Anyway, to finish things up today, we’re tying up loose ends and throwing some of the rest of our random findings. Will knowing that the people who either masturbate all the time or never are statistically less or more likely to cheat on their partners ultimately change the way any of us handle our business? Probably not. But, hey, it’s been a fun week all the same.

Cory Graves is the Associate Editor at Central Track. He enjoys not only writing about Dallas and its local music scene, but being a part of it as a member of the band Vandoliers. Courtney Love once referred to him onstage as “my fucking therapist,” which he immediately put on his resume.