Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Love in Uniform - A SCANDALOUS LIAISON - LOVERS IN UNIFORM

The young woman naval officer, a Lieutenant, parks her scooter and starts walking to her office in the navy shore establishment, a stone frigate.

The moment she enters her office, she sees her boss, the Head of the Education Department, a middle-aged Commander with a salt and pepper beard.

Like her, he too is a “schoolie” landlubber in white uniform, though he is 15 years her senior and the senior-most Education Officer on the base.

The Commander (Ed) says anxiously: “Put on your peak cap and come with me fast. The Old Man wants to see you immediately.”

The “Old Man” – their Commanding Officer, a Commodore, looks at them sternly.

They see that the Commodore is furious – he does not return their salute.

Also, he does not ask them to sit down.

The Commodore gets straight to the point.

He looks at the young lady naval officer and asks her, “Where the hell were you last evening?”

“Sir…Sir…” she stutters.

“Come on, speak up – I haven’t got all day,” the Commodore shouts.

“Sir, I had gone for a movie,” she says.

“I know – at Eros – I was sitting right behind you,” the Commodore says.

“Sorry Sir – I did not see you – otherwise I would have surely wished you,” she says.

“Don’t give me bullshit – I care two hoots whether you wish me or not. I want to know who was that man sitting right next to you – the bugger with whom you were indulging in a disgusting public display of affection – they call it PDA – don’t they?” the Commodore says.

“Yes, Sir – they call it PDA - public display of affection,” the Commander (Ed) says.

“You shut up. Did I ask you?” the Commodore scowls at the Schoolie Commander, who starts trembling inside.

The Commodore looks at the young woman Lieutenant and barks out loudly, “Speak up, will you? Who the hell was that man with whom you were shamelessly making out with? And that too in public? Bloody PDA or whatever they call it!”

“Sir, he is a friend,” the woman naval officer says.

“Friend? My bloody foot! The bugger is a sailor,” the Commodore shouts.

“Sir, he is a Chief ERA …”

“I know he is a bloody ERA. He was on the last ship I commanded.”

“Sir, he is Chief Petty Officer,” the lady navy officer says.

“So? Does that make him a bloody officer? Now you listen to me clearly – I won’t have my officers shacking up with sailors…” the Commodore bellows.

The Commodore turns red as he shouts – he seems livid with anger.

The Commander (Ed) is perturbed at the Commodore’s profane language, so he says: “Sir, I will counsel her…”

Then the Commodore looks at the young lady navy officer and asks her, “How do you know this guy?”

“Sir, we are childhood friends,” she says.

“You are childhood friends with a sailor? How is that possible?”

“Sir, we were neighbours, we went to the same school – he was my elder brother’s classmate. And our fathers were good friends – they were from the same hometown. Sir, our fathers were in the navy,” she says.

“Oh. So you became a naval officer and your bloody boyfriend joined as an ERA,” the Commodore says.

“Yes, Sir,” the lady naval officer says.

“Why the hell didn’t your boyfriend join as an officer?”

“Sir, he tried for the NDA after school but could not clear the exam – but he was selected as an artificer apprentice. His father was retiring that year and he told him to join as an apprentice – his father was in a hurry for him to join and settle down in life.”

“And you did your graduation and joined the navy as a bloody schoolie?”

“Yes, Sir,” the lady naval officer says.

“Anyway, call it fate, call it luck – but remember one thing – you are an officer and you cannot fraternize with sailors. Is that clear?” the Commodore says.

“Sir, he plans to quit the navy and join the merchant navy as a marine engineer officer.”

“And when the hell is that going to happen?”

“After 5 years, Sir – the moment he finishes his 15 year contract,” the woman naval officer says.

“That’s a long way off. Now you listen to me carefully – as long as you are a naval officer and he is a sailor in the navy, you are not to meet him or maintain contact with him in any way – you are not to have any sort of relationship or friendship with him – is that clear?” the Commodore says firmly.

“Sir, please sir – he is more than a friend – we are thinking of getting married,” the lady naval officer says.

“You want to get married to a sailor? Are you bloody crazy? I hope he is not screwing you – that’s the last bloody thing we want – officers and sailors fornicating with each other!” the Commodore yells.

“Sir, please don’t use such foul language…” the lady officer says.

“Oh! So you don’t like foul language. Okay, young lady – I will talk to you in plain and simple language that you can understand. Now listen carefully – if you don’t do as I say – if you meet that sailor again – you will be in deep trouble – we will throw the book at you,” the Commodore says menacingly.

“Throw the book at me, Sir?” the lady naval officer asks.

“The Navy Act – I suggest you buy a copy – it’s available at any bookstore which sells law books. Of course, there may be a copy in our library too. And make sure you read Chapter VIII – Articles of War.”

“Articles of War? Sir, but there is no war going on.”

“The Articles of War are a set of regulations – the statutory provisions in the Navy Act that regulate and govern the conduct and behaviour of officers and sailors of the navy – and since you are in the navy, they apply to you too – and they very much apply to that high-and-mighty Chief Petty Officer – that bloody boyfriend of yours. We will see to it that both of you are punished severely,” the Commodore says menacingly.

“Sir, but what wrong have we done? We are just in love with each other. And what is his fault? Sir, I don’t want you to harm him in any way,” the lady officer pleads.

“You are asking me what wrong have you done. I told you, didn’t I? You are an Officer. He is a Sailor. And an Officer cannot fall in love with a Sailor – that is what is wrong. You are both are guilty of fraternization – so we will charge you both – and both of you are likely to face court-martial,” the Commodore warns the lady officer.

“Court-martial? Sir, please. You are talking as if we have broken the law, as if we have committed some grave offence,” the lady officer says, trembling with trepidation.

“Of course, you have committed an offence,” the Commodore says matter-of-factly.

“Offence? What offence have we committed, Sir? We are just seeing each other. With what offence can you charge us?” the lady naval officer asks.

“We can always charge you with the “catch-all offence” – you will be charged with conduct prejudicial to good order and naval discipline – both of you – under Section 74 of the Navy Act.”

“Sir. Please tell me. How is our conduct prejudicial to good order and naval discipline? You want to charge us with breaking discipline just because we went out together on a date?”

“Yes. You are an officer and he is a sailor – you must respect the difference in your ranks. You are breaking discipline by fraternizing with a sailor and not respecting the difference in rank. An officer engaging in an unduly familiar relationship with a sailor is prejudicial to good order and naval discipline and is unacceptable behaviour. It is just not done. It is gross indiscipline. Do you understand?”

“Sir, it is our personal life. We see each other when we are off-duty – and we meet outside in civilian areas. So how are we breaking discipline?”

“There is no personal life once you join the navy. You better fall in line and behave or you both will be charged and punished – and for you there is one more thing.”

“What, Sir?”

“Since you are an officer, you will be also charged with scandalous conduct unbecoming the character of an officer.”

“Scandalous? Conduct unbecoming the character of an officer?”

“Yes, conduct unbecoming of an officer. That’s section 54 (2) of the Navy Act – go and check it up. I told you we will throw the book at you if you don’t behave yourself,” the Commodore says looking the Lady Lieutenant in the eye.

Then the Commodore looks at the Schoolie Commander and says, “As for you, if you don’t stop her from continuing this nonsense, we will charge you with abetment of all the offences she is committing – and you can say goodbye to your career.”

“Abetment?” the flabbergasted Schoolie Commander asks.

“Go and read Section 76 of the Navy Act,” the Commodore says to the Schoolie Commander.

The Schoolie Commander starts trembling, and he mumbles, “Yes, Sir.”

The Commodore warns the Schoolie Commander, “I assure you that if this hanky-panky does not stop immediately – all of you will be in big trouble – you – the sailor boyfriend – and especially you, young lady,” the Commodore says, turning to the young woman naval officer and repeating his last words, “yes, especially you, Lieutenant – you will be in real deep trouble – they may even throw you out of the Navy – dismissed with disgrace.”

While the Commodore commanding the stone frigate is reading the riot act to the young woman naval officer, the Captain of the frigate (the ship on which the young woman’s lover, the Chief Petty Officer, is borne) is acting with speed and dispatch.

Yes, the Captain of the ship is taking swift action on the Lady Lieutenant’s boyfriend, her “lover boy” sailor.

Before he realizes what is happening – the hapless sailor is instantly transferred to a ship headed east – to be dropped off to his new duty station on a remote desolate island in the middle of the sea.

Next morning the young lady naval officer is sitting in a train on her way to take up her new appointment as the Education Officer of a small naval base in a remote place in the back of beyond.

Hopefully, distance will make their ardour cool off.

In true navy style, an awkward problem has been neatly solved.

The “lovers in uniform” have been separated.

A scandalous liaison has been terminated.

A messy court martial has been avoided.

Navy customs and traditions have been upheld.

As she sits in the speeding train heading towards her new destination, the heartbroken young woman naval officer remembers the consoling words of her ex-boss, the Schoolie Commander, who had come to see her off at the railway station: “The Navy is a System – and you should never fight against the system – because the system always wins!”

EPILOGUE

“Fraternization” is a uniquely military concept.

“Fraternization” is the term traditionally used to identify personal relationships that contravene the customary bounds of acceptable senior-subordinate relationships.

In the Defence Services, “Fraternization” is prohibited because it is considered to be prejudicial to good order and discipline.

Any “unduly familiar relationship” between a senior and a junior is deemed to be fraternization.

There are many “in-service couples” in the armed forces and this trend of DIFC (Double Income Fauji Couples) is increasing in all the three services.

Someone even said that the Army, Navy and Air Force encourage marriages between uniformed “Fauji”officers by providing various sops like common postings and dual accommodation seniority carry forward etc.

This encouragement to “marriage in uniform” is evident if you observe the increasing number of marriages between male officers and female officers in the uniformed services.

Does this not go against the tenets of “fraternization”?

Suppose, in the Navy, a male Commander marries a female Lieutenant, or in the Army, a male Lieutenant Colonel marries a female Captain, or in the Air Force, a male Squadron Leader marries a female Flight Lieutenant – is it not a case of “fraternization”?

Surprisingly, marriages and intimate relationships between officers are not considered fraternization in the Indian Armed Forces.

It is okay for a male officer to have an “unduly familiar relationship” (marriage) with a female officer, despite their difference in seniority.

But, what will happen if a female defence officer wants to marry a male soldier, sailor or airman?

It can happen – anyone can fall in love with anyone.

Will the armed forces allow officers to marry soldiers, sailors or airmen?

For example, will the Army allow a female Major to marry a male JCO?

Like in the story above, will the Navy allow a female Lieutenant to marry a male Chief Petty Officer?

If officers can marry, date, romance or have relationships with other officers, why prohibit relationships between officers and PBOR (Personnel Below Officer Rank)?

1. This story is a spoof, pure fiction, just for fun and humor, no offence is meant to anyone, so take it with a pinch of salt and have a laugh.

2. All stories in this blog are a work of fiction. Events, Places, Settings and Incidents narrated in the story are a figment of my imagination. The characters do not exist and are purely imaginary. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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About Me

A creative person with a zest for
life, Vikram Karve is a retired Naval Officer turned full time writer. Educated
at IIT Delhi, IIT (BHU) Varanasi, The Lawrence School Lovedale and Bishops School
Pune, Vikram has published two books:COCKTAILa collection of fiction short stories about relationships
(2011) andAPPETITE FOR A STROLLa
book of Foodie Adventures (2008) and is currently working on his novel, writing short fiction and compiling his memoirs. An avid
blogger, he has written a number of fiction short stories, creative
non-fiction articles on a variety of topics including food, books, travel, philosophy, academics, technology, management, health, pet parenting, teaching stories, self help and art of living essays in magazines and journals and published a number of professional research papers and reviews and edited in-house magazines and journals for many years, before the advent
of blogging. Vikram has taught at a University as a Professor for 15 years and now teaches as a visiting faculty and devotes most of his time to
creative writing and blogging. Vikram Karve lives in Pune India with his family and muse -
his pet dog Sherry with whom he takes long walks thinking creative
thoughts.