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A man stops into this little backwoods restaurant for lunch, and after
finishing his meal he inquires the way to the rest room. Told that it's
around the back of the building he heads through the back door, finds
the outhouse and takes a shit, only to discover there's no toilet paper.
But there is a sign on the wall that reads, 'Wipe yourself with your
finger, then insert the finger into this hole, and your finger will be
cleaned with great attention'

So the man wipes up and sticks his finger through the hole.

On the other side is standing a little boy holding a brick in either hand,
who claps them together at the sight of the finger poking through. The guy
screams in pain, yanks his hand back, and starts sucking on his finger....