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dud, washout
colloquialism - a colloquial expression; characteristic of spoken or written communication that seeks to imitate informal speech
nonstarter, unsuccessful person, loser, failure - a person with a record of failing; someone who loses consistently

3. flop - a complete failure; "the play was a dismal flop"
bust, fizzle
failure - an event that does not accomplish its intended purpose; "the surprise party was a complete failure"
bomb, dud, turkey - an event that fails badly or is totally ineffectual; "the first experiment was a real turkey"; "the meeting was a dud as far as new business was concerned"

Geo: Yo, I got the sickest car ever!
Alan: Yeah, what kind of car did you get?
Geo: I got a honda Civic 2020!
Alan: your such a FlopStar!