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Thursday, May 16, 2013

Singa Didn't Resign

This Singapore Kindness Movement publicity stunt was floating around on Facebook but I know the truth behind Singa's resignation.

Singa Didn't Resign:

1. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was lion.
2. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He went to LA to develop his career with Wyclef's jeans.
3. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was asked to be Emeritus Senior Courtesy Mentor.
4. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He abdicated.
5. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was asked to leave for having an affair with the Merlion.
6. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He went to join the Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy.
7. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He stepped down to make way for new blood.
8. @danielgoh: #SingaDidntResign He asked for a transfer to the zoo so he can be the mane attraction.
9. @joleeqh: #SingaDidntResign He's getting ready for GE2016.
10. @ShunfuMart: #SingaDidntResign He is under investigation for misappropriating money to fund a new career in pop music.
11. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign His job was taken by a more polite foreign lion willing to work for less.
12. @gweezilla: Rumour is, #SingaDidntResign. He was pushed.
13. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was asked to be the director of a $2 company belonging to a political party.
14. ‏@Fake_PMLee: #SingaDidntResign , he will be replaced by another animal but this time it will be political so that the public can assess its performance.
15. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was made director of "Special Projects".
16. @Fake_PMLee: #SingaDidntResign, he is now mascot without portfolio.
17. @Fake_PMLee: #SingaDidntResign, his work permit was revoked after taking part in Merlion Park #GE13 protest.
18. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He is going for Sir Alex Ferguson’s job.
19. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign Teamy the Bee stabbed his back and questioned his productivity.
20. @ShunfuMart: #SingaDidntResign He's being charged with under age "kindness".
21. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was fired for mounting a crane.
22. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign Teamy the Bee stabbed his back and questioned his productivity.
23. #SingaDidntResign He just liked it better when he didn’t need pants at work.

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Singa Didn't Resign

This Singapore Kindness Movement publicity stunt was floating around on Facebook but I know the truth behind Singa's resignation.

Singa Didn't Resign:

1. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was lion.
2. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He went to LA to develop his career with Wyclef's jeans.
3. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was asked to be Emeritus Senior Courtesy Mentor.
4. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He abdicated.
5. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was asked to leave for having an affair with the Merlion.
6. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He went to join the Lee Kuan Yew School of Public Policy.
7. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He stepped down to make way for new blood.
8. @danielgoh: #SingaDidntResign He asked for a transfer to the zoo so he can be the mane attraction.
9. @joleeqh: #SingaDidntResign He's getting ready for GE2016.
10. @ShunfuMart: #SingaDidntResign He is under investigation for misappropriating money to fund a new career in pop music.
11. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign His job was taken by a more polite foreign lion willing to work for less.
12. @gweezilla: Rumour is, #SingaDidntResign. He was pushed.
13. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was asked to be the director of a $2 company belonging to a political party.
14. ‏@Fake_PMLee: #SingaDidntResign , he will be replaced by another animal but this time it will be political so that the public can assess its performance.
15. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was made director of "Special Projects".
16. @Fake_PMLee: #SingaDidntResign, he is now mascot without portfolio.
17. @Fake_PMLee: #SingaDidntResign, his work permit was revoked after taking part in Merlion Park #GE13 protest.
18. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He is going for Sir Alex Ferguson’s job.
19. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign Teamy the Bee stabbed his back and questioned his productivity.
20. @ShunfuMart: #SingaDidntResign He's being charged with under age "kindness".
21. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign He was fired for mounting a crane.
22. @mrbrown: #SingaDidntResign Teamy the Bee stabbed his back and questioned his productivity.
23. #SingaDidntResign He just liked it better when he didn’t need pants at work.