Two Colorado pastors spoke to Generations Radio and gave what they believe are the reasons for the wildfires that have plagued the state: abortion, homosexuality, exposed breasts, and even Feminist corruption.

Pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner both wondered why God was punishing Colorado with the devastating wildfires and specifically targeting “the heavily conservative city of Colorado Springs,” according to AlterNet.

“The two ultimately determined that the forest fires were linked to the state’s liberal abortion laws and the recent success of civil union legislation.

“Swanson added that a Denver Post photograph of State House Majority Leader Mark Ferrandino kissing his partner also played a role in inviting God’s wrath.”

Buehner: Gov. Love, a Republican.

Swanson: Two ironies there, not just one, the man’s name was Gov. Love and he’s responsible for killing more babies than probably anybody in the history of this country because he’s the guy who started it.

The question here became, “Dose God read the Denver Post?”

Swanson: “When you have a state where the House leadership is performing a homosexual act on the front page of the Denver Post two months ago? Does God read the Denver Post? Do you think He picks up a copy of the Denver Post? He gets it. God gets the Denver Post.”

According to AlterNet, Buehner concluded that Coloradans should be glad God “hasn’t destroyed the whole state yet” as “an act of grace.”

Breast exposure was the next reason as to why God was punishing Denver with the wildfires.

Swanson stated the following:

“I’ve never seen so many breasts in all of my life. Every form of aberrant sexuality and women’s breasts are shown in front of me almost nonstop for fourteen hours.”

After claiming he was a victim of “oppressive” breast exposure, he criticized young men for “doing the metrosexual thing with the skinny pants and the little fairy shoes” and not growing out their facial hair as God commands.