About this site

Hey. I’m Matt Ruby (matt@mruby.com). I live in Brooklyn and I'm a standup comedian and the creator of Vooza, a video comic strip about the tech world. This is Sandpaper Suit, a comedy blog about standup, filmmaking, and whatever else I feel like talking about. Established 2006. Phew, that's a while.

You say hey...Jason: yoJason: you say HeyJason: You say hey, I say yoMatt: i am currently waving my arms in the air as if i don't care.Jason: perfectJason: you know the drillJason: you are in the clubMatt: truth = if i really don't care, i usually don't wave my arms in the air.Matt: i just sit. like normal.Matt: cuz i don't care.

LIterallyMatt: thought of you today when i read this:Matt: Q&A with Sarah Jessica ParkerMatt: "I have to be involved literally down to splitting the atoms," says the actress about her clothing label, Bitten.Tim: wow. she can split atomsMatt: for fashion!Tim: well thats why they usually do it. for fashionMatt: spliiting atoms is very in vogue right now.Tim: i literally crapped my pants when i read that