Holy Crap! Only 99 messages left in my gmail inbox

This is an amazing day in email history for me. For the past 10 months or so, I've had at least 500 messages in my gmail inbox. The peak was something around 2,000, but over the past four days, I've handled that ish and brought it down from 1,400 to just 99!!! Go me, go me, go me! Now please, for the next few days, nobody email me ok? This is beautiful, and the only thing that can ruin it is human contact.