Lady GaGa diagnosed with brain cancer

LOS ANGELES– It is our sad duty to report American pop idol Lady Gaga has been diagnosed with brain cancer.

A Saturday announcement confirmed physicians discovered what has been called an “inoperable” malignant tumor in the brain of Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, perhaps known better as Lady Gaga, after the singer complained of feeling more run down and fatigued than usual.

Lady Gaga is being treated at the Cedars-Sinai medical institution. She thanked her fans for their support in this difficult time, encouraging everyone to “stay strong,” reassuring the public she “will persevere.”

Germanotta’s agent requested media and fans to contact Lady Gaga, as usual, care of her record labels, Def Jam Records, and Interscope.

Lady Gaga stopped using cell phones two years ago because of paranoia that they might cause brain cancer. Saturday’s news indicates she may not have stopped soon enough.

There has been no word yet as to whether the Born This Way Ball Tour (on The Road To Love) will continue as scheduled.

I just saw this on the news. I don’t know what to do… I’m so sad
I love JB but I wish it had been him cuz he’s younger so he prolly would get a brain trasplant but lady gaga is so old she wont and she’ll die :((((((((((((((

Gaga, i know you don’t know me. but feel better soon. You have impacted my life so much, by telling me not to pick up my telephone, and teaching me how to ride dick. I love you Gaga. Please feel better<3

fuck google what a rretat narack67, who the fuck pays attention to the background music LOL WTF !!! really? thats fucked !!! what﻿ LOL the fuck is wrong with narack67 who posted his late period pms comment 1 month ago LOL WTF !!!

this is so fake.
first of all, she HAS used a cell phone – she uses it for tweeting and pictures, and of course to keep in touch.
second, she’s not signed to def jam records. they dropped her before she was ever well known.
thirdly, it’s april 1st. get real guys.

Screw all of you who say things like “good” or “so happy” about this just because you don’t like her music doesnt mean it isnt a life. How would you feel if it was your one of your favorite artist. Gaga is an inspiration and has allowed so many people to be who they are without fear. Godspeed gaga and best wishes!

Obviously SOME people can’t read …. Born This Way Ball Tour (on The Road To Love) so please, do us all a favour and wind your necks in? And who to say she hasn’t got cancer? You won’t know until it’s been publicly spread. So please do respect her, and by saying ‘Thank God she has cancer’ etc, you are still wasting your time posting it here. Congrats.

Ok, people all this shit is bugging me. Its not a joke get that in your head. We have to stay strong and not joke about this. I love your Lady GAGA. and I will stand beside you. I promise that if you died i’ll cry :(

Hello, I’m the author of this piece. I would like to clear something up. I understand that because the article was written March 31, there may be some inclination to believe this is my idea of a sick April Fool’s joke. Unfortunately, that is not the case.

With respect to my audience, the family’s wishes, and simple matters of journalistic integrity, that is all I am able to say on the matter.

Frank Mason died in January. “Frank Mason” also posted this article yesterday. Anyone know how it’s possible for a dead man to post an article online? ‘Cause, I sure as hell don’t. This has to be fake. & The person who posted this is playing a sick joke and needs to find a new hobby.

“published March 31″ but take into account TIME ZONES. Also, Def Jam Records dropped her in 2008, everyone knows that. This is a disgusting joke. And saying she has tried confusing get fans or whatever, that would be on her Twitter. It’s not. Speaking of Twitter, half her tweets are from her blackberry. A CELL PHONE. Have some integrity.

“anon v” ur an absolute sick indevidual, wishing someone dies of cancer!! Just because someone u dont like has an obsession with them!! Heres an idea how about or someone you love, a family member maybe, get cancer and have a long horrible painful death from it!!!!

alright everyone deserves a chance to live and for u to say that is really slack and u should be so ashamed of urslef Karma will come back to get u! u may not like her but it doesnt mean u should wish for her to die

if this is a joke its not a funny 1. all of lady gaga fans would take this seriously because gaga might be the only thing they truly love and if something happen to her everyone 1 who ever loved her would just crash into sadness for a long time!!! SO IF THIS IS A JOKE ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!

I am a 71 year old man. I think you are rife with creativity, you bring joy to your little monsters, and you are a pure delight. You are more natural and authentic that way too many people, are not.

I see the preciousness that is in your heart. I love what you are and what you do. You are so very unique that no one will ever replace you.

I am struggling to find more words that will pay you back at least a little for all you bring to this world. We need a nation that is filled with people like you. Then we would entertain the world until they find peace within. Stay healthy, alive, and precious. If I had a grand daughter like you I would have endless joy anytime I got to see you. I hope you are able to read this and that it makes you stir inside with happiness because you know how you have affected this man.

You are the best person in my life that I ever met!
You made me who I am, teached not to afraid of yourself if you are different! Now I know that express myself and feel happy! And for all that I have to thank you. You are like an angel coming in my dreams and telling me what to do, like my twin sister, that thinks like me and make my dreams come true!
I know that the World we are living in is such a fu**ing hole, and allways want to take away the best of it! But I BELIEVE, THAT THIS TIME, YOU WILL BREAK THIS RULES! BECAUSE YOU ARE A SHINING STAR, BURNING SO BRIGHT, AND MAY BE FALLING… BUT NOT THIS TIME!
THE STARS LIKE YOU MAY BURN, BUT NEVER FALL AWAY…