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The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

"Silva, what the fuck have you done to me? I can feel godlike power flowing through my veins."

"NYAH!"

"nooooo u kill'd hector! ok fine i took an imortal from the silvaria guys and then removed his imortal poo poo koer and put it in yu"

"taht gai"

"Silva, do you know what you have done to me? Do you have a fucking clue what an immortal core even is? It will regenerate within me slowly killing me. At first it will make me powerful and strong, before I will become it's own body."

"wait how d u kno?"

"Silva, you will pay for what you have done to me."

"nonononononononono"

"pls no im sorry ok???"

"please stop, i'll do anything."

"Pathetic. If I see any other Silvadreams I'll be sure to put them out of misery as well."

"Shit, he killed Silvadream."

"And you must be his peach lackies. Strange, I would have expected robots."

"Men, kill this fucker."

"Ah, my Nova Sword."

"Thank you for returning it to me."

The peach's flesh is melted instantly, and turned into a noxious steam.

Silvadream and Byron have a weird relationship. A Silvadream gave Byron an anal disruptor, which is a powerful gun that causes massive booty bothered in exchange for nothing.

There are quite possibly thousands of Silvadreams in the brikverse. Each Silvadream having their own personal factory/ship in which they create weaponry and robotic weapons, and even other Silvadreams.

No one knows who created the first Silvadream, but many chaos theorists speculate that there was a Silva genesis in the G.R. 2008.

Silvadream and Byron have a weird relationship. A Silvadream gave Byron an anal disruptor, which is a powerful gun that causes massive booty bothered in exchange for nothing.

There are quite possibly thousands of Silvadreams in the brikverse. Each Silvadream having their own personal factory/ship in which they create weaponry and robotic weapons, and even other Silvadreams.

No one knows who created the first Silvadream, but many chaos theorists speculate that there was a Silva genesis in the G.R. 2008.

There should be an army of Pedonukers to counter this (inb4 fedonuker). Also, a massive, 15000-fig strong battalion of Asterios's.