Note: The following storyline appears as both a parody and a sick tribute to one of the author's favorite television programmes, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. I have it on good authority that readers unfamiliar with the show will enjoy the following comics. Those who are familiar with the show, but who hate it will also enjoy the following comics. Fans of the show will enjoy the following comics, too.

In fact, 100% of those surveyed enjoyed the following comics.

Addendum to Note: Special thanks go out to all my friends, family, and graft-accepting readers for their enthusiastic participation in the survey.