That’s almost double – I don’t think that I even have the clothing to survive those kinds of temperatures anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Daytime Update: Tomorrow afternoon (during the warmest point of the day), the coldest temperature here will still be warmer than the hottest temperature there…seriously, what am I getting myself into?!

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