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By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

What in the name of the Order of the Black Worm did you just dare to say about me, you little sload? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the Sunhold Battlemage Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Blades, and I have over 300 confirmed soul captures. I am trained in Renrijra Krin warfare and I’m the top wizard in the entire Aldmeri Dominion Expeditionary Force. You are nothing to me but another grand soul. I will obliterate you with arcane prowess the likes of which has never been seen before on this Plane, mark these very words. You think you can get away with shouting that ash to me over the Dreamsleeve? Think again, inferior degenerate. As we interface I am contacting my secret network of Khajiit assassins across Tamriel and your Dreamsleeve-Varliance-Uplink-Signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, kwama. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little 100-year-long thing you call your life. You’re inexorably doomed, heretic. Aetherial-Mirror-Memospore-Archive-Beam-Transmission allows me to be anywhere at any time and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the school of alteration. Not only am I extensively trained in destruction and mysticism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Aldmeri Naval Fleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable inferior form off the face of the Wheel, you insipid primitive. If only you could have known what star-blessed retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your insufferable tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you barely-sentient imbecile. I will discharge magicka all over you and you will drown in it. Your life is forfeit, heretic.

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of College students had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be sitting in the Bannered Mare. This is mostly a place for jobless Imperials that still live with their parents, and halfwitted Thalmor agents that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained mages to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a frost troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and civil war that gets told of here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the inn type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that visit here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented mage, I think all the scholastic discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot in Skyrim. I also doubt that even the best archmages have a "secret guild of vampires across the province". Why would all of the most expansive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid in Skyrim? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER BATTLEMAGE HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... Dunmer.

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

Besides my little cousin Tyler, all you fucking Warcraft imperial guard idiots look so foolish. Go jerk off to your little dungeon and dragons games and stop commenting on this with your childish bullshit, what are you…10? You seriously look so retarded and foolish speaking the way you are. No one gives a fuck about graduating from a dumbass kid game and saying you could kill someone with a sword or whatever. Like the fuck? Go get a life please, lay off this girl, you all look pathetic talking shit. Grow up, we’re in 2013 and its fucking kids like YOU GUYS that are bringing our world to shit and making this place we call home look stupid and pathetic. I’ve said my peace. Have a problem with what I have to say, private message me. I’ll be more than happy to rip each and every one of your sad souls apart.

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