A Mini-See: The Verne Troyer Sex Tape

You're no longer the most random, unexpected actor to appear in a celebrity sex tape.

Verne Troyer - yes, Mini-Me from the Austin Powers movies - reportedly filmed himself getting it on with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. Take a repulsive look below:

Avert your eyes, readers: This is a picture of Ranae Shrider and Verne Troyer, pre-sex tape.

According to TMZ, a third party has grabbed the tape. Allegedly, Kevin Blatt - the man that brokered the deal for Paris Hilton's sex tape - is entertaining a $100,000 offer from SugarDVD to distribute the tiny bit of nastiness.