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Washington DC Meetup: October 13

Washington DC makes up a disproportionate amount of my readers, more than any other city in the United States besides New York City. It’s the place where it all began for me and where the pain continues for a lot of guys who rather be somewhere else. Well next Saturday we can put all the complaints aside and hang out as men, because I’m hosting a meetup with my bodyguard Virgle Kent.

When: Saturday, October 13 from 8pm to 12:00am

Where: Location will be announced at 6pm on the day of the meetup via my Twitter feed. Check it before you arrive in case we change venues after 8. The neighborhood will be U Street.

What: This is a casual meetup. There will be no Hello stickers, speeches, or top hats. Meet your fellow man, tell me your life story, drink, and try to bang something above a 4.

Secret Handshake: I’ve done blog happy hours before so what’ll happen is that there will be a few guys around me and then another circle of people who are also part of the meetup. A forum member recommended a secret handshake of sorts so you don’t have to go around asking guys if they’re part of the “Roosh thing.” What you should do if you think a guy is part of the group is ask him where a pet shop is. He can confirm by giving an answer that at some point contains the secret code word: “hamster.” Here’s an example:

First Gentleman (suspecting the other is an RVFer): Excuse me, do you know if there’s a good pet shop nearby?

Second Gentleman (indeed, an RVFer): Why, yes, they even sell a special breed of hamster…….. (raised eyebrow)

If he doesn’t give an answer with “hamster,” then he is not part of the meetup and continued efforts to talk to him will be viewed suspiciously. Bottom line is don’t be shy. You may have to approach your fellow man and then have a series of conversations until you and I can finally shake hands as the heterosexual men that we are.

“I’m a girl. Can I come?” I’m friendly to all my female fans but if you’re not at least a 6 then don’t bother. You should come close to being a girl of this caliber:

If you come with the purpose to debate me or my readers then we will gangrape you (emotionally, not physically, because I’ve never physically raped a woman and would never condone such a thing in any jurisdiction where it is illegal by law).

“This sounds like it will be a sausage fest”. Will it ever! On October 13 this will be the most glorious sausage fest in the city outside of Cobalt. I expect at least 30 guys to show, mostly starting at 8 but then it will trail off as the night goes on. We will single-handedly destroy any chance that other guys will get laid. To help me pick appropriately sized venues for the meetup, please fill out this one-minute survey if you’re thinking of coming.

Out Of Town Logistics: There are bus routes from many East Coast cities, run by companies such as Eastern Shuttle, Mega Bus, and GotoBus. If you go to Skyscanner, you can probably find air fares under $100. There are four options for lodging. The first is Booking.com for hotels that average over $150 per night. Then there are hostel options that start at $35/night. Third is Airbnb ($60/night and up). Lastly there is my Dad’s basement. The key is to be within walking distance of any Metro station. This map is centered around the best location to be in.

On totally unrelated matters, I like drinking flavored vodkas with only ice. Absolut Citron and Stoli Vanilla are my favorites.

I may show up. If I do, it’s to shake your hand and let you know I now have a clear game plan to give my son so he isn’t totally clueless in the world. I’ll take one shot of hard liquor since I haven’t had any in 10 years, then leave.

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6 years ago

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Hoodlum

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“The girl is a ~6.5 to me.”

Oh come on, really? She’s cute, possibly could be a little slimmer in the legs, but as low as 6.5? Really?

You sir must be living in a strange land where a full third of the women around you are hotter than this girl. And if it exists, where the fuck is it, because I want to go.

Watch out for man boobs and feminists, they will show up and turn your even into a Brave Heart movie.

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Anonymous

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too bad there was no such meetups in Europe

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6 years ago

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Tampa

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I’ll be there.
I live down the by the Nationals Stadium and without your guidance, i’d probably be jerking off to porn hub. Instead i have had more sex in teh last three years then i had in the first 25.

Been a readers since the DC Bachelor days and your, “Hye, let me guess, your….” opener has gotten me laid more than a dozen times.

The least i can do is buy you some fruity ass pansy bullshit flavored vodka drink, you homo.

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But seriously Coursera is a great site to learn tons of different shit, no paying 50K a year to a SWPL college.

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The Road Warrior

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hey roosh…..

when you coming to the U.K…….

A) would love to hear what you make of London… (even though I’m sure Nik K. has done his best to put you off it)

Dude. If at all humanly possible, I am SO THERE. I’m only four or five hours away, so it will be a matter of scheduling. And if I come, I’ll bring plenty of condoms for all, and porn for you bastards who strike out.

Oh, I’ll also be slutting my forthcoming book, Manosphere: A New Hope For Masculinity, like a drunk fat chick in a miniskirt at Comicon. Roosh plays a prominent role, of course, as the Marco Polo of Poon.

And the chick? I’d do her. They’re all pink on the inside.

II

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unicorns

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i’m a lithuanian and the chick is a bit below average to me. go figure.

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JM

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i’ve had to take buses between dc and nyc many times….good ‘ol greyhound is the cheapest if you buy ahead (17.00$) and most comfortable by far

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Shawn

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Timely post as usual. Was thinking if i ever ran into you here in Dork Central(DC, had to buy you a pint or two.

Peace

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Pierre

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Wish I could make it…come to NY sometime Roosh!

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Matt

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It’s a 23 hour drive, so I’m not going to make it.

Let me know if you ever decide to visit Texas.

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Buddhist Chick

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I’ll actually be in Balitmore next weekend so I’ll definitely come and debate you

I’ll bring some of my Iranian friends too.

Should be fun!

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Petworth Station

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Got to shake the hand of the man that changed my life, real talk. I’ve can provide 420 if anyone is interested for the night (ie: I live literally blocks away from U st…)

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Cyrone

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Female readers are sooo going here undercover just to get laid by one of you

”””Dude. If at all humanly possible, I am SO THERE. I’m only four or five hours away, so it will be a matter of scheduling. And if I come, I’ll bring plenty of condoms for all, and porn for you bastards who strike out.

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should i bring some ho’s for the people who strike out make it a real party blowjobs out back

he he he

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gunslingergregi

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8 to 12 really that early

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Anonymous

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“I’ve never physically raped a woman and would never condone such a thing in any jurisdiction where it is illegal by law”

Does this mean you would condone it if it weren’t illegal?

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Jersey

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Let me add to the chorus of people calling for an NYC meetup. Not only to meet up with you, but also to meet other forum members.

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Javed

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Gonna be epic, see you in a week!

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6 years ago

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Ray

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Rooosh a little comment on how to organize you site :
When people by Google or different arrive at rooshvforum.com..and read around and such..and get interested..there is NOT LINK TO ROOSHV.COM..there simply isnt ! fatality !!. Why is that ?

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Jay in DC

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Clearly, I am uhh “pretty close by” ;-D

Another guy that reads your site often DC Phil would 100% be down to come out but I think he is out of the States until November. I am going to have put this on my calendar.