Are you (or someone you know) a narcissist?

Narcissists are people who have an inflated self-esteem, crave admiration and lack empathy. According to the current definition, answering yes to five or more of the following questions makes you a narcissist.
To win, pick the answer you think a narcissist would pick.
(You may have to do this for someone else as it is particularly hard for a narcissist to recognize these traits with him/herself):