NOTÍCIA: FRIDAY The 13th Versus DEADPOOL Part II

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JASON and DEADPOOL meets ALIEN and PREDATOR.

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EXT. KARNAK - EGYPT - DAY

The sun shines. From the distance, we can observes DEADPOOL that get outside from the CHAMBER. He tries to clean his suit and looks around. In the middle of many columns we observes JASON that walks with his MACHETE on his hand. The ANGLE OPEN TO REVEL PREDATOR above one COLUMN and he observes JASON on foreground (f.g.) and after that DEADPOOL in background (b.g.)

POINT OF VIEW PREDATOR - INFRARED

JASON walks to outside the columns and DEADPOOL is a little far from him. PREDATOR observes, listen, record and analysis.

DEADPOOLHey! ugly shy handsome
big man... Where are you?
I have to choose one name
for you. I think that I'llcall you JILL. No. JOHN.
JACK. Maybe. Jermmaine.
I don't think so. I got it!
I'll put the name of my
primary school teacher...
JASON VOORHEES.

BACK TO SCENE

PREDATOR (recording)"Hey! ugly shy handsome
big man... Where are you?
I have to choose one name
for you. I think that I'll
call you JILL. No. JOHN.
JACK. Maybe. Jermmaine.
I don't think so. I got it!
I'll put the name of my
primary school teacher...
JASON VOORHEES."

From the distance we can observes one HUGE SPACESHIP that just arrive. JASON walks towards the spaceship that open the GATE. In foreground (f.g.) DEADPOOL tries to reaches him.

DEADPOOLWait for me JASON!

POINT OF VIEW DEADPOOL

JASON get inside the spaceship and DEADPOOL follow him.

INSIDE THE SPACESHIP

We can observes two big HALLS on the left and on the right.

DEADPOOLJASON... Where are you honey?I'm scared? I wanna use the
bathroom now to do the number
2. After that I'll find you.

DEADPOOL walks fast and tries to find one BATHROOM. He open one door, gets in and closes the door. After that we can hear DEADPOOL inside there. The spaceship takes off and a few minutes later have a BLACKOUT.

ON THE BATHROOM

DEADPOOL (O.S.)
(off screen)Hey! Who Who switched off
the light? JASON... Where
are you? Help me and bring
some toilet paper too.

ON THE HALL

The LIGHT TURNS ON and we can observes JASON that walks with his MACHETE.

MOTHER (V.O.)
DON'T CALL ME MOMMY.
I'M THE COMPUTER COMMAND
OF THE USCSS NOSTROMO
AND WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
INVADERS.

DEADPOOL get outside the THE BATHROOM.

DEADPOOL
Invaders? Are you talk
about me and my
boyfriend JASON?

MOTHER (V.O.) (voice over)
NEGATIVE.

ON THE HALL

A big door open and JASON get inside.

THE LABORATORY

JASON looks around and we can observes many EGGS of ALIENS on the shelf. JASON gives his back to the eggs and one of them tries to get outside of the egg. Then the creature jump and flies very fast to the JASON that turns and slice the creature with his MACHETE.

Then JASON walks to get outside the LAB, but another creature jump and reaches JASON'S FACE.

ON THE HALL

DEADPOOL walks and find the Laboratory.

THE LABORATORY

DEADPOOL looks around and observes the eggs of aliens. After that, he finds JASON on the floor with the creature stuck on his face.

DEADPOOL
JASON my endless love...
I was looking for you.
What is this on your
face? It's like a
sticky spider. Let me
help you.

DEADPOOL gets detach the creature that falls on the floor dead. JASON picks up your MACHETE and get up. DEADPOOL walks to outside and runs into something INVISIBLE. It's PREDATOR that apears and takes off your HELMET.

DEADPOOL
Now we are three ugly
guys. Who are you?

PREDATOR takes a combat position.

PREDATOR
(screaming)
UUUGRAAAMMMMMM!

DEADPOOL run and jumps on the PREATOR'S arms.

DEADPOOL
I love it! You are very
kind... Now I have two
muscular boyfriends.

PREDATOR throws DEADPOOL to the arms of JASON that throws DEADPOOL to the ground. Then, JASON and PREDATOR starts to fight.

DEADPOOL
Two guys fighting for
me. I'm the sexual
healing of them.
It's so exciting.

JASON tries to hit the PREDATOR with his machete, but he blocks it with his sharp hook and kicks JASON that falls on the floor. After that, PREDATOR types and prepares a BOMB. Then, he throws it to the ground and goes to the exit. The BOMB starts counting down, but stops working.

DEADPOOL picks up the BOMB and tries to deliver it back to the PREDATOR. JASON walks and leaves the LAB.

DEADPOOL
Hey Mister...
Did you forget
something?

The BOMB works again, and DEADPOOL throws it to the bottom of the LAB. Then, DEADPOOL and PREDATOR run outside and the BOMB EXPLODES.