I thought, “That looks like the Grinch’s socks, that crawled away all by themselves!! I sure hope there aren’t any little creatures in mine!!”

Update: As I was writing this post, DH said , “What is that?” Pointing at the pic. “Me wearing your socks.” DH: “Oh, well, I probably have some sox I need to get rid of.” Be still my heart!! Speaking of purging without any prompting- priceless!