The so-called Sand Hill Slave claims that Sand Hill Road is no closer than 40 miles to any body of water.

(while dissing Ticonderoga Capital)"...You name your firm after a fort that was...renamed after an Iroquois term meaning "Land between two waters" and your address is on Sand Hill Rd., Approximately [sic] 40+ miles away in any direction from bodies of water..."

-Sand Hill Slave http://www.sandhillslave.com/journal/

Now how is Sand Hill Road not within 40 miles of any body of water? Either the Pacific Ocean and San Francisco Bay don't qualify as bodies of water in "her" eyes, or the Sand Hill Slave is a bit of a hoax. Even VC admins are not so spaced out to think that Sand Hill Road is not within 40 miles of any body of water.

Perhaps we will soon see anonymous blogs from VCs dissing their admins. Now *that* would be good. Lots of juicy stories to tell, I'm sure...