Well I'm finally gettin' used to the water the way the tarantulas biteThose Federales didn't believe I only came here to watch the bulls fightTell my mother I need a good lawyer tell my father I'm getting a tanMy sleepy siesta down south of the border is taking more time than I plannedOh Juanity somebody betrayed me they've given me ten years to lifeJuanita I need you to save me I promise I'll make you my wife

I got a big house in Milwaukee with a color tv and a poolA Naugahyde bar and a Cadillac car Juanita they're waiting for youTie the burro up down in the courtyard to keep the guard busy tonightWhen you bring my dinner make sure the tortilla is filled with a gun or a knifeJuanity somebody betrayed me...

Juanita you'll love Wisconsin Wisconsin is gonna love youYes all of Milwaukee speaks SpanishOf course you're gonna wear American shoesLake Michigan tastes like tequila frijoles why they grow there on treesYou can say adios to the pigs and the goats if you'll just do this one thing for meBut Juanity somebody betrayed me...

Juanita I swear it was all a mistakeYou see I was drowning out there in the ocean and I saw this bale coming byMan so I grabbed it and I climbed up on top of itAnd I found this stick and I rowed myself into shoreAnd when I got there the Border Patrol was waiting for meAt the I didn't know what it wasI promise you if you'll just marry me so I can become a citizen of MexicoI'll take you to Milwaukee you can meet all my friendsThey got these big shiny motorcyclesAnd you can ride on the back of 'em with 'em really Juanita would I lie to you