Munacra has been quite accommodating, what with the getting shanked, allergies, scared of injuries, mma only, weddings, etc stuff Sirc has been pulling as excuses...

Sirc has wanted an MMA fight since before munarca even posted in the thread. Nobody's mentioned getting shanked. Injuries before a sanctioned fight are a legitimate concern - that's why fighters don't fight on a weakly basis? Because even the normal contusions and wear from one MMA fight can be a detriment to an immediately subsequent one?

Let's do this, let's have a Unified MMA ruleset. Then we'll run a track, any track you want, and then a rally stage. And finally, we'll learn a choreographed ballet number and have it judged by ballet teachers to see who did it best. Winner takes all.

Your children will make beautiful live mantle pieces and your wife will make a wonderful gardener. I have a shed out back she can live in.

Example 1

Last edited by hungryjoe; 6/17/2009 10:37pm at .
Reason: I have to admit that this one was pretty funny since it was so creative.

Sirc has wanted an MMA fight since before munarca even posted in the thread. Nobody's mentioned getting shanked. Injuries before a sanctioned fight are a legitimate concern - that's why fighters don't fight on a weakly basis? Because even the normal contusions and wear from one MMA fight can be a detriment to an immediately subsequent one?

Refer to part about wanting to take someone else along with him to make sure he doesn't get rolled