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Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Entry for February 05, 2008

Documenting my life is important to me, so I decided to look up all of the women in my life and get their reviews of the great sex we had.

Most said they did not remember who I was and they threatened to call the police.

Some remembered me but did not recall any sex.

Only a couple remembered the sex, but they were laughing so hard I could not get them to tell me what they remembered.

For the time being, I am going to leave this chapter blank. Women must not remember things as well as guys do.