"Sam I Am" tells you the whole story

Now you'll know what Chiropractic is really about!

Of course, adapted from the great Dr Seuss...Credit goes to a Chiropractor...Stamatis Tsamoutalidis, D.C.

I am Sam, Sam I am.Hello Sam, Sam I am.

Have you had your spine checked today?

What is this you say?My spine, my spine, Sam Go away!

No, listen and you will see.This will help your nerves be free.

What do you mean and please make haste!I do not have much time to waste!

Your brain talks to every cell.Trust me Sam, I know this well.But sometimes there is interference.And your body tries with perseverance.But the messages can't get through.And this keeps you from being you.This is called a subluxation.

Then Sam said with exclamation,Subluxations are so bad!Subluxations make me mad!That's right, you understand.

You get it. Sam I am.

Sam, would you check my spine?Oh please, oh please check mine?

Sure I will, that's what I do.I'm the chiropractor for you.

Subluxations keep YOU from being YOU!

Would you check me in a house?Would you check me with my spouse?

I would check you in a house.And I would check you with your spouse.

Would you check all my kids?You will be so glad I did.

Would you check me on a train?Would you check me in the rain?I would check you on a train.I would check you in the rain.I would check all of your kids.You will be so glad I did.

I would check you in a house.And I would check you with your spouse.Would you check me in a box?Would you check me with a fox?

Yes, yes I guess.I would check you in a box.And I would check you with a fox.I would check you in the rain.I would check you on a train.I would check all of your kids.You will be so glad I did.I would check you in a houseAnd I would check you with your spouse.

Would you check me here or there?I would check you in a box.I would check you with a fox.I would check you on a train.I would check you in the rain.I would check all of your kids.You will be so glad I did.

I would check you in a house.I would check you with your spouse.I would check you here or there.I would check you anywhere!

Now you know this much is true.Subluxations keep me from being meAnd you from being you!Keep me free! Keep me free, I say!Sam, help my subluxations stay away!