It was just a matter of time, but thanks to a team effort from
Rebecca Black and the department store Kohl’s, “Black Friday” now
has a theme song.

That’s right, Kohl’s has revamped the song “Friday” made famous
by the unsuspected teen star,bullied 14-year old, viral singer, and turned it into a
commercial-ready theme song set to be stuck in our collective
minds Friday, gotta go to Kohl’s on Black Friday. Everybody’s
going there at midnight, midnight,” the ad actress Julie Mann
sings as she enthusiastically shops at Kohl’s. “Black Friday,
Black Friday, gotta go to Kohl’s on Black Friday – something that
rhymes with Friday. But done, done, done, I’ll be done with this
list by the weekend.”

The original “Friday” sung by Black and produced by the Los
Angeles-based Ark Music Factory has been widely described as
“the worst song ever.” Not to be outdone, the
Kohl’s ad is already being considered for the title of the
season’s worst ad.

Indeed, Mann at the end of the spot
acknowledges the catchy yet awful nature of the song, singingthat
she “Can’t get this darn song out of my head.” As AdWeek noted Monday, the problem could be
solved if they just pulled the ad.

As it is, the cat is out of the bag and J.G.
Wentworth now has more competition for the most annoyingly
catchy theme song.