Heather Locklear

TOM BERGERON! It's so great to see you again! Oh, hi, Brooke, you're there too. Introductions: Notable for Gavin's fedora, Maks' open shirt and Martina looking more glam than I could have ever imagined. And now they tell us no elimination this week, everybody will be back next week. Way to kill some suspense there. Maria Menounos & Derek Hough Derek: "I want as many mirrorball trophies as I have chest hairs. That would be four." Maria's got tomboy tendencies and a laugh you'll find either endearing or INCREDIBLY irritating. (Guess where I fall on the spectrum?) They're dancing a cha cha cha to Kelly...