Dark humour...

In Bosnia imediatelly after the war, bosnian guy Muyo buys a car. He drives it slowly through Sarajevo with his arm on the side window.
His friend Haso sees him and says.
Stop being such a peacock, Muyo. I see many better cars than yours around here.
Muyo replies:
Yes, but I see meny people without an arm around here.

Muyo apliees for a job at a Bosnian State Post. He is invited to an interview with the manager.
Muyo says.
I am a national war hero. I lost my genitals in a granate explosion while fighting for our beloved Bosnian Motherland.
Manager replies:
Great. We will be proud to have you in our company. The work usually starts at 8 o'clock am but you can come tomorrow at 10 o'clock am.
Muyo asks:
But why at 10 am if work starts at 8 am.
Manager replies:
Well, you know, this is a state company so we spend first two hours of work every day just sitting and scratching our balls.