You may or may not have noticed last Sunday, but Ginia Bellafante has taken over the "Big City" column in the New York Times Metro section. Why is this significant? Because her inaugural column, about the stark divide between rich and poor in NYC, was a firm declaration of CLASS WAR: "Among the echelons of the upper middle class, there is a smug pride often taken in the edgy address, as if poor people existed to lend the better off a veneer of adventurous chic. If this column has an agenda, it is, in part, to actively record the incongruities and hypocrisies that so easily attach to life in this city - to document, substantiate and contextualize them, to observe the lives and mechanisms of New York from their various and discordant vantage points."

That is so god damn heartening. She's declared war on the entire New York Times Style Section! (See point number four.) We fully expect Ginia Bellafante to single-handedly balance out the entire Rich Person Trend Story docket. Bellafante told us via email: "The Big City column is not now beginning. It has a long history and each columnist has defined it according to his or own interests. (I succeed Susan Dominus who is now at the magazine.) I come from the culture desk where I was a critic so I bring that sort of perspective with me and hope (very humbly!) to produce what will feel like an op-ed column about life in the city. Needless to say when I'm fresh out of ideas on any given week, I reserve the right to cover chapter 794 of the cupcake wars."

She added, "(Metro obviously acts independently from Styles so counteracting it or not is a complete non-issue.)" Don't be coy, Ginia. This is war! We are with you!

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