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Trey walks into the clubhouse and finds Rhys playing pool. Trey walks up to Rhys

Trey: Hey Rhys.Rhys: Trey, good to see you're still alive.Trey: Yep.Rhys: Anyway, you ready to hit them damn Mexicans where it hurts?Trey: Sure. What's the plan?Rhys: Alright, they've got a sh*tload of drug dealers, and I mean a whole f*cking heap of 'em. And they get fresh shipments of cocaine and pot from the Dominican Republic here by boat. We need you to steal their shipments & take it to our lockup down by the projects.Trey: Sure...I guess I can do that.Rhys: Great. Now get that shipment!

Trey walks out of the bar

The player gains control of Trey. The player is instructed to drive to the Colfax Harbor

The player arrives at the harbor. The player is instructed do drive around the harbor until the player finds a van being loaded by the Los Pendejos

The player finds the van. The player is instructed to steal the van & drive it to the lockup by the housing projects

The player arrives at the lockup. Upon arrival, a cutscene occurs

Trey drives the van into the lockup and steps out. A biker walks up to Trey

Biker: You got the drugs?Trey: Yea, should be in the back of the-

Suddenly, gunfire is heard outside

Biker: sh*t, somebody's breaking in upstairs! Come on!

The player gains control of Trey. The player is instructed to go upstairs & kill a hoard of attacking Los Pendejos members

The player kills all the Los Pendejos members. Rhys will automatically call Trey's phone

Rhys: So, Trey, haven't heard from you lately. You have the van locked up?Trey: Yea, it's locked up in the lockup, but some of the gangsters tried to take it for their own.Rhys: Damn...meet me back at the clubhouse, we gotta think up a plan to get those damn spic.Trey: Alright.

Bartender: Uh...Rhys went out for a minute or two, so he told me to tell you to read this.

The bartender hands Trey a note. Trey takes the note and leans up against the bar, reading it in his head, in his own voice

Trey: Trey, I stepped outside for a minute to tie up a few things. Those Mexican street racing punks aren't going to get away with what they did. I just got word that one of their high ranking members just got arrested and is being transported from the local police station to a central station in Monroe. Make sure he doesn't get there. Take him, and bring him back to the bar. I've got plans.

Trey puts the note away and walks out of the bar

The player gains control of Trey. The player is instructed to drive to the police station in Colfax

Once the player arrives at the police station, the police car transporting the Los Pendejos member pulls out of the parking lot. The player is instructed to steal the car

The player steals the police car. The player is then instructed to loose a 4-star wanted level. While doing so, a conversation eruptsGangster: Hey, man, what the f*ck is this?Trey: I'm kidnapping you, you dumb aspie, can't you tell?Gangster: Kidnapping me for who-Trey: Celtic Crosses.Gangster: No..please, no. Please don't kidnap me, man. I've got a wife and three kids to look after, they'll be broke without me!Trey: What the f*ck man, do you expect me to turn this f*cking car around, and drop you off at your place so you can look after your family and sling dope on corners at the same time?Gangster: Well...yea, but not in that order.Trey: You're putting your "thug life" ahead of your family?Gangster: Hey, hey, man...I gotta feed them, right?Trey:*Singing*Cats in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue and the man in the moon, when you're comming home dad, I don't know when, but we'll get together-Gangster: Shut up, man! Didn't mean it that way!Trey: Hey, if you put your work before your family, you deserve to go where you're going!Gangster: Alright ese, where am I going?Trey: Who f*cking knows. Heaven, Hell, Fiddler's Green, who f*cking knows, I might just throw you out into an alleyway!Gangster: You're a f*cking hypocrite man, why're you giving me a lecture about family, when you're out doing work for the bikers?Trey: The only family I have are my Grandparents out in Alexandria and a couple of cousins out in Vice.Gangster: What about your friends? My friends are like family?Trey: Friends? Yea, I've got...oh God.Gangster: What is it, wanna turn me around, now?Trey: No, just shut up and stay where you are!

[center]Trey arrives at the clubhouse. Upon arrival, Trey automatically exits the car & another biker enters

Trey walks into the Celtic Crosses Clubhouse. Rhys sees Trey and flags him over to sit next to him at the bar. Trey takes a seat on a stool next to Rhys. "Amerika" by Rammstein plays in the background.

Rhys: Trey, how goes it?Trey: Nothing much. *Hears music* It's funny...you guys are Celtic, yet you're all listening to German metal.Rhys: German?Trey: Yea, I used to date a neo-nazi back in High School, she used to play this sh*t all the time.Rhys: Neo Nazi?Trey: Yea, we broke off when she attacked my friend...*Thinks for a minute* Yea, my friend, Craig, with a f*cking Chisel during a three way-forget I said anything.

A small crowd of bikers forms around Trey

Rhys: You know her name?Trey:*Repeatedly taps his hand on the bar as he tries to remember* Jessica Keller.Rhys: Jessica?Trey: Yea, yea.

Rhys leans over the bar and speaks to a female bartender

Rhys: Oi, Jessica. New guy's talking about you.

Jessica, the bartender, notices, and walks over to Rhys

Jessica: Hey man-*Notices Trey* Uh...Trey.Trey: Jessica. I see you're out of place.Jessica: What do you mean?Trey: Look at you...you're a f*cking Nazi, and you're in a celtic biker bar.Biker In Background: We ain't celtic.Trey: What?Rhys: You ever look at our flag?

Trey: Uh...yea, yea.Rhys: You don't see any resemblance to...any other flags?Trey: What-Jessica: Yea, the Volkssozialistische Bewegung Deutschlands uses the Celtic Cross as their logo, and they're neo-nazis-Trey: What...what the f*ck are you trying to say?Rhys: We're a bunch of Nazis, Trey. We're f*ckin' Celtic Nazis!

The bikers laugh hysterically. As they do so, Trey frantically looks around and realizes that the clubhouse is filled with Nazi Memorabilia. He tries to get up, but Rhys puts his hand on his shoulder, preventing him from getting up

Trey: But...but I thought you guys were a bunch of Celts-Rhys: That's what we are...to people who aren't in.Jessica: Right. Now that you know, you gotta get patched.Trey: Patched?Biker in Background: Hey, why not get him to kill that Jew in the storeroom?Rhys: Yea, come with us.

Rhys & another biker grab Trey and lead him into the storeroom as Jessica follows. After Trey is led into the storeroom, the other bikers leave as Rhys gives Trey a pistol

Trey: What's this?Rhys: A gun-Jessica: Yea, Trey, remember that friend of yours who we had a three-way with in the tenth grade, and I nearly cut his dick off?Trey: Craig?Jessica: Yep. Found him sneaking around.Rhys: Yes Trey. You know what they say, right?

Jessica opens a closet door and Craig, who was leaning on the door prior, falls out. He is revealed to be handcuffed, and has a gag in his mouth. When he notices Trey, he screams profusely, but the Gag makes the screams muffled

Rhys: "Loose lips sink ships"Jessica: Yea, we had to gag this f*cking Jew just to keep him from screaming.Rhys: So...you gonna shoot him?

Craig climbs out the window as Knocks are heard on the other side of the locked door

The player gains control of Trey. The player is instructed to fight their way out of the clubhouse as a group of bikers break down the door

The player escapes from the Clubhouse. The player is then instructed to escape from a group of bikers on their bikes

The player escapes from the bikers

Mission Passed. Trey will then call Neil to inform him of the situation

Trey: Neil, dude, I just got chased out of a Neo-Nazi Celtic biker bar-Neil: What?Trey: Yea.Neil: Yea...uh...why is this a concern to me?Trey: Well, I just thought...you know, us being friends-Neil: We aren't friends.Trey: What?Neil: Trey, you've treated me like sh*t, treated Craig like sh*t, and you flat-out ignore Dave.Trey: Well, you know, when this whole thing blows over-Neil: It ain't blowing over, man. When you get your head in this deep, you ain't coming back.Trey: What?Neil: You haven't been listening to a damn thing I've been saying, have you?Trey: I've been trying to comprehend it.Neil: Look, Trey, until you can prove to me and the others that you're a good friend, this conversation is over, okay? Goodbye.

Trey is about to walk into his Monroe Highlands apartment, when he is stopped by Radovan at the doors

Radovan: Trey, Trey, Trey, bad news, Trey-Trey: What's the bad news? You don't want me to work for you anymore?Radovan: No, not that. Its some students down at Allentown University, they think that simply protesting some war is gonna get us out of there-Trey: Yea, which war are we talking about? The one in Afghanistan, the one in Pakistan, or the one in-Radovan: Australia.Trey: We aren't fighting Australia, the war ended in '76-Radovan: Yes, but we have troops there regardless.Trey: So, what do you want me to do about this protest?Radovan: The Mayor gave me strict orders to do anything in my power to end this, including deadly force.Trey: So, you want me to go "Kent State" on these guys?Radovan: Yes...that's exactly it.

Radovan pulls an MP7 out of his coat pocket and hands it to Trey, but Trey refuses to take it

Trey: Will doing this help stop any further contact between us?Radovan: Well...just one more job, and you're cut off.Trey: Fine.

Trey takes the gun and begins to walk away, but Radovan calls out to him as he walks away, stopping him

Trey is sitting on a bench outside of the M.P.D. Central Office, and finds Radovan's Car pull up beside the bench. Trey notices that Radovan's driving it, and enters it. Once he enters, Radovan drives away. "Eagle" by ABBA plays over the car radio during the following conversation

Trey: So...who's this "Crimson Thunder" dude you've been telling me about?Radovan: Some dumb wannabee superhero bullsh*tter who thinks he does a better job making the streets safe than us policemen.Trey: Well...you guys do a sh*t job. I mean, you guys let anybody related to a gang go, and when you're not releasing murderers and thieves, you're beating up minorities.Radovan: Hey, that's how I learned back in Belgrade.Trey: Belgrade?Radovan: Yea...It's in Serbia, you never heard of it?Trey: No, not really. Anyway, what am I doing here...with you?Radovan: We are going to find out who this "Crimson Thunder" is once and for all!Trey: You sure you can handle this? You won't be dropping out once he points a gun at you?Radovan: No...you handle it.Trey: What?Radovan: Yea. You never noticed? I'm here to make my men look good, you're here for the dirty work.Trey: Why couldn't you get one of your guys to do this?Radovan: And loose a good man in a possible gunfight? No f*cking way!

Radovan stops the car in front of an apartment buildingRadovan: Alright, here's his place, from what I can figure.[center]Trey sighs as he & Radovan exit the car

The player gains control of Trey. The player is instructed to go to Crimson Thunder's apartment. On the way there, a conversation erupts

Radovan: You see it?Trey: Yes, it looks like a fail in engineering...literally and figuratively.Radovan: Yes...this guy must be into trains-Trey: What? Just because he has a picture of one, that makes him a splurging train nerd?Radovan: Everything's an assumption right now. Now come on, we've got to get to the convention center, I heard there's a Train convention there.

The player is instructed to drive to the convention center. On the way, a conversation erupts

Trey: So...there's a train convention at the convention center? How do you know of this?Radovan: It's one of those f*cked up talking train conventions, something to stay away from.Trey: Talking train convention?Radovan: Yea, it's an entire subculture. They call themselves...uh..."Brocomotives" or some sh*t, I don't even know what it f*cking is.Trey: "Brocomotive"? It's a mix of "Bro" and "Locomotive".Radovan: You're familiar with this subculture?Trey: Yea. Well...kinda...no, not really. Radovan: Tell me what you know. Knowledge is half the battle.Trey: All I know is that back in the '90s, that public TV station decided to bring some German kid's show to America, they called it "Ernest The Engine", or something. It was terrible, cheap-Radovan: -But you are familiar with it.Trey: No, I just know about the show itself before the sh*tty subcultures ruined it.

The player arrives at the convention center

Radovan: Alright, follow me, I know where it is.

The player is instructed to follow Radovan into a conference room, which is dedicated to "Ernest The Engine"

The player enters the conference room

Trey: I'm pretty sure this'll give us a bunch of dead leads.Radovan: Not really. I know one of his son is one of these retards, maybe he'll give us a hint.Trey: You knew his son comes to these? Why didn't you say anything?Radovan: It's the journey, not the destination. Now, we gotta find this f*cker.

The player is instructed to find Crimson Thunder's son in the crowd of "Brocomotives"

The player finds Crimson Thunder's son

Radovan: There he is!

A short cutscene occurs as Radovan walks up Crimson Thunder's son

Radovan: Hey, Thomas, you know where your old man is?Son: Radovan? For the last f*ckin' time, I can't tell you where he is!Radovan: Yea? Why don't I treat you like an African American?Son: Help...anybody, help! That annoying cop's trying to harass me again!

The son runs away as a group of "Brocomotives" run over to Trey & Radovan

Radovan: sh*t, split up & meet me back at the station!

Radovan runs away

The player regains control of Trey. The player is instructed to escape from the Convention center without being attacked

[i]Trey is sitting on the bench outside of the police station, waiting for Radovan. Suddenly, his phone rings & he answers

Trey: Radovan?Radovan: Yes, me, listen, I don't have a lot of time to talk, but we've got a few leads as to where that "Crimson Thunder" is. Find him, knock him out, & bring him to the station.Trey: Alright, where do you think he is?Radovan: He's either at the Alexandria Supa-Save, the Allentown University Library, or across from the Convention Center, one or the other.Trey: Alright-Radovan: Now get a move on, we're burning daylight!

The player arrives at the last location & finds Crimson Thunder appear out from nowhere & runs away from Trey. The player is instructed to get Crimson Thunder's health low enough to a certain point. Upon doing so, a cutscene will occur

Trey will sit on Crimson Thunder's crippled body, (who has his hands tied behind his back) as he waits for Radovan to show up, an hour later. Suddenly, Radovan's car pulls up & Radovan exits

Trey: IS THAT YOUR WAR CRY?Radovan: YES IT IS!Trey: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT WAR CRY?Radovan: KILL MOTHERf*ckERS!

Radovan screams and shoots Crimson Thunder in the forehead. After he kills Crimson Thunder, they both look at his body for a few seconds

Trey: Well...how do you feel?Radovan: Good man...good...I feel...new.Trey: Really?Readovan: Yea...like...I can take on the world!Trey: Oh, really?Radovan: Yea...I...am...RADOVAN! ARGH!

Radovan starts screaming profusely and drops onto his knees. As he falls to his knees, he takes a sharp breath for air as he grabs his gun. Once he regains enough oxygen, he resumes screaming, firing the gun into the air. Trey backs away, & runs away in fear

Trey: Yea?Will: Trey...dude, it's me, Will.Trey: The gun slinging East German? Yea, how've you been, man?Will: Excellent, excellent. Anyway, I'm getting out of the hospital today. Well...I already got out.Trey: I can tell. Where're you at, man? Will: I'm at my place, and I wanna take you somewhere once you get here.Trey: Really? Where?Will: Let's just say it's a good place.Trey: Alright, I'll be over when I can.

Trey hangs up. The mission "Ready For Business" is now open

Trey arrives at Will's house. Upon arrival, a cutscene occurs

Trey walks into Will's house and finds Will, Vladimir, and Ivan, sitting in the living room, watching football. Will notices Trey walk in & gets up to greet him

Will: Trey! Whassup?Trey: Hey Will. Glad to see you're alive and well-Will: Yes, yes, that is true.Trey: So...who're your friends?Will: Ah, yes, this is Ivan Petronov, the head of the Petronov Family-Ivan: I've heard many great things about you, Mike.Trey: Please, call me "Trey". My dad's name was Mike...and my Grandfather's-Will: Yes, yes, and here is Vladimir...his son, I believe you guys met when I was moving out.Trey: Yea, he gave you that van.Trey: So, Will, what is it that you wanted to show me?Will: Ah, yea, there's this...place, I bought you, down in Colfax, I think you know what it is.Trey: Uh...no, enlighten me.Will: I'll give you a hint-Vladimir: No, I will give him the hint!

Vladimir, Will, & Ivan break out in laughter as Trey stares dumbly at them

Will: Alright...here's the hint. It is an empty place...you store things in it...it's a warehouse-Trey: A warehouse?.Will: Yes, amazing, isn't it?Trey: What am I going to do with a warehouse?Ivan: Mike, Mike, you are missing the point. A warehouse is a place of wonderful opportunities. Like, you can open up a-Trey: Open a nightclub?Will: Exactly. It'll make money, so on & so fourth, yea?Trey: Well...let's head on over there!

They all cheer & exit Will's house

The player gains control of Trey. The player is instructed to drive to the nightclub/warehouse with Will. On the way, a conversation erupts

Trey: So...is it renovated?Will: I'm sorry?Trey: Do I have to paint the place & put new floors before I open up?Will: Oh no...no, it's already furnished. We just need somebody to assume ownership of it.Trey: And, that's me?Will: Bingo. Plus, we need a base of operations.Trey: Base of operations for?Will: Well...robberies, of course!Trey: Why?Will: Well, you can't earn money legitimately these days. I mean, look at us. I import guns from around the world and sell them to drug dealers, street thugs, even politicians.Trey: I see. And we're gonna use our new club for a base of operations for robberies?Will: I don't see why not.Trey: I can still party hard, right?Will: Of course.Trey: Great. Now, where're your friends going? Ivan and Vladimir?Will: They're off to do their own thing. I mean, they're the top mafia bosses in the city, they've got more important things to do than come to a nightclub after-party.Trey: I see.

They arrive at The Warehouse. Upon arrival, a cutscene occurs

Trey parks the car, gets out, & looks at the warehouse. Will stands alongside him, looking at it

Will: So...Trey, how does it feel?Trey: It feels...good.Will: Good. Now we've just got to know what you can call it.

They look at the building for a few minutes, thinking of a name

Trey: "The Place"?Will: No..."The Planetarium"?Trey: Sounds good on paper, but in Theory, nah..."Modernism"?Will: What about "Discotheque"?

Will: Well...why don't we name it after a song, or a-Trey & Will: Type of music?Trey: You're a genius! Uh...*Begins to pace around Will*...Hardstyle, Dub...no, no Dub. Uh...Eurobeat!Will: Eurobeat?Trey: Eurobeat!

Will sits down on a couch. Trey sits down in the armchair across from him

Will: So...what's up?Trey: It'll take a month...month and a half at the most to get a liquor license.Will:I see.Trey: Yea, and without one, we can't sell what gets the customers in here-liquor.Will: I see. So...what do you want to do about it? Wait?Trey: No, I've been thinking of a better idea.Will: Yea?Trey: Legally, a distributor can't ship liquor to us without a license. So-Will: What if we found a distributor who worked under the table?Trey: Na...I've been thinking that we can go out, get some liquor ourselves, and sell it here.Will:*Sarcastically* But Trey, that's illegal, and wouldn't something like that ruin your reputation as a distinguished man of business?Trey:*Grins* The pigs are too busy beating up minorities to care about some club owner without a license. Now come on, let's go shopping.

Trey & Will get up & exit the office

The player gains control of Trey. The player is instructed to drive to the Colfax Supa-Save with Will. On the way, a conversation erupts

Will:Alright, where we going?Trey: I've been thinking about the Supa-Save. They've got a bunch of liquor sh*t.Will: That megastore?Trey: Yep. The one that keeps China from going bankrupt.

They arrive at the Supa-Save. The player is instructed to enter the Supa-Save and look for the liquor department. During the search, a conversation erupts

Will: Holy crap, this place is big.Trey: Capitalism at it's best.Will: I never got why people would rather come here to buy food or car parts rather than...uh...a food store, or a car part store.Trey: Will, we're Americans. It is our natural instinct to sit around and put the least amount of effort in controlling where our goods go. We'd rather have a one-stop-shop where we can pick up everything we need & more, rather than have to make numerous trips to god knows where just to buy one item.Will: It's all their fault. I mean, once you start selling stuff for low prices, people get low wages. And when people start getting low wages, nobody can afford to buy anything, and boom-Trey: I didn't understand a thing you said, but one thing's for certain: with prices this low, how can you go wrong?

They arrive at the Liquor department. Suddenly, an alarm goes off as gunfire is heard

Will: sh*t, what the f*ck!?Trey: I think the store's being robbed.Will: Well, wanna do some vigilante justice?Trey: Fine by me.

The player is instructed to kill all the robbers in the store, who are marked on the map

The player kills all the robbers in the store. Will then begins to run over to a Yankee parked outside

Will: Hey, Trey, I think the robbers took what they could & put them in this truck, it might be worth something if we take it back to the club!

player is instructed to enter the truck & drive back to the club

The player arrives at the club. Trey automatically exits as Will shuffles into the driver's seat

Trey: You really think anything of value is in there?Will: There's gotta be something. I'll take it around to the back.

TheUnholy

It would be like bumping this dusty topic but I think it deserves it anyway. You sir, really made a good job. I've never realized that Washington is that potential for a GTA. There's a much more different but interesting atmosphere you created for this topic.

universetwisters

It would be like bumping this dusty topic but I think it deserves it anyway. You sir, really made a good job. I've never realized that Washington is that potential for a GTA. There's a much more different but interesting atmosphere you created for this topic.

Holy horsetits, I forgot making this until now.

Thanks for your words and stuff. It's a lot easier to write for somewhere if you actually lived there at one point in time.

gtamann123

Unholy must like digging through old concepts like I do. And thought this one deserved a bump. Which it did. I remember this one and your Celtic themed one were some of the major concept topic highlights on this forum. You have inspired me to start writing mission for BIB again.