I don't think it has a snowball's chance of passing, but I'll do some selective irradiation just in case.

"Facebook is like a locker room with all the players screaming at each other how much they have to win and then forgetting they have to take the field and actually play the gawddamn game." -- D.A. Ridgely

"The widescale use of self-checkout machines in our state's grocery stores is part of a deliberate corporate strategy that relies on automation to reduce labor costs and eliminate jobs," Oregon AFL-CIO President Tom Chamberlin said in a statement.

Wow, no shit? I hope next thing the AFL-CIO goes after is those monsters in the construction industry who use heavy construction equipment instead of just hiring an army of guys with shovels.

I sort of feel like a sucker about aspiring to be intellectually rigorous when I could just go on twitter and say capitalism causes space herpes and no one will challenge me on it. - Hugh Akston

"The widescale use of self-checkout machines in our state's grocery stores is part of a deliberate corporate strategy that relies on automation to reduce labor costs and eliminate jobs," Oregon AFL-CIO President Tom Chamberlin said in a statement.

Wow, no shit? I hope next thing the AFL-CIO goes after is those monsters in the construction industry who use heavy construction equipment instead of just hiring an army of guys with shovels.

We can't have electric light until we deal with the impact to the candle makers!