McRemoval

Reports are that Disney’s Animal Kingdom’s Restaurantosaurus restaurant will be eliminating its McDonald’s food, replacing it with dining items more appropriate to the area’s prehistoric theme. According to rumor, the new menu involves cloned woolly mammoths and some kind of trilobite-related breakfast item.

The removal of McDonald’s food items will take more than a month, giving hasmat teams enough time to ensure that every last trace is gone.