VIDEO: Crazy Women Brawl At McDonalds Because They Can’t Get An Egg McMuffin

Don’t you hate it when you get to McDonalds at 10:31AM and they won’t sell you a breakfast burrito? The worst is when you pull up to the drive-thru and the pictures of the big breakfast and sausage biscuit are just taunting you because the staff hasn’t changed the menu to lunch yet.

A pair (at least) of absolute wackadoo women in Philadelphia were faced with that situation when they decided to do what any (completely insane) people would do in the absence of hash browns.

An innocent bystander tried to step in and became the subject of their wrath. Luckily for him he could hold his own, even after having a broomstick broken over his head.

This man is my new hero. The way he catches those chairs being flung at him and tosses them aside just screams “By the power of Grayskull!”

The lack of staff intervention is somewhat concerning until you realize how little people will risk their physical well-being for minimum wage. Yes, even a story as silly as this can be segued into politics.

There doesn’t seem to be any information available about arrests being made, bit it’s quite likely that the local Police felt the women’s pain and instead drove them to IHOP where strawberry cheesecake pancakes and delightful sausage links are available all day long.