Yesterday, stories circulated around the internet regarding Jessica Biel's abrupt departure from the front row at Stella McCartney's show in Paris on Wednesday. Turns out the reason wasn't jet lag or the flu, but too much booze. According to Page Six, Biel's exit was due to a bad hangover following a party thrown by Mario Testino the night before.

We've been hungover a few plenty of times, but never for a job interview, which is essentially the equivalent of Biel's attendance at the Paris shows. (In Hollywood as in New York, it's all about stroking the egos of those in power). That said, we should just shut up because Biel looks better hungover than we do after 8 hours of sleep, plus hair and makeup.