The Crazy love triangle between Deadpool, Death, and Thanos!

I should start off by saying that I do know Deadpool is owned by Fox and would be very unlikely to join [The Avengers](movie:9040) seeing as they are owned by Disney, but a lot can happen and this may be only wishful thinking so here goes. My story begins with the merc with a mouth himself in a rogue mission in his earlier days. It would be nothing short of what Deadpool does best one liners, sword wielding, and breaking the fourth wall.

chimichangas included as well

We would see him reach the very end and face down the man he needs to take down as he stares him straight in the eye though we hear a gun shot. The camera faces Deadpool as he looks at us and gives us his goodbye spech, and the oscar is presented to him right before he pushes daisies.

This one is for you Rob Liefield

The screen turns white as we are greeted by the lady herself, Death. Deadpool immediately in love looks at her with googly eyes as he rushes to introduce himself. However, he does not need an introduction as she has been keeping an eye on him for some time now. She takes him into her arms and love begins to grow.

Try taking her back to mom

Deadpool is beyond himself - filled with happiness as he spends more and more time with Death. Despite Deadpool's enduring feelings, these feelings of love do not seem mutual and he begins to question what her worry is. There is no answer from her, so he asks again and she tells him they can only be star-crossed lovers; he asks why, but before she can answer, a great figure appears out of what seems to be a portal...it is none other than Thanos himself.

He doesnt seem to be holding chimichangas

Thanos stares down Deadpool and Death and with no hesitation, Death comes to Thanos' side as Deadpool stares in disbelief. He tries to ask why, but Thanos has already pushed Death aside so he's now staring the Mad Titan down. Thanos then reveals that Death and him were meant for each other and that Deadpool would be punished.

Sorry Deadpool

Thanos then proceeds to curse Deadpool with immortality so that him and Death could never be together. Before [Deadpool](movie:38663) can do anything, he's back at the mission (the one from the beginning). He's desperate now to get back to her so he lets the guys shoot him and stab him to their disbelief, but nothing. He then takes matters into his own hands and decapitates himself but nothing. Deadpool now angry, goes back home where he begins helping Hydra with missions. Overtime he encounters Doctor Strange on a mission and he learns of the infinity stones and how Thanos is after them. The anger Deadpool hastowards Thanos returns as he decides to aid Strange and The Avengers to take down Thanos.

Whats up Doc?

Deadpool is ready to meet his mistress once again and make things right for them. The Avengers are just the tools he needs; after that, they can all go to Hell for all he cares because him and Death will be together for all of eternity.

yes wade....this is real

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