INTERVIEW WITH HISTORY, Oriana Fallaci: I never made good on my teen fantasy of having an affair with the diminutive hellraiser, but I did the next best thing and spent a lot of quality time with this collection of interviews, in which Fallaci made Yasir Arafat, Henry Kissinger and the Shah of Iran (among others) deeply and profoundly regret the day they opened their doors to her.

I've met Charlie Sheen a few times over the years -- and I must say that despite his enduring bad reputation as a troubled hellraiser, he's always seemed like a pretty nice man, man, man -- manly man, man -- to me.