Step 2: Pop in a pair of Hillbilly Teeth for a goofy grin to make Cupid look even more stupid.

Step 3: Pick up an adult diaper to wear or for much more exaggerated comedic value, grab a a large bolt of white fabric and tie it between your legs and tied at the waist, diaper-style. You can wear it over a pair of pants or whatever you want. For a funny touch, stuff the makeshift diaper with newspaper or cotton fiber fill for a large, padded rear end.

Step 4: Completely optional but great for a gross addition to your costume, grab a brown fabric pen and draw a large stain on the back.

Step 5: Pick up a red t-shirt and either slice it along the midriff or tuck it into your “diaper” and pad your stomach with newspaper or more of the fiber fill.

Step 6: Strap on a pair of feathered wings. If you want, you can find bendable ones that you can mangle for a look indicative of a Cupid who can’t fly right.