Cherohonkees have a unique type of white guilt (usually associated with black slavery). They share the Native American's respect for Mother Earth and feel frustrated by the moral and spiritual shortcomings of their own people. Unable to identify with WASP culture and heritage, Cherohonkees have an inherent aversion to argyle sweaters, chipped beef, and khakis.

"Yo. Check out the Cherohonkee basket weaving class."
"Sad."
"Yeah, but they're so in touch with Mother Earth it makes my heart sing."