"Two years ago, both Grymm and myself were fairly impressed by Portuguese doom outfit Sinistro’s sophomore album, Semente. The band laid down an ambient, unobtrusive foundation for Patricia Andrade’s haunting vocals, creating a mesmerizing, promising soundscape. Now here we are in 2018 and the band has taken a monumental step forward." [Give in to your anger...]

"Whenever I hear a half-decent band describe their upcoming record as 'experimental,' I find myself afflicted with a sort of low-level split-personality disorder. Half of me wants to clap them on the back and praise their boldness, while the other 50% wants to give them all a good slap for risking disaster so needlessly." Claps and slaps for all.[Give in to your anger...]

"The life of the unpaid, overworked metal reviewer is not an easy one. Cascading promos, unreasonable deadlines, draconian editors and the unwashed metal mobs – it makes for a swirling maelstrom of music and madness. In all that tumult, errors are bound to happen and sometimes our initial impression of an album may not be completely accurate. With time and distance comes wisdom, and so we’ve decided to pull back the confessional curtain and reveal our biggest blunders, missteps, oversights and ratings face-plants. Consider this our sincere AMGea culpa. Redemption is retroactive, forgiveness is mandatory." Grymm tidings.[Give in to your anger...]

"Were Angry Metal Guy not lashed to the slave stick most days, I’m sure he would make good on his promise to give this a 1.0/5.0 based solely on how much he hated Eluveitie’s last album Origins. To be fair, that verdict may overstate the strain that Origins placed on Eluveitie’s generic melofolk, but not by much." Stop straining the folk![Give in to your anger...]

"Norway’s The Soundbyte, a project of The 3rd and the Mortal guitarist Trond Engum, seeks to improve the reputation of scene-setting noisescapes with its 4th experimental platter, Solitary IV. Full disclaimer, it's only tangentially in the camp of metal, but few experimental albums are and the material on display here is not something we want to keep from you. Let's get to it." We're givers.[Give in to your anger...]

"As touched upon by many publications, 2016 was a great year for female-fronted music. Bands like Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas, Darkher, Esben and the Witch, and Oceans of Slumber combined excellent instrumentation with dark and powerful clean vocals that weren’t gimmicky or soulless. The brooding and stark gloominess of these bands have drawn much attention in the metal-verse." And now it's becoming a regular thing.[Give in to your anger...]

"I've been hitting the backspace key a lot as I'm writing my Top Ten(ish). Not because of a lack of anything witty to say, or a sheepishness of my selections. No, rather it's because I'm of two minds as I type this." Two minds, but only one weighty list![Give in to your anger...]

"With acts like King Goat, Darkher and Khemmis snatching Album of the Month, I'd say this has been a good year for doom metal. Good thing, then, that this is also the year I found out how great this genre is, having mostly ignored it under the false assumption that all of it was paced like a 9-hour funeral." Newbie re-education is an everyday struggle at AMG.[Give in to your anger...]

"Yeah, we're a bit late with these. Angry Metal Guy has an assload of moving parts and sometimes things get lost in the mix. For example: me. During August, I fell off the face of the earth and only resurfaced recently, with a chest cold and, I'm told by cautious people standing at a distance, a "crazy glint" in my eye. Regardless of the state of my unitary mindbody (take that Descartes!), the Record(s) o' the Month must go on. So here you go."[Give in to your anger...]