Bronwyn Bishop can only applaud her love-child's conduct and good government from the Speaker's chair

And who couldn't indulge the endearing antics of Christopher Pyne, leader of the clowns

Arthur Sinodinos used to give advice to Johnny Howard on how to make the most of a cheap suit, now takes leave from the NSW ICAC to offer the Liberal party some advice in his role as Guardian of Government Morals.

Note the streamlined head affording high manoeuvrability in tight spaces in both forward and reverse gears