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Greetings, Wonketeers, from the Sunshine State, where it’s presently 70 degrees and there’s nary a cloud in the sky — enjoy your digging out, New England — which almost makes up for us being America’s Yellow Skittle. Almost.
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Well it is obviously Media Matters Day here on your Wonket, as they are our “idiotic Fox & Friends video” go-to, and Fox & Friends is on somewhat of a tear! Now? They’re just asking! why NBC would give Barack Obama such a wet, tonguey blow job by doing … a Hurricane Sandy benefit? Is that because hurricane relief and disaster management have liberal biases? (Of course it is. And it’s obviously just Not Fair to mention a hurricane right after a hurricane happens, when Barack Obama is good at cleaning up after hurricanes, and Mitt Romney is bad at it.) But it is also because they are putting a whole bunch of rock stars on a stage, right before an election, and they are all liberals, and as Steve Doocy plaintively demanded, “HOW IS NBC GOING TO CONTROL WHAT PEOPLE SAY???” Read more on Fox & Friends: Why Doesn’t NBC’s Hurricane Sandy Telethon Have More People Who Sneer At People Who Need Help?…

If there’s one thing Democrats can count on, it’s that New Jersey billionaire Bruce “He’s The Boss” Springsteen will play lots of his songs for the presidential candidate, who will then lose the election. That’s why Republicans are so excited about Springsteen playing a couple of songs at Obama’s Acceptance Concert on Thursday. Read more on Bruce Springsteen Will Doom Obama’s Campaign, Too…

Everybody wants a piece of Bon Jovi. [New York Times]
Economic conservative? Is that what Romney is? [Wall Street Journal]
Tony Blankly wishes it was 1994 again. [Washington Times]
For New Years, John Kerry is going to get over it. [Los Angeles Times]
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Page Six: A Hamptons fundraiser for Sen. Hillary Clinton, featuring an acoustic Jon Bon Jovi concert, went bad last week when organizers neglected to provide chairs for the guests. “It wasn’t done Hamptons-style,” said one social X-ray. [NYP]
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