We know that District 9 is a movie about aliens who are mistreated and forced into camps by intolerant humans. But what's really going to happen on film? A new feature goes behind the slums, and runs it all down.

Alien segregation plagued the halls of Comic-Con. Signs stationed near bathrooms and elevators marked certain facilities for "Humans Only." Where were these poor aliens supposed to relieve themselves? And why so much blatant alien hate? Apparently the con had fallen victim to a massive District 9 ARG. The new Peter…