ALCS: …JUST DIE ALREADY

Red Sox fans live to front-run another day after rallying from a 7-0 deficit in the bottom of the seventh to win, culminating in a JD Drew single in the bottom of the ninth that scored Kevin Youkilis. The Red Sox now only trail the Rays by a single game as the series returns to Tampa Bay on Saturday. Meaning that the Rays will blow these next two games and the Sawks will be as insufferable as ever. Why do you do this to me, baseball?

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My family has a cousin like that. We keep him hidden so he doesn’t shit himself in public.

By: Vince Mancini

10.17.2008 @ 9:36 AM

I hope when Ortiz catches him he kicks his ass for trying to steal the black power salute.

By: Philly Cheesesteak

10.17.2008 @ 9:49 AM

I loved how all those fly-by-night fans were leaving between the 5th and 6th inning. I just wanted a fly by to napalm the whole fucking park.

By: Weed Against Speed

10.17.2008 @ 9:51 AM

“Franks and beans! Franks and beans!”

By: Burnsy

10.17.2008 @ 9:54 AM

As a lifelong Rays fan, who grew up watching Tampa legends like Roberto Clemente and Mickey Morandini, I’d like to assure everyone that the Rays are just fine. Manager Jim Madden has everything under control.

By: Taco_JOnes

10.17.2008 @ 10:01 AM

“all those fly-by-night fans”

You mean the 2,000 or so out of the 35,000 that were there? The place was pretty full and rocking from the point Pedroia drove in the first run on.

By: Tarsook

10.17.2008 @ 10:16 AM

@Philly Cheesesteak

I know TBS coverage is AMAZING, but as someone actually at the game last night, not that many people left.

And so what? You have another few nights to see who’s going to destroy the Phillies, boooohooooo.

By: SpecialK

10.17.2008 @ 10:20 AM

I think what makes this so upsetting is that you just fucking know Red Sox fans feel entitled to shit like this happening now. Pompous douche bags.

By: King Jeremy the Wicked

10.17.2008 @ 10:30 AM

two good things about the loss

1. Makes it possible for me to go to Game 6 in Tampa

2. Its going to suck even worse for Red Sox fan and their stupid “weve been 1-3 before” signs when the Rays rip their fucking hearts out this weekend.

By: Taco_JOnes

10.17.2008 @ 10:44 AM

Well, the Sox have been there before and you saw what happened last night. Honestly, I’m happy they didn’t just go down quietly. I don’t necessarily think they’re going to win, but just like I thought when I woke up yesterday morning, I think they can win.

By: Philly Cheesesteak

10.17.2008 @ 11:01 AM

King Jeremy knows the deal.

Fuck Sox fans. Plain and simple.

By: DrunkenEaglesFan

10.17.2008 @ 11:04 AM

More than ever, I want to punch the entirety of New England in the face.

By: Enrico Pallazzo

10.17.2008 @ 11:12 AM

Hey Red Sox fans…TOM BRADY’S KNEE!!!

I feel better now.

By: Taco_JOnes

10.17.2008 @ 11:42 AM

Look, I know the fine people of Philly are the bastions of sporting fandom, but seriously, you care that much who the Phillies lose to?

By: TP2151

10.17.2008 @ 12:12 PM

Jasus, if Selig and his cronies insist on fixing games for television can it not be so fucking obvious? How many times do we have to watch opposing manager suddenly forget their names when this fucking abortion of a team is trailing in the series? Some fucktard reliever comes in and walks two batters in front of that fucking whales vagina Ortiz and then another comes in and throws the ONLY PITCH that fat fuck has hit in 4 months!!? I will boycott baseball forever if these red fux are handed another championship by television money. FUCKING FUCK FUCKING BOSTON FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

By: TP2151

10.17.2008 @ 12:13 PM

I almost forgot, FUCK FUCKING BOSTON, every man, woman and especially bastard child that lives there.

By: Philly Cheesesteak

10.17.2008 @ 1:16 PM

Taco, the Phils are winning it all.

By: Taco_JOnes

10.17.2008 @ 1:24 PM

Yeah, TP. It’s all a conspiracy. If they chose who they want to win last year, why would they not do the same thing every year? Just give up watching. It’s all fixed.

Philly, you could be right. I was just trying to rile up you guys a little. Picking who’s going to win a baseball series is silly, in my opinion. So silly that the Cardinals won the World Series in 2006.

Jon Lester is going to be diagnosed with cancer this weekend, and then still shutout the Rays to put the Red Sox in the Series. Book it.

By: Doug Mirabelli

10.17.2008 @ 2:38 PM

You insensitive pricks. As a Massachusetts resident and die-hard Boston sports fan, I feel we have suffered enough. We haven’t had a pro sports championship in this town since fucking JUNE. Hell, my best friend and his wife had a son 2 and a half months ago, and that poor kid has NEVER seen a Boston championship in his lifetime. But you don’t care about that poor kid, do you? All you care about is hating a long-suffering fan base who just wants a champ to call their own. It’s sad, really. You all have a lot of growing up to do, I’ll tell you that. Ridiculous, completely ridiculous.

By: thegreatgorillaman

10.17.2008 @ 2:41 PM

Can you feel it? Boston is gonna do it again…aaaaahahahaha. You people are dick fucks.