Article cites three cases of sneezing attacks causing fatal accidents.
Clearly federal sneezing regulations are called for to stem this epidemic.
I recommend we start with sneezing guidelines and quickly work our way up to issuing sneezing permits and licenses. They will be available at the nearest Obamacare office, but will take 18 months to process and issue. In the meantime, it’s highly recommended you DO NOT SNEEZE or you will suffer painful penalty payments and one of the newly hired 10,000 IRS sneezing agents will garnish your wages if you don’t pay.