Spinal Tap: I just walked out there and there's puddles of water all over the freakin' stage.Guy: Huh, I don't wanna lie to you boys. Six days a week this place is a hockey rink.Spinal Tap: Yeah, well this is a rock concert not the bleeding splish splash show.

Papa Dinosaur: Would you turn off that Rock and Rock music?Baby Dinosaur: Hey, don't have a Stegosaurus, man!Lisa: These talking dinosaurs are more real than most real families on TV!Homer: Look Maggie, they have a baby too!

Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?Selma: All right, but no tongues.Sideshow Bob: Although kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray, that's not what I had in mind. Selma, will you marry me?Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma. That man is scum.Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum.

Homer: Ooh, appetizers!Sideshow Bob: Well Homer, what should we serve?Homer: Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce, it looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup.