"Owl," said Rabbit shortly, "you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest - and when I say thinking I mean thinking - you and I must do it." - A. A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner

I used to be an Evil Clown. And I probably still have a bit of that going on but I try to keep it in check.

Got a bit of Jekyll and Hyde going on. Closer to a Rottweiler Puppy than a Big Dog. Also a bit of Yuk Yuk. Definitely been viewed as a Jerk. Elements of Stealth. In some cases, I'm a classic Lurker. I've been called Loopy by more than one person. On at least one forum, I've morphed into Target.

On occasion, I have demonstrated Big Cat tendencies. Also Ferrous Cranus, unfortunately.

Warriors often underestimate Toxic Granny's fighting abilities. She can be very aggressive, and because of the deference paid to the elderly, not only does Toxic Granny easily attract allies to aid in her defense, but her foes are reluctant to employ their strongest weapons against her. Prudent Warriors avoid confrontations with Toxic Granny because there is ignominy in defeat and no glory in victory.