"Dear Mr Yushenko, can we please entomb the entire lot of our useless bucnch of complete and utter incompetent Labour fuckwits that somehow pass as a government into the the reactor at Chernobyl. We know it's a gigantic favour to ask, but the people of Great Britain would be eternally greatful to the Government of Ukraine.Please understand, we are just so desperate to be rid of Mr Brown and all his Cronies. Thank you so much"