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Lost is ending tonight! OMG! I fell kinda short of my goal for this strip, but to prove I wasn’t a TOTAL slacker, here are a handful of scripts I wrote that I never finished drawing. This does not include the final installment of my Dogen mini-sereis, which I am determined to draw still.

Episode 5 — The Lighthouse

SCENE: DOGEN and JACK watching JACK’s son DAVID audition for fancy music school

DOGEN
Your son’s very talented

JACK
O Thanx

DOGEN
In fact… I’d even say he’s a candidate… for a scholarship.

JACK
Wow! Really?

DOGEN
Except none of this is real! Alternate reality, Jack! You’ve just been Dogen’d! Again!

JACK
Jesus ch– Again? Really? Wait, but I have a son! And, uh, a constant eerie feeling of deja vu.

DOGEN
That’s because it’s all falling apart, buddy. That’s why I’m here, that’s why you have that scar from the island, why you and your son will so easily reconcile 13 years of crappy fathering. That shit ain’t happening in the real world!

JACK
Wait, so this is all a dream or something? Am I still on the island?

NANNY
She flew to America to track down and kill the man she blames for your daddy dying.

Ji YEON
Daddy?

NANNY
But when she got there he talked her into getting on a plane that she knew would probably crash land so that she could FIND your daddy.

Ji YEON
Daddy’s not dead?

NANNY
Well, he was technically dead since he time-travelled back to the 70s and died in a horrible accident. BUT then they set off a bomb that brought him back to the future and the same island your mammy’s at. And where you were conceived!

Ji YEON
Daddy’s with Mommy?

NANNY
Almost. He’s just been kidnapped by one of mommy’s friends.

Ji YEON
Oh…

Ji YEON
Is mommy coming back soon?

NANNY
I wouldn’t say soon., but eventually. Hopefully.

[Ji YEON pauses to think]

Ji YEON
Who are you?

NANNY
Ha ha ha! Your lunch is getting cold.

Episode 12 — Everybody Loves Hurley

ILANA
Okay, I’m back with all this extremely unstable hundred fifty year old dynamite. I’ll just ever so carefully put it down now…

BOOM!

[Ilana explodes]

RICHARD
Crap! Well, time to get more dynamite!

BOOM!

[HURLEY blows up the Black Rock]

RICHARD
Dammit Hurley! Now we gotta go ALL THE WAY across the island and get Ben’s C4. That’s gonna be a real pain! Plus you’re lying about talking to Jacob.

HURLEY
Oh yeah? Well, Ilana’s talking to me right now, and she says “FUCK YOU FOR BLOWING ME UP WHEN YOU’VE GOT PERFECTLY GOOD C4!. WHAT THE FUCK!”