My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

What's My Job?

I can’t tell you how many times some brainwashed ambot shows up to my blog and leaves a comment telling me I have a job and work for someone else and I’m a loser who is making my boss rich. Total amspeak. At every Amway meeting I attended the cult leaders would sneer at people who had jobs like its some kind of deadly communicable disease.

When I call the ambot a fucking liar and press the ambot for details on where I work, who my boss is, what kind of job I have, and most importantly where is all this money I’m supposedly making at my job - they retreat into silence. The lying bastards who’ve accused me of having a job like that’s such a terrible thing don’t respond.

It is inconceivable to brainwashed ambots that there are actually people in the world who do not have jobs. Their cult leaders say everybody has a job and everybody has a boss so the ambots blindly believe them. After all one of the cardinal rules in Amway is “never question upline!”

Ambots are mesmerized by Amway cult leaders who claim to have retired when they were twenty-one. If they can do it so can everyone else. Younger ambots become disrespectful to anyone who is still working a job. They are driven by greed for material possessions and don’t want to work a job for somebody else. Very obviously failing to understand that when you work for Amway as a commissioned salesperson, thinly disguised as being an independent business owner, you are still following Amway’s rules and policies just like in any other type of job.

A lot of people have jobs, particularly in their 20’s, 30’s, and 40’s. In their 50’s a lot of people are moving into semi-retirement and some are retiring from their jobs and starting up their own business. There’s a segment of the population in the working years range of 20 to 60 who are unable to work due to physical or mental disabilities. Also in that same age group are housewives or househusbands whose spouse is the sole income earner, lottery winners, heirs, people who live off their investments and others who are capable of working but for whatever reason choose not to do so.

I don’t judge people whether they work or do not work. But then I’m not an ambot!

Unlike the fairy tale that ambots believe from their cult leaders about how everyone has a job and has a boss, it just ain’t true. It must be mind-blowing to brainwashed ambots to discover that there are people in the world who for one reason or another are not employed by someone because their Amway cult leaders have brainwashed them into believing that everyone else in the world who is not in Amway has a job.

I have not had a job for years other than working our own business. Even now as we move into semi-retirement we talk about opening up a different type of business maybe within the next 5 years. And we’re not talking some phony ass Scamway business!

Maybe we’ll end up being like Amway Diamonds and never really fully retire!

Even though its been years since I’ve had a boss - and no my husband does not count he knows who the real boss is! - I see nothing wrong with people who hold down jobs. Not everyone is capable of being self employed or running their own business, whether it be finances, smarts, motivation, etc not everyone has what it takes. Ambots - who are better than everyone else because they are “business owners” - show their contempt and disgust towards workers while failing to grasp that not everyone has what it takes to be self employed. And again I’m not talking about signing up to be a phony ass Scamway IBO or similar MLM that pumps up their employees by pretending to them that they are real business owners. Just because I don’t work a job for an employer there is no need for me to look down my nose at those who do and sneer at them that they’ll always be a broke loser working for someone else.

That’s a job for fucking inconsiderate brainwashed Amway IBO’s and their better than everyone else attitude!

2 comments:

Anna - Although it is impossible for castrated Ambot brains to understand, it is patently obvious to anyone with fully-functioning critical and evaluative faculties, that in the adult world of quantifiable reality, whatever traditional business, job or profession non-'Ambots'pursue, they need to receive a net-reward from it in order to put food on the table, pay their rent/mortgage/bills, etc.

Down the years, the overwhelming majority of ill-informed people who have started to become infected by the puerile 'MLM income opportunity' lie, have found themselves obliged to re-enter the adult world of quantifiable reality when their money ran out. However, a small percentage of obedient little 'MLM' boys and girls have played the 'one day we all will be rich', 'MLM' game of make-believe for many years - going to almost any lengths to obtain the cash to continue to hide from reality.

Unfortunately, like junkies, all chronic 'MLM' addicts have to have a source of revenue in order to finance their progressively expensive and self-destructive habit. Most have simply wasted their own resources, and/or gone into debt. However, a few (like my own brother) have turned to crime.

The most-fanatical Ambot minds have been programmed to interpret the manipulation, and/or cheating, and/or dispossession, and/or destruction of inferior outsiders (particularly those who challenge the authenticity of the 'MLM' game) as perfectly justifiable.

It is impossible for such dangerous 'MLM' fanatics to see humour in their situation or to feel pity for, or to empathise with, their victims.

David - you're slipping. Your comment only has a readibility level of Grade 16.7 at university graduate level instead of the usual readibility at doctorate graduate level!

Let's see how many ambots can quit their job or walk away from their own real business and see how they can make it on only an Amway commission. They'd never be able to make the minimum 100PV purchases to get their $10 commission check.

I've seen articles out there about former Diamonds who've gone back to work at real jobs for other employers. Its hard funding the lifestyle built around lies when you only have an Amway income.

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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I'm married to a former Ambot - one of those annoying commissioned Amway salespeople. Fortunately he saw the light of the horrible cult he was part of and ended his association. I'm here to report on the crap he took and I had to put up with. Hoping I might be able to help some poor souls who find themselves in the same situation I was - married to an ambot.