El chupacabra tomó mis pantalones

el Jesús grande de la mantequilla

So, I'd spent the last month and some change worried that I'd done irreparable harm to a friendship that really does mean the world to me; I'm so very happy that my friend has a capacity for forgiveness that I had underestimated. We're cool now (except for when I thank him for being so understanding; I still feel like that's awkward...)

I don't deserve friends like that, but I sure as hell appreciate them.