There's a really funny book turned play turned movie called "He Died With a Felafel in His Hand", about a man who lives in a bunch of different share-houses. One of the people he lives with is this Pagan girl who's into feminism and sacrificing men to the female moon-gods. Instead of 'months', there are 'moonths'...

I forget the rest.
What are the phases of the moon? Is it waxing, full, and waning?
Because that's similar on a 'biological' level to female hormones and lady bits...