"Cinderella"

"Pepe Le Pew"

The Lyrics

I am sure there are many people who have been in the same situation as I have...do you tell your friend the truth about what is bothering you, or is it better to shut up and say nothing?

We were sitting in the bistro Of the local hotelI said "What smells like poo?"

They call you Pepe Le PewAnd you really don't know whySo I'll give you a clue

RememberWhen you sat next to meI had to move further awayRemember I asked you where you had beenYou wouldn't sayYou know I almost died

I'm sorry, I think I need a gas maskI'm sorry, sitting near you is no easy taskOh, it's time for Pepe Le Pew to go

Sometimes I tried hinting to you that you were smelling really badYou couldn't take the hintPlease move away Pepe Le Pew, or you will make me sad

RememberWhen you sat next to meI had to move further awayRememberI asked you where you had beenYou wouldn't sayYou know I almost died

I'm sorry, I think I need a gas maskI'm sorry sitting near you is no easy taskOh, it's time for Pepe Le Pew to go

I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend youBut you can't go around smelling like a piece of pooIt's time for Pepe Le Pew to go

I used to be able to sit next to youWithout there being a bad smellI'm not sure exactly what it is - maybe it's BOMaybe it's something you ateMaybe you have a problem with flatulenceOnly thing about you that I hateI'll return when the coast is clear

I'm so sorryI did not mean to offend youI'll return when the coast is clear

I'm sorry to say, you are smelling like shitYou're going to have to see about itI'm going away, but I will be right hereWhen the coast is eventually clear

I'm sorry I think I need a gas maskI'm sorry sitting near you is no easy taskOh, it's time for Pepe Le Pew to go

I'm sorry, it's for the best that you knowDon't worry, I'll come back when the coast is clearIts time for Pepe Le Pew to go!!!

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