How I love thee..

How I love thee..

I can only count the days until I finally am united with my new love (20 days to be exact!). I know that we have not had any time together yet but I know that you and I are destined to be together for a very long time if not forever. I have never felt anything like this before. I know that the love I have for you is true and there is nothing stronger than it! I have even given up another for you. I know that giving up another way in advance before ever meeting you may be in fact a bit naive but I know that it will be totally worth it in the end. I cannot go a whole day at work without thinking about you. Your smooth white skin, your ability to keep me entertained for hours, you are indeed a bleesing to me. You see Nintendo DS Lite, how could I have stayed with the PSP. There just was nothing there. I mean yes I could watch movies but for how long and how many times. I have to say though that the PSP was very appealing at first with it's big gorgeous screen and all the hype that was surrounding it like flys around a shit log, but the fantasy could only last for so long. The magic that was once there was no more once I heard of you. I knew that I had to have you. Even if it was only a taste, I was going to have you! Finally I heard of your arrival here in the US and finally I was going to have my chance. You have not shown up yet, but I know that June 11th I will have my hands all over you. Time is the only thing holding me back. (With both arms raised in the air)Damn you Time and Damn you Carrot Top you fucking scare me!!!

Tune in June 11th to see if the DS Lite has the same amount of love for Paul or to see if this shit is just bananas!!

Remember to check back on June 11th!!!
And if the damn date changes, I am going to kick some serious EB ass!!