No ones bothered looking at my card when i've been a few times this season. Only time i got stopped and searched outside of going through the turn style was by the security around the trinity statue but he wasn't fussed about my wallet or membership card.. although my beard comb might have distracted him, looks a lot like a flick knife.

Theres just too many people to be this thorough, they're just trying to stop touts.

I'm delighted United have done this, i proudly wear rainbow laces and standing up for the LGBT community is something i believe firmly in. Football despite the bad press is often gets are often the hub of the community and if we can start teaching kids at the young age that we should accept all no matter what then it can only be a positive thing and i see this as a step in the right direction.

However positive this may be its still a damn shame/farce that United don't have a ladies team and seemingly don't want to introduce one. I think were possibly one of three clubs in the English top flight who don't have one, shameful really.

I get the impression from Jon's twitter feed that he actually quite like Alex finds him oddly endearing however i think up until a couple of months ago Jon firmly believed Alex didn't believe half the crap he spouted but it seems he's now firmly falling on the side of Alex believes every word of it... which makes him even more scary if he has the ear of the micro handed orange pussy grabber in chief.

He's a staggeringly good Footballer. Possibly one of my favourites outside of my own team, it's a shame he plays for a rival but he's always been a joy to watch.

I honestly think he controls time, you look at some of the positions he gets the ball in theres players around him yet he manages to move the ball and his body in such ways that defenders stop moving and he just drifts into the space. Brilliant.

Kid go's over halfpipe spine, leans too far forward steps off and rolls his ankle besides the board while his trailing leg still on board pushes the board down the ramp twisting his already rolled ankle and breaking it (horrible sound) meanwhile the board takes off down the ramp at a cunt ton of speed, unsuspecting skater turns and gets the lip of the board right on his chin breaking that and splitting it open in the process.

Was lucky enough to be on the front row on the same side as the camera about 20 yards from the corner flag, seeing this goal go in, hearing the shoot shouts and then the boom off his foot. Amazing, perfect.

Also giving Patrick Viera some shit while he was warming up was also quite fun.

I'm listening to Jones' show today to get a fuller picture of what he's about. I'm about an hour in, and I'd say at least half the runtime has been commercials (pre-recorded and live) for his bullshit supplements and emergency supplies. How does anyone even listen to this bullshit?

The major point so far is that the globalists are planning on assassinating Trump.

He's always going on about something going to shit then flogging a product that makes it all better again, amazingly. It must work too cause i've seen a few examples.

I'm pretty sure Trump is hiring globalists and members of the elite so i'm not sure why they would try and kill him, but i'm applying logic to it which of course is probably thought crime so i'll shut up.

And why do people listen to it, because they're either warped already, or they're a little bit down on their luck and too ignorant to understand that some of it is down to them so it's more convenient others and Alex simply plays on that paranoia and they relate and start to believe and become warped.. nice big circlejerk. I know i almost did after watching Zeitgeist for the first time.

There was a job once going local to me that I enquired about. Essentially it was put online becoming a 'in house' filmmaker for a mother who had a terminal illness, the job was outlined as you creating videos for her young daughter to view when she grows up. You would be supplied with a Macbook Pro, camera, software somewhere to stay for 5 days a week etc.

After enquiring more about the gig i received an email outline the FULL set of tasks, essentially you we're going to become a part time carer for the mother and child while making videos on the side. No training would be provided but you were essentially expected to go shopping, take the child to pre-school, clean and tidy the house, sometimes cook meals and god knows what else and on occasion take the child and mother to the park and shoot a few videos.

The worst part was they only supplied you with a fought-nightly amount, when i worked it out it was under national minimum wage per hour especially when you'd be expected to be a carer by day and editor by night.

Those fast expansive players will all grow together great if they had a manager/FA that doesn't insist on pep style keep-ball with Footballers incapable of playing it. I'd love to see us play on the counter using those fast forward, love it.

A player saying Jose is harder on the players than SAF was, doesn't mean Jose is about to be sacked. It also doesn't mean he has lost the dressing room. We have no idea what context the remarks were made, or if they even occurred at all.

I think you'll find whomever is leaking whatever to the press isn't likely to be speaking for all of his teammates but more himself and any close allies he has within the squad. Chances are this player either isn't playing or fears for his place. To me this sinks of a power play, much like the 'Carrick and Rooney visit LVG and tell him to change his style' They were made out to look like heroes yet the players didn't change shit, seems more like PR to me 'we're not at fault its the manager' They did the same with Moyes too. Suddenly a player(s) isn't happy with his situation, lets get Ducker on the phone and light a fire under Jose's arse.

Using Luke Shaw is a clever one, young english player who's just recovered from a horrible injury, Jose didn't even say his name when he criticised him, he just said he was out of position, hardly hanging him out to try as the Telegraph article wrote.

Even Gary Neville thinks it's ridiculous and i'd suspect he's quite close with the suspected source. Nothing to panic about though, i'm guessing the source will be out the door because Jose. United don't have any other options at the moment and once we manage to weed out the 'bad eggs' i think we'll see a better atmosphere.

Well, you have the targets there at the start. The Zodiac killer used that target in his messages. Slaughter was alive and in his teens around the time of the Zodiac. Is Slaughter the Zodiac and WWE are trying to tell us?

As for Show and Mayweather, maybe they're trying to tell us that match is as bad a murder.