Some stars - its not your keenest but there's not much you can do with the IOW except take the piss - although my sources tell me its gone all upmarket now the saxons have invaded Cornwall so it probably would want you all to know its really applying to join a nice farmers market and nothing common actually

Silly Bugger: everyone knows that the Isle of Wight was once part of the British mainland, until the people of Gosport were inspired by Thomas Cook to travel inexpensively overseas, and so they loosed the mooring warps.