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Topic: Favorite AbFab lines (Read 17668 times)

There have to be enough AbFab fans in this group and I think we should give that filthy porn thread that's on its 5000th post a run for its money with our favorite quotes from a quality program that had very little sex in it, except for Patsy, the walking sperm bank.

OK, here goes:

Patsy: "I'm 39!"Saffy: "And I'm an ovum"

Eddy: "Patsy's always been very good with genetics, sweetie."Saffy: "No wonder. She's been a walking sperm bank most of her life."

Eddy: "I'd better go change your sheets, sweetie."Saffy: "Don't bother, I've already done it. One of the sheets was crawling out of its own accord in search of an ovum."

And that's just for starters. I may sit here and type AbFab lines for hours.

"Sweetie-darling, you wore the LaCroix!" "Yes, I'll always wear my LaCroix now, when I'm in town. I've decided not to go to University. Going to bum around europe, experimenting with drugs, wear denim as long as it's fashionable, then just get a flat in Paris and become a famous artist. And people will know I owe it all to you.""I know we've had our little ups and downs, sweetie, but I'll always sort of, well, quite love you"

FaBoo!

P.S. If you want to submit French and Saunders's jokes or even Vicar of "Dimblebey" lines please feel free, but you'll receive only a 75% credit with your submission.

Kate Moss: "Somewhere between crap and mediocre lies French and Saunders."

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String up every aristocrat!Out with the priests and let them live on their fat!

Oh, and this...Edina: "It's called 'Colonic Irrigation', dear. It's not to be sniffed at!"

"Why can't you just go to the toilet like normal people?""Is that what you really want me to be, darling? Normal?Some boring old normal old toilet-goer? Hhmm??"

"Anyone can go to the toilet, darling, they say""Well they obviously haven't seen you drunk."

"What are you looking at me like that for, darling? I just said No!, No to drugs!""Well something kept you going until 3 in the morning.""Just a little coke, sweetie."

"Listen, darling, because you might just learn something now.He chooses the color based on who I was in a previous life, mm hmm.""I suppose you were the Elizabeth Taylor of the Ming Dynasty?"mumbles "Well, yes, something like that.""Then how come in this life you've just ended up a mad fat old cow?""Will you stop using that word "fat," sweetie?!"

"Hello death, hello oblivion."

"How are they kind to trees?""Well they ain't made out of bloody wood, are they?!How kind do you want them to be?"

"'You can drop the attitude, you know. You only work in a shop."

"She is a virgin - in a world where men will even turn to soft fruit for pleasure! Draw your own conclusions."

"What is my email address?" "old woman@ risk of being strangled by own daughter.com I should imagine."

How many terabytes are the hard drives for AIDSMeds? I may start taking up a lot of disk space.

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String up every aristocrat!Out with the priests and let them live on their fat!

Eddie (to Saffron): Slowly it happens... you're gonna turn into me, you know.Gran: And you'll turn into me, dear.Eddie: Well, I've got Dr. Euthanasia's home phone number for that eventuality.

Eddie: Not another non-smoking cab, Pats... they must see you coming these days.Patsy: Bloody asthmatic cab driver! It was one of your account cabs, Eds... I think you should have him fired!Saffy: Oh, so not only do you want him to die of passive smoking, you want to deny him a living of any kind!Eddie: Passive... passive smoking? I suppose we're shortening your lifespan, are we sweety?Patsy: If only!Eddie: For your information... you have to be taking great big lung bucketfulls to make any difference!Patsy: Not little wasp breaths!

Eddie (quoting Leonard Cohen): And I... like a bird on a wire... like a drunk... in a midnight choir... I have tried... in my way... to be free!

Patsy: My name is Patsy Stone, and I'm an alcoholic. What she did was an act of humanitarian mercy.Judge: That is hardly a reason to steal a crate of champagne.Eddie: Do you know what champagne costs these days? I was forced to steal it; my daughter wouldn't've allowed me to buy it!

Edina: PATSY!(Patsy lifts her head from the table and looks around the burnt out kitchen confused, half covered in soot with a lit cigarette still dangling from her lips)Saffy: She inhaled our kitchen!

Bo: Bo Crysalis, you married the richest man in New York. What are you gunna do now? I'm going to Disneyland!

Diane: The flow from my essential oils are passing into you...Edina: Yes...Diane: They're flowing...Edina: Yes...Diane: Can you feel them?Edina: No, but I can smell 'em.

Miss Queen honey....that show isnt on any more. It was a British series, for awhile it was on the BBC channel on TV and still appears sometimes in reruns but I dont know where. Is it on DVD now? Maybe you can rent it.Modified to add: Oh ok.... what LongIslander said.