Millie, the security guard pussy who’s been hired by the UK toy company, Bandai, to troll their warehouse at night and keep thieving hos from stealing the toys. Millie will shoot those thieves with AWWWs and stun them with her cuteness, obviously.

A spokeswhore for Bandai (who will forever consider commenting on a security guard pussy as the HIGHLIGHT of his spokeswhore career) told Metro UK that they were looking for a night-time security guard when they caught Millie the Bengal cat trolling around the factory floor. Since bitch works cheap (cat food and fish) and stays up all night, it was a perfect fit:

“We are expecting a bumper year this Christmas with orders starting to fly in from retailers putting in their requests, including new boys action toy releases for Ben 10 and Power Rangers. With the appointment of Millie the security cat, our toys are now very well protected.”

So if you’re a toy thief (I’m talking to your ass, Grinch) and know how to subdue a pussy with a tube sock, you know what to do. But really, couldn’t they have given Millie a better uniform? They should’ve given her a hat with a feather in it, so she really looks official. Tama knows what I’m talking about.

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