07 May, 2006

Well ladies and gentlemen it seems Musty & Dusty are attempting to steal my thunder. what the hell kind of expression is that anyway? who came up with that? if you know please give me the scoop. anyway, for those of you who don't know, Musty & Dusty are a couple of has-been, countrified, beehive hair-doing, chain-smoking products of incest. they smoke so much they have a permanent throat rattle and sound much like Marge Simpson's sisters. Ohhhh Musty & Dusty, I love yas. we'll chat later.

B, I got my make-up tips from a true professional -- You. I hope that one day I can work my way up to being one of your girls, you pimpette you.