SONIC: (falls over) Whoa. I didn't realize Amy was so hot. (Nose starts to bleed.) I think my nose is bleeding.DAN: (hands Sonic a tissue) Congradulations, Sonic. Welcome to the family.SONIC: (holds tissue to his nose) What family?DAN: The family of people who think Amy Rose is hot.SONIC: All right.AMY: (blushes) Whoa Dan I didn't know you thought I was hot!DAN: You are. Very. Hot. I seriously want to see you nude.SONIC: That's it, you're dead!DAN: Oh s**t!AMY: SONIKuu! He has a right to think I'm hot!SONIC: She's mine! Mine, I tell you!

FIVE MINUTES LATER...(Dan is hiding in a pool and Sonic finds him.)DAN: Haha! I'm in a pool now, so you can't catch me! (Takes a bite out of a piece of toast.)SONIC: Well, I'm going to steal your toast now. (Steals Dan's toast.)DAN: HEY! GIMME BACK MY TOAST!!!SONIC: You're going to have to get out of the pool to get your toast back!DAN:SONIC: OMGZ YOU AREN'T WEARING A SWIMSUIT ARE YOU?!DAN: Yup, I'm nude. I like to hang out with my wang out, dude! NOW GIMME BACK MY TOAT!AMY: (runs up to Sonic) Sonic, give Dan his toast back!SONIC: Uh-uh! I'm gonna eat your toast! (Runs away.)DAN: Well, it looks like I'm going to have to get out of the pool and chase Sonic, and I'm nude, and that will be weird, so Amy... Do me a favor and nude up.AMY: WTFDAN: Wat?! It will be less weird for me!AMY: Well, I guess you're right. (Takes off swimsuit.)DAN: APRIL FOOLS! (Gets out of pool, he is wearing swim trunks.) I'm wearing swim trunks!AMY: Well, this situation couldn't get less awkward.DAN: Hey Sonic! AMY'S NUDE!SONIC: (runs up to Amy with camera) Gigity-gigity-gigity-gigity-let's have sex! (Starts taking pictures of Amy nude.)

THE NEXT DAY...DAN: It's too bad that Amy broke up with you.SONIC: I know, but at least I have these pictures of her.DAN: (grabs pictures) Hey, Sonic! If you flip these pictures really fast, it will look like a movie!SONIC: Ah sweet, man!