Space is big. Space is very, very big. There’s not a lot out there either. The chances of Chris & Dan finding anything, or even having a place to stand is pretty slim. They’re pretty much dead in space thousands of light years away from home and any other humans. It’s tragic.

Chris is a driven and isolated scientist who, no matter no matter how many hours he puts in at the sandwich lab he just cannot complete the ultimate sandwich recipe. Dan’s a plucky hobo who knows a thing or two about the world, and a thing or two about… bacon.