spigot: CHRIST JESUS IT'S 2PM AND PITCH BLACK OUTSIDE
spigot: T PANTS IS THE GLOOMY/DARK DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME CASTING A WEIRD PALL OVER JERKCITY
spigot: GONNA TALK TO GIANNA MICHAELS ABOUT THIS
spigot: *BURK* DONE
spigot: SHE WAS NOT HOME