An argument about "Democrats and Republicans" after a game of naked beer pong, resulting in a smashed door. At least they are more mature and rational about it than than the people on the fark politics tab.

You need to be more focused on your goals. She is already agreed to play a game where at least one of you is going to get naked this is not the time to get distracted by who was the best 20th century British Prime Minister or what was the root cause of WWI. Eye on the prize

nicoffeine:GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 200x150]Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

The great thing about that line is that anyone with any reading comprehension could figure that from what they've already read.

The naked man, 19-year-old Jamar Darnell Thomas, explained he wasn't wearing any clothes as a consequence of losing a game of beer pong, police said.Beer pong is a drinking game, and Thomas apparently was playing a version that requires the removal of clothing.

Do Journalism degrees require some sort of associated English proficiency?

Speaking from experience they don't require any form of "proficiency". Can you occupy time/space? If handed a brief/audio-clip/youtube video can you type/re-type something and direct the audience to some form of social media? Here is your press pass, now go get us some pictures of Spiderman stories!

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

beefoe:This wasn't very interesting when it was posted last month either.

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

Merry Christmas!

OK, I'm actually the idiot here. This is a separate beer pong assault. Congress should do something about this heinous crime wave.

beefoe:beefoe: This wasn't very interesting when it was posted last month either.

MODs, I heard about this thing called "the Google" where you apparently can look things up on the intrawebs. How about you take six seconds before you greenlight an article and go to the google and type "Fark" + in the box in the middle of the screen. (Just to be clear, I don't literally mean type the text, "" but rather type the actual headline of the article.) If you get a match it's probably because it was already posted. Yes, that means you shouldn't then greenlight it. OK?

Merry Christmas!

OK, I'm actually the idiot here. This is a separate beer pong assault. Congress should do something about this heinous crime wave.

Some derptastic comments and responses on that site. People upset that the girlfriend wasn't arrested for slapping him and getting angry when someone else points out the difference between a man getting slapped and a woman being thrown into a mirror.