Even some Yankees fans that manage to look past Hideki Matsui's double plays and Jason Giambi's traffic-cone range can't tolerate YES Network play-by-play man Michael Kay. With a blender's voice and a tape recorder's originality, Kay has done his best to drive his viewers to Suzyn Waldman's radio rantings. Here's hoping the YES bigwigs say "SEEYA!"

Monday, April 14, 2008

Who does he think he is, Joe Buck?

Michael doesn't make the trip to Tampa (Bay). Stunner. Last time we got on Kay for this, it turned out his mother was dying. We're understandably loath to do it again. That said, let's take a look at the standings.

Michael Kay 8Kenny Singleton 4Joe Buck 1Jon Miller 1

Joe Buck is famous for not doing that much work. All Kay has to do is go on an uninformed rant about how distasteful a player's celebration is and he's right on track. Oh, and call the World Series and the Super Bowl and have a Hall of Fame broadcaster for a father.