I haven't posted in a while, but that's because a lot has been going on in my life. I did, however, get my book Moms are from Mars: a savory blend of memories, opinions, advice and ridiculousness onto Kindle and Nook. Huzzah! And it's only $2.99. That's a small price to pay to read embarrassing stories about me, as well as witness another miracle by Action Figure Jesus. ;) As for other e book devices, it will be coming to them very soon. Click here for more info on when and where yoy can buy it. Of course, don't forget my other book, Extraordinary: Light vs. Dark. It's getting great reviews! For info on that, click here.

But enough with the sales pitch. I want each and every one of you to know I love you. Truly, I do. Yep, I think you're all that and a bag of Cheetos. To prove it, I came up with a special pet name just for you. Just do the following. In the first column, find the number that corresponds to your birth year (ex. 1996 = #6). That's the first part of your pet name. After that, go to the second column and select your birth month (ex. January - #1). That's the second part of your name. Voila! When you're done, leave me a comment so I know what to call you from now on, okay?

Oh! Before I go, I have a confession I must make to my family. Remember the French silk pie I bought last week for my birthday? I lied when I said I thought everyone else liked that kind of pie. I knew no one else did. But I got it anyway. Because it's my favorite. And it was my birthday. And, dang it, it was MY special day. And though it took me three days to it, it was no sacrifice for me to eat it all. I savored every slice.

Anyway, with that said, I'm going to hop on the tread mill. For some reason, I gained two pounds this week.

Huh.

And finally, thanks to fellow writer and blogger Ian Cochrane for giving me a Versatile Blogger award. So sweet!

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My name's Murphy, Janene Murphy, and I'm a weird mom.

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