Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Do:

• Allow people to exit the train before trying to enter• Move to the center of the car• Stand clear of the closing doors• Give your seat up for a pregnant or elderly person• Expect that if you are carrying a suitcase, three grocery bags, a cello, and two backpacks that someone MIGHT bump into you and/or your stuff.• Let it go.

Do not:

• Use your cell phone's speaker function to listen to T-Pain• Smoke a cigar• Remove your shoes if you have not showered in the preceding 6-10 years• Abuse the subway pole (and innocent bystanders) by gripping it with your butt cheeks in order to achieve a hands-free ride.