Random thoughts from a few cantankerous American physicians. All contributors are board certified. Various specialties are represented here. I do not know where this will lead but hope it will at least be an enjoyable read. All of the names mentioned in this blog are pseudonyms, the ages have been changed, and in half the cases the gender as well. All photographs are published with patient consent or are digitally altered to preserve anonymity. Trust us, we're doctors.

Scalpel, When you say "ER lifestyle" you make it sound, well, screamingly gay. When you follow it with "Harden the Fuck Up", well, you know.

I'm a crispy critter my friend. Very crispy. Me and the 'cat are going to open a holistic health care center and our patiets will actually pay money for our services. Also, since what we will offer will all be bullshit then we won't have to answer to JCAHO OR EMTALA OR HIPPA! No risk and cash. Awesome.

Scaple, Thanks, but I can assure you I was most anything but "hard" whenthose pads went on me!!But I agree with U about 911HTFU!!!Not sure he could survive in TX where men are still men.. But then he would have more sheep available!