A guy is hanging out in his favorite bar
when he spots a fabulous babe walking in on the arm of some ugly
schlep.He asks the bartender Bart about her and
is surprised to discover that she'sa prostitute.He watches her the rest of the night,
amazed that someone so attractive could be available to him.The next night he goes back to the bar,
and sure enough she shows up again, only this time alone.The guy gets up his nerve and approaches
her. "Is it true you're a prostitute?""Why, sure, big boy. What can I do for
you?" "Well, I dunno. What do you charge?""I get $100 just for a handjob.
We can negotiate from there.""$100!?! For a handjob? Are
you nuts?""You see that Ferrari out there?"The guy looks out the front door, and
sure enough there's a shiny new Ferrari parked outside."I paid cash for that Ferrari with the
money I made on handjobs."Trust me, it's worth it."The guy mulls it over for a while, and
decide s what the hell. He leaves with her, and gets the most unbelievable
experience he's ever had.This handjob was better than any
complete sexual experience in his miserable life.The next night he's back at the bar, waiting
eagerly for her to show up.When she does, he immediately approaches
her. "Last night was incredible!""Of course it was. Just wait til
you try one of my blowjobs." "How much is that?""$500""$500!?! C'mon, that's ridiculous!""You see that apartment building across
the street?"The guy looks out front at a 12 story
apartment building."I paid cash for that building with the
money I made on blowjobs."Trust me, it's worth it."Based on the night before, the guy decides
to go for it. He leaves with her, and once again is not disappointed. He
nearly faints twice.The next night he can hardly contain himself
until she shows up."I'm hooked, you're the best! Tell
me, what'll it cost me for some pussy?"She motions for him to follow her outside.
She points down the street, where between the buildings he can see Manhattan.
"You see that island?""Aw, c'mon! You can't mean that!"She nods her head. "You bet. If I had
a pussy, I'd own Manhattan!