Dogs are gross though, I bet you could offer them a poo-sniffing job and they’d take it without even asking what the pay is. And I mean that in the most affectionate way possible. Cats are gross in a vindictive kind of way, like, they’d turn down that job but then vomit in your shoes.

Irish Breakfast.

A webcomicblogdiarything. By Emily. It gets its name from my two favorite beverages (tea and tea with whiskey in it), excesses of which lead to the adventures recorded in the comics. Slightly more detail is here. Or, just start from the very beginning.