- The three of them looked at the contraption in the centre of the puddle jumper which was now glowing brightly.

CARTER: “What’d you do?” RODNEY: “I’m not entirely sure.”ZELENKA: “It could just be me, but wasn’t that planet green a few moments ago?”CARTER: “Mckay, what were you thinking just now?”RODNEY: “Oh nothing – just thinking back to that mission report where you found a time machine inside a puddle jumper and I thought, ‘wouldn’t it be cool if we…”BECKETT: “O’ no…”CARTER: “Flip it back! Flip it back!”

- *FLASH* The planet returns to a nice lush green.

BECKETT: “O’ thank god.”

- *FLASH*

RODNEY: “Uh oh…” CARTER: “Rodney!”

- *FLASH*

RODNEY: “Hey, cool.” ZELENKA: “Quit it!”

- *FLASH*

BECKETT: “Here ‘e go.”

- *FLASH*- Two huge Wraith ships start flying towards them.

CARTER: “MCKAY!” RODNEY: “Oh, sorry.”

- *FLASH*

BECKETT: “Knock it off Mckay!”

- *FLASH*

RODNEY: “I’m confused.” ZELENKA: “Rodney!” RODNEY: “Kidding.”

- *FLASH*

CARTER: “Oh for the love of Pete… Give it here!”RODNEY: “You haven’t got the funky gene.BECKETT: “I’ll do’t.”RODNEY/ZELENKA: “NO!” CARTER: “Don’t think anything.”ZELENKA: “Do you think it would be wise idea to get out of here?”RODNEY: “Don’t ask me questions or I’ll start thinkin’.”ZELENKA: “I wasn’t, I was simply giving you instructions so that we don’t end up in any more life threatening predica –”

- *FLASH*- They all turn to see the sun swollen and about to explode…

CARTER/BECKETT/ZELENKA: (frantically yelling) “Turn it back!”

- *FLASH*

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JOHN: “Who would call at this hour?”RODNEY: “You know, it’s not this time all over the galaxy.”JOHN: “I knew that.”

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DANIEL: “Dr. Beckett I presume. I met you briefly in Antarctica.”BECKETT: “It was ‘n accident…”

JOHN: “Did we just?” MCKAY: “Yes.” JOHN: “And is that ship…” MCKAY: “Yes.” JOHN: “So basically we’re…” MCKAY: “Yes.” FORD: “And I didn’t even get to name it.”MCKAY: (sharply) “Don’t even get me started on you.”JOHN: “Oh, and what would you have called it Gateship boy?”FORD: “Whoops.”BECKETT: “Somehow ‘ Whoops’ just doesn’t cut it.”

stolen from Noxiard Laboratires East Western Arm 873754 if found please return.WARNING: This device is only good for 10 000 years or 2 600 000 beams, after which period no responsibility will be taken for injury, accidental location confusion or mind swapping.

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ALIEN CIRCUIT : “We advise that the door you are touching is currently locked.”MCKAY: “Thank you, I noticed – wait, did that door just talk to me???” FORD: “Don’t worry, everything seems to talk to you – watch.”

Goodness... I think I spent 5 hours playing Skyrim today and i didn't even notice. This games is way too addictive. I think I'm going to be all adult and put myself on a curfew. Considering it's an open world game I could be there at it for bloody ever and not make a dent. SCARY.

Also, there is some kind of epic wind storm kicking about up here in the suburbs. Not sure where it came from but it doesn't appear to have any rain to go with it. Just wind. I'm afraid it might knock over my baby basil plant (which I feel too guilty to eat) over! Maybe I should go rescue it...

Have spent the rest of the day on work related, frantic phone calls. *sigh* weekend? what weekend? weekends are a myth!

I feel like a doctor - on call all the time. I should get one of those buzzy-pager things you see in 90's films. Anyone else remember those?

I remember pagers. My dad had one. :D It was a lot of fun dialling it because INSTANT ACCESS TO DAD. Well, a few minutes while he located the work phone on his desk to ring us ... and we could have just rung that instead...LOL

*jumps onto wiki* So apparently pagers have been used for decades whaaat

I should do the Skyrim thing one day. When I rescue my PC from "home" lol