Originally there where no
giraffes, only deers. Eventially the deers (some of the deers) changed into
giraffes and a new and amazing species was born.

The developmentfrom deer to
giraffe is a very complicated story and it is not yet common knowledge. The
illustration beneath is an attempt to simplify the situation:

It should be evident from this
brilliant illustration why the deer developed the long neck: it had to eat
the leaves from the tree but it couldn't reach them. The solution to the
problem was to grow a long neck.

The deer then faced another
problem: the antlers got stuck in the tree. The solution to that problem was
to reduce the antlers to antennas.

Another explanation to the
antler-reduction is off course that the deer wanted to catch the tv and
radio waves but GWB experts have proved that theory to be wrong. First of
all antlers are more fit to catch tv-signals than giraffe antennas. The
reason is the complicated structure of the antlers that have much
resemblance to a tv-antenna. Another reason is that the transformation from
deer to giraffe happend a long time ago in a time without tv or even radio.

Why did the giraffe develope
spots? This is the last question needing to be explained about the
deer-giraffe development. The answer is quite simple: The giraffes enjoy
spots. To a giraffe spots are a very pretty thing and they want to wear as
many as possible.