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Has been postponed until tomorrow 11/15/15 due to my rl work schedule. I have to be up at 3am to work a grandopening (almost 60 hrs this week so far, Im manager and must be there). We will have it…Read more →

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We hope you feel better. I know how you feel. Girl Scout Tina talked and talked and talked one night and we couldn't get to sleep till.. gosh... 4 o'clock in the morning! Then Girl Scout Hilda puked all over her bunkbed and it dribbled down to my bed. Then I puked from the stinky ickie ewwwie pewwwie and then Girl Scout Wilma peeed her pants from laughing so hard which woke up Girl Scout Layla who punched Girl Scout WIlma for waking her up. Girl Scout Wilma flung her pants at Girl Scout Layla and smacked her right in the face. Girl Scout Layla went to the kitchen and got some cookie dough and started making dough balls and threw them at Girl Scout Wilma. Girl Scout Wilma then got really pissed (laughs at own joke) and went to the kitchen and got a jar of honey and opened it up and threw it towards Girl Scout Layla and some of it spattered on Girl Scout Tina. Well right then and there things stood still. I don't know if you know Girl Scout Tina real well but when she gets mad best thing to do is run fast and far. She turns into an Ogre! So most of us ran to our boat and hid there. Eventually we fell asleep but woke up because Girl Scout Trixie and Girl Scout Leona were puking from being seasick. Girl Scout Layla slipped and fell in the ickie ewwwwie pewwwwie and here we go again. I got out of there real fast and sneaked into a room at the inn in Skara Brea.Is that like a grandopening? I don't know what that is.

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