Donald Trump promised an earth shattering Presidential revelation this afternoon and Twitter is abuzz with the most wildly ridiculous rampant speculation we've seen in awhile!

We aren't sure why the world takes the real estate mogul's biased belittling of Barack Obama with more than a grain of salt, though we suppose The Apprentice creator's flair for the dramatic is occasionally intriguing!

So what dirt does the captain of the combover purportedly have on the Perezident, anyway?