Crooked Penis

PE in general helps straighten the penis out. I had an ever so slight curve to the left in my unit, PE has brought that curve from around 10 degrees to less than 5 degrees, seems pretty dam straight now.

My goal is to be the best me, mind, body and soul, PE is part of achieving the best me.

06-05-2009, 03:31 PM

MushroomHook

My penis is incredibly crooked. It regularly violates traffic rules, cheats on its taxes, and was even going to rob a bank once but I stopped it before it could. It also has/had a pretty bad left bend right at the base of the baseball shape.

Since taking PE seriously for the past 6 months (clamped bends) I’ve notice a great improvement! It’s not an arrow but it’s much more straight than before. It now combs its hair, stops at all stop signs, and may even begin attending Sunday School. PE is wonderful! :D

06-07-2009, 06:30 AM

superpump

Thanks guys

06-07-2009, 11:56 AM

gjurob

Originally Posted by MushroomHook

My penis is incredibly crooked. It regularly violates traffic rules, cheats on its taxes, and was even going to rob a bank once but I stopped it before it could. It also has/had a pretty bad left bend right at the base of the baseball shape.

Since taking PE seriously for the past 6 months (clamped bends) I’ve notice a great improvement! It’s not an arrow but it’s much more straight than before. It now combs its hair, stops at all stop signs, and may even begin attending Sunday School. PE is wonderful! :D