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Sunday, April 22, 2012

Cindy Brady Dies. Heartbroken family flushes remains.

More sad news from the fish tank.
My Clipboard of Death is a mess of crossed-out names and RIPs.

Sugar Daddy brought home some new citizens of Waterville recently and something must have been wrong with the batch of Neon Tetras he got because they're dropping like flies. Er...fish. Um...sinking like the Edmund Fitz...Well, anyway, they're dying.

If you're just joining our Fishy Death Watch, let me break it down for you.

Cindy Brady was the most recent of the ranks to pass, joining Mike, Carol and fellow Tetra, Alice. She began her trip through the Porcelain Portal on Friday with Kitty Carry-All and red hair ribbons. She was then plunged and flushed again without all that crap. ;)

Call me "Ishmael".

These are the absolutely true stories of Erika - wife, mother of three, and word ninja. When not writing wrongs or battling her nemesis, Dishes Galore, she enjoys poking people with sharp sticks until they make little squeaky sounds. *poke*