Louise White, 81, placed her 9 dollar lottery ticket into her bible and prayed for the 337 million dollar jackpot. Well, her prayers were answered and she has told the media that she was “blessed,” but many in the religious community have not shared her sentiment.

White has decided to take the lump sum of 210 million dollars and still cannot believe her good fortune. She has no immediate plans for the money, but she did note that her family is going to be very happy. Maybe so, but when I looked at the thirty thousand emails that NewzBreaker received today, not all were elated. In fact, many that emailed were furious. Here is just a sampling …

NEWZBREAKER PULSE

“Hey skeleton, do you even read the bible? Let me refresh that old pea brain of yours: Proverbs 13:11: Dishonest money dwindles away, but he who gathers money little by little makes it grow. And what about Hebrews 13:5: Keep your lives free from the love of money and be content with what you have, because God has said, ‘Never will I leave you; never will I forsake you.’ You’re 81…the clock is ticking lady and you are now throwing away what you should have learned at church for the mighty green? Well you can’t take it with you and even if you could, paper burns baby and the devil will be using that paper to keep hell warm IDIOT! So, take the fake-toothed smile and shove it up your backside because that money will bring you no pleasure. The only pleasure there is can be found in Jesus. I loves me some Jesus and I don’t need money to make me happy. All I need is the one and ONLY lord and my trolls. Enjoy your money, Demon.” – Benita Henderson (Founder of Friends of Faith & Troll Collector)

“Blah blah blah. This LOSER wins millions and they put her ugly mug all over the papers, while they trash me. IDIOTS. Nice try fellas. LMAO. Blah blah blah. Yeah, you’re going to see that money dwindle like an upside down titanic and then you will see the curse of the lottery Cleveland steam her all the way back to church. Nice try. Idiots. LMAO. Yeah, I steal gold teeth and I get shit on for it, but she gets rewarded? God, you f**ked me again….idiots.” – Adrian Kline (Not Confirmed)

“If this old moron doesn’t take some of that 210 million dollars and buy the remainder of my books, then there is something wrong with this world…the Gorske world ruled, ruled by Don Gorske. That’s me. What is an 81 year old going to do with that money? Buy Matlock on DVD? Get a lifetime supply of adult diapers? Get an iron and iron out the wrinkles from her face? Get a clue you old bird and give it to Gorske. I will sign your chest if you buy the rest of my McCopies of my great book. They are only $54.95 each and you can afford that, and rest assured, my book is way better than that meaningless gibberish that you call ‘the bible.’ Get real. I can eat a Big Mac. It is real. Support something real. Support the Gorske…and here is another sampling of my great book: (Page 121) ‘I told the idiot that I don’t care if there is a power outage, he was going to find a way to make my Big Mac or we could take it outside. The minute he walked to the door, I gave him a big boot in the ass and punched him in the back of the head. I’m not an idiot. What the f**k are generators used for? They are used when you don’t have any electricity and you’re telling me that the billion dollar business of McDonalds doesn’t own any? Really? What sort of idiot mother f**ker do you think I am.’” – Man Claiming to Be Don Gorske

“Listen you! Who the hell do you think you are? Who the f**k asked you to send a powerball jackpot to my house? I tell you what, I have gotten in touch with the so called lottery which you falsely claim to represent and they have notified me that you do not work there and are falsely using their stationary, which is a felony. Now, I will turn over your e-mail address to the police and have them trace the origins of your computer to find who you are. If you post that comment using my name, I will get in touch with the FBI, because my friend you will be subject to mail fraud even if it’s by e-mail. So, do me a favor and stick your lottery tickets up your ass.” – Martin Imposter

“Powerball must, but you my friend have squash for brains if you think those detestable…and very imaginable lovers of yours are done molesting the confines of your very precious soul White. You have one vivid imagination that’s bound to comeback and bite you Amigo in the ass as always . And by the way stay; stay f**ked because you wouldn’t know God if he jack knifed and harpooned you in your ass you Fat f**k!” – George Smithy Diaz