This picture is so exerggarated! They are so sweet together! The people are just jealouse, because their family is so intact and they love eache other.. for sure there are some troubles but that´s just normal! and their baby is a real sweety!!It´s real love in my opinion..it´s hilarious picture but they don´t earb such critics.

Hello,
I think that Tom Cruise and Kathi Holmes are two people they don't fit and their wedding was just for the media.
I think they do things like kissing, smiling in the publicity just to show their fans that in their life everything is great and that they don't have any problems.
Both of them bug me because they are always so happy and they paper over their cracks.
Tom is so arrogant and in his films he always wants to look good and be the braver...

I love the concept. I'm 5'11" so I can relate with poor Katie! And I can assure all of you the poor thing will never stand up straight another day in her life!!! You BET she's bending her knees under that dress! ;o)

Ha! Ha! 14! I love it. I agree with Chansmom on Suri being on of "those" pod people. The child really does look Asian. What a megalomaniac, narcissistic, egomaniacal, controlling little queen Tom Cruise is! Katie is getting paid well for the acting job of her life! Now God, please let them fucking GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've done my best to avoid the "Tomkat" (hate that name) media... but was VERY much looking forward to the piece of art that would inevitably show up here. As always, we're never disappointed.

In the "official" wedding photo that's been beamed around the world, you'll notice that Tom is taller than Katie by a few inches. And if you then look at his feet, or more importantly, the angle of his feet inside of his shoes, you realize that he's wearing high heels. (platforms, shoes with "lifts"... call them what you want... I call them high heels). And I strongly suspect that Katie might be bending her knees under that wedding dress. Poor Katie. But anyways, back to the fun stuff.

My three favourite parts of this piece:
1) Tom's idiotic horse-grin and thumbs-up.
2) the space ship in the background
3) the fact that Suri is in a POD ~ nice little double entendre there!

Maybe they'll go away now. I'm going to vomit if I have to see them plastered all over the media for much longer.

Ack! Didn't someone tell Tom to keep his (platform) shoes off the sofa? And to not act crazy in public? And to not put a strange toupee on his baby that makes her look Asian? I think Tom missed some of the basic lessons of life.

Ok! They're married! Will they go away now?!
There isn't much more either of these publicity whores can do to get attention now that they've done the engagement/baby/marriage thing, right? Well, have another baby, sure (as soon as they find a sperm donor)...but that's a reward of diminishing returns, cuz the First Baby is always the biggest news. Unless they start adopting little African kids, but that has so been done.

Nope, I'm afraid the next news item from these two will have to be a headline grabber like "is Suri really Tom's baby?" because seriously, the wee man has already established he's got no shame in the "look at me" stakes, and nothing matters as long as his name is in the papers.

Hmm... they could get really creative and give Katie (or Suri) some kind of trendy disease. Loads of attention there...

14, I love the platform heels on Tom and the whole metaphor of the beanstalk, ie Tom climbing to get to Katie because he is so short! Love the Suri in the bean, :) and the flying saucer! I'm wondering though, why does Suri look Asian?
It's true, I see it, you see it.. hmm

Good job. Can we get some work of the new divorce' ala Brit Brtin and ExFed.. please? :)