Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Adventure at Walmart

Wow. There are plenty of women's clothes here and, yes, George is a popular brand. Hmm. they're not bad, affordable. Wait, I'd still have to try them on. Or I could just purchase them and return the rejects. Naaaaa. Then I'd have to come back and stand in line.. Best to keep moving.

(aren't you just so adorable, I could eat you up! Yes I could!! With a side of slaw and an extra sharp toothpick!! )

I stand there bland as oatmeal. Pollyanna Deathstar: " I'm sooo sorry you're having a bad day!!! :( Look here at the receipt, I scanned the corn dogs twice and then I took one off!! :)I just look at her totally benign and non emotional again. Say nothing whatsoever.Pollyanna Deathstar: "Ohhhh, I hope your day gets better !!! :)

I know I should have told her to Bite Me but I was stunned. I tell you she was good, really good. Put me in my place and made me bitter all by using her patented, sugar coated, Pollyanna Deathstar monologue. It's a gift.

if I have a woman cashier I'm all business. If I have a male cashier and is good looking I'm all "Welllll hellooooo there! ::wink::" Since it's usually women and ugly guys I just want to pay grab my cake and get the hell outta there! Don't talk to me about the weather!

I want to go shopping with you. Everytime I go to Walmart, I get the unhappy, elderly so slow, sick and coughing and sneezing all over my things cashier who doesn't even talk to me to tell me the total. I kind of like the no talking part but the rest I could do without.

What is it with the employees at WalMart? I had a gal look at every item I bought. She'd pick it up, turn it over, make a comment "Wow - that's a great color for those shoes" or "Gee, I didn't know we carried Kool-Aid" and then she'd scan it and comment on the price. I wanted to scream by the time all was said and done...

That was a very touching Cinquain. I don't think I've ever experienced a "Pollyanna" at our local Walmart. They are usually toothless, greasey, hateful beotches who HATE that they are working for next to nothing:/

Pretty much all Wal-Mart employees are retarded. So don't take it personally.

I had a checker completely ignore me today. She talked to the person in line ahead of me and behind me (while I was standing there paying), but to me... no. I guess I was pretty hideous this morning. But then, according to her nametag, she had been employed by this store since 1973, so I figured she had bigger problems in her life than just being impolite and fat.