The LOL cats, stars with those hilarious, uniquely spelled photo captions on the site icanhascheezburger.com, have just “authored” a mock motivational book, “How To Take Over the Wurld: An LOL Guide to Winning” (Gotham Books, $12). The “kittehs” are laugh-out-loud funny, as their handle suggests. But even they have nothing on two talented New York comics, who are funny on the subject of felines.

Marc Maron rescued five feral felines in distress and is a sucker for a sweet kitty; except kitties were not always so sweet to him. To wit: “I trapped them and brought them into my house not knowing they were wild cats,” recalls Maron, who lives in Queens with one of the fearless ferals, an orange tabby named Monkey. “So I had these cats that wouldn’t let me touch them, and it was sort of sad because I just wanted friends, and all these hostile cats would spend the entire day hiding. Then I’d go to bed and hear all this racket in the living room, like a cat carnival. Pillows were ripped up, books were destroyed… and every time I’d stick my head in they’d bolt away, like I was this big buzzkill interrupting the party.”

Meanwhile, Amy Schumer doesn’t do much stand-up about her cat Penelope, but get her talking about him and the funny begins. That’s right, Penelope is a boy.

“My boyfriend thinks I’m a horrible person for calling him a her,” Schumer says. “He’ll be like, ‘What’s up, dude?’ to the cat, and I’m like, ‘Don’t listen to him, you know who you are.’ She’s a little tranny!”

Does she ever try out jokes in front of Penelope? “I don’t,” Schumer confesses, “but I do try on outfits.”

Comedy cats can catch Schumer and Maron in two 90-minute “Sit, Stay and Stand-Up!” shows Sept. 29 at Comix, 353 W. 14th St. Tickets are $20 at comixny.com.