The 20 Creepiest Santas

It’s probably best to not let your kid climb up on the lap of these Santas. Santa’s got a bit of a hangover and that glimmer in his eye isn’t Christmas cheer. From hobo Kris Kringles to zombified St. Nicks, these are 20 Santas you don’t want creeping down your chimney.

Those Santa eyes have seen the darker side of Christmas for sure.

Santa’s got a bad pill habit, kids.

Santa’s about to get a Yule log in his pants – heyo!

Great job, parents. You just handed your child over to a zombie.

Look at that villainous smile, who knows what sort of terrifying things Santa’s got planned for those kids back at his workshop.

“F*ck my life.”

You can run but you can’t hide. Santa WILL find you. Santa ALWAYS finds you.