Meanwhile, the Dash Dolls on Twitter have turned celebrity sleuths, as they eagerly await the so-far-unconfirmed ushering of a new Jenner-ation, with younger half-sister, Kylie Jenner’s alleged arrival by stork.

People still think Kylie might be the surrogate:

Are we still theorizing that Kylie Jenner may secretly be Kim and Kanye’s surrogate? Jw since there were rumors she was in labor and, coincidentally, Kimye’s baby was just born ?

Still, the Kylie Jenner pregnancy theories are showing signs now of slowing down, and the young reality TV personality has been staying out of the limelight since September, when the rumour-mill began churning.

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The social media hiatus is said to continue if and when Kylie gives birth to her first child, with Travis Scott, ushering in a new dawn away from the pressures of public life and nepotistic social media ladder-climbing.

Kommence the search for yet another Kute baby name Kicking off with the letter K.

Francesca Donovan

A former emo kid who talks too much about 8Chan meme culture, the Kardashian Klan, and how her smartphone is probably killing her. Francesca is a Cardiff University Journalism Masters grad who has done words for BBC, ELLE, The Debrief, DAZED, an art magazine you've never heard of and a feminist zine which never went to print.