“The items that were taken were irreplaceable family heirlooms that were inherited by the Issa family,” Hill told the newspaper. “As there is a current investigation, further questions should be directed to the San Diego County Sheriff’s Department.”

Issa, the chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, is one of the richest members of Congress. This summer, he reported a net worth of at least $215 million, having made nearly $15 million from investments last year.

POLICE arrested KARL ROVE today near scene of crime , with jewelry in his car,, ROVE started crying saying the ELECTION had cost him all his savings and HE was only trying to recoup some of his losses . AND he was being threatened by GOP donors who wanted a REFUND on their BAD INVESTMENT . ROVE had a LIST of WEALTHY GOP POLITICIANS he knew , and HE had already been in theHOUSES so he knew the LAYOUT and where to find cash and other valuables . ROVE said HE was trying to get together enough MONEY to GET the HELL out of the COUNTRY, because he believed FOX and the GOP WAS GOING to KILL his SORRY ASS ,, for wasting their MONEY. POLICE assured ROVE that HE was SAFE in CUSTODY and that WHEN HE was in PRISON ,, HE would be WELL LIKED by the BIG BOYS ,, especially his BIG FAT MUSHY BUTT which would provide much enjoyment to MANY !

How can his house not have an adequate security system? I think there should be congressional hearings about this - if only there were some conservative zealot willing to conduct a hearing on even the most trivial issue....

How can his house not have an adequate security system? I think there should be congressional hearings about this - if only there were some conservative zealot willing to conduct a hearing on even the most trivial issue....