I've started a book of quotes from my kids. Priceless stuff like this goes in seemingly on a daily basis. Yesterday, Drew explained how bbq ribs are made. "It's just burnt pig. They shoot the pig twice and then burn it."

Yes, you will want to video him, too, so you can put it on FB and YouTube. Be sure you email the link to EVERYONE in the universe. That is the only thing that will shame him when he is a teenager. Wait, nothing shames a teenager. Nope, nothin'.

Mine came home almost every weekend the first year ... I was so glad, there was never such an empty house as when he first went to college.But then he decided he liked his friends and the house they rented much better .. sigh ... I never did find out how to make him stay home Forever !:)

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