Angus T. Jones Is The Richest Kid On TV. WHAT.

Know that kid from Two And A Half Men? He is highest-paid kid on televsion, thanks to his $250,000 per episode paycheck on the CBS sitcom starring Ducky (Jon Cryer) and Shady (Charlie Sheen), the New York Post reports. Angus, who’s 16, has starred on the show since 2003, and likely bags royalties from syndication — craziness!

But get this: Miranda Cosgrove gets $180,000 per episode of iCarly, and Selena Gomez nets $25,000 a pop for Wizards Of Waverly Place.

What is Angus doing with all that $$$? Starting the Angus T. Jones Foundation for Charlie Sheen Survivors?