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Christmas is here! Christmas is here! Christmas is here! To make the season even more aligned, there’s REAL snow outside, meaning it’s an actual WHITE CHRISTMAS. To take it a step further, I’m sharing with all of you a recipe … Continue reading →

…is a big booty hoe. Can anyone else not get that song out of their head? It’s becoming quite distracting, especially in public places when I catch myself murmuring that line specifically. In all seriousness, what do I want for … Continue reading →

Anyone else wake up looking like a giant piece of ooey-gooey apple pie this morning? I mean apple chunks hanging from your ear lobes all the way down to your toes? Walk of shame to the bathroom as you felt … Continue reading →

Santa and his reindeer are shellacking their sleigh in preparation for the annual “On The Rooftop” appearance. The elves are now working full 24-hour days with only Mrs. Clause’s cookies to sustain them. Thousands of miles south of the the … Continue reading →