Alex Ferguson in merger talks with Arsene Wenger to claim title off Chelsea

Fergie explains 'I don't think a one point advantage is enough to claim an outright title win so i'm negotiating with Wenger at Arsenal to merge our points tally which should be more than adequate for us to win it'.
Wenger has been reported as being interested in talks but will insist that United at least relinquish their league cup victory to them if he was to go ahead and agree a merger.