DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:50 pm

Weird how the voting works

DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 11:49 pm

AWESOME!

BoneCD - October 21, 2009, 11:04 am

Cheers BoR!!!

Briton of Rose - October 21, 2009, 8:07 am

Into the Hall of Fame in just twelve days, with a score of 4.37 poodlions?!? That's got to be some kind of record! As for agdaniele's "LogicDude" poster: Your powers are weak, Old Man. XD J/K Aggy, you're good people. Now to find the next HoF contender!

Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:14 pm

spacedog - October 19, 2009, 11:20 am

Congrats BoR. Very well done poster.

Fucktard - October 19, 2009, 11:02 am

It's at 199! All it needs is one more vote, and it'll be Hall-of-Fame bound!

Fucktard - October 13, 2009, 8:10 am

Damn! Less than a week, and it's already 3/4 of the way to being in the Hall of Fame! Let's keep this going! Please?!?

Zombie BBQ - October 12, 2009, 12:55 pm

OMG That is so freaking funny, good one!

DreMagnum - October 11, 2009, 3:20 pm

Yeah Hercules you are.

HerculesDippedInJalapenoSauce - October 11, 2009, 3:05 pm

I really dont get it gosh im a moron hahaa

Dominosac - October 10, 2009, 4:55 pm

thats like one of the funniest ones i have seen on here 5/5

Guest091 - October 10, 2009, 11:17 am

The real reason why Luke screamed "NOOOOOOOO!" lol

amina - October 9, 2009, 10:14 am

you already know my views on this poster.

Preacher Man - October 9, 2009, 4:00 am

This is just plain wrong, sick, and perverted. Only a truly twisted mind would find this amusing. In other words, this is the funniest damn thing I've seen in months. 5 Lions. I'd give it 6 if I could.

Bort - October 8, 2009, 7:09 pm

Too bad they didn't have this on the Robot Chicken Star War episode. Would have fit right in. :-)

It's needed. It's one thing to kill the enemy... but just as tactically important to intimidate.

Dark Dragon - June 6, 2010, 11:32 pm

There is no such thing as overkill
Just slightly excessive

NEW GENERATIONS -

MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:24 pm

There's nothing left here for me to say other than: I;m a Motifake reader and I approve this message.

5150monkeylove - July 20, 2013, 6:04 am

same as extra time for bad behavior in prison. I am all for timeout for minor stuff. "Fear of the whuppin" tends to curb stuff. My Dad would have pasted any funny face we made on the wall. Thus, 0 funny faces, and 0 peeps. Homey didnt play that.

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 4:40 pm

Depends on how creative you are in regards to "Time out." Start at an hour. first peep, add five minutes. Second peep, add five minutes. Funny faces, ten minutes. You'll get about six hours of peace and quiet before they catch on.

5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 6:50 pm

agreed. Timeout just teaches kids to do the crime, do the time, then go out and play. A major contribution to recidivism
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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:59 am

If any of us here pulled half the crap the kids today pull on their parents... need I say what our punishment would be? Back then it was called, "straightening out." Today it's called "child abuse." Rubbish, I say.

jameswnash - October 29, 2010, 8:42 pm

So true!
Though I do kinda wish we had "time outs" as a kid, but back then parents knew exactly waht we would be doing as we just sit and think bout what we did...we would plan how not to get caught next time

5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 7:57 pm

Wow panic. I hope I don't get to that stage in my relationship for at least a few more years.

GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:09 am

marry her

panic8 - October 29, 2010, 9:05 am

Now I imagine my gf crapping naked on the carpet, in the slippers, on grandma's lamp, in the yard and in the tuna casserole...

GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:50 am

Children dogs, and wives all need boundries, and +/- reinforcement to those boundries. crap on the carpet "whack!", bring the slippers, "good boy", break the Grandma's lamp."whack", mow the yard, "good boy" Fix Tuna Casserole, naked? that's a dilemma

panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:12 am

If it only would be that easy, with real ADDs it's more Adult Care Defiency. Sounds emo, but fastfood & tv are no replacement for love & play. Discipline is another tricky subject.

Haha, and I thought this one would have too long of a joke to be approved. Good for me.

VETERANS DAY -

5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am

this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.

5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm

It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am

And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L

5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am

This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the photo for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.

spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm

5

ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm

That's five by five.

5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm

The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once

It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L

NIKOLA TESLA WAS REALLY COOL -

AudioStalker - March 18, 2010, 2:01 pm

Brilliant.
5 Magnetic kittens to this electric poster. (Awesome! :D)

lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 3:00 am

Yes, the internet is also a product of one his ideas. Wireless light bulbs and free electricity for everyone, only a real lunatic would be that generous. It's hard to imagine life without this Brilliant man. A/C rules

Actually it's accurate--"Nothing" is written in stone right at the top there.

PHYSICS -

thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:50 pm

One. There is a user on here, DrEvo82 or something... My evolution teacher a few semesters ago had used the nick Dr. Evo to sign his emails. I asked him if he was the same. (They're not. LoL)

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 11:48 pm

Have yu told your professors that you're an internet diva?

thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:46 pm

I will be taking college physics I and II and I am terrible at math. :( ...And I have already had to use Planck's constant. LoL

pzykosiz - May 30, 2010, 11:23 pm

can you explain what the hell you would use planck's law for?

JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 11:14 pm

Take notes. Show work. Draw pictures. Physics can seem hard, but really, it's very procedural (unless you’re taking an advanced Physics class in college). If you really pay attention to the way your teacher/professor does the steps, you will succeed.

thatonechick - May 30, 2010, 11:02 pm

@ JD: YOU TEACH PHYSICS?!? I gotta take that... got any pointers?

JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 10:30 pm

Well, I'll admit this may be more funny to me than to some others only because I teach Physics. I get asked probably 50 times a year "When will we ever need this?" and I always have to have some good reasons ready. In reality, most of them never will...

Bakstabr - May 30, 2010, 12:46 pm

Sorry ag. Im pretty good at falling flat with trying to make a joke hehe. I was hoping it would have been seen as an odd place to use stuff like physics, maybe using that to project the proper angle to have some fun at a party hehe.

Anonymous2 - May 30, 2010, 7:42 am

Yeah, you'll never need physics, unless you want to be in design or construction. Menial labor FTW!

agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:47 pm

Not here. Try to get into the spirit of the fact that everyone is here to laugh and have fun. Please and thank you.

Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:36 pm

Its always fun to ruin something with facts.....Or wait...was that ruin it with logic.....oh well.

agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 11:18 pm

Using fact to sandbag good humor? How very anatomically tell-tale.

Bakstabr - May 29, 2010, 11:14 pm

Actually you would be surprised at what u use. I found a weird al song funnier because i knew the different nerves and organs he was talking about from anatomy hehe

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm

To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.

TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm

Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.

CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm

they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it

CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm

In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think

Ed-Hyde - August 9, 2010, 12:23 pm

you can't take them for a walk... 5L I have that on a dr. demento CD right next to me.

WTF? - your shipment of fail has arrived

Firefly - December 2, 2009, 9:23 am

You know, I have seen this picture a few times now and while normally its called a FAIL I must admit they are at least getting those tanks up there and no one appears to bleeding horribly. Thus, I redub this a success

BOB VILA - Making people destroy a house by convincing them they have learned how to do the same quality home improvement work after watching professionals with 25+ years experience in a 60 minute episode since 1979.

PONG - It's hard to believe this is what started it all, and that they called it a VIDEO game. Now you could use it to punish your kids.

Treehodger - January 5, 2010, 3:26 am

Too bad this was not the first videogame. My friend is in College to become a Game Designer and he says that apparently the first game was invented by two Military guys who were bored. It had a small "Tank" that shot at blocks, much like Space Invaders.

ENEMY OR PATRIOT -

nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:07 am

Let them bury and mourn their dead.
We'll bury and mourn our dead.

pzykosiz - October 11, 2012, 5:49 pm

don't you just love it when these dickheads miss the point

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 8:03 am

If van rijn is a name you picked you must be a Poul Anderson fan. If its your actual last name.....that's amsome and you should read some Of the technic stories. Also, rejoicing in someone's death is wrong.

kellyvanrijn - October 10, 2012, 5:21 pm

Wrong. We should rejoice every time one of these radical islamic terrorist is killed before they can kill an innocent muslim, Christian or jew.

MPsniper - May 6, 2011, 4:21 pm

every time a terrorist blows himself up, it means he can no longer procreate and make new little baby terrorists. i CELEBRATE that.

forseti - May 6, 2011, 4:36 am

Awesome! We shouldn't be glad about the death of anyone. No matter what he did... 5!

SANTA CLAUS -

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm

It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."

mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm

have a link to the other article cant find anything

mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm

lmao old superman? gawd

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm

Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm

I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/

FEELIN' BLUE? - Looks like someone's got a "Case of the Mondays"

Otherwise -

LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:20 pm

and if you aren't wearing glasses - that would be a crying shame - because then you'd be missing all the good parts of Cubbybear and MustyK's posters!

LogicDude - May 8, 2009, 1:19 pm

Umm, HAHA, is that a stupid way of implying the old "they all look alike" line? All of your previous comments were towards Obama and this clearly is not him...unless you are partially blind and aren't wearing your glasses while looking at Motifake (cont)

HAHA - May 7, 2009, 8:44 pm

Go get some more money from your buddy Hugo.

Justin - January 11, 2009, 1:46 pm

Wanted sucked. Angelina Jolie was the best part about that movie, and Morgan Freeman is boss.

Lloyd - December 4, 2008, 7:15 pm

Who wouldn't love Wanted? Apart from the fact Angelina Jolie was in it... I think they just got him to say this because he hasn't really acted like a black man.

agdaniele - July 16, 2010, 12:01 am

Bump

GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 2:34 pm

LOL!! @ comments

DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:30 pm

Wow, proves Naru isnt a nerd i guess.

TheTrashHeap - December 9, 2009, 9:29 pm

More importantly who is the chick with the great big Take Fits? Is it magic saline that protects against spells?

Zed - December 9, 2009, 9:27 pm

Dre, you are indeed correct, that's *looks up reference* Firiona Vi, a demigoddess who's perview has to do with magic, I think. She appears in most of the Evercrack, er, Everquest artwork.

DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:10 pm

And isnt this Everquest, not a mage from Warcraft?

DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 9:09 pm

Wow Naru, you look different in this picture

Sean - October 28, 2009, 2:02 pm

No I'n not. But yes I do. Tootles.

Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 11:00 pm

Are you saying you're going as a geriatric version of me in that same outfit? Hope you've got the legs for it. ;)

Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:42 pm

(This is actually just a little foreshadowing to my upcoming Halloween contribution.)

Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:41 pm

Yeah. Welcome to MY world. But trust me on this, it gets old fast.

Narutarded - October 27, 2009, 4:39 pm

I just picked what I thought was a generic mage costume, but I guess I became a goddess. Go figure.

_Ally - October 27, 2009, 4:23 pm

Ok I'm gunna geek it up...Thats Faydwer (sp) from EverQuest. Well thats what shes supposed to be. One of the dieties. *goes back to her geeking*

LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:29 am

used to be a boy scout, NEVER saw that at a camporee!! all that and we share taste for women!!! We should grab a beer sometime

CANADA - October 6, 2009, 2:33 pm

well this gets a 5!

Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 5:08 am

I was dressed (if you can call it that) as a human mage from World of Warcraft. The girls who went as elves, however... Well, let's just say it looked like a Boy Scout Jamboree, there were so many tents being pitched.

Ed-Hyde - October 5, 2009, 10:52 am

Yea, they tend to cause divorces.

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:49 am

Perhaps I'll pass on said gatherings.

agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:48 am

Noted. Thanks, Jmac. Still... I don't know what sort of character she's supposed to be, but wow.

Jmac0585 - October 5, 2009, 10:18 am

AG- they don't all look like that.

spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:14 am

Stunning.

agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 10:51 am

I had never heard of cosplay before this site. I don't do online gaming, nor any of those conventions. I've been wrong.

SHUT UP!! - You guys clearly don't know how to choose the funniest picture in a series, do you?!

It was an unfunny series that's been done before... as a single poster... which is enough. With over 55,000 posters, it's hard to be original here... but a good start is to not copy your own caption repeatedly, changing only the picture.

MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection

FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm

DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm

shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L

Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm

More like figure skating without all the grace.^^

lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm

Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!

spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm

HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.

Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm

Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.

spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm

LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?

Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm

Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*