**Must be read in a British accent!** On Tuesday, Neil and I went on a little adventure across campus, out the university gate, down the steep alleyway, across the footbridge, past the race track, and next to the river. The day was quite dreary by East Tennessee standards, but the walk was nice all the same. During our stroll by the river, Neil had to put up with me being a tourist and taking pictures every two steps. He played along with my games by shouting, "Hey Kelley, look! Look at the pretty swans!" in an American accent. Our journey to the city center looked something like this...