The Spam Store Is a Wonderland of Breakfast Meat Swag

Ah, Spam. It’s the preserved meat you either love or hate. Even if you’re not a fan, or have never even tried it, you can probably still recognize a can of the stuff from a mile away. Whether the taste is to your liking or not, you can’t deny that the packaging is memorable—that rectangular can with the rounded corners and yellow lid, a bold yellow logo in a retro-looking font shining bright on a blue label—and that iconic design makes for some pretty unforgettable pieces of Spam memorabilia. And for those who are into Spam for the form more than the flavor, you’re in luck, because there is a whole Spam Store at your disposal.

Turns out that this humble can has inspired literally hundreds of pieces of breakfast meat swag, some of them more practical than others, but all of them delightful in their own way. You can find a gift for any Spam enthusiast in your life, no matter what age or interest. If your dad loves sports and Spam, there’s a gift for him. Best friend has a taste for breakfast meat and is pregnant? You’ve got something for the baby shower.

Some of the items in the Spam Store are designed to help you make the most of your Spam, while others just exist to make you look good. If you’re looking for a place to start, here are 23 of the best, and most absurd, items from the Spam Store.