Crusher: We have to tell you something Jean-Luc.
Riker: Well.... Beverly and I are... getting married.
Picard: What?! How could you two do this to me, I--- wait, so does that mean Counselor Troi is available?

Spock: I have a vision of my future. You are in it, but look different.
McCoy: Look different?
Spock: Almost as if someone replaced you.

Decker: Okay, okay, Chekov! I promise to have the quartermaster issue me a jumpsuit a size bigger at the waist... sheesh!