Eddie Griffin crashes a Ferrari Enzo

Eddie Griffin crashed a $1.5 million Ferrari Enzo (only 400 were ever made) while practicing for a charity race to promote his new movie Redline yesterday. Griffin said:

“Undercover Brother’s good at karate and all the rest of that, but the brother can’t drive.”

The Ferrari belonged to the producer of Redline, who said:

“I’m glad Eddie came out of the crash okay, but my dream car got destroyed. I went to my trailer for about 15 minutes and I thought, ‘There’s people dying every day. A lot of worse things are happening in the world.’ “

I dunno man, if Eddie Griffin crashed my Ferrari Enzo the next day’s headlines would read “Eddie Griffin strangled to death and then stabbed and then shot a couple times by angry Enzo owner.” Although that’d be kind of a long headline. They could use a small font or something.

Damn, that was bad! But how the heck did he hit that barrier? It’s not like it just jumped out in front of the car suddenly!?!

Loved the expression on his face also. He looked friggin terrified, I can just imagine what was running through his mind while he looked at the $1.5M car he totalled!

And I still don’t understand why the producer of the movie thought it was a good idea to let him borrow his very expensive, limited edition car? Clearly this guy is a moron!

And Griffin referring to himself as Undercover Brother, friggin hillarious. It’s also funny for the fact that he thinks anyone actually cares that he was Undercover Brother! I mean, this isn’t like having Reeves refer to himself as Superman or something, we’re talking about barely recognizable Griffin calling himself the equally barely recognizable Undercover Brother. Is that seriously how he wants to be remembered?!