Floofy and Aloofy

Millions! I must be loved and adored by millions! After all, I was chosen for my amazing writing skills. I even have adoring fans! Buddie sent a furry nice pawmail to me. Jack sent me a loverly mouse to chase around. I got a loverly heart from Serena. I ot a nommy shrimp from Grace. Meowmy has given me furry many pets and scritches.

I believe I may be the world's best bunny catcher. I am able to catch them quite easily. Whenever I see them, I go over there and gather them up. They can't get away from my awesomeness, I think. Surely that has to be the reason. I don't even do all that much to catch them.

Okay, so here's the whole story. The bunnies are not exactly the ones you humans are probably thinking of. These would be.. um.. dust bunnies. Meowmy sweeps them up into a pile for me. All I have to do is walk by. They just grab onto my lovely floof. It takes a truly awesome bunny hunter for them to just surrender like that, huh?

I guess there are good things that come from being dignified. I am not like those crazy boys who run around all the time and who don't really care what meowmy does to them. They let meowmy dress them up in all sorts of weird costumes and such. Are they nuts? Sometimes Nero will slink away like the clothes are really heavy so he has to walk real low or something, but he ought to know it's coming and run when she comes his way with clothes.

Me.. I don't put up with that sort of nonsense. She has never even bothered to try. Obviously she has seen that I am too gorgeous for anything as undignified as clothing.