Need a reason to watch American Horror Story? Want to relive its many warped highs and sordid lows? Baffled that it has an audience at all?

Wherever you stand on Ryan Murphy‘s dopey, perverse slice of camp horror bliss, here’s another chance to experience the staggering amount of insane plot turns its second season shamelessly exposed the world to in every episode.

The new season of any TV show always comes with a certain level of anxiety and anticipation, but FX’s American Horror Story may inspire more curiosity than most. Whereas most shows simply continue the plot from the first season, creator Ryan Murphy has revealed that Season 2 of American Horror Story will start from scratch with fresh storylines and characters in a whole new setting. Even the title’s changed, somewhat — Season 2 is officially called American Horror Story: Asylum.

FX has already offered some clues as to the themes and imagery of the new season with its endless series of teasers, but now they’re giving us the best look yet. The first five minutes of American Horror Story: Asylum have just hit the web, and you can watch the (somewhat NSFW) video after the jump. Be sure to stick around after the screaming starts for a look at the new credits sequence.

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