Today's Featured ENeGMA!

Awarded the...award...of Writer of the Month December 2006, the large hole in my heart I attempted to fill with misanthropy and small plastic objects is now fully filled and patched up, good as new. I thank you all for your relentless show of dedication, and hope that you will continue to show me favor, both before and after the inevitable Revolution.

For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of December 2006. The award is in recognition of those individuals that *I* feel have contributed to making Uncyclopedia a better place, whether through writing or image production or just "what they do around the place."

Please feel free to display this award in a prominent place or hide it in a sock drawer somewhere - its up to you. Thank you for doing what you do. :) --Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

The Artist as a Young Psychopath

Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me.

Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said:

Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong.