Presidential Paranoia

It’s just over two weeks to May 29, also known as democracy day in Nigeria. This time around, the circumstances are slightly different. Nigeria has a date with destiny. A democratically elected incumbent president who lost at the polls in his bid for a second term in office will be handing over power to another democratically elected one – the first time this would be happening in Nigeria’s sixteen years of democracy. As expected, many issues are coming to the fore, with the most pressing being the embarrassing problem of the scarcity of premium motor spirit, popularly called petrol which Nigerians have had to deal with yet again! Even though as usual, this too shall pass, and the average Nigerian who has been naturally imbued with a never-say-die spirit will trudge on in spite of whatever is thrown their way.

In the mean time, President Goodluck Jonathan has for some bemusing reason been busy hiring and firing in kamikaze fashion. To cap it all, earlier this week Mr President gave us a glimpse into what his life has been like after losing at the recently concluded polls, claiming that he has been deserted by some friends and allies, as well as his expectation to be persecuted by the Buhari led incoming government. At a thanksgiving service organised in his honour last Sunday, Jonathan was quoted as saying “…for ministers and aides who served with me, I sympathize with them because they will be persecuted.” He also jokingly expressed optimism that his wife would not divorce him because of the “hard decisions” that he had to take as President of Nigeria, and his subsequent loss at the polls.

Jonathan’s utterances, actions and body language smacks of one who is paranoid. I looked up the word “Persecution” in the dictionary and found that it refers to “the unfair and abusive treatment towards a person or group of people” or “hostility and ill treatment of a person or group of people because of race or political or religious beliefs. Which makes me wonder if the president’s use of the word does not translate to going overboard. Why would anyone in a civilized world (more so the immediate past president of a country) be ill treated or oppressed if he indeed has served his country meritoriously through the years? And assuming he was found to have been corrupt or aided corruption while he in office, the proper channel to go through would be the courts where he would be prosecuted and not persecuted like the president is suggesting.

First of all, I would like to welcome Mr President to the real world where it is not unusual for friends and even family to leave “their own” in the lurch when the going gets tough. Many years in the “Ivory Tower” must have created a smokescreen to that harsh reality of life for the soon to be ex-president. Maybe, the outgoing Commander-in-Chief has valid reasons to be paranoid. His less than stellar handling of the issue of the abducted Chibok girls and the Boko Haram sect siege in the north eastern part of the country which was allowed to escalate before taking a decisive measure did his reputation no good. If many were undecided about the widespread belief that the president was clueless. The Chibok girls saga set their opinion in stone. Under the Jonathan administration, insecurity was at an all time high.

Perhaps Jonathan’s greatest undoing was his implicit support of corrupt government officials. I would imagine that what is generally seen to be his tacit protection of the Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke in the missing $20 billion from the coffers of the state oil firm, NNPC, remains an albatross which he cannot easily extricate himself from. The immigration recruitment scam which resulted in the death of young Nigerians whose only crime was a desire to be gainfully employed in a Federal Parastatal readily comes to mind, and the fact that the man responsible for a tragedy of that magnitude continues to parade himself as the Honourable Minister of the Federal Ministry of Interior is almost too much to bear. Not to talk of the huge blow Mr President dealt to the fight against corruption when he granted State pardon to his former boss and ex-governor of Bayelsa State, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha who was convicted of stealing millions of dollars.

The N24 billion Police Pension Fraud, economic downturn, epileptic power supply, high unemployment rate, looting of the treasury and surrounding himself with sycophants who deceived the him about the actual state of affairs in the country all along are enough reasons for Jonathan to believe he and members of his cabinet will have a torrid time after leaving office. And maybe they will; for karma is always waiting in the wings to strike.

P.S: On a lighter note, I’ll miss the president’s cool mien and legendary gaffes, not forgetting Mrs Jonathan’s good dose of comedy too. The State House will certainly not be the same without them.

8 Comments

Lolo, President GEJ is a reflection of how low the Nigerian mien has become. Mediocrity, nepotism, corruption and inefficiency are embraced and pardonable if the culprit is from out ‘part of town’. Nigeria wouldn’t progress with this.. In GMB, the “right-thinking” populace saw hope and a deviation from the obnoxious leadership we are currently saddled with. God help GMB..but the Change is a WE-affair – we all have our parts to play…its still me (core Liverpool fan!)

Lol, thanks “Core Liverpool fan.” I like the fact that you mentioned the much chanted “Change” being everybody’s business. I suspect that many people are just ready to pounce on the incoming government if a miracle doesn’t happen in the shortest possible time, forgetting that the system is in serious decay and the process of change is a gradual one.

The president is expecting a pat on the back for a job well done?? If everyday from May 29th was April 1st, then that would be the greatest “April fool” joke ever played. He had better dust his passport and quickly go seek asylum in a country on the far coast of Antarctica. He should not forget to take his fat slob (“the great dame”) with him.

Anyway, anything can happen in Nigeria. Who knows, contrary to his fears, he may actually be celebrated and adorned more national honors post his leaving office. Little wonder, some villains have come together under one funny group to call on him (GEJ) to have Mr. James Onanefe Ibori repatriated and subsequently granted state pardon! ……Why? People that have stolen such amounts and more are still walking the streets freely and as such, in their opinion; Ibori is being witch hunted and treated unfairly…… oh my!!!