Burhan Wani: Hehe! Paleed Hindu kidding us. You Linga worshipper, we came from Arab/Central Asia. We conquered you and ruled you for centuries.

Indian Jawan: So you are OUTSIDERS? Ok then, leave Kashmir first as per your own demand.

Burhan Wani: (after a long silence) We are natives. Hindus are outsiders in Kashmir.

Indian Jawan: So your religion of peace originated in mountains of Kashmir? We thought it was from desert! You still carry a Hindu surname- Wani! Most of you carry surnames of Hindus like Malik, Butt, Kichlu, Dar, Lone. Why? Ashamed of your Arab fathers?

Burhan Wani: I will kill you.

Indian Jawan: Here I am. Lets play.

Burhan Wani (CAPS ON): I AM NATIVE KASHMIRI AND HINDU IS OUTSIDER AND I AM AN ARAB AND HINDU WORSHIPS LINGA AND I AM SUPPRESSED AND I RULED INDIA AND KASHMIR BELONGS TO KASHMIRI AND KASHMIRI HINDUS ARE OUTSIDERS, INDIAN KUTE HAAY HAAY. I WILL KILL YOU. I WILL GUN DOWN EVERY INDIAN SOLDIER. I WILL F*** YOUR WOMEN. I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO HELL. I WILL ….

Burhan Wani is about to win the debate. But ….

8 July 2016 6 PM at Bundoora:

Indian Jawan puts a gun on his head: You and your Jihadis are surrounded. Let us see who goes to Hell.

(Forgive me. I made a blunder, I swear to Allah. I don’t want to die. I will quit path of terror. Have mercy. Set me free)

Indian Jawan: Le Azad kar diya (Ok, you are free).

Indian Jawan shoots Burhan Wani.

‘Shaheed’ Burhan Wani’s corpse had wet smelly pants.

He is now enjoying 72 virgin goats in 7th sky.

The end.

Vashi Sharma is a globally renowned energy scientist. He is a doctorate from IIT Bombay and a scientist with Ministry of New & Renewable Energy. Vashi is the greatest expert on Islamic terrorism and deradicalization today.

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Vashi Sharma is a globally renowned energy scientist. He is a doctorate from IIT Bombay and a scientist with Ministry of New & Renewable Energy. Vashi is an expert on Islamic terrorism and deradicalization.

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Shame on Barkha Dutt and Desai.They adopt a posture that only looks at terrorist rights.What about the rights of those they kill?What about the right to security of India?Desai and Barkha use simplistic arguments devoid of any real geopolitical analysis.A terrorist is a terrorist.Defending them or their rights should be a crime.