Best solution against Moscow traffic jams

Here is a quote from exchange of e-mails with my mate from Australia:

Hi Dima the second most poisonous snake in
the world is the King Brown snake found all over australia, the biggest I have
seen in the wild was about 2.5 metres long which is considered a large snake
here, but check out the 6metre monster below 1 bite from this thing would be
enough to kill god knows how many hundred
men.............................sometimes i think the cold in russia isnt such
a bad thing

Kind regards, Craig

They certainly grow big in
NSW. (Hunter Valley).

Branxton Hunter Valley NSW 13th April 2011

Hey
Craig

Yesterday
hard wet snow has being started in Moscow and now shit is everywhere! Because
this is not a snow, this is a mixture with snow, dirt and water. You can see it
on the picture:

Yesterday
traffic was disaster and I got my home via Alaska yesterday to pass all traffic
jams. I saw pictures from interactive map by Russian internet service Yandex
(same like Google maps) for yesterday. And found some interesting notes on it
made by people were staying in jams. Here some examples for you:

How
to hang oneself in a car?

Would
like to buy a car closer to traffic lights

We
all will die here…

For
your reference: ДТП means car accident

That
means your snake can be a good solution for some people in Moscow traffic jams J

Today
is worse. I spent 1h20min to get the office in the morning (normally it takes
30-40 minutes) and I left my home at 6:30. I can’t pretend how long people will
spend today at traffic jams.

Regards,

Dima.

Holy
crap dude i have never seen that many accidents at one time anywhere so how was
alaska