Olly Barkley tried to snog my sister!

My sister was in Nottingham with a friend for a nice night out when, at a club, they were confronted by Olly Barkley (or a guy which she describes as "about her height but much more well built with dark hair and the looks of a five year old") and his mate.

His mate then starts showing her pictures of him saying he plays for England at senior and saxons level at which point my sisters eyes meet Olly's. He gives her a stare and then comes at her, tounge wagging and tries to get off with my Sister! Obviously, my sister gives him what for (she's in her early thirties) and tells him to bugger off.

Obviously now Olly has now been officially moved to the "knob" section of the TRF cool wall. If I meet him at Kingsholm, I'll be sure to have a bit of a stern word with the chap... :ranting:

The Barkley boys are both wankers.
His brother goes to UWIC (university in Cardiff) and my mates play on the rugby team with him. They also tell me that he uses the, "I'm Olly Barkley's brother" line to get in with some hot girlies.

Lol. True, i do believe Wales is the prime choice at this current moment. Mr. Barkley should follow the chat up line as follows: -

"Good evening ladies, my name is Oliver and i was hoping you would acknowledge and accept my request to accompany me upon the dancefloor, whereby i can show you how to shake your hips in the most delightful manner all the while i shall regail you with such successful stories from my previous matches participating as an international rugby player for - the now Grand Slam winning team - Wales."

He'll have Pres' sister in the sack so fast that they'll have walked down the isle accopmanied by wedding bells, and a certain child shall be calling Pres, "Uncle Pete" before our tyrannical mod will have had time to blink!

He seems like a bit of a prat when he is out. My best friend is in love with him, but there is something about the guy I don't like. He seems like a guy who would be very up himself, bit like England's new out-half.