dimanche 4 janvier 2015

Animals that don't Exist

The
Thoght Pig

The
though pig, Sus mensmentis,
is a member of the Suidae, commonly known as the pig family. Like its
cousin, the domesticated pig, the thought pig is dependant on humans
for its survival, and lives mainly off of leftovers. Except that
instead of food leftovers, the thought pig lives off of leftover or
rotten thoughts.

The
thought pig used to be an underrepresented species, compared to the
other members of the pig genus. But in recent years, its population
has exploded, and the thought pig is believed to be on its way to
become to most prolific species in urban environments.

Especially
in capital cities, such as Washington D.C., Tokyo or Moscow, the
thought pig thrives. Political institutions are a favorite spot for
the thought pigs. Politicians have proposed a number of measures to
curb the thought pig epidemic, but it seems that discussions about
the subject have attracted even more thought pigs.

Thought
pigs have always been part of human society, and considered necessary
to limit the propagation of bad or rotten thoughts. They have long
been revered for keeping our brains free of unneeded or nonsensical
thoughts. The recent explosion of the thought pig population,
however, seems to indicate that, even with large numbers, they are no
longer able to eat away all the useless, discarded or rotten thoughts
our society is putting out there.