Well, my message wasn't very clear. I do know labs who could run a sample for me..for a fee.
My goal here was to find someone who would accept to set up a collaboration and be paid with co-authorship instead of $.
Looks like I'm gonna have to break my piggy bank.

Theory is when we know everything and nothing is working. Practice is when everything is working and nobody knows why. Here, we combine theory and practice. Nothing is working and nobody knows why.