Man I love the ginger orange hair! It’s funny, I know they are a comic mainstay but giant dangly adam’s apples always make me cringe a lil and is this dude miming… you know what… it’s the holidays, lets just wonder what kind of imaginary festive drink he is drinking from his giant invisible straw!

Ooh i do love me a tight crop! Is he running for a bus? or is he doing that crazy windmilling arms backwards walk off stage? So many great possibilities! And scary teeth or not I’m betting this elf knows how to scoop the hell out of some ice cream!

Since we’re talking ratios, this one’s got by far the highest cacti to cat ratio by far. and i swear, startled me a little when i opened it, and that’s kinda fun!

Judge’s Commentary

I’m picking this one because it will haunt me at night for the rest of my life. The image of tiny little cacti for teeth will undoubtedly be the subject of several nightmares. Just now my entire body shuddered as I imagined what they might feel like grinding together, those little cacti choppers, if I tried to chew through a taco. Or some saltwater taffy.

Ha! I’m impressed with the geometry but dammit if the best part of this isn’t the expression on said Chickenfoot’s face showing that he is far less than impressed with his additional feature! And the yellow toenails soooo yucky!

Judge’s Commentary

Because it is so literal with him having a excellent foot body and chicken head, and the fact that he is mad about it…

Yes a lil’ gore! I lost track of the Harry Potter franchise somewhere around the fourth movie… so I could be unaware if this is a faithful recreation, but I love the clean separation of halves and the young wizards look of surprise!

Oh man so good, so many images at once, it’s like Creature from the black Lagoon crossed with Old Man River crossed with that floating eyeball tentacled thing from Big Trouble Little China? Regardless good fun! and nice and scribbly.

It took me a few seconds of trying to translate the symbol/number on his side before i realized it was an adorable matching turkey arm! And I know it looks nothing like him but for some reason i want to whistle the theme to “Doug”

If those hands were tilted just a lil more towards us I’d say this one was offering a hug… which technically should be safe so long as you keep your eyes closed right? hell that could be a kids dare game… I’ll hug that gorgon for 15 seconds!!!

Man imagine waking up to find that not only was your hair messy but it was now made of smaller headed long necked yous! I’m gonna say that expression pretty much sums up the way I’d feel… I mean you’d have to try and cut one off right?