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Re: SBURB patch notes

IM: MAN that was fun! Especially the fact that our bullets were glowing. It felt like I was in touhou!
IM2: Oh, yeah, I guess we DID do a lot of damage... Well, just take it out of my salary. And JustAnotherUser's.

Re: SBURB patch notes

IM: Deploying local retcon... Done. The place is clean because the fight never happened here. It happened somewhere else. It couldn't be retconned away until the fight ended. That is just a minor sample of what the POWEROFFICE and the CodeRings can do. Please experiment and break things. I still have to debug it.

Originally Posted by MobileMammal

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Karhs12

Originally Posted by Eismo

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Eismo

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Eismo

"My dad named me after his second favorite character from My Little Pony Friendship is magic and uh....."

"...And he renamed himself after his favorite"

"Oh. And his wife's name is Pinkie Pie...so yeah..."

"He insisted that she change her name at marriage. She did, as she found it funny."

"She also has a pet with no teeth. I guess its a reference to the show too? I guess all of my life is that show."

"Also they buy me a new scooter like every month. Apparently, that's also because of ponies."

"...Don't tell them, but I already am an alcoholic. Yes, I know I'm far too young for that. My parents are just so crazy that this is the only way for me to cope."

Confound these humans named after ponies... they drive me to drink!

Originally Posted by gingerale

Originally Posted by *Sigh*

Oh god Matt Smith is just so smug in that avatar I can't stand it.

That's because there's only one emotion Matt Smith can display. And that is being "smugly british."

Re: SBURB patch notes

IM: I can help break things-- Wait. I forgot I readjusted my luck, therefore, nerfing myself to a level a bit above the Super God Tier... Hmm, guys, how about we decide my punishment? I'll try to take it STRONGLY.

Re: SBURB patch notes

IM: Just turn them off. Don't try, just do. CodeRings are controlled by intent. So should anything alchemited with them. Note that objects alchemited with your CodeRings can't be transferred, as the code of the CodeRings is unique to you. Kinda like God-tier outfits, only more strongly bound.

Originally Posted by MobileMammal

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Karhs12

Originally Posted by Eismo

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Eismo

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Eismo

"My dad named me after his second favorite character from My Little Pony Friendship is magic and uh....."

"...And he renamed himself after his favorite"

"Oh. And his wife's name is Pinkie Pie...so yeah..."

"He insisted that she change her name at marriage. She did, as she found it funny."

"She also has a pet with no teeth. I guess its a reference to the show too? I guess all of my life is that show."

"Also they buy me a new scooter like every month. Apparently, that's also because of ponies."

"...Don't tell them, but I already am an alcoholic. Yes, I know I'm far too young for that. My parents are just so crazy that this is the only way for me to cope."

Confound these humans named after ponies... they drive me to drink!

Originally Posted by gingerale

Originally Posted by *Sigh*

Oh god Matt Smith is just so smug in that avatar I can't stand it.

That's because there's only one emotion Matt Smith can display. And that is being "smugly british."

Re: SBURB patch notes

IM1: Hmm... I turned a few things off here and I think I did something wrong... Because I want to turn them on, but they aren't particularly... Compliant =n=;

IM2: Guys, Problem Sleuth is here in my office and is asking how does he go back home. He needs to sleuth a few problems there. I'm not exactly omniscient, TBH. Should I just send him to Mr. Hussie's office?

Re: SBURB patch notes

IM: The missingno problem should be fixed now. The CodeRing-alchemitted stuff is now linked to the source CodeRing, and has retroactively always been, and the CodeRings attempt regularly to identify their current owner by comparing the carrier with his/her/hir/z'rns/garyale latest backup.

Originally Posted by MobileMammal

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Karhs12

Originally Posted by Eismo

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Eismo

Originally Posted by The Almighty 404

Originally Posted by Eismo

"My dad named me after his second favorite character from My Little Pony Friendship is magic and uh....."

"...And he renamed himself after his favorite"

"Oh. And his wife's name is Pinkie Pie...so yeah..."

"He insisted that she change her name at marriage. She did, as she found it funny."

"She also has a pet with no teeth. I guess its a reference to the show too? I guess all of my life is that show."

"Also they buy me a new scooter like every month. Apparently, that's also because of ponies."

"...Don't tell them, but I already am an alcoholic. Yes, I know I'm far too young for that. My parents are just so crazy that this is the only way for me to cope."

Confound these humans named after ponies... they drive me to drink!

Originally Posted by gingerale

Originally Posted by *Sigh*

Oh god Matt Smith is just so smug in that avatar I can't stand it.

That's because there's only one emotion Matt Smith can display. And that is being "smugly british."

Re: SBURB patch notes

Internal Memo: Hey guys! I just got moved here by Hussie from marketing. I hope to have a great time in the dev team and customer service division! Not sure why he gave me a heavy caliber sniper rifle, though...
Also, why are there walls of purOH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER

I can't draw, not that that matters, because Lord Unb'ma-tched Diaminomito dwells within a darkness so deep that not only sight but all other senses leave you. He is the undisputed master of obfuscation, and holds dominion over all the dark places and hidden things of the world. The day shall come of the Great Deepening, in which all existence shall be lost within his ineffable foldings.

This is but the first of many horrors that have been revealed to me throughout the years, through typographical errors in online communication.

Re: SBURB patch notes

The walls shift, turn an infinitely bright blue-and-white, the blue and white of Skaia, clouds showing past, present, and future flashing by, too fast to catch for all but the most superhuman.

The clouds show infinite recombinations, Land of Stars and Rust, Land of Bells and Rain, Land of Arrows and Darkness, Land of Spires and Chrome, Land of Shoes and Frogs, recombining, reconfiguring, infinitely epic; the word "lesson" dissolves like honey on the tongue, blinding sweetness, sublimated into acid, gone too quickly.

Infinities flash by, each one larger than the one before; the walls become black, yielding like flesh, pulsating, as if swallowed; and indeed an unearthly keening, from everything, almost within one's mind, the songs of the Furthest Ring. The vague aftertaste of sugar morphs, the metallic taste of blood becomes evident...

Blood!

Hey, guess who tried to go to sleep and ended up using those CodeRing powers. You now have a random body part missing, neatly cut off or rudely torn and bleeding as you wish. Have fun!

On a deadness scale of normal to doorknob I would rate her as double doorknob

Originally Posted by Jitka

fuck yeah sodium hexametaphosphate

that is my favorite hexametaphosphate

Malakin:because its actually the truman show just with ponys
crash826:that
crash826:makes
crash826:far too much sense
gingerale:xD
Malakin:think about it
Malakin:it all makes sense

Originally Posted by Catbread

Those sound like some pretty badass park rangers.

Originally Posted by ranasan

Wow... it's like if someone managed to manifest Missingno. from Pokemon Red and Blue into the real world, grind it up into a fine powder and then snort it.

18:21 Girard so I learned something at the barber:
18:22 Daniel ?
18:22 Girard The entirety of England, London in particular, is actually a stage for the biggest production of the musical Oliver ever made.
18:22 Girard England is a giant musical.
18:22 Girard This explains the small children with cockney accents and giant hats who dance in the streets.
18:23 Daniel ...DAMN YOU MARY POPPINS!
18:23 Daniel DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Re: SBURB patch notes

IM: HOLY SHIT MY EEEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEEE! IT'S BLEEDING AND WON'T STOP.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I STILL HAD BLOOD. Hey, it's a metallic cyan... WHY DO I EVEN CARE.

IM2: Okay, I've made a new eye. I'm building Crash a new arm the same sort of bionics I used for my leg; It's gonna be dark blue but really strong and have minor psychic influence and steel energy bullets.

IM3: Just saw the walls outside of my freshly-rebuilt office. Crash, Avery, Aline, Arona, Blue, Kira, and any other strong guys, I want you in my office. I'm coding us a new dimension to regroup in so we can figure out how to stop Tricia.

Re: SBURB patch notes

IM: En route, buddy.

IM2: So can I have that arm soon? [I would appreciate it as well. I am manufacturing a new variety of tool for combating the invasion, and turning to healing the arm wound is interfering with the research.] Wait, you're what? [Building a new weapon.] Hot damn! You're not as useless as I thought you were, Mebot! [I have a name.] And I'm not calling you by it!

On a deadness scale of normal to doorknob I would rate her as double doorknob

Originally Posted by Jitka

fuck yeah sodium hexametaphosphate

that is my favorite hexametaphosphate

Malakin:because its actually the truman show just with ponys
crash826:that
crash826:makes
crash826:far too much sense
gingerale:xD
Malakin:think about it
Malakin:it all makes sense

Originally Posted by Catbread

Those sound like some pretty badass park rangers.

Originally Posted by ranasan

Wow... it's like if someone managed to manifest Missingno. from Pokemon Red and Blue into the real world, grind it up into a fine powder and then snort it.

18:21 Girard so I learned something at the barber:
18:22 Daniel ?
18:22 Girard The entirety of England, London in particular, is actually a stage for the biggest production of the musical Oliver ever made.
18:22 Girard England is a giant musical.
18:22 Girard This explains the small children with cockney accents and giant hats who dance in the streets.
18:23 Daniel ...DAMN YOU MARY POPPINS!
18:23 Daniel DAMN YOU TO HELL!

Re: SBURB patch notes

IM: I'll tear a portal open when everyone's here.

[i]Daniel turns to Crash with a grin on his face and a blue, metallic arm with silvery trimmings in his hands.[/b]

"I make my bionics out of junked server parts for maximum efficiency, then mod 'em with the same kinda metal I'm made of. Anyway, it's got Two-Finger Salute built in, and some mild Psy capabilities as well as Flash Shot, a less potent version of Flash Cannon. It's also customiseable to either you or Adachi's influence. Now, this may hurt a little..."