8. Never attribute to malice what could more easily be explained by stupidity.

9. If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

10. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

11. It is easier to beg forgiveness than get permission.

12. If you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.13. How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are.

14. By the time you get to the point where ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

15. Borrow from pessimists. They never expect it back.

16. He who hesitates is probably right.

17. Generalizations are always false, including this one.18. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it.

19. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No sense being a fool about it.20. Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of a happy hour.21. If it were not for the last minute, nothing would get done at all.

22. Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

23. No problem is too big, too complicated or too complex, that it can not be run away from.

24. You can’t win. You can’t break even. You can’t even quit the game.25. In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right … something is wrong.

Our Milestone

Here’s Bud

After a radio, nightclub and television career of over 25 years,we still write and perform comedy with essentially the same group of guys that we started with over 50 years ago. We began as WTIT: Tape Radio and have kept the moniker ever since. We did comedy using this "WTIT Tape Radio" station as the backdrop. it is also a journal of a group of friends done in a radio morning show format playing the music of the era. We have every recording. We interviewed our girlfriends before “The Prom” or whatever. We shared growing up, getting married and having kids on WTIT. Later it was stories of divorces, new wives or girlfriends and grandchildren.

If you’re here for a laugh, we hope you enjoy your visit. If you’re here because of a cosmic accident where all of the web except this blog has gone, then we simply apologize. To learn more about WTIT visit WTIT.net. (View my
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