Last night (Saturday night), I was to meet up with a young sexy MILF whom I picked up about a week back…but this happened [her texts in white].

I literally left the house without a condom!

The girl had already told me earlier than she doesn’t have any condom at her place. So I was super mindful of that fact, and to ensure that when I leave my apartment, I would at least remember to grab a condom.

However, I forgot!

What really made this excruciatingly painful is that every store in my area closes before or at 10 PM, and it was already 10 PM when I remembered that I forgot to grab some condoms before leaving the pad. 😦

Hence, I was out of luck in buying any.

I could either turn back and go home for the condoms, or beg some random guy on the streets.

Having come this far, the last thing I wanted to do was to turn back now. So I took desperate measures and began stopping random guys on the streets and asking them if they have a rubber to spare. 😉

No luck!

You mean to tell me not 1 goddamn guy on the streets- on a weekend- have a condom to lend!?

It’s either guys aren’t getting laid so they don’t bother to tote condoms with them. Or last night was just 1 of those unlucky nights for me [it’s more the former than the latter].