Objective: Ministries 4 kidz with such handy advice as what you should do if you meet an Atheist, why you should pity a Hindu, startling new evidence that Neanderthals are actually humans with abnormal bone growth and Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew.

Also, a nice article by Paley on how kangaroos got to Australia (link)

And, yes, this is meant to be a serious site.

Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway

Objective: Ministries 4 kidz with such handy advice as what you should do if you meet an Atheist, why you should pity a Hindu, startling new evidence that Neanderthals are actually humans with abnormal bone growth and Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew.

Also, a nice article by Paley on how kangaroos got to Australia (link)

And, yes, this is meant to be a serious site.

That Sir, is spectacularly brilliant. I could read that all day if I didn't have a lot of work to get through!

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation [ref. 1, 2, 3] - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.

Perhaps the saddest of the bunch, senior citizens who have been abandoned by their Secularized family and youth-orientated Secular jobs who spend all their time circling malls under the deluded pretense of getting exercise. While they tend to not purchase things, they have still been indoctrinated to think that there is no other place for them to go in their twilight years except the Temple of Secular Consumerism. Let them know that instead of being Mall Walkers, they can be Church Walkers! Your Church can offer these pathetic and lonely people much more comfort than the cold, heartless mall can.

Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer

A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion

Curse you, ckn (shakes fist), I can't get away from this site, it's so full of useful info and tips.Anyone got to the origami section yet?

"Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord. A thought-provoking project that will impress upon your children the suffering that Jesus went through on their behalf. Makes a great Christmas ornament! Caution: Pointy edges. Not for children under 5.Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card, scissors, scoring tool, glue or tape."

Curse you, ckn (shakes fist), I can't get away from this site, it's so full of useful info and tips.Anyone got to the origami section yet?

"Make a nail just like the ones used by the Romans to crucify Our Lord. A thought-provoking project that will impress upon your children the suffering that Jesus went through on their behalf. Makes a great Christmas ornament! Caution: Pointy edges. Not for children under 5.Requires: 1 sheet of paper or card, scissors, scoring tool, glue or tape."

I thought the not-so-suggestive kids' artwork was a "highlight" linky. The artwork is disturbing on so many levels...

Arguing with the forum trolls is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the bird will **** on the board and strut around like it won anyway

"The ubiquity of Tetris is also because it is highly addictive. Its repetitive gameplay and use of a repetitive Russian folk tune causes players to slip into a hypnagogic state, making them receptive to the Communistic themes inherent in the game imagery (everyone is an unindividualistic block that must be made to fit together in Soviet conformity, and sometimes whole lines of people are made to disappear without any explanation). This is intentional, since, like all work done by the Soviet Academy of Science where Tetris was developed, it was part of secret military research"

Between the optimist & the pessimist
The difference is quite droll:
The optimist sees the doughnut,
The pessimist sees the hole.