Some of you may already be familiar with Engrish.com, a website that showcases funny English translations. OK, now what do you get when you cross Engrish with Star Wars? You get a humorous translation of the (already atrocious) dialaogue from Revenge of the Sith or, as it is translated, Episode III: Backstroke of the West.

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