Level 5 Non-Milk SubstancePlayers heal 60% of the damage done
to an enemy covered with milk.

( Not Tradable )

The Battalion's Backup(equipped)

Level 10 Battle BannerProvides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.+20 max health on wearer

Level 15 Robot Arm"So the Demo shouted "Aye, give us a hand!" and the Medic took it
literally..."+25 max health on wearerReplaces the Sentry with a fast building Mini-SentryNo random critical hits

Spine-Chilling Skull

Level 31 HatExpress your undying hatred for the living.This is a special Halloween 2010 item

( Not Tradable )

Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head

Level 31 HatHe had one all along...

( Not Tradable )

Voodoo Juju

Level 31 HatOnly the finest leather hats come with tattoos and piercings.This is a special Halloween 2010 item

( Not Tradable )

Horrific Headsplitter

Level 31 Hat"Why the hell is my head so itchy?"

( Not Tradable )

Cadaver's Cranium

Level 31 Hat

( Not Tradable )

Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask

Level 10 Holiday HatBrown paper never looked so mildly disturbing.

( Not Tradable )

Mann Co. Cap

Level 10 Hat

( Not Tradable )

Cheater's Lament

Level 1 Aura of IncorruptibilityThough some would stop at nothing to achieve hats, you remained
resolute and incorruptible in your quest for head decorations. For
that, you have been rewarded.Effect: Holy Glow

( Not Tradable )

Ghastlierest Gibus

Level 10 HatWay way more ghastly.This is a special Halloween 2009 item

Defiant Spartan

Level 87 Hat

Prancer's Pride

Level 55 Hat

Buckaroos Hat

Level 47 Hat

The Superfan(equipped)

Level 10 Hat

Lumbricus Lid

Level 55 Hat

Vintage Foster's Facade

Level 1 Hat

Dealer's Visor

Level 50 HatDo not try to bluff Sasha.

The Athletic Supporter

Level 10 Hat[Insert Favorite Regional Team Here]

Max's Severed Head(equipped)

Level 42 Hat"I do NOT trade this hat."

Ellis' Cap

Level 10 Hat"I ever tell you about the time I kicked your ass while wearing this
cap?"

The Essential Accessories(equipped)

Level 10 Apparel

Vintage Stockbroker's Scarf(equipped)

Level 1 Hat

Dangeresque, Too?(equipped)

Level 20 GlassesSplash the pot with all you got.

( Not Tradable )

Iron Curtain

Level 5 Minigun

( Not Tradable )

The Big Kill(equipped)

Level 5 RevolverCombines style with stopping power.
Long exclusive to Freelance Police,
now available for other blood-thirsty mercenaries.

Alien Swarm Parasite

Level 20 HatThis cute little guy was once the scourge of humanity in another time
and place. Now he's content to ride on your head and keep the sun off.

( Not Tradable )

The Vintage Lugermorph(equipped)

Level 5 PistolThe ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

Genuine Sharpened Volcano Fragment(equipped)

Level 10 RIFT Fire AxeImproves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.On Hit: target is engulfed in flames-20% damage penalty

The Frying Pan(equipped)

Level 5 Frying Pan

The Lugermorph

Level 5 PistolThe ultimate in semi-concealed weaponry.
There's no question you need this gun,
the only question is: where will you keep it?

Level 18 HatWhen drinking one radioactive beverage at a time is not enough.

Vintage Sergeant's Drill Hat

Level 74 HatThis hat is a handy replacement for profanity-filled ranting when you
don't feel like shouting yourself hoarse.

Vintage Brigade Helm

Level 85 Hat

Vintage Safe'n'Sound

Level 14 HatIt gets difficult trying to calculate the total external applied
torque to a body's rotational motion through its moment of momentum
vector while the distracting sounds of gunfire and death are all
around you. Build a better, safer machine with the silence of the
Safe'n'sound!

Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby(equipped)

Level 56 HatWhile lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

Vintage Bloke's Bucket Hat

Level 55 HatGone Snipin'.

Vintage Backbiter's Billycock

Level 34 HatFor when you wish your head was a little taller,
but just as round on top.

World Traveler's Hat

Level 20 HatGiven to generous souls who have donated to community map makers. The
effect will only be visible while on a map that has been donated
towards!Effect: Map Stamps

( Not Tradable )

Vintage Tyrant's Helm

Level 55 HatI kicked your ass so hard it went back in time and got me this VIKING
HAT.

Vintage Respectless Rubber Glove

Level 64 HatIt doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

Vintage Glengarry Bonnet

Level 13 Hat

Vintage Prussian Pickelhaube

Level 50 HatA relic from one war brought into another.
Your enemy will get the point.

Level 10 Battle BannerProvides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.+20 max health on wearer

Level 10 RIFT Fire AxeImproves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.On Hit: target is engulfed in flames-20% damage penalty

Level 15 BonesawOn Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates+3 health regenerated per second on wearerWhen weapon is active:-20% damage penalty

( Not Tradable )

Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 56 HatWhile lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

Level 10 Battle BannerProvides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.+20 max health on wearer

Level 10 RIFT Fire AxeImproves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.On Hit: target is engulfed in flames-20% damage penalty

Level 15 BonesawOn Taunt: Applies a healing effect to all nearby teammates+3 health regenerated per second on wearerWhen weapon is active:-20% damage penalty

( Not Tradable )

Vintage Gentleman's Gatsby

Level 56 HatWhile lacking the cachet of other hats, the Gatsby nonetheless
possesses its own sartorial elegance. Its understated and affable
charm appeals to everyone, whether playing a round of golf with
friends or performing non-elective surgery with a well-polished
bonesaw.

Level 10 Battle BannerProvides a defensive buff that protects
nearby team members from crits,
incoming sentry damage by 50%
and 35% from all other sources.
Rage increases through damage done.+20 max health on wearer

Level 10 RIFT Fire AxeImproves upon Mother Nature's original
design for volcanos by increasing portability.
Modern science is unable to explain exactly
where the lava is coming from.On Hit: target is engulfed in flames-20% damage penalty