A Dovahbear walks into a bar in Skyrim for some honey mead. Stop me if you've heard this one. It ends in a round of bear versus dragon, and I don't think there's a battle I want to see more than that.

Bethesda's Skyrim would be a billion times more adorable if the protagonist was a big chubby bear (with a drinking problem). What're you doing on that horse, bear? You're a bear. You can't ride that horse.