I really need some help!!

Could someone call me and walk me thru several things?? I guess my house email is not mixing with gmail, don't really know. PLUS I downloaded sms pop up and it hasn't done a thing. I even emailed my gmail from work.....notta! Sent my home email and work email.... notta!! If I could just get some smart person to walk a dumb person thru it, I would so much appreciate it. we could even email each other!!! Please let me know and I will be glad to tell you how to get in touch.