Alas, I could find no info on the fifth selection, Luke’s Story 3, not even on the Internet Adult Film Database. However, I can tell you the first porno I ever saw was called Naughty Girls Need Love Too and it had the best theme song. I should really write a whole post about it.

Who Am JG2?

Star Wars Ruined My life: A Failure By JG2

Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!

CHEAP BOOK I WROTE!

The soft cover of This Music Leaves Stains is available here. Get that sucker and learn all about New Jersey's greatest punk band! Click here to look at the corresponding photo tumblr and click here for the official F.A.Q.