Jim Carrey's Grandmother Parties

This year, I'm being super lame with my St. Patrick's Day plans. I have nada, zip, zero. Not a note of green color can be found on my outfit today, and my TV shows sound much more appealing than green beer. There's always next year, right? Heck, if I follow in Jim Carrey's grandmother's footsteps, there are definitely years and years of St. Patty's Days left to celebrate.