Things you think but don't say (no judging!!)

Originally Posted by Lumpy Melon

You should tell him this interesting fact...
The low pants originated in American prisons as a way for men to indicate to other men that they were available for 'relations'.
If you wore your pants higher you were taken or didn't swing that way.

I told my cousin that and he almost cried and hasn't worn his pants low since

Ha! I will tell him that.

I told him I'm buying him grandad underwear for Xmas. He won't wanna show them off to the world.

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Things you think but don't say (no judging!!)

As the mother/step mother of 5 young children all under 8 I get lots of looks but I bite my tongue a lot of the time but I so want to say something really ride to the next person who asks "don't you have a tv" or "where did you find time to make all of those"
Other judgemental thing I always think- stop *****ing about your kids being out of control brats- yes all kids have their moments but if you spent time doing activities with them instead of watching tv/surfing the Internet and doing god knows what else your kids might actually be engaged with you and slightly less naughty. (like my perfect children bahahaha)

Re: Things you think but don't say (no judging!!)

Originally Posted by wannawannabe

I will admit to on more one occasion, looking at a couple who physically don't match (he's 7 foot and built like a brick sh!thouse she's a 5 foot and looks like the wind will knock her over for example) and just casually wondering how they "do it" and other um things. My neck gets sore after 5 minutes of kissing a guy a foot taller than me.... How do they make it work???

Lol. My DH is a foot taller than me. It's not as noticable when sitting or lying down

Things you think but don't say (no judging!!)

Re: Things you think but don't say (no judging!!)

Originally Posted by MinnieMouse81

Me too! There are a couple in my mums group that still creep me out 6 months on!

One of the things I'm dreading about having a baby is having to buy nappies - have you seen some of the babies they put on the packets? They're creeeeepyyyy! I'll probably get those reusable ones instead. Of course, I'm getting ahead of myself here, since I'm not pregnant yet!

She says: People always talk to me about their problems. I'm a really good listener
I think: Ah, no you're not. I don't think you have ever asked me a question about myself, even 'how's your day going?'

She says: I'm not at all competitive
I think: Ah, yes you are. You've just told me how much smarter/faster/prettier your child is than all the other girls in her class.

She says: I like hearing about how other people live
I think: Ah, no you don't cause somehow you always turn the conversation back to yourself.

Things you think but don't say (no judging!!)

Originally Posted by BbBbBh

I'm always judging a friend of mine's wife.

She says: People always talk to me about their problems. I'm a really good listener
I think: Ah, no you're not. I don't think you have ever asked me a question about myself, even 'how's your day going?'

She says: I'm not at all competitive
I think: Ah, yes you are. You've just told me how much smarter/faster/prettier your child is than all the other girls in her class.

She says: I like hearing about how other people live
I think: Ah, no you don't cause somehow you always turn the conversation back to yourself.

Geez i'm a biatch

Oh I feel your pain!!!!! I spent four long years of uni with someone EXACTLY like this and it was HELL!!!! No matter the subject she could always manage to make it about herself. Grrrr! Whenever I would try to discuss something about myself she would look bored and nod "mm hmm" and then be back to talking about herself. Oh.my.god it nearly drove me and another friend mental. We had to travel with this girl and it was BAD. Even now I avoid talking to her because its all about her. BORING!!!!

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