I actually googled plumbing innuendos. For some reason "Laying Pipe" was the most common, and the most PG. I barely considered "Nobody gets you wet like a plumber", which is a testament to how much I've grown up. You're welcome.

During last month's shoot for Lily's Kitchen, I met the lovely photographer Jo-Anna Rohmann. She was assisting Steve Hoskins on the day, however I heard she had a keen interest and experience in underwater...