The most famous couple in all the land were mobbed by photographers and fans while trying to wine and dine at a fancy pants Japanese joint Zuma in London Town.

Kim is in town to promote her new perfume, while Kanye is conveniently in the same city because he's performing alongside Jay-Z for the next five nights as part of their Watch The Throne Tour.

In fact, Jay-Z even joined the couple for dinner, along with Kim's little bro Rob and his British pop star girlfriend Rita Ora. The latter is actually quite familiar with the rapper because she's signed to his record label, Roc Nation.

Sounds like one big happy family! Check out more pics from Kimye's London night out (below)!

Kim dined on fecal matter a la Kanye and washed it down with urine, a la Ray J (vintage 2007) and then she sprayed the restaurant with her new perfume, a harsh melange of the shit & piss just described, and then the other diners pelted her with elk placenta-hemorrhage while every man, woman, and child within a two-ZIP-code radius applauded.

Can your title be anymore misleading? Bey would never hang with such f-list vulgar filth. And the only reason the photogs are there is because they a filming their stupid show. Stop with the lying Perez.

I think it's so eerie that whenever a girl gets with Kanye it's like they transformed…anyone else notice that? Kim while i hate her, was all smiles and happy before with her previous relationships but with kanye she's starting to have that Amber rose "stare at the floor while not smiling" look….

Jay z is not in 1 picture my guess is yes he is at the restaurant an kayne has left the table to go say hello to him there is no way they he would gate crashed there dinner any chance for her to be in picture with him or beyonce an she would have took it she wasn't given the chance simple as that.

Shane Redway -- a Canadian rapper and close friend of Drake's -- was killed early Saturday morning in a car crash. He was just 26 years old.

Redway and two others were killed when their car lost control, struck a guardrail and burst into flames. The crash occurred around 4am outside Pearson International Airport in Toronto. It's unclear who was behind the wheel. Police are investigating the crash.

Drake took to Instagram to remember Redway, posting two different tributes.