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After hearing of the new, popular specializations,such as people becoming, not attorneys, but “legal aids,”not doctors or nurses, but “medical assistants,”this one chap decided that the new height of hisambitions would be to become a“para-person.”

“Hey Pop, in as much as you’ve already told me that ‘everything’s an indication ofeverything else’ doesn’t it follow that ‘nothing’s an indication of anything else’?”And the man called “Pop” was damn near overcome by cerebral carbonation.

After hearing his little charge whine on about how all the great discoveries andinventions had already been done and used up, this one father offered hisencouragement by saying, “But just think of all the grand things that haveyet to be attempted verbally.”