Because the ranks of Scary Sadshaws will never diminish, those that are in love with both cupcakes and stupid cocktails made with flavored vodkas have demanded there should be a cupcake flavored vodka. This shit is seriously nasty.

The creatively titled Cupcake Vodka comes in four flavors: Original, While Chiffon, Devil's Food, and Frosting. Frosting? Frosting? Who wants to drink a shot that tastes like boozy frosting? We're shocked they missed the opportunity to go for the sad girl with cravings trifecta and have a red velvet cupcake vodka with a picture of a cat on the bottle. Either way, at least everyone can combine those empty calories from cupcakes and booze and just get them all at once.