[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor] Source: LYBIO.net
Hi, you must be 34-D (laughs) So here you are Bree, are you ready for your examination?

[Bree Essrig]
I guess so.

[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor]
At first I’m just gonna feel your breasts with my fingers to see if there’s anything abnormal, so, okay, okay, now we’re getting somewhere the party starting, well let me say what Tony The Tiger once said, those boobies are grrrrr-great! Ah to continue with the scientific experiment we are gonna use some light instruments. This is what I like to call the boobie saddle and they are off, dara dara-du-da-da! dara dara-du-da-da! Ney!! Alright! We’re gonna try something a little experimental – it’s something I learned in Germany and it involves my mouth

[Bree Essrig]
Just give me the mammogram!!!

[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor]
Okay, it’s show time!

[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor]
Okay I have your breasts between two metal slabs and I’m gonna turn on this machine over here and it’s gonna squeeze them till about an inch thick, nothing’s gonna go wrong unless the machine malfunctions and I’m not here to fix it. Okay. Okay, we’re just gonna turn this baby on. I’m not gonna lie this part is not gonna feel good. You might feel a pinch.

[Bree Essrig]
Oww~~

[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor]
Okay don’t be a p&$$y – no one likes p&$$^e$

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[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor] Source: LYBIO.net
Crank this baby up!

[Bree Essrig]
(struggling to escape the machine and in pain)

[Secretary] Source: LYBIO.net
Dr. Johnson

[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor]
Yes

[Secretary] Source: LYBIO.net
The TACO truck is out front!

[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor]
The TACO truck

[Secretary]
It’s TACO Tuesday’s sir.

[MAMMOGRAM – Doctor]
It’s TACO Tuesday how can I forget, I’m a friggin idiot! I’m gonna go and get myself a TACO! Can I get you a TACO?