Scarlett Johansson shared the most boring anecdote about Mark Consuelos accidentally taking her breast pump, which was supposed to read as endearing and relatable. But a breast pump doesn’t automatically make a story funny or interesting. A breast pump being stashed in the wrong limo for 10 minutes… Scarlett has better stories than that.

Isabelle Huppert joined Instagram January 5. Emma Stone is an abstainer. This won’t affect Oscar votes (the bulk of the voting demo won’t care about social media) but it does signify a willingness to hustle in all areas, right?