If the ultimate car and the ultimate truck had a baby, it would be the Cadillac Escalade..

And this from a man of taste? Suspension from a 1940's hay cart & interior trim made from recycled Betamax cases.

Edit: I have one of these for my drums & stuff. 2007 2.2 turbo diesel Honda CRV. Nice wide & flat load bay area. 45MPG! And being Japanese, ultra reliable. I know it's not patriotic, but it works, every time!