Mighty Quinn: June 24

The PBR Softball Team from Long Island is ranked No. 1 in New York, No. 2 in the Northeast and No. 4 in the country and will play in the World Softball Championships (July 16-19) in Orlando. Tomorrow, you can help ease the team's financial pain when Faddy Malone's, 3120 Hempstead Turnpike, Levittown (516-470-1944) hosts a fund-raiser. $30 at the door and you drink free from 8-11 p.m. And, no, the fund-raiser isn't to raise beer money for the trip to Florida. Daddy Faddy Malone will provide plenty of that.

"This team is loaded (with talent)," said fellow Newser Matthew (Matty Pins) Lipack. "It's an All-Star team from Nassau County."

Just A Hunch"First at Belmont, #7, Mighty Irish, this one's for Mighty Quinn. Second at Belmont, #5, Artie's Chapter, This one's for Big Artie (Mighty's horse racing expert). Bet these horses at your own risk. Both of these guys have never been described as WINNERS. Poor JR."