Pontiacs Mulletmobile???? Really coming from an offroading forum thats the funniest shit I have read all fucking day.

Fuck your tin can POS race car beatle, I have a street car. Bring any GTP you want and Ill race it. Actually bring any Steet car you have and Ill race it.

Funny thing is I think my clean ass Jeep is the trashiest thing I own

Shouldn't talk until you know that BEETLE has a Chevy Big Block in it. And anything in Michigan is a street car. If its registered and insured, you can drive it. You wouldn't stand a chance at some of the local late night races here, even if your mulletmobile really runs 9's.

"clean ass jeep" Yo clean ass Jeep got 20" reeims awn it?

My god I can see the ghetto spewing from these two dipshits. I bet they wear the straight bill douchebag hats all cocked sideways on their head too.

Shouldn't talk until you know that BEETLE has a Chevy Big Block in it. And anything in Michigan is a street car. If its registered and insured, you can drive it. You wouldn't stand a chance at some of the local late night races here, even if your mulletmobile really runs 9's.

"clean ass jeep" Yo clean ass Jeep got 20" reeims awn it?

My god I can see the ghetto spewing from these two dipshits. I bet they wear the straight bill douchebag hats all cocked sideways on their head too.

Like I said fuckin race car! I have a stock block, stock heads, intake etc etc and how the fukc did I get dragged into this?

Shouldn't talk until you know that BEETLE has a Chevy Big Block in it. And anything in Michigan is a street car. If its registered and insured, you can drive it. You wouldn't stand a chance at some of the local late night races here, even if your mulletmobile really runs 9's.

"clean ass jeep" Yo clean ass Jeep got 20" reeims awn it?

My god I can see the ghetto spewing from these two dipshits. I bet they wear the straight bill douchebag hats all cocked sideways on their head too.

and i'm guessing you were dropped on your head as a child.... you and your assuming...with the lesson...lmao

cause it would take more than idle, i would think, to pull a minivan...right?

no, i still think you are guilty. just not sure why there weren't more witnesses. could be that no one wanted to get involved.
and im also not sure how loud your truck is, mine had 5" duel stacks and was very loud. maybe stock exhaust would be a little quieter.

ROFLMAO... ok there is so much wrong with that i dont know where to start...

lets see 1st i dont live in the "ghetto"(which was previously established but you'd rather say what you have to say than read, which i doubt you can do well)

second given how much time said "guys" (aka. fat mofo's) spend on this site i cant imagine their gettin much hot tail... more likely some burtha

third...(even tho you cant read all this given a whole lifetime)
i dont hit up dem white bitches, they're scandalous

and forth as i've said before and i'll say again do the world a favor huh?

STFU!!!!!!!!!

sound good?

Actually, I can read. Quite well actually, and for YOUR sake, I read the whole thread. All 12 pages (I have my view set to view as many posts as possible per page) of it.

Why don't you go ahead and check out the "Wives & Girlfriends thread" while your at it. Almost every one of these "Fat Mo-Fo's" has posted a picture of their significant other.

If you don't hit the "white trash", then how exactly did your "white trash ex" get pregnant with your kid you've been talking about? Some kind of medical breakthrough that we are all unaware of? You didn't hit her, but she carries your kid. That's Jesus shit right there.

oh and as for STFU'ing. Take your own advice. I used more punctuation and capital letters in this post alone, than you have used in this entire thread.

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Originally Posted by MetalOne21

hey i got a buddie with a busa that runs low 7's

STFU...MORON

SHIT I GOT ANOTHER FRIEND THAT CAN FLY!!!!

he's a pilot

This is going to turn in to a "My daddy can beat your daddy up" thing. Guess what shitbrick? Nobody cares about what your friends (whom are probably on the payroll nonetheless) can do, and what they have. If you would like to play that game, there are several people on this board who own offroad shops, and I'm sure have "friends" that own performance shops, that could blow all of your inbred hillbilly ghetty whatever clique you are claiming friends, out of the water at any time of day.