Starring: Shari Mann, Steve Vincent, Chris MathisDescription: I don't think "Thar She Blows!" is the worst thing producer David Friedman foisted on his pervy public, but then again, he didn't exactly set the bar that high. Comparing it to other Friedman-produced movies, "Thar She Blows!" doesn't match the quality of his more solid offerings like "The Defilers," or "Johnny Firecloud," but it's better made than "Blood Feast" and "Scum of the Earth," even if it's not nearly as fun to watch as either. It shows more flesh than "The Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill" and is slightly more explicit than "The Head Mistress" yet keeps the erotic heat at the same lukewarm temperature

Starring: Vladimir Brajovic, Betty Roland, Francoise Blanchard, Raul Cabrera, Gino Turini, Angelo Arquilla, Piotr Stanislas, Vincent Lo Monaco, Fanny Magier, Laurence Lovall, Antonio Passalia, Dominique Irissou, Marie-Noelle Arnoult, Silvie Dezabauneix, Kathy SadikDesscription: The seductive Messalina (Betty Roland) will stop at nothing to become the most powerful woman in Rome. Gaining the attention of the Emperor Caligula (Gino Turini), she soon finds herself at loggerheads with Agrippina (Francoise Blanchard) who has successfully plotted Caligula's downfall and is maneuvering her son Nero to become next Emperor of Rome. However Messalina is one step ahead and jumps into bed with Claudius (Vladimir Brajovic). But when Messalina becomes pregnant and it's clear that Claudius isn't the father, Agrippina seizes this as her opportunity to finally see Messalina treated as a mere slut of Rome

Starring: Christina Lindberg, Eva Portnoff, Margareta Hellstrom, Thomas Nervell, Britten Larsson, Gunilla Mattisson, Teddy Lundberg, Sinikka Karlsson, Bjorn Brenemark, Karin Genberg, Jill Wernstrom, George Harrisson, Marie-Louise ForsDescription: Joe Sarno specializes in languid, introspective sex films. This is one of his best. It's a slow film, and as the action gets more and more bizarre, the tape recording that the players are following gets harder to understand, until by the end it takes a couple viewings to catch what's being said. Definitely not for most people's taste.

Starring: Alena Johnston, Sabine Sun, Rosanna YanniDescription: A story of a tribe of Amazons in the age of swords and chariots. The film opens with the tribe holding physical contests to select a new queen. Since there are no men in the tribe, they hire men from another nation once a year. After the queen is crowned, the Amazons go to meet a group of Greek soldiers for their annual mating. The king of the Greeks pretends to be a captain and has sex with the queen. Much to the queen's dismay, she quite enjoys having sex with a man. The king recommends to the queen a certain way back home, not knowing there is another tribe of male warriors waiting in ambush. On the way back to their homes, the Amazons are attacked, and they drive off the men. Once home, they decide to pillage the villages of the tribe that ambushed them. The queen bears a male child, who she thinks is left out to die, as male children are not wanted by the Amazons. The queen arranges for another meeting with the Greeks to mate again and also kill them in revenge for their

Starring: Julie Lee, Wai-Dik Chan, So Kwok Chu, Lam Chi Fei, Chan Ai Lam, Tsang Yim TingDescription: The story of this film is about a sensitive poor girl which gets sold to a moronic fish dealer who wants to do some perverse sexual practices with her. However, she falls in love with a young gardener boy and both start having a passionate sex affair. After this guy kills the fish dealer and his mother they have to flee from the police, what finally leads to their suicides...

Starring: Dyanne Thorne, Max Thayer, Jerry DelonyDescription: Finding a new employer, and looking not a day older since the end of World War II, Ilsa works for an Arab sheik who enjoys importing females to use as sex slaves. An American millionaire's daughter, a movie star, and an attractive equestrian are among his latest victims.

Starring: Roxanne Brewer, Jan Can, Jan DavisDescription: Directed by nobody, presumably because no one in their right mind would take credit for this P.O.S. Dr. Dildo's secret - and I'm sorry to have to spoil this for you - is that he's kidnapping all the attractive women in town and using his science to turn them into nymphomaniacs. This pretty much is just straight-up porn. Softcore porn, since it doesn't actually show any genitals, but porn nonetheless. And in 60 minutes, there are only four major sex scenes, and they're all very boring. Of the five or so women you see naked, only one is very attractive. The rest aren't unattractive, exactly, but when I'm watching porn, I demand more.

Starring: Alan Lake, Glynn Edwards, Anthony Booth, Diana Dors, John Moulder-Brown, Milton Reid, Bernie Winters, Kenny Lynch, Mary Millington, Sally Faulkner, Rosemary England, Queenie Watts, Cindy Truman, Vicki Scott, Alec MangoDescription: Alan Lake is David Galaxy, the playboy astrologer who beds beautiful young women as easily as he reads fortunes. His glamorous conquests include a high society debutante (sex superstar Mary Millington) and a busty beauty queen (real-life Miss Bournemouth Rosemary England), but he soon finds himself on the wrong side of the law and not even his own horoscope can predict the future