Ignore for a moment that I just commission an oil portrait of Kenny Rogers holding a deck of cards for my sitting room. "The Gambler" is an objectively awesome song. And the Muppets are objectively awesome.

As the 2006 World Series goes into Game 5 tonight, HDTV reveals every move with a eye that's significantly more discerning than in days past. In fact, that "clump of dirt" Tigers pitcher Kenny Rogers had on his left hand in Game 2 on Sunday never would've come to light if we hadn't seen shot after shot from Fox's…