> be me, play BF3 in random server, forgot the map (karkand maybe)
> on losing team, found and drove a jeep
> on the dark alley notice there are like 12 teammates raping a humvee
> upon closer look, they're planting many C4 on it
> car almost fully covered by C4
> teammates then go away to safe distance before blow it
> get off from car, equip my RPG and shoot that humvee before they blow it
> drive fast with my jeep
> mfw they are shouting with foreign language

Battlefield story time!!
>be recon
>Caspian Border
>at Hilltop
>sees tank, have nothing to fight it with
>the only logical thought running through my mind: RUN AT IT LOL!!
>tanks sees me and shoots while backing up
>shell misses me
>tank still backing up
>still backing up
>aaand...
>off a cliff, upside-down
>explodes, killing all three of them
tank driver's face when

>Caspian Border
>B is defended heavily
>My friend and one squad goes up for assault.
>Friend - "hey man we need some help"
>"Alrighty!"
>Parachute down from the Giant candy cane radio tower
>Go up to the opposite side of the hill
>Take out 2 people with my pistol
> start capping b.
> just got my knife out like an idiot (I like running around with it...)
>an enemy squad comes to save.
> our squad kills most of them while getting killed as well in the process
>Me and my friend left
>two guys come along and start shooting at us
>friend kills one guy
>I literately run right around The other with my knife out
> Assassinate him.