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Wow, this was unexpected. So I've gone out with this girl like 5 times now. She's been spending time with me other times too watching games and **** and we've been friends for a while. Out of nowhere I just got a text saying

"Everyone has an addiction mine happens to be you <3"

I'm thinking of replying with a smart comment about me being straightedge but not sure yet.

So crazy it just might work...I'm a fan of gambling. But seriously....tell her you'd be happy to give her her fix or soem corny *** ****. She'll be drawing succulently upon your pubicle sac in no time.

So my GF just texts me freaking the **** out. I'm like wtf is going on.

She proceeds to tell me she met a tarot card reader on Chatroulette and she asked the tarot card reader about our relationship or some **** cause she's female and we've been arguing this evening. The tarot card reader told her our relationship would change soon and that she was preggo.

I ****ing lol'd

She was probably looking at a lot of dicks on there.

Smarty, you should respond with something vaguely sexual. She sounds like she's trying to get dicked down.

__________________I do have one kid who may get open palm slapped next time I see him for some **** he said to me via FB on a few statuses and private messaging - Fat Joe

Wow, this was unexpected. So I've gone out with this girl like 5 times now. She's been spending time with me other times too watching games and **** and we've been friends for a while. Out of nowhere I just got a text saying

"Everyone has an addiction mine happens to be you <3"

I'm thinking of replying with a smart comment about me being straightedge but not sure yet.

i just learned that King of The Hill was canceled to make room for the cleveland show (stolen from reddit)...

rage...building...

edit: smarty, invite her over and proceed to pile drive pound dat ***. treat her poorly and ignore her emotionally and eventually she will either not be addicted to you anymore and ditch or stick around because she is a dumb psycho who thinks she can fix you. in the rare event it is the latter then you simply fake your death

Really now. Well, I now have yet another reason to hate the cleveland show. Seriously....KotH was a classic.

Also, Smarty I'm legitimately curious about something. This girl is interested in you, obviously, but wouldn't fooling around with her in any way make you go into an OCD cleaning frenzy? Not trying to be a dick, just trying to understand how a potential relationship would work for you.

This guy is one of my best friends but at the same time he has some sketchy friends. I'm worried about his crazy ex, and the fact that most of his friends are pretty hard drug users or previously were. I know he still drinks and parties a lot which isn't really my thing and I don't want to be drug along into situations like that.

He wouldn't be my first choice in friends to stay with but he's the only one with an empty room in his own place so I don't really have a choice... Rent is pretty high here and I can't afford my own place on my own just yet.

Originally Posted by NinjaMouse:But as a poster in this thread, all I can say is good ****ing luck to whoever wants to try to knock you off the #1 spot. That will take something epic. It would be the upset of the posting season.