AfghOn the other hand, the way Americans pronounce "roof" kinda balances it out.

13.5Had this been a story about actual raccoons (1) it would have occurred at night, (2) there would have been no father present, and (3) the mother would have taught her kid not to eat poison by beating the shit out of it whenever it tried.

zatojonesAlso the baby raccoon would be asking about what garbage is OK to eat

Stupid Lisa Garbage FaceDon't you put it in your mouth, don't you stuff it in your face, though it might look good to eat and it might look good to taste!