A sound bite like this isn't exactly unsurprising coming from La St00z, whose previous shocking bon mots include telling the paparazzi to "freeze to death" and saying that being photographed against your will is like "getting raped." During a Marie Claire UK Q&A with Balenciaga creative director Nicolas Ghesquiere, Stewart was asked what makes her happy. She replied:

I'm a miserable cunt! I'm not sure if I'm most happy when I'm comfortable and content or when I'm pushing myself to the limits. There are such different versions of happy. And I really appreciate both.

Yes, the conundrum of that particular word is problematic and unsolvable, but leave that for now. Here, interviewer Alice Olins of Marie Claire, feathers clearly a-ruffled, interjects with a classic put-down:

The actress is all too aware she's on show, and the "on-show" Stewart can be brash and provocative. I mean, if I was the new face of Balenciaga and had the pick of the latest collection to wear, I wouldn't have chosen a neoprene vest and grubby-looking jeans for the interview.

Ah, yes. The deep and penetrative psychological science utilized when criticizing another woman's. My 7th grade bully Ashley Goldfond used the same deductive skills to decide I was a "lesbo" who shopped at "the shit store." [Examiner]

Barbra Streisand and Elliott Gould's son Jason Gould is petrified of singing in front of Babs. [Page Six]

Seth MacFarlane was offered a hosting gig at the AVN Awards but turned it down. Maybe he's read that really dark David Foster Wallace piece. [TMZ]

Kim Kurdurshsurrnsns wants to marry 'Ye on an island with just friends and family. [Us Weekly]

Sting and Trudie Styler tantric sex blah blah, and they made fun of their reputation at a Childen's Benefit concert to the tune of "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better." (Sting: "Any orgasm, well, I can have longer. Styler: "I can, what he said, longer than him.") A little inappropriate for a children's benefit? [Page Six]

Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger ate lunch with their son Patrick. [Us Weekly]

Reese Witherspoon and newborn son Tennessee James are at home and doing well. [People]

Tom Ford and his longtime partner Richard Buckley have announced the birth of their son Alexander John Buckley Ford, who may have emerged in the world's tiniest tuxedo because I believe in magic. [People]

Bachelor couple Ben Flajnik and Courtney Robertson broke off their engagement, if that was even ever a real thing. [People]

After some drugs and alcohol took him higher a few years ago (sorry), Scott Stapp was six feet from the edge (sorry) of a balcony and fell off. He lay there with a fractured skull, broken nose and hip until T.I. appeared with arms wide open (SORRY) and rescued him. That's a true story! [People]