Bob McDonnell was the Governor of Virginia until federal prosecutors alleged he and his wife were effectively bought and sold and bought again by a massive pharmaceutical corporation trying to peddle a dietary supplement.

The First Lady, Maureen, appears to be the driving force behind the corruption, and it dated back to Day One. She claimed the family was "broke" and had "an unconscionable amount in credit card debt" from their Inaugural clothing budget. She remedied this by accepting a $50,000 loan from pharmaceutical company Star Scientific's CEO Jonnie Williams. By the end of it, the family had already accepted private jet trips around the country, $19,000 shopping sprees, engraved Rolexes, weekends with a ferrari and a rented boat at Williams' mansion, and a Labor Day vacation to Cape Cod.

In return, Maureen would give public speeches for Star Scientific in places like Michigan and Florida and pressure the Virginia Tobacco Commission to push research funding into anatabine, a tobacco-derived substance, that was a key ingredient in Star Scientific's new diet pill Anatabine.

Instead, the First Couple of Virginia got found out shortly after trying finagle 50,000 Star Scientific shares in another under-the-table deal. Below, we've listed every kickback the couple received, as listed in the Governor's Federal Corruption Indictment that was released today. But first, here's what corruption looks like in one image.

PRIVATE JETS

This is how it started. McDonnell needed to hop around the country to net money for his campaign to run Virginia. Williams offered his private jet. Later, they would use them to go on vacation and events for Star Scientific.

SHOPPING TRIPS

McDonnell's wife Maureen needed something to wear to the inauguration and other events. Williams took her to New York, charging $10,999 at Oscar de la Renta, $5,685 at Louis Vuitton, and $2,604 at Bergdorf Goodman (which actually isn't that bad for a Bergdorf trip that might lead to jail).

LOANS (ALSO "LOANS")

From the indictment: "JW agreed to provide the $50,000 loan with a two-year term at 5% interest. JW also informed ROBERT MCDONNELL that loan paperwork was not necessary." Later, Williams provided a cash infusion of $20,000 to stabilize the governor's struggling side business.

WEDDING GIFTS

Williams gave $15,000 as a gift for their daughter's wedding, and also flew them her and another daughter to Savannah for the bachelorette party.

GOLF

A "golf round for the boys" at Kinloch Golf Club in Virginia, and a future trip to Florida for Maureen to "test out new products." That's $1,200 in greens fees, $500 in caddie fees, $410 in pro shop merchandise and $270 in food and beverages. One of McDonnell's son and his friend charged to Williams' account, worth about $618, in another Kinloch outing. Several other outings added a thousand or more to the bill each time, according to the indictment.

STOCK MARKET

Maureen wrote a check from a Wells Fargo account for $31,079 to purchase 6,000 shares of Star Scientific stock. She most probably did this with Williams' loan. Williams also transferred 50,000 shares of Star Scientific stock to the McDonnells at another point.

36 HOURS IN...

The McDonnells enjoyed a vacation at the Williams' "multimillion dollar vacation home" in Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia. Williams "arranged for a Star Scientific employee [to] transport [his] Ferrari from Richmond to his Smith Mountain Lake house so that the defendants could use the Ferrari during their vacation." He also rented a boat specifically for the McDonnells' use during the vacation.

For Labor Day weekend 2012, Williams flew the McDonnells up to Chatham Bars Inn, a Cape Cod resort. He also pays for the food, golf, yachting, and a private cottage.

A REALLY EXPENSIVE WATCH

Using the old, "What kind of watch is that? I want one for my husband!" trick, Maureen McDonnell intimated that she wanted Jonnie Williams' Rolex. Jonnie Williams bought Maureen McDonnell a Rolex with "71st Governor of Virginia" engraved on the back.

A REALLY NICE DINNER

After Star Scientific brass mingled with medical professionals at the Governor's Mansion, Williams paid for another $1,423 dinner.

HOME IMPROVEMENT

The governor's personal residence was starting to feel less-than-awesome, so one of Williams's brothers came by to install a free hot tub and re-stain the deck.