What the hell did I just watch? Something that looked a hell of a lot like a human was being dragged along by a bus, then got run over by a van, and then just got up like it was nothing? That what I saw. That’s a Terminator, right? Of course it is. A Terminator. In Ukraine. Holy shit.

Why was this guy hanging onto that bus? Was he trying to get on the bus, or capture it to feast on its diesely innards? Is he high on some Ukrainian superdrug? Is that what that krokodil stuff does to you? Are we in danger? What the fuck is going on?