Uncle Ben's Blog

So apparently the Royal Family is visiting the USA or as they call it, " The Colonies". Now I have nothing against them personally but let's face it, this is not a forum for politeness and niceties, so let the games begin! Look, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but enough of the Royal Family. I get it, you come from a bloodline of ugly, rich, inbred horse thieves and you wield absolutely no power... good for you. The fact that Britain can place this amount of hero/celebrity worship on a family that doesn't do shit but raise awareness for multiple charities and actually serve in the military during combat war time, is nuts. Fuck those people. Go work with children with AIDS in Africa? What jerks. Fly helicopter missions and save multiple lives? Dicks. Why can't Britain be more like the good ol' US of A where we place our hero worship on people that actually matter? You know, sex-tape whores and daughters of hotel owners who get paid 5 figures to DJ. Look, I'm a musician. I know there's more to DJ-ing than pushing play, but DJ Paris Hilton? Stop. So LeBron got into trouble for putting his arm around the Princess, shit happens. She didn't mind. I think she got her husband's and LeBron's balding heads confused. Nothing says Karmic Justice like having all the money and power you can procure and losing the greatest battle of all-the battle of your hairline. Keep pushing that headband back, LBJ, looking good! So worship the Royal Family or hate them-I don't care. I'm more of a Pippa guy anyway. But I digress...