I'm allergic to it, and always have a hard time spelling it even though i have looked up the word several times.It doesn't help that most of the time, I'm in pain or with a killer headache for waking too early in the morning to my appointment before classes and missed my morning coffee .

does dejafait get that the pharmacist was laughing at the penis, er I mean mispelled word, and had nothing to do with writing it? It was handed to him by a patient. What is with these always appropriate boring pharmacy types?

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