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A list of suggested songs is included in the Producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.

Style

English pantomime - slapstick, puns, mayhem, and even a bit of history thrown-in!

Synopsis

For once the all-conquering Julius is relaxing at home, but action is never far away! One of his court dancers has been turned into a flat cut-out from an Egyptian frieze, and Caesar will stop at nothing to find out who done it - especially if it keeps him away from his wife Calpurnia! He summons an informant and they, along with a bunch of hangers-on and the devilishly handsome Mark Anthony, head off on the trail of the villain. Senna, Caesar's Nanny, dons a variety of disguises to help Caesar, whilst keeping Brutus and fellow conspirators on the wrong track.

Minimum Male roles = 4. Minimum Female roles = 5. Minimum total with doubling = 19. Minimum total without doubling = 24. Chorus. The characters are not quite a standard pantomime set - Calamity is obviously a Dame, her sister Felicity is the 'principal girl' and Frankston is the villain. Make up your own mind as to whether the Sherrif is played as a (female) 'principal boy'.

Run Time

Around 90 minutes. [Estimated!]

Music

Suggestions for thirteen songs are included in the Producer's copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.

Style

British pantomime (jokes, far-fetched plot, outrageous characters, cross dressing, magical creatures, that sort of thing), but set in the Wild West.

Synopsis

The inhabitants of Big Gulp are desperate for the Railroad to come through their town and put it on the map, but the Indian Chief wants the land protected to save the legendary Big Gulp Bunny, whose access to the Feeding Grounds would be disrupted by the train line. The scheming Frankston Frugal of the Railroad company arrives with his legal documents and gets everyone to sign, but are they giving away more than they know? Calamity's beautiful sister knows the truth and must enlist the help of the Sheriff, the Chief, Calamity and the BGB himself to defeat the villain.

Minimum Male roles = 7. Minimum Female roles = 4. Minimum total with doubling = 14. Minimum total without doubling = 22. Chorus. It's a pantomime. Make your own mind up as to who does what!

Run Time

Around 100 minutes. [Estimated!]

Music

Twelve songs are suggested in the Producer's Copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.

Style

British pantomime (jokes, far-fetched plot, outrageous characters, cross dressing, that sort of thing), but with a Wild West heroine transported to Egypt.

Synopsis

Calamity Dame's sister Felicity is off treasure hunting with archaeologist Ivor 'Bendy' Bones when she is kidnapped. Calamity and her friend Dipper rush off to the rescue and get caught up in the search for the treasure of King Rubabutti.

Minimum Male roles = 3. Minimum Female roles = 2. Minimum total with doubling = 15. Minimum total without doubling = 36. Chorus. It's a pantomime. Make your own mind up as to who plays what!

Run Time

Around 90 minutes. [Estimated!]

Music

Suggestions for 12 songs (with some original lyrics) can be found in the Producer's Copy of the script. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.

Style

British Pantomime - jokes, wordplay, physical comedy and that sort of thing.

Synopsis

A tale of quests for Sir Lovesalot and the knights of the round table... well, not actually a round table. At Camel Lot, it's more of a desk. Anyway, there are knights, wizards and dragons... and a camel. There's also a very unexpected super-hero.

A few song suggestions are made in the production notes. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.

Style

British Pantomime. Slapstick and silliness, lots of jokes and a crocodile.

Synopsis

Captain Hook plots his revenge on Peter Pan, with the help of a crocodile and a poisoned cake. Peter Pan, Tonkerbell (the punk fairy) and the crocodile have other ideas. (Follows much of the plot of Peter Pan, but has more collisions with trees.) Note that as with all adaptations of Peter Pan, we pay half the author's royalties to Great Ormond Street Hospital

Sheet music for two songs, plus an additional set of original lyrics supplied with the Producer's Copy of the script. Other songs suggested in the production notes.

Style

British Pantomime. Packed with jokes, wordplay and magic. Running jokes and audience participation.

Synopsis

The Prince must marry (otherwise his stipend will be cut off) and holds a ball to choose a bride. Cinderella is banned by her ugly sisters and cruel stepmother, but her fairy godmother ensures a happy ending

The producer's copy of the script contains suggestions for fifteen songs. Lazy Bee Scripts does not supply any sheet music with this script.

Style

A full length pantomime - The classic tale of Cinderella with a handful of refreshing changes

Synopsis

Sly Chancellor Chetwyn Chugmuffin and his hapless henchmen make life difficult for the people of Ambrosia. Cinderella’s stepsisters have made her life one of drudgery but her Fairy Godmother comes to the rescue and helps her meet and marry Prince Charming. Will the King of Ambrosia ever marry his son Prince Charming off? How will Cinderella get to the ball without a pumpkin coach?