-- -- council Chris -- grinned and bragged yesterday about a fight between his current and former girlfriend both their pregnant with his children. But today the man who called himself -- heart breaker has a different attitude how is he taking it -- my room. Their vote -- they have picked as one -- at a time she says Cheney's current girlfriend 21 year old -- Kelly.Just got part of her right leg amputated both -- I don't know what a good -- on the bottom. Kelly was severely injured yesterday morning. When police say Cheney's former girlfriend 26 year old -- hunter took -- car and Graham Kelly against the wall with that.

What the hell?

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NutWrench:This transcript has been automatically generated and may not be 100% accurate.

Oh, ok. Welcome to the future of news reporting.

I put on the closed captioning on all my TVs - I don't miss punchlines or secrets when the kids yell, it helped with the monsters' reading skills as they were growing up, and ESL friends love it because it helps their comprehension.

But more and more, I feel the closed captioning is done by machines - and if you're deaf but like Jon Stewart, I feel so very sorry for you, because not only do the machines make no attempt to keep up with him and his guests, but they're really stupid machines that turn English into aj;oiej;kasjdfoihuaerkjhxzciuvbwebr.

"Wait, wait, wait... 2 women who are allegedly carrying my children are fighting to the death over me? I mean... COME ON! Is there a down side to this situation? And besides, I can't break them apart now"

Love the smirk on his face as he discussed one g/f trying to kill another g/f -- along with his unborn child. He'd like it a lot less if these folks would start going after 'baby daddies' for child support instead of letting the guys 'take care of his kids' by dropping by now and then with a pack of diapers, $100 cash and horny.

Can't but question the intelligence of so many women willing to not use birth control just so they can have a kid by some guy who's going to dip his wick in anything that catches his eye.

Of course, since the one now is missing a foot -- stumps are so not glamorous -- and the other will soon be in prison, I guess he'll have to find some new biatches to give him sympathy.

Rik01:Gotta be careful what I say here or else I'll be considered racist.

Love the smirk on his face as he discussed one g/f trying to kill another g/f -- along with his unborn child. He'd like it a lot less if these folks would start going after 'baby daddies' for child support instead of letting the guys 'take care of his kids' by dropping by now and then with a pack of diapers, $100 cash and horny.

Can't but question the intelligence of so many women willing to not use birth control just so they can have a kid by some guy who's going to dip his wick in anything that catches his eye.

Of course, since the one now is missing a foot -- stumps are so not glamorous -- and the other will soon be in prison, I guess he'll have to find some new biatches to give him sympathy.

I guess a lot of these women haven't heard of Lorena Bobbit.

Having married a latina, I've noticed that certain ethnicities will blame the other woman before the man.