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Note: she decided within ten seconds of meeting you whether or not she was willing to sleep with you. Her decision to do so on any occasion is solely contingent upon the status she believes this will confer upon her relative to the status of other females she knows. You are a mere token in this social calculus, and beyond it, you barely exist at all. Anything you do or say will be held up to derision by her amongst her social circle.

@kherevaHow did you manage to only meet the most pathetic, shallow women in existence, to exclusion of all others? Is there a geographical location where they all congregate, and do you have the misfortune of living there? ...Seriously though, stop trying to get laid at bars. Your life will improve substantially.

So the next comic link is screwed. I can't skip to the next one through the archives because they're indexed ONLY by title for some reason, and I obviously don't know what the next comic is, not having read it yet. I can't even get there by manually entering the url because again the comic urls are based on the title. Anyone with a less benighted browser want to post a link to the next one down here?

Next one from here is this comic. I see that the "next" and "previous" links are in really weird places on this one, but they still work as links in Chrome. Hmmmmm. ~Missy

There has never been a black guy on this strip. Or an Asian. Or a Native American. Or any minority really.

Note from Scott: I don't make a big deal about race in the comic. I don't do jokes about it, so the subject just doesn't come up. While I don't base the personalities of my characters on the people their looks are copied from, almost all of my characters do correspond to a real person, and for the most part, I think of them as being the race of the person they are modeled on. As such, there are regular characters who are Jewish, Mexican, Pacific Islander and Indian.

I admit to the lack of Asians and African Americans. That was an oversight when I first started the comic, and it's hard to get new people to pose for source photos, since I have to make them sign a release and have a discussion about how everyone in my comic is a jerk.