Well, evil and hammy is something I'm good at. That said, I'll leave the "Be Prepared" spoof be Connor's song. I'm actually not that fond of the song - it's probably a generation issue, since I didn't grow up with The Lion King.

I'm in the process of reading up on proper sound editing now (even if they'd enjoy it, I'd rather not foist such a vanity project on Tom, Sophie, Alex, Eric, or any of the others that might be able to mix it properly). Besides, seeing as I was one of the biggest proponents of having you guys make songs (I had been hoping, ever since I was told the refictionalization process, that someone would do a song instead of a straight story), it's only fair that I do one myself.

I smiled when the wall was built, for I knew we were creating something incredible. And I smiled when it cracked, for the world would soon see what we had wrought.

Connor Fallon wrote:As I said, I started writing one based off be prepared that made us sound super evil. =P I could go back and make it sound less evil, and finish it, maybe.

Awww, nooo Don't make it less evil You should be all Evil and Hammy about how you were toying with us. Also can you post the lyrics you have so far? I'd love to take a shot at adding some.

I may as well finish it, but here was the beginning:SOMEONE:What are we supposed to do, Dana, Break the Base?DANA:Precisely...(Music starts)DANA:You think that your levels of Metahave seen through the best of our plansBut plot though you may, we will get yawe’ve got so much in store for our fans

CONNOR:You may doubt the words and intentionsof the Cabal, you have come to despisebut deep in your heart there are tensions:you fear that the white void spins lies!

So prepare for the game of a lifetimeJust watch as the morals turn grey

TOM:We'll pull on their stringsFor all sorts of things (this part doesn't really work)

SOMEONE:But what choice is right?

TOM:We’ll keep that one tightI know it sounds sordidBut they'll feel rewardedLEADSWhen the pieces all fall into placeRICKLets just hope we don't fall on our faceALLBREAK THE BASE...and after that it kind of falls apart. =)

THE GAME IS OVER DARN IT. Why is cool stuff STILL happening when I am NOT THERE?

They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.

Sorry, Scarab, but you have to keep in mind - all of us are of the mindset to tantalize you all, tease you all, drive you up the wall... and in the end, make you beg for more, because you are entertained.

We're the devil with the pearly white smile. We're the ones throwing a golden apple that says "KALLISTI" on it into a safe, giving you just enough hints to crack it open. We are the puppet masters - we may have ended the game, but we never said the fun was over.

I smiled when the wall was built, for I knew we were creating something incredible. And I smiled when it cracked, for the world would soon see what we had wrought.

Rick Healey wrote:Sorry, Scarab, but you have to keep in mind - all of us are of the mindset to tantalize you all, tease you all, drive you up the wall... and in the end, make you beg for more, because you are entertained.

We're the devil with the pearly white smile. We're the ones throwing a golden apple that says "KALLISTI" on it into a safe, giving you just enough hints to crack it open. We are the puppet masters - we may have ended the game, but we never said the fun was over.

...You are evil, evil individuals. And we love you.

Go forth, and create more awesome stuff so that we might be driven up further walls.

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They sometimes say, "the place where I am right now was circled on a map for me"... Unfortunately, I kind of suck at orienteering.