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The Best Ad Critic In The World™ (™ pending), but I'm done as a reviewer, at least full-time. I'm also a damn good copywriter with 20+ years experience in NYC. Hire me for your in-house creative department, and I will help you make better, more interesting, and more effective ads/branded content. Samples/resume available upon request. Salary request is very reasonable.

Elves are also known for not having genitalia and saying things like "My name is Mithriel; I eat gossamer." A little creepy and not good at all. Their creepy factor is right up there with clowns and those ice cream guys who drive around neighborhoods looking for children.

What is it with Americans? Even when they're handing you a ticket they wanna do it cute. Everybody wants to be a loveable little fuzzball...and bash your brains in...and be loved for doing it. Oh how adoreable, how adoreable...hit me again why don't you, you cutey you. Aargh.

Anonymous #1 : blame the guy that stole the car or the burglar that ransacked your house, not the police. Everyone else : you gotta have some fun at your job, change it up once in a while...although I'd NEVER wear an elf suit, I might dress like a hooker for "Operation Angel" nights (all you perverts know what that is)

You know what? Thank God for cops who bust speeders. There are so many arrogant (sometimes drunken) cum-sacks racing around in gigantic SUVs on the way to and from Wal-Mart this time of year. Why should I have to worry about getting taken out by one of them?