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Hump Day Hottie: College Ballers

Screw Christmas; right now is the most wonderful time of the year. You have the NBA, NHL, and Spring Training at full steam. Golf and tennis is picking back up. Those that must have football can occupy themselves with the NFL Draft next month, college football spring practices, and the AFL. And of course the college basketball. Oh, the college basketball. Every night this week there is a championship game from some conference and beginning today with the Big East tournament there’s basketball starting at noon. And then there’s next Thursday. Yes, these are the days that I live for ladies and gentlemen.

So in honor of the greatest two weeks of the year here’s a look at some of the players you’ll be hearing about and watching. Let’s start off right with someone who makes me want to apply to the University of Texas so I can stalk cheer him, D.J. Augustin.

No Michael Beasely? Kid is HOT. And a monster. And the clear #1 NBA draft pick, so in less than 4 months kid is going to be LOADED as well.
(I would note the lack of the Hansbrough, but seeing as you are a Dookie, it is understandable. Also his hottness is really magnified by how awesome he is, hence if you do not find him awesome he might be less hot…)

Yes, ladyandrea, we should probably work out some sort of rotation schedule… also we might have to whack his girlfriend first. She’s small and blonde and a cheerleader. I feel like I could take her alone, I might just need some help corraling her, shes quite small and nimble.

I find Steven Gray ridiculously hot, but then I feel ridiculously old and dirty. Can a 28 year old leer at college boys? (I hope so, because I am going to NCAA wrestling next week, so I have lots of leering to do.)

Re: Drew Neitzel – as a Wisconsin fan, I just plain hate him. The comment that takes him the Wentworth Miller/Channing Tatum path is just wrong. If he were actually as hot as Tatum, Id’ be ok with it. But he’s not. He’s more “Powder” than “She’s the Man”

Gotta chime in to defend Drew Neitzel, what with him being my favorite player for a good four years now. The boy definitely takes some pretty terrible pictures (the one in the post arguably being one of them), that’s for sure, but he’s GORGEOUS in person. Big blue eyes, dimples, the works, plus he’s a really good guy on top of it. And come on, look at this headshot: