Visitors to a recent Guiyang motor show were treated to the charming sight of a companion clad in nothing but pasties, pantsu and a snake, despite supposed efforts to reign in events which increasingly seem to be more about the allure of scantily clad girls rather than that of shiny blocks of metal.

After online comments to the effect that “these motor shows are more like boob shows” in response to another recent show in Chengdu, highly titillating costumes were actually banned in a subsequent show in Wuhan – although evidently China’s nascent gravure industry, based largely on booth babes and bodypainting, won out in the end.

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Err, not sure what the message here is, but I guess it’s somewhere along the lines of, “You buy SUV, you go offroad, you meet snake woman of your dreams in wilderness, she kill your FAMIRY!” in that uptight Chinaman voice.

If you guys are attracted to ‘women’ of this build, i.e, very masculine from ‘her’ face passed her hips, might I suggest you take your asses to thailand and get a transexual and leave the rest of us who like more feminine shaped women here to complain that she’s built like a male.
Shinozaki is proper, this hoe is not.

Even if he’s not a virgin, the way he treats “getting laid” as some sort of special life achievement is really despicable.

Anyone can get laid this day and age, yet there still are idiots who treat it as something special. You know what’s special? Getting married and not divorcing 2 months after. Finding a stable, well-paid job. Living a family-man’s life, supporting your wife and children. You know why these things are special? Because nobody wants to settle down anymore, marriage is what losers do. Cool guys fuck everyone, do stupid shit all the time and avoid all consequences. Gotta flip burgers at McD’s till I die, totally worth it – at least I got me some ass while I was young.

Sorry for the rant. I’m aware that I might come off as some bitter virgin, but ah well. At least I said what I wanted to say.

Getting laid is overrated. Bitches are loose as fuck and built for letting out the offspring, not really for pleasing a dick. Why you think muslim greek chinese japanese and mongol alike all used to prefer butt raping boys.

But seriously, these are tracheal cartilage rings, not visible in fat people. You can also see outlines of thyroid nodules on either sides, not visible in all but the thinnest people, unless with hyperthyroidism.

Fat Americans isn’t the norm for physique comparisons.

Had she had adam’s apple, it would have stuck up like Mount Everest, given her physique.

Nothing to see here. But feel free to imagine whatever you want to see.