Senator Mike Gravel suggested that if the US Army would fight harder if they went gay like the Spartans. I guess I totally missed that part of “300” and will avoid watching the uncut brokeback version when it comes out on DVD.
With tonight’s first gay presidential debate, the democratic party is attempting to outgay each other. Maybe Hillary will come out of the closet and Edwards will french kiss Obama on stage…

Britney Spears and Madonna moment between Barack Obama and John Edwards.

Oh yeah and we should have an all gay Army – probably why we are having problems in Iraq. Because of course nothing would make devout muslims more excited than a giant army of crusading gay infidels kissing their way down the streets of Iraq.

Sparta!!!! ouchie, ouchie, owwwwww….. I guess it does explain why they were all oiled up in the movie.

On the plus side the Army haircuts would improve and there would definitely be a sense of style.