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Noobs for Noobs

The birth of your child - what a miracle! But then you bring the
little creature home and you realize that you have no idea what to
do with it. "Why didn't this thing come with an instruction
manual?" you cry out in vain. You try moving it up, down, up, down,
left, right, left, right...but where are the B and A buttons? Why
is it screaming? How do you get it to stop? And what, oh all that
is holy, is that horrid smell? STOP!!! Take a deep breath. You have
a copy of The Baby Owner's Manual, and everything is going
to be just fine.

Through step-by-step instructions and helpful schematic
diagrams, The Baby Owner’s Manual explores the
common concerns of every first-time parent: What’s the best
way to swaddle a baby? How can I make my newborn sleep through the
night? When should I bring the baby to a doctor for servicing?
Whatever your question, you’ll find the answer here -
courtesy of celebrated pediatrician Dr. Louis Borgenicht and his
son, Joe Borgenicht (also celebrated, in his own way). Together,
they provide plenty of useful advice for anyone who wants to learn
the basics of childcare. Because once you learn the basics, you can
then learn how to do the super combo moves. We have no idea what
that means, either.

Baby not included.

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