It goes without saying that posts such as today's are the result of long hours perusing team's promo schedules, a task that sometimes yields unexpected hilarity. Case in point: On July 30, a team that will remain anonymous is staging "Tribute to Michael Jackson" along with a "Boy Scout Sleepover."

You're bad, New Britain Rock Cats.

Looks almost certainly like an unwitting coincidence. The Rock Cats are generally pretty conservative with their promotions: Healthcare Industry Night, Insurance Appreciation Night, Faith & Family Night, etc. And, a month before the Jackson/Boy Scout event, they have a much more innocent pairing of Star Wars Appreciation and Girl Scouts Sleepover. If there's one thing we'd never link together, it's Star Wars appreciation and girls sleeping over.