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6/14/14

America! The Jolly Amigurumi Poos Return.

The Jolly Poos have returned from their respective homelands, and we
have returned from our European adventure. Our luggage has vomited on
my living room and I can’t stop waking up at 3am to eat, but we did a
lot of memorable things that are totally worth a bit of jet lag. The
short list of tourist traps (but beautiful tourist traps!) we visited
during our two-week trip included the Eiffel Tower (could it really be
avoided on a first trip to Paree? At least we didn’t wait in line to
climb the thing), the Champs-Elysees, the Arc de Triomphe, the
Sacre-Coeur Basilica, Notre Dame, Chartres, the Louvre, the Orsay
Museum, the Rodin Museum, the Tuileries Gardens, Versailles, Chartres,
the British Museum, the Tower of London, Platform 9 3/4 at King’s Cross,
Buckingham Palace, the Tate Modern museum, Westminster Abbey (just the
outside—20 pounds to wait in line for an hour to go inside that thing on
the last day of the trip? I think not), and the crowning vacation
jewel—the Warner Brothers Harry Potter studio tour in Leavesden. We ate
french pastries and macarons for dinner, avoided gypsies on the Paris
metro, and rode on a double decker bus (don’t sit on the top level if
you get carsick). I enjoyed London and Paris quite a lot and I am
grateful for the opportunity to have experienced two new cities—but my God
do I love ice cubes, excessively wide roads, toilet seat covers in
public bathrooms, and the good old soul-crushing boredom of the American
suburb. It’s nice to be home.

The EuroPoos don't agree--don't they look like they had fun?

Monsieur Poo becomes automatically cultured by posing in close proximity to the Musee de Louvre.

Sir Poo enjoys the British Museum.

Monsieur Poo sunbathes in the Versailles gardens.

If you missed the live updates of the EuroPoo adventures while we were gone, fear not! You can catch up on the @KnotYoGrandma Instagram (who WOULDN'T want to miss two mustached pieces of crap posing in front of famous European monuments? Certainly not I).

We had fun, too. Paris really is beautiful, and the Warner Brothers Harry Potter Studio Tour really is superb. London is...like the US. Except old. And people advise you to "fag it in the bin" instead of "throw it in the trash."

Michael takes a stroll through Marie Antoinette's domain.

Underneath the Arc de Triomph.

It rained every day we were there...in May.

Hogwarts!

The Hogwarts Bridge! Or at least what was left after Neville blew it up.

I am definitely excited for our next trip so that I can crochet some more European poo representatives (Señor Poo, anyone?)