You do deserve a cut. You can have $1 per every $100,001 I make. 3nodding

Prepare to face my secret police, womyn! They will beat you senseless, and then take Lima as the damsel in distress to the top of a lighthouse on the coast of Lithuania. The only way you can defeat me is in a fencing battle. But-I must warn you, they didn't call me the second coming of Stalin for nothing. I am his daughter, and I will defend his honor! (with an ice pick)

Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your

jjwyqnnb:1="Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your luck.

Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your

jjwyqnnb:2="Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your luck.

What if you challenged the police officer to a duel of tasers, and you didn't have a taser of your own?

The issue is the GOVERNMENT saying 'we are going to control your speech'.

Pfft. You want to find an issue here. It's an unenforcable mess that won't ever come to fruition.

It's a topic about the government, be it a local government, or a federal government, attempting to pass a law, actually, re-engage a law, that goes against the constitution, and whether people agree or disagree with a law being reinforced.

It's a topic about the government, be it a local government, or a federal government, attempting to pass a law, actually, re-engage a law, that goes against the constitution, and whether people agree or disagree with a law being reinforced.

Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your

jjwyqnnb:3="Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your luck.

What if you challenged the police officer to a duel of tasers, and you didn't have a taser of your own?

.......Then you will lose. What, you honestly think a cop going to give you a set of tasers? Besides, if you challenge them the old fashion traditional way, that can be seen as assaulting a peace officer. In which case you win a shiny pair of bracelets.

Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your

jjwyqnnb:4="Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your luck.

What if you challenged the police officer to a duel of tasers, and you didn't have a taser of your own?

.......Then you will lose. What, you honestly think a cop going to give you a set of tasers? Besides, if you challenge them the old fashion traditional way, that can be seen as assaulting a peace officer. In which case you win a shiny pair of bracelets.

I hardly swear in real life. The only times are when I'm really angry or annoyed--or having sex.

Personally, when someone swears in front of me, I find it distasteful.

Not relevant whether one finds it acceptable or not. It's against the first amendment.

In the state of Illinois, it's illegal to swear towards someone who works in law enforcement.

That is a more understandable law, seeing that it is considered disrespecting a peace officer. But still, $20 for using profanity? That is kinda extreme.

I can UNDERSTAND the law about swearing at a police officer, I just don't necessarily agree with it, as I have trouble understanding why swearwords used in a disrespectful way are somehow worse than nonswears used disrespectfully.

though, to be honest, even if I WERE to be disrespectful to a cop, I wouldn't use swears at them. I usually prefer a bit more . . . finesse, when insulting a member of the general populace, and I wouldn't offer an officer of the law any less than my finest in insults. swearing is, quite frankly, lazy.

replace the "dagnabbit" with a reference to fried-dough gobbling, or cheap coffee swilling, and you're on the right track. it should also be made personalised. mention his rank insignia, comment on the scuffs on his shoes or the condition of his shield ( if he's wearing one ). make sure it applies to THIS man in uniform, rather than being a general insult applicable to anyone that might wear it.

they are police, positions of respect, even when one must disrespect them. one should invest some creativity and individuality to it. it's only proper

Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your

jjwyqnnb:5="Belonging To ******** you, you ******** pig! Oink, oink!"[/quote]
That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your luck.

What if you challenged the police officer to a duel of tasers, and you didn't have a taser of your own?

.......Then you will lose. What, you honestly think a cop going to give you a set of tasers? Besides, if you challenge them the old fashion traditional way, that can be seen as assaulting a peace officer. In which case you win a shiny pair of bracelets.

Can these bracelets be bartered for other such jewelry?

...Maybe to your new neighbor, who will be looking at you with such lusting eyes and saying what lovely hair you have. But usually, no. The police generally get their bracelets back.

Everybody swears so much nowadays that its become a commonplace thing that has no meaning anymore. Especially in popular media.

Probably the biggest culprit is the F word. That word was ran into the ground so hard. It should only be used when talking dirty, that is it honestly. Any other application of it looks lazy or sounds stupid.

The reference to popular media: Deus Ex 3. So much pointless F-Word usage, made Duke Nukem Forever's usage of it look more reasonable as it was humorous. Reason being, in the first game the worst swear was s**t but it was used as low class slang so it worked. I don't remember there being any actual swears in the second one.

Overall I just feel swear words need to be weeded out the common vernacular.

Everybody swears so much nowadays that its become a commonplace thing that has no meaning anymore. Especially in popular media.

Probably the biggest culprit is the F word. That word was ran into the ground so hard. It should only be used when talking dirty, that is it honestly. Any other application of it looks lazy or sounds stupid.

The reference to popular media: Deus Ex 3. So much pointless F-Word usage, made Duke Nukem Forever's usage of it look more reasonable as it was humorous. Reason being, in the first game the worst swear was s**t but it was used as low class slang so it worked. I don't remember there being any actual swears in the second one.

Overall I just feel swear words need to be weeded out the common vernacular.

That will give you the tried and true "Step out of the vehicle." Then you will most likely get a ticket, or worse if you push your luck.

What if you challenged the police officer to a duel of tasers, and you didn't have a taser of your own?

.......Then you will lose. What, you honestly think a cop going to give you a set of tasers? Besides, if you challenge them the old fashion traditional way, that can be seen as assaulting a peace officer. In which case you win a shiny pair of bracelets.

Can these bracelets be bartered for other such jewelry?

...Maybe to your new neighbor, who will be looking at you with such lusting eyes and saying what lovely hair you have. But usually, no. The police generally get their bracelets back.

I don't see what's so wrong with one chap informing another chap that they have a handsome and comely appearance. There's something wrong with the world when a man who compliments another man is frowned upon.

In the state of Illinois, it's illegal to swear towards someone who works in law enforcement.

That is a more understandable law, seeing that it is considered disrespecting a peace officer. But still, $20 for using profanity? That is kinda extreme.

I can UNDERSTAND the law about swearing at a police officer, I just don't necessarily agree with it, as I have trouble understanding why swearwords used in a disrespectful way are somehow worse than nonswears used disrespectfully.

though, to be honest, even if I WERE to be disrespectful to a cop, I wouldn't use swears at them. I usually prefer a bit more . . . finesse, when insulting a member of the general populace, and I wouldn't offer an officer of the law any less than my finest in insults. swearing is, quite frankly, lazy.

replace the "dagnabbit" with a reference to fried-dough gobbling, or cheap coffee swilling, and you're on the right track. it should also be made personalised. mention his rank insignia, comment on the scuffs on his shoes or the condition of his shield ( if he's wearing one ). make sure it applies to THIS man in uniform, rather than being a general insult applicable to anyone that might wear it.

they are police, positions of respect, even when one must disrespect them. one should invest some creativity and individuality to it. it's only proper

"Your bronzed shield is looking a smidgen lackluster in its sheen and shine!" Accompanied by a slight and dainty chortle.

In the state of Illinois, it's illegal to swear towards someone who works in law enforcement.

That is a more understandable law, seeing that it is considered disrespecting a peace officer. But still, $20 for using profanity? That is kinda extreme.

I can UNDERSTAND the law about swearing at a police officer, I just don't necessarily agree with it, as I have trouble understanding why swearwords used in a disrespectful way are somehow worse than nonswears used disrespectfully.

though, to be honest, even if I WERE to be disrespectful to a cop, I wouldn't use swears at them. I usually prefer a bit more . . . finesse, when insulting a member of the general populace, and I wouldn't offer an officer of the law any less than my finest in insults. swearing is, quite frankly, lazy.

replace the "dagnabbit" with a reference to fried-dough gobbling, or cheap coffee swilling, and you're on the right track. it should also be made personalised. mention his rank insignia, comment on the scuffs on his shoes or the condition of his shield ( if he's wearing one ). make sure it applies to THIS man in uniform, rather than being a general insult applicable to anyone that might wear it.

they are police, positions of respect, even when one must disrespect them. one should invest some creativity and individuality to it. it's only proper

"Your bronzed shield is looking a smidgen lackluster in its sheen and shine!" Accompanied by a slight and dainty chortle.