Thursday, February 22, 2007

Well, we have the occasion today of our Singing Vice President, joined by his buddy across the pond, Tony Blair, to provide the soundtrack for what had to be a riveting telephone conversation (or, better, a video conference, so Cheney could glow his glare through the wires) on Blair announcing he's getting off at the next stop of the Cheney-Bush Iraq Express

And what better tune to have them perform, but the classic, "Baby, It's Cold Outside", which The Garlic has turned into "Blair, It's Not So Bad Out There".

My Labour Party will start to worry - Blair, what's your hurryMy parliament will be pacing the floor - Listen to those airplanes roarSo really I'd better scurry - Blair, please don't hurryWell, maybe just a half a surge more - Put some music on while I pour

The coalition might think - Blair, it's not so bad out thereSay, what's in this drink - No surrender to be had out thereI wish I knew what I know now - Your eyes are clearer nowTo break this spell - I'll take your word, your army looks swellI ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if we move them closerAt least I'm gonna say that I tried - What the heck, do it on the snideI really can't stay - Blair, don't hold outAhh, but it's so bad out there

C'mon Blair

I simply must go - Blair, it's not so bad out thereThe answer is no - Ooh Blair, it not so bad out thereThis quaqmire has been - I'm lucky that you joined inSo nice and warm -- Look out to Baghdad at that stormMy Queen will be suspicious - Man, democracy looks so deliciousMy Genereals will be there at the door - Waves of surges will soarMy British public is vicious - Gosh you need to be ambitious Well maybe just a half a surge more - Never such a blitz before

Fix Iraq

About Me

J. Thomas Duffy created and lauched 'The Garlic in 2005.
Mr. Duffy is an accomplished writer, with experience as a newspaper reporter, radio writer, comedy and stand-up writer, the author of three children's books (unpublished, so far) and, and, through a good number of his writing experience, actually received payment for it.
Mr. Duffy is also a Contributing Editor on the blog, 'The Reaction' and a Contributing Writer to the blog 'The Moderate Voice.
In his spare time, Mr. Duffy likes to promulgate that is actually the dog salivating that caused Pavlov to ring the bell.