Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Dear student,
Thank you for
your email today. However, nothing has changed between yesterday and
today. You still do not have the prerequisite. I still cannot waive that
prerequisite. I know there is some magic pill or something that I
should have taken that would give me this super power, but the genie did
not grant your wish, or mine. Please follow the process that every
other student has to follow, because you still are not that special.

About Me

The first thing you have to know about this blog is that I LOVE my job. I am an academic advisor at an open enrollment college. My letters, while sarcastic and seeming to make fun of my students is really just making fun of the experience of navigating higher education. I love working with students and I love the university where I work. That being said, there are some ridiculous moments. These letters are based on real experiences I have had as an advisor. I hope you enjoy.