ROSEVILLE — Two teenage girls were clowning around[pun intended] Thursday night in Roseville, Michigan and now they’re going to jail. According to Roseville Police Chief James Berlin, the two women — both age 18 — took the crazed clown phenomenon too damn far when they jumped out of a car [dressed as clowns] and started chasing two 14-year-old teenage girls. After the chase concluded, the hysteric teens ran to a nearby police station to file a complaint. Moments later, police officers went on a search for the suspects.

Law enforcement officials eventually found “two idiots dressed as clowns.” Berlin even referred to the suspects as “morons” in a press release. Both women were arrested and taken into police custody. During interrogation, the suspects claimed they thought it was funny and didn’t mean any harm.

What a sad, pathetic state this once great nation is in. Big, strong America is now afraid of clowns? OH NO! It’s ebola! It’s Zika! It’s ‘The Illegals’! It’s the gays! It’s the Muslims! It’s the CLOWNS!! Run from the CLOWNS! Since we’ve already given up 25% of our [former] constitutional rights with the Patriot Act, let’s just, [constitutionally] outlaw clowns… I can honestly say that I’m embarrassed to be an American and would leave this greedy, scared, gluttonous nation if I could afford to. We are a sad, defunct superpower.﻿

About time. This shit is getting annoying. 5 cops were called near a grade school where I live because some dumb asses dressed as clowns went there. However before the cops got there, some teens and kids beat the living shit out of the clowns and an ambulance truck was called.﻿

Me and my big sister were chased by once cause we were going to MacDonald’s at night cause we were hungry we were like a street away then my sister looked across the street to see a clown by the time she turned around i was running to MacDonald’s and she caught up to me then we ran in and told the employees they the manager told us that an employee would drive us home by then i was crying but we got home safely﻿