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Left 4 Dead 3: Larper Zombie Miniboss

The most deadly zombie of them all provided you are afraid of people throwing tennis balls at your head and screaming “Lighting bolt! Lightning bolt!”

It’s time once again for my open love letter to Valve Software…..

Dear Valve

I wish to have your collective baby. Knowing that you simply cannot live without my awesome (and unasked for) fan art I have again thoughtfully submitted another zombie boss illustration that you can add to any future version of “Left 4 Dead” you would like.

Please accept this illustration as a simple down payment on the vast amount of artwork I’ll do for you when you hire me at what I can only assume will be a ridiculously impressive salary.

I think this is a beginner troll. They haven’t worked up the practice or brain power to manage real insults or to start debates, so they just shout out what they think will stir up trouble. Careful, next he might call you a poo poo head, or use the word “stupid” liberally with a lot of curse words he thinks makes him look like a real grown up.

Holy Snap Doggers! I think you all have missed the point… It is offensive because the comic book is rolled up and in a back pocket. I mean come on people that is a great way to ruin the resale value of a comic book. How are you supposed to sell it for a ton of money if it is rolled up and rumpled in the back pocket. you buy the comic for what $3? ( I haven’t bought comic is years) put it in a baggie an store it safely out of the sun. then years later you sell it for a whoping $3.50!!! Booya! I have a friend who used to collect comic and that was his big plan. Ran into him the other day and asked him about it… resold for big $$$? nope, son reads them… I decided to not ask about his Star Wars and GI Joe ‘collectible’ figures.

Could also be a “Bot” I get about fifty bots a week that try to put some random text into a comment in the hopes of getting a back link or someone to click on their link. Only there was no link on their post so who knows?

Then again it could be someone who is just offended by the concept of zombies…. (Gasp!) Those people exist, which is weird I know.

Personally I like the idea, as I’m an incredibly hard guy to offend (dude, I’ve got skin so thick I might as well be a rhino) but I made a conscious choice when I started the comic to leave matters of Religion and Politics out of it.

This day and age it seams impossible to have a conversation about that without it turning ugly. I only ever mention those subjects very lightly.

Now every other subject is up for grabs, and I’ll happily poke fun at myself and everyone else.

*slaps Carter out of fetal position* Get a hold of yourself! How are you going to draw more zombie concepts like that?! Now get back to that drawing board and come up with some more to increase the chances of Valve noticing you!

I just got a copy of L4D the other day and I have noticed two things. One; they seem to need to update the game far too often.(once a day is annoying. more that once a day is a sign that something isn’t right) Two; the zombies cheat a lot more than I remember from the last time I played.(over a year ago) The game is still enjoyable though, when my game isn’t crapping out or I’m not playing with a bunch of idiots who don’t realize the importance of a mic that is.

Yes, kids are very needy until they’re teens, at which point they only need you for money and transportation.

Oh, and I figured out that the reason L4D keeps screwing up is because Valve keeps updating the thing every few hours which is in no way necessary unless the game was bugged to hell when you released it.(like New Vegas, but they only update once every week or so last time I checked)