Lilo, Ungaro, Paris, and London

Lindsay Lohan turned up in Paris but headed out of Paris with a sh-tload of luggage en route, supposedly, to London to catch up with Samantha Ronson who played a gig last night at Mahiki.

Lilo has been ordered to keep a lower profile after landing a job, finally, on a film set which is why the paps haven’t been shooting her every day but now that she’s messing around overseas, perhaps a date with Lily Allen too, we’ll see her cracked out dirty face again at 5am soon enough.

So what the f-ck Ungaro? What are you thinking?

Apparently the clueless owner of the fashion house (he probably wears Ed Hardy) wants to bring her on as some kind of style consultant (???) much to the dismay of creative director Esteban Cortazar who, quite rightly, doesn’t want anything to do with her orange ass. Lilo may be a clothes horse, but that doesn’t make her an original. Am including photos from mid May of Lindsay on her way out of a business meeting wearing an outfit I’m sure you’ll love discussing.

Also attached – Lily shooting her video in London (warning - mild nudity).