If Old Firm fold Well look like winners

Do you realise if Motherwell beat Celtic by 29 goals today we move into second spot in the SPL? Then we just need the Parkhead club to follow Rangers into administration and suddenly it's all looking good for the mighty Well.

Do you realise if Motherwell beat Celtic by 29 goals today we move into second spot in the SPL? Then we just need the Parkhead club to follow Rangers into administration and suddenly it's all looking good for the mighty Well.

Fir Park played host to an 8000 crowd on Wednesday night - 6000 Motherwell fans, 1000 Hibs supporters and 1000 bluenoses who wanted to watch a big Champions League team.

Highlight of the exciting 4-3 win was Michael Higdon's overhead kick - easily the best one I've seen since Pele's effort in Escape to Victory.

But praise, too, for the shout I heard as the players trudged off at half-time.

With Motherwell trailing 1-0 (just like the first game when an electrical fault forced the Friday night fixture to be scrapped) a voice in the Main Stand roared: "Get the f****** floodlights aff!" AI BET even Celtic fans will sympathise with Andy Kerr, the Rangers Supporters' Assembly chief, who was given a two-year ban for being three times over the limit when he drove home from the 1-0 defeat by Kilmarnock.

Well, come on, is there a single Gers fan who DIDN'T get blootered after that game? Andy was also fined £670 and I hear he's offered to pay 10p in the £ with the rest of the cash going to SaveRangers.com.

Good lad!

The collection buckets will be out in force for Rangers and, as happens at any crisis club, I guarantee fans will dig deep.

Just a thought ... any chance of a few bob from all the former Rangers players who clearly benefitted from the infamous EBTs? PS: Don't know what the appearance fees are like on STV's current affairs show Scotland Tonight but, even if it was 20 quid a time, surely big Mark Dingwall must have more than enough dosh to buy his beloved Rangers? AACCORDING to a snippet in yesterday's paper, football fans visiting Poland for Euro 2012 have been warned public loos are quite scarce and hard to find.