Sunday, September 23, 2012

Pandas, Dragons, and Dinosaurs

It’s
Tongue-in-Cheek Week here at Book Aunt as we talk about three
picture books I think parents will like because the humor works for them as
well as (in a somewhat different way) for young readers. Do try to keep a straight
face.

Chu’s Day by Neil Gaiman, illustrated by Adam Rex

This
is an extremely simple story that—Neil Gaiman hype or no Neil Gaiman hype—needs
just the right illustrations to work. Fortunately, Adam Rex is in the house.
Let’s hear a big round of applause for neo goth-cool Gaiman and geek chic-cool Rex!

You
might like to know that the target audience for this book, which is due out in January (so yep, I’m
totally jumping the gun), is the Chinese government.

I’ll
bet you think I’m kidding.

A
few years ago when Neil Gaiman was doing research in China, he learned that his
books, such as The Wolves in the Walls and The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two
Goldfish, are banned there. Here is part of Gaiman’s own explanation about the
discovery that the books aren't allowed in China. (Sorry, but my quote function doesn’t want to allow paragraph returns.)

“Why
not?” I asked. I was told it was because of their disrespect for authority,
because sometimes children knew better than adults, because sometimes children
do bad things and are not punished. I thought, “I should write a picture book
that not even the Chinese can resist publishing.” I wrote it in a tea-shop in
China. It is about a little panda who sneezes.

It was nice to find out that Gaiman specifically requested Adam Rex as an
illustrator. Good call, Neil!

Anyway,
the entire plot can be summed up as “Aaah— Aaah— Aaah—…Choo!” But be
forewarned: little Chu’s sneezes are extraordinary. That’s why, when his
parents take him various places and he seems like he’s going to sneeze, they
get a little worried. But it’s a false alarm, another false alarm, etc.
etc.—until it isn’t. Then WATCH out!

As
I said, the plot is fun, but Adam Rex’s genius takes it to another level. First
of all, little Chu with his sneeze-pun name is really cute, though just the
teensiest bit wild-eyed, in my opinion. He wears a green striped t-shirt and
yellow aviator goggles pushed up on the top of his head. He seems at first
glance like a Bambi-eyed Disney character, but turns out to be Adam Rex’s truly
subtle take-off on such a character. Don't miss the back cover, which is literally a back view of the front cover. Plus snail.

In
his signature style (e.g., see Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich), Adam Rex creates
an all-animal cast for scenes set in a library, a diner, and a circus. Each
spread in these locations is marked by little in-jokes. Check out the mice in
the card catalog, the diner name and counter person, and the different animals
who are acrobats and their facial expressions at the circus, for example. We also get nice touches like the way a gold ring that’s part of the circus
equipment frames Chu’s face right before he loses it. I was especially delighted
by the way the locations that earlier escaped Chu’s sneeze don’t go unscathed
in the over-the-big-top climax.

Clever
premise and good pacing on Gaiman’s part, but Rex’s artwork steals the show. Your
3- or 4-year-old will really like this one.

The
final sentence of Gaiman’s explanation about the book? “There is no word yet on what
the Chinese government thinks.”

Note:
If you like this book, look for an older favorite of mine, My Little Sister Ate
One Hare by Bill Grossman, illustrated by Kevin Hawkes.

Also: Thanks to the publisher for a review copy of Chu's Day. Neil Gaiman's note was part of the publisher's materials, so you won't find it in the book. But I'm guessing you can look for it online.

Dragons Love Tacos by Adam Rubin, illustrated by Daniel Salmieri

This
book has an oddly parallel plot to Chu’s Day, though it may not seem that way
at first. We hit that high, high point in the climax, actually.

But
let’s get down to basics. As the intrusive narrator and even the title explain,
“Dragons love tacos.” Check out the cover art: The big pink dragon sprawled out in a taco-drugged haze has at
least 9 tacos in his mouth, 15 sitting on top of his belly, and another 12
lying beside him. Not to mention all the ones you can’t see from this angle.

As
the book begins, the narrator addresses his dragon/taco “how to” to a boy who
looks like he’s about 10.

The
kid is obviously the perfect vessel for such knowledge because his bedroom is
filled with dragon art, dragon toys, dragon stuffed animals, and dragon action
figures. The informative narrator suggests that if the boy wants to make
friends with dragons, tacos had better be involved. “But wait!” There’s a
caveat here. Dragons like MILD tacos. They hate spicy salsa. “Just one single
speck of hot pepper makes a dragon snort sparks.” It also gives dragons tummy
troubles.

Our
friendly narrator continues to coach the boy, convincing him to throw a taco
party and invite all the neighborhood dragons. We find out that dragons love
parties, too. The boy gets his hands on positively oodles of tacos. He takes the precaution of pouring all the hot taco sauce in a hole in the backyard and burying it. But he MAY have missed a bottle…

The
artwork in Dragons Love Tacos has a fresh new look. The dragons are a bit like
birds and a bit like dinosaurs. They come in different colors and manage to show distinct
personalities. The little boy has a blocky body with a fireplug head and
bowl-cut hair, along with froggy eyes and skinny little arms and legs. His dog
is his sidekick. And of course, Daniel Salmieri is the ultimate taco artist: he
must have drawn a hundred for this book. (Take a look at the
endpapers!) All of this is set on a creamy background speckled with pale brown.
Simple but effective.

Watch
for the jokes—such as the spread where a dragon, responding to the narrator’s
request, plays dead to act out just how much he hates spicy salsa. Also the spread showing how much dragons like different kinds of parties. I know I never
want to go to another party that doesn’t have taco balloons, let alone a dragon
that flies and juggles tacos at the same time. Shades of the tree party in Go,
Dog. Go! It’s a good thing this kid’s parent are never around, especially
considering what happens next.

Adam
Rubin’s narrator sounds a little like Grover narrating There’s a Monster at the
End of This Book. He is certainly full of good advice and warnings. Too bad it
doesn’t necessarily work out! But the wry humor should amuse you along the way,
and the author throws in a nice twist at the end of the book. Dragons Love
Tacos will make a great read-aloud for your kids. I suspect you’ll be having
tacos for dinner shortly thereafter, with or without spicy salsa.

Goldilocks
and the Three Dinosaurs by Mo Willems

You
know you’re in for a treat when you open this book to the front endpapers and
see 65 or 70 crossed-out titles, things like Goldilocks and the
Three Clams, Goldilocks and the Three Orthodontists, Goldilocks and the Three
Robots, and Goldilocks and the Three Meerkats. If you’re like me, you’ll
immediately turn to the back endpapers to see if they’re a repeat. And they’re
not! We even get Goldilocks and the Three Stooges, not to mention Goldilocks and
the Three Underwear Salesmen and Goldilocks and the Three Foot-long Hoagies.
There’s more fun to be had, but I’ll restrain myself from listing the rest of the unused
titles and move on to the actual book.

Once
upon a time, there were three Dinosaurs: Papa Dinosaur, Mama Dinosaur, and some
other Dinosaur who happened to be visiting from Norway.

Yes,
Baby Dinosaur (or Bear) has been replaced by somebody presumably occupying the
guest room. Though he is rather short. And pay attention to visual details like
the phone, which has an extra-long receiver to suit a dinosaur head. The tale continues:

One
day for no particular reason, the three Dinosaurs made up their beds,
positioned their chairs just so, and cooked three bowls of delicious chocolate
pudding at varying temperatures.

Wink-wink, nudge-nudge. We
soon figure out that the Dinosaurs are setting an elaborate trap for the kind
of little girl who might be inclined to walk into someone’s house without
asking. But this is all conveyed ever-so-slightly indirectly. In other words,
your kid is going to LOVE being onto those crafty dinos! Especially when we get
lines like: “Then the other Dinosaur made a loud noise that sounded like a big,
evil laugh but was probably just a polite Norwegian expression.” (I won’t
attempt to reproduce the Norwegian laughing sounds pictured around his head
in the artwork, but you get the idea.)

Sure
enough, while the Dinosaurs ostensibly go Someplace Else, a little girl shows up and walks
into the very large house. Her interaction with the pudding and the chairs is way past hilarious. The phrase “sugar high” comes to mind, and something else is too high,
as well. (Don’t miss the asteroids poster on the wall.)

Finally,
just in the nick of time, little Goldie gets a clue. And readers get, not one, but
two morals to the story.

Kids
who know the bears version are going to fall over laughing when they hear this
one. I'm pretty sure parents and teachers will be chortling, as well.

Of course, anyone
who’s met Pigeon or Elephant and Piggie will not be surprised to find that Willems’
dinosaurs are priceless. Mama’s hair or wig is a shorter, tamer version of
Marge Simpson’s—anyway, it’s pale blue. And Papa has this absurd scribbly
villain mustache. The two of them are green and sort of T-rex-shaped. The
visiting dino is rust-colored and built more along the lines of a Triceratops.
Goldilocks, for her part, will remind you of an older version of the kid in
Knuffle Bunny. Terrific facial expressions abound.

Mo
Willems has captured all the fun of the original tale and then transformed
it with his usual panache, wry humor, and appealing artwork. Another great offering from the undisputed new king of picture book comedy.

Just in case you were wondering, one of the title ideas on the endpapers is Goldilocks
and the Three Pigeons. Oh, and the three bears do make a cameo appearance, like aging actors showing up for ten seconds in a hot new action flick.

Note for Worried Parents: I'm sure somewhere some parents will be worried about the dinosaurs' plans to eat Goldilocks, implied by references such as the one to "delicious chocolate-filled-little-girl-bonbons." These would be the parents without a sense of humor. No, really, little kids seem to be unfazed by this sort of threat in fairy tales. They know dinosaurs don't wear ties. And are extinct. But then, you know your kids, so make the call.

ABOUT ME

I am madly in love with children's books and want to get great books into the hands of kids who will love them, too. Books are like magnifying glasses, intensifying the wonders of people and their imaginations and everything in the world from spiders to shoelaces. Books are a unique sort of conversation. I write them, too, mostly MG fantasy, but sometimes poetry and picture books. Thank you, Johanes Gutenberg!