If I Wasn’t Shy Song Lyrics-They Might Be Giants

If I wasn’t shyIf I wasn’t shyI’d burn all the uniformsI’d burn all the “Ask Me” buttonsI’d burn all the intercomsI’d burn all the time clock cardsIf I wasn’t shyIf I wasn’t shyI’d steal somebody’s CadillacI’d steal anything I lackI’d steal all the microphonesFrom all the masters of ceremonyIf I wasn’t shyIf I wasn’t shyI’d ask you, if you don’t mind,To kiss you a hundred times