What does translate, however, is the blackface Woods trying to sink a shot while a “mistress” is spreading them on the greens.

Folks, this is why foreign parades rock. You aren’t seeing such antics anywhere outside Mardi Gras in the U.S. You’d have some prudish city councilwoman putting the hammer down on anything related to women spreading ’em on floats.

God Bless the fine minds at Chalmers University. We are forever fans of the CortÃ¨g.