Colbert has a knack for taking the mundane and turning it on it's head. This time, Colbert found out about Sanrio's diabolical plot to market delicious, fruity wine to minors while simultaneously selling it to adults.

Besides the dangers of cartoon-character inspired booze, Colbert also reported on how new findings suggest that pig's blood is used in the filters in cigarettes. Bad news for Jews and Muslims which is why Colbert brought in his favorite Rabbi, Jeff Goldblum, to perform a circumcision on his cigarettes so he could smoke in peace.