None of them! As a native New Yorker with plenty of friends from Jersey, I find them to be the worst possible ambassadors for the tri-state area. They’re overgrown losers. I can’t wait for their fame flame to extinguish — STAT! — John-John Williams IV, reporter, The Baltimore Sun

Vinny. He’s just cool. Plus, I like being in the spotlight like him, but he doesn’t try to hog it like the other castmates do. — Mick Lee, Z104.3

Maybe if you do a nine-degrees-of-separation type thing you could say I vaguely relate to somebody on the show. Of course, you could nine-degrees me to Cleopatra and Fabio, too. Heck, you could relate Cleopatra to Fabio that way. — Colleen Dorsey, intern,b