The person below me is sitting on the bottom of a deep well, using the last minutes of their life typing things on a forum that you can accesses from the wireless from a nearby building. Oh, and you have your laptop on the bottom of the well.

Duke

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."

--Mark Twain

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

--Friedrich Nietzsche

"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."