"Its clear that things have to change" say Trading Standards "pressing the Home button should not take you to the Microsoft site. We have had children in tears wondering where their front door is when they've pressed it

Microsoft should also refrain from using the word "Web" as Arachnophobics have been banging my door down in terror

Worst of all is "My Favourites". As a consumer myself, my favourites are Fish and Chips, Tommy Cooper and Football, and pressing that button does not take me to any of those small joys of mine