Aziz Ansari: Pro Gay Marriage, Anti-Long John Silver's

Aziz Ansari went off on an epic rant this week during a Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance.

The Parks and Recreation star first expressed his support for gay marriage ("Why is anyone against gay marriage? You know you're on the wrong side of things..."); then went off about how he thinks of civil rights progress during pumps of interracial sex; and concluded by delving into the Chick-fil-A controversy.

His main takeaway from that scandal? There's a lot of "inequality in the quality of the chicken sandwiches" around the nation - and no one would care if this were Long John Silver's...