I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

100 Words about Baseball

Why I Love Baseball

There is no clock
90 feet between bases is genius
There are secret signs
Hanging curveballs are sexy
Numbers are magic: 755, 56, 7, 61, 1.12
Tinker to Evers to Chance
Ivy at Wrigley
The Green Monster
The suicide squeeze
Cracker Jack
Walt Whitman liked it
Jackie Robinson and Pee-Wee Reese
It just feels American
The seventh-inning stretch
Superstition
Guys in tight pants
Bull Durham
Centerfield
There’s no crying in baseball
Cooperstown
A great play at the plate
Chatter
Pepper
High socks
Tradition
Spring training
Keeping score
The rubber game
The infield fly rule
162 chances

Edited to bold the ones that I like. Many bad songs are bolded for one reason or another. So sue me. My comments in italics.

Since
I love to dance, I'm afraid that means I have a soft spot in my heart
for bad music, as good dance music is invariably bad music in general.

Also keep in mind that they were specifically not considering the Truly Bad, such as "Macarena".

50. CÉLINE DION“My Heart Will Go On” 1998 49. RIGHT SAID FRED “I’m Too Sexy” 1992How can you not like this song?48. THE BEATLES“Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da” 1968Damn straight.47. BRYAN ADAMS“The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You” 199646. NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK“Hangin’ Tough” 198945. JA RULE FEAT. ASHANTI“Mesmerize” 200244. MEAT LOAF“I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” 1993 43. UNCLE KRACKER“Follow Me” 200042. SIMON & GARFUNKEL“The Sounds of Silence” 196541. BILLY JOEL“We Didn’t Start the Fire” 1989My mom was CRAZY about this song. So I like it for her. :) 40. COLOR ME BADD“I Wanna Sex You Up” 1991 Terrible song. I still remember the goofy-ass video. Slightly danceable, though and wonderfully cheesy. 39. RICKY MARTIN“She Bangs” 200038. REDNEX“Cotton Eye Joe” 199537. GERARDO“Rico Suave” 199136. MASTER P FEAT. SILKK, FIEND, MIA-X AND MYSTIKAL“Make Em Say Uhh!” 1998 35. R.E.M.“Shiny Happy People” 1991Say it ain't so.34. DAN FOGELBERG“Longer” 197933. AQUA“Barbie Girl” 199732. WILL SMITH“Will 2K” 199931. CRASH TEST DUMMIES“Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” 1994 30. WHITNEY HOUSTON“Greatest Love Of All” 198629. DEEP BLUE SOMETHING“Breakfast At Tiffany’s” 199528. JOHN MAYER“Your Body is a Wonderland” 200127. EUROPE“The Final Countdown” 198726. THE DOORS“The End” 196725. PUFF DADDY FEAT. FAITH EVANS AND 112 “I’ll Be Missing You” 1997I like this song, I don't care what anyone says about it.24. FIVE FOR FIGHTING“Superman” 2000I'm a total sucker for this song, too. And it has nothing to do with 9/11.23. COREY HART“Sunglasses At Night” 1984I used to think Corey Hart was so fine. Back in the day when it was acceptable to describe a good-looking guy as "fine."22. TOBY KEITH“Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)” 2002I like TK a lot, but this song just makes me so sad and angry, and not for the reasons he sings about.21. SPIN DOCTORS “Two Princes” 199220. LIONEL RICHIE“Dancing On The Ceiling” 1986Surely "Hello" isn't any better than this. Or "Say You, Say Me." WTF was that song supposed to be about?19. MR. MISTER“Broken Wings” 198518. CHICAGO“You’re the Inspiration” 1984 17. HAMMER“Pumps and a Bump” 199416. 4 NON BLONDES “What’s Up?” 199315. THE REMBRANDTS“I’ll Be There For You” 199514. BETTE MIDLER“From a Distance” 199013. GENESIS“Illegal Alien” 198312. THE BEACH BOYS“Kokomo” 198811. CLAY AIKEN“Invisible” 2003 10. PAUL McCARTNEY AND STEVIE WONDER“Ebony and Ivory” 19829. MADONNA“American Life” 20038. EDDIE MURPHY“Party All the Time” 19857. BOBBY McFERRIN“Don’t Worry Be Happy” 19886. HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS“The Heart Of Rock & Roll” 1984 5. VANILLA ICE“Ice Ice Baby” 1990Terrible song, but easy to dance to. I give it a 79, Dick.4. LIMPBIZKIT“Rollin’” 20003. WANG CHUNG“Everybody Have Fun Tonight” 19862. BILLY RAY CYRUS“Achy Breaky Heart” 19921. STARSHIP“We Built This City” 1985

I can think of some honorable mentions:

"Got My Mind Set on You" by George Harrison"All Cried Out" by Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam with Full Force (the scary thing is that I didn't have to look up the full billing)"Get Out of My Dreams" by Billy Ocean"Pink Cadillac" by Natalie Cole"Jump Start My Heart" by Natalie Cole (avoid automotive themes in general)"Naughty Girls Need Love Too" by Samantha Fox