From:
"Once Upon A Silver Moon" <mailmonkey@onceuponasilvermoon.com>
Subject:
Christmas Eve Celebration(ish) at Once Upon A Silver Moon
Date:
December 22nd 2014

Hey everyone!

Welcome to all the new people who have joined up here on this mailing list. Thanks so much for coming into our store! We are really excited to have met you and hope to see you again soon.

As an expression of our fondness for our patrons, we're celebrating YOU this Wednesday afternoon from 4pm to 8pm! Yes, that's Christmas Eve, but hey. Four o'clock in the afternoon is not really going to get in the way of anything.

We've just got a modest little thing going this year: hot drinks, like cider and tea, homemade cookies, tasty cheeses and snacks. We'll have awesome PARTY FAVORS which will include a very special coupon, some New Years Resolution mojo oil, and some other little goodies, as supplies last.

Our staff will be on hand to personally assist you with your last minute shopping needs. We have educational stocking stuffers (who doesn't love tumbled stones and fossils?), and great gifts for everyone from your boss to that hard-to-shop-for teenager, grandma and dad, even your mom. From Christian to Pastafarian, Buddhist to Wiccan, lightest of light to gothy and dark - we've got something for everyone.

Remember that we can dress a novena candle for you with Peace if the Home oil, so if you're going to be enduring the holidays rather than enjoying them, keep us in mind. We also have plenty of STFU oil on hand for difficult cases... Dressing is free with purchase of a candle, just ask! Candles make great table decorations, right?

To please the nose -
Our new line of Lumen Hall scented soy candles make a great gift for those who love upscale home-dec gifts. Ande's handmade soap is always a favorite, and incense is something you can tuck into stockings or clothing boxes.

And sparkle the eye -
We have jewelry in many different styles, whether it's fine English pewter by Alchemy Gothic, sterling silver or stainless steel by Zeppo Merchandisers, or even our own Alessandre line.

Enchant the ears -
Woodstock windchimes will please the ears of all who hear them, always a classic. We got them in small sizes this year to make it easy on the pocketbook, but with beautiful centerweights of crystal and stones, to make it easy on the eyes.

We'll have gift wrapping available - there will be a cash tip jar out on the wrapping station, so bring a few bills if you are planning to have them wrap your gift for you.

This event is CHILD FREE - teens and up please. There might be a little wine and beer behind the counter, if you know what we mean. Best to keep the tots offsite this evening. Thanks for understanding ;)

Don't forget to take a selfie by the Festivus Pole (topped by the Flying Spaghetti Monster) and post it on your favorite sites! Be sure to tag us if you post it on Facebook.

We really hope you can drop by the shop, even for just a few minutes. Bring friends, the more, the merrier.

And if we don't see you on Christmas Eve - may your holidays bring you peace and joy! (And if they don't - we can dress a candle for that, ha ha.) Happiest of whatever winter holiday you and yours are observing this year.

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This is an announcement list for Once Upon A Silver Moon, a metaphysical shop in Oklahoma City.

Things you can expect from us: a monthly* newsletter, notices about events, the occasional special deal, stuff like that.

We are not real fond of spam, so we will treat your inbox as if it were our own.

Also please follow us on Twitter for random free offers. Twitter is the only place we will announce that kind of stuff. Yeah we know, nobody uses Twitter anymore. But it's still useful because it goes right to your cell phone or email or RSS thingie, whereas if we put out announcements on Facebook, only 14% of our subscribers will even get it in their newsfeed, and then it's immediately swallowed up by political nonsense and cute kittens.

Long story short - only like 5 people ever see our Facebook posts, where 100% of our Twitter followers will get the message. So Twitter it is. And you don't even have to have a Twitter account - use an RSS tool to subscribe!

But you can still "like" us on Facebook. We prefer that you like us in person, too, so come by the shop soon and say hi, pick up a bar of handmade castille soap, just be neighborly. Help us stay in business by, you know, buying something every now and then. That's how it works, right?

We also offer tarot readings, spiritual counselling, confession services, and conjure work such as setting a candle for you. Please enquire if you are interested in these services or would just like to know what "conjure" means. And yes - that's confession, as in "it's been six years since my last confession..."