Get that bacon shakin’ with a Bacon Dashboard Dancer. Instead of a hula girl on your dash, it’s something (arguably) meatier- bacon. The bumpier the road, the more his little pork moves sizzle. He’s so cute (and delicious) you might have trouble keeping your eyes on the road. But please do, so you …

It’s the new American Standard. Taking a cue from the restroom and bringing it into your kitchen is the Toilet Salt and Pepper Shaker set. Yes the salt comes out of the urinal and appropriately enough pepper from the toilet bowl. Each ceramic spice shaker measures 2.5″ tall. You’ll have to drop about …

Keep your eyes on your drink. Or in this case, keep your drink going around your eyes. The Sip N Swirl Drinking Glasses are like a crazy straw for your freakin’ face. One of the top 5 most fun things you can do with a …

Let the world know exactly what you thought of that meal with Like Dislike Napkins. Flip it around to like or dislike that last dish. You get a set of 2 napkins so you and a buddy can be the Siskel and Ebert of social feed-ia. Also handy for hitchhiking and for people …

Stab your meat or your enemies with the Ninja BBQ Set. This is the only set of barbecue tools you will see in the next 5 minutes that has ninja sword handles- guaranteed. The ninja code of conduct prevents me from telling you this directly but this fork and spatula set is, how …

Drink your drink with Stache Straws and cover up the inevitable milk mustache. It’s the 3 inch clip-on mustache and straw set. Great for parties, dishwasher safe, might even get you laid. Well certainly you’re more likely to get some action with this than a milk …

A fondue pot shaped like a toilet bowl? That’s not fondue, that’s fon-don’t. This little piece of culinary bizarreness comes from Japan, where apparently the expression “don’t shit where you eat” gets lost in translation. Putting chocolate in there just makes it worse. Happy Valentine’s Day. (via …

Stick ’em up… with gummy bears. It’s the sweetest way to hold things up- Gummy Bear Magnets. But instead of sugary edible treats, these are plastic utilitarian tools. You get a set of five in orange, red, clear, green, and yellow. Each measures 2″ high and is totally …

Another Thanksgiving disaster? Best to preemptively just hide your face in a Clumsy Cook Turkey Mask. Then at least you have an excuse as to why you cooked the turkey still sealed in it’s plastic wrapping from the supermarket. Save yourself from the ire of flung mashed potatoes and sweet potato pies splattered …

Be careful, it’s fragile- must be Italian. Get into the Ralphie season with a Christmas Story Sculpted Leg Lamp Mug. Ho ho ho, you’ll shoot your eye out kid. If A Christmas Story is going to be on TV virtually 24/7 during the holiday season, you’re gonna need some coffee to catch all …