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Don’t want to get married? Then you must be a woman-hater!!!

Posted by Capt. No-Marriage on July 8, 2009

Hello Fuckers, This is your Captain Speaking……..

You know, it’s amazing. You hear a lot about how we should learn from our mistakes. Well, marriage has been the single most costly mistake I have ever made and I fucking refuse to do it again. You would think that people would say that’s a wise choice. After all, why repeat the biggest blunder of your life?

Well that’s not how some women see it. Although not all women, once again the split among the women is predictable. My younger hotter friends agree with my outlook and say that I should enjoy my life, the old bags over 30 who are carrying around 50 extra pounds, whiny shrill voices, they all tell me how sad it is.

Sad? Sad that I’m smart enough to not repeat a mistake, which by the way, 2nd and 3rd marriages have even HIGHER divorce rates than first marriages!! The truth is that these older bags are way past their sell by date and I am just entering my prime. It seems like every day I have younger and hotter girls talking to me. The old bags probably stomped their little feet when they were younger when they didn’t get their way and men fell for it…………until the looks slipped, the pounds added up, then the guys shifted their attention to younger, hotter and less bitchy women.

These bitter old cunts tell me that just because I don’t want to sign another contract to give away half my assets, that I must “hate women”. Well they must hate men. After all, why else would they try so hard to sell something that many of them have already failed at. Yeah, some of these bitches telling me not to give up on marriage are divorced themselves! Fucking hippocrites!

Fuck those overweight cunts. I plan to get divorced and NEVER give up my happiness again. NEVER have to worry about which personality I’ll come home to. NEVER feel like I am 16 and still live at home.

Fellas, I say let these fat, bitter old war pigs live at home with their fucking 7 cats. I will have standards. NO AVERAGE WOMEN!!!! And damn sure never limit myself to just one or two women. It will be time to live and enjoy life, like a man should.