[[quoteright:200:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Angelspit_photo_16.jpg]][[caption-width-right:200: On the left, [=DestroyX=]. On the right, [=ZooG=].]]

'''''[+++Krank! It! Up!+++]'''''

One of Australia's most well-known industrial bands, Angelspit is a unique industrial act that have been destroying sound and music alike for years. The group began in the early 2000's, when Karl Learmont and Amelia Tan met on an online zine forum. Together, they worked on Amelia's zine distro, Vox Populis, eventually turning it into the largest zine distro in the Southern Hemisphere. From there, they started making their own zines, and finally started making music. The band's name comes from the Music/SonicYouth song 'Orange Rolls, Angel's Spit'- both are fans of the band. Having created the stage names '[=ZooG=]' and '[=DestroyX=]' for themselves, Angelspit began to draw attention through their unconventional style of music, their 'we don't give a fuck what you think' attitude, and their awesome mode of dress. They released their first EP, ''Nurse Grenade'' in 2004, and continued on, releasing their first album, ''Krankhaus'', in 2006. Having closed the distro to focus on their music, they then released a music video for their song 'Vena Cava' that pretty much defined their schtick.

Their music is glitchy, distorted and nothing like conventional music whatsoever, and it's a huge part of why they are so unique. Their lyrics, however, range from endorsing cannibalism, murder, torture and all that wonderful stuff to railing against stereotypes, traditions, modern society and the like. Their music videos, in contrast, generally have nothing to do with the songs but will give you nightmares (and always have amazing outfits in them). In another contrast, the band themselves are incredibly lovely people both online and IRL. In 2011, they added three new members: Valerie Gentile (formerly of The Cruxshadows and Black Tape For a Blue Girl) on guitar, Matt James (replacing Chris Kling, the original drummer) on drums, and The Liar as their video manipulator. It's still the same old music, though.

* AlbumTitleDrop: ''Blood, Death, Ivory'' is mentioned in "Homo-Machinery" ("Blood, death, don't forget the ivory") and ''Hideous and Perfect'' is a line from the track "Sleep Now ("What foul magic is this? Hideous and perfect, drowned out by children singing.")** ''Larva, Pupa, Tank, Coffin'' is another line from "Sleep Now" ("I was not born, I was hatched. From larva, to pupa, tank to coffin.") and ''Surgically Atoned'' is from "Wreak Havoc" ('Made real, put into action, surgically atoned to perfection').** ''Carbon Beauty'' is a line from "Ditch The Rest" ("Torch the whole fucking nest, take the queen, ditch the rest. Carbon beauty, shred the lips, take the queen, ditch the rest.")* TheAlcoholic: Together, Angelspit manage to drink more on a daily basis than an entire university.** "Alcohol! Ten thousand dead vocalists can't be wrong."* AllThereInTheManual: The video for "Vena Cava" is explained in their secret site, which concerns a secret society known as... Krankhaus. The site is shown in the video, and pictures from the video are shown on the site.* AntiLoveSong: "Meat" and "Devilicious" could count as this.--> ''"We don’t want to write another whiny goth song about pill induced love…fuck knows there’s enough of them. The only love song we wrote was MEAT – which is about cannibalism."'' [=DestroyX=], in [[http://www.angelspit.net/press/interviews/sideline-interview.htm this interview]].* BadassBoast: "You will know us by our trail of static!"* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: The band asked the fans what they wanted to see in a future video, and how intense. The answer was a mix of horror and porn, very intense. The result was "[[{{Squick}} Toxic Girl]]". * BilingualBonus/ GratuitousForeignLanguage: "Fight Dirty" features a stanza in Italian, [[DreamTeam courtesy of]] Helalyn Flowers' Noemi Aurora.* BrickJoke: The line "Falls from grace with a wallet full of HATE" from "Jugular" doesn't really make much sense until a few lines later, with "Revolt! Here’s your change, have a nice day".* BunnyEarsLawyer: [=ZooG=]'s Facebook and Twitter pages are full of his philosophical comments, most of which tend to be quite profound and thoughtful... if you can understand what the hell he's talking about.* BuffySpeak: On Twitter, [=ZooG=] refers to his Facebook page as his 'page thingy'.* CarefulWithThatAxe: "Wreak Havoc", "Wolf", "Vena Cava", "Fuck The Revolution", "Toxic Girl", "Catatonic", "Monkey Byte", "Sleep Now", "Hyperlust", "[=Twenty6Hundred=]"... the list goes on.* CatchPhrase: 'Krank it up!'** Both members of Angelspit also use the word "ROCK!" to end most of their blogs, Facebook posts, et cetera.* ClusterFBomb: "Lust Worthy" and "Fuck Fashion".** [=ZooG=] really loves the word fuck.* ConceptAlbum: ''Krankhaus''. See [[http://www.angelspit.net/krankhaus/x/spin_a_dice.htm the secret page]] for explanation of both the album and the video for "Vena Cava".** ''Hello My Name Is'' explores the [[YouKeepUsingThatWord occult]] of the Corporation and how it slowly kills you.* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: They once threatened to take up country and western if their fans didn't vote for them in a contest.* CoolCar: The hearse in the video for "Vena Cava".* DarkerAndEdgier: ''Hideous And Perfect'' as a whole.** The video for "Toxic Girl". The previous videos ("Vena Cava", "Fuck the Revolution" and "Sleep Now") were, on the whole, mind-screwy but not actually horrific. "Toxic Girl" was pretty much a horror movie with added sex.* DarkIsNotEvil: Despite the appearance and lyrical content, Angelspit have a strong reputation as absolutely lovely people.* DelinquentHair: [=ZooG=]'s trademark mohawk. * DoubleEntendre: The vocal hook for "Devilicious" is "Your body in my mouth, devilicious." While WordOfGod says that "Devilicious" is about cannibalism, the DoubleEntendre is still there. * DrivenToSuicide: The cover for ''Hello My Name Is'' is supposed to look like [[RoomFullOfCrazy the words an insane employee would scrawl over the walls before killing themself.]]* DreamTeam: Worked with EmilieAutumn on her song "Liar" to make a rather special remix...** [=DestroyX=] teamed up with Blood On The Dance Floor to make 'Mercy', a... very interesting song indeed.* DyeHard: [=DestroyX=], who is constantly dyeing her hair. The most common version is black and white; presently, it's black and green.** [=ZooG=] too. Once he dyed his hair pink.* EverythingIsAnInstrument: They love this trope. They've turned random things (ranging from bowls to poles) into instruments and once built their own instrument and destroyed it so they could record the sounds it made. During the making of "As It Is In Heaven", one of their synths died, so they recorded the sounds it made and threw it in.* EvilMakeover: The Angelspit remix of "Making Money". Both versions begin the same, but "Making Money" continues on with slow, dark music while the remix has music that sounds like a horde of pissed-off demonic bees.* EyeScream: [=ZooG=] on the cover of ''Hello My Name Is''.* TheFaceless: The Liar's face is obscured in most pictures/videos.** The cover of ''Blood Death Ivory'' has [=DestroyX=]'s face obscured by a cross as a comment on image.* FracturedFairytale: "Paint Hell Red", "Wolf", and "Walking In The Woods", which are Angelspit's take on ''Little Red Riding Hood''.* FreakyFashionMildMind* FreezeFrameBonus: Around 1:57 into the "Toxic Girl" video, you can see several pieces of merch from several anime series in the {{Otaku}}'s room - including a [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi Suzumiya]] shirt, and a [[Manga/DeathNote Death Note]] bag.** There's also an ''Film/{{Eraserhead}}'' poster on the wall behind the computer.* AGoodNameForARockBand: [=ZooG's=] [[http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/profile.php?id=730648053&v=wall&story_fbid=158901030792045 response]] to someone telling them to "go do something productive in life.. instead of dressing up like [a] neon tarantula".-->'''[=ZooG=]:''' "NEON TARANTULA" is the COOLEST name for a band!! Can someone please use this?** [=ZooG=] also said that 'Angst and the Revolution' would be a great name for a rock band.* {{Gorn}}: The "Toxic Girl" video. Enough said.* GrossUpCloseUp: "Toxic Girl".* HeterosexualLifePartners: [=DestroyX=] and Valerie.* ICallItVera: Their modular synth, which they call [[http://www.angelspit.net/news/diary/100percent.htm The Middle Finger Of God.]]* IdiosyncraticAlbumTheming: Every CD has at least one song that mentions or is about cannibalism. Every CD (excepting ''Black Kingdom, Red Kingdom'' (and now ''Hello My Name Is'') has [=DestroyX=] on the cover and every CD has the colour black somewhere in the art.** The [=DestroyX=] pattern has now been broken with ''Hello My Name Is'', which instead features [=ZooG=].* ImAHumanitarian: Cannibalism comes up in a ''lot'' of their songs.** See CrowningMomentOfAwesome above.* ImpossiblyCoolClothes: The dress [=DestroyX=] wears in the "Sleep Now" video, to start.** Her dress from the ''Blood Death Ivory'' cover. ** Her outfit from the ''Krankhaus'' artwork.** Her 'geisha doll' outfit from the "Fuck the Revolution" video and ''Hideous and Perfect'' artwork.** Basically, let's just say [=DestroyX=], period. Not that [=ZooG=] doesn't look awesome, too.* {{Instrumentals}}: "Black Wine", "On Earth", "Flesh Stitched Onto A Frame", "Hell Was Made Flesh", "Not Born, Hatched", "Massive", "Deadly", "Creeper"* IntercourseWithYou: "Devilicious", whether intended or not, see DoubleEntendre. ** There's also the chorus of "Juicy", which goes in the later part of the song, "I'm feeling... lips/I'm feeling... cherry/I'm feeling... ripe/I'm feeling... (lickin', suckin', fuckin')/I'm feeling... juicy." ** And "Meat".** "Defibrillator" has 'Lets go to la la la la la la and get naked/buy me a diamond pony and get uncensored'.* LogicBomb: They were voted worst new artist and best new artist simultaneously in Ritual Magazine's 2007 Reader Poll.* LyricalDissonance: "Defibrillator" is a bright, peppy pop song with vicious, acidic lyrics about the club scenes and New York City.* LyricsVideoMismatch* MadDoctor: "Vena Cava" has been [[WordOfGod explained]] as being about someone being operated on, alive and fully conscious, by an insane doctor with a medical fetish.** A lot of their visuals seem to have been inspired by this as well. It's justified for the album art of Krankhaus; see ConceptAlbum. ** "Nurse Grenade".* MadnessMantra: "I love my cubicle, my little beige cubicle. I love my cubicle, my little padded cubicle. I love my cubicle, my little prison cubicle. Escalate and execute your brutal demise."* MagicMusic: Parodied in "Make You Sin".* MindScrew: The video for "Sleep Now".** "Toxic Girl". Enough said.* NamesTheSame: They've done two songs called "Violence". One is a standard attack on television, done with Implant, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXsuJ5ue0tk the other]] is a horrifying 'love' song.* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: [=DestroyX=], anyone?** She's also known as Amelia Arsenic, which also counts.** The Liar is a milder example.* NoodleIncident: [=DestroyX=] and Valerie had a slumber party. This ended with green hair dye on the sheets and a broken TV.** After hanging out with New Years Day, the latter ended up [[http://takingroadsmedia.wordpress.com/interviews/new-years-day-december-6-2011-dani-navarro/ drawing a bloody pentagram on the floor of a church they played a gig at and trying to summon the spirit of David Lee Roth]].* ObligatoryBondageSong: "Ambassador" and "Kill Kitty".* OlderThanTheyLook: [=ZooG=].* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: The fanbase was very curious as to why the band decided to tour with Blood On The Dance Floor, a crunk band (they wanted to do an all-ages gig, but due to the R-rated nature of their music, the only way was to tour with another band headlining. Well, that and BOTDF asked them (they're fans of Angelspit).)** Yes, because BOTDF's [[IntercourseWithYou songs]] are [[SarcasmMode so family-friendly.]] *** [[IDidWhatIHadToDo They got to do all-ages concerts. Not many people are complaining.]] Besides, sex is one thing, cannibalism, murder and all-around gore is another.* OneOfUs: Both members of the band have shown interest in sci-fi shows. For example, [=DestroyX=] is a [[Franchise/StarTrek Trekkie]].** [=ZooG=] likes {{Goldfrapp}}, Gary Numan and Dizzee Rascal.* PimpedOutDress: The dress [=DestroyX=] wears in "Sleep Now".* PerkyGoth* PrecisionFStrike: "This time, you're 100% FUCKED!"** "I needed motivation. You sent a postcard that said, 'Punk rock'. Well, fuck you too."* PrettyLittleHeadshots: Very, very averted in "Toxic Girl". * ProtestSong: Possibly "Scars and Stripes"** Also "Making Money" and "Ditch The Rest", to a lesser extent.* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "Wreak havoc right! Now! Right! Now! Riot! Now! Wreak havoc right! Now! Right! Now! Riot! Now! Unleash hell!" from "Wreak Havoc"** Also, the page quote (and catch phrase).** "Crash made! Built to fade! Fuck! The! Revolution! The money's real, but the blood is fake! Fuck! The! Revolution!"** "Wolf", which has [=DestroyX=] and [=ZooG=] screaming 'Destroy! Destroy, fuck! Destroy, fuck me! Destroy, fuck me up!' ** "Don't get mad! Get even!"** "You! Will! Obey me! You! Will! Become me! We! Will! Control you! Time for your medicine, baby!"** "As! We! Watch the sunrise!"* RockersSmashGuitars: On Twitter, Valerie briefly wondered whether to smash her guitar on stage on the last show of the All the Rage tour, or sell it. (She sold it.)* RougeAnglesOfSatin: [=ZooG=] has misspelt 'vicious' as 'viscous' at least twice (once on the band's Twitter bio, and once on the official lyrics for 'Devilicious') and both times it's bloody hilarious. The guy needs to learn to proof-read.* ShoutOut: "Bang bang, silver hammer" from "Jugular" is a Shout Out to Music/TheBeatles. [=DestroyX=] has also said that [=ZooG's=] outfit from the ''Hideous and Perfect'' album artwork/"Fuck the Revolution" video was inspired by Film/AClockworkOrange.* SlasherSmile: The subliminal shots in the beginning of the video for "Fuck the Revolution" are [=ZooG=] smiling such a smile.* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: As [=DestroyX=] is taking a break, she isn't appearing at all on ''The Product''.* StageNames: [=ZooG=] and [=DestroyX=]'s real names are Karl Learmont and Amelia Tan, respectively.* StepUpToTheMicrophone: Most songs have both [=ZooG=] and [=DestroyX=] singing, or [=DestroyX=] alone. There aren't that many songs where [=ZooG=] is the primary singer ("Sleep Now", "Juicy", "Violence", "Sunrise" and "As It Is In Heaven"), but they're brilliant just the same.** "Toxic Girl", "Glitchbomb" and "Like It? Lick It!" are the only songs that have Valerie and Chris singing. OK, screaming.* SurrealMusicVideo: All of them. ''All of them.'' None of them have anything to do with what the songs are about, all of them are works of art, and not a single one has a chance of not giving you nightmares.* TakeThat: A lot of their songs criticise something, whether it's fashion, governments, conformity or current policies.* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: ''The Product'' will be the first album that won't feature [=DestroyX=] at all.* ThrowItIn: [=ZooG=] said in an interview that during the recording of "As It Is In Heaven", one of their synths died, but they kept the noises it made in the song.* TitledAfterTheSong: Their name came from a Music/SonicYouth song ("Orange Rolls, Angel's Spit").* VocalTagTeam* WhatCouldHaveBeen: In a recent forum post, [=ZooG=] said that both he and [=DestroyX=] try singing songs still in the creation process, and they usually decide whose vocals will be on the finished product later- so there exists a version of "As It Is In Heaven" with [=DestroyX=]'s vocals, and a version of "Skinny Little Bitch" with him singing.** They recorded a video for "Let Them Eat Distortion" that never got released. This troper never heard the reason why, but it apparently involved Angelspit's best photoshoot to date and a specially-built guillotine.* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: Two videos were meant to be released with ''Carbon Beauty''- "Toxic Girl" and "Ditch The Rest". "Toxic Girl" has been released, but nothing has been said about "Ditch The Rest". It's like everyone forgot it existed.** It's delayed, but it'll be out there eventually.* WordSaladLyrics* YouKeepUsingThatWord: Occult.----