Nandorins for winning a major and some final 8s without a DP!!! or use of fouling.
Terrifying Anarchists of Naggaroth for making it into the BB rulebook.
Popes of Mope for there Balls to attend to most majors and get slaughtered there and they also don't elfbowl on there way to majors.

Sifting through some of these old teams rosters, especially past players, it shocked me how many +stat amazing players have been retired for a simple niggle. Looking forward to seeing more of these players retire the proper way, on a stretcher or body bag, carried off the pitch.