I have always dreamed of joining Roller Derby, its just so bad a$$. One time, about 50lbs ago, some local derby girls tried to get me to join, but back then I thought I was too fat and out of shape. Now I have been thinking about it more and more, and I think after I lose those 50lbs and am in better shape, I would really like to try out.

I think, if I don't cry every time I get hit or my knees don't dissolve, I could be pretty good at it