I'm a ruthless music artist, known for abusing targetsproven heartless, 1st or last you'll lose regardlessyou're spooked to spark it, watch me chew your carcassviewers 'Oooh' and 'Aaah' when watching the brutal carnageno question who's the hardest! witnesses envision catharsisthis is your impotent skill against the physics of Mr. Marcusya lyrics are harmless, this some no holds barred shit!you're a star fish caught in deep water with shark finsunder the surface, from the sky I shine bright and tan hideshow many damn times you came to battle wit ya ass crack wide?wit a bullseye on ya backside playin hopscotch on land minesI'm a savage with rhymes, I strongly suggest that you quitnancy boy your spongebob arms can't benchpress a toothpickyou're unimpressive and useless, why you tryna act smart for?duelin Yoda from Star Wars wit the I.Q. of an inflatable dartboardI'll slam your face in a car door, Funky's literally busting headswrite ya bars on a sharp sword, they still ain't on the cutting edgebeggin for ya life hangin from the ledge, you're Vanilla Ice in fightsI'm the violent type to sell souls to Drew Carey if the 'price is right'after I rip ya I'm slidin pipe in a tryst wit ya moms and fine sisterso don't come home at your curfew when the streetlights flickerunless you wanna see your sibling fucked and momma nudewith vocoders in their mouths sucking me off in Auto TuneIf ya do I'll throw my sneaker at you and say "Shoo!" I'm busy!sissy I'll rip every branch off the tree in your family historyjust cuz you ain't shit to me! never been a threat lyricallyI murder so many MCs I was born facing the death penaltyannihilating your best specifically son I always play to winaiming at Eddie Arcadian til you hide your face like Arabiansyou spit garbage, obviously your voice is a waste of breathI chuckle at the grim reaper and laugh in the face of deathinhaling storms of fire and brimstone, swallowing tornadoesGod's on my payroll, and your Bad VybeZ are small potatoes

Funky

_________________"If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong"

My bad homie, I've been through the ringer. I'll spare you the details (Unless you want them). Not in any real shape to honestly compete with you. But I need to at least honor my commitment even if it's 5 months later...

you thought you knew beef till a carnivore came to eat...funk, your my dog, so I'll walk you like one on your own street..in front of your peeps, let every stoop see piss all over their concrete...and even a whimper discrete will lead to a seperation of gums and teeth...emasculation complete, wrapped in a bow, pink for show, you speak in ho...I'll give your girl a pearl jam, and it'll cum out in an even flow..so saturated under black light her entire face will glow, let her lick it off nice and slow..yes..your a beast, but so? against me you wreak of NO.your not elite enough to survive my punishing snuff...from fist to cuff is more then enough to demolish your skull till its nothing but dust...I'll sweep the remants up, into my cup, so much for my neat whiskey..I've been fucked up for a while now, my bad, I know the corner missed me...but right now, I feel more alive than I ever thought I could be..so show me no mercy, attack me relentless...mad rusty, but I still got the heart to infect you with tetnis...buildin myself up again, easy, like a slow motion game of tetris... leave you in a gutter like "Help I'm Alive!" but this aint no tune by "metric"...more like "TV on the Radio", a "Wolf like Me" will eat you slow...no need to "Rush" when I leave a chump chillin in "Limbo"...your a great fighter, and your destined to blow... your shot at the pros.. like kimbo..

this is a good example of why a bar count matters...Its hard to judge these two because FT had more lines, but I gotta give it to him for the Mr. Marcus, Sword, and Auto Tune lines, and the ending with the arabian line and just alltogether just an immaculate ending w the small potatoes.

But..I think the best line of the battle was the Pearl Jam line, so original and had me WOAH....the neat whiskey, tetnis, and tetris lines def stood out to me also. ..Vybez I gotta give you props on originality.

Damn good battle and I was gonna call it a draw but I read both verses again and I think funky took it by a hair...That arabians line was too sick and funny at the same time....atleast a round 2 is in order...fuck the amount of voters...lets just do this...

_________________Saying I ain't worthy?
Now you pushed me, to the edge like rapists, I don't respect you pussys
Now ya hooked with shook speech...

'm a ruthless music artist, known for abusing targetsproven heartless, 1st or last you'll lose regardlessyou're spooked to spark it, watch me chew your carcassviewers 'Oooh' and 'Aaah' when watching the brutal carnage

so don't come home at your curfew when the streetlights flickerunless you wanna see your sibling fucked and momma nudewith vocoders in their mouths sucking me off in Auto Tune

ya whole verse was cold, the filler kinda bothered me, but wasnt enough 2 sway me no type of way, this verse went hard through and through...my only beef w/ it was that last line, it was slightly blasphemous...i dont like stuff like that n battles

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and even a whimper discrete will lead to a seperation of gums and teeth...emasculation complete, wrapped in a bow, pink for show, you speak in ho...

so show me no mercy, attack me relentless...mad rusty, but I still got the heart to infect you with tetnis...buildin myself up again, easy, like a slow motion game of tetris..

your a great fighter, and your destined to blow... your shot at the pros.. like kimbo..

ya verse was great, went hard, my only quarrel w/ it is during the middle where u explained yourselfi aint really like that, i say just diss him if uda kept dissin u'da had this

all n all good battle gents, i say round 2 it...

vote/funky

_________________im a man n eva since i got rich, since i got cents i got tints on every bens n since i know tension cum out them like vents, i vent...and show no relent its money well spent...lil wayne

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