Can you believe MTV didn't invite Gretchen to perform her new release? Ah, MTV needs a reality TV stars category next year! And to pass out earplugs at the door. Now that would be quality television. Melissa Gorga and Gretchen already have their videos ready to go!

Wait, it just hit me: In Touch had a party and Teresa Giudice wasn't invited? You know, so they could get a photo for their next cover.

This isn't your normal divorce settlement, y'all! The most hated housewife from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season one became one of the nicest and most relatable of season two. Now Camille Grammer is also one of the wealthiest thanks to her divorce settlement with ex-husband Kelsey Grammer.

If you recall, the television star notoriously got his then wife a spot on the Bravo franchise as a "parting gift" as he knew he would be filing for divorce once the season wrapped. The pair have been working towards a giant settlement, and it's finally here. Camille may have gotten a parting gift in the show, but she took the grand prize in this divorce!

Thank you, Bravo. Thank you. The network has announced it is renewing some of our favorite reality shows, as well as giving a new platform to a familiar face. We will now be able to find out what the fashionable peeps are doing thanks to the line up. I. DIE.

The former besties from theRachel Zoe Project realized that one show wasn't big enough for the both of them. After a falling out between the teeny vintage draped sourpuss and her uber-preppy gay Canadian sidekick, we were treated to double the pleasure in stylist shows. Bravo has now confirmed that both Rachel Zoe and Brad Goreski will be back for more.

Last week LeAnn Rimes – who is not a reality star but whose life certainly warrants a reality show – entered rehab after filing a lawsuit against twitter followers she claims harassed her over Brandi Glanville, who as you know is a reality star.

This prompted Fox News to do a little investigative reporting into what they are terming the "dark side" of twitter. And it does posit an interesting question: Is social media ruining even celebrities lives?

"I've been built up and torn down, built up and torn down," LeAnn previously told People. "It's been difficult to tune people out, especially in the last few years." The singer decided to go into rehab to learn "coping mechanisms" to help her deal with the constant social media onslaught. Here's a tip: Don't engage the crazies! Especially if you are one of the crazies.

It will probably come to no surprise to you, dear readers, in light of the success of Don't Be Tardy for the Wedding and the addition of the recent bouncing baby boy that joins last year's bouncing baby K.J. and two teen half sisters, Kim is going to be cutting back on RHOA.

While the Real Housewives of New York star maintains that things were kept strictly platonic and she didn't get to swashbucklin with a certain pirate, RadarOnline reports that LuAnn's longtime beau is ready to make her walk the plank over the rumors!

"All of the housewives are sent advanced copies of the upcoming episode that is going to be aired a week beforehand," a source close to the situation reveals. "Normally, LuAnn and Jacques watch the upcoming episode together but this past week, for the first time in a very long time, they didn't."

As with all the women in Bravo's housewives franchises, the ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills aren't just reality television stars. They have other gigs, y'all!

The troubled Kim Richards is often touted as the series' resident child star, however her sister Kyle Splits McGee Richards also was–and is–quite the actress. Kyle appeared on Little House on the Prairie from 1975 through 1982, and she had a recurring role on ER (that I totally don't remember, and I was obsessed with that show. Whatever). I will say I do remember a young Kyle from the creepiest movie Disney ever produced, Watcher In the Woods, where she starred alongside the legendary Bette Davis…does anyone remember this gem? NERAK!! No? Well perhaps you recently saw her in a Lifetime movie (the name escapes me) where Kyle plays a pill pushing grifter who meets her demise in a giant freezer thanks to Charisma Carpenter. Anyone? Well, if you missed Kyle in all of those wonderful acting vehicles, fear not…she's hitting the small screen once again!