Carrie Ann Inaba declared that this is week two of “Dancing with the Stars” and she expects to see more than just choreography — she wanted creative choreography from committed “Stars” and an emotional reaction to each performance.

And yet, when she was given exactly that, Carrie Ann slammed the routine.

After wowing the crowd in the season premiere, Disney girl Chelsea Kane brought her A+ game with Mark Ballas’ impressive jive that was not only outside the box, it blew up the box and used the parts to create a bigger, stronger, better box.

Which was Carrie Ann’s issue — she, and Len Goodman, felt that their jive featured little to no jiving. And while the judges did each praise the routine’s entertainment value before giving it a low-ass score, I can’t get past the fact that a crowd pleasing performance would garner such abysmal scores while other, much less enjoyable outings, ranked better.

Check out Chelsea & Mark’s jive while I take a moment to let the anger subside.

While I understand that ballroom dancing is the point of “Dancing with the Stars,” I think the judges need to recognize that this show exists to entertain and Chelsea delivered, hands down, one of the most entertaining routines in “DWTS” history. So, the fact they slammed it, while (over)praising Chris Jericho’s cookie cutter quickstep [watch] only reinforces the dance show dominance of “So You Think You Can Dance!”

Elsewhere the early leaders continued to separate themselves from the pack, with Ralph Macchio delivering a phenomenal jive [watch], Kirstie Alley killing the quickstep [watch] and Hines Ward emerging as this season’s stellar sportsman with his quickstep [watch].

That left poor Sugar Ray Leonard shadow boxing in the dark since his super stiff jive won’t have anyone running for the phones [watch]. And while I don’t think they’re in danger of elimination, Kendra Wilkinson [watch] & Petra Nemcova [watch] need to do better next week in order to keep on in the competition

That leaves Wendy Williams, Romeo and Mike Catherwood in danger of being eliminated. And truthfully I could see any of them going home since none of their routines were ovation worthy. Hell, they weren’t even good enough to warrant a golfclap. But I think people are starting to like Mike, so they could easily overlook the fact his jive was a little frenetic [watch].

Wendy has an enormous fanbase (or so she says), so there’s a good chance they’ll dial in to keep their girl quicksteppin’ on the show [watch]. My prediction for tonight’s first elimination is rapper Romeo.

Not only was his quickstep underwhelming [watch], but I find his personality totally off-putting and kind of annoying. And I can’t be the only feeling this way. I mean, they judges are already on my side and I think his partner, the amazing Chelsea Hightower, is too. But she’s a lady and would never say such disparaging things. I, however, am not above putting him on blast.