Note: Gavin fully understands the importance of showing respect to elders and elected officials… and ALSO that extraordinary times call for extraordinary measures. In the case of this unspeakably grotesque, unacceptable racist bigot masquerading as a human in the White House… all bets are off. The Chump has earned no respect and we owe none.

Having arrived at the venue early, here is my boy sitting on the tin barrel we brought as disposable furniture, enjoying his hot chocolate, reading The New Yorker:

He literally wants to be a barbarian in a business suit for Halloween.