Neil Parker's home page

My picture, in case anybody out there cares
what I look like (34K JPEG)

Yes, I know this is one of the least visually exciting pages you've ever seen.
I write most of my pages for Lynx first,
and then add the pretty bells and whistles later. Someday I'll get around to
adding pretty bells and whistles to this page, right after I'm through
procrastinating.

In the meanwhile, take whatever solace there is in the fact that all my pages
are compatible with the official
HTML standards, and viewable
with any browser. This will remain true even if I start adding more
pretty stuff. I especially promise that you'll never find any icons here
telling you that this page requires some particular browser (you
know the ones I'm talking about...none of those companies has sent me money
to buy advertising space on my page, so I see no reason to display their
banners). You also won't find any "under construction" logos here,
because all Web pages are permanently under construction.