The rapper — who is expecting her first child — went undercover as an Indian woman named Jamilla, so she could come face-to-face with her fans.

Fans were told they were waiting to meet Kim, 39, at a VIP listening party, but disguised as the pregnant Jamilla, no one realized the former “Dancing with the Stars” contestant was eavesdropping on their conversations.

“Oh my goodness, it was so interesting to see what some of my fans said about me when I was online,” Kim confessed to the camera.

*serious face*
Kimberly was a beautiful young brown girl. how or why she chose to morph into the monstrosity we see before us today is a cautionary tale of self-hate (or at least a lack of self love), imo. not gonna get off on the whole skin/hair/body/self discussion, but i am genuinely curious as to what made her feel like she wasn’t good enough, ‘as is’ (was)

Draya said “that’s what strippers do” puppylove

Whoever does her makeup doesn’t like her. Hot he out here looking like a ventriloquist dummy.

aRoTh

Lil Kim mouth is stroke-like or Drew Barrymore’ish.

<—- Bobby Brown, Drew Barrymore, Lil Kim side mouf

SummerBaby

No judgement here, she may tell her child not to be like mommy never know …
————–
Hopefully!

Draya said “that’s what strippers do” puppylove

Now my gravi on the other hand

Gigi26

@Nancy: they say it was Biggie Once he married Faith and fukked with Charlie publicly she took it to heart

Idk why cuz Biggie was cock eyed with a yuck mouf.

http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

So I’m the only one willing to admit that she looks like “Lil Kim with a dot on her forehead after she did her own wash because she wasn’t paying the shampoo girl” in the after pic too?

no more keystrokes for you! calls IT to come and remove P um, aRoTh’s keyboard!

missyJ

Why did this lady just call me looking for my boss, like “Um she said she would get back to me? Do you know where she is? Can you get her on the phone right now?” I told her I’m not her secretary, I don’t know. I suggest you wait for her call. She like “Can you tell me when she’d be free to call?” So at that point I just hung up on her

Matchsticks

This show was anti-climatic…I was excited when I saw the promos, but there was never anything REALLY BAD said about the celebs on camera. Especially the episode with Kim K….

San ah make ya dance

@Nancy

San ah make ya dance

@Missyj. I was thinking on the generalist side but what ive researched makes specialist seem more appealing.

Wasting time

I see IG shutting the Navy and their leader down huh? I’m here for it!

Someone last nite said she got a ride back to the future as she was gifted with her 1996 nose, I

Wasting time

@Match
Every show is a group of their fans. it’s never just a group of random people like a focus group talking specially about them, They could never do it like “Fake Drake” these celebs aren’t ready1

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

did her own wash because she wasn’t paying the shampoo girl” in the after pic too?
___________________

this is me cuz I swear they be using dish detergent or better yet that cheap spanish laundry detergent called Ariel. they like Mami you want dee condi-shunna? I be like nope, already taken care of

Matchsticks

@Wasting

Exactly, and with Wendy being the exec producer of this I was expecting it to be messier for real…but ehh…

missyJ

I was thinking on the generalist side but what ive researched makes specialist seem more appealing.

==================

I like being a Specialist or a Manager more than a generalist. BUT where I work in our HR department, our HR Generalist does NOT do Generalist work. Sometimes, most times it’s just a title lol

Look at specific job duties for a position and we can take parts of your previous employment history to highlight what they are looking for.

VDot

I go to a meeting and miss a post on my homegirl EJ?!?!?! This is some bullchit!

Why did this lady just call me looking for my boss, like “Um she said she would get back to me? Do you know where she is? Can you get her on the phone right now?” I told her I’m not her secretary, I don’t know. I suggest you wait for her call. She like “Can you tell me when she’d be free to call?” So at that point I just hung up on her
________________

Sounds exactly like this fool that calls for my supervisor that woman is crazyy… chile one time went all in to detail bout his business…. talking bout he didn’t pay her mother garbage bill … suntin…. bytch are you serious……. I had to stop that bytch real quick… and put her in her place…. fugg out of here with that….. Um mam that is personal and you need to call his cell phone with that…. bytch fawk out here chile that fool still calls nagging and shyt too ….. bytch if ya don’t have his personal number or extension …. I’m not going to be relaying messages…. on some bullshyt

I go to a meeting and miss a post on my homegirl EJ?!?!?!
__________________________

Wasting time

@Match
I thought the same thing with Wendy involved.
I would have loved to be at the Kim K one. I have not one nice word to say about her. Not a one!

missyJ

lawd i love this type ignorance!

===========

Well heyul what else was I posed to do? I told hur boss lady gone, and she’s still on the phone dumbfounded at what “out of the office” means. (My boss is here but didn’t want to talk to her because she’s a reporter and only the EVP speaks to the press, so my boss just told her I’ll call you byke)

VDot

Bad Influence says:

is that Nell Carter in @Draya’s gravi?

________________________

Naw, that’s #TEAMTHIS

VDot

Bad Influence says:

is that Nell Carter in @Draya’s gravi?

________________________

Naw, that’s #TEAMTHIS

sassyshe

@nancy elena j was born into the trappings of wealth so she was taught to be fantabulous no matter her size. Magic gifting her with her couture bags sealed the deal.

Kim made biggie do a number on her so she tried to get features from the different chicks biggie was obsessed with

bytch if ya don’t have his personal number or extension …. I’m not going to be relaying messages…. on some bullshyt
_________________________

*starts praying in earnest for something to open up for Jenie in the near future*

Afiya

She looks better as an Indian

SO LOTD: (laugh of the day)

I forgot I was allegic to Ibuprofen and I took one this morning, mind you my husband told me not to take it, but forget to tell why I shouldn’t and my dumb-azz forgot too

NOW I’M SITTING HERE AT WORK LOOKING LIKE DAFFY DUCK ABOUT THE LIPS

UGH!!!!

SOTHERNGRL

serious face*
Kimberly was a beautiful young brown girl. how or why she chose to morph into the monstrosity we see before us today is a cautionary tale of self-hate (or at least a lack of self love), imo. not gonna get off on the whole skin/hair/body/self discussion, but i am genuinely curious as to what made her feel like she wasn’t good enough, ‘as is’ (was)
&&&&&&&&&
@Nancy I alla dis right here. Cause I really like Kim she was sooo pretty to meh. Een the yt folks liked her she was in a couple of movies but she morphed into some kind of something I just dont know. Somebody give her her old face back.

http://www.xxtreemfilmz.com Nasir Rahim

MANNNNNNNNNNN… I WANT TO SEE MY BABY FANTASIA!! NEW POST PLEASE!! KIM IS NOT RELEVANT.

bytch if ya don’t have his personal number or extension …. I’m not going to be relaying messages…. on some bullshyt
_________________________
*starts praying in earnest for something to open up for Jenie in the near future*
________________
I receive it

NOW I’M SITTING HERE AT WORK LOOKING LIKE DAFFY DUCK ABOUT THE LIPS
______________________

Lawd, Fiya, i hope you get back right soon and don’t have any further complications… but, um…

San ah make ya dance

@Missy, that’s where I’m at right now. Making sure I tailor what I’m doing right now specifically to that (want to make sure its right) Tell me this, from you being in it, whats a few specifics they dif look for

VDot

:headphone

I used to be scared of the dick
now I throw lips to the chit
Handle it like a real bish
Heather Hunter, Janet Jack-me
Take it in the butt
I got land in Switzerland, even got sand in the Marylands

Bahamas in the spring, baby, it’s a big momma thang
Can’t tell by the diamonds in my rings
That’s how many times I wanna cum, twenty one
And another one, and another one, and another one
……..
Don’tcha like the way I roll and play wit’ my bushy

I loved me some Black Kim. I don’t know about Asian Kim

Milky

This older lady that works in my area is getting on my nerves. She is bishing, complaining, blowing her nose, and hacking. Pls close ur pie hole lady! From the talking to the other noises.

missyJ

I had to stop that bytch real quick… and put her in her place…. fugg out of here with that….. Um mam that is personal and you need to call his cell phone with that….

=============

When folks call in trying to tell HR and they EXs personal history and embarrassing chit you know he can only poop with the lights off and he impotent, I listen to awl they business first then be like that is personal ma’am, you should be ashamed! You need to talk to him *whispers* call me byke

the look on sprites face, when they meet me in person
__________________

what Luvie? they be done fell for the okey doke? you be using your most professional Becky voice?

OpinionHated

NOW I’M SITTING HERE AT WORK LOOKING LIKE DAFFY DUCK ABOUT THE LIPS

Afiya – go home – alergies ain’t nothing to phuck with – don’t say nothing when you pass out and wake up with a needle sticking out your chest like pulp fiction…..

San ah make ya dance

Lil Kim def got the face of the puppet on SAW

luVn_liFe…

Matchsticks says: the look on sprites face, when they meet me in person
_________

I already know why, I know!
~~~~~~~~~~
cause their racists! I wanna tell them mofos FOH! it grinds my gears. Im dark as hell from hanging out at the pool everyday.
make me fcuking sick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inYx0G9syU8 KayCeiSoul

Smonae says:

KayCei

Damn Kim messed herself up, the girl could rap tho

***********************

Hey Smonae!

She killed so many tracks…

I’ma throw shade, if I can’t get paid
Blow you up to your girl like the Army grenade
You can slide on my ice like the Escapade
And itchy-gitchy-yaya with the marmalade
Who me? Not you, oh yes, who’s he?
I even dig yo’ man’s style, but I love yo’ profile
Whisper in your ear and get you all shook up
But don’t blush, just keep this on the hush

and he impotent, I listen to awl they business first then be like that is personal ma’am, you should be ashamed! You need to talk to him *whispers* call me byke
______________________

Lawd, i hate missyJ today…

VDot

on Missing/Kidnapped Nigerian girls

San ah make ya dance

sassyshe

@jenie I was so pissed at last week episode cause dd was killing those stands I was lijw if ms d dont stop taking these kids to the hood where their ghetto rat parents, aunty and uncles be jumping onto the stage interrupting the battle.

luVn_liFe…

you be using your most professional Becky voice?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
YUP! I was speaking to someone on the phone earlier, when they got here they were
Like truly shocked,smh.
Sucks for them, they want their plans submitted and approved, IM That Person.

Ms Peaches

Whoever does her makeup doesn’t like her. Hot he out here looking like a ventriloquist dummy.

—————————————————–
There it is right here

missyJ

@San highlight customer service. In interviews be sure to say “You know many people don’t realize HR is customer service. My customers that I wish to retain are employees”

Conflict resolution. Anything dealing with handling confidential information, adhering to rules. Familiarize yourself with FLSA, EEOC, Anti-Discrimination, FMLA, and OSHA labor laws. Any experience you may have had interviewing.

I had to stop that bytch real quick… and put her in her place…. fugg out of here with that….. Um mam that is personal and you need to call his cell phone with that….
=============
When folks call in trying to tell HR and they EXs personal history and embarrassing chit you know he can only poop with the lights off and he impotent, I listen to awl they business first then be like that is personal ma’am, you should be ashamed! You need to talk to him *whispers* call me byke
____________________

Lol Ion wanna here bout none of that shyt get to the point …. is this business related ? If not skip along my dear…. Ion have time for nobody else mess This lady do that shyt trying to embarrass him ya know hell she the one that looks like the fool…… stay calling the main line ….. back to back …. always asking us to transfer her calls to office… she doesn’t have his extension obviously, nor his cell phone mess

SOTHERNGRL

the look on sprites face, when they meet me in person
__________________
what Luvie? they be done fell for the okey doke? you be using your most professional Becky voice?
__________________________ Talk on the then they come in and say I spoke with Southern on the phone and I’m like yes I’m southern they be like I’m thinking yeah I sound like yall Krakka azz Krakka. I’m working on sounding more black if it will help you out and make you feel better. Fuggers.

Afiya

I hope NOT either Nancy… LAWD, now I gotta wait until these gazillion folks leave this yard so they won’t clown me

HEY MILKY, where’s you been, you looking sexy woman

Dubb, can keep her pen…but WAIT is it gonna help me excape this place I LOOK/FEEL SO DAMN STUPID

@jenie I was so pissed at last week episode cause dd was killing those stands I was lijw if ms d dont stop taking these kids to the hood where their ghetto rat parents, aunty and uncles be jumping onto the stage interrupting the battle.
____________________

I just seen a clip with Sonjay mom (Fake Beyonce) trying pull rank bout her daughter… Coach Dee slammed the door on her azz Ready to see tonight’s epi

San ah make ya dance

Thanks Missy!

Afiya

OH THANKS OpinionHater LAWD

aRoTh

Uhh, whoo! Get at me
Whoo, I told you niggaz
Niggaz.. betta grab a seat
Grab on your dick as this bitch gets deep
Deeper than the pussy of a bitch six feet
Stiff dicks feel sweet in this little petite
Young bitch from the street, guaranteed to stay down
Used to bring work outta town on Greyhound
Now I’m Billboard now, niggaz press to hit it
Play me like a chicken, thinkin I’m pressed to get it
Rather do the killin than the stick up jooks
Rather count a million while you eat my pussy
Push me to the limit get my feelings in it
Get me open while I’m cummin down your throat
Then, you wanna be my main squeeze nigga
Don’tcha, you wanna lick between my knees nigga
Don’tcha wanna see me whippin your 3 down the Ave.
Blow up spots on bitches because I’m mad
Break up affairs lick shots in the air
You get vexed, and start swingin everywhere
Me shifty? Now you wanna pistol whip me
Pull out your nine, while I cock on mine
Yeah what nigga? I ain’t got time for this
So what nigga? I’m not tryin to hear that shit
Now you wanna buy me diamonds and Armani suits
Adrienne Vitadini and Chanel 9 boots
Things that make up, for all the games and the lies
Hallmark cards, sayin, “I apologize”
Is you wit me? How could you ever decieve me
But payback’s a bitch motherfucker, believe me
Naw I ain’t gay this aint no lesbo flow
Just a lil somethin, to let you motherfuckers know

Ms Peaches

Talk on the then they come in and say I spoke with Southern on the phone

————————————————-
A mofo said that s hit to me a while back. Caught me off guard, so I told him that he sounded southern also, fuk in hillbilly. Then he had the nerve to call me a girl, so I ended the call with “boy you have a good day too”.