An old farmer and his wife had a
bunch of pigs, and every morning
the farmer would head out to feed them.
And every morning, he would see
all the pigs screwing up a storm.
He would get turned on by this and
try to get back to the house in
time to screw his wife -- but he
always got soft before he got there.
So one day, he took his hatchet
and headed out to the pig pen.
"No!" said his wife. "Don't kill
those pigs!"
"I'm not going to kill them. I'm
moving the pen closer to the house."