“@Philmrwonderful if i was as athletic and talented as you id enjoy sprints too.” -Joey Beltran

Forrest's new book
“Guys it not me it this book. The book wants me to tell you he's coming
aug. 3rd. This book is so intellgent it confused Steven Hawkins.”
"This book is so intelligent it speaks Braille.""Buy this book now you can pay your child support next month"
“Oprah thought this book was delicious” -Forrest Griffin

Life Lessons from Miguel Torres
“How old am I? How old is awesomeness, that's how old I am. I age like the summer, I get hotter every year.” -Miguel Angel Torres

Mini-lobster with Tom Lawlor?
"Last night before I start my diet of Fit Foods for the next three months! What should I have for my last cheat meal? #ufc” -Brendan Schaub

Give ‘em hell, FireBall Kid!
“knowing my fans want me to win and knowing myself I can't fail this
time. As long as I continue to challenge, I can't turn back either.” -Takanori Gomi

Crime wave
“I left my Mac laptop exposed in the back of my car. They smashed the
window & took my laptop. Missed them by minutes/seconds. Pissed!” -Kenny Florian

"@Kenny_Florian that stinks man. Ours was stolen out of hotel room last year. Gotta get a back up drive!" -Nate Marquardt

The Bully’s tough life
“Just got done with my massage! Gonna chill the rest of day now.” -Gray Maynard Why he's a fan favorite
"FYI: I have two glad bags full of fan mail and autograph request. I will be doing them tomorrow.” -Shane Carwin

Count on a great show
“thanks to everyone for showing their support of ufc 120 and buying
tix, or just being exited about it. YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED!” -Michael Bisping

Oh snap!
“Happy Birthday @DanaWhite. You are on your way to discounts at PinkBerry (senior discounts).” -Shane Carwin