Do NOT Use An Umbrella For Snow, What Is WRONG With You?

This woman is right: You are all doing this, and it is horrifying.
I don’t know why we don’t use umbrellas for snow as we do
for rain, but THAT IS THE WAY THINGS ARE and to act in any other
manner is one more troubling sign of how our selfishness and lack
of decorum is dragging us all down. For SHAME, people. Have a
little goddamn DIGNITY.