Sounds like something one of those fancy, schmancy anticholinergics could help e.g. oxybutynin or some such, except Beer's criteria was been updated and expanded in November, (don't want to increase cognition or dementia risks); how's the BPH?

We had a tech writer for aerospace vehicle training manuals who totally trusted the spell checker. The writer appeared to claim that the aircraft did not have a intercooler coolant loop, but rather had an intercourse coolant loop. Much hilarity ensued in the office on review.

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