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Rumours are emanating from Downing Street that in response to the Speaker’s ruling on MV3, the Prime Minister plans to bring the vote back to Parliament this week in a radically different guise. [read...]

For the first time, the British Board of Film Classification will be required to assess and label the level of pretentiousness of any film before it can be shown in cinemas. In addition to sex, [read...]

Admin assistant, Gareth Jacobs, has admitted to friends that he spent the weekend panicking about which topic his colleagues will want to talk about at work today. The past weekend has had big matches in the 6 Nations Championship and in both the Premier League and the FA Cup and despite it already being lunchtime,… [read...]

As Theresa May plans the third, fourth, fifth and sixth reading of her bill to pass her unpopular Brexit bill, because she literally doesn’t have anything else to do, people are starting to wonder how she is able to get Parliament to agree to keep voting on the same thing multiple times when the British public have been told quite clearly that: ‘You voted for Brexit – [read...]

‘It’s a very proud day, a milestone for racial equality’ said a spokesman for the Police Federation today. ‘And a vindication of the strategy of showing the world as it should be on TV, in the hope the real world will catch up a mere four decades later.’ [read...]