Wednesday, February 08, 2006

I really do know how to read

You know, sometimes you read something wrong and it just ends up being funny. Well, yesterday I was in line at the grocery store. There was quite a wait so I glanced over at the magazine rack. Part of the wire rack was covering the middle of Jessica Alba's name. Do you think my brain saw Jessica Alba? Heck no, it read it as Jessica Labia.

I had a good private laugh over that one. Then,still waiting, I checked out another magazine. There was a picture of Brittany Spears leaning over with some loose tube top on. The caption was SAG Awards; Brittany Boogies. Sorry, my brain read it as Sag award, Brittany's boobies.

Either I need more sleep or I need to stop reading the magazines at the checkout lines.

jessica labia-lol squirl. i blame the lighting,yeah,thats it-bad lighting, and bad placement of the wire rack.my boyfriend is notorious for reading the first 2-leters and making up the rest of the word. except with him, he's totally off, all the time. at least yours was somewhat similar to the real word. you're funny :D

Eclectic, I must still be sleep deprived. Today I was told about a new product that I need to buy at work. They've been buying from a company called Graybar. I would rather use a different vendor. I thought to myself, "I don't HAVE to get it from gay bar," and proceeded to have a nice quiet chuckle at my desk. Yes, that was totally by accident. I need to check my biorythms. I think my intelligence level has bottomed out. And, yes, Bucky and I are definitely sisters. I like that, acute Bucky exposure.

Oh I am thinking ~ next time I am waiting in line, I am going to play the Squirl's word game. Acute Bucky exposure . .. You know Eclectic you can take that in many different directions. Could be A cute Bucky!

MD, that's a good one. Maybe vets over in Korea write cookbooks. Sorry, that was really wrong.

Susie, as I said to Lawbrat, a lot of us are up for the sag award. Susie, if I'm trying to tell you something from this then you'll have to tell me what that is. You're the shrink. I just read things wrong and get a good laugh out of it. Just today I saw the title "The Big Wrench" and thougt wrench was wench. *sigh*