The Onion's Hilarious List Of Solutions To The European Debt Crisis

Getty Images Everyone's been wondering how the heck Europe's going to get out of this debt crisis. We may have stumbled across the best (and unfortunately ineffective) answers yet. This afternoon The Onion,"America's Finest News Source," released a list of hilarious solutions the European debt crisis.

Here are some of our favorites:

Austria: $5 surcharge every time anyone in the world watches The Sound Of Music

Finland: Increasing one of those European-sounding taxes, like the GATT, or the VAT, or the SCRAT, or whatever