Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

When a Scot has a sheep's stomach, he has two choices. If he is hungry, he makes a haggis. On the other hand, if he is deaf, he makes bagpipes.

In a fit of temporary insanity last September, my wife and I went to see the Red Hot Chilli Pipers. They are a "bagrock" band with 2 drummers, 3 Pipers, a keyboardist, 2 guitar players, a vocalist, and a partridge in a pear tree. We had a great time and enjoyed the concert tremendously. And that is a sentence I never thought I would write about bagpipes.