Baby’s First B-Masters Cabal Roundtable

It was during Roundtable #4: Review All Monsters that Teleport City was invited to join this illustrious group of cult film luminaries. With such a grand opportunity presented to me, of course I would use it to champion what was, until the release of Godzilla: Final Wars, generally considered to be Godzilla’s worst moment.

But first, Ichiro must dream, dream, dream himself away to sweet monster Island, where Minya introduces him to an unimpressed Godzilla, who would rather swat airplanes out of the sky than talk to his stupid son’s nerdy friends.