The fact that being god would give me the power to control the world, and making my life miserable would make myself a true masochist by unconsciously wanting a bad life.

hmm though masochists are fully aware what they are afflicting upon themselves :P, and just so u know ur using masochist in the wrong context ahah, masochist is more BDSM , u seem to be more of a narcistic person :O

No, no, no... Oh, whatever... I'm not saying that I am a masochist, I'm saying that if I were god, giving myself a bad life would secretly pleasure me.

Well you know wat? then id be perfect for you cuz you know im a little sadistic prawrrrr

Oh, no, no... I'm actually really sadistic. Like, really sadistic. The only times I would get turned on is when there's a guy with a high fever getting hit by unlimited blade works. I'm sorry, but go look for masochist elsewhere, son~ ;D

Lmao wtf? unlimited blade works?? wth is that? ooh but please, we can just explore the things that turn u on babe ;] bahaha

Oh, you. ;D Injuring me will only cause ten times more damage on you.

Hey who said anything about hurting you :] and im just kidding around, though u can do watever u want to do to me hun ;] <33 ahha

First would be to test the limits of being a god. I don't personally believe anything is without limits.
Second, it would probably be to put the fear of god into people again. Jesus made people too complacent.
It'd be time for fire and brimstone, People blasted to salt, that sort of thing.