Since my character is Argonian random people in town are like "You look worse then I feel".

Actually, this is probably because your character has a disease. Argonians have 100% poison resistance, but you might still have rockjaw or something like that. You should look at your active effects list in your magic menu.

-------------------May the Lord my rock be praised, who trains my hands for battle and my fingers for warfare. He is my faithful love and my fortress, my stronghold and my deliverer. He is my shield, and I take refuge in Him; He subdues my people under me. - Psalm 144:1,2

In keeping with my plan to complete all contracts without killing any of them, I Furied the fiance', so he did the dead, while they were alone on the balcony. I thought I should've gotten extra-Extra credit for that, but nothing doing.

"What a curious question. Well, I enjoy moonlit nights, taking long walks on the beach, unicorns, and knitting. In fact, I once took a seaside stroll on a moonlit night, and discovered a unicorn...which I proceeded to stab in the throat with a crochet needle. I am a woman of refined, yet simple tastes." ~ Gabriella of the Dark Brotherhood

You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old?- Sheogorath

For some reason this really made me laugh when I heard it

You can't use Sheogorath, he deserves his own thread.But...'You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting... 'This one had me in pieces, not literally mind you.

You are far too hard on yourself, my dear, sweet, homicidally insane Pelagius. What would the people do without you? Dance? Sing? Smile? Grow old?- Sheogorath

For some reason this really made me laugh when I heard it

You can't use Sheogorath

I just did :3 Watch me quote another two

I'm a mad god. The Mad God, actually. It's a family title. Gets passed down from me to myself every few thousand years.

Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. If not... Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed.