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Facing new polls that show his popularity evaporating to virtually nothing, especially among women, President Obama hopes America will bet on a whole new Barack Obama.

"I know I've been bad," announced the President at his latest campaign stop. "I know I've lied. I've been very dismissive of your wants and needs. I've blamed everyone but myself for my own failings.

"I know I've hurt you, America.

"But I've been going through a lot of soul-searching lately. I know I can be better. I want to be good. Like they say, admitting your failings is the beginning of getting better.

"This is my promise to you, America: I'm going to be a whole new president. I'm turning over a new leaf!

"From now on I'll be better. I won't be the same President you think I am. I'll get really, really serious about my faults. Because we're good together and I don't want to lose you. Please don't give up on me.

"This terrible ordeal we've been going through has affected our relationship. It has been a painful learning experience for me. And that's why...

"I'm turning over a new leaf! I'm turning over a new leaf! I'm turning over a new leaf! Chant with me! I'm turning over a new leaf!"

The Obama campaign hopes his new strategy will work this time. But if it bombs out like all the others, they have a new strategy and slogan already in the works for next week's campaign.

Our misogynist in chief, battering Miss Liberty into submission. Well, this week his strategy is to gamble her away ala Honeymoon in Vegas:

Gambling with America

Oh, it's actualy Betting on America. Same difference. Sick gambling addicts always rationalize gambling. He's gambled with our money and our future, lost big time, and now wants us to bet on him. Bet on America with gambler Obama. Sick, sick, sick. Gamblers. I do not like or believe in gambling. He needs to go to rehab. At his own expense.

Androgynov, first, welcome to the Cube. I've not seen you before. I am Father Prog Theocritus, the Keeper of the Sacred Hammer and Sickle. I am the enforcer of liberal platitudes, progressive dogma, and Keeper of the Keys to the Gulag. If something nasty happened and no one can be blamed for it, you may be sure that I did it.

However, I must take issue with your caption. We have heard that Our Many Titted Empress kept Bill's junk in her own testicular lock box, and I mean a wooden one. One that was made of a dead tree. Wooden. Get it?

Personally President Barack Hussein Kardashian's junk is really quite useless. There will be no more additions to the Obama family because for all the years with Nanski Peloski's hand up President Oblameo's ass, her talons have clawed off his junk.

He needs no mistress. All he needs is a progressive hand up his ass. All the way to the shoulder.

Father Prog,I have been a member of the kollektive since 1/2009, but post only when I'm allowed. Last post was the progressive guilt quiz.

I beg your pardon for the caption, but he is known in certain circles to be enslaved by Moochell who has generously relenquished control to political progressive masters so he can play prezident. The Ones junk indeed is useless but it is still the exclusive property of the Evil Empress of Vacations who must be obeyed.

Slap that bitch Amerika for keeping a poorly stocked kitchen! Slap that bitch Amerika for wearing shoes in the kitchen! Slap that bitch Amerika for buying white bread! Slap that bitch Amerika for getting herself pregnant, again! Slap that bitch Amerika for refusing to go on a 1am beer run for you and your progressive friends! Slap that bitch Amerika for spilling bleach on your brown shirt! Slap that bitch Amerika twice for watching Fox News! Slap that bitch America thrice for wanting to balance the household budget!

Now, take her to the gov-subed ER and claim that she accidentally fell down the stairs for the fourteenth time.

I'm sorry, Androgynov; I had not run across you. Or who knows? Maybe we were partners in the past but I don't remember because of a particularly good Jiffy-Lobo™ treatment. Once I nearly thought that Dear Oleader is a half-witted, vicious, precious, jumped-up-parlor pink. And a fool, and a footpad, and a tool of the biggest bunch of tools since Lenin took the train.

Then I had to get a very vigorous Jiffy-Lobo job.

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Palimpsest, why even take her to the doctor? Call the cops and tell the cops that AmeriKa beat up on you. That's how we pay taxes, isn't? If the upper 0.2% pay 20% of the taxes, and are told they're not doing "their fair share," isn't that the same thing?

Slap that bitch Amerika for keeping a poorly stocked kitchen! Slap that bitch Amerika for wearing shoes in the kitchen! Slap that bitch Amerika for buying white bread! Slap that bitch Amerika for getting herself pregnant, again! Slap that bitch Amerika for refusing to go on a 1am beer run for you and your progressive friends! Slap that bitch Amerika for spilling bleach on your brown shirt! Slap that bitch Amerika twice for watching Fox News! Slap that bitch America thrice for wanting to balance the household budget!

Now, take her to the gov-subed ER and claim that she accidentally fell down the stairs for the fourteenth time.

Rather.... take here to the Affordable Healthcare Clinic and tell the staff some "RICH GUY" pulled up in a limo, snuck into the kitchen, beat her silly, and stole all the food, drank all your beer, stripped her of her shoes, raped her and made her pregnant...and spilt bleach on your brown shirt as he escape though the laundry room window.

When she awakes from the coma... repeat the story to her and promise you'll hunt that rich bastard down and make him PAY!!!

Oh... And DO NOT forget to beseech her to stand by her man since that same greedy rich bastard is trying to lay you off!

Rather.... take here to the Affordable Healthcare Clinic and tell the staff some "RICH GUY" pulled up in a limo, snuck into the kitchen, beat her silly, and stole all the food, drank all your beer, stripped her of her shoes, raped her and made her pregnant...and spilt bleach on your brown shirt as he escape though the laundry room window. We've got the lineup. Take your pick.

Rather.... take here to the Affordable Healthcare Clinic and tell the staff some "RICH GUY" pulled up in a limo, snuck into the kitchen, beat her silly, and stole all the food, drank all your beer, stripped her of her shoes, raped her and made her pregnant...and spilt bleach on your brown shirt as he escape though the laundry room window.

When she awakes from the coma... repeat the story to her and promise you'll hunt that rich bastard down and make him PAY!!!

Oh... And DO NOT forget to beseech her to stand by her man since that same greedy rich bastard is trying to lay you off!Damn Goldstein, that's freakin' diabolical (and, of course, I use the word "diabolical" in its most secular sense). I have to admit that I'm starting to like your style. Cheers, Dr. P

I don't know about you, but I am taking President Kardashian at his word. I may have this business but I don't deserve it. The bums on the spit-and-whittle corner do. After all, I work for them, don't I? And they vote.

$$, the reason that President Kardashian has closed down manned space flight and has bowed to say the King of Saudi Arabia is because he knows that AmeriKKKa is a flawed nation. We exist because of the theft that we commitment. Our achievements are nothing compared to the theft. Our Civil War means nothing. Because of the theft.

Also anything like manned space flight is an achievement. Dear Oleader can't have a real achievement mock him by its existence. So NASA must go; the USA must go.

$$, after Dear Oleader has shuffled off this mortal coil and gone to reign on Olympus, which will have been moved either to the south of Moscow or the east of Berkeley, we have plans to cremate him in the presidential desk. Which as you know is made of the timbers of a noble British warship.

It's going to be his coffin for he's developed such an attachment for it from all these years of putting his feet on it.

$$, after Dear Oleader has shuffled off this mortal coil and gone to reign on Olympus, which will have been moved either to the south of Moscow or the east of Berkeley, we have plans to cremate him in the presidential desk. Which as you know is made of the timbers of a noble British warship.

It's going to be his coffin for he's developed such an attachment for it from all these years of putting his feet on it.

Dear Comrade Theocritus:

Dear Oleader, has worked very hard for us, just look he has the price of Gas so high, that us Made Progs no longer have to wait in traffic. The Proles are now packed on to Stinking Buses and we can drive by this and laugh.

Personally I think that proles ought to walk everywhere. That way we know where they are. Also it keeps them home. In imperial Russia, the peasants went along with the land; they were just chattel which could use a hoe, and, er, die in misery. Which is what people who are not Enlightened are good for.

The only occasion when proles don't walk is when we put them on a bus and take them to a polling place. And they vote. Then we take them to another polling place. They vote, and so on and so on. Mark Morial, the ex-mayor of Nawlins, showed us how to do that.

Pravda, buried in the Affordable Health Care Act, which is named on the same reasoning that the Soviet Union always had peace initiatives while building up the military, are other powers for the Death Panel. They can also regulate drinking (cirrhosis), food (obesity), and sex (STDs). Of course we shall then regulate sex not to prevent it but to breed strong proles, just like the Hitlerjugend.

Affordable is prog speak for unaffordable. It only takes understanding. Or submission to the collective. Ah to the fruit of youth. Surely the young know the true way. After all it's been pounded into their heads by the prog teachers embedded on the education system. Clever that eh? Control the Youth, control the future.So many shovels, so many to distribute to the mind numbed progressive thinking youth of the future.Enter Keanu Reeves.

Who is that shocked child? He looks as though he's seeing his last moldy potato being confiscated, For The Greater Good™. Well, in the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™, he'll have lots of things to drop his jaw about.

In the Progressive World of Tomorrow there are no Tomorrows for those who do not follow the line.Even the 'Todays' will be limited to hours.A bright future of shovels, beets, equality and parity. You will be equal in all aspects. Equally poor. On parity with the other poor people.But! All will be happy, or else. Mr Reeves has discovered this and cannot believe it. He will of course be taught the 'Truth'.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

Ex-president Obama declares Irma "Hurricane of Peace," urges not to jump to conclusions and succumb to stormophobia

CNN: Trump reverses Obama's executive order banning hurricanes

ISIS claims responsibility for a total solar eclipse over the lands of American crusaders and nonbelievers

When asked if they could point to North Korea on a map many college students didn't know what a map was

CNN: We must bring America into the 21st century by replacing the 18th century Constitution with 19th century poetry

Pelosi: 'We have to impeach the president in order to find out what we impeached him for'

BREAKING: As of Saturday July 8, 2017, all of Earth's ecosystems have shut down as per Prince Charles's super scientific pronouncement made 96 months ago. Everything is dead. All is lost. Life on Earth is no more.

DNC to pick new election slogan out of four finalists: 'Give us more government or everyone dies,' 'Vote for Democrats or everyone dies,' 'Impeach Trump or everyone dies,' 'Stop the fearmongering or everyone dies'

Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power" is humanity's last chance to save the Earth before it ends five years ago

Experts: The more we embrace diversity the more everything is the same

Study: Many non-voters still undecided on how they're not going to vote

The Evolution of Dissent: on November 8th the nation is to decide whether dissent will stop being racist and become sexist - or it will once again be patriotic as it was for 8 years under George W. Bush

Venezuela solves starvation problem by making it mandatory to buy food

China launches cube-shaped space object with a message to aliens: "The inhabitants of Earth will steal your intellectual property, copy it, manufacture it in sweatshops with slave labor, and sell it back to you at ridiculously low prices"

Progressive scientists: Truth is a variable deduced by subtracting 'what is' from 'what ought to be'

Experts agree: Hillary Clinton best candidate to lessen percentage of Americans in top 1%

America's attempts at peace talks with the White House continue to be met with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith

Starbucks new policy to talk race with customers prompts new hashtag #DontHoldUpTheLine

Hillary: DELETE is the new RESET

Charlie Hebdo receives Islamophobe 2015 award; the cartoonists could not be reached for comment due to their inexplicable, illogical deaths

Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do'

Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State

President Obama honors Leonard Nimoy by taking selfie in front of Starship Enterprise