Crime

BREAKING: They Got Him

Police are reporting that they have arrested a sufferer of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

On February 19, Zachary Greenberg, under the intense effects of the aforementioned condition, spotted a recruitment table for a conservative political group on the campus of the University of California-Berkeley.

Greenberg sprang into action, ripping down the sign hanging in front of the table and physically assaulting the person manning it, one Hayden Williams.

Williams told police that he was punched several times for daring to publicly identify himself as conservative, and that Greenberg even threatened to shoot him.

Greenberg is now in custody and will be charged with assault and attempt to cause bodily injury, Fox News reported.

In truth, Greenberg, like so many liberals these days, is in need of serous psychiatric treatment if another person’s political leanings are enough to send him into violent fits of rage.