I swear, I have discovered (yeah yeah, others may have pointed out it existed, but a discovery is an individual event, so stfukthnxla and read on ;) the best programming language known to man...

Most modern programming languages do not consider white space characters (spaces, tabs and newlines) syntax, ignoring them, as if they weren't there. We consider this to be a gross injustice to these perfectly friendly members of the character set. Should they be ignored, just because they are invisible? Whitespace is a language that seeks to redress the balance. Any non whitespace characters are ignored