freak7: Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

I happen to know, based on thousands of Zimmerman threads, that 911 is not only no authority but it is perfectly legal to ignore them outright. I can then feel secure in knowing that lying to them means nothing.

freak7:Just like the Trayvon case, you can't stand the facts getting in the way of your wild ass speculation.

So, you think it actually is true that Zimmerman will sleep with you? Because that's the only thing I made a comment on, which makes your reply say quite a bit. Still, as much as you might think it is true, I still say Zimmerman, as odd as he is, has higher standards and isn't going to sleep with you.

freak7:1. Shellie claimed that George punched her father in the face and that he had a "mark" and that it looked like his nose was broken. The police found no indication that the father had been struck. The father also declined in pressing charges for this phantom assault.

2. Shellie was on the phone with 911 when the police arrived on scene. She told the operator that the police were there and that George was in his car. The police say that George was standing on the lawn when they arrived.

3. Shellie claimed in the 911 call that George had his hand on his gun and was patting it, daring her to come closer. No gun was found on George. She then changed her story to say that she never saw a gun.

Somebody is going to jail, and it isn't George. Lying to 911 when on probation for lying to a judge is pretty farking stupid.

cameroncrazy1984:Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

HindiDiscoMonster:The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: HindiDiscoMonster: The more you eat the more you fart: Goddam...you guys SMELL that?!

eat some apples and cinnamon applesauce or similar... they when you fart it will be in tune with the season.

Thats a great idea.

Since the smokehouse almonds made my farts smell like a campfire, a little apple and cinnamon will add a nice seasonal twang to the hang time.

wait... better idea... apples and cinnamon oatmeal, and put some real maple syrup in it... that will make it not only thick but sweet on the hang.

Yes! And the oatmeal will add some bass...it'll go from the "rrrRRRIIIP!" kind to one of those "POP! POP! POP!" types too.

aaah another commonsewer like myself...

Indeed. My favorites are the ones i call the rumbling zippers. They start off deep and full of bass...put pick up velocity as they go and end with a nice up-swept note followed by a squeak.

My worst was absolutely silent, but cleared the apartment.My funniest was one that started as a pop,pop,pop, then led into a rubble, and finally a high pitched squeek.. twice (the squeek).

The popping ones are usually when seated on a hard surface.

The finishing high squeak is definitely hilarious...but i prefer a finishing squeak with just a momentary loud POP right at the end.

My worst was in the shower. It easily and completely over powered the shower gel, and even the CAT kinda looked at me with an odd look and trotted out the room and sneezed.

God-is-a-Taco:MFAWG:No, I just think you should be able to walk down the street without worrying about some guy chasing you and shooting you.

That's all I want, really.

[Location: Seattle ]

Do the daily murders between people, often black, in the poorer regions of the US offend you that much? Or is there just not enough of an emotional investment since you can't feel empowered by taking The Man down a few pegs?

Which dangerous area do you live in, anyway?Location: Seattle

Oh, one of those people. Don't worry, I respect your crusade of anti-racism from your white neighborhood with the occasional Asian.

"No! No! I live on that one street with all the people of color because I can't stand the sterile, safe neighborhoods full of racist white people and I love the vim and vigor and life that only the poor, crime-ridden ghettos can provide! Also, I don't even own a TV!"

Typical thug. He's lucky Zimmerman didn't protect himself. Father in law probably has pictures on Facebook doing gang signs and I BET he smoked weed sometime in his past.

I bet it was the weed that caused all of this. Who cares about some unarmed kid getting shot if there is some chance of the weed. You hit it on the head and all these dopes should be shotgunned straight to the joint.

I need to take Nabb1 off my ignore list. I'm missing too much funny and I don't even remember how s/he got on it.

IIRC, you said you had him favorited as "terrified white man" a while back. That might have something to do with it.

HAHAHA must have been a rape or divorce thread ;)

I should make notes though. I have a like three people farkied. You are Pillow Fight.

We had a virtual pillow fight?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER??????? *sobs*

I'm gin you ignorant slut.

Oh. Yes - gin. Of course. How are you these days? We sure had alot of fun, didn't we? You know, I kept meaning to call you, but I lost your number and we never seem to cross paths. You look good, though. Really good.

cameroncrazy1984:Benevolent Misanthrope: cameroncrazy1984: Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

cameroncrazy1984:Weatherkiss: If only we had a justice system that convicted criminals based on speculation, anecdotal evidence, and personal opinion delivered by internet lawyers none of this would have happened.

You're right, the evidence totally pointed to Trayvon starting the fight. Right? Hey, where are you going?

To get some popcorn for this thread.

/they were both assholes who could have easily avoided the situation to begin with