fourthguyWhen I was a freshman in high school, the kids who played hackysack at lunch had a bizarre ritual. They would all spit into the middle of a circle, and then this one chubby kid would get on his hands and knees and slurp it up off the ground like chocolate syrup.

AelricI saw this on the front page all day. I avoided it, partly because I was at work for some hours, but also at home because I just wasn't sure if I wanted to see what my mind was picturing it would be. And now it's gone, so no matter the truth, my worst case scenario is the one and final image in my head regarding this video: A man consuming dripping bloody used tampons extracted directly from his chained up ex wife in the basement, gulping them down with the same cheerful smile of a retard working the front line at McDonalds. Thanks PoETV. Thanks for that.

memedumpsterSo a drastically exploded pica impulse gets you removed from YouTube, but fanfic about gargling Brent Spiner's semen in a schizophrenic New World Order is okay?

Yeah, probably for the best.

Robin KestrelIf this is the same dude that ate the tube of caulk, that was fake.

Grandmaster FunkFUCK YOU! Also, FUCK YOUTube. He ate a full can of dip in one of his videos. He made the obligatory comments about how it's gross and can't imagine why someone would want to put it in their mouth and spit it out. Then he proceeded to consume the entire can. Horrifying.