Charlie Day enters the trailer to see Rhea Perlman adjusting a video camera.

Rhea Perlman: Sit down on the toilet and do your job you little bitch.

The camera turns to reveal Fred Savage sitting on a couch and eating pizza.

Fred Savage: Come on Charlie. Be a sport.

Charlie Day: What the fuck is Fred Savage doing here?

Fred Savage: Oh, I’m just here to watch.

Danny DeVito: Go on, get over there. Go on. Get!

Rhea Perlman laughs maniacally and is joined by Fred Savage and Danny DeVito. Charlie Day smears Vaseline on his lips.

Charlie Day: Motherfucker!

The shot focuses on Danny DeVito removing his robe. The audio track
slows down to make Danny DeVito’s laughter sound satanic. The shot cuts
to a black screen with “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” in white
text. It cuts over to text that says “Season three begins in September.
Only on FX.”