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This wave may be the most perfect to date. Refreshing, flowing, and made of your favorite lager. Get loose, grab your honey bunny, and take tomorrow off.

“The waves ≠ raves consists of hand-picked gems that inspire us, tickling and tempting our creative juices. Some are old, some are new, but it is what we are listening to now. They are groovey, flowing, and sun-kissed just like that perfect wave. They are uplifting and guaranteed to put a smile on your face. They sound the best with a babe in one hand, a cold brewski in the other, and the sand beneath your feet. Stay Dreamy.”

The Dirt is back in action again this week with submissions from the first 2 members of Gotta Dance Dirty, jonahberry and Tropicool (aka Dr. Schlongo, aka Daddy O’Climax, aka David LaMelza). We’ve put together 10 great tracks, new and old, for your listening pleasure, so kick back, relax, and enjoy these tasty tunes with a tall frosty IPA in one hand and a naughty school girl in the other.

Foreword from Tropicool: These tunes are meant to make you infectiously dance in a unstoppable sex-craved fashion. Handle with care; both your marbles and your lady friend(s). Stay horny my friends. (all are check plusses DUH!)

Tribal Disco
• Shindu – Happy House (Herr Styler Remix)I was first captivated by the original in the Magician’s Magic Tape 11, only to then learn about the stellar remix package. Herr Styler adds a very tropicool vibe showcasing tribal drums, flutes, and cowbells nestled atop a funky keys riff. This song never ceases to make me smile, take off my clothes, or eat raw meat. It’s the opening tune to Tropicool’s “A Turd in the Punch Bowl” mix.

Tropical Disco Funk
• Beni – It’s a Bubble (Round Table Knights Remix)Everything we love from Round Table Knights has been eclipsed by their newest remix of Beni‘s “It’s a Bubble”. Steel drums, Funky bubble sounds, and an infectious rhythm disco that leads me to believe I have restless leg syndrome. Get creepy, and don’t go home at night. “Hey street walker!”

Sexy Funky House
• Telonius – Last Night (Extended Club Version)Telonius is a very sexual creature. Listen to the lyrics; live the music video. He has inseminated an incredible single here that’s dancefloor, afterhours, and bedroom ready, all hot and bothered. Fucking element of sexy house, funk, and disco all in one has truly created an infectious, jean-tightening, jam!

Sexy Feel-Good Funk
• Toro Y Moi – Still Sound (Voodoo Bear Remix)I first heard this jam in the Mustang June Mix, and as the corners of my mouth began to curl up in utter happiness, the funky stings hit and I lifted out of my seat. What a glorious feel-good song. Summer daze, cold beers, and the hot curves of your buddy’s sister. Truly a song of the senses; Get amongst it!