Shots Fired: The Greatest Sam-Callen Banter On NCIS: Los Angeles

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"Inelegant Heart" (Season 6, Episode 2)

Callen: What am I gonna do with a dog?Sam: You can take care of it, play with it, scratch its ears. They're men's best friend.Callen: Thought you were my best friend. Oh, you want me to scratch your ears, is that it?Sam: A dog would be good for you.Callen: No, no, come to think of it. I feed you, I take you for walks and you are very protective of me.Sam: Don't say it!Callen: You’re my dog! Huh? You're my dog!