Chip Card

So there's a chip in credit & debit cards now. This is not new. I never really cared to research what this did to make them more secure. I do not like the sound that buzzes out every time I
use it.

INSERT. CHIP. CARD.

(less than 2 second later)

"BRRRRRRRTTT!!!!!!"

It reminds me of that crushing End-of-Video-Game music when you finally burn through all your "lives" and have to go back to level one and wonder what happened to the last hour of your day. Or
the buzz that is immediate after you have the wrong answer on Jeopardy.