Ordination Online, Same-Day Credentials If Approved

INTRODUCTION:

Various Kinds of "Ordination"

[FIRST NOTE: We have people coming to us from many educational levels. We write for the middle-of-the-road. If you want to read more, we have nearly 20 fully-researched documents of Scriptural Ordination to Ministry.

"IF" we have written more than you care to read . . . simply "SKIM" through to the next headline . . . with the sample "Letter of Ordination" the Application, the email address, etc., near the bottom. Thank You!]

You surely know "Free Ordination!" is offered by thousands of websites, but most of these are "deceitful" and are Internet scams, designed to "make money" from those who do not know the legal requirements and restrictions with "Ministerial Ordination".

These many "FREE Ordination Online Businesses" are NOT about winning souls, reaching the lost with Salvation by Jesus Christ, or dedicated to fulfilling His great Commission. They ARE about making money - off of you - giving you next to nothing in return, except legal headaches and a loss of cash.

THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW:

There are at least three things you need to know before choosing with "whom" you wish to be Ordained, as once you become "Ordained" - even if it's for "Free", and even though it's only online, your name, address and date are in their records, and this becomes a part of your "ministerial background resume" . . . for life.

One can never escape this "legal act" once performed, with the associations thereof, and though renounced, it can never be removed. Getting ordained is a "legal act".

Do you want a past record following you all through life, made known by every critic you ever will have . . . with them telling the world that you were "First Ordained" by an organization of Pagan, Witches-&-Wiccans, homosexual cultists?

If you do, then leave our site immediately, as we require you to "affirm your online-signature" to the Name of Jesus as the One-&-Only Saviour, Christianity-only, Bible-only, and Bible Marriage-only. If you can't do this, we can't Ordain you.

NUMBER-1: "WHO" IS ORDAINING YOU?

Can you believe that almost all of the Online Ordination Organizations openly and proudly ordains homosexuals, Wiccans (witches) Pagans, cults of all kinds?

Sadly, the largest such online ordaining organization is Universal Life Church, with 20 million world-wide ordinations in 50 years, and they proudly ordain all cults, homosexuals and pagan-satanic groups. Here is their "logo" - the emblems of all the false religions and cults of which they embrace and "ordain ministers."

Once you are "Legally ordained through them (or whomever) - you can always be verified with them, and anyone in the future who wants to use it to smear you, can do so: in the very least, making you as an "honest Christian Minister" seem awfully naive, foolish and stupid.

Jesus said: "Be wise (shrewd, cunning) as a serpent, and harmless as a dove." Are you being wise in seeking out your "Ordination"?

There are four common groups which "Ordain to Ministry":

> > [I] You can be Ordained by a "local Church" with their Minister, and perhaps, Elders and Deacons. This has the least degree of influence and credentials, as 99.99% of the world has never heard of most local Churches, and most people in your area aren't all that impressed with your local Church . . . that's why they are members there, choosing other Churches instead.

> > [II] You can be Ordained by a "Denomination" with their Minister, and perhaps, Elders and Deacons. This Ordination is the most commonly recognized, but also the most destructive to the Kingdom of Christ . . . as ALL denominations are divisive, whether Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, etc., competing, conflicting, condemning, and confusing Christianity to all.

Jesus NEVER started a denomination and never said to start denominations - which are responsible for almost all of the "ill-will" within Christianity. He never approved Denominations, and it's not even a Scriptural word: a pure modern construct.

Amazingly, Scripture commands "I BESEECH you brethren, by the name of the Lord Jesus Christ: Let there be NO division among you! Let ALL speak the same thing! Be PERFECTLY joined together in the SAME mind, and the SAME judgment" . . . and on and on Paul goes.

Can you believe this high standard? Can you believe how 99% of Christians pay no attention to this command? Can you further believe that 99% don't even care in the least degree about "Christian unity" and being of "one mind and all speaking the same thing as Scripture commands us?"

The truth of this doctrine is a real shock for Americans used to fussing and fighting with all others who love and believe in the Lord Jesus Christ.

> > [III] You can be Ordained by a "Ministerial Association," and these are better than denominations, but are still, usually divisive and narrowly aligned. These further have a problem with longevity after the founder dies, as there is usually no "unifying factor" to hold them together.

> > [IV] You can be Ordained by a "Bible School or Theological Seminary." We believe this is best for several reasons: they are educational institutions - which indicates a degree of learning, can allow for a wide variety of understanding of "details", greatly assisting Christian unity, and offers an ongoing quest in education of future ministers.

For example, Oxford and Cambridge (our namesake) are over 800 years old, which is twice as old as any of the protestant denominations!

However, being Ordained by a Seminary, as far as influence and ministry credentials are concerned, is only as good as their name recognition as "door openers," resume enhancers, credential builders, etc.

For example, Along with Oxford and Cambridge, Harvard, Yale, and Princeton (top five names in the world for education) were all started as seminaries to "educate and Ordain" Christian Ministers. (In the USA, Harvard started first, and Yale started a generation later by a former Harvard leader because Harvard was becoming too worldly - 300 years ago!)

**[As you have opportunity to interact with others, you can share these facts with people, of the origin of America's greatest schools being seminaries to educate ministers, as were Oxford and Cambridge's - which predated protestantism by centuries, and even being much older than Great Britain as a Kingdom!]

NUMBER-2: "WHAT" ARE THEY ORDAINING YOU TO DO?

Being ordained is being "approved to do something!" Please note
they advertise for "FREE!"... then use "hidden fees to make money from you, the Applicant.

Most of the "Ordinations-Online" are about "weddings" - and most of these "Internet-Organizations-Only" will ordain any one (and take great pride in so doing), with any kind of belief, for any reason, allowing them to conduct any kind of cultic-or-non-Christian wedding ceremony for homosexuals, those in "New Age", Wiccans (witchcraft) pagan ceremonies, and even "devil worshipers".

Most "Online-Ordinations" are NOT about ministry, and do NOT offer "Full-Ordination" - or even mention it. (More on this in a moment).

Because most Online-Ordinations are "mostly about weddings," they will provide you with a simple paper saying "Ordained Minister."

However, all you are really "Ordained to do" is to apply for a "License from the State" (another legal act) to perform marriages. This narrow-lined Ordaining by the online-organizations is legal, but is often challenged in court, by their own admission. [See Universal Life Church decades of Court Battles]

The legal truth is in most American States, almost any American Citizen of age can apply for "a license" to perform wedding ceremonies" (a) Conducting marriages is NOT about being Christian, a minister, or being "Ordained"

(b) Conducting marriages IS about getting a "License" from the "State" to perform weddings, Registering with the County of the Marriage, filling out State legal papers, the bride-&-groom's marriage license, and "paying the "fees!" (taxes!)."

(c) LIKEWISE those getting married must also get a State License and "pay their "fees!" (taxes!)."

The control of who can marry whom, age, hetero-homo, etc., with the fees and licenses: this is what the "wedding-marriage" industry is all about.

So, even if one is "Legally Ordained" by the Baptists, to perform weddings in almost all 50 states, one still has to have a "License from that State", and if you are "Ordained", you must present a "Letter of Good Standing" from the Church-Organization that ordained you in order to get the license!

NUMBER-3: "WHAT" IS REQUIRED TO FULLY ORDAIN YOU?

Remember, Jesus said to be WISE! Look at the thousands offering "FREE Online Ordination!" You know they cannot "Ordain you for free" as computers, offices, utilities, employees, licenses, products, printing, mailing, etc., all cost money. So how do they make money off of you?

Most give a "Free Ordination" (not a Full-Ordination, but just a partial) to all who apply, requiring no beliefs, no Scripture, no Church, or purpose. They have to tell you (in small print) that your "New Online Ordination is for Personal; Use Only!" http://www.themonastery.or/index.php?destination=ministerWelcome"> See their page following Online Submission:"This Ordination is for PERSONAL USE ONLY!"]

So as the "Newly Ordained" person prepares for their first wedding, they find out they are neither "Licensed by the State" nor "Registered with the County" to perform "Authorized Marriages" - and cannot legally sign the "Marriage License" presented to them by the bride-&-groom to be. Following is what Universal Life Church - the world's largest online-ordination organization says:

["Phone or visit the county clerk in the jurisdiction where the wedding will occur and ask what you need to do to register. Please do not present your printed online receipt of credentials (your so-called-ordination!) to the county clerk.

States require additional documentation. The Monastery of Universal Life Church will provide the appropriate documentation, including this Letter of Good Standing."]

Then they tell you that sending you this "Letter of Good Standing" will be $20 (to $80) dollars and will "take some time to get it "notarized", etc., . . . but of course if you are in a hurry, for "additional fees" . . . they can "rush the order", etc.

Of course by this time, the "newly Ordained person" applying for state license and county registration for their first wedding, usually is faced with a deadline: the already announced wedding date! So they pay $20-$50 for the "Letter in Good Standing", and double to quadruple that amount for a "rush order"!

This is how they make money. The Free Ordination "baits you in" then once you've started the marriage proceedings they get you good on the Letter of Good Standing.

At Cambridge Theological Seminary, we operate radically different:

> > [I] Our Online-Overnight-Ordination is "Free!" - not that it doesn't cost us, . . .
. . . but because we receive tithes and offerings from those who believe in "YOU!" the "Newly-Called Ministers" as the "Hope of Tomorrow", and believe in our Ministry of helping "YOU" the Newly-called-Minister.

> > [II] Our Online-Overnight-Ordination that we email you is our "Letter of Good Standing" - a "Legal Document" spelling-out many of the legal "Rights-&-Privileges" available to you - the "Newly-Called" and now "Newly-Ordained" Minister of the Lord Jesus Christ

We Challenge you to find anyone on the Web Offering Full Ordination

DENOMINATIONAL ORDINATION IN THE USA:

Most "Denominations" in the USA Ordain Ministers in "3-5 Stages", with each stage having more requirements and commitments, but then offering more legal privileges with each level of Ordinations.

Fully Ordained Ministers have a great number powerful Legal Privileges - such as the "Right to Privacy in Counsel" against being made to testify - as do Lawyers.

Most of the Online-Ordinations are only PARTIAL ORDINATIONS that ONLY allow a person to apply for "State License" and "County Registration" to perform legal marriages, and to "preach your 'own-bible' on your front porch."

Our Sample

Take a quick look at our "Full-Ordination" from Cambridge Theological Seminary, with all the rights and privileges there unto. Following is a "sample" of the "Letter of Ordination of a Member in Good Standing"

"Cambridge Theological Seminary"

Ordains as Minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ:

As a Church 501(c)(3, by an Educational Corporation, 34th Year

Office Only, North Arrowhead Rd, Cambridge, OHIO 43725

Main Office Telephone 1.740.675.2159

CambridgeTheologicalSeminary@Gmail.com

MEMBER: Bible Churches United for Christ, Global

DATE 2009

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

This is a "Legal Document" of the United States of America: a "Letter of Good Standing"

This is to certify: [NAME GOES HERE] has made proper application; has given personal, signed-testimony to salvation, calling to ministry of the gospel by Jesus Christ, and pursuance of education, discipleship and credentials thereunto; that said testimony has been "duly evaluated" by Cambridge Theological Seminary according to the Holy Scriptures, and has been found to meet all spiritual conditions to be "Ordained Minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ" - according to the following precepts:

[I] The "Ordained Minister" named above is a "Member in Good Standing" of Cambridge Theological Seminary, and is thus authorized as follows: to (1) Preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ, (2) Baptize Converts, (3) Dedicate Babies/Children, (4) Anoint the Sick with Oil, (5) Offer the Lord's Communion, (6) Impartation by Laying-on-of-Hands, (7) Receive Offerings to support Gospel Ministry, (9) Administer Confirmations, (10) Conduct Funerals, (11) Preach Revivals-Crusades-Seminars, etc., and (12) Conduct Christian Weddings (the spiritual ceremony before God) (13) Apply for State-License & County Registrant to perform 'State-Recognized Marriages' as in [Part-III] and [Footnote-1 - NOTE: Weddings & marriages are NOT equivalent] (14) may be a candidate as Deacon (Civil Oversight) as in Acts 6, I Tim 3, and may (15) be a candidate for Bishop (Spiritual Oversight - more below);

[II] The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to "Sign Legal Documents" of Baptism, Baby Dedication, Confirmation - and "New Birth" Certificates - that are legal in a Court of Law;

[III]
The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to apply for a State License to perform legal marriage according to the Laws of the home state and/or municipality and sign necessary legal documents;

[IV] The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to establish a new "Local Church", and/or a "Church-Christian-Day-School" - with an "automatic and instantaneous 'Tax-Exempt' Status";

[V] The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to visit County-&-City Jails, State-&-Federal Prisons for spiritual needs; to character witness in court on behalf of any person so desired, and to submit letters/affidavits to any Judge on behalf of any person, in any case, according to the desire of the Ordained Minister'

[VI] The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to visit Hospitals, Nursing Homes, etc., at any hour the patient requests - in emergency - according to the protocol of the establishment being visited;

[VII] The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to "park a vehicle in emergency parking when making emergency visits" at emergency room and/or hospital, "IF" the vehicle is properly marked "Clergy", and park in "Special-Parking" at hospitals at all times with marked vehicle;

Ministers are further authorized to conduct "religious Services" in Hospital Chapels, and to use the Hospital Office with the files of the patients as designated for Fully Ordained Ministers;

[VIII] The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to engage in "Spiritual Counseling" according to God's Word and to receive a "proper fee" for this service - if so desiring - with "Right to Client Privacy Privilege same as Lawyers;

[IX] The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to use the "Title Reverend" and/or wear a clerical color" if so desiring, these being "custom-&-tradition", and not Scriptural admonitions or mandates;

[X] The "Minister Ordained by Cambridge Theological Seminary" is authorized to immediately seek the "Honorary Title Doctor of Divinity"; in time, to seek as experience warrants, the "Earned Title Doctor of Ministry"; and eventually - if-and-when other ministers are called under his ministry, and/or discipled, trained, and guided by - "Title of Bishop" - as a "Bishop is an Overseeing-Ruling Elder";

[XI] ...is authorized to the many Federal, State, and City Income Tax advantages, with parsonage & utility allowances;

[XII] ...is authorized to legally withdraw from the Social Security Program and take responsibility for personal retirement income;

These are the more "Common Rights and Privileges" of a Gospel Minister with Full-Ordination in accordance with the Holy Scriptures of the New Testament, and the Constitutional Laws of the United States of America.

"Signed" this day by:

Dr. D. P. NewtonStein, Founder of "Cambridge Theological Seminary"

Bishop of "Churches, United for Christ" (USA & Global)

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Don't take our word for it - open a dozen websites - or 100 if you like - and look for yourself. we challenge you to even find an "Online-Overnight" site that mentions Initial, Partial, and Full-Ordination . . .

. . . and if you do, we challenge you to find one that awards you the Legal Rights and Privileges you get from Cambridge Theological Seminary, with further teachings on Official and Legal Ministerial Conduct - WITHOUT required your "vowed allegiance to that denomination or organization.

We only ask your deepest dedication to the Lord Jesus Christ, His Church and His Word, and your "Life's Devotion" to His Cause and Great commission!

This is one of our major Ministries, and we believe we offer the best program going for "Newly-called-Ministers". If you do find a better one, that that's the one we urge you to go with.

If you know of any way we can make this better for "YOU", please let us know: Please!

Why do we do this? Remember: you are at the website of "Ministers-Best-friend.com" "Serving the needs of those who Minister" is our Ministry, that's why we named our website "Ministers-Best-friend.com" Therefore it is our desire to

* [1] Assist the "newly-called" and "truly-called" in pursuing their calling to serve Jesus Christ. Jesus guaranteed "The Old Wineskins" will never get the job done!

* [3] Enhance Fellow Ministers in ‘seeking Christ’s Kingdom first’ and to fulfill the "Great Commission of Jesus Christ" - to take the Gospel of His Kingdom to every nation, and teach them to observe ALL things that Jesus taught His disciples: Matthew 28:18-21

* [4] Empower Fellow Ministers in reaching the world around them. Part of this empowering is to grant Free Ordination, legally, with credentials!

We offer "Free Ordination" as a "our ministry" to all who are serious about ministry for Jesus Christ. We extend this "Honor of Ordination" according to Scripture to all honest Christians who apply, regardless of the following: age, ethnicity, background, education, race, denomination, nationality, or gender.

However, for a "True Ordination" to be legal and to stand-up in court, it must be according to a "provable belief system" such as the Christian Scriptures. The "Internet Scams" who ordain homosexuals to marry each other, their pets, etc. - like the "Universal Life Church" - they and their members have lived in the courts for nearly 40 years (they admit this on their website!)

Thus we can honestly "Ordain" you “IF” and only “IF” you place yourself under submission to the plain written Word of God. You must sign your name to this!

A true Legal Ordination must be based on Scripture to be "guaranteed defensible" in a Court of Law. Now it could be for Judaism, or Islam based on the Koran, but of course, we are Christian who only Ordain Christian Ministers.

Obviously, then, being strictly according to God's Word, we do NOT Ordain those who believe the following:

> > That there are many ways to Eternal Life, when Jesus claims He is The Way;

> > That all religions are equal, when Jesus claims His Christianity is The only One;

> > That homosexuality is acceptable, when Scripture says it is abomination;

SIGNED: I, (your name here), by printing my name here, indicate this is "my signature" to the truth of this application:

We need the following for your Legal Records

Legal Name:

Address:

City: State Zip

Age:

Telephone:

Church Name if you already Pastor:

Denominational Preference: (if any)

If you wish to be Ordained to a specific calling - Prophet, Pastor, Teacher, Evangelist, Missions ("Apostle" - 'apostolos' - is simply the Greek word for "Those who are sent on a mission"), Deacon, or Deaconess, Elder, please signify.

If no preference, your ordination will read "Ordained as Minister of the Gospel of Jesus Christ."

(NOTE: We often get requests to ordain as "Bishop", but since this is an "Overseer among Elders", we cannot Scripturally Ordain you as "Bishop" unless you have at least two other pastors under your authority. You must be of "some age and experience to be a valid "Bishop." It is not for those in their 20's. It is, however, a great and valid title, to whom Paul directed his letter to the Philippians 1:1. If you believe you qualify for this title, email us regarding this matter, as we want you to have it).

Copy this "Section" - fill it out and email it to us:

FreeOrdinationOnline@Gmail.com

if approved, we will respond within 24-hours if at all possible, and/or email with questions. (We are all-volunteers, our Ministry functions like the Gideon's financially, if you are familiar with them.)

Thank you for coming to us for your Ordination

We have 34 years in this ministry, with an on-going Educational Non-Profit Corporation in the State of Ohio, with family members (with advanced Degrees from Ivy League Graduate Schools) committed to continue this ministry until Jesus comes.

We are leaving a "financial trust" for the continued growth of the website, an "Online Seminary, Bible College, Christian School, World Missions, etc.

We invite you to grow your ministry with us! We have ministers from over "90 Nations Around the World" determined to stand against modern, secular-humanist, politically-correct, pagan-heathens.