After cracking a joke that her hubby, James Righton, is now drinking for two, the actress complained:

"When can I drink? Please? I just want a margarita!"

Don't worry, Keira — your time will come soon enough!

Oh, and if you think Knightley has some crazy birth plan up her sleeve, you're mistaken.

The Imitation Game star revealed:

"There isn't an option to sort of keep it in, is there? So, I'm assuming my plan is to get it out. But apparently there's more to the plan than that. I don't know what that is. Still, my plan is to get it out. It will come out."

Ha! We think that's the PERFECT plan!

But, wait!

At the end of the segment, Ellen was kind enough to give Keira the most HILARIOUS baby gift EVER! Check out the present (below)!

DeGeneres, you're a genius. We can't think of a more flawless gift!

Even though you won't be able to drink at the February 22 Oscars, Keira, we're sure you'll still have a fab time! Good luck with the rest of your pregnancy!

Well-placed sources tell us that Donald Trump Jr. and his wife, Vanessa, have been having marriage troubles for many, many years. In fact, we're told they almost broke up prior to her recent divorce filing because Don Jr. engaged in an extramarital relationship with Aubrey O'Day after she appeared on Celebrity Apprentice in 2012!