Anthony Weiner — Offered Lessons On Proper Penis Pic Etiquette

Exclusive Anthony Weiner“s odds of becoming the next NYC mayor are shrinking faster than his schlong on ice … but not to worry … he”s being offered lessons on how to sext, without destroying his career.

Since the sexting scandal broke last week Weiner has dropped several points in the polls … been publicly scolded on national TV and as of Sunday, his campaign manager up and quit.

Not all hope is lost … Trent Silver, the CMO of Silver Visibility — a media marketing company — fired off a letter to Weiner offering the co”s services to get his campaign back on track with a “dose of PR Viagra.”

Specifically in the letter, SV says their experts “will teach [Weiner] the proper way to use social media so [he] won”t get caught with his pants down.”

SV suggests using Snapchat — a photo sharing app where pictures destroy themselves — so that Weiner”s “dicktures disappear in six seconds rather than [his] political career.” It”s a great app.

SV also says they can help train him on the “finer points of sound bytes” … which is code for, please stop sticking your foot in your mouth.