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Month: May 2012

A 33-year-old Knoxville, Tenn. man with 30 children appeared in court this week to ask the state for child-support help, Memphis news station WREG reported Wednesday.

Desmond Hatchett has fathered 30 children — which is believed to be the record in Knox county, according to the Los Angeles Times — with 11 different women. His youngest children are toddlers and his oldest is 14.

Hatchett reportedly asked the court to give him a break on his payments, claiming that he’s struggling to make ends meet with his minimum-wage job. Currently, the state requires him to divide 50 percent of his earnings among the 11 women, some of whom receive as little as $1.49 a month, WREG reports.

How did Hatchett come to father so many children? “I had four kids in the same year. Twice,” he told Volunteer TV in 2009. He also told a local news station that year that he was “done” having kids (he had only 21 at the time).

Hatchett isn’t the only serial father to make headlines. NFL player Antonio Cromartie, 28, famously fathered 10 children by eight women in six states.

Oh man Desmond do I feel you so badly right now. Know EXACTLY how you feel when you got shit to pay for and just no money to pay with. People nagging you to pay on time and pay in full like money grows on trees. Guess what guys, it doesn’t and I got THIRTY fuckin kids to pay for! It’s like that Chappelle Show skit when Nick Cannon takes a role from him, which indirectly costs Dave’s kid his school clothes. Desmond #1 can’t get those new Nike’s if Desmond #27 needs to pay for school supplies! So I don’t blame him for taking a gamble and asking the question…best case scenario, there’s a California state law with a 20-kid child support cap. Worst case scenario, you’re the reason 30 innocent kids perish because you could only give their mother $1.49 per month. It’s a win-win if you ask me.