Reminds me in some way of my Wonder Woman (all the above plus any of her characteristics)

Five things I say a lot:

“Nothing is an awe-inspiring yet essentially undigested concept… ” and the rest of the P.L. Heath piece until I get the point across that “Nothing” is rarely an appropriate response to a query.

Would you like an apple or cherry pie with that; fries or a shake?” (No, never worked at McDonalds)

I’m sorry. (Well, probably need to say it more often, especially after #1)

Wanna buy a vowell?

What was your first clue, Sherlock?

And here’s where I deliberately introduce a viral mutation in this “meme”—when you post your “Five Things” take the top name/link off the list of five below and add your blogname/link at the bottom spot.

Then trackback—if you can–to the “meme” post of the person who tagged you to let ‘em know you high- (or low-) fived the thing. (If your blog interface doesn’t “do” trackbacks, you can get a free account at Haloscan or use the Whizbang! Trackback tool.) Not necessary, but a nice touch, I think.