I like that one where you make a noose out of a very fine, but very strong wire. Then slip it around your neck, but before hanging yourself you superglue your hands to the side of your head. Jump and decapitate yourself. That way when the cops find your body they go, “Wow, he tore his own head off with his bare hands! Now that’s a guy who wanted to die!”

F$%k me! Just finished the whole archive! And my name’s Dave, talk about coincidences.. specially when i feel for the comic dave, having borderline and what not… f&%k me! You guys rule, chapeau bas W&T!!