8.04.2005

Sharpened

Anyways there are no people in the factory. The factory is run by machines. These machines make thousands of pencils every day.

And these pencil making machines can talk. That's where the tv show is.

The machines don't have mouths or anything. It's just the camera will focus in on a machine and you'll hear a voice and you'll know its the machine talking.

And the machines will have conversations with each other. But since they are machines there won't be emotion in the machines voices. And they won't make any jokes either. They'll just describe the apperance of the factory and what operations that they execute.

And at the end of each episode, one machine will have a good cry.

By that I mean we'll zoom in on one machine, and by using tv magic: have tears running down the machine. You'll also hear the voice over noises of someone crying.

This good cry will go on for 4-6 minutes, depending on the size of the machine.

Eventually the machine will short out because of all the water (from its tears).

The show will then end with a technical note written across the screen saying "This Machine Needs Repairs."

Conti,Hell yeah I'd watch it. I'll watch anything once, except for golf. I'd rather just take a sleeping pill. Good call with machine-like. It's my robot name. If you would like a robot name, too, I'll let you know where to send the $1500 bank check. You will receive your name in the mail in 6-8 weeks.