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Concerns about rising oil prices are being ingeniously exploited by Australian brothel owners. “If you come and spend time with one of our lovely ladies, we’ll give a discount of 20 cents a litre [on petrol],” explained the manager of a bordello in Sydney. The deal knocks about £4 off the £60 price of a visit, depending on petrol tank capacity. The promotion has yet to catch on, though: “We’re getting more media exposure than bums on beds.” Nevertheless, Madame Kerry, another brothel owner, is offering the same saving scheme for users of her