FORT COLLINS, Colorado - Hundreds of residents of the northern Colorado town of Fort Collins have expressed concern over the gigantic pot clouds that has been hovering over the city for the past three days.

A spokesman for the mayor stated that he talked with local weather forecasters and they have assured him that the astonishing large pot clouds should float up into Wyoming within the next 24 hours.

One lifelong resident of Fort Collins who said her name was Emma Fay Jellybock, 64, said that she has not been able to walk her dogs in three days.

She stated that she went outside to put out the trash can and all of a sudden she had a sudden urge to eat a pizza.

Emma Fay said she immediately called Domino's Pizza and they delivered two large mushroom and bacon pizzas to her.

Another elderly resident C.K. Meadowsilk, 71, said he went outside to shovel some snow and when he got back inside he could not believe that he was actually dancing like one of those rap hip hop singers.

His wife, Darla Jo Meadowsilk, 67, was shocked when she heard C.K. use the B word, the F word, and the C word.

She said that she almost fainted when she saw C.K. grab his crotch and holler out at her to get him a Budweiser and a bag of some Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chips.

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