Lawyer: Yes, I can take up your case and fight for you, but how much are you going to pay me for it'

Client: Sir, I am a poor man, I dont have enough money, but I do have a Maruti car.

Lawyer: (Brightened) Ok. Then you can sell your car and give the money to me. Now tell me about your case.

Client: The case is that my car is stolen.

Suvradip Mukherjee,Class VI, Garden High School, Calcutta

A 60 -year-old man bought a new digital camera but was unable to operate it. So he called up the service provider for instructions. After a long explanation, when he still couldnt understand, the man said to his customer care officer: Consider me to be a four-year-old child and tell me step by step how to use it.

Customer care officer: In that case, please hand over the phone to your mother.

Spandita Pal,Class VIII, St Augustin Day School, Shyamnagar

Father: How was the question paper'

Son: Easy.

Father: Then why do you look so unhappy'

Son: The question paper did not give me any trouble. It was the answers that did!

Ankit Ray,Class V, Rajendra Vidyalaya, Jamshedpur

Son: Father, we will turn rich soon.

Father: How'

Son: Our Maths teacher has told us that he will teach us how to convert paisa into rupees.

Samiran Saha,Class VIII, Durgapur Ispat Vidyalaya, Durgapur

Teacher: What came first, the egg or the chicken'

Student: Egg.

Teacher: How'

Student: Maam, I have egg for breakfast and chicken for either lunch or dinner. So naturally, egg comes first!