Tech journalist Ryan Block posted on Twitter Wednesday a photo of an anonymous flier he said had been left on the windshields of Model S sedans in the city. It accuses the company of bribing federal officials, says the car’s lithium-ion batteries catch fire if “bumped” and tells Model S owners that they are supporting organized crime.

Oh, the flier also claims Tesla investors urged the United States to invade Afghanistan to control the country’s lithium supplies. Bear in mind that the war to topple the Taliban started in 2001. Tesla was founded in 2003.

Anonymous fliers making outlandish claims aren’t exactly new in San Francisco. And while many of the city’s residents are dyed-in-the-wool early adopters, San Francisco has long had a very vocal population suspicious of any new technology.

But it’s hard to see how the person or people behind the Model S fliers fit into the city’s cultural landscape. One passage, mercilessLY mocked on Twitter, says “Psychographic, demographic and marketing studies have been published showing that Tesla drivers have a higher-than-average inclination toward drugs, strange sexual behavior and risk.”

Has anyone found a variation on the flier, perhaps with equally amazing material? Do let us know.