[spoiler]If making horribly underimplemented parser games is an art, then this game is positively worthy of a place in the Pantheon.
If gratuitous misspelling and atrocious grammar is a sign of higher intelligence, Chad Rocketman is a genius capable of altering the destiny of the human race.

There is nothing fun in this game. It will not elevate your soul. It will not provide the slightest shred of amusement. Consider yourself lucky if anything in it provides material for a half-hearted chuckle. The dismal failure of this work of IF rings hollow with disappointment.

This year’s IFComp is bedecked with entries worthy of praise. This is not one of them.

And yet… It’s clear that every single flaw in this game is deliberate. It leads me to wonder (given last year’s equally abysmal ‘Toiletworld’) whether in fact this was actually written by someone cognizant of the rules of parser IF. Perhaps even Chad Rocketman (or Rocketfrak) is actually a talented writer who wanted to make sure that no one – NO ONE – should ever have to suffer the ignominy of placing last in the IFComp. If so, then let us rejoice, and thank our anonymous benefactor for this small blessing.

The one clue which hints at this: the fact that XYZZY was implemented. [/spoiler]