She Offered Sex For Chicken Nuggets

You can place this one under ‘Only in Florida’ because geesh…we have become the capital of crazy stories.

According to WESH News, a 25-year-old Florida woman by the name of Alex Direeno was arrested when she tried to offer an undercover officer sexual favors for chicken nuggets.

I know, I know, this sounds like some sort of skit but it’s darn right true. According to WESH News, “Direeno was arrested by the Manatee County Special Investigative Division. Authorities said they found two hypodermic needles, several small plastic bags, a spoon and a burned glass pipe in her purse.”