As you could probably tell from the title, this story will make no sense.Whatsoever.So be prepared for some sillies.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~One day, I was minding my own business....until I didn't.The ground started to tremor, and the wind started to blow."Oh no!" I said, "A beetle hurricane!"Beetles rose from the ground and swirled around in the air. It was just how a pictured it."I remember, a null brochure predicted this would happen," I said.I flashed back to when I was reading the brochure.'Beetle Hurricanes! Watch out, everyone! It's happening, so act fast! Come on down the Aqua Hill Zone's Resort and Spa! *Now with no Beetle Hurricanes*'Gee, I really wish I could have gone there.

"Great!" I said, "That must mean the hurricanes will stop sometime soon!"-Sometime soon later-The hurricanes have not stopped."I might just have to wait a little longer."-1 day later-"OK, maybe I should do something to stop these," I said.I took out a carrot, because beetles love carrots.Then all of the beetles trampled me, trying to eat the carrot.They sounded all like "Om nom nom". Beetles are so adorable....wait, what?Anyway, the beetles ate the carrot whole."Awesome!" I exclaimed....but then the beetles went back into a hurricane."Okaaaayyy, what exactly did I think was gonna happen with this plan...?" I wondered.