Viagra = Deafness?

Note to Viagra consumers: get your hearing checked. Oooops! Guess I should repeat that a bit louder: GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED... you horny bastards.

(Opted not to yell that last part because, well, it's just fun to mess with the hard-of-hearing. "Whaaat? Did you say 'two corny masters" or 'screw forty plasters'?")

Anyway, here's the deal: those little blue pills may have some not-so-fabulous side-effects... particularly, the inability to hear after taking them.

Reportedly, 47 suspected cases of rapid (that's right: rapid) hearing loss have been linked to Viagra, as well as similar drugs like Levitra and Cialis. Over 200 other reported U.S. cases were excluded from the study due to lack of detail.