And, no, not 42. It's food-o-clock and we were sitting here thinking of questions which have no real answer.

PANIC NOT HIG: THIS IS NOT A PHILISOPHICAL DEBATE.

Things like:
Why is orange jam called marmalade?
Why is dislekseeya so hard to spell?
Why is abreviation such a long word?
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
and my personal favourite,
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?