3 words game (new)

So I was checking out some old threads for fun (yes, I have no life) and stumbled upon this hilarious thread. Now, I think it would be time for a new one, to see what the new Dinkers are really made of (and to see staff screaming at us)! So, we'll all post three words and try to continue the sentences. Here we go:

(EDIT: I found a board glitch - When it says to wait 30 seconds to post again, you don't have to wait, you just have to press submit two times. One when you post, and another time when it says to wait!)