Three football fans were on their way to watch the games when one noticed
a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They
stopped and discovered a beautiful nude female dead drunk. Out of respect
and propriety, the Bengals fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The
49ers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the
Browns fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection.

First, he lifted up the Bengals cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
notes.
Next, he lifted the 49ers cap, replaced it, and wrote down some
more notes.

The officer then lifted the Browns cap, replaced it, then
lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Browns fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?
Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Browns hat, I find an a**hole."