“My government will bring forward a bill that further reforms Britain’s immigration system. The bill will ensure that this country attracts people who will contribute and deters those who will not,” Queen Elizabeth said in a statement prepared by the government. According to British media, benefits, housing and healthcare will be limited to new arrivals who are willing to work and pay taxes to fund state-backed support, says the speech, which the Queen traditionally gives on behalf of the government. Non-British EU citizens will be restricted to six-months job seekers allowance if made unemployed and new responsibilities will be put before EU member states if their citizens use the National Health Service.

The new integration minister in the Italian government, born to a polygamous father, plans to establish polygamy in Italy. Cécile Kyenge, Minister for Integration in the new Italian governement, who admits having been an illegal immigrant in Italy when she first arrived, has stirred up controversy in Italy by saying she wants to suppress the notion of illegal immigration in Italy.

Born into a family with 38 children from the father’s four wives, which however was Catholic, the minister declared that the church would have to learn to adapt to the world:

“This is a bonga bonga government, they want to change birthright citizenship laws and Kyenge wants to impose her tribal traditions from the Congo”
“You can’t say the word ‘nigger’ in Italy, only think it. Pretty soon you won’t even be able to say illegal immigrant – you’ll have to say ‘your excellence’.
“She seems like a great housekeeper, but not a government minister”.