Are you there Vodka? It’s me, Chelsea.

“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.” ― Chelsea Handler, Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea

“My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.” ― Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang