April Fool SMS

I hereby certify and swear that I would never ever in my life make you a FOOL on 1st April. For that...
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all the other 364 days of the year are more than enough.
Happy All Fools' day!

If I had not come across you, I would not have understood the true meaning of a lot of words like
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stupid, moron, dumbass, buffoon, idiot, sarcasm; and above all FOOL.
Thanks a lot for it. I sincerely wish you a very Happy April Fool!

A - You are Attractive,
B - You are the Best,
C - You are Cute,
D - You are Dear to Me,
E - You are Excellent,
F - You are Funny,
G - You are Good-Looking,
H - Hehehe,
I - I'm,
J - JOKING.
Happy April Fool Day!

You're full of life;
You're full of surprise;
You're full of wisdom;
You're full of
At times I find you're fully numb
And other times, you're fully dumb.
In short, you're a bloody fool.
Happy April Fool!