Oh my god! I just realized it! The nine guy is forming a collective (you know, like the Borg, only with nine guys!)

Don't you see? He's spreading around the world, taking strategic positions everywhere. We may not notice it, but he has his tiny fingers (does he even
have fingers?) in everything. He's already made his way to the office of the president, and it goes without saying he holds the world's most powerful software company in his grasp!

And we're letting him! No, even worse, we're helping him, by taking him all across the world, allowing him to expand his dominion ever more!

Just look at him! That sadistic little smile! Those cold, hard, expressionless eyes! That innocent looking headset that allows him to coordinate his world-wide domination efforts!

Oh my god! I just realized it! The nine guy is forming a collective (you know, like the Borg, only with nine guys!)

Don't you see? He's spreading around the world, taking strategic positions everywhere. We may not notice it, but he has his tiny fingers (does he even
have fingers?) in everything. He's already made his way to the office of the president, and it goes without saying he holds the world's most powerful software company in his grasp!

And we're letting him! No, even worse, we're helping him, by taking him all across the world, allowing him to expand his dominion ever more!

Just look at him! That sadistic little smile! Those cold, hard, expressionless eyes! That innocent looking headset that allows him to coordinate his world-wide domination efforts!