Man Takes Expensive Leak

“It’s really an unfortunate incident that probably could have been
avoided if he had just chosen a bush,” says Portland, OR, police
spokeman Pete Simpson. He is referring to 21-year-old Joshua
Seater’s
decision to urinate into a local reservoir. “By daylight, the
Water Bureau decided to drain eight-million gallons of water to the
tune of $32,700 tax payer dollars.” (The reservoir supplies
residents with drinking water.) It is unclear what punishment, if
any, Seater will face, but I’m pretty sure no one will ever pee in
this reservoir again. No way. People are gonna do things that are
MUCH WORSE.