Thursday, November 10, 2011

The Nameless Dread

Well, the gateway to Mediafire seems to be closed temporarily, so I must improvise tonight's entertainment. I thought this timely with the passing of Bil Keane, creator of the widely loathed Family Circus. Though numerous parodies of his maudlin creation existed, often with his blessing, only the now-defunct Nameless Dread was actively suppressed, presumably after touching some dark nerve in Keane's soul. Fortunately I have many of them preserved in my private archive and now I shall pass them along to you, dear ones. Presumably normal transmissions will resume tomorrow.

CAVEAT EMPTOR

It shall be duly noted that all sounds contained within, whether sublime or most horrible, remain solely for the purposes of research and shall not be transmitted onto any other frequency. All responsibility lies, once this narrow threshold is crossed, with you, gentle reader. I shall do my best to assist your journey should things go awry, but be forewarned: This way lies madness.