Two groups of migrants from Central America marched to the American consulate in Tijuana, Mexico, yesterday, with a list of demands to the Trump administration.

One of them asked the American president to either let them in the country or pay them $50,000 each to go home, a report said.

Give me $50,000 or I’ll sit here in my own filth and disease, helpless and wretched while the liberal media exploits me. I may even sneak into your country. Of course, I might do that anyway. Fifty grand would pay for a top notch coyote with money to spare.

Alfonso Guerreo Ulloa, an organizer from Honduras, told the San Diego Union-Tribune that the $50,000 figure is not a very big sum.

‘It may seem like a lot of money to you,’ he said.

‘But it is a small sum compared to everything the United States has stolen from Honduras.’

It is doubtful that the USA has ever stolen a penny from Honduras. On the contrary, it steals money from its own citizens to give to Honduras. Our federal government bestows upon this hostile hellhole over $100 million per year of our money.

But according to progressive dogma, if you generate wealth and someone else does not, you have stolen the wealth you generated from the person who did not generate it. Leftists use this insane notion to justify the thievery that is the foundation of their ideology.

The caravan migrants also asked the US to remove Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez from office.

One reason Hondurans are so miserable is that they cannot govern themselves. That’s how we know the ones who make it across the border will vote for Democrats.

Surprisingly, they did not think to demand that we pave the streets of Honduras with gold.

The group gave the US consulate 72 hours to respond to their letter.

Hurry up consulate, the clock is ticking!

Paying them $50,000 apiece to shuffle back to their own slums instead of infesting ours would be insane, but not as crazy as letting them in. The average illegal alien family member costs US taxpayers an estimated $8,075 per year.