I have (you will be happy to note) thus far refrained from posting any jokes involving submerged Hellmann’s. Some puns are so loathsome, they are even beneath me. Yeef.

I have no especial plans to celebrate the day, given my complete lack of Mexican heritage. But it won’t take a lot of arm-twisting to get me to down a few shots of ta-kill-ya, ideally washed down with some sangrita - that delicious concoction of citrus, tomato, and hot pepper.