The Chocolate Bathroom of Your Dreams (Yes, Really)

Remember Hansel and Gretel? We all hated the witch, but we also kind of envied her home. I mean, an entire house that you could eat your way out of, one sweet bite at a time? Give me a napkin and a can of whipped cream to carry around, and I would have died a happy girl on a sugar rush.

That may be a thing of fairytales, but thanks to Bathrooms.com and the U.K. chocolate designers Choccywoccydoodah, we're now one step closer. As FoodBeast reports, the two companies have come together to create amazing chocolate bathroom fixtures, including a toilet, a bathtub and a bidet, each actually available for purchase right now on BathroomSweets.com.

Each piece will cost you both financially and calorically — the bidet, for example, weighs in at 210,000 calories and costs a cool £7,000 — and it's still unclear if they'll actually function with necessary water closet capabilities. But from where I'm standing, it's totally worth it. Not only will you then have bragging rights about your edible bathroom, but the craftsmanship is actually quite beautiful, as well.

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