Waking up pissed to find a friendly aged Asian Gentleman noshing you off.

Not my idea of fun, but I'm sure some might be excited.

From todays Sydney Morning Herald;

The family of a Sydney hotel worker is in shock over allegations he sexually assaulted a series of drunk young men while they were passed out, a court has heard.
Hoe Fatt Lee, 58, has been arrested twice in a week and charged with performing oral sex without consent on four heavily intoxicated victims.

We had an incident in Lisburn where a booty woke up to find his genitals in the mouth of an RMP. They'd both been out on the lash together (I think they were on some visit as part of a special duties process) and were sharing the same room.

The booty got upset with the monkey taking a sneaky suck of his cock and gave him a good kicking. The monkey ran crying to the guardroom and the result was that it couldn't be proven that the monkey sucked the marines nob, but it could be proven that the booty kicked the shit out of the monkey.

Had a bloke on my upgraders who used to do the same thing. First time he did it was a bit like W_A_B's story above except that the bloke who did the blowing lamped the lad who was being blown with an iron when he woke up and then claimed that the actual victim was blowing him. Claim and counter claim couldn't be proved but then he did it again.

The thing I always wondered was..... if he did it to me and I woke up, would I pretend to stay asleep till the money shot and then batter him?! Lets face it, it could have been wonderful!