Cleaning Squid and Other Cephalopods

Here's an easy way of cleaning squid and other cephalopods.
Cephalopods? That's the generic name given to this strange group of
creatures equipped with tentacles and ink.

Not only are squid, octopus and cuttlefish a primary food source of
many predatory fish, but they also make a very tasty dish for we humans
too.

Incidentally, in many cookery books and restaurant menus they're
often referred to by their Spanish names - that's calamari (squid),
sepia (cuttlefish) and pulpo (octopus, or octopi if there's more than
one).

We'll tackle all three of them here, but let's make a start with cleaning squid...

Cleaning Squid

The equipment required isn't too extensive - just a sharp knife.

Lay the squid on a chopping board, grasp the mantle with one hand and
the tentacles with the other, and pull gently apart. Inside the mantle
you'll find the quill, which looks like a piece of plastic. But it isn't
- it's pure squid - so if aboard your boat, you can throw it over the
side with a clear conscience.

Then cut the head off, just behind the eyes. Keep the tentacles and
the mantle and commit the rest to the deep. Remove the beak from between
the tentacles, skin the mantle with your fingers and pull off the
wings. Don't throw them out though, they're every bit as good as the
mantle and the tentacles.

Give it all a rinse, dry it on kitchen paper or a clean cloth, and put it in the fridge until you're ready for cooking.

Incidentally, during this process you'll have come across the ink
sack. If you wish you can retain this for making a sauce. Remove it
carefully, being careful not to pierce it. Place it in a cup, pierce it,
add a little water and pour it through a sieve. The diluted ink freezes
well.

Cleaning Cuttlefish

Just like a cleaning a squid really, but to the delight of budgerigars
everywhere, you'll find a cuttlebone inside instead of a quill.

Cleaning Octopus

To kill the octopus, stab it between the eyes with a pointed knife
which will pierce the brain. To clean it, turn the mantle inside out and
pull out all the bits you dont like the look of. If your intended
pulpo menu includes the words 'con su tinto' ('with its ink' in
gourmet-speak) retain the ink sac, but otherwise discard everything you
find inside.

Next, remove the eyes with a sharp knife, and casting modesty aside,
spread the tentacles to reveal the beak and remove that too. If you
found a quill or a cuttlebone, it wasn't an octopus.

Unless you enjoy a challenge, the meat must be tenderised before
cooking. You could give the beast a thorough thrashing with a wooden
mallet, or just simmer it gently in water for 30 or 40 minutes.
Alternatively, deep freezing the octopus and allowing it to thaw out
slowly also achieves the desired result.

So with the process of cleaning squid, octopus and cuttlefish taken care of, lets take a look at one way of cooking them...