One girl's twistedly fantastic interpretation of what the hell is really going on in those tribes.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Kelly S.: Not Your Winner

Today we meet Kelly Shinn. *sigh* Do we have to? I'm so sick of mediocre girls saying they're more than a pretty face.

Kelly was homecoming queen and she like thinks she'll like have the best social popularity game in like the history of Survivor ever. Elisabeth Hasslebeck is her Survivor hero because she like played with "smarts". Look, Elisabeth is many things. "Smart" just isn't one of them.

Kelly will plan ice cream socials and panty raids and she'll like be the belle of the ball. Oh shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. I predict a quick and early departure for you and, you know what? I'm not the least bit sad about it.