I was commenting on the killer deer thread and decided to start the following discussion: if you were on death row and your death date was tonight, and you were given the choice of one final meal, what would it be? I know in most real prisons, you can't have outside meals or fast food, just a certain type of food from the prison kitchen, but HELL WITH IT - in this prison, you can have anything in the universe, including have your mom make it.

I think I'll have a bowl of Ol Fuzzy's mashed potatoes, too. Skin-on, lumpy as hell, full of pepper and garlic...ah yeah.

According to the Oklahoma prisons web site, the most popular last meal in this state is...

DRUMROLL...

Fried catfish. (?)

EDIT: Just got through looking at the Texas site. I can't believe some guys don't have a final meal. This guy was hungry: "Two 16 oz. ribeyes, one lb. turkey breast (sliced thin), twelve strips of bacon, two large hamburgers with mayo, onion, and lettuce, two large baked potatoes with butter, sour cream, cheese, and chives, four slices of cheese or one-half pound of grated cheddar cheese, chef salad with blue cheese dressing, two ears of corn on the cob, one pint of mint chocolate chip ice cream, and four vanilla Cokes or Mr. Pibb."

Can you believe they would let him have all that crap?

(edited by Parts Unknown on 4.10.02 1443)"Oh, i'll never understand this emptiness...but I'll never really try and understand, I guess." - Whiskeytown, Sit and Listen to the Rain

I'll start with mini-crabcakes with a cilantro cream sauce or fried alligator with a key lime mustard dipping sauce - then either a small bowl of butternut squash soup or a small bowl of my southwestern turkey soup - for the entree it would be either Chicken Mole Poblano Enchiladas or a roast pork loin with an apple cider glaze, yellow rice and an acorn squash with a maple-habanero glaze - for dessert it's either deep dish apple pie with a scoop of french vanilla bean or a quart of Edy's/Dreyers discontinued Hot Chili Chilly Dreamery Ice Cream......ah hell - bring it all to me

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Both journals have been extremely well done. I'm actually doing something quite similar (in the booking, not the journalling) with Nova on Smackdown. My biggest problem has been with keeping guys active and healthy to feud with him.