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Penny: Here's a question-- as an alien pretending to be human, are you planning to engage in any post-prom mating rituals with Amy?Sheldon: There are post-prom mating rituals?Penny: Not always. Unless your date drives a van with an air mattress, then always.Sheldon: Well, if it's part of the prom experience, then I'm open to it.Penny: You're kidding. Sheldon: I may be an alien, but I have urges.If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space, well, then, I will happily catch them with the reproductive sac on my upper flermin. I'm not the best at reading facial cues, but I can see that you're a little turned on.