Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mark Garstin for sending in today’s report. From San Francisco, California, comes the story of bozo Horatio Torrez who snatched a new iPhone while it was being demonstrated to potential clients at a business conference. Guess our bozo didn’t realize that what was being featured at the demonstration was the GPS tracking software installed on the phone. The cops were called and in less than 10 minutes they had used the software to track down and arrest our bozo.