BP Killed 40,000 Londoners - Obama

It`s official - BP is to be investigated by congress over a mysterious plague which killed over 40,000 Britains in 1655.
President Obama,after a quick chat with a mate and some small children ,has now laid the blame for the bubonic plague at the door of BP.
Apparently the initials are too much of a coincidence for Barrack.
Billie Piper is now thinking of changing her name for fear of association by initials.