Watching a bone-white German shepherd suckle three Siberian tiger cubs might feel a little bit like getting a glimpse of some apocalyptic message that Mother Nature is trying to send us — "Earth is decaying like a box of strawberries you bought at a farmer's market and forgot about in the back of the fridge — stop driving your cars half a mile to buy pints of Ben & Jerry's at the 7 Eleven!" It's also like looking at something completely adorable and wishing really hard that your dog brought home some tiger cubs one day in a little basket with a bow and a note that read, "4 You, With Luv -Dog" in perfect calligraphy.