Posts Tagged ‘Michelle Obama’

A note to Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton: As a female, I need no advice from either of you on how to live or how to vote. Neither of you speaks for me. In fact, both of you speak against me and my interests, and both of you have spent your lives working to undermine values I hold dear. You both are more than happy to lie to advance your causes, and both of you are married to men who lie repeatedly and broke their oaths of office on a daily basis, One of you is married to a serial adulterer, but you knew that when you married him. Both of you produced children who are arrogant and uncaring and have a sense of entitlement the size of Texas.

Neither of you have ever done anything truly useful for the nation which has given you so much. What We the People have received from you is a fine display of bad intentions, bad judgment, flexible morals, endless preaching, copious disdain and bountiful displays of vast ignorance about the ordinary citizens of this country, who you denigrate and mock and sneer at on a regular basis.

You wrap yourself in the flag and pretend to admire the military and law enforcement while inviting killers and other rancid characters One of whom you allowed your daughter to work for) to the white House and demanding that illegal aliens and gangsters be given more rights than citizens in this country. Your fondest wish is to disarm citizens to ensure they have no means of resisting the government swamp creature. Hillary! has already displayed her vast ignorance of guns and silencers, so I expect our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction will chime in shortly. I will listen for the sole purpose of being able to laugh at the absurdity of her pronouncement.

…won’t get her clothing tailored to fit her. I’d be very unhappy if I had spent nearly $2,000 for a designer dress and looked as bad in it as Michelle Obama does. She would have done much better to get a size larger and have it fitted properly. As it is, it’s so tight everywhere but at the bust that the fabric wrinkles up. Will no one tell her how awful she looks? Is Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction so nasty that her friends won’t help her, or are they equally deluded into thinking she looks just fine?

Having her husband with her on this leg of their Italian trip does not seem to have improved the disposition of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction, and her fashion sense remains as warped as ever. Does she truly think she looks fashionable and fine in that outfit? I’m sure she does, but the fact that she has to lift the legs of her trousers tells us that they are too long, or that her footwear needs heels.

The pants do nothing to hide her stomach or disguise the considerable size of her rear, and the white top just reminds us that she is basically flat-chested and very short-waisted. If I were a fashion designer, I would not allow the woman to wear anything from my line , and if I were her friend, I’d tell her she needs a seamstress who can fit the clothes she has to make them look better.

Former First Lady Michelle Obama is still mad at the world if this photo of her on vacation in Italy is anything to go by. And she is still wearing clothes which are ill-suited for her age, figure, and former position. And we taxpayers are on the hook for the cost of the Secret Service protection for the First Couple.

I expect she will remain Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction when she gets around to having her book ghost-written.

Two of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction’s least popular initiatives have just been wiped out by the Trump Administration. The first was the meddlesome and totally unpalatable school lunch program, which saw school districts losing money hand over fist because the guidelines produced food which tasted awful, and were slated to become even worse by reducing salt even further, an action of extremely dubious usefulness. The food Nazis are stroking out about the salt study because many of them have careers which depend on faulty science, just like the global warming enthusiasts. Like the cholesterol hysterics, the salt police are relying on junk science, based on even older bad suppositions.

The other recipient of an executive death blow was the “Let Girls Learn” program, started in 2015 by Michelle Obama and meant to facilitate educational opportunities for young girls in developing countries. The program was run by the Peace Corps and U.S. Agency for International Development. CNN reported the program’s termination, but the White House is denying it. CNN is trying to weasel its way out of its bad reporting, but as far as I’m concerned, anything run by the Peace Corps should be shut down for waste and fraud if not outright abuse.

The lunch program created by Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction is teaching something schools seem surprised by: how to create black markets for the salt and sugar which makes food taste better, even when it is an unappetizing as the slop developed under her watch.

File this under unintended consequences of programs designed by liberals. It applies to many others as well.

Shades of Our Lady of Perpetual Dissatisfaction! Doesn’t Mrs. Obama know that chocolate is actually good for you? These may be tasty, but they are NOT s’mores. Didn’t any of these food wizards ever taste the real thing?