Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.

Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!

Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.

DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.

Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!

Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...

Reviewer: go go ravenclawSignedDate: 02/01/08
Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which The Stage Is Set

Hello, Schmergo! I just came across Potter's Pentagon right now, and it's wonderful! You've 'set the stage' in such a manner that it seems natural that the Potters had two sets of twins, and that Draco Malfoy is a killer, and that Ivy is so sweet!

One tiny mistake though, if you don't mind...

He had called a meeting of the Order of the Phoenix earlier that day (he had become the head, which was quite a daunting responsibility) for the first time in over twenty years, and a surprising number of new members had shown up. Many of them, like Romilda Vane, seemed to have come just to get a glimpse of the so-called ‘Potter’s Eight,’-- Harry and Ginny Potter, Ron and Hermione Weasley, Remus and Nymphadora Tonks*, and Neville and Luna Longbottom.

*Lupin, not Tonks!

Otherwise perfect!

~Arya

Author's Response: Awww, thank you! The beginning of this story is a little cliche because I wrote it like three years ago, before I even knew about fanfiction and before I\'d had much writing experience, but I\'ve gotten very attached to the characters!

GOLLY GEE WHILLIKERS! I never noticed that particular typo before! *Smacks self* And apparently, neither did any of my other reviewers. Funny, I\'ve revised this story like a bajillion times. Thank you SO MUCH.

Summary: Three years after Voldemort’s final defeat, Hermione finally realizes that it’s time to move on with her life, even though it means going back to her pain stricken past. Knowing she can’t do it alone, she calls on Harry for support. However, Harry has his own demons that are keeping his life from progressing as well.

Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Summary: When Hermione runs (in a loose sense of the word) into Oliver Wood years after leaving Hogwarts, she thinks that nothing's changed about him. The more time she spends with him, though, she more she realizes that he's different after all -- or perhaps she never noticed who he was.

Summary: Everyone has come to the wedding of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour. At the reception there's dancing, refreshments, and love (not just between the bride and groom). Ron takes Hermione to the dance floor and emotions are revealed.

This was written for Roxy Black's From Fluff to Fiction Owl Level Romance class of Summer 2007. I am Harry_Rulz of Hufflepuff!!!

No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)

You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.

P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page. Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Hey, Schmergo! This "songfic" was WONDERFUL! I loved the When There was Tom and Me part, because that's my favorite in the real movie. The Breaking Free song was great too; you have a knack for humor and you really capture the characters of the...erm characters! I LOVED this one!

P.S. Sorry for the absurdly long and useless review.

~Arya

Author's Response: This is neither absurdly long or useless! It\'s a wondeful and useful review, and it\'s nice to know which songs you liked best! \"When There Was Tom And Me\" is my personal favourite, too... my sister and I made a karaoke video of it at Paramount Kings\' Dominion!

Summary: With Voldemort finally gone, the next generation of Potters, Weasleys, Longbottoms, and Malfoys all find their way back to Hogwarts. And somehow, Isobel Fletcher finds herself in the midst of these people. Friendships will be made while the unlikeliest of relationships will blossom.

All the while, a new power is rising, and it seems to be mysteriously linked to Isobel. As new secrets arise, the bonds of friendship will be shaken. Will they make it through the trials? Will they even make it out alive?

Its good, and please check your beta boards account, I've offered to beta for you in reply to your beta wanted post. Please PM me if you're interested, since I already have a few things and suggestions for the story, which, otherwise, is great!

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'ve sent you a message, so if you are looking at this, go check it out!!

Summary: From the "Stuck where for the weekend?" Challenge on Portkey.org ... Our two favorite Gryffies are cleaning up after a hard day of Herbology when click! the door shuts behind them. And locks. What do they do until someone finds them?

Summary: She awakes in the middle of the night screaming, screaming for something that even she herself knows she can’t stop. His image is burned into her body, her heart, her brain. Every time she opens her eyes she sees his perfect image hazily in her line of view, yet it is so flawed because she is the one seeing it. Her smile would form, then relax, then falter as she saw him coming near. He’d soon take her in his arms, pushing her against the wall, a fearful grimace approaching upon her face for the first time since meeting him because of his sudden violence . . . This constant frame spools on an infinite wheel inside her head as she sleeps, bathes, eats. It is all she can think of. This same movie plays within her brain for all of her days, all except when she is with him. While he is with her, his love (though he constantly is disproving it) never falters and the movie changes, distorts into what is happening then and now, and she is forced to relive it for a second, third, and fifteenth horrifying time, even when she is not with him and the ordeal is over. She only ends it at the last part, squeezing her eyes tightly shut and not daring to open them until the dawn comes. Whether or not sleep comes she does not know, but all the girl thinks of is him. It is all that is possible, all that is true.

“I’ll tell them. I’ll them everything you did when you were such a bad little girl."

This was written for the Autumn Challenge by Ron x Hermione of Hufflepuff for the prompt of 'Telling the Truth'.