Metal Reviews, Interviews and General Angryness

"Apostate are one of the Ukraine’s oldest doom bands, but have only released one full-length prior to Time of Terror. Forming in 1993, they suffered a series of splits before eventually reforming this millennium to release 2010’s Trapped in a Sleep." Old band, new lineup, no producer?[Give in to your anger...]

"Today’s metal underground is more complex than ever. The Internet has opened up every time period and obscure scene for both exploration and exploitation, resulting in genres and subgenres spliced apart, hybridized, fused with non-metal elements, and shat out in an accelerating vortex of name-your-price Bandcamp zip files and ostensibly enthusiastic blog posts that seem to proclaim every half-assed side project as the best thing since Black Sabbath." Why, we'd never![Give in to your anger...]

"Being that I had money and nothing else to do, I purchased the sophomore release [Katun] of Mexican blackened-death metallers Hacavitz." Money and idle hands lead to poor musical choices. Always.[Give in to your anger...]

"The classic 80s metal sound will never go away, because bands like Enforcer still live, breathe and eat that stuff. Their entire career has been spent chasing the closest approximation to early 80s speed metal as humanly possible and when they nail it, it stays pretty damn nailed." It's time for your required dose of old school metal, so open up and say...Enforcer![Give in to your anger...]

"So, do you know anything about techno? What you’re about to read is a review of an album as far removed from metal as anything that ever appeared on Angry Metal Guy. There are only two, minor and farfetched at that, connections between Finland’s Tähtiportti and metal." Admit it, you like techno. Bats and ants and bats and ants![Give in to your anger...]

"Hailing from the Czech Republic, Pandemia is a bit like the death metal equivalent of Everybody Loves Raymond; it's been around a while appeared alongside plenty of important things, but you've never met anyone who really knows much about it. Maybe you've run across it once and stuck around for a few minutes, but something else caught your attention pretty quickly." But everybody LOVES Raymond! War metal, maybe not so much these days.[Give in to your anger...]

"Syn Ze Şase Tri is a Romanian band hailing from from—no joke—Transylvania, and whose material I had the pure luck to discover by my naïve dedication to trying to review everything that ever landed in my mailbox back in the early days. The band's first record, Între două lumi, was the victim of brutal mastering job which rendered the mp3s I received in the promotional material unlistenable. " Will these Carpathian creepers have the aural bite to win AMG's love this time around?[Give in to your anger...]

"Do you like post-metal? Do you like sludge? What about Rosetta? Soundclips of men with Scottish accents? Finally, do you have 72 minutes to kill? If, dear reader, you answered yes to three out of those five questions, then you would be obliged to take my hand as I journey through Izah's gargantuan debut Sistere." Ach, it's like Scotchtoberfest around hea![Give in to your anger...]

"New York City is the new home of French black metal. No, I'm not entirely fucking with you. Hear me out... back in 2013, Madam X reviewed Goliath, Imperial Triumphant's two-song EP, and it impressed quite a number of us here at the offices of Angry Metal Guy. All of that is a moot point, for as promising as Goliath was, nobody was prepared for the ingenuity, the murkiness, and the sheer WTF Factor that their sophomore full-length, Abyssal Gods, would bestow onto our jaded ears." New York City always had a significant WTF Factor.[Give in to your anger...]

"As loyal AMG readers might have noticed by now, I am a sucker for awesome song and album titles. This weakness occasionally factors into which bands I choose to review. As far as band names go, Bad Guys is pretty fucking weak (and definitely not to be confused with Bad Dudes). However, if that is the name your band is stuck with, you can't possibly top Bad Guynecology as an album title. It's brilliant. Sign me up." Mr. Fisting signs up for a lot of things on impulse. Remember that "make your own pruno" class? That should have learned him. [Give in to your anger...]