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A Presidential Scrapbook, Part 2

CONTROVERSY ERUPTS OVER CONFUSING MONGOL BALLOTCandidates Refuse to Ready UpSo the Game Can Begin.

"Mongols Can't Read!" Democrats Protest

MULTIPLAYER CHAT ROOM -- Tempers remain high as the ruler of the French empire in the White House LAN Party remains in dispute. As the results continue to pour in, it seems clear that the results of the Mongol voting are paramount and could sway the entire election.

Misleading Ballot At the Center of Debate

The wording of the ballotmay have confused mongol voters

In the eye of the storm is a controversial ballot distributed to the Mongol civilization, pictured at right, which some have alleged is unclear. "Look at this section right here," Democratic spokesman Arthur C. Parrington declared in a recent press conference next to the construction site of the Turkish wonder: "The box right next to the word 'yes' is actually the 'no' box -- at least, I think that's supposed to say 'no.'"

Fraud at the Polls?

Democratic leaders are also pointing to other problems in many Mongol voting districts. "There were 50,000 votes collected from the Mongols in this county," Parrington claimed. "The first vote I have right here -- you can see it is a parchment with a blood-smeared 'X' indicating the vote." He then pulled out a box of paper. "The remaining 49,999 votes are photocopies of a piece of parchment with a blood stained 'X' indicating the vote."