This is the 1980s toe-tapper "Cathy Don't Go" (lyrics and en Español), an earworm New Wave number that almost certainly ripped off Survivor's "Jackie Don't Go." Unlike Survivor's ditty, "Cathy Don't Go" was written by the evangelical doomsday cult The Family International about how the Antichrist is controlling us through barcodes. The music video will make your head explode. Here's a sample verse:

They had a special program on the TV last night
Explaining calmly why these things must be done right,
They say their new computer is the way to control,
But what they didn't say is that it costs your soul!

This wasn't the only millenarian power pop single The Family International penned during their heyday. Behold the slamming guitar riffs of "The Antichrist Shall Come." You probably shouldn't be high when you watch this.

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And this is "Watch Out For The Green Door," which is a bluesy number featuring a journey through a THX 1138-looking underworld, where a pasty Satan chases you from hallway to hallway.