Why does crunchyroll.com only offer the painfully wooden official translations for Naruto subs? Do they know how much more business they would have if they gave everyone a convenient, completely legal way to stream Naruto and Shippuden with all our favorite fan-made subtitles like [removed by mod]?

I would pay premium ten times over if I could just get those lovingly made translations with the funny little blips at the beginning like: "There will be Pein" or "Did you faint Neji? No I was just scanning the ground with my face."

I want to support the official release so bad, I love Naruto and I think it's a truly great story that deserves the money, but it's hard when the only official providers have such lifeless translations for the subtitles. Who the HFIL's with me?