Kelly Clarkson Soulfully Singing Tinder Profiles Will Make You Re-Download the App

I’ve downloaded and deleted Tinder so many times, my phone hates me. I’ve come to think it impossible to find love a decent hookup in that hopeless space. So now, I log onto Tinder strictly for the entertaining profiles.

Cover song kween Kelly Clarkson was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. Knowing full well what kind of desperate, comical, and bizarre B.S. people post on their Tinder profiles, Kelly decided to use them as lyrics. And sing them out loud.

Kelly singing Tinder profiles is the only thing about the app that I would swipe right for. Except maybe the dude who says he’ll pay for my manicures and pedicures. Or at least for Justine, 25, whose profile reads: “I love my hairless cat, baking cookies & smoking blunts.”