Well, I just beat a bonsaisequoia time, a feat I rarely achieve. I'm afraid I really shouldn't get credit, though, as it was the same short quote I'd solved only 21 minutes earlier. I guess the gods of randomocity were looking out for me.

Ed, don't go so hard on yourself. I'm sure lots of people would need to disqualify themselves on this site. I certainly do. I'd have to disqualify myself because I already heard the "I have a dream..." speech of this guy:

I also own t-shirts that have quotes by this guy:

And this guy:

And I'm familiar with a lot of quotes by this guy, a real rabble-rouser in his day: