S4 E07 Thanksgiving IV

11/14/12 | PG | CC

Story One: Frankie invites two marines for Thanksgiving dinner. Oh did we mention that Frankie’s parents are coming over for dinner too?

After Frankie reveals that she invited two marines for dinner.Frankie: “I was hoping you would have a different reaction because I already signed us up”Mike: “What? Why did you even ask?”Frankie: “Because I had to act quick. I was afraid they were going to run out of marines. There aren’t that many of them you know. It’s right there in the motto. The few, the proud…”

Frankie: “I’m thankful for the freedom that you two provide with your guns and stuff. I’ve got to say that I for one have never felt so safe in my own home.”

Story Two: Axl is focused on “studying” with his tutor, Cassidy, until his doctor tells him he’s cleared to play football again.Axl: “I’m going to have to start leaving our sessions early for practice.”Cassidy: “Great so you’re going to skip studying so you can bash your head into other guys’ heads. Sounds like a super solid plan. Maybe we should skip them all together. “

Following Axl’s great performance at the football game:Cassidy: "Not going to tell you that you’re awesome because you already think you’re awesome, but that was awesome."Story Three: Someone stole the head to Sue’s mascot costume.

Sue: "This is a disaster. I am literally a chicken with its head cut off."

Following the scuffle with the Roosevelt football players.Brad: "Who punches a guy while he’s on his tippy-toes? That’s not how a dance fight works!"