*shuffles back, grabs more squids, loops an arm around your neck and drags you back to the corner with me*
*tickles you with a squid* xD

I'm bein' squid'ckled! xd *squirms and giggles*

Lucky J

Magical Crotch World for the win.

Lovely Shayness

Hippy263

You must rub the glowing crotch each time you want your next wish.

We're still talking about glowing crotches?! =o

Lucky J

I'll p***s YOUR p***s p***s! winkwhee
I totally just won at life right there.

Patameth

Chi-Sao the Angel

I'm lost in thought.

What, was it unfamiliar territory?

DemonicAngel67

It's my first day and I come in at "nose cats"
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Patameth

Trust me, I'm a hippie.

Hippy263

MegaMagicMonkey

More like everyone on campus logged onto imafreakinslutandviewingmewilleatupbandwidth.com

You mean Myspace.com?

Generation Detonation

I am enforcing my right to be on the quote page. pirate Muahaha.

Hippy263

Strawberry Tuna

I had sperm and vomit in my lemonade earlier.heart
And it was deeelishus.

xd I'm so glad I went back to read the context!

Lucky J

Moot Idiosyncrasy

The Chocolate War.

It was horrible. We walked into the chocolate swamp on reconnaissance... it turned into a fudgebath.

Hippy263

I'll Viet your Nam.
In the a**.

Nathan S. Cross

No human hating, please. The humans in this guild might get offended and leave a grenade in your pants.

The Procreator

I knows you Demi and you carry a pair of ovaries quite gracefully with a spring to your step without betraying any type of emotion.
Your hair is like water from the Naples Valley, skin like peaches from georgia on a wintery blizzard. Your Eyes light up like an atom bomb in a testing facility in Arizona.
You are the light from the street lamp that frames my nude cat from across the way in the windo from where I perch and type this poem of hatred. Yes. I love you. And you are very much the best piece of chocolate that ever lived.

Nathan S. Cross

So...somebody compared Mugen and Jin of Samurai Champloo to Naruto and Sasuke.
I 'bout slapped a b***h.

Caitchi x Cuppincakes

Aim on my phone is like an orgasm from my boyfriend.
It just DOESN'T happen.

Hippy263

Which came first?
The Platypus, or the "What the ******** is that thing?!" ?

MegaMagicMonkey

Hippy263

*Launches Mega out of the Cattapult, a catapult made out of a living giant caterpillar*

But grease loves you.
That's why it is slowly making its way into your heart.

The Random Intellectual Crazies Theme Song:

KumarKakarla

This land of the Random is ours now.
And to the Intellectuals, we do bow.
To the Crazies as well, we show our love.
We salute them all, with ramen and hug.

To the Insane Queenage, Raina Kraven,
Respect, Gratitude, and our crazy ravin'.
To all of our members far and wide,
For in the nation of Gaia we all reside.

With ramen and donkeys, voodoos and funs
We discuss our day, or shoot others with guns
Tis quite the joy, we even have a dictionary
It has our made up words and is called RICtionary.

Just remember to bring the spadoinkle.

The History of the RIC:

Patameth

On Tuesday, July 19, 2005, Raina Kraven set sail on the shiny sea of the Guilds Forum. She found a new land and settled it, and called it the Random Intellectual Crazies. She was joined by many, including the benevolent Befu, the original Orange, and the alliteratively-fitting Albern, along with many others. But it was not easy to get a new haven for the Random Intellectual Crazies started. They faced persecution by the sediment, the stupid, and the sane alike. However, they fought the persecution by becoming more random, more intellectual, and crazier. Though trials and hardships aroused, the small but sound organization fought it through with their minds and souls. Soon, many people started joining. The organization gained speed against the forces of sanity, and started gaining thousands of pages and tens of thousands of posts. On a sunny Sunday afternoon on September 10, 2006, Orange Corvette posted the first post of the five thousandth page of the RIC. On February 2, 2007, the collective mule of several powerful RIC characters, A Random Intellectual, premiered the new and improved Random Intellectual Crazies, which has prospered ever since.

Over the months the RIC has been growing and learning of itself, many great minds have come here to study with the greats in the four classes of the RIC: Randomosisity, Intellectualitism, Craziferousness, and Shmexiness.

1. Follow basic Gaia rules
2. DO NOT PM me about joining. If you do that means you didn't read this and you get the title of stupid idiot and anybody is encouraged to poke fun and hate you.
3. No kicking around non "stupid idiots"
4. Have fun
5. Be literate, no chat speak or half words(I know we all have typing problems, I just don't want to see (C U l8r). Also, unneeded quote towers make me angry.
6. If you join stay active.
7. NO advertising of any kind.
8. This is NOT a GGN guild. There is nothing else besides this thread. Don't ask!
9. Ride a donkey if you're bored!
10. To make sure you have read all the rules, make sure you include the word Spadoinkle at the end of your profile.
11. NO BUMPING! This includes "keyboard smash" (eg sgpoheg) and entirely emote posts.12. Take your fighting and bickering to PM. Flaming is against GGN rules, so don't give regulars a reason to point and laugh.

- July 20, 2005- guild opens for applicants
- August 4, 2005- 65 members have joined to date!
- September 15, 2005- added new feature, "Topics"/ New Poll
- December 29, 2005- official Lighter Day is established(Lighter meaning the thing you light stuff on fire with. NOT the adjective! We love all here!)
- March 11, 2006- The RETURN of I love you Days!! Every tenth page!! heart
- May 9, 2006- Official RIC holiday.
- June 21, 2006- All Fridays- "Wear your Manties to RIC day" If you have any. If not, go naked!! Who cares? xp
- July 1-2, 2006- Dress the Same Day(s).
- July 25, 2006- First RIC member of the week Poll
- November 28, 2006- RIC has reached its 100,000th post!
- February 3, 2007 - RIC v. 2.0 is born.
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Poll Results:December 5, 2005-38% said that they would like to tickle their own voovoo dolls.December 29, 2005- Um, yeah, I sorta forgot. Sorry..... wheeFebruary 23, 2006-53% voted for the Pants Party!! Go Brick!April 16, 2006- 33%-ish think I am a 9 o'clock distraction. HAPPY EASTER!May 22, 2006- 43% prefer the taste of an orange pop....no duh!June 17, 2006- Most people are pervs and wanna take off their clothes. xpJuly 25, 2006- RIC Member of the Week #1- OrangecorvetteAugust 5, 2006- RIC Member of the Week #2- LazzaraAugust 12, 2006- RIC Member of the Week #3- AlienaroseAugust 19, 2006- RIC Member if the Week # 4- ZururuSeptember 6, 2006- According to the large masses and RIC, Orangecorvette either has the coolest name, or is the coolest. I'd vote is.January 15, 2007- 28% say they're random.February 18, 2007- 46% say...pudding. Who doesn't love pudding?April 3, 2007- Just under half of everyone has a strange reaction to too many muffins, that reaction being head explosions.June 23rd, 2007- 44% don't know who Karl Urban is. How could they not know who he is!? Karl Urban is God on earth!August 6th, 2007- 31% say that they are not strangers, and yet we are still strange. What? D:September 2nd, 2007- 45% agree that if we were ever attacked, the hostile party would want to commandeer our Whalevator, whereas a mere 14% assume that it'd the tan-envious Mole People.September 28th, 2007- Yo ho ho and a glass of warm milk! Pirate-Pajama-Party has been agreed upon by 60% of our lovely members!~October 7, 2007- Pastry got stupid and ended the poll too early. D: The results were as follows: 46% feel that infiltration is the best tactic with which to fight the Whalevator-comandeering Mole People!November 9, 2007- Most of people want to 'take care' of the mole people! eek The details will be left out, but it's safe to say that the Mole People won't be bothering us anymore.December 9, 2007- Most votes go to having a party with silly dancing and garbled singing. Visiting the kitten room comes in a close second! Mm, silly dancing and garbled singing while cuddling kittens. It's winful.December 27,2007 According to 36.6% of the RIC and poll whores, we cashed in our rocket fund and bought the world's largest shrubbery!February 8, 2008 Apparently, people think a poll shouldn't be too ridiculous. Also, Trintae will recieve a pudding hug. PUDDING HUG!March 26, 2008 An overwhelming majority, if visiting Australia, would ride around on an emu throwing echidnas at people. We also seem to have 28 Soniquis. Wait, what?June 12, 2008 After several months of a "This poll has expired message", we have named the Shrubbery as our patron saint. Unfortunately, we decided early on that we would have several patron saints varying daily. Too bad, Shrubbery!31 October, 2008 It would seem RIC members' Halloween costume of choice is the scariest thing they can come up with, closely followed by squids. I don't like where this is going...7 December, 2008It seems many people don't know what a NaNoWriMo is...28 March, 2012Trying to determine if sugar can be absorbed directly into the skin through cupcake pool experiment.

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Former Rank System: The Insane Queenage-me, highest rankRenowned Psycho -For those people who really are the true beingUnbalanced sanity -Those people well known for their randomosityChaotic Hysteria -Those who know what being smart and crazy feel like; and like itInsane Maddness -Are existent for a main purpose of entertainment of friendsIrrational Psychosis -People just coming out of the closet with smart insanityIllusional Distraction -New to the guild and opening their mind to knew ideasSenseless Reason - Those people who haven't quite crossed the line, has to be requested.Stupid Idiot - Those people who don't listen and are free to be picked upon.

In concerns to the member list:The list is occasionally reviewed and trimmed down based on membership.
If you're a new member, show recognizable activity, then send a PM to a Security Watch member.
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