Super Mario Bros. DVD - Volume 2

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So … is Bowser a turtle? A dragon? Some kind of horrible dragon-turtle monster? I mean, far be it for me to question the evolution of a universe in which fungi are not only sentient but civilized, but Donkey Kong is very clearly a (tie-wearing) Gorilla, Yoshi’s a dinosaur, and Bowser’s … that.

Helps With The Kids

Your kids want stuff. No, really, they do. Ask 'em "Do you guys want stuff?" and they'll yell back YEAAAAH! and then maybe throw in a "But it's good stuff, right?" And that's where you, the parent, come into play.

It's your job to find some good stuff and pass it along to the teeny types who don't know any better. Then they can smash it and tear and it feed it to a goat (how did that even get in your yard, anyway?) and demand more stuff. It's an endless cycle and the only thing that saves you from a pauper's grave is the though that one day you'll be mooching off them. And also, these Woot-offs.

Take this opportunity to stock up on the things your kids need and hide them in the drawer where you keep the broccoli. They'll never go in THERE, right?

Of course, the goat might. Maybe you should pick up a lock while you're thinking about it. Or call a goat exterminator. Whatever works for you.

Specs

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!: Volume 2

Running Time:

Approx. 390 minutes, plus bonus content

In the Box:

(1) The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! - Volume Two 2-DVD Set

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