Tin pot patriots who wave upside down Union Flags, or ask you to repost monstrosities like this on Facebook to show your "Respect" for our troops. If you are going to wrap yourself in the flag, at least have some idea what it looks like.

Being advertised at all the time. 'Labels' are especially bad; the more fakes the better, I say. You can't do or say or see anything nowadays without it being a marketing/advertising 'opportunity' for somebody.

Auto censors that edit your posts. I would never use the term "What the blazes"

Crikey! One endeavours to enjoy a modicum of frivolity when ameliorating the occasional colourful outburst.I mean dash it all old bean!

Have you ever seen 'Repo Man' directed by Alex Cox? I think it's Canadian (not Canarian) probably late 80s early 90s. A very dark film, quite violent, with very earthy language. He made two versions, both been on TV. One version used 'flip' as alternative word. Absolutely hilarious and almost impossible to watch, but worth seeing.

The big black Rotweiler in the back yard of 80 Golf Vista 1 in Caleta whose barking and howling throughout the afternoon, evening and into the wee small hours most nights have blighted an otherwise great fortnights holiday.