Bear hunting trip

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Three 90 year old retired guys are sitting around a bar one afternoon trading stories of their youth. One guy decides he is going to tell the story about his big bear hunting trip in Alaska.

"I walked around them goddamn woods for two weeks. Never saw any sign of one single grizzly, I was packing up, getting ready to go back to the city, then all of a sudden: RRRRAAAAAARRRRRRR right behind me, the biggest bear I ever saw came up right behind me. I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!!" His friend says "Yeah I imagine you did. You must have been terrified." The guy says "No no. I mean I just shit my pants just now when I went RRRRAAAAAARRRRR."