And here I am without a scanner or digital camera. Such a shame. Well, if you really what to get an idea of what I look like simply envision the handsomest guy you can think of. Then beat him around the face with a hardwood plank and give him a hangover. Allow two days to heal. There you go, that's me!

Gendo, I tried that but I hit too hard and after two days he didn't heal...he just sort of decomposed.

I'll put up some pictures as soon of me as I can scan them. My "master photographer" guitarist took them so they probably won't look very good.

There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!

darth eggplant's doppleganger,
the gentleman on the left
is one Jan Kupecky
Czech Renaissance painter
his self portrait hangs
in the Art Gallery of Ontario
here in Toronto Canada.
the photo on the right is me.
it is fun to go into the museum
and sit with friends right opposite
the painting; and when the tour groups
go by and the guide is trying to do their
job, someone always goes when they ask
for questions, 'hey dosen't that painting
look just like that guy?"

Okay, i scanned the photos, how do I get them on here? I tried inserting an image...but that did not work...I tried a link...And it thought my hard drive was a website...And it won't let me paste it...I'm not that good at computers so spare a dime

There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!

but I don't say tee-hee or or ever say lol in my posts. And if so...How would that effect the picture?

There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!

there is a website called
woo woo woo wsmcafe dot com
you can make free websites there,
and then you can get your pic
up here too. once your pic is on
a page of this website, right click it
to get properties, and then
cut and paste the url into a img tag.
see controls above post window.
and (very important)
at the bottom before you post
uncheck the automatic parse urls box.
*hope you do it, good luck you
happy go lucky misanthrope

Cool? You enjoy having people jam guns into your temple? I had a pic like that once, of me holding a gun to my head with a witty quip of some kind at the bottom. I copied a whole bunch and turned them into christmas cards. Best Christmas ever. New years wasn't so great though; the police turned up at my door because my mother called and told them I had a gun. I guess she didn't get the joke.

There's no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes, the danger must be growing 'cause the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing. AAAGGHHH!!!