A Sign174 Views, 1 Nod, 0 Comments.On Thu, 19th Feb 15, Talisman wrote
This is a sign that I saw in an estate agents window as I walked into
work this morning, that I thought was rather good:
A house is made of...

He Never Listens297 Views, 4 Nods, 0 Comments.On Wed, 04th Feb 15, Talisman wrote
It's like, the fiddler with a dry skin elbow
Oh! The horror of it all
No strings to his bow
Like Robin Hood on his worst day
Under a full-fat...

Merry Christmas264 Views, 1 Nod, 0 Comments.On Sun, 21st Dec 14, Talisman wrote
I just want to wish all the readers and writers a merry Christmas
and a happy New Year.
Keep it up.
As the nun said to the vicar.

Desperation Falls568 Views, 5 Nods, 0 Comments.On Wed, 12th Nov 14, Talisman wrote
Desperation Falls
There she flows
A waterfall of wonder
Resplendent in all her glory
Cast against a backdrop of rock
Glistening splendour in...

Grampa Summers Is A Gifted Ass-Whisperer511 Views, 2 Nods, 0 Comments.On Mon, 22nd Sep 14, Talisman wroteGrampa Summers is a gifted ass-whisperer
He has a proctol gift of the gab
He can cure whatever ails you
With a subtly muttered conflab
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Try not...