20 Hilarious Dating Tweets That Will Make You Glad You’re Single

When you’ve just come out of a break-up, the last thing you need is another inspirational quote or a friend that wants to talk in a sad voice while slowly rubbing your back and staring at you like they’re watching the first ten minutes of Up. You need to laugh and maybe throw a rock at his window. Instead of committing a crime, let’s go with the laughter option. Here are 20 hilarious tweets on dating that will make being single seem not that bad after all.

When I fast-forward commercials & I go 5 seconds too far my girlfriend reacts as if I’ve just shot her in the face.