Profile: Swan Morrison is the pen name of Brian Huggett.Brian lives with his wife and two cats in Hampshire, England.He has been publishing work on the Internet and in print since 2001.

In 2006, he created the Short Humour Site at http://www.short-humour.org.uk for comedy writing of around 500 words.

He has published three books of his own Short Humour - each containing one hundred stories, dialogues, poems, letters, spoof news reports, articles and songs.These books are called:A Man of Few Words,A Man of a Few More Words,A Man of Yet a Few More Words.Visit the Short Humour Trilogy website at http://www.short-humour.org.uk/writersshowcase/The_Short_Humour_Trilogy.htm.

In addition, ten comic songs which were published in A Man of a Few More Words are also available in The Swan Morrison Songbook.

Swan published his first novel, Judgement Day, in September 2014.He is currently working on the sequel to Judgement Day called Until the End of Time.

In addition to his own writing, Swan Morrison has published five other books - each of which contains Short Humour by fifty different contributors to the Short Humour Site.These books are called:People of Few Words,People of Few Words - Volume 2,People of Few Words - Volume 3,People of Few Words - Volume 4,People of Few Words - Volume 5.

All profits from the writings of Swan Morrison are currently donated to the UK registered charity supported by the Short Humour Site, Friends of Teso (Uganda) - http://www.friends-of-teso-uganda.org.uk/.

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