Mindy Kaling, Reese Witherspoon, and Oprah Winfrey Are All Going To Be in Disney's A Wrinkle in Time

You may have heard that Disney's upcoming A Wrinkle in Time—which is adapted from Madeleine L'Engle's book of the same name (a favorite of Chelsea Clinton, by the way)—is going to be the first live-action movie directed by a black woman (Ava DuVernay!) with a budget over $100 million.

The lead role will be played by Twelve Years a Slave's Storm Reid, which means she's officially the luckiest girl in America because, uh, look at who her coworkers are! And her name is Storm. Why isn't my name Storm? Think how much I might have accomplished with a name like Storm!

Sorry, this casting news has me reaching for all of the exclamation points.

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Can we please tesseract our way to some future time when this movie is already out?