I just logged on to find this...It's the strangest thing seeing him and all the others from our generation...They've all aged....and we've stayed the same.Bizarro...that is.Steve, Mick, and Robert...exuded pure sex...As opposed to impure sex...Those were the days, my friend...we thought they'd never end....peace~

15. Well, he's 61, without makeup, just out of the hospital after a painful accident.

Figure he's lost weight, can't control the lighting, and is wearing oversized sunglasses that make his face look even thinner. Plus his hair is pulled back rather than framing his face as it usually is.

Just a bad picture of an aging, injured icon who always had a goofy mouth in the first place.

I feel sorry for the guy, but wow - look int the mirror before you go out in public, Steve.BTW - not good news he was in a liquor store. Joe Perry wants him to sober up before they get back together again.

They have a large Egyptology section, and part of that exhibit was a man who had been desiccated by simply being buried in the sand. Not mummified, at least in the traditional way, not wrapped, not in a sarcophogus. Just a guy who died, or was buried, on his side, in the sand.

He (you could tell he was a he) looked almost freeze-dried. All fluids gone, and what was left was reduced and leathery; not shriveled, per se, just less mass and leathery.

No. Overhyped. Nothing but shitty music, shitty guitar playing (I'm looking at you Joe Perry!), shitty everything. Not even on the level of AC/DC in terms of songwriting. Aerosmith and Steven Tyler suck donkey dicks.

He has no fat on his face. It's just bone, muscle, skin. Even his nose looks kind of hollowed out. At his age 61, there would normally be some wrinkles caused by sagging muscle. He doesn't have enough excess skin to have wrinkles.

If he (healed shoulder) and I (age 46) were to run a 1 mile footrace my money would be on him. And at the end I'd bet he'd have a lower heart rate. Then he'd bang some groupies while I drive away alone in my Focus.

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