You know when you’re in high school and you take the job placement
tests? Most people are told they would make a great doctor,
teacher, or lawyer, but mine said that I could run a laundry mat,
become a rocket scientist, or stop cheating off the Asian
kid.

While I am sad to say that I'm not the proud owner of the Spintown
Laundromat, I do find the time now and again to make people laugh,
spend time with my friends and family, or a new art masterpiece.
I'm always up for trying to make something new; hanging out with
new people, just relaxing and having a good time.

I am an artist; sculptor, graphic designer, web designer,
photographer, and painter. I graduated from Youngstown State
University with a degree in graphic design in 2008. Check out my
website at www.fatalhappiness.com

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
And picking up slack