Whatever millions they're paying that guy, not enough. We should argue over which of his clones is less unfunny. Then we should express our outrage that a few years ago, one lame comic screwed another lame comic, and he only received a small fortune instead of a large one for working one hour a day at being not funny.

LDM90:Whatever millions they're paying that guy, not enough. We should argue over which of his clones is less unfunny. Then we should express our outrage that a few years ago, one lame comic screwed another lame comic, and he only received a small fortune instead of a large one for working one hour a day at being not funny.

Conan:

(...I'm asking this particularly of young people that watch: Please do not be cynical. I hate cynicism. For the record, it's my least favorite quality, it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get...)