My Worst Fears Reimagined As Movie Posters

Sometimes, it’s good to make fun of yourself. When it comes to my anxiety disorders, I do this pretty often. Otherwise, I probably wouldn’t be able to function.

I’ve reimagined a few of my biggest fears as movies. It’s okay. You can laugh at me. Or with me I guess, because I’m laughing too.

1. “RABIES” – Horror

It’s her own dog – and she knows he’s had all his shots. But when little Max
accidentally bites her finger, panic ensues. Were his rabies shots effective? Did he somehow catch it without her knowledge? Could Max be a killer?

After a seemingly normal check-up at the doctor’s, 24-year-old Lauren finds
out she has literally every single disease in the book. Will her husband’s love
be enough to get them both through this dark time?

Just wasted 2 mins listening to a ‘well-respected’ (fashionable) British satirist ranting incomprehensibly
Your post is far more witty and like all good wit is so accurate.
Well done!
“Expired” could be me