Top 30 Signs You're Addicted to Poker

We all enjoy a good joke once in a while, but when it comes to the game we love so much, we just can’t get enough.

That is why we’ve collected some of the best poker jokes for you in the subject of poker addiction, but it’s not that serious because it’s hilarious, funny and it’s here to make you laugh and feel good that you too may be addicted to the game of poker.

So, are you ready to find out the 30 signs for poker addiction? Here are the best poker jokes as for poker addiction and not a word about treatment.

Enjoy.

#1. You prefer to be interviewed for a job last, so you’ll have position over the other candidates.

#2. Every time you look at a vehicle’s registration plate, you try to make a winning hand of it.

#3. When you go to your boss at work and ask for a raise, you hear what he has to offer you and then you re-raise his offer.

#4. When your house is on fire and you can only save a single thing, you get your poker case and leave everything else to burn.

#28. When your Pringles is Super Stack and you immediately think of an online tournament.

#29. When you’re walking down the street and see a smiley graffiti, you immediately think it is Happy Hour on Full Tilt Poker.

#30. When the word chipleader turns you on more than the word cheerleader.

If you show some of these signs and symptoms or more, you may be playing poker too much, but if you enjoy yourself who are we to judge, right?

Have more poker jokes to share with us? Can you think of other signs and symptoms for poker addiction so everyone can laugh and enjoy? Comment us, share it with us, let’s talk about it…and keep on laughing.