Thursday, August 27, 2009

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entirelength looking for a seat..

There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged, Frenchwoman, but when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman'spoodle.The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular,"Americans are so rude.My little Fifi is using that seat.

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the o nly seat availablewas under that dog."Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the littledog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American inhis place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seemto have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

About Me

I'm an outdoors busybee, don't like to be tied down, like to be free, like my collection of animals, don't like to cook, threw my oven out on the front lawn, always laughing, always moving and on the go, tall, playful, sexy, looking for enrichment in everyday, hardworking, love to eat and relax with my favorite blanky.