A friend of mine used to babysit this kid that was 9 years old. He was kicked out of his after school clubs and any other after-school event for unknown reasons. We found out the reasons.

Now let me say thsi right here. My friend is a petite 5'0 Asian girl with 40 E cups. She back issues. Refuses to wear a back-brace and other shit. She's practically a child herself when I bring up the issue.

The kid she babysits was 9 years old and kinda nice. He would play games, do his homework, etc etc everything on his own. After about a week of babysitting him my friend wanted to treat him. So she called me up as I was getting out of work to pick up a pizza. I pick up two pies, three bottles of ice tea, and ice cream. I knock on the door to hear "It's open!" I walk through the door and my friend is standing there looking.. typically. Nothing bad happened. She was wearing a summer dress and looking great as usually although I always considered her body a crime against physics.

I take TWO steps inside as I see the kid clothesline her from band she behind her on the back of her knees. She falls down and I'm stunned at this for a second. I go to help my friend and all the kid says is "WAIT I GOT THIS!" I freeze in place. Pizza and treats in hand as the kid rumors the top of my friend's shirt and begins furiously sucking on her tits. I'm standing there my mouth agape and the only thing going through my mind is "This is a fucked up porno"

Turns out the kid has a huge HUGE unnatural fetish with breasts. He was kicked out of after-school actives and events for touching girls or groping teachers. We managed to pull the kid off my friend, but after that she practically wore some kind of anti-rape bra against the kid.

She wasn't afraid of the kid, but she never turned her back to him again.

Oh, the kid's mother didn't care. "It was normal" She said he did it to his sister all the time..

Pay was good though. $20 an hour and the mother was gone for anywhere from 5 - 10 hours a time.

I started calling myself "A full blooded American" when I was exploring my family tree only to find out that my ancestors were killed, raped, diseased, and are now pretty much extinct when colonists came to the "New World"

I had optimum online at one point. The internet in my house wasn't working for whatever reason. My father paid the bills and he was curious. He told me to give them a call as a way of having my first "Customer Service Experience" (I was 13)

I call and the first line I get from the women after I tell her the problem..
"Shut up you fucking nigger"

I stood there for ten minutes blank. My father asking what happened. I told him everything.

18th Birthday - Called friends over. No one showed up. Parents went out. Spent it alone in my room.

19th Birthday - Asked girlfriend if she was free (a week before) she said yes. Caught her cheating on me when we were suppose to meet.

20th Birthday - I made myself a cupcake and put a candle on it. I was looking for my cat so I can sing happy birthday with my cat. Coudln't find him. I later found him... my cat passed away.

21st birthday - Got drunk alone and ended up throwing up. Couldn't move in morning and kept throwing up. Called 911 and ambulance came. parents never came to hospital. Girlfriend said I deserved it, and it took a lot of crying to get the doctor to accept my damn insurance.

There is only charity marathon I watch now called Extra Lives (Not Extra Life) because it was the first one I watched, and I've been following the main guy who has been doing it. They raise a lot because of a dedicated fanbase, and then show the results (youtube videos of children / charity people thanking them) etc etc.

They have never shown their faces, and outside of a crudely drawn image I've never seen them.

Get a friend and a card board box.
Spray paint cardboard box so it looks like a tv.
Put a piece of plastic (streched real thin so its easier to break)
Have friend dress up like girl from the ring. Freak out while watching TV (When he's watching)
Push Cardboard box near window and listen to friend fall.

I went on a blind date with a lady that collected human fluid.
Pus, Semen, Spit, Cum, etc you name it. She carried around a jar of spit she used to spit in ALL THE TIME. She held it to my face and said "IT SMELLS GREAT!"