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Thu, 14 Dec 2017 00:10:53 +0000en-UShourly1https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8.4New COPS: SKYRIM Episode Busts Some Trolls and Faces a Familiar Ghosthttp://nerdist.com/new-cops-skyrim-episode-busts-some-trolls-and-faces-a-familiar-ghost/
Mon, 20 Feb 2017 16:00:34 +0000http://nerdist.com/?p=481624There’s a murderer on the loose in the realm of of The Elder Scrolls, and it’s up to Officer Jenkins to find him in the latest episode of Cops: Skyrimseason six. But Jenkins isn’t going to like what he finds, as the killer is someone very familiar to him.

But first, Jenkins and his ogre-ish new partner attempt to play “Good Cop, Bad Cop” while investigating the death of the Jarl of Riften. The problem is that they can’t quite decide who is supposed to be the bad cop, and their witness has seen it all before.

Meanwhile, another group of cops are ordered to clear a path to a local brothel by eliminating some bloodthirsty trolls. Now, as trolls go, they may have actually been innocent. But orders are orders! This episode also briefly introduces a new female orc who wants to join the police. However, she lacks good eyesight, and her incredible self-delusions could rival those of Jenkins himself!

Finally, Jenkins makes his way to the graveyard, where his fallen brothers in the Skyrim police force have been laid to rest. And in full view of the camera crew, Jenkins is confronted by the ghost of his old partner, Belford! That’s right, we didn’t actually forget about what happened in the fifth season of Cops: Skyrim. Although Jenkins certainly seems to be in the dark about his little psycho rampage from the previous season.

What did you think about this week’s episode of Cops: Skyrim? Cast your spells and share your thoughts in the comment section below!

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Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:00:02 +0000http://nerdist.com/?p=478995The world of The Elder Scrollsmay be a fun one to play in, but it would probably be extremely dangerous to live there. Fortunately, the residents of Skyrim have Officer Jenkins and the cast of Cops: Skyrimto protect them. Although, if we’re being honest, this might actually make matters more dangerous.

In this week’s episode, Jenkins and his ogre-ish new partner investigate the death of a high ranking Jarl. However, Jenkins has never been known for his deductive skills, and he’s a bit more concerned with the disruption of his schedule than the identity of a murderer.

Elsewhere, a pair of cops come across a very crude and NSFW piece of graffiti targeting one of the local Jarls, and they contemplate hiding the evidence or pretending to have missed it entirely. It’s not the most effective strategy, but it may allow them to keep their heads in an otherwise dire situation. In another part of the realm, another group of cops prove that modern negotiating techniques aren’t always well-suited for a sniper situation, especially when the sniper is an archer whose shots boast a deadly degree of accuracy.

Finally, the gang unit encounters a group of warriors on the warpath, although only one of the cops seems to realize that fighting them head on may be a bad idea.

What did you think about this week’s episode of Cops: Skyrim? Call down the Dragonborn and share your thoughts in the comment section below!

]]>COPS: SKYRIM Finds a New Partner to Fight Dragons and Giant Spidershttp://nerdist.com/cops-skyrim-finds-a-new-partner-to-fight-dragons-and-giant-spiders/
Tue, 07 Feb 2017 00:00:08 +0000http://nerdist.com/?p=477490There’s only one Officer Jenkins in the land of Skyrim, and that’s probably a good thing! Through the first five seasons of Cops: Skyrim, we’ve followed Jenkins as he’s slashed his way through monsters, enemy forces, and some of his own peacekeeper colleagues. And he may have killed a few partners here and there. But as the sixth season of Cops: Skyrim continues, Jenkins may have finally encountered someone who can out-Jenkins him!

This week, we’re going to meet Officer Jenkins’ newest partner. He’s a mighty warrior with skills that may even surpass Jenkins’ prowess with a sword. The newbie even idolizes Jenkins and he sincerely looks up to him for guidance. However, he’s also got a less than stellar mental capacity and a tendency to run into combat at any given moment. When even Jenkins thinks that the kid is too overeager, that’s usually a sign that he’ll be dying soon.

However, the new partner is so talented that he kills a dragon with ease and he even takes out two giant spiders before Jenkins can even finish a sentence. This has to be an existential crisis for Jenkins, as his partner could potentially overshadow him in the department. If only there was a way to use this guy’s brute strength against himself and take him down a few pegs. Knowing Jenkins, he’s already figured out how to do that in just a few easy steps.

What did you think about the latest installment of Cops: Skyrim? Let us know in the comment section below!

]]>COPS: SKYRIM Faces Werewolves, Domestic Disturbances, and Murder in New Episodehttp://nerdist.com/cops-skyrim-faces-werewolves-domestic-disturbances-and-murder-in-new-episode/
Mon, 30 Jan 2017 16:00:15 +0000http://nerdist.com/?p=477196Did you know that every world in the multiverse has its own version of Cops? It’s true! And we are proud to be the home of Cops: Skyrim, the only show that takes us into the realm of The Elder Scrolls, where dragons, warriors, and magic await. Everyone’s favorite law enforcement official, Officer Jenkins, is also back for the new season, and things are only getting crazier!

For the second episode of the long-awaited sixth season, Cops: Skyrim takes us to the aftermath of a werewolf attack. Although this werewolf may be a killer, he was clearly no match for a few well-placed strikes. Now, if only the domestic disturbance calls were that simple. Two of Skyrim’s finest came across a pair of giants who had apparently fallen out of wedded bliss. And while the female officer had sensible advice for the giantess, her partner was bringing his own issues to the table…which may explain why the male giant wasn’t particularly receptive to his comments.

Finally, Officer Jenkins has a new partner, which means that we should all be placing bets on how quickly he will die, the manner of his demise, and whether Officer Jenkins will be the one to kill him. In the meantime, Jenkins is attempting to get the ultimate weapon, but even in Skyrim, he may be asking for something that simply isn’t possible.

What did you think about this week’s episode of Cops: Skyrim? Call down the Dragonborn and share your thoughts in the comment section below!

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Mon, 23 Jan 2017 16:00:12 +0000http://nerdist.com/?p=473332After nearly three years, Officer Jenkins is back in a new season of Cops: Skyrim! As the name suggests, this is the Elder Scrolls version of the long running network show, except in this series, all suspects are guilty until proven innocent.

Way back in 2014, the fifth season of Cops: Skyrim ended with Jenkins on a brutal rampage after being fired from his job. The sixth season premiere is either completely ignoring that or setting the clock back to an earlier point in Jenkins’ career, as he reveals to the viewers how and why he became a law enforcement officer. This episode also takes fans inside of the Shadrick Correctional Facility, where Warden Pilzner explains the philosophy behind his treatment of the prisoners as we apparently meet the Rodney Dangerfield of the Elder Scrolls universe. Mike Reeder, from the “informational extraction unit” is also profiled, but his job largely consists of cleaning the bloody torture chamber and taking care of the bodies. Finally, the episode catches up with Officer Henderson, a Riften guard who may be too nice for this line of work.

And just to get you in the mood for the new episodes to come, here’s the complete Cops: Skyrim theme by Evan Goldman that gives a Dragonish makeover to the “Bad Boys” song by Inner Circle. It’s still pretty epic after all of these years!

What did you think about the sixth season premiere of Cops: Skyrim? Say the words of power and share your thoughts in the comment section below!

]]>Betrayal, Massacre, Fus Ro Oh No!http://nerdist.com/betrayal-massacre-fus-ro-oh-no/
Wed, 18 Jun 2014 14:30:33 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?post_type=vepisode&p=159308On the final episode of COPS: Skyrim, the brave soldiers of the Riften guard are up against a traitor within their ranks. Is this the last we will see of Jenkins? What about his dog Dovahkiin? Find out all the answers to these questions and more in this season’s final episode of COPS: Skyrim.

Need to play catch up? You can watch all previous episodes of COPS: Skyrim right here. Have a favorite line from today’s episode (or from this season)? Let us know in the comments below.

]]>Off Duty Troubles, “Presents,” Disciplinary Actions?http://nerdist.com/off-duty-troubles-presents-disciplinary-actions/
Wed, 11 Jun 2014 15:00:34 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?post_type=vepisode&p=157249This week on COPS: Skyrim, Officer Jenkins is looking for a doggie dish, but does he find it? What happens when a log-carrying Orc unknowingly gives Jenkins a “present?” Will Captain Parsons drop the banhammer… again? Tune in to this week’s episode of COPS: Skyrim and find out.

Is there a line from this week’s episode that has you chanting it nonstop? Let us know in the comments below.

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Wed, 04 Jun 2014 15:00:53 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?post_type=vepisode&p=154480On this week’s episode of COPS: Skyrim, have the Headcase Murders been solved? What happens when Officer Jenkins and the not-so-quick witted men of the Riften guard take on illegal giant labor laws, a dragon, and an unfortunate dance party accident? Tune in to find out if the squad saves the day in the latest installment of COPS: Skyrim.

Have a favorite line from today’s episode? Let us know in the comments below.

]]>Murder, Mystery, and Man’s Best Friendhttp://nerdist.com/cops-skyrim-murder-mystery-and-mans-best-friend/
Wed, 28 May 2014 15:00:50 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?post_type=vepisode&p=152265Another week, another batch of freshly perpetrated crimes for Skyrim’s finest to solve. Well, solve may be a generous term for Officer Jenkins and the brave men of COPS: Skyrim, but they never let that stop them before. When a head is consciously uncoupled from its body, what are the boys in blue (and sometimes red or yellow) to do? Watch today’s brand new episode and find out!

What’s your favorite line from today’s episode? Let us know in the comments below.

]]>Drinking Problems, Due Process, and Dead Bodieshttp://nerdist.com/cops-skyrim-drinking-problems-due-process-and-dead-bodies/
Wed, 21 May 2014 21:45:43 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?post_type=vepisode&p=150599Like a great mystery, every episode of COPS: Skyrim comes with its own set of unique questions. For example: should you drink a bottle of mead at a crime scene? What kind of gang activity are Argonian teens getting up to just outside the city limits? Will Officer Jenkins ever learn how to hold his liquor? Or find the killer stalking Whiterun’s streets for that matter? All of these questions and more will be answered in the latest episode of COPS: Skyrim.

What’s your favorite quote from this week’s episode? Let us know in the comments below.

]]>COPS: Skyrim: Strange Sex and the Perils of Celebrityhttp://nerdist.com/cops-skyrim-fake-raffles-strange-sex-and-the-p/
http://nerdist.com/cops-skyrim-fake-raffles-strange-sex-and-the-p/#commentsWed, 14 May 2014 18:15:30 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?post_type=vepisode&p=147951Has fame gone to Officer Jenkins’ head? Just what is that woman hammering in her basement dungeon? Can the officers solve a murder most foul? Or, at the very least, throw the best raffle this side of Whiterun? Find out the answers to all of these questions and more in a brand new episode of COPS: Skyrim.

Watch previous episodes of COPS: Skyrimright here! What did you think of today’s episode? Let us know in the comments below.

]]>http://nerdist.com/cops-skyrim-fake-raffles-strange-sex-and-the-p/feed/2It’s the COPS: SKYRIM Season 5 Premiere!http://nerdist.com/its-the-cops-skyrim-season-5-premiere/
http://nerdist.com/its-the-cops-skyrim-season-5-premiere/#commentsWed, 07 May 2014 21:30:32 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?post_type=vepisode&p=145539Ah, COPS: Skyrim, how we’ve missed you and your unique brand of medieval justice. Officer Jenkins and the gang are back for another season filled with ill-advised law enforcement tactics, Skooma-fueled antics, and more senseless murders than you can shake a Wabbajack at.

In the season 5 premiere, we get a taste of how parking space disputes are settled in Skyrim, learn about herbalism’s answer to natural male enhancement, see how the guards handle crowd control (read: total massacre), and much more. As Officer Jenkins says, “We’re into some sick shit here.” So, bask in the glory of the new site and enjoy your burritovahkiin with the season premiere of COPS: Skyrim.

]]>http://nerdist.com/its-the-cops-skyrim-season-5-premiere/feed/1The Riften Guard Wants YOU on COPS: Skyrimhttp://nerdist.com/the-riften-guard-wants-you-on-cops-skyrim/
Tue, 06 May 2014 15:02:43 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=141768The Hold of Riften needs guards, and they’re looking for a few good… well, anybody and anything. Watch this recruitment video from the Nerdist Channel’s COPS: Skyrim and decide if you have what it takes to join the squad.

Will you do nothing or will you join the fight? There are perks, like speed reading courses and loose ethical standards. And, yes, it’s all a way to remind you that Season 5 of COPS: Skyrim starts tomorrow, May 7th, right here at the Nerdist Channel.

Yes, Officer Jenkins and the squad are back and, as he notes, “into some sick sh-t here.” So, business as usual. And you can see everything on May 7th, when COPS: Skyrim makes its triumphant return to the Nerdist Channel.

]]>Throthgar’s Top Ten RPGs: Role-Playing At Its Besthttp://nerdist.com/throthgars-top-ten-rpgs-role-playing-at-its-best/
http://nerdist.com/throthgars-top-ten-rpgs-role-playing-at-its-best/#commentsThu, 10 Apr 2014 16:02:34 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=131299Most non-fans of role-playing games look at the genre as a weird video game version of LARPing. But be they RPGs with old school turn-based style combat or the more accessible real time command RPG titles like Fallout, some of the greatest stories ever told lie comfortably within the RPG genre.

The wonderful wizards of Tyrannicon have once again constructed a covenant list, this one highlighting the most prominent RPG titles to ever see the light of day. Did Japanese RPG games dominate the list from top to bottom? Which Final Fantasy title(s), if any, were able to make the cut? These are ten games that would make any gamer adhere to the wise words of the great Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson: “Know your role and shut your mouth.” Ladies and gentlemen, we give you Throthgar’s top ten best RPG games:

]]>http://nerdist.com/throthgars-top-ten-rpgs-role-playing-at-its-best/feed/12A Heart-To-Heart on COPS: Skyrimhttp://nerdist.com/a-heart-to-heart-on-cops-skyrim/
Tue, 18 Feb 2014 18:02:18 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=115624In the season finale of COPS: Skyrim on the Nerdist Channel, Jenkins and Cochrane confront some suspected wagon thieves, and Cochrane takes extreme measures to encourage cooperation. That leads to a heart-to-heart meeting between the partners that resolves the situation in an appropriate manner. Also, clearing a road block results in collateral damage, and a powerful citizen doesn’t take kindly to suggestions of moderation.

]]>Tyrannicon’s Top 10 Most Anticipated Games of 2014http://nerdist.com/tyrannicons-top-10-most-anticipated-games-of-2014/
http://nerdist.com/tyrannicons-top-10-most-anticipated-games-of-2014/#commentsThu, 13 Feb 2014 18:21:17 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=114464Tyrannicon, the animation gurus behind COPS: Skyrim and Skyrim at the Movies, are back with a brand new video for the video gamer in your life: a countdown of the top 10 most anticipated games of 2014 as narrated by everyone’s favorite Dragonborn dimwit Throthgar. Now that some of our favorite titles from E3 2013 are getting ever closer to release (Titanfall beta, anyone?), this list has us watering at the mouth like Pavlov’s dogs. Whether you’re an FPS freak, an RPG head, or you just want to play some seriously rad games, we think you’ll find a lot to like about this top 10 list.

What are your most anticipated games of 2014? Let us know in the comments below or tell me on Twitter.

]]>http://nerdist.com/tyrannicons-top-10-most-anticipated-games-of-2014/feed/4Troll Fight Tonight on COPS: Skyrimhttp://nerdist.com/troll-fight-tonight-on-cops-skyrim/
http://nerdist.com/troll-fight-tonight-on-cops-skyrim/#commentsTue, 11 Feb 2014 18:02:43 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=113488A new partnership brings Officer Jenkins some annoyance on the latest COPS: Skyrim on the Nerdist Channel, which also covers a traffic problem you won’t find on your local freeway, a bowl thief who stands in the wrong place, normally-illegal troll fighting, a uncooperative witness, and a dragon, because this IS Skyrim.

]]>http://nerdist.com/troll-fight-tonight-on-cops-skyrim/feed/1Jenkins’ Semi-Triumphant Return on COPS: Skyrimhttp://nerdist.com/jenkins-semi-triumphant-return-on-cops-skyrim/
http://nerdist.com/jenkins-semi-triumphant-return-on-cops-skyrim/#commentsTue, 04 Feb 2014 18:01:57 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=111452Officer Jenkins is ceremoniously reinstated to the force for his heroism on the latest COPS: Skyrim on the Nerdist Channel, but he gets a surprise when he finds out about some new partner assignments. There’s also a missing persons case in which the persons turn up pretty quickly but not in ideal shape, and the cops take on a kidnapper with unfortunate results. You know, a typical day on the beat.

]]>http://nerdist.com/jenkins-semi-triumphant-return-on-cops-skyrim/feed/1An Unlikely Hero on COPS: SKYRIMhttp://nerdist.com/an-unlikely-hero-on-cops-skyrim/
Tue, 28 Jan 2014 18:01:20 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=109086Officer Jenkins is dealing with his suspension by becoming a lumber mill rent-a-cop on the latest COPS: Skyrim on the Nerdist Channel. It’s a lonely job. Meanwhile, there’s a murder investigation going on, and a skooma sting operation that doesn’t go as intended. Plus, there’s a skirmish in the hills, and a dragon ready to roast the children until a hero emerges. A hero with a lot of time on his hands.

]]>There’s Murder, Mayhem, and Mead Galore on COPS: SKYRIMhttp://nerdist.com/theres-murder-mayhem-and-mead-galore-on-cops-skyrim/
http://nerdist.com/theres-murder-mayhem-and-mead-galore-on-cops-skyrim/#commentsTue, 14 Jan 2014 18:01:25 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=105533Talos isn’t the only one who loves you; the Nerdist Channel does too, and they’re showing it with a brand new episode of COPS: Skyrim. When we last left Officer Jenkins and his crack squad of Skyrim super sleuths, they were up to their pauldrons in prostitution stings, petty theft, and court-mandated anger management classes. Can Skyrim’s finest figure out who left a trail of bodies leading down to the river? Can Officer Jenkins learn to cope with his boundless rage? Can you kill a bear with just one arrow? Find out the answer to all of this and more on the latest episode of COPS: Skyrim.

What do you think? Let us know in the comments below, and be sure to subscribe to the Nerdist Channel for new episodes of COPS: Skyrim each week!

]]>http://nerdist.com/theres-murder-mayhem-and-mead-galore-on-cops-skyrim/feed/1Feel Officer Jenkins’ Fury in a Double Dose of COPS: SKYRIMhttp://nerdist.com/feel-officer-jenkins-fury-in-a-double-dose-of-cops-skyrim/
Tue, 07 Jan 2014 19:01:16 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=104316Thu’um goes the dynamite! COPS: Skyrim is back and the boys in blue (and yellow, and red, and gray) are here to make sure no sweet roll goes stolen, no prostitution ring goes unstung, and no internal affairs case goes unresolved. That’s right — even in Skyrim, the 5-0 has to deal with complaints of police brutality and excessive force, and this time the unlucky target of public scrutiny is none other than the Wolf of Whiterun, Officer Jenkins. In this epic battle of willpower, wits, and patience with the taxpayers, who will win? Who will die? Find out as Officer Jenkins goes head to head with his toughest enemy yet — his own temper and court-mandated anger management classes in Episode 1 Above.

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Tue, 17 Dec 2013 19:01:28 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=102092What? Season 4 of COPS: Skyrim is coming to the Nerdist Channel? Huzzah and all that. Herewith, a preview:

You’ll get to see Horrors Aplenty and do some reconnoitering of your own as COPS: Skyrim returns for the new season with a pair of episodes coming on January 7th. Officer Jenkins expects to see you there, and you don’t want to get on his bad side.

]]>Exclusive: The Stormcloaks Take Broadway in SKYRIM: THE MUSICALhttp://nerdist.com/exclusive-the-stormcloaks-take-broadway-in-skyrim-the-musical/
Thu, 05 Sep 2013 21:00:19 +0000http://www.nerdist.com/?p=88632Move over, Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark, because there’s a new musical in town that looks like it could threaten the lives of every performer involved — Skyrim: The Musical! From Bryan Basham, the Skooma-swilling mastermind behind the Nerdist Channel original series COPS: Skyrimand The Real World: Whiterun, comes this commercial for what looks like a surefire lock for whatever the Imperial equivalent of a Tony Award is (a Talos-y?), or at the very least a Daedra Desk award.

Our only regret is that this commercial for the 6-week only production doesn’t include the showstopping number “Carry Your Burdens (I’m Sworn To)”. Alas and alackaday. Maybe we’ll finally hear its dulcet tones in the Act II DLC.

What do you think of Skyrim: The Musical? What do you think the song titles would be? Let us know in the comments below!