If you, like me, are a complete cheapskate and refuse to pay a cent more than you have to for anything, you need this software. It runs on most anything, even Q-Bert's Mac, and it allows you to manage your ebay auction items with consummate ease. It also allows for 'sniping'. Read more

Because with the term 3 red lights of death floating around I was expected a simple reset to fix everything and I was expecting that MS Xbox support would be able to do it from their end. In India.

Yes, a hardware problem but no trouble your Xbox 360 is still under warranty.
"For this problem?"
No completely under warranty.
"Despite this rendition being purchased in January 2006?"
That's what it shows here.

Herd of Cat style dead people. Regiments of GRAW2 AI officers dead people. Just how many dead AI officers can you imagine?

GRAW2: Coop Exfiltration: in Coop Exfiltration mode players must work together to protect AI officers as they escort them to a helicopter extraction zone through a map populated with enemies. Read more

Prior to my escape I had been part of an experiment involving monkey bars and swinging. Apparently my IQ wasn't high enough to warn me not to participate. The results were used by the Mad Scientist to find the correct specimen.

It was a small compound in a wooded area, just a few miles from the border. The perfect location for the sick experiments within.

It wasn't till the second night that I realized the purpose. To create a genetically superior monkey. Project "Build a Monkey", I'm sure it was an alcohol conceived conspiracy to make a monkey smarter than a cat. Read more

For another "no particular reason" I now know that an Xbox 360 Elite comes with a wired headset, an ethernet cable, a component video cable, an audio break out adapter, a hdmi cable as well as the standard 120 gb HD, xbox console, and power stuff.