Mila Kunis Gossip

But she’s not promoting Ted 2. I say this because someone just came into my office, saw the photos of her up on the screen, and remarked casually that, “Oh, is she promoting Ted 2?” Because Ted 2, as you’ve likely seen, is currently being promoted and it’s opening this coming Friday. Full Story

Mila Kunis is currently promoting hot mess Jupiter Ascending and is dutifully doing the talk show rounds – I wrote about her appearance on Ellen here. Yesterday she was on Reddit for an AMA and she definitely has a twinkle. Full Story

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis (the Kutchers?) are always telling us how private they are – they issued a baby photo montage when their daughter was born and like to talk about privacy. And how much they dislike the paparazzi, because they just want to be left in peace (courtside at the Lakers gameFull Story

Premiere of Jupiter Ascending last night. Reviews haven’t been great. BUT some noteworthy critics have given it some love. Like Hitfix’s Drew McWeeny who called it a “wicked slice of entertainment”. Alonso Duralde over at The WrapFull Story

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Laker game the other night. Courtside seats. Only. Obviously. As you can see, she adores him. At least that’s what I’m reading on her face. She looks at him like no one could possibly be more interesting, more fascinating, more intelligent…
I mean, at this point, what choice do you have?
You can’t have a baby with someone and think the father of your child is a f-cking idiot, can you?
You know what’s grossing me out about these shots? It’s the way his left arm is hanging between his legs. Full Story

Between the Sony hack and the Golden Globes nominations (and snubs), it’s been a great week for gossip. So why are we talking about Ashton Kutcher? Oh, right, because he had a baby.
Ashton was on Ellen (what was he promoting – the end of his sh-tty ass sexist stupid sitcom?) and the focus of the interview was the baby and how he and Mila take care of the baby. Full Story

We spend a lot of time here discussing the hard sell of parenthood in the tabloids: baby bump speculation, the motherhood/fatherhood whitewash, selling photos, social media posts, even maternity clothing. There’s an argument to be made that Hollywood commodifies women’s bodies, and that attitude extends into the womb. Full Story

What if it’s a fake?
Stay with me here.
So they called the girl Wyatt Isabelle, as per Ashton Kutcher’s blog, but while there, he also posted a pic of half a dozen babies (and a couple of animals, including one that looks just like my dog Libby), all “Can you guess which one is ours, or does it really matter? All babies are cute”. Full Story

A couple of weeks ago, Mila Kunis talked to MARIE CLAIRE about how Ashton Kutcher would not be looking at her “shredded” vag when she gives birth to their baby. Well now I can totally see her private/public line and I completely understand what she will and won’t talk about in interviews. Full Story

Mila Kunis covers the new issue of MARIE CLAIRE. She’s pregnant with Ashton Kutcher’s baby. And Ashton Kutcher is some kind of hero because he isn’t “judging” her for her body changes. Click here for a refresher.
How f-cking gross is it to know that people talk like this? That there’s someone out there who said those words and felt like it would be a compliment instead of punching themselves in the face? If someone said that to me I would punch them in the face. Full Story

Late yesterday Warner Brothers announced that the Wachowski siblings’ new movie starring Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis, Jupiter Ascending (aka Jackie and Potatohead Do Space), has been kicked from its sweet July 18 opening to February 6, 2015. It’s not surprising. When the tracking data was released for July movies it rated a dismal $18-22 million projection, against an estimated $150 million budget, which is probably a lot closer to $200 million in reality. Full Story

PEOPLE posted the grossest article yesterday about Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher. The title:
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher: How They're Preparing for Their Baby Girl
Fine. They could be decorating the room. Or going to breathing classes. Full Story

Mila Kunis is on Ellen today. Parts of the interview have been shared in advance. The most interesting parts. Which, as usual, is …
BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because every time a celebrity gets pregnant, pregnancy is invented all over again.
Also, privacy apparently doesn’t apply to pregnancy. Full Story

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were at the Stagecoach Country Music Festival this weekend. They publicly displayed their affection for each other. And at one point, he stood behind her and put his arms around her.
Definitely not as egregious as when it happens on a red carpet posing for photographs. Full Story