Synopsis: First off, I’m really sorry for not reviewing Noblesse last week (I’m not sorry) and if you think about it, nothing of great consequence really happened anyway (I was just lazy) plus I was really busy last week (I was playing the sims on fb) so please understand. Let’s press on! This week, battleships surround the island of Lukedonia and create a scene that is somewhat reminiscent of the showdown in X-Men: First Class (I love Michael Fassbender, just sayin’).

The supercilious capitán of these inelegant mortals, (let’s call him Mr. Ironside, although that would be an insult to Mr. Ironside but whooo caaares) ridicules the lack of security on an island that has been under surveillance for years n years and then bores us with a tirade just cuz his career sucks, when all of a sudden, the would be Magneto shows up and all jigoku breaks loose. It’s go time baby. What’s-his-face (Magneto) returns to the idiot lord and informs her that a few of Mr. Ironside’s well trained men have escaped and have ventured into the forbidden sexy realm. We then have a scene switch to said realm where the men are holding Frankenstein, Rai and company at gunpoint. What will blondie and mushroom head doo???!

Likes: Hooray for a tiny plot development! Seems like we’re going into some dark times. You know: when muggles knew about the wizarding world, when humans knew about the mutants, when orcs and uruk-hai ran rampant in Middle Earth, when humans knew about sparkly vampires, when inelegant, stink-farting mortals knew about nobles…*breathes* Okay maybe not but Dr. Crombell is definitely doing more evil shtuff. This chapter was fairly okay. It’s one of those, “hmm, okay then” chapters (to me at least). As usual I appreciated the humour. When ever I see or hear the word “blondie” I’m always reminded of Tuco and Blondie’s relationship in the The Good, the Bad and the Ugly and it always makes me chuckle. Age is a bitch isn’t it? I mean, look at Clint Eastwood now.

Dislikes: The plot could speed up a little more. An entire chapter was dedicated to non-factors and factoids. Hopefully this is just a teaser of bigger things to come in the near future. Did Crombell lose weight or something?

More Chapter Ratings:

mu§e: 8/10 – My little guy was full of soo much boss in this chapter. Totally pwning those idiot, disrespectful humans. It got a bit repetitive with him just blocking their bullets, but he was still full of so much epic win. ALSO, when the guys on foot crashed into Rai’s house 😐 well, first of all the look on the Lord and others faces when they realised where they were heading and THEN the look on everyone else’s face when they busted in while Rai was simply sipping on his tea like a gangsta? LAWL.

tempe§ta: 7.5/10 – This chapter was more on the humorous side and made me laugh. Love Noblesse…

Random Disappointment: I still haven’t received my Pottermore email for early access to Rowling’s new HP site. What am I to do with my life? No Noblesse fan art for you!! Mischief managed.