Paws For Thought: Kelis As A Dog

Hurghhhh… Brrmmmm… I…. Uh… Throw me a bone here? What is this? A reaction to PETA hounding her? Have their con-dalmations sent her barking mad? Or is it just for shih-tzus and giggles? Fur what it’s worth, I’m sure there’s an interesting tail behind it. Whatever the story behind this pawtrait is (it’s a picture from her new album sleeve), when Kelis’ pup career comes to a close, she might find that weird furry cosplay at comics conventions is her true collie-ing.

Al Byrne is a grumpy young thing, and feels precisely three times as old as he really is. In his spare time, he writes here: The Ridiculous Human, and thinks of new and interesting ways to mock people. Many of these thoughts emerge on his Twitter.