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10098http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/11623.htmlMon, 03 May 2010 14:07:59 GMTMORE. TEA. VICAR?http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/11623.html
<strong>Title:</strong> My Little Dalek.<br /><strong>Author:</strong> Fridgepunk<br /><strong>Fandom:</strong> Doctor Who/New Who<br /><strong>Pairing:</strong> Daleks/Pepper-Pot-Fascism<br /><strong>Rating:</strong> U or Gen<br /><strong>Subsidiary fandom:</strong> My Little Pony<br /><strong>Category:</strong> Crackfic/drabble<br /><strong>Length:</strong> 1248 characters<br /><strong>Disclaimer:</strong> I do not own the legal rights to The Daleks, nor to My Little Pony, nor do I make any claim to infringe on the copyrights, trademarks or legal ownership of said franchises. And all things considered this is probably for the best.<br /><strong>Acknowledgments:</strong> This ficlet would never have been possible were it not for &quot;Victory of the Daleks&quot;, so it's not my fault, honest!<br /><strong>Sponsored by:</strong> The Zombie Estate of Michael Jackson and their new range of perfumes <i>The Funk of Forty-Thousand Years</i>.<br /><br /><span class="cuttag_container"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b>(&nbsp;<a href="http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/11623.html#cutid1">Long long ago, in a dimension not of sight or sound, but of twee...</a>&nbsp;)</b><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div></span><br /><br /><img src="http://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=fridgepunk&ditemid=11623" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> commentshttp://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/11623.htmlcrackficfanficdoctor whoquixoticpublic0http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/5240.htmlThu, 10 Sep 2009 23:30:52 GMTYet More Thoughts on Yaoi (unrelated to anything in the FennelSphere, though seriously? LOUD? LMAO)http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/5240.html
In about 4 hours I shall be off to Bristol, England airport to catch a flight to Glasgow, Scotland<br /><br />On the 11th of September.<br /><br />A flight to LOCKERBIE BOMB EXPLOSION PLANE DEATH COUNTRY.<br /><br />On The 11th of September.<br /><br />ohfuckingshitbollockybollockswithtwattybollockingfuckinghellchristonaporpoisecockitycockbastardcrapmotherfucker.<br /><br />FUCK.<br /><br />On the plus side I get to sign off with &quot;and if this width is never expanded (that is to say, if this journal has no more posts added to it in future) it is because I exploded.&quot;<br /><br />Maybe I should un-me-lock that crackfic I dropped on Ellis' blog. Nah, last thing I need is to dread surviving the trip.<br /><br />The upside to not surviving for the rest of you is that I shall not be able to take up <a href="http://elf.dreamwidth.org/269873.html">Elf's demand for a Titanic/Iceberg crackfic</a>.<br /><span class="cuttag_container"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b>(&nbsp;<a href="http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/5240.html#cutid1">LOUD THOUGHTS ON YAOI</a>&nbsp;)</b><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div></span><br /><br />If this Width is never expanded, it is because I exploded. G'night.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=fridgepunk&ditemid=5240" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> commentshttp://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/5240.htmlthoughts on yaoicrackficslashfandompublic0http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/4555.htmlSun, 06 Sep 2009 04:35:27 GMTPlato would have hit that with the originating motive force of the universehttp://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/4555.html
I need to say something about the micropenis thing.<br /><br />First and most importantly the medical condition known as a micropenis is not a &quot;deformity&quot; DDDDX - it's generally a developmental condition, which means that when the penis and male gonads develop during puberty the penis' length does not increase noticably in the way that it usually does for the average man, while the rest of the body does grow. A micropenis then is natural and normal by any sensible definition of such terms, in a way that, say, body peircings aren't. A micropenis is not a thing to be ashamed about really.<br /><br />And the next thing that should be said is that there was three very good reasons for putting it in there;<br /><span class="cuttag_container"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b>(&nbsp;<a href="http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/4555.html#cutid1">This is not just another long numbered list in which I grammar badly, I swear!</a>&nbsp;)</b><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div></span><br /><br /><img src="http://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=fridgepunk&ditemid=4555" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> commentshttp://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/4555.htmlsai/ogipenisslashcrackficfandompublic0http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/4002.htmlWed, 02 Sep 2009 13:31:48 GMTNeurochemistry compels me!http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/4002.html
<i><b>Title:</b> "In Fandom, slashfic writers poll you"<br /><b>Author:</b> Fridgepunk<br /><b>Fandom:</b> Cognitive Neuroscience Fanfiction Survey.<br /><b>Pairing:</b> Dr. Ogi Ogas/Dr. Sai Gaddam, of boston university.<br /><b>Rating:</b> 18. NC-17. Adult.<br /><b>Subsidiary fandom:</b> n/a<br /><b>Category:</b> Real-person slash, for great justice<br /><b>Length:</b> 4380 characters<br /><b>Warning:</b> This fiction uses technical medical terms in the midst of overly florid smexy!adjectives, but at least Sai only has the one penis in this version. also; heavy (but tasteful) use of popculture injokes.<br /><b>Disclaimer:</b> I would need to see Ogi Ogas' penis for special journalistic reasons before I could take any claim or slanderous accusation that the people represented herein are in fact the people represented herein at all seriously.<br /><b>Acknowledgments:</b> my puny female brain chemistry acknowledges only a neurological imperative to slash!<br /><b>Intros round:</b> 3,2,1 let's jam!</i><br /><br /><span class="cuttag_container"><span style="display: none;" id="span-cuttag___1" class="cuttag"></span><b>(&nbsp;<a href="http://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/4002.html#cutid1">Darwin disapproves, but is aroused anyway.</a>&nbsp;)</b><div style="display: none;" id="div-cuttag___1" aria-live="assertive"></div></span><br /><br /><img src="http://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=fridgepunk&ditemid=4002" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> commentshttp://fridgepunk.dreamwidth.org/4002.htmlcrackficbiologyslashfanficfandomThe Ballad of Rodger Youngaccomplishedpublic3