Zelda, Link, and Sheik (Zelda and Sheik are the same person, Sheik is Zelda's alter ego)

so Jacki e-mailed me this, and i wanted to share it with u guys...its about her and her bf, i asked her if i could post this, and she berkata in these exact words NO ABSOLUTALY NOT!!! but i think its so good i have to!

Storyline:Link is fighting Ganon and is to hurt to fight anymore, Zelda saves him, but she needs to fight Ganon (in Shiek form) so Link doesnt get killed, but Ganon tricked Link into thinking Sheik killed Zelda

Story:Link faces Ganon. Ganon is about to take Link down. "But..."says Link. Zelda...