There are roughly 40 million kangaroos worldwide and there are 8 million people in Ohio so if there was an instance that kangaroos invaded Ohio each individual would have to fight off a minimum of 5 kangaroos and idk if we could do it

no one could have predicted that the party of Nazis, child molesters, wife beaters, income tax cheaters, pedophile wrestling coaches, compromised Russian assets, blackout-drunk rapist judges and bonesaw murder apologists would also be the party of deranged bomb-sending terrorists

When I was like 11 I was getting bullied by this girl and my mom let me know she heard her parents were getting divorced and to tell her that neither of them wanted her which I did and it worked but like... mom