As a veteran of many such outings when I was single, I don't understand why a married man would want to go to a strip club.

BWillie

01-09-2009, 02:35 AM

As a veteran of many such outings when I was single, I don't understand why a married man would want to go to a strip club.

I would assume to not talk to your wife? Same reason why guys golf and go bowling. So they can mentally prepare themselves for when they get home. And the bickering.

kcxiv

01-09-2009, 02:44 AM

I am not in a relationship atm, but when i am in one, if the girl wants to go to one. I dont mind 1 bit. The only thing i say, is don't cheat physically. Everyone dreams and wonders about stuff its part of life. Sometimes your mind wanders into left field it happens. Just dont let it go into the physical world. Hell, when i was a bit younger my bro in law and i used to always go. My sister didnt even care.

Dayze

01-09-2009, 02:45 AM

mine doesn't care; so long as I tell her prior etc. Granted, I've probably been 5 times in my life so when/if I go it's a rare occassion.

I suspect if I was asking her4 times a month.....she may change her tune.

She's cool, nonetheless.

J Diddy

01-09-2009, 03:40 AM

As a veteran of many such outings when I was single, I don't understand why a married man would want to go to a strip club.

This.

Phobia

01-09-2009, 04:00 AM

I would assume to not talk to your wife? Same reason why guys golf and go bowling. So they can mentally prepare themselves for when they get home. And the bickering.

It's not supposed to be that way. Who wants to be married under those circumstances? Anybody can have a productive relationship with their spouses and want to go home without bickering.

A strip club has nothing to offer for me.

DTLB58

01-09-2009, 04:13 AM

We went together a couple of times so she could see what it was like because she had never been....Afterwards, she said I could go back alone or with her again she didn't have a problem with it.

She actually told me she would drop me off while she went shopping and come back and get me when she was done. Haven't taken her up on it yet though. I don't mind her coming with cause she dosen't mind If I get a lap dance. So no biggie. I have an awesome wife :D

Fairplay

01-09-2009, 04:15 AM

A friend of mine got married but for the Bachelor party, we were going to a strip club.

So you have seen all the women put a big to do over it.

NewChief

01-09-2009, 04:21 AM

As a veteran of many such outings when I was single, I don't understand why a married man would want to go to a strip club.

Ditto. No desire to go to them. That being said:

My wife wouldn't care if I went to one for Bachelor parties and such or if they had strippers at such a party (though the last time I went to one with strippers, I wasn't much fun because I started raising hell when the groom was considering getting "special services" from the stripper, then when everyone else started pooling money to get special services and I realized they were basically all about to gangbang a hooker, which I thought was a very bad idea). If I was just headed to the strip club on a random Friday night, though, I doubt she would be thrilled.

mikey23545

01-09-2009, 04:26 AM

Why would you want to disrespect your wife like that?

Mile High Mania

01-09-2009, 04:59 AM

I haven't been to one in over a year... during a stay in Vegas. Back in my single days, I spent too much time and more money than I care to recall at strip clubs. It was fun, but I have too much going on now to deal with strip clubs.

My wife wouldn't like it if I went on a normal basis now and I understand why. I don't have a need to go and don't have the urge to go. If there is a bachelor party or something like that, she knows a trip to the club is likely in store, but it's not a big deal.

If I need time to vent or just get away to have a few beers with the guys, she doesn't mind. And, I'd much rather just meet up with folks at a pub and have a few beers over a game of pool or something now anyway.

I had a lot of fun at strip clubs back in the day, but I don't have a need for it now.

lazepoo

01-09-2009, 05:04 AM

It's not supposed to be that way. Who wants to be married under those circumstances? Anybody can have a productive relationship with their spouses and want to go home without bickering.

A strip club has nothing to offer for me.

I really don't understand how so many people are conditioned to believe that constant bickering and fighting in a relationship is normal and acceptable. That concept more than any other is responsible for the rising divorce rate in my mind.

Deberg_1990

01-09-2009, 05:14 AM

Dont really have any desire to go to those types of places anymore.

When i was 21....sure.

If someone is in a loving relationship, they should get everything they need at home.

Phobia

01-09-2009, 05:22 AM

I really don't understand how so many people are conditioned to believe that constant bickering and fighting in a relationship is normal and acceptable. That concept more than any other is responsible for the rising divorce rate in my mind.

I don't understand why somebody would spend tens of thousands on their SUV, thousands on their TV & stereo, and countless dollars on other wants but they won't invest a couple hundred into a proper marriage seminar or maybe some counseling.

My wife and I spent hundreds (not thousands) during some of the most financially trying times of our lives and now we're being rewarded for it.

Old Dog

01-09-2009, 05:52 AM

Haven't been to one in about seven years, but the last time I went it was with a group of folks from wifes job. (Long story but one of the chicks was quite innocent, so they thought it would be funny for her going away party to take her to a titty bar....twas my job to get her there, so she's blindfolded on the back of my bike...not the best idea I've ever had)

Back to the question though......no desire for me to go to them. I can get anything I need here at home. I ain't gonna eat elsewhere, why bother looking at the menu?

stevieray

01-09-2009, 05:58 AM

not since I installed the pole in the bedroom...

seriously,I cant' remember the last time I was in a titty bar.

KC Jones

01-09-2009, 05:59 AM

I would assume to not talk to your wife? Same reason why guys golf and go bowling. So they can mentally prepare themselves for when they get home. And the bickering.

I'm guessing you've seen a fucked up marriage up close, but never been around a good one.

KCUnited

01-09-2009, 06:33 AM

My girlfiriend doesn't care. My buddy used to date a den mother back in the day and we would hangout at her club with her, she'd run down every girl there and point who had what, who was addicted to what, and who had how many kids. There were only a select few who were clean, they were usually new. Kind of ruined the experience for me. That was KC though.

crazycoffey

01-09-2009, 06:41 AM

my GF and I get along really well. And we haven't really tested this one alot yet. (and probably won't, I don't really care for strip clubs anymore. used to date a stripper and spent plenty of time, money all over those joints)
I watch sexy shows on tv, movies, and certain things on the net that lead me to believe as long as I wasn't going everynight instead of spending time with her, it wouldn't be a big deal. Kinda like going to the boat casinos. If she were busy, or whatever and I said, I was bored and went to the strip club, her response would be about like if I had said I went gambling.

"yeah, that's cool. How much money did you lose?" that's prolly all there'd be to it.

Nzoner

01-09-2009, 06:42 AM

A strip club has nothing to offer for me.

I may not have anywhere near a great marriage but this is still my thought,I've been to 3 clubs that I can recall in all my years and they do nothing for me.Maybe it's being in sales that I think girls in those places are the best salespeople I've ever witnessed.More like great con artists than salespeople in that they're just doing a job and could really give a shit about most customers.

I'm guessing you've seen a fucked up marriage up close, but never been around a good one.

He's the guy that doesn't like to pay for his dates meals.

Iowanian

01-09-2009, 06:47 AM

brideowanian doesn't care if I go, but Its been years since I've wanted to.

My sister would castrate my bil if he went.

Tuckdaddy

01-09-2009, 06:55 AM

As a veteran of many such outings when I was single, I don't understand why a married man would want to go to a strip club.

Are you serious?

crazycoffey

01-09-2009, 06:57 AM

My girlfiriend doesn't care. My buddy used to date a den mother back in the day and we would hangout at her club with her, she'd run down every girl there and point who had what, who was addicted to what, and who had how many kids. There were only a select few who were clean, they were usually new. Kind of ruined the experience for me. That was KC though.

It does kinda get ruined, doesn't it. I dated one for about 5-6 months. At first I thought it was awesome that we would spend time there, you get familiar with all the girls, they treat you a little different when you get the table dances, and it was cool that she would spend her hard earned money on drinks and dances for me. Plus making out with two or three girls at a time makes you feel kinda awesome.

But it bores out, empty like.

ziggysocki

01-09-2009, 07:32 AM

Where's the Gaz option?

Mark M

01-09-2009, 07:36 AM

I haven't been to one in a long, long time (most of my college buddies live out of town, the guys I work with don't seem big on them), but when we were dating or friends come in town, she usually suggests we go.

It's called "trust." Pretty important in a marriage, IMHO.

MM
~~:shrug:

Saggysack

01-09-2009, 07:38 AM

I grew out of strip clubs about 10yrs ago. Waste of time and money watching half fat skanks jiggling their ass dimples.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 07:39 AM

She has to let me go to the strip club, my office is in the back. Its where me and the boys meet to decide the day's business. Except for days when I have to show up at the waste management site for my dummy job. I don't likeit there but I need to keep a front for the IRS plus my health insurance flows through there.
Anyway, strip clubs aren't any big dealit isn't like you have a relationship with the girls. They blow you and thats it.

windwalker

01-09-2009, 07:39 AM

Heck, I met my wife in a strip club... she was dancing..

vailpass

01-09-2009, 07:40 AM

I grew out of strip clubs about 10yrs ago. Waste of time and money watching half fat skanks jiggling their ass dimples.

Ever been to Tampa, Phoenix, Miami or Dallas clubs?
The girls might be ugly in Podunk, USA but that isn't the case everywhere.

Saggysack

01-09-2009, 07:46 AM

Ever been to Tampa, Phoenix, Miami or Dallas clubs?
The girls might be ugly in Podunk, USA but that isn't the case everywhere.

Uh, yeah, I have been to plenty of cheetahs. Ever been to Amsterdam and seen a live fuck show? Good looking, fit and trim, clean strippers aren't exactly the in the majority.

|Zach|

01-09-2009, 07:49 AM

Lonely sad places...

Don't see the draw.

NewChief

01-09-2009, 07:50 AM

Even before I got married, I never really cared for strippers or strip clubs. Firstly, I never could get it out of the back of my head that the stripper was looking out at the audience thinking what a bunch of disgusting pigs we were. This always bothered me. On top of that, I never saw the point in getting myself excited when there wasn't going to be a pay off in the end.

That being said, one of my buddies in college was a huge strip club fan. Every time he went, he'd fall in love with some stripper, blow tons of cash on lap dances and such, try to get her number, and be convinced that he and the stripper were going to start seeing each other outside of the club. I tried to explain to him that they were just leading him on to get more cash out of him and that the whole thing was just an illusion, but he never seemed to get it.

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 08:02 AM

I go like twice a year, and in st joseph the one is in like a barn or some shit. I like to tell them do do 20's style dances like the charleston or shit like that. I ususally get kicked out

sedated

01-09-2009, 08:12 AM

He's the guy that doesn't like to pay for his dates meals.

why should the guy have to pay for some bitches food? she has a job too.

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 08:15 AM

Last date I was on the girl paid for the meal. I wasn't going to fight over it. I went out and bought previously played video game (Combat Zone or some tank game for xbox) she never called, but that game ended up being pretty sweet. especially the line mines

vailpass

01-09-2009, 08:20 AM

Uh, yeah, I have been to plenty of cheetahs. Ever been to Amsterdam and seen a live fuck show? Good looking, fit and trim, clean strippers aren't exactly the in the majority.

Cheetahs?
Yeah I've done Amsterdam but never hit a live sex show. We were there for the cafes.

Reerun_KC

01-09-2009, 08:21 AM

Actually out of respect for my wife, I dont go....

luv

01-09-2009, 08:22 AM

why should the guy have to pay for some bitches food? she has a job too.

How about you ask you pay? Same goes for the girl. Or agree to go dutch beforehand.

luv

01-09-2009, 08:24 AM

I guess I wouldn't mind if my man went, but I would hope he wouldn't want to. People always say that he'll come home all turned on. I don't see him getting turned by someone else as a positive. And if you're not going to get turned on, why go?

jspchief

01-09-2009, 08:26 AM

Strip clubs... ugh.

My wife doesn't care, because she knows it would never be my idea to go. She also knows that I'm not real fond of them. Maybe that plays into it, I suppose it would.

I don't mind seeing a hot naked woman live from time to time, but I'd rather drive my own car than spend money to look at a Ferrari.

And truth be told, most of them aren't that hot, especially when you know they are selling their dignity and have been handled by any greaseball willing to part with $20. I just don't see the appeal.

DaFace

01-09-2009, 08:33 AM

I've never been, nor had any desire to go, to a strip club. So I guess my answer is "n/a." Does that make me ghey?

luv

01-09-2009, 08:36 AM

I've never been, nor had any desire to go, to a strip club. So I guess my answer is "n/a." Does that make me ghey?

Why pay when you can see it for free? Nothing wrong with that.

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 08:37 AM

Why pay when you can see it for free? Nothing wrong with that.

nothing's free

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 08:37 AM

Also don't ever ask a girl to go dutch before a date, she will just bring rik smits

2bikemike

01-09-2009, 08:43 AM

My wife says I can go and look at the menu but I better come home hungry!

DenverDanChiefsFan

01-09-2009, 08:45 AM

I can go anytime I want - but since I left Vegas, what's the point?

Saggysack

01-09-2009, 08:46 AM

Cheetahs?
Yeah I've done Amsterdam but never hit a live sex show. We were there for the cafes.

You are talking about supposed quality that is in strip clubs and you don't know what a cheetahs is? Are you sure you been to these high class, top quality strip clubs that you are claiming.

Just the cafes, uh huh? How's that hydro setup working out for ya? Anyway, I understand if you don't want to tell anyone that you really did buy the banana. It's okay, I won't tell a soul. Your secret is safe with me. I promise.

All kidding aside, so where did you stay in mokum?

Amnorix

01-09-2009, 08:47 AM

I can go anytime I want - but since I left Vegas, what's the point?

Help the doofus that's went to Vegas, once, with his wife and her whole family, and doesn't exactly go to strip clubs ever.

What's the difference between Vegas strip clubs and those elsewhere? Just hotter chicks? I would've thought it would be that you could hire them for after the show, but prostitution was illegal in Vegas (though legal in other parts of Nevada) I thought, but I could be wrong.

Nzoner

01-09-2009, 08:48 AM

Cheetahs?
Yeah I've done Amsterdam but never hit a live sex show. We were there for the cafes.

A friend of mine went last year and brought me back a coupon and information booklet(he thought I'd enjoy it being in advertising) and I was amazed by the ads in it,hell there was even a coupon for a small bag of free seeds.

mikeyis4dcats.

01-09-2009, 08:52 AM

I only go a couple of times a year, if that, after some manly outings. She doesn't mind, in fact she likes to ask me about the hot girls.

She's a keeper.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 08:53 AM

You are talking about supposed quality that is in strip clubs and you don't know what a cheetahs is? Are you sure you been to these high class, top quality strip clubs that you are claiming.

Just the cafes, uh huh? How's that hydro setup working out for ya? Anyway, I understand if you don't want to tell anyone that you really did buy the banana. It's okay, I won't tell a soul. Your secret is safe with me. I promise.

All kidding aside, so where did you stay in mokum?

:D Dude, Cheetah's is a chain. That's like telling me quality seafood is Red Lobster.
Not saying there aren't some cuties to be found at a Cheetahs but they aren't exctly high-end.

Buy the banana? Nice! I haven't heard that one. ROFL

vailpass

01-09-2009, 08:56 AM

A friend of mine went last year and brought me back a coupon and information booklet(he thought I'd enjoy it being in advertising) and I was amazed by the ads in it,hell there was even a coupon for a small bag of free seeds.

The place is so frigging unreal it just can't last much longer.
I know someone who works with a music group called the Kottonmouth Kings every now and then-those guys tell some stories about how they are treated like Kings over there since they are a cannabis-themed group. I'd like to go with them one time.

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 08:57 AM

back when i was a goon 365 id go to titty bars. never liked them. always thought the girls were just below a cockroach on the food chain.

Saulbadguy

01-09-2009, 08:58 AM

BWillie007 = Complete dumbass.

ClevelandBronco

01-09-2009, 08:58 AM

I would assume to not talk to your wife? Same reason why guys golf and go bowling. So they can mentally prepare themselves for when they get home. And the bickering.

I'm guessing that if there's not yet a divorce in your past, there's at least one in your future.

Call me crazy, but I play golf to have fun with old friends.

Amnorix

01-09-2009, 08:58 AM

Ever been to Tampa, Phoenix, Miami or Dallas clubs?
The girls might be ugly in Podunk, USA but that isn't the case everywhere.

You're mentioning Tampa and strip clubs brought a great story to mind.

I knew a rich guy -- former army special forces officer waaaay back in the day -- who became a very wealthy businessman in the Tampa area. He became something of a specialist in, among other things, buying troubled companies, improving them, and then flipping them for more, usually alot more.

One time he gets an offer from someone who ran a titty bar. They generate cash/profit like absolute mad, but the guy had run into some kind of trouble (gee, hard to guess what kind), and needed to sell the business like NOW.

My buddy is 60+ and married. He's thinking no way. Then he sees the numbers and his eyes pop out of his head. He mentions it to his wife, thinking "no way she'll go for this." Then he tells her the numbers and her eyes also pop out of her head.

He bought it and ran it for a while, then sold it for insane profit. Said the floor show was a nice perk for owning that business. :D

Saggysack

01-09-2009, 09:00 AM

:D Dude, Cheetah's is a chain. That's like telling me quality seafood is Red Lobster.
Not saying there aren't some cuties to be found at a Cheetahs but they aren't exctly high-end.

Buy the banana? Nice! I haven't heard that one. ROFL

You don't like Red Lobster either?

Gourmet cuisine isn't a McRib, you know.

You kinda proved my point though. The most famous of all strip clubs in the world is a nothing more than a Red Lobster.

Saulbadguy

01-09-2009, 09:01 AM

You kinda proved my point though. The most famous of all strip clubs in the world is a nothing more than a Red Lobster.

Are you trying to tell me I can get an endless supply of crabs for 14.99 on thursday nights?

El Jefe

01-09-2009, 09:02 AM

back when i was a goon 365 id go to titty bars. never liked them. always thought the girls were just below a cockroach on the food chain.

You may be a goon, but what's a goon to a Goblin?

luv

01-09-2009, 09:03 AM

Are you trying to tell me I can get an endless supply of crabs for 14.99 on thursday nights?

Okay. That was funny.

Saulbadguy

01-09-2009, 09:05 AM

I don't see him getting turned by someone else as a positive.
Heh. If you just look at the numbers, a guy will get "turned on" by females other than his wife probably 3-5 times more than his wife. It doesn't take much.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 09:07 AM

You're mentioning Tampa and strip clubs brought a great story to mind.

I knew a rich guy -- former army special forces officer waaaay back in the day -- who became a very wealthy businessman in the Tampa area. He became something of a specialist in, among other things, buying troubled companies, improving them, and then flipping them for more, usually alot more.

One time he gets an offer from someone who ran a titty bar. They generate cash/profit like absolute mad, but the guy had run into some kind of trouble (gee, hard to guess what kind), and needed to sell the business like NOW.

My buddy is 60+ and married. He's thinking no way. Then he sees the numbers and his eyes pop out of his head. He mentions it to his wife, thinking "no way she'll go for this." Then he tells her the numbers and her eyes also pop out of her head.

He bought it and ran it for a while, then sold it for insane profit. Said the floor show was a nice perk for owning that business. :D

Sweet success. In one form or another pussy has been generatintg $ since time began.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 09:08 AM

You don't like Red Lobster either?

Gourmet cuisine isn't a McRib, you know.

You kinda proved my point though. The most famous of all strip clubs in the world is a nothing more than a Red Lobster.

Yeah, you got a point there.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 09:09 AM

Are you trying to tell me I can get an endless supply of crabs for 14.99 on thursday nights?

LMAO

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 09:11 AM

The thing is I felt really bad for the girl.....and then donkey

jspchief

01-09-2009, 09:11 AM

Are you trying to tell me I can get an endless supply of crabs for 14.99 on thursday nights?Nothing goes together better than room temperature seafood that's sat out too long and methed up glorified hookers.

RaiderH8r

01-09-2009, 09:22 AM

How short of a leash are you on?

My wife lets me go but she said I have to stop pissing on the whores. :sulk:

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 09:26 AM

My wife lets me go but she said I have to stop pissing on the whores. :sulk:

lmao

patteeu

01-09-2009, 10:12 AM

Ditto. No desire to go to them. That being said:

My wife wouldn't care if I went to one for Bachelor parties and such or if they had strippers at such a party .... If I was just headed to the strip club on a random Friday night, though, I doubt she would be thrilled.

That's pretty much my answer. I don't even think my wife would mind if I decided to go on a random Friday night as long as it was a rare occasion. I'm sure she'd be less tolerant if I made it a regular thing though.

manchambo

01-09-2009, 10:15 AM

She "let's" me go and then she's a bitch about it later. Last time, we had dinner with my folks a few days later, and she actually told my mom about it.

Anyone else get that shit?

wutamess

01-09-2009, 10:31 AM

If someone is in a loving relationship, they should get everything they need at home.

:BS:
having said that... I don't like strip clubs but I'm welcome to go anytime I please 9within reason I suppose).

BWillie

01-09-2009, 11:09 AM

BWillie007 = Complete dumbass.

Why? It's a question, I was curious how most others s/o's would react. I go to a strip club about 3 times a year. And I've never in my entire life got a lap dance. Just seems like a waste of money to me. I don't mind going for no more than an hour and enjoying a few beers. I only ask because me and my friends are having a big casino night and hitting the strip club on Saturday and I told my gf about it and she was not pleased. She said I shouldn't go.

As far as using golf and bowling to get away, I know there are alot of guys that do that, because I've talked to them. Some women are very smothering. You need your me time, and other time with your male companions. I did come from a household where my mom was usually a complete bitch to my step dad and dad. Always yelling at them and bickering at them for really no apparent reason. I swore to myself I would never be with a woman like that, and I have kept that promise.

kc rush

01-09-2009, 11:20 AM

I don't think she is excited about me going to one, but she doesn't say anything unless I was to spend a lot of money. Granted, I have only gone for bachelor parties and on a couple of other occasions.

thurman merman

01-09-2009, 11:26 AM

As a veteran of many such outings when I was single, I don't understand why a married man would want to go to a strip club.

seriously, WTF? first of all, why would a married man want to go to a strip club? secondly, why would a wife be okay with it? i don't get it.

jspchief

01-09-2009, 11:29 AM

seriously, WTF? first of all, why would a married man want to go to a strip club? secondly, why would a wife be okay with it? i don't get it.

1. Because all his single buddies are going there on a night when he had plans to hang with them?

2. Because she's not an insecure, controlling bitch?

thurman merman

01-09-2009, 11:33 AM

1. Because all his single buddies are going there on a night when he had plans to hang with them?

2. Because she's not an insecure, controlling bitch?

so if i don't want my wife to be a stripper, would that make me an insecure, controlling bitch?

RaiderH8r

01-09-2009, 11:37 AM

seriously, WTF? first of all, why would a married man want to go to a strip club? secondly, why would a wife be okay with it? i don't get it.

Because, in this country, if a man has a stack of singles and wants to see some non-native poon he can do that without some overbearing bitch giving him the smothering by mothering treatment. That's why. Christ, I swear, some women have to honestly believe that we men would just wander around in traffic playing with our own feces if they weren't around to give us a firm, guiding hand through the trevails of life.

Bowser

01-09-2009, 11:40 AM

Because, in this country, if a man has a stack of singles and wants to see some non-native poon he can do that without some overbearing bitch giving him the smothering by mothering treatment. That's why. Christ, I swear, some women have to honestly believe that we men would just wander around in traffic playing with our own feces if they weren't around to give us a firm, guiding hand through the trevails of life.

LMAO

RaiderH8r

01-09-2009, 11:40 AM

so if i don't want my wife to be a stripper, would that make me an insecure, controlling bitch?

No, that would make you fiscally ignorant of how much cabbage those little hookers rake in...almost entirely tax free.

Of course stripping generally comes with the strippers lifestyle. There may be a couple of broads out there who can separate the two but I've never met one that could and the lifestyle is different and not usually condusive to certain relationship arrangements.

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 11:43 AM

i put a hot wheels car in their stretch marks vrrooom

RaiderH8r

01-09-2009, 11:46 AM

i put a hot wheels car in their stretch marks vrrooom

I used to touch them in their no no hole and make them call me "Uncle Ricky".

Que Card QB

01-09-2009, 11:47 AM

Been a while but the wife and I used to like to go occasionally together. She doesn't care if I go and I don't care if she goes. But it's too expensive anymore and we have a child now. Grandma might not care to baby sit while we're out getting lap dances. I guess we could tell her we were going to the movies but we'd come back smelling all non-cinema-ish.

raybec 4

01-09-2009, 11:47 AM

No, that would make you fiscally ignorant of how much cabbage those little hookers rake in...almost entirely tax free.
Of course stripping generally comes with the strippers lifestyle. There may be a couple of broads out there who can separate the two but I've never met one that could and the lifestyle is different and not usually condusive to certain relationship arrangements.

They do make a lot o' cheese but most of those hoochies have some kind of habit to go along with it. You may get a lot of the working my way through school stories but people who believe them also just won the lottery in Nigeria.

RaiderH8r

01-09-2009, 11:48 AM

They do make a lot o' cheese but most of those hoochies have some kind of habit to go along with it. You may get a lot of the working my way through school stories but people who believe them also just won the lottery in Nigeria.

Oh yeah, that's "the lifestyle". It usually comes with the girl. If you can deal you may be in for an amusing ride. But, just like at the fair, you better know when to get off or you may end up puking all over yourself. I think that metaphor derailed but I don't really care enough to fix it. Most folks get the idea.:D

RaiderH8r

01-09-2009, 11:50 AM

Been a while but the wife and I used to like to go occasionally together. She doesn't care if I go and I don't care if she goes. But it's too expensive anymore and we have a child now. Grandma might not care to baby sit while we're out getting lap dances. I guess we could tell her we were going to the movies but we'd come back smelling all non-cinema-ish.

Eh, when you're young you think you actually have a chance to bang these chicks. The older you get, you just realize you're throwing money at hot chicks that won't do anything else other than give you a nice set of blueballs (the condition, not the poster).

The wife would probably be more upset at the thought of me just dumping money out than actually gawking at nekkid chicks.

Baconeater

01-09-2009, 11:53 AM

A strip club has nothing to offer for me.

This.

Katipan

01-09-2009, 11:53 AM

I didn't read this thread but I bet its full of ignorant generalities, false bravados and hen pecked husbands.

I've never stripped, but those wonderful females sure paid a helluva lot of my bills.

God bless strippers.

raybec 4

01-09-2009, 11:53 AM

Been a while but the wife and I used to like to go occasionally together. She doesn't care if I go and I don't care if she goes. But it's too expensive anymore and we have a child now. Grandma might not care to baby sit while we're out getting lap dances. I guess we could tell her we were going to the movies but we'd come back smelling all non-cinema-ish.

plus how would you explain all the glitter on your face and the fifty bucks worth of ones.

jspchief

01-09-2009, 11:53 AM

so if i don't want my wife to be a stripper, would that make me an insecure, controlling bitch?yes, because being in the presence of a stripper, and actually being a stripper are comparable.

Katipan

01-09-2009, 11:54 AM

yes, because being in the presence of a stripper, and actually being a stripper are comparable.

fuck.

Bowser

01-09-2009, 11:56 AM

Heh, Mer on a pole....

BWillie

01-09-2009, 12:02 PM

No, that would make you fiscally ignorant of how much cabbage those little hookers rake in...almost entirely tax free.

Of course stripping generally comes with the strippers lifestyle. There may be a couple of broads out there who can separate the two but I've never met one that could and the lifestyle is different and not usually condusive to certain relationship arrangements.

It would for me. I could never ever ever ever have a LTR with a strip. Could bang the shit out of one. No way could I handle my chick being naked on stage and rubbing her arse all over dudes denim wangs

RaiderH8r

01-09-2009, 12:03 PM

Eh, when you're young you think you actually have a chance to bang these chicks. The older you get, you just realize you're throwing money at hot chicks that won't do anything else other than give you a nice set of blueballs (the condition, not the poster).

The wife would probably be more upset at the thought of me just dumping money out than actually gawking at nekkid chicks.

Yep. That "hope" young men hold onto has cleared out more bank accounts than humanity will ever know. The first rule of dealing with strippers is to understand the transaction; they have a product on display you have the cash to pay. That's it. If you came toting an 8 ball of blow you're probably going to be a little more popular than the average patron.

It's the money part that upsets the wife more than anything.

RaiderH8r

01-09-2009, 12:04 PM

It would for me. I could never ever ever ever have a LTR with a strip. Could bang the shit out of one. No way could I handle my chick being naked on stage and rubbing her arse all over dudes denim wangs

The creative dude wears track shorts without undies for the lap dance.:D

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 12:05 PM

I didn't read this thread but I bet its full of ignorant generalities, false bravados and hen pecked husbands.

I've never stripped, but those wonderful females sure paid a helluva lot of my bills.

God bless strippers.

Ditto

ChiefsCountry

01-09-2009, 12:14 PM

I'm a single dude in my 20's, they are fun once or twice a year if you got some extra jack ie hit the casinos or a bacehlor party. Of course I am the jackass who gets drunk and blows it all on lapdances. If I was married I probally wouldnt go unless the buddies forced me for some stupid reason.

Katipan

01-09-2009, 12:14 PM

Ditto

bullshit you never stripped.

i read your posts.

all of them.

ok. ok. ok.

most of them.

blueballs

01-09-2009, 12:17 PM

Is this a joke

vailpass

01-09-2009, 12:18 PM

1. Because all his single buddies are going there on a night when he had plans to hang with them?

2. Because she's not an insecure, controlling bitch?

End of fucking story.

luv

01-09-2009, 12:21 PM

Because, in this country, if a man has a stack of singles and wants to see some non-native poon he can do that without some overbearing bitch giving him the smothering by mothering treatment. That's why. Christ, I swear, some women have to honestly believe that we men would just wander around in traffic playing with our own feces if they weren't around to give us a firm, guiding hand through the trevails of life.

I wouldn't put that beneath some men. :p

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 12:24 PM

I wouldn't put that beneath some men. :p

sounds like you haven't put it beneath a man for awhile j/k

Bowser

01-09-2009, 12:26 PM

sounds like you haven't put it beneath a man for awhile j/k

*crowd OOOHHH's and backs away*

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 12:27 PM

*crowd OOOHHH's and backs away*

I don't have any room to talk. I am not exactly Stringfellow hawk with the ladies

luv

01-09-2009, 12:29 PM

sounds like you haven't put it beneath a man for awhile j/k

If I respond saying that I've probably gotten more lately than you have, I come across as a slut. If I say you're right, then that makes me unable to get any. I lose either way, so I'll just let you think what you will. ;)

sedated

01-09-2009, 12:30 PM

Need an opinion on this:

Are these 2 considered equal?

- a guy feeling up a female stripper as part of a lap dance
- a girl getting felt up by a male stripper as part of a dance

as in, would a significant other have more reason to bitch about one than the other?

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 12:31 PM

If I respond saying that I've probably gotten more lately than you have, I come across as a slut. If I say you're right, then that makes me unable to get any. I lose either way, so I'll just let you think what you will. ;)

I wouldn't think you are a slut, there is nothing wrong with drinking a 5th and getting jackhammered by a young stallion on wednesdays

crazycoffey

01-09-2009, 12:32 PM

God bless strippers.

God has blessed many of them, hell - I've "blessed" a few myself....

luv

01-09-2009, 12:32 PM

Need an opinion on this:

Are these 2 considered equal?

- a guy feeling up a female stripper as part of a lap dance
- a girl getting felt up by a male stripper as part of a dance

Yes.

luv

01-09-2009, 12:33 PM

I wouldn't think you are a slut, there is nothing wrong with drinking a 5th and getting jackhammered by a young stallion on wednesdays

Make it Sundays, and you've got yourself a deal. Need to start the weeks off right. :)

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 12:35 PM

Make it Sundays, and you've got yourself a deal. Need to start the weeks off right. :)

wrestlemania is on

sedated

01-09-2009, 12:36 PM

is this another Mooo situation in the making?

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 12:38 PM

is this another Mooo situation in the making?

brown chicken brown cow

luv

01-09-2009, 12:39 PM

is this another Mooo situation in the making?

You're kidding, right? I've learned to not get emotionally attached.

luv

01-09-2009, 12:39 PM

wrestlemania is on

I'll bring the warming oil.

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 12:40 PM

God has blessed many of them, hell - I've "blessed" a few myself....

gah. might as well just scream 'I FUCK SKANKS' loud and proud.

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 12:42 PM

You're kidding, right? I've learned to not get emotionally attached.

open the door Hal?

crazycoffey

01-09-2009, 12:47 PM

gah. might as well just scream 'I **** SKANKS' loud and proud.

They made alot of money, liked to play with other women - let me join in, at 18 and at 23 it seemed like alot of fun. But they were never "lasting" relationships.

Besides, I got news for you dude, MOST WOMEN ARE SLUTS, just like us men, they like sex and do it when they feel like it (I know, the label is unfair, sorry - I mean no disrespect to you girls). Your wife probably nails the neighbor while you're out "tendin" the sheep.

so what, life goes on.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 12:49 PM

She made alot of money, liked to play other women - let me join in, at 18 and at 23 it seemed like alot of fun. But they were never "lasting" relationships.

Besides, I got news for you dude, MOST WOMEN ARE SLUTS, just like us men, they like sex and do it when they feel like it (I know, the label is unfair, sorry - I mean no disrespect to you girls). Your wife probably nails the neighbor while you're out "tendin" the sheep.

so what, life goes on.

Yep they are a playground but I can only hang with a coke chick for so long, said duration being measured in hours not days.

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 12:57 PM

They made alot of money, liked to play with other women - let me join in, at 18 and at 23 it seemed like alot of fun. But they were never "lasting" relationships.

Besides, I got news for you dude, MOST WOMEN ARE SLUTS, just like us men, they like sex and do it when they feel like it (I know, the label is unfair, sorry - I mean no disrespect to you girls). Your wife probably nails the neighbor while you're out "tendin" the sheep.

so what, life goes on.

tell me something significant. like how long it took till you got the balls to get a the HIV test. or on a lesser extent your reaction to finding out you had 3 diffrent strains of cock n ball warts.

cause back when i was 18-23 i was the guy whod supply those skanks with the tools of the trade that made them act the way they acted.
food chain my friend. say it in you head till its real real clear.

food chain.

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 01:00 PM

meh HIV is manageable

JuicesFlowing

01-09-2009, 01:03 PM

Dont really have any desire to go to those types of places anymore.

When i was 21....sure.

If someone is in a loving relationship, they should get everything they need at home.

Yes.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 01:05 PM

LOL at people who think a group of guys going to a strip club has anything at all to do with having sex with the strippers or being unfaithful to their SO.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 01:06 PM

tell me something significant. like how long it took till you got the balls to get a the HIV test. or on a lesser extent your reaction to finding out you had 3 diffrent strains of cock n ball warts.

cause back when i was 18-23 i was the guy whod supply those skanks with the tools of the trade that made them act the way they acted.
food chain my friend. say it in you head till its real real clear.

food chain.

Did you accept any fringe benefits from your clients after you got their ball rolling?

crazycoffey

01-09-2009, 01:09 PM

tell me something significant. like how long it took till you got the balls to get a the HIV test. or on a lesser extent your reaction to finding out you had 3 diffrent strains of cock n ball warts.

cause back when i was 18-23 i was the guy whod supply those skanks with the tools of the trade that made them act the way they acted.
food chain my friend. say it in you head till its real real clear.

food chain.

I like how if someone has alot of sex, they can't be careful, calculated or clean. Whatever man. Nice girl, didn't do drugs, was Fed in the head and drank too much. Had a good body and didn't mind showing it off. It wasn't a Roman Orgy where everyone shakes hands, exchanges money then body fluids without any care in the world.

I have no idea what you mean by food chain. I'm just talking, giving my opinion.

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 01:13 PM

Did you accept any fringe benefits from your clients after you got their ball rolling?

i dont do hard drugs and i dont fuck sluts.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 01:15 PM

i dont do hard drugs and i dont fuck sluts.

I was not implying for one second that you did hard drugs.
I was definetely asking if you cream-pied a few lined-up dancers. :)
Not all of us were as discriminating in who we fucked when we were 18 as we are now. Props to those that were.

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 01:22 PM

I was not implying for one second that you did hard drugs.
I was definetely asking if you cream-pied a few lined-up dancers. :)
Not all of us were as discriminating in who we ****ed when we were 18 as we are now.

i never fucked around. have a diffrent mindset about business.
Money being the first..and last. always tried to insulate myself as much as possible.

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 01:23 PM

I like how if someone has alot of sex, they can't be careful, calculated or clean. Whatever man. Nice girl, didn't do drugs, was Fed in the head and drank too much. Had a good body and didn't mind showing it off. It wasn't a Roman Orgy where everyone shakes hands, exchanges money then body fluids without any care in the world.

I have no idea what you mean by food chain. I'm just talking, giving my opinion.

whatever you wanna tell yourself.

crazycoffey

01-09-2009, 01:26 PM

whatever you wanna tell yourself.

Ditto.

vailpass

01-09-2009, 01:27 PM

i never fucked around. have a diffrent mindset about business.
Money being the first..and last. always tried to insulate myself as much as possible.

In that case I'll bet you were good at what you did.

Katipan

01-09-2009, 01:29 PM

They are definitely cattle.

But you know how there are fat cows, little cows, dairy cows, eatin cows, california happy cows, alcoholic japanese cows, steroid filled cows, and cows that have been de-calf-inated????....

Do not judge all cows. True they are all cows, but some are better to tip than others.

And if someone, anyone, everyone supplied the strippers with the necessary means for survival, then all they did was join in as a rung on my own food chain.

El Jefe

01-09-2009, 01:30 PM

In that case I'll bet you were good at what you did.

He's like Snoop Dogg, he's got his mind on his money, and his money on his mind.

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 01:31 PM

bullshit you never stripped.

i read your posts.

all of them.

ok. ok. ok.

most of them.

I was referring to the fact that many strippers over the years (during my 20's) helped pay for my rent, bills, entertainment, etc.

I have led what some may call, a colorful life.

Rooster

01-09-2009, 01:33 PM

No, she hates it when I drop in on her at work.

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 01:33 PM

I remember one time going out to strip club and I came back and my old lady was PISSED. So then she kept on wanting me to take her to this play called wicked...well that sounded boring, so I picked up some Monster truck rally tickets and even though gravedigger was there....and rollled twice... she was still upset. some girls can't be pleased

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 01:42 PM

And if someone, anyone, everyone supplied the strippers with the necessary means for survival, then all they did was join in as a rung on my own food chain.

WORD.

El Jefe

01-09-2009, 01:45 PM

They are definitely cattle.

But you know how there are fat cows, little cows, dairy cows, eatin cows, california happy cows, alcoholic japanese cows, steroid filled cows, and cows that have been de-calf-inated????....

Do not judge all cows. True they are all cows, but some are better to tip than others.

And if someone, anyone, everyone supplied the strippers with the necessary means for survival, then all they did was join in as a rung on my own food chain.

Street Talk.

Demonpenz

01-09-2009, 01:48 PM

No, she hates it when I drop in on her at work.

hundred and thirty eight posts to dial up this joke

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 01:49 PM

In that case I'll bet you were good at what you did.

some kids wanna be doctors or spacemen. i wanted to be a outlaw.;)

El Jefe

01-09-2009, 01:54 PM

some kids wanna be doctors or spacemen. i wanted to be a outlaw.;)

Every night I check under my bed just to make sure MOhillbilly isn't hiding under there. I bet you could write a book with all your stories, I would buy it just for the APBT stories.

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 02:06 PM

They are definitely cattle.

But you know how there are fat cows, little cows, dairy cows, eatin cows, california happy cows, alcoholic japanese cows, steroid filled cows, and cows that have been de-calf-inated????....

Do not judge all cows. True they are all cows, but some are better to tip than others.

And if someone, anyone, everyone supplied the strippers with the necessary means for survival, then all they did was join in as a rung on my own food chain.

I've hung-out, partied with and banged strippers from Kansas City to Los Angeles to San Francisco and all over Canada (Vancouver, Ontario, Quebec and the Northeastern seaboard).

All of them were smokin' hot. Some were very smart and had college degrees. Some weren't so smart and came from broken, abusive and poor homes, thus stripping was an opportunity to get out. Some made great money, in excess of 100k per year. Many did not.

The bottom line for many of the girls was that it was just a job. It wasn't glamorous to them, they got sick of being poked in the belly botton and hearing "What's that?", they were sick of the ugly, dirty guys and just tired of the whole scene. But most of them were stuck, until a "Prince Charming" came along to rescue them.

Either way, it was what it was. People do whatever they need to do to survive.

And I've never paid for a lap dance in my entire life.

Ari Chi3fs

01-09-2009, 02:12 PM

I went to the strip club
she was rubbin up on me

and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

Walked to bathroom
to get all cleaned up

and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

sat back down at table
bought a $10 drink because Im able

and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Katipan

01-09-2009, 02:18 PM

Street Talk.

My sweet talk is way more thugish.

Johnny Vegas

01-09-2009, 02:21 PM

yeah I can. It was a problem at first, but then she went and was cool with it afterwards. Sometimes its her idea to go and she wants to go down to the tip rail. We don't go very often because its pricey for drinks and tipping the dancers. One of my best friends is a DJ in a strip club and when I was in college he would let me in the back door since I was too cheap to pay cover on top of drinks. When you're in college you're broke well I was and I had two jobs.

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 02:22 PM

Every night I check under my bed just to make sure MOhillbilly isn't hiding under there. I bet you could write a book with all your stories, I would buy it just for the APBT stories.

somewhere along the way i got to thinking about who i am and the things ive done. having stood tall before the man i wondered wht itd be like to stand tall before The Man. now i carry no paticular banner for religion although i do believe in God. this led me to wonder what the measure of a good man was at that point after some contemplation i made up my mind that i was never going to intentionally hurt another human,slight my integrity or go back on the moral code i believe in.
im better for it.
reading CP and pondering all the thoughts here has had atleast some part in my growing up, the thickening of my skin, and extended the fuse.

Katipan

01-09-2009, 02:23 PM

And I've never paid for a lap dance in my entire life.

I did! My very first one. Red head named Hunter.

Never had to after that.

Would probably have to now. I haven't corrupted these local girls. But I bet I'd only have to pay for one.

Katipan

01-09-2009, 02:24 PM

somewhere along the way i got to thinking about who i am and the things ive done. having stood tall before the man i wondered wht itd be like to stand tall before The Man. now i carry no paticular banner for religion although i do believe in God. this led me to wonder what the measure of a good man was at that point after some contemplation i made up my mind that i was never going to intentionally hurt another human,slight my integrity or go back on the moral code i believe in.
im better for it.
reading CP and pondering all the thoughts here has had atleast some part in my growing up, the thickening of my skin, and extended the fuse.

You sell your soul to work in the industry.

Heh.

Mine and yours.

I'm not sure if it can be returned, but I've been trying.

mikeyis4dcats.

01-09-2009, 02:30 PM

I don't understand why so many of you assume that a guy who would go to a strip club doesn't love his wife or get enough attention at home.

But I guess you're probably also the same people that assume everyone at Wal-Mart is on food stamps and that everyone at a Nascar race is inbred and has 2 teeth.

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 02:30 PM

But I guess you're probably also the same people that assume everyone at Wal-Mart is on food stamps and that everyone at a Nascar race is inbred and has 2 teeth.

They're not?

mikeyis4dcats.

01-09-2009, 02:35 PM

They're not?

I know, they were kind of touch and go examples...

MOhillbilly

01-09-2009, 02:37 PM

You sell your soul to work in the industry.

Heh.

Mine and yours.

I'm not sure if it can be returned, but I've been trying.

its a hard thing for a rounder to toe the mark and walk the line. but like anything else if you really wanna change you will.
i still filter everything through those eyes.

El Jefe

01-09-2009, 02:47 PM

I don't understand why so many of you assume that a guy who would go to a strip club doesn't love his wife or get enough attention at home.

But I guess you're probably also the same people that assume everyone at Wal-Mart is on food stamps and that everyone at a Nascar race is inbred and has 2 teeth.

That's funny, still to this day if I go into a store after work, and still have my work clothes on, the salesmen never come over to me. They never try and help me or offer to help me, and I always have money to pay for my things, I never window shop. It cracks me up, because if I go home and change and then go out, they will come over and help me then.

Reminds me of a story, we have an older customer who is very well off, lives in a couple million dollar house, always pays cash for cars when he buys them. Anyway he was telling us a story of walking into a Cadillac dealer in his bib overalls one day, and the sales associates would not help him, and he waited for 30 minutes, while they stood around and talked. He then went to the manager and said he wanted to buy a new Cadillac in cash, and then told him he wasn't going to buy it there because nobody bothered to help him. I don't know how he got his money, but he was one to never flaunt it, but always paid top dollar. Just goes to show you, you can't judge a book by it's cover.

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 02:50 PM

I did! My very first one. Red head named Hunter.

Never had to after that.

Would probably have to now. I haven't corrupted these local girls. But I bet I'd only have to pay for one.

My corrupting days are over.

Especially now that I have a daughter.

The universe is a funny thing...

Katipan

01-09-2009, 02:57 PM

My corrupting days are over.

Especially now that I have a daughter.

The universe is a funny thing...

I gave my daughter a stripper name. :(

Before I spent my years in them.

Edit: "them" being clubs, not strippers.

jspchief

01-09-2009, 02:58 PM

I've hung-out, partied with and banged strippers from Kansas City to Los Angeles to San Francisco and all over Canada (Vancouver, Ontario, Quebec and the Northeastern seaboard).

All of them were smokin' hot. Some were very smart and had college degrees. Some weren't so smart and came from broken, abusive and poor homes, thus stripping was an opportunity to get out. Some made great money, in excess of 100k per year. Many did not.

The bottom line for many of the girls was that it was just a job. It wasn't glamorous to them, they got sick of being poked in the belly botton and hearing "What's that?", they were sick of the ugly, dirty guys and just tired of the whole scene. But most of them were stuck, until a "Prince Charming" came along to rescue them.

Either way, it was what it was. People do whatever they need to do to survive.

And I've never paid for a lap dance in my entire life.You forgot to mention there were A-list actors and Oscar winning directors chilling with you. And something about your expensive houses and cars... put that in there too.

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 02:59 PM

I gave my daughter a stripper name. :(

Before I spent my years in them.

Edit: "them" being clubs, not strippers.

I wouldn't be concerned. There are so many Brittany's, Destiny's and so on out there that no one will ever noticed.

Just as long as you didn't name her Porshe or Corvette, she'll be fine.

Katipan

01-09-2009, 03:01 PM

Just goes to show you, you can't judge a book by it's cover.

Los Angeles is neat like that. The grungiest, cheapest LOOKING people are the richest ones a lot of the time.

Strip clubs are different tho. It really doesn't matter how you look. The guy only making 30K a year might be willing to drop every pay check in your club. And the obnoxious rich guy who feels entitled to all adoration and attention might drop $100.

I'll take the blue collar dude who just wants uncomplicated enjoyment.

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 03:02 PM

You forgot to mention there were A-list actors and Oscar winning directors chilling with you. And something about your expensive houses and cars... put that in there too.

I know you think you're being funny but you're not.

This was way, way, way before I had any success in life, which is probably why I have more empathy for their lives than most.

Johnny Vegas

01-09-2009, 03:02 PM

I wouldn't be concerned. There are so many Brittany's, Destiny's and so on out there that no one will ever noticed.

Just as long as you didn't name her Porshe or Corvette, she'll be fine.

My brother is dating a girl called LeVette......I wonder...:shake:

sedated

01-09-2009, 03:02 PM

You forgot to mention there were A-list actors and Oscar winning directors chilling with you. And something about your expensive houses and cars... put that in there too.

ROFL

Katipan

01-09-2009, 03:03 PM

I wouldn't be concerned. There are so many Brittany's, Destiny's and so on out there that no one will ever noticed.

Just as long as you didn't name her Porshe or Corvette, she'll be fine.

Autumn

(sigh)

That's always fun hearing. "That was Autumn on the main stage stepping down for a table side ride...."

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 03:03 PM

Los Angeles is neat like that. The grungiest, cheapest LOOKING people are the richest ones a lot of the time.

So we HAVE met before!

:D

jspchief

01-09-2009, 03:03 PM

I know you think you're being funny but you're not.

This was way, way, way before I had any success in life, which is probably why I have more empathy for their lives than most.I'm sorry, that came off wrong. I wasn't trying to be funny.

I was trying to tell you that all your stories make you sound like a pompous douchebag.

DaneMcCloud

01-09-2009, 03:04 PM

I'm sorry, that came off wrong. I wasn't trying to be funny.

I was trying to tell you that all your stories make you sound like a pompous douchebag.

Gee, thanks.

I've never heard that before :rolleyes:

sedated

01-09-2009, 03:05 PM

I'm sorry, that came off wrong. I wasn't trying to be funny.

I was trying to tell you that all your stories make you sound like a pompous douchebag.

Beyonce told him the same thing one time

Sure-Oz

01-09-2009, 03:07 PM

Beyonce told him the same thing one time

ROFL

MichaelH

01-09-2009, 03:14 PM

My wife is very cool about that sort of thing. She'd be more pissed about me spending money drinking than looking at nekid chicks.