The first review I wrote for a general audience was a movie review for my high school newspaper, The Inkspot, in 1993. I was co-editor of the paper that year, and that was the beginning of a long relationship with newspapers (which only ended just last year). I joined the staff of The Daily Illini in the fall of 1994 during my freshman year of college, where I discovered the Internet, which had just started to become graphical and mainstream (although I would get my online reviewing start in the text-based Usenet).

Jammer completes his website’s mission with the posting of the review for TNG’s series finale, “All Good Things.”

As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I actually reviewed the seventh season of TNG previously, in printed booklets that I never posted on the Internet (and never will). Jammer’s Reviews as you know them didn’t start until the fall of 1994 with DS9‘s third season. The official launch of my website came in March 1995, some 18 years ago. On the Internet, that’s an eternity for a niche hobby publication. Just ask the hundreds of other hobbyist website authors from the 1990s who have long since hung it up. That was before “blogger” was a word. I guess I’ve been a blogger since before the term for it existed. (Read more…)

The final leg of TNG — not counting the series finale — beginning with “Journey’s End” through “Preemptive Strike” revealed that the writing staff was at least contemplating the end of the series, with four of the last five regular episodes featuring notes that hinted at some character-related closure, albeit without making any drastic changes to the series’ status quo.

Ro takes on an undercover mission out of loyalty to Picard in “Preemptive Strike.”

These episodes include a final check-in with Wesley Crusher; the last word on Worf’s son Alexander (until DS9 several years later); Picard learning that he might have a son when that possibility had been long ago been seemingly decided; and the fairly atypical (by TNG standards) turn of events surrounding Ro Laren. With the exception of that last outing, these episodes were middling endeavors that struggled to balance plot and character effectively.

Then there was the odd man out of this particular leg, “Emergence,” which seemed more like it belonged in the previous run of weak episodes alongside “Masks” and “Genesis.” Perhaps the less said about it, the better.

Anyway, dig in. My next post on TNG will wrap up this project with the two-hour series finale, which I think just about all of us can agree on.

Worf mentor’s Ensign Sito in TNG’s “Lower Decks,” an episode that revealed that our characters actually are mentors to other characters rarely seen.

At least there was “Lower Decks.”

Entering the slightly-past-halfway point of TNG‘s seventh season, “Lower Decks” is the proverbial diamond in the rough. It’s a really good diamond (one of seventh’s season’s best, and a TNG classic, for my money), but it’s within a stretch of episodes that are really, really rough. This stretch of episodes (if you start with “Homeward”) might perhaps cumulatively be TNG’s lowest point.

When you have “Sub Rosa,” “Masks,” and “Genesis” all within five episodes of each other, you realize just how much TNG was starting to go over the cliff in its final season. I don’t believe it ever quite did — it had enough good to great episodes to make up for that, and of course we had that finale, which we’ll discuss soon enough — but after seeing both the highs and lows of TNG and seeing what the series was capable of, it’s hard not to be hugely disappointed in many efforts in its final season.

This stretch of episodes contains some that are really quite un-good. But I must say that un-good episodes make for reviews that can be awfully fun to write.

After this, we enter the home stretch (and I may live up to my hopes of finishing before year’s end after all) in the Fall of Season Seven — as well as the Seven Long Delayed Years of Jammer’s TNG Reviews.

So, here we are, passing the halfway point of TNG‘s seventh season. Will I finish before year’s end? I’m not sure, but even if I don’t, it will be soon enough afterward.

Riker gets a second chance to right a years-old wrong in the TNG classic “The Pegasus.”

Here are five more episode reviews, including reviews for two of the season’s best episodes, as well as two of its worst — including one of the series absolutely worst hours, which is — spoiler alert and drum roll, please — “Sub Rosa.”

“Sub Rosa” is one of those strange things. Even though it is certainly one of the worst episodes in the Trek canon, it has that strange characteristic of being one of the most enjoyably awful episodes of Trek. There’s something to be said for the unintentionally funny.

Of course, we also have one of the season’s best episodes in “The Pegasus,” which manages to be the type of episode that really strikes the right balance of all of TNG‘s best individual pieces and tones.

Anyway, have at it, and I’ll be back with “Lower Decks” and more in hopefully a week or so.

I had planned to post a batch of six reviews in this latest update, but I got pulled off-track in my reviewing schedule. So I don’t have the six. Just three. I’ve actually been sitting on these three reviews for a few weeks now. But seeing as my last review post was more than a month ago now, I thought I’d better get something new out there.

The Enterprise is saddled with an interstellar speed limit after the events of “Force of Nature.”

So here are reviews for TNG‘s “Dark Page,” “Attached,” and “Force of Nature” — a 1-for-3 stretch of shows with two of them rather … not good. So it goes.

Because I need to write enough text to fill this space running alongside this image, I’ll ask this: You know what else is not good? Donald Trump. The guy is a self-promoting bloviating toolbag of stunningly epic proportions. It’s amazing that the media still takes him quasi-seriously, considering that everything he says and does boils down to being a commercial for himself as a brand, but displaying about 100 percent less self-awareness than any brand would ever dare.

But you know what’s good? Stephen Colbert satirizing Donald Trump. The bit in this video is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks.

Welcome to the Fall of Season Seven. With any luck, our trip down TNG memory lane will be finished before 2012 is, and with it will be the end of an artificially prolonged journey that started way back in 2005.

Lore makes his final appearance in the less-than-thrilling “Descent, Part II.”

This is actually not the first time I have reviewed the seventh season of Star Trek: The Next Generation. This is evidenced by my postings on the SOS ranking website, which I must say I am happy still exists after all these years. It’s been out here even longer than I have.

For the record, I disavow all of the ratings for TNG season seven that are on that site. I had forgotten that I had even posted them. While some of the ratings will probably match up with the reviews I am now writing, others likely will not. (To prevent bias from my past self, I am not even going to go look at them now.) (Read more…)

I’ve posted the last three reviews of TNG‘s sixth season. And thus ends my Summer of Season Six.

The Borg return in a badass ship that isn’t a cube in TNG’s sixth-season finale.

Stay tuned for the Fall of Season Seven. And I’m not phrasing that in some ironic double-meaning kind of way as to imply that season seven will somehow fall down. Because I wouldn’t do that.

OR WOULD I?

Find out soon. I’ll be back with more reviews in a week or two. I’m not planning to take a break between seasons. I’m planning to dive right on in and keep this moving.

After all, I’ve got to finish TNG before the world ends in December. At the pace I’m on since starting season six, I’m not on track to make it. Damn you, Mayans! You have denied me completion of my entire-Trek-canon review — something that has been in the makings since right after I graduated high school!

The last time I posted feels like quite a long time ago (discussions of the Priceline Negotiator notwithstanding), probably because, well, it kind of was. Right after my last TNG update, I got pulled into a fairly significant homeowner project that occupied a very busy couple of weeks, which somehow derailed my entire writing process. I don’t know what it is, but keeping things going sometimes feels like a freight train. It’s all about the momentum; as long as it’s moving along, it keeps on moving along. But once it stops, it’s somehow hard to get things going again. Suddenly I looked down and six weeks had gone by.

Riker is trapped in a mental ward. Aren’t we all.

I think it’s just me and how I operate more than anything else. But anyway, here are four new reviews for my continued and nearly complete Summer of Season Six. I should have the last three reviews finished next week to close out the summer, after which I’ll take on season seven in the hopes of still finishing TNG by year’s end.

As summer ends, I must say I’m sad to see it go (as I always am), despite this year’s ridiculous heat wave. The funny thing about August in the U.S. is that it is most definitely a transitional month. At the start of it — even though they’ve been getting shorter for more than a month — the days are still quite long. But by the end of it, the descent becomes so apparently rapid, and you realize that fall, and by extension, winter, is on its way.

There’s some essay in here about endings and death and all that bullshit, but I’m not going to be so pretentious as to embrace it. Hell, I shouldn’t have been so pretentious as to even mention it. I should’ve just thought it and then called it a night. But I didn’t. Sue me.

I’ve posted five new reviews for TNG’s sixth season, including what I’ve always gathered was a fan-favorite, “Tapestry.” I’m sure my less-than-perfect rating will get me excoriated by those whose days I just ruined by not agreeing that this was the end-all-be-all of TNG, even though I like the episode a hell of a lot.

Picard gets the opportunity to change key events in his youth in “Tapestry.”

Or perhaps there are people out there who agree with me that “Tapestry” is a standout episode, but not as profound as some people make it out to be.

Hey, I could be one of the people who is wrong on this one. And the flip side of the coin: There might be people out there who hate “Tapestry,” although I severely doubt those people are nearly as numerous as those who love it.

Bottom line is: Thanks to the Internet, we can find all ranges on the spectrum, and most important, we can discuss it all in the comment sections. Of course, since these are the Jammer’s Reviews & Blog comment sections, I know the comments will be absolutely first-rate, without the stupidity and flame wars that show up in a lot of Internet comment areas.

Oh yeah: This batch of reviews also includes Die Hard on the Enterprise. Let’s have at it people. Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Riker!