Wednesday, September 03, 2014

I'm Going To Go Ahead And Say "His Bald Scalp"

I don't know why it took me so long to notice George Will's really weird wig, but now that I have, I can't un-see it. Has it always been that obvious, or is it just looking particularly laughable lately? Honestly, this is like the department store sketch from Monty Python.

Looking through recent pictures, this seems to be a new... thing? It kind of freaks me out.

Isn't there just a peg inserted into the top of his skull that allows him to mix and match depending on occasion and outfit? Looks like on the way out the door, he picked up the Ralph Lauren Picnic in the Hamptons by mistake.