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"There's No Food In The Fridge" Rule

by Slacker And Steve,posted May 30 2012 3:48PM

Yi!!

We found a rule that will help you never get a divorce. It’s called the “three strikes you are out” rule where a woman is allowed to say “no” to relations 3 times a year with no reason necessary and if she says “no” for a fourth time, he gets to say “There’s no food in the fridge…I’m going out for dinner.” If he says this, that means he gets to have relations outside the marriage.

Do you like this rule? Would this work in your marriage?

If my husband ever said that to me, I would divorce him so fast he wouldn’t know what hit him. I’m sorry, but a marriage is binding…It’s you confessing your love for one another, not to have relations with whoever you please. It’s sickness and in health ‘til death do you part. Nowhere in the vows does it say…”And if you don’t want relations, I may find someone else outside the marriage.” That is not marriage! That’s wrong. It’s not okay…

First your husband must assume that there is a restaraunt open. which means he has been researching..not cool. and what if he is really bad in bed. can a woman say " shucks there is no Good food in the fridge" after he has failed to perform 3 times? and in turn go find a decent resteraunt with Good Service?

05/30/2012 4:20PM

HALL PASS

I have given my husband exactly this, what we call a "hall pass". Gives me a break, but sadly for him, it is not always the easiest thing to accomplish. Unless of course he has been looking for awhile. We are not in our 20's or 30's, so the bar scene, is not what we do. Makes it harder, but I think it is a GREAT IDEA!!