We're
sure you'll be thrilled and amazed to watch a bunch of starving
people sit around and embarrass themselves bidding huge wads
of cash for food. Or blankets. Or some such other gaudy trinkets.
That's right, it's the always-exciting auction. Suddenly,
we miss the puzzles.

Que
lastima! In a stunning "new" twist, some challenge
loser will be exiled... to an island... by themselves...
with a fake ship! Oh, the humanity! Who will it be? Well,
the web promo seems to say Becky. We'd think about it more,
but that would probably hurt or something.

This
one differs from the reward challenge, in that while the
contestants will still run around and embarrass themselves
on national TV, here they're only doing it for the chance
to continue doing so next week. Now with a fetching fake-ethnic
necklace!

Everyone
will attend tribal council... in another fake ship (at left).
One person will have an immunity idol, another a hidden one.
Or for an exciting twist, one person could have both. Someone
from Rarotonga will be sent home. Perhaps we should speculate
on whether the bootee will flip off the camera?