Funny Love Quotes and Sayings

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate:he who loves finds the door open.--Rabrindranath Tagore --

Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.--Norma O. Abrego --

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never--Charles Caleb Colton --

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking theimagination and bottling the common sense.--Helen Rowland --

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.--Mother Teresa --

One advantage of marriage It seems to meIs that when you fall out of love with himOr he falls out of love with youIt keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.--Judith Viorst --

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imaginationnor both together go to the making of genius.Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.--Mozart --

Love teaches even asses to dance.--French Proverb --

Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!

To infinite, ever present Love, all is Love,and there is no error, no sin sickness, nor death.--Mary Baker Eddy --

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never--Charles Caleb Colton --

Sometimes I find myself making love to my own misfortune.--Norma O. Abrego --

Put love first. Entertain thoughts that give lifeAnd when a thought or resentment, or hurt, or fearcomes your way, have another thought that is more powerful-- a thought that is love.--Mary Manin Morrissey --

We must love one another or die--W.H. Auden poem --

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.--Walt Disney --

Never sign a valentine with your own name.--Charles Dickens --

Love: Two minds without a single thought.--Philip Barry --

The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!--Lucy Van Pelt --

Where does the family start ? It starts with a young manfalling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.--Sir Winston Churchill --

Platonic love is like an inactive volcano.--Andre Pevost --

If the universe has any purpose more important thantopping a woman you love and making a baby with herhearty help, I have never heard of it.--Rabert A. Henlein Lazarus Long --

Christianity has done a great deal for love by making a sin of it.--Anatole France --

It is not how much we do, but how much love we put in the doing.It is not how much we give, but how much love we put in the giving.--Mother Teresa --