Saturday, September 18, 2010

The annual recalibration of his Super Double-Secret Mind Control Device™ was an epic fail.

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efeated RINØcrats et al., focus on something other than yourselves for a change. Like our country:

Take a deep breath and this advice from that wise momma grizzly of what is truly our common cause and struggle:

We have some great common sense conservatives who are putting it all on the line. These candidates and their supporters, fighting, fighting for what is right — and a lot of them just fought some tough primary battles.

That's good. Contested primaries are good. It's good for the system. It's great for voters: Democracy at work. Competition is good.

Healthy competition breeds success, and it makes us all work harder; and this all rebuilds character.

But the time for primary debate is over. It's time for unity now. That's the time upon us, because the time for choosing is near.

In just 46 days Republicans will put their ideas and their experience on the line, and they'll let the voters decide.

An administration that goes out of its way to make terrorism sound less dangerous than it really is (i.e. "man-caused disaster") makes the push to sell "global warming" as more dangerous than it really is. Sounds like somebody's starting to feel uncomfortable because the icecaps and Greenland ice sheets aren't melting fast enough. Switching "warming" to "disruption" is like Chicken Little — finally realizing that everybody's catching on — switching to crying "the ground is rising!"

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

ribing hotel bellboys for information on Sarah Palin's movements and activities is creepy enough. Harassing her neighbors and hounding people on the street is downright criminal.

Why else wouldn't people talk to him? It's me — Michael Gross from Manhattan! Everyone in Alaska should want to hang with me! The fact that they don't, he believes, is indisputable evidence of a conspiracy....

Most psychotically insane is Gross' rumination on why the Palins would leave their home on, I quote, "the anniversary of Sarah's resignation"....

The fact that Michael Gross imagines the date Palin resigned is an "anniversary" anyone else in the world would notice proves only that he is a head case.

He discusses the Palins' absence on this momentous day (in his own mind) with his fellow obsessive, Joe McGinniss — the man who moved into the house next door to the Palins for more convenient stalking.

On and on the two nutcases speculate about why the Palins are gone.

Yes, a strong case can be made in any court in the land for its immediately issuing a permanent restraining order against both of these obsession-crazed stalkers.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

erhaps Imam Øbamuslim will invite Florida pastor Terry Jones to a Halal Summit™ at the White House Kaaba On The Potomac®.

The same liberals who followed Obama in emphasizing Imam Feisel Abdul Rauf's right to build a mosque near "ground zero" despite the outcry over the sensitivity of doing so, now about-face to emphasize the sensitivity of burning the Koran over the right to do so. In fact, some liberals went out of their way to refute the "sensitivity" argument. Where are they now?....

What the ABC piece didn't comment on was the vandalism done to Jones' church already apparent in the very video ABC shot. His event sign had been spray-painted "NAZI," his church sign busted, and the cross on the church building busted. What's odd here? Why not consider who likely would have committed such acts? The implication is "serves him right," but no, it does not. Most likely the only people who would have reacted thusly would have been radical Muslims or radical leftists — people who by definition don't care about other people's property. No comment from the media[Demøqrat Propaganda Ministry™] on that.