While drilling a girl from behind you cut an industrial strength rubberband, that has been soaked in Louisiana Hot Sauce, and hold one end right over her ass orifice with your thumb and index finger. While still pumping her you take the other end of the rubber band and stretch it almost to its breaking point. You then release letting the rubberband do its work on the girl's orifice. The burning should last her seventeen days if done correctly.

Hey why is Anne walking so funny?
She got a Louisiana Rubberband last week.

:Of or pertaining to the act of sexual intercourse, through vaginal penetration, whilst the female is experiencing a yeast infection and after removal of the male's penis a large portion of the white yeast bacterium coats the penis.

While penetrating a girl who's on all fours you reach for your cinnamon candle that's been lit a while. You then toss the hot cinnamon wax into her anus, grab her hair and hold on for the ride. A cowboy hat and chaps are optional.

Yeah Shasta hasn't called me back since I gave her that Cinnamon Cowboy.