Finally, a Pillow You Can F**k

Orthopedic body pillows can be the key to a good night’s rest for those who find it difficult to maintain good posture while they sleep. They also provide physical comfort that can help ease the mind after a stressful day.

Some Japanese otaku, seeking a slightly different kind of comfort from their body pillows, stuff them in pillowcases covered in the image of popular anime or erotic video game characters. A number of them go so far as to “form relationships” with these body pillows, boldly claiming them as their girlfriends and romanticizing themselves as “2-D lovers”.

Yet one major drawback of these body pillow girlfriends (you know, aside the fact that they’re pillows) is that you can’t get to third base with them. Until now, that is: Pillow-lovers everywhere, rejoice! Japanese adult product maker G PROJECT has created a body pillow you can have sex with!

It’s called “Kuu Pillow” and it’s specially designed for the otaku who wants to take his 2-D relationship to the next level. Just slip on a pillow cover, insert your favorite artificial vagina in the the lower slot, and you’re ready for action!

Kuu Pillow is made from a type of plastic that is more durable and less irritating to the skin than the normal polyvinyl chloride most Japanese hug pillows are made from. G PROJECT also promises a smooth, skin-like texture that is pleasing to the touch, unlike that sticky plastic feeling of inflatable blow-up dolls.

There’s even a “waist pocket” where you can insert a water bottle or other weight to help keep the pillow securely in place through even the most passionate shaking and thrusting.

The masturbation slot is made to hold products of a range of lengths and sizes and penetrates through the back of the pillow so, theoretically, you could go through the back door, in case you were worried about getting your girlfriend pregnant.

Kuu Pillow can be purchased on G PROJECT’s online retail store or Amazon for around 2100 yen (US$25). You’ll have to buy a pillowcase separately if you don’t have one already. G PROJECT is also selling a limited-edition Kuu Pillow pillowcase, which can be purchased here.