Spinners in the Hands of an Angry Clod

I doubt even Bill Clinton, the undisputed heavyweight champion spinmeister, could spin his way out of the wreck of Obamacare. But the lesser lights like Pebbles Pelosi, Watermouth-Schultz, Carney-Barker, etc really ought to give it up this cloddish effort. This two-minute highlight reel captures the full farce: