HEY! I-am-Baby-Doll.I-See-The-Light here!!!!! And i have changed my name loads! 12 YEARS OF AGE AND WILL BE FOCUSING ON WRITING SONNY WITH A HANE STORIES BUT IT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE TO UPLOAD BECAUSE OF SCHOOL.

About me

Name Sapphire

Age 12

Gender Female

Year S1 (YEAH! I am a high school Girl)

Pets a golden doodle(a golden retriever crossed with a poodle) named Jackson!

Family members a little brother aged 7, a little sister aged 5, a mum and a dad (i will not say their ages)

Country UK

My Obsessions

Twilight, Sonny with a chance, Fanfiction.net, Starstruck and a new one Percy Jackson (The movie and books. Not the character.)

Likes

Food Overall I like really cheesy pizza!

Tv show SONNY WITH A CHANCE!

Movie Tangled!

Book Percy Jackson series + the heroes of olympus!

Actress Demi Lovato

Actor Taylor Lautner (He is sooooo hot!)

Ship Channy! (DUH)

Dream Job Auther, actress, or director

TV character Zora Lanchaster! (The little freak! I love her)

Movie Character Pascal from Tangled!!!!!!

Book Character Piper from the heroes of olympus

Band ALSTAR WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!

Musicain Demi Lovato

Song I see the light - Tangled

Sport Basketball or badminton

Animal LAMA!!!!!

Colour bright sapphire blue

Country America (OK! I live in the uk but my favourite country is america!)

Internet Site Fanfiction and TWITTER!! DUH! i am also an ofical member of sonny with a chance .com!

Twilight Team JACOB! OR EMMETT!

Sweat Randoms!

Dislikes

FoodBrussel Sprouts

Tv show JONAS! as you will see when you read on.

Book baby books

Actor Robert patinson

Band The Jonas Brothers (i like thier music but i just can't stand them! although i do like camp rock!)

musicain Robert patinson? (I heard that he sings? Am i right?)

Song Eye of the tiger (It's Evil!)

Sport Rugby

Animal ant

Colour Orange

Country Antartica

Internet Site cbeebies

Twilight Team EDWARD!

a paragraph about me.

My name is Sapphire and I am 12 and my birthday is Febuary 8th. I love Twilight, Sonny with a chance, Starstruck and Percy Jackson (Book and movie). My all time dream is to be an actress and I am going to go to a drama club so I can give it a shot. I may be 12 but I have the imagination of a 7 year old. Most of the scenes from my story have been acted out by me. I also LOVE disney. I am a really big disney fan and have seen the lion king 1 so many times I know EVERY LINE! well that's all folks! PEACE OUT SUCKAS!!!!

OK! Has anybody watched mackenzie falls on youtube? It is halarious! I mean the amount of drama is real comedy! And Chad says that they are a real show! Well news flash! They are a comedy to! Seriously though. if you haven't watched it look at it on youtube. especially if you are upset. it will remind you that not everybody is great at everything. Mackenzie falls and so random should become 1 show in its self. LOL!

Weird Facts

My great uncles cousin is also Henry Mancini aka the guy who wrote the pink panther theme tune!!

MY user name is the nickname my friend gave me 'Baby Doll' and the song i see the light!!

my top 12 favourite Twilight characters in order are-

1 Alice

2 Nessie

3 Bree

4 Emmett

5 Jacob

6 Jasper

7 Rose

8 Carlisle

9 Esme

10 Diego

11 Alec

12 Aro

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Emmett! EXTREMELY

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

Bree got Emmett? Imposible

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Not really

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Nessie and ALec! How cute!

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Jacob/Carlisle Or Jacob/Diego. NEITHER

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Alice walked in on Jacob and Jasper . She would kill Jacob or be to freaked out to speak! LOL!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Bree and Diego: Both Newborns are spared and this is there growing relationship through time with the Cullens

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

not that i know of

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/eleven Hurt/Comfort fic.

broken love

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to Marry One?

Emmet and Rose have broken up and so have Alice and Jasper. Now Alice is engaged to Emmett but the others aren't happy about it!

12) Does anyone on your friends think Three is hot?

Bree no way!

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

fell the burn of the sun!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Carlisle- wich doctor

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Alice/Jasper/Aro WARNING- CONTAINS AN ANNOYING ARO

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

So what if your my niece

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Jacob- I don't know

18) "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3)."

Alice and Rose are in a happy relationship until Rose runs of with Emmett. Alice brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Alec and a brief un happy affair with Aro, then follows the wise advice of Jacob and finds love with Bree.

another one this time swac!

1. Sonny M

2. CDC! (lol!)

3. Zora L

4. Nico H

5. Grady M

6. Tawni H

7. Mrs Bitterman

8. Dakota C

9. Chasity/Chloe

10. Marshall P

11. Mr Condor

12. Portlyn

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Scary. NO WAY! Tawni and Mr Condor are not a good match

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Nico is OK.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Well i think SWAC would have to go lesbian/gay.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

No. But i would like to! LOL!

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

NO! Chawni?! NO! Channy! Yes!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Grady/Chloe or Grady/Marshall? Grady and Chloe are made for eachother!

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Mrs Bitterman walks in on Dakota and CDC. Well, if it were me I would personaly sneak into Dakota's house and slit her throut while she is sleeping fgor ruining my CHANNY!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Zora is nervous about doing a scetch so comes to Marshall for advice.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Sonny/Dakota?! NO WAY!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

Mrs. Bitterman and Portlyn: Very 'F' isipointed parents!

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Uh i don't know if they have one!

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

i have not got a scooby!

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Chad, Nico and Grady? No they don't write any! But i would!

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Haliluya!

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

Evil Boys- Phineas and ferb

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: May cause serious confusion because of unexpected friendships!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

You are the greatest actor of our generation! (Lol! Chad is sooooo vain!)

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Sonny M and Dakota are in a happy relationship until Grady runs off with Chloe. After Dakota dumps Sonny for Portlyn, Tawni gets upset and retaliates by dating portlyn. Alone and brokenhearted, Sonny travels in search of a friend. Finally, Sonny meets Nico and Mrs B. The three loners meet Marshall tells each of them to look for love. Nico finds Zora, Mrs B gets Mr C, but now Sonny is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Tawni and Chad Dylan Cooper.

19) What would be a good title for this?

Life is like Mackenzie falls. A lot of Drama!

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Romance and Drama Randomness

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

No offence but Chad and Sonny are made for eachother!

my favourite quotes are

you nick named my daughter after the loch ness monster- Bella to Jacob breaking dawn

just a few seconds more Bella. Then she'll go annoy someone else- Edward to Bella about Alice breaking dawn (this by the way was the first twilight quote me and my friend used)

Peace out suckas- CDC

Fine- Sonny

Fine- Chad

Good- Sonny

Good- Chad

how I'm like certain twilight characters

Alice- i am hyper bubbly and act like Alice allot

Edward- i Pace

Jacob- i say sure sure all the time and I'm greedy

Bella- I look like her and am a little klutzy

and trust me there is more!! lol

Twilight Pledge

I promise to remember Bella, Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember, Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws, For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob, When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle, Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett, Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose,Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice, When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie, When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme, When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper, Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi, When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight, Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession, Because I know what the Twilighters know

Hush, little sisterPlease don't cryI wish I could be thereTo sing you a lullaby

I can see your armsBloodied and bruisedThat's strange, little sisterMine were like that too

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulacltyuesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmnealpweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to arscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn'tmttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, theolny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteerbe in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotlmses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raedervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpelingwas ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Mommytoday I learned how to suck my thumb.If you could see meyou could definitely tell that I am a baby.I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what MommyI'm a boy!I hope that makes you happy.I always want you to be happy.I don't like it when you cry.You sound so sad.It makes me sad tooand I cry with you even thoughyou can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommymy hair is starting to grow.It is very short and finebut I will have a lot of it.I spend a lot of my time exercising.I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toesand stretch my arms and legs.I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.Mommy, he lied to you.He said that I'm not a baby.I am a baby Mommy, your baby.I think and feel.Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.I don't like him.He seems cold and heartless.Something is intruding my home.The doctor called it a needle.Mommy what is it? It burns!Please make him stop!I can't get away from it!Mommy! HELP me!

One more heart that was stopped.Two more eyes that will never see.Two more hands that will never touch.Two more legs that will never run.One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.( God dont read Maximum Ride in school.)

If you run into inanimite objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette go to this fancy restaurant in Paris. In the corner, they see a beautiful mirror. The manager says to them, "If you look at your reflection in the mirror and say something that is true, then u get one wish. If you tell a lie, you disappear." The brunette wants to try so she walks up to the mirror and says, "I think that I am the most beautiful woman in the world." And she disappears. Then the redhead walks up to the mirror and says, "I think that I am the smartest woman in the world." And she disappears. Then the blonde walks up to the mirror and says, "I think--" And then she disappears... The moral of this story is... stay away from magic mirrors, especially if ur a blonde.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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they both want to ask you to PLEASE copy and paste them...PLEASE!?

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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid arse!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

if you think lemons shall rule the world copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read,.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you had ever gotten writer's block in a sudden and random moment, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

if you hate the people who only read/like twilight becuse they made it in to a movie copy and past this on your profile

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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree.Theboys don't want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special?)On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".(And that would be how?)On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".(But, it's just a suggestion).On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".(And you thought?...)On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".(But wouldn't this save me more time?)On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".(And...I'm taking this because?)On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".(As opposed to...what?)On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".(Talk about a news flash!)On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On Sears hairdryer:Do not use while sleeping.(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:Directions: Use like regular soap.(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:Serving suggestion: Defrost.(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)Do not turn upside down.(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:Product will be hot after heating.(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:Do not iron clothes on body.(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:Do not drive car or operate machinery.(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:Warning: may cause drowsiness.(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits".(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:Warning: keep out of children.(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:For indoor or outdoor use only.(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:Not to be used for the other use.(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:Warning: contains nuts.(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a children's fold-away stroller:Do not fold while child is in stroller(Wouldn't that save time?)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

If you have ever forgotten and/or spelt your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. (Oh, YEAH)

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30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend and still love her, then copy this to your profile.

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If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, Myla Star, RandomPurpleBook, acnctwilightluva x

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If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile

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If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever made up your own language just for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent that would ask, "What was your first clue?", copy and past this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Ivander Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, down.with.jacob., bibliocrazed, funsizedevil, RosemarieH, Separate Entity, Scarlet.Wings.Cullen.Winchester, Little Daphamir, happylandfill, VampymusiK, MrsSadhbhPattinson, acnctwilightluva

--+ If you have been diagnosed║+║+-╣+║ with Obsessive Cullen║+║+-╣+║ Disorder put this on your+--+ profile if you've caught it too

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens , but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. If you agree, put this on your profile.

If you have multiple books that you consider your #1 favorite book of all time because you physically cannot choose just one, copy and paste this into your profile.If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the visa versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you threw New Moon when you read to the part where Edward left Bella, and then crawled over to get it so you could find out what happened next, copy/paste this to your profileIf you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profileIf you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile

Yes, I'm one of those Twilight people...Also, I am going to be sarcastic in the next few sentences so. . .I jumped in front of a moving van to see if Edward would come. . . he didn't. Ouch! (it hurts). I want to La Push Jacob off a cliff. I can hear Edward in my head too!! I named my dogs after Jacob and his friends. Whenever I want to call people mean without getting in trouble I call them a 'Jessica'. Don't get me mad or I will give you a paper cut in front of Jasper, using my copy of New Moon. I bought a Volvo to see if Edward came with it. He didn't, but I get to be a Stupid, Shiny Volvo Owner

you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile. Mine was at, like, midnight...soooooo...keep reading!

If your afraid you love Twilight more then life, then post this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever chocked on your own spit...then copy and paste this on your profile. This has happened a couple times to me..

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

f you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile. (it really is an art)

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Be sure to always slap your own knee at a knee slaping moment (It will save you from one very awkward moment later!). . . .

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you have seriously cosidered naming ypur child after a Twilight character copy, and paste this to your profile

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)2. Put it on shuffle.3. Press Play.4. For every question, type the song that's playing5.When you go to a new question, press the next button6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title1. Opening Credits: Lavender blue-pure disney2.Waking up: We're all in this together-high school musical3.First Day of College: I just can't wait to be king-pure disney4.Falling in Love: This is the life-Hannah Montanna5. Kiss Scene: The climb-Joe McElderry6.Fight Song: Hero (unplugged)-starstruck7. Breaking Up: Starstruck-Starstruck8. Graduating College: She's no you-Jesse McCartney9. Big Break: Party up-Starstruck10. Mental Breakdown: Just like you-Hannah Montana11. Driving Song: Start all over-miley cyrus12. Flashback: The other side of me-Hannah Montana13. Getting back together: Our last summer-mamma mia14.Wedding: the bare necessities-pure disney15. Birth of Child: I won't say I'm in love-pure disney16. Paying Dues: cruella de vil-pure disney17. Moment of Triumph: mamma mia-mamma mia18. Final Battle: something about the sunshine-starstruck Stirling Knight19. Death Scene: keep on loving you-fantastic 80's20. Funeral Scene: something about the sunshine-starstruck anna margaret21. End Credit: shades-starstruck

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you are addicted to vampires and/or werewolves and would like to be one, copy and paste.

~If you are so obsessed with Twilight and its STILL funny , copy and paste.

~If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan~fictions, copy this onto your profile

~If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Twilight A-Z!!

A is for, Awesome Alice

B is for Beautiful, Vampires

C is for, Chief Swan

D is for, Dr.Cullen

E is for Extreme, Vampire Baseball

F is for ,Forks (Duh)

G is for ,Grizzly Emmett

H is for, Hot Werewolves

I is for, Isabella Marie Swan (Edward's World)

J is for ,Jacob Or Jasper? Hmm, Good Question

K is for ,Kicking James Across The Damn Room

L is for ,The Lion Fell In Love With The Lamb

M is for ,Mother Of The House, Esme

N is for, Never Piss Of A Mythical Creature (They bit or phase naked in front of you(Which Does not sound bad))

O is for ,Ops, Paper Cut In Front Of Hungry Jasper

P is for Perfect Edward

Q is for ,Quil! Jacob's Best Friend!

R is for Renesmee

S is for, Stupid Lamb (Let's face it Bella isn't the brightest bulb)

T is for Terrible Liar

U is for ,Um, ha,um (That's the Language when you speak to a sexy vampire)

V is for Virgo

W is for ,World for Bella without danger ,is like telling a fish to get the hell out of the water

X is for, X-Vampire Boyfriend

Y is for Yellow Porshe

Z is for Vampires Can't Catch Z's

You know you live in 2009/2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.10. You were too busy to notice number five.11. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. (Yup, every SINGLE time!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecastTWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelingsTWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like DraculaTWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Favourite couples

Chad/Sonny (Sonny with a chance(OMG! Just seen falling for the falls part one and two! it's amazing!)

Bella/Edward (Twilight)

Nessie/Jacob (Twilght)

Alice/Jasper (Twilight)

Rosalie/Emmett (Twilight)

Justin/Juliet (Wizards of waverly place)

Alex/Mason (Wizards of waverly place)

Lilly/Oliver (Hannah Montana)

Miley or Hannah/Jake (Hannah Montana)

You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when...

Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with itYou repost this and are proud to call yourself a SWAC Fan.

Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself.When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.You just wish Channy would form already!So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town!You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!You wish you could taste the creamy goodness or the fro yo machine.Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper. You suddenly want to go live in a vent.Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.You settle things by playing musical chairs.You do know there are 80 shades of white.You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.You can't say no to the kiss cam.You laugh at people who say double duty.You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs!You continously tell your friends Chad Dtkan Cooper is real.Mackenzie Falls is one of your favorite drama shows.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

Kellan Lutz

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

Blue

3. your first initial?

R

4. yourmonth of birth?

August

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

Black

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

Demi Lovato

7. your favorite number?

4

8. do you like California of Florida more?

California (you have more of a chance of seeing someone famous!)

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

Lake

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

I wish to become an actress

are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid-back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday.

If you think everyone should just get off Miley's case and let her live, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when...

You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real.

Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance. CHECK!

You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs! CHECK!

Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it... CHECK!And you are proud to call yourself a SWAC Fan.CHECK!

Twenty-One Things I've Learned From Sonny With A Chance.

1. There are eighty shades of white.

2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.

3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)

4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.

5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.

6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy

7. Not all proms end in disaster.

8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.

9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Didn'ts".

10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings!

11. Children Having A Dream isn't a real charity

12. James doesn't get dumped. He dumps . . . from a distance.

13. A mop makes a great present!

14. A tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable...

15. ANYONE can pull off a weird beard!

16. Even jerkthrobs look ah-mazing in pink!

17. A 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.

18. You should never let your co-star talk without a script.

19. If you rent a snake, be sure to know what SIZE you're renting.

20. Chicken fingers and skee ball are a heck of a combo!

And most importantly...

Even if you've been warned, and you deny it all, you can and just might fall in love with the enemy.

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

This story is Amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then an instant message came up

It said:

SatanStalker:So how do u like my myspace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX:who is this anyway??

SatanStalker:Well,yoou should know you're looking at my Myspace right now

XxLoVemExX:How do you know im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my Myspace

XxLoVemExX:What?That doesn't make any sense How?

SatanStalker:I just do

SatanStalker:Especially to pretty girls like you.

SatanStalker:With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girls were wearing very high shorts

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Okay,whatever man youre starting to scare the living shit out of me.

SatanStalker:You should be afraid

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want a ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me i doubt hes really coming. It just a joke from someone

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of the sudden,the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one says anything

She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News The next morning was that theree was one girl dead in the bathroom.

Her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

if you do not repost this in the next two minutes there will be three men, One in your bathroom

One in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well,what are you waiting for?

repost this or you are going to die.

Sorry but,I don't want to die so I suggest you repost this quickly.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God, and even if you don't.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech.

(') my candle for all of those lost from 9/11

Lessons Learned in Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.2. The future is not set in stone.3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.5. True love knows no boundaries.6. Some people are just danger magnets.7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.13. Family is about more than just blood.14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.18. There are exceptions to every rule.19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.22. Cold hands = Warm heart.23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.25. Romeo was an idiot.26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.29. Space heaters can be very annoying.30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

What the gesture means...+Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"+Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"+Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"+Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"+picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--+Post this again after reading!!Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

Weird thing

a black man stood up and said, "sir, when i was born i was black, when i was growing up i was black, when i am sick i am black, when i am cold i am black, when i am out in the sun i am black, but you sir, when you were born you were pink, when you were growing up you were white, when you were sick you turned green, when you are cold you turn blue, when you go out in the sun you turn red and when you die you'll turn purple and you have the nerve to call me colored

(ok so i made this one up) if you have had a song stuck in your heads or do have a song stuck in your head and you have no idea why, copy and paste this into your profile (LOL! Hero- Sterling Knight!)

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If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

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If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

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.:Reviews are like the sun... without them, all these great writers on FanFiction, wouldn't shine like they do:. ~Carmen (Please copy and paste this onto your profile if you think it's true.)

╔ღ═╗╔╗╚╗╔╝║║ღ═╦╦╦═ღ╔╝╚╗ღ╚╣║║║║╠╣ CHANNY╚═ღ╝╚═╩═╩ღ╩═

If your obsessed with Sonny with a chance copy and paste this to your profile

If you have OCD (obsessive Channy disorder!) copy and paste this to your profile (LOL! I also have obsesive cullen disorder!)

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for

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5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

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You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when...

Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with itYou repost this and are proud to call yourself a SWAC Fan.

Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself.When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.You just wish Channy would form already!So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town!You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!You wish you could taste the creamy goodness or the fro yo machine.Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper. You suddenly want to go live in a vent.Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.You settle things by playing musical chairs.You do know there are 80 shades of white.You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.You can't say no to the kiss cam.You laugh at people who say double duty.You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs!You continously tell your friends Chad Dtkan Cooper is real.Mackenzie Falls is one of your favorite drama shows.

You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real. That's because he is..?

Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance. Yup. :) So, I try to NOT do it.. But that doesn't work.

Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself. Why wouldn't it be?When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken. The ONE time I did it.. Mah brother was like, "We need to get you to an asylum." :DYou watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube. Actually, no. I'm willed to watched Sonny With A Secret. But I'm strong. :)You just wish Channy would form already! And it did! Took about 2 years, but it happened!! ;)So Far So Great is always stuck in your head. Yusss! xD I have the CD now so it's worse.You think cheese pants are the coolest invention. I would love a pair of cheese pants.You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town! I'd love to visit. x)You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms. Mah grandma has a snuggie. It's a saints one. (WOOO! GO SAINTS.:) Yes, NOLA Saints. Yes, super bowl saints. lmfao. ANYWAY. I called it a blarmie, I think, and she looked at me like I was insane.Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO! No, no it is not. :\ I don't even have a cellphone.You wish you could taste the creamy goodness or the fro yo machine. I hear it's delicious.Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad! I think I did. once. Mah brother was like, "WHO'S CHAD? I'LL KICK HIS ASS." lmfao. :)You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper. It's mah fangirl crush. :D FACT: I did write a song about Sterling Knight, once. lmfao. It really wasn't good.. in mah opinion.You suddenly want to go live in a vent. Mah vents are kinda small.. :\ That'd be cool to be THAT thin AND visit mah vent. :DYour favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco. I would like that. :D But I do think, whoever wrote is incorrect. I believe it's lip GLOSS. :DYou settle things by playing musical chairs. That I've tried.You do know there are 80 shades of white. Chad said it. It's true. :DYou wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast. Naaah, I just yell at mah tv. :)You can't say no to the kiss cam YOU CAN'T!You laugh at people who say double duty. LMFAO! :)You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs! I've said it, leaving a room, before. :D Actually, it was mah facebook status a while back. Like, 6 people liked it. :DYou squeak like a fan girl every time you see implied Channy on the show. That I have, I kept telling mah mom, "I HAVE TO WATCH FFTF."

You watch that one episode of Hannah Montana and those 2min of Grey's Anatomy just because Sterling Knight is in it. Yes, yes I do.When someone doesnt know what Channy/SWAC is, you look at them like they're crazy. Because they are?You started saying things like, "Really, [insert name here]? Really?" I have done that, yes.Your new defense move is Chad's karate. YES. :D

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profie

My Faith:JesusJesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...He had no army, yet kings feared him...He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...Then copy and paste this into your profileIf you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says.."If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

I want child abuse to stop! and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cant see,

must be stid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get justOne whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid

I'm sradishing to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyesMy fathers sitting on the sofa with his friendHe pats the seat in the middle; i sitShivering so cold; a quilt he lends

"Jessy you love me dont you" a smile; hisTheir breathe spirts weep"Daddy you know i do; what is it?"He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...You talk to yourself a lot.You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.People think you have A.D.D.You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reasonYour friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

On with it!Hi, my name is Kazu.I like Writing and I like Athletics.I am running down the roadI suddenly tripped over.I come home with a scatch on my knee.My mummy begins to worry.I tell her I am fine.She sighs and says ok.I am at school.When suddenly I fall and hit a tree.I am sent to the sickbay.Then I am sent home.Mummy takes me to the doctors.The doctors tell mummy something.Mummy starts to cry.I tell her it's ok.I'm not going to die.She tells me I am starting.Starting to be slower.I don't know what it means.But I have become sick.I tell mummy it's ok.I will become better.Mummy starts to cry.Do I have cancer?Mummy says no.Then what do I suppose.As a year had past.I struggle to walk.My speech is getting slower.It's hard for me to talk.My friends like to help me.My classmates like to run.But I have to sit down.And watch them have fun.Then one day my teacher.Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out.And starts to get all snotty.The teacher tells my parents.I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow.I ask the teacher slowly.I am sorry I am useless.I start to cry and beg her.I want to go to school.The teacher gives a smile.And tells me she is sorry.The school cant really help me.The words were so cruel.The day I had to leave.My friends and classmates cried.The boys upon the windows.Wave to me goodbye.I smile and sit in the car.I am taken to a school.A school with special people.Just like me and you.I start to have some fun.I made a lot of friends.As many years passed again.I talk too slow to understand.I cannot run anymore.And I struggle to even stand.I cannot write in my diary.My motion is too slow.Then one day I am sent.To the hospital again.Now many years have passed.I lie in a warm bed.I cannot move my body.I cannot move again.I talk very slowly.I cannot move my head.My mummy sits there crying.My daddy looks depressed.I ask my mummy sadly.Am I going to die.My mother holds my hand.Yells and starts to cry.A few more years later.I have to shut my eyes.I cannot talk or move.I seem to have died.Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.this is this catthis is is catthis is how catthis is to catthis is keep catthis is a catthis is retard catthis is busy catthis is for catthis is forty catthis is seconds catNow go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorrythat I bought you rosesto tell you that I like you

I'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorrythat I open your car door,and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorryThat I'm not cute enoughto be "your guy"

I'm sorryThat I am actually nice;not a jerk

I'm sorryI don't have a huge bank accountto buy you expensive things

I'm sorryI like to spend quality nights at homecuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorryI would rather make love to you then just screw youlike some random guy.

I'm sorryThat I am always the one you need to talk to,but never good enough to date

I'm sorryThat I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorryThat I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorryIf I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorryIf I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorrythat you can't realize I've been the one all along.

I'm sorryIf you read this and know somebody like thisbut don't care

But most of all

I'm sorryFor not being sorry anymore

I'm sorryThat you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorryI can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is goodenough to make it in your world.

I'm sorryI caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorryThat I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorryThat I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm SorryThat I cared

I'm sorrythat I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there are never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes that mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'If you're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things"

Read now!Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!Guy: No, this is fun.Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.Guy: Then tell me you love me.Girl: I love you, now slow down!Guy: Now give me a big hug.She gives him a big hugGuy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

-If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 8, copy and paste this to your profile.

-Copy and Paste this into your profile if you've ever wondered if these things have a word limit... or are determined to find out by sticking as much junk in as possible! :D

-If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-2 percent of the fanfiction.net members are people who flame stories and who use their accounts just to accept complaints from people who they flame. If you think flamers should not exist, and there should only be constructive criticism, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

-If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

-If you hate girly-girls, or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like to steal other people's cool and funny phrases, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like to constantly update your Fanfiction profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love Sonny With A Chance, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you can't stop thinking of things to add to your profile, but really want to stop, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have a very wide variety of interests, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (LOL! At school me and my friends were in an old musicroom at breaktime and were messing around right. So I keeped on pretending to fall asleep and then my friend Maia would wake me up and i would yell something to do with SWAC. It was like the 5th time doing it and i jolted up shouted 'MACKENZIE STALLS!' the chair fell backwards so did i and i did a backwards roll hitting the piano! LOL! I had a massive bruise on the back of my knee the next day.)

-If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

-If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

-If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

-If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

-If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

-If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

-EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

-"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentance describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

-I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

-The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

-If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this.

-If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. (99 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall, 99 of Ferncloud's kits...take one down, pass it around, 98 of Ferncloud's kits on the wall!)

-If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

-If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

-93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

-If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

-If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy/paste onto profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy/paste onto profile.

-If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile. (Yeah! The lion king 1 the best!)

-If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy an paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (stupid locker!) copy and paste this to your profile.

-If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations, and copy and paste this to your profile.

-98 percent of teenagers, do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

-If you once choked on food, spit it out, and then it landed in your friends food and/or on their face copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you knew that 90 percent of all statistics can be made to say anything 50 percent of the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

-If you're nocturnal copy and paste this in your profile.

-Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

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-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy and paste.

-If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.

-If you have ever forgotten what you are talking about in a conversation, copy and paste.

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile.( Along with Paramore of course)

-If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and is hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE!

-Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

-Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

-If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (Iwas up until 4 in the morning the other day)

-If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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-If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Only crazy people understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, put this in your profile.

-If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

My dad said that i am so obsessed with SWAC that he might ban it! He says i should watch good shows like Hannah Montana (Which i do watch and find funny!) And yes. my dad like Hannah Montana! Weird!

I found thison someones profile and thought it was halarious!-

Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed by a Greek god, obtain a sycophant, date Gavin Rose, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible.

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Sapphire (dog) (Sonny Montana with wizards of starlight place/SM) Just imagen it with a blue streak

Sapphire (toddler) (SM) Again imagen with brown hair and blue streak.

Sapphire (Normal) (SM, Disney Chanel awards/DC, Adventure in the world of twilight/AT, Christmas magic/CM) I got this of my friend and loved ma look! Thanks Storm!

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Ok! I think you guys know what the other SM characters look like. LOL!

Esme gets tired of her kids' antics and decided to send them to be counsellors at John Island Camp. All Vampire, Jake and Nessie included. I don't own Twilight or John Island Camp. Very OOC. Rated T for language.

Twin sisters Nova and Maya have just discovered somthing they never thought was possible. What will happen in Twilight with them there? Will they find love? What will they do in Twilight? R&R don't like don't read. Seth/OC Paul/OC rated T for language

When Mr. Condor sends Mackenzie Falls and So Random! to Orlando, what will happen to Sonny and Chad's relationship. What will come of this so called "bonding trip"; bonding or break up? I do not own Sonny With a Chance. Please Read and Review!

Tawni and Zora are sick of the flirt fighting between Sonny and Chad so they make a plan to set them up. Little do they know that Portlyn and Chasity are planning to do the same. Can they work together to get Sonny and Chad together? Rated K idk y READ!

When Sonny, Chad, Tawni, Grady, Nico, Portlyn, Zora, Devon, Chasity, and a few guest stars chat what will happen? Will Channy, Sico, Chawni, Tawnico, Grasity, Jonny and a few other couples happen. Rated K cuz i felt like rating it that.

being a seven year old orphan is hard enough, for lissa all she wants is to escape. falling into the twilight books she seeks her chance at a new life. little dose she know that the story line has changed. things arn't as safe anymore. plz read & reveiw

AU. They were both teenagers with the same problems. And they had the same solution: Run away. They never expected meeting eachother. When they do, their lives turn into rollercoasters. Channy multi-chapter. "2010 Channy" double award winner.

Top of Sonny's TO DO LIST: Have a fab time on a five-star cruise, Top of Sonny's NEVER TO DO LIST: Get stuck on a uncharted island with...Chad Dylan Cooper! But she had be carefull..not everything or one on this island is means no harm FULL SUMMARY INSIDE

The studio has a Twin Convention. Sonny, Chad, and Zora's twins, Demi, Sterling, and Zaira come. What happens when Dylan and Cole Sprouse try to get Demi and Sonny? Will Chad and Sterling win them over with the help of Zora and Zaira? Up 4 ADOPTION!

Chad finds a list of how to be the perfect boyfriend online, and decides to use it on Sonny to get her to be his girlfriend! But will it work? Rated T because rating stories T is awesome! For PurpleTwilight's Sonny With a Chad Contest.

Ok so you've probably read a Harry going back in time to meet the Marauders fanfic. So now I give you a Marauders go into the future to meet Harry fanfic! First HP fanfic so go easy on me. Disclaimer: I do not own HP.

James & Sirius both have twin sisters. Watch them, along with Lily & Alice, become the Marauderettes. Who will win this war of pranks, love, fun & laughter? With animagi, werewolves, a mad ministry of magic and all the teachers are swearing revenge!

Chad, the great is tired of the same questions popping up in his comments on his blog. So he answers all the questions his readers bring. Drawing attention, the cast of So Random! and Mackenzie Falls do the same.. MultiChap/ some small Channy fluff

"How..how do you, you know, deal with it?" Chelsea took a deep breath, releasing it with a sigh. "I don't." Sequal to YBS. Details inside if you don't feel like reading that one. Multi-chap. Channy, Davsea, Tawnico, other couples. Romance/humor/drama.

In the book you see below, I've described you from head to toe. Your hair, your eyes, your voice, your smile, everything that makes my heart jump a mile. When you read this you will see, you and I are meant to be. Channy. Dedicated to PeaceLoveCheer45620.

"Well thanks for that, Chad, but you're not a genie. You can't snap your fingers and make my wish come true." "You're right, I'm not a genie. But if I was, what would your three wishes be?" Slightly OOC, at least for Sonny, one-shot. Pure Channy.

"Something tells me you guys have done this before." she flipped the magazine around, revealing her and Chad on it, hearts and plus signs around them. Ah, the fun that's possible with stickers. Channy fluff, Tawnico at the end, my usual one-shot.

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

Sonny wont give up till SR and MF are BFFS! So its time for a sleepover! Some people will have fun and let lose some will be shy and keep to themselves who knows! Rated K cuz I am sleepy! Read and Review CHANNY!

The story begins when Chad, on his middle 60's writes about his relationship with his wife, Sonny Munroe. How they met, the struggles they faced, everything about them. What they don't know, that it is something more than that. Channy. Contest entry.

Sonny messed up and she wants to fix things, but there's only so much time before something becomes permanent. For ZoraChannyTwilight4ever's contest. OK, my summary stinks, but please read. Channy! ONE-SHOT

A food fight goes sour and Sonny, Chad, Dakota, and Zora have to spend a week together sorting out their differences. If they don't, they lose their jobs. Will the enemies end their feud? Or will they hate each other even more? Channy.

When the casts of So Random and Mackenzie falls enter the jungle they are in for one hell of a ride. Challenging trials and adapting to jungle life is hard enough, but when there is a killer on the lose and it seems they have inside help, will they live?

I would of preferred if Nico and Grady would have tried making cheese icecream or something. It would of made everything...well, more disgusting, for one, but much easier. I like to stay in my own time, thank you. Channy! Zora/OC, other couples too.

This is a whole stack of random oneshots... none of them are related unless I say so. Most probably all just fluffy Channy. Those two are ADORACHANNYBUBBLE. yeah, I invented a new adjective. Read and Review, please?

Sonny and Chad have always had a rocky relationship... is it possible that they could have known eachother before Hollywood and just didn't know it? Follow Channy throughout their romance life. For ZoraChannyTwilight4ever's contest!

Thanks to a time machine Zora invented, Chad, Sonny, Tawni, Grady, Nico, and Zora are sent into the future where they discover their lives don't exactly turn out how they expected...Rated T for language, sexual content, mild violence, and mature themes.

Yeah I know, I know, When I compliment her She wont believe me, And its so, its so Sad to think she don't see what I see...sonny wont believe chad that she's amazing and he isnt going out with tawni so its up to chad to convince her -channy are together-

So what happens when the stars of hit Tween shows 'So Random' and 'McKenzie Falls' have to go on a road trip together to sort out there problems? Will they be able to put their differences behind them and enjoy the ride? Channy later on. T for safety x

I suppose there's no one that bad here that I could get stuck under the mistletoe with. Except- "Randoms." Him. Channy, Tawnico, as most of my one-shots are. Merry...December! Well it's not Christmas yet. One-shot.

"Will you go out with me?" I was about to scream yes, but then I looked back at the muffin. Then at Nico. Muffin. Nico. Muffin. Muffin vs. Nico? Tawnico. Set in SWAK when Tawni's flirting with her muffin.

Based on the songs "Crazier", "I Gotta Feeling", and mostly on "How We Do This". At a Condor Studios dance, Mr. Condor does a "lottery" dance partner pick for a slow dance. Before FFTF. I don't own SWAC! Please review! :D

Just a dream songfic multichapter. takes place after sonny with a choice. How will chad and Sonny take it after they break each other's heart? This song matches their feelings perfectly. The ending of Channy is here...

Read if your a Demi Lovato fan!Demi Lovato put in treatment center for anorexia and self harm cutting . Hope she gets better soon. BTW if you have a twitter, please support Demi by tweeting #prayfordemi and #staystrongdemi

Today was the day. Everyone from So Random! were standing side by side. Not knowing what the future had in store. Most had many unborn dreams, while the others, had many new plans in store. So Random! is coming to an end and they are all saying goodbye.

SEQUEL to Can I Have This Dance. Sonny and Chad decide to go to Disney World with their cast and get together like the day they first made up. Little did they know,their are twins just waiting to come out. I SUCK AT SUMMERIES! Please READ AND REVIEW!

Smile though your heart is aching, smile even though it's breaking. Sonny turns up to work without a smile on her face. What she's upset about, nobody knows. All she seems to be doing is going through pictures. Channy. Happy ending.

"You know, like in all those movies where the guy gives the girl a ride and it's perfect and magical and they kiss..." I gave him a skeptical look. "That's unbelievably cheesy, even for you." For Twipi's "Chad, where did my driver's license go?" contest.

Formerly "Asking Out SM," Sequal to "Getting Over Sonny Munroe." Chad wants to ask Sonny out after he finds out she likes him. Problem, he just can't seem to do it. He gets the - unwanted - help from two - barely - friends. Multi-Chapter, Channy.

Chad set's up this crazy idea of making Sonny think she lost her Driver's License. One-shot for Twipi's contest.Please please review and join Twipi's contest. She won't let me in unless more people join her contest! R&R

So Random! is moving to the UK in one week. What do you think Sonny and the rest of the So Random cast will do? What about Chad, is he finally going to reveal to Sonny his feelings or just let her go? Tune in to find out! Channy!

What can one original song from Youtube do to Sonny Munroe that involves Mr. Cooper. Dedicated to Arie Jay for birthday. And all the other boys and girls birthday today. Have a good one! READ AND REVIEW!

Sonny was in shock, the one time she really need him, he wasn't here! Why hadn't he told her? I guess neither of us thought I'd need him there when I cried. She thought to herself as she curled up on the prop room couch. My first Song-Fic *eep!* Rated T

Sonny and Chad have been dating for 3 months now. They want to take their relationship to a whole new level but would the feud between the Falls and Randoms prevent this? They would do anything, even another Camp! It gets better so R & R! Multi-chapter

"Sonny, boys are gross!" Rules are ment to be broken, aren't they? Cute little one-shot. Channy, Tawni/Skylar. Skylar is Devon on MF, btw. Takes place when they are all little kids, not actors and stuff. I repeat, CHANNY!

"And when I look into your pretty eyes, my heart just drops." Chad began leaning forward, and his eyes closed. Wait, is he going to kiss me? Not really a song fic, but the song Dumb Love by Sean K. is in it. Channy, TawniSkylar, GradyChastity, Portlynico.

One-Shot Sonny/Chad. Sonny realizes that she loves Chad. Chad realizes that he loves Sonny. How is Tawni helping them in a way ? How are they going to tell each other? Read to find out. Story is wayyy better than summary. Read and Review

"I may not know about your family, or your life. I may not know what your hobbies are or what your favorite food is. But I know that I love you, and I know that in your heart you love me back." Chad said looking deeply into her eyes.

The so random cast were meant to be going on a holiday to Miami by themselves, but they soon find out that not only are they going on holiday with Mackenzie falls, but they also have to be sharing a hotel suite with them! Full of summer romance!

What if Mr. Condor wants to make Channy official. With the help of Tawni and Marta,they will make it happen in one night. Will it work? Channy. I suck at summeries but please read. It's better inside! Please read and REVIEW!

STOP THE STORY STEALING! Where's all the orignality gone, people? If you can't come up with your own story, then don't take credit for someone elses. There's a bunch of original ideas here, that I am happy to share.

Dedicated to Miranda. Chad drives Sonny to work and to pass the time they play The Couple Name Game "You take two names and put them together." "So Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez would be either Niley or Sick!" ONE SHOT. Channy!

Chad and Sonny have been best friends since the fued between So Random and Mackenzine Falls ended. They always had feeling for each other. He finally decides is going to ask Sonny out. But something tragic happens. Read more to find out! Oneshot.

It was a tradition that had started long ago, back when both of them worked at Condor Studios. He was the star of the Falls, she the sweet girl of So Random. They had grown to be close friends over time, much to the chagrin of their respective casts.

"Chad! T-This isn't normal! You haven't boasted about yourself for three weeks!" She said, pacing around the room in worry. I chuckled at her and grabbed her wrist. "Goodbye Apathy." I whispered and leaned down to capture her ruby lips with mine.

Mr Condor opened a website for the teens at Condor Studios to write Blogs and chat and when Sonny writes a blog and Chad replies, we see that Chad Dylan Cooper is alot sweeter online than he is in person. Various Channy things online and by phone

Sonny found a notebook in the prop house. Written on the notebook are story of the stars of Mackenzie Falls and So Random! What will Sonny find out about her cast mates and the cast of Mackenzie Falls?

Zora's always had quirky inventions. It's just who she is. But what about when she somehow builds...robots? Robots based off of her and her friends? Well, this should be fun. Multi-Chapter. Channy and Tawnnico.

"You could send her a little note with love hearts on it, or leave a trail of roses up to her dressing room..." "I want to tell her that I love her, not that I'm gay." Chad goes to Tawni for advice on how to ask Sonny out.

Sonny finds an old notebook from the studios first show. The stories sound so much like things that have happened to her. She starts to think that maybe history repeats itself. Oc/Oc and Channy. Rating might change.

"That's it" Lexi stated kicking the door so hard, it fell out of its hinges.Lexi took a step inside and looked at sonny,who was staring up at Lexi open mouthed."You should really get that fixed"Lexi pointed out, staring at the door. ONE SHOT,Maybe more.

Remind Sonny Munroe and Chad Dylan Cooper to thank Grady for bringing the walkie-talkies, and Tawni for leaving hers in the Prop House. One-shot, Channy. Romance/Humor/Hurt/Comfort/Friendship, all together.

Nico sees dancing penguins, Grady is shot with garlic, Tawni is attacked by a porcupine, Chad and Sonny get stuck together in quicksand, and Zora fights vampires? And who's Poopsie Fredrick Martin? Find out in this crazy fic about our favorite characters.

One-shot. Chad hears someone scream from the other studio, a.k.a. So Random's. He runs over to see what happened. And then... Let's just say that the sight that's waiting for him wasn't what he expected. HIL-ARIOUS. I think.

Chad has been mushy with his girlfriend and Sonny just can't take it anymore. Sonny loves Chad. What happens when Sonny gives up on Chad? Might be a one-shot or two-shot. It depends. It's my first story and it's Channy! :

Sonny and Chad are on there first date at the movies. Sonny buys this sour spray for her treat and Chad decideds to randomly buy one too, putting it in the same pocket where his extra mint breath spray is. CHANNY sorta.

OK, I got this idea from Time To Question iCarly by seddielovesham. we've had SWAC and Twilight so review for more! T cause I have no idea what will happen. These are Facebook, Quizilla, Quibblo and your own questions. See A/N at bottom.

Chad wants to do everything to make this moment perfect, but somehow, despite his willingness to make a complete fool out of himself to do it, his attempts to make their first kiss go right, always seem to go wrong.

-"He's most definitely crazy. But then again, so is she for loving him."- Once upon a time, a boy and a girl fell in love. This is their story. Dedicated to the wonderful, hilarious Abbie. Winner of FanFreak4Channy's contest!

"As soon as the drama-snobs step on to my secret sesnor plate," she pointed at the floor. "The springs beneath the buckets will activate, knocking the buckets down and onto them. Concluding them covered in pink paint." Zora finished. Short one-shot.

"What's this?" I asked Zora. "A maze. "No, I mean what's it for. And Tawni, why do you look scared?" "The answer to both of those questions is the same. The reason for the maze and Tawni's fright is this." One-shot, Channy and other pairings.

"Spongebob is a children's program and if you haven't noticed you're sixteen" "I may look sixteen but I have the heart of a six year old" Chad goes to see Sonny when she doesn't show up at work and finds out about her "secret obsession."

Random One-shot. i got the idea whilst on my work experience. "Okay, bye." He said fast. He hurried from the room and left me there like a lemon."What just happened?" I asked myself. 'i will love you until the last rose dies' CHANNY, please read, thanks:

Sonny is interviewed for Tween Weekly and one of the questions is "What is your type of guy?" Seeing it, Chad takes drastic measures to fit these guidelines. Oneshot. Kinda Random. CHANNY! Rated Teen for language and to be safe.

The Cullens and Bella have to take care of babies to pass high school. But one of the baby's parents die and they have to take care of it! There's a twist that hasn't come yet! BD spoiler. R&R plz! It even gets better than the summary says! CHAPTER 10

Sonny is sick and calls Chad.-Takes a strange turn in the end but hopefully you'll like it. I suck at summaries but I hope you'll like the story. My first SWAC fic! Read and Review please! Let me know what you think! Rated T for safety. As always!

Chad Dylan Cooper was never one to get nervous, but there's something about this girl that gives him the butterflies, butterflies that make him puke on her, butterflies that get worse as they grow closer.Five million butterflies. Channy one-shot for Heidi

Well, the show never talks about Zora that much, so this is my take on her. It's basically what she hears when she is in the vent. So, yeah. CHANNY. TAWNICO. Rated T just 'cause. This may include one or two Demi songs. Idk yet. Read and Review.

"I need your advice Tawni, what do I do?" - When Sonny reveals what's been bothering her about her relationship with Chad, she doesn't EXPECT him to hear. And when he does, how will he react to what she has to say? - Channy, ONESHOT, full of fluff! Cs

When two people are this right for each other, there's only one thing you can do! Right? Wrong. Ugh, but whyyy? "Why do I always have to be with the one with the brain? Selena Gomez, to the rescue!" So, will there FINALLY be a 'Channy?

When Sonny has a freak accident involving a hairdryer and a bath, she wakes to find she has a mysterious power...mind-reading.Will this power help innocent Sonny realise what people really think about her? Especially a certain jerkthrob. Channy ensues

Sonny and Chad had one of their 'Fine, Fine, Good, Good' arguments. What happens when Chad finds Sonny singing and dancing in her dressing room? Will Channy ensue? Story is better than summary. Based off Orianthi song "Shut Up and Kiss Me".

While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?

Join the entire Cullen family, plus Bella, as they make their way through Disneyland and California Adventures on Bella's first time to Disneyland. Add a dash of Edward being his brooding self and one liners from a sleepy human and you have one hot mess.

Follow up to one-shot 'A Summers Day' but not required to read. When Chad and his new girlfriend Sonny get into a fight, Chad has to use the language of love to win her back again, luckily Miss Bitterman's on hand to help. One-shot. BIG Channy fluff!

Me and a couple of my friends decide to fly in to Jacksonville from England, and embark on a 2.5 thousand mile journey in a camper van to meet, hang out with, and never have to leave, the Cullens. Rated T just in case.

It takes one heck of a girl to make Chad Dylan Cooper act like a fool, but when he accidentally stands her up, he's willing to 'bawk', make cookies and more. Written for DemiandSelenaFan. Includes cookie-making, flour-fighting Channy fluff. One-Shot

The day before moving to Forks, Bella finds and reads the Twilight series. What will she do when she moves to Forks and meets the Cullens? What changes? What stays the same?Read to find out! ExB, rated T just in case. PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT AN!

Chad comes over to Sonny's house, and discovers some very interesting possessions of hers... "Sonny, why do you have a Chad Dylan Cooper teddy bear?" Oneshot, slight Channy. Humor fic. Inspired by The Tale of a Pair of Plaid Boxers, by xxHeadInTheStarsx.

Look at where I am. All because of that stupid smile. I'm going to kill Sonny. Not literally, of course. But I'll definitely exact my revenge. Because this is just low. Low, that is all I can say. Low.

Hasn't every girl always wanted that perfect kiss in the rain? Sonny did. What happens when Chad Dylan Cooper walks in on a daydreaming Sonny, and how will she escape from her dreams becoming his joke. My first short story!

Sonny has the house to herself and "So Random" sleeps over! What happens when Chad shows up-invited? With a night filled with endless pranks, laughs and messes, it's hard to know the outcome! Channy included! So get ready for a hilarious night!

13 Weeks... 16 Teen Celebrities... No Adults... and a house to themselves... on camera! Each week one house guest will leave. Who will align? Who will be enemies? Who will find romance? Who will win? Expect the unexpected! SONNY/CHAD and others. ON HIATUS

The Condor studio throws a Halloween party! But what happens when a ghost residing in Studio 13 scares the stars away? And who's this rival studio company that NO ONE'S talking about? Read if you dare! Some Channy in here! October Special

“You’ve reached me, CDC. If you’re a pretty lady, leave a pretty message and I’ll get back to you immediately. If you’re a dude, leave a message and I’ll- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING SONNY! *crash sound*” BEEEEP. ChadSonny. Now a twoshot

The studio's annual talent show is here! Mr. Condor puts Sonny in charge to make it the best show ever. That's a little hard to do when Chad keeps on pushing her to let him into the show. One-shot S/C.

If sonny wasn't in such a bad mood it wouldn't have happened, if chad wasn't trying to be nice it wouldn't have happened, of course then they wouldn't have admitted it to each other, Of course Mother nature is unpredictable. CHANNY

Did you ever wonder why Chad likes to pretend he doesn't care, or why doesn't care oer all maybe because he had a bad past before Mackenzie Falls. it hurt to much to talk about until Sonny said something that made him explode, Perfect past? yeah right.

no one knew Sonny could sing but a karaoke compitition releases her angelic voice that seems to hyponotize a certain guy from Mackenzie falls. when he asks to be his singing partner on the t.v. star sings, will it start a spark? SonnyXChad.

Nessie is 16 and has a chance at trying out the 'normal life' but as always secrets are told and things happen, many surprises are ahead for her but is she really ready for it? nessieXjacob Full summary inside -toodles.

Every long lost dream led me to where you are Others who broke my heart they were like Northern stars Pointing me on my way into your loving arms This much I know is true That God blessed the broken road That led me straight to you -Rascal Flatts

This is what would happen if me and my mates plus ashley greene and allisyn ashley arm hosted and directed the first ever The Disney Channel Awards! Feturing us hand counting votes! First ever crossover! PLEASE R&R! on hold!

When 3 sisters wish upon a star and they wake up in the world of vampires, and werewolves,before everything happens, will they be able to keep the future a secret or will everyone find out about it. will eventually include alec. on hold.