The beast fights have returned - vote to determine which will survive!

Forum rules[pointless/optional/hopefully fun][warning: explicit language and subject matter prevails]
--------------------------------------------------The MBDM is an annual tradition around Drabble'land. It represents an open discussion of bi-weekly match-ups between imaginary 'Mega-Beast' monsters, argued over on a bi-weekly, drunken podcast by bi-curious, weepy hosts Norm, Bo, Kendall, Luke, and Adam.
--------------------------------------------------A gallery of veteran beasts, seasons 1 - 4, can be seen here. Most are dead now. Don't be sad though; they were never really alive.

The official round starts Monday the 25th. We've recorded the podcast early, so everyone has a chance to hear the Death Panel's thoughts. But WE NEED YOUR CALLS. Lend Norm some skype audio, call the beast line at 443 552 3336 and leave a message on which of these three critters would win.Beast 1:Necromander
Nature:Salamander
Size: 5' (Tall) 7' (Long)
Weight: 250 lbs
The familiar of an ancient warlock, breed for sinister purposes. An alligator-sized salamander, whose patterning resembles runes. A practitioner of the dark arts: utilizes curses and spell-casting over physical means of combat. Able to raise and subjugate the recent dead.

Beast 3:Mr. D'Ed
Nature: Horse
Size: 10' (Long) 8' (Tall)
Weight: 1.25 tons
An unbelievable talking horse with the speed of light, a cloud of dust and a hearty Hi-Yo Mr. D'Ed! Time-bending speed fostered his return from those thrilling days of yesteryear! Will talk you down then hove your noggin.'

Done, but I forgot to say my name! ^6^ Why the frell is a necromancer in with an undead horse? Subjugation of MR D'ed!

Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/

The horse runs at light speed, he's probably only been dead for a few days comparatively.

Oh goddess, there's a little yellow man following me everywhere I go!As children flock to their deranged god, his great purple lips flap open. I love you and You love me. We're a happy family.
My Blog: http://fromthe4d.wordpress.com/

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to this topic. Vague descriptions lead to strong convictions. Here's hoping for a close one!
Thanks to all who have contributed audio - keep it coming!