Santas Little Helper

Dear Santa,
Christmas Eve hasn't fogged all too much for over a decade now. What I am proposing is to give Rudolph a resignation rest this season in otherwords permanently replace him with FPF. I will serve you well and assure you I will swiften your benevolent journey. All I ask in turn for my deed is a holiday wreath for my borrow and a warm Jug of mulled mead.