I just got word that Osbourn High School in Manassas is locked down. Stay tuned for more information…

UPDATE: The lockdown lasted for about 45 minutes and ended at 2:15PM. There was police activity in a neighboring apartment complex, and police were unsure whether they had detained all of the suspects in the incident. As a precautionary measure, the school went into lockdown until the incident was cleared. No staff or students were ever in danger.

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