We recently adopted a new dog. I was rubbing his belly and noticed a small skin formation and the following dialog developed:

Me: This dog is really old... it has a lot of warts, like this one.
My wife (after taking a look): That's not a wart, that's a nipple.
Me: That's absurd, this dog is male.
My wife: Well, you also have nipples...
Me: That I do... :blushing:
:lmao:

Now I find my self wondering if other male mammals have nipples... lions? Elephants? Please someone make it stop!

i was texting my friend while walking to work and listening to the mp3 player [hootie and the blowfish if anyones interested]
and not looking where i was going bumped into a lamp-post as the trafic lights were red and everyone was stopped