Deranged Pimentos await you. No they don’t, but a 7-Day Dimento Medal does! I’m on the road right now but I want to get this posted ASAP, so I’m going to get all slacker on you guys and just copypasta the news from Wizardrythegame.com:

We’d like to thank all of you for playing Wizardry Online, and for your patience as we worked through some technical issues at launch.

At SOE, we strive to provide the best possible service at all times. Our engineers have been working tirelessly to address the issues and we’re confident that you will have a better experience now. To thank you for your patience, we are applying a 300 Station Cash credit to accounts which have logged in prior to March 7, 2013.

As soon as the grant is complete, you can pick up a free 7-Day Dimento Medal from the Special Item Distributor in Wizardry Online. Additionally, if you’ve purchased a Royal Membership before March 1, we’re granting an extra 7 days of Royal Membership to your account.

This grant should be completed over the next several days, so keep an eye out for your reward. Also don’t forget to check out the new dungeon we’ve added, Descension Ruins!