Pop Quiz

What reasonable inference can be drawn from the fact that I’m still in the law library at 2 a.m.?
( A ) I’m a loser.
( B ) I’m devoted to my studies.
( C ) I procrastinated heavily yesterday.
( D ) I live in the law library.
( E ) Trick question, it’s actually only 1:56 a.m.
( F ) Other: ____________

I’d have to go with the homelessness suggestion posted above. Just kidding, we all know its (F), steve is in the library because he is a geek who spends too much time working on his website and looking at porn when he should be studying, and therefore has to stay at the library until the wee hours of the morning.