The Oscars, Asteroids, and Children's Books Made More Exciting

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we catch a pretty funny trending hashtag, #ChildrensBooksMadeMoreExciting. Twitter is also buzzing about the news coming out of the Academy Awards and we learn what it means to have a phone voice similar to your real voice.

@JennyJohnsonHi5Jenny JohnsonWatching my dad use his new iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try to communicate with her dead grandma on a Ouija board.1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto