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Pornography for Beginners

For the last couple of days I've been playing around with Puzzlescript, a really lovely tool for making block-pushing puzzle games (and other stuff, but block-pushing puzzle games is what it's mostly intended for). I'm not really a block-pushing puzzle-game person by nature, so it's been quite weird to get to grips with, but it's also been a lot of fun.

I ended up making a game about this month's weird changes in what you can and can't include in pornography in the UK. It was one of those ideas that started as a throwaway joke, but a part of your brain goes "although ACTUALLY...", and then two days later you're saying "yeah I'll be down to dinner in a moment, I've just got to fix this ejaculating penis". The game is therefore as not-safe-for-work as any game whose only graphics are 5x5 pixels is likely to be.