Monday, February 25, 2013

Tell every waiter, manager, or anyone engaged in a food-related conversation that your food/meal tastes like a Lunchable. You may choose to include or exclude the world "deluxe" as an adjective for your "Lunchable"

Example 1: Scene- Outback

Manager: How is everything this evening?
You: Great! My steak tastes like a Lunchable!

Example 2: School Cafeteria

Peer: Hey, can I have a girl scout cookie?
You: Sure! They taste like Lunchables!

Friday, February 15, 2013

I was scrolling through my facebook today and noticed what a wide variety of people I know. Not to say I have so many friends, just a lot of people who have been "pieces of furniture" in my weird life. It got me to thinking, I wish I could have a party once a year with all of my favorite people. People from high school band, people from Glisson, people from Miniwanca, people from Auburn, people from our family, neighbors, just everyone I know and love! 24 hours of my favorite people.

I would also be inclined to invite this assortment of straight-from-the-textbook people.

What a celebration! Maybe one day I will do this! (but probably not because this also sounds really expensive...)