A man goes to the Doctor and says that he has a serious sexual problem. When asked to give details, the man says that for a very long time he has been wanting to put his penis in the bacon slicer.
The doctor is astounded, and gives the man some pills and instructs him to take one every day and to then come back and see him in a week. A week later the man returns and the Doctor asks him how
things went, to which the man replies that he couldn't resist the urge and finally just had to put his penis in the bacon slicer. A little worried, the Doctor asks to take a look at the man's
penis, but on inspection he can find nothing wrong with it. \"There's nothing wrong with you, what about the bacon slicer?\" asks the Doctor, to which the man replies \"I don't know, he ran
away!\"