After midnight. Rapture day. Any big plans? I'm thinking casual nudity with sneakers. Just enter every room at a bit of a jog and pretend everything's normal. Other than that, find a good high viewpoint and see how it all ends. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

What an incomprehensively devastating day. I sincerely mean no offense to anyone who's had a good year. But I have to go with a little Johnny Cash/San Quentin tonight regarding 2010 -"I hate every inch of you. You've cut me and you've scarred me through and through. 2010, may you rot and burn in Hell."

I'm in the process of moving and am putting most of my books in storage. If you've never done this, let me assure you that it's a miserable experience. Why? Books are heavy. And when you've got 20-30 boxes of them, that's even worse. To boot, I'm on the third floor of a building with... Read More

Have pulled an unintentional all-nighter. Again. Fortunately it was Friday into Saturday, so I don't have to worry about work. It hit quarter to five am, birds started chirping loudly, and I figured: fuck it. So I brewed some coffee, sat out on the porch with a cigar in my recently departed grandfather's cap and watched the sun rise with my neighbor's... Read More

Why the hell is it that when I go to buy dress shirts and pants for work, they are all this weird clingy slim-fit style these days. According to all the labels, they're all "Modern Fit." All of them. I litterally have no other option. Even if I buy the shirts a size or two larger, they still feel tight. I guess if I... Read More

5:45 am and insomnia is going full force. Fortunately I'm going into a 3-day weekend. Although, I really don't think I'm cut out for the 9-5 life, I've signed up for. I have little but contempt for it at the moment. But I'm pretty well stuck for a while. Damn...

Why, oh Jesus God why must we lose to the Penguins. Anyone but them. And I really wouldn't mind it, actually, if Mike Richards would just knock Sidney Crosby's front teeth out. I mean, is that really too much to ask?!

It's 2am and I'm kinda freaked out. A half hour ago, I gave up trying to sleep because it occurred to me that an old friend who is getting married doesn't have my new address. So I log into my email and find a brand new email from him asking me to confirm my address so he can send out wedding invites... Read More