Saturday, May 06, 2006

The paradox

If I were forced to estimate, probably at least 48-56% of my record collection is made up of guitar-rock bands on independent record labels. However, I thoroughly despise "indie-rock" as a generic musical entity. I have a hunch that if I were given entree to the deep inner machinations of the average indie-rocker, I would discover a hatred of sexual congress and black people, possibly unbeknownst to the indie-rocker him/herself. I guess what I am saying is that I would much rather listen to Thin Lizzy or Van Halen than Tapes n' Tapes or June of 44.

About Me

Dr. Mystery, aka Robot X, aka Raul "Sous Chef" Mendoza, aka Josh Krauter was killed in a brawl in a Pizza Hut parking lot after expressing his disappointment with the "Dippin' Strips" pizza. His skeleton was saved and inserted into an apesuit-wearing robot powered by an electrical current emanating from the still-beating heart of deceased actor Zero Mostel. He is also a limited liability company and writes the weekly advice column, "Pull Your Head Outta Your Ass," for the Vermont Luthiers Annual Newsletter.