tjfly:Would like to point out how rampant libtards use this site and the correlation to the first 49 of 50 posts being shiatheaded soulless attempts at humor. I am guessing you people find levity in late term abortions. You "people" finally make sense to me now.

Can you imagine how much it would cost to police that? I'm sure it would be a good thing in the long run, but how do you pay for it, and what are the penalties for unlicensed rutting? The crazies, the poors, the dumb-dumbs, and the uneducated are so vastly more fecund than reasonable folks who plan out major life decisions. You'd need satellite-based gonad-frying beams and the ultimate surveillance state in order to make it work.

The so-called "justice" system would be overjoyed with the opportunity to have yet another reason to build more prisons and stuff them to overcrowding.with more citizens.

Can you imagine how much it would cost to police that? I'm sure it would be a good thing in the long run, but how do you pay for it, and what are the penalties for unlicensed rutting? The crazies, the poors, the dumb-dumbs, and the uneducated are so vastly more fecund than reasonable folks who plan out major life decisions. You'd need satellite-based gonad-frying beams and the ultimate surveillance state in order to make it work.

Just make it a mandatory vasectomy/sterilization for the parents. Do you have a license for that baby? No? Snip/snip.

Also exchange set up an iPhones for vasectomies exchange plan. It worked in India, there's no reason why it wouldn't work in ghetto/trailer park USA.

tjfly:Would like to point out how rampant libtards use this site and the correlation to the first 49 of 50 posts being shiatheaded soulless attempts at humor. I am guessing you people find levity in late term abortions. You "people" finally make sense to me now.

Hey, did you hear the one about the two aborted viable fetuses who went into a bar?

tjfly:Would like to point out how rampant libtards use this site and the correlation to the first 49 of 50 posts being shiatheaded soulless attempts at humor. I am guessing you people find levity in late term abortions. You "people" finally make sense to me now.

Arthur Jumbles:They bring it upon themselves for crying like that. I swear, I think humans have the noisiest babies. I have no idea how natural selection didn't breed that out of us..... you'd think the pissing and moaning they do would bring every predator within a five mile radius to mommy and daddy's campsite.

They aren't as loud as you think they are. We have evolved hearing that is particularly attuned to the sound of a baby crying. When I had voice lessons I was taught a vocal trick using a mechanism similar to that babies use when they cry to make my voice sound half again as loud without actually raising the volume of my voice at all.

The down side is that as you would expect it is quite annoying to hear.

CleverID:I don't live too far from this town (Roy) and I am not surprised. Roy is a very, VERY strange place...seriously, just a small trailer park and a bar. Once I saw a horse tied up outside a trailer, just standing there, tied to a porch in the driveway. Probably saddled up to go to the bar.

I bet he lost his license for DUI. Interestingly, I learned recently that it is illegal in Kentucky to ride a horse drunk.

Reminds me of this wonderful story where the father was pissed off that the 2-year old kid wouldn't go back to sleep, kicked her between the legs so hard that she passed out, panicked because she was bleeding, wrapped the bleeding kid in a blanket, and left her outside in a nearby park... where she woke up, wandered around in the snow, and froze to death.

One of my favorite stories I came across on this website. Absolutely delightful, in a horrifying terrible way.

Gordon Bennett:Arthur Jumbles: They bring it upon themselves for crying like that. I swear, I think humans have the noisiest babies. I have no idea how natural selection didn't breed that out of us..... you'd think the pissing and moaning they do would bring every predator within a five mile radius to mommy and daddy's campsite.

They aren't as loud as you think they are. We have evolved hearing that is particularly attuned to the sound of a baby crying. When I had voice lessons I was taught a vocal trick using a mechanism similar to that babies use when they cry to make my voice sound half again as loud without actually raising the volume of my voice at all.

The down side is that as you would expect it is quite annoying to hear.

If you have one simple trick to make your voice half again as loud please share it with us. If it also reduces blood pressure or cholesterol levels all the better.

PunGent:tjfly: Would like to point out how rampant libtards use this site and the correlation to the first 49 of 50 posts being shiatheaded soulless attempts at humor. I am guessing you people find levity in late term abortions. You "people" finally make sense to me now.Account created: 2005-02-23 15:53:21Little slow on the uptake there...

His fingers just thawed out. He's 22 now, but he still cries and cries and cries.

qualtrough:Gordon Bennett: Arthur Jumbles: They bring it upon themselves for crying like that. I swear, I think humans have the noisiest babies. I have no idea how natural selection didn't breed that out of us..... you'd think the pissing and moaning they do would bring every predator within a five mile radius to mommy and daddy's campsite.

They aren't as loud as you think they are. We have evolved hearing that is particularly attuned to the sound of a baby crying. When I had voice lessons I was taught a vocal trick using a mechanism similar to that babies use when they cry to make my voice sound half again as loud without actually raising the volume of my voice at all.

The down side is that as you would expect it is quite annoying to hear.

If you have one simple trick to make your voice half again as loud please share it with us. If it also reduces blood pressure or cholesterol levels all the better.

It's a bit difficult to describe in text. It's a very buzzy, nasal sound made by pushing your voice through the area around your nose. If you do it right you can feel he area vibrating, which is a bit uncomfortable.

If you make a very nasal, whiny EHHHHHHHH sound you'll probably be in the right direction.