Furore23: And if your train is late, you will get a letter of apology from the minister for transport.

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Anonymous: Hey this is only the subway map, it doesn't have the above ground train routes listed. So this is like 1/3 of what it really is.

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ChikatsuJisatsuGumi: Muchert, if by yellow you mean the Yurakucho line and blue the Mita line, and you are at the Yurakusho station, you can just walk south to catch the Mita line. I had my parents learn the system in Hiroshima before going to Tokyo and they had absolutely no issues. It is really simple and there are plenty of signs in English as mentioned above. The other trains pose litle threat as well.

FallenForever: Everyone thinks like this. But no one but me actually walks the walk.

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selsby: xkcd > *

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Anonymous: yup ... that's me

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Alkarnur: << That's only true if you're not a religious zombie and (if condition one is met) until you speak up and let people know what you think and became a politically active citizen and soially active too.

Anonymous: one day on the train to work a guy dovein front of the train from theplatform. it was going about 60 mph. when it hit him he exploded. several people had to goto emergency and get cleaned up. blood, tissue, bones all over them. in their eyes, mouths, one woman had a piece of bode driven through her leg.

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Anonymous: With the Patriot X-Ray Scanner ...things like this, will never happen!

jonnyspandex: Why did everybody run? scared of getting dirty? I'd have been like "fuck yeah you crazy b'stard

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jonnyspandex: why do people say things like "Anonymous: one day on the train to work a guy dovein front of the train from theplatform. it was going about 60 mph. when it hit him he exploded. several people had to goto emergency and get cleaned up. blood, tissue, bones all over them. in their eyes, mouths, one woman had a piece of bode driven through her leg" if you look at the vid you'll see thats not possible

Anonymous: WHY THE HELL THEY RUN LIKE IF IT WAS A BOMB OR SOMETHING....!!!! saw many videos with the same strange reaction from the witnesses

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Quantum69: The only guaranteed way to an Hero is jumping off a tall building, & not off you're parents 2 story mansion either

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Vincent859: ^^ I'd be running away so that I didn't get splattered with suicide guy (2.0).

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The Original Spoon: Seriously, CAPSLOK anon, instinct, normal human instinct tells a person to move instantly away, retreat from watching something horrific like that. If your instinct is to automatically stand there and ogle a man being cut in half then there is something fucked in your wiring. SERIOUSLY wrong, bro.

Anonymous: Lesson learned - do not even be close to that thing when it arrives

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Hughbie: ^no. Be aware of your surroundings. Wtf would someone be that close to you on an empty platform? That alone would get me gee'd up....always stand at an angle, facing to anyone close to you, esp if you are alone..even just to avoid a snatch and grab.

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Anonymous: 'Wtf would someone be that close to you on an empty platform' - Why the fuck would anyone push you in there like that?

Anonymous: If you look at the vid in the sauce, He does move.. but the front of the train is clean in the different angle shot?

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vynl_richi: shouldn't have been standin there

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Grammar Nazi: Fuck, that's going to haunt me. I mean what i wish would happen to that psychopath.

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Anonymous: He is alive... Can u imagine that ? - Google "A man escaped death after being pushed in front of a speeding Tube train."

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Anonymous: Look, it is fucking simple: Passengers stand in the middle of the platform, away from the edge, until the train arrives. They do not stand on the edge of the platform. What kind of person stands on the edge of a platform? A fuckwit who intends to be dead. As a worker at a major metropolitan station, I know whereof I speak. Even if you don't get killed, you DELAY YOUR OWN TRAIN.

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Anonymous: 1) fail, he wasn't standing on the edge, just close to it. 2) even a meter from the edge, one can be pushed in with the same sudden force 3) how is the train delayed unless some 'major metropolitan worker' decides that way?

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spoon: If it's the one that happened in London the report says witnesses say the assailant was - to open up a can of c4c worms - black, late teens, early twenties. I wouldn't mind calling that dude a lowlife nigger.

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jonas brothers: it was in madrid i was in news....

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NigBickDigger: It pushes guy into the train or else it eats your mother's brains.

Banshee5: ^yes, you should see a therapist and then let yourself be pushed in front of a train in this very same way

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CheeseofdarknesS: no he is not alive!!! this ocurred in barcelona and the guy who did that was charged with 17 years of prision!!!

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Anonymous: 17 years..... lame. Next time, push an anit-deathpenalty activist

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Anonymous: From reading the comments on Liveleak and elsewhere, it appears the attacker had a history of mild schizophrenia and in his defense he claimed to see aliens in a spaceship coming into the subway and was thus only defending himself. Regardless, the jury still found him guilty of murder and believed it was intentional, apparently as he had tried to conceal his face at the time.The people standing on

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Anonymous: Who fucking cares if he is a psyco ? Just another argument for putting him in the chair

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Anonymous: He's hurt, bad! Yeah, lets get out of here! LOL!

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Ivanivanich: Thats why i always step back when the train comes. Some crazy asswipe might push me just for funn.

bshaun2: My aunt and uncle visited China right after the Olympics, You could see the baracades where they blocked off the the huge area around the main venues. It was without a doubt the most desgusting place they had ever seen. The water in the ditches were all reds and yellows and greens and the shit steamed all the time. And then they spent 2 weeks in japan. It was so fkn clean it made you nervous

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Anonymous: if u look closely at the times, its hella early in the mornin, so no people as of yet, Shinjuku is one of the biggest and busiest stations so very lucky shot...

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Anonymous: actually the clock says about 6:05, the times are shown in the AM, cuz Japan is on the 24hr clock, so its not hella early in the monrnin, its actually a little early in the morning, maybe it was a weekend or something, but usually its not this empty........

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Furore24: woah, this is awesum! according to the signs it's somewhere in asia

Weed: Just remember, if the Fukushima incident goes bad, you won't be seeing any more of these pictures. Ever.

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Greeft: I got a whole bunch of these vids. The other passengers have to be in on it because there is simply no reaction, and I don't care how much you say it's their culture that means they ignore it, somebody would have looked and gone WTF! I don't think the girls know the other passengers are in on it though.

Anonymous: Just in case none of you have ever seen anime, that is what it is based from. Japan has been making robots for the past few years and this is the latest models. No, that is not a dildo. That thing in her hand is where batteries go for an emergency charge.

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Anonymous: What? You never seen a Jap schoolgirl with a Wii crammed up her snatch?

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Raimey_D: I was in Japan for a semester. The school girls are very flirtatious and in some cases, aggressive. My kinda' bitch...

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Anonymous: Japan needs to wipe chinks off the map and take over the chink's territory. Chinks are subhuman animals controlled by the subhuman animal jews.

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Anonymous: in fact, they shoopd him out because they thought it could seem racist that the guy playing the drug dealer during (then) prince william’s navy rehearsal was black. the waters of "positive" racism are shallow .......

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Anonymous: ^ So in other words, it would have been accurate to have a nigger as the drug dealer. Liberal media hiding the truth again.

ImaD00d: Blue jean baby, L.A. lady, seamstress for the band. Pretty eyed, pirate smile, you'll marry a music man. Ballerina, you must have seen her dancing in the sand. And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand. Jesus freaks out in the street handing tickets out for God. Turning back she just laughs. The boulevard is not that bad. Piano man he makes his stand in the auditorium.

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ImaD00d: Looking on she sings the songs. The words she knows the tune she hums. But oh how it feels so real, lying here, with no one near and only you, and you can hear me when I say sofly, slowly: "Hold me closer tiny dancer. Count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen. You had a busy day today".