Be happy that you live in the good ol’ US of A, where you can get away with almost anything. In this Web game for the Kevin Smith flick, Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

And you basically get it on with stick figures. The only thing racy about this game is the sound. The actual gameplay is nothing to be afraid of. Players press the left and right arrow keys until you hit a red spot on the meter. Then you move on to the next level.
Play Time: It depends on how far you want to go. I made it to level 8 before the game go to hard difficult for me. This isn’t something you want to play at work. Do it in your spare time when you’re alone, and um, at your personal computer.