Colleen Thomas, a home health administrator turned physicist who specializes in the science of creation. She is also the “mother” of a race of good aliens here on Earth to defend humans from lizard people.

Her message is this: While Obama is in India, he and all of his “cronies” will be killed by a tsunami. The good aliens will be ones doing the killing.

Thomas doesn’t like Obama, and would prefer it if he surrendered himself to one of his FEMA death camps so Thomas and her friends can… do something. I don’t know! It’s unclear. Very factual, but unclear.

There’s also something about Reptilians eating human bodies after natural disasters. Remember how there were no bodies recovered after the 2004 tsunami? Except for all the bodies they recovered and all the photographs of said bodies? Well, that. That’s Reptilian conspiracy. They steal the bodies to eat them. Perfect.

Thomas has a whole host of wonderful, doom-foretelling web videos that are maybe worth a watch if you care about the future of this planet! She’s also doing the home health administration thing in the Sacramento area (most Mothers of all-powerful alien races live in or around Sacramento), in case you need anything like that. But yeah, mostly you should go to her for aether physics-related matters.