Ahoy! So ye wants this t’ be a response if I was a Pirate? Well, if I was a pirate, I hope that I would ‘ave a big ship, a great crew ‘n a bunch o’ doubloons. A bird on me shoulder named Chomps would be pretty cool too :D Oh ‘n I love cheese!

Ello i is from Somalia.My fellow pirates along with myself represent de modern face of piracy.Wot we lack in charisma we more than make up for in our sadistic torture methods.To answer yer question, i is more annoyed when de western governments fail to pay de ransom.Lock up yer daughters.

Arrgh, eeve offen wundered meeself why ‘tis that there be some who cannot seem tuh anserr thuh question accordin tuh thuh wishes uv the asker. they talks o’ this, an they talks o’ that, and nevver come close ta anserrin the poor fellas question. But then, I’m a scurvy dog an not a eddicated fellah meesel’, so i figger t’ keep me own mouth well shut and jest anserr when I may knows summin aboot summin.