Given the chat's demographics (90% Asian, 50% evangelical Christian, average age about 15, and evenly divided between girls who wanted Jeremy to take them to prom/marry them and boys who wanted to challenge him in Call of Duty/one-on-one) and its sheer scale (the thousands of participants asked well over 8,000 questions at a rate of around two per second), the session ended up being a tremendously disorienting experience. Can you imagine watching a Kidz Bop video at 64x fast forward on acid? Basically, that.

• Lin's favorite Pokemon is Blastoise. "He's a beast!"
• Lin would like to visit Japan and Korea this summer. His best friend is Korean.
• Lin "struggle[s] with pride every day," but keeps in mind that "I'm still a sinner, no matter how many points/assists/wins I get on the court."
• Some unnamed Knicks teammates "like to fart continuously."
• Lin hates all insects besides ants.
• Lin would not fight a tiger for an NBA championship. He would fight a snail.
• Lin couldn't finish the Harry Potter books because they were too long.
• Lin does not have a girlfriend, but he still won't go to prom with you.