In our first edition of The Gamers Court, Brando and Mike host a wacky and zany (yet informative) debate on what handheld is better; the Nintendo 3DS or the PS Vita. With the help of the Metal Jesus Rocks Facebook group a poll and testamonies are look at as well as rediculous statements from the 3DS and PS Vita (voiced by Brando). Before that we look at Mike buying a Retro Pie, PS4 surpasses PS3 lifetime sales, and Gamestop cancels the Elite Pro membership.