differentperson: anti-immigrant gun. Its capable of night and thermal vision, A range of 800 yards, and has a point system...

DQ: Uhhh, point system?

differentperson: observe.

illegal: Wheres that damn el-fountain-o?

*DP shoots illegal and gets 10 points*

DQ: 10 points?

DP: You get 20 points for killing two illegals and 45 for a whole family.

DQ: You're so racist!

DP: I am not racist, I hate everyone equally!

*Aries' Castle*

Miyamoto: Sony must not get to us, sir!

Regginator: BRRRRRR REGGIE SMASH SONY!

*VCDL knocks on door*

VCDL: Regginator, are you there?

Strange Midget: Yes?

VCDL: Are you Regginator?

Midget: Do you know the password?

VCDL: No one spoke of a password?

Midget: No shit, sherlock. Why do you think they call it a password?

VCDL: Whats the password?

Midget: I can't tell you.

VCDL: You got some lip on you little one...

Midget: Well, these lips were o your wife last night!

VCDL: I don't have a wife...

Midget: You may enter...

VCDL: THATS THE PASSWORD?!

Midget: Nah, The only way to get through is to own me in a smartass comment contest. You're the 2nd to beat me.

VCDL: Who was the 1st?

Midget: Some douche by the name of "Fire Hazard" or "Pyro Charizard".

*Melbourne PD*

Kerryn: Excuse me, but when I get applications for getting a job at the federal police agency?

Officer: EL OH EL!

Kerryn: OH FOR THE LOVE OF SHIT!

Officer: Pooned. we are both going to be officers of the law. LAM-OH!

Kerryn: Can you just please give me my damn application so I can be on my way?

Officer: I will but you are going to have to do a leet strip search for me. On your knees, butt naked pee ell zee! LAUGH OUT LOUD! Ecks Dee!

Kerryn: Did that little asshole Pyro set this up?

Officer: The only asshole I see is yours when I penetrate it. UBER POONED! Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!

NCP: Jeb, I signed it in. Now, can I have it back?

Kerryn: NCP, what are you doing?

NCP: Getting my marijuana back.

Kerryn: FROM HERE?!

NCP: My super powered windmill blew it away.

Officer: EH OH EL, it was on CNN. He was a little bitch crying on TV. Pooned.

Kerryn: SHUT UP! >_<

Officer: Here it is, boy. I hope you smoke all of it bee number four it blows away again. Tee Tee Why Ell! Kay Tee H Ecks BAI!

*Kerryn backhands Officer Jeb*

Officer: Owowowowowow. EL OH EL OH. Ok ok, here is your application but can I restrain you then cuff...

Kerryn: NO!

Officer: Bruned! >_<

ON THE NEXT KICKIN IT! Urban war ensues when CRASH clashes with Miguel and friends in the most dramatic scene in a shitty skit yet! R-I finds out the true Catnip and Psy starves to death from modding GTASA PC way too much. Plus a shocking twist that will leave you breathless!

Unlike the mainstream forums, we're gritty, crazy sociopaths. And still approved by Rockstar. Most GTA Sites cater to a younger, softer audience (Zidane?), as opposed to this forum, which caters to bi-polar grandmothers with too many cats (Pyro?).

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