Gallery: At-Home Beauty Treatments for the Damned

If you’re trying to stay home for the good of the world because you’ve fallen ill, but you find yourself bored out of your mind, you might take solace in passing the time by beautifying yourself for the eyes of no one…sweet, sweet Baby Jane…

We scoured the internet for you and found some of the best DIY beauty treatments for you to do while you’re recuperating. We know you’re weak — hopefully having these all in one place will save you from over-exertion:

If you are already clogging your tub drain with long hair, adding oatmeal to the mix is really not going to help. It expands when it gets wet. That’s its point. You just watch your super pull an oatmeal hairball out of your drain. *shudder*