Dodge Chanclas Using These 7 Kung Fu Tricks

Tired of living under chancla domination? Tired of always being afraid of when the chancla will strike you on the back of your head? Tired that your mother seems to be getting better at aiming? Maybe you should turn to the teachings of Kung Fu and the great masters Bruce Lee and Wong Jack Man.

The ancient Chinese art of Kung Fu believes in your power to use energy around you and your opponent’s energy to become stronger. Wiser and stronger against la chancla!

6. Make the first move

7. Lose fear

The chancla is only as powerful as your fear for it. Let go of the fear, embrace Kung Fu and show your strongest side to diminish your opponent. Your confidence is your best weapon.

But since you still have to learn a lot before you can master all these techniques, go watch Birth of a Dragon and check out the story of Bruce Lee and Wong Jack Man inspired by a true event, so you can warn everyone at home that you are one step closer to mastering Kung Fu.