---Two: one to tell the butler to summon the electrician, another to mix the drinks while they wait."

5. "Top Ten Reasons to be an Episcopalian:

10. No matter what you believe, there is at least one Episcopalian out there who agrees with you.

9. Guitar-toting priests

8. We can believe in dinosaurs.

7. The ability to regurgitate scripture is not a requirement.

6. Prayers for various occasions--see supplementary texts

5. Real wine

4. The only Episcopalians on television are politicians.

3. We have the "Rite" to meet your needs.

2. Cardiovascular fitness*

1. Male and female, God created them; male and female, we ordain them."

-Anonymous, from a t-shirt.

6. "Following the decision by the Episcopal Church USA to ordain a homosexual Bishop, the Anglican Church in England has passed a request to the "colonies," requesting that all members of the Episcopal church refrain from playing chess for the time being.

Seems they have a problem telling the difference between a bishop and a queen."