Smutty Social Media, February 20, 2017

I just watched Lindsay Lohan on The View and she actually seemed much better than she has in years, in terms of clarity and talking points. But what’s getting headlines? A social media post about starring in The Little Mermaid, which is not happening for her right now. That’s not to say she can’t slowly rebuild her career, but you don’t go from promoting a reality show sizzle reel (which is what she was doing on The View) to headlining a Disney film. There are steps. Remember RDJ on Ally McBeal? She’s never been able to follow through on the steps because she still thinks she’s a movie star.

For half a second I thought, “are Sofia and Anwar brother and sister?” They aren’t – Anwar is a Hadid. Sofia’s sister Nicole is very good friends with the Foster sisters, who are former step-sisters of Anwar. Next gen clusterf-ck.

Jessica Biel was on Fallon and told the stupidest anecdote about eating in the shower because she has NO TIME. She has a CHILD, OK? She has no time! But, having two children myself, I think it would take longer to eat in the shower, with your kid running around the house alone, than it would to eat in the kitchen or living room. Think of the setup of having to get food into a running shower. Not mention it’s kind of disgusting. BUT SHE HAS NO TIME.