We really need a flashing marker on a thread (or better yet, text messages to our phones) warning of an impending meltdown, lockdown and squirreling. I'd pay for the thing if it was combined with the PPV Squirrel option.

We really need a flashing marker on a thread (or better yet, text messages to our phones) warning of an impending meltdown, lockdown and squirreling. I'd pay for the thing if it was combined with the PPV Squirrel option.

Good idea, but we'd have to determine the indications of impending meltdown, lockdown and squirreling. I came up with the following signs: