MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

Mr. Laz

01-04-2006, 10:59 AM

ewwwww

BigMeatballDave

01-04-2006, 10:59 AM

****ing frogs. Go figure...

|Zach|

01-04-2006, 10:59 AM

Oh wow...rough.

Reminds of the story of the guy who was getting married to a girl. He started talking to his future girlfriend acting like someone else...when she fell in love with his online identity he killed him self.

Clint in Wichita

01-04-2006, 11:02 AM

Most internet nerds would've hit it, anyway.

BigMeatballDave

01-04-2006, 11:04 AM

Most internet nerds would've hit it, anyway.
ROFL

BIG_DADDY

01-04-2006, 11:07 AM

Most internet nerds would've hit it, anyway.

There has to be a Red N Feisty joke in here somewhere. ROFL

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 11:08 AM

Most internet nerds would've hit it, anyway.
Like they would even know what to do with it.

Hoover

01-04-2006, 11:17 AM

Most internet nerds would've hit it, anyway.
lol

They both sound stupid as hell. Their meeting place was restricted, then when busted they tell the truth, WTF

luv

01-04-2006, 11:24 AM

Just goes to show that you can never really trust people on the internet. They thought they were falling for each other. May just be me, but you can't fall for someone without actually spending time with them. And you never truly know what they look like until you meet them. Even if they do send a picture of themselves, they're going to send the best one they can find, which may or may not be recent. I could go on and on. There are people who never meet each other, but have proposed marriage over the internet! Psychos.

PastorMikH

01-04-2006, 11:24 AM

I don't care who you are, that's right there is funny.

ROFL ROFL

PastorMikH

01-04-2006, 11:25 AM

Just goes to show that you can never really trust people on the internet. They thought they were falling for each other. May just be me, but you can't fall for someone without actually spending time with them. And you never truly know what they look like until you meet them. Even if they do send a picture of themselves, they're going to send the best one they can find, which may or may not be recent. I could go on and on. There are people who never meet each other, but have proposed marriage over the internet! Psychos.

You sound like you have A LOT of experience in this area.:hmmm:

Bob Dole

01-04-2006, 11:29 AM

Just goes to show that you can never really trust people on the internet. They thought they were falling for each other. May just be me, but you can't fall for someone without actually spending time with them. And you never truly know what they look like until you meet them. Even if they do send a picture of themselves, they're going to send the best one they can find, which may or may not be recent. I could go on and on. There are people who never meet each other, but have proposed marriage over the internet! Psychos.

Fine.

Please disregard Bob Dole's recent PM.

luv

01-04-2006, 11:29 AM

You sound like you have A LOT of experience in this area.:hmmm:
I have met one or two people off of the internet for dinner or to go to a movie. No way would I have pledged any "love" for them, nor was I, in any way, "falling for them". I may be lonely, but I'm not desperate.

PastorMikH

01-04-2006, 11:31 AM

I have met one or two people off of the internet for dinner or to go to a movie. No way would I have pledged any "love" for them, nor was I, in any way, "falling for them". I may be lonely, but I'm not desperate.

You had dinner and a movie with gochiefs? Does your dad know about this?

:D

luv

01-04-2006, 11:32 AM

You had dinner and a movie with gochiefs? Does your dad know about this?

:D
I didn't want to, but now I'm gonna have to...

:rolleyes:

greg63

01-04-2006, 11:33 AM

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

Wrong; just wrong. :shake:

gblowfish

01-04-2006, 11:34 AM

France....Arkansas....whatever.

bkkcoh

01-04-2006, 12:06 PM

i just hope there wasn't any cyber-sex...... :banghead:

BigRock

01-04-2006, 12:25 PM

I say that if the guy is going to catch all the "you did it with your mom!" grief from people anyway, they might as well go ahead and do it.

Sure-Oz

01-04-2006, 12:29 PM

wow just wow

Skip Towne

01-04-2006, 12:32 PM

My mom and my wife had the same maiden names. Does that count?

Katipan

01-04-2006, 12:32 PM

I have met one or two people off of the internet for dinner or to go to a movie. No way would I have pledged any "love" for them, nor was I, in any way, "falling for them". I may be lonely, but I'm not desperate.

I love Endelt

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 12:34 PM

I love Endelt
Who doesn't? I'm a loveable guy.

Herzig

01-04-2006, 12:34 PM

France....Arkansas....whatever.

Didn't see that one coming...
ROFL

Suprised the thead made it that far...

Stinger

01-04-2006, 12:34 PM

Ok which is worse internet dating your mom for 6 months ..... or having the entire world now know you dated you mom over the internet. I must say the latter. Why people divulge this stuff is amazing. :shake:

Rain Man

01-04-2006, 12:35 PM

I love Endelt

Are you his mother? It wouldn't hurt to check.

Stinger

01-04-2006, 12:36 PM

Who doesn't?

{insert skinny girl joke here}

Inspector

01-04-2006, 12:37 PM

Just goes to show that you can never really trust people on the internet. They thought they were falling for each other. May just be me, but you can't fall for someone without actually spending time with them. And you never truly know what they look like until you meet them. Even if they do send a picture of themselves, they're going to send the best one they can find, which may or may not be recent. I could go on and on. There are people who never meet each other, but have proposed marriage over the internet! Psychos.

Mom???

Is that.....you?

Katipan

01-04-2006, 12:37 PM

Are you his mother? It wouldn't hurt to check.

No, but I am ****ing his dad.

Stinger

01-04-2006, 12:38 PM

Man Dates his own mom after 6 months on internet

Wouldn't be ironic if this turned out to Redrum 69

ROFL ROFL

Katipan

01-04-2006, 12:38 PM

{insert skinny girl joke here}

I AM NOT FAT

Matt Helm

01-04-2006, 12:53 PM

Just goes to show that you can never really trust people on the internet. They thought they were falling for each other. May just be me, but you can't fall for someone without actually spending time with them. And you never truly know what they look like until you meet them. Even if they do send a picture of themselves, they're going to send the best one they can find, which may or may not be recent. I could go on and on. There are people who never meet each other, but have proposed marriage over the internet! Psychos.

I've read about a Chief of Police's wife that obtained an emergency divorce so she could run off to NYC and marry the "internet guy of her dreams" only to find out that the person wasn't at all who she expected. She came home and they eventually remarried.

jidar

01-04-2006, 12:55 PM

Weekly World News with another scoop.
Batboy, Hitler Zombie, and now Dude Dates his Mom.
How do they do it?

sedated

01-04-2006, 12:55 PM

I've read about a Chief of Police's wife that obtained an emergency divorce so she could run off to NYC and marry the "internet guy of her dreams" only to find out that the person wasn't at all who she expected. She came home and they eventually remarried.

:eek:

angel

01-04-2006, 01:03 PM

Weekly World News with another scoop.
Batboy, Hitler Zombie, and now Dude Dates his Mom.
How do they do it?
There is a Hitler Zombie?

I thought they burned his body...?

luv

01-04-2006, 01:04 PM

I love Endelt
You've also spent a lot of time with him off of here.

luv

01-04-2006, 01:05 PM

I say that if the guy is going to catch all the "you did it with your mom!" grief from people anyway, they might as well go ahead and do it.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! :Lin:

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 01:06 PM

{insert skinny girl joke here}
Ooooh... Mer's not gonna like being called fat.

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 01:06 PM

No, but I am ****ing his dad.
I'm telling Mom!

Rain Man

01-04-2006, 01:07 PM

There is a Hitler Zombie?

I thought they burned his body...?

Burnt zombies are the scariest zombies of them all.

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 01:08 PM

You've also spent a lot of time with him off of here.
Which you would think would drive her away...

Katipan

01-04-2006, 01:10 PM

You've also spent a lot of time with him off of here.

You'd love him too :)

Skip Towne

01-04-2006, 01:12 PM

Which you would think would drive her away...
Yeah, you would.

Rausch

01-04-2006, 01:13 PM

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!
Friday December 9, 2005

By Grace Green

MARSEILLES, France --

The prosecution rests, your Honor...

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 01:18 PM

Yeah, you would.
Apparently my personal hygiene has improved greatly.

Katipan

01-04-2006, 01:19 PM

It itches but the burning is gone.

Rausch

01-04-2006, 01:19 PM

Apparently my personal hygiene has improved greatly.

Chicks dig money.

That's what I'm putting it on anyway...

Katipan

01-04-2006, 01:21 PM

Chicks dig money.

That's what I'm putting it on anyway...

The man didn't even offer to pay my cover at the bar.

And he sure as hell didn't buy my first beer.

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 01:21 PM

Chicks dig money.

That's what I'm putting it on anyway...
I make much less now than I did a year ago at this time.

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 01:24 PM

The man didn't even offer to pay my cover at the bar.

And he sure as hell didn't buy my first beer.
Real men go Dutch.

PastorMikH

01-04-2006, 01:25 PM

I AM NOT FAT

Well, that pretty much answers the question I've been wondering about whether Mer and END are just friends or if there is more. If she's skinny, they are probably just friends.

:)

Katipan

01-04-2006, 01:25 PM

Real men go Dutch.

Apparently, they also steal my jokes.

luv

01-04-2006, 01:26 PM

The man didn't even offer to pay my cover at the bar.

And he sure as hell didn't buy my first beer.
:eek:

Get rid of that one!

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 01:29 PM

Apparently, they also steal my jokes.
I learned it by watching you.

Stinger

01-04-2006, 01:33 PM

It itches but the burning is gone.

Brian Mexico ??? :hmmm:

Katipan

01-04-2006, 01:38 PM

:eek:

Get rid of that one!

He brought a pretty piece of meat with him to guard me while he made one of his many trips to the bathroom.

I think he was trying to get out of buying me ANYthing.

I got the sweetest kiss on the cheek from that cutie at midnight.

luv

01-04-2006, 01:41 PM

He brought a pretty piece of meat with him to guard me while he made one of his many trips to the bathroom.

I think he was trying to get out of buying me ANYthing.

I got the sweetest kiss on the cheek from that cutie at midnight.
Okay, then I guess it's forgivable.

angel

01-04-2006, 01:44 PM

why does every thread end up about Mer and ENDelt?

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 01:45 PM

why does every thread end up about Mer and ENDelt?
Cause we're the coolest people on the Internet.

Rain Man

01-04-2006, 01:46 PM

Cause we're the coolest people on the Internet.

That's something to brag about, too.

Katipan

01-04-2006, 01:47 PM

why does every thread end up about Mer and ENDelt?

Because every thread on the planet is about dating, sex, or drugs.

Saulbadguy

01-04-2006, 01:50 PM

why does every thread end up about Mer and ENDelt?
It'll blow over. I hope.

Yeah, I have a fear of Amway. I've never understood it. I was probably force fed too much soap as a child.

Halfcan

01-04-2006, 02:03 PM

Just goes to show that you can never really trust people on the internet. They thought they were falling for each other. May just be me, but you can't fall for someone without actually spending time with them. And you never truly know what they look like until you meet them. Even if they do send a picture of themselves, they're going to send the best one they can find, which may or may not be recent. I could go on and on. There are people who never meet each other, but have proposed marriage over the internet! Psychos.

My cousin married a guy she met on the internet. Yeah I can't say I have had the best of luck. 9 out of 10 have problems. This story is just unbelievable-how disgusting.

Donger

01-04-2006, 02:03 PM

Because every thread on the planet is about dating, sex, or drugs.

Actually, I've been meaning to start a hygiene thread, but I'm too embarassed.

Yeah, I have a fear of Amway. I've never understood it. I was probably force fed too much soap as a child.
I'd agree with you, but mostly because I don't think that a burnt zombie would be able to move as fast.

Katipan

01-04-2006, 02:05 PM

Actually, I've been meaning to start a hygiene thread, but I'm too embarassed.

PM me the subject and I'll post a thread "as a friend of a friend"

Rain Man

01-04-2006, 02:06 PM

My cousin married a guy she met on the internet. Yeah I can't say I have had the best of luck. 9 out of 10 have problems. This story is just unbelievable-how disgusting.

If you've married ten people that you met on the Internet, the problem may be you, not them.

Donger

01-04-2006, 02:07 PM

PM me the subject and I'll post a thread "as a friend of a friend"

I'm on to your game, missy; you don't post threads.

Katipan

01-04-2006, 02:07 PM

If you've married ten people that you met on the Internet, the problem may be you, not them.

Nothing would surprise me about the Halfcan family.

Halfcan

01-04-2006, 02:28 PM

If you've married ten people that you met on the Internet, the problem may be you, not them.

My cousin married a guy she met-they are still married after 7 years.

I have only been married once. I was saying most of the girls I have met have some kind of f#cked up problems. Either they are smart-ugly
hot-and dumb as a box of rocks, talk about their ex- the whole date, ect.

I did have a summer fling with a nice girl I met, but she wanted an exclusive relationship-so I dumped her.

ENDelt260

01-04-2006, 02:33 PM

Halfcan, any girl that's both hot and smart knows she doesn't have to settle for you.

Halfcan

01-04-2006, 02:38 PM

Halfcan, any girl that's both hot and smart knows she doesn't have to settle for you.

So there lies the quandry.

My only hope is being a rebound guy after her boyfriend just dumped her. Revenge sex makes me feel kind of shallow though-but then I remind myself-I am actually helping this poor girl-so that makes it better-lol

KCChiefsMan

01-04-2006, 02:57 PM

I'm a little T.O.'d at lafawnduh, she still hasn't sent me a full body pic yet