Phil: "What? ...Hey, wait a second, there's somethin' written here real small..."The winner will receive a free trip to the Underworld." What kind of prize is that!?"

Hercules: "One only you-know-who would think up."

[Hades appears in a burst of flames.]

Hades: "That's right, Wonderboy! This tournament was a production of yours truly. Of course, I was expecting YOU to enter, but hey, I'm a flexible guy. And we'd all die of boredom if things always went according to plan—not that that's a bad thing...So which of you is my champ?"