So yesterday Twitter was blowing up saying that some bro named Hugo Chavez died. Obvi since we #2 don't keep up with the news we were like, who the fuck is that? So we had our interns do some preliminary research into the heart and soul of the Venezuelan government (so random) and this is the most interesting shit we could find about the former Pres of Venezuela.

this is literally humiliating. if you so-called “betches” are supposed to be all about being upper class and going to good colleges why are they so proud of being fucking idiots and having no clue what’s going on in the world?

Thank you. Anyone who didn’t go to a fucking public school and has rich, intelligent parents should know who he is. They should also know that he’s a fucking horrible person who hates blacks, americans, jews and is a dictator. At least wiki next time stupid intern

Usually, I am a huge fan of this site, but the fact that this post makes light of the fact that women don’t know who Chavez is, is frankly embarrassing. Being a “betch” does not mean that you’re not attune to the world, and don’t understand current events or know who influential political people are. Rather, women should be empowered and knowledgable. It is women’s history month after all—stand up for your fucking rights that so many American women worked for centuries to attain.

I don’t think that they were trying to say they can’t understand Chavez simply because they’re women. I think their premise is that they never really learned about him bc they never gave a shit enough to pay attention to the news/keep up with politics (gotta admit it’s pretty dry) - which is a pretty gender neutral quality. take a poll at your college’s men’s lacrosse team to see what they know about Chavez and you might find a similar (though less hilarious) analysis. I appreciate you challenging women to be smarter though.

this post is really sad and ignorant, and it reflects badly on girls in general. not knowing who Hugo Chavez is in this day and age is inexcusable and pathetic. there is no need to be a bimbo who doesn’t keep up with the news, in fact being politically aware makes girls more attractive. you can be informed while still being “betchy”

Hugo Chavez was the really charismatic president of Venezuela for a long time which is obv a really poor country. They supply the US with a ton of oil, and like lots of poor countries that we get our oil from, they hate Americans. He was all for keeping the US out of their shit as much as possible, and was actually rallying a bunch of other poor nations together. His death isn’t necessarily good for the US, because his predecessor will probably just follow in his footsteps. Its kind of an awk situation because no one wants to be happy that he died a really long, likely painful death from cancer, but we kind of are.

Don’t judge because other people don’t know…. why wouldn’t you betches just explain the sitch if you’re all so damn smart?

Come on guys. I work at a news organization and learned wayyy more than I ever needed to know about Chavez today, but I still find this hilarious. It’s just supposed to be funny. After reading ‘serious’ news articles about Chavez all day, trust me, this is exactly what the world needs.

(And there is some ‘education’ in here - they comment on Venezuela’s dubious connections with Cuba in the ‘Fidel bestie’ photo…)

the point is, this wasn’t really funny. there was potential in the whole situation- he was the leader of legions of poor people, he habitually turned the power off to major cities several evenings a month, and he had hideous billboards that say “socialism is the only way”, etc. clearly he was gross.

this is funny to everyone who is not so far up their own asshole that they cannot recognize a bit of humor. congratulations to everyone who thinks their education makes them better than anyone else. the name “hugo chavez” is used in quite a few rap songs, so middle even school drop-outs know who this guy is. take a chill pill, get a sense of humor, and move on.

At least this post got you betches talking
and to the idiot who said Hugo Chavez hated all minorities, you’re obviously misinformed. Go read a book and stop posting the search results from your google page.

those pics(; as lulzy as they are on themselves;) fully epitomizes venezuelans as failures and aids ridden la niggas. no wonder they identified themselves so much with that fucking moron. not as bad as down here though; which makes me feel a little better and actually gave me a glimpse of hope. &btw; i’m still celebrating the dead of that piece-of-shit leader… asi que viva el mierdatario1

those pics(; as lulzy as they are on themselves;) fully epitomizes venezuelans as failures and aids ridden la niggas. no wonder they identified themselves so much with that fucking moron. obv not as bad as down here though; which makes me feel a little better and actually gave me a glimpse of hope. &btw; i’m still celebrating the dead of that piece-of-shit leader… asi que viva el mierdatario1

You guys, Venezuela is LAVISH with betches, like you have no idea. Those betches and their families obvi didnt vote for this mother fucker and we’re all happy he’s finally dead. He made a mess out of our country and made it unsafe to live there, but on the other hand, he basically abolished ALL of the rules so like, we started legally drinking at age 14. I guess that’s not that bad. Everyone wants to party with a high class Venezuelan, or visit our expensive ass beaches. Just google Los Roques. You’re welcome.

It’s amazing how the media is covered by misinformation. You should understand that President Hugo Chavez is loved by most of Venezuelans and his leadership has no discussion. Those who do not know our country, please refrain from commenting.

Yes he is a Communist POS.He is not a champion of the poor.He keeps people poor.If one understands that Socialism is Not a share the wealth
program, but is in reality a method to consolidate and control the wealth, then the seeming paradox of super rich men promoting socialism becomes no paradox at all.
Instead it becomes the logical ,even the perfect tool of power – seeking megalomaniacs. Communism or more accurately ,socialism ,is not the movement of the downtrodden masses ,but of the economic elite. The plan of the conspirator insiders then is to Socialize the United States, not to Communize it.