Speaking of pockets, I've got a monkey in mine.

I was at the local hardware store picking up some items for a project and found this:

I had to have it.

C'mon now could anyone here resist having a monkey in their pocket ?

Rather a handy-dandy little item with a bunch of functions
1. Flat blade screwdriver.
2. Bottle opener
3. A "flat" Phillips screwdriver. (yes, really !)
4. A micro screwdriver for those who are sportin' spectacles.
5. An opening for five hex head nuts / bolts.
6. Orange peeler. I hate having an orange with no way to peel it.
7. A "lock slip" for unlocking most interior doors.
8. Letter opener.
9. Ruler, albeit a short one both inch and metric
10. Last but not least, stick a credit card in it and you've got a kickstand for your phone
So you can read Survival Monkey anywhere you go !
I am not affiliated in any way with the manufacturer but thought this worth passing on.

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