I have no use for “the royals” (much less the collection of asshats in Washington) – but she is just lovely. May be a block of wood, maybe she’s brilliant. But she looks so pretty, well-dressed and seems to enjoy people. No snarkiness for her. Christ, I feel like “Randal” all of a sudden – next picture – stat!

She looks so demure and classy, just glowing with the joys of impending motherhood. Which makes me want to get balls deep in her fartmaker all the more. Maybe if I got a monacle and a top hat she’d go for it.