There are still two weeks left of the campaign. I am under STRICT ORDERS not to ask for any of my AWESOME STRETCH GOALS until I have budgeted to pay myself, which I, uh, didn’t do in all my previous calculations.

So, the next few hundred dollars will be a stipend to the creator.

After that, if I get anymore (well, *BUG-EYES* what’s the LIKELIHOOD???), it will go to MORE ASTONISHING PROJECTS YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!!!

But until then, here is a BIZARRE Shakespeare monologue I did in one of my VOICES for YOU. Because you are my LEEETLEST LUVCUFFS!