With photographer Zbigniew Bzdak documenting the clothing crimes, I've put together my annual summer "What Were You Thinking?" report. (To see them, scroll through the gallery above -- be sure to hit the "captions" button to read the captions!)

As always, my goal is positive: to help you avoid style strikeouts similar to those shown here. The hope is that the "Don'ts" on this page will remind you to look in the mirror before you leave the house.