The Do You Have Lesbian Experience Test

...and when i say lesbian experience i don't mean strap-on threesomes, hey anyone can do that but not anyone decides it's a good idea to have a long talk about her feelings because her girlfriend forgot to buy tofu for the cat. You see where i'm getting at...

If you are a guy you can't have lesbian experience, sorry. You can either cheer yourself up by taking one of all the thousands "are you gay" tests that really mean "are you a gay guy" or you can take this test to see if your experience would be lesbian if you had been a girl.

(this image shows me battling with my vacuum cleaner, and represents the difficulties handling the necessary, unavoidable and as I have noticed global lesbian drama we all get into sooner or later)