2.2.05
Well
it's been awhile. I have been through so much in the last
3+ years, I don't even know where to start. So I won't.

6.28.01
Tomorrow
is my birthday. I can't pretend to be excited anymore...
I might as well celebrate every other tuesday at this point.
Do I really need to focus attention on the fact that my
very existence is one year closer to an end?
Holy shit. I'm just a cynical fuck today, ain't I? Happy
birthday to me! Happy birthday to me!

6.25.01 Well, the Doc says it's a torn muscle
in my left 'flank'. It's getting better. I've missed a few days work, so send cash.

6.18.01So much is
happening! I have a new job, a new apartment, and soon a new car... ain't that some happy
shit? But today I'm home sick... not sure what's wrong - some kind of awful pain in my
side when I bend over (nevermind why I'm bending over, smart ass). Appendicitis? Kidney
infection? Fuck if I know. I'm going to the doc later today. I'll let you know if I'm
going to die anytime soon.

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Victor Cardenes, of Spain's leading scientific research body,
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