Couple Caught Having Sex on Restaurant Table -- In Front of Little Kids!

Having worked in the restaurant industry for many years, I cannot begin to tell you the amount of weird things I've seen or had requested of me.

Some of them were gross -- the same side of the booth couple who decided that a little down and dirty under the table was a good idea, the parent who wanted me to pick carrots out of soup because his kid didn't like them (note to parents: you don't want your server digging around in your soup -- that stuff's premade).

The stories I could tell would make you gasp or cry, depending upon which I told, but nothing takes the cake quite like what a Florida couple decided was a good idea.

The couple, a studly dude named Jeremine Calo and his date, decided that what was for dinner was not on the menu -- it was time to get down and dirty. Now, there's nothing wrong with that, except that the duo decided that they should do it in the middle of a busy restaurant.

What makes matters even more disturbing is that the couple decided to have sex in the middle of a restaurant on a table in front of minor children.

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The outrageously furious manager of the Irish themed restaurant called Paddy Murphy's in Baldwin Park, Florida, whose website boasts "live entertainment," was certainly not amused by this form of "live entertainment."

When the manager approached the table, telling the couple to compose themselves, pay the check, or the police would be called, the very decent man informed him that they would not, in fact, stop having sex, because his date wasn't "finished" yet.

Parents were understandably outraged to note that the couple had been fornicating in front of their children. Sex ed is important, but this is one of those things that's better left to discuss in the comfort of one's own home. I've had the sex talk with my kids -- it's not pleasant, but it certainly beats, "Mommy, what's that man doing to that woman?"

The virile dude began, of course, to fight with the manager about paying the bill, but shocked parents didn't want to make a statement, so the sex allegations are going to pass by unnoticed.

I know if I'd been there, I'd have happily filed the allegation -- there's no reason for that sort of behavior anywhere, especially in front of minor children.

Would you have made a statement if you and your family saw a couple having sex in the middle of a restaurant?