Ringing people telling them theres not much I can do about their house being 5ft underwater due to a river bursting its bank. People are suprisingly unreasonable about this, and seem to think theres some sorcery I can employ if they stamp their feet enough.

I was supposed to be doing tree dismantle and spring clean followed by shopping and lunch with a friend but I seem to be unable to move from my bed. I really don't feel too great so I think I'll just stay here.

I am going to organise my cds in order of country cos they're still all over the floor from when I moved house on Dec the 20th. The saddest country section is going to be Iceland I think. One B'jork and one Ghostigital cd only

I'm doing some comedy there and need a +1. I appreciate it's probably no ones idea of a good time, but if you're up for it let me know. 7pm start, you'll get free entry and there may be some drinks for the successful candidate.