Re: Today Is Officially The Worst Fucking Day In Board History

My bra itches.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: Today Is Officially The Worst Fucking Day In Board History

Originally Posted by captncrzy

My bra itches.

If it's as hot in Phoenix as it is here in Indio, take the damn thing off!

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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Nevermind, Captcrzy! In 115*, I'd rather have an itchy bra than a shitload of puppies suckling on my tits!

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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Sorry about the size of those puppies! I almost forgot to post the fucking pic which would have made me appear...well, you know...

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

Re: Today Is Officially The Worst Fucking Day In Board History

I couldn't get into Californication...I'll try again this season. Oooh I can't wait until Dexter comes back. They film most of the scenes--especially the outdoor ones--near my old job in the downtown LBC.

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as always after i read one of your posts, i find myself wondering: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRACK WHORE??!!

I can understand the WTF part, but you're way off on the crack whore bullshit, my friend!

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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Like the name sexocutioner enlightens the board today? Yah, right!

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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Originally Posted by Hopeless Semantic

I couldn't get into Californication...I'll try again this season. Oooh I can't wait until Dexter comes back. They film most of the scenes--especially the outdoor ones--near my old job in the downtown LBC.

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Originally Posted by Blinken

They film Dexter in Long Beach???

Not the whole show, but a good portion of it. If you go back to season 2 look at the episode where Stokes and um, the Puerto Rican Lieutenant or whatever she is are discussing his antics towards Dexter and they're standing on the Rainbow Lagoon platform. Also, when Dexter goes out with the crazy British girl, they're eating at the restaurant um, I forgot the name's patio in sight of the technicolor bridge.

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Originally Posted by amyzzz

Don't knock it until you try it.

Truthfully, the poor things would starve.

Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.