FTFA: The victim was treated at Hoboken University Medical Center for possible contamination from the feces, reports said. Her attacker also visited the hospital after she complained to police that she was having an anxiety attack.

So one goes to the hospital for being shiatfaced, and the other goes to the hospital for throwing a shiatfit.

Before I RTFA, I thought it was her own feces. But no, it was just some dog (ostensibly) poop off the street. I mean, if you're not going to put in serious effort, then why bother? If she had squeezed out her own poop right there, the meter maid would have seen her sincerity and let her off with a warning. With it still warm, how could she doubt the seriousness of the situation? This is what's wrong with America today.