Friday, October 17, 2008

Former Giants DE Michael Strahan and Phillies 2B Chase Utley extoll the virtues of Vaseline Men:

Obviously commercials aren't about realism, yet how exactly is the idea of two grown ass men sitting in a locker room awkwardly talking about lotion and petroleum jelly supposed to get sports fans' excited about Vaseline for Men?

Maybe Chase Utley's wide stance will help us out:

Or maybe not. At least the Manning brothers passed on this one. Imagine the gruesome possibilities: