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That's the "joke." They asked me if I wanted to hear a joke and then asked me to start it..and you do so without thinking and then you're not "hearing" the joke...you're telling it...without realising until they ask "who's there?" So.. uh no one was there I guess.. :-l

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So a farmer walks into his wife's bedroom with a sheep under his arm and shouts, "THIS IS THE PIG THAT I **** WHEN YOU HAVE A HEADACHE!" His wife laughs at him and says, "That's not a pig, that's a sheep." The farmer shouts back, "I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, *****!" and storms out of the room.