#PriceOfFootball: A Three-Course Meal at Newcastle

Football matches are hardly known as a healthy day out. Typically, the devoted faithful of any fanbase can be expected to pile through pints, pies and smuggled-in crisps come rain or shine.

However, it’s heartening to know that at St James’ Park, Newcastle want to give you something more substantial: the ‘three-course meal’ – a pie, a Twix and a WKD (of any flavour). I don’t even care if £7.80 could get me a gourmet pie and a Brew Dog at the Emirates, give me that before the game and I’ll be f***ing laughing.