Why do we get pissed and smoke aswell as shag around

Old-Salt

Why do we do it, whenever its army, i get smashed, im almost a professional pissartisist. In fact i am pissed now for a fact. Getting of ops exercise or whatever you do a natural reation is to get of yer face, why cant we just go, "that was a laugh" and crawl into a real bet for some quality gonk.

Whenever enything goes on everyone starts to chuff on smokes. Or is this just me, i am a regulllar chuffer but they all come out of the woodwork during a particullarly minging shiete ex op, and all the rest!