Pinewood Studios Goes South American

Legendary British film and TV studios Woodpine Shepperton are to set up shop in the Dominican Republic, an entertainment source has revealed.

Woodpine boss Monty Pinkerton confirmed the news, announcing proudly that "this venture only came about as a direct result of the increasing popularity that our product is garnering in the Latin American market".

The first projects to come out of the new studio include -

- Carry On Rioting

- The Weakest Junta

- Have I Got Noticias For You

- Pilates Of The Caribbean

- Jaime Bond

- I'm A Nazi War Criminal, Get Me Out Of Here

- Andes Pandes

- Cortes Of The D'Urbervilles

- Sponge Roberto Square Pants

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