The Hills March Against Maccas, Belgrave, Saturday March 2

Ah McDonald’s. The need of a constantly expanding market for its products chases McDonald’s over the entire surface of the globe. It must nestle everywhere, settle everywhere, establish connexions everywhere. Currently, the multi-billion dollar corporation is extending its reach into The Dandenongs.

Against the odds, some plucky locals have been campaigning against the fast-food giant — with media coverage, popular support but limited success. Next weekend a march has been organised to draw further attention to the fact that McDonald’s is not welcome in Tecoma.

I reckon they’ve got three chances of stopping the juggernaut.

You still don’t get it, do you? It’ll find you. That’s what it does. That’s all it does! You can’t stop it. It’ll wade through you, reach down your throat, and pull your fucking heart out.

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I live in Melbourne, Australia. I like anarchy. I don't like nazis. I enjoy eating pizza and drinking beer. I barrack for the greatest football team on Earth: Collingwood Magpies. The 2015 premiership's a cakewalk for the good old Collingwood.