Quick hits: Wells, toilets and YES

No, this isn’t some odd Sesame Street style game of “One of These Doesn’t Belong.” It is, instead, three short stories all rolled into one post.

David Wells to join TBS broadcast

Outspoken former Yankee David Wells has signed a multiyear deal to join the TBS baseball crew. He’ll be serving as an in-game analysts for TBS’ baseball broadcasts throughout the year. We’ll have to see if he can announce with a hangover as well as he can pitch with one. Ostensibly, he’s replacing Harold Reynolds in the booth, but those are big shoes to fill. I’m going to judge him based on whether or not he thinks Joba should be in the starting rotation.

YES, on FiOS, to be available nationally

Good news with a bad twist for Yankee fans living outside of the New York area: The YES Network has become the first regional sports network to earn national distribution of sorts. As Maury Brown reported earlier today, the HD version of the Yankees Entertainment and Sports Network will be available nationally on Verizon FiOS’ Extreme HD packages. That does not, however, include game broadcasts for either the Yankees or Nets. Baseball’s territorial rules do not permit it.

Toilets for Everyone and an Accessible Stadium

With New York City officially opening two new baseball stadiums this week, the local papers are going all out in their coverage. Yesterday, The Times covered the topic of toilets. New Yankee Stadium will have 30 percent more toilet fixtures than the old park, with the following breakdown: 369 women’s toilets; 98 toilets and 298 urinals for men; and 78 unisex bathrooms for families and luxury suite patrons. I can personally attest to the bathrooms at the new stadium. They’re clean, roomy and much, much nicer than those at the old park.

In other stadium news, Yanks’ COO Lonn Trost and the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York touted the accessibility of the new stadium this afternoon. While the new park had to be ADA-compliant, the federal government has praised the new stadium as going above and beyond the call of duty. Most notable is the accessible paths to the field. Fans in wheelchairs can now enter the field during stadium tours.

“Good news with a bad twist for Yankee fans living outside of the New York area: The YES Network has become the first regional sports network to earn national distribution of sorts. As Maury Brown reported earlier today, the HD version of the Yankees Entertain and Sports Network will be available nationally on Verizon FiOS’ Extreme HD packages. That does not, however, includ”

So YES will be available nationally, but those that live in the dorms at Fordham do not get it! (I get it, but I don’t live in a dorm, yay grad school)

http://www.riveraveblues.com Benjamin Kabak

You can’t get YES in the Fordham dorms? Why not?

http://pinstripealley.com Edwantsacracker

is it a ban on real time game broadcasts? Do you get the encores?

http://actyankee.blogspot.com Matt

Yeah, I don’t get it here despite the entire area getting it.

And Syracuse still sucks.

andrew

We get it over here at my school in new jersey, and we don’t get SNY, which i enjoy, because i can brag to my friends who are mets fan about how they don’t get to watch any games

I have a hunch that Wells won’t be a B-Jobber. Wells has never been one to be beholden to conventional wisdom or those that espouse it. I actually kind of think (hope) that the identity of those who ARE B-Jobbers will make it more likely he’ll take the opposite point of view. Whatever, who knows. Just a hunch.

Ed

While it’s good to hear that the bathrooms are clean, I’d be worried if they weren’t. There have been a whopping two games so far at the stadium, so I’d be worried if that’s all it takes to make them a mess.

http://www.riveraveblues.com Benjamin Kabak

You’d be surprised at what a crowd of fans can do. Apparently, as one of the toilets I used last Sunday demonstrated, fans can’t be bothered to life the toilet seat before pissing all over it even in a new bathroom.