"Can I help?...
Because...
I'm a forensic Expert, and I Know exactly which Traces you have to remove, so they don't find you... for just 50 Bucks I'll preparate the body so nobody will ever find out who killed him. For Example, scratch out his tongue and his upper Arms, this is where they will first look for DNA, and ..."

@ Akki333:
*ggg*
Thanks a lot for your nice compliment!
I'm from Switzerland, but GG has been published in Germany already. Thus it isn't under my responsibility to go to an English/American puplishing house by myself.