Barack Obama is @#$% tired of this @#$%!

In his
bestselling autobiography, Dreams From My Father,
President Obama introduces us to his high school friend, “Ray,” who,
like him, is bi-racial. Who, also like him, is casting about to find his place
in the world. But, who, unlike him,
has a potty mouth that would make a sailor blush.

Best of
all? When reading the audiobook version of his bio, Obama
does impressions of Ray’s manner of
speech. Swear words and all. It’s fucking awesome. And it’s a way of talking we
probably won’t be hearing from him now that he’s POTUS.

There’s
opposition, of course. But next time guys like John
Boehner or Mitch
McConnell try to pull that obstructionist crap, or make the ludicrous claim
that all we need to pull this economy out of its nosedive is a slew of new tax
cuts, Obama should have no compunction about telling
the truth to their faces:

Intense negotiations
can make for a hefty appetite. So, sure, let’s take a break for lunch.

But if
someone like that lunatic Rep. Walter B. Jones— co-perpetrator of what may be the nadir of
this great nation’s long history: “Freedom Fries” — tries get too grabby, he’ll
soon find out he’s got another thing coming.

Prediction:
reconvening for an afternoon bargaining sessions after that postpartisan repast, the
Republicans will find themselves chastened by this new, utterly unexpected foul-mouthed
assertiveness. The GOP will fall in line.

In fact,
some will be so smitten with Obama's take-no-prisoners stylee, one so atypical
of normally weak-willed Dems, that they’ll wanna hang out with him. You just
watch: even Jim
DeMint will want the secret digits to his BlackBerry.