Kim's Kraziest Quotes

Like her hubby, Kim Kardashian is full of great quotes. Check out some of the best ones!
<p>"I feel odd when I don't wear makeup. I don't recognize myself." - <i>Vogue</i></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
She isn't phased by bad press: "I couldn't care less if [the media] say I'm pregnant with twins by my brother."
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
On having dinner with Obama: "He just seemed very firm about the change, and that's, like, his motto."
- at Joe Francis's <i>Girls Gone Wild</i> magazine launch party at Area nightclub in L.A.
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's like Louis Vuitton baggage." - <i>Keeping up with the Kardashians</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"I also ordered pizza and Chinese food 'cuz I couldn't decide." - <i>Keeping up with the Kardashians</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"I don't understand why everyone is always going on about my butt. I'm Armenian. It's normal."
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"Heard on the radio today some story I forgot my daughter at our hotel as I'm leaving for the airport. Are you kidding me?!?!?! LOL" - Twitter (@KimKardashian)
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News</span>
On her decision not to buy Elizabeth Taylor's house: "It was so enchanting, with a garden and really pretty trellises and beautiful roses but it wasn't realistic for me to purchase... it only had a one-car garage." - <i>Vogue</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
On her celebrity fantasy: "It would be really sexy to have George Clooney once. I think he is so sexy!"
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
On Khloe waking her up one hour too early: "How f***ing dare you? You're such an evil b***h. How spiteful and jealous are you? How f***ing dare you, Khloe? You crossed a major line with me. That s*** is not okay. You dumb, evil, little f***ing troll. You have no idea how much I hate you. You're disgusting." - <i>Keeping up with the Kardashians</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
On dying her hair blonde: "They say I look like a different ethnicity, and nobody's been recognizing me." - E! News
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
On being tanner than Tanning Mom: "How do you spell tanorexic anyway? Tannerexic? Tannorexic? Is this even a real word?" - Twitter (@kimkardashian)
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"I'm doing it with class, 'cause I got a big a**."
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted."-to <i>Entertainment Tonight</i></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News/Shutterstock</span>
"EWW. I'm at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breast feeding her baby with no coverup." -Twitter (@KimKardashian)
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News/Shutterstock</span>
[When asked about going on a date with Gerard Butler] "How about barf?" - <i>Keeping up with the Kardashians</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News/Shutterstock</span>
"She [Britney Spears] said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks'? Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks." -<i>The Sun</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images/Shutterstock</span>
"The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV." -interview with <i>Metro</i> (British Newspaper)
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images/Shutterstock</span>
"I'll have surgery at some point. I'll never do my butt - I mean how would you sit down?" -<i>Keeping up with the Kardashians</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"I would, like, die to be in 'Twilight'... being around all those hot guys. I want to be a vampire. I kind of want to be evil." -<i>Keeping up with the Kardashians</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"A few people have asked if it's real. You can grab it [her backside] if you want." -to Chrissie Swan on <i>The Circle</i> (Australian Morning talk show)
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images/Shutterstock</span>
"I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!" -<i>Keeping up with the Kardashians</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
On being called Kanye West's "Perfect b**ch"...
"I'm honored. I love it. I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says the word 'b**ch.'" -reported to <i>TMZ</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images</span>
"I'm the girl who's too shy to dance in a nightclub - maybe for one song, and then that's it." -interview with <i>OK! Magazine</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News/Shutterstock</span>
"I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their make-up too light." - to the <i>Toronto Sun</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images/Splash News</span>
"I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it."
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images/Splash News</span>
"If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really don't care. At least I have a butt." -interview with <i>Radar Magazine</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News/Shutterstock</span>
"Leggings killed velour sweat suits! I used to only wear them until leggings came along." -Twitter (@KimKardashian)
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News</span>
"In elementary school, "The Real World" came on, and I was like, 'that's it! I know I want to be on a reality show.' And I was like, 'OK, when I'm old enough, I will make an audition tape.'" -to <i>Allure</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Shutterstock</span>
"It doesn't matter if you have a valentine or not - just love yourself and be your own." -on <i>Celebuzz</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images/Shutterstock</span>
"If running a country was as easy as twittering I would absolutely love to run a country." -behind the scenes at a cover shoot with <i>Harper's BAZAAR</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Getty Images/Shutterstock</span>
"I don't like big balls on a dog." - <i>Keeping up with the Kardashians</i>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News</span>
"I'm so mature now. I'm a grown-up version of myself."
<i>Entertainment Tonight</i></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.iheart.com/artist/kim-kardashian-557556/?campid=content_listen_text" target="_blank">Listen to Kim Kardashian Radio on iHeartRadio</a></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size:9px">Photo: Splash News</span>