My Life in a Nutshell...

I just woke up, and I was out in the scrub, in Australia, without two pennies to rub together. That was until I got sectioned for alcohol abuse, and benefit fraud. Now I'm half blind, and cant seem to make sense of anything, especially on The Arsenal board. Its all a bit of a blur, living out in the bush....Like my life I suppose.
Much Love from Denpasar. Well the back yard and a few, tinnies, underneath a banana tree.
Rikki Altree( aka) The Cairns Tea Leaf.
PS. I wish I could come home. I do miss England,
now that summer's there.
But I'm afraid its a bit too late now, and I'll have to endure what's left of my life,
being called a Pommie Barstard & Bar Fly