According to a source, Hova is looking in the Bahamas for some land in North Abaco and is willing to drop £2 million (roughly $3 million USD) to get his family some undisturbed peace and quiet.

“He wants to turn it into his own Necker Island like Richard Branson," explained the source of Mr. Carter's life goals. "He’s getting it partly to mark their fifth wedding anniversary but also, with Bey back in the spotlight, it’s getting impossible for them to do normal things such as go to the beach with [daughter] Blue."

“A private island means they’ll be able to have quality time with minimum staff and security.”

Of course said island also has shoddy phone reception and no satellite TV, so maybe they'll just reenact 'Gilligan's Island' and be the modern-day Mr. and Mrs. Thurston Howell III.