Archive for the ‘Coffee’ Category

Cashier #1: I felt so bad. She was trying to be so nice to her, but this woman was just horrible.
Cashier #2: What happened?
Cashier #1: She asked her if she wanted a vente mocha frappacino–she was even smiling and stuff when she asked–and then the woman got all mad and said, “Look it, I don’t speak Italian.”
–Starbucks, Astor Place

Girl: There’s a deli now.
Guy: They moved to Delhi?
Girl: No, there’s an Israeli deli there now, which tells you something about the scene.
Guy: I thought they moved to Delhi “where the trance scene is happening”.
–27th street office

Brunette sister: Ally did turn into a slut in college!Blonde sister: She's our sister!Brunette sister: She's getting more than we did in college! Although I got more than you.Blonde sister: Yeah, probably. I'm paying for the lattes.

Overbearing mother, discussing wedding registry: Get a teapot.Obnoxious squeaky-voiced bride-to-be: But I don't drink tea!Overbearing mother: Someone might come over who does. Get a coffee thing, too.Obnoxious squeaky-voiced bride-to-be: But I don't know how to make coffee! That's what Starbucks is for!

Customer, impatiently: Give me an iced coffee. And make it with steamed milk.Shop assistant: Iced coffee? With steamed milk?Customer: What, you can’t do that? Okay, okay — make it a regular coffee with steamed milk, then.