POKEMON POWER

http://www.everythingisterrible.com
A comical video of a mad Christian evangelist ranting about Pokemon.
"I always find it funny when religious extremists rail against popular culture. Ever notice how they only do it when something threatens to be more popular than they are? Pokemon, Harry Potter, Dungeons & Dragons, basically anything that might hold a kid's attention longer than a Bible is suddenly declared evil, and the declarations stop once the fad passes and the Satanic item in question isn't popular anymore. And here I thought envy was supposed to be a sin."

Gee, I'm glad Billy here reminded me about the ultimate goal of allowing children to cast spells and evil dark magic from our arms to reconvene with Satan. I'll certainly remember to do that after I shoot my buddy, burn a church and get into a gang. Thanks. You know, I'm an atheist and I know what I believe yet these zealots who monstrocize everything on the level of Fox news believe in LESS dark magic and instantaneous gangification then these moral, good, educated Christians do then something's wrong here. Shouldn't I believe in witchcraft Billy Sunday?