Sometimes being a hero means rescuing kittens from trees. Even fake plastic trees. And even if the kittens are actually cats. Or cat.

This #kittentuesday was a special one because of the impending robot invasion, AND the forthcoming zombie attacks in the Southern Hemisphere, AND the fact that people were having birthdays all over the globe.

You really are all powerful. I could never lift my cat like that. She is, admittedly, girthier, however. Full figured would be a pleasant way to state it. Happy Birthday to all the birthday people, too.

His blue and white rescuing suit
For saving his favorite cat toonce
From the fake plastic tree.
That he borrowed another man
In a town full of beardo fans
that's all he needs.
to save the cats, it wears him out
to save the cats, it wears him out.

And if he could be who you wanted
If he could be who you wanted
All the time, all the time.
He would.