Winner, the Guy: Ready guys? Meet you at the bottom of the standings!!!

Runner-up, craigerswuzhere: "Come on guys, let's hurry up. There's no line to get into the ball pit."

Second runner-up, Jamil R: In an attempt to help draft picks and newly signed free agents get over the fact that they are now going to New Jersey, the Nets ownership takes all recently acquired players out for a day of games and ice cream.