Friday, September 08, 2006

What To Wear

I am a simple person. There's a lot I don't get. Like football, sushi, leaf blowers, thong underwear and people who don't like chocolate. Or the women at the birthday party who smile and sweetly refuse cake and ice cream. Who doesn't want cake and ice cream?!

I just don't get that.

Tonight while watching MTV's Fashion Rocks, I realize I can add one more to that list: Fashion. I must be way outta the loop because I just don't get why people think this kind of stuff is cool.

Tell me, would you wear this?

And can someone tell me, what happened to her neck?

This looks like she has a lobster claw on her head. But at least this one might actually be useful at Halloween.

12 comments:

I saw this also...I figured it must be the "hottest halloween costumes" for this season. Because I don't think I could adjust any of those outfits to fit my day of errands, cleaning and playing at the park?

(oh, found your blog on a browse...hope you don't mind me commenting.)

So, what I'm gathering from all of these is that ... necks are out for fall? What happened to ALL of their necks? How does any of this translate into something I might pick up at Ross-Dress-for-Less? Sorry -- i obviously don't get it, either.

Obviously these "fashion" designers do not have children. If they did they wouldn't have time for the sort of absurdity they develop. And, their kids would say, "Mom...that's really ugly and stupid looking!"