I was looking for a comic relieft section on the site to post this message. But a forum named Tales -- in this case, Tall Tales -- seems more than appropriate. Anyway, I found a video of this lunatic in chicago who teaches death touch techniques! It is hilarious and scary simultaneously...scary that his students fall for his crap. I was almost crying from laughter. As a forewarning, in case some haven't heard, there is no such thing as a one touch kill. Anyway, here's the link:

Heh, i have never once visited Bullshido before- its not my type of place from what I can gather, but I clicked on the link only to be told that the admin has banned my IP address!? My reputation must precede me

I've seen that vid before, it's about some guy claiming that he can do no touch KOs and some intense pressure point stuff.He really knocks his students out, and there appears to be some strange heart activity. Then he proceeds doing the same on the reporter and nothing happens, and then he tries again on BJJ practicioners and nothing happens as well.

I do wonder what caused the effects on his students, it's clearly psycholigical, but I'd sure like to know the details.

Cord -- Maybe they don't want to mess with a Brit. You bloaks, as you might say, can be a tough, tenacious bunch.

Foundation -- I honestly am very skeptical of his students. It's not like a film crew suddently appeared at his doorstep. He knew in advance they were coming. My worry is this idiot is going to get his students killed when their lives are on the line. Did you guys see Stephen Bonnar? Maybe you can ask him what he thinks of this garbage.

When I viewed it the first time, I must have been too close to the computer screen because I woke up an hour later drooling on my keyboard. It was either that or the fact that I had been up for about 30 hours straight but I am guessing it was the touchless knockout. Whoa! Scarey stuff.

_________________________"The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be."

Don't these people ever learn???How many more people are going to believe this stuff when it is exposed like this??It doesn't seem to matter how many times it is shown up, there are still some idiots willing to believe it.