642 Things to Write About Challenge: Week 9

I wanted to do another topic that wasn’t as serious this week. I admit that this one is somewhat phoning it in, but I think that it’s one of the most fun topics in the entire challenge. Some of these I knew from memory, others I got from a Google search. I LOVE laughing over these, so I hope that everyone can contribute some more in the comments section. So without further chatter from me, let’s get on with Week 9!

“Ten Bad Bar Pick-Up Lines.”

I just have to say that #1 is my all-time favorite cheesy pick-up line.

“Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes…”

“Are you a huge bag of garbage? ‘Cuz I wanna take you out on Wednesday night.”

“Just call me milk. I’ll do your body good.”

“Baby, if you were a door, I’d slam you all night long.”

“Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.”

“You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.”

“You must be a magnet because I’m attracted to you.”

“Excuse me, does this rag smell like Chloroform?”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”

“I must be in heaven because I’ve just seen an angel.”

Here’s some of my runner-ups:

“Hey, Baby. You wanna get a six-pack and fuck or don’t you drink?”

“Do you work for UPS? Because I saw you inspecting my package.”

“Great legs, what time do they open?”

“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. My name is _________.”

“I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.”

“Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”