Todd Akin Comments Inspire Awesome Vagina-Shaped Pinball Machine

This settles it once and for all: This new invention, along with Sweden's Knitted Boyfriend, proves that America's simply not thinking outside the box enough when it comes to statement art.

As we learned last year from Rep. Todd Akin, women won't get pregnant via "legitimate rape" (you know, if you weren't asking for it) because the female body has a way of "shutting the whole thing down." Because we're... robots, and biology isn't real. Huzzah! Anyway, after the off-the-cuff remark disgraced Akin and provided American women with a hearty WTF, the Missouri Republican has announced a tentative comeback.

What better time for a French artist to invent a vagina pinball machine inspired by Akin's comments? Answer: NO BETTER TIME.

Mediaite reports that artist Marie Busson has created the feminist arcade game, entitled La Femme Flipper… en Réponse Todd Akin. It features flippers that can block the ball/"legitimate sperm" (I know: Cringe) from entering the "womb" part of the game.

It would make a great addition to the Chuck E. Cheese game arsenal, don't you think?