Michele Bachmann tries to get some young, hip cred by describing the details of her Thanksgiving traditions, teaching Jimmy Fallon how to do her Minnesota accent and playing a word association game with the names of her rivals.

“I Really Want You To Do My Vice-America President.” Short answer? No. Long answer? Nope. The Republican presidential candidate claims to be fluent in Mandarin Chinese, but a guest spot on The Colbert Report sheds doubt on his grasp of the language.