Episode 1: Your Mum loves a sexy pony

This right here, is a world exclusive. I know technically (and actually) all of our posts are world exclusives, but some of them just feel more worthy of the title than others, that’s all I’m saying. And what I’m saying is that this is one of them.

So. Right then. Here it is. In a first for Pouring Beans Productions, here is your very first actual Pouring Beans Podcast.

It doesn’t really have a name as such, except that this one is the first one and features the phrase, “Your Mum loves a sexy pony”. So i guess its called Episode 1: Your Mum loves a sexy pony.

Nah only kidding. I may be switching publishers shortly and I need to save my beautiful ideas for the near future. My eager fans will just have to wait. I mean I’ve seen keen but they’re keener than keen.

Yes. Yes it is. The police are still looking for the culprit(s) and as far as I’m aware they’re about 5’10”, wear blue suits and walk around carrying a flute of champagne. Nobody I know matches that description though.