I know you must realize that some of these are fakes, However, some are good, and I suspect, some are weird to you because you don't understand what they are about, (like bomb-proofing your horse). Cooking with Pooh, however, still must be the classic that makes people wonder about where the editor's head was that day.

ItPrintsMoney

blah blah blah c'mon man, chive on!

kasshead

yeah, #33 is also a daily calendar..sitting right here on my desk

Theresa

My sister got me that calendar for christmas a few years ago! Quite informative haha!

all hope vanishes

#25 is a joke…..please.

Puttenoar

not anymore mate.
this is actually happening right now to us and our kids..
its really sick indeed.

it looks like a picture to ridiculate the idea. but its not. its serious.. its in your country..

Fuck the TSA. It's one of many small steps to stripping people of their rights without them noticing.

etcrr

#21 by not getting on them? Or don't go on Italian cruises?

Si1entStatic

I'm actually more concerned that this is the Second Edition, like they needed to add revisions to the original I mean how many ways can you say "Go Around"

uhhh

GIANTS ARE A JOKE!!!
GO PATS!!!!!

FACE!

No, giants are mythological beasts.

POOEATER

I EAT POO.

WhatsThatSmell?

They were a joke 4 years ago too, right?

jibsnow420

get a life. douche.

DirtySnwBoarder

#14 #1 #22 all the same author haha

MonkeyMadness

What's so funny about that? They're actually very good books for teens.

ThatGuy

But the title's are weirdly worded and sound extremely condescending, which is pretty common with books written for teens by adults. As a former teenager I can attest to this. I'm sure that the books are okay, but I try not to overthink chive posts.

hatterstyle

Actually my parents had all of them, and they never did me any good. In fact I think I actually got "If you really love me…" for my birthday one year. (you know cause I wasn't allowed to read harry potter)

Craigery

Apparently "If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?" was her masterpiece, as she was known afterwards as "The Author of 'If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?'"

jibsnow420

damn, keen observation

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#26
Got drunk again after his family went away on vacation.
#25

Elbie

Can I use #5 to increase the size of other girls boobs?

dirtysteve99

Did anyone else search to see if these books are real?

ABSOLUTELYNOT

NO

Mike

I know the Gansta Rap Coloring book is real
unfortunately

Zedhere

#1 Because you aren't praying hard enough, heathen!

MonkeyMadness

In a nutshell, the book basically helps teens deal with first world problems. Some teens feel that everything happens to them and that God must "have it out for them." It's actually a very good book.

jibsnow420

your kidding right?

jibsnow420

because thats actually my locker ya stoner

KorovaMilkBar

Clearly its because of the gays and the Jews.

FaggyJew

And the Milk Bars.

Craigery

It's because you touch yourself at night!

yoselahonda

It's the same reason you don't get any ladies. You can't get the latch up.

Ay Ay Caramba

#21 Step one: steer the fuck out of its way. Step two: that's pretty much it.

Midget Tits

Step 3: Eat ice cream.

dgd

Other than the ones that are obviously fake, those were funny.

DaddyJoe

You're Mom is funny.

Missoula

#21 How are rocks and icebergs supposed to read a book?

Titantic

Icebergs don't avoid huge ships…they stay in the way.

etcrr

It's a conspiracy, Penguins sit in zoos reading our minds and figure out how to screw us over. The Iceburgs are neuclear powered they deliberately screw with us ( yes it is satirical )

Si1entStatic

because this is the Second Edition so it's in audio tape form for the visually impaired sea captains and Sea creatures cause we all know Penguin's secretly pilot Icebergs.

BizzOWND

#29 microwave cooking for ever alone

MonkeyMadness

#7 I guess Chive thought it was too funny to pass up even though its an obvious photoshop job.

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