I mean, holy fuck, kids. That is pretty much the equivalent to Vlade’s wife Anna sitting him down at an Applebee’s and asking him if he’s slept with any other woman in the last year, and he looks her in the eyes and maybe rubs her arm a little before he says, “Yes, your sister,” and then of course just stares at her with the “Well, are you going to say something?” look.

Again, if you missed it in the video, a reporter asked Kings GM Vlade Divac if he felt like he could have gotten more for Boogie Cousins, and he responded that he probably would have gotten less than the shitheap that has likely arrived at Sacramento International Airport by now because he had actually turned down a much better offer for Cousins two days ago.

So now, I guess the only question left to answer is, “What is Vlade Divac going to do with all of his free time next year?”

Perhaps the only good news for Kings fans is that their old Tyreke Evans jerseys can be upgraded from cum rags to once again wearable…