Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

[I stole the line; 20 years ago I was having a nice lunch with my boss and an olderc couple got up to leave. They stopped at our booth and the lady put her hand on my shoulder and said, "I see you have the same problem as my husband; headboard dammage". I was speechless, my boss was purple and wiggling!]