Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

ah, women. op what ive learned is,
1. never, ever, point out flaws. ever.
2.even if you mean to help, dont say anything, unless u know they dont know. even then sometimes dont.
3. Know the time of month! lol it helps
4. the girl is always right. either that or ur more wrong.
5. if they ask something like "do i look fat?" neeeever say yes. there goes my last gf.
5. follow this list and u wont neccesarily be happy, but u will later XD
6. never make lists of 7!

WTF #9?
I hope you have something inbetween your teeth and nobody tells you and you find out after 12 stressfull hours with lots of important conversations where you had to make a good impression!
Seriously he wanted to help her to avoid 'not being flawless' so please calm your tits.

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