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In which i interview myself

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So this is a rare thing so I thought I’d write about it because basically, that’s what I do. Write about whatever the hell I want. I just called Kevin at work and we had the following conversation.

Me: “Hey, what cha doing?”

Kevin: “I’m working, what about you?”

Me: “I’ve been interviewing myself.”

Kevin: “What do you mean?”

Me: “Yep, I’ve been so productive that I can’t believe it so I decided to interview myself on my own awesomeness!”

Kevin: “… and how did that go?”

Me (interviewer): “Like this! Well Lynn, I see you’ve been incredibly productive today? Why did you decide to have such an amazing morning?”

Me (interviewee): “Well Lynn, I’m glad you asked. Every once in a while I see that there is actually a lot of SHIT that needs to be done and I decide to kick into gear and do it. That way when I want to be a complete sack nobody bugs me about it!”

Me (interviewer): “So Lynn, what exactly did you accomplish?”

Me (interviewee): “Are you kidding me? I did three, count them, three things. First I went to the DMV and stood in a long line to get Keely’s Handicapped permit. Then I went to the bank and did Andie’s bank deposit from three months ago and finally, I went to the Apple store and picked up some installation stuff for the Apple TV so basically, I’m on fire and if you count my workout I’ve already done four things and its only 10:25.”

Kevin: “…wow…”

Me: “So, that’s how my interview was going but then I got bored and decided to tell you about it instead?”

Kevin: “So you are capable of doing stuff occasionally?”

Me: “Well, yeah…I’m capable but who wants to do all this boring stuff?”

Me (again): “Hey, you’re not going to hold this productivity against me are you?”

You are WAAAY ahead of me! What I thought were allergies turned out to be a cold so thanks to the good drugs I took last night I didn’t wake up until a little after 10am. Hubby took pity on me and took the dog out and made the coffee (both usually my job, more often than not). Most productful (it’s a word. I made it. It’s mine.) thing I’ve done is posted the blog entry I wrote last night. Oh and reply here…that was productful too, right?Sharon Heg recently posted..A Conversation With My Dog