A[[party]]describedasa'''Communist party''' usually involves too much [[vodka]] and not enough [[Ukrainian girls]].

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Communistparties(Chinese:腦殘黨)tendtostart around 8 p.m. with party members arriving at the Kremlina.k.a.themaddestpartyinMoscow.Partymembersstart with a traditional Russian Brewski, alsoknown as <s>beer</s> '''Vodka Supremo'''. They then play a game of spin the bottle, thelosergets deported to Siberia for the winter, the winner gets a brandnewKalashnikovak-47rifle.After the Kremlin the revelers head to a trendy new bar called Gulag's, Gulag is well known for his wild parties. Here they doVodkabodyshotsand listen to techno and generally rave about. At this point some of the lessermembers of the party tend to go home while the die hard party people go and dare each other to do generally stupid things, suchas grow moustaches. A keg stand competition normally ensues with the victor getting to don the Fuzzy Russian Hat of Victory. All the party members go home before 2 a.m. because of the Dr.B.Stinson principle of nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m. Some go home alone but some don't, some regret not going home alone the nextday.

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Theyareextremelyunpopularamongstbigcorporations(with the possibleexceptionofcompaniesthatmakeanddistributevodka)because, afterall, wheneveryonespends a nightsittingarounddrinkingvodkait is unlikely they willshowupforwork the nextmorning, oreven the followingweek.

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A day of heavy hangovers results, hence the need for Fuzzy Russian Hats that you all see them wearing, it makes the headache feel better and makes noises less painful to hear in their hungover state. After experiencing such a night of revelry, and the awful after affects, a spate of blaming "Capitalist Pigs" is in order, the party members blame the West for their hangovers, not the fact they decided to do Vodka body shots. Still, sitting behind their desks party members can't help but think how much fun the previous night was, and quickly swallow some Panadol and sink back into their seats.

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Communism, it's a party!

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'''Communist Parties''' usually involve too much [[vodka]] and not enough [[Ukrainian girls]].

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They are extremely unpopular amongst big corporations (with the possible exception of companies that make and distribute vodka) because, after all, when everyone spends a night sitting around drinking vodka, it is unlikely they will show up for work the next morning (or even the following week).

Big corporations have subsequently hired [[Bill O'Reilly]] to use his superpowers to crush out this enemy of [[capitalists]] by turning them all into stone.

Big corporations have subsequently hired [[Bill O'Reilly]] to use his superpowers to crush out this enemy of [[capitalists]] by turning them all into stone.

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Communist Parties are also known to involve many games of chance and skill, such as pin the bill on the [[Capitalist]] and pig-dog hunting. There is also extensive bickering over whose penis is bigger: [[John Lenin]]'s or [[Karl Marx]]'s in a ceremony dedicated to the god of [[Communism]].

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Communist Parties are also known to involve many games of chance and skill, such as pin the bill on the [[Capitalist]] and snipe hunting. There is also extensive bickering over whose penis is bigger: [[John Lenin]]'s or [[Karl Marx]]'s in a ceremony dedicated to the god of [[Communism]].

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Acommoninsult around the Footscray area of Australia is "You, sir, are a Communist," and it is believed to be spawned by Brock Tandem in The Mythical Foot a Scray (or Footscrazy) city high school, the Insult implies that this person is involved in communism in some way and usually has the connatation that said person is on drugs andunemployed.

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==Peopleinvitedto Communist Parties==

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==People Invited to Communist Parties==

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[[Image:Lenin.gif|thumb|right|"Yes, there will be free donuts at my party, so come and bring your friends."]]

They are extremely unpopular amongst big corporations (with the possible exception of companies that make and distribute vodka) because, after all, when everyone spends a night sitting around drinking vodka it is unlikely they will show up for work the next morning, or even the following week.

Big corporations have subsequently hired Bill O'Reilly to use his superpowers to crush out this enemy of capitalists by turning them all into stone.

Communist Parties are also known to involve many games of chance and skill, such as pin the bill on the Capitalist and snipe hunting. There is also extensive bickering over whose penis is bigger: John Lenin's or Karl Marx's in a ceremony dedicated to the god of Communism.