YET IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MATCH EITHER OF THEM. There is an entire industry of baby shower visor knockoffs. It's like a $5 white stacking patio chair for your head. They're all produced by Chinese prisoners and marketed on Amazon via Google Translate bots. THIS IS THE WORLD YOU HAVE BROUGHT A CHILD INTO, CONGRATULATIONS. UH, GROWNUPS, CAN YOU TURN THIS SHIP AROUND BEFORE YOU DIE, OR AT LEAST BEFORE I HAVE TO START LOADING UP ON COLLEGE LOAN DEBT, IS WHAT THAT KID'S FACE SAYS TO ME RIGHT NOW. [via likecool, thanks dt reader rolf]