Holy kowloon! Hanford & Humu weren't kidding when they said this thread was long. Heard the story (short version) last night while toastin' in the hot tub at the Cabana. Glad everything's worked out. My friend is a clown doctor actually, so I'll share this with her. (She danced for Waitiki way back when).
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Having been one of the 20 or so in the hot tub in Ft. Lauderdale, I believe the Prof is referring to the fact that we now have new friends the Clown Doctors, we've fully tracked down the slime queen Barbara Landry, the horrible situation created chuckles when the Scottish Clown Doctors made an appearance, and so forth. If you want more details, pm me and I'll fill you in.

Yep, reiterating all of the above. There's not much more to tell except that there was 1 additional contact from B to W. Same stuff as before. She was told by Wendy to return all of the items. The authorities (and military - dead husband soldier lies get them a little upset) are involved. Don't know if anything will ever come of it, but one can hope. Don't know anything more than that.

Specifically what we talked about in the hot tub was how a horrible situation could end up with us chuckling at the concept of Scottish Clown Doctors. That's all.

Man Hukilau was a blast. Early morning swim parties in the ocean, everyone standing around in their underware, or less, sitting in the hot tub till 5 am was awesome.

I would like to see a Scottish Clown Tiki Doctor mug, Andy mug and Slime B mug made. It would be an interesting way to recall all of this both the good and bad. Wendy, you have made some cool mugs in the past, what do you think?. I would go for one of each and pay extra for a donation to SCD's. Your severered head mug for the Slime Bit...I mean Slime Barbara would be fitting.

There was some discussion on Shout! the other day about a limited editon "Andy Landry Severed Head" mug and a companion "Scottish Clowndoctor Mug", but I won't repeat the conversation in full as some folks will probably be offended Maybe we'll see some prototypes in the next TC mug design comp...?