During a taping of The View, Whoopi released a low, rumbling, seismic fart (again).

SRSLY! It resembled a sound effect from the trailer for San Andreas. Perhaps Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is trying to survive Whoopi's gas leak.

If you want to watch the rest of the co-hosts head for the hills like the nuclear meltdown sequence from Godzilla, and regret Whoopi's choice of a breakfast burrito that morning, then you're going to want to watch this clip.

Jamiroquai singer Jay Kay recently sat next to The Sex Pistols' Johnny Rotten in the business class section of a flight to Australia, and revealed that the rocker's flatulence was so bad that he'd rather move to economy than endure it again!

WTF?! LOLz!

He explains:

"He is a fucking nuisance. I was seated next to him on a flight and the whole trip he just kept farting. It was totally foul. He kept saying, 'Oh, that wasn't me' or, 'The meal smells a bit off, don't you think?' He drove me insane. [If he moved to economy] At least I'd be able to breathe a bit. They banned smoking in the air and they should ban farting."

What a disaster! Obviously, that's not something everyone can control, but for goodness sake, GO TO THE RESTROOM!

But now, that's all about to change, at least according to TMZ! That's because a week from tomorrow -- on December 17 -- Khloé and Lamar's split will be legal, final, and FULL! And that's all she wrote!

As the final divorce docs are set to be stamped by a judge on that day just over a week from right now, the final terms are pretty standard and straightforward, too: