Beyonce Has Custom-Made Sneakers That Cost More than Your Life

Beyonce’s custom-made trainers from Perfectly Made Kicks aren’t made out of crocodile or snake skin, but they’re not stingray, or calf hair, or ostrich skin, either. That’s because they’re all five, in the urban tradition of “more = better.” The Daily Mail says:

Called The King-Bey, the shoes, which [were made per] Beyonce’s [exacting specifications], are a mix of stingray, ostrich, calf hair, crocodile and anaconda skins decorated with gold accents. The price is as yet undisclosed.

Jay Z had a shoe designed for him as lavish as his wife’s, [made from] ostrich, python, boa, crocodile, lizard, alligator, suede, and sting ray.

Well, if you think those trainers are nice, wait till you see the flats she had made out of hundred dollar bills, harbor seals and the skin of a gypsy virgin.