How To Watch Paris-Roubaix

Hang out with William and Alex of Pavé Cycling Classics. You will see the race at three different locations, all the while portaging coolers of Malteni beer and baguette sandwiches. The final location will be Carrefour de L’Arbre where the shit will hit the fan and the final can be watched on a giant screen. Life cannot get better.

A bar in Northern France hopefully along the route so you will have reason to briefly stand outside and watch the race go by before going back in to drink even more beer. I’ve never done this but it sounds like a lot of fun. I’ve heard bars will provide ample amounts of beer and wine and every bar has a fryer for the frites and an endless supply of mayonnaise. Picking the favorite French rider will be the only problem.

Live in Europe so you can watch all six hours from the comfort of your eco-home and make a Sunday of it. Your cycling friends can come over in the afternoon for the cobbles and drinking. Making frites at home, probably a bad idea: house fires, second degree burns, smoke alarms and too much distraction from race watching.

Live in Britain where you can go to some ancient dark pub where you can watch the race on TV and no one will question your need to start lifting pints well before lunch because it’s Sunday and you are in Britain.

If you live ≥ 6 hours from Europe all bets are off, at least in the USA. It won’t be live. The coverage might just be the last hour or it might be pre-empted by golf, always golf. One can’t open up a computer, phone or talk to another human or even a dog. A dog could sense Tommeke not making the final break and communicate that by puking up dog’s morning feed partly on a rug and partly on the hardwood floor. It’s a minefield, FFS.

If you live across the dateline, it’s already Monday or Tuesday, the race is over and you are at work. You are on your own, mate.

For unknowable reasons, three hours of Paris-Roubaix TV coverage in Hawaii starts at 9:00 AM on Sunday on NBC-SN channel. This is highly unusual and highly great. I’m unsure how to proceed. It’s too early for Chimay or frites, everyone else is out for the Sunday ride or surfing. It might just be Gianni, dog and espresso machine and that’s not bad, unless there is puking.

steephill.tv boys and girls. You might have to watch in Dutch, French, Italian or something else, but you should get live coverage. Awesome site and covers most things live (except the Tour – thanks ASO!).

I will find a way to watch here in Nouveau Angleterre, and there’ll be beer by God, regardless of social mores about what time is correct to drink it. (If it’s in a pint in your hand, you drink it. What else are you going to do with it FFS?)

I will find a way to watch here in Nouveau Angleterre, and there’ll be beer by God, regardless of social mores about what time is correct to drink it. (If it’s in a pint in your hand, you drink it. What else are you going to do with it FFS?)

the only problem is that I just finished a growler of Revival brewery’s Belgian ale tonight and will be left with only stouts for the am. Oh well

steephill.tv boys and girls. You might have to watch in Dutch, French, Italian or something else, but you should get live coverage. Awesome site and covers most things live (except the Tour – thanks ASO!).

second that, and while you’re there check out one of the best stage races I’ve seen, brutal course, tight racing, a whole different kind of hard man, #hardasfck none the less.

I will find a way to watch here in Nouveau Angleterre, and there’ll be beer by God, regardless of social mores about what time is correct to drink it. (If it’s in a pint in your hand, you drink it. What else are you going to do with it FFS?)

Keep an eye out for a young Irish neo pro, Ryan Mullen, riding for Cannondale. Competing in his first P-R at 21 years old. Let’s hope he finishes well and gets a good taste for the cobbles. One for the future, we hope! May the V be with you.

Close to doing nr3, watching live coverage on Swiss TV at home. Yet, when things started to get dicey, had to leave to airport to fly to CPT. Frantically trying to get live coverage (footage or ticker, ANYTHING) on my way over in the taxi. When I got to the airport, my flight was delayed by 30mins, so I could have watched the final 30mins at home…. So although PR weather was fair, it’s always messy in the end.

In Perth, Western Australia we are particularly blessed – coverage started at 4.15pm, live on Eurosport and SBS and the race was over by the gentlemanly hour of 11pm. Spent the night in Freo in a pub with 200 other like minded souls with it live on two big screens. What a finish and what a roar at the end – f’ing awesome!

I watched live in the morning before having to go out to lead a group ride (in 30F weather!) I DVR’ed the NBCSN condensed coverage (basically the last 2+ hours of the race) and watched that last night after The Masters.

I watched live in the morning before having to go out to lead a group ride (in 30F weather!) I DVR’ed the NBCSN condensed coverage (basically the last 2+ hours of the race) and watched that last night after The Masters.

I watched live in the morning before having to go out to lead a group ride (in 30F weather!) I DVR’ed the NBCSN condensed coverage (basically the last 2+ hours of the race) and watched that last night after The Masters.

AFTER the masters? Sweet baby Jesus, where are your priorities man?

I was going to watch RBX after the fact no matter what, either DVR or replay stream. So watching The Masters live was a no brainer. Sorry, but golf is one of my passions too. Especially with a daughter who has a way better swing than me (my overall game is better than hers, but it’s just a matter of time … not long … before she just passes me by).

Chromecast on the big screen from the Eurosport feed. Steephill is a great site, but never click the ads.

The one upside about watching pirated cycling feeds…when you take your computer to the pal who knows how to fix them…you aren’t lying when you tell him, “I swear…I wasn’t looking at lewd photos. It was steephill.tv, I swear! Sporza!!”

I watched live in the morning before having to go out to lead a group ride (in 30F weather!) I DVR’ed the NBCSN condensed coverage (basically the last 2+ hours of the race) and watched that last night after The Masters.

AFTER the masters? Sweet baby Jesus, where are your priorities man?

I was going to watch RBX after the fact no matter what, either DVR or replay stream. So watching The Masters live was a no brainer. Sorry, but golf is one of my passions too. Especially with a daughter who has a way better swing than me (my overall game is better than hers, but it’s just a matter of time … not long … before she just passes me by).

Well, as long as you were watching the masters with your daughter, then I guess that’s ok. I’ll let it slide this one time. *wink*

For me anyway, the whole world came to a standstill for like six hours on Sunday. I just find it hard to believe that people were actually doing other stuff!

Well, as long as you were watching the masters with your daughter, then I guess that’s ok. I’ll let it slide this one time. *wink*

For me anyway, the whole world came to a standstill for like six hours on Sunday. I just find it hard to believe that people were actually doing other stuff!

I was. She’s actually met Jordan Spieth and was rooting for him since her favorite player, Phil Mickelson (who she’s also met, as well as his kids) didn’t make the cut. She couldn’t believe it when Jordan went into the water twice on 12. It’s a cliche, but true: The Masters doesn’t really begin until Amen Corner on Sunday.

To watch RBX live, I would’ve had to be up at 4am (sorry, but I’m not that hardcore) and home until 10:30 or 11am. But I had to lead a group ride and was out the door at 8am.

7. Live in Western Australia and have Eurosport HD, where one can watch the whole race live, starting at a very respectable 4pm, and all done by 11pm. Spend the last hour screaming at the screen egging on Matt Hayman. Suffer next day in office.

Probably not unsurprising is the lack of instant experts yelling “he’s got a motor”, “he’s doping” vs the TdF when figures are released. Mainly being, that said instant experts only ever watch the TdF being their sole point of cycling “expertise”.

OMG I accidentally looked at a picture of Ventoso’s leg, before it was stitched. I feel sick.

Farewell to disc brakes then.

The manufacturers will be spitting chips – they were never more than a sales ploy.

I just read his “open letter”. He wasn’t even in the crash itself. the guy in front of him had discs and braked to avoid a previous crash. Ventoso simply bumped him from behind. No way are discs a good idea.