Go **** yourself Bobby Cox. I don't care if it's the first game of the season, he's had all spring to pitch. There's absolutely no reason to put Wagner in a 14-5 game. I seriously hope you die before your last season is over.

Bobby "sucks some" Cox. Hahahaha you see what I did there? because his last name sounds like the pluralization of the word "****" I added "sucks some" because it's basically like saying he likes giving fellatio to men or any other male creature that has a *****, therefor making him a homosexual. hahahaha I'm so funny.

Go **** yourself Bobby Cox. I don't care if it's the first game of the season, he's had all spring to pitch. There's absolutely no reason to put Wagner in a 14-5 game. I seriously hope you die before your last season is over.

Really? They had a record crowd show up today. Why not show everyone Wagner on opening day. Overreact much?

Really? They had a record crowd show up today. Why not show everyone Wagner on opening day. Overreact much?

The Cubs sucking along with Wagner's history and being on my fantasy team warrants an overreaction. :(

Obviously I didn't mean it, but I hate when coaches put in closers in non-save situations. I understand when they haven't worked in like 5 games or whatever, but do you really think even half the crowd cared in an 11 run game whether or not Wagner came in?

Also, Jason Heyward is kinda good. I didn't even mind him sexing it up all over today.