1. For the small buxom Asian to "Be cool for once". She knows what that means.

2. The Texans to have a meaner secondary and better Defensive Corordinator!

3. Ten CONSECUTIVE Dallas Cowboy Seasons that Mirror DETROIT'S CURRENT season...to be followed by ONE season that mirrors OUR current season to be followed by TEN MORE consecutive Detroit Lion seasons.

4. A Texan Superbowl WIN after CRUSHING the Titans in an AFC Championship IN Tennessee.

5. The ability to walk into a room and shout "SYLVESTER STALONE!" At the top of my lungs for no apparent reason.

6. Another pair of Size 10 hockey Skates...

7. The Ability to do cornrows...so I can braid Shuko's hair while she sleeps. just to mess with her.

8. To be "Flashed" by the 18 year old Dutch girl who flirts with me...(see #1)

__________________"Why attack a man for his race or religion when there are so many other PERFECTLY good reasons?" :Dreademiah 2:16 Dread-Head. Texan from DAY ONE & PROUD Honorary Blue Crew member..."Damn it Bill!"