9/08/2008

And Marc Singer shall save us all!*

Bristol Palin must actually be a polyuterinereptiloid alien with a 21-month gestation period! It's the only answerthat makes sense! And it must be true, because no one can produce aphotograph of Trig taken before they put the human skinsuit on him! Andwho can tell how many more offspring she might already be carrying?

*The first person to catch the reference wins a day living The Dave Casper Experience.**

**That means you pay all my bills and sit through seven hours of pointless meetings.

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Michael Arndorfer
said...

"V" really creeped me out when I was a preteen, but I couldn't stop watching.