Wednesday, October 27, 2010

With liberty and justice...

"Your honor, if it pleases the court, although my client
was observed performing a piscatorial act in a public park
lagoon in broad daylight on several different occasions
this past summer, and was caught engaging in philately
with two undergrad coeds in the main branch of the
public library, he is pleading not guilty to the charge of
throwing caution to the wind."