How to make your penis bigger

Tips to boost your schlong in seconds without pills or needles

For whatever reason, there’s something hardwired in the brains of the male species where they place tremendous stock on the size of their penis. Beyond its sexual function, the penis plays an undeniable, if subtle, role in establishing pecking order, whether at the urinal or in a locker room. Size matters, and not just in bed. A lot of men wish their penis was a bit bigger – regardless of how well-endowed they currently are. By one estimate, nearly half of all men think their packages are smaller than average. But comparing your dong to well-hung porn stars is stupid because huge news, ‘normal’ isn’t necessarily what you thought. If you’re looking for a realistic expectation of the perfect manhood, the ‘average erect penis’ is about five inches long and four-and-a-half inches in circumference according to a 1996 Journal of Urology study. Feel better?

But then (sorry to break it to you) apparently average isn’t working in your favour. Well, at least not according to researchers from the University of California and the University of New Mexico who have scientific proof of the ideal penis size women preferred on a lover: 6.3 inches (16cm) in length and 4.8 inches (12.2cm) around for long term relationship; and the 6.4 inches (16.3 cm) long and 5.0 inches (12.7cm) for a fling. ALSO SEE Scientific proof of what women want

If you pulled up short on either of the stats above, you may want to check out these simple manhood hacks to boost your thimble-sized penis.

Shave your pubes

Pubes may be making a comeback in porn but shaving off your pubes can lead to temporary gains… in your nether region. Shaving your pubic hair will make your penis look bigger by revealing the hidden length of your penis hidden behind all that bushy. Grooming does not maketh you less of a man. Plus, if you expect your woman to show up to bed smooth and hairless and soft, understand that she’d like you clean and groomed and well-kept, too. Because, pulling her long hair as you take her doggy style – sexy; her pulling on your pubic hair by mistake as she takes your balls in her mouth – not sexy. ALSO SEE Pubes are making a comeback in mainstream porn

Get rid of that planet you call your belly

Losing weight will make your penis look dramatically bigger. That pad of extra flesh just above your pubic bone is hiding your penis under a fat-based cloak. When you’re overweight, fat is deposited at the base of the penis, making your penis look smaller and making it more difficult to penetrate your partner as deeply. Losing weight will make your penis look bigger by increasing how proportionate your penis appears to the rest of your body. ALSO SEE How to lose belly fat, fast

Use a cock ring

Cock rings are a fantastic distraction from your small dick specially in moments of panic when confronted by the “Is it in yet?” question and before great sex goes down a tragic road of libido destruction. The cock ring is your best defence. The sensation from a cock ring is so intense she wouldn’t notice if your penis was half the size it is. ALSO SEE 8 sex toys and what to do with them

Kegels

Because your penis needs a workout, aside from horizontal pushups. Kegels aren’t just for women. Kegels can help you stay harder, longer. The tiny contractions of your pelvic floor’s pubococcygeus (PC) muscles can curb everything from premature ejaculation to erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation to crooked cocks. They can also make orgasms more intense.