I spend half an hour detailing a crime on the phone, waiting while it was all typed in. Then two uniforms come round and ask the exact same questions again and spend an hour writing it all up in handwriting (although on a tablet).

First time driving all the way through the centre of our great capital city today. I had to do a job in canary wharf.
Didnt go through one nice area, what a s**t hole! Thankgod I live in the countryside.

Not a troll, just surprised at how messy and dirty, some of these 'expensive exclusive' suburbs I see in these house buying programs are.

Saw a promo stand of mince pies in the coop. Utterly depressed me for the rest of the day.
Then i spent the day doing CSV uploads which by comparison elated me to a zenith i had previously thought unachievable.

Both the egg yolks in my fried egg cob this morning were not runny, and the cob was not smothered in cheap marg. This was offset by the fried egg on my lunch time bubble and squeak which had a perfect dippy yolk.

I was disappointed when I got a text from DPD saying 'sorry we couldn't deliver your parcel as nobody was in to sign, we've left a card.'...

Well firstly no you didn't leave a card you lazy gobshite and secondly about 400 people were in my office including the post room... Quick phone call to DPD and the driver sheepishly arrived 45 mins later with my parcel...

Getting my car back from the body shop for a third time following a minor accident and it still was not right, how difficult can it be to fit a headlight after a bumper and wing replacement repair?

I was told that the manager had inspected it personally! It was also delivered two hours late so I missed some meetings at work and to add to my frustration they returned the car with about a litre of fuel left, 8 miles left on the counter.