After Florida Highway Patrol troopers arrested a Winter Garden dude, Richard Walker, for crashing into a vehicle several times on purpose and then smashing the car with a hammer, he apparently was armed to the teeth -- his teeth, that is, in the patrol car, according to his arrest affidavit, reports WKMG CBS News-6 in Orlando.

A handcuffed Walker was caught on camera in the cruiser putting chewing gum over the lens of a surveillance camera and then trying to chew through the camera's wires, troopers said.