Trigger must’ve thought it would be a great idea to stream a show in 4:3 (AKA 4kat) instead of 16:9 in order to make everyone see those beautifully artistic black bars on the sides. This has been...well, the only thing I can think of to accurately depict what this experience has been is...YEEART!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, this has been Ninja Slayer- the unfortunately real first episode.