If this instructional video has taught us anything, it’s that if you want to murder a policeman, you should probably use a gun or your car or maybe some explosives. Don’t use a knife.Seriously, anything but a knife.

I’m curious to see the statistics for 14th century Spanish Conquistidor sword attacks on law enforcement officals in North America. The results may shock us all. One thing is for sure, they shouldn’t be hitting the streets w/o wearing their chain mail vests, what was that guy thinking?

Remember kids, police men. Never bring a Canadian to a knife fight. It never ends up well…
No wonder they have to train them to avoid these things, last time I was in Canada they just let me slip by everything. For example the port at Victoria I was greeted with a smile followed by the fallowing words, “Excuse me do you have any firearms, knives, drugs, alcohol, or any other agricultural items with you?” I answered with a “no” of which he smiled again and said “Okay” in a very friendly Canadian accent. Not once did he even look at my passport.
I guess they need to know better in fear that they don’t get stabbed in the face with a pocket knife or in the chest with a sword.
DEATH TO THE COPS INVADING THE HOMELESS CANADIANS TURF! HUZZAR HUZZAR HUZZAR!