Jesus, what a phrase.
The Sound of Silence. At once, it
strikes you as patently absurd – how can silence make a sound? And then, on second glance, you realize the
utter brilliance of Paul Simon’s poetry – what greater sound could be made,
than no sound at all?

The sound of silence, at its core, means the end. When communication ceases? Relationships die. And when you, as a person, cease to communicate
– through any form of communication?

Then the end is here.

And sadly, that is the case today.

Today, my favorite sports writer of all time – and in my
opinion (and I’m not the only one who feels this way), THE greatest sports
writer of all time – has gone silent.

(That, and let's face it, that post was heavy on nostalgia of something you never, ever, ever want to forget, for even a moment of time.)

I came late in life to Mr. Sherrod – I never read a column
of his until I was a sophomore in high school, and my parents – in a rare, rare
moment of being lead consumers! – signed us up for this magical new subscriber
site known as America On Line, for this fancy new thing former Vice President
Gore invented called “the internet”.

The Dallas Morning News – just further proof that it is
truly the greatest publication to ever exist – posted all their columns
online. It’s how I discovered Rick
Gosselin, Kevin Blackistone, Tim Cowlishaw, Norman Chad, Evan Grant, Randy
Galloway, and the newly rediscovered (for me, at least, since until Sunday the Stars hadn't mattered to me since Game Seven against Vancouver in 2007) Mike Heika.

But one of the shining stars of America’s best newspaper –
and unquestionable greatest sports section – grabbed my attention above all the
others: Blackie Sherrod.

After three years of loving the paper – and Mr. Sherrod’s
columns – online, I moved to the Metroplex in 1995 to attend college. I paid an extra $.25 every morning to
subscribe to the Morning News, instead of the inferior Fort Worth Star-Telegram
… which every TCU student could grab for free out of the paper machines
anywhere on campus. Me? I subscribed to the Morning News. I still have the key to that paper machine
somewhere in the Cigar Box of Memories.

Even to this day, I pay almost $10 / month to access the paywall
of the Morning News. Why?

Come on, isn’t it obvious?

Blackie Sherrod!

Every Sunday until his health tanked last summer, I so
damned anticipated his Scattershooting column to start my Sunday. And I wasn’t the only one – it was tradition
on The Bus ride in for tailgating, that I’d read Mr. Sherrod’s column to Russ
the Bus Man on the drive in. Pull it up
on the phone, scroll through 700 some odd words of brilliance that never failed
to make you laugh, smile, giggle, cry, or applaud – often all five emotions
within a 100 word stretch.

A simple five minutes of time … that will never happen
again.

Because as of today, and every day forward, all that remains
… is the sound of silence, from Mr. Sherrod.

I need a drink. A
stiff, stiff drink, to deal with this ... and what The Sound of Silence truly means.

So for one final time – in honor of the greatest that ever was,
and ever will be, in the world of written sports journalism – let’s go
scattershooting on this site, while wondering what the hell I am possibly thinking, trying to honor Greatness by typing, when I am not even 1/1,938,384,295,698,847th decent enough of a writer, to pull this off, compared to Blackie Sherrod …

* The Draft.

I hope the Chiefs trade out of round one … unless Paxton
Lynch is sitting there at 28.

For the record, I don’t think he will be. But damn, what a temptation that should be,
to Mr. Dorsey. Who eleven years ago, did
what I argued “One Bad Ass Negotiator” King Carl should have done: take the
sliding for nobody knows why reasons quarterback of the 2005 draft, Aaron
Rodgers.

(Come on, it’s the only time in my life I’ve clearly and
totally won an argument with The Voice of Reason. I refuse to let it go. Aaron Rodgers trumps Derrick Johnson, period.)

(Oh, and in Mr. Reason's defense? Let's forget this ever happened. Jesus, how f*cked up was I, to think Ryan Mallett was the answer, to a question that didn't need asked?)

Unless Paxton Lynch, QB, Memphis is the pick? I hope we trade down, pick up a third for our
consideration, and repeat 2011 – when we traded down with Cleveland (who moved
up to get Brandon Weeden – hang on, I need five minutes to laugh over this
trade, and you will momentarily …), the Browns moved up to get Brandon Weeden,
gave us Numero Seventy overall, and Scott Pioli promptly turned in the card
with the name “Justin Houston” on it, the following night.

I’m guessing someone in the Browns front office was smoking
at least some of Mr. Weeden’s last name, when that deal was made.

* Forty Games in Forty Nights.

Well, this is sucking so far.

The Clippers are in utter hell right now. Blake Griffin, done for the postseason. Chris Paul?
Probably finished. They trail the
Blazers 3-2 after last night’s defeat at Staples. And this really p*sses me off, because the
Clippers at even semi-reasonable health, would have put the fear of God Himself
into the Warriors, with or without Stephen Curry.

On the bright side out West, we’re guaranteed one more epic Spurs
/ Thunder showdown. Durant and Westbrook
against Duncan and Parker (and now Aldridge) one more time. I’m guessing NONE of these classics will wind
up on NBA TV.

In the East? Utter
chaos. The Celtics face a do-or-die
tonight at the Fake Garden against a “how the hell do they keep winning enough
games to get home court?!?!?!” Hawks squad.
The Heat face a do-or-die tomorrow against, of all teams, the freaking
Charlotte Hornets. I mean, Charlotte
Bobcats. I mean … sh*t folks – the squad that employed Nathan F*cking Scott, is one win away from ending Miami’s run of
excellence in this decade! A team run by
Michael Jordan is about to become one of the last eight teams standing!

And my pick to win the O’Brien? Thankfully has a game to play with, thanks to
one of the greatest comebacks I’ve ever been privileged enough to watch on my
television: the Toronto Raptors.

For the record, my Finals pick is Raptors over Warriors in
5. They’re gonna steal Game One at the
Oracle, and then #RTZNation is going to turn the Air Canada Centre into the
most frightening home court advantage in NBA history.

* Also, how awesome is it that a team that Spells Centre
CORRECTLY is a legitimate viable threat to win the O’Brien? I might need a towel to clean up, just
thinking about that.

* The Royals.

How awesome was Opening Night? They had the little alphabet blocks, with the
balloons in them, like the Chiefs! A lil’
r, o, y, a, l, s! You’re damned right I
cried seeing those balloons launch!

Also, how awesome is it that the Boyz N Blue haven’t been
below .500 since July 23, 2014? Not even
an 0-1, 1-2, 3-4 blip; not even a 51-51 blip since they rose to 50-50 on that
magical Wednesday night two years ago.
How is that even possible?

I went to the game last Saturday night; made a ridiculous purchase
I’m hauling out for work tomorrow.
(Note: I am fairly sure I’ve never paid more for a freaking t-shirt,
than I did at the Royals Team Store last Saturday. The first digit, including tax, would be a
5. And there’s another number between
said 5, and the decimal point. Having
said that, I’ve rarely if ever been more geeked to put this thing on for the
first time, tomorrow morning.)

This week is a drag so far – three losses to a decent Angels
team. But how great is it, that a three
game losing streak is causing people to freak out? It was only three, four years ago, a three
game losing streak wouldn’t even grab anyone’s attention in this town!

* The Election.

I have a whole other post (almost done) about this … but I’ll
sum it up in three short points:

1. This site strongly endorses Madam Secretary Clinton in
the election.

2. I cannot WAIT to FINALLY cast my vote, for the Madam
Secretary. And

(OK, fine, I’m not “OK” with it – I’ll be more fuming mad
than I was after the Supreme Court’s indefensible ruling in Bush v Gore sixteen
years ago. I’ve waited twelve f*cking
years to elect Mrs. Clinton to the office she was born to hold. I’ve waited twelve years to restore this
country to the greatness it was under her husband. She should have run in 2004 – she’d have
cleaned Mr. Bush’s clock. She should
have been the nominee in 2008 – Mr. Obama wasn’t qualified for the job. If some reality show star denies her the
destiny us PUMA Democrats have been praying for, for eight years now? I’m gonna be p*ssed.

But not as p*ssed, as if she lost to Lying Ted. And in those two words – Lying Ted? Is the reason I’m shockingly becoming
accepting of a potential Donald J Trump “House of Wings” Presidency.)

* My Health.

Is OK. I guess that’s
good – it’s OK.

My blood pressure spiked again last month; I had a return
visit to Dr. Frank, who doubled the milligram dosage for the Lisinopril I’ve
been on for six months. (From 12.5mg to
25mg. As Dr. Frank noted: “you’re in bad
shape for someone not even 40!” As I
noted to Dr. Frank: “you’ve kept my dad alive for twenty years longer than he
should have lived. Don’t retire yet!”)

If you don’t have blood pressure issues, then you won’t get
how it feels. It literally feels like my
head and neck are on fire. That, I can
live with. I’ve always sweated more than
the average bear; being constantly hot has never bothered me. (Nor hurt me – (rimshot!) Well, save for that STD test (rimshot!) I kid, I kid … I think. J )

But what’s weird is how the slightest thing can set me
off. Tuesdays are my late day, with our
standing meeting with Seattle that usually devolves within ten minutes into a
two hour b*tch fest / shouting match.
That meeting? Never phases
me. Almost like my body is used to it.

But I can get an email that seems innocent enough in my
inbox, and within five minutes I have to plug in a fan, and need a wet wash
cloth, just to cool off enough to see.
(Not sure if this is normal, but when my blood pressure goes through the
roof, I literally can’t see. I don’t
feel faint, I don’t collapse, I just get blinded. “Adam Scott”, what say you – is this normal?)

Anyways, you didn’t come here to read about me, you came
here to read about what I think. So let’s
get back to the task at hand.

* Indy 500.

I so want to go. It’s
the 100th. Mr. Penske himself
is driving the pace car. I guarantee you
major, major lobbying efforts are being made to bring Mr. Back Home Again in
Indiana himself, our good friend, Mr. Jim Nabors, back for one last
hurrah.

Hit me up, Stevo Nation.
Anybody up for this?

* Chiefs Schedule.

I have no complaints.
Save for one.

I love that Houston is early (Week Two), and that it’s at a
time of the month, where I can take an entire week, head down to my adopted
home state, and spend at least one day in the searing heat on a beach somewhere
on the Gulf.

I love that Indy is in the middle of the season (Week Eight)
– still decent enough to not be a weather / travel threat to make it, but late
enough that the sanity of putting a f*cking roof over a football stadium, is
beyond obvious.

I love that the oakland roadie is early enough – for the
first time – that all my South Dakota peeps will still be there. (And I also, like my South Dakota friends, am
optimistic the raiders are moving to Vegas.
Jesus, Mr. Reason and bts would make every road game from now to
eternity at the raiders, when this happens.
(cue Brent and Gregg nodding in agreement …)

I love the finish at San Diego – the weakest team in the
division, and it’s not even close.

I love the Jets slot – the national slot, late afternoon to
close September. I pray it’s as gorgeous
a day, as the Eagles in that slot 11 years ago was. (And I pray it’s a better outcome – Philly rallied
from down 23-6 to win 37-30, on one of the most perfect weather days in
Arrowhead history: 90 and sunny, to close September 2005.)

And I love – I mean LOVE – hosting satan’s squad, on
Christmas Night, in the hallowed grounds of Terrorhead Stadium.

The Sound of Silence?
Will NOT be an issue Christmas Night.

(Hey, lookie there Mabel -- he worked that whole theme song thingy into the post yet again! Jumpin' jerwillekers, Mabel, how is this guy not employed by a national site?)

(And side note: could NOT be prouder of my buddy Heath. Job well done dude! From complaining about "the herd" not getting their extra fifteen minutes for lunch on Short Fridays, to National Sports Writer for Reputable National Site in barely ten years! And to think, this was us eight short years ago ...)

I even have to applaud the NFL, for scheduling the Chiefs
out of town all but one weekend in October -- because even the NFL computers that create the schedule, know how great the Boyz N Blue are going to be again, in 2016.

My only complaint … is the raiders. At home.

On Thursday, December 8.

One prime time game at home in the hellish cold that is
December in Kansas City, is bad enough.
(Doubt me? Anyone remember denver
in 2014? Seven degrees at kickoff, on
December 1. Minnesota in 1999? 14 degrees at kickoff, on a Sunday night in
December 1999. Philly in 2001? Was so cold, the leftover Jack Stack froze
during the game. Prime time games in
December at Arrowhead = damned cold.)

But two of them?

Ridiculous.

(Also, the Chiefs are going 12-4, winning the AFC West, and
will throttle the Jacksonville Jaguars in the Divisional Round, before hosting …
your oakland raiders, in the AFC Championship Game. I’m telling you right now, hosting oakland
with a f*cking Super Bowl on the line?
Is going to have this city going more ape sh*t crazy, than November 3,
2015 was. And that only saw 800,000 plus
descend on Union Station. If a Royals
championship draws literally 1 out of every 3 people who lives within 50 miles
of the Town Pavilion? What is a Chiefs
Super Bowl going to draw – the entire godd*mned five county metro area, plus
Douglas and Cass Counties to boot?)

* (Doo Doo Doo Doo Do Doo Doo!) Go Stars Go!

Tomorrow night, meaningful hockey returns to North Texas, as
the Stars host the Blues in Game One of the de facto Central Division Championship.

So allow me to say, how f*cking cool I think it is, the NHL
has gone back (for the most part) to the Divisional Playoffs they held for most
of my childhood.

You not only have to make the playoffs from your division …
but you have to defeat your division in the postseason, to even have a chance,
at Lord Stanley’s Cup.

Gary Bettman is a f*cking idiot. But even a broken clock is right twice a
day. And damn, did he nail this
postseason re-format or what?

(Also, Stars in 5 if Tyler Seguin plays in all 5; Stars in 7
if he appears in less than 5. Get better
dude! Jamie Benn can’t do this alone!)

If you loved hockey in the late 1990s / early 2000s before
Gary Bettman f*cked it all to hell (with an assist from the Devils trap
zone)? You will LOVE this Stars
team. That third period on Sunday was
hockey at its finest – the Wild threw literally everything at Dallas. Four goals in a period when they trailed by
four … and Dallas held on because of one of the sweetest breakaways you’ll ever
see.

I cannot wait for this series to start.

If only to one again make our “good friends” to the East of
the state, bend over and assume the position, they bend over and assume so
well.

* Finally …

The Sound of Silence.

I’m not a huge fan of sites that lecture you, if only
because (a) the writer doesn’t know you personally, so who is (s)he to judge you, and (b) the writer is usually full of
sh*t (s)himself, that (s)he's dark brown 24/7/365. (Or in 2016, 24/7/366!)

(Note: both (a) and (b) apply here!)

But trust me on this:

Don’t EVER let The Sound of Silence?

Become a way of life for
you.

Today marks two years to the day, to the last time I “spoke”
to someone that was once my best friend in life. I sent him a quick email two years ago today, to inquire about a
dude we were seeking to hire at “current employer”, who I sorta, kinda
remembered from our days at Transamerica.

Said
former best friend’s response didn’t stun me; if anything, it just reinforced
what I thought of Kyle -- who I am damned proud to not only call a fellow
employee, but a friend, as of this posting.

That was our last “communication”, that generated a response
worth mentioning.

Because in person, face to face? “The Champ” and I haven’t spoken in longer than
that, by a couple months.

The Sound of Silence between us? Has destroyed a friendship that was once so epic, we simply called it "The Family", and NOBODY who knew of us, thought that was anything but fact.

So yeah, The Sound of Silence between us? Haunts me.

Sh*t, it’s probably responsible for at least 10mg of the
Lisinopril I cannot get to tomorrow?

Without choking down tonight.

(Side rant: I cannot swallow pills to save my life. The Lisinopril? At least melts in your mouth like a a M&M. Kinda like Benadryl, another pill I cannot get to tomorrow, without choking down tonight.)

What we have become, haunts me. As in, nightmares at times, haunts me.

Because
the sh*t, the utter bullsh*t that caused "The Sound of Silence", is such
bullsh*t, it’s pathetic, embarrassing, and should repulse everyone involved. (And it does repulse me – violently. Sadly, it only repulses me at this point.)

Which is probably why I love the Disturbed version of this
incredible song, far more than I love the legendary original by Simon and Garfunkle.

Because somehow?
Disturbed’s version?

Is optimistic!

Seriously, give it a listen, if you didn't click the opening link:

It’s upbeat! It gives
you a reason to hope, to believe, that The Sound of Silence doesn’t have to be,
uuh, a sound of silence!

It’s a declaration that – contrary to what the words
indicate – The Sound of Silence does not have to be!

Peoples and peepettes?
Listen to the words of the song.
And do yourself one favor.

Don’t EVER become, what Dusty and I, have become ... and are probably destined to be.

coming this week ...

About Me

(gavin degraw voice) I don't wanna be anything other than me ...
Well, I'm a Chiefs addict. Section 132 and 339 represent! I love the NBA (Go Bucks Go!) as well. I mostly lean left on social issues; I mostly lean right on economic issues; and I'm firmly in the center on matters of foreign policy. I'm 40, single, straight, white, male, Abercrombie's summer catalog's next centerfold, and somewhat insane. Other than that, I'm every girl's dream.