Dear diary, I tried throwing rock and poking him with a stick but he just ignores me. He’s been like this all winter. Even that one time when I started a fire and burned all those CDs of his favorite band in front of him.

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@Chris: Just a quick piece of advice, when you talk about destroying CDs using fire, you’re best off using the word ‘incinerate.’ Since ‘burning’ CDs has a completely different meaning than when you typically use the word burn, it can be a little confusing.