It’s officially over. We knew it was coming and it did. Terrell Owens has filed for divorce from his new wife and according to docs, they weren’t happy for two weeks — it was THREE days. Not only that, but take a wild guess at who will be his lawyer?! SMH, none of this makes any sense. Hit the jump for details…

T.O. officially filed for divorce from Rachel Snider on February 14th (Happy Valentine’s Day) … seeking to end their short and deeply troubled marriage.

In the docs, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Terrell acknowledges they were married on January 23rd … but split up on the 26th.

Owens also claims they have no community property … which is interesting, since Snider claims he only married her to get a loan on a $2 million home in Sherman Oaks, CA.

Snider insists the two were married for a full 2 weeks before she decided to leave him — and claims they had a secret 5-year relationship before that. Days after they split, Snider was hospitalized for an apparent suicide attempt.