after he left i decided to eat one. so i took a bite and instantly thought something was wrong with it, so i walked over to the trash can to spit it out. then i thought maybe i was just making it up and chewed on it one more time and it was even worse, so i spit it out...........................

my wife just came home and i told her i had a cupcake for her. i said i had one earlier but i thought it tasted really weird. so she looked at it and took a bite. her face turned weird and she walked over to the trash can and spit it out. then she unwrapped the cupcake, looked at it and said: