Fashion Faux Pas: Do Ghosts Wear Pants? Miley Cyrus’ Doesn’t

Oh no! Miley Cyrus is a ghost! AND she forgot her pants again!

-Lucia Peters

This isn’t the first time Miley Cyrus has forgotten her pants; but this time, something’s a little different. Whatever could it be? Wait! I know! Aaaaaah! She’s a ghost! Run for your lives!!!!

Or, y’know, don’t—something tells me that Miley Cyrus’ ghost wouldn’t be that dangerous. Besides, she’s not actually dead; she’s just dressed up for Halloween. The pop star recently posted the above pic on her Pheed account, featuring herself, her 12-year-old sister Noah, and that wacky skeleton ghost thing floating above them. Given the washed-out look of Miley and Noah and their glowing eyes, we can only assume that Skeleton Ghost Guy swooped down upon them and stole their souls, thus turning them into ghosts themselves. Too bad Miley wasn’t wearing pants when it happened; she’s now doomed to walk the earth endless in search of something to help her cover up.

Anyway, all ghostliness aside: Miley? You might want to start making an effort to remember to put your pants on every so often. The whole bottomless schtick is getting a little old. You’ve got a new album coming out soon and a world tour coming up—why not celebrate by treating yourself to a new pair of trousers? Your chilly little legs (and probably your fans, too) will thank you for it!