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Toronto mayor Rob Ford contains multitudes! You might assume he is nothing more than a bloated crack-smoking mess—and, to be sure, he is very much a bloated, crack-smoking mess—but did you know he is also a bloated, crack-smoking mess with debilitating rage issues?

The video above, obtained by The Toronto Star, attests to Ford’s flair for theatrics and colorful, Mamet-esque dialogue. “I’m going to kill that fucking guy. I’m telling you it’s first-degree murder . . . He dies or I die, brother.” And: “When he’s down, I’ll rip his fucking throat out . . . I’ll poke his eyes out . . . I’ll make sure that motherfucker’s dead.” Who’s going to die? And how? Strangling or blunt ocular trauma? Mysteries, all! What wedo know is that you can take the gift of Rob Ford on-the-go, with VF.com’s exclusive Rob Ford ringtone.

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