Friday, January 22, 2010

It wasn't even funny the first time

Sometimes when I'm restless and I'm sitting next to Seth (like at church or in the car or at the movies), I remove my wedding ring and place it in Seth's hand, saying, "I have no use for this." And then I refuse to take it back.

He used to pretend to be hurt, but I've done it so many times that now he just says, "Stop it, Dani," and puts it on my lap.

Poor Seth. Dani, you baaad girl. Poor Adam (2) And right on Laurie's Adam (1). What wicked games we play. I'm glad I married a Saintly game player. Oh Seth, I don't think we disclosed this behavior in the 11-cow dowry contract, but I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations has passed. And I'm near certain the warranty has expired. Sike!

About Me

I've got a two boys, born in 2010 and 2012 (respectively). I've also got a husband. He is a "policy analyst" (interpret those quote marks as you will) and I am a "household administrator." I also do some freelance writing and editing. I'm a Mormon. I can't skate backwards. I like fiction.