taking it all back

Last year a few of my detractors crawled out from under their rocks and instead of emailing me their venom, they chose to post them in my comments. Which is all fine and good, I WRITE CRAP ON THE INTERNET for my own amusement and not everyone is going to love me.

I KNOW, shocking.

But then when someone wanders over on Boxing Day – clearly after spending the Christmas period alone and bitter – and abuses me, my child and then threatens to shoot my husband it is just not fucking funny anymore.

ESPECIALLY when after a little googling by one of my friends discovers his home address and phone number (really fucking stupid idea to have your full name as your hotmail account Robert) he then wanders over to some of my friends blogs to abuse me in THEIR comments or feign innocence and that there is an evil faker going about pretending to be him.

With the same email and IP.

Few sausages short of a ‘fat moll ugly cunt’ aren’t you Robert?

Anyway, it got me thinking. This is fucking bullshit.

My workplace is fucking bullshit.

People that just want to pretend that I am fine and the strokes were nothing more than an excuse to take some time off and walk down stairs funny are fucking bullshit.

Trying to please everyone that lands here is fucking bullshit.

I am taking my blog back, I am writing what I want, when I want with as much fucking swearing as I fucking want and if I decide to delete your comment because you have nothing CONSTRUCTIVE to say, I fucking will. I still stand by my policy of not deleting anyone who disagrees with me or even wants to let me know they don’t particularly care for me, but fuckers like Robert can suck my imaginary flaccid male appendage.

as an aside: the previous post was NOT about the GOMI forum and my blog being snarked about for like TWO SECONDS by people that clearly have either never read my blog so had no fucking clue, bitches that have been abusing me in my comments/email for ages and didn’t get the acknowledgement that they thought they deserved, or actually had something to say but in a snarky way (the latter I am taking on board and may address in the future. If I feel like it. See previous paragraph)

but it COULD be about someone who I know is on that forum. OR NOT.

I am taking my working life back, I will do what I can to the best of my ability and I will not apologise. I have the law AND their doctors on my side. They can play all the mind games they want they will not break me.

Again.

As much.

I am taking my life back, I will only do things that make me happy and are worthwhile so looks like the boys of the house will be peeing outside cause scrubbing piss off the floor and walls didn’t make the cut. NOTE TO SELF: Buy a lemon tree or get plumbing installed in the cubby house.

This is not one of those ‘year of me’ posts. God knows I have tried and failed at that shit – see last year – I am just not going to take anyones bullshit any more – see the previous post for a taste – and if I have to scream from the rooftops I fucking well will.

Good for you. I’m all for debate, but outright abuse doesn’t need to be tolerated by anyone, regardless of whether or not you put yourself out there. I looked at that post, and think you handled it well.

It’s not going to be good…it’s going to be fucking awesome! People who aren’t afraid to say fuck are my favourite kind of people. I was first drawn to your blog because of your love of the word fuck. Keep rocking it and for every douchehog there will 100 amazeballs people who love you, fucks and all.

I recently deleted an IG pic because it offended someone. I got a flurry of DMs from this person who has now lost all respect for me and apparently it’s because of people like me that she feels she can’t leave her own house. WTF.

I am not laughing at you. The original comment I made here stated I was upset with deleting something I didn’t have a problem with and I will no longer do that. I also didn’t do or say any of the things you accuse me of. I wish you well! Let it go.

P.S Sorry Kelley that this is on your fabulous post, feel free to delete it!

Loving the strength in your words beautiful lady.
So good to read that you are taking control and taking it ALL back.
I know it will be good because doing what makes you happy can only bring good.More power to you.x

Be a good girl. We are told. So we be good. And expect that as a result of our goodness something good will come our way. A cookie for eg. And decades pass and there is no chookie. There will never be a cookie. And we have to say fuck this shit. There’s no cookie. I’m not being good any more. I’m being me.

Wow – I just thought I had better find out what the hell GOMI was before I actually commented here in case I had no idea what I was talking about. I could spent hours on there and still not have a fucking clue what motivates people to post shit like that.

Yay, good on you for taking back control! On another note, seeing how you have this idjit’s details, why not drop a little complaint into the boys in blue coz I’m sure threatening to shoot someone’s husband via the internet is illegal these days….. 😉

I always liked you best when you were feisty and cussing. Reminds me of me. And Robert, well I hope something smelly and green starts oozing out of an orifice of his. Preferably an orifice located on his lower half. Jerkface arsehole.

Kelley, I second (or eighty-fourth!) what everyone else has said – if you have this guys details, forward them on to the boys in blue. Threats need to be taken seriously, even when typed by a sad little man in a dark room.

Fuck yeah! Fuck them! Fuck it! Fuck you! hang on… I got a little excited and tried to combine *fuck* with *yay* and *you* and looks like it didnt’ work out too well. I also got my cheerleading on but i’m far too clumsy for that so I’m just going to slowly put my pom-poms down and walk away and go do something less dangerous. My point is, I think you are fuckign awesome! And the trolls are probably just jealous that you have a much bigger readership and better sponsorship than they ever will.

You know, offhand I don’t know what Austrailian law is, or whether this loser Robert even lives in Australia, but here what he did would be considered a “terrorist” threat, and you could copy it, give it to the local police, and they could determine if there was something called “Time, Place, and Manner” to where the threat could be considered credible (eg he was knowledgeable/near as to where you live and could technically carry out his threat) and Robert could get into a LOT of trouble.