It's an outrage! The article should have read: "Seven Mormons, nine Hindus, eight Jews, five Catholics, four Wiccans, three Buddhists, six Episcopalians, two Seventh-Day Adventists, three Zoroastrians, one Satanist, 17 people who described themselves as 'spiritual, but not really the churchy type,' 19 secular humanists, 8 atheists, 2 Sikhs ..." Now, isn't that better?