I don't do .INI, .BAT, or .SYS files. I don't assign apps to files. I don't
configure peripherals or networks before using them. I have a computer to do
all that. I have a Macintosh, not a hobby.
(Fritz Anderson)

To this technical-ninny it’s clear
In my compromised 100th year,
That to read and to write
Are again within sight
Of this Apple iPad pioneer
(Virginia Campbell, 100 Jahre)

Never ask a man what kind of computer he drives. If its a Mac, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him? (Tom Clancy)

It is true that I have a great admiration for the elegances and brilliances that have emerged from my favourite address in the world: 1 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California, the home of Apple Computers. (Stephen Fry)

The Macintosh may only have 10532,535 % of the market, but it is clearly the top 10532,535 %! (Douglas Adams)