Rielle Hunter was interviewed on today's Good Morning America, where she announced that she and John Edwards broke two weeks ago. Oh, no! They were supposed to be our forever-couple! Remember at prom, how cute they looked together when they slow danced and how he whispered something in her ear and we didn't know what it was, but we could just tell that it was sooooo sweet? Or that time junior year when they argued in the quad and we were all like, "they are so done-zo," but the next day, she wrote "I'm sorry" on the hood of his car in shaving cream and then he surprised her during swing choir with flowers? They were supposed to stay together forever or at least through graduation.

That's it. If they don't get back together, love and romance are officially dead.