Knicks owner James Dolan is an asswipe and a schmuck, and according to the New York Post, he is also a giant asshole. A source tells the Post that this past Sunday, Dolan was denied access into the Delta Sky 360 club in Madison Square Garden by security guard Fiordaliza Hernandez because Dolan didn't have his ID on him. As you might expect, Dolan responded by going straight into awful-rich-guy mode, and fired Hernandez on the spot.

Instead of laughing it off, Dolan snapped, “Do you know who I am?”

The startled security guard admitted she didn’t.

Then Dolan demanded, “How long have you worked here?”

Three years, the guard said.

“I’m your boss! I pay your salary!” Dolan shot back.

But rules are rules — and Dolan didn’t show his ID, so Hernandez refused to let him in, sources said.

Christ. After calming down a bit, Dolan reconsidered and decided that Hernandez wouldn't be fired. How nice of him. After all, being publicly humiliated by a dumpy cretin just because she was trying to do her job was probably punishment enough for Hernandez. James Dolan sucks.