White People Jokes | Black Jokes

White people jokes is a collection of funniest jokes which will make us laugh loud.it contains all kinds of jokes including racist jokes. You Can Know White People Jokes Here after all every one love to laugh.these jokes will make us happy and make our stomach tickling.Laughter is a good medicine.Daily we should enjoy the jokes and laugh so that we will stay healthy and there is no need for us to visit a doctor.Enjoy the jokes.all the people can check more white people jokes on below given jokes here you can know also black people jokes also i hope this one very help for who are searching corny jokes also available

White People Jokes

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

More White People Jokes Available with Images in this article.

Q.How do you blindfold a Chinese person?

A: Put floss over their eyes.

Q.What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?

A: A box of crakers.

Q: What do you call a violent minority?

A: A thug.

Q: What do you call a violent white guy?

A: Officer.

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, “We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, “We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says,”We have too many in our country.”

Q.What did God say when he made the first black man?

A:”Damn, I burnt one.”

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”There was a red neck who hit every black man he saw with his truck. One day he saw a priest walking down the road and thought, “For all the bad things I done, let me give this priest a ride.” So he picked the priest up and they drove along. The redneck saw a black guy down the road and decided he would pretend tofall asleep and so the priest would think it was an accident. The redneck closed his eyes and heard a loud bang. “What happened?” he asked. “You missed him,” the priest said, “but I got him with the door.”

Q: What’s the difference between a black man and a park bench?

A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why does Beyoncé sing “to the left, to the left”? Because black people have no rights!

Q.What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

A:The NBA

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, “This is for all my people” and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy’s turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, “This is for all my people” and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Q: How does every black joke start?

A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.

Q.What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?

A: In trouble.

Q.What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?

A: Coach.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?

A:Prison Warden.

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?

A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?

A: So they can take bubble baths.

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?

A: A taxi.

There’s this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, “Hey Ma, Look! I’m white!” He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, “Grandma, Look! I’m white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, “Son, did you learn anything out of this?” And the boy replies, “Duh! I’ve only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!”

Black People Jokes

When a White guy is… Scared- He gets even whiter.

Cold- He turns Blue.

Angry-He turns Red.

Stoned- Gray duh.

Sick- He turns Green.

When a Black guy is… Scared- He stays Black.

Cold- He stays Black.

Angry- He stays Black.

Stoned- He stays Black.

Black Man to White Man: And you calling us colored.

The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?

A: Society!

Q: What do you call a violent minority?

A: A thug.

Q: What do you call a violent white guy?

A: Officer.

AT WORK,

Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?

Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.

Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?

Casey: It’s easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.

Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?

Casey: I say, “blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.

Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?

Casey: yes you should try it. NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.

Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn’t like it.

Casey: She didn’t like it? What did you say?

Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.

A little boy asks his Mum “why am I black and you are white ?” “Don’t even ask,” she replies “when I think back to that party… you are lucky that you not bark !” There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, “quick throw off anything we don’t need.” The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.