Don’t steal. It’s not nice ‘yo

Recently, Chris and I were discussing getting a new mattress. Like usual, I’m bold, he’s Italics.

How about a waterbed?No thank you.You don’t want a waterbed??My parents used to have a waterbed.And I bet your dad had a porn mustache too…(I start to giggle at this point) You’ve seen that picture of him in the Gulf War, right?No, why? Did he have a porn mustache then?Totally.Of course he did…