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Oh jesus, the idiots in the House are trying to restore the Airborne Laser system.

What am?

So at some point someone had the brilliant idea of strapping a big chemical laser to a 747 and use it to try to shoot down ICBMs. Well TBMs but dipshits are pushing for it to be used against ICBMs. The system is flawed. First, it can't consistently kill it's targets. Second, it needs to pretty much catch the missile during the boost phase to work. Third, it's absurdly expensive. The Pentagon retired it. But there is a push for it to be returned to service for use in preventing Iran from launching ICBMs. This doesn't include their most fuckwitted directive to develop an interceptor system for the East Coast.

I had completely forgotten about the air-borne laser. The Pentagon and Congress don't typically care about the feasibility of their crazed ideas. What they do care about is siphoning money into the coffers of the industrial military complex and through select districts.

Man that thing was ridiculous in every way. It wasn't even environmentally friendly: to fire it used the most amazingly toxic cocktail of gases that you had to vent after each shot.

20 shots per flight that might kill a missile. Or 40 that might annoy them.

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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular

it kind of sucks doing autopsy report on a meltdown but its gotta be done

When I was younger after I 'sperged out about something, I would spend time analysing why I did it. It usually wasn't pleasant, but it allowed me to cope with those situations in the future. Keep it up.

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AManFromEarthLet's get to twerk!The King in the SwampRegistered Userregular

Oh jesus, the idiots in the House are trying to restore the Airborne Laser system.

What am?

So at some point someone had the brilliant idea of strapping a big chemical laser to a 747 and use it to try to shoot down ICBMs. Well TBMs but dipshits are pushing for it to be used against ICBMs. The system is flawed. First, it can't consistently kill it's targets. Second, it needs to pretty much catch the missile during the boost phase to work. Third, it's absurdly expensive. The Pentagon retired it. But there is a push for it to be returned to service for use in preventing Iran from launching ICBMs. This doesn't include their most fuckwitted directive to develop an interceptor system for the East Coast.

I had completely forgotten about the air-borne laser. The Pentagon and Congress don't typically care about the feasibility of their crazed ideas. What they do care about is siphoning money into the coffers of the industrial military complex and through select districts.

Man that thing was ridiculous in every way. It wasn't even environmentally friendly: to fire it used the most amazingly toxic cocktail of gases that you had to vent after each shot.

20 shots per flight that might kill a missile. Or 40 that might annoy them.

Matt Smith is a lot more saccharin than Tenant but let's face it, as awesome as Tenant was..Dr. Who got waaaaay too Linkin Park emo towards the end of his run. It was effective, but I do not want crazed Dr. Who. I want distantly sad but manically happy Dr. Who and Matt Smith does that well.

Oh jesus, the idiots in the House are trying to restore the Airborne Laser system.

What am?

So at some point someone had the brilliant idea of strapping a big chemical laser to a 747 and use it to try to shoot down ICBMs. Well TBMs but dipshits are pushing for it to be used against ICBMs. The system is flawed. First, it can't consistently kill it's targets. Second, it needs to pretty much catch the missile during the boost phase to work. Third, it's absurdly expensive. The Pentagon retired it. But there is a push for it to be returned to service for use in preventing Iran from launching ICBMs. This doesn't include their most fuckwitted directive to develop an interceptor system for the East Coast.

I had completely forgotten about the air-borne laser. The Pentagon and Congress don't typically care about the feasibility of their crazed ideas. What they do care about is siphoning money into the coffers of the industrial military complex and through select districts.

Man that thing was ridiculous in every way. It wasn't even environmentally friendly: to fire it used the most amazingly toxic cocktail of gases that you had to vent after each shot.

20 shots per flight that might kill a missile. Or 40 that might annoy them.

Oh jesus, the idiots in the House are trying to restore the Airborne Laser system.

Ah, the joys of GOP fiscal conservatism.

It's funny, because I had a moment cognitive dissonance reading that sentence. When I see "airborne laser system" I assume GOP hawks are involved , but when I see "idiots in the house" I immediately substitute "democrats".

Fuck you. Garak is too good for Matt Smith. The only Star Trek character Matt Smith deserves is Neelix.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

No, fuck you. Matt Smith's Doctor is terribad. "Oh, I'm Matt Smith's Doctor, I have to pee! I'LL USE MY SONIC FUCKING SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to open an unlocked door! SONIC SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to do pretty much anything. SONIC SCREW DRIVER!" Ever since Matt Smith, the show has stopped being about the Doctor and really been a story about a sonic screw driver with an idiot carrying it.

Oh jesus, the idiots in the House are trying to restore the Airborne Laser system.

What am?

So at some point someone had the brilliant idea of strapping a big chemical laser to a 747 and use it to try to shoot down ICBMs. Well TBMs but dipshits are pushing for it to be used against ICBMs. The system is flawed. First, it can't consistently kill it's targets. Second, it needs to pretty much catch the missile during the boost phase to work. Third, it's absurdly expensive. The Pentagon retired it. But there is a push for it to be returned to service for use in preventing Iran from launching ICBMs. This doesn't include their most fuckwitted directive to develop an interceptor system for the East Coast.

I had completely forgotten about the air-borne laser. The Pentagon and Congress don't typically care about the feasibility of their crazed ideas. What they do care about is siphoning money into the coffers of the industrial military complex and through select districts.

Man that thing was ridiculous in every way. It wasn't even environmentally friendly: to fire it used the most amazingly toxic cocktail of gases that you had to vent after each shot.

20 shots per flight that might kill a missile. Or 40 that might annoy them.

Fuck you. Garak is too good for Matt Smith. The only Star Trek character Matt Smith deserves is Neelix.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

No, fuck you. Matt Smith's Doctor is terribad. "Oh, I'm Matt Smith's Doctor, I have to pee! I'LL USE MY SONIC FUCKING SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to open an unlocked door! SONIC SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to do pretty much anything. SONIC SCREW DRIVER!" Ever since Matt Smith, the show has stopped being about the Doctor and really been a story about a sonic screw driver with an idiot carrying it.

Fuck you. Garak is too good for Matt Smith. The only Star Trek character Matt Smith deserves is Neelix.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

No, fuck you. Matt Smith's Doctor is terribad. "Oh, I'm Matt Smith's Doctor, I have to pee! I'LL USE MY SONIC FUCKING SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to open an unlocked door! SONIC SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to do pretty much anything. SONIC SCREW DRIVER!" Ever since Matt Smith, the show has stopped being about the Doctor and really been a story about a sonic screw driver with an idiot carrying it.

Tennant used the sonic screw driver as a magic wand quite a bit. At least with Matt Smith there was a better character attached to the screw driver.

A zombie survival mod for ArmA2. On public servers there are roving bands of players doing highway robbery at gunpoint and the now weaponless victims getting killed by zombies.

I seen this, I really want to try it out but alas I am without ArmA2

Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.

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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular

Fuck you. Garak is too good for Matt Smith. The only Star Trek character Matt Smith deserves is Neelix.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

No, fuck you. Matt Smith's Doctor is terribad. "Oh, I'm Matt Smith's Doctor, I have to pee! I'LL USE MY SONIC FUCKING SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to open an unlocked door! SONIC SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to do pretty much anything. SONIC SCREW DRIVER!" Ever since Matt Smith, the show has stopped being about the Doctor and really been a story about a sonic screw driver with an idiot carrying it.

ITT we learn that Kakos has not watched Doctor Who for three years.

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21stCenturyAnd I'm feeling like ghost.And that's what i hate the most.Registered Userregular

Oh jesus, the idiots in the House are trying to restore the Airborne Laser system.

Ah, the joys of GOP fiscal conservatism.

It's funny, because I had a moment cognitive dissonance reading that sentence. When I see "airborne laser system" I assume GOP hawks are involved , but when I see "idiots in the house" I immediately substitute "democrats".

Yeah. I can see your logic. GOP are idiots everywhere, not just in the house. So by specifying "the house", they are trying to differentiate from the larger group of fucktards in the GOP.

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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular

Fuck you. Garak is too good for Matt Smith. The only Star Trek character Matt Smith deserves is Neelix.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

No, fuck you. Matt Smith's Doctor is terribad. "Oh, I'm Matt Smith's Doctor, I have to pee! I'LL USE MY SONIC FUCKING SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to open an unlocked door! SONIC SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to do pretty much anything. SONIC SCREW DRIVER!" Ever since Matt Smith, the show has stopped being about the Doctor and really been a story about a sonic screw driver with an idiot carrying it.

ITT we learn that Kakos has not watched Doctor Who for three years.

It's really bizarre to see an opinion just so disproportionate with reality. It's almost like, wait, did CERN do something and get the multiverses crossed?

Yeah, that's not good dawg, the exact same thing happened to my mom last week and she got admitted to the hospital with her blood pressure at like, 190/130 or something ridiculous, I would seriously consider visiting a hospital or at least taking your blood pressure if you have a cuff.

Fuck you. Garak is too good for Matt Smith. The only Star Trek character Matt Smith deserves is Neelix.

Your opinions are bad and you should feel bad.

No, fuck you. Matt Smith's Doctor is terribad. "Oh, I'm Matt Smith's Doctor, I have to pee! I'LL USE MY SONIC FUCKING SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to open an unlocked door! SONIC SCREW DRIVER! Oh, I have to do pretty much anything. SONIC SCREW DRIVER!" Ever since Matt Smith, the show has stopped being about the Doctor and really been a story about a sonic screw driver with an idiot carrying it.

ITT we learn that Kakos has not watched Doctor Who for three years.

Oh, the sonic screw driver use has been steadily climbing for years, yes, but it has reached truly retarded levels in Matt Smith's tenure.

I haven't felt this fanboyish in a While but the 5 negative reviews for Avengers seem really Contrarian.

Must be Inquisitor's shell accounts

Yesterday I almost took the flame-bait from Apothe0sis.

I'm not talking about anything here. I'm talking about Rotten Tomatoes. Sorry I thought that was assumed in my context as I consider talking about "multiple reviews" and "rotten tomatoes" to be synonymous.