Have you ever thought about wiping your butt with one of your boss' annoying memos? Well, now you can without fearing the dreaded anal papercut. This machine from Tokyo-based Nakabayashi can recycle your office paper waste into toilet paper right on site.

The 1323-pound, $95,000 machine can produce around two rolls an hour from 1800 sheets of A4 paper—not particularly efficient or cost effective if you ask me. Still, I love the idea. With some fine tuning over the years, this could become a viable green option. [Mainichi via Crunchgear]