Polkabats and Octopus Slacks: 14 Stories By Calef Brown Paperback Not far from a greenish town, the Bathtub Driver is selling cut-rate imported shampoo. Georgie Spider serves up award-winning pies, while overhead on Highwire 66 there';s a small problem causing an acrobat traffic jam. Ed';s funny smell, Eliza';s special jacket—they';re all part of the picture in Polkabats and Octopus Slacks, fourteen stories about pesky snails, sleeping fruit, and one funky snowman.