So, I managed to back my way into the UltimateTennis playoffs seeded just about dead last. I'm trying to prepare mentally for my division-winning opponent. Here are the options I'm currently considering:

1.) The 'ole 'Hey, I'm an underdog so there's no pressure here' technique. Everything's just groovy.

2.) Put the Rocky theme on continuous loop and down a few raw eggs.

3.) Just curl up in the fetal position after taking the court in order to minimize the length of the beatdown.