Tag: Enes Kanter

DTB’S OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: Enes Kanter’s assists in this video are really lame. Like, really lame. Four of them are screen-handoffs to Tim Hardaway Jr., who couldn’t miss in the first half; he was a free assist for anybody who passed him the ball. The other one, to Courtney Lee, was actually okay and demonstrated decent…

There have been 18 20-20 games this season. The list of players who’ve accomplished this feat is, predictably, basically a list of the reboundiest centers in the game. Cousins (who has frickin’ THREE 40-20 games holy buckets), Drummond, Howard, Whiteside, Towns, Jordan, Antetokounmpo (outlier alert). And Enes Kanter. That’s the company Kanter is in. Elite…

Oops! Almost forgot to do this Enes Kanter video. Oops part two: and I almost forgot to show him beefing it up with Devin Booker after decisively rejecting his weaksauce layup attempt. I have to say, what’s up with Kanter and beefing with people? He loves playing the role of the antagonist. Not as confrontational…

Enes Kanter has to be one of the most layup-prone players in the league. During his time in Utah, he was not shy about shooting the midrange jumpers. He even extended his range to the three-point line right around the time he got traded to OKC. That’s what you expect from youngish players; they expand…

I should’ve just stopped this video after the first quarter. Enes Kanter had 14 points in that period, was pretty much dominating all the weak little baby-men that were tasked with guarding his brute Turkish strength, and then he hit one more shot after that and none more in the second half. A Knicks fan…

Enes Kanter, to borrow the term used by the Jazz commentators so many year ago, absolutely bogarted the Philadelphia 76ers. Bogarted them to hell and back. The old god Tengri cares not for heathen Christendom’s puny “Christmas” celebration, and grants power only to his most esteemed warriors! The Knicks still lost, because they’re the Knicks…

You know, I kind of like it when Enes Kanter was shooting threes. He wasn’t great at it, he never took all that many, and it made him less effective at the one thing he’s really good at (offensive rebounding), but it was fun. He’s taken only one this year from deep, and he’s taking…

As far as fights go, this one isn’t great. It certainly doesn’t live up to past classics like “Ibaka vs. Fropez” or “Henson vs. Barnes” or “Artest vs. Fans”, but it does involve LeBron, which bumps it up a bit. LeBron hasn’t been roughed up since that brutal hit Nazr Mohammed delivered on him in…

The Enes Kanter/Steven Adams bromance has, tearfully (I assume at least one of them cried about its termination at some point), come to an end. It was truly a beautiful thing, but not everybody likes beautiful things. Some bad people see beautiful things and, disgusted by the beauty that they provide to the world while…

In terms of straight-up getting buckets, Enes Kanter is one of the very best in the league. The 9 people above him in buckets per minute are all considered elite offensive players, except for JaVale McGee and Josh Huestis (sample sizes FTW). Since you’re watching this video, you probably already know this, and you’re sitting…