Our take? Sure it’s loud and blue and red. But YOU try dressing like a superhero. The addition of the black pants from the Lee redesign would have toned it down a bit but OYMIGOD! Look at those cool cyan boots!

Boots are not red because Hollywood always knows better. Hollywood was smart enough to change Bruce Banner to David Banner. Hollywood was brilliant to make Batgirl be Alfred’s niece. Don’t question Hollywood, they’re geniuses and they know what they’re doing. Look how wonderful those Fantastic Four and Hulk movies were. They are infinitely smarter and more creative than lowly mortal comic creators.

Even though it was over-used in the late 90’s, it seems like a costume that looked like it was made from leather might be appropriate in this instance. This one looks like a rose bush thorn would cause a tear. Wonder Woman needs something she can get thrown through a wall and still come back fighting as a costume. I’m OK with the design, just seems the materials are a bit flimsy.

Heidi, you know I know of what I speak. This looks like the artwork you find adorning packages of costumes sold at every adult store in town. It could be the naughty nurse, it could be a French maid, it could be Wonder Woman. They all have the same quality as this picture does.

“[T]he way her breasts are pushed up make the curve at the top look like implants.”

They look like implants because they’re implants.

“It’s amazingly similar to what they wear in fake superhero bondage porn videos.”

It’s actually way worse, which is par for the course. The guy in the Superman porno had a better suit than Dean Cain. And the folks behind the Wonder Woman porno had the good sense to cast a brunette with real boobs.

I think the Hollywood types who perpetrated that thing up there could learn a lot from the porno people about not overthinking this shit, and how to embrace the fun and the appealingly-goofy aspects of it.

Yeah, crazy obvious implants. Obviously. I think it’s more likely you don’t know how either push up bras or corsets work.

Honestly, I like the costume fine. It’d be better if the chest portion were an actual breastplate and the boots were red and not heels, but at the same time it’s much better than what I was expecting so…I’ll take it.

So, I’m guessing this will be some kind of cheeze-fest in the vein of Xena and Hercules? Pouty lips, fake tits, zero musculature – hard action grittiness does not appear to be the goal here. I have no idea how you create a superhero throwing a lasso look anything but ludicrous.

I like the design, I just don’t like the cheap materials used. Though I think if the boots were red, it’d the color scheme would look more balanced. (Also, I think black would look cooler than blue, but that’s me.)