What Funny name do your kids call their Privates!!

The what do your kids call your boobs post was so funny. I thought what your kids call their bits would also get a few laughs.
My son calls his Penis his Peenzie haha. I've explained the vagina but he hasn't made any attempts on that one yet.. Lol He is 2 btw :)
The funniest I heard though was my good girlfriend grew up calling her lady parts The Fluff and boy parts a Choink.

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