1) Click Here to get a random word from the dictionary. Repeat until you get a noun.
2) This word is now your Halloween costume for this year. For the ladies, add "sexy" in front of your word.
3) Describe what your costume would look like and how it would unambiguously convey your chosen word. Provide drawings if necessary.

EDIT: I just got "Technophilia". The first thing that comes to mind is that I'd probably have to be naked and have a toaster on my dick. I'd also have to draw some hearts on the toaster and myself (to emphasize the "philia" part) and maybe also a "Just Married" sign on my back. You can't ignore a costume like that. I'd probably be arrested.

Am I the only person that got something normal-ish on the first try. Henry Fonda lol. That was on the dictionary link too. Why the **** is Henry Fonda in the dictionary?
I guess I'd dress up like a farmer or something.