1 x point for Ed Hardy'esque T-Shirt
1 x Point if above T-Shirt is clearly one size too small
1 x Point for Shaven head
1 x point for Tribal tattoos
1 x Point for obvious Roid' use with an extensive upper body routine

I'd score highly in the unfitOnes scoring but my fav interludes have been Mr Persil being escorted out of the cage on a stretcher. The best being 'Caged Fighters' where he tried to quit and was made to stand up again before being escorted like the decrepid failure he is after one more 'shot'.