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Ann Coulter Rumored To Be Involved With Her Mexican Gardner

Ann Coulter and Jimmie Walker
By Marina Troy

Conservative commentator Ann Coulter is rumoured to be dating her Mexican gardener, an undocumented worker called Ramon Lopez.

The Conservative Chronicle reports Lopez has been seeing arriving at Coulter’s Los Angeles home late at night carrying condoms, handcuffs, ball gags and anal lube. It’s ironic because Coulter has been extremely critical of illegal immigration in her books “Adios, America” and “In Trump We Trust.”

In an appearance on MSNBC, Coulter said, “ … women are gonna get a lot more abortions if we don’t close our border with Mexico and bring in all of Latin American rape culture.”

Coulter was brutally mocked at Comedy Central’s “Roast of Rob Lowe” this Saturday, according to USA Today.

“Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka. You have a face that would make doves cry,” said comedian and expert roaster Jeff Ross.

Coulter’s choice of partners should not be surprising. Even though most of her audience are older, white men and she has spouted white nationalist views, she dated actor Jimmie “Jay Jay” Walker.

And she wouldn’t be the first tough-on-immigration Republican to be found having sex with a Mexican migrant. Back in 2012, conservative Arizona Sheriff Paul Babeu had to drop out of his race for a congressional seat after it was revealed that his lover was an undocumented immigrant. Babeu later threatened to deport the man, who also worked on his campaign.