Don't squirt me you douchebag.

Uploaded 07/17/2010

Kid gets revenge on roommate for hazing him by making an expert, if quite lucky throw with a pair of scissors. Maybe that'll teach the dork not to pick on the chubby kid. You can tell all his other roomies were picking on this kid because he was locked and loaded and ready for instant retaliation. Too bad it didn't take out the douchebag's eye.