Tech for singles

Feeling lonely and unloved during the romantic holidays? Don’t worry – we have the technology to turn any love-spurned frown upside down. Splash the cash on someone truly special (hint: that’s you) and treat yo’ self with these great bits of tech for singles.

Go for gold

If you want to turn heads when you’re out and about, look no further than the Beats Solo3 wireless headphones. These gorgeous gold cans will cradle your ears like that elusive lover who “just hasn’t met you yet”. Fill your audio canals with sweet, bass-filled nothings and enjoy up to three hours of playback from a five minute charge.

Fly higher than ever before

Just because you haven’t reserved a table for two doesn’t mean you have to stay cooped up inside. Take to the skies and witness nature from its finest angle: several hundred feet above the ground. With our range of high-tech drones, you can change your perspective on what true beauty is.

Upgrade your viewing experienceWe’re no doctors, but if “home is where the heart is” then it makes sense to look after your most vital organ and equip it with a brand new 4K television, right? Right. Experience stunning picture detail, crystal clear colours and spectacular contrast levels with these sleek and sexy 4K TVs. Romcoms have never looked so tear-jerkingly good.

Beat your personal best

While opening up another tub of Ben & Jerry’s may seem like the answer to all your problems, it’s clearly a short-term (though extremely delicious) solution. If you want to boost your confidence – and show your ex what they’re really missing out on – these fitness trackers can help you reach your goals and sculpt the body you desire. Feel sexy and know it.

Live the life of luxury

Ever seen someone look miserable in a hot tub? Nope, us neither. MSpa’s inflatable pool of warm, bubbly water has room to fit four people, but let’s be real: bathing is best enjoyed alone. 118 dynamic air jets may seem extravagant for one person to enjoy, but so is buying 12 red roses just to prove you love someone. And who knows, you could always share your hot tub with that special someone later down the line. Sounds like a water-tight investment to us.

Sing your heart out

Belting out classic love ballads can help you overcome even the hardest of heartbreaks. It’s also a hell of a lot of fun, especially with some like-minded, carefree friends. With the Wireless Karaoke Microphone, you can unleash your killer vocal range uninhibited by needless cords and cables. Simply find your favourite track and let this nifty mic power your angelic voice with its external speaker as you sing your troubles away. It’s time to show the world what love is – once and for all.

Look back fondly (and game)

Still searching for that spark? Rekindle your love affair with retro games with the Sony PlayStation Classic. Approximately 45% smaller than the original, the Sony PlayStation Classic comes preloaded with 20 games including the JRPG epic Final Fantasy VII and stealth-action masterpiece Metal Gear Solid. Relive your precious childhood memories all over again.

Adam Vjestica is a freelance writer who’s bonkers about video games and tech. A previous Nintendo of Europe employee, Adam’s arm was once touched by Satoru Shibata and he hasn’t washed it since. He also played Halo 5: Guardians for over 51 hours straight (leaving him eternally tired).