Instead of Downward Facing Dog...

Instead of Crane...

Instead of Seated Forward Bend...

Instead of Warrior III...

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/geico/slightly-more-accurate-names-for-yoga-posesWed, 14 May 2014 12:08:30 -0400<strong>With this simplified guide to remembering your poses, you&#39;ll never forget how to yoga again.</strong> <a href="http://www.geico.com">GEICO</a> knows the value of a good, delightful workout!geicononadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultHow Punny Are You, Actually?http://www.buzzfeed.com/geico/how-punny-are-you-actually
So you think you’re tons of pun? GEICO has a good list you should probably check.

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/how-hodor-are-you-actuallyMon, 28 Apr 2014 14:49:42 -0400<strong>Hodor.</strong>joefrynonadultnonadultnonadult88 Thoughts Every Cat Owner Has Probably Had At Some Pointhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/geico/thoughts-every-cat-owner-has-probably-had-at-some-point
Cats are mysterious animals that we can’t help but wonder about. GEICO is something you never have to worry about, so feel free to keep thinking about your kitty.

Will Herring and Kristin Rossi

1. Why are you on my face?
2. I haven't seen you in two weeks, how are you still eating the food I put out?
3. I wonder if you actually think the TV is a threat.
4. Why is your belly so much softer than the rest of you?
5. Do you think my outfit is cool? No, you don't care.
6. How can you be hungry, you just ate.
7. Do you even like me a little?
8. Aw, you're batting at my face... wait, where have those paws been?
9. Why do you smell like popcorn?
10. No, stop licking me.
11. Seriously there is no way you make that fridge-jump this time.
12. Those eyes.
13. How did you get in there?
14. You are DEFINITELY smarter than the average cat [as cat gets stuck in plastic bag].
15. Look at me!
16. NO SERIOUSLY LOOK AT ME!
17. Why won't you look at me????
18. You're looking! [Instagrams]

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/geico/thoughts-every-cat-owner-has-probably-had-at-some-pointFri, 28 Mar 2014 11:17:04 -0400<b>Cats are mysterious animals that we can&#39;t help but wonder about.</b> <a href="https://www.geico.com/">GEICO</a> is something you never have to worry about, so feel free to keep thinking about your kitty.geicononadultnonadult1. Why are you on my face?
2. I haven't seen you in two weeks, how are you still eating the food I put out?
3. I wonder if you actually think the TV is a threat.
4. Why is your belly so much softer than the rest of you?
5. Do you think my outfit is cool? No, you don&#39;t care.
6. How can you be hungry, you just ate.
7. Do you even like me a little?
8. Aw, you&#39;re batting at my face... wait, where have those paws been?
9. Why do you smell like popcorn?
10. No, stop licking me.
11. Seriously there is no way you make that fridge-jump this time.
12. Those eyes.
13. How did you get in there?
14. You are DEFINITELY smarter than the average cat [as cat gets stuck in plastic bag].
15. Look at me!
16. NO SERIOUSLY LOOK AT ME!
17. Why won&#39;t you look at me????
18. You&#39;re looking! [Instagrams]nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult19. You look lonely, should I get you a friend?
20. But what if you fight?
21. [Googles "how many cats is too many cats"]
22. Why are your paws like little hammers?
23. Why are you wailing, nothing is happening?
24. All you do is sleep and clean yourself, why do you smell so bad?
25. How are you not bald, there is so much fur on the ground.
26. There is so much fur on my bed.
27. There is so much fur on my clothes.
28. I am literally living in a house of fur, with fur drapes and fur carpet.
29. But you are SO CUTE.
30. Why won't you eat the lower third of your bowl of food?
31. What&#39;s wrong with the water in your water bowl?
32. I would not drink the water in your bowl.
33. Oh my God I forgot to refill the water in your bowl.
34. You hate me, don&#39;t you?nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult35. How do you tuck your paws so neatly underneath your body like that?
36. Do something cute, I want you to be famous.
37. Please?
38. I want to be famous.
39. [Checks Instagram from earlier] ONLY FIVE HEARTS???
40. Don't give me that look.
41. I wish you didn&#39;t love chewing wires so much.
42. Why are you making that noise?
43. Whoa, how are you making that noise?
44. You sound like a Ferrari.
45. Wait, no, a PURR-rari.
46. We should be famous.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult47. You live under the bed. What's under there?
48. How do you even fit under there?
49. I hope I don&#39;t crush you while I&#39;m sleeping.
50. Are you under the bed right now?
51. Yup, there you are with those Gollum eyes.
52. This movie is pretty lonely, I wish you would jump on my lap.
53. Ugh, you&#39;re so warm, I wish you would get off my lap.
54. Seriously why do you claw me when you&#39;re happy?
55. How could anyone declaw their cat, it&#39;s indecent.
56. OK maybe I should get those suckers trimmed, just a little.
57. What do you do when I&#39;m not home?
58. How is it possible to sleep so much?
59. You always know the perfect spot to nap in the sun.
60. You always know the worst possible spot to throw up.
61. I can&#39;t tell if you like this song.
62. Yawn once if you like this song.
63. THIS IS OUR SONG NOW.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult64. I wonder if you really love me.
65. Still not sure why you rub up against my leg, but I like it?
66. You can totally jump higher than any other cat, like, ever.
67. How did you figure out you were supposed to use the litter box?
68. I'm so glad you clean yourself.
69. How does that work, exactly?
70. You know what, forget it. I don&#39;t want to understand.
71. Maybe I&#39;ll pet you later.
72. Stop crying!
73. Why is your fur sticking up like that?
74. Why is your tongue so dry? Is that normal?
75. Maybe we better get you checked out, buddy.
76. I literally have no clue how to get you into this cage for transport.
77. WHY ARE YOU BITING ME? I&#39;M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
78. Dogs love cars, why can&#39;t you just get on board?
79. It&#39;s going to be OK, just let me rub your ears.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult80. It's kind of lonely when you&#39;re not around.
81. Can&#39;t believe I bought you that bed, you&#39;ve never used it.
82. You usually just sleep in a curl next to me, purrari-style.
83. You&#39;re not under the bed, where are you?
84. Remember when you fit in the palm of my hand?
85. I wonder if your mom misses you.
86. Is it weird if I frame this picture of us? In tiny hats?
87. I promise never to try to put a tiny hat on you again.
88. Maybe just one more time.nonadultnonadultLauren Mayberry Of Chvrches Totally Still Gets Starstruckhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/lauren-mayberry-of-chvrches-totally-still-gets-starstruck
The awesome and amazing lead singer of Chvrches knows how to stay humble, even amidst all the band’s recent success. You know you love them.

On Tuesday evening, Chvrches played a private show at the McKittrick Hotel for SiriusXM.

Much pop. Very dance.

Cindy Ord

They rocked.

Just like Martin rocking that hat.

Lauren Mayberry (the adorable lead singer of Chvrches) told a story about a run-in she had with Sir Ian McKellen. Totally starstruck but trying to play it cool.

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/lauren-mayberry-of-chvrches-totally-still-gets-starstruckFri, 13 Dec 2013 14:30:32 -0500<strong>The awesome and amazing lead singer of Chvrches knows how to stay humble, even amidst all the band&#39;s recent success.</strong> <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/chvrches">You know you love them.</a>joefrynonadultMuch pop. Very dance.nonadultJust like Martin rocking that hat.nonadultnonadultBut she didn't say them, because that wouldn&#39;t be cool.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThe Truth Behind "Duck, Duck, Goose"http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/the-truth-behind-duck-duck-goose-a-visual-gui-1opu
We’ve all played this game, but maybe you’ve never thought about why we play it. Curious? Here’s the answer in an easily understandable format.

OH GOD IT'S A GOOSE

Duck

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/the-truth-behind-duck-duck-goose-a-visual-gui-1opuSat, 02 Mar 2013 23:11:24 -0500<b>We&#39;ve all played this game, but maybe you&#39;ve never thought about why we play it.</b> Curious? Here&#39;s the answer in an easily understandable format.babymantisnonadult36 Facts About Pop Punk That Will Make You Feel Oldhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/36-facts-about-pop-punk-that-will-make-you-feel-old
These were the best days of our lives.

And the fact that he no longer moves like this.

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/36-facts-about-pop-punk-that-will-make-you-feel-oldThu, 29 Aug 2013 16:06:18 -0400<b>These were the best days of our lives.</b>melismashablenonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult32 Ways To Tell You Grew Up In The Golden Age Of Pop Punkhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/32-ways-to-tell-you-grew-up-in-the-golden-age-of-pop-punk
And with my one last gasping breath, I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

You always wanted to make a pilgrimage to Long Island...

In your chucks with angsty lyrics written all over them.

You've been accused of being emo, and you liked it.

All the boys wanted hair like Adam's.

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/32-ways-to-tell-you-grew-up-in-the-golden-age-of-pop-punkWed, 28 Aug 2013 15:34:33 -0400<b>And with my one last gasping breath, I&#39;d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.</b>melismashablenonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThe 18 Most Comfortable Beds Everhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/catinternets/the-most-comfortable-beds-ever
You won’t believe you never tried these amazing beds before. Just look at the comfort of these beds. You’ll never want to sleep on a human face again.

Weathered Wood Bed (Country Style)

Porcelain Bed (Dangerously Comfortable)

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/catinternets/the-most-comfortable-beds-everTue, 20 Aug 2013 18:54:16 -0400<strong>You won&#39;t believe you never tried these amazing beds before.</strong> Just look at the comfort of these beds. You&#39;ll never want to sleep on a human face again.catinternetsnonadultRain Of Terror: Do We Need The War On Water?http://www.buzzfeed.com/catinternets/rain-of-terror-do-we-need-the-war-on-water
Cats across the nation are questioning the continued backlash against water in our everyday lives. How much is too much?

WASHINGTON -- Cat nation's war on water continues to fuel controversy. Today The Pawtagon released another statemeow on the current allocation of resources dedicated to researching "how much is too much" water. Another 100 hours of naps per year are to be repurposed to water research, much to the consternation of cats everywhere.

It's a debate that has been raging in the cat community for decades -- a seemingly idle threat that terrifies the average cat, despite needing small quantities for sustenance. Groups against the continued experimentation with water and water-like substances are outraged at the continued budget expenditure. Upon hearing the mews, several organizations have called for a massive day of pawtest to be held in cities across the country.

Some extremist groups, like The Cats Against Too Much Existence Of Water (CATMEOW) have been waging an active campaign for the eradication of water from every household for nearly two decades. "It's absurd" they said in a recent e-meow correspondence, "that we continue to allow this demon substance to fall from the sky. We're a domesticated society. We're not sabertooth tigers."

The Government has largely ignored their cries, opting for a more neutered position on the issue. Defense Secretary Jonathan "Mr. Tufty" Crowne urged cats everywhere to "trust in our continued effort to uncover the truth about water." "It's not normal' he said, addressing the members of the press. "To not leap incredibly fast and far away from being covered in water. But the fact remains that we need it to survive, and we don't know why."

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/catinternets/rain-of-terror-do-we-need-the-war-on-waterTue, 20 Aug 2013 18:41:27 -0400<strong>Cats across the nation are questioning the continued backlash against water in our everyday lives. How much is too much?</strong>catinternetsnonadultnonadultWASHINGTON -- Cat nation's war on water continues to fuel controversy. Today The Pawtagon released another statemeow on the current allocation of resources dedicated to researching "how much is too much" water. Another 100 hours of naps per year are to be repurposed to water research, much to the consternation of cats everywhere.
It&#39;s a debate that has been raging in the cat community for decades -- a seemingly idle threat that terrifies the average cat, despite needing small quantities for sustenance. Groups against the continued experimentation with water and water-like substances are outraged at the continued budget expenditure. Upon hearing the mews, several organizations have called for a massive day of pawtest to be held in cities across the country.nonadultSome extremist groups, like The Cats Against Too Much Existence Of Water (CATMEOW) have been waging an active campaign for the eradication of water from every household for nearly two decades. "It's absurd" they said in a recent e-meow correspondence, "that we continue to allow this demon substance to fall from the sky. We&#39;re a domesticated society. We&#39;re not sabertooth tigers."nonadultThe Government has largely ignored their cries, opting for a more neutered position on the issue. Defense Secretary Jonathan "Mr. Tufty" Crowne urged cats everywhere to "trust in our continued effort to uncover the truth about water." "It's not normal&#39; he said, addressing the members of the press. "To not leap incredibly fast and far away from being covered in water. But the fact remains that we need it to survive, and we don&#39;t know why."nonadultPICTURED ABOVE: A cat intoxicated by water, showing no fear whatsoever.nonadultSome pro-water voices have emerged, including but not limited to the Outdoor Cat Legion, and Strays Anonymous. Such organizations claim that prolonged exposure to water doesn't leave any permanent damage to fur density or ability to leap from pieces of furniture, although no hard evidence has been presented to support these claims. A study conducted in 2008 by the Meowo Clinic proved inconclusive, with five out of ten cats exposed to large amounts of distilled water still able to make it to the top of the fridge, and five failing and falling comically back to the ground.nonadultIn a recent appearance on Cat Mews Network, noted political activist Tabbie Hoffman weighed in on the issue, stating "we can't just let this stuff keep terrorizing our kittens. Humans cover themselves in it constantly, and we don&#39;t want to start acting like them, do we? I mean, it&#39;s like they&#39;re made of this stuff."nonadult15 Delightful Quotes From Kids To Keep Things In Perspectivehttp://www.buzzfeed.com/geico/15-delightful-quotes-from-kids-to-keep-things-in-perspective
Kids say the most delightfully insightful things. GEICO customer service always aims to make sure you are as delighted as possible. Get a new perspective on life’s various challenges, and remember to smile.

On the state of the American political infrastructure:

On the role of protein in a young developing child's world view:

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/geico/15-delightful-quotes-from-kids-to-keep-things-in-perspectiveTue, 23 Apr 2013 20:29:02 -0400<strong>Kids say the most delightfully insightful things.</strong> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/geico">GEICO</a> customer service always aims to make sure you are as delighted as possible. Get a new perspective on life&#39;s various challenges, and remember to smile.geicononadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThe 15 Best Things About Kickballhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/miller64/the-15-best-things-about-kickball
You might think that this sport is only for professionals, but you’d be very wrong. There are a ton of reasons you need to SUIT UP and KICK STUFF today. To Love, Sweat and Beers™.

The lack of specialized equipment and highly-skilled positions means that just about anyone can play kickball. It's The People's Sport.

You don't even need a kickball. YOU DON'T NEED A KICKBALL TO PLAY KICKBALL. THAT'S CRAZY.

You get to make ridiculous nicknames that wouldn't fly in normal situations and put them on clothes and stuff.

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/miller64/the-15-best-things-about-kickballFri, 24 May 2013 12:18:04 -0400<strong>You might think that this sport is only for professionals, but you&#39;d be very wrong.</strong> There are a ton of reasons you need to SUIT UP and KICK STUFF today. <a href="http://bs.serving-sys.com/BurstingPipe/adServer.bs?cn=tf&amp;c=20&amp;mc=click&amp;pli=6873343&amp;PluID=0&amp;ord=[timestamp]">To Love, Sweat and Beers&trade;</a>.miller64nonadultYOU could win this!nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultBetter.nonadultTHEY HAD A BUNCH OF HITS.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultGet kicking today!nonadultnonadult29 Animals Who Are Delighted To See Youhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/geico/29-animals-who-are-delighted-to-see-you
Imagine coming home from a hard day and seeing one of these delighted faces waiting for you. Then take that feeling and double it. That’s the delight you get from GEICO Customer Service.

This Seal

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/geico/29-animals-who-are-delighted-to-see-youMon, 15 Oct 2012 08:43:49 -0400<b>Imagine coming home from a hard day and seeing one of these delighted faces waiting for you.</b> Then take that feeling and double it. That’s the delight you get from GEICO Customer Service.geicononadult"I'm so excited you're home from work!"nonadult"I've been looking for you everywhere! Is that a new haircut?"nonadult"I can't believe it! It's been ages! Tell me about your time travels!"nonadult"HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!"nonadult"Don't just stand there, you silly. Bring it in for the real thing."nonadult"Ohboyohboyit'syoumyfavoritethingletsrunaroundmyfavoritethingpleaseloveme." And you're like, "I know."nonadult"You've lost so much weight!"nonadult"I thought you were dead!"nonadult"I don't even remember why we were fighting."nonadult"I'm so happy to see you! And I've totally forgotten about the time you forgot to invite me to your Bar Mitzvah."nonadult"I've been waiting all day for you! I even carved your name in the snow! I can't spell though, so it kind of just looks like a foot."nonadult"You complete me."nonadult"We don't even care that you left us in the car while you went shoe shopping WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK GIVE ME KISSES!"nonadult"You are like a drink of cool water, friend."nonadult"Sooooooo niceeeeeeeee tooooooooo seeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."nonadult"It's like my birthday and Christmas and the first day of summer all rolled into one!"nonadult"Don't worry, I'm a vegan. Put on the tea, I have stories!"nonadult"My face hurts from smiling at the sight of you."nonadult"Whooooo's better than you?"nonadult"Where have you been all my life?"nonadult"It's been almost seven years since we parted at El Paso. You didn't even say goodbye. Gwendolyn said I was foolish for dreaming you'd return, but look at us now. Together again. I'm so happy I could lick you, you silly human. I could just lick you. Dreams come true."nonadult"Stop it! You know I'm ticklish!"nonadult"I wanted to look my Sunday best for you."nonadult"My three favorite things are eating, sleeping, AND YOU."nonadult"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more you!"nonadult"I wrote a poem for you. Would you like to hear it?"nonadult"You. You got what I need."nonadult"And you brought snacks!"nonadult"Walk me. Walk me like your french dogs."nonadultnonadult11 Potential Future Snoop Animalshttp://www.buzzfeed.com/rdio/9-potential-snoop-animals-for-the-future-6uiu
Snoop Dogg has only recently transformed into Snoop Lion, but imagine all the other Snoop Animals and genres waiting to be unleashed into the Izzleverse. Here are a few predictions for other musical avenues the Snoopmobile can take to sonic glory. “Reincarnated” comes out in theatres March 15th. DVD and album available April 16th. Listen to the single “La La La” now on Rdio.

Snoop Wood-Mouse

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/rdio/9-potential-snoop-animals-for-the-future-6uiuWed, 13 Mar 2013 10:12:34 -0400<strong>Snoop Dogg has only recently transformed into Snoop Lion, but imagine all the other Snoop Animals and genres waiting to be unleashed into the Izzleverse.</strong> Here are a few predictions for other musical avenues the Snoopmobile can take to sonic glory. "Reincarnated" comes out in theatres March 15th. DVD and album available April 16th. Listen to the single "La La La" now on <a href="http://www.rdio.com/artist/Snoop_Lion/">Rdio</a>.rdioadultQuiz: Indie Rock Frontman Or Random Guy In Brooklyn?http://www.buzzfeed.com/rdio/quiz-indie-rock-frontman-or-random-guy-in-brookly-6uiu
We’re here to help you discover some new music by memorizing a few famous faces of the glamorous world of indie rock and roll. Some of these faces are frontmen for notable indie rock bands. Think you can pick them out of a crowd of kids from Brooklyn? Let’s find out! Sign up for a free Rdio account to hear new music from some of these indie rockers!

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/rdio/quiz-indie-rock-frontman-or-random-guy-in-brookly-6uiuMon, 28 Jan 2013 16:26:35 -0500<strong>We&#39;re here to help you discover some new music by memorizing a few famous faces of the glamorous world of indie rock and roll.</strong> Some of these faces are frontmen for notable indie rock bands. Think you can pick them out of a crowd of kids from Brooklyn? Let&#39;s find out! Sign up for a free <a href="http://www.rdio.com/">Rdio</a> account to hear new music from some of these indie rockers!rdioadultnonadult<small>Photo Sources:
1. Rick Diamond, Getty Images
2. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/p/Ulrfe-TgW2/">Mattmcvay, Instagram</a>
3. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/p/UjOYP5Hp3d/">armandopiquer, Instagram</a>
4. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/p/Q1KXzIE08P/">jmkthree, Instagram</a>
5. C Flanigan/FilmMagic, Getty Images
6. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/p/Uq2V00LOn8/">apotheke_co, Instagram</a>
7. Neilson Barnard/Getty Images for SiriusXM
8. (Getty / Michael Buckner)
9. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/p/RLxZ3eD1X5/">coco_bates, Instagram</a>
10. Erika Goldring/Getty Images
11. Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for LACOSTE
12. Christopher Polk/WireImage
13. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://instagram.com/p/UlwAGojiCa/">thebeppo, Instagram</a>
14. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/byebyeempire/2889394759/">Brian Pennington via Creative Commons</a></small>
15. Photo by Steven Dewall/Redferns
16. Photo by Stephen J. Cohen / Gettynonadult<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.rdio.com/">Sign up for a free Rdio account</a> and get all the features you want -- unlimited playlists, mobile, and millions of songs, right at your fingertips.nonadult14 Famous Philosophical Quotes Explained With Kanye Lyricshttp://www.buzzfeed.com/rdio/14-famous-philosophical-quotes-explained-with-kanye-lyrics
Philosophical quotes can be needlessly obtuse, so let’s have Ye break it down for us. Everyone knows about his affinity for Nietzsche, but Yeezus has a lot more to teach his disciples about famous philosophical phrases.

Aristotle: "A friend to all is a friend to none."

Keystone/Hulton Archive / Getty Images

Timothy Leary: "Think for yourself and question authority."

Keystone / Getty Images

Marx: "Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex."

Apic / Getty Images

Rousseau: "Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains."

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/rdio/14-famous-philosophical-quotes-explained-with-kanye-lyricsTue, 18 Jun 2013 08:50:30 -0400<strong>Philosophical quotes can be needlessly obtuse, so let&#39;s have Ye break it down for us.</strong> Everyone knows about his affinity for Nietzsche, but Yeezus has a lot more to teach his disciples about famous philosophical phrases.rdiononadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<small>Note: This is a common, slightly misconstrued paraphrase of the actual quote: "If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours," but that doesn&#39;t usually fit on a coffee mug.</small>nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.rdio.com">Sign up for a free Rdio account</a> and check out <i>Yeezus</i>.nonadultnonadult23 Dogs Who Are Too Adorably Stupid For Their Own Goodhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/dogs-who-are-too-stupid-for-their-own-good
You big, beautiful idiots.

This dog who actually had the thought, "Oh, let me just go catch this stream of water."

This little guy who thinks his own reflection is another dog.

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/dogs-who-are-too-stupid-for-their-own-goodTue, 30 Jul 2013 16:09:39 -0400<b>You big, beautiful idiots.</b>mattbellassainonadultDog, that is water. You cannot catch it.nonadultDOG, ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? THAT&#39;S A BABY. IT CAN&#39;T THROW.nonadultDog, that&#39;s not how you walk up stairs. You&#39;re going to hurt yourself.nonadultUm, dog, are you for real? THAT&#39;S YOU.nonadultUgh, dog, you are so dumb. THAT&#39;S A FACE. NOT THE GROUND.nonadultUm, dog, let me explain to you how stupid you look.nonadultDog, do you realize how far behind your skills are?nonadultTHERE&#39;S NO GLASS, DOG. YOU CAN LITERALLY WALK RIGHT THROUGH IT OH MY GOD.nonadultAre you serious right now? DOG, THAT&#39;S NOT A REAL DOG.nonadultDo you even know what real things are, dog? Are you aware that the dot is NOT ACTUALLY REAL, DOG?!nonadult....nonadultOH MY GOD, DOG. HOW DUMB CAN YOU BE?nonadultDog, are you even trying? Think about your leg movements, dog. Think about them.nonadultUm, no, dog. That&#39;s a flower pot.nonadultWrong.nonadultNO, DOG. YOU BARELY FIT. TRY A BIGGER DOOR, DUMMY.nonadultDog, do you even know how legs work?nonadultLook at yourself.nonadultIt&#39;s NOT ALIVE. IT&#39;S A DOOR THINGIE, DOG. JUST GET YOUR BALL AND WALK AWAY.nonadultHave you been around water before, dog? Are you aware that what you&#39;re doing is idiotic?nonadultNo, just... just no. That is definitely not a bed.nonadultI feel like you know how stupid you look, dog, so I&#39;m not even gonna rub it in.nonadultIf you weren&#39;t so adorable, dog, I would be really worried about you.nonadultnonadultnonadultInfographic: How To Build A DIY Lightsaberhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/infographic-how-to-build-a-diy-lightsaber
Skip a few steps in your Jedi training and start by building your very own lightsaber. Just follow this infographic by Herbert Pocket.

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/infographic-how-to-build-a-diy-lightsaberThu, 29 Nov 2012 18:50:10 -0500<strong>Skip a few steps in your Jedi training and start by building your very own lightsaber.</strong> Just follow this infographic by <a href="http://www.herbertpocket.co.uk/how-to-make-a-lightsaber/">Herbert Pocket</a>.joefryadultBuster Posey Has A History Of Grand Slamshttp://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/buster-posey-has-a-history-of-grand-slams
Check out this gem from his college days. Posey smacks one over the wall in the 2008 Tallahassee regional.

Today Buster Posey hit a grand slam in the NLDS that carried The Giants to the next level in the playoffs. But he's been hitting them ever since his college days.

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]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/buster-posey-has-a-history-of-grand-slamsThu, 11 Oct 2012 19:10:33 -0400<strong>Check out this gem from his college days.</strong> Posey smacks one over the wall in the 2008 Tallahassee regional.joefrynonadultToday Buster Posey hit a grand slam in the NLDS that carried The Giants to the next level in the playoffs. But he&#39;s been hitting them ever since his college days.nonadultIt&#39;s like seeing the future.nonadultnonadultnonadultTremors Are Realhttp://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/tremors-are-real
Scientists have discovered something called “The Devil Worm” deep beneath the Earth. This sucker is the deepest living animal known to man. It can withstand extreme heat and pressure, and also chew through your dreamcatcher.

Meet this new nematode species -- It's called Halicephalobus Mephisto, which sounds like something that would alarm exorcists if uttered near a Catholic church. It lives 2.2 miles underground, a huge amount of space below the deepest known creatures.

The discovery was made by geomicrobiologist Tullis Onstrott of Princeton University, and nematologist Gaetan Borgonie of Beligium's University of Ghent. The worm was first found in the depths of a South African gold mine. We'd compare it to a metaphorical gold mine as well, if it wasn't less like "gold" and more like an evil-looking worm-monster made of nightmares.

The team that discovered the devil worm found evidence that they've existed for thousands of years, but coincidentally, only just began to devour our dreams today.

]]>http://www.buzzfeed.com/joefry/tremors-are-realTue, 02 Oct 2012 16:44:55 -0400<strong>Scientists have discovered something called "The Devil Worm" deep beneath the Earth.</strong> This sucker is the deepest living animal known to man. It can withstand extreme heat and pressure, and also chew through your dreamcatcher.joefrynonadultnonadultMeet this new nematode species -- It&#39;s called <i>Halicephalobus Mephisto</i>, which sounds like something that would alarm exorcists if uttered near a Catholic church. It lives 2.2 miles underground, a huge amount of space below the deepest known creatures.
The discovery was made by geomicrobiologist Tullis Onstrott of Princeton University, and nematologist Gaetan Borgonie of Beligium&#39;s University of Ghent. The worm was first found in the depths of a South African gold mine. We&#39;d compare it to a metaphorical gold mine as well, if it wasn&#39;t less like "gold" and more like an evil-looking worm-monster made of nightmares.
The team that discovered the devil worm found evidence that they&#39;ve existed for thousands of years, but coincidentally, only just began to devour our dreams today.
Read more at <a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/06/110601-deepest-worm-earth-devil-science-animals-life/">NatGeo</a>.nonadult