Thursday, 17 December 2009

Africa demands £400 Billion per year

The most resource rich continent on the planet is today prepared to sign whatever if they can get their hands on your money, it is being reported in the Times.

Meanwhile....

Africa is a basket case. The sooner we stop giving them money, the sooner they'll find a way of earning it. More on Africa from the archives HERE

Dear Africans,

Stop raping your sisters. Stop having numerous sexual partners. Wear a condom. Stop sitting under a fucking tree all day clutching an AK47, stop deciding that your neighbours tribe need to be macheted to death by the millions, stop letting your tribal leaders squander your wealth on diamond encrusted Lear Jets, stop sending me fucking 419 letters, stop eyeing up your neighbours 14 year old daughter, stop marrying every woman you meet, stop selling your children to slave traders, stop rioting over which bastard sky pixie is the best, stop rubbing chilli powder in children’s eyes because you think they are witches and keep your fucking legs closed for ten years and AIDS will be completely gone from your continent.

Signed Gordon

The Glory Hole, Waterloo Gents.

Update: Fresh Quote from Robert Mugabe in Nohopenhagen

ZIMBABWE PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE

Quotation from Speech at Copenhagen

“Why is the guilty north not showing the same fundamentalist spirit it exhibited in our developing countries on human rights matters on this … question of climate change?

Where is its commitment to retributive justice which we see it applying on other issues? Where are its sanctions for climate change offences? When a country spits at the Kyoto Protocol by seeking to retreat from its dictates … is it not undermining the rule of global law? When countries spew hazardous emissions for selfish consumptionist ends, in the process threatening the land masses and atmospheric space of smaller and weaker nations, are they not guilty of gross human right violations?

We raise these questions not out of spite and vindictiveness but out of concern for our very endangered livelihoods. When these capitalists dogs … burp and belch their dangerous emissions, it is we the lesser mortals of the developing sphere who gasp, starve … and eventually die.”

43 comments:

The Toyota HiLux and Land Cruisers factories will be working 24/7 to make the big gas guzzlers for all the right tribe members and the HiLux to mount the fucking big bazooka / machine guns to sort out the ones fro the wrong tribe.

Mugabe, also stop stealing my families farms, the latest one you are buggering about with will cut Zimbabwes food production by 20%.then you want food aid, because you can not grow your own food crops.It would be best if you all died of starvation, then you could be used as fertilizer, that is the only way you can produce food crops!

The people of Ireland remained in ignorance of the reality of Africa because of cowardly journalists like me. When I went to Ethiopia just over 20 years ago, I saw many things I never reported -- such as the menacing effect of gangs of young men with Kalashnikovs everywhere, while women did all the work. In the very middle of starvation and death, men spent their time drinking the local hooch in the boonabate shebeens. Alongside the boonabates were shanty-brothels, to which drinkers would casually repair, to briefly relieve themselves in the scarred orifice of some wretched prostitute (whom God preserve and protect). I saw all this and did not report it, nor the anger of the Irish aid workers at the sexual incontinence and fecklessness of Ethiopian men. Why? Because I wanted to write much-acclaimed, tear-jerkingly purple prose about wide-eyed, fly-infested children -- not cold, unpopular and even "racist" accusations about African male culpability.

As I have mentioned before, we are sowing the seeds of the extinction of the human race.

Mother nature sorts it all out in her own, harsh and cruel, way.

And why should I feel guilty about it? Just because my ancestors of countless generations ago had the foresight to fuck off out of it and head north to Europe.

In 1984 during the famine in Ethiopia, the population there was 33 million. It's now 77 million and is forecast to be 175 million come 2050. All thanks to us idiots interfering in nature. Who is going to feed them all? I can barely afford to look after my own family, never mind every other fuckers.

The equal sharing of misery for humanity forever - with no hope of self betterment or self sufficiency for the individual.

The State from cradle to grave.

A jackboot stamping on humanities face forever.

I am convinced now that we will have to fight these red to green anti capitalist bastards - & as far as I am concerned after the speeches I have heard from African "leaders" their countries can go to hell.

I can't remember where I saw a solution to the African problem recommended; may even have been here. Build a big wall right round the place and wait 50 years. Then negotiate with the 4 people still standing.

Hard, but better than transferring money from the poor here to the rich there.

Have you ever actually been to sub-Saharan Africa? I have, and my conclusion from my experiences is:

Build a ring of steel around the place, then go back in fifty years and clean up what's left i.e. recolonise the damned place for the good of the few that remain. The women, at least, would be grateful.

I never read Mal Odorous's comment before writing mine. Seems he or she has been there too.

I got as far as Stan's second comment then skipped the rest.

Stan - it was Muahmmed Ali who said he was grateful one of his ancestors had been taken out of Africa as a slave. Meant he could live in America rather than Africa ... and anything's better than Africa mate - even, God forbid, Saudi Arabia (though that's a damned close run thing)

Because their men folk are lazy, feckless, disloyal & lack the basic intelligence to see that a hard work ethic & self reliance are why "whitey" has been the prime instigator of all technology & human progress.

Racism, imperialism & lack of opportunities has nothing to do with it - after the billions wasted there they are still a complete basket case.

Our Enry@11:22 Stan have you ever actually been to sub-Saharan Africa?

Yes Enry..several times..I thought it was great.

Our Enry@11:22 Build a ring of steel around the place, then go back in fifty years and clean up what's left i.e. recolonise the damned place for the good of the few that remain. The women, at least, would be grateful.

I felt the same way about Grimsby..what a shit hole...good fish n chips though!

^ above deleted for correction."Stop raping 8 year olds and using the excuse that ' I thought it would cure my AIDS' ".

That debate at the BBC, about whether Uganda should execute homosexuals, has been closed after just two days because the 'liberals' think that the BBC should not be allowed to have such a debate.Dozens of them jumped in though wearing their libtard hearts on their sleeves about how anyone who wanted to execute homosexuals must be evil and brainless. Maybe so but the Ugandans hit back at them with"WAAAAACIST"

I expect that there were a few spilt lattes in Islington this morning.

I see the title of the HYS topic changed from "Should homosexuals face execution?" to "Should Uganda debate gay execution?". Now it's a debate on a debate! Next up on HYS, "Should the BBC debate debating a debate about a debate that might be a bit controversial?"

See, this is why cultural and moral relativism are a load of ass. The relativist ends up apologising for Mugabe, female circumcisers and homophobic executioners, unable to decide if he is a homophobe because he supports killing gay people if they have AIDS, or if he is a racist because he doesn't approve of an African government. Much easier to be able to say "Our way is absolutely, and without exception, better than yours." That way, you can disapprove of things that you don't like, without feeling the need to pander to cultural differences.

You know, if the CIA had done a proper job when they invented AIDS, we would not have this problem.

Wait until China decides they need some Lebensraum. Africa would make a wonderful place to put all those extra Chinamen. Without that pesky white guilt complex, they will have the place running like a Casio in no time.

Sub Saharan Africans are an embarrassment to humanity, and should be allowed to reap what they sow.

@Goshite 12:35 Sub Saharan Africans are an embarrassment to humanity, and should be allowed to reap what they sow.

I must admit I have embarrassed myself on occasion..usually due to being drunk.

@Vladimir 12:32 Much easier to be able to say "Our way is absolutely, and without exception, better than yours."

Well said some ways are better than others..why tie yourself in knots..tell it as you see it...if you actually give a damn...which often I dont...although I used to..guess I`m a bit fatalistic now and have given up on some things..like trying to bake my own bread..and trying to understand the cruelties of human nature...

I love large muscular African men, it dates back to when I was first banged up in jail for offences relating to photography, my black cell mate Johnny Cadillac used me as his bitch for the best eighteen months of my life.

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