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LONGER JOKES

Hopelessly lost, a businessman approaches a local in a village. ‘What’s the quickest way to York?’ he asks. The local scratches his head. ‘Are you walking or driving?’ ‘I’m driving’ the man replies. ‘Hmmm’ ponders the local. ‘I’d say that’s definitely the quickest way’.

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BLONDE JOKES
(apologies to any blondes reading!)

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream