Well, at his arraignment last week it was revealed that Paul Addis was driven mad by his vericose veins. Yes, loopy, wacky, elevator doesn't go all the way up to the top, batty, goofy, a few cards short of a deck crazy. So, it is time for the community to step forward and do the right thing by PA (and don't tell him that his initials are a code for a Prince Albert--in his suggestible state he may go out and get one) and buy him some support socks. That way, when next year's burn comes, he will be happy, healthy and not itching for attention as he was this August.

Any additional funds will be donated to the Warthog Sociaty.

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri