“My interior decorator just told me this Rothko painting doesn’t go with the new wallpaper in my living room!”

Luckily, there’s a place in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., where Tinseltown A-listers, as well as other deep-pocketed 1-percenters, can store their precious keep.

RoboVault in Fort Lauderdale.Barcroft USA

RoboVault is a beast of a facility, which is not only built to weather the most hellish kind of hurricane, but also equipped with advanced technology to keep thieving hands at bay. Think fingerprint scanners and unique passcodes; combined with bulletproof glass and armed guards, we reckon your belongings stay quite safe.

Indeed, the belongings that rich people keep here are worth storing in superprotected settings. Of course, because of confidentiality agreements, the clients’ names can’t be released, but at least we know they own great stuff. The items span from luxury sport vehicles, like Ferraris, to collections of fine art (including works painted by Picasso) and everything in between.

“I often get asked what’s the most unusual [item] that I have ever seen here and that was pallets of Mongolian dinosaur bones,” Susan McGregor, RoboVault’s president and general manager, told Barcroft TV.

The facility even houses a temperature-controlled wine vault that stays chilled at a constant 55 degrees.

“I was in the wine vault once and one of our clients dropped a bottle of wine,” McGregor continues. “They just happened to mention, ‘There goes $8,000.’ So my first thought was,‘Let me get some straws.’ ”

Susan McGregor, RoboVault’s president and general manager, stands next to one of the vault’s steel doors.Barcroft USA

If you think the rates for storing your pricey purchases behind the 18-inch-thick vault door are just as expensive as the purchases themselves, you ought to reconsider. Prices begin at $525.

“We also have clients that are not superwealthy, but who just want to have their collections or their items in the safest place possible,” McGregor adds.