Caption Contest: GoPro gone wrong

We've been known to strap on a few GoPro cameras in our day, but our efforts are merely amateur in comparison to this guy, who we can only presume is about to perform a stunt so extreme that no less than seven GoPro cams (and a DSLR) are required to capture it.

Don: "GoPro Hero."Darren: "Amateurs gonna hate."Billy: "I see your 3D and raise you another 5D. 8D is where it's at."Jon: "I'm so liveblogging this. And Instagramming this. And..."Brian: "Someone take a picture of my weird helmet thing! What do you mean you don't have a camera?"Brad: "Hey bullies! I'm now twice the four-eyes you thought I was in high school. What have you done with your life?"Edgar: "From now on, you shall call me GoProusa."Tim: "Anybody have an SD card I can borrow?"Mat: *BATTERY LOW*Jamie: "Patent pending..."Christopher: "A&E Presents Helmet Hoarders: The GoPro Edition"Sharif: "HQ, are you seeing this?!"Myriam: "Go-Go-Gadget GoPro!"