Specifically, she scored a book with another person the internet loves: Anthony Bourdain, who I wasn’t aware was in the publishing business before today. Bourdain was apparently charmed by Marilyn as much, if not more, than we were after her review of an Olive Garden took the web by storm, and will publish a book of her food columns as a sort-of history of food in the American heartland.

“People were putting it up as the most hilarious and mockable review ever, and of course that was my first instinct…to sneer, and then her reaction was so dignified and genuine …I thought, ‘Wow, she’s making us all look bad,'” Bourdain told CBS in an interview today. “I thought, ‘I want to publish this person’ and I will be doing just that.”

Somewhere, Sarah Palin’s publisher is getting a very angry phone call, “You’re fired. I know Tony’ll publish my new primary school biology text ‘Mama Grizzlies and Dinosaur Cowboys: How Jesus Rode to Victory on a Triceratops, Modern Genetics Explained, and Why Darwin is Going to Hell'”