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That's unformatted Spam. This is Spam that happens when a dictionary plant blows up and by pure chance turns into a new language dictionary (with a purely ingenious grammatical system) for certain Klingons and unsuspecting Data Interfaces to understand.

Spam is divided into 5 generations, each divided according to its unique history and members...

0th / 1st Generation

2nd Generation

3rd Generation

4th Generation

5th Generation (Present)

It's really important to note that these events can never repeat themselves again. ever again.

[0th / 1st Generation](??? - April 2010)In the beginning there was nothing... nothing but the mere clicks of the OC. And then the inevitable happened. It was the unknown yet mysteriously genius people of ancient civilization of Lemuria, who decided to give way for a Spam section. It was, at the time, in an old forum, when there was no such thing as black and black, and the forums were covered in white.

The important thing is that there were "2 Generations of Spam"... there was the 0th Generation, ruled by the REALLY old people like Lord Panawa, etc. (please expand on this) and then it happened...in June, 2009, a massive apocalypse hit all of Spam. Yes, and just like that, Spam did reset. While it didn't really had an effect on its prevailing style at the time (being English / European humor), this is the first recorded instance of a real generation, dubbed by me (personally) as the 1st Gen., or by other people as the Old Generation. It was the time where notable people, namely, Kenny, simmen, melfice, brent, Numair, alexanderkitty, redroin, Oracle, Zudamar, Routhy (now Tom), Son, and many many others who ruled Spam with nothing short on an iron fist, ruling Spam with so many wars and so many religions. Just take note of Pie'nism, Melfinism, Cak'ism, and many others. Don't forget the other reset that occured merely 6 months after it. (maybe I'm wrong. simmen, edit this part)

Edit Log

Spoiler:

(06/09/11) ronelm2000 made first edit.

[2nd Generation](April 2010 - August 2010)It was already predicted that there would be a time when Spam would eventually die out, given the circumstances. They knew that there will be a time when people would start leaving Spam for RL (it does not exist I tell you ) So, simmen, Kenny and Zudamar compromised for this, advertising Spam especially in the times of 2010. This, in April - May, eventually came to be the 2nd Gen, a different band of people with very different styles from the 1st Gen (Neo-Japanese). These people included, DemonSlayerThe3rd [Note: she (according to declared gender) is actually from 1st Gen and the only hybrid to actually change styles from Old Gen to Neo-Japanese], ronelm2000 (me), DoOrDie, Soirem, IQ, ZeR47, goldenpaw, empirebattles.org, and inco... and of course many many many others... This came along with the arrival of heap loads of pointless topics, which includes and is not limited to: counting games, lots of pointless chat topics, anime-style RPGs, and so on. This, along with confidential issues within the other side of BD (DemonSlayerThe3rd is involved), eventually led to the Great Spam War, with me, DemonSlayerThe3rd, ... on one side, and Kenny, Winters (alexanderkitty), Venstro, ... on the other side, causing quite a large amount of casualties, including DemonSlayerThe3rd's "permanent" leave and "permanent" ~ indefinite is better ~ banning of two frontier members of their side: me (on the Neo-Japanese side) and Winters (on the Old Gen side).

On the bright side, it was also the time (near the end of 2nd Gen) where the Great Day, Spam Day (or Spam Week) lead by the glorius Zudamar original King of the hill and his assistant Simmen, occurred. It brought over many members to Spam, most of which now became the 3rd Generation.

*fixed*

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