Vanities

The London Exchange

When visiting the capital of their second-favorite island—where smokes are “fags,” sweaters are “jumpers,” eggplant is “aubergine,” arugula is “rocket,” and “fanny” is a dirty word—even the savviest New Yorkers often find themselves asking: But what the hell is a Peter Andre? Herewith, Vanity Fair’s Olympics-ready conversion chart . . .