Crime Scene Scarf

No one can say they weren’t warned when you’re wearing this scarf the looks like yellow crime scene tape!

There’s probably some half-smart Marilyn Monroe or Jack Kerouac quote we could use here but everyone knows that crazy people are more exciting and we don’t need words from drug-addled pop culture figures to prove the point.

The crime scene scarf screams loud and clear: “The person inside this piece of cloth is a walking disaster area! If you choose to ignore this warning and engage in conversation, everything that happens after that is on you!”

The scarf itself is thick and soft. It’s bright yellow (obviously) so be prepared to stand out from a crowd. The words on the scarf read CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS in all caps.