catoismymotor (< 20)

Mommy, Government Motors is trying to kill Grandpa! (An attempt at humor)

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First GM decides to spend the last thirty years doing everything wrong. The result? Bankruptcy! Then a gov't takeover. Then the present administration meets resistance to the government option insurance idea with its death panels so they take the next logical step: They are going to find a way to kill your grandparents! Yes! You heard it here first. They want to control healthcare spending by wacking the elderly. How will they do this? I am glad you asked. What is the one sure way to kill an old person besides using a pillow? No, not that. Think again. Yes! They are going to kill grandpa with a Buick! "Wait!", you say ,"How are they going to have so many psycho agents on the steets, in Buicks, waiting to run over old people at pedestrian crossings?!" Oh, my friend, the plot is more simple and evil than that. Your elderly loved ones will control their own fates, their deaths, and maybe even yours should you ride with them in their shiny New Buick!!!

Hey, that's great! Once I learn how to use a clutch, my son-in-law can teach me how to drift. I always wanted to drive a car sideways. I need that "little ole lady from Pasadena" avatar back! Hey, Cato, he lives in your zip code - run! ;)