Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy. Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.

SirEattonHogg:Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy. Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.

Are you kidding? I think the average Farker knows a lot about top-shelf pussy......as the weekly Caturday thread clearly shows.

Gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Fark - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

SirEattonHogg:Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy. Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.

SirEattonHogg:Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy. Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.

Don't forget to mention you're stuck in a chair and so very, very scared!/And a member of the marine core.

SirEattonHogg:Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy. Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.

Reality: you're the guy who passed out at a party and woke up with Sharpie-drawn words and images all over his body.

Tekes are well known for their hilarious, cutting satire. Here, the false layers upon the false until a thickness accumulates that is convincing of a certain comical, circular truth. What has actual value here? What doesn't? And who says? These are young people experimenting with their craft.

SirEattonHogg:Reminds me of my old college days at the Beta house when we were all throwing awesome parties and getting top shelf pussy. Being in a frat fosters deep brotherhood ties and friends for life. It's really something you losers would know nothing about - especially getting top shelf pussy.