Ohio

Ohio is a place in the United States that likes to think of itself as being round on both sides and "hi" in the middle. Ohio is a friendly place if you are north of Interstate 70, which bisects the state. On the other hand, if you aren't White Anglo Saxon and Protestant and find yourself south of the freeway, you can pretty much kiss future good-bye because those people don't cotton to anyone who wouldn't die for the KKK. The capital of Ohio is Columbus.

In April of 2016 construction will start on a new 9/11 Memorial to be built at Ohio Air National Guard Base in Toledo that will be dedicated on September 11 2016 (The Fifthteen Anniversary of 9/11).[1]

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On one hand, it is home to the conservative former House Minority Leader & former Speaker of The House John Boner Boehner who has this amazing power to tan himself in a bright orange hue, making him either a lost member of the Oompa Loompa tribe or a road construction cone. Also, a gorilla died there in May 2016[2].

But on the other hand, it is also home to former progressive congressman, now Faux Snooze token liberal political analyst Dennis Kucinich.