The AUTHOR

What is there to say about Fraser Syme that hasn't already been said? A fair bit really because nobody knows who he is...

Fraser is a writer with a varied past. He wrote sketches for Chewin' The Fat (BBC Scotland) and has written instantly forgettable pieces for Today's Golfer, Match Magazine and The Scottish Daily Mail to name but three (the only three in fact).

A fan of the prank genre, Fraser is sadly unable to make prank phone calls due to wetting himself laughing after saying just three words. He is therefore restricted to prank letters, and as a big football fan he wanted to see how clubs would respond to letters which are utterly absurd. Several years, and many books of stamps later, here is his book. We hope you enjoy it...