Back For a Rematch?

The people at Kings Underwear believe it's not worth doing if you can't do it right. You could learn something from that.

Well hello there again, Mr. Bully. As per usual, you are a-glow with divine bullyishness. So what'll it be today? A slug to the shoulder? A pantsing in the hallway between classes? Surely you learned from your feeble attempt at a wedgie last time that, thanks to the smooth, soft and sturdy elastic in my Kings Underwear, your effort in that department would be all for naught.

Ahh, I see. From the looks of that rolled up wet undershirt, it's clear that you intend to snap me with it as I exit the shower in the locker room. But I must tell you, I can see from the label that the undershirt in question is, in fact, also a Kings Underwear undershirt. And the comfortable 100% cotton from which it is made ensures that getting snapped with it will feel akin to a butterfly kiss on the behind. Not exactly what you intended, huh? Foiled again by the Kings Underwear!

Features

King's briefs are made with focused attention on the male anatomy. The elastic is the smoothest, softest and yet most sturdy and durable elastic for underwear waistbands there is. Comfortable cottons compliment the construction of the brief and allow it to rest smoothly on the skin. The briefs and crew neck undershirts (2 of each) exemplify comfort, style, fit & durability. Kings Briefs are accented with their signature purple line around the waist and smoothly embossed elastic. The Kings Brief and undershirt are comfortable, stylish and always fit well.

100% Cotton

Soft interior elastic waistband

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, and APO addresses is not available for this item

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