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ALIENS CAN HELP YOU SURVIVE PLANET X DOOMSDAY CHAOS

by Der Voron, guest columnist.
[May 25, 2003]

Zetatalk
suggests several methods to survive the coming catastrophic pole shift
created by the arrival of Planet X, including the construction of oval-shaped
buildings and refuges, and moving away from the coasts to avoid the coming
giant tidal waves.

But I
offer another possibility: alien assistance.

If extraterrestrial
starcraft often visit your neighborhood (and if there are many "UFO" sightings,
they likely do) then you might barter with the aliens in exchange for escaping
in their starcraft -- or at least traveling above Earth during the
worst of the pole shift catastrophes.

But you
need something to barter. What items are aliens interested in? You should offer something unique, or at least useful or interesting. Such items include sophisticated artifacts of human technology and work. Aliens also value rare Earth plants and animals.

Assuming
aliens often visit your area, how might you contact them?

Past observations
indicate that extraterrestrials understand human speech -- whether the
aliens are inside or outside of their starships! We know this because
there are cases in which starcraft have responded to human voice commands
while flying by, shifting direction forward, back, up, down, etc, as requested
by the human.

Should
you be successful in establishing contact with extraterrestrials, I hope
you will persuade them to help other humans during the pole shift and after
it.

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