Aeternus wrote:And then buy a server rack so you can put more instances on fresh blades to further expand your player count and productivity. It's known the game supports well over 500 connections after all...

What is the theoretical maximum? It's not 256 - is it 65,536? 4,294,967,296? 18,446,744,073,709,551,616?

There are 10 types of people: those who get this joke and those who don't.

If you see someone in Minecraft sneak-jumping and randomly throwing crafting ingredients at furnaces and IC2 machines and then punching them, he might be trying to pause, clear his hand, and open the GUI without breaking the machine, respectively. Because he's just switched from a long Factorio binge and forgot that just Minecraft isn't as good in some ways. (Ima go back into the Age of Engineering modpack and not do any of this for at least ten minutes )

Child protective services knocks on your door because they want to talk to you about an incident at school and the naming convention of your children, but you don't think there's anything odd about naming your sons Biter, Buffer, Splitter and Blue Express and you've already told Splitter his name is Splitter not Spitter and its not okay to spit at the other children so that shouldn't happen again. In any case its the brats at school who keep calling him Spitter instead of Splitter, which is what started the whole incident. Frankly, you're having a heck of time rounding up your dogs MK2 and Roboport who seem to have been set off by the visit from the CPS lady, the helicopters and the blaring general alarm. You'd appreciate it if she and the sheriff called in advance. "Don't really see why any of this is necessary" you protest as they carry you out to the van handcuffed and ankle tied. Just before they throw you in the back you notice a few cops standing in a semicircle around a pile of something on the ground next to whats left of your experimental acid spray defense turret.