If those gas station rack Oakley‘s sunglasses had existed in the 40’s, then Hitler would have worn them with a white wife beater and a backwards baseball cap with some Kikwear rave pants — because she was into the TINA!
A 47-page wartime dossier compiled by American Military Intelligence reveals that Hitler took 74 different types of medication to help sooth his hypochondriac vibes and that he was taking crystal meth prior to meeting with Mussolini in the summer of 1943, when he ranted like some tweaked out queen non-stop for two hours. GURRRL!
He also had nine injections of a drug called Vitamultin, which contained meth-amphetamine, during his final days in his bunker:

Hitler fell under the spell of Dr Morell, who ran a clinic in Berlin, in 1936. He gave him medication called Mutaflor to cure stomach cramps, and Hitler became a devotee. Morell then prescribed the barbiturate Brom-Nervacit, the morphine-based drug Eukodal, bulls’ semen, to give him a testosterone boost, and Pervitin, a pill containing crystal meth.

Oh please! That bull semen excuse is SO transparent! Heard that one before! It does NOT make you more masc, Hitler! Infact it just makes you more of a queen for drinking it to begin with. Not foolin’ anyone, honnay!
[via thedailymail]

The American Nazi Party took time out of their busy schedule of spreading hatred and fear on Saturday to log-in to Twitter and tweet this friendly reminder that all you rednecks out there spreading hate with them need to CHECK YO SPELLIN’!
Aside from the fact that it sounds like that tweet was written by a 16 year old valley girl, I’m not sure The American Nazi Party has really caught on to the fact that most of their members probably have a 5th grade eduction and let non-rational thoughts rule their mind.
[via slate]

You may have heard of Maxim “The Cleaver” Martsinkevich, a Russian fascist who filmed himself torturing gays on webcam (including this former Ukrainian X-factor contestant), then uploaded the videos to the internet. Well, dude fled to Cuba and it looks like they’re not taking any of his shit, because according to The Bilerico Project:

Russia was informed by Cuban police of the arrest of Maxim Martsinkevich through Interpol, the Russian Interior Ministry said in a statement.
More widely known under his nickname of Tesak, or machete, Martsinkevich was arrested in absentia by a Russian court last month on extremism charges. Martsinkevich said during a January 8 interview that the criminal charges against him were orchestrated by Russia’s “pedo-lobby,” and that he did not intend to return to Russia, according to Russian tabloid Life News that has close links to the security services.
The details of Martsinkevich’s extradition were currently being finalized, Russia’s Investigative Committee said in a statement Saturday.
In a January 9 post on his website, Martsinkevich wrote that he had flown to Cuba from the Ukrainian capital of Kiev, via the German city of Frankfurt. In 2011, Martsinkevich founded the Occupy Pedophile vigilante group, which lured men to abusive meetings with false promises of sex with minors. The encounters were recorded and then posted online.
The group was also reported to target gay men, who were subjected to similar abusive treatment.

Quick tip: If you flee somewhere — don’t do a video post about the whereabouts of where you’re headed! I know, I KNOW! — it seems like an obvious thing to avoid — but you’d be surprised how stupid some people are! Also, it looks as if Russia has charged Maxim for his neo-Nazi/skinhead extremism, but not for his documented acts of violence against LGBT people, so…