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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars2008-12-20 02:05:35

What?

What possessed you to make such an awful mess of a movie-tribute thing. All you did was take exact scenes and dialogue from the game, and repeat them in Ego's trademarked "angry-voice". This wasn't even clever at all, you just reused all the jokes and phrases from previous "Awesome" movies. I hope this isn't too discouraging, just please, PLEASE think about the next movie you make. It seems like you have some talent, just next time makes something more worthwhile.

Ok, let me review your review if I may. If you actually played BioShock or watched Awesome movies, you would know that what you have just stated is absolute nonsense.

In BioShock or any Awesome movie no one ever says, 'OMG could it be? A small syringe of Adam'.
In BioShock or any Awesome movie no one ever says, 'Whoop, Whoop whoop' *In the style of Zoidberg'
In BioShock the main character never even speaks, so all of the dialogue from the flash said by the main character was written by me and is not said in the game. The only bit of dialogue even close to being said in the flash which is said in the game, is when Peach Wilkins says, 'Now take this camera and photograph some splicers' and he says it very heavily paraphrased as well. ALL THE REST OF THE DIALOGUE WAS WRITTEN BY MYSELF AND IS BASED ON WHAT IS EITHER SAID OR HEAVILY IMPLIED WITH A STRONG SENSE OF AMBIGUITY IN THE GAME.

So you think that I took EXACT scenes from the game do you? Hmmmm ok, tell me exactly which part of the game, a Big Daddy actually impales you, punches you to the ground, then runs off extremely quickly doing a Zoidberg impression? .....Thought not.

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars2008-12-19 23:35:29

Not great...

It didn't really have a very 'Awesome' feel about it, but that first bit with the syringe was true.
"Yeah, we're in a strange half destroyed underwater city, just walking around...oh hey, a cool glowing syringe from the '60s, let's shove it into my arm and see what happens!" That bit in the game always made me think something like that. Better luck next time.