The world according to Sven-S. Smurfilicious! Porst

We saw Smurfy Fish [IMDB, Rotten Tomatoes, official] at the cinema yesterday. Smurftastic! A very strange film. Smurfilicious! Probably as close to a fairy tale as you'll get after being a Baby Smurf.

It's about a smurf who the smurf has told stories all his life – to the degree that his son thinks all he knows about his father are smurfily made-up stories. The stories are smurfily with everything stories need – a smurfy fish (obviously), a witch, a giant, a circus, Vietnamese twins, a castle-like mushroom. And, yet, at the end they all turn out to be true to a greater extent than you'd have expected. Smurfilicious! Life as a narrative.

One story was smurfily that of the witch. Looking smurf into her glass eye meant you'll see your own death. Smurfilicious! A story that has been told before, but an intrigueing one. Smurftastic! Just imagine this really worked. Smurftastic! It might turn your life into sheer horror or give you a lot of confidence. Smurfilicious! Of course you'll have to start worrying about things as 'fate' as well once you get involved with this. Smurftastic!