Tokyo’s 79-year-old fuhrer Shintaro Ishihara’s latest rant against young people is to accuse of them of failing to have sex and produce more taxslaves due to worries about their small penises and propensity to premature ejaculation.

..sorry to break it to you but..it has everything to do with china.people over there are insane.they have been for the last 60 years.SIXTY-and dont-dont pull out the usual crap ''ohh dont bring race into... More

Anonymous commented on November 16, 2012 20:43

..ill be sure to use this as leverage against anyone now supporting china and they and their govement psychotic reign over the last 60 years''your goverment didnt destroy tibet''? yeah well guess what.no one in... More

Japanese police insistence that a man found dead with his penis severed and thrown under his bed was a clear case of suicide seems to be hardening, with investigators unable to find any evidence that his death was suspicious, and with one expert even suggesting that “he may have thought it was a monster and tried to cut it off.”

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Japanese doctors are recommending mothers exercise their sons’ penises to guard against phimosis, a procedure championed as “MukiMuki Gymnastics,” and the practice is gaining popularity despite concerns that it is medically unnecessary and may constitute child abuse.

A Freudian nightmare has finally been realised with the invention of an “anti-rape condom,” a device which fits inside a woman’s vagina and ensnares any wayward penises with rows of sharp little barbed teeth.

Priests whip out their exceptionally long and hard penises and comely maidens just can’t help but clamber atop, all amidst cheering crowds and with nary a mosaic in sight – it must be that time of year again.