Colour me confused; why was the political affiliation of one brawler included? Why were any of the others named in the article not given a tag as well? Publishing things like 'ardent socialist drone' or 'lickspittle commie stooge?' surely would help.

Come on guys, I am all for equality but please be a little more equal, okay?

(Unless of course there is an automatic assumption by lazy journos that a BNP nut would surely start any fight)

Why do you think there has been at Sergeant at ARMS in the HoC since, oh, 14-something? Until he became a a drippy ineffectual kowtowing-to-the-police 'she' a while back, the sergeant was always an ex-policey or army man.

And let's not forget "The Yeoman Of The Black Rod" who carries a fuck off and die mace and was, in times past, their Maj's 'cleaner'....the clue is the name.