South Park: Martha Stewart's Queef Decorating Tips [video]

We don't even know where to start with this clip from the most recent episode of South Park, with Martha Stewart offering up some Spring-time decorating tips. It's severely disturbing and just plain wrong. You've been warned.

Says the domestic doyenne, "There's a lot of fun and interesting ways we can decorate our queefs, and just make them more dynamic for the holidays."