Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell's comeback single sold just 393 copies in its first week of release.'Half Of Me' was released in Australia, where Halliwell is currently appearing as a judge on the Australia's Got Talent television show. Despite her exposure in the country, the song only got to Number 281 on the ARIA chart, reports Digital Spy.

Good to know that I could record a song, sell 400 copies, and actually have it chart.

That's an insane amount of autotune-distortion on her voice. Theoretically she could come within a mile of the correct pitch when she was with the Spice Girls (Autotune wasn't in use at the time, right?), what happened?

psychosis_inducing:That's an insane amount of autotune-distortion on her voice. Theoretically she could come within a mile of the correct pitch when she was with the Spice Girls (Autotune wasn't in use at the time, right?), what happened?

She's the Spice Girl I always forget about. I guess the lack of charisma has a lot to do with it. She's... bland. The song is bland and so is she. This is actually... Jeez, this is actually pretty sad.

Mel C is still the best of them. Vocally and otherwise. She always was. I mean, her voice is the sort that you either love or hate, but it's powerful, and it really tied the rest of the group together.

Emma/Baby found her niche, working the cute angle on British soul tracks. I love "All I Need To Know" in particular (great remixes from Bimbo Jones, too). Mel C still gets club play on her remixes in the USA - I was a little shocked to hear a visiting Mexican DJ drop a remix of "Think About It" into his set, considering the song is now a couple of years old. But it worked on the floor, so there ya go.

I don't get Mel B, but I understand her popularity as a reality television star is pretty strong outside the USA. Geri has always struck me as the type who tries hard to be hip and trendy, but comes off like your aunt who wears inappropriate revealing clothes to the family picnic. I give Posh credit for realizing a solo singing career was never in her future.

Earguy:Former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell's comeback single sold just 393 copies in its first week of release.'Half Of Me' was released in Australia, where Halliwell is currently appearing as a judge on the Australia's Got Talent television show. Despite her exposure in the country, the song only got to Number 281 on the ARIA chart, reports Digital Spy.

Good to know that I could record a song, sell 400 copies, and actually have it chart.

The charts are really worthless when it comes to determining the popularity of a song. They tend to reflect how heavily promoted a song by the label, which is why boring worthless trash charts all of the time.

When Spice World first came out on video, they had a giant display of it in Sam's club. Some prankster had put the "10% off" stickers over the "e" in "spice", resulting in a giant display of the movie "Spic World".

Total Milf poprock. Geri is a Milf now, but trying to sing to a younger audience. She's cursing in the song, alienating half of her soccer mom audience. Take out the bad words Geri and you can push this to maybe 2000 copies. Worldwide.

You have been found guilty of releasing a single that is by no means as kicking as your previous records, nor does it have such a wicked, dirty, phat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at number 179 before dropping straight out the following week. Furthermore, you are sentenced to 20 years of having to appear on cheesy chat shows in Taiwan taking about how you used to be famous. And may God have mercy on your lip gloss.

You have been found guilty of releasing a single that is by no means as kicking as your previous records, nor does it have such a wicked, dirty, phat bass line. You are sentenced to having your next record enter the charts at number 179 before dropping straight out the following week. Furthermore, you are sentenced to 20 years of having to appear on cheesy chat shows in Taiwan taking about how you used to be famous. And may God have mercy on your lip gloss.

/call Howtie and the Blowfish

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