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Friday, September 20, 2013

1140. Can't uranium in rather than killing 'em?

A chemistry prof (judge and jury)Had students who brought him to fury.Took them off to the stadiumAnd killed 'em with radiumIn honor of Madame M. Curie.

Here's a possible conversation between another prisoner and our chem. prof (who sodium will never die):

"You sili con, why are you carbon the number of days left to serve on your cell wall? And those students you killed -- why did you barium in the stadium? Now no one will take a neon the football field."

"It's none of your bismuth."

"Well, it's a f'argon conclusion that you'll never be released unless there's a radon the warden's office. You will zinc into oblivion."