A condition one suffers should they battle at unacceptable levels. Symptoms of battleitis include regularly attending venues dominated by the malesex, high susceptibility to basic scams, inability to stomach large volumes of alcohol and inability to navigate routine social situations.

Coyt: "Oath man, what the fuck is the go with Mort these days? He's a shadow of what he once was..."
Wally: "There can be no doubt that he's come down with a severe case of battleitis. It will affect one in four people at some stage of their life you know."