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The booming pseudoscience industry in the USA has recently got a huge boost, as one Young-Earth "Creation Science" Institute has made an earth-shaking and absolutely unprecedented breakthrough.
Yes: apparently, contrary to previous, less empirica...

A new company named KRAP Inc. has stepped forward to take action in the Ebola crisis.
KRAP Inc. (Kaci Risks and Preventions) maintains it is responding in the spirit of Salem in the 1690's, Senator McCarthy in the 1950's, and the anthrax scare on...

A group of prominent evolutionary scientists, once previously fiercely opposed to the po-mo pretensions of well-tenured intellectuals, have now been suitably chastened by a recent scandalous discovery.
Yes… time, gravity and even cheesy Doritos are actually social constructed™ after all.
Kein Scheisse Scherlock, it's the Absolute Truth! Genial and witty project leader Professor Richard...

Scientists at the Hadron Particle Accelerator outside Geneva, Switzerland are all excited at being given 'permission' to conduct a "ground breaking" particle experiment in the 27 kilometre long tunnel.
Lead particles will be accelerated at veloci...

The Creation Museum, located in Petersburg, Kentucky, is operated by the Christian apologetics ministry, to promote a Young Earth creationist explanation of the origins of the universe based on a literal interpretation of the Genesis creation narrat...

According to the latest evolutionist bullshit, European men have grown 11cm taller between 1870s and th 1980s.
[Writers Note: Evolution, the notion that pond scum can turn into humans if left for long enough, is the unscientific claptrap which is...

Atheist fundamentalist and evolution crackpot Richard Dawkins is yet again making the headlines.
During a debate, Dawkins is asked "how do you justify scientific method?", to which Dawkins reels of a list of scientifically provable examples, such...

After millions of dollars of investment the human race can relax and rest assure that "Black Holes" spinning in space are not targeting the planet earth because the Supersymmetry theory has now been kicked into orbit!
Scientists working at the LHC...

The lie of evolution has again been exposed by, you guessed it, evolutionists!
The latest in a series of flies in various ointments is courtesy of an article summarised in 'Nature Reviews Genetics'.
It would seem that the 'molecular clock' runs...

The Higgs boson, the particle that has cost untold billions of dollars to detect, has potentially been discovered, just as the Cern scientists said it would be earlier in the year.
The Hadron collider is due to be shut down at the end of the year...

Members of the religious evolution cult are today bashing their heads against the wall, as yet again, they need to fudge their story.
Only half way through the year, and this is the fourth time that a significant find has been trumpeted in the nat...

Homoeopathic researchers at the Water Memory Project in Bath have successfully located the homoeopathic trace memory of the very bath water that Archimedes leapt from whilst shouting Eureka three thousand years ago.
"We are bowled over by this dis...

After studying weather patterns and hosepipe ban data for the past thirty years, professor of homoeopathic meteorology, Derrick Huge, has discovered a correlation between hosepipe bans and subsequent heavy rain. Moreover, he believes he has an explan...

'Scientists' from CERN have decided that they will have found proof of the so called 'God' particle by the end of the year. Just before the money pit closes for refurbishment.
The Higgs boson, which has absolutely nothing to do with religion, was...

World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy."
The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...

"Many people have asked 'where do ideas come from?'," said professor of improbable physics, professor Welton Wobury at Keele University. "We know now."
According to Wobury, when people wearing synthetic fibres walk on carpets made from synthetic f...

Scientists at Cambridge University have successfully lobbied the World Athletics Federation to adopt their new Vague Timing System as the official timing system of the Olympics.
"With many countries having different timing mechanisms, we feel this...

Dyson have finally answered the question "can you make an omlette without breaking eggs?" with a resounding yes.
"This is a great piece of kit," said Suzi Perry of Channel 5's Gadget Show. "I've stolen the demo model they sent us, and it's gone st...

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