Not Just Another Low Budget Vampire Zombie With Annoying Teenagers Movie
Remember when you were a kid how you thought you could turn into a vampire by being bitten by a vampire bat? I know, we were all so misinformed, weren’t we? Ann Rice conclusively proved that you have to be bitten either by a gay [...]

I’m a BASKF, a Big-Ass Stephen King Fan, and before you go making the obvious crude jokes, I’ll bet you’re something of a BASKF yourself. Judging by my man Steve’s sales receipts, damn near every other person on the planet can lay claim to BASKF-dom.

I’m not a big fan of hip hop. I lost interest in the end of the 90’s when Gangsta Rap was introduced. Somehow, listening to a bunch of thugs yelling obscenities over elevator music just didn’t seem too appealing anymore.

And it’s not because I didn’t believe in rap music. I was glad to tune in [...]