You Are Count von Count
You? A vampire? Well, maybe in name only. There's nothing really vampiric about you.
You are the kindest person in the world. You wouldn't hurt a fly, let alone suck someone's blood.
You are a natural teacher, and you enjoy...

If I may suggest:
Hire a maid so you don't have to do the washing
Buy a twin tub (Saves money on electricity and the things are very cheap to buy in the first place)
Move to a hot country so dryers are unnecessary
Problem solved.

Thank you for your kind suggestion but, even though I've come to enjoy a cup of coffee, missing one wouldn't be reasonable grounds to consider shuffling off my mortal coil.
Once again, thank you for trying to be helpful.

Just aerodynamics, but you need to be really clever to work out all the maths so not many people can do it.
Unfortunately, as we saw with the recent crash in Indonesia, the aircraft companies get it wrong on occasion.

Seems there has been some sort of explosion in Leicester (again).
Doesn't seem to be as serious as the previous one that destroyed an entire row of shops, however reports say a window has been blown out in a ground floor flat.

Noon....I put a decent load on the rotary, including a duvet cover and sheet. Checked it out.....75% dry....give it another half hour.....then it pissed down with rain, it is still out there.
If, due to the forecast, I have bother getting it dry I have a...