Wednesday, March 08, 2017

In which assorted tyrants feel the sting, thanks to Johnsie and Dame Slap ...

Tell that to the Papists that slavishly adhere to the edicts of Rome, the pond says ...

And as for those scientologists slavishly adhering to Tom Cruise ... no matter how many turkeys he makes ...

Oh wait, should that be tell that to the Europhile lovers of hideous pop music refusing to sing along to an Adam Lindsay Gordon song?

It was all too confusing for the pond, and the pond is too simple and silly to realise that what Gary Johns was actually saying was that it was the time of the week to give the Islamics yet another bashing ...

How did that song go?

We'll make those tyrants feel the sting

O'those Johnsies they would throttle;

They needn't say the fault is his or ours

If blood should stain the wattle ...

Now sing along ...

Now the pond is exhausted from the many times it has counted a Gary Johns assault on the Catholic church, and demanded that the next Pope be a woman, or that at least half in the College of Cardinals should be women, and let the next papal conclave reach a result however the votes might roll...

Yes, he routinely rants about religions that appear to, and actually do, damn women's equality. His fainting fits about angry Sydney Anglicans talking of complimentary women has roused enormous admiration in the pond.

Can the pond be of help here in another matter arising late in that gobbet?

While appreciating that the reptiles like to defame and demean average bogan Australians as being pig ignorant and unaware of anything, might it be that the reptiles also contribute to the ignorance by making reference to Life in Australia: Australian values and principles, without providing an actual, easy to click on link?

The pond knows why they don't provide links.

They're terrified by the notion that readers, bored by reading Johns' inanities and stupidities, will click on the link, and disappear, never to return. And where does that leave their click bait dreams of a dominant world empire made safe for Catholic men?

Well anyone who wants to can find the booklet in pdf form in a variety of languages here, and in its English pdf form here.

There's much fun to be had, including the astonishing news there's not a single mention of Don Bradman, and this ...

How can this be? Surely the decent thing is to allow the reptiles to whip up a fierce foaming lather of rich intolerance and hate ...

It goes without saying that one of the priceless freedoms enjoyed by Australians is to bash the shit out of Islamics.

And just think what the Johns of the world might manage without the very strong restraints they struggle under each day of the week ...

Why the pond has absolutely no idea Johns might have an attitude problem when it comes to Islamics, and only Islamics, and not a single other religion that might have a few theological difficulties ...

At one time, the most priceless freedom was to bash the shit out of Asians ... Chinese, Vietnamese ... and before that Europeans of the wog kind, and before that the wretched Irish and other useless Celts ... but these days, it's the right to bash Islamics, while ignoring religious fundamentalism in any other faith, that the reptiles cherish...

It's called the mote in the eye, and what a pleasant, bigoted mote it is ...

There are other precious freedoms, one of which is to bash feminists, though bashing the ABC is a sport which the pond also enjoys and partakes of regularly ...

Dame Slap was up for a good dose of feminist-bashing this day, though Islamics were naturally part of the picnic. The Dame is never short of a sausage for her BBQ ...

Only Dame Slap could manage to write of "silly flushes" while berating feminists...

But what's wrong with being Tweet-deep? Isn't that as deep as the president of the United States gets? About as deep as Fox News or a column for the lizard Oz?

Well anyone interested can look that up at WaPo here, paywall affected, but the pond appreciates tweet-deep advice ...

So what's FAKE NEWS trying to tell the pond?

Well between the Fairfaxians and Dame Slap scribbling about "unsightly contortions" - presumably arising from the "silly flushes" - the pond must always go in for a good slapping ... and what's the bet that those filthy, perverted, devious Islamics will also cop a good bashing along with those pesky shallow feminists ...

Now the pond is exhausted from the many times it has counted a a Dame Slap assault on the Catholic church, or noted her relentless demands that the next Pope be a woman, or that at least half in the College of Cardinals should be women, and let the next papal conclave reach a result on the votes, however they roll ...

Yes, she routinely rants about religions that appear to, and actually do, damn women's equality. Her fainting fits about angry Sydney Anglicans talking of complimentary women has roused enormous admiration in the pond.

Oh sorry, did all that sound a tad repetitious?

Of course, of course, you're more likely to find Dame Slap defending Tasmanian bishops for a bit of gay-bashing, than turning in a column that bashes Catholics in the Catholic Boys' (and a few girls') Daily ...

Meanwhile, it's back to the bashing ...

Those must be the same contortions that enable Dame Slap to avoid frothing and foaming about any religion other than the Islamics ...

And all this accomplished under the cruel yoke, the unnatural burden, of 18C. How repressed and downtrodden the wretched reptiles are, how they could produce real blood on the wattle if only they were allowed ...

Remember to sing that song loud and endlessly long ...

... now that we have made the land

A garden full of promise

Old Islamics must crook their dirty hands

An' come to take it from us ...

And bloody feminists'll let 'em ...

And so to the bashing of the ABC or at least the latest blood-letting, and David Rowe has said all that needs to be said about that, with more essential Rowe here ...

I assumed that the reptiles were taking on the damage done by the Catholic Church, but no, just the usual pointless tedium.

Suicides, broken homes, drug and alcohol addictions directly caused by molestations committed by men dressed as women - let's address it with all the energy we have! What? The Islamic problem that's blighting the nation?

An impeccable link VC, but some might find it paywall protected. It can be googled however ...

"Well there goes another Sydney Mardi Gras and Australian society as we know it remains intact. Who'd have thought?!

Not Daily Telegraph columnist Miranda Devine, who, after a film about a black gay man won best picture at the Academy Awards two Mondays ago, wrote that "diversity is the weaponisation of political correctness, and it's going to kill us all". That's right, she's actually predicting an epidemic of death by sequins.

"In the real world, it was the least-watched Oscars in the awards history, as audiences grow ever more allergic to political correctness masquerading as art," she fumed. A bit like paywalled tabloids are the least read in their history, as audiences grow ever more allergic to their rudimentary hatefulness masquerading as plain talking.

Then last week on talkback radio, Devine got back on to her pet obsession: Qantas chief executive Alan Joyce and, in particular, his and the airline's support for marriage equality. "He's going all out isn't he?" marvelled her sparring partner, Andrew Bolt. "He's treating it as his private little political campaign." Still outraged by the existence of the carrier's invitation-only Chairman's Lounge, Devine then complained that it served "kind of mediocre food" and the wine is "medium cheap" (a viticultural appellation with Mosman undertones if I've ever heard one). So little dignity.

Devine hangs her beef with Joyce on two things. Firstly, that he attacked her at Lachlan Murdoch's 2015 Christmas party. Other witnesses remember her as the aggressor and her quiet withdrawal from LKM's 2016 reception jars with her version of events. Secondly, and to the core issue rather than her petty vendetta, that he said "if you want to fly Qantas, then basically you have to agree with marriage equality. If you don't agree, don't fly Qantas". But Joyce never said, or meant, any such thing. His words were: "If you're unhappy with a company that's involved with the [pro] campaign, you won't be able to bank and you won't be able to fly anywhere." Which is true. All big four banks and both domestic airline groups are corporate supporters of Australian Marriage Equality. Devine is cynically twisting Joyce's words, presumably because that's the best she's got.

If this is really about the issue of public companies straying into social politics, fine – that's at least a valid argument to have. But it's not. Where was Virgin Australia's co-founder and shareholder Sir Richard Branson last week? Hosting an AME event at Necker Island. Where was Virgin chief John Borghetti? On gay and lesbian radio station Joy 94.9 declaring that his company's support for Mardi Gras "makes very good moral and human sense", going on to say that "if you turn your back on any part of [diversity], I think you're missing the benefits that human beings can deliver". That's right, Joyce's arch nemesis wants to assassinate us all with weaponised love, too!

And what has Miranda had to say about Virgin's apocalyptic social engineering? Not a single word. See, neither Branson nor Borghetti is gay, and neither stood up to her histrionics, resulting in her dropping off Lachlan's Christmas list. Can I drop the mic yet?

When Timmy Wilson was the Human Rights Commissioner his total salary amounted to $389,000 plus vehicle and telephone expenses but the moment he entered parliament as the Liberal member for Goldstein it dropped to $199,040 and poor Timmy is hurting. Sunday work is out of the question since the penalty rates will soon be reduced, so he has decided to employ the services of a talent agency for celebrities.

He has been listed as “one of Australia’s most challenging and thought-provoking opinion leaders” on Profile Talent Management’s list of clients, alongside radio stars Hamish & Andy, comedian Joel Creasey and TV personality Sonia Kruger.”

He’s like a phony $5 dollar note except you don’t have to hold him up to the light to see he’s a fake.