Twenties

[Blind Gossip] This youngish, humorous actor is fairly modest in public, but not so modest in private. He has been bragging to his friends that he was so rich that he could “wipe my ass with twenties” and “light my joints with ones”.

At a recent informal barbecue at his home, one of his friends – who is also an actor, though not as successful – asked if he could borrow a twenty-dollar bill. He disappeared into the house. Several minutes later, he told the host that he had a gift for him, but he would have to come into the house to receive it. Yes, he left the host a smelly gift in the bathroom, topped by the used twenty. The host play-smacked his friend and yelled, “I said my ass, you idiot!” But he did find it funny. Boys.