Its a question of experience and perspective, Pelosi asserted. Ive had five children. I know what its like to bring a child into the world. And so has every woman whos given birth. Its pure Hell.

On the other hand, theres never been a female Pope, Pelosi pointed out. No Pope has every had to suffer the pains of child birth. So, with the Pope lacking this crucial life experience, why should we consider his views on abortion sacrosanct when it is quite clear that he doesnt have the qualifications to hold a meaningful opinion?

In Pelosis view, the decision on whether health insurance should be required to cover abortions is one that ought to be reserved to those capable of appreciating its impact. To paraphrase one of our greatest presidents, it should be a the decision of the women, by the women, and for the women.

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I know this is satire, but last time I heard, every male had to come in this world initially as a fetus in his mother’s uterus. And since 1973 in this nation, the legal protection both male and female babies enjoyed for the first 9 months of their lives has disappeared. Once Nancy Pelosi proves that males never had to gestate in their mother’s wombs, then she can say males have no rigt to an opinion on this issue and not one second before.

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