"Yeah, that's the bridge pier (expletive). I thought it was the center. Oh (expletive)." ~ From the transcript of the recording device on board the ship which struck the San Franciso Bay Bridge last year, causing a 50,000 gallon oil spill.

the president's powers have become weak!! for if he ware really powerful, he would just laugh at our silly little elections because they would change nothing. but since his powers have been weakened, we're a threat and he must crush us.

LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY!!! DOWN WITH THE BALD TYRANT!!!

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How am I supposed to pick a side when nobody's made any unrealistic and highly exaggerated promises yet?

Well, I guess one hand, The Neko is appealing Because I Like Kitties, but Bob also seems like a good choice because He's Probably Going To Update Next Week. Not that there's anything wrong with the other candidates! (Especially tree.)

"Seems like the only comics that would be good to this person are super action crazy lines, mega poses!"

well, right now we're trying to destroy Bob's chances for re-election, after that's done, then the crazy unrealistic promises will come out, like my update development plan where we'll give $25 a month to any comic artist who updates on a regular basis and can keep that schedule

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I can't help but wonder why there would be an Anarchist political candidate, it seems almost counter-intuitive or at least horridly ironic. I mean, really, anarchy is just the complete dismantlement of a government, and having a leader rise inside the political system seems to be the opposite of that ideal. Sounds more like Platformism to me!

And really, if you're a part of the individualist anarchy movement, there's no call for any effort as it appears to involve sitting around, waiting for the state to disappear through attrition.