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Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Where You Got Your Last Tattoo!

Ian Fortey

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About This Quiz

Tattoos and Tacos is not the name of an awesome new reality show, but it should be. They're two of life's simple, great pleasures. A tattoo is a symbol of yourself made real. It represents a part of you, whether that's a deep part of your soul or just something you think looks totally badass. And a taco is a symbol of tasty goodness that represents an end to your hunger. You can never go wrong with tacos, and that's a fact. Like tattoos, they will be with you for as long as you want them to be. Never judging. Never leaving. Always reliable and wonderful.

Since tattoos and tacos are so inextricably linked, let's see if we can't dig a little bit deeper into the connection between them. If you build us your ultimate Taco Bell order, if you tell us which menu items are the ones you can't resist and which ones you can do without, then we will take all of that information and run it through our patented Tattoo Taco Analysis Machine and determine just where on your body you got your last tattoo. It sounds amazing but that's only because it is amazing. Grab a taco and take the quiz!

When you're deciding on a Taco Bell order, what's always the most important factor?

is it delicious?

Is it a good price?

Is it a good mix of taste, fun and spice?

Will it satisfy my hunger?

If you hit up Taco Bell for some late night eats, what one thing do you need to have?

Soft Tacos

Crunchy Tacos

Crunchwrap Supreme

Chalupa

Taco Bell likes to create some crazy menu items to get attention. Which one of these would you actually want to try?

Cheetos Burrito

Kit Kat Quesadilla

Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks

Naked Chicken Chalupa

You can really power through some tacos when you're hungry. What's the most number of soft tacos you could down in one sitting?

Two or three

Four or five

I can do 10, with no problem.

Six or seven

The shell that holds your taco is integral to a delicious experience. What shell is the best?

Soft Tortilla

Crunchy Tortilla

Doritos Locos Taco Shell

Gordita

You know what can make or break a taco? The perfect sauce. What sauce is the best?

Sour cream

Pico de Gallo

Chipotle

Guacamole

You can't go wrong with some nachos, and Taco Bell has a few different sauces for dipping them. Which do you like best?

You can't go wrong with cheese. Which cheese-filled delight is the one for you?

Cheesy Roll Up

Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

Cheese Quesadilla

Just because Taco Bell doesn't do French fries doesn't mean they haven't mastered the potato. What tater treat is best?

Cheesy Potato Griller

Grilled Breakfast Burrito Fiesta Potato

Spicy Potato Soft Taco

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

You have some choices to make when it comes to the protein in your taco. What do you want?

Seasoned Beef

Refried Beans

Steak

Chicken

If you're feeling like eating healthy, you can order from the vegetarian menu. What sounds like the best veggie option?

Cheese Quesadilla

Bean Burrito

7-Layer Burrito

Spicy Tostada

You can have tacos at any time of day, but what's the best time of day?

Dinner

Lunch

Late, late at night

Breakfast

A plain taco shell is fine, but why bother with that when there are fancy shells? Which one is the best?

Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco

Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

Black Jack Taco

Not every Taco Bell item is a winner. Which one of these was an atrocious mistake?

Seafood Salad

Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks

Black Jack Taco

Bell Beefer Sandwich

You're having the crew over and you need a Party Pack. What are you ordering for everyone?

Taco 12 Pack

Supreme Taco Party Pack

Grande Meal

Rolled Chicken Taco Party Pack

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