Parliament under pepper attack

Recently, Parliament was witness to some ugly and unruly scenes when an MP from Andhra sprayed pepper in the house. Pepper spray, invented as ammunition for women to protect themselves against molesters, was used to rape Indian democracy. What Pak terrorists couldn’t achieve in 2001, AP MPs achieved without any AK47!

Henceforth, along with metal detectors we should have pepper detectors at the entrance of Parliament. Frisking should be made compulsory in Parliament too. Indeed, the Gandhi family (including Robert Vadra) may be exempted from frisking!

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