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Slices of Life: Mom’s grocery superpowers

Submitted by Edgar on Wed, 08/06/2014 - 6:56pm

By Jill Pertler.

Superman, Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk all possess superpowers, but I enjoy supremacy even greater than x-ray vision, unlimited strength or the ability to fly. My capabilities come from grocery lists in my pocket and canned goods on aisle seven. It’s the power of food acquisition and I’ve assumed extreme control.