November is a time when the sun rises later, set sooner and winter is just around the corner. But with so much of the year in our rearview mirror, it’s also a time to reflect on the good things we’ve experienced and the blessings we enjoy.

Whether it is the humbling experience of running out of toilet paper to the maddening instant when you realize you’ve stuck your elbow in toothpaste, our intrepid not-so-squeaky-clean bathroom guide ponders some familiar and not-so-familiar scriptures.