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Friday, May 21, 2010

I just CAN'T wait for summer! for me it's only 18 more days, and I'm just having flashes of carnival rides through the day. For example, when me and my mom are driving somewhere...I look at the window and think "ooooo, tilt a whirl" when we're in a store, "oooo ferris wheel" when I'm in the park, "gravitron...double ooo!" when I'm falling asleep "sea dragon!!!" but now, no, I'm not think of rides, I'm thinking of...............peanut butter squares, double yum.

So from now until early summer we are having this girl named Natalie that's come from Norway......She's....well, she's a decent person, but, um. Well just see how the first conversation with her went when we were at the airport.....

Me: Hi! are you Natalie?Natalie: um, I'm pretty sure I am.Me: Are you sure? haha, don't want to bring home the wrong Natalie! hahaNatalie: OH MY GOODNESS! oh please please don't leave me at the airport! It's cold and dingy and reminds me of my grandfathers slaughter house!Me: hah, don't worry, I've seen pictures, I know it's you.Natalie: What??? how did you get pictures? why, I didn't send any pictures! Is that what they do in America? spy on people? oh my!!Me: Natalie! it's fine, my teacher gave me some. I think you got some of our family tooNatalie: what do they learn at your school? 10 + 10?Me: No, we learn algrebraNatalie:........what's al-gr-bra?Me: oh great googlymoogly.my dad: SO, have you ever killed a mouse before? I just killed about 3 the other day, very satisfying, especially right after work....mw-hah-ha-ha!Me: 3 mice??? GEORGEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Natalie: oh yes yes, what did you put on them afterwards?my dad: um.....what do you mean?Natalie: salt, pepper, chicken grease?my dad: do you EAT them??Natalie: well of course silly, what a simply dumb thing to do just to kill them and not get tempted by their furry whiskers and button nose....yummmm. Oh and we use a nicely sharpened knife the size of about...of about....those two policemen heads. It's so delicious when we--Me: AAAA!!! STOP STOP!!!

Monday, May 10, 2010

So yesterday was mothers day as you all know...and my mom always acts very strange during those days...she hunts around the house for presents, and even after we give them to her, she keeps looking and insists we still have some hidden until she gives up around 11:00pm

and sometimes if shes found a present, and we don't know yet, it goes like this:

mom: hehheehheme: *opens door* mom......what are you doing?mom: NOTHING!me: whats that behind your back?mom: don't ask stupid questions!me: but I thought there was something behind your back?mom: do your homework!me: I finishedmom: brush your teeth!me: I did when I got homemom: be nice to your friends!me: I gave Amy a hug when I left her house yesterdaymom: beds are not made for jumping on!me: I know mom, I haven't since I was littlemom: get a sweater, you'll catch a cold!me: I won't inside mom.mom: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.me: I just wanted to know whats behind your back!mom: MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES!me: mhm, do you know what today is?mom: NO! WHAT IS THIS? 20 QUESTIONS?me: I just asked two questions!mom: PLATYPUSES ARE MAMMALS!me: wha? platy--mom: DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! *runs away*me: but--.......................I didn't have food in my mouth..WERE YOU ASSUMING I WAS EATING A PLATYPUS?!

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