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October 26, 2012

Dispatches From Birtherstan - 25-26 October 2012

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly has a breech-birth cow over the idea that the Kansas Secretary of State would dare to move to dismiss her case there. Joel Gilbert's liefest was focus group tested to the sounds of disgust. Which didn't seem enough to get them to release the POS.

Various death threats out there. Trump's fizzle is still getting commentary. Birther Report get not only more racist, but potty mouthed to boot. The human face rash and Joel Gilbert pull Yet Another Theory out of their anal orifice.

John Dummmet gets told "No" in California. Arizona Governor Jan Brewer gets a whiney letter. Strunk and Barnett try to resurrect his case, it remains dead. The Mississippi Democratic Party renders unto Dr. Orly a slap down such that the Republican Secretary of State says "me too!" and joins the fun.

A hysterically funny fake "birth film" shows up. Lame Cherry really needs to be in a padded room somewhere. Victoria Jackson seems to be trying to redefine the word "wackjob". And a racist tea party rental car owner goes birther on his cars.

22 October - Not only does Dr. Orly throw a fit over Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach moving to dismiss her case, she ups the crazy.

"Today we live in an environment of an unprecedented censorship of the "main stream" or more appropriately "back water" media. U.S. media is pretty much under the same marching orders as the rest of the establishment to silence and sweep under the rug the issue of Obama's usurpation o: the U.S. Presidency with forged IDs. There is a campaign of targeted persecutions of ones who dare to speak up about this issue: they are fixed, sanctioned, defamed, harassed, destroyed financially and as human beings."

Long-term nitrous abuse can lead to paranoid delusions.

"In this environment the citizens need civil rights leaders like Taitz to uphold their rights, just as civil rights leaders, like Thurgood Marshall and other NAACP attorneys, who fought for the rights of African -Americans in the South. Taitz can proceed in upholding civil rights of citizens of Kansas, just as NAACP proceeded in upholding the civil dghts of African American citizens in South."

1) She's got quite the ego, doesn't she?
2) Get the feeling that she's annoyed that the Kansas NAACP challenged her in public??

"Just as NAACP could step in the shoes of African -American citizens in Alabama, who were intimidated and got standing in NAACP v Alabama, Taitz can step in the shoes of a Kansas resident who were intimidated by Chicago thugs, who believe that they can make forgery disappear by intimidation of plaintiffs."

Yeah, she's really annoyed the Kansas NAACP challenged her.

"While Lieutenant govemo.r is a doctor and might be clueless about law and evidence,"

Well, Dr. Orly certainly is….

"Instead, they held a second meeting, where they simply waived a copy sent to them by Alvin Onaka, registrar in Hawaii, who produced the forgery in the first place and who is currently a person of interest in a criminal investigation by Sheriff Arpaio, and they announced that a copy from this person is enough of a proof of authenticity and they dismissed the whole case."

Okay. First off, Arpaio or Corsi never said Onaka was a person of interest in their "investigation".

Second off, Dr. Orly just accused the Registrar for the State of Hawaii, of being a forger.

Someone, PLEASE sanction her happy ass!!!

"After the hearing Taitz. was verbally attacked by a yelling and screanting mob. who called her every name in the book"

We saw the video. The screaming was being done by one Dr. Orly Taitz.

"..her standing in the community was lowered by dishonest actions of the Secretary of State and the board."

No, her standing in the community was was lowered by the dishonest actions of one Dr. Orly Taitz.

"Additionally, actions by Kobach are even more devastating than actions of others. Kobach is known as one of the leaders and rising stars of the Republican party, a conservative leader, a tea party leader. His actions were more devastating to Taitz, who fought this fight for four years, more so than actions of anyone else."

Why do I suspect Dr. Orly was assuming Kobach would automatically rule in her favor and feels betrayed??

"…the media had a field day and article appeared in Huffington Post and other National publications that were in essence saying "If someone like Kobach does not believe her, neither should anyone else. All of her ongoing law suits are frivolous"

Maybe because they are???

"It is impossible to believe that a Yale law school graduate like Kobach is not familiar with the most basic rules of evidence."

Well, I suspect he knows far more about it than a Taft Skool o' Law and Stuff graduate like Dr. Orly.

"How exactly did Kobach sell out, Taitz does not know. Was it simply a desire to move up within the regime? Were there other considerations? It will take a criminal investigation to ascertain all of the reasons and incentives."

Yeah, she feels betrayed by Kobach alright.

"Actions of the Secretary of state and the Board amount to Misprision of multiple felonies, aiding and abetting forgery, aiding and abetting elections fraud, aiding and abetting Social Security fraud and committing treason against the United States of America, by allowing a foreign national with all forged ID is to be on the ballot and have a 50-50 chance to stay in the White House for four more year's and cause even more damage to this nation. If this court does not allow this case to proceed, this court will become complicit as well.

And, once again, she accuses the court of treason unless they do what she demands.

23 October - The New York Times reports on Joel Gilbert's liefest and other ways people like him are damaging political dialog in this country.

"This summer, a group of well-financed conservative activists had an idea for what they hoped would be a last-minute game changer in the presidential race. They would put out a DVD that made a compelling case against Mr. Obama in battleground states, sending it to voters through a carefully targeted direct mail campaign or as an insert in Sunday newspapers in the weeks before Election Day.

They went to the unusual length of arranging a focus group to test anti-Obama films. Conducted by Frank Luntz, the well-known Republican research analyst, a 30-person focus group looked at three choices: Dinesh D’Souza’s “2016: Obama’s America,” which theorizes that the president’s political beliefs were shaped by the radical “anti colonial” views of his Kenyan father; “The Hope and the Change,” a softer critique of the president that features interviews with disaffected former Obama supporters; and “Dreams From My Real Father,” which posits the implausible theory that the president’s real father is Mr. Davis, and that Mr. Davis indoctrinated him with Marxist views early on."

And how did that work?

"Focus groups were revolted by “Dreams From My Real Father,” with its conspiracy theory paranoia and dubious evidence. It compares photos of the president and Mr. Davis, noting that they have similar noses and freckles. It also purports to have uncovered nude photos of Mr. Obama’s mother in a bondage magazine."

So focus groups were revolted by it - and STILL some sugar daddy bankrolled copies of it.

That's pretty disgusting.

"But even though no major Republican activists stepped forward to finance its distribution, voters in Ohio and Florida have reported receiving the DVD.

The film is the work of Joel Gilbert, whose previous claims include having tracked down Elvis Presley in the witness protection program and discovering that Paul McCartney is in fact dead.

Mr. Gilbert will not say where he received the money to distribute his movie — he claims to have sent out four million copies. “It’s a private company, so we don’t disclose who’s part of it,” he said. He also blamed the mainstream media for not looking deeper into the story he uncovered, telling The New York Times, “I hope you’re not angry or jealous that I beat you to it and might win the Pulitzer Prize.”

Still rather full of yourself, Mr. Gilbert.

And what do people who get it feel like?

"One voter from Stuart, Fla., who received the “Dreams From My Real Father” DVD in the mail last week said she was appalled, confirming Republicans’ worst fears about the film.

“I thought, well, I’ll take a look and see what it is,” said the voter, Judy Cindrick. The DVD was addressed to her husband, who was not affiliated with either party on his state voter registration. “But then it got to the part about the president’s mother, and I was like, O.K., I can’t even watch this anymore. This is just something a bunch of crackpots put together.”

"Authorities say that several neighbors in the Rocky Mountain resort community’s Burlington Ranch area called to report the message painted in red -- not on a sign -- but on the front of a home under construction.

The Aspen Times reported that Mulcahy, a local artist who the newspaper described as “well-known in local circles for his written, verbal and artistic attacks on government and big business,” contacted police insisting he was not the culprit.

Mulcahy, a self-described tea party member who has offered his support for vice presidential candidate Paul D. Ryan on his Facebook page, later painted over the message, police said.

But the artist still got a visit from concerned officials. Police Officer Terry Leitch told the Aspen paper that the Secret Service agent “kind of stressed the point how people's perceptions of that [the anti-Obama message] would be.”

"The big "reveal" from the sneering New Yorker turned out to be merely this: He would offer to give $5 million to Obama’s favorite charity if the president would release his college applications and records and his “passport information.”

Trump’s gimmickry appeals to the legion of cranks and conspiracy mongers who congregate in particularly fetid corners of the Internet. There, they spin out their most fervent fantasies about Obama’s foreign birth and use of affirmative action (or similar dark arts) to connive his way into college(s)

Trump called Obama “the least transparent president in the history of this country.” He parrots the sensationalists who claim Obama has blocked access to his records from Occidental College, Columbia University and Harvard Law School, along with his passport documents … and just about any other document they can think to mention.

These claims are, as Archie Bunker once might have said, entirely a pigment of their creators’ imaginations. The nonpartisan website FactCheck.org thoroughly debunked them earlier this year. No president before Obama released such records. Few have even been asked."

Why is it that so many of us are so anally fixated? Personally, I have always seen ORYR as a platform trying to find the truth on "Obama", not an "Obama haters who like to use foul language" dump. Has this changed? Did I miss something?"

Yes. You missed 98% of the content of "Birther Report".

"Constitution · 6 hours ago
Acetylide you are in for a major letdown. The republicans are not going to prison over mitt romney. Obama told them if he loses they will all be in prison for helping him in the biggest coverup in american history. Obama is going to steal the election and the republicans are going to help him do it because he is blackmailing them."

The paranoia and conspiracy theories are rather amusing.

"Dealio · 2 hours ago
Greta, and all of fox, are absolutely petrified of the lid being blown off the illegal and co. Whether they sense something is happening or not, Greta gave it all away with that performance. Her attempt at damage control failed miserably. I sense desperation is setting in. Although, I'm sure Greta knows, roughly, what she's facing in years behind bars, if she's lucky. Knowing that, she, and others, can simply demand their price, and fox will pay."

Well I can tell you're having a good time there LARDO. Why wouldn't you. The FAGGOTS are winning. But l'll let you in on a secret. Guess who I wan't to win the election. That's right FAGGBO..! Why..? So I can get to watch YOUR black kids ENSLAVED by the same BLACK-FAGGOT-MUSLIM-MASTER that they're own FATHER fought CAPE AND SWORD to put into power.

So go BO 2112..! OH YEAHH..! NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK…

Such a charming specimen of humanity...

24 October - Response to motion to dismiss in the Goode/McInnish Alabama Birther Ballot Jihad.

Before the release of the video, Trump had claimed on Fox & Friends that he would reveal "something very, very big concerning the president of the United States." He later claimed "This is not a media event or about Donald J. Trump -- this is about the United States of America."

Trump has previously suggested that Mitt Romney release his past tax returns in exchange for Obama's college records. In the press release accompanying today's stunt, Trump did not make any reference to Romney's still-unreleased records."

"Filmmaker Joel Gilbert contends President Obama has altered his facial profile for the national stage of American politics, citing two nationally known cosmetic surgery experts he consulted who concluded Obama had a “nose job.”

“It appears Obama had some aesthetic refinement,” said plastic surgeon J. David Holcolm.

Gilbert is the producer of “Dreams from My Real Father,” a documentary distributed by the millions to swing states that argues the late Communist Party USA activist Frank Marshall Davis was Obama’s biological as well as ideological father, not Barack Obama, the Kenyan, who came to Hawaii as a student in 1959.

“Obama has gone to great lengths to obscure his past,” Gilbert said. “Now, in addition to the alleged document forgery and photographic forgery by Obama to hide his true identity, we now have evidence of facial forgery.”

……FACIAL FORGERY???? REALLY??

Wow. "OMGWTFBBQ, President Obama may have had a nose job so we must impeach him at once!!!"

This isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel, this is using a backhoe UNDER the barrel.

And the reason?

"Gilbert suspects Obama had the surgery because he was “concerned he was looking too much like Frank Marshall Davis as he got older.”

“I don’t think it was a coincidence that Obama chose to undergo a rhinoplasty before running for U.S. Senate and facing the national spotlight,” Gilbert said. “If Obama was identified as Davis’ son, it would connect the Marxist dots of Obama’s entire life journey.”"

The problem being is that Barack Obama and Frank Marshall Davis look nothing like. If you look at President Obama's nose and other facial features, they actually look more like his maternal grandfather than either Davis or President Obama's actual father.

But I suspect most of World Nut Daily's audience won't look much past the color of their skins….

"Gilbert told WND he’s received hundreds of emails people who have received a copy of his documentary in the mail, and the main message is “good folks don’t like it when they’ve been lied to.”

So Gilbert has gotten a lot of complaints from people who found his liefest offensive. Good to know.

Oh, and this charmer was deemed appropriate for World Nut Daily to allow into comments:

"Dikires Eilerts

Noticed over the last 3 decades how blacks want too look white. They can try all they want, but if they have the DNA of evil, cannibalism, insane, genocidal, hate america, hate christians, are parasitic, enslave their own people, Which by the way reading a little history, Muslims which are also black people enslaved, and sold black slaves all over the world, Not White people, and not white Americas. 100,000;s of black slaves were used in mexico sold too them by black slave traders, , many escaped,85% of mexican population have black DNA, 18 different species, Mexico City Cultural Center, FACT

EPA has even worse in line, Obamao told President Jackson to put all policies on hold. She wants too shut down ALL energy production, Forcing us too either implement green or DIE, He really does not care, He has too pay the bill too his handlers who have their hand up his anal cavity.
What is really terrify ting, is this. Whe n Jackson at the orders of Valerie Jarret shuts it down, They are prepared too send in their militia, Which will include the UN, over 100,000 radical orbs the muslim brotherhood ,NCP, UNIONS.
They have decided for our protection too shut down all water supplies, gas, fuel, grocery stores, pharmaceutical, banks, HOSPITALS> Community Square Organizers will be assigned sectors, to start the cleansing of the parasites, who will be a liability too survival of the powers too be.
White people will be box carred too over 900 FEMA Camps, FOR THEIR PROTECTION, all wit h 24/7 staffing, MRE"S 420 million, 2.5 million rounds of domestic ammunition ,more ordered, boxcars hidden in rural areas will be called into use, if camps fill up, Cars will be filled and sidelined for a indeterminate time.
Obamao has signed over 1,000 executive orders, all giving himself and his militia total power over the USA citizen, Just one will scare you forever, Executive order 13575. And the rest are just as horrifying and makes us slaves too the USA GOV.
Where are the elected senators, The democrats? You elected them why have they allowed the Obamao too do this? You have been tools too these fools, and the y are laughing all the way too their Fort Knox bank accounts
Marxism at its very best, word for word. 1997, I said, no one believed me.

"Moreover, the petition, as framed, is moot. The petition alleges that the Secretary of State’s duties must be performed prior to the primary election. Although the petition was filed before the primary election, that election is now over.

The demurrer therefore is sustained without leave to amend. Judgment of dismissal shall be entered in favor of respondents."

25 October - Right Wing Watch reports on the latest Corsi/Gilbert insanity.

"In the midst of this hubbub, though, Gilbert hasn’t neglected his continuing research into the president’s history. This summer, he speculated to Alex Jones that the Obama administration might have been behind the Aurora movie theater shooting. Earlier this month, he put on his “expert in Islamic history” hat to uncover a secret “Islamic inscription” on the president’s wedding ring. And today, he drops another bombshell to World Net Daily’s Jerome Corsi: the president got a nose job (a.k.a. "facial forgery") because he was “concerned he was looking too much like Frank Marshall Davis as he got older.”

"Even before I'd started debunking his film he'd already demonstrated a propensity for evolving his story. For instance, in the film he claims that Stanley Dunham knew Frank Marshall Davis in 1960 as part of his CIA work, and was responsible for introducing Frank to his daughter Ann and for covering up her pregnancy by Frank. Yet on the radio, Gilbert repeatedly claims that when Ann came back from Indonesia in 1970, she told her dad "Remember that old Communist guy I used to hang out with out? I want Barry to be raised by him." As if 1970-Stanley would have no recollection of everything 1960-Stanley knew and did. The stories are completely incompatible, but Gilbert doesn't care. He simply never tells them both together."

Not a big surprise. Nor is it surprising that as Gilberts lies are caught, he tries to edit the lies away.

"Of course, then I showed, on video, that his own pictures appeared in Exotique #23, published in early 1958. Moreover, Exotique stopped publication in 1959. Yet his little graphic there is showing FOUR covers of Exotique, even though he's still claiming the photos were TAKEN in 1960. So he changed his story again, so it now claims that the pictures appeared just in these sorts of men's magazines, not the specific titles."

25 October - The View chimes in Donald Trump's wet firecracker.

They correctly point out that all releasing any record would do is cause Trump to move the goalposts again.

"Arizona is the state and you are the Governor that could have shown the rest of the nation that we have a spine by not allowing the enigma and lawbreaker called Barack Hussein Obama on the Arizona presidential ballot. You failed to support Sheriff Arpaio and the only law enforcement investigation of Barack Obama’s birth certificate in America. You have not directed your Attorney General to request a review of Arpaio’s investigation findings by the State Grand Jury. You allowed Secretary of State Bennett to accept a Hawaii Department of Health, Obama birth certificate Verification Letter that lacked a date of birth resulting in Obama’s placement on the ballot. Your GOP controlled Senate and House ignored the petitions of 3,000 Arizonan’s who simply asked that they pass a resolution directing Secretary of State Bennett write a letter to the DNC asking them what standards they used to determine that Barack Hussein Obama is a ”natural born citizen.” You refused to sign an eligibility bill because you believed that it went too far, but still allowed an unknown who has gone too far, to once again be placed on the Arizona ballot for president. "

"Wahhh! How DARE you follow the rule of law and the US Constitution!! Don't you know there's a scary black man claiming to be President!!! WAHHHH!"

"Thanks to you Governor Brewer, Barack Hussein Obama, a.k.a. Barry Soetoro may very well remain in office another four years."

"WAHHHHH!!!!!"

"It’s time for the people of Arizona to ignore you and your request for funds. It is clear that you are not serious about border security by allowing possibly the most notorious open borders usurper to remain in office. Enough is enough. It’s no more business as usual in Arizona!

Sorry Governor! You’ll not get one more red cent."

"Wahhhhh! You didn't get rid of the scary black man so I'm going to spin on my back and flail and scream and not give you any money and YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!"

Not to be outdone, George Miller has to whine as well.

"You deserve no support, since you failed to fight the illegal usurper from Chi/HI/Kenya or whatever, took anemic action to defend SB 1070 and have not really supported Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

You have broken your oath of office and not exercised good judgment."

"WAHHH! The scary black man is STILL THERE!!!"

And from Debbie Warren:

"Re-electing the Muslim destroyer should not even be an issue AND WOULD NOT BE IF OUR FIDUCIARIES HAD BEEN WILLING TO DO THEIR JOBS IN THE FIRST PLACE."

Racist much?

"YOU legitimize these invading forces and the foreign enemy agent with no discernible past by simply campaigning against him and them. There should be no campaign as the candidate is not eligible and never was. Now, if you asked for donations to fund arrests and full prosecutions with no possibility of parole or pardons; I BET MANY OF US WOULD DIG DEEP AND SACRIFICE EVEN MORE OF OUR MEAGER RESOURCES TO FUND IT!"

"Wahhh! Why haven't you marched Joe Arpaio to the WHITE House and arrested that uppity darkie!!!"

25 October - Remember Christopher-Earl:Strunk's old case where he claimed to have "Fired" President Obama.

Well, it got reopened for a bit. Seems on 10 August 2012. Strunk made a motion for reconsideration.

It's 44 pages, of which six is the actual motion, 10 is a supplement, and most of the rest are exhibits. Including the original dismissal order, Arpaio's July press release, a World Nut Daily article, Strunk's DD-214 form (showing an honorable discharge from the USAF at the rank of Sergeant, and a November 2009 letter from Terry Lakin when he was still in the Army complaining about Chief of Staff General George Casey that Lakin was being forced to serve under a scary black Commander-in-Chief. (Though Strunk seems to be confused about which branch of service Lakin was kicked out of.)

To make matters more entertaining, on 16 August 2012, fake black army captain Pam Barnett chimed in and asked to intervene

Barnett seems confused as to what gender she is, flipping between male and female pronouns.

What is telling about this is:

"12. For almost 4 years Petitioner Barnett pursued the issues though every standard procedure to which access, in every case Petitioner Barnett was ignored or stonewalled, and subjected to gaslighting, coercion as exampled by the letter of Senator Feinstein shown as proposed Supplement Exhibit 2, and wrongful retaliation even in procedures where responses were legally or procedurally required."

"Gaslighting" is a form of psychological abuse where the subject is made to doubt their own memories, grasp on reality, or sanity. What's interesting about this is that Barnett must be noticing that the law, US Constitution, or reality in general isn't meshing with what she sees in birtherstan. By claiming she's being "gaslighted", she's attempting to explain away this by claiming she's being "psychologically abused".

I'd be curious about her DD-214, and the reason for her discharge.

"13. That Defendant Obama and his agents repeatedly conducted psychological abuse against Petitioner Barnett in the matter of her whistle blowing try to convince Petitioner Barnett to acquiesce and violate her officer's oath and duty to God and County by continuing their delay tactics and the non/mal/feasance in addressing the national security concern of having a usurper POTUS with foreign allegiances that is highly subject to blackmail."

So Barnett knows she's mentally unstable. However, she cannot see or understand that the problem is due to her own mental illness, but is caused by forces outside of her control.

I only have a BA in Psychology, but I'm willing to bet money that Barnett is suffering from some form of paranoia-related illness. If so, I hope she gets help and therapy for it soon before she becomes a danger to herself or others.

So how did Judge Royce Lamberth deal with the reappearance of this crazy train in his courtroom?

25 October - The Mississippi Democratic Party files their opposition to (deep breath…..)

"PLAINTIFF ORLY TAITZ’S PETITION FOR STAY CERTIFICATION OF VOTES FOR CANDIDATE OBAMA PENDING DECISION OF THE PANEL ON MULTI-DISTRICT LITIGATION AND PENDING RESOLUTION OF UNDERLYING CONTROVERSY ON THE MERITS AND MOTION TO BIFURCATE STATE AND FEDERAL CLAIMS BASED ON PRECEDENT OF MILLER V CAMPBELL 3:10-CV-252 U.S. DISTRICT COURT OF ALASKA"

I predict that, within a year, Dr. Orly will be filing motions were the title is actually longer than the content. And by 2015, her titles will be longer than Mario Apuzzo's legal briefs.

"Taitz continues to multiply these proceedings notwithstanding having been advised by the court of 28 U.S.C. §1927 at the hearing on September 24, 2012."

Like Dr. Orly cares about the rules?

"Thus, in a document reminiscent of Jabberwocky, Taitz seeks bifurcation of some unidentified part of the case to state court while simultaneously seeking consolidation of the case with other pending federal cases. She further asks this Court to issue a ruling that stays certification of 2012 general election votes cast in the Southern District of Mississippi while simultaneously asking this Court to defer ruling on any substantive federal issues in favor of the hypothetical JPML proceedings.2 All of Taitz’s requests should be denied."

Not to mention that the courthouse staff should be invited to gather around and laugh at said requests.

"Taitz’s Stay Petition is barely comprehensible."

So in other words, normal.

"She does not explain how the fact that she has filed a Motion to Transfer – which is not yet even under consideration by the JPML – is in any way relevant to resolution of any Constitutional claims arising from this case.3"

It's not like Dr. Orly has much concern with things like "reality".

"In further “support” of her Stay Petition, Taitz baldly asserts that she is “certain to succeed on the merits.” [ECF 46 at 4.] This claim is “breathtaking in its arrogance and borders on delusional"

"Borders on"?? It's crossed the border and is deep in the heart of delusional.

“Although [Taitz] has managed to fuel this ‘birther movement’ with her litigation and press conferences, she does not appear to have prevailed on a single claim.”7 Courts considering her “quixotic attempt to prove that President Obama is not a natural born citizen as required by Constitution”8 – and Taitz has filed more than twenty birther lawsuits in which she makes the same “conclusory allegations” and “threadbare assertions”9 as she makes here – have consistently declined to “go tilting at windmills with her.”10 Indeed, each and every federal court that has ruled on one of Taitz’s birther complaints has flatly rejected her arguments and/or so-called “undeniable proof.” [ECF 46 at 4.]11 Similarly, every single state court to issue a dispositive ruling has rejected her claims.12"

Isn't her unbroken record amazing?

"As other judges have observed in similar birther cases filed by Taitz: It “presents nothing but conjecture and subjective belief to substantiate the basis for her claims.”

Again, normal for Dr. Orly.

"Her claims are based on sheer conjecture and speculation."

Not to mention delusion and paranoia.

"Taitz’s assertion that a stay of the certification of votes cast in the Southern District of Mississippi for President Obama in the 2012 general election must be entered to prevent irreparable harm to her personally [ECF 46 at 4-5] is, frankly, narcissistically delusional."

"13. First, as catalogued above (supra at 4-5), Taitz has filed nearly two dozen cases in various tribunals around the country – all addressing the “same core controversy.” [ECF 46 at 2.] Her litigious history renders her sudden stated concern for “judicial economy” [id.] incredible. She has squandered immeasurable judicial resources (as well as the resources of those whom she has sued) over the past few years, and seeks by this request to waste still more time of the courts (and of the defendants). She has amply demonstrated her utter disregard for “judicial economy” – and an interest only in requiring courts and counsel to respond to her plethora of birther lawsuits and bizarre motions. In short, Taitz’s recently acquired concern for judicial economy is as “laughable” here as was her concern about due process in expedited proceedings – after expressly asking for such proceedings in Rhodes v. MacDonald, 670 F. Supp. 2d 1363, 1374 (M.D. Ga. 2009), where the district court used that term to describe her similarly inconsistent and time-wasting litigation shenanigans before issuing sanctions against her."

*Snork!*

"14. Second, Taitz’s newfound concern for the need to “avoid conflicting rulings” – which is as disingenuous as her expressed concern for judicial economy – is easily addressed. As demonstrated above, in the nearly two dozen cases she has filed, not a single court has issued a conflicting ruling: All who have ruled to date have flatly rejected her claims, based on well-settled law. See supra at 4-5.23 In other words, there is little (if any) risk of conflicting rulings in any of Taitz’s federal birther cases."

*Wicked chuckle*

"FOR THESE REASONS, the undersigned counsel for the Mississippi Democratic Party Executive Committee respectfully requests that the Court enter an order DENYING Taitz’s (a) “Petition For Stay Certification of Votes for Candidate Obama Pending Decision of the Panel on Multi-District Litigation and Pending Resolution of Underlying Controversy on the Merits”; and (b) “Motion to Bifurcate State and Federal Claims Based on Precedent of Miller v Campbell 3:10-Cv-252 U.S. District Court Of Alaska.”

Undersigned counsel further respectfully requests that the Court promptly schedule a hearing on the defendants’ dispositive motions for judgment on the pleadings [ECF 8, 15], so that this matter may be expeditiously resolved in its entirety (other than reserving jurisdiction for motions for sanctions under 28 U.S.C. § 1927), and both counsel and the Court can be relieved of the burden of responding to and dealing with the continuing barrage of vexatious and frivolous motions from Taitz."

Flat out laugh out loud.

25 October - The inmates at Birther Report are annoyed that President Obama made fun of Donald Trump.

"NBCofUSA · 1 day ago
The entire military is mocking Obama and his "bayonets and horses" dumbs hit commentary."

Which is why they're donating more money to President Obama than to Mitt Romney??

"Defendant Mississippi Secretary of State Delbert Hosemann hereby joins in, and adopts herein by reference, the Response in Opposition to Plaintiff Taitz’s “Petition for StayCertification of Votes for Candidate Obama Pending Decision of the Panel on Multi-DistrictLitigation and Pending Resolution of Underlying Controversy on the Merits and Motion toBifurcate State and Federal Claims base on Precedent of Miller v Campbell 3:10cv252 U.S.District Court of Alaska” filed by the Mississippi Democratic Party Executive Committee[Docket No. 55] and submits Plaintiff Taitz’s “Petition” and “Motion” [Docket No. 46] should be denied for the reasons set forth in the MDEC’s Response, and any affirmative request(s) for relief by Plaintiff Taitz should also be denied for the reasons previously submitted to the Court in support of the Secretary of State’s Motion for Judgment on the Pleadings [Docket No. 8]"

"A California man's Halloween yard decoration earned him a meeting with the Secret Service earlier this week.

In an interview with the Press-Enterprise, Eddie Million of Moreno Valley admitted that his addition of an effigy of President Barack Obama with a noose around its neck was a low point in his attempt to turn his house into a "spooky" scene for a Halloween party.

“I started thinking how bad it looked, and I took it down immediately,” Million told reporters after being questioned by Secret Service agents on Tuesday. “If I had it to do all over again, I absolutely wouldn’t have done it. It was not meant to offend anybody. It was just supposed to be a decoration.”

The episode was initially touched off by complaints from neighbors, which eventually led to local media reports and a visit from police at the beginning of the week. Million said the Secret Service interviewed him and asked for his information, but took no further action."

"It really does feel like the Obama Conspiracyverse has moved on from pure birtherism to the theory that the president's real father was Frank Marshall Davis. So I welcome this flashback from Vice, a video from a crazy person who thinks it's proof that Barack Obama was born in a Kenyan hospital in 1961."

It's hysterically funny. From the silly close ups to stock photos on a chart, the Kenyan flag on the wall, flag pin, flag on the chart, etc. (said flag wasn't used until 1963, with the British East Africa flag used before then), to the fact she seems to have given birth to a huge toddler, it's an amazing work of parody.

The question I have is, which birther will be stupid enough to fall for it?

"VICE: Where did you acquire this video that you purport to be footage of President Barack Obama’s birth?

Peter R: An associate from Africa contacted me and said that he had a VHS transfer of the original Super-8 film. I know him from my business trips and he decided to just give me this thing. He said it’s something he got from Obama’s father, a family friend, in the 60s and he’s kept it under wraps ever since Obama entered politics. Up until then, only my friend, his sister, and Obama’s immediately family had seen it—and now myself and the world."

"torch n pitchforks · 6 hours ago
In a war between the civilized
man and the savage
Support the civilized man.
Support Romney!
Defeat Obozo!"

"Savage" eh??

"Bob69 · 4 hours ago
Trump should have offered the money be paid to a specific charity, like maybe the "United Negro College Fund", rather than a charity of Obama's choice. It would have had more impact, especially among those who give 96% of their votes to him because he is black.. "

"Yes Randy Newman has said it all in the Obama Abyss in how all are dreaming of a White President."

Lame Cherry fails to note it was a joke. Or fails to care.

"Freudian slips by liberals are like excuses by Chris Matthews in the reason people are not voting for Mr. Obama is that he is black, when his being black is the reason liberals vote for Mr. Obama as they desire a Designer Negro, a pet, that they can put on a leash, and not have to worry about Bill Clinton things as one gets with white men."

Projection much?

"It is not just that B. Hussein Obama is this Chinoid cross of various Semitic and Japhetic races of slave trader merchants and conquerors from Babylon, Persia, Ashkenaz, Greece, Italy, Angleland and the Indian traders, it is the fact that how much is black in this international bastard and what really is Joe Biden?

Just look at Joe Biden, the "Irishman". Now Irish are white people, and yet one hears of the "black Irish". Who knows in Mr. Biden's bloodlines in that swarthy skin tone he has, if he is like John Kerry in being an Ashkenaz and claiming he was white too. There is so much of this in liberals not embracing their darkness and trying to be white, like Mr. Obama desperately tries to do always and fails."

"Then there is Mexican Mitt Romney. His swarthy skin is hardly that of a white man. Just what was going on in Mexico when his multiple wive kindred were sexing that place up, before they like cowards fled back to Texas and American welfare?
Mitt Romney has that look to him of having just a little too much Spaniard flowing through his Mormon veins."

*laugh*

"Again we return to Paul Ryan. Obviously the name is something in that Biden Irish and well, is Paul Ryan a black Irish man, meaning in all that dark hair what is is going on with him, or did he in Wisconsin have some wampum trading with the Winnebegoes in some Indian blood mixed in?"

Amazing. Lame Cherry managed to come up with something racist to say about both the Democrat AND Republican presidential and vice-presidential candidates.

"Yes that is the key in this, in what if this Spaniard apostate Mitt Romney wins the November election with something like 120 million votes to 9.. How can the black community hide behind a vote like that?
Sure we now that Karl Rove and the Bush family are voting for Obama again so Jeb can run, like in 2008 how these all voted for Obama, but they have reasons, what though will be the excuse for blacks, for Randy Newman and David Letterman, when that 120 million landslide comes to be as they not only dreamed of a White President, but voted for him………….it is not like they can say they did not vote, as that 120 million would include liberals in mass voting for this Mexican Romney."

120 million vote landslide?? Right…….

"When I'm forced to look at Barack Obama, I just am repulsed and disgusted, because he is a tool of the feudal lords, in being an wife cheating, America beating, messiah hating, Reagan assassinating, Marxist.
I do not even notice race when it comes to Obama as his fag arrogance is what exudes from his every pore."

Projection much?

"Certainly every liberal and progressive wants a White President to save them from their 2008 vote. They want to blame White America for forcing them to vote for Mexican Mitt Romney over Obama as they never admit in public their vote and claim they voted for Obama. It is not a bad thing in being white. The Bible, Koran and Torah…..Hindu and even Marxism, has no sin in being white. It just so happens that from the first 2000 years White people of the Adam line were a minority that got thinned down to Noah to 6 or so, depending on the wives.
The next 2000 years God overthrew the Hamites like Nimrod and Canaanites, and the White people started leading the world.
The next 2000 the Chinese did well as the Indians, after the Israelite contact in exile and then the White people started dominating again by God's Promises to Abraham. That is what made America and England dominate with western Europe as they were Israelites Without that Solomon genius, you can see where the world would be in eating with wooden sticks, killing each other with sticks and living in the sticks."

Ooookay then.

Not to mention that Lame Cherry seems to love him/her/it some North Korea:

"Look, KJU, has a hot wife. The hottest first babe on the planet. He likes chics to the max and that is a great thing in fag Obamaland all limp and feces penis.

KJU has the Crotch Dancers. What can be better than the ally of stiff collar Iran, having crotch dancing girls. What can be more wholesome than giving stiff Muslims some wood and showing them they do not have to be martyrs in waiting for 70 virgins, when Kim just has them high stepping like the June Taylor Dancers for all the beaver to trap."

And some massive issues too.

"KJU is really a civilized leader in there is no thwarting the law or executive orders overthrowing Congress with him. Take for example his latest judicial finding in he had this traitor in his midst…….has had allot of traitors as everyone wants to rule North Korean when Kim Jong daddy croaked……….so KJU arrests this guy, Kim Choi, Vice Minister of the Army, and after a fair trial where Kim issued the orders he did not want a hair of this dudes head left in this world, the government took him out……..now get this for leadership.

They had zeroed in a mortar round. Put KC on the spot, probably tied to a stake, although if KJU told you to stand there and take a mortar, it stands to reason worse would be waiting, so KC is on the spot, and the government fires a mortar and blows the guy to bits.

Talk about GREEN REVOLUTION, what can be better than that! No digging graves, no funerals, no monuments to stir up revolution……….just a pile of goo for the birds to peck at and mice to gnaw on the bones. Completely green there and cheaper than billions by Obama for batteries no one wants to buy.

I keep telling you children that this Kim Jong Un is the reformer America can deal with. America should have been dealing with his olde man, as these communists unlike Obama, actually like Christians, as they know that Christians make good subjects and never revolt.

What can be wrong with a man who knows he likes hot women, knows how to deal with traitors in a green way to please the world left, and is busy enticing Muslims to boners, so they can not move fast enough to be suicide bombers."

Ooookay then.

26 October - Birther video of a Bible-verse covered Victoria Jackson, posted to YouTube on 6 September 2012.

The Victoria Jackson video was impressive. Someone needs to tell her that her silly baby talk voice act has gotten very old and stale. Though the Bible verses written on her body was a cute touch. Very Theresa Cao of her.

And wow, she's bought into just about every wing bat conspiracy claim about President Obama out there. When challenged on the facts or asked to defend her claims, she simply moves on to the next talking point or loony conspiracy theory. She starts to get panicy when challenged though, and quickly walks away.

Oh, and Victoria Jackson's brother is Yet Another Wannbe Be Birth Certificate Graphics Expert. At least according to Victoria Jackson. Quick, someone, get Joe Arpaio and Jerome Corsi to talk to him! Or Dr. Orly.

She also can't seem to understand that someone can watch or read the same stuff she's buying hook, line, sinker, and fishing pole, and NOT throw themselves on their back, wiggling all four limbs in the air and scream "Yes, oh yes!! Please anoint me with your Divine wisdom Joseph Farah/Glenn Beck/Jerome Corsi/Dinesh D'Souza!!!!!" She actually seems to be confused that the interviewer saw "2016" and didn't believe any of it. Almost like she not only simply cannot handle dealing with anyone who doesn't share her worldview or beliefs, she can't even understand WHY they hold a difference of belief or worldview.

"The two women, Barbara Wingate of San Diego and Stephanie DiBiase of Chicago, said bumper stickers that read "Vote for the American" were placed on the bumpers of cars they rented from the franchise. Wingate and DiBiase -- both of whom provided photos of the bumper stickers -- said they were told by employees that the stickers were placed there by the franchise owner.

The franchise is owned by Westover Car Rental, a subsidiary of Ellicott Development, a Buffalo holding company controlled by Carl Paladino, the Tea Party-affiliated businessman who lost the 2010 gubernatorial race to New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo (D)."

"Wingate said she was "embarrassed" to drive the car and that she complained to an employee when she returned the car. She said the employee said the franchise owner wanted the stickers kept in place and that he had asked the staff to vote for Romney. "

"The parent group for the rental agency said Friday afternoon that it does not approve of political messages being displayed on its cars.

“The company does not condone the placement of political materials on our corporate rental cars nor is it associated with any particular political position," Thrifty said in a statement provided to The Hill. "The alleged incident involves a licensee of Dollar Thrifty Automotive Group, acting as an independent business operation. We have been assured that the situation has been rectified.""

"The most amazingly, entertainingly fake video of a fake Barack Obama being born -- featuring a baby that is all cleaned up and looks about three months old -- to a fake Ann Dunham in a fake Kenyan hospital has been leaked to Vice because, wait for it, the leaker couldn't get in touch with Donald Trump."

*Laugh* Wonder if that was Trump's REAL surprise….. *chuckle*

"To give you a sense of how unsubtle the video is, the "doctor" is wearing a Kenyan flag pin on his lab coat, which the camera zooms in on, and the hospital bed has a Kenyan flag sticker, which the camera lingers over, and that sticker is next to what are supposedly Dunham's hospital records, which, you guessed it, have a Kenyan flag on them. The camera pans over a calendar noting it's August 1961. It is so fake it makes you wonder if it was made not by birthers, but by liberals mocking birthers."