Wait. How The Hell Did Sam Lutfi Get Involved With Amanda Bynes?

For those of you who don’t remember Sam Lutfi, from 2007 to 2008, he was the guy attached to Britney Spears during her crazy Predator phase which turned out to be the result of him drugging her food and drinks on top of her being crazy in general. He was eventually punched and restraining ordered out of existence by her dad in the wake of putting her under a conservatorship. Or at least that’s what everyone thought until he just now surfaced in the Amanda Bynes’ fiasco because it turns out he’s the one that put her on a plane from New York to California where she tried to blow up an old woman’s driveway. Via Radar:

Sam bought Amanda the plane ticket for her to return to Los Angeles from New York City. She had no money,” a source revealed. “The two became friends in recent months.
“It’s very concerning to say the very least, given Sam’s history with Britney Spears leading up to her father, Jamie Spears, getting a conservatorship over his daughter, and getting a restraining order preventing Lutfi from having any contact with her.”
Lutfi denied to RadarOnline that he bought Bynes’ plane ticket. But when asked about his friendship with Amanda, he said, “I have to call you back” and hung up abruptly.

Jesus Christ, is this guy The Crazy Celebrity Whisperer? How the hell does even get himself into these people’s lives? I don’t want to say all Middle Eastern people are secretly genies because that’s seems kind of racist, but I’m running out of ideas here. Besides drugs, but that’s what they want us to think, the bottle living in bastards… I’LL EXPOSE YOU ALL!

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Did it occur to anyone else that maybe this guy is a professional conservatorship-inducer? Like, parents hire him to nudge their children over the edge? We’ll know for sure when he shows up on vacation with Lindsay Lohan.

He must smell the crazy on them….it draws him near. Somehow Stalker Sam manipulates the deteriorating mental health condition of fading starlets into a catapult for his own fame & wealth ambitions. Creepy stuff.

Everybody has a different skill in life that if they’re lucky, they can parlay into a career that is both enjoyable and profitable. For Sam Lufti, he has a knack for befriending female child stars that continued their celebrity into adulthood. Furthermore, he has access to a nefarious crazy drug that he slips in their drinks so he can steal their money.

Did we learn nothing from the death of Brittany Murphy? Don’t get involved with fat, sack of shit, sleazy looking dark-haired guys with drugs. It’s a “no brainer.” Not that that any of these ladies has a brain….

I knew that Bynes girl was out of money when she went home to those weird old parents of hers. Sam should be imprisoned for facilitating her psychotic break, and have to scrub off that old lady’s driveway. (Not a euphemism)