Tebow had his worst day as a starting quarterback Saturday, throwing four picks in a blowout loss to CJ Spiller and the Buffalo Bills. It simply wasn’t pretty.

But there’s good news for “The Mile High Messiah”! Apparently Playboy’s Miss January 2012 Heather Knox is rumored to be interested in helping the former Florida quarterback out with his pesky virginity problem!

Also, there are rumors that the Jets are going to look to upgrade from Mark Sanchez in the offseason. Ravens fans will call me this week and tell me that’s why the Ravens should do the same with Joe Flacco. I don’t know how the conversation will end, but I’ll assume that much like Clark Griswold, I’ll end up asking for the Tylenol.

Look, I’m excited about what Locksley might be able to bring to the University of Maryland as a recruiter. Had he never taken the New Mexico job, Locksley might have been a very real candidate to replace Ralph Friedgen instead of Randy Edsall.

But let’s not try to pretend like anything that happened in New Mexico actually didn’t. The man was suspended for hitting an assistant coach, dealt with discrimination complaints and saw a young man get popped for DUI while driving his car.

All while compiling a 2-26 record.

Staying with the Terps for a minute, I wanted to tell you about my Christmas Eve church experience. My girlfriend and I attended the late service over in Timonium. I went wearing a Baltimore Orioles hat and hoodie. At first I thought people were looking at me because they didn’t like seeing someone wearing a hat in church, but I found out later they were just confused as to why I didn’t wear a hat from a team that was actually good.

I thought pastor Danny O’Brien did a nice job with the first half of his message, but I found it to be quite strange when Randy Edsall pulled him and stuck in pastor CJ Brown, then somehow tried to rotate the two throughout the rest of the service.

It just didn’t make any sense to me.

(Note: This is only funny if you know that the pastor in Timonium is REALLY named Danny O’Brien. Even then it’s only a LITTLE funny.)

Dude, who promises to donate $5,000 to charity (in this case, Vikings P Chris Kluwe’s charity) and then stiffs?

The only thing worse than that? How about CBS putting on a new Rob Schneider TV show?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghygKt3oqmw

I cringe every time I see a preview during a Ravens game.

And my “oh no” moment from outside the world of football…

“Oh no, everyone involved in this Budweiser NBA commercial should be ashamed of themselves.”

Look, I like Steve Kerr a lot. I LOVE the Phoenix Suns Gorilla. I even tend to find myself pulling for that maniac Mark Cuban. But this…this is so bad the NBA should think about taking the Larry O’Brien Trophy away…

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Hopefully the Bengals burn a dvd copy of Jerome Simpson’s touchdown leap to give to him. Then when he’s sitting in his cell next year, or in the prison recreational room, he can play it and point out to all the other inmates, “see, I told you I used to play in the NFL!”