Month: December 2006

I met John Albright at a webmasters convention. He knew I was doing teen themed blogs and he wanted some help picking a girl to headline his new network, Teen Dolls.

I told him to ditch the glamour and mainstream ideas of beauty. Everyone has plenty of girls that are Pamela Anderson clones, we don’t need anymore. Everyone has your average hottie… A girl who was probably a cheerleader at some point and was always thought of as beautiful.

Weeks went by and finally I got an ICQ message. He had found the perfect girl to headline his new network, Alyssa Doll. I took one look at her and I was blown away. She was perfect in every way!

Alyssa is quirky and full of energy. Personally I think that is a big plus. Lets be honest, when we go online looking for porn we want to have an experience we can’t get from our wives and girlfriends… You don’t go looking for a mistress who is boring and dull, you look for someone younger and full of energy, like Alyssa Doll.

Along with her great attitude, Alyssa has a rock hard body. Her skin is flawlessly tan and she obviously tans in the nude. A big plus because I have plenty of sunshine around my pool in the backyard. I can just imagine her on a raft wearing a skimpy bikini... The water droplets all over her beautiful skin. Her top coming off and her pert tits standing at attention. Her nipples as hard as rocks…

AlyssaDoll.com updates with fully nude content on a weekly basis. Alyssa takes requests for themed shoots directly from her members.

If you need a new girl in your life to start the new year right, try Alyssa Doll on for size!

This here is Dakota South. She is hawt. My money says she is from South Dakota but I could be wrong about that.

Dakota is a teenager with way to much time on her hands. The perfect girl for you. You can read her diary. Watch her pose and makeout with her friends. Tell her what to wear and what to do. She is all yours!

Her website DakotaSouth.com updates twice a week with sizzling footage. The videos are downloadable. She sucks a mean sucker!

Rookie Babe.com… Are you like me? Do you prefer to buy albums from bands that can create a CD that you can play in its entirety in your car stereo? Rookie Babe!

No, I don’t have a fucking stutering problem smart ass! I am just letting you know about Rookie Babe. One of the only sites I let rebill because every girl on the site is an 8 to a 10. There are no ugly bitches here. None…

OK, so a particular girl might not be your "type." So what… At least you don’t have to look at a red headed step-child in a line up just before youFleshlightyour cock to death.

Maybe you don’t like Asians like Mai. Perhaps you don’t have a yearning for her small tits or her tight asian pussy. Maybe you are into large breasts and blondes. No problem, pal, Rookie Babe has girls of all types, latinas, ebony, European, Indian…. You name your type and they have several of them.

How can this be? Well, RookieBabe.com updates daily. Yes, I did say daily. Rookie Babe videos, photos, screen savers, wallpapers, E-cards, so much activity it will blow your fucking mind.

Rookie Babe will have your cock knock’in and your balls a’rockin. You will be wondering, "Why didn’t I see this site before? Why did I waste my money on other bitches? Why did I fall for daily updates in the past when the updates were 50% ugly as fuck bitches?"

Because douche bag, you didn’t bookmark Virgins19 or Rhino’s Girls and so you have no fucking clue about what you are doing. You have been letting your dickhead make the decisions.

NO MORE! Get your Rookie Babe pass and put your cock where it belongs, inside a Fleshlight. You can thank me later.

I am not real hot on blue-eyed blonds… Don’t get me wrong, they don’t turn me off – it’s just that they are so cliche and maybe I am a rebel. Call me a non-conformist, an outcast or just plain stupid…

Call me what you will but I have to say, Dena here is a blond bombshell. While I wouldn’t give Pamela Anderson the time of day, I would give Dena a spot in my bed anytime.

Dena’s face reminds me of Kirsten Dunst. But with brighter eyes and a better smile (if that is possible). While her ass isn’t thick and round, it isn’t boney either and it caps off some shapely long legs. Dena’s tits are’t really big either but, they fit nicely in the palms of your hands.

Unlike most blondes that look this hot, you can almost imagine Dena in a wet t-shirt contest in Ensenada. Or maybe posing for Playboy in a college girls issue.

Of course that is all the more easier to imagine since she is posing for Rookie Babe and that is how we are getting a glimpse of her nakedness right now.

Good’ole RookieBabe.com… As if during the Holiday Season we didn’t have enough to do, they go and tempt us with over nine and a half hours of video and over 10,000 photos featuring over 100 models! Those rat-bastards! You’ve got to love em!

Each girl at Rookie Babe is profiled with questions and answers much like Playboy does to their centerfolds… Only more questions and those questions go deeper into their psychi. They also have E-Cards that you can send to your friends (for Xmas) and the girls are active on the bulletin board.

The babes also attend activities on behalf of the website. So you can actually meet these girls face-to-face. Past events include pictures and signings at Teddy’s (in Hollywood, CA), Lingerie Bash at the Playboy Mansion and Girls Night Out (Wet T-Shirt Contest) in various locals.

RookieBabe.com knows you have a lot of shopping to do and they respect that. So they are going to give you a 3 day pass for only $5.95 so that you can buy the full membership after Christmas. But, if you are one of those people with money lying around, I would suggest you go for the 3 Months at $49.95 and pick up the free DVD in the process!

The DVD is loaded with 15 Rookie Babes and it rocks! The video is crystal clear and the girls look like they are having a blast. You should view the trailer. The video includes the original girls, Nadia, Athena, Kelly, Cara, Nikki, Kaylee, Isabella, Arianna, Dorothy, Mandy, Cristal, Amber, Ashton, Valerie and Crystal.

And if you like blondes, pay special attention to Athena, she is a stunner!

Emily looks younger than she is… a lot younger. But rest assured, she is over 18 so you won’t have the cops knocking at your door for looking at her, though I am not responsible for your jealous wife. Emily18.com is some what about youth and innocence and a lot about Emily sharing her naughty secrets with you.

Her website screams personality. You really get a sense of who she is and what is important to her. Obviously looking cute is very important to her. Emily is turned off by guys who don’t respect girls but one of her turn ons is dirty sex talk!

So are you one of the lucky guys who can walk the fine line that leads into her panties?

When it comes to lesbians, there is only one website I turn to… OK, there are two websites I turn to and one of them is Sapphic Erotica. The website I always have to double check the spelling on because it just seems off a bit. (The other site is We Live Together).

You might be wondering why I enjoy SapphicErotica.com so much or you might have figured it out on your own by watching Sandra and Brooke getting it on. Sapphic Erotica is more than just a lesbian site.

Not only do you get to see chicks getting it on, but you also get to see HOT babes getting it on. That is important because anyone can buy licensed shitty content of ugly chicks making out and call it an update and I’d be willing to bet this weeks paycheck that enough surfers would buy that load of horse crap in enough numbers to make it more than profitable to do so…

Sapphic-Erotica.com believes in quality. Everything is shot in high definition and every girl in the scene is completely and totally fuckable. No if’s and’s or but’s about it, they are extemely fuckable!

To bad too.. Because they are lesbians so you aren’t gonna fuck a single babe on this site. But hey, that is the point? I pose that as a question instead of making it a statement on purpose. I want to joggle your noggin.

I personally don’t like men in my porn. Sure I can pretent I am he and all of that shit but – nope! I don’t want to see a mans ass or back or muscles or anything that isn’t feminine.. Homophobic? Sure… I guess I am… So when I flip on the porn I prefer the entire scene to be made up of women… Wall-to-wall fuckable bitches!

Sapphic Erotica is perfect for guys like me! They are also in the top five websites that lesbians prefer to view. So there must be something right about Sapphic Erotica if that is the case!

The webmaster, Bailey (a man) is one of the coolest blokes on the face of the Earth. I met him at a convention once and I also met him as a customer a few years ago. In both instances he was a stand up guy and very easy to talk to. He even used some of my suggestions in a shoot once. That is a cool motherfucker!

To me Sara is a perfect representation of a girl I once dated. Sara has green and hazel eyes. A nice sexy mix that draws you into them. Especially, when she is kneeling infront of you.

Like my exgirlfriend, Sara has a nice thick shape to her body. Chunky here and there but not fat and no ripples. Nice because it makes for some really nice curves… like the curve of her ass, the fullness of her pert tits and the slight bump in her stomache reminding us she still has some baby fat.

My ex used to get on top of me and gind her hips into me. With all of that extra flesh it was a nice full feeling. Grabbing that wide ass and working my cock into her pussy was a dream come true. She was my fifth sex parter and it seemed that she was built for having sex.

Now that I have a password to SaraSexton.com, I can re-live those days of youth. That is one of the greatest qualities of porn. You can cheat without cheating and without knocking another bitch up… And you have to admit, $29.99 a month is the cheapest a bitch is ever going to cost you… especially when you are cheating!

But Sara Sexton isn’t a bitch… She doesn’t nag at you or put you down… infact, she lift you up… so to speak… You also get access to 65 other websites that are full complete and frequently updated websites. These are not bonus streaming video feeds but real websites.

Sara adds new content to her website every week with new pics and videos. And remember, the other solo girls in her network also update weekly too! This is a win-win… win.. win.. win.. win… situation!

Like Latin women, Asian women have skin color all year-round and retain it even in their nether regions. They also have long, sexy, brunette hair.

Asian girls have dick sucking lips. A quality normally attributed to the ebony crowd. And Asian girls know when to keep their mouths shut

But unlike African and Latin girls, Asian girls have small frames. Mostly they have small tits with a few exceptions and women under 25 are usually petite. Perhaps that is part of the draw. A girl you can fuck and then throw into your shirt pocket, out of the way.

This barely legal Asian beauty is from 88 Square. I am not certain where they picked that name up from but I think it is from thumbnail gallery posts (TGPs). Back in the day bandwidth cost a bundle and monitors had shitty resolutions, so 88×88 pixel thumbnail previews actually looked huge. Now they look like shit… Unless they have an Asian in them

At 88 Square you get access to a treasure trove of Asian content. They shoot everything in high resolution. You can see the attention to detail in the photos above.

Most of the girls at 88Square.com are from Thailand. I don’t know what they are feeding their women, but they sure make some awesome babies!

A big draw for the site is that it is more than just porn. It is poetic in its use of color and visual cues. You probably have never joined a REAL Asian site before; Mr Chews Asian Beaver is NOT a REAL Asian website. Sorry to have to be the one to tell you so… 88 Square is the closest you can get to a real site and still be able to read it.

We have only six more days until the new year so I thought I would help you out by suggesting a New Years resolution idea.

If you haven’t received a panty job yet in your life time then I suggest you do! Ashley from PantyJobs.com is going to give us a demonstration. I picked Ashley for this panty job demonstration because I feel she has some nice qualities.

Ashley likes to moan even though she is the one giving the panty job. That is very important. Guys like to hear a girl moan even when he isn’t touching her. Call it sensory overload. Normally sensory overload is a bad thing, in this case, it is a great thing!

Speaking of bad things gone good, Ashley doesn’t have pert tits. This can be a bad thing. But in her case it is actually a good thing. Imagine squeezing the same sized tits but sitting on her chest like wine glasses. Not a whole lot to squeeze is there? Now imagine Ashley’s tits in your hands… You can really clamp down on those fuckers can’t you? Sensory overload at its finest!

Ashley is a college girl. This can be construde as problematic. But don’t worry, this is only a problem when a girl graduates and gets a career. Right now Ashley is perfect. She is a newbie and waiting for instruction. Willing to try new things even if public knowledge of her sexual activities would be embaressing. We have Ashley right where (and when) we want her!

Ashley uses lots of lube when she gives panty jobs and that is important. Even soft panties like satin can feel caustic without lube. She starts out slow and squeezes your cock a lot. Ashley is an expert at sensing what you like and don’t like and she is eager to please.

One thing that sets Ashley apart from most girls is that Ashley swallows. Ashley dives right into your cock meat and unabashedly slurps your jism like it is crack cocaine. Who wants to give her some sex candy?

Ashley and all of her friends give panty jobs with weekly updates at PantyJobs.com. I personally give this website a 10 based on the fact that it covers all of the bases.

The girls are smoking hot and hail from around the world. They come in all shapes and sizes. All hair colors and lengths. Short, tall, chunky and petite. Blue eyes, brown, haizel and green.

I am a pervert. Luckely for me Pacino is a pervert too. Pacino is the guy who runs Pacino’s World. A one stop shop for all things perverted… so long as they center around hot latina girls!

Again, I am lucky, I enjoy hot latina girls so much I am dating one. There is something about a girl who keeps a tan all year long that is appealing to me. Lucia, above, is one of those appealing girls. She has soft big tits and a nice curvy shape to her.

Can you imagine how nice it would be to slide your dick up between those tits? Jesus… PacinosWorld.com covers all of the bases. They dress the girls up in some very flatering outfits. Lucia here is wearing one of those ‘rack-tops’... It really accentuates those big tits! She also has on some see-thru panties. This is almost to much!

At PacinosWorld.com you get updates three time a week. Girls range from topless to completely nude and more girls are added to the rotation monthly.

Perhaps one of the best qualities of Pacinos World is that you get access to all of his websites he runs…. So, if you have an eye for Latinas, you had better get your ass in there now!

There has never been a better time to be a man (or a bisexual woman) than right fucking now!

The Milton Twins were great and the Simpson Twins weren’t bad either but the Texas Twins have all of the qualities that make “the third time is a charm,” ring true!

One look at the picture above and it is obvious that this website was set up to exploit all of the things a warm blooded man would fall for. Not just one but two hot blonds… Not just any hot blondes, but twins!

Now mix that in whit a lot of kissing and fondeling and clit licking and you have a real Texas rodeo.

OK, now wait… The twins don’t kiss each other… That’d be incest and that is illegal. These girls don’t touch each other, but they do masturbate infront of each other and that is one hell of a sight to see!

At TexasTwins.com you get these two tiny tits youngins and all of their friends. It’s a bit like having your cake, and eating it too. You get both WMV and MPEG format videos. You also get high definition pictures to accompany those videos.

Go ahead, make the Texas Twins your own personal christmas gift. Twin lesbians tag teaming their friends shaved boxes is something only a few lucky guys get to experience in their lifetime! Why not be one of the few that do?

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