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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

For the record, this did not occur in Scranton. It was in the suburb Taylor, just over the border. Scranton Police are far too busy arresting people who curse at their toilets to engage in such trivial matters.

It was all over the news here this morning, that and the fact that both Hillary and Barak will be here tomorrow. Apparently spreading sh!t was the theme of the news today.

obs, the paper is the Times-Tribune, the company that owns it is Times-Shamrock.

And I was extra careful putting my garbage out on the Scranton curb last night. It did contain used cat litter.

Thank you Layzeeboy for clarifying that. Also, it should be noted that Obama and Sen. Casey of PA went bowling in PA yesterday, and their total, TOTAL, was 118. Obama rolled a 37. As the AP writer said, they brought their "f" game to the lanes.

Now if the Clinton campaign slips him a beer in a dribble cup, he may completely lose the blue collar vote there.

I come from that area, and I well remember some of the odd things that happen. Like the first fire the town's volunteer hose company had to quell after the dedication of their newly built firehouse -- the newly built firehouse. As someone once said, I am not making this up.