The 5 Best Slender Man pictures.

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Slender Man is by far the most terrifying thing on the internet since this picture.

I FEED ON YOUR SOULS

Slender Man is, depending on who you listen to, a terrifying figure who stalks and kills people, often children, in the creepiest way possible, or a figure invented on the Something Awful boards. (Hint: It’s the first one.)

[Catch the pics after the jump. To be honest, I’m scared shitless right now – Suppes]

This is absolutely just one of the creepiest things ever, in the history of ever. It’s foggy. The lights aren’t helping. It’s dark. There’s a figure in the distance. And something about him is…off.

You won’t see it immediately. But oh, it’s there. Just keep looking. Slender Man is often portrayed in the woods…but that doesn’t mean staying out of the woods keeps you safe. Ask Alex Kralie.

This picture was taken the day fourteen children vanished from this park. Also, in case the last two pictures didn’t make it clear…yeah. He’s got…extra appendages.

Another photo where Slender Man has saved you the trouble of looking for him and decided to just outright show you. Also, you can now see another one of his wonderful attributes…or rather, the lack of them. Also, does it seem to you like he’s getting closer every picture?

When I was a small child, I would get reaccuring dreams of a tall figure in black, with no face. He would lean over my bed.
I called him “The Pale man” My father told me not to talk to him. To this day I still see him occasionally.

It occurs to me that spreading Mr. Happy to anyone on the internet who wants to look might not be a good idea. Look what he’s done to the Marble Hornet’s crew or Logan or Zeke’s partner. Maybe he’s using the attention to get to you? Maybe he’s not meant to be seen? Hell, maybe he just wants to be left to his own devices and we’re forcing him to shut us up by bringing him up so often.

All I know is that the basket ball players over at the business college freak me out a little now.

you guys are actually scared of this?
wow. thats really pathetic. i showed my 7 year old sister this and she thought it was cool. some of these comments show people believe in him? i hope they are joking…lul…pathetic