Bachelor Bloopers Special Airs Next Week! — Will You Watch?

If there was a show about our dating lives, like half of it would take place in the ER. Fondue for two? Mind if we use your water to put our sleeve-fire out? Rappelling off a building? We’ll take that full-body cast in purple, please. But for some reason, all the dates on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette go off without a hitch. You know, other than the ones Tierra is involved in.

And while we enjoy watching the fantastical lives of the buff and unbleeding/burnt/broken play out on screen, a little reality check is nice every once in awhile. So, on Tuesday, May 21 at 8pm, ABC will be airing The Bachelor’s Funniest Moments. The one-hour special will feature all of the ridiculousness from 17 seasons of TheBachelor and eight Bachelorette seasons. Which is impossible, because there could be, like, ten minutes of Jef Holm and Ben Flajnik doing their hair, and we’d be happy.

Although past “Women Tell All” episodes have featured funny little bits — like Daniella McBride’s genius portrayal of Chris Harrison prepping contestants for a rose ceremony — it’s not nearly enough. And frankly, it always looks a little too pretty and planned, thanks to the dippy music accompanying moments like Catherine being nearly lit on fire, or Catherine being engulfed by smoke — dude, come to think of it, can we get a fire marshal on set?

Will you tune in to watch the bloopers special, or do you prefer to believe that the fairytale love stories on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are trip-cough-fart-fall free?