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Judge Roberts jokes

“President Bush said the job of the Supreme Court was extremely important because these are the people we choose to pick the next president of the United States.” — Jay Leno

“You realize he is only 50 years old. He could serve on the court for the next 40 years. So he could still be there when we pull out of Iraq.” — Jay Leno

“After all the media’s speculation about Edith this or Hispanic that, they picked a white guy. And not just any white guy, A really white guy. John Roberts? That’s the fake name that every underage kid busted with booze uses.” — Daily Show correspondent Ed Helms