Dan Marino, Rick Scott, and Donald Trump Perform a Dramatic Reading of New Times' Biogensis Story

If there was justice in this world, this would be the son Donald Trump has earned.

3. Mac MillerLet's say you wake up one day and realize that the white rapper schtick you've been peddling hard is actually passe. Likely, you're on a one-way track to a dust-bin with all the other wannabe Marshals. But Pittsburgh rapper Mac Miller may have saved himself thanks to a high-profile beef. It seems Donald Trump -- a man well-versed when it comes to performing constant CPR on a public persona -- has taken offense to the rapper's tune name-checking the West Palm moneyman. Cut the royalty check, Donald tells Miller via Twitter. We'll see how much these fame whores can milk each other.