This is a giant passed-out monkey sculpture made out of flip-flops in SÃ£o Paulo, Brazil, to celebrate Pixel Show, an international art and design conference. Because if there are two things that go hand in hand in this world, it's drunk monkeys and art. Don't believe me? How do you think Picasso was so prolific? Because he painted practically nonstop? Oh. Nevermind then.

Before I Die:

Try every beer.
Try every liquor.Touch a boob.
Touch two boobs at once.
Complete the 'Beat the Heat' hot-wing challenge without shitting my pants.Discover Picasso's secret monkey-painting studio.Rule the internet.

I'm making progress! Hit the jump for shots from all different angles. And before you all start calling me out in the comments, yes, I lied about the boob thing.