SMS Jokes

A woman brings eight year old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight year old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age" "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"

Bob the Builder walks up to a girl in a club and says to her "I've got an 8 inch dick and can shag all night" After a couple of drinks she takes him home with her. The next morning she says to him "You told me that you had an 8 inch dick and that you could shag all night. You've got a 5 inch dick and lasted only 3 minutes" Bob looks up at her and says " I'm a builder love, that was just an estimate!"

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