My creep of the week goes to Charles Saatchi, Nigella Lawson's husband who thought it would be a 'jolly lark' to grab his celebrity chef wife around the throat in a restaurant. You total SOB: you should have tried that if I was was there: I would have beaten the crap out of you, no sweat.

Vladmir Putkin. This Nazi wannabe is giving arms to the nazi ruler of Syria. I think Obama's s**t with NSA is s**t too-but Putkin is a NAZI who is supporting the dickhead Hitler in Syria. f**k THAT. Obama should grow a set and just nuke the f**ker.