Thought it would never happen, but today I'm actually obsessed with Twitter. Not saying I'm having a fucking whale of a time or anything, but I'm just trying to understand what the fuck all the people are doing up there and how it all works. I think I'm starting to get the hang of it now.

The only, really annoying, issue is that I'm getting a lot of followers fake followers from nowhere. Need to address this fast. A lot of these followers are shoving boobs in my face. Hm, these people don't seem real. That's my Sherlock Holmes style deduction of the day.