IOGEAR's Germless Portable Laser Mouse isn't quite so germless after all, which is why the Environmental Protection Agency levied a fine of $208,000 on the company for "unsubstantiated public health claims regarding unregistered products, and their ability to control germs and pathogens." In other words, these…

This laser mouse from IOGEAR is coated with a titanium dioxide and silver nano-particle compound that prevents bacteria, viruses, fungi and algae from surviving and living on the mouse. How the hell could algae and fungi grow on a mouse? Is playing Counter-Strike underwater the latest trend among dirty teens?