You do know that this was probably harder than actually just fixing it?!

On top of that, as men, we generally don't really care. I'm happy to leave toilet paper sitting on the cistern. If you ladies need a fancy holder, I can deal with that. If it breaks, I can deal with that. If you make a new holder or repair it, I can deal with that.

If you go through the effort of fashioning a new holder and then get mad at me for not replacing your new personally made home design, I'll think 'God damn it!!!'