Brian wears a hairpiece, so his continuing boner is a riddle wrapped in an enigma shrouded in a mystery. I have emailed him in order to clear this up once and for all.

I have seen this hairpiece comment before, even a supposed picture, but in a couple of recent pictures of him out in the daylight I can see that his hairline has receded on top. Why would he have a receding hairline hairpiece? Proof?