Wow, the National Enquirer and In Touch both are so so so accurate in what they write. I couldn't imagine them printing a fake story to increase their sales within the pearl clutching set—of which Enty seems to have joined.

In all seriousness, leaving her when she's just had a baby is a pretty shoddy thing to do. Having said that, my best piece of advice is that all nannies should be older and more unattractive than the child's mother.

Kendra always stuck me as a snotty bitch. As per wife swap, when her son was only barely 2, he was in preschool from 8 to 5!!!!!!! Her husband is sup to be nicest guy and treats her great. I think she misses her old whore life, and wants it it back. She prob got pregnant maybe not on purpose, and they stuck it out for the baby. I hope nurse wasnt with Hank because he was so despondent.

Ain't none of y'all ever had a toddler and a newborn? Things can get CRAZY in a flash – maybe it's just loco time around there right now, but it'll settle down after awhile. Hell, they might have done rock, paper, scissors to see who got to go to the nice, quiet motel room where no one was screaming or needing their butt wiped.

@derek I surely miss my old whore life….I just don't have the stamina or patience anymore

@violet, yes I be breathing the ame air as you! The weather is indeed fabulous and we have arrived at our Soho abode for a few nights…tonight is our anniversary and Mr Mae is taking to a surprise location for dinner….he said I should wear a dress, lucky I brought one! Lol

We Need to write a soft core porn here , people. Title: The Nurturing Nanny (it's a working title….jeeze!)Opening scene:(fashionably dressed woman descends stair, pulling on matching gloves to business style suit)To Butler holding doorknob- "Please tell Mr Jackson, I will be home late.I'll be in Production meetings 'til after 9. If He decides to go to work, Please message me so I may mark it on my Calender."

Once when I had a toddler and a newborn I received flowers from my husband with an apology note. Apparently we had an argument in the middle of the night and I didn't even remember it. It's off the charts crazy time.

Pinching the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger he took a deep breath, trying to ward of the seemingly ubiquitous headaches he had when his wife spoke. He decided he had better see what the kids were up to… No doubt the new nanny had planned something fun…

And if it was fun for kids, might be fun for him too. He watched his wife, impeccibly dressed, with such acwarm smile but such a cold heart, drive away. His little boy came over and crawled into his lap. " Why doesnt mommy like us?", he asked. His heart was breakingvin two when the nanny walked in. Tall, built like a beauty, she bent down to pick up the little boy, flashing miles of cleavage, and smiled warmly at him. "Hey! Want to join us today? We're going swimming! Umm, the only thing is, I usually swim nude with children. Is that okay?" Run with that cdaners!!!

Sex scenes: If I have to assign them, then your heart won't be in it…1st time- kitchen- late at night (making cocoa for the restless child)2nd- nap time (use mirrors, please)3rd- breast feeding-late night (inappropriate use of stuffed animals would be nice)Caught! Sex- Voyeur can be wife but other staff is o.kCaught! Sex- Wife needs nurturing tooMenage (with or without voyeur, up to you)Let's get busy people! : D

Yep – I am wondering if this baby is Hank's. I will never forget – at their wedding, she was crying and Hank reached up to gently brush the tear away and Kendra swatted his hand away. Yep, this one will last I thought (sarcasm – but why am I explaining myself on this site?).

I like this couple, but to be honest I am surprised it has lasted this long. She should have tried harder to stay on E! to keep the checks coming. At least she's done better than Holly or Bridget and Hank seems like a genuinely nice guy.

I'm with Frufra. Having a newborn can be pretty stressful. There were a couple to times I was totally rude to Mr. Beth. I'm sad for the kiddos if their parents have split but hopefully it's just some sort of PPHoliday.

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