Ronda Rousey seized the Strikeforce bantamweight title last night with a gruesome win over Miesha Tate in Columbus that hurts just to watch.

A former judo champion, Rousey's won all five of her career professional bouts by armbar submission, and it's not hard to see why challengers may not be too anxious to compete for her title anytime soon. When even MMA broadcasters don't want to watch the replay, you're doing something very right/very wrong. [Showtime]

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