KITTY: This tape? HOW DO THEY GET THE MOVIE ONTO THE TAPE WHEN IT'S WAY THE HECK OVER HERE, RED?

RED: It's complicated.

KITTY: Good night, Red (she leaves)

RED: Damn! I should've got the microwave.

JACKIE's BEDROOM

Donna and Jackie are sitting on Jackie's bed

JACKIE: Thanks for looking out for me.

DONNA: Sure.

JACKIE: And I've thought about it, and you could be a model. Hmm (she imagines Donna on the cover of magazines called Grease Monkey, Field Stream and Modern Lumberjack)

DONNA: Thanks, Jackie. That's nice.

INSIDE THE BORDER OFFICE

They are still being questioned

MOUNTIE 2: You guys are in real trouble if you did what we think you did.

ERIC: What do you think we did?

MOUNTIE 1: What do you think we think you did?

HYDE: What do you think we think you think we did?

MOUNTIE 2: Something involving a foreign kid in the back of a car. That much is for sure.

MOUNTIE 1: And now we're gonna get some answers.

HYDE: What are you gonna do? Torture us?

KELSO: Yeah. You gonna make us listen to Anne Murray records?

MOUNTIE 2:Hey, she's a wonderful Performer, and you're not funny.

MOUNTIE 1: No. I think what we're gonna do is call your parents.

FEZ: Oh, Red is going to kill you. I mean- obie deebie doobie.

KELSO: No! We had to smuggle Fez. It was the only way for him to see this great country... with its spacious skies and fruited waves of... plain. And (sings)... Oh, Canada....Our home and native land....

ALL (singing): From far and wide.....Oh, Canada we stand on guard for thee....(now both Mounties join in) God keep our land.... Glorious and free.....Oh, Canada....We stand on guard for thee....Oh, Canada.....We stand on guard for thee

MOUNTIE 1: You sure are good kids.

LEO: Thanks, man.

MOUNTIE 2: You know, there must be some way to put this all behind us.

MOUNTIE 1: Yeah, but there's not.

KELSO: We'll give you our beer.

MOUNTIE 1: Oh, God bless you, son.

FEZ: My green card. I hid it in my right shoe for safekeeping. I even made up a rhyme so I would remember. My green card in my right shoe, something, something right shoe

ERIC: So, see, it was just a big misunderstanding.

HYDE: Thank God we got that cleared up. We're just gonna grab our beer and head on out of here.