On New Year’s Day a year ago, I started off the year by making resolutions that were probably severe. *** I said I’d save my money, as this seemed so very wise. I vowed I would improve my health. I swore I’d exercise. *** I stated I would do my homework every single day. I’d brush my teeth religiously to ward off tooth decay. *** I’d eat my fruits and vegetables and keep my bedroom clean. I’d treat my sister kindly though she’s often very mean. *** My resolutions lasted me about a half a day. I promised I would keep them but I broke them anyway. *** So now I’m fat and penniless. My homework’s overdue. My sister’s mad. My teeth are bad. My room is messy too. *** And yet I think I may have found the best of all solutions, and this year I’ve resolved to make NO resolutions.