I received a call from Janet at Vista Park to let me know that the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers will be moving sand (lots of it) the weekend of WetFest

The Bad:
-Trucks moving sand 24/7

The Good:
- The work will take place on the west end of the park (we will be on the east end)
- Won't have to worry about any noise we make.
- Janet told me that since we will be paying for the Pavilion, anyone that camps around the Pavilion will not have to pay.

She was very apologetic for this, said it was beyond her control, and if we wanted to change weekends we could (not going to happen).

I volunteer to chase all the buzzards off the beach in the foggy morning.
I volunteer to get shitfaced drunk and toss that pussy earwig in the creek if he gives me any shit!
I volunteer to raise the river level as best I can with my tiny stream of piss. (we'll have to check on the tides to see if there is any effect)
I volunteer to put more goddamned wood on the fire than we need in case Linkweewee is a no show.

I volunteer to invoke the names of those who cannot show, and shed a tear in their remembrance!