Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: New mark VIII Ultra E-Meters (BFG from OCMB)
Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:33 am
Post subject: NEW E-METER COMING OUT SOON!
Subject description: MARK VIII ULTRA MADE IN JAPAN!
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NEW E-METER IS THE LAST METER TO EVER BE RELEASED!!!!!!
Somehow the word needs to get out to the Scientologists about the new
e-meter coming out. There is a new meter coming out called the Mark VIII
Ultra. This meter is completely new and barely resembles the old meter at
all. It is also not being treated like any other meter before it. While
all past meters have been made and serviced by trained, experienced SO
members from International Management (GOLD) the new meters are
specifically NOT be even touched by them in the slightest. These new
meters have been made for less than half the cost in Japan by an assembly
line that also makes walkmans.
The new meter actually came about due to the fact that Golden Era has been
ripping people off for years way way way overcharging for the old meters.
They use to cost about $400 to make. This was mostly due to wacko
manufacturing methods, inefficiency, and waste. Well, after spending too
much, they would then jack the price up at least 4 times and then sell
them for anywhere from $3,000-$5,000. When Dave found out how much Gold
was ripping people off, he made it so Gold did not get any more money from
the sale of meters and all of the profit went towards making the new
meters. Russ Bellin from CST then proceeded to gallivant off to Japan
regularly and a year or so later, the meters were made.
I said made. Yes, these meters have been made and been sitting in a
warehouse in Japan for 2 years. There are probably hundreds of reasons
that the new meters have not yet come out. One of which being that there
are still a ton of Mark Super VII Quantums out there that have not been
sold. Oh, just for the record, the Quantum is a piece of total shit
compared to the new meter. The staff that have been using the new
meters will not even touch a Quantum Meter , but they still sell them in
the bookstore! The new meters have been shelved for a quite a bit. This is
because they were supposed to be released with all of the fixed courses
from the NEW, NEW, NEW Academy Levels all the way up to Class XII. And all
of the LRH books that have been completely redone for re-release. The
Golden Age of Knowledge and what is has been dubbed as the "Golden Age of
Knowledge II".
For any of those people who keep track of the differences between LRH
books that were released back when he was around and compare them to
recent editions, well, prepare yourselves for a MAJOR shock. You will
think these new editions were written by a different author much less be
deciphering slight differences. There are going to be missing chapters,
chapters jumbled around, added chapters, entire sections gone, deleted,
added, you name it. These books have been being hacked around for over 5
years by more than 100 people and if they resemble the past books in any
way it will be a miracle and they will surely get a lot of attention from
the Source Crusaders.
Daves worry about the new meters was also that the public would somehow
find out about the new meters before they had sold out the old meters and
they would end up with millions of dollars in dead stocks. Well now is the
big chance to create some dead stock! Tell as many Scientologists you can
about the new meter so they can save their pennies for the new ones.
Knowing about them before the release really lets the air out of Daves
balloon as well.
Well guess what, the new meter does not need to be serviced yearly like
all previous E-Meters. It can be updated over the internet. This next part
is the most comical part of this whole thing. The connector that Russ
Bellin specified to be on the back of the meter is now 2 years out of date
and new computers being made do not have this connector on them anymore.
By the time the meter is finally released, it will have obsolete items on
it!!!!! Does this mean that they will all be unpacked and remade? What to
do? Well get ready for a really shitty meeting with Dave Miscavige on that
one huh?
This meter is going to be released at Auditors Day, but maybe a
pre-release on Clambake will at least have them fixing the faults in it
and then releasing it later. Well see.
Until next time.
BFG
Learn to forget.