WELCOME to Round 1 of the Text Wars I text tournament. Before posting or throwing up a verse, please read the following rules of combat:

CHECK INS are not mandatory, but are welcome.

VERSES are due FRIDAY, April 28th, 2007.

- Every battler must vote on 3 battles and provide links in this battle thread.
- Every verse must be at least 14-20 lines.
- NO EXTENSIONS will be allowed unless a case of emergency.
- Battlers may up thread twice.
- No feeding, biting, or recycling.
- No picture battles UNLESS both competitors agree.
- No editing after opponent puts up verse.

This round ima win it cuz im legit and you cant spit for shit
When they talk bout this tourney people gonna be like yuppi... was he in it?
I got bars for days you got bars for gays
Get your face shot up and it aint from AK’s
I abuse weak rap lines like a coke phene on a rampage
You aint killin the stage ya girl she wouldnt stop crying on you cuz you still makin minimum wage
I could battle the world and it would come around before you do
To the next round the worlds strongest man couldnt pull you
If ya favorite rappers weezy than how you gonna beat me?
I heard he eats rappers but da boy couldnt eat me
Im a real emcee thats another species
Yuppi you a fag im da shit call me feces
I violate you and ya bars like a boy wit a catholic priest
Kreep through ya window at night like Dawsons Creek
Ask Tom Cruise you beatin me thats a mission impossible
My bars hit hard some shit that will leave you on ya death bed in the hospital

whack nigga, but i feel sorry for ya and i regret serving
you have the average success rate of a rm text tourney
you wont leave this vet hurtin' you're just off and bland
punches like moses'- will never see the promised land
your hoe's got a man...besides you, loves the way i dick her
bust in her eye.. had her watchin more kids then a babysitter
made her shiver, and I'd love puttin pain in that ass,
but im forced to read you weekly since she tatted your name on her back
plainly you're whack, she should divorce ya g
if pain is love, that bitch is fuckin torturing me
honeslty im ignoring this beef, i got no grudge in addition-
this shit was key'd so fast i dont know who the fuck i am dissin'
the public is vicious, they never ever requesting yo songs
so when you got fans throwin hands up- they stretch as they yawn

yuppi gets the win.. i don't even feel this really deserves much explanation.. yuppi killed this and ripped mufyn man.. he had a played verse, and i just really was not feeling alot of his stuff.. if he polished it down, and came with more original steez, then i'd be able to credit him... but he did the complete opposite and came with horrible shit... that whole ''ak and gays'' part was just tremendously played...

Much Better Verse Obviously. Mufyn Had Some Played Lines That I Just Really Wasn\'t Feeling. Yuppi\'s Verse Obviously Wasn\'t That Good Because He Didn\'t Need Much, But He Sealed The Deal By Just Outpunching Mufyn Man And Having A Better Verse. Not Much Else To It.