A technique that takes years to master, only seconds to execute. Learned by some, mastered by one. The Chad Chap was originated in 2007 by Chad Murphey himself. This move has brought fear to millions who cower at the sight of the silent but deadly weapon, and quiver by the thought of it. This move will redefine the word pain with a whole new meaning.

(Related to the Joy Shank, but significantly more powerful)

"I will Chad Chop you into the next century"

"Would you like to be Chad Chopped?" "I thought not, silence yourself"