1/4/2001: HALL OF SHAME 11!!!At long, long last, the first new Hall of Shame of the new millennium! (Both the fake one and the real one!). Yes, believe it or not, it's really here! So don't forget to check it out!

This homepage is dedicated to exposing the ridiculousness of the
Rice-Boy "subculture". What started out as a Southern California Asian subculture has grown into a worldwide phenomenon afflicting those of all races.

Those native to Southern California are very familiar with the Rice-Boy
syndrome, particularly those living in L.A. and Orange Counties.

Responses have poured in from all over the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, England, Ireland, Japan, and all points in between!

Special Comments About Commenting:

If you're one of those wannabe-fast-car-drivers, and you're going to
reply, go ahead. But if you're going to call me an "Asian Traitor" which
several of you have, you are lame. Rice-Boys come in all shapes, sizes,
and colors. And you know, I've gotten a few people already to write "You're
probably a Camaro or Mustang driver." Let me give you a reality check
here: A stock Camaro or Mustang costs less than an Integra GS-R,
and dammit, it's faster too. Which also means that a fixed up
Camaro or Mustang will also burn your "fixed up" rice-boy Integra.
Street-legal Mustangs have been running in the 10s and 11s for a long
time. I hear some even run in the 9s or even the 8s! There are no
street-legal 10 second Hondas to my knowledge. I'm not
an "Import Nazi". I don't hate imports. I don't even hate Hondas. What I
do hate is people who run around thinkin' that they are all badass when
they ain't got nothin'. So next time you think about baggin' on a Mustang
or Camaro driver, just remember he can probably burn you. I drive Japanese cars, just so you know.

Disclaimer:
The term "Rice-Boy" is meant to be a derogatory term. But not
racially derogatory. Some people might say that regardless of what
this disclaimer says, it makes Asians look bad. Well, I hate to
break it to these people but asians are not the only people
on this planet who eat rice. Everyone eats rice. White people eat
rice. Black people eat rice. Native Americans? They eat rice.
Europeans eat rice!! And, if you open your eyes, you might notice
that a whole lot of the rice-boys out there aren't even asian! The
"rice" really refers to their cars. It's not about their race, it's
about their attitude!LE
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