Random blog of my life and times in/around Memphis, TN.
I'm a single, Caucasian male who may or may not get into trouble. I write about the social scene around town, various shows I watch, and whatever I feel like bitching about. Enjoy.

5/02/2006

Top 10 Reasons to Skip Music Fest

Here are the Top 10 reasons to skip Memphis In May Beale Street Music Fest:1. You are not a stoner.2. You are not in high school.3. You are not a thug.4. You are not white trash and/or have a mullet.5. You don't like to pay $7 for a lukewarm Miller Lite.6. It will rain because it always rains.7. It will be too hot.8. Your friend will puke before you get out of the parking garage because he/she is such an amateur.9. The porta-potties (no explanation needed).10. You need to save your energy for BBQ Fest!

Please note that if you are not from Memphis or have never been to the Beale Street Music Fest, you may not find this that funny. The rest of you probably will (unless you fit into one of those categories).

My bud Jamie and myself went last year. Between all the shoving and body surfers landing on us I had a really shitty time. This year the lineup sucks big time so I'll be having a cookout at my house on Mud Island.