Paris Hilton on toilet in knickers

Does Paris have herpes? Can you catch it from a toilet?

Paris landing helicopter to use German's Toilet

Paris Hilton reportedly landed her helicopter on a German farm so she could use the toilet.

"She gave the farmer a bit of a shock. Her bouncers even blocked the farm door so the family couldn't go inside their own house while she was using the loo." The star then allegedly spent another ten minutes on the startled farmer's porch, so she could smoke a cigarette. The unnamed farmer said: "She was cold as a fish, and cursed about the weather."

Paris Hilton flies in to the Germans farm on her helicopter, kicks him out of his house, and uses his bathroom. She's has to go to the toilet and gets all huffy when her helicopter pilot take too long getting her somewhere and she needs the bathroom.

The truth about Paris Hilton may have come out over her latest restraining order, you might have missed this particularly interesting section:
Quintana testified last month that his relationship with Hilton turned nasty after she overheard him informing her boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, that she might have a sexually transmitted disease.

"I wanted him to be aware of it--that she had herpes. To make sure he didn't catch anything. He informed me that he was [aware]," Quintana said.
He said Hilton interrupted his conversation with Niarchos and became "furious."
"She said, 'This is between the three of us; if this gets out you're a f***ing dead man,'" Quintana said. He claimed that after the exchange, he began receiving suspicious phone calls and started to believe his life was in "imminent danger."

So, if you happen to find yourselves on the dance floor with the heiress and she invites you back to her hotel room to participate in some carnal loving (the actual words she'll use), ask yourself this: Is a night with Paris worth a lifelong itch in your parts? Be careful out there, boys and girls and every other living thing that Paris Hilton would probably have sex with.