Dear Her Majesty’s Treasury,
I, the man known as
pete: of the hodge family, am familier with the cestui cue vie act 1666. It is to the best of my knowledge that this act has never been repealed. I request confirmation of this.
Furthermore, I declare myself to be alive and request information on how to claim ownership of the legal fiction person PETE HODGE created on the 14 of august 1988 to operate in commerce and claim the cestui cue vie trust #: PB102792A.
Your's faithfully,
The man, pete: of the hodge family