I like an everything bagel because it's got everything. YOu know, except fruit.

Have you ever had a square bagel? They are good for making sandwiches.

There is no such thing.

Do not doubt its existence.

In Minnesota there are many bagels which should probably not exist. Now there are lots of bagels, but we used to really not have any. The poppy seed ones that the grocery store made had about 3 poppy seeds on them. But there were some atrocious flavors. I was also horrified by the food coloring in the fruit flavored bagels-- blueberry bagels were bright blue.