Monthly Archives: August 2011

I have been fairly successful on my warrior goddess challenge. Day 3 and I have managed to keep my ass moving, mostly. I am still watching a more than acceptable bit of television. But I have come up with an … Continue reading →

I have already started moving my ass. There are blisters on the balls of my feet from dancing at the Stevie Nicks show. My body and soul feel exorcised of the couch demons. Are you all ready to dance tomorrow?

I have written a short poem about my most recent woes. I hope you enjoy. Toilet Paper Do I have enough money to buy toilet paperDo I have enough money to wipe my assTaking a shit shouldn’t cost moneyI shouldn’t … Continue reading →

Once upon a time I was a WARRIOR GODDESS. I was in control of my body, my mind, my spirit. I was a fearless diva in the prime of my life. The goddess still lives, she has just been locked … Continue reading →

It is no secret that I am a music junkie. I love all forms of music. It is what I live for, what heals me, what brings me ultimate joy. As my favorite man says, music is the best. The … Continue reading →

It’s no secret that I have vividly weird dreams. The other day I had an incredibly vivid dream about Steven Spielberg. Since that dream I have been tearing it apart, analyzing it to pieces. It was one of those detailed … Continue reading →

Dear Scotland, The past few days I have been indulging in my own private Scottish Fest. I have been blissfully enjoying the beautiful men you have given to the world. I first would like to thank you for this … Continue reading →

Dear 1997, Of all of the years I have lived, you are the year I’ve hated the most. Why would you attempt to make a comeback in my world knowing the pain and suffering you’ve caused? I have long since … Continue reading →

I have received some backlash from my sexification to Tom Fucking Selleck post. They say I’m a girl, I should sexify myself to a nice smooth faced woman-like image. I say to you, FUCK THE FUCK OFF. Sexy is sexless. … Continue reading →