He tried to do the eyebrow but mostly it just looked like he was squinting or eating a really sour sweet. Oh and he tried to mimick Austin drinking beer but that mostly just looked like he was jerking two dicks onto his face

The Rock: Good guy. Good guy who wants the WWE Championship. Who was told by some anonymous source back when there wasn't a set GM that he's getting a shot at the WWE Championship held by Punk at The Royal Rumble (because it fits with Rock's schedule, haha).

That's all you have to do. Let Rock do his catchphrases and shit, let Punk be the weaselly heel WWE Champion. Yadda yadda yadda.

But, no. We're going to get "Dwayne" and "Dewey" and "Phillip" and "Phil" and "You're Hollywood, I'm here all the time," and "You'll never be the beloved megastar that I was" and all that shit.

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