So the shirts, as you can see, are pretty great, and bargain-priced at just $15. But perhaps more importantly, do note that this picture is currently the best picture on the internet. Full details on the big shirt sale are hereabouts.

Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website, the Best Website in the Bay Area, just published the first installment of what promises to be an exhaustive primer on how to behave in Dolores Park. It’s full of sound advice, but this graphic is my favorite part.

Our boy Marcus wants to know why this Google Insights data suggests there’s a shit-ton of search-related interest in Fernet all the way over in Virginia. How dare they encroach on our stranglehold on interest in the apertif we appropriated from Argentina and Italy!?