I am a paid shill for both Hillary and Trump. You wouldn't believe this sweet deal I've got. I'm like a double agent. I get 2 cents every time I say
something nice about Hillary, so I comment on her excellent "people skills" and "youthful, energetic appearance." Same deal for Trump, so I talk up
his "excellent complexion" and "amazing hair."

Trump's hair appears to have become a meme, so I'd say I'm succeeding.

In fact, if any of you want to send me extra money for doing such a great job, I'll gladly take it. I'll start a GoFundMe Account.

The Democratic Party is one of the two major contemporary political parties in the United States, along with the Republican Party. Tracing its
heritage back to Thomas Jefferson and James Madison's Democratic-Republican Party...
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Someone should tell Augustus that it's "Dolly" Madison, and not "Ashley" Madison.

I thought his comment was about party affiliation. Jefferson was a democratic republican which bears no likeness to either of those parties today.
Any more than today's republicans are the same party as Lincoln. I didn't think the wife comment was what he had issue with.
Maybe you're right.
Now I'm going to look up Ashley Madison.

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