artie really is amazing...he's like one of those people at the airport you see and you wonder how they can even afford to fly, and before you know they get up to board the plane when first class is called

It could be bullshit on Artie's part, but during the 2nd Nice Coaches appearance, right before he goes into his rendition of "Please Don't Go", he goes on about how his girlfriend dumped him for "Donny", her "yoga instructor", who is "African-American".