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Biography

Derphoof was born on May 24th, 2009.

Soon after, he would be attentive and learn the ways, but fell into state of inactivity due to other commitments. During 2012, his interest was re-ignited and he became more involved in the New World. Not long after, he would become involved in Canadian media and politics, becoming an active member of the Canadian Progressive Front. After a couple terms as both a congressman and president of Canada, he would move to the USA, where he would serve the single longest term as President in the USA History.

Politics

Minister of Information

During the Wally Cleaver Administration, Derphoof took up the position of Minister of Information, reporting on all kinds of government activities. During this time he reported on a surprising MPP between Canada and Indonesia, as well as a lack of MU Funding distribution. However, in disagreeing with the way policy was being conducted by the administration, he promptly resigned from the post on September 18th, 13 days into the term.

President of Canada

Following his short stint as the Minister of Information, he was elected President of Canada on October 5th, 2012. He ran on a platform mainly based on foreign affairs, as Canada was without an alliance at the time. During the campaign, he said that he would explore the possibility of being Pro-CTRL while also promising Canada a war. However, after seeing the true instability of CTRL, he told Canada that they would be keeping the EDEN MPPs and looking at the possibility of EDEN membership. Soon after, to help drain ONE damage from battles in Portugal and Colombia, he would declare war on Spain while also telling Canada that they would be wiped as a consequence. Although Colombia obtained a congress, Portugal and Canada did not, as they were both wiped.

Derphoof, shortly before his second term, would announce his intentions to put Canada on the path to membership in the Circle of Trust. At the same time, Ireland was requesting a TW because they had not had a war in some time. Derphoof obliged to their request and NE'd Ireland to begin the TW. In doing this, they lost many of their MPP's which also set the stage for discussions in Congress about joining CoT. However, in believing that he could not drum up the 66% vote of support needed to join the alliance, he abandoned the plan and began to re-sign the EDEN MPP's. Following the close of the Irish TW, Canada was quite complacent for the rest of the month as nothing of note occurred.

President of The United States

Following a rousing month under Fingerguns, Derphoof received 48.4% of votes in the February 2017 election, allowing him to begin his ascent to godhood. In the campaign, Derphoof challenged the eUSA community to be more engaged and active in their alliance and in the international warfront. Referring to prior administrations as "risk-averse," he asked the country to claim a new identity. The first month was spent paying attention to National MU's and spending more time in alliance affairs, looking for conflicts to engage in.

In the second month, following an unopposed election, Derphoof set about to realign the USA on the world stage. For years, the US straddled the middle to great effectiveness but also great boredom. As such, Derphoof sought to grow ties to the Asteria alliance and its partners. This was done by first resolving the long-festering conflict with Canada, through the use of training wars and an eventual MPP. Quelling this conflict gave Canada's allies in Asteria and Orion confidence that they could begin on a new path with the USA. As such, France, Lithuania, the UK, Slovenia, and China signed MPPs with the USA.

In the third month, after winning reelection by 6 votes, Derphoof sought to solidify its place on the Asterian side and drag Pacifica along with it. As such, Derphoof helped to organize a joint Pacifica strike against a struggling Syndicate alliance, with the aim of breaking it apart. While Poland, Russia, Finland and others attacked Turkey, the USA launched an airstrike into Ukraine. With help from Pacifica and Asterian allies, the USA overcame a desperate all-out defense from Ukraine and Syndicate. After the successful airstrikes and occupation, Syndicate dissolved. An attempt to get a groundbreaking MPP with Serbia fell short in Serbia, with a relatively close vote. Derphoof was also able to successfully install his MoFA Yui MHCP001 as SG of Pacifica.

In the 4th-6th months, Derphoof stayed the course, further fostering relations with Asterian countries, keeping Ukraine under his heel and trolling the lifeforce out of them in domestic and international media. For the rest of Derphoof's presidency, Ukraine had no congress. Rather, domestic issues and personality conflicts reared their ugly head, as two major parties refused to participate in the meta, frequently trying to deny smooth money transfers to the Congressional Budget Office. However, things were relatively sane domestically, upon leaving office. The last act of Derphoof was to reinstate Dioism as the national religion of the United States.

Derphoof holds the record for most consecutive terms as President of the USA, and is revered as the "Equine Emperor."

Newspaper

Daily Derp

Derphoof first entered into the media with simple reports on daily events, maintaining an unbiased view. He would run a series of articles as Congressional Updates, to better inform the people of the actions of Congress, as they were rarely publicized. From there, he would use his newspaper to begin to promote his party, the Canadian Progressive Front, and write the commentary on the political culture of Canada.

After moving to the USA, he began offering up commentary on current events of the American political scene while achieving 450 subscribers to his newspaper. Since the onset of World War VI he has become one of the foremost propagandists in the USA.

Gallery

Achievements

Medals

Freedom Fighter (x1)

Hard Worker (x13)

Congress Member (x16)

Country President (x8)

Battle Hero (x61)

Resistance Hero (x5)

Super Soldier (x30)

Mercenary (x1)

True Patriot (x15)

Decorations

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