Cobweb

Hammer Time

Have you ever had fantasies of being gripped tightly, twirled around, then dipped by ex-House Majority Leader Tom DeLay? If you happen to be Clarissa Explains it All star Mellissa Joan Hart or raspy songstress Macy Gray, then you’re in luck.

Reality TV show Dancing with the Stars just announced their new line up and it will include the shamed Sugarland, Texas rep who’s still enmeshed in a legal battle that forced him to step down in 2006. Though DeLay, known as “The Hammer,” for his ruthless politicking, has proven he knows how to side step the law, it’s yet to be seen whether he can nail that fancy footwork on the dance floor.