Merry Masturbation Month! T’is the First Day of Masturbation Month 2009. Have YOU celebrated yet? I did, just after the stroke (pun intended) of midnight May 1. I didn’t feel up to partner sex, as I am currently being beaten into submission by some kind of virulent flu. No, it’s not Swine Flu, though my nose is so stuffed it might as well be the snout of a pig. Anyway, a little quickie jilling-off did just the trick, even decongesting me for a few delightfully mucous-free moments before and after orgasm, and then dropping me down into a much needed good night’s sleep. This is just one of the many marvelous benefits of that much-maligned pastime of sex for one. I could go on and on, but I really should stop bloggamizing and go back to bed to wank and sleep some more. Besides, I’ve already bloggamized countless times about Masturbation Month. Here are a few favorites:

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I’m pleased to note that The LA Weekly has acknowledged the importance of Masturbation Month. So why shouldn’t you?

What entity or body (other than mine) designated May as National Masturbation Month and, a la discussions following Barack Obama’s accession that “Black History Month” had run its consciousness-raising course, do you worry about a masturbation backlash?

What entity or body (other than mine) designated May as National Masturbation Month and, a la discussions following Barack Obama’s accession that “Black History Month” had run its consciousness-raising course, do you worry about a masturbation backlash?

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