CAIR Honchos to Convene Obamacare Death Panels

Omar Ahmad (CAIR President), Nihad Awad (CAIR Secretary & Treasurer), and Rafeeq Jaber (CAIR Vice President) and Ibrahim Hooper (Communications Director) were named to head the Obamacare Sunset panel, which is more commonly known as the Death Panel.

President Obama, Congressman Nancy Pelosi, Senator Harry Reid, the entire Democrat party and Michele Obama were in attendance at the formal swearing in of the leaders. Seating was by religion and importance in the world hierarchy.

Omar stated, "My first and only order of business is to ensure that all seniors are taking care of in a timely manner and by religion."

He further stated that Christians, Jews and other religions will all be dealt with in a humane and merciful manner. He promptly appointed a head executioner, Ali Choppaheadoffa, by giving him the ceremonial golden sword so that he could expedite services to the elderly and non-productive citizens of the U.S. .

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