Last night Lindsay Lohan Tweeted, "Anyone else have a father that sells fake stories on them for money & dates a girl that works for tabloids?" Michael Lohan responded by declaring Lindsay's a drug addict at a press conference.

Lindsay later removed the Tweets, in which she also accused Michael of never paying child support and said, "Don't you think he'd learn after years of being in jail on and off?" Michael addressed Lindsay in a X17 interview saying, "Nothing I say or do is anything but the truth. I don't live in denial. You Lindsay may live in denial and others may as well. If you want to discuss child support, don't even go there. I gave your mother the house, 250-thousand dollars and I have a judgment for 125-thousand against her. She owes my partners over 400-thousand dollars...and I pay lots of money off the books including clothing, tuition for Cody and Ali. I've never taken one red cent from you while other family members and people have. All I've done is try to help." [X17]

Later today, Michael Lohan held a press conference in which he said Lindsay Lohan is "not okay" and told her enablers to "get the hell out of the way." He said he wants her to go to rehab on Long Island and claimed he has made a deal with Lindsay's lawyer, though she says she works for Lindsay, not Michael. [TMZ]

Dina Lohan is furious about Michael Lohan's press conference, so naturally she complained to TMZ. "I have a criminal protective order against him 'til 2011. He's 1 year behind in child support and he's using this [Lindsay's problems] as a diversion," said Dina, adding, "Lindsay is in good hands. Everything is fine. He's trashing a child he doesn't even see." [TMZ]

Lindsay Lohan responded to George Lopez joking about the mysterious powder in her shoes Tweeting, "Thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather. Don't you have kids? U wouldn't wanna hear that about them, or would you? Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself." [Daily Express]

A friend says Jesse James contacted tattoo model Kristen Gunn on MySpace after meeting her during a New Year's Eve party Sandra Bullock hosted at her restaurant in 2006. Jesse sent Kristen non-sexual texts for a few months, then flirted with her at another party before leaving with Sandra. Says the friend, "But the big shock came just two minutes after, when Jesse suddenly texted Kristin, ‘You look so hot!' She was really taken aback - you had to figure Jesse and Sandra had just gotten in their car. It's pretty bold to send another woman a text like that with your wife sitting next to you! At that moment, Kristin obviously realized that Jesse wanted more than a friendship, and she's not that kind of person." [Star]

Michelle McGee is taking $10 subscriptions for her new porn site, which is not up yet. A statement on the website reads, "To all the people that think Michelle planned this drama, we can assure that if she had planned it, we would have had our pay-site and merchandise store ready for public consumption... We were caught off guard, but we will have our full pay-site up in the next couple weeks." [Access Hollywood]

It also says on the site that Michelle McGee will break her silence soon, or as it's put in the statement, "We...know that the entire world is waiting to hear from Michelle regarding all of the extreme bullshit that is being thrown around out there." [Us]

At the link: Video of Jesse James' mistress Melissa Smith making out with women. [TMZ]

A fifth Jesse James mistress is about to come forward. "She has been consulting attorneys and PR the past few days," said a source. "She may even come out this week." [Radar]

Though Brigitte Daguerre's rep says she'll be selling pictures and doing interviews about her affair with Jesse James, she says, "I've had a few offers for $30,000 to tell my story, but I have turned the money down... This mess was a series of unfortunate events that I regret deeply. One of which was confiding in someone I thought was a friend. Most of what I have read and heard is untrue or wildly exaggerated." [Radar]

Jesse James was stopped by a California Highway Patrol officer four days ago because his Mercedes had tinted windows and no front license plate. Jesse told the officer he was heading to Arizona to save his marriage, and he was let off with a warning. [TMZ]

Dr. Drew Pinsky, who has never met Sandra Bullock or Jesse James says, "If I were treating Sandra I would advise her to leave Jesse James. They don't have a long life together, it's been a relatively short term relationship. There is no doubt to me that this relationship is over. Jesse is a sex addict and Sandra is a love addict. Sex addicts go for power and intensity, and that intensity is probably what attracted Sandra to Jesse. However, that intensity is not love, it's addiction. Sandra probably didn't give Jesse that level of intensity that he got with the mistresses." [Radar]

Tiger Woods' mistress Joslyn James says she's planning to attend the Masters golf tournament, but she's also scheduled to appear at a nearby strip club during the tournament. [Vanity Fair]

However, Elin Nordegren will not be attending the Masters. "She believes that Tiger just wants to play golf and not work on their marriage and now she's questioning his sincerity," said a source. "He publicly embarrassed her, humiliated her and she's stayed with him and called off the divorce." [Radar]

Ricky Martin reportedly decided to out himself because a group of paparazzi were shopping photos that proved he's gay to tabloids. [Guanabee]

Chris Brown can't find a club that's willing to host his 21st birthday party. A source explains some club promoters, "Don't want to mess up their relationship, or their potential relationship, with Rihanna." [Contact Music]

Heather Mills took the stand today to testify against Sara Trumble, a former nanny who is suing her for sex discrimination and unfair dismissal. Mills said she treated Trumble "like a daughter," and never mistreated her, so she must be suing her "purely to make money." [The Sun]

Rip Torn pled not guilty today to gun and burglary charges for allegedly breaking into a bank with a gun because he thought it was his house. Torn's attorney said he's making good progress in his alcohol rehab program. [TMZ]

Dr. Conrad Murray's defense team plans to call Dr. David Adams, a doctor who told the LAPD he also gave Michael Jackson Propofol, as a witness in his trial. [Radar]

Jim Belushi fell asleep on a flight from L.A. to Las Vegas, and when a flight attendant woke him up he caused a scene and the captain called the cops to wait by the Vegas gate. Police decided no crime was committed. [TMZ]

Marion Cotillard and Rachel McAdams are in negotiations to star in Woody Allen's new untilted film. [Variety]

Here's a clip from last night's DWTS in which Kate Gosselin and Tony Dovolani bicker and he says he's quitting. [People]

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady took their 3-month-old son Benjamin to Brazil to attend Gisele's twin sister's wedding. [People]

The IRS has put a $31,000 tax lien on a company owned by Corey Feldman. [Detroit News]

In Hong Kong today, Bruce Lee's wife and daughter unveiled an exhibition of his photos, movie posters, and personal items, including boxing head guard and a pair of sunglasses. [AP]

Barbara Streisand will discuss her book My Passion for Design at Book Expo America. [Publisher's Weekly]

Barbara Streisand wrote an editorial for the Huffington Post in which she criticizes the way the GOP handled the health care overhaul. She writes, "Republican's need to understand that elections matter—even when they don't win them. America voted overwhelming for Barack Obama because they wanted big change, and now they are getting it. The President deserves a chance to realize his agenda, and I hope that by the November mid-term election, Americans will see that Democrats are the only ones working to put forth policy initiatives to move our country forward." [HuffPo]

A source claims Kristen Cavallari caught another woman in boyfriend Sam Nazarian's apartment, so, "She asked the girl who she was and they bonded immediately. She called Sam from her phone but then she had the other girl talk to him, so he was so freaked out. He was expecting Kristin's voice and then he got the voice of the girl he was cheating on her with!" [Radar]

Jason Wahler has been charged with two counts of DUI after having two alcohol-related arrests in a month. He's facing six months in jail. [TMZ]

Spencer Pratt says Heidi Montag was acting like a diva during a recent Hills photo shoot because, "She was sick and she didn't even want to go to that photo shoot!" A source says she brought four bodyguards because, "Spencer's been banned from the set... so Heidi feels safer with her security team around." [Us]

Though the promo for The Hills shows Heidi Montag talking about divorcing Spencer Pratt, they aren't splitting up. "I was being dramatic," says Heidi. [People]

Carrie Underwood says when she attends future husband Mike Fisher's hocked games, "Hopefully, I'll just be one of the wives." [CBS News]

Elizabeth Hurley says she recently had dinner with David Cameron, the leader of Britain's Conservative Party. She says, "I think he's gorgeous. Super-sexy! He's very hands-on with his kids, very charismatic. Powerful folk can be sexy. I adore Bill Clinton; you know, naughty but nice with a very sexy voice. John Major was terribly dry and funny in the flesh too." [Daily Express]

Pearl Jam is investing $210,000 to plant trees in Washington State to help slow climate change. "Pearl Jam is a band but we are also a business," said Gossard told Reuters "We're seeing ourselves as a Washington business, a regional business that is acknowledging its carbon footprint and hoping to inspire other businesses." [Reuters]

Pete Doherty says of The Libertines' upcoming reunion, "Potentially it's a fucking disaster - it's a tinder box waiting to go up. I think we need to be honest with each other and speak up if something is happening that no one else agrees with and, rather than just wander off in silence and let get everything get messy, just be honest." [Daily Express]

Lost's Nestor Carbonell says it was hard not to spoil last week's episode for his family. He says, "There's only so much you can say. If you say anything about that time period, you're kind of giving away hints of [Richard's] origin. I didn't even tell my wife. Oh, my wife: Typically she doesn't want to know, but this time she kind of wanted to know a little ahead of time. But I said, 'You know what? You've waited this long, just wait until it airs.' She knew I was wearing a wig and I'd let my beard grow. And, God knows, she and the kids had to deal with my beard for three weeks." [N.Y. Magazine]

"My passion is so strong I can't sleep - I haven't slept for three days. I lie in bed and try to pray and breathe. I have a very overactive mind. I'm the sort of person who'd never take medication to calm myself. It's maddening. But I love what comes out... If my destiny is to lose my mind because of fame, then that's my destiny. But my passion still means more than anything. For some people, fame kills it and becomes more important than the music or the performance." — Lady Gaga [MTV UK]