356 comments to “Hey, John Mayer!”

i dont get it. why would you kiss and tell. are you trying to get revenge for him not wanting anymore with you? or maybe the fact that he was probably wasted and you reminded him of a fat chick. give me a break. i read you all the time. but i think you may take it a little too far sometimes, with your comments and drawings. Karma.. it will come around and bite you in the ass.

You are such a pathetic, pathetic man for doing this. You truly make me sick. My hatred for you has been growing lately, but this just pushed it over the edge. John Mayer has been a good sport and has more talent than you could ever hope for. You're a flash in the pan. Enjoy your sad talentless 15 minutes at the expense of others. I'm completely disgusted by you Perez.

This is all because John called you out in his post on his blog the other day….you're such a vindictive fat beeotch….AND, BTW, John's post about you was RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!! PS - get the Lap Band System….AND fix those damn fugly snaggle teeth of yours!!! AND….wash your hair….you always look greeeeeezy!! And I only mean this in the nicest of ways!! NOT!!

damn, i wouldn't want to be close to you after this, way to bring your "friends" down. guess you can't trust anyone in hollywood, everyone has a motive. getting more famous through the work of other people eh.

This has gotten completely ridiculous P-NASTY…..seriously, why are you so bent on bringing down John Mayer? Leave him alone already. Who cares if you lip locked for 5 minutes or an hour? I'm sure you can be charming, especiaaly through the haze of alchohol…..

I believe you, why the hell would you make that up anyway? If you were going to lie about something like that, then why not David Beckham right? You deserve better than that switch out anyway, he's not worth the gum on your shoe! You look faboo and much props to you for getting healthy! Long Live Perez!

Seriously Perez… WHO CARES? This is so 2nd grade. Sounds like a personal spat. Maybe you should use your myspace page (if you have one) and post bulletins about it there….as that's what the kiddies do.

Okay, we get it. You made out with John Mayer. Whatever. Do you realize you kissed the same mouth that kissed Jessica Simpson? Doesn't that make you want to throw up???? Personnally, I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of it. I mean, it's not like you kissed Brad Pitt or David Beckham.

Perez, you are a loser! You have no talent to be creative what so ever, and you are only known because of the way you antagonize celebs! If it wasn't for them, you would be nothing! At least they have talent to be successful at something.

I have no live for John Mayer, but I doubt that in any state- sober or not- he would sink as low as to be intimate with you of all people. I used to get a kick out of this site- but with age and perspective I have realized how sad society is for supporting this trash and furthermore - how empty and lonely your life must be in order to want to make your living by hurting others. You're absolutely pathetic.

He was probably drunk off his ass and you were probably wearing your Brit Brit outfit from "Babe, one more time". He Probably thought you were some fatass chiick and thought, "hmm never tried that before….i feel bad for her"

Pop….your bubble just deflated…the cat is out of the bag….we knew something smelt fishly, and it wasn't just coming from your anus, Pigez……Did you guys ever wonder why Pigez never said anything about this, or anyone else….FOR A YEAR? Because Ashton didn't give Pigez the idea to spoof the media until recently. The Pap-whore spoofing the media…talk about the ultimate hypocrisy….Leave it up to Pigez. He literally will do anything, like biting the hand that feeds him, for a stab at publicity.

The only reason Perez put this story up is because John Mayer said, "This is about a young guy who maintains a celebrity blog that subsists on tearing other people down but who has wrestled with a lifelong battle for acceptance as a gay man.”

Well as a gay man I happen to agree with him. And as a gay man Perez should understand (even if this piece of gossip is true) how wrong it is to "out" someone else.

You embarass me Perez. Thank you for making my life as a gay man just a little bit rougher.

ok… this is stupid…. Perez please get over him. its kind of getting annoying … no wait REALLY ANNOYING… john is a 30 man who loves brown haired WOMEN with fake tits. everyone knows this!!!!!!!! …. dont get me wrong.. im obsessed with john too …. but you just got to get over your dream …. also… lie detector tests LIKE NEVER WORK… and if there is one person thats going to lip lock with john… ITS ME … he is me husband… doesnt everyone know that?lol

Ok Perez -
I have been a fan for a while but lately I have started to become disinchanted with you. Are you celebrity or are you a blogger ?! I used to like reading when you were just a normal no-body with some witty comments about "those" people. Now you cant give honest opinions because you are "friends" with everyone (example:Heidi Montage).
I think it is really sad that you are trying to exploit John Mayer for your own personal/professional gain. If this really happened why speak out now? !

Perez, why when things in the world are starting to improve for gays/bisexuals/lesbians, when its becoming more accepted by the general public, when people are finally letting go of their outdated beliefs….. Why would you make such an issue out of someone's sexuality, and use their possible uncertainaties or insecurities in an attempt to get you more notority? Really disappointed. Its just sad.

sorry, but i can't help but think how pathetic this is. you are doing the exact things you make fun of others for. you are a sellout. This makes me not want to read your site anymore…and I've been reading Perez since the EARLY days. REAL early. Watch what you do..you might be manipulating more than just John. You might cost yourself a lot of fans. This is classless.

Honestly, kiss and telling? How old are you? Maturity wise you remind me of a bitter and jealous 12 year old that hasn't gotten over the fact that the popular boy doesn't want her but wants the cute popular cheerleader instead.

I hope you made a lot of money off of this venture because when your 15 minutes are up, you're going to need it.

perez, perez, perez……. Come on dude give me a fucking break. Is all this neccessary. So you know you are showing your true colors right? 1st you befriend John then soon as soon as he pisses you off you go shouting to the world shit that dosent even matter. WHO GIVES A FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! And if it did happen im sure John was thinking to his self the next morning " I'm never drinking again ". When it comes down to it UR LAME, you talk shit about folks to make you feel better about your self. Here is some advise : clean up your own backyard before you go trashing someone elses. Im sure there is stuff in your past that you would be embaressed about if someone was shouting it to the world. Leave John alone.

Funny that for a guy that makes a living out of making fun of people and being just cruel most of the time, happened to not like a taste of his own medicine… so what if u kissed Mayer? Why go on a vendetta 2 the guy took a jab at you, thats what u do all the time! Since it seems that it really hurt ur feelings, it seems that Mayer was right after all, u still have problems accepting that u r gay n overweight… n u go making fun of fat people?!?! Take a look at the mirror Perez

I HATE YOU PEREZ! JOHN MAYER KICKS ASS, AND IS BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE. HE IS VERY MATURE, UNLIKE YOU, AND SPREADING THIS INFO AROUND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG. GO TO HELL AND BURN YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!

perez obviously has more than just i am super ugly and gay issues
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If you don't read your comment section, you should probably start. See, John is way cool and you are not. You have no talent, you are only known for making fun of people. Making fun of Gummi Bear for having gastric bypass- maybe you should try it so we don't have to look at your roly polys anymore. If and when you did make out with John, it was probably the highlight of your poor exsistence. Cuz I am sure since then there have only been fugs like yourself to make out with. If anything, this is going to backfire and make John's career even huger than before. Bye you sick loser!

John has always been shy and uncomfortable in front of crowds..He is kinda full of himself, the Borak thong was very hot and I would kiss him too..I hope he chooses his kissing buddies more carefully..If anything, I love John Mayer more after reading this…Now I only wish that Roger Federer would come out of the closet..he is yummy…

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