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Maths jokes : Mathematical Jokes

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Funny Maths Jokes:

Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

A: Because you can’t drink and derive…

Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?

A: Because it had more cents.

Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

A: He worked it out with a pencil.

Q: How many molecules in a bowl of guacamole?

A: Avacado’s Number

Q: What happened to the plant in math class?

A: It grew square roots.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

A: To get to the same side.

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times

6 is?”

Student: “It’s 42!”

Teacher: “Very good! – And who can

tell me what 6 times 7 is?”

Same student: “It’s 24!”

Funny Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Q: What does the zero say to the

the eight?

A: Nice belt!

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Q: What does a mathematician present to

his fiancée when he wants to propose?

A: A polynomial ring

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

4 Q: What is the most erotic number?

A: 2110593!

Q: Why?

A: When 2 are 1 and don’t pay at10tion,

they’ll know within 5 weeks whether or

not, after 9 months, they’ll be 3…

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Trigonometry for farmers: swine and coswine…

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Life is complex: it has both real and

imaginary components.

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Three statisticians go hunting.

When they see a rabbit, the first

one shoots, missing it on the left.

The second one shoots and misses it

on the right. The third one shouts:

“We’ve hit it!”

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Q: What is the value of the contour

integral around Western Europe?

A: Zero.

Q: Why?

A: Because all poles are in Eastern Europe!

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

“What is Pi?”

A mathematician: “Pi is the ratio

of the circumference of a circle to

its diameter.”

A computer programmer: “Pi is

3.141592653589 in double precision.”

A physicist: “Pi is

3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005.”

An engineer: “Pi is about 22/7.”

A nutritionist: “Pie is a healthy

and delicious dessert!”

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Q: Why do mathematicians often

confuse Christmas and Halloween?

A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

In a dark, narrow alley, a function

and a differential operator meet:

“Get out of my way – or I’ll differentiate

you till you’re zero!”

“Try it – I’m ex…”

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

A statistician can have his head in

an oven and his feet in ice, and he

will say that on the average he feels fine.

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

LITTLE BOY : “My math teacher is crazy”.

MOTHER : “Why?”

LITTLE BOY : “Yesterday she told us

that five is 4+1;today

she is telling us that

five is 3 + 2.”

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Question: “How many seconds are

there in a year?”

Answer: “Twelve, January second,

February second, March second, …”

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke

Teacher: “What is seven Q plus three Q?”

Student: ” Ten Q”

Teacher: “You’re Welcome.”

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke – Applying For A Job

Applying For A Job There are three people applying for the same job. One is a mathematician,

one a statistician,

and one an accountant. The interviewing committee first calls in the mathematician.

They say “we have only one

question. What is 500 plus 500?” The mathematician, without hesitation,

says “1000.” The committee sends him

out and calls in the statistician. When the statistician comes in, they ask the same question.

The statistician ponders the question for a moment, and then

answers “1000… I’m 95% confident.” He is then also thanked for his time and sent

on his way. When the accountant enters the room, he is asked the same

question: “what is 500 plus 500?” The accountant

replies, “what would you like it to be?” They hire the accountant. Father: What did you do

in school today? Son:

We played a guessing game! Father: I thought you had your math exam. Son: Exactly!

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke – Statisticians Hunting

Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but

overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet.

They both give each other a high-five and say “Got it!”.

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke – Wife or Girlfriend

A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend.

The physicist: “A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment.” The mathematician: “A wife.

You have security.” The computer scientist: “Both. When I’m not with my wife, she thinks I’m with my girlfriend.

With my girlfriend it’s vice versa. And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me…”

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke -Vacation

A mathematician, an engineer, and a computer scientist are vacationing together.

They are riding in a car, enjoying the countryside, when suddenly the engine stops working.

The mathematician: “We came past a gas station a few minutes ago. Someone should

go back and ask for help.” The engineer: “I should have a look at the engine. Perhaps,

I can fix it.” The computer scientist: “Why don’t we just open the doors, slam them shut,

and see if everything works again?”

Maths Joke :Mathematical joke -Little Boy

Son: “My math teacher is crazy”.

Mother: “Why?”

Son: “Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2.”