The Toilet Paper Industry is killing people!

There is a horrible genocide going on, and it's happening in your city. It's happening in your neighborhood. It may very well be happening in your house, right now!

When a man ejaculates, he releases an average of 200 million potential human beings into the world. When those beings aren't released into a female, every single one of those human beings will die! 200 MILLION PEOPLE DEAD! And the toilet paper industry is helping these genocidal despots in their masturbation del muerte, wiping away entire civilizations like so much spilled fruit juice. We must stop the genocide now! As many an expert has said: "Those are human beings in the earliest stages of their natural development. You were one once; I was one once."