Beware the Ex-Girlfriend Face Tattoo

I’m not sure which is scarier: The fact that Chad Ochocinco got a tattoo of his estranged wife Evelyn Lozada’s face, or the fact that he believes that doing so will somehow bring her back to him. Is the ex-girlfriend face tattoo the modern equivalent of Van Gogh’s ‘ear in a box’ move? If you unexpectedly see yourself on someone’s else’s body, it’s time to run!