Lana Del Rey Wipes Herself for GQ

Before I even show you the picture in question, can someone tell me how flat-out awful the term “wiping” is when it comes to bathroom practices? Because that’s just gross. My four-year-old is in the process of finishing her learning-to-wipe experience and occasionally, I’ll get a “Mommy! Can you check to see how well I wiped?” and even though I’ve been doing it for years, and prior to that, changed her diapers with my own two hands, I still get grossed out by the term “wipe.” Because ew.

And anyway, this is Lana Del Rey, and apparently, GQ thought it’d be all hot and stuff to show Lana Del Rey wiping her gitch with a gauzy curtain. Without further ado, this is Lana Del Rey. Wiping her gitch. With a gauzy curtain:

Gross, right? It doesn’t even look like she’s engaging in faux masturbation or anything, it just looks like she’s got to pee. Or peed. Or has a mad case of vaginal bacteriosis (if that’s a thing).

I love Lana, I think she is very talented! I was a hater on her at first but then I listened to her album and now I am obsessed. She is a bit crazy though! The picture is bizarre I must say, but meh I’ve seen worse from GQ.

GQ fucking suck balls. They had like 6 different covers with all the winners of their awards and they are all wearing suits but Lana del Rey, who is naked. And she is also the only woman to have won any award. So tired of it. So, so tired.