Take her last movie, for instance, the Cruiser-snoozer Knight And Day from odourless, flavourless hack James Mangold I'd need two columns to convey the full strength of my loathing for that man's oeuvre.

Of course, by the time your HD Jabscreen 4 footage is old enough to qualify as nostalgia, you'll be viewing it on a Jabscreen 20, so rather than enjoying the memories, you'll be whining that it's 2D and odourless and doesn't let you walk inside the image and rearrange the furniture.