I don’t know who these PEOPLE are, but I would not choose to watch TV with them. Last night at the People’s Choice Awards, “the first awards show of the year,” The Big Bang Theory won Favorite Network TV Comedy, Chris Colfer and Kaley Cuoco were deemed Favorite Comedic TV Actor and Actress, and…well, you get the point — the People’s Choice Awards ain’t for us. It’s for teenage girls who think Beth Behrs is the FUNNIEST PERSON EVER OMG, which made it all the more confusing when not only did Breaking Bad win Favorite Series We Miss the Most, but Walter White also “appeared” in the painfully unfunny opening skit with the 2 Broke Girls.

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall when some lackey pitched Vince Gilligan his idea. “…OK, so after Christina Aguilera makes a big boob joke, the 2 Broke Babes will make dumb chit-chat with Kaley Cuoco, and then they’re gonna need a ride to the People’s Choice Awards and that’s where Heisenberg comes in, and oh yeah, there’s going to be a laugh track the entire time, so you KNOW it’s gonna be funny *snorts cocaine off a cardboard cutout of Kat Dennings* So, you cool, Vincey?” Make that conversation the award show, and I’d watch.

I still can’t believe that Kristin Kreuk won. How did that happen? Is there some mysterious hacker rigging the results? Does she have a cult following from Smallville(was Lana that popular)? Did she leak a sex tape before the awards that I am unaware off? I just can’t explain how she can win what is essentially an internet poll vs the Khalessi and Tatiana Maslany. Not to mention the two other actresses were also in other much popular shows

At least Cranston didn’t participate in that awful opening skit. I wonder who signed off on the use of that footage though? I have to think that the Venn diagram of BB fans and PCA fans would be two circles separated by several hundred miles of open space.

When I actually saw the People’s Choice Awards were trending on Twitter last night I had to click on the hashtag to get an idea what kind of person actually gave a damn about such crap. I’ve determined the majority of the viewing audience consisted of two categories of people: entertainment website/blog writers and scarily obsessed One Direction fans. The latter was all the more disturbing considering the band wasn’t at the show and their categories weren’t presented on the air.