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KansasFest Dos and Don’ts

Back in 2004, Sean Fahey provided this list of KansasFest dos and don’ts. Consider it your guide to KansasFest etiquette.

Don’t go out to IHOP or Denny’s before midnight, or after 8:00 AM (or anytime when there’s sunlight for that matter). It just isn’t natural. You’re more likely to get wet, sloppy kisses on the forehead from drunk older women at night.

Don’t mention Planet of the Apes (PotA) out loud in any form, including “Planet Der Affen“. Sheppy will go ape, and it’s not pretty… “beware the apes of wrath.”

Do enter HackFest! Your “Hello World” program written in Applesoft BASIC may be more complete and functional than anything Jeff Blakeney has written lately.

Don’t say “yes” if Ken Gagne offers to show you a movie he’s appeared in. Politely decline and then run, don’t walk, as fast as you can back to the dorm.

Don’t play with fire. Don’t play with fire. Don’t play with fire. Jeri….