The Exponential Apocalypse Holiday Special

Santa Claus is on the run, only it looks like the Abominable Snowmen chased him into the wrong hotel. Queen Victoria XXX and Boudica IX are ready and more than willing to help out everyone's favorite fat man, but could it be that Santa is sitting on a dark secret? Is Christmas in trouble? Again?

Eirik Gumeny is the author of the Exponential Apocalypse series. His short fiction can be found all over the internet and in various anthologies, and he has contributed to Cracked and The New York Times. He is an avid fan of both Shakespeare and fart jokes.

Eirik was born with cystic fibrosis and was kind of disgusting to be around for a while. In 2014, he received a double lung transplant and may have briefly died. He got better.

Born in the suburban sprawl of northeastern New Jersey, he currently lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico, where he regularly has to fight giant atomic ants with a flamethrower.