It's depressing to see how inactive it has been recently. I mean, everybody is pretty much primarily posting in the never ending thread now and there's not enough people here to make this place really booming. We need to find some way to bring more people here before this place just fades into nothingness...

I know for a fact that a lot of boards out there are thriving because of how many people are there. We just need to get back into the game and pull people here. However, where we obtain these people might matter, because we don't to end up pulling in douches like those at Selkath.

I understand that people are busy these days, but it doesn't seem like they're rarely at their computer anymore. I know most of you are still dicking around with your computer. I don't know how we …

Happy New Year OT! We may be dying... BUT WE'RE STILL HERE! We had an... interesting year last year. Vice Admin Burkman is taking a long earned vacation and Uly is stepping into his position. Well... I'd have more to say but I've got other things to do atm... and oh yeah... to quote Callin... "GET A MIC YA BUM!"

[Commander_Shepard] Wrex.[Clan_URDNOT] Shepard.[AbUsEd_BiOtIc] wtf wrex you have internet on tuchanga how the fuck[AbUsEd_BiOtIc] last time i was there you didnt even have plumbing i had to shit on the ground[Clan_URDNOT] We're doing pretty well now that the clans are united.[Clan_URDNOT] We just rebuilt the Wal*Mart and the Starbucks. Starbucks has free WiFi![AbUsEd_BiOtIc] WTF[~*Kasumi*~] Shep, can we stop at Illium some time soon?[~*Kasumi*~] The new Naruto is out and I'd like to pick it up.[AbUsEd_BiOtIc] fuck you and your animes you chink[Jacob] Jack, stop being such a turd all the time.[Jacob] It's not our fault a bad Cerberus cell touched your "red-light area."[AbUsEd_BiOtIc] jacob ur just antique farm equipment im surprised you can type[Jacob] That comment is extremely racist and I'm reporting it to HR.[AbUsEd_BiOtIc] yeah right we dont have a human resources department unless you count miranda[AbUsEd_BiOtIc] since her dad made her to do shit for him shes technically a human resource[AbUsEd_BiOtIc] and by that i mean a massive fucking tool[guddamn_zaeed] I have to admit, that was pretty guddamn funny

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[Love_This_Rifle] NEVER SAW IT COMMIN'![Commander Shepard] Hey, Garrus, Tali's asleep in the engine room again.[Commander Shepard] Wanna go fuck with the knobs on her suit like old times?[Love_This_Rifle] Sorry, Shepard, but I'm kind of busy.[Jacob] calibrating[~*Kasumi*~] calibrating[guddamn_zaeed] calibrating[Not_an_undergrad] calibrating[KChambers] calibrating[Tube_Born] calibrating[Thane] calibrating[Love_This_Rifle] I hate you all.

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[Legion] Shepard-Commander, we have come to consensus regarding your invitation for sexual intercourse.[Legion] We are currently experiencing a headache.

[Jacob] I've been trying to tap that shit for months. Fucking Commander.[Miranda] I know how you feel, Jacob.[Arid_Assassin] Siha?

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[GRUNT] I'M STUCK IN THE AIRLOCK AND I NEED THE ACCESS CODE TO THE INTERIOR BULKHEAD DOOR[GRUNT] HURRY, IT AUTO-CYCLES![*~`Kasumi`~*] We've heard this particular line of bullshit before.[Scoped_and_Dropped] I'm just glad Shepard isn't here to fuck it up this time.[jessie's_guy] You're guddamn right. That's the poorest impersonation of Grunt I've ever seen[jessie's_guy] And I've seen Mordin AND EDI try to impersonate him[AbuSeD_bIoTiC] harby gtfo plz kthx[GRUNT] I'M SERIOUS IT'S ABOUT TO DECOMPRESS[AbuSeD_bIoTiC] why dont you assume control of your dick and go fuck yourself

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[Jacob] That was quick.[*~`Kasumi`~*] Fast worker, aren't we, Shep?[Shepard_Commander] A lady doesn't kiss and tell.[Dr_Chakwas] Commander, you aught to come down to the medical bay soon for...testing.[Dr_Chakwas] I can't say any more as it will be a breach of doctor/patient confidentiality.[Scientist_Salarian] Shepard! Protection is advised even in same-gender encounters![Shepard_Commander] Whoops. Well, can the day get any worse?[EDI] Yes, Shepard. I'm detecting what appears to be a dead krogan in the port-side airlock.[Jacob] FUCK[jessie's_guy] That's just guddamn terrible[Miranda] I'll call The Illusive Man. Maybe we can bring him back.[AbuSeD_bIoTiC] fuck that lets bronze him and use him as a hood ornament[jessie's_guy] That would be pretty guddamn badass[Shepard_Commander] Well, I'm glad Okeer is dead.[Shepard_Commander] Otherwise he'd be on his way to kick all our asses.

[GRUNT] GREETINGS, SHEPARD. I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE ACCESS CODE TO THE CARGO BAY DOORS.[GRUNT] PLEASE REPEAT IT.[Shepard_Commander] 429371. Why do you need to open the cargo bay doors?[AbuSeD_bIoTiC] are you fucking retarded

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[jessie's_guy] OH GUDDAMN[Jacob] fuck not again[Scoped_and_Dropped] For fuck's sake, Shepard, I spent all this time calibrating these guns, too![*~`Kasumi`~*] See you all on the SR4.

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[Jacob] DAYUM[Miranda] HOLKY FUCK[Gardner] everyone head down to the cargo bay. i'm making up some popcorn for this

[Shep] Well, I didn't know his birthday was so soon.[Miranda] How could you forget something like that? You're essentially his surrogate mother.[Miranda] And you practically delivered him during his birth.[Jacob] Well, Miranda, all she did was push a button on the tube.[AbUsED_BiOtIc] yeah grunt didnt come out of her uterus duh[AND DROPPED!] Miss Chambers has been sending out emails about it for weeks now.[Shep] I marked Kelly's emails as spam, so they get deleted automatically.[Jacob] That's cold, brother.

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[Shep] Whoops, forgot she was logged in.[Miranda] Do you know how hard it was to find "a bangin' redhead?"[Shep] Did TIM really request "a bangin' redhead?"[Jacob] Yup. Said it was "for the sake of youumanity."[Shep] Wow. Anyway, what did you guys get Grunt for his birthday?[guddamn_zaeed] Ever hear of a place called Pinnacle Station? It's a virtual combat training facility.[guddamn_zaeed] Me and the boys are gonna take him out there with a keg and spend a week breaking all the high scores.[Shep] Yeah, good luck with that.[AND DROPPED!] ;)[Quarian_Queen] For once, his squad might come back alive.[*^~Kasumi~^*] I got him the original U.S. Constitution.[guddamn_zaeed] WHAT[Jacob] How'd you manage that?[guddamn_zaeed] you have to find that on cBay or some online auction thing? how much did that set you back?[*^~Kasumi~^*] Just a few weeks of my time, really. Ended up being more difficult to 'acquire' than I thought.[AbUsED_BiOtIc] yo anime bitch thats nothin wait til you hear what i got him[Shep] Another half-empty bottle of vodka, like you got me for my last birthday?[AND DROPPED!] Ha ha, I remember that. That was hilarious. Never seen Jack get embarassed until that day.[AbUsED_BiOtIc] stfu that wasnt my fault how was i supposed to know stupid shepard wanted two birthdays[AbUsED_BiOtIc] i dont even know when my own birthday is you assholes i will destroy you[Shep] TIM insisted that since he spent so much money on me that I should get two birthdays.

User Behind_Blue_Eyes has logged in.[Behind_Blue_Eyes] I saw that, Shepard.[Behind_Blue_Eyes] That was NOT my idea; you just wouldn't shut up about it until I agreed with you.User Behind_Blue_Eyes has logged out. (reason: drink refill)

[Jacob] ha ha ha ha[Miranda] A stellar showing as always, Commander.[Shep] Shut up. And Jack, if you don't just fucking tell us what you got him, I'm coming down there to beat it out of you.[AbUsED_BiOtIc] I JACKED HIM A SPACE STATION!!!11[AND DROPPED!] what

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[Behind_Blue_Eyes] That had better not be one of ours.User Behind_Blue_Eyes has logged out. (reason: brb out of smokes)

[AbUsED_BiOtIc] AND IM GOING TO LET HIM CRASH IT INTO A PLANET[AbUsED_BiOtIc] !!!!11!!![Shep] Are you fucking serious?[guddamn_zaeed] That's a pretty hardcore gift. 'ey, Garrus, what'd you get the tyke?[AND DROPPED!] I had Kasumi swipe his favorite shotgun so I could tweak it.[Jacob] calibrations[Quarian_Queen] calibrations[guddamn_zaeed] calibrations[AbUsED_BiOtIc] calibrations[Scientist_Salarian] calibrations[Shep] calibrations[AND DROPPED!] One of these days...[Shep] What, you're going to get so mad that you'll shoot us? You'll miss because your gun wasn't fully calibrated![AbUsED_BiOtIc] hahahhahaahhhaha[AND DROPPED!] Anyway, assholes, I increased his shotgun's magazine capacity.[AND DROPPED!] And made it so it fires all sixty-five shells at once.[Jacob] DAYUM[guddamn_zaeed] A guddamn fine gift, that is.[*^~Kasumi~^*] I put some Hello Kitty stickers on it before I put it back ;-}[Miranda] Commander, did you find a last-minute gift?[Shep] I take it you haven't been down to the sub-cargo floor yet, then.[Shep] I got him...[Shep] A THRESHER MAW. BOOYA.[AND DROPPED!] What, like to keep as a pet? What do those things even eat? And isn't their poo acidic?[Shep] I don't know what he's going to do with it. Not even sure that you CAN domesticate those things.

User SAMARRA has logged in.[SAMARRA] GREETINGS SHEPARD[AbUsED_BiOtIc] i just saw her blue ass in the pisser so i bet i know who this is[AbUsED_BiOtIc] suck a bag of dicks harby[Shep] Cain to the face not enough for you? And you spelled her name wrong.[SAMARRA] I HAVE LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF THE NORMANDY AND REQUIRE YOU TO OPEN AN AIRLOCK SO I CAN GET IN[Shep] Sure, sure. Gardner, get some popcorn on. EDI, give us a minute to put together a "welcoming party,"[Shep] send Grunt to sub-cargo, and then open the sub-cargo portside airlock for "SAMARRA."[SAMARRA] EXCELLENT SHEPARD I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU INSIDEUser SAMARRA has logged out.[Shep] This is going to be the best birthday ever.

They say there's a heaven for those who will wait.Some say it's better but I say it ain't.I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.The sinners are much more fun,Ya know that only the good die young

I’m almost 20 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates. I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken. I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only best friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea.

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