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steal the owners kinkers or under ware or bra and run up the street with owner chasing you
the rigth time to do this one is when the whoe street are geting there papers lol

I love this one. No way am I giving my evil hound the opportunity.

Though she nearly kicked the bucket herself - I don't know why it is, but Cattle dogs seem to really enjoy swinging off horse tails and most horses just let them. Frosty got very very upset later when the house horse - (it thought it was a cat), came to say hello and give Frosty a good sniff.

Frosty has had some amusing encounters with sheep. Including being sniffed all over by my cousins' pet (poddy?) sheep. It's just so wrong when cats and sheep want to sniff and cuddle the herding dog. At least it's one way to completely freak out the herding dog.

ok here some more
put head out of the window of a moving car and get a insten face lift
speir tackel a footy mascot and rip the suit
pee on a police offcer leg and run away
a free ride in a police car
crash a wedding
look under brides dress
get a laugh
eat wedding cake
barfth it back up
spear tackle a fat man and start jumping on his belly
get chase by a cat
eat owners under were
show the post man whos the boss
have sex with a mans leg hold on dont let go
dig a dich in a dirt road and whach a car get stuck in it
get a belly rub by a hot women and staer at her boobs when shes rubing my belly lol
bite a dog chacher in the balls and run home and hide under the bed
drull over owners food when there no looking then whach them eat it
pee in the mouth of a drunk who is past out on the foot path
ride a horse
play pussy with owners hubby then
push him into the pool ,lake ,dam ext agan
and sit there and laugh at him
push over a portal dunny box when some one in side
shit of a highway brigce when a car passing under
pee in the pool
piss on the wife
piss on the hubby
hump a tv
hump the bed
hump the vet
piss on the vets shoe
bite the vets balls
runn away
lick my balls in the vew of my owner the higher the better
whach the owners hump in the bed
tell owner to fech the ball
more to come

If you are reading this then you're doing just fine as to
I'm not going to tell ya I lost the ' , . ? ! " Keys to my head
No grammar no problem I don't know how to fly it any way Bye

Ok I have to start this back up agen it was fun
ok round 2
Chew on owners christmas tree
Test bite all the gifts under the tree
Find my bone in my owner draw
piss on st nick and run away
eat a chees burger
chase the bucket around the yard
Chase the cat up the tree and bark at it till owners come out
To see what I'm barking at
kill the news paper
chew on the new chair that owners just brot
run around at nigth in a white sheet and scare the shit out of every one lol
go for a run drag the owner around the park
Then take him swimming in the lake
go to a outdoor food place and get tied to a table
wait till owners are eating run off with the table
laugh at them
howl on new year
Whach fireworks
get spooked by fireworks
drag owner away from the show
take my first shit on the sidewalk infront of some police
look sorry after I did it
get pats from the police
bark in the car
more to come lol I love making this up lol

If you are reading this then you're doing just fine as to
I'm not going to tell ya I lost the ' , . ? ! " Keys to my head
No grammar no problem I don't know how to fly it any way Bye

pee on grandma's pool deck
and her dolphin sculptures.
poo on hay bale at the Bark Park
and through fencing
and as high up on trees as possible.
shred zippers on pants, jackets, coats. owner should clean up more...
get into the trash and eat left overs every night
swallow a penny
barf on the rug
make owner clean up said leftovers and penny
have Nookie with owner's man-friend's dog.
ignore her while pregnant
rile up the babies who are soo not mine at 630 every morning.
annoy owner to take me out, whine to get back in immediately. repeat all day.