After years of scouring the internet and the skies in search of proof, and after years of denying their existence, this Gawker shill is finally ready to come clean and produce all of the evidence that proves, once and for all, that chemtrails exist.

The chemtrail conspiracy theory, if you don't know, states that the long trails of condensed water vapor (called "contrails") that follow behind high-flying aircraft are really chemicals being sprayed by the government to make us sick and control the weather.

Since belief in the conspiracy is growing in both online circles and even local governments, here's a handy list of all the scientific proof that confirms chemtrails exist: