Miranda Kerr was photographed nude at six and a half months pregnant by Patrick Demarchelier. She told W magazine she realized she was knocked up the day she shot her Jil Sander campaign. Full pic below. [Fashionologie]

A paparazzo called the police today to report that Jesse James vandalized his car. Jesse told the cops the man has been stalking him, then he and the photographer put each other under citizen's arrest.

Welcome back to the Monday morning edition of Snap Judgment, in which we publish the celebrity snaps that came in over the earlier part of the weekend. Inside: Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, Ashlee Simpson, Justin Long, Nicholas Sarkozy, Sharon Stone, Terrance Howard, and Kate Moss. All those — and others — in a gallery…

Welcome to the Not Fucking Long Enough weekend, readers. If you don't feel as gross as these bacon cheese glazed donuts right now, just click the page. Today's discussion topics range from waterboarding to Karl Rove to Newt Gingrich and zoos to Fox News' ingenious subtle Photoshoppery of a New York Times…

French President Nicholas Sarkozy raised the ire of some of his female cabinet members recently when he presented them, along with their male colleagues, with gray silk ties. The ties, a gift to celebrate France's EU presidency, were described as "yet more proof of male chauvinism in the political class" by