As an internet comedy writer, it goes without saying that I’ve dealt with my share of rejection. Here’s where a lesser man would toss in a joke about being rejected by women but I won’t do that for two reasons. One, I …

In the history of lines, few have seemed so insincere as “it’s not you it’s me.” It veritably reeks with desperation, a ploy so soulless that only someone riddled with furious ADHD who’s trying to watch Phineas…