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This NSFW Dorm Room Love Letter Is The Most WTF Thing You’ll Ever See (Picture)

The very first thing I want to do is distance myself from this entirely. I do not endorse this method of courting, nor do I agree with the overall message of the suitor.

It’s not often that I’m genuinely taken aback after seeing something online, but there was something about this picture (namely everything) that made me question what I was doing with my life.

There isn’t much of a back story as far as I can tell. The original thread linking to this picture of the worst love letter ever written described it only as a “wonderful gift” and, in all fairness, it is just about as wonderful as a fridge adorned with the poetry of a sociopath and filled with raw meat and used condoms can be.

So I post this with the hope that people will somehow find humor in it because that’s the only way to cope after seeing something this terrifying.

I’ve been telling myself it’s funny because it’s so incredibly bizarre and over the top. Maybe you’ll laugh at the notion that anyone this twisted actually exists and that this is, in fact, a screenshot from a poorly conceived film school project.

Do whatever you need to make sense of things. You’ve been warned. The full text is below if you really want to read it.

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Connor Toole is Elite Daily’s Senior Humor Writer and resident giant, standing at 6’ 10”. He graduated from Boston College, where he majored in something he immediately regretted. His interests include Mark Ruffalo.

Connor Toole is Elite Daily’s Senior Humor Writer and resident giant, standing at 6’ 10”. He graduated from Boston College, where he majored in something he immediately regretted. His interests include Mark Ruffalo.