Origins of the Name

"Tiltowait" is a 7th level Mage spell from one of the first computer games, an ancient early '80s classic: Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord. It annihilates all monsters with a "pure blast of nuclear fusion", obviously making it an instant hit with any sort of geek into such things. I'm apparently not the only greying nerd present, because there's also a "Lahalito" in-game.

Trading Stuff

Horoscope

You find a magic apple!
You place it on the ground and wait.
After a while a Worm wonders into view. It ignores you totally and eats some of the apple. A noise startles you and you look behind you. When you look
back both apple and creature have gone.
Thinking back, you remember your mother telling you that you were born under the sign of the Worm!
You lose a Magic Compass.

Other Pets

Proteus, a giant dung beetle given to me by Azuaron, prior to his retirement.

Caprinae, a quantum sheep shared with somebody whom I forget.

Somewhat, a familiar I just recently got from a witch.

Hunt for Sertularian

I owe Sertularian 2k. It's chump-change from him shystering me into financing his guild's teleporter. Jeeze, make one joke...

Ha! I found Sertularian skulking around the trading post in Earth City and returned the 2000 shiny gold insults to my dignity. Today, Monday 6/9/08 at about 20:00 GMT, is officially Find Sertularian Day.

Great Drops

Biggest Drop Ever

You slay the Skull Gull.
You gain a Mug of Coffee (proper).
You gain a Copy of Red Planet.
You gain 3 Fire Crackers.
You gain 4 D6s.
You gain a Sun Stone.
You gain 2324 Gold Pieces.
You gain a Field Glasses.
You gain a Magic Bean.
You gain a Vault Talisman.
You gain a D20.
You gain a Copy of 'I'm Still Standing'.
You gain 2 Mall Talismans.
You gain a Pair of Magic Boots.
You gain an Earth Talisman.
You gain a Fire Talisman.
You gain a D8.
You gain a Magic Ruby.
You gain a Brave Star.
You gain an Air Talisman.
You gain a Water Talisman.
You gain 25 Skull Gull Skulls.
You gain a Spikey Ninja Throwing Star.
You gain a Small Map.
You gain a Copy of 'I'm Coming Out'.
You gain an Emerald Athame.
You gain 3 Mugs of Coffee (decaf).
You gain 67 Quarrels.
You gain 4 Palantirs-as-you-go.
You gain a Glass Sword.
You gain an Air Stone.
You gain a Magic Opal.
You gain a Breakfast Club.

Jackpot!

You slay the Bling Wraith.
You gain a Gold Bling.
You gain 28 Quarrels.
You gain a Misril Bling.

Jackpot! Mk 2

You slay the Bling Wraith.
You gain a Gold Bling.
You gain an Iron Bling.

12 Days of Xmas

You slay the Partridge in a Tree.
You add the trophy to your case!
You gain 8 Brown Candies.
You gain a Bottle of Brandy.
You gain an Exotic Cocktail.
You gain 2 Bottles of Whisky.
You gain a Christmas Cracker.
You gain 20 Purple Candies.
You gain 9 Orange Candies.
You gain 12 Pears.
You gain 9 Yellow Candies.
You gain 12 Green Candies.
You gain 7 Black Candies.
You gain a Bottle of Sparkling Wine.
You gain 7 Pink Candies.
You gain 3 Bottles of Gin.
You gain 13 White Candies.
You gain a Measure of Serenity.
You gain 5 Red Candies.
You gain 10 Blue Candies.
It was full of cool stuff! And giblets. Ugh.
You are filled with festive cheer. Happy holidays from Cities! Peace on earth, and death to all monsters.