During his campaign, President-Elect Donald Trump made the promise to bring back America’s coal industry from its recent decline caused by an increase in renewable energy. Every major news outlet claimed that it would be impossible to bring back those jobs and ineffective to try. According to sources close to the North Pole, Trump’s questionable … Continue reading →

Christmas time is here, and for the first time since Reagan, people are starting to actually give a darn about the fact that Christ is right there in the title. I think I can speak for all of us when I say THANK GOD. Christians won the battle for Christmas and we deserve a pat … Continue reading →

Christmas is right around the corner, and it’s time to start wrapping presents! For some of us last minute gift buyers, we’re panicked about what to get our elusive dad! Never fear, the Misnomer has some hot gift ideas for dad for this Christmas. A deep muscle massage from you and your siblings Dad has … Continue reading →

UW Madison is offering a course this upcoming semester called “The Problem of Whiteness,” which has been met with substantial resistance from the state legislature of Wisconsin. There is a threat from the legislature that offering the course will lead to a funding cut for the University of Wisconsin, and there are demands that the course is … Continue reading →

Students walking to and from parties and other social engagements Saturday evening saw several sad lights on in the upper floors of Van Hise, according to eyewitness accounts. Somewhere between three and five windows remained lighted on the upper floors of the looming building at 11:45 p.m., prompting witnesses to ruminate on what poor, hapless souls … Continue reading →

Meteorologists have discovered that seasonal depression is the cause of the recent trend of cold rainy Wednesdays that have been occurring throughout recent months. Wednesday reportedly has been struggling with lethargy and a lack of motivation since early October and received this diagnosis after agreeing to meet with a meteorologist. “Yeah, Wednesday’s really been bringing … Continue reading →

Earlier today plans were made public announcing the opening of the nation’s first gluten free, organic strip club. While the site details are still in the approval process, the club’s owner Joe Goodale has big plans for the business. “De-Floured,” as Goodale has named it, will be an FDA certified, organic, gluten free, gentleman’s club; … Continue reading →

Students in attendance at an Econ 101 lecture found themselves feeling unusually non-patronized today after their professor experienced an “earth-shattering epiphany.” Professor Carice D. Nicholson, a tenured member of UW’s Department of Economics and a 20-year veteran of Econ 101, looked at her 9:30 a.m. class and could not bring herself to call her students … Continue reading →

Struggling to formulate new ideas to combat the ever-rising threat of heart disease, members of the American Heart Association made the decision to endorse Wendy’s Taco Salad claiming that it would be the “gateway food” for healthy eating. “The Taco Salad is a genius food item,” said Henry Maple, the Association’s spokesperson, “Just look at … Continue reading →

Last week, a protest in response to Donald Trump’s election as the 45th President of the United States, marched on downtown Madison. The protest addressed frustration with the result of the presidential election, especially in light of Trump’s multiple demeaning remarks about women, immigrants, African Americans, and Muslims. Around 2,500 people, many of whom are students … Continue reading →