1) During a pick-up game, the guy I was guarding kept calling fouls on me because I kept putting my hand in his face.

2) I saw a listing on amazon.com for a used version of an Xbox 360: Splinter Cell edition. One of the lines said: "Splinter Cell game is missing, so it includes 2 other games: Lego Indiana Jones and Kung Fu Panda." My friend, who was looking at the screen, yelled, "I don't want that sh-t!" Never mind the fact that he's not the one looking for an Xbox 360.

3) The poor Photo-shopping in this video made me laugh so hard, sound didn't even come out.