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“Me: It’s not about how many times you fall… Cop: That’s not how field sobriety tests work.”

"It’s not about how many times you fall (get knocked down), it’s about how many times you get back up” is an old saying. A joke on the saying was posted on Twitter by Henpecked Hal on July 26, 2018:

me: it’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up
cop: that’s not how field sobriety tests work

Twitter
Henpecked Hal
@HenpeckedHal
me: it’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up
cop: that’s not how field sobriety tests work
11:42 AM - 26 Jul 2018

Twitter
Chip Offers
@ChipOffers
me: it’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up cop: that’s not how field sobriety tests work
7:32 AM - 30 Jul 2018

Twitter
Andy Silman
@AndyShropshire
ME: it’s not about how many times you fall, it’s about how many times you get back up COP: that’s not how field sobriety tests work. #jokes
10:27 AM - 30 Jul 2018

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Adam Ⓐ 🏴
@AdamantAnarchy
Me: It doesn’t matter how many times I fail, so long as I keep trying.
Cop: That’s not how field sobriety tests work.
12:38 AM - 1 Aug 2018

Reddit—Jokes
Me: It’s not how many times you fall, it’s how many times you get back up.
submitted August 2, 2018 by Rolling_Man
Cop: That’s not how sobriety tests work.

Reddit—Jokes
Me: “It’s not about how many times you fall. What matters is how many times you get back up.”
submitted September 8, 2018 by MelkorHimself
Officer: “That isn’t how field sobriety tests work.”