We’ve all been there. It’s the weekend. The sun is out and there’s barely a cloud in the sky. So you do what any other right-minded person would do in such a situation: you climb up on a wind turbine and lie down to catch a few rays.

It’s all pretty cliche, one has to admit.

But if you’re anything like me, you prefer to have a little bit of privacy when suntanning 200 ft. up above the ground. Now back in my day, that was certainly possible. But in today’s modern age, what with drones flying everywhere, a man can’t even relax on a wind turbine without getting harassed by a leering and intrusive drone.