Hey. I bet a fair lot of people on FF.net don't know me and that's fine. I've been gone for a long time. Mostly getting over the soul-crushing depression I experienced when my mom died three years ago. I haven't changed much except I can't rein in my emotions like I used to. Still a huge zombie fan even though movies and games are flooded with them.

Here is a bit of info about me:

Gender: Male

Age: 24

Location: Somewhere in Florida

That's all I have to say for now. I'm gonna try and sit down long enough to write the first chapter of a story I have been wanting to... well write.

Naruto has had the ability since he was a little child. He can see things that are to come. But when a simple handshake throws into a world of violence who will protect him? Yaoi. SasuNaru. Violence, gore, sexual themes, slight NONCON. Please R&R!

Mikado/Masaomi. After being told by his best friend to never be seen in Ikebukuro, Masaomi goes through drastic measures to regain his friend. But maybe things are going a bit too far. Masaomi certainly didn't think of every possible outcome.

When Hikari Yagami moves back to Japan after spending nine years in California, she thinks nothing can be worse than leaving her best friend behind. Then she meets basketball star, Takeru Takaishi, and quickly finds herself proven wrong. Takari AU

Slight AU. Thirty-five hundred miles away from home, Naruto and company are stuck infiltrating a European school that does not exist according to conventional maps. Meh, things are starting to get troublesome. - Abandoned. Rewrite in progress.

HP/Naruto It was the kind of stupid crazy thing that would happen in one of ero-sensei’s novels. But this Potter kid was Sasuke’s family, which made him Team 7 family and there was no way in hell they were going to let any murdering brother take that away

Harry Potter X Naruto Crossover! Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi are on a mission at Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter but is it too much to hope that the enemy won't notice their presence? SasuNaruSasu and hopefully later Drarry.

AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.

In the wake of the Second War, peace seems to at last settled upon human lands. And yet, a dark shadow looms... Orc and human alike nervously look to the skies as the Undead Scourge and Burning Legion approach, and turn to their only salvation - Kalimdor.

Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"

A post-End of Evangelion fic that ISN'T a Shinji/Asuka romance. Includes philosophy, psychology, & weirdness - while maintaining narrative coherence - this is an extended conclusion to the movie & series. M for language, adult themes - NO lime/lemon.

A response to Joshua Andrew Talon's "Mirrors". Immortality had never been so damnable and Urashima Keitaro is going to find out the hard way. For he should have died when he lived. Self-insert and Anime cameos.

AU, -Compulsive Story-, When your a jock, your expected him to play sports, hang out with the guys, be popular, and love girls. Well that's all true expect for one part. And when the new kid comes to town it's time to pick up a new hobby, Stalking. yoai.

After the incident, most of the town of South Park was almost completely deserted. Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski intend to keep order among the remaining townspeople, but when Kenny McCormick comes, not only do they lose order, but one loses his heart.

Naruto and Sasuke are raised by Itachi to become two of the strongest ninja in Konoha. How will their training help them in overcoming the challenges thrown their way? Rated M for language and violence.

Simon hated earthquakes. No, he was outright terrified of them. Then again, if it weren’t for the earthquakes, that wouldn’t have been how Kamina found him on one such occasion: curled up in one of the farthest corners of the village.

Jiraiya decides to give the young Konoha boys some inspirational words… along with detailed instructions, manuals and the proper safety equipment. Who would be better to instruct a sexual education class?

Kyon x Yuki. Kyon finds that Yuki is slowly getting more human feelings due to the emotion of love affecting her. He must find out what to do while putting up with SOS activities, such as a movie outing and a sleep over at Nagato's apartment.

Lucy has returned to Kohta, but still has yet to find happiness. Also, what happens when Kakuzawa sends after her one final diclonius? The only male diclonius on record. Be honest, but be kind while submitting reviews. FINISHED!

After being captured by Gerudos, Link is dependent on Sheik to guide him to his destiny as Hero of Time. Can the Sheikah show Link what he's fighting for? Link X Sheik. Sheik is a seperate character. OoT. Slash.

A warning to the elves of Warcraft Night, High and Blood about the use of magic and that it is not a doom or birthright, but a blessed gift that should never have been abused or misused by arrogant, hypocritical children.

Kenshin and Kaoru were friends since childhood when they drifted apart though, Kaoru is in love with him. They were still in high school when their parents decided to marry them all of a sudden. What if Kenshin already has Tomoe? AU.KK. PARTIALLY EDITED