50th Birthday Wishes

You're not a kid anymore and you're full of experience. 50 is a great time to let everybody know it!

It's ok. No need to stress out and get yourself all sweaty worrying about the big 5-0. Just keep your cool. Who in the world would want to be around an old sweaty person?

Use this happy birthday to reflect on all that you've done in your life and to consider all that you still desire to do. Then, be sure to look at your reflection so that you can be confident that you aren't leaving out of the house in just your underwear!

At 50, you're mature, confident, accomplished, and marvelous. It may have taken 50 years for you to become who you are…but I have to say, I'm glad you did! Happy Birthday!

Hold on to your horses! It's here!! Happy 50th Birthday!!

50-year-old stray cats: Got any plans to go on the prowl? Are you kidding? The way my 50-year-old tail feels? The only thing I'm catching tonight is sleep! Happy Birthday!

You will be happy to know that the new 50 is more like the old 30. HA! If you believed that…then, you have a lot more to be concerned about than just turning 50! Happy 50th Birthday!

When you turn 50, you may find that you question things a lot. For example, "Where in the world did I park my car?", "What did I come in this store to buy?", "Why don't I get the senior citizens discount yet?

A birthday riddle for a fun 50-year-old: What's aged, vibrant, and full bodied? You are! You were almost right…Wine was the second answer! Happy Birthday!!

Most 50-year-olds experience many different life phenomenas like fine lines and a few white strands. Most can handle that. But, it's those other things, bagging, sagging, and blinding that doesn't usually set well with them. Aren't you happy you're not in that "other" group!?! Happy Birthday!!

You're a fabulous fifty year old that should be honored for all of your past successes and wished wonderful things for an even more outstanding tomorrow! Happy Birthday!

Take a stroll down memory lane for your birthday. Then, think about all that you still have to do in your life. 50 is right in the middle of amazing! Celebrate life!

People wouldn't believe you were the big 5-0. You are totally nothing like those old 50-year-olds. For starters, they're just old and your just not! Happy B50th birthday!

You are halfway to 100. Way to go!

Congratulations. You’ve covered half of a century.

Happy 50th Birthday!

Wishing you a very warm welcome to your 50th Birthday!

May you have all the fortune and strength to carry on in the other half of the century that is waiting for you. Happy Birthday!

You are only a half of the way to one hundred. You still have a long way to go.

Congratulations on turning fifty. You are closer from being a centenarian more than ever.

Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now.

The final countdown to your 100’s has begun.

Nature gives you the face you have at 20, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty – Coco Chanel.

By the time we hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons. We have found out that only a few things are really important. We have learned to take life seriously, but never ourselves. – Marie Dressler.

Wishing you the second half century brings you as much happiness and joy as the first one.

May every unfulfilled dream of yours during the past half century come true.

May you live the next half century with the same fun and attitude as you did in the first one. Happy Birthday!

You’ve seen or experienced a lot of wonderful things after a half century of living. Hope you keep doing the same. Happy Birthday!

Life begins to be better at fifty. Happy Birthday!

Happy 50th Birthday! You are only half a century old.

Happy Birthday! Hope your 50’s to be as awesome as your 40’s.

Welcome to another chapter in your life. Happy 50th Bday!

The reason we gathered here today isn’t your 50th Birthday, it’s just the second anniversary of your 49th Bday.

Thank God you didn’t have to blow 50 candles. It could take an hour to do so.

At 50, you're not over the hill. You're at the peak. Happy 50th birthday!

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!

Life begins at 50. Happy 50th birthday!

50 isn't old…It's over the hill. Happy 50th birthday!

You're fabulous at 50. Happy 50th birthday!

Congratulations. You’ve survived half a century. May you have the fortitude to tackle the next half. Happy 50th birthday!

Thank goodness you didn’t have to blow out 50 candles. We would be here for an hour watching you do it. Happy 50th birthday!

You are halfway to 100. Way to go! Happy 50th birthday!

Happy half century. Have a fantastic day!

Congratulations on turning fifty. You are closer than ever to 100. Happy 50th birthday!

Nature gives you the face you had at 20, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. Happy 50th birthday!

You are only a half the way to 100. Don’t worry, you still have a long way to go. Happy 50th birthday!

Welcome to a new and exciting chapter in your life. Happy 50th Bday!

May all your dreams come true. Have a wonderful birthday!

The reason we gathered here today isn’t for your 50th birthday — it’s for the second anniversary of your 49th Bday.

Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can tonight, but not too much, because you are 50, after all.

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.

Wishing you a very warm welcome to your 50th birthday!

The final countdown to your 100s has begun. Happy 50th birthday!

As a good friend, I just want to say it’s okay with me if you want to turn 49 again. I understand. Happy 50th birthday!

I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

You’ve seen or experienced so many wonderful things after a half century of living. Hope you keep doing the same. Happy birthday!

Today, you’re 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

Now that you’re 50, you can expect to look at least 40 on a good day. Happy 50th birthday!

What’s the best part of turning 50? It’s the magical age of getting out of heavy lifting and manual labor. No one wants to be blamed for a 50-year-old's slipped disk or heart attack. Here’s to a lazy and happy 50th birthday!

Always remember: Forty is the old age of youth and fifty is the youth of old age. Happy 50th birthday!

You're halfway there! Don’t ask me about where “there” is – you won’t like the answer. Happy 50th birthday!