It appears as if ACORN is not just into soup kitchens, daycare, voter
fraud and town hall intimidation; they will also help a young wannabe
Madame jumpstart a whorehouse. ShamWow, folks! Community organizing,
indeed! I mean . . . what community is complete and feels truly
organized without some hookers in the hood? God bless 'em. It brings a
tear to your eye, now doesn't it? Hope and change, folks. Hope and
change.

Just imagine how tricky it must be for a young adult to get her dream of
selling sex off the ground during an economic recession in a competitive
market (sex trafficking) with the banks slow to dole out cash for small
loans to a brothel. I'm guessin' it's brutal.

And we're not just talking about selling any old sex but 13-year-old El
Salvadoran sex. It's got to be really grueling to launch that bad boy,
eh? It's not like you can go to college or trade school to learn how to
farm out the flesh, eh?

That's where ACORN comes in-and here's where their light truly shines
and their magnanimity really blows us all away.

Do you think I'm making this stuff up about these creepy community
organizers and their dirty deeds done on your dime? Because, y'know, I
could be, seeing that I am a mean, old conservative mobster and all.
Would ACORN reps actually doing the aforementioned on video make you a
believer? It would? Well giddy up because there happens to be a
boatload of fresh footage destined to crack ACORN's nuts!

In an espionage adventure that James Bond and Simon Templar would be
proud of, two young filmmakers posed as civilians wanting to run a house
of prostitution and infiltrated ACORN with video cameras rolling and found
the nutty ACORN employees absolutely giddy about helping the characters
with the following:

- How to start up their dream whorehouse with 13-year-old girls
imported from El Salvador.

- How to fly their house of ill repute under the radar as a
"performing arts" center because the girls "are performing" and it is "a
form of art." Wink, wink.

- How to avoid paying any taxes on the revenue generated by their
'clients'.

- How to fraudulently claim the underage illegal alien hookers as
dependants on their year-end taxes.

- How to funnel portions of their prostitutes hard earned dollars
into congressional campaign coffers.