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Nostalgia rears its head everyday on the internet, and its #1 customer is old-school video games (close second being a tie between 80's movies/music). Basically, the internet is run by 20-somethings who use it to remember a simpler time before computers took over. Case in point: this list of NES moments.
If you haven't encountered all of them in your lifetime, it's time you took that NES out of storage and power up that sonofabitch.
20. Final Fantasy - Marsh Cave
Back in the NES days, checkpoints were nothing but a dream. If you died in the middle of a level, tough tootie, ...

It only makes sense. If you were creating a comic book story, wouldn’t you draw the hottest women you could think of? So, obviously, when it comes to turning these scribbles into real people for Movieland, you really have to find the cream. And, for the most part, the studios get it right.
So much so, that crunching them down into just 26 was one of the hardest tasks we have ever done. But it was worth every minute. Enjoy.
26. Maria Bello
Notable comic book movie appearance: A History Of Violence (2005)
Some of you may or may not know that A History ...

If you're wearing one of these, consider yourself warned: those guys aren't getting up from the bar to come over and shake your hand.
#20. Spongebob Adult Man's Costume
Aside from the "Would you like to buy some Bibles?" look on the model's face, it's the white leotards that seal the wearer's fate.
Or possibly the little red dick-tie.
#19. ATM Man
If you want to look like a Muslim Darth Vader, this costume is for you. Despite the claims in the picture, don't be surprised if women dressed like money do not approach you to withdraw cash from your wiener.
#18. Breathalyzer
The early model Terminators ...