How to lose one shoe

posted Mon, Sep 23, 2013

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1st Oct 2013, 11:42 AM

I'm blaming Grandma for your... who am I kidding, that's my fault that you have a vocabulary like that.
*recalls calling other drivers 'jumped-up-never-come-down-half-gotten-gormless-gits' while you were just a wee bairn.*