T.Gies

Tenure: October 2003-Present

Tony is a wee lad with a wide variety of superpowers. As a child,
he beat a steam drill in a steel-driving contest to prove that a man
was better than any machine, which earned him the name "Phosphorus Bob".
At the age of 6, he died of congenital heart failure and had to respawn at
base and collect all that ammo he had saved up all over again. His other
accomplisments include building a particle accelerator out of bamboo
and coconuts, designing the world's first magenta doorknob, and saving
the world from Patrick Moore, famous English astronomer. In his spare
time he enjoys programming in Perl, C++, and any obscure rare language
which strikes his fancy, eating grapefruit between 3.8 and 4.7 inches
in diameter, and teaching kittens to fly. He is currenly stationed in
Arizona where his job is complaining about how lame everything is and
making fun of people who don't understand Markov chain neural systems.