I'm very disappointed at how you turned out. Never before have I seen such an unfortunate soul produce such an unfortunate work lacking any modicum of human decency, grace, thought or event concept.

Fully repugnant, partly sad, and not at all worthwhile. Utterly not commendable, woefully disgusting, fully wretched and complete in its absence of virtue. Such a merit-less unit of pure textual waste is surely an example of all that has gone wrong in your life.

I pity you, your children, and your children's children. May God have mercy on your soul.