Glad to put me 'n front of yor grreatly illuminated persons as Oy am, a humble Pastafari'n Pirate trying to find the happiness ('nd the booty, or two) in the cruise.

Oy hav readed most of this topic, and the bunch of Arrrggh, Yarrr, is smnthin'g tha Oy have to practeese.Have iouuur blesseed ones in mind that Oy am a prroud Spaniard (Kasteeyeean, or Castillian) and neith-er the 'nzient engleesh or thee moredern one arrre my mother languitch. Which is thee reasong that Oy introdeuz mayshelf. BUt Oy rec-easted jet at prrroporr lokation.

But a Pirate, for the FSM glory.

Hope that my firrrst at-temp with the pirrate language here hash not be lower than the occasion deeserf.

Will serrrrrch for the topic to name my boat, Oy have maybe nor the faster nor the deadliest but a mainmast watchtower with cold beer so high that see you come by with enough time to advice the cooker.

Avast, ye' fellow salty seadogs! I be' The Random One, lover o' all things random, o' all things pasta, an' n' parrkultur.......pkiti.......parlitic........Arrrhhh, best be forgetin' 'bout that. I be wonderin' if ere' be any tricks teh' this trade n' this ere' part o' the high seas!

"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.May you be forever touched by His Noodly ApendageGlob blessR'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

Yarr, I be a most unconventional pirate o' sorts. I still be peruze......persus........persuaded......Arrhhhh, best be forgetin' 'bout that un' too. I still be travlin' the High Seas, but me d' it n' a strange manARRHH. I be usin' this ere' flyin' pirate ship( points to a UH-1 "Huey") at' teh' FSM did grant me enough o' at' green stuff teh' aquiry....aquirl......akuire......Arrrhh, I be 'orrible at this.Avast, I still be avein' one problem, per say. The FSM did not inform me o' teh' fact that this ere' flyin' pirate ship requires fuel, o' which I don' ave' enough ,er, wealth teh' purchase. 'Cause o' this, I ave' teh' sail teh' seas loik on' o' ye' normal scallywags 'till I ave' enough cash the buy fuel for me flyin' pirate ship which His Noodlyness did 'low me to receive. I 'ope teh' be o' some worth (an' comedic relief) while I be workin' tworads me goal.

"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.May you be forever touched by His Noodly ApendageGlob blessR'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.May you be forever touched by His Noodly ApendageGlob blessR'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.

"Sonny, did we land or did we get shot down?"- my grandmother to an airline pilot.Pasta is not "an" art, it is the art. Any Italian(whom I think are second only to pirates, though that is not my call to make) can attest to that. It is unfortunate that a vast majority of them have forsaken His Noodlyness whom gave them His Saucy Knowledge of how to make great pasta in the first place.May you be forever touched by His Noodly ApendageGlob blessR'amen

*WARNING* SUDDEN, UNEXPECTED RANDOMNESS WILL OCCUR IN THE VICINITY OF THIS PERSON.