So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

At 3/10/2015 8:37:36 PM, F-16_Fighting_Falcon wrote:Might as well spill out who it is you are talking about. Thread like this aren't abstract. It has got to be someone. Only thing I disagree with is that popularity isn't (or shouldn't) be a factor.

lol it's not about any one particular person... it's about the people who do the things I mentioned.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

11. Vote all 7 points to Pro in every single debate you come across. Leave the RFD as "yup"

You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into - Jonathan Swift (paraphrase)

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

What is a bamf?

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Solonkr~
I don't care about whether an ideology is "necessary" or not,
I care about how to solve problems,
which is what everyone else should also care about.

Ken~
In essence, the world is fucked up and you can either ignore it, become cynical or bitter about it.
Deep down, we're all dumbassses who act like shittheads

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

11. Vote all 7 points to Pro in every single debate you come across. Leave the RFD as "yup"

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

11. Vote all 7 points to Pro in every single debate you come across. Leave the RFD as "yup"

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

11. Vote all 7 points to Pro in every single debate you come across. Leave the RFD as "yup"

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

11. Vote all 7 points to Pro in every single debate you come across. Leave the RFD as "yup"

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

11. Vote all 7 points to Pro in every single debate you come across. Leave the RFD as "yup"

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

11. Vote all 7 points to Pro in every single debate you come across. Leave the RFD as "yup"

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

Can I add to this list?

8. Preaching in the religious forums as if you're the new messiah on earth. Won't say any names, but you guys suck.

9. Instigating 1 round debates.

10. Posting a thread in the completely wrong forum, like posting a religious topic in the science or philosophy thread.

11. Vote all 7 points to Pro in every single debate you come across. Leave the RFD as "yup"

Lmao, I can't even begin to imagine the terrible RFD's you've come across now that you're the vote moderator.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

YWW, ur gay, and I'm better than u because ur gay, and I am morally superior to you because ur gay.

"Our life is what our thoughts make it."
R13; Marcus Aurelius
"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love." -Marcus Aurelius
"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." -Voltaire
"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. "-Voltaire

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

YWW, ur gay, and I'm better than u because ur gay, and I am morally superior to you because ur gay.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

YWW, ur gay, and I'm better than u because ur gay, and I am morally superior to you because ur gay.

Bitch, please... you can't even spell my name right.

Then your New User's Guide to Sucking at DDO is a success! For I am a new user and I now suck at spelling your name. Illumanti confirmed.

"Our life is what our thoughts make it."
R13; Marcus Aurelius
"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love." -Marcus Aurelius
"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." -Voltaire
"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. "-Voltaire

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

YWW, ur gay, and I'm better than u because ur gay, and I am morally superior to you because ur gay.

Bitch, please... you can't even spell my name right.

Then your New User's Guide to Sucking at DDO is a success! For I am a new user and I now suck at spelling your name. DDO Elite Confirmed

"Our life is what our thoughts make it."
R13; Marcus Aurelius
"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love." -Marcus Aurelius
"Man is free at the moment he wishes to be." -Voltaire
"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. "-Voltaire

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

Done it

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

Go fvck yourself

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

It's not an act.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

Sh*t plebs say

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

I'm a Buddhist.Since life is suffering, I believe it is my duty to cause as much suffering to others as possible so that they may reach enlightenment.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

I did it to the entire Religion section.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

Do it regularly.

Follow this guide, and you will be on your way to sucking at DDO.

One day, you should make a guide of all the things I'm not to do.Like this one but made with love.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

8. Make youtube videos calling people out.

9. Make death threats because they got butthurt over a little teasing.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

8. Make youtube videos calling people out.

9. Make death threats because they got butthurt over a little teasing.

10. Bully people in PMs and forums; tell people you hope they die, call people f*ggots, etc.

At 3/10/2015 8:16:29 PM, YYW wrote:So, you're new. We've all been there. This guide will tell you everything you need to know about how to ruin your DDO experience in the surest and fastest way possible!

1. Necroposting is posting to dead threads that have been inactive for many weeks or months or years. It's a surefire way to make sure that people think you're a douche.

2. Fight with people a lot. Get into fights with popular members, and then get indignant about it and pretend to take the moral high ground. Never admit you're wrong. Be that guy.

3. Act like you know more than you do. This is like the number one way to make people think you're perpetually full of sh!t. See something you don't like? Pretend like you understand it when you don't. Everyone will judge you for it.

4. Pretend to be better than other people. This is a universal strategy to garner contempt.

5. Be the change that no one wants to see in the world. See someone who is happy? Say something nasty to them. See someone who is sad? Make them sadder by posting something that will make them feel worse about themselves. Don't really care about norms of social decency? Defy them with reckless disregard. You will be bitterly hated for it.

6. Dislike someone who is more popular/important than you? Fvck that sh!t. Make an attack thread because that's what all the BAMF's do.

7. Bored? Spam the forum.

8. Make youtube videos calling people out.

9. Make death threats because they got butthurt over a little teasing.

10. Bully people in PMs and forums; tell people you hope they die, call people f*ggots, etc.

11. Running off the site and coming back under a new account time and time again