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Rufus Humphrey Quotes

Rufus: Don't you have Blair's engagement toast? I know you both have your issues.Serena: I can't force Blair to want me there.Rufus: But, come on, it's Blair. She might have trouble saying it most of the time, she loves you as much as she loves anybody. Of course she wants you there.

Rufus: Hey. Your mom called and she was concerned that you were due for a refill on your medication, didn't get it.Charlie: Shoot. I was so excited about going to the fundraiser tonight with Dan that I forgot to pick it up on my way home. I'll go right now.Rufus: I already did. Ah, your mom told me that last time things went well you stopped taking it.Charlie: And then they went from well to hell. Trust me, I never want that to happen again.

Dan: I take it lunch with the label went well.Rufus: Yeah. They want me to have Panicâ€”the name of band, also what's gripping my insidesâ€”over for dinner tomorrow.Eric: And you want to be the cool rocker guy.Rufus: Come on, I was the cool rocker guy.Eric: Yeah, but now the penthouse, the art, the millionairess wife under house arrest doesn't exactly scream street cred.

Rufus: Speaking of fights, where do things stand with you and Vanessa? Have you guys talked?Dan: Yes. Only to reiterate the fact that we have nothing to talk about.Rufus: You know I was angry with Vanessa too. But you guys have been friends your whole lives. That's not something you give up without some thought.

Rufus: Thanks for the movies. You want to come over later and join us for some screenings?Dan: Um... you know what, I might have a thing.Rufus: A thing? That's intriguingly vague. Another development in the complicated non-friends hang out situation?Dan: No, that situation has figured itself out. It's official. We're, ah, we're just friends.

Rufus: I suggest you leave. I'm not the only one who remembers why you were run out of town after your last visit.Will: I appreciate your concern, Rufus. I tell you what, I'll let Cece explain everything. She's flying in as soon as she can.Rufus: What?Will: I don't think Lily quite realizes what she's in for. It's time to circle the wagons, Rufus. It's what we do best.

Do you have Bryn Harold? Well then take off your shoes and chase her down, because I need that opera as a front of book idea. They're doing Boris Godunov this spring. Who doesn't love Tsars and Cossacks?