Thomas eventually grew bored of watching the others talk, and wondered why no one was paying attention to him. Somewhat desperate for someone to take note of him, he pulled a cigarette from his pocket, lit it, and began to smoke it on the bus.

Melissa began slapping herself embarrassed and scared about what could happen with this sudden drama, then, she suddenly realized that it was her test. I-I-I'm pregnant, she thought as she looked down and softly clutched her stomach hoping that no one notices.

She got out her compact and began putting on really thick mascara pursing her lips overhearing Priscilla. "Priscilla, what shade of pink is your lipstick? I totes need it in my life," asked Valerie to her as she started to brush her golden blonde hair.

While everyone was paying attention to Priscilla and her gossip, Richard went and got the book Fahrenheit 451 out of his big that contained his iPad, Kindle, and various books to read and handed it to Melissa only to see her clutching her stomach. He quickly got out his phone and texted her asking her why she was.

Getting up, Than pointed to Melissa and said, "I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure she's fucking my uncle. I'm only saying that because she's like the school's biggest slut due to like losing her virginity in the sixth grade. She also won't suck my dick."

Danni looked at them and asked, "Are you guys going to give a shit big enough to split somebody's asshole about the damn positive pregnancy test Montgomery is dangling? We need to have the popular, rich girls go all Sherlock Holmes and shit to find out who's a whore."

"Yeah, Johnathan, she is. I know Lindsey once caught them kissing over at that one haunted house. I think she also yelled at them saying that they're disgusting after accusing Ricardo of being a necrophiliac," quickly spurted out Evangeline as she got out her emery board and began to run them on the tips of her nails.

"To let you two know, my name isn't Ricardo," he said to them softly paying no attention to the fact that Montgomery was dangling someone's piss on a stick in the aisle of the bus for everyone to see. Richard looked up and muttered to himself in French, "Quand vont-ils apprendre à s'occuper de leurs affaires?"

((the french means when will they learn to mind their own business btw c;))

"Nobody cares what your name is...that's not even relevant to the current situation," Lindsey replied, adding extra emphasis on the word 'relevant' as she said it, and ignoring whatever it was he was saying in French.

"Lindsey, we fucking get that you're a fucking cunt. There's much more important things to worry about like how there are assholes who think I'm an asshole just for being a goddamn devil worshiper," said Ophelia harshly rolling her eyes hoping that the traffic would move just so she can take a smoke soon.

Though Thomas had remained silent for quite a while, he had still been listening in on everything that was being said by the students and whatnot. "Ophelia, nobody thinks you're an asshole for your dumbass beliefs, they just think you're an asshole because you are an asshole," he called up to the front of the bus, taking another drag from his cigarette, obviously moody as usual.

((idk i just assumed ophelia was sitting closer 2 the front of the bus than thomas))

While no one was giving a shit about the fact that the movie Monsters Vs Aliens was playing, Melissa quickly got out of her seat and changed it to Bratz: Passion 4 Fashion - Diamondz for the whole bus to watch because YOLO.

Noticing what Melissa had just done, Thomas had to hold in the urge to scream. "Oh.my.god...!" he shouted in excitement, hardly believing there were fellow Bratz fans on board, "This is like, my favorite movie!!"