If the genie can give me a magical divorce how about a sex change down to the cellular level? Then I'd ask for every variety of hat ever manufactured (or go out and find them all) and then I'd marry ozone.

Kyupol's news articleAlthough the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.

We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!

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seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.

and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.

seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.

and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.

Kyupol's news articleAlthough the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.

We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!

Be a chemtrail pilot. Make 6 figures a year. Contact the local Illuminati office.

seriously? he looks like someone kicked a leather handbag these days. maybe you mean 60's Paul, I'll assume you mean 60's Paul. The Paul that had been untouched by tragedy and a one legged gold digger of a 2nd wife.

and as a wife, I guess I'd get someone who could teach me to knit. it's been bugging me how people do that for years. HOW DOES KNITTING WORK?! it just shouldn't.

I have a genie…he could make Paul younger, transport me to the sixties…either way would be awesome. If not, I'd marry him anyways. He's still beautiful!

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Kyupol's news articleAlthough the link between pollutants and human reproduction has not been firmly established, there is growing evidence that the birth sex ratio can be altered by exposure to certain chemicals, such as dioxin, PCBs and pesticides.

We need some more of that stuff in the air. For world peace!

Be a chemtrail pilot. Make 6 figures a year. Contact the local Illuminati office.

Help bring forth a new order out of chaos.

Air Force pilots don't make six figures. :( Airline pilots come close. Chem trails are mundane, every pilot in a jet aircraft does them.

Join the Council on Foreign Relations (write a real cool article on foreign policy), then get invited to the Bilderberger Group, then you can join the Illuimati. You gotta work your way up. :(

Or get recruited by the CIA and slave away in a basement doing intelligence anaylsis and hope for that promotion to G4 or higher.

Really sticks how it's gotten so mundane. :(

And no free women anymore. For that you have to learn Arabic and then blow yourself up.

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