British hackers have apparently seized control of a British military communications satellite and triggered a "frenetic" security alert. All the hackers did was "changed the characteristics of channels used to convey military communications, satellite television and telephone calls". What exactly that means is anyone's guess, but the British Ministry of Defense war machine's reaction was as is expected: They assumed it was an act of war and wiped out most of humanity.

OK, maybe they didn't do the last part...yet, but they did assume it was an act of war and react in an expectedly "frenetic rather than panic-stricken" manner.

I think we need to add the mindless drones of government war machines to our list of dangerous robots.