1. Yo mama so poor she bounces food stamps!
2. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box!
3. Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
4. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
5. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

6. Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
7. Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.
8. Yo mama so po she can't even afford the last two letters.
9. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."
10. Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!