(This is the part during which Sergio Van Lukenstein was dragged out of the studio by his corporate masters and put on a bus back to the trailer park as punishment for being too emo and anti-capitalist. On the way, his bus went through a spatial wormhole which transported the bus into the airspace above the Sea of Japan, on an inbound trajectory towards China. The Chinese mistook the bus for a Taiwanese missile attack, so they destroyed the bus in mid-air and started World War III. It was a very entertaining ending.)

-Nobuo Uematsu "Epilogue (from Final Fantasy IV)" (aborted midway because it was too close to the end of the show)