If he walks this way, he’s mine, all mine

Just a quickie to say I am totally in love with David Mitchell, partly for writing articles like this, and if he should ever stray down my street, I will kidnap him and chuck him in the capacious boot of my C5.

Of course, I will also have to share him with my friend Susi, unless she can kidnap David Hyde Pierce, in which case we’ll do a contra-deal (and no, we don’t care that he bats for the other side).