Tuesday, October 17, 2017

I Can Now Be Recycled

Right around noon time my wife drove me home from the hospital with my brand new titanium shoulder. My instructions were simple, "When I die don't bother to bury me. Just put me out with the soup cans and used aluminum foil."

The pain is finally manageable but I have a long ways to go. And I love sticking refrigerator magnets to myself. Any suggestions?

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