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Sometime I find it just a tad depressing how easy it seems to be to trick journalists into writing about your viral as if it was the real deal. Take Bullet Proof Baby shows a woman shooting at a kevlar-dressed pram with her own baby in it. The site not only claims to sell everything from toddler tazers to baby riot gear, but also that "Stella decided to establish 'bullet proof baby' when her first son, Randy, was nearly killed in a drive by shooting in 2004."

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I know... I honestly don't see how they fell for that one when the movies name was on the page (perhaps it wasn't that day?). But this also means that there's no follow-up on press releases? I mean, nobody calls the company or anything? That's a little scary.

You need the right number of layers (usually at least 7). Also, armor-piercing shells will obviously go right through the Kevlar.

The problem is that all* of the momentum of the bullet(s) will be transfered to the objects being shot. In the case of a baby in a buggy/stroller (or pram for UK and India, etc), the baby will likely die from internal injuries, without breaking the skin or having a bullet in them. .

From the article:"If the kid has a backpack next to them, or under the desk, they can pick it up, the straps act as a handle and it becomes a shield," Curran said.

It's much lighter than a 15-pound police vest. After three years of experimenting, the backpacks that were tested by an outside lab ranked threat level two. It stops an assortment of bullets, including 9-millimeter hollow point bullets. The fathers researched school shootings from 1900 to this year.

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* "all" really means the vast majority of the energy - but there are always losses and dissipation of the energy and momemetum. You never have 100% transference. 75-80% seems more likely.

I also have a pocket protector of sorts - it's a (black) leather glasses case for a shirt pocket, that manages to keep your glasses from being crushed, holds 2 pens/pencils, and room for a few credit cards.
(It's from Levenger, and cost me 40.00 USD. They don't make the exact thing any more, but here's something similar:http://www.levenger.com/PAGETEMPLATES/PRODUCT/Product.asp?Params=Categor...|Level=2-3|pageid=5287|Link=Txt
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On top of these, and because of these, I know top paleontologists around the world; many, many SF, Fantasy and Horror writers and artists (North America, mostly); and at least one former billionaire (who is still VERY VERY VERY rich) who shares at least 2 of these interests with me....

But you're ALWAYS HERE!!! And you run the place, and you rebuild the servers (it's been a few years since I rebuilt my PCs), and, and, and..... (trails off, whimpering, hoping not to have offended DABITCH).....

Just a strange aside about Kevlar -
In 1973 the U.S. Army researchers at the Edgewood Arsenal responsible for designing the bullet-proof vest had developed a seven-layer vest for field trials. They discovered that water, ultraviolet radiation from sunlight or other sources, dry-cleaning chemicals, chlorine bleach, and repeated washings reduced its penetration resistance. To protect against these problems, the Kevlar bullet-proof vest was water-proofed and covered with sun- and chemical-resistant fabric.

What's strange about this, is an episode of "The Jetsons" from 1962, featured a special "Indestructible" suit, that George Jetson tested. It survived all sorts of tests, with George inside it, and his company decided to release it. Jane (his wife) decided to wash the suit before the launch party. The suit fell apart!

These quotes are from IMDB.com:Mr. Spacely: It was hit by lightning. Missiles. It was indestructable!
George Jetson: But it isn't washable. We should've put a label on it, "Dry clean only".

Sort of a Badland - except it's a cartoon almost predicting a real product of ten years in the real future.

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The Jetsons was a space cartoon, about a family in the late 21st Century (HEY, that's this century!). It initially ran in the 1962-1963 season . It returned for the 1985 season, and the 1987 season. There was a series of made for TV cartoon movies: The Jetsons Christmas Carol (1985); and The Jetsons: Father & Son Day (2001).
And 3 actual cartoon movies: The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones (1987); Rockin' with Judy Jetson (1988); and Jetsons: The Movie (1990).

A live action version has been proposed for 2009 (Warner Bros) .
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Some quotes from the series (from IMDB.com):

Jane: Our home food dispenser broke and I had to wait 20 seconds at the check out counter, such inefficiency.
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George: We wouldn't last on unemployment checks, a 1000 a week doesn't strech very far these days.
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George Jetson: Nobody could dial a breakfast like mother.
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George Jetson: I've got a wife, two kids and 10 finance companies to support. How am I supposed to pay my bills?
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Co-Worker: Did you hear Mr. Spacely's latest plan?
George Jetson: Yeah, the slave driver. Imagine putting you back on a four day week. What does he think this is? The 20th century?
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P.S. It's really interesting to see who some of the voices in the series were, besides the main cast.

I knew a guy who was going through the safety testing for acquiring a handgun for a position with the Armoured car company Securicor. He did everything right, until the very last: he placed his unloaded handgun down on the table with the barrel pointing toward him at the completion of the test. He failed. It was a mistake he kicked himself for immediately after he made it, but he was able to retest and passed.

I can't understand how that footage was believed to be genuine by so many news media. One story said she came up with the idea for the 'bullet-proof pram' after an near fatal hunting accident. What? A baby in a pram, and a hunting accident? That made no sense. Hook, line, and sinker.

Sep 08, 2007

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