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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Museday Tuesday

We take a break from the regularly scheduled Alphabet to bring you Museday Tuesday...because it's not Monday for Monday's Musings (how I've missed them) and don't want to wait for Thursdays Thunderings! Enjoy:

Dear
WalMart Cashier:

I wish I
had been brave enough to whip out my trusty camera and video you. I think you’d be dismayed…I know your bosses
would be.

Dear
Man in UNA Parking Lot:

I tasted
your cologne when I walked past you. Not
that I wanted to, it was in no way pleasant.
A little dab will do ya!

Dear
College Chicks:

The warmer
it gets, the more skin you’re showing…when you looked in the mirror before you
left home, didn’t you see what we see (too much of you!)?

Thanks for stopping by my blog! And I love these musings. I nod thru every one of them.

I always wonder what these girls, and grown women too, see when they look in the mirror. I mean, those little cut off tops that leave about 4 " from the bottom to the waist. I don't think the roll of fat that so often hangs out is at all becoming. Do they have magic mirrors, you think?

And speaking of grammar and usage--have you noticed that the newscasters moved beyond sloppy speech habits to sounding downright illiterate? For instance, what is up with the noun followed immediately by a pronoun habit?

For example, "President Obama, he just announced..." or "The victim, she was taken to the hospital." Every news story, every channel, all the time. As you can see by this comment, I can be pretty casual, but PLEASE.