eber3:Ewok #1: When shall we kill the outsiders?
Ewok #2: Tomorrow, then we shall feast!
Ewok #1: First dibbs on the Jedi's balls.
Ewok #2: Ok, but I get the females breasts.
Ewok #1: Damn! Wanna trade?

TheDiva:You would think they'd have figured out that fires in treehouses aren't a good idea.

LauraPowers85:"Black... power?"

JohnSteed:*Hands the idol back over to Luke* "It's too bad the Hovitos don't know you like I do...."

jackrouters:"Dang, little guys, but...dang."

AlexGariepy:www.droidbondagepix.com

LauraPowers85:"Was it made in Japan?""No- USA.""Might as well throw it away then."

JohnSteed:Forgot the "safe bleep."

gleeb:Ted Nugent goes grocery shopping.

TheDiva:The little creature grows up and takes revenge.

AlexGariepy:*question mark appears over scout trooper's head*

WaffleKing:Step 1: The stormtrooper is pantsed.

Enapov:He's going to melvin him.

TheDiva:Wow, good thing Stormtroopers don't have peripheral vision...

gleeb:Hot teddy bear action!

AlexGariepy:Even the Ewok cartoon wasn't this blatant...

TheDiva:o/...If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise, if you go down to the woods today be sure to go in disguise, for every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain because today's the day the teddy bears have their orgy...o/

WaffleKing:Yeah, that's that old junker Death Star that Palpatine has had rusting out on cinderblocks on his front yard.

AlexGariepy:"Hmm, think we should stop building Death Stars now?"
"Nah, let's build one more."

WaffleKing:Wow. I never really got the whole Star Wars trilogy, but with THIS added in, I can finally appreciate its genius. THANK YOU LUCAS!

TheDiva:So, you're expecting me to believe the ENTIRE EMPIRE was just waiting for the moment when Palpatine got chucked down an airshaft to toss off the shackles of oppression and throw a party? And that there were no side riots or assasinations or arrests or anything that normally comes with a violent regime change? No wonder this galaxy was so damn easy to take over in the first place.

jackrouters:Actually, Diva, in a later novel it's found out that this was a limited little riot/celebration, and it was brutally crushed by stormtroopers shortly after Palpatine's statue was pulled down.

RodRocket:"Hey! Who wants to make S'mores?"

Enapov:Okay, bring the papers from the garage...

GlitterRock:"My Cubans!!"

TheDiva:.oO(I guess I'm more bemused than upset...)

WaffleKing:Oh, its the War's wrap party.

TheDiva:They must've cut the part where the Ewoks served the Stormtrooper buffet.

The Seer:Yoda to Ben: "What the f**k is that whiny little piece of shit doing here?"

Watto's ghost flies into the picture, followed by Mace Windu's ghost, the ghost of that Mel Sharples alien from Episode II, The ghost of Annakin's mother, Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen's ghost joins in, along with the ghost's of Padme, Boba and Jango Fett, Plo Kloon, Depa Billaba, finally the ghost of Jar Jar Binks walks on.

"Mesa tinks Georgie overdone it, okey day."

PrezGAR:
"Master Yoda, where's Aayla Secura?"

Camera pans around, to see Aayla Secura's ghost chained up to Jabba's ghost, next to Oola's ghost.

AlexGariepy:We are the worrrrrrld! We are the childreeeen...

KKDW:"Aren't you a bit young to be in this movie?"

GlitterRock:HEY! You're part of the All Encompassing And Glorious Light Of The Force now! Knock off the evil looks, Anakin!

gleeb:"They'll be singing like this for hours. Wanna grab a beer?"

TheDiva:You'd think being one with the Force, he'd chose a form other than the whiny brat who slaughtered little Jedi children and nearly Force-choked his wife...

RodRocket:"Where's Sebastian Shaw?"

"SHHH!"

Enapov:Yoda looks up..."Who the fuck are you?"

TheDiva:Obi Wan: Wait a second...I lived a devout life of justice and non-violence, and I'm still an old fart. Meanwhile, this little shit totally fucks up the galaxy, but does a deathbed confession and gets to be young again? I call NO FAIR, Force! I want my youthful hotness back, and I want it NOW!

GlitterRock:Anakin: "Hey! Screw what the hell I look like -- why can Yoda sit on a branch and we can't interact with solid objects??"

Obi-Wan: "Hey... yeah! What's up wit' dat?"

"When two movies with Frank Oz's hand up YOUR ass you do, earn a comfortable seat you will!"