Hey white outies (what's an outie?) and hispanic honeys-- have we got a catch for you! The above ad, placed by one 40-year-old UPS mail sorter named Malik, has been spotted on several phone booths around the city. Do you make the cut to zig-a-zig-ah?

The thing is, I know the perfect big-chested, hockey-loving, blonde-haired promisicuous honey for this guy-- but her favorite color is mauve. Oh well.