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Sunday, December 09, 2007

Along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy, Chicago bioethicist Timothy Murphy gave me permission to reprint this funny take on our profession :

You Know You’re a Bioethicist when:

*As you exercise on the treadmill, you wonder about the ethical, legal, and social effects of prolonging your own life.

*You meet an acquaintance in the supermarket. She asks after your mother who is in the hospital. You phrase your answer so as not to violate HIPAA standards.

*At a university banquet in your honor, you ask if the chicken has been genetically modified or been given genetically modified feed.

*The waiter at your local restaurant describes the fish of the day but forgets to mention that the recipe contains chervil. You decry the restaurant’s failure of informed consent.

*Your teenage daughter wants angel wing tattoos on her shoulder blades. Your teenage son wants scarified rings on his back. You suggest that they consider whether rule-utilitarianism, act utilitarianism, or preference utilitarianism will help them make better decisions about body modification.

*You see a pregnant neighbor and ask whether her child will be a boy, a girl, or a clone.

*A reporter calls to ask you about a breaking case you know nothing about, but you nevertheless express an opinion.

*Your spouse asks why you were later coming home last night than anticipated. You advise that you’ll have to get an ethics consultation before making any further statements.

*When arrested for driving under the influence, you breathe a sigh of relief that federal regulations prohibit most experimentation on prisoners.

*Someone at the White House asks you to serve on the President’s Council on Bioethics. You protest that you have no qualifications as a bioethicist. The President appoints you anyway.

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