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Happy Mother's Day, Opal! I don’t say this very often, but … You are a great wife, mother and grandmother. And you deserve a much better husband than me. You make a good point. But your trade-in value is shot, so I think I'll just have to keep you.

Don't chew your fingernails, Earl, that's disgusting. You should do like I do and get a manicure. I don’t get manicures. I gnaw off broken nails. I'm married to a caveman. Cavemen don’t wear cheap cologne.

People are too ungrateful these days, and they have short memories. They don’t care what you did for them a while ago. They want you know "What have you done for me lately?" Lately? Let's see, I made your breakfast, washed the dishes, did your laundry, and found your lost keys. Thanks, dear. See? I try to do my part.

You and Quill aren't talking about MARRIAGE are you? HA. 8,000 miles apart, it hard enough to talk about the weather. I only met Quill twice, and he seemed really nice. But don’t give yourself to a guy, Luann. Not now. Build your own life first. Get an education. Get a career. Gain independence. Good advice, Toni. Glad you're not my mom or I'd ignore it.

Toni … I know we got off to a bad start, and I'm sorry for that. Me too, Mrs. - Nancy. I mistrusted you. But I was wrong. You and Brad are really good together. That means a lot to me. Thank you. So YOU proposed to HIM, huh? On April Fools' Day? It's not a joke! Honest! See?

Toni's apartment is tiny. She'll move in here, right? I dunno, TJ. We haven't even set a wedding date yet. Hey, maybe you and Toni can just swap places. What, you'd trade me for her? Can she even cook? Who cares?

I think I'm a decent human being, don’t you? I suppose. I have a moral compass. I try to do the right thing and live a clean life. And yet, according to my wife, I am a deeply flawed individual. Referring to you wearing shorts and cowboy boots? Maybe.

DIRK made you want to marry me? No, YOU did that, Brad. But seeing part of my past mad me realize how much I love my life NOW. With YOU. And I want to commit to US. So, Mr. DeGroot - To our future, together. Finally! Clink.