Did this on the metro except I didn't really dress up. Some little kid sat next to me, and finally asked me if I was a spy. He was no older than ten I presume. Of course the mother tells him to not talk to strangers, and then starts to apologize to me....until she glances at my screen.
She goes: "Oh I'm sorry for his.... his..."

And then she sees ACCESS GRANTED printed on the screen, and I stare at her and say: "maybe the next stop would be best to get off."

My life is now complete. I can die happy now, you have no idea how proud I was.

I decided to do this in the dumbest manner possible, I was at this little park with the page already pulled up, I just acted like I was preparing some ****, I put the laptop in my messenger bag, and walked to the bank right across the street,

I came out after maybe 20 minutes sat right back down, next to this old women who was watching her grand-kid or something on the jungle gym. I pulled out the laptop carefully and began typing on it at a fast but not extream rate, eventually I can tell shes watching but I really doubt she knew exactly what was going on so that's when I do it.

I get the access denied to pop up and get this look of absolute terror and began typing so fast I was hurting my fingers for like 15 seconds, then access granted pops up I take a breath of relief, look down at the screen and then just look over at her, we make eye contact for just a second she has this look like she is mortified but trying to hide it. I quickly close the laptop, stash it and stand up I begin to walk away but just when I know I'm within an ear shot of her, I look back and say "Forget about this." then hurriedly take off.

I wish I had gone back to see what she did but something tells me I can't ever go to that park again.