(From the 12/1 comic) Greg, you're a louse for texting Miriam like this because you have a jealous and insecure girlfriend. What do you think's going to happen when she finds out (and she WILL find out)? You probably wouldn't care if she drops you, would you? You've got Miriam on your mind.

Miriam, you're not off the hook, either. You know Greg's got a (see above to fill in the blank) girlfriend, and yet you're conversing with him about, quite frankly, personal things. I mean, you were just with Steven, which I guess really was just a tryst anyhow, right? Ol' Steven might not see it that way. Miriam, you're a fast, loose, and fancy-free woman when you get down to it. You really don't know what you want, do you?