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Now Even Donald Trump Drops Out of the Donald Trump Debate

The once-promising, but then progressively quite sad, prospects for the Donald Trump debate have completely withered away: Donald Trump is bowing out of moderating the Newsmax debate timed right before the Iowa caucuses.

According a statement from the proverbial desk of the media mogul, via Greta Van Susteren’s blog, he said that the reason he was not moderating the debate was because he’s still threatening to unveil another fake independent candidacy–not because the only candidates who decided to show up were Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum.

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In the same way that he ended his candidacy the first time around, he still insisted that if he actually had moderated the debate it would’ve been the “most watched” and best of them all.

“I would like to thank Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum for having the courage, conviction, and confidence to immediately accept being a part of the Newsmax debate. I believe this would not only have been the most watched debate, but also the most substantive and interesting debate!”