**POLICE CAUTION - this recipe could lead to you getting a weekend in the cells, an opportunity to 'fall down the stairs', and a criminal record for a violent crime unless you are a millionaire in good standing with the Tory Party**

Method:First catch your Saatchi - they are usually lounging around restaurants or art galleries. Grab him by the throat, in the manner of a 'playful tiff', and ram the skewer up his fundament. Clean the Saatchi thoroughly with a wire brush, and marinade in extra-hot chilli sauce. Roast over a fire of Damien Hirsts, Tracy Emins etc. until you run out of fuel.

Bon appetit!

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

DaveL wrote:Oi thinks that fellow in the Public Enemy T-Shirt need more bacon, like I need a spare prosthetic leg (and Oi already have two!)

We be into "This is what a feminist looks like" T-shirts over here. It's a new way to wind up David Cameron.

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

We haves Tony Abbott over 'ere. He be the most embarassin' PM we ever had. Banging' on about Nashnul Security, Pickin fights wiv Vlad Putin , climate change denial,getting in to bed with Uncle Rupert, etc.

Grand Deducer Watson of Sherlock. NoName, no pack drill. Astral zone changed five times a day (flexible). Great at manifesting parking spaces by thought control. Hatred of terminology of survivors and commitment to win-win reality.

I must be missing something wasn't Satchi an advertising company. I could understand the recipy for you present Prime Minshiter, but what is about Satchi? Created an art museum/Gallery -then donated it to the British public. 200 works of art.

I must be missing something wasn't Satchi an advertising company. I could understand the recipy for you present Prime Minshiter, but what is about Satchi? Created an art museum/Gallery -then donated it to the British public. 200 works of art.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

I just hate it when I post things too fast. Tons of stuff happening and then my car battery died. Even before the election results came in I knew I would be having a BAD day.

I read that story ... but I wasn't really shocked and I can think the punishments suggested might belong to other critters out there. In the "Land of the Free" it has been estimated that over 100,000 people a year are put into what amounts slavery. Sex trade for sure.

Your pilloried victim said "I am disappointed that she was advised to make no public comment to explain that I abhor violence of any kind against women, and have never abused her physically in any way." Right on, I can slap her around - she's my wife. Divorcing her before she cooks him a special dinner was a VERY Wise move.

This goes on all the time, even in our gentler nation to the north of us. In Canada, Jian Ghomeshi: 8 women accused the former CBC host of violence, sexual abuse or harassment

What I LOVED was that "Two of the women who allege they were physically assaulted also say that before the alleged assaults in his home he introduced them to Big Ears Teddy, a stuffed bear, and he turned the bear around just before he slapped or choked them, saying that “Big Ears Teddy shouldn’t see this.”

Ghomeshi said he has “done nothing wrong.” He said it is not unusual for him to engage in “adventurous forms of sex that included role-play, dominance and submission.”

Such is the problem life of the dominatrix. Rough sex and that ... of course the male would be Dominator (or a boss) or would he just like to 'Master.'