UnNews:Jesus, what a workout!

Body of Christ workout poster, available at most Christian outlet stores.

THE HEARTS OF MEN, Earth -- In the age of Pilates, gym memberships and home workout systems, a newcomer to the field of exercise products needs a fresh edge. Enter the "Body of Christ" workout and training system, a comprehensive workout and nutrition regime for achieving peak performance of body, mind and soul.

A majority of Christian denominations are endorsing BBJ, and Ponzi-like sales networks are showing up in fringe groups like Jehovah's Witnesses, Evangelicals, and Fundamentalists.

Says 17% shareholder in BBJ, televangelist Pat Robertson, "in advance of the Rapture, we want all devout Christians to have every advantage. For those of the righteous left behind to confront the forces of Satan, they'll want to be in tip-top shape, like me. That's why I recommend Body By Jesus for all you believers out there."