The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem. Whats problum doctor ask? I’m 2400 kms from home.

…*Sarder changed all of his passwords to ‘INCORRECT’ . . . So that whenever he forgots the passwords the computer will automatically remaid ur passwords is ‘INCORRECT’ kn kehta hai sardar bewaquf hoty hai…23*

Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you get this exact information? Accountant: I was here 20 days ago… The guide told me that the painting was 500 years old.

Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas…". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir…" and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down…

“Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able to live on my small income?” “Of course, dearest, no trouble,” she replied. “But what will you live on?”

Sardarji gets married. his friend give him a gun for his prsent and says ‘if you’re wife isn’t a virgin, shoot her.’ she was a virgin and so on the first night, they made out. the next day, he shot her… ;-> :’~’: K33P SMiLiNG :’~’:…