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Don't worry, this'll all be interesting when I'm dead.Sat, 18 Apr 2015 02:52:27 +0000en-UShourly1http://wordpress.org/?v=4.2.3Testing, testing… testosteronehttp://www.cozbaldwin.com/2015/04/testing-testing-testosterone/
http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2015/04/testing-testing-testosterone/#commentsSat, 18 Apr 2015 02:52:27 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=1134I posted a fairly vague update the other day on Facebook/Twitter about some bad tests. It’s not like me to be vague; I prefer to be an open book with nothing to hide. But some things I hold back on because I don’t want OTHER people to feel like they know too much. (TMI = gross, get away from me) So I guess consider this a TMI warning for what lies ahead. But I’m sharing it because I’m excited and scared. And I don’t really want to go through it alone.

I have long suspected (approx. 6 or 7 years) there was something going on inside me that wasn’t right. Primarily it was the rapid weight gain that I was powerless to stop which tipped me off. It made sense that I had some sort of thyroid issue. But on a couple of occasions, while in the ER getting blood work done, they said my levels looked OK. Then at some point, as my health declined further and more things were going wrong, I started thinking deeper. Then it hit me: Testosterone. I looked at the many symptoms of low testosterone and it all made sense.

The next time I saw my doctor, I inquired about getting my T levels checked. He wrote me out a script and I later called the hospital to find out how much it would cost. I was uninsured at the time and it would be $200. I was broke, too (as I still am), so I opted to not have the test done.

Meanwhile, my physical and mental health continued to decline. I’ve changed a few medications but I still am often too tired to make it into work. And frankly, my depression has left me in a place where I simply do not have the will power to work on helping myself by eating better or quitting smoking or much of anything, really. I’m aware enough to know I need to change things, but dissociated enough to not do anything about it.

Fast forward to about a month ago (I’ve been insured for about 2 years now) when I started taking some new medications. The doc ordered some blood tests per standard procedure, to make sure the new stuff wasn’t killing me or anything. And I remembered that testosterone test I never got done so I asked him to order that one, too. And I finally had it done this week.

Sure enough… I’m low on testosterone. Very low. 163 ng/dL to be exact. Now, it’s difficult to say what “normal” levels are, because it depends on many biological factors, not the least of which is age. And depending on what lab you ask, they range from 270-1070. But from my minimal research, it appears the average is 600-700. Anything below 250 is “super low.” One source I found said that infant males at 5 months old could potentially have a higher level than me. And almost all sources show men above 90 score at least 300-400.

Taking the good with the bad…

When my doctor informed me of this low level, he suggested I consult with my cardiologist to make sure it would be safe to go on testosterone therapy. I had to Google why. Turns out, last year some studies came out which pointed to a correlation in T-therapy & increased risk of heart attack. Add in the variable of someone with pre-existing heart disease and the risk increases more. And men under the age of 65… the risk becomes even greater. Ugh?! The FDA put out a statement saying they have found no convincing evidence of this in their studies, however. And I can’t even find a source that tells WHY there’s a correlation. Meaning: what is the reason testosterone therapy increased the risk for heart attack. Nowhere I could find laid that out. So, I am left to wonder if there’s any particular signs I should look for, or anything I should do in order to minimize this risk… if there even is something I could do.

A New Hope

Tonight, I got my little bottle of gel and begin therapy. I’m trying to simultaneously not be scared about these so-called elevated risks of heart attack AND not be too optimistic about seeing tons of benefits from this. But I am expecting benefits. Like I said, it all made sense. I knew in my gut there was something wrong. This fit. I’ve been vindicated. This is the answer I’ve been looking for. This will help me finally get ME back. I’m expecting to lose weight from a boost in metabolism. I’m expecting muscle-mass to increase, allowing me to walk more than a half-block at a time. I’m expecting the foggy-headedness to burn away, for the depression to lift some, for my confidence to rise some. I’m expecting the hair on my legs and arms to come back. And yes, I’m expecting my libido to come back, too. All these things left me years ago and I’ve just been sitting in a dark room ever since, wondering where they went. Now, I am hopeful. Hesitant but hopeful.

And if I do have a heart attack, then I wanted to get this out there so everyone knows. It was worth the risk.

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http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2014/09/fox29-is-the-worst/#commentsTue, 09 Sep 2014 01:32:02 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=1112My local Fox affiliate, WTXF FOX29 in Philadelphia, has the worst social media team ever. The other day, they posted this:

But then this morning, my trusty TimeHop App reminded me of last summer, when the things that came out of FOX29’s Facebook Page drove a graphic designer like me up a friggin wall on almost a daily basis. And after talking with a co-worker, I decided I must put this all down in one place. Please indulge me by witnessing what happened throughout the summer.

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Please note: This is a cellphone photo of a computer screen, WITH POINTER CURSOR STILL VISIBLE. The bottom caption asks us to “Click LIKE if you love Buddy [from Cake Boss]”. The top caption, below the fucked up pixelated border, says “Meet the Cake Boss on Sunday! Click the link above to see time & place”. The background of this caption box is filled with some strange, translucent white texture. It’s either an MS Paint spray paint effect or they are cloning a white area over and over again to fill the box. They use this technique a lot and I don’t know what it is or how it’s possible to be that awful.

Then there was the abduction story:

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Worst use of Adobe Photoshop or best use of Microsoft Potato? I can’t decide. Click on it. Take a closer look. I dare you.

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Here they want to know if we judge people with tattoos negatively. I’ll tell you what, if they had a tattoo that looked like this, I would. Who actually thought this could pass for a realistic-looking tattoo?! Who is doing all this? A summer intern is the most logical answer, I know, but have they no supervision? This is supposed to be a reputable news organization we’re talking about, here. Which reminds me…

I don’t know what’s worse; the poor Photoshopping job, the outright religious overtones, or the shameful use of a tragedy to increase your engagement rate. It’s too much. I can’t…

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You see, fair laymen, engagement rate is a metric which Facebook marketers track. The number of times each post was clicked, liked, shared, or commented on counts towards a particular goal they’re hoping to reach. In fact, it’s “reach” that is the most important thing. Each one of those interactions increases the reach of that post. Meh. It’s a marketing thing. But that’s just it. It’s a MARKETING thing. This is a news organization. And yeah, you could argue that they have a product to sell. They want your eyes on their broadcast so they can sell advertising. And while that’s all true, this kind of activity does nothing but reduce your credibility as a news organization down to zilch. I cannot properly articulate why this is wrong to a degree that I would not lose any arguments in favor of this behavior, but dammit it’s wrong and I hope someone out there can help me properly convey why.

In the meantime, last summer, all they wanted was high engagement metrics, apparently…

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If only hugging my mom was this easy.

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Seriously, what they fuck are they using to fill in the white backgrounds for these caption boxes?

Feel free to peruse their posts from last summer. You will find more. To be fair, there hasn’t been much use of these MS Paint creations on their page for quite some time, now. So… that’s a good thing, I guess.

Thanks for indulging with me. Be sure to comment or share if you liked this blog post!

]]>http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2014/09/fox29-is-the-worst/feed/2Near Death Experience: The Epiloguehttp://www.cozbaldwin.com/2014/05/near-death-experience-the-epilogue/
http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2014/05/near-death-experience-the-epilogue/#commentsWed, 28 May 2014 05:48:05 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=1096What I’m sitting down here to write is intended to be an epilogue to a post I made about four years ago called “Near Death Experience“. It’s been four years and I never quite wrote that “Part 2″ to the story, so I figured an epilogue was more appropriate. So if you haven’t read about “the event” before, maybe you should start there. I just had to re-read it for the first time and it was still difficult making it all the way through. I had to pause a couple times, even.

So let’s see… where to begin…

Not long after I had that experience and posted the blog entry, on June 24th, 2010, I lost my job — and soon after, my health benefits. I went two years without a full-time job; doing freelance web work and a few short-term contracts to supplement my state (and later federal) unemployment compensation benefits. The week prior to the exhaustion of all my UC benefits, I scored a contract with Penn Medicine. It was originally planned to be a few months long but here we are, exactly 2 years later, and I’m still there. And I love it there. But being a contractor, I am still not entitled to health benefits. That is, until the agency I’m contracted through began offering them at the beginning of this year. So, after suffering from the “Near Death Experience”, I was left without health benefits for over 3 years. Let’s start with what’s happened during those 3 years.

First of all, there was this chronic pericarditis. This is when fluid builds up around the heart. It’s not too uncommon to happen after trauma to the heart. Why it kept happening is anybody’s guess. Aside from whatever damage that does to the cardiopulmonary system, it caused me crippling pain in my left shoulder during these flare-ups. Sent me to the ER a few times (Out of pocket, of course). Treatment is simply a lot of ibuprofen.

At this point, the flare-ups are rare. So instead, the last 2 years have been mainly dealing with congestive heart failure. This shows itself by causing extreme fatigue to the point where getting dressed in the morning leaves me breathless and too weak to stand. My smoking, sodium intake, and obesity are the three main contributing factors to this. Treatment is a diuretic to make me urinate a lot so as not to retain any excess fluid. Speaking of obesity… It’s getting worse and I’ve got too many things to work on before I can work on that. So let’s talk about what those other things are.

Anxiety. Severe anxiety. PTSD? Depends on who you ask. After “the event” I was left with an irrational fear of lightning. Thunder, too, I suppose, but really ANY sudden loud noises scare me now. But lightning cripples me. If you read the first part of the story, you’ll hopefully understand why. For a long time, I was even afraid of plugging things into electrical sockets. I was convinced that I was more prone to being electrocuted than others; that my ICD would act as a lightning rod. But after a while I began to realize it wasn’t necessarily the fear of getting hit by lightning, but rather the fear of having my adrenaline released. Once any amount of adrenaline is released, it all seems to come out, racing my heart and sending me into a panic attack (because I still think the defibrillator will zap me). So I’m scared of being scared.

But even things such as trying to walk fast or jog to catch the bus/train before it pulls away can send my heart into a tizzy. Even taking a staircase up too much at once can do it. Even times when I see the train still sitting there when I thought I’d missed it and realizing I still have a chance to catch it will raise my heart rate to over 150 bpm. It happened way too often. And at 150 bpm, my pacemaker stops pacing — and that is when it feels like it’s out of control — and that is when the panic attack sets in, making it even worse. So during one of the most recent un-financially-covered trips to the ER over the last 3 years, I asked that the threshold be set to 160 bpm and I’ve noticed a difference. The adrenaline has a harder time getting me to 160.

Treatment is: to remain calm at all times. (Seriously.)

The ICD is still solely working as a pacemaker. The defibrillator lead has remained turned off. If I wasn’t worried about damaging my heart muscle more by ripping the leads out completely, I’d have them take it out of me.

The debt I’ve accumulated has been reduced thanks to the generosity of Abington Hospital, putting me on a financial hardship program after the fact. But I’m still a little over $10,000 solely in medical debt because of these last 3 years of being uncovered.

So aside from debt, where does this leave me at today?

I’ve tried a few different anti-anxiety medications. I’ve been on 20mg of Celexa (SSRI) now for most of that time. I think it’s helped me not feel like I’m going to die at any minute all day long. I have two different benzodiazepines to take as-needed, which thankfully is not much these days. Usually only during thunderstorms. I still look at a normal set of stairs like one would look at the Philadelphia Museum of Art’s staircase when faced with climbing it. It takes me about 4 minutes to climb 30 steps so as not to get my heart rate above 90. Ah, yes, I have been insistent on wearing a watch which tells me my heart rate. Some people tell me it’s bad, but I NEED to know how high it is when I’m feeling bad. If I can see it’s relatively low, I can determine whether it’s really my heart or if it’s panic. And if it’s panic, I have an easier time controlling it. I actually barely ever look at it now, though. But I’d be scared to not have it there to check when I need it.

I’m generally feeling the way I’d think a 70 year old man might feel. My activities are about as limited as his would be. And I think to myself… I’m 34. Time is slipping away. My LIFE is slipping away. These years are the ones I should be using to be active and having as much fun as I can because there aren’t too many more years where that’s going to be possible (at least not in the typical non-athletic adult male’s life). So I had to ask my cardiologist if it’s reasonable to even consider a heart transplant at this point. Because I feel the one I have now is never going to let me lead a life I want to live. His response was not that it was obscene to think about it, but it’s just that in order to get on the waiting list, I’ve gotta pretty much be on my deathbed. Which, is understandable. But sad, nonetheless. It was worth asking. Kinda feel like I should get a second opinion. Not because I think I’ll get a different response to that specific question, but really the whole thing just doesn’t feel right to me. Or there are other underlying issues which haven’t yet been discovered. I’d put money on the latter.

One of the top priorities is getting back into therapy. I need to get over this anxiety, number one. And number two, I need to get out of this depression. Really, it’s dysthymia. So I’m not expecting any significant change, but I know I’m capable of feeling better than this, emotionally. I’m not sure when that will happen, though. The money I’m making is enough to pay my necessary bills, spread a little out amongst the debt collectors, and pay off the monthly interest charges on my credit cards, leaving very little room for anything extraneous, especially weekly mental health appointments. Besides, I may have health coverage now, but I still don’t get any paid time off. So any time I see a doctor instead of being at work, I’m losing more from my paycheck.

All in all, it’s plain to see I’m a mess. I do try to hide it, but I’m pretty sure it’s evident to anyone who spends a few minutes talking to me.

And for the record, I still cringe every time someone mentions Eastern State Penitentiary.

November, 2013

My mom hates this photo.

I think it captures my indignation pretty damn well!

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http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2012/12/ye-olde-blogs/#commentsFri, 07 Dec 2012 05:41:38 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=988So, I finally went back and sort of converted the old blogs; the first year I ever blogged, into a semi-normal blog format and it’s now archived and searchable within WordPress. I had to do it a lazy way, though. The whole month is one single post. You can now find them in the Blog Archives in the left sidebar (July 2000-July 2001). Speaking of lazy, here’s a fun excerpt from a trip I took in January 2001 to San Francisco where I talked about how lazy the place was. So weird to think those things weren’t in place over here yet at the time. But now they’re commonplace.

“At the grocery store, when you give your money to the check-out guy, the change spits out a machine next to your bags! And also, when we went to The Olive Garden tonight, instead of taking your name, they give you these round discs that vibrate and light up when your table is ready. Lazy, lazy, lazy…”

So, is there any point to having this blog anymore? No. It’s here just for me to look back upon, although I don’t suggest you do the same.

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http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2011/07/version-10-launched/#commentsSat, 02 Jul 2011 07:34:50 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=916I decided it was finally time to try and make this homepage a little more… a lot more focused on the Twitter feed and much less emphasis on the blog, which is almost never used. So, cozbaldwin.com version 10 is launched. I’ve made a couple other improvements around the site, particularly in the SEE and LISTEN pages. That’s all.
]]>http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2011/07/version-10-launched/feed/0Episode 1 of “Things That Matter To Me”http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2011/04/episode-1-of-things-that-matter-to-me/
http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2011/04/episode-1-of-things-that-matter-to-me/#commentsWed, 06 Apr 2011 00:43:13 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=888I’m launching a new blog. A tongue-in-cheek “rant blog” or vlog (video blog) about inconsequential things that don’t matter to anyone… except me.

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http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2010/09/fixes/#commentsTue, 21 Sep 2010 05:28:14 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=878Not that it matters all that much, but I finally fixed the layout when you do a search or view an archived page of this blog. So… there’s something.

Also, you may notice a new link up where the Twitter scroller is that links to an archive of every tweet I’ve ever made. It’s exactly the kind of thing I’ve been looking for since starting Twitter. I don’t know how often it updates itself, but I think it’s enough that it won’t inconvenience me or anyone else searching through my past tweets… which… will most likely only be me anyway.

I’ve been feeling so much lately. I should be writing. Man, I should really be writing this all down, getting it all out. At least being productive with my pain. Yes, of course it’s pain. What else affects me? Surely not happiness. That’s mostly the reason I am suffering now, in fact. I couldn’t embrace the happiness, let it go, and now am left with soul-crushing pain.

Coincidentally, while testing out my fix to make sure Search results displayed properly, I accidentally stumbled upon a little old poem I wrote one morning, while particularly tired (deliriously tired, you might say), when I was walking to my apartment and there was a particular scent in the air that reminded me of when I was a little boy. I remembered the innocence. I remembered what it felt like to be carefree and happy. And I think that’s what it feels like to be loved, when you allow it to. So this is what I wrote that day. It’s nothing I consider to be good, as far as poetry goes, but it feels apropos to repost it tonight.

This morning my mind is tired, exhausted beyond repair.
I see our world as a child, I can smell the innocent air.

Something I can’t hold on to, for it has all but died,
years ago, though I’m not old, before my grown up ride.

Crash into extinction, let the foreword decay,
suit yourself into your flesh, this is now your way.

One way road to living hell, no way back to life,
when you were white with healthy skin, before this awful trife.

This morning I was tired, though, and smelled that ancient air,
and saw the soil for what it was back when life was fair.

My mind still cares to remember whenever it’s grown weak
by the daily hush-hush of society, and the solice that we seek.

I wish to be tired all year round, to feel your love, my friend,
to come back to reality, to smile for real again.

“I hate emo rock,” she says as she takes the last drag from a cigarette she never smoked and turns off the TV. A few moments of silence pass between them as they stared at the same broken pattern on the carpet before he interjects a little chuckle.

A confused an annoyed “What?” is asked, as if to express disgust even by hearing his laugh.

“I just think it’s so weird, you know? We stare at the same fragments of carpet and come up with different theories for how it became so.”

“I really don’t see what that has to do with anything.”

“No, you just don’t want to.”

It was at this time her desolation could not be retained any longer. She burst out in an absolute puerile explosion of tears and drool with such force, you’d think she hasn’t shed a single emotion in a year and a half. Her body went limp like she had just been shot in the chest. Unable to control herself, there were no words coming out of her mouth as she tried to rationalize out loud why she just lost control. Instead, only a small murmur was audible as she collapsed to her knees.

He allows her to get herself together after a few minutes. And in between her desperate sniffling, he asks “When will this be over?”

She promptly replies, “There is no ‘THIS!’ There’s nothing to be over, why can’t you get that?”

He sarcastically replies, “Right, right,” and passes her a napkin from the night stand.

The birds can be heard outside the window, beginning to wake up the day.

She’s able to let out a large sigh, finally. “Why? What did you see in the carpet?”

“I see this broken pattern, here, and figured it was from your shoes heel.” He says.

“Yeah. It is from my heel,” she says, “but I was picturing a cane had created it, even though I know you don’t use a cane nor is there a cane here.” and she begins to sob again.

There’s been times he’s tried to say things and it never comes out the way he intended. What he doesn’t realize is that it never will. And everything you think you know is only right because you believe it to be.

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http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2010/06/near-death-experience/#commentsThu, 10 Jun 2010 05:37:28 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=839On May 3rd, I received a bi-ventricular ICD. It’s a pacemaker, intended to help my heart chambers beat in sync and in the correct order. This device also has an extra wire that, in the event that my heart goes wacky, it will use electro-shock therapy to get me back into rhythm. It will try this a couple times if it seems reasonable. Or/then it will move directly into full-fledged defibrillation. This is the kind of jolt that the paddles give a person after the doctor rubs them together and yells “CLEAR!” This device was implanted because of the LBBB I developed after my septal myectomy.

So aside from some adjustments that needed to be made, I was beginning to feel pretty comfortable with the thing in there for the 3 and half weeks before… well, before the “event”.

A little over a week ago, on May 29th, 2010, I was celebrating Angie, my girlfriend’s birthday with her and 11 others. She wanted to tour Eastern State Penitentiary in Philadelphia, an old abandoned prison most known these days as the place to go on Halloween and experience their haunted tour they call “Terror Behind The Walls.”

We didn’t take the best route there. I decided instead of driving, we’ll go in with some of the others on the train and subway. I was not prepared for the immense amount of walking we’d then have to do. But there we were, walking a total of, I don’t even know… 10 city blocks? More? It was a hike. It’s tough on me in the first place but it was also the first time I’d really done anything to “break in” my new pacemaker.

I was a bit winded and had to stop a few times, especially after climbing in and out of the subway steps a few times. Angie was concerned a bit but I reminded her I am bionic now. No matter what happens, my heart will continue to beat… and it’s designed to allow me to not have to be afraid about what my heart muscle can handle. But we arrived, eventually, unscathed.

The place is just pure, dilapidated beauty. We had a great tour guide who I was barely listening to because I wanted to capture so many scenes with my camera.

Angie was told we were going to be getting some extra special tour treatment. We’ll be going up into the guard tower; a place seldom toured, apparently, and a place where I would soon be coming face to face with my own mortality. The tour guide warned us there’d be a lot of steps up there. I asked how many. A fair amount… 4 flights or so. Heh. It would be trouble, but I could manage. I got a pacemaker in now, anyway. “I should be OK,” I said hesitantly.

We were led down the usual paths and corridors, learning some very interesting things along the way. Did you know a few scenes in 12 Monkeys was shot there? We stood in those spots.

After we took a moment to feel like movie stars and/or mental patients, we were led to a chained up gate which led the way to the tower.

We were immediately led up a narrow flight of 15-20 rusted, metal stairs. At the base of the stairs was a cat made of stone, made to look like it was wandering around, just as you would find back when the prison was in use. At the top of the stairs, a narrow, metal catwalk.

But we wouldn’t be going down that catwalk, we’d turn and take another flight of stairs up.

Looking down the corridor from the top of the 1st flight

2nd flight

And I’d get to the base of that next set of stairs and I’d turn around to take this photo:

Base of 3rd flight

It would be the last photo I took.

I went up the stairs and found myself in a small, but fairly wide open room. It had one remaining staircase. A metal, spiral staircase of about 7 or 8 steps, narrow and crumbling with rust, which led to the objective of our tour; the guard tower. At the base of the spiral staircase, Angie stopped to make sure I was OK. I was panting heavily, sure, but it was nothing I wasn’t used to. But I prefer to just keep on moving rather than stop whatever momentum I have so I hurried her along and up the stairs. I was close behind her, climbing moreso than walking.

I reached the top and glanced at the small, octagonal room I was climbing into. — ϟϟ BOOM! ϟϟ

I let out a loud “OH!!!”

“What the fuck was that!?” I thought. “Did I get electroc- Oh, my…”

“I THINK…. MY PACEMAKER JUST WENT OFF!” I yelled to everyone who could hear me.

Angie asked if she should call 911.

I was so confused. “Umm… umm. I don’t kn– ” ϟϟ BOOM! ϟϟ It went off again.

“YES! YES! CALL 911.” I screamed to her.

I sat there. Waiting. Wondering what was happening. I couldn’t tell you what the others were doing but I know they were all on the spiral stairs which I still sat at the top of, and some were still waiting in the room below us.

ϟϟ BOOM! ϟϟ It happened again… and like every other time, I followed it with a loud yelp.

I can’t describe to you the feeling. I’ve been trying for over a week now to find the right way to do this. I see a flash of white light. I literally hear a boom. My body jumps an inch off the ground. It’s as if I’m getting slammed on the head and back of the neck with a sledgehammer. But there’s no warning. That’s the worst part. It’s over before you even know it’s happening. Like you’re getting shot by a sniper 100 yards away. Which is how I was about to start reacting to the situation…….

The tour guide suggested all the new surveillance equipment up there might be causing some interference. So we decided to hurry down the stairs. Of course, I was worried it would happen while I was walking so I waited for another blast. I’m not sure it came. So I practically slid down the spiral stairs and into the open room below where I just got down on my knees and tried to catch my breath and realize what had just happened. “Oh man…. so scary.” I said. I was glad to be away from that equipment. After a couple minutes without any blasts, I decided it stopped. I caught my breath as much as I could and tried to calm my panicking. The paramedics were on their way but I knew it would be nearly impossible for them to get me all the way up here so I wanted to try and get down more towards the ground floor for when they arrived.

I made my way down the next set of stairs at which point I was told I should just sit on one of the 3 wooden steps seen in the “2nd flight” photo. It seemed to have stopped. Another employee of the prison gave me a bottle of water and said it would help me cool down some. As I began to thank her, it hit me ϟϟ BOOM! ϟϟ again. “OH GOD!!!!” The guard then informs me there’s a transformer underneath that part of the building and maybe I should move to the other side of the room. This would require maneuvering through the wooden catwalks with wooden railings you see in “2nd flight”. ϟϟ BOOM! ϟϟ It hit me again and I raced across as fast as I could to a safer area; one that I was not in any danger of falling down a few flights over a loose and decayed railing. I got there. ϟϟ BOOM! ϟϟ But I had had enough. I sat down, with one more flight of stairs to go. I couldn’t risk moving around anymore. Here I was, up a narrow, metal staircase, still 500 yards from any opening to the street, and tourists are walking around taking pictures making me flinch; thinking that I was having another bolt of lightning hit me.

The fire EMT’s arrived on the scene first. They could do nothing more than give me some oxygen and watch me as I occassionally jumped and screamed with each new shock that hit me. I was fully conscious between these shocks, though. And began to distrust this place I’ve decided to rest at. So I was panicing and trying to tell them I needed to move away from this spot. I was convinced at this point that all of this was caused by the building, or at least the equipment inside the building. They wouldn’t let me move, though, and Angie started arguing with them. It did no good. At this point, I must have received almost 15 shocks.

Once, one of the EMT’s had his hand on my shoulder while I received a shock. He felt it, too. I hope it hurt a little, because the way he was acting, he might as well have been comforting a shoe.

Finally, the shocks seemed to stop again and the paramedics arrived and they took their time trying to decide how to get me down the stairs. They brought up a stairway evacuation chair. I was nervous to get on my feet to sit in the chair, but I did. I sat down and they began to strap me in. ϟϟ BOOM! ϟϟ It went off 3 more times as they hurried to get me strapped in and take me down this final flight. I was told to cross my arms. Once I did that, I wasn’t shocked anymore.

We made it down to the ground. They needed me to then get up and climb onto a real stretcher. Panic. I just knew it would go off again if I moved. But I had to get on the thing, trying to keep my arms crossed anyway. It didn’t go off.

They walked the stretcher down the long corridors, visitors and tourists gawking as I laid there, arms still crossed, hoping not to explode in front of anyone, wondering if these were going to be the last people to see me alive. I’d been thinking since the 2nd blast that I was going to die. I was looking around, trying to take in my final surroundings, disappointed that it was happening too quickly without warning. I didn’t want it to end. I certainly didn’t want this happening on my girlfriend’s birthday.

But as time progressed and I found myself still not being tended to by any medical doctors, I didn’t see a way out of this. I just needed someone to come in with a magnet or machine to disable this thing from shocking me anymore and that didn’t exist. Even if the EMT’s had something like that, they were under the impression my implant was doing what it was supposed to do… and it was keeping me alive. Meanwhile, my opinion in hindsight, is that it was killing me… or it could have. With each blast I received, it could have easily stopped my heart. Granted, the next one could have restarted it.

So there I was, helplessly, mercilessly, and brutally being attacked by this device inside me. Wondering if the next time it went off would be the last I’d know.

We finally made it out to the street and they put me in the ambulance. I think we sat idle there for 20 minutes while they prepped me and hooked me up to everything before we got moving to Hahnemann University Hospital. I have to give them credit, though, as they did inject me with something to lower my heart rate. But in my head, as long as I kept my arms crossed, I was OK. It hadn’t shocked me since I laid on this stretcher.

We made it to the ER, I was rolled into a room. Lots of people. Doctors, nurses, admissions… Angie took care of answering most of the questions for me. It reminded/reminds me of all the times I had to take my dad to the ER and do the same for him.

My heart rate was high. 160’s or so. This was the first I realized it really was my high heart rate causing the device to go off. They wanted to sit me upright for an Xray. As soon as I sat up, my anxiety skyrocketed and I could feel my heart pumping wildly. I had to lie back down. They just said it would take a minute. It did. But while they were putting the bed back in a reclined position ϟϟ BOOM! ϟϟ it went off again. The orderly thought it was just the bed… until it went off another two times. They shot me up with some more drugs to get me to calm down. It worked. It never went off again.

My heart rate got down to 100 and then down to the 90’s and by the time I got my own room in the CCU, I was in the 70s. But you can believe for the next 3 days I was obsessively looking at my heart rate and kept it as low as I could. If I sat up a little, I’d glance and notice I’d shot up to somewhere in the 80s… so I laid back down.

I was scared to sit up a little. I was even more scared to sit up totally straight. And you can forget about standing. What if that shot my heart rate up??? I would barely move for the next 3 days until the weekend and holiday was over and a REAL doctor could come in and turn the defibrillator the fuck OFF. My choice. I was assured it happened because the thing was set too low. My heart works a lot harder than normal. So my heart was doing its job just fine. Doing what it needed to do. But the device saw it and said “this rate is way too high” and shocked me and continued to do so until I could get my rate down below the set threshold of 180 bpm or whatever it is. And the device and my heart basically got into a fight about what was supposed to be happening. So yeah. Turn the damn thing off, thank you. I have no trust in that thing anymore… even if it was “human error” from being set improperly. At least I could feel comfortable standing up, now. I got to see out my window for the first time. Go to the bathroom. I was still quite nervous to be on my feet, but it was a start.

It still works as it should as a pacemaker, but if I do go into any sort of arrhythmia, supposedly it will not begin giving me any electrotherapy followed by the major shocks. I say supposedly, because that’s what I’ve been left with: paranoia and extreme anxiety. I fear raising my heart rate too much still because maybe the thing said it’s turned off but it still activates, like that Zoltar machine in the movie Big. I’m afraid to walk up any more than 5 stairs at a time without taking a break. I’m getting better every day, though.

It’s weird… many times we might have said “man, I almost died.” or “I thought I was gonna die.” but this was the first time, I really felt like I was staring death in its face. And I saw nothing. It was slow, it was scary, and iI felt so helpless; so forsaken. All in all, I thought the thing went off about 20 times but a nurse looked at me and said “It went off a lot more than that” but I could never get a definite number out of anyone.

But I’m getting better every day. I’m on like 4 medications, but I’m getting better. I was released from the hospital a couple days later and was ok until I got to the steps leading up to the 2nd floor of my building. I stopped halfway because I could feel my heart rate rising, which caused a panic attack, which made me think I was going to die again by way of another shock…. or…. a real arrhythmia which couldn’t be stopped because the defibrillator was off! But I rested a few minutes and made it inside. Every day now, I can’t take those steps all at once. 1/3 at a time, usually.

Tomorrow, I finally get to see my actual cardiologist and electro-physicist (specialist on how these devices work) – so maybe he will have some more news or information for me at which point I will send out another update. But I needed to get this out now, before I totally disconnected with it, as I’m sure I’m already in the process of doing.

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http://www.cozbaldwin.com/2009/09/no-more-landline/#commentsSun, 27 Sep 2009 02:36:28 +0000http://www.cozbaldwin.com/?p=834For those who still have and/or use my landline number, the one my dad and I have had for 30 years, it’s now disconnected forever. Cell phone only from now on. Very sad to let it go… but it was time. I’ll remember it forever.
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