Celebrity Quotes: Stars Say The Craziest Things

"For me, it's just like, I like to be in control of myself. I mean, I've had a beer, like, before... But I never get out of control." Justin Bieber

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"As soon as she becomes a vampire, they kind of ignore their [parental] duties instantly. They just wanna bone. It's the most ridiculous thing. 'Really? You just had a baby!' 'Yeah, but this feels so good; I'm so sparkly!'" Kristen Stewart, on Bella and Edward in Breaking Dawn, Part 2.Getty Images
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"My early childhood was quite devastating. I had no teeth until I was 11. I had these fangs because I had jaundice when I was a kid and I was put on so many antibiotics that my teeth rotted. They had to cut them out. So I never had milk teeth. That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous." Charlize TheronGetty Images
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"That's all me up there. I don't need a stunt a––. I said, 'I gotta dance, man.' I would regret it for the rest of my life if I was in a male stripper movie and didn't get up there and strip myself. At first it was scary as hell, but then it became like a drug and I couldn't wait to do it again." Matthew McConaughey says his big stripping scene in Magic Mike wasn't initially in the script.Getty Images
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"There's room for two vampires on this block -- as long as he remembers I am the Alpha Vampire." Johnny Depp, joking about Robert Pattinson.Getty Images
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"I'm called the fat sister... I'm called the ugliest Kardashian. I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo or do whatever, but I haven't chosen to do that because I know I'm a great person. I'm pretty damn hot, if you ask me." Khloe KardashianGetty Images
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"She is an extraordinary person, and if you spent five minutes with her, you'd see it. Everything she does, she does with this beautiful creativity. She's funny and charming, and when she walks into the room, I just feel better. I'm a romantic. I like doing things like creating romantic dinners, and she enjoys that. I don't know what to say — I'm just happy, and I have been since the moment I met her. What we have is very special." Tom Cruise on Katie Holmes.Getty Images
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"I had a show that premiered when I was 19. And right away, everyone formed a strong opinion about me because of the way I was marketed. I was supposed to be sexy, this tough action girl. ... I felt like I was being objectified, and it made me uncomfortable. I wanted to be chic and elegant! Now that I'm older, I've learned how to own it, but I'm still not very overt." Jessica AlbaGetty Images
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"Alec Baldwin asked me straight up. I had made a comment about wearing a fake belly, something innocuous, and he looked me straight in the eye and asked me, 'Are you pregnant right now?' And I blanched totally. Because of course, technically, no I wasn't. But then, technically, yes, in a way I was! And it was very weird. I thought Alec was reading my mind or something. We weren't telling anyone then, so I said 'No.' I thought, 'Is that a lie?' Because it wasn't a lie, and yet it was a lie!" Elizabeth Banks, who had a son via surrogate.Getty Images
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"I remember walking up...and there she was with my baby in her lap. My blood was boiling, and I thought I was going to kill her. I really thought I was going to physically hurt her. That was the first time I saw her that way - she was sitting in my soccer chair, under my tent, she's got my kid on her lap and she's with my husband, and that was that little moment of total irrational fury." Brandi Glanville dishes about the rage she felt the first time she saw Leann Rimes, her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian's new wife, attend her son's soccer practice.Getty Images
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"A lot of hot guys in Hollywood have done that. He was straight out of college, and he went to Notre Dame and finished his degree at the University of South Florida. So, there he was in South Florida, he's gorgeous, looking to break into show business, so he started off as a roadie to a group of these guys, and then they talked him into stripping." Kelly Ripa reveals that hubby Mark Consuelos used to be a male stripper.Getty Images
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"We don't do the same kinds of things. Unless he starts killing and stuffing homeless people I'll probably never run into him. I would totally kiss him right on the lips, though." Louis C.K. on his unlikely crush, Ewan McGregor.Getty Images
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"You think I focus on that stuff? Have we met? I love [Britney], honestly. I think she's a very nice person, but I don't care who's going on that show — as long as it's not me." Mariah Carey does not care that Britney Spears took her rumoured spot on The X Factor.Getty Images
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"With Joe Manganiello naked in a movie, I think even straight guys are going to be, 'Sh-t, I need to see that. That man is a specimen.'" Channing TatumGetty Images
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"Because I didn't go to f*cking school, I feel I would have had a bit something extra if I had ... Maybe because my life is so perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want...You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can't wait for something crazy to f*cking happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f*ck me over! Do you know what I mean?" Kristen Stewart doesn't like her charmed life.Getty Images
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"I don't know if that's a good idea. I think it's best for any of the actors on the Vampire Diaries to kind of do their own things . . .and create new characters. And as much as you try when you shoot a movie, if it's two of the same people, the fans will always see you as . . .they'll see me as Elena and they'll see him as Damon if we do a film together." Nina Dobrev has no plans to film a movie with boyfriend Ian Somerhalder.Getty Images
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"The rumours are not true. They are absolutely not true. No matter what I say about this, people believe the opposite. I can't say enough about it not being over." Johnny Depp says there is "no way" that he and Vanessa Paradis are over.Getty Images
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"I was a bit worried. I was in my pajamas. I was in color. I'm always in black. I threw pumps on, this massive green coat and then little pink pumps. Nobody recognized me. A couple looked round but they were like, 'No, she's in color.' And what would she be doing walking through a packed Trafalgar Square on a Saturday?" Adele reveals her trick for walking around London tourist spots unnoticed.Getty Images
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"My ass is definitely higher than it was when I was 20,. This is the thing that people don't understand - take care of your body [and it will] get better! It gets better as I get older. Absolutely." Cameron DiazGetty Images
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"I'm thinking I wouldn't exactly be a great candidate to be the Bachelor right now or anytime soon." The Bachelor host Chris Harrison, who just announced his divorce after 18 years of marriage.Getty Images
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"I've made the mistake in years gone by of showing up a little late to the event, right when the Beyoncés and J. Los of the world are having their moment – then you have photographers screaming for you to get out of the way!" Coco RochaGetty Images
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"I am so secure in who I am. I really am! And I'm not conceited. I just think, 'Wow, okay, that's the life you want to live.' It wasn't about who he chose. I mean, I had moments [where I wondered], 'Am I not sexy enough? Am I not pretty enough? Am I not smart enough?' But in so many of those questions, I immediately stopped and said, 'No, don't start doing that.' Because you can get stuck in that cycle and you can carry on to other things." Eva Longoria says she didn't question her worth when husband Tony Parker cheated.Getty Images
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"My family gets [to the hospital] and we wait all day and everyone is hungry. We're Southern and from Texas and my mom and my sister actually went down to the food court area. Things start rolling. All of the sudden the doors bust open and my sister and my mom come flying in. They're like, 'We got barbecue chips and root beer, guys.' I [said], 'What? I'm pushing!' They were just arriving for a show with their chips and their root beer." Hilary Duff on her delivery.Getty Images
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"Well, I mean, everyone imagines they'll be a great dad. Until they're teenagers saying, ‘Get away from me, Dad. You're embarrassing me!' Right? Everyone imagines that, right? I imagine I'll take things I learned from my mom and things I've learned from raising my nephews and apply that...Then at the end of the day, I just know I'll probably have the worst, spoiled little kid ever." Jay-ZGetty Images
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"I've got baby fever after I saw [her]...I have to tell you, I never believed in love at first sight. And then when I saw how perfect and beautiful this baby was and is, I lost it. I cried more than anyone else." Kelly Osbourne, on meeting her new niece.Getty Images
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"I've met some cool people out there who say I haven't found the right LA, but I just prefer here. I think LA makes you soft — people never get anything done. It's a city where people give out their business cards. I think London has a sense of humour. I like the parks, I like the mentality here. I like walking. I like the immediacy of the city." Michael Fassbender prefers London to LA.Getty Images
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"It makes you get over the clothes that he just leaves wherever." Paula Patton, on having hubby Robin Thicke write songs about her.Getty Images
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"I'd like to ask a question to those people who think I just started acting well: What do you think I was doing in Twilight? Do they think it's how I act naturally? No, I had to take decisions as an actor. I find it funny when I read stuff like [in a dramatic voice] 'Will Cosmopolis finally prove that he can act?' What does that even mean?" Robert PattinsonGetty Images
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"It wasn't hurtful, it was just crazy. [I thought] 'Where did they come up with this?'" Beyonce on fake pregnancy rumoursGetty Images
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"There was a little misunderstanding. I said, 'Oh, I just want a little bit off'...and it went from here to here. I just burst into tears and started crying, and I felt so vulnerable. I felt really bad, she felt really bad, she started crying, I started crying, a couple of other people started crying...I ended up writing her a few emails after, the next couple days, assuring her I wasn't going to kill her." Cameron Diaz on her short haircut.Getty Images
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"She reached out after my dad's death. It was very sweet. We bonded on that." Cameron Diaz, on how she became friends with Gwyneth Paltrow.Getty Images
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"If I knew that 3D was going to be such a big deal, I would have gotten that boob job ten years ago!" Charlize TheronGetty Images
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"My friends just call me Wally." GoyteGetty Images
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"Anyone who's seen Forgetting Sarah Marshall knows about Jason Segel's full frontal. Unfortunately, the full-frontal scene got cut from the movie so, yeah, we just basically made him do full frontal all the time on-set." Alison Brie, dishing on her The Five-Year Engagement's costar's off-camera nude scenes.Getty Images
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"I actually think that the scrutiny of new mothers' bodies has gotten out of control. Every new mother just gets a free pass. I'm actually angered by the 'posing in a bikini six weeks after having my baby' [trend]...Who cares if our boobs are hanging low and we have a little more junk in the trunk? We created a human being, everybody. Let's celebrate!" Jenna Fischer on the intense pressure for celebrity moms to lose their baby weight.Getty Images
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"I think my right butt cheek is bigger than my left butt cheek. Oh and my right boob is sooo much bigger than my left boob." Kendra WilkinsonGetty Images
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