A Must See Site

I consider this a must see, because of how freaking hilarious it is. Shitmydadsays is a Twitter page run by a 29yr old about the funny stuff his 73yr old dad says on a regular basis. He posts all of the quotes on his Twitter account, which has become so popular that it may be made into a TV Series.

My personal Favorite quotes:

“Here’s a strawberry, sorry for farting near you…Hey! Either take the strawberry and stop bitching, or no strawberry, that’s the deal.”

“The worst thing you can be is a liar….Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2”

“You’re like a tornado of bullshit right now. We’ll talk again after your bullshit dies out over someone else’s house.”