spidernat last logged in July 2nd, when I checked last weekend, after asking the same question. The Chief went on the warpath about personal attacks just before that so maybe he's :

1) On Punishment2) Lost a GDT bet3) Killed or injured in a knife fight.

4) Appearing in a traveling production of West Side Story5) Married an Italian Catholic who likes beagles, and is on a honeymoon in Italy, where he was recruited to join an original Mafia family.6) Serving a 30-day jail sentence for stalking Debbi Taylor.