Chop your way through security-guard-bears, flesh-eating-mullets and pigeon-laser-farts. It was just another afternoon in the Nunchuck-household when suddenly Mr.Teddington, Charlie's life-comrade and teddy bear, gets taken away from him! Fueled by love, sorrow and guilt Charlie embarks on a journey down the Wishingwell of Forbidden Wishes, battling his way through egg-hatched-security-guard-bears, flesh-eating-mullets and pigeon-laser-farts. A journey to test the toughest man's strength and intelligence. A journey that will uncover what might be best unknown.