Show Notes

— All Of Shannon Noll’s Friends: Tyler Snodgrass and Danii Gallegos, who co-produce a podcast with Shannon Noll, are in studio

— Shoot At The Wind: Amid the hurricane in Florida, police warn people not to shoot at the storm as way to send it away after a Facebook event titled Shoot at Hurricane Irma garnered 54,000 replies of interest

— From The Perverted Mind Of Stephen King: Keith gives a very animated review of the movie It. He also reads some of the passages from the book It where the 10-year-olds participate in an gang-bang.

— We Still Love You?: Tyler and Danii had a friend drunkenly confess to them that he took somebody hostage with some of his fraternity brothers

— Sexing Up The Kiss Face: Abraham Parnes, 43, has been charged with lewdness after a mom reported he was masturbating in the back of the theater during a screening of The Emoji Movie

— Custody Battle: Sofia Vergara is making sure her ex-fiancé Nick Loeb can't use her frozen eggs without her written consent

— Highest Paid Men In Hollywood: Forbes came out with a list of the highest paid actors of 2017

— Netflix And Super Chill: Netflix is legitimately in the marijuana business

— Hot Headed: Indian Chef Mustakeem Ahmad was so mad about his throat cancer diagnosis that he shot his friend who introduced him to cigarettes

— Bikinis And Martinis: Keith accidentally drank whisky

— Getting Political: Hillary Clinton is releasing a book titled What Happened which details her experience losing to Trump in the 2016 election

— The King Of Shit Talking: Keith gives an update on his fantasy football ass-kicking

— The Blind Side: The University of Southern California has a long snapper on their football team named Jake Olson who is legally blind

— Crushed: The Saint John’s Johnnies football team beat St. Scholastica 98-0 by scoring 4 touchdowns in the first quarter, 5 in the second, 3 in the third, and 2 in the fourth

— We Have Been Organizing It For Years: Keith reads a sassy message from one of his high school classmates who cancelled their 25th year reunion