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Stress is when you wake up Screamingand realize you haven't Fallen Asleep Yet

This funny saying is on a black painted worn finish sign with applied white lettering. The sign measures 4x14 inches.

Signs are made of ½ inch mdf, a wood building material which won't warp or crack. The material is smooth, without knots and makes for a much nicer finished sign.

Each sign is cut to shape and painted with acrylic paint and sanded. The design is then added, each individually and each is a little different. A final top coat of a catalyzed varnish is applied and the sign is ready to go. Key-hole slots are cut in the back for hanging on a nail or screw. The sign slides onto the nail or screw and fits flat against the wall.

This adorable sign arrived on time and as described--although it's actually even better in person! My mother loved it as a birthday present. It has been neatly handcrafted--I could still smell the paint!--and far surpasses any sign like this that you might buy at a regular store. Going the Etsy route and buying from a real person, an independent artisan, wins again. Worth every penny.

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1 - 2 weeks

Shipping..... Items will be shipped First Class or Priority Mail. As signs are made fresh for your order, please allow 1-2 weeks for purchase to be made before being shipped. Business Days are weekdays Mondays - Fridays, not Weekends or Holidays.

Items shipped out of the US will be shipped International First Class. Please allow 2-3 weeks for purchase to be made before being shipped. It can take 4-8 weeks for an international order to reach its destination.

Every item is shipped with Delivery Confirmation and once the package is scanned and the Post Office accepts the package, seller is not responsible for the time it takes for the package to be delivered.

Custom or VAT fees are the responsibility of the buyer. First Class International Mail can take from 4-8 weeks to arrive at its destination.

Payment..... I accept Paypal and am set up to accept credit card payments through Etsy's Direct Checkout. MD sales tax applied to all MD purchases.

Returns & exchanges

Returns..... I do accept returns. Buyer will be refunded the purchase price less shipping charges. Buyer is responsible for return shipping. Item must be returned within seven days in its original condition. No return will be accepted without prior agreement. However, there are no returns on custom and personalized items.