I know!I believe it was in Zero Wing, his middle name was Rumplestiltskin... or something!AYB! Oh wait, that was for nintendo, wasn't it? <P>(P.S. this post was like a joke and stuff, and I am having second thoughts about posting it, but I will anyways... Scott should just like... delete this thread

Why the hell do they call him Col. Mustard , anyways ? We all know his piece is yellow and all , but why Mustard ? When he was in the army , did he always slather French's over his taters ?<P>And why does eveything said in that last paragraph sound perverse and odd ?<P>------------------I wish I could think of something witty .

heh heh... you said "taters"...<P>------------------pushit on me<P><A HREF="http://lint.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>lint:</A> still trying<A HREF="http://jfiles.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The J Files: </A> it could be worse