Hold on, hold on...she's pinching my moves!!! _________________Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp and that all his potted plants are called 'Steve'.....all we know is, he's called 'The Stig!'.

"Well Mater and Pater, I power-dressed, slipped on a pair of Spec-savers finest, then put on a set of the BIGGEST headphones you've ever seen in your lives, then threw shapes like I was whacked out on E's and Wizz"

"Oh, darling, we're so proud- didn't we tell you this job would be so much more rewarding than sleeping with rich businessmen for £5000 a night, like you were before"_________________He's not the Messiah- he's a very naughty boy!