The best is waiting to happen. As a native Texan, I've had lots of "greats" around the world, but "Q" at Cooper's, in the HIll Country, or dinner at Fonda San Miguel (Austin), comes to mind as coming close.

My current drink of choice:

Laphroaig or "Leapfrog"

I really wish I could:

Be a moderator. Eat and have sex while driving the M3... Neither's going to happen. Have a Caymen and keep the M3...