ok let’s get get this out the way to save everyone’s time.
-ben
-oh my god that was my first ben
-something about a pussy
-this post’s lame
-veronica made my head hurt
-what’s ben?
-lamebook’s not been funny since jason’s monster fail
-OH MY GOD YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT BEN IS I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN’T READ THE COMMENTS OF EVERY PREVIOUS LAMEBOOK ENTRY
-i submitted an awesomely lame post which didn’t get posted but this crap does?
-mccowles says something funny
-something about a pussy
-mccowles ftw
-you know what’s lame? complaining that your post didn’t make it to lamebook
-what does ben mean?
-what the hell kinda name is jordy?
-cody and mccowles ftw
-meh this isn’t funny
-something about a pussy

The first one’s silly, our cat used to do that on his own. Not sick and mean, if you opened your mouth he crawled in. We looked like that often trying to get him the hell out, and learned not to open our mouths when he was in our laps.

i didnt realize alen was spamming so i took a look at that site.. its the same exact thing as fmylife.com only instead of fml at the end of every post, it’s TWSS. i wish i had the 2 minutes of wasted time on that site back.

pink_twinky: If you want lame FML ripoff, you gotta check out ‘My Life Is Twilight’. As much as it makes me hate the world to visit that place, I went and robbed an example of how shit it is for you. Then I went outside and killed someone.

Today I asked my boyfriend if he would hold ice to his lips for a minute before he kissed me, so I could pretend I was kissing Edward. He did. MLIT