It's Official -- George W. Bush Never Considered Coming "Home" To Houston

Both President Bushes were interviewed -- together!! For the first time!! -- on Fox News Sunday.

Of course, seeing that it was Fox News, the interview was about as hard-hitting as Larry King grilling Don Rickles.

Brit Hume asked an endless series of softballs which the two guys handled effortlessly. It turns out they are both proud and humbled of their time in the Oval Office, and sure, they're aware that some carpers might complain, but goshdarnit they did what they thought was right.

Hume's relentless interrogation included at least one area we hadn't heard covered before: Why isn't W moving to Houston when he leaves the White House?

After all, Houston is where he did the bulk of his ducking of Air National Guard duty, and where he did the brief-but-life-changing community-service stint that had NOTHING to do with any possible legal trouble.