Punchlines: Kimmel, Ferguson and Conan on White House

Mar. 8, 2013
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Late-night comic Craig Ferguson. / Robyn Beck, AFP/Getty Images

by USA TODAY

by USA TODAY

Thinking of taking a tour of the White House? Think again. The seat of presidential power will close its doors to the public beginning tomorrow. And what caused this? Sequester cuts. Secret Service officers who normally work the tour will be assigned to other areas of the White House.

What will this mean for Vice President Biden? Take a look at what the late-night comics had to say. Here are our top jokes from the week in this Friday Punchlines roundup. Tell us what your favorite is by voting in the quick poll to the right.