Four men have accused muscle shirt-wearing, homosexual conversion-preaching multimillionaire megachurch pastor Eddie Long coercing them into sex, repeatedly. Incidentally, Long wrote a whole book about sexual purity and women's submission to men. We read it so you don't have to.

Some of What A Man Wants, What A Woman Needs is boilerplate Christian conservative positions on promiscuity, women's natural roles, and male domination; some of it (not a lot) offers not-terrible advice; and some of it sounds rather unfortunate in retrospect, if the allegations are true. (Long has denied them, and his spokesman has said, "The plaintiffs, these are not innocent victims. ...I just caution people to consider the sources and their motives.") A sampler: