Rain Partier

This morning, MTV.com posted an article highlighting a new photo from Amazing Spider-Man 2 that finally gave us an idea of what the storyline will be about: Spider-Man’s 3 hour erection…

No, wait, are we sure that’s where we want to go with this? Royal Nonesuch’s “The Amazing Spider-Boner” was a fun idea. Or, you know, we could make like this is the Vivid XXX parody version. There are just so many directions we could go! For instance:

In the wake of Twilight, is Hollywood going to start regarding crotch bulges as the next cleavage?

This morning, MTV.com posted an article highlighting a new photo from Amazing Spider-Man 2 that finally gave us an idea of what the storyline will be about: Spider-Man’s 3 hour erection…

No, wait, are we sure that’s where we want to go with this? Royal Nonesuch’s “The Amazing Spider-Boner” was a fun idea. Or, you know, we could make like this is the Vivid XXX parody version. There are just so many directions we could go! For instance:

In the wake of Twilight, is Hollywood going to start regarding crotch bulges as the next cleavage?