Praise Cheesus, It’s The Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press

No longer will you need to create fake images of deities on your food to sell on eBay. The Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press will easily burn an image of Jesus on your lunch — although it might lower the minimum bid significantly.

The Grilled Cheesus is available at The Foodiggity Shop. Check one out… It’s what Baby Jesus would’ve wanted.