“Look at the shape of the economy. Somebody needs to pray before these government meetings!”

“I work for the state of Georgia and I haven’t had a raise in five years. I have to pay for ink, paper and postage to send reports to Atlanta. I’m voting no to T-SPLOST because I don’t want to pay for roads, too!”

“There is something fundamental to capitalism. It’s called an ROI. Return on investment. What is the ROI of T-SPLOST?”

“I never ever support a politician who calls me on the phone. When they start paying my phone bill, then they can have my support. Until then, they can kiss it goodbye!”

“I’m happy to hear that they’re raising blueberries in Georgia. Where can I buy them?”