To answer early comments- I don't know the dirty details of why they don't let gay males donate, but I know gay ppl who work for donor clinics and are totally accepted, it is more to do with genuine fear for safety of blood system.

Ok, it takes too long to get to the joke part, and then the joke is offensive & lame. I would cut those 2 "jokes" out and just go with a straight seriuous PSA. That IS why you posted it here & sponsored it, isnt it? That was my serious suggestion.

I'm not giving blood, because there are some people who I would rather let die than take my blood. For instance the chav who'll happy slap a senior citizen with no reason but cheap kicks. I'm not giving blood unless I know those sort of people are not the ones to get it.

I use to give blood all the time, but then i found out that O negative people are as much as 70% more likely to die if we need an organ transplant. f*ck that, you can have my blood when i have priority for O negative organs.

What the f*ck? The only way you're getting my blood is by force. Or if you pay me. I'm not doing it out of the goodness of my heart. And BTW I killed two n****rs today so I think that's saved about 200 peoples lives. But still. 5.

ATTN: Downvoters, you are not funny. Your trite comments "insulting" blood donation make you look like 12 year old spoiled kids to anyone with a healthy brain. Go beg your parents to buy you the newest retarded GameCube release, and GTFO.

I sweat some of you are such idiots.. a) self sponsorship is A-OK and not a reason for a 1 he's giving max money who cares why, just means he wants to pay for the bandwidth the site may take. B) YTMND is not about "funny" due to it's nature a lot of stuff IS funny but not everything is even meant to be. C) No one is saying give money to the red cross, blood...blood saves lives, I was an EMT for 2 years I saw it save a good number...

Just as long as it doesn't become a pattern, I applaud the occasional public service announcement on ytmnd :) A worthy sponsorship indeed. But I still hate needles... I tried giving blood once, but they wouldn't let me when they noticed I wet my pants :(

Unfortunately, I can't give blood =( The red cross won't let men who have had sex with other men donate blood. It was originally instituted to protect against AIDS... but they've got a fool-proof way to test blood for it, and the rule still remains.