Tila Tequila was attacked at a concert. The details of the incident are disturbing, but atypically for Tila controversies, actually accurate. Mostly.

Kim Kardashian opened up about sex tapes, feuded with Paris Hilton, and acted like a complete hypocrite about her weight and Playboy spread.

Laurence Fishburne is apparently done with Montana Fishburne. She sure isn't done with her porn career, though. Or with posing nearly naked.

Dr. Laura Schlessinger will be leaving radio after a racial flap. Not to worry, though. Sarah Palin has her back. And no grasp of the Constitution.

Meanwhile, Jon Stewart wonders if Fox News isn't really a terrorist command center. Do we really know? You never can tell with these people ...

The most controversial of this week's new couples.

Couples watch: Jesse James and Kat Von D are an item; Abby Elliott and Fred Armisen are dating; John Sala is dating Vienna Girardi for some reason; Jason Toohey is Jenny McCarthy's new man; Kristin Cavallari and Doug Reinhardt may be together; Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge are back on!