The Weasel Face – a BBQ platter including brisket, pulled pork, and ribs.

Too Tough To Diet – all you can eat ribs.

SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN THESE DRINKS:

Rockaway Sex on the Beach – you’ll have to hitch a ride after this one.

Forest Hills Iced Tea – a favorite of bums everywhere.

My Brain is Hanging Upside Down – our twisted version of gin and tonic.

BRAIN DRAIN (DESSERTS):

Tommy’s Death By Chocolate – if it doesn’t kill you, the guilt will!

Richie’s Raspberry Cheesecake – all he wanted was some of that t-shirt money!

The Mervin – a giant bowl of vanilla or chocolate ice cream covered in melted fudge, nuts, banana slices, and topped with an obscene amount of whipped cream.

NOTES: All the servers at HEY HO, LET’S GOs! will wear ripped jeans with sleeveless Mickey Mouse t-shirts. Naturally, there will be tons of goofy Ramones crap on the walls (tubes of glue, Pinhead masks). Whenever it’s someone’s birthday, four guys in leather jackets will race out of the kitchen and reenact the Ramones’ famous appearance on “The Simpsons.”

Who Am JG2?

BRAVE PUNK WORLD

My second book is called Brave Punk World: The Internat’l Rock Underground From Alerta Roja to Z-Off and it is now available for purchase. It’s about the development of punk rock in other countries. All the info you want / need about it is right here (click here!).

Star Wars Ruined My Life: A Failure By JG2

Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!

The Misfits Book

The soft cover of This Music Leaves Stains is available here. Get that sucker and learn all about New Jersey's greatest punk band! Click here to look at the corresponding photo tumblr and click here for the official F.A.Q.