I am sorry but this music video is just plain fierce (and probably had a huge budget)! It's for David Guetta's latest chart-topping dance single Turn Me On, featuring Nicki Minaj who is simply on fire at the moment (and is gearing up for the release of her sophomore album), proving she's way more diverse than people might think. Of course I adore her arch nemesis Lil' Kim (the true queen bee) but girlfriend has sadly doing very little to get MORE

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So apparently, Justin Bieber really wants to remake Mark Wahlberg's movie Fear, which is hilarious because I'm pretty sure that movie was about a psychotic man who dates teenagers, finger-bangs women on roller coasters and nearly murders anyone who looks at his girlfriend, while Bieber is basically a human version of Bambi in that up until last June I thought he was a girl. Anyway, Reese Witherspoon, who starred as the aforementioned teenager MORE

Kristen Bell was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday, where for some reason the topic of sloths came up. It turns out, Kristen really, really, really, really likes sloths. Like, more than any person probably should like sloths. Anyway, her boyfriend Dax Shepard decided to surprise her on her birthday a while back, and Kristen revealed her freak-out video of her sobbing sweet, sweet, slothy tears of joy over having a sloth at her birthday. The MORE

Now that Kim Kardashian has ended her new show where she spends an entire season breaking up with Kris Humphries because he isn't black the man she thought he was, Kim has decided to spend all her time convincing America she isn't an attention-starved whore-beast who will do anything for money and attention by tweeting about how she's going to start a Bible study group. You know, because she loves Jesus! And attention! But mostly MORE

Despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan seems to have finally gotten herself on the right track and is currently following through on her probation, Lindsay decided to reward her one step forward with two steps back. Eyewitnesses reportedly saw LiLo partying at Chateau Marmont, where she allegedly spent a lot of time running in and out of the bathroom and generally acting like a complete lunatic. RadarOnline reports:
"Lindsay was spotted going to MORE

So in case you're wondering how well a crappier version of American Idol went over with the general population in the states, look no further than the rash of axings going on over at The X Factor, as not one, not two, but three people were all given the boot. First, host Steve Jones was sent packing, despite being the only watchable part of the show, promptly followed by Nicole Scherzinger's incompetent ass, and now Paula Abdul has left the show MORE

So despite the fact that he's super adorable and he makes movies that are super twee, don't you dare call Joseph Gordon-Levitt a hipster. Turns out, he's not really a fan of hipsters - who are, by the way, really just the socially acceptable natural progression of emos. Remember those guys? You're one of them now. How does that taste? Anyway, during an appearance at Sundance Film Festival, he ripped into hipsters for dressing obnoxiously MORE

By now it shouldn't come as a surprise to any of you that celebrities get paid to tweet because doing nothing and getting everything for it is the first and foremost job of famous people. So of course, New York Magazine has released a detailed expose on the practice, revealing just how much celebrities make off of having a ghost writer type a single sentence out for them on Twitter. The results may enrage you.
The weirdest thing about the MORE

So as Kim Kardashian tried to pull a last-minute Hail Mary on her show to try and convince everyone that she's actually capable of feeling emotions and that her whole 72-day scam marriage was actually just a 72-day really stupid marriage, Kim decided to spray on some of those fake tears (the same ones Chris Brown used to make everyone forget he nearly killed Rihanna and left her for dead) and told the camera about how sorry she is for all of MORE

So if you've been on the web over the past two days, you know by now that Christina Aguilera was at Etta James' funeral to over-perform for her one last time, and during her performance, a "mysterious, reddish-brown liquid" was running down her leg. I'm pretty sure you can figure out for yourself what that was exactly, but here's a report from the Daily Mail saying it was fake tanner, because sure, why not.
The Voice judge seemingly over did MORE

As some of you might remember, Lindsay Lohan got into some trouble a few years ago after she reportedly got into a physical altercation with Dawn Holland, a Betty Ford clinic worker, after she allegedly came back to rehab all drunk after a night of partying. Because I'm sure all that will totally change the public's perception of her. Anyway, Holland finally filed a lawsuit against Lindsay, and Lindsay is fighting back claiming self-defense, MORE

More esteemed than the Golden Globes, but with a worse name, the SAG Awards were last night, where The Help swept the awards because apparently people really love movies where someone shits into a pie and makes an evil white person eat it. Remember when Ryan Reynolds won the Oscar for National Lampoon's Van Wilder? Exactly. RadarOnline reports:
Outstanding Cast in a Motion Picture -- The Cast of The Help
Outstanding Female Actor in a MORE