Am I supposed to be looking at what I’m looking at? The video for Selena Gomez’s Good For You has been released online. The song is basically a four minute moan and tease. She’s telling her lover that no one else can f-ck him like she f-cks him. She can do soft. She can do hard. And he will finish. Full Story

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez went out for lunch yesterday. And there were a lot of paps around to document the event. Conveniently this happened just after Madonna released the poster for her new video – which has finally dropped on Tidal (so, naturally, I’m waiting for it to be made available on YouTube and besides, I heard the last 30 seconds of it is f-cked up…so this doesn’t look great on Jay Z either) – featuring Beyonce, Katy Perry, Minaj, Miley, and others… kinda like Bad Blood. Full Story

This is happening again…
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez. Right now, it’s blowing up on Twitter. Because last night they showed up together on Snapchat with some friends and Rich Wilkerson Jr, the pastor. And you know how this sh-t works. If they didn’t want you to know they were hanging out and coming to these conclusions, they wouldn’t have allowed themselves to be posted so that you would see them hanging out and come to these conclusions. Full Story

As if Kendrick Lamar not only appeared in the Bad Blood video but also rhymed on the song too. This is the triumph that opened the Billboard Music Awards. And that was pretty much the night: a coronation of Taylor Swift. Because you can pretty much coast on Kendrick the rest of the year. But no, she had to show up, win almost every category, and go front row public with her boyfriend, Calvin Harris, surrounded by several of her friends. Full Story

Selena Gomez posted a video to Instagram last night. She’s in bed. She’s beautifully lit. Like so well lit that it looks like she’s still wearing eyeshadow…which might actually be the case. Her skin is glowing, healthy. Her lips are full, glossy, perfect. Her shoulder is bare, soft. Full Story

We can fight about everything else. But we can’t fight about this. There’s no debate. Even though it’s Justin Bieber…
What he’s wearing here, custom Balmain by Olivier Rousteing is everything that the MET Gala was supposed to be last night.
Double dragons up the sleeves?
The double-breasted shirt?!?!
The DOUBLE-BREASTED SHIRT!!!
THE DOUBLE BREASTED-SHIRT!!!
The fit of the pants?
There is no Chinese person on this planet who isn’t down with this. Full Story

Selena Gomez was in Paris today for the Louis Vuitton presentation. Last night the new video for her song with Zedd, I Want You To Know, was released online. She’s dancing. She’s sweating. She changes multiple times.
To me it looks like an advertisement for GUESS by Marciano. These are the cheesiest clothes. Full Story

Selena Gomez is dating DJ Zedd. Or at least that’s what she wants us (and Justin Bieber) to think. Nothing’s been confirmed but they’re all over each other’s social media and he tweeted this photo the other day of her in studio with him so for all intents and gossip purposes, it’s on. Full Story

I do wonder what Selena Gomez thinks when she’s watching shows like Saturday Night Live and they’re mocking her boyfriend/ex-boyfriend about being a child. That can’t be a turn-on. But who am I to talk? I’ve slept with a lot of hideous people. In fact, most of the people I’ve slept with are vile. Full Story

Lorde was a nominee. Taylor Swift wasn’t invited (officially), but there’s always the after-party. And you know Taylor will always want to be part of the action. So the two of them, it looks like they hit up as many parties as they had time for: Warner Bros/InStyle, HBO, and the Weinstein-Netflix event. Full Story

I have a friend, H, and she has an expression. It’s the best. She dropped it on me once when we were at a work meeting years ago, before I started blogging full-time. One of our colleagues, P, was upset about some negative feedback. She sulked for the rest of the session, then at the very end, when everyone was getting up to leave, she let the tears fall down her face and ran to the bathroom. Full Story