Do you own too many cowboy boots to fit in your closet? Find it difficult to understand Midwesterners with their thick Ohioan accent? Fraught with angst that the local cafe serves chili...with beans?
Buddy up to the bar and share your complaints that only your fellow Texans would understand. Welcome to "Texas Problems", a subreddit in the same vein as r/firstworldproblems, only specific to Texas and those crazy people who inhabit it.