Cora - I can only think it was some kind of copywrite / license thing. Because seriously, I opened the card EXPECTING the joke to be "Spock Monkey" and was tragically disappointed. But I bought it because, HELL, I have a scanner and Photoshop...

Mo - Thank thought would terrify my IRL friends almost as much as me becoming POTUS. (President of the United States)

Paula - Hadn't run into much bloggidy hype for it yet, so thought I would get the ball rolling before Matt Jenks trumped me again like he did with "The Watchmen."

If Joe Biden freaking thinks he's gonna keep me off that plane in three weeks, Scope, he's a boob!!!!

It's this kind of stuff that makes me hate all politicians from all sides. Grrrr.

Hey, Joe, should I stop sending my kid to school? Should I stop going to the grocery store? Should I burn my Miss Piggy puppet and my kid's Piglet doll while praying to the Swine Gods to spare us? Should I dive under my bedcovers and cower there, never to surface? Huh? HUH?!