When voodoo-economist Ryan Sladerson discovered a well preserved dinosaur fossil in his backyard he decided to beat the morning rush hour by raising it from the dead.
The undead voodoo-skeleton mega-dino is capable of speeds of up to forty miles an hour, is powered by the first light of the moon on all-hallows eve and responds to the name 'Schnookums'.
Ryan Sladerson has done his part to save the environment, have you?