Omegous. I hate to inform you of this, but due to the self-glossing nature of your post...in accordance with Airliners.net policy's, regulations, and standards, for your abominable, contemptible, reprehensible self-gloss you are here by awarded the

As the Shaft creator, I regret to inform you Neil, that you will be removed from the SHAFT Oversight Committee as per KROC Shaft Regulation 1.0 unless the Shaft that Mr. Leno earned is allowed to remain. Besides, Mr. Leno's association with Omegous makes him A.net related by association.

I don't know...I have nothing against Jay. Maybe it's because he's from the next town over from us and the local newspaper likes to brainwash us into thinking that the only late night option is for Jay Leno.

Anyway, both are quite funny. Dave's top 10 lists are the best part of any late night show out there.

A "down to earth guy?" Sure he is. Leno is a pure ass, arrogant and abusive. The company I worked for has a tape of him trying to intimidate a woman who worked for us. And he was warned that the conversation might be recorded. It was and the tape still exists. He did not get what he wanted, mostly because we did not try real hard with the pushy and obnoxious.

Leno is a grade A asshole.

BTW, the tape is played to new hires as an excellent example of how to deal with idiots. All names blanked out of course.

A tragedy it is Neil, that I must remove you from teh Shaft Oversight Committee. I now enact my power to take full and total control over the Shaft, it's use, and the rules for its use. Creative rights have be at the head of the Oversight Committee anyway. For your outright defiance, I sentence you to a swim in Lake Ontario. Hope it was worth it.