Ladies, please affix some hair feathers to your scalp. The time has come to boldly go where we go every week: to the magical life of Jenelle Evans. Last time we checked on this lovable chicken Alfredo addict, she had spent the night in jail after violating her probation, only to ditch a meeting with her lawyer in favor of a Ke$ha concert. We know, so many worries.

Jenelle decides to make things right by writing her probation officer a heartfelt letter begging for a second chance, and obviously it works. Because who doesn't want a love note from Jenelley? Luckily, Jenelle and her on-again off-again gal pal, Tori, make a pact not to smoke weed — so fingers crossed that these two can stay on the wagon. You can do it, Jenelle! Hugs not drugs!Meanwhile, Jace's second birthday is coming up, and Jenelley is majorly bummed that her baby daddy, Andrew Lewis, isn't there to celebrate. This dude hasn't even sent Jace a card or present for his big day, and we are currently shaking our heads at him. But don't worry guys, Jenelle buys Jace a Slip 'n Slide and everything is right with the world! When in doubt, frolick around your yard in a bikini.