Ted Cruz Has Liked Something NSFW And Twitter Is Laughing Hysterically After Seeing It

Ted Cruz is under fire again!

This time it’s because he liked a two-minute porn video from Sexuall Posts. At least, his account did. People took screenshots immediately because it is a blow for a senator to be caught watching rough porn. It isn’t if you don’t get caught, though.

Since then, he’s made a statement.

He stated:

“There are a number of people on the team who have access on the account. It appears that someone inadvertently hit the like button. When we discovered the post, which was I guess an hour or two later, we pulled it down. It was a staffing issue. And it was inadvertent, it was a mistake. It was not a deliberate act. We’re dealing with it internally, but it was a mistake. It was not malicious.”

He also added.

“This is not how I envisioned waking up this morning. Although I will say that if I had known that this would trend so quickly, perhaps we should have posted something like this back during the Indiana primary.”

You do you, Ted, you sly dog you.

Besides, it’s a little hard (pun intended) to deflect this so easily. Someone was up watching a porn video on Monday night, well after 1:30AM. To be fair, it’s one of the most normal and human things he’s ever stated, otherwise he comes across as a bit of an alien.

He always looks so uncomfortable to be there. Besides, Ted, something your rooommate said earlier seems appropriate to bring up.

Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.