Apparently the ground controllers at Frankfurt airport in Germany are well known for being arrogant and imperious on the radio especially with pilots that aren't familiar with the gate layout at the terminal. One day a British Airways jet lands at Frankfort....

Here are my two favorites:-The Air Force, the Navy, the Army, and the Marine Corps are asked to work together to secure a building.The Air Force buys it.The Navy locks the doors.The Army sets up a perimeter.And the Marines blow it up. ----An elderly American man has just gotten off a plane and in France and is getting his passport checked at customs. The customs official says, "Sir, have you ever been to France?"The man replies, "Yes. I have."The customs official looks through his passport and says "No, you haven't." The old gent says again, "Yes, i have."The customs official is getting flustered. "No, you have not! There is no French stamp on your passport, and we are very strict! If you had been here before you would have a stamp!"The American looks him in the eye and says, "When i came ashore at Omaha beach 67 years ago there wasn't a Frenchman in sight to offer me a stamp."

An elderly American man has just gotten off a plane and in France and is getting his passport checked at customs. The customs official says, "Sir, have you ever been to France?"The man replies, "Yes. I have."The customs official looks through his passport and says "No, you haven't." The old gent says again, "Yes, i have."The customs official is getting flustered. "No, you have not! There is no French stamp on your passport, and we are very strict! If you had been here before you would have a stamp!"The American looks him in the eye and says, "When i came ashore at Omaha beach 67 years ago there wasn't a Frenchman in sight to offer me a stamp."

Someone I know that was in France on D-Day always said (in jest) "I'm never going to France again. Last time I was there (D-Day), I didn't feel very welcomed."

I love it, but programs made by Discover, Military History, and other channels still associate Wagner with the Nazi regime. And what is the one they choose when the Luftwaffe is shown bombing Poland and their initial success? And the Panzers rolling?

Ride of the Valkyries!

I can imagine it now, a video of our airplanes taking off, to the tune of Ride! Maybe start with a CAP Flightline Marshaler pointing or issuing other directions with the beginning airs... Then cut to a Cessna taking off... For the second stanza or verse cut to a CAP van with a Ground Team...

I have to stop as I am at work and my imagination runs wild fast... I may get one of those movie programs and create one...

That's it! WE NEED A SONG AND I WANT PEOPLE TO LIST OUT THE POTENTIAL SONGS!1. Ride of The Valkryes Nah, Screw it.2. Fortunate Son.3. We gotta get out of this place.4. Transformers- Arrival to Earth 5. Gangnam Style (KIDDING)6. You decide

I love it, but programs made by Discover, Military History, and other channels still associate Wagner with the Nazi regime. And what is the one they choose when the Luftwaffe is shown bombing Poland and their initial success? And the Panzers rolling?

Ride of the Valkyries!

I can imagine it now, a video of our airplanes taking off, to the tune of Ride! Maybe start with a CAP Flightline Marshaler pointing or issuing other directions with the beginning airs... Then cut to a Cessna taking off... For the second stanza or verse cut to a CAP van with a Ground Team...

I have to stop as I am at work and my imagination runs wild fast... I may get one of those movie programs and create one...

Flyer

Imagine if you will, fifty or sixty Cessna172s coming in low out of the rising sun in perfect combat formation. The door gunners are checking their guns and the enemy is running around in panic at the sight.....Sorry, flashbacks you know. Rent or download Apocalypse Now.