You already know how much I enjoy it when Christians try to spread their message through secular music. It is this innovative thinking that has yielded such spectacular results as "TRMITK" and "Jesus Is My Friend"—two videos of musical performances so unintentionally funny that it's enough to make you believe in a higher power. Well, now it's time for hip-hop music's entry in the world of serious but hilarious (to us) religious songs. "Christian Side Hug" embraces an abstinence-only message (because frontal hugs are sinful), while mixing in phat beats, Star Wars samples, and truly gangsta gunshots. Brace yourself. Watch: