A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Kim Kardashian Would Love A Star On The Walk Of Fame

Kelly: Hey, Gabe!Gabe: hey kelly!Gabe: what’s up?Kelly: Nothing! Just heated up coffee from before, about to have some. What’s up with you?Gabe: oh that’s really coolKelly: Not anymore!!!!!!Kelly: hahahaaGabe: LOL BARFGabe: LOLOLOBOLOLAOLOLORLOLOLFKelly: hahahahahaha ahhh can’t stop laughing ahahhaaGabe: so greatGabe: this is fun!Kelly: I know it’s so great that you can chat with friends onlineGabe: nothing much going on hereGabe: just trying to narrow downGabe: my invite list for the Seth MacFarlane episode of SNL viewing party guest listGabe: so far i’ve got myselfKelly: funGabe: and a gun with one bullet in it

Kelly: WHOA! Gabe, relaxKelly: It’s going to be hilariousKelly: But you should probably get those invites out quick because I’m sure your party will have a lot of party competitionKelly: And the gun with one bullet in it is going to be in high demandKelly: Oh speaking of televisionGabe: yes?Kelly: Kim Kardashian said something interesting about it recentlyGabe: i *bet* she didKelly:She said that reality television is like rapKelly: Because when rap first came out people didn’t understand itKelly: But now it’s here to stayKelly: Just like reality televisionKelly: Pretty interesting theory!Gabe: i mean, i guess she’s rightGabe: insofar as everything is like everythingGabe: you can literally compare anything to anything elseKelly: RightGabe: i have a confession to make, thoughGabe: which is that i love Keeping up with the Kardashians

Gabe: i have only seen a couple of episodesGabe: and uh, IT’S THE BESTKelly: hahahKelly: I have never seen it!!Gabe: that family is American Royalty as far as I am concernedGabe: it’s really goodGabe: everyone is just always stressed out about, likeGabe: the opening of a restaurantGabe: just losing their shitGabe: and at the end of every episode someone has to apologize to someone else for hurting their feelings
while sitting by the poolGabe: Bruce Jenner is always having his feelings hurtGabe: the last episode I saw, Rob was upset because he missed an important deadline and now he didn’t know if his SOCK LINE was going to be ready to launch at Gadzooks this fall or somethingKelly: Hahah. Well, it sounds great from your description.Kelly: I will say that I certainly don’t have a problem, like some do, with them all being “famous for being famous.”Kelly: Because who has the energy first of allKelly: And second of all people are so mean to themKelly: And they have a TV show that so many people watchGabe: rightGabe: who has the energy to get mad about TV?

Gabe: not only that, but a basic cable TV reality showGabe: let it goGabe: if ever the expression “pick your battles” meant somethingKelly: HonestlyKelly: And they’re apparently good at what they’re doing, creating garbage that everybody cannot get enough of!Kelly: So, enoughKelly: Oh also Kim said that she wants to get a star on the hollywood walk of fame because she heard someone say one time that no reality star ever wouldKelly: What do you think about that, GabeGabe: hahahhahaGabe: breaking down those important barriersGabe: the pavement ceilingGabe: that so many women in reality tvGabe: have struggled underKelly: mmhmKelly: Very braveKelly: I know that I don’t want to live in a world where a reality TV star cannot have her name on the hollywood walk of fameGabe: also, of COURSE kim kardashian would want to get a star on the hollywood walk of fameGabe: have you seen that thing?Gabe: it should honestly be called the Hollywood Walk of Garbage

Gabe: what a nightmareKelly: hahahaKelly: TELL ME WHAT YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT!Gabe: you sound like my momGabe: when we chat about the hollywood walk of fameGabe: also that thing is pretty long, you never know where you will get your starGabe: it could be in front of grauman’s chinese theater BUTGabe: it could also be in front of a Rite Aid on a side streetKelly: As long as your name is somewhere on the street in a star for people to walk on forever and ever and everKelly: It hardly matters whereKelly: Also don’t you have to pay like a billion dollars for it?Kelly: Like $50,000 or something. I don’t know what it is. Someone nominates you and then you get to pay a lot of money?Gabe: well, that’s no problemGabe: kim can just launch a new line ofGabe: plastic underwear or whateverGabe: scented plastic underwearKelly: hahahKelly: “That’s hot” – Paris HiltonGabe: hahahahaKelly: Well good luck to herGabe: yesKelly: Reach for the stars because even if you miss them you will still be on the groundGabe: i hope all her dreams come trueGabe: i hope she gets her name on a sidewalkGabe: and that she proves to the worldGabe: that reality TV is our most important resourceGabe: after sports cars and butts

“There’s a prejudice against the medium of [reality television]…It’s like Sammy Davis, Jr., at the Sands. Everyone recognized that he was a great entertainer and an enormous talent, but, you know: Stay out of the casino.“ As long as we’re comparing everything and everything, how about Kim Kardashian and the lovely Seth MacFarlane?

You know, it’s a good question, the question of why do i get so angry about these awful people and the fact that they’re famous and rich and constantly validated for being horrible, shallow people…and the thing that I keep coming back to is that the problem with these people is that a LOT of people look to them as examples of how to live their lives. You know, like little girls who think releasing a sex tape will make you famous or respected. I mean, if the Kardashians did not exist, Courtney Stodden might not be famous. That’s not too much of a stretch, right? So how do you raise girls to respect themselves, and boys to respect women for anything other than a sex object when Kim Kardashian is a fucking product of a sex and exposure obsessed society?

Also she made millions of dollars on a sham wedding when so many people don’t even have the fucking right to get married all because she didn’t think it through or respect marriage in a way that practically rubbed it in the face of any gay partnership that can’t make it official. That alone makes her an awful person.

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