Archive for the ‘Meatheads’ Category

College meathead #1: You don’t think generally the size of the person is the size of the dick?College meathead #2: Nah, I mean how could you prove that?College meathead #3: Dude, why do you think babies’ dicks are so small?

Party girl, looking at police on horses: I want to take a horse to the Upper East Side!Jock: You’re going to the Upper East Side? Want to share a cab?Party girl: Sure.Jock: Want to fuck?Party girl: Sure.

Gym rat #1: Yeah, I go to a great gym… And it’s not a fashion show like other places — people are there to work out.Gym rat #2: Yeah?Gym rat #1: Yeah. And the girls there? Oh, man, they are so hot. That is the best thing about it.