VIDEO: Jogger Caught Going Poop Next To House

Pooping Runner Video 7-19-13

A New Mexico man has had enough. His security cameras on his house captured a woman answering “Nature’s call” next to his house, and it wasn’t a one time occurance.

Albuquerque news station KOAT reports that the man has caught this woman on camera going poo four times in his yard. The homeowner, who wishes to remain anonymous, initially thought the woman was homeless, but her nice jogging clothes state otherwise.

He says, “This is malicious fecal distribution.”

The man hopes that publicizing the video will shame the woman into finding a more appropriate place to poop, but he adds that he’ll be waiting the next time she comes around.

“If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!'”

This lady better look out for the law. A listener on our Facebook shared a story from the Smoking Gun about a Maryland man who was arrested for going Number 2 in his neighbor’s yard.