- CM Punk eats Chris Brown’s lunch and shits it out on his face. [IDLYITW]

- Michael Fassbender’s new role involves him dipping something into a shady undersomething and if you aren’t realizing that a tidal wave of penis puns just flooded my brain then this is clearly your first day here. [FilmDrunk]

- Warm Up Winter with 25 Summer Sports Hotties or just quietly masturbate in you cubicle as usual. [Bleacher Report]