LiLo’s ‘The Canyons’ finally has an official trailer

LiLo’s ‘The Canyons’ finally has an official trailer

LiLo’s ‘The Canyons’ finally has an official trailer

July 11, 2013JEREMY FEIST

After the almost year-long media circus that was the production of The Canyons, it looks like Lindsay Lohan‘s new movie is finally getting an official release date (August 2nd) and a trailer. And while we’re here, can we talk about how every movie is becoming increasingly more and more self-aware? Because half of this trailer is about how no one is going out to see movies in theatres anymore. We get it: You’re a film. Film is an important medium. But no one goes to a movie to watch it navel-gaze for 90 minutes (if they did, Spring Breakers would have been this year’s version of The Avengers.) We just want to go to the movies and watch a simple, focused, human story. Please, it’s all we ask.

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Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now. He lives in Toronto with his boyfriend, his incredibly dumb but cute puppy, and his immortal cat.