Well+Good’s holiday shopping list

Someone leaked the Well+Good holiday shopping list to Page Six. So before you see it there in all its sensationalized glory, here’s our list of the New Yorkers (and New York institutions) for whom we’re playing Santa.

Liz LemonThe Blueprint Cleanse Poor Liz has a chronically unhealthy diet. We think she should act like McDonald’s and give her colon a break today
We're concerned about Liz's eating habits. Perhaps she needs a Blueprint Cleanse or nutritional counseling?

Lady Gaga
A juicer facial, because all that super-artistic stage makeup must take a toll on her skin

Bernie Madoff
A pair of Reebok EasyTones. Those jail cells are small; you need to make every step countRuth ReichlGourmet

Bobby FlayThe Kind Diet. Chefs who can’t cook without meat are so passe. So let’s have a throw down with Alicia Silverstone!