Author has written 10 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Lord of the Rings, and Avengers.

About Me:

- 30 years old. Going to college for my B.A. in Interdisciplinary Studies K-8 so I can teach in elementary school. One day I'd like it to be an art class I teach.

- I'm on My Tumblr, where you can ask me stuff about...well, whatever you want. You're not just limited to asking how the writing is going.

- I'm on AO3 under the same penname. Updates there tend to be delayed, but each story that is currently in progress here will be there too.

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: 11/7/2016

If you've been a follower of my stories for a while now, you'll know that this year hasn't been very ideal for updates. There have been so many complications in my life that when it seems like once I get ahead on something, I get the rug ripped from under me again. As of this moment, I am having difficulties with school. Issues have cropped up that are preventing me from enrolling in my current term, and the lack of response to inquiries has me nearing a total nervous breakdown. With this and a potential withdraw looming, I also have to study for my Praxis Core tests. There are multiple deadlines I need to meet by February for preclinical experience, which have been pushed back for financial issues. It isn't hard to see that it's all piled up.

What does this mean about the stories?

Nothing. I will continue to update when I can. Any current stories will be worked on, even with my lull in inspiration. I hope that they'll prove to be a distracting activity when I've either hit my limit studying or have to wait on others to contact me. All I ask from my readers is patience, as I'm doing my best. You're welcome to send messages, if you want. It won't be an immediate reply, but I'll try.

*A note on "Shelved/Indefinite Hiatus" stories*

This has been on my mind for the better part of a year, if not longer. With the exception of "If Walls Could Talk", the published stories in this category will be removed from the site at the beginning of 2017. I've tried to give them the benefit of lacking ideas, but any headway I might have once had with them has been lost. I can't in good conscience leave them there for someone to stumble upon and wait for updates that will never appear. If you wish to save them, be my guest. If you want to adopt them, send me a message and we'll discuss it.

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Currently Writing:

Call Me Again (Lord of the Rings/Rise of the Guardians):

Chances are if you're here, you've read this story or its original "Call Me Maybe", as these two seem to be the most popular according to the story alert notifications I've gotten. This is a rework of "Call Me Maybe" in that it's how that story should have been written. If you like long-fics with slow-building relationships, this is one to consider. Contains the following: Original characters, a blend of book-movie canon in an alternate universe, dumb decisions, roadtrips, immature humor, and the occasional crossover with the Guardians of Childhood.

Lead Me Home (Lord of the Rings):

This is an AU fic set in the modern world, building on the assumption that after the elves left middle-earth, time changed itself to resemble something similar to the world we know. The characters from "Call Me Again" are featured in this story, down to several OCs making appearances with varied roles. Pairings remain the same, so if you've read "Call Me Again", you already know who's with who. This story contains material for mature readers, so if you have squicks with foul language, sex, or disturbing descriptions of injuries, this probably isn't for you.

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Upcoming Stories:

Chaotic Paradise (Lord of the Rings):

The sequel to "Call Me Again". If you read the epilogue to the original, "Call Me Maybe", then you should have a general idea of what to expect.

Bound to Happen (Lord of the Rings):

Companion story to "Call Me Again". This follows a certain point in the parent story, but the sole focus is on Fiona from that point to the end of the story. It isn't a retelling; merely following her path and the events that unfold around her life.

Seasoned Warrior (Lord of the Rings):

Companion story to "Call Me Again". Diverts some from the parent story as it follows Glorfindel's remaining time in middle-earth. Features characters and references from the parent story, of course, so some knowledge of the main story is reccommended.

Time Lapse (Lord of the Rings/The Santa Clause/Rise of the Guardians):

Companion story to "Call Me Again". People have wondered if the Bernard in "Call Me Again" is the grouchy head elf from The Santa Clause. This is true, but his past of how he became entangled with the elves of middle-earth and the Guardians of Childhood has only been eluded to. Until now. This story is not an overly happy one

Some Fantastic (Rise of the Guardians):

"There is no way that you are an elf. Not after what I've seen at North's." A companion piece to Call Me Again. A 51 fic. Five times Ithilwen happened upon an Immortal, and the one time an Immortal sought her out.

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Completed Works:

Call Me Maybe (Lord of the Rings/Rise of the Guardians):"I do not cheat at Monopoly," the elf cut in. "That doesn't matter! I don't know how it happens; I can be way ahead, and then you miraculously roll the right number! Then three or four rounds later I end up broker than dirt." The intent is for this to be a light-hearted story - no evil rings or end-of-the-world plots here. Will not be listed as a strict crossover, but cameos will be featured every so often. Completed the draft in Nanowrimo 2012. Finished, but not "finished". See Call Me Again for details.

We Were Angels (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Depp!Wonka, but could also be read as Wilder!Wonka if you ignore the time difference. The title is pulled from the lyrics to a Dragon Ball Z closing theme, "We Were Angels" - Youtube Link The song isn't imperative to the story, but could probably be swapped out with another if the reader felt compelled to. It's more or less one of those songs you hear that brings back memories, and in this nameless character's story it's the childhood friendship she had with the little boy who grew up to become a famous candymaker who she figured had all but forgotten about her.

Friend Request (Harry Potter/The Avengers [MCU]):Celeste looked around to see some rather annoyed faces that belonged to her teammates. "I take it that the reason for this meeting is because of Loki's...new hobby?" A oneshot from the in-progress fic Some Assembly Required. Nothing potentially spoiling, but the conversation may be confusing to some. To clarify, Celeste is an OC that will appear in Some Assembly Required; Loki has a (glorious) purpose for being there; and this will be a tiny fraction of humor in what could be a darker story.

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Shelved Stories/Indefinite Hiatus:

Handbook for the Recently Deceased (Dragon Ball Z):

"Congratulations or Condolences on obtaining a place in the afterlife! Keep the handbook with you at all times. We're told it reads like stereo instructions but we're sure a fresh soul like yourself can figure it out." This is just badly written all the way around. It's likely to be deleted, and odds of rewriting it are highly unlikely.

Operation: Tease! (Dragon Ball Z):

This is just a sampling of scenes that would follow events in "Handbook for the Recently Deceased". Like it's predecessor, I'm likely to delete this as well. There just isn't anything in it for me to try and save these fics.

Pages of a Memory (Harry Potter):

Another shelved story that will probably be deleted. The intentions were good, but as time has passed I have no desire to keep pecking away at this story.

Some Assembly Required (Harry Potter/Avengers [MCU] Crossover):

“The abridged version is that everyone I’m in contact with thinks that I’m on their side, when I’m really screwing them over." Follows the lives of a small handful of characters whose worlds collide when a threat gone unnoticed puts all sides in jeopardy. I had originally planned for this to be a longer story, but looking back on the drafts, it began to resemble other ideas I've been working on too frequently. So the plan is to scrap my original idea and rework this story into smaller ficlets like "Friend Request". It will be a series under the name instead of one long story. I don't know if it will be uploaded here, but its collection on AO3 has already been started so they can be read in order.

If Walls CouldTalk (Lord of the Rings/Rise of the Guardians):

This is a companion piece to "Call Me Again", with additional pieces and prompts that didn't fit in the storyline. It is currently shelved until I finish the parent story.

Universal Disclaimer for my stories:

Odds are I forget to toss the disclaimer in a chapter. Happen to you? It happens to me. As this is fanfiction, I don't own the rights to any characters mentioned that are part of a series. I do claim ownership to the stories, any original characters, and whatever else that isn't copyrighted. If you're unsure about something, just ask me and I'll clarify if I own it or not.

So with all of that said, I'd like to thank you for coming by my profile. If you read any of my stories, I'd love to know what you think! I may be doing this just for fun, but if I'm mucking things up tell me! XD Just do it nicely, cause I won't appreciate flames.

A note on book covers: Some of my book covers were created by dressup games found at Doll Divine. Credit for the design of the dolls themselves belongs to their owners. I only claim ownership of what I've created with the dolls and the hours spent playing around on that website. :)

A letter to Santa changes Elle Connelly's life forever, leading to her becoming an elf. There's also her newfound telepathy to adapt to, and if that wasn't enough, Bernard chooses her to become his number two, his right hand. There's something powerful binding them together, something that neither of them fully understand...but will Elle learn to accept it, before it's too late?

We were originally from this place, but we escaped to a different time to flee the darkness. I forgot my name, my time, and my history; and then the world changed. History became legend, and then what I thought to be fiction. We weren't meant to come back when we did and I don't know if my family are alive, but I have to try and make a life despite all that I've lost. *COMPLETE*

Middle Earth is suffering yet another invasion of Mary Sues. What can Galadriel do to rescue Legolas from his pursuers? Send him to another world, of course. What could possibly go wrong? Adventure, humour, a spot (OK, a lot) of Legolas/OC romance. And poor old Haldir's life is spiralling out of control. Rated T for swearing, sexual references, and silliness. And very AU.

Or Frigga Meddles: Seeing how much Jane was able to change Thor, Frigga decides that all Loki needs to change is the love of a good woman. Sadly, the best laid plans….Now Loki is wooing, Thor is waxing poetic, Jane is distressed, and Darcy just wants her six credits.

After seeing the error in his ways, Loki helps fight with the Avengers. What happens when the rest of the Avengers go on a 'couples retreat', leaving the only two uninvolved scientists,Darcy and Loki to work on Jane's Bifrost rebuilding experiment in her absence together? They discover old myths aren't true, & maybe they also had a more glorious purpose than to rebuild the Bifrost.

What began as a S.H.I.E.L.D picnic spirals into a post-apocalyptic game of paintball, once Fury reveals the 100,000 prize for last man standing. Darcy, desperate to pay off student loans, enters the fray. How hard could it be? She's only playing against some master assassins. But, is there more to the game than Fury let on? Parody of the Community season 2 finale. Post-Avengers.

This started as a little piece of fluff, but it's evolved into something a lot more serious. Give it a try: Thor/Avengers. Loki makes a vodka induced confession that helps Darcy understand why he did the terrible things he did.

Loki is banished from Asgard after his attack on Midgard and is stripped of his power and god status. He's as malicious as ever when he falls to Midgard but changes from new relationships and experiences while regaining his power. Set after the Avengers.

After months of guarding the Bifröst landing site for any signs of Thor, finally Darcy gets to see something interesting happen. Jane doesn't take too kindly to their newly landed guest, and Darcy just can't seem to figure out what's to hate.

Legolas could count on the fingers of one hand the number of times in his life he had truly been shocked speechless. Seeing Melissa standing in the middle of the stream pointing her finger at him increased that count by one. Not a Mary-Sue!

One-shot. Elrond decided that Legolas should be the Elven representative in the Fellowship. Thranduil has his own views about that. Characters: Mainly Thranduil and Elrond, with brief appearances by other Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits.

After millenia Glorfindel comes face to face with something he no longer believed himself capable of. Alternative take on the Twisted universe, starting where Through a Mirror Darkly left off. R rating for some violence and sexual content.

COMPLETE! First installment in the Twisted Series detailing the convergence of two worlds. A modernday archer with a troubled past shares a strange connection with Legolas Greenleaf. R rating for violence and some sexual content.

Soul mates, magic, and inquisitively-manipulative family members. What sounds like a romantic comedy cannot truly begin until a ring is destroyed, but whoever said the former would be easy? Join Ithilwen in an extended look at her journey from misplaced to middle-earth and beyond.

The promises of serenity are like legends to those who hear the call of the sea. For most, it is true. For a small number, any peace was lost with one of their own. Is it too much to ask for to bring them back?

They say that soul mates have a connection. It can spread as wide as countries, but what if it reached other realms? From meeting in dreams to meeting in person and beyond, two elves learn much about each other and themselves. NOW COMPLETE

In a big house, there are many rooms to explore. There are also many stories to be told, especially from the people packed inside. A collection of extra scenes from 'Call Me Maybe' that wouldn't fit or were trimmed for length.

"I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him." Didn't anyone ever stop to wonder why Loki might be off his gourd? It's not as complicated as it may seem...

Congratulations or Condolences on obtaining a place in the afterlife! Keep the handbook with you at all times. We're told it reads like stereo instructions but we're sure a fresh soul like yourself can figure it out.

Is it a set of drabbles, or is it a look into a future fic? A bit of both, actually. Drama, jealousy, witchcraft, OCs, and the under appreciated purple deity is just a glimpse. Throw in some from the movies and you can bet the timeline went out the window