Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini Will Kick Off Cannes

Here’s Elisabetta Canalis and Sacha Baron Cohen on a yacht in Cannes this morning to promote The Dictator and the funniest part is that one of the agencies actually listed Elisabetta as “supermodel Elisabetta Canalis.” Which is an amazing distinction for someone whose claim to fame is getting tossed off of George Clooney’s penis for saying the “M” word, only to land on Steve-O’s, who also tossed her off because she won’t stop doing coke. By that definition, Lindsay Lohan is practically Heidi Klum.