Timmy Semenza

I've been a film critic with Mind Equals Blown since February of 2017. I live in Arlington, VA and spend a lot of time in dark rooms with bright screens. Don't use your phone during the movie because I will call you out and embarrass the both of us.

Last week we had the misbegotten, massively budgeted Great Wall, a Sino-American co-production that is soulless, international filmmaking at its most flagrant. Now we have the equally bad Collide, a ...