Toilet seat measures you before and after

Yanko uses a blushing anthropomorphic bunny to illustrate a concept toilet seat. The bunny sits on the toilet and — exerting itself to such an extent that it sweats out several heart-shaped blood clots — finally unspools. Afterwards, the toilet tells the rabbit how many pounds lighter they are after expelling half its lower intestine: proud of its herculean excretionary efforts, the bunny hugs itself in delight.

I’m sure we can all see the problem here: taking a dump is not the same as losing weight. But it’s funny how many people out there think it is. I remember one roommate I used to have who told me, when I complained I was getting fat, to use the toilet and then weigh myself again. Inches, not pounds, people!

The dream/nightmare gadget for people with eating disorders. Think of the damage this could do to the type of person who knows exactly how many minutes of gum chewing it takes to burn the calories in that piece of gum.

I don’t know… I have a chamois ass bike riding friend who pays hundreds and hundreds to shave those last ounces off his bike, if he just takes a dump and piss before his ride this little device can let him know what the cost would have been in unobtanium.