1. Razor bump pussy. She's still experimenting with the best Gillette model. The new razor with five blades caused a surprising amount of irritation.

2. Honda Civic pussy. The most common type of pussy. Reliable and basic with clean lines.

3. INTJ pussy. The clitoris is out just enough to make a pleasant introduction, but she's not exactlt dancing on the bar.

4. Cunnilingus pussy. Another common pussy type with strong clitoris action. Easy to go down on if you do that sort of thing (I don'y).

5. Vintage porn pussy. Humans have long since evolved, so you won't find a young girl with this pussy anymore.

6. Lazy pussy.She’s
putting in zero effort with her appearance yet still expects guys to approach
her all night. You suspect she alternates between only two “going out” outfits.

7. Spinster pussy.This scraggly and worn pussy gave up and is
ready for the body attached to it to die.

8. Dog ear in the wind pussy.The clitoris flaps around like it has a mind of
its own, but trying to understand its movements will only confuse you.

9. Rain drop pussy.One more drop of pussy flesh and the surface
tension will no longer be able to hold the entire apparatus to her body. I like
the clitoris here more than the dog ear in the wind pussy because it’s easier
to diddle.

10. Pedophile pussy.Perverted men put it all on the line to score
this virginal pussy. It’s as pristine as a mountain spring—can you blame them?

11. Predator pussy.If you stare at this pussy for 40 seconds, an
image of the Predator alien will pop out at you.

12. Big pussy.Easy
entry/exit, but she won’t feel anything if you’re not well-equipped. She’ll be
polite, though, and let out a few token moans at your ineffective thrusts.

13. Experienced pussy.This pussytries
to fakebut those bumps don’t
lie. They act like tree rings and are easily measurable by trained scientists.

14. Social anxiety pussy.Awkward body language and tonality. You need
a lot of foreplay with this one.

15. Domestic violence pussy.The pussy got out of line so the man had to
slap it around, leading to a swollen, tender appearance. (That reminds me—what
do you say to a girl with a black eye? Answer: Bitch I already told you once!)

16. Diarrhea pussy.This pussy ate a bad meal from Taco Bell and
is now shooting semi-digested pellets into the toilet bowl.

17. Toyota Camry pussy.Roomier version of the Honda Civic pussy and
more reliable with lower maintenance costs. Bring along a couple of your
friends. (Editor’s Note: This is my favorite pussy type. I don’t have time to
figure out how pussy works—I just want to hop in and get to my destination as
quickly as possible.)

18. Last minute pussy.God didn’t decide on the gender of this pussy
until the last minute, hence the huge meaty bit that makes penetration extra
challenging.

19. Chubby pussy.You look at this pussy and are not sure
whether to recommend the cookie diet or P90X.

20. Shy pussy.More
outgoing thansocial anxietypussy, but her constant silence makes
you wonder, “Does she like me? Is she playing games?”

21. Developmentally stunted pussy.If they caught the problem early then an
endocrinologist could have prescribed a hormone treatment, but unfortunately
it’s too late now and what you got is a pussy that is small and under-powered.

22. Used to be fat pussy.This pussy has lost so much weight that the
remaining skin is flabby and loose like an overripe pear.

23. McMansion pussy.You love this pussy in the beginning,
bragging to your friends about all the extrastorage spaceit contains, but then once you see
your electric bill you wish you bought something more economical.

24. Eagle pussy.Wings in
the back offer more stability during flight. Graceful, earnest.

25. Interstate highway pussy.When they built this pussy it was like a
dream to drive on the freshly paved asphalt, but overdevelopment of the
surrounding areas has led to intolerable sprawl.