The fully-uniformed Knicks star stood eerily still in a shooting position as one patron after another approached the inanimate — or so they thought — figure. One guy even pretended to block the shot before Anthony sprang to life.

“Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!” yelled the not-so-waxy Anthony, which prompted the speechless man to grab his chest. His female companion, on the other hand, found her voice as she screamed and flailed about.