Madeleine Davies

Magic Mike is making the journey from the daiquiri-stained floors of a Tampa-area strip club to the hallowed boards of Broadway, but what does that mean for you? Well, apparently the show will involve audience participation, so you probably shouldn't take your mom.

Not to judge what some ladies are into, but do you have any idea how sweaty and gross actors get under stage lights? You probably don't want them rubbing on your nice clothes unless, of course, they make it like a Gallagher show and give everyone their own plastic poncho. Ugh, why can't they just give the audience ecstasy and micro pigs instead?