This one could be too easy really –but while we’re on a roll with Libyan bastards,I nominate the Lockerbie bomber,Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi.

Well done!You have successfully defended your title of Dead Pool Champion.Two in a row eh … you’re not killing the cunts yerself by any chance?

Right then!The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to picka new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 4.No rule changes but in case you’re new to the world ofpredicting bucket kicking cunts, here’s a refresher:

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one,so my top tip is to be quick off the mark andsteal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Well, having wone it twice n a row, here’s the next dead cunt : Erich Priebke.

“Who the fuck is he?” I hear you asking. Well, Erich Priebke (born July 29, 1913) is a former Hauptsturmführer (Captain) in the Waffen SS. In 1996 he was convicted of war crimes in Italy, for participating in the massacre at the Ardeatine caves in Rome, on March 24, 1944. 335 Italian civilians were killed there in retaliation after a partisan attack had claimed the lives of 33 German soldiers (an SS military police battalion from South Tyrol). Priebke was one of those who was held responsible for this mass execution. After the defeat of Nazi Germany, he got help to flee to Argentina where he lived for over 50 years.

Definitely a cunt, and at the age of 99 quite possibly the next dead cunt!!

He still looks a sprightly cunt to me, the result of fifty years goose-stepping down to the shops every day no doubt.I’m going for Bob Mugabe, he’s had a couple of health scares recently so fingers crossed he succumbs to something a bit more terminal.

Can’t let Dioclese have all the fun, so I’m going to nominate the great train robber, Ronnie Biggs. He’s been on his death bed for so long I reckon he’s trying to beat Megrahi’s ‘compassionate release con’ record!

Trappatoni.That’ll make the Euro2012 a bit more interesting. He, of course, is a total cunt because he has picked the despicable cunt of the year (as previously nominated) James McClean in his Republic of Ireland squad.

Yawn Fuck Yawn get your fingers out of little Thai boys pants and start cunting the nominated cunts you old cheese cocks. This blog is dying and ready to join the Dead Cunt Pool. I can smell you decrepit old cunts in there already.

Dioclese you are a major cunt, Megrahi is not the Lockerbie bomber, Iran wanted revenge for the downing one of it’s airliners full of pilgrims by the US navy, the contract was given to the Syrians, who as we know are bloodthirsty monsters.

Obscene grovelling apologies cunting fraternity. Shot me bolt a bit with a multiple nomination. Too many sherberts on board to read most explicit instructions. Pity three fucked Lulus there but I shall stick to old death breath Chris Lee singular.

Hold on for fuck sake. I wanted to nominate that old twat with the bladder problem the Duke of EDINBURGH (get your spelling right assholes). Although, at the time of writing I’m pretty certain he’s already brown bread and Der Queen’s keeping quiet so as not to spoil all the anachronistic jubilee flag waving like a twat bullshit.

Old cunts never die, they only smell thst way. Just to remind you cunts that the Dook of Edinboro has already been nominated by my goodself. Unfortunately it now looks like his rt royal cuntship is too much of a cunt to do the decent thing and is recovering fuck it. Not standing down his honour guard of vultures just yet though.

Just to remind you cunts that I bagged the Dook of Edinboro the the second he failed to piss during the jubilee pageant. Now he is back in hospital again it cannot be long before he catches a superbug and departs this cruel world. Although it looks like the whole site is the next dead cunt walking.

Sir Stoke, surely the duke has already expired and gone to royal cunt heaven. Didn’t his bladder explode showering the peasantry with blue urine. Perhaps not. I might be confusing him with Arthur Askey. However, Mr Askey’s bladder didn’t explode, but his legs did fall off. As he wasn’t a big man this would hinder him somewhat in the height department. Also he wore big glasses was really a very unfunny cunt.

I nominate Arthur Askey. The unfunny legless cunt without a leg to stand on. Oh fuck, he’s already dead. Still a cunt though. Anyway, I also nominate Gok the Gook. I think he will die soon as he is a ‘bandit of the arse’ and therefore is likely to catch a nasty disease due to putting his winky up other men’s bottoms and not into cunts, as nature intended.

Anyway, it seems to me that the cunt ‘Gok the Gook’ should die soon, cos he puts his willy up other mens arses. Now that can’t be healthy. Also he is a gook and my father (if was still alive) would shoot the cunt. After all, that is what he did in the Korean war until the Americans dropped napalm on him. There can’t be anything worse than a homosexual gook. Otherwise I would nominate Arthur Askey, a very unfunny cunt, but he is already dead after his legs fell off. Legless cunt.