If the boys at Barely Legal let me leave comments (c'mon guys! how about a special privilege for me?), I could have told them that Santa also hit my house that year. And after he dropped off my Barbie Dream Kitchen (TM), he finished off a case of my father's Budweiser!

That Santa, man... just think about how many beers he must drink in a night! Next year, we might need to do an intervention or something...