Q: What’s The Worst Christmas Gift You’ve Ever Received?

A: This is almost too difficult to answer. At this stage in my life I look back and feel appreciative anyone would ever buy me anything.

That said, one year in college I received multiple copies of Who Moved My Cheese?, which is definitely a “we are trying to send you a message” gift (that message, of course, is “you have an attitude problem”). I didn’t read the whole thing but to be honest I don’t think I needed to read any of it. Just seeing Cheese? in double on my nightstand made me feel like I was royally messing up, so I started working a little harder (key phrase: a little) and successfully earned my degree in under ten years.

Thus, I suppose WMMC? worked for me…but I’d still like to see a timeline where I never received said tome. I have a gut feeling even absent this specific motivator I’d manage to avoid living in a dumpster as a college dropout/crack fiend.

Who Am JG2?

Star Wars Ruined My life: A Failure By JG2

Now for your downloadable pleasure, the 48 page story of the Star Wars book I couldn't get published a decade plus ago. Included are portions of the original manuscript, several new Star Wars essays, and original artwork by dear friends. GET IT HERE!

CHEAP BOOK I WROTE!

The soft cover of This Music Leaves Stains is available here. Get that sucker and learn all about New Jersey's greatest punk band! Click here to look at the corresponding photo tumblr and click here for the official F.A.Q.