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He looked like: a. a termite, but softened the effect by wearing a tie. b. a partially digested omelet, but without the charm. c. an umbrella left out in the rain. d. runaway inflation with a matching smile.

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You fling yourself into the ditch and burrow frantically, covering yourself with fallen leaves. Your heart hammers in your chest. You hold your breath and tremble in silence. The horses thunder by. You wait. You wait. You wait until you can wait no more. You gasp, take in air with a shuddering sob. They’ll be […]

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In addition to her archery skills, it’s a little known fact that Katniss: a. was also a leading authority on the films of Mary Pickford. b. could recite the entire poem Hiawatha while hopping. c. hoarded pencils. d. had a favorite element, tungsten.

Horatio Leaf’s red globe minions thrilled to his rallying cry.
‘On this day at this hour the field is ours for the taking. On then, my lovelies, ATTACK!’
Glory was theirs. The bloody feast saturated the silent night. #dada#flashfictionpic.twitter.com/Xaz2ilR0KT