Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%. Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.

SS Agent: Is there a specific reason you had to repeat the first grade?Abed: From what I'm told, I didn't know how to use scissors, I sat in the middle of the see-saw, and I always found the distinction between duck and goose to be arbitrary.