“The Texas State Board of Education voted Friday to remove mentions of Hillary Clinton and Helen Keller from the state’s mandatory history curriculum — but will keep in Moses’ influence on U.S. founding documents, The Dallas Morning News reported.”

No, I don’t mean how fast you can make the paint peel from the walls with your filthy mouth, although that is a fantastic and relevant gift in these times, I mean how many of those word thingies do you know?