Jennifer Capriati Formally Charged With Valentine's Day Battery

Even though this is the second time in as many weeks I have written about Jennifer Capriati, it still feels so fresh. I love having someone to talk about other than the regulars and someone who appears to have the ability and propensity for stalking and battery that she may be around for decades to come. Yesterday, Jennifer was formally charged with battery after punching her ex in the gym at the chest. If she had put on boxing gloves first she could have called it exercise. As for the stalking? It was only two days worth of stalking. I really don't think it should be considered stalking until you reach the three month mark. I could have avoided a lot of restraining orders with that limit in place.

Damn, girl. Get it together. When I was 14-ish I was all about Jennifer Capriati, Drew Barrymore and Alyssa Milano (we're all about the same age). Hate to see her still struggling. This is why I never pushed my kiddo into sports – too many former child phenoms end up cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

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