3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a Twitter or FaceBook

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Mwhahaha! Yous fell for it xD!

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy, my hair is starting to grow! It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

WHAT EVER YOU DO DON'T READ THIS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!:

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. "they hurt her"

DONT READ THIS EITHER!!! BEWARE!!!:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.I don’t mess with ghosts and she wouldn’t need to, I'd be scared to death if this happened.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile... =D

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like copying and pasting stuff on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think homework is a waste of paper, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D :P

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007,Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Faery of Night, Ikuto-Lover18, AmuletFortune98, xXxVampire-HimexXx,

You know you're obsessed with Shugo Chara! if:

1.) When you see a girl with pink hair you automatically think 'Amu!'

2.) When one of the characters in you tries to take over and you yell out Character Change! and change into that character.

3.) You've picked up random Romaji and try to use it everyday.

4.) You can hear the characters conversations in your mind.

5.) You've talked about it so much you're friends don't want to hear about it.

6.) You wish Ikuto were real (I especially wish for this one to be true)

7) You've read tons of Shugo Chara! fanfics.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are obsessed with FanFiction, put this into your profile.

If fanfiction is to you what facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

Copy and paste this on your page if you are attracted to anime/manga characters!

If you had a dream where you could fly, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you love magic, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe there might be life on another planet, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your a crazy anime lover, copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yup, I've done this about 100,000,000 times)

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile.

If you're a fan of AMUTO, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a fan of Fruits Basket, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're a fan of KYORU, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever said something really stupid, copy and paste this on your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment

I love music! Copy and paste this on your profile if you love music too!

Tsukiyomi Ikuto is HOT. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree!

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think that you should love someone for love

If you agree that Tadase is TADAGAY, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have or have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile

One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS:

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLET in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you've ever asked a question with a very obvious answer, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love creative writing, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're crazy and proud, copy and paste this onto your profile

DON'T FREAKING READ THIS!!! I Always knew Myspace was Evil!)

there were 3 girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

[Lifty x Flaky] After another failed robbery, Lifty is left for dead by his brother. He's later surprised to find out that he's been saved by a timid redhead who mercifully takes care of him and offers him a place to stay, despite his reputation.

Lily Peterson had a rather normal life, except for a strange connection to the animatronics at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. That was until a little known incident occurred in 1987...But what was the real story behind the Bite of 87? And why is someone who witnessed such a traumatizing event at 5 years old so willing to return? Eventual Foxy/Oc ADOPTABLE MESSAGE ME if you would like to

Flaky makes another attempt at giving Flippy a great birthday, but this time she vows to make it through with minimum fatalities. How will it end? will Flaky suceed, and will Flippy even like the party? THEY ARE POTRAYED AS HUMANS because it's cuter. T for future language

[Splendid x Flaky x Flippy] "I spent my whole life protecting her from scum like you," his voice shook from barely suppressed anger, sharp glare promising death. "So, did you really think that I would just sit back and watch you take her away from me!"

Kyoko Mom Challenge. Kyoko is pregnant with Sho's child and then he ditches her. She does what any angry, pregnant woman would do and seeks revenge. Never would she have thought that she would make so many great friends along the way and be able to support her child.

What if your life depended on a gift? A gift given to you by the one person that mattered the most. If it left your side you would be trapped, if it broke you would disappear. They aren't dead or alive, because of ties. And if you want to see that one person who has your ties, you can't. Unless your both willing to die for each other.

[DISCONTINUED (more like delayed... im not really satisfied with the story.. i will edit it sorry for the inconvenience TTATT )]Flippy is feared by many people inside and outside the Happy Tree Kingdom and he's been branded as the Mad Prince. Can he love? or rather... Can he be loved? Flippy/FliqpyxFlaky

"We've been watching you with that war vet. You're always playing around with him even if he is a freak. We've just been wondering when it would be our turn to play with you." He put his chin on her head as Lifty pushed his to her neck. Together, they murmured to her, "And now, you're all ours." LiftyxFlakyxShifty.

I thought love only happened to normal people, right? So why did it happen to me, TWICE! Flaky and Flippy are the best of friends, but the famous actor Splendid soon comes to town. How will Flippy react when Splendid comes in between him and Flaky? And is everything as it seems? Splendid x Flaky x Flippy. It's sad, just sad. Rated T just in case.

Petunia and Giggles, while getting ready for their own dates, notice that Flaky is staying home alone . . . again. Being her closest friends, it's their job to find her a suitor! Right? What better way to do that than setting up a few dates? Flaky/All the green boys and a Splendid because I can!

She thought she was just going to be a tutor, only to find out she was going to be more than that. 15 year old Flaky is now trapped in a large house in the middle of no where stuck with a maid, a chef, and a psycho.

Just a one shot that I decided to type up right now while watching a baseball game on tv xD Apparently, some boys doubt that girls are good at sports. And they're about to be proven wrong by a certain red head.

[Flaky x Everyone] Sniffles created a special perfume for Giggles birthday present, but what happens when he accidentally spills the bottle on Flaky? Especially when he doesn't know what kind of effect the perfume will have.

Flaky, the new girl in Happy Tree High. Flipqy is the most popular boy and also a well-known playboy in her school. While on the other hand, Flippy is a goody-two shoes. When Flaky meets the both of them, she knows that her life was changing. Both boys were chasing after her, while Flaky was thinking over and over, who would she choose? SUMMARY CHANGED.

Original title is in Japanese: Boku no Kodokuna no Sekai. Kei, the only neko in the world? No, he can't accept that...he will find someone like him...someday... Fluffy moments, Animal ears, Lonelynes, Mystery. Bad at summaries, but the story is good, please read :3

Hinamori Amu and Tsukiyomi Ikuto have known each other since they were kids. They have basically been friends ever since then, however they are both a bit unsure about their feelings for each other. They were friends who tease, fight, and support each other, but will one terrible car accident change everything completely? Amuto xD -Rated T just in case- Epilogue Added!

Most Love is Forbidden, people just don't realize it. When Flippy and Flaky ruin their parents chances of marriage things will not go well, and its up to them to save it. Will things go well? Or fall into ashes. Disclaimer, i don't own HTF

Japan, a wonderful country. The perfect school, Shiroiwa high, is known for the notorious Yanki gang, Midori kazes. But when a girl transfers to Shiroiwa, will she turn this gang around? Can she? Includes: inverted flippy, drug use, and high school!

Ikuto forms a band called Midnight Blue, but won't let his best friend Amu sing? So what does Amu do? Makes her own band of course!n but she disguises herself and her bandmates. Full summary inside! AMUTO! Rated T for Language