Get a Grip.

Somewhat at a loss for words here. First item of note – why did they not hire Shamwow dude? “The first improvement…since the 1880’s? (repeated 2X’s)?” Vince “Offer” Shlomi could give better copy than this. Something like: Never have a boring movement again. Being an ass is no longer out of reach. Good to know Carrie Prejean landed a new gig quick.