I'm starting to come around to this new GI Joe movie. I'd like to say it had something to do with the director, or the script, or the potential for thoughtful commentary on the nexus of politics and armed intervention in a post 9/11 world.
But really, it has more to do with this:

And, a little of this:

Yo, Joe.

Seriously, this movie is like 94 per cent asses and armoured boobs. Which, actually, I don't have a huge problem with. And if you're wondering about the last 6 per cent, that's 4 per cent Snake Eyes and 2 per cent Marlon Wayans and some guy named Dennis Quaid. Go here for more pics of the whole cast.