I love you, man. There. I said it. Your dad might not. Your mom might not. But I did. You make me feel young. You make me feel that spring has sprung. Let's get a cottage somewhere in Upstate NY, move in together, and raise sheep. Let's do it. You and me. We'll make YTMNDs. We'll grow tomatoes. It'll be great.

What the f*ck kinda' question is that? Does having vast amounts of views do something for you? You've got issues, friend. Seek help. The internet and your "views" mean nothing. You won't make legitimate money from this. You won't win friends or influence people. This is all a joke, for fun. Which, you apprently don't get.