They took down the KFC here this last week. My town is hotel, hotel, fast food, fast food, hotel hotel, fast food, fast food, more fast food, with another hotel slapped in the middle.

KFC is too expensive to compete with the zillions of other fast food joints here, so after like 10 years they closed shop. This, obviously, makes me want to cry obnoxiously into a pillow - I must stay strong, however, I must....stay...strong.

They just couldn't keep enough food in stock to accommodate your Double Down habit.

I just watched Casino for the 1000th time, mostly for the outfits. I think it's snowed 9 out of the last 10 days.