The Military Secular Atheist Agnostic Freethinker Prayer

It seems some elected official has decided to try and get a bill introduced to make all prayers in the US Military "Christian." Personnaly I don't want any prayer in the military, but I know that won't happen. So here is my responce to the matter....

“Let us bow our head and pray….To the Civil Servant Super Grades who over see the purchase of our equipment from the lowest bidder…..To the Civil Servants who have so little time for us in their daily duties who are paid good wages and benefits who are supposed to support us but don‘t want to be bothered by us….To the lobbyists who make large significant donates to our elected officials of all political parties,To the corporations of the private sector who provide the goods and services to us, who serve in the military, at the lost cost to produce,To the contractors who are there to do the jobs normally done by those in the military so as not to have a draft and be an imposition to the people of our country, the United States of America, and who would normally be called "War Profiteers",The the Congressional Military Industrial Complex who make up enemies of our country so they can profit from them,To the Special Interest Groups who so desire to impose their half-witted and totally unrealistic will upon us in uniform so you can feel good about yourselves,To those of the Baby Boomer Generation who claimed themselves to be homosexuals, or got married, or whose families had political connects so we avoided military service during Viet Nam to chase the all so Mighty Dollar, who now, as elected officials have no qualms of sending us to war because that’s what the polls say to do,To the crazy religious leaders and their followers who think nothing of devoting their lives to some fictions invisible guy in the sky who has nothing better to do then spy on you all day long,

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[A bit cynical for my taste, but a few grammar fixes help get the message
across]

The Military Secular Atheist Agnostic Freethinker Prayer

"Let us bow our head and pray"

To the Civil Servant Super Grades who oversee the purchase of our
equipment from the lowest bidder ...

To the Civil Servants who are paid good wages and benefits to support us
and yet have so little time to be bothered by us ...

To the lobbyists who siphon resources from us with their large donations
to our elected officials of all political parties ...

To the corporations of the private sector who provide the goods and
services to us, who serve in the military, so long as they make a profit
...

To the contractors who are there to do the jobs normally done by those in
the military so as not to have a draft and be an imposition to the people
of our country, the United States of America, and who would normally be
called "War Profiteers" ...

To the Congressional Military Industrial Complex who make up enemies of
our country so they can profit from them ...

To the Special Interest Groups who so desire to impose their half-witted
and totally unrealistic will upon us in uniform so you can feel good about
yourselves ...

To those of the Baby Boomer Generation who claimed themselves to be
homosexuals, or got married, or whose families had political connections
so as to avoid military service during Viet Nam to chase the all so Mighty
Dollar, who now, as elected officials have no qualms of sending us to war
because that's what the polls say to do ...

To the crazy religious leaders and their followers who think nothing of
devoting their lives to some fictitious invisible guy in the sky who has
nothing better to do then spy on you all day long ...