The most gloriously, supremely awesome person ever to grace the multiverse with their presence. Known for her portrayal of a feminine, ground-slithering, Hermy-one-loving, and Pigfarts-desiring Draco Malfoy in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. She also played Taz, a short, angry, Mexican Starship Ranger and Buggette, a simpering caterpillar with the hots for Bug in Starship. Both productions were put on by Starkid, a theater group in Michigan.

Lauren Lopez is so talented, she can be both a feminine boy and a masculine girl.