Geeks vs. Hipsters: A Handy Infographic (Updated)

Updated: Fixed the full size image. Thanks to @DaemnProgrammer for the heads up.

In the spirit of geeks vs. nerds, the site Geeks Are Sexy brings us the answer to a question I did not even know we were posing: Geek or Hipster? Really? Like people can't tell the difference? Maybe this is supposed to be a handy reference for the baby boomers, or their parents, but seriously... you can't tell the difference?

I, for one, am definitely not a hipster according to this chart. Or any chart, for that matter. And you? Which camp do you fall into?

Click to view the entire diagram (it's much, much longer than the portion I'm showing here).