Romeo's Wake Up Genius: Harder Than it Looks

It may seem that my wake up tactics are random and simple each day. I assure you, dear friends, that is not the case.

The mental and physical prowess required for wake up strategy is off the charts. Must get a quick nap to recharge.

This type of effort takes years to refine. And, while I realize I make it look effortless and haphazard, that is all part of the genius that is the cat wake up strategy.

I employed one of my favorite wake up tactics this morning. First, I spent a few moments in thoughtful silence. I then launched myself up onto the bed, hopped across male staff member and landed upon the female staff’s belly before jumping off the bed again. I stopped. Made a pivot. Batted at something invisible to the human eye and then repeated the process in reverse.

This is awesome to execute and even better to see the reaction of staff. The best, however? BREAKFAST in my belly. It makes all the hard work worthwhile.