1. (which bus are you waiting for?) [the atheist bus]
2. (that's bizarre!) [yes, I've head it says "Relax, there is no god" on the side]
3. (how long have you been waiting?) [four hours]
4. (and you believe it will come soon?) [of _course_ not]
5.
6. [it won't come if I _believe_ in it]

Richard Wiseman gave a most interesting and highly amusing talk last night at Skeptics in the Pub, Oxford. And he didn’t even plug his new book, “59 Seconds: Think a Little, Change a Lot.” At least, not very much.

It just goes to show that “rigour” and “humour” both have an “ou” in them.