I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A dancing demon
No, something isn't right there

Iï¿½ve got a theory
Some kid is dreaming
And we're all stuck inside
His wacky Broadway nightmare

Iï¿½ve got a theory we should work this out

It's getting eerie
What's this cheery
Singing all about?

It could be witches
Some evil witches
Which is ridiculous
Because witches
They were persecuted
Wicca good
And love the earth
And women power
And Iï¿½ll be over here

Iï¿½ve got a theory
It could be bunnies

[crickets chirp]

Iï¿½ve got a -

Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what's with all the carrots?
What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies

Or maybe midgets?

Iï¿½ve got a theory
We should work this fast
Because it clearly
Could get serious
Before it's passed

Iï¿½ve got a theory It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse
We've all been there
The same old trips
Why should we care?

What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through within a minute
We have to try
We'll pay the price
It's do or die
Hey, Iï¿½ve died twice

What can't we face
What can't we face?
If we're together?
What's in this place
That we can't weather?
We're together
There's nothing we can't face
Except for bunnies

General CommentWhat's the title of this song? I've got a "theroy"? Oh, child! Bless your heart. Sounds painful!

The bunnies part is so totally the best, and it's so totally inspired by Alanis Morrisette. Kinda like "Ironic" meets "You Oughta Know" but about bunnies.

I also like Willow's parts, and I almost always do the Bob Fosse hand moves like Tara does when Willow does her "wacky Broadway nightmare" line. When I listen and do the hand moves on the subway, people look at me funny. Can you imagine? And the way Willow looks at Anya after the bunnies rant is priceless. I love Willow. She reminds me of my cousin Joan. And one time, at band camp. . .

And what IS with all the carrots AND with the way Buffy says/sings certain words. "It doesn't mattaaaaahhhh". Was she turning into Madonna with a faux British accent? That's my theory. Or is it theroy?