How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three! One to replace it, two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

This is clever. I very much enjoyed the laugh I got out of this joke.

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 04:36 AM

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?p=17121756#post17121756

Vote for Na and KFC :kiss:

done :inlove:

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 04:40 AM

Today I realized that the writers on Glee didn't think the name of the club through very well. When said out loud, "New Directions" sounds a lot like "Nude Erections." MLIA

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 04:42 AM

DEATH! oh my! :hysteric:

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 04:46 AM

Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'd like to watch this movie right now.
I think I will, because I can't find a stream for Chaky vs Pannetta.

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 04:49 AM

Yes, but they are drying the courts.
I'm surprised people aren't using ShamWOW's

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 04:53 AM

Val :sad: ohnoes .
Oh, it seems I won't have to watch TCM because those dryers sound like chainsaws.
I'm very satisfied as of now.

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 04:59 AM

I don't know. I just dislike her :speakles:

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 05:05 AM

It started raining again :rolleyes:

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 05:06 AM

ikr, get it together melbourne !

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 05:08 AM

night .

Frode

Jan 18th, 2010, 05:24 AM

Thanks Frode :hearts:

You're welcome:hearts:

frode :eek:

Yes:eek:

Thanks for answering my pm Frode :hatoff:

anytime:hatoff:

Thanks Frode. We love you :wavey:
Well......, thanks, I'm fond of You all too:unsure:

You guys got a 155 posts allready!:eek:
It must really busy in her when Super Na actually plays!:lol:

Good luck for her tomorrow:bounce:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 05:32 AM

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?p=17121756#post17121756

Vote for Na and KFC :kiss:

and ayumi and kimi :)

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 06:13 AM

:bigwave:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 06:28 AM

hey! wickmayer won :(

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 06:31 AM

i know :sad: oh well.

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 06:40 AM

but makiri!! and jie =) but poor shuai

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 06:44 AM

chaky :tears:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 06:53 AM

i don't like her

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 06:53 AM

i don't like her

:speakles: thats too bad :sobbing:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 07:01 AM

but i like makiri :)

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 07:03 AM

i don't :shrug:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 07:06 AM

vania king is about to win the first set!!!!!!!

Baby-Na

Jan 18th, 2010, 07:28 AM

y the wicked cheater won again? :o

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 07:37 AM

u mean maria jose martinez?

Baby-Na

Jan 18th, 2010, 07:39 AM

u mean maria jose martinez?

no, that giant belgian girl. :o

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 07:47 AM

oh yea eww i hate her

Baby-Na

Jan 18th, 2010, 09:38 AM

im going home in 6 mins :bigwave:

M.P

Jan 18th, 2010, 01:24 PM

Na not playing tomorrow

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 02:59 PM

did y'all hear what happened to tammy ? :scared:

Ellery

Jan 18th, 2010, 03:01 PM

I just did. :rolleyes: Disgusting.

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 03:03 PM

ikr :rolleyes:

im off for school now :inlove: :rolleyes:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 03:04 PM

hey guys!

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 03:06 PM

i'm so excited for hans match today and ayumi!

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 06:55 PM

yeah but i got confidence in ayumi :) hopefully han will pull a miracle :angel:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 07:16 PM

i think she'll win 7-5,5-7,6-3

Baby-Na

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:19 PM

I am not even sure Xinyun can win more than 4 games :scared:

i think hans going to win in 2 tough sets. :cheer:

Baby-Na

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:21 PM

OMG Mariajose doublebagelled Evgeniya :tape:

Jie :scared: Uh oh.

shes not even a top 50 player (just merely in top 100 :tape: ). :o

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:22 PM

whose not?

Baby-Na

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:27 PM

whose not?

i highlighted the name already. :o

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:29 PM

oh haha i wasn't sure if that was the name

Baby-Na

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:31 PM

han's match starts in around 30 mins :cheer:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:31 PM

her and yi-miao i think are the future of china

Michael.

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:56 PM

hey everyone :bigwave: :sad:

Morisicki

Jan 18th, 2010, 11:59 PM

hey!

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:00 AM

Hi Alex & thomas. how are you guys today ?

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:00 AM

_PMgmgDq2Fo

:inlove:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:01 AM

PMgmgDq2Fo

:inlove:

yea that white square is just lovely :rolleyes::lol:

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:03 AM

yea that white square is just lovely :rolleyes::lol:

corrected. :ras:

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:04 AM

dPmbT5XC-q0

:hearts:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:05 AM

It's a youtube video :p

i figured, i saw the code when i quoted it :p

i'll watch it after shenay & ana.:)

Morisicki

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:05 AM

thanks good i gotta go to soccer bye and good luck han!

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:06 AM

__VQX2Xn7tI

:p

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:06 AM

thanks good i gotta go to soccer bye and good luck han!

oh okay ! :bigwave: good bye i hope you have fun !:)

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:07 AM

thanks good i gotta go to soccer bye and good luck han!

dont get ur flower hit by the football pls. :sobbing:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:07 AM

Do you want to bet vCash with me Mileygonggong?

sure :rolls:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:08 AM

Okay, what do you wanna bet on? :drool:

ivanovic & perry, but its up to you ;)

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:09 AM

So basically, if they both lose, gimme 4000. If they both win, I give you 4000. If one of them wins, I give you 2000. How does that sound?

okay, what if one of them wins and one of them loses ?
does that mean i lose vcash ?

Ellery

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:10 AM

okay, what if one of them wins and one of them loses ?
does that mean i lose vcash ?

Read my post again :p

If one of them wins and the other loses, you get 2000.

So this bet kind of is in your favor. The only way I make vCash is if they both lose.

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:11 AM

Read my post again :p

If one of them wins and the other loses, you get 2000.

So this bet kind of is in your favor. The only way I make vCash is if they both lose.

okay sounds good to me :D

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:12 AM

let me just get a stream and this bet is a go :inlove:
got one :hearts:

Ellery

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:13 AM

Come on Rossana :hearts:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:14 AM

yes, go rossana :inlove:

omg we dissected a rat today :sad:
http://twitpic.com/ypqwe

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:15 AM

no kei ? :speakles:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:17 AM

poor rat :tears:

Not that I particularly like rats, mind you.
yes, that was the last dissection we get to do this year :sad: i was very sad !
Kei has been out with an injury for ages :o

ohnoes . i dont really like him that much but gotta support your fellow asian right ? :hearts:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:20 AM

am i allowed to jump on the han bandwagon after the AO :sad: she's just so lovel-e :inlove:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:21 AM

sorry :sad:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:23 AM

0-40 :o

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:27 AM

ohnoes :tears:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:31 AM

ana :inlove: doesnt she look amazing ?

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 12:36 AM

han :tears:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 01:27 AM

han :inlove:

Ellery

Jan 19th, 2010, 01:28 AM

She still has to win 3rd though :tears:

Although winning a set is already pretty encouraging.

Is it true though she only hit 10 winners? :o

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 01:29 AM

pretty much, but she's still amaze :drool:

i hope i didnt jinx her by adding her to my banner :tears:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 01:32 AM

yes, great speed! and yeah the allez's threw me off , i was like wait wtf ? :sobbing: :rolls:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 01:41 AM

ikr, maybe her coach is french or something ??

omg broken :o

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:00 AM

ohnoes, jie please win or else i lost 4000 vcash :scared:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:02 AM

Go tammy :bigclap:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:06 AM

i thought santoro retired ? :speakles:

Ellery

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:08 AM

Tammy won. :drool:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:09 AM

i know i saw :speakles:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:15 AM

Serena very soon :speakles:

Ellery

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:17 AM

S.Williams d. U.Radwanska 60 60 :speakles:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:19 AM

Shuai Zhang d. Serena Williams 60 60 :drool:

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:19 AM

fucking hell, i really fall in love with han's games. :hearts:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:20 AM

fucking hell, i really fall in love with han's games. :hearts:

yes, me too :inlove: I love it :drool:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:22 AM

MichaelCourt d. Brittany 2000vCash to 0000vCash :eek:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:24 AM

:crying2: who advances then ? :hysteric:

Ellery

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:26 AM

Marion Bartoli gets bye in the next round :eek:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:28 AM

But Marion Bartoli retires before her next match :eek:

now who plays ? :speakles:

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:32 AM

how can i still love my mushroom na after watching han vs sammy match? :sobbing:

i just cant believe CTA'd produce a player with full of game varieties and mental strength... god, how wish nas han's bh slice/dropshot... :sobbing:

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:34 AM

Nagonggong in drag :eek:

finally saw han's games on t.v... just too impressive... anyway bye bye to zhang shuai (brainfart and made of glass) :bigwave: .

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:37 AM

how can i still love my mushroom na after watching han vs sammy match? :sobbing:

i just cant believe CTA'd produce a player with full of game varieties and mental strength... god, how wish nas han's bh slice/dropshot... :sobbing:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2s81sty.gif yes me too !
Nagonggong in drag :eek:
But Nagonggong's hand is slippery from glue, and accidentally throws his raquet and smackes opponent in the face :speakles:
Zhang Shuai gets a bye in the next round http://i49.tinypic.com/2s81sty.gif
Now what ? :eek:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:38 AM

finally saw han's games on t.v... just too impressive... anyway bye bye to zhang shuai (brainfart and made of glass) :bigwave: .

:rolleyes:

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:38 AM

http://i49.tinypic.com/2s81sty.gif yes me too !

But Nagonggong's hand is slippery from glue, and accidentally throws his raquet and smackes opponent in the face :speakles:
Zhang Shuai gets a bye in the next round http://i49.tinypic.com/2s81sty.gif
Now what ? :eek:

what kind? :rolleyes:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:39 AM

what kind? :rolleyes:

http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ld/projects/trc/2006/manual/illos/glue.jpg

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:39 AM

:rolleyes:

what? :o dont u agree with me hans much much more talented than zhang shuai? :o and how strong her mental strengths for a 19 y.o to play against a top 15 player in front of sammy's homecrowd? :o

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:40 AM

http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ld/projects/trc/2006/manual/illos/glue.jpg

from ur body? :secret:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:44 AM

what? :o dont u agree with me hans much much more talented than zhang shuai? :o and how strong her mental strengths for a 19 y.o to play against a top 15 player in front of sammy's homecrowd? :o
ok yes, i agree that han is a more talented.
but im still choosing zhang over her :shrug:
from ur body? :secret:
nope :speakles:
Shuai Zhang makes a gesture with a flower and her opponent Serena Williams misinterprets Shuai's gesture as obscene :eek:

Serena threatens to shove a tennis ball down Shuai's throat with an obscene gesture of her own she gets defaulted :eek:

People said she has a good game with solid variety and good groundstrokes. :) She needs to work on her serve though :o How Asian.

Morisicki

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:47 AM

haha yeah was she controlling any part of the match or was it just stosur playing bad?

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:49 AM

People said she has a good game with solid variety and good groundstrokes. :) She needs to work on her serve though :o How Asian.

her serves not powerful, but those sliced serves outsmarted sammy. :inlove:

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:51 AM

haha yeah was she controlling any part of the match or was it just stosur playing bad?

sammy played well too, well her main weapons her serve, no big serve landed in or sometimes good return from han = :bigwave: .

some shots were amazing. :inlove:

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:52 AM

omg amaze :hearts:
ikr, im so proud of her :tears:
now what happens in doubles ? :eek:
her serves not powerful, but those sliced serves outsmarted sammy. :inlove:

yes they sure did :inlove:
but for the first set Han had alot of trouble returning sam's serve but after that she was returning
really well :yeah:

hey alex :bigwave: how was soccer ?

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 02:58 AM

ikr, im so proud of her :tears:
now what happens in doubles ? :eek:

yes they sure did :inlove:
but for the first set Han had alot of trouble returning sam's serve but after that she was returning
really well :yeah:

hey alex :bigwave: how was soccer ?

shes like very very nervous in the first set, then very calm in the second and third sets. :p i think she'll benefit a lot from this AO match. much talented than that the screaming girl, who def little jie in last year FO. :p

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 03:00 AM

I want to make a doubles draw :tape:
okay make one :speakles:
shes like very very nervous in the first set, then very calm in the second and third sets. :p i think she'll benefit a lot from this AO match. much talented than that the screaming girl, who def little jie in last year FO. :p

yeah thats why she broke sam the very first game :p
and don't diss Michelle :o . Michelle is amazing.

Michael.

Jan 19th, 2010, 03:01 AM

omg you really do love her, don't you? :lol:

a little too much :unsure: he probably made alot of glue during her match :eek: :scared:

Baby-Na

Jan 19th, 2010, 03:03 AM

omg you really do love her, don't you? :lol:

well, i'd never seen a chinese player with so many game varieties (solid). for god's sakes, one strong handed-bh/bh slice and dropshot im talking about. :spit: