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Yes, this is an actual crackfic that I wrote.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/323022/maud-pie-reacts-to-teen-titans-go
Believe it or not, there is also a sequel that's twice as long, so enjoy.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/417564/maud-pie-reacts-to-teen-titans-go-to-the-movies

Heya folks! For anyone interested, I've decided to do a few themed readings - and the theme this time is humans! Humans in Equestria! Humans outside of Equestria! Humans who can't bake! Humans with a snek!
So, to kick us off, this Wednesday I'll be reading a couple of short, silly stories in the Poniverse Discord - first, Adventure Awaits {And Keeps Waiting} by Bok, followed by Every Rose Has Its Thorns... And A Shovel Or Two by Little Big Pony.
See you all there! Or, hopefully, some of you there at https://discordapp.com/invite/poniverse {in the Library Lounge channel}. And if there's anything you'd like me {or any of the other readers, for that matter} to read, swing by the Golden Oaks Library section of the forums.
Cheers!
Quinch

Here's another story that I did because the idea cracked me up. If you're a Derpy fan, I'm sure you'll enjoy it!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/428775/derpy-the-temporary-twin
The twins Cloudchaser and Flitter love foalsitting Rumble together. After all, two mares are better than one. But one day, Flitter comes down with the horsey hives and has to spend the day at Ponyville Hospital. Therefore, Cloudchaser decides to find somepony else to foalsit with her. Derpy turns out to be the only pegasus mare available for the job. How many things could go wrong? A lot, as it turns out.

This is a completely random one-shot that I did because the idea amused me. Enjoy!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/428052/wrath-of-the-giant-apple
It's been a while, but Applejack has finally managed to grow another giant blue ribbon apple for the produce competition at this year's Appleoosa State Fair. The problem is, it's sitting atop the highest hill in Sweet Apple Acres, and a rainstorm has weakened the soil beneath it. Sure enough, the apple slides off its perch and starts rolling. Will Applejack be able to stop the giant apple before it flattens all of Ponyville? Let's find out!

Hello. I have decided to try my hand at fanfiction again. It's been awhile. I thought it would be fun to do a MST3K fic again. Presenting Doctor and Ditzy’s Science Theater! Staring...The Doctor and Ditzy Doo! You can find it here.
Today's story is The Moon's Wrath by Dolphy Blue Drake
Synopsis:
Small Dragons, Big Hearts: Unity is Power: S1E01—In a world where every pony is a dragon, every dragon is a pony, and all genders are reversed, even the most well-known stories of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic can turn out far differently. Join Nightfall Sheen and Wishful Legend—the counterparts to Twilight Sparkle and Spike—to find out just how much of a difference swapping genders and race really makes, even in the story that started it all.
Chapter 32 is done.
Chapter 4 - Chapter 5 - Chapter 6
If you have a fanfic recommendation, comments, or criticisms please leave a comment or PM. Please NO clop or fanfiction with extreme violence. I am not going to do those at all. I doing a more family friendly series and it is going to be relatively clean. Besides everyone else does them. I hope you enjoy it!

This Tuesday, I will perform readings of a couple of BronyWriter's comedies from 8 PM EST to 9 PM EST, including the one-shot "This Day is Going to be Perfect" and the multi-chapter fic "Princess Celestia Gets Mugged." I will be more than happy to take requests as well if anypony has any suggestions.

Edit and this is why you don't set calendar events five minutes from going to work. I'm sorry everyone, I thought I set the event for this Friday
Don't call it a comeback...
After a small delay, what with food poisoning and throat infection, I'm back to read at you, you poor masochistic souls. This week we're continuing the tale of Trixie and Her Amazing Pet Changeling, a tale of the aforementioned two characters teaming up in order to save Equestria against certain doom.
Just kidding, they're just out to make some money.
The compressed story so far:

Edit: I'm sorry, everyone, but it seems like I picked up some sort of throat bug and won't be able to do the reading today. I'll reschedule whenever I don't sound like Darth Vader and HAL's lovechild.
A story about Trixie and an unnamed changeling hooking up as partners in... scam? I started reading on a whim and which seems pretty fun so far. The catch is, I haven't read ahead on it, so I have no idea what will be happening either!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/342710/trixie-and-her-amazing-pet-changeling
A handy-dandy countdown!
The Poniverse Discord, in the Storytime channel
Type in ?rank Listener to join the listeners once you're there - that way you can get pinged by readers when readings are about to start.
See you there!

After a self-inflicted baked bads hiatus, I return to continue the reading of Trixie and her Amazing Pet Changeling, a story about Trixie and an unnamed changeling hooking up as partners in... scam? I started reading on a whim and which seems pretty fun so far. The catch is, I haven't read ahead on it, so I have no idea what will be happening either!
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/342710/trixie-and-her-amazing-pet-changeling
A handy-dandy countdown: https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20180913T020000&amp;p0=1440
The Poniverse Discord:
https://discord.gg/CtywT2J
Type in ?rank Listener to join the listeners once you're there - that way you can get pinged by readers when readings are about to start.
See you there!

Ok this popped into my head on the way home and I just spent an hour writting it out so don't expect greatness. I'm also debating if its worth posting it on FimFiction but I think it may be too short/poorly written. For now I have no real plans to continue this but there are a few vauge ideas of where I could go with a sequel. Anyone please share feedback/criticism/comments.
Even Alicorn's Have Nightmares,
Sometimes waking up isn't enough.
Celestia yawned before flopping into her bed a soft giggle escaping her tired muzzle as she thought about how aghast her subjects would be to see their perfect sovereign acting like this. A giggle that faded off into a soft sigh as she reflected for the 519,383,382th time that it’d be nice if more of them could see both the mare and the ruler rather than just one or the other. Still she had Cadence and hopefully that new filly she’d taken on today could be another. Her smile returned as she considered the chaos that foal had caused in just a few short moments and to think the dragons egg hatching had actually been permanent. She really should do something about that child too, tomorrow though they were taken care of for now and she was tired from undoing all that magic on top of her normal duties. Snuggling up to her pillow and pulling the covers over her she closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.
Celestia dove to the side as an explosion shattered the castle walls behind where she had stood a moment letting in the light of a full moon growling in frustration. ‘Again this nightmare, old friend and bitter foe the only way I can see her even for a moment and yet my greatest mistake.’A nightmare that had been growing more frequent as the years drew closer to the time of her sisters prophesied return. Ah well unlike her sister she had no power to affect the dream only to endure them…
Landing she gazed at the monster her sister had become her beautiful blue coat replaced with a black as dark as night, fangs glimmering in the pale moonlight as slitted eyes glared back no trace of the loving sister she knew. “Luna I will not fight you, you must lower the moon it is your duty.” ‘why, why had she appealed to duty rather than love?’
“Luna? I am Nightmare Moon!”
‘oh that cold voice so confused at being called by her name only to throw it back in her muzzle.’
“I have but one royal duty now, to destroy YOU!” ‘and the attack, she could have fought, could have tried to tire her out but no, fool that she was instead....” Flying through the shattered ceiling her body raced for the elements of harmony.
‘what was I thinking back then, was I thinking or merely reacting? I don’t even know any more.’
“And where do you think your going?” Dodging and weaving Celestia flew around the castle her sisters attacks shattering stone until “Ahhhhhh.” the pain of being struck and falling to earth that laughter ringing in her ears.
‘Was that when I decided to use them, her joy at my pain? Was it really to save our subjects or just to lash back at her?’
Dragging herself to her hooves Celestia gazed up the sky “Oh dear sister I am sorry but you have given me no choice.” ‘no, no there is a choice, we, I can find a better way don’t do it, DON’T!’ “But to use these.” Her cursed magic activating the mechanism and gathering the elements of harmony sending them into a defensive spin as she rose to confront her sister. Tears poured from eyes as they had so long ago the elements of harmony channelling her magic overwhelming the attack of her sister, worst of all though they weren’t her tears. She felt them but they were just a dream no matter how much she wished she could truly weep at Luna’s despairing cry. Her beautiful face appearing on the moon as the spell took effect ‘why did I do it when I knew it was wrong even then?’
A sigh, one moment as the dream shifted and then the next cause of her guilt ‘my school, strange such benefit from such a selfish cause.’ she wandered amongst her students paying little attention to the words coming from her mouth as she advised them. ‘even now they believe it to be something I did for Equestria to teach and guide the brightest and most powerful of my little ponies.’ A sad smile as she paused next to an orange pony with a red and yellow mane ‘did I fail you because I didn’t see you as student but a daughter?’ her body moving on to the next pony raising a hoof to prevent her adding too much nightshade to her potion ‘could I have prevented what happened if you’d know the real reason I started this school was to pretend for a time I have that which I can’t?’
and then again the shifting to the last phase of her nightmare ‘the dead world no tree’s, no ponies, no light. For so long I thought it was you that brought us to this dear sister you and your world with no sun.’ her gaze rose to look on a black sky. ‘its not though, instead this is my own fear after so long alone. I love my little ponies but they are so quickly gone, one moment a foal stumbling over their own hooves the next an old mare breathing their last and I go on without them, without you until I have no...’
Her eyes widened as the dream shifted again ‘what is this there is no more, the dreams end under a black sky. WHERE ARE THEY PUTTING THEIR HOOVES?!” She struggled to turn to look at the pony that was running their hooves along her mane but again she could not though she could tell it was a Stallion his breath sending shivers down her spine ‘what madness is this?’
“You know Celestia we really should have chosen a better location for our first date than the castle itself it makes it so hard for me to take you to a place special to us when its the place you work.”
‘first date, what first date I have no stallion, sir unhand my ohhhhh…’ she slumped into a puddle of melted mare as his hooves moved from her mane to the base of her wings pressing and massaging them with a skill she’d only encountered on her briefly stolen visits to a spa every few decades ‘ok I’ll make an exception for now.’
“Really darling I wish you’d let the others take some of the stress off your shoulders you don’t have to handle everything yourself any more.”
‘others, what others Cadence is still...oh ok BETTER than the spa!’ her thought’s dissolved for a moment before coming back to a surge of pain ‘ow what,’
“Now your highness push.”
‘push? Push what? OWWW’ her ears flattened against her head as she realised where the pain was coming from ‘why on Equestria would I be dreaming of giving birth? For that matter is that even what this feels, OW’ Celestia thought’s trailed off as she pushed against the weight inside of her, something that seemed impossible to move until in a sudden spike of pain…
She jerked upright her eyes flashing around the room her panicked breathing slowing somewhat ‘ok that was different, must have been a result of that dragon birth yesterday.’ Celestia took a moment to check on how long till she had to raise the sun ‘ok still an hour away goo...’ she froze as something under the covers rubbed against her wing “I swear if the royal rat remover has let another one in here.” she grumbled pulling her wing back and tossing the sheets off preparing to levitate the offending rodent back out into the gardens where it belonged only for her eyes to widen and ears flatten against her head she stared at the impossible creature currently shifting in protest at the removal of her wing “No, this, isn’t possible.” she murmured.
A few minutes later she shook herself slightly ‘ok lets review item 1 I am Celestia alicorn princess of Equestria.’ Lighting up her horn she took a moment to examine herself ‘ok yes white fur, golden glow, wings, magic, connection to a raging ball of death known as the sun check.’ Swallowing she moved on ‘item 2 I am currently in the royal bed chambers that are guarded by 2 soldiers at all times.’ her gaze roamed around the room resolutely avoiding the creature that was beside her ‘mirror, bed, door, royal bath chambers or rather the door to them check’ Alright time to deal with the elephant in the room ‘item 3 there is currently an Alicorn foal trying to snuggle up to me.’ Reluctantly she lowered her gaze to the foal in question ‘wings, horn, not more than a year old, pink fur… wait, PINK fur!’
Growling she got out of the bed and stormed out of her chambers pausing only to tell a startled guard “You are not to allow any pony to leave that room but don’t hurt them.” Stormping down the hallway to a nearby doorway she marched in flicking the light switch while snapping at the pony currently coming awake in response to the sudden intrusion “Cadence dear while I understand you like that Shining Armour Stallion introducing me to your daughter by having her crawl into bed with me is not how I want to be told I’ve not been spending enough time with you!”

Intro: Just so you know, even though this fanfiction focuses a bit on interactions between Vinyl and Octavia, I'm not shipping them. I don't have anything against people who do ship them, I'm just not much of a shipper, so if you want romance, you might want to look someplace else. With that out of the way, here's the rest of the intro: I was inspired to write this because I love cats but I've seen lots of stereotypes about them and I want to write about someone realizing the stereotypes are not true.
Here's the story:
One morning, Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody were sitting on their front steps, bored. Because they were bored, they were just saying whatever came into their minds in hopes of starting a conversation, when Octavia said, "I'd like a cat."
"A cat?!" said Vinyl, "Cats think they're better than us. We don't want a pet that acts all superior!"
"Cats don't think they're better than us," said Octavia.
"What about Opalescence?" said Vinyl.
"Opalescence doesn't think she's better than us, she's just a bit grumpy," said Octavia, "Just like how that griffon Gilda is grumpy, but she's not arrogant. And besides, Opal is Rarity's cat so she's probably all fancy-pants because her owner is."
They forgot about cats, until one day, they were visiting Fluttershy.
"Do you want to adopt a pet?" asked Fluttershy.
"Well, I was thinking about getting a cat," said Octavia.
"Really?" said Fluttershy.
"That was just a thought Octy had when we didn't have anything better to do," said Vinyl.
"Well, if you mares do want a cat, there's always this one. He's a tomcat. Here, kitty kitty!"
Out walked a white cat with large eyes and a blue bow on his head.
"Hi there, kitty," said Octavia in a baby voice.
"Isn't he the one who tore up your curtains and hissed at Rainbow Dash during the cutie mark incident?" said Vinyl dubiously.
"Oh, that was just because he was hungry," said Fluttershy, "If you feed him cat food at eight o'clock a.m and six o'clock p.m., he's as sweet as an angel!"
"Why would I want a pet who only likes me because of food?!" said Vinyl.
"He doesn't like us only because of food," said Octavia, "He just gets grumpy when he's hungry."
By then, the cat had begun to rub up against Octavia and purr.
"See?" said Octavia, "I didn't feed him and he still loves me. Don't you, schmookie-woo?!"
"Don't tell me that's what you want to call him," said Vinyl.
Octavia chuckled. "No, I'm going to call him Jeffrey."
"So you're keeping him?" said Fluttershy.
"Yes!" said Octavia before Vinyl could say anything else.
When they got home, Jeffrey was asleep on Vinyl's sofa.
"He'll get cat fur all over it!" said Vinyl.
"But I can always dust it off," said Octavia.
Vinyl hadn't interacted with Jeffrey until bedtime, but then, he jumped up onto her bed and purred.
"You're not so bad after all," thought Vinyl.

This is just a short story that I wrote on a whim
One day, Sunny Flare was at her locker organizing a stack of books. She was almost done when someone bumped into her and nearly knocked her off balance.
She turned around to see Neon Lights, sporting his trademark solid black shades. "Seriously, Neon!" she snapped. "Watch where you're going!"
"What?!" Neon shouted. "Who's there? Who turned out the lights? I must be hearing those voices again!"
Sunny sighed. "Take off those shades! You've been blind ever since you put those goddamn stupid things on!"
She was right. Ever since he bought his shades, Neon had believed himself to be visually impaired, and had no idea what was going on around him. But he refused to take them off no matter what. "Nah, shade-free ain't my style! My shades are a fashion statement. You ought to know that."
"I know what a fashion statement is, and those shades aren't one!" Sunny snapped. "And you're not actually blind! Just take them off already!"
"Sorry, no can do." Neon replied. "And don't blame my blindness on my cool shades. That's offensive."
Sunny Flare rolled her eyes. There was just no way to argue with him. "Fine." she said as she walked away. "Enjoy your self-inflicted visual impairment."

Link to the story itself
A Discorded Queen Chrysalis snuggles everything she can in Ponyville, while Twilight is powerless to stop her or figure out why this is even happening in the first place.
A collab with Tom117z.
The Cover Art was Provided by the amazing AureliaCharmCutiees
>>Link to the story itself<<

Hello. I decided to write this little fanfic because of the episode "Applebuck Season". In it, Applejack is staying up all night bucking apples so she is sleepy and mishears ingredients, which leads to some muffins being made that give some background ponies food poisoning. They're all fine now, but I imagined what if after getting better, Lyra becomes afraid to eat muffins again because she's worried she'll get food poisoning again? Then, I came up with this. It's mostly dialogue, and very short, but it's my first attempt at MLP fanfic.
One morning, Lyra was prancing down the streets of Ponyville. She thought she'd stop for breakfast at Sugarcube Corner. When she got there, Bon Bon was sitting at a table, eating a muffin.
"Hey, Lyra!" said Bon Bob, "want some of my muffin?".
"Umm...no thanks," said Lyra, backing away hesitantly.
"What?!" said Bon Bon, "that's not like you, Lyra! Normally, you barely leave any for me!"
Lyra giggled. She was used to teasing like this from her best friend. "Well, the thing is, I'm scared," she said.
"Scared?! Why in Equestria would you be scared of muffins?!" said Bon Bon.
"Well, remember a few days ago when we ate those muffins and got sick? Pinkie Pie herself said that they weren't baked goods, but rather baked bads. I don't want to get sick again!".
"Ly, it was a fluke!" said Bon Bon, "Pinkie said that she will always check the ingredients before making the muffins, and besides, they tasted terrible. We would've spat them out but we were afraid of being rude. But I say that if you don't like it, just spit it out."
Just then, Pinkie Pie bounded over. "What's going on, you two wacky mares?" she said.
"It's Lyra," said Bon Bon, "she's worried that the Baked Bads incident will happen again so she doesn't want to eat a muffin."
"Don't worry, Lyra," said Pinkie Pie, "I now have a policy against having ponies who are sleepy help make the cakes, I check to see what they put and discard any muffins with yucky ingredients."
She said this all in one breath, lay her head on her front hooves at the word "sleepy", and made a silly disgusted face at the word, "yucky".
By this time, Bon Bon had finished her muffin, so Pinkie Pie ran out and got Lyra another muffin.
She set down the muffin and said, as though Lyra was a stubborn foal, "Come on, Lyra-Wyra, just one bite!"
Lyra leaned over the muffin and drooled, but she still looked hesitant.
Then, Pinkie Pie burst into song, singing very quickly to the tune of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:
"Lyra should eat the muffin.
'Cause it's very nice and sweet.
She's always liked my muffins.
And I'll make sure they're good to eat.
Bon Bon ate hers and she's fine.
Lyra will like hers, I bet.
And if she eats the muffin,
She'll be very happy yet!"
With each lyric, Lyra's eyes and mouth opened wider and wider and she leaned in closer to the muffin, eventually taking one little bite.
It tasted so good that she instantly forgot about being scared and scarfed down the whole thing.
"Atta filly, Lyra," said Bon Bon.
Lyra gave a satisfied smile and hoof-bumped Bon Bon, the two went on their merry way, and Lyra was never afraid to eat a muffin again.

CHAPTER 1: The Gaming War Begins!
Yeah, pretty much a little scenario if my OC and Button Mash were in a little competition too see who would win the most out of the games, and even though it'll be a system made by Nintendo in a pony world, what sense will it make, right? Let's start.
Wii Console & Wii Party (c) Nintendo
Starburst Rainbow (c) Me
Button Mash (c) Hasbro
One fine Saturday morning in Ponyville Starburst Rainbow, or Star for short just got his hooves on the new trending gaming system of the Nintendo Wii along with a Copy of a video-game called Wii Party, and he said too himself as he passed by the arcade seeing Button Mash inside with a crowd of ponies watching him. It seems like he was about too break a Highscore made by someone who had some gaming experience. This put a slight smirk on Star's face as he wanted too try and make it so he doesn't set the high score. He entered through the arcade with the Wii console still in his bag as he whistles innocently, but no one seems to pay attention. He goes around the back too the outlet of the game Button is playing, and waits patiently. At least 10 - 15 minutes later Star looks back too see that Button is close too beating said highscore. He played it cool then "acted" like he was about too trip over, and "accidentally" unplugged the game from the outlet causing the screen to go pitch black with a gasp from the crowd of ponies, and Button just left speechless and in shock. "Oh dear... clumsy me. I should be more careful where I walk, I'm so sorry Button... all that hard work... put too waste..." Star approached him trying too act all sad and apologetic around him as the crowd of ponies moved away from the two slowly but quickly. Button sighed, and turned the chair over looking at Star slowly shedding tears down his eyes "How could you? I was this close from beating the highscore, and your clumsiness made me miss it! You better have a way of making it up too me." He said as Star nodded handing him a handkerchief "I do, I just got this amazing new game console and was wondering if you would wanna test out this bad boy with me. It might not have any highscores on the games that it has, but it's all about the fun, right?" Button apparently stopped crying, then smiled and nodded looking back up at Star. "Yeah, I guess your right, besides I pretty much made all the high-scored in this arcade, and this was the last game I was gonna try and beat my old highscore on" he then shrugged "Oh well, there's always next time. Let's head on over to your place and see what that console of yours can do" he said as he hopped down from the chair and walking beside Star as Star nodded with a smile "Trust me, this will be WAY better than some silly old arcade game, that's for sure. ow!" he aid as Button gave him a light tap on his side with his hoof. "We'll see, we'll see"
Next time on Star & Button's Gaming Adventure:
Star vs. Button - Wii Party Round 1!

I know, its been done before but what I want to go with is something entirely different as to how this all started. What I was thinking was that they could have been arguing, to which Discord says that a day in his shoes would be too difficult, as twilight says the same thing. Discord makes light of her status saying how easy it would be to live her life, a simple pony with no real duties to perform. To that she gets frustrated with him about treading so lightly on it, which leads to the body switch, they cannot be changed back until they have complete understanding of each other. This takes place during discord's reform, which he wasn't very cooperative.
If you got anything i could add to it, I'd be grateful.

This was a bit of a while ago, back in July, but I was at Supercon in Raleigh, NC cause my friend wanted to meet up there. So I'm in the "basement" area where all the merchandise vendors are and I run across the celebrity autograph section. Most of them are empty but I saw the header "Tara Strong" and a crowd behind it and I'm like "no way" and try to find the line. I end up in the line for the guy who voices Steven Universe behind this massive crowd of fan girls until a con staff member asks me what line I'm looking for. So the line for Tara Strong is considerably smaller and I find out that I'm the only brony in a line full of parents with their kids. So I'm a bit embarrassed but I shuffle through the line and it turns out there's a separate line for people with VIP passes. So this one guy with a VIP pass starts coming up and shouting "Bubblelicious!" and telling Tara Strong that she is his childhood hero and I'm just standing there cringing. And then I find out that autographs are $30 bucks a pop (at Animazement I got a free voice actor autograph) and I'm a little miffed. But I shell out the 30 bucks (for another 20 I could've gotten my pic taken with her but I passed). So I get an autographed pic of Twilight Sparkle (her handwriting reads "Tara Sty" almost) and I'm pretty chill. To be fair, Tara Strong is a real good sport with the little kids, making them feel special. Also, she's a real sport about dealing with creepers, etc. (sorry but there are some toxic elements to the fandom). Anyways, rant over, here's a video with the proof showing of my MLP collection.

This is my return to fic writing. First chapter is a little short until I get into a rhythm and get to flesh out the material a bit more. This fic is about Applejack taking business classes to help improve the farm. It's gonna be an educational comedy. So here's Chapter 1, hope you enjoy!
Chapter 1: It’s Business, It’s Business Time
It was a blustery winter day at Sweet Apple Acres with the wind howling through the bare apple trees. In the kitchen sat Granny Smith and Applejack. A collection of Sweet Apple Acres’ sales reports were spread out on the table before them. Granny Smith rubbed her chin quizzically while glancing over a scroll entitled “Zap Apple Jam Sales and Revenues.” Applejack was pacing the kitchen floor awaiting Granny Smith’s analysis. Applejack was not one for numbers and annually relinquished the duties of reviewing the fancy mathematics to Granny Smith. After taking a sip of apple cinnamon tea, Granny Smith was ready to provide her business commentary.
“Well dearie, I don’t know how to put this but we’re flank deep in the latrine! Our sales weren’t too hot this year I’m afraid.”
“What do you reckon was the problem, Granny?” asked Applejack with concern in her voice.
Granny Smith put the scroll down on the table and turned to Applejack. “If I were a bettin’ mare, which I was back in the day mind you...”
Applejack rolled her eyes, “Yes, yes, we all know about your glory days when you…
“Bankrupted Las Pegasus in a single night with only five bits and an unhealthy love for pegasus racing,” said Granny Smith and Applejack simultaneously. Granny Smith continued, “That’s right! And it would’ve been two nights of winnin’ too if the mayor of Las Pegasus didn’t have me kicked out! No respect for high rollers I tells ya!”
“Get to the point, Granny!” Applejack barked.
Granny Smith settled back down. “If I were a bettin’ mare, I’d reckon to say that we failed to promote the farm. We gotta advertise! Ponies these days ain’t satisfied with just a good apple cider or a good jar of jam, they want some personality! Some moxie!”
Applejack looked upward in thought, “Well how do we go about doin’ that?”
“I don’t know, that’s above my pay grade hehehe.”
Applejack became confused. “Your what?”
“Ahh forget it sugarcube, it’s a business joke.” At that moment, Granny Smith’s face lit up as if she reached a great epiphany. “Business! You can take some business courses down at city hall to help the farm!”
Applejack immediately showed her disapproval. “Me? Takin’ business classes? I don’t know the first thing about business except that we make food and such for the citizens and they give us bits for it!”
Granny Smith walked over to Applejack and gave her a pat on the back. “I know you can do it! Besides, I’m too old, Big Macintosh is the muscle, and Apple Bloom isn’t even graduated from elementary yet. If you put your nose to the grindstone, you can become the next Donald Grump!”
“Donald who?” asked Applejack.
“Donald Grump, the billionaire donkey. He’s a real mule and his hairdo don’t look too right, but he’s got bits flowin’ out the wazoo!”
“Sounds like he should see a doctor…”
“I know you can do it Applejack, I believe in ya’!” said Granny Smith with a confident smile.
Applejack paused to think about Granny’s idea. She wondered if she could really take classes and learn enough concepts to improve the farm. In her wonderment, Applejack also pictured a mile long line of hungry ponies in front of Sweet Apple Acres, happily depositing their bits in exchange for delicious apple goods. Her mind wandered towards a fantastical setting where she was swimming in a pool of bits, Granny Smith hitting a jackpot on a slot machine with bits flowing out the chute and Big Macintosh and Apple Bloom making snow angels in a giant bit pile. A smile slowly formed from Applejack’s mouth.
“Alright Granny, I’ll do it! I’ll do my best and use my learnin’ to improve Sweet Apple Acres!”
“That’s my girl!”
Granny Smith and Applejack shared a warm embrace before Applejack trotted out of the room to plan out her next steps. Applejack decided that she would head to city hall in the morning and sign up for classes. She didn’t know what to expect and would build up some anxiety when she pondered deeper. The anxiety would subside however when she reverted back to her previous fantasy of her family playing in the piles of bits they would make thanks to her expanded business knowledge. Applejack went to bed, enthusiastic for the day ahead and for the start of her journey as a new businessmare.

Welcome Bronys,
here i will peresent you my own reviews and content for My little Pony.
Today I've my first englisch video ever.
The thirteen Plots for season six.
Suggested Plotpoints, who are interesting from my point of view.
So far, enjoy the show.
https://youtu.be/MXBuqTN3v-g
I have do another Video so far.
I hopy you enjoy my Thirteen stupid reasons:
Why your channel have no more subscribers.
https://youtu.be/6MOAwCJ60Ag

(This based off a ongoing series that me and a few friends do on Fimfiction )
We open in a alternate Equestria. As Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are giving a spech to a clsss of filles and colts.
"Welcome to Canterlot children we're so happy to be leading this tour." Celestia gave a bright smile As Luna nodded warmly
"Indeed we have much to tell you about our land and it's rich history "
"Hm hm as do we...." familiar voices echoed and bounced across the vibrant castle walls.
"Isfet... " Both princesses sighed
"Bingo!" The crazed gods poofed into the room in a odd explosion of shadow colored smoke and living confetti
Luna sighed heavily
"What is it you want?" she wiped the living party favors from her mane in pain.
"Well we just noticed you were giving these wonderful little foals a history lesson and we figured we'd give our amazing imput on the subject."
Celestia hesitated she didn't wish to offend the semi reformed villains they'd been friends for quite a while but she knew mixing immortal monsters with small children was a terrible idea.
"With all due respect Isfet. I'm not sure the foals should he around beings with such a. Checkered past ."
Isfet in their usual mocking way covered themselves in checker spot
"Whatever do you mean?"
"Conquering Equestria under thousands of years of eternal chaos, enslaving the Crystal Empire, the Alicorn Amulet. Weirdmaggedon, the Wonderbolts academy incident, aiding the Lion Tyrant Scar, cutting up,a child's parents was into chili and feeding it to him." Luna made a blunt list of just some of their many crimes.
"Humph come on that's all in the past we've moved past such things." They poofed a flashing over the top rainbow colored sign that read "good guys " in annoyingly bright letters
"You may not be full blown villains anymore but you're not exactly. Good "
"Oh just shut up and give us the space to talk.
Tell me what you think of isfet's personality so far and I'll continue