A while back after making a sassy anime Bucko Bruce, I made a joke that someone should make all the logos into anime. Then implied that someone would be me. I waited. I waited a long time, hoping against hope that someone else would see that post and decide to beat me to the punch, thus saving me from my own terrible idea.

No one wanted to be a hero, so I must sacrifice myself for the greater gods of weeaboo. Time to get oh so kawaii, NFL.

And heaven save us all.

(Logos are organized by division in case you can’t figure one out)

We used a Phoenix Down on Kurt Warner’s career

Not so bad right, hold on it gets worse

Go, Jim Harbaugh! Harbaugh uses RAGE

Falcons used FLY. But, it failed

Sir Purrfect nightmares

Piracy CAN be adorable

My only reference that gives me any credibility

I’m a strong independent Viking girl with a mustache

Daww

My Neighbor Another Fat Wisconsinite

Basically my face when Eli gets intercepted

The hair looks electrified from all the batteries thrown at it

Oh Jerry Jones-san, you are the cutest old senile fart EVER

Change my name, but Snyder-San, don’t you love me?

Just kawaii, baby

I don’t know Naruto’s catchphrase so pretend I made it here

Alex Smith, the last checkdown bender

YES I WENT THERE

Meow

Is anyone in anime afraid of getting poked in their massive eyeballs

Yeah I bet some of you expected an Attack on Titan joke here WELL GO SCREW YOURSELF

Accurate representation of the people who will be mad at me for this article

The Steelers only need one more DragonRing to summon the Dragon and fulfill their wish of becoming the most insufferable fanbase on the planet

Hello first round playoff exit

Johnny Manziel-san you are my favorite and oh my god I can’t even finish this sentence without throwing up

Ooooh, so dark and mysterious, I bet he writes poetry and is also likely a vampire

“Farve-chan almost sat next to me in class today! He’s so dreamy, but I just can’t get him to pay attention. Perhaps if I can collect the six stones of Shijo-Habura in time he will fall in love with me! Help me, Goodell-sama!”