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Monday, February 14, 2011

Happy VD Everbuddi!

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I know, I know, some of you really can't stand Valentine's Day cause you're single and bitter. We've all been there, sobbing between projectile vomits into the piss stained crapper at Denny's over lunch after one too many slugs from the emergency vodka bottle you keep under your front seat. Don't worry, eventually the fear that we'll die alone and get eaten by our seventeen cats before anyone knows we're gone forces us to find some other desperate human being and begin the long blissful remainder of our lives in servitude marriage.

And for those of you that don't hate today, Happy Valentine's Day!

On this most special of commercial holidays I wanted to make it very clear how much each and every one of you mean to me, and how happy all your sweet comments and encouragement make me.

Mama- Happy STD Day! Yay! Seriously, I have a friend that works in a pharmacy who says all their VD medicines as well as the day after pill spike in sales after today :-/Goofy - Aww :-) Happy Valentine's Day!

Pearl - Happy Valentine's Day to you too!FreeFlying - I think it can be as special or as not special as you want it. I just approach it like everything, with a bit of sass :-)laughingmom - If I wasn't in a relationship I would propose marriage to you. Comment = Full of WinChuck - Oh hell yes, being carried around is awesome. I had Justin (the boy) carry me around for all of the two minutes he could support me yesterday. Haha!Copyboy - I will join!

Anna - Unfortunately I didn't have time to put everyone's face in my belly, and quite frankly I'm afraid that might be a little disturbing. So I put my boyfriend's there. I thought he'd appreciate it, and then everyone could just imagine that it was their face.Sandra - Oh man, this calls for some spousal abuse! Beat him with a sack of oranges - it'll get the message across but won't leave a bruise.

Pat - Sorry I missed you! I wasn't purposely skipping. See my comment about "too much VD wine". Happy Valentine's Day to you too! :-)Amber - LOL! I love the idea of giving my boyfriend pictures of dead presidents. Maybe we'll have to take that holiday up too!