Holy Batastrophe Batman! Bruce Wayne To Retire?

After nearly 70 years of protecting Gotham City against all sorts of colorful, deformed and wonderfully themed villains, pretty boy Bruce Wayne has had enough! Quitter von Wussenstein’s reasons aren’t clear at this point, but writer Grant Morrison told Comic Book Resources (CBR), “This is the end of Bruce Wayne as Batman.” There’s a lot of debate going on in comic book shops around the globe, and we would like to offer our own theories as to what will happen to Bruised Whine.

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There are a number of rumors as to who will replace Bruce Wayne as the Batman, and we’re guessing Garth Brooks has already submitted his resume. The transition should be easy considering he has an alter ego, he’s experienced flying around on wires, he designs his own costumes and he’s two dimensional.

Happy birthday Kylie!

Kylie Jenner’s 18th birthday is right around the corner, and the teenager is using it to cash in big time: she’s netting $200,000 to throw her party in Montreal. What’s the other big reason it’s important Kylie Jenner celebrates Canada-style? Read on to find out!

Drake vs Meek

The ongoing feud between Drake and Meek Mill feud continues as Drake releases a brand new track titled “Back to Back Freestyle” in which he goes off on Meek in a very unsubtle manner, although her never calls him out by name. Keep reading to listen to the track and read the full lyrics, which includes lines like “Yeah, trigger fingers turn to Twitter fingers” and in reference to Meek’s current tour and relationship with nicki Minaj, “Is that a world tour or your girl’s tour? I know that you gotta be a thug for her, This ain’t what she meant when she told you to open up more.”