story time

There was this mentally challenged kid named Larry that would come around and talk to all the girls and the girls would always play flirt with him. Needless to say Larry was quite the ladies man. Well one day Larry made another appearance... Only this time he was fully nude. That day every one in that gym class saw the biggest penis ever. The faces of the girls staring at it was priceless. To this day they call him Hang-Low Larry.

The girls had taken quite a liking to Hang-Low Larry, and he to them. He made it his life's purpose to be the hero that his fair ladies deserved. Whenever a damsel in distress could be heard calling for help, Hang-Low Larry would be there to save the day.

One day, Janet had lost her wallet and the bus driver would not let her on without her bus card, despite knowing full well she went to this school and had every right to ride the bus. What an asshole. Janet began to weep and cried out "However will I get home now?"
"You needn't worry, m'lady!" The gallant Hang-Low Larry answered, as he sprinted down the sidewalk in the nude, his potbelly billowing majestically as he went. "I'll save you!" He wheezed and pushed his glasses further up the bridge of his nose while he took a moment to rest from the strenuous effort on his third leg.
With a mighty swing of his member he unhinged the door of the bus and sent it flying. Larry barged up to the terrified bus driver and gave him an old fashioned slap across the face with his junk. "That's no way to treat a lady!" Larry's member slithered around the bus driver as if it had a life of its own and squeezed the man tightly "That's Janet, you know her!"

Larry's legendary penis squeezed the man until his eyes looked as if they were about to pop out of their sockets and he said, "I'm sorry! It won't happen again! Come on board, Janet!" Larry let bus driver go while Janet wiped her tears and gave him a sloppy kiss on the cheek. "Thank you, Larry, you're my hero!", she said.
Larry gave the bus driver one last stern look and said, "don't be a dick, or you get the dick!", before turning his attention to his woman. "Wanna play wheelbarrows?", he asked her hopefully, but she shook her head. "You know you're too big for that." Instead she got on the bus and as it drove away, she blew him a kiss out the window and said, "You're my favorite retard, Hang-Low Larry!"]