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My Bro got his first AR since the Military. Oh my God is he going nuts.
Hell is wife wanted too kill him just for buying the receiver.
Now I keep giving him my gun magazines ads I get each month.
Plus show him our sponsors stuff for ad on stuff for the weapon..
He is flipping out.
When he gets done with this thing, I have too put a picture up..
He is like a kid at "Toys R Us."
He has a $1,000 in it and it still cant fire..
When he gets done it is going too weigh 200 pounds.

"Man needs but two things to survive alone in the woods. A blow up female doll and his trusty old AK-47" - Thomas Jefferson 1781

My Bro got his first AR since the Military. Oh my God is he going nuts.
Hell is wife wanted too kill him just for buying the receiver.
Now I keep giving him my gun magazines ads I get each month.
Plus show him our sponsors stuff for ad on stuff for the weapon..
He is flipping out.
When he gets done with this thing, I have too put a picture up..
He is like a kid at "Toys R Us."
He has a $1,000 in it and it still cant fire..
When he gets done it is going too weigh 200 pounds.

is it assembled by "real" virgins mall-ninjas ? --i think not! is it made of 100% "goobertaniym" i think not. is it made "beyond" mill-spcs? i think not! (even if mill-spc and AR-15 are an oxymoron statement-) LOL

look for no other than the "elite-assembled by virgin mall-ninjas" brand! accept no lesser ARs!

if ya got one of these, tango will flee at the sight of an ABV Ar-15!

if ALL the spec ops had ABV ar-15s the problems in the ME with terrorist STOPS!

remember the ABV brand!

( yea ya can go bonkers and broke getting all the name-dropping mall-ninja crap. real mall-ninjas got to have that NAME. i think IRL the NAME of a brand is more in a MJ's brain that what that part/weapon is really made from or who made the damn thing--) LOL!

sort of like if a FIAT was the in thing all the fadders and trendites has got to have one--no matter how bad that car really is--

i digress--and stick to my cheap no-name shit--LOL!

PS i am waiting for some clown to make a NASA spc AR-15! i'll bet it is going to be PRICY to boot!--LOL

not real virgins, i just told her to say that so she wouldnt get fired.

nooo!~ the virgin that works here is well over 40! he is working on getting HIS green card!--when HE sobers a bit--

while i am here --take a look at the newest models and the new "wall-street pricing!

we have "the donald", the "newt special" , "the google and the brand new limited edition "facebook" edition AR-15 starting as low as $1,000,000 retail-and remember this is the only NASA space spec-ar-15 on the market!

remember ABV ar-15 are too special for even the "special forces" or "SEALS!"

only real certified NINJAS can even have one--

were having a special on "ninja" certification this week only $49.99!! credit cards gladly accepted!