Coo Coo Squirrel

“I am a pigeon and not a squirrel. Coo-coo! I’m a pigeon with a rare fluffy tail disorder. Coo-coo! And did I mention I’m not a squirrel? Coo-coo! Please take me in. I want to carry vital information to spies across enemy lines. I want to poop on things. Coo-coo!”

1: I had presumed that this item was a NTM item…but no it says Pyrit.
2: How did you come by this background data, regarding the Secret Life
of Sqwyrl Double Agents and their Sqwyrl Bowel Movement Habits, Pyrit???
Isn’t that a bit ….conveeeeeeeeeeeenient???? Where were you, on the night of……….???????