THIS IS A HOOT - ENJOY
Posted by MEHBOOB on January 08, 192002 at 09:01:56

Q-What should you do when you see ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A-Shoot him again.

Q-Why do little boys have to show off in front ofother little boys? A-They're practicing to be men.

Q-How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A- One-he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Or Alternate answer-Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q-What do you call a handcuffed man? A-Trustworthy.

Q-What does it mean when a man is in your bedgasping for breath and calling your name? A-You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q-Why do doctor's slap babies' butts right after they're born? A-To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Q-Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A-Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

Q-What's the best way to kill a man? A-Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him and ask him to choose just one.

Q-What do men and pantyhose have in common? A-They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

Q_Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet? A-Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q-What is the difference between men and women? A-A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q-How does a man keep his youth? A-By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.

Q-How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A-Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals." You are to send this to five bright, funny women you know to make their day.