Macho Star and Cute Heartthrob will surely see red when they learn that Hunky Relative has become quite popular in the gay community.

HR makes no bones about his gender preference—he’s out and proud, showing off his scantily clad body for all the world to see.

ROCCO Nacino is thrilled that Lovi Poe opened up about their relationship. Above, the couple in Paris on the night it became official.

And he hangs out with other smoldering studs. Hmmm.

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Newbie Performer feigns innocence when asked about a rumored tiff with Popular Star.

NP made it big with PS’ help, but has seemingly forgotten!

Plus NP can be a tad willful. PS advised her to not copy Topnotch Entertainer’s singing style. Well, NP not only kept aping TE; now she looks like TE.

Mystique or mistake?

LOUISE de los Reyes thinks there is growth outside of a failed affair.

From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:

Remember Handsome Hunk who plans to bolt Current Studio? Turns out, HH and his Present Handlers don’t agree on his image as a performer.

HH sees himself as a serious entertainer. PHs wanted to build him up as a sexy novelty act—think male Mystica. HH went ballistic.

Walken as Hook

BEVERLY HILLS—Christopher Walken will play Captain Hook in NBC’s live version of “Peter Pan.”

Network entertainment chair Robert Greenblatt told TV critics on Sunday that the Oscar winner will bring his own spin to the role.

Walken could create the first tap-dancing Captain Hook, Greenblatt said, noting the actor got his start in musical theater.

Walken is on the big screen now in Clint Eastwood’s “Jersey Boys,” playing a music-loving mob boss. AP

Here, Dolly Dog!

DOLLY PARTON plans to bring home an abandoned pooch (inset), which is described as “a sweet-natured older lady.” AP

LONDON—Dolly Parton said on Monday that she would adopt a dog named after her that was found abandoned at Britain’s Glastonbury festival if the canine’s owners did not come forward.

The white lurcher was christened Dolly after being found in a tent by volunteers cleaning up after a triumphant set by the country singer at the rock extravaganza in southwest England.

Parton, 68, performed to around 100,000 people, the festival’s biggest crowd, last Sunday. “I will take the dog home to America if nobody claims her within a reasonable amount of time,” she said.

The Happy Landings animal shelter near the Glastonbury site described Dolly the dog as “a sweet-natured older lady.” AFP

Emma Watson, envoy

UNITED NATIONS—The United Nations’ gender equality body UN Women on Tuesday appointed British actress Emma Watson, best known as Hermione in the “Harry Potter” film series, as a goodwill ambassador for the empowerment of young women.

“[It is] truly humbling,” Watson, 24, said in a statement. “Women’s rights are something so inextricably linked with who I am, so rooted in my life, that I can’t imagine an opportunity more exciting.” Reuters

‘Potter’ actor dies

LOS ANGELES—Authorities say “Harry Potter” actor Dave Legeno has died from heatstroke in California’s Death Valley. He was 50.

ACTOR Dave Legeno has died from heatstroke.

The brawny British actor played the werewolf Fenrir Greyback in three “Potter” films and also appeared in “Snow White and the Huntsman” and “Batman Begins.” AP

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