Wednesday Caption Contest (THURSDAY EDITION): Part 154.

Greek-American Paul Thymou (C), resident of the Aegean island of Lesbos, holds a banner, reading: "If you are not from Lesbos, you are not a Lesbian," outside of an Athens courthouse in June 2008. The court rejected a complaint by the inhabitants of the Greek island who had wanted gay women to stop monopolising the term 'lesbian.'(AFP/File/Louisa Gouliamaki)

How gay.

Talk about a frivolous lawsuit.

Entries will remain open until 11:59 PM, Central Standard Time, Tuesday, July 29. Submit your captions in the comments section, or email via WILLisms@gmail.com.

Greek-American Paul Thymou (C), resident of the Aegean island of Lesbos, stands outside the hospital where he will begin his long-awaited journey into sex reassignment, so that he can finally be a lesbian in every sense of the word.

Posted by: Nathan Hale at July 27, 2008 03:04 AM

"Not a lesbian? What choo talkin' bout mate?"

(Clearly stolen from Elliot's 1st place win last week! ! !)

Posted by: Maggie Mama at July 27, 2008 08:11 PM

In a tragic turn of events, Greek-American Paul Thymou (C), who was fighting for Lesbos islanders' rights, was brutally murdered by Lambda Legal Fund representative Leslie Ironwood-Colepersyn (R), who saw his banner, and, moments later, strangled him with it.