scientician:(sī'-әn-tĭsh'-әn)
n. 1. A person who practices
laboratory science without a license. 2. A very intelligent person wholly
lacking in credentials.

These are your hosts, Brendan and
Wayland, the Mad Scienticians. Their backgrounds in mad science are
extensive, and include forays into temporal mechanics, applied theology,
cheese physics, and adhesive chemistry. Additionally, they took over the
world once, but got tired of ruling it and retired.

Their favored field of science,
however, is that of Alconomics, the study of intoxicating beverages and
their use. They spearheaded the development of the
Drunken Equation,
which attempts to calculate the most efficient method to a person's goals in
a night of drinking. After Wayland spent time working as a restaurant
bartender, the scienticians began applying their theoretical work to more
practical matters of mixology, and now, vodka infusion.