I realize that, at this last date, I'm not going to
change anyone's mind on for whom to vote, like I ever
could, so I just decided to make one last potshot at
the 40+
percent of Americans WHO HAVE LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS
in the belief that Donald Trump is anything other
than a snake-oil salesman.

All the info I've gathered thus far predicts a Hillary
win of between 322 and 357 electoral votes. Since the
people positing this information have stellar pedigrees
I'm inclined to believe. The next 24 hours WILL
be
fun, however... if by "fun" I mean "filled
with existential
dread".

Things children believe
kid: There is a Santa Claus.
girl: Jesus watches over me.
The Tooth Fairy takes your old teeth and leaves
you money.
Our dog got sent to a farm.
Redneck motherfucker: Trump will make America
great again.