"There were three of us in this relationship. Its been a traumatic time for me. My husband spends countless nights away from home in a fabulously furnished batchelor pad and is never contactable by phone. He constantly says the third party's name, and is seen quarrelling and bickering with this third party just like a married couple, so the time has come. Every move, every discussion, and even his dreams revolve around this other person, and I cant take anymore.

I am filing for divorce on the grounds of adultery and Gordon can then spend the rest of his life with David Cameron and I can move on"