According to a complaint filed by Pak's Jewelers in Milwaukee, Joe Johnson of the Atlanta Hawks placed a $74,389.20 order for a variety of bejeweling accessories but "never paid any portion of the monetary balance."

Sure, those items are worth $5,907.20 less than what the Pak men are billing for (parts and labor?), but you can't put a price tag on tricked-out rosaries. However, commenter Dizzle poses a very interesting theory:

The Atlanta Hawks were not in Milwaukee in either July or October of 2010. I find it hard to imagine that Mr. Johnson would make a special trip to our little hamlet for custom jewelry when I am sure that there are ample jewelry stores in the Atlanta metro area as well as whereever he resides in the off-season.