Bloomers
Once a symbols of women's rights in the 1850s, the bloomer underwent several transformations in the underworld of undergarments. Popularized by suffragette, Amelia Bloomer. They were eventually replaced by drawers or knickers.

This is a ho. Mr. Dial-a-dick. He the plumber you call to clear those cob webs all up in your uterus. His only purpose is to serve or provide service. He has no mental capacity for anything emotionally real. Just send him on to the next one.