Apparently, it's gonna be a little Entourage meets Real Housewives situation, following Borghese and his male friends: a denim entrepreneur, a perpetual single dude, a vodka brand owner, and a break-dancer/cosmetics exec. Uh, the last one is obviously my favorite already.

It'll all go down on the Esquire channel, a network that has, of late, gained my affection by rerunning Parks and Rec and airing an addictive, sickening Pop Warner football series called Friday Night Tykes.

Obviously, reality stars repurposing themselves on other shows is nothing new (isn't anyone going to mention that's Cameran from Real World on Bravo's Southern Charm?). But what I love about this is it's such a deep cut—Borghese was on The Bachelor all the way back in 2006.

To Jake Pavelka, who's most likely smarting at being passed over for this: You just have to wait a little longer. And as for you, Juan "EesOK" Pablo, you've got a good long camera-free spell to enjoy before reality comes knocking again. So, just enjoy being yourself far from where we can see you. Laugh it up!