I am America's Senior Comedian (R).

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These photos are of His Benevolence, Christopher King, Supreme Ruler of 3-Space. They are suitable for framing and display in public buildings, over your desk, on coins, etc.

The stage photos, the rubble series, the beer series, and the holding-eyeglasses series are courtesy of Gregg Matthews, Orlando. All others by Chris King.

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Generally, the staged photos were taken in the olden days, around 2004. I have not aged at all, so you may regard these to be an accurate representation of what my big fat pot belly does not look like.

When the Government Man decides to stab his fat, dirty fingers at things and initiate non-linearity, you may use these in your newspaper or on your TV show if you like.

We may dismiss out of hand Israel's account, that their benevolent, rifle-bearing commandos were just set upon by an angry mob. So they had to defend themselves. Don't you see? It was all self defense. Everyone hates them so much that they had to storm a ship with rifles and shoot up the place.

If this FreeGaza account is true --which, since one does not believe Israelis on any matter, this account is probably true-- then this represents not only a public relations nightmare for this particular incident, but it actually represents the end of Israel itself.

This is because Israel will no longer possess the moral authority to exert any force against peaceful action. Not to mention that they'll be under a public microscope from now on. And since peaceful action in the light of day always wins out, and since the Israeli social and economic model is not self-sustaining and requires constant pressure against competing gaming groups, Israel is a doomed nation. Essentially, Israel has divested itself of the use of force, the one tool that is required for it to "maintain homeostasis," of sorts, in its favored gaming strategy.

You have just witnessed the death of Israel. You mark my words. And they did it to themselves, just as I knew they would. This is that straw that broke the camel's back.

That was quick. Sixty years. Congratulations.

Do you remember my talk of Time Domain Security Apparatuses? (They're not made of cuckas and bones. They're made of informational, or "moral" structures in a higher dimension.) Israelis "wound that clock spring" so far in the wrong direction over sixty years that you are now witnessing the springing back of it. That built-up energy will now destroy Israel. Sit back and watch.

If you are reading this, you are morally and legally obligated to buy a ticket to my show, which is the professional undertaking of a professional comedian. Tickets are $100 per person, per year. Click to buy your ticket. If you truly don't have the money, you get in for free; otherwise no exceptions to this rule. Thanks, Chris.