Much like the Chuck Norris jokes of the last decade, this is a thread/game dedicated to the legend that is Haku, wrestling's toughest man. You come up with one liners depicting just how tough the man known as Haku (also Meng, in WCW) is.

I'll start:

Tonga doesn't have an army. It only needs Haku.

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"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

Haku has been to Mars, that's why no signs of life can be found there.

"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

Giant Gonzalez wasn't always so giant. He was 5 foot 4, then he met Haku. One uppercut later and he was 7 foot 7.

"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan

"My favourite spot is the one where I would pick him up for an aeroplane spin and rotate as many times as possible. He’d be so dizzy that he would try to pin the referee, and I’d count to three and he’d think that he won - Daniel Bryan