Disney's Plan for World Domination (thing)

I was at home today, watching, as coincidence may have it, The Disney Channel, when I realized that Disney's evil plan to take over the world as we know it isn't simply limited to controlling the minds of the world's youth.

This is just NOT right.
I could feel my mind go numb from the bombardment of cheezy fluff, but yet I couldn't tear myself free. I'm 21. I am not a child, or even a teenager anymore. Isn't this stuff only supposed to captivate kids? This must be part of the insidious evil that is Disney! First, it was just cartoons. Then there were theme parks, and hotels, and resorts, and cruise ships, and movies, and their plan for world domination was well underway.