Zap2it has meticulously combed its archives to bring you the top OMG! and WTF?!? moments from 2009. Remember Jason Mesnick's flip-fl... Show More »

Zap2it has meticulously combed its archives to bring you the top OMG! and WTF?!? moments from 2009. Remember Jason Mesnick's flip-flopping? How about when Blake Lively tempted David Letterman with a threesome? Who could forget the "baptism" of Spencer Pratt by the "Reverend" Stephen Baldwin? We're here to take a look back at all the crazy TV moments of the year.

"Battlestar Galactica" returned after a seven-month hiatus and quickly made up for lost time: Ellen Tigh was revealed as the last of the Final Five Cylons; Lt. Dualla, after returning from a radioactive Earth, killed herself; and back on the surface, Starbuck (Katee Sackhoff) found her own corpse in a crashed Viper.

Dwight decided Dunder-Mifflin was in need of a safety lesson and went t... Show More »

Dwight decided Dunder-Mifflin was in need of a safety lesson and went to extreme measures to simulate a disaster. The entire office, thinking they were about to die in a fire, went straight into panic mode. Oscar tried to escape through the ceiling. Angela's cat was thrown up behind him, but promptly (and hilariously) fell back to the floor. Kevin broke the vending machine and started stealing candy bars because that's apparently what you do when you're in a burning building. Naturally.

Wearing dark sunglasses, a black suit and sporting a full-on grizzly man bear... Show More »

Wearing dark sunglasses, a black suit and sporting a full-on grizzly man beard, Phoenix squirmed uncomfortably during this latenight interview, forcing Letterman to really work for it. And that Letterman did, abandoning his polite banter for a few friendly jabs at the actor, once he realized how spacey Phoenix was being. Phoenix, however, didn't seem to find Dave's quips funny. He also seemed unaware of who his co-stars were in the movie he was there to promote. And he became visibly angered when the audience began laughing at him. It was a trainwreck-and-a-half. Also, it was awesome.

Single dad Jason Mesnick almost made Melissa Rycroft's fa... Show More »

Single dad Jason Mesnick almost made Melissa Rycroft's fairy tale dreams come true when he proposed to her on the finale of "The Bachelor." But it turned into a Greek tragedy during the "After the Final Rose" special that aired immediately after.

It turns out he had a change of heart. So sorry, Melissa, but you're on national television getting the boot from your fiance, who minutes later will make moves on and smooch your nemesis, runner-up Molly Malaney. Classy.

Ah, remember the salad days when Dave was a blushing newlywed and it was funny to j... Show More »

Ah, remember the salad days when Dave was a blushing newlywed and it was funny to joke about him having lovers? Well, one day the lovely "Gossip Girl" Blake Lively dropped by in a stunning dress to make Dave beam and stutter, especially when she claimed that she and Julia Roberts wanted to marry him in a polygamist community.

After being flung back in time, Sayid cultivated a relationship with 12-year-old Ben Li... Show More »

After being flung back in time, Sayid cultivated a relationship with 12-year-old Ben Linus -- who in the future would force the Iraqi to act as his personal assassin. We thought Sayid was trying to redeem Ben, but no: When the boy wasn't expecting it, Sayid shot him through the chest. This being "Lost," though, Ben survived.

It came out of nowhere as far as the season's storyline was concerned. Kutner had not ... Show More »

It came out of nowhere as far as the season's storyline was concerned. Kutner had not shown any sign of suicidal tendencies. And yet, just minutes into this April episode, Kal Penn's character was found dead in a pool of blood. Even more surprising, however, is the reason Penn was written out of the show. It seems the ObamaWhite House was calling his name. Offered a job, working for the just-inaugurated President, Penn begged the producers to write him out and they obliged.

April 10 and 15: Rachel Maddow, Anderson Cooper make tea-bagging jokes on air:

We never thought we'd see the day when serious news anchors f... Show More »

We never thought we'd see the day when serious news anchors from CNN and MSNBC were making tea-bagging jokes on the air. Rachel Maddow doesn't so much crack actual jokes as she just cracks herself up for five minutes. Anderson Cooper, however, takes it to a whole new level with, "It's hard to talk when you're tea-bagging."

The frumpy Scottish lass didn't seem like a likely candida... Show More »

The frumpy Scottish lass didn't seem like a likely candidate for superstardom, but as soon as she opened her mouth to sing "I Dreamed a Dream," the " Britain's Got Talent" judges and audience were blown away. The video went viral on YouTube, and Boyle became a worldwide phenomenon.

The problem with time travel is, you might meet your parents. And "Lost" be... Show More »

The problem with time travel is, you might meet your parents. And "Lost" being what it is, sometimes your own mother might shoot you to death. And so it came to pass that Eloise shot time-hopping Daniel Faraday, who was trying to prove he could change the future.

"Milton Greene, Milton Greene, Milton Greene, Milton Greene, Milton Gree-ee-ne ..." "30 Rock" ended its third season with a star-studded musical benefit featuring the likes of Elvis Costello, Clay Aiken, Mary J. Blige, Sheryl Crow and a host of others, who sang for just one man: Jack's ( Alec Baldwin) biological dad Milton ( Alan Alda). As the capper to a great episode, the song was an absolutely dead-on sendup of celebrity benefits, and quite a few of the performers made fun of themselves too. We had to rewind several times to catch all the awesome.

We knew T.R. Knight was leaving "Grey's Anatomy" at the end of last season, but that didn't make the way his character, George O'Malley, departed the show any less jaw-dropping. After working on a gravely wounded and disfigured patient -- a good Samaritan who pushed a woman out of the way of an oncoming bus -- for most of the finale, the doctors of Seattle Grace discover that the patient is one of their own.

Sacha Baron Cohen's third alter ego swooped into the audience with various bits of... Show More »

Sacha Baron Cohen's third alter ego swooped into the audience with various bits of himself exposed before dropping into Eminem's lap and giving him a face full of Bruno goodness. The rapper walked off in an angry huff, and a hoax was perpetrated.

On the second episode of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here," right before the Pratts quit ... Show More »

On the second episode of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here," right before the Pratts quit the first time, Stephen Baldwin took Spencer Pratt down to the river and baptized him. Did you know Stephen Baldwin is an ordained minister? Well, he's NOT. He's not ordained as anything! He has no authority within the church to baptize anything. Was it supposed to be good TV? Because we're not even that religious and it kinda offended us.

Fake pundit Stephen Colbert hyped his trip to the Persian Gulf for weeks on "The Colbert Report." When he arrived in Iraq, though, he was given an immediate surprise: On videotaped order from President Obama, Gen. Ray Odierno sat Colbert down and gave him a military-issue buzz cut, sending the host's lovingly tended locks falling to the floor as hundreds of troops cheered.

While the rest of his "Saved By The Bell" cast mates were refusin... Show More »

While the rest of his "Saved By The Bell" cast mates were refusing to make reunion commitments and distancing themselves from the character that made them famous, Gosselaar appeared on Jimmy Fallons latenight show as the character that made him famous. From the moment he walked on the stage to the moment Fallon went to commercial, Mark-Paul was channeling Zack Morris. The actor even performed with his "Saved by the Bell" band Zack Attack as a special treat. It's refreshing to see that someone in the SBTB family has a sense of humor.

For all that was wrong with the CBS experiment "Harper's Island," the episo... Show More »

For all that was wrong with the CBS experiment "Harper's Island," the episode titled "Splash" had a really *ahem* killer ending. Just as likable couple Cal and Chloe are reunited and Cal proposes, Wakefield chases them out onto a bridge and brutally stabs Cal, who is trying to distract Wakefield so Chloe can run for it. After Wakefield tosses Cal's body off the bridge, Chloe looks at him very serenely and says, "You can't have me" as she falls to her death. The best moment of the show, as far as we're concerned.

Ed and Jillian were canoodling in the fantasy suite and then... a light goes on. Ed is embarr... Show More »

Ed and Jillian were canoodling in the fantasy suite and then... a light goes on. Ed is embarrassed. Jillian is embarrassed. The viewers are embarrassed. "The Bachelorette" practically started advertising for Cialis on the spot.

We just adore cute southern belle Jordan Lloyd, winner of "Big Brothe... Show More »

We just adore cute southern belle Jordan Lloyd, winner of "Big Brother 11." But we were flabbergasted watching Jeff and Jordan discuss how telling time is hard for her. Jordan basically doesn't know what "quarter 'til" means and the whole conversation revolves around her repeatedly answering the question "How many quarters in an hour?" with "25." Sigh.

Sweet 16-year-old Miley Cyrus took to the Teen Choice Awards stage to perform her... Show More »

Sweet 16-year-old Miley Cyrus took to the Teen Choice Awards stage to perform her song "Party in the USA," during which she jumped on a prop ice cream cart and began dropping it like it was hot and gyrating around the makeshift stripper pole. Her attire -- short shorts and an exposed bra -- definitely gave the viewers a show. She did not, however, take off any clothes or troll the audience for tips.

"Big Brother" is always full of colorful characters. Knife-wielding Justin and ... Show More »

"Big Brother" is always full of colorful characters. Knife-wielding Justin and sex-having Amanda and David and angry Napoleon Russell. But we're not sure they can even come close to the level of crazy reached by Chima last August. "Big Brother" had to change the live eviction time for fear of what she would do on TV. When Chima was finally ousted, it was because she threw her microphone in the hot tub, wouldn't put it back on, was told she would have to pay for it and then lost her ever-loving mind.

An otherwise by-the-book appearance on "Live with Regis and Kelly" turned exceedingly weird for Kate Gosselin when Regis Philbin declared that Kate and estranged husband Jon would be back together pretty soon. "What do you think of that?" he asked, while Kate quietly seethed in her chair. We love us some Reege, but he really couldn't have been much more wrong about this one.

Heidi Montag cannot sing, she cannot dance. And yet, the "Miss Universe" organization allowed "The Hills" star to perform during their pageant anyway. Coming off as a wannabe Britney, the whole display was just embarrassing. The amount of attention and press it brought to the telecast is probably the reason she was allowed to go on in the first place.

With one impulsive act, rapper Kanye West made "I'm-a let you finish" a nation... Show More »

With one impulsive act, rapper Kanye West made "I'm-a let you finish" a national catchphrase. 'Ye rushed the stage to apparently defend Beyonce when Taylor Swift beat her for the Best Female Video award. Beyonce later won Video of the Year and invited Swift back to finish her acceptance speech.

Does this situation even need an explanation? WTF, indeed. Not only are the allegations alone... Show More »

Does this situation even need an explanation? WTF, indeed. Not only are the allegations alone beyond appalling, but to tell the world about the situation on a talk show, while promoting your new book? None of it feels right.

Now, we are not judging. Whatever happened between Mackenzie Phillips and her "Mamas & Papas" front man father, we are truly sympathetic. And certainly, Mackenzie has a right to speak publicly on it if she pleases. We just sort of wish our cable was out that day.

"Late Show" host David Letterman spent about nine minutes detailing how someone had tried to extort $2 million from him by threatening to expose affairs Letterman had had with members of his staff. Dave admitted to the relationships -- he would make an on-air apology to his wife a few days later -- and explained how the blackmail scheme played out. It was a remarkable, and completely unexpected, bit of television.

Commentator Nancy Grace, channeling an angry Kate Gosselin, cornered the former "Jon & Kate Plus 8" dad on "The Insider" and called him out for his change of heart about the show, dating a 22-year-old and hiding behind his lawyer. It wasn't pretty, but it sure was fun.

When confronted by host Larry King about her recent legal troubl... Show More »

When confronted by host Larry King about her recent legal troubles, former beauty queen Carrie Prejean called him "inappropriate" and then, after a bit of subpar verbal sparring, removed her microphone. But she didn't stalk off as you'd expect: Instead, Prejean remained seated at the interview table and shouted answers to one of King's crew.

At the American Music Awards, "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert plante... Show More »

At the American Music Awards, "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert planted a smooch on a male dancer, simulated oral sex with another and took a quick tumble. Guess which of those three wound up not being discussed at length for the next few weeks.

For Thanksgiving, Paula Deen delivered more than 25,000 lbs of food to Hosea Feed the Hungry and Homele... Show More »

For Thanksgiving, Paula Deen delivered more than 25,000 lbs of food to Hosea Feed the Hungry and Homeless. What did she get in return? A ham to the face. After lobbing the ham like a football to her friend Eric, Deen turned away and did not realize Eric was lobbing the ham back at her. Smack. Ouch.

We love all your soapy drama, "Melrose Place." But did you have to toss that ... Show More »

We love all your soapy drama, "Melrose Place." But did you have to toss that "incest" in there? When Violet's brother comes to visit, he gets violent with her, references their past sexual relationship and then implies that if she doesn't give him money, he's going to, basically, take it out of her another way. Ugh. Also, we don't buy this "they're not blood related" nonsense. They were raised in the same household, it's still icky.

Terri's hysterical-turned-fake pregnancy was always a plan destined to fail, although we honestly thought it wouldn't be until the eleventh hour when she was discovered. But in what was a largely light-hearted episode the scene where Will happened across Terri's baby pad in a dresser drawer and confronted her was a show stealer. Some argue that the sudden shift in tone was too jarring, but we think it gave the moment even more impact.

We'll admit it, the skit with a progressively more battered Tiger Woods (Kenan Thompson) holding a press conference with wife Elin ( Blake Lively) was funny. Problem is, Rihanna was the show's musical guest, and she was the victim of very real abuse at the hands of then-boyfriend Chris Brown.

Yes, Serena should have known better than to get involved with a married man.... Show More »

Yes, Serena should have known better than to get involved with a married man. Yes, we knew it wasn't going to be all happily-ever-after for her and the boyish Senator. But having the car crash because of a pack of wolves was a bit too on the nose. Was that supposed to be a metaphor for all the parties against Serena finding happiness: the media, Trip's wife, Lily, Blair, et al? Because we already knew that, we didn't need a bunch of wild animals to drive the point home. Honestly, we're surprised she didn't end up in the Chappaquiddick.