Real Housewives of Atlanta

The breakup between Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida is the divorce that will never end. I have never felt so worn out from someone else’s relationship. I also never realized that someone’s divorce status could be so murky. You’re either divorced or you’re not divorced – right? Or at least that is what I naively thought until this breakup began to unravel.

Now, Apollo is contesting the prenuptial agreement from his jail cell.

Phaedra is an attorney, so I’m sure that agreement is iron clad, but then again I never thought a lawyer would be so foolish to slander someone’s reputation the way Phaedra has. So maybe I’ve just been putting way too much stock into Phaedra’s law degree (and character) this whole time.

Since that mess appeared before the eyes of millions of judging viewers, Kandi asked the judge if she could file a counter suit accusing Johnnie of defamation of character for disparaging her business and reputation.

Andy all but admits the cast united against Phaedra Obviously- who would trust working with her after that?! Phaedra is already slippery when not wet – now she’s basically spoiled buttermilk curdling the cake!

Phaedra guffawed that she needs to hook up a lie detector test up to some vaginal lips – and isn’t that so ironic?! Girl… you need one here, down there, and everywhere… from your tiny baby toe, to your eyebrow!

Phaedra claims it was production who informed her that Kandi planned to drug and rape Porsha Williams and she only repeated the claim to protect her friend. However, Phaedra believes producers planted the lie on her. Why – did they want her to get fired? Are they colluding with Apollo?

“I’m on hiatus,” Lisa laughed. “I’m done. I am not working right now and it’s heaven. HEAVEN. That’s all I have to say.” She wouldn’t even comment on what she’d like to see changed on the show in anticipation of the 8th season.

“Right now, I just can’t talk to her,” explains Porsha. Porsha feels she can no longer trust Phaedra after learning about the lies spread about Kandi Burruss‘ alleged intention to drug and rape her. Porsha claims she still hasn’t processed being used and manipulated by Phaedra, someone she considered “like my best friend.”