STUCK IN THE SNOW? CALL THE POLICE SNOW PATROL TO SORT IT!

Bullshire is bracing itself for a battering of the white stuff; with Bullshire Police busy preparing for the inevitable calls from buffoons who didn’t think before they ventured out.

Usually, when snow falls in Bullshire, numerous members of the public who are too thick to think ahead find themselves in difficulties in the snow and, obviously, call Bullshire Police to wave a magic wand at their lives.

Naturally, Bullshire Police can’t say ‘No’ because that would be awful wouldn’t it?

Therefore, Bullshire Police has spent the TASER budget on snow mobiles which will be used for 3 days every year.

A ‘Snow Patrol’ has been set up by ring-fencing a sergeant and two constables from each of Bullshire’s response teams who won’t be allowed to attend any non-snow-related incidents for the next three months.

Unfortunately, Bullshire Online has learned that the ‘Driving Course’ which will teach the Bullshire Police Officers how to operate the snow-mobiles is scheduled for August.