Its pilot season people! I, Baron Vaughn, actor, have been going out for a lot of audition as of late. With that comes reading a lot of scripts. Since I’ve started to write more and more of my own stuff the structure and tricks of a script are more apparent to me then they’ve ever been. Especially if I keep seeing the same thing used in the same way.

Me:in every sciprt EVERthere’s someone that’s a high powered somethingwhether its a man or woman and they’re trying to be a good parentand they ALWAYS promise their son/daughteri’ll MAKE it to your recitalkid goes “you sure mom/dad?”yes, yes i am.why do all these kids base so much of how they love their parent on coming to recitals? don’t they watch movies in movies? it never works out.you fucking can’t play the violin

why is it important to you for rich dad to see you suck

Josh:hahaha

Me:i’d be like please DON’T comei don’t know how to tune this thinggo make moneyand buy me something so i’ll feel better about how much i suck

Josh:haha

Me:Ice cream and a car can take away the pain of playing the theme to Jurassic Park off key

Posted by Baron Vaughn on Mar 1st, 2007 and is filed under Uncategorized.