You flip through the magazine. It's the one where they talk about Google.

The cat is still yelling at you.
> look sandwich

DRUNK HULK THINK YOU FAIL KINDERGARTEN
> examine sandwich

For some reason, you have a half-eaten ham and cheese sandwich sealed in a zip-top bag. It's hard to tell how old the thing is, but that fuzzy white stuff all over the bread can't be a good sign.

The cat bites your ankle.
> grab cat

The cat deftly avoids your clumsy grasp.

The cat is still yelling at you.
> tear magazine

You rip several pages out of the back issue of Wired.

The cat is still yelling at you.
> crumple pages

You crumple the torn magazine pages into paper balls.

The cat is still yelling at you.
> throw balls

You toss the paper balls across the room, one by one. The cat stops yelling and watches with great interest, leaping into the air to intercept each projectile, then batting it around the floor.
> open door

The door doesn't have a handle or knob. You can't open it.
> push door

The door won't budge.
> pull door

The door doesn't have anything for you to grab onto.
> use keycard on door

You swipe the keycard across the blank surface of the door. After a moment, you hear a beep, then a click. The door pops outward slightly.
> push door

The door swings open to reveal a second windowless room. There is a gray cat sitting in the middle of the floor.