Blonde & the Coke Machine

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There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda
machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming
to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents,
studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and
out came a Diet Coke, which she placed on a counter by the
machine. Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a
dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine
carefully she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a
Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She immediately took the 50
cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and
pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she
was reaching into her purse again the business man who had been
waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. "Excuse me
miss, but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly
replied, "Well Duhhh!! I'm still winning."