Harris doesn't want to get up that early

Republican U.S. Sen. candidate Katherine Harris apparently has canceled an 8:30 a.m. scheduled appearance at the Tuesday Morning Breakfast Club in Miami Beach.

Get a load of this e-mail from Mike Burke of the breakfast club: "Contrary to a confirmation given to TMBC Tuesday night, Katherine Harris will not honor her longstanding commitment to appear at the Tuesday Morning Breakfast Club on Aug. 29. Since this cancellation was delayed in order to make it impossible to obtain a speaker who would actually show up, we are holding this date open. Perhaps this weekend's round of changes in the Harris campaign will produce adult supervision. And no, we will not move the TMBC to Versailles to build a crowd for a photo-op. My apologies. I promise to book no more novelty acts in the future.''

Update: One of Harris' three GOP rivals, Will McBride, is offering to be the "relief pitcher."

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Hey Guys:
Many moons ago I was managing a US Senate race in the Show-me state. The candidate, like Krazy Kitty Kathy, had very strict rules concerning her campaign schedule. That was one of the first things we had a "come to Jesus" meeting" about. Little by slowly she began to join the world of the living by 6 am. She compensated for hearing to rosters crow by consuming chicken fingers and a Big Gulp on her way to her first stop.
I also had to fight the woman over her Rolex. Getting her out of her Mercedes into a Ford Taurus was a real feat.
The real kicker when she appeared at the St. Louis Gateway Arch for our "Fall Campaign Official Kick-off" she exited a limo donning a faux leopard skin jumpsuit and gold LaMay shoes.
When I caught a glimpse of her, I tackled her back into the non-p.c.conveyance and off we sped to a GAP. The incident was memorialized on tape and in the newspapers. I was referred to as “Her disconcerted political handler.”
This candidate also suffered from DPD. When her twin emerged it resembled Linda Blair. She had the pea soup. All that was missing was the 360 degree head rotation.
So Krazy Kitty Kathy you are not alone...maybe another support group is needed?