PATHETIC THINGS I'VE TEXTED TO THIS ATTRACTIVE MALE

I met this guy---easily could have been axe murdered--but it turned out to be awesome. I wanted to see him again and have been trying to get him to reach out. Hasn't been so great

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ayyy

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There are two types of people in this world. One kind are the people that turn on their read receipts, read messages, and then don't reply for no real reason. Those people are fuckers. The other kind are good, kind righteous, moral human beings that are loved by all and are most likely going to heaven.

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You sir, are a fucker.

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I'm glad we understand each other.

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hey aaron. aaron from tinder. aaron from the nsa. aaron {I GOT HIS LAST NAME WRONG}. let’s hang out again.

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you seem pretty white for a mexican

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Boys are confused

*confusing

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I had heart palpitations today! I hope you had a good day.

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I was drinking and thinking and I just have to ask why? Why live? Why life? Why do I choose to keep going? Why must the moon move in the sky? Why does the rain tell us secret stories? Goodnight, Aaron {I got his last name right that time}

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ok I'm actually asleep goodnight moon

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I'm okay now. On the heart palpitations. Thanks for asking.

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wait. you never replied on whether or not we'd hang out again or not

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you are just so nice and sugar and spice.

what was I thinking

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Hey what are you doing? I have extra cupcakes if you want some.

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Sorry I forgot you were a healthy eater

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I've had a cold all week it's not like I could hang out

But I totally would have if you invited me

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No pressure though. Like you can say no.

he said he wanted to see me again, so this was a reasonable reply!!

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Let's snugglebug

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Just kidding. I'm fine. My days been fine.

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i made some muffins and offered it to some friends and some said yes and others were ungrateful