Bob's Burgers has always taught us a lot about life, family, and music. Now the animated juggernaut is jumping off screen to teach us more about an equally important key to Belcher happiness: burgers.

The Bob's Burgers Burger Book: Real Recipes for Joke Burgers pulls 75 cartoon recipes for Burgers of the Day from the show's script and lays them out as detailed, illustrated, actually edible DIYs. Each burger in the cookbook was taken directly from a Bob's Burgers episode over the last 5 years (the season, episode number, and title are all listed under the burger header). Some inclusions: "Bleu is the Warmest Cheese Burger;" the "Bruschetta-Bout-It Burger;" the "Sweaty Palms Burger;" and the "I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings Burger."

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