6 thoughts on “PREPARE FOR RAPTURE!”

1) That is the whitest Jesus I’ve ever seen. I didn’t think it’d be possible for there to be a whiter Jesus than redheaded blue eyed Jesus, but that guy is it. He’s also pretty old to be Jesus, too. And a bit thick. I never fancied the Savior as a husky guy.

2) A burning bush float would have been much cooler.

3) Were those charming young people sitting on His float? How do you score that great gig?