A young Pastafarian had just finished eating dinner and was eager to listen to his Pirate Master's lecture about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He asked the man dressed in full pirate regalia what he would teach his pupil today. The pirate replied,
"Have you finished eating your dinner?"
The student said,
"Yes, I have."
The Pirate Master asked,
"What did you eat?"
The young student answered,
"I ate spaghetti. It was very tasty."
Without a second's hesitation, the Pirate master announced that he had already finished the lesson and dismissed the student.
At that moment, the young Pastafarian became enlightened.

So, is it good? Eh?

In the beginning was the word, and the word was "Arrrgh!" -Piraticus 13:7