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The problem with Duke Nukem Forever is that, unless it proves to be the best game ever made, it comes packaged with live strippers and can provide a cure for cancer, the game will be slaughtered. Even if it turns out that it's decent, the question that will spark like a flare will be "What the FUCK took you so long?" It's best for 3DRealms to keep the gag running Forever (pun intended), and never let it see the light of day.

Grog: The problem with Duke Nukem Forever is that, unless it proves to be the best game ever made, it comes packaged with live strippers and can provide a cure for cancer, the game will be slaughtered. Even if it turns out that it's decent, the question that will spark like a flare will be "What the FUCK took you so long?" It's best for 3DRealms to keep the gag running Forever (pun intended), and never let it see the light of day.

THIS. Unless the game scores a 10/10 in every possible magazine, it will be a failure. But failure or not, I will love him =)

Grog: The problem with Duke Nukem Forever is that, unless it proves to be the best game ever made, it comes packaged with live strippers and can provide a cure for cancer, the game will be slaughtered. Even if it turns out that it's decent, the question that will spark like a flare will be "What the FUCK took you so long?" It's best for 3DRealms to keep the gag running Forever (pun intended), and never let it see the light of day.

ElPixelIlustre: THIS. Unless the game scores a 10/10 in every possible magazine, it will be a failure. But failure or not, I will love him =)

Total agreement. I think fans of Duke are expecting too much and what we'll get will be an average product with Duke label printed on the box. I hope I'm sooo wrong and the legend comes back in full glory, but I just can't see it...