Everyday I await as in some great fate that I might debate
But alas as I smoke some grass these mods never let me create
DTB, BP, Special K and E never let me troll cause they be hattin me
These mods all quick and ellict tend to forget just exactly who they messin wit
Flaming so what, warezing you get that banning
Howz about I infract those TPU Lab Rats
But let me tell ya as I roll ya just the way things are
My name is Aphex and I be schoolin yall

Pretty High one's. but it's not a contest/ I just read them for the articles.

mussels is a kind of special friend that has vast knowledge in the forum land
he knows audio and video too if you need storage he'll know what to do
but if you want to piss him off bring up torrents and post his real pic to set him off
erocker sets back and rolls his eyes and acts surprised as mussels cries
Rhino taunts and makes it worse, while sneekypeet sorts through this public domain curse
gary knows and so do you, if you post a picture what people will do
If it's on google you made it fair game and gary lols cause he knew you'd complain.
you try and you try to get me banned but understand you fell for my

At TPU thnigs are runnig amuck
membership revolting saying mods here just suck
Paulig seems nasty and Kreij is a nut
which one is in charge of providing W1zzard his smut
Erocker seems savy, though treckies lack luck
he questions your benchmarks...come on dude WTF~
The thing that remains the question today
does Black Panther wear latex while working away

There once was a mod named erocker,
till I slammed that punk inside a locker.
There once was a mod named mussels,
till the lightwieght tried to drink all the alcohol brussells (sort of).
And last there was a mod named Easy Rhino,
who hands out infractions like a punk ass whino.
I gots mo swagga than the whole staff combined,
its too bad Im white though and really cant rhyme.

Boyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

EDIT: Is punk and punk ass considered vulgar? And of course I have no animosity towards the mods listed, they were just, well, you know, on my mind. hahaha!