Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

I for one welcome our new cybernetic insect overlords and remind them that, as a reliable blog commenter, I could be useful for rounding up others to labour in the compost heaps and under the kitchen appliances.

See a roach and step on it. Simple.
But this involves making a roach do things that are potentially very contrary to its survival instincts, such as come out into the open.
There is an element of torture to that, just as there would be in pushing a button to make a GOP Congressman help the poor.