For two days the temperatures have been milder and with every passing moment we are approaching fall . The bunnies love fall and love winter even more!! Right now they are digging (haha) the waterslide and patented bunnytown mister system.posted by JEFF HARTZER at 11:53 AM

Tuesday, July 29, 2003

Our Mothership, http://www.AquilaArts.com, has used the services of http://www.bravenet.com since the beginning of cyber time. It has come to our attention, that Bravenet has made some changes (change is the cyberspace constant)...Our guestbook, add-a-links and our mailing list are currently defunct.
Apologies and curse words.
Changes coming soon.
Now let us all breathe in s-l-o-w-l-y. The world is changing.posted by JEFF HARTZER at 5:36 PM

Thursday, July 17, 2003

A friend of mine recently brought over her new PDA which has a digital video camera inside. (As Dave Barry would say, "I am NOT making this up!") I shot a short "film" of Bunnytown, which included nary a bunny pic! Due to Albuquerque's current run of triple-digit heat (yes, that would be Fahrenheit), our lovely rabbit haven looks like Bunny-ghost-town. Not even fresh weeds can bring our hoppers out into the light of day!posted by JEFF HARTZER at 7:19 PM

Tuesday, July 08, 2003

Panda Bun with leaf accents

The Bunny Mistress is currently sporting a summer 'do. During the bob job, the hairdresser exclaimed that there was a whole lotta hair in need of some "product." Product?! My hair needs heroin? Turns out I've watched too many Lethal Weapon movies, as he who cuts but cannot paste was referring to hot oil treatments and the like. However, Panda and I have eschewed "product" and embraced our natural fluffiness. Panda is naturally the absolute pinnacle of softness!!posted by JEFF HARTZER at 1:15 AM

Wednesday, July 02, 2003

Ding, dong, the cat is gone!
The wicked, old cat is gone!

Yup, lately we've been hit hard with the ugly, occasional punch-in-the-face reality of having bunnies outside in a city where some people let cats run free and create feral cats and so on. I will spare you the details. Although rabbits in Chinese are "earth cats" and do indeed have a few feline habits, the two species are definitely on opposite sides of the "hunter-prey" dynamic.

Tonight, after amazing detective work, we placed a humane trap in Bunnytown and nabbed that sucker. The demon made sounds that would be appropriate for the next Satan tries to take over the world in the form of a somewhat famous actor only to be conquered in a shower of special effects by a much more famous actor B movie. At Bunnytown the humans celebrated with margaritas and the bunnies had big, fat carrots!

Of course, we had to wonder what the caged feline thought during its hour of incarceration surrounded by our gang of seven rabbits. "Ahhhh, they got me! It's Revenge of the Bunnies!!"

Maybe it thought of a rather infamous B movie (which is more of a "C") The Night of the Lepus, which we had the enormous pleasure of viewing this past weekend. Cheesiness practically dripped off the VCR! Rabbits covered in fake blood and drool (drool, I say!) running and leaping in slo mo ... What can I say? Does it get any better than this? Well, it would have been good if they had killed that whiny little girl in the end, but you can't have it all.

Meanwhile ...

Ding, dong, the cat is gone!
The wicked, old cat is gone!posted by JEFF HARTZER at 10:05 PM