I am cynical and witty. I am nice and sweet. I make really tasty scones and have two cats named Carl and Burt. I am 31 but look 23 (or so I am told) I lived the rock n roll lifestyle but now I am living in a condo, supporting my husband through law school while I work in Marketing. I'm an avid crafter with an appetite for yarn, fimo clay and resin.

update September 27, 2018: SORRY! There was a massive server failure this morning and the site was down about 20 hours.
Luckily, this is why I pay extra for good backups, so everything should be fine now - let me know if you have any trouble.