"Corrections investigators received information on Tuesday from a prison inmate who drives a transportation vehicle and said she saw officer Anthony James Marotta, 26, receiving oral sex from an unnamed female inmate in the back of the vehicle on Tuesday, court records stated."

/What a crappy run on sentence/paragraph.// So, ok - inmates are driving transportation vehicles.. Is that a good idea? Having inmates driving around? They spend all that money on barb wire and then just let them drive around?/// what exactly is a transportation vehicle? All vehicles transport something - right?

I could not do her in a van.I will not, will not in her can.I will not do her in a truck.I will not do her for a buck.Not in the dark! Not in a tree!Not in a car! Or where she pees!I do not like it in her box.I do not like her, she's not a fox.I will not do her in a house.I do not do her without her blouse.I do not like her here or there.I will not do her ANYWHERE.

I do not like girls in the slammer.I do not like the ol' nasty hammers!

Fark In The Duck:Hoopy Frood: 'Cause like a princess she was layin' thereMoonlight dancin' off her hairShe woke up and took me by the handWe made love in a state prison vanAnd that's all right with me.