Of the "serious" strategies, the most likely would be the RunRunRunRunRun option, combined with the "max protect" option. The least likely seems to be the Oklahoma/Texas Tech pass-so-much-and-so-quickly-you-never-get-touched. The one I like the best is breaking out the Haden-led Wildcat-ish formation every half-dozen snaps.

Of the hilarious strategies, I really like the idea of just putting him in the red jersey and hope LSU gets confused.

With Brantley or Tebow, I think it looks a lot like the offense in 2005 and 2006 when Chris Leak was having trouble -- my question: Who plays the "2006 Tebow" single-wing specialist role? Joe Haden? One of the RBs? Remains to be seen.

BTW: No one does the mixture of inspired analysis and funny like Orson. If you like his schtick -- or mine, for that matter -- you can catch us both in Las Vegas next week at the Blogs With Balls conference. Cheap tickets still available!