Over the years, Joel Klebanoff has been a computer programmer, an information technology marketer, a writer, and a worrier. The publication of this, his first book, added two new fears to Joel's extensive list of phobias. First, he is troubled by his absolute certainty that no one will buy the book. Second, he is concerned that there is a chance, infinitesimally tiny though it may be, that he is wrong and someone will buy it, recognize him, and ask for his autograph, which would embarrass him to no end.