earlier i went to the store and saw this tall girl at cash registamabobber and so i walked over to get my drink all gangsta like as i usually do in the presence of a lady and go up to the counter riiiight?

keep in mind i have quote "glaucoma" and am a VICTIMMMM of hazy eyes while smoking a lot of pot and it was also raining really hard with scorched earth winds here in maine holy cow, anyway i didnt realize it was a MAN that i went to high school with and hes now TRANSITIONED until my friend told me outside the store. which is fine but i was surprised to see how tall he had gotten.

and she hit on me...its fine but it just caught me off guard. oh well.

any stories that make you sound like a horrible person as i just shared with you? please send me your cards and letters and ill be sure to read em on next week's show...its thirty noine degrees, here's paul harvey with the rest, of the story

earlier i went to the store and saw this tall girl at cash registamabobber and so i walked over to get my drink all gangsta like as i usually do in the presence of a lady and go up to the counter riiiight?

keep in mind i have quote "glaucoma" and am a VICTIMMMM of hazy eyes while smoking a lot of pot and it was also raining really hard with scorched earth winds here in maine holy cow, anyway i didnt realize it was a MAN that i went to high school with and hes now TRANSITIONED until my friend told me outside the store. which is fine but i was surprised to see how tall he had gotten.

and she hit on me...its fine but it just caught me off guard. oh well.

any stories that make you sound like a horrible person as i just shared with you? please send me your cards and letters and ill be sure to read em on next week's show...its thirty noine degrees, here's paul harvey with the rest, of the story

earlier i went to the store and saw this tall girl at cash registamabobber and so i walked over to get my drink all gangsta like as i usually do in the presence of a lady and go up to the counter riiiight?

keep in mind i have quote "glaucoma" and am a VICTIMMMM of hazy eyes while smoking a lot of pot and it was also raining really hard with scorched earth winds here in maine holy cow, anyway i didnt realize it was a MAN that i went to high school with and hes now TRANSITIONED until my friend told me outside the store. which is fine but i was surprised to see how tall he had gotten.

and she hit on me...its fine but it just caught me off guard. oh well.

any stories that make you sound like a horrible person as i just shared with you? please send me your cards and letters and ill be sure to read em on next week's show...its thirty noine degrees, here's paul harvey with the rest, of the story

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