My name is Mark Conway. I am one of Damian Conway's illegitimate sons, the
very famous Perl hacker who bringed tons of great crazy Perl modules.

Unfortunately Damian, as you are aware, has been trampled by a Camel on a
holiday to egypt. However, I had the surprise of being sent a letter from
Damian. Not forgetting his secret son.

Damian left me the incredible amounts of FIFTY MILLION LINES OF OBFUSCATED
PERL CODE (OPC 50,000,000.00) so that I can be seen as a great hacker and get
some acknowledgement too.

However I currently cannot publish this code because of USA and European
patent law. Since you live in Nigeria, I would request your cooperation for a
mutually profitable business.

The operation would proceed as follows:

CPAN Account

You give me your CPAN account username and password

Login

I log in CPAN as you

Upload

I remove all the code from... euh... I upload the FIFTY MILLION LINES OF OBFUSCATED
PERL CODE (OPC 50,000,000.00) in your CPAN account

Which gives...

Fame!

Of course, as a compensation, I will subscribe myself as a module co-author,
effectively grabbing about half the fame you'll get for these modules. Which
will still leave you a whopping TWENTY FIVE MILLION LINES OF OBFUSCATED PERL
CODE (OPC 25,000,000.00)