Twinkie Sushi- It's good to know that this ever-lasting junk food staple is also quite versatile.

Canned Whole Chicken- It looks as disgusting as it sounds. Let's hope that this does not end up in your emergency food stash, because I'm not sure there is ever a time where this should be considered food!

Funyuns Flamin' Hot- This is a perfect of example of; just because it's gluten free does not mean you should eat it!

Batter Blaster-What will they think of next? Pancake mix in a whip-cream style canister, and it's even organic! See above, but replace gluten free with organic.

Cheeseburger in a Can- Well, at least the chicken in a can has a friend. It's so easy, as you can even heat the opened can in a double broiler. Suddenly, Mickey Dees seems a tad less gross (only the smallest of tads).