Naked man strolls into SW Wash burger joint

Maybe that sign should read: “No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no service.”

A naked but apparently hungry man strolled into the Burgerville in Salmon Creek, Wash., this week. A customer recorded it on his cell phone for about eight minutes until deputies escorted the naked man away, reports Portland TV station KATU.

“I thought he was wearing shorts at first, and I thought, ‘Man, that guy is trucking it, and it’s 10 p.m. at night, he’s not wearing…’ Then I realized there was no shorts, no nothing except a wrist band and folder,” a customer told the station.