roses, I didn't realize this was up! I just read it...and made myself tea to simulate my usual "morning coffee with roses' recap" scenario... Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. When I scrolled down to see the monkey photo, I just lost it! You crack me up! Enjoy your time off... I was hoping you were also doing the Bachelorette recaps since I'm not watching that show...ah well. I'll have to wait until they pick the next jerk, I mean, Bachelor to read your fantastic recaps!!!!

Oh my gosh, did I just see the girl from the London Calling Bachelor in an Orbit commercial, biting down on everything because she was just dumped? You remember her: the one that took a chunk out of a can??