Main plot: A guy loses his job, can't manage to kill himself, so hires a contract killer, meets a girl, doesn't want to die anymore.Subplot: The contract killer is dying of lung cancer.

At the theatre: 16 Blocks

Main plot: Bruce Willis is an alcoholic cop (surprise?), who has to take a witness sixteen blocks from the police station to the court house.Subplot: Bruce Willis' cop has a hangover, but it gets better.

I look at you and you look at me and deep in our hearts know itThat you weren't much of a muse, but then I weren't much of a poet