Category: Dude, Or Douchebag

I can’t tell if it’s just LA, but this carbon fiber wanna be business is out of hand. Exhibit A: This is a carbon fiber hood. Exhibit B– this isn’t: Guess which one’s a douchebag? Still fuzzy? Ok, let’s make is simple. If it’s a Volvo: It’s probably not. Actually that one looks a lot closer in the photo than it did in person. I’m gonna...

Historically, Americans have really been great at the racing stripe. You’ve got your 70s Camaro: That’s such a dude. If you don’t like that, there’s seriously something wrong with you. To the more recent Dodge Challenger: I even like how this one follows the path of the front intake nostrils (yeah, that’s the technical term smartypants), very nice. But guess who doesn’t really get...

Before I get too judgmental, let’s admit it, most of us have that SUVs just so we can see over the other SUVs. Not because we’re going rock hopping any day soon. And lots of women wear padded bras, so I’m not going to come down TOO hard on you dudes that add lifts, lights, tents and other useless accessories for the city dweller. Sometimes...

You know how some women look at a man’s shoes to figure out if he’s cool? Yeah, if that’s new information to you, fellas, you may reconsider those Topsiders. I’ll admit, I do about the same thing with wheels. You may not have a lot of dough, maybe you have a white SUV because that’s what you’ve had for ages. And then you do this...

Hint: this isn’t Dude. Dude, or Douchebag? –The MM series explained. Wondering how what you drive says about you? Let’s start with the basics: Prius= I care about the environment & don’t care if I drive like an asshole. Escalade= I’m card carrying Republican, active member of the NRA and my wife has fake boobs. 7 Series BMW= I worked hard for my money. Now...