Him: Did you smoke the last cigarette?Me: As Melissa Ethridge put it: “….quite a while ago…”. In the immortal words of Fun Lovin’ Criminals, “Smoke ‘em, smoke ‘em, smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em…”. *devious grin replete with wrinkly nose and squinty eyes*Him: You dirty bitch! Just for that I am holding the ice cream hostage.Me: Pffftt, who cares? I have graham crackers….