The look in her eyes says to the camera “Hey honey, your college roommate’s devolved into a total douchenozzle. Get this over with – he’s such a twatwaffle. I’ll need to take a bath in drano just to get the stink off….”

8:34 am July, 22DarkSock said...

It marks its territory with its pit pheromones.
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IT MUST EAT GRAIN

My dog and I were just flaming some bad pipe and she said to me, “Rurururuuuuaahhhhhtruururururruruah”. In the middle english version of her mumbles it is interpreted to mean. ” I’m stoned. Food. How come you aren’t at work? Can we watch the best three minute of Sci-Fi music ever? Coooool.”