A lot of you will probably kill me for this, but I just started playing the Kingdom Hearts games yesterday. A friend insisted that I borrow it. I am not sure about it yet, because I'm not that far into it, but I have a feeling I will like it. As Cerani knows, I am a puppy that is lost to the world, sheltered from the beauties of this land (especially the culinary, video game, and motion picture beauties), and know ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

So for those of you that are just like, "OMGWTFROTFbNL,(Try saying that five times fast. By the way, that means, 'Oh my gods, what the eff, rolling on the floor, but not laughing.')YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS YOU IDIOT, ITS THE GREATEST THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN BESTOWED UPON US BY THE GODS!", let the murdering of me begin!

And, if for some reason you don't wish to murder me, this will change your mind.

Oh god, that was the worst. x-x Wait, Cerani. You have to specify that she is in her Dragon form. The battle before that was a piece of cake. Dragon Maleficent is the one that takes forever, especially with the strategy I used. ^ ^;;

. . . I would say both and then say I usually died in the first 3 minutes of fighting her dragon form. Or maybe I was exaggerating and it really felt like three to five hours because I died at least sixteen times the first battle through.

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It took a while for me to get the timing right. Plus, I was a bit pressured to finish the battle as I was not at my own home and my mom was coming to pick me up, so I never got to finish the battle with the dragon.

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Hercules, Cloud (jumpy as hell fighting this guy, especially in the real Colosseum battle with him, before Hercules), and Ursula. Hated that giant bitch . . . with a fucking passion. My favorite, however, has to be the the fight in Neverland against Captain Hook. Never knew how much I loved to fly until that battle. ^.^

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For the second battle against Riku, Counterattack was a must, too. Otherwise, it was over. I didn't use Aero at all. Waste of MP that could be used for Cure. You don't need Aero. It probably helps, but once I got the hang of Counterattack (which I had never used prior), things turned out great.

Besides Maleficent, she was the longest of my battles ever, even considering the battles I had with Riku. What it really was was having to wait on her to stop sucking in water so she could bite us, or stop using that magic thing that I don't know the name of that would follow you and hit unless you used mermaid kick, or using that Thundaga-like magic that would hit all around her and force me to swim away and try to revive Donald and Goofy at least a dozen times each time I fought her!!

It was the most annoying fucking battle ever. >.> And don't get me started on what's-his-name in KH2 with the seven spears. I still haven't beaten that guy. Ugh.

_________________"We must no more ask whether the soul and body are one than ask whether the wax and the figure impressed on it are one."