Old-Salt

LE

I sometimes wonder, when I hear of laptops "stolen" bearing important leaks from cars parked at services, whether there is in fact a designated bay for this..."SECURITY LEAK PROVIDERS ONLY...MAXIMUM LEAK ONE PARTY CONFERENCE, OPERATIONAL PLAN OR EQUIPMENT PROGRAMME"

In the eighties you couldn't jog along the canal towpath in Reading for fear of breaking your ankle on HMSO issue pattern briefcases...

They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

ADC

don't be so gullible you lot, its an obvious ruse to increase the amount of Party âdoorâ security agents and prevent large numbers of so called Party members (like that coffin dodging ingrate at Brighton last time) from bothering Our Dear Leaders Legacy.

'There is much to learn from the British: their reticence about disclosing details, their clear expertise in human intelligence, their non-hysterical reaction to very real threats. Many Americans may have an inferiority complex about things British -- the refinement, the style and, of course, those accents' -

LE

don't be so gullible you lot, its an obvious ruse to increase the amount of Party âdoorâ security agents and prevent large numbers of so called Party members (like that coffin dodging ingrate at Brighton last time) from bothering Our Dear Leaders Legacy.