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The day Pamela Gidley came in to read for the part of Brigitte she gave what is perhaps the worst performance in the history of auditions. She was sexy, quirky, odd and I don’t think she performed even one line the way we’d written it. But we were totally captivated....

We have just completed some major maintenance work on the Centre's mainframe. If anybody has any trouble, primarily with logging in, we apologise for any inconvenience and you are more than welcome to take this up with Mr Raines. Otherwise, try a password reset, and...

Starting this week, we will be sharing with all new and old fans of the Pretender, our fondest memories of each TV episode (for those who are just arriving, the Pretender ran on NBC and later on TNT, from 1996 to 2001 and we had the time of our lives) and we will...

Come one, come all to participate in the Centre’s annual gift giving season. Sydney, the resident psychiatrist, believes it promotes good cheer and moral to give the gift of joy. That’s why, many, many years ago he started ‘Sydney’s Secret Santa’ tradition, which...

We are humbled and honored to have been so embraced by our French friends that we have built a website in their language as a community gathering place for all things Pretender (lecameleonvit.fr) – past, present and future.

Due to routine upgrades from the tech department, there will be some downtime on the Centre Mainframe at www.thepretenderlives.com at 11pm PST. SIS has reported no breech in security and Mr Broots is working hard to run the maintenance sweep as efficiently as...

Muddy Buddy RecipeWe all know SL-8 has the best snacks, so when inquiring minds sought to find out the source of these delectable delights, we looked no further than Felicity’s workspace to get the low down on a holiday treat.Ingredients:1 box Chex (or similar rice...

A TASTY TREAT This month's recipe comes from Michelle Lucca Stamatis from the Psychogenic Research Department in one of our satellite facilities. She says that Nicholas, her son, considers this favorite dessert and it is very easy (and healthy) to make! Ingredients:...

LOST LUGGAGE A cadre of budget analysts on their recent retreat in the south of Chile had a horrific experience- their luggage, including their Centre-issued computers, were stolen from the baggage claim! We suspect foul play, possibly involving a certain Pretender,...

BASTILLE DAY The French Annex celebrated Bastille Day in a big way this year! The staff pulled numerous all-nighters to prepare for the grand festivities, the largest of which they cannot wait to share with Operatives from the rest of the world! But they have informed...

Free Candy! The cherubic faces over in the daycare center convinced Miss Kylie that the best way to celebrate the end of the school year would be to hold a Candy Appreciation Day on the 29th from 8am-3pm. Stop by the children’s wing for a grab-bag of your favorite...

SPRING BREAK Since we received numerous complaints last year, management feels the need to reiterate that there are travel restrictions in place for Spring Break, and all retreats to Cancun are to be postponed to Autumn. Additionally, Sweepers may detoured from their...

CAN YOU RUN THE EXTRA MILE? May 10th, you will be able to prove your sprinting skills with a 5K fun run around the Centre’s campus, sponsored by the Sweeper Extracurricular Association and the Centre’s Jogging Team. Be sure to have appropriate running gear – walking...

EXTRATERRESTRIAL ABDUCTION DAY! The Centre’s Xenoarcheology Department will be sponsoring an exhibit in the Main Concourse this week in honor of the International ET Abduction Day. They have been hard at work with the Area-51 Annex and are thrilled to present asteroid...

MOVE OVER CUPID! ARCHERY LESSONS BEGINNING 2/14 With Valentine’s Day on the horizon, it’s time to put those cupid skills to work. No, Mr. Lyle, we don’t mean matchmaking… we mean stringing that bow and putting an arrow of love in your target of choice! Hannah in SL-6...

Annual Pet Adoption Day! Who can resist to their cute little faces? Not even Miss Parker will resist this one! Miss Mallory will be organizing this year’s Pet Adoption Day in the lobby on January 24th, with the aid of local animal shelters who are crowded with furry...