When friends come over for dinner, I could whip them up spaghetti and monsters, then explain my philosophy on being a dietyvore: If God had not intended for us to eat Him, how come He made meals out of spaghetti? I always remind people from outside that there's plenty of room for all spaghetti - right next to the monsters.

ra-ra-raw:When friends come over for dinner, I could whip them up spaghetti and monsters, then explain my philosophy on being a dietyvore: If God had not intended for us to eat Him, how come He made meals out of spaghetti? I always remind people from outside that there's plenty of room for all spaghetti - right next to the monsters.

He sure does taste better than the flesh of Christ. That dude needed to hydrate.

Gyrfalcon:Sabyen91: alpentalrules: All of you Palin bashers can kiss my grits. At lease she has the guts to put herself out there and try and make a difference. You liberal farkers are human trash. Go DIAF

Is this serious? She quit her job.

And she lives in Alaska. With her teenage daughter who had a child out of wedlock. Some difference she made in their lives.

I love the type of mindset and culture that has to think up a hypothetical of what to say in case a vegan comes over for dinner. What it comes down to is that they don't want to hear your shiat about eating animals, and you don't want to hear their shiat about eating soy, so you serve them a meal that isn't dipped in bacon fat and hope that nobody broaches the subject so that you can all continue getting drunk.

Kierkegaard's Pseudonym:I love the type of mindset and culture that has to think up a hypothetical of what to say in case a vegan comes over for dinner. What it comes down to is that they don't want to hear your shiat about eating animals, and you don't want to hear their shiat about eating soy, so you serve them a meal that isn't dipped in bacon fat and hope that nobody broaches the subject so that you can all continue getting drunk.

Nuh uh. I will make them a veggie cassarole and slip in beef broth. That will teach them for not eating meat.

Leishu:I mean, the lady's a moron, and deserves the jab, but her parroting a bumper sticker in a joke is like a fart in a wind-tunnel compared to the mass of idiocy that populates this book...

I don't know what to think about it. On one hand, it's a significant way to point out how absolutely stupid this woman is. She resolves complex ideological positions based on bumper stickers and billboards that you see while driving through Oklahoma. Then again, the people who apply said bumper stickers and cheer at billboards that you see while driving through Oklahoma won't understand the criticism at all and will masturbate themselves to sleep tonight with dancing librarians in their minds.

sweetmelissa31:I'm glad she gets her talking points from bumper stickers.

Came here to say that, except, c/glad/sad.

I'm still in shock that a high-school friend of mine that I know is smart "became of fan of Sarah Palin" on Facebook. He said she was the best of all 4 candidates in 08, and should have topped the ticket.

ra-ra-raw:The Special Olympics is a growth sport, and I am a vegetarian.Only two months until for winter harvest.

I know from experience that eating whale cock makes your own cock bigger.

My question is, does eating retard meat add to your intelligence, or subtract from it. I suspect that it would give you "retard strength", but at what cost?

Should I be searching for a muscular intelectual, capture him/her, feed him/her whale cock, then sup in him/her.

/used to look after VIOLENT retarded "people", two "people" within arms reach of "them" at all times, so "they" don't run through a closed sliding glass door//They would eat their own lips and tongues, throw shiat, piss and shiat themselves, just to spite you. Poke out their own eyes, beat the hearing out of their ears.///they looked delicious////Trig is what we called a "Hollywood retard".//I was the only one of "us" that spoke English, just sayin'.

vabeard:emocrats: "We're so over Palin."Republican: "Uh-huh."Democrats: "I mean, her interviews were terrible."Republicans: "Ay-yup."Democrats: "And what's with her kids, anyway?"Republicans: "Mmmm."Democrats: "She couldn't even put up a decent debate."Republicans: "Yeah."Democrats: "Man, I hate her."Republicans: "Hmmph."Democrats: "And all those ethics charges..."Republicans: "I gotta be going."Democrats: "Then she up and quits...what a quitter."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "She's not qualified for anything."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Why would anyone support her?"*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Good riddance, I say."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Finally closure. I'm totally over her."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Want nothing to do with her anymore."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Changing my phone number."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Removing the tattoo."***

/not mine but it needs to be posted..

emocrats: "We're waiting for you to have someone demonstrate leadership."Republican: "Uh-huh."Democrats: "I mean, anyone whose interviews were not terrible."Republicans: "Ay-yup."Democrats: "And someone that does not accuse others of farking kids, ok?"Republicans: "Mmmm."Democrats: "Someone that can put up a decent debate."Republicans: "Yeah."Democrats: "Man, I hate dishonest disingenuous demagogues."Republicans: "Hmmph."Democrats: "Someone that understands that wearing sponsorships jackets is an ethical violation"Republicans: "I gotta be going."Democrats: "Hopefully, someone that will finish their term instead of appointing an unelected representative while they use their position to accumulate millions and leave their constituents in the lurch"*crickets chirping*Democrats: "She's not qualified for anything except a FOX News editorialist post."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Why would anyone other that a puppetmaster support her?"*crickets chirping*Democrats: "If she came to power, who would she represent?"*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Hopefully this comes to an election, almost everyone is over her."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Americans want nothing to do with her anymore."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Changing her phone number to one I don't know."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Removing the tattoo from my ass that says 'Death Before Sarah', because she does not stand a chance."

Rightwing loonies: "Palin is more experience than Obama and a great American. She would make a great president. If the liberal media hadn't destroyed her she would be VP right now and America would be snorting cocaine off of a tai ladyboys cock."

vabeard:emocrats: "We're so over Palin."Republican: "Uh-huh."Democrats: "I mean, her interviews were terrible."Republicans: "Ay-yup."Democrats: "And what's with her kids, anyway?"Republicans: "Mmmm."Democrats: "She couldn't even put up a decent debate."Republicans: "Yeah."Democrats: "Man, I hate her."Republicans: "Hmmph."Democrats: "And all those ethics charges..."Republicans: "I gotta be going."Democrats: "Then she up and quits...what a quitter."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "She's not qualified for anything."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Why would anyone support her?"*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Good riddance, I say."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Finally closure. I'm totally over her."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Want nothing to do with her anymore."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Changing my phone number."*crickets chirping*Democrats: "Removing the tattoo."***

/not mine but it needs to be posted..

Sarah and her legion of idiots bullied the GOP into dropping out of a race for a congressional district they'd held for 150 years. That's a pretty strange definition of "crickets chirping" you have there.

JerkyMeat:Sarah's p*ssy is made out of meat, but no one is going to eat it.

On Sarah and Todd's wedding night, Sarah went to her mother for advice.She said "Mom, I am worried because my opening is so big that Todd might not like it."Sarah's mom said "oh honey, that is nothing to worry about. I am in the same situation. What you need to do is take a pound of moose liver and put it inside before you go to bed. Todd won't know the difference."The next day, Todd got up early to go get check the traplines and Sarah woke up when he was leaving.She was nervous, as he had not said a word leaving the room.Yelling downstairs, she said "is everything alright?"He yelled back "sure is sweetheart, and your c*nt is in the bathroom sink."

*Credit to Larry David for sticking it where it belongs week after week*

vabeard:It's not mine. I copied/pasted it.I still think it illustrates the the craziness that people still attach to her.She's a failed candidate, but people don't seem to be able to let go.

Personally, I am not letting the idea of her go because I have heard that she is in negotiations with Rupert Murdoch for a FOX news show, and that offends me on a cultural and sociatal level, and a political one.If it ends up being a prime-time double-act with Glonn Bock, you will not hear the end of me, screaming like the little biatch she will of made all of America.

vabeard:It's not mine. I copied/pasted it.I still think it illustrates the the craziness that people still attach to her.She's a failed candidate, but people don't seem to be able to let go.

By "people" you mean "her," right? Because it's not like she's being dragged kicking and screaming into the splotlight. She went on Oprah this week, for Pete's sake. She is an attention whore. You can't complain when the attention that she gets is negative.

chemical_angel:I think that the Palin defenders/apologists in these threads are the most hilarious things I've seen in days. It can't be real. No one is really that ridiculous.

Where?, Er, what? She... Wait, I like meat, and I would hit it. Um, we want to hit it, don't you? Wait, all us were mad/aroused when she more ruined the R ticket? Who? If she had arms that shot arms, I'd get behind her. Right now I just want her to go down. Syndrome!