Online profile review/tips

Okay, so I've started to dip my toes into the online dating waters. Made a profile, uploaded some pics and some HB7's/HB8's are interested. I haven't submitted a description yet though, 'cause I'd like to have it reviewed here first. Furthermore, I'd like to know how to respond to al those standard openers these girls use on me in private chats, such as "hi". So here's the description I made (my first one ever):

"Hi, I am I. Future English teacher and current sportsman. I do cycling and work out. And look angrily at students so they'll listen to me, haha. Furthermore, I'm good at falling asleep on the beach and if I'll ever get a tattoo it will be a smiley face on my ass. . I also like to talk to strangers. If you want to chat me up, tell me what else you have besides a cute little face."

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WARNING! If your boring or not up for adventures I suggest you don't read my profile :P

I'm a future English teacher and current sportsman. YES! That's right! I know you must be thinking "What the hell!? Brains and Beauty!?" But there is more to me than just a pretty face and a great mind!

I'm fit as hell! I Cycle and work out regularly, I love the gym but don't get on with all the fitness freaks there because I'm a party animal at heart!

I'm looking for a girl who loves to have fun and adventures! If there's one thing I hate in life it's boring people!

We live in a world of infinite awesome stuff and my world is all about living and adventure, so if you want to come with me and let our realities collide then you better buckle up!

I have the best commanding stare ever! I use it to look angrily at students so they'll listen to me, haha. So you better be on your best behavior or I'll use it on you haha!

I love the beach! I spend so much time there I might get washed out to sea one day! So I'm looking for a first mate! Someone who can keep there eye on me so I don't end up a drift!

If I get a tattoo it will be a smiley face on my ass. that would be my best chat up line!

I LOVE to talk to strangers and I randomly just stop people in the street if they have that awesome vibe like I have, I surround myself with amazing people and now I'm sharing that opportunity with you :P So chat me up, tell me what else you have besides a cute little face."

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Nice! This is really good man! Especially the mermaid bit!

Yeah man the "Hi" opener is a killer! I call them on it!

I respond with "Hi.... Hi.....Really? That's all you got :P didn't you even take the time to read my profile????
Did you just see me and think I have to have this guy!?
Ahh I get it you didn't read it your just interested in my looks! that's not the best opening sentence I have ever heard but I like your face so I'll give you another shot! In fact I'll even help you out :P If we were to do ANYTHING on our first date what would it be and why?"

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I'm on one of those sites where you see picture after picture and have to click "yes" "maybe" or "no" to the question "would you like to meet this person?". They don't see the profile description unless they go through the trouble of visiting your page and click "about me". I've been getting one profile visit a day since I started a couple of days ago but now that I'll start opening through private chat they'll probably read it and comment on it through the chat box. I'll let you know what they say.

I've just sent out this message to an HB9 with an amazing body. But I'm going to follow your advice from the "Need some help please!" thread and not be available on Friday and Saturday nights. I'll open some more hotties tomorrow.

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My advice here man is to get a better site, I use POF(.)COM and it's pretty awesome man! It's available in Holland too!

Also get a more vague or ambiguous profile picture, have your profile pic of you doing something or wearing a hat and glasses or looking epic holding something awesome like a big inflatable rubber ring or something really cool.

My profile pic is one that shows me from a distance wearing a bonnet and behind a really cool picture, then my headline is
"Yeah beauty is good to look at but doesn't impress me"

this draws them in to see what the picture is of, then they read the tagline and are all like "Hey I'm smart too not just beautiful" then have the rest of your pics quite normal, you want to stand out on initial view and then snap them up with how awesome you are, using energy, a good profile and being funny!

Compiling the online dating guide right now

I kiss closed the girl I was on a date with today and had her holding my hand ahaha! She is so into me!

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I chose this specific site (Badoo) 'cause people see it as fun to be on there, not specifically as a dating site. Even though it is. There is no "shame" in being found there by your pals. And it has a lot of women from my area. I just visited POF(.)com, but found zero women between the ages of 18 and 24 within 35 miles of Rotterdam. It's the second biggest city in the Netherlands. So I think I'll just stick to Badoo for now.

The private chat box makes for easy contact. Especially with women who have the smart phone app. I'll run funny/witty openers and they'll probably look at the profile whether they like the opener or not.