May I have your attention please. At 0400 hours this morning, ve received a status update that Facebook was going public. Soon after Facebook officials reported they were experiencing severe financial anomalies and the stock price vound up right in ze toilet. Our mission is to access Facebook and make sure their servers don't crash so all of the bored attention-starved teenagers in the world will be able to continue airing their emotional baggage for public display and posting inane, pointless messages as their status updates.
Ve vill arrive at Facebook within three minutes... thank you for your time.

...And, finally, ve are avare of ze problem vith ze lights many of you are referring to as "lens flare." Engineering has assured me zat zey are working on ze problem as ve speak. Thank you for your cooperation, dosvedanya.

Meanwhile, on the set of Star Trek XII:

J.J. Abrams: Hmm, this is interesting. If I up the lens flare, you can't tell the stunt doubles from the real actors. That gives me an idea...

Anton Yelchin: Guys, guys, to come in under budget, J.J.'s going to replace us with our stunt doubles!