Sorry for all those exclamation points, it’s just that as a movie blogger I’m legally obligated to run around the room like a chimp smearing poop on his own face every time something comic-book-hero-related happens. But anyway, yeah, here’s a 25-second segment from Entertainment Tonight that shows some highly edited snippets from Iron Man 2 that may or may not even be in the final movie. I like how they’re just standing on the open ramp of a moving cargo plane making kissy face as if it’s a hotel balcony. Yeah… if I’m ever anywhere near the open part of a moving plane I’m pretty sure I’ll be holding on to something until my fingers bleed while covered in my own piss. And Gwyneth Paltrow’s idea of a daredevil is someone who makes eye contact with poor people, so this seems highly unlikely.

I would’ve tossed that bitch off if she threw my helmet like that. *kisses pink Huffy helmet* Don’t worry, old friend, I’d never let a woman come between us.

I object! As it is clearly stated in Shark V. Durst “in whatsoever capacity it may be deemed to be likened to that which is inteneded to imitate, that likeness shall be the basis for comparison henceforth and in perpetuity . . .”

Also, it should be noted that the Hulk don’t need no Sybian suit. Have you seen that sumbitch’s fingers? I know Liv Tyler has.

12.15.09 at 3:04 pm

Donkey Hodey

Never call Bruce Banner a fag while he’s fingering some chick. That gets messy quick.

12.15.09 at 3:06 pm

Donkey Hodey

War Machine’s Sybian attachment is bigger…

12.15.09 at 3:12 pm

LordZnot

Why did they make the suit all red ? That sucks

12.15.09 at 3:14 pm

Mark It Zero

Overruled sir! A priori assumption provides the basis for which all precedents are formed. Also, let’s not forget – let’s not forget – that keeping armor, a robotic suit, for uh, retaliation within the city lim – that ain’t legal either.

The defense rests. I SAID GOOD DAY.

12.15.09 at 3:15 pm

Erswi

Yeah Donk, but it only works on white chicks.

12.15.09 at 3:17 pm

Jacktion!

Never call Bruce Banner a fag while he’s fingering some chick. That gets messy quick.

Can we introduce him to my ex?

12.15.09 at 3:21 pm

Erswi

You sir can expect to see me in appeals court.

I still don’t think I got a fair and impartial jury on that “Sexual Misconduct” count.

12.15.09 at 3:22 pm

GenePoolParty

Vince, as we spend most of our time trying to riff the funny off your post beat. I wanted to take the off topic opportunity to mention that you are pretty god damned funny.**Yes, I know I still will never come close to a COTW**