coffeenogrumpy

Hey search your wallet, the car dash, the pocket of your jackets,the drawers in the kitchen, taped to mirrors in bedrooms and for some; purses...
Wherever you've stashed it , find it and post it here.
I love my fortunes. The best ones have been translated incorrectly!!
Here's one i have right now
* You Will find fortune

KtCallista

Lynnzoi wrote:best way to read 'em is to put the words 'in bed' after it

that's how I was taught to read them. I have a jar full in my bedroom, I meant to make a fortune poster at some point. The top of the poster was going to say "Today Your Fortune Is. . . ." then all the fortunes, and the words, "... in Bed."

jqubed

I used to read Garfield a lot when I was younger. My favorite fortune came from the 7 August 1992 strip (unfortunately, they don't seem to have a way to link directly to a comic, so you have to enter the date). The fortune was:

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