Rain to star in Enter the Dragon remake

Green Hornet isn’t the only Bruce Lee vehicle being modernized in the United States. His last complete movie before his death, Enter the Dragon, will now get a noir remake dubbed Awaken the Dragon. It will be a contemporized drama about “a lone FBI agent who pursues a rogue Shaolin monk into the bloody world of underground martial arts fight clubs,” according to First Showing. And it seems they’ve already decided who will play Bruce Lee’s part – Korean megastar Rain. Since they haven’t found the right actor for the FBI agent, we’d like to make a recommendation: Steven Colbert. You know you’d watch it.