According to Science, Grilled Cheese Lovers Have More Sex

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We all have our favorite sandwiches – sandwiches that just make you feel completely at home. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing, you take a bite of that ooey-gooey-cheesy mess and you just sigh. You have come home to the good life.

Many people – myself included, are partial to a grilled cheese sandwich. But some say, a “grilled cheese sandwich is just a grilled cheese sandwich.”

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But a grilled cheese sandwich is so much more than that. It is good for your soul. It is the light at the end of the tunnel. Paired with a cup of tomato soup, it’s all you really need in life.

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But did you know that grilled cheese lovers have more sex? Yes, kids, it’s all in the science. According to Time Magazine, “73 percent of those who said they like the sandwich had sex at least once each month, compared with the 63 percent of those non-grilled cheesers.”

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Even more so than that, “thirty-two percent of grilled cheese fans have sex at least six times a month, versus 27 percent of those who don’t like the sandwich,” according to the dating site, Skout. The study, performed by Skout, polled 4600 users in the Bay Area to ask them about their sandwich preferences and other hobbies. Apart from the groundbreaking statistic above, Skout also found that grilled cheese-lovers are also more prone to being adventurous and charitable.

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It’s not like you needed more reasons to eat this glorious sandwich anyways, but hey, now you have them. Try out different variations of grilled cheese by adding ham, a poached pear, and brie cheese, adding dark chocolate, raspberry, and brie, adding bacon and tomato, or even putting it on a bagel.