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If you’re currently suffering through a painful hangover, filled with shame over what you did or didn’t do to a colleague or two, let us put your mind at ease by saying that anything you did will never be as sordid as what goes on at Le Boudoir.

The members’ only sex club, which can be found in a secret location in east London, hosts several Christmas parties every year that will put your interoffice shenanigans to shame.

Instead of an innocent kiss under the mistletoe with Gavin*, the cute guy you’ve been eyeing up in the tech department, imagine being tied up in a dungeon as he spanks you with a paddle.

Meanwhile, Janine* and Ben* from HR are getting freaky with a vibrator in front of your boss, and Ellis* from the post room has stuck his penis inside a glory hole, waiting for a willing colleague to sneak by.

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These are all possibilities at Le Boudoir, which will open its doors for the season’s first festive party tonight – ‘Synful Christmas’ – followed by two more Saturdays of seasonal sinfulness, on 15 and 22 December.

There’s no bar – it’s BYOB, so bring a bottle of your tipple of choice with you.

It’s couples and single ladies only on Saturdays (sorry, gents) and tickets cost £20.00 for ladies, £70.00 for couples. You’ll need to register on the website, with a nice photo and get approved before you get your ticket.

Also, if you’re lacking for New Year’s Eve plans or want to do something a little different this year, Le Boudoir is hosting a big party then, too, and according to manager David, it’s ‘wall to wall sex after Big Ben tolls’.

But tickets are almost sold out – with a description like that, we’re not surprised – so if you want to welcome the new year with a bang, you better get in there quick (pun intended).