Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

OK, help me out here. Are men's and women's mouths shaped differently? I'd never noticed. Now, women tend to put lipstick on their mouths and men don't. But a man could put lipstick on his mouth and end up with "urinal mouth" too. Or am I missing something obvious here?!?