Hey Ladies and Gentlemen of Freesound.I know you've never let me down before and now I need your help again:I need this text spoken normally, or like in a documentary, for a track I am producing at the moment:

When you are born, god presses play on a giant Turntable in heaven, starting a soundtrack perfectly tailored to your life, to predestine what you will become.The soundtrack of your life!We combine noise elements and high frequency lead sounds with sub-bass earthquake samples to recreate this soundtrack for everyone of you.Your destiny:Dance!

It'd be cool if you could do that as soon as possible.Thanks in advance!Tobi