so when u work Carnegie Hall........it's important to walk out on stage,...........then u have jokes that u tell the audience.......if they laugh at the jokes............then you know the jokes r doing well with the audience........i wear shoes...because there could be like a sharp object on the floor or the stage is cold , that is why it is important to wear shoes

i think i have the right to give my kids cancer......

i didn't realize it was that many times ......lol.........i remember about half of them.

my all time favorite was the "lazy berry, fred rerun berry, blackberry " during Robin's news