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Check Out The Absolute Weirdest Photos Taken In Vegas

Check Out The Absolute Weirdest Photos Taken In Vegas

So you thought you’d go have some fun and let loose a little bit (okay, more than a little bit) in Sin City itself: Las Vegas, Nevada! And today, the debaucherous reputation that this capital of earthly pleasures has one little catch to it: in the age of smart phones, nothing, and we mean nothing, stays in Vegas.

But that’s not going to stop these partygoers from doing exactly what they came to Vegas for in the first place: having a good time! From the hysterical to the plain bizarre to the all-out facepalms, have a gander at why this magic town never stops delivering.

1. You May Now Kiss The Jedi

There’s Star Wars fans…and then there’s these two. The vast majority of Vegas’ infamous shotgun weddings tend to be officiated by an endless supply of glittering Elvis impersonators. You’ve surely seen those — but have you ever seen a happy marital couple quite like this?

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You’ve got to hand it to the bride, as she eschews traditional gender norms and assumptions about beauty, opting for a lovely green Yoda mask rather than, say, Princess Leia. And let’s not forget how practical those masks are: no need for makeup or getting your eyebrows done!

2. The Hero Vegas Deserves

Ah, Vegas, the great unifier. Bringing together friend and foe alike for generations! One simply has to wonder what Batman, The Joker, and Bane have been drinking to make them sit together with such civility. Bruce Wayne certainly looks like he’s in need of a breather.

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Cosplayers roaming the streets of Las Vegas are a given, but this photo leaves us with far more questions than answers. Why are they so quiet? What late-night munchies have they picked? And most importantly, how on Earth does Bane drink through that contraption on his face?

3. Pricey In Pink

Sure, maybe you’ve seen some outlandish things for sale in shop windows around Halloween season, but in Vegas this kind of accessory is in year-round abundance. After all, when you’re in Sin City with your posse having a stroll around town, you want to make the right kind of statement!

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But don’t disregard this fashion choice upon first sight! You never know what people can be attracted to, especially the sort of crazy creatures Las Vegas beckons. When strutting your stuff in this wonderfully disturbing pink gorilla suit, you might stumble (yes, literally: stumble) upon the love of your life!

4. Throwback Trunksday

No eccentric moments from Las Vegas would be complete without a reminder of the city’s past. Here, Tanya the Baby Elephant tries her luck gambling back in the late 1960s. It’s just more evidence that this glittering town has more than earned its history of a wild reputation.

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Before making her way to Las Vegas with her trainer, the little Thai princess had already performed across Europe to thrilled audiences, which included none other than Queen Elizabeth II and her husband Prince Philip. Here you can see her causing quite a stir at Circus Circus Hotel and Casino.

For more of the funniest photos taken in Vegas, read on!

5. Pay No Attention To The Man In The Suit

Move along, nothing to see here, folks. These gamblers seem totally unfazed by the gentleman who’s casually added himself to their table. And besides, you shouldn’t distract Sasquatch; he’s focused on his game. After all, it’s just another day with the typical clientele who frequent the Vegas casinos.

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Biologists remain skeptical as to whether or not this photo provides conclusive evidence of Bigfoot’s existence. But one thing is for certain: he’s got one heck of a poker face! It must have been very difficult for his opponents not to get distracted.

6. Mercy, Mercy, Mercy

Now here’s the caliber of religious leadership we could use more of in the world today. You thought Gandhi and the Dalai Lama had the kindest and most peaceful hearts possible? Think again. Pastor Allen F. Harrod, stay beautiful; you’re a hero among men.

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Needless to say, that church has one bold tagline. And that pastor is lucky to belong to the denomination that doesn’t necessarily do confession, because…can you even begin to fathom the kind of sick and depraved things Vegas tourists would want to get off their chests?

7. Veil Of Fortune

This young bride has certainly got her priorities in order. Look beyond the situation and you’ll realize she’s actually a savvy, risk-taking businesswoman: rather than blowing her money on the wedding reception, she’s descended on the slots in an attempt to actually trying to earn some cash back!

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Never mind a costume change: she made sure she could sit comfortably by draping her bridal gown over her chair. Hey, if you’re going to go for the traditional angle when getting married in Las Vegas, you might as well do it properly! When in Rome…

8. Way Too High

Whether you’re at home or in Vegas, here’s a friendly disclaimer: do not try this! When thrill-seeker Mickey Wilson rolled into town, he had a, shall we say, alternative itinerary in mind. He decided to steer clear of the usual substances, because adrenaline is his drug of choice.

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Why visit the sights on the Vegas Strip when he could take them all in — balancing at 500 feet in the air. Apparently, back home in Boulder, Colorado, he was used to practicing in a quiet, rustic atmosphere. That’s certainly different from the noise and lights of Vegas. Stay focused, Mickey!

9. Sauced Italians

After Princess Peach finally walked out, hitting Vegas hard seemed to be the inevitable outcome. And if you thought their English was clunky enough before, by this point it must be practically unintelligible. Poor Mario and Luigi look like they’ve definitely seen better days.

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Hate to break up the illusion, but something would lead us to believe all those bottles around them are full and these buskers are merely hamming it up for passersby. Think about it: how can you drink with those heads on? Very impractical.

There’s more where that came from – read on for some more hilarious photos taken in Vegas!

10. A Different Sister Act

From Celine Dion to Cher to Elvis impersonators, Cirque du Soleil, Siegfried and Roy, to ladies with far too many feathers, Vegas is known for its spectacular stage shows. But this one is downright baffling. It looks like The Sound of Music meets Spamalot.

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We can’t really figure out what kind of worship these nuns are peddling, but it sure looks fabulous, so it’s safe to say it’s a religion we’re definitely willing to get behind. We’re curious when in their vows they traded in wimples for sequins. Those headdresses look heavy though!

11. Hairdo Or Hairdon’t?

That can’t be his real hair. Wait, is it really? There’s patriotism, there’s pride for your hometown, but this definitely takes the cake. If that is in fact his own mohawk, one has to wonder just how much time and effort it took to achieve this superior ‘do.

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Stick around this guy and see where he’s partying, because if he’s so enthusiastic about Vegas that he felt the need to wear it on his sleeve, er, scalp, then he’s bound to know precisely how to help you utilize your time in Las Vegas to the fullest.

12. Seems Legit

So many questions, where to begin? It’s not as though this fellow was locked out of his hotel room: he somehow had access to this mattress, and managed to drag it all the way into the casino. In a away, you’ve got to admire his boldness.

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But alas, this reveler forgot one crucial detail: an awesome pair of pajamas. After all, if you’re going to be seen in public, particularly while unconscious, it’s all about making the right impression.

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Get ready for a whole slew of insane Vegas moments up ahead!

13. Grandma’s Hip

Forget tea and hard candies — this is not your average grandma. Not only did she go out to Vegas to have a rockin’ good time, and not only did she manage to scramble on top of that slot machine, but she did it all in those platform shoes!

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Vegas seems to bring out the prankster in us all. Grandma gets extra points for this graceful execution, but whose wild idea was it to get her to do this in the first place? Remember when planking was a trend? Yeah, she can’t either.

14. Returning To The Scene Of The Crime

He’s just too cool for Bradley Cooper these days. Ever since the massive success of The Hangover movie franchise, any appearance funnyman Zach Galifianakis makes in Las Vegas is bound to be epic, and any photo opportunity with him during said visit is bound to be absolutely irresistible, even if it is just an impersonator.

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The Wolf Pack has been left behind tonight and traded in for the Fox Den. This guy looks like he’s an extremely good sport to pose with his excited fans, but how does his wife feel about all this? And we know Alan well — too well — but what’s his drink of choice?

15. Bromantic Liaisons

As well you know, there’s a wide variety of personality types, and a wide variety of reactions to heavy drinking. There’s violent ones, weepy ones, sick ones, the ones that think they’re superheroes. These guys chose to show us some perfectly orchestrated drunken bromance. Aww.

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Some friendships can be broken by substance-fueled excesses in Vegas, but it looks like this squad is doing just fine. And the best part? They refused to get sloppy about it; Little Spoon #2 even managed to set his drink securely on the bar counter. Well done!

16. Day Of Judgment

It’s not me, it’s you! Stop laughing at me! No matter how much of a bigshot you and the bros might think you are as you swagger on down the Vegas Strip, these sassy ladies are all lined up to cut you down to size.

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Guys, a word of caution: don’t let these ladies distract you too much! Watch where you’re aiming. Really, you’ve got to have mercy on those who clean Vegas bathrooms. They’re one tough breed of human. We do not want to know what that floor looks like after a bad night.

17. Hitched In Transylvania

Remember, folks, there’s no need for a marriage license in the state of Nevada. So, if you’re someone who loves spontaneity and fulfilling your fantasy, Vegas is the place for you. This couple is positively radiant with joy, and decided to spice things up with a ‘sweet transvestite’ officiating.

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show is one of the more unique wedding themes we’ve seen. We’re hoping this relationship doesn’t end up like the movie. So, have fun, but don’t marry under the influence! Like that Carrie Underwood song, you might wake up and not even know your own last name!

18. That’s Not Lasagna

It must have been a Monday. After Jon got sick of being mocked and belittled by his big snarky orange cat, it would appear he gave Garfield the boot, and he’s wound up on the mean and corruptible streets of glitzy Las Vegas. But at least he’s not alone!

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We have to give credit where credit’s due. Despite his questionable choice in drinks, this cat’s looking decidedly trim these days. Keep up the good work!

That’s just plain goofy, but wait ’til you get a load of these next ridiculous Vegas pics!

19. No Escape

This is what Sunday night in Vegas actually looks like. Okay, so these poor folks are clearly demonstrating the logical aftermath of a Vegas trip well done, but they raise a valid point: why fly home when you can crawl?

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Here’s something you don’t see in the picture: McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas, like all Nevada airports, has a fun way to pass the time — slot machines right there inside the terminals! Because when your time in Vegas ought to be fun ’til the very last moment!

20. Sign Of The Times

Nasty puns, our world would be so much darker without you. One more time for those innocent few who didn’t quite grasp the wordplay at Binion’s Gambling Hall in Vegas at first glance: this sign isn’t just telling you where the booze and games are to be had.

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Now that you’ve got past the initial shock, you have to admit that whoever looked at the interior design of the bar and came up with this zinger must have thought he (or she, but let’s be real: doubtful) was nothing short of brilliant.

21. Ink Blot

Many mistakes have been made in Vegas, and thankfully, quite a few can be fixed. But if there’s an unfortunate tattoo capital of America, let alone the world, look no further. Let’s parse this atrocity, because it deserves a spot of analysis.

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First, never lend your drunk and reckless friend access to a tattoo gun. We’re almost positive this was the case here, as no self-respecting licensed tattoo artist would stoop this low. And most important of all, no matter how wasted you may get, don’t let the liquor make you illiterate!

22. Bright Future

Ladies! We’re not here to tell you what career path you ought to pursue — do whatever makes you feel fulfilled. But you might want to leave Las Vegas before deciding what the next step is after graduation. It would appear that Sin City has more than a few distracting offers.

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This truly is one of those ‘only in Vegas’ moments. Can you imagine the sort of uproar this kind of a billboard would cause anywhere else? But that’s what allures people to this town: here, anything goes, and these club promoters are more than aware of that.

23. A Lesson In Multitasking

It has to be said: bringing your kids to Vegas is not the wisest course of action. On the other hand, you’ve got to feel sympathy for new parents, sometimes just need a break. However, we’re not quite sure what to make of this scenario below.

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We’re going to go on the assumption that this father was trying to amuse his baby with the flashing lights and colors of the digital slot machines, but didn’t want to mess up his game. As long as he’s paying equal attention to both, no problem!

24. Party Hat

Did you love having balloon animals at your birthday parties as a kid? Welcome to the adult school of inflatable art. If you’re in Vegas and happen upon someone who can shape balloons for you, what better memento to represent the sordid spirit of the town than this?

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Folks, a spoiler alert is in order: that’s not a ballerina on his head. But a few even weirder things about this charming couples pic: when is it ever cold enough in Vegas to wear a scarf?

Vegas isn’t done surprising us, and neither are we! Keep reading — there’s even more insane moments just around the corner!

25. Monday’s Gonna Be Fun

Ah, the delightful discomfort of office outings. There’s nothing quite like bonding with your co-workers while constantly making sure not to do anything you’ll regret when you’re back in the office. Apparently, that line has been crossed quite tangibly with this trio — and it reeks of awkward.

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Perhaps an office outing in Vegas is doomed from the get-go. What are you going to do, get to Sin City and behave prim and proper? Regardless, check out the difference in expression from right to left. Yikes. Which of these three would you be in a similar situation?

26. Our Mouse, In The Middle Of The Street

Oh how the mighty have fallen. As you can tell from the background, Minnie Mouse had wholesome intentions for her Vegas trip, meaning to see The Beatles Love show at Treasure Island Hotel. Unfortunately, her night on the town did not end up that way.

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Just wait ’til Mickey gets wind of this. Not that we recommend taking small children to Vegas (because really — what’s the point?), but one has to wonder what sort of uncomfortable questions might arise for Mom and Dad if they were to happen upon this sight!

27. Rest Room

Remember, folks: everything in moderation! On second thought, you only live once, especially if you’re in Vegas, so if you’re going to go overboard, you might as well do it there. That being said, have some sympathy for this poor young lady — we’ve all been there.

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She’s well thought out, too — If you’re feeling that queasy, then you might as well position yourself strategically. Moreover, she had the sense to kick off her shoes first so she wouldn’t trip on her heels! Now that’s called planning ahead.

28. Not Taking Any Chances

Bravo to this young lady! They said enjoy responsibly, and she took the message to heart and wore the outfit to show it off. We’ve already seen how unfortunate and permanent the consequences of a night on the town can be in Vegas.

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She’s come to a perfect balance between letting loose and not doing anything that will come back to haunt her later. We can’t tell what hour of the night this is, but she’d better be careful of those Bud Lights on the counter — things could take a sharp turn!

29. Cheap Souvenirs

Ouch, this one definitely made us cringe a little. Las Vegas is notorious for people letting loose and feeling carefree. But remember: there can be dire consequences! There’s a fine line between having no regrets and making a serious, serious error in judgment, right?

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As the drinks flow and the party-filled nights wear on, some people’s dwindling lack of inhibitions can lead to them waking up groaning, “What was I thinking?” So in a roundabout way, this sign is a good Samaritan — help is at hand! Knowledge is power!

30. A New Treatment Method

Technically they’re right, but it doesn’t mean you should listen! Check out this ad for a local family-owned liquor store in the Vegas area. Look at those chuckling faces in the poster; they know they’ve dropped the mic. And like it or not, you have to admit: Lee’s got a point.

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Suffice to say, it’s a pretty reasonable assumption that this kind of billboard wouldn’t fly in any other place in America. In a way, that’s part of the magic of Las Vegas: the locals know exactly what you came here for.

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