Of the potential responses to my brakes' failure, I did not choose the best.
[[A car, in silhouette, is sailing off the edge of a cliff. The voice comes from a phone inside the car.]]
Voice: Hello, you're on Car talk.
{{Title text: It was the funniest 6.5 seconds of my life, although as usual like 80% of it was just Tom and Ray's gasping, hacking laughter.}}

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BTC 1FhCLQK2ZXtCUQDtG98p6fVH7S6mxAsEeyWe did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.This is not the algorithm. This is close.