Prep Rally

A Minnesota girls basketball coach was forced to serve a two-day suspension because of a lewd tweet that he sent in response to a student. While that suspension might seem light, it also obscures some of the bizarre gray area surrounding the tweet itself, which took the form of a bizarre quote taken directly from the movie "Mean Girls."

Any big fan of the ever-evolving walking art project that is Lindsay Lohan's career will tell you that the concept of assigning someone to butter one's muffin is a reference to a scene from "Mean Girls" in which a male character asks a female counterpart, "Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?"

The mother has a point. Disturbingly, if this case proves to be any kind of a precedent we can probably all brace for creepy high school coaches to employ quotes from other Lindsay Lohan movies on social media in the future.

Prep Rally shudders to think what will be used from "The Parent Trap" alone.