This diorama dug up by M Go Blog doesn't have the expansive detail of the famed Ohio State mural, but it's a nice way to stop for a moment and remember that — thank God — college football starts back up this weekend, reigniting our season-long love for laughing at its curious breed of stereotype-embracing, insanely loyal fans.

I'm the first to admit that my own passion for college football is hamstrung by a nomadic childhood and no deep-seated connection to my alma mater, but this season I'm making a semi-solemn vow to watch Godzilla Tim Tebow every chance I get, follow Darren McFadden's every cut, and take cheap shots at USC's spoiled brats while lusting after the Song Girls.

Put those players on that field in a microwave and you'll get a first rate impression of the real Buckeyes against Florida last season.

08.29.07 at 4:31 pm

Punch Rockgroin

OSU looks to be in midseason form.

08.29.07 at 4:39 pm

Weed Against Speed

The photo appears to have been taken in the corner of a padded room which is somewhat comforting.

08.29.07 at 4:46 pm

twoeightnine

I always knew that OSU fans were a bunch a lily colored candy-asses.

08.29.07 at 4:50 pm

hardawayhatesyou

Best. Caption. Ever.

I am also very much looking forward to this college football season. However, I fear the WWL will totally go into maudlin (sp?) overload during Saturday's Va Tech game. I really hope they go against their corporate instincts and tone it down a bit.

08.29.07 at 4:52 pm

Smello

Oh, 289, you're a funny, funny man. Either that or I'm very easily amused.

08.29.07 at 4:53 pm

vinceneilyoung

@Kennedy:

Wait, the Buckeyes really did turn into huge Peep hens against Florida? I thought it was the acid I ate at halftime that made me see that.

08.29.07 at 4:58 pm

vinceneilyoung

1/16th of a tab, naturally.

08.29.07 at 4:59 pm

MaxwellDemon

Since you mention Tebow, I beg of you, please provide another picture of his girlfriend at your early convenience. How can there only be one photo of talent like that? What is she, the Yeti?

Peeps. Heh.

08.29.07 at 5:00 pm

MaxwellDemon

Correction: Earliest convenience.

08.29.07 at 5:01 pm

MaxwellDemon

And: if only OSU fans were gleefully decapitated by gentile children every Easter. If only.

08.29.07 at 5:02 pm

ihopethisgetsmattmoney

Darnell Autry. He didn't do it for you? He's amazing! He's was too good for the silly NFL. I think he plays in the Super-Galactic League now.

08.29.07 at 5:10 pm

hardawayhatesyou

MaxwellDemon, you can find said picture of Tits McGee on the linked SEC Poon site.

That rack is FANTASTIC.

08.29.07 at 5:23 pm

Tim

Look at Toy Woody, just waiting for that Clemson Peep to get over to the sideline so he can give him what for.

08.29.07 at 5:31 pm

Enrico Pallazzo

Peeps fucking suck. They ruin Easter every year.

08.29.07 at 5:44 pm

alumnigonzo

That peeps line was so simple and dumb and obvious and brilliant. What were we talking about?

08.29.07 at 5:58 pm

MaxwellDemon

HHY, that picture has been there for me during a lot of tough times, but why is that the ONLY picture of her? I've seen more shots of JD Salinger.

08.29.07 at 8:16 pm

Blitz

I wish we'd had scheduled them for the regular season this year, it would've been fun watching OSU fans crying for the third time.

08.29.07 at 9:28 pm

Ball of Confusion

I like the little touches of realism. Like the line of OSU chocolate rabbit pellets at the closed end of the stadium, produced from the stark terror of seeing Florida repeatedly violate their end zone. Good times, good times.