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Sunday, April 21, 2013

I’m not the same person. I had no idea I grew so much in a year. It must have happened while I was sleeping, or something. That’s when the best ideas come to my head. Except on evenings when I have terrible insomnia, evenings not unlike tonight. So basically I get ideas when I’m sleeping and also when I’m not sleeping. I’m kind of complicated like that.

This blog used to serve a purpose.

It was to help me let go of all the stupid things I did as a child.

It’s done that. I no longer look down on myself with utter embarrassment.

It was to come to terms with my bipolar depression.

It’s done that. Not only do I now accept my condition, but I’m comfortable telling just about anyone about it. Especially those close to me who had absolutely no idea, no idea because I lived far away, and in my emails and phone calls I masked. I was happy, happy, happy. Yes, I’m doing fine (turn the tables before they realize I’m drowning in my own mind), how are you?

It was to discuss my parenting mistakes, whether serious or hilarious.

It’s done that. Or perhaps it’s doing that. I haven’t decided yet. Nevertheless, my children seem to be thriving. I haven’t done them in yet, so I guess I can continue on the current trajectory with all its ups and downs.

Well, Hello There!

Scientists say we only use 10% of our brains. Welcome to my 10%! It's a swirling vortex of my inept parenting skills, embarrassing childhood, and bipolar depression. I know, I don't want to be here either.

ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ME? No. Actually, yes. But all names have been changed to protect the innocent UNLESS they have given me express permission to use their real name. I'm just trying to protect your privacy and reputation. Because face it, if you're associated with me, your reputation is probably already tarnished with words like "nerd" and "dork." No need to do further damage.