I know it's a holiday today and most of you aren't at work reading this trying to kill as much time as possible before you have to do any actual work, so you may be missing out on these sweet pictures of the new Heidi Montag and her big fake boobs eating ice cream. I'm not sure if that made any sense, but I've been drinking long island ice tea all morning so I'm a little out of it. Anyhow, just enjoy the pictures of Heidi so I can get back to my BBQ.