The What Obscure Soda Are You Test

Hi! Welcome to my What Obscure Soda Are You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge... you know what? The field of psycho-soda research is still pretty new, so advanced logic doesn't really apply here.

We're going to ask a few questions and match you up with a canned beverage you may not even be able to get anymore. The test scientifically measures on two axes: The axis of obscurity and the axis of effervescence. This isn't just pop psychology!