Whatever Serj and Daron are going through needs to be dealt with. Let's put them on Ricki Lake and have them settle their differences. I'm not so thrilled about hearin of two of my favorite artists on a "Hey" as they pass at Coachelle or "Text 'happy birthday' or 'merry christmas'" via pager or whatever.

And people with incredible amounts of money still have pagers?! People in general still have pagers?!!!? Serj got an iPhone, Daron could at least upgrade to a BlackBerry!

And WHY do I have a more up-to-date BlackBerry than Bam Margera, multi-millionaire? And why won't he just divorce Missy and marry Ryan? WE CAN SEE IT IS THERE!!!!