As is the case with many a dad/manager, I could have told you something was going on with former youth pastor and Baptist minister Joe Simpson. All those icky comments about daughter Jessica's breasts? That DUI he got in Sherman Oaks in August? His divorce from Tina, his wife of 34 years, late last month? Supposedly, that "something" is that Joe came out of the closet to his family two months ago and told them it wasn't fair to anyone to keep denying his interest in men. A source close to the family says that the 54-year-old Simpson is now involved with a 20-year-old man. Cue awkwardest Simpson family Christmas ever. [Radar Online]

Kate
and Pippa Middleton
had a row over Pippa's desire to do promos with every major talk show in New York in order to push her entertaining book Celebrate
, which Buckingham Palace disapproves of because they're afraid that Le Derriere will be questioned about K8's nude scandal. When the Palace put the kibosh on Pippa's TV appearances, Kate had to break the news to her sister. She asked Prince William
to come along, but he refused. It did not go well. They fought and hugged, but Kate fears their relationship won't be the same now. Orrrr this is the National Enquirer and I bet none of it happened. [National Enquirer
]

Christina Applegate and her fiance Martyn LeNoble are being harassed and threatened by a crazy Twitter stalker. "You stole [Christina] away from me. If not for you she would be mine. I will not accept this. I am going to kill you!!!!!!!!!" The LAPD is working to obtain a warrant for Twitter headquarters in San Francisco. [TMZ]

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Promotional images of Megan Fox modeling in gossamer drawers for a Sharper Image ad campaign, shot in April (while Fox was five months pregnant with her new son Noah), have been released in an exclusive preview by Us Weekly. The first time Fox modeled for the brand was in the spring. "I have always been a bit of a gadget geek and into different types of technology," she said. "The campaign is a good fit for me because I love electronics." I mean, the marketing campaign is called "Guys Love Gadgets," but otay. Click through for shots. [Us Weekly]

Prince had a secret concert in L.A., so don't be surprised when everyone in America wakes up mysteriously pregnant. [Page Six]

The first shot of Justin Timberlake
and Jessica Biel's
WEDDDDDINNGGGG. [People
]

Downton Abbey'sMichelle Dockery broke up with her boyfriend. [Us Weekly]