I married my first wife while I was in the Navy.She was from Alabama.I'd been warned by other sailors that northern girls will say "You may **** me." and an Alabama girl will say "You ALL may **** me."We decided to use the newly wed savings plan where a gallon jar is placed by the bed and every time we had sex a quarter was put in the jar.After a while there was about a inch's worth of quarters in the jar and I was sent to sea to several months. When I returned the jar was nearly full.

AlanMThere are no dangerous weapons; there are only dangerous men. - RAHFour boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo - use in that order.If you aren't part of the solution, then you obviously weren't properly dissolved.