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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

#1923: George Malkmus

The blog Republican Faith Chat (formerly Baptists for Brownback), notable for its extreme religious fervor and
bloodlust (recommending that the poor and homeless be poisoned, for instance)
and whose welcoming message is “Conservative Christians ONLY. Liberals,
Atheists Not Welcomed!”, is probably satire – though it is hard to tell – which
means that its resident pastor, Tobin Maker, is … well, it’s not entirely
clear, but if he’s real, he might just be the most extreme wingnut and
bloodthirsty religious fanatic on the Internet.

George Malkmus is also a religiously
motivated crackpot, but at least he takes his delusions in a slightly different
direction. Reverend Malkmus promotes the Hallelujah Diet and claims to have eliminated his own colon cancer and other serious health
problems decades ago by “following
biblical principles for a natural diet and healthy lifestyle.” These claims
are, needless to say, hard to verify, though in 1998 Malkmus admitted that he
never consulted a cancer specialist for diagnosis but relied on nutritionists
and chiropractors. He also ostensibly had a stroke in 2001, which he claims to
have treated with woo and no scientifically recognized medical intervention.
Perhaps the most striking thing about his medical history is how abysmally poor
his health has (ostensibly) been while (putatively) following his diet.

Together with his wife Rhonda Jean, he
operates Hallelujah Acres, where they arrange seminars (some held by his
“health ministers” Olin Idol and Graeme Coad – names to take note of) and sell
various “health” products. They and their followers claim that their methods
have helped people with obesity, cancer, arthritis, and a wide range of other
health issues. Needless to say, they haven’t. Malkmus also maintains
relationships with Charlotte Gerson,
Joel Robbins (a chiropractor, which is not the same as an MD),
Mary Ruth Swope (who claims that Barley Green can cure cancer, which it cannot),
and the Contreras family,
who runs the Oasis of Hope Hospital,
a “cancer clinic” that you should avoid unless you want your cancer to kill you just as quickly but far more expensively than if you left it untreated.

The Malkmuses estimate that more than a
million people worldwide have tried their diet, more than 3,000 have taken
their training, hundreds have become “Health Ministers”, and more than 220,000
receive his newsletter. In 1995, Malkmus also received an honorary doctorate
degree in literature from Louisiana Baptist Seminary, which is hardly anything
to be proud of (especially after they awarded one to George Malkmus). In 1997,
Malkmus announced that he had formed a “strategic alliance” under which the aforementioned Oasis of Hope Hospital would offer the Hallelujah Diet and report on their results: “for the first time, the cause and effect
relationship between diet and disease will be put under scientific scrutiny at
a Christian cancer hospital.” The resulting “study” (really nothing more
than a customer satisfaction survey conducted by one Michael Donaldson, a
chemical engineer) is described here.
We can safely call it “underwhelming”.

Malkmus is staunchly opposed to
science-based medical care, and claims (of course) that his methods are better
and safer. He is, for instance, anti-vaccine,
claiming that dietary measures are more effective than immunizations, and has
been caught marketing videotapes by Lorraine Day,
a Holocaust denier who warns people that medical care is “against God’s will”.
Mainstream medicine, according to Malkmus, is just a conspiracy by Big Pharma to fill us with toxins:
“All drugs are toxic to the system and
create new problems! The solution to our physical problems is not more pollution!”
and “[t]he taking of drugs places a
person on a vicious downhill spiral that will create ever more physical
problems and ultimately end in an early demise.” According to Malkmus, the
“whole approach of the medical community”
– those who, as opposed to Malkmus, actually know what they are talking about –
“is wrong when it comes to using drugs
and other harmful treatments (radiation, chemotherapy, etc.) to deal with
disease. They are always talking about cures and treatments for specific
symptoms but they will never find a way to cure disease through the use of drugs!” Ah, the standard gambit of pseudoscientists who wouldn’t be able to distinguish a symptom from an
underlying cause if their lives depended on it.

By contrast, the Hallelujah diet does
nothing at all. Malkmus, of course, promotes it as the miracle cure for everything.
The diet at least seems to consist primarily of uncooked fruits and vegetables,
supplemented by Barley Green, Herbal Fiberblend, Udo’s Choice Perfected Oil,
vitamin B12,
and at least two 8-ounce glasses of carrot juice daily. Barley Green and Herbal
Fiberblend were made by The AIM Companies™, a multilevel marketing company in which Malkmus happens to be a distributor, but that’s just coincidence.

As evidence for the diet’s efficacy, Malkmus
can offer you testimonials.
He also points out that people used to live on a “diet composed of raw fruits and vegetables, gathered by hand, as found
fresh and untainted in nature” before the Flood,
when “man lived an average of 912 years,
without any recorded sickness for the first almost two thousand years of
recorded history.” But after the Flood, when “God allowed animal flesh to be added to His original diet and the
cooking of food began, … physical
problems began. Looking at Genesis 50:26, we see that the life-span of man
dropped from an average of 912 years on God’s original diet to 110 years, in
ten generations.”

Diagnosis: Abject bullshit, of course,
backed up by rambling pseudoscience and hardline religious ravings. Malkmus
seems to be good at marketing, however. We’ll give him that.

1 comment:

The fact that Mr Malkmus shows up in this venue (Encyclopedia of American Loons) is outrageous! I for one have been on Mr Malkmus program and have seen health issues resolved. It is very sad that this article was written to steer folks away from a natural protocol that will heal most all/if not all health problems. The use of Barley Green/Barley Max by itself has far reading benefits. I speak from experience and encourage the reader to try his program before making any negative statements or judgements regarding it.