Friday, 8 February 2013

Mr Hiram J Volendaam, the unlucky investor was today awarded 1.5million credits after a succesful suit for miss-selling against MetaCitFinCorp who advised him to buy shares in a non existent Meta City HoverTaxi. "I was taken for a ride" said Mr Volendaam.

Today's big story though is the kidnap of Mr Karl Rural, CEO of MetaHotels GmbH at the site of his new Peachtree MegaHotel. Here is the story as it happened......

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Mr Rural, his attorney and Judge Cowell visit the site of the Peachtree Hotel. A lasblaster shot sears the air and Judge Cowell drops, his head VAPORISED! A gang of perps are holed up in the site. Its turned real ugly real quick....

OFFICER DOWN! With a HOWLING ROAR of lawhog thrusters Judges Blake and Scully power through traffic to the scene of the crime. "Blake to Control: take live feed of all traffic violations observed and file auto warrants on perps...."

﻿The Civs are hustled off by the perps - "get off the street quick before the pigs get here"

"OK Rookie, you take the stairs, I'll take the ....GUN: HEATSEEKER".....BAM!

The Perp sniper drops like a dead mutant dog.."......Front. You ready Rookie?"

"You're under arrest. Drop your guns, release the hostages and it'll only be the timestretcher" - Judge Scully tries to talk the perps in...but a Judge has been MURDERED and that means one thing .... JUSTICE.....

Lawhog engines rev and Judge Blake POWERS his hog like a BAT OUT OF HELL and gets airborne long enough......

To SMASH into the perps NEST of CRIME! "Eat LAWBIKE" snarls Blake as he hammers to the floor, taking a perp out as he lands. The crims level their guns at the Civs.....Blake drops one with a snapshot....Judge Scully piles through the door, gets a shot off but misses and the Accountant is shot by the Ganger!