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• Advertising Age reports political advertising on TV will top four and a half billion dollars up to the next election. And that doesn't include advertising tie-ins. Coors Light is about to introduce a new label on the bottle that changes color from blue to red whenever your uncle starts talking about Obama.

• National Football League teams begin reporting for summer training camp this week with every team dreaming of getting to the Super Bowl. What fans love about NFL pre-season is the knowledge that every NFL team comes to training camp with a clean record. Their lawyers get them all expunged.

• Taco Bell set up a website Thursday which encourages investors and entrepreneurs to consider opening up Taco Bell restaurants in cities throughout Mexico. It could empty the country. The last thing they need down there are Taco Bell billboards telling everyone else to make a Run for the Border.

• Donald Trump stood at the Rio Grande at Laredo Thursday and vowed to halt the flow of illegal immigration entering the U.S. He conceded a wall may not be needed on the entire border. Trump vows to put an end to America's long-standing method of halting illegal immigration, the honor system.

• Donald Trump in Texas Thursday pointed to polls showing him leading among Hispanic voters in Nevada. Democrats are panicking. Two weeks ago, pollsters predicted Trump would be eliminated from contention for his remarks insulting Mexicans, but the pollsters forgot to factor in battered-wife syndrome.

• The Auto Club said the Iran nuclear deal may drop gas prices to two bucks a gallon. Americans are perplexed. We can't remember if the price of gas went up because we invaded all those Middle East countries, or if we invaded all those countries in the Middle East because the price of gas went up.

• Illinois imprisoned former governor Rod Blagojevich won an appeal Wednesday which vacated almost all convictions against him. He worked for two years behind bars on his appeal. Illinois politicians are prolific by nature, so far this year they've turned out a hundred thousand license plates.

• Hillary Clinton told South Carolina voters they should support her not because she is a woman but based on the merits, and she added that one of her merits is that she's a woman. The crowd reacted indifferently. Right now Hillary could just wring Bruce Jenner's neck for stealing her thunder.

• President Obama received a huge welcome in Kenya Friday for a visit to the country where his father was born. He'll be their second U.S. president to visit this year. Bill Clinton was recently given a hero's welcome in Kenya because they think he's the only American who's allowed to have four wives.