Shawnie was an A-student in her academics by day... but by night (and weekends,
and state fairs) she was the hottest vixen in Spackletown High's Future Farmers
of America chapter. She was very happy that the FFA made her such hot property
all over the state — otherwise only local boys would only want her for her brain.

Almost based on a true story. Found at a community yardsale in Puyallup WA.
(and that horizontal blemish is a Photoshop fix of where the photo was folded)