Two
old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall when a flower
show was in progress. One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! life
is boring, we never have any fun these days. For .00 I'd take my clothes off
and streak through the flower show!"

"You're
on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars.

As
fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes and completely
naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall, followed by loud applause.

The
streaker burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"Wow,
what happened?" asked his friend.

"It
was great!" he said, "I won first prize for The Best Dried Arrangement!"