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Thursday, May 26, 2011

FW: Life after Marriage- As Seen By Computer Geeks

A techie woman writes to the IT Technical support.....

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0toHusband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in theoverall system performance, particularly in theflower andjewellery applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.In addition,Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such asNEWS 5.0 ,MONEY 3.0 andESPN 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, andHousecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried runningNagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______ ___ _______The IT Help Desk RespondsDEAR Madam,First, keep in mind,Boyfriend 5.0 is anEntertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is anoperating system.Please enter command:ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.0 update.If that application works as designed,Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5.However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband1.0 to default toSilence 2.5orBeer 6.1.Please note thatBeer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download theSnoring Loudly (Beta version).Whatever you do,DO NOT in any circumstances installMother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall theBoyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.In summary,Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional softwareto improve memory and performance.We recommend:Cooking 3.0 andGood Looks 7.7.Good Luck Madam!