There's a guy at my gym who is a lawyer, drives a Ferrari with the license plate "PUMP FE" and is called "kitchen sink" by the trainers because supposedly he does all sorts of steroids.

He has a wig, fake tan, beer gut, and walks around wearing leopard stretch pants with an old sweatshirt that has some sort of California logo on it along with a weight belt that has "HAMMER" stenciled onto the back. He carries aa gallon milk jug that has some sort of green goo in it and has "Gorilla Juice" written on it in red letters. He is a trip! He enters weight lifting contests as frequently as possible just to get a medal for even ENTERING thecontest, he puts them on his sweatshirt and when he talks to girls he will scratch himself just where the medals are so they will flash and jingle.

But he NEVER LIFTS weights! He struts around profiling and will maybe lift one weight one time while yelling as if he is passing a watermelon from his butt and will then drop the weight and stand up slamming his hands together as if he just bench pressed a locomotive.

I once observed him in action for 20 minutes. He walked around this leg press machine and began stacking 45 lb weights on it and would slam each and every weight on it (WHAM! ARRR!). He did this for about 10 minutes until he had 900lbs on it. He then sat down and began wrapping his knees (5 minutes) and then walked around shaking the machine and screaming (3 minutes). He then called some guys over to spot him by standing on each side of the machine while he sat in it and motioned at them to get ready. He then let out this huge yell and started straining while screaming until he was red in the face...nothing happened....he did it again with more effort...I was sure his nuts were going to explode. The weight barely moved up..not even enough to unlock the machine...and he leaped off thanking his 'spotters' and then strutted around drinking his juice..

WhippingBoy:I'd rather see a guy in yoga pants than a fat chick in yoga pants.

ladies: please quit going to the grocery store / library / whatever immediately post-workout, in your yoga pants with your sweaty asshole hanging out for the whole damn world to see. it is disgusting and nasty and just foul.

go home and get cleaned up before you start flaunting your sweaty damn asshole all over town.

WhippingBoy:PsiChick: Erm, what the fark is the problem here? Sure, it's kind of a WTF moment, but if the guy likes women's clothes...so? Yeah, ask him if he's trans, but what, are we worried he'll suddenly make himself trans or something?

What, exactly, does this woman have to be worried about? She keeps talking about a 'slippery slope'. To what? He's wearing women's clothes, so...he's wearing women's clothes. That's it.

Now, this worry makes sense if you're stupid enough to think that wearing women's clothes is a 'slippery slope' to becoming trans, but that's the only way it matters. I mean, hell, I wear guy clothes because I grabbed some that were on sale. Is that a 'slippery slope' to anything? No, because they're pieces of cloth. I've still got a vagina, and this guy's still got a dick. World ain't ending.

Women can throw on a guy's t-shirt and jeans, and nobody says a word about it. They can grab their husband's oxford shirt and a pair of his sweats and run to the grocery store wearing that ensemble, and nobody calls her a cross-dresser or questions her sexual orientation.

But the minute a man puts on a pair of women's PANTS-- not even a skirt in this situation, but PANTS-- people are all "ooh, he must be a f♣g!" and "what a perv!"

The double-standard is ridiculous. It's even worse when you consider that it used to work the other way around, back in the days when a woman wearing pants was scandalous. Now, it seems women get ALL the choices when it comes to clothes, while men continue to be stuck with the same outfits.

And if you go back far enough, it was the men who were allowed to dress in frills, lace, makeup, wigs, and other such things.

Our ideas about fashion and gender are so screwed-up these days. So the guy likes wearing women's gym clothes. Who cares? Does he still like f♥cking his wife? Then SHUT UP.

Prank Call of Cthulhu:What's her Fark username? I'm recalling a thread a month or so ago, where some Farkette told a story about her obviously gay boyfriend letting a dude jerk off onto his pants on an airplane.

IrateShadow:She should really be worried about all the guys he's blowing in the locker room.

my wife had a patient who told her her marriage of of 40+ years ended after her husband told her one day, "i'm a gay man and i'm tired of hiding it". she said something like, "it then made sense why he spent so much time at the gym." i guess the gym he used was a hotbed of gay sex.