I hate it when broadcast crews show ill-timed replays. A good rule of thumb is, if the ball is in play or will be put into play in the next five seconds, you should not start showing a replay. The Clippers video guys need a little lesson on this rule. We missed out on a…

“There he goes. He always said he was going to do it one day,” Blake Griffin said, looking up at the distant speck in the sky. “I’m going to miss him,” Glen Davis replied, also looking at the same far-away figure. “He was just a chill dude through and through.” Chris Douglas-Roberts walked out of…

DeAndre Jordan is not known for his offensive repertoire. In fact, he is known for the opposite; it is common knowledge that he can not do anything other than catch lobs. He makes it work, and he thinks he’s going to get max money because of it, so either his agent is feeding him bull…

Matt Barnes is 34 years old. This fact wouldn’t be notable except that Barnes got up for a semi-poster on the Greek Freak and then later converted another dunk on a 1-on-0 fast break. At his age, that’s pretty good! He also hit some threes, but anybody can do that. I can do that. Think…

J.J. Redick: the most jock-looking guy in the NBA, yeah or nah? I could see the “nah” side of things since his face also sort of looks like an N*SYNC audition reject. But he’s buff and tall, traits which none of the members of N*SYNC shared. I mean, you could drop this guy in any…

Consider this to be a sneak preview of my “DeAndre Jordan All 279 Dunks Full Highlights (2014-15 Season Dunkilation)” video, which will hopefully be coming towards your network interface card somewhere around June. There is nothing here but dunks. There are no free-throws (DeAndre missed the two that he tried). There are no layups (DeAndre…

I should never have done these highlights. I knew what I was getting into, but in my desire to please my rabid subscriber-base I disregarded my misgivings. Now, whenever I close my eyes, I see Jordan Farmar’s gigantic Dumbo ears flapping above me. I can even hear them. Two huge auditory organs, forever tormenting me…

Was it horrible-facial-hair day for the Clippers today? Farmar and Griffin were rocking pedo-staches and Hawes and Jordan had the same nightmarish goatee-trimmed-so-the-stache-looks-like-it-goes-all-the-way-down thing going on. Basketball is serious business, guys. If you’re not going to take your facial hair seriously, what does that say about your other endeavors? You might think that I’m just…