#YouKnowYouAreAshyAF 😂

Winter e fihlile 😥😥😥 … and the most annoying thing about it is that there’s 100% chance you’re gonna be ashy AF somewhere from the moment o tswa betheng to when you jump back in. You may not notice (sometimes) mara when you do, your most embarrasing moments start hee:

#YouKnowYouAreAshyAF… 😂

1. When you have to lick inbetween your fingers after you’ve peeled an orange (outside the comfort of your home) with no hand sanitiser or lotion in sight 😭

2. When you hear that shwaar shwaar sound after you woke up, stretched and threw in a young scratch-nyana maotong 😅

3. When you have to take off your lamba (aka jacket) because

Ene wena you were lazy to moisturize your whole body that morning so you just put on your clothes and put Dawn on the visible parts – not my story this 😂😂😂

4. When you gotta pretend you don’t have hands because your crush rocked up a be a batla ho o tshwara. That time you’ve been to the bathroom a couple of times and non of your friends/colleagues don’t have lotion in their bags (because sometimes we’re not on that level of girlism 🏊) 😢 #BoyBye

When you go through your TL on a quiet day on Twitter (as if there ever is such a day) then you see boputswa ba this guy/girl 😂 I have no words for this shame 👏 oo nka cup this person 😂🔥😂🔥😂🔥😂 #Stering

Luckily for me, I have a bestie for such situations 😎 ashyness don’t live here no mo!