2010: The Year We Shave Groin

I think it’s safe to say that Douchebag Groin Shave Reveal (GSR), the act of the ‘bag not only shorning his genital region like a lamb in heat, but selecting clothwear to display such knowledge to the larger world, has become a full blown epidemic.

And by full blown, I mean he wishes Kimmy, Kelly and Kaylie would pay more attention. But they won’t. It’s just for the pic, Bob. Now go fetch me a chicken pot pie.

Fine collection of hotts…Big boobs are always awesome, but lithe, athletic ones are also appreciated.

11:40 am May, 5Anonymous 3:16 said...

I find nothing inherently wrong with keeping things tidy in terms of groin area (on a male) and so on. However, the reveal makes it the uberdouche to me. Why? Contrast it with other issues of hygiene if you wish – deordorant – does one walk about in any manner to purposely display the fact one uses it? NO. Brushing teeth – again, is there any societal interaction with the only purpose to display the fact one brushes their teeth – NO.

delectable hotness in the frontline. Ladies groin shave is OK! Black bikini on the right of the douche has a particularly hot set of legs I’d love to lie between. The fact that I cannot see her legs does not matter.

Ladies who don’t shave/wax the groin region should be put to sleep for the bad bitches they are. This is a great day for hots. Two pics of perfection for this beautiful Cinco de Mayo day. That dude needs to be kicked in his gnards for showing his waxed region off. Pull up your shorts and relax Bobby. Also, wearing a belt by the water is unexceptable in my opinion but he probably needs it or were seeing fig and berries.

12:37 pm May, 5Deltus said...

Female GSR should be the norm.

12:45 pm May, 5retard said...

Female GS is a REQUIREMENT, not an option. The Reveal, however, can be done privately in my bedroom.

12:50 pm May, 5scrotum pole said...

Several years ago I had a vasectomy (court-order.) The doctor instructed me to shave my groin.

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Shaving the area above my junk wasn’t too bad, but I also had to shave my nuts. Imagine trying to remove the hair from two squishy walnuts. Let me tell you brothers, it ain’t easy.

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The urologist worked out of a smelly, dingy office, in a part of Indianapolis you wouldn’t enter after dark. He was known only as “Fred.”

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After a week or so, I was instructed to ejaculate into a Dixie Cup and bring the samples back to Fred, so he could check if there were any die-hard sperm still hanging around. Kinda’ like Al Queda in Afghanistan, after Operation Enduring Freedom.

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I chose to take my chances on another unwanted kid. Fortunately Fred did enough damage down there to eliminate any further additions to my family.

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Anyway, Groin Shave is not for the faint of heart, give these brave young men some credit.

I prefer women with some fur down under. I am a bit of a sasquatch myself, so I don’t bother trimming much of anything except the hair on my face, and eve nthat is hardly a regular event.

Hair is hair. If you got it, you got it, if you don’t you don’t. GSR is just a reflexive response to porn. People learn to salivate to videos of hairless people, then they will tend to salivate to hairless people off screen as well. GSR males are simply falling into that path of no resistance. The women are following the trends set by prostitutes, as a hairless cooter is less likely to acquire bugs with frequent use.

It used to be that prostitutes would wear cooter toupees called “Merkins”. When I go down South and ask people what their nationality is, and they say “Wulll I’m a MERKIN!” I always chuckle…

Groin shave on a man is wrong, wrong, wrong. Sorry. There’s nothing wrong with trimming it a bit, but a hairless peter is disgusting. The cock itself isn’t covered in hair (unless you’re Armenian), so shaving the skin around it bald doesn’t make any sense. And, as far as the balls go, well, Scrotum Pole so vividly demonstrated what’s wrong with that. Shaved balls look like victims. Any girl who will suck on your balls isn’t going to care if they’re a little fuzzy. Trim if you like but please don’t go full-clean and do NOT display GSR. You’re not a stripper. And if you are, you’re a gay one and you don’t care what the ladies think anyway.

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To that, I’m a fan of the female shave simply ’cause you actually have to put your face IN the damn thing, and it’s just easier to get at that way. It’s a courtesy thing more than an appearance thing, I think. If I expect you to mash your face into it for the 40 minutes it takes me, I’m going to make it easy on you and as clean as possible. I’m going to be really gross here…Men, your pee comes out of a place that’s distant from your body. For us, it’s coming right out of the tap and gets all over everything. A bush can also be known as “piss mop”. Got it? That’s no way to welcome someone to clitsville, by having them dig through a pissy bramble patch.