"JCB Song"

"JJB Song"

Parody Written by:

Liznopi

The Lyrics

About my favourite shop - JJB Sports!

Well, I'm goin' down to JJB. I'm 5 years old and my shoes are old, so I'll buy some more. And the prices are totally cheap like berserk And we're singin, 'Don't forget your football if you want a match at home!'

And I have just had a bloody hard day To relax I'm going to my favourite storeAnd the procession of cars stuck behind are gettin all impatient and angry, but we dont mind.

An' we're holdin up the bypass oh Drivin' down to JJB Sportsoh woah

Only to go to a sports shopoh And I'm so glad I'm not in school-bopSo glad I'm not in school

Oh no...

And go and buy 10 basketballsAnd one football, to use on the summer green grass And I like it down here in our big yellow sports shopLike a cheapo shop, or a pound shop, but maybe even bigger

And I wanna buy loads of top badminton sets! And and have a game with the bullies and the teachers and their pets and the teachers and their pets And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's David BeckhamOnly he popped down to JJB and got a cheap pair of balls

And We're holdin up the bypass Weh Oh Just to go down to the old sports shopWeh Oh weh oh

Goin' to the sports shopWeh Oh And I'm so glad I'm not in school-bopSo glad I'm not in school

And we're holdin up the bypass Weh Oh

Just to go down to my top shopWeh Oh I'm goin' to the sports shopWeh Oh

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