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STP's BLOG 02/28/13 "The 5 lb. Reuben!"

by STP,posted Feb 28 2013 6:47AM

In Florida, a 37-year-old Pizza Hut employee wanted to impress his girlfriend, so he told her he was a sheriff's deputy. Back in August…Christopher Sharp and his girlfriend moved in together. They must not have been dating very long, because she didn't even know where he worked. Christopher worked at Pizza Hut. But he didn't think his girlfriend would be impressed by that. So he lied, and told her he was a county sheriff's deputy. Every day he would leave the house in a sheriff's uniform. Then he'd change in the car outside the Pizza Hut, and change back after work. And he'd tell his girlfriend, her family, and her friends stories about his adventures as a cop. He gave them advice about getting out of traffic tickets and DUIs. He even went to a New Year's party in his sheriff's uniform. That's when someone tipped off the cops that this guy was going around claiming to be a sheriff's deputy, and it didn't quite add up. They investigated, and Christopher was arrested for impersonating a law enforcement officer earlier this month. Naturally, his girlfriend also dumped him. And he didn't take it well . . . he just got arrested for STALKING her. Now the REAL cops are monitoring him with a GPS ankle bracelet.

Based on this, what have you done to impress someone or what has someone done to impress you? Here are the texts we received:

I once pretended to be topshelf…had free drinks of crown all night…man it’s hard to laugh like him

Told stories from my days in Vietnam, I was born in 1989

I had a large amount of $ in the bank due to selling my home. Printed a bunch of ATM receipts so when I gave a girl my number a $45,000 balance was "discovered". $35,000 went right to my new home.

Had a chick tell us she get get free kegs and had me and my buddy invite all of our freinds to our house... she said she would be there at eight with the beer and never showed turns out I talked with her friend and she said she was lying and it wasn't the first time she did that.

So yesterday BJ, Topshelf, Mono-Nick, BJ’s son The Prodigy, and intern Jay went to Goldberg’s in the Factoria Mall area to eat at Goldberg’s! They tried to tackle the 5 pound Reuben that has been featured on TV before…that’s a pound of meat for each of them! Check this Reuben out…it looks awesome!

Here's an interesting technique you can use to DE-CLUTTER your place. A woman named Vivienne Palmer from Colorado has come up with a technique to de-clutter your place in the course of a year . . . and it actually sounds simple enough to work. All you do is get rid of 10 things a day. Whether you throw them out, sell them on eBay or Craigslist, donate them, give them away to friends, or burn them in a ritualistic bonfire in the backyard . . . just get rid of them. By the end of the year, your house will have 3,650 fewer pieces of useless junk in it. And that's GUARANTEED to make it a more comfortable place to live. Plus, Vivienne found that she's making a surprising amount of money from selling her junk online. She's saving it all, and expects to make several thousand dollars by the end of the year to use on a family trip.

Based on this, finish this sentence: "I wish my significant other would get rid of _____." Here are the texts we got:

I wish my wife what get rid of her vocal cords

I wish my husband would sell his jeep been in garage forever

I wish my boyfriend would get rid of all the underwear he owns. they are all stained and ripped and they smell like balls...but he refuses and said they have character

I wish my wife would get rid of all the f******* clothes that don't fit so I can have room for my s*** Evil chadd

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Her kids.

I wish my wife would get rid of her weight lol

My ex still has a 50 gallon garbage can full of Mt. St. Helens ash from the May 18 eruption from when we lived in Yakima. The Dr. in Port Orchard

Today's Video Blog is all about Toppy, BJ, Mono Nick, and Intern Jay's trip to Goldberg's to tackle the Reuben sandwich.