What Song Best Describes Your Relationship?

By Jennie Nicholls

1. What is your ideal date with your boyfriend/girlfriend (BF/GF)?
A. Night out with lots of couples, getting gelato and seeing the latest movie.
B. Laser tagging against eighth graders and making out in the black lighting.
c. Cuddling on the couch watching ‘Seinfeld’ re-runs and eating pizza.

2. Where did the two of you meet?
A. We live in the same apartment building.
B. We met on Facebook.
C. We met in Human Biology class.

3. What is your BF/GF’s greatest flaw?
A. Reading through your old text messages.
B. The warrant out for his arrest.
C. Forgetting the occasional anniversary.

4. When asked about your relationship, your friends say:
A. They hope you two will work things out.
B. You will come to your senses and dump her - eventually.
C. They would be more crushed if you didn’t work out than you would be.

5. If your BF/GF used a pick-up line on you, what would it be?
A. Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
B. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you...
C. Do you have a band-aid? Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Tally Your Score: ___ A’s ___B’s ___ C’s

What Song Describes Your Relationship Answers:

Mostly A’s: Clingy, Better-off-as-friends Couple. “You are My Everything” by 98 Degrees is your theme song. Every night I pray on bended knee that you will always be my everything. You two have the potential to work out great, but you have a few obstacles to overcome. One of you is a little more interested than the other and has the tendency to become jealous. Let’s hope this one turns out better than Nick and Jessica.

Mostly B’s: Dangerously Wild Couple. “You Shook Me All Night Long” by AC/DC best describes your relationship. The walls start shaking the world starts quaking my mind was aching and we were shaking. It looks like you are ignoring all the warning signs of a train wreck waiting to happen. You two are in it for fun and don’t intend on it to work. You better play it safe before someone gets hurt.

Mostly C’s: Made-for-each-other Perfect Couple. “Such Great Heights” by The Postal Service is your big hit. I’m thinking it’s a sign when the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they’re perfectly aligned. Couples everywhere are envious of the relationship the two of you share. You are attached at the hip, and you are willing to admit to friends that you are ‘whooped.’ Keep doing what you are doing because it looks like love