His ashes were interred next to a 32 ounce plastic container holding the ashes of Clara Brownlee, the woman credited with inventing the snack dip. In a poignant note, neither container was stamped with an expiration date"

If you can fill a trophy case with Pringle cans stuffed with dead peopleAnd still lose out to Kennedy, that @*!#*& celebrity,And go on stuffing more people into more Pringle cansIn proud anonymity --THEN you are a man, my son.