Hi Pinky, Arnie, Sammy and Bill! I only seem to get on this site every blue moon! where as a couple of years ago it was my first 'go to site' on waking up each morning. I do a lot of work on Facebook and so I am on there most of the time and catch up with Regt info that way. Only this last weekend a...

An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the emu. A short time later the waitress returns with the order ...

Thanks Pete, I remember it now, (all those stags on the gate when on the RP staff. I wonder whatever happens to signs and notices when the Regt move around. My favourite sign in Benghazi was for when we went on exercise. "Trees will not be cut down, and any trees that are down will not be cut u...

Not the best tasting but the most welcome drink was, again, in the desert, broken down, all water gone just me and Barny McVey, straining coolant from a mk2 ferret through a sock of mine. REME turned up an hour later thank god!