If You Prefer A Milder Comedian, Please Ask For One...COMIC’S RANT AT TV ‘BULLY’

Lee, who went to the same school as “The Hamster”, claimed the Top Gear star should have been “decapitated” in his crash three years ago.

And the 41-year-old comedian, star of BBC2 show Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle, said Hammond, 39, deserved to die as he and his Top Gear pals were “bullies”.

He made his “sick joke” during a 20-minute on-stage verbal attack on the pint-sized TV star.
Lee, who was two years ahead of Hammond at the £9,400-a-year Solihull School, shocked his live audience with his bizarre comments.
Hammond suffered brain injuries in the smash. His jet-propelled Vampire dragster flipped and crashed at about 280mph during a land speed record attempt at a Yorkshire airfield.
He defied the odds to make a speedy recovery and attracted record ratings of almost 10million fans for his return to the BBC show.

But Lee had no sympathy for Hammond as he took to the stage during his show If You Prefer A Milder Comedian, Please Ask For One, at the Edinburgh Festival.
During his rant, he said: “I wish he had died in that crash and that he had been decapitated and that his head had rolled off in front of his wife and that a jagged piece of metal debris from the car had got stuck in his eye and blinded him. And then his head had rolled on a few more yards into a pool of boiling oil and retained just enough neural capacity for him to be able to think ‘ooh, this is bit hot’ before the whole thing exploded into tiny pieces.”
Later, he told the packed crowd: “Of course it’s a joke, but coincidentally, it’s what I believe.”

Oxford graduate Lee has often blasted Top Gear during his BBC2 show.
He says Hammond and his colleagues Jeremy Clarkson, 49, and James May, 46, are “bullies”.
One member of the Festival audience said: “He certainly didn’t pull any punches.” Another added: “They must have some form of history.”

Hammond did not wish to comment last night but privately he believed the comments were unnecessary and in “bad taste”.
Lee, who co-wrote the controversial musical Jerry Springer: The Opera, said last night: “I don’t want to talk about it.

“They do jokes on Top Gear don’t they? Treat it as a joke.”

Clarkson has Top Gear chiefs pack the front of the studio crowd with pretty babes and hide all the ugly blokes, he told a session at the Edinburgh TV Festival.

"The dullness of his jokes is only matched by his bitterness towards other comedians and half the world around him. He seems to spend hours on stage pretending that he 'gets something' nobody else has. I just wish he'd get a sense of humour. Tripe."

Gabrielle, Chortle.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:36:30+00:00

Gabrielle, Chortle.com

"The dullness of his jokes is only matched by his bitterness towards other comedians and half the world around him. He seems to spend hours on stage pretending that he 'gets something' nobody else has. I just wish he'd get a sense of humour. Tripe."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/gabrielle-chortle-com/

"All this man seems to be able to do is dance about going "ah ha ha ha ha ha!' So incredibly unfunny."

Emilyistrendy, Youtube

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:35:14+00:00

Emilyistrendy, Youtube

"All this man seems to be able to do is dance about going "ah ha ha ha ha ha!' So incredibly unfunny."

"Watching Stewart Lee in action these days is like standing on the edge of a frozen lake and seeing a man half-submerged in the perishing ice. You throw him a rope - but he hurls it back. You didn't throw it correctly, he advises. And anyway, he was fine as he was, until you ruined it all. Didn't you know that sub-zero was his natural habitat?"

Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:40:41+00:00

Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph

"Watching Stewart Lee in action these days is like standing on the edge of a frozen lake and seeing a man half-submerged in the perishing ice. You throw him a rope - but he hurls it back. You didn't throw it correctly, he advises. And anyway, he was fine as he was, until you ruined it all. Didn't you know that sub-zero was his natural habitat?"

"Lee is not just unfunny but tiresome, his non-joke act isn't even original! He just rips off Ted Chippington. Ooooh look at me! I'm Stewart Lee! I'm deconstructing the form!! Come back Richard Herring!! Please!"

General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:27:24+00:00

General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk

"Lee is not just unfunny but tiresome, his non-joke act isn't even original! He just rips off Ted Chippington. Ooooh look at me! I'm Stewart Lee! I'm deconstructing the form!! Come back Richard Herring!! Please!"

"Hands up if you think that Stewart Lee is the worst 'comedian' ever. My hand is firmly in the air!"

Leach Juice, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-04-24T17:38:27+01:00

Leach Juice, Twitter

"Hands up if you think that Stewart Lee is the worst 'comedian' ever. My hand is firmly in the air!"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/leach-juice-twitter/

"I was Stage Manager for Stewart Lee. It wasn't performance art, stand up comedy or satire. It was a fucking train-wreck. That man could not read an audience 3 feet away.﻿ And yes, I got to know his act well during the rehearsals and Tech rehearsal. I also got to know the fact that the man is a functioning alcoholic, finishing nearly 12 cans to himself before going onstage, and that he is banned from the entire chain of theatres I used to work at for being rude, dismissive of staff and responding terribly to bad audience feedback. I don't hate this man in the slightest, I pity him. Where he tries to wear the "never hitting mainstream" as a cloak (Even naming a tour after it) the cracks appear when you're one on one with him. He is angry, and I don't think he know who he's angry at.﻿"

Funday’schild, youtube.

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:35:41+00:00

Funday’schild, youtube.

"I was Stage Manager for Stewart Lee. It wasn't performance art, stand up comedy or satire. It was a fucking train-wreck. That man could not read an audience 3 feet away.﻿ And yes, I got to know his act well during the rehearsals and Tech rehearsal. I also got to know the fact that the man is a functioning alcoholic, finishing nearly 12 cans to himself before going onstage, and that he is banned from the entire chain of theatres I used to work at for being rude, dismissive of staff and responding terribly to bad audience feedback. I don't hate this man in the slightest, I pity him. Where he tries to wear the "never hitting mainstream" as a cloak (Even naming a tour after it) the cracks appear when you're one on one with him. He is angry, and I don't think he know who he's angry at.﻿"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/fundayschild-youtube/

"Stewart Lee is a pompous, condescending bore, and he isn't remotely funny. He claims to have read the entire works of William Blake - he obviously completely missed one of the great themes of Blake: a love and respect for all humanity. If smugness could be harnessed as a form of energy this man could help reduce our reliance on fossil fuels."

Danazawa, Youtube

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:22:43+00:00

Danazawa, Youtube

"Stewart Lee is a pompous, condescending bore, and he isn't remotely funny. He claims to have read the entire works of William Blake - he obviously completely missed one of the great themes of Blake: a love and respect for all humanity. If smugness could be harnessed as a form of energy this man could help reduce our reliance on fossil fuels."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/danazawa-youtube/

"An abysmal 'comedian'. He's unable to pick up Brownie points for being funny and so instead flaunts his politically correct views to try to get audiences' and critics' sympathy. While this works to keep him a cult following of der brains who enjoy playing the game of 'I'm holier than thou', it's the reason while he'll never be mainstream (you have to be funny to do that) and why critics who like him always have to apologise for his contributions to high profile charity gigs in venues when the punters don't laugh. Garbage."

Chez, Chortle.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:35:41+00:00

Chez, Chortle.com

"An abysmal 'comedian'. He's unable to pick up Brownie points for being funny and so instead flaunts his politically correct views to try to get audiences' and critics' sympathy. While this works to keep him a cult following of der brains who enjoy playing the game of 'I'm holier than thou', it's the reason while he'll never be mainstream (you have to be funny to do that) and why critics who like him always have to apologise for his contributions to high profile charity gigs in venues when the punters don't laugh. Garbage."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/chez-chortle-com/

"A mollycoddled uber-middleclass mummysboy without a funny bone in his body. Verbal diahorria for stuffed shirts without a sense of humour."

Pnethor, pne-online.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:25:01+00:00

Pnethor, pne-online.com

"A mollycoddled uber-middleclass mummysboy without a funny bone in his body. Verbal diahorria for stuffed shirts without a sense of humour."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/pnethor-pne-online-com/

"Stewart Lee's just as smug as Clarkson and co in my opinion. Has a very punchable tone of voice."

Aiden Hearn, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-04-24T17:38:02+01:00

Aiden Hearn, Twitter

"Stewart Lee's just as smug as Clarkson and co in my opinion. Has a very punchable tone of voice."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/aiden-hearn-twitter/

"The ludicrously coiffered fat-of-face fuck"

Mini-x2, readytogo.net

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:24:31+00:00

Mini-x2, readytogo.net

"The ludicrously coiffered fat-of-face fuck"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/mini-x2-readytogo-net/

"Stewart Lee is an embarrassment to comedy."

Jackmumf, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:32:39+00:00

Jackmumf, Twitter

"Stewart Lee is an embarrassment to comedy."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/jackmumf-twitter/

"I had to walk out of Stewart Lee's gig tonight when my wife started projectile vomiting!"

Cyberbloke, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:36:16+00:00

Cyberbloke, Twitter

"I had to walk out of Stewart Lee's gig tonight when my wife started projectile vomiting!"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/cyberbloke-twitter/

"Intellectual pretensions aside for a moment Stewart Lee is a bit of a knob sometimes., isn't he?"

Contrapuntal, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:52:03+00:00

Contrapuntal, Twitter

"Intellectual pretensions aside for a moment Stewart Lee is a bit of a knob sometimes., isn't he?"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/contrapuntal-twitter/

"Only a Sun reader could mistake this dross for intelligent comedy. Probably laughs at farting noises too. Here's to hoping this particular vehicle runs off the road. Under a train."

NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:32:03+00:00

NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk

"Only a Sun reader could mistake this dross for intelligent comedy. Probably laughs at farting noises too. Here's to hoping this particular vehicle runs off the road. Under a train."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/nevw47479-uktv-co-uk/

"If I could bring one extinct thing back to life it would be Stewart Lee’s sense of humour."

Frankie Boyle, Comedian

Stewart Lee

2019-04-08T20:39:03+01:00

Frankie Boyle, Comedian

"If I could bring one extinct thing back to life it would be Stewart Lee’s sense of humour."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/frankie-boyle/

"Genuinely can't stand him, he comes across as the sort that thinks that live comedy should just be kept to smoky art student union clubs and that any comedian that plays in arenas is destroying the so called "artistic integrity" of stand up when we all know stand-up comedy is not an art form it's a form of live entertainment. P.S. Just because your TV show is terrible doesn't mean you have to rip into Russell Howard and 'that Roadshow''."

Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:37:08+00:00

Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com

"Genuinely can't stand him, he comes across as the sort that thinks that live comedy should just be kept to smoky art student union clubs and that any comedian that plays in arenas is destroying the so called "artistic integrity" of stand up when we all know stand-up comedy is not an art form it's a form of live entertainment. P.S. Just because your TV show is terrible doesn't mean you have to rip into Russell Howard and 'that Roadshow''."

"Lee is supposed to be a ground-breaking comedian and writer, but I found little entertainment value in his material.? It was not funny. It was a sad and deliberate attempt to see how far he could go. This was ultimate sick humour, and if anyone thought it funny, they must be sick as well."

Brighton Argus

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:41:14+00:00

Brighton Argus

"Lee is supposed to be a ground-breaking comedian and writer, but I found little entertainment value in his material.? It was not funny. It was a sad and deliberate attempt to see how far he could go. This was ultimate sick humour, and if anyone thought it funny, they must be sick as well."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/brighton-argus/

"Stewart Lee is a massive asshole."

Secretdeveloper, Youtube

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:17:01+00:00

Secretdeveloper, Youtube

"Stewart Lee is a massive asshole."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/secretdeveloper-youtube/

"Stewart Lee is a pedantic, overrated, mundane little shit of a comedian. And yes, I do 'get' him, it's just ... wank."

Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:05:13+00:00

Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork

"Stewart Lee is a pedantic, overrated, mundane little shit of a comedian. And yes, I do 'get' him, it's just ... wank."

"Just seen a very haggard looking Stewart Lee near Carnaby St. He was carrying laundry."

98rosjon, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:06:54+00:00

98rosjon, Twitter

"Just seen a very haggard looking Stewart Lee near Carnaby St. He was carrying laundry."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/98rosjon-twitter/

"This guy sure knows how to run a joke into the ground."

Mpf1947, Youtube

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:07:52+00:00

Mpf1947, Youtube

"This guy sure knows how to run a joke into the ground."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/mpf1947-youtube/

"Quite possibly the most boring stand-up I've ever heard. I fail to see what on earth is funny about him rambling on....and on...and on..."

Kozzy06, Youtube

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:06:40+00:00

Kozzy06, Youtube

"Quite possibly the most boring stand-up I've ever heard. I fail to see what on earth is funny about him rambling on....and on...and on..."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/kozzy06-youtube/

"Self consciousness in comedy doesn't make it better, or more intelligent. It makes it much worse. Give me Michael McIntyre any day."

Shit Crit, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T18:50:03+00:00

Shit Crit, Twitter

"Self consciousness in comedy doesn't make it better, or more intelligent. It makes it much worse. Give me Michael McIntyre any day."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/shit-crit-twitter/

"Stewart Lee- every pseudo-intellectual's favourite comedian! "If you don't find him funny it's because you can't comprehend his comedic style" or "You're just not clever enough" are usually responses to people who consider him unfunny..."

Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:51:44+00:00

Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk

"Stewart Lee- every pseudo-intellectual's favourite comedian! "If you don't find him funny it's because you can't comprehend his comedic style" or "You're just not clever enough" are usually responses to people who consider him unfunny..."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/cabluigi-guardian-co-uk/

"I really cannot *bear* the bumptious prick that is Stewart Lee. And anyone who sees Stewart Lee for the pompous self important tit that he is, is a friend of mine. The greatest trick Stewart Lee ever pulled was convincing the world he's funny and not just a ridiculously supercilious prat who just repeats himself. Stewart Lee you are a prize cock. At least get your facts straight before you launch into your pious Guardian wank fodder."

Lucinda Locketts, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:33:32+00:00

Lucinda Locketts, Twitter

"I really cannot *bear* the bumptious prick that is Stewart Lee. And anyone who sees Stewart Lee for the pompous self important tit that he is, is a friend of mine. The greatest trick Stewart Lee ever pulled was convincing the world he's funny and not just a ridiculously supercilious prat who just repeats himself. Stewart Lee you are a prize cock. At least get your facts straight before you launch into your pious Guardian wank fodder."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/lucinda-locketts-twitter/

"Lee seems to think he's more clever than he really is. His material is delivered in a "If you don't find this funny, you can't be very intelligent" manner, which is an attitude perpetuated by the pseudo-intellectual Guardian reading arsebiscuits who like him."

Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:36:45+00:00

Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com

"Lee seems to think he's more clever than he really is. His material is delivered in a "If you don't find this funny, you can't be very intelligent" manner, which is an attitude perpetuated by the pseudo-intellectual Guardian reading arsebiscuits who like him."

"Not one joke delivered. Absolutely the worst comedian I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. Don't waste your money or time. Only comedian that I have ever thought of walking out on."

Dave Wilson, Chortle.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:26:39+00:00

Dave Wilson, Chortle.com

"Not one joke delivered. Absolutely the worst comedian I have ever had the misfortune to encounter. Don't waste your money or time. Only comedian that I have ever thought of walking out on."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/dave-wilson-chortle-com/

"I hate comedy that presumes to 'defend' minorities like me. Sod off, you don't know what offends me, so you can't protect me from it. But most of the things you think offend me don't."

Sweeping Curves, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T18:48:26+00:00

Sweeping Curves, Twitter

"I hate comedy that presumes to 'defend' minorities like me. Sod off, you don't know what offends me, so you can't protect me from it. But most of the things you think offend me don't."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/sweeping-curves-twitter/

"I'd never punch Stewart Lee in the face. His smugness would wrap itself round my fist and slowly consume it, infecting me in the process. Stewart Lee once told a joke that I found desperately unfunny. Then he done a poo on stage. Stewart Lee once used my cheesegrater to remove smegma from his Willy. Then he made me cheese-on-toast without cleaning it."

Pudabaya, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:26:11+00:00

Pudabaya, Twitter

"I'd never punch Stewart Lee in the face. His smugness would wrap itself round my fist and slowly consume it, infecting me in the process. Stewart Lee once told a joke that I found desperately unfunny. Then he done a poo on stage. Stewart Lee once used my cheesegrater to remove smegma from his Willy. Then he made me cheese-on-toast without cleaning it."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/pudabaya-twitter/

"Comedy vehicle? more of a comedy 'right off!'"

Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:10:00+00:00

Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com

"Comedy vehicle? more of a comedy 'right off!'"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/guest-dontstartmeoff-com/

"This has to be the most unfunny stand up I've ever seen. I've not laughed, smirked or grinned once at Lee's quips. What an absolute waste of time. 0/10."

Alwyn, Digiguide.tv

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:05:28+00:00

Alwyn, Digiguide.tv

"This has to be the most unfunny stand up I've ever seen. I've not laughed, smirked or grinned once at Lee's quips. What an absolute waste of time. 0/10."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/alwyn-digiguide-tv/

"I hate Stewart Lee with a passion. He's like Ian Huntley to me."

Wharto15, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:06:36+00:00

Wharto15, Twitter

"I hate Stewart Lee with a passion. He's like Ian Huntley to me."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/wharto15-twitter/

"Who is this sumg gimp?"

Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:53:01+00:00

Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk

"Who is this sumg gimp?"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/cojones2-guardian-co-uk/

"Stewart lee is a shit comedian doing a shit impression of a shit comedian. If he was burned alive it could raise serious cash."

Mrdavisn01, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:32:48+00:00

Mrdavisn01, Twitter

"Stewart lee is a shit comedian doing a shit impression of a shit comedian. If he was burned alive it could raise serious cash."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/mrdavisn01-twitter/

"I used to think stewart lee was quite good, then i spoke to him at edinburgh festival. Arse doesn't cover it. Ah well."

Bobby Bhoy, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:17:55+00:00

Bobby Bhoy, Twitter

"I used to think stewart lee was quite good, then i spoke to him at edinburgh festival. Arse doesn't cover it. Ah well."

"He's another of those smug incompetents who are said by the 'in-crowd' to be cool. He appears to have serious life issues and he seems to think that foisting his emotional turmoil onto audiences is somehow 'art'. Bollocks."

Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:43:21+00:00

Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk

"He's another of those smug incompetents who are said by the 'in-crowd' to be cool. He appears to have serious life issues and he seems to think that foisting his emotional turmoil onto audiences is somehow 'art'. Bollocks."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/dahoum-guardian-co-uk/

"Alleged comedian Stewart Lee is cheap and mean spirited."

Iain, eatenbymissionaries

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:24:03+00:00

Iain, eatenbymissionaries

"Alleged comedian Stewart Lee is cheap and mean spirited."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/iain-eatenbymissionaries/

"It is a bit like listening to a sixth form NUS president who was brought up an only child by his sycophantic grandparents."

Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:33:13+00:00

Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk

"It is a bit like listening to a sixth form NUS president who was brought up an only child by his sycophantic grandparents."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/deepbass-guardian-co-uk/

"A small, sad man."

FBC, finalgear.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:10:31+00:00

FBC, finalgear.com

"A small, sad man."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/fbc-finalgear-com/

"If this is supposed to be a "Comedy Vehicle," someone had better call the RAC to get it started."

Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:10:16+00:00

Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk

"If this is supposed to be a "Comedy Vehicle," someone had better call the RAC to get it started."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/gmanthedemon-bbc-co-uk/

"Stewart Lee has lost his glasses somewhere in stoke newington. Have you seen them? Please ReTweet."

Stokeylitfest, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:37:40+00:00

Stokeylitfest, Twitter

"Stewart Lee has lost his glasses somewhere in stoke newington. Have you seen them? Please ReTweet."

"Stewart Lee is on. I forgot how funny & clever he thinks he is & how stupid everyone else is in his eyes. Wanker."

Zombie Hamster, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:27:09+00:00

Zombie Hamster, Twitter

"Stewart Lee is on. I forgot how funny & clever he thinks he is & how stupid everyone else is in his eyes. Wanker."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/zombie-hamster-twitter/

"I spent the entire time thinking of how much I want to punch Stewart Lee in the face instead of laughing. He does have an incredibly punchable face, doesn't he? (I could just close my eyes, but fantasizing about punching Stewart Lee is still more fun than sitting in complete, stony silence.) Fucking smug-faced cunt."

Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:25:51+00:00

Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com

"I spent the entire time thinking of how much I want to punch Stewart Lee in the face instead of laughing. He does have an incredibly punchable face, doesn't he? (I could just close my eyes, but fantasizing about punching Stewart Lee is still more fun than sitting in complete, stony silence.) Fucking smug-faced cunt."

"I think describing himself as a comedian is the only funny thing the man has ever said. Don't bother telling me that I don't get it; I don't want it. It's only possible to like right-on, lefty comedians like Stuart Lee if you're a right-on lefty yourself. Like all right-on lefties he feigns contempt of intolerance and ridicules people for the predictably, allegedly right wing intolerances ascribed to stereotypically right wing people. To me, morally or comedically this is no better than Bernard Manning or Jim Davidson both of whom were genuinely funny even if you now think their jokes were racist but neither of them were genuinely bigoted, IMHO of course, like Stewart Lee and his fans. In attempting to send up intolerance by being blatantly intolerant and bigoted, Lee falls flat on his face making any genuinely tolerant, left-of-centre, liberals so horrified that they simply could not laugh. In short, if you're a bigoted, socialist worker, civil servant, teacher, social worker or NHS employee then Stuart Lee is the comedian for you. If you actually care about tolerance for all, even those who have different political opinons from you, he's about as funny as the credit crunch."

Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:39:30+00:00

Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk

"I think describing himself as a comedian is the only funny thing the man has ever said. Don't bother telling me that I don't get it; I don't want it. It's only possible to like right-on, lefty comedians like Stuart Lee if you're a right-on lefty yourself. Like all right-on lefties he feigns contempt of intolerance and ridicules people for the predictably, allegedly right wing intolerances ascribed to stereotypically right wing people. To me, morally or comedically this is no better than Bernard Manning or Jim Davidson both of whom were genuinely funny even if you now think their jokes were racist but neither of them were genuinely bigoted, IMHO of course, like Stewart Lee and his fans. In attempting to send up intolerance by being blatantly intolerant and bigoted, Lee falls flat on his face making any genuinely tolerant, left-of-centre, liberals so horrified that they simply could not laugh. In short, if you're a bigoted, socialist worker, civil servant, teacher, social worker or NHS employee then Stuart Lee is the comedian for you. If you actually care about tolerance for all, even those who have different political opinons from you, he's about as funny as the credit crunch."

"He's a c*nt, people lap it up like they do Charlie Brooker yet both are prejudiced middle class tosspots. Brooker is a weetabix haired trendy tosspiece trying to cling on to anything remotely cool these days and Stewart Lee is a hypocrite."

Lents, redandwhitekop.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:53:19+00:00

Lents, redandwhitekop.com

"He's a c*nt, people lap it up like they do Charlie Brooker yet both are prejudiced middle class tosspots. Brooker is a weetabix haired trendy tosspiece trying to cling on to anything remotely cool these days and Stewart Lee is a hypocrite."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/lents-redandwhitekop-com/

"Stuart 'man of the people' Lee is nothing but a fringe alternative comedy act who wouldn't stand a chance at a real comedy club like Jongleurs."

Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:31:58+00:00

Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.

"Stuart 'man of the people' Lee is nothing but a fringe alternative comedy act who wouldn't stand a chance at a real comedy club like Jongleurs."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/karen-laidlaw-edfringe-com/

"No part of this routine was funny enough to even bother delivering it. I'm not offended, more bemused by his total lack of talent and why the audience are laughing at his dull and obvious "jokes"."

Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:40:56+00:00

Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube

"No part of this routine was funny enough to even bother delivering it. I'm not offended, more bemused by his total lack of talent and why the audience are laughing at his dull and obvious "jokes"."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/whoiscuriousgeorge-youtube/

"After careful deliberation, I can now say I have finally gone off Stewart Lee. Give it two years and so will you."

Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:06:21+00:00

Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter

"After careful deliberation, I can now say I have finally gone off Stewart Lee. Give it two years and so will you."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/tweeterkiryakou-twitter/

"He talks only about commonplace things, with a really slow pace. He made me smile. That's it! A disappointment."

Etienne, Chortle.com

Stewart Lee

2019-04-24T17:39:17+01:00

Etienne, Chortle.com

"He talks only about commonplace things, with a really slow pace. He made me smile. That's it! A disappointment."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/etienne-chortle-com/

"I continue to watch out of amazement at how unfunny this man is... he has made me snigger but once when talking about getting your willy stuck in a zipper. Anyone could get a laugh with that! It amazes me how he likes to repeat the same thing several times, likes to repeat things several times, repeat things several times, several times, times."

Stuart, Chortle

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:28:14+00:00

Stuart, Chortle

"I continue to watch out of amazement at how unfunny this man is... he has made me snigger but once when talking about getting your willy stuck in a zipper. Anyone could get a laugh with that! It amazes me how he likes to repeat the same thing several times, likes to repeat things several times, repeat things several times, several times, times."

"Great, the next big thing has materialised. Surprisingly for the Guardian, they are recommending a man who hates the Top Gear presenters and co wrote a hit show that offended Christians. This is like being 15 and reading the NME."

Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:25:33+00:00

Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk

"Great, the next big thing has materialised. Surprisingly for the Guardian, they are recommending a man who hates the Top Gear presenters and co wrote a hit show that offended Christians. This is like being 15 and reading the NME."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/nicetime-guardian-co-uk/

"Stewart lee just says something. Explains why you should laugh. Then accuses you of not having a sense of humour. The cunt."

World Without End, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:43:04+00:00

World Without End, Twitter

"Stewart lee just says something. Explains why you should laugh. Then accuses you of not having a sense of humour. The cunt."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/world-without-end-twitter/

"Why does anyone sully the name of comedians by so very incorrectly applying the term to Stewart Lee."

Microcuts 22, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:25:19+00:00

Microcuts 22, Twitter

"Why does anyone sully the name of comedians by so very incorrectly applying the term to Stewart Lee."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/microcuts-22-twitter/

"Without warning I was drawn from watching the ?excelllent Jeremy Paxman to a loathsome comedian gratuitously using the "c" word. I found this extremely unacceptable, as did my recently widowed mother."

Anon, BBC Complaints Log

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:35:16+00:00

Anon, BBC Complaints Log

"Without warning I was drawn from watching the ?excelllent Jeremy Paxman to a loathsome comedian gratuitously using the "c" word. I found this extremely unacceptable, as did my recently widowed mother."

"Stewart Lee is not funny. He comes from the smug - if you don't laugh at my material then you aren't smart enough - school of comedy. No Stewart, if we don't laugh at your material then it's just not good enough."

Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-04-24T17:42:09+01:00

Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk

"Stewart Lee is not funny. He comes from the smug - if you don't laugh at my material then you aren't smart enough - school of comedy. No Stewart, if we don't laugh at your material then it's just not good enough."

"I must protest most feverently at the prospect of further wanton waste of the licence fee on this pile of wank."

Aaron, comedy.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:04:56+00:00

Aaron, comedy.co.uk

"I must protest most feverently at the prospect of further wanton waste of the licence fee on this pile of wank."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/aaron-comedy-co-uk/

"Stewart Lee's comedy is designed to be 'appreciated' but not actually 'laughed' at or 'enjoyed'. Here's a fun game you can play while watching Stewart Lee: With a pen and paper, jot down how often you actually laugh. You may be surpsied!"

Dick Socrates, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:26:54+00:00

Dick Socrates, Twitter

"Stewart Lee's comedy is designed to be 'appreciated' but not actually 'laughed' at or 'enjoyed'. Here's a fun game you can play while watching Stewart Lee: With a pen and paper, jot down how often you actually laugh. You may be surpsied!"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/dick-socrates-twitter/

"This guy is a douche bag who probably drank to much before going on stage to prove what a complete and utter asshole he is."

GRTak, finalgear.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:52:17+00:00

GRTak, finalgear.com

"This guy is a douche bag who probably drank to much before going on stage to prove what a complete and utter asshole he is."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/grtak-finalgear-com/

"The thinking woman's potato farl."

Rubyshoes, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:24:16+00:00

Rubyshoes, Twitter

"The thinking woman's potato farl."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/rubyshoes-twitter/

"I hate that Stewart Lee fella, totally unfunny and as much charisma as Pol Pot!!"

Fowkes81, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:24:45+00:00

Fowkes81, Twitter

"I hate that Stewart Lee fella, totally unfunny and as much charisma as Pol Pot!!"

"The Krankies are funnier than this waste of air. So unfunny it's laughable."

Visualiser1, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:23:33+00:00

Visualiser1, Twitter

"The Krankies are funnier than this waste of air. So unfunny it's laughable."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/visualiser1-twitter/

"Stewart Lee - is he not just another mouthpiece for Politically Correct liberal "fascism" ?"

Len Firewood, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:27:58+00:00

Len Firewood, Twitter

"Stewart Lee - is he not just another mouthpiece for Politically Correct liberal "fascism" ?"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/len-firewood-twitter/

"Liberals like this guy would just love to live in totalitarian state where only their views could be expressed and opposition views crushed. They are childish hypocrites. They should stop reading the guardian and get in the real world."

12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:22:20+00:00

12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube

"Liberals like this guy would just love to live in totalitarian state where only their views could be expressed and opposition views crushed. They are childish hypocrites. They should stop reading the guardian and get in the real world."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/12dgdgdgdgdgdg-youtube/

"Is Stewart Lee deliberately trying to be unfunny?"

Horatio Melvin, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:05:52+00:00

Horatio Melvin, Twitter

"Is Stewart Lee deliberately trying to be unfunny?"

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/horatio-melvin-twitter/

"The most overrated smug twat ever."

Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:40:14+00:00

Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk

"The most overrated smug twat ever."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/syhr-breakbeat-co-uk/

"Stewart Lee is like that uni lecturer who thinks he's unbelievably cool but is really the tit the students all laugh at."

Lenny Darksphere, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:32:59+00:00

Lenny Darksphere, Twitter

"Stewart Lee is like that uni lecturer who thinks he's unbelievably cool but is really the tit the students all laugh at."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/lenny-darksphere-twitter/

"His whole tone is one of complete, smug condescension."

Birmingham Sunday Mercury

Stewart Lee

2019-04-24T17:38:58+01:00

Birmingham Sunday Mercury

"His whole tone is one of complete, smug condescension."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/birmingham-sunday-mercury/

"Amongst the least talented comedians ever invented."

Pirate Crocodile, Twitter

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:34:37+00:00

Pirate Crocodile, Twitter

"Amongst the least talented comedians ever invented."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/pirate-crocodile-twitter/

"Big surprise, guardianistas love comic who went to a posh school and oxbridge. Dave Chappelle's could show him how it's done."

Neolab, Guardian.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-04-24T17:41:07+01:00

Neolab, Guardian.co.uk

"Big surprise, guardianistas love comic who went to a posh school and oxbridge. Dave Chappelle's could show him how it's done."

https://www.stewartlee.co.uk/testimonials/neolab-guardian-co-uk/

"Stewart Lee should jump in his 'comedy vehicle' and drive it off a very high cliff. Whoever this youth is, he sounds about as funny as three weeks of really bad weather!"

Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T20:19:31+00:00

Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk

"Stewart Lee should jump in his 'comedy vehicle' and drive it off a very high cliff. Whoever this youth is, he sounds about as funny as three weeks of really bad weather!"

"He stank. I've never seen a moronic idiot trying to tell jokes in my life. What a fuck. The man could barely stand up never mind tell a decent story. Everyone was laughing at him, and I hated his guts."

Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com

Stewart Lee

2019-02-01T17:37:24+00:00

Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com

"He stank. I've never seen a moronic idiot trying to tell jokes in my life. What a fuck. The man could barely stand up never mind tell a decent story. Everyone was laughing at him, and I hated his guts."