The Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon't feel like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anythingI'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fanTurn the TV on, throw my hand in my pantsNobody's gon' tell me I can'tI'll be lounging on a couch, just chilling in my snuggieClick to MTV so they can teach me how to Dougie'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh, yes, I said itI said itI said it, 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon't fell like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anythingNothing at all

Nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake upDo some P90XMeet a really nice girlHave some really nice sexAnd she's gonna scream out this is great(Oh, my God, this is great)

YeahI might mess aroundAnd get my college degreeI bet my old man will be so proud of me.But, sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh, yes, I said itI said itI said it, 'cause I can

Today I don't feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon't fell like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Oh, today I don't feel like doing anythingI just wanna lay in my bedDon't fell like picking up my phoneSo leave a message at the tone'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anythingNothing at allNothing at allNothing at all