what boobs are good for - Atheist Nexus2015-08-02T23:45:36Zhttp://atheistnexus.org/forum/topics/what-boobs-are-good-for?groupUrl=hangwithfriends&feed=yes&xn_auth=noFrom what little I've read ab…tag:atheistnexus.org,2014-09-05:2182797:Comment:24697072014-09-05T15:30:50.900ZLarryhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Larry
<p>From what little I've read about JWs; they have some <span style="font-size: 13px;">misogynistic outlooks in their teachings; and I also think they practice a rather strong rule concerning </span><span style="font-size: 13px;">ostracism </span><span style="font-size: 13px;">within their "group". </span></p>
<p>From what little I've read about JWs; they have some <span style="font-size: 13px;">misogynistic outlooks in their teachings; and I also think they practice a rather strong rule concerning </span><span style="font-size: 13px;">ostracism </span><span style="font-size: 13px;">within their "group". </span></p> I love it. I almost wish they…tag:atheistnexus.org,2014-09-05:2182797:Comment:24697572014-09-05T00:48:24.551ZBertold Brautiganhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/BertoldBrautigan
<p>I love it. I almost wish they still came by so I could try it out. (They stopped coming here after three times of explaining why I think most of the major problems in the world are caused by belief in religions.)</p>
<p>I love it. I almost wish they still came by so I could try it out. (They stopped coming here after three times of explaining why I think most of the major problems in the world are caused by belief in religions.)</p> This method of expulsion of u…tag:atheistnexus.org,2014-09-05:2182797:Comment:24699502014-09-05T00:02:05.047ZLarryhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Larry
<p>This method of expulsion of unwanted xians will take some NERVE. If you see them coming to your door, make a detour through the kitchen getting the BIGGEST KNIFE you can find; put on a slight, mysterious smile, with fixed eyes, and answer the door. Step back and swing the door open and indicate for them to enter --- keep smiling, BUT DO NOT SAY ONE WORD. Simply hold the knife where they can see it, but not in a menacing way. If they come in, which I doubt, indicate for them to sit and you…</p>
<p>This method of expulsion of unwanted xians will take some NERVE. If you see them coming to your door, make a detour through the kitchen getting the BIGGEST KNIFE you can find; put on a slight, mysterious smile, with fixed eyes, and answer the door. Step back and swing the door open and indicate for them to enter --- keep smiling, BUT DO NOT SAY ONE WORD. Simply hold the knife where they can see it, but not in a menacing way. If they come in, which I doubt, indicate for them to sit and you sit near them; and just slowly look them up and down, and continue to SMILE; remember, DO NOT SAY ONE WORD. After a very short period of time, they will very nervously leave. Silence spooks them out completely!</p>
<p></p> Here is another along the sam…tag:atheistnexus.org,2014-09-04:2182797:Comment:24699462014-09-04T23:29:15.240ZJoseph Corderhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/JosephCorder
<p>Here is another along the same lines. When I was a kid, I would visit my grandmother and stay for a week or two. My grandmother's friend, that lived across the street, hated the christians always knocking at her door. One day the friend had had enough. They came knocking on the door, with flowers in hand. She jerked back the door just as they went to ring the doorbell. Completely naked and with a straight face said, "Greetings, and how may I help you on this lovely day?" They never…</p>
<p>Here is another along the same lines. When I was a kid, I would visit my grandmother and stay for a week or two. My grandmother's friend, that lived across the street, hated the christians always knocking at her door. One day the friend had had enough. They came knocking on the door, with flowers in hand. She jerked back the door just as they went to ring the doorbell. Completely naked and with a straight face said, "Greetings, and how may I help you on this lovely day?" They never came back again! I did forget one thing, she was 82! lol</p>
<p></p> Think of it as improving the…tag:atheistnexus.org,2014-09-03:2182797:Comment:24692672014-09-03T18:37:25.083ZGrinning Cathttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/GrinningCat
<p>Think of it as improving the gene pool... the missionaries would get a Darwin Award, and the next generation would be far less likely to peddle religion door-to-door!</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://i.imgur.com/yMRfQ.jpg"><img class="align-full" src="http://i.imgur.com/yMRfQ.jpg" alt="Man looks at the pamphlet given to him by two young men dressed like Mormon missionaries, in short-sleeve dress shirts and ties: &quot;This pamphlet is blank.&quot; &quot;We're atheists.&quot;"/></a></p>
<p>Think of it as improving the gene pool... the missionaries would get a Darwin Award, and the next generation would be far less likely to peddle religion door-to-door!</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://i.imgur.com/yMRfQ.jpg"><img class="align-full" src="http://i.imgur.com/yMRfQ.jpg" alt="Man looks at the pamphlet given to him by two young men dressed like Mormon missionaries, in short-sleeve dress shirts and ties: &quot;This pamphlet is blank.&quot; &quot;We're atheists.&quot;"/></a></p> Oh dear, a 78 year old woman…tag:atheistnexus.org,2014-09-03:2182797:Comment:24693362014-09-03T14:15:11.612ZJoan Denoohttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/JoanDenoo
<p>Oh dear, a 78 year old woman without shirt or bra would scare them to death. I hate picking up dead bodies. My compost is already overflowing. </p>
<p>Oh dear, a 78 year old woman without shirt or bra would scare them to death. I hate picking up dead bodies. My compost is already overflowing. </p> Thanks so much for keeping us…tag:atheistnexus.org,2014-08-21:2182797:Comment:24627922014-08-21T20:55:01.596ZBertold Brautiganhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/BertoldBrautigan
<p>Thanks so much for keeping us abreast of the latest anti-proselytizing strategy! I think I'll try it too.</p>
<p>Thanks so much for keeping us abreast of the latest anti-proselytizing strategy! I think I'll try it too.</p> Once answered the door to som…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-08-11:2182797:Comment:20268372012-08-11T02:00:56.078ZIan Masonhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/IanMason
<p>Once answered the door to some JWs when I had a stinking hangover and dressed only in a bathrobe that wasn't properly closed.</p>
<p>Once answered the door to some JWs when I had a stinking hangover and dressed only in a bathrobe that wasn't properly closed.</p> Priceless. Only wish I had t…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-08-11:2182797:Comment:20265692012-08-11T01:47:48.067ZLilliehttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Lillie
<p>Priceless. Only wish I had the nerve to do this.</p>
<p>Priceless. Only wish I had the nerve to do this.</p> I would imagine all of the po…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-08-09:2182797:Comment:20258512012-08-09T19:41:27.371Zdr kelliehttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/drkellie
<p>I would imagine all of the population will like it. It has been my experience that women love to look at boobs:)</p>
<p>I would imagine all of the population will like it. It has been my experience that women love to look at boobs:)</p>