Stupid News for 7/10/14

"Ouch." That's what a Florida woman who allegedly had crack cocaine crammed in her va-jay-jay said during a traffic stop. Investigators pulled over Robert William King and Jennifer Crosby because it appeared that their vehicle had a window tint violation. When King was asked for his license, she responded, "I don't have a license! I'm habitual." Crosby supposedly seemed skittish and a female deputy was summoned to the scene to look for drugsd. After she arrived, Crosby allegedly confessed to having drugs in her va-jay-jay. She was arrested on a habitual traffic offender charge. Crosby was arrested on possession of cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia charges.

A Red Bull truck that was hauling more than 30,000 pounds of the popular energy drink through Florida was involved in a crash on a freeway. During the crash, the driver of the Red Bull truck attempted to avoid a disabled truck on the shoulder of the road. The vehicles collided and the trailer on the Red Bull truck was torn open, dumping almost 3,000 gallons of energy drink onto the road. No one was injured, but the driver of the truck, Jesus Fernandez, was ticketed for failure to maintain a single lane. A police rep said, "In 20 years I have seen a lot of stuff spilled on the interstate. This is a first for me -- energy drinks. Usually it is some type of food."

A Florida couple called 911 over the weekend after their "freaked out" cat attacked and trapped them in their bedroom. Teresa and James Gregory called police after they arrived home and were attacked by Kush, their 4-year-old Russian Blue cat. According to the couple, the feline has never had any shots or vaccinations. Teresa said, "She tore me and my husband up, 'cause we left her in the bathroom all day, so I let her out and she was OK. Then, she saw my husband and she freaked. I got her out of the bedroom, and now she's in my living room and I can't get out. She's got us trapped in our bedroom. We just need her out of our house. We don't know what to do." DeLand Animal Control officers eventually arrived and took the cat. Kush will be quarantined for at least 10 days The Gregorys suffered scratches to their legs and hands, although they declined medical attention.