ring dings

I bumped into a client in the hallway at work this morning and had the following exchange:

client: hey! I've been meaning to talk to you!me: hey, what's up?c: you like kittens, right?m: ... um... I do?c: yeah!m: oh, what makes you say that?c: you know, your car...m: uh huh....c: the license plate!m: (trying to put two and two together and not doing a great job)c: you know, it says "kittens are better...?"m: (light bulb goes on!) HAHAHA!!!c: (looks confused)m: you mean knitters?c: oh? is that what it says? anyway, you want a kitten?