Sunday, January 16, 2011

PROPHET STATEMENTS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Holy Moses! A Loon of Biblical Proportions made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning, dressed in flowing, dark robes and a matching Lawrence of Arabia-style Keffiyeh. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he spent the last 40 years wandering the Sinai Desert. He was carrying a small garbage bag filled with what appeared to be rotting fruit. "Yikes," I said, whipping out my Spycam, "He looks like Moses and smells like the Dead Sea!" I watched closely to see whether he'd perform any miracles, but he didn't stay long. He hopped on the "Big Blue Bus" to Pacific Palisades, which I guess make sense. I hear Gelsons is running a sale on milk and honey.