Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I can't get to sleep

As a card-carrying nerd, I have spent far too much time watching YouTube videos on 'social networking' and working on DnD dungeon maps this week. I am boning up for my interview on Friday, particularly in marketing taxonomies and terminologies so I don't sound like a librarian from the sticks and boning up for my new DnD 4.0E campaign: Shadow of the Sundered.

I have also not been sleeping.

Which may be one reason I thought it was a good idea to spend time on world creation (although Obsidian Portal is awesome). And I think I might have also posited going into prostitution to my Mom on the phone with predictable results, although I can't remember the context. I have obviously not been thinking rationally. Otherwise I would not have trembled on the precipice of peanut butter cookie cut-offs. My Mom is pretty awesome, though, as she puts up with my very, very, very off-kilter sense of humor.

If I have to endure continued insomnia, I hope I begin to display Cashback super insomnia powers in lieu of Christian Bale nightmarish emaciation or the sudden appearance of low men in yellow coats.