CDC: Do You Have a Zombie Apocalypse Contingency Plan?

In a bit of tongue-in-check from the CDC, a statement was posted on their blog connecting the all-important zombie apocalypse contingency plan with actual, more plausible emergency precautions that people should have for things like a hurricane, flood, or non-zombie-related pandemic.

You know preparedness for any contingency is very important — even a zombie apocalypse. Complacency kills, my friends. They say that there are two types of people in this world: those who have a zombie apocalypse plan, and those who don’t.

They are absolutely correct.

Back on Earth, however, I wonder: is this quirky messaging a waste of taxpayer’s time and money?

Yes. If you don’t have some kind of plan for a major emergency in post-9/11 America, trying to make preparedness relevant by having a government agency invoke the zombie apocalypse isn’t going to change that. Ask the people who live near the Mississippi River if they have a “zombie apocalypse plan” then be ready to quickly dodge their right fist.

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