Okay- yes. We put in the freaking offer today. I’m just avoiding talking or even thinking about it because I’m scared shitless that they will turn around and say “HA! What are you smoking? Not only will we not sell you the house for that much, but we also are raising our asking price. And we’re thinking about suing you for millions.”

Alright, alright- I know they can’t sue us.

I just felt really stupid and poor when our Realtor looked at us with his mouth agape and said “That number you just gave me? That number that represents nearly all of your money in the entire world? That goes into F***-you territory. You need to go higher.”

Fuuuuuuuck.

(Barfing into my handbag. Wait- I don’t carry a handbag. What did I just barf into?)

They have three days to get back to us. Three looooooooong days which with to craft their painful response. I’m hoping they don’t use too many curse words.