Stephen Colbert Is the Master of Anthony Weiner 'Weiner' Jokes

It's hardly a surprise that Anthony Weiner was caught sexting random women—for the third time. But there they were, a series of new photos published by The New York Post. They were scandalous, sure, but in large part met with a collective shrug. Weiner gonna Weiner.

On The Late Show Monday night, however, Stephen Colbert let Weiner have it, rattling off an impressively thorough list of at least nine sexual innuendos. Really, what else can you do but make dick jokes about a man who actually cannot keep it in his pants?

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The more noteworthy news to arise from the latest scandal is Huma Abedin's decision to separate from Weiner after six years of marriage. In a statement Monday, Abedin asked for respect of their privacy—so naturally, the Daily Mail staked a photographer outside Weiner's home to snap shady pictures from the street. But once the air clears, we can only assume Abedin will be relieved that "she's finally cut off the Weiner."