Fellowship of the Pervs cont...

The Hardons, Ballbag Buttfucker, Chokeondick and Dykeplugger, had been arguing for 4 hours over how many sandwiches to make for the trip to Whoredor. You'd think that this was quite a stupid waste of time and it was. Being Hardons though the neural ability when it came to thought was very limited. This is what is generally taken as an amusing trait about them and great for parties and adventures but for practical purposes it is best to describe Hardons as fucked up critters.

Finally the the Lady of the Backpassage and Ring of Power erupted at the senseless diatribe. Grabbing a chair she began to pound the Hardons into silence. Chokeondick being the Hardon that he is, thought this was foreplay and copped some additional blows to stop him taking his pants off.

Sit still, shut up, and take your hand out your pockets you stupid Hardons! and so the lecture from the Ring of Power began. All you have to do is get me to the Mounted Muff Inn on Ginsoaked River how many sandwiches you need is irrelevant.

Buttfuck being the smart one (as far as Hardons can be seen as smart anyway) was quick to reply. Yes but what if we have to fuck Assguls from Whoredor to protect you on the way to Mounted Muff Inn. We need to take sandwiches to keep our energy up.

Yeah!chimed in Chokeondick.If we don't get you to Mounted Muff Inn, Tala will be really pissed at us and the shame of not having enough stamina to fuck in your defence will be a humiliation to the Hardons. Our Foreskins will be cast out, never to be pulled back agin for the shame!

Dykeplugger's silence was broken at this revelation by Chokeondick. You have a foreskin? I don't, so what will be thrown out from me if we fail in our task?

Probably cut your nuts off Dykeplugger, but on the way to Muff Inn we can pick up a prosthetic foreskin just in case.Dykeplugger's small mind pondered this advice from Chokeondick as he continued.Foreskins are bloody useful in cold weather for frostbite protection, so I will get a spare one for myself anyway.

All for one and One for all shouted Buttfuck.

One what!? Are we going to share a Foreskin or have a gangbang?asked Dykeplugger.

The Lady of the Backpassage and Ring of Power's, head dropped into her hands in despair. Oh for fuck's sake Tala! What were you thinking leaving me in the care of these Hardons? Apart from talking about their dicks, using their dicks and thinking about using their dicks they are mute. If we fail and EXPAT evil Lord of PERVS gets possesion of the Ring of Power and gives the Hardons cameras it will be a disaster!!

A crashing rattle shook the windows of Ballbag Buttfuck's sitting room at that instant Silencing the Hardons theological discussion on Foreskins, gangbangs, who goes first and will there be sandwiches afterwards? Breaking her silent thoughts of the future

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