A-List: Oh boy, it’s sunny

In case my sarcastic tone did not come across in the headline, let me explain. I do not like summer. It is filled with uncomfortable, hot weather and requires showing off more flesh than I am comfortable with. For a little insight into my thoughts, allow me to share with you “The Wilhelm Scale of Temperature.”

−273.15°C Absolute Zero . . .

−273.14 to −10°C Death of ColdI do not plan on setting foot in such a harsh environment for fear of frostbite-ification, unless a Klondike bar is involved.

−9 to 0°C Winter DayThis has the making of a nice winter day indoors: cosy warm fire, cookies and cuddling your shmootzypooh.

1 to 10°C Mild ChillMake some room in the fridge for more beer; the milk will be fine on the porch.