Microwave

A major Bobcat fan walks into a electronic store in Missoula. He wants to buy a brand new TV and walks over to the clerk closest to him and asks him,” I would like to buy that TV over there.” The clerk says,” I don’t sell to Bobcat fans.” So the fan walks out and comes back the next day as a Portland State fan. He says to the clerk,” I would like to by that TV over there.” The clerk says,” I don’t sell to Portland State fans.” Frustrated the fan comes back the next day as Idaho State fan.”I would like to buy that TV over there,” the fan said. The clerk said again,” I don’t sell to Idaho State fans.” So the fan asks,” You won’t let me buy it as a Idaho State fan or a Portland State fan. So why won’t you?” The clerk waits a few seconds then replies,” Because that’s a microwave.”