Re: A short story...

I agree...petstore employess are fun. I was at a store in the reptile section, and the one girl that worked there had a mouse, so, seeing a mouse in the reptile section, I asked her whose dinner that was. The horrified look on her face was priceless! I thought she was going to start crying. I still giggle when I think about it.

It's the most fun to mess with petstore employees. The other day I was in Petland buying pinkies and the one employee had to show the girl at the register what they were because she'd never seen them. I held my dog up and told her that we were buying them because our puppy only feeds on the flesh of the living.:The funny thing is that the dog actually does like to eat mice and steals them from us.:I can never manage to tell anyone that the snake I'm holding is venomous with a straight face, though, no matter how many times I'm asked that.