Month: March 2011

University of Alabama safety Mark “The Genius” Barron was arrested Sunday morning for hindering prosecution, according to Mobile Police. “Hindering prosecution” is another way of saying he was B-S*’ing a badge. It would seem that Barron has a big soft spot for his cousin, who he was taking the fall for. About 5:00 A.M. a vehicle was reported abandoned on I-10 at Michigan Avenue. It had crashed into the retaining…

Yes, that’s what I thought when I read a story yesterday when the news first broke and I said out loud, “He really has struck rock bottom.” So, of course, I started writing a post raking arguably the World’s Greatest Golfer over the coals for getting it on with a REALLY underage girl, when I actually started reading the article about his new girlfriend. First off, in her picture (which…

Professional soccer players appear to fall down when a strong breeze comes by anymore. In this painless, Painful Sports Video, a guy from the team in the green is just minding his own business, hugging teammates after a goal when Johnny Giantfingers comes running in and pokes him right n the eye, . . . or maybe near the eye, . . . or possibly just in the general head…

Without realizing it, Dallas Cowboys’ defensive back Bryan McCann may have fired the first shot in a new professional football players strike. First off though, McCann has already changed the rules about getting arrested for public intoxication. Instead of playing the “Do you know who I am?” card with the cops or getting tasered trying to drunkenly run away, McCann came out of the incident wrapping himself in the American…

This story has all the usual requirements of a BadJocks story: inappropriate sexting & people that are “shocked” by the allegations. What makes this one super-extra-special, is that it involves a sleepover. What’s so bad about that? … wait for it … wait for it … A sleepover between a 53 year old male coach, David A. Kader, & some of his high school varsity basketball players. What the deuce…

Recently, the folks at the UK’s Daily Mail decided to do something to help promote that country’s female Olympic “water” athletes and had a dozen of them show up at a local pool to be photographed underwater . . . naked. But, of course, not the usual “Why did I post that on Facebook?” nudes. These are the kind of nude shots where young ladies either cover up their naughty…

There are any number of ways to rank teams participating in this year’s NCAA Men’s Championship Basketball Tournament. But how come no one ever thought to rank the teams by the most popular food purchased by drunk students at 2 am? It took the geniuses as EndlessSimmer.com to figure out not only the most popular drunk foods on all 68 campuses, but then they also went and ranked them. One…

At a high class operation like BadJocks, you almost hate to report on something like this, but it is news and it is a slow bad jock sports day, so here it is. Okay, so we can’t be sure it was Tiger Woods, but he is closest to the camera when you hear it. A video from the Tavistock Cup this week as Golf Network cameras caught Tiger’s partner teeing…