Turn, Cough, and Write the Most Offensive Limerick

Uploaded 11/30/2010

We need some fun aside from hacking the boob jiggle code on Tayeda and Neko's little cat fight. I would like to propose that we have a dirty limerick contest of some sort. Post your limerick in the comments and give thumbs up to the ones you like. (And no fucking hacks for 100,000 thumbs up on your own shit. Don't be an asshole.) Winner gets jack shit, as usual on EBW, except the belief that they have the right to include the title in every single blog from now until December 2012. You all know that you are perverts, deviants, and miscreants of the highest order. Show me just how proud you are and write a limerick that would make a turd gag and a psychopath say, "Man that's wrong!!!"