Shes such a feminist/naturalist/libertarian wanker! I´m no longer watching her crappy show
One day i was watching the show and some gay bloke said he would pre-cum too much, and the taste of such element was foul and people were stopping giving him blowjobs. Firstly she told him to do the kegel exercises, which have nothing to do with the problem at hand. Secondly, she told him to "use condoms", even knowing that there is a wide array of medicines to handle that. She said that such medicines would dry his mouth and eyes. What a load of crap. Next on the line there was this guy who would cum immediately after starting to have sex. She actually said to him "well, you should have a wank before starting the intercourse"
WTF!
Imagine the situation, he finally manages to pull a bird at the club, takes her to his flat, and all of a sudden, he goes "well, you could watch the telly while I have a wank and wait for the next erection, in about 20 mins or so i´ll be back. Enjoy"". Utter unbelievable shit! There is shitloads of medicines to take care of this problem. I dont know the exact term in english, but biology people would know that there is the system that takes care of erection, heartbeats, muscular activity, sweating, the expansion/contraction of our blood vessels, is highly suitable to manipulativity via chemicals. Cocain, for instance, has the property of turning on the system to make your erection last almost permantly, but you lose to ability to cum.
Anyways
What pissed me off the most was the show from yesterday. First there was this chick who didnt like bumsex and she told "well, just say no, your husband is a despicable horny pervert who is only thinking about himself and not about your pleasure" And she went on and on about how there must be reciprocity in order to relationships work.
A sec later a girl called her and told that her bf wouldnt go down on her, and she thinks that she might have a smelly vagina.
Sue j. got furious! And started babling about how the smell of vagina turns men on, and make them horny, and that she should go to him and say "well your penis smells a lot, and I still suck it" and said that vaginas only smell bad when they are infected, otherwise they smell great, and the one with a problem was the bf.
What about the reciprocity she was talking about? I guess it only applies when the guy is having fun eh?
She actually said that it was right her to force him to go down on her smelly vagina!
Sometimes my pubes start smelling "not right". I just apply deodorant and apparently it kills off the dissident bacteria and it start smelling great for months, until the next bacteria outbreak.
Im sure thats whats happening with such a lady.
In short, Sue j. Knows jack about sex, and its a dangerous lesbian feminist monger.

Next on the line there was this guy who would cum immediately after starting to have sex. She actually said to him "well, you should have a wank before starting the intercourse"
WTF!
Imagine the situation, he finally manages to pull a bird at the club, takes her to his flat, and all of a sudden, he goes "well, you could watch the telly while I have a wank and wait for the next erection, in about 20 mins or so i´ll be back. Enjoy"". Utter unbelievable shit!

Not seen Something about Mary then?
Oh and it does work.
(you have the wank before going out not just before sex...)

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Actually it has to do with the fact that i do wank regularly, like thrice a week, and when i do, I tend to have a very firm grip on my penis, cos its pretty neat.
When i entered the chick, it felt quite.... "loose"
Also i couldnt keep the same rhythm i have when wanking (quite fast, i would say 3 repetition a sec). On top of it, i was using a condom, which made things even worse.
Well, at first i "thrusted" her for like 30 mins. I wasnt really feeling much. Then she said her fanny was aching, so i had to stop, and rub "it" around. Then she let me try again for like 10 more minutes, when i was, again, interruped by her pains. The last minutes she started doing a bj, then she got tired, and then she started wanking me when my condom blew. As i didnt want to make a mess on my friends bed, I call it the day and went away

Actually it has to do with the fact that i do wank regularly, like thrice a week, and when i do, I tend to have a very firm grip on my penis, cos its pretty neat.
When i entered the chick, it felt quite.... "loose"
Also i couldnt keep the same rhythm i have when wanking (quite fast, i would say 3 repetition a sec). On top of it, i was using a condom, which made things even worse.
Well, at first i "thrusted" her for like 30 mins. I wasnt really feeling much. Then she said her fanny was aching, so i had to stop, and rub "it" around. Then she let me try again for like 10 more minutes, when i was, again, interruped by her pains. The last minutes she started doing a bj, then she got tired, and then she started wanking me when my condom blew. As i didnt want to make a mess on my friends bed, I call it the day and went away

3 times a week? thats nothing!

but its normally all nice and wet and lovely and you have the added bonus of having a naked woman to play around with.

i also dont think 50 minutes is particularly long, but then i might just be a non stop loving machine.

anyway, even if it is quick the second time round itll take longer. its all gravy, or summin.

Actually it has to do with the fact that i do wank regularly, like thrice a week, and when i do, I tend to have a very firm grip on my penis, cos its pretty neat.
When i entered the chick, it felt quite.... "loose"
Also i couldnt keep the same rhythm i have when wanking (quite fast, i would say 3 repetition a sec). On top of it, i was using a condom, which made things even worse.
Well, at first i "thrusted" her for like 30 mins. I wasnt really feeling much. Then she said her fanny was aching, so i had to stop, and rub "it" around. Then she let me try again for like 10 more minutes, when i was, again, interruped by her pains. The last minutes she started doing a bj, then she got tired, and then she started wanking me when my condom blew. As i didnt want to make a mess on my friends bed, I call it the day and went away

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The chick I had sex with is about my height (6' 2) which is quite large for a female. She was also a bit overweight, which might lead to pussy enlargement*.
I was thinking innitially of having foreplays, considering she had bjbed me before all the sex, but when my hand entered the downstairs area, i was quite grossed out. Its so wet and mucky. Feels like an open bleeding laceration. At first I thought i should lick her, but i had a extremely quickly change of mind when my hand entered the pussy domain. I didnt want even to take a closer look at it, fearing being completely grossed out and passing out or something... So i just stabbed her with my fingers for a while and started thrusting with my penis...

The fact that she had to stop due to pain has a direct relation with the size of my penis, methinks. I´ve known this chick for 6 months or so, im pretty sure that she would tell me the thruth no matter what....

The chick I had sex with is about my height (6' 2) which is quite large for a female. She was also a bit overweight, which might lead to pussy enlargement*.
I was thinking innitially of having foreplays, considering she had bjbed me before all the sex, but when my hand entered the downstairs area, i was quite grossed out. Its so wet and mucky. Feels like an open bleeding laceration. At first I thought i should lick her, but i had a extremely quickly change of mind when my hand entered the pussy domain. I didnt want even to take a closer look at it, fearing being completely grossed out and passing out or something... So i just stabbed her with my fingers for a while and started thrusting with my penis...

The fact that she had to stop due to pain has a direct relation with the size of my penis, methinks. I´ve known this chick for 6 months or so, im pretty sure that she would tell me the thruth no matter what....

lolling online

are you SURE you arent gay?

and just 'licking' with no idea what to actually do would have led to embarrasment methinks, trust me, i know

", i was quite grossed out. Its so wet and mucky. Feels like an open bleeding laceration"

that line is pure genius though, so i thought id quoute it twice, sex IS mucky, its designed that way...

The chick I had sex with is about my height (6' 2) which is quite large for a female. She was also a bit overweight, which might lead to pussy enlargement*.
I was thinking innitially of having foreplays, considering she had bjbed me before all the sex, but when my hand entered the downstairs area, i was quite grossed out. Its so wet and mucky. Feels like an open bleeding laceration. At first I thought i should lick her, but i had a extremely quickly change of mind when my hand entered the pussy domain. I didnt want even to take a closer look at it, fearing being completely grossed out and passing out or something... So i just stabbed her with my fingers for a while and started thrusting with my penis...

Are you really sure that you actually like girls?

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The fact that she had to stop due to pain has a direct relation with the size of my penis, methinks. I´ve known this chick for 6 months or so, im pretty sure that she would tell me the thruth no matter what....

From what you've just said, I'm pretty sure she's not in pain purely from you having a large penis. Remember, a woman's vagina is designed to accomodate a babies head passing through it, a penis is no problem.

When i entered the chick, it felt quite.... "loose"
Also i couldnt keep the same rhythm i have when wanking (quite fast, i would say 3 repetition a sec). On top of it, i was using a condom, which made things even worse.
Well, at first i "thrusted" her for like 30 mins. I wasnt really feeling much. Then she said her fanny was aching, so i had to stop, and rub "it" around. Then she let me try again for like 10 more minutes, when i was, again, interruped by her pains. The last minutes she started doing a bj, then she got tired, and then she started wanking me when my condom blew. As i didnt want to make a mess on my friends bed, I call it the day and went away

OK, for those keeping score we have:

Code:

(2 people X 50 minutes) / 0 orgasms =
Floating Point Exception

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Anyways, shes majoring in computer science...
And i wasnt particularly worried about the size of the girl I would have sex with, but the willingness to do it....

And yes, im pretty sure im not gay. I was pretty much horny, and when i touched downthere i went like "too much information, remove probing instruments and initiate penetration routines" And i quite enjoyed doing the whole stuff.
Plus the fact that you have a whole body, that isnt yours, to play with is certainly a lot of fun. And i am pretty sure ill have sex with her again. At least she mentioned it.

Well, at first i "thrusted" her for like 30 mins. I wasnt really feeling much. Then she said her fanny was aching, so i had to stop, and rub "it" around. Then she let me try again for like 10 more minutes, when i was, again, interruped by her pains. The last minutes she started doing a bj, then she got tired, and then she started wanking me when my condom blew. As i didnt want to make a mess on my friends bed, I call it the day and went away

Rofl!!! She probably got sore cause you'd been going so damn long she got bored and dry. Just thrusting around for half an hour is liable to bore any girl. I get sick of it if it goes on for more than about 5 minutes! Thrusting givens relatively little sensation for a girl, there arent actually many nerve endings on the 'inside' as it were. She probably wanted you to play with her clit to try to turn her on a bit again so it wouldnt be so damn uncomforatble having anything in there, regardless of size. Size makes little difference at the larger end, so long as the girl is suitably aroused. Youre not as big as a baby, for christs sake.

I feel sorry for that poor girl. You could at least have had the TV on for her to watch.

Rofl!!! She probably got sore cause you'd been going so damn long she got bored and dry. Just thrusting around for half an hour is liable to bore any girl. I get sick of it if it goes on for more than about 5 minutes! Thrusting givens relatively little sensation for a girl, there arent actually many nerve endings on the 'inside' as it were. She probably wanted you to play with her clit to try to turn her on a bit again so it wouldnt be so damn uncomforatble having anything in there, regardless of size. Size makes little difference at the larger end, so long as the girl is suitably aroused. Youre not as big as a baby, for christs sake.

I feel sorry for that poor girl. You could at least have had the TV on for her to watch.

you see she hadnt been penetradedfor like an year.... she had warned me before that it might happen... as it had happen in the past....
she isnt some random girl peeps. I had told her about my situation way before we started fooling around and she was more than helpfull and pleased to let me try it...

And you preference for quickies is unheard of. Most girls i know do take a lot of thrusting to orgasm and they pretty much enjoy to take their time....