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Tuesday, July 7, 2015

A Chewy.com American Journey

Bentley: “Y’all are not going to believe who sent us an extra box as a surprise. It was our friend, Miss Sydney from Chewy.com. This was no ordinary delivery either. No, sirree!”

Pierre: “It was incredible…stupendous…ground-breaking…and it was for us! I wish that y’all could smell this picture. Don’t because it would nasty up your screen, but believe me, it smells sensational. The thing about this package is it really is from Chewy.com.”

Bentley: “What he means is that Chewy.com now has its own brand of high-quality single protein snacks. They call it “American Journey” and it is sourced, packaged, and distributed in the U.S.A. It is obvious that Chewy made these with my happiness in mind. Well, knowing Chewy they probably were thinking of all pets, but I’d like to think it was me in particular.”

Pierre: “Oh, they were definitely thinking of moi when they sent this package of American Journey Beef Bully Bites. It isn’t just one bully stick, no-no, it is a BAG of bully sticks. Are you wondering what the list of ingredients is on these tasty Bully Bites? Only one single thing…beef pizzle! That’s right! No artificial colors, not artificial flavors, preservatives or corn, wheat or soy. Life just doesn’t get much better than this, my friend.”

Bentley: “You are preaching to the choir, Pierre! I’ll love the Bully Bites. How about this bag of Just Turkey Jerky? They also only have one ingredient, turkey! They are so delish that my mouth waters at the thought of them. Dang, I need a paper towel down here. Mom, would you please hand me a paper towel and the scissors so I can open one of these bags?”

Me: “I’ll open the Just Turkey Jerky and let you try them. The big Bully Wrapped Rib Dog Treat will have to wait along with the Curly and 6” Bully Stick. Nobody had better claim the American Journey bag because it is mine!”

Pierre: “Aha! You did not mention the Beef Bully Bites. That means after the Turkey Jerky we can have a Bully Bite. You did not say that we couldn’t. Isn’t that right, Bentley? We can give her the tote bag.”

Bentley: “I think that Pierre has you on what is referred to in the legal system as a ‘technicality.’ It seems the only legal way to proceed is to give us one of each. I have an attorney friend named Ernie Von Schnitzel and he happens to love Chewy.com and treats. I can consult with him. By the way, the bandana is mine!”

Me: “There is no need to bother Ernie. I will think about giving y’all one later tonight, after a walk and some playtime. You both can wear the bandana. How is the American Journey Turkey Jerky?”

Bentley & Pierre: “Phe-nom,nom,nom, nominal! Let’s follow Chewy.com on their American Journey. It is one delicious brand and we give it our highest rating!

Me: “Our friends can order their own treats from Chewy.com. If you order before 4:00 p.m. they will ship your goods out the same day! We love Miss Sydney and Chewy.com and thank them so much for allowing us a sneak preview of their new line!

*The Just Turkey Jerky and Beef Bully Bites are not for sale yet, but the single Bully Sticks are ready to be ordered!

OMD OMD No need to worry... I (Ernie the Attorney) say.... You get All the Treats... and she can have the Bag to transport your stuffs... OMD aren't the American Journey thingys OUTTA THIS WORLD Delicious... We are glad that YOU like them too.... GRAND snacks and so many good ones to CHEWS From... We are CRAZY over all of the thingys from CHEWY.COM... butt the American Journey stuffs... WOW Grand Values and Super SAFE Snacks... that come to our homes... FAST.