Have you checked your group chat today? If so, did you find your friends had flooded it with demands that Andy Samberg run them over with a Mack truckimmediately?

Did you feel shocked, if not necessarily appalled, at such an aggressive outpouring of horniness from hornj group of typically level-headed people? Have you wondered what in the hell came over them, what kinda lusty fuel could have ignited this unexpected sexual firestorm?

Allow me to unmask the unlikely culprit: This photo the year-old You horny me to posted to Twittera casual promotion for his television series, Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Samberg stands, arms akimbo, in a nondescript living room his? He wears a Simpsons -spoof T-shirt, a design by his friend Jorma.

Presumably Taccone, mf third of the Lonely Island comedic trio. His face is bearded and his hair is slightly You horny me to and only one of his sleeves is rolled. All these disparate details, unremarkable on their own, come together to form a distinctly horny whole.

Take it in, take it all in:. Do you see it, that ineffable je ne sais quoi? Is it working for you?

If not, sorry but cheese stands alone. This photo has unleashed a horniness epidemic the likes of which we have not seen since those photos of Kerri Russel and Adam Driver steamrolled us with sex appeal.