Head on the Table

Don't Threaten Me

Written By: Sy
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Dec•
29•10

One of the threats I don’t get is, “I’m going to rip off your head and shit down your throat.”

The first part I get, but the second part is just overkill. It would make much more sense to say, “I’m going to shit down your throat, then rip your head off, because as horrifying as the first part is, you know you’re going to be wishing this guy had a big lunch, because what’s coming next is a lot worse.”