The Mindy Project on Fox at 9:30pm ET. This is the episode with special guest star Stephen Colbert and even specialer guest star Stephen Colbert’s beard. Also, my mac keeps trying to autocorrect me on the computer now so it is only through diligent retraining work that the previous sentence didn’t read “specula guest star Stephen Colbert’s beard.” The trials of the modern writer; I am saved from most ordinary typos, but new and exotic ones are added without my input.

Chicago Fire on NBC at 10:00pm ET. I went to google this to learn more about it, since all I know is that Chase from House and Lady Gaga’s fiancé are on the show, but the first result that popped up in Google is for the soccer team. THE SOCCER TEAM. You all know how Americans tend to feel about soccer, right? That’s pretty damning that the Chicago soccer team (also called Chicago Fire) is rating a higher Google position than the TV show. Or perhaps that’s a quirk based on my search history, anyone else wanna test that for me? Anyway, this is coming back for a fourth season so I guess someone’s watching it.

Justified on FX at 10:00pm ET.

Genevieve Burgess does understand that “specialer” is not a word, but autocorrect doesn’t understand terrible jokes, so she and the computer overlords will call it a draw.

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