Outhouse Editor

I am Jude.
Jude I am.
That dude, Jude.
That Jude, Dude.
I don’t like that Cyclops dude.

Do you like him when he’s not in the mood?
I do not like him, dude.
I don’t like mutants, Jude.

Would you like him with a son or in fun?
I would not like him with a son.
I would not like him in some fun.
I don’t like that dude.
Don’t you see Jude, that Cyclops Dude
for him, I’m never in the mood.

Would you like his son as a girl?
Would you like him with a curl?
I do not like Tom’s girl.
I do not like Tom’s curl.
I would not like him with a son.
I would not like him to have fun.
I do not like him Jude.
I can’t stand that Cyclops dude.
I do not mean to be rude.

How about with Nick Fury?
What if Wolverine they bury?
Not with Fury.
Don’t Logan Bury.
Not with a girl.
Not with a curl.
Not with a son.
Not with some fun.
I don’t like that dude.
For him I’ll never be in the mood.
Don’t you understand I don’t like a mutant dude?

Would you? could you? On a Bike?
Read them. Read them. I’ll get you a dyke.

I would not. Could not on a bike.

You may like them.
Wear you clam diggers.
You may like them with the star jammers.

I would not, could not with the star jammers.
Not with a bike. God dammers.

I do not like him with fury.
I don’t want to bury.
I don’t like him with a girl.
I don’t like him with a curl.
I do not like them with a son.
I do not like them having fun.
I DON’T LIKE THAT DUDE
Why can’t you understand that Jude?

A brother! A brother!
A brother! Abrother!
Could you, would you, with a brother.

Not with a brother! Not with Bike.
Not with Havok, not with a Dyke.
I would not, could not with a diner
I would not could not with a girl so finer
I will not read them in space
I will not read them in your face
I don;t like his damned sun
Fuck him, I want to have fun.
I DON’T LIKE THAT DUDE
GET AWAY FROM ME JUDE

Say! What about a Dad?
Here a dad?
Could you, would you with a dad?

What could be worse?
He was in the air force.
I would not could not with a dad.

I could go on
but really why drag on
Dude, stop telling me to read this book
Stop to my precious time being a crook

What about a legacy?
What about an origin?
What about an x-force?
What if they were detectives?

I don’t like the X-men Dude
Just get over it, Jude!

(Honestly this wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but that's not really saying a whole lot.)

Outhouse Editor

I am Jude.
Jude I am.
That dude, Jude.
That Jude, Dude.
I don’t like that Cyclops dude.

Do you like him when he’s not in the mood?
I do not like him, dude.
I don’t like mutants, Jude.

Would you like him with a son or in fun?
I would not like him with a son.
I would not like him in some fun.
I don’t like that dude.
Don’t you see Jude, that Cyclops Dude
for him, I’m never in the mood.

Would you like his son as a girl?
Would you like him with a curl?
I do not like Tom’s girl.
I do not like Tom’s curl.
I would not like him with a son.
I would not like him to have fun.
I do not like him Jude.
I can’t stand that Cyclops dude.
I do not mean to be rude.

How about with Nick Fury?
What if Wolverine they bury?
Not with Fury.
Don’t Logan Bury.
Not with a girl.
Not with a curl.
Not with a son.
Not with some fun.
I don’t like that dude.
For him I’ll never be in the mood.
Don’t you understand I don’t like a mutant dude?

Would you? could you? On a Bike?
Read them. Read them. I’ll get you a dyke.

I would not. Could not on a bike.

You may like them.
Wear you clam diggers.
You may like them with the star jammers.

I would not, could not with the star jammers.
Not with a bike. God dammers.

I do not like him with fury.
I don’t want to bury.
I don’t like him with a girl.
I don’t like him with a curl.
I do not like them with a son.
I do not like them having fun.
I DON’T LIKE THAT DUDE
Why can’t you understand that Jude?

A brother! A brother!
A brother! Abrother!
Could you, would you, with a brother.

Not with a brother! Not with Bike.
Not with Havok, not with a Dyke.
I would not, could not with a diner
I would not could not with a girl so finer
I will not read them in space
I will not read them in your face
I don;t like his damned sun
Fuck him, I want to have fun.
I DON’T LIKE THAT DUDE
GET AWAY FROM ME JUDE

Say! What about a Dad?
Here a dad?
Could you, would you with a dad?

What could be worse?
He was in the air force.
I would not could not with a dad.

I could go on
but really why drag on
Dude, stop telling me to read this book
Stop to my precious time being a crook

What about a legacy?
What about an origin?
What about an x-force?
What if they were detectives?

I don’t like the X-men Dude
Just get over it, Jude!

(Honestly this wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but that's not really saying a whole lot.)