Jerkboy Game Narrated In Real Time

You ever get stuck on a really awful date and wondered what to do about it? This jerklord decided the best defense is to be really offensive. With a little encouragement from his mates, he pulled out all the tricks in the Asshole’s Guide to Making Women Horny (Or Sorry They Ever Took You for a Beta Pushover). Follow the story from top to bottom, and keep an eye out in one of the videos for the exact second our ho-tagonist experiences a pleasant zap in her taco trap.

Were you paying attention? Right after the hair tussle, she smiled a bit and a momentary look of…intrigue… swept across her face. THAT was the turning point, when she changed from uninterested rude bitch with her face in her phone to curious rude bitch with her face out of her phone and looking at this man with the minerals to do what he just did.

When a girl is this cunty on a date — literally more interested in her 6 inch phone screen than in you — there are three options available to you that at least salvage your dignity if not help you savage her vagina.

Call her out. This isn’t the most charming or ZFG option, but it is better than sitting there and suffering her rudeness like a chump. “Are you gonna be a rude bitch all night, or just during appetizers?” The meet-to-lay ratio on this tactic won’t be great, but the meet-to-self-respect ratio is through the roof. And some girls WILL react positively to being called the fuck out for extreme bitchitude.

Leave. Similar to #1, but without the risk of sounding butthurt. You just get up and go, no words exchanged, no excuses offered. Little chance of a lay with this move, but you’ll have tremendous satisfaction as you walk out knowing you left her in a state of confusion and Hillary-voting bitterness.

Amp the Asshole. What this guy did here. This is my preferred method, but be careful not to overdo it. Once you unleash your Inner Jerkboy, it’s hard to keep him from having the run of the place. This is because you’ll immediately notice the powerful effect it has on girls, and you’ll also notice how good it feels to let your Jerk Flag fly. It will raise your T levels and that’s a drug no man can resist mainlining.

The Beta Male option — the one 99% of men would choose in similar circumstances — is to sit there and force weak-ass supplicating banter hoping she’ll suddenly find you more interesting than her phone. Never happens, and her opinion of you (already in the basement) will dive even lower. Worse, some men will buy such a girl more drinks, figuring (wrongly) that if Resource Provider Toolbag Game isn’t working, that means she just needs more of it.

“But, CH…”, some readers will rebut, “…she left! His jerkboy game didn’t work!”

Ah, young pantywad, much to learn you have. After the fourth jerkboy prank (the feet on the table) it became clear to her that he was fucking around and not in the least considering her anymore as a romantic prospect. The key with Jerkboy Game is that a little goes a long way. The hair tussle and the fork grab were sufficient assholery to spark a nascent arousal in her. Had he then settled into a commanding frame, (instead of continuing with his asshole clown frame), and segued into a better rapport by saying something like, “now that I have your attention, we can get down to the serious business of making fun of you”, he stood a chance at making something of this date.

Not a big chance, but a better chance than what he had going in, which was nothing. A girl engrossed with her phone while on a date with you is already lost. May as well throw beta politesse to the wind and summon the Titans of Testicles to grant you the power of a thousand DGAF jerkboy warrior-poets.

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For anyone who’s been living in a cave for the last fifteen years, can you now understand the existential threat that iPhag addiction & scr0tial media & tech in general pose to the future of the human race? Can you construct any reasonable scenario in which c*nts like this carry 2.10 pregn@ncies, for 9+ months, to live b!rths, and then hang around for another TWO DECADES to comfort & nurture & raise & edumakate & discipline & inspire the pr0geny to do the same?

iPhags and Fakebook are Skinner boxes, i.e. operant conditioning chambers. Just like BF Skinner’s pigeons, women (with their infantile, child-like brains) are powerless not to incessantly peck at their Skinner boxes because iPhags offer unpredictable rewards at unpredictable intervals. I’ve even caught my girlfriend iPhagging in her sleep.

It is beyond obvious that all women under 50 have an unhealthy addiction to iPhagging, often spending literally every waking hour holding their Skinner box, yet I never see stories in the gaystream media about this obvious mental disorder.

Bill O’Reilly is the only person in the mainstream media whom I’ve heard bring up the topic of iPhag addiction. If it isn’t transparently obvious – to the “Silverbacks” in our society – that iPhag addiction poses an existential threat to the future of the White Race, then our “Silverbacks” have failed us, and we deserve the fate which awaits us.

I’ve actually noticed a little bit of a decrease in dumbphone usage over the past year or so, even among young girls – where it counts.
I’m hoping we’ve passed the zenith of this particular form of mind control.
Re: Silverbacks…..Had time to go to a sale today, there were 4 of them (3f, 1m) behind me.
One of the ole ladees was pushing her pet sitting services on the others – she had cards and everything – then they started talking about how they know people who are going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected.
The guy remained silent throughout.
The silverbacks have failed us for a very, very long time.

Hear! Hear!
These fucking silverfags have ENABLED this shit since their earliest days!
I´m truly grateful for every old fart dying and these days they seem to fall like flies. Ambulances here are really busy lately.
It´s only the rarest of rare old farts that dares speaking up to the holy vaginas.
Good riddance.

And what if she’s so badly addicted to her iPhag that she goes into withdrawal and gets something akin to the “Dream Tremens” – something like an epileptic seizure right there in the restaurant? What if she starts screaming? What if she starts yelling for security, or for someone to call 911?

I would propose a fourth option, which I’ve done. you tell HER to leave.

you: “it’s time for you to go.”
her: “WHAT???”
you: “you need to leave. it’s time for you to go”. [taking her beer away]. ” you’re being really rude and I’m not enjoying myself. you need to go.”
her: [shocked. sputtering] “but!…but…”

I have no idea how this particular girl would react. But when I did it the girl actually left. then she texted me 15 minutes later apologizing and asking if I was still there. I did not respond, but made friends with the waitress and ended up having drinks with her after she got off work.

they’re interchangeable. it’s important to remember that. so I guess a fifth option is to use her as a pivot.

A “worldie”…really!? Your mate must have pretty average standards to label her this. Upper cute yes, but surely you’d see a fair number of hotter chicks in a standard week, let alone comparison to glamour models, etc. My point is more the predicament. What a dire state of affairs when a cute (& only cute) woman acts this way.

The other element to this is you met her on a night out right? This would suggest the usual process of events with a decent looking woman (in relativity to the female population as a whole) that she was far more interested in the attention received from a man in front of her friends, and the subsequent dinner date to show “how much this guy likes meeee”, than her feelings for the man himself. Nothing new here at all so sure you see it as water off a duck’s back.

“I most certainly will not vote for Donald Trump,” [Wall Street Journal’s deputy editorial page editor Bret] Stephens said. “I will vote for the least left-wing opponent to Donald Trump and I want to make a vote to make sure that he has — that he is the biggest loser in presidential history since, I don’t know, Alf Landon or going back further. It’s important that Donald Trump and what he represents — this kind of ethnic quote, ‘conservatism,’ or populism be so decisively rebuked that the Republican Party, the Republican voters will forever learn their lesson that they cannot nominate a man so manifestly unqualified to be president in any way, shape or form. So they have to learn a lesson in the way perhaps Democrats learned from McGovern in ’72. George Will said let’s have him lose in 50 states. Why not Guam, Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia, too?”

The only purpose of the movie is to demoralize us. It shows the inside of SPLC’s (((war room))) where (((they))) literally have a filing cabinet with files on white “supremacists.” (((They))) let us know that even FBI agents can be on (((their))) list. (((They))) act as if 98% of the population are not actually on the white man’s side.

Cucks like Will remain clueless or in denial. Trump wins in landslide (obviously) and he might actually win every state, even New York and California. Trump wins former battle ground states Florida and Ohio easily.

> “born November 21, 1973… From 2002 to 2004, he was editor in chief of The Jerusalem Post…” ——— As a Shegetz, can you imagine being handed a gig like that at the age of TWENTY-FREAKING-NINE?!?!? Must be nice to be Chosen, and have everything in life handed to you on a silver platter.

Cuck boy is right about one thing – Trump is the lesson. Where cuck boy gets confused is in thinking he’s the guy with the chalk standing in front of the blackboard. In fact, he’s in one of those itty bitty chairs with a fat right arm, in the back row, and if he doesn’t get his learn on soon he’ll be going home on the short bus.

I enjoyed reading this first time i saw it, but honestly my first immediate reaction was that this guy had the personality of a cabbage, and her reaction to this was to iphag. Can’t really blame her for that. Not polite no doubt. But if he’d have captured her attention, she wouldn’t have had the need to entertain herself. This manlet has the charisma of a dido.

Agreed.
You can’t complain about icrapping while you’re txting other guys (!?!) while on a date (!!!)
This girl looks an awful lot like a younger version of my stalker.
Question for the Brits: What’s a ‘worldie’ ?

it’s a case of the iphag-addicted leading the iphag-addicted. they both lose. nonetheless it’s illustrative for younger guys to see what a girl’s instinct is when she’s not feeling intrigued, and how to potentially switch it up.

personally I cringed that he was so timid about imposing on her and rejecting her frame. he came across as trying too hard to connect and she exercised her shit test option. texting his buddies was spergy.

for any younger guys reading this, set the frame LONG before it gets to this point. be evasive about whether or not it’s a date. don’t set up a huge expectation that something’s supposed to happen. be easybreezy, cavalier and relaxed, not laser-eyed on getting her attention, but just enjoying yourself, talking to others, etc. dispel the awkwardness by sharing your attention around. push pull. have two in the hopper so you don’t give two shits whether she is into you or not.

if her behavior is gratuitously cunty (and not simply coy) then no messing about on your part. just drop the hammer and dismiss her coldly. “time for you to go. bye”. time is money.

“But if he’d have captured her attention, she wouldn’t have had the need to entertain herself. This manlet has the charisma of a dido.”

Your average man, 99%-plus, can’t compete with the obsessive pecking behavior induced by the iPhag Skinner box — it’s not a fair fight. Other than her snatch, what does this iPhag-addicted slag have to offer? Certainly, with her evident iPhag addiction, her conversational skills are atrophied or likely never developed in the first place.

Ask her, since she loves her phone so much, if she’d like you to take a picture of her with it, take a picture of yourself with her in the background, silence it, place it on the seat next to you and say, “I’m going to hang on to this for a bit so we can talk.” Then redirect her attention from her (negative) disconnection from the phone to something positive.

If you’re really devious, you can do a test of compliance later on after you’ve engrossed her for a bit. Get up to use the bathroom, lean over and whisper in her ear, “Are you good at passing tests? Leave your phone where it is.”

I’ve probably been on 70+ first dates in the past five years and not a single girl played with her phone. I’m not saying every date has been a success, or that everyone was a winner, but I’ve at least managed to be engaging and charismatic enough to command a certain amount of attention.

I’m on dates with a variety of chicks, of all ages. Admittedly, few in their early 20s (or 20s in general), but the only time they’ve had their phones out is to show me a pic, or a video, or something. I’ve never had a girl sitting across from me with her face in her smartphone. It just hasn’t happened to me.

But I’m not saying smartphone addiction isn’t an actual thing with the younger demographic.

> “Admittedly, few in their early 20s (or 20s in general)” ——— C’mon, dude, that’s a self-disqualifying statement right there. If you haven’t seen iPhag Addiction up close & personal, then you have no bidness kkkommenting on this thread. Just STFU and listen to horror stories from the trenches.

Agree. I’ve been on lots and lots of “dates” over the last three years and not a single woman has ever been so blatantly rude as to stare at her phone during a date.

Frankly, I wouldn’t know how to react if something like that happened. I’d probably laugh because it’s just plainly fucking absurd.

If this is really a thing with women in their early 20s, I honestly wouldn’t bother trying to date them at all. I suspect, however, that this woman is just an ill-bred dipshit (it happens) and this is not typical behavior.

“I’ve been on lots and lots of “dates” over the last three years and not a single woman has ever been so blatantly rude as to stare at her phone during a date.”

Then date girl-infants in their early twenties — iPhag addiction at that age approaches 100%, as they all had cell phones by age seven and smartphones [sic] by the time they were 13. They literally panic when they see the battery on their iPhag fall below 10% charge and will breathlessly, manically seek out a charging station of any sort. No joke: they PANIC.

> “They literally panic when they see the battery on their iPhag fall below 10% charge and will breathlessly, manically seek out a charging station of any sort.” ——— PREACH IT, BROTHER!!! Any of you Silverbacks, who are never around chicks younger than about 35yo, need to WAKE THE PHUCK UP and see the existential threat of iPhag addiction for what it is.

Jerkboy!? More like clueless boy. If a girl that has agreed to go on a date with you, and she is not paying attention to you, then you’re doing something wrong. In a situation like this you don’t just let things go, you take the initiative, interrupt what she’s doing, bring her focus onto you, and put her on the spot as to whether or not she’s interest in being there, and if not, bye bye, and move on. Behaving like a silly boy is not what a man should be doing.

You could kind of see things starting go so south at the third asshole move, where she didn’t seem to care nearly as much. CH is right: you get diminishing returns for doing it over and over, like you’d expect from most other things. Problem is most guys won’t stop after they see it work once, and they end up in a similar, but less embarrassing by far, situation to the betas who also aren’t changing up their tactics.

Luckily you don’t have to pay to ask a girl if she ate a toenail or to put your feet on the table. But if you want the actual lay, in a situation like this you need to tone it down a bit at some point.

“The Feds have been importing Muslim migrants for years and creating insta-ghettos in small towns across the country. They systematically conceal their plans from locals who often wake up to find their towns have undergone drastic change. Such is the case in Senator Rand Paul’s hometown of Bowling Green, Kentucky. This small city of 70,000 had no Muslims 15 years ago and now has 7,000 recent immigrants – 10% of the population…”

This happened to me in Atlanta in 2012. Cute Asian girl, late 20s US born and raised. Met her for dinner and she pulled this shit. I said nothing, waited for approx. 5 mins and left. She texted later. I didn’t respond she called. I didn’t answer she just got madder and madder. Texted her the next afternoon, ‘hey’. Got a torrent of abuse. Played her along with long response times, with ‘wow’, ‘fun’, ‘yeah’, ‘who’, ‘what’, ‘where’, remember Vinnie barbarino? she wore herself out. F’ed her then never saw her again. Moral to the story if a chick doormats u doormat her back. This will really get under her skin. I’m sure if she thinks of me at all I’m an asshole, not the nice beta who she can hang with, but I f’ed her.

Sorry dude but YOU actually got effed the second you kept quite when she started texting.
Due to their fertility this shit is barely acceptable for a late teen, early twenties chick and MUST be dealt with mercilessly during the date.

A pre wall cunt, even with yellow fever bonus?
ONE warning then walk out if she persists.
Your passive aggressiveness made nobody look good here.

Oh congrats and nothing personal, just an observation.
I myself kept my mouth shut too often to these silly cunt´s antics.
Which in the end accomplishes nothing but lowering your own self worth & Testosterone levels.

For once, I’m truly impressed by how these guys have completely internalised the cheeky lad culture. Archbishops of banturburys, every last one of them. This is possibly the ‘counter culture’ ‘alt right’ preserve of white briton ‘sh1tlordz’. Tally ho, gents.

Like literally a gorilla is worth 10 million nigs. And they slaughtered it because some stupid turdlet snuck into its habitat. The gorilla dindu nuffin and was probably trying to protect what it thought was offspring.

This is brilliant. She a fuckin hottie. There’s a bitter-sweet moment when you know she’s not down to f*ck but you can f*ck with her for a spell, it’s quite freeing… Like this feminist chick I schooled with HateFacts for the night and then she asked me to rape her (consensually) afterwards. Fair enough.

Too many of these white women are going down the same path that black women went down…it’s the reason why no one wants to date a black woman, today, because it’s all attitude and “I don’t need no man”.

These women are becoming single mothers as well and the next step is the same attitude. They better watch their step or they could become the new low woman on the dating totem pole.

O/T Hope you guys all enjoyed yesterday’s inaugural International Anders Breivik Day. Upon reflection. I don’t think that I myself made the most of it. But next year I am definitely going to have a themed party.

Free beer for any SJWs willing to come along as bullet-riddled corpses.

Hey VD, can you post that email address again, so I can read about your hand slap techniques? Thanks (I am in no way affiliated to conor mcgregor, and any resemblance that appears to be looking for some way, any way, to beat mayweather, is merely a coincidence)

A worldie? She scores maybe an 8 with 2 grams and 2 hours of preparation, and I’m being generous here. No higher than 6 on Sunday mornings.

The guy saves his dignity by opening the jerkboy playbook, but he should come more prepared indeed. Can’t have a girl bored on her phone with the mains not even served yet. Young girls might be smartphone-addicted princesses with the attention span of a hamster, but most guys fail to properly screen their targets and adapt their game accordingly, which seems to be the case here.

Yeah, the girl’s about a 7 – who I’m sure thinks of herself as a 12, they all do – I *might* ask her to dance on a slow night, but if she’s got that phone out for more than 3 secs while I’m talking to her, she’s done.

The problem is with the young man, not the girl. It’s a shit test and he failed. She’s seeing exactly what she can get away with while on this date and he should have called her on it. The problem is that many of these young men are too insecure on how to keep a woman’s attention after calling out the rude behavior on the phone – because now he has to hold a conversation with her (keep her attention).

Many of these young men need to brush up on their conversation skills. It’s not hard to discuss life if you relax, have a good time and think a little. Talking, joking around with her, even teasing her a little would have held her attention (as we saw when he first tussled her hair while on the phone). She was easy to tease and she responds well to it. This young man failed but it’s good experience to build on.

I’m a little surprised at this one, CH; I should think the best way to powerfully “reframe” this situation – as defined by the Chateau – is certainly #2, which, in an important way, seems to encompass both #1 & #3 but without any of their inherently negative side effects. Furthermore, it’s the only option which showcases that hallmark of alpha behavior toward women – ambiguity. This was clearly a shit test, and the fact that she smiled a little at the hair thing means that the situation wasn’t as hopeless as it might have appeared. However, this so-called “jerkboy streak” – and why the hell is he texting all of this anyway – quickly degenerated into nothing more than a cheap attention grab which, point-for-point and adjusted for sexual dimorphism, I have had women attempt to utilize on me when I was supposedly “ignoring” them or being too “aloof” as a teenager and even on down through my adult years! Sure, sometimes it’s even a little cute coming from THEM – but the point is that it is she who is competing for YOUR attention. State control, as you say around here. I think you’re a little too cynical about the #2 outcome as well – if he does it right and without any obvious butthurt rancor she might get too busy THINKING to be thinking about “Hillary” or anything else.

I normally don’t get the autistic zombie act on dates. It’s in the weeks and months after that a woman reveals why she’s still single by never putting her phone down rendering her disconnected to the point of autism.

the left has been shoveling shit into native white stock for so long they just can’t stop digging. they’re imminent self-burial is accelerating. bring more shovels! and gatorade. keep these fuckers hydrated so they keep it up!

I don’t know.
Calling her out, being a jerk, trying to salvage this date….it all sounds like a lot of work. There are too many women and too many dates to invest much energy in one that is going this poorly.
I vote to simply leave.
Last summer I had a first date with a woman who was a friend of a friend. Probably the most sarcastic and antagonistic person I’ve ever met.
I tried to initially cut her a little slack under the assumption she was nervous or whatever. But after the first round of drinks and conversation she was still assaulting me with weapons-grade sarcasm and disrespect. So I excused myself, found the waiter, asked what our bill was so far, gave him half of that, and simply split.
Mother of god. The tsunami of angry, derisive and vitriolic texts I got was amazing. For days.
And after all that, a week or so later, she texted me rating our date as “lukewarm” and suggesting that we got off on the wrong foot.
If I live to be a thousand I’ll never fully understand women.

I think “Major1” has successfully field-tested and proven the fact that so often in life it may be common sense is all that men need to FULLY understand, though we each live to be a thousand – well done, Sir, very well done!

4. Game her, use distractions to reframe the context (bring her focus on you) then seduce her. Also YOU know isn’t going to respect you never and ever, so even banging doesn’t change anything, she is just another lay count.