Louis Amundson: +

This was a coup for the gang that couldn’t shoot straight. I feared the Lee sign n’ fleece would remove any chance of nabbing Lou by the greasy ponytail. Credit to the sticky-fingered front office, and thanks to a league that hates non-shooters.

Positives: Offensive rebounding, shot-blocking

Negatives: Shooting, FT%, defensive rebounding, hair manipulation

PER: 14.44

Wins Produced: 4.62

Roster Antonym: Vladimir Radmanovic

When he’s paired with David Lee, the offensive glass should belong to Golden State for the first time since…before peachbaskets were hoops, and doctors were blood-runners for leeches. It will be nice to have second chances on a team that usually needs them. Welcome to the Bay, Louie.