How about a Safety
Pacifier Bib This one has the pacifier attached to the bib...."No
more picking the pacifier up off the floor or seeing it tumble out of the stroller and
onto the ground." And it's only $10.95 plus shipping! What a deal.

I hate to do this to my
favorite TV show, The Simpsons. I just wish Maggie would grow up and dump the pacifier!

A crystal
pacifier! Only $10.95 marked down from $21.95.
Ad copy: "3/4 of an inch in height and makes a wonderful gift for new born
members of the family by commorating this special occasion and joyous event!"

Sorry, Storknet
This link alone might not get you listed on the page: "The Dreaded Spit-Ups ~
aka the Exorcist Baby" , but this one will: "Visit our bottle feeding links on
the internet"

This Ad appeared in the Montgomery Ward flyer of the Chicago Tribune 1/17/99

Mother feeding with baby bottle. What gives here? Does the mattress
company nor The Chicago Tribune know that doctors recommend breastfeeding as the best way
to feed your baby? Do they not care that so many children are getting 2nd best?

This is an ad in the Chicago Tribune in January, 1999, taken out by
Lake Forest Hospital in Illinois. Notice the headlines on the sides: "This is a Great
Beginning" and "Smiles, Hugs And Music." What is this, a Marriott Hotel?
They say, "You're a Guest, Not a Patient." Then, why do they want to incarcerate
midwives for "practicing medicine without a license." Not a patient; incredible
admission.

Of course they don't tell you that in 1992 (the latest statistics
available) Lake Forest Hospital had a 27.6% Caesarian Section rate (508 out of 1,841 live
births) and NO neonatal ICU provisions. Perhaps you have improved since then, Lake
Forest Hospital? If so, please send me your latest statistics.