Wednesday, March 11, 2009

New Jersey - because it would take us 37 1/2 hours to drive there. I can't do anything for 37 1/2 hours.

Hawaii - because no one is willing to pay us $200,000 a year, yet.

Chicago, IL - because it's nicknamed the "Windy City". Even if it's a myth (like how Boise is the City of Trees), nothing good could come out of a nickname like that! Now when Chicago renames their city to "Oprah City", we can reconsider.

Bremerton, Washington - because I made out with way too many boys that still live there.

Southern California - because my official stance on California is that the U.S. should just give it away to the highest bidder.

I've told you both, CHINA is the happening place, cost of living is way low, and they're crying for native-speaking English teachers AND we're coming back next year, so why not you? The university could arrange your classes so one of you could always be home with the kids while the other teaches. Your kids would become bilingual cause kids can learn Chinese a heck of a lot faster than old brains AND you wouldn't run into any old boyfriends here AND you'd score great points from your m-i-l. Think about it.Your mother-in-law

You wanna buy our house? It's just a few blocks from the Independence visitor center/future temple site, so you'll be all set for when the world ends. Come on, Kansas City is nice some times of the year.

I think you should be a traveling salesman, get a motor home, and live in a new place every month. Your kids will get to travel the US and you won't ever have to mow a lawn again ... Unless, of course you sell lawn mowers, then you might have to do a demonstration or two. Good luck on the search.