All you need is tons of caution tape. (You don't have to make dresses out of it, like these intrepid ladies — just wrap it around yourself.)
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Self-absorbed.

For best effect, buy a bunch of sponges and stick them all over yourself. Or you could carry one, like this lady. Or you could just be super-narcissistic and a bad listener, as usual.
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