"...the anal cavity has eight more muscles and is four degrees warmer than the vagina."

Its definately comforting to know that someone here is prepared to straddle the gnarled, insatiable cock of responsibility and do their research. Good job kriegen, 2 kudos from me _________________[stockholm] wrote:

I bet Julian O'Neil was involved somehow, lurking behind the curtin, shitting on the windowsill, pissing on the shagpile.

dagz

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16-04-2008 12:15 AM

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I (l) basto_________________[quote="Justin"]if I can't read a bands logo then I won't go and watch them play.[/quote]

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Tom

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16-04-2008 12:27 PM

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woops_________________[quote="Justin"]if I can't read a bands logo then I won't go and watch them play.[/quote]

Tom

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16-04-2008 05:02 PM

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chocolate block freak_________________Got those sticky thread blues.

Alistair

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19-04-2008 03:19 PM

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Sooo, anyone taken a digit in the chocolate cave while getting it on?

Ps. Voted curiosity._________________

daggles wrote:

if I owned a business I'd leave the aircon off for the first half of the day, and then turn it up high so the young female employees nipples went erect and I could get stiffies over it. then I'd go home and sleep with my back facing my wife and dream about sadness

Had a massive bender from xmas day till new yrs, no sleep, food, just every drug immagineable and on the 6th/7th day we won $3000 at the big house. came home at 9 am, built a fire on the front lawn while everyone drove to work and rolled through it (someone started yelling something about stop, drop and roll) untill it went out. What was the point of this post again? oh yeah, entered club kernow naked (we ditched the clothes, they were burnt), and then made a stone henge and gathered around it for tributes to the demi gods/ circle shelfing session. I stuck mdma up Josh's arse, josh tucked his pill up reido, he stuck his up catsy, catsy upercutted it into me, but missed the hole. Thank god he missed. I told him to be gentle but as I turned around a red bandana magically appeared while he screamed "ryuken!!!!" The pill dug a hole into the soft recesses of my arse crack (and boy is it silky smooth), so then I dug the pill out of my bleeding arse crack with my other hand, and stuck it up my own arse.

Anyway, for those about to ponder or doubt the superfluos and evidently, high calibre of partying finesse I have just recounted, I had a heart attack 3 weeks ago at the tender age of 22. Cloaked in senility I am now straight edge for at least 1 yr but probs longer if I successfully make it that long. Oh yeah, and sticking shit up my arse definately hurt both pride and my anal cavity, but you get so high for soooooo long. I'm out of the game now, go forth and penetrate kids! _________________[stockholm] wrote:

I bet Julian O'Neil was involved somehow, lurking behind the curtin, shitting on the windowsill, pissing on the shagpile.

This guy

Posted:
25-08-2008 02:03 PM

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poll needs an option like,
"only if a total babe asked"_________________

yeah ever since jimmy started drinking the appeal of booze has just vanished.

Tom

Posted:
08-10-2010 03:47 AM

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Tom wrote:

lolz, I was being facetious.

rory wrote:

Tom wrote:

lolz, I was being faecestious.

fuck YES RORY!

I let that shit stew for six months

You only waited six months? I have done nothing for two years but sit and think, 'I cannot fucking wait to bring Rory down on this one. Cunt thinks he can come in here start makin up words, underminin my internet ohhhohoh no sirree not today...well yes, today, but not some other day!'.

I set a fucking alarm Cox. 'Faecestious' indeed...It sounds like the legal term for fucking a young poo.

Nah just popped in to read Bastos post again._________________Got those sticky thread blues.

Tom

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08-10-2010 03:54 AM

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gllll, visible last contributor to the anal thread, it's a bad wrap._________________Got those sticky thread blues.