“One of my goals as U.S. senator will be to ditch cocaine Mitch. When you vote for me, you’re voting for the sake of the kids,” he said with a smile, while providing no context for the new sobriquet. Politico noted that Blankenship might have been referencing a 2014 report from The Nation that reported drugs were once discovered on a shipping vessel owned by the family of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, McConnell’s wife.

In a statement released on his Facebook page Tuesday morning, Blankenship confirmed that he was referencing the Nation story about Chao’s family business.

That's really got it all, doesn't it?

Blankenship, you'll recall, is the guy who just got out of jail last year for the crime of allowing 27 miners to die as a result of his lax compliance with safety regulations.

Apparently, he's not doing that well in the polls. And yet he seems so nice.