YouTube workers set to strike

A strike by YouTube workers will leave thousands of would-be movie directors stranded in their bedrooms, unable to express themselves creatively, bosses have warned.

Negotiations between YouTube workers and bosses have been deadlocked for months. What started as a low level dispute after a YouTube employee refused to upload yet another video about a cat playing a piano but quickly escalated into a flame war over the sheer amount of crap masquerading as entertainment.