Constant Liberal Butthurt Has Created a Permanent Protester Class

The Church of the Perpetually Offended has spawned a new cult – the permanent, professional protester class. The cult is made up of people who have nothing better to do, especially when they aren’t getting their way on the issues of the day.

Following the liberal butthurt exhibited after the November elections, and their religion of Liberalism being rejected at all levels of government, many have decided to become protesters. It looks great on a resume, doesn’t it?

Bobby Watson, an on-call protester from Chicago, says he goes wherever the action is. “When I get the call, I’ve got to be ready to go. George Soros pays for my travel expenses and meals. And it don’t matter what the cause is. I’m just there to disrupt, maybe have a fight, break some stuff, knock out some Trump supporter if I’m lucky. It’s not a bad gig at all.”

Bobby says he can make more money protesting for Mr. Soros than he could at McDonald’s. “Like this Muslim ban, the one where Trump is trying to ban every Muslim in the world from ever coming here, like, forever? That’s bullsh*t, man!”

The only skill set apparently needed by the successful protester is the ability to be pissed off about something at all times.

When asked what his protesting goals are, Bobby said, “I want to move up to where I’m the one carrying the megaphone!” Finally, we asked if his constant protesting has resulted in any changes in policy that came out in his favor. Bobby replied sadly, “No.”