I'm tossing my own one in the fray of my Belle (also I appreciate the Pupper haiku, Korky, and Hood's is very correct, as I am the finest and I'm destined to command her)
Northern hooligan
Pride hides lack of confidence
Falshaw's Manchester

It was a single crewman who was promptly reassigned to a minelayer.
How much stuff on the ship can a Belle sense? Can she only keep track of her captain, or can she figure out where every sailor is on the ship and what they're doing?

Hello? 911? Yes, my heart just stopped. Hm? Oh, I just saw this adorable chibi of Velasco from VB. Yep. Straight diabeetus. How long? Ok, I'll start writing my will. What's the official name for it? Death by Cuteness, gotcha. Yep, swing by in an hour, I should be properly dead by then. Mmhmm. Thanks

Here's some of the Royal Navy's Jack Speak:
https://owlcation.com/humanities/JackSpeak---The-Language-of-the-Royal-Navy-
http://www.hmscarysfort.co.uk/MessageBoard/Naval Expressions.htm
Be warned, it's naval slang therefore some is offensive