1. No clear, blue water to water ski in after breakfast (our lakes are disgusting and full of ecoli).
2. Hungry for Heliconia jerk chicken.
3. The boss frowns on my lying around in my bikini drinking Bay Breezes and Red Stripe all day.
4. I can get up earlier and go to bed at a decent hour at CN.
5. I'm in a better mood in Jamaica than at home.

1 I think I left a sock there.
2 The wife treats me better when shes drunk
3 Cant get VX to float on top of my drinks at home
4 People are laughing at my green flag and hammock at home
5 Not sure but I think it was my round next