I Still Haven't Received The Perfect Blowjob

August 24, 2011

Some people find that I'm a jerkosaurus rex. Basically, like the tyrannosaur was once king of the dinosaurs, the jerkosaur is king of the douches (and that's not French for "shower" in this case). As these people are actually my ex-girlfriends, many of them may be a bit biased. Others, not as much. You see, I've literally broken up with women in the past for their inability to give me a perfect blowjob. What can I say? Back then, I was a young and inexperienced man of only three-weeks-ago's age! I had been mesmerized by the oral action found on countless blowjob sites! Surely, I have a right to experience the same kind of pleasure that the dudes on Cock Choking Sluts get to enjoy, right?

If you haven't heard of Cock Choking Sluts before, it's a site that gets its content from a various DVD titles. What each of those DVD scenes has in common is that it shows a hot babe having her throat fucked. Talk about a perfect blowjob! Actually, there are many of them, as you get over 140 movies. You can stream and download each vid, with the Windows Media files offering great-quality playback. There are also about 20 picture sets. You can't save them in Zip files, but you'll be pleased to note that each set is filled with high-res shots. Extras include access to a large network of 40 sites.

Many people shout "holy hell!" when they're amazed or startled or even angry. A Holey Fuck is what you want to shout if you're in the mood for a blowjob at the gloryholes. It's also the name of a site that shows chicks who want exactly that. You can watch about 75 vids starring hot chicks sucking dicks through holes as they masturbate. These movies can be streamed and downloaded in excellent-quality Windows Media files, as well as streamed in a good-looking Flash player. They all come with a set of high-res pics that can be saved in Zip folders, too. On top of all that, you also get about a dozen bonus sites.

Gloryhole Initiations is another site featuring dicks poking through holes that get sucked off, but it's got a lot more content. There are over 260 episodes to be found here, although updates aren't as frequent as one might like. The vids mostly give you good to great-quality playback, but the pics are more impressive and more consistent in regards to their quality. They always come as a set of super high-res pics that can be saved in Zip files. Your membership also gives you access to bonus sites.