It must be true... I read it in the tabloids

▪ A new mother who attended the Burning Man festival in Nevada gave away her breast milk to dozens of fellow festivalgoers. Miki Agrawal, 38, pumped her breasts every three hours at the weeklong gathering in the Black Rock Desert. “Some wanted it for their coffee to make lattes,’’ Agrawal said. “Some people downed a whole four ounces hoping for a hangover cure.” Agrawal, who said the breast milk tasted like “sweet coconut milk,” explained that “Burning Man is a place where you can try things without judgment.”

Screenshot: Laura Cowell

▪ A 5-year-old British boy found a nasty surprise when he lifted the lid of his family’s bathroom toilet: a 3-foot-long python. Laura Cowell said the toilet had been partially blocked for a few days when her son made the unexpected discovery. “He was frantic,” shputable, so he won’t end up in a toilet again.”

▪ A judge in Berlin has upheld a man’s legal right to fart in front of police officers. The defendant, identified only as Christoph S., broke wind twice during an identity check by a policewoman in February 2016. Police charged that Christoph “insulted” herr’s office pursued a farting case was a “failure of the state.”