Ever since the first grade I knew that my reading skills were sub par. I was placed in the remedial reading circle with the nearly illiterate kids. Even though it was clear that I wasn’t the only one who had trouble reading, I knew that the fast readers, the smart kids, were in the mysterious classroom next door with their big books that had less pictures and fancy words.

To this day, I’m plagued by my sub par reading skills, which I’ve never tried to improve. That explains why when this scene from The Office came on, I didn’t have sufficient time to read what Michael Scott had written:

CRACK
COCAINE
POT
BLOW
ACID
HOOKAH
HEROINE
SPEED

Don’t remember the context of this still, but it cracks me and my heroine up!