Tag: allah

You know that thing during the Super Bowl, where there is the Puppy Bowl for all the girls and homosexuals who are only there for the spiked punch? And know how, as per Mike Huckabee, Obama is doing the...

It's been nearly...oh, a few days, maybe, since there was an insane conspiracy theory about Barack Obama, so of course there's another one!
Barack Obama has a wedding ring, and unlike a normal American male, it is slightly fancy with...

Watch out, American Jesus fans! According to a couple of wingnuts somewhere, the poop-snausage pizza you're eating from the Papa John's might've been sacrificed to the wrong Demon-God! W-w-whut? It's apparently true! Jews and Muslims, besides both being Semitic...

Texas is facing a few challenges right now -- incredible plagues of drought and fire and horror that could make even a liberal yankee atheist wonder if an Old Testament God had been awakened from its watery grave deep...

One thing American God hates nearly as much as poor people and minorities is some liberalz sneaking a Koran inside His national cathedral, which is apparently what happened, and which is also the legal reason (according to the Patriot...

An audience of 3 million is enough to keep a terrible show on television for many years or encourage a horror writer to publish literally anything he types, including fever dreams about his own mustache, and it's also how...

Now that Terry Jones is apparently Florida's #1 Muslin-loving chickenshit, the question still remains: Is there a more respectful way to showcase one's deep-seated hatred of the Muslim faith, or is burnin' some Queerans at your trailer park swamp...

When a captive killer whale went nuts and killed its trainer at the Sea World a few months back, theologians from the American Family Association noted that this tragedy occurred because the aquatic-attractions horror park failed to murder the...

Noted oil-industry shill Sarah Palin is so darned upset about that oil spill down in Mexico's Gulf of New Orleans, she's ready to beg for mercy at the feet of the Biggest Government of All. Why won't Sarah Palin...

Former "Bushie" chief speechwriter Marc Thiessen has written another opinion piece in this morning's Washington Post and, like most WP columns, it is terrible. But lopsidedly so! It starts on the standard torture defense notes -- if torture was...

SPACE JESUS WILL FROWN AT YOU TONIGHT!!! Here's a fun astronomical thing you can enjoy even if you live in the filthy light-polluted city: Figure out how to go outside and look at the sky, to the south (Google...