12. Ravens (13): They're in good shape from postseason perspective given final three opponents are combined 8-31. But now we question if defense is playoff-ready. Charles LeClaire, Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sport

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12. Ravens (13): They're in good shape from postseason perspective given final three opponents are combined 8-31. But now we question if defense is playoff-ready.
Charles LeClaire, Charles LeClaire-USA TODAY Sport

11. Chargers (11): What better way to celebrate '92 Chargers, the only NFL team to make playoffs after 0-4 start, than by making the playoffs after an 0-4 start? Jake Roth, USA TODAY Sports

NFL Week 15 Power Rankings

11. Chargers (11): What better way to celebrate '92 Chargers, the only NFL team to make playoffs after 0-4 start, than by making the playoffs after an 0-4 start?
Jake Roth, USA TODAY Sports

10. Eagles (5): Just how impressive is Carson Wentz? He played four snaps AFTER tearing his ACL, finishing his season with club record 33rd TD pass in 13th game. Jayne Kamin-Oncea, USA TODAY Sports

NFL Week 15 Power Rankings

10. Eagles (5): Just how impressive is Carson Wentz? He played four snaps AFTER tearing his ACL, finishing his season with club record 33rd TD pass in 13th game.
Jayne Kamin-Oncea, USA TODAY Sports

9. Seahawks (4): Complete season sweep of Rams on Sunday, and they reclaim first place in NFC West with prospect of entering playoffs with conference's best QB. Steve Mitchell, USA TODAY Sports

NFL Week 15 Power Rankings

9. Seahawks (4): Complete season sweep of Rams on Sunday, and they reclaim first place in NFC West with prospect of entering playoffs with conference's best QB.
Steve Mitchell, USA TODAY Sports

8. Falcons (10):After starting 7-5 last season, they made it all the
way to the Super Bowl. Atlanta hasn't, ahem, lost this year, either, since
starting 7-5. Brett Davis, USA TODAY Sports

NFL Week 15 Power Rankings

8. Falcons (10):After starting 7-5 last season, they made it all the
way to the Super Bowl. Atlanta hasn't, ahem, lost this year, either, since
starting 7-5.
Brett Davis, USA TODAY Sports

7. Jaguars (9): A.J. Bouye and Jalen Ramsey have emerged as league's top corner tandem, and no duo can match their 10 combined INTs. We'd just run the ball. Steve Mitchell, USA TODAY Sports

NFL Week 15 Power Rankings

7. Jaguars (9): A.J. Bouye and Jalen Ramsey have emerged as league's top corner tandem, and no duo can match their 10 combined INTs. We'd just run the ball.
Steve Mitchell, USA TODAY Sports

In the spirit of the Christmas season, azcentral sports NFL writer Bob McManaman offers up his share of stocking stuffers and other presents under the tree for each of the NFL’s 32 teams in his weekly power rankings.

“Hey, what do you want for Christmas, little boy?”

Follow him on Twitter @azbobbymac. Last week’s rankings are in parenthesis.

32. (32) Cleveland Browns

You’re already going to get the first overall draft pick next year and blow it. You’ll get nothing and like it! Spalding!

31. (31) New York Giants

I was going to give you the Three Wise Men, but what you really need are three healthy wide receivers, so wait for it. Besides, I don’t think I know three actual wise men.

30. (27) Indianapolis Colts

You get the little Charlie Brown Christmas tree with the broken ornament I was saving for the ex-girlfriend. Hope you enjoy it as much as she would have.

29. (30) Denver Broncos

I’m thinking fruit cake for you. I don’t touch the stuff, so it’s all yours.

28. (25) Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Oh, you’re going to love this, Tampa fans. I give you Jon Gruden as your next head coach. Again. I love that guy!

27. (29) Chicago Bears

I’m from the Chicagoland area originally and I know that it’s cold outside. Instead of that deranged-looking pink onesie Bunny Rabbit outfit from Aunt Clara, I give you a replica copy of whatever the hell that jacket thing is that Steve Bannon wears at every single “pep rally” – or whatever those things are called.

26. (26) Houston Texans

After watching what happened to your poor quarterback, Tom Savage, I’m thinking you need a free refresher course in how to handle the NFL’s concussion protocol. You know, before you get sued!

25. (28) San Francisco 49ers

Hey, you’ve won two games in a row. For that, I give you chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Well done. Ouch!

24. (24) Cincinnati Bengals

I’ve thought about this one a lot. What if I take head coach Marvin Lewis off your hands – he of the 0-7 record in the playoffs during his 15 seasons in the WKRP – and give him to Herm Edwards as the next defensive coordinator for Arizona State? That’s better than the Silver Sow Award, isn’t it, Les Nessman? I thought so.

23. (20) Washington Redskins

Wait, I think I still have some of that fruitcake left.

22. (22) New York Jets

You got shut out by the Broncos. You gained just 100 yards. Quarterback Josh McCown got knocked out of the game twice! I wish I could give you a do-over, but I can’t. Hey, try sticking your tongue on that frozen flag pole over there and see if it sticks.

21. (23) Miami Dolphins

Congrats on that Monday night win over the Patriots. Don’t look into your stocking for a bag of Boston Baked Beans candy, though. No way. You deserve more – like a nice serving set of those funky Moosehead eggnog glasses you see at Christmastime in all of the cool kids’ houses.

20. (14) Oakland Raiders

You guys are bad, so I’m giving you the garage-door code to the cool kids’ houses so you can grab some of those funky Moosehead eggnog glasses. Hey, we never talked. Got it?

19. (21) Arizona Cardinals

You haven’t won two games in a row yet this season. Tell you what. Beat the Redskins this week and I’ll tell the Raiders to swipe you a snow globe. It’s on the house.

18. (18) Buffalo Bills

Speaking of snow, how about a snow blower, Scarecrow? Or, you know, about 20,000 of ’em? You’re welcome. Very fun to watch your game last week. Loved it.

17. (11) Baltimore Ravens

I have three elves on a shelf. Pick one. It’s yours.

16. (17) Green Bay Packers

15. (19) Kansas City Chiefs

Beat the Raiders to lay claim to the AFC West lead. Tell you what, beat the Chargers this Saturday and you’ll get four free passes to the next “Fast and the Furious” movie. What are they up to now – VIII, IX or X?

14. (16) Dallas Cowboys

I’ve got some nice mistletoe, but you’re not getting any of it. How about some Figgy pudding, whatever the hell that is?

13. (13) Detroit Lions

Tell you what, you guys find a way to make the playoffs and I’ll fly out to Michigan and personally Armor All that massive Uniroyal Giant Tire thingy you’ve got perched off the 1-94. Deal?

12. (9) Tennessee Titans

Tony Dungy called you guys a “Dump Truck.” I think he actually meant it as a compliment, but I’m not sure. Just to be nice, I’m giving you my boyhood collection of yellow toy Tonka trucks. Oh wait, I sold them at a yard sale back in 1987.

11. (10) Atlanta Falcons

I usually almost never drop a team after they’ve won a game, but I ate some of than dang fruitcake and I’m feeling a little bit under the weather. You guys can have the rest of that roll of Tums I just opened. Burp!

10. (13) Los Angeles Chargers

They’ve won four straight to seize the lead in the AFC West. That’s worth something nice in Bobby Mac’s bag of Santa gifts. How about that vintage Lionel train set I’ve got up in the attic? You’ve got to come get it yourself, though. Bobby has this thing about heights.

9. (12) Carolina Panthers

Don’t count these guys out of anything just yet. They could make things very, very interesting. That’s why I’m popping a crap load of popcorn, stringing it all together myself, and sending it to the Panthers for good luck. As far as they know.

8. (6) New Orleans Saints

Somebody made me a batch of Christmas cookies and left them on my front porch. Their all yours, because I don’t know who left them for me.

7. (7) Seattle Seahawks

Could end up being the NFC champions, but I’m not nearly so sure anymore. Beat the Rams this week and I’ll find somebody to climb up a ladder and give you the star off the top of my Christmas tree. Oh wait, I haven’t put it up yet.

6. (5) Los Angeles Rams

One of my all-time favorite ornaments is a small-scale version of the Robot from that old TV series “Lost in Space.” It’s yours if you beat the Seahawks. Wait a minute, I’m getting screwed on this deal. Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!

5. (6) Jacksonville Jaguars

Personally, I think they’re a one-and-done team once the playoffs start. Ranking them this high them goes against my better judgement. Must have been the eggnog. My bad.

4. (3) Minnesota Vikings

Lost to the Panthers, which I called, but according to every Vikings fan that reads the Bobby Mac Power Rankings, you’d think I’ve been rooting against poor old Minnesota. If that’s true, they wouldn’t still be ranked this high. Just to be nice, these guys get the two turtle doves that have been making noise outside my back door every night.

3. (4) Philadelphia Eagles

Enjoy this one-spot promotion while it lasts, Philly. Without Carson Wentz, I’m afraid you’re going to slide faster than the Thanksgiving leftovers I finally shoved down the garbage disposal last night. Oh, I’m sorry. Did you want some?

2. (1) New England Patriots

Yes, that was me who said in this space last week that the mighty Pats would “suffer a setback or two down the stretch.” After losing to Jay Cutler and the Dolphins on Monday night, I’m giving the Patriots a carrot, a couple of sticks and two pieces of coal. Got ’em from the snowman store down the street.

1. (2) Pittsburgh Steelers

That’s right, we have a new No.1 this week. It’s the 11-2 Steelers, who have won a couple of crazy close ones lately. For that, and just because they’ve been fun as hell to watch this year, they get two giant bags of freshly scented, grocery-store bought pinecones. Feel free to throw them at the Patriots, who you meet this Sunday in the biggest game of the year.

Reach McManaman at bob.mcmanaman@arizonarepublic.com. Follow him on Twitter @azbobbymac and listen to him live every Wednesday night between 7-9 on Fox Sports 910-AM on The Freaks with Kenny and Crash.

New England Patriots wide receiver Danny Amendola (80) dives out of bounds short of the pylon as Miami Dolphins strong safety T.J. McDonald (22) defends the play during the second half at Hard Rock Stadium. Steve Mitchell, USA TODAY Sports

Philadelphia Eagles defensive end Brandon Graham (55) runs into the end zone as time expires in the Eagles' 43-35 win over the Los Angeles Rams at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Robert Hanashiro, USA TODAY Sports

Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald makes a catch against the Tennessee Titans in the second half at the University of Phoenix Stadium. Rob Schumacher, The Arizona Republic-USA TODAY NETWORK

Tennessee Titans running back Derrick Henry (22) dives into the end zone to score a touchdown against Arizona Cardinals cornerback Patrick Peterson (21) in the second quarter at University of Phoenix Stadium. Mark J. Rebilas, USA TODAY Sports

Los Angeles Rams running back Todd Gurley dives toward the end zone during a long first quarter run but is pushed out of bounds two yards short of the end zone against the Philadelphia Eagles at Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. Robert Hanashiro, USA TODAY Sports

Los Angeles Chargers cornerback Trevor Williams breaks up a pass to Washington Redskins tight end Vernon Davis that is intercepted by Chargers outside linebacker Kyle Emanuel in the first half of a NFL football game at StubHub Center. Richard Mackson, USA TODAY Sports

Dallas Cowboys running back Rod Smith celebrates with teammates after scoring a touchdown against the New York Giants in the fourth quarter during a NFL football game at MetLife Stadium. Robert Deutsch, USA TODAY Sports

Dallas Cowboys tight end Jason Witten catches a touchdown pass ahead of New York Giants defensive back Brandon Dixon in the fourth quarter during a NFL football game at MetLife Stadium. Robert Deutsch, USA TODAY Sports

Denver Broncos wide receiver Demaryius Thomas makes a catch for a touchdown as New York Jets cornerback Morris Claiborne defends in the first quarter at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Isaiah J. Downing, USA TODAY Sports

Denver Broncos offensive guard Connor McGovern celebrates the touchdown of wide receiver Demaryius Thomas in the first quarter against the New York Jets at Sports Authority Field at Mile High. Isaiah J. Downing, USA TODAY Sports

San Francisco 49ers tight end Garrett Celek celebrates with wide receiver Marquise Goodwin after scoring a touchdown during the third quarter against the Houston Texans at NRG Stadium. Troy Taormina, USA TODAY Sports

Kansas City Chiefs defensive back Steven Terrell is congratulated by Daniel Sorensen and linebacker Derrick Johnson after intercepting a pass against the Oakland Raiders in the second half at Arrowhead Stadium. Jay Biggerstaff, USA TODAY Sports

Chicago Bears tight end Adam Shaheen is unable to catch a pass as Cincinnati Bengals middle linebacker Kevin Minter is called for pass interference in the second half at Paul Brown Stadium. Aaron Doster, USA TODAY Sports

Washington Redskins tight end Vernon Davis can't get to a pass against Los Angeles Chargers strong safety Jahleel Addae on a fourth down play in the first half of a NFL football game at StubHub Center. Richard Mackson, USA TODAY Sports

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant cannot catch a pass against New York Giants defensive back Brandon Dixon in the first half during a NFL football game at MetLife Stadium. Robert Deutsch, USA TODAY Sports

New York Giants tight end Rhett Ellison scores a touchdown against Dallas Cowboys strong safety Xavier Woods in the first half during a NFL football game at MetLife Stadium. Robert Deutsch, USA TODAY Sports

Minnesota Vikings running back Jerick McKinnon runs with the ball defended by Carolina Panthers cornerback James Bradberry in the first quarter at Bank of America Stadium. Jeremy Brevard, USA TODAY Sports