Hef proposed to Crystal Harris with a ring in a Little Mermaid music box.

Harris is in no rush to have kids, apparently, telling E, "I've never really been the wanting children type...I just have a bunch of different projects I'm working on and that's fun for me so that's what I'm going to do." Oh, and on the subject of prenups, she says she'll do whatever Hef wants. Which we're assuming means prenup. Oh, and the Girls Next Door are all cool with the engagement: Bridget sent cupcakes, Kendra texted congratulations, and Holly's filming a segment of her own show at the Mansion next week, which is apparently a sign that all's well. [E]

Chris Brown has apologized for his gay twitter slurs; now antagonist Raz B is doing the same, saying "Standing up for yourself does not mean yelling or victimizing others and I sincerely apologize for that. I was told that 'you can't hear my message if I'm screaming.'"

Sofia Vergara is against plastic surgery...well, in some cases. "A woman should never have it to look younger. To fix little things here and there, maybe. To look a little fresher, okay. But you're always going to look your age." [Huffington Post]

Why did Elton and David name their son Zachary? Because they liked it. "A friend gave us a book of baby names, and we started to flick through it, but we have always loved the name Zachary and kept coming back to it. In the end, we looked at each other, and put the book back on shelf, and said, "This is it!'" [Perez Hilton]

Following her cover of "Fuck You" on Glee, Gwyneth Paltrow might be collaborating with Cee Lo, who says "We're actually working on something...We've been considering a few things actually. You know, we'll see what pans out. It's a little too early to commit to a statement and I won't ruin the surprise because whatever we're going to do is going to be extra cool." This is not what happens when we sing "Jolene" at karaoke, even though it's awesome. [E]

Dave Navarro and Brooke Mueller were spied in "full on make out" mode at Nobu. Which just makes us think of fishy breath. [TMZ]

Ryan Seacrest is not engaged to Julianne Hough. Was he supposed to be? [[People]

Neither is Joe Jonas. Even though the Top Chef guest-judge and his vampire ladyfriend Ashley Greene were spotted at LAX and she had a ring on that finger. [E]

Khloe Kardashian and her husband Lamar Odom might get their own show. Moving on. [Contact Music]

Angelina, Shiloh and Zahara sighting at a Missouri Starbucks. Clearly someone took this grainy shot from their phone. [Popsugar]

Some Rob Pattinson fans want to ban Kristen Stewart from the Water For Elephants premiere — by force if necessary! The exact nature of their objection is unclear; I think it has something to do with it being his "night to shine" and their hating her. [Lainey Gossip]