Assassin's Creed - Sneaking up behind random people and stabbing them in the kidneyBioshock - Going into RaptureBurnout 3 - Getting 49 takedowns in Road RageCall of Duty 4 - Death From Above missionThe Darkness - Blowing your buddy's face off at the beginning of the gameDestroy All Humans! - Throwing a cow hundreds of feet using telekinesisElder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Closing the first Oblivion gateFable II - Decapitating my wife at the Temple of Shadows, murdering everyone in OakfieldGears of War - The BerserkerGrand Theft Auto IV - Four Leaf Clover mission, going on a hospital murder spreeGrand Theft Auto: San Andreas - Stowaway mission, among othersGuitar Hero II - Finally beating Free Bird on expertGuitar Hero World Tour - Returning the game back to the storeHalf-Life 2 - Finally getting to kill those Combine fuckersHitman: Blood Money - Requiem missionMercenaries - Setting C4 on bridges and detonating them when people drive over Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty - Naked RaidenThe Punisher - Killing the preacherRock Band - Playing it for the first time. In Bloom. Expert drums. Wal-Mart garden section.SSX 3 - Merqury CityScarface - Opening levelShenmue - "Do you know where I can find any sailors?"The Sims 2 - Getting it on with my wife on the love seatSkate - Megaramp. Broke every bone in one bailSoldier of Fortune II - Blowing every limb off this one guy and teabagging his decapitated headSpider-Man 2 - Jumping off the Empire State building for the first timeSpyro the Dragon - Beating Gnasty GnorcSplinter Cell Double Agent - Hong Kong levelTony Hawk's Pro Skater - Landing a 900 for the first timeTrue Crime: Streets of LA - Searching random people on the street for drugs

Assassin's Creed: Lightly nudging guards off a cliff to their death just outside the Citadel, throwing guys into weak wooden structures, and using the throwing knives on unsuspecting rooftop guards.Burnout Paradise: The first day of owning Big Surf Island.Crackdown: Getting all the way to the very highest point (the top of the Agency HQ), and jumping to your death.Dark Age Of Camelot: Hitting level 50, Guild Raids.Destroy All Humans!: Anal Probe, Flinging cows with telekinesis. Destroy All Humans! 2: Salad Days With Pox & CryptoFallout 3: Cow Tipping, Button Gwinnet, Vault 108Fable 2: Swinging Partys and orgys.Fracture: Crushing guys by getting them in an area with a low hanging ceiling then raising terrain under them, using spike grenades.Far Cry 2: The map editor. Good Lord.Guitar Hero: MORE THAN A FEELIIIIIINGGuitar Hero 2: Beating Free Bird on Expert for the first time. Guitar Hero World Tour: Beating Pull Me Under on Expert vox and Guitar. Somehow.Halo Combat Evolved: Playing it through for the first time and being completely blown away.Halo 3: Jenga Ooh GahMass Effect: The lead-up to and eventual winning of the final boss fight.GRAW2: The ending. Just Cause: Skydiving at the very start, being blown away by the graphics.X-Men Origins: Wolverine: Picking up an enemy, and slamming him through a load of spikes on the ground. Rock Band: Getting everyone round and playing it full band for the first time.

Halo 3:Putting my magical ballsack on all peoples dead corpsesFallout 3:Watching my father dieDead Space:Watching the bitch that betrayed me dieHalf Life 2:Getting the fuck out of ravenholmHalf Life 2 Episode 1:Getting the fuck out of that subway or underground place...what ever it was.Half Life 2 Episode 2:Finishing the final battle (Seriously I almost came)Left 4 dead:Getting T bagged by my own teammate on versusResident evil 5:Starring at shevas assMirrors Edge: The ending I thought looked really coolBattlefield 1943:Playing with my friend while he blurts out random shitGTA4:Trying to pick up my friend in my helicopter but then it crashed.Team fortress 2:8 FUCKING MEDICS!Resident evil 4:So...uh after you take me to my place...how about we do some uh...overtime.