We return you to your regularly scheduled SaiGAR coverage. The news team was stuck in the Intertubes for over 24 hours for the second day, and couldn’t get Day 2’s results out. But enough chatter. HAVE AT THEE!

Day 2:

Hosaka

Itou Kaiji

Boota could take out Kaiji and that feller. Srsly.

Day 3:

Robert E O Speedwagon

Itoshiki Nozomu

Can’t really comment here, dunno about these 2.

We’ll be back tomorrow with more back-breaking SaiGAR results. Assuming the Intertubes don’t clog up again.

4chan’s trainwreck of a competition enters it’s 2nd(?) year, as the GARest of the GAR assembl-

Waitaminute. Is this SaiGAR, or SaiLULZ? I see Dango, cute little girls, a boobified Nanoha, a shaaaaaaaaark (it’s a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark, suck its diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, it’s a shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark), a mole, random side characters, some familiar faces, viruses, and stuff.

No seriously, is this SaiGAR or SaiLULZ? The only thing that could make this mockery of a competition more mockable is if they included the Gurren Lagann 😛

…For Pete’s sake, DANGO??? Then again, we had Aizen’s couch AND The Cabbage for last SaiGAR… Aizen’s freakin’ couch. Next thing we know, the Dango wins SaiGAR :V

Guts cleaved Master into two. Okay, he didn’t. It was a long and hard-fought match, with both sides sustaining serious and near-fatal wounds.

But then, Guts swung his really big sword at the last moment to defleft a cloth spear from Master Asia. That was the turning point. In a swift stroke, Guts rolled a natural 20 and beat Master Asia to within an inch of his life without the aid of his freakishly huge greatsword.

Yes people, the East is burning red today, all thanks to Guts, the winner of SaiGAR 2007. All hail the most GAR of characters… … … …

Until next year, that is. When the most GAR of individuals fight to gain an insane number of votes to be the most GAR.