This revelation came to light Sunday when the New York Times reported that the National Security Agency is using Facebook and other social media profiles to create maps of social connections, including those of Americans. Yep, they're looking at your profiles, much like they are listening to your phone calls and reading your emails.

But that's not important. What is, though, are all the secrets the government has gleaned through the social media years.

Take me, for example. Here are my deep, dark secrets:

My kitten, Roswell, is obsessed with the litter box and covering up poo, whether or not it's hers.

My diabetic cat, Stevie Ray, is a crazy freak when he hasn't had his shot or his food. And, he costs me a fortune.

My dog, Niki, is a perfect animal that I wish were human.

I run with my friends.

Road rage is real. I take pictures — while stopped in traffic — of offending drivers.

I managed to merge Rotel cheese dip with grits to make queso grits and make it look really exotic (don't judge, it was very tasty).

I like tequila. A lot.

I like food, and take pictures of it.

I shoot too many videos of my kitten taking a bath and playing on the scratching post.

What state secrets have you divulged on your Facebook page for the NSA? Let us know in the comments below.