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Glee is back in session with a new school year tonight, and The Biggest Loser shows off its new trainers after Jillian Michaels’ exit. Catch up with all the TV you may have missed at TV-Links.

1. Live with Regis and Kelly. The guests today include Julianna Margulies, Paula Abdul, and Anna Kournikova. Syndicated, check local listings.

2. Sixteen Candles. Of all the 80s movies out there, this one is pretty close to my favorite, evidenced by the amount of quotes that have slipped into my pop culture references, some of it no longer politically correct. 10:35 AM CT WMax

5. 3 Ninjas. Three young brothers who are all martial artists try to help stop a smuggling scheme. 4:00 PM CT Disney XD

6. NCIS. Season Premiere. Tony needs Gibbs help to get some answers after spending months tracking his target. 7:00 PM CT CBS

7. The Biggest Loser. Season Premiere. Jillian Michaels has left the show again, and is being replaced by Anna Kournikova and Dolvett Quince. 7:00 PM CT NBC

8. Dancing with the Stars. In the first hour, get a chance to meet the new cast, and in the second hour, watch one of them go home already. 7:00 PM CT ABC

9. 90210. Naomi and Annie take part in sorority games, Liam comes to a decision about the bar, and Silver gets Adrianna involved in the search for Navid’s sister. 7:00 PM CT CW

10. Glee. Season Premiere. Mr. Schuester gives the glee club an assignment to get them back on track at the beginning of the new school year, and Sue starts campaigning for congress. 7:00 PM CT CW

11. NCIS: Los Angeles. Season Premiere. Then team heads to Romania to look for Hetty, and Callen discovers information about his past. 8:00 PM CT CBS

12. Ringer. Bridget’s past interferes as she tries to find out more about Siobhan’s life, Andrew and his business partner try to land new clients, and Gemma grows suspicious about Henry possibly cheating. 8:00 PM CT CW

13. New Girl. Series Premiere. After breaking up suddenly with her boyfriend, a young woman moves in with three single guys who help her dive back into the dating pool. 8:00 PM CT Fox

15. What Not to Wear. A nanny with a “medieval peasant” style wants help landing a full time job and/or date. 8:00 PM CT TLC

16. Downsized. Todd’s son Cody pays a visit. 8:00 PM CT WE

17. New Girl. Season Premiere. Jimmy finds out he was a musical prodigy at one point until an accident ruined it, and now wants Burt, Virginia, and Maw Maw to help him regain his prior abilities. 8:30 PM CT Fox

18. Unforgettable. Series Premiere. A former detective is reunited with her colleague/ex because of a murder, and needs to use a rare ability to solve the case. 9:00 PM CT CBS

19. Parenthood. Kristina has concurs about Max reentering a mainstream public school, Sarah and Mark label their their relationship while Haddie and Alex grow apart, Julia acts irrationally, and Adam makes plans for the future. 9:00 PM CT NBC

21. Sons of Anarchy. When some of the business goes missing, SAMCRO runs into an unlikely foe. 9:00 PM CT FX

22. Born to Dance: Laurieann Gibson. Season finale. A winner is chosen after the final three perform with Lady Gaga. 9:00 PM CT BET

23. The Rachel Zoe Project. Rachel persuades Joey to make a move to L.A., and Jeremiah is the one behind furnishing RAchel and Rodger’s new place. 9:00 PM CT Bravo

24. Big Hair Alaska. In the first hour hour, four brides and their respective bridal parties arrive at the salon on the same day. In the second half hour, Jessica looks for help with an additional stylist. 9:00 PM CT TLC

25. Top Shot. The teams learn trick shots from a world-famous pistol champion, and compete with the classic cowboy skill of shooting from the hip. 9:00 PM CT History

26. Teen Mom. Amber and Gary work on getting the no-contact order lifted, Maci wants Ryan out of her life, Farrah makes a choice unexpectedly, and Butch moves in with Catelynn and Tyler. 9:00 PM CT MTV