Alec Baldwin

AP photo / Diane Bondareff

What: On a voice mail leaked in 2007 by his estranged ex-wife, Kim Basinger, the "30 Rock" star can be heard scolding his daughter, Ireland. Profanity count: 7 Rage level: 7 Money quote: "You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?" Mid-rant digression: "When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing, and I go and I make that phone call." Listen to Baldwin's rant here. (Warning: Explicit language.)

What: On a voice mail leaked in 2007 by his estranged ex-wife, Kim Basinger, the "30 Rock" star can be heard scolding his daughter, Ireland. Profanity count: 7 Rage level: 7 Money quote: "You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?" Mid-rant digression: "When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing, and I go and I make that phone call." Listen to Baldwin's rant here. (Warning: Explicit language.) (AP photo / Diane Bondareff)

What: On a voice mail leaked in 2007 by his estranged ex-wife, Kim Basinger, the "30 Rock" star can be heard scolding his daughter, Ireland. Profanity count: 7 Rage level: 7 Money quote: "You are a rude, thoughtless little pig, OK?" Mid-rant digression: "When the time comes for me to make the phone call, I stop whatever I'm doing, and I go and I make that phone call." Listen to Baldwin's rant here. (Warning: Explicit language.)