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AH: XDXD Alright, so I'm not going to frolic around the delicate bush this situation has created. XDXDAH: XDXD This memo name is great and I’m proud of it. XDXDAH: XDXD Because much like our culture’s teaching of the ever-disturbing horse, this entire night has been damned from the outset. XDXDAH: XDXD I’m sure none of you actually happened to see a horse, because much like frogs, they are fictional fairy tale creatures that do not exist and are dumb. XDXDAH: XDXD But if you did somehow, thanks! You’ve aligned all of our fates together into a nice little wriggling day bow for me, and now we’re all going to suffer. Like a corporate mandated hangout chart on melancholy steroids. XDXDAH: XDXD Also, it's been a long time since I've talked to most of you. XDXDAH: XDXD I’m sure this isn’t exactly the best method for reintroduction, but it’s the best we’ve got at the moment. XDXDAH: XDXD If you want to speak to me at some point later down the line, I’m officially opening up my DMs for business. No more patronizing little go away notes to keep you out. Not that it stopped a few of you anyways. XDXDAH: XDXD And in case you’re agonizing over it in the back of your head for whatever reason, yes, I missed you too. XDXDAH: XDXD However, I’m not going to keep this reunion picture pretty. XDXDAH: XDXD The first memo that Murrit made sucked, and the memo that Ellsee made also sucked. XDXDAH: XDXD Or actually let me rephrase that. You all MADE Ellsee’s memo suck and all she was doing was trying to help you. XDXDAH: XDXD As you can see by what I’ve disabled in this chat above, we aren’t going to be going that route. We are going to all speak our piece about our experiences within our worlds thus far, and we are going to be fucking CIVIL about it or else I’m going to do something extraordinarily unpleasant to your body. XDXDAH: XDXD I’ll move around all of your bones. I’m not a big fan of skeletons recently. XDXDAH: XDXD With that said, let’s start with the general. XDXDAH: XDXD We’ve been force rushed into this campaign for... about seven hours or so now if we put it all together? It’s gotta be nearing sunrise back there. XDXDAH: XDXD Those of you who got the short end of the game entry stick might want to have your little animal buddy take you to the nearest safe area so you can rest up before plowing through to your first checkpoint. Assuming you have one? I’m not entirely sure of all the specifics for your lands. XDXDAH: XDXD But if the giant beast with the concave chest symbol didn’t clue you in, this is the real deal. Something beyond imagination, the ultimate reality warping experience. XDXDAH: XDXD I don’t really understand it or why WE need to play it, but I guess we’re all bigger than we all thought we could be. XDXDAH: XDXD Surprise! Life as we know it was wrong. We aren’t just cogs in the artificial fowlbeast paste pulverizer like we were lead to believe. XDXDAH: XDXD Also for further convenience, and because I don’t think any of you decided on something interesting anyways, from this point forward we are just going to dub this little fun game... XDXDAH: XDXD Wait for it... XDXDAH: XDXD The Game. XDXDAH: XDXD That finally wraps up all of my initial tutorial commands and saves us a lot of needed cranial blasting. You’re welcome for that. XDXDAH: XDXD I’ve recently passed my first checkpoint. If your checkpoint is anything like mine and you’re speaking in this memo, then I’ll know that you’ve passed it too. XDXD

PO: ~Glad +o see you finally made i+ +ha+ far a+ leas+~AH: XDXD Oh. XDXDAH: XDXD Hey. XDXDPO: ~Hey~PO: ~I’m already a+ my +HIRD checkpoin+~AH: XDXD Like fuck you are. XDXDPO: ~Uh, like FUCK I AM~AH: XDXD It took me this long just to make it to my first safe area and you went in immediately after me. XDXDAH: XDXD I know you like to strong arm your way through things but you couldn’t have bested the initial challenge so soon. XDXDAH: XDXD I had to cut a fucking DRAGON in HALF with a SCYTHE somehow just to get here. You’re already in the routine of taking names and numbers, so if this place is calibrated to be a challenge your foes must be gargantuan. XDXDPO: ~Wow okay so, you are +rying +o +ell me +ha+ MY progress is unrealis+ic, bu+ you’re claiming +o have li+erally cu+ a gian+ mons+er in HALF all by yourself in a single swing~PO: ~wi+h a weapon made for wrigglers~AH: XDXD Well, when you go off and say it like that it sounds ridiculous. XDXDPO: ~Yeah, i+ sure does~AH: XDXD I have the blood stained hoodie to prove it though! XDXDAH: XDXD I am a hero to a bunch of colorful land noodles, they show me great respect. XDXDPO: ~+hey’d probably deem you a hero if all you did was lay face down in +he corner drooling on yourself~PO: ~I work fas+, you should know +ha+~PO: ~also, I’m pre++y sure +he space be+ween my poin+s is shor+er so i+’s really no+ as massive of a difference as i+ sounds~PO: ~I haven’+ had +o figh+ any+hing +oo crazy ye+, jus+ doing a lo+ of really fucking s+upid hi+s for +hese sands+ingers.~PO: ~+hey’ve go+ +hese ex+remely loud and annoying voices, cons+an+ly yelling a+ me abou+ any+hing and every+hing~PO: ~especially abou+ walking in remo+ely +he same place as +hem~PO: ~+hey have +o +ell me +ha+ +HEY were walking +here~PO: ~When CLEARLY I was already walking +here firs+~PO: ~Bu+ now +ha+ I’m here I’m s+uck wi+h jus+ +hem yelling and no way ou+ of i+~PO: ~I can’+ ge+ any fur+her wi+hou+ ge++ing +o you~AH: XDXD You HAVE to do that? XDXDPO: ~APPAREN+LY~AH: XDXD You’re going to be waiting a while then, I haven’t even managed to craft any other portals. XDXDPO: ~Oh, don’+ worry~PO: ~I’m basically a mas+er a+ wai+ing for you by now~PO: ~I’ve been wai+ing +his long, wha+’s a li++le more?~PO: ~You never even responded +o me a+ +he s+ar+ of all of +his like I asked.~PO: ~you jus+ walked away and ignored me~PO: ~I SAW you do i+.~AH: XDXD I’m sorry. XDXDPO: ~excuse me?~AH: XDXD I’m sorry for not saying anything to you when you asked me to. XDXDAH: XDXD I just didn’t want to put you through what we went through earlier any further because, I dunno. XDXDAH: XDXD It was a lot for me. XDXDAH: XDXD And now I’m here putting you through it anyways by sticking my emotions on this public bulletin board. XDXDAH: XDXD I didn’t want to make you upset, I just didn’t know what to do. XDXDAH: XDXD We can work together. XDXDAH: XDXD I’m sorry. XDXDPO: ~Okay~AH: XDXD Okay? XDXDPO: ~Yeah, okay. I believe you.~PO: ~like I said, I can’+ do any+hing else un+il you sor+ +hings ou+ for me~PO: ~I’m willing +o help speed +ha+ up~

EO: Oh wow, this is actually prΣtty good timing, ArcjΣc.EO: I mΣan, just a littlΣ ahΣad of whΣn I was about to actually nΣΣd you, so... pΣrfΣct, honΣstly.EO: I’m still working on gΣtting CaldΣr sΣt up, but I think wΣ arΣ almost donΣ.EO: And thank you for sticking up for mΣ and my good-naturΣd attΣmpts at bΣing usΣful.EO: Glad to know thΣrΣ was at lΣast a littlΣ morΣ apprΣciation for it than I originally thought.AH: XDXD Don’t mention it. XDXDAH: XDXD I’m pretty sure none of these chumps would have known where to look if you didn’t come in and say something. XDXDDQ: *i*sort*of*feel*as*if*we*may*have*gotten*them*no*matter*what*DQ: *given*the*circumstances*AH: XDXD What circumstances? XDXDAH: XDXD Don’t we already have enough of those?? XDXDEO: Oh, I guΣss you and maybΣ somΣ of thΣ ΣarliΣr playΣrs probably didn’t ΣncountΣr any of this, huh¿¿EO: ThΣrΣ arΣ thΣsΣ big purplΣ-ΣyΣd dΣmon things all ovΣr thΣ placΣEO: ThΣy appΣar to not fΣΣl any pain, thΣy rΣfusΣ to stop trying to do whatΣvΣr thΣy arΣ doing, but thΣy arΣ sΣΣmingly prΣtty harmlΣss¿¿DQ: *i*think*it's*simply*because*they*are*being*manipulated*DQ: *i*actually*had*a*chance*to*encounter*the*man*with*that*power*DQ: *he*commandeered*serpaz’s*computer*DQ: *and*pushed*me*towards*my*entry*codes*PO: ~Wha+? We are already choking on a swell of rancid exhaus+ from a shi+-powered +ruck engine shipping us all on a direc+ line +o Nonsense Ci+y, and now suddenly +here are more shi+s+icks IN on i+?~AH: XDXD Exactly how deep does this fucking rabbit hole burrow down to? XDXDDQ: *much*deeper*than*you*would*like*i’m*afraid*

GS: Well, well... it appears you have actually managed to sink to an entirely new low.GS: I’m impressed.UK: >([not low]UK: >([just]UK: >([real #ig#]UK: >([im reel good]GS: Extremely unlike your usual self as well. Feeling alright? Or have you had something consequential on your mind for a change?GS: Perhaps something akin to an attempted murder?PO: ~I +hough+ he was pas+ +ha+~GS: I believed so as well, but that does not appear to be the case now, does it?AH: XDXD Are we going to throw vague accusations about while I cluelessly furrow my brow, or does someone want to fill me in on what the actual deal is? XDXDEO: HΣ sΣnt a massivΣ swarm of his dumb looking robots to my location.EO: Which, I would rΣally likΣ to know how hΣ found out about in thΣ first placΣ... but...EO: ThΣy wΣrΣ loadΣd with all kinds of sΣrious wΣaponry and dΣvicΣs ΣxtrΣmΣly capablΣ of committing a murdΣr.AH: XDXD I’m not well versed in this guy’s particular novelty brand of stupid. XDXDAH: XDXD How did you know they were his? XDXDGS: Murrit’s miscreant automatons are not exactly confidential.GS: He has made them well known enough and, even to someone encountering them for the first time, their point of origination is fairly evident based on their appearance and foul choice of language.AH: XDXD Let me guess. XDXDAH: XDXD They look like tits. XDXDGS: Precisely.GS: Of course, I helped verify their identity once I got in contact with Ellsee.GS: We have put our differences aside and managed to come to a rather gratifying agreement.EO: Do you havΣ to call it that..¿¿GS: Is that not what it is?EO: Σh...PO: ~I’m sorry for your loss.~AH: XDXD Who are you referring to? XDXDPO: ~Does i+ ma++er?~GS: It does not.GS: What does matter, is the fact that Ellsee is correct.GS: Murrit, without a doubt, attempted to have her killed prior to our working together.GS: He simply continues to fall into the same destructive pattern that defined him in his past.GS: Though perhaps that is a bit of a misleading statement, as well? He never truly pulled himself out of it, despite what he would like us to believe.GS: Clearly, the cover he has been holding up over himself for so long now is finally starting to slip away.GS: And now we can all see him for the callow neonate that he always has been.UK: >([who in the fuck do you think you’re talking to.]GS: Ah, there he is.GS: There’s a memorable voice.GS: One that I used to hold a great deal of respect for.UK: >([your respect means jack dick to me.]UK: >([you know why i did it?]UK: >([none of you have any fucking idea what you're doing.]UK: >([you don't know what you just brought with you.]

AH: XDXD Wow. XDXDAH: XDXD That really was something. XDXDAH: XDXD And apparently even within the many possibilities this game produces, Skorpe is inherently a garbage fire that doesn’t have any working functions that don’t involve typing into a cramped box. XDXDAH: XDXD Maybe some things do never change. XDXDDQ: *i*dont*mean*to*sound*rude*DQ: *but*did*he*actually*use*words*DQ: *i*feel*very*tense*from*that*alone*EO: HΣ alrΣady did that to mΣ oncΣ ΣarliΣr tonight, thΣ ΣffΣct has worn off.EO: Not disappointΣd that hΣ managΣd to kick himsΣlf out still.DQ: *should*we*keep*an*eye*on*him*?AH: XDXD I think we have our hands full enough as it is. XDXDAH: XDXD This memo careened off course real quick. XDXDAH: XDXD So I’m going to cut it here, and we can give it another try once everybody gets a better handle on their situations. XDXDAH: XDXD Someone, remind me that memos never go well before I start the next one. XDXDPO: ~I’ll be sure +o do jus+ +ha+~AH: XDXD Great. XDXDAH: XDXD Well, everyone. XDXDAH: XDXD Enjoy your stay within your own personal egregious mistake of nature, helmed by the mystical floating orb who is now your best friend. XDXDAH: XDXD It’s about to get messy. XDXDAH: XDXD Pop ‘em if you got ‘em. XDXD