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December 10, 2012

Random #CrossFit tweets

I don't blog nearly as much as I would like but I spend WAY more time than I should on social media. Twitter seems to get the most of my attention these days because I can get info out to a lot of Crossfitters at once. I also like the challenge of making a point (funny or otherwise) in 140 characters or less. It tends to make my line of thinking seem to be pretty random but I thought I would share some of my favorites. Feel free to follow me @JFWodfather.

I'm writing a #CrossFit S&M book called "Filthy Fifty Shades of Sore"....

Panera was so busy I can only assume they were giving away free salads and blow jobs.... #holdthedressing

Still cant feel my arms 4 hours after "Diane". I was hoping my pride was the only thing that was wounded....

I did handstand pushups with no pad today. I guess my ex was right. That extra inch makes a big difference...

I'm pretty sure I broke my thong during those back squats today...

I think its called "Filthy Fifty" because it made me feel like I'm 50...

Work conference has bacon on the buffet. They have no idea what I'm capable of....

Im being driven around by a Pakistani cab driver named Bubba Singh #Texas