Courtney Love thinks she’s still desirable and she wants to prove the world she still can bag any man. Maybe not for her charms. but for her money. Courtney is reportedly dropping some G’s for a date with dark-featured hottie Adrien Brody at a fund-raising event. Woe is Adrien. Via New York post:

Has Courtney Love set her sights on a new man? Despite recently complaining of money woes, she bid a whopping $17,000 for tea with Oscar winner Adrien Brody at Paul Haggis’ Artists for Peace and Justice fund-raiser for Haitian schools Friday night. Spies said Love got into a fierce bidding war with Gerard Butler over Brody at the bash, which also marked the opening of restaurant Salon Millesime at the Carlton Hotel on Madison Avenue.

You gotta love the effort done by Gerard Butler trying to save his buddy from this monstrosity. I know sometimes tragedy happens when you least expect it but geezus! Courtney fuckin’ Love?? If I was Adrien’s buddy, the least I can do is to set him for an advanced earliest possible appointment at the free clinic.

After that Courtney Love naked pic incident on Twitter, the troubled rock singer has once again quit the bitch. Well apparently, the Twitter pic she ‘posted’ earlier this week wasn’t for everyone’s eyes(as it should be), she claims it was supposed to be a private message but somehow ended up on her profile. She tweeted:

“I’m off twitter, that photo was meant for a boy friend.”

Well well, who would’ve thought something good could come out of her nasty naked pic? But judging from the level of famewhoring she has, I’m pretty sure the bitch will be back.

Errr…are you sure this isn’t a wax figure of Courtney Love at a museum? Because she doesn’t resemble anything like a gutter hooker who’s been dead for days found in an alleyway dumpster. There is hope for mankind!

Come to think of it, she even looks better than Lindsay Lohan and that is pretty much saying a fuckin’ lot. I mean I hardly recognized her, which in her case is a good thing.

Say you’re a 50 something year old C list singer who happens to be the widow of a legendary rockstar where you spend your days thinking about the good old times when drugs and booze hasn’t screwed with your head yet, basically trapped in your glory days, what’s the smart thing to make use of all the free time? Well, Courtney Love has the smartest idea! Write a tell-all book! Apparently, hers has the details of a lesbian scandal with Supermodel Kate Moss, so this might be interesting…

From the Daily Mail:

[Courtney Love] said: ‘It’s a great story for the grandchildren, so yeah. Kate wasn’t doing a lot of drugs. It was just a thing that happened. It happened and it was fun and whatever. And she talks about it and so I hope she doesn’t get mad that I outed her about it. I feel like such a kiss and tell. Kate’s great though! Kate’s a good friend of mine. I almost bought her house in St John’s Wood, London.’

Eh. While I would like to put on my shocked face right now over this no-news about this Courtney Love Kate Moss lesbian scandal, I think Courtney’s forgetting this tiny fact: everybody knows Kate Moss has a knack for snorting and tasting anything putrid and vile. Could there be anything more scandalous than getting boinked by a rabid dumpster baby? Pete Doherty, ladies and gentlemen. Need I say more?