CALL ME KING SONOS — I CANNOT LOSE

Markets are down and weak — because we’re in the process of destroying Turkey. That’s what empires do, especially great big ones, they conduct warfare — sometimes kinetic, other times economic. Now with Turkey on the ropes, Italy, Spain, and Russia are next. Once Italy and Spain get run down — the entirety of the European Union shall collapse, like a giant lawn chair and whoever was left in said chair will get folded with it — spine broken and the whole 9 years.

As for me, I don’t consider my stocks to be ‘part and parcel’ of any market. They transcend normal circumstances and are quite immune to the pangs of misery — possessing an effervescent dome of protection that is both hard and impressive.

For the day, my active account is up — partly thanks to SONOS. When it first came public last week or so, I played it from $17.8 to $21.5, like an extreme champion. I announced in Exodus today that I endeavored to repeat such a nice memory and thus far — my wishes have moved towards that destiny.

A prudent man might raise cash, or even hedge, into what might be a long and dreary weekend of emerging markets. But “The Fly” doesn’t give a shit about all that — for he cannot be stopped. All of the gains are mine — you are merely borrowing some.

Top picks into the blades of an obstreperous tape: SONO,HUBS, ZEN, TEAM, YEXT, SPOT, and NTNX