Well let me tell you lil buddy! The reason the call it a double quarter pounder is because it’s two quarter pound patties as opposed to one half pound pattie. True story I used to work there. The burger flippers were threatening to walk off the job if they had to flip half pounders. The company avo...

Why don't they just call the double quarter pounder a half pounder doe? :?: Well let me tell you lil buddy! The reason the call it a double quarter pounder is because it’s two quarter pound patties as opposed to one half pound pattie. True story I used to work there. The burger flippers were threat...

I always get the cheeseburger and ask for no cheese. Then I bitch about the receipt saying they charged me for a hamburger. I wouldn't eat at one of those fast (fat) food places. There's no way you can be sure somebody working in the back doesn't have ebola or the black plague. That's how it's goin...

Hey now! It's not Hey now ! - you're supposed to repeat it. Goes like Hey now, hey now don't dream it's over . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I52eefwAKDE Its a Howard Stern reference tubs. Caca 💩 You mean the Howard Stern who never made a joke in his life that didn't involve porn or personal tales...

You guys remember Joey Buttafuoco? Now that guy had a funny name. Wasn't he on the Partridge Family? No, the guy on the Partridge Family was Danny Bonaduce. I actually rode an elevator with him on the ship Queen Mary in Los Angeles. The ship's a hotel now and we were sightseeing. He got on the elev...