prefer actual conversations with women, where you get to know about their likes and dislikes. As opposed to getting my rocks off on seeing them eating fruit whilst imagining that they are performing some sort of sex act.

I think that it is an excellant point to start a conversation. She will be all apologetic, and flustered, she may have to use her hand in some gesture of faux decorum, you can just ask a question and enjoy her struggles to answer.

I would, in all honesty. Don't you think people will however have a predisposed idea of you when a lot of your threads tend to be about the laydeez and your profile pic is an arty shot of your bare arse?

I like you, from what I have read of you. I think yuo think there are a lot of conspiracy theories out there, and I'm not sure I agree with many/any of those. I also have half-formed the opinion that you like nothing more than to try and schmooze the wimmin. If I'm wrong, I apologise, and I certainly don't think any more or less or anything of you for it. It is just an opinion, which in the context of these boards counts for absolutely nothing

this thread was inspired by the men smoking/women smoking/women drinking pints threads and little more other than perhaps the onset of summer and the abundant fruits thereof

I don't think I've schmoozed any wimmin here (certainly not in this thread) and also if I were to post my treatises on Francis Bacon's missing works or P.D.Ouspensky's possible cosmological theory of universal evolution they would largely go ignored

though, as you say, in the context of these boards this counts for absolutely nothing