Monday, April 14, 2014

Dumbass Science: Lab-Grown Vajayjays!

Just because I am a Dumbass doesn't mean that I ain't curious about the World (and shiny objects) around me.

Anyway....I don't write about Stoopid Shit Science, like e = mc². That boring claptrap and other who-gives-a-damn science-y horse hockey was discovered through research, observation, experimentation, using mathematics and following something called The Scientific Method.

Who friggin' cares?

I write about The Science That Matters to Dumbasses.

You know...like cow fartsand the Gubmint's desire to designate them as Greenhouse Gasses.

As such, I can more adequately and thoroughly spread the Gospel of St. Jim Bob, Patron Saint of Dumbasses, Rednecks and Non-Yankees, beyond the scope of the Lost Souls in the 177 countries on Earth that have already been edified by the life-altering content found on Dumbass News.
Today's topic will undoubtedly be one with which the Overwhelming Majority of Male Dumbasses are unfamiliar - vaginas. It is a sad but indisputable fact that most of the Dumbasses of the XY Chomosome Crowd wouldn't know a vagina if it walked up and bit them on the weenie. A Biting Vagina is, however, another story for another day. A story we shall no doubt come across in due time, I'm sure.

BUT!Lab-Grown Vaginas, on the other hand are here!

NOW!

Lab-Grown Vagina Technician Hard at Work

Yep, Scientistic Dumbass Doctors at Wake Forest University have come to the rescue of The Vagina-less by growing vaginas in a laboratory!
This represents a major advancement in raising the quality of life for women (or baby girls) who were born with a condition called MRKH. I won't go into detail here, so click the preceding link to get up to speed.