Jowmum basically found the "cheat code" for the mission so to speak... The ship took some damage in a space battle, but Jowmum was able to fix it... And you now have a huge wookie on board your ship, that is prone to fits of rage. And is probably a pirate. Boris is attempting to talk to it. It has been restrained with handcuffs and the calming effects of the force....

Not to mention thath the party nearly got blown out into the cold, hard, vacuum of space... Or that said wookie FLIPPED the flaming wreck of his ship on top of several knights of humanity's glory...

Hailey pokes her head into the cargo bay, where the wookie is sleeping it off, on her way to reload the turret. "Man, he sure is ugly." She briefly holds up her thumb. "Maybe he's only eleven feet tall, but don't ask me to measure him up." Hailey specifically turns to Boris. "Did I ever tell you how stupidly brave you are?"

I hear the blaster fire and Wookie calls from down in the cargo bay while I try dodging Tie fighters on our way out. WHY IS THERE A RABID WOOKIE ON MY SHIP!?!? I hear blaster fire breach our hull, and immediately check diagnostics.Shoot! they hit the NAV computer, Jow I need you on that, NOW...please!Rolls left to dodge past a destroyed Tie's remains.

I take a few deep breaths and unwrap my knuckles from the helm.I head to the bathroom to compose myself, and work up the courage to go inspect the Wookie. As I reach the hold, I immediately turn around at the sight of an over-sized wookie, stunned or not, and go back upstairs.

Jow-Mum, you may not believe this, but there is a giant pile of fur lying unconscious in the corner of the cargo hold. I think Boris was poking it with a stick and writing down his observations. How's the hull looking?

"No, but I have found do to repeated exposure that the closer I am to danger the further from harm I am. It neither a matter of bravery of irrationality. I prefure to be hit by his hands than his blaster." Boris frowns."Why can't I ever just walk in interview and walk out. But no I have to have all kinds of randomness happen where ever I go. And generally it is not my fault. When I do stupid and reckless things the universe rewards me with brief respites of fortune. The odds are absolutely horrendous for the amount of stupid bravado I have had to display to survive."

I hear the blaster fire and Wookie calls from down in the cargo bay while I try dodging Tie fighters on our way out. WHY IS THERE A RABID WOOKIE ON MY SHIP!?!? I hear blaster fire breach our hull, and immediately check diagnostics.Shoot! they hit the NAV computer, Jow I need you on that, NOW...please!Rolls left to dodge past a destroyed Tie's remains.

"Well, when you put it that way..." Hailey shifts the blaster turret magazine from one shoulder to the other. "It's just that I've thought that staring straight down the barrel of a blaster could be a means of defeating or escaping my pursuer. It usually works best just to try to stay as far away from them as possible. Hey Tali. Check out what the cat dragged in." She thumbs at the unconscious wookie. "What a whopper, huh? Shame we couldn't stun the hyperdrive while we were at it. Do you think the Empire will understand that we got a little distracted?"

In case you had forgotten, I have a hard link between my voice box and my transmitter. Maybe the extra background radiation I detected was jamming the signal? Strange, this sector doesn't usually have so many rads.

"No it does not. There is a slight air gap. It may touch but it is not connected in the electrical sense."Boris hesitates."By the way do you know the reason the Empire just hypered in? And Yes I am dying to know what fate the universe has blessed us with this time in addition to a witless wookie"

They had a neglected computer who was tired of working for them. I told her help was on the way but the hyperdrive needed some downtime. I also used their own communications to signal the fleet. I would like to go back in an hour or so to see if they were indeed gentle with the ship as requested.

Hey, you all managed to distract and even capture their attack wookie. I'd call that inclusion enough. I'm just glad they didn't think to search the ship. When I heard the noises, I decided to risk my casing and come out of my hiding place. About that wookie, perhaps we can talk him into being a tank for us.

"WHAT!?!"Boris yells."One we don't know anything about him. Two he threw an entire ship after asking for directions.Three what is with you and plans that are going to get us killed?Four He wasn't with the knights of humanity.Five good job on completing the mission."

5.0 Thank you.4.0 I thought he was some sort of bravery test the KoH club set on you.3.0 Oovo IV was your idea, not mine.2.0 What better reason to get him on our side?1.0 How about giving him a job interview?Jowmum counters."Well?!?"