Well, I backed up a '69 Blazer one time and ran the same spot -only on the drivers side- across the only pole sticking up in the parking lot. I had just painted it a beautiful red with a bright white top.

Another time I ran my wifes brand new Dodge Caravan Sport across a light pole in another parking lot that had rebarr sitcking about foot out of the cement base. That van could not have had 300 miles on it.

Another time I had a '55 Chevy and was parked at my buddys house where his yard rose up like the bank on the river. I realized I was not out of the road when I pulled in. As I backed up my buddy opened the door against that bank and it bent the door backwards into the front fender.

Do you feel at least a little better yet? I think I'm getting worse...

Yeah I don't feel that bad anymore thank you RomeoTango you made me feel better. Sorry for all your derp moments that sucks bro

You are 100% on that it was for sure a derp moment for me the body shop has an awesome paint guy so I will just go ahead and let them take care of it oh and for you guys that don't know a phucking taillight is like $220

You are 100% on that it was for sure a derp moment for me the body shop has an awesome paint guy so I will just go ahead and let them take care of it oh and for you guys that don't know a phucking taillight is like $220

Been the better part of a month so you may have already had the work done, but if not do those scrapes actually go through the paint? From the pics it's hard to tell but it looks like mostly paint transfer... That really might buff out pretty well...

...parked in driveway facing garage (with garage open), walk through, close garage...heard that horrible scraping sound
...backed into a shopping cart that I left there.
...closed garage door while hatch door still open, did that one twice.
...scratched up a motorcycle while doing copper pipe work in garage (too stupid to remove bike from garage prior to starting work)
...curb grind a wheel

I could go on but you get the idea. You will get it fixed and have a story for later on.