Deadly with fashionable intent

Month: February 2015

I just so happen to be good at that sort of thing. Anyways; I’m not quite “great” at putting links into the items worn, but I am going to update this later with the links. I will however list the items worn..

So, walking about the carnival with my select few persons I so happened upon the Forge machine and began to dump what I can only assume to be 10ks of thousands of lindens into it. No sweat, Deccan takes care of me so cheers mate, I just bought you a nights out on the town.

First picture is of a beautiful friend of mine by the name of Miss. Charisma.

For some reason I’m not all to pleased with how that picture came out. Not sure why. So I took another one, Closer up. Here you go.

Much better

All of the items seen are available Via forge store at the limited section on the left of at the fantasy gacha carnival Stall with the big forge logo on top. The hair is from truth, you can find it easily if you aren’t lazy.

It was a cold day in Fina when the men raided and destroyed all that we had. They were brutal men, of the north and with them came the kur. Assholes, I tell ye. I escaped with one brother by the name of Synbios.

On the way out I noticed a wounded woman and being the gentleman I have always been I took to seeing to her safety. So we were just walking the fuck knows wherever and we run into a giant circle of tents and shit. Synbios says… Don’t go, they put stuff in your ass. I turned with reservation and say, maybe, but we need food. I walked forward with honor to find the fantasy gacha carnival, and I left with my ass intact and the woman beautiful and in Tow.

Our butts remain secure and intact.

*APHORISM* does it again with a beautiful line of woman’s dresses which come with an overcoat if you happen to hit the lucky play. I must say that the work is amazing and as always, badass.

The Forge: Needs no introduction. Quality products, Amazing detail. Also an easy way to spent 10 thousand lindens and not get your Ultra rare. Whatever, shit happens. However in this case we were able to score a few items to accent the woman’s attire.

4AM, the coffee is already cold, the wife is bitching about children I couldn’t give her and a college fund that Roonie, my bookie had just lost on a duck fighting competition. The trailer smells of that nasty type of sex, the kind where you just fucking go at it ontop of last nights leftovers and still heat them up in a microwave that you haven’t cleaned since the person you stole the trailer from bought it.. You move to the Set, a 1999 23 inch Zenith, complete with a remote. You get lost in a girls gone wild series of rerunning commercials wishing that your wife was like your truck and eligible for trade in when all of a sudden a flash appears on your ancient potato of a TV set. A robotic looking Gorean man with a giant fucking ax stands before you; in the TV.

Do not adjust your television sets,.

You wonder who this badass is, where you can become one and then it appears.. “EZ Weapons, a Forge Company.” You recall one of those locations being opened down the road next to the three different Walmart’s and 5 seedy gas stations selling drug paraphernalia shaped Popsicles to minors. You take your fat ass out the door and mount your thalarion, realizing the cost of thalarion food and the GS system was totally fucked and it was all the President of Ar’s fault. You bitch all the way to the stores, lagging like crazy, recounting how Gor fucking sucks and how it used to be awesome. You open your wallet and take a gander at a beautiful picture of you and your wife, prim hair and all..

Blah blah blah.. You get the Gist, I just had to explain why that picture up there looked like it came from a television set. Here’s what you see when you park your handicapped thalarion in a firezone and enter EZ weaponry. The most badass axe on the face of the planet.

AUUUUU AHHHH OOOOUUU AOOOOO AHHHH

Deccan does it again, providing a quality weapon at affordable prices and no one can say a thing other than my pictures sometime suck and the stories are fucking insane. Ez weapons have been a leader in the weapons industry for Year(s) and with their Novo3system you can only expect the greatest weapons on the market.

Oh, Here’s some Ass for those of you into sexy man chowder; You also get to see how the weapon sheaths, lucky you.

So Forge kills it again with another line of items which push the boundaries of all genres of Roleplay. Want to be a cyberviking, go the fuck right ahead… Feel like being the Gorean version of Ironman? No, you can’t, I already pulled that card.

“Boo”

So I added some new pictures and I’m posting on them backwards so this is going to make Zero sense.

“Roguish swagatire”

So I brought the very awesome woman on board and we shot a picture of something we threw together for the FGC2015.

Equinox never ceases to amaze with another awesome addition to their roleplay lineup. Pani, Based on the 29th book of the John norman series (Swordsman of Gor)

Stop looking at my sticks, bro.

Detail looks great and the hat is just too F’in cool not to own. It’s like survivorman went to Japan and said “I’m going to be a samurai with two sticks and a paperclip. (No, that isn’t an insult, it’s pretty f*cking badass.)

Oh, Here’s the whole Kit’n’kabootle (Minus the Left bracer because tunafish.)