Some people leave footprints on our heart.
Cats leave fur on our sweaters.
Dogs leave drool on our shoes.
Families will crap on our doorstep.
So when life gives you crap, garden it and make roses.

Monday, November 27, 2006

LOWERING THE TONE

I've been with Mum all day and I'm too tired to think let alone blog so I thought I'd lower the tone of the blogosphere by looking at naked guys. Him up top is an underwear model and he can model my underwear anytime. On the other hand a cute young thing, with a smile, who can cook and look good near a sink is not to be sneered at. I hate choices except at elections (spelt with an L, gutterminds). I'll think better in the morning after my liver processes the vodka my sister poured into me before she poured me in the taxi.

11 comments:

This is very strange, because I had a run in yesterday with a uniformed car park bouncer at IKEA who told me I needed to "lower my tone". He wanted me to shift my car from the bay where customers (lots of them) load purchases in, and I refused because I had the hood up with the radiator boiling, and what's more our order was still being assembled. So what a goose, he thought he was Hitler. Mussolini too. And Franco. ha ha ha. Well, he was foreign, anyway.

Ah, those cute young things may be great to look at and great at something else (or not) but when it comes to mental stimulation and brain growth you keep coming back to all of us brilliant, dear ones, don't you. I bet Young Kitchen Boy always has lumps in his gravy, doesn't have a clue how to spice up a crumpet, and maybe can't even get the cake to rise.I wonder if he's ever truly experienced the Joy of Cookinghttp://www.amazon.com/All-New-Purpose-Joy-Cooking/dp/0684818701

I'll have you know Andrew that I have one pair of french silk knickers for just that kind of emergency.

RH, you're the only person I know who'd get banned from Ikea. The only thing I like about that store are the tealights which are cheaper than anywhere else.

Thank you for the advice Crystal but I'm sure, like all well brought up boys, that he shaves. The only worry I have is that he took that bowl straight from the fridge, nasty.

Kurt Reply, you are right but I wouldn't want him for conversation, just for spicing up my crumpet (and that definitely lowered the tone). As for getting anything to rise, that cold bowl is still a worry.

A brilliant comment page from the generation that knows geniune smutty wit or is that witty smut. His Excellency should be here to guide us.

I like the way all youse straight blokes are having a butcher's at my men.I hope I haven't crumbled any delicate egos and Davo, the little cupcake is making icing with that whisk. Desert should always be that good.