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The official trailer for the Tom Hardy vehicle Warrior is out, and lo, it is punchy. Not punchy in the sense of spirit or silliness, punchy in the sense that it is just full of people punching each other. So punchy, it calls for a second-by-second analysis.

Let's do this:

:16 Ah yes, the old "toughest kid in the neighborhood" thing.

:19 Oh, lord, this is like when Ryan became a cage fighter on The O.C.

:27 " ... with Nick Nolte, as Pop"

:34 Wait, this is a war movie, too?

:39 Every time someone says "Tommy," they sound like they're on Rescue Me