This is a video of 1987 Eliminator Scorpion jetboat owners Tasha Hunt and Koyne Watson using the boat to help extinguish a grass fire on the South Thompson River in Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada. Apparently the couple was able to keep the fire contained until a firetruck showed up to finish off the job. Smart thinking. Me? I would have probably used my secret weapon to extinguish the blaze. "And what's that?" It's in this bag right here. "Is that what I think it is?" Depends what you think it is. "Well it's shaped like a Big Bad Wolf." Then it's exactly what you think it is. He tried to destroy my house so he's my bitch now.

I really love how one of the commentators yelled "He's facking putting it oat!".

What accent is that?

Robert A'Beuy

Same cameraman as Cloverfield?

Ollie Williams

Clearly everyone in the immediate area of the videographer are COMPLETELY hammered drunk.

Doog

And here I always assumed anyone with a boat like that was a complete asshat. Then again the main reason I feel that way is due to my overwhelming jealousy so I'm clearly not objectively calling them asshats. I mean this article and video clearly show they aren't asshats at all, but I just really like the word 'asshat'. Asshat.

TheQiwiMan

Fear not, I used Google Translate to decode the audio commentary of the onlookers, and they were, indeed, speaking Asshat.

Irina Abramovich

TheQiwiMan:

Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

I heard that afterooster's wife actually has a hat shaped like an ASS, a big, fat, hairy beastly one because she eats whole buffalos. She wears it to the beach like a sun hat and doesn't even know that everyone makes fun of it and thinks that it's shaped like an ASS.=)

<3 Thomas

Hubree: YOLO! You're perfect at: 6.9 during a period!!!Irina: Want to share a bag of Frito's Chili flavor with me?

The_Wretched

Downvoted, still not passing Turing.

Hazakabammer

you think it's a bot? I suppose it has to be right? Only a schizophrenic could type like this.