Eric: I have a thought: any chance we’ll see Miz vs. Orton at WM?Jeremy: Well they both have nothing and you can’t add them to the GM debacle so yes. But how do you get that story going? What could possibly be the issue?Eric: Simply Miz being angry that he’s being left off the card, that he’s an afterthought, and to get people to pay attention to him, he attacks Orton.Jeremy: You mean this coming Friday? Makes sense due to the match they are having. I thought the exchange with Miz and Daniel Bryan was a tad awkward.Eric: Yeah, Miz can attack Orton during or after the match.Jeremy: Right, hence they save Orton or Daniel Bryan a loss or a clean loss. Then Orton gets pissed. Basic stuff but it gets them both on WrestleMania. This is another Orton/Punk Scenario though as the outcome is not in doubt.Eric: Right.Jeremy: It also keeps them out of the dreaded 10 min six man match for the GM position.Eric: Yuck. I was wondering if they’d bump that up to an eight-manJeremy: They insist on using Swagger so probablyEric: Add Otunga as the jobber for Ace. I was thinking Henry-Alberto-Christian-Otunga vs. Santino-Kofi-Truth-Zack if they want to bring him back. That would be four “Smackdown” heels and four “Raw” babyfaces.Jeremy: Zack will get Kane. Seems logical.Eric: I hope not.Jeremy: If Zack goes over though it is a good thing.Eric: But if it’s not Kane vs. Zack, then Kane has no foreseeable role.Jeremy: He doesn’t really anyway.Eric: Unless he wrestles Big Show… which isn’t likely since they’re aiming for Show vs. Cody.Eric: Showdy!Jeremy: What a terrible tag team name. Big Rhodes is better.

Eric: Haha, not really.Jeremy: Who else has been left of WrestleMania so far?Eric: Right now, including some injured guys. Miz, Orton, Kane, Ryder, Rey, Barrett, Swagger and Dolph.Jeremy: Barrett probably interferes in the Showdy matchEric: Kofi and Truth.Eric: Haha, Showdy.Jeremy: Oh no I hope they find a spot for Kofi to totally blow a spot in.Eric: They could do Swaggler vs. Ko-Truth.Jeremy: Why? Ugh.Eric: Because that’s the entire midcard.Jeremy: Dolph is penciled for the six man at the least.Eric: But he’s a heel.So is Henry, Alberto and Christian.Jeremy: Right so he would support Johnny Wooden. Well that is if they are cleared to wrestle.Eric: Right, I think it’s odd that Christian and Alberto are getting involved if there’s a chance they can’t wrestle.Jeremy: Well Kharma got in the RR and she hasn’t been seen nor mentioned but then last night was all about Rock and Cena so probably the reason. I am guessing next week the rest of the midcard fills out.Eric: I’m sure… I was thinking of the same thing.Jeremy: So we have to have a diva exchange so figure Kharma/Beth but then the rest of the twatty hens have to be involved.Eric: Lumberjill.Jeremy: Yeeeeuck.Eric: I agree but what else do you do? A battle royal?Jeremy: I remember a time being in to women’s wrestling.Eric: Anything that gets them all involved is a big yuck. Just focus on Kharma vs. Beth. It looked like they were teased Eve vs. Kelly Kelly in their little backstage thing last night.Jeremy: Yeah and that is fine for a TV feud. Three minute match on Raw. Perfect; feud over move along.Eric: That would be OK. But then what? Kelly is their poster girl; Eve is getting a good reaction. You’d think they’d want to capitalize somehow at WM. But again; fuck them. Beth vs. Kharma is the match guys like us want to see.Jeremy: There is no chance they have two females matches. The fact may be Kharma isn’t ready. I told Kevin on the last Stunt Granny Audio Show she may have been physically clear for the light duty Rumble work and that was it.Eric: Yeah, you would think WrestleMania, which is 10 weeks later, would be enough time. But I guess I’ve never given birth.Jeremy: Yeah man you don’t understand the magic. So are we giving up the idea of Money in the Bank at WrestleMania?Eric: Yeah, they haven’t had one at WM for, what, two years now? It has its own PPV, it’s moved on. One year, I guess.Jeremy: But they got rid of the MITB PPV this year. SO it seemed reasonable it would be on there.Eric: For 2012?Jeremy: Yeah.Eric: I didn’t realize that.Jeremy: Hence the speculation started and the lack of people with matches.Eric: I see. You were the first person I’ve seen speculating on it.Jeremy: Trying to start a buzz.Eric: Ha, yeah.Jeremy: But I have seen it on boards and what not. So it had to be true right?Eric: Everything you read on the Internet actually will happen.Jeremy: So a badger with laser eyes is evolutionary? Awesome, time to finish my script.Eric: Oh snap, I’ll stop writing mine if you want to collaborate.Jeremy: Cyborg Badgers!Eric: You know the eventual sequel: Cyborg Badgers vs. Deer Hunters. Where the hunters are actual deer.Jeremy: Led by a Zombie Christopher Walken.