Comments on: Saturday morning one-linershttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/12/saturday-morning-one-liners-218/
ProFootballTalk on NBCSports.comFri, 09 Dec 2016 15:28:53 +0000hourly1http://wordpress.com/By: bornahawkerhttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/12/saturday-morning-one-liners-218/#comment-3468300
Sun, 13 Jul 2014 05:50:20 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3468300It’s about time Joe Delany is recognized by the what have you done for me lately nfl and media. Superstar human beings deserve more respect!
Go Hawks!
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Sat, 12 Jul 2014 21:28:46 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467919Colts owner Jim Irsay has donated $100,000 to a program for at-risk youth.
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Is that where he was going on the night he got arrested?
]]>By: facebook.com/joesimmonscomic AKA Slow Joe (Bucs fan)http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/12/saturday-morning-one-liners-218/#comment-3467725
Sat, 12 Jul 2014 18:45:56 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467725“Cowboys TE Jason Witten sold more merchandise last year than any other player on the team.”

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Sat, 12 Jul 2014 15:43:55 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467434Hideous story about a small child beaten to death by a reptile. When I clicked the link, the ad in the top left corner was a survey of what kind of fruit snacks I might purchase soon.
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Sat, 12 Jul 2014 15:29:57 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467418Huh. Who knew choking on a fruit snack could result in multiple broken bones – including a skull fracture. . .
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Sat, 12 Jul 2014 14:09:33 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467310Andy’s pop-a-shot? Looks just like his DEEP ball…
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Sat, 12 Jul 2014 13:10:03 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467250I feel bad for texans fans. I don’t even know how they watch that crap.
]]>By: kamthechancellorhttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/12/saturday-morning-one-liners-218/#comment-3467245
Sat, 12 Jul 2014 12:56:10 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467245Seahawks CB Richard Sherman claims he’s “done talking” about San Francisco WR Michael Crabtree. (Many would prefer that Sherman generally be “done talking.”)
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(And many people would prefer you “quit writing.”)
]]>By: goraidersgospurshttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/12/saturday-morning-one-liners-218/#comment-3467211
Sat, 12 Jul 2014 12:01:03 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467211The man accused of killing the 2-year-old son of Vikings RB Adrian Petersonclaims the boy choked on fruit snacks.

For the next 25-life he going to be wishing it was (Fruit Snacks) he will be choking on ….rot in hell man!!!

]]>By: tennesseeoilershttp://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/12/saturday-morning-one-liners-218/#comment-3467201
Sat, 12 Jul 2014 11:36:07 +0000http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/?p=2268264#comment-3467201Kenny Britt a star? Hmmm … While I’ll have to see it to believe it, it’s certainly telling that Jeff Fisher wanted to be reunited with Britt but not Chris Johnson. (Meanwhile, the Jets have publicly demoted Johnson’s role with the team.)
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