Wow, I like the ring of the old one, but this one makes sense out of context. Please change your signature to this, actually. Or maybe we oughta have a vote? You can take whichever one doesn't win the popular vote, so that way you can still be contradictory.

I'd like to reiterate, though, please:-keep your mouth foaming into one post at a time. Five of your biting witticisms in a row is a little tough to stomach.-Speaking of which, you really ought to refrain from humor from the time being. You've got enough of a burden being right all the time without worrying about trying to get my goat as well. -eat a bag of dicks