Morning Deals Round-Up

• Woot! — the Samsung Digimax 5MP Digital Camera for $69.99. The Five Megapixels makes this a better digicam than the silly little Canon I bought last year for 5 times as much.

• Helloooo ladies. Depending on what study you read, chocolate is either an aphrodisiac or makes you an asexual insect. It either makes you happy or makes you kill yourself. 50% off any of those outcomes is still a good deal: Godiva is having a sale.

• I’m always surprised that Doc Marten makes anything besides skull-splitters to be employed on the huge feet of orthodox, hessidic O.G. ois. But they do… dress shoes even. At Bargain Outfitters, you can get a pair of 4 eyelet Dr. Marten dress shoes for 70% off. In sizes 8, 9 and 11 only, though.