[dba-Tech] Programmers

That helped a lot! :-)
Dan
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[mailto:dba-tech-bounces at databaseadvisors.com] On Behalf Of Jim Lawrence
Sent: Wednesday, February 17, 2010 9:16 PM
To: 'Discussion of Hardware and Software issues'
Subject: [dba-Tech] Programmers
Watch out for which type of programmer comes to visit and...
How do you trap a Scheme programmer in the shower?
Hand him a bottle of shampoo.
How do you trap a Visual Basic programmer in the shower?
Hide the widget that opens the curtain.
How do you trap a BASIC programmer in the shower?
Use silicone to attach his Commodore-64 to the tile.
How do you trap an Assembly programmer in the shower?
Well, first he has to build the shower...
How do you trap a Java programmer in the shower?
Convince him there's an exitShower() method somewhere and laugh while
he pores through the documentation.
How do you trap a Python programmer in the shower?
Tell him Guido wants him to stay there.
How do you trap a C programmer in the shower?
Don't try. He'll overflow the tub and take control of your house.
Hope this helps
Jim
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