I've been "Natched".

I should have seen it coming; Natch's reputation for generosity precedes him. When I took him up on his offer to trade "a bowl or two" of MacB's ODF, I should have suspected he would not quite stick to the deal. Here's what I found in over-stuffed baggies in my mailbox this morning:C&D Habana DaydreamFairmorn's Lancer's SlicesStokkeybe Balkan SupremeBalkan SassienniGuffy's Morning BlendBeck's Ol' Limey BastardStraight PeriqueGH Louisiana FlakeHamborger VeermasterC&D EpiphanyPeretti's Cuban MixturePeretti's D-9575Boswell's Countryside

Let this be a warning to anyone who deals with Natch. You'll come out feeling like you owe him big time! Seriously, Natch, thank you so much.

...yeah, what the hell did you expect, GK? The Shadow bombs with Smoker's Pride/Super Value, Natch buries you in anything and everything. With carefully placed labels. (Measure them, they're placed mathematically dead-center on each bag.)

_________________These are horrible times and all sorts of horrible people are prospering, but we must never let this disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to annoy and hinder them at every turn.