Ahem.. excuse me!Can I have the attention of the class for one second?

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straightbut I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone elseCause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a beltGot pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits offAnd smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris KrossI smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my assfaster than a fat bitch who sat down too fastC'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!)I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive(Huh yup!) Am I comin or goin? I can barely decideI just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)All my life I was very deprivedI ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide(Whoops!) Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere)When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fitsHOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!)YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!)I lay awake and strap myself in the bed Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had