Bret Bielema, an overflowing sack of garbage and head football coach for the perpetually irrelevant Arkansas Razorbacks, told media members at the SEC Media day events in Hoover, Al., that beating the Texas Longhorns last December was “borderline erotic.”

Bielema on kneeling on the 2-yard line vs. Texas: "It was a proud moment. Borderline erotic."

Bielema, who implements a style of football so boring the leather-heads of the early century would be calling for more tempo, is quick on the trigger when it comes to trolling Texas. During a photo-op before the Texas Bowl, Bielema made headlines when it appeared he had flashed the “horns down” while standing with Texas coach and upstanding citizen Charlie Strong.

Bielema’s comments about taking a knee against UT don’t come as much of a surprise. That fat fuck will look for any opportunity to “take a knee” if it means the overbearing stress on his legs won’t give and collapse in on himself like a dying star.

Beating Texas is not much of an accomplishment for a football coach these days, and if that is considered an “erotic moment” for Bielema, maybe he needs to reevaluate his sex life.

Don’t you realize that Holt and the Intern are the same person? It’s pretty unlikely that two people in the world suck this bad. What are the odds of two people in one small office in Texas sucking this bad?

Eat Bigfoot’s dick Steve. One, a “perpetually irrelevant” Arkansas team is the only unranked team to shut out two ranked opponents. Two, FUCK TEXAS! Three, you’re an idiot if you don’t think his wife is a complete smoke show! WOO PIG!