Tuesday, 30 September 2014

Sorry for the eerie silence round here, I've been on rather a long holiday. However, I'm back now, and have been catching up on the Sunday Papers with Kevin. We exclusively reveal what George Clooney would have been called had he been a girl...

(There was a bit we had to cut for time which I rather miss now, where one of the papers said that although Clooney has been married before, nothing could be more different from his first wedding than this one. That's right. Nothing. No two concepts in all of human comprehension could be more dissimilar than George Clooney's first wedding, and George Clooney's second wedding…)