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And I just returned from a bar not far from the house that was blasting horrible dance music, was full of guidos and desperate chicks who spent waaaaaay too much time in the tanning booth and wouldn't leave me alone.

This is going to take some getting used to.

Man of Steel wrote:get over myself? You're the one who fancies himself some sort of internet celebrity.

And I just returned from a bar not far from the house that was blasting horrible dance music, was full of guidos and desperate chicks who spent waaaaaay too much time in the tanning booth and wouldn't leave me alone.

This is going to take some getting used to.

I wouldn't mind the guidos. Those are my people. But, I hate when a woman tans too much. That look is a turn off for me.

DeadFett wrote:I wouldn't mind the guidos. Those are my people. But, I hate women who tan too much. That look is a turn off for me.

we had a doctor who was being sued not too long ago, and his wife would come to court everyday during the 5 day trial, and everyday she would be darker and darker. Finally, on the last day, she was actually orange.

The court recorder and I would leave during recess and sing the Oompah Loompah song. LOL!

Max Blyss wrote:Months and months and months and the whole thing is still just an intersection at Dipshit Lane & Chip on my Shoulder Ave.

starlord wrote:we had a doctor who was being sued not too long ago, and his wife would come to court everyday during the 5 day trial, and everyday she would be darker and darker. Finally, on the last day, she was actually orange.

The court recorder and I would leave during recess and sing the Oompah Loompah song. LOL!

That's exactly what I think of when I see those women who are so tanned they're orange.

starlord wrote:we had a doctor who was being sued not too long ago, and his wife would come to court everyday during the 5 day trial, and everyday she would be darker and darker. Finally, on the last day, she was actually orange.

The court recorder and I would leave during recess and sing the Oompah Loompah song. LOL!

That's what the guidos look like. They're all orange from the fake tanning, they wear tank tops to show off their "guns", wear waaaaaaaay too much cologne (to the point where it was practically burning my eyes) and gigantic gold chains. No to mention they all have the same haircut, which is the ridiculous spikey look.

It's amazing they don't realize how hilarious they look.

Man of Steel wrote:get over myself? You're the one who fancies himself some sort of internet celebrity.