Facebook app scores your social life

The social networking site has a new app from Ultimat Vodka that determines how “social” you are by measuring the frequency of your check-ins (0 — I despise that feature) and using facial-recognition technology that analyzes photos posted to your profile to see how happy your friends are to hang out with you. Since I am alone in 99 percent of the pictures on my profile (trying not to drag others into my professional life), I’m not surrounded by many happy faces.Mashable goes on to say “the Social Life Audit app, released this week, rates your social status (measured by how many photos you appear in per week on Facebook). your crew size (the average number of people who appear in photos with you) and your activity level (how many places you check in to per week), among other factors, to make its determination.”

Thing is, I’d rather be sober and well-rested (and not drag people onto my public profile who don’t want to be there) than the talked-about woman who gets drunk, acts childish and sleeps the day away.

I would fail miserably since my facebook only has scrabble on it. No worries, I’m sure some insecure 30 something cool person who liked to pick on the nerdy girls in high school thought up this one to justify her miserable existence. Nothing wrong being a professional non drinking morning person married with kids. Besides, if you “win” this game you score hundreds of additional marketing emails per day and possibly have your identity stolen. Congratulations to those players!