A friend showed me this comic, and her comment was: ‘If this starred Summer Glau, it would be AWESOME—except for the fact that it is Michael Bay, maybe. I see it taking the shape of “River Tam beats up everyone”: “Summer Glau eats a bowl of porridge and promptly beats up 3000 cyborg bears with a spoon.”’

I love how the chicken looks with that hair. It’s SO golden! In fact, it’s so bright it should reflect the sun and blind the bears (LOTR reference, much?) so she can either flee or attack with the magical exploding spoon hidden in her overalls. 🙂