User:DeeGen/I Can't Believe It's Not the Necronomicon

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I Can't Believe it's Not the Necronomicon is a book of the occult believed not to resurrect the dead from their eternal slumber. Its circulation is one of the main reasons why bringing back someone as a zombie manually rather than letting nature take its course is so freaking difficult to do.