Not only was the Chinese food itself gross, he was using the same chop sticks to feed it to a few different runners. With all the freaky diseases going around now, imagine the “surprises” you could get? It’s been quite a while since I did any running, but, I don’t remember wanting to eat anything while running, anyway. And, I wonder what happened to that midget that guy ran off with? Buncha freaks like that, you never know.

I’m sorry, but I hated it. I think it’s humor by and for people who don’t really have a sense of humor, which is an art in itself – striking a chord with a huge audience is no easy feat. I know from doing stand-up and comedy writing for almost 2 decades and studying comedy for almost all of my 50 years alive.

I was trying to think of a talk-show host that I liked, and I couldn’t think of one. I have hated them all except for Barth Gimble and Jerry Hubbard. Mike Douglas didn’t bother me, either.