UNSEEN OLYMPICS

Report 1: Roars of applause sounded at The Unseen Realm Olympics as Kracnid of the Sigri Goblins took the Gold Seal in Troll Vaulting.

Report 2: Tragic news from the Unseen Realm Olympics as a Boggart was accidentally paired with a Troll in a wrestling match

Report 3: Grimlong the Creature Catcher was eliminated from the archery competition after he tested positive for illegal enhancing “fluids” no doubt purchased from a shady vendor.

Report 4: The crowd was in hysterics during the speed skating competition earlier today, as someone from the crowd placed a cat onto the course … The Fragglewump who WAS in third caused pandemonium with the other skaters as she tried to grab a snack.

Report 5 : Friday night’s triathlon games wound up in fine style with the race detouring in mass to the Troll Market’s Hair Hookah Bar followed by a impromptu sing-a-long. It was determined that the triathlon route should be marked more clearly. Ralba the Butcher Guard received the Gold Seal for being the last competitor standing that night.