The best BLT has seven grain whole grain bread, (brand doesn't matter) fresh and ripe home grown tomatoes, (large ripe Cherokee purple are a good variety) bacon is bacon, flavored if you like it, lettuce of choice, and Miracle Whip.

Unless in season and grown locally, store bought tomatoes have no taste. For cooking purposes canned tomatoes are superior in flavor. That does NOT mean canned tomatoes are OK for a sammich or a salad for that matter.

not5am:are the truffles on the sandwich more expensive than edible gold dust?

Yeah, actually, truffles are more expensive than gold.

We don't know why truffles grow or specifically where they grow. We have to train animals to sniff out truffles. We know they grow under the roots of some trees in some forests, but we don't know why. More importantly, we can't artificially recreate the environs in which truffles grow.

Subby's barftastic 2:30 special needs more spam. Fried in crisco. And that nasty bread could be made worse by adding margarine. Lots of margarine. And don't forget to not toast that bread, because then the tomato juice will make it all soggy, so that when you pick it up, it falls apart and lands on the floor. If you hate your dog, just leave it there for him/her. Just remember, soon enough, you'll have to clean dog barf off of your favorite rug. Farking dogs never barf on hard surfaces anymore.

farking truffles. That's cheating when you're making a "World's Most Expensive X" dish. It's like putting real diamonds in a cocktail glass, pouring a martini in, and calling it "World's Most Expensive cocktail".