The Quokkas are an internationally franchised drinking team with a cricketing problem
Renowned for our fearsome lack of fear on the cricketing pitch, we bring our unique brand of sporting ineptitude and enthusiasm over ability to the ovals of our opponents

Guru was making his first return to his former club since we pinched him from ISIS in 2008. Excuses about divided loyalties were swiftly batted away in a solid opening stand with top-scoring Faggy.

Conan and Yak added some much needed runs, but it was Evil D, who never dies wondering, who made the innings reach a reasonable total.

The match was actually closer than the scores suggest as ISIS had a man retired hurt and only reached the target of 150 with 2.4 overs of the 40 remaining. The bowling from Faggy, Yak, Guru, Evil Dave, the Voice and Les, on debut, was tight and the batting had created a reasonable platform.

Thanks to the thoroughly nice ISIS chaps (despite what you hear from Iraq) for the loan of a fieldsman or two to make it competitive.