Male Fashion – Gahum Riptide

Ok but srsly I first noticed Gahum a few years ago on plurk and I found him to be really funny and bratty. Then I heard him on voice inworld and I just fell in LOVE! I offered to have his babies and even dump Mr. Revolution for him but he refused and said and I will quote: “I don’t like the vaginas.”

So then I was like well excuuuuuuuuuuuse me for having a VAGINA! SRSLY! So then I made him into my pretend sl brother and he does what all brothers do well, he tortures me at every given opportunity. Any time he can, he will come into my plurks to harass, torment or just call me mango! So as you can see folks, he’s a big time pooface and I really can’t stand him! I hate him almost as much as I hate Mr. Jefferson…or perhaps the same, which I thought would be quite impossible.

While I was shooting his pictures I tried to make him look as ugly as possible but it was kinda hard. These pictures were taken on his home sim where he’s done quite a bit of beautiful landscaping. Gahum seems to have quite the green thumb and is always plurking about gardening in RL and then occasionally he’ll plurk about really random and obscure flowers and plants sharing all sorts of details about them while I sit back and laugh at his dorkyness.

A few things I DO like about Gahum is his straight-forward honesty. He’s also got this “don’t really care what you think or do” attitude which I just love about him. He does his own thing and he’s quite the force to be reckoned with. He’s also extremely intelligent.

BTW, why are so many hot and smart guys gay??? WHY??? What’s wrong with vaginas DAMMIT?