-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Massive with Purple

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

Purple

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend

Gir

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

Ms.Bitters

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode

Backseat drivers from beyoned the stars

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

Purple,Zim and Gir

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Hey Zim wanna go fight Dib?

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Purple cause he's awesome

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Purple cause he's fun to talk to

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Okay then.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

TaDr (Tak and Dib)

TaPr (Tak and Purple)

RaGr (Red and Gaz)

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

Me,Purple and Red are Having a party

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Hanging around with Purple.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

Seize that guy and erm...Throw him out the air lock!...That was the wrong guy but oh well everyone gets the point hmm?

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

THATS BETTER...I guess

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

Your not still mad about leaving you to rot thing are you? ...head Sploding!

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

Almighty Tallest Red: Identify yourselves.

Lard Nar: We are the Resisty! We have come to strike...

Almighty Tallest Purple: Whoo whoo whoo! Did you say... the Resisty?

Lard Nar: Yes, yes. The Resisty! Anyhow... we have come...

Almighty Tallest Purple: That's a stupid name.

(The Resisty's scary setup falls apart)

Lard Nar: See, I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to you?

Frieza's elite group of fighters are now a Q&A! Burter's in denial that he's slow, Jeice's a boob man, Recoome's retarded beyond belief, Guldo's a fat blob, and Ginyu's the gayest thing known to humanity. Just what have I gotten myself into? Not for kids!

Teen Titans and Invader Zim crossover! Invader Zim asks Robin for help while the other titans think Robin's disappeared so they are asking someone from Robin's past to help find out what happened to him. Rated T, just in case.

'Those species down there, they once had families, leaders like us. They had tried to defend themselves against us, defying the fact that their defeat was inevitable. They at least deserved some recognition.' one-shot

Zim invents a lasar that zaps people to another dimension, and gets his friend Foamy to help! But what happens when they accidentally ae trapped in the new Dimension with everyone they zapped asking for revenge? Rated for heavy squirrely swearing xD

My long awaited Zim and House crossover! Something goes wrong with Zim's leg on a field trip to New Jersey, and guess what the nearest hospital is? Princeton-Plainsboro! Involves Jes and Hey, AKA Rebecca and Matt.

There's a new kid in the Westley class, but something doesn't seem right about this kid. He is SO wierd, especially when he says: "I'm a perfectly normal human being!". Class of 3000/Invader Zim crossover. R&R, please.

When GIR gets Zim lost, he meets Phineas, Ferb, and their friends. Their projects urge Zim to use the kids to create his Earth ruling weapon for him. Meanwhile, Minimoose follows Perry on one of his missions. Contains slight one-sided Gir/Isabella. Enjoy!

College student Jessica Morrows saves Luffy from being run over in Manhattan and invites the Straw Hats to her apartment. Now fate has brought her to the One Piece world. Can she get back to Manhattan?

It's 1998 and Raccoon City is falling apart. At first ignored but turned into something else. When Cryptosporidium is sent to see what has happened to Raccoon City, It's Destruction is truly reviled. Resident Evil & Destroy All Humans! Crossover

His Navigator was angry at Luffy and totally don't have a clue why, so he decided to ask Nico Robin for an advice tho instead he got a book. So, would the book help him solve his problem with Nami? or would it only cause even more and new ones? LuNa

Luffy's the new student at school & was picked on the moment he stood in front of the class. But one person stood up for him when no one else did. He slowly becomes good friends with her, but will her past tear them apart? AU. Rated for language&violence

The Invader Zim, Wolf’s Rain and FullMetal Alchemist characters all meet up in the Wolf’s Rain world. PF’s brilliant method of writing is being used so it will take a while for some chapters to come out.

What happens when Esmeralda,Pheobus, Quasimodo,Clopin,Djahli and Frollo end Up in Zim's school? Read and find out... All charcters belong to Disney 'Hunchback of Notre Dame' And Jhonen Vasquez 'Invader Zim'