Lindsay Lohan's father, Michael, tells New York magazine that he's learned not use the media as own personal Hallmark store. And then he uses the magazine to send an "I'm sorry" to Lindsay about calling her girlfriend Samantha Ronson a "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity." (Do they have a card for that?)

"I definitely regret all the things I said about Samantha," Lohan says. "I'm a Christian. I should not pass judgment on anyone ... In the past, I felt that the best way to get to her was to speak out publicly. And it was the wrong choice."