Well, how about that: Turns out the homophobes were right all along. Letting gay people get married really does lead to dog-on-kangaroo make out sessions!

Dozer the beagle/lab mix and Love Bug the western gray kangaroo who live in sin at the Exotic Animal Experience petting zoo in Orlando, Florida, were recently caught on camera engaging in some heavy petting of their own.

Their owner seems to take the sight in stride, but clearly this is just another adorable sign that Doomsday 2012 is upon us.