I'm sorry to read about all the trouble. I know what it’s like to have coworkers and bosses who over react to junk.

I once had a boss fire me the day after he saw me take a leak at a bar’s troth urinal. Though he said his reason was that I sexually harassed his (smoking hot) assistant, when I got wood, at her desk a week earlier; he rejected that it was because she commented on how nice my slacks fit me, while looking at my crotch.

Another time, I was driven away from a job because of rumors that spread around work about what happened while I was getting a birthday lap dance, on stage, with a few coworkers watching as audience members, not associated with my 25th birthday party.