The Washington Post did a terrible job if it was attempting to hide its joy over Four More Years for their superstars the Obamas. "The Reliable Source" gossip column on Thursday repeated its usual pitter-patter love for "style superstar" Michelle and her stylist Meredith Koop:

"Four more years! . . . of exquisitely coordinated Obama family fashion. The presidents first term made a style superstar out of Michelle Obama, but have you noticed? The entire first family has a way of turning out in the same palette almost every time theyre photographed. Its a subtle color-coordination that manages not to look too matchy-matchy." They have "great presence," we're told:

I am so sick of her telling people how to eat. I am just going to say it...have you seen the size of her backside? Really...Michelle...you want to tell others how to eat when your rear is as big as a billboard. Enough already!

Hey, they’ve gotta have something to say about Mooshy.
Did anybody think they’d do any real reporting on her highly
successful role as Dietician-in-Chief,and the msny millions of our dollars that were squandered, as she forced a North Korean diet on schoolchildren across America?wonder whether she’ll try it again later with a “revised diet” or just quietly let it fade away and hope nobody brings it up?

(WAPO) `Style Superstar Michelle Obama’
When the Daughter of Mankind was born, in a humble log cabin on her nation’s holiest mountain, a new bright star shone in the heavens, and a double rainbow appeared. The birds sang songs of praise in human voice.
The Daughter of Mankind’s father, though his mortal body is dead, rules in eternity, and his spirit is reincarnated in her husband, the Sun of Mankind. The Sun of Mankind is also known as the Great Man Who Descended From Heaven.
Dear Leaders, your glorious raiments shame the peacock and light the way for your worthless servants! All praise to the Daughter and Sun of Mankind!

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`Everything Is Bush’s Fault’
The running dog, yapping, Tea Party hyena/lackeys may be dead but jackal Bush-Goldstein is not, so we say .....

You can’t rehabilitate ugly. And mooseshell is beyond rehabilitation. The clothes she wears just make her look worse.
And they used to criticize Nancy Reagan who was every inch a lady. Could you imagine Mrs. Reagan wearing these getups.

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