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Today’s WTF: Semen-based recipes

Prepare to be put off your food. Here comes a recipe book that’s not quite your average. It’s a cookbook that uses semen as a main ingredient in its dishes. Aside from the possibility of contracting any number of STDs, this book is dubious on a number of levels. Still, there are some gems of quotes to be found within its pages.

Like any other natural organic product, the quality of semen depends on the health of its producer…As long as the semen is fresh and properly harvested, there is little risk of contamination.

Properly harvested?? Mind you, I can probably think of a dozen improper ways of harvesting the…uhh…ingredient.

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BTW: I wouldn’t bother letting ping-back comments like the ones above go through – it’s another one of those content stealing sites building up content so that they can put up paid-for ads and get revenue from other people’s content.

Spitz or Swallows? – You definately won’t need salt with these *eville grynne* – (Refers to joke about semen where a student says “why does it taste salty then” when the lecturer states that semen is a good source of calories.) Otherwise. Ewwwww. Just Ewwww.

hmmm… just a quick thought: will they add frozen foods to the menu/recipe book? given that we have a successfully frozen sperm for quite a while now, this seems to be the obvious next step for this niche market.

you know – i just cant get the image of “milking” out of my head (as a way to collect the needed sperm); i keep seeing guys lined up, reading penthose and “producing” the required ingredient.

or, do you “milk” and then cook, as compared to buying (!) someone else’s sperm?

if you were to buy sperm, would the labels read “vegetarian diet, subtle nose, apricot-orange blossoms palate, with a hint of nutmeg and naturally vanilla essence. influenced by victoria secret winter 2008 page 37”

and then, i assume, you would get canned and fresh “produce” (well, until they get the frozen food line).

this is such a cool way to eliminate unemployment!

and then would there be the inevitable cost-reducing strategies: companies would start using bull or chicken sperm and sell it as human?

hey – i am upset now! is there a book for breast-milk recipes? why do the boys always have all the fun!

@S re breastmilk recipes – I haven’t seen one in my trawls across the net, but a quick googing reveals a stack of recipes, and apparently a skyrocketing of searches for such recipes in recent weeks. There…happy now?

ok, as a chef I have to say that experimenting with new and unusual ingredients is a good thing…within reason. I don’t know if any of you went to lulu.com to read the preview of the book which includes the table of contents as well as some pictures (of a high protein smoothie using 2-3 tbls of FRESH semen) and the recipe for the smoothie.
I’m going to have a very hard time going near a white russian (recipe for an “almost white russian), a smoothie, and any number of other things.

actually, its worth going to the website just to look at the reviews. and has anyone noticed the “cookbook” was written by a man? gee, could that have anything to do with the main ingredient?

more fun recipes: (I have to ruin y’alls day too since mine is already down the tube…er…drain)