Unzipped, with Porn, Drunk and Driving ...

It would seem some people really like their porn rags. Like, they take 'em everywhere they go. When they go on trips or take a shower or go on car stealing sprees, they've got their trusty nudie mag right there with them in the passenger seat. Yes, we said, “car stealing spree.” Yeah, we wish we were kidding.

His name's Kevin Signalness, and he's from Portland, Ore. And this guy just looks like he thinks he's bad-ass enough to get away with the stunt he pulled, with the sneer he gave the mugshot camera.

According to Portland police, Kevin got drunk and stole a car. Then, he drove around Portland with his pants unzipped and his porn magazine on the passenger seat. Eventually, as drunk drivers so often do, Kevin ran his stolen car into something. But luckily, the only thing Kevin killed was the crime scene tape police had put up after the fatal shooting of a 14-year-old boy. Yes, he drove into a crime scene. In a stolen car. With his pants unzipped and porn on the passenger seat. Big day, wouldn’t you say?

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Rayne Millaray is a wild, 30-something, sex enthusiast who's been "just one of the guys" for as long a she can remember. She's been having sex since 1996, blogging about her sex life since 2005, advocating for a sex-positive society since 2008 and working in the adult industry since 2010. Her writing is published on various blogs around the web. She writes a weekly column for Albany's #1 rock station (Q103 Albany) which focuses on sexuality, sex and relationships. Rayne is, without a doubt, the girl your mother warned you about. And she loves it.