Attending a televised sporting events is like going to the bank: there are cameras everywhere, and if you do something you shouldn't, there's a good chance it's been filmed. It's for that reason that I try to keep my fingers out of my nose. You just never know.

It's a lesson this young Predators fan will probably learn, right around the time he sees himself picking and eating some nose gold on a highlight package tomorrow morning:

(ED NOTE: Hey all, Wysh here. A friend of the Predators fan reached out and gave a bit more context about him, so in light of that we've pulled the video. You can find it on the Intertubes, but we've decided not to embed it here.)