This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

I realize this petition does not inherently have to do with dipping, but I pose a question to all fellow wine connoisseurs:

I have planned for Friday of the next week that my girlfriend and I sit on my roof and enjoy a quiet evening watching the stars and drinking some wine.

However, I am not very well versed in the art of wine, and do not know which variety would be well suited for such an endeavor. Personally, I generally prefer white wines, though there has been a red or even rosé that has piqued my interest in the past.

Thank you, kind sir, for naming a type of wine that I may actually be able to find and afford. Naming specific brands and much less years would be quite a feat for me as I do not live in a country where wine is frequently consumed. However, any and all more suggestions are always welcome and appreciated.

>>1630Though, I did give a very general suggestion, you should know that not all sweet reds are "bargain brand" names. They and their affection are entirely different from one another.
It's complete blasphemy to say, "Oh, cool, sweet red: sounds like a keeper." and to think that each branching vintage will yield the same amount of passion and love. Why, it's the same as assuming that a woman of your preferred race will be just as good in bed as any other... the fat ones as well. I am completely right, though if you find yourself content with your "Barefoot Cellars" whore rather than the likes of my beloved "Chateau d’Yquem", that is fine; it leaves more for my enjoyment.
After all, you are just drinking it.

Hello, gentlemen. I come to you today with a bit of a problem. I started visiting The Vineyard shortly after my lover introduced to it to me as a joke of sorts. He claimed how he loved submerging his organ into only the finest wines.

A few weeks ago I caught him having relations in our chamber. I told him it was all fine and dandy if he enjoyed inserting his genitalia into a glass of wine as long as it did not effect the relationship between him and I.

It wasn't much more than a fortnight ago that he and I ceased having sex completely. I later learned it was due to his obsessive dipping. I even offered to host a party with wine in my own "vineyard" but he told me that I was misunderstanding him and kicked me out of the house. I am now homeless and loveless. Please, gentlemen, help me with my predicament. I have nowhere else to turn.