I only mentioned condensed milk at all because I was once given condensed milk in tea. It was served to me by a well meaning middle aged American woman, as she was putting me and my mate up, and it was a slightly awkward not-that-close-friend's mum kinda scene we drank it politely, and I think maybe had several mugs each. Not recommended.

It smells like how Soy milk tastes when I had it in coffee.
Also the texture of soy milk is worse than clumpy off milk. It coats your mouth as if a snail has been taking a stroll in there. (I'm full of analogies today)

and said shall I get two (in reference to milk), I said yes, assuming she meant two pints. She returned home with 2x4 pinters of skimmed milk (they only had semi in two pinters). We still have 4 pints left.

"Condensed milk is drunk before most professional football games in the UK. Professionals such as Ian Plumb endorse its use, stating its many benefits: "I always score when I down a can of condensed milk before a game, I'm not the same player without it"[12]."