Harry Potter and the Year Not Much Happened – In a striking turn of events, Voldemort takes a year out from planning world domination, and has a holiday to Majorca, leaving Harry with not much to do.

Harry Potter and the Hobbit – Desperate for something to do, Harry reads a fantasy classic aloud to Ron.

Harry Potter and the Pregnancy Scare – Ron and Hermione have a close shave.

Harry Potter and the Order of Whiskey – Harry realises magic scars aren’t the only thing that can make your head hurt.

Harry Potter and the Years of Therapy – Harry takes a while to recover after walking in on Dumbledore in a hot, steamy session with Dobby.

Harry Potter and Friends On Ice – Towards the end of the franchise, the money-making attempts go decidedly down-market.

Harry Potter and the Dark Secret – Proving that Dumbledore is driven by the same lustful urges as any man, he and Harry share moments of pleasure, and a dark secret.

Harry Potter and the Crossover – Harry Potter teams up with the girls from Charmed to defeat Lord Vader.

Harry Potter and the Enormous Bill – Harry discovers that his education at Hogwarts wasn’t covered by his inheritance after all. Notable excerpts include applying for a bank loan, cleaning windshields at the intersection of Diagon Alley, and making monthly repayments.

Harry Potter and the Deluge of Spam – Harry goes online and discovers not even magic can stop spammers.

Harry Potter Meets Local Goverment Harry learns there are things you cannot fix or get to see reason

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Harry Potter and the Evil Mirror Harry zaps himself trying to destroy his ‘evil twin’.

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CozB [02/08/2003]

Harry Potter Find Poison Oak In this new 924 page thriller Harry finds poison oak and goes on a 900 page itching spree, in the last few pages Harry discovers that he can make himself stop itching by a fairly simple spell, “itchnomore”.

Harry Potter and the Absolute Cliche Harry gets sick of No. 4, Privet Drive, is rescued by the Weasleys, goes to school, gets in all kinds of mischief, does some other stuff, fights You-Know-Who, escapes (barely) and tells Prof. D all about it. >YAWN< Yet another exciting year.

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Switch Laffalot [01/08/2003]

Harry Potter and the Straitjacket of Insanity Harry falls off a building, gets hit on the head, and wakes up in a strange world where magic isn’t real and the walls are padded. Many other people are their, and they all think they are wizards too! Something is amiss.

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Switch Laffalot [01/08/2003]

Harry Potter and The Multitasking Environment Harry enters the magical world of Microsoft Corp. and crashes repeatedly and indefinitely, therefore allowing Voldemort to take over the world with the help of an evil-natured Penguin called Linux.

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Oogie Boogie [31/07/2003]

Harry Potter and the Elocution Lessons The entire ensemble of characters, as well as readers, are finally given the chance to find out how to correctly pronounce Hermione’s name.

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Daniel Kahn [29/07/2003]

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets Harry finds a magical toilet and decides that he is tired of being a wizard. In this 300 page thriller, Harry retires to the magical Chamber Pot and reads a lot of interesting magazines.

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Fabric Fabric Glue [27/07/2003]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Rohypnol Harry wakes up the morning after the Yule Ball with a sore anus and no recollection of the night before.

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Daniel Kahn [26/07/2003]

Harry Potter and the truth Dumbledore tells Harry that he and his world is fictional. Harry gets so upset he goes on a kiling rampage to prove Dumbledore wrong.

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HpN [26/07/2003]

Harry Potter, shit that wasn’t ment to happen! Voldemort kills Harry, and takes over the world.

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HpN [26/07/2003]

Harry Potter and The Spelling Bee
Harry studies Entymology and gets a little help from a friend in the garden.