Austin Fadely

North Carolina, United States

"Let me explain. No, that will take too long. Let me sum up:" I am a father of two beautiful little girls. I am married to the most notorious decision avoider on the East Coast, but I still love her. I'm originally from Maryland, so lax, blue crabs, and sailing are amazing. Nobody expects that I can speak Spanish because I'm whiter than a fresh water dolphin. I love traveling. It doesn't matter what TV show is on, I will probably watch it and tune you out. Jack London was a better author than Samuel Clemmons. I am for SCUBA.