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It's Fun to Play the Piano ... Please Pass It On!

Sorry I haven't been around much, just that this is the time of year that Jerry enjoyed the most. Because there was "NO SNOW"! So I'm having a bit of trouble. Raining here lately, and I'm kind of "down"! Hoping the sun will come out soon!

And I miss you Jerry! This time of year is hard without you!

So, . . . I'm just having a hard time this time of year. Good thing it's raining, no one can see my tears!

Just that Jerry always "got" my jokes! Hope this makes you laugh anyways!

Kind of nice to see this topic going. I am sure Jerry would want it this way. About a year ago the database got corrupted and it looked like PW had removed the topic. This is part of a conversation Jerry had with me about it...

Originally Posted By: Jerry Groot RPT

When you finally do read this Ken, I want to tell you a story that I wrote out PW before.

One person, who had cancer, was having treatments, was feeling miserable and let down (going into more detail than I did on PW) wrote me an email thanking me up and down for that particular thread. In fact, many people have thanked me for it. He said, "Mr. Groot, I just wanted to thank you for making me smile. I come onto Piano World and the very first thing that I do, is read your thread to see what other funny things you and your friends have posted in there to make me laugh! You see Mr. Groot, I have cancer. Most of my days are not very pleasant. In fact, they are miserable. I come on PW just so that I can be uplifted by your wonderful humor so, thank you for that and keep it up!" So, we kept it up just for people like that.

There are other stories that are similar just not so grim as cancer...

I do hope that the thread is revived and if not, at least an explanation is given for killing it. I don't think we crossed any lines.

Did you see the news:Fisherman opts to keep massive, 231-pound halibut

I clicked on this story just for the halibut>Holy CARP thatâ€™s a big bass fish> It probably took some REEL MUSSEL to haul that fish in!!>Geez, muskie really show off like that? >Looks to me like he's cuttle'n wit dat fish>You're all funny hookers>laughing my bass off>this scampi happening.>Busting a gut - may need a sturgeon>Fell off my perch laughing, guys.>These comments serve no porpoise>That's no fluke.>Way to CARPe diem!>Frankly scallop I don't give a clam>I heard it was so loud on the boat that he lost his herring>I'm going to tuna you out and read the article.>This article is carppyrighted>They should have done a grouper photo>someone could have snapper the picture am sure>They are a bit roughy around the edges>I'm going to start hammerheading someone if I hear one more fish funny.>I can sea from your comment that you just love to SUCKer the fun out of everyone's day! Must have been a Halibut fight getting this into that boat!>You're just a crab.>There's something fishy about what's going on here...I can't sea why though. Oh well...I'm fin-nished now.>I've haddock enough of this place.>at least he doesn't have a crappie attitude about it - good job!>He should have thrown it back. He's being shellfish.>Oh what a Carp-out! He should've thrown it back.>Did he have to krill that fish?>Let us look at this from a different angler!>You'd have to be a Bonefishhead to throw that monster back!>SHADLY the fish had to die, but it will be good food.>I think we should stop with these silly fish stories and sing a little tuna!>You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.>I heard that one about 50 years ago. That's a classic tuna!>Ok, some of these jokes are starting to flounder.>I was having a crappie morning, I was floundering this morning.....but now I have a new focus in my life. Thanks guys!>you guys are having a whale of a time! you got me all wall-eyed!>I about lost my sole laughing at the comments! No more trollin for me today...>Whale, he dolphinitely caught his limit. Some of you should scale back on the fish puns, you're becoming a pain in the bass.>I don't know, something about this story seems a little fishy>If you can't think of any better fish puns, let MINNOW!! I don't think any of your puns are ofishal anyway!>Those of you who dislike these puns have no sole...>I'm enjoying the comment section, no one brought up pollack-tics.>You've marlin covered all of the types of fish.>You guys are really scraping the bottom-feeder of the barrel for jokes!>This is one crazy GROUP-ER what ever you want to call it.>How funny are these comments on a (Scale) from 1 to 10?>wishing now I bassed this thread up, I'm a Basset case now, Holy Mackerel thats a big fish>Halibut everyone stop making these corny jokes. Hahaha>I pike that one>We should dolphinitely scale back on the fish punsâ€¨, BUT â€¨If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow>COD dam, I was LONGFIN so hard I kEEled right over!>I don't know if this rumor is true but I'm HERRING that he ate the whole thing in one night>You guys are a bunch of clown fishes.>>Fish puns are Cod's gift to comedy.>i wonder if marlin manson reads these posts>Reel Finny!>It's obviously a photoshop trick, but you've all taken it hook line and sinker!>>That fish isn't photo shopped my bass>My ANT-CHOVIE would love to grill these fillets.>You can Mako me a Halibut steak any time....>Ok Ok, time to knock this carp off. There is something fishy going on here. All of you just seem to be fishing for compliments>>I trout it>That story is abalone>I've Haddock about enough of this.>Shad Up>I'm laughing my HaliBut off!>lets stop floundering around with these jokes guys.>A master baiter such as myself could have done this as well.>I should have just kelp it all to myself.>COD I'm SHAD people aren't being negative this time. I've NETTED out I'm just sick of HERRING it.>i didn't want to "fin-nish" this way, but on a "scale" of 1 to ten this is a ten.>Let squid this nonsense!>Let minnow what you think about it!>Roe after roe of puns!

1. "What we've got here is a failure to communicate."2. "This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!" 3. "I'm as mad as *** and I'm not going to take this anymore!" 4. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"5. "A martini. Shaken, not stirred."6. "Get out of my way son, you're usin' my oxygen."7. "I haven't got a brain... only straw."8. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."