Marlene gets bonus points for having a motto that doesn’t actually mean anything.

“A field of opportunities, success through effort”

She also gets bonus points for having flowers grow out of her head.

Joseph has “Integrity and Commitment” and he’s the “agent of the month” which is somewhere between fast food employee of the month and James Bond on the sexy scale. Hint: much closer to the greasy end.

This is just awkward.

Wait, I don’t understand their motto.

“We Care about being #1 for YOU, not the world!”

They must be so embarrassed by how awful their motto is that they can’t even stand to look at each other. It’s hard for me to look at them, too.

I am going to finish with this one.

What? Did the camera break or something? Is the photo black and white because the ad is vaguely racist and the realtor doesn’t want you to know what race s/he is? Or for that matter, I can’t really tell the gender. I am uncomfortable.

p.s. I really want to hear more of your awkward stories. Leave a comment here with your best story and I will love you forever.

Pretty weird. My only real estate story is about when we sold a house. We had it on the market by ourselves with open houses, fresh flowers, no toothpaste in the sink–the whole deal! We had a few lookers, but finally hired a real estate agent. The next door neighbors bought it sight unseen. Okay, no snarky realtors in this story, but much frustration–and the neighbors had rats!

LOL!! I can’t even describe to you how happy the last one made me…who would actually use that?? I mean, clearly you’re not a very successful real estate agent if you can’t even afford to take a photo of yourself…

We had a real estate agent in my city who was on the side promoting turtle preservation. I’m not kidding, she legally changed her name to “The Turtle Lady.” That really sticks with you when you’re looking for someone to sell your home, to turtles that is.