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falsifying a FBI agent is illegal and will get you arrested, we know where you are and will be coming for you if you do not submut to our requests--- Mr Kis (the FBI agent)
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SlapHappyBaiting Guru

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Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.

Posted:
Fri May 07, 2010 5:57 pm

Sleepless and my love lad (we have been baiting him as sisters for over a year and a half), Don, has a self proclaimed title. He calls himself General Don Steady, Future President of the United State Of Africa.

I got a "Reverend Engineer" recently... Maybe he goes around repairing churches...

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Maybe you should pull a Catch-22 and start calling yourself Major Major.

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wowwowElite Baiter

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Posted:
Sat May 08, 2010 6:09 am

Ahhh perfect, just what I needed to start the weekends baiting
New Scammer Genus:
The Titled (Majoria tohellicum): Self important moron who gives their character over inflated titles, often completely messing them up.

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HuntingtonMaster of Master Baiters

Joined: 23 Dec 2009
Posts: 500
Location: Australia

Posted:
Sat May 08, 2010 3:02 pm

^^^ you could write a book detailing all these strange new species you have discovered.

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EsqPoster Boi

Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia

Posted:
Sat May 08, 2010 4:10 pm

A fair while back I had an 'Executive Professor' email me

_________________=Mr Thomas (MHC6 Lagos) Lagos - Contonou
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I WAS AT THE NOVOTEL ORISHA HOTEL TILL 11 PM THAT DAY AND I WAS TOLD BY THE HOTEL STAFFS THAT I CAN NOT SPEND A NIGHT THERE AND I HAVE TO LEAVE AND WHENT TO THE NIGERIA EMBASSY THERE IN COTONOU TO STAY TILL THE FOLLOWING DAY AND I CALLED YOU THE FOLLOWING DAY AND YOU ASKED ME TO RETURN BACK TO NIGERIA WHICH I DID AND THAT HAS BEING MY WOST DAYS IN LIFE AS WAS EXPOSED TO A FULL TIME DIFFICITIES. - Augus5tine J4m35

fooElite Baiter

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Posted:
Sat May 08, 2010 5:06 pm

I've only had mildly amusing ones, including one who thinks "mrs." is an infix title as in "firstname mrs. lastname". You guys get all the fun.

I'm still waiting for that one lad to send out my Supreme Cretinous Barrister script too.

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FirbuzMaster Baiter

Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 187

Posted:
Sun May 09, 2010 1:41 pm

All together now: “I am the very model of a Reverend Major Barrister…”

_________________“if you can not send the fee direct better stop this transaction. so that i can have peace.” … “No need i fill any form is stressful i will not do that!!!” —Barr. Donlad Williams

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wowwowElite Baiter

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Posted:
Sun May 09, 2010 8:13 pm

This is a real one it's even worse.

Quote:

His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal, Al Hajji, Dr. Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in general and Uganda in particular, and Commander- in- Chief of the Uganda armed forces

Yep it's seems the British started it
(I am a Brit BTW before I get flamed )

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fooElite Baiter

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Posted:
Sun May 09, 2010 9:41 pm

Firbuz wrote:

All together now: “I am the very model of a Reverend Major Barrister…”

This is completely worthy of breaking out a rhyming dictionary.

I am the very model of a Reverend Major Barrister
I've scammed some magas but I have no words that rhyme with barrister.
I have some fake IDs that I was given by a mugu
But then a baiter laughed at me and I moved to Enugu.

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fooElite Baiter

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Posted:
Mon May 10, 2010 6:18 am

^^ Those don't qualify as rhymes to me.

I never got that payment that was sent through MTCNTool
But I'll just keep on trying, because I am the world's biggest fool...

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"i want to scam you ! please understand . i am scamer !" --a scamer
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KokomeisterBaiting Guru

Joined: 10 Sep 2008
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Posted:
Mon May 10, 2010 6:40 am

My first lad was called Princess King Dioka. Is she a princess? Or is he a king?

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Posted:
Mon May 10, 2010 2:25 pm

^^
I think I saw him/her in Amsterdam

Boobs were nice but the other thing was rather large so I ran away

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YastrebDemented Opportunist

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Posted:
Mon May 10, 2010 9:00 pm

Maybe it requires a different approach...

I am the very model of a Reverend Major Barrister
I even came out clean when a client said I'd harrassed her
But I admit I met my match in a worshipper of Odin
Eleven months of wrangling and not a kobo flowed in.

_________________I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

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Posted:
Wed May 12, 2010 6:29 am

I am the very model of a Reverend Major-General
I've information on some loot I gleaned from a caught criminal
I can bring the cash to England, I swear my cut is minimal
From Cameroon to Waterloo, if you can act responsible

I am not acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
My English strange and pidgin, is simple and quite comical
I lack in common sense as well, so you might find hilarity
By sending me to far flung reaches so I loose my sanity

By sending him to far flung reaches so to loose his sanity
By sending him to far flung reaches so to loose his sanity
By sending him to far flung reaches so to loose his sanity

I'm telling you that trust must be for this to work for both of us
Forty for you, sixty for me, our wealth will be miraculous
Then I'll come to stay with you and be your lifelong pal
I am the very model of a Reverend Major-General

In short, he will come to stay with you and be your lifelong pal
He is the very model of a Reverend Major-General

I keep repeating sentences, the loot is in a largish crate
It's full of gold, cash marked with ink, I've got to buy some Acitate
I quote the Bible all the time, I'm Christian you might want to find
To charity I'll give the lot, you must know I'm very kind

I will tell undoubted lies to you and lest you say profanities
I know the Bible back to front and swearing is a sin you see
Now I quote where God has said that trust in me will bring you more
If I scam some cash from you, I'll probably spend it on a whore

If he scams some cash from you, he'll probably spend it on a whore
If he scams some cash from you, he'll probably spend it on a whore
If he scams some cash from you, he'll probably spend it on a whore

Print your name and bank account, clearly, on this faked up form
I swear to you this deal is done if you can send it like a storm
You must pay the fee to me in time I think is minimal
I am the very model of a Reverend Major-General

You must pay the fee to him in time he thinks is minimal
He is very model of a Reverend Major-General

Now you've sent the form to me it's time to meet the Barrister
His titles many, count them please, you cannot fault his character
All his papers bear a mark, please regard the seal of truth
With the red star upon these bills how dare you question all this proof

When I have learnt what progress has been made in 'these modality'
I tried to get the money from W.U, and they just fucking laughed at me (wuh yew)
Here is me straddling my best goat and placing bread upon my head
You'll say a better Major-General had never broke an egg

You'll say a better Major-General had never broke an egg
You'll say a better Major-General had never broke an egg
You'll say a better Major-General had never broke an egg

I've travelled far from home and sick of this adventury
The naked pictures I sent you show that my wang is legendry
But my brain can't take the strain and know that I have hit the wall
I am the very model of a Reverend Major-General

But his brain can't take the strain and knows that he has hit the wall
He is the very model of a Reverend Major-General

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wowwowElite Baiter

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Posted:
Wed May 12, 2010 8:36 am

thomas-the-tank wrote:

^^^

Cute...

You like .. I've added more

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