Helena
is in love with Hermia - but Hermia's father wants her to marry
Demetrius. To confuse matters more, Lysander is in love with Demetrius.

Oberon,
the King of the Faries is in a strop with Titania: he's stolen an
Indian boy and is refusing to share.

Local
businessman, Bottom has joined an amdram group - and they have just
two days to perform their definitive version of Romeo and Juliet.

Melmoth
returns to Greenwich Playhouse, following its audaciously successful
run of Two Gentlemen of Verona. Expect the usual mix of mistaken
identities, cross-dressing, temperamental boy bands, outrageous
frocks, love, and a bit with a donkey...