I've been trying to think of a good comeback towards you guys, and I realized that... I'm just happy to see a college-age white girl who doesn't have a nosering, tattoos, and clown hair. Jesus, my standards are slipping.

I'm pretty sure this was taken directly from an episode of The Fairly Odd Parents.

Can you imagine how creepy and spastic you would have to be to have a musician who performs in front of an audience call security on you within a few seconds of meeting you at a music industry party and event, where the primary purpose for you being there is to socialize with industry people like then?

I'm pretty sure this was taken directly from an episode of The Fairly Odd Parents.

Can you imagine how creepy and spastic you would have to be to have a musician who performs in front of an audience call security on you within a few seconds of meeting you at a music industry party and event, where the primary purpose for you being there is to socialize with industry people like then?

She probably left out the part where she awkwardly and rudely inserted herself mid sentence into their conversation loudly and disjointedly spewing incoherent nonsense and to top it all off reeked of alcohol and crazy.

I've been trying to think of a good comeback towards you guys, and I realized that... I'm just happy to see a college-age white girl who doesn't have a nosering, tattoos, and clown hair. Jesus, my standards are slipping.

What makes this funny is I searched "xo jane herpes" and found several articles about having the herps that this wasn't even from. Hell, they even have other articles from their "authors" about having herpes they've since deleted.

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I have a pet conspiracy theory about Lil Yachty. The Jews made him famous to put all the marginally talented blacks like Jay-Z and whomever on notice that their fame and fortune has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with any talent they might have. Jewish producers can take the most retarded nigger they can find, a guy so dumb he can't even write his own name, hook him up to autotone, and make him a star. They don't need Jay-Z; Jay-Z needs them.

I'm glad society isn't pozzed (yet) enough to where STDs are considered some badge of honor. Maybe it will get to that point where we run out of treatments for the increasingly incurable strains of STDs because people can't keep it in their pants long enough for the drugs to work.

I also want to lol at how she got mad that her friends would tell guys she dated that she has herpes because I guarantee you that this bitch wouldn't have said anything until it was too late.