The Golden Goddesses (Legend Of Zelda) had The Triforce, so why shouldn't The FSM?

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Long ago, The Golden Goddesses created the realm of Hyrule, and the great Triforce. they embodied their virtues, Wisdom, Power, and Courage, in this set of three traingles, and it ws really cool. They locked it in the Sacred Ream, where Ganondorf got a hold of it, and he rest is history.

When the great and mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster heard of the Triforce, he decied He should have one as well. After all, the FSM is just as good as any other deity!

The FSM embodied this new Triforce with the qualities best ssociated with Him: His Awesomeness, His Sarcasm, an His Bad-ass*

And the FSM saw that the Triforce was truly awesome, bad-ass, and sarcastic.

Then the great FSM created three weapons, one each to go with teh Triforces. For Awesomeness, he called upon the most awesome man in existence, and he created a mighty blade, The Sword Of Awesomeness.

For Sarcasm, he called upon a skilled sect of Ninjas, the "Ninjas of Sarcasm", who created a magical shuriken-shaped pendant, that created shuriken shaped bolts of Extreme Sarcasm**, and they called it the Shuriken of Sarcasm.

For Bad-ass, The FSM called upon the most Bad-ass Pirate he could find. A Pirate living and pillaging in the Philippines forged the Balisong Of Bad-ass.

The FSM caused the Triforce to be broken into t's three components, and each placed in its own temple, along with its weapon.

*(My girlfriend, brother, and I have put a lot of thought into this, and extended everything beyond the original guidelines of that site, so bear with me).
**(Once again, beyond the original guidelines)

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein

You may be missing some of the point of Pastfarianism. It is not our goal to 'mine' other religions and beliefs to fatten up our own, rather slim, list of dieties/saints/etc.

Our goal is to have our, equally valid, alternate theory included alongside any of the traditional theories (i.e. creationism/ID) that are often considered as a science and pushed for inclusion in public school cirriculums.

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.-Albert Einstein