Nobody's allowed to follow me on Twitter because you would see pictures of me wearing my first two hockey team hats ever...

Guess which teams, first to get both gets my avatar for a week (or longer if I forget/get too lazy to change it), or gets to be first to beat me mercilessly with a baseball bat (that's the clue!). If they're also in the correct order, you can set my sig too. Of course all must be ToS compliant