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Two more days to find a Valentine, singles in this area. We're all hoping to meet that special someone, so one man made a website where he's the only special someone available. Brandon Scott Wolf is 25, a bartender and he likes hanging out. Still not sold? Joke's on you, because he's probably still gonna get laid. As of now, Brandon's gotten over 80 people creating profiles on Date Brandon Scott Wolf, the #1 online dating site for Brandon Scott Wolf.

Brandon is a bud of mine, so I asked him what in the hell he is really hoping to get out of this. He replied, "A girlfriend and a manager. If they're the same person – even better." When pressed for more sincerity (being pressed for more sincerity is a euphemism for torture), he added, "I honestly think it would be incredible to meet someone who I really click with."