How Many Security Guards Does it Take to Neutralize a Streaker?

The answer: about six, three of which end up on their ass as you can see in the image to the right. It’s an embarrassing enough moment for a security guard to be juked by a fan that’s fully clothed, let alone one who’s running around leaving nothing to the imagination. At least this particular staff was trying — unlike some others we’ve shown you in the past — but I’d say the CFL streaker got the best of them.

Not only does this guy have a first down and then some, he’s in the red zone before finally being dragged down from behind. As long as his naked offense doesn’t turn the ball over, they’re coming away with at least three points. Check out the video of a CFL fan streaking and juking security guards at a B.C. Lions-Montreal Alouettes game, courtesy of SPORTS by BROOKS:

There you go, officers. Escort him right past the cheerleading team on the way out while the crowd roars. That will encourage someone to never, ever do something like this again.