Posts Tagged ‘TOOTHACHE’

ADULTA person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLORA place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENSThe only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEEA body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUSTMud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTISTSomeone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEFCold Storage.

INFLATIONCutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITOAn insect that makes you like flies better.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

A doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

[Reportedly, the 2009 winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University]