Sunday, September 28, 2008

I Can't Deliver A Line

At the doctor's office this week, a conversation between me and the nurse:

Nurse: Do you smoke?

Me: No, but every year it's my New Year's Resolution to start smoking. Of course, I don't keep my resolutions.

Nurse: Smoking is terrible for your health, I'm sure you know that.

Me: Yeah, I was joking. Every year I say my New Year's Resolution is that I'm going to START smoking - but since every year I don't keep my resolutions, it's the perfect resolution. Get it? You can use it if you want!

Nurse: I hate smoking, so, I don't think I'd want to start.

Me: Um, yeah - that's kinda my point.

Nurse: [blank look] I'll bring you some anti-smoking literature before you leave.

You can all thank me now for never applying for a writing job for, oh, Friends or Seinfeld. I'm sure you can gather they were breaking down my door trying to access my brainage. You're welcome.

Wow. I love you even more for your resolution. Sounds just terrific! That nurse -- did she really send you packing with anti-smoking literature?!?! As a nurse, I want to apologize for my colleague's obvious lack of humor. We're not all so very one dimensional!

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Your line was perfect. Unfortunately, the nurse was an idiot, which makes me question whether or not you should trust her for your health care. Seriously - switch clinics NOW. And that woman needs a shot of personality/humor STAT. Lordy, I have always wanted to say that.

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