A few years ago, my brother introduced me to a drink that consisted of vodka and a ginger beer called "Cock and Bull". For the remainder of that drunken weekend, I couldn't help myself from calling it "Cock and Balls". Heh.

in 7th grade i played in a town softball league on the blue jays team and we were always made fun of because our caps had 'BJ' in giant letters. this was before i really knew what it meant but i knew i didn't want it on my head.

the town where i grew up has a dick's and a bj's next door to each other.

so, my friend is working on this project that's gonna be a video projected on huge screens with lots of images from pop culture in it and he's doing the styleframes for it right now. i noted that the picture he'd chosen to use of tiger woods looks like tiger has a hard on, so later he was editing it and said "i'll get rid of tiger's boner, just for you". i mean, yes we were talking about boners to begin with, but damn if that wasn't the dirtiest thing i've heard all day. hahaha.

There is an Irish cream liquor next to Bailey’s Irish Cream in our local liquor store called, Ryan’s Cream.

What made me laugh is that "Ryan's Cream" is such a dumb name for that! Couldn't they have used something more Irish sounding? Actually MY boyfriend's name (Waylon) would sound better- he would never let me live that down though. ha.

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Last summer on the way to a festival we had to stop at Dick's sporting goods store to get some mini propane tanks and Dick's, Hooters, and some store called Cohoes were all right next to each other.

There is an Irish cream liquor next to Bailey’s Irish Cream in our local liquor store called, Ryan’s Cream. Guess what Mr. Pug’s first name is? He laughs and points it out every time we go there. He laughs and says, “Hey baby, want some of my cream?” LOL

I was just reading a news article about Troy, MI denying Hooters a liquor license, and it contained this quote:"Critics are concerned that the restaurants' scantily clad servers don't fit the image the city seeks to project in its Big Beaver commercial district."Hooters article

There's a brand of fish sauce I foun once and have never seen anywhere else... Cock's Fish Sauce. In the same store was another of my favorite items: Instant Potato Fufu (I instantly start thinking of dirty scuptures made out of mashed potatos).