Gruntipedia - Elites

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Source: Wikia. Pages: 40. Chapters: Arbiter, B.O.B., Covenant, Covenant Separatists, Covenant Ships, Elite Councilor, Elite Major, Elite Ranger, Energy dagger, Firefight, Ghost, Great Schism, Heretic Elite, Heretics, Honor Guard, N'tho 'Sraom, Ossoona, Phantom, Plasma Turret, Ripa 'Moramee, Rtas 'Vadum, Sangheili, Sanghelios, Separatist Phantom, Sesa 'Refumee, Shadow, Spec-Ops, Spectre, Spirit, Type-1 Antipersonnel Grenade, Type-25 Directed Energy Pistol, Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle, Type-26 Ground Support Aircraft, Type-31 Rifle, Type-33 Light Anti-Armor Weapon, Type-50 Sniper Rifle System, Type-51 Carbine, Type-52 Directed Energy Support Weapon, Ultra Domo, Usze 'Taham, Wortish, Wraith, Xytan 'Jar Wattinree, Zealot, Zhar, Zuka 'Zamamee. Excerpt: The Arbiter (also known as the Arbiturd, Arbitard, Armbiter, Assbiter or simply The Dervish) is a disgraceful honorary and ceremonial rank bestowed to the most sexy strong and brave completely ass off the wall batshit crazy Elites by none other than the Ballchinians. They are sent on suicidal and very dangerous missions because the prophets hate the arbiter and want him/her/it to die the Prophets want them to regain their honor. And if they refuse, they are either thrown in the Heretic Pit or forced to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup over and over again until they die from an oversized boner or have visions of Cortana getting breast implants between Halo 2 and Halo 3. That's why none of them have refused any of their missions. The Arbiter armor (AKA the Arbiturd S00t) is the armor that these so-called qHonorary Warriorsq wear. Dey beThe Sexy Arbiturd Suit. rawkin' dat shit erreywhere dey go mayne. The armor gives them Jesus Powers. Therefore they can kick ass and rescue you whenever you're in trouble. God knows what else they can do in that suit, I mean, nobody wants to fuck with an elite wearing that bad boy. Add a photo to this gallery BOB is not a rank, BOBS are just Elites that customise their armour. They take great care in...Source: Wikia.

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Gruntipedia - Elites

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- 2011-10-27

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