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Murphy, North Carolina (IPP)- Many residents in the Town of Murphy, North Carolina reported that Satan appeared at their door steps with a trick or treat bag during the early evening hours of Sunday, October 31st.
Merle Gibson was the first one to...

Murphy, NC (IPP)- A Murphy, North Carolina man was arresrted today for not throwing trash out of his car window onto the road.
Mark Rigdon of Murphy was being followed by Officer Dempsey McClure as he drove down Peachtree Street. The street is t...

Mount Palomar, CA (IPP)- The International Astronomical Union (IAU) has issued a recall for the Leonid meteor shower which originally had been scheduled for the nights of November 17th and 18th.
Dr. Povenmire Finootch is the self appointed preside...

Guantanamo, Cuba (IPP)- Americans are arriving at Guantanamo Bay at the rate of over four-hundred per day and are transferring onto Pakistani freighters in the hopes of joining the Taliban. They are trying to enlist in order to receive benefits from...

Washington (IPP) - Obama has declared that America will henceforth be a gay, sharia law, Marxist, black/hispanic, agrarian society.
"Starting on Monday there will be total redistribution of the wealth as blacks and others falling under the new tit...

Washington (IPP) - President elect Obama has declared himself president and has had George W. Bush evicted from the White House.
Obama has called for a 6:00 PM press conference to announce that America will be shifting to a collectivist style agra...

Guantanamo Bay, Cuba (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin's bottle of gator aid was convicted on all counts today of aiding and abetting terrorism.
It is reported that the bottle is no ordinary run-of-the-mill bottle and it is perfectly or almost perfectly cap...

Bali-Hali, Indonesia (IPP) - The men awaiting death for the murder of over 200 people in a nightclub bombing made their request for a last meal today.
They all ordered pork roast with pork rinds and a side of lobster. They were also given some p...

Jakarta, Indonesia (IPP) - The firing squad leader that was to lead the execution of the terrorists who killed over 200 people at a disco has been fired for making disrespectful comments.
Captain Abdullah Medullah called the prisoners "pig worship...

Washington (IPP) - Obama has announced that if he is elected that he will put segregation policies into effect immediately.
Obama told reporters that the segregation policies will mean that there will be "colored" and "white" water fountains, rest...

Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - The meteors for this year's Leonid meteor shower have arrived in California. The meteors were transported to the Mount Palomar Observatory Campus (MPOC) where they are sorted out and prepared for the upcoming meteor...

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Taliban spokeman Itzkool Abdul announced today that the Taliban will be lending Wall Street $1.7 trillion dollars.
Abdul told reporters that the seven year conflict with the United States had been good for business an...

Baltimore, Maryland (IPP) - The U.S. Naval observatory has announced big changes to this year's Daylight Savings Time Change on November 2, 2008. The hour from 11:00 PM until 12:00 AM is being totally eliminated.
Dr. Povenmire Finootch held a pres...

Da Nang (IPP) - The Viet Cong (VC) announced today that they are endorsing John McCain for President. It is also believed that the North Vietnamese Regular Army (NVRA) will follow suit.
The announcement came during VC festivities being held at th...

Seattle, Washington (IPP) - Senator McCain made a stop yesterday at the nation's largest annual Ham Radio gathering in Seattle, Washington. He promised every ham radio operator at the world famous Hamfest a free radio in 2009 if he is elected.
Up...

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - The news of Osama Bin Laden's capture has been verified and Fox news aired an exclusive report on the subject just minutes ago.
Osama's car has been confiscated and observers report that it had a four year old "W" bump...

Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Word has reached the world via ham radio that Osama Bin Laden has been captured. Bin Laden was captured while he was operating a small liquor store in the Pachyderm Mountains just inside the border.
The area is very r...

Washington DC, (IPP) - Postmaster General Dempsey Dumpster III announced today that the Post Office will slash rates because of the drop in fuel prices.
The Post Master said that the government is the people's friend and this is their way of help...

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