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Thursday, February 10, 2011

That's Our Nikki

When Nikki Haley was running for governor last year, there were rumors THAT WOULD NOT DIE about her alleged affairs with a couple of men, one of them being Will Folks.

Well, Nikki got all morally superior and announced that, if the rumors of her alleged affairs were ever proven, she, if elected governor, would instantly resign. Quite unlike Mark "Appalachian Trail Hiking Serial Adulterer Sanford.

And then the rumors of Nikki doing the nasty kind of dissipated, though they never quite entirely went away.

And, now, they're baaaaaaack.

Will Folks has written book where he describes in vivid detail his alleged affair with Nikki Haley, delighting readers with tales of grabbing her ass and her rubbing her crotch across his bulge.

Yeah, it's like that.

And Will has come out and dared Nikki Haley to sue him for his tell-all: "By the way, anytime Haley wants to sue us for libel, we're waiting ... in fact, it might be good to get some sworn statements on the record as it relates to this case, don'tcha think?"

Yes, I do.

Nikki, for her part, has been noticeably silent. About Will Folks. But she is mighty peeved at our local Fox News station--that's right, Haley, the Teabagger darling is angry at Fox News--for running the story. And while she won't comment on the story, she is blasting the news channel.

Early Monday morning, Haley went all Palin on her Facebook page to slam WACH 57:

This new news of the Nikki-Tryst comes on the heels Haley’s chief of staff, Tim Pearson, dodging questions about his role in attempting to cover up the Haley/Folks affair--including text messages sent to Folks that featured statements like “I’m telling you man, we keep this under wraps and (Haley) is going to win.”