HOLY SHIT THIS WEEKEND WAS FUCKING BADASSIT WAS SO FUCKING BADASS I CANT EVEN WRITE DOWN WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE MY LAPPY PROBABLY WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT AND WILL EXPLODE BECAUSE OF THE SHEER AMOUNT OF BADASS THE WORDS WILL HOLD!FUCK!

AND! I JUST WROTE THE MOST FUCKING BADASS ESSAY EVER BOUT THIS FUCKING BOOK I DIDNT EVEN FUCKING READ FOR MY MOTHER FUCKING ENGLISH CLASS! IT WAS SO FUCKING BADASS I PISSED MYSELF THE ENTIRE TIME I TYPED IT EXCEPT WHEN I GOT UP TO CHANGE CHAIRS BECAUSE THE CHAIR I WAS IN WAS SO FULL OF PISS IT WAS MAKING THE LAPTOP CHARGER SPARK AND WHEN MY CAT JUMPED ON THE CHAIR TO SIT ON MY TITS HER EYES FLEW OUT OF HER HEAD AND ALL OVER THE FUCKING SCREEEN BECAUSE THE ESSAY WAS SO BADASS!HOLY FUCKING SHIT!