I went to a swingers party, and took the wife alongI wore stockings and suspender’s, the wife just wore a thongWe hoped to liven up our lives, expand our sexual partsBut when we got to the party, it was filled with fat old farts

We were greeted by our hostess, who gave us wine and cheeseWith talk of drapes and Tupperware she put us at our easeThe vicar sidled up to me, with a wiggle and a minceHe said he was a Methodist and his name was Vince

The room was filled with people from every walk of lifeThe Jones’s from the library and Mandy the midwifeMr Morgan who was manic, and a deep-sea diverSiad and Jane from the corner shop and Al, a lorry driver

We sat and talked of mundane things, a tension in the airWhile making our decisions of who’d have who and whereWith the introductions over, we all began to stripSo Mandy dragged me up the stairs, my cock in her strong grip

She strapped a rubber penis on and began to grease my ringAnd opened up her gaping gash to show her fanny bling.I stuck it into everything, everything that wobbledWhile sucking her appendages, Oh how I fucking gobbled

Now next up was Mrs Morgan, but she was rather looseI didn’t even touch the sides as she pumped out her juiceWith snorkel and my flippers on, I soon was in the swimAnd when my load was spurted, she sucked upon my rim

Jane Patel had such massive tits, the best I ever foundSo I lobbed my cock between them, and thrust and slopped aroundThey were all oiled up and soapy like jellies on a plateI shot great gouts of sticky stuff in my ecstatic state

I had to take a little break, my sack was rather slackSo I chatted to our hostess while playing with her crackShe offered me tea and biscuits and hot buttered toastWhen in came Vince the Methodist so we had a quick spit roast

My other half was screaming out, “Fuck me harder, fasterLaying on the coffee table sucking off a RastaPumping and thrusting like a train, he really was a hunkAnd the missis gagged and spluttered while gargling on his spunk

We sat around and watched some porn, some tried to have a wankWell it soon became an orgy of slap and spurt and spankWhen every scrote was emptied out, when every cock was limpAnd every arse and cunt was full and we’d all fucked the gimp

We all got dressed and said goodbye, our appetites now satedMy arse was stretched from ear to ear, and my sack deflatedThe wife was leaking from each hole, and we’d begun to reekBut we were already planning to swing again next week!!!!