That's a very pretty -23 UZR at 3rd in 2011, there. (Actually, the -5 in 2012 is even worse, as he did that damage in only a few games that year *laugh*)

... the fact that more potential voters are swayed by a few trivial comments 10 years ago than a candidate literally collapsing is not a good sign and tends to indicate that even if Trump wins, it won't matter.

No electorate that stupid is going to survive long, one way or another.

* Football > Massacres to some people: http://deadspin.com/sandy-hook-shooting/* Benny Hill + Eagles = Hilarity* Big Ben is not really good in OT* Giants blew it against the Falcons; they're also highly streakly, specially Eli. * Peyton continues with his Magic as the Mile High Ponies crush the Ravens, proving that Cam Cameron was not the one at fault, but Flacco* Kirk Cousins is gonna get traded in the offseason* AP is making a good case for comeback of the year and mvp -- but so is Peyton* Jags and LOLphins, did someone watch that game at all?* Josh Freeman almost got The Jake Delhomme award. * DA Bears chocked big time, wonder if its the last year for Lovie Smith* Could say the same about the Chiefs vs Raiders game -- I'd do a minute of silence for those forced to watch that game.* If they bring AJ and Norv back, its obvious the owner is devaluing his own team on purpose in order to move the team to LA, if so, it might be a good time to squat LARams.com and LosAngelesRams.com* The CardiLULZ won another game! Hooray! Also, wtf lions?* It's gonna be really interesting when Seachickens and 49rs play against each other* That said, The 49rs should have won by more, but they kept wasting away the opportunities they got in the 1st half of the game and it almost cost them the game near the end.* Not even bothering with MNF later today... Jets vs Titans? Maybe if they were to sit Sanchez and start Napoleon Dynamite or Timmy instead

Man... This week my fantasy football team killed me. I lost, putting me out of the championship game.

The bad thing? I managed all of 38 points this week in a standard scoring league. For those of you who aren't Fantasy Savy, ~80-100 is probably average scoring in a 9 player standard league.

With RGIII out, I turned to Josh Freeman who has had a decent season, and torched the Saints the last time they played. He got me? 1 point. (The rookie who filled in for RGIII picked up 18 points)

Jamaal Charles. A great running back, going up against the worst run defense in the leauge? Got me 2 points. (3 total)

Stevan Ridley. A Good solid back with double digit points in 5 of his last 6, and 8 out of 14 games this season? 0 points. (still 3 total)

Victor Cruz. Mr Salsa Dancer. Mr. I'm one of the top 10 WR's in the leauge. Was Mr. I'm gonna get you 1 FREAKING POINT. (now, I havz four points)

Demaryius Thomas. The young stud with the venerable Mr. Manning in the backfield lobbing bombs at him. Oh. He must have got tired. 1 frigging point. (For those who can't count, that's now 5 points total from my entire team)

Dallas Clark. I wasn't expecting much. I've been getting crushed by Tight Ends for the last few weeks since Gronk went down. He got me? 4. Yes. That's right. The guy that I was expecting to be worthless, has almost DOUBLED my team score so far. (9. /wrists)

Defense Special Teams. I gambled here, looking to hit a home run, figuring that at worst, I'd end up in the high single digits in points. I took the Lions D, going up against Arizona. Arizona, was on a 9 game skid. At no point during that skid, did you ever, and I mean EVER think they would score 38 points in a game. EVER! Well, they did. Somehow, the Lions still game me 3 points. (12 points total. Someone shoot me.)

FLEX Finally! a prediction I got right. BJGE, the Law Firm, running hard, up, over, and down the Philly D. 16 points. What? What is that you say? 1 guy scord more points than everyone else i've MENTIONED so far? WOW! (28 points)

K Matt Bryant. Yep. He was busy. 10 points. (38 points)

My opponent scored 108 this week. It's not even like I could say "Well, if I would have played Shorts, and Hilton, and Moreno, I would have won." Because that would have only net me 76 points, and not been enough. What's that? You wonder why I had that many points on my bench?

Well, because I picked up Moreno, purely to be a dick, and not let anyone else get him. I was confident with my other 3 backs, and figured... He's not worth playing against Baltimore. This was Shorts First week back after a Concussion. I didn't think that he was going to be used much, especially with Jax season over. And HIlton? He's one of those pickups that I got because I was worried about matchups down the stretch, and figured late in the season with something to play for, he might be awesome. Turns out, Houston wouldn't have been a bad game to use him in. Even in a Losing Effort, he was good.

So.... I failed. I suck. someone else will win the trophy in my Marble league this year. At least I can take solace in knowing that my wife is playing for the consolation bracket trophy.

And the Mark Sanchez Era is over -- Rex Ryan to announce in less than an hour that he's benching Sanchez and starting Napoleon Dynamite, although they're heavily concerned about the fallout among fans for skipping Tebow and going to your 3rd QB

Tebow is on a list all his own. He's on the list of people I would like to have in the lockerroom, but not sure that I would want them on the field.

I was really sold on Tebow in the draft, thinking the Browns would have been well served to take him in the 2nd or 3rd round. His personality, and determination would have made him King of Cleveland, even if LeDouche would have stuck it out.

Part of me wishes that someone would sit Teebs down and have a heart to heart with him. Give it a go as an RB or a TE, and just try it.

There is a VERY Short list of QB's I'm definitely "No Brainer" glad that we don't have. Sanchez, is DEFINITELY on that list.

What, no Wilson?

We in Seattle are over the moon to have Wilson. Kid's a stud.

He's a "debatable" addition to have over wheelchair. Just not sure that we have a system in place that would even remotely take advantage of him. cleveland seems enamored with their limited mobility, pocket passers.