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Hoops McCann on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102804
Mon, 26 Dec 2011 14:40:16 +0000Hoops McCann102804@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Both at one time or another but generally the Main Stand and on one occasion the Director's Box (ex chairman B.B.was a school pal). My user name comes from a Steely Dan lyric (another detail that id's me as a coffin dodger)
</p>The All New Jeni B on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102776
Sun, 25 Dec 2011 22:50:27 +0000The All New Jeni B102776@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Good man!! And yes, that's a while back! I've got a signed programme from the final day of the legendary 51/52 season.<br />
Now tell me, are we Provvy Road or Derry?
</p>Hoops McCann on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102764
Sun, 25 Dec 2011 13:23:58 +0000Hoops McCann102764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Jeni ............. have been a Dee since Shankly was boss (oops age giveaway)
</p>iambiscuit on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102608
Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:24:28 +0000iambiscuit102608@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I hate the Mice so much guys.
</p>John Ffitch-Rucker on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102596
Fri, 23 Dec 2011 19:58:12 +0000John Ffitch-Rucker102596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Now, now, no sectarianism - it’s Christmas.
</p>The All New Jeni B on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102551
Fri, 23 Dec 2011 13:50:07 +0000The All New Jeni B102551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I am indeed Hoops. I suspect that you are of the Green and White persuasion...
</p>Hoops McCann on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102538
Fri, 23 Dec 2011 12:49:52 +0000Hoops McCann102538@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Jenny been browsing other posts I see you're a Dark Blue ..this is ace ..
</p>The All New Jeni B on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102502
Fri, 23 Dec 2011 08:49:35 +0000The All New Jeni B102502@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>We don't have any rabbits, other than our former pet which is buried in the garden.</p>
<p>We don't have deer any more either, since the adult male was killed by a car last year, just after the fawn was killed by a fox.</p>
<p>There are mice in the garage, but given that it's bloody freezing in there, I don't think they'll last long.</p>
<p>Foxes though, they breed like bloody rabbits around here.
</p>fernandomando on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102498
Fri, 23 Dec 2011 08:14:12 +0000fernandomando102498@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>My neighbours had pet rabbits. Our houses back onto a golf course and it transpires that the groundsmen appear to have utilised mexamatosis to keep the greens rabbit free. Our neighbours no longer have pet rabbits. You don't read about that stuff in Watership Down.
</p>Major Clanger on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102491
Fri, 23 Dec 2011 01:04:14 +0000Major Clanger102491@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I went to a department store last year to buy a new mousemat for my computer. I couldn't find any so I asked at the customer services desk. I followed their directions and found myself in the pet section..... and it wasn't even April Fool's Day!
</p>dvo4fun on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102431
Thu, 22 Dec 2011 16:26:47 +0000dvo4fun102431@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Forget about mice - what about rabbits? (not in the house I should say). The choice of veg. that Mrs 4fun was growing at 4fun Towers was so attractive that they got too lazy to limbo under the fence from the adjacent field and made a ***cking burrow in my garden. The bast****!</p>
<p>And don't get me started on the deer.
</p>antharrison on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102306
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:47:16 +0000antharrison102306@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Firstly I'm stunned to find so many comments about this and secondly I'm not in the habit of posting old jokes on the chat board.
</p>Anonymous on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102302
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 17:34:43 +0000Anonymous102302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Ahh, that's an oldie but a goodie!
</p>beau-jolly on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102297
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:37:07 +0000beau-jolly102297@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>ant: Isn't that an old joke?<br />
"Do you sell mouse poison?"<br />
"No, have you tried Boots?"<br />
"I want to poison them not kick them to death"</p>
<p>its one my old dad used to always tell.
</p>beau-jolly on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102296
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:33:06 +0000beau-jolly102296@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I tried a humane trap but Mr. Squeeky was back in the house before me. Once I'd moved to a peanut butter baited killing trap I realised it wasn't the same mouse.
</p>Psycadelic Squirrel on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102295
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:28:56 +0000Psycadelic Squirrel102295@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>We had a mouse a few weeks ago. We realised this when we found a half eaten custard cream in the kitchen one morning. There was also a load of mouse shit. We reckon it only ate half the custard cream because it was from Lidl (the custard cream, not the mouse).</p>
<p>Tried the humane traps but they didn't work. So we resorted to the bog standard traps that break their necks instantly. Unfortunately our mouse was a clever little bugger, and could get the bait(cheese... I know, I know stereotyping or what)out of the trap without setting it off. After three days of man versus mouse I resorted to lashing the cheese to the trap with some sewing thread. </p>
<p>Sayonara wee bastard.
</p>dvo4fun on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102275
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:00:09 +0000dvo4fun102275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>What JFR! The same poor mouse each time? FFS!
</p>John Ffitch-Rucker on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102269
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:52:40 +0000John Ffitch-Rucker102269@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I always take the mouse out of the humane trap, and depending on whether it’s raining or not, give it to the cat or walk down the road and put it in the garden of someone I don’t like.
</p>Anonymous on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102265
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:42:07 +0000Anonymous102265@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Peanut butter is the best bait for mice, try smearing it on the face of the mallet.</p>
<p>The 'humane' traps are good, but then you have to try and kill the mice by hand, I don't really see the point. It takes ages to beat them to death with a tea spoon.</p>
<p>Mouse Fact: Mice are not equipped with a sphincter.
</p>ianslat on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102259
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 11:53:39 +0000ianslat102259@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>We had them in our student house. Our local hardware shop stocked mousetraps, but crap ones. Many a time I came downstairs in the morning nursing a hangover to find a tiny trail of blood leading a path across the kitchen floor to the still twitching body of a small rodent.</p>
<p>Happy memories.
</p>Son of Barnabas on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102239
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 09:11:06 +0000Son of Barnabas102239@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I am just picturing the hardware store in the famous 2 Ronnies sketch...
</p>John Ffitch-Rucker on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102225
Wed, 21 Dec 2011 08:41:49 +0000John Ffitch-Rucker102225@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>These work perfectly:<br />
<a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Trip-Trap-Mouse-Procter-Humane/dp/B00133QS3G/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1324456748&amp;sr=8-3" rel="nofollow">http://www.amazon.co.uk/Trip-Trap-Mouse-Procter-Humane/dp/B00133QS3G/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1324456748&amp;sr=8-3</a><br />
Bait them with a bit of chocolate - shouldn’t be hard to find in a student house.
</p>Username on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102185
Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:16:43 +0000Username102185@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Very helpful indeed.</p>
<p>I hate mice.</p>
<p>We had a tiny mouse come into the house years ago.<br />
We couldn't find him, only his droppings.<br />
We put a plastic coke bottle in the kitchen with a bit of food in it for him every day. For a whole week, Rodrigo got free bed and breakfast, until finally he couldn't get out of his bottle again. (It was like Wayland's zoo in miniature!)<br />
We then took him down to the behind the local Maccas and cut the top off the bottle, and set him free...<br />
He never writes, he never phones. I fucking hate mice.
</p>antharrison on "My son who"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36475#post-102183
Tue, 20 Dec 2011 22:02:29 +0000antharrison102183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>lives with his mates in a student house was alarmed to see a mouse in the kitchen yesterday, so he went to a hardware store to see if they sold mouse poison.</p>
<p>"Sorry mate, but we do sell rubber mallets" was the response followed by "Or you could just tread on it".</p>
<p>Very helpful.
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