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Thursday, January 26, 2017

On laughter and relationships

"My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class."Seth Meyers

5 comments:

I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don't know how to cook or clean, don't want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

All: As you can know, I moderate all comments on Written Inc. And as you can see, I have approved the one from "Anonymous". Normally I'd dump posts like this into oblivion, but I'm making an exception here because it contains a thread of meanness in it that absolutely sets me off. As I hovered my mouse over it deciding what to do, I realized such hatred and stupidity needs to be bathed in the bright light of awareness and not buried in perpetual darkness.

Anonymous - or whatever your name is. If you're typical of all American men, then I fear for the future of your country. Never mind your absolute lack of validating data for any of your idiotic claims. But your pathetic screed suggests you're no prize yourself. I'd invite you to post a followup with a real name, a real photo and other real identifying information, but you and I both know that'll never happen. Because people like you are infinitely predictable. And sad. I'm guessing your company tonight, and every night, will be squeezed out of a tube. I'm also guessing no matter where they come from, women of all stripes have already learned to steer well clear of losers like you.