AP: After spending the weekend living in a house whose inhabitants only stopped smoking weed to sleep, we finally moved into our new apartment. Been here like eight hours and already met the neighbors, one of whom has a totes cute boxer puppy who's the friendliest puppy I've ever met

Be careful Hail, corrections can vary greatly depending on where you're assigned. I went to college with a dude who worked at Stateville in Joliet, he told some horrific stories.

Yeah, m'aware. I'm in Oregon, where there's a lot of tweekers and methheads. yaaay. Also, so far, it will be the only job that will give me a CAREER and benefits. Unfortunately, if I do get the job, I'm going to take it because I won't have insurance by the end of the year.

Find a neighbour with a mangy lawn. Cut it. Dont even ask before, just fucking do it.Get to know this person, what they do for work, what industry theyre in, ecetera. See if their workplace is looking for people.

No matter what, as long as you're hard working and consistent, you'll have a really good reference on your resume.