Here is some good news on the subject of “How The Hell Was This Hot Chick Allowed To Coach A Boy’s Cross Country Team.”

C.C. coach and English teacher Sarah Tolzien won’t be subjected to going to prison where she would have been a Grade A POA. Just 24, Tolzien pleaded guilty late last week to criminal sexual abuse on a 16-year-old student.

Instead, she received 18 months of probation and 10 years of registering as a sex offender. That should be a cool pick-up line on Match.com.