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Some dufus little girl ran in front of the swing my son was on and got mullered. She was lying pole-axed on the ground and I went to pick her up but then thought someone might accuse me of being a paedo so I left her. She eventually got up and went away.

and the driver, a bloke, beckoned her over. He said there was a girl in a school uniform at the bus stop up the road, in floods of tears. He was going to stop and see if she was okay, but suddenly thought how it would look if a man in a car was seen idling at a bus stop while a school girl sat their crying. So he asked if my mum could check on her instead, which she did (she was fine, can't remember why she was upset).

Waiting for my little girl to come down the big slide, there's a fat 7-8 year old boy hanging around at the bottom.

"Oi mate" he chirps.
"Er, yeah?" I look round to see if he is talking to me.
"Where did you get your shoes?" he sneers.
"My shoes? I... don't remember," I am taken off guard.
"I saw them in Poundland."
"..........?" I wittily retort.

and i sort of talked to them a bit (to stop them from panicking i guess) while i was looking around for a security guard, then their mum came back and they went off with her.
when i posted this story on here everyone acted like i was the biggest paedo ever for talking to them. still a bit annoyed about that

in a shopping centre this little kid got seperated from his mum because he was too slow to step onto the escalator. he was well bricking it so i held his hand to help him on. his mum was very relieved and thanked me.

who was wearing a green t-shirt and brown shorts, and could anyone who saw him please bring him to the customer service desk. My dad looks around and sees a kid matching the description, casually going through the biscuits. The kid, who's probably about four or five, looks at us, and with a voice full of moker-esque paranoia, says: "How do they know what I'm wearing?"

First thing that reminds me of is "I'm not a racist, but...."
and we all know what that means.

Only kidding.
You should all remember that if you help a child inside a building like a mall or an airport that the presence of CCTV from every perceivable angle means that you will not be visited by the Paedofinder General.

and if a kid is doing a little dance or something to some music in a shop i might acknowledge them and do a little dance as well.

i think we've got a bit too sensitive about engaging with kids in case people think we are some kind of peado. Screw that - i don't want a load of kids growing up thinking that everyone in the world is totally miserable and no fun at all.

I remember when me and my friend were driving behind a bus full of kids who were going on a school trip or something and they were at the back window pulling faces at all the cars. we thought we'd join in the bants and drove up behind them and gave them the finger, but the kids just looked completely shocked and turned around in disgust. felt a bit bad after that.