Going To The Beach

Normal People:The beach is chill place where you can bring a cooler full of ice-cold beers and speakers full of ice-hot jams and spend the day soaking in the cool ocean vibes.

Curmudgeons: Who the hell has the time or the money to spend all their time at the beach? It’s too hot -- and when it’s not too hot, it’s too cold. There’s garbage everywhere, seagulls are feathered rats, and everyone’s judging everyone else’s flab. The beach sucks and Waterworld is the scariest movie ever produced.