The Bengals won one… Okay it was against the Browns and right now they can’t win their way out of a wet paper bag, but still. It’s a win. I’m not complaining. To top it off, Andy Dalton was named the Walter Payton Man of the Year candidate for the Bengals. Love him or hate him, he is a good guy. He deserves it.

Since it’s that time…let’s get to the funnies.

There are Honorable Mentions from last week–like always–so…here we go…

“Deep balls.”

He swings low.

“He gets up then goes down.”

Then he starts all over again.

Okay, time for the Quotes of the Week. These are a real rip. Always!

“Not an overly big guy.”

But he’s sweet.

“Not very smooth.”

He’s for the ones who like scruff.

“He fills the hole.”

Scruffy, medium build…he’s an everyman who gets the job done!

“He slips, then has no opportunity.”

Well, it wasn’t his time that time.

“A good hold.”

Better than a bad one.

And now for the Doozy of the Week. Oh my…

This one is all kinds of wrong. Just all kinds.

“He knows how to finish.”

This isn’t his first rodeo. He knows how to ride and satisfy.

Thanks for reading and please check out the other posts from the rest of the week.