Same sex kisses are old news - Emmerdale gave us the first lesbian wedding 11 years ago and 'Enders had a gay kiss way back in 1989. What's more surprising is that scriptwriters thought loyal, trustworthy and straight-talking Sean would be able to keep his loose lips shut and not blab the truth to best mate Michelle.

And the most shocking, disturbing and downright sick snog of the week? Creepy David Platt and super-bitch Tracy Barlow, left. Now that really is enough to put you off your tea.