Rick’s Cabaret Giving Away Two Tickets To Super Bowl

Not OK with blowing $2,500 on a ticket to the Super Bowl when you might be sitting in snow. Totally broke after the Patriots didn’t cover? Still want to go to the game? There’s hope for your broke ass.

Rick’s Cabaret New York told Busted Coverage this week that its Bud Light Super Bowl Ticket Giveaway Promotion will award one lucky winner two tickets and transportation to the game in the world-famous Ricksmobile.

How to win: Just be at Rick’s Cabaret on Saturday night (February 1 – 33rd and Broadway) and you’re entered to win the Super Bowl tickets. That’s it.

Of course the Rick’s girls were excited by the news that the club will be packed with Super Bowl ticket seekers.

“Wow! That’s awesome,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Wendy. “Every night at Rick’s is like winning a contest–a hundred sexy girls taking off their clothes–isn’t that enough? Imagine wining the tickets–that’s too much for me to comprehend. Rick’s Cabaret and the Super Bowl is like the greatest weekend ever!”

Do you guys have any idea how great this contest is? You go to a strip club (as you’d do anyway the night before the Super Bowl), you get several lap dances from some Russian, you fall in love and possibly get to go to the game.

As men, this is what we ultimately dream of in life. Take advantage of it.