I have two pieces of excellent news for you. First, this work of art, "There's No Place Like Home," can be yours for only $1,000. A thousand bucks! What a bargain for this "beautiful hand painted mural by and up and coming local artist." You can't just walk into the Musee d'Orsay and take home a Gauguin, but you can have this in your fricking living room tomorrow, for less than a month's worth of trips to the packie.

Here's the second part of the good news. That $1,000? I know it's hard to believe, but the artist says it might be negotiable.