Paris to Write Another Book We Won’t Read

We didn’t realize Paris knew how to hold a pencil much less type on a keyboard, but apparently that’s one of her many passions. She has so many talents! So of course P has just gotta write another book, after fans went crazy for her first masterpiece, Confessions of an Heiress. Her literary agent confirms that a manuscript is in the works, but that it’s probably not going to be a “prison diary.” That’s cool with us! We’re more interested in reading about what it feels like to get extensions put in and what it’s like to tan for a month straight. You know – the interesting, nitty-gritty stuff in Paris’ life. [24/Sizzler. Image: Getty]