Happy cheat-free Valentine's Day, guys!

Usually for V-Day, I post a catvideo, but I, uh, just didn't have the time or wherewithal this year to do a supercut of Winston sniffing Rudy's butt or some such, so instead please accept this cartoon of animals rhapsodizing the joys of not cheating on one's spouse. It comes from the Kingdom Chums' Original Top 10 VHS, which attempts to sell the Ten Commandments to kids by spinning the dogma as the original Top 10 chart because music charts are so cool, right? You know how it is with kids: toy cars, Barbies and chart data are their main areas of interest. Little girls are made of sugar and spice and this week's bulleted Top 100 entries, while boys are made of snakes, snails and recurrent singles.

What's funny is that as a total child geek, I did take an interest in music charts at an age where such cartoon watching was still appropriate. So basically, this squeaky clean beacon of Judeo-Christian values was written specifically for me. Look how well it worked!

Oh my god. I own this tape and have watched it so many times however, when i was little for some reason i never picked up on the christain overtones. weird. i am shocked that someone else has it in there possession!

I've been reading through your "god and stuff" tag and just have to say that I'm sorry you've found such poor examples of people who call themselves Christians. Some of us are pretty decent. We agree with you that the merchandising of all things Christian is embarrassing drivel, so poorly thought out. But this is a problem, the "dumbing down" of Christian faith where even those who call themselves Christians don't understand what redemptive, historical Christianity is. Okay, I see I'm too serious here. Have a chocolate heart!