Saturday, June 30, 2007

This time Hamid Karzai will issue a very stern warning. Hamid Karzai is now angry. Hamid Karzai means business. "Air strikes in the British-controlled Helmand province of Afghanistan may have killed civilians, coalition troops said yesterday as local people claimed that between 50 and 80 people, many of them women and children, had died."

"Whatever the cause, Europeans embarked on one of their greatest policy mistakes in the region – second only to their support for the invasion of Iraq – with their dogged determination to isolate Hamas and attempt to return Fatah to power." (thanks Ziad)

Yesterday, I was told that all the street sweepers, cleaners, and servants in Pakistan are Christians. That they were former Hindus who converted to Christianity to escape caste, only to face a rigid (albeit unofficial) caste system.

Friday, June 29, 2007

This is really bothering me. Outside of my hotel, there is a man who spends the whole day (he works for the hotel) on his hands and knees, cleaning (with a broom) the...grass. Who come up with those jobs except capitalism?

"At a mosque in the West Bank city of Ramallah on Friday, a preacher taunted his Fatah rivals in his weekly sermon. Two police cars were parked outside the mosque during the sermon. In the West Bank city of Jenin, a pro-Hamas preacher was replaced by a clergyman who spoke of the need to support the new Palestinian government, headed by Fayad."

"This review, published here in its entirety, was originally commissioned by The Fletcher Forum of World Affairs, the official foreign-policy journal at the Fletcher School at Tufts University. Between the time I was invited to write the review and the time I was told it would be published, over two months had passed during which I had had several exchanges, some of them difficult, with the editorial staff. However, by the end of the process the editor-in-chief, with whom I had been working, was pleased with the review, and so was I. He sent me an e-PDF of the review as it would appear in the journal (Volume 31:1 Winter 2007). The PDF version of the page proofs revealed that the editor had excerpted two relevant sentences (featured in sidebars) to highlight observations that I had offered in the review:" (thanks Dick)

These are the kids that were shot at by the Lebanese Army yesterday. The Lebanese press continues its unanimous endorsement of Army's campaign of killing. Even Al-Akhbar still talks about the Army "being dragged"--yes, against its will. How many Palestinians will have to die in Lebanon before Al-Akhbar holds the Army responsible? (AP)

"“People fear they will never be able to return to the camp because of the level of destruction. They live here in hard conditions, sometimes 50 or 60 in one classroom, and wait in long lines to use bathrooms,” said Abu Jihad, an official from the mainstream group Fatah, who spoke by telephone from his home in the Beddawi camp. “They want to go home, to their camp.”"

"Four civilians were killed early Friday by American and Afghan forces in eastern Afghanistan, according to the leader of a small human rights group who gave an account of the deaths entirely at odds with that of the United States-led coalition. “The soldiers claimed they were looking for three Taliban suspects, and they blew out the door of the house that belongs to Haji Muhammada Jan, who was about 80 years old, killing him and two of his sons and a grandson,” said Lal Gul, chairman of the Afghanistan Human Rights Organization and a resident of the area in Nangarhar Province where the killings took place. “There were no Taliban here.”The American-led coalition offered a markedly different version, saying its forces had been fired upon after “credible intelligence” led them to three separate compounds suspected of harboring Taliban fighters.""

"Or whether Europe’s friends in Fatah, such as Dahlan, with his claim to be able to deal with Hamas, persuaded Europeans to shut their eyes to the revolution in Palestinian sentiment. Dahlan, Al-Ahram Weekly recently reported, tacitly admits that he has been behind much of the lawlessness and security chaos in Gaza: ‘I just deploy two jeeps, and people would say Gaza is on fire . . . Hamas is now the weakest Palestinian faction. They are whining and complaining. Well, they will have to suffer yet more until they are damned to the seventh ancestor.’" (thanks May)

"The spy, known by the code word "Babel," had warned Israel of the coming war, just hours ahead of time. But the warning was ignored because Military Intelligence believed the spy was really a double agent deliberately planting erroneous information." (thanks Regan)

Abbas Zaki on Lebanese Army shooting at Palestinian civilians: " Abbas Zaki, the Palestine Liberation Organisation's (PLO) representative to Lebanon, accused "anarchic elements of provoking these incidents by infiltrating a peaceful demonstration". He refused to blame the army. "We will give the army the time and chance to complete their mission," said Zaki." (thanks anonymous)

Lebanese Army Fires Live Ammunition at Peaceful Protest in Solidarity with Nahr el Bared Refugee Camp2 killed, *35* wounded, 7 critical cases shot above their waistToday, during the second day of a three-day peaceful protest in the Palestinian refugee camp of Badaoui in solidarity with Palestinian refugees from Nahr el Bared, the Lebanese Army opened fire on the protestors in Badawi refugee camp, killing two people and injuring 3 5, 7 critically.A peaceful protest began within the Badawi Palestinian Refugee Camp in north Lebanon. The protestors had signs reading “Nahr el Bared is in our soul” and “Nahr el Bared, we won’t forget you.” The protestors were calling for an end to the violence.Energetic male youth continued the protest outside the camp, against the wishes and attempts of the organizers.As they proceeded towards the Lebanese army's checkpoint, the army issued verbal warnings telling the protestors to stay away. At this point, women and children raced to the front to try to prevent the army from firing upon the crowd. The Lebanese army shot two warning shots into the air and then immediately responded with machine gun fire at the crowd of approximately 300 peaceful protesters. The army continued firing on people as they were attempting to retrieve the wounded.A senior official in the Lebanese Army stated that the Army responded in this way to defend itself, and that its response was the minimal response it could have undertaken.Caoimhe Butterly, an activist and organizer, reported on what she had personally witnessed.“The army first opened fire with 2 to 3 minutes of sustained fire. When there was a lull in the shooting, we rushed in with our hands above our heads. At this stage, the Army started firing on the road again. Thus, people retrieving the wounded were wounded.”In response to the Lebanese Army’s claim that a “significant number” of the protestors had clubs, Butterly said, “the protestors did not have clubs. Nobody had clubs. We saw the whole demonstration. They weren’t carrying anything. We went from the beginning to the end of the demonstration. We saw it all, and no one was carrying clubs.”Furthermore, she continued, “the protest was never out of hand. They weren’t throwing stones. At the time the Army opened fire, women were sitting on the ground at the front, and a number of people even had their backs to the soldiers.At the time the Army opened fire, people were getting quieter and had stopped shouting, as if shouting is enough to legitimize open fire.”In response to the Lebanese Army’s claim that the protestors were 10 meters away from the checkpoint, Butterly said, “We were at a distance where we couldn’t distinguish their faces; we could only distinguish their figures. We were possibly at a distance of a few hundred meters, and definitely not 10 meters. We were far away from the checkpoint.”Two civilians were killed, and 35 wounded, including 5 women, one elderly sheikh, and 7 children below the age of 15 – including one 3-year-old child. Seven of the wounded are critically wounded, having been shot above the waist.The protest was held in a response to the ongoing siege of Nahr al Bared refugee camp in an attempt to highlight the worsening humanitarian situation and indiscriminate shelling endured by the up to 3,000 civilians still remaining in the camp. The protest began yesterday by initiating a three-day water-only symbolic hunger strike in solidarity with family and friends in Nahr al Bared who are presently experiencing the hunger, fear and vulnerability of facing a second month under siege. The protest included a silent procession and die-in to highlight the to-date 36 civilian casualties earlier this afternoon and an open mike and opportunity for the press to interview people throughout the day who have recently evacuated Nahr al Bared." (thanks Rania)

Mirvat, my sister, sent me this: "I just received a phone call from Baddaoui [refugee camp]. It seems a half an hour ago (around 3.00 am Lebanon time), displaced population from Nahr El-Bared (and staying at Baddaoui) went on a demonstration heading from Baddaoui to El-Bared to protest their current conditions. The Lebanese Army shot them like birds at a distance of 10-15 km away from Al-Bared. First information said aoround 20 wounded and 7 dead."

"Three years ago, I was catching a plane at Boston’s Logan airport and went to buy some magazines for the flight. As I approached the cash register, a woman coming from another direction got there just behind me — I thought. But when I put my money down to pay, the woman said in a very loud voice: “Excuse me! I was here first!” And then she fixed me with a piercing stare that said: “I know who you are.” I said I was very sorry, but I was clearly there first."

Fath official, Husayn Ash-Shaykh, was holding a press conference--Al-Arabiya TV carried it live of course. He went on babbling and I did not know what he wanted to say. After talking for a while, it got to the point: it was an attempt to respond to Hani Al-Hasan. He is one of the main founders of the movement, and his statements on AlJazeera (to the effect that Hamas went to war against collaborators) were quite damaging, as you can tell from the angry statement by Ash-Shaykh. Al-Hasan has not been tainted by corruption: a rarity among Fath leaders, and he has been quite displeased with Oslo. (For the role of Al-Hasan in Fath, read Helena Cobban's The PLO).

"We believe the ultimate success of Afghans and Iraqis will inspire others who want to live in freedom, as well." Oh, yeah genius. All Arabs and Muslims are jealous of the car bombs, bombing of civilians from the air, looting, corruption, foreign occupation, religious fanaticism, sectarian warfare, shooting at civilians at checkpoints, 4 million refugees, and other aspects of "liberation" in those countries. (As-Safir used this headline: "Bush promises the Syrians and Iranians a fate similar to that of Iraqis and Afghans!")

"Throughout this period, Bakhtin was at work on the doctoral dissertation that was to become Rabelais and His World; and in 1946 he submitted the work for examination. His examiners took offence at its scatology, sexual explicitness, folkloric sentimentalism and scorn for dogma, and he was granted the degree only 12 years later. It was not until the 1960s that his gradual rehabilitation got underway, partly through the good offices of the Formalist scholar Roman Jakobson."

I find something very fishy about the coverage of Ashraf Marwan's death. First, you find this sudden sympathy in the Israeli press for this Arab. Secondly, there is something very suspicious: none of the articles in the Arabic or Western press have talked about Marwan's relationship with Kamal Adham--the Saudi intelligence chief during King Faysal's reign. Those two constituted an influential team playing a role similar to that played by Bandar these days (prior to the bribery scandal. I heard that the US Justice Department is investigating the scandal. Let me guess. No evidence of wrongdoing will be found. And Bandar will be officially declared the most honest and transparent official on the face of the glob). Also, Ashraf Marwan's son, Jamal, owns the Melody Arabic music channel.

Leftists-for-Rightists: "Various Palestinian left-leaning factions have been holding meetings in the West Bank city of Ramallah recently in order to discuss their position vis-à-vis the Palestinian president's decision to declare an emergency government following Hamas' takeover of the Gaza Strip. In their meetings, the factions agreed almost unanimously to demonstrate their support for President Abbas during this current crisis. The Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP), however, did not expressly declare its unilateral agreement and the Palestinian NationalInitiative (PNI) also left its position vague and unclear." (thanks Regan)

"U.S. commanders plan a summer of stepped-up offensives against Al Qaeda in Iraq as they tailor strategy to their expectation that Congress soon will impose a timeline for drawing down U.S. forces here."

"President Bush announced plans yesterday to appoint an envoy to an organization of Islamic nations with the intention of improving the battered image of the United States in the Muslim world." (Top candidates: Irshad Manji or Salman Rushdie).

"Visiting two of more than 500 roadblocks Israel operates in the West Bank, officials of the Peace Now group questioned the efficacy of many of the checkpoints that hamper Palestinians' movement on roads that do not lead into Israel." Peace Now officials that Israel should continue to oppress Palestinians, but that the oppression should be reduced a bit (not good for the "soul" of the soldiers, according to Peace Now). Specifically, Peace Now only asked for the removal of 43 checkpoints. (thanks Sellam)

"The Gaza events were not a war between Fatah and Hamas; but between Hamas and Fatah collaborators who served the Americans and the Israelis, said a senior Fatah advisor on Wednesday. Hani al-Hassan, the Palestinian president's senior political advisor and member of Fatah's central committee said in a TV interview that what was happening in the Gaza Strip was the defeat of to plans of American Major General Keith Dayton and his Fatah followers. Al-Hassan's words severely discredit Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas and other Arab leaders' claims that the Gaza takeover was a coup against Palestinian democracy."

There is no question that Arabs and Muslims in UK feel more free and less constrained than Muslims and Arabs in US. I was walking down the street on Edgeware Road and saw this man who looked--well, like the stereotype of an Al-Qa`idah member (of course, the stereotype is not accurate or fair, but you get the point)--and he stood at a street corner holding a bucket on which is written: "School (wait, that was actually maadraaassaaa) for Qur'an Memorization." I could not help but compare that to the US. I actually stopped and looked at him in amazement. In the US, he would last for a few minutes before the police would be called in. Serious. I can actually see Irashad Manji chasing him down yelling: Maaaaadraaasssssaaaa!

"It's no coincidence that the class projects at Ben Gurion that so impressed Friedman have names like "Innovative Covariance Matrix for Point Target Detection in Hyperspectral Images" and "Algorithms for Obstacle Detection and Avoidance." Thirty homeland security companies were launched in Israel in the past six months alone, thanks in large part to lavish government subsidies that have transformed the Israeli army and the country's universities into incubators for security and weapons start-ups (something to keep in mind in the debates about the academic boycott." (thanks Rami)

I read the statement by Marwan Barghuti. He called on Israelis not to miss "this opportunity." What opportunity do you have in mind, Mr. Barghuti? This only confirmed my suspicions. I was suspicious of his "arrest" and will be more suspicious of his release.

"THE FBI IS visiting the nation's top technical universities in a bid to stop students taking their holidays outside the country. MIT, Boston College, and the University of Massachusetts, have all had a visit from the spooks to warn them about the dangers of foreign spies and terrorists stealing sensitive academic research." (thanks Laleh)

Dazed and Confused. "The CIA was eager to examine the use of dangerous pharmaceutical drugs to modify the behavior of targeted individuals, and so it asked commercial drug manufacturers to pass along samples of medicines rejected for commercial sale "because of unfavorable side effects," according to an undated memorandum included in dozens of CIA documents released today. CIA scientists tested some of the drugs on monkeys and mice, the memo said. Drugs that showed promise, it said, "were then tested at Edgewood, using volunteer members of the Armed Forces." This appears to be a reference to the Army's laboratory north of Baltimore now called the Edgewood Chemical Biological Center. It doesn't discuss the reactions of those human subjects."

Lie of the Year. Egyptian foreign minister, Ahmad Abu Al-Ghayt, told Al-Arabiya (he is interviewed at the station probably twice a day) that the Sharm Ash-Shaykh summit did not in any way deal with the internal Palestinian situation. He also said that Husni Mubarak is the most loved leader in the world. He also said that his government is not talking to Hamas, but that Hamas officials keep initiating contacts with Egyptian officials.

"The paper, circulated as a UN official document at a time of turmoil in Lebanon, said that during the last three months alone, the Lebanese Armed Forces (LAF) recorded 155 air, 34 maritime, and 48 land violations by Israel." (thanks Mick)

The colonizer and the colonized. It is amazing how the native can internalize the thought of the colonizer. I was just reading this news item in the Iraqi newspaper, Az-Zaman. It said that famed Egyptian belly dancer, Fifi `Abduh, received "the title of Best Eastern Dancer in the World in a ceremony that was held in the state [sic] of Dallas under the supervision of Mrs. Didi, the director of the most famous institute for dance in the US..." I mean, why would Fifi `Abduh, of all people, need the approval of Mrs. Didi? (p. 19 of the newspaper).

"Each man questioned the other's sanity. Nixon told a top aide to keep a file on Mr Kissinger's mental health. For his part, Mr Kissinger, obsequious in the presence of Nixon, in conversations with journalists would refer to Nixon as a “madman”, “maniac” or “meatball mind”. The insults went further. Nixon called Mr Kissinger his “Jew boy” behind his back and, occasionally, to his face. Mr Kissinger would remain silent or even support Nixon's anti-Semitic outbursts....Among Mr Kissinger's unguarded comments are his reference to the North Vietnamese as Russia's “little yellow friends” and his advice to Hafez Assad, the brutal president of Syria, that their mutual goal should be to avoid a situation that helped “the Jewish newspapers in the United States”."

"Most think the Army of Islam is just a front for a criminal gang; that may apply to many of the bombings too. But it all adds to the sense that Gaza is beyond the PA's control. If the Palestinian unity government crumbles and Israel can hold back from a massive military operation, it could open an opportunity for Mr Dahlan, who has been quietly restoring his political influence after a period out in the cold, to make a new bid for increased power. Hamas hates Mr Dahlan; but some security-minded Israelis think he is a man they can do business with."

I hate Heathrow airport. The smallest airport in Nebraska is more convenient and more logically designed. And US, Germany, and Sweden are much cleaner than UK. Why is that? What happened since I left the US? Is Mr. Bush still making progress in Iraq? And New TV (through Slingbox technology, I can access my TV back home (and even recorded programs on DVR) from anywhere around the world--is technology not amazing?) reported that the Lebanese Army advanced 100 meters in the Nahr Al-Barid camp. I kid you not. They reported that, in those words. Don't think that silly obsession with Paris Hilton is an American phenomenon: I arrived to London to see BBC airing a segment on the release of Paris Hilton from jail. More later.

Monday, June 25, 2007

I saw the scene of that summit in Sharm Ash-Shaykh. The Jordanian king referred to the clashes between Hamas and Fath as an "opportunity." And there are still people in the (Saudi) Arab media who mock conspiracy theorists. Their mockery is part of the conspiracy, I claim. But I could not help but think that all the Arab leaders gathered belong at a different side of the table: they all should be sitting behind Olmert. That is their logical place. (Unfortunately, that could have been arranged if the Muslim and Arab masses have not been more distracted by Danish cartoons and knighthood of Salman Rushdie). As for Muhammad Dahlan, he does not belong behind Olmert. Dahlan knows his place.

"The Shiites of Iraq had risen, they had come forth with their grim tales of what they had endured during the long night of Baathist despotism, but the Palestinians remained hostile to the claims of the Shiites. They seemed to begrudge those tormented people of Iraqtheir moment and the right to their own grief." This man's venom against the Palestinians does not end. What does the Palestinians have to do about Iraq? They have to support the Bush Doctrine as he has done? And do you notice that Ajami does not see other (non-Shi`ite) victims of Saddam? And also, can you imagine a social scientist of any other region in the world, writing such drivel: "National movements are often carried away by delirium, their politics can become deeds of self-immolation, and the Palestinians have come to embody the suicidal streak of mass-based nationalism."

"U.S.-led coalition and NATO forces fighting insurgents in Afghanistan have killed at least 203 civilians so far this year — surpassing the 178 civilians killed in militant attacks, according to an Associated Press tally."

"Senior Iraqi cabinet members over a six-month period blocked investigations and prosecutions of corruption within their ministries valued at $35 million, using a Saddam Hussein-era law meant to shield officials from political abuses of the justice system, according to a recent memo by an official at the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad." (thanks Laleh)

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Does anybody know if there was foul play in the death of Khalid Yashriti in 1970 in Beirut? I heard rumors, but don't know for sure. For `Arafat who ordered the murder of cartoonist, Naji Al-`Ali, it would not be a stretch to order the murder of a colleague of his.

"Cheney and his allies, according to more than two dozen current and former officials, pioneered a novel distinction between forbidden "torture" and permitted use of "cruel, inhuman or degrading" methods of questioning. They did not originate every idea to rewrite or reinterpret the law, but fresh accounts from participants show that they translated muscular theories, from Yoo and others, into the operational language of government."

Rami Al-Amin now writes poetry (and prose) in Hariri media--he calls himself "liberal." It is trendy for right-wing fascists in Lebanon to refer to themselves as "liberal." Even fascist Jubran Tuwayni referred to himself as "liberal." Here, Al-Amin has his poetry published. Sample (this is a full poem): "Before I die; I want to go to the bathroom; real bad." This passes as poetry in An-Nahar.

By the standards of the right-wing newspaper, An-Nahar, the "cultural supplement" is considered "left" of the paper. Here, columnist, Raymond Jbara says: "the people shall expose their testicles and treat appropriately those traitors, enemies of Lebanon." This passes as political commentary in An-Nahar.

I like it when Fath and other Saudi voices complain about Al-Jazeera's tilt toward Hamas? Is there a tilt? Well, yes Aljazeera covers the views of Hamas rather extensively. But Al-Arabiya's bias in favor of Fath is so much more blatant and so much more unfair, than Aljazeera's bias in favor of Hamas. So my message to Saudi media is this: who are you kidding?

...off to London. Tomorrow my trip shall begin: London, then Islamabad, then Istanbul (then Beirut?), then London, and returning to US on July 18th. (I envy people who can travel around the world non-stop. Me, I am a big baby. I need to rest a night or two--at least--in London, before I continue to anywhere else, and the same on the way back). I shall take my travel laptop this time but don't know how much I will blog. In Lebanon trips, I don't have much time, but expect to write more if I don't go to Lebanon this time around. I am told that my blog is not accessible in some places in Pakistan, I will examine that. I will be giving public lectures at universities in Pakistan, and I will try to post information on that here.

Saddam Husayn's daughter, Raghd, never fails to irritate me when she speaks. Today, she offered criticisms of Arab media. Yes, Raghd: your daddy established a model for media liberties. I understand why you are a stickler for freedoms of the press.

You read this interview with Mahmud Zahhar and you find yet another reminder why leftists and secularists can never be allies of Hamas (and for many reasons). (Of course, one should also be opposed to Fath--but opposition to Fath is now part of our opposition to the Israeli occupation).

I saw Ahmad `Abdur-Rahman defending Abu Mazen on Al-Arabiya TV. He now holds a senior position in Abu Mazen's structure of power. I knew `Abdur-Rahman in his Lebanon days, when he was editor-in-chief of Filastin Ath-Thawrah (the mouthpiece of Fath). I used to tell him that his newspaper was unreadable--it was. I took a graduate seminar with `Abdur-Rahman at AUB taught by Walid Khalidi. Once, we were supposed to read a book by Hans Morgenthau (Politics Among Nations). We came to class, and Khalidi asked us what we thought of the book. `Abdur-Rahman said: "Bad. Very bad." Khalidi asked him to explain how and why it was bad. `Abdur-Rahman said: "It is imperialist." Khalidi asked him to elaborate. `Abdur-Rahman only said: "Very imperialist." With that, Khalidi moved on.

"The U.S. House of Representatives voted on Friday to prohibit any aid to Saudi Arabia as lawmakers accused the close ally of religious intolerance and bankrolling terrorist organizations. The prohibition, reflecting persistent tensions with the kingdom after the September 11 attacks on the United States in 2001, was attached to a foreign aid funding bill for next year that has not yet been debated by the Senate. It also faces a veto threat from the White House because of an unrelated provision. A spokesman for the Saudi embassy in Washington declined to comment on the legislation. In the past three years, Congress has passed bills to stop the relatively small amount of U.S. aid to Saudi Arabia, only to see the Bush administration circumvent the prohibitions." (thanks Kumar)

Nir Rosen (Angry journalist) on CNN (thanks Nir):"NIR ROSEN, JOURNALIST: Well, it already did. We created a civil war. This is actually outrageous. Outgoing U.N. envoy to the Middle East peace process, Alvaro De Soto, himself accused the U.S. of fomenting a civil war by training, funding and arming Fatah thugs and inserting them into Gaza to destabilize the Hamas government. We never gave them a chance. They were democratically elected in an election that was widely recognized as free and fair, even by former President Jimmy Carter. And then the U.S., along with Israel, Jordan and Egypt trained these gangs and actually put them in Gaza to overthrow the Hamas government. And, of course, it's actually backfired and Fatah was overthrown. But all you're going to do is isolate and further radicalize Hamas. And so when you say that the U.S. is seeking to ease tensions in the Middle East, I disagree with you. These are tensions that the U.S. actually created in the Middle East.ROBERTS: Nir, I mean what are you talking about, we have Fatah thugs being sent into the country to wage war with Hamas?ROSEN: Well, they were trained by the U.S. General Dayton (ph), our envoy to the peace process, was responsible for a program, along with Elliot Abrams (ph), the deputy national security adviser for the Middle East, and they actually trained Fatah in the West Banks. The Jordanian special forces created the Fatah Badr brigade. The Egyptians, as well, trained Fatah in Egypt. The United Arab Emirates actually sent money and arms. And then they were allowed to enter Gaza and then began to attack Hamas. I mean this was an existential threat to a democratically elected government. What we've done is overthrow a government that was elected. The U.S. . . ."

Speaking Abilities of Contemporary Arab Leaders. Politics aside, Isma`il Haniyyah is one of the best and most eloquent speakers in present-day Arab world. He has a very good voice, and has a tone that is rather unique to him: he has his own style, that is. Khalid Misha`al comes across as insincere and sneaky, without any oratorical skills. Abu Mazen, on the other hand, has the speaking abilities of Sen. Harry Reid (with even less charisma--if that is possible). Sa'ib `Urayqat comes across as somebody who is willing to say anything for a fee--or, to be fair--for personal advancement. Fu'ad Sanyurah thinks that you can compensate for lack of charisma by yelling when reading a speech, and by repeating the last sentence of any spech three times. Sa`d Hariri reads his speeches as if sedated, always. Mu`ammar Qadhdhafi does not speak: he mumbles, and is always on the defensive. Muhammad Dahlan speaks as if he is trying to sell a car without an engine or tires, but is trying to promote it as the best car there is. The Saudi King, well, let us hope he takes classes in reading and writing before we judge him. Hasan Nasrallah is also a gifted speaker: and is quite controlled in his emotional expressions. I think that he is at his best when he improvises. `Arafat was never eloquent or articulate: but has a great speaking voice, especially when he used to yell a speech. He can render a bad text into a well-sounding speech. George Habash in his prime was one of the best speakers I have heard. And he has a quality that is rare: he comes across as sincere--because he was, no matter whether you agreed with him or not. Anwar Sadat had great command of the Arabic language, and used it very effectively. He was very good in sloganeering. Muhsin Ibrahim of the Communist Action Organization was one of the best polemicists and pamphleteers of the contemporary Arab world: the Nasserist regime appreciated that quality about him during the Movement of Arab Nationalists. The late King of Morocco was a great speaker: he would quote Lenin and Qur'an in the same speech. He was quite eloquent. OK, I have to pack now.

I was sent a copy of A Short Guide to Iraq published by the War and Navy departments of the US in 1943. Many of the contents are less insensitive than current US discourse on Iraq. But some parts are quite amusing: "Moslems do not let other people see them naked. Do not urinate in their presence. They do it squatting and dislike to see other people do it standing up....To repeat--don't make a pass at any Moslem women or there will be trouble. Anyway, it won't get you anywhere. Prostitutes do not walk the streets but live in special quarters of the city." (pp. 16-17) (thanks David)

"Saudi Arabia is planning to encourage Saudi women to work as housekeepers after some Asian countries raised minimum wage requirements for maids hired for work in the Gulf Arab country, a Saudi newspaper said on Sunday. Wealthy Saudi Arabia, the world's largest oil exporter, employs over 1 million maids from Asian and African countries and nannies have become the norm for even low-income families." (thanks Laleh)

"...the U.S. House of Representatives approved money to continue the operation of what is now called the Defense Institute for Hemispheric Security Cooperation. Money in the Defense Authorization Bill will assure that officers from Latin American militaries will be trained at Ft. Benning, Georgia in ways to repress their own people." (thanks Dale)

"In recent days, General Petraeus has sought to manage expectations in Congress and among the American public by emphasizing that his September report should be viewed as a snapshot of trends for an offensive that has recently gotten under way."

"Pakistan is on the brink of disaster, and the Bush administration is continuing to back the man who dragged it there. As President Pervez Musharraf fights off the most serious challenge to his eight-year dictatorship, the United States is supporting him to the hilt. The message to the Pakistani public is clear: To the Bush White House, the war on terrorism tops everything, and that includes democracy."

"He admitted 'Alafu' will not apply to Mohammed Dahlan, currently in the West Bank. 'He can never come back here. Everyone in Hamas is ready for Dahlan to return, and the supporters of Dahlan who do anything will be met with force.'"

Saturday, June 23, 2007

"With American troops mired in Iraq and Afghanistan, leaders at the Army post where the military’s new counterinsurgency doctrine was written are turning to cultural anthropologists for help. The relationship rekindles one that existed between the military and academics throughout much of the nation’s modern military history but fizzled after the Vietnam War." (thanks Laleh)

"if you seek to isolate Israeli universities then you must also include Berkeley, along with Columbia, in your boycott". OK. If you have other ideas for my boycott, please let me know. But most importantly, what business is it for you to comment on this matter? Oh, do you also want to comment on the Seven Points of Fu'ad Sanyurah? And what do you think of the surge?

Turn on the lights, please. Wake up the children and release all the pigs from the barn. This is important. The puppet is angry. Repeat: the puppet is angry. "Karzai Warns NATO: Afghan Life Not Cheap."

Nasser was effective in combating conservative and reactionary Islam when he stood for the liberation of Palestine and for the confrontation with western colonial powers and their clients in the region. Once his credentials on those issues were undermined in 1967, Saudi Arabia was able to successfully sponsor and promote conservative and reactionary Islam. Today, allies of the US think that they can combat fanatical fundamentalist groups while maintaining their lousy credentials on Palestine and on democracy and human rights. That formula will not work.

Two days ago, Abu Mazen described Hamas as a "terrorist, criminal, and murderous" organization. He accused its leaders of treason. Today, Isma`i Haniyyah responded. He invited Abu Mazen to join Hamas in a national unity government.

An issue of An-Nahar from August 25th, 1966, printed a plea from Fathi Yakan to Jamal `Abdun-Nasser to spare the life of Sayyid Qutb. On Augsust 30th, 1966, Al-Ahram carried the news of the execution of Sayyid Qutb (and two other leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood). The official statement said that "Islam is innocent of those deceivers [and] enemies of religion, and their refuge will be hell and worst of plights." The Jordanian government swiftly arranged for demonstrations in support of Qutb, and a Jordanian newspaper from the time declared the execution "a declaration of war on Islam and Muslims." (The Hashemites were sponsors of Muslim Brothers at the time). Even the secular Tunisian government praised Qutb and the Tunisian Mufti hailed his "struggle for Islam."

Takfir and counter-takfir. Today, Walid Jumblat officially declared that those who are fighting with Fath-Al-Islam are "kuffar" (infidels). Jumblat promised to issue updates the state of infidelity in Lebanon.

"I'll be honest - I think it was kind of like brainwashing. You start wanting to believe that you're going there to help. When I was a kid, I was one of those guys that threw rocks at the Israelis, and I was really good at it. I became so good at it I became famous for it. Seriously, the only thing that got me out of trouble was my American passport. In the summer of 2004, we were in the city of Haditha in Iraq, in a convoy tippy-toeing around. We were so scared, it wasn't funny. I was shaking. As we passed the Haditha Middle School, we got a shower of rocks. They were flying off my flak jacket and my helmet. I felt so tiny, and so fogged-up with emotion. Because that kid throwing rocks used to be me. A rock hit me at the heart. I kept it." (thanks Hichame)

"As the U.S. offensive, code-named Phantom Thunder, has been greeted with a week of intensified fighting in areas outside the capital -- areas that the U.S. military has largely left untouched for as long as three years -- the push raised fears from security experts and officers in the field that the new attacks might simply propel the enemy from one area to another where there are not as many U.S. troops."

Friday, June 22, 2007

The nephew of Walid `Idu claimed in an interview with Al-Afkar magazine that `Idu was one of the founders of the Movement of Arab Nationalists. You know what that means? It means that Mr. `Idu founded the movement when he was around 10 years old. What a gifted boy he was. (Oh, and I was one of the founders of the Spartacus League, but do you see me bragging?)

"The House of Representatives voted Friday to withhold $200 million in military funds for Egypt until Cairo shows it is stopping weapons-smuggling from Egypt to the Gaza Strip and improving human rights abuses." Don't you like how they added the human rights phrase as an afterthought?

Khalil Al-Hayyah, a Hamas official, held a press conference today to talk about the captured documents from the Preventive Security headquarters. The press conference was quite worthless: he only spoke in generalities and about "we have documents to show" and then would speak in general terms or about unnamed states and unnamed ministers, etc. If you have those documents, you are obligated to release them to the public, and let Palestinian and Arab public opinion judge.

The puppet clarifies: "Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki said in a statement Friday that his objections to the US plan to arm Sunni tribal factions had been misunderstood. Not only does he approve of the plan, but he claims it was his idea in the first place."

You can easily spot a brilliant mind when you see one: "The latest U.S. military offensive in Iraq should be judged not by whether it reduces violence but whether Iraqi leaders pass reconciliation measures, the top U.S. military officer said on Thursday. "If you try to define this in terms of level of violence, you've really put yourself on the wrong metric," Marine Gen. Peter Pace, the outgoing chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, said at a Pentagon news conference with Defense Secretary Robert Gates."

"The United States was intent to see the Hamas government fail. Not only did it work assiduously to block international funding, but it poured arms and money into militias controlled by the discredited nationalist forces that had lost the election. To add to the pressure, Israel refused to transfer tax revenues paid by Palestinians to the new government. A prime beneficiary of US largesse has been Muhammad Dahlan and his Preventive Security Force, which was decisively defeated last week by Hamas. Dahlan, who is about as popular in Gaza as Ahmed Chelabi is in Iraq, is Washington's man."

The conspiracy. I came across an article in Haaretz last night (covered in an issue of An-Nahar) from July 1974 which talks about a meeting between Nixon and Rabin in which it was agreed that the Middle East priority should be a separate and comprehensive peace between Egypt and Israel.

"The 5,000-odd agents of Saudi Arabia's Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice (commonly referred to as the Haya, or Commission) carry a heavy burden of responsibility. Not only must they do things such as make sure shops close for the five daily prayers, enforce modesty of attire and strict separation of the sexes in public, prevent sorcery, and round up bootleggers and drug dealers. They must also impose summary new bans, such as recent ones against trading in pet cats and dogs in the port city of Jeddah, and against barbers offering Western-style haircuts that “imitate unbelievers” in Medina, Islam's second holiest city. Lately, their lot has grown harder. A spate of public complaints about the religious police's excessive zeal, exacerbated by press reports of several citizens dying while in their custody, has put the commission on the defensive. At least one Saudi has dared, for the first time in the kingdom, to demand compensation in a civil suit against the Haya. She charges that agents accosted her and her daughter outside a shopping mall, accused them of being underdressed, dragged their driver from his seat and, while commandeering the car to drive the accused women to vice-squad headquarters for questioning, drove so recklessly that they crashed into a lamppost, injuring the passengers. On internet chat sites and even in newspaper columns, some writers have even suggested that the Commission be abolished." (thanks May)

"Efforts are under way to get the Saudis to join future meetings like the Israeli, Palestinian Authority, Jordanian and Egyptian summit to be held in Sharm e-Sheikh on Monday, The Jerusalem Post has learned."

Thursday, June 21, 2007

American columnists are now racing to give Israel ideas to punish the Palestinian civilian population. This is quite incredible, if you think about it. "...that the next Qassam will be answered with a cutoff of gasoline shipments. This should bring road traffic in Gaza to a halt within days and make it increasingly difficult to ferry around missiles and launchers. If that fails to concentrate the mind, the next step should be to cut off electricity." But why should you be surprised when a liberal Harvard law professor offers his own preferences of torture techniques.

I came across this news item in the Palestine Post (the precursor of the Jerusalem Post), August 28, 1936 (front page):"New York, Thursday. Sen. William King, President of the American Palestine Committee, has issued a firm statement on reports that Jewish immigration into Palestine may be suspended. Speaking to a representative of the Zionist Organization of America, he said: "The report that a suspension of immigration into Palestine has been contemplated is incredible. That has been the prime objective of the Arab terrorists, and surely England will not disclose her weakness by yielding."

"Residents of the West Bank settlement outpost of Adei Ad uprooted 300 olive trees belonging to Palestinian farmers about a week ago and replanted about half of them in the outpost, according to a source in the Civil Administration. The source said the settlers planted some of the uprooted trees along the outpost's access road and some inside the community."

"In the first official Syrian comments on the matter, Shara said in Damascus: "We are not optimistic. The American president does not want peace between Israel and Syria."" Oh, yes, brilliant Syrian official. Israel is dying for peace but Bush is preventing it.

The entertainment value of Fox News is often underestimated by leftists. I do watch (or listen to on my satellite radio while driving) Fox News. Like where else would I learn, as I have just learned, about "the rise" of violent lesbian gangs in the US?

Some of you thought that I was being unfair to Hamas when I lumped the movement in the group of parties that are responsible, directly or indirectly, for the carnage in Nahr Al-Barid camp. In An-Nahar's issue (of tomorrow), Usamah Hamdan (head Hamas official in Lebanon), said that the Lebanese Army "made military accomplishments" in the camp.

"The signing of the agreement with British Gas for the purchase of natural gas from its field off the Gaza Strip coast is liable to be postponed until the end of 2007, senior government sources say. This is because of the uncertainty in the Palestinian Authority after the Hamas seizure of power in the Gaza Strip. As first reported in "Globes", the government has decided to continue negotiating with British Gas, despite the uncertainty. Nevertheless, a delay of several months is expected in signing the agreement until the situation in the Palestinian Authority becomes clear." (thanks Wally)

The president of the Academy of Lebanese Thought (which basically deals with Hummus and Baba Ghannuj recipes) urges a distribution of Palestinians (in Lebanon) among Arab countries. You should read this to know why I refer to An-Nahar as anti-Palestinian (people) and anti-Syrian (people) (in addition to being sectarian Christian and right-wing). (thanks Yasser)

Today N. Sarkozy said that he needs the Saudi king to deal with the misunderstandings "between civilizations." I agree. Once we teach the Saudi King how to read and write, he can play a hell of a role.

Michael Oren has a new formula: it is Village Leagues. "The U.S., together with its Quartet partners, can work to establish areas of extensive Palestinian autonomy in the West Bank. Within these districts, local Palestinian leaders will be fully empowered to manage all aspects of daily life including health, education and resource management. A national assembly, comprised of representatives from each district, will meet regularly to deliberate issues of West Bank-wide concern. Security, however, will be jointly administered by Israel and Jordan."

Lebanese Minister of Defense (but not against Israeli aggression) yesterday declared victory. This is the Nahr Al-Barid refugee camp. Remember who did this: the Lebanese Army supported by Israel, US, ALL Arab countries, EU, the PLO leadership, Hamas, the majority of the Lebanese people, and the UN. And remember that the Lebanese opposition, notably Michel `Awn (as anti-Palestinian as Samir Ja`ja` (Ga`ga` in Egyptian accent), Amal (which has a history of bombarding the camps), and Hizbullah (one speech by Hasan Nasrallah with some vague formulations notwithstanding) provided the political cover for this massacre. (AFP)

"Sources within Al Jazeera claim that seven employees have been arrested by Qatari police. One of those arrested is said to be a senior finance officer for Al Jazeera English. Officials at Jazeera were unavailable for comment, but speculation is rife as to the truth of the matter." My inside source adds: "People inside are saying it is a political tactic to cause fear in the station. No one is willing to sign anything in the channel because they fear that they may get thrown in jail because ofa wrong decision. I have heard that many staff are considering to resign as it has been nearly a month and they feel that they cannot work in this new hostile environment." (thanks anonymous)

It must be cute, from a Lebanese point of view. Sunnis and Shi`ites, government and opposition, pro-Syrians and anti-Syrians disagree on a lot in Lebanon. But they all agree (I mean, all: Hizbullah AND Lebanese Forces) that it is good for "our" national esteem to allow the Lebanese Army to butcher Palestinian civilians.

On LBC-TV, the Minister of Defense, Ilyas Murr (who promised to "teach the Israeli enemy a lesson" IF they enter Lebanese territory during the Israeli war on Lebanon) today said that the Lebanese Army is "more heroic" than any Army in the world. (He defined heroism by the number of hours dedicated to sleep per a 24 hour period).

Marcel Ghanim on his program, Kalam An-Nas (LBC-TV) asked his friend, Minister of Defense, Ilyas Al-Murr: "To whom will you dedicate this victory of the Lebanese Army?" Yes, a victory. As much as the Arab armies achieved a victory in 1967. He also said that "the battle" has ended. The Army, he added, is now only "cleaning up."

End of the Stairs by Iraqi poet, Nazik Al-Mala'ikah (my translation):"Extinguished days have passedWe have not met,we have not been unitednot even by a shadow of a mirageAnd I am alone,feeding on the sound ofsteps of darknessBehind the rough glassof the window,behind the doorAnd I am alone...Days have passedCold, crawling, draggingmy suspicious boredomcrawling lazily behind the doorAnd I listen and count itsnervous minutesDid time pass by us?Or have we plunged intoNo Time?and drowned in the tide of illusionsDays have passedDays burdened by my longing.Where am I?I am still stairing at the stairsAnd the stairs start, but whereis the end?It starts in my heart, wherethere is wilderness and its darknessIt starts. Where is the vague door?Door of the stairs?Days have passed.We have not met, you are therebehind the zone of dreamsin a horizon surrounded by unknownAnd I walk, and see, and sleepI expire my days, and dragmy honey-laced futureSo it flees to a missing pastMy days are consumed with sighs,when will they return?Days have passed, and you have notremembered that there is therein a corner of your heartis deserted loveBitten in its feet by thornsLove bowing, frightenedAssume it is lightReturn. Part of a meetinggiving us wings to travel through nightthere is spacebehind the surrounding foreststhere are seas...Return, or will it die?My voice in your hearingbehind the despised crooked alleyAnd I remain distracted in the heartof forgetfulnessNothing but extended silenceover sadnessNothing but sleepy echowhispering in my earhe will not returnNo. Will not return."

I mentioned that Nazik Al-Mala'ikah has died. Her poem cholera published in 1947 was considered the marking point for the beginning of the free verse movement in Arabic literature. I was not a huge fan of her poetry, to be honest. I like a few poems by her. Here is one poem that I had posted before:

The Thieves by Iraqi poet Nazik Al-Mala'ikah (my translation):It is the night; all the borderssank in its pitch-darknessand it wrapped the existenceOh, Arab bewareThe desolate open rangesare filled with the steps of enemiesfrom behind the banks ofthe Euphrates and the Gulf,to San`a'And numerous thieves,all are greedy and deceptiveThey came from behind the seasstealing the food of the hungryThey descended upon the dark-skinnedlandsstealing fruits and datestaking away the ground and aircapturing dew and lightThey will deprive you, if they canthe green of the smiling treessuffocating the tender songspreventing sleep and dreamThey are blocking the road,obstructing all pathsWake up, Ye noble Arab"

Wait. Wait. Was this not the same logic of the Iraq experiment by Bush? "“Life in the West Bank at least economically, will improve and, we hope, politically will improve,” said Taher Masri, a former prime minister of Jordan. “Hamas in Gaza will look to this positive developments and wish they can join, which will lead elements outside Hamas in Gaza to moderate their position and to join the legitimate government."

Nothing has damaged music and arts in the Arab world more than Prince Walid Bin Talal. Ever since he started his monopolistic Rotana company, the entire field of music production in the Arab world has now to cater to the lousy standards of the company which basically care only about: misogyny, sleaze, sexual commodification of women, internalized racism, and an attempt to live to Orienalist expectations.

Lies and fabrications: this time from American Jewish Committee. Nicholas Noe sent me this: "

a small but interesting issue for you with a widely circulated AJC advert which invents a quote by nasrallah - we have the speech from the actual arabic in my forthcoming book "Voice of Hezbollah" - and could not find it in the version printed by an nahar." (Book will be out by Verso, 2007).

"The United States has substantial ties with the Sudanese government. However, buoyed by a large grassroots movement to “Save Darfur,” Washington has also strongly condemned Khartoum for the crisis in the beleaguered region. The contradiction is striking – on one hand, the United States highly prizes Khartoum for its key role in intelligence-sharing in the supposed “War on Terror,” yet simultaneously Washington has taken the lead in declaring (for domestic political reasons) that the Sudanese government is carrying out “genocide” in Darfur. Adding fuel to the fire, Sudan is an area of great strategic interest to the United States, as it seeks to both prevent the consolidation of Chinese influence in Africa and gain control over Sudan’s substantial oil reserves." (thanks Regan)

No matter what puppets do, they never go far enough. This is from an editorial in WSJ: ""There is no dialogue with these murderous terrorists." That's how Mahmoud Abbas, president of the Palestinian Authority, characterized his attitude toward Hamas after the radical Islamist party seized control of the Gaza Strip. For a holder of his office, this was a first: honest condemnation of behavior that everyone except Palestinians themselves -- plus a few British news agencies -- know as "terrorism." That condemnation will no doubt assuage concerns within the Bush Administration that the tens of millions of dollars it is now releasing to Mr. Abbas's government will be money well-spent. It should think again. Mr. Abbas may have expelled Hamas from government, but the Fatah party he also leads has terrorist links of its own, not to mention a 40-year reputation for corruption. If "supporting Fatah" is now the Administration's policy, we are in for rougher times ahead." (thanks G)

"UNISON, Britain's second largest trade union (1.4 m) voted overwhelmingly yesterday, 20 June, to support a cultural, sporting, academic and economic boycott of Israel and to support the Palestinian right of return whilst emphasising that the boycott doesn't mean breaking off contact with sympathetic Israelis."

Who can better speak for the Arab people than a powerless appointee of the House of Saud? "“Abbas is accepted by all the Arabs,” said Muhammad Abdullah al- Zulfa, a member of Shura Council of Saudi Arabia, an advisory body with no legislative authority. “I think all the Arabs are with Abbas because all Arabs are with the peace initiative. The whole world is behind Abbas.”"

Syria is now bragging about Member of the Syrian (rubber stamp) parliament, Diyab Al-Mashi. The dude is around 83, and has been a member since 1954. He is being promoted for a Guinness as "the longest serving member of parliament" worldwide. Are Syrian media learning from rankings of An-Nahar's silly standards? And most importantly, it is not true. Sen. Robert Byrd, for example, has been in Congress since 1952 for example (after serving in the KKK of course).

My sister is not happy with my passing criticisms of Lebanese Communist Party in my last artcile for Al-Akhbar, and my mother is not happy with my criticisms of the Lebanese Army. Yesterday, my mother said: I am dying to read you once writing a praise of somebody. I said: I did write in praise of Joseph Samahah when he did. She said: no, I mean praise of a regime or a political party. I said: you will not. Is there one regime or one political party that is worthy of praise? She said: that is true.

"Australia's leader has announced plans to ban pornography and alcohol for Aborigines in some areas, and to tighten control over their welfare benefits to fight what he called a child sex abuse crisis among them." (thanks Ema)

"U.S. and Iraqi troops discovered an orphanage with "24 severely malnourished and abused boys" 10 days ago in the al-Fajr neighborhood of northern Baghdad, the U.S. military said Wednesday. The boys, ages 3 to 15, "were found naked in a darkened room without any windows," the military said in a statement." (thanks Sinan)

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Today is a sad day in the Western and Saudi press. Oh, no. Not because Palestinian civilians are being killed by Israeli occupation soldiers and Lebanese Army soldiers but because a Kuwaiti diplomat was beaten up in Iran. A month of mourning will be observed now.

"A friend of mine, a Lebanese journalist, tells the following story:" His friend is Hazim Saghiyyah. Arab liberals adore Israeli Orientalists. In fact, if they can revive Raphael Patai, they would invite him to write simultaneous columns in Ash-Sharq Al-Aswsat and Al-Hayat.

It is official. The PFLP (which has as much support among the Palestinian population as the French Communist Party in the last presidential election (around 1%) is now officially co-opted by the Abu Mazen-Dahlan gang. I heard today the PFLP official, Khalidah Jarrar, and she sounded like Dahlan. Also, the new Information Minister in the new Olmert version of the Palestinian cabinet of Salam Fayyad, Riyad Maliki: was he not a PFLP official? Here, an article about the courageous Nasserist MP, Usamah Sa`d, expressing disgust with leftist Palestinian organizations in Lebanon for their subservience to Hariri Inc.

Somebody in Ba`albak in Lebanon vandalized this picture of Walid `Idu (the martyr-martyr--whatever that means--according to Wisam Sa`adah). Who did that? Find the culprits and bring them to me NOW. (The Poster says: "Men of Justice. Martyrs of of Justice." But the culprits (who will be found and brought to me NOW scribbled "Toz.")

I still want to know who is behind the cruel kidnapping of the BBC reporter in Gaza. I in fact think that the same fanatical group holding the reporter is behind the cruel attack on the Church in Gaza (although the Saudi media are blaming Hamas, and we know how much Saudi media care about minority rights). Does anybody have information on this terrorist gang?

When Fath Fights Back: "Israel fired missiles and sent tanks on a foray into Gaza on Wednesday, killing four Palestinians in the deadliest military action since Hamas militants took control of the coastal strip."

""The latest round of fighting follows Israeli news reports that an American general serving as a security adviser to Mr. Abbas wanted Israel to allow a major new shipment of arms and munitions into Gaza for Fatah. The U.S. has strongly defended its push to strengthen Fatah's security forces, saying it was necessary to boost the authority and security of Mr. Abbas."" (thanks Regan)

I have mocked Lebanese obsessions with ranking. That obsession is best reflected in An-Nahar (the right-wing, sectarian Christian, anti-Syrian (people), anti-Palestinian (people) newspaper. Today, the publisher of the paper, Ghassan Tuwayni, said on NBN-TV: "I am the longest serving journalist in history." To that I say: go to sleep, Ghassan.

Conspiracy? What conspiracy? "Strategy for Propping Up Abbas"So you read the headline, and then you read the end of the story: "Hours later, Bush released a statement pledging to reinforce Israel's military posture with a new 10-year agreement "that will give Israel the increased assistance it requires to meet the new threats and challenges it faces." Bush said he will send Undersecretary of State R. Nicholas Burns to Israel next month to lead talks aimed at concluding such an agreement."

"Bearing the stamp of Preventative Security, and marked "Highly Secret", the single dirty document on the ground instructed the reader to assemble information on one Abdel Rahman Salah Shadeh Karnua. But it was a rarity among the papers scattered among the detritus in the yard. Most of the secret files of the most hated - by Hamas - Palestinian security apparatus had been carefully collated and spirited away by the victorious Islamic faction after what had been the most decisive as well as the bloodiest engagement of the five-day civil war. Few of the hundreds more scattered documents were as tantalising, a salary slip here showing an officer's pay of 1800 shekels a month, a ripped and trodden-on photograph there of Rashid Abu Shbak, after Mohammed Dahlan, the Fatah security chief most demonised by Hamas's military wing."

"He served as an intelligence officer in the IDF, studied Middle East affairs and military history at Tel Aviv University, and joined the Haaretz staff in 1955. He became a senior associate of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace in 1984." So tell me. Does Carnegie also accept applications from people who served as intelligence officers in the Syrian Army or in Hamas or even in the Jordanian army? Or does Carnegie find Israeli intelligence officials more adorable and peaceful?

"Asked if the Palestinian president, Mahmoud Abbas of Fatah, can restore his authority here, Mr. Hassouni laughed. “Abu Mazen?” he asked incredulously, using a common name for Mr. Abbas. “How? He’s gone.”"

You can't say that American don't care about foreign affairs: "The British royal offspring invaded American television on Monday, posting the night’s highest ratings and giving NBC an easy victory over all. Nielsen estimated that 12.2 million viewers tuned in at 10 p.m. to watch NBC’s “Dateline” interview with Matt Lauer and Princes William and Harry."

When his enemies were busy vilifying him and spreading lies about him, my dear comrade and friend, Joseph Massad was working on this book. Go buy it NOW. This may be the final word on the subject of sexuality in the Middle East (although he does not have a chapter on shoes in Arab culture). You can't teach on gender and sexuality in the Middle East without this book. Now, I can tell readers to skip chapter 3 in which the author subjects me (ME, the all-knowing one), to "hard-hitting criticisms" as he said in the acknowledgment, but this is a brilliant chapter that can't be ignored even if you disagree with the author. But don't worry: for that chapter, I will now always throw sharp metal objects at Joseph whenever I see him--as a punishment (don't worry: throwing sharp metal objects (not shoes) at somebody is not considered offensive in Arab culture.)

In an Ottoman style decree, Abu Mazen ordered the dissolution of "the Executive Force" of Hamas. But how will he implement the order? Wait. I know how. He can simply send Muhammad Dahlan with his tough fighters and they can simply dissolve it, no?

""This pornographic campaign sponsored by the Foreign and Tourism Ministries is an outrage," lawmaker Colette Avital said yesterday in Tel Aviv. Avital, former consul-general in New York, was reacting to a Maxim magazine July photo spread titled, "Women of the Israeli Defense Forces." Eight months ago, Israeli consular officials here came up with a novel idea for changing the war-torn state's public image - at least in the eyes of guys with disposable income. "We have to find the right hook," consulate spokesman David Saranga told Newsweek. "And what's relevant to men under 35? Good-looking women.""

"The co-founder of lingerie brand Agent Provocateur today rejected his MBE after branding Tony Blair "morally corrupt". Joseph Corre was awarded the title for his services to the fashion industry in the Queen's birthday honours list last week." On this Indira wrote: "Sir Salman is grateful for crumbs from the imperial masters, and a gutsy lingerie designer rejects the queen's honours. Was this really the guy who wrote Midnight's Children?" (thanks Indira)

"There is a reason the people threw out Abbas' Fatah party in last year's election. Palestinians see the leading Fatah politicians as unimaginative, self-serving and corrupt, satisfied with the emoluments of power. Worse yet, Palestinians came to realize that the so-called peace process championed by Abbas (and by Yasser Arafat before him) had led to the permanent institutionalization — rather than the termination — of Israel's 4-decade-old military occupation of their land. Why should they feel otherwise? There are today twice as many settlers in the occupied territories as there were when Yitzhak Rabin and Arafat first shook hands in the White House Rose Garden. Israel has divided the West Bank into besieged cantons, worked diligently to increase the number of Jewish settlers in East Jerusalem (while stripping Palestinian Jerusalemites of their residency rights in the city) and turned Gaza into a virtual prison."

"The army has also struggled to control civilian gunmen, some of whom claimed to belong to the Future Movement run by Saad al Hariri, who have also fired at the camp, at times shooting at Palestinian civilians and further inflaming tensions with the Palestinians."

It is hard to tell if Hamas is more foolish than Hizbullah or vice versa. It could be worse than foolishness, of course. Saudi media are full of hostile articles against Hamas and Hamas officials still praise "the wise Saudi leadership."

Killers, Murderers, traitors, fanatics, and usurpers. I watched a live transmission of Mahmoud Abbas' speech before the PLO's Central Council (is it not cute how the PA's puppet remember the PLO when it is convenient? They learned from the master, `Arafat). It was surreal. You really have to read the text or watch it. This weak and hesitant person, Abu Mazen--a man with no popular standing outside of Tel Aviv and Washington, DC--suddenly decided to sound strong and commanding. Did he not know that his master, Mr. Bush, is at his lowest point of his presidency, and that he has only few months to rule as president before the presidential competition marginalizes him further? I kid you not that he read from a speech that must have been written by an Israeli occupation official--and it probably was. With those puppets, it is a real possibility. He sounded like commanding generals in those famous Ba`thist military court trials: his enemies (Palestinian enemies) were consistently described as: killers, murderers, traitors, etc. This is from a man who once apologized for daring to refer to Israel as "the enemy." On what is he counting? On that "security plan" being prepared "by international authorities" which he made reference to in that speech? Don't you like those vague references when he thinks that he is fooling somebody? And he even talked about reforming mosques. That sounded like an Arab reform plan to me. Is democratic reform coming to Palestine now that it has established roots in Iraq and Somalia? And he talked about the fanaticism of the enemy: he who is supported by Mubarak and the rest of Arab kings and princes and that Sultan in Oman. He dares to criticize fanaticism? He did speak about the Israeli occupation but only referred to it as a footnote. A mere footnote to the narrative of Palestinian suffering. He faulted Hamas for not convening sessions of the Palestinian parliament-under-occupation forgetting that the speaker of parliament and some 40 members are sitting in Israeli jails. Hamas spokesersons are acting as they often do: foolishly and naively. A Hamas spokesperson wrote editorials in the Washington Post and the New York Times: thinking that if only we explain our case, they then would listen to us, and treat us fairly. Hamas operates from the same premise on which that lousy Palestinian leader, `Arafat, operated on. The notion that if we present our case well, the West will change its views. Let Hamas wait, and while they wait they will be going along the same path as `Arafat. I see it clearly. They will do the same: they will read from a faxed statement from the US government in which they condemn terrorism (as defined by Israel-always) and pledge respect and loyalty for Israel. Things are bleak? Yes, of course. But we are now more than 100 years after the convening of the Zionist congress in Switzerland in 1897 and the failure of Zionism is more clear than ever. In historical terms, it will be treated as a passing phenomenon in our region. People will be saying: Ben Gurion who?

Comic by Terry Furry, reproduced from "Heard the One About the Funny Leftist?" by Cris Thompson, East Bay Express

As'ad's Bio

As'ad AbuKhalil, born March 16, 1960. From Tyre, Lebanon, grew up in Beirut. Received his BA and MA from American University of Beirut in pol sc. Came to US in 1983 and received his PhD in comparative government from Georgetown University. Taught at Tufts University, Georgetown University, George Washington University, Colorado College, and Randolph-Macon Woman's College. Served as a Scholar-in-Residence at Middle East Institute in Washington DC. He served as free-lance Middle East consultant for NBC News and ABC News, an experience that only served to increase his disdain for maintream US media. He is now professor of political science at California State University, Stanislaus. His favorite food is fried eggplants.

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