well now, good ole deuw sure a nuff did made 2008 a very interesten year fer me. "the 21st century global adventures of deuw" all began with that first spam email from mr jon kertuss on january 31st, 2008. at that time, i had no ideer what an amazen tale that this hare story wood become.

each of the segments, chapters, episodes, whatever you want to call them, came from the bottom of a bottle of wine.

and as you've noticed by now,

there are a lot of segments,

chapters, episodes, whatever.

so many a bottle of wine was consumed

during the writing of

"the 21st century global adventures of deuw"

for inspiration,

intoxication,

creativity,

inventive composition,

humorousness (hiccup),

comicalness (hiccough hickup),

and cackling laughter (heehaw).

there was many a time that i would hurriedly chug down a whole bottle just to get to the bottom of it and find out what hilarity deuw would present next. plus i found that it greatly helped to be in a wine-state-of-mind in order to write awl uv thus hare deuw-speek.

you probably

noticed

right off

that

deuw is

the least likely character

to ever win

a spelling bee.

he writes "awl fonetikal liek"

and if my spell checker had practically every word underlined in red then i felt that i had written down all of deuw's words correctly. here's something interesting that i observed early on: deuw is especially fond of the vowels "e" and "u" and for some reason never used the letter "y" - i asked him about that once and he got all hostile, not mean or angry but just very upset. he told me that he had his "reesunz n thoze reesunz wuz pearsunel" and he "dunt wont two tawk bowt et" and to "jist miend uwr owen biznes" so i've not approached that topic again. but he does just absolutely love the letter "w" - why he puts "w" into words like no one else possibly could. of course, i have noticed that since he rec'd that their dikshuneery from lil ms gennie-lou, hiz spielin uv werdz haz greetly emproved.

and through the writing of this story, deuw and i have become good ole drinkin' buddies - he sips his shine and i sips my wine and we just have us such a gewd ole tiem owt thare en pig swamp holler. we still get to laughen sooo hard bout awl tham thare krazee gowenz own. et awl iz jest sech a grate tiem. i hope you enjoyed!!!

cencerelee scottE-deuw

by the by, i also hoped that y'all enjoyed the music appreciation class of kensus toonz.

it was so very interesten to see the various videos of their music spannin 20 years.

"clementine" in 13 - shuer nuff evree dae (deuw's mowest faveriet sawng)"You Are My Sunshine" in 21 - after glow"Christmas 2008 (At Home For Christmas Day)" in 2008 - tis the seesun ya knownote: you can find the links to his music on the blog under the side bar: places to visit / sites to see.

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I'm woven in a fantasy, I can't believe the things I seeThe path that I have chosen now has led me to a wallAnd with each passing day I feel a littlemore like something dear was lostBut it rises now before me, a dark and silent barrier between,All I am, and all that I was ever meant to beIt's just a travesty, towering,Marking off the boundaries my spirit would erase

To pass beyond is what I seek, I fear that I may be too weakAnd those are few who've seen it through to glimpse the other side,But the promised land is waiting like a maiden that is soon to be a brideThe moment is a masterpiece, the weight of indecision's in the airIt's standing there, the symbol and the sum of all that's meIt's just a travesty, towering,Blocking out the light and blinding meI want to see

Gold and diamonds cast a spell, it's not for me I know it wellThe riches that I seek are waiting on the other sideThere's more that I can measure in the treasure of the love that I can findAnd though it's always been with me, I must tear down the Wall and let it beAll I am, and all that I was ever meant to be, in harmonyShining true and smiling back at all who wait to crossTHERE IS NO LOSS

yes, belle's hair is sooo cool, even for 1991. but it's her high note singin that really turns me on. i'd read somewhere that that was a cable access show somewhere in georgia - i jest luv her akcent y'all.

for the sign-off of the "21st century global adventures of deuw" i wanted to use "happy trails" and i found a bunch of listings on youtube with roy rogers and dale evans bet nut jest eggzaktly whut i wuz a lookin four. i spent months going back and checking out certain listings but something in that holler place in my head told me to keep looking. so i did a search for "happy trails" on youtube and low and behold, there was belle star. i thought her singing was the most appropriate for deuw's story. i've listened to her sing that song dozens of times in the past few weeks and it just cracks me up every time!!!

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note for chapters 1 thru 13: some members of "the goat herd" had a difficult time understanding my writing as the character "deuw" but he actually writes words phonetically - the way that they sound. i call it deuw-speak. so i've toned it way down for easier reading - after awl the humor iz in the stoweree thet deuw iz a tellin. the original emails that deuw sent to mr jon kertuss can be found in the "comments" section of each posting.