Monday, August 13, 2007

The long queues at Welfare IslandThe lines were being supervised by a Frog whose title was "Anti-racist Soldier."In the crowd was an ex-king.A 30-year-old hippie.A furry who couldn't follow directions.A woman with no moles on her back.The line stretched longer and longer.One of the guys in back was an upside-down angel!/"I thought computers were supposed to speed up the world," I shouted./Nothing./The line kept getting longer and longer. "I thought computers were supposed to speed up the internet" I shouted.Still nothing."Thank god for anti-idle hud" someone said./"No cheating in welfare line!" I screamed.