The Social Media Game

If you only talk about GOOD things, people say you don’t face reality.
If you only talk about BAD things, people say you are bitter.
If you try to mix the two, people will say you aren’t serious about either.
If you veer off topic, those that agree with you will like it and those who don’t will ask that you stick to the script.
And if if you throw HUMOR into the mix, people will laugh or accuse you of insensitivity.

We can send a spaceship into space and land it on a moving comet 10 years later, but we can't design a way to lose weight eating a regular diet of peanut butter and chocolate.
Not cool, Science. Not cool. xoxo

Thing to do while @instagram is down: End every conversation by hashtagging outloud what you talked about: "Let's go to @Chipotle and get lunch. Hashtag @Chipotle. Hashtag lunch. Hashtag burrito. Hashtag lunch decisions." xoxo