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It seems like I face some new, frustrating dilemma almost every day. For a while, I tried to solve each one on my own, but I just can't do it anymore. I'm in over my head, and I need your help, Wooters! So, each week, I'm going to post a problem that I'm facing and you're going to help me solve it. But here's the catch: the solutions need to be puns. That's right: logic is secondary; puns are the primary goal here. I'll choose the best pun and announce it in next week's post.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Political Hockey Teams!

Okay, you guys - I've got a crazy idea. So, you know how the NHL is locked out? And election season just came to an end? Well, what if we started a HOCKEY LEAGUE, but instead of getting pro players, we just used all the POLITICIANS who didn't get elected? Now, here's where you come in: I need some team names. Here's three I was able to come up with:

The Hip Checks and Balances

Puck Barrel Spending

The Detroit Right Wings

But I need more than that! So, please: post your political hockey team names in the comments and I'll pick my favorite next week!

tavsgram

bacalum

San Jose Sharks (the DANGEROUS ONES! No, not the ones with fins, the /i/dangerous/i/ ones, that cause MUCH MORE human injury, misery and tragedy - the sharks with 3-piece suits are the ones that /i/should/i/ give you nightmares!)

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