Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog. Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.Dianne: Do anda really have to contradict everything I say?Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s...

Peter: What the hell is he talking about? Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. anda see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score oleh dashing between the creases, provided the gawang keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course. Peter: Anybody get that? Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.” Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.-Family GuyTonight there’s a new reality tampil on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”-Peter GriffinWhen I stick this...