I suddenly have the urge to type "Desu" in all caps multiple times until I cannot type it anymore and max out my characters per post limit... I wonder why... *shifty-eyes then flees before he's found out*

As for speculation: Eloquent was the first thing to come to mind. Also, I do not know Dan's middle name yet, but that could be it as well. D.E.S (U. *dies*) is definently better than my initials, which are quite S.A.D. Heh. Now back to rummaging about the house. Toodles.

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I'm supposed to put something here?!!

"Rak: The mine detector. The one who discovers boundaries and limits the hard way, every time." - Gravelrash

Dan: Yes, I shall throw you all off by having a middle initial that has nothing at all in common with my middle name! Bwah ha ha ha ha!

The Honorable Right Reverend Lord Sir Killerfish of the KeenFans, Knight of the Bunny, Teacher of the Ars LargomorphaMy Squires: matthlord, Dayantis, FerretBob and Squato"Alas, poor Daffyd, I know him OzLionHeart...Condolences to all who knew him, and apologies...I didn't know he was going to absent mindedly walk between Squata and I...During our battle for supremecy over the universe...But if I had, I still would have done it...I owed him £5" - FerretBob

anthro-kangarro rat.. FTW -AlavariaModerator Powers Activate! Form of Thread Lock! -BerkIf you waste all your water, then you deserve to go thirsty. -sven8705

It's OK to be a little scared of the outside world... -DanFinal warning... -AbelBut don't you worry widdle Abel-Wable... I'll protect you from all the mean old mall ladies! -Dan... OK now I got to kill you. -AbelFrom DMFA

Tenshisama wrote:His middle name may be Elliot, but the "E" stands for "Evil"

Indeed!

Deiwos wrote:*Laughs and hugs Dan* You are evil, you know that. Evil!

Oh, so it does stand for Evil. #imagines Dan getting into trouble in Highschool#

Teacher: Daniel Evil Shive! What have I told you about drawing in class?
Dan: That it's unproductive and will never get me anywhere?
Teacher: Correct! Now pay attention whilst I tell you about the advanced geometry of the average cabbage!

The Honorable Right Reverend Lord Sir Killerfish of the KeenFans, Knight of the Bunny, Teacher of the Ars LargomorphaMy Squires: matthlord, Dayantis, FerretBob and Squato"Alas, poor Daffyd, I know him OzLionHeart...Condolences to all who knew him, and apologies...I didn't know he was going to absent mindedly walk between Squata and I...During our battle for supremecy over the universe...But if I had, I still would have done it...I owed him £5" - FerretBob

KillerFish wrote:Teacher: Daniel Evil Shive! What have I told you about drawing in class?Dan: That it's unproductive and will never get me anywhere?Teacher: Correct! Now pay attention whilst I tell you about the advanced geometry of the average cabbage!

KillerFish wrote:Teacher: Daniel Evil Shive! What have I told you about drawing in class?Dan: That it's unproductive and will never get me anywhere?Teacher: Correct! Now pay attention whilst I tell you about the advanced geometry of the average cabbage!

I wonder how often Dan got the "poisoned cookie":

Teacher (looking on EGS drawings): Daniel, you've really got talent. So why do you waste it on garbage like that?

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies
Or maybe midgets