Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

It seems that almost everyday there's a little buzz about which city will be hosting the next round of Bravo insanity with its own set of overly catty, surgically enhanced, and Botoxed to the hilt drama queens…marriage license preferred but certainly not required.

While the Bravo cash cow has women fighting each other in franchises all over the country, one rumor has been consistent for a while. Could Bravo be heading to the homeland of Eden and Cruz (yeah, I went there!) to film the next installment? With the original Real Housewives of Orange County still bringing in the ratings andReal Housewives of Beverly Hills still bringing the most-talked about dramatics, wouldn't it make sense to go back to Cali for the next batch of crazy?

Another day, another saga in the Adrienne Maloof/Paul Nassif divorce. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills couple as been dragging each other through the mud since their separation was made public. After allegations of verbal and physical abuse against each other, Adrienne accused Paul of being violent towards their children. An emergency hearing was held, and Adrienne was awarded temporary sole custody of the pair's sons.

This week, the Department of Children and Family Services found that the claims of abuse against the children were unfounded, and Paul went to court to regain visitation with his three boys. Yesterday, Paul was awarded supervised visitation of his children. Um…didn't he just get cleared? Sounds like there could be more to the story and the flying accusations!

You know you've made it big as a housewife when you write a book, or rather if you have a ghost writer write a book for you! Well, it appears that Brandi Glanville of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is making it big. The sharp-tongued, Twitter loving, scorned wife is writing a book where she will share her wealth of knowledge and advice on relationships (what not to do, I'd assume).

Brandi's guide to dating will help readers score the person of their dreams as long as they do as she says and not as she does. The best part of Brandi's tome? She is letting her fans pick the title, and I must say, they are pretty hilarious!

Camille Grammer's ex-husband Kelsey has been making the media rounds lately, and he likes to take any opportunity to take to undercut his ex in the press. Whether he's sharing that he got her on RHOBH as a marriage parting gift or snarking that the pair hadn't had sex in over a decade, it's TMI at its finest.

Likewise, no matter where you turn, Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif are battling over custody and abuse allegations in the tabloids. It's enough to make your head spin!

Oh Kim Richards. I'd say you're making great strides considering you've gotten help for your addiction issues and rid your life of the gay bull mastiff, but let's take baby steps, shall we?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star recently spoke about her friends Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif's divorce while discussing how she wants to fall in love again. While she is (thankfully) sounding more coherent these days, I still think it may be best for Kim to just focus on herself instead of jumping into another relationship. Of course, what do I know? I'm pretty surprised that she's even returning for the season!

Are you looking to move? Want a new house? Do you have $26 million burning a hole in your pocket? If so, I've got the perfect place for you in Beverly Hills! Unless you've been living under a rock, in which case you probably don't care for a mansion in L.A.'s illustrious zip code, you've heard that Real Housewives of Beverly Hills'Adrienne Maloof is divorcing her plastic surgeon husband Paul Nassif.

The couple was notorious for their constant bickering on the show, but now they have taken their feuding to an entirely different level. Both sides have alleged abuse and bad parenting, and I feel like their attorneys are constantly filing emergency orders with the court. I would have never foreseen this couple splitting up, but I certainly couldn't have predicted how nasty it would be! Now, the pair has put their family home on the market…so I am guessing that any chance of a reconciliation is slim to none.

They're rich, they're fabulous – wait, no that's only some of them. Anyway Real Housewives of Beverly Hills returns! In its third season Bravo welcomes new Housewives and brings back some of the old favorites. Some we want to see back (Lisa, Lisa, Lisa!) and some… well yeah, we're a little less excited about.

I'm very confused about why Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif have decided to broadcast their unsavory divorce precedings to the media. It doesn't seem like a wise decision given their careers – well at least not Paul's. Adrienne's career is making drama on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – something she's accused of being lite on. Well, no one can accuse Adrienne of not having a storyline now!

In a divorce that we all imagined would be peaceable and drama free; Adrienne and Paul have been mudslinging and accusing each other left and right. I mean how can Chad Johnson and Evelyn Lozada have a less crazy divorce than these two?

The couple has been fighting over custody of their two children and accusing each other of domestic abuse and negligence. Well, now Adrienne is accusing Paul of child abuse and has won temporary custody of their three children!