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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Government Paper Shredders

If you listen closely, you can hear the drone of hundreds of paper shredders hard at work in Washington and other government offices around the country and indeed, around the world.

The Obama Administration is looking for a few good paper shredders to close out the last days. There are a handful of chores left to be accomplished and we wouldn't want to leave any evidence of malfeasance lying around for Trump to discover.

For those Snowflakes among you who are averse to books and reading, a paper shredder is a mechanical device used to cut paper into chad, typically either strips or fine particles. Government organizations, businesses, and private individuals use shredders to destroy private, confidential, or otherwise sensitive documents that might prove the user was a traitor to his country and responsible for numerous crimes dating back at least to 2008.