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As a tip, recently James Kennedy got fired from SUR yet once again, Jax, Brittany, and their restricted understanding of business-ownership attempted to begin a beer cheese business, and Stassi and Ariana prepared their first-ever joint birthday celebration where certainly absolutely nothing will fail and absolutely no lives will be torn apart. Let’ s start! Read more about ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Recap: The Annual Birthday Meltdown Betches[…]

Dear Orange Friends, Ranked at 53The likes of Joe Biden, Aaron Sorkin, Jessie Mueller, Taye Diggs, and Col. Eileen Collins (she’s the first female space shuttle commander f*cking duh) walked on the very same promenade as you. JK is like three years old. But they probs sat in the same drafty buildings as you, because Read more about Betches Love This College: Syracuse University Betches[…]

Let’s start with a screenshotted January 2nd tweet submitted by Brittany: The disgust continues. @itsjameskennedy I hope YOU will discover peace some day. pic.twitter.com/OywfbyoRgC — Brittany Cartwright(@BNCartwright) January 2, 2019 In case you’re too lazy to click her tweet and check out the priced estimate text, here’s what he states.”And Jax?! He is simply an Read more about James Kennedy’s Latest Twitter Meltdown Proves 2019 Is Doomed Betches[…]

So I think Bravo actually is adhering to this Sunday 9pm Vanderpump Rules time slot, huh? That’ s gon na make it tough for me due to the fact that Sunday at 9pm is generally when I lose consciousness due to my raving hangover. Fine. I think all of us need to make sacrifices for Read more about Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Episode 4 Recap Betches[…]

How did YOU spend your Christmas Eve? I spent mine pretending to understand my uncles’ fancy finance jobs (I’m sorry, but how are BlackSTONE and BlackROCK NOT the same thing?) or acting like my cousins’ PR jobs and Etsy shops selling festival accessories for Burning Man are legitimately rewarding and respectable career paths (LOL they Read more about The Lowdown On The Kardashian Christmas Party Betches[…]

The Princess Switch, The Holiday, But in any case, settle in, because I’m currently getting ghosted by a guy I already hooked up with, so I am FIRED UP and I am NOT HERE for your fake true love bullsh*t. I’ve been told I’m funnier when I’m angry, so you guys should be in for Read more about An Honest Recap Of ‘The Holiday’ Betches[…]