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CONVERSATIONS WITH MOM

This was via text.

Backstory: Mom and Dad are watching my cat, Gurdy, while I am traveling.

Mom: I'm worried about Gurdy because he looks so thin. I weighed him and he weighs 10.3 pounds. I looked on the internet to see how much cats should weigh, and I saw a story that said they should be 1 pound for every inch of shoulder height. But when I try to measure him, he plays with the ruler and thinks it is a toy. So does 10.3 pounds sound right to you?

Me: OMG.

Mom: I gave him some wet food last night but if he eats too much he gets gas.