BEHIND THE SECRET DOOR has two things going against it: weak direction and an unattractive cast. The star is Ty Hudson whom to call homely were to compliment. Neither the face nor the chunky hirsute body are appealing. Unfortunately hes in nearly every scene. We see him in front of his computer watching porn (what hes watching seems more enticing than what we are) or hes on the phone calling someone to come over, or hes opening his front door (the secret door). We begin with Ty at the computer and then we cut away to Brad Benton painting a canvas. (Is this what Tys watching or what?) Brad has a technique that would have made Jackson Pollock proud. Hes smearing the paint on with his fingers and then blowing bubbles onto it. John Marcus (old enough to be Brads daddy) comes a-knockin. Brad jumps off the table and they fly together as though driven by a power stronger than lovelust. Soon both are naked. BradIm sorry to sayis getting a bit plump. Too much pizza and beer I suspect. Gone is that slim youthful figure. This is not to say that brad is now unattractive.

I was maybe halfway through the 105-minute Behind the Screen Door from Oh Man Studios before I realized where the title came from. Scenes did not flow with each other nor did any sort of script. People arriving at the house where the action takes place come thru the front door which happens to be red and is the secret door. Don't worry--the sex is better than the script writing. Despite all of that, there are several hot men offering up some hot activity. Ty Hudson, one of the hot hunky studs on the box cover is the featured star of this flick and appears in 4 of the 5 scenes. The film opens with Ty coming home and sitting down at his computer to watch some porn. We also see Brad Benton painting and blowing bubbles. Yes, it looks as silly as it sounds. John Marcus appears to be scouting the place as if he is ready to rob it. However, all he is doing is working his way around to the area Brad is in. He walks into the room, and within seconds he and Brad are all over each other kissing, groping, etc. Brads clothes come off first and thus John is down sucking his dick.

If you like to see a muscleman on his knees with a cock in his mouth, or a muscle man on his back with a cock in his assthen this one might be for you. It begins with Derek Stone whose white hair makes him resemble the CEO of some Fortune 500 company on the phone order five muscular moving men. He gives instructions for them to come on in, as he will be in the shower. (As three scenes occur before he gets out of the shower, we tend to forget this. Perhaps the movers do too as he fails to give them either his name or address. This is just one instance of Blue Blakes insightful dialogue.) We cut to Robert Van Damme (the cover hunk) and Jim Slade lugging a mattress into an empty room and leaning it against the wall. The Oscar-winning dialogue is as follows: Jim: Damn! That was heavy. Robert: Whatre you lookin at? Jim: You. Robert: Me? They kiss. Their clothes melt (from their body heat I suppose). Robert has a nice uncut cock surmounted by only a thumbnail of pubic hair. Jims hair is a bit sparse in the crotch department also. Jim sucks Roberts cock and rims his ass.

We all know how awful moving can be. If only I had called the Musclemen Moving Company for my recent move, I think it would have been a lot more fun! The Plot Derek Steel has hired Musclemen Moving Company to help him with his move to a new house. The movers are hard at work unloading the truck, and newcomer Robert Van Damme and Jim Slade carry a mattress up to the second floor. The hard work apparently makes the men horny, and soon they are naked and making out. Van Damme's got a great body, and a great uncut cock. Director Blue Blake claims he's going to be a big star, but first I think he's going to have to work on his English. At any rate, the men suck cock and rim each other, before Van Damme fucks Slade on the mattress. Slade shoots his load on his chest, while Van Damme shoots all over Slade's face. Slade even open his mouth and gets a few drops of the yummy spooge. It seems as if some studios are beginning to test the limits of safer sex practices in their films.

Blue Blake enters the ring in this celebration of wrestling, and the results aren't half bad. The Plot The movie starts with Jim Slade and Ben Campezi deciding that they need to get back in shape, and so they agree to take up wrestling. Personally, I think Ben Campezi is perfect just the way he is, but that's beside the point. They go down to the local gym, and while Slade is stripping, he catches a glimpse of Tony Cage and Jason Hawke in the ring. But the only wrestling they're doing is with their tongues. Newcomer Tony Cage is one hot piece of meat! Though it should be noted that like many of Blue Blake's models, he is nearly devoid of any body hair whatsoever. He and Hawke exchange blowjobs before Cage gets him down on the mat and fucks him. Scene 2 stars pro wrestler Jay Poison with twink Jeremy Jordan. Since I don't follow professional wrestling, I had no idea who Jay Poison is. But apparently his crossover to the gay porn industry horrified some people in the wrestling world. I do know however, that Poison has an incredibly built body.

Although the film is written and produced by Blue Blake, the studio chief has handed over the direction as well as the videography to the able Andre Adair. It was a wise decision as Adair has fashioned a scorching film from Blakes screenplay. The film opens with Jim Slade and Ben Campezi telling their wives that they are going to take up wrestling. Once at the gym, Jim is surprised to see the two hunks in the ring engagednot in a hammerlockbut in a lip-lock. These hunks are Tony Cage and Jason Hawke, either one of whom could make a straight guy think again. Together they are the most persuasive argument to go gay it is possible to imagine. Jason has been working out and has put on more muscle that when I last saw him. A tuft of hair decorates his chin now. Tony has only appeared in productions for this studio. This handsome young man-mountain is unforgettable. They go from their lip-lock to sucking one anothers cocks and rimming ass before Tony fucks the willingly submissive Jason. The second scene features Jasons real-life boyfriend Jeremy Jordan.

Blue Blake does the Boybuilder genre better than anyone has ever done it and its not exception with The Bouncer. Starring Jake Gianelli, Jim Slade, Ben Campezi, Tony Valentino, Jason Hawke, Wiktor Perseo, a special appearance by Gage Blake, and Introducing Tony Cage. This film written directed and produced by Blue Blake himself. So lets get the story out of the way, Straight Bodybuilders have sex, bottom line. There is actually a steroid selling type story to follow but the sex is what youve come for and man does it deliver. First off we have two solo scenes by Gage Blake and Tony Cage. Each one delivers for being just j/o. Each of these guys have killer bodies and amazing cocks. If you only put these two scenes on a DVD you would want to buy it. Now lets start with the sex, First up is Ben and Viktor. When the two find some money lying in Jakes house they decide to act out what looks like an escort scene. First off both these guys have killer bodies. They look great together, and look great sucking each other.

The credits announce The BOUNCER as a Blue Blake film. This is indeed accurate, as Blake makes films not just porn. Instilling his productions with a strong plot makes Blake a man after my own hard. His star in this one is Jake Gianelli, a muscular hunk who could win the Mr. Olympia competition. Wow, but this man is built. Jake s character is a bouncer by trade, but makes most of his income selling illegal steroids to weightlifters and other athletes. (It is a plot right out of todays headlines.) Also in the cast are Jim Slade, Jason Hawke, Ben Campezi, and Tony Valentino who are becoming Big Blue regulars. New to me are Viktor Perseo and Tony Cage, a great-looking muscle hunk who is called Luke Cage in the Behind the Scenes section. Blues brother Gage has a cameo appearance. Blue himself appears in a non-sex role. As the film opens Jake is asleep beside a female who is stroking the bulge in his undies and reaching inside them. The phone rings but Jake feigns sleep. It is the dames cue to leave and she does.

In STRAIGHT JOCKS CONFESS (or, as I like to call it, QUEER ASS FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY) Blue Blake has taken 3 straight gay-for-pay guys and paired them with four gay guys. Big Blue does intros in Black and White and then we have a short interview with each of the straights before their scene. The first scene takes place poolside with Tony Valentino [straight] and Jason Hawke [gay]. Tony, who used to play Rugby in Oz, is a hulking mate with a shaved head. After a swim in the pool he goes and lies on a lounge chair. Enter humpy Jason Hawke whose handsome face, beautiful build, and pierced tongue could make anyone gay. Jason dives into the pool, swims over to where Tony is lying, and gets down on his dick. Tony has a big one, and my but it is gorgeous. Oh, yeah, just like that! Tony tells the sucking Jason whose pierced tongue is doing wonders even though Jason is not the best cocksucker in the world. After quite a time, Tony slowly sticks his dick between Jasons meaty buns. Jasons cock is as stiff as a ramrod as Tony fucks him.