If we're not going to outright skip people, we at least need a one or two strike system where we will skip you if you repeatedly make us wait. We've done that in the past.

I know I'm gonna hear complaints for 3 or 4 people yelling "what's the hurry?," but this thing would inevitably move even slower if I (and others) stopped trying to help it along with texts, PMs, etc. The longer this drags out, the quicker people lose interest.