I have read a interesting story the other day about a man that went to the mall, and when he came back to the van it was covered with bees on his windshield. I thought about this for along time and wonder what exactly what i would do, Scream..bees help, or would i have ran, So my question is, what would you do, if this happen to you?

They are unlikely to bother you, as they are "swarming." Swarming is a natural activity; when bees swarm they are actually less likely to bother humans. A call to a bee handler would be the thing to do, unless you absolutely had to leave immediately, in which case you could hose them down? Get in and swish them with your wipers? I don't know; I'd rather wait for the beekeeper, who would likely smoke them and transfer them to his or her farm. Free bees are the bee's knees!

Not a big fan of bees, probably would call an exterminator or at least a mall employee with a fire extinguisher if it was at the mall. At home definitely call a professional and have him check the local area for a nest.

You're right, Calvert, as they are in swarm, there'd be no need to smoke them. I did know that, but for some inexplicable reason I mentioned smoking. Yes, honey bees are a precious asset to the ecosystem. They are one of a small number of bugs that I forbade my kids from killing. Spiders are another beneficial insect. My daughter hates spiders, but I always told her, for every spider you see, there are many other bugs you also do not like. So leave the spider alone, he is helping us get rid of bugs that we don't want in the house.

I wish our politicians would learn a lesson from the bees. They do not carry the useless drones. The lesson we should take is not to support those who are useless. I do not mean that in exactly the way the bees define it, but you know what I mean. We can't afford to carry those who could help, but choose not to. There is nothing more offensive to me than seeing an able bodied person who chooses not to work because he or she can live off of the welfare system. When I was younger I used to deliver parcels for a department store. One building on my route was a massive welfare housing project. I'd show up in the middle of a school day or working day and see young people sitting around watching television or playing video games. Why weren't they in school or looking for work? Really pisses me off that some people have no honour and would rather be a bum, living off of handouts or public tax dollars.

I have read a interesting story the other day about a man that went to the mall, and when he came back to the van it was covered with bees on his windshield. I thought about this for along time and wonder what exactly what i would do, Scream..bees help, or would i have ran, So my question is, what would you do, if this happen to you?

[1]*Always carry a piece of toasted bread with you when you go out in your car and keep a jar of Heather Honey in your glove compartment. Toast can alleviate all sorts of problems when your away from home! For example, in this context, smother the toast with honey and stick it under the windscreen wipers of the blokes car parked two away from yours. Bee's go, you go, everybody happy except the bloke two cars away, but thats his problem and his fault cos he doesnt carry toast and honey around with him!

[2]Alternatively, get a beekeeper to 'sing' them away, but you cant easily keep one in your glove compartment. So, go to * above.

[1]*Always carry a piece of toasted bread with you when you go out in your car and keep a jar of Heather Honey in your glove compartment. Toast can alleviate all sorts of problems when your away from home! For example, in this context, smother the toast with honey and stick it under the windscreen wipers of the blokes car parked two away from yours. Bee's go, you go, everybody happy except the bloke two cars away, but thats his problem and his fault cos he doesnt carry toast and honey around with him!

[2]Alternatively, get a beekeeper to 'sing' them away, but you cant easily keep one in your glove compartment. So, go to * above.

[3] Buy a bicycle!

Innovative solution. I'd look for a car that belongs to blacks or Mexis. Just look for the nearest pile of junk with a "La Raza" bumper sticker or bullet holes in it.