Two weeks into what’s described as “the strictest lockdown in the Western world”, and for the fourth day running we have a decrease in new cases and recoveries are outpacing infections. Provided the dickheads don’t decide this is the signal to start ignoring the rules, we’re in with a chance of completely stamping the fucker out in the next few weeks, at the price of only a massively damaged as opposed to completely fucked economy.

Though we’ll need to have closed borders forever to keep it that way, so tourism’s a dead duck: the government just announced mandatory 14 day quarantine in government run facilities for anyone entering the country including our own nationals, for the foreseeable future.

Advertisement

There are times when it’s nice to live in a tiny country miles from anywhere.