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Stars of this season's X Factor are demanding a new perk for contestants - high street discount cards.
They believe that once the show is over, there's little left for the attention-craving wannabes.
"They give so much," said one insider. "The...

Sources are telling Skoob Entertainment News that the four are to form an all girl singing band along the lines of Diana Ross and the Supremes, or Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but with lashings of spitting, swearing, meltdowns, fainting, and temp...

LONDON - The BBC Executive Director of New Shows Ellery Chilliwack has stated that he has signed former X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel and her grandmother, the 81-year-old prostitute Shelia Vogel to star in a new sit-com titled, The Working Girls...

While X Factor bosses have gone to extraordinary lengths to keep axed Wagner from talking about the show, they may have done him a favour.
The wacky Brazilian was expected to appear on TV chat shows after being kicked off the show with Katie Waiss...

LONDON - X-Factor's Katie Waissel has just received the shock of her life. She has learned from the media that her 81-year-old grandmother Shelia Vogel is self-employed as a £250 [$389 U.S.] per hour prostitute.
Vogel, reportedly has been plying h...

Shops all over the UK have reported a sudden surge in the sales of earplugs as Katie "Wastrel" Waissel's wailing made Wagner sound like Pavarotti on the latest edition of the x-factor.
After a shocking first song, Wastrel then proceeded to compl...

Sheila Bugle, the disowned 81 year old prostitute grandmother of controversial X-Factor contestant Katie Waissel remained rabidly unrepentent this morning regarding her lifestyle, according to sources.
Sheila, who advertises her services on websit...

"I don't think I'll ever get it up again!", "First goatse.cx and now this!" and "My eyes! My eyes!" are just some of the anguished comments made by porn fans after witnessing photos of, not Katie Waissel, but her 81-year-old Grandma.
One porn fan...

It appears that despite having a slightly elfin new haircut and finally beginning to win over the cynical British public, X-Factor diva Katie Waissel isn't out of the woods yet, as embittered redtop hack Richard Littlecock launched yet another stunni...

Notorious red top hack, Richard Littlecock today added his lardy-arsed weight to the 'Let's All Hate Katie Waissel' movement by claiming that Katie can't stand kittens and that her grandad's a ruthless pimp working the mean streets of Bradford.
"I...

Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was a prostitute.
Mrs Stroke insisted th...

Wayne Rooney has become a big fan of X-Factor, and voted for Katie Waissel several hundred times after Katie's grandmother revealed she is still a working prostitute at eighty-one years old.
Katie's Gran, Sheila Vogel, revealed to the national pre...

Kate Middleton has revealed her favourite act on X-factor, and its a shocker.
Contrary to what people may think, Kate's closest friends have revealed that Kate likes to support the underdog, just like Princess Diana did. And for that reason her...

A top psychic has warned that the X Factor house could be haunted by angry dead moptops if they go ahead with plans to have a Beatles theme night today.
The controversy-hit show will see Kate Waissel sing Help!, Matt Cardle will perform Come Toget...

Frantic negotiations have been taking place behind the scenes in a bid to make sure Katie Waissell is not allowed anywhere near the Royal Wedding next year.
Tom Jones has already offered to perform and as he is considered a national treasure, insi...

X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel's continued survival in the show can be explained by science claims a top boffin.
Katie survived on the show this week at the expense of Aidan Grimshaw amid claims that the show is rigged.
But top US physicist Dr...

A team of media analysts from Swaythling University Of Statistics last night predicted that X-Factor hopeful Paije Richardson will be given the chop this evening, following a dramatic sing-off with Wagner.
Professor Hughie Ralph told Skoob Enterta...

Sources close to X-Factor hate figure Katie Waissel revealed today that on several occasions, the singer has come close to quitting the show.
Katie, who has been absolutely slaughtered by the media was apparently sick and tired of being voted in t...

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