Tonight's Nightmare... Today!

What follows is a rendition of "Jesus Loves Me" by Baby Lu-Lu—I would guess a 40-year-old woman pretending to be three-years-old. It starts off creepy, and by the 30 second mark, you may say, "Okay... I get it." BUT YOU DON'T GET IT. Because from there it gets more and more creepy, with creepiness piling upon creepiness, until you scream "GET OUT OF MY HEAD, BABY LU-LU! And take your 'Uncle/Daddy Eddie' with you!!" (Seriously, the "Jesus Loves Me" portion is the least creepy thing about this. Pleasant dreams!)