My fear of eating in the bathroom while having a dump is contamination and the smell doesn't make food too appetizing! Blech! I prefer to have sleep and sex in the bedroom. Good sleep hygiene you know!... Really, it's just because the crumbs bug the shit out of me. And if you're going to have food with sex, do it in the sex room so The sheets don't get stained. Who am I kidding... I only wish I had a sex room!!

Eating in the car is very crumby!! But I always throw out the trash! .... Why do people leave the wrappers and shit in the back seat... Did they not say to never leave anything in the back seat. It attracts robbers!

My fear of eating in the bathroom while having a dump is contamination and the smell doesn't make food too appetizing! Blech! I prefer to have sleep and sex in the bedroom. Good sleep hygiene you know!... Really, it's just because the crumbs bug the shit out of me. And if you're going to have food with sex, do it in the sex room so The sheets don't get stained. Who am I kidding... I only wish I had a sex room!!