As Salem unhappily prepares for his upcoming class reunion, Hilda and Zelda have to go to the Other Realm in order to become licensed to run the Clock Shop. While they’re gone, Sabrina and Dreama find the perfect date for Salem to take to his reunion: Dreama’s cat Juliette, a former witch that got caught trying to take over the universe. After taking care of that, Sabrina goes to work with Mrs. Quick trying to uncover a story about the lackluster food being served in the cafeteria and if it could be tied to Mr. Kraft’s sudden wealth. However, when the duo meets up with their informant, “Sore Throat”, their story falls through when he claims supernatural events have been going on at school, instead of accusing Mr. Kraft of funneling school money for his personal use.

Recap

Sabrina:(Picking up the phone) Hello?Little Old Lady: I’m calling from Other Realm Vegas about Mr. Saberhagen’s wedding.Sabrina: Nooooooo! (Abruptly hangs up the phone) Salem’s gonna propose to Juliette.Hilda: Okay, no matter what food they serve there, I think he’s gonna be crushed.Sabrina: Poor Salem, he’s gonna humiliate himself... more that usual.Zelda: We’ve gotta stop him. (They race up to the linen closet)Hilda: But if we don’t get there in time, I think we should all blame Dreama.Sabrina:(After a security guard shows up outside the linen closet) What’s going on?
Security Attendant: Security. What’s that ticking?Hilda:(Pointing at Zelda) Her!Security Attendant: Look, either you’re strapped with some kind of explosive device or you’re just ticked off. Either way, I can’t let you through.Sabrina: It’s not like we’re flying to Israel.Zelda: Come on, you two, go. Salem can’t wait. (Dreama and Sabrina head off to the Other Realm)Hilda: I’m guessing a hijacking joke wouldn’t be funny to you.

Cultural References

The episode title is an allusion to Shakespeare's play Romeo and Julliet.