SEO,Yoga Pants, Hot Pants, The Female Butt…

Yoga pants (short and long) are back in style this spring in Pittsburgh. Yoga pants are those skin-tight, usually black pants of some stretch material that young women and not-so-young women have been wearing in Pittsburgh. I’m sure yoga pants are not just a local style; but once again the female butt will be on full display in Pittsburgh as the weather gets warmer. Yoga pants are the sexiest version of female pants to hit the market since hot pants.

Yoga pants made the local news. Some local highschool district somewhere wanted to ban yoga pants because they were a distraction to the boys. Local women’s groups responded by saying this was another example of women being blamed for bad male behavior.

The Old Soldier is not making this up.

The story faded away. I do know that because of yoga pants the female butt was on full display today in Little Italy. I stood at the window in Armand’s, sipping on a couple of draft beers, trying to come up with a blog post for today as I watched women in long yoga pants jog and stroll by on Liberty Avenue. It’s a sunny, warm (around 70) day in Pittsburgh and I mused on who was or was not wearing underwear under her yoga pants. Some women definitely were wearing underwear. Did this mean the other women were not wearing underwear?

Just because I’m old doesn’t mean I’m dead.

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Well, yoga pants were not the only thing I had on my mind. As usual I was thinking about how to increase the readership of this blog. Here are the tags I will use in every post to get better SEO (Search Engine Optimization).

erotic flash fiction

gangbang stories

Pittsburgh

blog

tips

money

sex

Guy Hogan

And the focus term for this post is “yoga pants” which must be in the title and repeated several times in the post.

My promotional campaign on Facebook and Twitter continues.

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This is the Old Soldier reporting for the Pittsburgh Flash Fiction, a blog of culture, local interest, creative writing, gangbang stories and erotic flash fiction.