We’ve ALL Done It

I’m a very sensitive touch-panel screen, easily hurt. Before they ever test my abilities, some people assume I’m going to be difficult and decide to show me who’s boss by jabbing me with enough force to poke someone’s eye out. The next time someone does that I’m going over to The Dark Side of the Force. Maybe a ream of copies flying out into the room will show them who’s boss. They’ll need an exorcist.