On TV Wednesday, Dec. 24

A Christmas Story, 8 p.m., TBS Believe it or not, we actually know people who have never seen this. Good thing we have 24 hours to give them another chance.

Ice Age: The Meltdown, 8 p.m., FX It's Christmas Eve, so let the kids fall asleep watching this one so they won't be as disappointed when they find out Santa's 401(k) was too low to provide presents this year.

Bad Santa, 11 p.m., Comedy Central And for all the adults, watch this perfectly foul comedy after the tykes have gone to bed and laugh yourself to Dreamland.