The Manly v2.04768932 Test

The Man

You scored ###! Did you prove your manliness?

Ah The Man. You're so manly it clouds your judgement on occasion and you can be counted up there with the best of them like that guy that used a .22 as a fuse in his truck and shot himself in the testicles. You probably keep your woman happy and satisfied. But as you can plainly see and as your father would tell you, you did good but you could do better. However, you have proved your ability to strive for a goal so in time you will be the Manliest being to walk this earth a Manly Man. Try lifting more weights or get a vocation in firefighting, lumberjacking, soldiering, or police officering. Keep up the good work.

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Ah The Man. You're so manly it clouds your judgement on occasion and you can be counted up there with the best of them like that guy that used a .22 as a fuse in his truck and shot himself in the test... Read more

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