George Costanza tried to mix sex with eating and watching T.V. to little success, but now Bakon Vodka is here to properly mix your favorite vices into one delicious, if somewhat odd, experience.

Bakon Vodka isn’t for everything; we wouldn’t use it in a martini, for instance. The recipes that Bakon offer tend toward the savory, but, much like bacon maple donuts and choco-covered bacon proves, there is plenty of room for sweet treats. And it is practically built for Bloody Marys. Want to have a memorable party? Bring this.