This hilarious classic by former Texas Monthly writer/editor Anne Dingus has been enlarged with 200 more sayings, including a slew from Molly Ivins, Ann Richards, LBJ, Jim Hightower, Dan Rather and Darrell Royal. A perfect stocking stuffer, or anytime at all gift.

“The higher the hair, the closer to God.” – Gov.Richards.

"A great read. This little book is more fun than a packed-pew preacher," raves Mike Cox, Lubbock Avalanche Journal.