TSA anticipates matzo transportation spree

By Lisa Simeone - Posted on 16 April 2014

The Jewish holiday of Passover is here (April 14th-22nd). And rest assured: the crack teams of the TSA are ready for it. Since we all know how respectful the TSA is of people’s private belongings, dignity, and integrity, you can count on safe passage for your religious artifacts.

In a crisply worded announcement on its website, the TSA spells out what travelers can (supposedly) expect. In full:

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