Kurt wrote:45..well not quite but close enough to 45 to be less of a lie than saying 44.

Dude, you are quite a bit older than I am

YOU OLD FUCKER, GO GET SOME DEPENDS AND BAN-GAY!!!

~JITW

Naw, you are about 8 months older than I am. Not sure why you are so afraid people will figure out you will turn 46 this year. Must be some sort of frat boy business plan or something. Maybe dudes who are 27 and having an existential crisis saying "Shit...I've done nothing with my life...what the fuck do I do now?" then they start searching and set part of their criteria as "No old fuckers. Old fuckers are lame" and they stumble across "Civilian Contractor Jobs" and say "Dude...Sweet..This guy is not old, he is "in his thirties" and no one who gives a generalization of a whole decade as their age would ever lie...I am totally giving this guy cash"

So, yah, you don't give your real age. Like women do, thinking it lowers their value to young dudes. You are totally a fucking chick man. And you think I am gay for having painted toenails.

Kurt wrote:45..well not quite but close enough to 45 to be less of a lie than saying 44.

Dude, you are quite a bit older than I am

YOU OLD FUCKER, GO GET SOME DEPENDS AND BAN-GAY!!!

~JITW

Naw, you are about 8 months older than I am. Not sure why you are so afraid people will figure out you will turn 46 this year. Must be some sort of frat boy business plan or something. Maybe dudes who are 27 and having an existential crisis saying "Shit...I've done nothing with my life...what the fuck do I do now?" then they start searching and set part of their criteria as "No old fuckers. Old fuckers are lame" and they stumble across "Civilian Contractor Jobs" and say "Dude...Sweet..This guy is not old, he is "in his thirties" and no one who gives a generalization of a whole decade as their age would ever lie...I am totally giving this guy cash"

So, yah, you don't give your real age. Like women do, thinking it lowers their value to young dudes. You are totally a fucking chick man. And you think I am gay for having painted toenails.

The Philippine nail salon closest my home just about turned into a DP when my polish was removed and I discovered a full blown case of fungus. If I'd had a bat, I'd have taken to them in an improvised version of whack-a-mole. Of course, I immediately remembered this thread. And no, there was no suggestion of any kind of sterilization, not even a jar of alcohol for their manicure tools.

Kneeling on the filthy sidewalk in a red light district over by the embassy, an old woman in rags stooped over a man's foot digging away at his toenails. I was skeeved out when i saw that a few weeks back. Now, I'd wager, in hindsight, that was as sanitary as the place I've been going recently for my pedicures.

Yeah, I'm feeling so pretty, fungus along with sporting the fragrance of bleach. And over 80% of people here are reported to harbor worms. So there's that too.

Athena wrote:The Philippine nail salon closest my home just about turned into a DP when my polish was removed and I discovered a full blown case of fungus. If I'd had a bat, I'd have taken to them in an improvised version of whack-a-mole. Of course, I immediately remembered this thread. And no, there was no suggestion of any kind of sterilization, not even a jar of alcohol for their manicure tools.

Kneeling on the filthy sidewalk in a red light district over by the embassy, an old woman in rags stooped over a man's foot digging away at his toenails. I was skeeved out when i saw that a few weeks back. Now, I'd wager, in hindsight, that was as sanitary as the place I've been going recently for my pedicures.

Yeah, I'm feeling so pretty, fungus along with sporting the fragrance of bleach. And over 80% of people here are reported to harbor worms. So there's that too.

I'm so glad UltraSwain was the only one I saw naked there

I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard.

Athena wrote:The Philippine nail salon closest my home just about turned into a DP when my polish was removed and I discovered a full blown case of fungus. If I'd had a bat, I'd have taken to them in an improvised version of whack-a-mole. Of course, I immediately remembered this thread. And no, there was no suggestion of any kind of sterilization, not even a jar of alcohol for their manicure tools.

Kneeling on the filthy sidewalk in a red light district over by the embassy, an old woman in rags stooped over a man's foot digging away at his toenails. I was skeeved out when i saw that a few weeks back. Now, I'd wager, in hindsight, that was as sanitary as the place I've been going recently for my pedicures.

Yeah, I'm feeling so pretty, fungus along with sporting the fragrance of bleach. And over 80% of people here are reported to harbor worms. So there's that too.

I'm so glad UltraSwain was the only one I saw naked there

Now you know the answer to that question "Is that a ballut in your pocket or you just miserable to be here?"

Geez,am I NOT ALLOWED TO BE INTENSE FOR JUST 10 FUCKING SECONDS??!!!!!!!

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