Nate: You have two options. One. Man up, go to war and fight for the girl you love. Or just forget her. Move on to a palette cleanser. And forget her.Dan: So you're saying my only choices are extreme emotional vulnerability with a good friend, or meaningless sex with a stranger.Nate: Pretty much.Dan: Alright.

Nate: Dan, do you really think if you went toe-to-toe with Paul Hoffman that you couldn't take him? You're using him as an excuse.Dan: No. He's a handsome guy. He's a sophomore. He and Vanessa have a lot in common.Nate: He's a douche.