This reminds me of a sketch I saw on a live comedy show where they used euphemisms for nudity and sex, so that the question “Do you want to get naked and have sex?” would be said as “Do you want to wear gag eyebrows and dance the boogaloo?”

So…Natalie is a monkey…and your :wang: is toast. Hmmmm. Now that is fodder for your psychologist for sure.