This is a stat card for My Little Poniez (some of you might be able to guess the origin of that name)
I know, his stats are a bit low.
Sorry no art (I'd be glad if somebody more skilled than I added that part)

I bet My Little Poniez had stunt doubles and green screens in his movies, while Jackie Chan did all of his. My Little Poniez is also a wimp compared to Noah who can carry in a stack above his head; two ox, a horse and a cow and still outrun the screen

Moronstudios wrote:I bet My Little Poniez had stunt doubles and green screens in his movies, while Jackie Chan did all of his. My Little Poniez is also a wimp compared to Noah who can carry in a stack above his head; two ox, a horse and a cow and still outrun the screen

Stumbled across this. What the heck! Dissing My Little Poniez ( had to change it) is enough to give you two seconds of life left, and you won't see anything because My Little Poniez (again) can kill that fast!

And the worst part is, I don't think of good comebacks until after the... HEY!