TBO.com staff Published: May 18, 2015 | Updated: May 18, 2015 at 11:57 AMA Sarasota man picked a bad time to take a Saturday morning nap.

That’s because he fell asleep on a couch during a burglary attempt, according to Sarasota police.

Police, responding to a burglary call in the 3400 bock of Tallywood Lane around 8 a.m., say the victim told officers she found Timothy Bontrager, 29, sleeping on her living room couch an hour earlier.

The victim told police that Bontrager apologized when she approached him, then left the house.

Bontrager entered through an unlocked sliding glass door in the back of the house, the victim told police, and she noticed he had left with her wallet, driver’s license, credit cards and personal checks.

Officers found Bontrager walking southbound on Beneva Road, and was later identified by the victim, police say.

A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.

Brevard County Sheriff's Maj. Tod Goodyear says 22-year-old Matthew Riggins told his girlfriend he would be in Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another suspect. Authorities received calls Nov. 13 about two suspicious men in black walking behind homes and investigated. Riggins was reported missing the next day.

Goodyear said sheriff's divers recovered Riggins' body 10 days later in a nearby lake, and that the injuries suggested the alligator had pulled him below the surface. "He hid in the wrong place," resident Laura Farris told Bay News 9.

Authorities said Riggins drowned and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized.

A suspected burglar jumped in a Florida lake apparently hiding from law enforcement before an 11-foot alligator killed him, investigators said Monday. His hand and foot reportedly turned up inside the animal's stomach.

Brevard County Sheriff's Maj. Tod Goodyear says 22-year-old Matthew Riggins told his girlfriend he would be in Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another suspect. Authorities received calls Nov. 13 about two suspicious men in black walking behind homes and investigated. Riggins was reported missing the next day.

Goodyear said sheriff's divers recovered Riggins' body 10 days later in a nearby lake, and that the injuries suggested the alligator had pulled him below the surface. "He hid in the wrong place," resident Laura Farris told Bay News 9.

Authorities said Riggins drowned and the alligator, which behaved aggressively toward divers, was trapped and euthanized.

A naked man accused of driving 110 mph across Alligator Alley with three female passengers was arrested Saturday afternoon on a DUI charge, the Florida Highway Patrol reported.

Around 3 p.m., authorities began receiving calls of a Cadillac driving recklessly, on and off the road, near the middle of Alligator Alley, according to an arrest report. About 10 minutes later, an FHP trooper spotted the car as it traveled west toward the Naples area.

The trooper estimated the vehicle's speed at 110 mph. His radar said the Cadillac was driving 109 mph, reports said.

The trooper stopped the car. He noticed the driver had no shirt on and an open 12-pack of Corona beer between the driver's seat and the front passenger seat, reports said. He asked the driver, Noe Dejesus, 33, to step out of the car.

When Dejesus opened the door, the trooper saw he was naked, reports said.

Dejesus smelled of alcohol, slurred his speech and had bloodshot eyes, reports said. When he stepped out of the vehicle to put his pants on, he stumbled and nearly fell. Inside the car the trooper found several empty or nearly empty beer bottles and a nearly empty bottle of Crown Royal whiskey.

Dejesus, of Lehigh Acres, declined to perform field sobriety tests and was arrested. In addition to the DUI charge, he is also facing a misdemeanor charge of driving without a license.

Gator wasn’t on the menu but one did make an appearance inside a Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice.

A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report.

It happened in October but the suspect was just taken into custody by US Marshals.

FWC officials say 23-year-old Joshua James pulled up for his order and after a server handed over a drink and turned around James reached into the back of his truck and tossed the 3-and-a-half foot gator through the drive-thru window.

The incident report showed a picture of the gator inside the restaurant.

James faces charges of aggravated assault and unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator.

FWC says James admitted to picking up the gator on the side of Southern Boulevard and bringing it to the fast food restaurant.

Gator wasn’t on the menu but one did make an appearance inside a Wendy’s just east of Loxahatchee in Royal Palm Beach. And it wasn’t by choice.

A Jupiter man threw it through the restaurant’s drive-thru window, according to a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission incident report.

It happened in October but the suspect was just taken into custody by US Marshals.

FWC officials say 23-year-old Joshua James pulled up for his order and after a server handed over a drink and turned around James reached into the back of his truck and tossed the 3-and-a-half foot gator through the drive-thru window.

The incident report showed a picture of the gator inside the restaurant.

James faces charges of aggravated assault and unlawful possession and transportation of an alligator.

FWC says James admitted to picking up the gator on the side of Southern Boulevard and bringing it to the fast food restaurant.

GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting his farts in an effort to amuse his wife.

The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as ****,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.

The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.

A Florida couple was arrested Tuesday after an argument led a woman to strike her husband in the back of the head with a burrito, police said.

The man, 66-year-old Carl Owen Smith, retaliated against 51-year-old Suzanne Hurlvert, by stabbing her hand with a fork, the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office wrote in a statement posted to Facebook.

Hurlvert told responding officers that the couple was fighting over Smith’s desire to go the bar to drink every night.

“During the argument, [Hurlvert] hit him in the back of the head with her half-eaten Taco Bell Burrito Supreme,” police said. “She said Smith then stabbed her hand with a fork he was using to eat a Taco Bell pizza and left their home.”

Police added that Hulvert was “relatively calm and in good spirits but had a fork protruding from her right hand.” The fork fragments were removed by staff at North Okaloosa Medical Center.

Responding officers also noted that bits of burrito were scattered on the floor, sofa, and a lamp shade.

Smith was not at the Crestview residence when police arrived. Authorities said they found him at a local bar.

Mother, Patricia Spann, and her daughter were arrested on incest charges in Oklahoma. They were arrested after local police discovered that the two had actually gotten married, and it was discovered when the two filed for a marriage license in March.

Patricia Spann, 41, and Misty Spann, 25, became involved in a romantic relationship with one another after rediscovering each other. Misty was raised by her grandparents due to Patricia losing custody of her at a young age. Even more disturbing, Patrica had previously married her son in 2008. However, that marriage didn’t last and ended in an annulment in 2010.

The Department of Human Services (DHS) began investigating their relationship in August. Patricia Spann told DHS investigators that she reunited with Misty two years ago. She stated that she and her daughter Misty “hit it off.” Patricia advised the investigators that she didn’t believe that she was breaking any laws because her name was no longer listed on her daughter’s birth certificate, which in her mind, meant she was no longer Misty’s mother. That’s right, Patricia Spann thought that her name not being on a piece of paper made it so that she was no longer the mother of her daughter.

Patricia and Misty were arrested September 7th on charges of incest. Only mental illness, drugs, or a combination of the two could explain this bizarre and vile behavior.

Patricia Spann and Misty Spann, the mother/daughter who got arrested for incest.

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