What a time for me to be away from the UKFF that was; the best mod challenge ever, the way in which Butch's posts sound in my head is forever changed, a toilet will never be viewed in the same way again and some members have got massive massive balls, and Showtime is a whiney bitch. What a brilliantly lovely place this can be on occasion

If this is the "greatest thread ever", perhaps the whole place should be re-branded into a music site. God knows most of you know flip all about the sport of professional wrestling.

Sport you say?

Let me tell you some things I find productive. Positive reinforcement. Negative reinforcement. Honesty. I'll tell you something I find unproductive. Constantly worrying about where you stand based on inscrutible social cues, and then inevitably reframing it all in a reassuring way so that you can get to sleep at night. No, I do not believe in that at all. If I invited you to lunch, I think you're a winner. If I didn't, I don't. But I just met you all. Life is long, opinons change. Winners, prove me right. Losers, prove me wrong.