i happen to know the people in this picture with the cardboard cutout. its not prom idiots its a karrousel. and she just didnt have a date so one of the guys stole it from one of our teachers and she pretended it was her date. it was actually pretty hilarious!

I dunno, Card-wards girlfriend looks like the happiest of all the people in that picture… maybe there’s something to be said for a date you can carry with one hand, doesn’t talk back, and at the end of the night you can choose to either throw him in the dumpster or shove him in the closet for next time.