Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half-light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet,
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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Friday, 15 March 2013

Today It Pip & Puddles Appreciation Day!

Today is Pip
& Puddles (The Thelma & Louise of Blogville) Appreciation Day. So we bring you ‘Attack of the 50 Foot
Yorkie’! By Pip & ‘Poop Happens or Does It?????’ By Puddles from our 'Share It Sunday' Archive. Enjoy!

We finally made it to da vet's office and mum hads to go in withs Puddles poop
all overs her...bwhahahahaha...sorry but I has to laugh.
Ahem, okays, so I still hads to cares of my bidness ALL overs their floor.

Then they tooks me back to da Evil Chamber where da crazy vet tech lady
attempted to takes my temperture and I was all likes "Woman, don't you
knows my butt hurts????" Hers obviously didn't cares cuz her done it
anyways. I not has a fever.

Vet man (not my
usual vet dat knows where I lives) comes in and tests me furs intestinal
parasites. Well dat cames back negative...duh, cuz I was poisoned. Then he
gaves me a big ginormous shot and ya'll it HURT liked da dickens. Dat was da
furstest time I has EVERS jumped outta my skin from a shot.

Well da vet man starts blabbin'to mum dat me almost dyin' could be a number of
things and dat it was just real difficult to pin point. He said I could has
gotten into sumptin' (doubtful), could be a virus but him didn't think it was
dat cuz I didn't has a fever, OR da neighbor's could has very well thrown
sumptin overs da fence poisoned me. And there is a reason they would
has...they don't likes us.

Well by dis time my poop had turned to nuttin' but blood.
I pooped blood...OMD!
It was grody lemme just tells ya'll.
I thoughts mum was gonna pass out.

We was sent home withs more medications, sumptin' to coat my gut and to keeps
me from dehydratin', and some charcoal stuffs, and then some suffs furs da
vomitting.
Others than alls dat I feels purty good...NOT!

Soooooo, dat was my trip t da vet and so very much apologize furs talkin' bouts
my poops but I just thought ya'll should knows what happened yesterday and
please continue withs your hilarious comments cuz da Puddles do needs a laugh
today and lawd help, mum sure could use a laugh.

Oh and mum stayed on da couch woths me and Albert last night and hers didn't
gets much sleep cuz I kept kicking her her was worried so we
may be running late commenting...her is exhausted.

And Albert is doing way betters than me.

And I leaves
ya'll withs a foto of me...in my better times when I wasn't poisoned.

Oh Molly and Pip, THANK YOU for this wonderful surprise and trip down memory lane! My assistant was completely surprised and just about fell off her chair this morning! This was a wonderful surprise and I can't thank you all enough!!! Thank you! Thank you!

BWhahahahahaha...girl, you was part of dis too?!?!?! I am still in shock overs all these posts to celebrate me and Pip.I SOOOOOOO remembers dat post I done and I still laughs at my own drawin's...damn, I should has been an artist. Oh well a comedian will work too...hehehehe.Thank you so much fur dis special post and furs you wonderful furiendship. I am so honored to be your furiend...nows, can I has a beer? Please tells me it ain't a Japanese kind...out of a vendin machine...bwhahahahahaha!

The poisoning must have been before my time cos mags passed out when she read this thinkin that her puddles was gone or something like that...whew we are so glad she is okay, and Mr. Pip well we just loves him alot!!stella rose and mags

Molly you have made mom ROTFWTIHE (rolling on the floor with tears in her eyes).This is absolutely hilarious! OMDs I had forgotten about Pip turning into Pipzilla and Puddles pooping on her Mum. Perfect tribute to the two P's everyone lovesHugs Madi your BFFF

Hi Molly sorry i didn't post this sooner, my silly mummy forgots!! here is the link to the post i would like you to host http://miloslifestory.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/great-day-out.htmlThankyou for doing so and i will comment on monday like you said!!!! Love Milo :)

Pees- Kirby if you sees this comment thankyou so much for nominating me!!!!

Molly....I do not recall ever reading this story about Puddles!! It must have been during my absent days!! Sigh.... ;)Thanks for sharing it!! ;opLove, Raelyn.... Plus Rose, my BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE "Mystery Dog"!!