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How do I ask a Question someone will anwser...

I do not understand how this system works, could someone explain to me?
What is a signature?
What is a tidle?
Why should I create my own User page if will just be huffed?
Am I talking right as in asking this question here, or is this a joke?

Due to the regrettable fact that you have entirely forgotten to sign your posts, the entirety of Uncyclopedia is very mad at you. This is rather unfortunate as many of us are capable of summoning Grues at will. I politely suggest that you quickly rectify this by using the four-tilde rule whenever you post on a talk page from now on. Copy and paste the following handy text for your own convenience in signing your posts: ~~~~

So what do all of the Acronym links before your shrunk date and time --Qronkite, James Qronkite 04:29, 24 February 2008 (UTC)
All of the P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Red Balloon (Are the Sir Red Balloon), and Tick Tock are they awards?--Qronkite 04:32, 24 February 2008 (UTC)