Hello NATHILIUS! I am PROFESSOR OAK, a world renowned expert it Pokémon. Today you become a real Pokémon trainer! First, pick a name for my grandson who is also your fiercest enemy. His name is DOUCHE? OK then.

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Please pick a small animal to journey across the entire country unsupervised with. You picked SQUIRTLE, the water type? And you, DOUCHE, decided to pick BULBASAUR, the grass type, just to piss him off?

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One last thing, NATHILIUS, remember to look out for pedophiles. They're all over this damn country.

Hello NATHILIUS! I am PROFESSOR OAK, a world renowned expert it Pokémon. Today you become a real Pokémon trainer! First, pick a name for my grandson who is also your fiercest enemy. His name is DOUCHE? OK then.

​

Please pick a small animal to journey across the entire country unsupervised with. You picked SQUIRTLE, the water type? And you, DOUCHE, decided to pick BULBASAUR, the grass type, just to piss him off?

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One last thing, NATHILIUS, remember to look out for pedophiles. They're all over this damn country.

Hello NATHILIUS! I am PROFESSOR OAK, a world renowned expert it Pokémon. Today you become a real Pokémon trainer! First, pick a name for my grandson who is also your fiercest enemy. His name is DOUCHE? OK then.

​

Please pick a small animal to journey across the entire country unsupervised with. You picked SQUIRTLE, the water type? And you, DOUCHE, decided to pick BULBASAUR, the grass type, just to piss him off?

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One last thing, NATHILIUS, remember to look out for pedophiles. They're all over this damn country.