whilst plunderin I found this book:
It'll be useful to bring aboard our ship, me good matey is a great cook, and i'm persuading him to join our crew. me man won't but he is supportin me piratical aspirations. me man is a ninja me matey is a homosexual

anthrobabe wrote:Attention Please there was a goat sighting around here yesterday

all hands BOLO for said goat-- the goat in question is adorable but has a bad temper

if seen give him anything he wants and send him to my office

Oi did see the goat. 'E wuz up in the crows nest, with Helmsman Octagonapus.
('E's long way from New Zealand, that boy. See's sheep in jus' aboot everytin'. That's why we stuck 'im up there. 'E was worryin' the crew.)

A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.