DO YOU WATCH SURVIVOR BY CHANCE? YOU REMIND ME OF MICHAEL SKUPIN. HE'S A RETURNING CONTESTANT THAT HAD TO EXIT THE GAME EARLY WHEN HE FELL INTO A FIRE AND BURNED HIS HANDS AND FACE.

SO FAR (ONLY 2 SHOWS), HE'S SLICED HIS HAND WITH A MACHETE, CUT HIS FOOT IN THE OCEAN, BUMPED HIS HEAD ON A LOG, AND CUT HIS FACE WHEN A FACE MASK SHATTERED AS HE DOVE IN THE WATER. I THINK THERE MAY BE MORE.

HANG IN THERE. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR WISDOM TEETH? ALL MY JAW PROBLEMS WENT AWAY WHEN I HAD THEM YANKED WHEN I WAS ABOUT 18.

bluetuba

I'M SEEING A DISTINCT LACK OF CAPSLOCKING GOING ON IN HERE TODAY! IF YOU JIVE TURKEYS WANT TO HELP HER YOU CAN START BY PLAYING ALONG!

PEMBERDUCKY, I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY AWESOME CHICK SO I WOULD JUST ENCOURAGE YOU TO HANG IN THERE LIKE ONE OF THOSE ADORABLE KITTENS ON A LEDGE. THINGS WON'T STAY SO CRAPPY FOREVER.

ALSO, COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS SO YOU NEED TO KNOCK THAT SHITAKE OFF AND GET BACK TO THE ROCKIN!

DOOOON'T STOP BELEEEIIIIIVIIIIIN'

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

PemberDucky

bluetuba wrote:I'M SEEING A DISTINCT LACK OF CAPSLOCKING GOING ON IN HERE TODAY! IF YOU JIVE TURKEYS WANT TO HELP HER YOU CAN START BY PLAYING ALONG!

PEMBERDUCKY, I DON'T KNOW YOU, BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY AWESOME CHICK SO I WOULD JUST ENCOURAGE YOU TO HANG IN THERE LIKE ONE OF THOSE ADORABLE KITTENS ON A LEDGE. THINGS WON'T STAY SO CRAPPY FOREVER.

ALSO, COUNTRY MUSIC SUCKS SO YOU NEED TO KNOCK THAT SHITAKE OFF AND GET BACK TO THE ROCKIN!

DOOOON'T STOP BELEEEIIIIIVIIIIIN'

OH MAN, I BET STEVE PERRY LOVES TO CAPS ROCK.

THANKS, MR TUBA. I THINK I'M GENERALLY IN A GOOD MOOD. EVERYTHING IS JUST SO RIDICULOUSLY COCKEYED THIS WEEK.

I'M JUST GRATEFUL I HAVE A PLACE ON THE INTERNET WHEREIN I CAN EMBRACE THE TYPEFACE RAGE.

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