This is why I am not interested in you You are not intelligent You are not sensible You are not kind You are not sweet You are not passionate You are not curious You can't spell You have no interests or hobbies other than gossip and fashion You have no self respect You don't like outdoor activities such as fishing, hiking, camping, offroading, kayaking, golfing You don't like to sweat You don't like the music I like You don't like to make new friends You don't like to try new things You smoke You are divorced You have had sex with more than one man You have children You are not between the ages of 21 and 35 You are not blond You don't have gray or blue eyes You are overweight You won't completely shave/wax your pubic region You have too many/too big/too obvious tattoos You can't stand porn You won't do anything kinky/perverted But that's what I want and I won't settle for less. But if you are the exact opposite of that, let's see if I qualify for you.