Miss Texas Throws Out Hilarious, Godawful First Pitch

It's safe to say that the talent competition at the Miss Texas pageant doesn't involve pitching.

Monique Evans, who won the Miss Texas crown just last month, took the mound before the Angels-Rangers game on Friday night and, well, she did ... something. We're not really sure how to describe it. It's definitely not pitching. Bowling, maybe? Whatever it was, it's pretty clear that she failed at its execution. But she was able to laugh it off afterward, so we do give her credit for that.

We know at least one person who must have absolutely loved Miss Texas's attempt at pitching: 50 Cent, who previously held the crown of Worst First Pitch of 2014. Remember this stunningly inept performance?