Let's face it, Dave's wife is a dog. I'm sure she is nice and not a GoldDigger but could you imagine if Johnny Carson married a woman who looked like this. Johnny fucked Angie Dickinson in her prime among others.

We know what he'll say, but what won't he say would be more entertaining...

"Boy Dave, this wig is itchy"

"Dave have you seen AGT's ratings since I went on? (Que bass line from the band)"

"Dave, did you see this Bruce Jenner interview, well I have something to tell you (crowd gets very silent) I am gay Dave! I am a homosexual. It's been something I've want to tell everybody for a long time"

Whereas the formerly live Howard might have gone out with a bang with lesbians doing their thing, this present cadaver incarnation, knowing that the audience reach will never likely be wider, will probably have ready and queued up about 5 heavily and poorly photoshopped pics of his faux modoe, in an attempt to pimp some life into her career that never got off the starting blocks.

All of this plus shouting when he doesn't need to (which he has done on every appearance) while Dave just sits there and watches the train wreck and says "No, no, Howard..." He'll say something that sound phony instead of just saying "Dave, thanks for having me on and giving me national exposure when no one else would touch me. It meant a lot to me personally and professionally." If he says that, I'll never say another bad word about him (this does not apply to that vile cunt he's married to).

Also - nice touch by Kimmel showing a re-run on Dave's last night. Let's go Fallon, you asshole. Step up.