Not because he enjoys it, but only because he knows no one is stupid enough to think less of him.

SirAwesomelot

2011-07-19 01:35:53

When Chuck Norris watches pots, they boil faster.

yjkrawler

2011-07-18 19:23:46

Chuck Norris gropes the TSA.

DoubleShelix

2011-07-17 16:42:22

The one by Harp made me laugh the most.

douche monks

2011-06-08 11:12:39

Chuck Norris once brought a knife to a gun fight.... just to even the odds.

little tuna

2011-02-09 21:23:18

chuck norris is the only person who can slam a revolving door.

Flog

2011-01-15 17:42:11

i believe that chuck Norris eats too much butter and is therefore fat and definitely ugly. Sorry Chuck. Don't kill me please. I have a family! No, just kidding , but that's okay because that means when the truth comes out, I'll have that much less people to kill.

intrupting COW MOOOOOO!

2010-12-26 10:45:16

the Bermuda triangle used to be a square until chuck Norris kicked a corner

Spitfire

2010-11-03 10:13:08

Chuck Norris uses a bolt cutters to trim his beard.

SpitFire

2010-11-03 10:12:01

Chuck Norris's spit is flammable.

Death

2010-11-02 17:29:44

Death had a near Chuck Norris experiance.

Klacker lOl

2010-06-01 18:51:46

what is the name of a guy who has one ear one eye and one leg who fought chuck norris?
~lucky

seabass

2010-05-17 08:34:51

true. and coincidently, the impact crater that was thought to have extincted the dinosaurs was actually caused by a Chuck Norris fart.

DUDES

2010-05-17 08:27:17

Why did the dinosaurs die? Because Chuck Norris threw a rock at them.

Harp

2009-10-16 10:48:06

Chuck Norris is so awesome he lost his virginity before his dad.

chad

2009-09-14 22:37:51

chuck norris once played in the NFL but when he threw a shotgun pass everyone died

Blue

2009-08-08 20:14:58

Chuck Norris once programed a computer to cure all human diseases. His code was "IF you don't cure all diseases THEN I'll kick your ass END". He did this because no one steals Chuck Norris's kills.

amber

2008-11-13 13:14:46

I love the butter joke. It made all my friends laugh.

kory

2007-10-17 06:06:53

when chuck noriss goes swimming he doesnt get wet the water gets gets chuck norris