Paris Hilton banned from Russian hotel

Christ, she’s lanky. Oh, hey, guys. Didn’t see you there. I was just checking up on our friend Paris Hilton who managed to get herself banned from a Russian hotel. The offense? Writing on the wall. Apparently the suite didn’t come with a day-care worker! Ba-doom-SHA. StarPulse.com reports:

The hotel heiress, 27, wrote ‘Paris Moscow 2008′ in a black marker pen in $16,000 -a-night suite in the Hyatt Hotel in the Russian capital.
Hilton wrote on the wall for a photo-shoot in the room. However bosses at the hotel were unimpressed – and fined her $9,000. A hotel spokesman says, “Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list.”

Wow, only $9,000? Paris got off cheap. I figured burning down an entire hotel and rebuilding it on account of the VD would cost more than that. Like 15-20 grand tops. Then again I am barred from working in real estate after I sold a house for the below-market price of a six-pack. I thought it was a good deal. I mean, c’mon, you can’t drink a house. That’s crazy talk.