Ben Curtis, an actor and former spokesperson for Dell (DELL) known for his catchphrase “Dude you’re getting a Dell,” believes that he can help the company he used to promote. According to Curtis, the solution is simple: bring…

Brian Patrick Cork: Well… Ben Curtis is kind of goofy. But, he had much more than fifteen minutes of fame. That said, Mr. Curtis is a good example of how Dell and it’s products need to move on. Whereas the erstwhile “Get a Mac” Justin Long and Apple (AAPL) products are relevant (Apple has an inspired product road-map), Dell can be acquired and it’s resources evolved.

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