Madonna: “Shoes Are Better Than Sex!”

Madonna would take a spankin’ new pair of Jimmy Choos over hours of endless passion anyday.

Renowned footwear designer Jimmy Choo says the twice-divorced “Borderline” hitmaker once confided that she loves his creations far more than getting down to it with the men in her life — which just proves that she isn’t doing it right.

“Madonna told me that buying a pair of my shoes is more satisfying than having sex with a man,” he said. “At least you know they are going to last for ever!”