In 2018 I’m going to stop using my home phone number. The line will
still be there, but there will not be a phone plugged in. This means
that there’s no point in calling it, as I won’t know. Please call my
mobile phone instead.

For people who say “Oh no, I don’t know your mobile phone number!”
things are easy - just add 5847519410 to my home phone number 😊