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I don’t talk about this much because I worry people might think I’m immature or a weirdo or something. Deep breath. Okay, here it goes…At the tender age of 45 I am finding myself totally into all things zombie. No…I’m not into them like that. I’m not a perv. I’m into them the way normal people are into them:

Anyway, while attending one of our puppy school sessions, I was looking around at all the super adorable pups (except for that yippy yappy Chihuahua) and I thought, “What if zombies invaded the puppy school and turned all the puppies into zombies?” Now let’s be real, I know people think about these things, I’m the only one brave enough to admit it.

So here’s how I think a puppy school zombie invasion would go down:

Puppies BEFORE zombie invasion:

SITKA GOLDIE FINN

Puppies AFTER zombie invasion:

Yes, this is how I spent my free time tonight…turning puppies into zombies.

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Hi! My name is Wendy and I'm the mom of a teenage boy, the wife of my college sweetheart and the owner of 2 lightning fast whippets. I recently took up running and found out that, unlike my dogs, I'm pretty slow. No biggie though, I'm slow at a lot of things like recognizing life's little lessons. Going forward I'll be paying more attention and with this blog I plan to share what lessons life throws my way.