Friday, July 28, 2006

IMPEACHMENT!!!

These are dark times for the Bogus Doug administration.

The people have spoken, and what they said was "Lynch Him!!!!" It wasn't even close, with 87% of the votes cast being for impeachment.

It's not certain what provoked such an overwhelming hostility to Mayor Doug. Is it his inactivity? His inability to prevent the hostilities the erupted into The Great Cheese War of '06? His carelessness with martinis?

And so sadly we must perform our constitutional duty, and conduct our impeachment trial at the next MOB convention. Details to come.