We could bundle Romney off as the ambassador to some out of the way place like Bolivia or Cameroon, but he'd be able to just buy the country outright and then start setting up his Mormon army to take back the presidency that is rightfully his, by prophecy.

Give me the guy who finally realized Dorito Tacos was something worth putting out for the world to enjoy.

You know what? You're absolutely correct. Unlike Romney, that genius figured out what was missing from the market, and filled a niche.

The Doritos Taco guy understands the marketplace, his customers, and current trends. The dude has that product selling right before Washington and Colorado voted? Yeah, there's someone who knows how to make money.

I just borrowed this from The Superficial, who borrowed it from someone else. So here: Mitt the consummate businessman, at work.

Mitt Romney pulled such an incredibly impressive dick move Tuesday night, that I couldn't live with myself if we didn't take a moment to bask in its dickishness. I'm genuinely not even trying to make fun of the guy, that's how awestruck I am by the epic lack of fark he managed to give. It's practically biblical. Via NBC News thanks to Todd who I feel like I owe a firstborn to for this:

From the moment Mitt Romney stepped off stage Tuesday night, having just delivered a brief concession speech he wrote only that evening, the massive infrastructure surrounding his campaign quickly began to disassemble itself. Aides taking cabs home late that night got rude awakenings when they found the credit cards linked to the campaign no longer worked. "Fiscally conservative," sighed one aide the next day.

Was it him? I didn't click, but I'm willing to bet $10,000 a turd of that magnitude could only come from Wolf Blitzer. I can see him asking it in that concerned voice of his, the kind he uses to sound like a big boy news reporter when he's in fact asking questions that would embarrass a 3rd grader.

Here is a suggestion. DON'T GROW THE BUREAUCRACY! We do NOT need yet another cabinet level position. Secretary of Commerce already exists. What is commerce, but business. THIS idea of a new secretary position is the dumbest thing I've heard out of the Obama campaign.

Yeah, let's get the guy who thinks that shutting down energy exports for use here at home is compatible with expanding free trade agreements and that the economy will see short term job increases amidst a trade war with China have a say on business matters for the benefit of the US economy.

And the guy who rescued the Olympics with his business acumen by having the feds hand him a billion dollars. Forgot that point.

How about we just contract him out as an economic consultant to foreign countries instead in order to increase our competitiveness. Though that might violate the Geneva Convention or something.

I thought we already had a department of commerce. Or would that be more of a department of labor thing? Or would we surgically meld the two like some twisted human centipede. That sounds like something Romney would do.

I originally thought Obama should throw him a bone to show no hard feelings and that he can build a bridge. But since "real" Republicans are now repudiating him, and the only foreign leader who has any respect for him at all is Bibi, I don't know what he post he could offer Romney better than Official White House Tea Boy.

Dwight_Yeast:The feck would we need a Sec Business when we already have a Sec Commerce?

It's not a real thing. Obama floated a suggestion that he might consolidate some departments, reduce red tape. He said, maybe the head of these melded departments could be a sort of 'Secretary of Business.' Right wingers ran wit "OMG! Another Czar!" Paul Ryan went with 'I guess he doesn't know we already have a Secretary of Commerce.'