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Best Way to Pray…is on Your Knees

The world has become so much more messed up since the whole “Catholic Priests touching kids” thing. We seem to have forgotten that this was a very important issue a few years back. It almost seems like in lieu of the recent craziness (Sandy Hook, Aurora, etc.) we have swept the kid touching under the rug. I bet these priests are breathing a sigh of relief. “Shit….the world is so crazy these days….the shootings….the terrorists…..the government. Hey, at least they aren’t talking about the fact that we were diddling the altar boys….amirite?…..high five!!”