Serious Black:Oh man, I can't believe I didn't see this originally. Bryan Fischer tweeted yesterday: "Whether GOP even has a future at stake tomorrow. RNC expresses support for sodomy-based marriage, GOP is finished."

What the fark is a sodomy-based marriage?

Where your partner constantly f*cks you in the ass whenever the Mastercard bill comes in.

Serious Black:Oh man, I can't believe I didn't see this originally. Bryan Fischer tweeted yesterday: "Whether GOP even has a future at stake tomorrow. RNC expresses support for sodomy-based marriage, GOP is finished."

What I want to know, is why won't Tony Perkins and Rick Santorum address the rumors that they're gay lovers? Some people say that Santorum's body is so used to his position as catcher, that he can't even ejaculate from penile stimulation anymore, and that on Perkins' wedding night, they had to shave his wife's head and put her in a dark room, so he could pretend she was a man. It's also rumored that this continued for several months, so that he could gradually acclimate himself to pussy. But he still prefers Rick's sweet, sweet man ass. I've heard other things, like how Tony cums hardest when he orders Rick down on his knees, and makes him go ass to mouth. Which also, so the stories go, makes little Ricky splooge like a horse.

I think it's important that they address these rumors, as their silence only confirms everyone's belief that it's all true.