While a slew of Golden Globes were just bestowed upon the darlings of the Hollywood Foreign Press for their film and television work throughout the year, we at TIME wanted to acknowledge the best performances of the broadcast itself. Like best humblebrag or man-samurai bun — a shockingly stiff competition. So behold: the real winners and losers of the Golden Globes.

Best Self-Serving Interview Question: Matt Lauer for asking Michael J. Fox if he liked having him and Savannah Guthrie cameo in the premiere of his new show.

Best Speech: “Yeah bitch, thank you.” — Aaron Paul for Breaking Bad

Best Humblebrag: While accepting her award for best actress, Amy Adams said that when she first moved to LA she thought, “I don’t know, maybe I’ll get a commercial or something.” Mmk.

I look forward when further evolution takes place and the quote in question in the Huffington Post article about Tina Fey´s jab (joking) to Amy Poehler becomes: "There´s a special place in Hell for women who impose their will, behavior and prejudices on other women without regard to that woman´s independence, individuality and right to make decisions for herself, particularly given that women in the past have been the object of oppression by other factors." So sad when the oppressed become their own oppressors and cannot see the forest from the trees. In short, they know not what they do.