No Way, No How: The Top 10 Most Outrageously Mismatched On-screen Couples

In case you haven’t heard the news, Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson of the sex epic Fifty Shades of Grey kind of hate each other. Despite the sexy posters and promos, the duo has confirmed time and again that they truly have no chemistry and can barely stand being in the same room as one another. This reminded us of other mismatched couples that have fumbled with buttons and zippers and libidos on the big screen over the years. From rom-coms to dramas and indie satires in between, here are the most outlandish on-screen (and in some cases, off-screen) couples that made us spit out our colloquial popcorn and scratch our heads.

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Mike Myers and Tia Carrere: Wayne’s WorldSure, it was an experimental crowd, but that mullet would have made Tia Carrere look the other way if this were real life. Yet, grungy musicians have a knack for ending up with beautiful women, so maybe this one isn’t entirely far-fetched. [Where to stream Wayne's World]

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Johan Heldenbergh and Veerle Baetens: The Broken Circle BreakdownThe only thing that kept us laughing throughout this tragic love story was the fact that there's NO WAY these two would have gone home together in the first place, let alone built a life together. C'mon, he was missing teeth! [Where to stream The Broken Circle Breakdown

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Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duval: The ShiningGranted, he chased her down with an axe, but Young Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall? Guess it's not totally outlandish because they had a fling off-screen. [Where to stream The Shining]

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John Malkovich and Young Catherine Keener: Being John MalkovichCatherine Keener was arguably one of the most fiercely attractive women of the '90s indie renaissance. But her and John Malkovich? It’s questionable. Although, her only other options in that movie were a really possessive John Cusack and Cameron Diaz looking like she stuck her finger in a socket after she jumped into the sale bin at Dress Barn. [Where to stream Being John Malkovich]

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Woody Allen and Mira Sorvino: Mighty AphroditeFirst things first: she’s about a foot taller than him. Next, he's Woody Allen. Then again, he always made sure he cast beautiful women opposite him and ended up with quite a few of them. [Where to stream Mighty Aphrodite]

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Jack Black and Kate Winslet: The HolidayKate Winslet is a sophisticated, British angel who has built a legendary career and profited handsomely from multiple roles that rely on the steamy and intense chemistry between her and her onscreen partners including Leonardo DiCaprio, Patrick Wilson, Jim Carrey, and Josh Brolin. Yet, when Jack Black played her love interest, the world’s head cocked to one side. [Where to stream The Holiday

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Larry David and Evan Rachel Wood: Whatever WorksIt’s the same old — har, har — love story. Guy meets girl, guy is 40 years older than girl, girl doesn’t seem to mind, and they live happily ever after. Oh, Woody Allen wrote and directed this, you say? [Where to stream Whatever Works]

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Adam Sandler with Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker: Just Go With ItSandler has always thought highly of himself when it comes to the ladies in addition to the two hotties above. Drew Barrymore, Julie Bowen, Leslie Mann, Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale, Bridgette Wilson, Drew Barrymore — you get the point. However, to have Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker both play love interests is so unbelievable, we couldn’t just go with it, Adam. We’re smarter than that. [Where to stream Just Go With It]

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Jon Favreau and Scarlett Johansson: ChefThis is an example of what should be universally recognized as “The Director’s Sly Advantage to Make Himself Look Like a Stud.” Listen, Jon Favreau, everyone loves you. You make fun, awesome movies that anyone can get behind. Chef is one of your best, but man oh man, ScarJo should have never played your love interest. Not only was it unbelievable, it was distracting. There are plenty of middle-aged actresses out there who would have loved to chow down on some delicious eats and play a role that suited your character and film much better than her. Allison Janney probably loves Cubano sandwiches. Mary Steenburgen, too. Maybe next time, Favreau, maybe next time. [Stream Chef on Netflix]

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Christian Bale and Jennifer Lawrence: American HustleCongratulations, David O. Russell, you single-handedly created the most unbelievable on-screen couple. It wasn’t just the fact they had zero chemistry, it was also that she looked and acted more like his bratty, loud, obnoxious teenage daughter than his trophy wife. Lawrence’s character should have ditched Bale, made a pass at Bradley Cooper and his perm, had a Silver Linings reunion, and everyone would have gone home happy. [Where to stream American Hustle]