The Best #sghaze Jokes On Twitter

All across Singapore, locals here have adopted a simple 3-step process to tackle the persistent haze this week: #1 Stopping whatever they’re doing, #2 Whipping out their phone, #3 Tweeting a complaint about it. Bonus points for effort: some take it one step further by attaching a picture of their VSCO Fade +12 surroundings. Truly the mark of a first-world nation.

While Singaporeans may be predictable, our national pastime (no, not eating… the other one) of complaining is expressed through a variety of ways – some more entertaining than others. We present to you: the best jokes on Twitter about the sigh-inducing haze. Just try not to breathe in too much of this unhealthy air while giggling.

Find out more about the “We Breathe What We Buy” campaign that environmental group @WWF have been talking about here. “Talking about” is a nice way to put it… they’ve really been auto-replying to all mentions of the haze on Twitter.