This is a video of a girl with pink hair (for all you colorblinders out there!) impersonating a bunch of emoticons in real life. Does she do a good job? I'll leave that up to you to decide. But if you twisted my arm to weigh in I'd probably change the subject real quick to avoid saying anything that might hurt feelings. QUICK -- MY DOG'S LICKING HIS BUTTHOLE.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Carlo, who sent me an email full of emoticons, half of which looked sexual in nature. Obviously, I flagged the message for further investigation.