Things are moving quickly with the Trump transition team. They have set up the website GreatAgain.gov. They're reviewing the resumes of many political insiders to fill crucial positions on their team. They're re-writing many of their campaign promises a la Animal Farm. In an attempt to bring the country together, President-elect Trump has even tweeted conflicting remarks about the nationwide protests against his presidency -- on the one hand condemning them, on the other hand praising them (in that way he can appeal to everyone).

Now the Trump transition team has announced an extraordinary move to unify the nation (Donald Trump has, after all, maintained all along that he is a great unifier): the availability of Trump Gold Star Family Stars.

In a press release about the gold stars, Donald Trump referenced his least favorite poem by Emily Dickinson, "I'm Nobody. Who are you?" "I want everybody to be somebody," said President-elect Trump, "and I want to know who everybody is so that I can serve them better."

Trump Stars will soon be distributed to all Americans.* People should adhere the stars to their left lapels and wear them at all times. According to the website, the stars are available for "Jews, Mexicans, Muslims, member of the LPGA/BLT community, illegals, the disabled, the politically correct, African-Americans, homely women, the liberal elite, and members of the main stream media."

"I will be President for all of Americans," proclaimed Trump, "and with these gold stars we can work together and unify our great country."​

*Excluding straight whites.

Pictured below: Made in China, the beautifully embroidered gold stars designed by Ivanka Trump will help the Trump transition team classify all of America:

​In the press release announcing the Trump gold stars, Donald Trump referenced his lease favorite poem, Emily Dickinson's, "I'm Nobody. Who are you?" (below on the right). He also noted that one of his favorite poems was "I'm Somebody! Who are you?" by Emmett Lee Dickinson (Emily Dickinson's third cousin, twice removed -- at her request) (below on the left).

By Emmett Lee Dickinson:

I’m Somebody! Who are you?Are you – Nobody – who?Then there’s the door for you!Good bye! I’ll banish you – you know.

How dreary – to be— Nobody!How hazy, like a FogI tell my name – the livelong Day –To an admiring Bog!