Mr. Sneeze

They call me Mr. Sneeze, I'm the king of the breeze,
And I can let loose any time you say “please.”
I may need a rhyme, but I don’t need a reason;
I sneeze all the time, during all four seasons!

When it gets too crowded I blow my nose;
In two seconds flat I'm clearing 20 rows.
These germs of mine go flying through the air –
If you don't watch out they'll even get you in your hair!

Achoo! Ah-ah Achoo!

The others try to learn, they say, “Teach me, please!”
But all that they can muster is a tiny little wheeze.
They say, “How do you do it, how'd you get so good?
That you can blow down any house that's made of brick or sticks of wood?”

Well it’s not from the pollen that's flying every place;
And it’s not from the pepper you keep throwing in my face.
It’s not from smoke, that stuff makes me choke;
And like a bullfrog I start to croak.

(Croak, croak.)

You think you're cool you think you're top of the list;
But tell me, little homey, can you sneeze like this?

Achoo! Ah-ah Achoo!

What I do you think is something new,
But if you want role models, I’ll give you two:
There was Jimmy Durante and Murray the cop;
Those were two def hooters, always on top!

But times have changed, now I'm the only one
It's up to me to continue what they began.
So wherever I’m going I blow my nose;
And when you see me coming you had best be on your toes!

You think you're cool you think you're top of the list;
But tell me, Sherlock Holmes, can you sneeze like this?

Achoo! Ah-ah Achoo!

They call me Mr. Sneeze, I'm the king of the breeze,
And I can let loose any time you say please.
I may need a rhyme, but I don’t need a reason;
I sneeze all the time, during all four seasons!

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