Optimus Rhyme and esme brought this list to my attention because they are heartless monsters who want to make you weep on this beautiful Wednesday afternoon. Warning, here be a few spoilers, but none of them more recent than 2007. Weeeell, except one, but, trust me, you already know.

Charlie Pace

That Cute Ewok

Leslie Burke

Allen Francis Doyle

Wallace

The Tenth Doctor

Beth March

Dobby

Thomas J. Sennett

Bambi's Mom

Kenny McCormick. . .You Bastards

Joanna Robinson realizes the Ewok in that close-up photo is not the Ewok who dies in Return of the Jedi. Google Image search can only work so much magic, my dears. Now excuse her, she has something in her eye. Email! Twitter!