Syndication

March 15, 2005

Those dispassionate Brits

Belize Park in London is home to a host of celebrities, including Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow. Eton Avenue in Belize Park is known as one the most exclusive streets in north London with a host of multi-million-pound properties. Near the Hampstead Theatre in Belize Park, yesterday a man described by passersby as “smartly-dressed and in his thirties” calmly axed to death another unidentified man. During the axing, mutilation and subsequent beheading of the victim passersby took the time to request the man refrain, but he continued nonetheless, stopping only after local constables approached. Placing the axe near the body after the bobbies arrived, witnesses described the man as “emotionless and cool” throughout the murder.

When asked for an explanation by the police, the man replied, “It's complicated. It's private.” Police arrested the man, who is now being held at the Holborn police station, where no doubt he is relaxing with a nice cup of tea.

Demmed unpleasant, what.

Posted by Danny Carlton at March 15, 2005 09:18 AM

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