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One of the most dismal terms becoming de rigeuer is, “end of.” It is the worst excess of a dictatorial mind. It is intended to close all argument and debate as if by saying it, the speaker is relaying an […]

Freddie liked to be on time, and the term liked is used in a loose, casual way to understate what was actually an obsession with punctuality. Freddie had cried at his own birth simply because he was a few hours […]

HOT LICKS Dave Remorse, recognised as one of the world’s leading air-guitarists was tragically electrocuted at this last gig. He made the mistake of playing in an electrical storm. In the last bars of his air-guitar rendition of Jimi Hendrix’s […]

ELECTRONICS Lightning Rods for sale. Only used once before. Ideal for churches and tall houses. Sorry, no good for tents and other temporary dwellings. See Roger, or one of his representatives, usually found in your local mall. Strictly cash transfer […]

TAR-BRUSHING OUT THE FUTURE THE TORIES HAVE ANNOUNCED how they are going to introduce equal treatment for all to The NHS, regardless of ethnic background. They are going to close A&E and make less beds for all; continue to close […]

What’s the world coming to when you can wake up and find your indestructible socks have developed holes in them, relegating their use to a casual marriage to slippers. Such are the disappointments of believing in promises made by agencies […]

WHERE ARE THEY NOW? THIS MONTH: This month? NERVES OF STEEL A very wealthy fellow of privilege has defied the odds and visited the wreckage of the UK steel industry. The well-to-do gent has shown his gumption in thinking that […]