Hello,
I'm just a typical junior high student, with a retarded personality
and incredible laziness, just so you can imagine the fanfic, I'm a
tall girl that has glasses, cat ears and long black-brown hair tied
into a ponytail, wearing a white sweater and dark jeans, but who
cares? The EE chars are as they look like

NOTE
:
I don't own Whose Line is it Anyway nor Eternal Eden, they belong
to their respective owners.

KittyMaria : Goood
evening, everybody and welcome to : WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? EE
STYLE! At today's show...I've found him under an apple, Noah!

*Noah smiles*

KittyMaria : I've
found him behind the blanket, Downey!

*Downey grins goofily*

KittyMaria : I've
found him with the Princess, Jean!

*Jean looks pretty
bored, but manages to give a faint smile*

KittyMaria : And the
Suna-ninja replica, Fierro!

*Fierro just sits here*

KittyMaria
: I'm the hostess, KittyMaria, let's get down and have some fun!
* goes down to her desk from the places in the audience* Well,
welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? EE style, the show were
everything's made up, and the points don't matter. That's
right! They're USELESS,
just
like Vaghat's stupid persuasions a la Orochimaru.

*audience laughs*

KittyMaria
: I'm not the only Naruto and EE fan that thinks they're alike,
don't I? OK, so those who haven't seen the show before: WHERE THE
HECK HAVE YOU BEEN??? No, but seriously, where? Alright, what happens
is, those guys up there *points at Noah and co.* will have to make
out ideas out of the top of their heads when playing different games,
at the end of each game, I give them points, don't know why,
though, they still don't matter, just a little joke I suppose. We
pick a so called "winner" at the end of the show that can relax
at my desk, and the losers will have to immigrate to the Velvet
Castle.

*Downey shivers at the
thought of seeing Elvira again*

KittyMaria:
Allrighty so our first game is...Questions Only! For all four of you,
startin' off with Downey and Noah. *Downey and Noah goes up to the
middle of the scene, Jean goes to the left side near the desk, and
Fierro to the right side* This game is pretty self-explanatory, our
heroes must talk only in questions, if one of them will make a
mistake, I'll buzz them off and the other one will have to replace
the last person, and the scene is....you're in the Tortoise Island.

Downey : Have you seen
the stealth turtle?

Noah : Don't you know
that they're invisible?

Downey : Then how did
we manage to catch the first one?

Noah : Do you ever use
your instinct?

Downey : How can I
know?

Noah : Are you stupid
or what?

Downey:
Are YOU
?

Noah : No, I'm not...

BUZZ!

*Fierro replaces Noah*

Fierro : Do you know
that we caught 15 grass turtles already*?

Downey : Meaning?

Fierro: Do you realize
that a girl wanted the exact amount of grass turtles?

Downey : Why should we
give them to her?

Fierro : Aren't good
guys supposed to help people in need with pleasure?

Downey : And why can't
we be the bad ones?

Fierro : Who do you
think Elder Prince is, a chicken?

Downey : Are you
talking off subject?

Fierro : What if I am?

Downey : Wasn't the
goal here to talk like if we were in Tortoise Island?

Fierro : Still, what's
the problem of me talking off subject?

Downey : ..........

BUZZ!

*Jean replaces Downey*

Jean : Did we caught
the Giga turtle yet?

Fierro : Isn't it
extinct?

Jean : If it was, why
it's still on the "to catch" list?

Fierro : How can I
know?

Jean : Did you've
lost our list?!

Fierro : Wasn't it
supposed to be in Gideon's shop?

Jean : ....and how can
he possibly know what turtles did we caught already?

Fierro : Isn't in
games everything possible?

Jean : How do you know
that were in a game?

Fierro : Doesn't
everyone in the Eternal Eden cast know it?

Jean : But I do know
it!...Aw, shucks..

BUZZ!

*Downey replaces Jean*

Downey : What about the
Rainbow turtle?

Fierro
: Don't you see that I'm
here?

Downey : So what?

Fierro : Do you
remember that Joelle asked for a Rainbow Turtle for exchange of her
joining the team?

Downey : Didn't you
know that I was acting dumb?

Fierro : ...No.

BUZZ!

*Noah replaces Fierro*

Noah
: Do you know that Mauritania's capital city is Nouachkott?

Downey : Why does your
team always talking off subject?

Noah : Are you too
stupid to realize that we do it on purpose?

Downey : But I-

BUZZ!

*Jean replaces Downey*

Jean : Which turtle
species do you like the most, Noah?

Noah : ...I dunno~

BUZZ! BUZZ!

KittyMaria : That was
fantastic, guys! Thousand points each except for Noah that gets five
thousand for telling the truth about Downey.

Downey : Hey, I'm not
THAT dumb!!

KittyMaria : But we
still love our guardian, don't we? *smiles* OK, the next game
is..Superheroes, Downey's going to start, Fierro, Noah and Jean
will join up later* Downey stands at the middle of the scene, while
the rest goes to the left side* Downey will start as a superhero that
must overcome a world crisis, then they will name each other
superhero names as the scene goes. Now *turns to the audience* what
will be the unlikely superhero name for Downey?

Random guy : Velvet
Vampire!

Random girl :
Girly-boy!

Random monster :
*hisses* The Hisser!

KittyMaria : ....I'll
choose Girly-Boy *snickers evilly*

Downey : -_-;;

KittyMaria : And what's
the world crisis for Girly-Boy?

Random person : No
frilly dresses!

KittyMaria : No frilly
dresses?! *laughs* That's one good! So *turns to Downey* Girly-Boy,
there are no frilly dresses in the world! What are you going to do?

Downey : *acts
all...well...girly xD* Yey! What a lovely day! Perfect for baking
cookies! Oh, yeah, there's a bargain at the Sanrio shop, so I'd
better not miss it~ But I'll check my pink fluffy laptop first
*pretends to open a laptop* KYAAA! OHMIGOD, there are no frilly
dresses anymore?! That's just so......unpretty!

*audience laughs*

Downey : I hope my cute
friends will come soon!

*Fierro goes up*

Fierro : Hello, there
Girly-Boy, I've heard you screaming from 2 km away, so I thought of
checking out, what's the matter?

KittyMaria : Well, be
happy that I'm paying you more than half of the attention I give to
Axis Powers Hetalia =3=

Jean : .....That's
still not enough for us.

KittyMaria : Oh, come
on....you're living in PARADISE, everything's provided for you!
Food, drink, clothes, and no paying! Not like my stupid world...

Fierro : Can't we
just get on with the show?

KittyMaria : Oh,
OK...The next game is, Oh I love this game...Scenes From a Hat! Again
for all four of you...Fierro and Jean, Downey and Noah...*Each team
goes to the sides of the scene* *KittyMaria gets a big American hat
from under the table* Before the show, the audience writes out
suggestions on little papers, then we put them in the hat, the good
ones, not the crappy ones, like Elvira's...

*audience laughs*

Elvira : *from the
audience* HEY!! I did my best!

KittyMaria : Nobody
asked you, Hellucia...And the guys must act out the scenes written in
the piece of paper, so let's start of with....*pulls out a piece of
paper* What REALLY Elvira did to Downey when she captured him, hope
you don't remember.

Downey :
No....hopefully...*trauma*

*Jean comes up*

Jean : Oh, Downeey~~
*pretends to hold two dresses* which dress will look better on you?
The crimson one or the purple one?

BUZZ!

Downey : *glares*

*Noah comes up*

Noah : Get your lazy
bum here now! You must massage my feet!

*audience laughs*

Elvira : ....*must kill
mode*

KittyMaria :
Pffft...OK...*pulls out a piece of paper* Names you better not give
to your pet.