Felipe Lopez took it upon himself to share a little story with us via email today. He's going to a "shindig" at his "buddy's house." Felipe will take it from there.

His new girlfriend is a huge jets fan. I hate the goddamn Jets. They asked us to bring dessert, so we got a cookie cake. I asked the bakery to write "fuck the jets" on the cake. They refused, so I had to settle for this.

Onto other issues: What, exactly, is going on with Jimmy Johnson in this picture dutifully captured by tipster Tom B.?