If the filling falls out, if substances ooze, if you can't get a good grip of it in one hand, or your mouth around it easily, then, it isn't worthy of the name and you should send it back to the kitchen with the superfluous knife and fork.

Then you should like McDonald's burgers when you read...because, despite the luscious photos of their juicy massive burgers, in reality they are the size and dryness of a decrepit crone's shrivelled tits when you have one (or two or three) in your hand...

The overstuffed sandwich is an *American* phenomenon, exported to/imposed upon the rest of the world. It's taking over just like Coca Cola and McDonalds did. You have to dislocate your jaw to eat one of those bloody things. Down with the overstuffed sandwich, I say! Bring back the true sandwich, yes, the Ipoh Club, government rest-house, FMS sandwich, call it by whatever name you choose, but bring it back!

Coincidentally, Sharon, I've been trying to find a decent sandwich, salad, and soup joint that's relatively quiet and lends itself to readers (and maybe some blogsurfing). Unfortunately, there's none in Putrajaya (where I work) and can't seem to find any in other locations either. Good idea for a food biz eh?