Andrew Breitbart Involved In #PizzaGate Pedo Ring

The Alt Right has been all aflutter with their latest Conspiracy Theory called pizzagate. This is an alleged pedophile ring composed of elite politicians that’s centered around a pizza parlor. The political pedos use food names as code words to discuss their hobby. The really delicious thing about pizzagate is that it’s a conspiracy theory with conspiracy theories! The Alt Right have decided Andrew Breitbart was murdered because he stumbled onto the secret of pizzagate. And Infowars reported the coronor who performed the autopsy died from arsenic poisoning. We can all ignore that Breitbart was mildy obese and suffered from congestive heart failure and his cause of death was ruled as heart failure. And we’ll ignore that the forensic pathologist who performed the autopsy, Dr. Juan Carrillo, is very much alive and performing autopsies for the Dept of the Medical Examiner for Los Angeles County. In fact we’ll just ignore all facts in order to have some breaking PizzaGate news!IronTroll.com has uncovered startling evidence that Andrew Breitbart was intimately involved in what went on behind the scenes of pizzagate.As a teenager, Andrew was heavily involved in “delivering pizza” which is internet pedo code for pimping young girls. Despite Breitbart’s apparent involvement in pizzagate, those on the Alt Right can take comfort knowing that Andrew wasn’t a hotdog pedo. No way. Andrew was strictly into pizza and cheese.

The following are known Pedophile code words. They are listed on the internet so it must be true. Andrew used some of these words frequently.“hotdog” = boy“pizza” = girl“cheese” = little girl“pasta” = little boy“ice cream” = male prostitute“walnut” = person of colour“map” = semen“sauce” = orgy