"Hey everyone. I'm taking this time to apologize for my involvement with the post game riots after the Bruins defeated the Canucks to take the Stanley Cup. My involvement was a bad decision I made in the heat of the moment and it something that i feel a profound sense of regret towards. I would like to apologize for my role in the violence and make sure that it is the first and last time anything like this happens to me." — Jason Li, aka CookieMMMonster (H/T Disco Choo)