Floor 1003 was wondering why it's on a skyscraper, but since got replaced with Floor 1003.

██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

Floor 1008 contains one of the student accomodation blocks. The only access is via a special elevator that travels just from/to Floor 1007, geared so slowly that it takes more than an hour to traverse the gap. It smells.

Floor 1009 contains the main dining hall for LUXS students, some lab space for the LUXS Department of Biology, a supply room for the LUXS Department of Epidemiology, and several demo arenas used by the LUXS School of Medicine. Large fans ensure that the dining hall is kept at negative temperature and pressure, to avoid any risk of contaminating the rest of the floor.

██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

Floor 1011 is a breeding facility for red squirrels. This basically means it's a native Scottish forest plus a few feeders that are replenished twice daily. The visitor centre is a fine-mesh cage around the elevators and stairwell doors, with four picnic tables. Due to its proximity to student accomodation, absolutely no privacy is available and multiple cleaning bots are on patrol.

Floor 1013 claims to be a luxury resort. In reality, it is a secret biology lab where LUXS students have been genetically engineering a yellow-skinned mythical creature capable of beating any other known creature in a footrace. They refer to their creature as Lowermost University's Xanthous Unbeatable Racing Yeti, codename LUXURY.

Floor 1014 contains an actual luxury resort, where luxurys get to hide from the LU eye.

██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

The only thing that floor 1021 has is a perpetual motion machine. The room is seperated in half. The south half has hamsters running inside tunnels or on wheels, that generate energy in order for some hammers to hit some dominoes at the other half. Then these dominoes are actually a small part of a domino computer that displays images and videos to encourage the hamsters to continue doing their job.

Floor 1028 contains a group of university students placed there to disrupt the perpetual motion machine on floors 1022 through 1024 by constantly stealing coffee and productivity. They also occasionally steal civets, because they're cute.

██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████"Therefore it is in the interests not only of public safety but also public sanity if the buttered toast on cats idea is scrapped, to be replaced by a monorail powered by cats smeared with chicken tikka masala floating above a rail made from white shag pile carpet."

Floor 1037 contains a detailed simulation of the most hated high school classroom of whoever is currently inside it. To move on to the next floor, they must get 100% on the pop quiz, which is reset when you fail and is different every time. Only one person may access this floor at a time. There is a long line of people waiting to go to this floor from Floor 1036, but there is a very short line leading to it from the next floor. Nobody really likes to think about why.

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Floor 1038 is another floor owned by the Lowermost University of the Xkcd [sic] Skyscraper. It consists mainly of laboratories for the Departments of Pedagogy, Penology, and Proctology. It is difficult to tell which are which.