Saturday, December 11, 2010

The Summers Inquisition

Nobody expects the Summers Inquisition!

Our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and bad service. Our two weapons are surprise and bad service and ruthless efficiency in ignoring the customer. Our three weapons in driving away customers are surprise and bad service and ruthless efficiency in ignoring the customer and an almost fanatical devotion to Joe. Our four, no, amongst our weapons, amongst our weaponry are such elements as surprise, bad service, igorance of the customers and an inability to serve drinks. Ah. I'm never coming here again.