You can’t read my mind?

If you’ve never worked in retail then you may not get this one. For those lucky enough to not have retail sales experience, let me just tell you that some customers actually do expect you to know what they are thinking at all times and get angry when you don’t. I’ve had it happen to me quite a few times.

Of course in this case zombies are almost brain dead, so the insult is a little too hurtful for zombies. I bet you didn’t know that zombies had feelings. Well they do. You should see them doing a karaoke version of ‘Memories’. It’s very touching… when they can remember the words of course….