Wow, talk about taking the fun out of Christmas. It's like when they took all the fun teeter-totters and jungle gyms out of the playground 'cause they were "too dangerous"... and suddenly playgrounds were lame. Remember that? I do.

Also, they often come either with like sparkles and other ungodly things attached that might cause someone to become distracted enough to get run over by a bus, or in a suffocation chamber called a plastic package-which somehow did not make the list, but I'm sure there's a separate one for what to beware of in the packagings.