The mordant talking head, whose real name is the significantly less kicky Michael Alan Weiner, went on a rambling tirade on a recent episode of his program, defending men accused of sexual harassment, and claiming his people are the ones being ganged-up on by an unfeeling people:

“The most oppressed member of society, as I’ve said it before and I’m willing to stand by this again — the most ridiculed, the most oppressed member of society today is the straight, heterosexual, white, male Christians! Period! Period, end of story. Open season! The butt of every joke! Every advertisement shows them as a fool! You don’t hear that though too often, do you? It’s sickening, it can make you sick. The whole world’s upside down. It’s all a big lie.”

But where are these Christian-bashing commercials? We’re not entirely sure, but we have some guesses: