The Adam Carolla Show

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Adam welcomes Alan Parsons to the show, and immediately discusses his very early days getting a gig at Abby Road at the age of 19. They share their love for The Hollies, and Adam hears what it was like to listen to Sgt. Pepper before it was released. They also talk about the famous Beatles Rooftop concert, and the guys discuss the history of Let It Be.

Alan then talks about his latest project, a 3-DVD set that tells you step by step how to record an album. Alan explains that he wanted to give back to the industry, and talks with Adam about some of the ways editing is different now than it was then. They also discuss some of the contemporary artists that Alan listens to, and the people he would like to work with.

The guys also take some calls, discussing the history of Dark Side of the Moon, and some of the covers that have been released since then. They also talk about life in Santa Barbara compared to life in London, and Alan talks about growing up and listening to music with his dad.

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Adam jumps right into the news with Alison. She talks about the married congressman in trouble for posting a shirtless pic of himself online, and Adam explains why he never trusts these types of guys. They also talk about the latest development in the Lindsay Lohan case, and Dawson chimes in about his own prison story.

One lucky fan is on the line for a new segment: Know Your SH. Adam asks him 5 questions revolving around random knowledge that Adam is aware of, and the caller tries to get 3 out of 5 to win a prize.

Today’s guest is best selling author Brad Meltzer. Brad spent time working with the FBI and several other divisions of Homeland Security to help determine the various scenarios in which terrorists might attack us. Adam also talks to him about the National Baldwin Alert System, and his own method of attack.

The guys also talk about the crazy historical nerd mail that Brad receives, including multiple rumors about Lincoln’s homosexuality. Adam also talks about Ed Asner’s 9/11 conspiracy theories, and the guys discuss the Wikileaks scandal. Before the rest of the news, the guys one up each other with stories of parental neglect, and Brad talks about his experiences traveling to Bulgaria.

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Adam opens with a rant about shitty Fiesta Mix and peanuts not being allowed on planes. He and Larry Miller also discuss whether or not there was gay porn in the 30s, and complain more about pretzel sticks. Adam also tells a couple stories about his kids.

The first news story of the day deals with Barack Obama’s attempts to quit smoking. Alison also brings up a guy who got arrested after asking police about pot growing penalties, and a man who was killed at a cockfight. They also chat about a registered sex offender reading to kids at a local school, and the new church confession ap. Before Larry heads out, they play a round of the Hypothetical Road Trip Game.

Adam talks with Iliza Shlesinger about the new dating show she’ll be hosting in fall, and her own dating life. They also talk about her background growing up in Texas, her relationship with her family, and her experiences traveling the world during a semester at sea.

Returning to the news, Adam rants about the California education system, and wonders why we’re concerned about cafeteria food when the more important stats are in the tank. Alison also lists of the most miserable cities in the US, and top internet passwords. Wrapping up the show, the guys contemplate the benefits of tying a cherry stem with your tongue.

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Adam returns from a weekend of shows in Napa and Sparks. He talks about the top of the line wine tasting tour he took, and how he never wanted to leave. He also talks about traveling with August and Donny, and tells a story about a crazy nutjob who was stalking him prior to his show.

Into the news with Alison Rosen, everyone is talking about Christina Aguilera’s Super Bowl National Anthem mess up. Adam also shares his thoughts on how nerves affect the game. Later, the guys watch a clip of Mike August proposing to his girlfriend on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Back with Harland Williams, Adam talks with him about the band Barenaked Ladies since the keyboardist is Harland’s cousin. Harland talks about the side music project he did with him, and Canadians who turn their backs on their country once they get success in the US. They also talk about the ridiculous full body scans at the airport, and Harland reads a section of Adam’s book. The guys close the show out with a round of Germany or Florida and discuss being accosted by gypsies.

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Adam and Kevin comment on their fast friendship in the last couple days. The guys compliment each other’s work, and discuss how luck factors into success. Kevin also talks about making the film Clerks, and how he’s still being approached by new fans even today.

The guys also chat about Ralph Garman—a supporting character in Kevin’s new film, and Adam’s former roommate. Adam tells stories from their party days, and Kevin asks Adam to recall his eventual exit from The Man Show. Kevin also tells a story about his awesome house, and goes into detail about the making of his latest film, Red State.

Both Adam and Kevin are loving the ‘weird new old west of entertainment,’ and discuss how great it is to be pushing the envelope and staying creative in new ways. Adam also goes on a jag about how much he hates waste, and the guys imagine how their wives could probably relate to one another. In the last part of the podcast, the guys go back to discussing Kevin’s career as a film director, and his desires to move into another medium.

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Adam welcomes Kevin Hench to the couch to talk about the big game this weekend. The guys joke around about having your restaurant coupon punched when someone else is paying, and also reflect on jerking off to catalogue pictures. They also discuss the Super Bowl halftime show, and determine what separates the Packers and Steelers.

Kevin goes on a rant about Plaxico Burress, and Adam agrees that his jail sentence seems unreasonable when compared to more serious crimes. Adam also complains about the dirty sink in the ACE kitchen, and talks about Olga his Guatemalan nanny.

The guys then jump on the phone to take your calls. The first caller asks about their thoughts on Big Ben, and another caller has a Super Bowl ticket and wants to know how to make the most of his trip. Adam and Kevin also discuss their favorite Super Bowl Moments, worst Super Bowl party moments, and make their definitive picks for who will win.

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Adam discusses seeing lipstick on a glass at a restaurant and eating shit off the floor. He also gives a brief history on peanut butter, and talks about his kid’s career goals. Alison then jumps into the news with a video clip of Anderson Cooper’s experience in Egypt. They talk about his sexuality, and get a few jabs at the groundhog who supposedly didn’t see his shadow this year.

Adam also talks about hanging at Kevin Smith’s house today to check out his new film before their interview later this week. There’s also news about another shitty show from Adam’s childhood being made into a movie, and Levi Johnston’s sister posing for Playboy.

Next up, Adam takes your calls for a round of What Can’t Adam Complain About, and talks about the upcoming Superbowl party at Kimmel’s.

Adam then welcomes today’s guests: Sam Huntington and Sam Witwer. The guys briefly discuss their new SyFy channel series, Being Human, and Adam wants to know when Hollywood started taking BBC shows instead of creating their own material. The guys also make fun of Tyler Perry and Kirk Cameron movies, and discuss old celebrity couples with creepy age differences.

Heading back to the news, Flava Flav is opening a chicken restaurant. An indecipherable audio clip prompts the guys to talk about embarrassing ‘umms’ and ‘uhhs’ during interviews. The guys also watch a video of the Guinness Book World Record holder for Guitar Hero 3, and listen to an epic rock song.

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Adam once again thanks everyone who purchased his book, now creeping towards 100,000 units. Adam also welcomes Larry Miller into the studio early on, an d talks with him about the calculated risks we take in life. Alison then starts up the news with updates from the situation in Egypt. Adam also talks about getting recognized on the street, and mentions a post-show conversation he had last night with DAG.

Askmen.com released their list of the 99 hottest women of 2011. Adam says he’s ready to be pissed off about somebody on the list, but mostly he and Larry just drool over the revealing pics. Alison also talks about a country that’s banning farts, and recalls an embarrassing story from her childhood. Before Larry heads out, he tries his luck again at the Hypothetical Road Trip Game.

Today’s guest is UFC fighter Rich Franklin. Adam talks with him about his pre-game just before heading into the octagon, and compares the adrenaline to Dancing with the Stars. The guys also take some listener calls, and Rich discusses some of the other great fighters he’s gone up against. Wrapping things up, Rich talks about moving from the math class to the octagon, and discusses what he might do once his fighting days are over.

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Streaming live for the first time ever, Adam opens the show by flipping through the book that DAG’s dad wrote, and recalling his favorite catch phrases from the 70s. The guys also play a round of Totally Topical TiVo Trivia, even though Adam assures Alison that Bryan will mop the floor with both of them.

After a quick break, David Alan Grier joins the studio. He gives Alison a hard time, and talks with Adam about shitty waterbeds. DAG also talks about a bad experience involving an aqua massager. The guys then talk about the proper etiquette when receiving a massage, as well as oral sex.

DAG talks a bit about his food blog (chocolateglutton.wordpress.com), and teases Adam about not reading his book. They also jump into the news, talking about the recent ruling against ‘Obamacare,’ and the Girl Scout cookies that are missing from this year’s roster. The guys have a long conversation about which cookies are their favorites.

The guys also watch outtakes from PETA’s controversial Superbowl ad, and Adam masterminds his own plan for Superbowl notoriety. The group talks about recently outed 80s stars, and Adam’s recalls his experience attending a Facts of Life taping. Wrapping things up, DAG reads a segment of Adam’s book in the voice of Maya Angelou.

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Adam starts the show happily announcing the idiot security guard at E! studios was fired after his last experience where he couldn’t get past the front lobby on The Soup. Later, the guys argue over who the hotter Orbitz girl is.

Into the news with Alison Rosen, the top story involves the chaos happening in Egypt. More trouble in the Middle East? Adam’s not the least bit surprised. They also talk about the Florida woman who admitted to killing her two children, the lawsuit against Taco Bell, and the 3-year old son who called 911 to save his father. Adam images how his own kids would handle the call.

Today’s guest is Marc Maron, host of the What the Fuck Podcast. Marc talks about his recent performance in Portland, and the experience of trying to interview Gallagher for his show. They also chat about other needy comedians, and how their own larger-than-life personalities have affected their romantic relationships.

Adam and Marc discuss the pros and cons of therapy, and whether or not it’s a good idea to have a female therapist if you have issues with women. Marc speaks openly about his painful divorce, and a more recent relationship blowup, and the guys try to analyze the connection between anger and intimacy.

Adam recalls a trip to Florida not too long ago where he spoke with tonight’s guests, Adrian Grenier, and Ari Gold. Adam was hosting a show, and at the end of the night, Adrian and Ari’s band, The Honey Brothers, played. Adam compliments Adrian on his drumming skills, and talks to Ari about his name being used on the hit series Entourage.

Adrian talks about getting ready to start shooting the final season of the show. Adam says he’s watched every episode since the beginning, and talks with Adrian about how the role has affected his career. Adrian talks about spending time working on documentaries, and he and Adam exchange their favorite titles. Adrian and Ari also educate Adam on Net Neutrality.

Going back to documentaries, Adrian recently released a doc about the world’s obsession with fame. The guys dissect the difference between ‘junk food news’ and ‘healthier news,’ though Adam admits to getting sucked into the celebrity drama. They also talk about Adrian’s other documentary, which deals with him trying to reconnect with his father. Wrapping things up, the guys talk about the importance of music education, and the auction they’re running to promote their new film.

To get more info on the new movie starring Ari and Adrian, check out AdventuresOfPower.com. You can also hear their music at TheHoneyBrothers.com

Adam thanks all the listeners for taking his audiobook to the #1 spot on the iTunes chart. In other housekeeping news, Donny comes in to talk about the brand new video streaming service. Try it for free on Monday! Adam also takes an opportunity to rail on Donny about a frustrating conversation they had yesterday after the show.

Adam then takes a call from the great Herschel Walker. The guys discuss fighting MMA at the age of 48, but seeing pictures of Herschel, Adam confirms he looks amazing. They talk about his endurance, strength, and speed, and the various challenges of competing in the sport.

Into the news, Alison’s top story is about the reworking of the Homeland Security Advisory System. They also talk about Lady Gaga’s new fragrance, and Adam goes on a rant against all celebrities who have their own scents. He also tells a story about the difficulties of trying to track down a specific smell from a spa he went to. Also in the news is a politician suing a cafeteria, and Fergie telling girls they can make a difference (while dressed like a whore).

Today’s guest is comedian Jim Jefferies, and Adam talks to him about keeping a podcast on iTunes. Apparently Jim’s was recently taken down, and the guys chat about the ridiculousness of Internet censorship. They also discuss Jim’s upcoming benefit for the flooding victims in Australia, and Jim educates the group on the Australian holidays, celebrities, foods, and bands you should know.

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Adam opens the show complaining about the State of the Union being on every TV channel, and yelling at Donny for not knowing who Herschel Walker is. Alison goes into more depth of Obama’s speech, wondering why people laughed at a certain joke. Adam relates it to working on a car pilot and being surrounded by unfunny people: regardless of what you say, suddenly you’re the funniest.

Adam also talks about having a special blood type, and how he used to donate it from time to time. Alison then mentions the Oscar nominees for Best Picture, and Adam wonders why the announcement is made at such an awkward time. He also makes fun of Donny for not knowing the Heisman pose, and listens to a segment of his hugely successful audiobook.

Today’s guest is comedian Jon Lajoie. Adam talks to him about being the 3rd of 9 children, and finds out about growing up in Canada. The guys also talk about different kinds of beards, and guys who wear weird hats. They exchange stories about eating food and getting sick, and also talk about Dr. Drew who recently took ill. Wrapping things up, the guys talk about an Arizona restaurant making tacos out of lion meat, and wonder why we still have pennies.

Adam is recording today from Dr. Drew’s house, as Dr. Drew recovers from leptospirosis. The guys chat about Dr. Drew’s second honeymoon, and Dr. Drew explains how he thinks he became ill while traveling. They also talk about his work on Celebrity Rehab, and Adam dissects a segment he saw featuring Rachel Uchitel.

Dr. Drew talks about his relationship with another Celebrity Rehab patient, Leif Garrett. Adam talks about trying to interview him back in his super drugged-out days, but Dr. Drew insists that Sober Leif is a great guy. Adam also complains about an expensive meal that Lynette wanted him to pay for, and tells a story about being pulled over for having dealer plates on his car.

Adam finds out a bit more about Dr. Drew’s condition, and talks to him about a recent online stalker Dr. Drew had. Adam brings up his thoughts on parents being responsible for their psychotic children, and suggests trials should be had to determine their level of guilt. The conversation grows to a larger discussion of how our media runs the news, and how Adam predicted reality TV back in the 90s.

Adam welcomes Dave Dameshek back to the couch, and talks with him about growing up in Pittsburgh. Adam talks about his relationship with Everybody Loves Raymond creator Phil Rosenthal, and the new documentary that’s based on Phil developing the show for Russian audiences. Adam gets some jabs in at the comedy execs, and Dameshek declares ‘Raymond’ one of the great sitcoms of our lifetimes.

Adam also announces some of the exciting developments at ACE Broadcasting, including multiple simulcasts with Sirius XM and 2-hour extended episodes. The guys also do some sports talk; reflecting on the Jets surprising victory last week, and the parts of the playoffs that piss them off most.

Next up, a pre-taped conversation with Dennis Miller from earlier in the day. Adam discusses the difficulties of writing a book when you’re a horrible student, but Dennis genuinely loved the end result and compliments Adam’s comedic abilities. The guys also talk about Dennis’s early days as a comedian, working his way through the ranks of Saturday Night Live.

Jumping back to the studio, Dameshek offers his thoughts on Dennis Miller, most notably his recent turn towards conservatism. Adam compares it to gay guys coming out of the closet, saying eventually you just have to be honest with yourself and tell the truth. Later, the guys listen to a segment of Adam’s audiobook, and Adam decides who would play him in the movie version, if his book were ever optioned.

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