I once saw a TV show where they were showing how Starbucks makes their ice cream. At one point, they were flavoring the ice cream mixture with some kind of super-concentrated coffee syrup. Some of that goop, heated in a mug, would have had my vote, I think. If I ever come across some, I'll petition to have my vote changed to "Other coffee drink".

In Rhode Island (where I grew up), they have this stuff called "Coffee Syrup", because "Coffee Milk" is the state drink about 50% of the time. It's much like Hershey's Syrup, only instead of chocolate, well... you get the idea. And yes, it is quite tasty straight. You can occasionally find it in Massachusetts and Connecticut, too...

When putting a smiley right before a closing parenthesis, do you:

Use two parentheses: (Like this: :) )
Use one parenthesis: (Like this: :)
Reverse direction of the smiley: (Like this: (: )
Use angle/square brackets instead of parentheses
Use C-style commenting to set the smiley off from the closing parenthesis
Make the smiley a dunce: (:>
I disapprove of emoticons
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