Watching Tornado coverage in Oklahoma City of the Tornado that touch down in Moore OK. Reports of it being 2 mile wide and class 4 if not class 5 :(

Really heart breaking hearing about the destruction.

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I guess the wind really does come sweeping down the plain. I'm terrified of the elephant eye high corn disaster that's bound to occur following this event.

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An update on our Oklahoma Admin, Darqflame is safe, all family accounted for, but no internet or services at this time. Edit, or she could have got internet back literally 30 seconds after I posted this, sure. but it was accurate at the time!

Last week, I saw a guy with an eyepatch and a gold monocle and pointed him out to Flea as one of the most awesome things I've seen, ever. If I had an eyepatch and a gold monocle, I'd always dress up as Mr. Peanut but with a hook hand and a parrot.

When it comes to sitting around not doing anything for long periods of time, only being active for short windows, and marginal changes and sidegrades I'd say FFXI players were the perfect choice for politicians.

I'm somewhat surprised that with something this destructive, there are "only" 24 deaths.

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Listened to the news conference with the mayor of Oklahoma City this afternoon. Sounds like the death counts are really hit and miss right now. It sounds as though a number of dead were taken directly to funeral homes rather than through the city/county coroner so counts are still on-going.

Listened to the news conference with the mayor of Oklahoma City this afternoon. Sounds like the death counts are really hit and miss right now. It sounds as though a number of dead were taken directly to funeral homes rather than through the city/county coroner so counts are still on-going.

He sounds like a crazy hobo on the street corner, why doesn't he look like one?

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Listening to NPR this morning, they were interviewing this guy who lived with his wife and foster children across from one of the schools that got hit hard. He woke up just as the cone was forming, and ran to take refuge in the school.

Their house was completely flattened, but they're all safe.

But all I could think of was that those 5 foster kids are almost certainly going to be taken away from that couple now (no home and all). And it sounds, from the way they and the kids were talking, that they were one of the foster families that actually gave a **** about the kids in their care. They had five, apparently, but it sounded like at least some of them were related. And keeping siblings together in the foster system is rare. Sucks.

I'm not particularly up to date on foster family rules and regulations and such, but I don't think Act of God would really disqualify them. A cursory, pathetically lazy in fact, search of Google doesn't really bring up anything though.

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