"How was your game, dear?" asked Jack's wife, Tracy
"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went," he answered.
"But you're 75 years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"
"But he's 85 and doesn't play golf anymore," protested Jack.
"But he's got perfect eyesight. He would watch for the ball for you," Tracy pointed out.
The next day, Jack teed off, with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.
"Do you see it?" asked Jack.
"Yup," Scott answered.
"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.
"I forgot."

"Im not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance...she leaned over and pushed me."

Kowalski, fresh out of the accounting school, went to an interview for a well-paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, and then asked him, "What is three times seven?"
"Twenty-two," Kowalski replied.
After he left, he double-checked it on his calculator and realised he wouldn't get the job.
About two weeks later, he got a letter that said he was hired for the job! He was not one to look at a gift horse in the mouth, but was still curious.
The next day, Kowalski went in and asked why he got the job, even though he got such a simple question wrong. The boss shrugged and said, "Well, you were the closest."