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Lyrics

He remembers everything he says
It's alright if we forget it.
Cuz He repeats himself every single day
Still I listen to the show.

And did you know that Dwight Howard & Gilbert
are team killers?
Or that Papelbon should not be a Nat
cuz the MVP he choked.

What'd Tone do last night? I can tell you that.
They gathered in his backyard.
Michael grilled some steak, Liz and Kate were there
along with Harley's gnome.
And Chessie nipped at them and paced the fence line too
while Tony tossed the frisbee.
Then she dug a hole and found a small red ball
that appeared to be quite old.
And then it was time for the ball game
And who's on the mound but the Orchid?
But their confidence was not high
Cuz the temps were pretty low.
And I heard he had a cold

(Lovely instrumental break)

I can recommend where to stop for gas
along the streets of Rockville.
And I know where you can get bagels, wine, cheese
and windows for your home.

I know the best restaurants and the traffic routes
but not in Minnesota
Kip tells me it'll snow a thousand miles away.
Why I still listen I don't know
It's local DC radio.
But it never does get old!

Join the conversation

Kristen in Sioux Falls, SDThis show stinks! Yet I love it and this song is perfect!454 days ago.

Luke Overbey in Charleston, SCPacked lyrics and really great performance.464 days ago.

Kj Ohnstad in Red Wing, MNThanks, y'all! Major props to Jason who took my terribly poor edited version of this one and turned it into the seamless version they played on air. 466 days ago.

Anita in Alaska in Anchorage,AKI thought this was funny until I realized I'd listen to 1/2 a podcast I'd already heard 3 weeks ago. Kept thinking I was having Deja vu. I'll do well at The Shady Rest. 468 days ago.

Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VAGoes to show that even with all new experiences, it's still the same old . . . show. Nice!!468 days ago.

joeythejammer in Ellicott City, MDSo great!468 days ago.

mrlip in Springfield, VAWell played KJ! They laughed at Kip...468 days ago.

Jason Fuse in Los AngelesThis is great. Mixing a list of the rather mundane stuff talked about constantly on the show with the relatively repetitive music of this song is brilliant.468 days ago.

Brad Weiss in Williamsburg, VADer Stingle! A nice summation of the whole dumb show.470 days ago.

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