I thought this would be mashed up with that Canadian short about the Quebecois kids who mistakenly gets a Toronto Maple Leafs and has to deal with the consequences. But no, it's just irritating orange douchebags.

When someone tells you that there are no observed instances of speciation, kindly direct them to take the herculean effort to read the wikipedia article about it. I just read it in about 4 minutes and now I know more about it than Kirk has found out in 20 years.