Hey Betty, how about I take you out some time, we have a nice dinner, some drinks, make fun of some darkies, then I beat the shit out of you on the Sunset Strip and we fuck behind the Whisky. Sound like a plan?

Hey Betty, how about I take you out some time, we have a nice dinner, some drinks, make fun of some darkies, then I beat the shit out of you on the Sunset Strip and we fuck behind the Whisky. Sound like a plan?

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

Insert a "see what I did there?" here. Now... were you flying that plane, or filming? Your video has absolutely no place in this thread either way.

Just like you dressing up in a dino outfit...See what i did there?

Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang

Hey Betty, how about I take you out some time, we have a nice dinner, some drinks, make fun of some darkies, then I beat the shit out of you on the Sunset Strip and we fuck behind the Whisky. Sound like a plan?

Remember the first time you saw this done in this thread? We all remember it too. It wasn't funny when someone with much more intelligence than you did it. It's less funny than that when you do it. Is this starting to make any sense to you?

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

Originally Posted by Zafocaine

No. What did you do there? I'm having trouble understanding this one...

Remember the first time you saw this done in this thread? We all remember it too. It wasn't funny when someone with much more intelligence than you did it. It's less funny than that when you do it. Is this starting to make any sense to you?

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

people like me? who troll the trolls? and people like you, being the trolls, will get liked for not liking people like me, who hate people like you for the trolling you do?

Troll= someone who mindlessly posts in chat rooms and/or message boards with the intent of getting a raise out of someone. If this is the definition of a troll.... then you're trolling a troll-troller. Something tells me it still isn't making much sense for you. Accurate?

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

Originally Posted by Zafocaine

No. What did you do there? I'm having trouble understanding this one...

well, you posted some useless shit, so i posted some useless shit which may or may not have been more entertaining and then you said some disparaging shit about my vid so i said some disparaging shit about yours. So we shuld have neither posted our vids SO DONT COME AT ME LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON, ALRIGHT?????

Coo, I'll buy you a heine in the beer garden. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang

Hey Betty, how about I take you out some time, we have a nice dinner, some drinks, make fun of some darkies, then I beat the shit out of you on the Sunset Strip and we fuck behind the Whisky. Sound like a plan?

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

Originally Posted by Propellerpete

well, you posted some useless shit, so i posted some useless shit which may or may not have been more entertaining and then you said some disparaging shit about my vid so i said some disparaging shit about yours. So we shuld have neither posted our vids SO DONT COME AT ME LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS GOING ON, ALRIGHT?????

Coo, I'll buy you a heine in the beer garden. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP

Eh.... something like that. New Castle, or nothing. I only drink heines in Amsterdam

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

Eh.... something like that. New Castle, or nothing. I only drink heines in Amsterdam

True dat. I'll buy you a pussy ass newcastle. hit me up on the polo fields.

Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang

Hey Betty, how about I take you out some time, we have a nice dinner, some drinks, make fun of some darkies, then I beat the shit out of you on the Sunset Strip and we fuck behind the Whisky. Sound like a plan?

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

hmm, see, i don't get why you started shit with me to begin with, i merely posted a video i took in response to another guy's video he took. no trolling from me, so no need to go all vigilante justice...

that being said, i'd enjoy someone along the lines of Tape Five (nothing listed between march 29th and may 3rd), Analogik (nothing listed), or Kormac (nothing listed after march 22nd) would grace us with their presence,

Originally Posted by Bomboclat

Sometimes you just reach that level where the only thing that makes sense is to get buck naked.

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

Originally Posted by thetello

hmm, see, i don't get why you started shit with me to begin with, i merely posted a video i took in response to another guy's video he took. no trolling from me, so no need to go all vigilante justice...

that being said, i'd enjoy someone along the lines of Tape Five (nothing listed between march 29th and may 3rd), Analogik (nothing listed), or Kormac (nothing listed after march 22nd) would grace us with their presence,

Actually... tral! started shit with you. I continued the shit, and didn't sign out in time to avoid your "why me?" rap. You posted stupid shit. You got flamed on it, like everyone here does when they post stupid shit. Why is that so difficult to grasp? Go on peddling your shitty wishlist in the confirmation/ rumors thread though. I'm sure that will get people to enjoy your posts more.

Re: 2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

EPILOGUE

I learned days later how I’d come to escape Hong Kong with my head intact. Upon learning of Xiu Li’s intent to flee, Zhi Peng had fallen into a spiral of remorse in the weeks leading up to our fatal confrontation. He took to the bottle more generously than usual, and had boasted a little too loudly of his plan to teach a certain American a lesson. His booze-soaked ramblings caught the attention of local authorities, and they were able to trace his location to our hotel room. Unfortunately for Zhi Peng … and Xiu Li … they’d arrived moments too late.

The blow to the back of my head was a necessity. Unconscious, the officers dragged me to the docks and deposited me with a local ship captain who handled their occasional “undocumented cargo.” They explained to him how, as far as they were concerned, I’d committed no crime - rather, I’d rid Hong Kong of the cruelest bastard it ever had the displeasure of calling a resident. Besides, they said, based on the dead young women they found in the room, they felt I’d already suffered enough.

The captain arranged for my transportation to Australia. When we landed ashore I was shuffled off with a clean set of clothes and a few bucks. Fortunately, I’d made connections across the globe during my Hurt/Heal days, and there were a few left in Australia that weren’t hellbent on cutting me open. Within a day, I was put up in a flat.

My Aussie friends had seen prosperous days since their retirement from the Hurt/Heal Game. They’d started a small record label, with a focus on rock music, which had risen to prominence over the years. Not my cup of tea, but I certainly appreciated the accommodations. Now they were feared names in the music business, spending their hours on the phone with the rich and beautiful, and reveling in every piece of “behind the scenes” gossip or rumor you could ever wish to know. These Aussies were true sources of entertainment.

Admittedly, I took some solace during my months in the lap of luxury. The nights were the hardest, seeing Xiu Li’s face every time I closed my eyes. Her final words haunted me - had I truly set her free? Or had I been selfish? Had my desire to have her for my own ultimately led to her fate?

Why do we always Hurt those we Heal the most?

In time, though, I came to understand and embrace Xiu Li’s words. As I had set her free, so too had she given me another chance. Through my time in Hong Kong I realized that every man on this Earth gets one gift - and it is an abomination to not make the most of it.

The Master of the Hurt/Heal Game would rise again.

With the Coachella 2013 lineup announcement on the horizon, and my sources as my benefactors, I would return to the arena where my legend was born, armed with airtight inside information, and a gift for knowing exactly how many Hurt points my opponents were holding.

Could I become again the man I’d been? I wasn’t sure. But for Xiu Li, I’d try.