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Isleworth, FL– Just when I was set to aquiesse there is no “true crime” element for blinkoncrime.com to continue coverage of the accidentinvolving Tiger Woods two weeks ago, there’s more.

According to TMZ sources within the Hospital where Tiger was treated as “William Smith” (editors note: Did anyone ask squeaky clean Will Smith if he was cool with that? Doubtful.) on the locked down fifth floor of the facility are stating that Tiger was admitted the evening following Thanksgiving with the classification of “OD”, meaning overdose.

Contained in the Florida Highway Patrol’s own findings, a witness, presumably his wife Elin, gave FHP two bottles of prescriptions he allegedly was under the influence of: Ambien and Vicodin.

The witness with the same last name also stated Tiger was under the influence of alcohol earlier in the day.

$164 is apparently the going rate for preferential treatment in Isleworth. I wonder if they had found a Physicians Desk Reference instead of a Physics book in the backseat it might have made a difference.

In this mornings developments, Medics were called again to the Golf Icons home at 2:36am where a woman initially refused transport in the ambulance, but ultimately was taken to the same Hospital and has since been admitted to the Intensive Care Unit. The identity of the woman is not yet known but she appears to be middle aged and blonde. Elin Woods Mother arrived in the United States last week to support her daughter through the continued fallout and what seems like daily updates of women alleging affairs with her husband.

Shortly after the victims arrival, a blonde woman matching Elin Wood’s description was seen arriving in a Black escalade similar to the one involved in the single car accident driven by Tiger Woods. The escalade has since returned to the Woods estate. (Updated 9AM: The woman has been released from the Hospital)

I reached Mark Nejame, Attorney for Tiger and Elin Woods at home early this morning for comment.

“I have no comment.” was his only non-comment on this mornings developments.

Jupiter, FL– In the interest of disclosure, I admit I am a U G E Tiger Woods fan. (we pronounce it sans the H in Jersey)

I dream of the day I could hit a ball and feel the shaft of my driver fall into my palm like an ethereal falsetto, as he does.

Sigh.

Until then, I golf-envy my beloved Eldrick.

In the early morning hours, 2:20 ish AM of this Saturday following Thanksgiving, Mr. Woods had a minor accidentat the end of his driveway while backing out in his Escalade. He hit a fire hydrant and tree; sustaining minor injuries.

Today, after the 3rd requested meeting to interview Tiger about the accident, FHP troopers were again turned away at the request of Woods lawyer, Mark Nejame.

How else does one test the tensile strength of the rear window of a 2009 Escalade and the latest and greatest in graphite irons?

Allow me to explain. Tiger’s wife, the lovely Elin Woods, sank a club out of Mr. Woods bag (Steve Williams unavailable for consult) into the rear of Mr. Woods SUV. According to Tiger’s statement, Elin acted courageoulsy in that endeavor.

As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.

Tiger– You have every right to a personal life. If those decisions result in you Umiliating your wife ( again no H in Jersey) we will not maintain our friendship.

I will end up respecting you as a champion athlete who is a jerkwad in his personal life. I cannot imagine your Dad would relish the idea of you being on a conveyor belt at the Enquirer print house.

Now is the time. Make it right. I apologize for the unfair pressure, it is well intended.