You walk into the bathroom to find your last
played champion showering...

It is a bit embarrassing to read some of the replies in this thread. Seriously, no one on this Earth is going to be happy to see you fat losers hop into the shower and violate them, why would any of the champions do so either? It is not like seeing someone on a shower naked is suddenly an invitation to ****, or even join.

>have awkward sex once >be able to talk down to people who are just having fun