These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt
before.
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance
floor.
(DeeJay falls asleep and snores)
(puff) hay dude get up
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello with the
pudding!"
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody.

I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo.
I couldn't throw up, because the toilet bowl called me
a homo.
(toilet bowl) homo!
I barfed up a kitten, now I'm feeling strange.
Sippin' these Orphan Tears, now it's got me seeing
things.