An 11-year-old girl named Alexis Waller wanted to see a boy in Jacksonville, Florida that she had met while on a family vacation two years ago.

The only problem was that she was all the way in Bryant, Arkansas which is almost a thousand miles away!

So the young lady scooped up ten thousand dollars from her grandmother's sock drawer, which is already strange that someone would keep that amount of money there, and walked out of the house in the middle of the night on December 5th.

She walked to a gas station, hitched a ride with a stranger to Little Rock, Arkansas, and then called and offered a cabbie an obscene amount of money to bring her to Florida!

The cab driver accepted the $1,300 that the little girl offered him, and later the cab driver said the girl had on heavy makeup and he actually thought she was 16 or 17! Which is part of the reason the cab driver is NOT in trouble after this.

A naked man snuck up into the upper are space of a women's bathroom at Logan's Airport in Boston and then came crashing down through the ceiling naked and that was the least violent aspect of this crazy story!

The suspect has since been identified as Cameron Shenk and he's 26 years old which isn't that old, but also old enough to know better than to do what he did next!

After falling through into the women's restroom, Shenk ran through the airport completely naked until he came across an 84-year-old man whom Shenk proceeded to viciously attack!

He bit at the elderly man's ear and hurt that body part bad, before he tried to choke the senior citizen out with the poor man's own cane!