I believe that with the addition of this Phoebe action figure (courtesy of ToyRocket’s $2 sale price!) I now have action figures of every actress or character I’ve ever wanted to sleep with*. Phoebe is played by Alyssa Milano, fyi. I don’t watch Charmed. But she was great guest starring on My Name is Earl.

*It is not the intent of my action figure collection to represent characters I’d want to sleep with. Even if it is true in the case of Alyssa Milano. But let’s see where this theme applies: Chianna from Farscape, check. Aeryn Sun from Farscape, check. Willow from BtVS, no — I’ve never once thought of sleeping with her, I just like her character a lot! Leela from Futurama, check. Various Battlestar Galactica folks — maybe, but they were rather busy dealing with the end of their world.