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05. November 2015

Bernie's Supporters Chagrined, Ashamed

CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE – Earlier today, Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders visited the offices of New Hampshire Secretary of State Bill Gardner and registered as a Democrat. Bernie had to do
that in order to get on the February 9 Democratic presidential primary in The Granite State, which prides itself, every four years, in making presidential wannabes traipse through the cold and
snow, meeting all 1,326,813 residents in person in town hall meetings, pharmacies, post offices, wherever an adult might be found, and telling them what they want to hear.