Look, I'm just going to come out and say it: this version of the Iron Throne is made out of sex toys. Big ones. Don't watch this video in the office, and don't say I didn't warn you. That said, this thing is awe inspiring, and if you live in the UK you can win it (for, you know, personal reasons).

The Iron Throne was airlifted into the Tower of London for the season 5 premiere of Game of Thrones last night. Sky Atlantic tweeted this picture of the Throne in motion, and there's something about it that makes the massive chair look wee and quaint.