Jaclyn Swedberg Is the Babe of the Day

Jaclyn Swedberg has what you might describe as "a perfect body." We encourage you to inspect her. It's important for you to arrive at your own conclusions on this extraordinarily consequential topic.

She describes herself thus: "Model, Centerfold, Playboy Playmate of the Year, Dog Mom." Now, is that in order of how impressive she thinks each achievement is? If so, that's gotta be one tremendous pooch.