Talk Show Wars: Conan Returns

The 30-second spot is set to the tune of “Pour Some Sugar on Me” by ‘80s rockers Def Leppard and features plenty of slow motion close-ups of O’Brien rubbing a soapy sponge all over his desk and naturally, himself.

As the frenzy intensifies, O’Brien bites off a mouthful of the sponge and introduces a garden hose into the mix. Check out for yourself if the red-headed comic's hotness quotient approaches Hilton-Kardashian-Partridge levels.