Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Tip 44: Get yelled at by a limo driver

"Get out of my lane, you dumb effing racial epithet!" That's the line that will cut you like hot wire, and leave you composing stinging comebacks in your head for three days. Starting, of course, at the exact time the limo goes out of earshot.

BONUS TIP: In a million twisted revenge scenarios you will never consider this: that limo driver is stuck in traffic while you roam the city free.