The best you can hope for in this life is that your delusions are benign and your compulsions have utility. -- Scott Adams

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

WHO Got Arrested?

I have strange dreams. I woke up this morning certain that a blogger was arrested. It bugged me so much I was certain it was true. So a quick search of Twitter, Facebook and my G-Reader revealed no such arrests. Then I got to thinking - who would be the most plausible arrestee?

There are many other logical choices, but I think these four represent the four corners of our blogging universe. If any of them were actually arrested, it would likely be for widely different reasons. It's kinda fun to think what they might be.

16 of us hit the local 'ballet' after the Packers win. We got off because apparently there is no formal charge between Drunk & Disorderly, and just being funny idiots. I got pretty lucky in that one of the responding cruisers happened to hold a Golf and Scotch buddy, in the form of a cop I'd met a few years back.

Whew. A list I'm glad to miss the cut. Drizz is out. It's gonna be -20° this weekend. No one gets arrested. Cops won't even get out of their cars. Can't be Bammer, he's in Canada. They don't arrest their own. Change is too sweet so it's got to be Otis.