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Former Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch has confirmed that he is officially done playing professional football. “No, I’m done. I’m done. I enjoyed my time playing. Now it’s time to watch my cousins do their thing,” Lynch recently told 60 Minutes Sports after being asked if he’ might return for a final season with the Oakland Raiders. “I’m retired. Is that good enough? Which camera do you want me to look into? This one? I’m done. I’m not playing football anymore.” His full interview will air tonight on Showtime.

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Taylor Swift has reportedly granted her ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris “visitation rights” to see her cats, Dr. Meredith Grey and Detective Olivia Benson, following their breakup. The DJ became smitten with the two felines over the course of the couple’s 15-month relationship and misses them so much that he asked Taylor if he could continue to be a part of their lives. (No word on how Meredith and Olivia feel about all of this.)

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Things turned VERY scary at a New Jersey country music festival over the weekend. During the festival, which starred Brantley Gilbert, Justin Moore, and Colt Ford, a twenty-six year-old man ended up being stabbed in the neck.The alleged assailant was arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The victim was reported to be in stable condition at the nearby Cooper University Hospital in Camden.

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A woman in Russia just dumped her boyfriend because he hadn’t proposed after two years. Well, a few weeks later, she got court papers from him…because he’s SUING her for the cost of all of their dates and gifts. Apparently he kept super detailed records of everything he spent on her, and the whopping total is…$672, including legal fees.