Stuck-Together-Clothes Crimes: Jonathan Aston skeggings

We have a new word for your fashion vocabulary readers. Following on from skorts, shants and shress, we present the skegging. We can’t take credit for the neologism that went into this particular creation; that honour lies entirely with Mr Jonathan Aston who has combined a skirt and leggings to form, yes, skeggings. We are sorry to have to inform you that as well as the plain black version you see here, this also comes in a grey animal print skirt over black leggings version. A warrant has been issued for the arrest of both.

But what do you think readers? Is this a practical invention or just a step too far in the direction of insanity? If you would wear this and would like to buy it, it is available for £19.99 at TightsPlease.