This UFL thing was way bigger time than I expected it to be. They only had, like, 4 home games and the halftime entertainment was:

GC and P-FunkNellyOtis Day Someone else who I forget but was a name you've heard of

They are playing downtown in the new home of the college world series next year and I'm planning on going to a few games. The rosters are all people you'd heard of too. I feel bad for the shitty Omaha Beef.