Celebrity Quotes: Stars Say The Craziest Things

"Usually, it's guys on my list, but Gisele is just so perfect in every way." – Brooklyn Decker, on naming Gisele Bundchen on her list of crushes.

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“I would never have guessed that I would end up dating any of the guys I’ve dated—never! There’s no through-line between them. But I love love, and love comes from many different places. When I was going through a bit of a heartbreak a little while ago, I said to a friend, ‘Wow, this really hurts!’ And he said to me, ‘That just shows you what your capacity for loving is.’ I would rather have my heart broken a thousand times than never to love at all. I have so much love to give—I’m not empty of love, I’m full of love.” Cameron DiazGetty Images
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"I had what I think was a really good idea for the Muppet re-launch and I didn't have an organic idea ready for the sequel, so I thought [I should] leave it to someone who does." Jason Segel news, on why he's not writing the Muppets sequel.Getty Images
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"The girl behind the counter asked if I had ever seen a television show called The Office." – Jenna Fischer, on her last run-in with a fan.Getty Images
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"I enjoyed the quote that I was envious of his fame. There was nothing like that going on. I was very happy for him and so happy to be at home with the kids and enjoying my early retirement. I didn't want to work at that time. I just wanted to be at home on the farm." Jennie Garth clears up rumours about her split from Peter Facinelli.Getty Images
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"I put on around 70 lbs., but if you look at photos of me when I was pregnant, you'd say, 'Wow, she gained 9,000 pounds!'" – Mariah Carey to Shape magazine.Getty Images
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"Everybody on the film has their own uncomfortable costume situation. It's like 800° in mine. And it's a one-piece and I have nothing underneath it." Scarlett Johansson on her Avengers costume.Getty Images
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"You're a little bigger than most of the girls I've done this to." – Zac Efron, to the stand-in he had to undress on Jimmy Kimmel Live!Getty Images
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"Oh my god, he's so hot! I mean, I went from gawking at him for hours every time I watched True Blood DVDs back-to-back on tour, then BOOM! He's on set. I told myself, just breathe, act cool. Basically, I was acting on set and off set!” Rihanna on her Battleship co-star, Alexander Skarsgard.Getty Images
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"I wasn't saying this was anything somebody should do. I wasn't trying to be independent or cause such a ruckus. I'm very glad that I did it...He attacks my mouth and I think it's adorable. He also knows how to use his hands and he also eats regular food, so when babies are weaning, he still breast-feeds. Some people think that's disgusting, too, which is insane." Alicia Silverstone defends feeding her son from her mouth.Getty Images
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"I would give my kids a crack pipe before I would send them into show business." Bradley WhitfordGetty Images
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"Because of my four older brothers, it just doesn't go down. I had a lot of friends and guys that I think are cute and stuff, but it doesn't really work out with the family and all. My family's a bit too big and a bit too abrasive." Chloe Moretz, 15, on why she doesn't date.Getty Images
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"I like girls who give me a hard time [and] bust my chops a little. I like girls who aren't so la-di-da. L.A. is so la-di-da." Chris EvansGetty Images
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"While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy. Twitter should ban my mother." Frances Bean, reacting to mother Courtney Love's Twitter rant accusing Dave Grohl of sleeping with her 19-year-old daughter.Getty Images
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"I was in my trailer, freaking out. I didn't want to bug him. Then his assistant knocked and she was like, 'Would you mind autographing a couple things for Bob?'" Jennifer Lawrence, on being nervous about asking costar Robert De Niro for an autograph.Getty Images
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"I carry McCormick's Pure Vanilla [in my purse] — the baking kind — and dab it on my neck. Men are attracted to the scent! One time, I put it on and four different guys were like, 'You smell amazing!"" Jennifer Love HewittGetty Images
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"It was over voicemails, so there's been some recorded messages from Chevy. And now people are like, 'Do you think they're true?' And as I've said before, we said it on The Soup, it's impossible because there's no way Chevy could figure out voicemail. He hibernates for nine months out of the year, and when you wake someone up, they're very disoriented and a lot of the time they don't know what they're saying." Joel McHale's take on the Chevy Chase/Dan Harmon Community feud.Getty Images
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"I used to be a daycare teacher, and I took care of my sister's kids. I'm a big fan of other people's kids. I love playing with them. I love going to birthday parties and eating cake. But I also like going home." Jon Hamm, on whether he’s ready for children.Getty Images
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"I'm just trying to make her happy, that's all. I think it's important to make all women feel like they're princesses, because every girl is a princess. I'm serious." Justin Bieber on girlfriend Selena GomezGetty Images
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"She read Twilight and was completely obsessed with them. It actually almost ruined Christmas one year because all she wanted to do was be a vampire and she didn't want anything on her Christmas list." Kate Beckinsale on her daughterGetty Images
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"People are always talking about the strong bond between mother and daughter, this magical connection – but we didn't have that. [That was] the hardest time in my life. ... I fought incredibly hard for my daughter to accept me as mother. Her rejection almost broke my heart." Katherine Heigl, on her adopted daughter Naleigh.Getty Images
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"When I meet fans and they're crying, I'll say, 'Calm down, there's nothing to cry about. I'm not going to bite you or attack you or grant you three wishes. Let's just hang out and have a good time.'" Katy PerryGetty Images
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"She called me fat for years. One night...I said, 'F--k you. Now you're fat too.' I didn't say I wasn't fat. I said, 'Now you know how it feels.' And I'm sorry, but I stand by that." Kelly Osbourne defends calling Christina Aguilera fat.Getty Images
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"I actually had a funny fan experience where a guy had a tattoo of my character on Lost at a really odd moment in the show, where the plane had just crashed and [Shannon] screams bloody murder in a tennis skirt, with my face all scrunched up. He had this tattoo across his entire leg. I got a picture to send to my parents." Maggie GraceGetty Images
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"I went to visit her once and honestly, it's very surreal. It's almost like you don't want to touch her. I held her and I just felt like 'Oh my God, she's gonna break.' She's so tiny and cute and precious." Rihanna, on Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter, Blue Ivy.Getty Images
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"It was devastating. It really throws you. You think that your life is going to be one way, and then, for various reasons or whatever, it doesn't work out." Scarlett Johansson says she still hasn't fully recovered from her divorce from Ryan Reynolds.Getty Images
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"Honestly, I'm just going through a divorce, so I don't really think that's something I want to get into now. I don't have time to date. I literally – don't.have.time." Zooey DeschanelGetty Images
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"We do look very different, we're older. Leo's 37, I'm 36 – we were 21 and 22 when we made that film. You know, he's fatter now – I'm thinner." Kate Winslet on what's changed about her Titanic co-star Leonardo DiCaprio.Getty Images
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"My kids are brutally honest when it comes to what they don't like. They have no tact whatsoever. They'll just say, 'Mum, get that song off' even when [it's] mine. It's hurtful but at least they're honest." MadonnaGetty Images
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"One of the things I use to do a lot to relax was rodeo. I use to do team roping. I rodeoed with the U.S. team champions – and I went to their finals in 1994 and 1996. I did most of my stuff out west. I would run a circuit from middle of Texas from far east [and] I would go all the way to California." Kiefer Sutherland reveals a hidden talent.Getty Images
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"I was so starstruck...we were at the White House having cocktails and this woman said: 'Would you like to meet President Obama?' They introduced me and then he turned to me and went: 'Oh... Oh... You are a wonderful actress.' And I laughed, screechingly and hysterically, I couldn't stop. They had to usher me away. I fell apart. I don't know what happened to me. He looked nine-feet tall. I think my eyes rolled back in my head. I gave Michelle a hug and she had skin like silk." Emily BluntGetty Images
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"I didn't know until the interviewers told me that all the fans were pissed because I was blonde. Then I was like, 'What? Damn, I'll just dye my hair.' I had training about three times a day for a few months. Then, once we started working, I had to have the training just for endurance because it was so many hours. I mean, if there's a scene of me running up a mountain, that's what we shot all day – me running up a mountain." Jennifer Lawrence, on prepping for The Hunger Games.Getty Images
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"I'm not well-endowed, and those suits don’t really show you off in the most (flattering light)." Mark Ruffalo, on his Avengers costumes.Getty Images
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"I always have my eyes out. I just read two days ago that Adam Levine is single again ... I'm just saying." Jennifer Love Hewitt is on the prowl.Getty Images
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"I want my personal life to be personal, and it's not f--king true. And I don't care if you're talking about things that are true, you're still talking about my personal life. How about I go peek in your window, take what underwear you wore last night, whose husband you were f--king, and shove that in the megaphone throughout your neighborhood? How does that feel? It's none of your goddamn business." Jeremy Renner, on gay rumours.Getty Images
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