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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Case # 87-8 Molly the Wally... 50 Shades of GRIME....

OMD Ernie..... it is almost TIME fur us to be in Court and MOLLY the Wally isn't here yet. What if she is stuck in Customs ... She was SURE that all was in order with her PassPort... Don't worry Roxy... I am SURE she will be here SOON... and WHISPER or else we will get thrown outta here before the trial ever starts...

BUTT ERNIE..... I am afraid that my Tiara will start to TARNISH... !!!It will be FINE.... in fact it might HELP if it did... the Sparkle from it is BLINDING...

OH LOOK...... Here comes Molly NOW.... ALL RISE. Molly is here...... GASP!!!!! Roxy... YOU are NOT allowed to say THAT..
Butt Ernie.... Look at her.... she looks like a QUEEN... I think we SHOULD all rise...WELCOME to America Molly... Please come be Seated...

Did you get stopped by Customs?NO, I just needed to make sure that my Fleasa Card would be accepted in this country... and it IS... we are all set fur Shopping after the trial, Roxy.
THAT is super Molly.... and HIGH TEA.. Right?

ALL RISE...... this court is now in Session.... His Worthlessness Frankie Furter Pawsiding.

You may be Seated

{{{THWAP}}}

Are all the pawties Present and ready fur Trial?

They ARE your Worstsome.

VERY WELL..... Pawceed.

The Defense would like to call MOLLY the WALL to the stand..

Please tell us what occurred on this date... and show us the PROOF...

I will be Happy to Ernie... Roxy will you put up Exhibit #1 fur me?

YES, your Queenship... here it is...

MONDAY, 16 FEBRUARY 2015

Mud Glorious Mud On MoanDay Monday!

So I am giving her the stinky eyes because after..............

one of these in one of ...........

these........she who must be ignored obeyed decided it was time for some............

waterboarding................and she said she would write a book all about it............

SO Molly, your mum WATERBOARDED you after just a tiny bit of dirt made its way onto your paws and furs??? You look Lovely today, By the way..

Thank you Ernie.... I am dressed fur Royal COURT today... not my usual casual style... like I pawfer... and like I was in the day in question. And YES, she certainly DID subject me to the Torture and then a PUBLIC Display of the Horror... !!

She declared that I was 50 Shades of GRIME.

I was Dramatized Traumatized.

I am SURE you were!

Was there anythingy that Led UP to this incident? Somethingy that SHE who must be IGNORED, might claim ... pushed her to take these drastic measures???

Well there WAS this Tiny situation... Roxy could you please show the court my post about it?

Certainly Your Royallyness..

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Exhibit....

.Musings Of A Legend On Moanday Monday!

I am legend or as peeps would say I am more leg end than legend. Everybody knows me for my hunting prowess, my ability to turn on a dime as I chase the various vermin that haunt my neighbourhood. However after 'Mince Gate' last week it would appear that she who must be obeyed ignored has lost the plot. She plods round the park slower than molasses in Winter and seems to have a very short fuse these days. I mean as CK would say she is one chip short of a happy meal. So imagine my frustration when after running amok amongst the trees chasing those bushy tailed varmints she screamed at me MOLLY ENOUGH! Yep like a banshee she yelled at me and if that was not enough she grabbed me by my snout. Yes it was a full frontal nasal assault. She pretended she smacked my snout by accident but I know that is not true. Yes I was abused and what was worse was I was so shocked that I stood still which facilitated her being able to leash me and drag me away from territory. Of course I put my butt down but 17 kilos of pure hunting muscle was not going to get the better of my captor. Didn't help that this was officiated by anther round of applause from random people watching on. Have your staff ever assaulted you? She should be dismissed for gross negligence but then again I will wait till after dinner.

Yes, I know.... sniffle snort TREMBLE sniffle... it is just more than I can bare to think about.. I can hardly sleep at night let alone have a nice nap... I live in constant fear fur my delicate NOSE and luxurious furs.

Your WURSTlyness, I believe that the defendant has been through enough... She has been forced to relive these two TWO TOO TO 2 terrible events here in court. It would be a continued travesty to force her to continue.

She has brought before you, CLEAR examples of THREATS and Actual physical harm...

I believe we should allow her to rest her case.

I concur Ernie. Since this is another Royally International case I will need to Consult with my many quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore... which may take 87 hours ... and will render my decision on 3/12/15

{{{THWAP}}}

OH BOY..... come on Molly..... Let's go fur HIGH TEA and then hit the VictorIOUS Secret Store.. I have my Fleasa card and a Loyalty Rewards card.... fur 87% off on Selected Merchandise...

MOL MOL MOL MOL THIS CRACKED US BOTH UP...FLESA CARD AND THIS "BUTT ERNIE..... I am afraid that my Tiara will start to TARNISH... !!!It will be FINE.... in fact it might HELP if it did... the Sparkle from it is BLINDING..." BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO STANDING OVATION.SURELY THE US OF A LEGAL SYSTEM WILL BRING JUSTICE TO MOLLY!!HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

Hari Om....well.... whilst not in the least condoning any form of violence, one does have to wonder at the possibility of abuse of royal privileges... unless, of course, there can be grounds for claiming the retailing as a form of therapy... I have no doubt that YURUNNER will formulate a full and formidable finding... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Holy crap!!! I am in TEARS! TEARS!!!!! SHE WHO MUST BE IGNORED is terribles! Just terribles!!!! Tellin' a hunter she must stop! horrible fursure!!! hey, any sales today?? I gots Ma's Fleasa....☺KissesRuby ♥

Wow, this is such a disturbing case! Poor Molly and I'm sure the verdict and sentence will be swift and just. OMD I can almost smell the smoke rolling off those fleasa cards. BWAR HAR HAR These ladies will have the fanciest bloomers this side of Paris. :)Grr and Woof,Sarge, Police Commish