A few weeks ago Brendan Haywood got invited to appear at edutainment event Sixth National Book Festival and that meant he spent personal time with First Lady Laura BUSH!!!! Never has the franchise had someone so close to seat of power since Abe Pollin was a young vulnerable intern to Grover Cleveland.

Why did they choose Brendan? Because they had Elmo already and wanted someone less threatening!

So Brendan Haywood is at the podium with First Lady and wizznutzz obtain scoop of what was exchanged:

BRendan:"Mrs. Bush, its an honor to meet you. I would love to have a chance to speak to you further about youth literacy"

Barbara:"Mmmm Mmmm. Well this Bush loves black people!"

Brendan:"Mrs. Bush, really i came here to speak about the reading program. Maybe we could talk about if you had a favorite book when your were a young adult?"