Bournemouth: Howe- Will take a disastrous run to get him sacked this season. Has a low to fair sackability rating.

Brighton: Hughton- In the 'to be sacked' danger zone. Could potentially could be gone by xmas

Burnley: Dyche- Just out of the 'to be sacked' danger zone but not far away. Currently getting goodwill but things can quickly change on the back of poor form.

Chelsea: Conte: Carries a low to fair rating. Hopefully this will change after a poor start.

Crystal Palace: De Boer: Trap Jnr's pick on first to go this season. Definitely in the 'to be sacked' danger zone. Needs a good start or he will be gone by October.

Everton: Koeman- Carries a low to fair rating of sackability currently

Huddersfield: Wagner- In the danger zone. High likelyhood of an impending sacking.

Leicester: Snakespeare- Will be given a degree of time due to his sneaky bullsh*tting ways and ways of deflecting blame away from himself. He will blame physios, scouts, anything else but him and will weasel a few extra precious months but will nonetheless be sacked late this season. A 'to be sacked' staple.

Liverpool: Klopp- The bipolar manager is a fans favourite and has the support of the press. In no danger currently but hopefully will bring himself into contention somehow.

Manchester City: Guardiola- Not in immediate danger but not a million miles away. Poor form in the league and Champions League will put him in the danger zone but due to his reputation the owners will most likely opt to give him his last chance in a 3rd season unless City finish outside the top 4.

Swansea: Del Boy- Another bullsh*tter who once his 'this time next year we'll be millionaires' spiel wears thin he will be gone. May take some months before this happens but again a 'to be sacked' bookies favourite in the 2nd half of the season.

Tottenham: Pochettino- Low sackability rating

Watford: Silva - Wots he know bout Premier League Jeff!? Turbulent owners at Watford plus he is till an unknown quantity puts him hovering in or just above the danger zone.

West Brom: Pulis- A boring mnager who will keep them up. Low sackability rating.

West Ham: Bilic - In the danger zone. Any sign of a continuation of last seasons form will see him gone swiftly. A definite front runner for the first to be sacked but have plumped for De Boer.

In conclusion: Hoepfully everyone will be sacked this season or at the very least see a record number of sackings. Del Boy and The Snake will get their comeuppance but we may have to wait until the 2nd half of the season as they have the press on their side because they is ENGLISH Jeff!

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When Lord Trap Junior Esquire IV of Corribside saw that Martin O'Neill had been sacked, he wept, for there were no more worlds left to conquer

Biggest incorrect is probably Dyche, he's now at a position within the club is he leaves when he decides to and no one else, he's been relegated with them before and they'll persist with him again.

Wagner very incorrect too he took them from a 16th placed finish to playoff winners, how that puts him in the danger zone is beyond sensible logic.

Bilic has got to be the hot favourite to go first for me. Unless they do something urgently over the next month Paul Clement will suffer for the failings of the Swansea board, all they do is sell their best players and don't replace. They are f**ked if Gylfi goes. And so is Clement

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