Jay-Z may have 99 problems, but being an officially licensed sports agent ain't one!

Hova has already made a big splash on the sports scene as his agency, Roc Nation Sports, is starting to recruit some players! But now he's making it OFFICIAL as he is now a licensed agent for the NBA and MLB!!

Jay had already signedNew York Yankees second baseman Robinson Cano, but because he wasn't an official agent yet, he had to partner up with Creative Artists Agency to make the deal legit! Now it's only a matter of time before he's able to sign players on his own!

Roc Nation Sports hasn't gotten any basketball players yet, but according to sources,

We're sorry to hear that you're unable to take part in a swimming competition in Texas, but maybe you shouldn't have cheated in sports for all those years and then followed it all up with lies. You'd probably be able to compete in anything you wanted had you not done that! Just sayin'!

LOLz!

Armstrong wanted to compete at the Masters South Central Zone Swimming Championships in his home town of Austin this weekend. It has nothing to do with cycling, it isn't subjected to USA or World Anti-Doping Agency codes. No prob, right?

"My metabolism actually changed like crazy this year. I have Hashimoto's disease. It's a thyroid disease, and it's now been two years since taking the medication for it, so for the VS show I didn't want to lose any more weight, I just want to have muscles in the right place, and if my butt can get a little perkier, then that's good."