Hiking — or, as the Marines call it, "humping" — isn't a sport, but it's certainly an outdoor activity that requires physical exertion, so I'm posting this video. It's the kind of parameter-expansion I have to enact on slow-ass days like this, when athletes decide they don't want to get arrested or screw celebrities. Jerks.

Anyway, for those of you unfamiliar with Marine Corps basic training, the use of first person singular is frowned upon. Saying I, me, or my can send drill instructors into a rage that will ensure you DIE WITH DAMN DISCIPLINE. Enjoy. And if you want to play along, well… Marines.com is always open.