Pfft. Aja's Piranhas May Be In 3D But The Asylum's Grow To Be One Hundred Meters Long And Have A Taste For Pop Singers.

Captain Awesome brings word of Megapiranha, the latest low budget shlock-fest from The Asylum. This one stars Tiffany, Greg Brady, and a school of hungry, hungry mutant fish that grow up to a hundred meters long.

For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a meter is close enough in length to a yard to think of it in those terms. So what we're talking about here is a hungry, toothy fish as long as a football field. Which is, I think you'll agree, a whole lot of fish.