One day I saw two men, one was eating a firework and the other was drinking battery acid. The next day I saw that they had been stopped by a policeman: the one eating a firework was let off, and the one drinking battery acid was charged!

There were 3 guys. One was English, one was French, but the French guy could speak English, then a Russian guy, who could not speak English. They were all jumping out of an airplane without parichutes. The first guy, who was English, said, "God Save me", and he landed safely. The second guy, who was french, said, "God save me", and he landed safely. The third guy, was Russian, TRIED to copy, and said, "Goud shave me", and he landed in a barber shop. Now, he had REALLY long hair...........

One time I got something in my eye wait... EYE don't think this is one was a joke.That one is so CORNEA! Maybe I should OPTIC out of that one!(I told that joke to my fellow PUPILS in class the other day!)

Once a bee asked another bee he wanted to marry a gautamelan. The other bee took him to a watermelon. Watermelon?Why should I marry a watermelon? Asked the bee.Watermelon? I thought you said Gautamelan!