You know, when my parents used to tell me that doctors had their heads so far up their ass, I didn’t realize they meant the patient’s asses. Now I know that proctologists aren’t the only doctors to avoid.

I agree with Troy F., they should both be suing this hospital. How do you screw that up? Couldn’t they tell there was nothing wrong after they started the operation? Didn’t bother anyone when they saw on the chart that the patient was a male and the person on the table was a female?

Also, how does she not need to get surgery to undo what they did to her? How does she go to the bathroom? Wouldn’t whatever they’d do to fix incontinence make it difficult for someone without that problem to go?

They do write themselves… Anyway, this just leaves way too many unanswered questions…

Is it some kind of transplant? Did she just skip some kind of waiting-for-an-anus-donor queue? Is it a guy’s hairy one? I’m an organ donor – does that mean there’s a chance that someday mine might make somebody ‘hole again?!?

Will she show up in court with a custom tee that says, “My Leg Went to Hochfranken Clinic and All I Got Was This Lousy Anus?”

(BTW, the people who keep saying “him” – they did confuse two women according to TFA.)