the first time sanders ever joined #smogon, he said "fuck irc" right after joining because he'd been having trouble getting connected. no one knew him at all yet and i thought he was spamming, so i banned him immediately. he became scarred for life from this experience

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asshole.

edit: I remember that vividly actually. The client was called leafChat and it sucked. Not as much as that one Mac client "Snak" I used that logged me out every 15 minutes.

Another asshole thing was #sanders, my clubhouse for cool kids that Roy was banned from.

Usually I'm super cool to everyone but sometimes, when I get really drunk, I like to punch my friends in the face. Unfortunately I'm usually black out drunk at this point so I never remember what I did. I was actually scheduled for some fucking underground fight a few days ago with this one kid who I falsed but I didn't show, which is another reason why I'm an asshole. I definitely hate taking responsibility for my shit.

I punched a guy in the dick once
minor damage to property as well. ex: I let all of the air out of this one jackass's bike tires
im so badass
I don't perform asshole actions so much as say asshole things. >_>

Spilt cereals on the floor as a kid. When my dad got there I blamed my little sister who was at the time too young to defend herself.

He scolded her.

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Jerk.

I spent all year last year telling a girl in my Geography class to be quiet. She would interrupt the teacher with the most mundane things. And my friends and I would count how many times she talked each class. She averaged 2 comments per minute.

Once I went out with this total slut and she had shaved her pubes into a strip, not sure what it's called. But she had a really close relationship with her mum, and it came in a conversation with my best friend (who's a girl)and it somehow that got morphed into a rumour that her mum had actually shaved it for her and now lots of people at her school pretend to be planes and call her runway. Girls are horrible beings indeed.