So actor John Malkovich is doing an "As Me Anything" session on Reddit and a guy has this brilliant idea for a question: "Could you record a voicemail greeting for me and upload it somewhere? My name is Benjamin and aside from that I give you full creative freedom. Thanks, Mr. Malkovich."

Benjamin: "Confirming receipt of the greeting and it is awesome! ... "

Take a listen:

Shortly thereafter, Benjamin shared his bounty with the crowd:

"Here is a crappy version that I had to re-record from my phone to soundcloud. I'll post the source file to soundcloud and link on reddit later today when I get to a PC. ... Benjamins of the world: you're welcome!"