It's been many moons since I last created an entry on this site. The last one that I made was not very successful, and I don't want to make the same mistakes with this one.

It's inspired by recent events in a certain popular webcomic (guess which one for a cool prize! Offer void in the Sol System or neighbouring regions). However, after re-reading what I wrote, it doesn't feel like it has enough oomph to survive on its own. So I ask of the gods of the SCP Foundation to criticize what I have so that I can improve it before I release it into the wild.

I like the idea. The tone could use some cleanup, and maybe look at the redactions you have (you have one redaction for squick, which I've been told is generally a no-no. But all in all, I like it. I'd also put the event log under a collapsible (I saw that the interview was there already).