The "Privacy of All Students" initiative is still collecting signatures to get themselves on the November ballot, where the initiative could do some real harm given that conservatives are more likely to vote in midterm elections. The group behind this effort writes on its website that "While so many of us want to be compassionate to those that feel that biology has betrayed them, we can’t help but notice that we are living the modern equivalent of the Emperor’s New Clothes." And other delightful things about how students "would have their privacy and safety compromised by this radical change" in restroom arrangements.

So while I do not mean to cause you undue guilt about your love of Jelly Bellies, it is worth pointing out that this is where your money goes when you buy them. To a transphobic chairman.

And while I'm busy ruining all sorts of things you love, I'll just leave this here, too, shall I?

But hey, as far as I know the Jolly Rancher Jelly Beans are still guilt free, and those are the best kind anyway. Stupid Jelly Bellies, who needs 'em?