The hardest man in the world. While all these jocks are going on about how Chuck Norris is amazing Sir Fiennes is busy breaking impossible records and cutting off his own frost bitten fingers with a saw in his tool shed.

Chuck Norris: Never actually did anything hardcore, just acted in some TV shows

Ranulph Fiennes: Known as the best explorer and hardest man to have ever lived; living proof that the SAS produces the best.