You’re like, “It’s not special. It’s from the AP. It appeared in newspapers and on sites all over the country this morning.” In other words, it’s totally generic.

I submit that it is special. And I’ll tell you why. It’s the beginning part right here.

Chris Paul had 23 points, 17 assists, and nine rebounds, and the New Orleans Hornets ran away with their ninth-straight win, 117-93 over the Denver Nuggets on Monday night.

A jubilant crowd broke into repeated chants of “M-V-P” in recognition of a masterful performance by the Hornets’ guard, who is New Orleans’ best shot at making the All-Star game here next month as a reserve.

This is the first article that’s mentioned our crowd in a positive way. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we have a genuine article about the Hornets (our Hornets! these Hornets!) that does not once mention poor attendance, the possibility of moving, and whether they’ll go to Seattle or OKC.

Not once.

And to top it off, it ran everywhere around the country. Since this is one of this site’s major demands, it was worth mentioning!