August 28, 2006

When you have something important to do clearly the right move is to put it off by watching videos of people krumping and new wave music videos on YouTube. Also, you should eat peanut butter and bananas in the computer lab as though it is your house.

This is my favorite song of all time by a damn sight.

HKATZNYU is back. We had rehearsal tonight and we'll have another long one tomorrow in preparation for our one-thousand-Freshmen Orientation show on Tuesday night. It felt good. I like being over-booked, schedule-wise.

There was a spontaneous dance party at UCBT last night. Oh man was it ever a fucking gas. "Sexy Back" gets 'em on the floor. At first I wasn't sure it would, but I am stupid. If I could play dance music off a computer for happy enthusiastic people while making my way through the half-of-a-six-pack at my feet for the rest of my days, well, that'd be alright.

One thing krumping videos taught me tonight is the term "pure buckness." One thing krumping videos reminded me of that I already know was that I will never be in touch with my body. We will not even exchange postcards. We will not even send each other a text message that reads "Whose number is this? My phonebook got deleted." My body will not even leave me a passive aggressive post-it note on the bathroom mirror reminding me to buy toilet paper.