Portugal's main man went down without much of a fight—one garbage time goal in four games—but he let his saliva do the talking as his team left the field and the tournament. Video included below.

I suppose we should be grateful that he didn't actually spit on the cameraman, or make angry love to him, but for those who aren't fans of Ronaldo's uh ... theatricality ... this little display will keep them warm for a few months. Did we mention that it's winter in South Africa?