I am not particularly interested in the Kardashians, but I am weirdly fascinated by celebrities behaving badly. So this whole Rob Kardashian-bitching-about-his-ex thing has kind of captured my attention, despite the fact that it involves Rob Kardashian. I mean, you gotta love the fact that he chose Twitter as his outlet for a dramatic tantrum that included accusing his onetime girlfriend Rita Ora of cheating on him with more than 20 different men. Then he deleted the whole rant! As if that actually makes it go away! Rob, honey, you had a hissy in front of nearly four million people. That shit is permanent.

Anyway, I have no idea whether or not this Rita Ora person actually cheated on him or not, but I am greatly amused by how he chose to unwind after he unloaded on Twitter. The best part is the adorable photo of Mr. Kardashian easing his pain ... with a little pampering, Beverly-Hills-style.

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So on Monday morning, Rob went on a sort of Twitter rampage against Rita Ora, first posting that Ora had cheated on him with "nearly 20 dudes," then deleting that before having yet another change of heart and writing,

But when a woman disrespects herself by messing with more than 20 men all while being in a relationship with a Faithful man...I just don't get how a woman can do that to her body. And your career hasn't even launched yet. I don't put up with sloppiness.

Well wait a second, Rob, is it "nearly" 20 men or "more than" 20 men? Although I guess when we're talking double digit levels of infidelity it probably doesn't matter all that much. (Say, does anyone else think Rita Ora sounds perfect for Jesse James?)

Rob ended up deleting all of the scathing tweets (leaving behind no trace of his actions, except of course the millions who read and screen-captured his comments and the fact that "Rita Whora" became a trending topic), and later that day he drowned his sorrows with a nice, comforting ... mani-pedi.

Yes. He went to a Beverly Hills nail salon and got a manicure and a pedicure. And he documented it with a photo. And there's an even better photo of him being worked on by two women at once, although, you know, not in a dirty way. Because he's a Faithful man.

In conclusion, stars: they're just like Us! I hope that Rob treated himself to a pint of Ben & Jerry's afterwards, and maybe met up with some sympathetic girlfriends for a late night gab sesh before holing up on the couch with The Notebook.

What do you think of Rob's post-Twitter meltdown salon treatment? Do you think he went French, or got some righteous Katy-Perry-themed nail art, or ...?