Once the kissing is over, you
must complete the next steps in the order given.

Make sure you have somewhere to be
alone where nobody will witness your private shame. You should wait until after 10.00
pm.

Are you alone in the room? Draw the
curtains or close the blinds so that the room is dimly lit and you have privacy. Lock up the house. Turn
off the TV and shut down the computer. Rid the area of any other source of noise, including music,
unless it is ominous in nature and full of
foreboding. It's best if a clock is visible to you. Make sure all the lights in the house are dimmed or off. If
it's winter turn down the heat.

If possible, sit up very straight on
a hard uncomfortable chair. If you have no chair, then lie on the floor without a
pillow.

You must sit or lie very still while
the punishment grid is lowered temporarily into your etheric body (it is rather like a computer program and
it will dissolve and leave your system harmlessly after it has run its course and punishment is
complete).

When the program is properly installed you will hear a
beep. If you somehow miss the beep, you may safely rise after half an hour has passed. Go straight to bed with
no snacks or supper and try to sleep.

Your punishment will begin when the program has been
running for approximately 5 hours (there is no way to stop the program once set in motion without technical
intervention. This service is provided by Wotta Tripp Advice and if you request it you will be charged for
it).

You may expect certain things to occur, and the severity
ofyour punishment will depend upon the depth and breadth of the sin you
have confessed to. Look for the manifestation of any or all of the following punishment
symptoms:

· Loud intermittent
ringing in the ears, accompanied by susurration and whispering noises. If you listen closely you will hear
voices listing your sins and remonstrating with you, suggesting you change your wicked, wasteful and wanton
ways.

· A feeling of
pressure, like that of a tight iron band, around the head and brow. At certain times it heats up, becoming
unpleasantly hot. This is the 'Crown of Remorse'. It serves as a reminder to the penitent one, ensuring a
constant awareness of the process throughout.

· Embarrassing,
sudden, loud and noxious passage of wind at inopportune moments. Designed with state-of-the-art technology for
absolute maximum humiliation potential, these explosive gaseous emissions are guaranteed to check over-size and
narcissistic egos and engender the beginning of sensitivity in the individual. The program will automatically
run during such situations as job interviews, business dinners, romantic assignations, classes, gym work-outs,
church, public swimming and while using public transport.

· You might be
repeatedly shaken awake while sleeping, either at night or during afternoon naps. Note: many penitents report
being awakened at around 3.00 am in the morning by the fearful sound of a loud and invasive trumpet
fanfare suddenly bursting in upon their eardrums and ending their slumber. A clear sign you should not be
resting easy while enduring punishment, and obviously signalling the need for deep inner
change.

· Small animals and
younger children may attack you suddenly for no apparent reason or leap out at you from behind trees, walls and
shrubbery. Birds may dive-bomb you.

· You may
temporarily suffer from a reduction in your ability to taste and smell properly for the duration of the spell
(except in an emergency situation). If you are undergoing a heavy punishment you may experience everything as
having an unpleasant odour for the duration.

· Electrical
equipment may temporarily fail or work incorrectly. Clocks may lose time or more rarely, go backwards. Light
bulbs may explode near you. Stay inside during thunderstorms, as you are more vulnerable to lightning strikes
during punishment.

· You may experience
poltergeist activity and see shadowy figures coming and going. Try not to feel scared, as this encourages them.
For them it is a snack. Think of this as a good opportunity to learn how to handle fear in a controlled and
relatively safe environment. They will permanently leave when the program has nearly
dissolved.

· You may become
restless and feel the need to pace up and down. In severe cases, people may succumb to the urge to leave the
house alone in the middle of the night and walk for miles. Dame Wotta Tripp cautions penitents not to ever
venture near gravel pits, hydro-electric dams or logging roads at these times.

· Libido may be
temporary affected, but this is probably for the best as nobody will find you even remotely attractive during
Punishment.

Please Also
Note:

All of the effects ofPunishment are temporary and will disappear as the program
dissolves.Please use your Punishment as stepping stones to
cross the murky off-colour river ofunfortunate choices and
peculiar, unwholesome behaviour.

It will be easier if you subjugate yourself
completely to Reverend Dame Wotta Tripp from the beginning - you are in excellent and well-manicured
hands.

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staff, or persons using this web site known or unknown. Offenders will be dealt with at an astral level
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