And the winner of the painful prize for this year’s most unfortunate husband on Singles’ Day goes to this Chongqing man whose wife had a sudden epiphany during their lovemaking that it was just past midnight and time to hop off and shop.Unfortunately, she might have been a little too excited, so that when the alarm sounded, she very abruptly rolled over to grab her mobile phone to get an early start on snatching up the best bargains, fracturing her hubby’s manhood in the process.Presumably, the woman’s shopping session was somewhat interrupted by her spouse’s screams of pain, but after a quick inspection, they found no obvious signs of damages. However, when they woke up in the morning, they discovered that the husband’s penis had become purple and swollen, according to Tiexue.The couple rushed to the hosptial, where a doctor found that the man’s Corpora cavernosa had ruptured. Following a quick operation, the doctor said that the man would suffer no permanent damage.It’s thanks to dedicated shoppers like this man’s wife that Alibaba managed to earn $1 billion in just the first 8 minutes of Singles’ Day this year. They would go on to clear $14.3 billion in sales in the 24-hour period, breaking all the records.

All hail Jack Ma!Alibaba has smashed all the records, recording sales of $14.3 billion during 2015 Singles' Day, up…