What happened to Lara Flynn Boyle? Apparently after hitting the red carpet she quickly chucked her shoes, which you can see behind her. And what’s up with her face? She should be the poster child for bad plastic surgery!

Jack Nicholson, you lost your big chance. Lara Flynn Boyle is off the market! The bony beauty got hitched to Donald Ray Thomas on Sunday Dec. 17 in a small ceremony in San Antonio, Texas.

“She said she was ecstatic,” says a source. “She also said she was so happy that she could barely breathe!”

Lara got married in Donald’s backyard of his house in San Antonio and by Monday had checked into a small boutique hotel nearby where they had reserved the Penthouse Suite, also known as the honeymoon suite.

“They came in around 9 p.m. and ordered two Dos Equis,” says a source.

“They were very nice and seemed so thrilled to be married. They kept talking about how they were over the moon and were in bliss. She was beaming and he was full of energy, kept going on and on about how happy he was. She said she was going back to Los Angeles but that she was going to eventually move to San Antonio to be with her husband and then commute to L.A. when she needed to for work.”

The marriage must have been somewhat sudden because they didn’t even have rings ready for the ceremony.

“Some guy came to the hotel on Monday night to drop off their rings,” says the source.

“The next morning they came down to the lobby both wearing their rings. She looked gorgeous. Thin and pretty, in jeans that were tucked into her tall boots and a gorgeous sweater coat. Her hair was in a ponytail. She had big lips, but they didn’t look weird, they looked nice, and she had tons of freckles, which I didn’t expect because she doesn’t look that way in photos. She was gracious and warm. Sweet girl.”