Prepare yourself for the most adorable sights yet known to man: Tiny puppies and kittens — on leashes, the kittens are on leashes, oh my God, stop — on Animal Planet’s new “Too Cute! Pint Sized.”

How cute is it? I’m a godforsaken middle-aged grown man, a person who worries about trans fats and watches PBS, telling you to stop buying stocks and perusing Trulia and to watch these videos, provided exclusively to TheWrap by Animal Planet. I was writing about Ferguson, Mo. when some kid at Animal Planet asked if I wanted the videos, and I, a grown-ass man, responded, “Obs.”