Morals often ARE absolute, which is why GOD'S morals clearly are anything BUT absolute; in the biblical accounts, he breaks them (or commands others to break them) on a whim almost as often as he punishes anyone for breaking them.

Remarkably, he seems to show no particular consistency in punishing immoral behavior nowadays, either. Tell me again, why should any sane person want to worship such an insane being?

The US military (probably not) has been trying to create the ultimate expendable killer, by use of brainwashing techniques. The manchurian candidate was too complicated. They could just as easily implant microphones in a fundie's ear and impersonate god.