Pretty darn clever, ja? I hope you smiled when you read the last one! I sure smiled in satisfaction when I finished it. Now that all that about-me nonsense is done, feel free to browse the fruits of my labor (i.e. my fabulous (though my opinion is bias- (whoa this is a parenthesis, inside a parenthesis inside a parenthesis- INCEPTION!)) works of literature!) or not. :D That is all.

[COMPLETE] Updated December 1st, 2016. This is a story about a rich boy who thought he had everything, a poor girl from the projects who had to work hard for whatever she got, and how they found all they ever wanted and more - with each other. Original unedited version. *FAIR WARNING* This story is cliche to the highest level! [Cover credits: the amazing Stone Gold of Wattpad!]

It wasn't complicated, our arrangement. We had sex. Fantastic sex. But there I went, making things difficult, falling for the guy who stayed up with me long after his roommate had gone to sleep. Oneshot.

Julie the straight A student may know what she's doing in college, but when it comes to her love life she can't seem to get it right. Why would she move in with her ex? When she accidentally lands a nanny job, it seems things are looking up- but are they?

Now published in full for Amazon Kindle. Link in profile! 9 years ago Callie was beaten and left for dead after witnessing her best friend's murder. Her attempts to get on with her life in Amherst, CT are now threatened by the killer...as well as the brooding cop assigned to protect her.

Amelia Thoreau is a poor young woman who makes a living cleaning house for nobles. After being let go by another family, she is on the hunt for work and has a chance encounter with the handsome man, Harvey, who turns her life upside down. M for safety

Working as a nanny and writing a novel was the plan. Adoring the red haired six year old and dealing with the cold absent father wasn't part of the dream, nor were steamy nights, an engagement ring, or the drama of the cold, rich and snobby.

Erica is a frequent diner at Red Robin, but it's not the food that she keeps going back for. It's the sexy and charming waiter that's caught her attention - and apparently she's caught his, too. ONESHOT.

Katie was happy with her typical existence. Then, someone snaps her picture with the hottest-bachelor-under-25 and her life becomes a whirlwind of charity functions, fancy dinners, and...coming out parties... are you serious?

I'm like every other person who was forced into their profession. I hate it, the hours are long, I work for my grandfather, and I'm not allowed to fall in love. Piece of cake right? *Full Summary Inside*

Bailey is a talented art student who's struggling in one area: human anatomy. Although never her friend before the answer might be science, in the form of pre-med student Ason. Rated for language & sexual content.

One-shot. She thought he was a stain on the family tree. He thought she was the perfect match for his snob-of-a-brother. Negative first impressions on a deserted highway at 2 A.M. ––and the worst part was, they could've had each other at 'hello'.

Hi, my name is Kelsey Sanders and I'm too nice to be mean even when I think he deserves it. Even when I'm sure he broke my sister's heart. So why give him mine to do it all over again? Big mistake, Andrew Wiser told me so and he's always right. Complete!

Leah had gotten pretty good at being invisible. Her older brother Luke, however, decides it is time to rekindle the friendship they once had. And he isn't the only one- his best friend Cameron seems determined to rediscover Leah too. But in what way?

After her fiancé dumps her, Violet Littleton wants nothing to do with love and the entire ridiculous concept of it. But then, she meets his eyes from across the bar. It was only supposed to be a one night stand. Supposed to be anyway.

.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

I kinda sort of maybe fell for the guy kneeling over my dead body. Maybe Mollie was right, relationships were like skydiving and I was the girl who got impaled by a pine tree and never wanted to skydive again. ONE SHOT.

Do you normally infiltrate men's restrooms?" "No...but sometimes I get confused." Los Angeles, a place where miss awkward Holly can bloom. The thing is, when you meet your future fake boyfriend in the men's restroom, you can't predict what'll happen next.