It was a very funny and harmless tweet that got picked up by the some gossip blogs and TMZ. Next thing you know it was a bigger story than what it really was.

So Lawson decides it would be beneficial to come up with a story to make it seem like he didn’t write the tweet.

In classic “dog ate my homework fashion” he went with the “someone stole my phone” excuse.

I can not say with 100% certainty that is a lie, because I don’t speak in absolutes, but my personal opinion is that Roger Clemens was being more honest when he testified in front of Congress.

Time for people to:

MAN UP

If you tweeted about wanting to bang a Kardashian for a ring, just own it. If you accidentally tweet a freaky pic instead of DM just admit it and move on. If you pimping on Twitter be proud of being a ho, don’t try to act like it is not happening.