As a true, bona-fide heterosexual male... I must confess... some of those pictures of her were downright creepy. I don't know if I could have sex with her. Some of the ones in the middle, where her eyes weren't made up so strangely, weren't too bad. But overall... shew

I had drunken sex with a clown once, A friend had hired her for his kids bday. She was hot, for a clown.I totally blocked out the memory of it as well, until many months later when I was pulling out my cold-weather clothes and found a pair of jeans with grease-paint stains down the crotch. For that brief moment where I was trying to figure out why the paint was there and remembering the drunken clown sex, I felt like I was trapped in some story by Poe.