Channing Tatum's GI Joe Gear 4 Sale

It was recently brought to my attention that Paramount’s VIP Fan Club auctions various items from hit movies on eBay. Among the items currently listed are Sienna Miller’s Gucci high heels from GI Joe, Alice Eve’s Marc Jacobs high heels from She’s Out of My League, and Michelle Williams’s dress and poncho from Shutter Island. But currently leading the bidding at $316.99 is the screen shirt and camo pants worn in GI Joe by none other than FilmDrunk favorite Channing Tatum. And with less than 4 days left to bid, my good friend C-Tates wanted to stop by and inspire the bidding process.

But yo girl, we gots some serious heat comin’. My pants is like $316 right now, right? Dats like 6 months of Boost Mobile bills, yo. But dis cracka Jay Baruchel is all up in C-Tates’ grill like, “Yo C-Tates, you ain’t sh*t, son” and I’m like, “Yo beeyayeetch, ain’t no playa ever save a rec center in no hockey jersey, WHAT!” And he ain’t back down, for reals. His sh*t just chillin’ at $305, like it ain’t no thang. Mutha f*cka, ain’t no girl outta C-Tates league, too proper, too fine.

In case anyone is wondering, I did bid. But I am not the leading bidder.

By: Dingus

09.17.2010 @ 4:58 PM

By the way Vincent, what kind of deal did you have to make with the “Devil” (*bike horn*) to get that Shammy promo (*bike horn*) running on your homepage?

By: Crapbasket

09.17.2010 @ 5:41 PM

Do the pants still have the pre-seminal fluid stains in them from when he looked in the mirror in his trailer and started twisting his nipples trying to make the milk come, then a PA knocked on the door making him shart a bit of Jamie Foxx’s jizz into them?
Cuz if not they ain’t worth a shit to me.

By: Fek'lhr

09.17.2010 @ 5:42 PM

Let’s Filmdrunk this fucking thing! If we have ANYONE that is clsoe to a large shirt and 34/34 pants (not me) I say we all pitch in and win this fucking thing.

Too bad it isn’t in plaid, we could get it for Lince.

Seriously, though, If one of you says you can fit it, I am in for $50.

By: spazmodic

09.17.2010 @ 5:46 PM

Do the pants still have the chunks of scalded skin that peeled offa Lil’ Channing? You know, the Tatum Tots?

By: Erswi

09.17.2010 @ 5:47 PM

Large shirt and 34/34 pants? Hey Fek, do they make those in men’s sizes?

By: Fek'lhr

09.17.2010 @ 6:01 PM

Ers-Word.

By: Johnny Lager

09.17.2010 @ 6:47 PM

“Yo girl, that’s f*ckin’ poetry, son”

Marvelous.

By: HoHosWeKnows

09.17.2010 @ 6:55 PM

I actually have a tux for my bulldog (literally–I’m sure that’s a euphemism for something CT has done in these pants). A bulldog in a tux could get hired for most jobs, even in this economy.

By: HoHosWeKnows

09.17.2010 @ 6:56 PM

@Dingus–has he considered changing his name to M. Night Shyamwow? The secret twist is, it’s an extremely useful product.