Dislikes: writing essays (then again...maybe if it was about something I like...), how it's practically impossible to find shoes that fit, my parents getting mad at me

December 1st, 2009: I'VE UPDATED! FINALLY! Yes, it's true! I've finally updated my Storm Hawks story Alone, three chapters actually, and there should be more coming soon (I know, I know. How many times have I said THAT before)...that is, providing the plot bunnies don't desert me again (which I have a sinking feeling they already have...) Back on track...I hope you enjoy the new chapters of Alone!

August 5th, 2009: Okay...so I know I'm probably in a bit of shit with anyone who's been looking for updates (or maybe I've been forgotten all about...sadface). I am really sorry! I know I said I'd update, but I really and honestly haven't had the time (or the motivation really :S). I was in summer school for math all July and I've been being kinda lazy ever since. But fear not! For I am now in a writing mood!! :) The plot bunny gods have been good to me and I got some inspiration, for several stories actually, just yesterday and have, ever since, been in a writing mood. I don't know how long it will take me to get anything up, but there IS some stories coming soon!! (please don't kill me!!)

April 3rd, 2009: Oh-Em-Flipping-GEE!! If you have been watching Eleventh Hour, then you'll probably know why I'm freaking out. If not, I'll explain...yesterday was the season finale (hopefully not SERIES finale!) of Eleventh Hour and as you probably gathered from my freaking out...it was A-freakin-mazing!! Anywho...I'm sorry. I know I said that I had motivation to write more for Alone and possibly some of my other stories, but I procrastinated about it...then I got in a huge truckload of truble with school and the parental units (I am really hating school right now), so I was kinda afraid to do anything other than my hmwk (including writing stories)...but since last night I've kinda gotten my nerve back...and have written another EH story (which unfortunatly has nothing to do with the finale...that's coming later ;3)...and hopefully I'll be able to write some of my other stuff (and not procrastinate XP)

March 5th, 2009: Hey-ho!! I'm back!! I've been getting my second wind for writing ever since I started writing fics for Eleventh Hour (amazing show by the way...you should check it out if you like science stuff or crime shows or both...s'good!!), so I am getting the motivation to write more for Alone (at least...if not Tart's Fairy Tales too ;3)...so hopefully ch 12 of Alone will be up soon (crosses fingers)

CurrentFavorite Pairings:

Alice/Hatter (Alice in Wonderland, 2010)

Dean/Castiel (Supernatural)

Sam/Gabriel (Supernatural)

Ryan/Esposito (Castle)

The Top Ten Reasons Why Anti-Gay Marriage People Are Stupid:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".8. dont use any punctuation9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".12. Sing Along At The Opera.13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If seeing Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are mad and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and the Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.

If you think that Disney films ROCK and can be watched by all ages, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Maths is a pointless subject after you've learnt the basics (e.g. adding and subtracting), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't understand why people actualy watch Big Brother, copy and paste this into you profile.

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If Wile E. Coyote (Looney Toons) had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself... "Where the hell is my ceiling!?"

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.

Gilbert was a circus performer and he had been his entire life. The circus had a habit of picking up misfits and eccentrics but the performers here were some of the strangest characters he had ever met. He just had to keep reminding himself to take it one step at a time… And not look down.

It starts on terra hallow and a surfing contest but the storm hawks are staying til halloween. It's the ulimate halloween Party known throughout the atmos as the scariest party there's ever been. New friends are made and old one's found. P X A pairing.

It all started on tropica, where they meet a young lady, names Saphire. Amazingly funny, sweet and caring. With her help, she can make our skyknight and navigator admit their love for each other and maybe bring a feew others together. AxP and more.

Snow finds a second set of prints on the bottle Fusco planted and a mysterious man identifies them as Finch's. Together they plan to lure Reese in by using Finch as bait and Reese will need Carter's and Fusco's help to get their mutual friend back.

Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!

Long!Plotty!werewolf AU. In which Reese has turned Finch, neither of them know how to deal with it, and a werewolf starts killing people across the city, bringing the CIA into the mix. Reese should've stayed in Montana. Five parts.

It's funny, sometimes, how well unrelated things always seem to come back to fitting you and I. -o- A compilation of ficlets written for my new project, Quest for Quotes, where I use donated favorite quotes as writing prompts for Arthur/Eames.

Poor Piper. Bad luck, bad news and more in one week? Yes. And the fear if Aerrow knew what happened on the terra would get her kicked off the team? Yep she's got that too. PIper X Aerrow Pairing. Rated t for langauge and Piper's Situation. complete

Daltonverse.When Dwight moves into his new house, he finds more than he expected. Haunted by the ghost of Ethan Brightman, he can't help but feel drawn to the enchanting ghost, even if it is against his better judgement. Dwighthan.

When Harvey refuses to take Mike to the firm's Yule Ball because he's convinced their relationship is only physical, Donna decides to teach him a lesson and take Mike herself. Jealousy, sexy dancing, and a bit of magic ensues.

Kurt gets the job as a costume designer at a traveling circus, where he meets new friends, finds adventure, and romance in the form of the dashing ringmaster's assistant. Based of CP Coulter's "Dalton" AU. Klaine. Rane. Jogan. Datherine. Sperril.

Edmund just wants to be accepted and Caspian wants someone to need him. Chronicles Edmund and Caspian's relationship, beginning on the eve of Peter's battle with Miraz. Note: Accuracy for movie; may be minor canonical errors.

Nick sees Greg is having a bad morning. Can he help his friend, or will the circumstances prove too much for the seasoned investigator? Maybe he can help Greg with the aid of family and friends, but who's going to help him?

The event takes place after Toy Story 3. Woody finds out that Bo Peep is living in a house not too far from Bonnie's house. However, Woody finds out the terrible truth about Bo Peep's terrible times in that sinister house.

What if our favorite characters had been trained as teachers instead of crime scene investigators? This is fluff, no angst, or not much, allowed! AU, no really? Think chalkboards, athletic tape and tagged bathroom stalls. Just for fun!

What happens when you have two penguins and a chocolate syrup explosion? Read to find out! This is a Kico fic so no like, no read. This is my first fic so please tell me what you think! One-shot, but maybe not.I may change mind later though.

AU. Akihiko is a somewhat jaded author with severe writer's block when Takahiro introduces him to Misaki, his blind little brother who has been in hospital since the car crash. Together, they try to forge their own way through life. UsamiXMisaki

Hood took a menacing step towards her shaking form, a vengeful twinkle in his eye. " So you think that's funny, huh?"... Hood's thoughts on Rachel's human moments. Complete. Not taken from any episode really, just from my head. Can be Jachel.

They were each others support systems, in their lowest and highest moments, and slowly, love came through. A collection of oneshots of JJ and Drake. Ch. 3: No, you don’t usually spy on your coworkers, no matter how outer appearances seem.

Watching Greg's lips curve into a brilliant smile, as if he’d just found the very thing he’d spent his entire life looking for, Nick found himself rooted to the floor, unable to move. Pure romantic fluff. NG. Rated G.

Piper X Aerrow Pairing. The atmos goes into greiving with the disappearance of the storm hawks, whoes carrier went down into the waste lands in flames because of a placed there by Dark ace. Piper is supposablly a sole surivier. rated t for langauge.

Set after book 7, Startled By His Furry Shorts. Georgia is back once again with even more confessions and boy problems... Masimo is obviously the luuuurve god, but what about Dave the nip libbler and Robbie the guitar plucker? Chapter nine up!

Little bits of plot that have been sitting on my hard drive for quite sometime now. Contains bits of JJDrake,DeeRyo, DianaBerkley, and TedJanet, along with appearances from most of the other characters. Mostly friendship though.

A quick little one-shot based on Castle's quote in Suicide Squeeze: "Don't be jealous. He still loves you." Tiny spoilers for those who haven't seen the episode yet, but nothing major. Ryan/Esposito slight fluff