THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX

Blatant attention-seeker David Blaine ended his 44-day starvation stunt in London Sunday, when he emerged from his his clear plastic box looking surprisingly stout for a man who allegedly shed 50 pounds. Before being whisked off to the hospital for tests, the 30-year-old illusionist told the crowd, "This has been one of the most inspirational experiences of my life. I have learned more in that box than I have learned in years. I have learned how strong we are as human beings." (Quick, someone hand me an egg.)