With the Vikings Showing ZERO Improvement this Late in the Season, I'm Looking for ANY Encouraging News from People/Computers/Anywhere

Regardless of your opinion on the fact, analytics are becoming an increasingly large part of the NFL. From the analysts that cover the teams to internal statisticians, numbers are bringing objective and hard facts to the previously undefinable and while they are getting closer to being able to predict even the most human elements of the game, the reason games are played is that the NFL, perhaps more than any other sport, is that any team can beat any other team on any given Sunday (or Monday, or Thursday… Or Saturday). For us Vikings fans that typically means that any team can beat the Vikings on any given Sunday, something that’ll hopefully not happen tomorrow as the Vikings are in desperate need of a win against the 7-5 Dolphins if they’re to salvage their season. Instead of repeating the “Must-win” reality of the game, as I’ve done the previous couple weeks, instead I wanted to delve into the numbers behind the rest of the season to, basically, get my mind off of just how important tomorrow’s game really is and to hopefully find something positive to latch onto like Voldemort latching onto the back of that dude’s head.

In doing so I came across an article from CBS Sports’ Kevin Skiver, who from what I can gather has some sort of supercomputer a la Hal from 2001: A Space Oddessey that is helping him crunch the numbers on everything NFL while also keeping him hostage. Whether he’s speaking literally or hyperbolically, for example, he points out that the “miracle” last second play that allowed the Dolphins to best the Patriots would really only work one-time out of 100,000 attempts. Those are Vikings-esque odds so I’m glad that the Dolphins got that miracle out of their system, though, even if I disagree with the usage of the term “miracle” as miracles by definition are things that can’t be explained and it’s clear to everyone with eyeballs and the ability to watch a replay what happened in that play. Now, if one of the Dolphins’ players levitated off the ground and flew into the end-zone, that’d be a miracle. That play? Just sloppy football.

Unfortunately for the Vikings that play elevated the Dolphins to a 7-5 record instead of a 6-6 record. The Vikings have yet to beat a winning team all season, something that seems to be a pattern for their new quarterback in Kirk Cousins, who is 4-24 against teams with winning records in his career. Despite that, though, the numbers do appear to be on the Vikings’ side when it comes to their chances of making the playoffs. Let’s take a look at Skiver’s data and then break it down.

According to his algorithm, the Vikings have a 65.1% chance to make the playoffs this season, followed by a 3.9% chance to win the division, a 2.53% chance to win the conference and a .91% chance to win the Super Bowl. That seems odd to me, as a ton of different things, namely every team that has a better record than they do needing to lose their remaining three games, would have to happen for the Vikings to win the conference. Considering the fact that the Vikings have lost to some of those teams, and that some of those teams have over 10 wins already (with the Vikings only being able to get to 9 wins), I’m pretty sure it’s impossible for the Vikings to win the conference right now. That’s red flag number one. This article is from this week, so, that’s an odd oversight. That or maybe I just don’t understand what Conf. % means (it’s been brought to my attention that it’s the odds of winning the conference championship, which makes sense, but for the sake of not editing out my jokes, let’s just pretend I was right the first time).

Red flag number two is that the Vikings have a 0.91% chance to win the Super Bowl. Now. I know for a fact that the Vikings will never win a Super Bowl, but putting that aside, you’d think that the Vikings would have a better shot to win the Super Bowl as one of 12-teams in the dance (if the season ended today) than of winning the conference (considering, as we’ve established, that’s impossible). They’d only need to beat four teams as opposed to needing five teams to lose three times and then go back in time to lose to the Vikings for tie-breaker purposes. But, the numbers aren’t really the story, as much as this is an excuse for me to vent about the Vikings and where things are currently while looking for something, anything, to smile about (in regards to this team, I’m not THAT depressed… Yet).

To do so I hopped over to another site to see if human odds-makers were as down on the Vikings as computers apparently were. I found that while their Super Bowl odds have fallen all the way to +5000 (which is a far cry from where they were earlier this season, obviously), the Vikings are still odds-on favorites to make the playoffs, sitting at -140. The articles I read basically came to the conclusion that thanks to their “soft” schedule, the Vikings don’t really need interim OC Kevin Stefanski to completely revamp the offense. But they do need him to muster more than one touchdown per game, which is all the team managed in Weeks 13 and 14. While I’m skeptical (as a Vikings fan who never sees good things happen), I’d say that if you have the faith (and the disposable income) in the Vikings, longterm, you may want to wager on them now as their odds are at the worst they’ve been for over a year. One thing we do know is that odds keep changing as the Super Bowl approaches and, if Minnesota’s offense fails to appear, again, against Miami in Week 15, their playoff odds will get even worse, both in terms of betting and in terms of computer algorithms.

So, it appears that whether you’re dealing with artificial or feigned intelligence you get the same story, that the Vikings do hold their post-season fate in their hands and while that’s pretty obvious, what isn’t is exactly why they’ve yet to appear to play with that idea in mind, at least on both sides of the ball at the same time. That having been said, tomorrow’s game against the Dolphins is essentially a playoff game. Sure, I said that last week and thus can be accused of moving the goal-post but the more the Vikings lose the less their chances are that they’ll make the post-season and the less chance they’ll turn it around before the end of the season. Should they lose tomorrow, especially after the panic move that was cutting ties with wunderkind-turned-pariah John DeFilippo, the season will truly be over and while it didn’t take a super-computer or a room full of greasy oddsmakers to realize that, at least I distracted myself for about an hour.

Joe Johnson started purplePTSD.com back in May of 2015 and has talked Vikings online since the advent of the internet, namely on Reddit's /r/MinnesotaVikings section under the username p_U_c_K. He purchased VikingsTerritory.com before the 2017-18 season, used to write for VikingsJournal.com and is the host of the purpleJOURNAL Podcast, as well.

2 Comments

I hate to break it to you Joe Johnson, but whatever happens tomorrow, WE ARE NOT OUT OF IT. And by the way, the stat about Conference percentage is referring to whether or not we can win the NFC championship, not the one seed. Anyway, I don’t appreciate all the negative vibes in your article. Maybe you’re being sarcastic, maybe you’re disappointed in our performance so far this year (we all are), but you NEVER give up, or throw in the towel, especially when you still have a shot. We are healthy, we have shown at times that we can be very good on both sides of the ball, we have talent everywhere, and we made a move at OC that should pay dividends. I figure we have a really good shot to make a run still. We’ve played everyone that will be in the NFC playoffs, except the cowboys, and I thought we showed that we COULD beat any of those teams with better effort/game plan/luck/whatever. I’m just sayin’: IT AINT OVER TIL ITS OVER.

Sure, they’re not mathematically out of it until you’re out of it. But if they fall to another (very, very beatable) team with a winning record then they won’t make it. They’ve got very little time to turn it around and if they don’t do that after getting rid of DeFilippo (assuming they fired him because it was his fault the offense was struggling) then things could get embarrassing. I clearly love this team, I own all this Vikings stuff, and I want them to win… This season has been bad and people process that disappointment differently. I mean, I’m even going to shave my head tomorrow if Cousins is has a QB rating under 110, that’s how much I want to believe, but the writing seems to be on the wall and while they’ve shown flashes of brilliance, that feels like years ago.

I am hoping that the offense will explode thanks to Stefanski, I even have a feeling they might. But, if that doesn’t happen, that means really bad things about the state of this team and while the other NFC teams could all continue and the Vikings could get in the playoffs that way, they wouldn’t have earned it and they wouldn’t stand a chance if they can’t beat teams like the Dolphins at home in December.

I was going to say it’s unrealistic to think that a team will get things together with two games left but that argument makes as much sense as the one about three games. Granted, it doesn’t look like I have a lot of faith in the team as this point, but unfortunately (or fortunately for me, I guess) is that if you’re negative about the Vikings 100% of the time, you’ll have been right 100% of the time FOR FIVE DECADES.

Again. We all process grief differently and the last thing I want is to argue with people who read and support us, but I felt compelled to respond because while I was mostly joking or being sardonic for effect, if they lose tomorrow, it’s over man. They can’t beat the Bears and they’d probably stuggle w/ the Lions. But, perhaps Stefanski uncages the beast and the defense plays like it has been, then, the sky would be the limit for this team, a team that has been in every game against the “top-tier” NFC teams this year. But they offense has regressed and I’m worried it’s all between Cousins’ ears at this point and I don’t know how to fix that in two weeks.

Thanks for the support, though, seriously. I didn’t mean to offend you or anything, I’m very open about how the team is intertwined with my emotions and so when I’m disappointed or upset I write that way.