Lynnzoi

wish there was somethin I could do to rectify that ....wave my magic wand, say an incantation, fall on my ass on the ice...oh wait, I did that already...well, guess ya hafta see it to be able to laugh at it

AZGman

pooflady wrote:Celery's not necessary. In fact, celery's kind of superfluous in a bloody mary. You have to take it out every time you want a drink, otherwise you have celery leaves in your ear or up your nose.

AZGman

wish there was somethin I could do to rectify that ....wave my magic wand, say an incantation, fall on my ass on the ice...oh wait, I did that already...well, guess ya hafta see it to be able to laugh at it

Well, I guess your ass is a part of your back . . . at least part of the back of your front . . .

Lynnzoi

AZGman wrote:Well, I guess your ass is a part of your back . . . at least part of the back of your front . . .

well, it really was on my back - you know the ol both feet out, cartoon-style laid out flat on the back fall.....can feel the after-effects in my upper back and shoulders...and left side of my neck. Still very happy that I didn't let go of either dog when it happened cuz they would have surely taken themselves for a run.

AZGman

Lynnzoi wrote:well, it really was on my back - you know the ol both feet out, cartoon-style laid out flat on the back fall.....can feel the after-effects in my upper back and shoulders...and left side of my neck. Still very happy that I didn't let go of either dog when it happened cuz they would have surely taken themselves for a run.

Lynnzoi

well, Tanners woulda headed east down the middle of the road...gone into the housing development and prob jumped in the jeep when I caught up with him. Mo, well, all depends...may have run with Tanner but would not have just jumped into the jeep...or he may have gone the other direction and into the hayfield....all I know is that it woulda been a nightmare tracking 2 fast-movin morons after dark.

AZGman

Lynnzoi wrote:well, Tanners woulda headed east down the middle of the road...gone into the housing development and prob jumped in the jeep when I caught up with him. Mo, well, all depends...may have run with Tanner but would not have just jumped into the jeep...or he may have gone the other direction and into the hayfield....all I know is that it woulda been a nightmare tracking 2 fast-movin morons after dark.

Lynnzoi

AZGman wrote:You'd think them dorks would know where home is by now!!!

well, they do...and if I don't find Mo while he's runnin I will find him at home...he always comes back in an hour or two. Tanners just likes to bolt - but within a few min is ready to jump back in the jeep. I think that's one of the hardest things to train in a pre-owned dog...to come reliably when called. Never had that prob with Dunc. Then again, he had a brain.

AZGman

Lynnzoi wrote:well, they do...and if I don't find Mo while he's runnin I will find him at home...he always comes back in an hour or two. Tanners just likes to bolt - but within a few min is ready to jump back in the jeep. I think that's one of the hardest things to train in a pre-owned dog...to come reliably when called. Never had that prob with Dunc. Then again, he had a brain.

no1

AZGman wrote:So, where in "derbyville" or "World of Woot shirts" is tha damn description of the current contest . . .

Sure is a lot of bullisht surrounding the game . . .

Gman,

The derby description can usually be found in both the first post in the general derby thread for that contest (not the derby thread for discussing individual entries) (found under the heading "Derbies" on shirt.woot) and the main derby page.

Not many insults can cut as deeply as "quitter". Presidential candidates pretend like they're already ordering drapes for the Oval Office right up until the moment they drop out of the race. No-hope, go-nowhere rock bands roar about how they're in it for life, when what they mean is, they're in it until they get their girlfriends pregnant and have to get real jobs. Nobody wants the dreaded q-word hung around their necks. But maybe sometimes it makes sense to quit: if you know you're beaten; if you feel like you'll strangle your boss if you have to listen to one more order come out of his slimy loathsome mouth; or if the thing you're quitting is killing you, like smoking. This week on the Shirt.Woot Derby: quitters and the quitting quits who quit them.

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