News Snapshot: Nigella’s Worst Christmas Show Ever

Thursday 19th December Italian Off the Menu for the Foreseeable Future

Another awful week in the press for poor old Nigella Lawson. We’re not trying to kick her whilst she’s down or anything… we just like writing silly songs.

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Ah, look at all the loaded people
Ah, look at all the loaded people

Nigella Lawson picks up spare cash from the kitchen where Saatchi has been
The amount is obscene
Waits at the window, not wearing the face that she keeps for her popular shows
She might spend it on blow…

All the loaded people
Where do they all come from?
All the loaded people
Where do they all belong?

Two foreign sisters working as ‘nannies’ when the kids have fully grown up
Guess that must suck
Look at their earnings, whilst Goddess & Charles leave spare thousands just lying about
Can you blame their blow out?

All the loaded people

We know where they are from
All the loaded people
It all just seems so wrong

Nigella Lawson harmed in the court whilst the press vilified her good name

Food porn’s not to blame
Good old Charles Saachi counting his cash from his vacuous Tory campaigns
Why not, its fair game?

All the loaded people (ah, look at all the loaded people)
No publicity is bad,
All the loaded people (ah, look at all the loaded people)
Wish I had that launch pad