Sheen's former sidekick supposedly bid farewell to the fired Two and a Half Men star via text message, leaving behind his Adonis DNA and girl-on-girl onstage kisses with his other gal-pal, Natalie "Natty" Kenly, a routine that became a staple of Sheen's road show.

Her rep later said that reports of Olson dumping Charlie by text message weren't accurate, but did say the two "remain in touch."

A publicist for Playboy tells E! News that "we are not commenting either way" on Bree's spread, which was first reported by TMZ.

No word yet when the Olson-inspired issue will hit newsstands, but at this rate, we wouldn't be surprised if she ends up on a Real Housewives.