“… we are not discriminating speed of care based on a patient’s financial ability to pay for our coveted Flash Passes. Patients who desire expedited medical care will have a wide variety of exchange methods to choose from if purchasing a FlashPass monetarily is not feasible. For example, revocation of call button privileges, signing a non-liability waiver, taking a janitorial or dish cleaning shift, and BYOME [bring your own medical equipment] are all being considered as possible means to obtain a FlashPass.”

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I’m so glad you disclosed the satire source, because, in truth, some of those crazy scenarios could happen if we stay on our current health care trajectory – and all the supporting elements align together. I do appreciate the satirical humor, like “the revocation of call button privileges.” 🙂