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Guest Nubianpoet

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MURDER AT WALMART>>> Tired of constantly> being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided> to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife> with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed.>>> A 'friend of a friend'> put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by> the> name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the husband that his going price for> snuffing out a spouse was $5,000.>> The> husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he wouldn't have> any> cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money. Artie> insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man opened> his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.> Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the> dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.>> A few> days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super Wal-Mart> store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & proceeded> to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting woman> drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce> department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to> leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to> strangle the produce manager as well.>> However,> unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the hidden> security> cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who immediately> called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could even> leave> the store.>>> Under intense> questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole sordid plan,> including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband> who was also quickly arrested.>>> The next day in the> newspaper, the headline declared...>>> (You're> going to hate me for this...)>>> 'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!'>>