Wednesday, December 08, 2010

While we don't know if he can turn the Golden Gopher program around, we do agree with others that Minnesota's new head coach has the most kick-ass name in the history of football coaches - Jerry Kill.

A head football coach named Coach Kill?! I mean, you can't make that shit up.

Seriously, tell me that doesn't sound like the name of The Rock's character in some explosi-thon Jerry Bruckheimer movie coming soon to a theater near you. Put it this way, I guarantee a coach named Kill ain't gonna be playing no Josh Groban at his team banquet.

In any event, we here at the MZone wanted to take a moment to welcome Coach Kill to the league by offering up some suggestions for his own theme music. A man with a name like that deserves a theme song. Scratch that - two theme songs.

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