Drunk Chick Escapes Death On Subway TracksChick falls off the platform onto the tracks just as a subway train is speeding into the terminal. No heroes here. Lucky for good brakes! (This is the one in the news!)

Chick Packing Heat For CongressWhere else but in the friendly state of Arizona could some chick run for Congress and ask that voters elect her based on
her ability to shoot an automatic rifle? Pretty scary!