What sort of message do you want to send with your desk baubles? Is it one saying "I am a pervert, a Japanophile and irresponsible with my money"? If so, have I got the bauble for you.

This "Shaking Hip USB" device places an underwear-clad ass on a pedastal on your desk. An ass that looks suspiciously masculine, might I add. It then, presumably, shakes. All this for a mere $26 plus shipping! [GeekStuff4U via Akihabara News]