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Sexy Shirtless Ron Paul Photos Ignite America’s Hearts

Consider yourself aroused, America: libertarian heartthrob Ron Paul has sent out a special present of topless photos for all of you, on his Facebook page. FINALLY the primary season is starting to get HOTTT, so all of you, stop what you are doing right now and ogle Ron Paul. He is as buff and shirtless as presidential material gets, which means ANTE UP everyone else in the GOP field (except you, Newt).

We hope this becomes the new standard for presidential campaign photos. Business suits: they are so 2004.

Good thing he didn't tweet it, or they'd be calling for his resignation.

elviouslyqueer

Worst. Tales From the Crypt. Poster. EVER.

CapeClod

It would be amusing if that shot was taken at a public swimming pool.

SayItWithWookies

Would you settle for Rand Paul riding the DC Metro? Right after he voted against funding it, of course.

MildMidwesterner

I can only assume he lost his shirt in the free market.

freakishlywrong

I think I see the invisible hand pushing that baby on the raft. That, or it's his claw.

Negropolis

It's also the place in which he lost his marbles.

fuflans

again with the babies. always with ron paul and the babies.

it's unseemly.

carlgt1

can someone please photoshop Ayn Rand in the pool with him (preferably face down)

PS – if anyone wants a good laugh on the nadir of America (at the teabagger illiteracy level) – check out Roger Ebert's facebook page and all the illiterate angry posts because Ebert "dared" make a tweet about drunk driving & Ryan Dunn's death.

fuflans

i saw some of that last night when i too was drunk but only driving on the internets.

i actually don't know who that ryan guy is though.

carlgt1

oh jeez, facebook actually took down ROGER EBERT's facebook page due to angry complaints from the oddly hypersensitive "Jackass" fans. All Ebert said was the mildly wonkettish "friends don't let jackasses drive drunk." And that unleashed the hordes of hell defending the honor & sanctity of a guy who shoved Matchbox cars up his ass for fame & fortune…

Tommmcattt

To be fair, it does take a certain genius to get paid for something like that.

carlgt1

he seemed like a great guy to drink with — but not drive home with afterwards….

GOPCrusher

It's safe to say, he won't be on Jackass 4, and the world will probably be a better place for it.

SexySmurf

Hey! Who Photoshopped a picture of Obama's head onto my body?

Nothingisamiss

You know what OTHER part of Obama's body I want on mine?

nounverb911

At least he isn't wearing a Speedo.

SorosBot

Ron Paul's telling the baby not to worry, the family will make sure to raise her to be a total crackpot who's obsessed with gooooold and wants to repeal the Civil Rights Act but is totally not a racist.

"Whaley" Barbour released his beach picture today. He was breaching; you can see the little harpoon scars if you look closely. You are advised, however, to not look closely, as retinal scarring may occur.

OneDollarJuana

Was he dripping a bit of BP oil?

freakishlywrong

Nah, just a bit of food mousse.

genxr

Damn. How many mooses did he eat?

DaRooster

Is that the pool that's for sale?

Beetagger

What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem.

PsycWench

Ron Paul, I hate to tell you but your combover did not survive immersion.

Thank you, Kirsten, for that proviso. If pointless meatsack and dandruff-sufferer Newt Gingrich ever disrobes for a camera then I will need two glass eyes and a white-tipped cane.

Thurman Munster IV

I think I can speak for everyone here on the Wonkette that no one wants to see wet dripping Santorum photos.

jqheywood

So frothy…so frothy…

DaRooster

Honestly… who has more fun than Ron Paul…
Sheesh, lighten up Grumpy, you're in a pool… and what's with the glasses?

horsedreamer_1

On the left photo, Michael Caine. On the right photo, Morris Chestnutt.

EatsBabyDingos

Scene 2:

Ron says to the child: "I'm going to dump you into the water now, and you will either sink or swim. Don't expect me to bail you out, though, because if you sink, you just aren't trying hard enough. Only witches and good Americans float."

nounverb911

His granddaughter is Christine O'Donnell?

SudsMcKenzie

That baby should be floating on gold bars.

MrFizzy

Quick, get a net – it's one of those deep-sea creatures that washed up after the latest tsunami, genus Insanicus Paulerii, known for selective blindness and an incredibly annoying voice.

kissawookiee

Guys generally go with a "need a wheelbarrow to haul my nuts around" metaphor, but if he wants to run with "need a raft to gently bob my moobs upon the waters," I say more power to you, sir. More power to you.

Just think how much more efficient the grocery industry would be if we didn't have multiple stores at every major intersection. And think of the money they waste on marketing! It's not fair that only rich people have beluga caviar.

Oh, and those private enterprise stores sell food that is bad for us.

Yes, once we Barrymart, we will all eat better and for less money!

DashboardBuddha

Is today douchebag day? It must be douchebag day 'cuz you're, you know, acting like a douchebag.

Oh, and

"Yes, once we Barrymart"

Barrymart is a verb? Lol.

Noman

Don't you agree that having individual private companies (run by wealthy executives) provide our food is just not right? Why should the rich get the best food? And why do we allow those execs to waste money on marketing and on unhealthy products.

Yep, when we have Barrymart, we can get rid of those evil capitalist grocery stores. Our food supply is too important to leave up to the free market.

baconzgood

Yeah that's right ADM doesn't need regulated. Listen idiot. The government already gives HUGE subsidies to agribusiness. Did you always have shit for brains or did you have to have a special procedure, and was that procedure an out patient thing? FARMING IS AND HAS BEEN GOVERNMENT SPONSORED FOR DECADES IN THIS COUNTRY and companies don't want to change that! I know this because I WORK FOR HEINZ!!!!

DashboardBuddha

Dude…if the next meteorite misses our planet by as wide a margin that you're missing the point, we might just survive.

Noman

First, it's not a meteorite unless it survives impact with the earth's surface. So the basis of your statement is an impossibility. By definition, no meteorite has EVER missed the earth.

Second, in interstellar terms, changing the path of a meteor or asteroid by only an incredibly small amount would, as the body passed through space, alter its course by a very large distance.

Even without the fundamental error you made concerning meteorites, your statement is meaningless – and totally unbecoming to an arrogant, elitist libunatic.

Listen….Why don't you talk to me when you've spent 22 years in industrial agribusiness. K? Cause right now…..Well your coming off as pretty dumb about the industry in which I've been employed for a long time. You sound like Bill-O with "why does Earth have one moon and Mars have none".

Noman

"Why don't you talk to me when you've spent 22 years in industrial agribusiness."

NOBODY TALK TO BACONZGOOD UNLESS YOU'VE SPENT 22 YEARS IN INDUSTRIAL AGRIBUSINESS, 'K, even when the subject is not agribusiness.

baconzgood

It is agribusiness. OH that's right grocery stores don't have food in them. It's like plant is to a pot. Moron. It is the subject. Grocery stores DON'T grow their own food do they? Farmers are given money to grow (and sometimes not to grow) food. That keeps prices from going up and down to much and keeps the market sound during late frosts. The farmers then SELL that to markets. Ever notice how pretty every grocery store has about the same prices? Hmmmmmm. ALMOST SEEMS ORGANIZED THAT WAY HUH? BECAUSE IT IS? You should know this because I'm guessing that your profession is putting peaches on the shelves.

You do understand the difference between production, distribution, and retailing, right?

It is unreasonable to assert that a professional in one area knows all the other areas equally well.

It is also unreasonable to assert that one link of a sophisticated supply chain completely controls all the other links.

baconzgood

Yes and in a 10 billion dollar company there is cenergy where all aspects of the supply chain managment are considered. Your argument is: Ice has NOTHING to do with hockey. However, I never claimed that I "(kenw) all the other areas equally well". I do know more than about it than most do (you tend to pick up things here and there about lateral industries that directly affect yours). Why can't you right wingers ever say "yeah, since you do work in that field and I don't, you probally know more about it than I do"? If we were speaking of your profession and I was spewing misinformation I'd be glad to have someone correct me so I don't look dumb in the future.

"Yes and in a 10 billion dollar company there is cenergy where all aspects of the supply chain managment are considered."

Cenergy?

Ask for your money back from the MBA program at CMU and from the English department at your undergrad school.

baconzgood

Oh and as for one link of a supply chain completely controling others……THAT IS THE CURRENT THEORY IN SUPPLY CHAIN MANAGEMENT REGARDING WHY THE JIT STRATEGY WON'T WORK. This is why major companies will never go JIT. This isn't my field but once again I "picked it up" around the water cooler. So now I am left with one of two opinions of you; A) you don't have the slightest idea what your talking about or B) incorrect vocabulary. Either way the Free Lesson Window is now closed. Listen It would work better for you if you stopped reading Any Rand and Glenn Beck (fiction) and started reading some non-fiction. Introduction to Supply Chain Management is a start (it's a text book but breaks it down well).

__kth__

Politically I find Ron Paul tiresome, but I hope my guns look that sinewy when I'm 80 or whatever he is.

zhubajie

I'm sure a naked Newt photo would not reveal his naughty bits, anyway.