Happy Birthday Peyton!

It was 1994 and he came in to play quarterback at UCLA and the rest is history.

Manning is arguably the most beloved Tennessee Volunteer football player of all time and on his birthday, he received a wide range of happy birthday wishes via text today.

And here they are.

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JIM IRSAY

“HEY BUDDY….JIMMY HERE……HAPPY BIRTHDAY…..JUST SENDING YOU NOTE TO TELL YOU I MADE A MISTAKE. I AM SORRY. I MADE A HUGE MISTAKE. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER DRANK AND DRIVE. TRIVIA FOR 2 TIX TO THE COLTS OPENER THIS YEAR, WHAT FORMER COLTS PLAYER WAS WHITE? ABBY’S CHOICE.”

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JIMMY FRANK

‘SUP PLAYER…2DAY ANOTHER DAY 2 PREESH THOSE AROND U AND 2 MAKE 2DAY THE DAY THE DAY U GIT BTTR AND REFUSE TO LOSE….ANCHOR DOWN…”

A FEW MINUTES LATER…..

“SHIT, SHIT SHIT…MY BAD…..SHIT……WE ARE PENN STATE…..SHIT…..”

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DEREK DOOLEY

‘MR. MANNING, DEREK HERE. I WILL ASK AGAIN, WILL YOU PLEASE PUT ON YOUR MYSPACE ACCOUNT THAT IT WAS LANE KIFFIN’S FAULT? I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO VISIT GATLINBURG AGAIN WITHOUT GETTING KILLED. THANK YOU SIR.”

“HELLO SIR, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. IF YOU GET A CHANCE, PLEASE SEND ME THAT PRACTICE SCHEDULE AGAIN AND I SENT YOU SOME PLAYS, LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM SIR, WE CAN GET SOME NEW ONES. ALSO, YOUR DRY CLEANING IS HANGING UP IN YOUR OFFICE AND COFFEE IS ALWAYS FRESH. THANKS SIR.”

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ONE DIRECTION

‘HEY DREW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. LOVED MAKING THAT PEPSI COMMERCIAL. SORRY WE MADE FUN OF YOUR BIRTHMARK. THANKS FOR NOT MAKING FUN OF OUR TEETH. THE GUYS!”

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ELI MANNING

‘I LOVE YOU BUBBA. THANKS FOR BEING A GREAT BIG BROTHER. ****sniffles***I AM NOTHING WITHOUT YOU. GOD DON’T TELL COOPER. OR PAPA.”

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RANDOM TYPICAL TENNESSEE FAN

“OH MY GAWD! IS THIS PAYTONE? SHIT, DANNY, MY CRICKET PHONE WORKS. THE DAMN THING WORKS. THIS IS FOR PAYDON. WE LUV U AND WONT U TO COME BACK TO KNOCKSVIL SO WE CAN SEE YOU PLAY AND BEAT THE SORRY SH*T NICK SATANE AND THAT TAMPON RED COLORRS THEY HAS.”

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DEREK DOOLEY

“HEY, ITS ME DEREK. HAVE YOU SENT THAT MESSAGE YET? THE KIDS REALLY WANNA GO TO DOLLYWOOD. AND I DON’T WANT TO DIE. OK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY. THANKS FOR HELPING A FELLOW VFL OUT.”

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Oh no! Another OMG Joe! I think Bev will have to bring me as HER date to the reunion ( she was mine once.) No wonder wild thing that you love radio – Channel 2 would not allow this format. Never realized you are so clever! Rock on crazed friend!