Tracy Morgan Does Not Like the Gays

Tracy Morgan has made a career of appearing unhinged and saying crazy crap, but his stance on homosexuality has put him in hot water. Morgan, who’s publicly stated his belief that homosexuality is a choice since at least 2009, apparently colored in some offensive details about his opinions during a June 3rd set in Nashville. Kevin Rogers, a self-described gay fan of Morgan’s since his “SNL” days, described the rant:

He said that there is no way a woman could love and have sexual desire for another woman, that’s just a woman pretending because she hates a f*cking man. He took time to visit the bullsh*t of this bullying stuff and informed us that the gays needed to quit being pussies and not be whining about something as insignificant as bullying. He mentioned that gay was something kids learn from the media and programming, and that bullied kids should just bust some ass and beat those other little f*ckers that bully them, not whine about it.

He said if his son that was gay he better come home and talk to him like a man and not [he mimicked a gay, high pitched voice] or he would pull out a knife and stab that little N (one word I refuse to use) to death… Tracy then said he didn’t f*cking care if he pissed off some gays, because if they can take a f*cking dick up their ass… they can take a f*cking joke.

I don’t mean to nit-pick, because Morgan’s rant is clearly a reasoned and thoughtful argument, but I think some people may have had gay sex before the media taught children how to be gay. Can somebody fact-check that?

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… I think some people may have had gay sex before the media taught children how to be gay.

Nope. I specifically remember the episode of “Teletubbies” when it happened. I had to drink like 20 Miller Lite’s to straighten myself back out.

By: Taco_Jones

06.10.2011 @ 10:03 AM

Tracy then said he didn’t f*cking care if he pissed off some gays, because if they can take a f*cking dick up their ass… they can take a f*cking joke.

“Hey, everyone, here are some actual opinions I have that won’t make you laugh, but don’t get offended. It’s just a joke.”

By: Chris

06.10.2011 @ 10:03 AM

unfortunately, DG, it didn’t work.

/boomfratboyroasted.

By: Patty Boots

06.10.2011 @ 10:04 AM

Way to ruin Tracy Jordan for me, Tracy Morgan.

There is just nooooooo excuse for that kind of ugliness.

By: Danger Guerrero

06.10.2011 @ 10:05 AM

(*produces lukewarm bottle of Smirnoff Ice, hands it to Chris*)

DROP AND CHUG, PUSSYBRO

By: Roger Eebert While Masturbating

06.10.2011 @ 10:09 AM

I had more to say, but I wiped it. I feel sorry for him will suffice.

By: Dotcomaphobe

06.10.2011 @ 10:16 AM

In the immortal words of Rick James:

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug.”

By: spazmodic

06.10.2011 @ 10:18 AM

Objection! Isn’t the bible one of the earliest forms of media? And wasn’t God telling folks NOT to be gay in Old Testament times, thereby suggesting that gayness was already a “thing”?

I rest my case. And my balls on your chin.

By: Michelle07

06.10.2011 @ 10:21 AM

I guess Tracy Jordan has gone missing will be the theme of this years 20 Rock again?

By: Michelle07

06.10.2011 @ 10:21 AM

30 Rock, cripes I’m tired.

By: yeatdog

06.10.2011 @ 10:25 AM

A black guy who doesn’t like gays? Well now I’ve seen it all, LIZ LEMON.

By: Aeyo's Cot

06.10.2011 @ 10:54 AM

Beware of anyone who thinks homosexuality is a choice. They have no understanding of their own sexuality if hairy man ass is part of their decision tree.

By: John Doe

06.10.2011 @ 11:22 AM

We are aware that he’s a standup comedian doing an act, correct? And standup comedians don’t always mean what they say because, uh, they tell jokes, right?

By: Taco_Jones

06.10.2011 @ 11:27 AM

Um, yeah, uh, we do, John. I’m still struggling to find the “joke.”

By: Mr. Ned

06.10.2011 @ 11:38 AM

Tracy Morgan has just single handily ended his career with his hatred of homosexuals rants.Does he feel that because he is black that he will be able to survive?There are only so few moronic movie comedies that call for a black man to act like a N-roles that Tracy seem to excel.The producers of 30 Rock know that as a result of Tracy’s comments, their show will loose millions of both gay and straight audiences. It happened to Michael Richards.Now it will be interesting and delightful to watch the same thing happen to Tracy Morgan.

By: John Doe

06.10.2011 @ 11:39 AM

I’m not arguing it’s a funny joke. Nor am I defending the comments. I’m merely defending a comedian’s right to offend and say things they don’t mean. David Cross, for instance, has not asked his girlfriend to perform three consecutive abortions, but he says he did, because he’s a performer who pushes the envelope. When we censor one comedian, it has a dangerous effect on all comedians.

By: RomanCandle

06.10.2011 @ 11:45 AM

Well, he’s wrong about gayness being a choice, but he does have a point about this retarded anti-bullying campaign.

Want to stop a bully? Don’t get B-list celebs to make Internet public service announcements. Instead, man up, go toe-to-toe with the bastard, and show him you’re not afraid. That’s been the only way to deal with assholes since the dawn of time.

Also, I hope he doesn’t kill his son with cutlerly.

By: spazmodic

06.10.2011 @ 11:48 AM

Michael Richards was tempted to high-five Tracy after this “joke”, but … well, you know.

By: spazmodic

06.10.2011 @ 11:50 AM

Er … uh … what Mr. Ned sed.

Although, Ned, homosexuals’ rants can be pretty irritating…

By: It's Brutananadalewski

06.10.2011 @ 11:57 AM

tracy does a lot of this off-the-cuff, not very well thought out riffing in his stand-up. i saw him once stop and do 5-10 minutes on why we shouldn’t beat women. he made some good points, which no one could argue, but getting back into the rhythm of telling jokes after that was really hard.

he also has very oddly shaped hands.

By: Chad Henne Checkdown Clinic

06.10.2011 @ 12:01 PM

I dunno. On one hand, it’s not terribly surprising that Tracy Jordan has these beliefs. He was one of those lowest common denominator-type comics before he resurrected his career on 30 Rock, and that style of comedy lends itself to those who prey on the ignorance and fear of the closed-minded (see: Jeff Dunham). It’s pandering of the worst sort and it forms an incubator in which the comedian and audience feel safe and secure in their ignorant beliefs. Having a stand-up comedian come out and confirm that ‘normal’ people feel the way you do is cathartic, and if the audience is laughing, the comedian knows that they’re relating to him or her. It’s just typical stand-up bullshit, and as long as Tracy Jordan has an audience that approves of his message, he’ll keep spouting it off. It won’t matter to anyone except those that believe him and those that oppose him.

On the other hand, I do like Tracy Jordan’s work on 30 Rock and it’s kind of disappointing that he feels that way. Oh well, what can you do?

By: catpuncher

06.10.2011 @ 1:41 PM

If you’re against homosexuality, advising gays by using the words “quit” and “pussy” so close together may not be the most effective strategy.

By: Taco_Jones

06.10.2011 @ 1:43 PM

John, my point wasn’t that it wasn’t a funny joke. My point is that it’s not a joke.

Not wanting to listen to a comedian after he says something you don’t like isn’t censorship. It’s just a choice.

By: Taco_Jones

06.10.2011 @ 1:44 PM

And the abortion bit by David Cross is pretty hilarious, by the way.

By: The Mutt

06.10.2011 @ 1:47 PM

How can we judge him? He slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs! He watched a prostitute stab a clown! His basketball hoop was a rib cage – a rib cage!

By: frooglepoopillion

06.10.2011 @ 1:56 PM

First time poster, long time reader.

I actually am defending Tracy on this one. Why is it OK to demand an apology from him when clearly this is part of his “act”, be it a joke or not. Why is no one up in arms over Chris Rock or Daniel Tosh’s anti-gay, racist, and sexist jokes? Did this guy go into his show expecting high brow intellectual humor? I mean, it’s Tracy Morgan. Lighten up people.

By: Frondle

06.10.2011 @ 2:16 PM

In all fairness, if one takes a dick up the ass, said person should logically be able to take a joke. But you know what they should also take?

A brick of dope. In the pooper. Seriously. Not a huge one, but one rolled roughly into the shape of a male organ. Because South American cartels need better drug mules to cross the border into the U.S. White collar American tourists should have little trouble getting through. Look deeper into this exciting future business opportunity.

*NBC More You Know bumper

By: Jaymalls

06.10.2011 @ 2:52 PM

Gay/Lesbian people were not born that way. If you believe that… your nuts!!! A anus was made to excrete body waste not get penetrated #FACT! What Tracy said was way over the top… dont get me wrong. But 80% of what he said was true. Your not gonna stop bullying. It happens in school and in the workplace. Its the result of takeovers (Government & Private Sector), War, Religion, etc. People just need 2 stop crying and MAN THE FUCK UP!!! Its a natural instinct all animals (humans are animals) have… only the strong survive. Ultimately, this is how leaders made and separated from the pawns! #FACT

By: Taco_Jones

06.10.2011 @ 3:38 PM

@Jaymalls

So bullying is nature, but butt-fucking isn’t? Tell that to my dog.

By: Dave

06.10.2011 @ 4:55 PM

@jaymalls is a troll #FACT

By: Hair Down, Glasses On

06.10.2011 @ 5:02 PM

Thanks for the #FACT hashtag, Jaymalls, that cleared it up for me. Otherwise I would’ve thought your post was just the diarrhetic ramblings of a retarded bigot.

By: Prick Top

06.10.2011 @ 5:47 PM

An anus.

By: Mainer

06.10.2011 @ 6:10 PM

As offensive as these comments are supposedly are, they are his opinion and he is entitled to it. I mean fags expect everyone to accept them prancing around in drag and being as flamboyant as possible, but someone spouting their opinion is too much? Completely agree with the sentiment that if they are taking a dick in their ass, they should be able to take a joke. Also, this bullying bullshit is too much. It is the biggest waste of fucking time ever. Kids should be taught to respect everyone, but this attempt to end meanness is pointless and counter-productive. Why don’t we spend half the bully prevention time on teaching these kids to toughen up a little and not be such pussies? Yes it’s awful that gays have committed suicide, but shouldn’t a related discussion center around the fact that no person’s words should ever spur you to take your own life. The real world is tough. People talk shit. People will “bully” you. Fucking deal with it like the rest of humanity has for it’s entire history.

By: RomanCandle

06.10.2011 @ 7:04 PM

Jaymalls is half-right…as long as there are strong people and weak people, the strong people will pick on the weak people. It sucks, but that’s life.

Of course, so is butt-fucking, so there’s that.

By: Forever Man

06.11.2011 @ 2:50 AM

Being gay is only a weakness if you make it a weakness.

Being Black used to be a “weakness.” Then they went all “Black Power” and “Black is Beautiful” militant and scared the ever loving shit out of people. Now being black means you rob banks, or something. I haven’t quite caught on yet.

The important thing I’m trying to say is, bullies bully based on weakness, and its only a weakness if you let it be a weakness. You take what people fuck with you with, and either change it or accept that shit 200%. Anti-bullying commercials don’t stop bullying; the real answer is ass-whoopings and mockery.

A bully wont stop being a bully until you bust his ass on the playground in front of the whole campus.

Wait, what are we talking about?

By: katie

06.11.2011 @ 10:38 AM

Firstly, I have NEVER found this guy funny, and have even asked my friends if there something wrong with me? I know he over the years, has quite a temper, and has offended many. Take it like it is; he is an idiot!

By: Justin

06.11.2011 @ 1:48 PM

To everyone who said it wasn’t funny: How do you know? I’m not seeing a video, hearing audio, or even reading a transcript–it’s a description OF the rant. Think of a great standup act, then try to summarize it. How funny is your summary?

By: V-Dub is out of gas

06.11.2011 @ 4:14 PM

Tracy Morgan was wrong about one thing. Clearly just because they can take a dick up their ass, this hand-wringing and gasps of vapours from the gay crowd just proves they can’t take a joke. At least the government didn’t step in and fine him like they tend to do in Canada when you offend a lesbian.

By: SMUT

06.13.2011 @ 2:50 PM

There’s only one way to solve bullying. Stock up on guns, lock your school down, and procede to blow the brains outta any whimpering P.O.S that comes into eye-sight.

By: rafaelverolla

06.13.2011 @ 5:19 PM

@Justin : so, saying that you might murder your homossexual son its funny, as long as u use a funny voice to do so. I dont see how that is true.

By: Justin

06.13.2011 @ 9:52 PM

@rafaelverolla: I don’t see how it’s true, either. That’s why I’d have to hear audio or see video. All I’m saying is that there are few subjects (if any) that are so sacrosanct that it’s not possible to be funny about it. To me, anyway.

By: Ric The Real Stooge

06.17.2011 @ 1:24 AM

i was a huge fan of Tracey Morgan starting with SNL and all the way through to 30 rock. They he says stupid shit like this…. Well tracey you have lost a fan (and a fan who spent money on 30 rock dvd’s, snl dvd’s and i bought your book but never again). Just so you know I am not gay myself but I was still hugely offended by this (and my site is offensive as [www.dailystooge.com]) so go die in a fire.