Actor/director Gallo tells New York Post gossip column PageSix, “Chloe and I were never boyfriend and girlfriend. In 1995 we made out once in Paris… I feel Chloe has suggested we were boyfriend and girlfriend to lessen the boldness of her appearance (in The ‘Brown Bunny’)… and to portray herself as a devoted girlfriend and victim rather than a great radical performer.

“Chloe brilliantly understood that the media would persist in thinking that she did it out of loyalty to me… I am sorry she feels the experience was so startling that she needs therapy to resolve her feelings.”

An eBay auction offering a night with actor/director Vincent Gallo has been withdrawn from the Web site, because it breaches their rules on selling sex. The vendor, claiming to be the 43-year-old …

An eBay auction offering a night with actor/director Vincent Gallo has been withdrawn from the Web site, because it breaches their rules on selling sex.

The vendor, claiming to be the 43-year-old filmmaker himself, offered a night of passion for the sum of $50,000.

He wrote, “I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as ‘Buffalo 66′ and ‘The Brown Bunny’ have decided to make myself available to all women.

“For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female. Heavy set, older, redheads and even black chicks can have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused.

“Scanning for STDs is required as is bathing and grooming prior to our encounter.”

After eBay bosses learned of the controversial posting, it was pulled down because users are not allowed to sell sexual acts through the site.

Spokesman Hani Durzy tells the New York Daily News, “It’s a clear violation. We don’t allow people to offer escort services or services of a sexual nature.”

An Internet site is offering controversial filmmaker Vincent Gallo’s sperm for sale for $1 million.

VGmerchandise.com — which calls itself “the official Web site for Vincent Gallo merchandise” — includes a detailed agreement whereby wannabe mothers can pay for Gallo to inseminate them by in vitro fertilization or even naturally for an extra $500,000, a fee it alleges he will waive if he deems the woman attractive enough.

The offer was available on auction Web site eBay earlier this week, but the listing has since been removed.

The site details the actor/director’s physical attributes: “Mr. Gallo is 5 feet, 11 inches and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen ‘The Brown Bunny,’ you know the potential size of the genitals if it’s a boy.”

It also recommends his sharp features would “blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female.”