Juicier Lindsay Lohan Update

Lohan was involved in a car chase when the cops were called. The juicy part, it was Lindsay’s car the was doing the chasing. Lohan was driving a white Denali. She was chasing a Cadillac Escalade. Stay tuned, because I’m sure there will be more updates on this breaking story throughout the day.

PUBLIC SAFETY WARNING: Lindsay Lohan is out of jail. She was cooperative with law enforcement but quite upset about the whole thing (yeah the prospect of going to jail kind of sucks). She did however refuse to submit to a PASD (Preliminary Alcohol Screening Device) at the time of her arrest, but she did take the walk-the-line test and failed.

And here I have been busting my ass taking acting classes, finishing my acting reel, going on audition after audition after audition…hell, I’ve been going after this whole famous thing the wrong way! What I need is a monkey on my back and a good publicist, then I’ll be on my way!

She is wasted and history in my mind….but, the more important thing is……WHO is providing these drugs to her?…………………there are darker forces hanging around these “stars”……………people going near her should be searched by the Police and arrested…………..get a warrant……………..Mike

ABC is reporting her alcohol level was between .12 and .13 so she did do a test. I lost my cousin to someone who was driving while under the influence…this is a serious matter and she needs to get more than a slap on the wrist and some community service. She will never learn the severity of all of this unless the punishment is harsh.

I love Lindsay Lohan. Just because of this, I may take the win in my Fafarazzi team! Keep up the good work, LiLo!
In all seriousness, this is sad. She is going to kill herself or worse someone else. How did Paris get her license taken away and yet this one is still on the road?