http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |• Hillary Clinton enjoyed a winning night at the Democratic Party presidential debate Tuesday at the Wynn Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. She had more important things on her mind than the issues. For one thing, during the entire two-hour debate, Bill was unsupervised and in Las Vegas.

• CNN televised the debate from the thirteen-hundred seat main showroom of the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas. There were five podiums onstage. They kept a spare empty podium backstage just in case, by miracle, Queen Elizabeth flew to Las Vegas, agreed to take us back and canceled this election.

• Vermont Socialist Bernie Sanders brought down the house at the Democratic debate Tuesday by declaring that he's sick and tired of hearing about Hillary Clinton's damned e-mails. The senator wasn't finished. Then he asked if anyone in the audience could please tell him what e-mail is.

• Democratic presidential candidates took turns bashing the rich during the debate on Tuesday in Las Vegas. The rich are great for the economy. While campaigning in New Hampshire on Saturday, Donald Trump was seen shopping at Costco, and the cashier said he bought three Costco's.

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ABC News interviewed last week's Powerball lottery winner Julie Leach of Michigan who won three hundred and fifty million dollars. Lotto fever has gripped the nation. Last night a Los Angeles convenience store owner scratched the red dot off his wife's forehead and won fifty thousand dollars.

• Argentina passed a law requiring hospitals with pediatric units to hire specially trained clowns to perform for kids in hospital rooms who are recovering from surgery. The clown community wasn't consulted on the law. The U.S. Congress is busy enough without having to make personal appearances.

• Pepsi announced its chemists invented a Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. Our country's finest chemists invented a drink that's half-soda and half-cheesy taco chip in taste. It sends a message from America to the world and the message is this, we will get to a vaccine for Ebola when we get to it.

• The Nobel Prize for Chemistry was awarded to three scientists who've developed mechanisms to repair DNA. It could repair some lives and lengthen everyone's life. In the last two decades, science has made such tremendous advances, they're now only fifty years behind the comic books.

• The Nobel Committee announced Thursday that this year's Nobel Prize for Medicine is going to two scientists who've created a vaccine which effectively fights parasites. Of course, the vaccine isn't one hundred percent effective. It still doesn't keep the pharmaceutical companies away from it.

• President Obama was hit by a nationwide poll Tuesday which revealed that fifty-two percent of Americans say his world leadership is weak and indecisive. He hasn't been helped by the Syrian situation. President Obama wages war like he's afraid the enemy's going to call child services on him.

• The Pentagon warned Tuesday that one out of every four applicants for Army enlistment is unfit to serve in the military due to obesity. It's an emergency. As a nation, America either needs to get in shape or recruit a separate fat army that will only invade countries that don't have any hills.