Tax On Sex Could Help Limp Economy

Minnesota-based visionary Jaye Beldo proposes tackling the
spiraling national debt by taxing every single act of sexual
activity.

He argues, The national debt is $10 trillion 
thats nearly $36,000 per citizen. If we levy a sex
tax, we could bring that down to zero in no time.

Beldo suggests a sliding scale of taxation so that the rich
pay more for their poontang than the poor.

However, he doesnt trust Americans to report their sex
acts via the honor system.

Instead, hes proposing Congress make it mandatory that
each citizen have a sub-dermal implant installed in their
genitalia thatll report every single act of intercourse
directly to the Internal Revenue Service.

Beldo says the implants will post all sex acts online, so
people can peep other Americans romps, and admits hes
particularly interested in watching Christina Aguilera do
her patriotic duty.

He says those with erectile dysfunction need not worry because
theyll be waived from the tax.