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On April 21st, Mr. Thorne found a Facebook event for a small local birthday celebration set up by a naive young Adelaide cumdumpster by the name of Kate. Unfortunately, young Kate fails at Internets and privacy settings and left the event open to all-comers. When Mr Thorne happened across the event, he decided to throw a little dick into the party by announcing it on his 30,000 followers of his twitter feed:

The rest is history as this tweet became a shot heard round the Internets, going viral and finally landed on /b/. ebaums quickly set about RSVPing to Kate's party en masse and spamming up the comments with the usual litany of fucktardery and lulz. They also started sending poor unsuspecting Kate hundreds of messages with all manner of vile and debauched invitations to their own private parties and started the search for dox.

Not satisfied to let this epic, subtle OTI to IRL troll and its attendant lollercaust become a natural born viral meme, Mr Thorne later decided to insert himself further into the budding Internets brouhaha to force it and stamp his name on it. Already famous for pretending to be loli on the Internets, he then set up a sock Kate Miller account and plant another open event for Kate's Party after the OG Kate had pulled the plug on the original event.

This event is set for May 8th rather than the original event which was set for May 1st and already has another 50,000 plus aspiring party animals. It remains to be seen how Mr Thorne will milk this for maximum drama and lulz but since this meme is already getting old, it's unlikely that anyone will care by then.

However, as we all know, you can't troll a troll and ED's crack Lulz News Network team of investigative journalists called bullshit, having already contacted the 'real' Kate Miller and gotten her take on the hueg internet phenomena that her party had become. This after due diligence was done and having verified her as not being David Thorne.

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And what would you like to say to David Thorne?

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—ED

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Grow up. Get a real job.

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—Kate

It is unknown how this pwnage affected Mr Thorne, but by the next day, his fake Kate Miller profile and the May 8th Kate's Party had vanished from the face of Facebook.

In June 2014 it has been reported that David is working on an HBO comedy series with Arrested Development's Jim Vallely. It's a comedy series named after his blog that takes place in an advertising office and will most likely suck. [1]