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I was reading about the homosexing Amtrack engineer, Brandon Bostian, whose sweet reverie of receiving coquettish attentions from Senator Graham was rudely interrupted by his locomotive taking leave of the Earth. Fortunately the resulting ejaculate proved to be the least of the mess, and he now finds himself safely ensconced in the tender arms of his counselor. A state held in high envy by at least seven of his passengers. And though it is depressing that good people have perished for no good reason, a timely article from Russia Today makes me desperately hope to still be vertical when liberalism and diversity meet on the same track.

All of you are already well advised of Uganda’s President, and Kakistocracy favorite, Yoweri Museveni.

On Monday, President Yoweri Museveni signed into law a bill that made some homosexual acts punishable by life in prison.

“They’re disgusting. What sort of people are they?” he told CNN’s Zain Verjee afterward. “I never knew what they were doing. I’ve been told recently that what they do is terrible. Disgusting. But I was ready to ignore that if there was proof that that’s how he is born, abnormal. But now the proof is not there.”

“I was regarding it as an inborn problem,” he said. “Genetic distortion — that was my argument. But now our scientists have knocked this one out.”

The nation’s Parliament passed the bill in December, replacing the death penalty provision with a proposal of life in prison for “aggravated homosexuality.”

Aggravated homosexuality. With his Amtrack employment now dubious, I suppose that legislation might have an inhibiting effect on Mr. Bostian’s train piloting prospects in Uganda as well. Though as he casts about Africa in search of a warm trestle and male matrimony, he’ll surely want to devote due consideration before submitting his somewhat blemished resume in Gambia.

The president of the tiny African nation of The Gambia has reportedly threatened to kill any homosexuals in his country, adding to his long-time record of cracking down on homosexuality.

“If you do it [in The Gambia] I will slit your throat,” President Yahya Jammeh said in a public speech in the Wolof language…”If you are a man and want to marry another man in this country and we catch you, no one will ever set eyes on you again, and no white person can do anything about it.”

Yahya don’t play

For SJWs, suffering a slit throat at the hands of a black president must surely cause no small amount of Narrative misalignment during that brief process of exsanguination. Let’s contemplate this in a manner congruent with rational liberalism: via virtue ledger.

✅ Black president
❌ Wants to murder gays by hand
✅ Hates white people

Two out of three ain’t bad. So while acknowledging full liberal support, we must concede this isn’t the first time President Mamma Jammeh has expressed indelicate sentiments toward our most delicate men. Just last year he compared the poofter’s penis to a proboscis.

“We will fight these vermins called homosexuals or gays the same way we are fighting malaria-causing mosquitoes, if not more aggressively,” Jammeh said.

We will therefore not accept any friendship, aid or any other gesture that is conditional on accepting homosexuals or LGBT as they are now baptised by the powers that promote them,” he said.

“As far as I am concerned, LGBT can only stand for Leprosy, Gonorrhoea, Bacteria and Tuberculosis; all of which are detrimental to human existence,” he added.

Leprosy, Gonorrhea, Bacteria, and Tuberculosis. 😷 What kind of witty white Southern Christian conservative bigot is this Jammeh anyway? Regardless, I’m convinced Mr. Bostian will find no refuge in his realm. And as that domain expands at the differential TFR of about 4.5 to 1.3, the LGBT pathologies are going to notice a lot more than trains jumping the track. It’s going to be a Narrative derailment for the ages.

The Mexicans who have flooded into my area wouldn’t appear to be likely proselytes for progressivism anytime soon – except, of course, to the degree that it furthers their own ethnic interest. A while back I was passing along a colonized stretch of one of our business streets and a Mexican guy was yammering on a megaphone in Spanish about Jesus or God or something. A woman who was part of his group handed me a little piece of kitsch literature – in English, surprisingly – titled “Satan: The God of This World”, with a picture of a giant skull hovering over a gloomy city. I’ve also seen Mexicans protesting outside a local abortion clinic. Anyway, I think the liberals I know – the same liberals who think American taxpayers ought to be subsidizing white abortions to preserve the delicate ecosystem and prevent overcrowding as we dutifully accommodate the overflow of the humanitarian crisis south of the border – would have been horrified to know that they’d been stabbed in the back like that and that their coalition partners were engaging in superstitious and misogynistic hate speech.

As I sometimes now range off into the Serengeti of liberal Twitter I just don’t get the sense they’re capable of processing that stabbed-in-the-back concept from their dusky non-neighbors. It’s just perpetual mush-mouthed mumbling about white racism–and that is all.

If there is a Hell, I’m starting to fear mine will feature an eternity of their droning.

Gays are not dumber than average, and we’re talking about a white male here. There’s no real evidence diversity affected his hiring or may have had anything to do with accident. Black kids throwing bricks, maybe.

Understood Chris. But there’s definitely something going on here with the Therapeutic State.

Bostian was a pencil-armed flake. Not that “engineer” is terribly relevant any more, but he’s hardly someone I’d look at and think, “disciplined, systematic, cool under fire,” which is what I want in people piloting common carrier-vehicles. But the bleed-over from anti-racism is adamant refusal to judge anybody by looks or demeanor. I’m reminded of Andreas Lubitz. Why keep an obviously psychopathic individual limping along in the job of passenger airline pilot?