Your weekly Crap round up!

Creepy Tooth Thing from a KC Goodwill is the only one who understands me.

For decades, the words “round up” have been the official American term for that first meeting of kids, parents, and public-school teachers: The kindergarten round up, with the words usually in that ropey ol’ fake-lasso handwriting. But no more! From now until time shudders to a stop, “round up” shall also apply to weekly summations of Alan Scherstuhl’s online Crap archiving and other whatnot!

This week I spewed forth:

Studies in Crap: “‘We must always be on guard against fire'” & other phrases you probably won’t need on your trip to Korea,” at the Kansas City Pitch and the Village Voice.