The Little River Band

Did I ever tell you the story of getting kicked out of class for putting my feet on the desk?

Well, it was a bit more than that. I had my feet on the desk and the Evidence professor was offended and he asked me a question.

Wrong strategy. I can read. And I did. Just because I wear my collar turned up and find it more comfortable to have my feet on the desk doesn't mean I'm ignorant. Not only did I answer his question, I asked him a few, which he couldn't answer.

So he kicked me out of class.

Not that I displayed any attitude. But that's the educational system, the teachers have to feel they're better than us. And if we ignore that construct and pierce the veil...dicey times ensue.