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Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

HEY GUYS, IT'S BILLY MAYS HERE WITH UNDERAGE GIRLS. ARE YOU TIRED OF SECOND HAND VAGINA AND LOOSE PUSSY? THEN F*CKING GET SOME OF THIS UNDERAGE GIRLS. THIS JAILBAIT'S BIRTH CANAL IS SO TIGHT IT CAN TURN A FIVE POUND BAG OF SPUDS INTO MASHED POTATO'S. THIS SH*T IS SO FRESH THAT NOT EVEN F*CKING A LOAF OF BREAD FEELS THIS GOOD. THESE GIRLS ARE SO FLAT THAT THEIR F*CKING NIPPLES LOOK LIKE SOMEONE DREW THEM UP ON CRAYONS. THEY'RE NIPPLERS ARE AS F*CKING HARD AS MIGHTY PUTTY! F*CK!

I really liked this at first. But I want it to f*cking die now. It is always in the f*cking top viewed. I mean come on, did some dumbf*ck link this to a myspace teenage girl or something? I mean honestly.

I thought this was a 3. After WORLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I knew I was wrong. But come on man you can't laugh in a dramatic reading, regardless of how pathetic and idiotic the material is. Either way 5 I suppose.

i liked the chuckling...it adds character to it. It makes it seems more mockingly -like...kinda like guys who would be walking down the hallway and find a note like this on the ground, and they read it and laugh together in perfect harmony

It was a nice attempt, although rather than it being dramatic the voice was much more monotone. That and the laughter hurt it as a whole. I may have been worth rehersing it a few more times before recording so you could plan raises and dips in tone as well as get used to the text so you're not amused by it as well. Other than that, good effort!

Well I know I'd have done 9000 times better reading that, but wow was that ever retarded. Where do these people learn to type? wel ino i do lot btr readin dat wow waz dis shi tretartet were do des ppl lrn 2 tip

Well, you didn't put in NEDM, a 3500Hz square wave, music, Also C*cks, 9000, you chuckled throughout and this is not your first YTMND apparently. Good "first" attempt, but keep it real with the first attempts bro. Also, welcome to YTMND. Now duck

I'd rather date a spider or rat! Bi you piece of sh*t! (I'm a Dragon in Chinese Zodiac, I wonder if she will date me, I eat spider and rats. I wonder if she is a "Bi-sexual piece of sh*t" :) lol'd 5'd win

Usually, I *love* these kinds of ytmnds. I can't 5-star it though. Things to check for in the future: Always pronounce the words exactly as they are spelled; never enunciate abbreviations; pay strict attention to punctuation. You have a great voice! Keep trying ^^

i f*cken hate these comments. They are for youtube only. When someone makes a comment on a users profile, they say "WTG! Your videos rock! Keep up the good work! Love you! Don't listen to the haters they are just jealous! Keep it up im subscribing just leaving a comment for ya!"

your heart is in the right place on this one- but it's still poorly done. you miss a few words, and the chuckling sucks. i like the idea of reading poor grammar literally and dramatically, but you need to do better than this. moreover, this isn't a letter that was sent to you. the humor of this letter is readily available on another site. the dramatic reading does bring something extra to the table, but it needs to be better done than this in order for it to be really worthwhile.

you need more practice at your dramatic readings. the end sentences were great, especially worldddd and pleassse!!!! but you laughed too much. also screwed some of it up. but i admire anyone who puts their voice up in a ytmnd. and despite laughing you seem to be having fun. i am so torn. here is a 4 for you.

wait .. i should have said "even though you were" instead of "despite". thats what i meant. and also as far as practicing your dramatic reading .. i meant more dramatic reading. make it sound more epic and incredible, like youre reading dialogue from some shakespearean drama. i used to want to try a dramatic reading but im what you call a woman and my she-voice would kill most if not all of the humor. :(