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Fake News: Varchild Starts APP Store!

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Fake News: Varchild Starts APP Store!Let's get rid of the Middleman once and for all?? yea!! That's what I said...

Do you want to pay $250 for Microsoft Office Professional? What? A spreadsheet program and a very basic Word Processor Thing and Microsoft wants $250 for that?

Well you know what? NOT NO MORE!!!!

Microsoft will automatically up and decide to sell their products in my APP Store.Why? Cause I will include a comfy blanket to surround those products....Like a Microsoft Office Cozy!

And all kinds of Publishers will abandon Best Buy and sell their products in my APP Store.

Say good bye to BEST BUY? not quite!! Best Buy may be investing millions into their Preowned Games Business but the reality is they do not need to sell Software. Selling software for Best Buy is Peanuts!!!! It is pure Peanuts!! They won't miss it one bit when my APP store destroys their software business.

Best Buy, after all, sells Microwaves!! So they will be absolutely thrilled with my APP store.

My APP store is going to take market share away from STEAM and IMPULSE immediately.... Once it goes live... GOOD BYE STEAM!!!!!!! GOOD BYE IMPULSE!!!!!

I mean would you want to buy games from those Middlemen??? You don't want to buy from a Middleman.

Middleman Middlemen..... Awful sorts!!!!

So..... To get rid of the Middleman.... VARCHILD's APP Store will be where it is at!!!!

Amazon Shoppers will come in droves abandoning the Amazon website in favor of my APP Store.

Why? Cause I will have it automatically installed on every PC COMPUTER in the world against people's wills..... Whether you want it or not.... YOU ARE GETTING THE VARCHILD APP STORE!!!!

--------------------------> Ahem.... If this sounds absurd to you then so should "Microsoft Windows 8 App Store is going to become the Sole Source for Adobe to sell their products because of Microsoft's *Ahem* Security Blanky.... And the precious Security Blanky is just so awesome cause no Windows Operating System has ever been hacked before!!!! *Ahem Stuxnet Ahem*"

Sorry Microsoft Windows 8 can force install itself an APP Store but that alone is going to guarantee that the entire Planet Earth now buys products only from Steve Balmer's APP Store.