1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

Top marks for Matteh & PF to lift them up to 2nd & 3rd respectively (& to make an all-Pom top 3, at least we lead the way in Rugby tipping...), but my 5 points means I hang onto top spot for another day at least. Sam Vimes opens his account, but his error margin of 15 is one too many to net himself an extra 2 points.

"The PFA does not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-football matters."- Gordon Taylor in 2009 following Marlon King's release after a prison sentence for sexual assault & ABH