Carmen Electra ties her shoes... awww yeah!

I pray to Xenu that one day, when I "bump" into Carmen Electra, I'll happen to have a camera on hand. Carmen seems to like cameramen, and cameramen seem to like Carmen. Pretty much wherever she is, if there's a camera, she's willing to do a photoshoot. She'll also get a hotel room with you and change into various outfits. Whaaa? Well, I don't know if that last part's true, but she appears to have been at a hotel, and suddenly had the urge to have snapshots taken right down her shirt. This territory is also known as Cleavage Canyon. Seriously, who wouldn't want to submerge down there and go exploring? It looks like a fantastical place where anything can happen, like "The Magic School Bus" (yes, I just compared a beloved children's cartoon to Carmen's bosom). You'd probably discover some forgotten kingdom (and a jungle if you went further south).

One thing I've noticed about Carmen is how ridiculously good she looks in high definition. When you look at many 40-something hotties up close, you can see details that are hard to un-see (nose-hairs especially), but I would say Carmen actually looks BETTER when the image gets bigger. Some of these images are amazing in "extreme close-up". Her blown-up, glittery tits are more surreal than Pandora. Hell, I even decided to throw in some pics of Carmen wearing her (count 'em) two dresses at the American Music Awards. Why? Because I care, that's why.