Blonald Trump — Celeb Crush

A lover of hockey, comic books, video games, babes and beards, Blonald Trump is one of our favorite funny babes of Twitter. She ain't hard to look at, either.

Born in Halmstad, Sweden, Blonald Trump calls herself an artist, rather than a model. She's a comic artist who looks a hell of a lot like a model, from where we're standing. She's really into Victoria's Secret models, and says her favorite photo shoot so far involved "glitter, bones and a viking helmet." She's just the best.

An avid video game player, Blonald says 'Madden' stole her soul for a bit, but her all-time favorite game will always be 'Street Fighter II.' Who is this dream goddess? When asked what a man should wear to impress her, her answer stole our hearts forever: "Me. Strapped to his face. Yup. I just said that."