I worked in Wyoming for two months once. As a Florida boy, I was reviled and shunned, which was fine cause omg what a waste of space that is. I liked the antelopes and the Close Encounters mountain, but why in the hell would I ever need to build a second floor out there?

I understand how people learn to fix cars. You're young, buy a broken down heap and some tools, and learn to keep it running.

Or aircraft repair. You join the military, they train you, and take those skills out into the real world.

But escalators? No one has a second hand escalator at home. Military doesn't train escalator repairmen. So what is it then? A bunch of bums watching People's Court, and see ads for Apex Escalator Repair School? Or are they a bunch of con men, who don't know jack shiat about repairing escalators, and just bullshiat their way into maintenance work?

And if there are only two escalators in Wyoming, that repairman must have an awful lot of free time. Or does he bribe kids to jam screwdrivers into the treads, so that he always has repair work to do?