Have you been maligned by a monolith? Mauled by a monster? Malaproped by a megathread? (Nah, that never happens!) Join us here as we monitor, mention, and occasionally murder (in a happy friendly spoiler-free way, please) Season 3 Episode 3: A Wanted (Inhu)Man.

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