1. Put a helmet on that soldier.2. Nice girls DO, but not without a helmet on that soldier.3. Never pass up a chance to sleep, to use the toilet, or to eat.4. Good underwear lasts longer, but cheap underwear make better bolos.5. Bullets are more satisfying, but sleeper darts have less paperwork after the fact.6. Lovers come and go, but partners are forever.7. Learn to drive fast, shoot accurately and make your own shortcuts... all at the same time.8. Partners come first. 9. When all else fails, smile.10. Haircuts are vastly overrated.11. Do not drink the water.12. Learn to dance.13. Do not dance with gorillas.14. Always have plan B, and plan C, and plan D, and plan E.15. Uncut diamonds are better than savings bonds.16. Learn to sleep standing up, sitting up, tied up, upside down and with your eyes open (the latter will be useful during staff meetings).17. Lie simply, lie smart.18. Trust no one, except your partner, your mother and his mother.19. The IQ of the average THRUSH goon is about equal to their shoe size.20. A well-fitting pair of shoes is better than sex.