GOD DAMN! You're so much fucking trouble! I'm a typographical shit monkey who ought never to type... and what do you and your blog do? You make me type! Lots! Essays even. Essays of unwinding, unstable, incomprehensible error laden crap! How could I have gotten a euphemism of a dick staring at an exposed ass so very, very wrong? HOW?! Because you're trouble.. that's how!