Recipe - Toasted sandwiches

Toasted Sandwich Makers These are available at most cheap stores i.e. Argos and Asda for about £10. Ask for one as a present from your parents. Some people think they make adequate Christmas presents.

!!! EGG in the Hole!!! This is an easy yet satisfying way of starting the day. 1.Simply take a slice of bread and cut a small hole in the middle of it and take the bread out 2.Heat a little oil in the frying pan 3.Put bread in frying pan 4.Crack egg in the hole of the bread and allow to fry 5.Then flip bread over and let fry on other side then serve and enjoy!!!

Rules of successful toastie making:

Preheat toastie machine Get plastic bread. Thick stuff. Butter on one side. Place buttered side down onto heating plate. (Please note that if using a George Foreman machine to toast your toastie, you should not butter the toastie on the outside for fear of soggy toastie syndrome). Then add toppings, with cheese last. Put on last bit of bread, with butter side up. Close lid slowly and relish the sound of burning fat. Leave for 5 minutes, or until you can see cheese spewing out of the machine. IT IS OBLIGATORY TO USE YOUR FINGERS TO REMOVE TOASTIE FROM MACHINE. Hopping about saing "Oooh" is optional.

Leave for 2 mins before eating. Cheese will cease bubbling in this time. Enjoy!