Slim Jim factory explodes in N.C.

Meat sticks, or the stuff they put in them, apparently are explosive. A factory in Garner, N.C., that makes Slim Jims has collapsed after an explosion in the building.

In addition to the roof collapsing, a news report says “12 to 15 employees in the ConAgra Foods plant suffered from exposure to toxic fumes from ammonia leaks at the plant.” What they really mean is unexposed parts of the employees’ bodies came in touch with the Slim Jims.

What’s more interesting is that the plant is on Jones Sausage Road, which blows Jones Maltsberger Road out of the water.