[the churched]

her: You want to know what was so fabulous about your Rachel Maddow text?
her: It came right after my step dad told me my life was all fucked up because My heart is wholly given over to the devil.
her: It just made me love your more.
her: I choose fucked up to summarize the sermon.
him: Well devil girl, I adore the shit out of you
her: Because you know. Only the churched demonstrate morality.
him: Thank God for that
her: Take it from the damned, you’re one hell of a good man. This lesbian loves you.