Reasons to Shave Your Beard: Because Grandma Wants You To

Beards are cool. (Even cooler? Beard gardens!) In the evolutionary ebb and flow of things, this just where we're at in 2014—much to the chagrin of companies that make money from selling razors). But my word of advice is fck trends and do what makes you happy. If it makes you happy to have a beard, then, by all means, by my guest. The only time, however, I'd say you should make an exception is when your grandmother would like you to shave as a gift to her on her 100th birthday. She has lived a century and you'd be a real dick not to just do her a solid this one time. This man, did just that, and for that we salute him.