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Dear Goldfish Part 23

Hello, Internet. Welcome back to Dear Goldfish, the (so-called) weekly series where I answer real questions asked by our studio audience, in other words, you. The following questions have been submitted by people who typed words into search engines with no editing or censoring.

Dear Goldfish,
famous graphic designs of animals?

Thanks! While I’ve done a lot of graphic design doodles of animals, I don’t think any of them are famous just yet. The goldfish up there has been seen over 50K times if that counts.

Dear Goldfish,
optima linija tualetinis popierius?

Welcome, Lithuanian visitor! Translate says you’re asking for “Optima line of toilet paper.” Really? You came all the way here from Lithuania to ask about toilet paper? I am disappoint.

Dear Goldfish,
write a story about what you would put in your pocket 1 fish 2 fish draw fish in the fishbowl and write how many?

OK… Wait, what? That doesn’t even make any sense.

Dear Goldfish,
real images of demons?

I hate to break it to you, but there is no such thing. Demons don’t really exist as such, or at least, they’ve never been photographed.

Dear Goldfish,
draw a fox?

I already did.

Dear Goldfish,
how big can goldfish get?

This big:

Still not photoshopped at all.

I’ve only scrolled down halfway though this week’s search terms and I’m already tired. Well, that’s just about all we have time for today. Remember, you can submit your own question to Dear Goldfish. Thanks for joining us and be sure to come back for more Dear Goldfish next week! Thank you and good night!

I think you may have whiffed on one of those. “Grangmothet” is in fact the Lovecraftian Elder God of Howling Cosmic Chaos, and while dead and dreaming in its house at R’lyeh, it does have a Facebook fan page. Those whose messages please dread Grangmothet will have the honor of being devoured first and most painlessly when the Great Old Ones begin their triumphant return.