Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

Maybe that's just what she was wearing that day. How many people go around thinking, "well, my pants might get pulled down, so I'd better make sure I'm wearing the right kind of underwear just in case..."?