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I think that this is going to be the best class-action lawsuit ever. I'm even going to enjoy the TV commercials asking people who have had similar problems to contact the lawyers involved, which is good because I don't think the part that happens in the courtroom is going to take very long.

People are funny. I guess he just wanted to make sure you believed him. Just like when parents bring in their kids with a fever. "Did you give him any Tylenol." "No, I wanted you to see they really did have a fever." Uh, guess what, we believe you. LOL Diana

Sounds like a one of those "sleeping shaving" episodes from Ambien. Or maybe date rape drug.

My dental hygienist said that a conference that she and some others meant a guy in a bar. He went back to their room and proceeded to pass out. They painted his nails.Imagine their surprise when, the next morning, he was in front of the early morning talk, looking disheveled and with painted nails. Yes, he was one of the speakers and he didn't realize in his hung over state that everytime he pointed to the screen, he was pointing with finger nails painted bright pink.

Maybe he knows that the side effects listed as "very rarely" can be from very few reported cases and had a bet going that he was able to get "half-sided loss of pubic hair" inside the medication's leaflet?Or he did a bad shaving job, was too embarrassed to tell his girlfriend and told her that bogus... which made her force him to send it in as to report it.

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