Independent filmmaker Tim Carr plans to bring the story of one of the NFL's biggest busts to the silver screen in Leaf: an Almost True Story. Find out what it takes to turn one of the most reviled sports figures in recent history into the sympathetic lead character in an unconventional cautionary tale. (And no, this isn't one of Tanier's gags. It's a real movie.)

Match the "we're still in the playoff hunt" cliche to the player who said it! Plus, are you tired of hearing about the alleged Colts run defense? Not as tired as Maurice Jones-Drew and Fred Taylor, who wanted to lay down and rest but couldn't find anyone willing to tackle them. Plus: Tony Romo is not the savior, so let's pack up the hype machine and head to Vince Young's house.

It's Week 14. Do you know where your offensive line is? Mike Tanier tracks the changes each NFL team has made this season on the offensive line and discovers which teams have enjoyed the most stability up front.

"The Giants sure did throw a great Blame Party last week. They had kegs of blame, bottles of blame, blame mojitos. They played Pass the Buck and Pin the Tail on the Scapegoat." That and other Mike Tanier classics, available now in the Week 14 rundown.

A lot has happened since Mike Tanier wrote about the Fantasy Football Hall of Fame last year: the effort was nearly scuttled by financial problems and in-fighting, but an unlikely merger has breathed new life into the project. Find out what's new at the Hall, learn more about the new special teams wing, and vote for this year's finalists!

Tony Romo's success allows us to make some Jessica Simpson jokes. Lots and lots of Jessica Simpson jokes. And yet, they won't let Jessica Simpson do one of those ridiculous "Simpsons character makes NFL picks" columns. Plus: Mike Shanahan steals the wrong Belichick playbook, Vince Young messes up his travel plans, and Dr. House takes on the Philadelphia Eagles.