You Will Never Guess Who Just Spent 8 Billion Dollars on Satellites

If you thought Islam was dangerous, wait till you get a load of this!

“The average young adult spends 10 hours of every day on the internet, and someone searches for ‘the meaning of life’ every five seconds, while someone else searches for answers about ‘spirituality’ six times per second,” he said. “SMP will harness the power of every social media outlet imaginable to provide those answers.”

Scientology reportedly has $8 billion in tax-free funds to spend on its new venture.

Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology are getting into the “propaganda machine” business by launching their very own 24-hour news network and movie studio.

$50 Million Spent on Los Angeles Headquarters

Trying to capture the success of Rupert Murdoch, and Queen Elizabeth II before them, the Los Angeles-based $50 million project will feature a 24-hour network to broadcast its messages to the masses – and film production facilities the “religious movement” claims is bigger and better than Paramount.

Located on the famed Sunset Boulevard, where Scientology owns a number of buildings, the studio took five years to build.

The grand opening was unveiled by leader David Miscavige – who faces a number of shocking accusations too dangerous to publish given his willingness to sue even his own father – said the studio would “change the history” and reach “virtually every person on Earth.”