I'm going to guess that the two nudes are either Dannifer or Samiwhomever. Tptb have this uncanny trick of doing the exact opposite of what I want to see.

I agree... on both counts.

We've seen that the writers essentially bet the farm on an A-story for Dannifer during November sweeps. They'll use that same logic to conclude that viewers will eat up a Dannifer reunion at Christmas time. Basically, the show's writers and executives are clueless.