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02/11/2011

There has been a lot of controversy from prudes about the Miley Cyrus upskirt picture above in which she is not wearing any panties.

Puritan Westerners are complaining that showing a picture of 17 year old Miley Cyrus’ vagina is “child porn”. These backwards countries still consider 17 year old women like Miley, who have obviously already been around the block a few times, “minors”. I just don’t understand it, by the time my mom was Miley Cyrus’ age she had already married her uncle and birthed my 3 older brothers.

We here at CelebJihad are once again being oppressed by the Zionist controlled west with their backwards laws, and can not express ourselves by posting a picture of Miley Cyrus’ pussy. There is a silver lining however. After careful examination of the Miley Cyrus upskirt no panties pic, we have determined that the photo is most likely a fake, and probably made by the Jews to entrap free speech crusading Muslims like ourselves.

I first noticed that something was off with the picture after staring at Miley’s vagina for 30 minutes. Miley’s vagina in the picture looks normal, and not like the well used and beat up meat paddy that one would expect it to be. Miley’s hoo-hoo should look like a pack of chewed up bubble gum not the clean tight slit pictured.

After some investigating we uncovered some additional pictures from the day this photo was taken. As you can see in the 2 photos below, Miley is wearing white panties on the day this alleged upskirt photo was taken. Whether she put those panties on after the upskirt picture was taken is still up for debate.

Access Hollywood caught up with the actress at Justin Bieber's "Never Say Never" premiere on Monday night in Los Angeles and asked about the coveted role that Sarah Jessica Parker first brought to life.

"I would love it," Miley told Access. "I'm not attached, so I don't want to say that, but that would be very cool."

On her latest project, "So Undercover," Miley said she bonded with co-star Kelly Osbourne.

"That was really fun getting to work with her. It's cool if you go to a location, you gotta actually have someone that you're... friends with more than just going away...being by yourself, you gotta have a friend with you," she explained.

As for the rumored new man in her life - "So Undercover" costar Josh Bowman, who has also previously been linked to Amy Winehouse - Miley remained mum.