It seems that you've reached the homepage of BirdEgal202. Call me Lany if you wish. I know that this page is a mess but I'll fix it as soon as I learn the proper coding. I've written a few articles and you can read those that have survived the wrath and scrutiny of the admins (R.I.P. Ben Folds). If you have any questions or concerns about my articles, by all means say something. Constructive criticism is key.

BirdEgal202 has been a resident of Poughkeepsie New York since she was an infant and works sorting mail at PO 139, cubicle 37J though she is drastically underqualified (don't tell anyone!). Though she despises her job, BirdE keeps at it earning $7.00 an hour. She continually insists that she's "only in it for the money".