Hello

I'm the Coquette, or CQ for short. It's a pleasure to meet you.

“Who are you?”

Like I said, I’m the Coquette, but you can call me CQ if you like.

People wearing ties have called me “one of the internet’s most irreverent personalities with a reputation for scathingly intelligent pop culture commentary,” which is nice of them, but really, I’m just a former party girl who managed to turn being a smart ass into a regular gig.

“No, really. Who are you?”

No, really. I’m not telling. It doesn’t matter who I am anyway.

I have a whole other buttoned-up professional life where nobody knows about all this crazy shit I do on the side. For a while I even designed collections of handbags and jewelry. Still, first and foremost, I am a writer.

“Wait, so you’re an anonymous internet personality? What’s that about?”

I have no idea. I’ve been doing this shit for more than half a decade, and I honestly couldn’t tell you how any of it happened. None of it was planned. It was a joke that turned into a hobby that turned into a second career.

I started out blogging about my drug fueled Hollywood escapades, and I eventually found myself writing professionally. I love this shit. I really do.