An angry biker found out that kicking a moving car is never a good idea.

For anyone keeping score in the ongoing battle of cars vs. motorcycles, cars are still winning in a rout. And the Brazilian biker in this video isn't helping his side one bit.

The video doesn't show what it was that inspired the guy on the motorcycle to kick the minivan as he rode by. Did the driver cut him off? Does the biker have such a bad case of World Cup fever that he's just going around kicking everything in sight? Maybe it was part of an initiation ritual into the lamest biker gang in history. Regardless, it was a terrible idea and the outcome was fairly predictable.

We know one thing the biker didn't do, and that's study basic physics. Or basic math. Because four wheels beats two wheels every time.