Philip DeFranco – 2010 – Best Of The PDS – Part 1

Philip DeFranco – 2010 – Best Of The PDS – Part 1

[Philip DeFranco (December 1, 1985)] Source: LYBIO.net
We are talking about social media, we are talking about the internet, the exchange of ideas everywhere:

Hey, hey internet, I’m doing a dance.

British people I’m going to let you on a secret: “I love you guys”. Cause you guys have the best magazines in the world. Like: “NUTS”, that’s a beauty, that’s for late night reading. These glasses aren’t nerdy enough.

Hey internet,is it just me, or does that lite switch bother you. Ta-Da!

Obviously, this is all part of the evil Muslim plan to be-friend us and then kill us or its a voice of reason, or this was all part of their plan that will slowly led to 9/11 times a billion.

Oh, hi.

What’s that my hair is not crazy enough. That will do it. Source: LYBIO.net

The internet blow up yesterday when Kim Kardashian posted a twit pic of her holding a cat by the scruff of its neck. But if you know anything about cats, one, they are f*** bastards and they’re evil and after taking that picture she should of threw it into the f*** fire.

When the nukes go off, it will be a millions of cockroaches and Dick Cheney to led them all.

The biggest award went out to best supporting role, the bra Christina Hendricks was wearing. I love awards season just for her. (umh, huh, uhhhm) Uh, yes, that was creepy, I apologize.

And ladies, don’t say, I never did anything for you, cause its time for: “The Leonardo Dicaprio Watch”. No, the ship is sinking. I thought I would throw that in for the ladies, and also just to include it as a way to say, hey, Leo,thanks for following me on Twitter, that’s weird, but awesome.

And the fun story, scientists found out that if you are wearing red, woman will want to have sex with you. Or female gorillas will want want to have sex with you either way there will be sex happen, the only difference is if you want it or not.

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Take lying out of the game, its over. Imagine debates, ah, Mr. Smith, what are your beliefs on racial equality? Well, I’m glad you asked that question. (Thought Talk) What a stupid f*** question, like I’m gonna say, I hate black people. No, everyone’s good and equal, no, give me some f**** Asian with big tits and I’ll get my hands on – oh my god they can hear me! Source: LYBIO.net

ChatRoulette is back, yeah, where was I gonna see people, touching their pe** in real time? Where else? Nowhere!

That is preposterous!

Time for a few questions, I wish I really had music for this segment.

Okay, this is America, there is no reason to lie, cheat, steal, unless you wanna be awesome. But don’t f*** people over to get to the middle. You betray everything America is about, we didn’t throw Britain’s tea into the ocean because we wanted to be a mediocre country, we didn’t let those f***ers line up in line and shoot them in the back because we didn’t wanna be the best countries in the world, and we’re not giving China an I.O.U. because we plan on actually paying it back, this is America, the land of opportunity to f**** people over, to take what isn’t yours, but only if you plan on getting to the top of the mountain and waving what you have and they don’t in their face. That’s America. Source: LYBIO.net

[Philip DeFranco – Text]
Dear Nation, thank you for a great year of getting Phil’d in.

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