Make no mistake: It's hard to sit down and read daily security briefings when you're constantly out playing golf, vacationing, and/or fundraising, all on the taxpayers' dime. But if he thinks feels his "job" requires him to actually discuss anything with the briefers and ask them questions, and perhaps even "work" out with them viable or effective responses to any clear and present dangers, he's done an even "better" job of hiding it.

So what that al-Qaeda terrorists have been implementing their long-established strategy of sawing off heads of American journalists while conquering territory His Cut-and-Runness purposefully left unprotected? Those golf balls don't hit themselves, you know.

Thanks, fiddy-oners. When al-Qaeda terrorists cross Øfascist's Open Border® and blow you or your loved ones to bits, try to remember — between your wails of pain and grief — that vote you cast for him two years ago.