Reminded that next week is Halloween, O’Neal expanded on the train idea, saying he’d board the train while dressed like a woman he dubbed “Shaquita.” Shaq said he (errr, she) might only ride one stop, but would get dolled up in wig and dress, while accentuating his (err, her) assets. To provide the visual, O’Neal stood up, puffed out the chest area of his practice jersey, and playfully chased the reporter who offered the original train suggestion, calling his name in a female voice.

Man, that will probably be a sight to see Shaquita on the MBTA but make sure it’s Shaq in a costume or I’m not going to be able to defend you from prison charges from beyond the blogosphere.