As you may (or not) recall, Friday Special is an excuse for me to post all kinds of garbage that otherwise wouldn't fit here. So today it's the Hooters Employee Handbook, which is bound to give you a fit of cognitive dissonance because it's one of the most uptightly restrictive handbooks out there. No this, no that, no buttocks showing from under your orange shorts. And they call it "the fun place to work" on the front page.