Morning Meme: Jim Parsons To Voice “The True Meaning of Smekday,” Cheyenne Jackson’s “Before You,” and Taylor Swift Is So Rich She Needs to Write a Song About It

Good news everyone! MTV has renewedTeen Wolf for a whopping 24 episode season three, the largest scripted series order in the network’s history. In related news, now they’re just screwing with the gays and the shippers.

The Boston Globe ran a story claiming that Mitt Romney was actually still employed in an executive capacity at Bain Capital until 2002, which they say Romney lied about on federal election forms, which would be a felony. The Romney camp demanded a retraction, and the Boston Globerefused, saying the story is based on Bain’s own filings with the government.

While it took years for the United States to pass the Matthew Shepherd Act, it only took Chile three months to pass a hate crimes law following the brutal death of Daniel Zamudio at the hands of Neo-Nazis.

Has anyone read The True Meaning of Smekday? Because I read the announcement that Dreamworks is planning an animated version of the book, and I didn’t understand it at all. I do know that two characters will be voiced by Rihanna and the out Jim Parsons.

Taylor Swift tops Forbes Top Earners Under 30 list with an astonishing $57 million last year, but what struck me about the list was that six of the top ten were female, which is a little unusual for Hollywood, but delightful to see.

Speaking of Sandusky, the report on Penn State’s actions over the years and their overall inaction is out, and it’s pretty damning of the school’s leadership. It may take decades for the school’s reputation to recover. Or a national championship. I’ve found in the United States, football can cause anything to to be forgiven, sadly.

In case you were wondering, 21 Jump Street has a gay porn parody called 21 Hump Street (link SFW). There was already a straight porn parody of the same name back when the original show was on the air, and interestingly, Ron Jeremy appeared in both.

Tom Cruise may have settled with Katie Holmes, but he’s threatening to sue the National Enquirer for their “house of horrors” cover story on their relationship.

Naturally, Jon Voightis backingJane Pitt in her anti-Obama, anti-abortion, anti-gay rant. The wedding dinner for the Pitt-Jolie clan is going to be a hoot!

Glee’sGrant Gustin revealed that he had auditioned for the role of Finnick Odair in Catching Fire, but hasn’t heard what direction the production intends to go with casting.