a) There was this CRAZY goat-like child
b) a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
c) there was a puffin named Phred
d) I liked frosted Mini-wheats
e) more people had fewer teeth

2. What is black and white and red all over?

a) a penguin in the blender
b) a newspaper
c) a nun falling down the stairs
d) a soapdish in a bathroom that happens to be decorated in black and white and red.
e) bismuth baby

3. Hey baby, what's your sign?

4. If, per chance, 1+7 equaled 42, where would your mom be at 8:00?

a) barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen
b) at a red lobster just north of Philadelphia
c) at the national rainbow gathering, going by the name 'sister juniper'
d) on the bus
e) out there
f) In chinatown, maybe, but you can't trust your mother