Posted Oct-3-2007 By

123456123456

Posted Oct-3-2007 By

denko44

Didn't you say you were 5 foot nine? I didn't know they stacked sh*t that high! Private Pyle, you better start sh itting tiffany cufflinks, or I am going to rip off your head and crap down your throat.

Posted Oct-2-2007 By

hockeyman62

darrellparkhill:
"DI: "Which movie would you like to see for movie night, recruit?!?!?"

Recruit: "Sir! Brokeback Mountain, sir!"

DI: "Excellent choice, recruit! In the meantime, please clean this weapon, and have the rest of the squad prepare popcorn and snacks! I LOVE butter on my popcorn recruit! Don't you?"

Recruit: "Sir! I do sir!"

D.I.: "I'm sorry, recruit, but I did not hear you! These other people out here on the grinder screaming incoherently is preventing me from hearing your response! Yell it louder, with more feeling, in my ear thMore..is time!"

Recruit: Sir! This recruit responded in the affirmative that he does love butter on his popcorn, sir!"

D.I.: "Very well! Carry on, recruit!"

Recruit: "AYE, AYE, SIR!!!" "

are you fukkin kidding me, no shit.
i would have gotten bent aftre that cuz i culd not hold back.Less..