SIMPLE ADVICE FOR A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP...FOR THE MODERN BITCH...BY SARAH HUDSON 🍒

Simple ways to keep your man while remaining fierce as fuck.

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DON'T NAG

He already has a mom and it's an immediate boner killer.

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DON'T ASK IF HE LIKES YOUR OUTFIT/HAIR/ETC

He doesn't care and you shouldn't either...just be your freaky expressive self!

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GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB

Even when ur mad, when you've been a bitch, if you don't feel like it, if you wanna kill him...just do it...it always makes your life better.

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DON'T BE JEALOUS

What do you have to be jealous of anyway? YOU are a GODDESS! And the more you believe you are one, the more he will treat you like one. No other bitch could give him what you do. Own your fierceness.

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LET HIM FLIRT

He's a guy...truth is he probably wants to fuck everything he sees...doesn't mean he will. Let him be a man sometimes and remember he's "still got it"...the more you lay off him about flirting (or in some cases even talking to other girls) the more he will commit himself to YOU!

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STOP ASKING HIM WHAT HE'S THINKING

Men aren't that complex. They might think they are but when it comes down to it, they like to eat, fuck and sleep. He will tell you what he's thinking when he wants to tell you...let him do his compartmentalizing and contemplating on his own.

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HAVE A GAY...OR MANY GAYS!

Go get a gay! He will give you all the things your boyfriend can't...men advice, fashion tips, a good dancing partner and someone to complain to! A good gay goes a long way!

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DON'T FART/POOP INFRONT OF HIM

You might be a fierce bitch but ur not a gross one...stay classy ladies!

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TAKE A TRIP TO THE STRIP CLUB!

Watch porn with him, take him to the strip club and buy him a lap dance...be free and fun and stop being such an old lady!

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SHOWER/TAKE BATHS TOGETHER

It's hot and water is purifying!

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LET HIM MAKE MISTAKES

He's human and so are you...nobody is perfect. Be selfless and forgiving...wouldn't you want the same treatment?

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HAVE YOUR OWN LIFE

Go out with your friends, your gays, your family or by yourself. Don't make your every moment about him...do YOU sometimes!

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LEARN ABOUT YOUR DADDY ISSUES

What's your relationship like with your dad? How can you learn from it and not repeat patterns in your current relationship? Break the unhealthy patterns and love yourself...then you will find a guy who loves you for who you are.

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WEAR LINGERIE

If you feel sexy, so will he.

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LOVE YOURSELF!

You can't truly receive love from a man if you don't love yourself first. Never stop learning, challenging yourself and becoming the best, next level woman you can be! You don't need a man to make you feel special...you are a GODDESS!