Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Alice in Wonderland.

Hello, and welcome!

I'm a writer/editor living in the USA. I like shiny things, immaculate phrasing, and the Goblin King.

If you're reading this, chances are that you've read some of my story Tear You Apart. Well, thanks to some dedicated readers (DracoLuva940 in particular), I've decided to rewrite the story and work on it. I would very much like to finish it, so I'm starting that journey now. Expect edited chapters at first, and then we'll get into continuing the story.

Quick facts/and or things I'm sharing regardless:

Shenanigans is my favorite word. Also Minutia.

I am now 22, and have been writing for years.

Dark chocolate and coffee and tea equals winning.

I am a published poet.

I'm working on becoming an editor (I have a beta profile up, just sayin').

I re-read stories that I love. This includes published books and fanfics. (I've re-read A Tale of Two Matchmakers at least three times.)

I will write a Labyrinth fanfiction, dammit!

Attention! (Yes, Em, I stole that from you. lol) I would like to take the time to point you over to muhnemma, who is this amazing young author and was also my first Beta. She has several stories, one of which is Evie. It features Sirius Black at his best, and also a new character that definitely wraps him around her finger. I am in love with this story, and I'm sure everyone else will be too. So go check it out. She's in my favorite authors and the story is in my favorites.

Also, you should look into Maleday, my current beta, who has an excellent story about Harry and Draco called The Savior and the Demon. I'm currently editing that for her.

I, Arciere, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, copy and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

Draco Malfoy has a secret that Hermione Granger has forgotten. Time and fate collide as two people learn to love each other and the world learns to accept the lovers without knowing their secret, they are mated. Dramione. Post War. Veela Draco. Complete.

Everything Hermione knows about the war, herself, and the wizarding world is a lie. Friends become enemies, enemies become friends, and Dumbledore is not a leader of justice and light. With Snape as her mentor and a father she never expected, Hermione will ensure Harry's survival and kick it to the ministry. Dramione. Lemons. Character deaths. Weasley Bashing. Updates weekly. (M)

Following a tumultuous break-up with Ron, Hermione finds herself intoxicated and relatively prone to poor decision making after she runs into Draco Malfoy in a club, having been years since she has seen him. Upon seeking to escape the following morning, she realizes he is her new neighbour and is quite insatiable. DMHG Post-war.

Draco has himself a bit of a pout during the Ministry Holiday Gala. His friend, Hermione, is off somewhere, no doubt having a grand time with his partner. But Christmas is a time for surprises, and Draco might have one before night's end.

Hermione is nursing a broken heart and planning a Christmas alone. But, when Draco Malfoy decides to crash her solo plans to avoid an arranged engagement, everything changes. One Witch, one Wizard, one Muggle cabin with an old record player, and two jaded souls. Can Christmas work its magic on these two? Long One Shot, written for Wordsmith and Beta's Holiday Aesthetic Fest.

Hermione learns a few things about carving pumpkins. More importantly, she learns a few things about Draco Malfoy. Written for, and winner of Strictly Dramione's A Very Dramione Halloween 2017 competition.

He had always been the boy who had no choice...until he became the man who made the right one. Even after unbearable loss, love can be found...if one will look for it. If one will choose it. A Dramione love story.

After Harry Potter falls in the final Battle, a desperate Order of the Phoenix needs Draco Malfoy's pack of werewolves to defeat Voldemort. Hermione plans to offer the reclusive Alpha the one thing he can't refuse: a child of his own. But sometimes we find ourselves in the sacrifices we make. AU, Werewolf!Draco, Voldemort!Wins. 2018 Granger Enchanted Awards multiple nominee.

Harry has an awful day that leaves him feeling frustrated, and he wants nothing more than for the day to finally end so he can just put it behind him. Little does he know, the perfect remedy awaits him in the Gryffindor common room. H/Hr. Pure Fluff. One-Shot.

*Complete* A/U and SS/HG Pairing: After the death of Voldemort, Severus Snape has become the new Dark Lord. Though his relationship to the Order is a bitter one, he seeks to mend the wizarding world his way. A chance prisoner exchange between the Death Eaters and the Order provides him the perfect opportunity to claim a woman he thought lost to him and to set his victory in motion.

Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.

Harry, Head Boy of Hogwarts following his victory over Voldemort, confiscates a picture of Hermione that she didn't know was being taken at the time, completely and utterly unaware of the feelings it will surface within him. H/Hr. One-Shot. Fluff! Enjoy.

Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

With a little help from the residing Potion Master, Hermione and Harry overhear a revealing conversation. Their eyes open to deception and the war becomes a completely new league, with their resolution to rid Wizarding Britain of the preconceptions of the light and the dark. A story of Harry and Hermione finding love, family and politics in time of war. Rated M for a reason, R&R

At Voldemort's defeat, Draco's dark mark infects him with a mysterious and deadly curse. Harry is determined to find the cure before his time runs out. But how can Draco accept help he doesn't believe he deserves? Eventual Drarry.

On board the Hogwarts Express, eleven-year-old Harry Potter receives a tantalizing glimpse into his own future. But where did this foreknowledge come from? And more importantly, how can he make it come true? A fairly fluffy first-year fic. Harry/Hermione. Mentor!Trelawney. Manipulative!Dumbledore.

Hermione comes up with a charm that allows for 'bonded soul' matches, something that has been unheard of for generations. The charm changes the marriage game, but what will Hermione do when her own magic matches her with none other than Draco Malfoy? Disregards Epilogue. Fluff and Lemons. Unique pairings. Complete.

Sequel to The Legends of Rutilus Flumen: Accepting her fate as the Pilot, Hitomi must endure hard life in Fanelia, intense training with a crabby old man, and growing prejudices against her. Thankfully, the King of Fanelia will always be at her side...

Hermione's world is turned upside down when she receives some startling news. But with the help of some friends, she'll learn to embrace her new life while staying true to her old one. Harmony. No definitive update schedule. All rights belong to J.K. Rowling.

As a child, Sarah thought of herself as brave, daring, and terribly adventurous. However, to everyone else Sarah was stubborn, single-minded, and out to make trouble. In the end everyone (Sarah's parents included) simply gave up on her. All except one. Child!Sarah (Basically I got stuck on the idea of Jareth taking care of a young Sarah).

Professor Hermione Granger is the best Arithmancy professor Hogwarts has seen in years. But when a student asks a question she doesn't have an answer to, she begins to change the curriculum. But doing so begins to attract some unwanted attention. Dramione. All rights belong to J.K. Rowling.

Top Aurors Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are sent to New York to catch a serial killer. But just as they come to terms with their feelings for each other, they're confronted with more than they bargained for when they're betrayed by someone close to them. Now, it's no longer business; it's personal. All rights belong to JKR.

Complete. Professor Snape loses a bet. Reluctantly, he takes on the task of teaching Professor Granger to become an Animagus, but finds the process far more pleasurable than he could have ever possibly imagined. A tale of love and physicality. Mature readers only, please. Written for the Severus Snape fest 2016 on LJ, prompt by articcat621.

Sarah is hit with a curse and the only way to break it is to get Jareth to tell her he loves her. Only, he must say it before Samhain. And he won't know who she is. Rated M. Sarah/Jareth. (Read the sequel: In Shadows)

The Malfoy family expects to receive the finest service possible, no matter what the task. When Draco seeks the affections of Hermione Granger, he enlists the aid of a careful wordsmith – one Severus Snape. Originally written as a 2011 SS/HG Exchange Gift.

Hermione's devastated after Ron leaves her and Rose for a life of fame and glory in the States. But when she finds comfort in an unlikely source, she begins to believe in love again for herself and for her daughter. Inspired by Piece by Piece by Kelly Clarkson. All rights belong to J.K. Rowling. One-shot.

After her break-up with Ron, Hermione goes on a vacation for a little R&R to clear her mind. She's surprised to find, however, she's not the only one recovering from a break-up. What happens when two former school enemies find peace and comfort with each other? Dramione. Disclaimer: All right's belong to J.K. Rowling.

Out of desperation to save his mother and himself, Draco seeks help from an unlikely source to escape Voldemort's clutches: Hermione Granger. But when she brings Draco to the Order, he discovers what it means to trust, forgive and be forgiven, to be a part of something, and to even love. Dramione. Set during DH. Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling. Cover photo belongs to CaptBexx.

Sarah obtains several goblin minions, much to the consternation of their King. There will be games and glitter, misunderstandings and pranks, and shameless abuse of candy. Dark creatures bearing grudges are lurking nearby; will Sarah and Jareth be able to move past their pride and find some common ground, before it's too late? JS. COMPLETE

'If this experiment succeeded it would be beyond impressive.' Ah yes. That little word there: 'If'. Yamraiha created a spell half the world of magicians is after, but somebody had to mess up her test run. Sinbad will never grow into a responsible king, will he?

When Anahera is left with nothing but her own strength to survive on, she believes that her life was doomed to be one of solitude. When Tsu'tey stepped down as Leader of the Omaticaya, he also believed he was destined to be alone forever. However fate (and a little luck) seems to have other plans when Anahera saves this strange male warrior from a hungry Thanator...

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have a growing post-war friendship that is interrupted by circumstance. How will they act once teacher and student again? Can they cope, or will Severus take matters into his own hands to secure the first witch he has been interested in since Lily? Not canon compliant, fluffy and OOC, written especially for Christmas, please enjoy.

MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!

Hermione finds herself not only in the future, but a world she hadn't imagined for herself. Now, with no knowledge of her past, she has to adjust to life as a wife and mother to a family she knows nothing about. How does a family fall apart and put themselves back together? Nominated for HP Fanfic Poll Award Winter 2014.

When the game was over, two hearts were broken. Two souls needed each other. This is what happened when she finally called out to him. A tale of a King finding his Queen. Pure fluff and romance. Please forgive my indulgence.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

A Chateau, A Masquerade Ball, and An Ugly-Arsed Painting of a Bevy of Swans. Winner of WiKTT's 2014 Carnevale di Masque contest. "Not yet, Hermione," he says. "Not tonight, Hermione," he implores. 'I'll have you one way or another,' Hermione thinks.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Just some fluff and cuteness for the festive season. Sarah manages to persuade Jareth to let her decorate a tree. He agrees, because he's become rather bad at saying "no" to Sarah. Adorableness ensues. Merry Christmas!

She was almost certain he was imaginary, but she was wrong. Then a summer storm blew in, bringing with it the one she could never let go of. Her not so imaginary Goblin King. It's not new ground, Jareth and Sarah fluff and romance with a bit of adventure in the middle, but it's my version of it. My muse came to me and insisted. My first M story. FINISHED!

Harry and Ron are both married with families and Hermione, as the odd-one-out who is still single, is lonely. Looking for new interests and hoping to meet new people, she decides to take some evening classes. During an art class, she meets someone very surprising indeed and he helps her in unexpected ways. HG/SS. One-shot; complete. Rated M for safety.

"Like what you see?" he inquired. "Yes," she said simply. Draco rolled the sleeves of his shirt up to his elbows, his eyes never leaving hers. He walked up to her slowly, allowing his gaze to brazenly run down the length of her body. "And?" Another step and he was standing just in front of her, less than an arm's length away. "Do you intend to do something about it?"

Sherlock gently nudged at John's face, their noses bumping together, and the doctor realized that he was the only one privileged enough to look into those opaline eyes and see all that trust and emotion shining back. This was Sherlock Holmes allowing someone to see him. Johnlock. Virgin!Sherlock. Oneshot. Rated M for smut.

ON PERMANENT HIATUS. NO CURRENT PLANS TO UPDATE; READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Jareth's pleased grin was almost infectious, but then he had to go and open his big fat mouth. Direct sequel to 'Nothing Unusual, Nothing Strange.' Sareth. Snarky and fluffy and date-y. As requested.

Sarah Williams grew up and put away childish things, childish dreams, childish memories. But when tragedy strikes nine years later, a Goblin King from her childhood proves to be the only one capable of helping. And so she invites him back into her life. A little heavy at first but soon followed by a nauseating amount of fluff.

After thirteen years, five months, one week, and four days, the end of a century promises a change. That is, if Sarah doesn't murder Jareth, first. Fluffy-funny-snarky-Sareth-one-shot-thinger. Sequel is up!

The Ministry won't let Hermione Granger take her NEWTs, so how's a witch supposed to find a decent job? Severus Snape is an acknowledged war hero, but no one will to do business with him. In order to make a living, the two decide to try their luck in the Muggle world in very unusual occupations. Then one day their paths cross... the rest, as they say, is history.

Nine years after defeating the Labyrinth, Sarah is in Ireland - a land of old magic, where legend suggests her victory comes with a price and her story is far from finished. Something ancient has been set in motion and Sarah finds herself at the centre of a very old, very Goblin, tradition. As time passes, fruit ripens... Let the feast begin at the Goblin Market.

Samhian is the the largest and most important Festival to the celtic tribes; It's the marker between the Autumn Equinox and Winter Solstice. Called the day when light doesn't exist. Today we call it All Saints Day. Or Halloween.

It's the day most fathers dread. Sarah's getting married and Robert reflects on the years leading up to this day. There's a lot of different emotions attached to this one and it's really hard to properly explain what's going on. Sort of a bittersweet story. R & R PLEASE!

Picking up at the scene Needle Through a Bug, Graverobber watches Shilo- who he's had his eye on for a while- come of age and decides to follow her home. They both want each other but he holds back. Only he can't stay away for long... When he comes back they both get what they want!

Sometimes we forget the past, thinking it to be a distant memory we can never reclaim. But sometimes, all it takes is a broken wing, a little kindness, and a pair of mismatched eyes to help us reclaim what it was we were missing. A series of Drabbles

Severus is very happy with Hermione. When his sudden wish for offspring could interfere with their bliss, he comes up with a true Slytherin masterpiece of a plan to convince her. Written for the SSHG Exchange 2012.

There is a rule in the Underground. If any food or drink is consumed there, one must remain for eternity. The girl who ate the peach and forgot everything - she should never have been able to leave in the first place. Complete.

Ginevra Weasley had seen the war, experienced the war, fled the war, and mourned the war. Draco Malfoy had seen the war from the other side and turned spy. Now, he hunts the bad guys down and in his spare time searches for the missing Weasley. 10 years later, a case goes bad and he finds her only she doesn't want to go home. What's a guy to do? Pester her incessantly, of course!

The seventh year boys at Hogwarts take a poll to determine who the most attractive girl in their year is. Hermione's a little bummed at where she finishes, but Harry, ever the hero, comes to her aid when he sees her distressed. One-Shot. Pure H/Hr Fluffiness.

One evening after working on a case, Sherlock and John end up stuck in the Scotland Yard elevator together for quite a bit of time. How might they pass it? How might their sex be different in the harshly lit semi-public space of the lift? Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.

Sherlock would love to tell John about his new experiment - but since John is the subject, that could impact the results. Also, John might protest about having that camera planted in his bedroom. Preslash (bordering on slash). Beta'd by percygranger and gretchen4321; Brit-picked by hms wellington. *Read the story from John's viewpoint in Alternate Hypotheses!*

In a desperate attempt to see John in his red pants, Sherlock forces him to play strip Bananagrams with...unexpected consequences. For FYJFF's Red Pants contest. Pre-slash, oneshot. T for sexual humor.

In a world where Lord Voldemort defeated Harry Potter, the Minister for Magic makes Hermione Granger an offer she cannot refuse - become a spokesperson for the new regime, or rot in prison. Can she complete her own agenda? Co-written by teddyradiator and stgulik for the 2012 het bigbang challenge. AU. Major character death. Mind the M.

There are situations in which being a Weasley is a bad thing. These situations include, but are not limited to, getting caught in the middle of an open hallway straddling Draco Malfoy with one's lips planted firmly on his.

John and Sherlock's relationship is tender and domestic, built on trust and love - and one afternoon, Sherlock decides to spice it up a bit. He decides to try something...new. Light bondage, with top!Sherlock. Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.

Written for this tumblr prompt by valeria2067: Soundtrack to that trope: I dare you to listen to The World In My Eyes by Depeche Mode and NOT see Sherlock giving John a lap-dance and/or dancing sexily with him as they go undercover at a gay nightclub "for a case." *cough! - John in the tight black T-shirt, Sherlock in unbuttoned silk shirt and leather trousers -cough!* Slash.

Made for johnlockchallenges prompt:"John gets exposed to an ongoing experiment at Baskerville to do with pheromones. John from then on starts secreting pheromones that make him smell irresistible. Sherlock is the only one unaffected by the pheromones as he is already in a relationship with John, How will Sherlock deal with this new development?" Oneshot.

If she was Little Red Riding Hood, then he definitely didn't mind being the Big Bad Wolf. Remus Lupin/Hermione Granger; smut; swears and some fluff. Listed as COMPLETE but may be updated at some point. R&R, x.

Prize for the 2000th reviewer of Chasing The Sun. Severus overhears Hermione speculating about his personal life; he finds her opinion rather insulting and decides to let her know just how wrong she is. Complete.

Basically plotless smut. The Holmes-Watson newlyweds are on their honeymoon. John wants to go sight-seeing. Sherlock would much rather do something that doesn't involve clothes or leaving their hotel room.

Jareth sees her shadow on the wall every night since the night she bested him at his own game. Sometimes she's alone, sometimes she's dancing, sometimes she's even in the shower. But what will Jareth do, on the anniversary of his defeat when he's already at his breaking point, when her shadow shows her making love with another man? My first one-shot!

When you are a double spy with two masters, no one is a friend. But the war ended last May, and Severus is now his own man. An owl brings a letter of change, but is it a good change? Canon Compliant, disregards Epilogue. Eventual SS/HG romance.

Sarah and her best friend travel to a castle Ireland to research a novel but the castle's owner plans to discover just how Sarah Williams knows of a rare relic that can drain magic from dreams. S/J of course

This story picks up where 'Science Fiction-Double 'Fae'Ture left off and tells what happens to J & S after that fateful night. See the fights and making up , fun, fluff and silliness that ensue! Mature content, language, lemons, and serious snogging.

This story chronicles the events that happened prior to my other story, "Science Fiction - Double-'Fae'Ture". Some mature content, language and serious snogging. The more reviews I get, the more chapters I'll write. Lots of silliness will ensue.

No matter how many times the incident was brought up in later years, Sarah said it was not her fault. Jareth on the other hand, begged to differ. In the end, they had to wonder how meeting at a Halloween party ended up with them both in HIS bathtub.

It was all Jareth's fault. That was Sarah's story and she was sticking to it. If he hadn't poofed back into her life, there would have been no items that come in plain brown wrappers, no lingerie mishaps and no goblin hijinx. But he did and there were.

This is a fill for the PJO Kinkmeme prompt: Hades/Persephone - midly AU in that he obssessively loves her like he does in the myths. In TLO when she's in the Underworld in her summer clothes, he literally cannot take his eyes off her. He's so awed and entraptured by how beautiful and perfect she is, the way he's feeling actually affects aspects of the Underworld. Lemon, oneshot.

It's a beautiful summer day, and everyone's swimming. What could go wrong? Hermione and Professor Snape are about to find out. One-shot, set summer after the final battle, Snape's magically alive. Written for the "One Line" competition on HPFC.

Lucius Malfoy has hired Hermione Granger of Lavender and Associates Interior Design to remodel Spinners End as a surprise to Severus Snape upon his release from Azkaban. However, things don't go quite as Lucius planned. DH compliant, EWE, Severus lives.

Sarah Williams undergoes the cacophony of emotion that is having Jareth over to dinner to meet her family. This is the 'meet the parents' follow-up to Goblin's Are a Girl's Best Friend, though it's not necessary to have read that to enjoy this.

After the war, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is in a financial bind. Special Ministry worker Hermione Granger is on site with a team of helpers, full of fundraising ideas, and it seems that Headmaster Snape objects to her very presence there

Doesn't have anything to do with V for Vendetta, it's just came to my mind. Set three years after Sarah's adventure, she talks to an owl for an hour each Saturday. A not so short ONE SHOT. Jareth/Sarah of course. R&R please!

Four years after the end of the series, Hitomi is happy but still misses Gaea and the people she left behind. But when Van's advisors threaten to force a marriage, and Yukari leaves for England, can Hitomi finally follow her heart back to Gaea? VanxHitomi

Sarah's friend, Alyx, wishes herself away and Sarah follows. In the Underground they find there is more to worry about than an angry Goblin King. They also have a mischievous Goblin Prince and the cruel Unseelie Court to contend with.

It's a Halloween Party at Weasley Wizard Wheezes! Now, it wouldn't be Halloween without candy, and it wouldn't be Fred and George without tricks. Lucky for us, they have their trickster's eye set on everyone's favorite werewolf and bookworm. ONE SHOT. COMPLETE.

Or what happens when you forget to tell your best friend that you're engaged. First in a line of follow-ups to Goblins Are a Girl's Best Friends - it's not absolutely necessary to have read that to enjoy this, but a few things'll be clearer if you have.

Sarah couldn't have forseen the consequences of introducing the goblins to musical theatre...or popcorn. Or that chief among said consequences would be the reappearance of a certain Goblin King in her life.

My take on where everyone would have ended up if Draco had changed sides that night in the Astronomy tower. Equal parts Snape/Hermione and Draco/Ginny with a bit of Harry/Astoria and Neville/Luna. AU "8th" year. Long version of my one shot 'Detention Lines'. Drama, comedy, romance, lemons and a happy ending!

It's summer - rain, honeysuckle, a whispered secret, a life-size crystal unicorn...and a riding crop. A romantic interlude between the Goblin King and his lady love Sarah. A response to Jareth-GK's writing challenge.

A short oneshot in response to the King's challenge given to the members of the jdbfangirlharem. Elements: summer rain, honeysuckle, riding crop, whispered secret, full size crystal unicorn, and a romantic interlude. This is for Mature readers ONLY!

Ten years after the events of that fateful night, Sarah is painting a certain Goblin King in her loft and gets frustrated enough that she wishes for a reference. You know who shows up, finds out he can't leave, and is stuck in Sarah's custody.

A twenty four year old Sarah visits the park with Toby when a certain Fae king sits next to her with questions of why mortals would refuse a Fae. Sarah suggests things might have been different were there other "options", which he is happy to provide.

Seasonal sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'. On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her...well, it's the thought that counts. A Christmas tale of leather, goblins, and the odd stunted unicorn.

What happens when you mix a bird-eating, crystal stealing goblin, an irate goblin king, a petshop, and a bookworm Sarah? You get this summary...and this story. Featuring Garbo, my resident plot-goblin! Yay!

It's Saint Patrick's Day and Sarah's at the worst Patty's Day Party Ever. That is, until our favorite Goblin King decides to change the venue...Second in the Holiday Series, sequel to Twenty First. Late Patty's Day present to Laby Fans!

A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.

A SS/HG fic. AU. Hermione goes back to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies. Snape is shocked to see the annoying brat with a child of her own, but no husband? Snape tries to figure out who the father is, romance ensues. Please read and review! Sequel's up!

You're seriously going to bid on Snape ? the redhead asked in disbelief. It's payback time. Severus gets what he deserves. SSHG story. R&R please. I'm not english-speaking it's only fair that I should warn you .

Hermione needs a friend to tell her she's doing the Right Thing. Severus just needs a friend. Eventually they'll both find what they need and more with each other. SS/HG. EWE. Takes place after Liaison.

Hermione is at Ginny's hen party when she sees two unexpected patrons at the strip club they end up at. Ginny decides for them to have a little fun, changing their appearances so they can pretend to be dancers for the two men they spot there too. Two-shot rated MA.

Hermione's genuine smile of delight had surprised Severus. She was happy to see him...Hmm... How very odd and disconcerting. Highly disconcerting indeed. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and one naughty, naughty pearl button. AU.OOC.

COMPLETE. Sarah is not looking forward to spending Thanksgiving alone. A last-minute dinner invitation from Jareth means company for the holiday, and it may just be the thing to make their years of feuding take a turn for the better...

Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.

A collection of one-shots killing off Ron and getting HG/SS together, taken from a compilation of stories from aff .net. Poor Ronald Weasley dies in many ways, thus ruining JKR's epilogue and saving Hermione. Ron Bashing at its highest.

Ginny Weasley knew better than to listen to Draco Malfoy. He was trouble, and she knew it. It didn't matter how handsome he was or how wickedly his eyes looked at her. Dealing with him was like dealing with... well, a devil!

WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2010 CHALLENGE - "What do you mean, MOST of the time?" he demanded. She smiled ingenuously. "I have no idea what you're talking about, Sirius, darling" she said sweetly. Sequel to 'A Late Night Rendezvous'

When Snape realizes he has feelings for his fellow professor Hermione, he feels as thoguh she will never want him. When Ron asks for his help in winning her back, can Snape express his feelings for her in time? Rated M just to be safe. Somewhat AU

Wandering Gaea with twin cat girls, a young woman searches for the identity she lost after the Great Gaean War. While traveling, will this mysterious maiden realize her past and her relations to Escaflowne and its pilot Van Fanel?

He’d known it was dangerous to do anything this close to the full moon, he knew his emotions and hormones were out of his control, but he couldn’t say no to Hermione Granger when she said please. Gift for diamond-helen. RemusHermione.

Alice knew that Reginald was the reason mistletoe kept dogging her footsteps. He never gave the slightest indication that he was up to anything, but she knew. Somehow, some way, that mistletoe was his fault.

Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!

14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?

SS/HG This is rated MA. Severus fell in love with Hermione during her 7th year. Now Hermione isn't happy in her marriage and Severus might have his chance to show her how much he has wanted and loved her for years.

Chaos. Fear. Secrecy. Wündarr is locked on the verge of war, and teeters on the brink of uncertainty. The Heart Realm is enshrouded in suspicion--and the arrival of a strange Creature and a prophetic dream can mean a new beginning or spell a bloody end...

Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT

Loosely based off of the Wonderland world. Alice has always believed the Wonderland was alive. But when she finds herself there for real, she realizes her actions have changed the world for better or worse. And now she must live there. MHxA

De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.

AU Prophesies predicted her coming long ago. Her dreams of past and future collide as Hitomi discovers her true power. Her place in life is finally set together with the help of the mysterious ebony haired king of Fanelia.

Hermione despises flight. Severus excels at it. Neither can resist a challenge. Can Hermione convince Severus to help her overcome her fear of flying? And what will he do when the cheeky witch promises to take him on the ride of his life?

2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione

Valentine's Day - the bane of Hermione Granger's existence. Until someone unexpected shows her the finer points of the day of lover's bliss. SMUT'N'FLUFF! Do not read if you're underage. RL/HG oneshot!

25 year old Hermione Granger wins a free makeover. She is also working on a way to stop the Phantom Summons left over after Voldemort's death. Professor Snape is her lab niffler but willing to do more experimentation outside the Mark. AU, M/F, Lemons

Hermione Granger goes back in time to try and convince a young Severus Snape not to aid Tom Riddle. Of course, Severus doesn't make it easy. Life at Hogwarts is now VERY different. Alternate Universe, Violence. OOC, Drama, Romance, Humor, Lemons and more.

COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS

Sequel to 'Understanding your Allegiance'. Hermione is now a Shadow working to protect the integrity of the Wizarding World, despite opposition from all of her now exfriends. With her new allegiance and new allies, how will the war progress? HGSS

What if the Labyrinth really had been just a dream? Too bad Sarah never figured that out, it would have saved writer Jareth Corbett a whole lot of trouble. Or is Sarah really on to something bigger than either of them could have guessed? JS.

A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

SS/HG A moment of inattention transports Hermione to one year after the fall of the Dark Lord, but with no way back to the present. Her only clue is an object that she finds between worlds. She enlists the aid of a young Professor-but he has his own agend

It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!

Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!

Some advice: The way forward is sometimes the way back. Take nothing for granted. Look before you leap. Things aren't always what they seem. Remember, Faeries bite. And most of all, be careful what you wish for... JxS. Now Complete.

Seven years later... Blaise fears Terry wants a divorce, Luna is hiding a secret from Wesley, and Draco is tired of idiots saying his son has pink hair! Ginny's solution? Call the curls reddish blond and invite their friends to Malfoy Manor for Christmas.

Hermione comes back to Hogwarts for her 7th year after the defeat of Voldemort. Everything is improving and the people have changed, especially one certain Professor. They have changed a lot. A relationship grows between two unexpected people.

PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.

AUish, crossover with Hawksong. When he walks into the room, he upsets the carefully constructed balance between Aubrey and Jager. Somehow, frustratingly, Aubrey ends up on the bottom. Again. JagerxZanexAubrey.

Sarah grows up, but the powers granted to her by the Goblin King have never faded, and neither has his love for her. For when a man is an immortal, the one thing he has in his favor, is time... JxS. Complete! included, one very small update

[COMPLETE]When Draco Malfoy discovers his mother is dying and her last wish is to see him happily married with children, he signs up with a matchmaking service. Will he find love with the one woman who doesn’t believe in it? DracoGinny

Flying with my girl leaning back against me, both of us glad to be alive and together, I really didn't care what her big brother said...In Romania, Draco finds that dealing with dragons is less complicated than dealing with Ginny's family. [AToTM sequel]

Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something! Alternate sixth year fic with a happy ending. Is this a kissing book? [to quote the Princess Bride] Yes!

“I’m afraid I’ll have to take points.” He smirked and Ginny, even from her seat on the ground, could tell that he wasn’t the least bit sorry. “What are you doing down here, Malfoy? Shouldn’t you be in bed too?”

Hermione's life crumbles when Death Eaters attack her home and murder her parents. But Severus Snape has some interesting news for this witch, and Hermione was never one to go down without a fight. CAUTION: fluff, shenanigans, and seriousness. Some OOC and OCs Picks up after events in OotP-ish. Alternate 7th year. Edited and continued. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION.

ONESHOT. SS/HG 'Christmas. Of all the holidays Snape hated most, Christmas was the number one. Now, it wasn’t because he was some grump who ‘bah-humbug-ed’ the Christmas Spirit, because Merlin knew that Snape was very full of Christmas cheer'