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I got three dates for Andrew pretending to be him on the internet and wrote a 5 part story about it here. He went on the dates and wrote about what happened … and what didn’t. Here is the intro: “I failed to get any dates through the internet, but Cecile’s hard work got me three. I dutifully turned … Continue reading →

Losing Patience Andrew’s first date with Rainy, the blonde woman, was all set up to happen on a Tuesday afternoon. The day before, I met Andrew to talk about the date. I started getting annoyed at his complete lack of enthusiasm for the date and the whole online dating project. He clearly didn’t believe in finding … Continue reading →

Finding Andrew’s perfect potential girlfriend The third day, another message was waiting in the Swissfriend’s mailbox. A girl had seen Andrew’s profile, liked it and decided to send him a message first! Statistically, women sending a message first doesn’t happen much. Her message was great; I instantly fell in love with her. She wrote: . I LOVE … Continue reading →

First Messages- First Success! Unfortunately, I couldn’t spend too much time mocking women’s profiles. I only had 5 days to find at least one date for Andrew. I had to start sending messages! My first target was the pretty 30 year old who liked chocolate. Her profile didn’t say much but on the leisure section, … Continue reading →

Fishing for chicks After setting up an attractive profile for Andrew, the next step was to fish for hot chicks. But first, I wanted to have some fun. When I read Andrew’s posts about online dating, I was disappointed he only mocked the guys’ profiles, not the girls’. So my first impulse while exploring Swissfriends was to … Continue reading →

My friend Andrew tried online dating and failed miserably. In 6 weeks, he got a total of ZERO dates. I think he failed because his main goal wasn’t to meet girls but to appear smart/funny. He wrote weird long messages to women and resorted to cold reading and manipulative techniques to get their attention. With no … Continue reading →