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nashorn

12-12 01:49 PM

I dont think that holds true. If you follow you'll see they have been approving cases even in December for 2003 when the PD has been retrogressed to 2002 for December. The actural allocation of a visa # hapens after your 485 is approved. After he approves your case, the adjudicating officer will send the case to someone else to allocate the visa # for you. This will take days. That will explain what you've metioned here. Those cases were acturally approved in Nov. I bet you wouldn't see any more such case by late or even mid Dec.

I am on H1 and 3 months back i came to US.After one month i applied for SSN,but still didnt get that. when i went to SS office for enquiry 1 week back, they told me that my immigration verification was not done yet. so i had to wait. can anyone help me with this. how many days will it took to complete the process?? is there any other way around........ please answer me ASAP.

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justice4all

09-02 01:26 PM

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hi, i am planning to file eb2 and port my eb3-i140 pd. My current position is system analyst with eb3 job requirement. I can get a promotion but that doesnt qualify for eb2 job requirement. So i am planning to move to a different position, research associate which qualifies for eb2(it requires masters degree) with the same employer. Can i file eb2 with this position and port my eb3-i140 pd? Advice pls.

I work in a semiconductor company and got laid off last week. My company informed me that they will inform INS to cancel my H1B in May. I plan to go back to school and change my status to F1. My question is, to do a change of status from H1 to F1, will they ask my recent pay stubs? Please reply

Shortly after class, an economics student approaches his economics professor and says, "I don't understand this stimulus bill. Can you explain it to me?" The professor replied, "I don't have any time to explain it at my office, but if you come over to my house on Saturday and help me with my weekend project, I'll be glad to explain it to you." The student agreed. At the agreed-upon time, the student showed up at the professor's house. The professor stated that the weekend project involved his backyard pool. They both went out back to the pool, and the professor handed the student a bucket. Demonstrating with his own bucket, the professor said, "First, go over to the deep end, and fill your bucket with as much water as you can." The student did as he was instructed. The professor then continued, "Follow me over to the shallow end, and then dump all the water from your bucket into it." The student was naturally confused, but did as he was told. The professor then explained they were going to do this many more times, and began walking back to the deep end of the pool. The confused student asked, "Excuse me, but why are we doing this?" The professor matter-of-factly stated that he was trying to make the shallow end much deeper. The student didn't think the economics professor was serious, but figured that he would find out the real story soon enough. However, after the 6th trip between the shallow end and the deep end, the student began to become worried that his economics professor had gone mad. The student finally replied, "All we're doing is wasting valuable time and effort on unproductive pursuits. Even worse, when this process is all over, everything will be at the same level it was before, so all you'll really have accomplished is the destruction of what could have been truly productive action!" The professor put down his bucket and replied with a smile, "Congratulations. You now understand the stimulus bill."

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skakodker

02-14 07:01 PM

Thank you.

Based on your response, my understanding is that so long as I am with my current employer, travel on H1 /H4 is fine. When she gets back, I can consider using my EAD to switch jobs.

You mentioned "if you or your wife don't want to use EAD in the near future..." - to your knowledge, will there be a problem if I use my EAD during her trip to India?

In case of an RFE for I140 premium processing, can the company respond via Fax or do they need to send the response via Fedex etc;

For all Premium Processing cases, the service center first sends a fax to the number provided in the I-907 premium processing request form before mailing the hard copy of the RFE. So your lawyer/employer might have already received the fax...Check with them...

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BumbleBee

08-02 05:02 PM

Hi, Sorry if I posted in the wrong forum,

I recently changed job. My H1 transfer is not complete yet. Now I have received a very good offer from a different company. Can I transfer my H1 to this company now?

Thanks Yes, you can transfer to any employer and any number of times. At one point, I had 3 approved H1b, but as rule says, I could work only for one at a time :) All the H1B's are valid till employer revokes it or it expires on its own.

The only danger I see in your case is continuous H1 status. If your current employerB goes ahead and cancels H1 petition, you would have worked illegally for the period of time you were with employerB. That can cause problem in your employerC h1 filling and/or future I-485 filling.

Even if employeeB cancels your petition but employerA hasn't cancel your h1 and it has not expired, then you will not be considered out of status, but you will be considered the one who have worked 'illegally'. This situation might give you h1 approval with employerC, but will have implications in 485 application.

Its better to wait till you get approval notice for employerB and then switch to employerC based on employerB's approval notice. my 2 cents...

Does USCIS usually says this. i assume it should say "AP approved " or something similar. Have anyone seen this message on tracking your online case status.

Thanks for any info.

Regards, MK

Hope i am wrong but that looks like a denial.

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nozerd

01-20 11:57 AM

Looks like AGjOBS bill has good chance of passing. Does anyone know what the definition of agricultural worker is ? Could one by considered agricultural worker if they are in landscaping business ? what about in agricultural sales. We are about to see creation of huge black market for documents claiming someone is farmer if this rule is passed.

vengaiah: Fill the I-9 form and send it to your company B with a copy of your EAD, fill in the direct deposit form ( or take cash :) ) and you are good to go.

You will have submit a new I-9 with a copy of your EAD to your company A - as your will status will be "Pending AOS" from the moment you start working for company B using EAD and You are no longer in non-immigrant status (H1B).