I'm the original creator of this image (and thus the transcriber of this version of the "lyrics"), I subbed them into the original video and uploaded it as Trololo Sing Along! on YouTube so that you can see the lyrics matched with the singing.

I want this song to be played when: I wake upMake LoveUse The ToiletMake BreakfastWhen the drive through window opensWhen I walk through wal-martWhen I ShowerWhen I look in the mirrorSomeone says my nameWwhen I Grace your presanceWhen I get marriedPut a dip inOpen a can of beerWhen I'm sailing the seven seas as a pirateWhen I drop my pants.When the sun shinesWhen I go to bedMy funeralDuring the newsWhen I brush, floss, and rinse my teethLight up a stoggie