They asked me about my fiery tirades when Calvin threw a 21st birthday party for his ex-porn beau.

I replied:

“My feeling was that Calvin is nuts to think that this is some kind of real-love situation that you can celebrate.

“I have nothing against it; every relationship is a situation where each party is getting something out of the other party, but let’s not confuse it with Romeo and Juliet any more than if I would have a party for a man that ****s me in a video store.