Pirate
Old And In The Way
Registered: 02/21/07
Posts: 3000
Loc: Missouri

Condos allow dogs cats and even fish..but no birds....only birds around here are in the block long park out back of the condo...wake me up at 5 am every morning...pleasant sounds...makes me glad to be alive

Pirate
Old And In The Way
Registered: 02/21/07
Posts: 3000
Loc: Missouri

:DThere was a little old lady who was suffering from a degenerative eye condition that had left her nearly blind. She had three sons, and each wanted to prove that he loved her more than the others.

Son #1 bought her an expensive Mercedes, with a chauffeur included, thinking this would surely win her approval.

Son #2 bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her.

Son #3 had to do something even better, so he decided to give her his most prized possession, a parrot that he had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could name any verse, and the parrot could quote it word for word. What a gift that would be!

Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the car is beautiful. It has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't like to go out anymore, and the chauffeur is a nuisance, so please return the car."

Then she surprised her second son by saying, "Son, the house is just gorgeous, but it's much for me. I only live in one room, and it's too large to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway."

Finally, she went to Son #3 and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for your most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."

Condos allow dogs cats and even fish..but no birds....only birds around here are in the block long park out back of the condo...wake me up at 5 am every morning...pleasant sounds...makes me glad to be alive

Funny......my sister rented an apartment whereinshe wasn't allowed any pets EXCEPT a Bird...That's how we wound up with the Parrot.

Olde Proverb; "Be careful what you ask for..."

As for Pleasant Wake-Up-Calls:Here we see "The Bushman's Alarm Clock" The WORLD FAMOUS "OO-OO AH-AH" Bird

_________________________."...or am I a butterfly dreaming she's a woman?"

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