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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Comments

Does anyone see anything wrong with this story? Memphis is not 1600 miles away from Miami (according to Google maps, it's 1041). Clearly when this guy fell asleep the cabbie made one hell of a detour to rack up the miles. That, or he just drove in circles for eight or nine hours. Of course, he is a South Florida driver, so I suppose that wouldn't be unheard of.

I checked the Internet for time/distance from St. Augustine to Key West. The actual drive was about 80% longer than the web sites assured me it would be.
Also, according to the Internet, my place is on the St. Johns River just south of Jacksonville.
Funny, I always thought I lived on an island south of St. Augustine.
Cabbie definitely should have asked for at least half up front.

I know this guy- Lucilo Perez. I had to evict him and his crackhead girlfriend from my apartment that I own in Miami Beach. He is a liar, a thief, and trust me this was planned the whole time. She "NELLIE" has been in and out of jail and now he is in jail. I hope he ROTS IN THERE!!!!!

I've also noticed that the internet is not absolutely 100% accurate when it comes to maps. Some family members of mine spent half an hour looking for a store in an area where, they eventually found, there was not and had never been such a store, but a well-known online map said it was there.