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This is the best Rob day in forever! Today we saw 14 new, F*CKHAWT pics of our MAN Rob. Damn, he’s on a bed, sneaking away with his shirt half tucked in his pants, and a shoe in his hand. He has sexhair. He has fuckme eyes, he has scruff, he has the smoke, he has everyfuckingTHING we adore about him!! I. Am. Died. So, book your funeral, cuz this shit will kill you:

In the newest issue of AnOther Man, thats coming out Oct 1, you can find our very own Robert pattinson on the cover, and inside the mag. The pics were taken by photographer Heidi Slimane. All I can say is: Holy mother of all thats sacred, these pics are PEFECT!!! *thud*

Rob does great Art! And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, you should leave this blog for a little while, and go google How To Be. And you should be bying the film, ‘cuz it sure as hell is worth the money! In this movie, we see Rob as a Dork. Yup, thats what I said. And you’re all like “Huh? Isn’t he always a dork? Whats the diff?” Well, the diff is that in this movie he comes as adorkable as you get him. And it is (in a sick and twisted way) DAMN hot! You just wanna grab the poor guy, hold him tight, stroke his back, push him towards a bed.. .. .. Yea, ok, I’m back! So today I have some goodies for you all! Great pics from HTB, in my new favorite color. Behold: Art!

Mmm.. I'm just enjoying the view.

Haha, Rob and a ball. Like THAT would ever happen in real life. LMAO

He's so.. Artsie. Me likey.

Even pulling of the uglyass jacket.

Like.. WOW! He's a damn good actor, for pulling THAT innocent look of. 'Cuz we all now he is NOT an innocent boy. Oh no.

Yeah.. So I just made him very happy. I wish..

"Don't you go critizising my jacket, bitch!"

Aww.. Fantasising in 3 -2 -1 *gone*

Rob and a guitar. There's something so sexy about that. Must be the fingers working so well on those strings.. *fans self*

And here we go with the guitar again.. *poof*

Fingerporn!

No comment needed

*thud*

Comment most definitely needed: F*ckhawt!! Those eyes can make women pregnant. I know that from a reliable source.

So if you haven’t seen the movie yet? Get your ass going, and buy it! If these pics don’t tell you it’s worth it, then ..well.. are you robsessed, or just a wannabe?

Oh, you all know what I’m talkin’ about. If there is someone out there that can f*** you with his eyes, it’s our Mr. Pattinson. In some way, he manages to just stand there posing for pics, and look like he came straight from bed, where he had him some serious sex! Or like he might just want to take YOU to bed, and have him some.

Let me present some examples (we can never get enough of “The Look”)

The ThumbBiter. This is about all that I can handle. He has the look, and to top it of, he bites his effin’ thumb just to drag us in there. Oh yeah, it’s working Rob, it’s working.

You want some?

Theres somethin’ about RomeRob. I think he was having the time of his life back then! This pic need no further presentation. Just watch, and enjoy.

You know you want some!

And I know I showed you this just yesterday, but it can not be shown too often! Hell yeah, I’ll have me some of that!