Not Me Monday

For starters I did not eat almost a dozen totally awesome Funfetti cookies that didn’t make it to their Super Bowl party. And I have not gained an unknown amount of weight due to the scale going insane.

I did not tape and watch 4 episodes of Cake Boss, only to see the cakes and ignore the boss.

I did not get flirted with by a totally cute guy and feel super excited that I don’t look like I just had a baby 6 months ago!! Hmm I should work on that cookie thing.

(Don’t worry D’s still the love of m life and no one comes close to comparing)

I did not leave Little G at Grandma’s house during our trip to BJ’s on Saturday. Freedom!!! Ok, it’s only BJ’s but still…Freedom!!!

D has his own not me. D did not try to cheat at Scrabble with his Blackberry. Ugh! I did not take it away and make him lose a turn for it!

This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

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Elizabeth

Yum, those funfetti cupcakes sound AMAZING!!! I could have eaten a dozen myself, too…

Uh oh, the baby just peed on the carpet… better go help DH clean it up. Men are helpless when it comes to bodily fluids!