Michael Lohan is taking credit for Octomom heading into rehab, saying, “The most important thing is the willingness to realize and surrender to the issue and commit to getting help, which Nadya did!” Uh-huh.

“Charlie fancies one girl in particular and sometimes pays her a whopping $25,000 per night to be with him — and that’s not all. This one girl that Charlie really likes had insecurities about her vagina so she begged Charlie to get her a vaginal rejuvenation surgery to make it prettier. And he did. He got her the surgery, and he also bought her a new car.”