You Are What You Eat: Pizza Shirt

This photo-realistic pepperoni Pizza Shirt is a GREAT alternative to actually wearing a hot pizza, which I’ve done in the past. I’ve got the burn scars to prove it! You… don’t wanna see them. Not quite healed up yet. They offer a veggie option as well, but where’s the fun in that? If I wanted vegetables I’d get a salad shirt, amirite?! The shirt are unisex (more like unisexy!), come in sizes ranging from S-XL and are $40 bucks a pop. Wait, what? Nevermind — it’d cheaper to just buy a couple pizzas and take my chances on scalding. I’m not made of money!