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Bathroom Catastrophe

By Caldwell Tanner

Little Boys Room
1A. A DUDE and his GIRLFRIEND are having a dinner party at their friend’s house. The DUDE is standing up, everyone is smiling.
Dude : If you’ll excuse me, I have to use the little boy’s room.
1B. Silhouetted thin panel shot of dude walking
2. Close-up shot of Dude relieving himself.
Man: Aaaaaaaah
3. Wide shot of Dude clearly peeing on a child’s racecar bed. A LITTLE KID is crying while the dude pees on his bed. He looks very satisfied.