You say that love is nonsense. I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one's nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength. Henry Brooks Adams

Anger simply shows that something in you is hurt, some wound is there. Osho

The angry people are those people who are most afraid. Dr. Robert Anthony

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed. Ernest Hemingway

Writing is a form of therapy; sometimes I wonder how all those who do not write, compose or paint can manage to escape the madness, melancholia, the panic and fear which is inherent in a human situation. Graham Greene

Language... has created the word "loneliness" to express the pain of being alone. And it has created the word "solitude" to express the glory of being alone. Paul Tillich

Maverick, Eagle and Striker are sent to scout out a newly found planet. The three marines decide to cover more ground by splitting up. What Maverick finds while separated from his squad is most certainly unexpected, but also extremely cute and is quite the little trouble-maker as well.

Layne is your average college student; working hard to earn her major and keep her scholarship on the swim team. However, when a surprise extraterrestial...guest, makes his way into her home, her world in turned upside down as she tries to pacify the stubborn Predator while still keeping her own dignity intact. Will she manage to keep her head where it belongs and live?

When you walk with Sherlock Holmes you see the battlefield. But we sure love that battlefield, don't we! A collection of one-shots, short stories and drabbles. Chapter 4 - When I Came Home: Sherlock returns after the fall... All reviews are appreciated. If you want to submit ideas for future chapters, please don't hesitate to do so!

After Antarctica Lex wished to return into her normal life. Scar wished to live like other yautjas... Sadly, (or not?), those wishes never came true... Rating from T to M, for language, gore and may be some hints. Lex x Scar and 2 OC Reviews are welcomed!

Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes are taken into care, and are fostered by John Watson's parents. Mycroft is haunted by memories of his abuse, Sherlock has no social abilities, and Greg Lestrade goes to thier school. Sexual Abuse Warning- not for sensitive stomachs. AU. Slight slash (but they are 12/14)

Loki is a reader not a fighter, he thinks before he acts and what does get for being sensible? He's called weak, a coward. 'Never underestimate me' he thought as he raised his hand in the air. The boy was lifted of the ground clawing at his neck as if trying to get out of an invisible grip. They'd succeeded, Loki had been broken.

Deep in the Rocky Mountains, an alien has crashed into the territory of a reclusive hunter, in the middle of one of the coldest winters Montana's ever seen. It has enemies chasing its shadow, smelling blood, and the icy human may be its only chance of survival. She's helping it for now, but will she leave it out in the cold for its nemeses once her obligation is fulfilled?

Sherlock's hospitalised and very bored. An account of what eventually becomes Operation Ennui. The gears in the younger Holmes brother creak with ominous curiosity... now last chapter in which Sherlock is finally discharged home.

A poem I wrote about the thunderclan cat Snowkit, who was discovered to be deaf and carried off by an eagle. It was glanced over in the story but I decided to write a little poem about him to sorta honor his short life. It's a sad one so don't say I didn't warn you! Please read, and review!

Squee's 24 year old party cousin Nick Casil moves in after his parents kick him out for nearly burning down the house after a little puff of the wacky tobacco. And moving in with his stoned out aunt and cold hearted uncle seems to be a bigger change than he thought it would be, including the crazy fuck next door that seems to want to kill him.

John's on crutches and off the rugby team. Loner Sherlock is friendless and self-destructive. When John saves Sherlock from getting beaten up, it's the start of a long—and complicated—friendship. High school Johnlock. Drug use, fights, family issues, sexuality, rescue, comfort, etc.

John Watson is a Speedy's barista, Mycroft is addicted to poppy seed muffins, and Sherlock is on drugs. Sounds funny, but isn't. I took the silliest possible plot prompt and made it serious. Better than it sounds (I hope). Non-slash

Holmes has never mentioned his family before apart from his brother. It is thus to Dr. Watson's great surprise that he finds himself Holmes' guest on a holiday to his family homestead. What surprises await the doctor when he sees the family of Sherlock Holmes?

A collection of responses for this year's Advent Calendar challenge put on by Hades Lord of the Dead. Humor, angst, friendship, and many more genres. I make no apologies. Day 20: "Mrs. Hudson gives the boys of Baker Street a knitting lesson."

Sherlock is ill and it falls to John to look after him. He sees something he thought he would never see and finds it hard to deal with. Sherlock does something the doctor never expected. How will they deal with it? Warnings for self-harm.

After an uneasy treaty between the Yautja and Humans younglings from each race are sent to live with the other in an attempt to better understand each other. Rated T for alien cursing and violence. And maybe romance later on.

'Very seldom do I get ill and when I do, I am most certainly bed bound for days. It is mainly due to the fact I am stubborn and hate to admit I am ill until it is too late. It was during the winter of 1887 that I was struck with a flu that rendered me to bed rest and Holmes to nurse me back to health. ' Just a short evening with a bit of fluff.

These will be a collection of one shots, some silly and some serious, outlining character development for our later stories and to simply enjoy some good old Predator fun. These one shots are a supplementary tale to our other work, Hero is a Cheap Label.

[Welcome to Night Vale] He can't imagine painting the scars, revealing them to all of Night Vale. It's too personal and too sad for a town that would never be able to understand growing up in a world where being different isn't okay.

"Someday, I will stand over your grave and laugh." Sometimes, you can be completely right to hate a parent, and, sometimes, you can take that hatred too far. One-shot. Trigger warnings: parental abuse, uxoricide, parental deaths, patricide.

Carlos hasn't had much sleep in a while, being too busy with experiments and trying to figure out what in God's name is going on with Night Vale, and Cecil's a bit concerned. Slight fluff, I suppose? One-shot. Pre-episode 25 [Pretend that one of Carlos's labs is in the Radio Station] Welcome to Night Vale

A 221B series that will go as far as I dare take it. Updates will probably be random, but bear with me. The rating may fluctuate if I add something questionnable. NO SLASH! Latest installment: Lestrade takes a swim...

Ever wondered what Holmes does in his spare time? Well...not much. He over thinks his career and questions the human race, which completely concerns Watson. Holmes doubts his skills of specialty of deduction, and has begins to have little faith in himself, due to his occasional black moods. Enjoy!

Holmes has been away from his best friend for three years... Or has he? When Watson is faced with a tragedy, Holmes will make sure to be there for him, even if Watson himself doesn't know. ONESHOT, friendship only.

"What is it?" he enquired at last. "For heaven's sake, my dear fellow. It is clearly an ashtray." "It has a woman stuck to it." It is 1881, and Holmes and Watson attempt to grow used to each other's foibles.

Johnny had never exactly been the 'guardian' type; especially not for a boy like little Squee. So what kind of insanity transpires when he finds himself stuck with boy and the responsibilities of being a guardian-like figure? Will all go well, or end with tears, blood and knives? Rated T for gore and language, contains an OC in a minor role, NO PAIRINGS.

One-shot short story. Sherlock's 16th birthday is tomorrow. Mycroft isn't here, and he's been left all alone. He struggles with some very normal fears for someone his age. No cursing, adult content, slash, violence, or profanity of any kind. Please read and review!

Chaos. In all sense of the word. Between Rory and Amy's feud over love and loyalty, the TARDIS' inability to fly off the burning red planet and a new, hormonal alien species, the trio's luck begins to dwindle. ONE-SHOT.

Sherlock was seventeen years old in February of 1995. So far it hadn't quite been the kind of year that would go down in history books, but it would be the year that changed his life forever. These are the seventeen years that made Sherlock Holmes the detective we know him as today.

AU John needs a new phone that doesn't bend time, risk his life, and have a man on the other end who claims to be the world's greatest detective, except that he can't figure out how he accidentally called Dr. Watson instead of his brother. Slash.

Little Sabriel one-shot. Sam is busy researching and Gabriel decides to pop in and entertain him. Rated T for language and some sexual content (but not too graphic) Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural. If I did, Gabriel would be mine.

Pizza Pie 'verse – 4-year old Sam, 8-year old Dean, Awesome Bobby, Daddy John...and a new addition to the family – It was Christmas, after all. And if now wasn't the time for puppies and surprises, then such a time didn't exist.

Germany accidentally snaps at Italy, leaving him to think that Germany hates him. Italy runs away to find a new home, but he soon realizes that no one wants him because he's so...useless...what will happen to our poor little Hetalia? Expect to see all of the eight Great Nations and more characters as they either chase Italy around or try to get him to shut up.

Ficlit, based on the Granada version of "The Devil's Foot." For someone gifted with extraordinary powers of observation, it had taken a very long time for Holmes to register that he had not been the only one affected by his foolish experiment. This does not sit well with him, for more reasons than one.

My story for the 2012 Secret Santa Fanfic Exchange, organized by Biba79, which answers this prompt: "What if Booth hadn't been able to get to Brennan in time and she was hit by the car in 'Doctor in the Photo?"

"Even I had to admit that an abandoned circus was very unnerving. Watson had made some comment about unseen forces when we arrived and now I forced myself to mentally admit that I agreed with him." When horrifying memories from the detective's past resurface, to what lengths will he go to keep them buried?

I was firmly convinced Watson might never recover from this, and was fighting to keep some life in him. Which is why my eyes were firmly fixed on him. Why I was able to note his collapse and catch him before anyone else had realized what was happening. I held him firmly in my arms as he sobbed long and hard.

A collection of related one-shots, updated as I find inspiration. Chapter 2: Ninja'd. In which Loki prefers horses, the absence of Johnny Blaze's sweet chopper in his second movie is explained, and we discover that Gods of Mischief and Spirits of Vengeance don't mix.

Living with a man who considers sleep and food 'transport' for his brain is bound to cause some problems. John's trying to handle being friends with a sociopath, who in turn is trying to handle boredom. Without a pressing enough case, Sherlock strikes up a case of his own. Rated for language and non-angsty drug-use. More drama than mystery in later chapters. Please review!

Sherlock has never had to nurse someone back to health. So, naturally, when his blogger is down with the flu, Sherlock must learn to help him feel better. Very light, fluffy one-shot - no slash, just friendship. Enjoy

The war is over. Loki, being taken back to Asgard to face punishment, also must face his own distress, as well as the family he was never truly a part of. But will his story end at the hand of Odin, the very man who saved his life once before? Or the one who found him after falling and turned his troubled past into the ultimate weapon? ONE-SHOT

A brief glimpse into how Loki feels about himself, and what he goes through in life. This goes through not only Marvel canon, but also Norse mythology and my own ideas. The "Thor" section just seemed the best place to put this. Summaries are the writing beasts I cannot tame, and this summary is absolutely no exception, and does not do this story justice. T for suicidal themes.

"Yet there you stand, tainting this sacred ground with your filth, ground that has not felt the stink of humans for millennia. Since humans first met us, their first contact with any creatures in space. This planet is LV-426, and you are not welcome here." R&R

All John wanted to do was have a cup of tea and wait out the snowstorm. However, he ends up locked in a walk-in freezer with none other than Sherlock Holmes. Oh, and it's cold. So cold. It couldn't get worse. Except for the little fact that their mobiles have no signal. Except for that.

Watson returns to Baker Street to find that Sherlock Holmes is sick with the flu. He hasn't been taking very good care of himself during this last case and now he's paying the price. Luckily, he has Watson by his side, but how will John deal with his most irksome patient?

"Was it really seven years ago? Did he really leave when I was eight? Man, I've gotten old." Squee's growing up all alone, feeling so miserable. How does he react when his old neighbor finally moves back into town?

John and Sherlock are stranded deep in the wilderness with no phones and no foreseeable escape. With John wounded, Sherlock fears they will die here: in the cold, in the damp, in the woods. Prompt fill. Oneshot.

A series of oneshots in which Holmes and Watson, during their various everyday activities, come across the Inspectors in bizarre and often humorous situations, which may or may not be related to work. Each may vary in length and humor, and suggestions are free to be made.

Sherlock did not expect that he would have to deal with the absurdity of Mycroft's mind on medication. It was just going to be one of those days, wasn't it? Just a cracky little one-shot. Pure and utter crack :-D

Summary:"'For me,' said Sherlock Holmes, 'there still remains the cocaine-bottle.' And he stretched his long white hand up for it." I sit in my room now, reading them once more, and once more they give me pause. Oneshot, angst, bromance.

Post-Avengers. Loki and Thor are back on Asgard, and Loki is awaiting punishment for his crimes. Can Thor talk his brother into seeing his mistakes? And can Loki really keep up his cold facade? No Slash, unless you really want to read it that way.

Sherlock's brain doesn't shut up and it is slowly driving him mad. A story about how Sherlock gets into the world of drugs and other adventures of the teenage genius. Not all dark. Rated T for drug use

Following Devil's Foot story and episode - Holmes prepares for a new phase of his life - pushing back the past - looking toward the future - after forsaking cocaine and nearly killing himself and his friend.

'Holding Sherlock for the first time was sublime. I will never forget how small he was and how his tiny hand reached out and tried to hold onto my finger. What happened to us? What has changed you so' warning: drug abuse, implied rape, violence, family drama, angst. Sherlock and Mycroft and their difficult relationship. What made it all so difficult?

When Sherlock, John, Donovan and Anderson find themselves locked in a small confined room, Sherlock's severe claustrophobia is exposed, revealing more about the detective than the three ever could have expected. Family secrets, Hurt/Comfort and hopefully major Angst. Warning - child abuse references; I teared up while writing it. Now Complete.

I would crawl inside of you, live there and keep you warm. Keep you safe, make sure you're never lonely again. Ever. Because this is what happens when you're lonely. Warning for implications of drug use.

Sherlock hates being bored. He loves to experiment. Lastly, as Mycroft put it: He does love to grandstand. At eight years old, Sherlock Holmes was already showing signs of his rather eccentric personality - much to his family's amusement and chagrin.

Squee's going to sleep, but unfortunately he has to deal with all the monsters before he can go to bed. Good news is he has Nny to scare all the monsters away. Song-fic Goodnight Demon Slayer by Voltaire.

Most nights I don't dream at all. I can feel the time passing and the world turning around me, but there's nothing, just the dark and the long, empty silence. But some nights I dream, and when I do it's always the same.

Sherlock gets food poisoning while John is away and it's up to Mycroft to take care of his little brother. In the process, confessions will be made and Sherlock will learn that caring is not always a disadvantage. not slash lots of H/C, family-fluff.

The mystery is not what is hidden behind the mask - they know that the cybernetic creature was once mortal, for how could such sadistic and tortured eyes be produced by way of a machine? They know not that the devil's eyes are the progeny of gods, the windows to a past that the owner has hidden deep within his mind. AN ORIGIN. Dark & Angsty. A bit AU. "Dreamer's Oath" compliant.

There are people in this world who do terrible things, depraved things. There are some cases that even Sherlock Holmes doesn't want to solve. He is human after all, he does have a heart: one he's hidden away, and with good reason. Even from John.

Sherlock doesn't understand boundaries. Sherlock just understands winning the game. The game of strip poker, that as it were. Friendship fic, could be squinted slash but Sherlock's too unromantic to make it so.

A dark tempered Holmes sends Watson out to run his errands with out considering the good doctor's own health. A meeting with a group of street roughs on the trip leaves Watson in a real state and Holmes recovering his humanity in a jarring way. 3 shot.

John doesn't know why Sherlock doesn't want to go out to eat. Sherlock doesn't think he'd understand, either; doesn't think he'd know why it's so hard just to order food at a restaurant. No one ever understands what social anxiety's like.

When a fourteen-year-old Sherlock comes bursting into the Holmes' Family Home clutching at a skull after trading it for an expensive coat, Mycroft realises that he should have known that his brother was always going to be... unusual.

"You can't touch it," he repeated, pinning Mycroft's hand to his side. "It'll fall." This wasn't the first time Sherlock had trouble telling fantasy from reality, and this wasn't his first irrational fear... kidfic, four year old Sherlock.

Dr. Watson comes home one night to find Holmes hallucinating quite violently. What's going on? Can Holmes and Watson get through this mess... together? Ignore my horrible title. I am obviously not good at making up titles. Review!

Dr Watson loses someone close and Sherlock Holmes is there to support his grieving friend. Can Holmes bring Watson the comfort he needs in his hour of need? Written for Watsons Woes Challenge fic. Warning: Death of Character, funeral scene

A bit of non-crack, non-slash humor, focusing on the "domestic" relationship between John and Sherlock and some of the facepalm-type moments they have together. Rated T so I can freely employ some Sweary!John and maybe some SexuallyOblivious!Sherlock

Moment three: His last glimpse of Watson that night. Red blood shining like another Christmas decoration. His face…the face that Holmes had come so accustomed to. Had it been twenty years? All taken away by a gunshot on Christmas Eve. One-Shot

Johnny didn't like to think about his past. Between finding blood to keep the wall wet, drawing Happy Noodle Boy comics, and dealing with his overall insanity, he didn't have to. JTHM/Invader Zim Crossover.

"What if I died tomorrow?" Sherlock turned back to the computer with a sigh. "I hardly see how my opinion matters. My belief or disbelief in your soul certainly won't determine whether or not it exists." Not a character death, just some introspection.

A drabble series on the contentious and interesting relationship of Mycroft and Sherlock in the new modern-day Sherlock Holmes series called "Sherlock." Rating changed from K to T for discussions of suicide and drug addiction.

After a hasty retreat from the Republic, Grievous is attacked by a mysterious creature on an unexplored planet. Though barely escaping with sanity intact, the trouble seems to have just begun. For soon, Grievous begins to change... ON HIATUS

So he surrended for the first time in his life. He injected himself once again, yet as his high began to take him away, he wondered how he fell so far, and how he would escape the dark labyrinth of his addiction.

I'm really tired of "And then XX saw Nny and they instantly fell in love and Nny went all OOC for her and they lived happily ever after the end." So I decided to see if I could restore the good JTHM name. OCxNny as story progresses. Flaming will be ignord

Oneshot, not romance. "John stood, frozen. Blood pounded in his ears and he could feel the warmth of it in his face. His heart thudded in his chest as though it was trying to escape his ribcage and his hand trembled, still held out dumbly in front of him

This is about what I think would have happen if Sodapop Just gave up. Suicidal Theme and I know Sodapop would never do this ever so. Please read and review but be nice. One Shot Fanfiction. Disclaimer Song Whisky Lullaby and Outsiders I own neither...

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

"Dreamer's Oath" follow up. Nearly ten years later, it happens again. General Grievous is not as merciful as he once was, and is out for blood. The female hostage, captured when sent on a suicide mission to kill him, learns this the hard way.

Juan Carlos is half Cuban, half Black, and somehow manages to become the leader of a group of skin heads. His prim and proper mother, Julietta, is also along for the ride. Oh, and he killed a Predator. Nothing could go wrong here, right?

A great brain can be as much of a curse as a blessing. Updates are now complete! THE FULL BOOK CAN BE FOUND ON AMAZON. #50: Sherlock looked up this time. "If I could hide from you, I can hide from anyone."

Classic Knight Rider. Following on from my story 'Fractured', this is an attempt to capture Michael's perspective of events in Junkyard Dog. The episode features a heart-to-heart between Michael and Kitt, but I couldn't resist adding this 'missing scene!

"He can get along without me — he's done so before. We're only two months wedded, and I want to spend our first Valentine's Day together." Of course, Sherlock Holmes manages to mess up the Watsons' holiday, anyway. Comedic one-shot. Happy Valentine's!

Sherlock Holmes thinks he is a sociopath. In reality, he's more like a Vulcan. NOT a Star Trek crossover, despite the title. Final sequel to "Archenemy," "Not Your Housekeeper," and "Conscience." Rated T for discussions of drugs and suicide.

There were prisoners taken often - their lives soon followed. The commander of the Separatist flagship was a cruel, inhuman being, incapable of comprehending the emotions of those who he slaughtered like animals - but in a rare act of mercy, he spared a young woman. A young woman from the alien race he once called his own. From the ashes of a forgotten past the monster rises. DARK.

A modern day predator hunt has the CSI of Chicago stumped, and Kai won't rest until she finds the culprit, not even when the govt. steps in. But what then? rated T for language, description of crime scenes, and real life.

Classic Knight Rider. A small gift, based on the second season episode 'Silent Knight', because every series needs at least one Christmas episode! Devon gets Argyle socks, but what has Kitt chosen for Michael? Happy Holidays!

Ventress fails to understand Grievous is not as weak and gullible as she thinks he is... Anti-GrievousXVentress. Ventress fans read at your own risk. T for beating/violence and some name calling. Oneshot.

In the hot jungles of Vietnam, America is fighting an unpopular war against an enemy no one wants to fight. They believe the VC is the worse they'll have to deal with. They're wrong. R&R please. Short story in three parts.

Late one Tuesday night, Nny gets abducted by Zim. But what happens when the tables turn and both Zim AND Dib end up at Nny's house for some "intense fun"? My first fanfic, so be nice. Rated for Nny's language.

Taking place in 1987, Sherlock Holmes is 11 years old and has not spoken a word in 6 months. As his family despair, Sherlock attempts to adjust to his new school life. But his world is changed forever when he finds the body of a hanging man...

JA. AU. Obi angst. no slash. rated for suicidal behavior. Obi-Wan wants desperately to be a good padawan, but Qui-Gon seems eternally displeased with him; will Qui-Gon accept him, or will he be crushed under the pressure, and lost to despair?

Grievous has left the SEPs and made his own army. He still wants to kill all Jedi but what secrets will be revealed and what if Grievous might not be as bad as we think? But a dark past is also revealed and why does Grievous hate the Jedi?

So I was watching the Clone Wars and I got pretty fed up with how obvious both Padme and Anakin are with their relationship. So this is a story about how fed up Obi-Wan is with the obvious couple. Enjoy! R&R

The pitter-patter of rain against the window-pane was a comfort to some, an annoyance to others, and a relief to most gardeners and nerf herders in the galaxy. For Anakin, it was something out of a horror holo-vid. Anakin & Obi-Wan. Short Story.

The Doctor's dying and Rose has got no choice but to fly the TARDIS on her own, landing in the 21st century, where one Dr. Gregory House,MD, has finally met a patient who might actually be suffering from LUPUS... and wait til you find out who!

Fourteen year old Squee comes to live with Johnny and lets Psycho Doughboy get to him. Multiple attempted suicides from both Nny and Squee, also an extremely random appearance from Happy Noodle Boy. Squee's POV. Rated M because I have paranoia.

Qui-Gon is seperated from his Master Dooku as well as the Force. He must fend for himself while his Master searches for him. Sold as a slave to a cruel owner, his chances lessen. Will Dooku find his Padawan in time?

Parallel events in the lives of two men create a crossroads, where those they left behind are united. Supernatural/Knight Rider crossover, AU from Goliath p.1 and Devil's Trap. Rated for language. ADOPTABLE.

One-shot. Padmé's complaints of foot pain have fallen on deaf ears. Now Anakin must find a way to avoid explaining to Obi-Wan as he struggles through a day of training in the temple wearing Padmé's bright pink pumps.

Years after Nny left, Todd and a few friends move into his house. When Todd starts to realize his sanity is slipping, he begins to wonder if he's becoming like his old neighber. Slight Invader Zim X-over. ZADR! Other pairings to come.

7th in the Vader's Cat series. It seemed impossible to him that the tiny kitten which had once fit so comfortably in the palm of his hand could have become a large, fat adult feline capable of intimidating full grown Imperial officers.

The fate of General Grievous could have been so different if only he'd learned the truth behind his extreme makeover. In this version of his career, spanning the events of the Clone Wars and ROTS, he does.

Little Todd Casil is lost at the mall, while Johnny is busy doing some 'expressing'.What happens when Todd encounters a child molester? And what about the missing Mr. Shmee? God, I suck at summaries...

This was an idea I had while watching Zim once and thinking about all the Alien references Jhonen made in JTHM and I Feel Sick. DATR, ZAGR, and GAMR elements included, along with other characters outside Zim. Invader ZimCJhonen Vasquez. AlienCDan O'Bannon

Someone had snuck a cat aboard the Executor. Whoever that intrepid officer was, Lord Vader assumed that he had either been killed or transferred, because the animal had now taken to following him around the ship.

17 yearold Dib can’t take life anymore but before he kills himself he meets Johnny. The boys quickly become close friends and Johnny teaches Dib to simply let the bodies hit the floor. Crossover w JtHM

A crazy fic created by an overactive imagination..Anakin starts a band, ObiWan is flirting with Padme, Dooku,Asajj,and Grievous buy lobster in Boston? Things get even weirder when Palpatine hires Fozzy Bear to spy on the Jedi! discontinued

Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi is infamously cool... until it comes to dealing with his precocious padawan! A bit of one shot Obi and Ani humor for your enjoyment. A little OOC freaking out by dearest Obi, but not too much.

The Clone Wars has begun. There are Heroes in both sides. This story is about the Military Leader of the Confederacy: General Grievous. The story evolves in three perspectives: Meeting with Dooku, The General’s past, The General’s Mission.

What happens when the Covenant adopt a new general? The Master Chief might have a hard time with this particular enemy. Epilogue: The final chapter, the one that will link Halo, MCvGG, and Halo2 together, enjoy!

It's 10 years in the future. Squee has grown up, is 20 years old, twisted, angry, and a killer. He learned everything from Nny, and is taking his revenge on the world. Nny has attempted to keep the kid's sanity in tact, but Squee's abusive parents destroy

What happened in the days right after General Grievous' transformation? And why can't he remember his past? Based around the time of the Visionaries story 'The eyes of Revolution'All characters other than Piqu are the property of Lucasfilm I am not maki

General Grievous was a huge fan favorite from the cast of Episode 3. He was a brilliant fighter and an amazing strategist, but when it came down to it, he was a terribly underdeveloped and misused character who met an unfitting end. I hope to change that

Padmé hated hoi-broth. And Obi-Wan was allergic to it- once, on a diplomatic mission to Ando, his violent reaction to a ceremonial toast had nearly triggered an intersystem incident. (Based on a line from the ROTS novelization. No spoilers.)

Wow. My first JtHM fic. o.o; It's probably not good... but, hey, I tried. :) One-Shot, takes place after the 7th issue, I was inspired to write this by the picture on the back of the 7th issue. Would you please read and review? x)

A real tear-jerker for those who sympathize for Squee... for Squee has no hope, for he hurts like no child should hurt at his age. And for that, Johnny gives him the one last thing he has left to offer before he goes off... I cried when I wrote it.

What do you get when you mix Star Wars with a cup of Harry Potter, a tablespoon of Weird Al, and a pinch (I said pinch, people, it’s only a sentence, so don’t be put off!) of Britney? That’s right, IT’S QUI-GON AND OBI-WAN CLEANING!

My very first Star Wars fic, yay! Well it's a song fic, but it's a start! Obi-Wan's thoughts and feelings after the death of Qui-Gon, a short and sweet fic written for a very good friend of mine. Please read and reply!

YAY!! *Rejoices* My first JtHM fic! Not that amazing, and quite short, but I need some ego-feeding reviews before I can write some braver stuff. The tale of how lil' ol' 'Nny got his beloved Nailbunny... ^^;; Originality!

Whilst on a case, Michael is temporarily blinded. While he is unable to see he is tracked by a hitman, so it is up to Kitt to deal with the fallout, and find and stop the assassin before it's too late. Part of the 'Knight Rider: Shadows' series.

"We wouldn't do that, would we, you and me?" It was more than talking John's former commander out of removing his belt. It was Sherlock trying to convince himself to stay there. Stay there for John and for Mary and for the little Watson in Mary's womb. (Rated for brief thoughts of suicide and just to be safe.)

This is a Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Blue's Clues crossover. Blue's ghost posses the Master in an attempt to find Steve, who has been kidnapped by demons. The Master runs into Sherlock and tries to get the detective to help. This catches the attention of Sam and Dean, who go to investigate. Rating subject to change in later chapters.

Cuddy realizes that the feelings she has for House are deeper than she ever imagined. But she can't contact House, and she fears that he might have finally killed himself. Rated for character death and some (very little) language in the final chapter.

When the potential foster parents for a little boy are killed and he is kidnapped, it's up to Sherlock and John to find him and the murderer. But what happens when the child ends up in Sherlock's hands?