Winn Las Vegas Sportsbook Posts Odds On Next Notable Resignation

Winn Las Vegas bookmaker Johnny Avello* has posted odds to the big board for who the next notable resignation will be from within the walls of the international chocolate curve. Note: Odds are for Entertainment Purposes Only.

Fine Print: Wynn Resorts eStrategies spokesperson Jade Bailey-Assam asked us - via text message to Mike E, who text messaged me - to add a footnote that says that these odds weren't written by Wynn Las Vegas Sportsbookie Johnny Avello. In case there is any confusion, they were written by Winn Sportsbookie Johnny Avello, a satirical, invented personality with a similar name, created by the author of this piece.