Sh*t Christians Say to Atheists - Atheist Nexus2015-03-03T23:01:16Zhttp://www.atheistnexus.org/forum/topics/sh-t-christians-say-to-atheists?commentId=2182797%3AComment%3A2144561&xg_source=activity&feed=yes&xn_auth=noYeah, that's basically the sa…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-19:2182797:Comment:21472392013-01-19T08:12:15.632ZJosh Hatfieldhttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/JoshuaHatfield
<p>Yeah, that's basically the same thing. I've heard it too.</p>
<p>Yeah, that's basically the same thing. I've heard it too.</p> Yeah, that one is kind of sim…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-18:2182797:Comment:21464902013-01-18T17:40:42.961ZJoseph Phttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/JosephP
<p>Yeah, that one is kind of similar to the "Let's just agree to disagree," off-switch. It annoys the hell out of me. <em>No,</em> this shit is <em>important,</em> since it impacts the way you live your life, and the way you influence others. Let's hash this out.</p>
<p>Yeah, that one is kind of similar to the "Let's just agree to disagree," off-switch. It annoys the hell out of me. <em>No,</em> this shit is <em>important,</em> since it impacts the way you live your life, and the way you influence others. Let's hash this out.</p> I get this one a lot: "You ar…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-18:2182797:Comment:21466402013-01-18T17:30:49.572ZJosh Hatfieldhttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/JoshuaHatfield
<p>I get this one a lot: "<span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span>You are free to believe whatever you want." No I'm not! I wanted to believe in Christianity! (Yes, I'm still coming to grips with things.) But really what it means is: "I'm going to ignore any valid point you just made and end the conversation."</span></span></span></p>
<p>I get this one a lot: "<span><span class="UFICommentBody"><span>You are free to believe whatever you want." No I'm not! I wanted to believe in Christianity! (Yes, I'm still coming to grips with things.) But really what it means is: "I'm going to ignore any valid point you just made and end the conversation."</span></span></span></p> John Aultman wrote: If Prosti…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-18:2182797:Comment:21462722013-01-18T11:38:12.455ZJames Kzhttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/JamesKz
<p>John Aultman wrote: If Prostitution is the oldest profession then religion the oldest scam?</p>
<p>I have two close friends who are prostitutes (one of them is actually my best friend). They are far more honest than religious hucksters.</p>
<p>John Aultman wrote: If Prostitution is the oldest profession then religion the oldest scam?</p>
<p>I have two close friends who are prostitutes (one of them is actually my best friend). They are far more honest than religious hucksters.</p> Well, yeah. Obviously, you m…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-18:2182797:Comment:21462682013-01-18T11:32:22.959ZJoseph Phttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/JosephP
<p>Well, yeah. Obviously, you mean false gods. ^.^</p>
<p>Well, yeah. Obviously, you mean false gods. ^.^</p> Theist: "What wakes you up in…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-18:2182797:Comment:21464272013-01-18T04:15:53.856ZNathaniel Summershttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/NathanielSummers
<p>Theist: "What wakes you up in the morning?"<br/>Me: "I didn't realize god worked like an alarm clock."</p>
<p>Theist: "Why do you even get out of bed in the morning?"<br/>My Atheist brother: "Usually it's because I don't want to piss myself."</p>
<p>Theist: "So you don't believe in god?"<br/>Me: "First of all, which god should I believe in? There are a lot of them."<br/>Theist: "You mean like false gods?"</p>
<p>Theist: "What wakes you up in the morning?"<br/>Me: "I didn't realize god worked like an alarm clock."</p>
<p>Theist: "Why do you even get out of bed in the morning?"<br/>My Atheist brother: "Usually it's because I don't want to piss myself."</p>
<p>Theist: "So you don't believe in god?"<br/>Me: "First of all, which god should I believe in? There are a lot of them."<br/>Theist: "You mean like false gods?"</p> Oh here is another one I like…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-17:2182797:Comment:21459782013-01-17T20:36:13.767ZJohn Aultmanhttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/JohnAultman
<p>Oh here is another one I like: </p>
<h1 class="subject" id="yui_3_3_0_1_1358454775819221">If Prostitution is the oldest profession then religion the oldest scam?</h1>
<p>Oh here is another one I like: </p>
<h1 class="subject" id="yui_3_3_0_1_1358454775819221">If Prostitution is the oldest profession then religion the oldest scam?</h1> I like to to counter with wha…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-17:2182797:Comment:21460502013-01-17T20:34:41.107ZJohn Aultmanhttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/JohnAultman
<p>I like to to counter with what Mark Twain said: </p>
<h2 class="questionText">"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool."</h2>
<p>I like to to counter with what Mark Twain said: </p>
<h2 class="questionText">"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool."</h2> Reminds me of Life of Pi. If…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-17:2182797:Comment:21458282013-01-17T13:25:41.397ZFuturehttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/Future
<p>Reminds me of <em>Life of Pi</em>. If we spread our belief to cover all our bases, every day of the year will be a religious holiday of some sort.</p>
<p>Reminds me of <em>Life of Pi</em>. If we spread our belief to cover all our bases, every day of the year will be a religious holiday of some sort.</p> Thus we should all worship Sa…tag:www.atheistnexus.org,2013-01-17:2182797:Comment:21457802013-01-17T13:14:51.492ZJames Kzhttp://www.atheistnexus.org/profile/JamesKz
<p>Thus we should all worship Saraswati, the Hindu goddess of music, arts, knowledge, and science. Those Christians might be headed to the Hindu version of Hell, backing the wrong horse like Jesus.</p>
<p>Pascal blew it. Backed the wrong deity simply because he lived in Europe and didn't know about Saraswati.</p>
<p>That many Hindus can't be wrong, as we know the appeal to popularity is always the best method of ascertaining the truth.</p>
<p>Thus we should all worship Saraswati, the Hindu goddess of music, arts, knowledge, and science. Those Christians might be headed to the Hindu version of Hell, backing the wrong horse like Jesus.</p>
<p>Pascal blew it. Backed the wrong deity simply because he lived in Europe and didn't know about Saraswati.</p>
<p>That many Hindus can't be wrong, as we know the appeal to popularity is always the best method of ascertaining the truth.</p>