A while ago we were playing a Christmas gig at a rugby club. One of the players who thought he was a bit special stepped onstage & stole our singer's santa hat (regulation gig wear at Christmas) What he didn't know was that our singer (a fireman) is like well hard, but a nice patient guy... so he let him wear his Hat for the rest of the gig. When he asked for it back after we'd loaded out, the player refused and laughed in his face. Patience over... good night rugby player... knocked him out in one punch...