It should be obvious that I find most ‘worship planning’ a waste of time. O, and if you can’t pull off the liturgy in a living room for about forty bucks worth of candles and incense, then it’s a waste of time. Really, if it requires projection screens of any kind, it’s anathema – you should be sent to the sinners’ bench. And again, for God’s sake, I beg you, let there be no planning beyond ‘Well, Lent’s coming in a few weeks.’