Everyday - you lift me up When you notify me Makin' the news - when I share What's goin' on with me Play a game, app or chat And "Comment" when I please Stay in the loop or in a group and "Like" what I see -- hey yeah

What's not to "like"?

Well, I’m not here to judge. Ok I am. The song makes me cringe. What’s really cringe worthy is that the music video was posted as a dedication to Facebook's IPO. We all know how that worked out.

That said, there is much to appreciate about Facebook . It's a great place to stalk my adult children. So, thank you, Facebook, for that. And thank you for sharing my personal information and that of my friends with advertisers. Thank you for making it possible for people I never wanted to hear from again to find me. Thank you for breaking up marriages.