Friday, June 17, 2005

Quotes of the Morning: Comfest is at T-One Week

“Everybody should be able to make some music...That's the cosmic dance!” -Maude, Harold & Maude

“Making music should not be left to the professionals.” -Michelle Shocked

“My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.” -Vladamir Nabokov "Comfest is at T-One Week. One week from today, for the course of a weekend, Paradise (though admittedly a drunken, stumbling, ‘Freebird’ shouting, off-key karaoke and air guitar kind of paradise that you would never invite home to meet your mother) comes to earth. You have been warned." -Skippy

“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.” -Hunter S. Thompson

“Thank you dear departed Mr. Thompson. Please note that the Quotes of the Morning (a subsidiary of Fly By Night Industries) do not recommend the use of heinous chemicals or anything similar. Just say no (except to alcohol, which is of course legal, socially acceptable and makes you so much more attractive). Only dopes use dope.” -Skippy

“Gentlemen, we all know this is illegal and against Club practice and I'd like to ask at this time if you all agree to waive all sanction against said referee or anything that might get me fired.” -Lou, Caddyshack

“As a side note.. This weekend is another great Festival. Festival Latino. Live music and fantastic food. Friday and Saturday from noon until midnight. Go and enjoy.” -Skippy