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The Ultimate Staring Contest Champion returns for one last no-holds-barred struggle for the fate of the internets. Can he be defeated?? (LONGISH LOAD, BEST ON FIREFOX. HIGHER QUALITY MUSIC - http://tinyurl.com/l6j3s .)

I apologise for any shonky text, had to drop the resolution to make it actually fit to YTMND. Hope you all like it. Alot of people complained that the last one should be winnable, so I made this. I still can't out-stare him...

this is awesome, however you got a gif to be that long with still that good of quality is pretty awesome. the concept of this was ingenious and fun, but i kept looking away to see the popups like bush and the nedm kitty, so i couldn't win. awesome, keep up the good work.

The part where he turns cyborg(I blinked from laughter)reminds me of old genesis games where bosses would seem to be defeated but then go 'haha I'm a cyborg' on you and you'd have to beat them over again except tougher.

emagtresni; It did tend to happen alot back in the 90's. There was that guy in the scrapyard on Revenge of Shinobi who did that I think. Shinobi bosses were the best; pain = changing colour. That samurai at the start had pink armour by the time you'd killed him. Ragnarofl.

Unique and original. So unique, however, that I think putting in a lot of the fad references (especially NEDM) was unnecessary, and took away from the entire concept. I think it would be cooler to show more quirks in his face ... etc, etc.

Having contacts ftw. After awhile, if you wear them, you can keep your eyes open for a good 10 minutes easily without having too much issues, although you do need eyedrops afterwards, or else they'll pop out when you blink lol

Yeah UberMoogle, I'm a fellow contact wearer. I barely beat this ytmnd, and Picard's inspiration halfway through seriously helped. As soon as I got to close my eyes my contacts folded over and fell out of my eyes and it burned like hell.

You can't imagine how relieved I was to have him start flashing red. Yes, it's total shinobi. BOSS IN PAIN.
Then he cyborg'd, and I nearly blinked. Oh my god, it was so close. How is this so entertaining. I won.
This is a great thing.