Prancing Elites: You Win the Internet Today

By Matthew Breen June 18, 2013, 9:30 p.m.

These fellas are not fooling around. The Facebook page of the Prancing Elites is short on detail, but emphasizes a commitment “day in and day out… long late night practices and even early morning practices…” What games are you cheering on? And in Mobile, Ala.?

Amazing.

Well congratulations, Prancing Elites. You win the Internet today.

Choreography starts with sitting, then there’s some popping, thrusting, plenty of vogueing, and ample time for solo maneuvers incorporating all of the above—and all to the beat of a marching band.

But the costumes beat all: orange booty shorts and crop tops, peekaboo unitards, shirts and ties over some “Single Ladies” leotards. As Fierth.com commands, get into it.