Serial Slaughtering' Stranglers,
Jugular Jugglin' Jugglars,
Folded, fat floppy tittyed freaks...
IC fuckin' P's in the Haugh!(Hoo Hoo!)
Abracadabra, boom shaka day,
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae.
And I come with a hat full of tricks,
Trunk full of faygo, car full of fat chicks.
Ha Ha-Ha Ha Ha Ha-Ha-Ha, fuck you.
Wicked Clowns, we'd like to say what's up, to the Cobras, X-men, and Counts,
And everybody with clown love, even sets I never heard of.
Roll into town, and out with the big top,
Four cards down, and two more still to drop.
And when it does, I'd pack up and hit the road,
Cuz I don't wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an ax, and I'll toss you a dead chicken,
Add a buck, to get a two liter wit' 'em.
And when the genie says on with the show, it's
Hokus Pokus Joker's, Great Milenko.
(Once again, It's the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh...)
Hokus Pokus Joker's ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride (Southwest slivering snakes of darkness.)
Hokus Pokus Joker's ride,
Come take a spin on a carny-ride
Shazaam, Bam!
Shaka-laka look, its Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis,
Call me a psycho-skitzo-freak, and I'll call you by your name! (Dick anus)
Cuz I could give two shits and a fuck, I bounce down vernor in a popcorn-clown truck.
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard, I grab ya gizzard!
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin,
Everybody's waitin' for the show to begin.
Up to the top, by the neck, and let ya go, (Wow!)
Try to land in a glass of Faygo! (UH!)
You suck!
Ya missed the fuckin' glass, Broke ya neck, and busted ya fuckin' ass,
But the genie says on with the show,
Hokus Pokus Jokers,
Great Milenko!
(What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore!)
Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, Come take a spin on a carny-ride
(Enter Milenko's funhouse! Walk right through the wretched hall!)
Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, Come take a spin on a carny-ride
F-F-Fuck off! F-F-Fuck off!
Clown dog... Freak dog... Joker dog... Milenko dog...
(Visions of Joker cards flashing in your mother's face!)
Hokus Pokus Joker's ride, Come take a spin on a carny-ride
Rude boy and Chunky, down wit' the clown,
First time we ever went to Mexican town.
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot,
And beat us down in the fucking parking lot! (Fuck you!)
Tall Jess, Jump Steady, and Nate the Mack,
Tagged ICP by the train tracks!
And it was on, the dawn of a new day,
Magical carpets creepin' down the freeway. (Hoo Hoo)
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp,
And walked out with a magical limp, yeah,
I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes,
That night, I fucked three fat bitches!
Stank, get the fuck wit' it, forget it,
I'll rip ya face off, and wipe my ass wit' it!
When the genie says on with the show,
It's Hokus Pokus Jokers, Great Milenko!
(Primal order, magic train, come join us in song!)
Hokus Pokus Jokers Ride
Come take a spin on the carney ride
(City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on!)
Hokus Pokus Jokers Ride
Come take a spin on the carney ride
(Giant ladies, bearded ladies, radiant ladies! Ladies?)
Hokus Pokus Jokers Ride
Come take a spin on the carney ride
(Clouds of darkness, and underneath them come the clowns!)
Hokus Pokus Jokers Ride
Come take a spin on the carney ride
FUCK THAT