Friday, June 24, 2011

Just thought I'd gives ya'll a fair warning to let ya'll knows I is back in Blogville.

FINALLY!!!!!!
(raise your paw if you is skeered...hehehe)

I assume ya'll knows my computer had to be put to sleep afters having to be rushed to da hospital twice so it could be ressucitated.

...I really did try to save it but it just wasn't meant to be, it's time was up (sigh).
Who knew spilt beer would make a computer start smokin'?
I was nevers told not to drink and blog...
Oh and then it goes KABOOOOOOM! Kerazy huh?
I learnt my lesson dats fur sures.

RIP Computer... I will surely miss you.

So I boughts me a new one and then we hads to have everything transferred and now I has no idea where anything is on dis new one.

I will has my mum work on dat overs da weekend...dis should be interesting.

Soooooo, unfortunately I has no luverly fotos of my beautiful self to remind ya'll what I looks like.

I so hope ya'll can manage until Monday to sees me.

But, since I was away, I was so bored dat all I did was twittle my paws

and sleep and plot taking overs da world.

But then oneday my gorl gots a package from Diva Madi

and then I got a package from da Taylor Catssss...and oh my gawd I can't waits to show ya'll all dat on monday.

And I can't wait to makes fun of mum and how her LOST me.

As we go into da weekend I would likes to take dis time to remind ya'll...

PS: since tomorrow is da Girl's furst official day out, we is gonna takes a break from posting.
But, don't worries, I'll be giving ya'lls my thoughtful, hysterical, thought provoking commentary on your blogs during play breaks.

Now ya'll knows I NEVER EVERS miss a party, especially a party hosted by Pip cuz he is one of my dearest furiends...nor do I miss a party when beer is envolved.

But...OMD...I did!

SHOCKING!

It was ALL my mum's fault!

Dam her!

And what a lame excuse hers had.

You sees, my mum's back don't work likes it should and hers claimed said it was on da fritz and her was in too much pain to blog...said da pain was makin' hers sick to her tummy...whatevers.

(hers was around 21 when hers found out her had degenrative disc disease, it effects 3 of her discs along with a bulging disc and calcium deposits and yada yada yada)

Let's just remembers, not one time did her ask ME permission NOT to blog.

So dat is why I missed one of da bestest parties evers and then I missed doing a post fur Frankie's birfday so I could embarrass da poop outta him! I haves to gets me a new hooman dat can keeps up withs all my important stuffs...or maybes a back transplant furs my mum.

"I not talkin' to you FUREVERS mum!"

And I showed hers....

Oh and don't gives her any symapathies cuz her DID make me miss important stuffs.

So I will just haves to sit heres and stare at da foto of me and Mayzie since I was unables to attend da party.