Be careful some snake may rattler your cage with his tail of the story of the sidewinder who swept the desert and put it in the dustbowl so no one of the snakes would die of hunger but hide out under the plant , catch this!

That strikes me as a bit odd, but we do have at least a few serpents that have a certain amount of hiss-torical fame. Some people even use snakes as decor in their homes. I think they call it "fang shui."

Fangs for a good pun. It sssstruck me as hiss-tyerical. It reminds me of a former neighbor who's snake was pregnant and had a bouncing baby boa.