The idea of the shoot is that Tinsley and etiquette guru Lizzie Post are giving the roughneck guidos advice on how to be well-behaved, fashionable young ladies. It may have been Tinsley's "dream come true" to pose with the Jersey Shore cast. But Tinsley Mortimer is the star of High on Society, a show about horrible people behaving badly and making glib racist statements. Sometimes they fight, throw drinks, and accuse fake German princes of being Nazis. It airs on the CW! Is she in any position to be telling anyone how to behave? And yet, with the exception of Snooki giving us Sicilian widow realness, look at how well these girls clean up!