Surveillance video revealed he was wearing men's clothing when he entered, but left in a dress and blond wig. In fact, while changing clothes, his bare back was visible, revealing "Perales" tattooed on his shoulder. [KGTV (San Diego), 2-22-2013] [Quad City Times (Davenport), 2-23-2013]

Loretta Lacy, 49, perhaps set some kind of record in January as she sped from Sioux Falls, S.D., to Racine, Wis. (about 500 miles away) just to make her granddaughter's school dance.

Although her daughter told a Minneapolis Star Tribune reporter that her mother "can make it from A to B faster than maybe the average person," Lacy collected four speeding tickets during one 2 1/2-hour stretch, including for speeds of 88, 99 and 112. Of course, she arrived late. [Star Tribune, 1-30-2013]