‘Boyfriend Went Vegan and Knocked the Bottom Out of Me,’ a painful condition that occurs when boyfriends go vegan and can suddenly bring it like a tantric porn star.”

Jessica’s boyfriend is then shown fixing a hole in their bedroom wall. “Oh, you’re feeling better?” he asks as she disrobes.

On the one hand, it’s using sex to sell things, which is a time-tested ploy that, I’m sad to say, works.

On the other hand, it’s kind of like abuse. Like what PETA takes a stand against. Unless their concern doesn’t extend to the human race, or females in particular. Which of course it does, but why muddy up that fundamental tenent of the organization?