Democrat military affairs: Those Navy SEALs did an excellent job. Good thing I was there to take credit!

Democrat foreign affairs: My most-of-one-term as senator makes me far more qualified on foreign affairs than my opponent. Why, I organized entire neighborhoods! The most hes ever organized was the Olympics, a state, and some multinational corporation!

Democrat economics: That guy over there has more than you. He must have stolen it from you! Get him!

And finally, Democrat responsibility: And my policies would have worked, if it hadnt been for the Republicans, ATM machines, hurricanes, and George Bush!

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