Megan Fox replaced with The Stath’s girlfriend

I didn’t put much stock in it when it was just The Sun reporting it, but now multiple sites are mentioning broad-faced Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whitley as Megan Fox’s replacement in Transformers 3. Deadline says she’s the front runner in a short list of three that also includes The House Bunny‘s Sarah Wright and Brooklyn “The Boner Fairy” Decker. Huntington-Whiteley also just so happens to be Jason Statham’s girlfriend. Him being a friend of the site, I reached out to The Stath to see if he’d care to comment on the situation.

The Stath jump fucking any chick that drives up to him is an awesome concept.
Wew, she wudn’tah drivin up to me if’n she din wan it, aight?

By: Jacktion!

05.25.2010 @ 3:57 PM

Okay. I’m legitimately tempted to watch a movie with The Stath in it, just to help me understand these posts.

By: Houston McBride

05.25.2010 @ 3:58 PM

I can’t speak Stath or wigger, but I would put it to that chick. She’s like esperanto.

By: Fek'lhr

05.25.2010 @ 3:59 PM

Seriously, The Mighty Feklahr made this blogpost on His “Mylotro.com” blog (don’t judge Him!) maintaining the third person Klingon routine, but adding the Yoda sentence structure.

Qaplah, Middle Earthlings! The Honourable Captain Kalhess of Firefoot and Chief Executive Officer of the Jidai this is. In fact, the only member of the Jidai, is He. You see, to improve relations between Klingon Jedi Captains, like Himself, and Middle Earthlings, the Jidai foster their efforts.

Introduced Himself, The Honourable Jidai Captain Kalhess since has…in order, perhaps, a little history on how He came to be on middle earth would be?

It was all he could muster before the spiders started crawling on His skin.

By: Fek'lhr

05.25.2010 @ 4:00 PM

The Mighty Feklahr feels it is prudent to ask:

Did Stath knock that one eye loose, or is he just waiting for the right moment to put back in place?

By: Charlie Br0nze

05.25.2010 @ 4:00 PM

I dunno. She kinda looks like a retarded Cameron Diaz. That’s double retarded.

By: Crapbasket

05.25.2010 @ 4:01 PM

Jack!, I recommend In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale. Epic film, that.