Jersey Shore's Spin-Offs: Asians, Persians, and Russians Wanted

The producers who made Jersey Shore are now working on literally-named spin-off The Persian Version. This is in addition to the Asian version in L.A. and the Russian version in Brighton Beach. Reality television: 21C minstrel shows?

Los Angeles' Asian version specifies Koreatown but is open to all Asians as well as fetishists: "If you are not Asian but are obsessed with Asian culture or people in some way, email us and please explain."

"Its time to show the world that being Persian-American is a celebration of the American dream" says Doron Ofir Executive Casting Director.

So if you are at least 21 years old, appear younger than thirty and are outrageous, outspoken and a proud Persian-American, then Doron Ofir Casting and 495 Productions, the team who brought you Jersey Shore, are looking for you!

Casting is already underway, to get on the A-list, email us at: Persianversioncasting@gmail.com