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I read things like this and it almost makes me want to institute Singapore's policy for dealing with recreants. A good, sound caning with a bamboo rod soaked in brine. As the welts heal, perhaps the pain might prod some of these theological pustules into perusing genuine biblical truth.

BTW, I would have followed TeamPyro etiquette and suggested using a Costco frozen meat chub, however I don't have access to a Costco here. More than that, a meat chub seems a bit severe for what is merely a disciplinary matter with an out of control adolescent.

Seriously, I want to take this to my Sunday school class this weekend, where we're reading and discussing The Truth War. A great parody (although too close to real) of the postmodern and emergent response to clarity of thought and truth.

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