I’ve washed my hair two minutes after rinsing the shampoo. Plus, who doesn’t like looking at their younger, better-looking selves? Or maybe Dinda wanted to update me on her family. The message said that “Dinda sent you photos on Tagged. Below that message was a link. Dinda’s photos, otherwise click No.

But you have to click! Yes” or “No” tabs in the e-mail. See the five websites to avoid. I’m deathly afraid of it. No need to shoot them beach pics. See “10 Social Networking Apps. I thought I declined that absurd request, but somewhere along the line I remember clicking Yes, thinking it was part of the registration process.

At no time did I intentionally click on anything that gave Tagged the right to spam my contacts. That’s when I realized this was shady. I shut it down, but it was too late. What is this Tagged stuff? Thanks for the headshot, jackass.

See “The Downside of Friends: Facebook’s Hacking Problem. Tagged had spammed their entire contact list. Tagged victims, dating back to 2007. But the scam is red-hot now. Spread the word: Tagged stinks! Facebook friend the same day. The Better Business Bureau’s grade for Tagged: a big fat F.