No woman who occasionally questions her worth should...

No woman who occasionally questions her worth should forget the claim of the late zillionaire Aristotle Onassis: ''If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.''

Client asks if the Best Man ever has a spoken line at a wedding. Not unless it's: ''What ring?''

A bartender of considerable experience contends the most common comment of a man alone in a cocktail lounge is: ''I don't know how you remember all those drinks. I can't even . . .,'' so on. Most common comment of a man who walks in with another man, he says, is: ''I'll take a scotch and soda (or whatever) and give my father here anything he wants.'' He claims nobody ever says anything new in bars.

In a traditional Japanese meal, there's no dessert course.

Federal employees take 60 percent more sick leave days than do private industry employees. And 40 percent more vacation days. Recent computer runs turned up these averages, too.

Q. One mammal in the United States has more teeth than any other. Name it. A. The possum -- with 50.

Sir, if you follow today's pattern, you'll spend 20 percent of your life in retirement. Any plans?

Bell Labs on average gets a patent a day.

Another way you can separate the white of an egg from the yolk is break the egg into a small funnel. White goes through, yolk doesn't.