The Top Ten Animals You’d Like to Own but Probably Can’t Have

When I was little, I wanted a pony. And a monkey. Oh, and above all, a pet unicorn. Maybe they could sleep on my floor. We’d go for long walks by the river. We’d have deep, philosophical conversation – or something like that.

Sadly, hopes like these get dashed. Landlords just don’t allow pet monkeys in their apartments. Well, that can’t stop us from dreaming! This brings us to… “The Top Ten Animals You’d Like to Own but Probably Can’t Have!”

1. Giraffe. They always know how the weather is up there; very useful for finding out the morning forecast.

2. Penguin. Forever dressed to impressed with their happy feet and tuxedos.

3. Dinosaur. I hear they’re quite lovable. When you take yours out for a walk, wear your Allosaurus Earrings to match it.