Man in hot water for giving free, unlicensed haircuts to the homeless; new dating app matches users based on mutual hatreds; Bangladeshi girl and her family use fake penis in bizarre scam; over 90% of German left-wing protestors live with their mothers; porn site holds Donald Trump lookalike casting sessions; a Cheeto which vaguely looks like one specific photo of Harambe sells for nearly $100,000; total genius burglarized home while wearing GPS ankle bracelet. All this and more!