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10 Things You Didn't Know About Facebook

While we're all having a swell time on Steemit, most of us, lets face it, still visit Facebook now and again; if for no other reason than because none of us have the time to stalk our exes in person these days. Here are some lesser known facts about the social media juggernaut that lie somewhere on the scale between almost interesting and almost true:

The average Facebook user checks Facebook 16 times a day. As a point of comparison, the average Steemit user checks Steemit 16 times an hour to see if the fucking site's back up and running yet.

You can't block Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook. I think I speak for everybody when I say I'm sick of seeing his videos of that talking animated penis pop up in my feed. Oh that's just his face? Nevermind then.

The 'Like' button was initially going to be called the 'Awesome' button. Other rejected names include 'Fuck Yeah', 'I'd Tap That' and 'I don't really give a shit about your dinner/cat/baby, but the rules of social propriety dictate that I provide some meaningless validation of your existence here.'

Mark Zuckerberg receives only a $1 yearly salary as the CEO of Facebook. And the kids working at the sweatshop I run think they've got it hard.

Facebook has over 2 billion active monthly users, narrowly beating out the previous record held by your mom.

There are over 50 million dead people on Facebook. In fact, 10,000 Facebook users die each day, which begs the question: why don't we save all these people by taking down the site?

The main color of Facebook is blue because Mark Zuckerberg suffers from red-green colorblindness. At least he'll be able to clearly see my balls.

Facebook is responsible for 1/3 of all divorces in the USA, making it the number 1 source of marital break ups in the country. So if you're trapped in a loveless marriage, using Facebook is by no means a guarantee; you may have to resort to more drastic measures such as fucking the mother-in-law.

Facebook tracks the sites you visit even after you sign out. You can imagine how inconvenient that is for someone like me where my roommate always borrows my laptop to visit porn sites right after I check up on how well my ex is holding up following our recent break up 4 years ago.

You can change your language on Facebook to 'Pirate'. Doing so will rename your news feed to 'home port', friends list to 'crew roster' and trending topics becomes 'popular booty' etc. Clever eh? Now, if they really had a sense of humor, they would have offered braille as an option too.

Well there you go, hope you all learned something new about Facebook. With this information, you can all become billionaires by travelling back in time to 2005 and investing in the company, so what are you waiting for?

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Yah..agree..bitcoin for less than a dollar..2008? My 100 dollar was worth 100BTC..my 200 dollar will be worth more than 200 BTC..what a nice life i could have been..if i discovered BTC earlier...lol
300BTC times 6558 dollars..thats 1967400 times 50= P98,370,000..

Hahaha! Every point cracked me up, man! I really wish you didn't put a number on them, because I wouldn't know how to rank them. Those sweatshop kids... ugh! Always finding things to complain about. I'm coughing up blood and having trouble breathing or my teeth are falling off PFT! Zuck's living on $1 a year, just like Steve Jobs that came before him. You won't ever see them complain, especially Jobs. In fact, they won't ever hear anything from him anytime soon.

Just a thought I had as I was sitting in the toilet: what if you had @traf's profile picture horizontally flipped to give that kind of juxtaposed feel to it?

You miss one thing, and I make it 11, Facebook was Russia bitch during the election and it was responsible for Donald Trump Presidency, now the Democrats can't get over so, so censorship is at an all time high...lol

We visit pages no longer live! - I think it's a fact. But now I do not want to visit my Facebook page)
The main color of Facebook is blue because Mark Zuckerberg suffers from red-green colorblindness. At least he'll be able to clearly see my balls. - lol
Trafalgar you are funny :)

Aaahhhhh @trafalgar it's great having you back. Here I was, navigating your list of 10 items confidently, all the while asserting to myself that I'm an old hand at humour & that nothing will truly catch me with my pants down when...

POW

I was blindsided by the Chuck Norris roudhouse kick to the side of the head that was point 5's mom reference!

I was not expecting that stealth attack as the sentence unfolded! Well done sir, well done!

Comedian. You are really witty. Great info. Zuckerberg is colour blind, never knew blue was the colour he saw best. An amazing example of how colors actually affect our purchasing decisions. After all, sight is the strongest developed sense in most human beings.

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@trafalagar - Lol. Yup - I am waiting to invent my time machine. Already got the spinning discs (my bicycle wheels), the crazy disco light ball and the flashing siren lights I stole from the local police squad, my trusty screw driver, the battery from my car and a comfortable lounge chair from Singapore airways business class (to act as captain's chair). All I am waiting for is to complete my back of the napkin calculations and boom - I will be back in 2004 - to invent the F book before Zuckerberg. (Tomorrow morning, when you wake up, you are gonna find that the F book is actually the Wild Book - named by me after me - The Wild Spirit!)
LOL.

Facebook has become one of the biggest spy tools for the elite and I think it was planed from the beginning the best is to cancel FB and switch to Steemit.

I know that they spy on us with Data Deals like FB and Amazon did.

In order to get the profile data of as many Facebook users as possible, Amazon has silently and secretly closed a gigantic data deal with Facebook.

The button "Connect with Facebook" has appeared on Amazon for some time. If you click on it, your Facebook account opens, where an app starts automatically. With a click on it, he loads the profile data of all his friends on the servers of Amazon.

Which products the customer likes, is for Amazon long clear. But now they also knows about the preferences of many Facebook members - they do not know about it and it does not matter if they have ever bought at Amazon. After all, only one Facebook member needs to use the Connect feature and Amazon already has the profile data of his friends. This includes:

Name, date of birth, place of residence, photos
Profile info about movies, books, TV shows
The interests, activities, quotes specified by the Facebook users
All the blog posts and Facebook activities where users have shown interest via "likes" button.

This gives Amazon the opportunity to deliver personalized product recommendations to Facebook friends.

"Facebook is responsible for 1/3 of all divorces in the USA, making it the number 1 source of marital break ups in the country"....How much is this in relation to the number of wedding couples
that found each other through Facebook online dating? ;-)

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Well the most shocking part was that of salary of the ceo . I really can't believe that . All the point are amazing . Sir plz I need your your support . Sir plz give suggestions to improve my blog and also upvote some of my comment sir plz. It's a humble request to you.

I have been a Facebook user for almost 7 years and Most of people do silly things like praying or cheating...the worst thing ilof Facebook is most of people are addicted to accessing it everyday and they never know that they are helping Mark Zuckerberg to be richer and richer day by day and the user get nothing except they want to do online business...
In Indonesia, there are at least 10 criminal case caused by Facebook..I think they have to be stemian
and leave Facebook because steemit give you profit by sharing new things to the world wide.. I love steemit very much now because it teaches me how to write well and be kind on accessing sosial media

Facebook and Google have indeed become too powerful. Especially in the sense that both have appointed themselves as the arbitors of truth and what is socially acceptable. Perfect example, via YouTube, Google has wage war against conservative thought and is even now issuing strikes on conservative and gun channels, even though the alleged offenses are NOT actually against any of their terms and policies. And that's above and beyond their aggressive demonetization policy against those channels. They even push certain handpicked videos as "trending" based more so on their liberal SJW content and message, and not how many views they actually generate in a 24-hour window. Facebook is no better in that regard with their news algorithms consistently promoting pro-liberal ideologies and personalities, while burying news stories that are contrary to such. There's an inbalance in free speech right now, and then vast unquestionable power Google and Facebook is at the heart of the matter

A really amusing post thank you. I am on facebook simply because I was told it was a good way to sell scarves that I made. I really don't like social media per se and would never have used it like a lifeline as some people do. Poor things, they don't know. Now you've told them. Facebook is facing a major inquiry session is US at the moment along with Twitter and some other geek person. They have a lot to answer for. Following you. Happy Steeming!