Even More Cranky

Since the holy trinity important things have come in threes—listen up. Not all beautiful things are functional or practical. Think white upholstery, stiletto heels in the lab, bilateral justification of your grants. Bilateral justification is from the devil. It’s a cognitive drain and subtle form of punishment for your reader.

Bilateral justification (both left and right margins are flush, meaning straight):

You need your reviewers to have optimal comprehension. I will appreciate significance and innovation better, and think about your approach more lucidly, if I remember your prior material.

Causes stilted writing.

You know you do it. You see a line or paragraph with unappealing spacing and change or add some words like changing “use” to “utilize”, or adding unnecessary connectors such as “therefore” to adjust the spacing. Switch to left justification and edit like a fiend. Your text will get leaner and more concise. I will be happier.