PracticalPatti

One time in junior high (or was it middle school, it was one of many), my friend Brian called me Practical Patti. I was rather offended and couldn’t imagine why someone would insult me so terribly. There’s much talk of centerpieces when the W word is uttered and at this point, my mom, Jo’s mom, my friend Jason, and friend Jes have all discussed the matter. At this point, I’m tempted to throw creativity to the wind and go with the following practical option