I think fans of the other 15 clubs should start a go fund me page for the Hayne Payne to top him up the dollars he'll miss out on being fat and lazy so he can still flirt with the million dollar club and the Eels will still have money to buy hair gel for Moses. This way we can ensure he doesn't come to one of our clubs.

I think fans of the other 15 clubs should start a go fund me page for the Hayne Payne to top him up the dollars he'll miss out on being fat and lazy so he can still flirt with the million dollar club and the Eels will still have money to buy hair gel for Moses. This way we can ensure he doesn't come to one of our clubs.

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Late in year but this has to be considered as top 10 post of the year.
Funny but also true.