Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.
As they were approaching
Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the
town.

They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood
at
the counter, one tourist asked Sarah, the employee, “Before we order,
could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce
where we are… very slowly?”

Sarah leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr,
Kiiiiing.”