Limit Search To:

Evolution Laser Works

Lasers can do amazing things, from removing unsightly hair, to curing nearsightedness, to not killing Austin Powers when attached to the heads of mutant sea bass, despite their clear ill-temperedness. Making lasers do amazing things for your art collection: Evolution Laser Works. The self-proclaimed "world leader" in laser etched art, this just-north-of-the-border crafter carves pop-cultural icons, random bits of humor, and even custom images into materials like wood, granite, and plastic using high-focused beams of light, or at least until their Ritalin runs out. Etched-up items range from a functional renewably sourced wooden cutting board arted with a steak > tofu equation, to a 4-in high Zombie Shadow Cast votive candle-holder that projects flickering un-dead onto your wall, to a "Hello My Name is" broach, in plastic or birch, reading "Indigo Montoya; you killed my father, prepare to die", which helps explain his lack of success at speed dating. ELW's also got a series of portraits burned onto "heirloom grade" pieces of anti-mold-varnished toast, including the Ernesto Guevara boasting "Hey is the Che", "Father Son and the Holy Toast" featuring the Virgin Mary, and the "Hunk-a-Hunk-a-Burning Love" depicting a young Elvis burned onto what turned him into fat Elvis: food. And possibly lasers. There's also a set of acrylic "brass" knuckles surmounted with an out-sized piece of diamond shaped plastic bling, which ELW suggests is a great engagement gift for your girl, but think carefully about that decision, because lasers may be able to do amazing things, but can they get you undumped?