This electrically powered sex machine can go from zero pumps per minute up to a terrifying 130 pumps.

You can order one from Amazon, too – although they’re currently out of stock.

F*ckzilla

This terrifying machine has tank tracks – and is already widely used in specialist porn.LoveBots Ride-On Ejaculating Sex Machine

This ride-on, remote-controlled sex machine is just £220 – small change for a taste of the sexy future!

‘This is a simple ride-on-top sex machine with a comfortable neoprene exterior and the added bonus of ejaculations. It is compact, easy to store, and comes with two dildos,’ says Amazon.

Actroid DER2

Actroid DER2

You can rent out this sexy robot by the day – although its makers remain coy about what you are meant to do with her.

She has ‘realistic silicone skin’, they boast.

Shudder.

Vibrating Knob Gobbler

OK, OK we put this one in purely for the name. But it simulates oral sex by thrusting FOR the gentleman – so it’s very close to robotic.

Shockspot

The Shockspot produces 18lb of thrust, with its makers describing it as, ‘the most advanced, robotic f**king system.’ (Picture Shockspot)

This gigantic, frighteningly powerful robo-penis is described as the ‘Rolls Royce of f**k machines’.

Users thrust into a vibrating Fleshlight vagina synced with the machine, then it thrusts into their partner by syncing up online, in a partnership between webcam porn site Flirt4Free, Vstroker and Shockspot.

They’ll have to be quite brave – the Shockspot produces 18lb of thrust, with its makers describing it as, ‘the most advanced, robotic f**king system.’