Tag: flea market

Ricky : “Today we are at the Elephant’s Trunk Flea Market in New Milford, Connecticut. HGTV comes here sometimes and films the show Flea Market Flip.. They aren’t here today though, right Mom?”Me : “Yeah. They aren’t here today. I’ve never seen them here actually..”Ricky : “So maybe they’re lying, you think??!”Me : “Nooo, lol! They aren’t lying. I’ve seen the episodes where they’ve been here! We’ve just never been here when they were filming..”

Ricky : “Today we’re looking for a Kenner Blythe, but all we’re finding is crap!”Me : “Omg.. It’s not crap! It’s just not what we want!”Ricky : “Because we don’t want crap!”Me : “Well, yeah.. I really don’t want crap..”

Ricky : “Daddy is looking at the knock-off sunglasses.. Daddy never learns, does he?!”Me : “I think he’s learned.. He won’t buy a pair. I keep bringing up the fake Ray Bans he bought at the dollar store that made him see double..”

Ricky : “What the heck are those things??!”Me : “Uhhhh.. We used to hang them in our bedrooms when we were kids… They were cool..”Ricky : “Yeah.. Sure they were..”

Ricky : “Uhhhh… Nevermind.. Let’s not do the ventriloquist thing… Someone here is NOT a fan..”

Ricky : “Do you have something old? Is it metal?? Bring it to the flea market!! Some moron will buy it!”Me : “RICKY!!”Ricky : “It’s true!!”

Ricky : “CHEEZITS?!! WHY??!!”Me : “They are probably expired..”Ricky : “There’s also a sign that says ’empty boxes 4 sale’…. This booth is strange on so many levels..”

Ricky : “Lunch boxes.”Dad : “I remember these! They would come with gum..”Me : “No they didn’t!! They came with a thermos, not gum! Why would you think they came with gum??! Baseball cards came with gum, not lunchboxes..”Dad : “Mine came with gum..”Me : “Your mother probably slipped that gum in there.. She felt sorry for you..”Dad : “Maybe..”Ricky : “Wow Mom…”Me : “All I know is mine never had gum!”

Ricky : “We didn’t buy a darn thing here except a $5 lemonade that Mom had to have!”Me : “It was hot and I was thirsty..”