Tumblr keeps saying my password is wrong, I got talked down to all day by manager who can't read an analog clock and just sorta stares blankly at you if you ask her a question she can't answer, my feet hurt and I have to go to Bridgewater to see Pirates of Penzance.

Seriously? I had trouble reading analog clocks when I was about 10 (I was taught to read them younger, but my first ever watch was digital so I fell out of practise) and my parents/teachers/other relevant adults basically panicked.