QUIZ: Are you a Westworld Host?

Do you know where you are?
(1) I’m in a dream.
(2) I think I’m at a desert where you have sex with robots, right? Why are you being so weird right now? I’m paying a lot of money for this.

Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality?
(1) No.
(2) I tripped acid at Burning Man once and things got kind of wild – I talked to cactus about Marxism. Does that count?

Are you real?
(1) If you can’t tell, does it matter?
(2) Wooaaaaaaah. That was a good answer. Can I use her answer?

Would you ever hurt someone?
(1) Why, I don’t think I ever could. These violent delights have violent ends.
(2) Everyone here isn’t real right? So they don’t count as people? I mean a human I wouldn’t want to hurt, but aliens, that’s different.

What do you think of this world?
(1) Some people choose to see the ugliness in this world, the disarray. I choose to see the beauty.
(2) After the first time I came here, I gave it a four out of five stars on yelp, but that’s just because a horse peed on my shoe when I went to pick up Dolores’s can. But now that I killed forty-five people in a blind rage at the town saloon and then spent some time with Clemenine… That’s five stars.

What do you aspire to?
(1) I want to find the man who goes by Wyatt.
(2) I mean, definitely some more robo-sex

6-7: Congratulations! You’re the hostess with the mostest! Better cut yourself open to be absolutely sure!8-9: You are Bernard.10-12: Boo hoo. You’re a boring-old person – the maze isn’t meant for you. At least you’ll never have to grapple with the paradox of consciousness, and can continue binge watching without guilt.