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45 Comments on “All I Ask Is For All I Ask”

Sounds legit to me. I don’t want to make things explode with my mind, however I would enjoy punching people in the face with my mind, which would leave them dazed & confused. I will admit, I have tried…no luck yet.

I used to have the debate with coworkers and they’d always point to certain bosses as reasons why not to have it. I always said that id look out of pure curiosity and got them to admit it as well. But X-ray vision would serve me well beyond clothes. Which is what I was talking about. You perv.

Would the explosions happen automatically or would there be a period of pause where you can ponder an instinctive thought that you want something to blow up? What if you’re in your car and it breaks down and some part of your subconscious is all “dammit, I just want to blow this car to bits!” then boom!!! That’s no good. There needs to be a red button or something that you mentally affirmatively touch I think.

it’s even possible this isn’t demanding enough haha. i think there needs to be something in there about teleportation – means not having to have taxi money, pay for plane tickets, etc. time difference? wouldn’t mean a thing if you could just say “beam me up scotty” (or some variation of that phrase) and be done with it. 🙂