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Global warming? Gays are the cause of it!

September 25, 2010/

Well, this is apparently what some Samoan clerics have stated: “Clerics in the South Pacific have fingered the key cause of climate change – homosexuals. The revelation came at a conference at the University of the South Pacific considering the implications of Climate Change and Creativity.” The clerics haven’t explained the rationale of their arguments though – although the Register suspects “their latching onto climate change as a consequence of gayness is informed by a more biblical sense of cause and effect.”

Or maybe, as a blogger funnily posted elsewhere “Global warming is a gay issue. […] The heat generated in discos, bath houses, the manufacture of interior furnishings, leather tanning and the result of … um …. friction, is a major contributor to the global rise in mean temperature. There are also lifestyle issues, such as homosexuals’ liking for gas-guzzling Jeeps and the environmental impact of frequent vacations in Ibiza, Gran Canaria, San Francisco and Margate.”

Dear heterosexuals, you don’t have to worry anymore about changing your own habits. Global warming is gays’ fault. And arguably bisexuals’ too – half of the time I guess?

Seriously, sometimes I wonder if ‘common sense’ is actually that common…