Yesterday was a very productive day. So very productive. I did the normal workout with a side of extra brutal. Seriously. The bonus round at the end was 50 regular squats and 50 pushups. As fast as possible. I think the whole workout, with warm-up and bonus round, took less than 35 minutes. So much extra brutal it hurt my feelings.

After workout, it was time for my bank run for Jesus. It was raining and the bank was pretty empty, so not too bad for my second workout of the day.

And then it was time for eggs. Glorious egg burritos.

After breakfast, I headed to the studio to start printing postcards. I got the background done on 80 cards. And then I printed a card for Crackoline Clifton Monte Carlo. She’s been having a shitty couple of months and then, as if it weren’t bad enough, Mr. Trouser (her familiar) died out of the blue.

So, I printed this card for her:

Team Trouser 4 Life.

Sad business.

To shake off the blues a little bit, Bad Lip Reading just released a new NFL video. Enjoy…

After printing, I waited around to see if I had work to do. When that fell through, I took off my pants and settled in to get some housework done. And I went to bed so ridiculously early. It was awesome.

Today, after workout and eggs, I plan on knocking out some more postcards. Hopefully the ink from yesterday has dried enough to print on top of it. I’m going to attempt a “I Hope You Die” card and a “Thanks For Nothing” card. Maybe “Happy Birthday” and “Have a Shitty Birthday” too. Hopefully I’ll be able to get to making some buttons for the derby team as well.

Speaking of derby. They are having a pancake breakfast tomorrow (Saturday, January 24, 2015) from 8-10am at Applebee’s. Five bucks gets you all the pancakes you can tolerate. I’ll be there as soon as I get done working out. Which you are welcome to join in with as well. Just let me know as soon as humanly possible.