AN: OMG Beatles Bible House is my favorite anime ever! I watched like all episodes like 10 times each! I thought it was about time I wrote a fanfiction about it! It is my first fanfiction so please be gentle!

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"Jessica!" my mom bellowed from the stairs.

I growled in frustration and swirled around in my chair, "What?! I'm in the middle of something!"

"Not that dumb cartoon again" My mom groaned "I'm sure you can pause it while you take out the trash."

"Young lady, I don't care what it is, you get your butt down stairs and take out the trash now or your grounded!"

I glared at my mom, "Fine!" I stood up with a huff and stormed out of my room, my pet kitty, fluffy-chan, followed me out under my mothers watchful glare.

My mom is so unfair! She's probably not my real mother anyway, an evil step mother probably. I thought as I went down the stairs and past my younger brother Jeff who was playing with his dumb baby toys. I bet mom didn't yell at him to do chores.

In the kitchen, I picked the gross smelly trash, it was probably all jeff's trash anyway, and went out the back door.

As I was grumbling about how unfair life was, I noticed a pendant out of the corner of my eyes. It was a heart shaped jade colored pendant that was attached to a silver chain. It almost seemed to glow in the dark. I picked it up.

"I wonder how this got there." I muttered aloud. I put it on and faced fluffy-chan, "So what do you think?"

fluffy-chan meowed approvingly.

I put the trash out and went back into my room. I plopped back in my chair with my cat in my lap. I was too upset to continue my art work so I decided to go and read the original Beatles Bible House manga with the anime theme song in the background.

I lost track of time complele and my eyes started to drop, No! I still have more than half the manga to go! but try as I may, I couldn't stop myself from falling asleep at my desk with fluffy-chan asleep in my lap.

Little did I know, the jade necklace started to glow!

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Whoa! This is so much fun! I bet you can't wait to find out what happens next! Well stay tuned. Side note, I wish I wasn't allergic to cats 🙁

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Dark Overlord wrote some Beatles Bibler stories so I thought to bring them over here to have the stories in one place and so they don't get lost.

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I have 2, don't know which one is funnier though so I'll post both of them.

Ron Nasty: They're all books about The Beatles, we have The Complete Beatles Recording Sessions by Mark Lewisohn, Many Years From Now by Paul McCartney but ghostwritten by Barry Miles, Revolution In The Head by Ian MacDonald, I Me Mine by George Harrison, The Beatles by Hunter Davies which is the only Beatles biography that was written while The Beatles were still together, and who could forget my collection of Beatles Book Monthly magazines.

meanmistermustard: That sure is a big book collection.

Ron Nasty: Yes it is.

The tea kettle whistles.

Ron Nasty: Bloody hell, that sure was fast. Tea time.

meanmistermustard: This sure is great tea, what's your secret to making it so good.

Ron Nasty: Simple really, I love tea so I make sure that I use only the best ingredients in my tea.

Ron Nasty: Say, would you like to listen to a record, I've got The Beatles In Mono box set, as well as Abbey Road and Let It Be, also some stuff from Bob Dylan and David Bowie as well as News Of The World by Queen and Elvis Presley's debut album and a various artist compilation that I found on the curb.

meanmistermustard: I'd love to listen to Revolver, great album and I really love the mono mix.

Ron Nasty: Alright then, let's place it on the automatic turntable.

Ron Nasty places his mono Revolver album on his nice looking vintage semi automatic turntable and the song Taxman starts to play.

meanmistermustard: What do you think about Donald Trump being the president of the United States.

Ron Nasty: I can't believe that bloke won the election, such an immature lad, it's a good thing we have the queen running our country.

meanmistermustard: Aye, I think it's great that Her Majesty is running our country instead of some chap with the mind of a 10 year old.

Ron Nasty: Isn't it funny how they attached the same exact solo at the end. The edit is clear as hell, it isn't even like they had him record the solo twice, they just copy and pasted the solo section at the end of the song.

meanmistermustard: Very interesting, I like it. Thinking about it, did you know Dark Overlord PMed you yesterday.

Ron Nasty: No, I better check that out.

meanmistermustard: How's your life been since the last time we chatted.

Ron Nasty: Pretty good, been listening to some Dylan lately, bought a new pair of trousers. I'll say one thing, it's a bloody good thing I don't have any children.

meanmistermustard: Just the thought of having to take care of a bunch of little blokes like that makes me sick, I never want to have children.

Ron Nasty: How does it being a mod, I stepped down awhile back, is it still the same.

meanmistermustard: Aye, pretty much, there are a few changes but nothing special.

Ron Nasty: You know what I don't get, why do people claim that Paul played bass on Love You To, even listening to it right now, I can't hear a damned thing that sounds like a bass.

meanmistermustard: My guess would be that Paul recorded a bass part but they later decided to scrap it.

Ron Nasty: Seems right to me, I bet Dark Overlord would love to hear this conversation.

meanmistermustard: I remember yesterday when he asked on the forum if John C. Winn was correct about John's bass on the backing track to Back In The USSR being wiped.

Ron Nasty: I'm pretty sure there are 3 different bass parts in the song, one by John on the backing track and 2 that Paul overdubbed, I doubt that they would've wiped John's bass track, maybe Winn made a mistake, it's hard to write a book like that without making a mistake.

10 minutes later

Ron Nasty: Time to flip the vinyl over so we can hear Good Day Sunshine. Some people say that flipping the vinyl is a pain in the arse, but I think it's a healthy thing to do.

It was December 1st, 1982 and everybody was sitting at their house when suddenly the CIA politely asked everyone to leave and go to The White House.

Once there, Donald Trump, who has been president since January of 1981, does a head count.

Donald: Alright there, let's see, we've got Joe of 26 years, Ron Nasty of 15 years, meanmistermustard of 31 years, Dark Overlord of 18 years, The Hole Got Fixed of 15 years, Silly Girl of 18 years, Martha of 17 years, AppleScruffJunior of 19 years, WeepingAtlasCedars of 17 years, Starr Shine? of 22 years, and Little Piggy Dragonguy of 20 years all present, we are ready to succeed.

Dark: Why are we here.

Donald: You will find that out soon. Now girls, follow Jimmy here down to the basement where you will have a slumber party. Guys, I have something special for you.

Path I:

The Slumber Party

Jimmy: Follow me to the basement.

They do as he says.

Jimmy: Here is your room, complete with bean bags, pillows, a spa, a pool, a hot tub, a puppy, a TV with cable, an FM radio, a classical pianist, and a personal chef.

Starr Shine?: Is there a catch, last time you gave me a grand piano for a Christmas present only for me to find that it was covered in LSD.

Jimmy: No catch, we just thought you might like it here.

Silly Girl: Looks nice, let's start with lunch, I'm hungry.

Chef: How about some lobster served with a side of caviar.

Piggy: Sorry but I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat meat.

Chef: Alright then, how about some cheese pizza with French fries and lemonade.

Everybody: Yay.

The classical pianist starts playing.

Martha: What do you girls think about boys, I think Freddie Mercury looks really cute.

Apple: OMG, like no way girl, I'd like totally go for Michael Jackson.

So the girls went to the spa, had a swim in the pool, and then sat in the hot tub while watching TV and while they were in there, they decided to have some grilled cheese with tomato soup and a side salad.

Piggy: This is like oh my god the best slumber party ever.

Silly Girl: Like let's have a pillow fight.

Apple: I'll go back for another round at the spa, you guys pillow fight yourselves.

And so they do.

Starr Shine?: Oh my god, that was totally like the best slumber party ever. Well, good night girls.

Martha: Like good night everyone too.

So they fall asleep.

The following morning.

Jimmy: Wake up girls, you are needed to watch a trivia contest.

Apple: It's like 6 in the morning.

Piggy: Sounds totally fun, like let's go girls.

They go to the trivia contest.

Path II:

Come to this place right now, follow me

The boys follow Donald trump into a lounge with a couch, footstands, a cold water dispenser, and an IBM PC connected to a modem.

Donald: Do you guys know why I brought you here.

Dark: Is it because you want our knowledge regarding The Beatles.

Donald: That's exactly why. You see, every year the UK and the US have a trivia contest with different subjects such as World War II, Looney Tunes, but this year it's The Beatles. I love The Beatles, I used to listen to them when I was younger but I am not allowed to participate in this contest, so I needed to find the perfect Beatles fans to do this and I found just the people that I wanted on a BBS for the IBM PC, simply titled Beatles BBS.

Ron: So you're saying that you brought me all the way over here just to win a stupid trivia game.

Joe: Actually, this sounds rather fun.

Donald: Before we start, I want to know about you guys, how did you get into The Beatles.

Donald: That's good, now I am going to ask each of you a question and I need you to answer it. Joe, who played bass on Helter Skelter
. Ron, what year did John meet Yoko. Mustard, what Beatle is barefoot on the Abbey Road
album cover. Dark, what guitar did George play on Savoy Truffle
. Hole, name every officially released Beatles song that was written entirely by George Harrison
. Now 3-2-1 go!

Dark: It starts halfway through the 1st verse, John and George's guitar parts from the backing track are panned entirely to the left and are barely audible due to the brass instruments, but they're still there.

Billy: Correct, 2 points for team USA. Next question, what brass instrument is used after the 1st verse on Sgt. Pepper
's Lonely Hearts Club Band?

Hole: French Horn.

Billy: Correct, 3 points for team USA. Next question, what is the name of Heather McCartney's biological father?

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