Superfreaks

Last week Arnold and I started the formal process of applying for life insurance. So you know, if one of us kicks it, the other one won't lose the house. It seems like a bummer to lose your spouse and house in one year, you know? Anyways part of life insurance is getting all sorts of health tests to determine how likely you are to die in the next 30 years. Such fun grown up stuff! You see now why I need the New Kids on the Block. Anyways, our results came back yesterday and I'm happy to report that we are very likely not to die in the next 30 years. This in itself is good news, but it also means that we get the lowest insurance premium available! It's called super-preferred and is apparently rare. Our agent called me and said "I can't believe you guys qualified! Now you get to join a very special group of my clients. I call them the superfreaks."
Awwwwwwwwwwww.... yeah.