Place your bets as to what’s on this tape that drops tonight, but here’s what I know:

* tape is from 2006, before Barack Obama seriously decided to run for President in 2008

* Reverend Jeremiah Wright is in the audience (so good chance it’s Chicago)

* “We don’t need to build more highways in the suburbs”…is a quote Drudge says is in the video. This sounds like a Rainbow Push sort of speech.

* Drudge has the picture up where he’s shouting angrily…if this is from the Hannity video then it might be at a Rainbow Push meeting because it looks like it’s in a stadium or arena or something and not a traditional stage venue

* Obama is speaking candidly to a crowd in much the same way he spoke to that gaggle of large Democrat donors in the Getty Mansion in San Francisco back in early 2008 when he made his infamous remark that Pennsylvanians were “bitter-clingers” who wouldn’t give up their guns or their religion

* this is keeping with Obama’s long-held habit of saying whatever the group in front of him wanted to hear and doing it in language that disparaged other elements of the Democrat voting coalition; Democrat internal politics are all about playing one group against another even if all of them vote Democrat…so just as rich San Franciscans loved it when Obama mocked rural Pennsylvania Democrats it’s very common for black audiences to thoroughly enjoy speeches talking about how evil and terrible white people are and how racism is responsible for all the ills in black people’s lives (with no personal accountability for their own financial situations ever expected of them)

* I’ve received no less than 25 emails already asking me if I know what is on the tape and all I can say is that I’d bet any money it was made in Chicago; there’s actually a very good chance it could be from some cable access show here because there are a lot of these for the black audience and hardly any of this footage ever makes it into the general public’s view. The tape could also be from a fundraiser or some Jesse Jackson event. There are a lot of possibilities.

* My boyfriend Justin’s mom CarolAnne has now called the house 7 times to make sure that Justin finds a way to watch this episode of Sean Hannity’s show. CarolAnne is one way I determine if a story has saturated the country with excitement. If it reaches her in Arkansas and she thinks it’s important enough to call Justin more than once about it, then people are running up and down the streets somewhere telling their neighbors to fire up the tee-vee and set about watching this BREAKING NEWS.

There’s all kinds of stuff out there, actually, from Obama’s days before his presidential run that could be embarrassing to him…but the thing is, most of this stuff has been locked down for years as the local outlets of the Ministry of Truth that is our national media just won’t cooperate and show the footage. The Chicago ABC affiliate has a few tapes, including the Kahlidi Tape that the LA Times won’t release, but ABC has an embargo on running anything from Obama’s past where he’s race-baiting or ranting and raving. It goes against the narrative they want to paint of him being calm, cool, and collected.

But, he had to scream and yell and act the fool in front of crowds here in Chicago because that’s how you raise money from black groups in Chicago. They EXPECT THIS and it’s part of the show they want to pay for. Either you do it, or you lose to someone like Bobby Rush who will. Believe me, Obama did this. Michelle went out and did it for him too. They did what they needed to do to get him elected to higher and higher positions.

And then, when he ran for president, the Ministry of Truth made most of this stuff drop down the memory hole. Whatever wasn’t destroyed was locked away perhaps forever. If you ever wonder why Obama’s past is such a mystery it’s not because he just descended from Heaven as a gift from gods or aliens…it’s because his past was thoroughly and energetically wiped away so that it would never come back to haunt him.

People have been murdered in Chicago to protect Barack Obama’s past. It’s why no amount of money in the world will get this stuff released to the public. A lot of the footage of Obama ranting and raving for black audiences is no doubt controlled by the black people who shot the footage and saved it in the first place. These people will not betray their race-pride by doing anything to bring Obama down. But I believe they cling to this footage and will no doubt profit from it in the future when Obama is long out of office. They just won’t stab him with it while he’s the sitting president (or the man who was running for president four years ago).

Jump ahead ten years from now…to 2022…and by then everyone will know that Barack Obama is gay and we’ll see that he’s probably in a civil union with Reggie Love at that point; Michelle Obama will be a hilarious and sassy “Big Mamma” to the country and you’ll have to admit you find her antics at least as hysterical as anything that Martin Lawrence or Eddie Murphy ever did in drag. All of Obama’s old speeches where he’s ranting and raving and maligning white people have long since been released and there’s very little market for him as a paid speaker anywhere but in the Middle East, where he can always collect big checks bashing American for assemblages of Muslims who adore him (and conveniently overlook his now-open homosexuality, since Islam is filled with gay-related paradoxes like this where the wealthier you are the more you can get away with). The first biracial, gay former US president lives in Hawaii on a fabulous estate, chases hunky Speedo-clad Secret Service guys around with super soaker water guns and giggles the whole time he’s doing it.

I swear that is the future I see and that you’ll experience if you just wait about ten years or so.

Let’s see what Sean Hannity serves up tonight.

Perhaps part of that future starts in the here and now.

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UPDATE: Drudge is doing that thing he does where he updates a little more at a time…teasing more info out to build excitement.

He just put up a few more lines where Obama is praising Reverend Jeremiah Wright.

Did you happen to see the newest TIME magazine (on newsstands right now)?

There’s a stained glass window with an image of Romney on it and a cover story about Mormons and whether they are acceptable to most Americans.

My gut take on this Drudge story and the Hannity video is that THIS is to counter the anti-Mormon attacks that Democrats and the Ministry of Truth (Minitrue, for short) have started to push.

If Minitrue wants to go after Mormons…then it’s fair game to go after Jeremiah Wright and Trinity United.

Let’s see if Americans have a bigger problem with Jeremiah “your chickens will come home to roost” Wright or with Mormons.

Kevin DuJan is the author of SHUT UP! The Bizarre War that One Public Library Waged Against the First Amendment. He is a gay, Catholic, conservative, Republican who advocates for government transparency, Freedom of Information, Open Meetings, and First Amendment rights. He lives in Chicago with his boyfriend Justin.