Jessie is back. Son of a bitch! And yes, I am talking about the fetus in Julie Chen’s womb that it took her all of 30 seconds to acknowledge. Look, I understand that Jessie makes good TV — he’s stupid, ‘roided out, fights with everyone and egotistical. But didn’t we get our fill of that last year? Season 11 was supposed to be a clean slate, why did producer Allison Grodner have to drag his cocky carcass back into the house?

I’m hoping/praying that the house will band together the first chance they get and collectively evict the lat-flexing loser. I would like to think that even his “Jocks” teammates would prefer not to have a veteran run the game.