The Joy of Work

[Dilbert's Guide to Finding Happiness at the Expense of your Co-workers]

"I cried because I did not have an office with a door, until I met a man who had no cubicle." - Dilbert

"After your boss has taken away your door, your walls, and your storage areas, there aren't many options left for the next revolution in office design. One of the following things is likely to go next: the floor; the ceiling; your happiness.

I think the floor will stay, but only because your company would have to dig a huge hole all the way to the other side of the earth to get rid of it. As you can imagine, a huge hole through the earth would represent a serious threat to office productivity."