Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked
the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical
answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father.

'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go
out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some colouring, and took little David
aside to ask him, 'Is that really true about your father?'

I'm going Blues but I have to say, the Kings have surpised me in many ways. My heart says Blues. My head says, "not so fast."

I think the Preds, after they way they showed themselvs against Detroit, are going to be tough to beat. I like the play of the Coyotes, too, but I think the Preds have a bit of an edge, and he spends his time in the blue paint.

Being a Flyers fan you can imagine how I feel about the Devils. Even people from New Jersey don't like the NJ Devils.

Go Panthers.

But first the league is making me wait until WEDS to see Boston/Washington game. Those barstards. I have a feeling that will be a great game. I pick Boston. Let the record show.