Friday, September 7, 2018

Up till now nobody threw shade like President Donald J. Trump. But now, well…competition: our FLOTUS put her Slim Shady glasses on and tossed a bit of it herself at the NYT et al.

“Freedom of speech is an important pillar of our nation’s founding principles and a free press is important to our democracy. The press should be fair, unbiased and responsible.

Unidentified sources have become the majority of the voices people hear about in today’s news. People with no names are writing our nation’s history. Words are important, and accusations can lead to severe consequences. If a person is bold enough to accuse people of negative actions, they have a responsibility to publicly stand by their words and people have the right to be able to defend themselves.

To the writer of the oped — you are not protecting this country, you are sabotaging it with your cowardly actions.”

Somebody had to throw a little shade at the shadow government now operating in a news room near you. And let’s face it, nobody can rock a pair of shades quite like Melania.

So there you have it: 2 Slim Shadys for the price of 1!

The real Slim Shady

A much better arrangement than we got with that last 2-for-1 White House deal.