The dumbest, most ignorant, most outrageous quotes ever uttered by liberal Democrats.

“I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.” – Sheryl Crow on her top priorities

“In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” – Joe Biden on multicultural communities

“Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday?” – Joy Behar on political correctness

“I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?” – Then Senator Barack Obama on geography

“Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.” – Rep. Nancy Pelosi on a nation with 307 million people

“African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.” – Bill Clinton the habits of different races.

“The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.” – Joe Biden on counting

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I’m still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.” – Sen. Barbara Boxer on the thoughts of the dead

“A zebra does not change its spots.” – VP. Al Gore on zoology

“But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.” – Nancy Pelosi’s funniest quote

“Come on! I just answered, like, eight questions!” Obama being overworked by reporters

“I bowled a 129. It’s like- It was like the Special Olympics.” Obama making fun of an organization for people with Down Syndrome

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” Biden pointing out that African Americans are not articulate

“The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.” Obama on a region plaguing itself

“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30% chance we’re going to get it wrong.” Biden on statistics

“This is my last election. After my election, I have more flexibility.” Obama putting politics before his country to President Medvedev of Russia

“What you have is Mitt Romney running around the country saying ‘Well, you know, my wife tells me that what women really care about are economic issues, and when I listen to my wife, that’s what I’m hearing.’ Guess what? His wife has actually never worked a day in her life.” DNC and Obama adviser Hilary Rosen attacking motherhood

“Well, I haven’t seen the records. I haven’t seen Hilary Rosen; I personally know three Hilary Rosen’s, so I don’t know that this Hilary Rosen is the one we’re talking about.” White House Press Secretary Jay Carney blatantly lying to reporters

“Many of my students don’t know that I’m second lady of the United States… because, you know, it’s a community college.” Second Lady Jill Biden saying that community college students are less informed

“The private sector is doing fine.” – Obama as 23 million Americans are out of work

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” – Al Gore

“I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that’s what he needs.” – Wanda Skyes shows her caring nature towards Rush Limbaugh

“If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate.” – Former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry

“We’d like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles.” – Former Arizona Governer Wesley Bolin

“Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again” – Sen. Chris Dodd, on the campaign trail

“The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.” – Former California Governer Jerry Brown

“If a young fella has an option of having a decent career or joining the army to fight in Iraq, you can bet your life that he would not be in Iraq.” – Congressman Charlie Rangel on the troops who fight to keep us safe

“It probably wouldn’t be good for our economy for a bunch of these jobs to come back because, there’s no way that people could be getting paid a living wage on some of these jobs — at least in order to be competitive in an international setting.” – President Barack Obama on outsourced jobs

“But resist we much. We must, and we will much- about that- be committed.” – Al Sharpton during a teleprompter malfunction

“If you’ve got a business, you didn’t build that! Someone else made that happen!” – Obama’s view on entreprenuers and small business.

“The USSR was not communism, it was bureaucratic capitalism.” – Occupy Wall Street protester trying to convice a former USSR citizen that it was a failed capitalist nation.

“I don’t know the facts of when Joe Soptic’s wife got sick or when she died.” Obama campaign deputy adviser Stephanie Cutter before a telephone conference reveals that she completely knew when Mrs. Soptic got sick and died, also revealing that she lied about her connection to the Priorities USA Super PAC.

“And Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for.” – President Obama possibly being sarcastic

“President Obamaaa, with the AUTO RESCUE, ya know he SAAAVED more than 1 MILLion Ameerican JOBS! But it wasn’t just Michigan! Hey hey hey! In COLORADO!… ALL ACROSS AMERICAAAA! WHY!?!?!!?!? (Punches air four times)” – A presumably intoxicated Jennifer Granholm at the Democratic National Conventioon

“Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do.” – Joe Biden making a shocking confession during a speech

“My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don’t have that too often.” – Chris Matthews after hearing a speech from Barack Obama

“Keep Obama in President!” – The original Obama Phone lady using her outstanding grammar

“There’s never been A day in the last four years I’ve been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.” – Joe Biden on Barack Obama

“I’m so glad we had that storm last week.” – Chris Matthews on Hurricane Sandy, a storm that killed at least ninety people

“First of all, give an honor to God and our lord and savior Barack Obama!” – Jamie Foxx on President Obama

“Everything he’s done is clean as a whistle. He’s never not only broken any law, he’s never done anything wrong.” – Chris Matthews on President Obama, apparently unaware of the fact that Obama smoked pot in high school

“I mean, when you think about it, it’s ‘bombs bursting in air,’ ‘rocket’s red glare,’ it’s all kinds of — you know a lot of national anthems are that way, too — all kinds of military jargon, and the land — there’s only one phrase ‘the land of the free,’ which is kind of nice, and ‘the home of the brave?’ I don’t know….Are we the only ones who are brave on the planet? I mean, all the brave people live here I mean, it’s just stupid, I think. I’m embarrassed, I’m embarrassed every time I hear it.” – Former CNN and MSNBC anchor, Bill Press on our national anthem

“In about 18 months from now, hopefully [gubernatorial candidate Vincent Sheheen] will have sent Nikki Haley back to wherever the hell she came from!” – South Carolina Democratic Party chair Dick Harpootlian making a racial remark about his American-born Indian governor

“I forgot he [Barack Obama] was black tonight for an hour.”— Chris Matthews

“This tornado is in Oklahoma so clearly it has been ordered to only target conservatives.” – Daily Show creator Lizz Winstead on a tornado that devastated Moore, Oklahoma