Hope Clicks Eternal – The Wildcard Round

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

The Wildcard weekend did not disappoint. It started with Andy Reid remembering in the second half that he was Andy Reid. The only thing missing from this debacle was a wasted challenge and some timeout inefficiency.

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

That’s why other parts of the country hate SoCal sports fans; we’re not opening up veins after a loss, probably because it’s still pretty nice outside (Oprah’s backyard notwithstanding). Whereas if you’re in Kansas City, you’re in one of two shitty states with no hope and nothing to do until baseball season.

That wasn’t Otto Man. There was not one sarcastic “Bazinga!” in his Tweets.

Great stuff, Beerguyrob! It makes me happy that the Seahawks were spared the humiliation of making the post-season, and then being decimated a week later. Instead we got firings! Glorious, glorious firings!

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