14 Photos That Prove Forearm Porn Is A ~**Real**~ Thing

ENJOY SOME GRATUITOUS MUSCLES.

Because Reddit is a marvelous Internet playground where just about anything goes, there's an entire "subreddit" (the site's term for a forum, basically) devoted to forearm porn. It's exactly what you would hope/expect — buff selfies from guys showing off their forearms.

They then usually get lots of fawning-bordering-on-creepy compliments on their musculature. What's not to like? (The creepy part, sure, but other than that?)

What a happy discovery, though, because now there's a home for the 734 iPhone photos of your arms. Snarky home decor note: You'd think with those muscles you'd be able to mop those stains on the floor away.

I just love the composition of this photo — the raw male figure juxtaposed with the kitsch purple scrubbing brush. In the future, this will be considered a seminal moment in the controversial "millennial selfie" art movement. Picture it in an art gallery, please.

And there you go, sepia-tinged honesty is always the best policy. Best comment here: "love the shower curtains." Anyone who can pass right by a naked man for some cutesy cartoon fish is on a higher wavelength altogether.