Alleged Seventh Member Of Ghost Just Some Dude In A Robe Who Enjoys Masturbating To Organ Music

once the party crowd had thinned down to the last half-dozen or so, we decided to watch some shows. the season premiere of NTSF:SD:SUV -> the season finale of Venture Bros. -> the season premiere of Childrens Hospital -> Futurama. I’d just like to take this moment to congratulate myself for coming up with that playlist. we ran out of energy, prior to Futurama, so we stopped after Childrens Hospital. Futurama was the show I was least interested in watching, GREAT JOB!

I don’t watch a lot of NTSF:SD:SUV, but this was pretty funny. during a routine prisoner transport, Comic Con’s worst villains get loose on a plane. guest starring Horatio Sanz (Ralphe from The Problem Solverz), Joe Lo Truglio (The State), and a whole bunch of women you probably wouldn’t mind having sex with.

I don’t watch a lot of Venture Bros. either so I’m just going off my limited knowledge of the show and characters. the monarch guy kidnapped the bald guy with the glasses, but then let him go. the boys went to live with their godparents, and find out that they are clones.

Childrens Hospital had a similar theme, as it’s revealed the hospital has been keeping a shit-ton of Dr. Blake Downs clones in their basement. unfortunately, for Steve Agee, the clones keep having accidents. the rest of the hospital staff goes to Japan, while the hospital is sprayed for termites. Jon Hamm (Mad Men) and Keegan-Michael Key (Key & Peele) also guest star.

FOX recently unveiled their late nite animation programming block to go up against [adult swim]. High School USA! is from the mind of Dino Stamatopoulos (Moral Orel, Mary Shelley’s Frankenhole) it’s basically like a bizarro world version of Archie Comics. the first episode (which apparently aired a week early in some markets) dealt with school bullies. the second episode was worse. the story revolved around a girl forwarding pics of a guy’s penis to everyone at school. so in a show of solidarity, all the guys decide to also forward pics of their penises to every girl at school. as a fan of Dino’s previous work, I’m kinda embarrassed at how uninspired and juvenile this was.

Axe Cop wasn’t any better. it’s the show that originally started as a web comic a few years back. it came from the mind of a five-year old, whose 28-year old brother then drew the comics. after a fairly promising first episode, the second episode was just as juvenile as High School USA. a zombie eats the world’s smartest brain, and his poop recruits other zombies to build a giant robot, so he (the poop) can fly to England, marry the queen, and take over the world. Nick Offerman (Parks & Rec) stars as Axe Cop. Ken Marino (The State) is the voice of Axe Cop’s partner, Flute Cop. Nick’s wife in real-life, Megan Mulally (Childrens Hospital) also does voices. I wouldn’t recommend watching either one of these shows, and I’d be willing to bet they’ll be cancelled after their initial runs.

3 Responses to “Alleged Seventh Member Of Ghost Just Some Dude In A Robe Who Enjoys Masturbating To Organ Music”

I haven’t seen High School USA yet [normally I don’t read these things until I’ve seen all the shows you talk about]…. But now I’m really excited to see it!

Uninspired? Moral Orel is completely derivative of that original claymation its based off of, and Frankenhole is completely derivative of Frankenstein and other horror fantasy. This is just the same thing with Archie. How bad could it possibly be?