'You're making up ridiculous "solutions" to hypothetical scenarios based on fallacious assumptions garnered from minimal to zero knowledge.' -

My fallacious assumptions are my human instincts to stay alive. Way to be an asshole though.

Uhhh dude...that's my signature line that shows up at the bottom of all my posts (thanks Marc801)...it was not directed at you. I was, however, poking fun at you for creating a poll that made no sense whatsoever.