We need help now

We have had a recent sighting of a man with white hair and glasses crossing the border smuggling or just taking for himself an estimate of 50 cats, each one seemed to leak white liquids out of its stomach. If you see this man please tell an authority. If you do not have a device, tackle him and squeeze his shriveled up man nipples. He should beg for mercy and free the slaved cats. This will a justice to the whole cat world. The cats will visit you at different times of the year and give you gifts and "presents" 😏. They will make sure you are pleased for life!

Help us please

We have had a recent sighting of a man with white hair and glasses crossing the border smuggling or just taking for himself an estimate of 50 cats, each one seemed to leak white liquids out of its stomach. If you see this man please tell an authority. If you do not have a device, tackle him and squeeze his shriveled up man nipples. He should beg for mercy and free the slaved cats.

Help us please

We have had a recent sighting of a man with white hair and glasses crossing the border smuggling or just taking for himself an estimate of 50 cats, each one seemed to leak white liquids out of its stomach. If you see this man please tell an authority. If you do not have a device, tackle him and squeeze his shriveled up man nipples. He should beg for mercy and free the slaved cats.

Help us niw

We have had a recent sighting of a man with white hair and glasses crossing the border smuggling or just taking for himself an estimate of 50 cats, each one seemed to leak white liquids out of its stomach. If you see this man please tell an authority. If you do not have a device, tackle him and squeeze his shriveled up man nipples. He should beg for mercy and free the slaved cats.

Help wee need u

We have had a recent sighting of a man with white hair and glasses crossing the border smuggling or just taking for himself an estimate of 50 cats, each one seemed to leak white liquids out of its stomach. If you see this man please tell an authority. If you do not have a device, tackle him and squeeze his shriveled up man nipples. He should beg for mercy and free the slaved cats.

I like tacos

Can't you see how tacos affect the country? TACOS ARE THE MAIN PLANT WE GROW! Without tacos we would all die from dehydration! THINK ABOUT IT, no tacos= no children= death by heartbreak. This is clearly true because I majored in Tacology, the study of cacti. THIS IS ALL 50% TRUE BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP?

Cheese niblets r good

R u from Tennessee because I want to lactate ur cats, would u like to know why.......? Because mr Gorman can sense the dab in the air, will snatch it and smoke it like it's wet weed. Yes, the cats nipples get tired, and we firmly massage them to make sure there is no animal torcher

Yes it is good

A government still has obligations- while risking the security??!?!

A government still has an obligation to uphold its self-interests and more generally the best interests of its citizens, regardless of what melt-downs may be occurring in the outside world.Risks a hosts security:The Washington Free Beacon Magazine says "Two al Qaede terrorists were able to enter the country as refugees, according to a report from the House Homeland Security Committee. The terrorists settled in Bowling Green, Kentucky, after killing American soldiers.

Burger boogers are good

IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS, YOU WILL DIE.If you’re reading this, then you’ve already started the chain reaction and there’s no going back. The events I am about to warn you about will definitely unfold, even if you close this email now. The best thing you can do now is read on and carefully follow my instructions.The reason this is happening to you is unfair, but it’s beyond anyone’s control. This all started because of Jessica Brown. Jessica Brown lived in southern Louisiana on the shores of Lake Catherine. She lived with her mother and father and next door to her uncle. The house she lived in had a small cellar with various odd items—tools, cans of tomato paste, old furniture. It was ordinary in every way except that once a year, every year, on the very same day as the year before, a blinding blue light would flash from the cellar. The family had never been able to figure out what caused the light and had grown accustomed to it, until one year the flash damaged little Jessica’s vision.Her parents called an electrician, who showed up and looked at the wiring in the cellar. He said that everything looked fine, as it always did. He told Jessica’s parents that he’s been checking that same cellar the last 40 years, as long as he’d been an electrician. Every family that lives there would call him about the blue light. He finally admitted that the head electrician before him went to that house 40 years ago and died from a surge of electricity that charged through him and flooded the house with a flash of blue light.Every year, on that same date, the bright blue light flashed, but it had never harmed anyone before.The family tried to move on with their lives and tell themselves the electrician was just a booze hound making up stories since he didn’t know what was wrong with the wiring in the cellar. One day, Jessica’s mother was cooking and asked little Jessica to grab a few cans from the cellar. Jessica obliged. Her mother heard the little pitter patter of Jessica’s footsteps going down the cellar stairs and then, strangely, the cellar door slammed shut. It was odd, but Jessica’s mother assumed it was a gust of wind and continued chopping onions.Jessica’s mother jumped and dropped her knife at the sound of her daughter’s bloodcurdling scream. She yelled for her husband, and they pulled and pulled on the door until it flew open. Across the room, just beneath a little window with moonlight shining on her, stood little Jessica. Her mother called out to her, and Jessica slowly walked toward the door.Her parents looked at her bewildered, searching her little face for an explanation. All the blood had drained from her face, and her knuckles were scraped and splintered.

We should not let in more refugees

We already have too many so yah its not good so in the end more is bad and we already have too much so then it would literally overflow and then its the end of the world cuz some of them were actually terrorists. So no more or it will be to late?