Erection Lasting Problem
Refers to men who have a difficult time getting or keeping an erection. This problem can pertain both to elderly men but also young adolescence who have not gone through puberty properly and therefore there penis cannot pump enough blood to get their penis erect.

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elp: noun. a woman or man (usually women) who acts like an Entitled Little Pig... E.L.P. elps are usually very very stuck up, lousy in bed but think they're amazing in every way and expect people to treat them wonderful even when they're rude and ignorant

that bitch is such an elp. i wouldn't fuck her unless shes unconscious, thats how much her personality sucks

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An anciet clan that originated in africa.
They were a warrior clan best know for eating the penises of the animals they captured and drinking the animals sperm. This was believed to build muscle and to keep one healthy.