Body Pillow With Holes To Fit Breasts

Boobs: they’re nature’s pillow. The ComfyBreasts Relaxation System: a long-ass pillow with a boobie-sized hole in it. There’s a Kickstarter campaign raising money to bring the glorified titty pillow to the masses. That’s great. I think we should all do the right thing and pitch in. Because we’ve all been there — you attempt to sleep on your stomach, but your tatas make it impossible to get comfortable and you’re in for a long, sleepless night unless God forbid you change positions. Damn you, tatas! Jk jk I take it back. Without you I would not be who I am today.