Quotes from ‘Johnny and Dora’

Captain Holt pairs Jake and Amy up to catch a notorious identity thief. Things take an intimate turn when Jake and Amy go undercover as Johnny and Dora, a newly engaged couple. Meanwhile, the whole precinct is shocked by the news that somebody is leaving the Nine-Nine.

Captain Holt: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.Madeline Wuntch: Call me the devil, Raymond? How original.Captain Holt: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

Captain Holt: I am sorry for getting so emotional.Jake: Pretty consistent tone, actually.Captain Holt: These have been the - These have been the best years of my career.Jake: Oh no, this is new.Captain Holt: And I know that everyone of you gave me everything you had. And I will never forget it.Jake: Go back to being Robo-Captain.Captain Holt: Meep-morp. Zeep.
Dismissed.

Captain Holt: Madeline Wuntch is making me head of relations for the NYPD. I'm being forced out of the Nine-Nine. I don't wish to make a big deal of it, so please limit your reactions to one second. Go.Terry: Why...?Gina: What...?Captain Holt: That's plenty.

Jake: My C.I. says that tonight Augustine will be handing off the laptop to a buyer from China, a.k.a. the Land of Dragons.Captain Holt: Make sure that phrase is not in your official report.Jake: Okay, sorry. The country of dragons.

Boyle: I need your help moving this old Ms. Pac-Man machine I bought.Rosa: Why are you so obsessed with that game?Boyle: Because it's the sexiest videogame ever. She's insatiable, Rosa. Insatiable. Insatiable-Rosa: Stop saying insatiable.

Rosa: Jake, you need a jacket or something.Boyle: Well, Scully left his sports coat back there. Oh, but it'll never fit Jake's athletic body.
Unless.Jake: No, I don't want to do that.Boyle: You have to.Jake: I'm not going to do it.Boyle: You're doing it.Amy: What do you have to do?Jake: Don Johnson it.