This will not be one of those ' my ass itches and my cat just threw up' type of blogs. Instead I will regularly post my own articles on subjects including but not exclusive to: sexuality, theatre, film, literature and politics. Unfortunately there are no sexy pictures, and no chance for you to be 'interactive' so you probably won't read it....oh well! Honestly... I know I'm just talking to myself here, mainly, but...I don't care!

Friday, 11 October 2013

I’m
really sick of these American blockbuster movies. Have you noticed that every
week Hollywood releases a new big expensive-to-make film, and, luckily, it just
happens to get a 95% rating on Rotten Tomatoes? We discover, to our surprise,
that it has also ‘rocked the box office’ in its first week, and set a new
record (a new record every week wow!) in ticket sales. Co-incidentally – well no, obviously because the film is just so fabulous --
everyone is talking about it. Well lately, the media has
added a new twist. Whatever the big film happens to be, it also just happens to
be the centre of a giant debate that keeps tongues a-flappin’. Last week the record-breaking
blockbuster was Gravity. All America
was just itchin’ to see it, CNN told us. And, also – astronauts were being
interviewed about the requisite ‘controversy.’ Were depictions of space travel
in Gravity accurate? They had to get
a rocket scientist on CNN to discuss this one. Gee whiz, Sandra Bullock is bouncing
around from space station to space station, and manages to return to the earth
on her own, and she’s never even flown a plane -- and her makeup doesn’t get
mussed. How accurate could this piece of humungous garbage filmmaking possibly
be?

This week it’s Captain Philips – starring the Oscar
winning Tom Hanks, who, amazingly, has managed to master a New England accent
for the role – wow, what acting chops, eh? But check this out -- there’s a huge
controversy over the film. Was Captain Philips really a hero, or did he steer
his ship into pirate-infested waters -- effectively causing the entire bloody
attack himself?

Well I guess you’re just going to
have to go to the stupid movie and create your own opinion.

I’m sorry to be so sarcastic about
this whole damn thing, but it's not just that our brains are being destroyed by
bad movies. I’m frightened of the Brave New World we live in, where even our
entertainment has been homogenized to such an extent that most people are being
fooled into thinking they are watching challenging art when they are in truth watching
the latest government approved crap to keep us all docile and compliant.

Hey, wait, this isn’t Old Soviet
Russia! This isn’t Woody Allen’s Sleeper!
These are not messages from our fearless leader telling us all that our lives
our okay, and we should not oppose the government and just shut up.

Or are they?

I remember -- when I was a kid --learning
that there were two kinds of dictatorships, fascist and communist. Communist
dictatorships sprang from socialism, whereas fascist dictatorship sprang from
capitalism. This never made sense to me. How could capitalism be totalitarian?

But capitalism IS totalitarian;
the profit motive insures that – if it is not checked – we will never again
have to deal with radical ideas that might disturb us. Remember when the
internet used to be the wild wild west of information and ideas? Now, watch out
-- don’t try putting too much gay stuff into a youtube video or it might get
censored. Don’t try and sell a book with too many naked pictures on Apple Online.
And Google is starting a World Library. Hey don’t be fooled by that. Google is
not starting a World Library, they are hoping to become the World’s Biggest Bookstore
(which is why Toronto is closing the store by that name downtown!). As profit
motive becomes the primary engine driving the web, we will only be reading what
the capitalists want us to read, nothing else.

Adorno and Horkheimer predicted
it all many years ago in The Culture
Industry: Enlightenment as Mass Deception. They said that as Hollywood
became more and more driven by the profit motive we would no longer see movies
that artists wanted to make, but instead movies that movie moguls would like us
to see.

Yes, folks, the time has come to
clear your mind. No more troubling thoughts about the worldwide rise of
fundamentalist religions that oppress women and gays (isn’t that too complicated to
figure out, what with political correctness and all?), or global warming
(aren’t we just tired of it?) or the implications of a global capitalism that
manages to enslave the east in a massive project to provide cheap labour and
cheap goods for the affluent west?

Clear your mind of these ideas.
They are far too tiring for your tiny brains, anyway.

Worry about Sandra Bullock tumbling through space in her
tiny gym shorts, and Tom Hanks’s potential, as he gets older, to to transform
himself into Everybody’s Cuddly Daddy.