C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me, I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. After a short pause the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat takes off his suit, his shoes, and everything else, and discovers he is a natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes, in horror, that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. at al Coda. He was never released, and wound up on the staff.

Ray Jenkins

From:Gold Canyon Az. U.S.A.

Posted 12 Sep 2017 9:25 pm

Sorry, I don't understand exactly what you have presented.Can you please tab it for me?_________________Steeling is still legal in Arizona

Dan Robinson

From:Colorado, USA

Posted 13 Sep 2017 8:13 pm

Ray Jenkins wrote:

Sorry, I don't understand exactly what you have presented.Can you please tab it for me?