January 15, 2009

Family Services Assures Us There Are Worse Things Than Naming Your Kid Adolf Hitler

And I'm pretty sure they don't mean giving your kid an unpersonalized birthday cake. Still, New Jersey's Youth and Family Services agency is not giving the reasons for removing recently discriminated-against birthday boy Adolf Hitler Campbell and his two slightly less egregiously named siblings from their pinheaded, publicity-hounding, Nazi-loving parents' custody.

Wait, New Jersey? I thought they lived in Pennsylvania. Now I'll have to change my old post title...