Norm Macdonald Made A "Sully" Prequel

Forget about Tom Hanks and his exciting story of mid-air heroics. Norm tells the story of Sully and his normal workaday life.

TranscriptCONAN: THE FILM "SULLY" CAME OUT.
NORM: IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE, FANTASTIC MOVIE.
OH, MY GOD.
I'M SO HAPPY, BECAUSE I HAVE A COMPANION PIECE TO THAT MOVIE BECAUSE THAT WHOLE STORY WAS NOT TOLD, YOU KNOW.
CLINT EASTWOOD DID A FINE JOB.
I DID A FINE JOB.
WHO KNOWS WHO DID A BETTER JOB?
DOESN'T MATTER.
CONAN: YOU HAVE A COMPETING SULLY MOVIE?
NORM: NOT A COMPETING, A COMPANION.
WHEN IT COMES TO NETFLIX, IT WILL SAY THE SULLY SULLENBERGER MOVIE.
IT WILL SAY IF YOU LIKED THAT MOVIE, CONAN.
CONAN: JUST CONAN.
NORM: IF YOU LIKE THAT MOVIE, CONAN, YOU WILL LOVE "SULLY SULLENBERGER, AIRPORT PILOT."
WHICH I DID.
CONAN: YOU DO YOUR VERSION AND YOU SHOT THIS AND THIS IS RIGHT, YOU PLAY SULLY SULLENBERGER IN YOUR MOVIE?
NORM: TOM HANKS PLAYS HIM IN THE OTHER MOVIE.
WHO'S TO SAY WHO'S BETTER?
IT'S AN AGE-OLD DEBATE.
YOU WATCH IT TOGETHER, YOU GET THE WHOLE STORY.
I WATCHED "SULLY."
IT'S HIM LANDING ON THE HUDSON.
MINE COVERS WHAT HE DID BEFORE.
CONAN: LIKE A YEAR OR TWO BEFORE?
A PREQUEL.
NORM: YEAH, A PREQUEL.
CONAN: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SULLY SULLENBERGER.
NORM: I PLAY SULLY.
>> ON BEHALF OF U.S. AIRLINE, WE KNOW YOU HAVE A LOT OF CHOICES TO MAKE AND WE'RE GLAD YOU CHOSE US.
HAVE FUN IN KANSAS CITY, EVERYBODY!
[APPLAUSE]
CONAN: THAT'S NOT A MOVIE!
NORM: I DIDN'T CHOOSE THAT CLIP.
THERE'S A BETTER CLIP.
CONAN: THERE'S A BETTER CLIP THAN THAT?
I HOPE THERE'S A BETTER CLIP.
NORM: THE STORY IS A LOVE STORY.
THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO GET.
NOBODY KNOW ABOUT MRS. SULLENBERGER, OLD RUTH SULLENBERGER.
CONAN: THIS CLIP SHOWS THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER?
NORM: YEAH, IT'S LOVE.
CONAN: HERE WE GO.
>> WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE ME A SEAT?
WHY DO I HAVE TO STAND HERE FOR THE WHOLE FLIGHT?
>> I TOLD YOU, IT'S CHEAPER.
WE'RE SAVING UP FOR THE THING.
LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE STANDING UP HERE, I'M KIDDING YOU.
I LOVE YOU, THAT'S WHY.
YOU WANT TO LAND THIS?
>> YEAH.
>> PRETTY WELL LANDS ITSELF.
[SCREECHING]
NORM: I LOVED THE END.
CONAN: OK.
[APPLAUSE]
NORM: THAT GIRL WILL BE SO HAPPY.
I FOUND HER AT YOUR SHOW.
CONAN: I'M SURE YOU DID.
NORM: I DISCOVERED HER AT YOUR PROGRAM IN NEW YORK AND I CAST HER AND SHE'S GOING TO BE SO HAPPY.
CONAN: SHE'LL BE VERY HAPPY.
SHE'LL MAKE TENS OF DOLLARS OFF THAT.
OK, BASED ON A TRUE STORY, A MEMOIR, IS AVAILABLE NOW.
SEASON THREE OF "NORM MACDONALD LIVE" CAN BE FOUND AT YOUTUBE.COM/NORM MACDONALD, OR AMAZON PRIME.
NORM, YOU'RE TRULY ONE OF THE MOST DELIGHTFUL, ODD PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET.
NORM MACDONALD, I LOVE HIM.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]