1. Patients cry louder behind open
doors.
2. The vital sign "missed" in triage is
the one most pertinent to the chief
complaint.
3. Everybody is always suprised when
"Buddy", the chow/pitbull/rotweiller
mix, bites the baby.
4. Any time you walk into a room with
more than 4 adults, it's probably a
good time to call social work.
5. The GCS is inversely proprtional to
number of child life specialists in the
room.
6.
wtljrmd
"Confusion to the enemy."
- Edward Ball
1888 - 1981
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