Stop robot poverty: i3 Detroit hackerspace fundraiser

Nick from i3 Detroit hackerspace sez, "We all know that robot poverty is a major problem but no one is taking any steps to help combat it...until now. Help i3 Detroit, Detroit's Hackerspace, move to our bigger 8,000 sq/ft location and fight the causes of Robot Poverty. Most robots don't have the basic alcohol they need to survive or the tanks of pneumatic fluid to pressurize appendages. It's everyone's problem and you can help. Watch our informative video and support us via our Kickstarter program."

Ah but you see, the robots have resorted to piracy BECAUSE they were impovrished. Seizing ships on the high seas has become the only way they can support their robot families.
We need to address the root issue to solve the problem.