So son, have they made you a meme yet? That Grignak is a meme, Convay Tvitty is a meme, and, who is that -
Uncontrollable Diarrhea McCoy, Lastochka.
Even that unpleasant little orphan boy Vomit.
Ve don't know he's an orphan Lastochka -
Go on, tell me he has a mother. And you, Worf? You can't have some quirk or sexy habit like the assless chaps?
I AM NOT WEARING ASSLESS CHAPS.
Come on, Worf, let Mama embroider you a nice pair of assless chaps.
I have all the specs and diagrams at home!

Worf: "I do NOT understand. I was raised by Russian jews, but I do not have the accent, nor do I exhibit the same cultural idiosyncracies."

Troi: "That's you checking out my ass, that's you slapping it on the way out of the briefing room. That's where you said, in front of the Admiralty no less, 'Nice caboose, toots', that's where..."
Picard: "Your point being..."
Troi: "It's a clear case of sexual harrassment!"
Picard: "In the future, we've evolved beyond the need for sexual harrassment lawsuits."
Troi: "Don't make me slap you upside the head."

Worf: Get out! I wasn't doing anything!
Helena: It's okay, Worf. It's natural for a young warrior to polish his bat'leth every once in a while.
Sergi: In fact, I did it this morning in the sonic shower.

Troi: You see, those bastards at TrekBBS keep making caption contest jokes about my driving.
Picard: Well, counselor, you have to admit that your track record isn't exactly superb.

Worf: Get out! I wasn't doing anything!
Helena: It's okay, Worf. It's natural for a young warrior to polish his bat'leth every once in a while.
Sergi: In fact, I did it this morning in the sonic shower.