Radio: Novel Nudist

To the heckling Nazi radio system, the thought of Britishers being
debagged by impolite little Japanese sentries in China has been a
constant delight. So an an-schlussed Vienna station this month
concocted a morsel of doggerel, in English, commemorating the
situation in a vaudeville program relayed by all the other stations in
Ostmark. The doggerel:

How pale the old chap went, that poor old Mr. John,
When sentries stood before the British Concession!
He ground what teeth he had, and stripped right to the skin;
That wasn't nice for himha! ha! in Tientsin....