HELL YES. Nobody remembers how to drive on snow/ice/slush/rain. Yes, I included rain. No, I’m not kidding.

At least that’s not as bad as it is in Texas though. On the rare occasion that it snows even a LITTLE bit (i.e. maybe an eighth of an inch, except it melts the moment it hits the ground and thus could be considered rain for all intents and purposes) everyone COMPLETELY forgets how to drive.

I actually disagree with that. I only moved from the Puget Sound region last year, after decades there, and I spent over twenty years cursing the fact that most of the time people are okay but given a couple months’ sunshine the rain would start in the fall and suddenly everyone’s all “ZOMG rain on the road! How do I drive in this?” again. Insane.

New Yorkers don’t know how to drive. Well, some of them do, but then the ones who don’t get in their way and it all becomes a big mess. And in New Jersey, they don’t know how to build roads. A New Yorker in New Jersey is a very dangerous thing

That’s supposed to be a viking? Vikings never had horns in their helmets, that’s a misconception which came from how afraid people were of them. Don’t know about the Gaels though, i’ve heard they had horns, but havn’t checked it