Peter: Alright fellas, we've been out her for months and we all know that men have certain needs. And being that there's no women around, we're going to have to have an orgy. [cuts to them naked in a pile] Uh, anybody horny?Quagmire: No.Cleveland: No.Joe: No.Peter: Me neither! And whoever's toe that is, I appreciate you enthusiasm but I think you should stop.Joe: Boy, I'm sure glad nobody's here to see this.[cruise ship arrives]Cruise Annnouncer: And if you look off the left side of the ship, you'll see a bunch of homosexuals (starts to speak Spanish). A la izquierdo del barco podemos ver los 'fanny bandits

Peter: Oh guys, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Lois is the only woman for me.Joe: Well it sounds like you've gotta find a way to win her back.Quagmire: Yeah, like, like we could get her drunk and take turns having sex with her.Peter: How would that help me?Quagmire: Oh, help you? Oh oh, yeah yeah, then no... no then, then that wouldn't help you.

Peter: Hey, hey I got an idea. Let's play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing the person says they never did.Cleveland: Oh I got one. I never slept with a woman with the lights on [Quagmire, Peter and Joe drink]Joe: I'll go next. Uh, I never had sex with Cleveland's wife [Quagmire and Cleveland drink to this]Peter: Alright let's see. Uh, I never did a chick in a Logan Airport bathroom [Quagmire drinks... cuts to a bunch of empty beers] God! Let's see, what else is there? Um, I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.Quagmire: Oh god! [drinks]Joe: I uh, I never picked up an illegal alien from Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.Quagmire: Oh come on! [drinksPeter: Uh, I never did the same thing, but with someone from Jo-Ann Fabrics.Quagmire: Oh god! This is ridiculous! [drinks and passes out]

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Peter: Oh guys, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Lois is the only woman for me.Joe: Well it sounds like you've gotta find a way to win her back.Quagmire: Yeah, like, like we could get her drunk and take turns having sex with her.Peter: How would that help me?Quagmire: Oh, help you? Oh oh, yeah yeah, then no... no then, then that wouldn't help you.

Peter: Hey, hey I got an idea. Let's play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing the person says they never did.Cleveland: Oh I got one. I never slept with a woman with the lights on [Quagmire, Peter and Joe drink]Joe: I'll go next. Uh, I never had sex with Cleveland's wife [Quagmire and Cleveland drink to this]Peter: Alright let's see. Uh, I never did a chick in a Logan Airport bathroom [Quagmire drinks... cuts to a bunch of empty beers] God! Let's see, what else is there? Um, I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.Quagmire: Oh god! [drinks]Joe: I uh, I never picked up an illegal alien from Home Depot to take home and choke me while I touch myself.Quagmire: Oh come on! [drinksPeter: Uh, I never did the same thing, but with someone from Jo-Ann Fabrics.Quagmire: Oh god! This is ridiculous! [drinks and passes out]