PETA has written to Rex Ryan to ask him not to run with bulls anymore. It’s unknown if Rex will comply, but he has vowed to continue to be extra nice to his wife’s dogs. … A New Jersey Transit bus driver named George Simpson was fired after being caught pleasuring himself while going through the Lincoln Tunnel. Simpson is expected to claim it was a simple misunderstanding, that he was confused and thought he was just rapidly running through the gears on the stick shift — over and over again. … Then again, maybe Simpson wants to run for mayor of New York City someday and feels being a pervert would be good to have on his resume.