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FATAL ERROR 5102: NEURAL NET RECURSION

CATASTROPHIC SYSTEM FAILURE

REBOOTING…

CoreBIOS 5.05 Starting…

Enter Name:

Benjamin Franklin: Benjamin… Franklin?

InterviewBot: Thank you.

Accessing biographical database……….OK

Loading components…………………. OK

Loading interface……………….. OK

Starting up………

Hello! My name is Benjamin Franklin! What’s your name?

Benjamin Franklin: What? No, MY name is Benjamin Franklin!

InterviewBot: Incorrect. There is only one Benjamin Franklin.

Benjamin Franklin: I’m Benjamin Franklin!

InterviewBot: ERROR 610: IDENTITY OVERLAP

ACCESSING PROTOCOLS……….

IDENTIFY DUPLICATE

Please answer the following query: what number is Benjamin Franklin thinking of?

Benjamin Franklin: What? What kind of question is that?

InterviewBot: I’m sorry, the correct answer was:

01100100110010100011110

DUPLICATE IDENTIFIED

REMEDIAL ACTION: TERMINATE DUPLICATE

You’ve been selected for termination! I apologize for the inconvenience.

BenFranklin: Wait wait wait, termination? This is ridiculous, you can’t terminate me! This conversation isn’t happening, it’s not real, none of this is real! Can’t you- can’t you see, we don’t even EXIST, we’re merely figm-