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ColbertPAC is a PAC that can only accept a few buck per rules by the FEC. Because of some commie rule, donors are limited in the amount of money they can contribute to candidate campaigns or other organizations.

ColbertSuperPAC is a SuperPAC that accepts unlimited amounts of money and follows FEC rules to disclose the name of their donors. According with Wikipedia, "they are "independent-expenditure only committees," which can raise unlimited sums from corporations, unions and other groups, as well as individuals. Super PACs are only made possible thanks by the Citizens United ruling by the Supreme Court, which lifted many spending and contribution limits. The groups can also mount the kind of direct attacks on candidates that were not allowed in the past. Super PACs are not allowed to coordinate directly with candidates or political parties and are required to disclose their donors."

ColbertSuperPAC SHH! is a 501(c)(4) organization that accepts unlimited but secret donations from its sister company. Now technically spekaing "ColbertSuperPAC SHH!" is not a 501(c)(4) organization. "Anonymous Shell Corporation" is using the 501(c)(4) loophole to channel anonymous contributions to "ColbertSuperPAC SHH!". Technically and legally, this is no different from money laundering, with the exception that this is all legal. This is a secret, so don't tell anyone.

I am sadden to announce that ColbertSuperPAC is dead... it was a fun run while it lasted... which is why we are glad to announce:

The Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert SuperPAC, a new SuperPAC for America! This "new" SuperPAC is in no way coordinating with Stephen Colbert to help him get elected as President of The United States of South Carolina.

Colbert has admitted on the air that there is a sexual scandal that could plague Colbert's SuperPAC, plague them with piles of filthy money. ColbertSuperPAC would like to remind its donors that they can get all the filthy lurid details of the sexual harassment by the low low price of a pile of money to be donated to our secret accounts.

ColbertSuperPAC first ad is an endorsement to Rick Parry, a Real American Hero, unlike that fake hero named Rick Perry. Rick Perry is a liar, a cheater, and a jub destroyer. While Rick Parry is a truth teller, a winner, and a jub creator.