~ Might as well Laugh ~

This is a Book

Rose is a ghost-zombie-pirate that has somehow managed to misplace her heart. Literally.

Mary is a government worker (*cough*cough assassin) hired to prevent an alien invasion. She’s currently on the run after “accidentally” running over a U.S. diplomat with a double-decker bus in London.

For the past year, the two have been working together to gather information on the pending invasion, but when a dead body washes ashore on the River Thames, they are confronted with a new array of problems (you know, besides the fact that Mary can see dead people). Now they must not only solve the murder of a guy who may not be dead, but pay a visit to a mysterious king, the ruler of Norland–a place neither here nor there–who may have some of the answers they’ve been seeking.