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Voting is about to start and they're campaigning furiously down there. The DNA is discussing policy in depth. DNA has detailed plans. The carbon dioxide is complaining about the negative press coverage its getting, and the chlorophyll is pushing a green agenda. The individual atom candidates are receiving lots of attention --- their truthfulness is being questioned. Voters must have heard that "atoms make up everything"!

Ernie, this car you're selling was worthless when you got it and is worthless now! For Sale. That's why my sign says it'll "retain its value." And it's certain this wiring will cause a huge fire any day now. I say it's "sure to start up." You think it's environmentally friendly? No, I call it a "hybrid" because it has lots of mismatched junkyard parts meant for older models. And the interior is full of mold .. so I let people know it's a "green car"!

http://archive.org. Wayback Machine. Year: 1776. URL: Facebook.com/ThomasJefferson. Thomas Jefferson. About an hour ago. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Like 35. musketsam: You, sir, art a communist who knoweth aught about the way the world works. Thomas Jefferson: Communist? musketsam: You would have us believe all men are "equal." I suppose that means you also think all men should be given polar bears made of jelly beans and whatever else they want. Thomas Jefferson: If you are endeavoring to change my mind about all men being created equal, you are doing a good job of it. John Adams: LOL! John Smith: This is a good article. If you enjoyed this article as I did, you may also like this Wonderful Sale on Tomahawks I discovered. (This cartoon was originally published on 2012-04-26).

Many people seem to view government as a shopaholic of sorts. Families are cutting back. Why can't the guv'mint? Tax and spend! That's all these bureaucrats want to do! Some of these profligate officials agreed to speak with us anonymously. It started when I got a rust our of buying manhole covers. Now I get my fix ordering bridge repairs. Somebody please stop me! I'm sorry, but sending disability checks to people with horrific diseases and injuries is simply too much fun! It's like buying a new flat-screen tv every day! In. Out. I know I should cut back on trying to keep feces out of hamburger meat, but the truth is, I get off on preventing foodborne illness. Sorry, taxpayers!

What, you're not doing that mindlessness thing anymore? For the last time, it's called mindfulness! And to tell the truth, I've found that knitting gives me that same sense of serenity. Plus, I've got sharp needles in case someone tries to spoil it.

You notice how I never ask you how I look? Yes. That's because I believe it's not how I look that's important. It's how I THINK I look. And I always think I look pretty good. Yeah, and I always think I can believe everything I read on the internet.

How come my finger has a heartbeat? Good question, Nelson. Actually your whole body has a heartbeat. That's because there's blood beating through your entire body. Your finger is just a point where you can feel it easily. Does that make sense? Uh huh. And besides, if it didn't have a heartbeat it would turn black and fall off. Earl! What? The kid has to learn these things.