by:soccer4life1402 (03/22/2006)
You:
1) Your longest relationship was in a chat room.
2) You call your friends by their sn.
3) You got rushed to the emergency room because of a chess club injury.
4) You tripped over a cordless phone and cried for 17 minutes.
5) You'd rather have the newest calculator than a new cell phone. I know you're weird!

by:Shaved Beverage (03/12/2006)
Just found out someone you used to mess with has AIDS. But don't sweat it, because there's good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!