With The 'Home Alone' Woofmaker Now EVERYONE Can Gross Out Young Macaulay Culkin

This week in important tech developments, new website woofmaker.com allows you to waste time the way you've always wanted: by making your very own "Buzz, your girlfriend ... woof" moment. Just upload and crop an image, and you'll be ready to make fun of anyone you know (or people you don't know, such as Nicolas Cage).

Fun Fact: The photo of Buzz’s girlfriend was actually a picture of a boy dressed as a girl, because director Chris Columbus didn't want to be mean.

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What's the silliest rumor you've read about yourself?
That I was a witch.

What's your guiltiest pleasure?
Porn … and murder. Yeah, killing people while watching porn. No, no, let’s see … one of my guilty pleasures, and I’ve said this a bunch of times which is insane that I even put this out there, is “America’s Next Top Model.” I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I love it. Most of them are brainless idiots and that’s the reason I watch it. I don’t watch for pretty people.

If you could give advice to a younger version of yourself, what would it be?
Really just focus on the positive and see things half full. For a lot of my life I didn’t and the day that I did switch over, everything got better. I decided I was sick of being negative and there was a moment where I was like “I’m going to stop this,” and my life got better from that moment on.

What do you wear to bed?
It depends. Sometimes I wear cotton men’s pajamas, sometimes I wear a little nighty, but I always wear something to bed. I think it’s a moment to kind of dress up.

What celebrity's hand print would you like to hang on your wall?
Probably Bette Midler’s. I love Bette Midler.

Tell us something we DON’T know about you.
[I] do make lists every day for what I’m going to do and accomplish during the day, and if I do other things that were not on my list, I will actually write them down so that I can check them off. I’m a little bit of a weird list person.

What's something you do when you're alone that you don't do in front of anyone else?
I obsess over my skin in one of those magnifying mirrors. I hate it.

If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
I probably would want steak or, like, a really big bowl of oatmeal.

What’s your biggest strength?
I think my ability to get up when my alarm says time to get up at 4:30 or 5:00 a.m. That is a contrary action to what a sane, human being wants to take and I take it anyhow and get my booty into work.

What would people be surprised to know you've never done?
Ecstasy.

What’s your hidden talent?
Singing opera while juggling mangos.

Have you ever stolen anything?
Actually, no. I stole a pack of gum when I was younger and literally turned right around and gave it back.

What movie could you watch over and over?
"Clueless." I know all the words! I love that movie.

What's one thing you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of someone else?
Moisturize.

What's the dumbest thing you've read about yourself?
There is something out there about my ability to recite pi up to like, 40 numbers. I'm positive they are confusing me with someone else.

When do you lose your temper?
When people try to hold me back.

What's the silliest thing you've ever lied about?
My great aunt congratulated me for being in the Batman movie. I said "Thank you." It wasn't until later that I realized she had confused "Christian Bale" with "Kirsten Bell" on the radio.

If you could ask Kim Kardashian any question, what would it be?
Why?!

What shows are always on your DVR?
"Homeland" is a big one. "Castle," "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.

If you were on a reality TV show, what would it be called?
"The Boring People Club" -- no wait, "The Travelers.”

When is the last time you cried?
Tatyana Ali: I’m crying right now. I cry three times a day as part of my workout routine. It really targets the core. Great way to reduce bloating.

Who's your ideal drinking buddy, living or dead?
Nikki Reed: Is it horribly cliché to say Nora Ephron? I really would love to be in that mind for five seconds. I have a tremendous amount of respect for her. You know, women that inspire other women to better themselves and to really pave the way, so I have a lot of respect for her.

What’s your secret/hidden talent?
Busy Phillipps: I’m very crafty, and it’s not really a secret since the invention of Twitter and Instagram. But I make these pretty awesome 3D sculptural cakes and I make my daughter little crafty things and we do a lot of that stuff at my house, so it’s not a secret. Just my talent.

If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
A really good bottle of wine. That's it.

What happens in your recurring dream/nightmare?
I have to perform onstage in minutes and I don't know any of my lines and no one can find the script. I dream this constantly.

What's your favorite Motown song?
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough"

Have you ever set a Google Alert for yourself?
Yeah I have Google Alert. I’ve had it for a couple of years now because my wife, she told me about it. I wasn’t really into it, but I was like, "Cool, I’ll get one."

What's your go-to excuse?
AT&T

Who’s your celebrity crush?
J.Lo.

If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
Probably my mom's chicken cutlets.

What movie could you watch over and over?
Kristin Cavallari: “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.”

What’s one thing from your childhood wardrobe you wish you could wear now?
Neil Patrick Harris: I’m a big fan of the onesie.

What did you have for dinner last night?
I had a cobb salad and oysters and part of a crab cake and a little bit of a grilled artichoke and a lot of different little things that I shared with other people. And truffle fries.