Friday, June 25

Missing penalty shots ...

The jokes about Beckham missing "the kick" have already started. The other guy in the picture is Johnny Wilkinson, the guy who's kicking won England the rugby world cup. Another one (needs flash, not very amusing after the first few tries) here.

Words to live by

I must not drink beer.
Beer is the mind killer.
Beer is the little death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my beer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past.
I will turn my inner eye to see it's path.
Where the beer has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.