Rereading dastardly and I have to say BFF is really growing on me. He is such a sweet idiot. Almost like a daft puppy, definitely not smart enough to be a baby mobat. Tangent- what would you call a baby mobat? a pup like a bat or infant like a monkey or a pant, inpup, pupant, a pufant, a mobatling, a moblet maybe? Gulch would say adorable; maybe you should call it an Elmer, or maybe even a gluey (combo of elmer and old gulchy) seeing how some animal baby names seem to be obscure. I have issues

I continuously love Fonteroy more and more, he is so absolutely funny, especially with that mental image I have of him, mainly from "Little Lord Fauntleroy"

"It was a tribute to his various caretakers that he'd made out of childhood with any morals at all and it was no wonder that his learning anything required an act of the deities. Or a very pissed off Tin Man."

Fonteroy makes me happy. Sometimes I forget he's not cannon _ He just seems like the perfect buddy for DG, and even for Cain (in an 'I need a stupid sidekick' kinda way). These were brilliant and I wish there could be more. Can there be more? Please?

Hi. Just de-lurking to say, I love Dastardly Plot, Otherside Encounter and The Courting of Officer Gulch, but I can't help hoping for more stories involving 'BFF' Fonteroy and Glitch. D Because I want to see those two get 'happy endings' too. Besides, the garter hit BFF while he was in the Tin Suit, so he's going to be married, anyway. I think. D

"Glitch and Ambrose were debating internally whether they'd been putting off the wrong signals."

I can just HEAR the internal conflict. "Did you..?" "NO! Did you...?" "NO!" "Well, where did she get THAT idea then?" "I don't know, did you say anything?" "I may be Glitchy but I'm not STUPID." "I'm not saying you're stupid, but are you gay?" "NO! Besides, you would be too, if I were!" "Don't count on it, Glitch-boy." "Brainiac." "Insufferable toad." "Waste of oxygen." "Brainless twit." "... Hi. I'm Glitch. Do I know you?" Ambrose *facepalm*