spigot: HOW DO YOU TURN THE OVEN ON
deuce: HEY THE CATS RAN OUTSIDE AND WE CAN'T FIND THEM
spigot: WHERE ARE YOUR CAR KEYS
deuce: NEED THE COMBINATION TO YOUR SAFE
deuce: WE WERE WRESTLING AROUND AND SEEM TO HAVE BROKEN THE SINK AGAIN AND ARE REPLACING IT FOR YOU, NEED DETAILED STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS THAT ARE WRONG