So I'm at church today and we had to stand until the kids were sent out of the sanctuary and The Kid starts to cry.
Baby what's wrong? I don't want it to!
Don't want it to what? I want it to stop but it won't go away!
What are you talking about baby? I don't want my shadow to be wif me cuz it's doing everything I'm doing and it makes me sad!

:rofl mbo:

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Dear Baby in my Belly, Please come out. Seriously. It's like a 100 degrees here, IN CANADA. Your dad has taken to calling me puffy. I get that you're a dude and the last thing you want to do is leave a place you're going to spend the rest of your life trying to get back into, but enough. Your room is really cool, come out and see it. Sincerely, Love Mummy