Oh man check out this totally awesome and rare 45 I got off eBay. Everyone thought the song was lost forever. But now I have the only known copy of it. It only cost me $1500 and the blood of my first born. Pretty good deal no. But enough talk, lets listen to this thi—NO. NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NO YOU CAN'T SCRATCH WITH THAT. THAT IS NOT A FRISBEE.

If I had just spent $20 on a portable USB turntable, which converts my vinyl to MP3 and is $15 less than normal, I wouldn't have allowed this crime against music history (and my bank account) to happen. -AC

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