The Color Of Monkey

These Woot Screaming Monkeys are dressed in orange or purple, and man, can they scream! Like a newborn baby or your mom after you drop a brick on her foot. Don't test that, please. You should be respectful to your mom.

These monkeys can also fly across the room, or out of your office window and across the street. We've tested it. It really works. Nothing can relieve and increase stress at the same time like hitting your boss in the face with a monkey.

You know you want this little piece of Woot propaganda. People are still begging for the buckets. This is your shot at the big time. Get in on the ground floor.
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