Well, I didn’t really ‘conquer’ anything except the typical ‘tourist trail’ of Turkey and a lot of meat kebabs. But Julius Caesar certainly did a mere two thousand years ago after the battle of Zela, in what is now Northern Turkey, where he declared these famous words.

Memorial at Gallipoli. (photo by Lisa Lubin)

This country is chock full of amazing historical sites and ancient wonders. One of our first stops was the important Gallipoli Peninsula. The Dardanelles Strait has always been a strategic point in historical battles for Turkey. The most infamous, of course, were the battles of WWI. Britain’s Winston Churchill organized a naval attack at Gallipoli in hopes of capturing the Ottoman capitol of Istanbul and further access to Eastern Europe. The Turkish military was totally underestimated and in battles that lasted about nine months, more than half a million soldiers were killed—the majority of which were Turkish and those from the British Empire—England, Australia, and New Zealand. Despite the awful carnage, records show that the war fought here was actually somewhat friendly with Turkish and British soldiers somehow becoming friends amidst it all. It has become known as the “Gentleman’s War.”

Recreation of Trojan Horse. (photo by Lisa Lubin)

Turkey is possibly home to more ancient Roman and Greek ruins and preserved sites than any other country in world. In fact, this historically rich and diverse country has 33,000 ancient sites scattered all over its vast countryside. Names like Hittites, Mycenaean, Byzantines, Trojans, all distant memories of ‘World History 101,’ are thrown around here daily. On our journey we visited a handful of these sites and tried to imagine life from more than three thousand years ago—a very hard thing to do. In Pergamum, Troy, and Ephesus, we shuffled down marble-paved ancient lanes past ancient baths, libraries, and even toilets.

Ancient ruins at Pergamum. (photo by Lisa Lubin)

Every town boasted an impressive amphitheatre, from the nearly perfect best preserved theater in the ancient world at Aspendos to some that just looked like a heap of rocks. Some are still used today—in fact the 25,000-seat ‘Great Theatre’ at Ephesus, the best preserved classical city in the Eastern Mediterranean, has hosted concerts of the likes of Madonna, Sting, and even New Jersey’s own, Bon Jovi. Friends, Romans, Headbangers, lend me your ears! The amazing intact library façade at Ephesus took my breath away. It was constructed in 114 AD and once housed 12,000 scrolls.

The amazing library facade at Ephesus. (photo by Lisa Lubin)

The ancient city of Troy is not as well preserved as Ephesus, but it’s a must see for anyone familiar with Homer’s Illiad and the famous Trojan Wars. Even though the ruins of Troy show that this ancient civilization definitely did exist, it is well-known that Homer’s tale is more myth than fact and many believe the town was eventually destroyed by an earthquake. But, we did get to see two “Trojan” horses anyway—one replica built by the Ministry of Tourism and the second was the ‘movie’ horse that graced the screen in the Brad Pitt movie, Troy.

The site at Troy is a bit confusing because it is literally layer upon layer of nine ancient cities built on top of each other, the oldest dating all the way back to the Bronze Age of 3000BC. That long ago is very hard to fathom, especially considering I can’t often remember what happened last week.

Amphitheatre at Ephesus. (photo by Lisa Lubin)

One of the most fascinating sites we saw during our tour? Not the ancient sites themselves, but rather, all the scantily-clad Russian ‘models-to-be’ that draped themselves sexily on any ancient relic they could find. It was actually quite comical and was probably the most common thing we saw all over Turkey. Some beautiful and some not-so-much, these ladies seem to have a penchant for straddling ancient columns or arching their backs against centuries old arches. It seems every Russian tourist gal is out to make her own sexy calendar (ie Svetlana’s Sexy Turkey Tour) or maybe just add more photos to her already popular ‘sexy Russian lady’ website.

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Lisa Lubin is an Emmy-award-winning television writer/producer/photographer/vagabond. After 15 years in broadcast television she took a sabbatical of sorts, traveling and working her way around the world for nearly three years. You can read her work weekly here at Britannica, and at her own blog, http://www.llworldtour.com/