YUKON, Hippos Capital – With the Legends Cup battle coming ever closer, we’re going take an in depth look at one of the favourites for the tournament, Hippos. The pressure is on for the Hippos as they face Light Troops and Thugs but a wise man once said “Don’t let your dreams be dreams” therefore implying that if Hippos dream enough, they will be victorious.

The Hippos were created by Spongman1290 on August 28, 2013.They have had a few different leaders including high profile names such as Meta and Mkll2. Hippos are well known in the community as one of the best troll armies alongside Ay12 Warriors, Illuminati Tits of War and Kings.

The Hippos were also the winners of the SMAP 2015: Best Troll Army award.

Trophy awarded to Hippos for being the best troll army.

The Hippos have been in many wars over the years, most notably with Jalapenos, at the back end of 2015, where they slaughtered them. The Jalapenos were no match for the almighty Hippos in their conquest for world domination. Other armies they have slaughtered include Fire Spartans and Elite Federals.

During the war, Hippos were scrutinised for their legitimacy as a so called “one man army with no legit servers” whilst invading a lot of Elite Federals nation. After the servers had been invaded, Elite Federals were quite salty and claimed that Hippos were not legit and a corrupt SMAP VP and former Nachos UK Leader called Zing tried to claim that they don’t own any of the servers but it was just Zing being scared of the Hippos.

December 26th 2014, SMAP VP, who had no authority, claims Hippos server page invalid although he was just scared of Hippos invading Nachos.

Soon after that, Hippos died out due to inactivity but have had many successful runs under various leaderships destroying and murdering other armies.

To find out more about the swankiest army in CPA, I spoke to Meta, current Hippos leader who had some serious messages to put across.

Interview with Meta, Hippos Leader:

CPAC: How confident are you that Hippos will win the Legends Cup?

Meta:DUDE IF WE DON’T WIN THEN I’M GOING TO LITERALLY KILL MYSELF AND EXPOSE CPAC FOR BEING ASSHOLES!

CPAC: If you had to describe Hippos in one sentence, what would it be?

Meta: THE ARMY THAT WILL WIN THE LC AND DESTROY EVERY DAMN ARMY IN OUR PATH!

CPAC: Who is the greatest army of all time?

Meta:Hippos is the greatest damn army of all time!

CPAC: Any final comments?

Meta: HIPPOS ARE GOING TO BECOME THE BEST ARMY AND WE WILL DEFEAT ANY ARMY THAT STANDS IN OUR WAY NO MATTER HOW BIG OR DUMB THEY ARE!

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From this interview, we can interpret that Meta has a passionate love for Hippos and also he is extremely confident that they’re going to win the LC and if not CPAC is going to get exposed for being bias.You will be able to see how Hippos do in their LC preliminary battle against Light Troops and Thugs right here on CPAC.

But what do YOU think? Will the Hippos be able to defeat Light Troops and Thugs? Or will Hippos fail to live up to their high expectations and crash and burn in the prelims? Comment your thoughts below!

“Hippos are well known in the community as one of the best troll armies alongside Ay12 Warriors, Illuminati Tits of War and KINGS.” yeah kings- the best troll army ever. LOLOLOOLLOLOL currently they name themselves “kings republic” lmfaooooo . WHAT A JOKE!