Another example of non-pacifist activity was when the Hawaiians clubbed Captain James Cook to death on the beach. And then sold his man horn to a passing [[China|Chinese]] junk for use as an aphrodisiac in the imperial Chinese court.

Another example of non-pacifist activity was when the Hawaiians clubbed Captain James Cook to death on the beach. And then sold his man horn to a passing [[China|Chinese]] junk for use as an aphrodisiac in the imperial Chinese court.

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Why does my dad uses this site to learn about porn and such its weird..... and i like nipples.... and pacific ocean is where I was born and i got aids from salt and alesx is watching me type this because i have no friends and i have a boner :)

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My family was born underwater in the pacufic oceean and this is where i was raised and my mom gives me boners and there is alot of water and it is like 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 gallons and it tastes like your moms pussy that is lightly salted

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== Main Islands ==

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* It has secret lairs at the bottom inhabited by raging hom0sexuals that kidnap your children

* It has secret lairs at the bottom inhabited by raging hom0sexuals that kidnap your children

* Famous Explorer Joe Mama originaly charted much of the ocean along with an armada commanded by Hugh Jass.

* Famous Explorer Joe Mama originaly charted much of the ocean along with an armada commanded by Hugh Jass.

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* Your mom likes my dick in her butt

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* she is a whore

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* i am skining your pets alive right now as i type this

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* ALEX IS VERY SEXY AND I THINK HE DESERVES MY FULL RESPECT AND JOSH SHOULD EAT MY MOMS COCK AND DADS VAGINA :) BECAUSE HE LIKES OLD PUSSY AND SUCH HEHEHEH

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* ALEX IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND JOSH IS STILL GAY

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== See also ==

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Revision as of 13:06, March 1, 2012

The Pacific Ocean is pinkish in colour because of the large red herring population.

The Pacific Ocean. A sea. Rumored to be the home of the fabled sunken city of Atlantis. Home of the mysterious Pacific triangle were boats and Oscar Wilde's wallet disappear regularly. It is the only Ocean that turns yellow and green at night. It is what cheap schools use to fill their water fountains.

It is also where the magical Michael O'kennedy pees his pants and that is how I was born.

The Pacific Ocean is a large body of salt water with islands, underwater volcanoes and rampant wild dogs swimming in it. It averages 4 miles deep and is thousands of miles wide. Do you all have any idea how much frigging water that is? It's 187 quintillion gallons, which means if a person drank three 12-ounce glass of Pacific Ocean water every day, they would probably die of salt water poisoning within a few hours, by the way, there is Bermuda Triangle.

The Pacific Ocean is the largest ocean during the months of April through September due to the Monsoon season and menstruation.

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Friendly Natives

Kirk named it the Pacific Ocean because most of the countries found in it are pacifist nations. The pacifist nature of Pacific nations was demonstrated when New Zealand told the good old USA to take their warships and their "can neither confirm nor deny nuclear weapons" statements and push off.

Non-pacifist activities are found within its borders but are usually attributed to interlopers and non-residents.

Another example of non-pacifist activity was when the Hawaiians clubbed Captain James Cook to death on the beach. And then sold his man horn to a passing Chinese junk for use as an aphrodisiac in the imperial Chinese court.

Minor Islands

Islands so minor, that you need a microscope to see them on the map

Flora and Fauna

The Pacific Ocean has many types of seaweed and sea grass. There is a large range of fish ranging from tiny coral reef fish to large sharks and octopi. It is believed that the Loch Ness Monster spends its holidays in the Pacific Ocean but this has not been confirmed.