Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt went shopping yesterday. As you can see, they did not buy men’s underwear. There, that’s what I want for Christmas. I want Jon Hamm to stop freeballing. The problem is that most of you want him to keep on freeballing. WHY?

Seeing it and feeling it are two different things. I don’t ever want to see it. Do I want to see it because the way it looks will determine the way it works? Not necessarily. And even then, once is enough. Beyond that, it’s just – overall across the board – not a beautiful thing. Like, wouldn’t you rather see him kissing his girlfriend?

In other news…

These are the first photos I’ve posted of Hamm since SAG and Golden Globe nominations were announced and Mad Men didn’t matter. This is not a snub. They’ve had their run. And the show wasn’t great the last two seasons. Maybe this is the inspiration they need to step it up. Season 7 will be split into two parts beginning in the Spring.