Just a quick note to say that today’s episode of Today with Des and Mel (with Chris Barrie’s appearance) is repeated between 2:40 – 3:25am on ITV1 – perfect for those of you who missed it due to CUNTING WORK. I’ll record it and give you any important snippets tomorrow.

(I can’t be arsed making any hilarious jokes for this one, so make some up yourself in the comments if you want.)