by:Lil Eli (05/30/2006)
Calvin: Boy, I hate school assignments! Mis Wormwood is out to destroy my life!
Hobbes: What do you have to do?
Calvin: Make a leaf collection! What a dumb waste of time!
Hobbes: How many do you need?
Calvin: 50! I gotta collect 50 leaves!
Calvin: And just when I thought of a loophole, the teacher said every leaf has to be a different kind.
Hobbes: Shes got your number.
Hobbes: When do you need to present your leaf collection?
Calvin: In two weeks.
Hobbes: That's not so bad. You just need three or four leaves a day.
Calvin: I'm not working on weekends.
Hobbes: Ok, five leaves a day.
Calvin: And my weekdays are booked until next thursday at 6 PM!
Hobbes: So you need 50 leaves in an hour...
Calvin: I told you it was impossible!!

by:greendayjc93 (12/27/2005)
Every day, my mom asks me, "How was school?" And I lie of course, because if I tell her the truth, she'd probably commit suicide. Here's a list of the "stuff" I put up with: 1.Racism, 2. fat jokes, 3. yo mama jokes, 4. getting dissed by someone by asking a simple question, 5.physical abuse, and best of all, brain damage!