Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Enquirer claims that the spit swapping lady above is none other than the taxidermied princess-bride herself: Cindy McCain. My first guess was that she was cheating with Alaska's first dude, but according to the enquirer, the guy looks more like "a washed up 80's musician" then a washed up 80's musician's roadie. Then I was hoping it would be Donnie Van Zant from .38 Special, but no luck there either.

What a shitty month for McTurd--and it's only the 12th.

First you lose all the credibility you have ever earned by running one of the most dishonest, mean spirited and divisive campaigns of the modern era. Then you lose an election by over 150 electoral votes to a guy that a third of the country thinks has Osama Bin Laden for a biological father. Then you find out your millionaire porcelain wife--with whom you have a signed a prenuptial agreement-- is cheating on you with some second rate Kenny Loggins clone.

Maybe you should just retire like most people your age that still have a pension.

3 comments:

Ya know... I've noticed a bit of a resurgence in the Stephen Segal phenom. Not his careeer mind you, but people mentioning him in conversation... shit like that. Is it just me or is Stephen re-emerging?