Wednesday, May 22, 2013

He's still quite an unlit bulb

Blitzer said to Rebecca Vitsmun, who escaped from her house with her 19-month-old son right before the twister tore through it. "You've gotta thank the Lord, right? Do you thank the Lord for that split-second decision?"
Vitsmun hesitates for a moment and smiles. "I -- I'm actually an atheist," she said, laughing off the awkward moment.

Yes, who doesn't want to "thank the Lord" right after -- using that logic -- he sent an F5 tornado to try and kill you and your neighbors? Thanks, God!