Well we're living here in Allentown
And he's driven all our lives in to the ground
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
I was happy and my life was good,
getting married like a dentist should
roasting marshmallows on a stick
I got ****ed in the ass by a girl with a dick
and we're living here here in allentown
but they're taking teddy's finger now
and i'm pretty sure i'm going to lose my shit
and shoot allen in the face.
Then shoot myself.