SUPERMAN: Is this the most beautifu planet in the universe, or what?
MM: Pfff, thatīs as much silly bias as that whole "miss universe" thing.

Hehehehehehehe

BATMAN: "So Marvel's whole strategy now is that to make their heroes hit each other?"
SUPERMAN: "They still get more films made than us."
BATMAN: "While so many of my brethren must settle for animation. Clearly something is not right here..."

Iron Man: "So, what are you doing tonight?"
Superman: "Well, I just saved the world while you were talking, so I'm up for some R&R."
Iron Man: "let's go to the movies."
Superman: "I've got a better Idea. Give me a second."

Iron Man: "What was that all about and why do we look different?"
Superman: "Why go to the movies when you can be in them."

LUTHOR: 47 percent of the American people are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you name it. That, that's an entitlement.

SUPERMAN: Can you believe this scumbag actually got to be president once?

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

Superman : "It's very confusing. I coulda swore this is where Metropolis is. I wonder if Lex has been hiding Kryptonite somewhere near me, perhaps I'm hallucinating."

MM : "I need you to detail your movements this morning. Perhaps we can work it out together."

Superman : "Well, I left Metropolis about 9am this morning, it was pretty quiet so I thought I'd take a few minutes and have a shave. I normally do it indoors but the sun was out, the birds were singing, and I thought what the hell ........ let's have an outdoor experience. So I flew up onto this rock (or what I thought was this rock), sat down, pulled out my mirror, and just went at the stubble with my heat vision."

MM : "Clark ........... was Metropolis in front of you or behind you?"

Superman : "Well I didn't want to risk the heat vision bouncing off the mirror and setting fire to those bushes behind us, so I turned round and Metropolis was behind me."

SUPERMAN: "Somewhere out there is Wally West, his wife, and his kids. As his friends, it is our job to find him and restore him to his rightful place as the One True Flash."
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: "Agreed. I'm getting really sick and tired of Barry and his lame Laurel & Hardy impressions."

SUPERMAN: "I don't know why so many fans are upset about this. Don't they realize that this is just a temporary thing to boost sales, raise eyebrows, and give the forums something to overload before the writers inevitably send us in different directions?"
WONDER WOMAN: "Meh, they're our fans, it's what they do."

SUPERMAN: But Bruce, how come you didnīt go for Baneīs mask in your first fight?

BATMAN: I didnīt know what the mask did. For all I knew, it was a symbol, like Jokerīs make-up or my own mask. Remember, even the CIA agent questioned Bane about the mask and he answered cryptically.

SUPERMAN: And how come he left you with a doctor in the pit and you recovered so quickly?

BATMAN: Remember, I didnīt have a spinal chord injury like in Knightfall, it was an exposed vertebrae, a prison is gonna have a guy who knows how to pop a bone back in place. Itīs not like I had Doctor House performing brain surgery with robots on me. And it wasnīt that easy, I spent months recovering in that pit.

SUPERMAN: But how did you get back to Gotham without any money, and so soon?

BATMAN: In BB, I spent seven years travelling all over the world and I didnīt have money either, that wasnīt my first rodeo. And it took me three weeks.

SUPERMAN: Okay, but how did you survive the nuclear fusion reactor explosion?

BATMAN: I had fixed The Batīs autopilot. The reactor had a destruction range of six miles, a distance that souped up chopper could cover in very little time. I had an escape pod in my frikking car, you think I wouldnīt have something similar in a flying machine?

SUPERMAN: Okay, okay, fine, but how did you...

BATMAN: Clark, for the last time, stop going to these fanboy message boards. How these people manage to waste so much time with those petty arguments, thatīs a "plot hole" that has no answer...

__________________AVVY BY KANE 52630

"Sometimes, people deserve more. Sometimes, they deserve to have their faith rewarded." So, thank you for rewarding mine, Mr. Nolan.

SUPERMAN: But Bruce, how come you didnīt go for Baneīs mask in your first fight?

BATMAN: I didnīt know what the mask did. For all I knew, it was a symbol, like Jokerīs make-up or my own mask. Remember, even the CIA agent questioned Bane about the mask and he answered cryptically.

SUPERMAN: And how come he left you with a doctor in the pit and you recovered so quickly?

BATMAN: Remember, I didnīt have a spinal chord injury like in Knightfall, it was an exposed vertebrae, a prison is gonna have a guy who knows how to pop a bone back in place. Itīs not like I had Doctor House performing brain surgery with robots on me. And it wasnīt that easy, I spent months recovering in that pit.

SUPERMAN: But how did you get back to Gotham without any money, and so soon?

BATMAN: In BB, I spent seven years travelling all over the world and I didnīt have money either, that wasnīt my first rodeo. And it took me three weeks.

SUPERMAN: Okay, but how did you survive the nuclear fusion reactor explosion?

BATMAN: I had fixed The Batīs autopilot. The reactor had a destruction range of six miles, a distance that souped up chopper could cover in very little time. I had an escape pod in my frikking car, you think I wouldnīt have something similar in a flying machine?

SUPERMAN: Okay, okay, fine, but how did you...

BATMAN: Clark, for the last time, stop going to these fanboy message boards. How these people manage to waste so much time with those petty arguments, thatīs a "plot hole" that has no answer...

Hehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "So I hear the Perks of Being A Wallflower only got a limited release."
BATMAN: "I know. Surprising given it was based on a critically acclaimed book and stars Emma Watson of the Harry Potter franchise. You'd think the studio would want to capitalize on her and the perception of being her first big post-Potter project."
SUPERMAN: "Meh, it's a movie about angst ridden teens, it's not that unique an experience."
BATMAN: "That's shallow Clark."
SUPERMAN: "Says the guy who actually paid money to go see Wolverine Origins."
BATMAN: "Shut up."

SUPERMAN: "You know hitting 100 issues used to be a badge of honor, now it's seen as a kiss of death. What happened?"
BATMAN: "Continuity, basically. No one wants to deal with it. Fans don't want to deal with it. Writers, artists and editors don't want to deal with it, and sales being what they are now they're afraid that fans of all ages will feel turned off by the big numbers like they'll be walking into an adventure they won't understand, etc."

LUTHOR: Forget all I did in the past, this is the perfect real estate scam: Iīll offer people a ton of credit to buy houses they canīt really afford, and get people to put for sale houses no one really wants, then Iīll bet against my own clients to collect insurance money, and when the whole thing blows up Iīll hold the economy hostage, get a ton of bail money from government and stay rich while the dumb losers stay homeless and poor.

Superman : "It's very confusing. I coulda swore this is where Metropolis is. I wonder if Lex has been hiding Kryptonite somewhere near me, perhaps I'm hallucinating."

MM : "I need you to detail your movements this morning. Perhaps we can work it out together."

Superman : "Well, I left Metropolis about 9am this morning, it was pretty quiet so I thought I'd take a few minutes and have a shave. I normally do it indoors but the sun was out, the birds were singing, and I thought what the hell ........ let's have an outdoor experience. So I flew up onto this rock (or what I thought was this rock), sat down, pulled out my mirror, and just went at the stubble with my heat vision."

MM : "Clark ........... was Metropolis in front of you or behind you?"

Superman : "Well I didn't want to risk the heat vision bouncing off the mirror and setting fire to those bushes behind us, so I turned round and Metropolis was behind me."