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They said that the friendship between Legolas Greenleaf, son of the Elvenking, and Gimli, son of Glóin, was unique. But those that said so didn't know what happened much later to their respective fathers.

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There were a lot of things Chanyeol expected from that night, after being dragged by his carrot-topped roommate to a godforsaken frat house on a Friday night. The one thing he wasn't expecting, however, was in an attempt to escape the anxiety-inducing noise of the party, he ended up walking in on a boy with headphones shouting obnoxiously at his computer.

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Gwaine and Merlin go way back, in a very frivolous sense. When Arthur’s pickups fail, they cheer him up by joking about an item on Merlin’s bucket list: a hot threesome. And Merlin gets to strike it off his list.

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Ducking his head, Clint blushed, the tips of his ears turning dark red. “Sorry, I just… I can’t seem to help it,” he said. “I thought I’d spotted aliens twice on the three blocks here.” He pointed his chopsticks at Phil in a vaguely threatening manner. “Don’t say it. It’s only paranoia if it didn’t keep happening.”

He had a point. Over the last four months, Date Night had been foiled by actual sightseeing aliens who accidentally caused an intergalactic incident, two different groups of assassins, a wannabe supervillian, Tony Stark and his propensity for exploding things, and werewolves.

The life of a SHIELD agent was not easy.

Phil just wants to go on Date Night with his husband. No crisis or missions or danger. Is that too much to ask for?

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Bing just wants someone to care for him, to give him attention, to love him. One day a new ego named Microsoft Edge appears and gives him what he wants. But what Micro wants is something completely different.

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Every person is born with two markers full of soul ink to write across their skin: the refillable black to write the names of those you want to give strength to and the permanent red for the name of your soulmate. Laura has never been very good at conserving her black ink, too busy passing along little pieces of her soul to those who might need it.

The only name she's never had an itch to write on her skin? Carmilla Karnstein, the worst roommate in the world.

23,000 words, all 3 seasons, and a soulmate au. this last one is for you, creampuffs.