The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

Fired from his task on the Analsausage Fuck manufacturing facility, Lucifer Niggerbastard units off on an epic quest along with his compatriots, a burbling sack of babyshit and Rojir the razor-bladed dildo. Written dependent off an summary of the occasions of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled at the again of a cocktail serviette by means of a under the influence of alcohol, The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard is an epic story informed in a bizarro-author’s tackle the traditional Homeric masters. howdy, all writers are thieves. It’s simply unlawful if the lifeless writer you scouse borrow from hasn’t rotted adequate but. really, this booklet is pretty well not anything just like the Aeneid. It’s extra just like the Odyssey, in basic terms extra fucked up, extra epic, and positively extra fascinating to learn. it's a statement on how fucked up issues are all over again? perhaps. most likely. definite. should you don’t have a feeling of humor or “bad words” get your ass in a twist, don’t learn this fucking booklet.

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Bankruptcy eleven: no less than HIS DAUGHTER IS FUCKABLE . pg fifty three bankruptcy 12: TURNUS SUCKS SHIT via a bit TUBE FOR enjoyable. . . pg fifty seven. --5-- --6-- CHAPTER 1: homosexual DICKS “FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK manufacturing unit! ” Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the form within the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs may possibly move fuck himself. “Fucking goats. ” Lucifer kicked a dented can off the sidewalk as he stomped away, ignoring the shitbrown photographs of grandmas fucking that smiled again at him from the label.

In lands means cooler than this silly shithole, they name me Griswalda, the mystical Ass Fairy from the --13-- shitty facet of the foreskin rainbow. ” He spat, groaning in a whistling baritone. “An Ass Fairy? ” Lucifer’s eyes lit up. “No manner! Like in Cinderella and the eighteen shit-eating midgets in hairy costumes? ” “The exact same. ” Griswalda squatted down, scratched his crotch. “Well what the fuck are you doing right here? ” The sack of shit burbled. “Setting you silly fucks correct. ” He pulled out a shotgun.

Jesus Christ! ” The sack of babyshit burbled. “I idea i used to be a goner! I observed my entire homosexual lifestyles flash ahead of my eyes and so much of it used to be instances while I danced bare with a lead-filled sausage on most sensible of a taxicab in downtown tokyo with a homosexual gimp-armed cowboy taking pictures a lettuce gun at me! ” “I bear in mind these sizzling instances! ” Lucifer laughed. “I fucking slapped your babyshit ass so difficult a kind of occasions you flew off the taxi cab and shot liquid cunt crust onto fucking hella nips and gooks and chinks that have been looking at like homosexual little bitches!

The sack of babyshit burbled. “Hey! howdy fuck ass! hi there! ” “Fuck off, cuntswallow. ” Lucifer acknowledged dreamily. “I are looking to fuck that complain from the following to the moon and again. ” “I have heard nice hero has come to our lands unintentionally. ” The queen thundered from atop her dildo tower. “A guy of serious ability and prowess within the sack. a guy with a cock fifty ft lengthy and 80 toes huge who has fucked extra whales to dying than any faggot who ever lived. His identify is Lucifer Niggerbastard, and he's the guy from the prophesy of the Vagina ass that's spoken of within the teachings of these homosexual fuckers from precedent days.

Lucifer whispered. Then, as though on cue, the queen shifted in her cuntchair and bent over, spraying the folk of Carthage with a hurricane of ass juice that they danced in like --38-- little faggots. Mesmerized by means of the movement of liquid dick pouring out of her prodigious rectum, Lucifer didn’t even observe because the hunchbacked and bulbous-eyed fatass they name Cupid stumped as much as him and bit him at the ass. by the point he felt the ache, the little fucker’s venom had soaked into his blood and without warning he was once in love.