Now where can my underwear be , oh I remember Jon Lovitz barrowed them for his canoe trip in Arkansas for extra protection , you know how those hillbillys are he said , they will just have to settle for my guides perdy mouth . Yeah thats the ticket .

Actually I did see her underwear, I was running a race this weekend and for whatever reason there was some lady on the side of the road giving free lap dances for the runners. I could almost swear that she had on the underwear that belonged to the girl in the video! Although I don’t think she’ll want them back, later on that day I saw that lap dance girl talking to a penis unicorn, I think I heard them say something about Jon Lovits and the three of them having a good time, whatever that means…

No, I don’t, actually. I was trying to show an entire room of coworkers how online quiz results that you see on LiveJournal display so I went to Quizilla. We looked for a random quiz to click on and it turned not to be a quiz, but that video. Thankfully, everyone in the room found it hilarious. 😳

My ilk? I’ve had my ilk taken care of long ago. Exercise and a regimen of clean living and daily skewering of Evil Republicans (redundant, I know) can clear up the most unsightly case of ilk. Look what we did to “The Hammer”. Peace, Bob.

I angelina jolie (hence national lie day) am concerned about the thong i viewed outside Dave’s apartment, am having my doubts about an exclusive relationship. Therefore I am running away with Jon Lovitz, we have found a very nice trailer park in Arkansas in a town that has a Wal-Mart, for whenever we feel like getting all dressed up and goin out! Sorry Dave :kiss:

That video stunk! Or was it the underware? I think that Jon Lovitz would agree with me on this seeing that its Tell a Lie Day. And why does Arkansas get such a bad rep? Isn’t that where Hill and Billy Clinton come from?

On my way to work this morning I was distracted by a truck load of women wearing nothing but a placard saying, â€œFree lap dancesâ€. I was intrigued â€¦â€¦.so I sped up to see where they were going. They kept going faster and so did Iâ€¦â€¦â€¦ I never saw the bull come charging across the road. I swerved and missed the bull but ran right into an old Valiant. We pulled to the side of the road and who do you think got out of the carâ€¦â€¦. Jon Lovitz. He was in his pajamaâ€™s and house shoes and said he had to get to Wal-Mart but wasnâ€™t familiar with the area and asked directions. I told him to follow me and he did. Right before we reached Wal-Mart I saw the truck load of lap-dancers again. I couldnâ€™t miss my chance so I stepped on the gas, passed a car on the right side of the road and attracted the attention of a policeman that immediately turned on his lights and came after me. All the while Jon Lovitz was following closely behind. I pulled over, Jon pulled over and the police car came barreling down the street and crashed into Jonâ€™s Valiant behind me. It took a while to clear away the wrecked Police carâ€¦â€¦..but you know how solid the old Valiants are. I finally got Jon to Wal-Mart and he bought me lunchâ€¦â€¦.french fries and applesauce. I swear, Boss, thatâ€™s why Iâ€™m so late for work.

yea I heard that conversation, I was there see, yea that’s it, and I saw the whole thing first hand, yea, yea, and I uh saw this girls underpants, yea yea that’s it and they were on a door step, with a uh um a paperclip, yea that’s it!

Thank you , Peaches for the image of Jon Vovitz in his pajamas and house shoes…but then again wasn’t that one of the reasons they cancelled “The Critic”…because of an animated Jon lovitz in his pajamas and house shoes…

Tried flushing out the image with the link of the day…BIG MISTAKE…torturing us with the cheap hentai, huh Dave…now I have the image of Jon Lovitz in his pajamas & house shoes asking people around Wal-Mart if they have seen his underwear, all the time him pushing a cartload of frozen french fries and Mott’s Applesauce…and YES, I DO have a very vivid imagination…

JFLY
Currently at comment 45 you owe $18000.00 for the mention of Jon Lovitz plus $1500.00 for Master Solace for just saying Jon three times , adding the times Jon Lovitz name was mentioned here your total is $22000.00 .

Considering it was Tell-A-Lie Day I think Dave did hit on Grummuh struck out cause she thought he was to “upitty” {bathing everyday and all}.So he and Jon Lovitz ended up watching the video!! 😈
That was just incase JFLY was lying about the lying.

Yall need to quit pickin on us rednecks. That conversation sounded a lot like the customers we have at our restaurant. “I wont a cheeseburger wif no cheese ayund sum franch fries and a swueet tea.” Jon Lovitz rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We have those conversations where I live too, but instead of the redneck accent, we’ve got the overused “y’inz”. Example: “Y’inzers got beers here? Naw, I’ll just take water from the spigot.” I love Pittsburgh!