You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:a) drunk.b) insane.c) an American.d) All of the above.

10 SACRED COMMANDMENTS

1. It`s okay to call hooters `knockers` and sometimes`snack trays.`2. It is wrong to be French.3. It`s okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.4. Lawyers: see rule three.5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you getbabes.6. Everyone should car pool except me.7. Bring back the word `stewardesses`.8. Synchronized Swimming is not a sport.9. Mudwrestling is a sport.10. You shall never own a hybrid or electrical car.