...and then Gavin was called by his mother from the basement door because his chicken tendies were ready, snapped out of his post-orgasm high after wanking himself silly to "The Purge" for the thirteenth time: that day.

At least that poor DVD player - set to auto-playback - was given a rest.

On Friday, October 12th, following a speech by Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes at the Metropolitan Republican Club in New York City, members of the far-right men’s group violently beat three apparent protestors, reports Buzzfeed News. According to the Daily Beast, the NYPD has enough evidence to charge nine members of the right-wing group, as well as three protesters, with rioting, assault, and/or attempted assault.

According to a local photojournalist, Shay Horse, who filmed a widely circulated video of the incident, approximately 30 members of the group participated in the alleged assault, after being escorted out of the club along with other event attendees by members of the NYPD.

“There was a big group of like 30 of them, and they came out grunting … trying to hype each other up,” Horse told Buzzfeed News. He said the police didn’t ask the crowd to disperse and shortly thereafter, the melee began, allegedly after a protestor knocked a hat off one Proud Boy’s head. Horse saw “two or three bodies on the ground” being kicked and pummeled by the group.

“I heard them screaming and swearing at some guy on the ground,” Horse said. “They were beating the shit out of him and kicking him in the head. One guy had his foot on the guy’s neck. … One dude started screaming, ‘Do you feel brave now, faggot?’ … It was just a pummeling — it wasn’t really a fight, because the three people never really got a chance to even stand up.”

Video taken by freelance reporter Sandi Bachom shows an NYPD officer arrive at the scene on a scooter while the assault is still taking place, seeming to show little urgency about breaking up the violence. The video corroborates Horse’s account to Buzzfeed News that the officer “just went totally slack-jawed and stared at the fight,” and it wasn’t until he yelled at him “Do something!” that the officer dismounted his bike and ““ran into the crowd flailing his arms saying, ‘That’s enough, that’s enough.’”

The Proud Boys are a far-right “pro-Western fraternal organization” that was started in 2016 by Gavin McInnes, a former founder of VICE turned right-wing commentator on Fox News who was hosting his own conservative radio show at the time. The group’s name is a direct reference to the song “Proud of Your Boy,” a deep cut from Disney’s Aladdin soundtrack, which McInnes heard at a children’s recital and interpreted as a “fake, humble, and self-serving” attempt to make boys apologize for being boys. The Proud Boys pride themselves on being ”Western Chauvinists who refuse to apologize for creating the modern world,” as McInnes told Bedford + Bowery in 2016. While the group accepts gay and minority members, McInnes and the group have espoused racist, anti-immigrant views, and frequently are aligned with neo-Nazi groups.

During his speech at the Metropolitan Republican Club, McInnes reenacted the samurai sword assassination of Japanese socialist leader Inejiro Asanuma, which he called an “inspiring moment.”

Basically, they believe that white men and only white men have any right to civilization, and everyone else is trying to steal it from them, so they have to take it to the street. They're Neo-Nazis. And this asshole is the founder.

Yeah, his RebelMedia crap is just as damn stupid and unaware of how this country came to be . . . and how every strong power took power. Sorry, honey, there hasn't been a single strong nation without a strong central government! You just want to be a hunter/gatherer, because trust me, you aren't going to be farming. Not all on your lonesome.

But if you shut down the government, who would then force housewives to stay put, ensure that the borders are secured, give out the free guns etc.? You? And as always, right-wing libertarians believe themselves to be at the top once the government is gone, when in fact they will become more or less slaves to the rich guys (and/or violent gangs) who have all the power by virtue of having all the resources at their disposal. In short:
Fascist doesn't think his ideals through, news at eleven.

These meatheads beat up people and have a silly rooster as their logo (....instead of something cooler like a lion or something. Really; It looks more like a logo for a farm or poultry company). Gavin eventually wasn't "MANLY MAN" enough to take the heat, resigned, then claimed he wasn't the leader (likewise, I could claim I'm Princess Celestia).

Now; The other Loud Boys are infighting with everyone wanting to be the new leader....
....Stock in Orville Reddenbacher company has gone up.

So we're getting rid of the government which will take care of #1 & 4, but would make closing the border and legalizing drugs impossible (because who's going to be closing the border and what legal system will be legalizing the drugs?) Glorifying entrepreneurship is already present in American culture.

So all the people who are let back out inot the streets when you "abolish prison", will they be given guns as well? And the venerated housewives, will they get guns? If not, who decides?

And you want to legalize drugs at the same time?

You know, if Gavin actually had his way, I would totally agree with closing the borders - but that would be to make sure all the lawless, gun-wielding, drugged-up-to-the-eyeballs wingnuts stayed inside.

Seriously though, this is what the politico-sociological* equivalent of the Dunning-Kruger Effect looks like.

Abolish Prison
Give Everyone a Gun
Legalize Drugs
End Welfare
Close the Borders
Venerate the Housewife
Glorify the Entrepreneur
Shut Down the Government
Eat a gun
Jump up and down till your brains fall out
...
Profit!

Make prisons into rehabilitation centers, not punishment concentration camps and/or working-for-nothing-slave-camps.
Regulate guns
Give everyone affordable healthcare and free education.
Oh, and also affordable contraceptives for adults, and free contraceptives for under 25-year-olds.
Increase Welfare
Venerate the feminist dad
Control the entrepreneurs, some of them are only out for themselves and will throw everyone else under the bus
Strengthen the Government (How can you close the borders with no government?)

Well, my list have worked wonders in several European countries.
Your list has wrecked havoc in many Middle Eastern countries and former Soviet countries, and it's starting to wreck a bit of havoc here in Europe too, now that many of the countries have taken a sharp right-wing turn towards fascism.