I get that these costumes are atrocious and will probably spontaneously combust if you come within smelling distance of a cigarette, but I kind of like that they take the "sexy"-inanimate-object-costume trend and push it over the brink into ridiculous territory. And you have to appreciate that "sexy" fruit salad would be super easy to DIY if you want to showcase less skin and save your hard-earned cash for the bar.