It is not unusual for the winner of a Simon Cowell talent show to sign a book deal. But the fact that this latest memoir will come from Pudsey the Dog – you remember, from Britain's Got Talent – may give you paws for thought. The Daily Mirror reports that publisher Little, Brown has signed up Pudsey the wonderdog for £350,000 for an, er, autobidography that will be out in time for Christmas. Pudsey's owner Ashleigh will presumably bank the cash as we're guessing Pudsey doesn't have a bank account. If it did it would be with Bark-lays, obviously.