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The royal formerly known as Prince William, now known as Kate Middleton’s husband is apparently planning to bring his Windsor brood to spend their summer in the Hamptons! I know! I know! I’m as excited as the next Anglophile! According to the rarely reliable OK magazine, the two have already rented a large estate to rub elbows with the likes of Spielberg and Martha. According to palace “sources” they have always wanted to come here so George and Charlotte can “enjoy the sea and the sunshine.” It sounds reasonable to me, so ignore those wet blankets over at Gossip Cop that are calling this report complete b*##*#$@! In fact, I have a few suggestions for the royals when they take that leap across the pond. I know William will find it here on Hamptons Chatter next time he googles his name in a exhausted or drunken stupor!

Calls to Buckingham palace have not been returned!

Hi William, hopefully you didn’t buy that estate yet and you’ll be calling me as your agent in the near future. Why will you call me? Well after you enjoy these five awesome suggestions I have for you when visiting the Hamptons, you’ll know I’m your go to man!

Cyril’s: Will, it’s the best people watching in the Hamptons and the location overlooking scenic route 27 is fit for a King, which you should be next IMHO! Make sure to order two BBCs (don’t ask just drink) and Kate will be macking on you like you’re that lead singer guy from One Direction!

Home Goods: Who doesn’t love a bargain!? You and Kate can stock the estate with fresh linen and towels and even those nifty plastic margarita glasses without paying a kings ransom! Not that I hope Charles gets kidnapped and you become King… but if that happens… NO PROBLEMO! You’ll be saving a bundle and have the cash as your “HOME GOODS HAPPY.”

The Essence of cool!

The Giant Duck: OK, it’s actually NOT in the Hamptons but it’s a GIANT DUCK! Hello!? How cool is that!?

Martha Stewart’s House: She lives in town and if you give me a call, I’m happy to share her address. Just go over, she loves drop by guests! She’ll help Kate use local flowers to make the most amazing table centerpieces and her fresh lemonade is to die for… really! Just go! Tell her I said it was OK.

The American Hotel: A Hamptons institution where you can spot an occasional celebrity and enjoy scenic Sag Harbor. Another plus is they now have hooks under the bar for Kate’s purse. One final suggestion; I would wait till HRH Elizabeth II comes to town and bring her, she will actually be one of the younger folks at the bar, which will make her feel good. You’ll all have a blast!

Finally, when you come to town Will… can I call you Will?… make sure to bring some good allergy medicine because it is apparently ….”POLLENGEDDON” out here right now! Pools are green, cars are green, windows are green and my poor dog Bella is green… and it’s not easy! So, luckily I have two quick ideas you can follow to help make breathing easier here on the east end. Try small doses of some local honey, apparently it will help you build a resistance to the pollen since the local bees use the same pollen to make the sweet stuff! You can also try showering more frequently, apparently the pollen sticks to your skin and hair more than you realize. So stop breathing all that dead epidermis and pollen and take a shower. If all else fails, head to CVS and get some Claritan and make sure to register for the frequent shopper points!

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Enjoy the best of everything in this comfortable and sleek seven bedroom, five-plus bath modern estate sited on 1.56 +/- acres. Styled by the acclaimed designer Benjamin Noriega Ortiz, no expense was spared on this one of kind residence. The main level boasts a spectacular chef's kitchen featuring Sub-Zero, 2x Miele dishwashers, wine refrigerator and a 6 burner Viking stove. The expansive heated pool and spa flow seamlessly into the indoor sun room and double height great room. There is also a stylish den with wood burning fireplace and complete wet bar. The first floor master is situated away from guests and features double height ceilings and back glass wall along with two walk in closets and dual baths. The ultimate in Hamptons elegance.

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