Boba Fett Caption Contest #9

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Editor'sPick

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Author

Date

Fan'sChoice

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gimme all your money!
WAIT is this me or this schizophrenia

Landen

14798016002016-11-22

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Tetris did you clone my battle armor to pass off as me?

Tetris Fett of Mandalore

14124060002014-10-04

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When you wish you were dead.... call your stunt double!!!

shogran

11617596002006-10-25

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1 vote

1

Boba Fett: why do you have this gun growing out of your head?
Fake Boba: An accident involving a cloning plant and a gun factory ...i don't like to talk about it.. Awww, don't touch it man!

I know what yer thinking did he use the whole battery or is this the situation where he gets to fire forever without reloading? Well the truth is I'm not so sure myself. The question is do you feel lucky punk!

If I EVER catch you touching my Boba Fett action figure (with JETPACK ACTION) I will shoot you Fanboy

Fetty of Indihoma

11602908002006-10-08

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Boba: Before I kill you can I ask something?
Evil universe Boba: Do I have a say?
Boba: No.
Evil universe Boba: Go ahead.
Boba: you have a goatee under that helmet don't you?
Evil universe Boba:
.........

Yes.

Adam of Edmonton, Alberta

11602044002006-10-07

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now that my gun is in the back of MY head, its quite annoying

Griffin of IL

11601180002006-10-06

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It was really weird when I turned out to be the only girl dressed as Boba Fett. Once I took off my helmet twas quite a gasp!

Boba: Dude! there is this HUGE bug on you helmet!
Jodo: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!
Boba: dont worry dude! hold still
Jodo: What! how are you going to get it off!
Boba: Simple, I'm going to shoot it!
Jodo: O ok..... WAIT!!!
BANG!!!
Boba: .... opps

Arc Fett

11598588002006-10-03

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Time for TK!

jim of new york

11598588002006-10-03

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1

Leggo my eggo sha'buir!!

MandoSniper of NY

11597724002006-10-02

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

i love bobo a feat i wont to be him my holly life

jonah of canada

11597724002006-10-02

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1

Freeze! or I'll...shoot you with a inflatable version of myself? Hey who changed my cartridge!

Brandon of mass

11596860002006-10-01

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This is my BOOMSTICK!!!

Zach

11596860002006-10-01

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1

Boba Fetts the Kooolest!!!!!!!!!!!

charley of lubbock

11596860002006-10-01

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2

Boba: You know what the ironic thing about this situation is Jim?
Jim: What Boba?
Boba: I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

jim of new york

11596860002006-10-01

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I would shoot...but your have too good of taste in the people you copy!!

Kirsten

11595996002006-09-30

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1

...Nice suite...*BANG**SPLAT*...not as nice as mine poster (765)

Ket for Fett

11595996002006-09-30

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1

I'm on the Hunt!

Jar Jar Fett

11595132002006-09-29

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1

For fett sake man! Quit dressing up like me or i'm gonna kill you Jodo, ok?

Dooky of United Kingdom

11594268002006-09-28

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2

Rememeber, if you go to a Star Wars convention, don't get mad if your not the only guy dressed like Boba Fett.

Adam

11593404002006-09-27

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

we all know the only reason this happend is cause i aint wearing my lucky wookie braids

Reggie Bush of Fl

11593404002006-09-27

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1

i will ask one more time.....where is waldo?!

Cole of kenai, Alaska

11592540002006-09-26

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Boba Fett's talking to himself again...

Belton

11592540002006-09-26

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1

Han shot first DAMMIT!

Person

11591676002006-09-25

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You dropped your chocholate in my peanut butter!

Seth of Brundidge, Alabama, USA

11590812002006-09-24

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1

"If I had died in the Sarlaac, I wouldn't be killing off cosplayers. Never trust George Lucas."

11589084002006-09-22

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Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Stupid Clones!

Gino Deleo of Bayside,Queens,NY

11589084002006-09-22

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1

Ttef: And now my brother, it is time to DIE!

Fett: Wait, I think my bootlace is untied. I've got an itch on my back I can't scratch, I can't see a thing in this helmet, and this suit rides up in the crotch!

Ttef: Right... So, see you at the reunion dinner?

Fett: See you there.

Sean Wellington of Shelton, CT

11588220002006-09-21

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

Hmmm...this raises some serious existintialist questions! What do you say when you meet yourself...hmm....I know! How about "DIE YOU IMPOSTOR!" *BLAM!* Ahh...that's better.

McGruff

11588220002006-09-21

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Kast: Ah! This new massager works wonders!
Fett: Hurry it up. It's my turn next, and I haven't got all day!

Mando Girl of Mandalore

11588220002006-09-21

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I'm so damn good I can even sneak up on myself! Ha!! I never even saw me coming!!!

James J Hoffman of Fort Smith, Arkansas

11588220002006-09-21

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*sings in high falsetto* "I'm looking at the mandalorian in the mirror."

Trevor

11587356002006-09-20

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Give me your lunch money!

DaGangstaMan of US MO

11586492002006-09-19

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Another? You Boba Fett fan club members get crazier every day.

very annoyed person

11585628002006-09-18

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Fett: What does Boba Fett look like?
Kast: What?
Fett: What country you from?!
Kast: W..what?
Fett: What ain't no country I ever heard of! Do they speak Basic in What?!
Kast: What?
Fett: Basic mother****er do you speak it?!!
Kast: Y..yes.
Fett: Then you understand what I'm saying?!
Kast: Yes!
Fett: Describe what Boba Fett looks like!
Kast: Wwhat?
Fett: Say what again! Say what again, I dare you I double dare you mother****er say what one more goddamn time!
Kast: He's got a T shaped visor.
Fett: Go on!
Kast: He's wears Mandalorian armor.
Fett: Does he look like a bitch?
Kast: What?
*Fires*

Guy

11585628002006-09-18

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get down mr president

11585628002006-09-18

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If you're me, then who the hell am I. And if I don't know who the hell I am, then why the hell do i think you look like me?? HOLY SHIT IM CONFUSED!!!!

Devin Heinle of sidney mt

11584764002006-09-17

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Freeze you have a bounty on your head fake! you are worth more dead.

No i am worth more alive

too bad

chance of fl

11584764002006-09-17

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2

Double the Trouble

Leia Alidama

11583900002006-09-16

2

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2 votes

1

I've tried to be calm, I've tried to be nice, but now I have to get mean. WHERE!!!!
IS!!!! WALDO!?!?!?!

Nara

11583900002006-09-16

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BUY A CANDY BAR FROM MY FUNDRAISER OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!

Choji

11583900002006-09-16

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Jodo: i woder where I left my keys. Maybe this nice man behind me will help me find them.

Boba: Don't move clone!
Fake Boba: Why did you assume im a clone?
Boba: Hmm.. An entire army cloned from my 'Father's' genetic make up and your trying to pass yourself off as me.....Go Figure!!

Powelly of Leeds, UK

11578716002006-09-10

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1 vote

1

I thought I told you to stay in the mirror!

Jon Wagner

11578716002006-09-10

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I want to know where Waldo is and YOU ARE GONNA TELL ME!

Chet

11576988002006-09-08

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Okay Morrison this is the REAL Boba Fett. You tell Lucas to re-edit the original trilogy and GIVE ME MY OLD VOICE BACK!

Ryan

11576988002006-09-08

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HA! the jokes on you!!! you dont know who is who, so you cant kill me without possibly killing your self!! HHAHAHAHAHAHA-BLAM!!!!!!

djchicken of austin tx

11576988002006-09-08

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Hmm, maybe cloning myself again wasn't such a good idea after all.

the french canadian

11576124002006-09-07

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Boba: guess who!!!

11575260002006-09-06

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Jodo: Hey man, you know that you are point a blaster to my head right?
Boba: Yeah I know. But this is the big thing on your head that I'm going to blow away.
Jodo: O Ok blast away then.... NO WAI BANG
Boba:What a loser.

Gotcha!I knew you stole my good suit! That...fits. Hand it over and I wont blow you brains out! And make it snappy! This thing really rides up!

of Ohio

11567484002006-08-28

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Who gets the laast slice of pizza now?

11567484002006-08-28

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Down in front.

of farmington, ny

11559708002006-08-19

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viva los mandalorians

viva los mandalorians of Pomona, CA

11557980002006-08-17

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Ahhhh, yeh, thats the spot.

Jamie of Engalnd

11556252002006-08-15

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Boba: Drop the candy and no one gets hurt!

Mando Girl

11556252002006-08-15

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You have to ask yourself. "Did he fire 4,999 or did he fire 5,000 times? Do you feel lucky punk?

Bill Singer of Chicago, IL

11556252002006-08-15

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Is this the right thing to do?

Oh what the heck! I'll shoot him anyway!

Boba Fett of Tipoca City, Kamino

11556252002006-08-15

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I've told you to restock the toilet paper for the last time!

MandoSniper of NY

11556252002006-08-15

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Meet Boba Fett: yet another victim of identity theft

Snazlewax of Phoenix

11556252002006-08-15

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Do I really look that fat?

Dash of Alameda, CA

11556252002006-08-15

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So you're the one who started bobafettfanclub.com!

Hank of ohio

11554524002006-08-13

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What you do when there is a price on your head

Hank Cole of Findlay, Ohio

11554524002006-08-13

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I told them not to give the clones any ideas.

stuart

11554524002006-08-13

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Boba: I have been hearing alot about you, you imposter.
Jodo Kast: Oh yeah well about that-
Boba: I dont care what you have to say!
Jodo Kast: I am sorry Boba Fett.
Boba: I forgive you! You want some pizza or something?
Jodo Kast: Can we have cheese pizza?
Boba: Sure..
Jodo Kast: ALL RIGHT!