I used google to look for an "average size" and that's the first listing I found. Of course, modesty forbids me talking about myself in such a manner, but I'll just say that buying pants can be a real pain.

You do realize that some people have the capability to make sarcastic jokes about themselves, yes?

You do realize that it is possible for people to think they are making sarcastic jokes about themselves while still being very obviously engaged in an attempt to exorcise a deep seated issue that is causing them psychological harm, no?

Let's recap: OZK uses thread about baby getting a tattoo to talk about his penis some more.

Yep, definitely not the sort of thing that suggests one might need genuine psychological help. Nope.

Actually:

OZK makes a thread to make fun of himself. Other posters then use that opportunity to talk about his penis some more and he participates in that conversation.

It is other people, not I, who am perpetuating this. I started this thread as a joke, because it's dreadfully clear that many of you enjoy mocking me over the circumcision issue, and I thought that I would cater to it.

The fact is that many of you have a macabre fascination with this topic and enjoy it, much in the way that very politically passionate people enjoy being offended by people who disagree with them and launching into opposing rants. I provide you with entertainment that you don't want to admit you love.

Let's recap: OZK uses thread about baby getting a tattoo to talk about his penis some more.

Yep, definitely not the sort of thing that suggests one might need genuine psychological help. Nope.

Actually:

OZK makes a thread to make fun of himself. Other posters then use that opportunity to talk about his penis some more and he participates in that conversation.

It is other people, not I, who am perpetuating this. I started this thread as a joke, because it's dreadfully clear that many of you enjoy mocking me over the circumcision issue, and I thought that I would cater to it.

The fact is that many of you have a macabre fascination with this topic and enjoy it, much in the way that very politically passionate people enjoy being offended by people who disagree with them and launching into opposing rants. I provide you with entertainment that you don't want to admit you love.

I hope you enjoy it.

Please, as if you didn't start this thread for precisely that reaction. Its completely transparent dude.

And for future reference, from someone who does occasionally have a sense of humour about himself (despite evidence to the contrary), your OP would be about a million times more effective without the GIF at the end of it. Way overplaying your hand.

That's a brilliant idea! I knew that if we stayed at this long enough, someone would eventually offer a reasonable solution. Count me in. I am willing to offer some skin for the project or to apply anesthesia.