TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand ?______________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook..______________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.___________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher__________________________________