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AT HOME:, Hang your clothes, brush your teeth, drink milk, don't get that, put that away, feed the dog, you already ate!, be careful,! wear your helmet, don't even THINK of jumping that ramp, eww! wash your hands, poochie! take a shower, WHY IN THE HECK is there a box of dead snails under your bed! AT WORK: Don't run!, Get in line.....ONE line!, Go back and walk, Get Down!, Get off of there! You can't be there, here over there!, What were you thinking?, Would you like someone to do that to you? WWAALLKK!!!! Be careful! I need to take that from you, go to the nurses office, go the the office, go call your mom,go to detention or Let's go talk to the Principal. and the famous, "Go ahead and tell your mom and ask her to come in and ask for Ms. *****.

When you have a baby and you leave the hospital, they should issue a pass that reads"RETURN TO SENDER" GOOD FOR ONE DAY USE ONLY< DO NOT DOUBLE< VOID WHERE PROHIBITED> AFTER ONE DAY< CHILD MUST BE RETURNED TO BIRTH PARENTS AND IF NOT CLAIMED AT CORRECT TIME< CHILD WILL BE SOLD OFF TO HIGHEST BIDDER!!"
no im just playing, but it should read WELCOME TO MOTHERHOOD!!