A Heroes Alliance Christmas Carol: The 3rd and Final of the Three Spirits

Story

(Megamo and his villains see a Ringwraith-like figure with its finger pointing to various things.)

Megamo: "Are you the final spirit that Bob Marley prophecised to me?"

(The Ringwraith does not answer.)

Megatron: "Are we in the prescence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, Ringwraith?"

Queen Beryl: "You are about to show shadows of things that have not happened but will happen in the time before us. Is that so?"

Makuta Teridax: "Ghost of the future, we all fear you more than any other spirits we've ever seen."

Kang the Conquerer: "Your purpose is to do us good."

Megamo: "I'm prepared to become another man from what I was, for I am Ebenezer Megamus Megamo Frank Cross Scrooge. I'm prepared to bear you company! DO IT WITH A THANKFUL HEART...! Will you not speak? Lead on!"

All Villains: "The night is waning fast. It is precious time to us. Lead on, spirit!"

(At the exchange, which is a second home to the villains...)

General Aladeen: "I only know they are slain."

Wreck-It Ralph: "When did they get slain?"

Megamind: "Last night, I believe."

Gru: "I thought they'd never ever die."

General Aladeen: "What happened to his money?"

Megamind: "I haven't heard. Left it to his company perhaps?"

All former villains: (laughing)

General Aladeen: "It is a cheap funeral, lest lunch be provided, I never wear black gloves. Good-bye!"

The rest of the former villains: "Bye."

Voice 1: "How are you?"

Voice 2: "How are you?"

Voice 1: "Old scratch has got his own at last!"

Voice 2: "I am told, yes."

Voice 1: "Seasonable for Christmas time. You are not a skater, eh?"

Voice 2: "Nah. Something to think of. Good morning!"

(At a charity shop...)

Black Manta: "Get inside, Snow Queen."

Megamo: "The Snow Queen, my laundress!"

KOMPLEX: "AH, Snow Queen. What odds, then? Every man has a right to take care of himself."

Snow Queen: "That's true!"

KOMPLEX: “Why then, don’t stand staring as if you was afraid, woman; who’s the wiser? We’re not going to pick holes in each other’s coats, I suppose?”

Both: "No, indeed!"

Zira: "If they wanted to keep them after those wicked old screws are dead, why weren't they more natural in their lifetime?"

Snow Queen: "If they had been, they'd better had somebody to look after them when they were struck with death, instead of alone gasping out their last breath."

Zira: "I wish it was a heavier judgement, and it should have been, you may depend upon it, if I could have laid my hands on anything else. Open that bundle, old KOMPLEX, and let me know the value of it. Speak out plain. I’m not afraid to be the first, nor afraid for them to see it. We know pretty well that we were helping ourselves, before we met here, I believe. It’s no sin. Open the bundle, KOMPLEX."