Love it or hate it, the most recent Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was a huge hit and, next summer, the sequel is coming. It’s called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows and the first trailer is here.

It's not enough to say that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot is kind of a lousy movie. You want to be able to draw some kind of lesson from its crapness, or at least pick through the debris for some hint of what it could have been. To that end, here are all the ways that TMNT 2014 fails.

Which Sailor Moon character does Megan Fox seem like a good fit for, you think? Sailor Mars, maybe? Fox kind of looks like her, no? Oh god, what Megan Fox dyed her hair blonde—she could even play Usagi/Serena herself!

I thought I'd gone pretty deep into the Guild Wars 2 character creation tools during my time playing the beta. That was until Sven AKA Lumin showed me the stars hiding behind the customization sliders.

You'll be a sentient robot that can transform into a vehicle, and she'll play one of Hollywood's hottest young actresses despite that weird thumb. Megan Fox takes on all comers this weekend on Xbox Live.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen co-star Megan Fox isn't just about playing Guitar Hero. In an interview with What They Play, Megan talks girl games, the Super Nintendo, and potentially kicking your ass.