Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee
Little Caleb Paper loved that rascal mage
And went and saw the movie and liked then his Facebook page.

Oh! Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee
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A wizard lives forever but not so little boys
And so Caleb's mom told him of Jehovah's anti-whiz ploys
One afternoon it happened, Caleb threw that toy away
And thanks to that bold action, Jehovah's proud of him today!

Oh! Sparlock the warrior wizard lived in Tennessee
and cast his magic wizard spells he learned from Hannah Lee

_________________butts

Last edited by Heretical Rants on Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:57 pm; edited 2 times in total

Oh you silly Americans and your religious ideals which bear such closer resemblance to cult worship and brainwashing tactics.
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got business to attend to.

-dons a yellow robe, shaves his head, and goes to pray in the weekly Taoist monks gathering-_________________Hey there pretty little lady,
Why are you out so late,
I wouldn't want to be you lady,
Because the wolves gonna want a taste.

srsly, it's just a toy made by Satan.
What's so bad about that?_________________Hey there pretty little lady,
Why are you out so late,
I wouldn't want to be you lady,
Because the wolves gonna want a taste.