* * * new "Tide" will make your laundry perfectly white, no matter what color it was before washing.

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- Where have you been? - Ran. - strange, but your T-shirt is dry and does not smell. - And not too many questions for the speaker of the washing machine?

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New Kodak cameras specially for Russia!

now to eliminate the effect of red-eye effect is added to eliminate the red nose.

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hit Princess ground, twirled heaped gears and turned into a giant robot with frog legs.And I realized then Ivan the Fool, that he will remain today and the bride, and no dinner.See in theaters, "Transformers. Russian version."

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There's good where we have not.Are you still in doubt?Then we go to you.

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- Look, dear, how flawlessly white became your shirt after washing the powder! - Yes.But I liked it a lot more with stripes!

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- How do you protect her husband from the harmful microbes?Try vodka!50 grams before meals will protect him from all known germs.100 grams - all un

knowns.

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Get on bookshelves country bestseller "What Women Want," at the end of the book you will find an application - price list "How much it costs."

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New action from "Klin"!Under cover every tenth - BEER!

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- Tell me why you use Blendamed paste, and not some other, cheaper pasta? - That I'm a fool-a-ak ...

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Buy the book "Dogfight"!This book will help you answer many questions, such as: - "Hey, kid, you're with a district", "will not find a smoke?"and the most popular question - "Che?".