Was going to say Adrian Mole, but remembered it was the Secret Diary of AM and nothing is secret with Mr. Andre.

True story. Did anyone notice on last week's ep when he was piling on his fakebake and hair glue for his valentine's date with Emily, the camera panned to a card carefully placed so you could read what was written on it? A little essay, from my recollection, and I'm sure it was from Emily. How needy is this man that he'd put that on camera?? Everything's really for sale.

True story. Did anyone notice on last week's ep when he was piling on his fakebake and hair glue for his valentine's date with Emily, the camera panned to a card carefully placed so you could read what was written on it? A little essay, from my recollection, and I'm sure it was from Emily. How needy is this man that he'd put that on camera?? Everything's really for sale.

True story. Did anyone notice on last week's ep when he was piling on his fakebake and hair glue for his valentine's date with Emily, the camera panned to a card carefully placed so you could read what was written on it? A little essay, from my recollection, and I'm sure it was from Emily. How needy is this man that he'd put that on camera?? Everything's really for sale.

"Peter Andre wants to move back to Australia when his children are old enough not to depend on him for everything"

Oh pleasssssssse if a contract dropped through your door tomorrow and you had to move anywhere in the world you would be gone, without the kids, as fast as CP could pack your bags, just like you were prepared to do when you claimed you had a Bollywood contract didnt think about the kids then did you, right after the split, when they needed you most just another desperate headline, and another cheap dig

"Peter Andre wants to move back to Australia when his children are old enough not to depend on him for everything"

Oh pleasssssssse if a contract dropped through your door tomorrow and you had to move anywhere in the world you would be gone, without the kids, as fast as CP could pack your bags, just like you were prepared to do when you claimed you had a Bollywood contract didnt think about the kids then did you, right after the split, when they needed you most just another desperate headline, and another cheap dig

Depend on him for everything??? What a twonk... Your kids always need you..there is no turning off point when you are a parent
Nice for his kids to know he is going to leave them and move half way round the world as soon as he deems they are old enough to be dumped

"Peter Andre wants to move back to Australia when his children are old enough not to depend on him for everything"

Oh pleasssssssse if a contract dropped through your door tomorrow and you had to move anywhere in the world you would be gone, without the kids, as fast as CP could pack your bags, just like you were prepared to do when you claimed you had a Bollywood contract didnt think about the kids then did you, right after the split, when they needed you most just another desperate headline, and another cheap dig

Wtf?
Just when you thought the twonk couldn't be any more delusional.
However old they are, his kids will ALWAYS depend on him to some extent.
But EVERYTHING? I always assumed he had joint custody with their mother - doesn't she contribute anything towards feeding/clothing/housing and caring for them or is this yet another tawdry attempt to dig at her whilst portraying himself as the saintly single Dad?
Berk.

Wtf?
Just when you thought the twonk couldn't be any more delusional.
However old they are, his kids will ALWAYS depend on him to some extent.
But EVERYTHING? I always assumed he had joint custody with their mother - doesn't she contribute anything towards feeding/clothing/housing and caring for them or is this yet another tawdry attempt to dig at her whilst portraying himself as the saintly single Dad?
Berk.

True story. Did anyone notice on last week's ep when he was piling on his fakebake and hair glue for his valentine's date with Emily, the camera panned to a card carefully placed so you could read what was written on it? A little essay, from my recollection, and I'm sure it was from Emily. How needy is this man that he'd put that on camera?? Everything's really for sale.

Did it say...

Dearest Pete
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There is no one in the world, greater then you

Reading between the lines...no, not even between the lines, it's more passive aggressive shite to upset a pregnant woman with the 'threat' that the kids will leave her and follow dad aged 16. Look at the "source" that gloats at the "fear and worry" it would cause KP.

I sincerely hope this man doesn't have any more children because he's doing a royal job of playing with the heads of the two he's already got. I'm starting to wonder if the DOTY award was just irony

Reading between the lines...no, not even between the lines, it's more passive aggressive shite to upset a pregnant woman with the 'threat' that the kids will leave her and follow dad aged 16. Look at the "source" that gloats at the "fear and worry" it would cause KP.

I sincerely hope this man doesn't have any more children because he's doing a royal job of playing with the heads of the two he's already got. I'm starting to wonder if the DOTY award was just irony

I doubt Kp is going to be worried about this "threat" . Given that she likes to spend lots of time away from her children. She probably wouldn't notice two of them disappearing to live with their dad in Australia. But that said it is worth remembering that if the children were independent and old enough to decide they want to move then they can do so.

Where did he say the kids loved KP more? I don't think this about KP. This is about PA saying when his kids are older he wants to move. Right or wrong. I'm guessing he's not talking about flitting in the next three years or so as the children are still very young.

If you took away the name this would be my immediate reaction. But when you see it being attached to PA its hard not to see it in this context. If this kids are old enough and make up their own mind then its not an issue,I just hope PA doesn't guilt his kids into it out of ego and spite.