Human Nature

Human Nature

Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Teninch is trying to hide from the Family of Blood and uses a chameleon arch to turn him into a human. He transfers his Time Lord essence and memories into a fob watch and hides out on Earth in 1913, where he takes on the persona of John Smith, a teacher at Farringham School for boys.

He then bangs the chick from Spaced while Martha gets stuck as his maid (kek).