Apparently tired of being called fugly, plastic and talentless Victoria Beckham has lashed out at celebrity gossip bloggers. She says:

I think these people are pretty spineless, the way they hide behind pseudo-names. They don’t really know what’s going on in anybody’s lives. They’re just sad people sat behind their computers.”

Aw sweetie, let’s calm down, ok? With your leathery skin and hideous implants, it’s not our fault you look like some deformed sex robot mummy. Besides, most people in America who don’t read this kinda stuff probably think you died in 1998. And by “think,” I mean “couldn’t give shit.”