Oh my fucking god tonight was the fucking best thing ever. I fucked throat hard and came everywhere with my massive build up pineapple and asparagus load down a girls throat. It was my first attempt to slay and it went awesome.

Thank you everyone who supported me and gave advice. I know Joncoping you told me to take it slow and fuck her in the pussy before a blowjob but I went supersonic on this one looool. (I'm fucking drunk as shit no judge me).

I said the note would say "I've been #Deepthroat Slayed Buddy Boyo" but i fucked up sorry.

GJ MATE! But that pic is disgusting it looks like she vomited on herself.......

Deepthroating can certainly get messy but this girl seemed like an expert, no gagging or discomfort taking the whole thing. I was fucking built up as shit with tons of cum enhancing foods so that's probably why it looks weird I came BUCKETS

I tried to write them out for you but i kept fucking up, I'll just post tomorrow when sober and dealt with hangover. Point is she's a highschool aquaintance who seemed eager to get drunk and one thing led to another. I fucking went for it which definitely helped.

She's standard Aryan face, no particular interesting traits other than potentially minor levels of Semitic DNA but it looks Jew to me not Arab. Pretty nice to kiss and fuck.

thanks for the support Iono

(08-29-2015, 06:15 AM)sephon Wrote: and ur still dead inside

Feeling amazing actually but who knows maybe this will trigger existential crisis or something I'm not exactly sober enough to know.

Good job OP, you are a slayer. Saw my username on the note LMAO. How did you convince her to do it . I told you to take it slow because I was shaking my first time, seems like you handled your nerves better than me.

I'm jelly anyway, the only time a female has touched my dick is when a nurse put a catheter on me in hospital while I was unconscious. I'd overdosed on some chemical highs a few years ago and ended up in the ICU.

lmao at that sign, what was she saying when you asked her did you tell her about this forum? lmao
good job YOU CUCKED THE BF!

I didn't tell her about the forum. When I was close to nutting I stopped and asked if she would like to make me some easy money. I told her that I had a bet with a forum user for $50 that I'd get some with an old highschool supercrush (lie) which flattered and amused her.

Prior: I had made implied my sexual interest by saying I was excited to see her. I was really nervous as fuck when she called me a weirdo for this but she never mentioned a BF and didn't cancel so in retrospect that was an amazing sign that she was gonna be putting out.

I noticed and asked about the ring all the way back at the bar. She said something like:
"Oh I have a boyfriend, it doesn't mean anything though"
I took that to mean that to mean that they're in an open relationship.

She insisted no face, which I prefered anyways because that compromises both of us.

(08-29-2015, 09:24 AM)ThatDude Wrote:

How tall are you?

like 5' 9.75", though that makes me taller than half the people who say they're 6 foot.

I'm lack smack dab average for aryan caucasoids.

She was really tall as far as females go, probably 5' 9" which was a little surprising, she must have had a growth spurt which is rare for women at that age (last time I had really seen her IRL she was like 16 and I feel like she would have been like 5' 6")

You might expect tall girls to insist on tall guys so that they're always significantly out-heighted but from my experience tall girls like to feel tall and like going for average to short guys. If only because they have no increased SMP value for being tall and most guys are relative manlets so 5'7" seems about as manlet as 6' to them so they're willing to ignore height to some degree and settle on some of the HQ-Manlets who are overlooked by the shorties.

Well enough theory for this post, I'm not a manlet by any non-insane standards.

(08-29-2015, 02:38 PM)DyingHope Wrote:

Was she really just a paid prostitute?

I'm jelly anyway, the only time a female has touched my dick is when a nurse put a catheter on me in hospital while I was unconscious. I'd overdosed on some chemical highs a few years ago and ended up in the ICU.

Nah, I'm pretty sure they don't let you take pictures. With a white girl of even decent caliber, taking her home, deepthroat and then taking pictures I'm sure I would have spent more than I have.

(08-29-2015, 07:11 PM)Hangman Wrote: who gives a shit. i got blowjobs when I was 16. only proof of love is ANAL

1. This wasn't a blowjob (fellatio) for long, this was a throat fuck (irrumatio) which is 20x better from experiencing both last night. Bitch had no gag reflex. Awkward lots of teeth blowjob from inexperienced teens couldn't compare.

2. I would say that vaginal is proof of love, which is why I didn't fuck her. I'm done with the Love-game, that shit is fucked and useless.

3. Anal might be a next step, I'll have to do research and stuff. I'm trying to keep my "technical" virginity for the time being until I sort out my thoughts on love and loss and all that more, so anal would be next on my list.

4. I lost my vague virginity last night, significantly after ER so this is kinda up there for the best weekend of my life.

(08-29-2015, 08:36 PM)alien Wrote: I can't believe she actually agreed to do this.

Do you know how fucking autistic it is to do this?

I can't believe women are willing to stoop THIS low. Women these days are complete whores.

[insert cum glazed punjbai ex].jpeg

Some women are ok with taking sexytime pics/vids with their BOYFRIEND and even then she wanted me to delete it right in front of her after (she didn't know that I had a copy saved in the cloud).

Writing a bunch of retarded shit on a piece of paper and having her hold it up? Now that's autism. Any girl that would agree to do this has absolutely zero self-respect. Especially for a random hookup and not her boyfriend. Imagine having to let all that cum in her mouth/tongue sit while she waits for you to write all that stuff on the piece of paper and then hold it up and take a picture.

Some women are ok with taking sexytime pics/vids with their BOYFRIEND and even then she wanted me to delete it right in front of her after (she didn't know that I had a copy saved in the cloud).

Writing a bunch of retarded shit on a piece of paper and having her hold it up? Now that's autism. Any girl that would agree to do this has absolutely zero self-respect. Especially for a random hookup and not her boyfriend. Imagine having to let all that cum in her mouth/tongue sit while she waits for you to write all that stuff on the piece of paper and then hold it up and take a picture.

(08-29-2015, 08:49 PM)alien Wrote: Some women are ok with taking sexytime pics/vids with their BOYFRIEND and even then she wanted me to delete it right in front of her after (she didn't know that I had a copy saved in the cloud).

Writing a bunch of retarded shit on a piece of paper and having her hold it up? Now that's autism. Any girl that would agree to do this has absolutely zero self-respect. Especially for a random hookup and not her boyfriend. Imagine having to let all that cum in her mouth/tongue sit while she waits for you to write all that stuff on the piece of paper and then hold it up and take a picture.

Or maybe op looks like an MM?

If you look like a MM or Chad, girls tend to give you a lot more leeway sure. Plus this girl cheats on her boyfriend, wears her boyfriend's trust ring while blowing him. She has no class (which would make her more prone to do things like this)

If this girl was single and wanted to date OP seriously, she would absolutely never agree to do something like this. Whenever a girl finds a guy that she wants to be her boyfriend, she doesn't want him to think she is a cheap whore.