7. Drive Angry (2011)

If awkward sex scenes are a trend in movies, then you should know that Nicholas Cage has at least one under his belt without even seeing Drive Angry. Let’s face it, that living ode to overacting and bad career decisions was going to get to it eventually. Thankfully, he delivered one of the all time great ludicrous sex scenes in Drive Angry. Playing a vengeful driver from hell, Cage decides to take a break from the carnage halfway through to spend some sleazy motel time with a special lady who he just met. However, since this is a ludicrous Nic Cage vehicle he decides to consummate their new love fully dressed with sunglasses while smoking a cigar. Then to make things even nuttier, Cage also kills a few bad guys without breaking his sexual stride. It’s one of those sequences you have to see to believe, perpetrated by an actor who has dedicated his entire career to such things, even when he was blissfully unaware of it.

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