Bill Ritter Takes One for the News Team

ABC really brought in the Father’s Day spirit with its special on prostate health. Ok. We get it. Prostate cancer is a serious issue for older people and all men over 50 should get their backside checked out at least once a year. But on national TV, with a mad doctor staring intently up Bill Ritter’s ass? The furry news anchor decided to sacrafice himself for the sake of Good Morning America watchers and undergo a live test of his rectum:

A lot of guys are nervous about it, but they shouldn’t be. I wanted to show “GMA” viewers how fast it could be done. It is over faster than you can say “digital rectal exam.”

Oh yeah, ! D-i-g-i-t-a-l r-e-c-t-a-l e-x-a-m.

ABC really brought in the Father’s Day spirit with its special on prostate health. Ok. We get it. Prostate cancer is a serious issue for older people and all men over 50 should get their backside checked out at least once a year. But on national TV, with a mad doctor staring intently up Bill Ritter’s ass? The furry news anchor decided to sacrafice himself for the sake of Good Morning America watchers and undergo a live test of his rectum:

A lot of guys are nervous about it, but they shouldn’t be. I wanted to show “GMA” viewers how fast it could be done. It is over faster than you can say “digital rectal exam.”