The not so serious movie blog

Just to note the following review may contain spoilers. I’ll try my best not to but they might slip out! Eli Roth. Some would call him the horror maestro. What I found shocking is that as a director his CV is a bit on the short side. He has 15 credits as a director on… Read More The Green Inferno (2013)

Much like Snakes on a Plane, The Autopsy of Jane Doe is exactly what you get on the tin. It couldn’t be any more simpler. I mean they could have come up with a fancy smancy title but I’m so glad they didn’t. Because sometimes film titles just don’t make sense. I’m all for a… Read More The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)

I’m going to be completely honest here and say that this review is going to be pretty awful. And that’s because I watched Underworld: Blood Wars on the 19th January and it feels like a lifetime ago. I have no idea what happened. To the point I’m wondering if I actually watched it in the… Read More Underworld: Blood Wars (2017)

There are some actors that have just have the so called “X Factor”. In that no matter what they do, they put everything in it to make it as believable as possible. Gerard Butler is one of them actors. He has been a Spartan warrior, bounty hunter, avenging father/husband, love interest, real life video game… Read More London Has Fallen (2016) Review

Video games and films. Two very similar types of entertainment that both require the same amount of effort when it comes to making them. You would think that video game films would be a walk in the park, but sadly they are anything but. The storied history of them is brutal. They range from the… Read More Assassin’s Creed (2016) Review

So I’m on a mission this year to watch as many films as humanly possible. The watch list on my IMDB is around 300 films currently! I’m never going to get them watched if I don’t start watching one at least every day. Or every other day. A friend on twitter made me aware of… Read More Collateral Beauty (2016) Review

“Remember the Rumble” This is what WWE has been shoving done our throats for the last month or so. At first it didn’t really make sense. Were they talking about past Rumble events? Or were they hinting that this years Rumble could be the best yet? Where in many years to come, we would be… Read More Forget the Rumble…

Hey peeps! How the devil are you all? Not well I’d imagine, given how literally everyone I know has this horrible coughing and sneezing disease. Myself included! I’ve had it for about a week and a half now. It doesn’t want to go away! It doesn’t help that everyone in my office has it too.… Read More What awaits in 2017…

Well hello you wonderful people. I do hope life is treating you all well. (If not let me know and I’ll see what I can do) Now while my brain is locked away thinking about the next blog post, my physical self is going to give you another writing prompt short story thing. Because, why… Read More Never fall asleep on a train…

I think I’m going to put it in on record that Christmas shopping is officially the worst kind of shopping ever! I don’t like shopping at the best of times but this year seems to have been the most stressful yet. Which is mostly down to having to pay for a pretty hefty service on… Read More The Headache of Present Buying