For all the lovely single/anti valentine people, I give you candy hearts that are made just for you! These candy hearts come in 3 different sets of tins, for the Dejected, Dumped and Dysfunctional. Here are some sample sayings:
...For all the lovely single/anti valentine people, I give you candy hearts that are made just for you! These candy hearts come in 3 different sets of tins, for the Dejected, Dumped and Dysfunctional. Here are some sample sayings:
From the Dejected box: "I'm Broke", "Dork magnet", "Settle 4 Less?"
From the Dumped box: : "U left seat Up", "I Got Sober", "Booty2 Big"/
From the Dysfunctional box: "Parole is up!", "I want half", "no Fix 4 Dumb", "I Love me 2".

First learned about this company in Fastcompany magazine, and loved their tongue in cheek look at the motivational poster. My fave is "Meetings. None of us are as dumb as all of us." Great gift items like posters, T-shirts, cal...First learned about this company in Fastcompany magazine, and loved their tongue in cheek look at the motivational poster. My fave is "Meetings. None of us are as dumb as all of us." Great gift items like posters, T-shirts, calendars and mugs for the office.

If you get annoyed by cheesy motivational wall-posters, this is your chance to strike back. One of my Favorite. Sites. Ever. I use it just to send funny comments to people, but if you're interested in getting a poster or calen...If you get annoyed by cheesy motivational wall-posters, this is your chance to strike back. One of my Favorite. Sites. Ever. I use it just to send funny comments to people, but if you're interested in getting a poster or calendar made, these are the guys to talk to.
From their page:
"For over two decades, the multi-billion dollar motivation industry has unleashed untold suffering upon the workplaces, schools and civil institutions of the world- in the insidious form of the motivational poster. By the millions they have been sold and displayed- these dark instruments of corporate propaganda. While promising to stimulate "Hope", "Success" and "Teamwork", instead these tools of coercion and intimidation have inspired only grief, anger and nausea.
In 1998, one company dared to fight back, as Despair, Inc. introduced Demotivators®, satirical products reverse-engineered from the most powerful motivational posters ever inflicted upon mankind. And now, with the Parody Motivator Generator, we place those very same tools in your less-capable hands- giving you a chance to join us in the battle against an opponent as ubiquitous as it is idiotic. The chance to not only create your very own motivational parodies online, but also to purchase beautiful 11"x14" prints of your designs."

I love Despair, Inc. They make some really funny stuff.
This tee shirt is hilarious. I am always trying to get people to read my blog, and this does make me a little...despairing. Effective, funny - perfectly geeky and smart hu...I love Despair, Inc. They make some really funny stuff.
This tee shirt is hilarious. I am always trying to get people to read my blog, and this does make me a little...despairing. Effective, funny - perfectly geeky and smart humor that I love.

You're going to need decoration of some sort for the walls of your office, aka your new home. So why not make it something that's one part self mocking, one part self loathing, and one part entertaining? I found this poster stra...You're going to need decoration of some sort for the walls of your office, aka your new home. So why not make it something that's one part self mocking, one part self loathing, and one part entertaining? I found this poster strangely soothing.

I've been a fan of Despair, Inc. De-motivational posters for a long time. I recently saw this t shirt and laughed out loud. Enjoy! And, if your blog doesn't get much traffic - don't take this t shirt personally.

Despair.com has the greatest selection of the most awesome pictures on the planet. They are a complete knockoff of the inspirational pictures. They are so depressing, it's funny. Check them out! I am totally going to decorate ...Despair.com has the greatest selection of the most awesome pictures on the planet. They are a complete knockoff of the inspirational pictures. They are so depressing, it's funny. Check them out! I am totally going to decorate my room with them.