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I figured I'd make a thread for what ailments and illnesses you may have at the moment. Instead of ruining other threads with gripe about the flu or breaking a hip. Like Melman we can whine all we want here about that newly discovered disease we may have.

I've got an infection (the kind that makes your snot really green), my knees and ankles ache along with the left side of my jaw (rugby injury) from the cold, and I can't stop drinking to let myself heal.

oh you know... the word 'sexcapades' comes to mind. even though its probably not really a word...

Ha! I was gonna ask if you had crazy sex but I didn't want to come off as crude since we're not really close and all. But ^5! haha

rosiemoonjumper wrote:

Haha Melody!

I'm hungover. I took stuff for the headache, but I'm all puffy faced and it's ikky.

Pretty much all the babies had snotty noses and scratchy voices last week. So of course now I have a dry throat and runny nose (I had these symptoms before boozehaggery last night).

Booooooooooo baby germs!

Yes baby germs are lethal. I swear if a sick baby so much as looks at me I get sick instantly. It's horrible. I'm actually wondering if I'm getting sick and that's why I have this awful headache or if it's just my morning allergies combined with the heater that's on through the night.

Yes baby germs are lethal. I swear if a sick baby so much as looks at me I get sick instantly. It's horrible. I'm actually wondering if I'm getting sick and that's why I have this awful headache or if it's just my morning allergies combined with the heater that's on through the night.

I'm extremely suspicious of sick babies now. One gave me whooping cough! That sure is a horrible disease.. It was crazy.

My fucking back is killing me. I got really drunk Saturday night, which means I probably came home and just flopped onto the bed. If I sleep on my stomach for more than an hour or so, my back is wrecked for like a week. And I have almost a month until my next chiropractor visit!

But the worst part is that I got so loaded that I passed out. Passed out = no saturday-night-sexy-time for me. Curse you, demon alcohol!

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