If there's one thing that can divide the nation greater than the Coke vs. Pepsi debate, it's the question of what makes the better housepet. Dog and cat supporters are fervent in their belief that their respective companions are the superior pet, and this dog-shaped scratching post doesn't help calm that debate.

It's almost like a canine effigy, but instead of being burned in the public square, it will slowly be torn to shreds in someone's living room by a cat who probably doesn't even realize what it's supposed to be. It's also $600, and for that much money you might as well just buy another couch that your cats can rip to shreds, instead of adding fuel to the fire of this pointless debate. Because as everyone already knows, goldfish are the better pet anyways.