Caption Contest

March 24, 2008: Caption Contest

Winner:
BORKfromORK
Patricia: Who are you, and what did you do to Clark?

And the runner-ups:

Johnjones
Clark: "Patricia what's this word?"

Patricia: "The"

Steve Eden
"It says here that the traveler will grow to look exactly like HAL HOLBROOK!"*

* For the too young to know (or care): Once famous TV and Movies character actor who got filthy rich impersonating Mark Twain (and was last week's picture.

Terminal
Clark: I thought I understood Kryptonian... but this seems so alien to me, now...
Patricia: Clark, that's a Spanish book.

Terminal
Clark: Dear Diary, today I fought another bad guy. I beated him by brooding, pouting and using my super breath. Lana left me again. She says I won't stop walking into Kryptonite, but I say they should stop making them look like my favorite candy Jolly Ranchers. I sleep now, yours truly, Clark.

Krypto-Pop
Patricia: It's a book about your destiny Clark.

Clark: "The Death of Superman" by Roger Stern. Hmm, sounds interesting, but what does it have to do with me?

Patricia: Start reading.

Clark: Holy crap!

Sven-El
Clark: "There and Back Again: A Kryptnonians Tale, by Clark Kent. Smallville, Kansas. United States of America. Year 2008 in the Gregorian Reckoning.
Let's see where to begin.... ah, yes, Concerning Lana."

Sven-El
Particia: Is that a good book?

Clark: Yes! It seems some guy calling himself Neal Bailey has figured out how to fix this show.

Patricia: How?

Clark: Well for starters heres this,"This is Lana. See Lana. See Lana die. Die, Lana, die!" I wonder what that means.

XtremeC
Patricia: Necronomiconexmortis, roughly translated, the Book of the Dead. Inked in human blood and bound in human flesh it was never meant for the world of the living.
Clark: But this is Lana's Diary... oh...

Lightoffon
Clark: This book is not giving me any answers. Maybe Chloe can hack its firewall.

Jeffrey Taylor
This says Jeffrey Bridges won the fight. I saw that. Neal was obviously the winner.

sneakymonkey
This picture shows Clark starting to read a book. Last week's picture is when he finished it.