Reads Listens Views 4/11/14

This week’s RLV: Best commercial ever, The Chicken, The Bag Man, and a freudian slip.

What is Reads Listens Views?

If you’re new to the Rookie Scouting Portfolio blog, welcome. I post links on Friday to content I’m saving for later consumption. You may not like everything listed here, but you’re bound to like something.

Views -Best Commercial Ever

No contest. I might start watching this one daily.

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