I wish I was magically transported to a time in the future when humanity is starting to colonize the galaxy. because of the magic, I cannot die, be injured or locked up in that time and can choose to teleport to my own universe and back whenever I want, with retention of knowledge and any items I take with me.

Granted, you can come to the future all you want and stay alive, but the Covenant have located all the Halo rings and intend to use them. Master Chief is not a part of this timeline. When the Covenant inevitably blow up the entire universe, all you can do in the future is drift around in space with a bunch of floating debris.

Granted. Holidae has invented a time machine. He goes back in the past to stop Hitler, but accidentally kills one of your ancestors in the process and never even ends up killing Hitler. But you do not exist anymore.

Granted. Holidae has invented a time machine. He goes back in the past to stop Hitler, but accidentally kills one of your ancestors in the process and never even ends up killing Hitler. But you do not exist anymore.

Oh, and he brought me back some money.

I wish I had an IQ of 211.

Granted. But like most geniuses, you're insufferable. Eventually people lose patience with you, and hire me to corrupt your wish in such a way that you die. I drop an entire bank on your head- a symbolic gesture.

I wish during my time travel I had met my paternal great grandfather.

Last edited by King Candy; 2013-02-25 at 03:20 PM.

9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

Granted, but you don't really know where exactly you're teleporting if you're teleporting somewhere out of your eyesight's reach. So when you teleport there is a chance that the matter of your body will merge with the matter of something else if you teleported in a spot where something else was. (Ex. You're in your room, you teleport to the bathroom, but your location was a little off and you end up merging your leg with the toilet bowl.) Good luck, it could still work out well for you.

I wish I'll never have to remove my tonsels or appendix or wisdom teeth because they'll be okay on their own.

Granted, you are now able to play all of those games, but when you try to do so, lightning strikes your house and causes an electrical surge into whatever device you're using to play games and fries it (You forgot to use a surge protector). You can no longer play games.