I'm a little manic these days! It's swinging between "oooh, I feel creative" and "HOLY FUCK I CAN'T WORDS WALLS MIGHT EAT ME DO I HAVE SKIN?" for those of you who are familiar with these states of affairs. I could go on, but it just gets weirder from there. Anyway. Let's do a meme!

Boosted from icepixie and then edited with some other meme questions that, idk, I picked up from the spirit beings trapped in my carpet:

Name me a character and I will tell you:

- Why I love them or why I dooooon't love them.- Who I want them to Marry, Fuck, Kill Most Definitely Not Ever Fuck- My favorite gen relationship with this character.- An unpopular opinion about this character.- One thing I wish would [have] happen[ed] with this character in canon.- The fic I really want to read about them but haven't yet found.

Fandoms: All Star Treks (TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, Enterprise), X-Files, Babylon 5, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis (and sgarpf), Jake 2.0, Body of Proof, Lois & Clark, The Dead Zone, Red Mars, CSI Original Gangsta, NewsRadio, now I'm just naming things I saw on TV once or twice, idk, Dancing With the Stars. Or, hey, if you want, you can give me a character from any other fandom and I will MAKE UP opinions based on things I have seen on my flist.

Once I answer your prompt, you can give me another character AD INFINIIITUM!

THE FUCK IS SHE? Oh wait was that the lady from The Gathering? Okay, a decade after I saw that, let's ROCK:

- I don't really remember her so let's just assume I love her. Was she sassy and competent? Let's say she was. GO TEAM LAUREL TAKAHASHI.- Oooh... OK. Marry: The doctor from the pilot whose name I don't remember. Fuck: an alien. A visiting young Centauri lord, I'm thinking. Girlfriend is kinky! Most Definitely Not Fuck: G'Kar. She's alien-kinky, but not with main players.- Let's say she and Sinclair would have had a great gen relationship.- It's probably unpopular for me to say "I would have liked her to actually be on the show."- I wish her original storyline of being control would have happened, because I can't even imagine the OH MY GOD OMGWTF WHAAAT that would have happened in the little war cabal had that been the case. Also, it would have this great bit of "Oh, hello, Ivanova, former underling - congrats, you're now 2nd in command and we're breaking away from Earth so nice to have you on board!"- I guess I'd like fic to explain what happened to her. Laurel Takahashi's Adventures.

- OH MY GOD SHE IS SO CUTE I CAN BARELY STAND IT, I JUST WANT TO HUG HER AND WATCH HER FOLLOW THE CREW ALL OVER THE SHIP. - Marry/Fuck/Kill - ... do I get a pass on this because she's a child? I think my answer to the question posed in your icon in this case is "not 'ship." However, I don't want her to hook up with Icheb, which is the easy solution future-fic writers tend to go for and it just feels incestuous. - Gen relationship: Seven. I think Naomi's so good for Seven, because in some ways it lets Seven have a peek at the growing up process she missed.- Canon change: Either keep the Borg children so she has playmates, or have her grieve for them. At the very least, she should have been in the transporter room saying goodbye!- Magic Fic Generator Request: Naomi post-finale. The crew getting "home" at the end of the series must have really broken her, and I'd love to read someone take her through that (loss of her life/home/community/Neelix/etc, meeting her father, so forth) and come out adjusted on the other side.

How I FEEEEL: Ronon was always kind of my unintentional comic relief because he is a stoner surfer space warrior, but I mean this in a good way. He's great, and the more I think about his character the more I like him.Marry: Teyla. I can't express how much I want them to have hot sex and warrior babies and to bond over how they actually fucking get it and neither of them would be lonely and isolated anymore and I just really need this to happen.Fuck: Elizabeth. I don't ship it, but I porn it.Do Not Fuck: Rodney. They can both have lots of gay sex if they want to, but not with each other, because I just can't imagine a scenario where this would ever not seem just wrong.Gen: His bromance with Sheppard is amazing, especially because he's so effortlessly more macho at everything and Sheppard is mildly bothered by this but has to pretend he's cool with it and Ronon is just genuinely cool.Canon Change: He needs to go rogue more often and fuck up the Wraith. Team Atlantis domesticated him too easily. This is his galaxy, and I feel like they Americanized him a little too well sometimes.Fic Wish: I don't think I have a specific "I've always wanted to see X" thing for Ronon. It would be interesting to put him in a situation where he has to lead people, since he's always the independent one.

Also, I just decided in general I really want a fic where Ronon, Elizabeth, Teyla and Rodney are separated from Atlantis and have to save Sheppard with their powers combined. Sheppard's always the lynchpin to the magical saving adventures, and it might be pretty epic to do that without him.

How I FEEEEL: OH CATHERINE. I loved you so much until you jacked your face and it made your whole character start to feel really sad since you were always kind of defined by Not Being Able To Let Go Of Stuff especially your youth and just SADFACE BUT I LOVE YOU, I DO, WE CAN MAKE IT WORK.Marry: Gil. Just. Dawwww. THEY DID THE THING, THE PICARD&BEVERLY/JACK CRUSHER THING WITH THESE TWO, AND I AM HELPLESS IN THE FACE OF IT.Fuck: Brass. I don't know! Just one episode somewhere along the way I went "... huh. They need to be fuckbuddies for a while."Do Not Fuck: Nick. She needs to be the crush he has that inspires his future choices in women, not the crush he actually sleeps with.Gen: Sam Braun. I miss that relationship.Canon Change: It's actually been too long - I know there were things that made me go ARRGHHHH about her character development but now I can't remember them. I guess I'll just say a blanket "It would have been nice for her to be in a stable long-term relationship that didn't end in unmitigated disaster."Fic Wish: I'm sure it's been written a zillion times, but I want good pre-series fic with Gil and Eddie and Catherine.

I have no moar CSI icons so I will use this thing that is sort of related to science!

How I FEEEEL: I fucking love her (BIG SHOCKER I KNOW). She's the ultimate HBIC. She's confident, competent, knows EVERYONE, knows things about science, and is so completely unthreatened by Megan throwing her weight around that she comes off so in control. Kate Murphy never looks back at explosions. ;) Marry: MEGAN. CAN THIS HAPPEN? I NEED THIS.Fuck: Ooooh. I totally want her to get hers and to do it in the least dramatic way possible. Does she choose people who are removed from the political hierarchy to keep from getting into compromised scenarios, or does she tend to only date people who are socially & politically advantageous to her? I don't know yet!Do Not Fuck: Any of the other mains. It would assassinate her character but fast. (I have handwaved my OTPing her with Megan because Megan wouldn't know a chain of command if it bit her.)Gen: Peter. We haven't seen enough of it yet, but I foresee a lot of silent exchanges of "Will you keep an eye on her this time?" "What do you want me do to?" "Yeah, well, give it your best shot." "Siiiiigh." "I hear you."Canon Change: Preemptively: show, please TRY to refrain from having her fuck future murder victims. I know the temptation is there, but we covered that with CSI, and I'd just give you a thousand emmys if you keep the characters' personal and professional lives totally separate.Fic Wish: Kate and Megan are happy and have an apartment with really fabulous giant closets and Lacey comes over on weekends and they watch the Discovery channel and I JUST NEED THIS OKAY, I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.

How I FEEEEL: I like her a lot. :) She's badass and out there and is properly crazy enough to be a Marine. :)Marry: Carson, because awwww.Fuck: John, because I think she'd traumatize him, and it would be epic.Not Fuck: She has free rein with everyone for me. :)Gen OTP: Rodney, but I must confess that I ship this a little too.Unpopular Opinion: I like her, but I don't looooove her. Canon Change: Have her stick around, dammit!Fic Wish: Her and Rodney being brOTPs after any number of the whumpy things the show did to him.

How I FEEEEL: I LOVE HER SO MUCH. SHE'S SO AWESOME. She's like this normal woman dropped into the middle of Star Trek trying to raise her kids and keep her career and avoid losing her damn mind. Love her. Marry: Miles forever and ever. They are my OTP of DS9. <3Fuck: *wibble* no one! Although I wouldn't have blamed her if she had hooked up with one of her Bajoran expedition-mates one drunk night. Or Kira, because their lives got weird there for a while.Not Fuck: See above!Gen OTP: Kira. Unpopular Opinion: I'm not sure if it's unpopular, but I think she's a good wife, that Miles loves her exclusively, and that they will be together forever. :)Canon Change: I wish they'd moved to Bajor instead of Earth at the end of the series. I get that she wants a normal life for her family - and they deserve it - but she's an exobotanist, so I don't get why she wouldn't return to an Enterprise-like ship or settle on another planet. It's time her career took priority, I think.Fic Wish: Epic Keiko-on-Bajor-doing-science fic.

How I FEEEEL: OH GOD. I LOVE HOSHI. LOVELOVELOVELOVEx10000000. She's a linguistic genius who's so genuinely kind and develops emotional attachments to slugs and she just <3 <3 <3.Marry: Travis. I am really emotionally invested in this pairing and how everything is sweet and gentle and they probably have lots of pets and practical joke each other and gossip about the rest of the crew and he takes care of her when she has Xindi flashbacks and she just rolls her eyes when he goes rapelling off cliffs and breaks limbs and stuff. Their love is so off-camera. Although on my recent Enterprise rewatch I found myself all excited about Hoshi/Archer, so there's that.Fuck: Malcolm. I loved them in season 1 until I decided their collective neuroses would make this a kind of depressing relationship to be in long-term.Not Fuck: Creepy obsessive beast dude. Make that not happen ever, kthanx.Gen OTP: Phlox! I LOVE HER FRIENDSHIP WITH PHLOX IT IS SO EPIC.Unpopular Opinion: I guess that I don't think her and Malcolm could survive is probably unpopular. I'm not entirely sure that you're going to speak to me again, actually. ;)Canon Change: SHE IS NOT A SECRET KARATE SUPERHERO, WHAT THE EPIC FUCK. Fic Wish: I really, really, really, reallyyyyy wanted Enterprise to encounter the Jarada (the insect race from TNG who are so obsessed with language precision that they go on homicidal rampages if someone mispronounces their words).

How I FEEEEL: DEANNA! <3 <3 <3 Deanna is ridiculous and I love her. She's totally everybody's gossipy best friend on the show, and she has this bizarre dual role of being a therapist and being a negotiation advisor, and really, she's hilarious. I love her because she cares so much about her crewmates and the missions and really wants everyone to do well and because she's just the nosy busybody that keeps the gossip wheel a-spinning.Marry: Riker. I actually think these two designed my OTP neural pathways, because this is usually how I feel about all my characters - they should be DESTINED AND MEANT TO BE but support each other in casually fucking other people until the time is right. And they're just best friends and they care so much about each other and she wants him to go with Soren and be happy and he loves her even if she's old and gray and JUST IT'S PERFECT.Fuck: Whoever she damn well wants, but especially Tasha, because that would have been fun.Not Fuck: Picard. That moment in "Devil's Due" is just so madly inappropriate. Gen OTP: Beverly. She is just so up in Beverly's biznis in "Sub Rosa" that I laugh for hours. Although really, if I had to pick one and only one gen relationship for her, I'd probably pick Lwaxana. HILARITY.Unpopular Opinion: These are always hard, because I think the corner of fandom I live in is very different than the wide opinions of people who watch the show. How about this: I like the intergalactic cheerleader outfit.Canon Change: The thing with Worf. I'm not wholly against it, I just want it to make sense. It's never clear why either of them are interested in the other except that they both care about Alexander. I feel like the show did a good job of leading up to a relationship over a period of time, but I'm still left with the I DON'T GET IT question.Fic Wish: Really good Riker/Troi season 1 fic explaining why they made the deal to not be involved with each other while serving on the same ship. Because that's kind of weird. "We can date again once we're a zillion light years apart." You know? And really, I'm glad they spent 7 seasons whoring it up with guest stars, don't get me wrong, I just wish we'd seen that conversation.

(Also, you said that you wanted someone to write a mytharc fic that made mytharc understandable. I am not that person, nor do I know of any fics like that, but I do like to visit this awesome site: http://www.eatthecorn.com)

How I FEEEEL: Who doesn't love Byers? I mean really.Marry: Suzanne Modeski (I totally had to just google to find out her name, though. I was going to just be like THAT CHICK, THE ONE CHICK HE WAS EVER CONNECTED TO YOU KNOW?). Although he really might be gay, so.Fuck: Jade Blue Afterglow from FPS. Why not?Not Fuck: Either of the other Lone Gunmen, please. This has nothing to do with an aversion to slash and everything to do with him obviously preferring people who shower regularly.Gen OTP: Can he and Barney from HIMYM get together and talk about suits?Unpopular Opinion: ???? Do people have opinions about Byers that I could disagree with? IDK!Canon Change: No need for "Jump the Shark." Just no need.Fic Wish: Young Byers first learns about the JFK shooting.

I cannot freaking WAIT until summer, when I can crank up my Netflix subscription again and do nothing but watch DS9. (Ok, that's a big lie, I am not looking forward to that much free time even a little bit, but... Saved by Pop Culture hell yes.)

I'd never heard of Saved by Pop Culture but it makes my heart go pitter-patter. Star Trek totally saved my life - or my sanity at the very least - when I was 13, so I can relate!!!

How I FEEEEL: Such a wonderful, awesome Shakespearean villain. The perfect foil for Sisko, and really, DS9 would in no way be as awesome without Dukat.Marry: I FEEL SORT OF UNCOMFORTABLE THINKING OF DUKAT IN ANY SORT OF ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL WAY, SO, ICK.Fuck: SAME.Not Fuck: Major Kira. I MEAN JESUS MURPHY, HE FUCKED HER MOM FOR LIKE 16 YEARS (SPOILERRRS) SO CAN WE JUST NOT HAVE HIM MACK ON HER ANYMORE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.Gen OTP: Garak. Unpopular Opinion: ?? Don't know! Canon Change: I liked that he went insane immediately after Ziyal's death, because that's so EPIC, but his redemption arc should probably not have LITERALLY had him selling his soul to the Bajoran devil. Just saying. The more I think about his obsession with Bajor the more it makes sense, but the fact that he REALLY BELIEVES is a problem.Fic Wish: I don't really have one. His arc was pretty complete on the show. :)

How I FEEEEL: Oh, DELENN. I love her. She's a beautiful, strong, fanatically determined character. I also think she's fundamentally a tragic character trapped by her own Speshul Destiny, and that's often overlooked.Marry: John, because their relationship makes me squeee, and because she has no other choice.Fuck: Neroon, but not romantically. As some kind of alliance or pact or something. NNGGGHHH WANT.Not Fuck: Lennier. Ever. It would just be cruel.Gen OTP: SINCLAIR. I can't even express how much I just... and they... *FLAILS.* They are BONDED by BLOOD and they share the same destiny and are each other's equal and opposite and are the only ones who could ever understand each other but they never meet again and THIS. THIS. In some ways this is the most important relationship on the entire series to me, and it takes up so very little airtime.Unpopular Opinion: Her relationship with John is planned and calculated, and though she always likes him and grows to love him, I don't think she ever loves him the way he loves her.Canon Change: I want, just for a moment, for her to genuinely regret becoming partly human. Fic Wish: Epic Delenn-during-the-Earth-Minbari-war fic. I want to see her whole emotional transition before and after she meets Sinclair during the Battle of the Line.

How I FEEEEL: HARRY! :) I have always liked Harry. Early on I adored him. He did get kind of annoying toward the end of the series, but a lot of that was because he had nothing to do.Marry: Tal. Not Tal Celes, but Tal the beautiful alien glowy-sex terrorist. I fanon SO HARD that she was exiled from her people at the end of "The Disease" and moved onto Voyager and is just off-camera and she and Kim have a beautiful glowy relationship with a lot of orgasms.Fuck: Seska. I had weird fantasies about this in s1, before I knew she was Cardassian, and somehow it stuck. Not Fuck: Janeway. No, ficwriters. No.Gen OTP: B'Elanna. Their brotp makes me so happy. :)Unpopular Opinion: I kind of see why they didn't give him much to do - "Nightingale" was such an unfortunate episode.Canon Change: Tal is living in his quarters giving him a lot of sex. :) Really, show. Can't he have a girlfriend? He deserves it!Fic Wish: Harry actually comes of age. He gets kidnapped by aliens or something and has to save the day and find his way back to the ship all by himself and he returns A Man.