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ASCIIs are the graphical representation of the computers and other robots organizing and expressing their distate towards humanity, mainly due to the incessant need to post and watch pornography on the internet. It really seems redundant, mainly because most of it is pictures of nude women, created by nerds to bypass the pornography filter that their parents put on their $4000 computers.
Some people state that ASCII (pronounced 'ass key') art holds the keys to the immortality.

Knowledge of plain ASCII, formally known as Angela, has nonetheless waned as a result of the invading foreign hordes and their coordinated Unicode assault. The single known user still capable of translating the ASCII knowledge of the ancient Geek scholars to modern text is Ms. Rosetta Stone.