Doug Barry

The first few seconds of this video are sort of like the first half of Jaws, if Jaws were about something adorable (a large manatee named Skipper) that wanted to give hugs to all the bathers in Amity — the anticipation of actually seeing Spunky (the featured piglet) over the rim of the sink his caretaker has placed him in is almost unbearable. What I'm saying is that my fingernails have been reduced to nubbins. I'm also pretty sure that Spunky isn't too thrilled to be trapped in a porcelain hellpit on whose slippery walls his little hooves can find no purchase.