The only thing worth noting about last night's BCS championship game was Brent Musburger's old-man boner over Katherine Webb, the girlfriend of Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron. In the video above, you can see reporters telling McCarron that his girlfriend was the night's breakout star, and then you can see Mcarron's world begin crumbling around him.

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That's a very specific kind of panic that flashes across McCarron's face, the kind that can only be brought on by learning that your girlfriend, who is indeed a very pretty lady, is now a very famous pretty lady. McCarron keeps his composure as best he can, but he looks as if he's about to start yelling about how everyone needs to back up and stop eyeballing him like that because he's about to sock someone and yeah he'll show them WHAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE.

And that's basically what McCarron did on Twitter right after the game:

@ddockett boy stop! U gotta better chance with them strippers then this way homie know that. better stop eating them wings and win. All love