What?! It’s that time of year again, it’s the time to scream HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEN FRANKLIN! Nevermind the fact that he’s dead, he was one cool mopho, and should be celebrated.

When people all across Ben Franklin’s close-minded little world said to him, BEN! PLEASE don’t tie a key to a kite and fly it in a rainstorm, GOD will smite you, Ben Franklin just said hey f*ck you, I’m about to prove some serious scientific sh*t here.