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Rating: PG-13 maybe edging on R because Ron’s a tool.Or should that be because of Ron’s ‘tool’?

Summary: Somewhat sequel to Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches.Once again we have Hermione and Ginny in Filch’s beloved mop cupboard but more serious topics are on the agenda than mop-care.

Disclaimer: Blah again.

Authors Notes: It’s the return of the MopVerse, as promised by the promo in the previous entry. With 10% more mops.A sprinkling of angst and it’s still not to be taken seriously.And sweetness crept in there.Ach.I’d recommend reading Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches otherwise you might wonder where all this ‘mop’ stuff is coming from.I’d also recommend lash_larue’s hilarious and disgusting Weasley really IS our king for an explanation on the Ron and Draco stuff.

I intended this fic to be uber silly from the title but it didn’t really end up that way.I couldn’t bear to change the title though because I honestly think it’s the best title I’ve ever come up with.And I’m usually rubbish at choosing titles.

Now. I see that the first column and a bit deals with canon couples. I'm cool with that. List them first, by all means. Then we come to popular UC's - Draco/Ginny, Harry/Hermione (How much funnier would it be if the bottom box of the 2nd column read: Hermione/FredAndOrGeorge?).

So further down and still no sign of my ship. Now I've come to Rose/Scorpius which has been in existence for barely a year and I'm getting a little annoyed, likewise with Teddy/Victoire (even though that is canon). Snape/Narcissa seems somewhat like a slap in the face. To be honest, I've never seen that pairing in general ff forum, area or site. I am sure it is out there, and the people who ship that most likely have good reasons for doing so - but would you say that Snape/Narcissa is more common than Hermione/Ginny?

No, neither would I.

There are no femmeslash/slash couples here, but at all. Not even the canon Dumbledore/Grindelwald. WTF is that all about?

I know that, comparatively, femmeslash fandom is not that big. It's a good sized niche and I think it's stronger for it. A lot more 12 year olds will write a Harry/Draco than a Fleur/Pansy. But most archive sites will have the most popular Slash/Fslash pairings - it's not that obscure.

This site claims to be the oldest HP archive. It has a check box for slash/Fslash in the genre area correction, the warnings area. *rolls eyes*

So, now here is the question - do I check Ginny/OC or Hermione/OC? (Edit: which is of course completely wrong but what other option is there?) This is a bit bloody ridiculous.