What May Sweeps is to May, TVLine’s May Sweeps Scorecard is to May Sweeps: in a word, essential! Same as last year, the Scorecard is jam-packed with Sweeps spoilers and, as an added, titillating-to-the nth degree bonus, season finale spoilers, too! But these aren’t your run-of-the-mill teasers. Not in the least. Many of them are shrouded in mystery, affording you the opportunity to guess at the “whos” that will be doing all the “whats” that are itemized in the chart.

Before you dive in, one hint: Everything that’s listed below happens to a series regular or a recurring character (no one-off guest stars allowed) on a broadcast network show (i.e. ABC, CBS, Fox, NBC, The CW).

One more hint: As Sweeps nears, the chart will be updated time and again, with blanks filled in when intel leaks and new question marks added. (Asterisk quizzes are also a possibility… if you ask nicely. And remember, only events that take place in May are listed below. In other words, the imminent birth of Booth and Brennan’s kid is not Scorecard-eligible.)

OK, now you can scroll down and behold the awesomeness that is The Second Annual TVLine May Sweeps Scorecard!

Number of couples having sex for the first time: At least 6
1. AIRED April 26: Jackson and April/Grey’s Anatomy
2. AIRED May 7: Castle and Beckett/Castle [BLIND ITEM!]
3. AIRED May 7: Ivy and Dev/Smash
4. AIRED May 14: Wade and Zoe/Hart of Dixie5. AIRED May 15: Will and Emma/Glee
6. AIRED May 15: Jake and Addison/Private Practice

Number of shocking pregnancies: At least 3
1. AIRED May 11: Olivia/Fringe2.AIRED May 23: Gloria/Modern Family
3. AIRED May 23: Fauxmanda/Revenge

Number of people giving birth: At least 3
1. AIRED May 13: Julie/Desperate Housewives
2. AIRED May 14: Lily and Marshall/How I Met Your Mother3. AIRED May 15: Amelia/Private Practice

Number of couples reuniting: At least 11
1. AIRED May 8: Carrie and Al/Unforgettable
2.AIRED May 10: Elena and Stefan/The Vampire Diaries
3. AIRED May 10: Dwight and Angela/The Office
4. AIRED May 10: Cristina and Owen/Grey’s Anatomy
5. AIRED May 13: Tom and Lynette/Desperate Housewives
6. AIRED May 13: Rumplestiltskin and Belle (in Storybrooke)/Once Upon a Time
7. AIRED May 13: Snow White and Prince Charming (in Storybrooke)/Once Upon a Time
8. AIRED May 14: Ted and Victoria/How I Met Your Mother
9. AIRED May 14: Bart and Lily/Gossip Girl
10. AIRED May 15: Naomi and Max/90210
11. AIRED May 23: Jack and Fauxmanda/Revenge

Number of breakups/divorces: At least 11
1. AIRED May 6: Tom and Jane/Desperate Housewives
2. AIRED May 8: Schmidt and CeCe/New Girl
3. AIRED May 8: Kristin and Kyle/Last Man Standing
4. AIRED May 14: George and Lemon/Hart of Dixie
5. AIRED May 14: Dan and Blair/Gossip Girl
6. AIRED May 14: Rufus and Lily/Gossip Girl
7. AIRED May 15: Annie and Caleb/90210
8. AIRED May 15: Beiste and Cooter/Glee9. AIRED May 17: Jack and Avery/30 Rock10. AIRED May 22: Rachel and Finn/Glee11. AIRED May 23: Daniel and Emily/Revenge

i asked the same thing last week when i actually thot he was dead, but i guess he wasnt. also how did we not know he died last week when he was stabbed (although this week is a continuation) but “we” “know billy is a possible fatality. smh

And Gideon was a pretty big factor in the story, as were the two characters (Asimov and his son Max) who were killed in Missing last week. And Victor Newman on Missing was the show’s ultimate villain. But a WINE GLASS counts as a fatality?

And we’ve got Percy and Roan from Nikita biting the dust last night; with Ryan being named the new head of Division and the rest of Team Nikita helping him; which means we have some new additions to the “Career Change” column as well

Teddy dosen’t hate Owen anymore..and Owen isn’t really mad at Teddy, She just got to him on a bad day..They are becoming friends again..BUT Owen is not going sleep with Teddy. Owen already messed up by cheating. Feels horrible, Him and Cristina kinda made up… He loves her, I’m pretty sure he’s made that clear. “love of my life”… I think people think Teddy has no respect for Cristina at all or Owen for that matter…I believe they’ve moved on from all of them ‘feelings’ from Season 6..Teddy wants to be loved like Henry loved her, not second to someone else.. It’s amazing how a promo shows them hugging and people think they’re hooking up..Friends can’t hug in the fear that there friends and loved ones might be dead?….everyone needs a hug after news like that…. I think people need to chill..and pay attention. No signs at all of them hooking up..If anyones been reading Shonda’s interviews..They’ll see Cristina and Owen are still endgame.. With Sandra Oh, staying on this show.. They will be together.