I want to compile a list of the greatest PerlMonks quotes. And I was wondering if some monks would like to nominate some quotes and give some suggestions? I was thinking that they could show some kind of humor or show some kind of Perl insight.

I haven't given this a lot of thought yet, but here are a couple off the top of my head:

[Corion]:Your Mother: Even I don't remember what "related and neat" I could have that would fit to 1211240 :) Maybe "pjax", which turns a static site into a Javascript-partial -reloading site? That's purely Javascript though

[LanX]:true I might get visa problems when they hear about my love for massacres ...