I had a job about a decade ago that caused me to stress out, gain weight, and crab at anyone inside of a 13-mile radius. It’s a complete wonder that my roommates from those years still love me, but they claim to. They may still have drinking meetings about me, though, who knows. Anyway, I […]

I don’t like to sweat. I don’t like to get up, I don’t like to move, I don’t like to be bothered. I like to read and watch TV and play around on the computer. I also don’t like to have no muscle, though, so for most of my adult life, I’ve whined my way […]

I feel like they are more like “revolutions” because of their cyclical nature. How many times can I resolve to lose 5 pounds or stop being late all the time or stop toying with the pedestrians before it’s not really a “resolution” anymore? Whatever, it’s tradition. Here we go with the mostly old, occasionally new, […]