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Re: My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

So, Winter Wrap Up.

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Seriously. I had it stuck in my head all day today at work, and it's been at least a week since the last time I watched that episode! It will never leave. It's like the DuckTales theme song, but with Ponies. I'll be humming it as an old gray man on my deathbed, long after I've forgotten where it came from.

I'm half convinced that the only reason I like it is because if I didn't, I'd go absolutely insane.

Zevox

Toph Pony avatar by Dirtytabs. Thanks!

"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read them openly. When I became a man, I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." -C.S. Lewis

"We each decide our own sense of right and wrong. The rest, I leave to my sword." - Yuri Lowell, Tales of Vesperia

Re: My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

Originally Posted by InkwellPony

Yeah, I did it intentionally, due to the fact that the other ear is typically not drawn in this art style. And I didn't want her cute widdle wing to get covered up, as that's part of what makes it adorable and shows that she is in fact a widdle fiwwy....

God, I swear, that isn't enough warnings for it. It's just that much cute.

In a very weird way, I'm forced to wonder if maybe it wasn't too cute. Like, you know how when you're craving a particular food, and once you eat it you realize it's too damn tasty and you want more? It's kind of like that. I really thought my desire for filly Shimmer would subside after I saw her. But... no. If anything, it's increased.

I don't know what to do short of go searching for a mirror and the fountain of youth.

Originally Posted by SiuiS

*looks at filly doodle*
maaaaaaybeeeeee I should... Stall for a day or two. You seem about ready to explode...

*also looks at doodle, since it got posted in between my clicking 'quote' and me actually writing this post*

No, you made the right call not delaying. I think I might have exploded in the anticipation. She has such tiny widdle wingsies and... *squees* Oh dear me. I'm experiencing filly overload. And it's not enough!

What with its particular plot, Heroics is not helping on this front, either. Raz, you scoundrel! You planned this!

Originally Posted by Thanqol

For the record, it has been established that Shimmer's shoulder consciences are Metal Mask and a demonic banana.

Re: My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

Originally Posted by InkwellPony

Hehehe, that's lookin' cute so far!

thanks!

... You actually had some organs left?

We grow spares. Beyond that cloud bank yonder, there's a wide plateu just positively strewn with green glass capsules, a la mega man X.
Inside each is a tiny filly Midnight, vestiges from when cutting open EsperDerek was a thing, and he'd need replacement parts.

Almost everypony but me forgot they were up there, and what was supposed to be discrete organs and organ systems have had the time to become full ponies. It's a lonely job, growing and tending to a field of comatose Midnights, but at least I get to eat well. ;D

Re: My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

Originally Posted by SiuiS

thanks!

We grow spares. Beyond that cloud bank yonder, there's a wide plateu just positively strewn with green glass capsules, a la mega man X.
Inside each is a tiny filly Midnight, vestiges from when cutting open EsperDerek was a thing, and he'd need replacement parts.

Almost everypony but me forgot they were up there, and what was supposed to be discrete organs and organ systems have had the time to become full ponies. It's a lonely job, growing and tending to a field of comatose Midnights, but at least I get to eat well. ;D

You can pack your bags, buy your ticket, take your train
You don't have to wait a day.

Re: My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

I stole them from darthbobcat. He's got a pile of them in his fridge for some reason.

Hang on a sec.

*whips out a labcoat and a pair of reading glasses*

Mister... Thanqol? I'm afraid that your replacement organs weren't from a safe donor, and... well, I'm afraid you have Love Poisoning, or Yandere Disease. I... I'm sorry. It's fatal. You may only have hours to live.

Originally Posted by PhoeKun

What with its particular plot, Heroics is not helping on this front, either. Raz, you scoundrel! You planned this!

Since my policy, whenever accused of planning something, is to roll with it... ahahahaha!! You fell right into my trap, Miss Phoe! While your reflexes are swift indeed, the cuteness of no less than three Filly Shimmer depictions has already overloaded your nervous system, leaving you easily kidnappable! Mwahahahaha!

(Also, that's going straight to the sig.)

freedom in the flame

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Originally Posted by PhoeKun

Raz, you scoundrel! You planned this!

Originally Posted by BladeofObliviom

Great, and now I'm imagining what Raz's profile on a dating site would look like. "Must be okay with veils."

Originally Posted by Kasanip

I don't think there is such a time to have veils that it is not the fault of Raz_Fox.

Originally Posted by Dervag

It's a freaking Romulan dump truck. The Romulans are no more likely to build an unarmed warp-capable ship than they are to become a hippy commune.

Re: My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

Originally Posted by Zevox

So, Winter Wrap Up.

Spoiler

Show

Seriously. I had it stuck in my head all day today at work, and it's been at least a week since the last time I watched that episode! It will never leave. It's like the DuckTales theme song, but with Ponies. I'll be humming it as an old gray man on my deathbed, long after I've forgotten where it came from.

I'm half convinced that the only reason I like it is because if I didn't, I'd go absolutely insane.

Zevox

DUCK TALES THEME SONG

Why did you do that?!

Tales of derring-do, bad- and good-luck tales, woo-oo~ *sobs*

Originally Posted by PhoeKun

In a very weird way, I'm forced to wonder if maybe it wasn't too cute. Like, you know how when you're craving a particular food, and once you eat it you realize it's too damn tasty and you want more? It's kind of like that. I really thought my desire for filly Shimmer would subside after I saw her. But... no. If anything, it's increased.

I don't know what to do short of go searching for a mirror and the fountain of youth.

I totally saw this coming.

*also looks at doodle, since it got posted in between my clicking 'quote' and me actually writing this post*

Well, at least I had enough resolve to not post the finished-Ed work...

No, you made the right call not delaying. I think I might have exploded in the anticipation. She has such tiny widdle wingsies and... *squees* Oh dear me. I'm experiencing filly overload. And it's not enough!

I know~! oh man, I had to stop for a couple minutes after drawing the first leg. It's a widdle Phoe huf~! /)^3^(\

Re: My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

Mister... Thanqol? I'm afraid that your replacement organs weren't from a safe donor, and... well, I'm afraid you have Love Poisoning, or Yandere Disease. I... I'm sorry. It's fatal. You may only have hours to live.

Hours to live? You mean HOURS TO LOVE! I'm going to go on a date, my last date, if it's the last thing I do! Which seems uncomfortably likely! *Points randomly into the thread crowd* YOU! WE'RE GOING TO DO ROMANCE NOW!

You can pack your bags, buy your ticket, take your train
You don't have to wait a day.

Re: My Little Pony XIX: I Emptied Your Thread

Originally Posted by Thanqol

Hours to live? You mean HOURS TO LOVE! I'm going to go on a date, my last date, if it's the last thing I do! Which seems uncomfortably likely! *Points randomly into the thread crowd* YOU! WE'RE GOING TO DO ROMANCE NOW!

Do all writers have your way with words? Couldn't resist

This Machine Surrounds Hate And Forces It To Surrender

Originally Posted by Anarion

DD, your unicorn is stronger, prettier, and higher-ranking than mine, and her secret lab has a better name than mine. THERE SHALL BE NO QUARTER.

I laugh, because it's funny, Y'know? But I've got a mouthful of milk, so I have to be careful.
Well, snortling apparently creates suction, as the narrowed air passage due to moustache interference causes me to vacuum seal my right nostril shut.

This normally wouldnt be a problem, except my left is apparently stuffed and I didn't notice. So now I'm trying to blow open my nostril so I can breathe, or drink the mouthful of milk, so I can breathe.
Neither of Which is happening.

So what next? Why, while still laughing, I manage to avoid shooting milk up into my nose... By firmly juggling I between tonsils and diaphragm.

So now I'm choking on milk. Bad. And of course, Braz just starts laughing, because I fall over.

It's about 6 seconds later, and finally while laughing/choking I manage to eject the milk from my larynx enough to breathe. Momentum being what it is, the milk keeps going, and now I'm cleaning the wall.

So thanks, pony thread.

And a special thanks to you, Thanqol, for bringing this upon me. I don't ven live in Australia; talking to an Australian over the internet is enough for australia to try and kill you.