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Tuesday, February 11, 2014

#912: Joseph "Doc" Marquis

Admittedly this picture is some20 years old, but he is hidingfrom the Illuminati, so it would bemean to help them by using a morerecent picture.

The Illuminati is an elusive beast. Fortunately, there are defectors, and Joseph “Doc” Marquis is one such. According (entirely) to himself, Marquis is a former member of the
Illuminati who jumped the ship and currently enjoys a career as a fanatic
fundie author of barely coherent screeds and books mixing Taliban theology with
accounts of how his former all-control shadow organization is trying, but
evidently failing, to kill him since he remains one of their most dangerous
threats. Apart from his own accounts (unfortunately there is a dearth of other
witnesses who can back it up) the main piece of evidence for the existence of
the Illuminati is the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.
Yeah, that’s Doc Marquis for you.

He was apparently initiated at the age of four, quickly rising
in the ranks (high priest at thirteen, master witch at seventeen) before
leaving. Fellow members included Charles Manson and Coast-to-Coast AM “celebrity” alien abducteeWhitley Strieber.

Like a medieval, neo-platonic fog-monger (though without the
poetry or subtlety), Marquis has invented more or less a complete hierarchy of
angels and demons. Satan has apparently assigned the control of hell and human
affairs to seven demons; Marquis knows most of them by name. There is:

- Rege, who “deals with such drugs as marihuana, hashish,
cocaine, speed, LSD, peyote and mescaline ... [and] is also responsible for
seeing that music is hexed.”

-Larz, the “Demon of Sexual lust, homosexuality,
bi-sexuality, adultery, and other such sexual pleasure.”

-Bacchus, the “Demon of addictions,” including “drugs,
smoking, and alcohol.”

-Pan, who is the wielder of “mental illnesses,
depression, suicide, nerves, and rejection.” (Apparently mental illnesses are
more Satanic than homosexuality.)

- No. 7, whose name is unknown and so powerful that even
the most powerful Illuminati witches avoid contact; his job, though, is to get
“Christians to talk about each other through gossiping and causing strife
within the church.” War and genocide pale by comparison.

Much of the (seemingly drug-induced) delusional rants are
detailed in his book Secrets of the
Illuminati, which at least also exposes the many organizations and
ideologies cooperating with the Illuminati: Catholicism, Satanism,
Rosicrucians, Dungeons and Dragons,
the eight “Satanic Sabbaths” and the Cabala, represented the text “Witchcraft
Today For As Much Within Ancient Babylon”. Indeed, Cabala is “the most
influential of all secret societies in the drive to the New World Order.” There
are also the Masons, the United States seals (“The Two Seals of Our Doom”), the
House of Rothschild, the rock and roll industry and the Black Pope. Yes, that
one – the feted “shadow pope” who is the one to “wield the real absolute power
within the Vatican.” We’ve met him before.

Marquis’s theology is promoted by the Cutting Edge Ministries,
though the theology of that Ministry seems to be based primarily on the
readings on whale.to.

There are decent resources on Marquis’s antics here,here (though can’t vouch for the general reliability of that site as a source of
information), and here.
As for ourselves, we admit to owing a great deal to Marquis’s rationalwiki entry.

Diagnosis: Though they hold the world in an iron grip
through demonic magic, rock’n roll and Dungeons and Dragons, apparently Doc
Marquis is too much of a challenge. For the rest of us, however, Marquis is
probably perfectly harmless.