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Scratch Hussie is so awesome and popular that his last update made the entire internet crash for a period of 48 hours.

Society almost collapsed as a result.

Wait. How is that any different from our Hussie. I'm not getting it.

He was able to do this with a regular, non-flash-animated update.

I think. My sources may or may not be reliable on this.

Originally Posted by Sizik

It sounds like she has a British accent.

Wait...

British...

Lord British...

Lord English...

OH MY GOD

UU IS MS. PAINT!

Originally Posted by ShyGuy

Originally Posted by LMLYP

Originally Posted by Efesell

Originally Posted by LMLYP

this is the most terrifying part of the update

GT: When do i get to learn your name by the way?
UU: hm trUthfUlly?
UU: it may be for the best that yoU never know it.
UU: it coUld stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm.

Nor do you know whose shoulders it was meant to cover. If you knew that - if you even knew his name - you would understand terror no human ever has.

But there are rules to his entry, and his grim procession through paradox space is rather orderly. The present equilibrium has accounted for him, and will continue to.

oh yeah and "cascading sequence" but someone already caught that i see

so is there any chance uu isn't working for le

This is just kind of silly.

are you implying those three callbacks arent deliberate as all fuck? the question is "is andrew screwing with us or does this mean something".

your references seem to imply that UU is LE, as Jake is specifically asking for UU's name.

if UU is LE,

the retroactively funniest thing in homestuck would be the universe devouring time travelling scourge of paradox space going 'kisses'

Originally Posted by ceilingotaku

Jane, while under the influence of Nepeta's hat, which was under the influence of Betty Crocker, pushed Jake down a flight of stairs on a spaceship that was shortly afterwards blown to bits by a Prospitan spaceship by sending a vine out and whippin' it good.

If this isn't canon I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by mysteriousOutsider

I think any Genetic Shit which involves green slime and time travel is automatically Weird.

Originally Posted by Ken

Originally Posted by Rikushadow5

Oh, yeah. Somebody feel like explaining the whole "Potato" thing? Is it some weird Forum Joke I missed and/or was not here for?

Potatoes are the larval stage of french fries. Seems sufficient to me.

Originally Posted by oogley

I just looked up cuttlefish. Turns out they sometimes eat each other. And have green-blue blood. And have three hearts. And see about eight times better than most creatures. And their eyes are Ws

Everything on [your tumblr] is some degree of excellent and/or sexy. Maybe even Sexcellent.

BEST PRAISE I HAVE EVER GOTTEN.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Of the nine million Jews who had resided in Europe before the Holocaust, approximately two-thirds perished.

Crack Theories!:

- The A1 trolls will have teh same aspect as their corresponding A2 troll, but a different class - CONFIRMED
- Meenah is the Thief of Life - CONFIRMED
- Some A1 trolls have survived the session and are going to meet up with everyone else via shenanigans - Looking unlikely . . .
- Sufferer is the Seer of Blood
- Wiionic is the Page of Doom
- Dolorosa is the Maid of Space
- Grand Highblood is the Heir of Rage

Fluff:

Your chumhandle is greasyMoose and your every comment is Throbbing with barely Restrained euphemistic Excess! Fwom!
~~\/POST-SCRATCH/\~~
Your chumhandle is gamekeepersMinion and You dont often pause or pay much attention really but youre wordve meaning so you gotta sayem now; But when ya do pause its kinda important too;

Re: (You're All Invited To The) Dream Bubble Pajama Party!

because post count is directly proportional to the size of your breasts

So compared to the rest of you mine aren't even a-cups are they
I'm like fuckin' concave or something

Originally Posted by Kieros

God Tier && Old Outfit.
Problem solved. And it's not like they couldn't afford it.

Yes but what would that look like? God tier layout with old outfit colors & patterns or vice versa?
@Action Sandwich
They will probably just change. I don't think they derive their god powers from the pajamas, no matter how stylish they are.

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

Re: (You're All Invited To The) Dream Bubble Pajama Party!

Originally Posted by NemracAngel

I'm even worse....oh well.

I recommend hanging around this thread late at night. You tend to lose track of the conversation and just keep going on about random shit.
breast augmentation = off topic rambling
...which is funny because we were actually talking about nipples last night

Roughly 3 years will pass before the original kids meet the new kids - Confirmed

SB&HJ the Moive is anti-Crocker propoganda - Confirmed

Post Scratch Rose is a world famous author of wizard novels - Confirmed

Meenah was the root cause of the A1 session's failure - Plausible*

A1 Jack Noir will make an appearance

UU's juju is the bunny - the bunny is the light to Cal's dark

uu is LE, and UU is good to LE's evil* might as well be Confirmed

Dani's the coolest Super Confirmed

*Ok I'm calling this one plausible because while it was technically totally busted, she was the one who made them all be ghosts by totally killing everyone and herself so I was on to something - like, if I had just been vaguer in my wording. dammit, lamb, remember, always use the vaguest wording possible
* For proof, nearly a month before the reveal of Calliope

Roughly 3 years will pass before the original kids meet the new kids - Confirmed

SB&HJ the Moive is anti-Crocker propoganda - Confirmed

Post Scratch Rose is a world famous author of wizard novels - Confirmed

Meenah was the root cause of the A1 session's failure - Plausible*

A1 Jack Noir will make an appearance

UU's juju is the bunny - the bunny is the light to Cal's dark

uu is LE, and UU is good to LE's evil* might as well be Confirmed

Dani's the coolest Super Confirmed

*Ok I'm calling this one plausible because while it was technically totally busted, she was the one who made them all be ghosts by totally killing everyone and herself so I was on to something - like, if I had just been vaguer in my wording. dammit, lamb, remember, always use the vaguest wording possible
* For proof, nearly a month before the reveal of Calliope

Penetration isn't even something that inherently has to be associated with male genitals. A lot of people just like to put things in their vaginas because there's an important pleasure receptor in there, and which gender (and which real-life flesh-and-blood genitals) one is turned on by doesn't have to have any bearing on that.

I have no interest in penetration why am I answering this

But look at your avatar...

Originally Posted by Kíeros

Not as angry as shipping. PS:Once on the web, there was a man--His name, Ace of Dark-Hearts.
His song is now sung everywhere, even in supermarts.
He found a site called TV Tropes, a famous one for its
Ability to suck you in to its eternal pits.
He set about upon a quest, to gain all that it knew,
Spent million ho'rs upon its feed, looking at all 'twas new.
And once upon that ancient time, he gave the wisdom wise,
To all who called upon him then, or looked into his eyes.

"I'll never, ever, give you up. We'll be there to the end."
He told unto the great website upon the day called Wend.
I know that it's not spelled that way, well tough, you'll just sue me;
But that isn't important to this amazing story.
He spent all of his waking life, chasing that feeble dream,
But the website did not return his ever faithful gleam.
And now upon this olden time, he gave all wisdom wise,
To those who would call upon him, or looked him in the eyes.

His obsession was way to big, it never looked to wane.
Just wax and wax, and wax it did. 'Twas becoming a bane.
A lifetime spent on this dear task, and getting nothing much.
Some thought of him as crazy, while some others called him such.
"A silly task" they told him so, "You are a stupid guy.
The website will not love you back, why do you even try?"
But still in times of recent past, he gathered wisdom wise,
To share to all who listened here, or looked him in the eyes.

Again and then, again again, he listened to their calls.
"An idiot" he heard them say "I do not have the balls
To be a normal person in a life that works just fine;
The knowledge gained is not that great. Why, that is all they whine.
But I, yes I, will prove them wrong, my love and I will show
Yes, all of the common info that nobody does know.
And now, upon these current days-- I've gathered wisdom wise,
I'll share it to all who listen, or look me in the eyes."

Now this old tale has oft been heard, the lover of a site.
He aged and aged, for a long time, 'til all his hair was white.
And then one day, he disappeared. But this, I've heard, is true:
He still exist, and wants to give that knowledge unto you.
You've heard this song about his lust, and it is now you job,
To join him in his sacred goal, and not to join the mob.
For now, until some time unknown, we'll give the wisdom wise,
To share with all who will listen, or look us in the eyes.

Originally Posted by Wulf

Originally Posted by rogue of void

Originally Posted by FowlJ

Originally Posted by Panda-s1

naw dude, cheese is like coagulated. It's coagulated protein found in milk.

Okay fine, it is fermented, but so is like yogurt, and I don't ever remember going to Bert F. Yogurt's for my friend's birthday.

Re: (You're All Invited To The) Dream Bubble Pajama Party!

Considering that I'm a man, I suppose you would do XD But naw, I'd say you only get convex titties if your counts is below 20. Thereafter, the only way is UP and OUT!

/breastspeak

Originally Posted by wait

Now I know what moral repugnance feels like.

. . . at what? I'm voting for MSPA adventures solidly throughout the entire contest and would be thrilled if it won, but I'm also realistic and would neither be surprised nor upset if it didn't. There are other good comics besides this, you know.

Everything on [your tumblr] is some degree of excellent and/or sexy. Maybe even Sexcellent.

BEST PRAISE I HAVE EVER GOTTEN.

Originally Posted by Tirgo

Of the nine million Jews who had resided in Europe before the Holocaust, approximately two-thirds perished.

Crack Theories!:

- The A1 trolls will have teh same aspect as their corresponding A2 troll, but a different class - CONFIRMED
- Meenah is the Thief of Life - CONFIRMED
- Some A1 trolls have survived the session and are going to meet up with everyone else via shenanigans - Looking unlikely . . .
- Sufferer is the Seer of Blood
- Wiionic is the Page of Doom
- Dolorosa is the Maid of Space
- Grand Highblood is the Heir of Rage

Fluff:

Your chumhandle is greasyMoose and your every comment is Throbbing with barely Restrained euphemistic Excess! Fwom!
~~\/POST-SCRATCH/\~~
Your chumhandle is gamekeepersMinion and You dont often pause or pay much attention really but youre wordve meaning so you gotta sayem now; But when ya do pause its kinda important too;

Re: (You're All Invited To The) Dream Bubble Pajama Party!

Guys guys! I decided to start my own "folder". Because I saw how popular these "folders" are becoming, I wanted to be a part of that endeavor. Though I know my ability to seek out good stuff is limited, I need you guys to help me. Give me links to whatever falls within the domain of this "folder", but don't forget to give credit where credit is due!
On that subject, I've got two uncredited items in my "folder". Please help me find out the original poster if you can.

Do we even know if the original Summoner was all that cool? I just remember him being brave or something.
Coolscar makes sense to counter Eridan's detestable stereotype.
huh
You know it always bothered me that we don't have 8 letter personal & surnames for all the ancestors because I'm ridiculous.
Wouldn't it be cool if we got more info on the "unfinished" trolls through their new counterparts?
eh but Nerdfang suggests we're gonna get all of them rather than just the oddballs, nameways

edit @ wait:
you mean like how we're saying Nerdfang? It's mainly convenience. A small part is obsessively categorizing things, but mostly convenience.
Nerdfang = less letters to type than " new Scorpio troll"

Roughly 3 years will pass before the original kids meet the new kids - Confirmed

SB&HJ the Moive is anti-Crocker propoganda - Confirmed

Post Scratch Rose is a world famous author of wizard novels - Confirmed

Meenah was the root cause of the A1 session's failure - Plausible*

A1 Jack Noir will make an appearance

UU's juju is the bunny - the bunny is the light to Cal's dark

uu is LE, and UU is good to LE's evil* might as well be Confirmed

Dani's the coolest Super Confirmed

*Ok I'm calling this one plausible because while it was technically totally busted, she was the one who made them all be ghosts by totally killing everyone and herself so I was on to something - like, if I had just been vaguer in my wording. dammit, lamb, remember, always use the vaguest wording possible
* For proof, nearly a month before the reveal of Calliope

Re: (You're All Invited To The) Dream Bubble Pajama Party!

Originally Posted by plainWonder

Guys guys! I decided to start my own "folder". Because I saw how popular these "folders" are becoming, I wanted to be a part of that endeavor. Though I know my ability to seek out good stuff is limited, I need you guys to help me. Give me links to whatever falls within the domain of this "folder", but don't forget to give credit where credit is due!
On that subject, I've got two uncredited items in my "folder". Please help me find out the original poster if you can.

And please don't tell me if this "folder" idea was already taken...

Okay.

Here goes nothing. *inhale* I present to you...

kmsumrall or someone already did that. NICE TRY THOUGH. HAHAHAHAH

He didn't have them as a folder though, just a bunch of links in his signature.