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Whisker, I Hardly Know Her...

2012-12-12 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

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Seen by some as merely as story about how someone disintegrates when they become isolated, or how we, as a society, disintegrate when isolated from one another, Roger Watersâ€™ semi-autobiographical rock opera about a burned out rock star who suffers a dark night of the soul while trying to examine his unhappiness Â â€” Â and along the way is haunted by his unhappy memories of his domineering mother, abusive schoolteacher and distant wife â€“ is a deliberate gape down dark, uncomfortable corridors of the soul, searching for that wounded child within; a work that uses complex narrative structures to express typical Modernist concerns such as the shattering of consciousness and the decay of modern society.Â Â Â Â Â Â

Maui Confidential -Â Swimming with sea turtles and manta rays, the best Mai Taiâ€¦ all of my favorite things to do, places to see and restaurants to dine in Maui. The Valley Isle, MYN style featuring videos, photos and more!

What Killed David Potts? -Â And why was his body never found?

Infinity -Â Earth is Heaven for Demonsâ€¦ Read an extended excerpt from this action-packed thriller.

Tearing Down The Wall: â€œComfortably Numbâ€Â - What is this song from Pink Floyd â€“ The Wall really all about? The answer may surprise you.

Also: MYN Audiobook excerpts, original rants, Fun with S.T.Dâ€™s, â€œWhoâ€™s On Crackâ€, The Interview with Jesus and my â€œTop 10 Dare to Be Awareâ€ travel tips.Â

Commercializing Christmas (a rant)

Kobo -Â http://bit.ly/W40CzNiBooks -Â http://bit.ly/RTwXcCNook -Â http://bit.ly/XGLJZkFREE Preview -Â http://bit.ly/RSx9taÂ Also the rant "Commercializing Christmas" from the book PORN VS CHICKENMy interview with Bulldog on WOCMÂ 3 other really great interviews about TEARING DOWN THE WALL that I did on launch day.

Three really great interviews I did for the release of TEARING DOWN THE WALL came out on the same day the book launched. I wanted to share them with you because theyâ€™re all very entertaining.

Hereâ€™s a podcast interview I did with J.C. Hutchins. Being a very talented writer himself, it was cool to get into some of how the things I found impacted the narrative behind whatâ€™s going on inÂ The Wall.Â

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Decode The Wall!

2012-11-14 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Â SECRETS OF THE WALL REVEALED!

Imagine dusting off a beloved album, comfortable as an old pair of jeans, and one day discovering that it goes much deeper down the rabbit hole than you ever envisioned. Â TEARING DOWN THE WALL - The latest MYN MindProduct for Kindle, Nook, iBooks, Kobo and in PaperbackÂ Amazon -Â Â Â http://bitly.com/RJJJMxAlso available for:Â

Kobo -Â http://bit.ly/W40CzNiBooks -Â http://bit.ly/RTwXcCNook -Â http://bit.ly/Q8Y32FÂ Also check out these great interviews with CC Chapman over at the blog at MyMusic:Â http://blog.mymusic.com/tearing-down-the-wall-an-interview-with-mark-yoshimoto-nemcoff/Â and this podcast with superstar author JC Hutchins:Â http://jchutchins.net/site/2012/11/14/podcast-interview-with-mark-yoshimoto-nemcoff-author-of-tearing-down-the-wall/
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PCH 2012: Mike Plays With Dolls (preview)

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PCH 2012: Women (preview)

2012-02-29 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

TheÂ brand new season of PCH is here!Â Today, Mark and Mike talk about their favorite topic:WOMEN... the fairer sex gets placed under the PCH microscope as the boys talk about what they like, don't like and there's even talk of a "telethon" for some of you dames out there.

But first we launch the show with the global debut of aÂ BRAND NEW SONGÂ from our forthcoming album, "Cruelhouse Rock." Oh, andÂ remember that news story about Vivid Video offering a million dollar deal to that British woman born with two vaginas?Â Well, Mark goes off on a rant about that... and trust me, you won't want to miss it.

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PCH: 2011 Holiday Cracktackular (repost)

2011-12-19 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

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Hey, one last free episode of PCH because I really appreciate the fanbase out there. Bask in the holiday glory of perennial PCH faves "The Interview with Jesus", "My Most Favorite Christmas Ever", "Santa's Gay" and "I'm Gonna Punch You in the Mouth for Christmas" and of course, "Just Stockings On" by the awesome MUNK.Â

Mike and I will be returning for another season of PCH in 2012... Stay tuned for details coming soon!Â

Oh, and PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On.. Â makes a great holiday gift! Plus, it's only 99 cents, you cheap bastards!Â

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PCH: 2011 Holiday Cracktackular

2011-12-15 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

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Hey, one last free episode of PCH because I really appreciate the fanbase out there. Bask in the holiday glory of perennial PCH faves "The Interview with Jesus", "My Most Favorite Christmas Ever", "Santa's Gay" and "I'm Gonna Punch You in the Mouth for Christmas" and of course, "Just Stockings On" by the awesome MUNK.Â

Mike and I will be returning for another season of PCH in 2012... Stay tuned for details coming soon!Â

Oh, and PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On.. Â makes a great holiday gift! Plus, it's only 99 cents, you cheap bastards!Â

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PCH: Mascots, Penn State and Kirk Cameron...

2011-11-22 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Why the hell are so many people so upset over American Indian mascots when the Indians aren't. Huh, South Dakota? Plus, we definitely do not give Penn State a passing grade and Mark goes double-barrel on Kirk Cameron for being a dick. This is the SEASON FINALE of PCH... maybe the last episode, ever...

DO YOU WANT PCH TO COME BACK FOR ANOTHER SEASON? Tell us you want us to continue all this FREE entertainment. Buy a copy of Mark's new book, Pacific Coast Hellway Presents:Â "PISSED OFF: Is Better Than Being Pissed On..."Â Just 99 cents! What the hell are you waiting for?

PISSED OFF contains extended versions of all the rants done this season on the show, plus 2 more exclusive rants you haven't heard before...

KINDLEÂ Â NOOK

(Coming Soon for iBooks)

Seriously, if enough copies are sold, we'll definitely come back for another season in early 2012... You want the show back, it's up to you... Pick up a copy for yourself and one for a friend.

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PCH: The Sitcom...

2011-11-15 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

The last PCH episode of the season will be delayed by a week so that we can bring you this special presentation of the PCH sitcom. Tune in next week for the season finale of PCH... possibly the last episode of PCH ever.Â

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO PCHÂ Â orÂ SUBSCRIBE TO PCH IN iTUNESÂ

Visit Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoffâ€™s blog atÂ Wordsushi.com

Listen to Mike Yusiâ€™s kickass music podcast:Â UC Radioâ€¦Â

TRANSISTOR RODEO is out in Paperback! For a limited time,Â order a signed copy of TRANSISTOR RODEO and get a signed copy of NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET for FREE!

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PCH: Lowering the Bar for Sainthood...

2011-11-09 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Wow. Here we are at episode 9 already. One more episode left in this season! So we ask the question:Â Are we indeed lowering the bar for sainthood? Is it just becoming some kind of popularity contest? Maybe it should be a reality show? Either way, Mike and I sink our teeth into this weighty topic.

And yes, we recorded this show like a month ago...

Oh, and one of PCH's most offensive bits ever!

CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBE TO PCHÂ Â orÂ SUBSCRIBE TO PCH IN iTUNESÂ

Visit Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoffâ€™s blog atÂ Wordsushi.com

Listen to Mike Yusiâ€™s kickass music podcast:Â UC Radioâ€¦Â

TRANSISTOR RODEO is out in Paperback! For a limited time,Â order a signed copy of TRANSISTOR RODEO and get a signed copy of NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET for FREE!

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PCH: You're in Trouble...

2011-11-01 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Here we are already at episode 8. Only two more after this one left in this season! Today, well... I'd like to say we're not engaging in a discussion about public urination, fat chicks and what happened to Ghadaffi... I'd like to say so, but it wouldn't be true. Oh, and today's word for some reason is "sodomazado"...

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Câ€™mon and LIKE theÂ MYN Books Facebook pageÂ - When it hits 1,000 Likes, one lucky follower will win a brand new Kindle or Nook

Visit Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoffâ€™s blog atÂ Wordsushi.com

Listen to Mike Yusiâ€™s kickass music podcast:Â UC Radioâ€¦Â

TRANSISTOR RODEO is out in Paperback! For a limited time,Â order a signed copy of TRANSISTOR RODEO and get a signed copy of NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET for FREE!

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PCH: Riot Season

2011-10-18 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Get yer pitchforks and torches, bitches! It's riot season here in the U.S. of A. Finally, Americans getting off their fat, lazy asses and standing up against the total ass reaming the middle class has taken by a government that wants to see the middle class eliminated.... or something like that. Damn, it's exciting to see American's own version of Arab Spring... Hey, stick it to them, Occupiers. I believe in capitol punishment, meaning I believe everybody in the Capitol should be punished.

Okay, now that's off my chest. It's time to rock some PCH. Mike and I decide to take on this lofty topic with our usual cynical indifference and then we get a visit from Doofy, who may or may not be fixing a roof and then I go apeshit about something that drives me nuts: anonymous internet commenting.

It's all right here... if you can handle it. It's NSFW, as if you didn't know that already.

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LIKE theÂ MYN Books Facebook pageÂ - When it hits 1,000 Likes, one lucky follower will win a brand new Kindle or Nook

Visit Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoffâ€™s blog atÂ Wordsushi.com

Listen to Mike Yusiâ€™s kickass music podcast:Â UC Radioâ€¦Â

And don't forget to VOTE FOR UC RADIO every day over atPodcastAwards.com

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WTF Happened to the Guitar in Pop Music?

2011-10-11 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Yeah, Mike and I have our theories what exactly happened to the guitar in pop music... and it ain't pretty! Oh yeah, there's a lot of finger pointing and culprits in the mix and damn, if we can't get to the bottom of this damn tragedy then nobody can.

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The PCH Guide to Dating

2011-10-04 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

This should really be a unisex design...Â

Yeah, you might think that two guys who have been married (no, not to each other. I know this is California, but that's not what I meant... pervert) should have no business telling everybody else how to go about their dating... you MIGHT think that... and you'd be horribly, horribly wrong. I know TONS of single people... well I know seven of them and they each weigh 450 pounds so that's about a ton and a half (I'll be here all week. Enjoy the veal) But seriously, I know lots of single folks out there and Mike and I just wanted to help out because if two total losers like us can find happiness then there's gotta be hope for the rest of you schmoes and schmoe-ettes... right?Â

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PCH: Autoerotic Asphyxiation

2011-09-27 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Here at PCH we tackle the hard topics. We discuss those things that you want to know about but don't know where to turn. We... oh, who am I kidding? We love talking about the stuff that will keep your earbuds buzzing. This week, get buzzed with a very frank discussion about female masturbation (stop giggling) and why women won't own up to it. Plus, a new twist on Sudoku called Bukkaku and lastly but not leastly, since we're on the subject of self-gratifaction, a big, fat MYN rant about Autoerotic Asphyxiation.Â

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Americans Sure Love to Eat

2011-09-20 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

We like to stuff our faces here in America. Is there any doubt? Look around you. There is food or the reminder of food everywhere you turn in this country. I'm not going to get all preachy about the quality of that food but hey, let's at least admit thatÂ mostÂ of that food advertised to us or dangled in front of your watering chops is comfort food. And nowhere is that more evident than your local fairground.... So today, Mark and Mike talk about some of the terrifying eats you can expect to find at your county fair or state fair... and some of it may not only give you heartburn but possibly nightmares as well.

Then after Mark and Mike perform the PCH classic "Who's on Crack?" it's time for Mark's takedown of Competitive Eating... it's a PCH rant you won't want to miss.

Second show of the season. We're in full gear and trust me, hilarity does ensue.

Buckle up! Let's ride!

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Find more books by Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff at:Â Wordsushi.com

And you need to be listening to Mike Yusiâ€™s fantastic music podcastÂ UC Radio

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Keep Your Kids Out of Showbiz...

2011-09-13 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Chris from New Zealand (PCH listener #1) inadvertently hooked us up with our first topic as we host an intervention to keep his daughter out of the music business. Think of it as â€œScared Straightâ€, the PCH way.

Plus, a new product for the ladies and an epic MYN rant about child beauty pageants.

Thatâ€™s right, weâ€™re baaaack! Our first episode of the new season of PCH is here. Think of it as a great big greased black leather glove full of comedy shoved into your ears. Hell yeah!

Donâ€™t be a douche and miss an episode! CLICK HERE TO SUBSCRIBEÂ Â orÂ SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES Â

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PCH Returns September 14, 2011

2011-07-26 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

THAT'S RIGHT! The always hilarious, sometimes reviled and never afraidÂ PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY,Â dubbed by Playboy Magazine as "The world's most offensively enlightened podcast" will return with a vengeance for a brand new season of 10 weekly episodes beginning on September 14, 2011. It'll be me and Mike, just like old times. There will be brand new rants like you've never heard them before, some classic bits and killer tunes.

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Super 8 Red Carpet & RIP Andrew Gold

2011-06-09 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

The coolest thing happened. I got a phone call to cover the red carpet premiere of the new JJ Abrams/Steven Speilberg movie "Super 8". Man, was that fun. Also, a sad goodbye to hit singer/songwriter Andrew Gold, the first person I ever interviewed on PCH back in 2005. So yes, I found part of that and tacked it onto the end of the show.Â

Pick up a copy of my noir thriller, "THE ART OF SURFACING" now available for Kindle and Nook.Â Â

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Go Forth and Kick Some Ass - excerpt

2011-04-21 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Part 1 of 3: includes the narrated Introduction and the chapters "Your Mission" and "Courage". You can find links to the Kindle Bestelling ebook "Go Forth and Kick Some Ass (Be the Hero of Your Own Life Story)" atÂ Wordsushi.com
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Always Be Creating

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Results Do Not Come Without Work

2011-03-30 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

99 CENTS? HAVE I LOST MY FREAKIN' MIND? Maybe. But for 2 WEEKS ONLY you can get three of my novels for Kindle for less than a buck! I'm dropping the price of THE DOOMSDAY CLUB, BADLANDS and the Parsec-Award winning NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET to a measly 99 CENTS! Three fantastic Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff page-turning thrillers for about the cost of a cup of coffee. How can you beat that?

Plus vent your Boss-killing fantasies. Submit a story to HOW I WOULD KILL MY BOSSÂ

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Koran Burning Cancer

2010-09-10 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Of course today's long-ass, long-winded discussion deals with the idiocy going on with this Florida church and their newly-aborted Burn a Koran on 9/11 Day plan... and then of course it just degrades into a lot of babble about stupidity and how it's killing us.

Plus, more news about my TV pilot and a new animated feature film project isn't really so new.Â

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Enemies Foreign and Domestic

2010-09-01 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

The Taliban says protests of the Mosque at Ground Zero help them raise money for their cause. Plus I read an article written by Mathias, an East German national who was raised behind the Iron Curtain and you'll be surprised of his grasp of what's going on here.

Old Spice Guy, You SUCK!

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School Districts Steal from Handicapped Kids and Food Addiction

2010-06-24 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

A friend of mine with a severely handicapped son is getting screwed a his school district who won't spend the federal funds paid to them to take care of the kid on the kid's care. How messed up is that?

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The PCH Christmas Holiday Spectacularium

2009-12-18 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

We almost taped episode 500 today but scheduling conflicts got in the way but for those of you who asked for "My Most Favorite Christmas Ever" and other PCH Holiday goodies, well... don't say I didn't give you anything this year.Â

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The Interview with Jesus

2009-12-02 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

If you have to blame someone, blame Brian from Audio Attitude. It was all his idea. He wanted to do this crazy bit and I remember by the time we got around to it, it was late, I was exhausted and I hadn't prepared a single thing. What happened... well, one could call it a holiday miracle.

So enjoy what amounts to a holiday tradition around these parts. The now-infamous INTERVIEW WITH JESUS

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PCH499: Crazy News Story - My Vagina Fell Out

2009-11-09 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

This news story, about a woman who claims her vagina fell out. Is terrible and should serve as a lesson to keep vigilant watch to make sure this doesn't happen to you... Especially you ladies out there.Â

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PCH487: I Know Why Betty Draper Will Never Cheat on Don on Mad Men

2009-09-28 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Today Mark and Mike talk about advertising and one of my favorite shows, Mad Men. I'll explain the "theme" of the recent episode as well as my theory as to why Betty Draper will never cheat on her husband.Â

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PCH480: Joe the Whore and Osama Bin Pussy

2008-12-10 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Oh that wacky Joe the Plumber once again makes the news with his comments slamming John McCain. And what's all this crazy talk about a robot love machine? Really? All this, GoDaddy Coupon Codes, music and more!

Music in today's show:

JUST STOCKINGS ON by MUNK

CHRISTMAS FEELING by THE BEN VAUGH SINGERS

Along with a special secret bonus music track!

Funny News - Better than Weekend Update - THINGS I LEARNED THIS WEEK

Subscribe to PACIFIC COAST HELLWAY - show you care, you cheap bastards.Â

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PCH478: The Nightmare is Over - Barack Obama Wins!

2008-11-05 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

I'm still in shock. For the first time in a long while I can hold my head up and say that I'm proud to be an American. This country does not belong to those who hate. This country does not belong to those who choose what's best for them at the expense of others. This country belongs to all of us. Today is truly a great day to be an American.Â

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Interview with Don LaFontaine from Nov. 2006

2008-09-12 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Don LaFontaine was a true artist. His voice was his brush and movie trailers his canvas and nobody has ever done it better. He passed away at the age of 68 on September 1, after a long illness I first learned about from his emails last year. He had been telling people that he was on the mend and I was pretty shocked and saddened to hear of his death. I was priveleged to get to work with Don professionally several times and was able to get him on the show in November of 2006.Â

Several of you out there, including Mike, have asked for me to repost this episode and as we approach the last episode of PCH coming up, I wanted all the newer listeners to hear this one last time.Â

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PCH474: Dan Patterson Calls in from the Democratic and Republican Conventions and the Sara Palin Diaries

2008-09-03 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Dan Patterson calls in from both conventions! Plus the Sarah Palin Diaries...

"Last of the Superheroes" by American Heartbreak

Subscribe to PCH in iTunes RSS Feed - Listen to UC Radio at: IMolestedMySister.com Check out my new show at: ThingsILearnedThisWeek.com TILTW on MEVIO.com! Subscribe: iTunes Zune RSS SUPPORT THE SHOW - Check out these SPECIAL OFFERS for YOU Need Frontline, K9 Advantix? Save 10 percent off your next order with 1800PetMeds.com coupon | discount | code â€œWEEKâ€ . Plus get FREE SHIPPING with orders over $39. How to use your 1800PetMeds coupon â€¢ 15% off sneakers, sporting goods, fan gear and more at EASTBAY.COM Use coupon code learned1 at checkout. Just enter at the end of your transaction. Or 20% off orders of $75 or more with coupon code learned2 Eastbay coupon code â€¢ Need a cheap domain name or affordable web hosting? Use these GoDaddy coupon | promo | discount codes PCH1 = save 10% off your entire order PCH2 = $5 off any $30 order PCH3 = $6.95 .com domains - $3 off!Â

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PCH472: Is Michael Phelps an Inspiration and Just Keep Squeezing...

2008-08-18 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Mark and Mike discuss whether Michael Phelps is really as big an inspiration as the media has made him out to be. Plus our new motto "Just Keep Squeezing"! Also, how to get noticed in a concert festival crowd and where to stand at the front in order to really see.

Read my feature article at Blender.com about the NEW AMERICAN MUSIC UNION

Plus check out my exclusive live performance videos from NAMU at Pacificcoasthellway.com

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PUSSY: The Musical - The Whole Thing: Part 1

2008-07-28 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

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I was sitting around thinknig about PUSSY: The Musical and how much I think it's one of our crowning achievements here at Pacific Coast Hellway during the last 3+ years. I've been wanting to put it all together as one long file for a while and just haven't gotten a chance to until now... and then it hit me that one long file would be about 90 minutes so I'm cutting it down to parts 1 and 2, each comprising 5 chapters... confused yet?

Plus, I wanted to make sure that all you Hellwayers and Hellwayettes knew that the PUSSY: The Musical soundtrack (in beautiful full resolution audio) was available at eMusic and Amazon.Â

PUSSY: The Musical (the audiobook) written and performed by MYN and Mike Yusi

Songs in Part 1

"Makes the World Go Round" written by MYN. Vocals by MUNK

"I Miss Your Pussy" written by and featuring vocals by MIKE YUSI

"Ho Down Tonite" written by MYN. Featuring slide guitar and vocals by RON BLOOM

"Pussy's Still on My Mind" written by MYN. Featuring vocals by PERRY BALDASSARI

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PCH467: Sex for Gas...

2008-07-02 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Happy 4th of July. Do you have plans? I do. Did you know that you can get gas for sex in Kentucky, which of course is commonly abbreviated as "KY". And I'm gonna get on your shit today and tell you why you don't deserve this show.Â

Songs in this episode:

Still in the Dark by ARANDA

She's Coming Down by BLAKE MORGAN

Breakin Bones in ABC Order by DROPOUT YEAR

Steal My Horses by BLACKSTRAP

Stop fucking around. Get these songs with your 35 free song downloads at IWantMyEmusic.com

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PCH466:Barack Obama and My Sex Wig.

2008-06-27 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Barack Obama and My Sex Wig. Just a quickie show about my new favorite song and the wool being pulled over our eyes. Are we such suckers that we don't see what this off shore oil drilling is all about?

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PCH464: Making a Perfect Mai Tai...

0000-00-00 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

I'm back. I'll tell you a bit more about Maui and play some songs. All of which you can get for free with your 35 free downloads at eMusic when you sign up for a free eMusic trial offer. And no, Tommy I'm not sick. The weight I lost was thanks to Nutri…

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The MYN Guide to Maui

0000-00-00 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Back in Maui and I want to get another show out but haven't had a chance. All of my recommendations from last year still stand including great places to eat and snorkel and how to make some great tropical-style mixed drinks no matter where you live s…

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TILTW: Week of May 9, 2008

0000-00-00 :: Mark Yoshimoto Nemcoff

Hillary still in the race, Israel turns 60, Sting's charity stung, Robbins without Baskin, Dina Lohan won a what?, Saddam Hussein's mostly irrational prison fear and yes indeed, there is a New Jersey Hall of Fame. These are the Things I Learned This …