The Huge Dildo Homepage was originally run by Swallow on GeoCities. It was a very popular and informative site,
and we had exchanged occasional email with Swallow. Then the pages disappeared. We wrote to Swallow to ask what
happened, but received no response. A discussion of these pages came up on the Handball Mailing List, and as a
result someone sent us some of the pages that they had saved. We decided to post them on our amateur porn site,
BigSexToys.com, so that this incredible information would not be lost.

Then, Swallow contacted us again! He told us that he had been taking a vacation
from cyber space for a couple of years. And since he did not think that he would
be putting the Huge Dildo pages up again any time soon, he sent us a copy of the
entire site! We posted the complete pages on our site. But that site has been
inactive for a few years, so the pages weren't available. We recently changed
BigSexToys.com into a blog site, and since these pages don't fit into a blog
structure very well, we decided to give them their own site again.

We do not suggest or recommend that anyone attempt the techniques described in these pages. They are presented
here for your entertainment only.
We did not write these pages, and cannot answer any questions about them. We have not heard from Swallow in
many years, and do not know how to contact him.We also strongly recommend that
you read this Important
Information before trying anything described in these pages!

A dildo shoved into the windpipe is very painful and can cause injury, choking, and death.

Dildo pressure on a stomach ulcer can cause very painful internal bleeding.

Too much water too fast from an enema hose can rupture your intestines and kill you.

Doing it in public can probably get you arrested (check local laws!).

But none of these things will happen if you read this entire website carefully.
Like falling in love, there are dangers here, but the intensity of the
feeling makes it worth the time it takes to learn how to avoid the dangers.