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A hateful victim complex designed so that women in contemporary society can be sluts, princesses, or social justice warriors and if you openly disagree with their behavior or ideologies you are a raping pig cis misogynist.

The premise of feminism is that women are still horribly mistreated every day more so than men and that everything wrong with their lives is because the patriarchy. Because women have convinced themselves they are at a disadvantage, they have no shame in verbally harassing anyone who disagrees with them or silencing them altogether because the average feminist typically isn't capable of debating anything regarding feminism.

An excerpt from a debate of a man trying to reason with an advocate of Feminism.

John: "Mary, do you have any statistical evidence to back up your claim that men are more physically abusive than women?"

Mary: "Shut the fuck up John. You sexist white cis misogynist. I don't have to provide anything, you don't deserve it because you are such a hateful rapist pig."

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A movement that promotes special treatment for women under the guise of equality. Feminists will try to justify irresponsibility by demonizing men. They believe that women shouldn't have to be accountable for their actions under any circumstances, and that the responsibility falls to men.

Feminism: "Women need better treatment in prison, they get depressed when they can't see their children! They also get raped by their fellow inmates! Poor things!"
Logic: Thank Solomon, Gupta, Baby Jesus, that men don't get depressed or raped in prison! Women might need more sanitary towels in prison, that's about it. Also, I didn't mention this, but feminists also claim that the rules in female prisons are much more stringent that in male prisons. This can also be debunked logically seeing as a study conducted in 2008 concluded that on in every 18 men was incarcerated, while for women, it was 1 in 89. It makes sense that prisons with less inmates would have better control over them, kind of like how over crowed classrooms lead to children doing whatever the hell they want.

Feminism: "Domestic abuse nonsense"
Logic: So leave the relationship? No? You still love him? Why? He hit you. Obviously he's a monster. Oh, you smashed all of his stuff and told him you cheated on him with his best friend? You hit him first? Ah I see, poor you.

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A term that literally means "female advocacy." It implies that females require advocates and males do not. It also implies that females are superior to men as humans as they receive support for oppression and men don't. While first and second-wave feminism were the real feminism, the present day feminism (third-wave) consists of SJWs and lesbians who believe the notion that women are still oppressed. They try to convince men and women who don't live in a fantasy world that feminism supports men, too, cloaking feminism as humanism, which means "human advocacy," which implies that all humans, regardless of gender, require advocacy, and also implies that both men and women are equal as humans as they both require and receive support for oppression. Unfortunately, humanism is still a relatively small movement that is mostly found in socialist/communist organizations and minor independent foundations. Feminists blame all their work against males on the decline of patriarchy, even though worldwide leadership by gender is still predominantly male by 65%.

There are more lawsuit options for a woman who was stereotyped in the workplace then there are lawsuit options for a man's family who died in the workplace.

There are more governmental aid programs for girls graduating from high school than there are for the elderly or disabled.

There are more laws against showing an animated version of a vagina on an adult program than there are against rape in male prison.

There are court cases where feminist lawyers have taken part in where men were raped by multiple women and set many precedences that makes 3/4 of the possible ways it could have happened inadmissible in criminal court.

There are more laws against satirizing a woman on a comedy stage than there are against sexual harassment by women against men.

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The belief that men should be forced to help women because women can’t help themselves.

*At a workplace*
Man: "Do your work."
Woman: "You are telling me to do my work because I'm a woman? Why don't you help me with it and stop being a sexist pig?"
Man: "No, you're just the incarnation of feminism at its worst, Equality is treating you the same not putting you above me."