Friday, September 16, 2011

A quick update today because I'm a bachelor! My wife has been out of town for the last two days and will be out of town (with my son) until Sunday. That means that I will:

Not be wearing pants

Will be bathing as little as possible

Be consuming copious amounts of pay per view movies blog reading

Drinking whatever, whenever I want (Does Gin go well with Whiskey? Time will tell!)

Annnnnnnd, going to bed at 9pm on a Friday night because I have 22 miles to run on Saturday and I am a huge running tool. I'll bet I'll have to put on pants for that too! What a rip off. They WILL be my shorty shorts that my wife doesn't like me to wear. Take THAT!

Legaleeeeese

This blog is meant for entertainment purposes only.For that matter, it even does that half-assed.I am happy to provide advice and tips, but have no technical "training" to provide medical or professional advice.So, ask away - I love to help.But, if you get hurt, can’t blame me!!