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Here's a pillow displaying the Internationally Recognized Geek Symbol - thick geek glasses, with the the obligatory white tape in the middle. If you'd like to subtly let your guests know that you can, in fact, recite the Periodic Table (forwards AND backwards), or write PERL scripts that are smarter than them, or carry on a conversation about existential angst in three different languages, this is the pillow for you.

The pillow is made from ultra suede with a felt applique, and measures approximately 330.2 millimeters on each side (that's 13 x 13 inches for us mortals). It's ready to be shipped, so pick one up today.