21 October 2007

Ever since I've been married if ever I say I feel sick, the usual response is, "Maybe you're pregnant."

Ha. Ha. So original.

This is particularly bothersome when I am throaty-sick. When my throat feels swollen and sinus infection-y or Strepp-y. Usually, when I feel that way and say, "I feel sick." And somebody says, "Maybe you're pregnant." I want to say, "Yes, maybe there is a baby growing INSIDE MY THROAT!"

One time when I was sick I counted how many people suggested I was pregnant. I think it hit about 11 within about 4 days.

Usually now, when somebody suggests I might be pregnant, I just say, "Maybe I am. You never know." It's not as good as the line about a baby in my throat, but it will suffice.