Missed out on That Insidious Beast on Friday? Our continuing saga of conflict and television in a world that's not quite ours will return before too long. We're working on something really cool for the LAST THREE EPISODES of the series.

We hope you'll enjoy them, but in the meantime you can enjoy all the other entertainment or relive the horror of past articles:

This space-age device is a cardboard box with two holes in it. The operative sticks a hand in one end. The contact inserts a hand in the other end. With both hands shielded from prying eyes, a secret handshake can commence.