The Blind Side, based on the book by Michael Lewis, is the fartwarming sorta true story of Michael Oher, a homeless African-American youngster from a broken home, taken in by the Touhys, a well-to-do white family. According to the trailer, the Touhys help Oher fulfill his potential as a huge black guy by introducing him to football and teaching him to smile and sleep in beds. And then of course there’s coach Bullock’s most important lesson, pretend the quarterback is your new white family.

In the end, Oher ends up petting Mrs. Touhy’s hair too hard and snaps her neck.

08.04.09 at 4:01 pm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

Alternate Title:

Sandra Bullock

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White Guilt

08.04.09 at 4:02 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

A homeless African-American youngster from a broken home?

How do you break a home if you’re homeless?

08.04.09 at 4:03 pm

Donkey Hodey

The full title is “The Blind Side of the Tracks”

08.04.09 at 4:06 pm

Donkey Hodey

It just goes to show you, if only everybody were rich, everybody could be happy.

08.04.09 at 4:07 pm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

@Pauly

You see the size of that fat motherfucker. If anyone could break a home its Gigantour over there.

08.04.09 at 4:07 pm

LordZnot

The Tuskegee Quarterback ?

08.04.09 at 4:09 pm

Donkey Hodey

Well, at least he’s not a midget hooker.

08.04.09 at 4:10 pm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

The Blind Side?

You’d have to be blind to enjoy this movie.

08.04.09 at 4:16 pm

Dick Trickle

She just brought him home for his bull cock.

08.04.09 at 4:18 pm

Shop 101

The fresh prince is Oher ?

08.04.09 at 4:18 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Oh man, I can’t wait for the scene where she tries to show him how to comb his hair and enunciate his words.

08.04.09 at 4:36 pm

Stone Soup

Teach him to football?

08.04.09 at 4:42 pm

Charlie Br0nze

I guess this arse gravy is the yin to Tucker Max’s yang. Awful. Just awful.

08.04.09 at 4:43 pm

ChinoMoreno

She helps him fulfill his true potential as a big black guy by getting him into sports?? That’s very narrow minded of her. He could have also been a bodyguard or a bouncer.

08.04.09 at 4:43 pm

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ

Oher?

I hardly know her.

08.04.09 at 4:44 pm

Donkey Hodey

Break on through to the Oher side, break on through to the Oher siiiide.

08.04.09 at 4:47 pm

TengoDooter

I wonder if she puts purple drank in his lunch box.

08.04.09 at 4:49 pm

ChinoMoreno

In the end, Oher repays her for her kindness by teaching her how to balance a checkbook and keep a job.

08.04.09 at 4:52 pm

ChinoMoreno

Yeah, so Oher joins the football team. It was either that or the swim team…

08.04.09 at 4:52 pm

Donkey Hodey

So she teaches him how to do homework before she teaches him how to do fieldwork?

Man, the times they are-a changin’.

08.04.09 at 4:56 pm

Thunderdan

i like to think of her as sandra bullcock, for some reason she’s more attractive to me that way

08.04.09 at 5:00 pm

Thunderdan

im pretty sure all the extras in that one scene are played by lil wayne

08.04.09 at 5:07 pm

Donkey Hodey

I’d rather see a sequel to ‘Cast Away’ where Tom Hanks teaches a football love.

08.04.09 at 5:17 pm

Fek'lhr

I’d rather see Speed 3, featuring the epic tale of an obese guy from Iowa that gets His hands on some killer fucking barn-shed meth and ends up tearing Sandra Bullock in half by raping her on the dome of the Old Capitol building and impaling her on an American flag(pole)! OH WHA AH AH AH!

08.04.09 at 5:18 pm

Fek'lhr

The great thing about Speed 3 is that the Old Capitol building is like less than a block away from a Buffalo Wild Wings!

08.04.09 at 5:20 pm

B.K.

First the rich people, then the Canadians, now rich people again. Sandra Bullock, is nothing sacred? What’s next? Insulting Canadian people again?

08.04.09 at 5:32 pm

B.K.

(Please say it’s the Canadians again.)

08.04.09 at 5:32 pm

Vodka

Who does Michael owe? Oh, her.

08.04.09 at 5:42 pm

Donkey Hodey

His last name is an anagram for “hero” and hers is an anagram for “youths”

While there are some funny comments throughout this blog. There are also a lot of ignorant ones from people who haven’t actually seen the movie. It has all the components that make movies great. Action, comedy, and drama. Sandra Bullock plays an amazing role and for once a movie shows us how caring about other people can change lives. Not just of a black kid from the ghetto. Wake up people, the majority of you are ridiculous. And to the person who wrote this you suck.

01.01.10 at 9:10 pm

Jacktion!

While there are some funny comments throughout this blog. There are also a lot of ignorant ones from people who haven’t actually seen the movie. It has all the components that make movies great. Action, comedy, and drama. Sandra Bullock plays an amazing role and for once a movie shows us how caring about other people can change lives. Not just of a black kid from the ghetto. Wake up people, the majority of you are ridiculous. And to the person who wrote this you suck.