It all goes back to '85When I start gettin' *** every day of my lifeIt really didn't matter what the *** look likeI remember one night after the Sugar Ray fight

Wouldn't you believe it? Dog like a RetrieverI went up in this big fat *** named TrinaShe had a best friend wit *** named VanessaShe told me to undress her, yes sir

Ain't no pressure, later that semesterShe put me down wit her homegirl named TanishaShe was so vicious, lips so lusciousSuck a *** and have it shinin' like some dishes

Patricia, Patricia, she love the way I stick herI take her to the movies and now she even ***Big bucks, no whammiesI had to meet this white ***, her name was Tammy

She lived in the Valley, she couldn't understand meBut she let me dig out her homegirl named BrandyNow Brandy was a cute lil' thick ***She moved to the hood from the 206

She brought some new tricks, flippin' them squirrels in the pearlsAnd turnin' out the neighborhood loose girlsAnd I seen that, so I beat the yamSo put her down, bottom *** on my team

And we began makin', breakin' *** takenWhatever we won't see, she was upto fakin'It's real in the field, no mistakin'And cracked a lil' ***, yeah, she Jamaican

Time and time again, she would bring me ***And let me beat it up listenin' to 'One Love'Off some jerk chicken, I got mo' ***Now I'm *** her sister, it's gettin' real suspicious

But the *** is good, so they won't tellAnd now their next door neighbor, Clarissa BelleShe been lookin' at me, I think she wanna hitBut I'ma holla back because I'm on another ***

I'm on some other ***, I got a phone callFrom the mothaf*** President, y'allHe said, “Snoop Dogg, how could I *** a ***And make her suck a *** and not get caught for the *** of it?”

I told him, “Look, here this is what you doMake that First Lady sell a lil' *** for you”I think he got it 'cause he left fastHe left his daughters and a lotta cash

Well, what do you know? D O double GMajor pimpin' out in D.C.And I'm a young pimp, got a lotta growin' leftAnd you'se a young *** wit a lotta ***

Always keep a *** in check, blowin' out her train wreckYeah, I might have to go adaptSee every little *** I meetThe stand outs, you know, the ones like Yvette

We *** in the car, behind the barI shot it in her face and it went ahhMy homeboy Charles went up in her sisterBehind the garage

I was nasty, I was freaky, I was sickWhen y'all was tryin' to ***, I was teachin' her to suck ***Always tryin' to go up in a ***Got caught tryin' to *** at school, they asked me what I did it fo'

You know just what I told 'emI love *** and this *** is what I showed 'emAnd now they threw me out, now I'm at the padI'm at a new school, way cool

New ***, new script, fresh fishWalk up in the dorm and I bust a new ***I'm in some new tail, when I holla backBut for now, let me holla back and holla black

She's a twelfth grader in my Science classAnd I done seen her ***, yeah, boy, movin' fastSee I was taught by and I was called IBetta move on somethin' fast if I thought I

Could claim a dame or game a brainOr tame a maim not wit the same old gameSee on some different stuff, I'm a different cutIt's what I say and do that make the *** give it up

Oh, you wanna brag? I wanna brag toAnd what you gonna do when they ask you?Is you gon' tell a lie or you gon' keep it G?Or you gon' hold it all inside and you gon' tell on me?

It's all cool 'cause it was all goodIt's just another day in Doggy Dogg's neighborhoodYou better watch your girl 'cause if she's on the looseIt's a 90 percent chance that she goin' to get pimp juicedNow what it do, what it is?Now you livin' wit dat *** and y'all got 4 kids

*** will be *** as I smash in the ChevyIt's gettin', it's getting', it's gettin' kinda heavy*** will be *** as I smash in the ChevyIt's gettin', it's getting', it's gettin' kinda heavy*** will be *** as I smash in the ChevyIt's gettin', it's getting', it's gettin' kinda heavy