#32.
I'm not always the most interesting man in the world……
But when I'm not.
Other people are.

http://www.tube8.com simon phoenix

FAIL

jnlk

,k.m

Tuff Guy

Hugh Hefner >

Texasks

False statement, Hefner has to deal with dumb blonde bitches all day. this dude is out tagging tiger for scientific research and flying jets. Hefner is not even on his level

jared

#26 The only hand that has ever gotten this close to this neck is this hand!

SkyVader

I don't always fuck around, but when I do……I don't fuck around.

http://www.tube8.com simon phoenix

NOW . that's funny right there!

Chivalrous

I don't always fuck around. But when I fuck around, I don't fuck around.

LuvH8fulChix

#32 Not a word or I'll pull them completely off.

bangsbox

this guy makes my want to move to russia

election rigging

are you susceptible to all propaganda? you would probably vote for him too…

qwertz

Lol, like in Florida on George 'Double-U's first election?

obobo

no you dont

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Seriously Chive, you might want to look a little in to the man you choose to glamorize here. He's an evil bastard piece of shit and you act like panty-moistened sorority girls over him?

Nice.

SenatorBurns!

You're stupid.

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

Ooh. Burn

Mike

NO you're stupid.

Brutal Deluxe

Guys, please stop arguing. You can both be stupid.

Mike

Right on with your analysis.

Lowrent75

No shit…If people looked a bit deeper you can easily find the articles that show he has a squad of people setting up these very staged events to make him look bad ass. The dive where he pulls out a perfectly preserved 2000 year old artifact. Please.

Well of course he is an evil bastard he is a former president, kinda comes with the work. You cant fucking sit on your high horse and jump on everyone that does something you dont agree with, you probably dont call any1 out for having an ipod and Steve Jobs was a huge asshole .

thepoopsmith

Umm he's former KGB, so thats a little more of why he is evil.

Lev

he's no different than US gov…The elite is the same all﻿ over the planet.Don't be so naive..

dirtysteve99

the fuck it is, you might want to read up on Russian Democracy.

...

and you might want to read up
…any topic would do for starters

dirtysteve99

don't need to son, you on the other hand…

dpr

That statement is just completely untrue. You can throw the world "elite" around like it equals evil automatically, but it simply doesn't. I will never, ever vote for Obama, but Obama is not evil, I just disagree with him. Putin, on the other hand, is corrupt through and through and these are publicity stunt photos that are being republished, further hurting Russians most of all.

Sarex

You may say what ever you want about him, but the fact is he pulled Russia out of debt and is making it a super power it once was. So whatever bad things he has done are up for debate, but the good things, you can't argue with.

dirtysteve99

You go, Russian mouthpiece. The 'superpower' Russian once was? you mean the menace to it's neighbours.

Dan

yeah Russia is the menace to its neighbours.but 'merica does all the good in the world.like they do in the middle east…helping out arab people out of pure kindness…stop being so narrow minded people

dirtysteve99

I didn't mention America once. I'm not American either.

j22

Wait… Russia matters again?

qwertz

Every time they taking out their strategic bombers for simple flight for fun or when they're taking some of their nuclear fleet to visit Venezuela, America starts to yap about it. No, they doesn't matter. At all.

Joe

he didnt start World War 3 so hes ok in my book!

http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

For you chuckleheads that are trying to defend this post, comparing him to Steve Jobs or "any president" or the US Gov, please compile a list of all the posts on the Chive that call out those topics as the coolest bestest super-dy duperist thing evers.

You clearly have no idea what's going on here. Any decently informed person knows Putin is manipulative, and the real power in Russia, even when he's supposed to be PM!

The point here is just that he goes out and does things most people will never do, and in a I-don't-care-what-you-think manner that is completely opposite of western politicians and world leaders, especially here in the US.

Yes, he's not an admirable leader in the way he wants to control Russia and government, but it doesn't mean he isn't utterly an iconic figure that won't be soon forgotten.

dbolusaf

WTF…

Rose3191

There are going to be SO many 'In soviet Russia……..' jokes

thepoopsmith

In soviet russia, putin used to shoot you in the head if you didnt agree with the government… wait that one wasnt very funny.

If I remember right, the guy on the left is the president of the Night Wolves MC

iguessthisdreamisforme

I understand Russia considers him a sex symbol….

Aggieclassof11

My girlfriend is Ukrainian and he really is a national hero

JDB

They must have a Fox News over there too.

fabio

Yeah of course is a national hero.
It's called: brain washing.

Rolis

evidence accepted as proof, and he IS the most interesting former KGB agent in the world, he can be my pal any day, and yes i would put that on my resume

tabudddy

#13 Title of book "Why Capitalism Works"

Basho

"Bunga Bunga Party"

fabio

I'm Italian.
Sorry world for him.

DOUGGIE

interesting, was he riding with his local 81

Herp Derp

And we have Obama… fuck.

the most mundane man in the world.

http://www.facebook.com/juanmcantu Juan Manuel Cantu Leija

and George Bush father and son…..
the most stupid mens in the world rule the most power country of the world

uga1

you really drove home a point misspelling men*, dumbass

La Migra

I'd like to some identification, Jose

j22

Well…. They DO have their similarities…

loso

put him in a room with mike tyson and say

only one of you comes out

Verbal_Kint

Unless he landed a VERY lucky shot, I can guarantee you it wouldn't me mike opening the door…

hMMMM

so in a sense, you're saying you'd rather fight Putin than Tyson? I beg to differ….

Verbal_Kint

I'm not sure quite how you came to that conclusion. What i was saying specifically, is that Putin would fuck Tyson up very bad UNLESS Tyson landed a very lucky shot.

cus d'amato

tyson would kill him AND eat him

project_2501

…and his children.

Mike T

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.

ss396maxx

Maybe he would be a badass if 75% of the stunts he pulls weren't setup and or staged.

Aggieclassof11

But even if they weren't staged, they would be, because if he asks you to let him come along, you damn well better put on a good show.

SenatorBurns!

Even if this claim was true, the fact he's done 25% of them legitimately is way more badass than you will likely ever be…

Lowrent75

Not likely. He was a bad ass KGB agent which is something but all of his PR is fake.

j22

Why do you admire this guy? And "badass KGB agent"? You have been watching too many movies. Most of these guys were like our own gov agents. Paper pushing people with petty power who felt good about themselves. Although, I'm sure they had their share of being badass while kicking some unarmed civilian ass.

Texasks

umm he restored russia as a energy superpower, is credited with bringing political stability and re-establishing the rule of law in the country.And He successfully restored the territorial integrity of Russia in the Second Chechen War. Sure he prolly had to step on some toes to do it but you have to respect him

xXbeermonkeyXx

#10 putin never falls, he just hovers 2ft from the ground

paul

That man is now dead

Anonymous

#13 Silvio: hahaha, then I told her: “I will call you tomorrow” – Putin: “haha you naughty man are naughty”.

Engage

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