Enough already

This dude won 8 fucking gold medals! I don't even have 8 pairs of matching socks. Cut him some slack.

Imagine dropping 230 bucks for tickets to see Michael Phelps speak. Michael Phelps! Great guy. American hero. That Eli-Manning-Kinda-Downe-Syndrome-Face. Should be worth it.

Now imagine you just found out they cancelled Michael Phelps and replaced with him Martin Sheen. And there are no refunds. And just in case you didn’t read it right the first time, its Martin fucking Sheen! Damn that blows.

That just happened at a motivational speaking event in Calgary, though the fact its in Canada makes me really not care.

VERDICT:
enough is enough with michael phelps and the bong pic. are we going backwards in time? its 2thousandfucking9 already, and people are still flipping out about someone in a picture with a bong? speaking of 2009, there is no fucking reason we shouldn’t have flying cars by now too