Jake's Corner

It sounds like the SIMON COWELL baby situation is about to get ugly . . . and claims that the marriage of ANDREW and LAUREN SILVERMAN was over before she started hooking up with Simon were a bit exaggerated. According to the "New York Post", Andrew's divorce papers cite ADULTERY, as well as, quote, "cruel and inhuman treatment." And they name Simon as a "co-respondent" . . . which means he could be called to testify during the proceedings. Whether there was trouble in the marriage or not, sources are now saying Lauren and Andrew were NOT estranged, and Andrew definitely wasn't expecting this. Andrew's brother Alexander Silverman even told the "Post", quote, "It is an unbelievable story of betrayal. It is a sad story and a tragic story." Some of Lauren's other friends agree that she and Andrew weren't estranged, and add that Lauren is a GOLD-DIGGER who got fetused by Simon ON PURPOSE.

SIMON COWELL was reportedly blindsided by the news that he had impregnated 36-year-old LAUREN SILVERMAN. And he's wondering if he got taken for a ride. A source says, quote, "The pregnancy has taken him by surprise. He assumed she was using birth control. Simon thought this was a casual relationship . . . friends with benefits. The pregnancy was not planned." "He is feeling tricked. No question that Simon will want to be part of the baby's life, but I'm not so sure he wants to be part of Lauren's."

AMANDA BYNES lost her bid for freedom yesterday. In a hearing that took place in the hospital psych ward, a judge decided that Amanda is NOT ready to be released just yet. Mostly because she isn't totally stable yet, and her condition hasn't been formally diagnosed. But sources say the meds Amanda is on ARE helping. For instance, she's no longer talking to herself or insulting people.

JAMIE LEE CURTIS was involved in a car accident yesterday in Venice, California . . . and for some reason she called JODIE FOSTER for help. Jamie was a passenger in an SUV that hit a BMW. She was taken to a hospital, but she only suffered minor injuries. But for some reason, the first call Jamie made after the accident was to Jodie . . . who showed up almost immediately.

LINDSAY LOHAN got right back to work yesterday, taping her guest-hosting stint on "Chelsea Lately". (It airs this coming Monday night.) Sources say she arrived on time and was great from rehearsals through the entire taping. She even nailed her monologue in one take, and joked about herself by saying she'd just been on a "90-day court-ordered vacation."

Megan Fox is "expecting her second child with her husband Brian Austin Green." They've been married since since 2010 and welcomed son Noah Shannon on Sept. 27, 2012.

SIMON COWELL is expecting a child with a 36-year-old woman, who happens to be the estranged wife of a good friend of his. They're divorcing, but the timeline is unclear at this point. We don't know if Simon's relationship with the woman ended the marriage. And even if it didn't, we don't know if the guy is okay with Simon dating his ex. The woman is reportedly about 10 weeks along.

LINDSAY LOHAN'S judge ordered her to attend three therapy sessions per week for the next 15 months, in order to make sure she stays clean. This was actually recommended by the clinic where Lindsay just spent 90 days. They said that to do otherwise would be, quote, "a set up for almost certain failure."

O.J. SIMPSON was granted parole on some of the charges he's serving time for. He still has to spend at least four years behind bars before he can be released. The parole board said it was granting his request because of his, quote, "positive institutional conduct, participation in programs [and] LACK OF PRIOR CONVICTION HISTORY."

According to a new survey, Ryan Gosling is the guy people would most like to see in a sex tape. He was followed by Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey and Johnny Depp. Meanwhile, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are the COUPLE people would most like to see getting it on.

LINDSAY LOHAN left rehab yesterday as scheduled, but she's not rejoining society just yet. She plans to spend a few days living with a SOBER COACH, because she wanted some kind of transition from rehab to the real world. By the way, Lindsay is guest-hosting "Chelsea Lately" this coming Monday

KRISTEN STEWART went off on a paparazzi scumbag the other day, telling him, quote, "You're a piece of [crap] and you don't deserve to breathe the same air I do."

RadarOnline.com reports that the "Today" show's ratings are declining so much that staff members are starting to get laid off. Supposedly, nine people have been canned already . . . and those jobs COULD'VE been saved if MATT LAUER agreed to lose 1% of his $25 MILLION salary, but he refused.

How does JOHN STAMOS stay so MANTASTIC? Well, Pilates help . . . although he takes a lot of ribbing at those classes. He says, quote, "I go in and it's all women except for me. I'm the only guy there, and I know they make up these exercises like 'come over here, John, and do the penguin.' And then it looks like I'm getting a pap smear. They do it to make me look silly, but it keeps me in shape."

LEA MICHELE has spoken out for the first time about the death of her boyfriend and "Glee" co-star CORY MONTEITH. She Tweeted a picture of the two of them together, along with this message . . . quote, "Thank you all for helping me through this time with your enormous love & support. Cory will forever be in my heart."

Forbes.com has dropped its annual list of the Highest-Paid Actresses . . . and ANGELINA JOLIE tops it with $33 million. JENNIFER LAWRENCE was second with $26 million, and KRISTEN STEWART pulled down $22 million for a third-place finish.

MILEY CYRUS prefers weed to booze. She says, quote, "When I smoke, I don't get the sick feeling I get when I drink, or that anger rising up. There's a reason Bob Marley was like some kind of musical Rasta Mother Teresa!" She also says her "We Can't Stop" video is tamer than a lot of what kids are watching online already.

As far as we know, SELENA GOMEZ and JUSTIN BIEBER are OFF at the moment. But on "Good Morning America" Friday, Selena said, quote, "He and I have had such a history together. I'll always care about him and protect him if anyone tries to be mean." --Then on Saturday, Selena celebrated her 21st birthday at a club with several friends . . . including Justin. He showed up with JADEN SMITH, and brought Selena a single red rose. Then Selena and Justin left TOGETHER at about 2:00 A.M.

Rapper DJ KHALED proposed to NICKI MINAJ in a video that aired on "MTV News". He also flashed a supposed $500,000, 10-carat ring. There's no word how Nicki feels about this. There are some reports that she actually filed a restraining order against him.

The petition AMANDA BYNES' parents filed for a conservatorship was released Friday. They say Amanda is paranoid, obsessed with body image . . . and she's burned through $1.2 million in a really short period of time. They said, quote, "We believe that a substantial amount of this money is being used to pay for marijuana and other illegal substances, and possibly for plastic surgery."

REESE WITHERSPOON reportedly treated herself to a $1,500 haircut on Saturday. She went to a high-end salon in Beverly Hills where they, quote, "treat each strand [of hair] in its own way, in order to achieve the most natural effect. ANGELINA JOLIE and SALMA HAYEK are also fans of the procedure.