Thursday, February 04, 2010

Pain de Pee

I was listening to the radio this morning and heard something that so disgusted me I thought I'd feel queasy all day.

It was on Fun Radio, early morning Manu à la Radio, he of the Ligne Anti-Relous. I can't remember what the context was, but I think it was to do with the poll of the day and Manu mentioned something about miettes de pain and pee and the others in the studio all made disgusted noises. So Manu explained all for the innocents of the audience who were not aware of fetishist behaviours in public toilets.

Some men (presumably) leave bits of bread in urinals in public toilets like those of the Jardins du Luxembourg in the morning and collect them again in the evening. And yes, they eat them. This, apparently, is recognised fetishist behaviour, and just writing it is making me feel all queasy again.

I suppose it's along the same lines as a golden shower, but somehow different and even more grotesque. Poor buggers if that's what gets them going. I mean, can you imagine it?!

If you're reading this while munching, bon appetit! And my apologies...