We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.

We, Darathy InSidious, by the Grace of Stoffe, the Holy Ubernaut Emperor, declares Aresen a Dominion of our glorious empire, and demands the immediate surrender of the so-called Imperial 'government' of Aresen, on pain of being overrun by Valley Girls armed with copies of Funky Town.

You'd better do as he says. Furthermore, as your forces are absorbed into our own Imperial Forces, you shall be forced to change the lifting agent of your blimps to Helium, or suffer the consequences.

Since I pretty much blew up most of their so called empire (along with the neighboring state of The Swamp - collateral damage ), my expert advice is for us to focus on the one thing they have left - the Kirov factory.