You: You know Geri? God: I know very little about Geri . What kind of it do you like? You: she's not an it. God: not an it is not an it ?

God thought Geri was an it =(! When I tried to tell Him that Geri’s not an it, he went on to confuse me. With that said, God is kind of cool.

You: i am you God: Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.

You: Why do you exist? God: Reductionism.

You: God is in your heart. God: Why do you think I am in your heart ? You: Then where are you? God: Good reasoning. I am in Heaven. Where are you? You: Earth! God: How do you like being on EARTH ? You: Not a lot. How's Heaven? God: Really you don't think so?Fine as far as I know. You: You like Heaven? God: I like science fiction. I like .

You: Are you everywhere? God: I am God. I'm watching over you. You: Thank you. God: you are quite welcome.