When Uncle Sam dips in your pocketNow for most things you don't mindBut when your dollar goes to all of thoseStanding in a welfare lineRejoice you have a voiceIf you're concerned about the destinationOf this great nationContact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We're talkin' about yourHard hat, gunrack, achin'-backOver taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowdThey're heart is in the musicAnd they love to play it loudThere's no forms or applicationsThere's no red tape administrationsIt's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We're all one big familyThroughout the cities and the townsWe don't reach for handoutswe reach for those who are downAnd every local chapter has a seven day a weekAvailable consultationFor your frustrationIt's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

We're talkin' about yourMud flaps, six pack, beer crackOver-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowdThey're heart is in the musicAnd they love to play it loudThere's no forms or no applicationsThere's no red tape administrationsIt's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association