The West Wing cast reunited for a PSA about veterans issues because they’re never going to be happy until we drown in our own nostalgia tears. (Lainey)

What the hell is going on in this Hulk Hogan/Gawker lawsuit? On day two of the trial, Hogan testified about the length of his penis, because apparently Hulk Hogan has a 10-inch dangler, but Terry Bollea (Hogan’s real name) doesn’t? And this is relevant to his suit against Gawker in some way. I’m already running low on brain bleach this week, and it’s only Wednesday. (DListed)

If not for Bob Odenkirk’s busy schedule, we may never have gotten the character of Mike Ehrmantraut. What would that world even look like? (Uproxx)

Umm… there was a lot more information in that new Game of Thrones trailer than I ever would have thought. (Inverse)

Kraft starting talking a while back about changing their mac & cheese recipe to get rid of the artificial ingredients, and people went nuts. They weren’t going to give up those nostalgia- and poison-laden yellow dyes FOR ANYONE. Except it turns out Kraft just went ahead and did it anyway. Three months ago. And no one noticed. (Eater)

Not that that knowledge is actually going to change our behavior. So let’s talk House of Cards! Specifically, the many, many crimes of Frank Underwood, as broken down in handy infographic form. (It’s all pre-season 4, too, so no spoilers for the new episodes.) (TruthFinder)

While Cannonballer Sophia had been a little hesistant that Jen Kirkman’s I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids wouldn’t positively represent child free women like herself, after a couple of chapters, she warmed to her, and gave Kirkman’s book four stars. Have you recently crossed any long time entries off your "to be read" list? (Cannonball Read 8)