Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Arresting Idea in Religion

Munson

Mormon President Thomas S. Munson
is not expected to be in an English courtroom March 14 to answer charges that “key
tenets of the LDS faith are untrue and have been used to secure financial
contributions.”

Pity.

Mormon text

It would be great to hear how
Munson defends his church’s claim that prophet Joseph Smith somehow found and translated
golden tablets that contain, as multiple experts have testified, complete
gibberish. One Egyptologist called the characters "doodlings.” Another said they were just “deformed
English."Yet, the Church has the
gall to demand 10 percent of all income from members to support a religion based on that book.

They’re paying an awful lot for scribbles.

Jentzsch

Personally, I wouldn’t see any reason
to stop with the Church of Latter Day Saints.Why not subpoena Heber Jentzsch, the president of Scientology, and have
him explain how an empty black box somehow can “clear” people hooked up to it
or why the church’s theology was plucked from founder L. Ron Hubbard’s science
fiction books.

Bakarey

Even that’s small potatoes compared
to the far older Christian Science, whose founder Mary Baker Eddy described
herself as a messiah and created her religion using apparently plagiarized material. President Bosebe Bakarey is
bound to have some fascinating answers, particularly since the church believes
nothing in the real world actually exists, especially illnesses, but somehow likes
to fatten its bank account with very real cash.

Tkach

How about asking Joseph Tkach,
president and pastor general Grace Communion Church, why the world hasn’t ended
as repeatedly predicted by the late founder Herbert Armstrong and his late son Garner Ted? That failure hasn't stopped the renamed World
Wide Church of God from draining purses of the poor saps who don’t wonder why a
religious organization constantly anticipating an apocalypse needs money.

I’m on a roll here.Why not speak to Matthew Harrison, the
president of the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod, and ask him why the church
continues to insist the Bible is accurate when evidence is overwhelming that it’s
not?Most recently, scholars pointed out
that the Bible claims that Joseph went down to Egypt on a camel when camels
weren’t tamed then. Of course, that information has been known for decades, but
then so has that the Earth is about 4.5 billion years old.

Harrison

In fact, despite solid, undisputed
evidence, the Lutheran Synod continues to reap untold millions from followers
sold denials as fact.

A recent study found that 21
percent of Americans believe the Sun orbits the Earth.Harrison must be so pleased by such results:
more fools, more income.

He should have to answer in court,
too.

Pope Francis

Why end the legal probe with the
Synod?There’s the Catholic Church, too.Pope Francis can explain how a Church that
believes that God is responsible for everything can oppose gay people, as if
they also were not created by the same God.Or can argue that only belief in Jesus gets someone into a nonexistent heaven
when millions of humans lived long before anyone ever thought of transforming
an itinerant Judean preacher into a deity.

Actually, when you think about it,
very head of every religion should be prosecuted for stealing money under false
pretenses and preying on the trusting sensibilities of a gullible public.

Of course, these scofflaws believe
they are telling the “revealed” truth.However, their ignorance is no excuse,
especially when their snake oil is being used to smooth wallet extractions.

Long-time
religious historian Bill Lazarus regularly writes about religion and religious
history.He also speaks at various
religious organizations throughout Florida.You can reach him at www.williamplazarus.net.He is the author of the famed Unauthorized
Biography of Nostradamus; The Last Testament of Simon Peter; The Gospel Truth: Where Did the Gospel
Writers Get Their Information; Noel:
The Lore and Tradition of Christmas Carols;and Dummies Guide to Comparative
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About Me

During his career, Bill has been a newspaper reporter, magazine writer/editor, advertising copywriter and writer/editor of NASCAR programs, among other jobs. He has won three international awards for stories and programs while working for International Speedway Corp. and was named 2000 Florida Feature Writer of the Year.
He has published four books to date and his writing has appeared in hundreds of local, regional, state and national publications.