Monday, 18 May 2009

Prayer improvised by teenage boy on bus yesterday, sort of jokily, but not, I think, deliberately getting it wrong:

'Oh, Father God, Heaven, and Holy Christ!'

For full effect, bear in mind this was said while making a 'T' shape on his throat - starting by drawing a finger across it in the sign for 'dead', then drawing a line down from Adam's apple to clavicle.

Still, he didn't mean any harm, so just say four Hail Caesars and a Mary Mary, my son.

But I've definitely heard variants of it. Jump out of a cupboard at the next Irish person you see. Or drop something heavy on their foot. Sure, you might regret it almost immediately, but in the meantime you'll probably get your incoherent string of blasphemy.

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