J.P.: School, [nerdy snicker] I didn't need school. All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire. So, maybe I don't know what the civil war was, or who invented the helicopter, even though I own one - but I did beat The Legend of Zelda before I could walk.Samantha: Cool.J.P.: Yeah. I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.

Barry: Hey Dante my girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...Dante: No shit And by Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?Barry: [Laughing] ... yes... [Starts to cry]