Creepy/Delicious Life-Size Dexter Cake

To celebrate the last season of Dexter, Fox commissioned Miss Cakehead and Annabel of Conjurer’s Kitchen to make a life-size Dexter cake. It looks GOOD. Yeah, partly because Dexter be a good-ass lookin’ dude, but mostly because, c’mon: it’s cake! I never met a cake I didn’t like. Not even that stale cake I found sitting on a bench at the bus stop. Sure, I found a rusty metal file baked in there, but do you think that stopped me from finishing it off? No. But now that you mention it, I probably should get a tetanus shot.