World's largest doomsday shelter to open in Kansas. The term 'doomsday' refers to how it would feel to be trapped underground in Kansas with 5,000 yokels in 1,500 RVs for an indeterminate length of time

I seem to remember purchasing some hobbing equipment I won on a bid from there way back when. It was nothing but 'Arc of the Covenant' warehouse crates and boxes, but I still had an armed escort the entire time by two guys who looked like they'd rather be carrying golf bags and cold beers instead of M-16s and Berettas.

After insurance appraisals... I found that I'd payed less than a penny on the dollar for over $2million worth of never-used, still in cosmoline equipment. Thank you, government tax dollars.

Day One:We all went in and the closed the big doors. The bombs came pretty fast. There were a few near hits that shook us but we're safe.

Day Three:Someone's RVs' engines keep starting up and running. We tell him to not do this but he's adamant that his engine gets a workout. It's a pretty big diesel. Hope it doesn't over tax the scrubbers. We've locked down the ventilation system. We don't want any radioactive air coming in.

DaStompa:ty stick: This is why I bought 5000 one ounce bottles of Jack Daniels and Grey Goose!I'll be trading them for Kansas daughters!

Really, if the apocalypse happens, zombies, anything, the first thing you should secure is distilling equipment and a supply of fresh water.

If you survive a year, you should be able to get anything you want yourself, just be nice, liberal with the amounts of alcohol you give out, and don't teach anyone else what you are doing.

I think the funniest part of any apocalypse plan is the idea that in the absence of any law enforcement, people will be willing to trade for things they want, rather than simply trying to take them by force. Maybe some of the religious types would think God abjured them from stealing, but they'd just as likely come up with a religious justification to murder you, and then take your stuff.

So it sounds like there plan is that you just drive in and then your living arrangements are your RV. Do they have plans to hook those up to electric power or will they all die of Carbon Monoxide poisoning after a few days?

So you're looking at more than $30k for an RV and a family of 4. Meanwhile you could buy 50 acres someplace so far away from anything worth nuking that it might as well be on another planet - and with that much land and probable timber/water resources you'd actually have some chance of surviving, instead of becoming part of an archaeological dig 10,000 years from now that will have future scientists wondering what the hell the purpose was of buying corpses in large metal containers in a concrete reinforced vault.

If the end did come, gridlock and traffic jams would prevent anyone from driving anywhere fast. Look at evacuations prior to a hurricane and the Oklahoma tornado traffic jam when media tell everyone to evacuate.

Better off staying in place and trying to drink to stupidity to numb the coming effects.

ElLoco:I seem to remember purchasing some hobbing equipment I won on a bid from there way back when. It was nothing but 'Arc of the Covenant' warehouse crates and boxes, but I still had an armed escort the entire time by two guys who looked like they'd rather be carrying golf bags and cold beers instead of M-16s and Berettas.

After insurance appraisals... I found that I'd payed less than a penny on the dollar for over $2million worth of never-used, still in cosmoline equipment. Thank you, government tax dollars.

Harry Freakstorm:Day One:We all went in and the closed the big doors. The bombs came pretty fast. There were a few near hits that shook us but we're safe.

Day Three:Someone's RVs' engines keep starting up and running. We tell him to not do this but he's adamant that his engine gets a workout. It's a pretty big diesel. Hope it doesn't over tax the scrubbers. We've locked down the ventilation system. We don't want any radioactive air coming in.

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Could you imagine? Locked in there with a bunch of Tea Party Patriots...

" Ain't no communist going to tell me I can't run my engine in this vault. I have a sacred right as a free man to run my engine so that I can watch reruns of 24 on my RV's big screen. Engine exhaust fouling the clean air sounds like some kind of climate warming bullshiat."

Fizpez:Meanwhile you could buy 50 acres someplace so far away from anything worth nuking that it might as well be on another planet - and with that much land and probable timber/water resources you'd actually have some chance of surviving, instead of becoming part of an archaeological dig 10,000 years from now that will have future scientists wondering what the hell the purpose was of buying corpses in large metal containers in a concrete reinforced vault.

Been awhile since I thought about buying a "bug-out" location, but there really is nowhere that would not be affected by a full nuclear attack. If you are not in the direct nuclear blast i.e. within 100 miles of a major city or military base, the fallout will still pass over almost the entire united states poisoning almost every living thing.