Well, election day is tomorrow, and so I wouldn’t be doing my job as columnist if I didn’t opine on some of the major races. The following should be taken as my opinion and my opinion only. Please, for the sake of our republic, make your own decisions.

Chris Christie vs. Barbara Buono (for governor of New Jersey): Chris Christie is, without question, the right man at the right time for the job of governor of New Jersey. Was his first term a resounding success? Nope. But do we overwhelmingly like him? Yep. And sometimes, that’s enough in politics. He’s a Jersey Guy through and through, and it’s nice knowing there’s a guy in Trenton who, at the very least, does what he says he’s going to do and who seems to have zero brain-to-mouth filter. It’s refreshing..

Healthcare.gov vs. Just Go To Canada To Get Cheap Drugs When You Get Sick (for your personal survival): I mean come on: If the Obamacare fiasco - from the shutdown to the website problems to everything in between - was fiction, we’d decry it because it wouldn’t seem real. And yet, here we are. What a disaster. I’m voting for a trip up I-81 to the Canadian border.

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Ron Smolow vs. Pat Bachtle (for Bucks County prothonotary): Protho-what? Prothonotary, which I realize sounds like some made-up science fiction intergalactic torture device, but in actuality, is just a fancy name for clerk of the civil division of Bucks County courts. Bachtle has held the position for years, and Smolow is running to … well, if elected he promises to maybe get rid of the position. See, in Bucks County, there’s a clerk for the civil division, a clerk for the criminal division, and a clerk for - and I swear I’m not making this up - orphan’s court. Smolow is pointing out one clerk is probably enough. And he’s almost certainly right. Bloated government. Blech.

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Let me go off on a small tangent here: Did you know in New Jersey, roughly one in six jobs are in the public sector? It’s ridiculous. I’m not advocating we look for ways to slash teachers and police officers off the public payroll, but we need to do a better job to eliminate duplicate services. Whether it be through full consolidation (like what happened in Princeton) or by cutting the public school system down to size by taking a hard look at administrators and supervisors at the 613 different school districts in New Jersey (and whose average salary is $148,719, according to the state’s Department of Education.)

Anyway: Sure, Smolow for Bucks County proboscis or whatever. Why not. Less government is better government at this point in our collective history.

“The Wolf of Wall Street” vs. “American Hustle” (for movie I’m most excited about this fall): One one hand, you’ve got Scorcese’s “Wolf,” a true-life story about American greed with Leo DiCaprio, Matthew McConaughey and Jonah Hill, on the other side you’ve got a fictionalized version of the ABSCAM operation, directed by David O. Russell with Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper, Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence. Both movies are right up my alley. Probably even going to pay full price to see them in the theater. Gotta go with “Wolf” here, though. Trailers make it look like the Wall Street version of “Goodfellas.”

Kelly Yaede vs. Barbara Plumeri vs. Antonio Gambino (for mayor of Hamilton): Well, while Gambino would make an interesting mayor, he doesn’t have the major party support of Plumeri and Yaede. It’s been a tough, rough race. I think ______ is going to win. Definitely. (What are you crazy? You think I’m going to pick one of them in this space? Are you insane? I can’t have half of Hamilton hating on me. Not good for business.)

Giants vs. Jets vs. Eagles (for worst team in the area): Well, the Jets are just the Jets, you know, so it feels wrong picking them. The Eagles had such high hopes, then so many diasters, then what happened against the Raiders. Which leaves, at least for now, the Giants. They have been exquisitely horrible, but somehow it wouldn’t surprise me to see them claw their way to 8-8. But they’re the pick. Still, though, Eagles fans: Let’s hold off on that Chip Kelly statue.

Linda Greenstein vs. Pete Inverso (for New Jersey senate, 14th district): Now here’s a problem. Way I see it, these two are two of the good ones, despite the mud their camps are slinging at each other. So here’s an idea: After Christie leaves in 2015 to run for president, how about we name these two co-governors? I’d sign off on that.

Oven roasted vs. deep fried (for Thanksgiving turkey): If you think Christie-Buono is going to be a blowout, wait until you see the early returns on this one. Fried in a landslide.