“Unknown” — Donald Rumsfeld triggers a wormhole with the content of his Unknown Unknowns speech, allowing reason and sanity to seep into the Defense Department. A true science fiction masterpiece.

“The Shumate” — Former Notre Dame and NBA star John Shumate gets a new roommate, only to learn he’s obsessed with Shumate’s basketball training videos. Tagline: That doughnuts not the only thing getting dunked.