Another year, another caption contest. Sure feels like it takes a year between these things, doesn't it? Sorry again for the late start, but now that the holidays are past I should be able to keep up better.

That said, on to the next contest! But first, You-Know-Who has something to say...

Right. Now that that's out of the way, let's get to it.

First up we have the "At Least It's Not Voyager" award, going to:

Star Grinch wrote:

Padma: I have to be on an episode of.... Enterprise?

Followed by the "What Happens on Risa Stays on Risa" award, going to:

Tres_Kings wrote:

Phlox: What's the last thing you remember, Trip?Trip: Putting tequila on my cornflakes.Phlox: Well that explains the tramp stamp.

Next up we have the "And a Fetish is Born" award, going to:

Ln X wrote:

Princess: I told you not to rescue me, my lover is a Vulcan and he'll rip you to pieces!
Trip: I thought Vulcans weren't emotional?
Princess: This one is different.
Trip: You don't say...

Continuing onward, we have the "Screw the Ratings, Nobody's Watching Anyway" award, the lucky winner being:

Santa Kang wrote:

T'POL: Well, this is what I'm wearing from now on. The drooling fanboys will just have to deal with it!

We also have the "Men Are from Romulus, Women Are from Vulcan" award, going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Archer: "So, how do you like these new 'holodecks,' Malcolm?"Reed: "Actually...it's sort of boring."Archer: "That's just what I was thinking. Computer, generate holographic character: Sheena, Queen of the Jungle!"T'Pol: *sighs*

Our tag-team award goes to:

latkah wrote:

Finngle Bells wrote:

Archer: This reminds me of the time I went to Africa in my 20s...

Malcolm - You did it with a gazelle, sir?

And our Photoshop award goes to:

Tres_Kings wrote:

Captain got plomeek? That's crazy.

Tres_Kings wrote:

T'Pol: On Vulcan we call that an ass meld.
<Both men turn>

Thanks to everyone who participated, and congrats to our winners! Also, I hope everyone had a happy and safe holiday season.

With that long ordeal behind us, we now move on to "The Catwalk," the latest in Season Two's long line of show-killing mediocrity. Let's hope our brave captioners can liven this turkey up!