Just Released: Science Closer To Fart Cure

Finally a non-laxative cure for constipation, or at least a new "treatment." The drug, named Tegaserod, also helps alleviate flatulence and bloating. The smell of a new day on the horizon has the world breathing easier.

Research leader Stefan Müller-Lissner, M.D. is confident the product and research around it will help millions of people.