Best Quotes from Selfie Pilot

This 2014 style reinvention of My Fair Lady, in which, after being the subject of an embarrassing viral video, a self-involved 20-something enlists the help of a marketing expert to revamp her image in the real world.

At first, Henry wants nothing to do with Eliza, who is the epitome of all he deems wrong with the app-addicted world. But soon, Henry takes pity on Eliza. With a few expert tweaks and some help from the effervescent office receptionist Charmonique (Randolph) and Eliza’s quirky neighbor Brynn (Rachel), he can tone down her palette, teach her a few social graces, and help break Eliza of her instinct to put Internet connection above personal connection.

What Henry doesn’t anticipate, however, is how much he’ll learn. As a workaholic who rarely makes time for socializing, even Henry’s boss, Sam (Harewood), knows he is disconnected from personal relationships. Henry eventually begins to realize that his little “project” just might have something to teach him. After all, keeping life at arm’s length is great for taking a selfie, but not so much if you want someone in the picture next to you.

That´s Selfie, ABC newest comedy. And since it is coming to our screens, bringing an intriguing cast led by Karen Gillan, Natasha Henstridge and John Cho. So let´s take a look about the Pilot, and its best quotes.

Best Quotes from Selfie Pilot

Henry: Social Media is the giant fingernail scratching this woman´s itch for constant attention.

Henry: Why does the people of your generation feel the need to Tweet everything in your lives?

Eliza: You are married? You are married. Why does this crap always happen to me?

Eliza: I spent all my life laughing at stupid idiots on the Internet. Now the stupid idiot is me.

Eliza: When Siri is the only person there for you you realize being friended is not the same as having friends.

Henry: She was just going
Eliza: No I wasn´t. Not until you say you´ll help me.
Henry: You can´t be helped.

Henry: It´s still possible to be beautiful on the outside and still butt on the inside.
Eliza: Like Gwyneth Paltrow.

Henry: I don´t like you, but I can change you.

Henry: Charmonique, like Monique with a Char.
Eliza: In my defense, that´s not a name.

Brynn: You are lucky make unders are my thing.

Henry: Tonight is to focus on the beauty other than your own.

The Lady Gaga scene was too much for me gotta admit.

Charmonique: Whatever you are doing with mister man it´s working.

Eliza: Henry, I can see you. You live in a glass house.

There you go. Now the show premieres September 30th on ABC. Will you give it a shot?

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