Milk’s first lip-synch was a fisting-themed number, performed to In Deep by Fantasia. Naturally.

“I wanna go in deeeeeeeeeeeeep…with you.”

She also hosted a free t-shirt competition, during which the Danny-DeVito-as-Penguin stand-in on the left there assaulted a fellow entrant while Milk looked on in something approaching horror. He eventually handed over the (size small) t-shirt that he’d wrenched from his opponent’s hands to a generally lukewarm applause from the audience.

Well come on, Teletubby. Teleport us to Mars!

Aaand then Milk came out in an E.T. mask and performed to Cash Cash’s Take Me Home.