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Sorry to be short in this journal entry, but I'm in the rural south, no internet access at home, so I'll have to be brief. I apologize if I haven't been in touch with all of you. Right now I'm stuck in the middle of some whistle-stop community which may not be fun but it'll get me closer to where I want to go in my life. And yes, I know using the term "whistle-stop" didn't make much sense - I just wanted to say that phrase since I heard Balki use it in "Stephen King's: Langoliers."

Anyway, I was gonna save this as a surprise, but I'm drawing Candace from "Phineas and Ferb" transforming into a frog version of herself with Isabella as a fly. I'll just color it and upload it another day. I'm also hard at work with on an idea he let me collaborate with him on. Anyway, I'll have to leave for now. I just satisfied my T-Rex-like craving for my favorite fast food. I'll see you later. Take care.

THINGS I HATE: censorship; Christmas; not having transportation; liars; people who steal from me; my own birthdays; negative male stereotypes (meaning, I don't care about using women as sex objects); a large percentage of the human race; my own lack of self-control; strict prescription laws; Tazadone; people who don't mind their own business; artistic elitists; musical snobs; nonconstructive criticism; being too depressed to draw; greasy-tasting food.

my name is john. i've been drawing and playing video games since i was a kid. i have autism, which should tell you a little about me. just like some of you, i tend to get a little emotional and neurotic. a lot of things can in fact be overwhelming for me.

i don't really believe in first impressions because most of the people i meet start off one way and turn out differently once you really get to know them. the majority of the people i encounter are liars and backstabbers, while others seem strange at first glance but turn out to be decent.

i also have a lot of shallow, unrealistic dreams that i continue to chase after. (if you've got any of your own, don't stop chasing them. you have my support.) my dreams include: making music, designing video games and meeting as many celebrities as i can.

I also want it to be understood (carved in stone) that I don't care about sleeping with women. I'm not one of those sexual male stereotypes. I maybe passionate and some women can bring out the maniac in me, but I always prefer to express my warped mind artistically and keep it low-key for girls. I'm very awkward around them though. (I'm not a mind-reader so I don't know how a girl feels about me)

i need to also add that i like to push the envelope at times and shock and titillate viewers with my artwork - as do many filmmakers, authors, musicians and video game designers - so don't even dare label me as atrocious or corrupt just because i make artwork of that kind even though i'm not yet affiliated with the industry.

if you have any sense, you will notice that A) here in AMERICA we have the commonly overlooked FIRST AMENDMENT and B) even i have my own standards when it comes to the artwork i create, so i'm just human like any other artist. my goal is not to offend you, but really just to raise a few eyebrows and make a few jaws drop.

I'm only here to shock, not offend anyone.

a piece of paper and a pen alone never harmed anyone.

I just want to let out my inner turmoil after having such horrible luck with women and being denied my dreams of fame. Now, in the fine words of "Click, Click, Boom" by Saliva, "Just sit back and let me have your head for a minute." I have a personality that has yet to be expressed properly to the whole world.

Things I try to do on a daily basis (but usually fail at): -drink plenty of water -practice vocals -practice all instruments -work on art -study words and definitions -manage anger/think of the consequences

Thank you very much! I'm new to the "Mass Effect" games and I'm already liking them. I'm more than glad to be welcomed aboard. While I'm here may I buy a drink for the lovely asari standing at the bar?