I used to be really into those books, bt then I thought it was getting a bit lame, I mean the thing with the orcs attacking Mithril hall and all, I thought it was a bit Lord o the ringish, Salvatoe must've watched t he movie, got really pumped and wrote it this way

Logged

The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far away the road has gone, and I follow it if I can pursuing it with weary feet where many roads and errands meet, but wither then I cannot say. -Frodo Baggins

The road goes ever on and on, down from the door where it began, now far away the road has gone, and I follow it if I can pursuing it with weary feet where many roads and errands meet, but wither then I cannot say. -Frodo Baggins

"I grab the sword!""Mmkay, you're dead.""What!?""You just grabbed the sword of the god you were just personally responsible for banishing from the world for the next ten thousand years. You just got zapped by around a billion volts of Angry Divine Power. You're dead."

*crumples thread into little ball, pulls other trashed threads in until ball is right size and weight, then plays a huge soccer game with the trashed threads before kicking them into the waste bucket!*