Sorry to disrupt your moment of primitive auditory stimulation, but those dum-dums who call themselves Def Leppard should be vaporized immediately if you wish to progress as a species.

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Allow me to introduce myself…. I am the Great Gazoo from planet Zetox, an obscure fictional character from the 1960s cartoon, The Flintstones. Since the dum-dum known as the living tiki is a bit overwhelmed living at the moment, I will be filling in until he returns.

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Yet in a sense I am very real, dum-dums. I am the cosmic trickster, the universal prankster. I took celluloid form in your children’s programming because I was required to.

You see, dum-dums, I’m obligated to call you that to point out your own stupidity. Otherwise you wouldn’t be dum-dums now, would you? But you may even be too dumb to grasp that, so I probably have my work cut out for me.

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This is your brain compared to mine.

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The Flintstones was funny because the entire show was one big joke. On you…

the modern stone-age family.

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I’ll skip to the punchline:

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Want to be in on the joke? It’s that millisecond you spent thinking “Gee… those two prints hardened into stone together sure seems weird” before imagining being covered with sugar again.

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Do you take sugar? One lump or two?

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Take your body, shake it up

Break the bubble, break it up

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Pour some sugar on me

In the name of….

Bzzzrappt!

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Spectral atomizer. Everybody should have one… hehe.

What’s that you say, dum-dums? Nobody plays records anymore because your species is beyond such primitive technology, and beyond such primitive thinking?

Those prints must be an abnormality, a hoax, or something….. Dinosaurs and dum-dums are separated by 65 million years. Every dum-dum knows that!

Okey dokey.

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Heads up… I’m gonna be throwing some stones:

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[One of the many Ica stones discovered in Peru which depict dinosaurs as well as advanced surgery and engineering.]

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Sure, it’s easy to dismiss these stones as frauds. It’s even easier if you were the dum-dum promoting them as real until the Peruvian government informed you that it is illegal to sell Peruvian historical artifacts.

That would be after you’ve already sold a few.

Hoax or jail?

Hoax!

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[There are between 11,000 and 15,000 stones. Their age is indeterminate.]

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Nonetheless, there are at least 11,000 of them. Something to ponder.

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[Their origin and creators are also indeterminate.]

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That fellow riding a triceratops sure is making reality difficult. Especially since he’s toking out – like riding a triceratops is that comfortable. Ha… as if!

Damn those primitive dum-dums and their wanting to permanently record things they see!

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Reality isn’t difficult. It never is. What’s difficult is your brain attempting to grasp that you’ve been lied to. Not some little white one, mind you. A lie that puts entire dum-dum history into question. Why, there might have even been a time when you weren’t dum-dums!

I’m guessing that time was before you had dum-dums called academics.

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Up until 1841 when British anatomist dum-dum Richard Owen coined the word “dinosaur”, your world only knew of creatures commonly called dragons.

Here’s another historical conundrum from Angkor Wat in Cambodia:

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[This temple is only 800 years old.]

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All that’s really needed to change your reality, dum-dums, is ink and paper:

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[50 years after the word “dinosaur” was invented, it still had yet to find it’s way into Webster’s dictionary. Dragon was there, however.]

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What happened to all the dragons?

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Christian dum-dums might have you believe it’s because the dinosaurs masturbated too much, but because I like you dum-dums I’m going to give you the real truth:

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YOU ATE THEM ALL!

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Fifty million years ago you walked upon the planet so

Lord of all that you could see, just a little bit like me

Walking in your footsteps

Walking in your footsteps

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Hey mister dinosaur, you really couldn’t ask for more

You were God’s favorite creature but you didn’t have a future

Walking in your footsteps

Walking in your footsteps

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Hey mighty brontosaurus, don’t you have a lesson for us?

Thought your rule would always last, there were no lessons in your past

You were built three stories high, they say you would not hurt a fly

If we explode the atom bomb would they say that we were dumb?

Walking in your footsteps

Walking in your footsteps

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They say the meek shall inherit the Earth

They say the meek shall inherit the Earth

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“Walking In Your Footsteps”

The Police

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Who are “they” that say the meek shall inherit the Earth? Probably the same ones who want you to equate meek with weak, and not humble. Dum-dum Sting can’t even get the official story correct: 50 million years ago was the supposed emergence of mammals during the Eocene Period.

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Have you ever pondered the possibility that the dinosaurs existed up until the cataclysm prior to your current civilization (commonly referred to as the Biblical flood), and there may actually be some dinosaur species which survived and still exist today?

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[Real or hoax? An example of a “river dino” or “mini-T-rex” reportedly seen by numerous people along the Colorado River as recently as 2003, particularly near Cortez, Colorado.]

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But then again you would first have to consider the possibility of dinosaurs and dum-dums once existing together. And I’m sure you’ve been lied to so much, there are actually paleontologist dum-dums who haven’t even considered that.

Artist dum-dums tend to have more imagination:

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But are you getting it?

Yes, Armageddon it!

‘A really getting it?

Yes, Armaged…

Bzzzrappt!

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Alright, alright, I confess… it was I that was actually playing the Def Leppard album earlier. They make for great skeet shooting, tee hee.

Pull!

Yet you dum-dums keep transmitting their songs through your atmosphere and off into space, where they will continue on until intercepted by an intelligent alien race who will subsequently listen to them and determine your planet needs to be destroyed as quickly as possible.

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[There is nothing gay about this photo. Keep calm and carry on.]

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Alas, I’m getting off-topic. But not really. It’s easy to see how different the world is without dragons, yet you probably didn’t notice a quite different and drastic change over the past hundreds of years: colors.

Consider how much your eyes these days are bombarded with primary, secondary, and tertiary colors in their purest form….

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A dum-dum living 1000 years ago didn’t live in a very colorful world. Kind of drab browns and greens, really. Unless you were rich, the only time you saw something really colorful was a sporadic product of nature… a sunset, flower, or animal. But now…

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Green means go.

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age of volcanoes fun fact:The visible light spectrum goes red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet. The predominant color of each planet in our solar system starting with Mars is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, (and if Pluto had an atmosphere, it would probably be) violet.

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Dum-dum tiki asked me to fill in because green is my skin color. You may have also noticed a lot of other green men in the manufactured pop-culture of your reality. Not only those little green men from Mars (Shouldn’t they be little red men?), but ones such as Yoda, Gumby, The Green Giant…

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As well as a green man that recently appeared in a summer blockbuster:

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Oops! That’s the 80’s Hulk. And yes, that was an actual hairstyle in the 80’s [see Def Leppard above].

Consider yourselves lucky with AvengersHulk. The biggest challenge for 80’s Hulk was a cage:

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[Will he escape before his body paint wears off? Tune in next week!]

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But why didn’t Marvel comics create the Hulk with red skin? Wouldn’t that make more sense with him being angry and all?

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[Actually, later they did:]

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The answer to that is the common trait of all the green men previously mentioned: They are all representations of forces of will or creation.

I myself have the wonderful ability to manifest anything out of thin air. Sorry dum-dums… I can’t manifest intelligence for you!

The Hulk’s anger doesn’t stem from hate, but is a result of the will to smash the crap out of whatever is bugging him at the moment.

He’s a lover, not a fighter:

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Gadzooks, that drawing just doesn’t stop!

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The green man which explains this will/creation concept the best is a DC (Detective Comics) golden age (one of the first created) superhero called Green Lantern:

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Hold on now, what’s this? That’s not Green Lantern.

I mean ArisiaisaGreen Lantern… just not Hal Jordan,theGreen Lantern.

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Apologies, dum-dums… the offices here atthe age of volcanoesare a complete mess and every attempt to access a relevant photo from dum-dum tiki’s files typically results in pictures of dum-dums with breasts.

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See what I mean? Hey… this gives me an idea. I feel like suspending the green talk and instead psychoanalyzing dum-dum tiki. Just look at what he has in a file labeled “sanity”:

What’s the glowing color of the Matrix? The glowing color of David Icke’s website? The glowing color on the DVD cover of another green force of will (and nature):Godzilla?

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What’s up with green?

Well, like Gazoo was saying [I mean the Great Gazoo], secrets are being shown and memed by the comics industry:

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Not surprisingly, in comics you also find Jews…. and a Greenberg:

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Denise Wohl

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Actually, that’s Denise playing the role of a fictional teacher from Columbine High School who was fictionally paralyzed from the fictional school shooting. Denise is extremely easy to identify in playing fake roles – her side profile has a very distinguishing feature:

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Her nose back then might have been enhanced or she may have had plastic surgery since, because this one just doesn’t look natural to me:

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Manhattan Society, if I am in violation of your copyright please let me know and I will remove this image. You just simply provided a perfect recent photo, especially since Denise seems to be enjoying the “Chill Out With Chinchilla” dead animal skin social.

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Denise is the mother of Arden Wohl, another liar actor:

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I guess you could list their daytime jobs as “status seekers”.

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This seems to involve promoting mysterious and oddly named charities, such as “The Playground Project” – which fights against child sex slave trafficking (hmmm). This is usually done on a red carpet.

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Some Greenbergs and other women pretending what they do makes a difference.

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Now then, can you believe Denise was once a letterist for Marvel comics? [A letterist is someone who writes out the dialog in the word balloons.]

Denise Wohl? Something funny programming is going on….

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She even worked on this issue of the Avengers:

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And recently created herown comic book:

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Take note of the Qabbalistic tree of life…. and red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet.

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If you’re wondering WTF too, that’s because comics weren’t created to entertain, but instead to program children (and then reinforce when adults). Comics tap into our forgotten collective subconscious with tales not of superheros, but rather of gods and demons, morality and mortality.

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And the force behind creation:

Will.

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The story of Green Lantern is an extremely interesting one. The movie, however….

well, let me put it this way:

When a movie can make a very attractive woman with the last name Lively seem dull….

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…but yet you get to see a nearly naked Ryan Reynolds being electroshocked [i.e., a whole lotta clenching goin’ on]….

it sucks.

Just like all Holy Wood programming.

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Nonetheless, the background story is both fascinating and revealing:

Long ago, an immortal race of aliens decided to create an army to defend the universe against evil. They built a giant battery inside a planet which collected and harnessed the most powerful and abundant energy in the universe: thewillpowerproduced by every living creature. This gives off a greenish glow, hence the battery was called theGreen Lantern.

The aliens then divided the universe into 3,600 sectors and gave a ring to a being from each sector – An intelligent being without fear who became a member of theGreen Lanterncorps.

The ring has the capability of tapping into the stored power of theGreen Lantern,thereby enabling the bearer to conjure up any physical form out of this energy in order to fight evil, such as a sword or spaceship (among other powers). These were called “constructs”, and their creation was only limited by the imagination of the ring-bearer.

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The immortal aliens harnessed the energy of will, but there are other emotion energies one can utilize, like fear – the Yellow Lanterns became the enemies of the Green Lanterns, because the fear energy (just as powerful as will) they harnessed and utilized consumed them and turned them to evil. Their fear energy negated the Green Lantern’s willenergy more often than not.

Behind each color or the visible light spectrum was an energy, waiting to be used. This was called “the emotional spectrum”.

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And naturally there were beings ready to use each emotion energy for the greater good, or only their own. Symbols and oaths were created for each Lantern energy, which describes what each is about:

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Red light[energy produced by rage]:

With blood and rage of crimson red

Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead

Together with our hellish hate

We’ll burn you all, that is your fate!

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Orange light [energy produced by avarice/greed]:

This power is mine, this is my light

Be it in bright of day, or black of night

I lay claim to all that falls within my sight

To take what I want, that is my right!

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Yellow light [energy produced by fear]:

In blackest day, in brightest night

Beware your fears made into light!

Let those who try to stop what’s right

Burn like his power, Sinestro’s might!

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Green light [energy produced by will]:

In brightest day, in blackest night

No evil shall escape my sight!

Let those who worship evil’s might

Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light!

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Blue light [energy produced by hope]:

Tor lorek san, bor nakka mur

Natromo faan tornek wot ur,

Ter Lantern ker lo Abin Sur

Taan lek lek nok, Formorrow Sur!

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Indigo light [energy produced by compassion]

[oath unavailable]

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Violet light [energy produced by love]:

For hearts long lost and full of fright

For those alone in blackest night

Accept our ring and join our fight

Love conquers all with violet light!

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This evokes how we equate certain human emotions or aspects with certain colors, such as “yellow bellied coward” or even the recent phenomenon, “indigo children”.

In the comic book, each energy’s strength is gauged by the emotion behind it. For example, since there’s not a whole lot of love energy being generated in the universe, the Violet Lanterns aren’t as powerful… unless they combine forces with the Green Lanterns.

Love and will combined… I guess you could say creating passion.

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Actually, I think the way the Violet Lantern corps stops evil is just by showing up.

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Hey Green Lantern, can we stop fighting each other for a second… I mean, did you notice the Violet Lanterns just got here? I can’t even remember what I was fighting you about.

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Doubtful? Try this:

Imagine you’re fighting someone outside a bar, and then…

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“Hey you two… stop that right now!”

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See? It made you um, it… um. Wait… I swear I was going somewhere with this.

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As a sideline note, the red Hulk you saw earlier was not Bruce Banner, but another character who was filled with such rage towards the Hulk, the similar mutation caused him to instead turn red.

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Now here’s where the story essentially reveals what the evil ones have been doing to suppress all of us:

Negating our will with fear.

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In the comic, the Green Lanterns were almost defeated by the Yellow Lanterns because the yellow energy of fear was not only more abundant than will, it made will energypowerless in it’s presence.

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The evil ones are rendering our will powerless with fear.

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Explaining our reality can’t get much simpler than that, although I would add we all have very little will to begin with. Since birth, our minds have been implanted with artificial imagination and very little creation.

And what scant will we have left we use to acquire an artificial will they’ve created for us (making it green, of course):

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Hmm… I wanna try something.

Imagine there’s a big pile of money in front of you, and then….

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See? Didn’t it make you um… wait, where was I going with this?

Again? Dammit!

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Each one of us possess the potential will to create the life – the existence – we want.

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You are not hindered by your physical form, only by your imagination and will power. Hey, even a space wasp became a Green Lantern:

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The sad truth is that this fictional comic book intelligent space wasp may actually have more willpower than you at the present time.

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In my opinion, the green meme used by the evil ones is designed to subconsciously and vampirically drain your willpower and give it to them.

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Like that little green light on the bottom of a traffic signal, will is dominated and controlled by the red and yellow lights.

Green means go (but only when they say so.)

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In the film, Hal Jordan is instructed on how to wield the power of the ring. The dialogue almost becomes a field guide to living:

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Your will turns thought into reality.

To master the ring[living], you must learn to focus your will and create what you see in your mind.

The ring’s[living’s]limits are only what you can imagine.

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Fear is the enemy of will. Will is what makes you take action. Fear is what stops you and makes you weak. Makes your constructs feeble.

You must learn to ignore your fear. When you can’t act, you can’t defend. When you can’t defend, you die.

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Your constructs are only going to be as strong as your will.

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Now you might be thinking that’s all fine and dandy, but Hal Jordan had a planet-sized battery in which to recharge his ring. What do we got?

Don’t fear, you have one too. She’s called Mother Earth.

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To recharge: First, tune your energy’s frequency to Her’s, and then the amount of direct contact will determine wattage and charge duration.

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You tune your frequency by meditation.

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Any contact with the Earth, from walking barefoot in the grass to swimming in the ocean will recharge you. The more water the better.

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Again… you might be thinking that’s all fine and dandy, but that’s the energy behind the will. Where does one get…. will itself?

age of volcanoes blog note: If you read my last post, for some strange computer reason I couldn’t edit or write posts for awhile. But now – right in the middle of finishing this one – I suddenly became unable to add an image without it being inserted at the top of the post. In other words, if I try to put an image right here:

I don’t know if these blog shenanegans are accidental, intentional, or the handiwork of the cosmic trickster, but I’m getting really tired of this.

So tired, it has ignited my will.

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Even though you might not have what you need at the moment, I find it helps to imagine it into reality. It’s actually an excellent exercise in creativity and willpower.

I can’t tell you how many times a 50 caliber machine gun would’ve come in handy.

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Like Sinestro said, will makes you take action. You take action to change or create your own reality. I guess I’m getting tired of having to tolerate this artificially created reality. It drains my will by making me work too much.

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It’s also a constant stream of news so saturated with BS, it will someday soon cause actual bull shit to stand up and yell out, “Oh, come on!”

Like this latest Greenberg production:

NY cop selflessly buys a homeless man some shoes. Right.

He’s in front of a fucking shoe store.

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Everything about this image is bullshit designed to elicit an emotional response from you. From the perfect actors to the perfect poses to the perfect lighting to the perfect angle to the perfect product placement right behind the perfect cop. Bullshit.

And it doesn’t stop there. Oh hell no. They can will milk this event even further to manipulate your emotions….

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WTF is he doing with his hands?

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Want to be in on the joke? This all was ultimately done to sell shoes (the ones behind the perfect cop – Skechers). Guess who owns Skechers? The Greenberg family. The man above looks incredibly similar to a Greenberg family member. But you don’t need Ed Chiarini to tell you this story is BS… these days, all you need to do is to just give it a second look.

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Your willpower is being sapped, and in turn you are needing to draw your energy from the other emotions, which is less stable than will energy and makes your constructs feeble.

The evil ones are doing this in a myriad of ways, not the least of which is attacking our bodies to make us physically weak. This single aspect is again done in a myriad of ways, not the least of which is electromagnetic smog:

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Check out antennasearch.com to find out how many cell towers and antennas are within a 3 mile radius of your home. I have 294 towers and 830 antennas. I would also include my electric company’s “smartmeter” (It’s not smart to be close to it for extended periods of time.)

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But at least they make some cell towers look like palm trees. Oooh… pretty.

Pretty frightening.

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And that’s only what you can recognize and sense as wrong.

A weak will makes you powerless. A week will make you powerless, too.

Work-weak, school-weak, a weakly schedule. Even our language has been crafted to sap your will. Everybody’s working for the weak-end.

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The evil ones have crafted a great percentage of our reality. That’s why I let the Great Gazoo have a little fun by making you imagine humans living with dinosaurs, and conceptualize a different real reality other than our present bullshit one.

Long, long ago – long before the BS – the place where you are seated right now looked like this:

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And then this:

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Then this:

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Then this:

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Then this:

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Then this:

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Then this:

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And then this:

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The year is not 2012. It is just simply…. now. And the now is guided by the strongest will.

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Recharge your will by connecting with the Earth.

Focus your will by limiting or eliminating consumption of artificial energy.

[The consciousness of the living tiki is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.]

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ONGOWA!

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* a shout-out goes to bloggers Alex Robinson from Too Long In This Place and Eugene from The Underground Stream (just added Eugene to my blogroll – you should take a visit). I wanted to acknowledge their insights: Alex with people being programmed to equate meek with weak, and both of them with their wisdom about water. Eugene also provides a wise perspective on our consumption, especially in his appearances on The Rebel Path.

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age of volcanoes action news flash: An article from a news service called Earth Environment Service: “A controversial new study suggests that humans are getting dumber because of life in modern society. Writing in the journal Trends in Genetics, Stanford University author Gerald Crabtree argues that life-and-death challenges early humans faced, in which nature selected the most intelligent to survive, just aren’t there in urban environments. He says that with the development of agriculture and emergence of urbanization, natural selection no longer weeded out mutations that spawned intellectual inferiors.”

I guess the indigo violets are hiding in deeper waters. While Ultraviolet (flourescence) is the first color you will experience after leaving the blackness.

random interuption of thought
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Ultraviolet … Uber liebe? She’s probably hot.
IAm now creating the skimpiest super hero outfit (in my mind) that has ever been seen on The Age of Volcanoes. It involves a flourescent suit…. with buttons. Yup, hot.

That was my exercise in creation, thanx for the suggestion.

Anyway, “They” say ‘seeing is believing’, but when you get that deep, like blackness deep, my experience was more like…. ‘feeling is believing’. Susan used to talk about red all the time, and they gave me an uneasy feeling. It was after my sojourn with water that I was able to see it for what it was.

Red also seems to be the first color to fade when an art print is exposed to the sun too long.

With the color spectrum being an emotional spectrum, I noticed a correlating ascension (or decent) from the denser emotions (with the most vibrant and individually seen colors) to those more ethereal (with the least vibrant and most permeated seen colors). Since color is vibration, I have a feeling this is connected to the 4th dimension and higher planes of existence. In my planet comparison, isn’t Pluto (“violet”) the god of death and the underworld?

I find it equally fascinating that the deeper you go in water, the more you have to rely upon breathing that liquid-oxygen stuff due to the pressure – very similar to a baby breathing the amniotic fluid before being born.

An Ultraviolet Lantern (the deepest and purest love) – she can be only be seen by her fluorescence and when all the RED-hot Seductive Jewesses disappear.

It has been 48 hours since I read your color post. In that time I have painted the three former orange walls in my living room, they are now violet. I left the remaining wall creamy milk chocolate.
It’s calmer here, even the dogs think so.

I had a friend who had orange walls in her living room as part of her interior style at the time. They made any green plant near them almost glow with color and life, but otherwise made me feel restless.

Her bedroom was always painted in lavenders and violets, however, and she was the calmest and most loving person I’ve met.

Here’s another strange color story Tiki, maybe you can shed some light (or dark, as Lady Alex might say) on it.
When I was very small, maybe 3 or 4, I remember crossing streets with traffic lights with my mother. She was trying to teach me that green meant go and red meant stop. That just didn’t seem right to me, it was intuitively backwards. If the light turned red, I really wanted to go, go go and run across the street. I think I associated red with fire and you’d really want to move in that case. If the light turned green I would stand still, the only association I can make is that plants are green and they stay in one place and seem very calm and still.
I remember for several years telling myself that when you cross the street with lights to do the opposite of what you really feel/think. Or else………

Interesting…. Perhaps the way you viewed it is the proper way, and all of us have been conditioned otherwise. Red does convey a silent but strong message of “take action now”, which can either be rage or passion. I guess one could say when a lady adorns herself in a slinky red dress, she is giving guys “the red light” to go ahead.

And green conveys a silent message of “be at peace” (and one’s will can’t be commanded.) The green traffic lights in my area are even worse because they’re a slight turquoise color, like you want to do some breathing exercises or yoga before putting the car in drive. I hope for your safety you have allowed yourself to be programmed to react to the lights the way “they” want you to.

Played colorful games
With enchanted companions
Celebrated bitter celebrations
Feasted on love’s twilight

And I’ve brought you something
From Constantinople
And I’ve brought you something
From the New World

Stood at the world’s border
Reached for the last star
And Prometheus and Lucifer
Packed it as a present

And I’ve brought it to you
From Babylonia
And I’ve brought it to you
From Alexandria
And I’ve brought it to you
From Constantinople
And I’ve brought it to you
From the New World
And I’ve brought it to you
Take care of it, my child
And I’ve brought it to you
Take care of you, my child

” Most fear comes from resistance to change right?
When we resist change we are not exercising our willpower or intent at all, because in order for the world to stay the same, we need to do nothing.
At the same time, that also means we have no imagination or creativity, because those always come down to something that could be, or possibly will be, but never an exact copy of your reality as it is right now. You do not imagine the now, it just is. Following that thought you do not create the now either, but you may be able to create the immediate future.

Therefore, living in fear may take away our ability to create in a very direct sense. ”

That was me trying to piece this amazing post of yours together into something much shorter. Reality is simple yet also complex.. i think, but i certainly feel you are on to something really big here, if only the very important bridge from fear to willpower. I’m in ramble risk zone though so ill just reread this soon.

I added the word intent also, cant say if it would be interchangeable but damn this clunky thing called language anyway. Hats off to the one that made the lover hulk painting by the way, its magical :D

“Resistance to change” made me think of a possible meme the evil ones may be implanting: Love > Fear (saw that on a bumper sticker) – That conquering fear requires love (or “choosing love” as David Icke suggests). But love will only make you accept or tolerate your reality rather than change it like will. Love your enslavement.

As for the art and content of the Hulk poster, I’m green with envy (sorry, couldn’t resist).