"Everybody say 'HEY HO!'" I said accompanied by my own made up beat box sound effect. Scrap laughed. "Hey ho, you're such a white boy." Scrap always knew how to pee on my parade. I sat back in my chair and pointed Scrap's attention at my blinking cursor. "Check out this little ditty." Scrap placed the pile of paper he was clutching in his paws on a corner of Dunnit's desk and wandered over to gaze upon my discovery. "Holy crap. HEY HO!" Scrap responded as he moved the cursor to scroll down the artifact represented on the screen. To: dunnitright@someplace.edu From: richter@bigpharmacycompany.com Su: Result set 16679 Yes, we are very pleased. This combined with the projects alpha and beta is truly some incredible work. We look forward to the next result set in project charlie, and I have arranged for appropriate compensation for alpha and beta. Please keep me abreast of the situation. D. Richter "Hold on to your date book, Scrappy-san. Read the next one." I said as I pointed to another artifact that I had already carved out of the image using FTK. Scrap opened the artifact and dropped his jaw appropriately. From: dunnitright@someplace.edu To: richter@bigpharmacycompany.com Su: Result set 16694 You are not understanding or interpreting the results correctly. The entire charlie project needs to be scrapped and the work re-done. Affective rate is nowhere near the 62% as thought. Kiltlifter does not understand this project, nor can he speak about it in an authoritative manner. "Trouble in paradise?" Scrap asked as he scratched his head. "It would appear so." I replied as I continued to dig through the workstation image. - "Not again!" Hugo complained as his water bottle spilled into his lap as he removed the keys from the ignition without taking his eyes from his binoculars. "Gotta move. Gotta move!" Hugo exited his car and made a slow yet direct beeline towards Dunnit who appeared to be busy scrutinizing the cars driving by looking for an available taxi. Dunnit had his back turned towards Hugo and fidgeted nervously with something in one of his pockets. As Hugo closed in on Dunnit, Dunnit removed the object from his pocket and placed it to his mouth. With a quick applied pressure of his right hand, Dunnit took a deep breath and returned the object to his pocket. "James Dunnit?" Hugo asked as stood behind Dunnit. Dunnit turned around quickly, his eyes as big as saucers. "Um, you are?" Dunnit asked as he removed his inhaler from his pocket once again. "A friend." Hugo replied as he removed his identification from his pocket and allowed Dunnit to gaze upon his private investigator credentials. "You're missed back at the university." "You don't understand!" Dunnit said with a twitch of his shoulder. "You don't understand!" Dunnit backed away slowly. Hugo placed his wallet back into his pocket and raised his hands on either side of his body. "James. Calm down. I was asked to find you. People are concerned about you just disappearing. Dr. Kiltlifter asked me to find you and provide you with a safe return to the university." Dunnit sat down on a nearby bus bench and shook his head violently. "NO! NO! Kiltlifter won't listen to me! He has no idea what he's talking about! This has got to stop. Stop!!!" Hugo was feeling a bit overwhelmed by his tweaking target. Was Dunnit on drugs? Crazy? Not hugged enough as a child? "James, I can't help you unless you talk to me. What doesn't Kiltlifter understand?" Hugo pleaded. Dunnit moved several pieces of folded notebook paper from his left pocket and unfolded them like a loving parent. He displayed them to Hugo using both of his shaking hands. "This! This! You see this? This is years of my life right here. This is one of the drugs I've been working on, but you probably already know that if Kiltlifter hired you. I'm not going back. I'm ending this right here!" Dunnit said, blowing a bit of spittle out of his mouth with every word. "Why? Why won't you go back? What's so bad about going back and talking to Kiltlifter? We're just going to sit down and have a nice adult conversation. What's so wrong with that?" Hugo said empathetically. "Because Kiltlifter is intent on killing a lot of people!"

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