Wednesday, May 30, 2007

1. I love to eat ants, once an ant got stuck on my lip and mommy had to get it off. She was really grossed out. As soon as it fell on the ground I picked it up and ate it, I made sure it went straight down to my tummy.

2. All my neighbors know and LOVE me, even the kids love me. They all say hi and give me lots of attention. Except for those evil dog haters who make mommy and daddy pay that STUPID DOG FEE.

3. If you don't know already, mommy and daddy have to pay $100.00 a month fine for having me. Some people don't like doggies. I wish I could pee and poop on all their faces.

4. I once destroyed a stuffed toy in five minutes. By destroy I mean.... ripped it open DIGESTED the stuffing. I get awful sick, but I love it.

5. I need to be aware of all changes in my house. If mommy or daddy changes something without letting me know I get very angry, bark at, and try to get rid of the new "thing" in our condo.

6. I like to lay on the vents in our condo. I like the heat in the winter and the A/C in the summer.

7. We had this blog for a long, long time, but we didn't know about DWB. So we opened a MySpace page, but that was silly. Mostly just pictures and all these weird people trying to add us as friends. So we started using this blog again and found DWB. I shut down the MySpace page, started blogging, and the rest is HISTORY.....

8. When I'm not in the crate or my mommy's room, I bark when I hear someone near our door I bark,. Except when it's mommy or daddy. I can tell when mommy or daddy are at the door, I'm smart like that.

9. I used to be kept in a crate when my parents were not home, now I get to stay in my parent's room. They put the pillows, socks, and underwear away because I will eat anything I find. I never mess up the bed, in fact I like to sleep on the bed because it smells like mommy and daddy.

10. When my parent's leave I get a kong filled with peanut butter. That's another one of my favorite foods.

11. I have my ownZip Top Tote. Daddy bought it for me. My name is on it!

12. Most of the time I pee and poop out in the woods, accross the parking lot. But if it's late at night, early in the morning, or if I JUST have to pee I pee on the WizDog out on the porch. It works, it keeps the pee off my paws and looks nice out there - that is when mom removes the old paper and actually CLEANS!!!!!

OOOOH mommy has a question..............

Hi, Karen here, Balboa's mommy. Some of you have other words instead of "comments" at the end of your posts, like, "licks", "poops", or "grunts". How did you do that? I just can't figure it out......

Hi, Balboa. More facts about you! That is so nice.That thing about your mom and dad having to pay monthly fines for you is so sad. There are things that I can't understand about some people.I like your Zip Top Tote, itr really cool!Have a good nightBesosLorenza

To change "comments" to something cooler, click "customise" on the top right of the main page, then go into the "template" tab, then on the section that says "Blog posts" click "edit" and you can change it there!

Oscar, Mommy and daddy have to pay a fine because the condo association thinks dogs are messy. Meanwhile cats are a lot messier AND my mommy cleans up after me when I poop in the woods. THANKS FOR THE HELP ON THE "COMMENTS".

Joe, I use the bag when we travel or visit family. I keep my travel food and water dish, extra water, toys, treats, towels and bags (incase I get sick) in the bag.

Oh, I have my own bag too... except that it doesn't have my name on it and it's PINK. *sigh* And I eat ants too! And if my girl smooshes a bug on the wall, I'll scrape the wall with my teeth to make sure I got all the yummy guys off!

And you are so smart, staying aware of changes in your house, knowing where to cool down or warm up, and recognizing strangers around your house. And I love your SNORTS! I do that all the time too! Snorting and huffing and puffing!

I used to have a bag too. Daddy used to put me in it when I was small so I didn't have to walk. Now that I am big, I can't fit in it anymore. I let Toto use it now. But your bags cooler, its got your name on it.

My brother from another mother!!!!!I can't believe it- we have soooo much in common.1- I like to watch/guard my parents when they are showering2-I also have an obsession with smellign anything anything my mom cleans off of me!I'm sure we have more in common--i mean...how could oui not :)