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Monday, April 2, 2018

Liter to Mr. Spamster by Justynn Tyme

Barrister Stan Obi

I keep my socks and underwear in a box of fresh limes.
So…No! I can't be trusted with large sums of money. I'll blow any money on
pantyhose for my long legged chairs. I'll set most of it on fire with a red hot
poker from two houses down. What does survive I will urinate on it and dry it
in the microwave and give it little old ladies for bingo night.However, if this meets any requirements you
have, then by all means please write back with your proposal….