Val’s Voice – Jan. 29, 2007

Well, is winter finally here now? Where is that Global Warming when you need it? As you will soon notice I was ‘snowed’ in this week! (meaning, not much getting ‘out’ this week) We taped another fine month of shows this week for the, "Out and About Today Show". I am telling you it just keeps getting better. Not that I am biased or anything! Check out the O&A website (outandaboutnewspaper.com) for photos and story about this months shows.

Have you checked out Rosie’s web site lately? She has a link to impeach Bush. Not a bad idea, especially since they wanted to impeach Clinton, just for a little ‘cigar activity’! (and smoking is was not yet banned in the White House at that point, was it?)heehee Check out rosie.com.

The PREDS are doing Nashville proud these days. They are #1 in league. They need more support though. If you haven’t been to a hockey game lately, you should check it out.

AND NOW…A WORD ABOUT THE L-WORD………..

Last nights episode was very funny, from the opening scene to the b/ball game. Imagine a tight close up of Alice’s face yelling, "Yes, circles, circles are good, no, no, no teeth! Oh yes, teeth are good!!" Then WHO should pop out from under the covers? None other than Cybil Shepherd!heehhee (is anyone else having a hard time relating to her as Phyllis?) Funny stuff! I also enjoyed the b/ball game. They FINALLY started looking like real lesbians! Wouldn’t you agree? Well, with the exception of Jenny who kept running away from the ball, yelling …"Don’t throw it to me!" She was reminding me of a ‘drag queen’, attempting a sport! And, PLEASE explain to me WHY Tina would still ‘identify’ herself as a lesbian, when she has been,laughing,loving,sleeping,crying,living,breathing,f@#king,dying…..with a man!!! I mean, isn’t it hard enough to realize that you are a lesbian when you REALLY are one? I did like the way Bette fouled her though, I’m sure Diane wouldn’t know anything about that, right?heeheeWhen is ‘Vanilla Spice’ (Papi’s loving nick-name for Shane) going to get back on her saddle? And, how many times, have you mother’s out there ever been ‘hit on’ at the PTA meetings? Not even at the HARPER VALLEY PTA, was THAT ever mentioned! But, Shane seems to attract them EVERYWHERE she goes! POOR ANUS!! UH,…I mean Angus. BOO-HOO…he is a whole 36 years old!! WAAA! Sounds like a good enough reason to cheat, huh? Where are they going to go with that one? Other than getting a great new song out of it, anyway.

To all those curious straight co-workers, who want to know if that is the way the lesbian lifestyle is, I pose this question to them….are ALL housewives like the women on Desperate Housewives? Are all the single women as rambunctious as Sex and the City? Are all gay men the same as Queer as Folk? Are all men created equal? Are…oh, never mind, I think you get the picture, right?

Mary Hayes-Grieco"See where your own energy wants to go, not where you think it should go. Do something because it feels right, not because it makes sense. Follow the spiritual impulse."

For a short month February sure has a lot of activities!HAPPY BIRTHDAY NISSA!!Well, that’s all I have for you this month…I know it’s short and to the point, but till next time…

Love to all,VAL’S VIEW

UPCOMING EVENTS:

JANUARY-29-NISSA?S B/DAY

FEBRUARY-1-THE MONTH OF VAL KICKS OFF ( I KNOW YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE, RIGHT?)

FEBRUARY-1-ROBIN OPENS HER NEW STORE

FEBRUARY-3-PREDS PLAY DUCKS (SHOULD BE A GREAT GAME!)

FEBRUARY-4-SUPERBOWL!FEBRUARY-14-VAL—-ENTINE’S DAY (DON’T YOU JUST LOVE THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY?)

FEBRUARY-19-VDAY!!! (MY B/DAY OF COURSE!!) THE ACTUAL DAY ANYWAY, BUT DON’T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM CELEBRATING ALL MONTH, OK?

The O&A/Inside Out Cruise is due to set sail (see info below)More than 300 individuals have booked cabins on a fantastic cruise aboard the luxurious Costa Mediterranean, which will set sail from Fort. Lauderdale bound for the tropics on Sunday, Feb. 25 returning Sunday, March 4. For more information or to book your cruise, call toll free 1-888-403-0071.

DON’T FORGET TO WATCH? THE OUT AND ABOUT TODAY SHOW ON WEEKENDS FRIDAY NIGHT @ 8:30PM SATURDAY @ 2AM & 9:30PM SUNDAY @ 2AM & 10:00PM FOR MORE INFO ON CURRENT EVENTS CHECK OUTANDABOUTNEWSPAPER.COM