Society, exactly as it now exists is the ultimate expression of sadomasochism in action.<br />-boyd rice-<br />On the screen, there\\\'s a death and the rustle of cloth; and a sickly voice calling me handsome...<br />-Nick Cave-

Science claims that hydrogen, because there is so much of it, is the building block of the universe, I dispute this, there is plenty more stupidity, and that is the building block of the universe. Frank Zappa

"Looks like SOME angry golfer wanted to beat his club against something besides a tree..."

Or

"My goodness, that green, slightly-moldy severed head seems to be running up QUITE the bar tab. (speaking to him) You know, mate, you CAN'T drink your problems away forever. One of these days, you're going to have to face up to whatever is causing you such emotional distress..."

"Hmm, let's see: I had my whole lower portion hacked off, the jerk jammed a pitching wedge through my fragmented skull, and - worst of all - MY #$%^&*@ NOSE ITCHES AND I CAN'T SCRATCH IT!!! so I THINK I have some right to try to get SOME happiness out of life!"