wiz1001 wrote:...hey, I missed the weekend too, and now two full pages into the thread, I have no idea what bw was banned for. (DIMSCUM?)

Someone help me out...so I can watch my step.

I think Mitch shit canned him originally for having an epic melt where he called Mithc just about every name he could. I might be wrong.

Somehow he got unbanned and returned. Hence the "re-ban".

Pretty close...just learn to spel my name, um-kay?

In truth, there really isn't a good way to "ban" someone from one forum unless you boot them from all of them, and I frankly didn't think that was called for, because the AAAANNNGGGGGRRRRYYYYYY old koot doesn't behave like a rabid monkey on the football forum.

Hence the only way to handle it is to nuke anything on site.

As he often does, he takes his ball and runs away for several months, and then comes back and thinks that everyone has alzheimers as bad as he does, and they would totally forget about his douchebaggery. See also his several tearful exits on the OBR, vowing "never to come back"...but he always did.

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

That's right. Take it from moi. I'm a 'perfect asshole'....physically due to two hemroidectomys and mentally from my time at the WWR.....in addition, I'm recovering from a triple hernia operation... my balls dropped so far I had to have a safety net installed

There is defintely an adjustment period between being and asshole and being a 'dick', which is the goal here at NHB

I am personally on a mission to be considered for entry into the "Biggest Dicks Club" here at NHB in addition to possesion of the biggest dick

Hope is a moment now long pastThe Shadow of Death is the one I castKoo koo ka joob....I am the Walrus

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

That's right. Take it from moi. I'm a 'perfect asshole'....physically due to two hemroidectomys and mentally from my time at the WWR.....in addition, I'm recovering from a triple hernia operation... my balls dropped so far I had to have a safety net installed

There is defintely an adjustment period between being and asshole and being a 'dick', which is the goal here at NHB

I am personally on a mission to be considered for entry into the "Biggest Dicks Club" here at NHB in addition to possesion of the biggest dick

i love it. one day i will write my thesis on the difference of being a dick, a "complete" dick, an asshole, and a "complete" asshole. but that day isn't today...

"i've been gettin G-ed up since i came out the hospital as a baby. i didn't wear pampers, i wore some slacks and some gators on the way home.""in order for us to grow u gotta know, in order to love the brotherman, u gotta know the otherman. because one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. knick knack paddy wack, give the dog a bone." - Delonte West

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

That's right. Take it from moi. I'm a 'perfect asshole'....physically due to two hemroidectomys and mentally from my time at the WWR.....in addition, I'm recovering from a triple hernia operation... my balls dropped so far I had to have a safety net installed

There is defintely an adjustment period between being and asshole and being a 'dick', which is the goal here at NHB

I am personally on a mission to be considered for entry into the "Biggest Dicks Club" here at NHB in addition to possesion of the biggest dick

e0y2e3 wrote:If that stoopid get to know Ziner thread's failure stands as a testament to anything it is just how boring Ziner is.

Maybe, just maybe he'll finally get the hint and stop posting.

As opposed to your fabulous life of stewing over fantasy basketball trades, contemplating which 'peeps' to follow on twitter, and senseless bitching over Peyton Manning.

Bwahahahahahahahah!

It's tiny penis syndrome (TPS). This causes the person afflicted to lash out at the tiniest thing they find objectional, no matter how big of a dick it makes them appear. Other symptoms of TPS are tribal tattoos, excessive work outs, and living in Massachusetts.

Only one rule on the boards Dan, and it isn't don't be a conservative. It's don't be an asshole.

That's right. Take it from moi. I'm a 'perfect asshole'....physically due to two hemroidectomys and mentally from my time at the WWR.....in addition, I'm recovering from a triple hernia operation... my balls dropped so far I had to have a safety net installed

There is defintely an adjustment period between being and asshole and being a 'dick', which is the goal here at NHB

I am personally on a mission to be considered for entry into the "Biggest Dicks Club" here at NHB in addition to possesion of the biggest dick

e0y2e3 wrote:If that stoopid get to know Ziner thread's failure stands as a testament to anything it is just how boring Ziner is.

Maybe, just maybe he'll finally get the hint and stop posting.

As opposed to your fabulous life of stewing over fantasy basketball trades, contemplating which 'peeps' to follow on twitter, and senseless bitching over Peyton Manning.

Bwahahahahahahahah!

It's tiny penis syndrome (TPS). This causes the person afflicted to lash out at the tiniest thing they find objectional, no matter how big of a dick it makes them appear. Other symptoms of TPS are tribal tattoos, excessive work outs, and living in Massachusetts.

Cerebral_DownTime wrote:Swerb explains it in the 7/7 game thread in the library.

I just discovered the 7/7/ game thread had been moved to the library forum. I guess I do get banned now.

Ome of the problemws with message boards are that board owners get to play "god." They can make anything up about a poster they please and prevent any defense by deleting a reply post or banning the poster. It is a no win situation for the defamed.

Someone wrote me a week or two after the 7/7 thread to tell me about it and I then promptly wrote Swerb about it. Never received a reply. I subsequently wrote three of the mods on the Tribe board and none of them "wanted to get involved."

Y'all can believe whatever you want but I'm deeply disappointed and hurt by those of you who I have known and exchanged emails/PMs with over the last five years either believing Swerb or those not believing him but failing to come to my defense.

And you can say what you want, I've got the emails from you saved that prove that you are either a couple sammiches short of a picnic ... or are perfectly sane, but just take all this internet sports talk stuff a hair too seriously.

Either way, I miss the pink teddy bear and encourage you to stay around and talk Tribe, knowing full well you will decline publicly and then lurk.

"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns

Jennifer wrote: Y'all can believe whatever you want but I'm deeply disappointed and hurt by those of you who I have known and exchanged emails/PMs with over the last five years either believing Swerb or those not believing him but failing to come to my defense.