>You're Anon, adopted teenage son of Twilight Sparkle and totally girlfriend-less.>It's after school; you're at the library looking for some books for school when you hear a familiar voice behind you.>"Um, excuse me..." >You turn to see the voice's source, and find a totally unrecognizable unicorn standing there blushing, hoof scratching the back of her neck.>Or, maybe you do recognize her?...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

Let's have a thread about the brave, independent mares who have broken away from the patriarchy to enjoy their sexual freedom. It is a shame to know that some ponies are on the wrong side of history who cling to their outdated lifestyle of holding on to their virginity until marriage, like Dash. That cunt must be autistic, she will never find that dedicated man of her dreams.

So let's post mares with a flourishing and healthy sex life beginning with this one.

You're a rookie planeswalker unicorn named Cascade Admixture, and you're smack dab in the middle of an increasingly dangerous mystery. 24 hours ago you were separated from a fellow planeswalking stallion as you made your way through an oasis city overlaid with illusion spells. You sought refuge from a monster in the manor of a local baroness, Needle Weaver, but it appears it was nothing but a trap to keep you inside the building...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>27869259Since the sacrifice just happened, we probably don't have much time until she comes up. I vote we either look at the spellbook a bit more or go down to see if they keep the door locked. Not try to leave, just check.

>>27869259As you consider everything you've discovered at this point, you head downstairs and to the front door. The sound of the "monster" on the other side is still present but your concern is on the door itself. Just as you observed before, the lock is rudimentary, practically useless. If there WAS somepony on the other side of the door, let alone a REAL monster, this flimsy lock would not deter their entry. You toggle the knob and the door unlatches with a click. The monster still thrashes against the wood...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

ITT: Are bolt action rifles more acceptable than machine guns in my pony war fic, using an aborted 'verse which never actually produced anything as the basis for your fic, getting overly butthurt when literally everyone tells you your ideas are dumb instead of stepping back and pondering whether or not they're right, Spike the combat engineer, no one reads the OP, the return of WaiWai, "No relation whatsoever", I want to write a deep political thriller that includes magic duels, deleting and reuploading your story until you achieve a positive vote ratio, and the last thread didnt actually have much material that didnt involve warfics

Tired of edgy, ill thought out gorefests? Bored of Equestria at War? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!

>How do I write fanfiction?Ezn’s guide - http://eznguide.neocities.org/Politics and the English Language - http://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4fSetting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0

>Can you pre-read my story?Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Someone will take a look at it eventually.

I want to tell Celestia I don't give a damn about her almost deity position in Equestria.I want to tell her I don't give a fuck about her political importance and responsibilities.I want to treat just like any other pony.I want to play pranks on her.I want to go on adventures with her.I want to put her in awkward situations.I want to tell her I'd like to rut her into oblivion.I want to throw surprise parties for her.I want to ride on her through ponyville.I want to forge plans with her on how to mess with the other ponies especially...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.

Just one problem: no takers.You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.

If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place....Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>27838291Things you should know about before writing clop:Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7eHow to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJtWriting...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

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