Ever wondered how the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders get ready for a season? They stay in shape, eat right, work on their tans, go on a Cowboys cheerleader retreat where they shoot guns, roasting a hog, drive hopped up golf carts and just concentrate on being hot.

I’ve been high on the Houston Texans cheerleaders for their in-season creativity, but the Cowboys still win the training camp retreat category. I’m easily swayed by cheerleaders shooting rifles. In fact, it should be a requirement for every NFL cheerleading team to take their ladies to shoot guns. And all of it should be put on Twitter or Instagram. And they should be wearing shredded jorts.