Tuesday, December 20, 2011

AWN-SAHM-BLEH

Remember those really tacky matching sweaters your mom forced you and your siblings to wear for the family Christmas card photo that one year? Well, they called just now and they wanted you to know how sorry they are.

You know in the first Star Trek the guys wearing those colored shirts were inevitably the first ones to get phasered or eaten by nasty aliens. I think the phasers are set to stun just by looking at those shirts too long.

WHY WE'RE HERE

This site is dedicated to subjecting particularly awful Christian liturgical vestments or church decorations to the ridicule they so richly deserve. Contributions are welcome and can be e-mailed to websterglobe at juno dot com.