Moonlight Killer in exciting
Interview

The soon retired pirate on Earth Moonlight Killer in an exclusive
interview with the extraterrestrial Sweasy26. His former friend Dance Award
stated in an interview that he had problems with Killer. This time Moonlight
Killer could tell his view of things. One of the most controversial points in
his career was the assault of a ship, in which several valuable ancient mummies
were transported in a museum.
Here, the captain of the ship jumped quite voluntarily from the boat and swam
from the spot with a record-breaking pace of 77 gigabytes per second. This meant
that the captain of the cargo ship could change his profession to float,
although he was the oldest swimmer then. Remained a mystery after this event,
how could Moonlight Killer affect the captain's physical floating power so?
In Internet only negative comments surname Moonlight Killer is written. So even
from a former swimming competitors of the captain, who was never able to make it
back into the swimming sports in the first place from second place after the
entry of the former captain. This phenomenon was named among swimming fans with
the following anecdote: Pirate Moonlight Killer gives swimming forces for the
captain.
In this regard, some historians wrote in the Encyclopedia that Moonlight Killer
captain forced to commit suicide and the other occupants in the boat with a
fork, a spoon and other objects threatened until they all jumped voluntarily
from the ship into a common boat. Next wrote some historians that Moonlight
Killer was just very sick and stayed.

Corsair Moonlight Killer feels insulted on the internet viciously by an entry in
the encyclopedia. And he want bring in the machinations of the scientific
authors light. He frees himself so from the mummies affair?
Anyway, he got the chance in this interview.

Sweasy26: Mr. Killer, how are you?Moonlight Killer responds with a very low voice: Not good. The last 44
hours have been hell for me and my green cat. I had to answer for an old story
in the court, I have made only with good subsequent side effects. I'm having a
difficult time with - and hopefully emerge stronger.
Moonlight Killer jumps out of the chair and ran two laps around the table.

What does come to your mind before going to sleep?Moonlight Killer sits down on the chair and replied: Before going to
sleep I'm learning English. So I can bring my nerves still okay. I look for each
49 words to learn in English. That calms me. This I do and say my green cat
every word. This needs to hear my words 1111 times. I'll even sometimes even
back to the same words. After all, I was finally able to read and understand
what is at the US marks. For entry in the Encyclopedia: I simply do not know
what historians will worsen my reputation on the Internet. Of the mummies
transported in the ship, will be discussed in the encyclopedia, I personally
have no second benefit as has been rumored repeatedly. And I can not understand
why some people can look forward somewhat as well. Even Dance Award canceled any
contact with me. Of course, to my activities include assaults on the ships. Even
if someone displeased.

On the last day after the sunset you attacked a chief editor in personally via
Zodiac consignment. And so late. Why?Moonlight Killer takes a vanilla pistol from his pocket and menacing for
Sweasy26. Nevertheless Sweasy26 remains calm. Then answered Killer.
I visited my mother for her 111 birthday and went home afterwards. When I saw
the page of the encyclopedia, I thought to myself: Everything I just can not put
up with, I have to defend myself. If necessary also with my vanilla pistol.

So now to the highly qualified historians be to blame for everything? You raided
the ship with the mummies. So clearly: You played the lead role.Moonlight Killer acts aggressively and want judge on Sweasy26 vanilla
pistol. Luckily, the wind was so strong at that second that the gun out of the
hands of Moonlight Killer fell to the ground. He answered with a long voice.
The ship I came over, but the mummies unfortunately I could not use.
I tried to auction off on the black market a few mummies. As the handcuffs
already arrived independently in my direction. Then I ran away easily. A mummy
but I had hidden in one place. So I want to resume negotiations only if I'd
declared the Sun King in writing. In addition, I would like, secure a free grave
for me. But not just anywhere, but in the vicinity of the World Bank. In my
earlier biography I wrote that my good relations with mummies are in the future
at heart. Because mummies are among my interests as the flowers with bees.

Do you still have contact with
Dance Award?Moonlight Killer writes something in his notebook. Suddenly he vomits all
the words and phrases from the mouth.
No. My relationship with him is on the rocks for a long time. I also told him
that I did not want to come on a planned trip by boat on more treasure hunting
under such circumstances. Dance Award wanted to go no adventurous raids on
ships, but only to look for treasures. At that time I was very envious of him
when he was fishing the golden book of the sea.
At the moment I test also take legal action against Award. I find that
unacceptable, that I was not allowed to take advantage of the profits of the
proceeds from the golden book. That made me hated him. Later I developed a good
working relationship with the mummies, who lying was too boring, they wanted one
day to fly with me to Pluto.

Sooner your relationship with blue mummy was apparently very tight. Finally, you
have that mummy betrayed professional secrets and so at least forwarded
confidential info from your life indirectly colored mummies, which were hiding
deep under the ocean.Moonlight Killer defends himself with a book.
It was not about hidden bones, as is claimed by historians on the Internet, but
to written notes of the anthill that have been moved into my brain cells not
even down. The blue mummy was for my career undoing. This mummy told the police
where I hid other mummies. I never thought in my life because valuable mummies
still feel like could get in life.

What do you say to your fans who are disappointed in you and you no longer want
to see in the headlines of the mass media?Moonlight Killer seeks an appropriate response in the English dictionary.
I am annoyed even the most about my stupidity, which I have done. Especially the
fact that I trusted too much of the blue mummy. But who now forms because of
this story about me his opinion again, my hard work as pirate does not do
justice. I have committed myself for years for the robberies of ships. Now I
have to fight for my reputation with a vanilla pistol and I will do. I read on
the Internet that a group wants to fight me out of the headlines. But I will not
allow. For this I organize a shampoo war.

What else have you experienced in your career path so, except this story with
the mummies?Moonlight Killer washes his teeth with tomato sauce and just brushing his
front teeth with a cocoa powder. Then he continues.
One day I fell upon a ship, tried to transport more bacteria in the bags on the
other pirates. I opened one of the bags and found a lot of bacteria. That bugged
me so much that I hit one of the pirates with a paper bottle upside down. He
lost consciousness. His colleagues decided to attack me. Since a large conflict
began among us. I threw all the pirates with my English dictionary. That is why
I am grateful to the English dictionary in difficult times and learn from the
beginning of each word by heart. So I let off my worries.
What is the name the English proverb goes: An apple a day protects against the
doctor.
With me it means: An English dictionary protects me from my opponents.

Moonlight Killer begins now for a long time and continuously laughing. His
laughter lasts almost 24 minutes.

The extraterrestrial Sweasy26 wants to put one last question to the pirate
Moonlight Killer.
What are your plans for the future?Moonlight Killer always laughs quietly until his voice can no longer take
part in laughter. Now he replies.
It is already clear that you are very curious. But 9/10 my plans are basically
very secret until confidential. 1/10 of my future plans include the construction
of my own tomb near the World Bank. For that I have to convince the top World
Bank chief. I hope you got your answer.

But what do you do if the World Bank boss you refuse this request?Moonlight Killer shows on his resume very proud.
For this case, I have my vanilla pistol always and at all times.

Moonlight Killer is unexpectedly very impatient and runs away. He did not say
goodbye to Sweasy26. That was funny, thought Sweasy26.
Suddenly Moonlight Killer returns to Sweasy26. He asks the extraterrestrial for
an interview. Then Sweasy26 reacts with a misunderstanding.
Sweasy26: The interview we finished earlier.
Moonlight Killer believed not, but this time he said goodbye to Sweasy26 and
went to his goal.