In case you were wondering, my last name, middle name or nickname is not paul. I am not 51 years old, was not born in '51, don't have an IQ or address of 51, don't drive or own a 51 vintage auto nor have I been married 51 times or have 51 kids.

UPDATE I: Don't have 51 guns (if I did most of them would be Sigs) nor have I ever played a round of golf of 51(Might have for 9 holes).

UPDATE II: My zip code nor street number does not begin, end or even include the number 51