Desireme4u Needs Our Help......This is Marie she is in her first contest if you can please stop by her contest and rate and comment as much as you can. Thank you all and God Bless!!!

Just Wanted To Say Tyto everyone outhere i want to say ty lol no sooner did i say none reads this stuff i had ppl read it well that was nice and ty so much for listing to me and huggs for that anyways that made me smile now if ppl just vote on my stash and pics maybe i can beat my friend at this ooo and my mummms do suck lol sorry on that note to

In My HeadThe thoughts are here in my head
What they mean is left to be said
They come on out simple and true
How do I tell if they’re for me or for you
Here they are and it’s part of me
Something for the people to see
They come like a flash out of nowhere
But feeling they have and thoughts that care
Went I am happy the stories are good
When I am sad they say what they should
When I am angry I try not to write
But when I’m lonely it only seems right
Nothing but thoughts trapped inside of me
With no-one to share but the paper you see
So I will write for no-one to see
My life, my feelings and the soul in me
The rest you’ll now if you’re here to see
What’s going on inside of me
The thoughts are mine and I will share
Must get them out to make room in there
Thomas Vern Ellison Jr.
09/04/07

U Guys Are Validating Me Wonderfully-but Something Is Very Wrongso - put up my pic -the one from the back cover of 'jewish pirate'---i did it like 2 days ago---my bar tab--i counted at least 12 ratings of '10;--but the pic itself--well--it says rating 10(3)===what the other 9+ who made me feel better by looking at me--where are their votes.
this is such a bad time to have a pro0blem in admin--sorry
but thank all oxxxoxo

The Secret Of A Long Life.....My Mother sent me this E-Mail. I read it today and it made me cry.
This is a wonderful piece by Michael Gartner, editor
of newspapers large and small and president of NBC
News. In 1997, he won the Pulitzer Prize for editorial
writing. It is well worth reading, and a few good
chuckles are guaranteed.
My father never drove a car. Well, that's not quite
right. I should say I never saw him drive a car.
He quit driving in 1927, when he was 25 years old, and
the last car he drove was a 1926 Whippet.
"In those days," he told me when he was in his 90s,
"to drive a car you had to do things with your hands,
and do things with your feet, and look every which
way, and I decided you could walk through life and
enjoy it or drive through life and miss it."
At which point my mother, a sometimes salty
Irishwoman, chimed in:"Oh, bull----!" she said. "He
hit a horse."
"Well," my father said, "there was that, too."
So my brother and I grew up in a household withou

If Only Life Were Like That.....IN MY NEXT LIFE!
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better
every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on
your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol,
party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in
luxury, in Spa-like conditions - central heating, room service
on tap, and then...
You finish off as an ()rgasm.
I rest my case.

"crushes"Well, it seems everyone in the world has a "crush" on someone... and by the world I mean on Fubar. and a whole whopping TWO people have a crush on me... but i don't have a crush on anyone... i talk to a lot of really cool people on here, and a few i really like... but none worthy of a "CRUSH"....
what do you all think of crushes??? and how did u decide who yours would be?

HaterThis person gave me a 2 when i went to her page she doesnt even have a pic.
beware of it. here is the link
grace4u@ fubar

Starts At 9:00pm CstI'm gonna host my first happy hour tonight at 9 central time and since I won this with the help of all you guys i wanna make sure you are all around to join in on the fun! Hope to see ya tonight!

So Yea...I'm still trying to figure out this point system.
I'm super bored as well.
So people should comment and rate me and whatnot. So I have fun stuff to read.

Am I Fat Or NotOK since I can't post a mum I had to do this.
I feel that I am fat although I am told I am not so I decided to let everyone here decide.
IF you think I am fat send me a private message telling me so. IF not just send me a shout.

Survey Says:1. Do you have a tattoo?
no
2. How old are you?
52
3. Are you single or taken?
single
4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
both
5. Do you dream at night?sometimes
6. Ever seen a corpse?yes
7.George Strait or Jay Z?
Jay Z
8. How did we meet?
fubar
HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART...
9. Whats your philosophy on life and death?
live every day as thought it were your last
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? wouldn't change anything
11. Do you trust the police? depends
12. Do you like Country music? a little
13. What is your fondest memory of me? multiple
14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? lose weight
15. Would you cheat ?
no
16. What do you wear to sleep? briefs
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
yup
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to? yes
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? many things

Contest Getting CloseLadies still needed if you or know someone who would like to try and win i am paying top 5 totals .
thanks
bingo

Joke 1man was pulled over for speeding down a highway; the officer came to the driver's window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license, and registration?" The man said, "Well officer I don't have a license, it was taken away because of a DUI."
The office surprised asked, "Do you have a registration for the vehicle?" So the man replied "No sir, the car is not mine I stole it, but I'm pretty sure I saw a registration card in the glove box when I put my gun in it."
The officer stepped back, "There's a gun in the glove box?!?" The man sighed and said, "Yes sir, I used it to kill the woman who owns the car before I stuffed her in the trunk."
The officer steps towards the back of the car and say, "Sir do not move, I am calling for backup." The officer calls for backup and about ten minute later another highway patrolman arrives. He walks up to the window slowly, and asks the man for his drivers license, and registration. The man says "Yes office it's right here" It all checked out

Give A Girl Some Love!Crazygem is a beautiful woman, and she needs to level! Can all you sexy friends that haven't hit her up with some love stop by and give it to her good?..LOL
I know you can...Hugs and kisses..Lets help her level!!..:)
click the pic
crazygem@ fubar

Dunnodeep inside lost and confused, never to find happiness,
never to know why, why do I care in this hopefulness,
to love, to hate, to cherish, to perish
why, is there a point to all this misery,
why do i feel so fireiry,
deep inside all alone i keep these feelings,
dont want to hurt another
liveing life with out a mother,
is this what life is subject too
pain and misery, to many flaws
someone tear me apart with there claws
was a bad in a previous life
was i mean to my wife
is there a point to my life
why am i forsaken to spend it alone,
deep with in its like a syclone,
spinning and spiining, deeper and deeper,
faster and faster, head spinning,
smiles no longer grinning,
feeling like i theres no hope
should i still fight for hope
or should i give into the pain,
should i try and keep sain,
i try to change how i am
to better how i am,
hope to find...that one...
that one to make happy...
i know it

Talking About Oil Prices Fall; Gas Prices Expected To Rise - Oil & Energy - Msnbc.comOf course it has always been about oil. Alan Greenspan, the former head of the Federal Reserve writes in his memoir, The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in a New World, "I am saddened that it is politically inconvenient to acknowledge what everyone knows: the Iraq war is largely about oil." Greenspan even advised Bush that "taking Saddam Hussein out was essential" to protect oil supplies.
Yes, we suspected it. In a deep sense, many of us knew it, just as those in Washington did. But now it's in our face. Greenspan put the mother of all facts in front of our noses. And we can no longer be in denial. The US invaded Iraq for the oil.
Think about what it means for our troops and for the people of Iraq. Our troops were told, and believed because they trusted their president, they were in Iraq to protect America, to protect their families, their homes, their friends and neighbors, our democracy. But they were betrayed. Those troops fought and died and were maimed and had their marriag

I'm This Girl...Im This Girl...
1.I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you...
2.I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant...
3.I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care...
4.I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you...
5.I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...
6.I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...
7.I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you..
8.I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss..
9.I'm the girl who you can talk

I Find!that some people who weren't paying attention are now pissed off with me.
Can't please all the people all the time.
Nor do I aim to try, nor ever shall nor ever should. Having the right enemies is a badge of honor.

Thank Youty dggirl69 mz.yolanda illbeyourpet and denno for all the rates you have given me

Cleaning House AgainWell time has come again to clean house ....so many on my lists then never stop by and comment, rate any of the pics .....sooooo the way I see whats the sense really..isnt this place supposed to be for friends....how can you be friends if alot of the people never say a word back

I Love This One I Am So Proud LolComes Full Circle
Always try to break me down
Feeling no feeling
They tear it all away
Laughing at the misery
They leave in their wake
There was a day I could remember
The feelings I once did feel
The blackness filled void
Becomes all that is real
There was a day I could feel
And these tears did not fall
Fighting begets fighting
The building of a wall
I hide behind the fear you gave me
The blackness of it all
The rage I feel inside
The pain buids up inspired
Caged dogs in heat can smell the meat
Saved energy for the fire
I'm saving the seige
I save it all for you
I'm saving the thorn inside
So you can feel it too
Pent up pain fuels insane
Feelings returned to the giver
Could you hear my cries?
Throughout the night
Did you care that I was dying?
This thorn in my side
I can't take the feeling
And now I'm here don't forget
To return the bleeding
Now it's done
My pain is set free
A death to this feeling
I could have done what you did
Return al

I'm A Cougar!I guess the new thing to call older women is a cougar..lol So I hear anyway. So I I was wondering if any of my friends know how to do morphs and can make me into one? That would be too cool...:)If you do great!
Hugs and Kisses

Rayna's TearsA boy in Raynas class had his mom die a few days ago. They had a counsler come in and talk to the kids today, and I guess this got Rayna thinking a bit. I let her stay up to watch Where the Heart is with me and she kinda broke down. I don't think she understand just yet what to make of all this. I did best I could to comfort her and stuff. She told me she didn't want to cry. They told her it was ok not to cry and I told her yeah sometimes it is, but sometimes its also alright to cry a little bit. Then that girl gave me the biggest hug ever and balled her little head off. I think she needed that little bit of a relese for everyone she has lost. We talked about death a bit and about Papa and Sami. It broke my heart. I couldn't imagine losing my mom, and I know she feels the same way, as much as she tries to laugh it off. I can tell she is like me with that. She was trying to find funny things to laugh a bit, to hold off the tears. I do the same thing. For being only seven ye

Perv Thought For The DayWhen you're at the gym and striding yourself to a healthier body, your mind tends to wonder, right about the time that ESPN has replayed the vomit enducing highlights of the Cowgirls vs Bills game your eyes wonder to.
The gym I go to work out in has a larger male client base than a female one, so naturally my eyes fall on the dudes in there -- pumping away, making their arms and chest bigger, but strangely neglecting their lower bodies (symmetry?). I'm sweating. They are sweating. It's pheromone magic, let me tell ya.
umm...yeah
anyway
I watch some of them do a few reps and all of them seem to get a similar look on their faces just as they reach that last rep. That point where they are almost to, or at, muscle failure and they want to squeeze one more rep out. Their brows furl, their teeth clinch, their eyes squeeze tightly shut and then....umph!! there's that last rep.
In seeing this, it makes me kinda wonder...how similar is this face to their "o" face.
An hour on

Met A New Friend...He's awesome as hell, is chill and seems to be on the same vibe as I am..
here's to new friends!
Looked up to see our compatibility (mind you this isn't just a love thing it's a relationship friends family.. whoever compatibility site....)
SUN SAGITTARIUS-SAGITTARIUS
There is great camaraderie between you. A love of traveling and a restless wanderlust are traits that you have in common. Both of you are optimists and you love to shoot for the stars. Minor details annoy you and pettiness is abhorrent to you. You have a youthful enthusiasm, and have a spirited, progressive outlook on life. With so much in common, you are able to have a wonderful time together. Neither one of you takes life too seriously, so you can count on having a lively relationship with lots of variety, new adventure, and play. Both of you are also rather philosophical and if you develop different philosophical or religious viewpoints, you may find it difficult to feel really close to each other! Also

Dusty UnderwearDusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
Would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
Comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his >drawer.
"What the Hell is this??", he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
Appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder
In my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker:....
"It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Oh My God....this is SO WEIRD.......
I was sitting downtown today, making jewelry like I tend to do, and at one point a rather good looking guy walks past and says hello and I say hello back.
I get online later and post my mumm about not having dating options and should I continue to pursue or should I lay back and wait.
this guy sends me a friend request on myspace and he looks familiar. Thought maybe I had talked to him before, or went to school with him. Looked over his page and seemed very very interesting and he was rather good looking. Sent him a message saying how interesting he seemed and we exchanged instant messenger ID's and come to find out.... he's the guy that walked past me!!! He didnt even realize it until we started talking and I mentioned jewelry making and going downtown!!
fate is so DAMN WEIRD.............. seriously...
just wonder now WHY fate has brought us together.... hmmmmm... he's got a kid... so hmmm..... and he's 30 which is usually above my age

ApologizeI'm holding on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground
And I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound
You tell me that you need me
Then you go and cut me down, but wait
You tell me that you're sorry
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say...
that it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I'd take another chance, take a fall
Take a shot for you
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But it's nothing new - yeah yeah
I loved you with the fire red-
Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...
It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late whoaa ohhh...
It's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
I said it's too late to apologize, yeah-
I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet... off the ground...

Do They Not Know Of The Jedi???????this genius was trying to use the tiny quivering mass of necrotic tissue she called a brain to make me look stupid.... little does she know that i don't need her help.....
wait......n/m
>ycelicious...: small furry creatures the wookies use as sex slaves
->ycelicious...: ewoks
ycelicious...: ewoks?
->ycelicious...: are the Ewoks ready to go?
ycelicious...: oh..lol..
->ycelicious...: Jedi do not vote on mumms.......we collect specimen for shipping
->ycelicious...: answer me.....the wookies are nervous
ycelicious...: lol..but hav eto gtg..what did u voted 1 or 2?
->ycelicious...: now...have the Ewoks been prepared for shipment?
->ycelicious...: i see it has worked
->ycelicious...: yes i am aware..i was using a JEdi mind trick to convince you i wanted you to come in my shoutbox
ycelicious...: its brains not barins

Every Now And Then!!There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl.This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl. Although,at that time he was just a small fry in
his company,his future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together.Until one day,his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back.She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then...
Heart broken, the guy agreed.
But when he regained his confidence,he worked hard day and night,slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.
Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company... You never fail until you stop trying.
One rainy day, while this guy was driving,he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination.Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched.It didn't take him long to realize they were his gir

I Love...I love....
I love walking into work everyday.
I love opening the door and hearing "Beanie! "Beanie" and leaning down to accept warm hugs...or sticky ones.
I love to wear big happy swingy earrings. At play time I take turns with the little girls to have them sit on my lap and I hook my earrings over theirs and set my hairband into their hair.
( I offer it to the boys too, but HEY!!!! I'm an equal opportunity teacher. )
I watch their shoulders raise and their lips lift into a glorious smile.
I love pulling out the sheets that I brought from home and crawling under it with them into our hideout from the stomping romping dinosaur.
They scream (I would too if I didn't have Laryngitis) but i whisper to them "Ohmygawsh he is ganna eat us!!!! we should scare him away with a rooooooar!!!"
And i watch them try to giggle through their might roars.
I love that after changing a diaper, every single face lights up..because they know that Beanie will preform a High five...and a

I'm This Girl!Body: I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...
I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside your bedroom or in an expensive resturant...
I'm the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you...
I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will (or at least try to) have fun because it means I am spending time with you...
I'm the girl who is INCREDIBLY PICKY, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms...
I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me...
I'm the girl who actually keeps her body parts in her clothing in public...
I'm the girl who never gives up hope even when I tell others I have...
I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it.

KindnessEvery person we make contact with feeds on our inner essence but we must keep that one deepest spot in our self void of all others for that spot holds the spirit of our hearts and through this we are able to understand kindness and enjoy the path our ancestors have chosen for us.

Why I Love Mom ! ! !‏Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and
>it's getting
> >late. I think I'll go to bed"
> >She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's
>lunches.
> >Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for
>supper the
> >following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the
>sugar
> >container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the
>coffee pot for
> >brewing the next morning.
> >She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of
>clothes into the
> >washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button
> >She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone
>back on the
> >charger and put the telephone book into the drawer.
> >She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a
>towel to dry.
> >She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She
>stopped by the
> >desk
> >and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the
>field trip,
> >and pulled a text book ou

R.i.p. Rocky The YorkieSometime this morning between 3 a.m. to 4.30 this morning, my Yorkie, Rocky, died after he got sick last night. I can't believe it, he was just running around yesterday when I was out in the yard today and now, he's gone. I guess he never did get over losing his "brother", A. J., my long haired chihuahua, after he went missing a couple of months ago. His health has been deteriorating ever since A. J's dissapearance but i thought he was getting better after I acquired my best friend's chihuahua/schnauzer, Squirt, to keep him company. I will miss him, I can't believe in a few short months, I have lost both my dogs...May there indeed be a Heaven for dogs. Goodbye Rocky, may he at last found peace and health with Him.

Crappy.Today sucks even worse than yesterday sucked, and it's only 6 am. I'm screwed. Pretty much everything hurts. Every time I think something might start to go right, reality sneaks up and smacks me in the face like a wet towel on a butt cheek. I'm tired of being used. I'm tired of representing something to people, why can't I just be what I am without having to perform tricks like a bear in a circus? Why can't people just let me live in peace? And why, for the love of monkeys, can't I stop shaking?

The City By The SeaI hear the city moving, the homelands call for me
I wake at night screaming, the city that beckons me
with a withered body, she rouses me from sleep
the fog rolls in from sea, the city that never weeps
I wake in a tempest, the storm rages inside
it haunts my dreams at night, its something I cannot hide
waking from a nightmare, to find I am not alone
I see the city calling from the cold marble stone
I feel the city yearning, yearning for my hand
it holds it out to me, the city by the sea
seeped in sweet decay, the moon hangs in the night
above the city of lush delight, oh tear it from my memory
tear it from my sight, take away the saddness
the feelings I have tonight, it whispers in my ear
a song that never ends, the splashing of the waves
the howling of the winds, I hear the distant call
from this modern babylon, the land that I belong
it calls my name at night, an endless howling fright
the city that I have known, the city I call home...

Ugh!yeah well we all know i suck at life i always find a way of fucking thingss i know that no one is perfect but damnit...I try to be i try to do everything right an i am not doing so well...its been said that i am the best she has ever had that i treat her so well...but then how do i look past some major detail an not tell her...i feel like ass. a failure...i want to fix it but you cant change the past its over an done with an i know this but it doesnt change the shity feeling i have of being a terrible gf. how does one become perfect why is it not possible? ::hangs head:: I have to become better!

I Believe...I Believe in friends like you! Thank you so much and wishing you a most beautiful day! {{{Hugs}}}

4 Awesome LadiesThese four ladies are all in contests spread out around Fubar. Take some time to rate all and leave lots of comment love. I know they will enjoy that.

Find Him...Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says,".....that's her."

Drug PersonalityYour Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!
What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

My DefeatKill me, please kill me. I want to smell my own blood. Leave me, dead and broken, lying in the mud. Empty everything inside me. Burn my entire soul. Pick me apart, skin and bone, and throw me in an empty hole. Cover me in darkness, far from the sun. I’m sick of living in this world, I want to be done. Numbness can take over me, so I know I’m dead. I’ll no longer hear life ringing in my head. My existence is painful, and death is bittersweet. I don’t want to give it another try, I accept my defeat.

Wtf???...loli don't know if dial up just don't like me today or if fu is fu'd up or wtf is going on,
i try to rate pages i get :
Error: 1,000 points deducted from your score, thanks for playing!
i become someones fan i get the bouncer checkin me out lol
i think he likes me, hes always following me around, its kinda creepy though, hes got no head
i accepted a bunch of friend requests this morning and read pages so if yours was one i didn't rate n fan let me know n ill get to it when i can
it's all misty and rainin off n on and cold outside ggrrr
the trees are losing their leaves and my daughter told me last night that somebody on the bus said its gonna snow Saturday :(
i figured out how to morph pics, theres a few posted if u wanna see, if you want one just ask,
ok...
i think im done for now,,
i gotta go do some real life stuff
feel free to rate my stuff if your bored, i need fu~bucks to buy drinks ;)
have a great day!!!!!!!!
~nnc~
;)

Thursday - Oct. 11thAnother meeting this morning with a Fire Chief and Deputy Sheriff in a small town near here to create a club for possible first responders within the students of their neighboring high school.
And then this afternoon I will be meeting with four teachers and the principal of another high school to speak to them about creating another first responder club at their school.
Tomorrow I will be meeting with the regional director of Health and Safety with the American Red Cross to encourage their aid in training for these clubs I am creating for the high schools in my county.
I believe that this will be a very worthwhile thing for all the schools and for the students too. It could encourage many students to explore the medical field as potential career choices for their future after high school.
And then tonight... another late night budget meeting too.
I cannot wait till tomorrow night.
Should I wear a short skirt or a top with a plunging neckline today for my meetings

Ladies You Will Love This One!!!Ok ladies I am sharing a friend of mine....just enjoy looking at his pics while you rate hehe!! He is for sure a HOTTIE.....spank his page really hard cause he LOVES IT!!!
Ok guys you too....he is an awesome friend to have :)
SHOW HIM THE LOVE AND IF YOU DONT HAVE HIM.....ADD HIS ASS!!!
scotty2hottie93535@ fubar

A Naughty Little PoemShe whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!

Bloody Igitok Good morning i never normally do this , but this guy has really irritated me .. although i know it doesnt matter weather ur rated a 1 or an 11 u get the same points BUT.. i finally got sick of all his political posts and said something the other day .. althou i said something i still went thro and rated everything he had . then alas i deleted his polictical ass as a friend, coz im here to chill not read that shit .. well someone musta pissed in his cheerios coz this is what he did today .... o and the stopid thing .. the c u Next Tuesday had to UNBLOCK me to do this !!!!!!! ROFL
u might havta click to enlarge the pic but im crap at cutting n cropping :D:D:D

Wanting YouYou are so amazing
When I look into your eyes
I feel nothing but cravings
You make me feel so ecstatic
Chills rush down my spine
My heart beats fast
I feel warmth throughout my body
All I hope for is just one kiss
Your sweet lips against mine
My arms around you
Holding you until the end of time...

Legend Of Zelda - Phantom Hourglass .......Ok lol My son has this game and (ready for the laugh ) for certain things ya have to yell or even BLOW in to the game system (nintendo ds)( there's a mic that pics it up ) LOL........
He yelled a few mins. ago and I told him to stop that damn yellin, said he had to , for his game, I laughed and said yea ok right, he said no really Mom, it's true I have to go get blah blah blah lol
I just can't wait till he's in public some time playin that game, I HOPE he's on the parts where he has to YELL and BLOW in to it.......hahahahaaaaa
Gotta luv da kid! :D lol

Bathroom DrunkA drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the
bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard
coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud
scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.
'What's all the screaming about in there?' he yells. 'You're scaring
my customers!'
'I'm just sitting here on the toilet,' slurs the drunk, 'and every
time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of
my balls.'
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
'You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!'

Hey Everyone Check This OutHEY EVERYONE I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED TONIGHT ANI REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON A GIVE A GREAT FRIEND A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL.
Fire My Words

Happylife sucks. why is it every time i get to be happy some thing always comes up and fucks it up. my exs are happy, when the hell is it my trun to be happy

Where Was I?Sorry friends, and random people :)
Sorry I've been away for a bit. I needed a break and then I was involved in an accident (van I was riding in got rear ended), but I'm more or less ok. A little sore, my head and neck still ache, but my back's a bit better.
Yeah, like you care, lol. Anyway, if you happen to be part of the select few who missed me, there's your explanation :)

CuteNeed a chuckle this morning ? Here ya go!
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand

"good Advice"We all need to read this one over and over until it
becomes part of who we are!
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Try everything twice. On Madams tombstone (of
Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph:
Tried everything twice..loved it both times!
2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you
are one of those grouches;)
3. Keep learning : Learn more about the computer,
crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain get
idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the
devil's name is Alzheimer's!
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp
for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you
laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.
6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The
only person who is with us our entire life, is
ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love: Whether it's
family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants

Myspace MoronsI don't mean to be a complete fucking cunt here and I realize at one point or another we all slip up and do something stupid. Nobody's perfect. But hopefully you learn from your mistakes, or so the saying goes. Now grant it, maybe I'm a bit more "internet savvy" than a few people or maybe I actually read postings on scams, viruses, etc. instead of feeding into them.
This particular gripe is for the idiots who continue to post things via bulletins, blogs, chain-emails, etc. without bothering to really look into them. Perfect example... I have a MySpace account. On said account I have an individual whom I went to school with and was somewhat friends with. She had only written to me when she first found me on MySpace. But every time I delete her non-communicating ass, she sends me numerous invites and emails. I re-add her only to find her go silent yet again.
Now that isn't my gripe... okay, its "a gripe" but not "the gripe" of this post. Anyhow, this chick constantly pos

Perfect Hubby....Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it wit! h all t he options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishm

Home For LunchOne meeting down and thought I would zip by the house and grab some lunch before heading out for my next meeting of the day.
I have 20 mins. before I need to leave...
What to make for lunch?

Stuff For Friends =)OK as most of you know I will surprise those on my friends list with tags, when I have time =) Now I know most don't like tags no matter what, so , if that's the case please tell me I don't want to make something for someone, that is obviously not wanted.
P.S. I am asked this ALL the time so to clarify :
A Tag was originally a signature used for emails but its used for everything now where for default pics in Fubar or display pics in instant messengers & blogs :)
As usual Hugs to all :D

My Wish For YouWhere there is pain....I wish you peace & mercy
Where there is self doubting, I wish you a renewed confidence in your ability to work through it.
Where there is tiredness or exhaustion, I wish you understanding, patience and renewed strength.
Where there is fear, I wish you love & courage.

Its SimpleSimply because of your smile
My whole body feels the warmth
From the happiness that radiates inside of you
And as simple as it is
As simple as it feels
I still haven’t come to understand
The complexity behind it
That you are the only one
Who fills me with this joy

Please, May I Hide Under Your Skirt.A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq. The nun said, "I understand completely." The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

Hard LiquorThree ladies all have separate husbands named Leroy.
One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy."
The other two ladies agree.
The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"
The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.
Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week."
Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.
The third lady then says, "You know, those two Leroys were good, but I'm gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels."
The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor! "
The third lady bursts out, "That's my Leroy, the hard Licker!"

Office LoveIt is said that everyone has fantasies, and Nancy was no exception. There was a new employee in her office. He was heavy built, kind of handsome, had a great sense of humor, and could always make her laugh, as well as ponder life's more serious matters. He had been there for a few weeks, and they had become close friends easily. They could talk about most anything, and since neither of them was in a relationship they had no problems spending time together and hanging out.
It wasn't until last night that Nancy was made to wonder if only friendship was what she really wanted at all. The memories of the dream brought back the heat between her thighs, and a trickle of wetness from between the pert lips of her pussy.
They had been working late on a big project for a few days, and it was a good thing they were friends because they would have gotten on each others nerves otherwise. The finishing touches were being applied, and it was time to celebrate. Jack had wanted to go out, but Nan

Do You Remember Why?Do You Remember Why?
My sweet delightful virgin eyes, your child-like smile takes me high.
You own my dreams, my greetings and good-byes
and through my lips...your name's a lullaby,
a peaceful chant that shines at night within this life of mine.
My dreams came true, the ancient seemed brand new
I never knew you gave the sea its blue
and everything you do, always seems to guide me through...
now do you remember why I fell in love with you?
Your magic touch was a sparkle in my soul
you took my life, you took it all
you kissed my lips and I believed again
that deep inside I am a perfect man
you placed the world before my sight
and turned the darkness into light.
My sweet divine, my gentle petal eyes
your child, like kisses help propel me to the sky
where I can never die. Why, just your sigh can hush my bitter cries.
You own my dreams, my breath...my life.
You make the world revolve, you make the sun shine bright...
now do you remember why I fell in love with yo

"two Every Guy"From: Stu Pidasso
Date: Oct 10, 2007 9:50 PM
"To Every Guy" To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.To every guy who has given her flowers just because.To every guy that said he would die for her.To every guy that really would.To every guy that did what she wanted to do.To every guy that cried in front of her.To every guy that she cried in front of.To every guy that holds hands with her.To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.To every guy that hugs her just because he can.To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutesTo every guy that would give his seat up.To every guy that just wants to cuddle.To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter wha

Prayers For Steven And DaveWould people care join me in saying prayers for Crazy Daves son steven, let them know we care and support them by reposting this for Dave,
Thanks for this it means a lot
Dave-update on steven
just had a phone call from hospital, the latest news is not good, the result of the other tests they had done has just come through. The cancer has started again and spread to his brain, they have got him on a course of steroids to reduce the swelling. They have lest a message for the specialist he was under at the cancer clinic to get into touch, as he has the final say on what course of treatment they will have to take next. Hopefully I will have more news again sometime tomorrow. Thanks everybody
Your friends are here for you Dave.

ContestI am currently in a Military Contest on Dawn's page. I would the support. It seems that CasualCorner4U and I are neck and neck. We are friends so this is ok. I would love to win though! (doesn't everyone?).
Anyway..here is the link..show some luv if you have some free time.
the Dragon
P.S. CC did this too ;) It was a good idea.

Who We Are Is Defined By What We Do...People should understand that it is mistaken to judge an activity for the time that is necessary to realize it…
A good example of this concept is the case of the computer science expert who is called in order to fix to a large and extremely complex one computer …
...a computer that was worth more than 12 million than Euro.
The expert, seated of forehead to the screen, presses a pair of keys, allegates with the head, say something to himself and then shut down the computer.
To that point he extracts a small screwdriver from the pocket and gives a turn and means to one very small screw. Therefore, he ignites the computer and verification that all works perfectly.
The president of the company is very happy and offers itself to pay the account immediately. "How much I must" it asks.
"Thousands Euro, please" answers the man.
"Thousands Euro!? Thousands Euro for little minute of job? Thousands Euro in order to tighten one simplest very small screw? I know that the computer is worth 12

"comes The Dawn" Or ""after A While" By Veronica A. ShoffstallRead it, and thn write your favourite sentence and comment if you want...I love it all..!
After some time you learn the difference, the subtle difference between giving your hands and chaining the soul. You learn that to love she does not always mean support and that company does not always mean security. You start to learn that kisses are not contracts and gifts are not promises. You begin to accept life's defeats with an unbowed head and open eyes, with the understanding of an adult and not the sadness of a child. You learn to navigate all life's roads of today, because the land of hills ahead (amanha) is uncertain for one's plans, and the future has a habit of getting in one's way as they go forward. After a time you learn that the sun burns if you say long enough in it. You learn that it does not matter how much you care, some people simply do not think things are important. Accept that a person is not always happy or agreeable, but there is a time when you need to pardon it

New FriendshipsI am glad to be introduced to Fubar..it seems like a wonderful place to make new friends..Since my boyfriend Ron passed away June 2006, it's been a very difficult time..struggling with raising four boys without him (he wasn't their biological father but their Daddy)--- dealing with my diabetes, bipolar disorder...sometimes, just hearing someone say "good morning" cheers me...Thankyou to everyone who has taken the time to listen to me and all the new friends I will make..thankyou...it DOES make a difference!

True BeautyShe stands beside her bed, disrobes, and sighs,
For in her glass she sees a nymph's lewd eyes:
Her every curve's a sultry hint of lust
And every blush a fault which her needs must.
Corinna stares and thinks that she is fat,
Though clearly one can see she's never that.
Perhaps her lack of belief in self's the cause
Of why she takes this decomposing pause?
Or doubt at man's desire the night to stay?
Want they her body or mind? She starts to pray:
She hopes, maybe, beneath this nymph there lies
A sad and beauteous girl quite in disguise.

The KissThe Kiss
we stood in the doorway
his hands on my waist
the clock tickling loudly
almost in haste
he moved in closer
his eyes locked in mine
I long for his kiss
For just a moment in time
his lips meet mine
and I feel the sensation
no longer must I wait
to give into the sweet temptation
my knees go weak
my palms become sweaty
I go back to that place
I have been so many times already
the world disappears
all that's left is him and I
and as we pull away
I feel as though I could fly

Smoking LawsWhat does everyone think about the smoking laws in our country and in your neck of the woods?
I know where I live in Portage, Indiana, 40 miles east of Chicago, and I work in Valparaiso, Indiana. There is no smoking in bars, clubs, any place that servers food to the public. Where I work for city government, we can not smoke in the veichles even if you are the only person in the damn thing. We have to stand 50 feet away from any door or window, and god forbid qwe get called out to plow snow to some other shit. I for one have not and will not work for 24 hours or more with out a smoke. I think they have gone to far with th is shit, does anyone agree with me? I have a 4 year old and I don't smoke in the house, I never have smoked in my house even before the birth of my son. but i pay my taxes just like the non-smoking people and it should be my chopice and not t he governments choice as to where i smoke.

Questions For Those Interested In New Paths...Some questions for you to ask/know about being a Witch/Pagan/Wiccan
1) Do you get upset with repeating lessons you think you've already learned?
2) Do you feel defensive if someone instructs you?
3) Is the thought of a never-ending journey into wisdom more than you can bear to think about?
4) Do you have the strength to be different? Is your difference meant to annoy family & friends? If not, how far would you go w/the courage of your convictions?
5) Have you ever had the experience of being a minority w/all its attendant prejudices & persecutions? Even if you haven't, how well do you think you handle such experiences as a Witch?
6) Do you get defensive in group situations of any kind if you feel your way is right? Is there room in you for compromise? If so, where would you draw the line over which you will not cross?
7) What do you see as the major differences between someone who calls himself a Witch and someone who calls himself a Wiccan? What about a pagan? Can

Where Should I Go?well here is the deal. i am planning on moving out of michigan and am having trouble deciding where i should go. i Know i want to stay off the east coast and still not go farther west them Missouri but other than that i am open for where ever i want to go and because of my job i can go anywhere i want. what i want from you all is if you are or know of somewhere that is a good place let me know and let me know why it is a good place. lmao trust me nowhere is worse than flint.

S#!tHOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or

Some Words Of Wisdom For Some Of You Guys And Even Girlswhen your really into someone and i mean head over heals butterflies in your stomach cloud 9 feeling about someone...............DONT BE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN PAST GFS/BFS ALL THE FUCKING TIME IT MAKES US NOT FUCKING WANT YOU AND MAKES US FEEL LIKE WE ARE SECOND FIDEL TO THEM THAT WE CAN NEVER BE AS GOOD OR BETTER THEM AND MAKES JUST WANT TO FUCKING GIVE UP ON YOUR STUPID ASS..............BTW NEWS FLASH THERE IS A REASON THAT PEOPLE IN YOUR PAST DID NOT MAKE IT TO YOUR FUTURE SO LEAVE THE FUCKING PAST RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS IN THE DAMN PAST.....(you know who the fuck you are)
i feel better now(some what anyways) anyone want a beer or 2 or something :-)

587Ugh. I am ready to curl up into a ball and just die. Guys - If you don't like reading about girly problems - Stop Reading Now!!!...I am having horrible cramps!!! I'm usually lucky where cramps are concerned...but for some reason I'm cranky & crampy!! Any suggestions to get rid of the cramps? :( Guys if you're still reading this - Kudo's to ya!
On to work related stuff.. The other Kathy comes back to work on Monday from Maternity leave. I have this horrible feeling that she's gonna have a hard time accepting that I'm doing her job - and better than her at that! In other work related news - I had someone quit her job because of the promotion (if you wanna call it that!) that I got. She was hoping to get the job .. but while I was off yesterday...She got pissy with the manager, and she stormed off and said that she was quitting!!!! She was supposed to be one of my friends too. Go figure!!! I figured my "friend" would be happy for me - not pissed about it!
BrattyBytch/Out!

Stop And Smell The Roses.This should probably be taped to your
bathroom mirror where one could read
it everyday. You may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in
this world that you would die for.
2. At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever
hate you is because they want to be
just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring
happiness to anyone, even if they
don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about
you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. You are special and unique.
8. Someone that you don't even know
exists loves you.
9. When you make the biggest mistake
ever, something good comes from it.
10. When you think the world has
turned its back on you take another
look.
11. Always remember the complim
ents
yo u received. Forget about the rude
remarks.
And always remember.... when life
hands you Lemons, ask for tequila and
salt,and call me over!

To My SweetiesOK BABES HERES THE CLEAVAGE SHOT I DECIDED TO USE...I VE HEARD ALL THIS STUFF FROM U ALL.....SO HOW BOUT PUTTIN UR VOTES WHERE UR MOUTHS R AND BOMB MY ASS..I NEED EACH AND EVERY COMMENT THAT U HAVE TO SPARE..CONTEST STARTS SAT AT 11PM. AND U ALL KNOW HOW AGGRAVATING I AM AT CONTEST TIME...LOL SO SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE...LOL...AND GO AHEAD AND START COMMENTING......LOVE YA GUYS..JUST CLIK THE PIC..AND SEE MY BOOBS

The Zombie MaskThe Zombie Mask
While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

~!~halloween Game~!~Here is alittle game for everyone to play! The came is simple and easy for everyone. Name the Halloween person That these people look alike.(Example Like One Might look like wolve man) Make sure you reply to the blog and tell us who looks like whom.
1)KISSES !@ fubar
2)Italian Irish Princess@ fubar
3)Sexy Little Kitty@ fubar
4)Live Life To The Fullest And Never Regret A Day That Passes You By......@ fubar
Enjoy the little Game!

My Back Acheso i've had a back ache since i was doing the construction, the pain eases up once in a while but it's always there, I still do a lot of heavy lifting around the house and moving around, tonight the pain is over whelming, I've said i'll go to the doctor on many occassions but the truth is i hate doctors they scare me so i only go if i really have to go. I been thinking it could be my bewbies, maybe they are to huge to carry around, oh boy and lemme tell you it's like a day work alone trying to carrying those girls around and if that's not enough my ass is another topic by itself, It's huge! but I think you already know this... when you have a back ache what do you use for it?

Alone In The DarkAlone In The Dark
Alone sits a man in total darkness in a
place he can't call home. Tears streaming
from his eyes from losing the women who
made this house a home; as this man sits in
total darkness with tears he remembers a very
special day to him, that day for him was the
day he asked her to Marry him now he is alone
in the dark sitting in tears.
Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson

Girls Vs. Grown WomenGirls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans.
Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits in.
Girls want to control the man in their life.
Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
Girls check you for not calling them.
Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
Girls try to put a man 'on lock' by using sex.
Grown women know that it's the sex of the mental kind that makes a man want to 'lock' you down.
Girls fake-moan, lay there and take the stabbing.
Grown women say, "Just stop", get up, get dressed and walk out.
Girls are afraid to be alone.
Grown women revel in it--using it as a time for personal growth.
Girls ignore the good guys.
Grown women ignore the bad guys.
Girls make you come.
Grown women make you come home.
Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man.
Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any

Ok I Have Had Itwhy are people so freaking rude on here,,unfreakin believeable...if someone posts a mumm and you read it vote on it comment on it if you want but why leave a rude comment. i have hear dcomments like i havent really thought about it guess i am not as bored as you are,,well hun that just makes you look like a jerk cause you are reading the mumm AND commenting on it,,so who is the bored ass now. if you dont like what the mumm says just keep going,,, things like stfu and stupid comments like that just make you, the person commenting on it look like a real bitch or ass.
why the hell does everybody have to be so dam rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guyswhich one is better a girl who takes care of herself and has respect for herself or a girl that dont care what she does like putting nude pictures up come on now you wouldnt want to be with a girl who shows her naked body to everyone

FriendsOTHER Friends: Never ask for food.
true Friends: are the reason you have no food.
OTHER Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
True Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM
OTHER Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
True friends: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
OTHER Friends: never seen you cry.
True Friends: cry with you
OTHER Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
True Friends: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
OTHER Friends: know a few things about you.
True Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
OTHER Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
True Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
OTHER Friends: Would knock on your front door.
true Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
OTHER Friends: Are for awhile.
True Friends: Are for life.
OTHER Friends: Will take y

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Learn The Fucking Language Obey The LawsI'm sorry, but after hearing they want
to sing OUR National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough!
NEVER did they sing it in Italian,
Japanese, Polish, Irish-Celtic, German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration.
It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it
was written. The news broadcasts
gave a translation that's NOT even close.
Sorry if this offends anyone, but
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
Do YOU - sing MY
National Anthem in YOUR COUNTRY
IN ENGLISH ? ? ?
And, because I make this statement
DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY.
Welcome to come through like
everyone else has.
Get a sponsor !
Get a place to lay your head !
Get a job !
Live by OUR rules !
Pay YOUR taxes !
And
LEARN THE LANGUAGE
LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE
IN THE PAST!!!
AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SA

Guys Will Love ThisNOW BEFORE YOU TRY AND CALL ME AN ASSHOLE FOR PUTTING THIS UP THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A WOMEN AND PASSED ALONG TO ME BY A FEMALE FRIEND.... TAKE NOTE LADIES
This was originally written by a girl.
1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.
2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation.
3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up.
4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and sto

The Usa Is A Sad PlaceThank you Bladewalker!
I cannot believe that I read this tonight. It is absolutely offensive. I am a practicing pagan and is this how we are to be treated? The "land of the free" has become what our ancestors fought so hard against.. a communistic state. There is supposed to be seperation of church and state but that is unlikely when everyone in office is being lead by their member by the church. I am insulted! are we to be burned at the stake next? funny how our laws state Harm none and all the government does is kill... seems we know who the evil power really is.
This is a sad story and I can believe this is happening in the US.
Rhonda Gruber... has been arrested.. on the warrant it said "practicing witch" I need every pagan you know and all paths to KNOW what's going on.
Here's what she posted to her yahoo groups pagansnightout......
My name is Rhonda Gruber AKA Wicked Lil Witch and I am a Proud Witch. I am currently being persecuted as a Witch by a Lt. Kevin

ConfrontationWe all have demons in our life that we have to face, in that confrontation of our lives we are trialed and have to fight forward to overcome them u get stronger from that and more experienced but still the fact of facing it alone suxs ass, but that is the way of life tehre are soem thigns that u have to do yourself.

I Get Soooo Dang Frustrated When...folks think that I should be all gabby all the time.....
or think that there is anything wrong with me when I am quiet.
Can't a person be quiet from time to time????
Today I attended a conference in Lockhart that had more than about 200 people in attendance where we were jammed packed in a fellowship hall designed more as a dance hall where all the noise bounced quickly off of the walls and reverberated through my head even through the way home. While I learned a great deal from the conference....
and actually gained some re-affirmation for the work that I do from a speaker that was in attendance today...
Taking a nap after returning home to settle the allergies I was feeling and the migraine I had had during the afternoon from all the clatter in the hall, I received a phone call from someone who hung up on me when I was quiet. When I told him that there wasn't anything wrong other than just waking up and having major allergies attack, he insisted that there was someth

AutumnFingers of autumn play
through changing leaves that
gently touch the trees;
nights brush colder
And linger.
A mirror reflects
north wind's chilled breath
As summer swept by.
The lonely cry of geese
punctuate the silence
to signify their passing.
Thoughts fly
just as south
to flee the snow.

Randy Couture Steps Down From Ufc. The Whole StoryWith little interest at age 44 of fighting anyone other than the man regarded as the best mixed martial artist in the world, UFC heavyweight champion Randy Couture announced his retirement Thursday.
Couture, a five-time champion and UFC Hall of Famer, had hoped to land a bout with Fedor Emelianenko, the top-rated fighter in the Yahoo! Sports MMA poll of the world's best fighters.
But when reports surfaced Wednesday that Emelianenko had spurned the UFC to sign with the Russian-based M-1 Mix Fight organization, Couture opted to retire. The story was broken by Brian Knapp of The Fight Network, which has a business relationship with Couture.
"I'm tired of swimming upstream at this stage with the management of the UFC," Couture told Knapp. "It only makes sense at this point in my career to fight Fedor Emelianenko, and since he’s now signed with another organization, I feel like it's time to resign and focus on my other endeavors."
Couture's retirement stunned the MMA world, bu

To All Independent Family MembersI am sorry to say this but I am going to be leaving the Independent Family. It has been a pleasure to bomb with you but I feel that I haven't been apart of the family. Ya'll have asked to be helped level or in a contest. I have been there to help you level or helped as much as I could in your contest or your friends contest. But only a few of the members have really been there when I needed them. I know that my contest fall at the same time as someone else this isn't why I am leaving though. So if you want me or you can delete me from your friends or family list if you like just tell me and I will do so...Thanks for allowing me in the family and all Bitchy Babygirl...I am sorry to say this but I am going to be leaving the Independent Family. It has been a pleasure to bomb with you but I feel that I haven't been apart of the family. Ya'll have asked to be helped level or in a contest. I have been there to help you level or helped as much as I could in your contest or your friends contes

My Sons Wonderfull News !!!!!!!!!!Well I have never been as happy ,since my son blessed me with is presence, as I am today . Though I have seen this Red headed , STRONG willed boy through alot of obstacles (2 years of which I couldn't help ). Today was an appointment for a NeuroPsychological Evaluation .We found his NEWEST and IMPROVED IQ is FAR above the score when tested in 05,coming to 70 where it had been 59 which puts him only one small point from having overcome the MR range ! Even better, THERE ARE NO FURTHER INDICATIONS that would in fact keep him "LABELED" in the Autism spectrum . His Occupational and physical therapies are paying off well, cause his motor skills have improved GREATLY !. It is known at this time, that his cognitive delays are due to the infractions sustained by the stokes before and after birth that contribute to his developmental delay 's. He has made SO MANY improvments in the last year ! My amazement is beyond words. I always Knew that Patience meant standing byh

I....I think about the heartbreak,
I think about the pain,
Thoughts go hazy in my mind,
Their advice is in vain.
I cut to end my suffering,
I cut to feel real,
This stinging makes me seem alive,
It's all that I can feel.
I cry because I love you,
I cry because I care,
I cry because when I awake,
You will not be there...

My Profile...I was updating my profile the other day and after I submitted it, fubar did a bouncer check and then didn't save my changes and actually deleted my About Me section. I haven't had the time to sit down and rewrite it yet. Sorry.
If anyone has any ideas of things I should add to my page, let me know.
Thanks,
Orgasmic Aimee
If you read my blogs, please rate them.

Thanks Againthank everyone that helped me out in the contest tonight your all awesome even crazy shannon for the second. ( shannon quit stalking its illegal in all 50 states!) but i do appreciate all your time and effort you put into it.. your all awesome! lots of love to you bama and braves fan and big daddy and kyle and model.. your all awesome and totally stepped it up

Drinkin My Stress Away :)...somewhere between getting out of my car and punching out to leave class, I lost my damn keys today. Let me just tell you how stressed and crazed I was. Not only because I lost my keys but because of the horrid neighborhood I would have to leave my car in. My school's in the ghetto and cars are constantly getting broken into. So I was flippin the hell out. I searched and searched. Tore my bags apart, looked in cabinets...even the damn trash cans. Friends offered to take me home but I didn't wanna leave my car! Finally, the security guard walked by and I asked him if anyone had turned in some keys? He said "What do they look like?" I described them and before I could finish, took them out of his pocket! We might as well of been in church cuz I thanked Jesus up and down that building! "I love you, John!" then happily skipped to my car. Yes, I skipped. So, thanks to the stress, I am finishin off my bottle of Polish vodka straight from the freezer. You better believe!!!

Music Recommendation Of The MomentSince I'm feeling enthusiastic and even though I've recommended this piece of music before, still, if you like Rachmaninoff's music (and especially his more serious vein - the Corelli variations, his first piano sonata, the Symphonic Dances, the tone poem The Isle of the Dead too) -
you may want to give a listen to the music of composer Nikolai Medtner and especially his sonata for piano in E minor, headed with lines from a poem (by Tyutchev) - and given the nickname - "The Night Wind" (Medtner's work was written around 1911, and a score is available here that's public domain in Canada and the US though not in the EU.)
Was listening to a performance of this, recorded by Adam Fellegi back in 1989 for Marco Polo (while exercising actually, Wednesday...- listening to a good half-hour-_straight_ of almost unbroken piano music that only gets more exciting towards the end is a great way to ignore the fact that one's getting more sore and more tired, though it's only a half-hour... any

See The Ghost Rider NakedWELL IT GOT YOU HERE ANYWAY. LOL
HEY EVERYONE I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED TONIGHT ANI REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON A GIVE A GREAT FRIEND A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL. PLEASE PASS THIS BLOG TO ALL UR FRIENDS.
Fire My Words

FreewritingWell recently i found out i was mixed with 7 different things, im mixed with German,Irish,Polish, Indian, Italian, French and Russian, someday i want to do a family tree to find out just what all im mixed with,

Well Earned BreakWork has been particularly intense these past few months and time has just flown by with no real personal time to speak of. This kind of pressure is fine over short periods of time but persistent over this long takes it out of just about anybody.
So at last I am about to take my first real holiday for some years and have chosen a nice villa in Crete with my own private pool to do it. The place has little or no mobile signal and is not far from the longest gorge in Europe. I am going to be taking some much needed down time and recharge my batteries.
While I am away my company is having a re-organisation so I am hoping that they will have managed to do what they promised to ease my workload. So we will see if a rest can help out in more ways than one

The Rose (poetry)The Rose
A single lonely rose grew in the corner of the garden.
Encircled by many others,
But alone.
As time passed, trials came and went,
Then one dealt a severe blow.
From that, the rose began to wilt and wither.
Feeling forgotten...
Then like a miracle...
A soft and gentle breeze,
Then a ray of light.
The other roses fell into darkness,
And the solitary rose began to shine
An intense special light nourished it.
Then it was watered by a gentle cascade,
One of love and selfless affection
"But why?"
The rose asked the sunlight.
The rose was in full bloom,
The sunshine smiled down on her.
"This is what I do," the sun replied.
I am your sunshine, your life, your soul.
You are my rose.
You always have been.
-Hurley (copyright 2007)

A Click A Day And You Don't Even PayEven if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself.
Breathing is kinda nice, too.
Think about this everytime you eat or have a snack
If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die.
You were a child once...
If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone else get addicted to fubar, teach them to read.

Das BesteI found a treasure
With your name on it.
So wonderful and value
And with no money of this world to pay.
You fall asleep next to me,
I could look at you the whole night.
Watch how you sleep,
Hear your breath
Until we wake up the next morning.
You have done it again
To take me my breath away.
When you lie next to me
I cant believe it
That somebody like me
Deserves someone like you.
Chorus:
You are the best that ever happened to me.
It feels so good how you love me.
Forget the rest of the world,
When you're with me.
You are the best that ever happened to me.
It feels so good how you love me.
I don’t say it often enough
Its nice that you are there.
You laughing is addictive,
A kind of not from this world.
Even if your closeness would be poison
I would stay by you as long until I die.
You leaving would destroy worlds
But I don’t want to think about it.
To nice it is with you
When we give each other love.
Give me some power,
Take my doubts fro

Trip To PragueNext week or on the morning of 18th of october me and the company i work at will be flying to Prague and this will be a 4 day trip. We will be staying at some luxury hotel that i dont remember the name of but that does not matter anyway. There is probably gonna be lots of sightseeing on this trip all the cathedrals and castles and of course the charles bridge and then we probably go out to some fancy restaurants to eat and some pubs as well. I will take as many pics of this trip as i can and some of them will end up in my photo album here on fubar. Well thats it for now.
Take care everybody.
Aron.

Time Flies When You're Having Fun!Wow, time flies when you're having fun! I just realized that September 7th was my 1 year anniversary on this site and endured it's many "growing pains". Invited by someone I really did not know on MySpace, I decided to give it a try considering that place was just a meat rack of filth in my opinion and I was stuck homebound by duty. Something different to pass the time and an attempt to socialize with like minded adults and have fun, share with friends and just be myself.
I have to say, this past year has had it's many ups and downs site wise as well as personally. I am ever so thankful that I stuck with it because thanks to Cherry Tap and Mike (aka Nomad), I met my one true love Eugene in one of the early lounges and he's woo'd me since, capturing my mind, heart, body and soul as my husband and best friend.
Along this merry journey, not only did I meet my husband, but I came across many wonderful and beautiful, caring people I call my friends, sisters, brothers, and family.
T

I'll Soon Make My Listhi, i have 432 friends in my list and there is already 3 weeks i'm all my day on fubar and notice a little bit only of this friends rate my stuffs
I'm always here when somebody need help for level or contests when i am here, and i rate new stuffs of friends when i see them in my Bar Tab. SO : i gonna look since 48 hours again who are my real friends then i will make my list.
(some quiet angels wich have NEVER rate anything for me are also concerned.)
We cannot always have something without giving Back
it will be too easy
one more time i excuse my bad english but true friens know why.

ChillyWell I guess fall is finally here. I like the cooler temps except for one thing...
Its too chilly today to sit here working in my boxers and tshirt lol.

Deleting Friends-additional Info-read NowThis is a repost of the first post in this blog. There are additions in this post that are not in the first, however please click here to respond/comment since that is the ONLY post i will be checking during the deleting process. (scroll down if you already read this first post to the part labeled Addition).
Repost:
If you do not have a SALUTE photo, unless you've already talked to me somewhere other than on FUBAR, you will be deleted as of October 15. 2007.
From TODAY on, if you do not have a salute, you will not be added.
I'm sick of guys pretending to be chicks, and i'm sick of fake/multiple accounts.
I want to be able to SEE who my friends are.
Either create a salute by October 15th, or do not be surprised if you are not friends with me afterwards. (you may mail me a personal salute if you don't want to post one on Fubar however it must have MY NAME and the current date on the salute).
Post here if you have a DAMN good reason why you can't. (posting here doesn'

Sex Application..lolREPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........
Your Name:
Your age:
Favorite position:
1. Do you think I'm cute?
2. Would you have sex with me?
3. lights on or off?
4. Would you have to be drunk?
5.Would you take a shower with me?
6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
7.Would you leave after or stay the night?
8.Do you like cuddling afterwards?
9.Condom or skin?
10. Have sex on the first date?
11.Would you kiss me during sex?
12.Do you think I would be good in bed?
13. Would you use me as a booty call?
14.Can I use you as a booty call?
15.Can we take pictures of the act?
16.How long would we have sex?
17.Would you tell your friends about me?
18.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Beating HeartLate at night,
Early morning,
I lay alone in my bed,
Cold beneath the blankets,
My body still pulsing for yours,
My heart still beating fast from your voice…
I wish for us to lie in bed together,
Cuddling together keeping each other warm,
With your arms about me protectively,
My leg across your waist lovingly one-way,
The other with my back against your chest.
I wish for us to lie in bed together,
Our bodies touching each other sweetly,
Lustful caresses across each other’s skin,
Gentle bites, shivering licks, harsh sucking, with sweet kisses,
Moving our bodies together till our last fulfillment together.
I wish for us to lie in bed together,
Your sensual mouth next to my ear whispering to me,
Telling of both your love and lust for me,
Making my body shiver with delight and my heart beat faster,
Special endearments from my lips to you breathlessly said,
“I Love You, I’m Forever Yours”

Love And FriendshipAlot of things have me pondering anymore about true love and diffrent kinds of love. Can anyone seriouslly say that there is true love out there for someone. I mean yes everyone is happily married and would considered it true love but what about those few cases that prove that theory wrong actually. THen ofcourse you got the two kinds of love spoken in the bible unconditional love and a friendship love. I alway's am willing to share either love with anyone. For some reason it is hard to agree with the theory of unconditional love that is out there. Love they neighbor or thy friend as you want to be loved. Well you know what, How many of you can sit out there and say you do that on a daily basis? I don't and I am the first to truly admit it actually. I can't do it there is just times when a person rubs you wrong and you can't do it at all.. I know that I should be a better person about some things in life in general but sometiems thinking of all the forms of love and tieing them to frie

Love Yes Or No???JUST A QUESTION I HAVE HAD FOR A LONG TIME DOES LOVE REALLY EXIST?
JUST LEAVE A COMMENT RATE 10 IF YES AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. THANK YOU ALL FRIENDS AND FAMILY FOR THE HELP IN FINDING THE ANSWERS TO MY QUESTIONS.

Ill Be Gone For The Weekendhello all my buddies that take the time to read my stuff.. i am moving this weekend so i wont be here till next week monday i think.. ill miss you bunches but ill talk to you soon.
giggity~ when is your trip? its so soon i know that make sure you take pics ill want to see pics more than a t shirt..
bama~ let me know when you put those new pics up drop me a line
ribbz~ i forgot to put you in lastnights but thank you again for all the help.. i like the pic you have up now too just so you know i think i might actually like it better. just thought you would like to know
and love you evevryone have fun over the weekend!!!

Bring It On Home To Me!You've got someone here
Wants to make it all right
Someone that loves you more
Than life right here
You've got willing arms that'll hold you tight
A hand to lead you on through the night right here
I know your heart can get
All tangled up inside
But don't you keep it to yourself
When your long day is over
And you can barely drag your feet
The weight of the world
Is on your shoulders
I know what you need
Bring it on home to me
You know I know you
Like the back of my hand
You know I'm gonna do
All that I can right here
Gonna lie with you
Till you fall asleep
When the morning comes
I'm still gonna be right here
Yes, I am
(Ooooooooooooo)
So take your worries and
Just drop them at the door
Baby, leave it all behind
When your long day is over
And you can barely drag your feet
The weight of the world
Is on your shoulders
I know what you need
Bring it on home to me
Baby, let me be your safe harbor
Don't let the water come
And carry you away
When y

PoetryGod of Compassion
You let your rain fall on the just and the unjust.
Expand and deepen our hearts
so that we may love as You love,
even those among us
who have caused the greatest pain by taking life.
For there is in our land a great cry for vengeance
as we fill up death row and kill the killers
in the name of justice, in the name of peace.
Jesus, our brother,
you suffered execution at the hands of the state
but you did not let hatred overcome you
Help us to reach out to victims of violence
so that our enduring love may help them heal.
Holy Spirit of God,
You strengthen us in the struggle for justice,
Help us to work tirelessly
for the abolition of state-sanctioned death
and to renew our society in its very heart
so that violence will be no more.
Amen.

It's Flash A Soldier FridayTHATS RIGHT!!! ITS FLASH A SOLDIER FRIDAY. IN EFFORTS TO BOOST MORAL OF THE TROOPS ALL THE SOLDIERS GOT TOGETHER AND CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF ALL THE LADIES SHOWING OFF THERE "MORAL BOOSTERS" TO PUMP US UP A LITTLE!!!

The Hottest &sexiest Parents And Grand Parents Has Begun!!!!THE HOTTEST N SEXIEST PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS ON FUBAR WILL BEGIN TODAY @
10 AM PST.
12 NOON CST
1 PM EST
PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE CONTESTANT AND CLICK ON THAT PIC AND SHOW THAT PERSON MAD LOVE.
EACH CONTEST WILL RUN (10 DAYS)IT WILL START ON FRIDAY OCT 12TH @ 10AM PST & WILL END ON MONDAY OCT 22ND @ 10PM PST AND THE PIC WITH MOST COMMENTS WILL WIN
1ST PLACE WINNER:
1 MONTH BLAST OR 3 MONTH VIP
2ND PLACE WINNER:
1 WEEK BLAST,1 MONTH VIP OR TICKERS
3RD PLACE WINNER:
3 DAYS BLAST & VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN (YOU CAN INVITE 2 OF YOUR FRIENDS TO JOIN TOO)
4TH PLACE WINNER:
1 DAY BLAST & RIDE ON WILDCAT TRAIN
THE RULES WILL BE
1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT.
2~FOR THE BIKERS,PIC MUST BE FOR YOU ON YOUR BIKE OR WITH YOUR BIKE.
3~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED.
4~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND .
5~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!!
~Cherrybomb™~ @ fubar

Blockbuster SurveyMore People Haunted by Ghosts, According to Blockbuster Survey
Blockbuster Exclusive '1408' Among List of 'Most Haunted Movies' for Halloween
October 10, 2007: 01:44 PM EST
DALLAS, Oct. 10 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Do you believe in ghosts? According to a recent Blockbuster Inc. survey, more of us (67%) believe ghosts might be real than other Halloween ghoulies like demons (52%), aliens (56%) or vampires (15%). In response, Blockbuster dares movie lovers to spend the night with one of the season's Most Haunted Movies. Among the spirited films list from the entertainment experts at Blockbuster is "1408," the exclusive Blockbuster rental featuring John Cusack trapped in a haunted room that's out to get him.
"When you believe something could happen in real life, it makes it that much scarier," said Keith Leopard, Director of Content Development at Blockbuster Inc. "More people believe in ghosts, and so that makes haunted movies among the scariest this Halloween. Blockbuster h

Gotta Put Me Mumm Here :(otay for some reason i write up one bad mumm and am now banned from mummin.... arg!!! so here it is for me friends and family :D
uhum uhum *clears throat*
coochie tats..... hawt or not?

Why M Arried Couples Don't Have Sex.........Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:
54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be sleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us
Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up a

Contest Starting Soon!*******Contest will be starting soon*******
I have all my contestants.
This would be a great time to get your bombers ready.
.....and eat spagettios.
o.0
contest will start in 1 hour 58 minutes.
Remember:
-no scripting or blasting
-first to 80,000 wins a happy hour
-next to reach 55,000 gets a 30-day blast
and the rest of the prizes including 7-day blasts or VIPs are mentioned in the other blogs
btw..blank comments are allowed. manual power commenting is allowed. we are trying to eliminate the scripting. no blasting no scripts.

BoredomWell, at this very moment, I'm bored... shocking huh? Eh well~ such is life. I've been wathcing cartoons this morning... yay. The girls have been little brats. tash was jumping around, like she wasn't supposed to, and i caught her, and it knowcked my hand against the table, and busted a blood vessel... time out there.... other than that they've been ok. Just hyper as hell. They need to go outside to play. So thats what my afternoon shall entail...
laters ppl

I'm Done Sulking.this week i've chilled out. i spent some time with my friends and family and i've decided i'm not pissed anymore.
when he gets home from jail and starts his shit again, i'll need all the anger i can muster to get him to leave the rest of the family alone. (i can usually get him mad enough at me to leave my mom and the kids alone and just bitch at me. he hates when i tell him "fuck you" because it's disrespectful to him, my elder. i think it's funny.)
and i'm off for the weekend with my other stepdad (the one i like), my little sister, and a friend. i'll be back on sunday so you can catch me then.
have a good one!

23,605 To Insider, Please Help I Always Return The Love~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fubar Wife 2 "GoozTX" *DSC* Owner of Guilty Pleasures@ fubar
Ive been asking for days for help leveling, and only a few people have been helping me, where are all the people that I helped to reach godfather at?? Pretty sad that some of you are here for just yourselves and not here to help others. Do onto others as they do onto you, is exactly how I feel, I learned who my true friends are and who isnt. These people I helped and dont help me when needed, time to clean up my friends list.

PromiseI promise you my love
I promise you my heart
I promise you my life
I promise we'll never be apart
I promise not to hurt you
I promise to never make you cry
I promise to always trust you
I promise not to lie
I promise you forever
I promise you tonight
I promise you my respect
I promise to do things right
I promise to always be there
I promise until the end
I promise to always love you
I promise to be your best friend
I promise you my love
I promise you my life
I promise this forever

Shaun Of The TrekFrom Sci Fi Wire:
Forget James McAvoy and Paul McGillion: Shaun of the Dead's Simon Pegg will play Scotty in J.J. Abrams' upcoming Star Trek movie, Variety reported.
John Cho (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle), meanwhile, assumes the role of helmsman Sulu, according to The Hollywood Reporter.
English actor Pegg, who had a brief but memorable role in Abrams' Mission: Impossible III, takes over the role of the U.S.S. Enterprise's chief engineer, Montgomery "Scotty" Scott, a role originally played by James Doohan in the TV series and subsequent films. (Chronicles of Narnia's McAvoy and Stargate Atlantis' McGillion had both been rumored to be up for the role.)
Cho, meanwhile, will take on the role of Hikaru Sulu from George Takei. Sulu was known for his love of fencing and was always seen on deck piloting the ship next to Chekov.
Pegg and Cho join a cast that already includes Eric Bana, Anton Yelchin, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana and Leonard Nimoy.
Written by Trans

Have You(1989)Have you ever loved somebody so much
that it hurts???
Have you ever loved somebody so much
that you cant sleep???
Have you ever loved somebody
that didn't no that you exist???
Have you ever loved somebody
who don't feel the same???
Have you ever loved somebody
who's in love with another person??
Have you ever loved some body who don't even no you love them so very much??
Have you ever...

Silent LoveSee you smiling every day
hide the way i feel,
want to tell you everything
but my lips are sealed,
loving you with all my heart
but you will never know,
feelings for you are locked away
hope they never go,
i never cease to by amazed
how beautiful you look,
now my heart will suffer in silence
because of the chance i never took.

Friday NightIt's after 5 pm and I'm sitting here alone as usual.
Maybe I'm picky but is it too much to ask for a good guy, one who treats me with some respect and doesn't see McDonalds as a romantic date?

Done And DoneI think it might be time to close my page.... not sure if I will or not yet, but I am not happy comming on here any more. Dont get me wrong, there are a few who are absolutly wonderful but it is just a few. AND... since one of the main reasons I was on here is gone, I just dont know. Like I said, there are a few other people that are so nice and I really appreaciate them chatting with me and understanding when I have to get off quickly because of work. Maybe I wont go, but my time is very limited right now. We'll see............ Thanks to my friends for understanding! If you are interested in getting my regular e-mail (just in case I do decide to go) let me know.

Got Me ThinkingI was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.
'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of those cars. That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any gi

Nice Girls Finish Last....Guys alway complain that nice guys finish last... thats BS they go for the B*tches and then get hurt and try to rebound on the nice ones what BS is that im tired of it! I attract rebound guys like a have sticker that says effin walk all over me, i like it! grrr no more!

This Is Sooooo TrueA man walks into a drug store with his 8-ear old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three
and asks, "Why are there three in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE
for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the
boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March . . ."

Spank Her Hard PleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeLETS DO IT T.M.A.F. STYLE.
HELLO EVERY ONE WE HAVE SULTRY IN A CONTEST AND SHE NEED TO BE IN THE LEAD BUT WE HAVE ANOTHER FAMILIES ARE TRYING TO HELP AGAINST OUR FAMILY WE NEED TO PUT SULTRY IN A BIG LEAD FOR THEM NOT TO FOLLOW AND I KNOW WE CAN DO IT CAUSE I HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY.
LOVE Y'ALL AND LETS SHOW THEM WHAT WE CAN DO!!!!
LOVE Y'ALL
WILDCAT
LETS DO IT T.M.A.F. STYLE.and tell her that Wild Cat sent you....
luv y'all :P:P
have a marvelous day!
hugs and kisses
WildCat

Redneck HoroscopeRedneck Horoscope
OKRA
Dec 22 - Jan 20
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okra have
tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of
his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies!
CHITLIN
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're uncomfortable
talking about just where they came from. A chitlin, however, can make something of
himself if he's motivated and has plenty of seasoning. When it comes to dealing with
Chitlins, be very careful. Chitlins can burn and then erupt like Vesuvius, and this can make for a really terrible mess. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. Remember that when marriage time rolls around.
BOLL WEEVIL
Feb 20- Mar 20
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things,
and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say,
you are very intense and driven as if you

Blahwell here it goes im bored nothing to do but sit here and type away, id like to know what u think about me and plz leave me a comment on what u think chat to me get to know me and be friends with me and see what i am all about lol, i know im such a weirdo lol NOT, ud like to think so lol, but no, what can i say just blah blah blah,lol this is what one does when there is nothing to do lol just sit here and take to ya all, and see who has something to say lol well all u boyz and girlz come leave a comment and let me chat to u lol, yes i must be really bored to do this but i talk to all who talk to me luvs to ya all
P.S. say what ya want and ill get back to ya when i can

Getting StartedI want to personally welcome you to the Fubar (the first online pub: a place to meet people and hang out with your friends online.)
We have many features that I would like to point out since you are new.
The Fubar Bible, here is the link http://fubar.com/bible.php
The TOP 6 questions are right there on top, but don’t stop there or you will miss some vital information you will need as you make your journey through “Fubar”
These will be handy to have, so keep them at your finger tips.
Next look at the Points section in your Fubar Bible, Here is where you will learn some ideas how to gain points and move up levels, which will unlock some features http://fubar.com/bible.php#cherrypoints,
Levels and Features that are unlocked, http://fubar.com/bible.php#levels
Here is a good time to mention that there are some things that should not be placed in the public areas.
NSFW (Not Safe For Work,) items, http://fubar.com/bible.php#nsfw .
These are things if you worked

Demon EyesEvery day in the skies and in the wood,
I see demoneyes. They look at me, and i
see the pain. The pain inside me, waking up
my hate enraging me.
In the mirror i look at my face, and see
demon eyes staring back at me. In my
eyes, of demon eyes, i see death, blood
and love no more.
These demon eyes i see, help soothe me.
Soothe my pain and fear no more of all
the things i feared before.
Everday now across the skies, i see demon
eyes. They taunt me to come and feal no
more. So i excepted my fate in demon eyes.
Now i look in the mirror and see, my demon eyes
staring back at me. Where once my heart, eyes
and soul were, are filled no more. They are
Black and hollow from losing my pitty and sorrow.
Now on this day, my demon eyes tell me of
my hate for love and love for hate.
That i will go, afraid no more to my destiny
and hell.
There i will find the owner of my demon eyes
and see darkness and black fill the skies
and feal pain no more.

PainPain is a figment of your imagination
they say, Then why cant i make it go
away. I feal the pain of life everyday
and know in the future it will never
go away.
My life is pain you see, no one
understands me. The will to feal is gone,
and the darkness consumes me.
Pain is real i say, i feal it everyday.
The pain from love, the joy of hate.
I try to ignore it, but it only grows.
Pain is my life and destiny. It is what
was planned for me. To see others in love
and happy, while i live this tragedy. I
know now that the pain i feal will never
go away, no matter how much i try. All i want
to do is cry. The true love of mine, i will
never find.
Pain is a figment of your imaginaion they
say, then why do i feal it everyday?
Death is the cure to my pain,but not yet
you see because it is my destiny to be
on this earth doomed forever in tragedy.

FamilyWell here lately thats all i do is work and spend time with family its been crazy ive been taking care of my mother my grandmother and step dad till this last sunday then my dad called and my step mom is really sick and needed someone to take care of her so i am now taking care of my step mom for a few weeks then on the 26th im going to the tn mountains with the whole family for the weekend that should be interesting i dont know if im going to go nuts or not lol then when i get back i have to go back to the coast and work and take care of the other side of the family I stay busy and i keep my mind off things I miss my husband alot especially being here where we got married and such and i constantly get asked where he is and they still pick on him about a joke my dad played on my husband telling him to get out of the van and get the piss ant and he went to get out of the van it was funny well anyway ive got to run we are going to the auction and to go eat so ill talk to you all later h

A Test For Really Intelligent PeopleBelow are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer
them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately
.
OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are....
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
wrong!
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
second!
Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
(scroll down)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
again. Tell me

Why This AccountWell I had to redo my account yet again. lol First its a stalker so i closed my first account. Then I did a big ole nono lol and got my account cancelled by fubar.
My advice read the TOS. I am not saying what happened. I am not mad about it so dont be hatten. They were doing their job. Anyways I am back. Please tell all my friends where to find me.
I love you all. I promise to try and keep this account lmao.
bye all love yas
Missy A.K.A Spicy Angel

Nice Guys Still Finish Last......i was surfing the site and a saw a bulliten that caught my eye, which is what bullitens are supposed to do....but then i read it....and i will post it here just so you get the full affect....To Every Guy
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the stateline) to see her.
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To ever

Just Want You To KnowHI ALL
I SIT HERE
I POST WHAT I THINK IS A STUPID PICTURE
AND I REALIZE HOW MANY DEAR FRIENDS I HAVE
I WANTED TO TELL YOU ALL HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND YOU ALL MEAN A GREAT DEAL TO ME!
THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE!
LOVE YA MEAN IT!
PEE-JAY

Hrm....i Don't Know Ladies...Since I've been on this site, I have seen some quite strange and odd reactions to things you would think are normal. Girls always yell "fan me, add me, I'll be sure and return the love"
well, they don't. It's a lie. They pick and choose who they do this to so it's nothing but false advertisement.
Some also yell "please don't ask to see my privates unless you have some of your own and rate and add me FIRST! I will add you."
ok, then you do....they STILL don't add you on as fam. *smh*
And then there are the guys who fuck up the whole thing for everybody by stalking, ripping pics and not asking, blah, blah, blah....and girls take this out on those who have no idea what's going on behind the screen. I had a girl on my fam list who had a gallery of guys who made pics of some of her pics. I took a basic one from her gallery, did some effects, and she says:"Ask me first before you do that. She clearly said she didn't mind in her profile. *smacks head* She is now no longer

Vote For My Outlaw Johnny RodesClick below to vote for Johnny Rodes Outlaw Band at ArtistPR.com. This is really important and helps Johnny Rodes. So please take a moment to vote for Johnny Rodes and please get all your friends to vote also!Please help me by voting at Artist PR.com . If you click above it will take you to their site and you can scroll down and click where it says VOTE below my pic. Please also tell everyone you can... It sure will help me and I appreciate it so very much!!!Your friend Johnny Rodes

Picsok i know i have alot of pics but most of my friends do but come on i have over 4,000 friends and if u cant give my pics some love well NSFW only friends i put in my family can see.so if u love me as a friend show some luv or get the fuck off my friends list

What Is Wrong With The Male Species??Ok so this week was like a freakin tornado for me. I find out that my "friend" was talking behind my back and saying that I am acting like loose cannon. I admit that I do on occasion act a bit promiscuous, but really not his business. If I'm not fucking him, which I'm not, then it doesn't really matter as far as he's concerned.
Then the sun decided to shine and I got to hang out with this really amazing guy...he took me for Japanese and played his guitar for me, it was very sweet. I thought or hoped that things would remain good...
but i was sadly mistaken. I dated another guy a little while ago and he was in town, wanted to hang out. So I agreed and then he started telling me that I had an attitude, that I was stubborn yada yada yada. So I figured fuck him and went out elsewhere. See it wasn't even just that, I told him about the date and he freaked, put the nw guy down etc... but this guy wanted me, talked about me moving to Jersey to be with him ad really was going to, then

Life Is Like A Box Of Whoopassthere is nothing worse that coming off a 13 hr shift and having to push it to a 14 hr shift cuz your coworkers are fucking morons...especially when you got a frosty beer waiting for you at the fuckn bar...

PrayerA Sailors Prayer
Lord, as I stand on the rolling deck
To view the restless sea
With its wide expanse of darkened sky,
You seem so far from me.
Intrepid youth should feel no fear,
But I have a load of care
For the safety of our ship and men.
Lord, hear my earnest prayer:
That I be true to every task;
May no fault lie with me.
Whatever danger may arise,
As we sail the raging sea.
May I be calm and know that You
Can still the wind and wave,
And be assured in perfect trust
That You have the power to save.
When the moon sheds beams from a starlit sky,
I feel near to You again,
For the same moon shines on my loved ones, too,
And I thank You, Lord......Amen.

Forever (poetry)I think every minute.
The moment we first met,
My breath you stole,
Take my eyes off you, never.
I watched you move,
In the elegant way you do.
You looked at me,
Those blue eyes peered deep into my soul.
It was fate,
It was natural,
We connected,
It was meant to be.
But, then I awoke,
Are we together?
It's like I felt your breath,
The love, the sparks, were all still there.
It did not fade, much like dream memories do.
I think of you and fall in love all over again.
Never have felt this way before.
Others try to sweep me away,
But, I will fight to the end just to hear "I love you."
For me,
For us,
For love.
Forever.
-Hurley (copyright 2007)

You Got It In My Eye!So I'm fuckin miserable right now. I'm at home suffering w/ a soon to be full blown sinus infection. Through bouts of boredom and cleaning, laundry, etc...I'm also surfing Myspace.
I come across this whore girl. Now I don't know if she's a cam girl or a phone sex chick or a wanna-be porn star. I don't know! So I read her stuff and look at her pics. This chick tells dudes she won't add them unless they send her a pic of them cumming on one of HER pics! lol
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=249482125
This shit is fucking hilarious and degrading at the same time. Oh what people (females) will do for attention.
REL

Love (poetry)I love giving you my everything,
Giving you all.
It's in your eyes
It's in your touch
It's in your movement.
Love is the "It"
Do we need to sleep when our nights are like this?
With the moon, the stars, the sky
As I pull you close,
Your body is so close to mine.
And I feel Love.
I yearn to lose my mind inside your head
For I want to know you and you me.
I want and need to understand the mystery
Why we've become one so easily.
But this is only one of my many desires...
Love.
-Hurley (copyright 2007)

~~don't Try This At Home~~Texas State Fair holds waffle-eating contest on Sunday
Three out-of-towners won the top three spots in the third annual Waffle House World Waffle Eating Championship held at the State Fair of Texas Sunday afternoon.
Pat "Deep Dish" Bertoletti, 21, of Chicago, won first place, $3,500, and a champion's belt for eating 29 waffles in the designated 10 minutes. Second place went to Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, 23, of San Jose, Calif., who won $2,000 for eating 28 1/2 waffles. Third place went to Timothy "Eater X" Janus, of New York, who consumed 21 1/4 waffles.
A dozen people competed in the event, sanctioned and coordinated by the International Federation of Competitive Eating Inc.

What Is Love (poetry)Love is a bashful smile,
A sweetly spoken hello,
A soft embrace...
Love is two hands intertwined as one,
It is a slow lingering kiss,
A swell inside your chest...
Love is admitting wrongs,
A mothers touch,
A child's innocent giggle,
Love is undeniable,
Unforgettable,
Unimaginable,
What every person's heart hungers for...
That is love.
-Hurley (copyright 2007)

StashSo I update mt stash and I highly recommend Stephen Lynch. He is hilarious and dirty. One of my favorites next to Bill Hicks.
CARS:
I'm more in favor of American but my current favorite cars are Skylines, Subaru's and VW's.
Never miss a VW drag race. One of the most amazing things ever.. And if you hear the term ALL MOTOR. Stick around and hold onto your hat. Crazy shiat!
I love cars so I put up a few of my all time favorite videos that I have come across in the last couple of years.
I put some motocross on here as well. My brother used to race and we grew up on bikes. Some of the best times in my life.
I hope you all enjoy!
violentred

Later....my Peach (poetry)I saw her on a page
A vision of beauty,
I was struck by her instantly,
By her written thoughts and also by her loveliness.
The way she presented herself,
I was spellbound by a mere photo,
And some text on my screen,
Was this love at first sight?
Or mere infatuation?
Or a fleeting hope?
I began to question myself.
What I saw was a rare beauty,
A precious thing,
Like a work of art,
Treasured on a gallery wall.
A painting seen from a distance.
But I knew what I felt wasn't love,
I knew.
Not from the first sight of her.
Desire yes, feelings of passion yes
A want, most certainly
But the real depths of love, no.
That may come later after closer study,
After examining the canvas,
Looking at every nuance, each brush stroke,
At form, colors, composition, perspectives.
But even then I do not want to know everything.
For if I knew it all,
Does that not equate bordem?
I want to be surprised at things later.
I do however want to see beneath her beautiful fa

To My Husband Who Just Doesn't Get It.How I am feeling right now.
Dear Chris,
Never did I think it was possible for one person to hurt another so badly. I never wanted this for us; I know we could have been great, I know that I would have been with you for the rest of my life. Chance after chance I gave you, and you threw them out the window, I wanted nothing but the best with you. I loved you so much.
I remember in the beginning how you treated me like a queen, then it all just stopped one day. Maybe reality caught up to us, maybe we just weren't meant to be. Never did I think it was possible to devote one's whole life to one person until the day that I met you. You were everything to me for the last four years, and now you can't be. It's not that I don't want you; it's not that I don't love you ... I just can't put myself through the pain and rejection anymore. I know that you don't understand nor do I expect you to.
I want you to know that I will always love you and I will always remember you as the on

My Soul WeepsMy soul weeps for the tears I can not cry. The things I said to you are but a shadow of another time. I do not know why we share this connection that is so strong. When you are sad, I hurt. When you are alone, I am lonely. When you want to fade away, I start to disappear. Is this just an addiction, like so many times before. An empty space is there, with no where left to go. I do not what to hurt again inside my little world, feeling only feelings that are never mine.

Hi Allso sorry i have been away working 12 hr days helping watching grand kids i'm doing just fine and im ok to those that miss me i miss you as well luv you all ......... ray

And Today's Lesson IsMy Kids went to stay with their grandparents for the Setember school holidays. My ex took them down for me, I was working.
Stupid me trusted him with my car to take them there, as he ha a pick up and there are three kids.
Imagine my surprise when I was pulled over by the highway patrol today and asked why i was driving an unregistered motor vehicle. I was polite at first, pointing to vehicle rego sticker saying December 2007. Got a little pissy when he tried to tell me that my car was unregistered. Entered a whole new level of pissed off, even for me, when after arguing and him doing checks to find that my car was given a minor defect (faulty indicator light) which had 30 days to repair and present for inspection. When it was not presented my vehicle registration was cancelled.
K, The upshot???? I have fines totalling $700, an unregistered car, i have to get another safety certificate and re register it. They took my plates. Why????? Cause a fuckin retarded male couldnt be

Daily Oct 13October 13, 2007
Quote of the Day
"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it gets there."
– Josh Billings

How Are You About Sex?How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Passionate/wet You are a passionate lover. You go with what feels good. Your passion might cause you get wet often even outside of sex but you channel your passion to where you can please your partner. You either have a lot of lust or you just love your partner truely. You can't keep you hands of them and they wouldn't have it any other way.
Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!Passionate/wet90% Exciting/Exotic80% Hot/hard70% Shy/Sweet70% Awkward/New40% Soft/slow40%

The Lights Are On But No-one's HomeHey gang.
I want to apologise for anyone who came out to my show last night in Blitzed Out only to find that I wasn't around.
I have temporarily lost my internet connection, a situation I hope to rectify with in the next week or so as soon as I get a bit of cash to take care of the money I owe my current provider.
My sincerest apologies to you all and especially to Pouncy and Redd who have been so good to me.
I'm writing this from work (something I shouldn't be doing) and will not be something I will be able to do very often given company policy.
I miss you all terribly and will hopefully make it back on site, if not on air, again very soon.
*hugs and muahs*

Foolish HeartI watched you walk away
eyes never turning once my way
i heard you mumble and say
maybe I'll be back some day
i never thought you'd be
the one to walk out on me
there you go just like the rest
leaving me here
broken heart in my chest
you want time
you need your space
all this time's been a waste
will i ever find
someone to take your place
i loved you so
with all my heart
alone again
dont know where to start
i feel so lame
played your game
u promised to change my name
the ring's still here
but its not the same
here i am
this damn heart i blame
this cloud of pain
sends rain my way
every single
eternal day
your love is gone
to god i pray
please
take this love away
this heart of mine
loves you so
i just wish i could go
back in time
to the day
you found your way
into my heart
so i could stop
and turn away

PoemThe day has passed beyond our power.
The petals close upon the flower.
The light is failing in this hour.
Of day's last waning breath.
The blackness of the night surrounds
The distant souls of stars now found,
Far from thsi world to which were bound,
Of sorrow, fear and death.
Sleep, love; forever sleep.
Your soul the night will keep.
Embrace the darkness deep.
Sleep, love; forever sleep.
The gathering darkness takes our souls,
Embracing us in chilling folds,
Deep in am mistres' void that holds
Our fate within her hands.
Dream, warriors of the dark above
And feel the sweet redemption of
The night's Consort, and of her love
For those within her hands.
Sleep, love; forever sleep.
Your soul the night will keep.
Embrace the darkness deep.
Sleep, love; forever sleep.
We close our eyes, our mindsa t rest,
Submit our wills to her behest,
Our weakness to her confessed,
And to her will, we bend
The strength of silence fils the sky,
its dep

Fubar Is FubarSo my fubars been messed up for a week or two now. It tells me when people rate my pics, but it never puts rates on them. Went to Fubar Support Lounge and they said it was technical problems because they are working onthe lounges[lounges... rates... i guess i can see how they have something to do with each other... or not lol] but i can understand Technical problems, i know the photo albums were fucked up for a while[too long IMO].
But then the Bouncer inthe Lounge tried rating one of my photos and it "ignored him" he said it said, so he reported it for me, it doesnt even show he looked at the photo. I figure it might just be my account cuz no one else seems o have any problems or be complaining about rates not showing up.
its just frustrating cuz ive put up new pics a bunch in the last two weeks, and altho i know people have rated them, i feel like everyone hates them and i wana take them down cuz ive got anxiety and cuz i cant see the rates lol.
oh yeah i also got this statis

The Power Of A ManTHANKS TO HONEY FOR PASSING THIS ALONG....
*** THE POWER OF A MAN ***
A man has the power to love a woman in a way that she has never been
loved, and yet hurt her with the same intensity.
A man has the power to treat a woman like a queen then turn around and
make her wish she was never born.
A man has the power to make a woman cry with happiness and joy, then
turn around and make her cry with hurt and anger.
A man has the power to let a woman feel free and wanted, but also feel
disgusted and unworthy.
A man has the power to look a woman in her face and tell her he loves
her, but turn around and sleep with her best friend.
A man has the power to make you fall in love with him within days, and hate him within minutes.
During sex a man has the power to make a woman feel like she's in
heaven, and afterwards makes her feel like a whore.
A man has the power to change a woman from having goals, To living out
his goals instead of her own.
Why is it

I Still Feel The Need To BitchI had a fucking night terror last night, much worse than a nightmare, followed by the fucking dry heaves. I had fucking lucid dreams all night after the dry heaves. At one point, I dreamed there was someone there with me, protecting me, my back cradled into his chest and his leg haphazardly thrown over my hip. I woke up a second later, alone, my sheet pulled entirely off my bed. I overslept because I got no real sleep, but I'm used to the sleep problems. My sleep problems have saved my life more than once, and they are a part of me.
Ok, so now on to the bitching: I hate cold weather. I heard my heat kick on and if I listen really hard, I can hear the meter turn. I hate stupid people, especially stupid people with driver's licenses. I'm afraid to eat because I don't want to chuck again, and I think I got some stomach shit from a coworker, and I don't need it with all the shit I have to do.
Ok, that's enough for now...

Oct 13 Update ~bombing~Wicked Storm Crew!
Who's up for a challenge? We need new members and, the crew needs a contest so lets see who can recruit the most members over the next 15 days, October 12th and running Midnight October 27th, you are on a recruiting mission. Everyone you can get to sign up as a member counts towards your total, make sure that you let them know who you are so they can say "so and so" recruited me. Rain and I will keep track and post the scores. The prize to start will be a 1 day blast, but the higher the scores go, more will be added to the prize pack and a bigger gift will take its place. So get 'em in here.
Who We are Bombing....
Wicked Storm Crew Member Majically Delicious MILF is in a battle against time, she needs 50,000 comments by Midnight the 18th of October to win her prize. The link will take you to her picture but you will have to rate, fan, and add the host first, the link will give you an error but then send you to the host page if your not already a

This Is For My Best Friend Tammy Jo Wright Rip 3/18/06This is for my best friend Tammy Jo Wright who passed away on 3/18/06! I miss her with all my heart!
You Were Always There
Whenever I needed someone to talk to
You were always there.
My eyes filled with tears, my heart filled with pain, and
You were always there.
There was no time when I had doubt
to come to you because
You were always there.
I could see in your eyes you wanted to help, and that you really cared.
Whenever I was down and blue
You were always there.
No matter my problems, are what was wrong
You were always there.
Whenever I felt like nothing matters
You were always there.
Now your gone, and I don't know what to do
I close my eyes and think of you, and how
You were always there.
It's hard to look at the pictures, and get memories of you
Can you hear me now
At night I pray, and I speak to you
I guess you were right when you told me no matter how far you were
You would always be there.
I know one day I'll see you again, but till then I

Before He Cheats!Ok, guys.. you'll appreciate this one.. possibly even more than my stories! It's worth the watch, I promise you!

The Beauty Of A Woman......THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN......
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears.
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes.
Because that is the doorway to her heart.
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole.
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives.
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman With time, only grows..
( STOLE THIS FROM BABY BLUE EYES' BLOGS ,HAD TO LOL )

Im Awake~~i do believe its 420 already~! i have no motivation to go to work today or clean or just do about anything!! i really would love to just 420 it up with a side of madden and a nap for dessert!!! sounds fab~~ anyone wanna join me!! im feelin a lil freaky~~ need to get the cam~~~~ xoxoxox love you all!!

Through A Door (pt 2)The quiver had started somewhere around her belly and seemed to be trying to wriggle it's way up her spine, the familiar little sparks of pleasure flushing her skin into a vivid glow. Now his hands were on her, her head turning this way and that, teeth plucking hard at her bottom lip as she kept the low cry of pleasure contained at the top her throat, letting it build...
Finally it comes out, breath held til the tension mounts to the purely exquisite, the sound rolling over her tongue as hips give a quite involuntary little -jerk-.
The low cry turns to a low, sultry groan as the realisation sets in: he's in one of -those- moods, tonight, as well she should've guessed from all those little touches and caresses all evening long at the club. Nothing anyone -else- could possibly have notice - but he knew all the right places and all the right words. As he ought to, since she'd told him.
The warm, faintly rough feel of his hands, big and strong around her waist, cupping and sliding

I Fall In LoveI FALL IN LOVE FOR DEBBIE; BECAUSE SHES PRETTY GIRLS; I LOVE ; SHE HAVE A BIG HEARTH! FOREVER ...SHES THE MOST WONDERFUL WIFE !! AND WOMAN!!!

No Shit...No shit, this was my horoscope:
"Listen to your dreams today and make sure that you're following up on anything they might be trying to tell you. It's a fine time for making changes in your plans or figuring out new options."
Now, the dreams; I had very realistic dream while I was somewhere between asleep and not that someone was breaking in my house to kill me, and I'm not talking gun.. I'm talking spoon or chainsaw or something really nasty. I went downstairs about twenty times to check my doors and ensure they were locked, and they were. Yet, I would hear sounds, and not know if I heard or imagined them, and I'm sure some were outside my bedroom doorway. (my ex took my bedroom door) After about 3 hours of this and repeated dry heaves, I had a beautiful feeling: a chest curled behind my back, masculine and strong, and a leg thrown over my hip. I almost felt a hand entwined in my hair. I smiled and slipped back under the blanket. A minute after that feeling, I startle awake; I am

The Single ApplicationName:_____________
Number:_______________
Best time to call:____________
Text messaging (yes or no): _________
I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.
If you don't, you will get bad luck for 7 years=]]
Repost as: Give me your number
if u lucky u just might get mines too!!!
if you like me to call you this weekend cool and we can chat
rob

They Always Come And Go For A Reason.People come into your life for a reason,
a season or a lifetime. When you know which
one it is, you will know what to do for that person.
When someone is in your life for a REASON,
it is usually to meet a need you have expressed.
They have come to assist you through a difficulty,
to provide you with guidance and support,
to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually.
They may seem like a godsend and they are.
They are there for the reason you need them to be.
Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or
at an inconvenient time,this person will say or
do something to bring the relationship to an end.
Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
What we must realize is that our need has been
met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done.
The prayer you sent up has been answered
and now it is time to move on.
Some people come into your life for a SEASON,
because your turn has come to

Surgery...Ok all, I had my surgery on Thursday... get this I only had one person call to check on me, out of at least 15 who swore they cared... guess i should be used to it... just wanted to update everyone and let them know im still alive... hurtin pretty bad, which im not sure is normal, but im still breathing so i guess that counts for something... probably wont be on again for a couple of days... but thanks to those of you that had me in your thoughts...

Not Real Enough ?im gonna love you till the day that i die till the last star falls from the sky. ill be behind you every step of the way even if i drop dead today. i see your face and hear your voice in my sleep wake up with tears on my sheets. im gonna love you till the end of time till i turn to ashe's in the warm sunshine

LoveLove is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart.
Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
dOn't settLe 4 the oNe yOu Can LiVe wiTh...wAit 4 tHe onE yOu Can't Live WithOut.

BoredITS A SATURDAY NIGHT IM NOT FEELING TO GOOD AND I AM BORED STIFF THE ONLY GOOD THING ON TONIHGT IS RUGBY YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Her LustI love to see her.
Caught up in her lust.
It drugs her like an ether,
till finish it she must.
I love to hear her.
Speak in tongues of love.
Every time I'm near her,
her voice I can't get enough of.
I love to smell her.
Breathe in her womanly scent.
Forcing me to quell her,
with a lust that's gone unspent.
I love to taste her.
On my tongue and on my lips.
Pertaining to her pleasure,
my own it does eclipse.
I love to feel her.
With my hands and so much more.
By my touch, she says I heal her,
her aches I can't ignore.
Yes I love to see her.
As she allows only me to do.
She told me that I helped free her,
she freed me so I guess it's true.

New Site.. New Station! Dj's Now Needed!WELL IT'S BEEN A LONG WAIT.. BUT THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME TO OPEN UP THE RADIO STATION.. WOOHOO... SO IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN DJ'ING AND KNOW SAMS... OR WANT TO JUST POP OVER TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT! SHOOT ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE OR COMMENT ON THIS AND I WILL SEND THE LINK OVER ASAP.. THANKS EVERYONE!! *UPDATE FOR 2013* OUR NEW SITE IS NOW WWW.WOLF-RADIO.TK TUNE IN NOW FOR THE BEST IN TUNES.. GOING NOW 10 YRS STRONG!! DJ'S WANTING TO APPLY CONTACT ME ON YAHOO MSGR AT WOLFRADIOSHEWOLF@YAHOO.COM OR THROUGH HERE!

Help A Nice Lady Out !!!Girly glitter comments from www.GirlyTags.com
c'mon Help a lady out :)
She's behind and needs help... so lets do this and do it right :D
Thanx bunches
J

Working On A Better Meas of 10/11 ive lost 61 lbs this year!!! still like 26 to go before i'll be happy ....
the weights of but im not content how im looking so been setting new goals there are 2 surgurys i want 1 i found a site to help with mfi.
im not so much as going to go "larger" but to go back to being more fuller if that makes sense. and of course a lift to fight father time argh lol
get the chance check out my page there.
Create The Perfect Girl at MyFreeImplants.com!

Sample Readings From My Book...Ok, so I've been working on this little project every now and again for a good little while. It's a collection of short quotes and/or poems about love... with a twist...a comedic, over the edge, dark, tongue in cheek, humorous twist. Almost similar to Danny Divito's "Throw Momma from the Train" style, but in a much simpler cornbally way. Here's a little sample, leave a comment and cast your vote- smash or trash
From: NOT Just Another Book about Love
or alt. title : Burning Love
If you love someone, set them free.
If they come back,they will be yours forever.
If they don't return, find them and light them on fire.
It is better to have loved and lost,
than to do ten to twenty
for lighting someone on fire.

Dont Know If I Will Make ItI seperated from my husband today. He left yesterday and didnt come home. He has been doing this alot lately. I Love him with all of my heart but I cant make him love me. We have been together for three years tomorrow. I dont know if I will be able to handle going throigh this or not. If anyone has any advice feel free to email me.

October Is Domestic AwarenessOctober is Domestic Abuse month. If you haven't been in a relationship with abuse then you really can't understand what October means to the ones that have been through hell. There are so many things that all of us can do to help try to get a handle on this horrible problem. There are no guidelines in an abusive relationship, abusers don't understand how much hurt they are putting the victim through and most really don't care. If you know a woman that is going through the hell that comes with an abusive relationship, make sure they know there are so many programs out there that can help them get out, and that can protect them from the abuser. And please let them know they have your support, that will mean so very much to them, i know it was to me. Every nine seconds there is a woman beaten by their spouse, boyfriend, or partner, and the scary thing is, every 14 seconds a woman is beaten to death, so if you can help anyone this month or give any of your time to help as a volunteer this

Made For Debbie To MyAlways
Loving you
Believe in this
Eternal love we share
Rarely felt here on earth
Time will only make it stronger
Despite the obsticles that lie ahead
Everyday I love you more
Believe in this love
Believe in me
I'm yours
Eternally
I LOVE YOU ALBERT!!!

Sweet ReleaseBeautiful golden circlets
Falling around my pillow
Wrapped between your fingers
Mimic my soft silken legs
Wrapped around your waist
I can only feel the slight
Differences between us
as we melt and become one
Again and once again
My senses heightened, I am you...
A moment in time
where there is nothing
save for you and I
the heat and the passion
the approach of the separation
The world, nay the universe
has trapped itself inside of me
and the building of my implosion
threatens closer, ever closer
as you pull my head back and thrust
My slayer, my tormentor
bringing me sweet absolution
every stroke, every thrust
bringing me closer to heaven
Closer to ending my anguish
And as my back arches awaiting
The final blow to bring me to my peace
My nails dig into your back
My teeth into your shoulder
And it is then I feel the sweet release..

Be Careful Of The Ppl On This SiteBe careful who you talk to on here they only a bunch of ppl who chat then talk shit in there blogs about you when they started the convo up. If you fo real then act like it.....Dont be a ass bout things
Have fun

BrokenI just watched the movie broken. Here is what it says on the back of the box......
Based on a horrifying true story. Broken is a dark, vicious little movie that gets under your skin. When a woman is taken captive by a sadistic madman, she survives a series of gruesome tortures only to become his twisted slave. Unusual, cruel, captivating and startlingy memorable. Broken is a relentlessly brutal film whose creepy yet realisitc depravity takes modern horror movies to a whole new level.
Well yes the back of the box was true, but I still did not expect it to be what it was. It really was a good movie, just very sad and dark. I thought it would be more of a traditional slave/master type movie, but it was far from it....if you like dark, brutal movies you will most likely want to watch...

RockstarNickelback Lyrics
"Rockstar"
I'm through with standin' in line
To clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big enough
For ten plus me
(Yea, So what you need)
I need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
--(Been there done that)--
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and
James Dean is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all

The Hollow Heart Still Feels!!The Hollow Heart Still Feels!!
Just a simple burden
Heavy to lift
Even heavier to live with
It brings me to fucking tears
I think I can handle it
I wish I was stronger though
My heart collapses on trivial matters
My mind blurs today, tomorrow, and yesterday
I can't - I can't it hurts to so bad...
The verge of tears
It's been a few years
Oh god, I'm ready to break
Teetering on the edge of an emotional explosion
My eyes feel thick
_short of breath
_the back of my mind feels undone
_skin is condensing
_all my muscles tighten
__just awaiting the tears that won't come
More painful is not being able to release
Nobody is hear to hold me
I want to cry to be free of this tension
To be able to think
Please, fucking end this heartache
Unrequited love is killing me inside
The tears are building as I type
But they won't flow
Remind myself of everything that hurts
Provoke the demons within to overtake and overflow
Not feeling in

For TequilaI have been in this position so i am doing what i can to help a dear friend.
Hi y'all,
I just basicly wanted to ask all of my friends to take a look at this site. It doesn't matter if you can help or not, I love you anyways. I always have and I always will. All I am asking is that you simply take a look at this site and repost it for me. Y'all know I never ask anyone for help, but this is greatly beyond my control. I have cast my pride aside and I am reaching out for help. Please guys and gals. This is something I can't do on my own.
Bless you all,
-Tequila
http://mysite.verizon.net/angelheart13/

Quit SmokingI quit smoking Cigerette's, you can too it's easier then I thought!

Dear Fubar Friend's And Family'sDear Fubar Friend's and family's and fan's thank you for letting be your friend and for letting me rate your pics and comments.And thank you for rating my pics and sending me comments alot too.
I like being your friend alot.and would like to be it with you's forever.Thank you very much for having me as a friend and family to all of you's.
SexyBitch (greeter of c@cktalis & Dreams aka Krystina

SalutesLATELY I HAVE HAD A LOT OF REQUEST TO DO SHOUT OUTS AND SALUTES FOR PEOPLE. I AM AND I WILL. I AM GLAD TO DO THAT. BUT YA KNOW WHAT? I THINK I WOULD LIKE SOME MADE FOR ME ALSO. SO I AM GOING TO ADD A FOLDER FOR SALUTES AND SHOUT OUTS TO ME. SO GET BUSY AND SEND SOME ON OVER! LOL
XO

The Fault LineLast night my 13 year old daughter went with her chorus group to see "The Fault Line", an a cappella group.
The show opened with the lights dimming and a large screen lighting up. There were clips playing and narration explaining their appearance on "America's Got Talent", then it showed their performance. My daughter said she was a bit disappointed by this until the screen faded and lights came up on stage and she realized the music she was hearing was coming from the 4 guys standing there.
Four men ~ no instruments.
She was amazed, never before had she heard such sounds without instruments. One guy did all the bass sounds, it sounded just like a real bass beat. Another was the percussion section. They sang many songs old and new. "Rock around the Clock" was one and the tune from Beetlejuice was another. At the end they left the stage and the crowd went crazy till they came back out. My daughter got autographs and spoke with them. She was still excited when she got home. He

Fubar Friend Sa Need You To Comment On Thisyouve been friends with someone for a long time youve been to their birthday partys cook out every weekend you got the liquior for everyone every weekend you would go their house to drink but when you have a cook out and its your kids 2nd birthday and you invite them they make up a reason not to come after all these years would you stick around and let them keep treating you like shit

Randy's RetirementSo for the second time, Randy Couture has retired, and unlike the last time, it has nothing to with age or his ability to compete, because he's proven to everyone that he is that GOOD. This time its all because of Fedor ducking Randy, choosing to go to a much smaller and lamer M-1 organization instead of step into the UFC and fight the only person who poses a threat to his status as the best. Fedor knows Randy wants to fight him, and instead of step up and go for it he chooses to wait it out until Randy isn't on such a roll and is a few years older, and possibly not able to fight him. No matter though, Randy showed everyone that he is a true competitor and that he is the MAN. So until he comes out of retirement again, or even if he never does, the final image of him in the ring will always be a champion, which is completely fitting.

Leavingi find it very funny that.. it proves my point that there is no one that wants me around.. im leaving in the moring.. unless my lawyer tells me i need to stay for what ever the fuck the reason is.. an im siting here alone.. an a very small amount of ppl know.. an the one that i cared about the most.. i told first.. an yea im still alone.. im not writing this so that u may fill bad for me.. im writing this to be able and go back and see y i did what i did.. my boyz are bathed and asleep in there bed.. an im here listening to music.. an i really need some one here with me.. but oh well.. when u need some thing does not mean u will have it.. i guess its time for me to move on.. no one here wants me to stay so y stay.. i know there is no one that will come and stop me or change my mind.. an not even to say good bye

Something To Conquer....A poem given to me while I was going through the bullshit I was going through....
Today, I opened up and blossomed...
Yesterday, I was a tight bud, as the weeds around me, were slowly destroying me...
Now I feel as an eagle, free to soar...
As before I was only a parakeet,trapped in a cage...
I opened my eyes to see the sun...
The storm had lifted...
Yesterday, as a caterpillar crawls, I too,
Fought to survive, As I moved around, I had to little self~esteem...
With no respect for myself, I found myself buried in a cocoon...
Today, I come forth as a butterfly comes forth...
There I discovered gentleness,love,peace, and tranquilty...
Through all that I have learned, I never had deserved yesterday...
I no longer choose to live in a world of violence...
For I have discovered how violence only robs...
When I left the violence, I became a winner...
Now I have so much within to shine through...
This is beauty...
Most of all...
this is a good life for ME...

Love=LOVE= we think about it, dream about it, lose sleep worrying about it.
When we don't have to search for it and we discover it we don't we don't know what to do with it. We fear losing it. It is our source of pleasure and pain but we can't predict which it will be from one moment to the next. It's a short word, easy to spell, but difficult to define, and….. impossible to live without.
Aaron you are the perfect guy and i love you....i never want to lose you...you make me so happy....i cant wait to be back in your arms...I love you

Performance Appraisals Terms & Their Real MeaningsGreat Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone
Average Employee - Not too bright
Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet
Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
Active Socially - Drinks a lot
Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too
Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
Aggressive - Obnoxious
Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English
Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker
Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice
Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky
Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
Career Minded - Back Stabber
Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

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THIS IS WHO WE ARE BOMBING!!
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Zz Topoct 13, 2007http://eventful.com/events/evansville/music-zz-top-and-travis-tritt-tickets-/E0-001-006290026-6
Here is the story. My niece is getting married next weekend in Tennessee, I took my daughter shopping today for a nice dress to wear to the wedding. (im old school and believe dresses are the proper attire for Weddings , Church, Funerals, ballets)
Yes I know its 2007 and people wear anything they want anywhere :) but like I said I'm old school.
Well after several stores we could not find a dress for her.
We did find a nice dressy pant and top that She will look very beautiful in .
When I got back home the couple from next door came over and wanted to know if I wanted to go to see ZZ TOP in concert, they had tickets and gave them to me FREE.
Travis Tritt opened for ZZ TOP
glitter-graphics.com
The concert was great, it has been along time since I have been to one.
I am hoping my good luck that I have had today holds out and the lottery tickets I bought will be winn

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Gimp 2.2.17 A Morph TutorialBelow is a tutorial on creating a morph using the gimp2 (with gimp GAP) Note: Both Gimp2 and Gimp GAP are open source applications similar, (but I think better), to PhotoShop. I'm self taught when it comes to gimp so this tutorial is just how I create a simple morph. There's a hell of a lot of trial and error below, so bare with me...for more advanced morphig: text and multiple transitions you can ask me and I'll give you what I know...otherwise I'll just tell you to play with it and figure it out...if I can, I know you can...lol...
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The first step is to try and get the images you want to morph into a similar size: Note that this isn't necessary, it does make the transition between images much smoother. To do this you open your pictures from the gimp File>Open>"your file"
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Can It Really Be Possible?? I Have Won Again!!! :dBesides getting the news yesterday that one of my photographs is getting published soon in the Parade Magazine, I have just received news that one of my poems, "New Beginnings" is also going to be published in a book in the winter of 2008!
If I was on cloud 10k because of the photograph, I am now on cloud 20k!!
LOL....
K
Now, if that same Karma would spread over to my eBay items I have for sale, I might be floating off into the universe!! lol... :D

Poetry/eassy I Felt Should Be SharedI'm Not Your Relationship Jesus
An essay from me to "her"
When you look at me...who do you see? Is it "him"...whoever "him" is...or is it me? Even your angry ass has to admit that only one man has been perfect. Only ONE....gets a capital "H" when you spell Him. So why do I have to die for your and "his" sins?
That's right.....yours and his!!! Guilty as charged!!! Both of y'all sitting in the same class. His punk ass ain't no good but YOU chose his ass. The signs were obvious like heat on a hot summer day. Red flags waving all over the place yet YOU somehow managed to be looking the other way.
I'm not out there with my dick in my hand like some common whore. I'm not using your money or your cards fuckin' up yo' credit score. I always have and I always will.....get it STRAIGHT.... .I OWN my own place. I'm not in anyone's basement or trying to move into your space. Forgive me cause maybe I should feel sorry but although I might feel familiar you didn'

I Saw Part Of The Documentary On The Katrina Diaster By Spike Lee And Was InspiredDesire To Be Dry
I rose today and looked at my world,
I found I was wet,
I saw the animals lose their homes ,
And I saw I was wet,
I breathe the air once pure but now burning my lungs,
And I saw I was wet,
I saw my fellow man lose their home and denied help,
And I saw I was wet,
I saw children have their innocence and childhood raped from them,
And I saw I was wet,
I felt the pain of hunger for those that need not starve,
And I saw I was wet,
I felt the chilled wind as too many cemeteries filled too quickly,
And I saw I was wet,
I saw the demons in others trying and succeeding at stealing the light of others,
And I saw I was wet,
I saw how they make us believe color divides us when it's pain that has bound us,
And I saw I was wet,
I heard the last coughs of life come from bodies that could easily be saved,
And I saw I was wet,
I saw families ripped apart and how insanity is what is deemed sane,
And I still I see I am wet,
I feel endless tears fall down my face,

A Mother's Day PoemA Day Is Not Enough
On scary nights when rainstorms comes,
You never cease to make me wonder,
How Through the pounding rain and howling wind,
Your calm voice seems to chase away the thunder,
How cuts and scrapes that come with youth,
Brings pain that seems will never go away,
You magically make it seems to disappear,
With your gentle touch, kiss, and promise of a band-aid,
When days seem long and friends cant be found,
You always seem to instinctively appear,
Carrying a joke and an offer to play,
My loneliness would then disappear,
You give to me so often and freely,
You give with no thought to yourself,
Even when at times I act brattish when ill,
You still give me so much love and return my health,
I know not the words to say to you,
How do I, what I feel in my heart, truly to you convey,
Except to let you know that I love you always,
And appreciate you yearly and not just on this Mothers Day
By: Romuald (Romeo) Tchouante

Another Graphic For Echo Angel !Yep Another one for Echo Angel hope you like it Hon!
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FAN HER RATE HER ADD HER SHOW HER SOME LOVE!!!!!!
ECHO ANGEL ROCKS !

Journey Of The SoulThe Journey of the Soul
Your heart is filled with pain,
Your mind cluttered with confusion.
Pieces of your life fall around you
Like raindrops in a storm.
The path you chose so long ago
Led you straight to hurts door.
Now your weary feet struggle
To find the road back home,
Searching for the places
That love and beauty hide.
Temptations lie in wait all around,
Pulling at your every step,
Waiting for you to slide back
From the chosen, sought for, path.
Emptiness surrounds you,
Confusing your perceptions.
It is difficult to carry on.
I will do my best to fill your heart with joy,
To clear the cobwebs of confusion,
Help you find your purpose.
I am good at catching pieces
And I can chase away a storm.
Let me walk your path beside you,
I have walked this road before.
You can lean on me when the weariness comes.
My shoulders are very strong.
I can not fight your battles,
Or chase away demons of the soul,
But I can lend you my strength
Until

Ozzfanatic2 ~~first Contest~~show Him Mad Love!Ozzfanatic2's First Contest!
He's bombed you and leveled you, so lets return that love!!
Its a no ending date contest however he needs 125,000 comments and he will receive a Happy Hour!!So make sure to click the link and show him some Wicked Love!!

Parenthoodso im a dad now.. or thats what a mistake from my past says. it was a one nightstand that included ALOT of beer. so yeah im getting a praternaty test done and all that shit.
any advice on what the hell else i should do if it turns out either way?
fucking insane.

Do You Still Have Hope?If you can look at the sunset and smile, then you still have hope…
If you can find beauty in the colors of a small flower, then you still have hope…
If you can find pleasure in the movement of a butterfly, then you still have hope…
If the smile of a child can still warm your heart, then you still have hope…
If you can see the good in other people, then you still have hope…
If the rain breaking on a roof top can still lull you to sleep, then you still have hope…
If the sight of a rainbow still makes you stop and stare in wonder, then you still have hope…
If the soft fur of a favored pet still feels pleasant under your fingertips, then you still have hope…
If you meet new people with a trace of excitement and optimism, then you still have hope…
If you give people the benefit of a doubt, then you still have hope…
If you still offer your hand in friendship to others that have touched your life, then you still have hope…
If receiving an unexpected card or letter still brings

To BelieveTo believe is to know that every day
is a new beginning.
It is to trust that miracles happen,
and dreams really do come true.
To believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds,
To know the wonder of a stardust sky
and the wisdom of the man in the moon.
To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart,
The innocence of a child's eyes
and the beauty of an aging hand,
for it is through their teachings we learn to love.
To believe is to find the strength
and courage that lies within us,
When it is time to pick up the pieces and begin again.
To believe is to know we are not alone,
That life is a gift and this is our time to cherish it.
To believe is to know that wonderful surprises
are just waiting to happen,
And all our hopes and dreams are within reach.
If only we believe.

Love & Marriage: What The Hell Do I Know?A while ago I met a young man that had recently taken his journey of love down the road of marriage. I, with my self-proclaimed infinite wisdom (well at least I'm a few good years older than he), thought it import to send him along with a few nuggets of my wisdom, forged from my life experience and advice given to me.
Although I was speaking in terms of marriage, what I told him can very well be applied to amorous relationships in general. I'm no expert, and ultimately we all have to find what works for us, but he was very appreciative of what I told him.
"Marriage is like car. It's shiny and full of power off the showroom floor, but if not properly cared for it can run down quickly and become the next centerfold in your local Penny Saver or Recycler. The following are just some "car care" from one car owner to another:
1. THERE WILL BE BUMPS AND HAZARDS ALONG THE WAY
Hopefully they'll be few and far between. Just steer clear of the avoidable hazards. The bumps that you don't

Signs That You Or Someone You Know May Be A Golddigger...You may be a Golddigger if…
1. You can not financially support yourself (and/or child) and feel having a man in your life would solve the problem.
2. You feel you are a better person because of the price of the clothes you wear or the car you drive, whether you paid for them yourself or someone
bought them for you as a gift.
3. You feel you are a better person based on the status of the company you keep. Whether they are your friends or friends of the person you are
dating.
4. You have no problem with the man you are dating financially supporting you by paying all your bills including, but not limited to, your rent, cell
phone bill, car note or even your child’s tuition.
5. You feel the price of a gift is equivalent to how much the gift giver loves you.
6. You feel your boyfriend is supposed to have your financial back. To ensure he is capable of this you may create a false financial crisis to see
if he hands you cash to solve your problem. He has to pay out o

Good Morning/good Afternoon/good Evening, Lmao!Damn! I hate going through Fubar withdrawal, lol! Reminds me of last Fall and Winter when this stuff happened all the time!
My bellydancing workshop was a hoot! It was by Sonja, who does Raqs Gothique or Gothic bellydance. I have been interested in this since I first learned there was such a thing, lol. Learned some cool moves, adapted from Gothic dance in general, such as Trapped in My Coffin and Ow! I've cut My Wrist!! Learned about the music as well. And what you can do with long hair to play it for all it's worth, lmao! Yep, I had a good time. Would have loved to stay for the performance in the evening, but couldn't! Maybe next time!
There is an online bellydancing magazine called the Gilded Serpent! Found an article on Sasha, out of California, who does Gothic bellydance. She also loves piercings - her hubby does the body suspension stuff, as well. Anyway there was this article on a major performance she did with metal wings that were pierced in to her back, held in place b

Beyond The Graves!!!Anyone and Everyone come and please help This really good friend of mine out in his contest...He was in first last night and now he's a little behind...All help will be appreciated...PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE...yes that me begging...lol
l

Why The Hell...am I so fucking depressed...
I live with a man who doesn't wanna touch me.. in Any way!
most of the people who meet me on here really don't give a shit about me and just wanna fuck me
I am drinking every day now and so lonely.
How do I get myself out of this...?
(don't let this run you off.. I am just having a terrible day...I need friends more then ever)

Mehey guys just thought i would let everyone know that i had acl reconstruction on oct 8th, and to everyone who cares,i am doing fine, a little sore but making progress everyday in therapy, so leave me some luv and i will get back at you.
love you everyone
jeremy

DreamsWell first off dont criticize my spelling or grammer this is just random thoughts i can remember from my dream
well now that is out of the way i had a dream last nite that i have had once before the last time i had it i was really shook up by it it was my father coming to me in my dream and telling me that i am a dissappointment to him that i have nothing in my life and he was ashamed i was his son like i said this really shook me up the first time well this time it did upset me i woke up in tears yes tears ill admit i cry i am a man but i cry and i think anyone would if it happened to them to be honest i really dont have anything to show for my life everything i have is a shitty car some random stuff but other than that nothing i am not even dating which doesnt bother me the only thing i have really is my god daughter and my best friend and a few friends i mean it is enough for me but i cant understand why i would dream my father coming to me and telling me that i am a complete fai

You Played The Game WellWhere to start? How about congrads for starters? You played that game great. Talked all that shit like you really ment it. Said all that shit to make someone feel comfortable and in the long run it was all just hot air. spineless. no meaning or honestly behind it. Just bullshit to make your skills better. Just to do it no other reason. "Youre so great, youre so special, you make me feel so good, youre so wonderful,call me" those words will be haunting for the rest of my days. why? i actually believed that. hope it was fun. hope it was good. hope you had a good laugh.

And Another Thing!I am sick and tired of friggin men coming to my page and acting all cute and innocent untill after I befreind them. Men please if you are going to be jerks then just do so from the very begining and stop wasting my time! I have way too much to do to sit around blocking your sorry asses because you dont know how to behave yourselves. Better yet if you arent cabable of respecting me as a human being then just stay the fuck away from me. I am not your toy and I am not here for your entertainment. If all you want is to see pics of me and try to talk dirty to me then stay the hell off my page. I have more important people to talk to than scum like you. There are actually REAL men on this site that know how to treat a lady, I suggest you find some of them and take some fucking notes because at the rate you are going the only way you are going to get laid by any woman is if she is dead or unconscious! Get control of yourself or get the fuck away from me! Simple!!
OK Now I feel a whole lot be

It's Wolf Awareness Week!National Wolf Awareness Week, October 14-20, 2007 is a time to dispel misconceptions about wolves and to teach about the important role these predators play in maintaining healthy ecosystems. It takes place the 3rd week of October every year.
The wolf is a striking symbol of wild nature, yet it has long been shrouded by myth and superstition. Earlier this century, wolves were methodically exterminated from nearly all of their historic range.
National Wolf Awareness Week encourages conservation efforts not only for wolves, but for all wild species.
Lot's of special events going on.. check for one in your area..
Here's a link for a list and for more info..
More Info here!!

Asking About GlassA friend of mine sent me a vibrator made of glass--any suggestions on ho to use it???

Wow, So Much Love!Never knew I was that loved, Thanks to all of those who has sent me b-day gifts...You guys
(ROCK SO HARD).I also wanna thank Wizlove21 fer my blast once again, love ya babe.... Again thanks guys!

This Is How I Feel For YouThis Is How I Feel For You
I try to think of words that I want
to tell you.Then when I see you all
my words get so lost that I don't know
what to say;but I know what my heart truely
wants to say to you baby, my heart wants to
tell you how much I love you and want to be
with you forever.
Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson

Feeling Trapped.....I feel so damned trapped anymore. I don't love my husband. I haven't for a long time. I figured that out while I was still pregnant for our daughter and he was like " i want a paternity test". I hadnt ever cheated on him when he asked that. I hadnt even thought of it, but still knew I didnt love him but stayed for our daughter. Thats why I have stayed. Thats why when I've left I came back because she was screaming for her dad.
but he's manipulative, possessive, controlling, jealous. Hell I cant even go 1 day without him saying "so who'd u fuck at work today". Until a recently (he still doesnt know) I had never cheated on him. But I finaly did it. Hell I'm tired of feeling like a dead fish on the bed. He doesnt do it for me. Hasnt for at least almost 4 years. And I know now because it didnt bother me or make me feel guilty that I dont love him and I want out. But yet I still friggin feel trapped.
and on the possessive/jealous stuff. Get this. we went out 2 weekends ago. A guy I k

Healing In The Wind!Wind screamin in my ears
Tell tales of many years
The journeys of others
of my sisters and brothers
Some precious moments in time
that clear away the slime
of all the troubles I feel
part of life's dirty deal
My mind is now clear
of all that I fear
Time to move on
until my troubles are gone
Its time to go forward
with new goals to move toward
The payoff will be great
For this is my fate

2 Recipes (no Joke)(no jokes here)Happy Holidays and everydays,
Here are two any day recipes that I think every one should enjoy.
The first one even a child can make with help and makes enough for a party.
The second should only be made by sober adults.
Good luck and let me know how they turn out.
Subject: TOMATO MAYONNAISE DIP (or toping)????
hi, let me know what you think of this:
TOMATO MAYONNAISE DIP (or toping):
2 cups mayonnaise
1 cup fresh basil leaves
Salt and pepper to liking
Place all ingredients in a blender. Puree until smooth.
Now, make what is below in another bowl:
2 tomatoes,chopped
1 medium onion, chopped (more can be added to kick it up a notch or two)
1/2 cup pimento olives, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced (more can be added to kick it up a notch or two)
1 tablespoon red wine vinegar
3 tablespoons olive oil
Salt and pepper to liking
Combine all ingredients in a bowl.
Let stand for 30 minutes then addto/mix with Mayonnase Puree from above.
Can be p

From The Cooking Club Of America...Chicken and Apple Skillet
September is the perfect month to use orchard-fresh apples.
1/4 cup butter
2 large tart apples, peeled, sliced 1/2 inch
4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper
1 large onion, coarsely chopped
2/3 cup dry white wine or apple cider
1/3 cup whipping cream
2 teaspoons chopped fresh tarragon or 1 teaspoon dried
Melt butter in large skillet over medium heat. Add apples; cook 3 minutes or until apples are tender, turning once. Place apples on plate.
Sprinkle chicken with salt and pepper. Increase heat to medium-high. Add chicken and onion to same skillet. Cook 5 minutes or until chicken is golden, turning once. Return apples to skillet.
Add wine; reduce heat to low. Cover and cook 5 to 8 minutes or until chicken is no longer pink in center and juices run clear. Place chicken, apples and onion on serving platter.
To same skillet, add cream and tarragon. Bring to a boil over high heat, sc

Is She A WhoreSo theres this girl i know and have known for a couple of years... She claims her husband beats her.. yes i have seen marks... but.. I know for a fact that the girl has cheated on him numerous times in the past is is cheating on him again with someone in the apartments they used to live in. The guy she is seeing now is also an abuser that from his own mothers lips. My exhusband saw them walk out of the complex today and i asked him not to say anything to her husband who my ex works with. but so does this make this girl a whore? Shes not happy and she admits it but she wont leave her husband..... i tend to think it does. She just continues to fuck other men then gets pissed off when her hubby gets upset over anything
And do i let my ex rat her out to her husband?

Don't Hate Me !Please don't send me hate mail after you read this!
A boy was on his way to school when he saw the words purple passion written on a wall. He had no idea what they meant, so when he got to school and the teacher asked if there were any questions, he raised his hand. When he was called upon he asked ,"What is purple passion?" His teacher screamed at him to go to the principal.
The principal asked him why he was there and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they meant so when the teacher asked if there were any questions I asked her what they meant and she yelled at me and sent me here." "What are the words," the principal asked. "Purple passion," replied the boy. The principal freaked out and expelled him and told him to get out of the school.
At home is mother asked him why he had been expelled, and he said "When I was on my way to school today, I saw some words written on a wall and I didn't know what they

The Day Draws Near!Well as some of you know I am getting very close to leaving the states for a long period of time and heading to the big sandbox known as IRAQ. I havent been around alot due to last minute things going on at work and in my personal life. Let me tell you the stress is building as the days get closer. I have been trying to keep in touch with my children but even that has been hard lately. My boys understand that this is my job and mom has to go and do it to keep them and the rest of the world safe, but it still doesn't make it any easier on them. This will be the first holiday season I will be away from them and that is breaking my heart. I have been told I am a tough cookie so I am aboout to find out just how tough I really am. Those of you that are closer to me than others please do not feel that I have been avoiding any of you cause that is not the case. Any of you wishing for me to keep in touch while I am deployed please send your mailing address to my email soon so I can write them

Alot Of Disrespectful People On FubarDid a mumms about the toy run we had today and there was alot of people that had no respect so the when I block them they have others coming over telling me to unblock them I don't think I should what do u think

A Question That Has Been Bugging Me....Ok If you know me well enough then you know that small little things can get in my head and drive me insane....
This crush thing....I want to know who you are! You don't have to do it publicly all you have to do is put it in my shoutbox or send a private message...come on don't be shy I don't bite hard! I know who a couple of you are and have mad love for ya *kisses* now its time for the rest of you to come out of hiding..it may be well worth it *winks* lol I'm such a gotta know person so thought this would be worth a shot. Pleeaasseee!!! What ya gotta lose?

Mistress Of The NightMISTRESS OF THE NIGHT
She moves –
A quicksilver vision
In the shadowy twilight of evening.
Around her she keeps a cloak of serenity
To protect her from false friends
And leering strangers.
Mist parts to reveal more mist,
But her way is blocked
By hindrances merely glimpsed.
She dreams of casting away her cloak –
“More like a shroud” –
For the warmth of
A passionate embrace that never ends.
Always she dreams.
Copyright 2004 Peter Sherman. All rights reserved.

JobWhat else happen this summer? I lost my job. I believe where I worked at were afraid my ex was going to come there and threaten me. This a a big security issue for patients. I just started this job in March of this year and only worked 6 months. I learned alot and loved my job. I made some friends. I didn't understand and still don't. I had doctors stick up for me and have great letters of recommendations. I am on unemployment until I can find another job.

Posted This As A Mmmmmm Was Deleted.You are driving home from work in your car past a
bus stop its raining three people at the bus stop
an old lady who is not well an old friend you have not seen for many years and a beautiful lady the one you see in your dreams.
* You could pick up the old lady,because she is going to die,and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect hence to pay him back.
* However,you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
The candidate who was hired(out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer.
......
......
His answer:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes,we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations... and b

Hardest Thing Ive Ever Had To Doso today i murdered my best friend. my dog has gotten me through more times situations and hardships then anyone. Granted yeah i had my family but he is the one who curled up against my back with every pain. He is the one who planted himself on when when ever i was sad. he got me through the fear of death when i had lost all hope of getting better. He saw me through the miracle of the pregnancy that i was told would never happen. The birth of my daughter. the knowledge and everyday hardship of knowing im losing my mother. He was there for her to lassie and rin tin tin can't compare to my dog chester.
today after a long battle with age i had to put my beautiful sweet loving newfoundland to sleep. He was 12 years old and amazing enough his breed lives 8 to 10 years. But as age wears on it does horrible things to humans and animals. Then you have to ask yourself the horrible question of letting him suffer with a poor quality of life, or do the human thing and play god.
I played god an

RobinSo, I made a statement the other day about my flaws... and I kinda wanna make a blog to see them...
*I'm a control freak
*I don't like being told NO
*I think I'm always right
*I don't like people who don't like what I like
*I'm inconsiderate of other people's feelings
*I have to WORK at being nice
*I DO NOT CLEAN
*I don't see why anyone would argue with me
*WHY? BEcause, I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!!!
*I love myself....
*I'm quite selfish
*I honestly lack the ability to NOT CHEAT (i can explain that if you really wanna know... coincides with the blogs, etc... part of the thing i'm working on changing in my life)
*I'm not honestly happy with me... I got fat after having my kids... i'm not a size 3 anymore... yeah, i think i'm ugly... no, i don't usually tell people that
*I'm very rarely happy with anything or anyone
* I look for faults in people before they have the chance to prove themselves
*I lie
*I manipulate
*I don't have a problem with either of those things
*I twist re

Why? With The Facist ThingHow are you to get any friends if you do not allow people to leave you comments??
My dedication to all the noobs out there!!!
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
I hate it when I can't comment!!

FriendsDeception crawls into my nervous system,
tormenting me for days and days,
it's so much more than just a message.
I see all the lies and fabrications,
things have been done for selfish reasons,
I can be selfish too,
no longer happy with any of this,
I'm sorry a friendship has ended.

Life As Is....Life for me has been painful,a heart ache and lonly as hell. All my life growing up other kids in class or in the same school as I was in would always pick on me for the clothes I had to wear or cuz I was ugly or just because I was the one everyone picked on... You know I have feelings just like each and everyone of you out there today.
I guess more less I am just wasting my time speaking the truth as well as whats on my mind cuz people these days only care about looks, if you have money or things that can make them better than yourself. And I gotta say it, Its not what a person looks like nor what they have in life or what you can get out of them... Its who you are as a person that matters...
Well I have been noticinmany things wrong with this world today. One thing is to many darn people lie and get away with it. I ani't going to say I have never lied before but I did grow out of it. Cuz in the long run if you really think about it either way you still get in trouble but

New WebsiteCome Check it out
Hey Everyone, Friends, Fans, and Family;
Texas Bitch and Cha0tic Drag0n would like to Invite you all to check out our new Website.
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the rapidshare links we have to over 3,000 tubes temps and programs....We will be adding things weekly so feel free to check
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(repost of original by '~*~Texas Bitch~*~Protected by a Dragon~*~' on '2007-10-14 18:02:22')

Can I Get Your #Name:_____________
Number:_______________
Best time to call: __________
text messaging (yes or no) _________
phone service __________
I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.

Beating The Dead Horse...Ok, I need to fucking rant.. This should be fun and no animals will be hurt in the process.
My soon-to-be ex hubby is upstairs in my house, washing his girlfriend off him in my shower!!! Ugh! I wish I had put a little sulphuric acid in the Axe body spray, but I can't get ahold of any since the last time...
For those who don't know, he doesn't even live here, he lives with his scuzzy girlfriend who doesn't know how to wash her trashy cuntfunk down the drain so he showers at my house. Our house is in both names, at least until he signs the fucking papers, so I can't throw his cheating ass out.
During all this, I have to pretend to be nice to the bastard because the kids are here.
Well, that's my rant, and now I feel much better.

I Screwed UpMy girlfriend and I have been fighting all weekend because I am emotionally closed off and won't let her or her daughter in. I've been trying but it's not easy. I've spent most of my life being a loner. That makes it very hard to let others in. But, as of late she sees me getting worse. I didn't even realize I was pulling away from her and wasn't doing it intentionally, but it may be too late. Her patience with me is gone.I think I may have fucked up the best relationship I've ever had because I just can't seem to let people get close enough. And it hurts like hell surprisingly. Maybe I can save it, but I gotta start working at it or I am gonna lose her. The hardest part about it is getting control of my pride long enough to realize she loves me and is just trying to be a part of my life. Oh, well, at least I am alive and in good health right?

Mr. Miller Says HelloI'm new.
Well, not completely. I had a cherry acct but I really don't remember my username.
It's sunday night (stating the obvious)
and I have decided to make it a good fucking night.
I had to work yesterday. Lame.
SO Mr. Bud and Mr. Miller are joining me tonight.
If I attacked your profile, just be glad I was in a good mood :D

Horse Made Of SteelThe sun on my face
creates a safe space
I can see through the rain
that tormented my brain
Its suddenly all clear
the storms cannot reappear
The wind whipping my hair
I have not a care
Freedom I feel
on my horse made of steel.

Just Cause I'm An Assholeyes i still have a myspace and i'm just as much of a dick there as i am here and to prove it i just made this bulletin and posted it on my myspace
Is anyone else as sick as i am about all these bulletins about God and Jesus? I seriously doubt that he gives a shit if you repost a bulletin about him or jesus. If you feel the same sign this and repost it as keep God off of myspace.
Pat- Worcester, MA

One Of The Reasons I Feel Cursed!I originally posted this as a bulletin, but thought it might actually get more action here..
And before anyone asks "What was I thinking?..."
DONT! lol
I need a favor of any of you that would help..
Apparently Ive picked up a stalker..Yay me *rolls eyes*
He's taken it upon himself to post pics of me with my real name in his pic folders.
Im asking you to bombard his pic folder or profile which ever you like and let him know how wrong this is...
I know it seems childish..but thats the mentality of this moron so its prolly the only way he'll get a clue...
(JEFF) JUST A GUY THAT NOBODY WANTS TO BE WITH@ fubar

Please Help Out The Ghost RiderHEY EVERYONE I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED TONIGHT ANI REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON A GIVE A GREAT FRIEND A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL.I KNOW SME OF YOU ARE ALREADY BOMBING CONTESTS OR GIVEAWAYS BUT IF YOU COULD POSSIBLY STOP BY MINE AND LEAVE A FEW I WOULD DEFINITELY APPRECIATE IT.
Fire My Words

Going To MoveI am moveing the 17th of this month. When I get to my new place I will not be on here for awhile. I will miss all of my close friends on fubar. I am hoping to get everything going very soon that way i can see all of you people soon. I will not have a computer for a few but hopefully very soon.. I am sorry about all this but i would love for peeps to still fan,add, an rate me! i will return the love as soon as i get back on here. To my closest friends that i have numbers an things for i will call u as soon as i get a phone. You all know who i am talking about.. They are peeps i talk to all the time on here or in yahoo. I will miss all of you until i get back remember to show love an sign my guest book also. LOVE MY FUBAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!

I'll Be Back A Bit More :)Thank to all of you have supported me and never stopped the luv, it was really heartfelt...I'll try to be around more often, I miss you guys tons, stay safe and ttys :)
Nellie

Love?So it's early in the morning and sleep has evaded me once again. So left with nothing better to do with my restless mind, I write. I wonder is there a person for us all? Or is that what people say because they have hope? Maybe, just maybe we search in vain for "The One". Does that person exsist?
Everything seems right. Your love begins to grow and your walls slowly crumble. You trust in things you said you never would, your vulnerable. In their arms you feel safe and warm. They have a kiss that takes your breath away. You admire their strength and lift up their weakness, because to see them fall would hurt you as well.
So tell me then how does this all change? Maybe our expectations are too high? But aren't we raised to hold them high? Never settle for less is what I've been told. So where exactly did I go wrong?
Selfish lies, and sinful pleasures. Most are guilty of both... But to determine the way we love is ultimately our choice. Honesty and tenderness is not as hard as

My 21st Birthday!So my birthday is on October 23rd and every damn year I end up getting shit that I dont like or nothing at all. So I decided to make a list of shit i want!
Anyone who feels the need to buy me something... will recieve a photo of me in my underwear next to the gift! Gift prices begin at only 2.99 and go up from there. ANY giftgiver, no matter the amount spent, WILL receive a photo, unless the giver tells me they do not want it.
I really sincerely appreciate every gift received!
Wishlist #1:
GO TO
http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/wishlist/viewSomeonesWishList.jsp
Enter my email address... mynda23@yahoo.com into the box that says "
Enter an E-mail address to view
that person's wish list"
Wishlist #2:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/CDYC9D7K9SR0/
Thanx to everyone who reads this and if you decide to send me something PLEASE remember to let me know what you sent so that I know what gift pic goes to who!
You guys are awesome! LOVE YOU ALL! even

Fake Profiles.Hi there well here we are the second yr on this site who ever dreamed up the name fubar had to be drunk or stoned lol lol because when you search for this you can only pick it up by way of going threw cherry tap of course and I think we all agree cherry tap was better the name was better the site it self was better this 1 has way to many probs our profiles half the time are a mess some of us like me have lost out music and whats even worse is that some idiot marks some of our pix NSFW why and for what when you can see a guy at 3am in the morning with a fake default pic of him naked and his stuff stickin straight up in the air like hes been on viagra for 24 hours. lol lol
I have noticed im sure you have too there has been alot more men on the site of later and some of them are posting fake profiles with girl pix for a default pic you can tell easy by the profile pic or even the lil pic box he has because theres only 1 pic and most of the time its some pretty girl and the rest of the

(",)ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS:
LIFE IS NEVER WITHOUT A NEED...
NEVER WITHOUT A PROBLEM,
NEVER WITHOUT A DIFFICULTY,
NEVER WITHOUT HURTFUL MOMENTS AND...
NEVER WITHOUT GOD TO HELP US...
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My JennyI just want everyone to lmow that this is the most wonderful person on Fubar, she's my friend,my pal,my confidant, and my Fu wife. she' has my love,respect,trust,heart,and soul. I want the whole fubar world to know. Treat her right because she's a beautiful,glorious lady and she is my best friend and my love. show her some love> a href="http://fubar.com/user.php?u=884532&friend=884532" target=_blank>{jenny}txbadass{Dirty South Crew}@ fubar Gorgeous ain't she!!!!!!!

"i Had The Balls To Take This, Do You?"Most surveys are pointless and childish (made up by high school kids)...so, let's see what kinda balls ya got!!!Oh and notice - NO numbers are missing!1. How many people have you had sex with in 2007?12. Weed, coke, speed, crack, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms... of these, how many have you done?none3. Ever been cheated on?Yes4. Ever paid for sex?No5. Ever been married?Yes6. Ever been divorced?yep7. If you had to pick one, whats your favorite sexual position?doggy style8. Do you own any guns?Yes9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?No10. Ever been in rehab?No11. Have you ever had any sexual experiences with the same sex?Nope12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on fubar?no13. Truthfully… size matters?It shouldn't14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?Nope15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with?never really thought about it16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?No17. How many states have you lived in?318. How many countr

Friends With BenefitsThere's at PROBABLY at least 1 person on your fubar who wants to date you or sleep with you or some shit.So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits". The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours".If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it".SCARED? LOLREPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your fubar who wants to date you, and maybe more who want to sleep with you.SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship, single, or whatever. this is for fun, it is just for fun. don't get yer undies in a bunch over it.

Trading Places...My sister and I are polar opposites....about many things.
She is olive skinned and dark haired like our father. I am hecka honkey and blonde like our mother.
Growing up she preferred devils food cake to my angel food cake. And so on our shared birthday there would always be two kinds.
I love children. She can hardly stand those who aren't hers or mine.
I believe in what people say, unless they prove that they aren't trust worthy, and still I will listen and think about why they felt they should tell untruths.
My sister believes that everyone is lying. Its just truth to her. "Do you think he's lying?" she will ask. I smile and say "Why would you think so?" "I don't know. I just automatically do"
I am mostly calm and smiling. I often lean over and rub her shoulders while murming "easy there tiger...breathe"
She is exactly perfect to me. Yin to my Yang. We balance each other well.
For many years I was a stay at home mom. And she was a working one. A single workin

Unleashedunleashed
deep inside my soul
a touch from you
unleashed a desire
a pain of Passion
A Kiss oh how sweet
you have taken over me
cant get you out my mind
a gentle touch
from
your lips
tease mine
my desire touch me
hold me tight
deep desires
one heart
share the passion
from another
will become one

MondayMorning ya'll ...
This one might look familure,
(used to go around as one of those chain letters)
-ick-
But I gave it a little Greg flavor :)
I wish this was all black background ...
Being thats how I make all my comments to be displayed on!
TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOU
I JUST CANT HELP BUT THINK ABOUT YOU:
YOU'VE GOT MAD SEX APPEAL,
I N T E L L I G E N C E,
Do YOU Know
What I've Got
The W R O N G Page !!!
MY BAD!!!(ha-ha)

I Want To Be Lovedwell dang its likes 6 in the morning and im up already wit the kids, finally getting them bac to sleep i think i might go lay back down, i had this strange dream last night about my life and when i got woke up this morning i felt like shit like theres something missing, i want to be loved, i have this guy in my life that i really care about, he was my luv, we were together but i think we drifted apart, we dont see eachother and we dont talk much, i luv him i kno i do, but i dont feel it from him anymore, i think my problem is i want to be loved to bad that i dont really know what kind of love i deserve, i want dat feeling of being wanted, but with self esteem issues i dont think im pretty enough to be wanted, everytime i look in the mirror i find a fault with myself and i feel ugly, its not really a feeling of being ugly. i am. maybe im talkin crazy but i jus feel this way and i needed to get it out

Stepmom-cancer...So I went to go see her yesterday and she does look pretty bad. she's so thin. She doesn't look like herself. I expected it though, considering I've seen 3 people in my family with cancer in the past 3 years and I know how bad they looked. She's getting around okay so far. She told me yesterday to have everyone pray for her. She's not giving up. She told me she's gonna fight it. I did good not to cry yesterday. Chrissy, her daughter-my friend [more like my sister, since we grew up together] got there around 10 minutes after me yesterday and she had the baby with her.. and he's so little. I think it lifted everyone's spirits to see her and the baby. Chrissy is going to stay in town until Lisa passes. Chrissy is going to have power of attorney.. and she's going to be the one who does the funeral arrangements and sells Lisa's house, and pays her debts and everything. Give her strength to get through this. It's going to be really hard for her. I stayed for about an hour and I told Lisa tha

A Friend For All SeasonsTrue friendship is like a strong sturdy tree
It matures and spreads its branches giving comfort
It yields itself to us without condition or request
It's there for a reason to help us through each season.
In the spring it blooms new hopes and dreams for the future
In the summer it reassures us when the heart grows restless
In the fall, when the twilight years fade to gray it consoles us
And in the winter, it shows compassion when the end is near.
True friendship is like life giving rain that nurtures our spirit
It is a beacon of trust that guides us in those troubled times
It calms the tempest storm that stirs from within us
It will always and forever be the landmark of our soul.

They Grow Up Too Fast:(My baby girl is turning 14 on Tuesday! It seems just yesterday I was holding her in my arms and now shes growing up so fast! Im feeling all depressed as my son is also talking about signing up for the Army and now this!
Show me some love and cheer me up! LOL- I know the song is not exactly right for a birthday but the lyrics fit- sort of.hahaha!
This sobby birthday blog and bulletin brought to you by the one and only
~Temptress~
♥Temptress REINCARNATE♥~ CLUB F.A.R.~C.W.O.F member~RATE MY PAGE PLEASE!!!@ fubar

30,000 To GoIn one week all of my friends and family helped me to get up to 20,000 comments all that is left is 30,000 so if anyone is bored and would like to help out some more or have not helped out yet and want to contribute please stop by the link and leave a comment or two! I will greatly appreciate it!
Thank you,
Jennifer
Link:

Two LawyersTwo lawyers are stranded on a desert island for
several months. The only thing on the island was a
tall coconut tree, which provided them their only
food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the
top to see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.
One day, the lawyer yelled down from the tree,
"WOW, I just can't believe my eyes, there is a woman
out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said,
"You're hallucinating; you've finally lost
your mind."
But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a
stunning red head, face up, totally naked, unconscious
without even so much as a ring or earrings on her
person.
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up
on the beach and discovered, yes, indeed she was
alive, warm and breathing, but sunburned and needing
immediate care and nursing.
One said to the other (as a typical male would), "You
know, we've been on this God forsaken island for
months now withou

Contest!I'm in a cleavage contest and I REALLY wanna win so if anyone could help it would be great! It's a comment bombing contest (throw a 10 or 11 in there if you woiuld like :-P)and I need 1000 by Thursday. The link is below!
Thank you SO MUCH to anyone who can help. I love you all!
http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=948155&i=3279682846

Deleting Friends - Today Is The 15th.Hey guys,
I will be going through deleting those without salute photos today. Those that are exceptions, you've already been told what to do.
Those that were not given exceptions, you can post in the first post in this blog if you have a DAMN good reason not to have one (e.g. military). "I can't because i have three million cheesy excuses" doesn't count. Don't bother.
The other thing you can do is send an add request with your reason. If it's an acceptable reason, I will re-add you. If it's not, then you'll just have to wait until you have a salute.
I'm sorry all but there are too many fakes on this site, and personally, I don't need to deal with it.
Sin
Posts of "i'm not fake" aren't gonna help.

Happy Holloween..lmaoAn extremely modest man was in the hospital for a
series of tests, the last of which had left his
bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the
bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to
remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of
bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out
the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the
sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,
and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled
sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,
staring down at the sheets, a hospital security
guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who
had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked,
"What the heck is going

Lets Do Another!..:)Ok..skip that last blog..I have no clue how to do fancy ones so here you go..:P
The last contest I ran got fubarred, and I want to do another...:) I want to see your smiling faces, so let me see your grill and enter to win! I need only pics that I can rip please, that way if I have to contact you I can more easily..:) Contest will last 7 days and will start when I have at least 10 people or more! No drama of course. Rules are simple. Most comments wins! Leave me a comment if you are intersted.
You gotta play nice...:)
Prizes:
1st Place 7 Day Blast
2nd Place 3 Day Blast
3rd Place 1 Day Ticker
4th Place Big Pimping Gift!
Let Me See Your Grill!!!...:)
Hugs and kisses

Our Canadian Military: An Impressive Historical Look BackOur Canadian Military:
An Impressive Historical Look Back
If you think our armed forces need some beefing up now, you have have seen them back in 1939 just before the outbreak of World War 2.
In those days our three armed services together had a grand total of 10,200 personnel, 29 machine guns, 23 anti-tank rifles, and 5 three-inch mortars.
But by 1945, the army had swelled to 700,000 men and had fought so well in northwest Europe and Italy that military experts rated it one of the best in the world.
The navy, with its 480 vessels and 100,000 sailors, became the third largest in the world.
During those perilous years when Britain stood alone against the Hun, our navy escorted 180 million tons of supplies across the Atlantic to keep her in business.
The air force ballooned from 4000 men to 250,000, and they trained 130,000 other Commonwealth air crew - four out of five. We had 48 bomber and fighter squadrons based in England and - get this - 25% of flight crew i t

Someone SpecialYou’ve done so much more than I could imagine;
I never dreamed of this in the tiniest of fraction.
This is what I have been waiting for,
Someone to finally open the door;
The door with the missing key.
I had no idea as to where it could be,
But you found it without much trouble at all.
And in a spiraling circle, I started to fall.
I picture you smiling and I smile too.
Always on my mind, it has to be you.
Love Me was my solitary request,
Give this sorrow-filled heart a well-needed rest.
You, my friend, were a welcomed distraction;
Who would’ve thought it would lead to attraction.
Never again did I think I could feel like this.
My head spinning in sweet innocent bliss;
I never thought that it would be my curse,
But unrequited feelings seem to be in every verse.
Please, don’t go! Stay here for awhile.
I think that I’ve fallen for your imagined smile.
I don’t care at all on about your looks;
Nor how smart you are in the knowledge of books.
It’s your personality that

AfterlifeHELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT :
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that

Tangledmy mind is as tangled as a spider web caught in a harsh wind. the silken strands are crossed and recrossed, mangled into a misshapen and confused mass of snarls - no longer capable of creating or maintaining coherent thought... Emotion bombards me from too many directions, burying me beneath an enormous heap of twisted thoughts, cloaking me in confusion... I'm afraid I might drown in a sea of my own thoughts and feelings...

How It Isyou wont be his first, his last or his only. He's loved before,he will love again, But if he loves you NOW,what else matters? He is not PERFECT, and neither are you. The two of you will never be PERFECT,but if he makes you laugh at least once, causes you to think twice, and admits to being HUMAN and making MISTAKES.... Hold on to him and give him all you got. He is not going to quote poetry, hes not going to be thinking about you every moment,but he will give you apart of him that he know's you can break. Don't hurt him,Don't change him, Don't expect too much from him. Smile when he makes you happy, Cry when he makes you sad and miss him when he's not there. ~annoyomous~ ~~*~~

Hey To All My New Friendshello to everyone thats sent me a friend request since the weekend started, i just wanted to say thank you and its going to take me awhile but i will totally stop by pages and share the love that you give me. thank you for taking the time to rate my pics, blogs and leave your comments i do appreciate it. but imrunning behind ive been really busy moving and trying to unpack still going to class and working i just didint want you to think that i forgot about you, because i didnt. also if you drop me a line and remind me at somepoint throughout the week thatll make things easier. thank you again.
lots of love
bunny fufu

Deeeeeeeeeeeemoted!lol i just got a message from little bro on myspace, he's so been demoted from little bro to dumbass.
i mean how many I's did he need to toss in aight? LOL. I love that damn kid.

We Have Hired Our First Personwe have hired our first employee today and ihope it is the first of many.
im so excited that thingsare starting to hopefully get better for me and what makes it even better is that it is near christmas and our job offer is helping a dad put christmas presents under the tree and make an unemployed man and his family happy.

Happy HourWhy is it that most of the people who host the Happy Hour never return your rate and fan even though they say they are even when they accept the fan request? Are they that hard up to be the best on Fubar that they don't care about anyone else?
I wish there was a way to take back a rate like, remove rate like you can remove a friend/family or fan.
My goodness people, if someone takes the time to fan and rate you you can at least have the decency to do the same. It's not that hard!!

Let Ne AriseLet me arise and open the gate,
to breathe the wild warm air of the heath,
And to let in Love, and to let out Hate,
And anger at living and scorn of Fate,
To let in Life, and to let out Death.

Inspiration......WHAT INSPIRES YOU THE MOST? HAVE YOU EVER HAD A SENSE OF WONDER AND SURPRISE? FOR MOST THIS MIGHT SEEM HARD TO OBTAIN. WE TEND TO LOOK FOR INSPIRATION IN OTHERS ACCORDING TO WHAT WE WANT TO BE LIKE OR NOT BE LIKE, BUT TRYING IT WITH OURSELVES SEEMS HARDEST TO DO. INSPIRATION GIVES US HOPE AGAIN. IT GIVES US A SENSE OF STARTING OVER, SOMETHING GIVEN ANEW, BUT WE TEND TO LOOK AT IT AS A LEANING POST, UPON SOMEONE ELSE OR SOMETHING ELSE. PEOPLE DO INSPIRE OTHERS, BUT WHAT IF A PERSON HAS NOONE ELSE? WHAT IF THEY HAVE NO SENSE OF SELF-WORTH, OR HOPES, OR DREAMS, GOALS...THEN WHAT? I HAVE OFTEN HATED TO BE SAD, ALONE OR EVEN HURT, BUT I HAVE LEARNED THAT IT CAN BE THROUGH THESE TIMES THAT WE HAVE THE ABILITY TO LEARN THE MOST. WHAT GIVES YOU A SENSE OF SELF-WORTH? WHAT DRIVES OR MOTIVATES ONE TO HAVE A SENSE OF HOPE OR ACCOMPLISHMENT? THAT IS A HARD QUESTION. IVE HAVE BEEN ALONE MORE THAN I WOULD LIKE, MORE THAN I THOUGHT WOULD BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO ENDURE, AND AT THE SAME TIME...I AM LEARN

Saying GoodbyeIf the last few months have taught me anything it's this....Tell everyone in your life who you love and care about how you feel because you never know whenn the time is coming when you won't have the opportunity to. So to all my family and freiends I love each and everyone one of you and I'm greatful to have you in my life!!!!!

KarmaI was once told that I put to much faith in people and that faith would get me hurt. I'm a woman the believe that you don't jump from bed to bed. You say "I Love You" ONLY when you mean it and you always express you true feelings .... good, bad, or indifferent. Honesty only hurts because it strikes a nerve and you know it's true. So why can't people be honest! Always say what you mean and mean what you say. Unlike most people I'm not afraid of rejection, so for people to lie to my face then turn around and stab me in the back (shouldn't hurt) but it does!
Thank you to all that hve been straight up with me and honest - But for those who couldn't tell the truth if your ass was on fire then --- you can kiss my ass!! Remember, Karma is a bitch and you just turned me back into one.

A Quote From Albert Einstein"Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I am not so sure of the universe."
~Einstein

Gut BucketAnother one of our characters for the Scarybirds Mobile Combat Game, I worry about Stu's mind sometimes this is one of his creations hahahahaha
By daughterofhell at 2007-10-15

Drive-by Commenting.Damn even when I'm being nice and playing around, I manage to piss of the retards.
MuMM title: why are so many of uguys ass hoes
MuMM: u know some people just what a second thought aboutsomething.But some are thoughtful and some are ass holes, becouse your littel people small minnded,and probably dont have a life well see who u are by your comments.becouse your stupid and youll comment
My comment: Is your thong wedged up your ass? I know I get a little cranky when mine is. : )
He was really as slow as he looks, so about 20 minutes later I get a comment on my page.
Profile comment: cunt
Then he blocked me before I could get in a response. This annoyed the crap out of me.. soooooo... I got on one of my contest bombing names and gave him a rebuttal.
Comment I left him: Retarded people, such as yourself, are funny as hell.
I do suggest you do the world a favor and kill yourself though. God knows we don't need another pussy running around and doing drive by comme

"2nd Alram Hotties"This is going to be a rant... if you don't want to hear it..read it or whatever.. move on..
The group here called the "2nd Alarm Hotties" is just another fucking confirmation here on Fubar.. that a girl has to look a certain way to get anything here on this site. I totally think it is condescending to women.. very sexist..and very demeaning. Why does a woman have to look a certain way for anything? I mean.. come on you "men" in time.. those women will have wrinkles, saggy asses, and don't even get me started to where her breasts will be resting when she gets older.. Looks fade. You should be ashamed walking around, panting..basically in heat for what? Hmmmm.. let me see.. basically LOOKS.. nothing more.
Another question... why is the packaging more important than the gift inside?
Thank you... Have a fucked up day..
Cassie!

Get A Fu-life... HahaOkay so wtf.. I have been seeing alot of stuff on here about "oh that's my fu-husband" (fu-wife, fu-slave, fu-bf...gf ect) I see that you are calling someone your that prolly would never have nething to do with you in RL but you are now fu-fuckin-happy? lmao...
Not only that but you proclaim it to the whole internet community...like watchout.. i didn't get on here to mingle... i'm fu-taken...I got news for you people... ur fu-wives and fu-husbands are just as unfaithful and unpredictable as the real thing.... TRUST me.. I have talked to many fu-mates...
who preforms these fu-ceremonies neway?
if it don't work out then what.. fu-divorce?
fu-lawyers? fu-judges? fu-alimony??
Gimme a break.
get ur finger out of her USB port... she's only 16!... hahahaha
is this virtual love just that... does it have limits or it this supposed to be the basis for a REAL relationship??
So i don't know i am all cool with role-playing.. but i need some REAL results.. not just a fu-fantasy.... and how d

CatsRecently, me and my kids found a cat with 7 kittens and even though we knew we couldn't take that much on we began to feed them..of course now, they won't leave lol...Unfortunately, there are only 5 kittens left- 2 died early on...they are adorable though..they live under our back porch and under the house- the manage to find a way under there to keep warm..It's a ritual every day for us to go in the morning before school and feed them and after school...my youngest son who is autistic will talk to them, it's soo cute..he opens up and says alot ...it makes him in better spirits when he has had a rough day...

Any Offers ....Well I just want to see how many out there pay attention to things...I am a 24 year white male and very horny any ladys in the springfiel area looking for some dick hit me up lol

Me Being Stupid As Always ....Well I am just being stupid and thought what the hey you know...Besides I am guess what I am about to do that I am right on...So I thought I would be nice and ask and see how right I am on this...How many ladys out there would sleep with me? I am just wondering cuz I am guess maybe if I am lucky there might be 1 or 2 and thats its...Come on now don't lie be honest with yourself cuz truth doesn't hurt you know...

Doctor JokeA woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?"
"He said you're going to die," she replied.

Omg!!!OK, So... picture this. I'm sitting on my couch right? Just, watching tv. Ugh, cartoons... and this commercial comes on right... for... RED LOBSTER. And i suddenly realized, not only has it been WAY too long since I've been... I'm fucking craving lobster and crab!! DAMNIT!!! They should make a red lobster/olive garden rest. Cuz i want some past w/ lobster and crab...
Ok, thats all it was about... sorry....

My Song For The MomentTo really love a woman, to understand her,
You've got to know her deep inside
Hear every thought, see every dream,
And give her wings when she wants to fly
Then when you find yourself lying helpless in her arms,
You know you really love a woman
When you love a woman, you tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman, you tell her that she's the one
She needs somebody, to tell her that it's gonna last forever
So tell me have you ever really...really, really ever loved a woman
To really love a woman, let her hold you,
Till you know how she needs to be touched
You've got to breathe her, really taste her
Till you can feel her in your blood
And when you see your unborn children in her eyes
You know you really love a woman
When you love a woman, you tell her that she's really wanted
When you love a woman, you tell her that she's the one
She needs somebody, to tell her that you'll always be together
So tell me have you ever really...really, really ever loved

Will I Sex You?will i sex you?created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as hell yea whats your number yea give me your number add me to msn linda_s_87@hotmail.com lol xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxohell yea whats your number100% if i was drugged69% yea if i was drunk69% HELL NO!!!!! yucky63% one nite/day Fling31%

Ugly Ole Mealright for those who think i would look better with short hair i dont fucking think so here is my ugly ass with short hair..
god i was fucking ugly as hell

My Final Communication To My Best FriendKacey-
I wish there was something that i could say or do to make you hate me a little less. i dont know what else to do, so i am writing you a letter to try and close the wounds that i have from you not wanting to be my friend, my best friend, anymore. For the last 6-8 years that i have known you, you have always been there to either listen to my problems or to be someone that would belp brighten my day. Sure there has been a lot of tme where we didnt talk, but thats because our lives have been busy and took a different path. But in the last 5-6 months something happened where we were able to resume our friendship, like it had never gone away. I enjoyed everything we ever did; whether it was the drive-ins, dinner and a movie with the girls, r even just coming up to your house just to be with you. All of the time i spent with you was the greatest time of my life. until last saturday. I have never heard ou get that mad and yell that loud at me. You had your valid reasons to be upset and