Sixteen Action Figures is the code name for a set of off-brand military action figures featured in the 1994 JC Penney Christmas Catalog. Its purpose: To offer an easy low cost gift option to older relatives, an easily baffled bunch of folks whose eyes glaze over when the younger crowd rambles on about some hot new toy line.

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Knockoffs have a beauty to them because there is no bolyed-on corporate IP backstory/canon to obstruct the pure imagination of the child who plays with such toys. Your names for them are also beautiful.