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Will you come to my funeral?

Pardon me while I commit suicide. Haagen-Dazs has discontinued my favorite flavor: Fleur de Sel Caramel. Why? Why?Why? Couldn’t they at least have warned me? I would have stockpiled if only I’d known! Everything on the news has been about recessions and health care when the real issues like discontinuing the best flavor of ice creamever have gone unannounced.

On a positive note, this will singlehandedly keep my weight at a more pleasant number. All the better to fit in my coffin.

that is a travesty! I LOOOOVEd that flavor. I have looked for it the last 20 times I've gone to the store, to no avail, but I kept hoping they were just out of stock. Every time. WAH! Thanks for getting me hooked on a temprary ice cream flavor!