fireice99 wrote:Leah: Ooh, Emmett, you are one fiiine piece of vampire, with all those muscles. Mmm, mmm, I could get lost in your arms for hours. Cuz, ya know, even though I don't get my period anymore, I still got hormones and I am BURNIN' UP for you, babay!

Jasper<3 wrote:Edward: Bella, I think you need to lose some weight. You're looking a little chunky...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jacob: Edward, is that a new cologne? You smell really good!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Carlisle: Mmmmmm Bella, you smell really good! How about we go to my library where nobody can hear your screams? ....i mean so I can teach you medical stuff!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rosalie: Jacob, I love you.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bella: Jacob, I bet you'd taste good!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jasper: MUFFINS!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Bella: Hey Alice, wanna go shopping?Alice: Nah, Im not in the mood~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Emmett: Mike, do you believe in love at first sight? Cuz i do. *stares at mike*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mike: Edward is a BABE!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Billy: (to Carlisle) Did ever know that you're my heroooo, and everything I would like to be?I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Emmett: Emmettlicious (Emmettlicious)Yeah you look deliciousAnd I may be suspicious You thought I was fictitiousI blow kisses (mwahhahaha)We arm wrestle on rocks, rocksAnd they be lining down the block just to test what I got (four, tres, two, uno)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jasper: Blood just isn't appealing anymore.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Thats all i got for now

the Emmettlicious idea was origionally mine but my friend made the lyrics. her username is chach if you want to pm her

Billy: Hey Charlie, want to go for a run?Charlie: I'll race ya!........................Alice: Hey edward what are you planning on doing tonight?.......................Edward: I'm going to go hang out at Sam's house, be back later Bella!Bella: Don't forget your lunch hunny! *throws a mountain lion after him*......................Jasper: Hey, Bella, how ya feeling today?

lol those are funny! Ill be your best friend too!

Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Carlisle:(while doing surgery): You get the BEST of both worlds!!

Jasper<3 wrote:Emmett: (to Bella): I hope you die!!!*Edward appears out of nowhere and growls*Emmett: Sheesh, Edward, we're just playing Super Mario!

I literally LOLd at that! I wish I could come up with something for this!

Yay! More people like me!! (My friends would never believe this!)

Carlisle: Because tomorrow's another day, but im thirsty anyway, so bring on the rain!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Mike: You know, Ive seriously been thinking about beating Cullen up after school. I can take him!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Emmett: Rose has really let herself go lately.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Edward and Alice are staring at battleship boards) *complete silence*Edward: Damn it Alice! You sunk my battleship!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Esme: Our house is too big!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Alice walks up to Jacob wearing plaid and polka dots)Alice: I CANT SEE!!!! GO AWAY!!!!!Jacob: Is that why you're wearing that?Alice: No, its Cullen clash day.*Carlisle walks by in the same thing as Alice*Jacob: Ohhhhhh

Edward: Jessica, all this time I was just using Bella as a way to get to you. Now come to me, my love, and you can feed me while I rest my head in your glorious lap.Jessica: *swoon*

Bella: I have a confession to make, Jacob.Jacob: What is it?Bella: You know what, I decided that this whole Vampire thing is overrated. I'm really into werewolves instead.Jacob: Really?Bella: Yes. That's why I've decided I'm in love with Embry!

Edward: Yo Bells, I think its time you did something for me? Ya know? I'm always scooping you up from ya crib and takin' you out, so don't ya think I deserve something in return?Bella:...um...i guess?Edward: Iight then. Hook me up wit yo fly friend Angela yo.Bella:...what about Ben?Edward: Yo, shorty, did I ask you about Ben?Bella: Well I suppose you didn't.