How To Feel Like An Idiot In Three Easy Steps

1. Buy a truck and a horse trailer with the full intention of driving horses to postcard pretty places and riding them into the sunset while Happy Trails To You plays in the background.

2. Realize every parking space in surburbia suddenly seems impossibly tight when driving the truck and that attaching the trailer makes driving and parking even more unwieldy. Never find time to hook up the trailer ever again.