I remember when I got my third computer. I was like 12 or something and my dad was a cheap asshole so we went with this computer that was really cheap because you had to get a 4year contract with compuserve. Well, like a year later cable internet was available everywhere and we were stuck with shitty ass compuserve for 4 years. God damn did that shit blow ass.

funny story: when this site loaded, the first thing I saw was the jar of peanut butter. So naturally, I tried to dip my wang in the peanut butter. Imagine my surprise when I looked down and saw Hermione reaching out to touch my wang with a finger kiss. How did she get there?