Month: July 2016

New problems, new segments and new sound effects! Life’s conundrums resolved, including strip club issues, pillow case issues and even Mummy issues. Bernard and Tony try to find the silver lining in even the worst situations and Tony reinterprets the lyrics to another classic 90’s pop hit. Massive shout out to SoundVilage for providing most of the…

Despite referring to himself as a hedgehog, Bernard was all fired up to make this episode to blow Cousinocracy into the stratosphere… and then rants on about his rediscovered favourite fruit. Finding friends advice given via song, Tony tries to talk a clumsy fellow into becoming a shut-in before taking the show to new lows, and…

Bernard finds it hard to follow his own advice, although much of this is probably due to Tony’s constant baiting. Wedding etiquette, dealing with idiots & mail malfunctions are all covered in-depth as well as the return of the critically acclaimed segment “Lyrical Breakdown (we’re breaking down the lyrics)” If you enjoyed this at all,…

Our first Email question arrives! Bernard almost manages to hold back his incessant need to think the worst of people, and we make the most niche joke yet. Email us your problems – cousinocracy@gmail.com Subscribe on iTunes

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COUSINOCRACY | Advice you never needed

All the advice you never needed

Two cousins, Bernard & Tony, have been telling others how to live their lives for years.
Now through the magic of the internet, this wisdom can be spread to the entire globe (excluding North Korea.)
Send them your life issues, the problems, the situations you need advice on and you may get an answer.
Not necessarily a good answer, but an answer all the same.