WATCH: LeBron James Runs Over Miami Marlins Owner, Has No Idea Who He Is

The Miami
Heat unveiled their new black-on-black alternate uniforms
tonight. So when LeBron
James went crashing into the front row, it was only fitting
that he landed on top of Jeffrey Loria, the owner of the Miami
Marlins, a team that will have their own new uniforms this
season.

Loria seemed to take the collision in stride, and even appeared
to stand up looking for a standing ovation (it was tepid). And
when Craig Sager, a man that knows a thing or two about alternate
clothing, asked LeBron about his collision, James had no idea who
it was.

And no, there is no truth to the rumor that LeBron was targeting
the only person in the arena that has more money than he does.