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Well, I'm MercuryCrest. Howdy, y'all. If you don't like my songs, I'll spray you with ink.

Anyways, I've been watching OFF ever since they first debuted on The Tracey Ullman Show. I just recently found a site with all of the original shorts available for download (which Mr. Groening said he had no intention of releasing) and that site led me here.

I primarily joined because I'm working my way through the "Jokes I Didn't Get" thread (on page 42 right now) and I've got a couple of things to add that are driving me nuts. It's a pleasure to see all of the information being relayed to fans alike here and I'm hoping I can contribute. I can't tell you who does what voice, but I can tell you what year Homer joined the American Applesauce Association...I'm just that nuts.

Hey guys, huge Simpsons fan here, grew up VHSing every episode until they started to get weird. A search for copies of George Meyer's "Army Man Magazine" led me here, and also trying to find a picture of the cat and dog trying to say "weeee looovvvveee youuuu" in the Stampy episode. Still trying to navigate the site, but if you could save me some time I'm at: schaumby@gmail.com.

I've got a small photoset of army man here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rubberc...7594527429441/ (only a handful of scans since I'm leery of infringing on george meyer's copyright). I was lucky enough to get copies from a nice librarian on the internet. they were already copies of copies so I don't think I can make new copies that are still legible (plus I lost the second issue ). you should consider buying this back issue of the believer, it comes with a reprint of the first issue and a great interview with george meyer

Hi everyone, I've known about this site for a few years now from a google search that led me to a link of Simpsons fan scripts (the few ones I read back then were great btw). I finally decided to register today.

Jimbo Jones: [about Homer] I hear that guy's ass has it's own congressman!
Bart Simpson: I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Homer Simpson: [takes cap out of dryer and puts it on his head] Mmmmm... I CAN feel three types of softness.
Lisa Simpson: [from upstairs] Dad, what are you doing down there?
Homer Simpson: Washing my fat guy's hat honey!

Hiya, my name is Jessica- it's nice to find a place on the internet with as big of Simpsons fans as me.... Just a warning though, I've been enjoying the show again ever since season 20- want to fight about it?

Well I think season 20 is the best they've done since season 9 (that's right, I liked better 20 than 10) but yeah, the show has been pretty good ever since. And as a fan since the Tracy Ullman days I've really been grateful that the show is back.

I've been so bored since we moved here I found myself drinking a glass a wine everyday- I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half but I just can't drink that much.

Hello all. Fan since the show premiered way back in 89, long time lurker, first time poster. Screenname was chosen based upon my favorite line from the series. And because it makes me hungry.

Absolutely adore classic Simpsons, but I have a tendancy to enjoy newer episodes as long as they don't...you know...suck. Been coming here off and on for show updates, finally decided to get my own profile. So let's rock this place, shall we?