Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Dave,
I'm surprised that you and the posters thinks this storm is funny. Perhaps I'm wrong, but it looks every bit as dangerous as Katrina and Rita. Storms that hit the USA are BAD, but storrs that hit Asia are FUNNY ?

"This is Walter the oosik reporting live from Tiawan where local municipalities are bracing for what may be the most devastating storm of what has already been a bad year in tropical storms. Super typhoon...wait (what is this, a joke?)...(paper shuffling)... Super typhoon Long(muffled laughter)...ha ha ha ha... excuse me. Super typhoon Long ha ha WANG a HA HA HA ha ha whoo!... Sorry. Super Typhhh! *gasp* Aaaah ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry."

Well, what do you expect sending 2 ravishing female hurricanes into the gulf? It was only a matter of time before Longwang showed up. And don't tell me the umbilical cord impersonation and pureed squid gonads weren't involved!

"You raise a good point. I don't think any suffering caused by the storm is funny."

Dave, hypothetically speaking (which can cause drymouth and uncontrollable yodeling in certain subjects, void where prohibited, similar to sugar pill), if Michael Jackson were to accidentally microwave his Johnson in a panic trying to prepare for super typhoon Long Wang, would that be funny (provided no oompa-loompas were harmed in the filming of same, and all appropriate waivers had been signed)?

Also, it goes without saying that I would be willing to sign a guitar and auction it off to help MJ get Chinese medical attention for his Johnson. Even if the above scenerio failed to actually occur.

Dave is so far the only media person I have seen acknowledge that tropical storms can occur in the Pacific too. Care to guess how much media time Longwang will generate in North America if it causes significant destruction in China? I think we've already seen it.

PS. Christobol, you must be using some obscure dialect. I thought that "Katrina" meant "perverted Snapple" and "Rita" meant "candy-coated hemorrhoids."

since the computer model is "not to be used for planning purposes", we can only assume it produces phallic shapes for the amusement of the people wondering if longwang's big blow will hit them. if it does perhaps they should just swallow hard and make the best of it.

sorry guys, my husband is at this moment headed into taipei and i am concerned for his safety as well as those on the plane with him...cant joke about the name, and i lived there and thought names like that were funny...until now...