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Kabuki Theatre: James Comey Edition

Welcome to Kabuki Theatre courtesy of the U.S. Senate.

It’s almost showtime today in Washington D.C. Get your drinks ready, and your popcorn popped because this is going to be the event of the year. The stage is set for an explosive hearing as former FBI director, James Comey prepares to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee for the first time since he was fired.

The press and political pundits are salivating… Will this be the John Dean moment they’ve all be waiting for? Will they finally get their smoking gun and be able to fulfill their impeachment dreams?

The answer is a resounding NO!

Here’s what I believe will happen today:

The Left’s narrative that Trump knowingly colluded with Russia to win the election, and then used his power as president to obstruct the investigation will be destroyed. Trump didn’t intervene and collude with Putin to change the election results. The reality is that Hillary Clinton was a corrupt, unlikeable candidate, and IS STILL A LOSER! (Note to Democrats: Please encourage her to run again in 2020).

We’ll find out that Trump tried to pressure Comey to take a loyalty oath because he surrounds himself with people who suffer from the Emperor Has No Clothes syndrome who tell him what he wants to hear. The fact that Trump wanted Comey’s loyalty only shows that he is clueless regarding the purpose of the FBI. *Note to Trump, this only works for Democrats.

We’ll also find out that Trump is a liar and a bully who is obsessed with his personal image and relationships. What a shock!

At the end of the day, Democrats, liberal pundits, and media will claim victory-- you see, he lied! He pressured Comey to take an oath.

The Republicans and Trump sycophants will claim victory-- Trump won fair and square. We told you there wasn’t any Russian collusion. Fake news! Fake news! Fake news!

Trump will live tweet the entire ordeal, giving the press fodder for days…

In the meantime, the American people will lose. This will be the ultimate political fundraiser for the two parties and will be another “nothing burger.” This "date" will probably end up costing the taxpayers millions and millions of dollars when the smoke clears and the curtain closes.

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Written by Heather Bryant

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