Billy Mays' Jupiter Jack commercial

OK, the dude has been dead for months. It's a little creepy to have him bellowing at me about how it's dangerous to drive and talk on a cell phone. This is bad on multiple levels. Like the conversation with him and his friend:

"Hi it's Billy."
"Hey Billy it's Carla. I need you at the studio for a production meeting."
"No problem Carla, I'll be there in 20 minutes. See ya."

Left unsaid: "Unless I drop dead from an overdose of pain killers and cocaine."

Later, Billy lectures us on safe driving.

"Using a cell phone and driving isn't safe. And in some states, it's even illegal."

Hey Billy this just in...being dead and driving isn't safe either, even if it's not technically outlawed.

Zombie Mays = this year's halloween idea
Denim shirt, check.
tub of oxy clean, check.
beard and stache, check.
Powder all over beard and stache, check.
add in a little eye makeup to darken the eyes and you are done.
"HI, ZOMBIE MAYS HERE FOR OXY CLEAN. ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE SMELL OF DEATH OFF YOUR CLOTHES? ..."

Zombie Mays = this year's halloween idea
Denim shirt, check.
tub of oxy clean, check.
beard and stache, check.
Powder all over beard and stache, check.
add in a little eye makeup to darken the eyes and you are done.
"HI, ZOMBIE MAYS HERE FOR OXY CLEAN. ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE SMELL OF DEATH OFF YOUR CLOTHES? ..."