I am a pretty important guy in show business but everyone pisses on me.

No shit Howard that is because you are an old asshole. What a fucking douche... I was ragging out the whole time. This guy wants to be A list but acts like the biggest douche. Beth is working real hard for her pay day. Howard excused himself from the party so he could sleep. Howard everyone laughs at you not with you. What a fucking fool.

...howard has never competed in the same medium as the a listers he wants to be like. hes not camera friendly or palatable so hes not even on the same playing field as most of these people. he may be rich but hes not important. he found a niche and made a lot of money by blaring his uncontrollable mouth to commuters but he has 0.0 "star power" imo. he lost his mojo when he handed his balls to beth.

He's a douche. I was listening to some old (early 90's?) recordings of Howard interviewing Richard Simmons. At one point Howard admits he invited Simmons and a few other guys (Chuck Norris and some other well known guy?) over to his house because ....... "he figured he should now have some showbiz friends".

Twenty years on and I guess he's too phony even for the showbiz scene. No wonder they A-List (and probably the B-to-Y list too) turn their nose up at him.

Howard's biggest problem is that he lost sight of who he really is when he got RICH. He was an "everyman" for a long time we could all relate to: someone who hated the phony, rich, spoiled celebrities who all seemed attractive and popular, which is something he wasn't. He made fun of self-important actors and musicians, and went to all lengths to spoof mainstream tv and music. He was married to a normal, non-celebrity and had 3 kids, and overbearing parents, like us all. Now, he's become one of them. He believes his own hype - he WANTS to be accepted by those same a-hole celebrities, married the epitome of a vapid talentless trophy wife, and is no where near the relateable personality we used to know. And, now he wonders why people don't like him?

He just said that everyone should buy the new nsal calendar because they need money and Howard is going to get them money. He said the calendar is pictures of Beth and animals and everyone should buy some, not one, some because Howard needs to make them some money. Fuck off prick i'm not buying shit to help you write shit off and so Yoko BethO can play pretend that she has a purpose on this planet other than screwing a pelican for her allowance.