During a normal sweep of my pastebin data, i found chatroulette logs :)
That's one of the coolest talks i have ever seen:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This was a triumph.
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: I'm making a note here
You: HUGE SUCCESS
Stranger: Its hard to over state my
Stranger: SATISFACTION
You: Aperture Science
Stranger: We do what we must, because we can.
You: For the good of all of us.
Stranger: Except the ones who are dead.
You: but theres no sense crying over every mistake
Stranger: You just keep on trying til you run out of cake
You: And the science gets done
Stranger: And you make a neat gun
You: for the ones that who are
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
You: I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now-
Stranger: Even though you broke my heart
Stranger: And killed me
You: And tore me to pieces.
Stranger: And threw every piece into a pile
You: As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Stranger: Now these points of data make a beautiful line
You: And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
Stranger: So I'm glad I got burned thinking of all the things we learned
You: for the people who are
still alive.
Stranger: Go ahead and leave me...
You: Maybe you'll find someone else
Stranger: to help you.
You: maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke! Fat Chance!
Stranger: Anyway, this cake is great, its so delicious and moist.
You: look at me, still talking when theres science to do
Stranger: When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
You: I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
Stranger: On the people who are still alive
You: And believe me I am
still alive.
Stranger: I'm doing science and I'm still alive
You: I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
Stranger: While you're dying I'll be still alive
You: And when you're dead I will be
still alive.
Stranger: Still alive
You: Still Alive.
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: I LOVE YOU TOO
Stranger: Can we go have a threesome with the companion cube?
You: Front page maybe? Upvotes?
You: OF COURSE
Stranger: I think so hahaha
You: I have a question
You: When does the narwal bacon?
Stranger: I do not know.
You: shame :( you reddit at all?
Your conversational partner has disconnected