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On February 15th, 2013 at 3:20 UTC, a hunk of rock the sized of a double-decker bus slammed into Earth's atmosphere over Russia at roughly Mach 60. You probably saw it on YouTube. The rock exploded, and the shockwave that resulted shattered windows, knocked down doors, and made the locals think they were under some kind of missile attack. Savvy entrepreneurial farmers dug their fingers into the holes in the fresh snowfall and pulled out blackened bits of the bolide, and collected them just for you.Chelyabinsk Meteorite Fragment - Own a piece of Earth history!

Littlefinger has taught us all that controlling the coffers of Westeros gets you a powerful position in the Kingdom. Be the Master of Coin in your own castle with this set of Golden Dragon coins from the Game of Thrones books and TV show. Each coin set includes one coin each with the faces of Westeros royalty: Jaehaerys Targaryen, Daemon Blackfyre and Joffrey Baratheon, each pressed from a hand-engraved steel mold.A Song of Ice & Fire Golden Dragon Coin Set - Faces of royalty

Nowadays, roughing it doesn't mean running into the woods naked, covered in camouflage paint, with a knife in your teeth. Now it means driving up to a well-traveled path in the mountains, getting your tent, and, if you're really roughing it, going camping with a half-charged smartphone or tablet. Thankfully you won't ever have to face this terrifying problem again. Neither space nor outlet availability is an issue with the ChargePak 3!ChargePak 3 Port External Battery - Recharge in the woods

Boldly toast like no man has toasted before when your drinking is accompanied by these Star Trek coasters. Each coaster features a retro-inspired poster depicting one of the original Star Trek series episodes, from "Spock's Brain" to "Amok Time" and beyond. Because rings are for Saturn, not coffee tables.Star Trek Classic Art Coasters - We'll drink to that!

What would everyone give to have a fun, magical dog as their best friend to be at their side through all of life's adventures? Unfortunately, not all of us can be as lucky as Finn and Jake. But hey, you can still bring Jake home with you with this Adventure Time Epic Gassy Jake Game. Toss Jake back and forth in this updated version of Hot Potato, just don't get stuck with him when he lets one rip!Adventure Time Epic Gassy Jake - The Land of Ooo...oops I farted!

Some years you just can't make it to Comic-Con. Or maybe you were there, but didn't get around to seeing everything you wanted to see in all the craziness. We get that, and so we picked this up, cause we heard you wanted it: a limited-edition exclusive Futurama Destructor and The Gender Bender set created for SDCC 2013. Oh yeah. Commence preparations for rumbling!Destructor Gender Bender - Float like a floatbot

Star Trek is great for the drama and the human interaction and the learning about ourselves through others. But there are also the space battles. Sure they're normally in the movies or in just some episodes (hey, they're expensive to film), but they are always fun. And now we can relive those battles on any table top we find with Star Trek: Attack Wing. Pick your captain and crew, your weapons, and your tech upgrades, and then warp out into the battlefield known as space. Command the ship you've always wanted, and rule space the way you've always desired... in a nice Star Trek way, of course. Make it so!Star Trek: Attack Wing Space Battle Game - Fire phasers!

Baking a cake can be a tricky business. If you are a new baker or just concocting crazy recipes, the Nibble Cake Pan is the right cake pan for you. This innovative design includes a silicone cup on the side of the cake pan that lets you try out just a taste of your creation without disturbing the main cake. Because people tend to frown on it when you deliver a cake with one bite taken out of it. Not that we know.Nibble Cake Pan - Cake now comes with a trial-size

There's a weird world, and it exists inside the head of artist Brandon Bird. In it, Nicolas Cage is a snow monkey, Kelsey Grammar (as Frasier) is a member of the Fantastic Four, and Peter Dinklage is one quarter of the A-team. And now, this beautifully WTF? world is yours to color and cut out and give to others and stuff. Full of coloring pages, full color postcards, valentines, stickers, and more, this book is an insane trip through pop culture. Always wanted to build a zombie Gary Busey? Now you can. Forever long for a mask of Christopher Walken? Problem solved. This book could cure world peace, if only enough world leaders could get together and color Michael Bay. That would surely do it.Brandon Bird's Astonishing World of Art - Walken this way.

You shall not pass... by this item without taking a closer look. This incredible collectible statue of Gandalf the Grey from The Hobbit, manufactured by the same artists and craftspeople who worked on the movies, will give everyone who sees it pause. It stands over a foot high, cast in polystone, and features hand-painted details that make each statue unique.Gandalf the Grey Polystone Statue - Leader, wizard, friend