Summary

At a meeting with much-married cookie magnate Abe Bronstein (father of Boo-Boo), Fred proclaims that it is time for the world’s first faggot love story in a movie. Abe says the world is not ready for such a story. Fred protests that he has to write what he knows, adding that Abe’s meeting with successful Hollywood executive Randy Dildough (who Fred claims is a fellow faggot) is the perfect opportunity to make the movie happen. Narration reveals how Abe made an expansive profit on an inexpensive film written by Fred, and how he (Abe) has started to think of how faggots (“fegalim”) and Jews have much in common – waiting for freedom, waiting for respect, always waiting.

Narration describes how a young man with a very large penis (ten inches) is very much in demand: a young man named Wyatt Bronstein, Abe...