How did someone so intolerably stupid become an Executive Vice President of anything? Or is it like being Executive Vice President of Kindergarten where lions and lambs dance and love each other and it's all rainbows and impracticality?

This is what Ben and Jerry's gets for being reasonably eco-friendly. If I were them, I would sincerely apologize to PETA and refuse the suggestion based on the idea's impracticality and offer the PETAn a mink coat as a consolation prize.

Ya know, I always thought that dogs... laid eggs... and, ya know... I learned something._________________When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.
-Children of Dune, attributed to Louis Veuillot