Presidents For Life

Once you are the President of America, you are always the President. If you've just been voted into office, and not sworn in, you are president elect. After serving 4-8 years in the big house as leader of the fee world they will always be having powers of the President. This means that taxpayers will pay for their homes, libraries, library late dues, and security for ever. They cannot be deposed, beheaded or shot into space unless they want to.

The President alone decides whether to recognize new nations and new governments, send aid or bombs and arms or troops, sign treaties, or enter into conflicts (so long as they are not actually called a 'war'). Must answer to the Illuminati and other secret global organizations. Otherwise, the President has no checks or balances or constraints on his powers.

Every U.S. President in history has been compared to Adolf Hitler (even those elected before he was born), probably because the people who make this comparison secretly love Hitler and they think no American president can live up to their "dreamy hero". Anti-Semites.

North Carolina state Senator Bob Rucho tweeted: "Justice Robert's pen & Obamacare has done more damage to the USA then the swords of the Nazis, Soviets & terrorists combined." Mr. Rucho later confirmed that he was speaking literally and totally not exaggerating one tiny iota. (To be fair, they didn't really use swords that much). He was giving this speech at a joint symposium for the survivors of the Holocaust, Stalin's gulags, and 9/11.

Bill Flax: "Hitler’s election platform included 'an expansion on a large scale of old age welfare.' Nazi propaganda proclaimed, 'No one shall go hungry! No one shall be cold!' Germany had universal healthcare and demanded that 'the state be charged first with providing the opportunity for a livelihood.' Obama would relish such a 'jobs' program." Because if there's one thing that Hitler is historically remembered for, it's his robust jobs and healthcare system.

Arizona state Representative Brenda Barton: "Someone is paying the National Park Service thugs overtime for their efforts to carry out the order of De Fuhrer... where are our Constitutional Sheriffs who can revoke the Park Service Rangers authority to arrest??? Do we have any Sheriffs with a pair?" She then beat up the closest Congessional aide and slathered the nearest wall in his blood and feces.

Ellis Washington: "Obama is using his Gestapo and SS Stormtroppers or so-called 'navigators' (e.g., the youth, the unions, Planned Parenthood, NAACP, ACORN, La Raza, etc.) to propagandize the poor, the miseducated and minorities who are being exploited to lead this final blitzkrieg toward forcing universal health care, but like in Hitler’s Germany once the reality of their treachery metastasizes, guess who will be the first ones forced to sacrifice their lives for the Fatherland in our march toward a “perfect” society without illness or suffering?" As you'll recall from history class or any movie about WWII, the minority groups in Germany ran roughshod over the white majority and subjugated them to horrible oppression.

'Ted Cruz: "Look, we saw in Britain, Neville Chamberlain, who told the British people, Accept the Nazis. Yes, they'll dominate the continent of Europe, but that's not our problem. Let's appease them. Why? Because it can't be done. We can't possibly stand against them.' And in America there were voices that listened to that. I expect those same pundits who say it can't be done, had it been in the 1940s, we would have listened to them." You won't find this quote anywhere on the internet, and the book Mr. Cruz was holding up as he 'quoted' Chamberlain was Dr. Suess' "Oh, The Places You'll Go!"

John McCain: "Neville Chamberlain shook hands with Hitler." But to be fair, this was during one of Mr. McCain's 'sun-downers' episodes, and he was just listing off a litany of historical facts.

Janeane Garafolo: "It is in fact a conspiracy of the 43rd Reich." Janeane is either confused, or there were a lot more Reichs than we were told about in school.

Jackie Mason: “Clinton would just as easily kill as Hitler would. He has no conscience." Said the old hack who hates all gays and black people.

Fidel Castro: "[Mr. Reagan] is as unscrupulous, opportunistic and irresponsible as Hitler." Adding, "but at least he has a much better head of hair!"

Bertrand Russell: "Kennedy and Macmillan are much more wicked than Hitler." He also had some nasty choice words for Macmillan and Wife.

They either really hate the president in question, or they were feeling kind of soft on Hitler that day, or a combination of both.