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The Doompocalypse

Since the Doompocalypse is nearly among us, and I still don't know what's in store, I thought I'd get prepared. Of course, not prepared like a doomsday prepper. Rather, I was thinking of wishing my pals here a goodbye, in case I never return. Therefore, I'd like to thanks the following, appended here, for the reasons also appended here.
OC HAU, for being awesome. KickHimWhenHe'sDown, for being awesomer. Dexternumbers, for being a fellow "Massachusetian". Dulce, for being incoherent in a poetic way. Lost, for being a tough mod who doesn't feel the need to verbally abuse others. Bighead, for keeping this place full of threads. Jojan, for keeping this place full of sass and clever humor. Tijs, for also being a humane but normal mod. All the other mods, because I'd rather not be banned. Melyssa K, for introducing me to the wonders of Greg K. Tiny Vessels, for reminding me that liberals are human too, and can be sweet. MOTO13, for reminding me that conservatives are people too, and passionate. And finally, Mecha, for doing what others could not and somehow surviving 16 years with me.
If I missed anyone, I'll edit you in.

The Maya didn't bother to finish the calendar. Why is it a Doompocalypse when it ends?

You think that they just got tired? They stopped at a significant date. 12.21.12. It's mathematically special. It's also the Winter Solstice. It seems odd that so many people, not just the Mayans, predicted it.

Well Godxilla, I am leaving work early today and going home to prepare for the immenent end to civilization as we know it. I am going to have some lunch, send out the last of my xmas cards, pour myfelf a martini, find the only autographed nude picture of Margaret Thatcher I have and crank one off. Then get ready to go to bowling league. I have enjoyed everyone's company here and I will see all of you on the other side...you liberals will simply have to look up.

*1000 km underground*

Sigh. You people do realise that there's no scientific proof to back these apocalypse claims (many of the potentional "causes" for the apocalypse are outright lies), right? I know most of you do and the rest are just trolling (at least I hope so, if somehow I'm wrong then there's no hope for humanity left), but we also seem to have a few genuine fruitcakes here...

You think that they just got tired? They stopped at a significant date. 12.21.12. It's mathematically special. It's also the Winter Solstice. It seems odd that so many people, not just the Mayans, predicted it.