This question is almost better than the source material. Tell her no, but he is getting divorced right now (and apparently when he was in London doing Chicago, he was a big man for going to Borough farmers' market and sucking down elkburgers. Or mooseburgers. Maybe it was reindeerburgers. Some kind of weird burger you get there)

What. The. Fuck. I'm not sure what was more disturbing - the floating angel kids, the totally indescribable thing he did with his fist about midway through, or the way black-trenchcoat!David Hasselhoff flew up behind Australian-outback!David Hasselhoff and looked like he was going to wrap his arms around him ala Brokeback Mountain.

It's not just that it's bad...it's that I can't even come close to figuring out what he was going for in terms of...I don't know...whatcha callit...theme? I mean...you know...how do all the pieces fit? In anyone's mind? Like the person who made it? For 75 cents?