Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Kingston and all of St. Andrews Parish have descended into chaos, now in a state of emergency, over this decision. Coke's armed gang has gone on a rampage and they attacked two police stations as of this morning, shooting two cops.

The Prime Minister made the right decsion, butt now has to stick with it, get rid of Coke, and wipe out his carbonated cabal.