Porn (knock it off)

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LE

No we all love it, no one is denying that, but we don't need every post on here to be a link to a porn sight or a picture of a tart flashing her norks or gash.

Countless times we've had to cull or bin threads and its tedious and tiresome, please knock it on the head.

We are all capable of finding our own sites to tug over whatever makes our beans spill so there is no need to have it here.

No being prudish. Many people log in from work or from home where families dwell.

the hardcore porn posters amongst you, you know who you are, if you desperately feel the need to post grot pictures why not ask the COs for a hidden forum so you can post away in your own sad little world of internet ladies.

LE

How I laughed last night at hordes of men getting aroused by a goth thread. Fcuking perverts.
This was made all the more pertinent as my wife was positioned over my head, labia pulled wide and directing a hot stream of her natural champagne direct into my mouth. Tonight I will be mostly indulging in scat.

LE

Good point - the twot who posted the pic of the gaping ripped arsehole needs to be shot at dawn. It doesn't help when your trying to spread the word about Arrse.com to a few friends and you scroll into that shite.

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LE

Good point - the twot who posted the pic of the gaping ripped * needs to be shot at dawn. It doesn't help when your trying to spread the word about Arrse.com to a few friends and you scroll into that shite.

Maybe if you and your friends are offended by a gaping tradesman, in all it's wonderful, manly and musky glory then you're on the wrong site. In all my years in the army I've seen 1000's of arses, some large some small, some surrounded by hair and some baby smooth. One even had a chunk missing where an AK round had gone through it. At no time was I ever offended.

LE

Good point - the twot who posted the pic of the gaping ripped * needs to be shot at dawn. It doesn't help when your trying to spread the word about Arrse.com to a few friends and you scroll into that shite.

ADC

Good point - the twot who posted the pic of the gaping ripped * needs to be shot at dawn. It doesn't help when your trying to spread the word about Arrse.com to a few friends and you scroll into that shite.

LE

Just another opinion to throw into the mix. How can you go into a thread that is titled Goth Birds or Babes Hot or Not (or whatever it was) and not expect to see tits and arrses and maybe the odd kebab shot. Its the NAAFI.

Its a similar argument to having porn channels on Sky, if you are offended don't go there. There are much more offensive things in the NAAFI that might reflect poorly on the site or upset people much much more, the recent stuff on Jade Goody springs to mind.

The discussion on animated sigs took a similar turn, the difference there is that you can turn off the sigs using the worksafe theme (much like not going into the NAAFI) but they will still appear in a Charity, Current Affairs or whatever thread.

Here are a couple of examples

Then in a recent current affairs thread you can find this

and this

And finally, the irony of this one made me chuckle, someone complaining about about adult content and having a sig like this

I understand moderating a forum like this is difficult and its not as precise science, of course anomolies will get thrown up and everyone should remember moderating is a voluntary effort but I for one think a couple of threads in the NAAFI for a bit of grown up stuff is no more of a problem than the various animated sigs, celebrating happy St Skyscrapers Day or taking bets on when Jade Goody is going to croak.

LE

So, Meridian, how did you manage to do that with your hands AND type?!?

Adam Smith - 1776 said:

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.

War Hero

It's a shame but I recently got to the stage where I just use the "worksafe" theme all the time now, It's easy enough to avoid porn threads but much more difficult to ignore some of the signature blocks that people have, I couldn't give a toss about work, far more concerned about my daughter/mother in law walking past.

LE

I donât care one way or the other as Iâm not easily offended and as it says on the can donât enter if easily offended, I fully appreciate the difficulty faced by the MODs and to a man (or woman) I think they do a great job. Just a suggestion could we not have an icon on the top 50 list ie over 18 only, nudity etc which would then allow choice whilst still allowing the sometimes very funny banter to continue.

Seriously, I quite enjoyed the chick thread, and as long as it was kept tasteful and artistic (ahem) I don't see an issue. Gash shots are not on though, and the title said as such. Any cnut that posted such shots, should get a weeks ban for being a mong.

"Is it a crime to hit a student across the back of the head with a snooker ball in a sock?"

LE

TBH, even though I don't have porn in my sig-block, I often find myself going somewhere quiet to throw one off after reading an ARRSE thread or two - if I was doing that after a thread on guns, I'd be worried.

Adam Smith - 1776 said:

It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we expect our dinner, but from their regard to their own interest. We address ourselves, not to their humanity but to their self-love, and never talk to them of our own necessities but of their advantages.

LE

I am not having a go mate, just using your sig to illustrate an alternative point

Hey, I have had dodgy signatures as well so I am also guilty

How about 7 simple rules;

1. If you have a dodgy signature when you post outside the NAAFI make sure its not included, simple
2. Try and keep the kebab shots to a minimum and only in and obviously tits/arrse/gash titled thread, simple
3. No posting of milking/fisting etc images in any of the gown up threads, simple
4. If you create a thread with said kebab shots just put NSFW in the title, simple
5. If you worry about ARRSE at work, dont use a work computer, simple
6. Keep your sig block to no higher than 100 pixels
7. If you pay for your internet access by amount downloaded use worksafe

LE

Seriously, I quite enjoyed the chick thread, and as long as it was kept tasteful and artistic (ahem) I don't see an issue. Gash shots are not on though, and the title said as such. Any cnut that posted such shots, should get a weeks ban for being a mong.