Lena Dunham Went Full ‘Basic Instinct’ On Last Night’s ‘GIRLS’

It was all just a matter of time. On last night’s episode of Girls, a few things happened that seemed shocking at first, but then it was like, “No, that’s about right.”

On the episode, aptly titled “Hello Kitty,” Hannah (Lena Dunham) gets called into the principal’s office (literally) to discuss some of the complaints the other teachers at the school have about her and the free-flying comments we’re so used to her making. Of course it was going to be the teachers that complain to the principal. The students probably just started a “Shit Ms. Horvath Says” Tumblr to document all her wacky quips there.

Since Hannah has always been a stranger to professionalism, once she she starts to feel defensive as her inappropriate quotes are read back to her, she does the most Hannah thing she’s ever done on this show—she uncrosses her legs. While wearing a skirt (!!). With no underwear (!!!). Yup. Full-on Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct.

Poor Principal Cook. That dude’s face said it all and it was NOT something he was expecting that day. Her ladyparts left him understandably speechless. We, as viewers, were probably a little less shocked. This is Hannah Horvath (and Lena Dunham) we’re dealing with. Plus, Dunham gave us a little preview with this tweet:

Tonight on @girlshbo Hannah pulls a unique move I like to call the slide n' spread

Ladies: The slide n’ spread is not appropriate at work! Even the white skirt she was wearing is hardly appropriate for work.

This does raise many questions though, such as: Is this just feminism? Wait, why was she not wearing any underwear to begin with? Even a thong, girl? Can we shrug this off as typical Hannah or should we be more concerned, especially that she doesn’t quite grasp the severity of the situation? Did Sharon Stone applaud at the scene? Also, can everyone please start using the phrase “phantom centaur butt” because that is hilarious and we know exactly what she means by that?

If you just had Hannah’s womanhood left on your Bingo card of naked body parts we’ve seen on Girls, congrats, because: BINGO!