Our Hearts Are Full Of It

Thank you so much to the people who contributed Rejected Hearts per my request on my own rejected hearts post last week! I hope I included all of them. You are all a bunch of very disturbed individuals, and I’m happy (and, quite frankly, a little bit frightened) to know you. (Thanks also to my friend Peejaye for his rather colorful hearts that I didn’t have the nerve to post.)

I laughed out loud at two, but I’m only going to admit to the bifocal beer goggles making me snort, mainly because I’ve told lots of people about you now, so you’re not just my guilty pleasure anymore. [A girl has to maintain some dirty little secrets]

Hey, you’re not just my guilty pleasure is kinda good for a rejected heart…depending on the inflection it’s a compliment or well….not….

What? “long blue tail 4U” was an AVATAR reference, “Lint Licker” was something I stole from a tv ad, and “twitter twat” is a new brand of potato snack, (so i’m told). get your mind outta the gutter, wendi.