Back in mid-May, a woman was arrested in South Carolina. That, of course, isn’t much of a story. Why she got arrested, however, is quite the story.

Andrea Ann McCullough ordered a Cinnabon from a Burger King and soon discovered that it wasn’t of the freshest quality. Although that wouldn’t surprise or offend most people, McCullough wasn’t too happy about it. After asking for another less stale pastry and being told that was the only one, the woman (allegedly) flew into a rage and screamed, “I’m going to shoot everyone,” before exiting the restaurant.

While it might have seemed like an empty threat, McCullough returned to the Burger King with her hand in her purse and (again, allegedly) stated that she was “going to shoot down this place.” Employees quickly informed McCullough that they were calling the police and she (along with two female companions) fled the scene. McCullough was later apprehended because the employees were able to record her license plate number. She was charged with second degree assault and could face up to three years in a state prison.

OK, you’re thinking, that story is ridiculous but it has to be an outlier right?

I wish that were true, friends. Apparently, food-related incidents cause people to call the police all the time.