Police Arrest Kohls Shopper Accused Of Masturbating

Shopping can already be a stressful experience in the holidays, what with people racing to grab the best deals, filling up parking lots and elbowing each other in the Frozen aisle. But police say one Kohl’s shopper upped the bad shopping experience ante when he wandered around the story earlier this week, private bits out and masturbating as he strolled.

Police in Illinois were called to the department store around 4:30 p.m. one afternoon, reportsKSDK.com, after other shoppers reported seeing his exposed genitals as he pleasured himself on a walkabout around the store.

The suspect fled before police arrived and ran toward a Popeye’s nearby, but cops caught up with him when he tried to board a bus.

Officials arrested the 21-year-old and charged him with one count of public indecency/sexual conduct, noting that he was stopped for a similar incident inside a Marshall’s store in the area in October.