I am a neutral with the ability to join a team of my choosing (assuming they also send in the requisite PM)

Anyone who's worked with me in the past knows I'm a loyal team member to the first people who come to me so my services (and you DEFINITELY want my services, I'm sure the prospect of extra kills will entice at least one of the involved factions) go to the first people who approach me with honest intentions.

I am a neutral with the ability to join a team of my choosing (assuming they also send in the requisite PM)

Anyone who's worked with me in the past knows I'm a loyal team member to the first people who come to me so my services (and you DEFINITELY want my services, I'm sure the prospect of extra kills will entice at least one of the involved factions) go to the first people who approach me with honest intentions.

[14:17:32] <Ullar> -start message-
[14:18:00] <Ullar> Hi guys, it's me again. Thanks to auramaster for putting this down; I shoulda told pluff this thing.
[14:18:43] <Ullar> I make an offer similar to LonelyNess. The difference being that A: I cannot access the forums and B: I don't join factions of my own volition.
[14:18:56] <Ullar> I am a harmless neutral, with a rather tricky win condition.
[14:19:11] <Ullar> I pledge my services to any faction who will aid me in said condition.
[14:19:20] <Ullar> Contact me on irc for more info.
[14:19:28] <Ullar> Oh, and Daenym sux
[14:19:32] <Ullar> -end message-
[14:20:38] <Aura_Guardian> have you tried signing out of smogon, Ullar?
[14:20:53] <Ullar> Lemme rephrase that sentence.
[14:20:59] <Ullar> *talk on the forums

He probably meant to say me, and not auramaster, but here it is, verbatim