If you find that alluring, come on out here to Portland, OR where the soccer moms have their noses pierced, cleavage ink, AND breastfeed their 5 year olds openly (no booby blanket or other coverage) at the table in the middle of the brewpub! (Ok, I am exaggerating slightly, but only the age of the imaginary kid…sorta). We are famous for having the most strip clubs per capita in the US, but hell you don’t even have to do more than go out for a pizza to get an eyeful.