Real Housewives of Atlanta was 15 minutes longer this week. Which in turn means our brains are 15 minutes dumber.* And the producers filled that extra time the best way they knew how: with nonsensical screaming.

*If you can't follow that logic, you're not as dumb as we are.

That's true, he can't stop. It wouldn't be fair to subject them to that kind of danger. Not the ladies, the gators.