“Everything is what it is, except when it isn't and except when it is.”

“You tell yourself to just enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”

Oh, God. I have so many catch phrases/things I saw a God awful amount.

“And that's my book title.”“This tastes like ass.”“Shut up ______, you drunk!”“*Obscure reference* Anybody? Anybody? Any love?”“*Random babbling about Catholicism*” “I WILL END YOU.”“Reminds me of a Pokemon. ___chu, I choose youuu…”“Don't touch, this ____ costs more than your family.”“I gotta case of the sads now.”“Or some shit.”“This looks like it was made by some kids in a college AV room.”“Step up.”“Yay capitalism!”“*Random story about something my dad did*”“This is redunkulous!”

I'm sure there are more. I don't get new jokes, I just find a new audience.

“The most merciful thing in the world is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.” ~H.P. Lovecraft

Quotes I use on a more regular basis:

“Of course it isn't, I'm f*cking evil!” (Used in arguments a lot).“Holy hell!” (Exclamation)“Like two assholes on their first date.” (Comment I make when I see arguing couples).“You are in hell, you are going to hell, and I will make it happen!” (Threat)

“What you want most in life is meaningless. Because after I or someone very similar to myself has set you on fire, regardless of whatever you previously wanted, it will now be water.”

“You tell yourself to just enjoy the process,” he added. “That whether you succeed or fail, win or lose, it will be fine. You pretend to be Zen. You adopt detachment, and ironic humor, while secretly praying for a miracle.”