Top Ten Reasons You Should Kill Your Self

Therandom

The Top Ten

1Someone else said to

Got told by a few people to go drink bleach today. But I'm not going to listen to them! I'm not going to give in, that's showing that I will do what they say I'm gonna go drink Tide instead. - Supernatural

Have all the good 10 reasons I need to kill myself - RedAce66

No, the only one who can say that and can make me kill myself is myself. Not someone else.

This seems like one of the best reasons... If the only things one causes is annoyance and discomfort to others, why would they want to stay around and keep doing that to people

But I don't want to be,and I don't want to bother people,so I must kill myself - Nateawesomeness

3You're taking up valuable oxygen

Just plant more trees. LOL. - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Ferdinand Marcos and Barrack Obama took up so much valuable oxygen. Guess that's another reason for people to kill them.

The homeless need some too - Nateawesomeness

4Every needs to die somehow

I don't find suicide fun, but if I die, maybe have it the most joyful way possible? Haha

Every? Who's Every? Is she a hot girl who's into anime and video games and is definitely my type of waifu? (by the way, I'm just joking around with the grammatical error of "Every needs to die somehow".) - ModernSpongeBobSucks