Super Mario Bowser Lounger

YOU PROVIDE THE SCOWL

Bowser’s here and he’s going to pound the ground and then steal your lady friend. He’ll fly away with her in his Koopa Clown Car to his lava-filled castle, and that’ll be the end of your relationship. After all, what do you look like, a plumber? Rescue her? Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Don your Bowser onesie and prepare your scowl for Sundays that mislead you by feeling like Saturdays. This full-zip lounger is all snuggly fleece, perfect for hours on the couch playing your favorite Super Mario game. You might even be so comfortable in this thing you forget to steal the princess. Naaaah.

Just because comic artists stay in the lines doesn’t mean you have to. Maybe you’re a free spirit. Maybe you just want to express your quirkiness. Maybe you’re a human/Kree hybrid. Regardless, Captain Marvel has you covered.

“The world is full of evil and lies and pain and death, and you can’t hide from it; you can only face it. The question is, when you do – How do you respond? Who do you become?”
– Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D

Ever been late to the party and had to come up with an excuse? Next time don’t even worry about it – just let your epic tee speak for you. Since superheroes make the best entrances ever (and those superhero landings are so cool), here’s the next best thing.