Rene caused Mott to change the picture of a sliced apple on their juice can
by noticing the similarity between the core seed pods and female genitilia .
He has caused much consternation thru his signature correlation of the cunt
and the crucifix .

Rene claims the only permanent exihibited work at MoMA : a rather
attractive minimalist grill I noticed before I even met him . This one , he
found on the street and cleaned up .

Rene`s NetScapes are very popular . Any women who would like Rene to make
one for them should contact him directly .

Rene with the woman of his life makeout infront of DaveLombard`s Met Mus .