Don't forget to check out the story on the River Valley United Way's 11th annual four-man scramble golf tournament in sports. This great cause is the perfect way to enjoy a round of golf with several friends - not to mention helping those who are unable to help themselves.

Like 34-year-old Nicholas Jay Shampine from the state of Washington. He won't be at the tournament, since he was sentenced to 1 1/2 years in prison for bashing another player over the head with a 6-iron during a fight over slow play.

Shampine, who was convicted of assault in King County Superior Court, said he was sorry at sentencing recently, but also claimed he was defending his brother in the clash a year ago between two groups of golfers. The victim, 45-year-old James Compton, said he still has memory loss and headaches.

n What's the best way to get rid of a mouse? A mouse trap, right? What's the best way to get rid of an intoxicated intruder? Surely not a nonalcoholic beer.

Police in Bar Harbor (nope, not making the name up, either) said a Maine homeowner used a beer to entice 22-year-old Scott Cote to leave. But the intruder apparently didn't realize it was nonalcoholic.

Police said the homeowner awoke early one recent morning to find the man in the bedroom and used the beer to convince him to carry on. They found the drunk breaking into cars a short time later and arrested him after he fled into some woods. He was arrested Cote on charges of burglary, criminal mischief, operating a motor vehicle after revocation and violating the conditions of release.

I wonder how they will get him to leave jail.

n Deputies said a man suspected of kidnapping a woman used an ATM card with his name on it to pop open a lock at her Wyoming home, and then left the card behind.

Sweetwater County authorities said 20-year-old Martin Joseph Adams was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping, battery and burglary. Authorities said the woman and her boyfriend were sleeping when Adams allegedly broke in, fought with the man, then hoisted the screaming woman onto his shoulder and left.

Investigators said they tracked Adams to his residence where they found him and the woman, who had suffered severe bruises.

n Managers of the rock band Judas Priest want to meet an Ohio heavy metal fan who claimed he's listened to the band's latest album every day for more than a year.

Jim Bartek of the Cleveland suburb of Maple Heights said that's a lot of listening when you consider the album "Nostradamus" is an hour and 45 minutes long. But the 49-year-old truck shop employee said you can hear it over and over and always hear something new.

Cleveland radio station WJCU has been tracking Bartek's streak since the 30th day, a month after the album was released in June 2008.

Judas Priest performed in Cleveland, and Bartek received a third-row ticket. The band released a statement thanking him for his support. The management said it wanted to see him after the show.

Sounds to me like he was breaking the law ... breaking the law ... Bang on, head bangers.