Yo mama so tactical, she don't cut the cheese...she slices the pie.
Yo mama so tactical, when someone says 'hoedown' she be gettin' behind solid cover.
Yo mama so tactical, when she flashes...she dashes.
Yo mama so tactical, she be wearing drop-leg nylons...holsters that is.
Yo mama so tactical, when she passes gas, she passes flashbangs.
Ok. I need to go to sleep.

Yo mamma so tactical she gots kevlar granny pannies.
Yo mamma so tactical she IS solid cover.
Yo mamma so tactical she has hogues on her spatula.
Yo mamma so tactical she takes an ALICE pack to her bridge club.
Yo mamma so tactical she's got an accessory rail on her iron.

Yo mama so tactical, she got mildot grannie glasses
Yo mama so tactical, she keep her mixer "cocked and locked"
Yo mama so tactical, she keep her broom "low ready"
Yo mama so tactical, she got a load bearing apron
Yo mama so tactical, she got a one-handed folding spatula with a point down pocket clip.
Yo mama so tactical, she got a tac vest mounted vacuum cleaner

yo mama so tactical, she throw flashbangs to wake you up for school
in the morning.
yo mama so tactical, she breached your bedroom door and caught you
with your nudie magazines.
yo mama so tactical, she makes GSG9 take off their Adidas when they
come to visit.
yo mama so tactical, the NightStalkers pick up and drop off her
groceries.
yo mama so tactical, she gots NVG for the eyes in the back of her
head.

Yo mama so tactical, her "green" birth control pills are actually cyanide
Yo mama so tactical, she carries her vibrator in a crossdraw holster
Yo mama so tactical, her vibrator is tripod mounted
Yo mama so tactical, her hair spray has a designated field of fire
Yo mama so tactical, she wears IR colored lipstick
Yo mama so tactical, she has orgasms in single AND three round burts
Yo mama so tactical, yo poppa got to use M9 (can't remember designation) chemical detector tape to check and see if its safe to have sex with her

Yo mama so tactical, she use a hot barrel for a curling iron.
Yo mama so tactical, she gots magpuls on her tampons.
Yo mama so tactical, she think "Yo mama wear Army boots" is a compliment.
Yo mama so tactical, she bought a subscription to "High Capacity" magazine.
and last but not least...
Yo mama so tactical, she gots a picture of the mall ninja on her nightstand.

Our people look for a cause to believe in. Is it a third party we need, or is it a new and revitalized second party, raising a banner of no pale pastels, but bold colors which make it unmistakably clear where we stand...? ~ Ronald Reagan

Yo mama so tactical, yo daddy has an insertion TEAM;
Yo mama so tactical, she sweats nitro-gylcerine;
Yo mama so tactical, her boobs have a Central Tata Inflation System;
Yo mama so tactical, she told you baby's are deployed from the back of a C130 Hercules, not the stork;
Yo mama so tactical, she keeps her tampons in a Beta C Mag.
Edited to add: Yo mama so tactical, she don't douche, she just uses a bore cleaner...yuck!

Yo momma so tactical, she carry a dustbuster Condition 1.
Yo momma so tactical, she wears dog-tags like jewelry.
Yo momma so tactical, she re-zeros her sewing machine.
Yo momma so tactical, she can field stip a hoover in 30 sec. flat.
Yo momma so tactical, her shopping list reads "bread, .223, .308, eggs, 9mm....."
Yo momma so tactical, she spanks you with an Asp. [spank]
Yo momma so tactical, she post on AR15.com!

Yo mama so tactical, her lipstick shades are loam and OD green!
Yo mama so tactical, she picks you and your brothers and sisters up from school with a UH-1N and a SPIE rig.
Yo mama so tactical, she says the Rifleman's Creed for grace!
Yo mama so tactical, Secretary Rumsfeld calls her for advice, and he takes it!
Yo mama so tactical, she surrounds her garden with concertina and razor wire.
Yo mama so tactical, she hits the button on the remote 3 times to ensure it functions.
Yo mama so tactical, she uses OC instead of Binaca.
Yo mama so tactical, she goes "commando."
Yo mama so tactical, she uses detcord to cut firewood!