Exactly Why The Miami Heat Fans Are The Worst In All Of Sports

I was at a bar last night PACKED with Miami Heat fans and my friend goes ‘Wow, I didn’t realize there were so many Heat fans in NYC!’ That’s because there aren’t! Fuckin people coming out of the woodwork, hopping on the wagon. Pisses me off to no end. Just like the Dallas Cowboy fans of the 90s and the New York Yankee fans scoured throughout the country. So typical right here watching these douches walk out on “their” team, only to run back to the doors to try and get back in so they could say they were there for the amazing comeback. Let’s see how big of a fan you still are when these 3 morons walk out on you guys.

Side note: If you owned an Alonzo Mourning jersey pre 2009, I can’t be mad at ya.