Tomorrow night, ROBERT FUNARO, from The Sopranos (Eugene Pontecorvo, who hanged himself in the next-to-last season opener) will be going to ELEMENTI, the Pan-Italian spot in Park Slope. Next week, look for STEVE BUSCEMI, and, another Soprano-STEVE SCHIRRIPA to be on-hand. Also, Brooklyn Heights-resident PAUL GIAMMATI [sic] will be there too. Is it the location? The wonderful food by ex-Hotel Hasseler chef Camillo Bassani … or, is it something else?

We’re working on getting the exact times of their reservations, but, in the meantime, Sopranos stalkers, you’ve been advised.