How the hell do I topically waterproof just the walls?

Are you just tiling around your tub or pre-formed shower base? Are you going to use topically waterproofed wall boards to do that? Do you know what that last question meant? (If not – start here: Free Shower Waterproofing Manual) Do you have your own questions?

What do I need to do?

What do I need to do it?

How do I do it?

How much beer is this going to require???

I have your answers!This manual contains all those answers for you and more! It will walk you through each step from the bare wall studs around your tub or pre-formed shower base up to a completely waterproofed shower substrate all ready for your incredible tile design! This manual utilized topically faced wall boards such as densShield as well as foam-based substrates such as Kerdi-board and Wedi. While not a comprehensive manual for the foam-based boards, it will instruct you on the correct procedures for proper installation of those products. If you are installing DensShield it includes everything you need.

What’s Included?

Or:

If I’m giving you cash I wanna know what I’m buying!

Descriptions and instructions of the entire process from beginning to end including:

Over 17,400 photos! (That’s a lie – there aren’t that many. But there are a lot…)

Over 6,752 graphics! (Another lie – there aren’t that many of those either…)

Methods for installing topically faced wall substrates such as DensShield

Basic methods for foam-based topical wall substrates such as Kerdi-Board*

Order of events checklist (so you don’t miss anything) (Also true)

Great humor! (Pure, unadulterated BS – it’s horrible humor.)

*While information and the basic installation practices for topically-faced foam wall substrates such as Wedi and Kerdi-board are included, this is not a comprehensive manual for either. Each of those require specific nuances which can not be completely covered in a fairly general manual such as this. It will, however, teach you how to install these also, in general terms.

What will I learn?

OR:

What the hell are you gonna teach me that I don’t already know?

The easiest way to install topical boards such as DensShield and the methods I use to quickly and easily achieve completely waterproof screw penetrations

How to flatten your wall framing for a professional installation

How to properly whip out obscure sitcom references

The PROPER way to waterproof a shower substrate

How to prevent your dog from bursting into flames

Why do I need this?

Or:

Why do I need this from YOU?

Have you tried to research how to build a proper substrate for tile and found conflicting, inadequate or misleading information? I’m not surprised, the internet is full of it. (That sentence could stand alone without reference to the sentence before it) That is the reason I began this website. Most of the so-called ‘methods’ are written by people simply attempting to cash in on something they know nothing about. If you read my site for any amount of time you’ll realize how much that really pisses me off.

I will teach you the proper way to build your shower. I can do that because I’ve been doing it PROPERLY for almost twenty years. Would you ask your auto mechanic how to perform brain surgery? Of course not! Don’t ask a professional ‘writer’ how to build a shower – ask a professional tile contractor.

When finished you’ll have a properly constructed shower conforming to TCA and ANSI standards – without having to know what those are. It will outlast and outperform any normal ‘DIY’ shower you’ll see, beat it up, AND take it’s lunch money! It will last until you get tired of the tile design – and will never leak.

How do I buy this? How much does it cost?

Or:

How do I give you my hard-earned cash? And how much is the damn thing, anyway?

$53 Million dollars! (That’s a lie – it’s only $8.95)

Just click the button below to go get it. As soon as you make payment the elves will instantly send you an email with the download link. You can start reading this shiny, brand new ebook in less than five minutes! Easy, quick and totally painless, I promise. The payment goes through Paypal. You can use your Paypal account or simply pay with your credit card or bank account utilizing their payment processor – no need to have an account.

$8.95

P.S.

Or:

Didn’t anybody ever tell you there needs to be a ‘p.s.’?

Oh yeah, the p.s. Some really smart marketing types told me that when I sell you something I always need a p.s. at the end of the page – makes you feel like you get more stuff. I don’t think more stuff is required, and my p.s. will tell you why. But since I don’t tell them how to market stuff and they don’t tell me how to build showers – here’s your damn p.s.:

P.S. I do not just sell you an ebook and disappear! If you read my site at all you’ll know that I answer every question – questions about this ebook are no exception. You will receive ongoing support and answers directly from me whenever you need them (or after I get done working for the day). That alone is worth a good seventeen cents!

Oh – and mine’s bigger. It’s 47 pages. Yeah, just for shower walls.

You can now get this manual with TileTips!

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OR:

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