You should have seen me with the pokermanI had no money and I bet a grandJust in the nick of time I look at his handI was talking to an EskimoSaid he was hoping for a fall of snowWhen you popped a sealion ready to go.

At the houses of parliamentEv'rybody's talking 'bout presidentWe all chip in for a bag of cementShould have had more senseHe bought a gee gee and it jumped a fenceAll for the sake of a couple of pence.

Let's go, let's go, let go, let go...

Let's go let's go down to Junior's farmTake me down to Junior's farmEv'rybody tag along

I took my bag into a grocer's storeThe price is higher than the time beforeOld man asked me why is it moreI said you should have seen me with the pokermanI had no money and I bet a grandJust in the nick of time I looked at his hand.