The Sub Sub Sub Sub Sub Sub Sub Sub Sub Sub Sub Sub Poem

If ye want the answers, what ye don't want be,
under rizing moon, a goulden prize you can see.
Tweleve in the United States, 1 in the text,
On April 1, ye will get the clue of next.

If ye think puzzles are hard, decipher the next line,
One on on(e) one eon Neo on omen on(e) nary yarn sign.
Wasn't that hard, well here's one even more lame,
Maze, Name, Maze, Name, Maze, Name, Maze, Name?

Why be I uzing ye Olde Tyme Englishe with ye?
Because it be really funny, ye see.
Noe one understands it, it is too hard,
Now eye will playe the trumpe card.

If ye want the answers, factually,
the sub poem is fake, actually.
Treasures tweleve for you to work on,
I have no spell checker: is tweleve wrong?

This is the poem as I have deciphered it. While I felt obliged to post this information, I made it up and cannot say how I deciphered it because I didn't really decipher anything.