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Because thats basically what the program is. I really wanted to like it: I like Whedon and Marvel: it seems like my dream show. But the dialogue has unfunny one-liners shoehorned in every possible moment at the expense of character, the actors are beautiful at the expense of ability, and the antagonists are shitty offcuts from the movies at the expense of drawing from the rich history of the comics.

Because thats basically what the program is. I really wanted to like it: I like Whedon and Marvel: it seems like my dream show. But the dialogue has unfunny one-liners shoehorned in every possible moment at the expense of character, the actors are beautiful at the expense of ability, and the antagonists are shitty offcuts from the movies at the expense of drawing from the rich history of the comics.

WTF is this rank?

wowbrow wrote:Because thats basically what the program is. I really wanted to like it: I like Whedon and Marvel: it seems like my dream show. But the dialogue has unfunny one-liners shoehorned in every possible moment at the expense of character, the actors are beautiful at the expense of ability, and the antagonists are shitty offcuts from the movies at the expense of drawing from the rich history of the comics.

Testicles

How clean and male model looking Agent ward was through out the episode really annoyed me. Even after the fire fight in the jungle, neither him or the team had any dirt on them. I was like, "This show should be on the CW".

wowbrow wrote:Because thats basically what the program is. I really wanted to like it: I like Whedon and Marvel: it seems like my dream show. But the dialogue has unfunny one-liners shoehorned in every possible moment at the expense of character, the actors are beautiful at the expense of ability, and the antagonists are shitty offcuts from the movies at the expense of drawing from the rich history of the comics.

Testicles

How clean and male model looking Agent ward was through out the episode really annoyed me. Even after the fire fight in the jungle, neither him or the team had any dirt on them. I was like, "This show should be on the CW".

WTF is this rank?

Supersoldier Washout wrote:How clean and male model looking Agent ward was through out the episode really annoyed me. Even after the fire fight in the jungle, neither him or the team had any dirt on them. I was like, "This show should be on the CW".

Want annoying? NCIS LA, Deaks has teeth pulled forcibly under torture. When he was at the office at the end of the episode, his teeth were perfect.

WTF is this rank?

Supersoldier Washout wrote:How clean and male model looking Agent ward was through out the episode really annoyed me. Even after the fire fight in the jungle, neither him or the team had any dirt on them. I was like, "This show should be on the CW".

Want annoying? NCIS LA, Deaks has teeth pulled forcibly under torture. When he was at the office at the end of the episode, his teeth were perfect.

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

wowbrow wrote:Because thats basically what the program is. I really wanted to like it: I like Whedon and Marvel: it seems like my dream show. But the dialogue has unfunny one-liners shoehorned in every possible moment at the expense of character, the actors are beautiful at the expense of ability, and the antagonists are shitty offcuts from the movies at the expense of drawing from the rich history of the comics.

Testicles

I really wish they had brought back Hydra as antagonists for the show but I am guessing they are saving them for the movies. They could also use HAMMER, Ultimatum, AIM or the Hand as well. If this show lasts more than one season or a few episodes hopefully things can improve.

YOU WILL NEED A NURSE

wowbrow wrote:Because thats basically what the program is. I really wanted to like it: I like Whedon and Marvel: it seems like my dream show. But the dialogue has unfunny one-liners shoehorned in every possible moment at the expense of character, the actors are beautiful at the expense of ability, and the antagonists are shitty offcuts from the movies at the expense of drawing from the rich history of the comics.

Testicles

I really wish they had brought back Hydra as antagonists for the show but I am guessing they are saving them for the movies. They could also use HAMMER, Ultimatum, AIM or the Hand as well. If this show lasts more than one season or a few episodes hopefully things can improve.