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My running route takes me past a church that regularly changes the message on its sign. I always look forward to the new bits of wisdom that the church will throw my way as I jog past. Currently the sign displays the following seasonally appropriate message:

If Evolution’s true then mothers would have more than two hands.

The inanity of this is hard to overstate. I am thinking of nailing the following message to the church doors:

If God designed humanity, then mothers would have more than two hands.