3."It's been 29 years since the Netherlands won the Eurovision Song Contest. After this performance, make that 30."

4."The song is called 'In the Disco'. 'In the Disco' it is. It is more of a night out in Stringfellows."

5."This skit must have seemed like a tremendous idea at the time, but actually it's covering a commercial break for Finnish television. And if you don't mind me expressing an opinion, I'd prefer the commercials."