You were a bit nervous chatting with me tonight, but you seemed ecstatic when I invited you back to my place! Only thing is, I'm not interested in you. I only brought you back here for a brutal reality check. You really thought you had a chance with a tall, hot goddess? You barely come up to my chest! Not only that, you give off desperate virgin vibes. I'm right aren't I? Ah well, humiliating you is going to be perfect end to my night!

You try so hard to conceal the fact that you have shrimp dick, but it's so obvious! And making you prove just how small and useless you are is SO entertaining. You should be happy, all your dicklet can do is make a girl laugh. You might as well learn to enjoy it!

Hey! How's your summer going? I know you love going out with your friends and trying to hook up with girls. But that's something we need to talk about. Your tiny shrimp dick has disappointed enough girls in your pathetic life. So while you can go out with your friends, I don't want you even attempting to kiss a girl, let alone bring one home. The only action your disgusting inchworm is going to get is from your two fingers..or a pair of tweezers!

I'm throwing another party for all of your exes! Only this time, they are bringing their new boyfriends. You can see how they all deserved better. Prepare to perform lots of humiliating tasks for them. It will be a good way to make up for being such a huge disappointment LOL

You think your dick is magically average because you have a girlfriend?! No, it's not. She can't even feel that thing inside her. She has to touch herself during sex and even that doesn't help, because the thought of your itty bitty worm inside her is such a turn off. In fact, even if you were big enough to satisfy her, I bet you wouldn't last long enough to make her cum. So stroke for me beta, let's see if that embarrassing excuse for a cock can last LOL

That's right. Your cock is what, 4-6 inches? Yawn. Average is annoying. At least when a guy has a microdick, a girl KNOWS it's going to do nothing. But yours. As soon as you start fucking a girl, she feels that disappointment. She knows you aren't big enough. You're too small to hit all the spots she's used to. Anyone who says it's big is lying and trying to spare your feelings. You'll never be big enough - make sure to remind yourself of that every day. You're welcome.

You can finally put that shrimp dick to use - by entertaining me! I want you to gain some perspective on just how tiny you are. You are going to be grabbing every day objects and putting them next to your dick to see just how small you are! And taking a picture of it to send to me, of course. It's always fun to make you realize just how small you really are.

You're not fooling anyone. You;re not an alpha. You are just a pathetic beta trying SO hard to act like one. Everyone can tell. They know you've never kissed a girl, let alone fucked one. All talk, no action. But it's not just that you're a virgin, you have a tiny dick, too. No guy would be trying as hard as you to prove something LOL. Or maybe you're trying to scare girls off on purpose so they can't confirm you do have a shrimp dick? If that's the case, it's working! Guys don't even want to talk to you. Congratulations on being a top level loser.

You don't look like a man at all. Short, feminine features, and of course, a tiny shrimp dick. You've never fucked a girl, and everyone knows LOL. You need to stop living this lie. From now on, you're going be dressing up like a woman. Embrace your feminine side. Since you can't please women, you're going to be pleasing men. You're going to be a cocksucking faggot for me. Your new life is going to be so much more exciting, don't you think?

How are your workouts going? Oh, not very good...your arms are weak, aren't they. Pushups are impossible, you need to start smaller. Have you tried one of those things to improve your grip strength? LOL oh you're too weak for those. You would think all that stroking you do would make your forearms bigger... wait, do you have a tiny dick? You do! Don't worry, I have the perfect thing to help you.