Men under stress find overweight and obese women to be more attractive than do guys in a relaxed state of mind, new research finds.

The findings complement previous studies that have shown when resources are scarce, people prefer heavier partners, presumably because fatness is a sign that the person has access to food and is healthy. In women, for example, being underweight can make it more difficult to get and stay pregnant.

I once had a girlfriend whose breast-line was at the exact height of my face. She has a 36in inseam. When she answered the door I just stood there for at least 60 seconds, staring dead ahead with a silly look on my face, saying “Wow” over and over again. When her bra hit the floor it sounded like a fully loaded assault vest hitting the pavement.

She was also a gourmet Chef who ran her own business.

I was under EXTREME duress at the time we started dating but when am I not? She was the first girl I actually dated after my 2nd wife left. Large breasts and gourmet food were two of the three attributes she had that helped to bring healing.

As a gentleman, perhaps I should go no further. We who know, KNOW. I learned a long time ago that there is no need to cull any of the herd. Any of them can be fattened up properly. I’ve proven it time and time again.

I DO view skinny women with suspicion. If they have an athletic build, they spend too much time at the gym flirting with other guys. Skinny girls with nervous twitches come across as probably tweaking or popping pills. They probably don’t know how to cook either.

I know, I’m horrible but I confirm the findings of this study. Though I may sound critical of the skinny girls there, find a large one who is a violent alcoholic and you’ve REALLY got a rough ride coming. Big girls with bad attitudes are only fun at Pro Wrestling Events. Don’t let them find you in the parking lot afterwards.

When you’re stressed you don’t want to work hard just to get some quality time in the bedroom. Not saying ‘Big Chicks Are EZ’ but… EZer? I would think so.

Then if you factor in that the reason men get ‘stressed out’ in the first place is probably related (in some way or another) to lack of Boom-Boom, I would say the ‘science’ in this is as simple as ‘the path of least resistance’ or ‘the shortest distance between two points”.