New Play!

[:en]New addition to The Playbook, ya��all! This is a play for when you need to win a girl back. I chose totally random names to illustrate the steps in this play but it will work on any chicka�� provided you love her more than anything else in the world but need to prove to her that youa��ve changed and are totally committed to being with her for the rest of your life

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THE ROBIN

Success Rate

100%

Attracts

chicks youa��ve dated on-and-off that dona��t yet believe youa��re in it for the long haul this time

Requirements

surveillance equipment, annoying friend, mistletoe

Prep Time

a couple months

Bummers

destroying The Playbook (of course you can always purchase a new one, wherever awesome books are sold)

THE PLAY

Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl.

Choose the completely wrong moment to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip cluba�� and get shot down on purpose.

Agree that you two dona��t work, locking the door on any future you could have together, which will drive Robin nuts.

Robin goes nuts.

Find the person who annoys Robin most in the world and ask for her help. Explain everything to Patrice and hope she agrees to help.

Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs.

Pretend to be dating Patrice.

Wait until Robin inevitably breaks into your place to find The Playbook and show it to Patrice, which youa��ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in your apartment.

After Patrice a�?findsa�? The Playbook, have your first a�?big fight.a�?

Prove your loyalty to Patrice by burning The Playbook, and actually burn it. You dona��t need it anymore.

Because your friends have no boundaries, theya��ll inevitably have an intervention for Robin, which youa��ll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Marshall and Lilya��s apartment.

Tell only Ted about your plan to propose to Patrice.

Wait and see if Ted tells Robin. And if he does, it means your best bro in the world has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing.

Robin arrives at her favorite spot in the city and finds the secret final page of The Playbooka�� the last play youa��ll ever run.