Unconventional Spin to a Classic Rhyme

This is a parody of the "Jack and Jill" Nursery rhyme. It is rewritten so that instead of being a classic tale about a boy and a girl, it is shocked into the contemporary age by twisting the "Jill" character into "Randy" at the very end, revealing that Jill is actually a transvestite. Remember that the original source is on the bottom right corner.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana
Jack got high, unzipped his fly and asked Jill if she wanna...
Jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, ol Jack thought he'd get laid.
Jack would kill to be with Jill, "there has to be a way!"
So he pulled down his pants and flat out asked "Can I come in to play?"
Jill said "No" and Jack said "Ho, I'll come in anyway!"
Jill cried and screamed, and begged and pleaded, and things were getting heated,
But jack was ready, and pumped away, until poor Jill was seeded.