Plus, being told by Ms Sarah Beany to “Get a grip you teet” is in itself a great honour.

Crazy Barry

I’m not so sure about this. I mean, are we even sure that the prossie-poking potato-headed wunderkind is even worth a place in our first team? He’d be OK for the UEFA Cup I suppose. Let’s see if they’ll take Santa Cruz plus £5 mill.

joe

Chelsea could certainly use him…Drogba, Lampard, and Anelka are all 30+, it couldn’t hurt to look to the future.

Mike

“Let’s all laugh at City”?

Tick tock…

DIE CITY FUCKING DIE CITY

FUCK OFF CIYU BASTARDS..

True blue

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DIE CITY FUCKING DIE CITY

Well looks like your the one dying pal, we’ll send you a bunch of flowers for your footballing grave, and Tevez and Rooney will deliver ok.