You wanted to go into the sciences, but somehow you got distracted and wound up with a Ph.D. in Classics, or something similar. You have a "to watch" list of critically acclaimed movies a mile long, but whenever you sit down to actually watch a movie, you pick a romantic comedy or explosions. You should definitely Netflix Gormenghast. You will love it.

Everything in your house is impeccable. Your couch is custom upholstered, you have a perfectly aligned frame cluster, and your flat-screen TV is mounted on a wall. Your hair is stick straight, and you have tried eyelash extensions. Everything about you looks perfect, but you're completely exhausted. Take a day off to have a big cup of hot chocolate and watch some TV under a blanket.

Dracula

You wanted to go into the sciences, but somehow you got distracted and wound up with a Ph.D. in Classics, or something similar. You have a "to watch" list of critically acclaimed movies a mile long, but whenever you sit down to actually watch a movie, you pick a romantic comedy or explosions. You should definitely Netflix Gormenghast. You will love it.

Millionaire Matchmaker

You are the best there is at coming up with retorts three days after being insulted. You enjoy an occasional feminist rage spiral. You are probably a redhead. Sometimes you secretly fantasize about what your life would be like if you had married someone really rich.

The Real Housewives

Your life is an endless search for your authentic self. You have a lot of good qualities, but are not sure they are your qualities or just qualities you think you should have. You are an excellent cook, but nobody believes that about you. You think the measure of your worth is your number of Twitter followers minus the number of people you follow on Twitter.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

You like to think of yourself as a classy, classy lady, but you are always one shot away from being back on a dance table at your sorority. You are the last person to leave every party and the first person in every conga line. You faint at the sight of blood and are absolutely useless in a disaster, but you're the best person to have around when things are going well.

Teen Wolf

You have a lot of pets, and the worst behaved one is secretly your favorite. People never expect this of you, but you are really good at solving weird problems. Don’t have a vacuum cleaner and someone spilled sugar on the carpet? You're the one who thinks of wrapping your hands in tape, sticky side out, and picking it up that way. You're the best person to have around in an emergency.

The Vampire Diaries

People think you're a homebody, but they just don't know how much fun it is on your couch with a bottle of sparkling wine. Sometimes you even make super fancy cocktails that would cost $15 apiece at any bar in New York. You wear a lot of yoga pants, but you are actually really good at applying eyeliner.

Pretty Little Liars

You do not have the best resume, but you always dress perfectly for job interviews. That might make you feel weird, but you usually get the jobs you apply for. You frequently have a nightmare where some of your teeth fall out, and it rattles you for days.

Downton Abbey

You really do feel guilty about your guilty pleasure. In fact, you feel guilty for even owning a TV. None of your other friends own TVs. Whenever you see them, all you have in common is NPR. The rest of the time they just talk about how much they get done all day. Stop feeling so guilty, your friends are actually really boring.

Rich Kids of Beverly Hills

You are an early adopter. You always want to be the first to jump on a trend. Your tendency worked well when it came to the iPhone and the bucket bag, but much like with bungee jumping and Uggs, this one you will come to regret.

I know these are just supposed to be for fun, but I am completely horrified by how accurate this is for me. (The MM. Every line rings like a gong of truth.)

Lindsey Conklin

hahahaha I completely agree

LynnKell

PLL is getting more and more annoying as each chapter comes out… yet I keep watching it for unknown reasons. Maybe Hanna’s wardrobe. It must be it.

http://www.ambiencechaser.com/ Elizabeth Licata

It makes me feel like I’m too old to watch it, because I can’t stop shouting, “Call the police! You need an adult! OMG, call the freaking police!” every time anything happens.

LynnKell

I get headaches from all the eye rolling… I think they should get the real police, a super good hacker and lawyer up to stop this asshole! Yes, some secrets will surface, but that would stop A from harassing them another 4 annoying seasons….

Crayzcheshire

What does it say about me if I watch this very terrible show “Reign” on the CW?? hah.

http://www.ambiencechaser.com/ Elizabeth Licata

You loved Anne of Green Gables and quite like Alexander McQueen. You are really good at predicting what is going to happen on TV shows, and you feel a tiny, victorious thrill whenever you are right. You would probably like a sheer, berry lip stain.

http://toyboxkiller.tumblr.com/ Cate

I watch Downton Abbey, but without a shred of guilt. I also illegally stream it, so I see everything six months early and get to rub my hands with glee as everyone freaks out over the latest twist.

The show I do feel guilty for watching is Supernatural, and my one and only consolation is that I don’t participate in “shipping.” What does this say about me?