I don't know what I was expecting when I clicked this, but lines like "gonna ride my dick like a rodeo" make this possibly the worst thing I've ever heard. The beat is shitty, unoriginal, and the voice makes me want to gouge out my eardrums. Fuck this band...I can't empahasize enough how much fuck this band.

I get that someone, somewhere must like this band. I mean, they get a lot of (well deserved) hatred here, but hate alone can't be enough to power a band, right? So someone, somewhere is un-ironically into this music.

When I was 12, I had horrible taste. I listened to whatever was hell was put in front of me. The few parts of my wardrobe that my mother didn't buy me, I bought from Hot Topic.

Is it safe to assume, then, that if 12-year-olds are still dumb, that age group is the demographic for this band?

I taught guitar to a 15 year old girl last summer. I asked her what her favorite bands were and she replied, sincerely, My Chemical Romance and Brokencyde. I tried to ween her on to music that can actually be described as such, but I don't know how effective I was. It was like she was brainwashed into enjoying it.

Today in my methods of political research class we shortly discussed the 07 Beaver magazine poll where Chris Hanah was voted Canada's second worst Canadian and how it was not a valid poll. My prof was like.... " Pierre Trudeau was voted the most hated canadian of all time, followed by Chris Hanah of prop...ehhh.....gondi-... does anyone know this band?" I said they were still active and put out the best album last year. She said "ya? according to who?" I said "punknews". She was not pleased.