They've finally gone and done it! The parents have arranged one of those "meetings" where the "Any Other Business" is "Would you like pink balloons or red ones at the wedding reception?"

Yes! You're being introduced to a potential marriage partner.
But to your horror Prince/Princess Charming(less) has a personality about as interesting as your big toe, wears clothes straight from the Patiala fashion show for Punjabi Farmers, has a face like a Pizza and worst of all is an Accountant! (sorry, those ppl who are planning on being accountants)

So how do you tell them that you're not interested? Well, there are obvious ways to say "Take a hike, Jack (or Jaswinder)!" but that could lead to teary eyes all round! So for your well-being The Funjabis have put together "Ten Ways To Say Get Lost - With A Smile."
It may help you to adjourn the meeting more gracefully so you can live to have another one the following weekend!

- Wipe your nose on your sleeve and then wipe it on theirs - twice!

- Order a bucket of ghee to put in your saag during roti.

- Sit on the dining table and shout loudly for food!

- Tell them about your cuddly animal with which you like to sleep (ie the neighbor's bull)!

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