Lindsey Vonn had a wardrobe malfunction during a red carpet appearance on Thursday. It had nothing to do with her ex, Tiger Woods, who wasn’t in attendance. But that’s not the way a certain site is spinning it.

According to the tabloid, “The glamour couple’s relationship is going through a rough patch because dad-of-two Tiger is dead-set against having more children, and he doesn’t want any part of Lindsey’s dysfunctional family.”