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I am a stay at home mom to 4 kids, 14,10,8,& 4. I am a bit high strung and not proud of it. I like things to be clean. I yell a lot. I am a sort of jack of all trades, master of none. I am honest, don't like getting old, wish I was cooler than I am. I am sucker for celebrity gossip, good raunchy jokes and overpriced skin care.

Therapy Disclaimer

I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.

So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.

Thanks Drowsey Monkey!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

I love meeting new people out here in the blogosphere. I have met some of the most awesome people and they just keep coming! Amelia Bedelia (my all- time favorite books when I was a kid, by the way!!!) and her sister, Jill jill bo bill are two funny gals that I have recently crossed paths with. They've been leaving me comment love and, as is my customary repertoire, I visited their sites and caught up on their archives.

I actually love you more! Thanks so much for the kudos. Amelia of course, got first choice. She also probably was doing the peeping tom thing she is so notorious for. Man, what she won't do for popularity..........

Hey Girl! Twitter is fun- it's just like one or 2 lines whenver you feel like telling people what you're doing right then or what ur thinking. I keep Twitter.com on my favorites bar and just check in a few times a day to see what my friends are up to. Your own tweets show up on your blog and people may chose to "follow "you.

I told ya'll I was a freak... yes, my house always looks like that- yes kids live here- they are well trained because they know I'm nuts- no, the dog TOTALLY NOT allowed anywhere but the kitchen and basement. I'm hoping to train him like the kids, if not- he may be out on his ass! What do you think about this comment thing- does it make any difference- not much, but what the hell!

I love meeting new people on the blogosphere too, thanks for stopping by my blog to introduce yourself. I added you to my blogroll so I can stop by once in awhile and catch up with you. BTW, Love your living room...colors, style, everything!

oh my gosh that's almost spooky ~ you all were destined or karma'd or w/e ~ the couch/blog colors are very pretty. Color-Coordinated blogging, now that's something we should aspire to, huh? Imagine the possibilities!