The correct answer sends you to the chiropractor after twisting yourself into odd positions all night while in the throws of passionate love-making. The incorrect answer sends you to the chiropractor after twisting yourself into odd positions all night while sleeping on the couch.

Sunday, January 19, 2014

What, you think all those flying cars, robot maids, and automatic meal machines are gonna pay for themselves? Hell, George only has a 9-hour work week....literally....three hours a day, three days a week, pushin' a single button between (frequently interrupted) naps.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Kim and Ann sharing a little private bonding moment. What's that old expression: The family that plays together stays together? I doubt very seriously this is what ad-writer Al Scalpone had in mind when he coined a similar phrase for the Family Rosary Crusade back in the '40s....that would be, "The family that prays together stays together."

At any rate, I originally got this as a single line art commission from Pervy Angel, but he liked it so much he also did a safe-for-DA version ...and even went on to color it himself. On a similar note, here's something I don't normally show...a little bonus for yuh...the original sketch, original line art(s), my color line art, AND the finished product(s).

Friday, January 3, 2014

Out of nothing but sheer, unadulterated boredom I decided to take a little inventory of my work on deviantART and this blog, comparing ratios of mature stuff to the "safe for all audiences" ones.

Currently I have 92 pictures on deviantART, of which 37 are non-mature....that's roughly 2.5 to 1. Keep in mind however, that is by DA's definition of 'mature'...which doesn't really equate to, you know, reality....so it's probably closer to a 1 to 1 ratio. On the other hand, this blog currently has 892 images, of which 115 I consider to be non-mature...or 8.2 to 1. Goddamn...I love me some toon porn!

So, I wonder how that translates to the rest of the Information Superhighway? (Thank you Al Gore) Is it THAT morally corrupt out there? Have I done enough to corrupt it....or not enough?

About the Artist

This blog originally began as a means of posting works that could not otherwise be shown on sites who found it less-than-palatable. I have since parted ways with those holier-than-thou websites and now all of my work is posted here. From adult artwork to photography and everything in between...it's all here.