A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen
in love and that he is going to get married. He says, Just for fun, 'Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and
you try and guess which one I'm going to marry.' The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the
house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for
a while.
He then says:
' Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry.'
She immediately replies:
' The one on the right.'

Toni grew up in Beirut, then moved away to attend college and law in
Oxford University. He decided to come back to Beirut, because he could
not be a big man in Oxford. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he
returned and opened his new law office!
The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a
big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to
the door Mr. Toni picked up the phone! He motioned the man in, all while
talking

"No! Absolutely no? You tell those clowns in New York that I won't
settle this case for less than one million! Yes? The Appeals Court has
agreed to hear that case next week! I'll be handling the primary
argument and the other members of my team will provide support Okay?
Tell the State Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss
The details."

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes All the while the
man sat patiently as Toni rattled instructions. Finally, Toni put down
the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you
can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied,

A man and a woman went into divorce, but they still got ht porblem of whom is gonna take the child...they went to court to decide, the woman started talking that she should have the kid, and that she could provide him love and passion...then the man stood up and told the judge:" if you're buying a pepsi can from a pepsi machine, you insert a 1000L.L. bill into the machine, then it gives one pepsi can, who takes that can, you or the machine??"