I’ve been tempted to take a calorie-counter into the club to see how many are burned while jumping up-and-down like an insane person to “The Time (Dirty Bit).” Because you have to jump up-and-down to this song.

While most of us probably won’t be doing the kind of dirty dancing Enrique and Usher like during our Independence Day soiree, it’s always fun to be a little unladylike on the dance floor for about however long this song is.

7. “Super Bass”-[lastfm link_type=”artist_info”]Nicki Minaj[/lastfm]

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Honestly, I wish my weekend pool parties included motorcycles made of ice and pools made of cotton candy goo/Pepto Bismal. Imagine explaining the encrusted pink stuff in your hair to your boss on Tuesday.

If the American life is about pursuing life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, than I’d definitely be interested in Britney Spears’ brand of freedom which includes flashing and a magic microphone whip.