Semaphore(hurrying to add,that although my (shortened) name is Adrian and i hover between agnosticism(just on the off-chance and hitching my bets) and atheism...i'm certainly not "Undecided Adrian" and i also do not belong to the Smoking Gnu of course! )

'It's just like crop circles. No matter how many aliens own up to making them, there are always a few diehards who believe that humans go out with garden rollers in the middle of the night-'