Adding further irony, when Sen. Baker is not busy keeping Florida safe from bull balls, he is the owner of a gun shop. Perhaps we need a constitutional amendment protecting the right of motorists to place fake bovine reproductive glands on the backs of their vehicles.

And yes, for those of you who might be wondering, it’s a little slow today here at work. And for those of you who wonder what the fuss is all about, or would like to order a pair yourself, here you go.