12 outrageous Mile High Club stories

1. "Would not repeat."

"One of the most mortifying moments of my life was getting caught doing this. My GF at the time and I really wanted to try, so we booked seats on a redeye, thinking no-one would pay us any mind. She went into the bathroom, and I joined her a minute later. I go in, and since we have been whispering about it and thinking about it for weeks I am hard and she is wet. I put it in and BAM BAM BAM the fucking stewardess is banging on the door and saying, 'Come out right now! I know what you are doing in there!' We look at each other in horror and I instantly lose my erection. We button ourselves up and skulk out to major stink eye from everyone sitting nearby (several people were woken up by the stewardess banging on the door/yelling). Had to sit through the rest of the flight with blue balls and extreme shame. The stewardess pointed us out to the captain as we were getting off the flight. 1/5 would not repeat." [via]

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2. "It was the perfect crime."

Eight hours into the 13-hour flight from JFK to Dubai. After that much time in the air, the FAs are taking a break and most of the people are sleeping. The bigger disabled lavatory is up near the flight deck of the A380. She walked into the lav and left the door unlocked. I waited a few minutes and then followed her in. After cleaning up, I walked out and she followed a couple minutes after that. The perfect crime." [via]

3. "It was awesome."

"I told the flight staff before boarding my GF at the time needed help using the [toilet] because of personal issues. I also informed them we are highly embarrassed about it since on our last flight the crew made a huge deal when we were seen going in together (which is a lie). Near the end of the flight we slipped off into the bathroom and went at it. We're both pretty small and it was a very hard manoeuvre to pull off. However it was awesome at the same time. It was hard hiding back a huge grin walking out." [via]

4. "Everyone around us was asleep."

"Red-eye flight. It was before 9/11 happened so flight crews weren't nearly as vigilant. Lights went out. Everyone around us was asleep. We were spooning under a large blanket and she lifted up her skirt. Achievement unlocked." [via]

5. "I was so paranoid people could hear the sucking."

"I was on my way to Madrid with my then girlfriend, in high school, and we sat together in a row of two seats on the far right. To the left there was a middle row of five seats and a left row of three. She surprised me by taking a nap on my lap and then proceeding to pull down my pants and blow me. This was extremely awkward for me because the chaperone was sitting directly to the left and behind us. I was so damn paranoid the whole time that people could hear the sucking or see her head moving under the blanket. Hell they probably did. It was fucking awesome though. Minus me trying to finagle my way to the lavatory without getting my victory sauce all over the pants I would be in the rest of the flight." [via]

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6. "Got her from behind, over the sink."

"I had snatched a few mini liquor bottles for the flight. A half hour into the flight we each had one shot, which was apparently enough to get our juices a-flowin'. She got up for the bathroom, and I followed a healthy five minutes later, real inconspicuous-like. It was really fast and super hot, got her from behind over the sink and was done in like a minute. We decided it was best to not dawdle afterward, and she got out first, and I followed about a minute later. The flight attendant nearby noticed and said, rather defeatedly, 'Come on, guys, really?' Sat back down, watched Batman Begins, didn't hear another word about it for the rest of the flight." [via]

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7. "I even got to watch myself in the mirror for a bit."

"I did this with a very horny ex on a college trip. We were on a busy daytime flight from NY to England. We decided to wait until the flight attendants were busy serving lunch so no one was in the back area where they prepare everything. I went first and told her to meet me a few minutes later and knock. Getting in wasn't a problem. She was a very petite girl so it wasn't difficult to have sex doggy style. We quietly, quickly got to it and finished. Everything went great, I even got to watch myself in the mirror for a bit. Only problem was I heard a woman waiting for the bathroom. I thought quickly, got myself together and told my girlfriend to wait a few minutes to leave. I stepped out of the bathroom, closed the door turn to the woman and said, 'I took the nastiest dump ever in there. You might want to wait a few minutes. It's really bad'. This sweet lady in her forties looked at me laughed and said, 'thanks for the warning' and decided to go to another bathroom." [via]

8. "Nobody said anything."

"Long flight from China to the US, girlfriend and I just got up and went into the bathroom together. [I] went down on her until she came, turned her around and went in doggy style. Finished and went back to our seats. If anyone noticed, nobody said anything." [via]

9. "We didn't even go to the bathroom."

"I was on a flight with about three other people on it that left around 10pm. It was like they were begging me to do it. We didn't even go in the bathroom. Did it right in the seats. Awesome." [via]

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10. "I just walked in and we did our business."

"Everyone on the plane was asleep. We were supposed to get up and make our move at the time, but then before we knew it, we both fell asleep too. We woke up to the sun rising and half the plane now awake. But we promised ourselves we were to do it anyway! So she went to the lavatory and stayed in there for about five minutes. Then I went back there, knocked on the door (yes in front of airline attendants and all). I opened, I said, 'are you doing okay?' and I just walked in. We did our business, then when I left the bathroom I immediately went to a flight attendant. Of course they gave me a look of WTF. However, I simply asked, 'can I please get a bottle of water, my g/f is epileptic and isn't doing well in there'. They gave me a free bottle of water. Gave it to her. I went and sat back down. She finished up and came back out. Did it all with the plane totally awake." [via]

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11. "Probably the least satisfying sex ever."

"It was a school trip and the GF and I went down initially to plug in my PSP since there were no working plugs near our seats. I was sitting on the can and she was sitting on my lap and we were literally just hanging out in there chatting and whatnot, no hanky panky. PSP charged up and we were about to leave when we figured 'why not', had a quickie, probably the least satisfying sex ever, cleaned up and walked out. One of the teachers was standing outside waiting to use the toilets and asked what we were doing. I showed him the PSP and charger cable and he bought it, mostly because the plug at his seat wasn't working either." [via]

12. "It started off with a BJ."

"Night flight from Toronto Pearson to Heathrow flying over the Atlantic, everyone on board was asleep and we all had blankets. We lucked out and got three seats to ourselves so naturally turned it into a bed-like thing with arm rests up. Didn't use the washroom but rather at the seat. It started off with a BJ and progressed. It wasn't the most comfortable session, but it happened." [via]