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I have seen the future of politics, brethren, and it is a bunch of bloviating faggots muttering racist epithets under their breath at their unsatisfying office jobs, before scurrying off to Twitter to totally trigger those shitlib sjws with their top kek shitlord pepe memes. This will push the Overton window right and the norms will get redpilled to the (((Dumbocrat))) debauchery. There will be an uprising, and when the last evil liberal news anchor is lynched with the payots of the last carnivorous Jew, we will finally have a white utopia where spergy men can get Hitler Youth haircuts and LARP at being saracens or muay thai captains of industry until their hearts are content, and the sexually adventurous virgin 9/10 thin blondes with big titties and wide hips who bang like shithouse doors in the wind and cook like six Gordon Ramseys will be impressed, rather than sniggering and falling into the arms of Demetrious or Le'Marquess like they do just now. #signalboost #pizzagate #iassureyouitsrelaxedmuscle

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Lol, maybe I'm pointing out the obvious here but how am I not surprised the same moron that puts up with something like that would also have no clue how to liquidate it properly and just thinks "yup I'll take a car's value of electronics/computers/whatever into a game stop and then get all my car money back!"

"As I'm typing this I wonder if like GameStop would just come do it for me if I sold it to them."

Lololololooloox10000 what fucking planet is this person from. I get it, they don't go to gamestop, I don't spend a lot of time in flower shops but have a realistic idea of how they operate.

Plus now, since my husband is so lazy I'm having to walk 1.5 miles to the closest grocery store which is whole foods (way more expensive) than being able to drive to Von's. Since my husband hates Whole Foods, he's been eating at Burger King that's just outside our complex for 3 meals a day which is so freaking expensive.

The true kicker is he just doesn't care what I'm having to go through, he's not even pretending to look for a job, he said he would divorce me if I even mention taking his computer back and I'm tempted to oblige him. He said it's finally fair that since I get to live out my dream of being a photographer, he gets to live out his dream of Having and awesome gaming system. He's gained 100lbs since we were married 3 years ago and has done nothing with his degree and I've supported him in just about everything. I'm just so fed up and feel like he doesn't give a crap about me and on top of all this he still pressures me to have "porno sex" with him whenever I'm home.

If that's real then holy shit. Burger King 3 times a day? Disgusting, kill me now fam.

Have It Your Way!

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"I'm really boring. My current hobbies right now are playing Animal Crossing on the DS and... I dunno, I did a bit of knitting last night for the first time in months after boy broke up with me over the phone (I can only cast on and knit stitch though). I surf the internet like every other person in the entire fucking world. I constantly have ideas that I never follow through on. I want to be a nurse someday. I want to drive. I nearly got my licence a few years ago but blacked out at the wheel due to my (90% now-cured) anorexia and haven't driven since."

Cheating is the one thing I'm willing to go full-swole 888hamburgers on. Zero tolerance, including the past. Once a cheater, always a cheater + everyone I've ever known who has cheated has eventually done it again. There's not even a valid theoretical reason to justify cheating and if it's been done in non-lifetime long relationships, what makes you think it won't happen when a lifetime-relationship that eventually hits a rocky lul.

If you break up with someone seconds before cheating, well shit... that's brutal but still not cheating and at least you have the balls to not be a total coward.

I honestly consider it mental-disorder levels of brokebrain fuckupery. Needing that crutch or fallback option. I don't even know.

Men like strange pussy. It's instinct, not mental illness you faggot. I've never cheated on my wife, but I don't think guys who have are brokebrains that's fucking retarded.

Cheating is the one thing I'm willing to go full-swole 888hamburgers on. Zero tolerance, including the past. Once a cheater, always a cheater + everyone I've ever known who has cheated has eventually done it again. There's not even a valid theoretical reason to justify cheating and if it's been done in non-lifetime long relationships, what makes you think it won't happen when a lifetime-relationship that eventually hits a rocky lul.

If you break up with someone seconds before cheating, well shit... that's brutal but still not cheating and at least you have the balls to not be a total coward.

I honestly consider it mental-disorder levels of brokebrain fuckupery. Needing that crutch or fallback option. I don't even know.

Men like strange pussy. It's instinct, not mental illness you faggot. I've never cheated on my wife, but I don't think guys who have are brokebrains that's fucking retarded.

This -- cheating is something you forego as part of a tradeoff. You agree to only fuck one woman in return for her keeping your home and raising your kids and shit.

Cheating is the one thing I'm willing to go full-swole 888hamburgers on. Zero tolerance, including the past. Once a cheater, always a cheater + everyone I've ever known who has cheated has eventually done it again. There's not even a valid theoretical reason to justify cheating and if it's been done in non-lifetime long relationships, what makes you think it won't happen when a lifetime-relationship that eventually hits a rocky lul.

If you break up with someone seconds before cheating, well shit... that's brutal but still not cheating and at least you have the balls to not be a total coward.

I honestly consider it mental-disorder levels of brokebrain fuckupery. Needing that crutch or fallback option. I don't even know.

Men like strange pussy. It's instinct, not mental illness you faggot. I've never cheated on my wife, but I don't think guys who have are brokebrains that's fucking retarded.

This -- cheating is something you forego as part of a tradeoff. You agree to only fuck one woman in return for her keeping your home and raising your kids and shit.

Cheating is the one thing I'm willing to go full-swole 888hamburgers on. Zero tolerance, including the past. Once a cheater, always a cheater + everyone I've ever known who has cheated has eventually done it again. There's not even a valid theoretical reason to justify cheating and if it's been done in non-lifetime long relationships, what makes you think it won't happen when a lifetime-relationship that eventually hits a rocky lul.

If you break up with someone seconds before cheating, well shit... that's brutal but still not cheating and at least you have the balls to not be a total coward.

I honestly consider it mental-disorder levels of brokebrain fuckupery. Needing that crutch or fallback option. I don't even know.

Men like strange pussy. It's instinct, not mental illness you faggot. I've never cheated on my wife, but I don't think guys who have are brokebrains that's fucking retarded.

This -- cheating is something you forego as part of a tradeoff. You agree to only fuck one woman in return for her keeping your home and raising your kids and shit.

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"I'm really boring. My current hobbies right now are playing Animal Crossing on the DS and... I dunno, I did a bit of knitting last night for the first time in months after boy broke up with me over the phone (I can only cast on and knit stitch though). I surf the internet like every other person in the entire fucking world. I constantly have ideas that I never follow through on. I want to be a nurse someday. I want to drive. I nearly got my licence a few years ago but blacked out at the wheel due to my (90% now-cured) anorexia and haven't driven since."

i unironically think burger king farts guy is the guy my friend's divorcing right now. and also if you guys are wondering why women cheat, read the burger king farts story again. i'm morally against it and judge the hell out of people for it too, but that's why it happens.

I've been working my ass off for 2 weeks solid driving around hundreds of miles a day so I've been stuck with fast food and after like the 3rd day I just didnt eat. I'll be good without a french fry for the next year at least. Having the time time to have fresh meat and veggies tonight was like heaven. I have no idea how someone could eat fast food three times a day for months. Gross.

I put "friend" in quotations because we do have a weird history together and most of our friends think we should be dating. I'm not trying to hook up with her or anything either. I just started a great job and want to do something special for her. I'm spending quite a bit of money out of pocket for everyone going to this party, but I'm not sure how I'll look by doing so.Will I look like I'm just trying to get with her? Will I look desperate? Give me your honest opinion!TL;DR - Spending a lot of money for my friends party and worried about how I'll look in doing so

The party went off without a hitch!I ended up spending quite a bit less money than I originally estimated and concentrated on making sure the birthday girl had a great time. I took a lot of the advice given to me and I just wanted to thank everyone who was honest with me. Nobody at the party thought I had any ill intentions and even thanked me for being so generous and planning the party.I should probably mention as well that some things have changed in our relationship. We had a long, real talk at the end of the night and we both decided to quit lying to ourselves. In a few weeks, once finals are over and we both have some time to ourselves, we are going to discuss dating again.Thank you guys so much for your honesty!TL;DR - Party went well, took some of your advice, and things are looking good for a future relationship!

I put "friend" in quotations because we do have a weird history together and most of our friends think we should be dating. I'm not trying to hook up with her or anything either. I just started a great job and want to do something special for her. I'm spending quite a bit of money out of pocket for everyone going to this party, but I'm not sure how I'll look by doing so.Will I look like I'm just trying to get with her? Will I look desperate? Give me your honest opinion!TL;DR - Spending a lot of money for my friends party and worried about how I'll look in doing so

The party went off without a hitch!I ended up spending quite a bit less money than I originally estimated and concentrated on making sure the birthday girl had a great time. I took a lot of the advice given to me and I just wanted to thank everyone who was honest with me. Nobody at the party thought I had any ill intentions and even thanked me for being so generous and planning the party.I should probably mention as well that some things have changed in our relationship. We had a long, real talk at the end of the night and we both decided to quit lying to ourselves. In a few weeks, once finals are over and we both have some time to ourselves, we are going to discuss dating again.Thank you guys so much for your honesty!TL;DR - Party went well, took some of your advice, and things are looking good for a future relationship!