Create-a-Caption: Officer Gerardo Parra

Man, who knew that Gerardo Parra would work his way into contention for Create-a-Caption MVP this season? The Arizona Diamondbacks outfielder made his debut last month after striking a great pose on teammate Paul Goldschmidt, now he's here after attempting to impersonate a Cincinnati police officer on Thursday afternoon. It's really an arresting picture of our friend Parra, is it not?

So have at it, amateur Internet copy editors of the world? How should this caption read?