Posts Tagged ‘michelle antoinette obama

I’m not exactly sure what “iCarly” is, but I think it might be what former Senate candidate Fiorina is doing these days…or maybe it’s an ill-advised comeback vehicle for the woman who sang about Warren Beatty in the 70s walking into a party like he was walking onto a yacht…with one eye on the mirror…and clowns in his coffee, clowns in his coffee…oh, he was so vain (and he probably thought that song was about him).

Speaking of vain (and a clown without coffee), Michelle Antoinette Obama recently made a guest appearance on “iCarly”, where she had a dance party.

I have to say that I kind of love this…and wish Michelle Antoinette would devote all of her time to this endeavor. It certainly is much preferable to listening to her scold people for eating potato chips (in between bites she takes of brontosaurus-size ribs or pterodactyl-grade Buffalo wings). Her “Crusade Against Other People’s Obesity” is nowhere near as charming as seeing America’s current First Lady shake her ample derriere in ill-fitting stretch pants on a show called iCarly.

Ay Carumba! is more like it.

The jokes just kind of write themselves when our First Clown gets her groove on.

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As a bitter midwestern American, Sundays are all about clinging to my guns (all 47 of them) and my religion (NASCAR).

So of course, I’m watching the final race of the NASCAR season at Homestead in Florida. As is typical in NASCAR, members of the US military were honored during the opening ceremonies. There was the standard fighter flyover from a nearby air base, and this time, a decorated sniper and his family were chosen to make the standard “Gentlemen, start your engines!” announcement.

The sniper and his family were flanked by First Finger-Wagger Moochelle Antoinette Obama and Jill Biden (AKA the brains in that family.) I would bet money that Moochelle Antoinette and Jill don’t give a “G-D America” for NASCAR racing, the military, or the normal patriotic Americans who flock to NASCAR races.

And apparently the feeling is mutual, because the sniper and his family were cheered–and then Moochelle and Jill were loudly BOOED moments later when they were announced.

I’ve never seen anything like it.

Apparently the NASCAR fans in attendance saw this for what it was–yet another paid vacation for Moochelle and her entourage.

UPDATE:

Just found the video on the Intertubes:

UPDATE #2: In an incredibly thrilling finish, Tony Stewart won the race, and in doing so, won the 2011 NASCAR championship. Congratulations to his team, sponsors and supporters.

You have to read The National Enquirer – and remember it’s one of the few papers out there that is 100% correct about 50% of the time — and learn about Michelle Obama’s gluttonous behavior during her appearance on “Paula’s Party”.

Paula Deen’s calling Michelle Antoinette out as a hypocrite for scolding Americans not to eat any of the foods that Michelle Antoinette herself apparently can’t stop eating.

Deen says that during commercial breaks of her show she couldn’t get Michelle Antoinette to stop eating any of the supposedly “unhealthy” fried foods that Deen had on the table. From the tone of Deen’s remarks, it feels like production crew members were in danger of losing fingers, if not whole limbs, if they tried to pull some of these dishes away from the woman living in the White House who is on a personal crusade against other people’s obesity.

I still have a gut feeling that Michelle Antoinette is going to be the Obamas’ real downfall in 2012. On the campaign trail, she’s going to say or do something that gives Obama his indelible “Jimmy Carter and the Rabbit” meme. It’s going to be a “let them eat cake” type statement that drops out of her mouth unexpectedly somewhere, similar to the “I’m proud of America for the first time in my adult life” statement she made — twice in one day — in Wisconsin during the Democrat Primaries in 2008.

As the current First Lady, Michelle Antoinette sticks mainly to highly choreographed and controlled appearances on TV shows where producers edit her to present herself as well as possible. She was great on Sesame Street and Extreme Home Makeover…and even better on The Simpsons, where she was a cartoon character voiced by Angela Bassett and strangely drawn to resemble Mr. T. more than anyone else.

But, in person, before a live audience, speaking extemporaneously, Michelle Antoinette’s true feelings about Americans often slip out.

According to the article in the Enquirer (which was the one publication to report on John Edwards’ affair, love child, and campaign funds scandal), being called out on the hypocrisy surrounding her “Eat Healthy” book and her “Let’s Move” crusade against other people’s obesity apparently drives Michelle Antoinette crazy.

I have little doubt that when the campaign season heats up, and Michelle Antoinette’s dispatched for appearances coast to coast, that she’ll make another “I’m proud of America for the first time in my adult life” remark that will perfectly capture the Obamas’ shared feelings about America and Americans.

I also can’t help thinking this will involve food in some way…and could even happen during her upcoming “Healthy Eating” book tour.

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UPDATE: It just occurred to me how this is all going to play out.

I started thinking about the campaign season, and all the appearances candidates have to make at local restaurants, street fairs, and other “Must Do” spots in the towns they visit. Candidates just HAVE to eat a Philly with velveeta (not Swiss, like John Kerry ate) in Philadelphia. In Chicago, they HAVE to eat Deep Dish somewhere. In your town, it might be a special sandwich or a giant ice cream sundae or whatever it is the locals deem visitors MUST HAVE when they come to town.

Candidates are always photographed eating these local treats…and the candidates (and their spouses) who refuse to partake in these high-calorie meals are excoriated for it.

During the 2004 campaign, Thereza Heinz embarrassed John Kerry on a campaign stop when she not only wouldn’t eat the town’s “famous chili”, but she admitted she had no idea what chili in fact was. She’d never heard of it, and thought it was some sort of “chilly” dish, like ice cream. This, obviously, scored no points for the Kerry campaign with the locals.

What is Michelle Antoinette going to do when she rolls into town with her “Healthy Eating” cook book in one hand…and a campaign-required, massive Philly cheesesteak sandwich or deep dish pizza in the other?

She really can’t win no matter what she does in these situations.

One option is to refuse to eat the foods offered up to her, which will offend the locals.

Another choice would be to avoid campaign stops where she’ll be proffered these fatty foods…but that will make the locals feel dissed, as in, “Oh, Miss Fancy came to town but wouldn’t have a hoagie at Fat Tony’s Hoagie Emporium. But, Gloria Cain came and had one. And Anita Perry had one. But not Miss Fancy!”.

If she eats these foods on the campaign trail, she’ll be called a hypocrite because of all the scorn she’s heaped on Americans in her books and her “Let’s Move” crusade against other people’s obesity.

There’s really no winning for the Obama campaign on this…and it’s something they 100% did to themselves.

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With unemployment among young black men hovering at around 40%, Michelle Antoinette Obama appeared at her “husband”‘s $38,000-a-plate New York fundraiser wearing a diamond cuff priced at $15,000 with 2.9 carats of diamonds, a 2.17-carat diamond cuff priced at $15,350, and a 1.73-carat diamond bracelet priced at $11,800.

(At least, we think it was Michelle Antoinette. It looks a lot like Michelle’s animatronic stunt double in this photo–the one BHO had the CIA build for him so the real Michelle Antoinette couldn’t nag him 24/7 about his fat intake.)

BHO Pretends to Kiss Michelle Antoinette Animatronic Figure

Whenever I snark on Michelle Antoinette, I ask myself if I would have said the same thing about any of her predecessors. You know what? I can’t even imagine Laura Bush wearing this much bling to a state dinner, much less a political fundraiser, when so many Americans are out of work. What a callous, insensitive cretin.

Megan Fox is a radio host — and a home-schooling mother of two in a suburb of Chicago — who has been paying great attention to the hectoring Michelle Antoinette Obama’s been giving parents in her “Let’s Move!” crusade against other people’s obesity while seemingly eating every fancy and expensive thing she can in her remaining time in the White House. Megan takes a look at some of our illustrious First Lady’s endless hippo-crasy for HillBuzz.org.

Yesterday, Drudge Report ran a headline declaring a big sales increase at McDonalds that coincides with Barack Obama’s rise to power and Michelle Antoinette Obama’s self-appointment of arbiter and critic of everything Americans put in their mouths…opening her own mouth not only to scold others for having desserts, but to scarf down all the delectable rare delicacies she’s been enjoying on the public’s tab while she and her husband fart merrily through taxpayer silk in the White House.

I very quickly cobbled together a montage of the Obamas gobbling all sorts of foods the current First Lady claims working Americans should never eat — which all photographic evidence indicates her doing this so there will be more for the Obamas to snack on.

I marvel at the sheer magnitude of pictures out there depicting Michelle Antoinette Obama hippo-critically gorging on meals worth hundreds of calories and costing in the thousands.

Do you know if there’s a site already in existence compiling all of these images?

Because I would love to collect as many unique images of Michelle Antoinette and Barack Obama snarfing down on all the burgers, fries, ribs, waffles, bacon-wrapped-bacon-stuffed-bacon (atop a bed of bacon served with a side order of bacon), and other delights with the permanent air of “Not for thee, ‘Tis for me!” in which this pair carries themselves.

There is a computer program called Andrea Mosaic that allows you to create photo mosaics using folders of hundreds of pics that you’ve collected. You can, thus, find an image of a big juicy bacon cheeseburger and then use the program to create a mosaic of all the shots depicting the Obamas eating that tiles into the burger image.

I also think it would be fun to create a mosaic of the logo for Michelle Antoinette Obama’s “Let’s Move!” campaign that is comprised of hundreds of pictures of her doing all the things her crusade against other people’s obesity prohibits regular folk from doing: all the burger building, snack shacking, lip smacking, and fry frenching that the First Hypocrite does on a perpetual basis.

What are your favorite photos of Michelle Antoinette Obama and Barack Obama eating all the things they tell you not to?

Do you know a place that has been collecting all of them, into a big gallery or a mosaic poster or something?

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UPDATE: I just had to bump this comment from Soleil up to the front page, because I’m sure it captures what so many people are thinking, especially when it’s time to pay for groceries and you realize you’ve just dropped $50 and have so comparatively little in your shopping bags. Meanwhile, in a world completely removed from our own, the Obamas take great joy in being served every exotic dish imaginable, with never a bill coming to them. The bill comes to you, of course, with Democrats always wanting to make you pay more at the store so higher taxes can go towards sending Michelle Antoinette on another vacation or to the newest, fanciest restaurant imaginable.

Soliel says:

This makes me sick. I have a bit of a different take on this. I am vegan. I am a conservative vegan. There are a lot of out there. I like my diet, it’s wonderful. It’s healthy, tasty, creative and not expensive.

What makes me so ill…not out of jealousy or envy, believe I am NOT envious of MO’s diet or fashion sense, body, etc…is that they claim to be so “progressive” yet they are so materialist, pleasure seeking, etc. They have no clue about deeper values! They have no clue about the beauty of a simple life with “high thinking, simple living”. In fact they are the opposite “simple thinking, high living”. To me that speaks of their character. MO especially, she is all about designer clothes, expensive meats and foods, and she still doesn’t look good! They are not evolved at all, they have little depth or gravitas…and little class. To shop and eat like this when so many Americans can’t afford the basics is just the worse classless act ever. God, they are revolting!!!

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Having a pint o’ Guiness, it turns out, is more fun and fulfilling than sending condolences to the families of those who died in the Joplin, MO tornado last night–the deadliest tornado in the U.S. in 64 years. That isn’t a surprise. The big surprise of Obama’s trip to Ireland to meet his 8th cousin is that Mechelle managed to dress in the light this morning, and not completely disgrace herself (and America) with a Klingon belt ensemble or an outfit constructed by kindergarteners at a school for the blind. (Yes, a suit would have been more appropriate than a dress and jacket, but let’s not quibble. At least it’s not made of coffee filters or cat-pee-stained sofa upholstery fabric.)

There are always opportunities for humor where the Obamas are concerned, but here’s one I couldn’t resist. Please take a look at the following photo of our First Couple (at least one of whom is not a Muslim) and write a more accurate caption than the copy editor of the UK Mail.

The president and his wife clink their glasses together as they enjoy the Guiness at the Ollie Hays pub

Clearly, Barak Hussein Obama (a non-Muslim) has something on his mind. What could he be thinking? Write a new caption for this photo!

Someone sent me a wonderful resource this weekend, a book called “Christmas in the White House” by Albert J. Menendez. It’s an older book, from the early 80s, with anecdotes of First Families at the holidays through the Reagans.

Every page is a Class vs. Crass episode waiting to happen.

One of my goals in 2011 is to take my longtime interest in the Americans First Ladies to the next level and make the information in books like “Christmas in the White House” available for people who will never read this out-of-print title. The new HillBuzz.org site, version 3.0 (after the original Blogspot and the current WP sites), will have a dedicated section to the First Spouses (a term everyone should get used to, as the next President will be female and there will be a First Gentleman, or “First Dude” if you prefer, in the White House).

Those of you who love history are invited to write in with your favorite stories about First Spouses — in American history, in other countries, in your own states, or in fiction — because I would love all the research help I can get. By 2012, we can certainly build a great resource of this material that surely puts Michelle Antoinette Obama’s behavior into historical perspective, if we use 2011 to its fullest and take advantage of this year ahead of us.

I’m curious what other resources currently exist out there on the First Ladies — books, websites, articles, etc.

If you have any of these at the tips of your fingers, chime in below or write in to let us know about them. It would be a big help.

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The gift that keeps on giving: Obama's meltdown at press conference where he left Bill Clinton in charge to takeover for the day, December 10th 2010

UPDATE: Here’s a really great, extended video of this…where Obama really seems unbalanced. At the beginning, he has trouble talking. It sounds like part of his face is frozen or something. Like today he was having a Parkinson’s day and he couldn’t finish the press conference, knew it, and so he had Bill Clinton do it. Listen to his voice. He has trouble talking. He seems like he is on medication. Do not be surprised if he does not run for a second term and the reason for that LBJ moment is that he admits to the Parkinson’s.

RealClearPolitics has the video up of Obama having his meltdown after being pressed too hard to answer substantive questions about the economy. He’s teary-eyed, and his pale purple tie looks drab…less SEIU than moldy sardines. His ill-fitting and rumpled suit jacket is dingy and his eyes are puffy and sunken, like he’d been crying all day, perhaps realizing how inept he is in the role of president the Left and lamestream media (redundancy alert!) swore he would grow into. Girlfriend needs some cookie dough ice cream, a box of merlot, and a Jonas Brothers concert video tonight.

Remember during the 2008 primaries when Michelle Antoinette said in an interview that she “wanted to scratch Bill Clinton’s eyes out”?

I bet Big Dawg remembers it.

Obama complains at the beginning of this clip that he’s bored with the press conference, “tired of people being mean to him”, and doesn’t want to keep Michelle Antoinette waiting…with an implied “or else” you can easily take to mean something like “I’m afraid my beard is going to beat me, like Katie Holmes on the warpath all up on Tom Cruise’s ass”.

So, Big Dawg smirks and says, “I wouldn’t want to make her mad”.

It’s really great passive-aggressive theater from the master of these subtleties.

Seriously, Christmas officially came on December 10th this year with this BizarroWorld press conference meltdown from “The One” that gave Bill Clinton an extra, nonconsecutive day in his presidency unheard of since Grover Cleveland, by way of Alexander Haig.

This is the gift that will keep on giving for years and years to come.

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