The Ultimate Salad Toss

The video has gone viral, but it missed the most important part: it’s not what you do in front of a salad, it’s how you toss it that matters. And we’ve collected the evidence to prove it.

Last Monday, the Men update du jour was “Right In Front Of My Salad?” By this week, the actress (Nikki V) speaking the title line during the video went viral — as in BuzzFeed viral. On Twitter, it sparked a veritable buffet of memes.

In reality, it was typical Men fare. Ex-Sean Cody star Jake, now Jake Porter, is a chef hired by Jaxton Wheeler to make a meal for his wife. Jaxton missed the part Jake was a naked chef. But despite the Mrs. being around, Jaxton didn’t miss the fuzzy target of Jake’s hole.

But sorry, Jake, to you and your Trump loving hole we say, try again. As we looked at earlier this week in #CelebrityCock, the real naked chef to get hot and bothered about is Franco Noriega. But when it comes to salad tossing as we know it, it’s been harvest time all summer…

For these working stiffs, all 100+ of them, every day is Labor Day. And for you working stiffs, these are the twelve movies about men who don’t wait to get off work to get off that you have been working your tools to the most.