1.The nipple incident:

"I went on a date with someone I met through a dating app and we hit it off instantly! After bar hopping, good conversation, and some physical chemistry, we decided to go back to his place. We began to hook up and it started to get intense, so intense he ripped off my nipple ring without me even realizing it in the moment. Afterwards, I looked down at his bedsheets to see them completely soaked in blood. Still not 100% sure what happened, I looked down to see my nipple literally spewing blood and my nipple ring no where to be found!" —anonymous

2.The ER visit:

"The first time I tried anal sex with my ex, I underestimated how much lube we would need. At first there wasn't much discomfort, but then it started to hurt. When she pulled out (we were using a strap on) there was a lot of blood. It wasn't painful, but as soon as I saw it I freaked out and demanded to be driven to the emergency room. I stood in the waiting room for over two hours in nothing but an oversized T-shirt and two pairs of underwear." —anonymous

3.The tampon thrower:

"I was dating this guy, and we were in bed, and I said I was on my period. He said he didn’t care, so I said I was going to the bathroom to 'remove something from somewhere.' He said, 'Don’t worry, I know how those work, I have 3 sisters.' He then PULLED OUT my tampon, and threw it." —anonymous

4.The nose bleed:

"My boyfriend and I were getting into it on the couch, and I was in the middle of a very intense blow job. I felt snot coming out of my nose, but I ignored it and kept going. When we both looked, we realized I had gotten a nose bleed all over his dick." —anonymous

5.The ripped ass:

"I was riding a dude on his recliner when he decided he wanted to grab my butt. First, I was mortified I started my period on his dick. Second, I looked and there was blood all over his recliner and the floor (we fucked there too). I was mortified but he was calm about it and cleaned it up while I got dressed. I went home and was still in pain the next morning and that was when I realized when he was pulling my butt cheeks apart HE RIPPED MY ASSHOLE."

6.The house sitter:

"Was house sitting for a couple in my congregation and I had my boyfriend come over. We got busy in the living room a few times that weekend. It wasn’t until after I left that they told me they had security cameras all over the house. Never asked if they saw anything but I also didn't want to know." —desireebrown321

7.The cervix blow:

"I was 17 and it was the night I lost my virginity. I was at a party and had been smoking and hadn’t eaten all day. My boyfriend and I decided to stay in a friend's car that night, and we started having sex. He was maybe four thrusts in then he hit my cervix. I immediately threw up on myself. He was a good sport and jumped out of the car to hold my hair back while I was naked." —anonymous

8.The biter:

9.The maternity scare:

"Early into my pregnancy, while still suffering from horrendous morning sickness I decided to climb on top of my partner in an attempt to rock his world. Unfortunately the rocking made me nauseous and the pregnancy side affects meant I also had to pee terribly. I puked on my partner's stomach, started to cry, and then peed a little. All while still mounted on top of him." —anonymous

10.The quickie:

"This security guy I met at a club was cute so I invited him to my place. We were in my bed about to get it on and he took out a Magnum. Three pumps later, he got up and I asked what was wrong, and he said the condom broke. I got the condom and did the water test and I saw that it wasn't broken, he had just nutted way too quick." —anonymous

11.The grunter:

"I hooked up with a guy I’ve known for years through mutual friends. He was tall and super hot so I was really excited about having sex with him until he started grunting and growling really loudly like a wild animal." —anonymous

12.The side door story:

"When I was younger, the guy I was dating and I decided to go into a house that was next door to mine (my family owned both houses). We started getting hot and heavy on the kitchen counter when I heard a loud yell. I looked into the side door entry way and my mother and sister were standing there eyes wide open. I was mortified." —abigailg4cdddf51a

13.The false alarm:

"One night the guy I was seeing came over late and tried to come in through the back of the house. I let him in through the front and we proceeded to get busy. Meanwhile my roommate and her boyfriend fled the house thinking we were being robbed. They didn’t come check on me but instead they got in their car and called 911. I was on top of him when three heavily armed police officers busted through the bedroom door." —anonymous

14.The barfing cat:

"So my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex when his cat jumps up on the bed and starts heaving like he's gonna barf. My boyfriend pulls out, starts yelling at the cat in Spanish, and tries to grab him before he barfs. But the cat gets away and throws up everywhere — on me, my boyfriend, the bedspread, and one of the pillows." —anonymous

15.The cure-all:

"One night on spring break I went out with my roommate, her boyfriend, and his best friend. Long story short, I went home with the best friend and we were making out when I realized I had to throw up. I tried to throw up for 30 minutes but nothing was happening and I knew I wouldn’t feel better until I did. So my date proposes that I give a blow job 'just so I can feel better' and that 'his huge package' will definitely help me throw up. And low and behold he was right. Poor guy didn’t think it through though and I threw up all over him and his buddy." —anonymous

16.The door knocker:

"We were in the moment, ready to go at it, and he decided we should do it standing up against the door. So he lifted me up and pushed me up against the door, but the door handle caught my area and ripped it. There was blood everywhere." —brittritt1245

17.The bleeder:

"My first time having sex, I knew that I was going to bleed, but I also came on my period. It was a lot of blood — I stained his mattress and had the worst cramps for a week." —samk61

18.The pee'er:

"Was going down on my ex bf and I gagged, which for some reason caused me to pee on his carpet." —marisajane

19.The headboard incident:

"I was hooking up with a guy and I was on top. I’m fairly petite and he was very big and strong. I guess he didn’t know his own strength and when he flipped me he smashed my head into his headboard. It wasn’t until I felt a warm sensation that I realized I had a cut right below my eyebrow. We laughed it off but when I woke up the next day I had a black eye and a small cut." —honu22

20.The head stare:

"My boyfriend slept in the living room, but it was okay because his family had a sliding door that separated the bedrooms from the living room. The first time he went down on me, his sister walked in and that was also the second time I had ever met her. Been about a year and a half, and I still can’t quite look her in the eye." —nicoel8

21.The one sheeter:

"Once we were staying with my in-laws for a couple of weeks due to work being done on our home. The spare bedroom we were in didn't have a lock on the door and at the time, my mother-in-law was having some anxiety due to a license renewal test for her job. At 2:00 A.M, we're thinking it was safe to get it on, and in busts my mother-in-law with a full-blown anxiety attack. Everyone is in our room and I'm butt-ass naked under only a sheet." —lizizcool

22.The dog poop:

"While I was getting it from behind, the guy was standing while I was on all fours at the edge of the bed. Mid thrust, he ended up stepping in his dog’s shit." —gabz1016

23.The breast milk:

"About two months after having our first kid, my husband and I are getting it on. I’m on top and am really into it. As I am getting off, my husband grabs the blanket and covers my chest! I’m thinking for some reason he’s not into looking at me anymore (which made me sad), but no. My orgasm triggered my let down reflex and I was literally spraying him with breast milk. Definitely didn’t know that was a thing until then." —danih47af4a746

24.The pancake mess:

"The first time my boyfriend and I had sex he made me pancakes afterwards. I made a joke how I needed to wait thirty minutes in-between eating before having sex again, but things started happening. Before I knew it, he had me on the desk fucking the life out of me. I got down off the desk to finish him off when I notice that something didn't feel right. I started to feel nauseous, thinking it was just the gag reflex kicking in. Spoiler alert: It wasn’t. I throw up all over his bed and the floor." —hannahd4930d58fa

25.And finally, the banjo string snap:

"An ex boyfriend and I were having sex, and he entered at an odd angle and I felt a pop. Thinking I had just imagined it, we kept going. After it was all over, I see the bed looks like a murder scene and I think I've started my period. NOPE. That pop was his banjo string snapping, but he kept going so as not to embarrass himself. Still makes me cringe to this day."