According to the Herald, one textbook, Biology 1099, reads, "Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence.

Absolutely. You can eat one at any KFC in the country.

This kind of thing makes me really, really mad. This level of stupidity is difficult to beat. The Atlas of Creation is the gold standard for religious morons. Look carefully at the picture on the left. Notice anything out of place?

While adults make up many of the visitors, the museum is full of questions and answers aimed at kids: Could this dinosaur fossil be millions of years old? ("No! The earth is just thousands of years old, so the fossils cannot be millions of years old.") What did dinosaurs eat? ("Before man's Fall, animals were vegetarians.") Is there any other evidence that dinosaurs lived after the Flood? ("Yes. Dragons may have been dinosaurs!") Did humans live with dinosaurs? ("Yes. God made Adam and Eve on the same day as land animals.")

While adults make up many of the visitors, the museum is full of questions and answers aimed at kids: Could this dinosaur fossil be millions of years old? ("No! The earth is just thousands of years old, so the fossils cannot be millions of years old.") What did dinosaurs eat? ("Before man's Fall, animals were vegetarians.") Is there any other evidence that dinosaurs lived after the Flood? ("Yes. Dragons may have been dinosaurs!") Did humans live with dinosaurs? ("Yes. God made Adam and Eve on the same day as land animals.")

"Knowledge-Based Education – We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (HOTS) (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome-Based Education (OBE) (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student’s fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority."

Because challenging fixed beliefs is a bad thing. This is how much they fear the teaching of evolution. They have to change the rules.

Did you watch the 4th of July one? Apparently he and his "research assistant" spent a couple of days searching for gay porn. His assistant couldn't handle any more, but he kept plowing. For America, of course. What a trooper.

StewieG wrote:Did you watch the 4th of July one? Apparently he and his "research assistant" spent a couple of days searching for gay porn. His assistant couldn't handle any more, but he kept plowing. For America, of course. What a trooper.

According to the Herald, one textbook, Biology 1099, reads, "Are dinosaurs alive today? Scientists are becoming more convinced of their existence.

Absolutely. You can eat one at any KFC in the country.

This kind of thing makes me really, really mad. This level of stupidity is difficult to beat. The Atlas of Creation is the gold standard for religious morons. Look carefully at the picture on the left. Notice anything out of place?

That's not a picture of a species. That's an example of "Thou shalt not kill (live bait)".

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I saw a guy wearing an "Investigate 9/11" shirt the other day. My instinct was to push him down a flight of stairs.

Penn Jillette told me to do the same thing at 3:00:

I ran into some dipshit truther rambling on about how it was all staged, and that the actual Flight 93 that crash landed in PA was switched with another at Hopkins Airport.

His proof? The fact that there was some reported by some TV Station IN CINCINATTI on their website.

Those people are the worst. 9/11 was an insect job indeed.

Swerb wrote:Go start a blog if you want to tell the world your incomprehendible ramblings.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:I have a big arm and can throw the ball pretty damn far...... maybe even over those moutains. The Browns should sign me, i'll let you all in locker room to drink beer. Then we can all go out the parking lot to watch me do motorcycle stunts.