8.07.2010

The comments are hilar. "It's Herring BONE, after all." "Add to Cart!" "Nice to see they're using plus-size models."

I've been a fan of clothing catalog bulges for a long time. I scanned a few.

Of course, there are thousands of images and dozens of blogs about soccer, swimming and other sport bulges, and amateur and porn bulges. Those are a dime a dozen.But The Sharper Image? I'd like to ride that!

The classic is the alleged cock tip exposed in a Sears underwear ad (Sorry, don't have the full image):

Limiting the discussion to covert cock bulge in pants advertising (underwear's too easy), it's worth checking out. Catalog photographers have been doing this for years. "Hey, it's just a fold in the fabric," they'll say. But nothing is accidental in advertising images.

Another is the celebrity Look At My Crotch pose:

The variant, of course, are the homoerotic cigarette ads.

And there's just in-your-face cartoon Camel cock.

Sadly, I haven't saved a lot of those from advertising supplements and catalogs. so, let's move on to intentional poses with hardons in pants.