Hello, and welcome to episode 58 of Thought Cops! Live from the city of Yew Nork on March 21st, the Year of Malort. This week, we’re joined by Jake of Big Sword Panel and Ben Carson. Not the brain surgeon, the guy who did our awesome artwork.

This episode, we talk about stupid movie trailers, celebrity death catharsis, unsolicited social media followers, Elon Musk’s foray into the world of comedy, Luigi’s penis, Lara Croft’s boobs, and United’s competition with PETA to see who can kill the most animals.