Gay Spar and Goth Spar are the power couple we need in 2019

Twitter users found Goth Spar in Wales and think with Dublin's Gay Spar they'd make the cutest couple.

With Gay Spar coming out this year and its staff acknowledging that it is Gay Spar maybe it’s time for the queer cornerstone to start looking for love. Twitter users have found what they think is the perfect match. Gay Spar meet Goth Spar!

Gay Spar is the mom friend with chicken fillet rolls to save you after a heavy night out while Goth Spar is the emo kid in the corner crying and listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees. They could headbang to Britney or death drop to Panic at the Disco.

One Twitter user suggested that its the perfect place to pick up Bela Lugosi’s bread.

I imagine this convenience store is the Welsh answer to Central Bank- a beacon for emos. It’s a natural part of their lifecycle to congregate towards the Central Bank Tower. We wonder, with the construction works, have the emos migrated to this Spar?

Word is that Goth Spar is no longer in Carmarthen. We wonder where they went. Maybe they’re on the way to Dublin to find their one true love. Or maybe it’s having its own personal journey. @eoinFOXNEWS thinks its only a matter of time: “only a few more years before it comes out as a beautiful Gay Spar. Such is the circle of life.”

only a few more years before it comes out as a beautiful gay spar. such is the circle of life https://t.co/B1TbqulgAd

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