Our government's bad nough, but now I've got Neil representing me on an international level too?! If we create another set of representatives called the "House of Smart-asses", he's got my vote for sure!

Please! We're one step ahead of you. We're called "The International House of Smart-Asses," thank you very much! We make a mean Punster Pancake, if I do say so!

And, I thank you for your vote: I'll be sure to carry out my duties as your representative with aplomb and verve (not to mention a few OTHER cool-sounding words, as well).

No matter what we do: we HAVE to be better than those fellows over at Capital Hill, sleeping off their latest bender!