Posted:24th Sep 2002As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

Posted:1st Oct 2002fine you can have Flynt and you can borrow my dear Rozi for the nite Ray, but I want her back by midnight. and no staying wif wierdys. As for the rest, they are all mine *evil laugh* *cough**cough**cough**cough* I should quit smoking again

You. Its whats for dinner!

As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.

Posted:1st Oct 2002quote:Originally posted by adren@line:well well well after great consideration and deliberation, ive decided that mikeginny is a sexy, strong, smart, luuuurvley young man to whom i have but one mere question...

Posted:1st Oct 2002quote:on the other hand, you being the Night Stalker & all, Nyx, i'm sure most males around here just want you for a gurltoy for half the night & then they're over it.1. when did I become the Night Stalker? That's not my name...Nyx means night but there are deeper meanings than some silly sexual stalker thing.

2. I'm no toy

3. just because i don't believe marriage is for me and i lean toward being polyamorous doesn't mean i don't believe in deep, meaningful, intimate connections with people! I don't choose men who are as superficial and spiritually dead as what you imply! Just no chains please.

Kurobei sweetling honey lucious one. You are the Auctioneer. See that Gavel in yon fist? USE IT BABY! you just make with the banging of said gavel, and say, okies, she goes with him, she's owned by him.... ect ect `

tisnt that hard really

*snugglz*

think i might withdraw from auction, that way i wont have Ray an Kurobei argueing about it anymore.

Kurobei, i have to say tho. Your bid, was probably the NICEST thing, without exception, that anyone has (even jokingly) offered me... Thanks, you really bought a huge smile to my face, and lots of warm fuzzies to my heart xoxoxox

Posted:2nd Oct 2002urm, if this auction is modelled on the male one, then by all rights, the auctioneer, in this case the lucious (and now mine) Kurobei, is the one who decides who gets who? he can of course consult with the Female who is up for Auction, pertaining to any preferences she may have, according to what bids are placed. Ultimately tho, Kurobei is the one with the Gavel, and its his call.... `

MikeGinny's a scientist, he'll repeat that hair test we already did in the Auction House labs to prove it's Bram, & confirm it!I can even clone Bram! Of course, that might violate international copyright laws...

Posted:2nd Oct 2002Darn tootin'. As his owner I have to give permission for the taking of any samples, includng any given for the pruposes of cloning. & I am keeping my rare little kilted & whipped cream Bram all to my self.

It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

Posted:2nd Oct 2002quote:Originally posted by Rozi:Darn tootin'. As his owner I have to give permission for the taking of any samples, includng any given for the pruposes of cloning. & I am keeping my rare little kilted & whipped cream Bram all to my self.Ok, so make him give me back my Adren@line and I'll destroy the DNA samples I have from him.