Only a good idea if you don't mind shorting-out the computer bit, if not overloading it from the heat. That is if it doesn't trip your electrical breakers with the amount of current running through that.
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Originally Posted by Te Darasuum Mandalor

good idea: he still has a baby in him!

You're obviously not aware of the "ninja" I'm talking about.
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Running around with your orgy harem in the cold right now, each in nothing but a thong.

We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

Ooh, pretty. I'd be down for that. Also, take some Heet brand antifreeze (it's ethyl alcohol or something like that) and mix in some boric acid powder (roach killer)--be careful as both of these are extremely toxic--then ignite it and you have green fire as well. There was also something else you could by boiling some ferrous liquid similar to hematite and it made purple clouds and it trails red once it catches on ceilings or walls and condensed again in liquid form. (Does anyone else know what I'm talking about? Know what the magical stuff is called?)

(BTW, oh, that's right you live in a farming community where they are nuisances, mybad)

Sequel to Angry Cat Man's "Yelling at cats" video.

We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

Well, for me it would be a bad idea because it means that I only show up to get inebriated, but for a more regular churchgoer it'd probably be alright to get drunk every once in a while. I mean, if the priest is alright with it.

Good idea, but I'm pretty sure that it's already around. But if not, the caffeine would make people think that it makes them sober up, and then the placebo effect will hit, which will make them act less like idiots, so everyone wins.

Dropping out of an engineering program to double major in Theatre and Women's Studies.

^^^From a serious standpoint, however, you're not exactly counteracting one another with caffeine vs alcohol. I may be being too scientific about it but it's true that your system really is having a hard time compensating and keeping up when you do this: your body is reacting to both at the same time and sending out signals according to both. Your system panics. BAD, bad idea.
From a flavorful standpoint: Already tried, results vary. Blueberry soda and lager isn't too bad, actually. Some, on the other hand taste just awful.

Hotsauce enema.

We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!