Pelican Wine Bottle Holder

It’s a well known fact that pelicans are the animal kingdom’s biggest lushes. Do you really think that big beak is for catching fish? Hell to the no Bobby, it’s for downing booze. Now pelicans are, as you know, classy birds. They don’t like cheap beer or $3 bottles of wine (I saw that on Discovery Channel). Accurately reflecting the true way of nature is the Seashore Pelican Beach Bird Wine Bottle Holder Storage, a near picture perfect portrayal of what you’d see if you caught a pelican in it’s natural habitat. White wine before sundown, red wine after. These birds know what’s up. Matching stopper with a mini-pelican included.