Neither Are Ukraine manager Judge_B, 28, made a startling attack on other managers in his league, when he declared that they "couldn't manage for toffee" and that he predicted his team "would flatten everything and everyone in their path".

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He went on to make a prediction that their winning margin "would be in three figures", and that he was confidently expecting defensive lynchpin Jay deMerit to have a "blinding season".

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He also denied any involvement in a three-in-a-bed romp between himself, Saffron from Republica and Shirley Manson, dismissing them as "ugly old boots"