Cut your hair when it starts getting long or you’ll eventually have trouble wearing the hats that you enjoy.

Try putting your shoes on before you go to work in the morning. The ground is cold and sometimes there are sharp things on the sidewalk. Try taking the car if it has gas in it.

If you don’t like the song that’s playing on your stereo, you can put a different one on. This goes for television too, but with pictures.

When you get a check from the place you work, you can cash it to buy groceries, soda, and more of the pencils I mentioned earlier.

If you have a car, use some of the money you got from your check to buy gas, too.

Consider using a desk.

If you hear a weird scraping noise when you’re writing something down, make sure that your pencil is still sharpened.

Once you’ve sharpened your pencil, give yourself a reminder about the scraping noise.

If you forget to wear shoes to work and accidentally get a rusty nail in your foot, you should probably take it out eventually.

If you’ve bought pencils and already sharpened them, don’t use them to sign the check you got at work. Pencil marks can be erased fairly easily, then people can steal your money and you wouldn’t be able to buy groceries or soda or gas or more pencils. That’s a hack!

Do you have any good hacks to start off the month? Leave a comment or a trackback!

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