Two other obscure actors speaking out at the article are Robert Loggia and Richard Lynch, who call the move, "embarrassing. It's sick! It's conceited! Why the hell do we wanna read these crappy articles for anyway?"

“I deeply regret any harm caused by this senseless act of article whoring. We will find the perp and bring him to justice! If justice doesn't serve him well, then we just might find him again and bring him back to justice! We have removed a few random images that didn't fit the article, but we are working on making the article comprehensive, easy to read, and full of jokes about old people, Heath Ledger, Euroipods, Fisher Price, me, and all the other crap people like to read about on here.”

Herman Lee was absolutely shocked when he logged on to Uncyclopedia on Saturday to see this bizarre article. "I was speechless, for better or worse. I thought the article was quite random. But on the other hand, it's good to see an article like Ken Foree's Birthday garner some much-needed attention."