-Professor! Lava! HOT!!!! -Shut up friends! -Getting the brain out was the easy part. The hard part was getting the brain out! *Laughs hysterically* -Ehh, Whaa? -Everybody's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark - uuuh, suddenly you've gone too far. -Just slow it down, I'll shoot Hitler out the window -With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg! -Mmm, Damn good meat! -Ohh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm My Own Grandfather"! Let's just steal the damn dish and get out of here! Screw history! -Monkeys aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head! -What is this layer of ozone? That's never been there before. -All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer! -To the science-mobile! -Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs? -He may have ocean madness, but that's no excuse for ocean rudeness! -We all miss our loved ones and gasses. -Of course he still exists... as a frozen corpse in outer space! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Huh! *moans* I made myself sad... -I can wire anything directly into anything! I am the Professor! -I'm sad now... -Oh, sure! Smash the smart guy's machine... -Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo. -Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news. -I saw it on TV in that episode where Bender shot Calculon. How cool is that? -Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood...

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords, cruel though they may be…

Some of my favorites-" Also eat plenty of oatmeal and the animals never had a war. Who's the real animal?"-Farnsworth 1:"All you created was my fist parallel to your face" ( punches Farnsworth A lightly) Farnsworth A: "Ow"-"Go to hell Heather!"These ones always leave me laughing.

I love this quote, but it bothers me from a mathematical standpoint.In order for a punch to be effective, it would have to intersect the victim's face at some point. Therefore, the fist and face cannot be parallel.

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Oh, I always feared he would run off like this. Why? WHY? WHY didn't I break his legs?

and that line made me laugh very much, like it always does. It's definitely one of the professor's best.

I love the Professor's line during the Reincarnation segment about solving all of the mysteries of science, the one about it "taking dump trucks of flaming grant money" even though it might not even work. I work in university research and jokes about research grants are few and far between. I'm sorely tempted to put it on my facebook page...

I love the "Fry, you idiots excuse for a moron" line. It's so funny, I used the line inadvertently today describing some fool who didn't know his ass from a hole in the wall. After the argument I laughed to myself.

-Oh my that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me.-5...4...3...2...3...4...5...6-My god this is an outrage.... I was going to eat that mummy!-Where am I now?-Well Fry... Or should I say Captain Fry... No I shouldn't because BENDER is the new Captain.-My God, you're ugly. -Oh that's GOOOD news... You know you really don't cook enough roasts, Leela.-Nothing will go wrong... (If something goes wrong bring back the blood).-Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds you say.-This appears to be a.... doodle of myself as a cowboy.-Oh you've killed me.... You've killed me.-I really out to do something.... But I am already in my pajamas.-Now be careful Fry... And if you kill anyone make sure to eat their heart to gain their courage... Their rich, tasty courage.-Correct... 6000 hulls.

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