Horse shows Ass and Pussy

"A horse's mis­be­hav­iour will be in di­rect pro­por­tion to the num­ber of peo­ple who are watch­ing." (Mur­phy's Horse Laws)

Hay Neigh-bor! To­day's a "Draw a Cen­taur Day" as I was told sooo here's one I just fin­ished :3

What a whorse though...

Any­way she lives in Yu­nia of course. Thought that cen­taurs wouldn't have a dress code since if you can't wear pants why would you wear a top? o_o

Then again, cen­taurs rarely ap­pear in large cities, they most­ly have hous­es in the wild or in parks. They're very of­ten hired to work in Se­cret Gar­dens, spe­cial recre­ation­al parks where all clothes are for­bid­den re­gard­less of a per­son's sta­tus.

Cen­taurs are very sex-lov­ing, per­haps on­ly elves are more horny and slut­ty than cen­taurs. Need­less to ex­plain how they get their mon­ey. Many peo­ple think that cen­taurs are sim­i­lar to fur­ries and so gen­er­al­ly ex­pect them to be dumb, but in fact cen­taurs are quite smart.

I've heard a sto­ry about a cen­taur who walked in­to an ice cream shop. “I’ll get a choco­late ice cream cone,” she said. The ice cream sell­er gave her the cone. The cen­taur, hav­ing a coin worth 10 pieces o' gold, gave it to the sell­er. Since the man thought the cen­taur wouldn’t know a thing about mon­ey, he gave the horse 1 gold piece back. “Thanks for com­ing,” he said to her. “We don’t get many cen­taurs around here!” The cen­taur replied: “Well, it’s no won­der for 9 gold pieces a cone!”