“According to our [RadarOnline’s] source, CBS President and CEO Les Moonves has been speaking directly with top execs at Warner Bros. Television — the company that produces Men and also fired Sheen.

Moonves has also spoken directly to ‘Men’ co-creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre, who has been the target of Sheen’s “violent hatred.”

Moonves told Chuck Lorre that he should ‘let us handle Charlie’,” the source says.”

Blink. Blink.

What if?

Let me ask you ONE thing. If this had been, say, Marg Helgenberger from CSI, who had been cavorting with hookers, porn stars, violently threatening ex-spouses, bragging about drug and alcohol use, taking to the rooftops with a machete, using anti-semitic verbiage toward the creator of her series do you HONESTLY believe she wouldn’t have been fired and then virtually blacklisted from Hollywood in general? Don’t kid yourself. The powers that be would be calling her a drug-addicted, whorish liability, then wash their hands of her after FIRING her ass.

So what this says to the boys in our country, is act like a complete and utter drug-addicted, abusive douche in public, but keep bringing in that cash, dude, because that’s what really matters.

Right?

Can someone help me off of my high horse that’s standing on my soapbox, please? I can’t get down.

Actually, I was multi-tasking. I was making a pineapple upside down cake (which turned out to be waaaay too sweet for my liking, and quite a bit of a hassle), and I was bitching about the BEPs, Urrrsher while I also sniffed around Twitter. I needed the comfort of the funny folks on my Timeline to get me through this mess. And they came through with some hilarious tweets. I’ll share a few, but I’m not naming names with regard to who posted these awesome tweets:

1. Axl Rose is rolling over in his grave; on his birthday (which is today). ( — Because, get it? He’s not DEAD.)

2. Really don’t like the Black Eyed Peas, but you have to agree their #Superbowl performance is visually great (that doesn’t include Fergie).

3. I’d rather watch a black guy pee than watch the Black Eyed Peas.

4. Creed, Godsmack, Nickleback… I’m just listing the only three artists that would have been worse than the Black Eyed Peas’ halftime show.

5. I wonder if Fergie and Will.I.am ever forget the names of the 2 other Black Eyed Peas?

Take a good look at the photo above. I’ll wait. Look at her limp right hand. Paltrow thinks “learning to play the guitar” means weakly strumming with her floppy thumb. It was all I could look at during her performance (I use that term loosely, but that’s a given), on the CMTs a few weeks ago.

Ugh. Y’all made me post it, didn’t ya? Look at that cold, droopy hand! Now we’re going to have to sit through this torture a-bloody-gain on Oscar night? I swear to God. She better not receive another undeserved standing ovation.

“Gwyneth Paltrow will perform “Coming Home” from her latest film Country Strong on the 83rd Academy Awards telecast.

Original Song nominee A.R. Rahman and Florence Welch, of Florence + the Machine, will perform “If I Rise” from the film 127 Hours. Rahman is nominated for writing the music (Dido and Rollo Armstrong are also nominated for the song’s lyric).

Alan Menken, who is nominated for writing the music for “I See the Light” from the animated film Tangled, will accompany singers Mandy Moore and Zachary Levi on the piano (Glenn Slater is also nominated for the song’s lyric).

Randy Newman will perform his nominated song “We Belong Together” from the animated film Toy Story 3.”

I need to test the fire extinguisher for use on my hair for Oscar Night on February 27th.