Hog Sweat

The owner of the air conditioner came to take it back today. I have no more air conditioner. Would anyone care to trade their first bite of fall for highs in the 90s to around 104? Please? It’s mostly a dry heat, really, you’ll love it. As long as you’re not sensitive to ozone.

Meanwhile, why doesn’t anyone design a weight-lifting machine that won’t squish the user’s breasts? I would like to become buff without having to constantly reposition my boobs under, around or on top of the ergonomic safety cushions. Thank you.