Can you feel the slut coming on already?

A reader sent me this video where a young woman guides you on doing your own make-up.

The commentary, while inappropriate at times for children (don’t say I didn’t warn you), is pretty darn funny. The host says things like “Can you feel the slut coming on already” and “blue eye shadow will get you laid three to four times an hour.”

A pair of breasts and a pulse can get you laid three to four times an hour… On a side note, do women “get laid”. To “get” implies you are obtaining something you have pursued. For women, finding sexual partners is like falling off a log.

Yes it will, Kristi. If a woman really does indeed want to get laid 3 to 4 times an hour, all she has to do is ask. She will do just fine without makeup if she is already attractive. Of course, a lot of guys will think a person like that is way too good to be true and will want to know what the catch is.

And if she isn’t all that attractive, she also could simply ask. Because really, it’s not the makeup that guys really care about. Attractive or not, they want to be sure that they’re having a good time with a nice person who won’t infect them and who won’t steal from them, embarrass them, harass them, or do anything else to make him regret having ever met her.