This New Year’s I was going to make a resolution never to be late again, but I didn’t wake up until January 2nd. So I decided it would be to win the lottery. That way, if I can’t keep my resolution, I can at least blame someone else – De acest An Nou aveam de gand sa imi propun sa nu mai intarzii, dar nu m-am trezit pana pe 2 ianuarie. Asa ca m-am decis ca voi castiga la loterie. In felul asta, daca nu pot sa ma tin de rezolutie, macar pot sa dau vina pe altcineva. (Melanie White)