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liar003

I was looking for the appropriate thread to post this little literary work of mine and I found this section. This post is open to questions from those who might enjoy the story, note there is only a light sexual undertone as it represents a collection of events spanning 6 years and several real people. True names are withheld with only the actors been able to recognize the story due to location and nicknames used. happy reading and I look forward to your comments.Post Merge: December 25, 2012, 01:18:23 PMOnce upon a time there was a group of friends in one university situated on Bauchi rd. I was one of them so this is a compilation of true stories, that occurred some years ago, not too long ago anyway, but long enough for men to have changed, for wounds to have healed and for relationships to seem as if they almost never existed.Time heals all wounds. Nature abhors vacuum and there is nothing hidden under the sun. With these words of wisdom I begin this narrative of events; it may not contain words that evoke vivid images in one’s imagination still I feel the story must be told. Tuco was an Igbo dude. Blondie a Yoruba chap. Angel eyes was an idoma boy, so also was Rivaldo his cousin. Tboz was from kd and Mai gemu was a Yoruba guy based in Kd. Usi was a bad ass malo guy with nice taste in clothes. Sloh was a Yoruba guy with Benin connections. Tuco was based in Abuja, on the same street with Angel eyes and Rivaldo. Tboz and Mai gemu both went to the same high school in Kaduna. Blondie and Mai gemu were roomies in the university. Blondie and Usi were course mates in the university, while Sloh was a faculty mate to both guys. These connections matter a lot in defining how activity brought these guys together.Blondie and Sloh were both jaybirds, it was what brought them together. The odds of ever becoming friends were neutered by their love for weed. They had some musical talent in between them, but weed was the passion they shared the most. How did they all meet, well it started with Blondie been attracted to a girl that Mai gemu once toasted. Mai gemu attended the same high school with the girl, so as they met in the University, Mai gemu would come over to her lecture halls to check on her, it was on one of this visits that he met Blondie. Looking at Blondie, he knew Blondie could not get this babe, if he had tried and he failed, Blondie was no match to him. In the end the babe went out with a friend of Blondie’s, a few years later. The Yoruba connection between Blondie and Mai gemu was what brought them together after they met. They decided to rent an apartment together since, they were both fresh men in the university. It was at that rented apartment that Blondie and Mai gemu met Angel eyes. Angel eyes was then in his 3rd year, while Blondie and Mai gemu were in their second year. The location of their apartment was Filin sukwa, the race course in Jos. The spot was where the NDLEA have given up, on pursuing the drug peddler in charge of that joint.

Post Merge: December 25, 2012, 01:21:31 PMThis location was what made Blondie and Sloh to become tight pals. Mai-gemu was not really into weed, he was a repentant smoker, but all the others were crazy about weed. Tboz was admitted into the pre-degree program and he began to roll with Angel eyes and Blondie. Rivaldo would often come to visit Sukwa but he was based in Jenta.The first casualty was slain by Mai gemu, he laid this half sierra Leonean Nigerian chic. Blondie called his mobile (they were still in their 1st year then) and it wasn’t going through, so he came to check him up in the room, spotting female sandals in front of the door, Blondie walked back to the front of Semshak hotel and he made the call again. The call went through this time and Mai gemu told Blondie he was home.As Blondie arrived, Mai gemu gave him the low down of how the chic had come to the room and they had talked and talked and the chic did not leave (she was actually waiting for another guy) and when he approached her with kpekus in mind, she joyfully accepted. Blondie then went in and cut his own share about an hour and a half later. This was after Mai gemu went to read on campus (exam period things.) Naughty cunnilingus followed by strafing, with the chic running all over the bed due to the size of Blondie’s instrument.

Post Merge: December 25, 2012, 02:21:38 PMBlondie had the longest rod of all the dudes, but he never really had a girl friend, cos he was a real intelligent guy who knew, he would never graduate with the level of his jaying combined with having full time woman palaver on his small allowance. Well that was what he said.Angel eyes was the real mc coy, he was the finest of them all, but he had the bad habit of aspiring to sleep with other guy’s chics. He did it to Rivaldo his cousin like twice or thrice in Abs and Jos, different chics and then he did same to Tboz.How did Angel eyes get to Tboz’s girls? Well the registration period for pre degree students brought so many people looking for accommodation and that was how Tboz found Mai gemu. Tboz was staying at the military guest house, but he wanted to move to a place where he would be much freer to entertain female guests, so Mai gemu suggested he could use his place for the time being, since they were friends from Kaduna. Tboz met with Blondie through that, and they both hit it off as they were jay birds. But tboz had more love for booze and weed than Blondie. Tboz was a misogynist in some ways, he hated women to a certain extent, but MTV and Channel O videos made sure lust was big in his mind, he was also the least sexually exposed/active of the lot.The three musketeers then were: Angel eye’s, Blondie and Tboz. Often they were joined by Rivaldo, or Sloh or Chimney crickets( another badass B&H fella from Kd). Their adventure was solely getting high. But Angel eyes was regulating Old campus babes through Rivaldo; P-site babes where he had his lectures, and one or two Main campus babes through his extended contacts. He had one real fine light skinned babe that made heads turn, but trust guys now he wanted more fun and he did get some. There were 3 girls that were introduced to their bungalow (where Mai gemu, Angel eyes, and Blondie lived) by Blondie; the Idoma girl amongst them had a crush on Blondie, the other two, one Tiv and the other Yoruba. The Yoruba girl was the finest but, her vocabulary was poor. The other two were just okay, so the plan when the 5 sukwa stars (Mai gemu, Blondie, Angel eyes, Rivaldo, Tboz) saw them off, was for Mai gemu to begin with the Yoruba babe, after chopping he was to give chance for others to enter.Mai gemu had this ijaw babe that he was seeing, but she was not giving him too much submission cos she was a hot babe. This Ijaw babe was based in Kd too, it was through her, that Blondie met the Idoma babe that had a crush on him. As she was not allowing the man to ‘’shine congo’’ regularly, Mai gemu wanted to make this Yoruba babe his own.Boys later complained, but well the man did not hear because he was busy professing his love. The only issue was the initial prognosis that the sukwa stars had made was right; the Yoruba babe had a free mind and she needed cash, not love, so really she was available for anyone who wanted to wax her punani; so Mai gemu was stifling her business.

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soonPost Merge: December 25, 2012, 02:31:29 PMThe sour relationship went on, until another Idoma princess decided to turn her attention on Mai gemu, he immediately gave up on the Yoruba girl, when this new chic was showing him so much quaff and green light.By that time, boys had other things in mind so the Yoruba girl and her crew were forgotten. Blondie did not utilise his Idoma babe crush, cos he thought there was something metaphysical about the babe sha.But along the line Angel eyes, almost straffed Mai gemu’s Idoma babe in her hostel, things were so tight that day, with the possibility of Mai gemu coming around so Angel eyes had second thoughts.Tboz’s first babe was a Kaduna babe, she could dance like crazy, she was a nice girl but Tboz did not utilise her well, since he was a jay bird and he was very sanguine, so Angel eyes helped him to do some greasing along with his friend: ‘’the Assasin’’ before Tboz broke up with the chic when her ways were no longer straight with him.

Post Merge: December 25, 2012, 02:33:14 PMAnother factor that united the sukwa boys was football. They were all footie crazy with the exception of Mai gemu who paid little or no attention to European football. The best days the guys had together were days, which they drank beer, shared klaro, and watched football.Tboz’s second babe was a petite chic, very nice and correct babe. But the hawks around had already sensed the weakness of the man. He entered the babe once, but was soon having issues with her personality, when they broke up, Angel eyes entered the babe with such fiery quaff that she confessed that her ex could not handle her well.Somehow Sloh and Blondie were trying to run things but it was coming together in bits and pieces. Sloh had a better cash flow than Blondie, and of course he had a family house in town. They soon moved from Papa golapa rolls in sukwa to the effervescent Mado resort, then Rantya state lowcost things with El blaze and Stevo.On the caning fronts, Blondie had slow business, but Usi had one fine big assed ngbati chic that was showing him so much action. There was some friend of Usi’s that came from Maid and he went to drink with his girlfriend, they came back drunk, they did not arrange the curtains well, it was evening and the randy dudes in the compound has access to free mojo. Alcohol is a good aphrodisiac combined with lust, one is hardly aware of one’s environment.This was angel eyes final year and that was when Tuco gained admission into the university. Tuco was the final player, he could lie, fake tears, scope just to wax some ass. He had a particular special move that he used when he wanted sex from a woman he just met, which I will not disclose but it always touched the hearts of women and they would give it up in sympathy only for them to receive the strafing of a hungry lion.Tuco was special, if he was asleep and he heard a feminine voice enter the compound he would be roused from his slumber. He toasted about 15 girls in his department when he arrived in the first week, only for him to discover by the time classes begun that they were all friends! Tuco scoped one chic who was freely giving it up to all the boys in sukwa that he was going to give her money for her birthday, the moment she gave it up, he bounced it well, afterwards when she requested for the cash after the act he just told her plainly that he had no money. This was the last time the girl ever greeted or spoke to him. Usi tried to wax her but she did not agree, but another guy in the same compound climbed her mounds after paying her ‘’social fees’’.

Post Merge: December 25, 2012, 02:40:43 PMTuco finally met a nympho in his first semester, she was in a diploma program attached to his department, he waxed the ass so well, she told him that they should just abandon school for one week and stay indoors, that wasn’t in Tuco’s plans cos he had a serious relationship with a chic in Abs, who would come at every opportunity to get her groove on.Tuco was a perfect criminal like the original Tuco in the movie The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. It was the same Tuco who was blowing his trumpet when Rivaldo, Angel eyes and Blondie went for beers at the War College in Abuja, something must have gotten to his brains( possibly the alcohol) and he began to make a dramatic scene, which got them kicked out by one general who was tired of having the girl by his side watching this group of young men celebrating the discharge of Angel eyes from the youth corps.Tuco met this calabar chic and she was giving him some good action. She was actually a lesbian and that connected with some good cash, she was estranged from her fellow lesbians when Tuco came into her life cos the guy was just one hell of a character.Blondie’s third year saw him and Mai gemu separate from been roomies. But that was after their escapade with a poro named Sandra. They went to Gada biu picked up a poro, took her lodged and there was some random nacking, they took turns to have her all through the night, 3 rounds each.The next time Mai gemu went there cos he was on her good side on the day of the first engagement, he learnt the hard way that call girls are never really nice. Chic almost embarrassed him for thinking he could come with osho-free scopes to chop her pomo. The departure of Mai gemu from Sukwa was the beginning of the end of the sukwa stars reign in Sukwa. Sloh also brought a young chic up to Sukwa, the chic was a lesbian but she would not give it up to sloh cos he was not as loving aas she wanted him to be. So he milked her money, sucked her suckables and then he planned with Blondie to get rid of the relationship. Blondie then went ahead according to the script and toasted the babe who went to report to Sloh, who came back to report to Blondie.

Post Merge: December 25, 2012, 02:48:01 PMThe departure of Mai gemu from Sukwa was the beginning of the end of the sukwa stars reign in Sukwa. Sloh also brought a young chic up to Sukwa, the chic was a lesbian but she would not give it up to sloh cos he was not as loving aas she wanted him to be. So he milked her money, sucked her suckables and then he planned with Blondie to get rid of the relationship. Blondie then went ahead according to the script and toasted the babe who went to report to Sloh, who came back to report to Blondie.Mai gemu’s departure, Angel eyes graduation and Blondie’s relocation to Abs for internship were the final stokes that disintegrated the Sukwa system. Tuco and Blondie were financially sprung in the next academic session, so they moved their accommodation to Ungwa Rimi and their partnership blossomed. It was there they were christened Blondie and Tuco. Tuco was the bad guy, Blondie was the man was the man who tied up the loose ends. Tuco would woo a girl, Blondie would compose text messages that would finish off her resistance, that was how their combination worked.The first person to bless their new house with straf, was Mai gemu. He was still living with his relative after leaving sukwa and congi was killing the man, so he brought his Idoma princess to have a nice lay there in the new HQ of the sukwa stars. The new HQ was better stocked with food and since there were less uninvited visitors coming to HQ which was deep in malo territory, Tuco and Blondie appeared to be living large.The new HQ was between Club Zero.11 and D’Makumba, so initially every Friday was an opportunity to run club things. Tboz was a wreck psychologically from over doping, Rivaldo and Angel eyes also brought one or two jobs to the new HQ despite their relocation to Abs.It was in the new HQ, while Usi remained in Sukwa as the last man standing, and Sloh was in De’lag( he too chopped the free giver that Tuco chopped as his first entry into Jos). Usi introduced one ebira babe to Blondie, cos he never really saw Blondie in action, that he would see what would come of their meeting. Blondie went on the mission. First thing he told Blondie was ’’the girl na hungry girl’’ so Blondie went hard on her, trying to use cheap scopes, this failed. Then second attempt which worked he came as he and Tuco would: Deception. The Babe followed him home thinking she was going to his birthday party only for her to get there and meet no one.Tuco had introduced an alternative to Baileys which only he and Blondy were the best brewers of that alcoholic beverage, they called it the ‘’Irish cream’’ however Chimney crickets called it the ‘’oyo cream’’. It was this cream that Blondie gave to the ebira girl, unfortunately she was not a drinker so she took a small quantity and she refused to drink more, subsequently she went to the toilet after Blondie began to talk erotically. On her return Blondie turned on her, cunnilingus followed and then straf began, though the dude forgot to lock the door and Tuco burst in on them as he came back from school. The chic was so drained that she greeted him good morning though it was night. As Blondie rose to shut the door after Tuco saw their situation, the chic was ashamed and she grabbed her panties and she put them on.Tuco then went on to straf one cute igbo girl from his department, in fact they were from the same state and the chic resented boys from her state, so Tuco had to claim he was from Delta. He went on to straf another who was into Mexican soap operas, the chic was a screamer and His main lady from Abs came over one Friday evening about six pm to hear this Lag based Igbo girl screaming, I like it, I like it ... ooooo.The chic went away bought a cigar and she went smoking, Blondie had gone to a party so there was no cover for Tuco, He denied ever been in the room when his babe returned saying it was one of their home boys whose name sounded like his that was doing the straffing, the next day the Chic picked up a pressing iron to break his head after she slapped him and he replied her.Finally Tuco settled for one Idoma chic before the 2008 Jos crisis with so many one chance sexapades too mumerous to exhaust Hausa babes, plateau girls etc. Blondie had some crazy escapade with Sloh at the new HQ. Sloh came from lagos and he was loaded with cash. He went with El blaze and Blondie to Tudun Wada, they did 1 -1 each and they went to West of Mines for the 2nd round of bottles from there, they picked up 2 sisters and they went to D’ makumba after a little clubbing activity they went to HQ, It was 3 to 2 but the chics were not in a mood for orgies, cos they were about the dollar bills and El blaze was not too eager. The plot was to quaff them and scram, well that worked for Sloh but Blondie knew the consequences could result in hand falling in the neighbourhood so he gently paid the chics off.As a result he and the chic he spent the night with began to quaff on a steady basis. From HQ to Jenta Adamu whenever congi hooked them every month they would at least once a month find time to straf. Blondie strafed the chic one day until she began to scream: oya chop am finish, to chop am finish o.....Tales from sukwa, of course other tales still exist but this was modified to bring tales of how boys ran their paroles from Bauchi road to Farin Gada road.All the way from Abs to Jos, of course Sloh and Blondie composed a song.the choruses were done by Blondie while Sloh made the raps. Sloh regulated Tudun Wada while Blondie regulated with Rantya peeps.Tuco relocated to tudun wada after the crisis, Tudun wada was the home of bushemo’s aka bush meat aka local girls running local paroles and he continued his strafing things. I have more tales but then this one is a classic.To the best of my knowledge, none of them sukwa stars is married. Women beware!!!!!