5 comments for “Pizza Club is Educational”

I learned that Scooter, Testiclese, and Adro would rather see a bunch of freaky dudes in spandex with “special powers” wrestling each other than see some skanky skin. I also learned that when motivated properly I am actually semi-intelligent. Now if I could only get a girl to strip whenever I write some code (insert joke about me sucking at programming), I’d be set. I also learned that the only good thing about being single at pizza club is being able to stare at nudity with girls in the room (and not having someone yell at me on the way home because I ignored her while we played videogames).

Finally, I learned that if the world needs to hide its pizza supply from alien invaders, my stomach has plenty of room. They won’t get it back in the same condition they gave it to me, however.

I would like to take this time to publicly apologize for my absurd behavior at Pizza Club. Normally I wouldn’t be so vocal and disrespectful about seeing naked ladies, but between my girlfriend leaving me and my computer being broken, and of course all of the pizza, I got a little crazy.

I’m sorry everyone. I’d like to say it won’t happen again, but we all know it will.

I forgot to also add that I learned it is okay to be teased about not knowing who Geordi is on Star Trek. I’d rather lose at trivia and be laughed at by nerds than know that I have that type of information in my head.