‘Sorry for the hia­tus folks, had some ros­ter issues that were trying to resolve. Finally got a few good attempts in on ji-kun this week and sco­red a kill. Thanks to all who put in work on the boss. With that said, Chro­nus is loo­king to fill out a few ros­ter spots for the raid.

Holy Paladin/Mist Wea­ver Monk — High Priority

Pro­tec­tion Paladin/Blood DeathK­night — Medium Priority

War­lock — Low to Medium Priority

If you’re one of the above roles and want to raid in a friendly envi­ron­ment please feel free to fill out and an app(yes we know its a bit out­da­ted and were wor­king on get­ting that resol­ved) and an Offi­cer will get in touch with you. Alter­na­ti­vely you may also con­tact orange-schnoo directly with in game mail. Happy Hunting

Surely if the Thun­der Cats are awe­some and can never be bea­ten then a Thun­der KING should be nigh uns­top­pa­ble. Well I’m here to tell you that Lei Shen is a total dick and is not like the Thun­der Cats at all! First we have to find the guy, spen­ding hours wan­de­ring though his house. If that’s not weird enough, all these ran­dom dudes wan­ted to fight us along the way and I think at one point we may have killed his pet turtle but wha­te­ver! So we finally find him and ins­tead of figh­ting with a wic­ked awe­some bino­cu­lar sword or making a super lion or mega­zord or something he just runs around in circ­les trying to shock us with the sta­tic from his boo­ties on the floor. What. The. Hell. I mean I can unders­tand times are tough and maybe you can’t afford a cool sword or a giant trans­for­ming robot or bird air­pla­nes, but at least put in some effort man!

Fear befell the empire this mor­ning, when Blade Lord Ta’yak’s body was dis­co­ve­red dead in his trai­ning hall, along with seve­ral of his stu­dents. Ta’yak was our Empress’s most ski­lled ser­vant with a blade, des­pite many nay-sayers clai­ming Wind Lord Mel’jarak is supe­rior with a blade, and Ta’yak with wind.

Tele­vi­sion. Tele­vi­sion is the expla­na­tion for this — you see this in bad tele­vi­sion. Little assault guys cree­ping through the vents, coming in through the cei­ling — that SI:7 shit never hap­pens in real life! Pro­fes­sio­nals don’t do that!

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They ente­red in the raid ins­tance door. They had no idea what they were in for. Now they’re sta­ring at The Spi­rit Kings with wea­pons drawn. It was an ambush.

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This was a The­ra­more bomb drop­ping on Bea­ver Clea­ver­vi­lle. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon!

I don’t know why all these peo­ple are all like “You can’t eat that bacon on this plane” or “I’m sorry sir but you can’t bring a ham sand­wich to a Bar Mitz­vah” All I know is that this is sup­po­sed to be a free country and once in a while a man needs to get his pork rind fix even though ever­yone else in the fune­ral par­lor is loo­king at him funny. So any­way Chro­nus deci­ded to swap things over to HAMROIC mode and what do you know, things star­ted to fall down with deli­cious and slightly salty ease! Grats on Ham­roic Stone Guard and Feng!