Re: Storage Frust....

Can't deny you such a good and simple wish. Welcome as BAARF Party
member # 69.

Mogens

Joe Testa wrote:

> I figure I have to wait for a while to get BAARF party membership #69, > bwahahahahahha>> i'll go back to programming php against mysql :)>> joe>>> Mogens Nørgaard wrote:>>> Well, Sir Tim - congratulations with your BAARF party membership # >> 44. The BAARF.zip file will be shipped in a second.>>>> Mogens>>>> Johnston, Tim wrote:>>>>> Hey... I'm jealous!!! BAARF! BAARF! BAARF!>>>>>> Tim>>>>>> -----Original Message----->>> Sent: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 7:30 PM>>> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L>>>>>>>>> Sir Visser,>>>>>> It would be my honour to enroll you in the BAARF party as party >>> member # 43 if you like.>>>>>> Also, if you enroll, I'll send you the whole BAARF.zip file (33 K) >>> which contains the story, the dialogues, and the song texts of the >>> BAARF musical which we'll do at the Database Forum Gala Dinner on >>> Friday night.>>>>>> But only if you promise me to give me harsh critique in return!>>>>>> And that goes for all you other members (or possible members) of the >>> BAARF Party, too. Except, of course, the ones going to the Database >>> Forum. They'll have to wait.>>>>>> Mogens>>>>>> Piet de Visser wrote:>>>>>> >>>>>>> Group,>>>> After another run-in with Storage, need to Vent Some frustrations:>>>>>>>> BAARF !!!!>>>>>>>> Thank you.>>>>>>>> While I'm at it, let me add some other RAD ideas:>>>>>>>> Frustrated by vendors and manuals, we were about to turn BAARF >>>> into: battle against any Raw Filesystems (Yes, Yes, I know, a >>>> raw-dev is not a FS).>>>>>>>> But, not wanting to thread on other ppls turf, we thought>>>> CCCP: for Compulsory use of a Clustered Computing Platform, whose >>>> mission should be to elimiate all usage of Mulitple, In-duh-vidual, >>>> ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs and to enforce the use of single-installed Oracle >>>> software on Clustered file systems.>>>>>>>> And to stay in the same retro-atmosphere, we looked at:>>>> USSR: for Usage of Single System Rollout: to proclaim the use of >>>> sinle-installed ORACLE_BASE/HOMEs, partly inspired by OpenSSI.org>>>>>>>> More ideas anyone ?>>>> Don't start me on: the RAC party : Ridiculous Acronym Creators >>>> followed by the RAW devices: Ridiculous Acronym Worshippers or just >>>> plain: FAD : Funny Acronym Department ?>>>> No harm, no offence intended anywhere>>>> (except for some storage ppl, maybe)>>>>>>>> Getting Late... Tomorrow is 10G lanch-Europe, and all these ideas >>>> will be legacy.>>>>>>>> Regards,>>>> PdV>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>

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