Ollie Sr. (Oliver Hardy): That’s it. If you brats don’t be quiet you’ll have to go to bed.Stan Sr. (Stan Laurel): Yes we’ll have to go to bed.Ollie Sr. (Oliver Hardy): Not we, The kids.

Ollie Sr. (Oliver Hardy): If you brats don’t get to bed, I’ll break your necks!Stan Sr. (Stan Laurel): Shh. Don’t talk to them like that. Treat them with kindness. You’ll get more out of them. Remember the old adage, you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead.