A creature which has feathers for fingers and feeds off of laughter. It started as a joke on the facebook application "post secrets." Ticklepires bleed stocks and feathers, and anyone who injures one is tickled without relent. It is believed that the spanish tried to harness the power of the ticklepires during the spanish inquisition, but their people were sent back to them in coffins, having died of laughter. Everyone in hell, including satan, is in a perpetual state of tickle torture, because satan tried to make a deal with the ticklepires, but they turned on him. Ticklepires have the power to make unticklish people ticklish, and to make ticklish people even more ticklish. An average tickle-feeding session for a ticklepire lasts 3-5 hours

A ticklepire stole my girlfriend, and when I got her back, she had peed her pants.