spigot: FOLKS THE ONLY MEASURED, LOGICAL RESPONSE IS A JERKCITY CARD GAME WITH A BIG THICK HARDCOVER RULEBOOK RIDDLED WITH INCONSISTENCIES AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FOLLOW OR PLAY CORRECTLY
deuce: PSST THOSE ARE MOST CARD GAMES
spigot: PLEASE DON'T CONTRADICT ME IN FRONT OF THE WEB CARTOONISTS