Monday, November 29, 2010

As many of you know, we have a small supply of Wassa's Patented Eye Bleach in the AQ Marketplace. You'd think it would be a best seller, but it's not. Even after giving a 50% price break, I still haven't sold a single one. Unfortunately, my limited supply does have an expiration date and I need to clear out my stock. It's a fabulous product, though, so I'm going to remind everyone all the reasons why you should order yours today--before it's too late and you find yourself with an uncontrollable desire to stab out your eyes with a blunt knife. Each day, for ten days, I'm going to countdown the top ten reasons you need to order yours today!

Reason #10: You'd think a message board about computers, iPods, and other electronics would be a safe place to visit. But you'd be wrong. It was revealed that some of my best work was done in the bathroom. In that spirit, I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and started this series of posts. I need the inspiration. It's also where I keep my eye bleach. I'll likely need it.

Cyber Monday Special! In honor of Cyber Monday, all products are 20% off! This includes patches and the 2011 Letterboxing Calendar! Only while supplies last! And only on Monday. If you were thinking about ordering anything, now's the time to do so!

Yes, Mr. U, that's exactly what I'm implying. Perhaps you were hoping that people would only glance at the picture before having to use eye bleach, which would render them unable to see that it had been photoshopped. ;)

Why, Miss Gal, I am appalled that you would think I would EVER photoshop a picture! Why, just ask ANYONE I work with... that would be totally unthinkable for me to digitally alter a photograph for mere "humorous" purposes. Here is a Company Picture if you want to ask them. I'm the one in the back row, middle.