We're not saying that the people who decided to split "Mad Men" season 7 between 2014 and 2015 are jerks, but if someone else said that, we wouldn't disagree.

We think we know why they're doing it. They hope "Mad Men" virgins will spend the spring of 2014 salivating over their coworkers' secret recap conversations, while ducking into corners just in time to avoid hearing spoilers. They will lie awake at night replaying their Facebook friends' cryptic commentary. Then, when the pain of not knowing becomes too much to bear, they will spend the entire month of June binge-watching the first six seasons so they can catch up to everyone in time to jump on the Draper-crazy bandwagon before season 7, part 2. Meanwhile, their children will go hungry and will be forced to play with iPads because Mommy's hogging the Netflix.

Think of the children, AMC. Also think of how you're ripping everyone off by giving us what is technically a pair of tiny, unsatisfying seasons, masquerading as one final season. We are not sheeple. We see your thoughts.

However. We're still totally going to watch season 7, and we'll tell our virgin friends to binge-watch the whole series so we can stop using secret languages to talk about Don Draper. Until April 13 at 9 p.m., we'll just have to obsess over these photos.