Katy Perry’s Cleavage Makes the Golden Globes Worth Watching

Hollywood jacked off on your TV tonight. They threw the Golden Globe Awards show for everyone. A reason for good-looking celebrities to further pump up their egos. Oh look at us, we make movies. Now let’s give each other handjobs. *Wank wank wank*

At least people like Katy Perry broke out their breasts. It make this circle jerk worth watching.