PEOPLE Magazine calls the recent and abundant news reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are breaking up “false,” and the reason they claim this?Â They were out to dinner when the majority of news stories broke.Â Oh, well, if they were out to dinner, then we all know they’re not breaking up…that is unless they have a huge PR team that has told them to pull the oldest PR stunt in the world!Â I mean, come on!Â It’s not that I’m rooting for the break-up, as there are children involved and a buttload of them, but it’s been my experience that where there’s smoke, there’s usually a blazing fire.Â And does PEOPLE think that we forget that just prior to Brad and Jennifer Aniston’s break-up they were seen vacationing together, and even threw a dinner party for friends?Â We’re wise to you, oh Hollywood PR folks.

If you care to read the “spin” from PEOPLE, this is what they have to say:

“Angie and Brad were actually out to dinner together in Los Angeles when the rumor broke,” says the source. “That’s how ridiculous [the story] is.”

At the time, multiple sources told PEOPLE the report, which originated in a British tabloid, was “totally false.”

I hate to be cynical, folks, but I think it’s time to face that the Reign of Brangelina may be coming to an end.Â It most likely boils down to simple math, as two people that good looking can only stay together for so long before they both feel as though they are going to implode.