i saw this on one of those discovery shows dude walks past a jet and poof sucked through shot out the other side minor scrapes and bruses with a brown stain down his pants i think they eveniterveiwed him later if i were a bit better with this comp stuff i would post the video

1.) while he’d been cutting it a bit close, he thought he was safe… Until his hangover addled wits proved him horribly wrong! Even while he was struggling to keep his balance in the midst of a wicked oil slick, he felt the inexorable drag of the jet engine dragging him to his bloody mangled end.

2.) thought "Seriously… what the Hell do people pack in their designer luggage? Why the Hell would a 2 foot by 3 foot suitcase weigh that damn much? It’s like there’s a dismembered body in there or something." Rather than following protocol and asking for help carrying the stupid heavy bag, he cut corners. He grabbed the bag by it’s handle, threw his whole body into the throw, saw it land with a perfectly on the plane with a satisfying thump, and staggered back from the momentum…. right into the suction of the razor sharp blades of the engine.

3.) gets flat out shoved into the suction of the engine for no other reason than that they dared to consider they could come up with a more gruesome ending than the FDO could.

In the Lost scene it’s a horrible accident…air travel that’s meant to be benign going tragically wrong. In the case of Firefly, Capt Mal uses it as a method of negotiation which is just all manner of wrong.

A friend of mine told me about how a guy on an aircraft carrier wasn’t paying attention and got too close to a jet engine intake and… His entire body got sucked through the running jet engine! Now, is that gross, or what?

I think that lucky junkie in the winning city should get a special mention on the website. What a mess to clean up too!