I should point out that someone unrelated to Spamusement (as far as I'm aware...) Facebooked me this link saying it was exactly what I would do. Now is the time for that person to say 'wait, that was ntw3001 all along? From the internet? Why, I never knew'

No wait, that person was from Mississippi and no spamusers are from there. I can't, off the top of my head, think of many spamusers of whose real identity I'm entirely unaware. I know sort of something about pretty much all of you people. At least, I know what country you come from. Probably.

The last time I was at one of friend's houses back home, I made a little pirate's hat for her cat which it suffered me to put on it. It's a very mellow cat, and it's also fond of me. When I come through the door it runs over to me, to which I inevitably respond to with an excited exclamation of, "Kitty!"