Todd Barry: Nurses Kick Butt

Todd Barry: Nurses Kick Butt

I saw a woman on the street wearing a t-shirt that said, 'Nurses Kick Butt.' I don't want a nurse who kicks butt. I'm uncomfortable with the idea of pumped up healthcare workers. I don't want to be lying in the operating room -- the door gets kicked open, there's a guy standing there in scrubs, 'Hi, I'm Stanley Feinberg, I'm your neurologist, and tonight, I'm gonna tear this playhouse down.'