“These Netflix passwords are like Thano’s infinity gems. There are only six on your account. I hope Alice knows she’s special.”

However, the young romantic didn’t expect how much his new commitment would change his life.

“It hasn’t been easy. My bro David was in stitches after he came over to see the new season of Luke Cage and Netflix asked if I wanted to finish watching ‘Orange Is The New Black’ and ‘How I Met Your Mother!’

“I’ll never live this down. If only I set Alice up with her own user profile!”