Tuesday, April 2, 2013

They Went Home...

They went home and told their wives,
that never once in all their lives,
had they known a girl like me,
But... They went home.

They said my house was licking clean,
no word I spoke was ever mean,
I had an air of mystery,
But... They went home.

My praises were on all men's lips,
they liked my smile, my wit, my hips,
they'd spend one night, or two or three.
But... Maya Angelou

They’ll always go home.

The wife is a slob. She
whines a lot, she smells like garlic and fish, she’s fat, she’s not as fine… She’s
everything you’re not, but they still go
home to her. Why? Because she’s what they want, all the things you
aren’t, and
they love her for it. She gets Christmas
and
every major holiday, she gets the name and the honor that comes with it…
She
gets it all, even though you’re leeching on him. She gets the respect of
never getting to finding out about you because you are that
insignificant.

What does that tell you? The
smell of garlic and raw chicken is more soothing than Chanel No 5. They don’t
love you enough; they never really loved you in the first place. Nope, the
diamonds they gifted you with doesn’t really mean anything. You’re just a bad
hobby, a diversion, a past time… like reading a boring book on a long flight,
something to keep him occupied before he lands and then he goes about his
business. Or that subscription to ‘Archie’ you don’t really need, but you might
as well read it since you’ve got nothing better to do while in the toilet.

Why waste your time and
energy being the other woman when you can be ‘the woman’? Yeah, finding a good
man like him is hard, there is a recession and it isn’t limited to finance… Well
those who are blooming in this recession don’t have two heads. You don’t have
to bury a cow alive to be hit with the common sense, that once your scheming works and you become ‘the
woman’, you create a vacancy and another woman fills the other woman slot.

And
to all the men going back home... don't try to justify yourselves, yes
you go home, yes you love your wife, yes you don't want her to get hurt
that's why you're not rubbing it in her face, but who asked you to step
out in the first place? It doesn't make you more of a man if you have a
hot chic in every area code... it makes you less of a man. It
takes an absence of common sense that isn't so common after all for a
man to cheat... " But a man who commits adultery has no sense; whoever does so destroys himself" Proverbs 6:32