A Leprechauns dream

By scooter

Original link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/a-leprechauns-dream.aspx

Tags: Humor, Doxies, Sex

Added: 22 Jul 2011 Views: 1235 Avg Score:
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Spied a sweet young vixen,Down at the local Shamrock’s,Shakin’ her 36 D diddies,And teasin’ all the cocks.

Wearin a tight green t-shirtShakin’ her flamin’ red hair,Her perky hard nipplesPointing the way to her lair.

O’er a pint we sit and flirt,And discuss the jewel beneath her skirt.

As we kiss and head for her bed,I wonder if tonightShe’ll give me good head.

Fingers searching inside her knickers,My head spinnin’ as she drops to her kneesTo blow on my stiff flute,Her pretty lil kisser aimin’ to please.

I smile as I rememberWhen I had made the first pass,Droppin’ my hand beneath her skirt,Hoping finally I will be getting some hot ass.Oops, I shouldn’t have eaten all that pork,So I run for the men’s room.Sauerkraut always leaves me with gas,So I get relief with a big boom. I hope that things came out just fine,I am feeling kinda boloxed Maybe I should not have drunk all that wine.

Wishing I would perform like a green LeprechaunAs I enter and see her clothes in a pile.I start to rip off my clothes,It’s obvious, I haven’t had sex in a while. She smiles and can’t takeHer eyes off my magic wand.We fuck, and we suckTill our bodies go limp. As I gather my clothes, I smile at my luck.