Everything I hate must compared to my hatred of the song "Smooth". With the song itself being 1.0 SU (Smooth Units)

So that actress Maggie Gyllenhaal would rate 0.999999999998 SU as I really hate her too. Coconut flavor (not the smell, I love the smell) gets a 0.85 because I hate it but not insanely so. Whiskey gets a 0.000000000001 ( the one at the end is how mush I hate when I don't have good whiskey in the house...not whiskey's fault per se)

For me, that oh-so-sucky song by Gwen Stefani (I have no idea its title), but it makes my skin crawl whenever I happen to hear it... and worse, when it comes on at the gym while I'm squatting, I can feel ALL my testosterone disappear in that moment (until I recently bought an iPod).

Pissed I had to hear 3 seconds of this song to copy the URL. This abortion used to get played 2-3 times in one session at my college gym. At the time I didn't own headphones, obviously pre ipod, so I had to hear it every time it played.

I hate them even more because they're possibly the biggest band in the world at the time of putting out these songs. But that's not the reason I hate the songs, I hate them because each one is absolutely terrible. I remember one song would come out, and I'd think 'wow, this is the worst song I've ever heard... well at least they can't do any worse...' and then they kept doing worse!

FUCKING JOURNEY DON'T STOP BELIEVING! FUCK THAT FUCKING SONG! It's the absolute worst when a bunch of bitches get drunk and play it 5 times in the last hour or two until closing time and they sing it loud as fuck. I don't play my music much at bars but that is a sure way to get me to play next a bunch of pantera or meshuggah. In fact that is gonna be a pre-req for me and future women...Do you like Journey....I LOVE JOURNEY....well kick rocks bitch!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FRIDAY SHIT!? I NEVER listen to the radio so I aint hip to what's going on with it! That bitch sounds like someone is throwing a bag of cats against the wall......Man that's terrible