This NatGeo Wild clip of the honey badger has been around for ages — I wrote about it last July at KSK — but it has new narration by someone named Randall, and I have to admit that he’s way better than whichever stuffy British dude originally narrated it. National Geographic needs to hire Randall immediately. Of course, I wouldn’t learn anything watching a NatGeo show hosted by Randall, but I’d be massively entertained. And isn’t that what television’s all about?

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I hate it when people just pull lines from the video for their comment, but the “look at that sleepy fuck” audio/visual @ 2:57 is too priceless not mention.

02.10.11 at 11:38 am

LastTexansFan

Richard Gere accepts the Honey Badger-Guinea Pig challenge.

02.10.11 at 11:55 am

essequemodeia

That was pretty fucking funny…. hahaha

02.10.11 at 11:56 am

Stonecutter

This spring my oldest is playing T ball and we had a general parents meeting last week to work out logistics. When someone asks what the team name should be I suggest Honey Badgers. I get 12 blank stares, but one knowing nod. Totally worth it.

02.10.11 at 11:58 am

Michelle07

House full of bees! I love this post so much.

02.10.11 at 11:58 am

Michelle07

That voice will be narrating in my head for the rest of the day.

02.10.11 at 12:05 pm

Danger Guerrero

[Michelle bakes cake]

[Danger Guerrero swoops in and grabs comically large piece of cake]

“Thanks, stupid. Thanks for the cake, see you later.”

02.10.11 at 12:08 pm

Touched by an Uncle

“I wrote about last July at KSK”

You’re an internet hipster.

02.10.11 at 12:15 pm

LaFavre

The Honey Badger reminds me a little of Charlie Sheen. Charlie smokes an entire briefcase of crack, takes a little nap and boom, he’s back for more. You can’t kill a Honey Badger or Charlie, apparently.

02.10.11 at 12:25 pm

Rebecca

I thought for sure the joke would get old after a few seconds. How wrong I was.

02.10.11 at 1:05 pm

AEVC again

Have a +1, DG. Very funny.

02.10.11 at 1:10 pm

miamidiesel

I wish I were a honey badger. That motherfucker always stay winning.

02.10.11 at 1:34 pm

MenaceIISobriety

did he graduate from the Nick Kroll School of Voice Acting?

02.10.11 at 2:01 pm

Jeteyes

The honey badger ranks number 1 on this list of animals that just ain’t care.