I hate to bash America on the 4th of July, but this would never happen in Europe…
Let me just leave you with some amazing words on jugz from Lindy West over at Jezebel:

The boobs taboo is completely insane. You can tell it’s insane because it’s insane. You can show 90% of a breast and everyone’s fine—I could go on Fox & Friends right now with just band-aids over the middle part (AND MAYBE I WILL) and the FCC would be all, “No big! Now show me some more surprising household chores I can do with lemons, Gretchen Carlson!!” It’s cool. Put Ice Loves Coco on in primetime. But if you reveal the remaining 10% of your breast (or 5% or 20%, depending on aereola-size—another perfectly sensical distinction, obv), you transform, suddenly, into some sort of creeping cultural blight who must be shamed 4 life and fined a one-million-billion-dollar Scarlet Woman Tax.

I can’t post the video yet so click HERE if you’re into small boobs and/or Justin with a Macklemore haircut.