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Napoleon Dynamite Quotes, Away Messages

I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.

Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything. Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.