It’s not just bitches who are basic. Dads are too, as demonstrated by the sheer volume of them that want Apple Watches this year. (Pro tip: go in with your other siblings on this gift because the price tag is hefty AF.)

Fulfill your littlest relative’s dreams by turning he or she into a mermaid (or have them live out their worst nightmares by making them be swallowed whole by a shark). You know, whichever one you prefer.

Your cat is not going to appreciate anything you do for it, so getting it a gift is entirely fruitless. If you still want to go to the trouble though, you can get your feline a little tent, where it can practice running away from you and living a life on the road.