Buttholeville

Tired of living in ButtholevilleTired of my job and my wife LucilleTired of my kids Ronnie and NeilTired of my 68 BonnevilleWorking down at Billy Bob's Bar and GrilleThe food here tastes like the way I feelThere's a girl on the dance floor dressed to killShe's the best looking woman in ButtholevilleOne day I'm gonna get out of ButtholevilleGonna reach right in Gonna grab the tillBuy a brand new hat and a Coupe deVillelay a patch on the road that runs over the hillThere's a beach somewhere where the water's are stillGonna lay in the sun till my skin pealsDrinking the best scotch whiskey, eating lobster and eeland I'm never going back to ButtholevilleNever going, never going, never going never going back!