I embarrass myself on a daily basis. Yesterday at work I was walking from behind the desk into the front lobby where the bathroom is and as I walked around the corner I tripped....wait for it....over a fukn midget. A person...really small person. I fell to the ground and thought it was a kid. So I began to rub her head and apologize until she looks up at me with her obviously adult face and tells me to get the hell off of her. God I hope she never comes back. After collecting myself, I stand up to realize EVERYONE in the building is looking at me in disbelief as I walk shamelessly to the bathroom.

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(10-03-2013 04:48 PM)kellyrm Wrote: I embarrass myself on a daily basis. Yesterday at work I was walking from behind the desk into the front lobby where the bathroom is and as I walked around the corner I tripped....wait for it....over a fukn midget. A person...really small person. I fell to the ground and thought it was a kid. So I began to rub her head and apologize until she looks up at me with her obviously adult face and tells me to get the hell off of her. God I hope she never comes back. After collecting myself, I stand up to realize EVERYONE in the building is looking at me in disbelief as I walk shamelessly to the bathroom.

My face got red just reading that. That would be horrible!

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