Al and his Free United Kingdom Party or FUKP (say it quickly, you’ll see what he’s getting at) has a list of increasingly ridiculous pledges to lure the voters of Ramsgate.

The announcement followed a somewhat farcical tête-à-tête between Cameron and Miliband during PMQs. Cameron called Ed “a chicken,” for not wanting to face the Greens in TV debates, while Ed dug into the annals of time to retrieve a Thatcher-phrase that none of us had heard for thirty-odd years, saying Cameron was “frit,” for not wanting to take part in the proposed TV debate. A debate, about a debate, within a debate.