_________________"That is some very responsible yolo-ing." - allularpunk"We are simple people, my husband is a mechanic with dirty hands, my daughter is a blue haired lesbian who's favorite activity is making people uncomfortable." - torque

#3 was the lie. My sister isn't a high school gymnast, let alone one of the top ones in New York state. My mom was the official biographer for a movie star, had a deal with Knopf, but she never finished the book. My sister was born and she got too busy, had to give her work to another biographer.

1. My father was a coach for the U.S. Disabled Ski team.2. My mother was the authorized biographer of a movie star whose career spanned from the 1930s to the 1960s.3. My sister is one of the top high school gymnasts in New York state.

You already did these three!

_________________"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

#1 My husband was once arrested for trespassing while ghost hunting in a graveyard.#2 My brother was once arrested for playing Elvis songs on the tuba in the subway without a license. #3 My father was once arrested for riding a donkey backwards and knocking down a taco stand.

_________________"That is some very responsible yolo-ing." - allularpunk"We are simple people, my husband is a mechanic with dirty hands, my daughter is a blue haired lesbian who's favorite activity is making people uncomfortable." - torque

#1 is true. He was in college and celebrating the end of finals. It was before we knew each other. #3 is also true. It happened in Mexico while he was visiting family. #2 is a total lie. My brother doesn't play the tuba and as far as I know has never been arrested.

_________________"That is some very responsible yolo-ing." - allularpunk"We are simple people, my husband is a mechanic with dirty hands, my daughter is a blue haired lesbian who's favorite activity is making people uncomfortable." - torque

#1 There is a skull on my printer.#2 There is a kneecap on my dresser.#3 There is a giant penis in my closet.

_________________"That is some very responsible yolo-ing." - allularpunk"We are simple people, my husband is a mechanic with dirty hands, my daughter is a blue haired lesbian who's favorite activity is making people uncomfortable." - torque

_________________"That is some very responsible yolo-ing." - allularpunk"We are simple people, my husband is a mechanic with dirty hands, my daughter is a blue haired lesbian who's favorite activity is making people uncomfortable." - torque

1. Technically speaking, I'm a princess on my dad's side of the family.2. Technically speaking, the first language I "spoke" was Hindi.3. Technically speaking, I use fancy pants programs to understand how the brain processes communication.