the song this week written by recently departed (back to the uk) julian burgess is the rolling stones 1965 tour de force "i can't get node (satisfaction), which was amazingly ahead of its time predicting the difficulty in staying on top of the fast moving world of v8 implementations.)

I can't get node satisfactionI can't get node satisfaction'Cause I try and I try and I try and I tryI can't get node, I can't get nodeWhen I'm readin' up so farIn that man page in the terminalAnd I'm pagin' more and moreThrough some useless informationTrying to avoid quick deprecationI can't get node, oh node node nodeHey hey hey, that's what I sayI can't get node satisfactionI can't get node satisfaction'Cause I try and I try and I try and I tryI can't get node, I can't get nodeWhen I'm watchin' my consoleAnd the lines appear to tell meHow fast my streams do rollBut they ain't skinny pants 'cause they do not throwThe same callback in ioI can't get node, oh node node nodeHey hey hey, that's what I sayI can't get node satisfactionI can't get node reactor patternCause I try and I try and I try and I tryI can't get node, I can't get nodeWhen I'm ridin' round npmAnd I'm usin' this and callin' it thatAnd I'm tryin' to make some appWho tells me baby better callback later next patchCause you see you're on a broken branchI can't get node, oh node node nodeHey hey hey, that's what I sayI can't get node, I can't get nodeI can't get node satisfactionNode satisfaction, node satisfaction, node satisfaction