Rock It, Roll It, Stomp It, Stroll It At The Coffin Hop!

The Coffin Hop has started and it’s your ticket to 8 days of mischief, mayhem and some pretty serious swag.

Almost 100 horror authors, publishers, podcasters, artists and other ne’er-do-wells have some excellent prizes up for grabs, myself included!

ABOUT THE COFFIN HOP
Not sure what this is all about? Check out my BLOG POST or head over to the COFFIN HOP website for all the details and a listing of all the websites you can visit to win some goodies.

HOW TO ENTER

Every Coffin Hopper is hosting their own contest, so prizes and contest rules vary.

To win my super-secret deliciously dark swag bag, use the widget below to do each of the following tasks (the same widget can be found on my Facebook page). Just clik the “DO IT” link under each task to complete it – easy peasy! Every one you complete will earn you an entry into my giveaway (and I will be automatically notified when you do each one):

Tweet about the Coffin Hop (once per day. The message is already pre-filled for you. Just click!)

NEW!Creative Ways to Die! What’s the most crafty, cunning, tricksy way you would eradicate someone (fictionally, of course)? Enter your idea below!

Not bad, huh?If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Otherwise, I wish you all luck!

NOTE: If the widget does not work or if you decide to enter the contest by manually following the above Twitter accounts, tweeting and following me on Facebook, be sure to let me know in the comments, in case I miss your entries!

And if you already follow me and want to be entered into the contest, just say so below!

Watch for more treats throughout the Coffin Hop, including sneak peeks at the loot you can win from me, as well as some extra goodies that everyone can enjoy!

3) THIS TOUR STARTS: Monday, October 24, 2011 at Midnight (PST)
THIS TOUR ENDS: Monday, October 31, 2011 at Midnight (PST)
Winners will be drawn and posted November 1, 2011

4) MEET AND MINGLE WITH THE AUTHORS! EXPERIENCE A NEW DESTINATION AT EVERY STOP! PARTICIPATE IN EVERY SITE’S CONTEST AND BE ENTERED FOR CHANCES TO WIN MULTIPLE PRIZES! EVERY BLOG VISITED IS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO WIN!

5) PARTICIPATION AT ALL SITES IS RECOMMENDED, BUT NOT REQUIRED. THE MORE SITES YOU HOP, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING PRIZES.

I have done it all in the name of the dark swaggy bag of dark swagginess. I also beat a promiscuous teenager to death with C.W. LaSart, by which I mean I actually grasped CW by the head and swung her around in a wide repeating arc, repeatedly pummeling said teen until the screaming stopped. Now where’s my candy?

Love the contest options! The most cunning or tricksy way to whack someone… I’ll go far-fetched so I don’t get in trouble…heh.
I’d scare them, let them run – and herd them into the path of an oncoming train or other, high-speed vehicle.

1. Following you on twitter (lilmamaj81)
2. Liked your author page on FB (Jennifer Railey Smith)
3. Following your review site on twitter
4. Liked your review site on FB
5. tweeted about coffin hop ~ http://twitter.com/#!/lilmamaj81/status/129938811252772864
6. I would definitely go with poisoning. Very little chance of getting caught and I am sure there are several different ways to go about it.

Following you on Twitter and liked both your FB pages. And my creative way to kill someone below should be entry no. 4:

How about tying up and gagging someone in a rat-infested warehouse, cutting incisions into their skin and sticking smelly cheese into the still-bleeding wounds? You could even stick cheese into their eyes, ears and nose.