So we've added Merlin to the lineup on HDJM. Melody - a long-time fan - is getting a "so you want to watch the show, and it's in the fourth season?" post ready in a few days, but in the meantime, here's Season Four, Episode One - with Bingo card!

ALSO JUST UP: Supernatural and Vampire Diaries and in case some of you didn't remember, I dropped Jersey Shore. It's just...it's over, kids. I'm calling it: time of death: when Snooki lost all of our sympathy in Italy.

Okay, French toast and raspberries time! (Translation: Shredded wheat and lukewarm coffee. I'm too sleepy to do more than that.)

I was thinking you need Toddlers & Tiaras because I got sucked into the trainwreck feature and I can't look away. The Kahrazy! I thought of volunteering my writing services, but quickly came to my senses when I realized I rarely ever get to watch it one time, how on earth would I get a summary posted...

I am TAPPED on what else I can add, personally, so I'd def. need someone to step up that a) LOVED the show (we don't mock, but you knew that already) and b) was able to get a less than 24 hour turn around time in. Oh, and c) that was funny and entertaining.

While y'all were on hiatus from HDJM for the week, I began to go through your masterlist and am 4 entries shy of finishing up with that. I plan to go through Flaming Muse's stuff when I finish.

I love love LOVE Wee Spike/Lubed the Musical! Ugh ma gawd! Hilarious! Even the "cleaned up" version was a hoot in its own right.

Thank you for the ab fab writing & hours of entertainment.

What does make me sad is the Jersey Shore will no longer be recapped. *pout* Sure, I'd never think of actually watching that show, but the recaps were a friggin hilaylay. Snookie be damned!

Alas, there are a bunch of wonderful recaps to replace it. I'm wondering if Merlin deserves its own cocktails?!?!

Were I not a starving student (no idea who in their right mind takes on student debt @ this age), I would gladly donate to the cause. Since I can't, I will do my best to send others your way, and perhaps they will not onlyenjoy the writing as much as I do (I can't, with a clear conscience, read something wonderful without sharing) and donate to support a fantasmic group of writers.

Thank you! Congrats on the wunderbar shopping spree (jeans are always tough) & have a incredible time in NYC. I'm greedy & hoping for recaps on the shows, but I think taking notes during those would be a darn shame. Still, I'm greedy!

Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.