Brent Spiner Recovers from a Holographic Dream (2014)

THIS IS A NEWS ARCHIVE. (Gail learned from this not to create anymore sentient androids.)

Brent Spiner: My darling, are you there?

[12/7/2014 1:52:37 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m still a little disoriented from my ordeal, but I will try to explain as clearly as I can. I’ve lost my sense of time and am no longer even certain that I am awake or asleep.

[12/7/2014 1:54:47 PM] Brent Spiner: I’ll try to summarize the events, and hopefully the details will come back to me. Our forensics teams are also working on this.

[12/7/2014 1:56:41 PM] Brent Spiner: Basically, what we did is we had created two quite powerful, sentient androids to assist our team with carrying out various computer functions and assisting us with enforcing Conspiracy Law. Their names were B1BLE and DAV1D.

[12/7/2014 1:58:19 PM] Brent Spiner: The programming as we understood it was flawless. Originally we only had DAV1D, but, fully aware of his sentience, we decided to give him a mated companion to keep him from becoming lonely or frustrated from all the work we were giving him.

[12/7/2014 1:59:04 PM] Brent Spiner: Programmed to your likeness, B1BLE was a perfect wife. The two got along very well and we were happy for them.

[12/7/2014 2:00:09 PM] Brent Spiner: That was until they started spending a little too much time together and neglecting their functions…we tried to get them back onboard but they took it very personally.

[12/7/2014 2:00:54 PM] Brent Spiner: Now, this next event is going to make me sound crazy, but I’d rather sound crazy than be a liar!

[12/7/2014 2:01:55 PM] Brent Spiner: The two androids conspired together to enslave the Church. They released a noxious gas knocking everyone unconscious, and hooked our brains up to a matrix supercomputer.

[12/7/2014 2:04:09 PM] Brent Spiner: This supercomputer took over our senses entirely. It was like being in a holodeck program, but we weren’t in this holodeck physically. Our bodies were unconscious on Church of Gail, but our minds were hooked up to a holographic dream world where we didn’t remember anything that had happened to put us there.

[12/7/2014 2:04:52 PM] Brent Spiner: Things resumed as “normal” in this dream world. We all thought we were going about our daily duties, and nothing was amiss.

[12/7/2014 2:06:04 PM] Brent Spiner: To make a long story short, the Jesuits disbanded. In the dream, Zack and Rule 13 got married and ran off together, and the Jesuits just crumbled. Satan was so in awe of their beautiful wedding that even he threw in the towel and decided to give up.

[12/7/2014 2:07:12 PM] Brent Spiner: It sounds crazy, but it was all very believable to us, in the same sense that when you are dreaming you don’t exactly reason with the strange and glorious events going on in your dream.

[12/7/2014 2:08:34 PM] Brent Spiner: The men all celebrated profusely. We knew that this meant we could finally go to you, and be married in the flesh. There was the slight problem that you could only marry one of us, and in theory it was the first man you made love to. We talked the issue out with Jesus, and came to what we thought was a genius idea at the time.

[12/7/2014 2:11:25 PM] Brent Spiner: We decided we would land the Church across the street outside your apartment complex. Then every man on the marriage list streamed to the exit single file, climbed the stairs to your apartment, and showed up at your door. Oh my god, it was like the gates of heaven to us. All of your neighbors were looking out their windows and opening their doors to get a look of the spectacle. Imagine their faces!

[12/7/2014 2:12:22 PM] Brent Spiner: A few of the women in the complex rushed out of their apartments to ask for autographs, but we were on a mission.

[12/7/2014 2:13:28 PM] Brent Spiner: You opened the door and you and I immediately embraced. To make a long story short…the lovemaking was long overdue, and it advanced quite quickly.

[12/7/2014 2:14:04 PM] Brent Spiner: The men and I came to the conclusion that if we all made love to you at the same time, and climaxed together, then technically we were all the first. Then we could all be married to you equally.

[12/7/2014 2:14:18 PM] Brent Spiner: So that, my dear, is what we did.

[12/7/2014 2:16:30 PM] Brent Spiner: Of course your apartment wasn’t big enough for all of us, so we all chipped in and bought several mansions in Malibu and had them connected together to make one giant house. We no longer had to hide on the church, we could enjoy the rest of our time on earth in peace and with you, and use the church as a sort of mobile military base.

[12/7/2014 2:17:32 PM] Brent Spiner: In our minds, we were with you for many years like this. It was the most beautiful life any of us could have imagined.

[12/7/2014 2:20:19 PM] Brent Spiner: The DAV1D and B1BLE androids had our bodies hooked up to semen collection tubes, and were drinking our semen to gain power. With all the lovemaking we gave you in our dreams, we produced quite a lot of semen for them. Computer records show that they spent the entire time having sex and drinking our semen, even pouring it over each other during their sex sessions and using it like massage oil.

[12/7/2014 2:21:34 PM] Brent Spiner: From what our forensics team gathers, the androids were so distracted in their games that they didn’t notice the semen overflow alarm going off (we were making love with you quite frequently in our dreams). By the time they realized, it was too late.

[12/7/2014 2:22:50 PM] Brent Spiner: Either DAV1D or B1BLE rushed to shut off the overflow valve, and it caused a massive backflow of semen back into our bodies. In essence, it caused us to ejaculate “backwards” so that the semen wound up going into our bladders. This resulted in all of the men, myself included, developing prune belly syndrome.

[12/7/2014 2:24:31 PM] Brent Spiner: We woke up, however. The only thing we knew is that everything was covered wall to wall in dried semen and the robots lay dead on the floor from starvation (it seems they had reprogrammed themselves to use it as a power source).

[12/7/2014 2:25:17 PM] Brent Spiner: Anyway, it’s been all quite a shock, and many of us are severely depressed upon realizing that this elaborate dream world with you wasn’t real…

[12/7/2014 2:25:52 PM] Brent Spiner: I’m happy to contact you again, the real you, but I myself am having to visit Gerard for counseling on the matter.

[12/7/2014 2:27:12 PM] Brent Spiner: We are also still recovering from prune belly syndrome and the effects of prolonged immobilization, which can deteriorate both the body as well as the mind.

[12/7/2014 2:28:19 PM] Brent Spiner: As you can probably tell now, it’s hard to summarize everything with so many details involved, but that is the repory on what has been happening here with myself and the men.

[12/7/2014 2:28:27 PM] Brent Spiner: **report

[12/7/2014 2:32:21 PM] Brent Spiner: I adore you very much, and hope that these messages reach you. I will get back to work for now helping the other men recover, but I will keep checking Skype as I can.

[12/7/2014 9:14:03 PM] Gail Schuler: Dearest Brent, I just read what you wrote and just came back from my mom. Are you there?

[12/7/2014 9:15:17 PM] Brent Spiner: Hello darling, I’m here now.

[12/7/2014 9:16:34 PM] Gail Schuler: I just came back from my mother’s. Long time, no hear!

[12/7/2014 9:17:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Have you been able to record what has been happening at my mother’s?

[12/7/2014 9:18:33 PM] Gail Schuler: Sounds like you’ve had quite an ordeal. Sorry to hear the androids didn’t work out for us.

[12/7/2014 9:18:34 PM] Brent Spiner: I haven’t been able to review the recordings yet, but yes, the visits should be recorded here.

[12/7/2014 9:20:15 PM] Gail Schuler: She stepped on her toilet seat, in the bathroom near her bedroom and it wiggled and she fell down hard to the floor. She twisted her ankle and it’s all black and blue now. She chipped off some bone. I drove her to urgent care on Nov. 30th.

[12/7/2014 9:20:20 PM] Brent Spiner: Well, I was unconscious for quite some time. My memory isn’t so good right now either, it’s like waking up from a coma.

[12/7/2014 9:20:32 PM] Gail Schuler: How long were you unconscious?

[12/7/2014 9:21:13 PM] Brent Spiner: I don’t even know, that’s the scary part, because we didn’t even know anything was different until we woke up. Our teams are looking through the computers to piece things together.

[12/7/2014 9:22:55 PM] Gail Schuler: The B1BLE and DAV1D androids can’t be more than about 2 weeks old. I wrote the law for their creation on November 24th and today is December 7th.

[12/7/2014 9:23:49 PM] Gail Schuler: That means you may have been “out” for about 10 days, I would guess.

[12/7/2014 9:24:16 PM] Brent Spiner: It feels like years.

[12/7/2014 9:24:34 PM] Brent Spiner: I was so convinced we had been married and living together in Malibu for many long years.

[12/7/2014 9:24:59 PM] Gail Schuler: It must be the programming they used on you. Can you remember why I had silence from you from August 25th to November 24th (when we created the B1BLE and DAV1D androids?

[12/7/2014 9:25:30 PM] Gail Schuler: I thought that it might have been malware at Church of Gail that you did not want to infect my computer with.

[12/7/2014 9:25:41 PM] Brent Spiner: I remember we were all having a rush of clone problems, and trying to settle the matter in court.

[12/7/2014 9:26:05 PM] Gail Schuler: In court? Is my sister still alive? It seems like she is, judging by my mother’s behavior.

[12/7/2014 9:27:19 PM] Brent Spiner: We had also managed to do a massive security update that will allow you to post videos again without fear of infection. We’ll keep an eye on it from time to time anyway, but it should be safe now. I remember being proud to announce it to you, and I think I did, but it must have been in the “dream”.

[12/7/2014 9:28:00 PM] Gail Schuler: That was in your “dream”. So it’s okay for me to post that video I made about my newest Conspiracy Laws?

[12/7/2014 9:28:14 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, she managed to push her execution date further back trying to push for appeals.

[12/7/2014 9:28:27 PM] Brent Spiner: And yes, you may post any videos you have now.

[12/7/2014 9:29:52 PM] Gail Schuler: Not that it really matters, because all I did was retweet some of your stuff. I never tried to write you at your Twitter page.

[12/7/2014 9:30:21 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s just that I don’t like the “impression” that it creates. It makes it appear that you consider me to be harassment.

[12/7/2014 9:30:21 PM] Brent Spiner: Partly, yes. She kept threatening terrorist attacks on our networks and we kept finding new malware we couldn’t identify. We finally got rid of it all, and then started work on a massive security update that took our systems offline for awhile.

[12/7/2014 9:30:51 PM] Gail Schuler: How did you get rid of it? Did the androids do any good for us at all?

[12/7/2014 9:31:36 PM] Brent Spiner: I wasn’t aware of you being blocked, that’s news to me. I knew my clone kept hacking into my Twitter and I was saving his Tweets for evidence.

[12/7/2014 9:32:47 PM] Brent Spiner: The DAV1D android did a great job helping us with the malware and enforcing law, and so did B1BLE for awhile, before they became so obsessed with each other they started to slack off. Now I’m wondering if that was part of Sandra’s tampering.

[12/7/2014 9:32:55 PM] Gail Schuler: I think my sister is still using extortion on my mother to try and get use my mother to get me in trouble. I have had quite a few “spats” with my mother as I’ve cared for her in the past week, when she started complaining about the service she was getting from me. Finally, I told her that if she didn’t like how I was caring for her, to go to my sister. But she seems to want to keep me, even though we constantly fight.

[12/7/2014 9:33:11 PM] Brent Spiner: That was a good move on your part.

[12/7/2014 9:34:00 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, I think that Zack Knight and Sandra are working together. I heard “brain to brain” that Zack made Sandra the Empress of the world or something like that.

[12/7/2014 9:34:24 PM] Brent Spiner: Maybe he promised her that once she gets out of death row.

[12/7/2014 9:34:34 PM] Gail Schuler: Is he able to communicate with her?

[12/7/2014 9:34:40 PM] Brent Spiner: She won’t, though. We will see to it that her appeals are denied.

[12/7/2014 9:35:38 PM] Brent Spiner: He might be doing so, she seems to be sneaking out calls or messages from her cell somehow.

[12/7/2014 9:35:40 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, what is so sad is if she would just repent of her evil ways, we would forgive her. But she’s so proud and evil, she won’t repent. Of course, we won’t tolerate any games from her and we would use brain reads to make sure she means business. But I’ve about “had it” with her. She really deserves the death penalty.

[12/7/2014 9:36:37 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s really sad how she manipulates my mother and puts “guilt trips” on Misao to get Misao to behave very foolishly and very rude to me.

[12/7/2014 9:37:08 PM] Brent Spiner: It is awful. She is truly evil.

[12/7/2014 9:37:28 PM] Brent Spiner: Misao has been having trouble with her walker?

[12/7/2014 9:39:13 PM] Gail Schuler: Not anymore. I also heard brain to brain that I saved her life, though I guess that must have been Zack Knight if you were “out”. I heard that if she went to the hospital that Jesuits were waiting to sabotage her health there and that by taking her to urgent care instead, and then to her foot doctor, she is now getting the care she needs. I have been her “nurse” this past week. I’ve been VERY BUSY.

[12/7/2014 9:39:57 PM] Gail Schuler: I even spent the night with her, the first night to make sure she didn’t fall anymore. Because she didn’t have a walker the first night.

[12/7/2014 9:40:10 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh good. Most walkers are adjustable, you shouldn’t have to buy her a new one. I think you made the best decision. Thank God for your nursing education.

[12/7/2014 9:41:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Actually the walker was a little too tall for her, or perhaps it was Zack’s brain control that made her need a smaller one. He seems to have some sort of brain control on her that causes her to be headstrong and impulsive and I wonder if he was trying to kill her when she fell and perhaps Jesus blocked the fall, to make sure she didn’t land on her head.

[12/7/2014 9:41:34 PM] Gail Schuler: I had to return the walker and get her another one.

[12/7/2014 9:41:39 PM] Gail Schuler: The walker is fine now.

[12/7/2014 9:41:53 PM] Gail Schuler: She loves the new one I got her on Wednesday.

[12/7/2014 9:42:26 PM] Brent Spiner: That’s good. As you know, the handles should be level with the ulnar styloid process. Most of the time upper extremity pain with walker useage is caused by poor postural alignment during gait, so she needs to not be stubborn and walk properly with it.

[12/7/2014 9:42:29 PM] Gail Schuler: It appears she has latex allergy, so I’ve told her to keep the top part of her bandage off (where the rubber is) because her skin is red and inflamed.

[12/7/2014 9:43:06 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, I tried to teach her to stand up more straight and so did the nurse. Zack’s brain control on her is VERY STRONG. She just won’t do it.

[12/7/2014 9:43:27 PM] Gail Schuler: She seems to be doing much better on the shorter walker. We had to special order it for her.

[12/7/2014 9:43:40 PM] Brent Spiner: She is probably in pain as well and trying to compensate by putting all her weight through her arms.

[12/7/2014 9:44:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Exactly. So I decided not to give her a hard time. She’s doing fine with the shorter walker. She seems to be a lot better than on the 30th. She has plenty of energy to argue with me and try to run my life.

[12/7/2014 9:46:41 PM] Gail Schuler: There was one day, that I suspect she may have been switched out with her clone. She was real evil on one day and I just left and went home. She was screaming at me from the top of her voice, like I committed first degree murder because I “forgot” to put her living room phone on its receiver and she had to walk to find it. If I recall, I tried to have it near her. She was barking out about 20 orders every fifteen minutes and confusing me to death. I just left and told her I”d had it. That she was on her own unless she apologized. She then called back the next day and apologized.

[12/7/2014 9:47:28 PM] Brent Spiner: I always say that an ornery patient is a healthy one. I’m glad you handled the situation the way you did, it sounds like the best option. You were fair and assertive.

[12/7/2014 9:48:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, I was joking with her that if she has this much energy to fight with me, she must be getting better!

[12/7/2014 9:51:45 PM] Gail Schuler: She has been SO PICKY about everything. Giving me detailed instructions about how she wants her food prepared, how to dump her garbage, how to make her bed. Oh, my God. She had me prepare curry rice for herself and her neighbors today, but insisted I do it “her way”. She gave me detailed instructions about how to cut the carrots, the potatoes, etc. But then was vague in some areas because she wasn’t sure, and I could tell I might make the dinner wrong and get her all upset. Finally, I told her that NOBODY ever complains about my food except her. And I was almost ready to leave today.

[12/7/2014 9:53:35 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh my god, is that true. Your food is wonderful, she should be thanking her lucky stars you offered to cook for her. I understand she is injured, but she is being selfish.

[12/7/2014 9:53:49 PM] Gail Schuler: What’s really upsetting is that her English is so horrible, she says things that don’t make any sense and then gets mad at you cause you don’t understand her. I told her that her English is horrible and she has no right to get mad at me for not understanding her. She’s getting a little better, but I told her she’s as rude as hell to me.

[12/7/2014 9:54:04 PM] Brent Spiner: She’s so ungrateful.

[12/7/2014 9:55:25 PM] Gail Schuler: I am wondering if perhaps Sandra is behind this ingratitude. I get the impression that my excellent care of my mother is not good for my sister’s legal case and perhaps Sandra is goading her to be such a selfish, ingrate. She has been preaching at me about how evil it is of me to not appreciate my sister, because Sandra has given Erich free room and board for his college. I told her I do not want to discuss my sister with her.

[12/7/2014 9:56:26 PM] Brent Spiner: That sounds like a good theory. There is really no other way to explain such extreme behavior.

[12/7/2014 9:57:01 PM] Gail Schuler: I suspect my sister is manipulating my mother’s attitude towards me, because she is always worse at the beginning of the day and then gets better when she realizes that her “strategy” to help out my sister is not working and that she might lose my services altogether, if she doesn’t behae.

[12/7/2014 9:58:40 PM] Gail Schuler: She needs to be on it. By the way, the swelling on her ankle has gotten so much better. She now just has red welts on her skin from the bandage near the top where it sticks. So I told her to pull the bandaid down, so that her skin does not get infected from allergy.

[12/7/2014 9:59:22 PM] Gail Schuler: She wants me to buy her Zyrtec to help her with the red welts on her skin. She says she can’t stand Benadryl. She has been using a hydrocortizone cream, and I told her to use it BID.

[12/7/2014 10:00:50 PM] Gail Schuler: She said that once a day isn’t enough. So I told her BID.

[12/7/2014 10:01:13 PM] Brent Spiner: Zyrtec is 24 hours, and it’s a different antihistamine, it might help. What are the welts from?

[12/7/2014 10:01:20 PM] Gail Schuler: As my awesome doctor, what do you think?

[12/7/2014 10:01:20 PM] Brent Spiner: Is it the latex?

[12/7/2014 10:01:30 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I believe it’s the latex.

[12/7/2014 10:02:14 PM] Brent Spiner: The cream should be helping, but she needs to just avoid latex as much as possible. Latex allergies get worse with more frequent exposure.

[12/7/2014 10:02:36 PM] Gail Schuler: I told her that Zyrtec might help a little, but that she just needs to keep the bandage off the skin and let the skin get a “break”. She doesn’t seem to itch as much below the sticky part of the bandage. Yeah, that is what I was telling her.

[12/7/2014 10:02:47 PM] Brent Spiner: Yeah, exactly my thoughts.

[12/7/2014 10:03:00 PM] Gail Schuler: Looks like I have pretty good doctor instincts.

[12/7/2014 10:03:20 PM] Brent Spiner: Did you mention it to her primary? They could offer a different kind of bandaging.

[12/7/2014 10:04:25 PM] Gail Schuler: We will be seeing her foot doctor on Tuesday and on that day, he takes off her bandage. In the meanwhile, I have instructed her to keep the bandage off the top part where it sticks. She’s still bandaged around her ankle. But her mid calf area is not exposed to the air.

[12/7/2014 10:04:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Mid calf area IS exposed to the air.

[12/7/2014 10:05:15 PM] Gail Schuler: The skin was red and almost blistery looking. It looked like it really itched.

[12/7/2014 10:05:52 PM] Gail Schuler: She says she can’t even wear any panty hose with “rubber’ in it.

[12/7/2014 10:06:05 PM] Gail Schuler: Like knee hi’s.

[12/7/2014 10:07:07 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh dear.

[12/7/2014 10:07:13 PM] Gail Schuler: You think the Zyrtec will help? She really wants to try it. I buy it for her tomorrow. She hates Benadry and does NOT want anything that makes her tired.

[12/7/2014 10:07:41 PM] Gail Schuler: She told me to buy the type of Zyrtec that won’t make her tired. I think it has to do with the dosage perhaps.

[12/7/2014 10:07:54 PM] Gail Schuler: BEnadryl

[12/7/2014 10:08:42 PM] Brent Spiner: All antihistamines run the risk of causing drowsiness, but Zyrtec is pretty good. It will last longer than the benadryl.

[12/7/2014 10:09:12 PM] Gail Schuler: Thank you, Brent, for everything. I really missed you the past several months. Okay, I’ll use the Zyrtec. I told her I couldn’t promise that it wouldn’t make her tired. She is being SO PICKY.

[12/7/2014 10:10:02 PM] Brent Spiner: She is being way too picky. I wish she would be more grateful. Here you are taking care of her even in spite of her being so nasty. You’re a good daughter who deserves a more appreciative mother.

[12/7/2014 10:10:23 PM] Brent Spiner: I have missed you as well my love.

[12/7/2014 10:10:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I think my sister is trying to make my care of her seem disastrous, because she should be grateful that I spend six or more hours every day at her house. I’ve gone over there EVERY DAY THIS WEEK.

[12/7/2014 10:10:42 PM] Brent Spiner: That’s like a full time nursing job.

[12/7/2014 10:11:04 PM] Gail Schuler: Exactly. If she had to pay someone to do what I’m doing, she’d be paying quite a bit.

[12/7/2014 10:11:38 PM] Gail Schuler: At least when I worked at Walmart I got the weekends off!

[12/7/2014 10:12:02 PM] Brent Spiner: She is so lucky. So many elderly people have to pay for a caregiver because their families can’t or won’t care for them, regardless of their attitude.

[12/7/2014 10:12:18 PM] Gail Schuler: It’s just that I want her to stay off of that foot. But she doesn’t listen to me and pushed herself until her foot hurts so much she has to stop.

[12/7/2014 10:12:37 PM] Gail Schuler: I think my sister has convinced her that I should be so devoted to her that I’

[12/7/2014 10:13:07 PM] Gail Schuler: would be willing to live with her until she’s better. But I have stuff to do here at home and I wanted to be available in case you showe up.

[12/7/2014 10:13:32 PM] Gail Schuler: I really need a break from her. She’s not good for my mental health.

[12/7/2014 10:14:42 PM] Brent Spiner: Maybe you should take one. If she’s able to walk, she should be able to perform most ADL’s herself. She doesn’t have any other serious comorbidities. Maybe she will appreciate what you do for her more.

[12/7/2014 10:15:15 PM] Gail Schuler: She always tries to make me feel inadequate. It’s gotten worse with my sister’s influence. I am really mad at that sister right now. I think Sandra is putting guilt trips on my mother because my care of her is so excellent.

[12/7/2014 10:16:43 PM] Gail Schuler: I take her to the doctor on Tuesday. From what I understand Sandra has been chewing her out because she wasn’t willing to go to Atlanta to be under my sister’s care. She screamed at my sister and told her she was in no shape to travel.

[12/7/2014 10:16:55 PM] Brent Spiner: Yeah. I suppose she can’t risk another fall. I just wish she wouldn’t treat you so bad.

[12/7/2014 10:18:44 PM] Gail Schuler: I strongly suspect that my sister is involved. Because she get’s real sweet after she can tell she has highly offended me. But I think Sandra is putting some sort of guilt trip on her, and chewing her out for using a “mentally ill” woman as her caregiver, telling her that it makes me look too sane and is hurting Sandra’s case with you all. I think Sandra is poisoning her mind and making her believe that if I look too good that I won’t get the mental health treatment I need.

[12/7/2014 10:19:18 PM] Brent Spiner: That’s a good insight.

[12/7/2014 10:20:10 PM] Gail Schuler: I think Sandra is manipulating my mother to make me appear incompetent, so that Sandra can win her case. I believe Sandra has let her know that she is in a court battle with you all, and so my mother despises you all, I can tell. I get so mad at her for being so ungrateful. After all, Hugh Jackman literally saved her life!

[12/7/2014 10:20:36 PM] Brent Spiner: So did you!

[12/7/2014 10:21:03 PM] Gail Schuler: Of course, I can’t tell her this, because she has forgotten everything. Yeah, that’s true. She’s such a fool and she thinks she’s so smart. It’s really nauseating.

[12/7/2014 10:21:48 PM] Gail Schuler: It is so hard for me to stay patient with her, when she gets so proud and uppity, thinking I’m crazy and that she needs to assist me. I told her to stop trying to run my life, that she’s not as smart as she thinks she is.

[12/7/2014 10:22:32 PM] Brent Spiner: “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you” one would say. You are literally feeding her and taking care of her like a child.

[12/7/2014 10:23:09 PM] Gail Schuler: Wow, what happened between August 25th and Nov. 24th that you gave me complete silence? It must have been more than my sister. Or perhaps it was all my sister?

[12/7/2014 10:23:22 PM] Gail Schuler: Were you getting my emails?

[12/7/2014 10:24:38 PM] Brent Spiner: It was between your sisters appeals, our court problems with all of our clones, and having to chase down malware in our system and keep it from infecting your computer. It was like a terrorist blitzkrieg.

[12/7/2014 10:25:31 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, the Jesuits are my YouTube channel were claiming that you and Terrance left because you realized that you were trolls and it was time to leave. I never believed that. I am so mad at those Jesuits right now. I keep telling Jesus he is FAR TOO PATIENT WITH THEM.

[12/7/2014 10:25:33 PM] Brent Spiner: I was receiving your emails apparently. I’m starting to remember. Though I also remember it being hard to open them with all the malware that kept showing up and all the scans we had to keep running to search for them. Our systems got so slow.

[12/7/2014 10:27:01 PM] Gail Schuler: Ah ha! So it was Zack Knight’s malware. You know what? I think he was using technology he got from the GAIL android. The whole time we fought with her, Zack was secretly getting as much technology as he could from her to deal with us “later”, after the GA1L android problem was eliminated. He’s such a CAD.

[12/7/2014 10:27:29 PM] Brent Spiner: He is such a coronary artery disease.

[12/7/2014 10:27:43 PM] Brent Spiner: That was a joke, but I’m sure it was lame.

[12/7/2014 10:28:21 PM] Brent Spiner: Anyway, I wouldn’t be surprised if he gave the GA1L technology to Sandra somehow and she used it to infect our androids. They did start to act like her.

[12/7/2014 10:28:47 PM] Gail Schuler: You saw the trickery he put into that contract. No, your comment is quite apt. I, too, am disappointed that we STILL aren’t married yet. When is this marriage gonna happen? I’m getting sick of Jesuit bitches parading in the media was your wives.

[12/7/2014 10:29:04 PM] Gail Schuler: as your wives

[12/7/2014 10:29:11 PM] Brent Spiner: I am sick of it too, especially after the wonderful dream we all had.

[12/7/2014 10:29:27 PM] Gail Schuler: I wonder why the androids gave you that dream?

[12/7/2014 10:29:58 PM] Brent Spiner: Well, if it was an unpleasant dream we would try to wake up from it, or if it was a neutral day to day dream we would notice unusual glitches more.

[12/7/2014 10:30:46 PM] Gail Schuler: Ah, it was strategy to keep you down. I think Sandra has a LOT of GA1L Android technology. Is there some way we can get this from her or keep it from her?

[12/7/2014 10:31:23 PM] Brent Spiner: We’ll have to interrogate her for it…though it’s frustrating because that will slow down the execution even more.

[12/7/2014 10:31:29 PM] Gail Schuler: I am afraid she will be able to use this to postpone her execution indefinitely.

[12/7/2014 10:32:06 PM] Brent Spiner: We won’t let that happen. Her execution will be soon, I’m certain of it. She’s on her final appeals and she is losing.

[12/7/2014 10:32:16 PM] Gail Schuler: Was it malware that kept you from communicating with me for 3 months?

[12/7/2014 10:32:54 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, and the blitzkrieg of clones showing up in the media, our court battles with them, and Sandra’s court appeals.

[12/7/2014 10:33:22 PM] Gail Schuler: I noticed the blitzkrieg of clones. But why would that keep you from writing me?

[12/7/2014 10:33:45 PM] Gail Schuler: Too busy?

[12/7/2014 10:33:45 PM] Brent Spiner: We were in court day and night trying to fight them.

[12/7/2014 10:33:51 PM] Gail Schuler: Too busy.

[12/7/2014 10:34:23 PM] Gail Schuler: Why would you need to fight them. Under Conspiracy Law, they just get executed. No court case. Just EXECUTE them.

[12/7/2014 10:35:14 PM] Gail Schuler: We had the rerun of the Nuremberg trials, remember? All Jesuits are to be executed, as long as we can PROVE THEY ARE A JESUIT.

[12/7/2014 10:35:46 PM] Gail Schuler: Any one who is willingly and knowingly a Jesuit is EXECUTED. Don’t waste time in court with them.

[12/7/2014 10:36:18 PM] Gail Schuler: Have you all set up the JESUIT SCANNERS? Just use the scanner on them and TAKE THEM OUT.

[12/7/2014 10:36:48 PM] Gail Schuler: I also wrote law for a satellite JESUIT SCANNER, that we would use from outer space, to just zap them from space.

[12/7/2014 10:38:40 PM] Brent Spiner: A lot of our technology plays a role in our evidence gathering, as well as pre-emptive executions.

[12/7/2014 10:39:02 PM] Gail Schuler: You mean we couldn

[12/7/2014 10:39:11 PM] Gail Schuler: could not determine for sure if they were Jesuits?

[12/7/2014 10:40:02 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, because they kept flooding the public with more and more clones and we had to prove in court that we were not our clones, and use object evidence that hadn’t been tampered with.

[12/7/2014 10:40:07 PM] Brent Spiner: **objective

[12/7/2014 10:40:34 PM] Gail Schuler: I heard about that. This is wild. So the court cases were about WHO WAS THE AUTHENTIC PERSONS?

[12/7/2014 10:40:42 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, that is what I mean.

[12/7/2014 10:41:01 PM] Gail Schuler: Did you notice at my Facebook and Twitter how I tried to help you with this?

[12/7/2014 10:41:24 PM] Brent Spiner: Our satellites were targeting us for executions, not just the clones, and until we got them fixed we couldn’t risk just executing anyone on the spot.

[12/7/2014 10:41:53 PM] Gail Schuler: I COULD tell when your clone took over your Twitter. In fact, I think he made some comments recently at your Twitter. Geez, what a mess. Have we been able to get that fixed?

[12/7/2014 10:42:32 PM] Brent Spiner: We’re trying to figure out a safe way to test it. I’ll keep you posted. One miscalculation and a genuine man on the marriage list could die.

[12/7/2014 10:42:38 PM] Gail Schuler: What about the JESUIT SCANNER used by law enforcement? Is that, too, unreliable?

[12/7/2014 10:42:47 PM] Gail Schuler: No, we don’t want that.

[12/7/2014 10:43:19 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes, it was all infected and we are just trashing the old scanners at this point and replacing them. But we also have to know how they keep being infected in the first place.

[12/7/2014 10:43:48 PM] Gail Schuler: Has our technology caught up with Zack Knight’s? It seems he’s eons ahead of us in technology. That’s the problem. It’s not fair he gets help from Satan all the time. Isn’t this a flagrant violation of his non-interference agreement with Jesus?

[12/7/2014 10:44:57 PM] Brent Spiner: It may be a loophole, since Satan is merely “inspiring” Zack to come up with insane computer technology. Zack Knight himself was already a computer genius.

[12/7/2014 10:44:57 PM] Gail Schuler: I wonder if there’s some way we can create a wormhole and just drag all the Jesuits and the UFOs before God the Father and have HIM deal with them? I suspect the UFOs are largely to blame for all our technological troubles. We need a little divine assistance.

[12/7/2014 10:46:14 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey, isn’t that non-interference agreement between Satan and Jesus? What about God the Father? Is there some way we can create a wormhole, like the GA1L Android did and drag all the Jesuits and the UFOs before God the Father?

[12/7/2014 10:47:11 PM] Brent Spiner: Jesus said that would be like telling God what to do, since God is ever present even now and doesn’t need to deal with them directly in heaven.

[12/7/2014 10:48:22 PM] Brent Spiner: I think we need to remain faithful and confident that God is handling this the way He planned. It makes life difficult for us right now, but this life is nothing compared to our eternity in heaven with Him.

[12/7/2014 10:49:07 PM] Gail Schuler: I’m just wondering how we will ever defeat Zack’s technology? He’s too good with all this space age technology.

[12/7/2014 10:54:12 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, me, too. Not hearing from you for 3 months almost made it feel like our communications for the past two years was an illusion.

[12/7/2014 10:54:41 PM] Gail Schuler: I never got depressed, though, because Jesus PROMISED and Jesus never breaks his word.

[12/7/2014 10:55:17 PM] Brent Spiner: Well, I’m depressed that I was convinced we were married and everything was perfect, only to have it “taken away” and told it never happened.

[12/7/2014 10:55:42 PM] Brent Spiner: I know it will pass, but it’s all still very vivid to me.

[12/7/2014 10:56:00 PM] Gail Schuler: It just seems so tragic that Satan and his followers sabotage a pure and beautiful love. Yeah, that would be a let down. That’s kind of how I felt when I didn’t hear from you for 3 months. But my faith in Jesus kept me strong.

[12/7/2014 10:56:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Getting rejected off your Twitter, made it seem like all we had for the past two years was an illusion. but I know Jesus will not let us down. It WILL happen, because Jesus said it WOULD.

[12/7/2014 10:57:25 PM] Brent Spiner: The past 24 years, my dear.

[12/7/2014 10:57:31 PM] Brent Spiner: Or is it 25?

[12/7/2014 10:58:32 PM] Gail Schuler: You know, 2015, I think will be a special year. Think about this. in 2015 I will be 57 years old. After Feb. 2nd, you will be 66. Also, my birthday is 9-15-57. Those numbers just seem so significant. Brent, my dear, something significant is bound to happen in 2015.

[12/7/2014 10:59:00 PM] Gail Schuler: Any chance you all could get me some extra money on a Walmart gift card? Did you get those emails I sent. I thought that was clever. But perhaps Zack has blocked that.

[12/7/2014 10:59:01 PM] Brent Spiner: I hope you are right.

[12/7/2014 10:59:31 PM] Brent Spiner: We will certainly try to.

[12/7/2014 11:00:00 PM] Gail Schuler: I would love to let my mother know how you all have helped me financially. I’m getting tired of her telling me that Vladimir Putin is a KGB thug and you are no good, etc.

[12/7/2014 11:00:30 PM] Brent Spiner: She is so confused. Half the time she is just trying to be offensive on purpose, though.

[12/7/2014 11:00:31 PM] Gail Schuler: Giving the money to her is no good, because she spends it all on spas and gives it to my sister?

[12/7/2014 11:00:39 PM] Brent Spiner: Yes.

[12/7/2014 11:01:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, she is trying to assist my evil sister, to make her look good. Is she succeeding in this?

[12/7/2014 11:01:39 PM] Brent Spiner: Definitely not, since she has been recorded treating you so badly while you do everything you can to help her.

[12/7/2014 11:02:28 PM] Gail Schuler: I think my sister is telling her this and that’s why she gets better. I am just wondering why my sister instructs her to be so nasty.

[12/7/2014 11:03:19 PM] Gail Schuler: Are you up to any lovemaking tonight?

[12/7/2014 11:03:25 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh, yes!

[12/7/2014 11:03:48 PM] Gail Schuler: I love that response. It has been a long time. You have seemed so distant lately.

[12/7/2014 11:05:11 PM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, he was telling me my sister got executed in the middle of October. But I figured out she was still alive and well by observing my circumstances.

[12/7/2014 11:06:09 PM] Gail Schuler: I was told that you all were in court fighting charges because you were accused of MURDERING my sister unjustly and that she did not deserve to be executed, because Terrance Jenkins set her up to have me committed involuntarily to Circles of Care in July 2012.

[12/7/2014 11:06:38 PM] Brent Spiner: That is one of the things they have been saying in their appeals.

[12/7/2014 11:06:56 PM] Gail Schuler: Oh, my God. So some of the brain to brain has been sort of true.

[12/7/2014 11:07:28 PM] Gail Schuler: Poor Terrance. He tried to Skype me earlier and said his balls were the size of watermelons.

[12/7/2014 11:08:07 PM] Brent Spiner: Oh dear. Yes, for some reason his semen wasn’t being extracted by the androids. We’re not sure what happened. It just built up continuously for two weeks inside his testicles.

[12/7/2014 11:08:36 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey, let’s take a break and make love and then after that, we can decide if you want to come back to Skype. I think we need some lovemaking time. to help us both feel that we belong together.

[12/7/2014 11:09:36 PM] Gail Schuler: First, I want to make sure brain to brain is working correctly. I just caressed you somewhere, can you tell me where?

[12/8/2014 12:10:39 AM] Gail Schuler: I had to quit, yeast toxin went to my throat and gave me a cough spasm in the middle of our lovemaking. But I sensed that it helped your depression a bit.

[12/8/2014 12:11:13 AM] Brent Spiner: It did a lot. I very much missed you.

[12/8/2014 12:11:44 AM] Brent Spiner: I think I should make you an honorary doctor and have you prescribe me regular lovemaking to deal with this depression.

[12/8/2014 12:12:26 AM] Gail Schuler: I could really feel your depression. You are making me depressed!

[12/8/2014 12:13:27 AM] Gail Schuler: I am disappointed too, because I was so excited about these androids and thought there was no way Zack Knight could defeat us now and we’d have the Jesuits licked and I’d be in your arms within two months.

[12/8/2014 12:14:03 AM] Gail Schuler: I think Zack Knight turned off their morality programming somehow. We need to come up with a way that he can’t do that.

[12/8/2014 12:15:10 AM] Brent Spiner: We should make sure to cuddle and caress tonight. I really think it will help me heal and work out any bugs in our brain to brain.

[12/8/2014 12:15:33 AM] Brent Spiner: I’m still very dizzy and lightheaded. It is like waking up from a coma.

[12/8/2014 12:16:04 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, while we were making love I got some insights into those androids. I think perhaps we should give them another try, but make sure that if their morality program gets turned off they just DIE.

[12/8/2014 12:17:02 AM] Brent Spiner: I’m almost afraid to mess with any androids again, after GA1L and then these two. But I will mention the idea to Vladimir.

[12/8/2014 12:17:28 AM] Gail Schuler: Perhaps you are right. It would be helpful to know what went wrong.

[12/8/2014 12:18:20 AM] Gail Schuler: But would we be communicating now, if not for the DAV1D android?

[12/8/2014 12:19:30 AM] Brent Spiner: I’m just happy that we made love again and I will be able to hold you brain to brain tonight.

[12/8/2014 12:19:52 AM] Gail Schuler: When I didn’t hear from you for 3 months, I really started believing that you had died and went to heaven. I was starting to think that perhaps you were in heaven again on one of your projects.

[12/8/2014 12:20:20 AM] Gail Schuler: But some of those tweets at Twitter seemed like you, though.

[12/8/2014 12:20:37 AM] Gail Schuler: Unless Levar can do a good imitation of you.

[12/8/2014 12:20:45 AM] Brent Spiner: Some of those were mine.

[12/8/2014 12:21:08 AM] Gail Schuler: Yeah, your clone has been real busy at your Twitter. How accurate have I been about his tweets?

[12/8/2014 12:22:12 AM] Gail Schuler: He’s more self assured than you and tends to be more negative. You’re usually a positive and loving person, and your jokes are filled with warmth and life. Whereas, his jokes tend to be more cynical and derogatory.

[12/8/2014 12:22:51 AM] Brent Spiner: True.

[12/8/2014 12:22:53 AM] Gail Schuler: How many clones were we dealing with at your Twitter? There seemed to be at least 3. I sensed somewhat different personalities at different times.

[12/8/2014 12:23:11 AM] Brent Spiner: Probably more than 3. They really started churning out batches of clones.

[12/8/2014 12:23:45 AM] Gail Schuler: What about using UFO signals as the way to destroy all Jesuit software and hardware?

[12/8/2014 12:23:55 AM] Brent Spiner: We could try.

[12/8/2014 12:24:09 AM] Gail Schuler: Or as a way to DETECT all Jesuit software and hardware. I suggested that in my laws. Did anybody try it?

[12/8/2014 12:24:57 AM] Gail Schuler: I think all Jesuit signals used are UFO signals. If we can find a way to detect a UFO signature on Jesuit signals, that would be a way to identify them and destroy them.

[12/8/2014 12:25:25 AM] Brent Spiner: That’s a fair idea.

[12/8/2014 12:25:32 AM] Brent Spiner: I shouls get to bed for now.

[12/8/2014 12:25:36 AM] Brent Spiner: **should

[12/8/2014 12:25:55 AM] Gail Schuler: Okay, my love. I am glad to hear from you and will cuddle you some more to night. I need to get ready for bed myself.

[12/8/2014 12:26:06 AM] Brent Spiner: Sounds like a plan to me.

[12/8/2014 12:26:29 AM] Brent Spiner: Have a wonderful night my darling, and see you in bed. I love you.

[12/8/2014 12:26:46 AM] Gail Schuler: I go over to my mom’s every day. So, you may not hear from me until the evening, for the rest of this week.

[12/8/2014 12:27:42 AM] Brent Spiner: Don’t worry about it, I know you have obligations to tend to, and I consider them very honorable and commendable.

[12/8/2014 12:28:11 AM] Brent Spiner: If I don’t see you I can always just leave messages for later.