By now you've probably seen the highly disturbing "I Think You Might Like It" holiday music video starring John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, right? Perhaps you thought that was surely the very worst Christmas creation any celebrity has had a hand in, but you would be wrong. Very, very, very, very, VERY wrong. Because I have discovered what has to be the most demented holiday special on the face of the planet ... and it involves Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Not just Arnold Schwarzenegger, mind you. Mike Tyson also makes an appearance, along with Danny DeVito, Randy Travis, Scott Hamilton, and a bunch of kids who are still probably receiving weekly therapy sessions from Ah-nold's festive little Austrian story about how HIS childhood Christmases involved a visit from Satan. Not Santa: SATAN.

I ... I just ... you have to see this to believe it. Seriously.

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In order to prepare you for the overwhelming Christmas magic in this video, I'll warn you up front that this clip features Arnold accusing an elderly former bowling champ of being a filthy liar, Mike Tyson scarily singing into a child's face, rampant '80s horribleness, a mystifying conga line, lots of jolly sweaters, and a teeth-gritting rendition of that disturbing holiday classic, "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town."

Oh, and a very strange story from Arnold on how some people's Christmases involve the devil showing up and listing all the crappy things you did all year.

Gather the kiddies 'round, and enjoy this astoundingly festive video:

Well! I don't know about you, but I'm feeling the holiday spirit now, more than ever. Your move, Travolta.

Have you seen this marvelous Christmas special before? Did it make you nostalgic for 1988?