In an e-mail today to employees and retirees penned by Mark Fields, president of Ford's North and South American operations, he explained how FoMoCo's going to attack Ford's lackluster sales — used car salesman incentive packages! That's right, Ford's offering employees and retirees who have friends and family members use their limited purchasing plan certificates all sorts of goodies — like Ford-brand fleece jackets, messenger bags. and...for the really hard workers, an opportunity for lunch with Bill Ford Jr. Maybe he'll even let you use the executive washroom!