Spare a thought for failed socials, as you stroll across campus at night, passing groups of waterfowl, and ponder about all the events that might be happening right now. I’m not talking here about those nights filled with laughter, drink, and streams of new faces; I’m talking here about the scrawny little twin of those bar crawls: the crap social

Millions of years of almost miraculous evolution has created the most intelligent, adventurous and questioning organism ever, but now much of the species spends large chunks of the time, apparently happily, sitting down and soaking up a torrent of mind-numbing ‘entertainment’ and sensationalised news