December 9th 1999
No. 436

pants: WHO STOLE THE BABY JESUS?
pants: IT WAS THERE IN MY LAWN DISPLAY!!!!!! WRAPPED IN SWADDLING CLOTHES
spigot: IT'S RIGHT THERE YOU IDIOT
pants: WHAT???????? WHERE???????????
spigot: I REPLACED IT WITH BABY DOG SHIT!!!!!!!
pants: WELL IT IS OUR LORD AND WE SHOULD BOW BEFORE IT EVEN IF IT IS A COIL OF POO
spigot: SQUIRRRRRSH
pants: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH