Re: Wedding Speaches

Daphne: I, Daphne Moon, take you, Niles Crane, as my husband. I promise you my fidelity and my support, my laughter and my tears, my constant friendship and my unending love, as long as we both shall live.

Niles: I, Niles Crane, do take thee, Daphne Moon, as my wife. I vow to you my fidelity and my support, my honour and my respect, my honesty and my protection. You are my comfort, my joy, and my one true love. I will cherish you all the days of my life, and treasure the journey which has brought us to this most wonderful, perfect place.

Re: Wedding Speaches

I would like to thank Jennifer because Antonio ( my cuz)is no longer beating me up. Id like to thank Veronica( his sis) for not beating me up as much as she used to. I'd like to thank hygie and maro (their other bro and sis) for over 20 years of sympathy and support. Uncle Tonyo, Aunti Iz ( parents)I'd like to thank you for stretching Ant to 6'2 - Im going to stretch my own kids. Ms. Brides mother : it is obvious where jenefir got her charm. Mr. Brides father - Im sure she got a lot of good qualities fro.m you too. I hope antonio and Jennifer have many kids and I hope they beat up my own.

Mind you I was crocked.

I really really wana do something funny if I can. If not then I shouldn't try but I got 2 weeks so I think I could come up with something

Your family names sound like evil villains on The Maxx.

Originally Posted by amyzzz

Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.