A little vocab for ya
Annetastic (adj.) : being cool, fun, and sexy without having to make any extra effort whatsoever. The annetastic girl made it known that she was smoking hot and in control of her man.

A to the K (n.) : a gorgeous girl who knows it and shows it. A to the K made her way down to Burger King flaunting her sexiness for everyone to see.

Denation (n.) : a group of persons who think Dennis Monroe is 'code pink' and respond to his very attractive flirting. The denation all squealed when Dennis walked in to BK and winked at them.

Code Pink (n.) : when there is a hot guy at Burger King. Ashley, Allison, and Anne all yelled 'code pink in the office' when Dennis went to count his deposit.

Code Brown (n.) : see Mike Kern.

Mike Kern (n.) : see Code Brown.

Michael Morris (n.) : see douche bag.

Douche bag (n.) n : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas. Michael Morris is a douche bag.

Start at GRCC in the fall. Spend two years there and get my Associate in Arts degree for Pre-Secondary Education with empasis in speech, english, and theater. Transfer to either GVSU or WMU to complete my four-year degree seeking program to get my Bachelor of Arts degree with a major in Secondary Education and minors in English and Theater. Finally, take my Basic Skills Test for Teacher's Certification and my Michigan Content Test in English and Theater. Then finally, start applying for jobs as a high school English teacher who can also be a director for the school's plays and musicals. Sound good? I think so.

I've decided to stop using my phone. I'm wasting so much money putting stupid minutes on it that it's just not worth it. If I were to put minutes on it now, I would have spent 60 dollars so far in a months' span on minutes. So, I've decided that what I'll do is save up my money for one of those Visa secured credit cards (it's 300 dollars deposit), then I will use it to establish a credit score. Once I have done that, THEN I will get a phone with a plan, that way I can actually afford it. Plus, it will be nice to have a phone that has unlimited nights and weekends and stuff like that. So, on that note, please call me on my home phone at 616-696-0007. And, you can also get a hold of me at work at 616-696-2164. Oh, and there's also AIM or Yahoo. As far as phone numbers go, 616-510-5945 is DEAD.

MORE: I would like to wish THE Anne E. Howland a happy 21st birthday. May your following week be filled with fun, perpetual drunkeness, and D-Town mayhem. And please, call me when you are drunk and leave a voicemail. Those are fun to play back when you are sober ;)

MORE: The little fruity half-mirror on my cellphone cracked today. Does that mean that I'll carry around with me 7 years of bad luck?

EDIT: Anyone who is worried about me and worried about my actions as of late, I'm fully aware of what I've been doing. And yes, a small part of me is ashamed for some ideas that I had. But, I have to say that most of the time it was exactly what I say it was, harmless fun.

And don't worry, I'll change the way I've been acting. The things I have done lately aren't really my style. I just wanted to be fun. To actually be liked as something else besides the "nice guy."

Last night was great. We blew some hours on payroll, but it wasn't our fault. I wasn't gonna send home Mike or anything, and I needed Allison. So if Stacy has a problem with hours last night, she'll have to get over it. Everything else was good. Waste was... well, there was that mishap where someone must've hit the dial while they were turning the broiler (*cough*AndyDoug*cough*) and made the speed too fast and we wasted about 24 burgers. Yeah, that pissed me off big time. Let's see, I did all my bookwork (days bookwork too because none of it was done). SOS was... high, but only because we were trying to have no waste by the end of the night. Cash was... short, by about $4, but three of it was from daybreak so I really only was short a dollar for my shift.

Wow, I guess it wasn't a good night. I admit it, if Allison wasn't there I'd have probably ripped some hair out. "Not gonna lie."