The Vampire Diaries Best Quotes From Season 4, Episode 11: “Catch Me If You Can” — “You Don’t Know What I Look Like When I’m Not in Love With You”

One thing we’ll never say about The Vampire Diaries: “You took the words right out of our mouths.”Elena and the gang utter things we’d never dream of saying — or at least hope we never have to. Without further ado, here are the top 16 notable quotables from Season 4, Episode 11, “Catch Me If You Can.”18. Blame the victimElena: I don’t care about the cure, Damon. Not if it means putting the people that I love in danger.Damon (about Jeremy): There would have be no danger if he hadn’t gone all bleeding heart.17. Snoop much?Stefan: I know you were daggered for a little while. But knocking is still a thing.Rebekah: So is writing in your diary, apparently.16. He grades on a curveBonnie: I did an expression spell that almost killed April.Shane: Exactly. Failing would have been actually killing her. You got a D-minus.15. Bonnie’s New MantraShane: You are smart. You are focused. You are in complete control.14. Patience, young grasshopper.Klaus (to Rebekah): I think you need a lesson in how to dagger a sibling.

13. Who's in charge?Jeremy (to Klaus): I don't take orders from you, dick.

12. They don’t usually happen in interrogation rooms?Shane: I think your dad’s confused about the format of the parent-teacher conference.11. She has been around a long time...Stefan: Since when did you become such an artifacts expert?Rebekah: I enjoy other cultures, Stefan. I know that might be hard for you to understand, considering you dated a child who only thinks about herself. [Stefan throws the knife at her. She catches it before it hits her face.] It’s still a sensitive subject I see.10. Call her jadedRebekah (to Stefan): Love and caring ruins you.9. Let’s go crazyStefan (to Rebekah): Sex wasn’t good because we didn’t care. It was good because you’re crazy. Crazy sex is always good.8. Bonnie’s first burn.Bonnie (to Shane): I don’t lie. I’m not you.7. Talk about a load of bullShane (to Rudy): Your daughter is a prodigy. With my guidance she could be one of the most powerful witches in the world. But without it, she’s a timebomb.6. Can she take a message? (No)Rebekah (answering Elena’s call to Stefan’s phone): I rescued him from his old dull life. But it keeps calling.5. Pot calling the kettle blackElena: What are you doing with Rebekah? She tried to kill me.Stefan: And this is the second time that Damon tried to kill Jeremy. So I guess nobody’s perfect.4. Bro problemsRebekah: Was it my bastard brother or was it yours?Stefan: Maybe it was Option 3.3. Where is Damon Salvatore?Kol: I gave him a good and proper beating. Just for old time’s sake.2. The look of loveStefan: You don’t know what I look like when I’m not in love with you.1. No means yesRebekah: No feelings. No attachment.Stefan: None whatsoever.