In the first trailer for The Disaster Artist – based on Greg Sestero's tell-all about the making of the cult-classic disasterpiece The Room — James Franco plays writer/director/star Tommy Wiseau, who turned a multi-million dollar budget into the cheapest looking, worst acted, most all-around awful movie quite possibly of all time.

Not quite… but one fan made it possible to see what it might look like if we were ever blessed with a High School Musical 4!

Using footage from the stars' more recent works — including clips from various forgettable Zac Efron movies, the Vanessa Hudgens superhero sitcom that went nowhere, and Ashley Tisdale doing… ballet? — a YouTube user orchestrated a pitch perfect fan made trailer titled Once A Wildcat: A High School Musical Story.

The openly gay Olympian admitted this during his Tuesday appearance on the Allegedly podcast. Apparently, the freestyle skier's encounter with Miz Cyrus started with a comment the athlete made during a panel while at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi.

The 29-year-old actor stopped by the The Graham Norton Show alongside The Mummy stars Tom Cruise and Annabelle Wallis this week when he was challenged by the British host to recreate the notorious photo of him balancing his body horizontally on a parking meter. Yeah, you know the one.