One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson is on Football Manager 14

One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson is a right back for the Doncaster U21 team in this year’s Football Manager edition.

His morale is ‘Fairly Good’. He’s a millionaire, has the pick of many girls around the world and technically (Football Manager says so) is a footballer. Fairly Good?!

His best stat is ‘Bravery’, at 14. He was brave to face Gabby Agbonlahor, we’ll give him that. He looked less brave on his arse after getting run over by the Premier League striker however… and his bravery was at a 1 when he was caught puking his ring up on the sideline.

With a ‘Marking’ of 3 and ‘Strength’ of 4, Louis will not be long getting released into free agency when you start your game.