I can see the draw in some items being saved for whatever reason, but tiles and light switches? There is no reason to be saving this shiat. Me thinks the "asinine" tag would have been better suited to this story.

YoOjo:Trauma Room One?Does everything presidential (no proper noun, I'm not a serf) have to be designated this way?So the back seat of the Cadillac where he popped his rocks all up and over Marilyn, is that called Jizz Splash Passion Wagon One?