Life and Times of Kalyan

Whatta Dialogue

Yesterday, while surfing channels, I came across a funny scene where Amisha Patel was looking at Aftab Shivdasani with a rather stern looking face. She looked so funny I had to stay and watch the scene. So, here goes the dialogues.

Background: AP and AS are married couple. Apparently, AP was away for sometime and when she returned, she found her dear hubby to be some ‘Badla Badla’. So, she sits in an arm-chair and interrogates her hubby.

Acting prowess of Amisha Patel (with the ‘stern’ look on her face, which may be alternatively interpreted as queer) and Aftab Shivdasani (The guy shows the power of silence. Without even speaking a full sentence in the scene, the actor manages to extract ‘disgusting’ look from her loving wife)

Levels to which hindi cinema dialogue-writing has stooped.

Wives like AP really amaze me. I mean she allows me to fuck around, as long as I do not ‘love’ that ‘other woman’. I wonder if such wives really exist. Because if they do, bachelors – Go, and Get’em.

Ha…ha…At this point in my married life I think I’m also okay with hubby falling in love and bringing in a second wife, as long as she is the one washing dishes, doing laundry, cleaning poopy diapers and once in a while giving me a massage…;)

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