Detroit Metal City
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081) N: Today, Krauzer II, who has gone by himself to Death Records to engage in a solo interview for a magazine...Guy: What kind of music do you usually listen to?N: ...has fallen victim to the President's imperial wrath.N: Kahi...er, no...N: Uhhh...you know, Hell kei. N: I wasn't really talking in a Krauzer-like manner...Guy: Uhh...alright then, what kind of food do you like?K: O..omelette rice.K: Ah...but I use human blood as ketchup.N: I'm pretty sure it didn't go well...N: Oh well.N: I don't know a thing about death metal lifestyles...N: All that stuff goes out of my head once I get home.N: Now, I should lighten up the atmosphere and watch "Amelie"...

082)P: Hey!! Negishi!P: We've come to change your personal life!

083)N: P...President?P: Ohhh shit! This room is freakin' small!N: Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa...P: What are you doing with all that money of yours?N: Wait, what is this, President~?!N: At least take off your shoes~!P: Hey!!N: Owwwwwww!N: Who are these people anyway!?P: My comrades in metal, Guri and Gura.P: Negishi, what was with that shitty interview today?N: Ehh..

084)P: To make sure that kinda thing doesn't happen again...P: We've come to show you how to be a full death metal dude, all the way to the roots.N: HOTOTOTOTOT!!P: Come on Negishi, bring us some drinks!N: I'm giving you tea, so please just leave quickly..N: This is the worst...N: I realize that today's interview went bad, but...N: There's no possible way I can live in a death metal style..P: Oi, Souicchan...N: Hm?

085)Guy: Just now I heard a scream...Guy: Everything alright?N: Ah...Grampa Shige! N: S...sorry! Just now, my friends came over!G: Ahh..N: It was just all of a sudden...G: 'zat so, 'zat so? So good to be young...G: I thought something happened to Souicchan...G: Sorry for intruding.SFX: BatanN: Grampa Shige went so far as to worry about me...N: He's taken care of me ever since I was in college...this place's manager.S: Here you go, I brought some hizikia.S: Ah, this is Kahimi Karie, isn't it?N: He's kinda been like my "Tokyo Grampa."N: There's people who've grown attached to me even in this apartment...N: This place really became important to me in a short while.N: Heeere's the tea! (Hope you like apple!)

086)N: ARGGGGHHHHHH!!P: Yeah, yeah, perfect!P: Yeah, do it right on top of that poster.N: Hold on a second, President!P: Hmm, what's that?N: You gotta stop this!P: You think I'm gonna drink this?!N: HOTOTOTOT!P: Oi, Guri and Gura, go get some alcohol!

087)N: They totally remodeled the room I've spent years working on...P: Hey, who's this picture of, your mama?N: Yeah..N: That's a picture from when we went to see Tokyo together.P: Eh...I bet she probably smells bad.P: When she was young, I bet she was a slut.N: UWAAHHH! I DON'T EVEN WANT TO *THINK* ABOUT THAT KIND OF STUFF, LET ALONE HEAR IT!!P: Hey, Negishi, play a song.N: Ahh...I can't take it anymore.N: Okay.N: This music may mess up the atmosphere...N: Hehe...yeah, France really knows music...I'm glad I bought this CD.S: Shabadabaa, seshibooonS: Shabadabaa, bon appetiteP: HEY!!

088)P: Listening to this crap is what makes you suck.P: DMC cm'on!N: My CD!S: I am Hell's Detroit!P: Huu...P: This is the best.N: Uh, President...there's an elderly person living here, so we should really turn it down..P: For explosive music like this, it really is best to bring "leaf"...P: I'm gonna get high...N: Eh?N: Wait a second...don't tell me those guys are smoking THAT?!N: Is this...turning into a drug party?!N: So that means criminals are sitting in my room right now!P: Hey, Negishi, you need to smoke this too.N: EHHH?N: I'm fine just with tea!!

089)P: Hold on, buddy...aren't you the one who sang "I invented narcotics!" with DMC?"S: Kill, kill, kill, kill everything!N: Ahh..yeah...P: Then smoke it!N: Alright, then I just pretend but not actually inhale any...N: Fake smoking, fake smoking...N: Ohhh...ume....I think I'm high...N: Is this how it goes?P: Hmmm...doesn't seem like it worked...maybe this will do the trick.N: !! (Injection?!)N: Hyoooooooi!N: I'm surpassin' my limit!P: Oh, seems like it did work after all.N: Kyahii~ Where the hell is this place!?P: Make me cum, Negishi!N: Ahh, that was dangerous...SFX: Pinpooon (doorbell)N: Ehh..

090)G: Seems like you're having lots of fun in here!N: G..Grampa Shige!P: Hm.N: I'm so sorry about the loud music!G: Naw, it's good to be so young!G: Here's some fried dough cakes, eat 'em with your friends!N: I'm so sorry..P: Hey pops, you think we can eat that?!S: Wahh!N: P...President!P: Come on, pops, let's go back here.P: Guri, Gura, c'mon!S: Wow, young people sure are strong...N: President, please stop!

091)S: Orororo...if it's about the bath, I've already taken a...P: Hyahahaha, no escape, no escape!G: Ooohh...my eyes are spinning...P: Come on, Negishi, you gotta try this too!N: No, there's no way!P: As I thought, you really aren't high, are you...N: Heeey, I think there's gold locked inside this vault, dudes! N: Quick, what's the combination for the dial!N: Quick, or the po-po are gonna come!S: Souicchan, that's my nipple you know...N: SORRY!P: Hyahaha, awesome hallucination!P: You really are stoned after all!N: I'm sorry, grampa!N: Hey, I'm getting aroused...S: Seems like when you're around people your own age, you're full of energy, Souicchan...

093)B: The Next DayP: Laaaater, Negishi!P: Don't forgive yesterday, and live like a true metalhead!N: After the President left...N: I took a look around my room..N: All the posters and pictures of artists and things decorating my room...N: All that style had been ripped from away in a flash by the hand of Takumi...N: Obscenities drawn with spray paint covered my walls...N: Turning my room into some kind of grotesque production.N: The TV and DVD player their client treasured...N: can't be used to watch the great movie, "Amelie," any longer...

094)N: And so, just as Takumi had suggested...SFX: ZaaaahN: An eerie "Zaaa" sound emitted from the skewered TV all through the night, giving way to an unsettling night.N: And then, the bed...N: A futon normal-looking strap pattern and an all-too-soft pillow was rapidly changed...N: ..to the lair of Sir Sou-maru. (This is a really hard joke to translate.)N: With the sleepless nights resulting from using this thing, it's easy to see why the owner would gradually lean towards killing people.N: The last thing I can't forget is Grampa Shige.S: Souicchan!N: He, who was once a naive and gentle manager...N: ...was apparently transported back into the fiery days of youth through DMC's music...S: Murder 'em, murder 'em!N: Grampa Shige...I'm so sorry...N: This will certainly pave the way for our next concert.

[Track 6 - END]

095)DMC DICTIONARY

"Amelie"

A french movie directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet, starring Audrey Tautou. From the cinematography to the music, it paints a stylish picture. The story of a fashionable person's road to success. It will stylish please your insides, so bon appetit.

[Usage Example] We have to break our Cream Brulee in half and eat it, just like Amelie!