13 Things You Will Eventually Realize While Planning Your Wedding

1) You will feel crazy. As in certifiable. Are you actually going crazy? Probably. Will it still be the best day ever?

Yes!

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2) Eloping is going to start to sound REALLY appealing at some point. Especially after your 10-year old cousin decides she MUST have a vegan meal even though you already placed the order with the catering company. Grrr.

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3) You WILL have that one bridesmaid: “Meh, this dress,” “Meh, these colors,” “Meh, what do you mean we can’t sit around and watch Netflix for your Bachelorette party?!?” This chick can shove it. And I say that with the upmost love and affection.

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4) You are not going to get all of your invitations back. Sorry, Charlie. Super Grrrr.

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5) You’ll find out your Pinterest board dreams are extremely expensive. Time to get out those DIY pompoms and channel your inner-Martha-Stewart….sans the insider trading. Although, insider stock tips are welcome in the comments below.

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6) You remember that song that you swore would never, ever, EVER be played at your wedding? Well, tipsy Uncle Bob and his close friend Jack Daniels just tipped the DJ $300. Oh yay…Electric Slide.

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7) You want to meet Bridezilla? Just call me “Bridezilla.” I dare you.

12) Holy moly…how am I going to collect all of my guests’ photos? I don’t want them clogging up my email inbox with 200MB of pictures or tagging me on Facebook when I have mouth stuffed with wedding cake! And of course my Aunt Esther will try to send me a CD-Rom in the mail. And hashtags…no thanks…they’re not private. I’m good on unwanted stalkers. Ahhh WedPics App…there’s the ticket. All my guests’ photos in one place…for all iPhones, Androids and digital cameras. Sign up HERE:

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13) Your wedding day will have ups-and-downs, be crazy, be glorious, and ultimately be perfect for you. The biggest day of your life is meant to be an experience, and you and your spouse are now in it together. Congratulations, lovers!