2. Icelandic strives to stay as close to its Old Norse roots as possible, so it's a little different:

Ég vil fara í herbergið þitt og sjá pylsuna þína

3. And Finnish is a Finno-Ugric language, with no connection.

Haluan mennä huoneeseesi ja nähdä makkaraasi

But not to worry, most Finns under the age of 50 speak English, and over 50, Swedish:

4. It's not all blond Nordic types. Only around 70-80% of ethnic Swedes, Norwegians, and Danes have blond hair, and between 5 and 15% of the population has ancestry in the Middle East, Africa, and East Asia.

5. Norway has won many swimming records.

6. Martin Kjelstrom, a bodybuilder from Sweden, was part of a gigantic doping scandal that resulted in over 60 arrests. (Doping is using illicit drugs to enhance your performance.)

7. Thomas Stellander, a Norwegian bodybuilder, has won three national championships.

8. Icelanders aren't much for swimming, but they're into wrestling. This is the Icelandic wrestling team from the 1912 Olympics.

9. Lauri Kallma is not a wrestler or bodybuilder, he's a Finnish track star.

10. When I searched for "Lapp bodybuilder," this guy popped up. His name is Jerry Johnson, and he won a bodybuilding competition in Melbourne in 2015. I highly doubt that he's from Lapland.