Take a Walk on the Wild Side

Bored with your toy collection and tired of seeing the same designs again and again? If you think you’ve tried every kind of toy available, you may be surprised to learn there is a whole niche of truly wild sex toys out on the market available for anyone who dares to take a wild leap into some truly amazing experimentation.

Add some wild spice to your collection!

If exotic flavor is something you crave, or if you’re just looking to get in touch with your animal instincts, you may want to consider the toys that are currently being offered up by Bad Dragon. They offer sex toys designed from mythical beasts like dragons, sea serpents, and cockatrices, even aliens, and some toys are designed from furrier beasts. All of their designs are either highly stylized or totally fantastical, so there is no need to worry about too much realism here – their tasteful designs ensure there is just enough to stimulate the imagination, but not to much as to make someone feel uncomfortable or squeamish.

All of their dildos and masturbators are made of 100 percent silicone and they are truly unique in that each piece is handmade. They can be fully color customized from standard colors to fades, swirls, sparkling metallic and even glow in the dark hues – almost anything you can imagine is possible. Just send in an example of the customization you’re looking for and they will do their best to make it possible. Their silicone is also very unique in texture, feel, and weight. To me, it feels as if it has a very realistic weight and bounce to it, more than any other dildo I’ve ever tried. Their toys can also come with a very strong suction cup for a small additional fee, and with sizes medium and up, they also come with a “cum tube” option. What this means is, basically, the toy has a piece of airline tubing through the middle of it, and on the other end there is a syringe that you can fill with lubricant to have the toy squirt it out when you depress the syringe – truly a unique feature!

Keep in mind that the sizing of Bad Dragon toys is not typically for beginners – while their smallest toy, the small Fairy Dragon has a mere 4.5 inches of usable length, their larger toys can measure in at over a foot long! My personal favorite, the cockatrice - which is pictured here - is quite girthy even in a small, so keep this in mind if you are not a fan of larger toys. The fact that they offer three firmness levels of silicone also helps. As a rule of thumb, smaller toys should be ordered in a medium to firm hardness, while larger toys should be ordered in a soft firmness. When in doubt, ask around, because there are others who have experience ordering these toys who will be able to point you in the right direction on their forums.

This level of quality and customization does come at a steep price, in more ways than one – you can expect to wait anywhere from 6 to 8 weeks on average to receive your toy, shipping time not included. While this may seem like a long time to wait for a sex toy, keep in kind that you will be receiving a truly one of a kind work of art that will last a lifetime with proper care. Like any other silicone toys, water-based lubricants are safe to use, and Bad Dragon even provides their own brand of lubricant for anyone who wishes to experiment with it.

Not looking to wait over a month or spend quite so much dough? Do the large sizes and wild designs intimidate you? Not to worry, because Bad Dragon is far from the only sex toy company to hit it off with this exotic niche. EdenFantasys offers several designs from Whipspider rubberworks, including the tentacle (available at https://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/classic-dildos-and-dongs/tentacle) and the jellyfish (available at https://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/strap-on-dildos/jellyfish) for all of your undersea fantasies. Is glass more your thing? Then you might be interested in checking out the beautiful Icicles No.24 (available at https://www.edenfantasys.com/dildos/classic-dildos-and-dongs/icicles-no-24) in a stunning, shimmery pink – I’m sensing a nautical theme here! Eden also offers a bunny tail (available at https://www.edenfantasys.com/anal-toys/anal-plugs/fashionistas-small-bunny-tail-butt-plug) and a horse tail (available at https://www.edenfantasys.com/anal-toys/anal-plugs/pony-play-whip) butt plug for anyone who is interested in pet play.

No matter which toy you choose, always play safe and use a water-based, body friendly lubricant like those offered by Sliquid. Sliquid Ride H20 (available at https://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-lubricants/water-based/ride-h2o-lubricant) is my personal favorite although they offer a wide variety of different lubricants, including Sliquid Swirl, which comes in various flavors. Always remember to clean your toys after playing, using either soap and water or a toy cleaner. If the toys are made of 100 percent silicone, they can even be boiled to completely sterilize them! As an added bonus, a pot full of simmering dildos makes a wonderful dinner conversation piece. Play safe, have fun, and stay wild.