My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Amway Ambots Love Love Love Trading Business Cards

When we were in Amway the assholes in our upline told us that now we were
“business owners” to figure out a business name to call the company. To hell
with going through any proper measures to legally register the business name
just in case someone else has already legally registered it. Just choose a name
and use it. And then because you “own your own business” you can give yourself
any title that you choose.

Then the ambots are told to make up business cards to pass out to potential
prospects and customers so they’d run out and buy business card sheets so they
could make up their own cards on their computer. Mostly ambots passed out these
business cards among themselves because nobody else wanted them and they would
all ooohhh and aaaahhhh with all the fakey nicey nice over the top compliments.
I saw more fucked up pieces of shitty pretend businesses on these cards than
you could imagine.

Like any nightmare I don’t remember any phony ass business names that ambots
chose for their phony business but some of the titles I remember. And the
business cards looked like shit. The home made jobs where you use some clip art
program on your computer to put a beach or mansion or sports car or sacks of
money on the business card. I don’t remember anyone using Amway logo but I do
remember some of them using pictures of Amway products which is probably a
violation of Amway’s policy but ambots don’t give a flying fuck about those
kind of details.

So I’d get passed these business cards that would read something like:

My Fucked Up Phony Ass Amway Business

Asshole Ambot

President and CEO of Bullshit

The titles were all over the place: president, CEO, manager, vice president
of operations – those vice president titles would be on the wife’s business
cards! That’s how it is in Amway. The wives are always second. Oh what the fuck
am I thinking! Wives are way further down than second!

That’s part of running a phony business with a phony business name. You can
give yourself a phony business title to make you look all big and important.

What are better titles that should be on Amway Ambot business cards? Or at
least more honest titles:

Fucking Asshole

Liar

Scammer

Sack Of Shit

Dumb Fuck

Phony Bastard

Loser

Troublemaking Bastard

Head Bullshitter

Miserable Son Of a Bitch

Ass Kisser

Dreamstealer

Negative Bastard

Angry Piece of Shit

Sneering Snide Son of A Bitch

These ambots sit around at work all day dreaming of how rich they’re going
to be thanks to Amway and how they own their own business and how that makes
them better than everyone else they work with and they got the business cards
to prove it.

Putting on a business suit, pretending how busy you are on your cell phone,
and playing 8pm warrior going to Amway meetings, and passing out phony ass
business cards with fake names and titles does not make you a real business
owner.

1 comment:

Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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I'm married to a former Ambot - one of those annoying commissioned Amway salespeople. Fortunately he saw the light of the horrible cult he was part of and ended his association. I'm here to report on the crap he took and I had to put up with. Hoping I might be able to help some poor souls who find themselves in the same situation I was - married to an ambot.