Pizza Hut should be nowhere near that list - their pizzas are foul, and the staff are a fucking disgrace, WITHOUT exception. Dominoes should be up there, but behind the greatest of the pizza take-away joints, Papa John's.

Lots of "Hi, I'm so-and-so, I hope you have a great evening tonight", then checking up on you every thirty seconds to make sure you're still having a great time and haven't choked on your buffet. (I'm sure you're not this irritating, Piwi.)

Each restaurant gets a mystery customer at least once a month who scores the waiter on how well they do. It doesn't mark you on anything other than how well you follow a set of instructions on how to serve a table. When they are being super cheesey it's because they might well be bollocked if they aren't.

The worst part is though when you actually give really good service, but the kitchen, managers and basically everyone but yourself fucks up. So you end up with a bad score and everyone acts like the only person to blame is you...dicks.

in Brixton market. I couldn't imagine finding a better pizza in the UK. Think they've just opened a restaurant in Chiswick too. Sublime Pizzas, every ingredient comes from a source of the highest qulity.