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This "Final Fantasy" Cake Makes Literally No Sense

Mike Rougeau is a freelance writer living in Los Angeles, CA. When he's not taking pictures of his dog he's covering video games, technology and entertainment. Follow him on Twitter and Google+ for all the inane ramblings you can handle.

We're all for taking some artistic license when it comes to crafting video game-themed confections, but really? Tidus and Zidane in the same party? And who the hell is Marshall?

Those menus are way too old school for Tidus to even be a twinkle in Square-Enix's collective eye. He's from Final Fantasy X, while Zidane is from Final Fantasy IX, and that menu is very clearly from Final Fantasy VII. Jesus, get your FF facts right, Mr. or Mrs. overly ambitious baker.

Great. Now that we've ripped apart your wonderful creation with our self-conscious nitpicking, all we can think about is cake. And the cake is a lie.