Balls Out Bowling with DJ Chris Diablo

When: Wednesdays, 8:30 p.m.-1 a.m. Continues through Nov. 5 2010

I could crack a slew of jokes in this blurb — because, really, an event called "Balls Out Bowling" is designed for that. But then I might overlook the facts that DJ Chris Diablo hosts this music-infused event between 8 and midnight every Wednesday at Classic Lanes 300 (1867 N. Circle Drive, myspace.com/classic300), and that it's all-ages. (Just keep the kids away from the beer pong tourney and drink specials.) Besides, as a woman, it's not like I have a pair to go "balls out" with under the alley's blacklights — just a super-sweet, vintage royal blue, ahem, ball. — Kirsten Akens