Read This If You’ve Ever Even Thought Of Cheating

“We all love X but want to f*ck Z. Z is so gleaming, so cyrstalline, so unlikely to bitch at you for neglecting to take out the recycling. Nobody has to haggle with Z. Z doesn’t wear a watch. Z is like a motorcycle with no one on it. Beautiful. Going nowhere.” –Cheryl Strayed, tiny beautiful things