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The Couch of Your Dreams is Finally Here -- AND IT'S FREE

Highlights:Armrests (2): Tired of holding your arms like a chump? Rest them like a KING!Seats (3): Quit making your friends sit on the floor! They hate you for itWooden Frame: guarantees your safety!Hide-a-Bed: Your drunk friends will sleep better than ever: this couch TRANSFORMS into a bed!

THAT'S RIGHTTHIS COUCH IS OPTIMUS PRIME!

If you're never owned a couch before, now's your chance. We're giving this couch away -- all you have to do is show up and take it!