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For those of you who have been avid followers, you may recall a series of posts where I attempted to complete P90X – Tony Horton’s (as in Horton Hears a Who) no-excuses program for getting fit in 90 days. It’s super intense, and made me want to cry. After being almost complete sedentary, I was forced into hour and a half workouts, 6 days a week. It started out as a Lollipop Tuesday and quickly grew into a commitment. Within 3 weeks, I quit. Somehow, I had managed to gain a pound.

I’m sorry, but any workout program where I’m dedicating an hour and a half of my time six days a week and not seeing results or losing weight isn’t something I can stick to. It’s just not.

But over the past few weeks I somehow flipped a switch in my brain and started eating a lot healthier. And *gasp* I workout 5 days a week. Nothing too intense – I’ve just decided that I have to walk at least a mile. I can do more, but I certainly can’t do less.

And holy cow am I losing weight.

How is it possible that I can work out so hard for so long and actually gain weight, but if I just take it easy, try to eat better, and write down what I eat, I peel off pounds like a banana?

…Forgive that last simile. It was terrible.

Anyway, the point is that I’m better than Tony Horton. I am. Because after 3 weeks on my program, I’ve lost 6 pounds. And after 3 weeks on his, I gained one. It’s simple math, and the math points to my awesomeness.

Unfortunately, he’s super rich for his program, and there’s no money in mine. I’m always after million dollar ideas so that I can break free from the straps and chains of corporate America and pretend I get paid to travel the world, try new things, and blog about it. But somehow I think “eat better and exercise” just isn’t going to cut it in the marketing world. I’m pretty sure that’s been done before and no one really cared for it.

I wonder if I can keep it up. I sure want to – it would be pretty darn awesome to be able to wear a swimsuit before the end of summer without feeling like a fatty fat. Maybe I’ll take a picture of me, happy and healthy on the beach and send it to Tony Horton with a note that says “I’m better than you” and a copy of this post.

14 Responses to “I’m Better Than Tony Horton”

Too bad it isn’t a million dollar idea, but at least you found something that works. 🙂

I imagine the reason Tony Horton didn’t work is because your diet (not “diet” as in “Miracle Diet” as there is no such thing, but “diet” as in your daily intake of food) has just as much to do with weight loss as exercise. If you tried it again while maintaining healthy eating, it might work. But you’re never going to stick to an exercise program that makes you feel like crap. So forget Tony Horton. You look better without him. 🙂

haha – I’m sure that all these fine folks are right and that I was gaining muscle, yadda yadda. But that’s not very encouraging. And at the end of the day, I need some inspiration to keep it up. I hope I finally flicked the switch.

Congratulations! Eat better and exercise is the cheap way to do it. I suspect the reason you gained a pound on P90X or whatever it is was that you were gaining muscle. Eventually, that muscle would have burned fat. You would have lost weight, and been more fit, but you might not have gotten to a number you wanted, or, if you did, it wouldn’t have looked like you wanted it to look. The numbers don’t matter nearly as much as how you look and feel. But I personally think what’s most important (and what worked when I managed to lose some weight) was the switch that flipped in your head. You can tell yourself forever that you’re going to do it, but only when that switch flips does it actually work. Good for you!

Gooooo Jackie! I think seeing results is the most motivating factor in anything, so it’s awesome that you lost 6 lbs!
So many people go from doing nothing to doing P90X, or some other extreme fitness, and end up exhausting their adrenal gland, making themselves sick. Then they are weaker than when they first started.
Listen to YOUR body girl, and it will tell you what you can handle. Apparently it likes what you’re doing now. Three cheers for bikini body!

Last but not least, don’t write off an exercise regimen because it’s not giving you fast results. It’s ridiculous to think that three weeks will give you significant results. (more advertising brainwash)
Remember what I said a while back? 3-4weeks of work won’t fix 3-4yrs of sedentary living. It’s more like 3 to 6 months and that’s being conservative. Until next time…

Congratulations on the weight-loss/exercise-epiphany! Although I have to admit, in Tony’s sad defense, his diet (when not paired with a healthIER diet) doesn’t really breed good results. Eating better, combined with a good workout, is the key to amazing results! So proud!

Hope to goodness you things continue on the up-and-up for you this summer!