10 reasons the Poms cant win in Perth

1. Poms hate Extra pace and bounce2.Havent won there in 35 years and that was against the non WSC team]3. Australia's most favorable ground, nobody beats us there4. If Stuart Broad pisses on the pitch the fremantle doctor will blow it back in his face5. Australia's biggest population of Saffers are in Perth, KP and Prior will be too busy at family reunions6 Mitch Johnson7. The hottest day in the englands history is 38 degrees, good luck playing in 40 degree heat every day.8. England will be more interested in checking out the box on the beach than the box in the cricket bags9 If Mitch Johnson doesnt kill em, the Swan draught will10 The Poms are just really ****e.