Wednesday, April 26, 2006

I'm so behind on everything this week. I feel like I'm trying to catch my ass in a tornado.

Just about the ONLY think exciting (to me) that has happened is that I finally received the majority of my free touch up session on my sleeve. And in a weird way, I enjoyed every last stick and prick and drop of blood. It was a serious tension release. I still need to go back in a couple of weeks to finish the remainder, so... who knows, it may be perfect timing.

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