Let's just complete our alphabet soup. Almost all of these are titles that you can find somewhere (although to be fair not always in higher education. I'll let you guess at the handful that I made up.)

CZO -- Chief Zeitgeist Officer (someone has to be accountable for culture.)

Much of this administrative bloat comes from legislative demand, either directly or indirectly. This whole "equity" movement is fairly recent and ties to the accountability metrics of retaining and graduating students who may face barriers other students don't face as they enter college. Others, such as related to "quality" are more self-inflicted; we claim they come from legislative mandate, but they are more the whims of professional spin doctors.

As I look at this, I am less embarrassed that we create so many officers. It's that we still so blatantly use the term "Chief." I much prefer "Head," but that is probably a path we shouldn't go down.