Whiskey And Bud Light Dominate As America’s Favorite Ways To Get Hammered

The results are in and America’s favorite beer and liquor have been chosen.

The drinking social app BARTENDr gathered data from its 700,000 users to determine the most popular beer and liquor drinks by state.

An overwhelming 42 states selected whiskey as their favorite liquor, with Jack Daniels and Fireball listed as the favorite brands.

Bud Light reigns as the king of beers, with 33 states selecting it. Blue Moon, Corona, Guinness, Heineken, and Pabst Blue Ribbon are also popular.

There’s no denying the accuracy of this data. Fireball is fucking delicious. I used to stumble around house parties with a handle of the cinnamony-sweet nectar, slurping it straight from the bottle and asking girls if they wanted a pull. They would say no. Not because Fireball isn’t amazing, but because I weirded them out (one of my eyes gets smaller than the other when I’m real drunk on Fireball – my brothers referred to this as the “Boosh eye”).

Jack is another favorite of mine, whether I’m splashing it on the rocks or mixing it with some Coke, but I still put it below Fireball on my list (gives you less bang for your buck).

It also makes sense that Bud Light (presented by TFM) is at the top of the list. Shit’s so damn good. The only thing that could make a BL better is if it’s wrapped in a TFM beer sleeve — buy yours here!

Have you ever watched a baseball game where your ace is dealing for 7 innings, then they put in a shitty reliever and he allows 5 runs? That’s how it feels going from reading a Boosh article to Steve Holt/Helmet Stickers. God Bless you, Boosh

The only Kentuckians that drink Crown, are the black ones. And that’s only a little under 8% of the population. It’s bourbon all the way. This survey is a joke. Also, these days, Fireball is much more popular in KY than Jager. Hell, Rumplemintz is more popular than Jager.