Justin Bieber  what a mug (shot)!

'Don't matter how much money you got. There are two kinds of people; there's saved people and there's lost people."

So said Bob Dylan.

Now that teen idol, troublemaker deluxe, Justin Bieber has finally been arrested — speeding in a car while under the influence — we shall see which side of Dylan's homily Justin falls to.

Will this arrest wake Bieber up enough for him to allow his parents — or somebody close to him — to rid his life of users and enablers, perhaps put him in rehab and sort out the closer-than-ever end of his teen-dream days? Or will he be a Lindsay Lohan casualty of too much, too soon — a slow-motion wreck we are embarrassed to witness?

I'm hoping for the former, rather than the latter. We'll see. (Justin looks vastly amused in his first mug shot.) Young people do have to sow a few wild oats. Unfortunately, one of Justin's partners in sowing, allegedly, has been his own dad. So I guess we can scratch parental influence helping him.

Oh, speaking of Lindsay, she appeared in Sundance recently, with all the crew from her Oprah-financed reality show, to announce her new movie, something called "Inconceivable." With her hair a flattering russet, she looked good, much like the Lindsay of "Mean Girls." But the actress was rather inarticulate about the movie itself. Veteran Sundance-ers were not amused. Much was made of the title of her planned film.

At only 27, it is not inconceivable that Lohan can return to some of her youthful glory. But barging into Sundance was maybe not a great first step. Still, she and Oprah needed another episode for the show, so why not trek up to the land of serious filmmakers and dash around in the wintry wonderland?

Odds and Ends: The now-extinct passenger pigeon once crowded the skies by the millions. But man marched on, killing the species, often transforming them into pigeon pie. The last of these birds was named Martha, who lived out her life alone, although big bucks offers went out to find her a mate. Martha died a maiden in 1914, was then packed in ice and transported to the National Museum of Natural History, where she spends eternity, alone and very frustrated!