The only rule of this is NOT that every statement has to be an outrageous lie. No, only the most pristine and pure statements of unassailable truth are allowed. And lest I demonstrate this, I will NOT start with a lie:

I own the world's first supersonic flying car, built by Hugo Gernsbeck for Lucky Starr's expedition to the yeti-haunted mountains of Antarctica in 1953.

I was trained in the mystic arts by a wizard who is older than the human race as we know it, whose name can't be pronounced in any current language, so he just goes by "The Wizard" or sometimes "big jerk"

magic is not a talent it is a gift from one of four ancient beings of immense power and knowledge who are older than time itself....the elementals....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Thu Apr 04, 2013 5:03 pm

MapleRatty

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Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

I'm really a crazy old dude who likes to run screaming down the street "THE CAKE IS A ******* LIIIIIEEE!!"

cotton balls where once living creatures that are grown and harvested in a science facility, you must never know the truth.

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Leonardo da Vinci invented time travel and is currently in the year 2159.

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Mon Apr 08, 2013 9:14 am

Hlaoroo

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Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

If you stand on your head you'll see this sentence translated into Mandarin.

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

if you go 85 miles per hour you will go back into space....not the future....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:51 am

Hlaoroo

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_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

There is a door on the 42nd floor of the Empire State building that leads to the clandestine consulate of the Empire of Aldebaran. It's only a consulate because a backwater planet like this doesn't rate an embassy.

the "death" of the human body is actually half of our life cycle we live the rest of our lives as energy beings.....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

everything you know is a not a lie but is a lie but is not the exact opposite of what i just said earlier,even this sentence is the reverse of what i just said......

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

president Lincoln was shot in the head but in fact he did not die. it was only a cover up to try to hide Lincoln's vacation to England...

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:57 pm

Hlaoroo

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Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 amPosts: 13014Location: Down under Down Under

we are all unknowingly harboring the zombie virus but it will lay dormant until the president give the order....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:17 am

Hlaoroo

FROSTWOOD FOREVER!

Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 amPosts: 13014Location: Down under Down Under

Re: This statement is -not- a lie.

Playing a Gminor7 chord on a ukelele is banned in all UN countries becasue of fears it could set up a catastrophic resonance effect which could shatter the entire space time continuum!

Bananas are actually a kind of tropical fish. They're caught on clustered hooks and treated with a mixture of lye and wallpaper paste that homogenizes their insides and melds their scales together into the distinctive dappled "skin". Afterwards they are dried in a copper-walled hut with burning sugar cane until the sweetened smoke permeates them and they're ready for aging and shipping to grocery stores.

our "cow meat" is actually the remains of the hundreds of dogs that we have to bury each year....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:26 am

Hlaoroo

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Joined: Wed Mar 27, 2013 5:09 amPosts: 13014Location: Down under Down Under

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Left to itself long enough, the common paperclip eventually grows into a pupal stage known as the "coat hanger". If enough coat hangers are left to themselves they emerge in the form of one of those weird exercise machines in the attic that nobody can remember where all the parts are.

if you look very closely into the night sky you will begin to notice a slight shimmer in the air, if you continue this for about a month you should be able to see that the earth and moon are surrounded by a giant glass dome....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

Due to global warming, the secret entrance to the interior of the Earth has been exposed in Greenland. An expedition was sent to explore it in 2011, and after 18 months a single survivor returned. He has only said one thing since: 'Beware the lemurs'.

it was once thought that all other human species went extinct during the last ice age, but the truth is that all but four died off.......

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

blood is actually a very rare drink to the cannibals Amazonian tribes....

_________________i am the one who shall fight the mods, i am the one who shall find the loop holes and hidden ways, i am the one who shall lead with the flag, i am part of the rebellion, and i am its weapon.

The world was invaded by alien shapeshifters in the 1500s. They secretly killed everyone on the planet and replaced them, but were such good mimics that they forgot they were aliens. We are their descendants.

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