The Pan National Union and the CentralPowers are 2 neighbours next to each other, they realised that it was time forthem to stop yelling at each other about how crap each other’s farm was, sothey signed this ODP.

Article I: No Panda Hate

Both Farmers will not go andswear at each other’s pandas, as the PNU and TCP both love their pandas verydearly.

Article II: Hey! My Fridge!

Both alliances understand that destroying eachother’s property is not nice and will promise not to do it.

Article III: ZOMBIES!

Both Alliances will help fight off any zombies thatcome into their house, but are not required to.

Article IV: Wait, fertilizer?

If Farmer PNU or Farmer TCP learns about a brandnew, awesome fertilizer brand, they will not keep it to themselves.

Article V: I got a problem

If Farmer PNU or Farmer TCPcaused a problem, they will solve it with each other in private, rather thanyell abuse at each other during the Farmer’s Market.

Article VI: Screw your cows

If Farmer PNU or Farmer TCP decides that they don’t want to be friendsanymore, they must scream, “Screw your cows!” 3 times at a Chicken, dance toGangnam Style and meditate for 72 hours. After 72 hours, the friendship wouldhave ended. If an article is violated, this pact may be cancelled immediately.