I'd never have a cat in my house not even once. They're totally subservient beings who demand way too much of your time and attention. And they still hate you for not giving them more of your time and attention.

Confirmed: Joe was a fat kid. I bet he made Kraft Dinner two boxes at a time when he was a kid.

Haha I was a skinny ass kid doe. Played all day everyday. I wished back then I would gain some weight but my parents aren't fat so even doe I ate a lot it was healthy and I burned it all. Were you fat? How fat? Why were you fat? Were your parents fat?
Caca