Boba Fett Caption Contest #4

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Editor'sPick

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Fan'sChoice

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How you doing?

Cecilia of Austin

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Oh. My. God. Jabba is dancing. Right, now wheres my gun...

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AXE. For your dirty Bounty Hunters.

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Yeah, I do my own stunts. Don't look so surprised.

Maverick of Society

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I told you ladies already, I can't kill your husbands and run away with you. At least... not for free.

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1 vote

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How much for Cyndi Lauper and Yoko Ono?

TK-451

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Boba, is that a blaster in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?

TK-451

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Opening tonight for the Max Rebo Band at Jabba's Palace, Boba and the Slave 1's. They'll be performing their number one hit, "He's No Good To Me Dead."

Sixdeewon

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1 vote

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Put them both in the cargo hold.

TK-451

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There, I dyed her hair red and added two pointy things on the sides of her head. Now pay up, Jabba.

Arfor Deefor

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Boba just LOVES alien chicks

Crixler

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Sorry ladie, but I busy right now. Maybe after I kill Han.

Dillon

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Cant you see im busy!!!

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Bow-chick-a-bow-wow!

Austin

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Hey Boba! Did you eat all the spagetti? Cause if you did, I'll blast your head off along with JarJar binks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fettlover

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I wonder if nows the perfect time to push her into the Rancor cage....

Hey, look at me, hey. Look at me I comannd that you look at me! Awwww why aren't you looking at me!?

Tyler

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That's right carrot top, I got your sister and there is nothing you can do about it!

Tommy

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When I am out hunting down Jedi and Rebel scum, I get really thristy, so I stop off a Jabba's Pleaseure Palace for the usual, Beer, women and watching the Rancor rip apart some rebel scum. So come on down and join me at Jabba's!

Jamie

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1 vote

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Being a bounty hunter never lets you do the things you want.

Pyroth

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sorry lady but nature calls...

TK-117

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How you doin'? I'm doing goo.....wait I'm talking to myself again, the girls aren't even looking at me. Jabba's gonna throw me into the Sarlacc Pit if I don't stop! I gotta lean against this wall so I can get my head straight.

Ok ok, I'll play the bounty hunter and you can be.......... wierd fish girl?

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Boba Fett loved taking over the pimp's jobs when he was fed to the Rancor...

Craig

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Ahh... the woman love a guy in battle armor... maybe its just they don't want me to shoot them.

BobasGirlfriend

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At the moment Boba Fett is happy, however he wont be when he sees out of the sides of his narrow helmet that one of the girls standing next to him has two tails sticking out of her head, and the other is purple.

Okay, I walk over to her, tap her chin.... oh for Pete's sake! Who writes this crap? *goes over and shoots Rystall*

moosemonkey

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No girls, I didn't kill George Lucas back in 1983, but I should have!!

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Boba... the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy... Rystall... the greatest tease in the galaxy...

Dash

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I'll have what Boba is having....

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2 votes

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Are you ladies together? Or do I have to buy you separately?

James

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1 vote

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Do yor perfer a man in or out of uniform?

Andrea

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To be or not to be. That is the question.

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What's that behind your ear?

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Hey Jabba, these girls are telling me there's a tapioca tea named after me. When did this happen?

Lyfett

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...And so Boba Fett began taking dance classes to broaden his horizons... by putting broads in his horizon...

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2 votes

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Alright you two! break it up! There will not be no fighting or hair pulling in this palace!

Lyfett

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where is a bouty when you need one because bount hunters can get real bored after you have been waiting for a pretty long time,ooooohhhhhhh what do we have here(nobody has givin me boutys so mabee...)it is my day off! Time to go on a date.

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Boba Fett, the meanest pimp in the galaxy....

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1 vote

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With a rash like that maybe I should leave the armor on...

therealmccoy

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WHAT THE HECK AM I DOING?

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Dad made me through cloning, now I see why! Nothing but twi-leks and...what the hell are you!?

Savagewulf

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Meet Bob...er...Boba, he was just like you, until he made a call to enzyte, now look at him!

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Unfortunately, at that point, Boba Fett's alarm clock went off, and he had to spend another pointless day looking for Darth Vader's television remote.

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1 vote

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I wonder if anyone would notice if Rystall "dissappeared"......

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1 vote

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Sorry ladies, I only pimp on weekends.

Bacara

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Boba Fett loved taking over the pimp's jobs when he was fed to the Rancor...

Craig

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Ahh... the woman love a guy in battle armor... maybe its just they don't want me to shoot them.

BobasGirlfriend

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At the moment Boba Fett is happy, however he wont be when he sees out of the sides of his narrow helmet that one of the girls standing next to him has two tails sticking out of her head, and the other is purple.

Charlie

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Boba... the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy... Rystall... the greatest tease in the galaxy...

Dash

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Are you ladies together? Or do I have to buy you separately?

James

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How you doin'?

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Don't tell anyone this, but I think the girl on my right looks like she stuck her finger in a lightbulb socket.

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Do yor perfer a man in or out of uniform?

Andrea

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Yes it is a blaster in my pocket, and no I'm not happy to see you!

BFFC Mel

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...And so Boba Fett began taking dance classes to broaden his horizons... by putting broads in his horizon...

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hmm... this oughta be good...

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Alright you two! break it up! There will not be no fighting or hair pulling in this palace!

Lyfett

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Boba Fett, the meanest pimp in the galaxy....

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Dad made me through cloning, now I see why! Nothing but twi-leks and...what the hell are you!?

Savagewulf

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man you are ugly

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Fett's biggest setback: All the fangirls getting in the way.

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Hmmmmm.....I've never been one for alien womaen, but...o ****, head feelers. RUN!