modern life is puzzling

Your scooter can only handle one passenger and one item of cargo. You cannot leave your girlfriend with the Blue Valentine DVD, because she will get sad. You cannot leave Charlie with your girlfriend, because he’s mentioned casually that he used to do “some catalog work — just like, summer season swimwear and stuff.” You cannot be left alone with bottles of wine. How do you travel to the store, return with wine, and manage to have a pleasant evening for one goddamned night?