PHOTOS: Lady Gaga’s Lower East Side Apartment Is For Rent!

Remember that time Lady Gaga took Anderson Cooper back to her Lower East Side apartment and the current tenant wouldn’t let her in, and all of America was just devastated, devastated that we couldn’t see the New York cubicle that made Stefani Germanotta into the Mother Monster she is today? Well, now it’s for rent.

For $1,850 a month (which, though nothing to sneeze at, is not a bad price for a 1 bedroom in a pretty hip neighborhood of NYC), you can live there! Here’s what the broker has to say about it:

Phenominal[sic] 1br in the LES!! Former abode of the infamous Lady Gaga–legitimately! Sporting french doors, a marble bath, and a spacious floor-plan, you’re a hop-skip-n-jump from the trains and steps from the hottest nightlife in NYC.

The downside? It doesn’t appear to have any closets. Which, thank goodness she got out of there before the full Lady Gaga transformation took place. Otherwise, where on earth would she have stored her Hussein Chalayan egg?