Handicapped Love Pockets? iCan’t.

The internet is the Den of Iniquity. Yes. The ENTIRE interwebs. And it is tryna keep me away from that goal of entering those Golden Gates of Glory that OUR LORDT promised some of us. It sho’ll is! I was perusing Miss Jia’s site when I saw this video. I wanted to cancel my internet. Watch it. With headphones in cuz I already know someone’s gon talk bout how they got side-eyed at work.

“If you’re down for sex, you can’t impregnate me with this tube around my neck.”

BUT…

I mean…

What I AIN’T gon do it sit up here and talk bout this video. I ain’t bout to lose my VIP pass into Club Cloud 9 up in MY FATHER’S HOUSE!!! No ma’ams. No sirs. Cuz this right here is CLEARLY a set up to ruin all the hard work I’ve done to this point.

This is the look I had on my face the whole time. Well, it's missing the slight screw face that was also present.

I ain’t killed nobody. I’ont steal (music that is readily available online does not count). Nor do I covet my neighbor’s property (Nicole Ari Parker does not live near me. I can lust for Boris Kodjoe ALL I WANT). So see? I stay in the bounds of them 10 Commandments. But ALL THAT could be negated if I talked bout this video. St. Pete aint but to cross me off his list, y’all!!!

LAWDHAFMERCY…
See, this is why we can never rise as a people. My soul is MURKED, ya hear?! Completely SLAIN! This chile up in her WHEELCHAIR talmbout her cooch not being able to qualify for the Special Olympics. iJust…
Bury me a G ya’ll. Make sure ya’ll have Crown Royal and Jack at my funegro. And tell my mama to put me in my purple pumps and a boss ass hat.

Did she say “stick my meatballs in it”? or something of that nature? Dear God…the Devil don’t want me to live right at all. I mean I know the handicapped need to get they rap and sex on..but I was hoping not simultaneously.

You know what?? The Lawd made me, so he knows I’m all about aintshitness, so with that I have to ask, “Where is this heffa’s nurse at?” Who gave her a Youtube channel and a cam??? I can’t with her on this day….

Yer Most Awesomelynessis,
At first look I thought this was going to be like a low-budget documentary about physically challenged individuals and … er … the Wild Thang or something of that nature from your post title.

Then I went an’ hit the Play button like a fool.
Sweet Baby Norwegian-Pasty Infant Jesus, it’s a … a … a … Song!

Like Tam, in my best Katt Williams voice: This right heeeerrre, brought me outta lurk mode, and I feel compelled to comment, but I JUST CAN’T… I don’t want that free trip to the eternal inferno. The GA heat is more than enough!! My knees hurt from praying to try to avert any thoughts about this video from entering my mind!

Luvvie, I think you’re still good on the Pearly Gates ticket. The commenters are saying it all. Now, I’m going back into lurk mode because I fear my ticket is slipping from my grasp….

…Setting a record for coming out of lurk mode..Luvvie, why you gotta put me on blast? I repented before I hit the send button. Since I couldn’t eloquently articulate anything about it, I knew you could! Now, why did Diggame have to mention the “series”? I saw that from my peripheral vision, but was sure it was a hallucination. I refuse to venture into that territory. This has been all too much!

I feel a record being set for comments on this post and that video. Now going into underground lurk mode.

This hurt my heart and made me cry tears of pure f*ckery!! SN: I’m sure she could have a career in porn. SSN: I would pay money to see her battle Nicki Minaj and Lil Kim!
* hops on metro train to hades *

I…I just don’t understand…I want to post this video with others, but if I do, I will go straight to hell. I won’t pass go. I won’t collect $200. I will go directly to hell. LAWD!!!!! This video is so WRONG!!!! I just…I just give up…

So…in college I worked with a disabled woman who was dating a disabled dude on a ventilator. Both in wheel chairs, both with feeling in their limbs just unable to walk. They wanted to have sex, and my first reaction was “alright girl, go on and get yours” until I realized that they were telling me this because they needed help. They needed POSITIONING and INSERTION help.

I stared blankly for 2 minutes and finally said “um, yeah, just…uh…you should find you someone who specializes in that.”. And left, walked clean out. And now Luvvie, this video has brought that moment back and my soul is murked. MURKED!!! I need brain bleach.

No ma’am; that did NOT happen. I rebuke it. My homegirl can’t even ask ME for that kinda help. I’m late as hell getting on this blog, but at this point I could help a response (years later..) Stop spreading these false truths around. I do not approve.

((Lawd please forgive me!! i just couldn’t help myself!!)) she got her priorities mixed up. this broad need to make sure that tube has AIR in it rather than SPERM. if she’s paralyzed from the neck down, aint that trapdoor paralyzed too? (just askin’)ma’am go have a “seat”…

See…I’m Jewish, so no, I don’t believe in Hell, but I might have to reconsider after seeing this fuckery that this lady trying to pass on as innatainment….i tried to make it to the end…but unbeknownst to me, my android is saved, sanctified, and overflowing w tha holy ghost, cos after 45 seconds, it shut the damb DOWN n refused to restart for 7 minutes…chile….*tears and remorse* our Forepeople are CRINGING….we gotta do BETTA!

I went straight to the comments. Skipped the video. If a chosen one’s phone was shut down by the light, I ain’t touching it. I can relate to the tale of a handicapped persons sexuality. One if my co-workers client’s expected the caretaker to clean up after the event. Sleeved her out! They need their own dating site (that comes with attendance for positioning, etc.)

WAIT!! FLAG ON THE PLAY!!!! DID THIS GIMP JUST SAY “I’M JUST A THUG @$$ N*GGA?!!!!” Now, I just taught Bible Study last night, so I’m filled with the love of Jesus, and in the spirit of speaking truth in love, she needs some of what Solange gave Jay in the elevator. What race are you finishing? Why are you talking like your love pocket is ret ta go when you can’t feel anything below your fraggle rocking neck?!! Why are you a “thug @$$ n*gga?!” (I know I already mentioned that, but I had to ask again.) She readily admits she can’t move her knees, so what is she gonna do? Lie there like the most realistic sex doll in creation? No suh! I shall not have such shennanigans fly past my screen and not address it. I guess you would be able to go all night no matter what IF EVERYTHING DOWN THERE IS CORPSE NUMB. I am mad at her. I think I shall get an old school Super Soaker, fill it with anointing oil and drown her sins and my sorrows in it until she gets her mind right. Luvvie, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to lay down my burdens like this, but I just had to get a few thangs off my chest. I found myself wishing her air would run low so she’d pass out and the Lord would be able to minister to her subconscious mind and she’d get her act together. I’m gonna need these extra services we got this weekend. . . Y’all ain’t praying for me.