Dad Guy

I’m amazed he is so calm….

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Zombie Bus!!!

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Dream Job contest – But this one seems different. Instead of a prescribed “dream” opportunity to travel the world, taste the wines of Croatia, or live smartphone-free, you get to set the terms of your dream. Outdoor clothing brand Prana opened the “The Day Job to Dream Job” contest this week, offering $100,000 for the next year to do whatever you want. You don’t have to post about hotels, eat bacon in every state, or push tacos — unless you want to, of course..CLICK HERE FOR INFO…

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What the small town of Rachel NV said about the area 51 event which is 50 miles away – “There is no gas and no store. The Inn is booked for that weekend. If you plan on attending the event you must be experienced in camping, hiking and surviving in a harsh desert environment and have a vehicle in good shape. You must be prepared to be completely on your own for food, water, gas etc.”

8-15-19

Calling in sick to a place YOU DON’T WORK

Someone just made a Godzilla Guitar and it will cost you 52,000

This is what happened on July 7th 2019 at Commerzbank-Arena, Frankfurt: 1000 musicians from all over the world working their ass off for months to celebrate this magnificent hymn to rebellion by Rage Against the Machine

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Flea has a new memoir coming out called “Acid For The Children” on November 5. e has been writing this since 2014 and you can pre-order it HERE

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8-8-19

Florida Quote of the YEAR: “I was able to bite him, and I didn’t even have my teeth in my mouth like now,” Coleman said. “My brother said, ‘How did you bite him?’ I said, ‘With the little teeth I got, I bit him!’ I felt some kind of danger. I sensed it, and I seen that look on his face. My life were in danger.”

A nearly toothless Florida woman says she bit a man who forced his way into her apartment. “With the little teeth I got, I bit him,” she said. https://t.co/KkGHU64w2p#odd