8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 10:07:09.77 0Your thread title says “Maa-chan handshake events“, but in her case what they really are is “Maa-chan observation events.”

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 10:11:00.74 0
She tends to be interested if you talk to her about something that has to do with animals.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 10:12:51.96 0Maa-chan’s most common behavioral patterns at her handshake events: – Running around the room – Clinging to the wall – Sitting under the table – Singing – Lying across the table – Not being there

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 10:18:30.57 0
She’s not really good at judging what is and what isn’t okay to say, so whenever you ask her about something that she’d have to make that judgement about, she just answers that it’s a secret.

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 15:45:49.67 0
Is there no one around who had a good interaction with her by just saying something normal?

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 16:02:57.11 0I just look like your everyday old man, but she’s always really polite towards me. She always shakes my hand with a big smile and then gives me a very deep bow when I’m leaving. I think she might be mistaking me for someone from her work.

111: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 16:17:44.33 0
I’ve never experienced her not being there when I’ve went to her handshake events.

119: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 16:25:21.51 0>>111That’s never happened to me either, but after shaking hands with other members and walking past the exit of Maa-chan’s booth, I’ve seen her hiding under the table as well as in the shadows behind a board. But the thing is, she doesn’t look like she’s up to mischief or anything… her facial expression is dead serious and emotionless. It’s pretty scary actually.

123: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 16:36:18.64 0
I’m going to a handshake event tomorrow and I have two tickets for Maa-chan. I’m scared…

144: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 18:17:52.88 0
It’s useless complimenting her, asking her questions or asking for advice. You just have to go in with the mindset that you’re going to play with a child.

162: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/13(金) 21:36:22.63 0When I entered her booth, Maa-chan was making this strange sound until she even surprised herself with the sound she was making. She was going all “Huh? Huuuh?!“

196: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/14(土) 10:25:20.58 0
There is no counter-measure against Maa-chan when she’s tired or bored.

198: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/14(土) 10:35:59.74 0
That reminds me, wasn’t this thread going to be about coming up with counter-measures? Because now it’s just turned into a support group for her victims.

201: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/14(土) 10:46:23.63 0
It’s like how when you try to do something nice for a cat who’s feeling displeased — you’re only going to make things worse. You just have to feel happy that you get to see her in the first place.

206: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/14(土) 11:21:07.72 0Even the pandas at the Ueno Zoo have days when they just sleep facing the other direction. It’s all about luck with Maa-chan.

210: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/14(土) 11:38:59.05 0

twitter.com
Talking with Maa-chan after getting our polaroid taken:

Maa: “Congratulations! So how old are you?”
Me: “It’s a secret.”
Maa: “How old are you?!”
Me: “It’s a secret.”
Maa: “400 years old?”
Me: “Yep, the same as you!”
Maa: “So 400!”
From today onwards when someone asks me, I’m going to say I’m 400 years old.
Maa-chan was so obedient today… (cries)

341: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(日) 15:12:10.01 0
When I entered the booth, Maa-chan was facing back towards me, hitting the wall.
Me: “What’s your recommended food from Hokkaido?”
Her reply was that gesture that foreigners do when they don’t understand what you’re saying.
Maa: “Bye bye.”
Capturing Maa-chan was impossible for me…

355: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(日) 16:05:48.67 iI didn’t get to shake hands with her much as she was busy doing this weird dance.

378: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(日) 18:09:53.17 0I thought these threads about Maa-chan were mostly just jokes, but having now seen Maa-chan hitting the wall, lying across a table and peeking out from her booth, I now know they’re pretty accurate. (laughs)

380: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(日) 18:12:06.24 0

@twitter
Asked Maa-chan to do an angry face at a polaroid event:

398: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(日) 18:45:32.25 0
When I got into the booth, she did this hand gesture that was like “bring it on.“

400: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(日) 18:54:50.83 0

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2013.9.15 – 16:10

When I entered Maa-chan’s lane, she was looking down at the table, looking troubled.
Me: “Maa…”
Masaki: “Umm, how much is 5 divided by 3?”
Me: “Huh?”
Masaki: “5 divided by 3!”
Me: “Something around 1.6 or so?”
Masaki: “Thank you!” (waving bye bye)
What the…?!? (laughs)

406: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(日) 19:29:34.86 0

@supra80_SHU: When I entered Maa-chan’s lane, she was banging the table and getting into the rhythm, dancing and singing something like “executive baby, executive baby~“. (laughs) Then she started insisting that I start dancing, too. So after we danced together, I was pulled away before I even got the chance to shake hands with her! (laughs) Man…

When I entered her booth, she was doing the moonwalk… (;´д｀)
From: reinasayu

462: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(日) 20:48:13.39 O
I’m not a Maa-chan oshi, but I went out and shook hands with her both yesterday and today. I’d write a report, but she did so much stuff I’m having a hard time conveying with words. (laughs)

while it may be fun reading these stuff but it happened to me over and over and I started avoiding Maa-chan. That event above was because I have 1 ticket left I couldn’t trade and Maa-chan never fails being Maa-chan.

A Maa-chan handshake event seems like the most entertaining thing on earth… H!P should just start filming her booth and release them as DVD magazines lol.. They would probably be huge sellers and be absolutely hilarious

101: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/02(火) 00:56:31.75 0
One by one I told each of the 10th gen members how I’d attended all of their 100+ performances so far. Iikubo, Ishida and Kudo all acted more or less surprised, but Maa-chan shocked me by being completely unfazed, instead asking me “and what did you think about our growth thus far?” (laughs)