Suri Cruise Live Tweets Haute Couture Noel

Summary:

Suri Cruise live Tweets her holiday party. Unfortunately Katie Holmes made the guest list, so Suri keeps her adoring fans informed of who's hot and who's not at Haute Couture Noel 2012. There are some Afflecks and Jolie-Pitts on the chopping block, but who's a winner according to this tiny diva?

2013: I updated the Suri's Burn Book homage Twitter that I started last holiday season. This year's installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from Kiernan Shipka share.