You know how at the beginning of the year everyone's all pumped up about fitness and the gym is new form of crowded AF torture?...

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Weekend

FRIDAY

Friday night I made the best paleo brownies ever. Yes. Ever. I don't care what anyone else has to say about it. I've made some really, really awful paleo treat creations, but this one was a success. And I ate the entire batch over the weekend to prove it. Don't worry, recipe to come. I also painted my nails concrete color and promptly, obsessively peeled them off the next day. Oh, and that meal up there was not from Friday night. It was, however, delicious. Bacon wrapped asparagus = heaven.

SATURDAY

Saturday morning I woke up bright and early to run in the Trail of Payne 10K (6.2 miles) at Payne's Prairie! I got to chat with one of my best friends, Kim, the entire time while looking at the beautiful scenery and I had the perfect excuse to wear these ridiculous socks. We finished at a steady 58:10. It was a nice, comfortable run and there was a chick running with a velvety clover on her face. Awesome. It was super fun and we did a nice little leprechaun click of the heels across the finish line. Hopefully there will be a photo of this to come soon.

SUNDAY

The majority of Sunday was spent at the Japanese restaurant where I am employed. I was wearing a sparkly green miniature top hat, and I kid you not, not a single customer commented on it. Not one. So maybe due to the lack of spirit of my Asian cousine diners, I volunteered to be the DD for my drunken St. Patty's Day celebrating friends.. because, really, what's better after 12 hours of work than dealing with a bunch of drunkards wearing slutty green clothes? Nothing, that's what. It was actually really fun. The only thing I like better than getting stupid myself is encouraging others to get shwasted, and that I did. My girl Jenn even bought me a sparkly rose and proposed to me with her Deathly Hallows ring. It was magical.

In conclusion, my weekend was a success.

And in the spirit of St. Patrick's Day, watch this video and have a chuckle.