Entertaining Twitter Biographies

Twitter has grown and grown over the years and is now the defacto platform for spreading your 140 characters of randomness. You’ll get all sorts of people on twitter, some real, some fake and a whole host of robots. This is one of the joys of the internet; you get all sorts on there and some of them are very funny, spreading a little cheer in the day.

One of the things you can do on Twitter is to write a little bio about yourself in your header. A guy (or girl) going by the name of @Wolverine1 has been on twitter for a number of years and, apart from having far too much time on his hands, has been round collecting some of the funny one liners that people have put in their bio on twitter.

He’s collected these and posted them on his website here. They range from the philosophical(ish) @jennathinks “I’m real and I hope some of my followers are too.” to literal @daplusk “I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.”

You can check out his groovy collection of one liners and plenty more linked in from his site here.