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The property owner told cops that some of his tenants had complained about a group of squatters living in the building, near Washington Avenue, so he went to investigate at 4:10 pm.

That’s when he discovered a man living in the basment free of charge. He told the freeloader to get lost, but the squatter punched him in the face instead, leaving him with a swollen right eye.

Cops arrested the 41-year-old man the same day.

Lady whackers

Two thugs roughed up a lady on Sterling Place on March 30.

The 26-year-old woman told cops she was walking home near Butler Place at 8:45 pm, when two ruffians ran up from behind. One punched her in the face, leaving her with a bloody nose and a black eye.

No me gusta

A horrible scoundral snatched some tips from hard-working employees at a Mexican restaurant on Vanderbilt Avenue on March 30.

A 22-year-old bartender told cops she was working at Pequena, a hip and delicious restaurant near Bergen Street, at around 9:20 pm, when someone snatched $70 from the tip jar.

Toyota snatch

A crook jacked a weatherworn car from Lincoln Place on March 31.

The 42-year-old driver told cops that she parked her red 1990 Toyota Camry at 8 pm, then came back the next morning at 7 am. That’s when she discovered that her ancient auto was gone.

Another 21-year-old Camry was stolen in Park Slope two days later. Hmmm.

Bad word

A weirdo vandalized a house on Vanderbilt Avenue on April 2.

The 69-year-old resident told cops that he was sleeping in his apartment near Prospect Place at around 9:30 am, when someone scratched the word “GOSH” into the front door.

Audi smasher

A ballsy jerk smashed a fancy new car on Eastern Parkway on April 2.

The driver told cops he left his brown 2011 Audi near Plaza Street East at around 9:30 pm, then returned at 11:45 am the next day. That’s when he discovered his pasenger-side window was shattered — and his iPhone was gone.

iPunch

A group of teenage jerks beat up a man on St. Marks Avenue, then stole his cellphone on March 31.

The 56-year-old victim told cops he was walking near Carlton Avenue at 8:45 pm, when three men began to punch and kick him, knocking him to the cold cemement. One of the thugs then snatched his iPhone and ran away.