It's the most wonderful time of the year! New Year's Eve might be a garbage holiday, but at least we have Syfy's Twilight Zone marathon to console us. Below, a list of when you can watch each episode during this year's festivities. And for all you cordcutters, we've added links to Netflix (and Hulu for season 4) for each episode.

Wednesday, December 31st

All times are Eastern.

8:00 AM: The Old Man In The Cave

The one where people in a post-apocalyptic world worship an unseen man in a cave, which you shouldn't read anything into at all. [Netflix]

8:30 AM: Caesar and Me

The one where a loser ventriloquist has to fight against his manipulative dummy who always seems to be sabotaging him. [Netflix]

9:00 AM: The Last Flight

The one where a WWI British pilot lands in the future which is our past if you really think about it. [Netflix]

9:30 AM: The Little People

The one where two astronauts land on a planet of tiny people and one astronaut decides to rule them as a god which goes about as well as you'd expect. [Netflix]

10:00 AM: Third From The Sun

The one where nuclear destruction is going to wipe out the earth so two people plot to steal a spaceship. [Netflix]

10:30 AM: Long Live Walter Jameson

The one where a history professor is immortal which must be super weird tenure-wise. [Netflix]

11:00 AM: A Piano in the House

The one where a theater critic buys a player piano and the theater critic has a creepy beard so you can tell he's a bad dude. [Netflix]

11:30 AM: Perchance to Dream

The one where a man can't go to sleep for fear of dying which would be pretty awful because you can die from not sleeping so he doesn't really have many options. [Netflix]

12:00 PM: A Most Unusual Camera

The one where some crooks get ahold of a camera that can see the future. [Netflix]

12:30 PM: The Arrival

The one where a plane lands at an airport without any pilots, passengers or crew. [Netflix]

1:00 PM: A Thing About Machines

The one where a man who hates technology finds he probably has good reason to fear it. [Netflix]

1:30 PM: And When The Sky Was Opened

The one where three astronauts blast into space in an experimental rocketship but their return timelines are all mixed up. [Netflix]

2:00 PM: I Shot An Arrow Into The Air

The one where astronauts crash land and go at each other's throats. [Netflix]

2:30 PM: Nick of Time

The one where Captain Kirk and his new bride play a fortune-telling machine at a diner and get spooked. [Netflix]

3:00 PM: Night of the Meek

The one where a drunk department store Santa is just trying to spread some Christmas joy but the voice of Piglet is always spoiling his fun. [Netflix]

3:30 PM: Number Twelve Looks Just Like You

The one where "old" people take new bodies in a utopian future where nobody ever gets old which sounds awesome because in reality we'll all be dead really soon. [Netflix]

4:00 PM: What's In The Box

The one where a guy cheating on his wife starts to see weird visions on his TV set. [Netflix]

4:30 PM: Walking Distance

The one where a man accidentally travels into the past and talks with himself as a young kid. [Netflix]

5:00 PM: A Hundred Yards Over The Rim

The one where a man from olden times leaves his wagon train to go find help for his son but he slips into the future and what he finds is that future people aren't so bad after all. [Netflix]

5:30 PM: People Are Alike All Over

The one where a man crash-lands on Mars and discovers a strange race of people. [Netflix]

6:00 PM: Probe 7 Over and Out

The one where a man stranded on a distant planet meets a stranded woman from a different planet. [Netflix]

6:30 PM : Stopover In A Quiet Town

The one where a couple wake up in a strange town and try to figure out what they did last night after partying too hard. [Netflix]

7:00 PM: A Game of Pool

The one where a guy plays pool against a ghost to prove that he really is the best of all time but even if he wins he'll have to say that he beat a ghost which is a hard thing to prove when you think about it. [Netflix]

7:30 PM: The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street

The one where everybody turns on each other when mysterious things happen and it's probably aliens or communists or something. [Netflix]

8:00 PM: The Dummy

The one where a ventriloquist thinks his dummy is alive which seems to be a recurring theme in the Twilight Zone. [Netflix]

8:30 PM: The Invaders

The one where a rural woman pwns some alien invaders that definitely aren't from Earth. [Netflix]

9:00 PM: To Serve Man

The one where an alien race lands on Earth to help humans out and nothing else happens and everybody lives happily ever after. [Netflix]

9:30 PM: Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

The one where Captain Kirk starts seeing something on the wing of a plane that's probably just a teddy bear that's come to life oh god why is he shooting at it oh god why. [Netflix]

10:00 PM: A Stop At Willoughby

The one where a big city business man falls asleep during his commute and dreams of a small town community of the past, then gets a chance to go there if he wants. [Netflix]

10:30 PM: The Hitch-hiker

The one where a woman keeps seeing the same hitch-hiker over and over again. [Netflix]

11:00 PM: Dead Man's Shoes

The one where a homeless guy takes the shoes off a dead gangster and becomes him. [Netflix]

11:30 PM: Will The Real Martian Please Stand Up

The one where some local cops try to find out which stranded bus passenger is actually a Martian. [Netflix]

Thursday, January 1st

12:00 AM: The Midnight Sun

The one where the sun never sets and the heat is unbelievably oppressive but there's a twist and I bet you can't guess what it is. [Netflix]

12:30 AM: The Obsolete Man

The one where a librarian in a futuristic totalitarian dystopia goes on trial. [Netflix]

1:00 AM: The After Hours

The one where a woman tries to return something to a department store but discovers a floor where the mannequins are creepier than usual. [Netflix]