An "adult superstore" in border town Calexico, California is using an image of scantily clad Scarlett Johansson to advertise "DVD & VHS" on their business card. The managers over at VIP claim to have no idea who ScarJo is and why it's a big deal to have "lubricantes" protruding from her face, but it's only a matter of time before the Johansson brigade tracks down every last one of these cards and burns them to the ground, then Men In Black-ing anyone who's caught a glimpse.