Brain Transplant!

A mid-level Blonde executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the centerâ€™s director that he was an acceptable candidate.

â€œThatâ€™s great!â€ the executive said. â€œBut I understand that this procedure can be really expensive.â€

â€œYes, sir, it can,â€ the director replied. â€œAn ounce of accountantâ€™s brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economistâ€™s brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate presidentâ€™s is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Republican's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars.â€

â€œSeventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Republican's rain? Why on earth is that?â€

â€œDo you have any idea,â€ the director asked, â€œhow many Republican's we would have to kill to get an ounce?â€