Great Comics That Never Happened - Page 3

In our recurring original art feature, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles carry on the noble comic book tradition of the imaginary story by bringing you the Best Comics Ever that don't actually exist! This week, as you may have heard, we're heading out to the San Diego Comic-Con, and we were wondering what it might be like if one of our favorite comic book characters went with us!

In our recurring original art feature, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles carry on the noble comic book tradition of the imaginary story by bringing you the Best Comics Ever that don't actually exist! This week, we step into the Squared Circle for the most off-beat tag-team of all!

Marvel Two-In-One Annual #9 (1984)

Writer: Chris Sims
Artist: Rusty Shackles

48pp, Full Color

When the Lord of the Vampires loses a battle with Mephisto for the right to rule the underworld, his only chance for survival is to challenge him to a duel, showing up at the Unlimited Class Wrestling Federation charity event to demand the Thing act as his second! Now, Ben Grimm and Dracula must unite in the ring to face off against Rey Infernerio and El Hijo de Mephisto in a no-holds-barred tag-team match -- with the souls of every fan in the arena at stake! Will their unlikely tag team be able to defeat two demonic rudos who honed their skills battling El Mascara De Plata in the '70s? Find out in this senses shattering throwdown!

For more Great Comics that Never Happened from Sims & Shackles, check out the GCTNH Archive!

In our recurring original art feature, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles carry on the noble comic book tradition of the imaginary story by bringing you the Best Comics Ever that don't actually exist! This week, we wonder why Bluewater's biographies are focusing on current stars like Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga when they could be giving us the comic book life story of one of the greatest frontmen in rock 'n ' roll history... DAVID LEE ROTH!

In our recurring original art feature, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles carry on the noble comic book tradition of the imaginary story by bringing you the Best Comics Ever that don't actually exist! This week, we find out what happens when DC tries to get some of that sweet, sweet Disney money by capitalizing on their own stage-bound super-heroine who finds herself trapped between super-heroes of the DCU and the mature readers of Vertigo:

For more Great Comics that Never Happened from Sims & Shackles, check out the GCTNH Archive!

In our recurring original art feature, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles carry on the noble comic book tradition of the imaginary story by bringing you the Best Comics Ever that don't actually exist! This week, it's a look at a sadly forgotten DC classic: When young Robby Reed discovers an alien "H-Dial," he discovers that he can use it to transform himself... into Jay-Z!

For more Great Comics that Never Happened from Sims & Shackles, check out the GCTNH Archive!

In our recurring original art feature, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles carry on the noble comic book tradition of the imaginary story by bringing you the Best Comics Ever that don't actually exist! This week, the Fastest Man Alive takes on the Man of Steel in a race--only to be interrupted by them moonshine-runnin' Duke Boys!

The Complete Encyclopedia of Awesome Comics has this to say about this dynamite-tipped arrow of an issue:

"DC Super Stars #27 (March-April 1981): When Boss Hogg sets up a phony charity designed to funnel contributions from well-meaning citizens into his own pockets, Superman and the Flash are roped into holding a charity race across Hazzard County--without super-powers! But when Bo and Luke Duke, a couple of good ol' boys who never mean no harm crash the race, can the two Fastest Men Alive outrun a souped-up Dodge Charger before it hits the county line? Find out in this exciting issue! Also featured: Lois Lane discovers a Hazzard County fashion statement sure to catch Clark Kent's eye and a two-page backup story where Jimmy Olsen and Kid Flash meet Coy and Vance!"

In our recurring original art feature, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles carry on the noble comic book tradition of the imaginary story by bringing you the Best Comics Ever that don't actually exist! This week, we find out what happens when two alien races make Earth their battleground... and find themselves right in the sights of the Motor City Madman!

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