If 2013's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Have we all processed the 2013 Oscar nominations yet? Still fuming about Paul Thomas Anderson's snub? Furious that Skyfall didn't get a Best Picture nod? Sarcasm is what you need. Lovely, sneering sarcasm. Here's what this year's Oscar-nominated movies' posters would say if they could be honest just for one goddamn minute.

Zero Dark ThirtyNominated for: Best Picture, Best Actress (Jessica Chastain), Best Original Screenplay

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AmourNominated for: Best Picture, Best Director (Michael Haneke), Best Actress (Emmanuelle Riva), Best Foreign Language Film, Best Original Screenplay

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The SessionsNominated for: Best Actress (Helen Hunt)

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FlightNominated for: Best Actor (Denzel Washington), Best Original Screenplay

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Take that, billion dollar industry! Please clear away your plate and tip your waiter because YOU JUST GOT SERVED. (Maybe not that last one).

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