Life in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, from the eyes of a Sydney-born feline. She dreams of a world ruled by CATS!!!!!

Monday, July 30, 2012

Manhood Comes With A Price

As most of y'all know, Seb has been "fixed". I don't know why but all the boys in this family had to go through this ritual. It's for your own good, Mama said. So that we can have fun with all the girls without adding on to the feline population....she rationalised.

So, anyway, back to Seb, I don't think he was happy about it. Maybe he doesn't even realise it as there is no "unfixed" girl in this house, anyway. But then, what choice does he have? There are three girls in this house, all singles but unavailable.

Nicole, as we know, is not a merry widow. I don't think anyone can ever hold a torch to the memory of Tom and the loving relationship they have. Then there's Nikki, the happy go lucky rolly polly girl who's happy being single and Dad's blue eyed girl. And, of course, there's Queen Angelina who doesn't care a hoot about being tied to a single mancat. Last I heard, she already has three fiances.

Thus, my next job is to make sure Seb will remain a happy bachelor like me. We can flirt with anyone we like, without fear of knocking up anyone. har har har *evil laughs*

Oh yeah, did I tell you the vet who "fixed" Seb was a girl? I bet this is a conspiracy by all you ladies out there. "Fix" the boys so the girls can roam free? Hmmmm.....

Seb being comforted by Mama....he was admitted to the clinic in the evening prior to surgery day. Seb had to fast before surgery, hard to control when living in a household of multiple cats. Thus the overnight stay.

Yeah....don't be duped by the sweet smile, Seb. She's the one with the knife....

That's the look Seb gave Mama as she was leaving the premises.

He must be thinking: oh no! What's going to happen to me?

At home, Seb decided to give Mama his tail of disapproval. Hard to do when you don't have a long tail, my brofur!

Brad'snote: He's still alive and kicking, and back to his pesky self. Err....whoever said that "fixing" this boy will change his behaviour? I don't see any change and I should know coz I have been his Big Bro for so long. har har har *evil laughs*

Aunty Caren,Imagine the newspaper headlines: The Smiling Vet Cometh!!! with two hard core pawpawrazzis around us, there's no way this significant event in Seb's life would go unrecorded. har har har *evil laughs*

lol lol ! Seb's nose is so cuteeee ! Anyway, Seb, don't worry, this is actually not much different from circumcision. In Indonesia, this calls for a big celebration with Dangdut night and lots of food ^^.

Tante Sandy,Dangdut night and lots of food? We'll have to wait till Ramadan is over, then we'll have a party in his honour. Mama says this occasion calls pulut kuning and lamb curry. har har har *evil laughs*

Oh, poor Seb! He looks so sad at the idea of Mama leaving without him! He's not worried about his balls, I know. Animals don't have ego attachment to their appendages as men do. Men are just that little bit more insecure than animals.

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I'm a cat! A very sober puttytat...meow meow meow...who's suffering coz she has to live with five spoilt brats! I used to live in Sydney, Australia but has since migrated lock stock and barrel to Malaysia.