Every week, the SportsGrid staff will pick every single NFL game against the spread. We will compare ourselves to touted "expert" Pete Prisco, whom we truly believe is not an expert at the fine, difficult art of predicting football games. He proved us right Week 1, going 4-12-1, but then somehow went 11-5 last week. Last week, he was .500.

Bill Simmons is in the mix, too.

We're not claiming to be experts. We're just trying to have fun. And showcase our Cat On A Roomba, whom we truly believe is an expert, but sits in dead-last. It's a long season. The cream will rise to the top.

Typically, our picks are arranged in a grid. We are experiencing grid problems at the Grid, though, so we will simply list the picks this week. Sorry. If this persists, we will drop the "grid" from our name and exist as "Sports.com."

Potato Skins (-3) at Raiders

Cowboys (-1.5) at Chargers

Patriots at Falcons (-2)

Patriots: Jake, Eric Falcons: Rick, Cat, Pete, Matt

Dolphins at Saints (-6.5)

Dolphins: Cat Saints: Jake, Eric, Rick, Pete, Matt

Notes: Point spreads are taken from 5dimes.eu sometime near the end of the week. They fluctuate, but we have to pick a number, and we do. Also, yes, the Thursday game happened already, but everybody had their picks in by then. Mine, Prisco's and Simmons' were published, and the others emailed me their picks in time. I swear.