My goal with this blog is to offend everyone in the world at least once with my words… so no one has a reason to have a heightened sense of themselves. We are all ignorant, we are all found wanting, we are all bad people sometimes.

Caught in your web

You spun a web a perfect web and lured me right in. I came skipping by, innocently by, right into it. I got mad, cursed a few gods, and then ran and found a shoe. Do you know who is screwed, so totally screwed? You.

I used to live in a neighborhood that had a staircase that lead down into the woods. It’s nature and all but I still hated walking and getting caught in like that one strand that the spider spun to go from tree to tree. It was always face level as well, whenever I ran into a spider web it was always right in the face. It’s like the spiders have figured it our around me and torture me with like mean spider web jokes.