Inatangle

Inatangle wrote:(Actually, ShirtMayeba wrote): Wow! Now, this is tough! Hahaha! But just to show that we're a good sport, well, here it goes, let's see if someone can decode this if I follow the statement from above:

Ths ps%e@n bsl@w ms l@vse psanut butts% and jslly.

Well, this is me all right. Actually, I'm a bit fonder of jam with my peanut butter, but jelly is good too. I'll eat pb&j for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. And it's unbearably good with a big glass of chocolate milk... yum!

The person below me is going to be a wealthy millionaire-- if they ever get around to taking their returnable bottles back to the store.

JDSardone

Well my friend believed that if you "blindfold the car" by covering the headlights that the car could not see... I had to prove him wrong while he was in the car. He was freaking out the whole time. It was hilarious.

Inatangle

JDSardone wrote:Well my friend believed that if you "blindfold the car" by covering the headlights that the car could not see... I had to prove him wrong while he was in the car. He was freaking out the whole time. It was hilarious.

The person below me Hulk smashes all his food before eating it...

KaBAMMM! CRASHHHH!SMASH POUND-POUND-POUND! Chomp-chomp... (Gulp!) Yummmm... KaBAMMM!!!!! Well... what would you do if you only had 5 teeth left in your mouth?

The person below me plans to stow away on the Starship Enterprise, because they want to meet aliens from other worlds... especially Klingons.

olcubmaster

Inatangle wrote:KaBAMMM! CRASHHHH!SMASH POUND-POUND-POUND! Chomp-chomp... (Gulp!) Yummmm... KaBAMMM!!!!! Well... what would you do if you only had 5 teeth left in your mouth?

The person below me plans to stow away on the Starship Enterprise, because they want to meet aliens from other worlds... especially Klingons.

I actually did that back in the mid-70's and met all sorts of wild, other-world sorts. Later I found out it was a Jefferson Starship enterprise and it all seemed to make more sense once the drugs wore off.

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