Let's take this in a different direction then. I'd like a philosophical analysis of the Mike Show/ Sick Clique aesthetic. Let's cap it off with an adjective of our own creation/appropriation that shouts "Mike!" It could just be "Mike!"

At a bachelor party (at which the groom's sister's boyfriend was buying his girlfriend's dad AND himself lap dance after lap dance) I saw a guy drop $3,500 in an hour, which is chump change for Vegas but quite a bit for Raleigh.