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xRAINBOWxPIKACHUx Posted:

This is bacchus in a fit of denial. He just can’t come to terms with the fact that he jerked off to a man’s bum.

when i was about 14 a friend took a pic of my moobs. Weeks later a friend of mine found it and thinking it was the others girlfriend(who would leave that out?)he took it into the bathroom. We have never let him forget this.

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bobdisgea Posted:

when i was about 14 a friend took a pic of my moobs. Weeks later a friend of mine found it and thinking it was the others girlfriend(who would leave that out?)he took it into the bathroom. We have never let him forget this.

Ahahaha, that’s awesome. We did an April Fool’s joke on my friend back in high school, where we wrote a fake letter from an inmate at the prison, talking about how him and my friend James were going to run away together once he got out, and that nobody could stop their love. We got his mom in on it, and she sent him to the store while we hid in his room. He got back and she started screaming at him about the letter and calling him a fabulous person and talking **** on him, and I could have sworn he was crying.

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Another important point to make, why do people naturally have hair surrounding their bumholes? It’s too sparse to keep me warm, but it’s just enough to gross me out and make me paranoid that ****’s going to collect there. So I have to contort into the craziest positions to shave it off. And if I nick myself oh good jesus it looks like I slaughtered a pig in the shower. I feel this is an evolutionary failure.

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Annie Anxiety Posted:

Another important point to make, why do people naturally have hair surrounding their bumholes? It’s too sparse to keep me warm, but it’s just enough to gross me out and make me paranoid that ****’s going to collect there. So I have to contort into the craziest positions to shave it off. And if I nick myself oh good jesus it looks like I slaughtered a pig in the shower. I feel this is an evolutionary failure.

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Annie Anxiety Posted:

Another important point to make, why do people naturally have hair surrounding their bumholes? It’s too sparse to keep me warm, but it’s just enough to gross me out and make me paranoid that ****’s going to collect there. So I have to contort into the craziest positions to shave it off. And if I nick myself oh good jesus it looks like I slaughtered a pig in the shower. I feel this is an evolutionary failure.