Manny Ramirez turns 42 in May and hasn't played in an MLB game since 2011, yet the 12-time All-Star still thinks he has the tools to help an MLB team this season.

According to a report from ESPN Deportes, Ramirez has set up his own training camp at a community park in Miami with the hopes of refining his skills enough that a Major League team will give him a call.

"My qualities are still there, and I just need an opportunity to continue showing that the 'Super Manny' can help a team."

Yes, 42-year-old Manny Ramirez just referred to himself as "Super Manny."

"For now, I have no team interested, but I'm still working. Maybe I don't have anything this week, but who knows? Maybe next week I could get a call."

The former slugger played for the EDA Rhinos in Taiwan last season, and recently rebuffed an offer to return because of his hope that a return to the MLB is imminent.

"Three weeks ago, I received a call from Taiwan to check if I wanted to return there, but I feel I can still help in MLB, in a role similar to Jason Giambi in Cleveland, for example. If it is God's will, I could play in MLB this season. I just need a team to open the doors. I can help in the field and in the clubhouse for the younger guys."

Ramirez appeared in Spring training last year with the Texas Rangers, hoping that a brief stint in their minor league organization would lead him back to the big leagues, but nothing ever materialized.

It's hard to imagine that any team would take a risk on a 42-year-old who already ran afoul of the league's anti-doping program. It's also hard to imagine that his bat, the only valuable attribute he possesses, is at the level it was more than half a decade ago.