I’ve left the following question about the item:”Hey, I was wondering if you could help me with something. We’ve been getting a lot of rain here where I live and I’ve found several imprints out in my yard. One of them I’m choosing to call the ass-cheeks of God (Copyright 2009, all rights reserved). Anyway I think it really represents how God has been sitting by my side throughout my life. Anyway, I too would like to exploit this to make a quick buck off some sucker, so I’m thinking of selling the rights to this butt-mold to the highest bidder. I figure maybe Michael Bay or someone might wanna make the next blockbuster about it. Or maybe design some “god-pants” or something. Anyway, you seem to be pretty good at bilking people into giving you a quick buck, so do you have any suggestions??”You can see the item here. Looks like he’s already gotten up to 1375 to basically let someone come take pictures or write a movie about a cliff in his yard. Awwwwwsum. *chants U-S-A*Oh, I also found this. Collect the whole set!

“So if we are made in the image of God, how come the hand of god has six fingers?”Obviously it’s a Nephilim hand print, not Gods. Also, for the bonus round. What do you think the ratio of atheist geeks vs christian “normals” are to who actually KNOW what a Nephilim is?

You can see the item here. Looks like he’s already gotten up to 1375 to basically let someone come take pictures or write a movie about a cliff in his yard. Awwwwwsum. *chants U-S-A*I am so tempted to, if possible, buy it to make a horror movie around it almost entirely guaranteed to NOT be in the spirit he was intending.

Ing, do it. Make the guy sign a contract saying you can do with the image/likeness whatever you want, then make a bloody, lovecraftian movie with it as the main centerpiece.Actually….that sounds pretty good, seriously. You could make it a Cthulhu handprint or something.