And in the mornin’… I am not having waffles cause Mothers Day has been postponed till further notice by order of the management.

Alas the celebration of the awesomeness of the bestest mother in the entire universe – me, obviously – has had to be postponed due to unforeseen circumstances.

While this is extremely disappointing for all involved, it enables the Spawn of Awesomeness to pick up discounted Mothers Day cards ensuring more cash to buy more Max Brenner chocolates to celebrate their fortune of sharing such epic DNA.

And breakfast in bed with aforementioned Max Brenner chocolate dipped strawberries, endless mugs of latte, adoring looks and putting your fucking dishes in the dishwasher without having to be asked.

Happy Mothers Day to all those celebrating today.

And Happy Mothers Day to me when I deem it appropriate to celebrate… I am thinking a Wednesday just to be difficult.

maybe they should rename the day. “Mothers’s day” tends to indicate that it’s just a normal day. put-your-fucking-dishes-in-the-dishwasher-without-being-asked-and-buy-your-mother-flowers-and-chocolate day might be more of an event.
I will write to hallmark.

I’m hitting the shops for post mothers day sales tomorrow so I can stock up for school mothers day stall 2012. Want to make sure I don’t end up 4 very angry looking japanese warrior statues next year 😀