He's totally going for an obvious personal record in vehicle snatching — including an ambulance, 2 cars, and 2 horses. Unfortunately, the horse round tripped him up.

Better luck next time?? LOLz!

Matthew Anderson Todd, a 24-year-old resident of Boaz, Ala., tried to do just that.

Let us regale you with the madness!

So, Matty gets arrested for a DUI after crashing his vehicle. He gets taken to the hospital for treatment, where he walks out and steals a running ambulance. Then this, according to the cops, happened after he dumped it:

"He walked across a pasture and got into a barn where he tried to saddle up two horses. One was too wild for him and the other he appeared to be too intoxicated to properly saddle the horse."

So he gave up and moved on to a car, which he crashed. Then he steals his final car — the one that let him get away! Still, it's too bad about those horses, right? The record was soooooOOoooOO close! Ha!

His injuries started bleeding so he went back to the hospital a while later, and was promptly arrested. Ta-daaaa!

In all seriousness, though, if you couldn't tell by the sarcasm, drinking and driving is one of the worst things. It's unnecessary and extremely dangerous — not just for you, but for innocent people out there. There should be NO REASON to do it!

This men should learn from his mistakes. Justice should speak and do for itself so that he would learn from it. And we should be more advanced when it comes to our safety this days because we could never tell the danger is awaiting for us outside. Trust is a very much sensitive issue this days. Security and safety of our self and belonging's should be our priority. I'm glad I got this panic button app from my friend and it really fits my personal safety measures. I could press a panic button and I would directly be connected with my family or friends as safety networks and a 24/7 call center agents who could escalate my call to the nearest 911 in my place. They could also locate me through GPS location so it's a lot easier to send help if I needed it.