I thought that hot young chick down the corridor was into me… I mean she totally blinked when I was passing her, but then outta nowhere she started screaming and crying :/
Now she says she wants to take it slow….

Why is everybody getting so uptight about the parents assuming their baby boy will be straight? It’s still the more natural and frequent sexual orientation you know, it doesn’t make them homophobes.

Anyway, I’ll have to consult fargis on this, but I’m pretty sure homosexuality is sinful and merits eternal condemnation to the magma pits of hell with the Fallen One. Bah, I’m sure he’ll express it way better than that

Fuck interactive adverts! Fuck your stupid little moving adverts blaring their stupid sound out when I’m not expecting it, with no fucking pause or mute button. Do you think ANNOYING me will make me buy your product? Because it won’t. If I hadn’t been so pissed off and desperate to shut your stupid advert off, I’d have actually noticed what shitty product you were trying to force into my subconcious and made a mental note to always buy three times as much of your competitors products whenever I need any.