Decision, Decisions

submitted by: David Minkoff

Chaim Yankle was known to be painfully indecisive, unable to make any kind of decision, whether simple or complicated. One day, Chaim Yankle goes with his wife Feigy to a local cafe. As soon as they are seated, the waiter goes over to Chaim Yankle and asks him, "Would you like tea or coffee, sir?"

Chaim Yankle thinks for a while, then replies, "You know what, I’ll take a half and half."