Thursday, October 23, 2008

As I was crossing the street on my way home from work today something flew through the air and hit me in the face before continuing on its way. I whipped my head around to see a bee flying off. A large bee. I got hit in the face by a bee. Except it hit me on my lips. I was kissed by a bee.* A non-committal love her and leave her jerk of a bee. I hope Optimistic. is wild with envy.

*It meant nothing to me, I swear. And it was all rather innocent -I had my lips closed. But I can't speak for the bee.