Sometimes I believe that I am truly a deviant. The way I think, the way I feel. I especially entertain some of the strangest, rowdiest, deviant fantasies in my head.

Or so I thought.

Stumbling across this old article on the Top 10 Women’s Sexual Fantasies, I discovered that I just may not be that much of an oddball after all. Apparently, MOST OF YOU LADIES HAVE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY FANTASIES, TOO!

I’d like to discuss and rate each of these top fantasies in detail, if you don’t mind. Today I’m going to cover numbers 10 through 7.

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10. ** Strangers in the night **

QUOTE: “Many women relish the idea of meeting up with a mystery man and going to some no-name motel with him for a wild night of uninhibited sex. Sometimes women feel like the only people they can truly let loose with are strangers simply because they won’t be judged. And who cares anyway? They’ll probably never see the beautiful stranger again.”

I really like the idea of having some spontaneous and unconstrained sex. A lot. I personally can’t relate to it having to be with a stranger, though. I can’t imagine WHAT anyone would want to do in bed that is sooo naughty, they would worry about judgment from their significant other! Two things come to my mind: 1) either you a very, very bad girl, or 2) you have a very, very conservative partner. If I really want to go to a hotel and dangle from the ceiling, pretend to be a nun, spread peanut butter all over myself or cuss in 3 different languages, I think I should be able to do that with my husband and not feel ashamed.

HOTNESS FACTOR: 6/10

LIKELIHOOD OF MAKING IT HAPPEN: 2/10 (I’m married, but maybe I can get the husband to pretend he doesn’t know me and “meet” me in a bar …)

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9. ** The more the merrier **

QUOTE: “Group sex was a popular one among the ladies. ‘The freedom of being nude in front of a bunch of people who are equally exposed, allowing different men and women to touch and penetrate your body simultaneously is incredibly erotic.'”

Confession: I have this recurring fantasy where I am – let’s see, how can I put this – I am the party favor at some private adult function. I’d say more on this one, but I’m getting too excited just thinking about it.

HOTNESS FACTOR: 10/10

LIKELIHOOD OF MAKING IT HAPPEN: Um, I’d have to check with my husband 😉

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8. ** Madam may I? **

QUOTE: “If there’s one thing that women are dying to do, it’s dominate a man like never before. The creative ideas that flowed from this topic were quite interesting, to say the least. They included:

spanking him

ordering him to perform certain sexual acts

making him beg for what he wants

having him suck on their stiletto heels or some other phallic object”

What? Make him beg, you say? Punish him with your cat-o-nine tails whip when he’s a bad boy? Blindfold him, cuff him to the bed, gag him and make that strong, masculine man whimper and beg you for mercy?

Why, yes. The Verbal Vixen approves.

HOTNESS FACTOR: 8/10

LIKELIHOOD OF MAKING IT HAPPEN: Been there, done that, will do it again

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7. ** Lay me out on display **

QUOTE: “In today’s world of confident women, I was not surprised to learn that many of them fantasize about having an audience whilst engaging in sexual acts with a partner. I guess the idea of knowing that others are getting excited by their “performance” provides them with a feeling of empowerment.”

Okay, so I fantasize quite a bit about exhibitionism. Sometimes, it is as tame as me being nude in front of the windows as I clean the house while the neighbors have full view. Other times, my partner and I are on stage, surrounded by a live audience. All I’ve got to do is tone those thighs back up first, eh?

HOTNESS FACTOR: 7/10

LIKELIHOOD OF MAKING IT HAPPEN: As long as it won’t get captured on video or camera – 7/10 (I can’t allow visual evidence of my debauchery to roam the internet! Textual evidence, maybe … but not video!)

I’d love to hear what you think of these fantasies. There’s more to come, this stuff gives me some great ideas for stories! 😉