(Telephone ringing)
"Hello? Oh, yeah, uh, shy male, 25, seeks blonde girl 18 to 25.
For long nights in by the fire, reading and maybe more.
Must have a good sense of humour"

Must have a good sense of humour that makes me laugh
A PO Box number and a photograph
Looks are not important, I want a photograph

"Hi, yeah, I saw your ad in the paper and I was wondering if you would like to meet up for a drink.
I'm young, free and single, that's if you count two kids and a broken marriage.
And, uh, do you like dogs?"

Must have a good sense of humour that makes me laugh
A PO Box number and a photograph
A good sense of humour that makes me laugh
A PO Box number and a photograph

"Oh yeah, Hi. Well, er, thanks for replying to my ad and would you like to meet on Saturday?"

I want a photograph
Must have a good sense of humour that makes me laugh
A PO Box number and a photograph
Looks are not important
A fucking photograph!