My step son (17) was here last weekend. I told him to shave because he was starting to look like a homeless person. He told me it was no shave novemeber.

I asked him if he had sponsors. He had no idea what I was talking about. So I educated him on the moustache movement. And then I gave him two choices... get a colon/rectal exam, or I'll donate $5 to the cause if he shaves.

I donated, and he snuck out of the house before I could get him with the razor.

I grew a moustache like that once. But all the ladies just wanted me for 'stache and used me for my six pack abs. I felt like a piece of meat. I was sad. So I shaved it off, and got fat. I am much happier now.