All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. (Quote by - Bob Dylan)

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them. (Quote by - Sacha Guitry)

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. (Quote by - Farrah Fawcett)

The man that blushes is not quite a brute. (Quote by - Edward Young)

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. (Quote by - Anne Bradstreet)

While farmers generally allow one rooster for ten hens, ten men are scarcely sufficient to service one woman. (Quote by - Giovanni Boccaccio)

What a dreadful thing it must be to have a dull father. (Quote by - Mary Mapes Dodge)

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. (Quote by - Irwin Corey)

Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon them. (Quote by - Anonymous)

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her. (Quote by - Jenny Weber)

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Quote by - F. M. Knowles)

We have not passed that subtle line between childhood and adulthood until we move from the passive voice to the active voice -- that is, until we have stopped saying "It got lost," and say, "I lost it.". (Quote by - Sidney J. Harris)

There must be some reason why a man must be convinced, while a woman must be persuaded. (Quote by - Robert B. Fleming)

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. (Quote by - Confucius)

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. (Quote by - Robert Frost)

Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence. (Quote by - Wedding Toast)

He knows little, who will tell his wife all he knows. (Quote by - Thomas Fuller)

For a male and female to live continuously together is...biologically speaking, an extremely unnatural condition. (Quote by - Coty Perfume Ad)

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. (Quote by - Helen Rowland)

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not. (Quote by - James Joyce)

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. (Quote by - Navaho Saying)

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. (Quote by - David Bissonette)

I married beneath me. All women do. (Quote by - Cher)

Women are the real architects of society. (Quote by - Harriet Beecher Stowe)

Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance? (Quote by - Margo Kaufman)