David, with his uncanny Sanders impersonation, thanked supporters for the surprise upset in Michigan's Democratic primary on Tuesday. He then apologized for his supporters making Facebook feeds "so, so annoying."

“I mean, I love my supporters, but they’re too much, right?” David said. “I’m great, but I’m not five posts a day great. With all due respect, get a life.”

This week in politics was a gold mine for the show, which has a long tradition of lambasting presidential elections. And with so much to satirize, how could one possibly choose a single event for the cold open?

Well, you don't. Ben Carson's endorsement of the GOP frontrunner and the controversy surrounding violence at Trump's rallies were also lampooned in the opening segment as CNN's Jake Tapper, played by Beck Bennett, checked in with the candidates.

"Breaking news right now, we're getting word now of yet another incident of violence at a Donald Trump rally," Bennett's Tapper announced. "Apparently the victim was this man, Dr. Ben Carson, who was attacked moments ago by an angry mob that mistook him for a protester."

Hammond scolded his supporters as the retired neurosurgeon held a "classy" Trump steak over his eye.