Tuesday, May 1, 2012

So, not having thumbs usually sucks. I mean, there are soooo many things I really want to do but can't. Like blog. Drive Mazda. Open the refrigerator. But last night something kinda, uhm, happened to my human that made me superglad I'm thumbless.

It all started when my human decided to cut her hair. Like, by herself. I guess it kept getting in her eyes or something and was driving her nuts. So she cut it off. Not all of it, just the stuff in her eyes. Except of course she has no freaking clue how to cut hair so it came out looking totally dorky.

Kinda like this guy from that movie Dumb and Dumber:

Ok, maybe not that dumb. But close. So she asked Google how to fix it and Google said to hack off the ends with a razor blade. No idea how hacking off even more hair was supposed to fix things, but Google is usually right about stuff so she hacked.

Uhm. Yeah.

Google kinda forgot to mention the part about being really careful not to shave off an eyebrow during the hair hacking. So now my human has a superdorky haircut AND is missing half an eyebrow. Definitely not a good look for her. Or anyone, really.

My human would totally kill me if I put her face on the internet, but that's where her eyebrow used to be. So if your human ever starts hacking away at their hair, tell them eyebrows, razors and thumbs don't mix.

Ohhh!!! Ok our mom do these type of things like all the time, they end up bad, but NOT THAT BAD! If eyebrow pensil won't work, tell your Human to try eyebrow shadows, they come in blond lady version, and look very natural, our mom uses them daily after she plucked almost all of her eyebrow :) your Human is one of a kind, and we all like her a lot:) hugs PT

Your poor human, she does need a vacation. Tell her to make an appointment with a hair vet right away. I'm sure if she explains what she did, any self-respecting hair vet will get her in quick to fix it. Mum does this kind of silly thing on a regular basis. Usually when she is already late for work. Then she runs out of the house crying because she has to be in public looking dorky all day. Humans are weird!Can't wait for the bacon button tomorrow! Hope I get some!Licks,Sabrina

Ohmygosh! My human used to be a dog hair vet and the stories she tells are almost like this, only on dogs and cats. Actually, she was afraid to scroll down to the picture after the razor blade explanation because so many of her "scissors in the hands of untrained owners" stories ended with blood, we are just relieved this story ended at bad hair stuff. It will grow out, poor human. Now go put all the sharp things away.

OMG PUG! Your Human and my mom must share a brain, because last night, she removed half of her eyebrow! She said it was because the wax smeared where it shouldn't have. I have no idea. So she had to wear her bangs down straight instead of curly like she usually does. So funny.

It will grow back. But we actually want to see her picture too... could you post one tomorrow? Well... it will be less than two weeks till we actually see her in fur. We will bring chicken nuggets for you, Pug, regardless of what your human says.

Uh oh Puglet. Your poor human. Mine learned her lesson a long time ago about tring to fix her own fur. Now she pays too much money for someone else to do it. But it usually looks pretty, and she hasn't lost any brows. Although ten years ago just befor her and Dad got married (I was the flower pug!) mom decided to "splurge" and get her brows waxed, whatever that means. She came home with brows, but chunks of skin were missing!!!! Took lots of makeup to fix that!Mom is exercising her thumbs as we speak, getting ready to make us 3 of 1000 in NY. Wish us luck!

Ah, your poor human must be worn out. She should take a spa day and relax. At least hair grows back! Some of the pugs here talking about thier humans and wax is scary. Who wants their hair pulled out by hot wax?? Ouch!

Puglet!!!!!!!! We just got our appointments to be 3 of 1000!!!!! I am so excited, I could explode! The only thing that could possible make me happier, would be if I knew I would get to meet you! Will you be going with your human to New York this fall?

OMG...my human is soooo excited right now. She said that she decided to sign up for the 1000 pugs shoot in Southern NJ. She says it is a very busy time at work (something about taxes and the IRS), but she told her boss she had a once in a lifetime opportunity to do something awesome so she is taking the day off to go to 1000 pugs!! She totally was thinking she was going to miss out b/c of work, but she decided to go for it!!! We are exceited because we hear there will be food involved.

oh geeze! It never ends well when you are frustrated with your hair and have no time to get it cut!!!! Our mom knows this very well! We will still love you even if you are missing half an eyebrow :)<3, Buddy and LuceyPS Lucey's leg is a little better today!

OMP! Puglet, you need to keep an eye on that human of yours. Actually keep BOTH eyes, EARS, and perhaps your TAIL on her. Maybe she can collect some of your fur sheddings and glue some in the space where her eyebrow used to be?

Puglet, we think all humans have done that at least once or twice. Our mom is more about forgetting everything that isn't on her iPhone calendar. Not as visibly dramatic as the eyebrow, once she set the house alarm and left the house. And left the door wide open. So naturally the alarm went off. The alarm called the police and everything. The neighbors still talk about it.

We got three spots in New Jersey for 1000 Pugs! We are driving all the way from southern Virginia! And we are starting the search now for a yummy treat for you and something for your mom that's better than vending machine candy.