Every day the internet produces an astounding amount of goodies and gems. Most hilarious, some amusing, but all worth at least a few seconds of your time. We here at Nerd Bastards try to bring you the best bits of news and nerdery the webz has to offer, with a bit of snark thrown in. But sometimes not everything makes the cut.

Monday through Friday, every morning, we’ll be bringing you our inbox leftovers, our forgotten bookmarks, the nerdy bits that simply slipped through the cracks. You can submit items to Nerdy Bits by emailing us at nerdybits@nerdbastards.com.

Remember the adorable illustrations by James Hance of Chrisolo Robin and Wookiee the Chew? ‘Course you do, they were too precious and awesome to forget. So check it out, a Wookiee the Chew messenger bag is for sale on Etsy!

Head on over to Geek Tyrant to see this incredibly awesome collection of posters inspired by the important houses in Game of Thrones. Designed by Tom Gateley, each house is represented in color, sigil and motto.

Look! Another great collection of posters available over at Geek Tyrant. This one featuring wonderful travel posters for your favorite sci-fi destinations. Arrakis, ride the worm!

io9 featured an appropriate list yesterday, 10 profound life lessons you can learn from Conan the Barbarian. Appropriate since the new Conan the Barbarian opens tomorrow. But these life lessons are taken from Ah-nuld classic, so click it to learn what is best in life. (Psst. Read our review of Conan the Barbarian starring Jason Momoa here.)

This is one rad bike. It’s a custom Stormtrooper bicycle and it’s beautiful! Take a look through the gallery of close-ups at Nerd Approved.

Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill mime spoilers from their favorite scenes in the upcoming six episodes of Doctor Who. Yeah, I’ve got no idea what they’re doing, but I’m sure in a few months I’ll be in on the joke.

Oh, honey, you always know what to get me. I’ll cherish this strange and creepy Batman apron till the day I die. In the kitchen. Slaving over a hot meal…of justice. (That’s Nerdalicious)

Whoa. What is happening to the floor of this video game store in France. Or what were those mushrooms on my pizza last night? (TDW: Geek)

Think all the different covers (rock, violin, etc.) of the HBO‘s Game of Thrones theme are cool, check out this version…with lyrics. Karliene Reynolds sings, plays piano and wrote the lyrics for her versions of the theme. Warning, spoilers for the series and first book. (TDW: Geek)

A definitely NSFW gallery of body painted super heroes is over at io9. That’s the most accurate Mystique costume…ever.

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