A dream of extraordinary magnitude

Merry Christmas and happy other holidays from: Santa Gilius! Nice children get little bottles filled with destructive, playfield-clearing magic attacks. Wind, Fire, all that kind of thing. Naughty children get Level 2 lightning bolts in the face. That is, as the young’uns say, how he do.

Whether you’re an average jill, a common joe, gift procrastinator extraordinaire, 5-star holiday cookiesmith, Cindy Lou Who, Wong Who, a snot-nosed punk what don’t deserve nothin’ due to being a snot-nosed punk all year, or a fictional character who is pouting for being drawn in a goofy Santa costume, may all you party people have […]