Alright, well it's been a long week and a lot of interesting things have happened since my last drunken tirade into the insanity of a man within the midst of an all night drinking fest, but since then I haven't drank all that much so I could be well rested for tonight's reviews. Now you see, your's truly after having been a member of this community for over three years, (but in all honesty, starting back up again recently after about a year and a half hiatus) has FINALLYwon the COMM NOM!!!

HAZAHHH!!!!!!!

Yeah! Live it, love it... Rub it?

I can't thank you all enough!

Now, I know I'm not the most likable person on here by a long shot, I mean hell, I can personally think of plenty other people who deserved the community nomination as opposed to me, but for some ungodly reason, you all chose me and I honestly feel HONORED. To be chosen by a group of people, whom plenty of you I have only met recently where as others I have know for more than a few years on here, it means a lot to me. So, with my most humble condolences,

Thank you all.

So, anyways... What was I doing. OH YES! I was doing the

MOTHER FRACKIN WHISKEY WEDNESDAYS DAYS REVIEWS!!! Oh hell yes. This week we have a select -- and rather cheap -- Kentucky bourbon, A T.V show review and a video game that I believe everybody should play, but before we do any of that, let's get this nonsense started with a song. Preferably a drinking song of sorts, since it suits the occasion.

Okay, so maybe that isn't a drinking song, but it's "The Pogues" so that has to count for something. In fact, you know what, screw it.

REVIEW #1:

The Pogues:

Okay, now the Pogues, where do I start? I first heard the Pogues on an old cassette when I was just entering into highschool, now mind you, at this point in my life, I listened to mainly nothing but grunge music, to the point where I was obsessed, but there was something about The Pogues that really always spoke to me. I recall sitting in my friends backseat listening to a mix tape he had made and a strange song, completely out of what mine and what my group of friends normal was at the time, came on. That song was Dirty Old Town by The Pogues, and at the time I recall the Dropkick Murphys were becoming big and me having never heard either band automatically assumed it was "Dropkick" and I never questioned it. I loved the sound of the song, but I wouldn't hear it again until five years later, when I was out of highschool and I... Well, I found new friends.

It was my best friend then and who is still my best friend even to this day that gave me a formal introduction to the phenom of an Irish Punk Rock group that gave up the dream far before they should have.

I fell in love with them.

I listened to them non-stop for weeks and months, much like anybody does with that "New Favorite Band" that you obsess over for a moderate amount of time, but after long, they fall by the wayside, much like all music choices, to only be modest reminders of brief moment into your life. Small doors that only provide a foggy window pane to see through into the dark smoky haze of memories once forgotten.

The Pogues will always be apart of my life, a certain time in my life at least, when I was just living. Drinking, partying, going to shows, fighting being young and stupid. They will always be a part of that era of my time on this mortal coil, and every now and then, I like to turn them on and listen to a band that was far beyond their means, and much greater than the credit they ever received.

Well then, I was not intending on reviewing a band today, but hey, it happens. Sorry you all had to bare through that (Let's be honest, no I'm not) and, so without much further ado, let's move on into our better half of this Whiskey Wednesday!

Evan Williams Honey

Haha, Liver!? What Liver?

Hmm, Evan Williams Honey. Now, this right here just may be a biased review, and I am sorry if some of you disagree with me, but I HATE Evan Williams whiskey. I mean, regular E.W is not at all worth the $14.99 spent on it when you can upgrade to Jim Beam for three dollars more. It's a waste of freezer space and shelf space in my honest opinion.

Now, that being said, Evan Williams Honey for the same price as it's brother in arms E.W regular, is worth every penny. With a taste that isn't too strong or too sweet, it has found a nice niche for a low shelf whiskey, and hell, I would even go so far as to say that the bottle it is sold in is one of the better Whiskey Bottles I have seen.

With a taste of honey, you can expect your whiskey to be sweet and yes, it is sweet, but it isn't overly sweet like of flavored whiskeys, much like it's better counter part in Jim Beam, it's more of a syrupy pour, which is nice for a brand that is basically watered down battery acid. If you are looking for a cheap whiskey that will also taste somewhat decent, then this is a good choice, but be mindful of the fact that it is only 35% alcohol, so don't expect much of a punch while drinking it. The strongest thing about this Whiskey is it's smell, which isn't good at all.

Author's note: Now, that we have gotten the one that everybody came here to see out of the way, this next one is going to be more so for me. Now, I don't normally do Television reviews or anything of the sort but seeing that I do watch a good bit of T.V I figure I may as well try my hand at this side as well. Now unfortunately, I'm not the best at remembering scenes or quotes, but I will do my best. So, for my first ever T.V Review!

1000 times yes.

The Venture Bros

"We have no secrets here. When men live and work together, it's imperative that there are no secrets. I miss my breasts! Inside of me, there's a woman screaming to be heard." - Col. Hunter Gathers

The Venture Bros. What can I possibly say to show you the love I have for what I believe to be one of the greatest shows to have ever been created. I honestly can't fathom the words, but hell, god dammit I'll try!

The Venture Bros is more than just a show to me. The Venture Bros calls back memories to my childhood as it gives nod after nod to my favorite childhood shows as in Johnny Quest, and Superman and Harvey Bird-man(The original). In doing so, it has found such a vast array of characters that it has at it's disposal after 5 seasons of being on the air. Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer just might be two of the biggest old school cartoon nerds on this planet, but this is very good for us, because they just might be two of the most brilliant cartoonist to have ever lived.

In five seasons, The Venture Bros has touched on topics such as love, homosexuality (Shore-leave being one of my favorite chars), sex, hate, murder, evil, child molestation, cloning, hell even prison rape and all within the context of the show. Not once has the Venture Bros ever seemed crass or seeming to be trying to hard for shock value. Everything within the show fits into Jackson Publicks crazy world he has invented. And with an ever growing story that has only gotten better and better as the seasons keep going, this show is becoming a maelstrom of pop-culture referenced-comedic genius.

I love this show, and honestly, you all should too. I realize this is a very piss poor written review and completely biased, but I don't care. Watch this show. You'll be a better person because of it.

Alright, so where as I know I promised a Video Game Review, stay tuned for tomorrow for an actual in-depth review on a game that I love with an INSANE passion. I even made a sculpture of the main character. (Ask MrsDeanMartin and she'll tell you what it is) Anyways, thank you all so much for reading this week and I really appreciate everything.