America was built by Immigrants--LEGAL immigrants. Illegal aliens have no legal or moral basis for being in America. All illegal aliens must be deported and U.S. borders must be secured to prevent more invaders from coming here!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Quiz on Illegal Immigration

by John W. Lillpop

Since the debate on illegal immigration is heating up again, here is a quiz to measure one's liberal quotient on this vital issue. Liberal quotient, of course, is the just opposite of ''intelligence quotient."

I. Illegal immigration is:

( ) Desperately needed by liberals to win elections.( ) A misnomer. They are actually Undocumented Democrats!( ) Mexico’s chief export.( ) Not a threat to U.S. homeland security. Why would Mexican peasants destroy the land of free rice and tacos?

II. Border security should be:

( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce.( ) Ignored, because we need cheap lettuce and more Democrats.( ) Turned over to Felipe Calderon in the name of diversity.( ) Used to keep Republicans out of the United States.

III. The proposed fence between the United States and Mexico is:

( ) A terrific idea, if built by firms owned by women and minorities.( ) Unconstitutional. It discriminates against Mexicans too fat to climb over a fence.( ) “Pork” in Red States, but economic necessity in blue states.

IV. The proposed Guest Worker Program:

( ) Is illegal if it prevents Mexicans from collecting welfare.( ) Will work if guest workers are required to join a labor union.( ) Should include free health care, driver's licenses, college degrees, and interest-free mortgages for illegal aliens( ) Sounds like amnesty, but Mexicans here illegally deserve amnesty!

V. Spanish versus English: Mexican illegal immigrants should:

( ) Be prevented from learning English because the Democrats have printed 30 million ballots in Spanish for the 2008 election.( ) Be kept English-illiterate to avoid exposure to GOP lies and propaganda.( ) Be taught vital English words and phrases like welfare, food stamps, ACLU, racism, class-action lawsuit, Vote Democrat, six-pack, etc.

( ) Was for Illegal Immigration before she was against it.( ) Was a “stealth” candidate in Mexico’s presidential election in early July.( ) Thinks ''Minutemen'' is a reference to the sexual staying power of Border Patrol agents.

VII. In dealing with massive protests by illegal aliens, the most prudent action would be to:

( ) Send a Quit Claim Deed to California, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico to Felipe Calderon.( ) Pardon all illegal aliens with an Executive Order signed by President Bush.( ) Hand out Spanish-language ballots for 2008 with Barack Obama's name pre-punched as a vote for president.( ) Sell forged driver’s licenses and Social Security cards, and useproceeds to buy ads opposing John McCain.