Tim Kurkjian ran in the Sausage Race at Miller Park as the No. 4 hot dog and, man, it did not go well for Hot Dog Tim Kurkjian.

A lack of focus coupled with a possibly devious third base coach's interference left Kurkjian standing around with his hands in his pork casing while everyone else got off the blocks quickly. He had to play catch up (don't you dare) the rest of the way and never did. Poor guy never had a chance.