TLC announced Thursday its first “Toddlers & Tiaras” spinoff will premiere in August and feature six-year-old beauty queen Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, known on the show for her catchphrase “a dolla makes me holla!”

Sometimes, “Toddlers & Tiaras” brings you something so adorably cute, you forget that you’re watching a reality show about the highly dysfunctional world of child pageantry. And sometimes, that cute something isn’t even human.

Ding ding ding! Ladies and gentlemen, step right up to the “Toddlers & Tiaras” mom feud. In one corner, we have Pageant Mom Tricia, mother to little SamiJo; and in the other, Pageant Mom Jennifer, mother to Camari.