Leonardo DiCaprio Cuts the Line at Mobbed Mike Kelley Show

Last night, in the darkened galleries at Hauser & Wirth’s “Mike Kelley” exhibition, after passing through a room of glowing sculptures of Kandor (the city of Superman’s home planet) under clear bell-jars on pedestals and then passing through a hall of back-lit lenticular images of the same city, we came upon the pièce de résistance: Kelley’s Exploded Fortress of Solitude—what from the outside appeared to be an amassment of enormous strewn volcanic rocks, created from carved plastic foam, and a cave within, for which a long line had formed.

When we tried to walk through the spaces in the volcanic rock, we were stopped posthaste by a security guard and asked to get back in line to enter the installation from some unseen point ahead.

When, finally, we arrived at the make-shift entry point between the rocks (steps away from the entrance to the cave), wearing the white slip-on shoe-covers we were required to put on (the only other time we’ve ever had to wear such covers was at the Peterhof Palace in Saint Petersburg, Russia), the security guard put his hand up once again.

From the other side, slipping through a space in the rocks, we saw several men file in—one, so clearly identifiable now by his iconic baseball cap that we knew him even in the dark, was Leonardo DiCaprio (apparently, there was VIP treatment at the cave). While we waited for the men to have their experience in the cave, frustrated at having to wait, the security guard, to our surprise, confirmed our suspicions: “If you look closely, the man in the baseball cap is Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Just as DiCaprio emerged from the cave, with his male friends in tow—Christie’s Loic Gouzer and actors Fisher Stevens and Lukas Haas—we were finally let into the cave. One solitary Kandor sculpture glowed dazzlingly pink under a clear glass jar lighting up a wall encrusted with faux jewels.

As the rest of us made our way in the rain to the next gallery opening in Chelsea, DiCaprio and friends, we were told, got into a private car.