Just The Tips

So it’s been an unsuccessful life for you thus far eh? It’s good to hear you finally admit that. And it’s to be expected anyway. After all you’re just now stumbling across this page. I assume up until this point your sad story has been one long string of misguided attempts to find meaning in this world by processing events and choosing your behavior on you own. Not to worry. You’re in safe hands now. And while sadly I can’t be there for every event in your life the way I wish I could, (wedding invites please) I can give you tidbits of advice. I can’t give you all I’ve got. But I can give you Just The Tips.

So Donald Trump is your president huh? Never fear. I have JUST THE TIPS for surviving this chaotic divisive chapter in out nation. Anarchy in the streets. Anarchy in the… Read more Surviving A Trump Presidency →

You did it. It’s Thanksgiving evening and you survived your family right? WRONG. DEAD WRONG. The game is just beginning. They’re in the other room plotting against you as you… Read more Post-Thanksgiving Survival Guide →