You are and have nothing to be proud of, you shallow, narcissistic, talentless fuckwad. At the end of the day, you're bought, not loved. And you're not getting that many hits per day. Try telling the truth about your hits, ass face, because nobody likes a liar.

He calls himself "the internet's most notorious gossip columnist" but when it comes to celebrity gossip, he is usually two days late. As for the columnist part, he certainly can't spell and can barely write coherent sentences. Little remains of the website Pervertez Hilton launched in 2004; he is now reduced to writing trite aphorisms which he calls Perversisms. The site which could once boast millions of hits per month has become nothing but a vehicle for his own self-aggrandizement, and is withering on the vine.