Meet Kirby: the Photoshop wizard who takes lurking to a newfound low, or high? We haven't decided yet. He seems to be just outside the frame more often than not, but with 35,000 Instagram followers and counting, it's highly evident that whatever he's doing, or lack thereof, is working.

There wasn't any other likely outcome for that bane of the earth, sh*tbag. And this isn't the first time this dude's done something inappropriate like this. He's got a running series of these antics---from getting punched by Brad Pitt, to slapped by Will Smith, to completely torn apart by Gigi Hadid..someone's gotta lock this dude up.