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05/03/2006

When asked by Micheal Musto for an upcoming issue of Out magazine, "Are you a fag hag?" Paris Hilton reportedly replied, "Yeah,"..."Gay guys are more fun and they dress better and they're usually hotter. All the hot ones are gay."

Of course, considering the heiress refers to 9/10 of existence's totality by using the word "hot," the sentiment would seem to lack a bit of credence. Although it certainly is nice to know she's in our corner. It makes us feel somehow...safer.

It's unclear if arch rival Nicole Richie will put forth an even more gay-friendly statement to trump Paris' queer-positive "tat." We do, however, know one or more lesbians who'd quite like to see such a "tit."