You guys are real jerks, you know that?! I was waiting at Tim's for FOUR hours waiting for you guys, and no one showed up? "Oh, we're too uppity and important to hang out with that Mark dude. Let's ditch him and go do something else without him." Well, you know what? Who needs you guys?

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I'm just screwing with you guys. I never made it to Tim's either. I had a job interview at 1:00.