D G
You told me you were leaving So I thought well Ok
D A
When you started taking my stuff I didn't know what to say
D G
you took my Willie Records, and my old baseball bat
D A D
In fact you took everything even my John Deere Tractor Hat
A D A D
You took the house You took the car looks like you got it all
A D A D
You got everything you wanted and you sent me for a fall
G D A D
But at least your gone babe so we'll just call it a draw
Now I got an empty apartment with just a crate for a chair
But things are looking up and things are going great if you care
I'm eating tv dinners and drinking real cheap beer
Out of my only plastic cup, it's going to be a great year
Now my lawyer says I can't call you anymore so I wrote you this song
Just to tell you how I feel and how I've been getting along
So if you ever hear it and you feel the need to return
Just please bring back my stuff that's really my only concern