This Candle Smells Like My Man’s Getting Laid Tonight

ONE FOR $24 OR TWO FOR $40 using the code 'LIGHTMYFIRE' at checkout

Let the festive aroma of your favorite season keep you & your lover indoors for an unhealthy amount of time.

‘this candle smells like my man's getting laid tonight'

SMELLS LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE

Enjoy the subtle crackle of the wooden wick as it burns. Once you've burned through the entire candle, remove the wick from the bottom of the glass, wash with warm, soapy water & enjoy your favorite adult beverage in this 11oz reusable whiskey glass.

These candles are handmade in California from American grown soybeans. Soy wax is completely renewable, sustainable, eco-friendly & carbon neutral. This results in a candle that will burn cleanly & slowly.

WARNING: Each & every candle is handmade, so texture and appearance will vary from candle to candle. This is normal and part of what makes these bad boys unique. You can rest assured that the candle you receive was made with care & passion.