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One of my favorite vids is of Nicole Sheridan giving a guy an overly lubey handjob. She's blond, pretty, has big boobs and sucks the cock a bit. You never see any more of the guy than his belly and his cock. Nicole licks it, sucks it, strokes it, slides it between her lubey boobs, et cetera, until the guy blows his stringy cum all over her pretty face. I have had that vid for almost five years-- and have enjoyed it many, many times to many splashy spuzzgasms of my own...

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I have had a couple of girlfriends (my present one included) who give incredible, toe-curling, eye-rolling handjobs. While I definitely prefer pussy to handjobs and blowjobs, a HJ done just right sends my cum shooting right into the headboard. The former GF had a huge jar of petroleum jelly from Wal-Mart that she kept in a drawer by the bed. My current GF prefers hand lotion. I can't argue with either method.

They always gave me handjobs when they were shy about screwing during their period and getting blood all over my cock, even though I have no problem with it.

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Originally Posted by Muddbutt

ASF, that vid is a classic! I'm usually bored watching HJ vids but that one was hott! I miss that vid I need to find it again.

You know it!? I got it in my first-ever pron scrip, from Twisty's way back in October 2005. She starts out wearing kind of a leopard-print tubetop, a short leather skirt and platform heels. She squeezes a huge dollop of transparent lube on his cock, strokes it a while, then takes off her top and titfucks his prick for a bit. I just die when I see them big, bouncy funbags wrap around that stiff dick and she jacks it between her love muffins for a bit. Then she sucks on it, goes back to jackin' it and finally at about nine minutes into it, he blows his sticky, stringy, creamy wad of jizzblastium all over her face. That's right about when I blow mine into Chantelle or into an OR towel I keep right by my computer for "hand quickies" if I don't want to take the time to fully prepare for a Fleshy experience. I have jacked to that vid God only knows how many times. It's one of my all-time favorites.

Another all-time favorite is the raven-haired Trinity gettin' assfucked by David Hardman. She's got on a blue, meshy tubetop, a black thong and black platforms. She is stunningly beautiful with thick, shiny black hair, an ass to die for, big blue eyes and a pair of tits that scream to be sucked and fucked. Hardman plows her ass hard and deep, pulls out, slams it up her pink hole and blows his wad into her cunt. She then drools it out of her snatch, into a martini glass and drinks it. I have many splashy endings to that one, too...

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thanks to fleshlights, i don't even give myself a hand job anymore. if she doesn't wanna use her mouth or jay jay to pleasure me but wants to keep her hands busy then i got a kitchen with plenty of bread and goodies in it. make me a samich or something.......bitch

As a rule of thumb, eat the hotpockets after you fuck her in the ass. Then it only burns twice instead of three times. BTW-if you have to think to figure that out, your house might have wheels on it, in that case eat the hot pockets first.

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Originally Posted by 2pumpblow

As a rule of thumb, eat the hotpockets after you fuck her in the ass. Then it only burns twice instead of three times. BTW-if you have to think to figure that out, your house might have wheels on it, in that case eat the hot pockets first.

Well... I had to seriously think about this and have to say it would seem more of the type who knows the reaction of hotpockets may just live in a house with wheels on it...

I cook real food, or go out to eat... No microwaved cardboard sammies for me.

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Originally Posted by HM 02

i'm too scared about the shit factor.

You sound like a man in dire need to learn the AFGP...

The Ass Fuck Gut Punch is not a move for amateurs of ass fucking. While fucking a girl in the ass from behind (and timing is everything on this move), you quickly punch the bitch in her gut. This must be done without warning for full effect, as it will cause her to flinch with pain, thus tightening her anus as you pull out with a fresh, clean dick - free of shit thanks to the A.F.G.P.

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Originally Posted by BloodKil

You sound like a man in dire need to learn the AFGP...

The Ass Fuck Gut Punch is not a move for amateurs of ass fucking. While fucking a girl in the ass from behind (and timing is everything on this move), you quickly punch the bitch in her gut. This must be done without warning for full effect, as it will cause her to flinch with pain, thus tightening her anus as you pull out with a fresh, clean dick - free of shit thanks to the A.F.G.P.

just for the record, this guy is divorced. i would advise against this move unless you have a pre nup power up

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Originally Posted by BloodKil

You sound like a man in dire need to learn the AFGP...

The Ass Fuck Gut Punch is not a move for amateurs of ass fucking. While fucking a girl in the ass from behind (and timing is everything on this move), you quickly punch the bitch in her gut. This must be done without warning for full effect, as it will cause her to flinch with pain, thus tightening her anus as you pull out with a fresh, clean dick - free of shit thanks to the A.F.G.P.

Thanks for the tip. This is way more useful than the Angry Dragon..this one serves a purpose and entertaining as well..the Angry dragon was just for the fun of it.

Originally Posted by unruley700

just for the record, this guy is divorced. i would advise against this move unless you have a pre nup power up

Or you never want to see this girl again.. It's a win-win situation.. Clean dick and she'll never call again.

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So far the best handjob Ive gotten was from me, all the rest resembled a farmer trying to milk a cow. Chicks can jerk it for a little bit, but I haven't found one that can make me pop till the main event.

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What video is that picture from?

Originally Posted by tstpilot

So far the best handjob Ive gotten was from me, all the rest resembled a farmer trying to milk a cow. Chicks can jerk it for a little bit, but I haven't found one that can make me pop till the main event.

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Originally Posted by ssumerian

Have you tried teaching them?

After a particularly bad/jerky handjob I tried teaching a chick how too, but it still didn't do anything for me. I guess since I have hands it don't excite me, now give me a blowjob, some titty fucking or a nice wet vagina and ill pop every time!

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There's nothing better than my gf lubing up my cock and wanking it crazy, she also rubs my slippery balls in between her thumb + fingers in a firm, circular motion at the same time.. and during my orgasm too, which is either over her face on on my stomach.