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The Ghost of Porno Future: It’s Moral, It’s Disgusting

Today I thought about the post in which I wrote about the SexBots or, as they’re usually referred to (in everything I read), gynoids. …And so we’ll stick with SexBots.

Which started me wondering about how malleable morality will prove as the Brave New World opens before us. …When I realized we’re already there.

Within five years, CG porn will be photorealistic, 3D, jacking you off through a USB cable…

Oh yes, friends: The Future Is Now.

Maybe some porn studios will try to stay true or whatever to the business that thrives on (mostly) sexual abuse victims reenacting their traumas as victim or perpetrator. Not that I’m a prude… But my gods if you’ve seen five minutes of one you know how every goddam other five minutes of all others repeat.

And so our Brave New World is a planet in which strippers don’t ever feel tempted to try a porn or two…

I DIGRESS! Studios that swear on their genitals to continue using real people will soon stop. CG vids will outsell them in circles. And anyone who wants to see actual people fuck around know where the interweb is.

And so porn, soon enough, will no longer exploit women. (And no, men don’t get exploited, despite making much less money. Guys always want to have sex. With anyone who’s willing. And all men will cheat on any girlfriend or wife if they can get away with it and not feel guilty about it. Why? Genetic variation. …Speaking of which, it can’t be good that so-called races (though race and ethnicity are not real things) have fucked among their own for all history. We need to turn this gene pool into a hot tub, if you’ll come with me to the 1970s a moment.

…Personally, I have special feelings for Japanese and Eastern Chinese women. That is, I think they’re the best looking females on earth. …And holy shit do their nations, and many inhabitants of them, hate the other. …Japan forgave us for two atomic fucking bombings of innocent fucking civilians. However, the Chinese… I understand the ill will. And (look: no Google!) I don’t know why the Japanese would hate the Chinese.

FUN FACT! The human genome proves that the Japanese started out as Chinese. Just as Native Americans started out as Japanese. –Well, not so much. They’re more akin (ha!) to a dwindling number of insane nomads who find Siberia fucking balmy.

In fact, lemme tell you what the genome tells us about us. Neanderthals were first out of Africa, but didn’t go far. They lived in Europe, the Middle East and around India, (bit iffy on the last bit — dunno how far east they went).

Then came us: Man Wise Wise. That is, humans were smug-ass jackasses when we named ourselves, just as now. (I’m referring to “Homo sapiens sapiens.”)

Anyway, some homos stayed in Africa. Others went to the Mideast, followed the coast to Asia, some down to Indonesia and Australia, as others went to northeast Asia and the Americas. And a lot of homos spread throughout Europe.

And so Neanderthals… Sorry, but in passing: That word is pronounced Neander-TALS. The word is German, and German doesn’t have a sound that these words make the sound in “the.” Plus, Neandertal fossils were discovered in Neander Tal, or Neander Valley. So getting the name wrong means getting the history of fucking humanity wrong. The sapiens who came up with the name Homoneanderthalensis weren’t up to being wise wise when doing so, because it simply means “man from Neander Valley.”

AND SO NEANDERTALS! coexisted in time and place with sapiens. Which, of course, means thomos and the other homos had sex. Why care? Because people of pure African lineage (a shit-ton) are the only one hundred percent wise wise men. All other humans have a percentage of Neandertal DNA — from about one to four percent.

WHY IS THIS A FUCKING CLASSIC? Because, you know how white people have treated people from and in Africa like beasts of burden as much as possible, when not killing them and/or stealing their homelands? Well, whites enslaved them because they considered them to be inferior people, if people at all. But, genetically, Africans were superior in terms of simply being true sapien sapiens. And know how the Nazis killed a lot of black people along with millions of Jews, Polish, ugh ugh ugh? It was because Africans were an impure race, like all non-Nordics, including fucking Hitler himself! Jesus! Didn’t anyone, during Hitler’s rise, think it was pretty odd for a quarter-Jew (as figured by Nazi chart at Holocaust Museum, DC) with dark hair and eyes was calling for the extermination of Jews and a master race of people who looked like his polar fucking opposite?

(Actually, I’m unsure if a significant number of Germans knew Hitler’s grandmother was Jewish — which meant his own laws dictated that he be killed with haste . But once in power, Hitler erased his past. Literally. He had his hometown bombed so thoroughly it was flat when they were done.)

TURNS OUT! Africans were/are the only pure-blooded humans. Despite that fact, white mongrels from scores of countries did all they could to avoid the savage sapiens. Anti-miscegenation laws were everywhere. Especially anywhere whites oppressed Africans and, therefore, spent a lot of time with them. Because when one kind of human is around another, eventually there will be sex.

ILLUSTRATING MY POINT! that the future of porn will not involve the mistreatment of any woman in any way (directly, very least). Will this make porn more acceptable? It fucking should! The first-world eliminating such a large degree of direct, industrialized, socialized sexism… Seems OK by me.

Of course, men would still be looking at porn and “objectifying” women. Then again, anyone who’s ever thought you’re attractive physically has objectified you directly. When your boyfriend tells you you’re hot while he’s fucking you, he’s not expressing admiration for your Master’s thesis.

Also, there is nothing wrong with seeing a person. That is, looking at them. Look at a stranger’s face for six seconds and you’ll know the person’s general character. It’s an example of the fact that evolution has given us eyes, we have used them and, like most everything human, they get used in the service of sex.

SO, HOORAY! GUILT-FREE PORN! …Sorry, but you should probably halt the Happy Dance and sit back down.

I thought about SexBots, and how Japan is making headway in the field. For instance, an android has been made that can converse (poorly), has skin that allows her to sense touch, etc — and looking a lot like a human twin of the woman her appearance mimics (at least in still photos).

…Oh, and she sings quite nicely, too. With her own voice.

I thought this as I walked home from somewhere. When I got home, seeing my video games reminded me that the new XBOX and PlayStations are coming out, probably, about December. Next-gen games are likely to use 3D whenever possible, making the seemingly real images on-screen even more immersive.

Which let me know BioPorn is dead. Soon. Unless you live in Portland, you probably can’t imagine the last time you even saw an adult theater. Why? Film was expensive. Videotape was cheaper. And men are rarely arrested in their homes for jerking off.

Creepy magazines will help us take the discussion to the weirdness it must face: Playboy doesn’t pull in enough big names to stay afloat. Penthouse? Too tame for an audience used to CG movies. …Assuming some goddam porn director can make a movie whose plot isn’t the same as each and every other goddam porno, and that CG is used to make the unreal real while looking real.

But not going to Japan-y shit like rape-by-vampire octopus!

Although it is inevitable: Mags and movies will depict increasingly distasteful shit.

Right now the magazine “Barely Legal” sells whatever shit I don’t want to think about, done by eighteen-year-old-girls.

What will happen when the magazine can drop the age requirement? …I know federal law (I think…) prevents convicted child abusers from having images of any kind that feature minors in any manner of sexual situation. So what about the fucking creeps who buy the mag and have no record? Will “Barely Legal” become “Finally: Not Fucking Legal”? And will CG mags pop up that cater to specific kinds of pedophiles? Will there be CG cancer victim-porn for people as fucked up royal as Michael Jackson was?

(I am completely enraged that his fans never did and never will care about the fact he did the worst shit to the humans it was worst to do it to. Fuck! …Caligula really loved his horse! Does that make matricide and raping dinner guests’ wives okey-fucking-dokey?)

AHEM! I’ll let you imagine the array of CG mags possible based on the disgustingly varied range of preferences among pedophiles, active or otherwise.

I imagine if a law banned such magazines, an argument in support of them would state that they prevent pedophiles from hunting real children. That it’s better to see a CG sixty-year-old with a CG pre-teen than for the old man to seek it himself.

Because here’s the thing: Pedophiles abuse because they were abused. (And dur, not saying all victims become abusers.) And it so fucked them up that, if they are the type who ever acts on their inclinations, they’ll spend the rest of their lives acting on these inclinations.

Oh — there will be magazines for non-pedophiles, too. Bestsellers will feature assorted rape fantasies involving grandmothers, parents, sisters and so on.

–Please keep in mind that these will all be viewed on tablet computers and sold for as cheap as they need to be because they’ll be super-cheap to make.

I bet movies wade into CG by converting porn stars acting things out in motion-capture suits.But eventually it will simply be too goddam stupid to pay pornstars real money to render fake images of them.

Pornstars with followings at this time will likely make life-long careers in porn: forever twenty-five and willing to do absolutely anything.

SO I GUESS IT COMES DOWN TO THIS! American porn is eventually going to end the use of humans. Maybe it’s the Catholic in me that imagines this as a very, very good thing. The atheist in me (aka me) doesn’t mind it either….But whoever can argue that a teen’s first film audition should include anal sex with a creep-ass twice her age — spell it out. And if I’m a prude, so I am.

ONWARD! I think we’ll agree that Japan has some fucked up shit going on when it comes to sex. Fer’instance, used panties can be bought at vending machines, and all media depicting sex — as it seems to this biased, pretty ill-informed nobody — depict more nonconsentual acts than otherwise.

If we step back into the courtroom, I’d imagine the issue of standing would be focused on the prosecutor. The Supreme Court gets rid of most of its possible workload by stating the plaintiff does not have standing.

What’s standing,? Wiki: Standing “is the term for the ability of a party to demonstrate to the court sufficient connection to and harm from the law or action challenged to support that party’s participation in the case.”

Let’s suppose Japan is a nation whose males desperately want to get incestuous, get with very young girls, spend all their time on any given train groping the living shit out of the women on it, and — quite simply, let’s suppose there isn’t a single Japanese male who is or could be satisfied with any kind of age-appropriate consensual sex.

And now let’s think about the country’s rates involving sexual abuse, attack, etc.

Whatever Jungian message Japan is screaming with their entertainment, it isn’t a cause of so-called sexual violence. (There’s nothing sexual about molestation and rape. It’s all about manufacturing misery the best way the perp knows how.)

And so we can expect that most Americans will join me in pretending that niche porn isn’t out there, and everything is all-consensual and all-Japanimation. …Speaking of which: When I can finally get a SexBot, my android won’t look as human as possible, nor perfectly distanced from the Uncanny Valley. She’ll be straight out of Japanimation/manga.

(Uncanny Valley: If machines are too convincingly human, people freak the fuck out. Also, if they’re not human enough, humans cannot interact with them in the ideal way, which is as though the machine were another human.

…So when the SexBots come, don’t make fun of my MangaDroid. Instead, be glad I’m not among the majority of early-adopters, and with a KidDroid created such that it will never appear to enjoy a single moment of its existance.

LET’S JUST LAY OUT THE FACTS!

1) CG and androids will replace humans in all-but homemade porn.

2) This will mean that every evil and wrong committed or supposedly committed by the porn industry will cease or never was. Although men will watch CG porn to see hot women’s bodies, and not to learn about their black-and-white photography. But no man having sex with any woman is thinking about anything but her body. No man not ever. Unless it’s been too long since P met V and he’s struggling vainly against instant ejaculation. Then the guy is thinking about not thinking about her body.

Ans so effing what? People are objects, too.

3) Studies have shown that repressive societies have more problems with molestation, rape, etc. Please consider the fact that, from prehistory to this day, waging war is still the act of killing a certain group of men and raping their women.Please consider that Roman slaves were human sex toys, as they were in most societies of the time. Now how about The Inquisition? Also know that virginity pledges are proven , using any and all data, to mean jack shit. Jesus humans! ‘Ya think humans might become sexually mature when humans are designed to begin having sex? And maybe you could stop speaking for Jesus, which is the pope’s fucking job? Also, compare violence against women in Arab countries to any other country. Fuck shari’a.

4) Androids may become preferred partners among humans and, therefore, procreation may taper off. This is sorely needed. And by the time humans get down to a reasonable number we’ll be able to get our Bots pregnant. And we may be an equal mix of biological and synthetic as our partners.

Phew!

Sorry I didn’t troll for stats, but… I was kinda lazy with this one.

PS: Straight humans are liable to prefer android partners because men and women can form and continue relationships only through severely delusional thinking. That is: Men and women, considering the thoughts, motivations, actions, desires, etc ad infinitum do not share a whit of commonality. This post makes the case in full. …Ish.

PPS: CG porn cannot be argued to be wrong because porn is wrong. A syllogism is fine as a baseless assertion in a moral code, but has no ethical basis. In fact, CG porn rips the the ethical objections to porn from moralists’ hands.

PPPS: I’ sure androids will eventually be conscious beings. And do not support such beings as anything other than equal under the law. (That is: SexBots must be not-conscious androids. I know that seems totally crazy to most, but IBM’s Watson machine seems to be a generalized superhuman AI to me.

THAT IS! I’m not talking about shit that is too nuts to happen in the future because this shit is happening now but whereas some people watch sports I watch society.