Comforting to know that the President and First Lady dance to "Thriller" about as well as Michael Jackson, who is dead. Perhaps the thing we'll miss most about this administration is Michelle's impeccable fashion and Barack putting on a sweater over his mom jeans.

It's just like your parents, when your dad walks out in a ratty t-shirt and your mom says, "When are you getting changed for the party?" Your dad opens his mouth to say something, closes it, half-smiles, and says, "Right now!" Then he comes out in a begrudging sweater. Crisis averted, marriage saved, and now we can have our Halloween in relative bliss.