A very lazy hobo who never gets a life til he's 18. Sucks cock and licks old pussies, very much enjoys orgies. Ejaculates into plastic cups from his shop, and uses bread sticks for pussy-like sex. Is a stripper in World of Warcraft and loves to take off his shirt in the process. Messes up your computer/laptop with his furry/tentacle porn.

"He is such a failure in life, I bet he was a Luke as a teenager!"

Guy 1: Hey I found this laptop at the lunch table.
Guy 2: Really? Lets check out what it has inside.
Guy 1: Hey the most visited site is Tentacle_hentai.net.

To create a Luke: start with a base of hysterically funny. Mix in equal parts of cute, charming, sexy and intelligent. Combine with integrity, thoughtfulness and confidence until a solid foundation forms. For flavour, add a dirty mind to the hysterically funny but balance it by increasing the charm to ‘almost irresistible’ quantity. You should find the resulting mixture is well formed and appealing to the eye. Add maturity, cheekiness and something ‘indescribably unique’ to serve.

Summary: A Luke is one of the most amazing and unique people you will ever meet. In many ways he is like a great recipe for a person – containing all the right elements in just the right quantities. If you meet a Luke, show him he’s special by hiding things to make him smile wherever and whenever you can – even on the internet.

If you ever have the opportunity to be friends with a Luke then take it. You will be the 2nd luckiest woman in the world.

An unladen European swallow once brought me a funny message..........It was from a Luke

He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh. He is very quiet at first and seems shy but when you get to know him you will fall in love. He has very good style and always looks handsome. He also always smells really good :)

One of the greatest guys you will ever meet. Close to perfection, Luke is amazing on the inside and the outside. Wonderful personality, very sweet, honest, funny, loyal, positive, caring, competitive, friendly, charming, smart, and brave. Also, he has a spectacular body, with awesome muscles and great hair. He is good at everything he does, talented physically and musically. Overall, he is a wonderful person, and the girl he falls in love with might just be the luckiest girl in the world.

a really great person who struggles at times to discover who he is, but is unwilling to compromise his beliefs when it comes to what he knows is right. a music lover, a sensitive soul, a person who is always there for the people he cares about. he may be flaky at times, but he will always come back to those he cares about. a true friend. he also has a wild streak.