There were four games Thursday and Friday, but I feel like the announcers got off easy. Especially you, Beth Mowins.

Here is the Week 2 announcing schedule. Leave what you hear on Saturday in the comments. We’ll probably update as the day progresses. Here’s the little we have right now, and oh yeah, let’s not forget 9/11/:

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“That was a Vlade Divac flop right there from Lewis.” — Rece Davis, after a headbutt (via Sctvman)

“He’s got the pants so far.” — Craig James after Jesse Palmer says “somebody wants to be player of the game.” (I forget who this referenced.)

“Earlier, everything was lining up. Unfortunately, this did not line up.” — Joe Tessitore on Marshall’s missed FG in OT

“Edwards again got behind the secondary and howls it in.” — Beth Mowins after Edwards jumped, while in front of the secondary, and caught a deep pass. I think she was trying to say “hauls it in,” but it sounded an awfully lot like “howls.”

“Pounding the defense.” — Beth Mowins

“And it’s True” — Rob Stone on made FG

“Lattimore against Rambo, and this time the solder lost… Rambo didn’t make it.” — Mark Jones

“I’d step right on his head, Bob.” — Chris Spielman

Bob Davie spent an entire challenge explaining why it was a good challenge. The call was not overturned. Derp.

“Nice job of pentration by ____ coming from the backside.” — Chris Spielman

“If you’re the underdog on the road, what you want are some turnovers and…and..and you have a couple of those. 4th down… stays, right here. Another conversion that turns… changes the ball over to your, so if you’re on the road.” — Bob Griese, verbatim.