Is The Bachelor on Tonight? March 3, 2014

Ay ay ay, Juan Pablo Galavis! Tonight is “Women Tell All” on ABC, and we’re really hoping that it’s the most dramatic one ever. How could it not be, after a season of girls telling Juan Pabs they “wish he would die” so they could go home (Victoria Lima), leaving on their own (Sharleen Joynt and Andi Dorfman), and otherwise calling him out for sucking on Twitter on the regular (too many to list).

Seventeen girls signed up to revisit their ex-novio under Chris Harrison’s watchful, but tender, supervision. We already know that Sharleen, Andi, and the newly engagedRenee Oteri will take the hot seat to talk to Chris about their scorned lover. But when Juan Pablo arrives on stage, whose name will he John Travolta as he tries (or, as is more likely, doesn’t bother) to defend his actions?