Those of you who know me, know that I am more than a little accident prone. Those of you who don't...feel free to laugh at the following.

So as I'm sorting through my 200 pounds of unsorted LEGO...yes I know but I lack the motivation to sort it. I'd pay someone to, if I had the ready cash and the volunteer..but I digress. So I slip the parts I need into my pocket as I'm picking up the disaster it creates and promptly forgot I did...so add jab in the hips to the ever growing list of brick injuries I have suffered.

List:stepped on a shark...LEGO fins CUT feetcountless broken nailsforget trying to keep a nice manicure and polish when you are building or sorting or tearing downI got a blood blister under my thumb taking apart a long stack of 1x1 plates which popped and got blood all over the platesDiagon Alley fell off its shelf and hit me in the head...I was dizzy for several minutespaper cuts from opening boxes

One injury that was remarkably gruesome is when I tripped and fell on a fire truck bed (I don't remember what set it was, I'll try to BL it in a bit) and the hitch stabbed into my knee, breaking the skin and leaving a thick river of blood running down my leg by the time I noticed.

My teeth have really suffered as a result of missing my brick separator for around a month. I bite my nails, so no injuries in that regard, though it is always annoying to stop on the random lego piece.

Much the same as others, I've experienced my share of sore fingernails and teeth from prying elements apart, and of course the inevitable agony of stepping on a wayward brick. Also an occasional papercut from sliding my finger under the flap of a box as I opened a new set. Nothing serious though.

I'm waiting for Mark to own up to the blistered and bleeding fingertips he must have from building/disassembling/building at such ridiculous speeds. Not to mention the mental breakdowns from the accompanying endless sorting that such a lifestyle requires.