Ok…ever had the urge to GET OUT ? I know the feeling! Decided to make a major change and now scheduled to “deploy” (for some reason i dislike that word) for work overseas-- well… yes..still searching (have not yet pulled the plug..although the few meetings resulting from POF have been…well, in a word, ”curious”….) !An Impossible relationship? Maybe! Have noticed many profiles express “like to travel” or “adventurous”, but have yet to meet someone who actually ever could, would want to have a real "adventure"....or otherwise are scared to death (of ME likely)! Sometimes these “adventures” can actually mean a bit of “ work” (which I don’t mind at ALL…actually, I will do all the heavy lifting!) and would otherwise become boring real fast! Ahh, no…you would never find me on sprawled out on the beach for a week (really…you can do that in a tanning bed).

Resume:Me: easy going, employed (always), not an escapee (or on some kind of probation…in case you believe I am fleeing justice!), a bit unworldly (would not do well at some politician’s****ail party …could there be anything more intolerable?) Things to enjoy with you: laugh (can find humor in nearly any situation…not too serious about things others stress over!), looking at you, hike, bike, deep water, being airborne, coffee, wine and hors d'oeuvres on the lake, good music, 4 wheel, kayak, time travel (or any other mode) to explore our little planet. Skills: know how to use a hammer, wrenches, chainsaw and a stove top…ahh.. can even make use of the written word from time to time !Searching for that impossible dream girl … yes—one woman only who drives me crazy (ahhh..no..the kind that haunts me to be with you!) …just be YOU; not someone else…or be “possessed” …either by some evil spirit OR another man--or woman for that matter! (hmmm) 2. You must be a woman. Not too demanding …you don’t even need to know how to cook…well, I have accepted this to be forever a lost art (it is ok..i enjoy cooking…just tire of eating out constantly!), one tiny request.. please be clean (of drugs, cat hair, or other unseemly contaminates… did I need to say that??! Ok, I think I am going crazy. ) and in shape (of some kind-- I would be a bit uncomfortable with a woman who could not fit into my dress shirt—really, what if there was some kind of emergency!). …. Otherwise don’t have a list demands for who you are…just hoping to find you very soon. That is about it…except ONE question (of all things…)! Is it now a requirement we all sleep with animals!?? God, I AM going crazy!Ok, i just realized i pissed off 99.999% women on the planet...oh well, you are not one of them, so it's ok

Ya, ya…I KNOW my punctuation is not collegiate level (… wanted to piss off all the “purists” --have NO interest in you)…just write the way I talk. If you really want, you can print it out, mark it up with a red pen and bring it to your students for assessment; have fun! : ) GOOD LORD .

First Date

A first date? Coffee (oh...my one addiction) , tea, or a drink at your favorite spot-- and then dinner if we are so inclined-- for a real date, we would have dinner on the lake and then perhaps a sauna and swim followed by a midnight walk through the woods to the cabin.. OK...no walk through the woods ....didn't your mother teach you better?!

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