I've lived a very nondescript life, so achievements are fairly limited. There are two that jump to mind. I made the Dean's List once at a University, and I set an unofficial school record while being on the high school basketball team.

As you are aware, in a few weeks time you will be entering your very first SASS RUMBLE against nine other men who are all eager and hungry to make it to the main event of SassleMania II. Is there any particular reason why you should win the thing? Do you have a game plan going in? Anything you would like to say to the nine other participants in that match?