Monthly Archives: July 2010

They all know each other. They’ve probably met in a bikini contest in Santiago Cove, Ilocos Sur or maybe in the Ginoong Magayon competition in Legazpi City. Or perhaps Lips Bar from way back. They’re most happy and comfy parading in wispy little nothings with numbers attached. It’s all about the prize money and the thrill of being admired by an ogling bunch out for some sleazefest. These are the boys, regulars in the bikini competitions around town!

There’s something about JC these days. I think he’s on a roll, out to reclaim what has been unjustly denied him by circumstances in the past – stardom or some boost to his street cred. Whether you like him or not [as in previous post‘s comments], he’s still hot and sexy.

So you see, it’s not patchy and speckled after all. Jake Cuenca‘s buttocks. He was the finale in this underwear show a couple of days ago and he had to do something to generate the hoots and the howls in the coliseum. Of course, he dropped his pants down, revealing his rump. Two years ago he did just that, but forgot to cover up some things. This time, things looked clearer.

He was here a couple of days ago as he walked the runway at the Araneta Coliseum for an underwear show. Six-feet-tall Ji Buan Ho is a popular Chinese model and he’s gone skimpy-and-tight-briefs-exclusive for local brand Bench Body. In fact, he’s the main man for Bench in China with his sexy billboards and advertisements everywhere.

Freeze-frame is the new duct tape. The wonders of technology, indeed. On a balmy Friday night I stayed home and decided to get that warm fuzzy feeling watching the noirish [crime, cynical characters, sleazy settings] movies of the fantastic Mr. Morales. Of course, he had a lot of those penis shots, however fast and fleeting they were, uh, exhibited. But nothing beats freeze-frame or whatever you call it. Like this scene from Butas. Time to buy all the DVDs of this guy!

Hey look it’s Rocco Nacino on the ground, shirtless in Bench jeans and briefs! The 23-year-old GMA-7 talent is also appearing in tonight’s Bench Uncut show. He says he’s doubly excited about wearing the new line of jeans of the local clothing brand. It means he’ll just go shirtless. Maybe he’s just calibrating this time. Two years from now, Rocco might just go all out in tiny undies in the Bench show.

So the biggest underwear show in Cubao is on tonight! Bench Uncut is definitely unfolding later and the celebs modeling those chintzy briefs are all up to something to get noticed. Many are wondering, too, what exhibitionist Jake Cuenca will do this time. We’ve seen his patchy buttocks a couple of years ago. What will he pull off, uh, pull down…pull out this time?