I can’t see what possible good those shoes would be for stomping out brush fires. The heels are FAR too thin and sharp. But I do like some of the other suggested uses…. “Durn, my beer’s empty. Stick your foot up here and open me another one. Oh, and on your way back from the cooler, why don’t you stomp on those pesky fire ants….)

Oh come on, guys, give the poor man a break! He did it for ME!!
BG, you are a man after my own heart.. you give me shoes. So what, if they are impractical? They are still shoes..
Now, remember, you are to send me a beautiful pair of red Pradas for Xmas and another pair for my birthday.. not high heels, but medium ones.. a size 5 would do perfectly.
You have been given ample time to delve into that nest egg of your’s.

Fast and Furious 6 will be featuring women in these shoes, both modding and driving the cars…

Classic Scenes:
Macho Guy: “You should stick that shoe to the passenger door. Would make a cool sticker.”
Lady in shoes: “Or, I could stick it up your and give you heartburn…”

Two guys, commenting on a lady driving whilst wearing these shoes.
Guy 1: “wooh, she’s burning rubber for good here…”
Guy 2: “…and by the looks of those shoes, she’s probably burning her throttle pedal as well…”