Sunday, March 4, 2012

10 Things That Are Banned In San Francisco

Buzzfeed has a list of 10 Things That Are Banned In San Francisco. Since I hope you'll go to their site and click on some of their ads, I'm deleting the last one. Hit the link and see it for yourself, and then avoid opening any kind of business in that Statist Hellhole.

1. Happy Meals

2. Plastic Bags

Plastic bags are currently not allowed at large chain supermarkets and drug stores, but they are considering expanding the ban to all stores.

3. Bottled Water

City money cannot be used to purchase bottled water and it cannot be sold from vending machines on city property.

4. Smoking

Tobacco cigarettes are not allowed to be smoked in buildings, and clove cigarettes are not permitted to be sold in the city at all.

5. Baby Animals

It's illegal to sell baby chickens, ducks, and rabbits in San Francisco.

6. Segways

Segways are not allowed on sidewalks or bike paths because the mayor of San Francisco thought they promoted laziness.

7. Soda

Soda and juice drinks with no real fruit juice cannot be sold from vending machines on city property.

8. Arizona

As a protest to the state's strict immigration policies, city employees (except for police officers investigating a crime) are not allowed to travel to Arizona.

9. Firearms In Advertisements

Advertisements in San Francisco cannot “promote the use of firearms or advocate any violent action.” The poster for The Other Guy had all the weapons removed just for San Francisco's Muni system last summer.

Remember to hit that link up to for the full list. Note to Arizonans: Come to Fort Worth, Texas ! Ride your Segway to McDonald's and have a soda and some bottled water. Put the leftovers in a plastic bag, along with the baby chicken you bought for the kids. Smoke like a chimney on the way to the shooting range. Then sit and rest for a while, anyplace you feel safe. We don't care. You belong to you.