Date: Wed, 25 Dec 2002 22:32:44 -0500
From: Thomas Wehner
Subject: Learn to Play Soccer
Disclaimer- I have no personal knowledge of the wrestlers involved. I have
no have any idea of their sexual preference. The story is a work of fiction.
All names are trademarks of World Wrestling Entertainment. All rights
reserved.
Trailer-Park Trash
He was depressed. He did not know what to do. He was used to having his
girlfriend with him. He knew that he needed to get laid. He was starting to
wish that he never went and got his cousin. It was his entire fault. He got
him in trouble with Nidia. Why did he have to get Nuncio? He knew that he
would have to get relief somewhere. But where?
Jamie Noble was restless. He had to have sex. But he knew all the WWE divas
were attached. Nidia now had her new flame Tajiri, Torrie Wilson had Billy
Kidman, Stacy had Test, Dawn Marie had Al Wilson, Victoria had Steven
Richards, and Trish had HHH. Jamie was wondering the back halls looking for
even a stagehand right now. He knew that they would love to have a piece of
him. That they would love to brag to people that they slept with "the" Jamie
Noble. Crash Holly soon approached him.
"Hey Jamie, don't forget about the meet a fan day. We all hating meeting
fans that goggle over us, but it is part of being a superstar."
"I did forget. When are they coming?"
"About two hours before the show."
"Thanks buddy."
"No problem."
Jamie thought that he needed to get laid before then. He went back to his
dressing room. Since there was an odd number of superstars on RAW, he once
in a while got his own locker room. He was glad that this time he did, so
when he brought someone back he could have privacy.
The rest of the day was pretty uneventful for Jamie. He had his short
promos before the show that nite. He did always going to Roanoke, VA. He had
spent some time there when he was younger. It was already 3 hours before the
show and he still had not gotten any. He was starting to get a little
worried. He never preformed without getting any before he went out. As time
grew closer to the "Meet a Fan," he knew that he had to get laid quickly. He
realized that if he could not get a woman to suck his man meat, he might
have to get a guy to. He just thought that a mouth is a mouth. He quickly
went to get his shower before finding a guy. When he got out of his shower,
John Cena was knocking at the door.
"Hey Jamie, its John, let me in, we need to talk."
"One sec, I just got out of the shower."
"We are both guys, its important."
"Fine."
John came in to talk, but when he saw Jamie's tight hard body, he could not
stop starring. He knew he had a great body himself, washboard abs, great
chest, huge monster dick, but he wanted to try something with a guy ever
since he came to the WWE.
"What did you need to talk to me so much?"
"Bischoff just signed us into a number 1 contender's match for the
cruiserweight match. He said that we could decide between us who is going to
win. He said the WWE would go with who ever we choose."
"That was so important. I have more important things to do right now. You
know, pre-show things."
In fact, John had not idea. He was already for the show that nite, he was
in his gear. His hat was on backwards, his wife beater (that showed off his
tight arms and chest), and his lucky bikini briefs that were hidden by his
baggy pants. Jamie also noticed that John was wearing a tight shirt. He
began to think of a plan to get laid. He knew exactly who he wanted to suck
his cock.
"So do you want to win the match?"
"Of course Jamie, it will help my career. B-2 is my running buddy, but I
need to break away and be on my own. If I can have a shot at the title, I
can do that."
"Well, I want my title back. So I want to win."
"But I need to win, you've already been champion, I haven't. I will do
anything for you to let me win."
"Anything?"
"Yes, anything."
Jamie then realized that he still might get laid before the show.
This is part one of the story. I have started to write part two but I would
like some feedback before I finish writing it. Please tell me what you
think. twehner@ferrum.edu