We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot. It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities. As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.

what a coincidence... 20 years ago, my fiancee who worked at a daycare center broke things off right before our wedding.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot. It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities. As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.

We danced and talked all night, and she declared I was the last guy she would kiss before she tied the knot. It was a good night.

I was smitten with the young lass and she worked at a local daycare and I wanted to see her.

So I borrowed my neighbors three year old put the car seat in my Alpha Romeo and went over to the center.

I told the director I was a single father and I would like to see the facilities. As she was giving me a tour I spotted the young lass, and slipped her a note pledging my undying love and I would like to see her one last time, and to meet me at midnight, if she did not show up, I would understand, and never bother her again.

She showed up, did not get married, and although we did not date long, it was 20 years ago and when we see each other we still laugh about the time I borrowed a baby to get into her pants.