I've seen a bunch of these around actually; they're kind of ingenius. You can run all you want and a) get their faster because the belt to tire ratio is different than regular jogging, b) you can coast if you need a rest, c) the tires take the shock that your knees, ankles and hips normally would. Granted, it'd be better if there was a way to balance it without the handlebars and you could work your upper body at the same time. Or, you can just buy roller blades.

Dre

Que?

http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

Makes sense.

my5tika1cll

I think the off balance would per mote better Core workout though….

Karl

I'd like to put down $100 dollars as a bet that you could get a really decent bike for the cost of this ridiculousness. You'd get there faster, still work out, and not be obligated to kill yourself.

Whodoube

What must someone think of life to invent this machine?

Brother Maynard

#5 is pretty cool.

Brutal_Deluxe

Are there any references to this in the Book of Armaments?

flybirdsfly

Top Gear did this a while ago… Theirs is cooler however.

http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

Rail Rover Defender 90.

peanut3603

It wouldn't work for long. It would be sliding from side to side on the tracks and would come off very easily.

True Story

Kyle

They have rail trucks. I see them driving around all the time. It's for maintenance and what not.

peanut3603

Very true sir, but they aren't just the rims. They are specialy mounted on trucks, the wheels can also go up or down. They use the same wheels that trains use, just smaller. I have been in those trucks many times.

David DeLane

Macgyver did it. Season 2, Episode 19

Zuke

You ain't brother maynard.

Maynard wouldn't find that cool. He says "fuck all you invention maker people and fuck all your inventions."

He's tired of this bullshit 3-ring circus sideshow, and he wants to see it go down. Suck it down. Flush it down. He can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change, my friend.

Or at least that's what he says while he's watching things die from a good safe distance. Vicariously he lives while the whole world dies. It's cool; you all need it too, don't lie.

Alright, that's enough for now. After all, there's so much more that beckons me to look through to these infinite possibilities.

That dude

Who the hell eats pizza with a fork ?

Timmer

My thoughts exactly

Urethra Franklin

Communists

goatpunch

great name

spydermonkey

Never been to Chicago I take it.

Gomer

The Donald does…

FunKiller

Clean people.

Notknowing

I'm a virgo, I'm a clean freak. But I still use my hands to hold and eat my pizza.

FunKiller

Maybe proper people would've been a better choice of words. I don't always use a fork, but sometimes I just don't want to get my fingers all greezy.

mustwashhands

People with OCD.

Anonymous

A deep dish is the only kind of pizza you should eat with a fork.

Tankus

It honestly depends on the size/weight of the slice…

That Other Dude

Never eaten outside of domino's/pizza hut/papa john's, I take it.
Most pizzarias have like, 15 types of pizza, like a ziti-covered pizza or a salad pizza. Or if you're in Italy.. It's bad manners to eat pizza with your hands there.

MikeOverHere

Sorry, That dude, not all of us were raised by red neck parents. When you have sex with your sister, does she wear her special Confederate Flag underwear for you?

That dude

All my sister wears is granny panties, sucks big time.

April C

I do if it's scalding hot out of the microwave and I can't pick it up, but can't wait to eat it. But then…I burn my tongue. Vicious circle!

Eric

#6: Or just wear a hoodie with a normal pillow.

Dwide_Schrude

Looks like that giant wall behind her is providing most of the back support.

r00s7a

#11 Oh Paula, looks like you have a screw loose… let me fix that for you.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You need a bigger 'tool'.

Hugs,
Paula
– Fan testimonial: "I was almost impressed you managed to include two whole testimonials and still beat all the other trolls to first. – MarthaJeane"

r00s7a

You got that right… I'd need to strap a 2×4 to my back so I didn't fall in

Ecobot

chit chit… It is on and loaded!

SweetDannyJ

#35 NEED IT!!

nola

all dumb except maybe #7, #8, #16, #25

Ninjac

ur dumb

GeoQuin4

7 and 8 are my favorites. I doubt 25 would actually work.

Tom

I've seen that Bluetooth keyboard before. It is not rechargeable, and the battery is not replaceable. I believe it is supposed to last about 3 months, then be disposed of. GENIUS!

sean

yeah, no way #19 is AT ALL practical or the kind of thing people would buy o.O /sarcasm

Verbal_Kint

#35 I collect these for my boat and try to grab one everywhere I go. I want that.

dude 2

yeah chive, bring back the kcco koozies

sheesh

hipsters…

YourMom

My thoughts exactly fucking hipsters!!!!

Lisa

#8 would be great for my guy friends with big thumbs.

#9 FUN. All over the drive way? The cul-de-sac? Kids'd be so into that.

#19 Would be good for dorm rooms and small apartments.

#34 Some resort some where does this to their beaches?

black27696

#34 I'm wondering if that's used to test tire treads? Like they push it in to sand to get a real world look at how it impacts the ground and then measure it in some fashion?

I was...

Afternoon, Lisa. How's you daughter?

I was...

shit, forgot the 'r'.

Lisa

She is okay. She's taking a new medication and there've been some bumps. Hopefully it'll work better and have fewer side affects.

#18 There is a band from Limerick in Ireland called Free Beer. Every year at the start of the college semester they catch hundreds of students out like that!

Dzodzo

In Croatia there's a band called Cold Beer (Hladno Pivo)

chiver

#12 is not clear to me what it's doing…can someone explain? is it just taking off the switch plate?

jmstech

It replaces the switchplate to be the way you turn the light on and off.

chiver

thanks!

Simon

#18 Genius is a strong word for an average and old joke. Heck, it was in The Commitments which is, what, 20 years ago.

wkdfrog

#7 #11 shut up and take my money! The rest not so much

Manny

#23 A pillow that can turn you into a cartoon AND wake you up? Genius.

tralfaz

Taaake on meee, taaake meee on….

Guest

Aha, I see what you did there!

tralfaz

I see what you did there!

Jebus

Tralfaz just won all the internets!

http://twitter.com/mattywx MattyNYC

That looks like a bad side effect with #23.

misschris

#3 Yea, that's not at all creepy looking

http://bootyblog-randy.tumblr.com Randy

#23 I don't want fucking light beaming in my eye at 6 in the morning.

irish

i presume it only lights up when the alarm goes off? Duh!!!!

jordan

but what if you lay on your back?

dallas_oc

#33 I already have a hard time avoiding stepping on legos with my bare feet now these clear motha fuckas come out.

dallas_oc

Correction: # 31

loves sammiches

correction #31

DIPSHIT

THEY ARE ICE CUBES!

rob

ice cubes

Notknowing

Either way, I too, hate stepping on lego and/or ice cubes.

desonbowenford

Concerning the "clear legos" I believe those are ice cubes.

Amber

Would it have been too hard to very gently round the corners of legos? I mean, really, does it HAVE to be this sharp ass fucking point of death? I don't think I've ever drawn blood from a lego, but I've gotten damn close.

Med

#25
No chance it sprays that much. Neat idea, but how hard is it to squeeze a lime/lemon

Verbal_Kint

it's on the internet, it has to be true…

Tara

It is extremely hard to squeeze it and actually get it on what you want lol. Usually it ends up on your face or clothes

Sarge

#22 I don't even know why the fork is needed in the first place. This is Merica, use your hand.

Unfkngblvbl

We have a place that sells HUGE slices. I sometimes use a fork to start it off.

http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

if you use a fork for pizza… you have no business eating pizza. only exception is deep dish, maybe.

reclaimer

#30 or you can just use your hand? i dont really see the difference

drewplp

It doesn't count unless your hands are beet red and close to bleeding.

Biggus Diccus

I just wrap a few light bags around my wrist and carry the rest with hands. I can get about 10 bags that way.

Unfkngblvbl

CARRY ALL THE BAGS!!

http://twitter.com/jeremy562 @jeremy562

obviously most of you never carried these bags with gallons of milk , water and 2 liters, and seen your hands afterwords… those plastic bag handles stretch into barb wire with alot of weight…

Ziggy

I had one of these. In the time it took to hook all the bags into this thing and unhook them, I could have carried two loads.

And been done several years ago by several bands in several cities. Take 1 part young people and 1 part social networking and you get "originality."

Scruffy

Already done here in Ireland with years also.They got me the first time,fool me once…..

Trav

Yea and there is a radio show in the U.S. called "Free Beer and Hot Wings"

Nice

30 year old joke at least…..therefore it has ceased to be a joke. Reclaimer you should win a chive shirt for your "genius" post.

SirTomster

There is a band they many of you know of today that started out as Free Beer. They were forced to change it due to the complaints. So they changed it to something else to get people in the door. So instead of Beer they decided to get guys in the doors with a new name.

Bare Naked Ladies

Kurt

A comedy troop about 20 years ago went by the name "Free Food and Beer". This is nothing new.

Huh

#1

Explain?

jim thorton

air conditioning

Bobdog

DIY Swamp cooler

Polygon Poop

Exactly my thoughts. Often seen on Vee-dubs (or early Volkswagens as some call them). And why you got several thumbs down for that, is a mystery to me… so here's one up.

5280Blazin

Ok, so his looks homemade, but before airconditioning in cars was around they used to have things just like that. Basically what you do is put ice or even dry ice in a chamber and the air flows through the ice before coming in the truck. Voila homemade air conditioning.

5280Blazin

When my AC last broke I looked all over for one of these things.

YoYo Ma

Is it an air vent? I can't figure out what it's supposed to be.

Maybe a spotlight?

Jen

exhaust for when he farts.

common sense

Good idea but you see before air conditioning in a cars you did this amazing way to keep cool, its called rolling down a window

King Shit

When it's 105 degrees, humid as fuck, and you're at a stop light you'll reconsider that statement.

Digital_Utopia

Or when it's raining

lovethechunk

#24 Looks cool until someone hits you with the lawnmower!

Ned Flanders

I think it would look pretty cool post lawnmower too.

Imzkid

Necessary blackout gear.

Johnny Snow

If it was blue or orange instead of green I would totally want one for camping and hunting.

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