HA Bible Study: Deuteronomy 28:22

Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

This rings of the same sort of thing a little kid would say after starting a fight on the playground, getting his ass handed to him for it, and then threatening to go get his Big Brother to come and beat someone up. “You’ll see, my brother’s going to come here and make you all sorry!”

It’s like Mike Huckabee threatening to “Call down the wrath of the Lord” if he doesn’t get all of his cookies in the next Election.

I’m convinced that all,our religions are from contact long ago with beings from other planets. Religion is how we made sense of those encounters, and the stories just changed over the ages to suit the needs of the current shamans, kings or empowers of the day.

Of course no one reads the first part of Deuteronomy 28 which has all the blessings of God! You are blessed or cursed by God. Seems most HA DUMMOCRETINS want to be cursed by God from their standard Sunday morning commentary!

“Of course no one reads the first part of Deuteronomy 28 which has all the blessings of God! You are blessed or cursed by God. Seems most HA DUMMOCRETINS want to be cursed by God…”

One again Puddy cherry-picks the Old Testament to damn his political foes. Whack Fundamentalist that he is, he follows Old Testament Law when it suits him, and only when it suits him, and that’s to judge others, then ditches the entire New Testament with the exception of one quote from Paul (Romans 1:27) and the Book of Revelation.

And what does the New Testament have to say about those who use Mosaic Law to judge others as Puddy does here?

“You are separated from Christ, you who are trying to be justified by law; you have fallen from grace” (Galatians 5:4)

“The profession of shaman has many advantages. It offers high status with a safe livelihood free of work in the dreary sweaty sense. In most societies it offers legal privileges and immunities not granted to other men. But it is hard to see how a man who has been given a mandate from on High to spread tiding of joy to all mankind can seriously interested in taking up a collection to pay his salary, it causes one to suspect that the shaman is on the moral level of any other con man. But it’s lovely work if you can stomach it. R. Heinlein

@8 Or they came down with a cold and died a long way from home. So why haven’t we found evidence of their ship, trade goods, equipment, camping equipment, weapons, fishing gear, tin cans or other sundries? (And if you want to claim they self destructed causing Sodom and Gomorrah you must provide what they used as fuel, the proportions, the most likely origin of the fuel or construct of the self destruct device.)

@25 You know, it’s possible they just dropped in for a quick look-see, didn’t get off the ship, and turned around and went home. Kind of like a home buyer not getting out of the car when the agent tries to show him a house in Ferguson, Missouri.

One again Puddy cherry-picks the Old Testament to damn his political foes. Oh really Stupid Solution Steve?

1-2 Today I am giving you the laws and teachings of the Lord your God. Always obey them, and the Lord will make Israel the most famous and important nation on earth, and he will bless you in many ways.

3 The Lord will make your businesses and your farms successful.

4 You will have many children. You will harvest large crops, and your herds of cattle and flocks of sheep and goats will produce many young.

5 You will have plenty of bread[a] to eat.

6 The Lord will make you successful in your daily work.

7 The Lord will help you defeat your enemies and make them scatter in all directions.

8 The Lord your God is giving you the land, and he will make sure you are successful in everything you do. Your harvests will be so large that your storehouses will be full.

9 If you follow and obey the Lord, he will make you his own special people, just as he promised. 10 Then everyone on earth will know that you belong to the Lord, and they will be afraid of you.

11 The Lord will give you a lot of children and make sure that your animals give birth to many young. The Lord promised your ancestors that this land would be yours, and he will make it produce large crops for you.

12 The Lord will open the storehouses of the skies where he keeps the rain, and he will send rain on your land at just the right times. He will make you successful in everything you do. You will have plenty of money to lend to other nations, but you won’t need to borrow any yourself.

13 Obey the laws and teachings that I’m giving you today, and the Lord your God will make Israel a leader among the nations, and not a follower. Israel will be wealthy and powerful, not poor and weak. 14 But you must not reject any of his laws and teachings or worship other gods.

Now to the other part of Stupid Solution Steve… Galatians 5:4 – This was referring to the 10 Commandments, not the Mosaic Law! Remember the pharisee and the publican parable?

So you need a permanent overseer to prevent you from raping babies and robbing people at will in the streets? An imaginary Massa in the sky? Is that the only reason you aren’t going around cutting people’s throats and taking their shit? If it is, you aren’t the sort of person you believe yourself to be.

“One[sic] again Puddy cherry-picks the Old Testament to damn his political foes. Oh really Stupid Solution Steve?”

yes, puddles you cherry pick. but i have conveniently translated for all that might wonder 1-2 ok, Israel is gonna be important. 3 god like vegetables. 4 god likes people, vegetables and farm animals. 5 and bread. 6 you will be a great accountant. 7 an accountant that kicks ass. 8 just to reiterate, god likes vegetables. 9 follow me and get great vegetables. 10 then you will be my property, a fearful property. 11 god likes people, vegetables and farm animals.. 12 it will rain when convenient. you will be a successful accountant. and also you can be a bank. 13 Obey me and Israel is gonna be important. Israel is gonna be important. 14 just do what the boss says.

>> “Now to the other part of Stupid Solution Steve… Galatians 5:4 – This was referring to the 10 Commandments, not the Mosaic Law! Remember the pharisee and the publican parable?”

Nope. ’cause i’m not an idiot and the fiction (yes, the bible is fiction) i read isn’t about that stuff, maybe some day i’ll read more than ken’s guide to the bible, but i’m busy.

You see Puddy has nothing to lose believing in God (Bible Author) as you call it fiction; And His Son Jesus and the Omniscient on Holy Spirit. When Puddy dies if they are not real okay. Butt, if God is real and His Son Jesus returns in the Clouds of Glory, where does that put a loser like you.

Pick one of the following dirty money: Oh Jesus, I was told you aren’t real so I chose that path. Oh Jesus, I’m sorry I believed a lie. Will ya forgive me? Oh Jesus, I do declare you are real! Oh Jesus, do I get a second chance? Oh Jesus, On No! Oh Jesus, I still don’t believe you’re real!

Every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord! You can take that to the bank!

So you need a permanent overseer to prevent you from raping babies and robbing people at will in the streets?

– Is that all you think black people do? How racist of you!

Overseer

– Still on that racist kick eh vomit producer? Didn’t like that expose of that loser in the other thread?

Puddy doesn’t need anyone to tell Puddy not to rape babies or rob people. That’s what DUMMOCRETINS dream about… raping and pillaging… First things from your fingers to this blog for that entry!

An imaginary Massa in the sky?

– Once again you misunderstood whom God is! That’s your big problem, no direct relationship with God! God is a God of love. You love that fact He provides all you need. You love the fact you love He give you life! Is that all you think black people do? Obey their massa? Why not ask rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears? He still lives in the reservation and YOU could be his massa! Why not apply for the job! Don’t know if it pays $15/hr butt you need to ask!

Is that the only reason you aren’t going around cutting people’s throats and taking their shit?

– This really demonstrates the sick mind of a DUMMOCRETIN. Why not ask that of rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears since he thinks like you vomit producer! Puddy bets rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears loves cutting people’s throats and taking their shit! That is not Puddy’s style. It’s not what Puddy does! Is that all you think black people do?

If it is, you aren’t the sort of person you believe yourself to be.

– Since it isn’t that sez much about you right vomit producer?

You have a really sick mind vomit producer. Is that all you think black people do? Apparently those black people you hang with have made your mind stooooooooooooooooopid as evah!

– This really demonstrates the sick mind of a DUMMOCRETIN. Why not ask that of rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears since he thinks like you vomit producer! Puddy bets rujaxoffallthetimestillprovingnuthinappears loves cutting people’s throats and taking their shit! That is not Puddy’s style. It’s not what Puddy does! Is that all you think black people do?

The shrieking harpie HR nightmare warmongering prick proves with every fucking word he posts what a motherfucking hypocrite he is.

@30 Well they weren’t flying the “Serenity” there would be pieces of that lying around somewhere if they were flying it. We kinda did that on the moon and well we left a lot up there. That first foot step will be there a long long time without erosion. It should be protected against meteorites. Even Republican’s would agree with protecting this moment. This is a boondoggle that will have all kinds of support to protect those first foot prints of man on the moon.

@28 Typos, punctuation well it’s always the printers fault. God hasn’t claimed ever to be a printer as that is messy work, and well printers didn’t exist until some guy named Gutenberg. Before that it was the scribes. So does God use an Apple?

@31 One must wonder at times why all this veneration of Israel. A nation that ceased to exist in 70AD and had been occupied for generations before. Why not a few hurrahs for Rome? After all the pax Romana made it possible for a small sect to spread its word across Europe and Asia. The disciples traveled on Roman roads. The ports were administered by Romans so traders knew what to expect. The Roman Peace lasted a long time. Rome had a need for a large communications network. Rome established laws and rules that were administered across the Empire. It was a Roman Emperor that makes Christianity the empires religion. Without Rome Christianity doesn’t become the dominate religion of the region; which in most ways fulfills much of the Book of Revelation depending on your interpretation. Clearly the writer was not an apologist for Rome.

“Galatians 5:4 – This was referring to the 10 Commandments, not the Mosaic Law!”

Lying about the Bible would no doubt end with you burning for all eternity in the fires of Hell, but you no doubt earned yourself a one-way ticket a long, long time ago.

Galatians 5:3 And I testify again to every man who receives circumcision, that he is under obligation to keep the whole Law.

What the hell does circumcision have to do with the Ten Commandments?

Back to the point made, you don’t live by the Bible. Every comment you make here shows that to be true. All the Bible is to you is a means to justify all the hatred that’s in your heart, hatred which you spew here in the name of Jesus Christ, of all people. You are no Christian. No, you’re nothing but an end-days cultist who revels in the thought of a world in flames, billions of people dying, and a AK-47-packing Jesus riding in on a cloud at the last minute to save your sorry black ass. In other words, you’re batshit fucking insane.

@38 So tell us more about the great mother rabbit spirit. Did she ever date Bugs? Roger? Did she ever attend a Grateful Dead Concert? Does she prefer regular lettuce or the all natural stuff? Is it a great rabbit spirit in the moon? Does she wear a silver moon belt? Or does she fly an invisible airplane and travel with a whip of truth she used on certain politicians to get the truth (often Republican politicians)? Does she enjoy the Hopi dances to her? or prefer the Kickapoo dances to her? Does she think coyote is trickster? So many more questions…soon to be a new religious book all about the great mother rabbit spirit. Enjoyed by Hobbits and Elves. Ok with men. Laughed at by dwarves. Just not cool according to the orcs and goblins. Dragon’s really do like rabbit, but not in a style that is popular with rabbits.

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