The Myers-Briggs, personality test calls me an ENTP: spontaneous on the outside, orderly on the inside. We ENTPs think in abstractions, not details. We enjoy a deep understanding of the world but don’t get why flossing is important.

Not everyone, though, is as extreme as I am. In fact, I’m pretty sure no one is. I love arguing but hate losing. I love watermelon but hate the seeds. I love excitement but hate boredom and people who say they’re bored.

If you haven’t noticed yet, I also like opposites.

And if some of this doesn’t sound like me, it’s because I focus on becoming who I’m going to be, not being who I am.