Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Maybe they where hunting Vampires. I mean the leather whip is the traditional way to hunt them. And the other stuff could work to distract the Vampire.
Or maybe the person was looking for a horse item and all he could find was the sex shop.
I mean it could have been for any reason.

Interesting wording. Were they so afraid of it they refused to get a definition? Worried that if they left out the words "something called," people would contact them demanding to know what it was? Did they know, and think so low of it that they passed a subtle insult in the "something called?" Am I overthinking this?

Jemmy...that was precisly my reaction. Only I envisioned it as clearly the work of someone trying mightily to distance him/herself from the topic. It reminded me of a British couple I saw in the Uffizi Galleries in Rome, in front of a godawful painting called "The Martyrdom of St. Agatha." Apparently St. Agatha's demise involved tongs (possibly hot) being applied to her bounteous nipples.
The wife was saying to the husband, in a sort of choked-off voice, "...I imagine some sawt of suh-gery, don't you think?"

I wouldn't have bothered ripping off any of that lame stuff from the convention... I mean, there weren't even any good s*x toys listed, like bulldozers, forklifts, axle grease, welders, air compressors, jackhammers and all... B O R I N G !

Anyway, after the dipsticks beat the crap out of the cameras with boards to get them off the wall, I couldn't.... er, I mean, I'M SURE THEY WEREN'T ANY GOOD. Conjecture, yaknow....