Trump Orders Nuclear Strike On International Space Station To End ISIS Terror Network

Honest mistake, right?

Mar A Lago, FL – Despite the protests of his closest military advisers, and VP Mike Pence, Donald Trump has ordered a nuclear strike on the International Space Station (ISS) to conclude the last step of his master plan to defeat ISIS.

We will keep you updated as this story unfolds. And now back to our regularly scheduled programming regarding Hillary’s emails.