The thing is, you can just imagine what an absolute nightmare Fenton would be in an army base during war time.
In fact, that's a good idea for a sitcom. All Quiet On The Fenton Front. Starring Robert Lindsay and Dean Gaffney.
(disco_doctor"Am I in?", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 2:41,
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You're onto something there...
So the Taliban's plan is to smuggle 100 tons of dog biscuits over the border to thwart the erstwhile hound. But he foils them and does a poo on one of their nice Afghan rugs.
(disco_doctor"Am I in?", Thu 24 Jan 2013, 3:22,
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