Age: (Has no one ever told you that's a really rude question?) Suffice it to say that I'm old enough to read and DRIVE (yay!) and young enough to be a student

Gender: Female (finally, an easy question!)

Weight: (What is this, the doctor's site?)

Interests: (oh, the many) Marching Band(drum line) soccer, winter guard(we spin flags, rifles and a few other weapons) reading(duh) writing (not very good at finishing stories though...) I play guitar, a little(very little) piano, percussion, and I want to learn the flute (I have family who play...)

In case anyone is wondering: any fics will be (most likely) one-shots. My life is busy and I would hate myself for holding readers in suspense. It will also be okay for all ages-I don't cuss and every pairing I love/fangirl over is straight. No offense meant towards those who aren't.

I'm not sure what else there is or why you're reading this but that's about all I'm gonna reveal to you on the Grendel of the internet(cookies to all who understand that reference). G'night, Stalkers!

-Midnight

P.S. Has anyone else ever wondered: if two gooses are geese, why aren't two moose meese, and one sheep called a shoop?

P.P.S. Word problems through my eyes: "If I have 3 apples, and you have 8 pensils, how many pancakes fit on the roof?" "PURPLE! Because aliens don't wear hats."It makes sense.

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Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree. Theboys don’t want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality they are amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

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I am the girl who people look through when I say something. I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, Violets in Shadow, Lightkit, MidnightReadingAddict

Take dosage daily as many times as required to relieve symptoms of stress associated with school, college, exams and/or work etc. Repeat prescriptions may be necessary. Results may vary. LATEST CHAPTER: Another look back at days when our favourite big man still had to look up at people. One person in particular, actually. Major gruff!fluff: "You'll grow. That much I can guarantee."

Loki fell into the Void alone, unaided and unsought. The dark things lurking at the edge of the universe have gone too long without a new tool to ignore a fallen god. Bit by bit, they remake him. But they aren't patient, and the Trickster doesn't go down easily. When unexpected help comes, a hybrid's created...and they want their vengeance. No slash, AU. SEQUEL PENDING!

Darcy hides from his identity in Hertfordshire in a bid to reconcile himself to his duty and find peace before accepting his inevitable fate. What he discovers instead, is family, love, and acceptance. But what sacrifices will this new perspective cost?

Life isn't as yin and yang as you had grown up believing. No. You finally figured out that an enormous grey area existed between the two extremities, one you hadn't naturally assumed was there, up until you found yourself wandering its hallow halls, completely lost and utterly confused.

Hermione is well aware that Draco is a Veela and that she is his mate. In fact, she has already wholeheartedly accepted the fact that she would be spending the rest of her life with him. Curiously enough, the only one resisting in this situation is Draco himself. With the help of the elder Malfoys, a scheme of seduction begins.

When Draco is forced to live with Hermione Granger for one year as part of a "reintroduction" program after the war, both of their lives get turned upside down. It's up to Hermione to convince the Wizarding World that Draco is not a menace to society... but it's up to Draco to first convince her. Can these two former enemies become friends? Or possibly even more? T, might turn M

In the aftermath of the final battle, Hermione runs into Malfoy while helping the overwhelmed Healers. Hermione gets angry and Draco asks for an unusual favor.- "You just stood there like a coward and watched her torture me for hours and you didn't-" Hermione stopped abruptly, swallowing back the emotions threatening to choke her. "What did you want me to do, Granger?"He hissed.

As Head Boy and Girl, Draco and Hermione have to do certain things together, but Draco makes some discoveries that draws him ever closer to his female counterpart. WARNINGS: Abusive!Ron, and some swearing. I don't think there's anything else, so, enjoy!

For ten years she was kept a secret, now it is time for the Wizarding world to finally meet Phoebe, as she sets out to prove that not all Malfoy's support the Dark Lord. Includes: Weasley!Bashing. Elemental!Magic. Warning: Don't like? Don't read! Flames are not appreciated.

Exiled in disgrace, Hermione has painstakingly built a life for herself as a Muggle after the war. Meanwhile, a corrupt Ministry rules the wizarding world. In an attempt to save the world as he knows it, Draco approaches Hermione with an offer. Trust is a precious commodity and scars from the war run deep. Dramione Drama/Angst HP Fanfic Fan Poll Award 2014 winner. Character deaths

She loved him, but now she was gone. It's too late to change the past, and now he must live with the consequences of his actions. All those things he should have done, when he still had the chance to. Based on the song "When I Was Your Man" by Bruno Mars.

What would have happened if Frex had loved his green daughter instead of hated her? Elphaba's happy childhood is brutally disrupted when tragedy forces her to flee her home and leave everything behind. But shadows of her past keep haunting her, because there are certain things you can't run away from… AU, Shiz-era. Fiyeraba. Winner 2nd place Best Angst in the 2013 Greg Awards.

Because she was dark and he was light and God it was forbidden, but at some point the Negro girl and the rich white boy cross paths and he thinks to himself, hell, she might be better than anyone in the world. 60sAU!

An adventure featuring characters from the most popular of the Disney princess movies that happened at around the same time frame. Prominently featured are Rhonwen, daughter of Rapunzel and Eugene, and Emile, son of Belle and Vincent, the former Beast. Romance is a definate possiblility, as well as some extensive crossover work. More graphic than Disney, but no "Adult Situations."

Modern P&P. Elizabeth isn't sure what to trust when she meets Will Darcy - her first impression as a child or the boorish one as an adult? Even though he's saved her twice and looks like a fallen angel, she has to go through quite a bit to decide. (Will not be finished, might be deleted.)

A modern P&P with a few twists. Set in London. Darcy has given up on dating. But when a certain lady with fine eyes comes to work in his office - he's bewitched. Throw in some off - handed comments, some ego crushing and some serious awkwardness. COMPLETE! Epilogue is up!

Lizzie is a free-spirited jet-setting screenwriter wunderkind. Darcy is a neurotic CEO of an international multi-billion real estate business. Will she be his Manic Pixie Girl or Annie Hall; let alone stay in the same time zone long enough to fall in love?

POST-WAR LAST YEAR: The Bennets are excited that Ronald Weasley, Number Two from Witch Weekly's Top 30 Most Eligible Bachelors, is coming to Merryton. What would happen, however, if he was also accompanied by Number One?

So if you read my story My Girl you know that one of the chapters features Nessie comforting Claire after a boy takes advantage of her. Jacob drops her off at Quil's apartment and that's where Claire's part in the story ends. Want to find out what happens? Read on. You don't have to read My Girl for this. It is strictly Claire/Quil...

A poem about Mr. Darcy and Lizzie. It's simple and short, please read! I have it posted under book rather than film because I picture it more that way, but I did refer to the "you have bewitched me body and soul" That is found in the movie! Please review!

"May I live a thousand years and never hunt again!" Prince Humperdinck had sworn. But he broke his vow to Buttercup and even set the Machine to 50. What if he'd actually had to suffer the consequence he set for himself? Would it have been so bad for him?

Modern day P&P. One summer spent at home instead of doing an internship at her college sends Elizabeth Bennet's world upside down. She meets Mr. Dreamy, Mr. Just-No, and Mr. Nightmare, and her family just isn't helping. Which role does Will Darcy play?

This is a mash-up story of Jane Eyre and Doctor Who that I wrote for an English assignment quite some time back, please comment on what you like or what you didn't like, what you thought I could improve on etc.

Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!

Because maybe it was the frame that was wrong and twigs and porcelain didn't go with each other after all...and twigs and rags did. Only it HURT to see her like a china doll because china and porcelain did go with each other. Everyone knew that. DHr onesh

'What are you? Her fairy godmother or something' Artemis Fowl pg 80 What if Foaly really was Holly's Fairy Godmother? Artemis Fowl characters in the fairytale Cinderella. WARNING: You may look like a freak for laughing at a computer screen. /AxH/ [Abandoned]

Mrs. Bennet died after bearing Mr. Bennet his second daughter. About two years later he mets a charming young woman, who is not as silly as Mrs. Bennet. Could this change history for the entire Bennet family, Revised Ending!