Thanko’s latest innovation: The idiotic portable Cooler

Face it, Thanko is no longer the coolest company that once was and despite their latest effort to bring nice little products, Thanko is now just barely surviving by bringing from China the cheapest and crappiest products they can put their hands-on. And today’s winner its this HNWAARCN, a “portable Water Fan” supposed to cool you down wherever you are and whenever you need it.
Powered by four AA Battery or via USB, this HNWAARCN weight 375g for 140x64x218mm and can be purchased via Thanko’s online store at 1,480 Yen

There are evaporative cooling systems that are somewhat effective though kind of large. This one with a wet-sponge to draw air across seems unlikely to cool more and might be a hazard with an overly wet sponge dripping on its electronics. Have to agree with title embellishment.