Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Any Calamities , we have a Solution .

Is Rape increasing in Town------- Ban women from wearing mini skirts, tight tops,tight jeans and shorts, saying this will help prevent rape.

MMS is circulated in College------Ban the Cell phone with Camera.

If Policitical Party is not in power & losing its charishma make news ------ Ban the Valentine's day.. If Ban cannot be imposed ask activists to stage demonstrations outside bars, clubs and colleges that plan to organize celebrations on Valentine's Day. If some one question what is wrong in Valentine's day ,Reply back "``What is this Valentine's Day and who brought this Western craze here, which is alien to our culture?"

If the city is flooded --- Ban the Plastic..Say the ban on plastics is a crucial step to unblock the river sources and springs.Shopkeepers and customers violate the ban Fine them.

Crime rate is Increasing in the city --- Ban the dance bars, on the grounds that they corrupt the youth,

One night get up from sleep & Analyse the Cancer rate --- Ban on Gutka, paan masala & also ban new films or TV programmes from portraying smoking... How will ban help stopping people from smoking when the bold letter caution on the Pack really mattered a least?

Banning addictive substances does not stop people from using them. Rather, it leads to illegal, parallel markets.

Dont have Girl friends ---- Ban couple in Park & Band stand

Dont know to dance ---- Ban the discotheque.

If Girls start wearing Bhurkha will the man go impotent?

If people dont use cell phone with Camera, people stop shooting obsence picture?