Purity_Control wrote:Funny story involving both the dear Mr Cooper and religion.

I used to know this christian guy that was really into Alice Cooper, anyhow, we're in his car one day and he's playing the album Muscle of Love when the title track comes on, and the thing is, he totally hasn't realised what the song is about, which is so totally obvious when you listen to the lyrics.

So me being me, I couldn't leave the poor man in ignorance and just had to tell him it's about masturbation.