Most actors live in apartments, or at least hotel suites, while on set. But not Pattinson: "I've settled there now. It would take about three weeks for me to gather all my belongings. I don't let the maids in. I don't even pull the duvet down now because I don't want to see what's underneath."There are always fans waiting outside the hotel but he tries not to think about the phenomenal level of fame he's reached in north America; he says he'd go mad if he did. So he tries to disguise himself: "But instead I'm just getting more and more conspicuous; I'm wearing two hoods, a hat and sunglasses, which kind of stands out in the middle of the night. So I'm learning to sprint."At times Pattinson sounds grown-up, but he also lapses into adolescent silliness. Ask if he has a fake hotel name and the giggling starts: "I was Clive Handjob in Paris. Everyone in the hotel called me 'Monsieur Handjob'. That was good, cheap fun."

OF COURSE!!! How did I never assume the link? Alice Clayton named the infamous cat in Wallbanger, Clive, after Rob's infamous joke. Rob and his crazy names for self. I'm sure I would have caught on if the cat's name was Spunk Ransom. ;) I love that we know this little secret that the average reader won't know when they check out the story. Robsession lives on!

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this isn't a caption lol. thanks tink for the reminder about clive, i was thinking i remember clive, who was he? and of course he was bella's cat! in the fan fic, clive had his own pov at the end, he watched over 'the feeder and the tall one' awww. does anyone know if its in the new book? lyn, you got to the end yet? :)

Your Highness, finally i'm so honoured to meet you. All the screaming and worshipping from women of all ages around the world is beyond phenomenon. You're one of a kind!.... an enigma.... Please tell me your secret? Rob: What secret? Ain't no secret at all, Im playing Edward Cullen, the hottest vampire in the world.

Hey Rob, Rob: oh hi I am RobsfantasticRob: what? Who? R.o.b.s.f.a.n.t.a.s.t.i.c.Rob: SECURITY!!!!!As I am been hauled away I yellED......ROBSESSED....THIS IS FOR YOU....SONJA, JEN, LYNN, MEZZ, LEAH, MARIA OH SHIT THERE'S TWO?... Nuzz............................Vic..........kie..... simooooone.....oliv......oh what the heck it for all you bitches!!! Now do you all believe me when I say he was gonna drive me crazy one day.

"Mr. Pattinson, my wife's a huge fan of yours!!! I just want to take this opportunity to shake your hand in thanks...for you see, your the reason she started reading fanfiction. And because of that, I have greatly benefitted - our sex life has completely turned around..."

Curious as to why, in England, you use the word "flies" (plural) vs. fly, like we do here in the U.S., when referring to a guy's zipper on his pants. I noticed when reading MotU, Icy (now FSoG/E.L. James) used the same term. Usually guys only have one zipper to thier pants so one would think, it would remain singular with the term fly/flies.

Good question.... I think its mainly cause instead of saying your "fly is" undone, (very posh, ladedah, lol) , we turn it into one word, hence your "flies undone" Probably not grammatically correct ... But its just the way I've always done it.... Poss more of a northern thing than a southern one. Cause in fact thinking about it, if my zipper was bust I'd say My flies broken (ie my fly is broken) as opposed to My fly is broken. Altho strictly speaking the "fly" is actually the cover of the zip & not the actual zip but I think people term "the zipper" nowadays as "the fly" & see the zipper as a two piece thing...hence flies. Anyone else in UK got anymore thoughts on this....be glad to hear em ;-D

You got it right there Mel and we do tend to shorten lots of words making them into one so that was a good explanation there - and especially here up North we really do shorten sentences and my family in USA are always trying to understand our way of speaking - ie "shut the door" becomes "shut'door" and "my dinner" comes out as "M'dinner" - it drives my cousins's DH mad LOL

Guy say, "Mr. Pattinson I saw you in Cosmopolis and I saw how you let the big brother comfort you. I am in love with you. Let me be there for you ." Rob replies, "You do know it was just a move, Right?"

Big guy: I got your back Mr. Pattinson, No one will touch these soft, smooth hands or any other part of you." Rob. "Whoa big guy you or no one else can have my back and my front belongs to Kristen. Uh, Where's Dean when I need him."

On the other hand, 'flies' is defined in the acting world (in theater) as the space over the stage (out of view of the audience) used to store scenery (drop curtains). I think you can extrapolate with that definition in a way that would make 'flies' accurate. :-)

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