Welcome back, Pork

Last night, I just didn’t feel like Indian food even though I had all of the ingredients at home.

So I did what any hungry Valdizzy girl would do…

went to Smoking Pig and got some BBQ.

I got French fries, a pulled pork sandwich, and coleslaw.

Granted it wasn’t a typical Gina meal, and I haven’t had meat in almost two years and white bread since God-knows-when, but since I still eat fish and figured that pork is kind of like white meat and white bread isn’t so bad, I decided to roll with it.

It was so delicious!!!

It was kind of an indulgent meal, but no worries since I’m starting the Cookie Diet today.

Well I’m off to have a cookie and try a new workout I heard about. Apparently if you visualize yourself exercising, it has similar effects to actually exercising. So I’m off to the yoga room to think about vinyasa, running and lifting weights for an hour. Awesome.

I have to say, as soon as I read “I didn’t feel like Indian food”, I *knew* this couldn’t be a real post. That’s like saying the Pope didn’t feel like being holy today 😉 Totally made my morning start off with chuckles..

geez, am i gullible! i didn’t catch on until the visualizing exercise part. i was so disappointed with the cookie diet. i’m a fairly new reader to your blog, and i was thinking, ‘wow, i guess she’s not as knowledgable as i thought.’ i was so relieved that it was all a joke. you’re very tricksy! enjoy the rest of your day.

I was surprised by the BBQ pork segment, but thought oh well, Gina can afford a bad food day. I didn’t get that you were April fooling until I read that you were going on the Cookie diet. Started cracking up right then!

funny!
the diet thing actually didn’t shock me quite as much (but still a shocker!) since you seem to be such a strict eater, but the “new exercise” and the meat were a give away…
although i strooonggly believe there is absolutely positively nothing wrong with bread (and meat for that matter)!

LOL….I read this early this morning (well, MY morning…I have a later start to my days than most people) and was wondering what was going on. I was feeling confused and curious WHY you’d be eating that, and especially eating pork since I know it’s not your thing.

Almost got me with the pulled pork until I read how white bread isn’t that bad and how pork is like fish. And is madonna a spokesperson for the cookie diet? seriously? haha

Don’t worry about all the haters, some people see everything they read as gospel and don’t understand that it’s a food blog. You’re chronicling what you eat, not preaching to people about how they should be. I’ve been reading since around September and I have never felt that you ‘judge’ anyone for not eating the way you eat. You shouldn’t feel like you are offending anyone, or at least me!:)

I found this post rather funny! At first, i’ll be honest with ya, you were getting me..then i remembered it was April Fools and kept on reading and sure enough…APRIL FOOLs!! good one, Gina!! Love your humor! <3

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