Most doctors agree that the well-known "penis-inside-a-man’s-face-or-ass" (or, PIAMFOA) test is, by far the most definitive way to figure out if someone is gay or not. If you’re unsure if someone you know is gay, just put his penis inside a man’s face or ass and gauge his reaction. If he likes it, then chances are pretty good he’s gay. If not, well, then you’re sort of in an awkward situation, so you should probably just run away.

39 Responses to "Yahoo Answers: Is My Gay-Sex Loving Son Gay?"

You caught him having sex with another guy and you wonder if he is gay?.If a guy has sex with another guy,whether it is oral or anal,giving or recieving,they are simply queer,just do not have the gumption to admit it.Its really simple…man plus woman equals-heterosexual
man plus man equals-homosexual
man plus man plus woman equals-bisexual

Ok Again I want to tell you that sex is sex to alot of people. Stop wondering and just love him for who he is. It doesnt matter if he is gay. Dont ask. Sexuality is a very big thing and chances are he is not gay he just likes it up his ass. just like girls get it oral from other chicks but still dont want to date girls. sexuality and sex are diffrent. dont judge based off of on incident. =)

ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE GAVE YOU CRAPPY ADVISE TAKE IT FROM SOME ONE IN THAT TYPE OF SITUATION. me. Your son may just like the fact that guys know what he likes in bed and he likes that but perfers woman relationships in which case he is STRAIT!!!!! if not ask him if he is and doesnt want to say then wait for him to come out in his own time. It will really suck if you push him to hard for that though because it may make him uncomfortable with telling you. For he might think the reason you push is because you hope he is not and he doesnt want to disapoint you.
~Clover Smith~

something tells me this yahoo question was a fake just to be funny. nobody walks in on their son while they are having buttsex. that just doesn’t happen. wanna know why? cuz mama’s don’t let their boys grow up to ride cowboys….. duh

1) Take him and his “friend” to the park
2) Make them take off their clothes
3) Shoot them both in the chest and arrange the bodies together
4) Write a suicide note containing references to Edward Cullen from Twilight
5) Keep repeating “I love my dead, gay son…”

I was watching basketball the other day and there was a foul called by the refs… Marv Albert was calling the game and he said “Looks like Kobe Bryant will be charged with a reach around…” I was like “HEY a reach around! hahahah” and then I remembered I was watching the game with my parents…

Call your son in for a father, son talk. Throw on some hardcore gay porn. If you see his pants tighten up or if one or both pant legs shorten….hes a gay. If he excuses himself and comes back with some baby powder and sprinkles some in his hand and bitch slaps your mouth…he might not be gay.

If he smiles like a donut…hes a gay

If he likes holding your hand…hes a gay

If poop just randomly falls out of his ass….hes a gay

If he loves the taste of throat yogurt…hes a gay

If hes been donkey punched…hes a gay

If hes ever had a minnesota mangler or a cinncinnati bowtie…hes a gay

If your cucumbers taste like feces…hes a gay

if his lips are swollen…hes a gay

If he gestures the “shocker” and all three fingers are brown, its all stink and no pink…hes a gay

If it looked like your son was being raped and he was definitely not enjoying it then he might not be GAY….If he was the one forcing it upon his helpless friend…..he’s probably most likely gay and/or a serial rapist or killer and the possibility of him being gay is the least of your worries. Now if he looks like he is riding a bucking bull and totally looks natural in doing it then its possible a game of truth or dare has gone horribly wrong but most likely he’s probably a human sperm bank or a Hairy Hot Dog Pin Cushion.

You are a bunch of babies…I love man meat…yeah I said it. Sir there is nothing wrong with a 19 year old experimenting with another man. You should support him and love your son. Have him hang a tube sock on the knob when he’s making sweet man love.

Some men like the feel of a goatee against their taint. That is not a sign of homosexuality. It feels good and I have enjoyed it on more than one occasion. It really warms up the anus when you’re ready for shemale intercourse….wait wait…yeah he’s gay.