CJ101: The Chinese New Year's Day is Friday, January 31. If we agreed to honor the Chinese's new year by having RV announced BEFORE that, then it would be by 11am tomorrow. We didn't say by Friday, Jan 31, apparently we promised before their new year.

[warrior7] For people that want to know what is really going on with the banks this is the best explanation I have found in 20 years of research. If you start it will keep you rivited like a book you can't put down.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKXspt459LE

[warrior7] You will learn more watching this video than any one thing I have ever seen. I have known it all along from my research but never seen it put together this way.

fisherman1 : That Eagle1 post is somewhat correct but the GCR did start Sunday that is true

fisherman1: It will be before Friday they turn it loose here....Read More Link on Right

GET:[arizona49] Serenity Prayer God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. Living one day at a time; Enjoying one moment at a time; Accepting hardships as the pathway to peace; Taking, as He did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it; Trusting that He will make all things right if I surrender to His Will; That I may be reasonably happy in this life and supremely happy with Him Forever in the next. Amen.*****************************KTFA:Eagle1 Excerpt: the GCR actually did begin its process on Sunday, a process specifically sanctioned and implemented with the cooperation and help of the IMF. Two of the major currencies that we've been watching -- namely, the IQD and the VND -- were among the first to revalue.

I have been repeatedly advised by my contacts at the IMF and other agencies that they would NEVER just do the Dinar or the Dong, release those currencies to the world, and then follow up with other currencies behind them simply because of the massive amount of double-dipping that would take place.

Sure enough, even though we had seen a total of 104 currencies finish the revaluing process by Monday night, it was made abundantly clear that we would not get to see the new rates until the process completed. With 104 currencies having finished the process, that left 94 yet to go.I do not know what time the actual process began, but what has been said is that the IMF gave a 72-hour window for all 198 currencies to undergo the process of change, after which the new rates would be released to the world. **********************************Late Tuesday Night: About the Poofness Newsletter: Hi, Folks - There's still no newsletter, and there's been no further word from Susan - so I guess we're looking toward Wednesday (probably afternoon or evening) now for the Poofness newsletter. :) I'll post it whenever it arrives and I'm at the keyboard. Blessings, all. --hobie **********************************MIG:xyz] Central banks in emerging markets take action Following a bout of market turmoil that's weighed on their currencies, central banks in emerging economies are moving fast to contain the damage..http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EMERGING_MARKETS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2014-01-28-17-36-16*************************************TNT:Melaza: YOU GUYS GOTTA READ THIS ARTICLE POSTED ON CNN -how the rich continue ​to get richer and the middles class continues to eat their crumbs>&​gt; http://money.cnn.com/2014/01/24/news/economy/middle-class-economy/inde​x.html?iid=article_sidebar***************************************KTFA:mryantodd » January 28th, 2014, Food for Thought!

• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours and cry? • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? • Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? • Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? • Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? • What is the speed of darkness? • Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? • If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? • If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? • Do you cry under water? • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" • Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." • Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? • Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? • Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? For the privacy? Really? • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ? • Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? • Stop singing and read on . . . . . . . .. . . • Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? • Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? • Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? • If the tootsie roll owl watched a pot of water on a hot stove, how long would it take to boil? • Why does the gecko speak in complete sentences in an English accent, but the duck can only say AFLAC? • What’s with the hypothetical wood chucking question anyway? • Why are poker tournaments on ESPN?

Jade

1/29/2014 02:43:40 am

Why when you are reading a list of jokes does the next one seem funnier, make you laugh harder than if they were just single joke snippets for you to read? or am I the only one? Thank you for posting this I needed a laugh and a belly workout today:) !
Be Blessed!

dutcheflat

1/29/2014 02:50:05 am

If we're standing in the middle of the rain, why do we hold our hand out to check and see if its raining?