I think it says a lot that Sharknado was the first non-furry-related movie to wind up as the dead-dog movie at Oklacon (in which everyone still left at 11-whatever on Sunday night at the very tail end of the convention just lampoons the shiat out of it, very likely quite drunk).

Baloo Uriza:I think it says a lot that Sharknado was the first non-furry-related movie to wind up as the dead-dog movie at Oklacon (in which everyone still left at 11-whatever on Sunday night at the very tail end of the convention just lampoons the shiat out of it, very likely quite drunk).

mojodragon:Sorry, but I don't agree with all you Sharknado haters. I had more fun watching this movie than any other movie, ever.

It's not a movie to be savored. It's a movie to be swallowed in a single shot without chewing.

Look at this guy:

Chevello:It has taken me three months to get that far into it. I watch some when I can't think of anything else to put on and holding a book is too much effort.

You can't watch part of Sharknado hoping to find some bright spot and then leave when you can't find it. The whole movie, as a whole, is the bright spot. It is the complete disregard for reality, science, physics, marine biology, meteorology, aerodynamics, power tool usage, tensile strength of rope, helicopter stability over motherfarking tornadoes, and basically every other thing that ties our little monkey brains to the fabric of reality.

You watch it once, in one shot, and digest it and enjoy it for what it is. Don't try to fit it into your model of "so good it's bad" or even "good movie". It isn't. It's schlock. It's pure, unadulterated brain candy. It's the Teletubbies for adults. No redeeming value whatsoever, so don't look for any.

If you've watched parts of it and given up, then at this point, just give up. It's not for you and you aren't going to get it. That's okay. Some people sip their tequila. Others shoot it. This movie is for the latter.

Chevello:TheSelphie: Another reason for single-payer healthcare. Had to turn the movie off halfway through. And I LIKE so bad it's good movies such as The Room, Troll 2, etc. This was so bad it's bad.

It has taken me three months to get that far into it. I watch some when I can't think of anything else to put on and holding a book is too much effort.

It really is a truly awful flick.

I'm not sure if it was halfway or a bit before halfway. Either way we gave up.

The most amusing part was all the obvious stock footage they used. At one point they had stock footage of a storm that had a sign totally in Japanese. They didn't even care that it was in the wrong language.

AverageAmericanGuy:mojodragon: Sorry, but I don't agree with all you Sharknado haters. I had more fun watching this movie than any other movie, ever.

It's not a movie to be savored. It's a movie to be swallowed in a single shot without chewing.

Look at this guy:Chevello: It has taken me three months to get that far into it. I watch some when I can't think of anything else to put on and holding a book is too much effort.

You can't watch part of Sharknado hoping to find some bright spot and then leave when you can't find it. The whole movie, as a whole, is the bright spot. It is the complete disregard for reality, science, physics, marine biology, meteorology, aerodynamics, power tool usage, tensile strength of rope, helicopter stability over motherfarking tornadoes, and basically every other thing that ties our little monkey brains to the fabric of reality.

You watch it once, in one shot, and digest it and enjoy it for what it is. Don't try to fit it into your model of "so good it's bad" or even "good movie". It isn't. It's schlock. It's pure, unadulterated brain candy. It's the Teletubbies for adults. No redeeming value whatsoever, so don't look for any.

If you've watched parts of it and given up, then at this point, just give up. It's not for you and you aren't going to get it. That's okay. Some people sip their tequila. Others shoot it. This movie is for the latter.

I get that. I generally enjoy movies like this, the Asylum knockoffs and like that, but this one just goes completely over my head for some reason.

TrainingWheelsNeeded:Baloo Uriza: I think it says a lot that Sharknado was the first non-furry-related movie to wind up as the dead-dog movie at Oklacon (in which everyone still left at 11-whatever on Sunday night at the very tail end of the convention just lampoons the shiat out of it, very likely quite drunk).

I think you are very likely quite drunk

I was actually just really tired when I wrote that. But Sharknado was the dead dog movie at Oklacon last year, and I was so drunk that night that I woke up drunk the next morning and had to have someone else who rode to the con with me drive on the way back (I didn't really sober up until about sunset day). Kinda wish I set up a camera to record the riff because some of it was just classic.

AverageAmericanGuy:mojodragon: Sorry, but I don't agree with all you Sharknado haters. I had more fun watching this movie than any other movie, ever.

It's not a movie to be savored. It's a movie to be swallowed in a single shot without chewing.

Look at this guy:Chevello: It has taken me three months to get that far into it. I watch some when I can't think of anything else to put on and holding a book is too much effort.

You can't watch part of Sharknado hoping to find some bright spot and then leave when you can't find it. The whole movie, as a whole, is the bright spot. It is the complete disregard for reality, science, physics, marine biology, meteorology, aerodynamics, power tool usage, tensile strength of rope, helicopter stability over motherfarking tornadoes, and basically every other thing that ties our little monkey brains to the fabric of reality.

You watch it once, in one shot, and digest it and enjoy it for what it is. Don't try to fit it into your model of "so good it's bad" or even "good movie". It isn't. It's schlock. It's pure, unadulterated brain candy. It's the Teletubbies for adults. No redeeming value whatsoever, so don't look for any.

If you've watched parts of it and given up, then at this point, just give up. It's not for you and you aren't going to get it. That's okay. Some people sip their tequila. Others shoot it. This movie is for the latter.

It was the point when the house on the hill just exploded with internal water and sharks, with no water around it and no damage to the neighbor's house, that I stopped saying "But how could they...", "What the hell, that wouldn't...", "Really?", and just said "fark it, because Sharknado, that's why!" It was at that point that I truly got it.

ChrisDe: So he needs to work to keep his work-related health insurance? Just like 99% of us? I'm fine with that.

Well for most actors that's sort of easier said than done. I'm sure most would be happy if they could work all the time, but it's usually a lot of unemployed time in between projects.... more so for the non-actors guild (nonunion) and just starting out actors.

This guy's factors for taking that role are not surprising at all if you know people in the "industry".

mojodragon:AverageAmericanGuy: mojodragon: Sorry, but I don't agree with all you Sharknado haters. I had more fun watching this movie than any other movie, ever.

It's not a movie to be savored. It's a movie to be swallowed in a single shot without chewing.

Look at this guy:Chevello: It has taken me three months to get that far into it. I watch some when I can't think of anything else to put on and holding a book is too much effort.

You can't watch part of Sharknado hoping to find some bright spot and then leave when you can't find it. The whole movie, as a whole, is the bright spot. It is the complete disregard for reality, science, physics, marine biology, meteorology, aerodynamics, power tool usage, tensile strength of rope, helicopter stability over motherfarking tornadoes, and basically every other thing that ties our little monkey brains to the fabric of reality.

You watch it once, in one shot, and digest it and enjoy it for what it is. Don't try to fit it into your model of "so good it's bad" or even "good movie". It isn't. It's schlock. It's pure, unadulterated brain candy. It's the Teletubbies for adults. No redeeming value whatsoever, so don't look for any.

If you've watched parts of it and given up, then at this point, just give up. It's not for you and you aren't going to get it. That's okay. Some people sip their tequila. Others shoot it. This movie is for the latter.

It was the point when the house on the hill just exploded with internal water and sharks, with no water around it and no damage to the neighbor's house, that I stopped saying "But how could they...", "What the hell, that wouldn't...", "Really?", and just said "fark it, because Sharknado, that's why!" It was at that point that I truly got it.

I'll have to try it again from the beginning. I really want to like it. It's my kind of movie.