Hey, I was being romantic too. I was just being more blunt about it. Look at his expression. You know what he is thinking.

You can hear the Barry White music in the background.

Nah, you can hear the cash machine in the background "cha ching" as he collects the life insurance proceeds from pushing the battle axe over;
(Honestly, Mr. Insurance Claims Adjuster, we were out rock climbing and she slipped, I did everything I could to save her........)