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Put your risk factor to the test on Captain Risky's Commando Course! A series of risktastic obstacles coming to a l… https://t.co/HSOE2fPqaH | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #12: What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy claws! | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #11: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk. | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #10: Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
Because he had no body to go with. | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #09: What do you call a short-sighted dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saw-us | 🎅Riskmas Cracker #08: What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A woolie jumper | 🎅 Riskmas Cracker #07: Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they arrrrrrr! | 🎅Riskmas Cracker #06 Why are Christmas trees very bad at knitting?
Because they always drop their needles. | 🎅Riskmas Cracker #05: What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful.