Little knife

Last night, I was on the phone and I saw Radcliffe running around with a children’s knife inside his pumpkin. When I fussed at him, he says, ‘it’s just a little knife.’ Then, he gives me a hug and says, ‘this is not a hug, it’s a power surge.’

Leaving the house this morning, I see the knife and the pumpkin. When Radcliffe got in trouble again, he says, ‘I think the important thing here is that no one got hurt.’

Then, in the car, he asks me, ‘Mom, is all of this real? Do we live in reality?’