Some of us would probably prefer for all of Apple's Siri ads to feature Zooey Deschanel asking inane questions. But Zooey/Siri jokes are getting a little tired—and the Samuel L. Jackson ones never caught on. Luckily, two new Siri spots aired this evening, both featuring the inimitable John Malkovich.

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The first, "Life," is fantastic in its simplicity; Malkovich has one line—or, rather, one word—and Siri does her thing. The second spot, "Joke," is a little more conventional in its set-up, but still maintains that distinct Malkovich dryness. Let the memes begin! [9to5Mac]