Before we return you to your regularly scheduled programming let's take a moment to thank an MLB advertiser who got it right. I'm speaking of course of the credit card "for fans" spot. Both female Red Sox fans in the spot clocked in at 200lbs+. In fairness, one of them was in a wedding dress, so she was probably third trimester. On the other hand, while they both had clearly waxed their moustaches for their shoot, the other one was getting a nice, fugly, bicep tatoo. To complete the picture, all she needed was a Kool clenched in her mouth and a B.A.L. somewhere around Vlad Guerrero's playoff OBP. In short, this is truth in advertising at its finest.

"We lost to a team that's not better than us," growled pitcher John Lackey, who gave up two runs and seven hits in seven innings. "We are a better team than they are. The last two days, we shouldn't have given up anything."

Try being a Giants fan. Get to the Series in whatever year that was and lose to the piss-ant Angels. Stuff your sorries in a sack. Oh well, at least they have, um, Eugenio Velez or whoever the f is on the team (no disrespect to Lord Lincecum).

The Autumn Wind is a Hater!

The Hater Nation is back where it belongs. Turns out, we were too lazy to sellout. So unless somebody wants to give us $100K per year to tell McKenzie Phillips' jokes, we are probably going to be found here for a while.

Last and Ten Obvious Admissions We Would Like to See

10.Peter King admits it ... he really wants to sex up Brett Favre. And he wants to give Tom Brady a coffee enema.

9. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits that his face is as real as Joan Rivers' face.