December 2 Reverb Broads Prompt: “What is the stupidest thing you did this year? What about in your whole life? You can take stupid to mean: embarrassing, dangerous, funny, lame, whatever you consider “stupid.

I do a lot of stupid things. I’m going to repeat that just in case you blanked out for the first sentence. I DO A LOT OF STUPID THINGS. If I didn’t work at Fancy Marketing Company, I could make a living out of being a stupid. Srsly. It’s not easy, but I do it well.

I don’t know if there’s one point that I can say I did something stupid – because I don’t think one stupid thing stands out from another stupid thing. Mostly, I’ll do something, MANAGE TO SURVIVE IT, and then say “that was f’ing stupid”

So maybe just a list of stupid things? Let’s start there…..

– Insulted lots of people by not thinking before I speak. Sorry guys

– Dating Gilmore when I probably wasn’t ready to do that at all

– Drinking too much. Walking into shit.

– All the shoes. Buying all the shoes.

– Getting involved in the dumbest wedding ever. EVER.

– Not jumping on opportunities when they presented themselves to me.

– Late nights out that meant that I was falling asleep at my desk the next day

– Slamming fingers in doors. Catching toes on tables. Tripping up the stairs. Hitting my head on anything that got in my way.

– Not going to see doctors even though I KNOW I’M BROKEN

– Going to the beach in August without that much sunscreen on. Or only SPF 15. Basically burning my skin off. EXCITEMENT.

– Wearing shoes that I knew would give me blisters…and expecting to walk it off