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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

A dime bag is 4-5 rocks in the local market, depending on the size of the rocks.

Not sure about the supply/demand curve in that part of Florida. When there are a lot of dealers in the immediate area, the quantity goes up. Given that the "dealer" was delivering to the customer (not the norm for most markets where you have to find your connection on the corner), the amount is probably less than 4-5 rocks.

1. "Additional officers posed as parents in the lobby and made sure no students were nearby..." - and I’m sure none of them figured out what happened for at least a half a milli-second.

2. "Giancola will be placed on paid administrative leave until school officials can investigate, school district spokesman Steve Hegarty said." - I'm sure this is just some big mis-understanding, so no reason to stop paying the guy.