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Does your 'parent sex' look a bit like this?

You know the kind... you've got a few mins if you're lucky and are on constant alert in case a little person comes to find you...

Ah, the joys of sex once you've got little ones, eh? Doing it as quickly as possible in a sneaky 5 minutes when the kids are engrossed in an episode of Paw Patrol, stopping at crucial moments because you're convinced you heard the pad of little feet edging closer to your bedroom.

And far from having ANY time at all to prepare for some hot loving with some sexy undies and all that jazz, it's quite positively a major stroke of luck if you don't have 4 days worth of stubble....

We reckon all most parents out there will relate to the 'parent sex' phenomenon (there were lots of nodding heads at MFM HQ when this story came up), so it's no wonder Constance Hall's Facebook post all about her very own PS has been liked more than 91,000 times and shared almost 23,500 times.

It's because, quite frankly, it's hilarious, honest and - let's face it - we've all had this experience at one time or another, right?

Here's the post in full:

We had "parent sex" yesterday. You know what parent sex is, it's that 3.5 minutes you get in between changing nappies...