I have done a lot of cooking in my life and have actually been paid for it, but I am still lacking a lot in my education, and now I have to do amusing creative writing about cooking. I found this forum when I was trying to find something funny about shallots, but settled for 'how to substitute shallots in a recipe.' I did find a funny song about shallots that's on the internet, where a guy is dancing around with shallots. Let's see if I can find it again....

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