Monday, February 08, 2010

Will The Real Akbar Zeb, Please Stand Up

This is possibly the best story I've heard this week!

A high-ranking Pakistani diplomat reportedly cannot be appointed ambassador to Saudi Arabia because in Arabic his name, (Akbar Zeb), translates into a phrase more appropriate for a porn star, referring to the size of male genitals, Foreign Policy reported.

The Arabic translation of Akbar Zeb to "biggest d**k" has overwhelmed Saudi officials who have refused to allow his post there.

Now, are the Saudi's concerned that they don't want a guy with a big dick in their country because they fear losing their women to him? Or is it that they think he is going to be the biggest dick?