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Author Notes:

Every silver lining has it’s cloud. There is a time to every purpose under heaven, and double time for getting fucked over. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you shit, make shit sandwiches. You’ll catch more flies with honey, but you’ll kill more flies with a pressure gun and highly concentrated insecticide. All you need is love - if you want to die a starving diseased gutter tramp. Money can’t buy happiness, which is why rich people are so intent on spreading their misery to the rest of the world. No good deed goes unpunished.