Funny man you are men. Also, the sperm picture was howlarious. As was the news about Mexicans going "eMo bashing". Now, I know I am supposed to walk the planks elsewhere. But men, how many times can I walk the plank? I will walk here wonly!!

Know thy Pirate

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.... no, really.
You STILL wanna know? Right then.
I'm a lawyer. I'm a grouch. I'm a people watcher. I have one 'god', but I worship no one. I'm very good with kids and animals, but I freak out most other living creatures. It's my solemn wish that all hip-hop artists be made to walk the plank. I also give away flowers on certain days of the year.