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Friday, September 30, 2016

James "Kimo" Rosen is a retired professional photographer and amongst other things lived in a tent outdoors for 7 years.Rosen currently resides on the tropical island of Kaua'iwith his best friend and spiritual adviser Obama Da Dog!

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Editor's note;The thing I like must about blogging about Donald Trump is my blog numbers jump! My blog is only a hobby blog and on any given day I may receive 100-200 hits. When I blog about the Donald I receive 500 plus hits. This is extremely good for a blog run as a hobby.Hillary and Donald Trump walk into a bakery

This coming Presidential election has many on edge. Many are taking it personally and quit talking to people whom do not support their candidate. Many people have lost friendships and family relationships over this coming presidential election.Many are saying the choices are like voting for Satan or the anti Christ? Pick your poison?

They say Hillary is a chronic Liar and that the Donald is a Con man.Enclosed is a joke that I feel sums up this election.... And by the way my votes for, you guessed it, " Satan!"Enjoy da joke!Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump go into a bakery.As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.She says to Donald, "See how clever I am?The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie." I will definitely win the election.

The Donald says to Hillary, "That's thetypical dishonesty you have displayedthroughout your entire life, trickery anddeceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald goes to the owner of the bakeryand says, "Give me a pastry and I willshow you a magic trick." Intrigued, theowner accepts and gives him a pastry.Trump swallows it and asks for anotherone. The owner gives him another one.Then Donald asks for a third pastry andeats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?" Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket".