the absolute nadir of academic institutions, infamous for the arrogance, idiocy, and moral bankruptcy of its students, faculty, and administration and characterized by popped collars, photography of other males not wearing shirts, a dangerously overinflated perception of athletic skill, and myriad other trappings of abject faggotry. Their crude attempts at obscuring these facts not withstanding, no sensible, heterosexual male would ever deign to join this Sodom and Gomorrah of the ISL.

Belmont Hill students, in their boorish and poorly-conceived efforts to besmirch the good name of a certain other, inexorably superior rival institution, claim that 'at least they get laid.' They fail to mention, however, that their sexual exploits involve exclusively other males.

the absolute nadir of academic institutions, infamous for the arrogance, idiocy, and moral bankruptcy of its students, faculty, and administration and characterized by popped collars, photography of other males not wearing shirts, effeminate nicknames, a dangerously overinflated perception of athletic skill, and myriad other trappings of abject faggotry. Their crude attempts at obscuring these facts not withstanding, no sensible, heterosexual male would ever deign to join this Sodom and Gomorrah of the ISL.

Belmont Hill students, in their boorish and poorly-conceived efforts to besmirch the good name of a certain other, inexorably superior rival institution, claim that 'at least they get laid.' They fail to mention, however, that their sexual exploits involve exclusively other males.

an all pimp school that basically owns st sebestians in every way shape or form, on the football field we destroy them, in the rink we knock kids out, and wen we dont, they shoot eachother in the necks with pucks, remember, oompa loompas do not play hockey if he were a little bit taller it would of hit him in the ass