Folks, this battle is turning out to be a real humdinger. And, after a few days of business-as-usual — in which the top-seeded guys completely demolished those ranked lower — yesterday, we had a real live honest-to-God upset. And things are about to get even more interesting.

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It really should come as no surprise that people like to have sex in the shower. You're already naked. It's steamy. Clean-up is a cinch. And so, Shower Sex, the number 6 seed, washed away Tittyfuck (11). Down the drain you go, Tittyfuck. Sorry.

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The real drama was in the Chocolate Conference. Snooty and refined Soufflé, favored to win (the number 6 seed), was completely deflated by the number 11 seed, Hot Chocolate. Perhaps Hot Chocolate tastes like childhood, like the comfort of a warm blanket after a long day of sledding. Maybe Swiss Miss and her bouncy marshmallows swayed the vote. Doesn't really matter: The upset is real. Hot Chocolate is a winner. Soufflé was last seen oozing sadly.

Today we've got two more really interesting games. First, Spoon Sex (3) vs. Rimjob (14). Spoon sex — in which both parties are lying down and stacked together like spoons — has a certain closeness, a cuddly intimacy — going for it. Then again, if you like to get your salad tossed, well, surely you can get behind that vote, and spread the word about the spine-tingling sensations to be enjoyed.

Meanwhile, Cake, the number 3 seat in the Chocolate Conference, is rested and ready after the epic Cake vs. Pie battle of '10. Cake is sizing up number 14-seed Chocolate Bunny and thinking, I got this. But don't underestimate the power of the Bunny. Sitting there with those big ears that beg, bite me. We've seen Watership Down. We know that bunnies are no joke.