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“We Can’t Have The Inmates Running The Prison”

NFL. Bob McNair, the owner of the Houston Texans really upset the kneegroes when he said, “We can’t have the inmates running the prison.” He was speaking metaphorically, but since most of the kneegroes are stupid they thought he was speaking for real and it hit close to home since half of them either have been in prison or belong in prison. All but six of the Houston players knelt for the anthem last week! Meanwhile, the NFL continues to lose viewership and advertisers. There is talk of Jerry Jones staging a coup and forcing Goodell out since he hasn’t a clue on how to handle the Kneegro Rebellion. He could have nipped this in the bud with Krapperdick last year but didn’t have the balls. Now it’s really getting bad as both Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are getting involved in this bullshit. They will demand shakedown money as they always do. This will not end well for the NFL.

Dirty Old Man. Didja hear the latest about George H. W. Bush? Yeah, the old man. He’s 93 and in a wheelchair and some women are accusing him of sexual harassment. It seems he makes a joke and asks if they know his favorite magician. “It’s David Cop a Feel.” He then pats their asses or grabs them on the ass. What do you expect after hanging out with BJ Clinton after all of these years? The Clintons corrupt everything they touch. The old man even voted for Thunder Rodent Thighs.

Speaking of all of the sexual harassment revelations, the Fake News Media even dug up Anita Hill so she could repeat her accusations of Clarence Thomas. All he allegedly did was talk dirty. You notice no one is even mentioning BJ Clinton? All he did was rape and assault women. He was every bit as bad as Harvey Weinstein.

Russian collusion. Mueller finally got someone. Two people who had some dealings with Russia before Trump even starting running. This is as bad as the Valerie Plame witch hunt where the libs were trying to get Dick Cheney when all along it was Richard Armitage who worked for Colin Powell. All they got was a perjury charge against Scooter Libby. Meanwhile, the Clintons continue to skate along. They commit their crimes right out in the open and no one does a damn thing about it. Crooked Cankles is up to her neck with the Uranium One deal and the Fusion GPS deal as is Mueller who is running the Trump collusion investigation. What is wrong with the Republicans for not demanding a special prosecutor on that? The Goodell cartoon applies to those ballless wonders as well. BJ and the PIAP both belong in prison. They are both guilty of treason going back to BJ’s years in the White House when he allowed China to buy missile guidance technology in return for laundered campaign contributions.

George Washington. It seems George Washington is now persona non grata because he owned slaves. When are we gonna quit pandering to the 13% of the population of this country responsible for most of our social problems? When are these booger eatin’ moh-rons gonna get over sumpin’ that happened over 150 years ago? Two ex-slaves virtually ran the Roman Empire during the rein of the Emperor Claudius yet here we have people crying about Slavery® when they haven’t been slaves, their parents haven’t been slaves and their grandparents haven’t been slaves. It’s really getting old. Every ethnic group on this planet has been slaves at one time or another and has gotten over it except one group. And that is Africans in America. What a bunch of whiners.

Leaders at the church that George Washington attended decided that a plaque honoring the first president of the United States must be removed.

Christ Church in Alexandria, Virginia will take down a memorial marking the pew where Washington sat with his family, saying it is not acceptable to all worshipers.

“The plaques in our sanctuary make some in our presence feel unsafe or unwelcome,” leaders said, a reference to the fact that Washington was a slaveholder.

“Some visitors and guests who worship with us choose not to return because they receive an unintended message from the prominent presence of the plaques.”

Aw. Too fucking bad. If you look at the clergy running the church you can understand why they made this decision. Yep! Liberal women.