Nnoitra: *walking in the desert in Hueco Mundo* And it was here, several months ago, that as me and Nelliel faced off for Round 2... Nelliel...shat herself.

Grimmjow: Catsare they truly badass? F*CK YES, GOODNIGHT!!

Szayel: 12:30 pm. Aizen does not expect the pleasant surprise of finding me in his bedroom butt-naked and tied to his bedposts...

Harribel: In today's episode of 'WOMEN TODAY', I will reveal the latest women's poll, in which they were asked: "Are men worth it?" ....99.9% said 'F*ck no!' and a very sad 1% said 'yes'. May God have mercy on her soul.

Nelliel: Nnoitra, your ways are childish and an insult to the Espada...AND I SO RESPECT YOU FOR THAT!! *glomps him*

Yammy: Did you know, Ulquiorra, that the Espada's traditional dress dates back to the 14th century? The name 'hakama'our lower garment covering us from the hip downoriginates from the word...

Szayel: Imma gonna go out and f*ck a woman!

Zommari: F*CK YOU, AIZEN!!!

Starrk: *to Lillynette* Holy sh*t I'm so high right now!!! Let's go run round some more!!

AA: Kuchiki, let's get married like the fans want us too!!

Barragan: I think I wet myself...

Ulquiorra: I'M SO FRICKIN' HAPPY RIGHT NOW!! *dances around the room with Orihime*

Scene 4: Ulquiorra faces off with Ichigo (round 2).

Ulqui: I have been ordered by Aizen-sama to keep this girl here. I will not kill her unless ordered to.

Ichigo: Hang on, you were listening when Aizen SPECIFICALLY SAID: "The girl is useless to us now, come and take her back"?

Ulqui:...Your point?

Ichigo: 'My point'?! You just contradicted yourself in the space of ONE SENTANCE! You're holding a hostage that your leader said could be taken awaytherefore, you don't seem to want me to take her away! MEANING: ULQUIHIME.IS.CANON!!!! YOU GAVE YOURSELF AWAY! HA!!

Ulqui:...May I be permitted to voice a short, violent exclamation?

Ichigo: Uh...sure?

Ulqui: DAMN!!!!

Scene 5: Aizen delivers some bad news...

Aizen: Greetings, Espada...I'm afraid I have terrible news to report to you...

*The Espada tense*

Aizen:...and that is...

*More tension...*

Aizen: We've...run out of tea.

*Espada: DUN DUNwait, WHAT?*

Espada: *deadpan* Uh...right. Oh dear. Such a shame...how will we ever recover from this tragic loss...?

Nelliel shat herself I love Stark in scene 3 Time to dance with Ulquiorra Not thah tea!! That probably is what Orihime did to Grimmjow Tesla... naughty naughty I'd so watch Ulquiorra's, Grimmjow's and Starrk's TV show

But I think the item of clothing called a 'hakama' is older than the 14th century. There is mention of it in Sei Shonagon's book, and that dates back from late 10th/early 11th century. However, it is likely that this piece of clothing looked different from the one wed know. (useless bits of information ftw!)

You know, I did wonder about the same contradiction in scene 4. (lol, Ichigo is probably happy he is free to date Rukia)

D: Not the tea!!!

Lol at #6 and 7 as well.

I could probably co-host Starrk's show. Just replace 'nap' with 'stare out of the window' XD

You're welcome ^^ And since you've provoked me into sharing more random information, here's more: the translator's notes on the same book said that the piece of clothing that was originally called a hakama was just a linen wrap worn underneath the clothes. It later evolved into the pants-like form. However, from the sentence it appeared in it seemed that it was already not an undergarment by the time the book was written. I'm giving out more random info than usual since I'll be leaving to travel abroad for the next week and I won't be taking my laptop, so I'll be internet-less. So I'm making up for it (sorry if it's annoying) XD