Buffalo Cops - Chubby Chasers

February 23, 2007

As supermodels seem to be dropping like flies, I'm more convinced that porn, always criticized for objectifying women's bodies embraces more diverse ideals of the female form. Sure, you do have your usual cliche blondes with tiny waists and giant fake tits, but you also have BBW sites such as XL Girls where all the curves are real. There's nothing better than a little padding to cushion the pushing, whether it's some ample hips or a bootylicious bottom.

Nothing is a bigger turn off for me personally than seeing a babe's ribcage when she's wearing a bikini or those strangely shiny, sharp hipbones protruding over the tops of low-slung jeans. A woman's stomach should be at least a little round, not flat and certainly not, concave. I read somewhere in fact that many times these days, photo editors actually airbrush out the sight of boniness in lingerie or swimsuit pics. Just goes to show that even a supermodel doesn't look like her own photo.

I was home yesterday with the flu and watched a daytime talk show that had some women on that were going to start a diet and exercise plan. One of the chicks was about 50 and loved to keep cookies in her bedside table. Personally, I thought compared to some of those malnourished middle-aged female actors that you know are all veins and tendons in real-life that she looked better and younger even if she had a few folds of fat, instead of wrinkles.

My love of the curvaceous gals could get me into trouble it seems. I remember when I was growing up that there was a chubby woman at my church who used to love to give everyone ginormous bear hugs. I was always scared when she did it that I would suffocate between her pillow-like boobs. Now, I just read that a chubby chick has turned hugging into a dirty trick according to NBC affiliate WGRZ reporter Jessica Weinstein.

Buffalo police are calling her the hugging bandit. She's been arrested 17 times in the last nine years. She weighs in about 200 to 250 pounds as well as towering 6-feet tall and Police Sergeant Tom Donovan says, "She obviously targets very intoxicated young males and walks up and gives them a hug and before anyone knows it, the wallets gone."

I guess if I ever go to Buffalo, if I want to keep my wallet, I better only let myself be embraced by chicks with nothing meatier than some of their famous chicken wings are. Just goes to show that it can be pure folly to assume that fat people are only jolly, as this bodacious broad is equally devious and clever as any scrawnier scammer.

Posted by Will Peters at February 23, 2007 1:01 AM

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