Even more secret airline fees

As you may have heard, American Airlines will begin charging passengers $15 for the first checked bag on domestic flights starting next month.

AA (which should stand for Antagonistic Airways) already has an unhappy face in my book for their meals-for-money policy. It's bad enough that they make you pay for food on a cross-country flight, but to make you pay exorbitant prices for the same nuke-in-bag chicken sandwich you used to get for free? According to news reports, even more fees will be levied for oversized baggage and reservation help.

You might think it couldn't get any worse, but using my Law & Order-taught investigative skills I've uncovered some yet-unannounced charges and penalties coming soon to an unlocked tray table near you:

1) Penalty for not keeping your seat in a full, upright position when asked: $5-per-incident.(Seats that are found upright, but not full: $3 penalty)