What do you want on your Subway sandwich? I would guess you would probably pass on the p*nis.

If there weren’t already enough reasons not to eat fast food these days (including folks licking taco shells at Taco Bell, and food being stored by garbage at Golden Corral), here’s another one: Idiotic young men are placing their peens on the sandwich bread folks are being served at Subway.

In Columbus, Ohio, a Subway employee posted a picture on Instagram of himself with his private parts on the restaurant’s foot-long sandwich bread. The caption, which he clearly thought was funny, said: “My name is @ianjett and I will be your sandwich artist today.”

When the Huffington Post caught wind of the pictures and reached out to question the young man, whose name was revealed as Ian Jett, he tried to defend the picture by saying he wasn’t at work at the time. So you just have foot-long sandwich bread chilling in your house, bruh?

“I would never do that at work — it was at home. This isn’t something I’d ever do at Subway. It was totally a joke.”

Another employee at the same Columbus location, Cameron Boggs, also posted a picture where he says he froze his urine in the restaurant’s freezer in a plastic bottle. Other photos posted on both men’s Instagram include pictures of sandwich bread at the restaurant shaped into p*nises. According to Huffington Post, both men were fired this week and Subway issued a statement about their behavior:

“This isolated incident is not representative of SUBWAY Sandwich Artists™. These actions are not tolerated and the franchisee took immediate action to terminate the two employees involved.”

The person who initially found the pictures on Instagram and sent them to the Huffington Post anonymously spoke out and said that after other recent stories of fast food employees behaving badly on the job became public, a stop needed to be put on Boggs and Jett’s antics as well.

“I saw the frozen piss picture and thought, ‘What is this guy doing?’ Then came the p*nis picture. They’re stupid enough for doing this in the first place, but then to post it to the world? It was a dumb move.

I didn’t send these to be vindictive. But something needs to be done. It’s disgusting.”

Clearly these two guys aren’t serious about getting another job in life because not only do they have zero “act right,” but since their names have been released, that job search should be a tough one.