Black Money Clip

The wallet has had a monopoly on our pockets for far too long. It's reign of tyranny is coming to an end! The revolution begins today, friends... with the introduction of this Black Money Clip! Do you really need to keep that business card for sink repair with you at all times? How about that old scrap of paper that promises you a free guitar lesson? Will you ever really redeem that card for a free sandwich (when you still need at least twelve punches)? The answer is NO. It's time to get with the money clip. It's sleek, stylish, and and best of all, simple! Keeping cash on you has never made so much sense. You hear that, Wallet? Your days are numbered.