Apparently, the amount of times I've been to theme parks in the past year I would normally have spent £800
amazing huh.and apparently I can get people tickets this month for £15.
(MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:18,
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It's not a "hipster" thing or a "retro" thing
The missus bought a little keyring cube at the weekend and couldn't solve it so I did it for her and enjoyed it.So, I'm going to get a proper one and learn how to solve it, it appeals to my obsesive compulsiveness.
(MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:00,
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I was doing one round at my parents' house the other day. What a coincidence.
I was proper struggling. Then mum told me my youngest son had peeled all the stickers off and she'd just stuck them back on willy-nilly. So, yeah, I genuinely was considering getting a rubik's cube next pay day.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:04,
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I looked up instructions online.
Cause I genuinely wasn't getting anywhere, and I really like the whole formula thing to solving them, I'd like to learn it.I saw a video of a guy solving it in 28 seconds BLINDFOLDED.that's just sad though, I also learnt that people lubricate their cubes so they can solve them faster, that's sad too.
(MONO!, Tue 15 May 2012, 8:06,
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aren't RC's from the 70s?
by which I mean, weren't they already tedious shit before Mono was even born?
(Grrrmachinehad fun once. It was awful., Tue 15 May 2012, 8:05,
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I think the one round here has set walkie o'clocks every week
then when they trust you, you can nip in and take a dog out for lunch or whatever.
(glued eel/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:40,
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Have you told them that you are stealing because if you haven't then it's not really any kind of revenge that will change things.
I'm all right, despite a spectacularly bad day at work. You?
(NeptuneA dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 14 May 2012, 23:09,
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exposure wont help me, i will continue to be covert, cia trying to kill me
work eh, shit innit sometimes, people on here seem to talk about foood, glad you lef that out, i love you neps
(mongychops, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:15,
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There's go to be a Mission Impossible plan where you have both the co-op and the CIA thinking they're chasing you when they're really chasing each other.
I'd like to see the CIA brought to its knees by a bunch of hippies from Rochdale.
(NeptuneA dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 14 May 2012, 23:20,
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I was about to start to play Cata
but never got around to it, met Steve and had a Proper Adult Relationship instead.

I am not impressed with the new Kung Fu Panda expansion though, christ.

I'll keep my memories of Elwynn Forest. I could nostalgia about Azeroth that much I could get teary for chrissake.
(fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:23,
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I didn't like Cata.
My main is still only lvl 83, I never reached the level cap. The new expansion does looks a bit stupid too. AND they've fucked around with talent points again, it's unusable now.

Vanilla WoW was miles better. And more difficult. And more entertaining. Whippersnappers don't know how lucky they are mumble mumble etc etc.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:26,
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We had mounts at level FORTY. And they were so expensive nobody could afford one.
Earning a paladin mount?! It was a set of quests beyond your bloody imagination.

I did get Rivendare's Charger on the first time I did the instance though. Solo. Fuckin' geddin.
(fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:29,
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I KNOW the warlock mount was just as hard
seeing someone on the firey one, you knew they'd worked their balls off. You had to spend weeks getting attuned for Onyxia. Now there's no attunement, you get given both warlock and paladin mounts as talents, and everyone's riding a fucking dragon wearing purples. AND the starting areas are so linear and full of cutscenes you might as well be playing FFX.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:31,
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If Steve wasn't so strongly against tattoos, I'd have one to remind me of the great times I had spent on it
and how it's shaped my outlook on life, games and attitude to stuff.

But as he's a Keeper I'll allow him his wish :p
(fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:34,
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hah
that rankles with me, but only because I am of the opinion that tattoos are self-expression, and if you don't like them, you don't like me.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:35,
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Aah, Elwynn Forest.
I can still remember the first missions at Northshire Abbey. For a paladin it gave me the grounding I neededto begin to understand the Light and the evil that was plaguing the land.

Then forays into surrounding zones and cities hrough the whole game even with the Explorer achievement when Lich King came out. I was genuinely proud and pleased with that, I'd seen the whole game's land by foot, hoof and air.

yeah
I've got to lvl 40 in about... 10 hours of play? Plus you get a freaking mount at lvl 20.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:40,
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That's not fair. THAT IS NOT FAIR.
I took a whole evening with a friend to get from 39-40 in, oh god where was it

The marshland next to the blasted red place with the first portal to Outland. Can't remember the name. Dustwallow Marsh maybe?

Did that for 3 hours watching the XP slowly climb up and was amazed when I got my slow bloody donkey.

Such a difference than being on foot, suddenly the world is yours, it's like having your first car. I'm so nostalgic here it's...there's...no, just something in my eye, it's nothing, no, don't worry
(fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:43,
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there there
you've got EVE now, it's like having a second job. But there are no giant cows. Or dragons. Or FOR THE HORDE.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:47,
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my Drake ship is 800 meters long
and is a sluggish fat bitch that has 7 missile launchers

The shortest frigates are about 60 metres long, the Titans - super capital ships for endgame very rich players and corporations are 15-20km long. The scale of the game is hayoooooge.
(fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:50,
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I don't really like Games in Space

(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:53,
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I like EVE Online because of the spaceships
the ridiculously complicated economy and learning curve. You could play for three years and still be an utter noob. NOOB.
(fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:44,
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every description I've read of that game makes it sound like a second job

Yeah it can be - some players take it very seriously
corporations, mining, taxes, sovereignty, the game storyline and background, it's a lot to take in.

It's unforgiving too, if you lose your ship that's taken you six months to train for, build and fly, you get an insurance payout if you've insured it against buying a new one.

Some of them take months to build but hours to destroy, it's what I like about it. Fiendishly complicated though, but it's a step up from WoW that holds your hand every step of the way.
(fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:52,
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it's not as good now.
nowhere near as good.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:38,
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
I played a healy druid before dual-speccing. I DIED SO MUCH. I WAS IN AN RP GUILD. NO-ONE RPS ANY MORE.
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:32,
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I was a tankadin with 2h axes until someone quietly told me you can't really tank like that
then discovered SHIELDS. Whoa. Dude.

As I've not played it for more than 6 months - or paid for that matter I am sure my 80 char is gone.

I think my /played time was 1200-1500 hours of gameplay and exploring on my tankadin at least.
(fatpoof, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:40,
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lolno, they don't delete your chars
I came back to mine after over a year and they were still as I left them. I got the Explorer title too, it was great fun. Before you could fly in Azeroth, too.Let me know if you want a Scroll of Resurrection :P
(spangolin- the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:43,
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Oh god I'm going to have to seriously think about it
Driving home gets me here in 15 mins now so I'll have..2 hours a day when I'm not on a bus there and back.

You'd think so but its 9:00 now and it wouldn't be able to get there before 10:00
potentially a long journey, in vain.
(WormuIus, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:10,
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Come on Gonz, I bet you've got a spare one knocking around.
You wouldn't even have to leave the house... please
(WormuIus, Mon 14 May 2012, 21:12,
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Sorry dude, crashed out.
I'm a laptop kindda guy, and if not, I would be on a MacMini or iMac, which don't have them.
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Mon 14 May 2012, 22:35,
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Saving Private Starfish
The Maltese StarfishTo Kill A MockingstarfishThe Starfish MileBill And Ted's Excellent StarfishStarfish StoryCloudy With A Chance Of StarfishTo Have And Have StarfishBrief Starfish CounterIt's A Wonderful StarfishEast Is EastarfishSex, Lies And Video StarfishCarry On Up The StarfishA Muppet Christmas StarfishThe Land That Starfish ForgotJourney To The Centre Of The StarfishMy Fair StarfishInglorious Starfish
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:37,
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VAJAZZLE IS BEST PRODUCT FOR DECORATING LOWER REGIONS HELPS TO COVER UP SCARS RESULTANT FROM BIRTHING ACTIVITIES AND OR IMPLANTATIONS. MANY PARTNERS COMMENT ON ATTRACTIVE AND WIT PUN, WORDPLAY INCREASES DESIRE TO INTERACT. ADVISE FOR ALL WHO SEEK TO CONCEAL SEAM THAT MANY HUMAN NOTICE AND SEEK TO QUESTION LEADING TO UNDESIRED CONSUMPTION:

fucked if i know
i'm not logging all the way out, moving my mouse ALL the way down to chrome, IE or firefox, logging back in ALL OVER AGAIN just because you can't be bothered to fix the board
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 16:19,
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Stop quoting lyrics like a fucking child and kill yourself.
Just stop with the shit posts for five minutes and at least give the idea proper consideration. Don't be put off by suicide's negative connotations. Put that to one side of your mind. Genuinely and sensibly give suicide a chance in your mind. Then do it, you pathetic little prick.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:10,
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If you're gonna sue me I like the odds of me ending up with everything you own. like your stupid frisbees.
I'm gonna have fun thinking of ways to ruin them!
(mark morrisons prison shoeslike a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:54,
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Ah but if I go through Legal Aid you'll die of old age before this ever kicks off
mwahaha
(Frisbee, Mon 14 May 2012, 15:17,
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Come to Porchester where old people fester and chavlets parade in the street
There's nothing to do and no one will want you, but the pub has a raffle for meat.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:42,
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Ooh, no, I know...
Hilsea; home to the shittest Italian restaurant in the world. Honestly, someone should stab that fucking midget in the face. He buys most of the food ready made in Lidls. No joke. I've seen him doing it.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:03,
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When my missus was in banking, he was one of her clients
She hated him. Apparently he was a complete prick and rude to pretty much everyone he came into contact with.
(Two Hats, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:05,
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it has the national hockey arena in it!
wow, goodtimes.
(mark morrisons prison shoeslike a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:55,
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The name always makes me think ofSo we were treated to this magnificent spectacle of this eight-foot freak, eyes different colours, wearing a rubber corset, down on one knee shouting "MILTON KEEEEYNES".
(baying cyber-mobp0066dpr, Mon 14 May 2012, 14:52,
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Hey Baldmonkey
I've got this GREAT ideaInstead of a lolunch thread, where everybody has to listen to me talking about how to get the most out of your Subway sammich, you have to guess what I've HAD for lunch. Yeeeah? You like?

So: What did I HAVE for lunch?

Alt: British athletes, who wood you and who woodn't you? Jessica Ennis makes me happy in my special place. I'd happily have her put me over her big shoulders and carry me away.
(Frisbee, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:57,
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You may have mistaken me for mmps
Because he is Scottish and most Scottish people only eat deep-fried rubbish, trufax
(Frisbee, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:00,
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I thought you were all up for this health-food stuff, wholemeal innit, gotta be good for you
I heard some woman in the shop the other day buying blueberry muffins for her kid instead of choc chip "because of that five a day thing"
(baying cyber-mobp0066dpr, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:04,
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Wholemeal bread is better for you than white bread in the same vein as a kick in the teeth is better than being gang-raped.
You should have pulled her up by her jowels, screamed wordlessly into her face and then stuffed the muffin into her left eyesocket.
(Frisbee, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:16,
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Jesus, that's a bit excessive.
I was thinking of offering dietary advice rather than GBH.
(baying cyber-mobp0066dpr, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:24,
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We can be like a good cop/bad cop routine for foodies.
And every week we go into working-class britain and find a fatty. You can extol the virtues of steaming instead of boiling, while I choke them with raw broccoli and celophane.
(Frisbee, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:41,
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Yeah. It was a shit idea the first time you posted it.
Fuck off.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 13:01,
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I've got this GREAT idea
Instead of a lolunch thread, where everybody has to listen to me talking about how to get the most out of your Subway sammich, you have to guess what I've HAD for lunch. Yeeeah? You like?

So: What did I HAVE for lunch?

Alt: British athletes, who wood you and who woodn't you? Jessica Ennis makes me happy in my special place. I'd happily have her put me over her big shoulders and carry me away.
(Frisbee, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:55,
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Who the fuck are these people
and who the fuck are you?
(Grrrmachinehad fun once. It was awful., Mon 14 May 2012, 12:51,
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So anyway,
I reckon the police HR manager must have been having a REALLY bad day to think it was a good idea to employ a giant talking dog to do cleaning and minor repairs. LOL!!!
(baying cyber-mobp0066dpr, Mon 14 May 2012, 12:57,
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This place is quiet, but it's pleasant
There's no more nasty sniping or bitching or FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF threads. Admittedly, you're all tedious bores with the intellect of a diseased mollusc, but I mean that in the nicest possible way.

How would you market the board to attract more users?
(Grrrmachinehad fun once. It was awful., Mon 14 May 2012, 10:12,
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Bear in mind how Stephen Hawking sounds when he "speaks""Ohhh... fuck!" he cried out as Brad filled him with his massive tool. Stephen's hand moved to his throbbing cock and he pinched the base. He didn't want to come. He wanted to wait and give his gift to Brad. "Harder Brad! Give me your cum. I need it baby," he shouted.
(Two Hats, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:33,
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you do know if you click "Slash me baby one more time" it selects new people?
I mean, you can't be so stupid that you don't realise that?
(Cabbages. Knickers.It's not got a beak, Mon 14 May 2012, 11:49,
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Because you are neither real nor life.
There is a link if you are like: www.youtu.be/pJKDQMTpNREMight work. might not.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:02,
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Oh.
Well that's a shame, cause I have a present for you.
(MONO!, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:02,
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I heard gonzo shat in a carrier bag and it split open.
I miss all the good weekends.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 8:03,
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Good banter, mmps.
Hey, I got a really good photo of a male and female blackbird next to each other yesterday.I thought I'd copied it to the computer and then I deleted it from the camera but, you'll never guess what, I HADN'T copied it to the computer. Oh my life. What am I like?
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 7:58,
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alright balders, i seen a chiken dun a sik at the weekend
you could put that on your blog but I didn't have a camera with me when the chiken dun a sik. saw lots of buzzards though, some green woodpeckers and a nuthatch.
(spesh., Mon 14 May 2012, 9:47,
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Good morning two hats.
Thank you for the loan of your bass guitar.I did a last.fm page for the things we made if you are interested however last.fm is a wanker so it doesn't work.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:08,
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Only just saw this, soz
No worries. I'll check it out in a mo.
(Two Hats, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:11,
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"A term and a movement that was started by a man named Bill Greathouse (Bill1224602 on You Tube) that basically describes people that are "forced" to be alone because they perceive other women (or men in some cases) to be rejecting them because they are too shallow. They seem to think that they are entitled to have a woman or man."
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:12,
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Oh, for serious.
You should see some of their wobbling ranty mouth-to-webcam sexy action.It's a sort of comic-tragedy.They make gonzo look like a catch.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:16,
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Watching some now
It doesn't occur to them that desperation is probably to blame for most of their problems?
(Two Hats, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:20,
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Oh for goodness sake
Of COURSE people immediately judge you on your looks...that's human nature. People can become more or less attractive as you get to know them, but your first reaction has to be based on how they look.What a prick.
(Two Hats, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:23,
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Yeah.
It's best to view it as a joke; if you start trying to list all the things they say and do which are mental and incorrect, you'll never get anything else done ever again.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:31,
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Well I'll ask him
but I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you
(Two Hats, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:24,
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3 days a week at minimum wage.
That's not going to put a dent in his budget. He must need some spreadsheets or something.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:26,
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Can I wear a jumpsuit and be in a large flower pot which has a trampoline concealed in the bottom?
While stabbing up a wax horse.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:25,
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I'd be disappointed if you didn't
These TFL guys are fucking nuts. I wouldn't be at all surprised if some of them were quite dangerous.
(Two Hats, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:27,
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Or throwing frozen watermelons into one of those tree chippers which is pointed at a timpani drum.
And you play a miniature pipe organ with bubble solution poured in all the pipes.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 14 May 2012, 9:28,
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I saw that mongy.
I dunno why he was trolling on you, so mean :'(
(mark morrisons prison shoeslike a metrosexual bellend or something, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:17,
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what's the best prostitute you've used in the past three months?
cassandra, north london. she doesn't like taking off her knickers and her tits look a bit loose, but if you can't afford the hilton you may as well settle for pontins
(avant-hardthought UHT was a sex noise, Mon 14 May 2012, 3:14,
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I can easily believe that you need to use prostitutes.
Kindly sleaze back off to PunterNet. Or Mumsnet. Just anywhere else.
(Pope Shax XIIIuses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 14 May 2012, 3:41,
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i know the score mister policeman sir officer sir man, i'll just drop this fiver on't floor and maybe you'll forget all about it

We did this last time
And my desk is still arranged in the same way.Do I lift my arms 90 degrees to my torso on both planes and then pick something, or just spaz my arms in the general direction of left/right and pick something that may be of some vague use?
(GazelleWasn't here on, Mon 14 May 2012, 0:34,
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I have a MP5 as a weapon and a riot shield as my defence.
Bring it on.

Working in a police station FTW.
(Pope Shax XIIIuses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 14 May 2012, 2:27,
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I found a load of old CDs in a cupboard that was behind a cupboard today
I now have Squeeze's greatest hits on and although I knew some of their songs it seems they have done a lot that I knew, but didn't know who did them.

I don't know if it was a the pause of 'hmmm'
or the insinuation that he could 'chuck it', but either way i'm hot for him.
(misusscompilerScottish ambassador to anywhere, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:29,
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Get to the back of the line...
he's got the whole of /links wanting a piece of that sweet ass...
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:33,
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i'm a right catch
but at least i'm not living 7 years in the past
(mictoboylurking on listopia instead, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:48,
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They were my glory days
now i live in a Paris hotel room wearing support tights, smoking non-filter tips and waiting for a millionaire playboy from Monaco to pick me up.
(misusscompilerScottish ambassador to anywhere, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:51,
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None taken
When you do performances such as dance you have to over-egg it sometimes so it shows up in contrast with the lighting.
(misusscompilerScottish ambassador to anywhere, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:40,
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Play This Summer.
I like that song.
(NeptuneA dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 May 2012, 22:19,
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I don't like Squeeze
I stumbled across a set of theirs at a festival last year and didn't enjoy it but was waiting for the next band so put up with it. Luckily I only had to listen to Up the Junction and something else.
(magnum, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:19,
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It belonged to someone who lived here before me. I put in my own furniture in a rush and never got around to moving it about
Frankly i'm glad it was only a bunch of middle of the road CDs and not a human limb
(misusscompilerScottish ambassador to anywhere, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:28,
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No way
a human limb would have been WAY more fun.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:33,
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I moved in 5 years ago
Still want it?
(misusscompilerScottish ambassador to anywhere, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:35,
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I also know all the words to 'Jump Around' by House of Pain and 'Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys.
I also use to be able to quote every line from Transformers The Movie but then I killed off the bit of my brain that remembered it with too much alcohol and now I can only remember the rude lines :(Also I like to stack things.
(2 Can ChunderChristmas usernames are for paedophiles, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:41,
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I know all the words and all the guitar chords for They Might Be Giants first three albums
you jelly?
(Cabbages. Knickers.It's not got a beak, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:48,
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Surely by now they should have established whether they are giants or not.
It's an enduring mystery of music
(magnum, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:51,
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not to put too fine a point on it
say I'm the only bee in your bonnetmake a little birdhouse in your soulwhile you're at itkeep the nightlight on inside the birdhouse in your soul
(Cabbages. Knickers.It's not got a beak, Sun 13 May 2012, 22:52,
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Iwas late to the last thread which was about being manly,
so right up my street. And now that you've started this thread there's not chance of me being able to join in that one. It's all a bit of a shame.

Ok, i'll bite.
What manly things have you been maning this weekend?
(magnum, Sun 13 May 2012, 21:55,
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Oh you cunt you couldn't even be arsed to scroll down and see that I was questioning the premise of feeling manly after doing weekend stuff.
What a fucking rotter.
(NeptuneA dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 13 May 2012, 21:57,
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Hello everyone, I used an angle grinder this evening and felt all manly
what manly stuff have you done this weekend (other than masturbating whilst watching your neighbour hang out her knickers)?
(GruffiSomething, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:36,
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I bought a donkey jacket, an inflatable swimming ring and 10 old 90s cds that nobody likes
that's my christmas list taken care of, and a quick one knocked off in the process
(mr horribleup yours, dickface, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:41,
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well, they are man's best friend
can your dog dance and do tricks like that one that just won Britain's Got Talent and pocketed a cool £500,000?
(GruffiSomething, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:51,
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I built and installed a replacement LED board for a Roland FC100 footpedal
and did a massive steaming plop that took three flushes to shift
(Cabbages. Knickers.It's not got a beak, Sun 13 May 2012, 20:48,
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that sounds amazing!
judging my the smells emanating from my arse, I think I have an appointment to park an otter too
(GruffiSomething, something, 2006, something., Sun 13 May 2012, 20:55,
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a few months back I did a plop that properly backed up the drains here
the landlord sent Dynorod round and he was there trying with a plunger and he was like woah, not shifting it, better look outside so he opened up the drain cover and he said it was, get this, the most badly blocked drain he'd ever seen and he had to send for the van with the pressure hose and they'd probably have to, wait for it, shovel it out

Wait a sec..... Were you going to take your own drink into the picture house?
And if the film was free, would you have enjoyed it more?
(Gonzhydi Gonz - the GonzhadistOur prices are hassain, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:44,
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i only smuggle booze in, and no, the film wasnt that good, over long, the best bit was my daughter asking afterwards why spiderman doesn't help, i lol'd

drove from Bristol to Leicester
having not driven for 18 months and not been on the motorway for more than 10 minutes before.Which isn't much of an achievement for most people that drive. But I got a free car out of it.
(fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:56,
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sounds like you stole a car.
did you steal a car?
(mark morrisons prison shoeslike a metrosexual bellend or something, Sun 13 May 2012, 18:59,
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his dad's just bought a C-Max which is very nice
and I drive focus estates for work. I think the corporate fleet has 3-400 of them. They take a lot of abuse.
(fatpoof, Sun 13 May 2012, 19:02,
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