@MindlessDrugHoover Ah ok, thanks for that. I didn't know Dev's bit of knowledge either, but glad to hear they're back home now. That's a hell of an uproot for them to have been playing at Torquay, who were pretty in the poop themselves fairly recen…

That's maybe the point though. I doubt any of us have any 'massive wad' to speak of (steady @Wendoverman!) but an official scheme would allow everyone to contribute a modest amount to achieve a larger total. A properly run fundraising scheme from th…

@Manboobs said:
Pringles Rice Fusion Peking Duck with Hoisin Sauce are quite repulsive. Not the taste sensation Her Indoors had hoped would start our Eurovision evening in style.
Ah well, sounds like eating bad crisps will only be the sec…

Deji Oshilaja released by Wimbledon. Always rated him, big, strong and versatile. Sunderland and Barnsley both said to be looking at him, but if that comes to nothing he could fall within our price range.

No sympathy for Argyle. Am I right in saying their keeper threw the ball out but was still on his feet? Alex Lynch was lying in the goalmouth when they attacked, fortunately Ruben Reid did what he's always done best and scooped it into the first row…