Okay, although I know you will all
probably hate me for getting sidetracked, this is a oneshot. So shut
up.

"Okay! Get
ready for.... INVADER ZIM IDOL THINGEE!" exclaimed a tall,
raven-haired teen with glasses, who was standing on a box. "I am
your host, Johnny! And, due to budgeting problems, I am also a judge,
plus, you know, I write this shit."

Zim scoffed.
"Man, you humans are SO cheap!"

Johnny twitched
angrily, and proceeded to throw Zim out of a window. "Okay," he
said with a sigh. "Here are your other two judges: First, Caro!"
He pointed at a tall girl with long blonde hair and glasses.

"Hi," she
said smiling.

"And that other
one: Keef!" He waved a hand to the Keef we all know.

Just then, a
knife was thrown, and hit Keef in the forehead, killing him. The
audience looked and saw none other than MQuinn1234 standing up.

"DIE, KEEF!!"
he shouted. The crowd began to clap. "Thank you, thank you! It was
my pleasure, folks!" he bowed and sat down.

"Now what?"
asked Dib, pushing his glasses up.

Caro and Johnny
were both poking Keef with sticks. "Huh, wha?"

Dib sighed. "One
of our judges is dead!"

"No he's not,"
said Caro.

"What?! Yes
he-"

Johnny dragged
Dib over to the judges' table where they both stapled him to a chair
and laughed like crazy people.

"Okay," the
Asian sighed, taking a HUGE gulp of his coke. "Let's try this
again."

"First
contestant," declared Caro, "is Tak."

"Girl, get your
scrawny, green ass out here!" (Johnny was trying, and failing, to
sound like Randy)

"I'm NOT
SINGING!!" protested Tak, with a look so scary it was hard to
argue.

"O..okay..."

Johnny shuddered.
"Th.. Then... Gir!"

The little robot
stepped out onto the stage. "Heeello!" he said cheerily. Then he
sang a squirrel song. At the end, it was Johnny's turn to go first.