"I did a Playboy tour, and I had a bus follow me with ten bitches on it. I could fire a bitch, fuck a bitch, get a new ho: It was my program. City to city, titty to titty, hotel room to hotel room, athlete to athlete, entertainer to entertainer."

While he doesn't name names, he claims professional athletes would use his services. "If I'm in a city where where the Denver Broncos or the Nuggets play, I get a couple of they players to come hang out, pick and choose, and whichever one you like comes with a number," he says. "A lot of athletes bought pussy from me."

Nobody ever accused Snoop of not being an entrepreneur. I can't help but wonder which member of the 2003 Nuggets got the most use out of Snoop's services. It's probably a tie between Chris Andersen and Nikoloz Tskitishvili.