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15 thoughts on “Rule-making”

We have so many rules at the table. Once, we offered to pay our kids 50 cents every time they made it through a meal without spilling, farting, burping or saying “throw up.” We gave up all hope after three months of not paying a dime.

Ohhh, these are good. Yes, I do have a few to add.
~Sleeping bags are not magic carpets. No sliding down the basement stairs with them.
~No taking my kitchen tools to use for band rehearsal OR to build Lego villages.
~”Sorry, Mom, that was a ripper” is not the same as, “I apologize for passing gas at the table.”