Ann Coulter is not a comedian

(Photo taken and photoshopped by John Aravosis of AMERICAblog. Freaking hysterical! He’s an incredible photographer. Check out his blog for his calenders that include some of his work.)

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Ann Coulter’s security detail has beat up a conservative who wanted to ask her a couple of questions. More about this at the end of this post, but first, let’s have a recap of Ann Coulter:

I find it so hysterical when the right wingers of this country who support Ann Coulter say that her words shouldn’t be taken seriously because she’s a “stand up comedian like Al Franken or other political comedians”. (Oh yeah, okay! She’s just like Al Franken! Spit.) They think by saying this about her it will take the heat off her remarks. Well, Americans are sick and tired of her. She is not a comedian, because if you watch her in action, she never cracks a smile, her face is always angry looking, and you can tell she is dead serious about what she is saying.

“God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”—Hannity & Colmes, 6/20/01

To a disabled Vietnam vet: “People like you caused us to lose that war.”—MSNBC

“Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let’s just call it for what it is. They’re whores.”—Salon.com 11/16/00

“I think [women] should be armed but should not [be allowed to] vote.”—Politically Incorrect, 2/26/01

“If you don’t hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don’t love your country.”—George, 7/99

After 9/11/01, Coulter put down the widows of those murdered that morning and has even went as far as suggesting that Justice Paul Stevens should be poisoned. Now she’s calling John Edwards a ‘fa**ot’, which is an emotionally charged term and it’s enraging people rather than making people laugh. She’s not a freaking comedian! She’s a hateful bitch!

It goes farther than this though. Her posse (the people/men in her life who would lay down and die for her literally) are bigger thugs than she is.

Here is an excerpt of an email I received from Lydia Cornell yesterday laying out what happened when a conservative friend of hers tried to ask Ann Coulter a few questions:

Just a few hours ago, my friend Dan Borchers (conservative Christian who is writing a book about Ann Coulter’s “extermination speak”) was bodily wrestled out of CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) by 4 of Ann Coulter’s bodyguards (two claimed they were CPAC security.) They staged the whole thing, followed him with a camera, cut his hand, tried to pry his name tag and credentials off from his neck, physically WRESTLED him out of the hotel, and shoved him. Why? Borchers couldn’t get a straight answer out of the four guards, except “you are not permitted to be here.” Borchers recognized the most hostile guard as Ann Coulter’s longtime body guard.

His crime: asking a question of another author (Mark Smith) about Ann Coulter, and about the Paula Jones case. Borchers spent money, bought tickets, took time off work and traveled from Maryland as he does every year, to be at CPAC. He is a lifelong Republican, a conservative military veteran, whose only crime is being morally offended by the way conservatism has been ruined by people like Coulter who indulge in hate speak. He believes it is his moral obligation to bring attention to this, and that “evil triumphs when good men do nothing.”

Borchers is the most mild-mannered, humble Christian. He is critical of the way Ann Coulter has “mainstreamed extremism” and has written articles about her. He accused her of plagiarizing her early books, and at the CPAC conference two years ago, he tried to distribute press kits calling for coulter to stop her hate speak.

The news needs to know about this. More to come.

Outrageous!!! The disgusting behavior of Ann Coulter and her posse needs to stop! It’s bad enough that the thugs from Little Green Footballs or Free Republic go after blogs such as Lydia’s by hacking and refusing entry because they don’t like what she or anyone has to say about Coulter (last I knew it was a free country and free speech still abounds, but the actions of the Coulter Freaks tells me they don’t give a flying rat’s ass!), but resorting to violence to keep anyone from asking her a question is disgusting, vile, and not funny and it’s JUST ONE MORE REASON TO NOT BELIEVE ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT SHE IS A COMEDIAN!

She’s not a comedian and she is not funny. When conservatives of this nation are tired of her, that is an indication that most of America is. She should no longer have a public outlet to spew her hateful racism, bigotry, death threats, and outright anti-American rants. If she hates the 9/11 victims, then she hates Americans. It’s very simple. She and her posse are dangerous and they’re not funny. Al Franken is funny because he takes truths and adds a humorist twist to it. Ann Coulter takes outright lies and tries to make them funny.

73 thoughts on “Ann Coulter is not a comedian”

Right you are Chris. They’re not funny. Can you imagine Hitler standing up on a stage and doing jokes about the suffering of the Jews at his hands? Well, that’s what Ann Coulter is doing. Those who clap for her are just as bad as she is. Jackboot lickers…

The heart of the matter is one of definition for a comedian. 1) actor in comedies 2) writer of comedies 3) amuses others with funny talk and actions. Ann Coulter is not a comedian, but rather a symbol for what the Republican Party stands for: Hatred, Racism, and putting good people down. She is the pitbull from hell.

Great description Ox. When conservatives start denouncing her, that is a good sign however. She is vile and does spew the hatred, racism, bigotry, and radical mindset of the base of the GOP and if she no longer represents their views, they need to publicly speak out and denounce her!

If they don’t, then we can safely assume that she is still their idol. Americans will continue to revolt.

She has also stated that she used to be a democrat. Bullshit!! Another vile lie coming from her Christopher….

Does Al Franken has a posse of bodyguards? If he does, it’s not because of his remarks, it because of the thugs who support and love Ann Coulter and other cult wingnuts of the GOP!!!

They’re dangerous people. These are the same people who are gearing up to incite violence at the March on the Pentagon protest in a couple of weeks. Cavemen can’t use words to get their point across…they use clubs. Dangerous and despicable human beings (if you can bring yourself to referring to them as one!) they are….

It was a troll from Free Republic who sent out fake anthrax to Keith Olbermann! This is how the cult of the GOP acts. They’re dangerous people. Hell, they’re in our government/military too because the anthrax attacks on our nation right after 9/11 came from our military (it was Army-grade anthrax and only two places in America could refine anthrax to the level it was during that week) and went out ONLY to ‘liberals’ in the media and democrats in the Senate! It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out that it was the right wingers who sent this out and killed Americans. The Ann Coulters, the Pat Robertsons, the Michelle Malkins, and the Jerry Falwells of our nation applauded this! The mailing of the anthrax was their “proof” that our nation was attacked on 9/11 ’cause of the liberals’.

Like my blog states….”don’t piss down our backs and then tell us it’s raining!” because we’re not stupid!!!

Ann Coulter years ago blamed the soldiers for losing the Vietnam War (her comment is in my post above and is bolded). I wonder if she feels this way now about the Iraq occupation? Huh! I bet she doesn’t. She’s too busy blaming the ‘libruls’ for everything…

I remember that Christopher and it was just a cover up for the AG and others to spy on Americans (whether on their phone or on the Internet). Funny that some of the employees working for Homeland Security to ‘combat pornography’ were filmed by MSNBC coming to the home of a young teenage girl to have sex with her! Pedophiles are working for the AG, but that’s okay….the AG isn’t really going after the Pigs of our nation. They’re going after those “evil peace groups”!!!

Coulter is single. She has dated Spin magazine publisher Bob Guccione, Jr. [16] and conservative writer Dinesh D’Souza [17] She owns both a condominium in Manhattan and a house, bought in 2005, in Palm Beach, Florida. Although she claims that usually she lives in New York, she votes in Palm Beach and is not registered to do so in New York.[18] She is a fan of the Grateful Dead,[19] and some of her favorite books include The Bible, Wuthering Heights, Anna Karenina, most true crime stories about serial killers, or anything by Dave Barry.[20]

oh, and mann coultergeist thinks women shouldnt vote.

During an episode of Politically Incorrect, she said: “I think [women] should be armed but should not vote… women have no capacity to understand how money is earned. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it… it’s always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care.” [100] [citation needed]She also once said: “It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 – except Goldwater in ’64 – the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.” [101] [citation needed]

heres a few more coultergeist quotes..

“If you don’t hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don’t love your country.”—George, 7/99

“We’re now at the point that it’s beyond whether or not this guy is a horny hick. I really think it’s a question of his mental stability. He really could be a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for Americans to ask whether their president is insane.”—Equal Time

“I think we had enough laws about the turn-of-the-century. We don’t need any more.” Asked how far back would she go to repeal laws, she replied, “Well, before the New Deal…[The Emancipation Proclamation] would be a good start.”—Politically Incorrect 5/7/97

“The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.”—Washington Post 8/1/00

I’m gonna have to give up hallucinogenic substances… the things I wake up to!

Now THERE is a sight for sore eyes… the Medusa herself, alight upon one of nature’s finest carnivorous flora! She’d better hope that over-grown cabbage has eaten recently! Irish tradition has the little people appearing every now and then, perched upon plants… is it possible that our heroine hails from the Emerald Isle, or is merely a Klingon stand-in for a spin-off of “Carrie?”

It’s really too bad. Pity that someone with the ‘potential’ for not disappearing when they turn side-ways would be so brainwashed as to support the cabal she adores. I personally know someone who is a lot like her, and is intelligent enough, but completely brainwashed. I can tell you from experience that even if Bush were to fess up to and tell her, “Really, Annie, it’s all been a joke… serious! You can relax now!” she’d just look at him with that vacuous glare she has when cornered, and then proceed to eviscerate him!

She’s in it for the mayhem and not the man… are a river full of crocs there for a cause, or just to kill en masse and have a good time while you’re at it?!

Does any of this make sense? If it does, tell me how… I gotta go find some black coffee… excuse me…

Coulterguist is just the front for the reichwing to say what they really mean, flip flopping politicianc like Giuliani and Romney can’t cause then they might have to STAND by a statement they make instead of telling who ever what ever they wanna hear that day. And St Johnny McInsane is all over the map for the war and troops while he decries the religious right until Falwell needs a hand job, then he loves Falwell again.

The re-pubies neded coulterguist (and malkin)cause if they had to rely on the incompetent front men they always run, the college re-pubie chicken hawks would have nothing to jerk off to.

Which we know is as close to danger the gutless widdle punks are ever gonna get to war, killing their semen in each others hands or mouths.

Kay, I noticed something odd this morning. Someone had a link to some nonsense about Coultergeist. I noticed that she had these HUGE bug-eyes in the picture. Around the same time the news on TV said they caught some guy that chopped up his wife or something, again the HUGE bug-eyes, reminiscent of that idiot woman that skipped out on her wedding pretending to be kidnapped or something. Makes me wonder with all this bug-eyed shit (even the wanking chimp’s granny, er mom has them) is some kind of tell-tale sign for morally bankrupt deviants. I mean it seems that every time you see one of these bug-eyed pics, it is always someone who has done something horrendous. Perhaps we need a criminal profiler to explain. LOL!

I also remember her getting in trouble with the Feds for trying to vote IN TWO DIFFERENT PRECINCTS during the 2004 presidential election. She’s a vile American to do that. Well, what happened was she voted in the town that she lived in and then she went to another town where she used to own a house to cast her vote, but one fo the poll workers said to her that she can’t vote because she doesn’t live there anymore.

What dumbass Coulter forgot was there was a piece on local tv down there that she had just bought a new house in a different town and had just moved in!

See how she is? She DOES represent the cheating & criminal GOP very well!!!

Harpy coulter? Bah hahahahahahahahaha! Oh gawd. That’s freaking funny. Wasn’t she the one who used ‘harpy’ to described the widows of 9/11? I think she was! And now people are referring to her as that. Ha ha…

I bet the “KKK in Maine” search is about the time the KKK showed up here in Maine back in the 1980′s to do one of their rallies. I’ll never forget it either. A big black guy from Maine grabbed the flag out of the hands of one of the KKK members and broke it over his knee. LOL I loved it! The KKK is not welcome here. They have a right to speak and we have a right to tell them to go home. Apparently though, it’s been said that there was a time when the KKK was actively here. Not in my lifetime have I seen it and that tells me they no longer have a voice here. Good!

“I noticed that she had these HUGE bug-eyes in the picture.”
“Perhaps we need a criminal profiler to explain.”

You’re in luck, Rikc, I just happen to be a self-appointed, amateur, wanna-be criminal profiler, and I believe I can solve your dilemma.

You see, our heroine is possessed by the demon Pazuzu, the Egyptian equivalent of the Norse trouble-maker Loki. He was often depicted as a bug-eyed insect (locust) and was famous for all manner of mayhem. This explains the ‘I-just-got-goosed-by-a-jizz-laden-troll-that-lurks-in-cathedral-belfries-and-has-sexual-relations-with-cross-eyed-gorillas’ look she gets when ever she is confounded, which is frequently.

This affliction does NOT, I repeat NOT absolve her of her war crimes. Her punishment, I believe, should be to be passed among various knuckle-dragging components of my profession, and possibly convicts that have been in the “box” for lengthy terms, to be used as an outlet for compounded and aggravated sexual tensions. Given her predilection toward serial killers, though, this may not be “punishment” as defined.

Rancid annie says what all GOPers think. That’s why they are losing ground with the American people. Her(his? it’s?) verbal ipecac gets big laughs at gatherings like this because what she(he?it?) says is NOT over the top to them. They would LIKE Americans who disagree with them to die. Robertson had his flock of morons PRAY for the death of a SCJ. When Renquist went stiff, they were “overjoyed” just like bin slobbin said after the WTC towers went down. Oh Jesus I hope CNN gives her (he? it?) an hour a day to spew the verbal bile of the GOP. There is no disinfectant like sunshine.

K-K-K-Klansmen, K-K-K-Klansmen…
They’re the weirdest K-K-K-kooks we’ve ever seen…
A judge and a Rightie, wrapped up in a nightie…
Like a bunch of K-K-K-kids on Halloween!

We’re emotionally unsure, and we’re rather insecure,
and some of us can’t even read or write…
We’ve got no time for informants, ’cause we’re all of us conformists,
so we dress up in our bedsheets every night!

Refrain:

Oh, we’re the Klan…
(Oh we’re the Klan)
Yes, we’re the Klan…
(Yes we’re the KLan)
And we’re upright, straight and honest to a man…
If your uncle is perverted, he don’t need to be converted,
We’ve got room for lots of misfits in the Klan!

So if Ann Coulter had sex on stage with a 4 year old girl while yelling racial slurs to audience members and while killing a hamster, you’d still be in her court? Wow. You truly are a Bush-supporter. Thanks for showing us how you guys think!

Oh, and Good Dave? Thanks for the tip about the above website! I was going to click on it, but when my pointer went over it and I saw the title and read his attitude here…I didn’t go. I figured it was a racist site.