Recommend me a cheap, bad cigar

I need a box of cigars for a prank. But these have got to be REALLY bad cigars - the kind that'll have the smoker spitting and throwing the entire thing out; a cigar so bad that the smoker won't even attempt to smoke the entire thing. They need to be about 50 gauge and look like quality on the outside (good smell is a definite plus), but smoke terrible. Since its a prank, they also need to be dirt cheap.

They're gas station cigars. What you could do, though, is infuse them with something special. Something that smells earthy, but tastes like crud. Maybe actual dirt, or something of that nature, but go ahead and 'smoke' one (take a puff, consistently not good throughout.) They're machine made. VERY sweet. Might want to maybe put red pepper flakes in using a needle or something.

Bock Y Ca- A box of robustos is about 30 bucks.....only cigar I could only smoke half of. Also a Helix Remix Cafe Royal - some of you veterans may remember I likened this smoke to what I thought a goats a$$ on fire would probably taste like ...

El Duque. They're cognac infused cigars that are shipped in glass tubes for a nice presentation, look decent, smell nice, even smell nice when they smoke, but that's where it stops. They taste TERRIBLE. Better off burning them as incense.

what about garcia y vega? never touched em, but they sure look nasty...

concerning swisher sweets...yuck, but they don't really look like good cigars. They have that wierd looking hole rolled into them, and they stink of sugar before you even light them. They're so sweet your hands get sticky just touching them, lol. /end wall of txt...