Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation? Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir. Commander Anderson: Shep.Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas. Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no, sir. Excuse me. [runs, vomits]

Westley: Oh, what I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.Inigo Montoya: There, we cannot help you.Fezzik: [pulls out a cloak] Will this do?Inigo Montoya: Where did you get that?Fezzik: At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.