A single sneeze can travel up to 100 miles per hour, land as far as 30 feet away, and if stifled can cause broken blood vessels in the eyes and ruptured ear drums. The spattering of the tiny mucus droplets are like tiny evil villains, spreading their germs to unsuspecting bystanders. Even worse, sneezes are noisy, make your face look weird, and always seem to creep up on you when you’re trying to be the most quiet and discreet. All of which makes sneezing one of the funniest things we do, as you can see in the following collection of memes.

Maria is a mother of five and grandmother of two. She is a journalist, but loves writing in general, especially creative fiction. Her specialties include knowing way too much about Marvel comic books and raising awesome kids.