Lesbian comedian Fortune Feimster (Chelsea Lately) wrote a guest piece for the Hollywood Reporter jokingly-complaining about getting too many gay wedding invitations and running out of sweater vests to wear. She wrote, “All this time I had wanted marriage equality, and now all I can do is reminisce about a simpler time when once every five months a lesbian couple would have a civil ceremony where we’d sing songs and eat s’mores. Now I’m knee-deep in chocolate fountains! All I’m saying is, what’s the rush? Just because we can get married doesn’t mean we have to. So simmer down, you gays!”