A Mexican bandit held up a bank in Tucson. The sheriff and his deputy chased him. When they captured him, the sheriff, who couldn't speak Spanish, asked him where he'd hidden the money. "No se nada," he replied. The sheriff put a gun to the bandit's head, and said to his bilingual deputy: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell us where the money is right now, I'll blow his brains out." Upon receiving the translation, the bandit became very animated. "Ya me acuerdo! Tienen que caminar tres cuadras hasta el gran arbol. Debajo del arbol, alli esta el dinero." The sheriff leaned forward. "Yeah? Well?" The deputy replied: "He says he wants to die like a man."