Got married on Saturday to a girl from Salt LakeCityMoved out to the suburds we had a pet goatEverywhere we would go the goat would go tooWatch our love - making with eyes slitted and blueOne night I woke upButcher knife in handKilled my lovely wifeAnd I killed the goat tooWhen I realized what I had doneKilled my friend my only oneI sure do miss this little goatDo the wrong thingI did the wrong thingI done the wrong thing