Guinness Rex has deployed his BUNDAR antennae to check for incoming hoomin stoopidity.

Unfortunately, he need not have erected those sensitive, and finely-tuned instruments, for hoomin stoopidity is only a metre away! His sensors are swamped with stoopidi-signal! "Aaarrggh! Make it stop!"

Guiness can send out messages via his magnificent ears as well as receive hoomin stoopid-signal. Between blasts of hoomin stoopidity, Guiness has managed to send out a message to Max. "Quick! Dig a mass grave! The stoopidity is unbearable! We must dispatch and bury these hoomins immediately!"

Beware, Sharmalee, beware. Being handsome is one of their oldest tricks. Next thing you know, you are lugging them treats and fresh hay. This is a public service announcement brought to you by those who have previously been fooled.