never been there but i love TX. since i was a lad i've seen the most beautiful women from TX in every beauty contest on TV and have heard many a tale of steaks that are of indecent size being typical restaurant fare. bless their hearts.

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. Pigs sleep and root in shiat. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

KrispyKritter:never been there but i love TX. since i was a lad i've seen the most beautiful women from TX in every beauty contest on TV and have heard many a tale of steaks that are of indecent size being typical restaurant fare. bless their hearts.

Krispy... Moved to Texas when I was ten and you are right.... The most beautiful steaks and most delicious women in the US..... Umm is that backwards?

No... no... no... our scientists have assured us that it's perfectly healthy to eat all of this stuff, in fact anything, in "moderation". As long as it's "part of a healthy diet", there's no problem.

Now I'll grant that there are some Americans laughing and saying "what kind of retarded f*ck would eat this?" and "yeah, putting your tallywhacker into a vacuum cleaner has novelty value too", but those guys are usually recent immigrants etc. Which is why they're usually normal weight.