You might love golfing, but golf doesn't love you back. When you take the course, people grab their clubs, hop in their golf carts, and run for cover. You're so bad that the trees even feel bad for you!

You're not a bad golfer, right? You're just searching the woods for the elusive bigfoot! Bigfoot, who also goes by Sasquatch or Yeti, doesn't generally make an appearance on the fairway. That's why you're always shanking your golf balls into the trees. At least that's what you tell all your friends...