After Friday's show you deserve this show. I haven't laughed this hard listening to one of our shows when doing up show notes ever.

Switched up the intro and Betsy gets lost
I finally get to tell my Entourage show intro beef because the fixed
What was the issue, flipped text
I don't think HBO gave the show a shot because the intro was jacked up
Bless you baby
Season 4 of Entourage they fixed the "Pizza" thing, sweetFlight of the Conchords isn't on my watch list
Not a fan of the musical in any format
The Tudors dude is short and that ruined it for me
Tom Cruise wears flats, Tudors man should
Kris puts a ban nationwide on hummus
God damn, there is so much bad breath in this country because of it
The effort and strain that it takes to be married to Kris
It was like 105 degrees up there?
Did you put on some sunscreen?
No
That's not the point
Did you drink water?
That's not he point
Did you wear a hat?
That's not the point
Self-care skills are nil in your case, Mr. B
I understand that being healthy is important
The playset used to be log cabin
They can't destroy it because Abraham Lincoln might have slept in it
Yeah, the other daddies sleep with their lawnmower in their bedroom
He hasn't mowed his lawn longer than me
All I have to say is . . .
A big well of pity
Happy father's day Mr B.
That'll teach him . . . should have worn sunscreen
Look at the nice swing set with Abraham Lincoln wood
It is now a shiny beacon of play land for kids
Abe would be proud
I knew it would be done
The neighbors got the Rainbow Swing set
900 fat men could sit on it an not break it
I accidentally set myself up in a Betsy joke
So he says it to daddy and it's on
He should have been saying it to you
Man, Booba you are just full the Mr. B hate
You did a good job Mr B
I didn't know you knew how to use those tools
Back to the banning of hummus
Sweating out every last bit of water in body
Betsy hanging out breastfeeding and eating hummus
The interior of the house doesn't smell like dogs, cats or baby poop
It smells like Betsy's hummus death
It all came to me in a flash
I was embarrassed when your friends came over
Betsy's throat hummus fills the entire house
The real problem is that all the toothpaste in the world is poison
But, Jesus, the Tom's Natural Toothpaste is horrible
Elliot, "You can't eat the toothpaste. If you do it taste like you swallowed a plant."
Hippies shouldn't make anything that goes in your mouth
Neighbors cutting down trees again
We plant a tree, they cut down three
Now it is on our driveway as mulch
We debated for a long time, but the tree was going to fall down
Right, and your kids will die too
Was the tree sick?
The tree care guy said it had a patch of fungus that could grow
What sort of fear mongers must the tree care specialists be?
Trees will kill you in your sleep in the middle of the night
It is their favorite time to fall over and crush you
So what did I find in the river?
Here's crazy shit #997 that happens to me and Kris
I'll finish it on Wednesday's show

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I hate to harp on this issue, but I really hope you are figuring out how to tape the live show. There are other "casters" who tape and charge to see the video - I'd pay some shells to see it :)

Anyway - I wanted to also comment that I LOVE to hear your takes on shows and all of the ridiculous pop culture stuff. It is oddly validating to hear you guys with similar or wildly different takes on stuff that ppl talk about 'round the water cooler.

Posted by: Kelly C at:
10:15pm 06/19/2007

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Hey Kelly, Sorry about all the swearing. Makes the show even less child and work safe but we were wound up.

We've talked in the past about how sometimes when other things are going on in our lives and there is tension that what ends up happening on the show is like two samuris having it out some elegant display of something else other than a sword fight.

And for the live show . . . we'll get it taped and make sure somehow it sees the light of day.

I used to think you two were just kind of funky bohemian types but now I am getting a little worried about you! A couple of shows ago you said Betsy didnt take care of the kids,(how they looked at a garage sale) last week she was saying she didnt care about her appearance, on Monday we got into more about Mr. B being overweight and not taking care of himself, and then you tell us you dont take care of the lawn or your house? The basement is a mess, the garage is full of Leggos..I like you guys, I want you to be successful but I think you are both depressed!You both seem to have ¬®job¬® that arent getting you very far. You need to think about your kids!!!

Posted by: sally at:
4:56pm 06/20/2007

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Hey OK - just b/c someone is outting themselves out there doesn't mean we need to become DR. Phillesque- armchair- psychologists!!

Posted by: SueB at:
9:33am 06/21/2007

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Dr. Phil is a dork. I say my comments with kindness, I think Betsy and Kris are great, great people with lots of talent. They should be on a national radio show.

Posted by: sally at:
12:32pm 06/22/2007

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Hey Sally,

Listen in to today's show for a shout out (not by name though, because I couldn't remember it was from you) and a thank you for the comment above (good to have you with us).