Update – Check back at 8pm for the next installment

Len Brown has demanded privacy to deal with what he says is a private matter.

No matter that he did this on ratepayers time, in ratepayers building and at ratepayers functions…he wants privacy.

And then he decides to go Campbell Live to talk about his affair…yeah that’s private eh Lenny.

Just quit, already.

Check back at 8pm for the next explosive instalment….meanwhile here is a little song for you.

Well the South side of Auckland
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Lenny Brown

Now Lenny more than trouble
You see he stand ’bout five foot four
All the downtown ladies call him “Treetop Lover”
All the men just call him “Sir”

And he’s bad, bad Lenny Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Lenny he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wear his diamond rings
On everybodys nose
He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And he’s bad, bad Lenny Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

Well Friday bout a week ago
Lenny shootin’ dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
Lenny Brown learned a lesson
‘Bout messin’ with the wife of a jealous man

And he’s bad, bad Lenny Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog,

Well the two men took to fightin’
And when they pulled them from the floor
Lenny looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And he’s bad, bad Lenny Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

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