I don’t want to encourage this sort of behavior, but it is starting to feel like JenelleEvans needs her own Teen Mom 2 spin off! The Kesha obsessed mother unexpectedly married CourtlandRogers last month, and the two announced they’re expecting a baby last week. As if that isn’t horrendous enough to think about—remember, Jenelle is what we’d call ‘off track,’ has never regained custody of her first child, Jace, and has a bizarre mixture of bi polar disorder and unhealthy emotional attachment to marijuana—Courtland is cheating on her!

Last month, Jenelle and Courtland got into a huge twitter spat after she caught him calling his ex girlfriend, who is also his baby mama. Jenelle assumed he was cheating, and things got out of control—for a whole day! The two smoothed it out, and we saw a few days of smooth sailing. But now, Jenelle is furious because Courtland left her home alone to go out drinking and partying all night! That’s all we know, but Jenelle has mysteriously tweeted that the whole story isn’t out.

Now, Jenelle’s ex fiancé GaryHead is getting involved. They fought just as much as Courtland and Jenelle do (common denominator? Jenelle! For real, let’s get that girl into rehab!), but time apart seems to have given Gary time to reorder his priorities, because his actions depict a man in love! “@courtyb11 what u did to her was wrong. Ive already gotten a call. You need 2 chill the f*ck out. If I come that way its not going 2 b pretty,” Gary told Courtland Very direct, wouldn’t you say?

Gary is in the Marines, and is moving back to Wilmington, where Jenelle lives. It’s hard to predict what will happen in all of this chaos—I’d like to present a likely scenario, though! Jenelle and Courtland divorce, and she hooks up with Gary, who stays with her until baby number 2 comes. Courtland fights for custody or visitation—assuming Jenelle’s mom Barbara Evans doesn’t swoop in again and save the baby from a life of drugged up parents, like she did with Jace! Jenelle continues on with MTV, and continues to sob about giving up marijuana so she can stay out of prison. Time will tell—some suspect Jenelle isn’t even pregnant! One thing’s certain: this ride is nowhere near over! So strap in and enjoy it!