You are a member of THE FELT and you're a bit uncomfortable due to the storm raging outside. Thankfully, the power isn't yet starting to flicker or anything crazy like that so you aren't entirely freaking out yet.

I mean. Never. Why would you freak out at the possibility of a black-out? That's just silly. It's not like you're paralyzed with fear when you're in the dark or anything. Anyway, what will you do?

Unfortunately, you cannot be Fin because Fin is asleep! ...On the roof.

Oh, dear. It wouldn't be good if he woke up still up there. He's horribly afraid of heights after all. Maybe he'll wake up to the cooling sensations of the imminent rain that all of that lightning and thunder is foreshadowing?

You fail to be Fin. That's strange. Normally it's incredibly easy for you two to be each other. Maybe he's sleeping? If so then he's right down the hall and you should hurry to go wake him up!

Actually, nah. He'll wake up on his own at some point. He's always been a pretty light sleeper. The thunder will probably wake him up soon and unless he's on the roof or something then he should be fine!

It'd be stupid for him to be on the roof anyway considering he'd probably hyperventilate and burst into hysterics the moment he saw he was up there! Haha! Like that would ever happen ever.

You check the envelope and OH HEY! It's one of the keys you were missing! Who slid it under your door?

Oh, well. It probably isn't important. That just means that you need to find ONE (1) key now instead of two. That's always a good thing. Other than the KEY the only thing inside was a BLANK PIECE OF PAPER. You decide to keep it in your item slot just because that seems like an awesome idea to you.

A) Check in drawers for KEY(S).
B) Check under bed for evil puppets.
C) Listen to what's going on outside of your door.

Itchy yells back that he would absolutely love to help you if he weren't TRAPPED IN THE GOG-DANG HALLWAY CLOSET AND IF HE WASN'T KIND OF FREAKING THE EFF OUT AT THE MOMENT.

BUT IF YOU GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUTT AND LOOK FOR THE KEY ALREADY IN YOUR ROOM... He might settle his debt with you later.

In the meanwhile, he's going to continue sounding like an angry hummingbird on steroids until either you save him from his claustrophobia or the door simply falls off its hinges due to his relentless kicking.

Oh, you. Duh. There it is. It's the absolute safest place for one of the 15 KEYS hidden around the Felt Mansion. You really wish you guys would get a different lock system, because this is kind of ridiculous already.

Your name is CLOVER and you have to admit that you're a tad bit scared of all these THUNDER and LIGHTNING shenanigans going on outside. You had decided to hide in the BATHROOM for a little while, but now you've found yourself in a bit of a predicament. You heard screaming outside the door and you're having a hard time deciding whether or not you want to leave the safety of your SECURITY TUB or not.

At least now you'll have some help making some decisions. What will you do?

You're not surprised. That Itchy guy is a dick, after all. He probably stole Die's VOODOO DOLL or something unlucky like that. Too bad he's not you or maybe he'd actually have some LUCK finding it! Hee hee hee!

That HELLO KITTY flashlight was definitely not your first choice, but they bought it because it was purple and gave it to you as a gag gift as a welcome to the Felt a long time ago. Thankfully, it's battery life is surprisingly long though. Since you just changed them you won't have to worry about them burning out either.

What will you do now? Die's screaming seems to have stopped. Maybe he found what he's looking for or maybe he's just sobbing quietly in a corner. Or not here anymore. Who knows with him?

You're pretty sure you should get a look at what you'll have to deal with outside first before you go running through the halls. Just in case you need to stumble across an umbrella by chance or something later.

Oh, look. It's that guy CLUBS DEUCE. Your eternal rival. Sure, it's totally a one-sided rivalry that no one else knows you have, but you're the only cute mobster in this town. You don't care how long this alien has been here.

You definitely don't care that he was here first either.

As for your FOUR LEAF CLOVER? There's no way you're giving it to Die. At least not quite yet. Maybe if you knew why he was screaming earlier you'd consider it. Not that it's probably anything important since he's always pissed off about something. Usually Itchy related.

He calms down as soon as he sees that it's you, but naturally he's still on edge. He explains to you that his VOODOO DOLL is missing and it has him very unsettled. Whatever. He's probably just scared that someone is going to get mad at him or piss HIM off and he won't be able to just jump to some timeline where they're dead.

[>>4066 in all honesty if it's going to be posted somewhere I would prefer if it were posted by me. While I am just doing this for fun and I DO want people to see it, I am putting a lot of time and effort into it and posting it up is where I get a great deal of my enjoyment from. If I could, I would happily post it up on the mirror myself though. I'm also cross-posting to my personal Livejournal (just very slowly).]

You also decide to poke fun at him for losing his VOODOO DOLL because seriously. The thought of him being stuck somewhere is absolutely hilarious to you and Die will just have to stand there and listen to you laugh!

You know for a fact from looking at him though that once he finds his DOLL he's totally jumping to a timeline where you're dead. Just look at all of that rage!

Hey, guys! I suck at doing any kind of coding on the chan so this is going to be my mini post of saying I'm SO SORRY this took so long and that it's only two pages. I've been changing my sleep schedule around for work and I've been really busy (my place of employment works overtime QUITE A LOT this time of year orz), and my internet decided to crap out today.

HOWEVER, I will be around for most of the day tomorrow so (hopefully) my internet will be cooperative and we'll get a few more updates all up in here like a motherfucking miracle! ALRIGHT LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YEAHHHHHHH!

Also, updates will become MUCH MORE LIKELY on the WEEKENDS compared to during the weekdays. I will get updates in when I can, though!

>>5049 And thanks a bunch, anon. ♥ I'm really sorry this took so long, guys.

You have absolutely no idea what even brought that thought into your mind. QUARTERS does not use a POOL RACK because that seems entirely ridiculous and illogical.

What good would a pool rack do in one of your many GANG BATTLES? Even if it was a giant one or something it seems like it would do more HARM than GOOD. You're glad that QUARTERS is much more of a CLOSE-QUARTERS fighter.

Even if he uses that weird knife of his that has that UNUSUAL COIN in it. Oh, well. It gets the job done, you guess.