Happy Halloween, listeners! Halloween is the penultimate holiday for both Josh and Ben, so they decide to discuss some ghoulish stories that will keep you up at night… don’t get spooked! Before the Halloween talk, though, they review some amusing videos making the rounds… such as fckh8.com’s feminist video exploiting little kids to sell t-shirts by swearing adorably. Seems like an ineffectual method, but from the looks of it, there’s a lot of satiated pedophiles waking up this morning. The video is full of contradictions, selective facts and half-truths, but ultimately the company is trying to make money selling t-shirts, so if you take your cue from videos like this one featuring generic tubby feminists who look like Wendy of the so-named fast food chain, you’re gonna have a bad time. It does lead to an interesting debate on the show that ends up sounding like white knight versus red pill.

Next up, since we’re talking red pills and white knights, let’s go for some other colors, like the black woman who is a racist tour bus guide in San Francisco. She does not like Asians because they make noise getting up and going to work each morning, which we all know is something black people hate. Now, what I just said is racist, but this woman’s offensive rant is not racism because she’s not white. Hey, those are the rules. I didn’t make them.

Finally we get into some spooky stories, including a list of Wikipedia pages to keep you up at night. Aliens and UFO encounters top the list, as both Ben and Josh fear this above all else and are convinced aliens exist. Other phenomenon like alternate or parallel dimensions that exist in a hell state are discussed with the creep factor turned up, such as locked-in syndrome or the man who has no idea how he got here and no one can trace his origins… it’s spooktacular! So grab some popcorn, turn out the lights, and listen along with us as we go through a Halloween adventure that will have you laughing and then crying! Crying either because the stories are so scary, or because you realize you wasted an hour and a half of your life listening to us.

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