By Smaktakula

There's No Simple Answer To The Question 'What Time Does Ana Get Off?'

Life is stressful. Work is stressful. For most of us, there’s no escaping it. But those for whom the pressures of everyday life are too much grasp desperately for anything which might bring a modicum of relief. One such person is Brazil’s Ana Catarina Silvares Bezerra, an accountant who takes a hands-on approach to stress relief. Bezerra combats her workday woes by masturbating as much as 47 times a day.

Although the accountant’s co-workers have gradually come to accept her thrice-hourly grind, she met with some resistance at first. Bezerra’s orgiastic gyrations were often misperceived as fits of some kind, and even after the nature of her unique ailment was revealed, her onanistic episodes still caused moments of confusion. Said one coworker, “We couldn’t tell if she was having a stroke or just having a stroke.”