New Delhi: BJP and AAP are fighting against each other while not giving an iota of attention to the third party that once ruled Delhi – Congress. Congress introduced Ajay Maken, but he was never taken for debates or was never shown the mike by news channels.

Congress has already started putting up posters and banners anointing Srini as CM. These posters (one such in the image above) were plastered on areas where Obama will visit while in Delhi.

This news has sent ripples across the political spectrum. Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) and Aam Aadmi Party (AAP) both are shell shocked.

According to sources, Kiran Bedi ran up to Amit Shah asking to cancel her nomination, while Kejriwal took his Wagon-R car to take continuous U-Turns outside the Election Commission office.

On the other hand, after six months of slumber, Congress workers in Delhi were seen celebrating this announcement with crackers and distributing sweets and thanking Rahul Gandhi’s vision.

“As far as the elections across the world are concerned, N Srinivasan is the only person who has never lost in any elections. His name never came up in the voters list, but it will always appear in the candidates list,” an expert explained the reactions of political parties.

Sources tell Faking News that Shazia Imli, Vinod Binny, and many defectors from AAP to BJP are now ready to take another jump to Congress.

“I find myself back to home at Congress. They always say that your first jump might be of short duration, but the third company you land in will be your permanent one. I feel like that,” Shazia Ilmi tweeted.

The left-outs in AAP like Yogendra Yavad and Ashish Khaten too are headed to join Congress, sources confirm. “The only thing that kept them away from Congress was because Congress had started losing. Now with Srini Mama at helm, there is no reason,” a source revealed.

With these ground shaking developments, BJP and AAP have decided not to contest Delhi elections. Kiran Bedi is planning to start a fresh reality show on TV, while Kejriwal has requested Anna Hazare to give him another chance. BJP leader Jagdish Mukhi was seen taking selfies with his posters that were plastered across Delhi by AAP.

In another totally unrelated news, people from CSK (Chennai Super Kings) were seen joining Delhi Daredevils.