Yeah, mine like to watch. I guess I'm gonna have to close off the master bath with a wall and a door (now it's just kind of around a couple of corners.) They also have this weird thing where every time I flush a toilet, the run up and peer into it as everything swirls away. (I did have one cat that started peeing into the toilet, all on his own. But he peed on everything that he thought was "mine," or "the dog's," or "the other cat's.")

I rented a house once whose basement apartment was occupied by, um, mentally handicapped young ladies who worked at a nearby cafeteria. My three cats literally did fall through the ceiling of their apartment into their bed.

They went insane with fear, called the police, came running upstairs in their bras and panties, screaming about "falling cats." No matter how much I (or the cop) explained that the cats were my own, they continued to shake and wail like the apocalypse was at hand.