More attractive with money

Tori Spelling and her husband Kevin Federline Jr were in New York promoting yet another season of their dumbass show yesterday, which, who is watching that sh-t so that it keeps getting renewed???

Anyway, the rumour is that she’s pregnant with their 3rd child because she’s been wearing flats whenever she can and she’s not as sickly thin right now as she’s been in the past. There’s something about these women who end up with a man who used to be married to someone else, Tori and LeAnn Rimes, it’s a similar frame. Like bones. What’s that about? I’ve a feeling they sleep lightly, you know what I mean?

Can I direct your attention to the crazy wonk happening on Tori’s chest? Specifically on her left side? What is happening there?

It’s amazing the sh-t that becomes palatable with money.

I play the gross out game all the time in my head. Jacek thinks I have a problem. It might be a little neurotic. Like I’ll look at a public toilet and imagine someone forcing my head into it and wondering how much I’d need to be rewarded to make the experience less vile than it would be. Or the most hideous man on the plane, with pit stains and a sadistic leer, and I’ll come up with a world peace condition, a hostage release agreement, some monumental dollar figure, that would make that, you know, almost bearable.

But KFed Jr seems like he has to work a lot. A lot more than he bargained for. And not the kind of work he was hoping for. I’m not sure that would be enough for me in the romantic equivalent of the public toilet and her tits. I mean, he thought he’d have the easy life and it turns out his life is still about the hustle. All these children he has to be responsible for, all these cameras in his face just to be able to live in a decent home, but not a sick Hollywood style home… it’s not a lot different from what he was doing in Toronto before he bailed on a brand new adopted baby daughter. That’s the part I find hard to get over.