DON’T LIE FRED… You enjoy showing people how TOUGH you are….. ON THE INTERNAT!!!! BUT IN REAL LIFE YOUR A PUNK!!!!!!!! LIKE YOU CLAIM YOUR INTO “KARATE” Ha! Ha!…. I wonder what your “sensei” will think of you challenge me to fight you?? But YOU BACK OUT!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, Vic. I’m a bit of a therapist myself. Tell me your troubles and I’ll give ya some advise. It’ll probably be, considered by most, fucked up advise, but it’ll also probably work. You just have to agree to follow a strict regimen of out and out bullshit. Now, lay down on the couch.

Well, you gotta understand that I don’t possess a license, but I can, at least, provide you with something that’d make you wanna dance. Can’t guarantee how well you’d do, though. I wouldn’t count on qualifying for Dancing with the Stars.