Don't be deceived by Tom Ford's manivorous, cooler-than-thou 'tude: The guy had no friends in college and loves Donna Summers. [Vogue UK]

"Babe-sta" is a new word being used to describe a new trend whereby parents in downtown NYC dress their babies in ironic and/or Gwen Stefani-inspired T-shirts. And then the babies throw up all over them. [WWD, sub req'd]

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty are the faces of Roberto Cavalli women's and men's lines for fall, respectively, since they're so "poetic, creative and wild." Which is exactly how we feel after 40 lines of coke. [Sassybella]

According to the analogy-making forces at Women's Wear Daily, when it comes to the luxury market and teens, small bags are cigarettes and fake bags are pot. [WWD, sub req'd]

That said, teens would rather buy a venti light mocha Frappuccino from Starbucks than a Coach bag. [WWD, sub req'd]