Macaulay Culkin trying hard to make a baby with Brenda Song

Macaulay Culkin and his actress girlfriend Brenda Song are desperate to become parents.

The Home Alone star and his partner have been together for three years and now they have decided it’s time to start a family.

“We practice a lot,” he tells Esquire. “We’re figuring it (pregnancy) out, making the timing work. Because nothing turns you on more than when your lady comes into the room and says, ‘Honey, I’m ovulating’.”

Macaulay, 39, insists he has been in major nesting mode of late and is a well-adjusted adult, despite his incredible prominence decades ago as a child actor.

“I’m gonna stretch my back out, kiss my animals, and go to sleep with my lady. I’m a man of really simple pleasures,” he shares of his daily routine. “People assume that I’m crazy, or a kook, or damaged. Weird.

“And up until the last year or two, I haven’t really put myself out there at all. So I can understand that. It’s also like, OK everybody, stop acting so freaking shocked that I’m relatively well-adjusted’. It’s one of those things where, like, the cliche that we’re all snowflakes? That we’re all unique? Well, you know what…? I actually am a snowflake.”