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I’ve had the honor of being featured in seven books to date, all focused on the humor of parenting. Most of these collections are available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes and Noble, and your local bookstore. Click the images below for more information on each book and to order your own copy.

But Did You Die? is the fifth hilarious installment in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone series. But Did You Die? is a collection of terrible (but also kind of good) parenting advice from some of the funniest moms and dads on the ‘net. And that one super helpful childless friend we all have who loves to tell us we’re parenting wrong. So put your kids in front of the TV and let them eat junk while you read this book and laugh your tail off. We set the bar low so you can feel better about your parenting skills. You’re welcome.

Following the enormous success of their first book, The Big Book of Parenting Tweets, Science of Parenthood and Kate Hall are back with The BIGGER Book of Parenting Tweets, featuring EVEN MORE of the funniest parents on Twitter!

I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is a collection of hilarious, original essays from 40 MORE of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. I hand picked each kick ass blogger in this book and you won’t be disappointed. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will want to share this book with every mom who is in the trenches with you. Parenting is hard. Isn’t it nice to know you’re not alone?

The Big Book of Parenting Tweets makes a perfect gift and is incredibly fun to read. You don’t have to understand Twitter to enjoy these quick quips from some of the funniest people on Twitter. Here’s what the Amazon reviews say:

“Remember the ‘Quotable Quotes’ and ‘All In A Day’s Work’ columns in Reader’s Digest? It’s like that: pithy, timely, and completely relevant to your life.”

“So hysterically accurate and funny it hurts! Because I have young children, my attention span is about as long as a tweet, so this couldn’t be a better book to have.”

“Don’t get us wrong, we love the men in our lives – we do (most of the time). It’s just that sometimes we would like them to go away. Not forever or anything like that. Just for an hour … or a day … or a weekend. We want some time to ourselves to read a good book or take a walk or do anything other than try to make a dent in the never ending mound of dirty clothes that keeps piling up on the floor on his side of the bed. We just want to be alone. All alone. Is that too much to ask?”

“You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth” is an anthology of original short stories from some of the wittiest writers on the internet. It is funny, and gritty, and raw – my favorite kind of writing.

I Just Want to Pee Alone is a #1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLING collection of hilarious original essays from some kick ass mom bloggers. This anthology was also a #1 bestseller on Amazon and iTunes.