I was discussing the adderall use of an Argentinian friend of mine and she reminded me of a discussion I had about a crackhead cousin/friend/uncle(depending on who im discussing him with) of mine. Back in the day he would show up and yell out "I fear....no...man!" like Vader:

Then walk in the room doing the Vader theme music all puffed out walking like Vader.

Presumably this was after he had taken a good solid portion of crack to the brain. At times he would be on crack...clearly...and be quiet. Almost as if he couldnt even see the world around him quiet. But other times he would....turn into a wrestler. Usually vader.

Which caused us to wonder....

How much crack is just enough and how hard should you hit the crack?

We argued long and hard and concluded that...

Its hard to pin down an exact amount of crack or how hard to hit it off the bat....but if you turn into Big Van Vader....you probably hit it too hard.

Also unacceptable to turn into...

The ultimate warrior
Macho Man in late 80s form
Akeem the African Dream
Roddy Piper

Wrestlers its acceptable to turn into/people who if you begin to show their traits you likely used just the right amount of crack....

Kevin Nash
Rick Rude
Mr Perfect
Bret Hart

It is also acceptable to turn into a Paul Bearer type creature. Stone cold was argued but we couldnt settle on if he appeared to be on too much or just enough.

I've known a couple of crackheads who turned into Val Venis when they hit the rock, others became Ric Flair. I think Ric and Val are acceptable. Guys who become Black/White Sting and Mankind/Cactus Jack always freaked me out.

I have the same situation in a couple of weeks with a Christmas party. Not only do I have no interest in hanging out with work people outside of work, I also commute 60 miles every day to and from work (120 miles total daily). I've got to figure out a good excuse for getting out of it...

Im not one of those people who suddenly decided Andre 3000 was top 5 in 2007 but.....thinking about it...

He had 2 of my 5 all time favorite verses in the last 10 years. The intro to the song I shouldnt have to name....and Art of Story telling. Two of only 3 versesI know I have in my top 5 all time no matter what(The other being Commons Retrospect for Life last verse...it ****ed with me when I had a similar problem).

hey kblaze, do you remember the name of the track you had on that grant hill mix? i was thinking of it the other day but couldnt remember the name. i think it was by big pun.