What is Apple doing? This is ridiculous!

Yet another copycat has appeared, and this time they have stolen the name, the icon and the app description. They even claim to have been the #1 app in the US and Japan just like I have in my description!

My lawyers will have fun with this one!

Is there something I’m missing with the legalities of doing this sort of thing? I’ve filed for registered trademarks but the process takes 1-2 years. After contacting Apple’s legal department (AppStoreNotices@apple.com) they have not responded or taken action.