Going to be a instant fucking classic, best new book, times award winner....called The Art of Busrunning. It will be visually impressive, mind numbingly erotic, sexist and expletive ridden yet charming, optimistic and epic in scope. I will detail what it takes to be the best busboy you can be, from the training tactics, mental strategies and physical training regimens to the techniques necessary to be one of the best. Strength, power, coordination, endurance, discipline and willpower are some of the topics that will be covered in addition to you yourself becoming a well paid, highly respected member of the restaurant staff.

There's gonna be a great plot twist in the vein of Romeo and Juliet involving two bussers of rival corporations falling madly in love with each other but are afraid to go public in fear of getting fired.