Today we acknowledge a really terrible loss. Cedric Diggory was, as you all know, exceptionally hard working, infinitely fair-minded, and most importantly, a fierce, fierce friend. Therefore, I feel you have the right to know exactly how he died. You see, Cedric Diggory was murdered, by Lord Voldemort. The Ministry of Magic does not wish me to tell you this. But not to do so I feel would be an insult to his memory. Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of the recent events, the bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever. Remember that, and Cedric Diggory will not have died in vain. You REMEMBER THAT... and we'll celebrate a boy who was kind, and honest, and brave, and true, right to the very end.

Harry: This is mad! At this rate, we'll be the only ones in our year without a date! Well... Us and Neville.Harry: Yeah, but then again he can take himself.Hermione: It might interest you to know that Neville's already got someone.Ron: Oh! Now I'm really depressed.

Harry: Hagrid warned me about the dragons!Ron: No, no! Remember I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid was looking for you. Seamus didn't really tell me anything. So it was really me all along! I thought you'd be able to figure it out from there.Harry: How could anybody figure that out? That's completely mental!Ron: Well, I suppose I was a bit distraughtHermione: [Tearing up] Boys...