I have been poring over my stash under the influence of much chocolate. This can sometimes be a dangerous thing. Crazy combinations start coming to mind, and projects that no one in their right mind would attempt start to seem feasible.

So, in this state of elated, fiber-high goofiness, I offer the following challenge to my fellow knitters:

The World's Most Bizarre/Scariest Swatch.

You can use any fiber you want, and you have two weeks. Interested? Post finished photos here.