Did you know the odds of a Vault-Tec shelter failing are 1,763,497 to 1?So imagine life in a Vault-Tec Vault. Not just a future.A brighter future... underground.Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

probably not going to happen seeing as i don't ever plan to reproduce. i don't think the world is ready for that, nor am i. but hypothetically i'd be the grandpa that blazes up all the time and the kids never wanna come to my house cuz it smells funny (like straight ganja) which would be fine w/ me because i don't like kids all that much anyway.

"... and on either side of the river was the tree of life, with its twelve kinds of fruit, yielding its fruit each month. The leaves of this tree were for the healing of nations.

The one that PRETNEDS to have Alzheimers and multiple personalities, just so I can **** with people.

I'll be sitting eating dinner and look at my oldest granson, and say "Angus! I haven't seen you since first communion!" Then sit their for a couple of seconds, then yell "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY HORSE!?!?" Then **** my pants.Then tell everybody about it, then go to bed.

I voted a jolly grandparent, but where's the option for a helplessly senile (yet vulgar) forgetful old grandparent who insists on telling the same stories over and over again including naughty language and laughing at them each time?

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I'd rather post a chat up line with an escape route in case it starts going wrong.

I plan to be the type that uses his age as an excuse for ridiculously inappropriate behaviour and tells long meandering stories about my time in wars that either never happened or that I was too young to fight in.I also plan to make really really politically incorrect statements very loudly in public.

"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."-George Washington

I plan to be the type that uses his age as an excuse for ridiculously inappropriate behaviour and tells long meandering stories about my time in wars that either never happened or that I was too young to fight in.I also plan to make really really politically incorrect statements very loudly in public.