Warning Wyoming Farmers, People Have Started Cuddling Cows

It's news like this that makes me worry about America. There's a new story claiming that people are really cuddling cows. I have a feeling Wyoming farmers are not gonna approve of this.

Don't blame me for the cow cuddling. Business Insider reported it and I'm just the messenger. They say it's a "wellness trend". Right. It's already happening in New York state because of course it is. East coast people. (*sigh*)

The place is called Mountain Horse Farm. Guessing they also have cows since that's where the cuddling has begun.

Healthy Food House says that people are paying up to $300 for a 90 minute session with the heifers. On second thought, it's time for me to create the first Wyoming cow cuddling farm. Please remember to bring your checkbook.