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Chapter One: Shit Cream Sandwich

"If you want to speak in simple terms, I burned that house down with fire."; "What else would you burn it down with?"; "You aren't calling me stupid are you," Ramona asked the Chairman of the parole hearing. "Facts speak for themse...