The Instigator: the one initiating the cat-fights that the media immortalizes.

Keeping It Real: performing a heroic act that amps up respectability in the profession or as a human being. i.e. Boateng walking off the pitch to counteract the racist attacks, Klose admitting to a hand. The opposite of a “Hand of God” move.

Messi or Ronaldo: self explanatory. Anything that relates to the eternal rivalry between these two players. Sometimes cause an even stronger rivalry in the fandom.Who’s the best? You decide. Please be nice. 🙂

Mr. Popularity: player of the game, championship, or the one causing the most drama.

Oh No You Didn’t: any action that makes our eyes pop, skip meals and lose sleep at night.

The Homecoming Queen: a notably controversial futbolista. Also Lionel Messi, who wins the Ballon d’Or every year.