Here is a list of the ultimate hens night games, with easy to follow step by step instructions! Spice up your hens night and break the ice by having some fun with these games. From the all time favourites to some newly created games, this list has them all!

Pin The Junk On The Hunk

This game is often bought from an adult shop, but you can also make it yourself! Anyone familiar with the popular kids game ‘pin the tail on the donkey’ will be sure to know how to play this adult version, with the tail being replaced by a more intimate object.

How to play:

1. Unfold the poster of the guy or printout of husband-to be

2. Give each girl a stick on penis, often these are all different shapes and sizes

3. Blindfold the girl and spin her around

4. Guide girl towards the poster and get her to stickit on closest to where she thinks it would go

5. Girl who gets the penis closest to its natural position on the man’s body wins!

Find The Candy On The Waiter

This is a fun game for the competitive girls out there who have a strong nose for the scent of chocolate or candy. This game is best played when there are two topless waiters at a party, but can also be played with one.

How to play:

With two waiters:

1. Both waiters lay on their back facing up

2. One girl is assigned to each guy

3. Girls are blindfolded

4. Bride-to-be gets to place the chocolate or candy on the waiter wherever she likes

5. The girls then have to crouch over the waiters and use their sense of smell to find the candy

6. First girl to find the lolly wins!

With one waiter:

1. Waiter lays on his back facing up

2. Two girls start either side of the guy

3. Girls are blindfolded

4. Girls have to race to get the one chocolate or candy

Note: be sure to guide the girl so she doesn’t bite the waiters groin area!

Penis Balloon Shuttle Relay

This game is perfect for a bigger group of hens and somewhere with a bit of space, preferably a lawn or grassed area.

How to play:

1. Start with two even teams

2. Create two penis shaped balloons (easy instructions found here), or get your topless waiter to make them.

3. Each team is split into two lines facing each other in a shuttle relay fashion

4. The starting person must hold the dick shaped balloon between their legs and run towards and behind their teammate on the other side

5. The team mate waits in a bending over position as to smell some lowly situated roses (doggystyle)

6. The runner then thrusts the balloon between the receivers legs, where the receiver can the use their hands to properly pull the balloon through

7. Once the passing of the balloon occurs, the newly appointed runner can run back towards their next teammate to pass the balloon in the same fashion

8. The game is complete once every player in the team has completed a full shuttle run

9. The first team to complete wins!

How Well Does The Bride Know Her Man

This game is definitely more suitable for an extroverted bride-to-be, as the spotlight is going to be on her.

How to play:

1. Formulate a series of questions to ask the husband to be

2. Secretly meet up with him and ask him for his answers

3. You can: a)Have his answers on a sheet or b) film him as an interview to play back on the TV at the hens night

4. Single out your hen and ask her the questions, revealing the answers after each question or replaying the video segment by segment.

5. If she gets it right: she gets to delegate shots / drinks

If she gets it wrong: she has to take a shot

Shots can be normal shots or bodyshots drunk off a topless waiter.

The Memory Game

This game will really test the bride to be’s memory, especially if it’s played later on in the night after a few drinks!

How to play:

1. All members of the hens night have to write down a memory of which they have shared with the hen.

2. Later on in the night, the girls gather around and the hen picks all the memories out of a hat and reads them out.

3. She then has to guess who wrote the memory.

If she gets it right, the friend takes a shot / bodyshot

If she gets it wrong, she takes a shot.

Chink and DrinkThis game helps get everyone interacting and gets the party going right from the start. Your waiter can even call out the rules. Definitely one of the most popular hens night games!

How to play:

1. Make sure all guests have a full glass of champagne.

2. Announce the rules:

If you belong to the group of people that is called out, then you have to “chink and drink” with the other members of that “group”.

Groups to call out include:• Chink and Drink if you are from the bride’s family.• Chink and Drink if you met the bride through the groom.• Chink and Drink if you are the groom’s family.• Chink and Drink if you have known the bride for longer than ten years.• Chink and Drink if you met the bride in the last 12 months.There are many opportunities! You could even have penalties if a person is in a “group” all by themselves and so therefore has no one to Chink and Drink with. The rules could even be rigged if you wanted to pick on someone – for example, if you want the bride to have a drink, you could make it very specific – i.e. “Chink and Drink if you are getting married at 2pm next Saturday!”.

Play Dough Game

A classic hens party game idea which never goes out of fashion. All you need is play dough and some obscurely artistic girls to play!How to play:

1. Give each party attendee a lump of play dough, and ask her to create a life size model of the husband-to-be’s penis!

2. The bride then judges and makes a decision on which one is the most accurate, with the winner receiving a prize or getting to designate shots.

This game can also be done in teams of two, three or four girls.

Hen Party Pass the ParcelThis game takes a bit of careful thought but it’s worth it.

How to play:

1. Organise a standard game of pass the parcel perhaps placing a little gift or chocolate in each layer so that everyone who unwraps the parcel gets a gift.

2. Make sure you are able to recognise the last layer of wrapping paper so that you can organise the music to be stopped so that the final parcel falls in the hens lap. You may wish to bring the other girls in on this to ensure the hen is left holding the parcel.

3. The last parcel can be filled with lots of lovely or perhaps even naughty gifts for the hen to enjoy.

Hen Balloon Challenge

This game once again focuses on the bride to be. So make sure she isn’t a shy bride or she may end up having a lot of shots!How to play:

1. Write down a number of questions or dares on small pieces of paper that can be rolled up and placed inside a balloon before it’s blown up.

2. At certain points during the festivities, the hen has to burst a balloon and answer the question or follow the instructions.3. These could be wedding related questions, that if she answers incorrectly, her punishment is to do a shot. Alternatively they could be 20 embarrassing questions, with the bride hen given the choice of answering the question or drinking a shot. She can also allocate a shot for every correct answer or dare!

I Never

This is definitely for the hens at the party who want to drink, get drunk, and reveal some of the naughty things they may have gotten up to.

How to play:

1. One person starts by saying, “I Never…” and then comes up with something she has never done.

2. If anyone in the group has actually done it, they have to drink.

3. Continue this for as long as you want, taking turns.

How Well Do You Know The Hen?

This is a hens party classic and always fun to hear all about the hen and her lover! Best friends of the bride better be prepared to see who is the ultimate best friend!

How to play:1. Design a quiz to see how well the group knows the Hen; you may wish to get some assistance with this from the hen’s mother, or from her husband to be.

2. Questions are read out one by one with the girls answering them on their own piece of paper with their name on it. The results are then totalled up to see how well each person knows the bride to be.

3. The top three winners can be presented with prizes of your choice.

4. The person with the least amount of correct answers can be nominated by the hen to drink a shot/bodyshot.

Fit The Condom On a Cucumber

How fast can you unwrap and put a condom properly onto a cucumber? Not so difficult? There’s a catch!

How to play:

1. Every hen gets given a cucumber.

2. Before fitting the condom, they must bite the cucumber into the shape of a penis.

3. They must then all race to see who can put the condom on the cucumber first.. without using their hands!

The Wedding Dress GameProbably one of the most well-known hens night games, this game is a party favourite and involves many rolls of toilet paper!

How to play:

1. Everyone breaks into small teams of 3 to 4 girls.

2. The aim is to create the dream weddingdress on one of your team members in the given time frame (5-10 minutes is a good amount oftime to allow).

3. At the end, each ‘model’ should strut her stuff on the imaginary catwalk whileanother team member explains the inspiration (have fun coming up with a designer name and really ‘selling’ the great craftsmanship and detailing on your dress).

4. The bride, crowd or topless waiter then gets to choose the winning team.

Hens Party Sports DayWhy not organise an old fashioned sports day for the group, taking everyone back to their school days. You can even issue some cheeky certificates and/or medals/prizes for the winners.How about turn it into the theme and insist everyone dresses up in traditional school PE uniforms? A great activity if you are near a park, the beach, or if you have access to a large garden.

Some of the games you could play include:• Sack race• Egg and spoon race• Three legged race• Long jump• Tug of war• Skipping race

The Cookie Monster Game

Always hungry, enjoy competition, and have an artistic flair? Then this just might be your game. This game is great for any size crowd as long as you have plenty of cookies.

How to play:

1. Give each girl a large cookie

2. The bride-to-be will shout out a shape which all the hens must bite their cookie to create the shape

3. This could be anything from the bride’s dress to the husband-to-be’s bum or even his… (ahem!)

4. The bride-hen then gets to choose a winner!

The Sex Position Game

Out of all hens night games, this game is usually a party favourite, providing lots of laughs and awkward situations for everyone.

How to play:

1. Get the girls to split up into teams of two, each team given a blown up balloon of the same size. Also get them to choose who will be the male, and who will be the female.

2. The bride-to-be or topless waiter then calls out the name of a sex position.

3. The teams must then quickly get into that position with the balloon between them.

4. They must then start thrusting in that position until the balloon is popped!

5. The last team to pop the balloon in the nominated position is eliminated.

6. Continue until one team is left standing. They are the winners!

The Bandaid Game

The bandaid game is just one of the secret games the topless waiters at Alpha Male can play at your event! This is a game that they will organise for all the hens to play; but we can’t give away the rules or it will ruin all the fun. Just ask your topless waiter at your next event to play ‘the bandaid game’ to find out what it’s all about. We promise you that all the girls will be talking about it for years to come!

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