What a terrible, terrible place! It was like Chotchkie's from Office Space but 100,000 times worse.

Our "Guest Experience Coordinator" actually sat in the booth with us to explain to us all about their amazing selection of sauces. He said at one point, being totally serious, "They don't call us 'Wild' for nothing!" He made crude sexual innuendos more than once to the woman sitting next to me when she said, "Mmm, sauce." He was like, "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooa, I am not going ANYWHERE with that one!" He reeked of failed comedian. REEKED. He also compared one of their sauces to "the flavor of a fresh cut Christmas tree."

Then our server talked to us for about 15 minutes while we were trying to eat about how he really wanted to become a Kindergarten teacher.

What a terrible, terrible place! It was like Chotchkie's from Office Space but 100,000 times worse.

Our "Guest Experience Coordinator" actually sat in the booth with us to explain to us all about their amazing selection of sauces. He said at one point, being totally serious, "They don't call us 'Wild' for nothing!" He made crude sexual innuendos more than once to the woman sitting next to me when she said, "Mmm, sauce." He was like, "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooa, I am not going ANYWHERE with that one!" He reeked of failed comedian. REEKED. He also compared one of their sauces to "the flavor of a fresh cut Christmas tree."

Then our server talked to us for about 15 minutes while we were trying to eat about how he really wanted to become a Kindergarten teacher.

He was a college drop out. He wanted to teach Kindergarten because he used to work at one of those places where kids jump inside inflatable houses and he just loved the kids so much. He told us he got in trouble there for getting too rambunctious with the kids.

He was a college drop out. He wanted to teach Kindergarten because he used to work at one of those places where kids jump inside inflatable houses and he just loved the kids so much. He told us he got in trouble there for getting too rambunctious with the kids.