White House admits to McCain, Palin sex tape revelations

“It was probably one of the most anxiety-filled periods of time, I think, in the lives of the people who were assembled here yesterday,” spokesman John Brennan said. “The minutes passed like days.”

President Obama later responded to persistent rumours that images were about to be released to the media. "The public do not want to see a person who has been the victim of a double facial shooting," he asserted, "it's not pretty."

A later press release confirmed that Ms. Palin has been buried by seamen after a brief but emotional ceremony. A close family member, speaking on condition of anonymity, told us "it's what she would have wanted".

Just spotted this, excellent work & stars. Couild be a FP after a few tweaks to lengthen it, IMHO.

What is the military chappie doing ?
What are the magazines ?
Who is the 15 year old girl at the back ?
I'm sure Red could add some subtle lighting effects, and replace the drinks with something more appropriate.
Some "accessories" on the blank wall would add a little value

@Sinnick thanks for the comments. Points taken, but with respect if it would have to be Photoshopped and padded out to make it "better" it would no longer be what it is. I'll bear the observation in mind for next time, though. Cheers.