All's fair #98
/ [[A shot of one of the swirling parasol-cage rides.]]
Jayne: (thinks) I hope those blombos don't cause any trouble.
/ [[A roller coaster stretches across the horizon.]]
Liz: You seem very distracted today Jayne?
/ [[Roller coaster in the background continues]]
Kaitlyn: Ooh, thinking of Michael?!
/ [[The queue out the front of the roller coaster scatter]]
Jayne: No, I think I finally realise I've been imagining something that wasn't there.
/ [[There is smoke drifting off the roller coaster. The crowd continues to flee.]]
Liz: Or you are just being stupid and you are both ignoring each other...
/ [[There is a small explosion on the edge of the roller coaster.]]
Kaitlyn: Sounds like someone needs a meddling fairy godmother.
/ [[Kaitlyn steeples her fingers in a scheme. The full length of the roller coaster is on fire.]]
Jayne: No, no!
/ (thinks) Oh this is awkward... please God, take me now...
/ [[Part of the roller coaster collapses]]
[[Liz is in shot. There is a larger explosion from the roller coaster and a carriage with Blombo and Bunnyears in is rocketed towards the parasol cage that the girls are in.]]
/ {{Be careful what you wish for}}

Nine to Five #084: Karma 2.0
[[Eddie struggles at his computer]]
/ Eddie: Grr. Another report? First I will get coffee...
[[Eddie has walked away and Winston has started typing on his computer.]]
[[Eddie sits in from of his computer]]
/ Eddie: Fantastic! It is mysteriously finished again!
[[Winston types again]]
Eddie: My work just does itself!
[[Winston is typing once again]]
Eddie: The universe is finally repaying my karma! It's the only possible explanation.
[[Eddie walks back to his desk... and catches Winston in the act]]
/ Eddie: (angry) IT WAS YOU!
/ Winston: That's not quite the expression of gratitude I was expecting. Thankyou?
{{I'm sorry sir, your Karma has been declined.}}

[[Two Blombos are talking, one is wearing a beanie]]
Blombo: I guess... I'll have to... say... y'know... Let the cat out of the bag...
Blombo: ...so to speak...
/ [[The one wearing the Beanie flees]]
[[A shadowy figure stands on a bridge pulling something from the water]]
[[Beanie looks into a soaking bag]]
/ Beanie: Wake up... please.
{{In real life I'm a cat person}}

[[Blombo and Bunnyears are both on the table between Jayne and Eddie.]]
/ Eddie: So, uh... is your name Blombo too?
/ Bunnyears: No, I am Bunnyears.
Jayne: Ha, I can see w...
/ [[Blombo suddenly covers Jayne's mouth]]
/ Blombo: (whispers) No! That is a delicate subject!
Blombo: (whispers) You try having twelve kids and still think of *good* names for them...
/ Jayne: I guess names that state the obvious are difficult to forget.
/ {{Also there are no embarrassing moments: Hi, so how was your day... uh... er... son?}}

[[A lecturer is making a presentation]]
/ Lecturer: In my last lecture I spoke about people who actually say "LOL" and "ROFL".
/ As well as how this affects their brain.
/ Now I have found the next stage of the disorder.
/ Consciousness becomes truncated to how they would describe their thoughts if it were posted after their name on Facebook..
/ This leads to results that are quite disturbing...
[[A selection of random blombos populate the last panel and each is thinking one of the following]]
/ ... is bored
/ ... is starving
/ ... wants a light saber
/ ... wonders why wasted weekends whoosh while weary weekdays wear?
/ ... wishes he could kill people over the internet
{{Anthony Pike has been thinking like this SOO much recently.}}

Beanie: Man, that is such dedication!
/ Blombo: What? He's homeless!
/ Beanie: I mean... I'd just get sooo bored!
Beanie's Imagination: Can you spare a gold coin?
/ Imaginary Woman: You'll only spend it on books!
{{No no, I promise I'll get smokes and booze!}}

At night, I travel through time and space to parallel worlds and find somewhere to cause trouble.
/ [[A picture of an open window with a scarlet ringed planet in the sky]]
Sometimes with the police.
/ [[A blombo is running from two police officers through a field of red flowers]]
Sometimes with the mafia.
/ [[The blombo is hiding in a dark corridor and a mysterious man is following a trail of red blood]]
Regardless of who they are, I will make them chase me.
/ [[The blombo is running, his mouth hangs open with excitement]]
[[Someone points a gun at the blombo from behind and he pretends to surrender. Several other red aiming laser dots appear can be seen targeted on him]]
/ Eventually I will let them catch me; but in my final act I disappear from their world
as I open my eyes
/ [[The blombo wakes up with a smile on his face]]
{{Try it at home.}}