Woman Rock Climbs Faster Than You’ve Ever Done Anything

Check out the blazing speed this Iranian woman exhibits while scaling an indoor rock wall in Spain. She makes it to the top in 9.4 seconds.

Eat your heart out, Spider-Man.

It's unclear if the woman had climbed the wall before because it sure looks like she's been on it one or two (dozen) times before.

Amazingly, this woman doesn't even come close to being the flag-bearer when it comes to the course. That's because someone else zoomed from the top to bottom in a mere 5.6 seconds. Yeah, that's offensively fast -- like microwaving-soup-to-make-it-scolding-hot fast. Check it out below.