I think she meant dildo. And the answer is it should have zero calories, unless you've covered it in coconut oil.

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I am so glad I am not the only person who thought of a red velvet dildo. Although to be honest my first thought was armadillos, but i'm translating something that talks about armadillos so whatever.http://store.veganessentials.com/red-ve ... p3710.aspxno calorie count, though.

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