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Washington, DC and around the country.
We have public shows coming up in
Florida,
Maryland,
New York
and
Washington, DC.
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Fidel Castro (1926-2016)

The last leader from the First Cold War is finally gone. Castro managed to survive invasion attempts, assassination attempts, and the collapse of the Soviet Union. He even avoided doing a casino deal with the new president-elect. Despite alleged
embargo violations in pursuit of business on the island, Trump
never closed the deal. Maybe Fidel was on to him.

Re-Elected!

Say it Ain't So!

Our name was taken from a racy Washington
scandal of the time we began, in 1981.
Just recently, former congressional wife Rita Jenrette spoke out and
denied the legend, 30 years later!
We're sticking with her original story.

Jill
Stein's
recount effort
is getting
more attention
than her candidacy ever did.
Voters sent in cash.
The Clinton campaign
joined in. Then Donald Trump weakened the
integrity
of his own win by claiming there was widespread
voter fraud
after all.
Did Stein
predict the kind of storm she was unleashing?
Could we end up with another
recount controversy
like the Bush-Gore election? Back in 2000,
some Florida voters who were careless, not fraudulent, could
conceivably have tipped the result by accidentally punching their "butterfly ballots" for
the wrong candidate.

Last
spring,
28% of Americans said they would
move to Canada
if Donald Trump were elected president.
(Not counting Ted Cruz moving
back
to Canada.)
Maybe they were serious: on election night, Canada's
immigration website crashed due to overwhelming traffic.
But will Canada take them?

Decision time!
Just one more day until final votes are cast and counted. So in a public service to help this campaign cycle's
undecided voters, we bring you one final debate between the major party presidential candidates.
And for the
record number
of Americans who have already voted early, you can begin
drinking now
to get a head start on Tuesday night.

Just
when Hillary Clinton thought she could
glide
to victory and not have to worry about FBI director James Comey
ever again,
he evened up the
October surprise
score in this campaign at
1-1. Hillary might never be able
to forgive
Comey, but if she still manages to win the election, she'll be in a position to
pardon herself.
Back in July, it looked like she was in the clear when Comey said that
"no reasonable prosecutor"
would bring charges.