helms deep you ask? I was there, I was an extra in the movie Also, as a "tree-hugger" as you have put it, we have not only gained long-lived friendships with the trees, we have gained an ally. It is hard to kill a tree after all.

Elves are stringy, skinny, taste bitter from all that wine, think they're hot stuff, and serve chiefly to annoy the other races - incuding dragons. They don't even make a good snack.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

Why would an elf annoy a dragon. Lone elves would hardly be a problem, and as a whole they fight only when needed. As to thinking they are hot stuff, they do this only asd a way to advertise their helping ways, so that more will know where help is givin.

You try passing through a forest and being mass-assaulted by little pointy-eared twerps with bows and see how much you like 'em. Attacked for being a dragon. Thank you, no. Elves are a nuisance.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

...You must never have dealt with the elves I have, then. I was jumped by the pointy-eared twerps simply for being a dragon. I do have witnesses, if you want to hear them.

High elves, mind you. It was a pack of those little glow-in-the-dark blone-hair-blue-eyes-pale-skin cryptic-speaking wannabe godlings that came after me - probably because the greedy little freaks wanted the mithril in my scales.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

...They weren't the only batch to ever attack me. I do hope these 'Munchkin Elves' aren't common. And yes, they died. Painfully. In large numbers.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

Sniperspy, I'm going to break from insanity and provide some sort of end to this argument before it becomes a fight:You are merely stating your opinion of elves, from your elven point of view, and they are merely stating theirs, from a non-elven, draconic, or human, or whatever point of view, not that those points of view are all the same.So stop arguing and just agree to disagree.What's that? Trying to contradict me? NO! NO!SHUT UP!SHUT UP! SHUT UP AND CEASE YOUR VOCALIZING, YOU BASTARDS!SHUT UP!

did capn' just make a point!!! No, really I just think he did!!! I am just kidding capn' In all seriousness though capn' does have a point... to each there own. leave it at that it is obvious at theis point that niether of you are going to change your mind so what is the point of even arguing?

...Since when is there ever a point to arguing? I'll admit, my prejudice aganst elves is probably unfairly biased by the schmucks I dealt with. Of course, the same could probably be said of my hatred of the French.

And for the record, to lay it plain and clear for all:

I am not roleplaying, when I say I am/was a dragon.I quite honestly believe that in several past lifetimes, I was one. Not a 'classic' one by a long shot, but still in the ballpark as it were.I base this on a mass of memories which I freely admit may be delusional, although it seems to me that I have no reason for such delusions - particularly that many of them over that kind of timespan.Moreover, I've two others I know from prior lifetimes who corroborate my story.

That's what I base my dislike of elves on. And my hatred of the French. And the rest of my life.

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"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

You hate the French?Why hate the French? They never did anything to you.At least, I don't think they did anything to you. I really don't know, though.Perhaps Frenchman abducted you as a child and carried you off in a neon-pink minivan to watch ballet.