So my point is that humans really suck at writing music & the aliens would be completely unimpressed with what we've accomplished as a species with respect to creating music. That's my thesis. At this point there's no way to prove it one way or the other.

I have this fantasy about how I meet my perfect dream girl (slash) soul mate. Basically it goes like this. She's being raped by some creepy guy in a park & I pull out my Glock & blow his brains out & then she's really grateful & we fall in love & live happily ever after.