The idea of camouflage is to blend in with your surroundings not stand out in the crowd, but the problem is on the London Underground since TubeCrush started, if you are handsome then you stand out. We would love to follow this chap back to the barracks and show him a good time! Who wants to come with us?

Crush Feature: We do like a man in uniform. Sadly we can’t see too much more from this photo, we can just imagine the chiselled torso beneath the military get-up. However, thank you to our submitter for this one – we like uniforms! Now if you could find someone that looks like this, it would be most appreciated!