aka, The Thirteenth Grade. Clark College was pretty much High school with smoking but they recently banned smoking on campus. Now its pretty much a shitty college where mainly townie losers go so they dont get kicked out of thier parents houses. Occasionally it turns out a decent vocational student or the like. It is a rich, beautiful school led by a black man's George W. Bush. Who everybody dislikes. over 50 staffers have quit since his hire. It is a nuisance on the surrounding community and it is growing very quickly.

I'm a townie loser thus I go to Clark College so my parents dont kick me out of thier house.

U.C.L.A = University of Clark Local Area
U.N.L.V = University of Never Leaving Vancouver