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Your best one-liners

BEing Thanksgiving is here and many of us will be seeing family, I thought it would be good to share our best one liners, both funny and serious, that adress the age old question... You're still Nursing?

Here's on to start with:
You're still nursing? Yes, your still asking?

Kelly

Mommy to Gabriel born 12/25/06 Breastfed 12/25/06 - 12/09 and possibly here and there still
Madelyn born 9/24/09 delivered at home and caught by my husband "To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right."

Re: Your best one-liners

"yeap and we will be until he's d*mn good and ready to stop"

~Meg~Wife to Ray (09/07/07)and Mama to:Xander (01/19/07) nursed for 30 monthsLiam (12/12/09) still nursing through the night and in the mornings!Sebastian (7/29/12) my newest little nursling who graciously shares his milk with big brother!

Re: Your best one-liners

I've also said, " why, you're out of milk for your coffee?"
"Yes, did someone tell you otherwise?"

The question I get is how long are you gonna do that?
"Til college."
"Til she can pay me back."
"It keeps me skinny."

Now being pregnant and nursing, it's: "Is that her milk she's getting?"

"I don't see any other kid nursing around here, do you?"
"Nope, it's DH's?"

I always get, "You're nursing BOTH of them?"
next time I swear I'm going to say "Yeah unfortunately the other boob gets jealous if I don't."

"Well you don't nurse them both at the same time do you?"
Yes, sorry you'll just have to wait in line for your turn.

"When are you going to stop nursing Chase?"
I think he'll take a breather when the turkey is served but I make no promises.

Amy married to my bestfriend since 10/30/04 Proud SAHM to DS born 2/17/07 and DD born 9/11/08 Both weaned together 11/2011Currently milk, peach, peanut and tree nut free. DD has outgrown her wheat, cheese, egg, garlic, and citrus allergies

Re: Your best one-liners

I always get, "You're nursing BOTH of them?"
next time I swear I'm going to say "Yeah unfortunately the other boob gets jealous if I don't."

"Well you don't nurse them both at the same time do you?"
Yes, sorry you'll just have to wait in line for your turn.

"When are you going to stop nursing Chase?"I think he'll take a breather when the turkey is served but I make no promises.

Kelly

Mommy to Gabriel born 12/25/06 Breastfed 12/25/06 - 12/09 and possibly here and there still
Madelyn born 9/24/09 delivered at home and caught by my husband "To put the world right in order, we must first put the nation in order; to put the nation in order, we must first put the family in order; to put the family in order, we must first cultivate our personal life; we must first set our hearts right."