Eat Your Corn on the Cob Like a Geek

I am a proud nerd. I have invested a lot of time and thought into comic books, sci-fi books, movies, and important matters like who would win in a fight between Superman and Batman (Batman, obviously) and which is the tougher metal: Adamantium or Vibranium (still up for debate). That being said, I find it a point of pride that I am unimpressed with most of the geek baubles and knick knacks you can buy virtually anywhere.

The products that do pass my give-a-crap filter are pretty amazing, in my humble nerd-pinion. Today I wanted to share a few with you. Currently, at the top of that list is Corn on the Claws. The regular little skewers meant for to make your buttered-up corn cob easier to handle are as handy as a pocket protector, but these little Chinese-made beauties add a whole lot of form to your function, bub.

You can purchase these works of art/functional utensils from Gamestop's website right now for 9.99, but they won't ship until the end of the month. Totally worth it to eat corn Wolverine-style, as far as I am concerned.

In case you're curious, here are a few more of my favorites from the culinary collection of my master nerd item list: