Manchester mini market offers free kebab with any Christmas tree

Might as well get a free kebab (Picture: Facebook/S**t London/Laura Buller)

Anthony and Cleopatra, death and taxes, gin and tonic – and now there’s a new pairing taking the world by storm – Christmas trees and doner kebabs.

One enterprising mini supermarket in Chorlton, Manchester, is utilising its sister business by merging its two products and offering a free kebab with any purchase of a Christmas tree.

Ah, that quintessential festive food.

Posted to the Facebook group S**t London by Laura Buller, who lamented the absence of any such offer in our capital city, prospective buyers are told to take the leaflet along to both stores to claim the offer.

Khawaja Brothers Mini Market worker Malik told Metro: ‘I think doner kebab suits us. The deal only started this year and we sell about 1,500 trees every year.

‘Adam’s Chippy is our second business and we are trying to promote both.’

One amused Facebook user said: ‘Donners [sic] are bad enough, a FREE one, that must really be quality produce.’