DAMN MELO

The scouting report on the 10x all star and 3x Olympic Gold Medalist, career 24.8 ppg scorer and “present” New York Knicks forward: his pull up game, specially from the right side of the court is unbelievable. His pull out game… apparently not so good…

I hedge this piece with a healthy prefacing of allegedly to every allegation regarding Carmelo Anthony, because as of today nothing has been confirmed or verified as true… no matter how loudly the Internet says so. However, if it is proven that Melo impregnated a “dancer from a New York Gentleman’s Club aka stripper then he joins Paul George at the head of the Special Ed class with a major in “WTF”. READ MORE