Special Note: All questions were rejected this week unless they included an Embarrassing Moment or something about pelican mating habits.

The day the big green booger in my nose fell out - I was mortified (It happened in Gym Class!)-anonymous visitor-Rejected, snot a good question.

The most embarresing thing, I pooped my pants then washed them out, and told my friends that I slipped on a wet floor and needed to go home and change. -anonymous visitor-Incident far too embarrassing for weekly page.

I pissed in front of the world.-anonymous visitor-Question still a little damp. (See above)

You dog is a gay homosexual-Anti-free's-Question badly punctuated.

When a person's crazy, do they really know that they're crazy, or do they think they're normal, just like everyone else?-Whyteshadow-Wasn't really sure if I was supposed to answer this question or not.

Can I still send in a New Years resolution? Joy! Okay, in 1998 I will stop burying my dirty dishes in the backyard and actually wash them instead, I will eat more Devil Dogs, stop throwing eggs at bald men, and I will finally get Poppin' Fresh to notice me; even if I have to drug him.-simian-Good New Years resolution, bad embarrassing moment.

I, The Reverend Jough Approximately, do hereby resolve to never again resist the urge to engage in wild, violent, bloody sex orgies any chance I get. I resolve to plunder my fellow man to serve my own needs, to destroy those who get in my way, and to make all who oppose me live a "Reverend Jough" life. Amen.-The Reverend Jough Approximately, being found on or near the presence listed.-(See above question)

i like pink pee. whenever i see it, it makes me giggle like a silly jack o lantern. i also like tar. but not as much. ps - where can i find a good spatula to turn my chocolate waffles with?-elvis shortliver-Question didn't pass PH test.

Why does things like that happens wen you don't remember to fart sideways?-RetroPyroHalf-pintNumbnuttedslip'n'slidinElf-Probably not visitors real name.

I went to this website.-anonymous visitor-This is one of the "Embarrassing Moment" entries. Needs a little work.