Usually described as a "cult" group. Unusually close clique that are always together. Spend several hours a day in the pool and then get ready to go out at night - together. Other close groups of friends do not compare to the swim team.

The "cool kids". You can generally encounter them striking up casual conversations with the vending machine, swiming...on the deck, inquiring to the lifeguards if they know how to swim, doing the waltz, shaking people's hands vigorously- shouting "THANK YOU, COACH BRENDON!", saying loudly "JOHNNY FOO. HELLO!!!" and lecturing the coaches on not reaching their full potential.

The Swim Team was revered by all, becoming too cool to sit with the other, odd people.

swim team a place to mime and folk dance. A place where Henry the blue duck ravishly puddles in the Santa Monica arena. swim team a place where the cool kids hang everyday and frolick around the life gaurds. Sometimes the "cool kids" camp out and pretend to be hobos.

Annie and I are on the swim team...we camp out on the bleachers to infer that we are hobos

-Support facism?
-Smoke weed?
-Deal narcotics?
-Use "hanging with your bras" as a guise for your homosexuality?
-Have a white supremacist family?
-Have a growing interest in occultism?
-Deliberately fail classes in order to stay back in hopes to score with girls half your age?
-Binge eat after vigorous exercise?

If you answered "yes" to one or more of the following questions, congratulations! Consider yourself eligible to join your high school's swim team. Swim team is home to all the lowlifes, assclowns, and bullies that fill the hallways at your school. Swim team gives pompous shitheads the oppurtunity to puff off in the locker room, shit on freshman, and listen to frat rap groups at no expense. So what are you waiting for? Join swim team today!

Ross: Sup, bro? Ready to go to swim team practice and torment the freshmen to the point of suicide?
Phil: Sure, dude. Freshmen have the cutest dicks, anyway.