Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and three videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Milking your frat bro’s frat nips for some frat milk. Long story frat, I boned his sister. TFM.-Virginia

Woah there, little fella. You’re not speaking my language.

This is just a reminder for everyone to respect my dick. TFM.-Tennessee

I, for one, will admit that I needed the reminder, and am eternally grateful.

When a girl at a party is all like “The name’s Francine but you can call me Frank” as she nods her head and hands you drink as she leads you back to her rugby house to bang. TFM.-Pennsylvania

Taking down a rugby babe named “Frank” is fucking frat.

Accidentally knocking a drink out of her hand and all over her and then saying, “Girls like it when I get ’em wet.” TFM.-Virginia

Nice recovery, you smooth pimp.

Dropping Alka-Seltzer in a girl’s drink so she thinks it’s roofie as a goof. TFM.-Anonymous

That’s a really funny goof. I bet she loved that goof.

My buddy and I were about to leave the bar the other night. I was finishing my beer. He said, “You don’t need to chug it.” I said “Challenge accepted!” and finished it right off. TFM.-Pennsylvania

Cool story. I bet you finished your buddy right off later too. In the gay way.

Some slam said she wouldn’t go down on me cause my frat bush was too thick so I told her it was for a good cause. Two hours and one sloppy BJ later I came up with an action plan to save the frush. TFM. #frush2014-Virginia

Just so we’re all clear: frat + bush = frush.

Making her call you Dan Marino while you pound her in the privates. TFM.-Tennessee

Seems like a weird thing to do, but maybe it’s just me.

“Accidentally” dropping an XL condom in front of her dad. TFM.-Wisconsin

That’s a power move. Show her dad how big your frock is.

The bloodstain on your mattress getting larger with each passing semester. TFM.-Anonymous

Really hoping you’re just a clumsy drunk who falls over and gets lots of cuts, and not a serial killer or a period fetish guy.

“What bro? I don’t wan’t smoke on my fingers.”

All three of these doofuses need a good kick in the balls.

Is that a ninja star?

That giant squirrel is shitfaced.

Pre-cum and white socks. TFM.

Nothing in this photo makes sense, including that t-shirt.

Always protecting your boy’s boys. TFM.

If you’re gonna make mouth sex to someone in public, at least take your purse off.

Fuck you Intern you suck so fucking bad. I am going to stick my dick so far up your ass that you’ll get a facial of my anger jizz. None of this will be a problem to you though because you are gayer than buttsex in a San Francisco park.

Intern I haven’t masturbated in hours and if you think I can go through a whole Fail Friday without having a chaser jerk off to and to make me forget that my uncle abused me when I was seven, you’re dead fucking wrong. I’m gonna tie you to a chair and make you watch as I kill your family and have sex with their dead bodies.