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2014 saw the street in front of my residence impacted by the actions of T.P.ghouls. what is T.P.? toilet paper, you know to wipe yur ass.

this yeer mischief nite or goosey nite fell on a friday. mischief nite happens the day before hollow weenie which is on a saturday. this yeer i decided to get my powerful bright flash lites and jazz the T.P. ghouls.

no go, the folks across the street fired up their chimera and had a mischief nite bonfire. i check 3 times. they were out pretty late so i gave up. who ever papered the street last yeer wuz put off by the guys hanging out around the old camp fyre, no doubt telling ghost stories. i could hear their voices but not what they wuz saying.

it wuz enough to banish the T.P. ghouls. although i had little or no opinion of the folks across the street i dare say their standing increased in my estimation.

just a warning….worthless and useless dribble drabble alert! this is an unreasonably long and thorough analysis of something that doesnt matter.

an old eye tal yan dude by the name of fermi once axed dat question. he wuz referring to “little green men” from mars or somewhere further out.

it became a paradox and even a paradigm.

astronomers say they “saw” a ring of debris around a star and by logical elimination have arrived at the conclusion it is an ET civilization. that’s what the headlines say. when one reads the article one finds out nothing wuz seen.

although light wuz used, it wasdnt imaged. a spectrograph wuz used and also the pulses of light were counted. most of the articles have a pretty pick chure. what it is is an “artist’s rendering”.

astronomers dictated to an artist what to portray from the data. you ever see data? it can be values in a spead sheet, a series of zeros and ones that from the instruments read outs. no one saw anything.

i got a couple of telescopes. i can set it up on a clear nite and i can “see” joobidder’s red spot and hiz moons or the rings of saturn. i can even set it up to see yur anus.

and those planets they discover every day now? inferred from the wobble of the main star. no direct observation. data must be interpolated and then it can be interpreted depending on one’s agenda.

i supposed with superior optics some nearby stars and lanets can be seen directly. i saw one such photo. by nearby i mean many light years away.

uhmerika cant even return to the moon. now going to mars will always bee 20 yeers away just like fusion power. no flying cars, no jet packs, no cure for the common cold or cancer. yeah sure we will just hop on a warp drive space ship and do the round trip in time to be home for dinner.

some boffins say that ET wont be human and not even alive biologically. these boffins say it will be a machine AI.

these boffins save the machines will have insights we cannot hope to understand. these other entities may experience reality that we cannot. the technology they use will appear like magic when we see it but be totally invisible otherwise.

alien indeed. we may only be able to contact and communicate with lifeforms similar to our own. consider that humans can really communicate with other primates. what about whales and dolphins? many whales are on the verge of extinction due to over hunting and habitat destruction.

imagine if aliens came here just to take human sperm to light their lamps. sperm whales.

elon musk sez we should barrage mars with at tommik weapons to geo form it for colonization. elon musk sez we shouldnt develop strong AI probably becuz strong AI will barrage humanity with at tommik weapons. think skynet. one would imagine ET being terminators. i think kurt vonnegut jr. covered that concept in “the sirens of titan”.

just a warning….worthless and useless dribble drabble alert! (this is an unreasonably long and thorough analysis of something that doesnt matter)

ben franklin invented day lite savings times becuz he wuz an asshole. he wanted to work harder and longer than anyone else.

what if i want to study the stars at night? well, in uhmerika everyone is hooked into the 1 hour ahead thingy. i miss out on meat eaters and other transient phenomena.

FART! i say. FART! did you know old ben, so scientific a boffin from the 18th century, wuz an anti-vaxxer. yup, 10 of hiz kidz died becuz he wouldnt inoculate them. dont believe me look it up.

for plus and minus of direct current electricity old ben just guessed. he got it right, 50/50 you know and got lucky with the whole kite on a string in a thunderstorm instead electrocuted or burned to a crisp.

if anyone saw yur kidz flying a kite in a thunderstorm yur ass would be all child protection agency and even mebbe swatted.

the argument that “ben invented day lite savings time so it must be good” is invalid.

but i suggest a compromise. how about we adjust the clocks forward 30 minnits ahead of localtime and leave them there. it’s the switching back and forth that messes folks up. time is arbitrary and relative. i say we be it’s master and not it’s slave. especially a slave to some dumb assed founding father. a man who wanted to make the turnkey the national bird. i flip old ben the bird. FART! oh, yeah, old ben wrote an essay about farting proudly which is probably the only thing of hiz that haz withstood the test of time.

“I know that every person is a human with troubles and cares and a deep inner emotional life. I know that you can’t judge a book by its cover, or make gross generalizations about people. I know that looking at a gathering of wealthy, white, attractive young people and making generalizations about them is no different than looking at a group of kids on a basketball court above 110th street in Manhattan and making generalizations.

But hoo boy, uber rich white people make me want a super soaker full of India ink.*

*this originally said “make me want to punch some faces” but violence is never the answer. Ruining shitty overpriced clothes is sometimes the answer, though.”

this is provided as fair use for social commentary and anthropological study on important issues of our day.

just a warning….worthless and useless dribble drabble alert! (this is an unreasonably long and thorough analysis of something that doesnt matter)

saturday i made bread with the solar generator. the bread maker label sed it uses 500 watts so i decided to try out one of the 600 watt inverters, the samlex. two 32 AH bats in parallel. it worked!

the cuisinart bread maker (model BMKR-200) haz a 1 1/2 lb quick bread function for 1 hour cycle. it drew up to 80 amps while kneading but continuously 40 amps (craftsman clamp meter) for rise and bake. saturday wuz around 50 degrees and the cooling fan cycled on for 30 seconds and off for 2 minnits.

today sunday being sunny this morning i decided to make another loaf using the xantrex 600. this haz three 32 AH bats in parallel. the bread maker drew only 32 amps from that set up. although the label on the bread maker sed 500 watts i never saw the display on the xantrex go over 420 watts. it wuz 45 degrees F this late morning and the cooling fan never came on.

so it looks like i have some usage for those 600 watt inverters. the samlex is rated for 600 watts contin but the xantrex is 600 watts for 15 minnits but 540 watts contin. either one worked really well… AND…i get to deny the utility company. DENY! DENY! DENY!

on both days i brewed yet more coffee with my portable solar generators. the price per cup is really dropping. i noticed that coffee brewed using solar power tastes better than coffee brewed with utility juice. i’ll warrant that the bread will also taste better. YUMMY!

if someone had stock in utility companies and got dividends from folks using lots of electricity, then i can understand why they would think such a post is useless and worth less dribble drabble. dont fall for it. deny centralized power distribution. true uhmerikans are independent.

a guy on youtube called knurlgnarl set up a 1 ton battery bank on casters and runs a 3000 watt inverter off it. however he charges it from mains power although in the background you can see solar panels

laying around.

i think that with three 110 AH bats in parallel and three 80 watt solar panels and a 3000 watt inverter a fellow could run A/C or a fridge quite easily. the bats are just there to even out fluctuations of insolation. for instance on sat and sun while making bread the sun wuz either strong and intense or very weak behind some massive cloud. the bat voltage varied between 11.5 to 12.4.

as a proof of concept i am very pleased with my modest setups. any one with a penchant or need to go off grid can do useful things with very small systems. why portable? for sun tracking. a sun tracking system can collect up to 40% more solar energy then a fixed position system. think of that. plus no need for permits from intrusive goobermints either (if added to a structure).

just a warning…if you dont approve of useless and worthless dribble drabble, time to move on.

justin bee bur is a bick dick, not the size of hiz junk, just hiz ego. uhmerika…

Lamar Odom wuz brain ded be foe he went to dat brothel in nevada. he spent $75,000 for a 3 day get it on. uhmerika…

the Word of Life Christian Church…where they beat you to death…uhmerika…

3 babies were thrown out of windows in NYC one for each month past…uhmerika…

a toddler shot and killed hiz/herself or someone else for EVERY week of the past yeer…uhmerika…

young children beating other young children to death..uhmerika…

the train hero u.s. service man wuz stabbed multiple times outside a gay bar…uhmerika…

the killing of a well-known Zimbabwe lion named Cecil in July sparked international outrage. yet, in the grape steak of new jerky, the DEP killed 4 bears in a state park becuz of “aggressive behavior”. the bears didnt kill any one. it wuz a precog assassination. comments in the local news rags on line all say, “there are too many bears”. mebbe, jest mebbe, there are too many people, stupid people who cant coexist with nature, so we destroy it…uhmerika…

people first, everything else second. in uhmerika we have the concept of manifest destiny. it is my worthless and useless opinion dat our technological civilization will falter and fail. look around, no flying cars, no jet packs, no cure for the common cold or cancer, no moon bases, no underwater cities, just wars and rumors of wars.

people who should not be in positions of authority are in those positions. uhmerika will collapse from these people who want to grab all they can for themselves and, well, fuck everyone else.

dishonest people are the loudest to proclaim their honesty while calling honest people dishonest. THAT is what is killing uhmerika.

i get most of my guest posts from comments on news articles in local rags online or some big web sites.

during lunch time at work i pick an article on a timely subject and start reading the comments. of course most are for/against, up/down, left/right, fuck you/fuck me. the usual bifurcated uhmerikan dichotomy.

uhmerika is a polarized nation. only two states allowed. there is no uncertainty principle involved. both sides attack uncertainty. 50 shades of grey? FART! black and white.

oh! lots of anger. I AM RIGHT, YOU ARE WRONG! out and fabrication or cherry picking.

so, when i read a sardonic, satirical, far out, with it, insightful, impudent, idiomatic, jocular send up of the uhmerikan hexperience why i just have to post it here, for those internet archeologists of the future.

i like to think of my blog as a worn out boot. sure, we chuck it in the land fill as worthless but years and years from now it becomes priceless. those folks from the future will gain insight into what we thought about.

isnt president O!bama and vald putin assholes? why should future folks hang on their words, words of falsehoods and deception?

i am cross referencing the disenfranchised, those who have been cast out ,those whose opinions mean nothing…now. but in the future? maybe…..

i going out on a limb here, the lunatic fringe even. i dont visit websites or blogs i dont find interesting. i never make comments. i do that on this blog. would any one visit a blog he/she doesnt like?

when i read comments i sense the anger and hurtfulness and the dismay and the disparity and the despair, the striking out ( at and within, i.e. failure). the willingness to argue for argue’s sake.

discourse for agreement? nope, not in uhmerika. discourse for discord, YOSH!