“You tell ‘im, Harry,” said another. “We didn’t win dubya-dubya-two just to be talked down to by some Jap-loving tub of lard! Shove off, bozo!”

“Jesus,” I muttered, then turned to the Japanese. “Listen Miyagis, you guys know kung fu, right? Why don’t you bust it out and chase these old bastards out of here? I’m tired of waiting.”

Well, for reasons I don’t understand the Japanese guys took real offense to that, and were on a plane back to Tokyo within an hour. Which further meant I lost a lucrative contract. All ’cause those bluehairs wouldn’t let us play through. Christ, I hate old people.

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Most persons and all events depicted on this blog are fictitious and none of it should be taken seriously. The views and opinions expressed by Oswald J. Carver III are not shared by the author, save for those regarding the attractiveness of big butts on women and general awesomeness of '70s rock music.