Judge grants Greggs an Injuction over Pastiegate affair

A High-court Judge today granted Baker Greggs an Injunction to prevent further disclosure of details in what is rapidly becoming know the as “Pastygate” affair. The Daily Mail is threatening to publish allegations alleging sleazy dinners and lunchtime liaisons, these claims are alleged to have been made by a parliamentary insider Know only EM or “Deep Filled” in some circles.
Rumours on the internet are circulating that rumpus started when Greggs had a dinner date in Leeds with person know only as “David” that subsequently went badly wrong, it is then said that “David” who felt scorned by Greggs, threatened that if they did not have dinner again he would blackmail them for Twenty percent of everything that was hot about them, this is thought to be coded message for pasties.