Federal Court Rules You Can Be Arrested Simply For Filming The Police

In an embarrassing Constitutional setback for the American judicial system, a federal judge in Pennsylvania ruled on Friday that citizens do not have the First Amendment right to record police in public. That is, unless those citizens are telling the cops to go f*ck themselves. Then it’s protected speech. That’s the twisted logic coming from Judge Mark A. Kearney, a federal judge for the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Pennsylvania, who’s been on the bench a little more than a year.