Rosie O'Donnell has broken up with her girlfriend Tracy Kachtick- Anders after a year of dating. Rosie, who has four children, and Tracy, an artist from Texas who has six kids, had become one big family, and a source says the breakup is "complicated, because their kids are very close." Sucks. [Page Six]

This site would like for you to know that some of the kids involved in Rosie's split are black. [Bossip]

Britney Spears made half a million dollars off of product placement in her craptatsic "Hold It Against Me" video? Jeez. [TMZ]

Britney Spears has moved into a new Tudor-style mansion, and I'm digging the pool area. Brit! Invite me over for a piña colada party, and we can come up with some concepts for non-shitty videos together! [Pop Eater]

In an era when people try not to pay for music, Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" has been downloaded more than 1 million times on iTunes — just in the last five days. [Digital Spy]

"I want to give my fans everything they deserve and they do not deserve sweat pants and sneakers." — Lady Gaga. [Contact Music]

Rihanna's 23rd birthday party on Sunday night featured red velvet cupcakes with the Barbados flag on them. Ryan Phillippe and Zac Efron were in attendance, as well as Cee-Lo, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z, Snoop Dogg and Warren G. Warren G.! Basically, the best party ever. [People]

Oooh, Rihanna has been text-message flirting with Colin Farrell! Speaking of Colin Farrell and black chicks, did you ever watch that intense sex tape he made with Nicole Narain a few years back? I sure as hell did. [Contact Music]

• Here is a picture of Charlie Sheen's new girlfriend. Our thoughts are with her. Ha, not really. [x17]
• This story about Miley Cyrus speeding cites paparazzi as sources, so it's entirely possible she was trying to get away from them. In any case, the post ends, "Slow down, missy!" So you can take her picture, amirite? [x17]
• If you woke up this morning thinking, man, I wish I could see some more pictures of Justin Bieber getting a haircut, well, you're in luck. [TMZ]
• The Beebs know that even more than swishy hair, girls like flowers. [TMZ]
• Speaking of hair: Here's John Travolta without his hairpiece. Unbeweavable! [Daily Mail]
• Sarah Ferguson, Duchess Of York, is not invited to the royal wedding. She haz a sad. [Pop Eater]
• Minnie Driver is doing a pilot for CBS in which she plays a "suburban single mom who teams up with a street savvy hustler to solve crimes." But do they fall in love?! [Vulture]
• Russell Brand wanted to be famous when he was a lad in Essex but now that he is famous and lives in a mansion with three cats and Katy Perry, he says "it's not all that good." [Contact Music]
• Will Kevin Costner be in the new Superman movie? [Deadline]
• Al Pacino went bowling. [Page Six]
• "I didn't like the feeling of numbness. I didn't like it. It was really creepy to me. It was too much so we turned it off and we opted for go all the way." — Christina Applegate had the epidural turned off while she was giving birth, and calls the pain "profound." [Radar Online]