Arnold Schwarzenegger's Sandwich Is Nearly 80,000 Calories And Cooked On A Tank

Arnold Schwarzenegger is making a sandwich -- and you know the "Terminator" star isn't going to settle for ham and Swiss.

The former California governor and action movie hero teamed up with the gang from Epic Meal Time to produce the "Steak & Egger Sandwich," a 78,583-calorie monstrosity fit for Conan the Barbarian. It features bacon and eggs cooked on the metal surface of Schwarzenegger's tank. (Yes, he has his own M47 Patton tank... because, why wouldn't he?)

"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million, but I was just as happy when I had $48 million."

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

"It is up to us [in government] to say, Here are the laws: You have to inspect the milk so it's clean. You have to inspect the meat. If you screw up with the spinach, we have to take action to make sure people don't get sick. I never think of industry as being villains. I'm not for you getting taxed, if you're an oil company, just to punish you. But we [the government] have to guide you and say, This is the new direction we are going to go."

"I have a private plane. But I fly commercial when I go to environmental conferences."

"I have a love interest in every one of my films -- a gun."

"I didn’t take a penny of my salary during my terms. After all, it was petty cash compared to what you make in the movies."

"I was always dreaming about very powerful people, dictators and things like that. I was just always impressed by people who could be remembered for hundreds of years, or even, like Jesus, be for thousands of years remembered."

"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."

"I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street."

"As long as I live, I will never forget that day 21 years ago when I raised my hand and took the oath of citizenship. Do you know how proud I was? I was so proud that I walked around with an American flag around my shoulders all day long."

"Listening to Nixon speak sounded more like a breath of fresh air. I said to my friend, 'What party is he?' My friend said, 'He's a Republican.' I said, 'Then I am a Republican!' And I've been a Republican ever since! And trust me, in my wife's family, that's no small achievement!"

"I came home and one of my kids started crying and saying 'Daddy you didn't come to my recital.' And then all of the sudden the other said 'Dad you didn't come to my football game,' and then my daughter was saying 'You didn't come to my dance and you're never around' and all the sudden all of the kids were crying. And Maria was saying 'Go ahead just express yourself kids, I think Daddy needs to hear it.'"

"I don't regret it at all. I felt that the character was interesting and two movies before that one Joel Schumacher was at his height. So the decision-making process was not off. At the same time I was doing 'Eraser' over there and Warner Bros. begged me to do the movie."

"One of my movies was called 'True Lies.' It's what the Democrats should have called their convention."

"My friend James Cameron and I made three films together – 'True Lies,' 'The Terminator' and 'Terminator 2.' Of course, that was during his early, low-budget, art-house period."

"Ha ha ha… I just continuously used him as a human shield, and then threw him down the escalator."

"If it's hard to remember, it'll be difficult to forget."

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

"You can scream at me, call me for a shoot at midnight, keep me waiting for hours - as long as what ends up on the screen is perfect."

"I would love to do another 'Twins'… As a matter of fact, we’ve been talking about doing one and it’s called 'Triplets.' I’d find somebody like Eddie Murphy or someone that people would say, 'How does that happen, medically speaking?' and, 'Physically, there’s no way!' Then, somehow, we would explain it. That would be hilarious with what we know about someone like him."

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“What is the point of being on this Earth if you are going to be like everyone else?”