Friday, August 3, 2012

Les Chic, Les Chien (Week Six)

Each week, I review one hundred looks, half of which induce the phonetic uh-mey-zing and half of which induce more violent vomit than the night Jake chose Vienna. With this series (translation: the cool, the rotten), you will ascertain, via my eyes, why an ensemble should spend an evening as your apparel or why an ensemble should spend an evening inside a nondescript box whose ultimate destination is the Salvation Army.

Khloe Kardashian-Odom dazzled in this gorgeous white dress while attending a 'Hpnotiq Harmonie' event on August 2. Sporting her luscious dark locks and fab white manicure, Mrs. Odom mingled this ultra chic and sexy look with some amazing Christian Louboutin heels. I know I have mentioned before how flawless Khloe truly is, but she totally has us turning heads this week. Kim who? Bible!

I was pondering the idea that Lindsay Lohan could begin a new life and possibly walk down a less destructive road. But, forgive me for thinking those thoughts. After this abhorrent, offensive, and rather LARGE wardrobe malfunction, I seriously want to shed tears. How could you look at those pitiful jean shorts and think to yourself "Those are so rad, I must purchase." Instead, I look at those and think "Those are so... well, those have never been in season. How dare someone design such an upsetting pair of shorts." Lilo, please get yourself some honest help, and this time I am talking fashion!

My Story

I am a licensed esthetician and aesthetician. My style varies from boho chic to classic with a modern twist. I have a love for celebrities like Rachel Zoe, Lady Gaga, Lauren Conrad, Katy Perry, Rihanna and the Kardashians, to name a few. I've been told that I look like Ashley Greene, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Sophia Bush, Camille Belle or a Kardashian. You make the call. I have a serious obsession with the beach, a healthy lifestyle, skincare, the Red Sox and anything to do with fashion. I put my faith and trust in God, who constantly provides me strength. Most importantly, I continue to focus and work with my love of fashion not only for myself but for my late grandfather who inspired me to live my dreams and never give up.