You Call That Christian Behavior?

We were thrilled when actor Christian Slater walked out of a California jail in mid-March. Sure, he paid his debt to society and all that. But more importantly, The Smoking Gun now has a hook with which to present this entertaining LAPD report chronicling the drug/booze rampage that landed Slater in the slammer. But this wonderful document, while packed with details about the 28-year-old performer, cannot answer this crucial question: What does Christian have against the Germans? (7 pages)