Sunset Thomas Signs Endorsement Deal

LAS VEGAS, NV — “Las Vegas keeps you up all night long and so do my Las Vegas Showtime tablets” announced adult film siren Sunset Thomas, speaking of her newest venture — a male sex enhancement pill called Las Vegas Showtime.

“We’ve created a very hip website and are utilizing my hometown, Las Vegas,” Thomas explains. “We have a great affiliate program, which, in fact, allows for people and companies to make money and ultimately win a date — a flight to Vegas, a hotel room (with me included), dinner and, well, let’s just say a real Vegas experience!”

“Las Vegas Showtime is an all-natural male sex enhancement tablet that really works. And our site allows me to interact with my fans via camera and text,” she continues. “It used to be that people took these type tablets as a ‘cure’ for dysfunction, but let’s be honest, there’s nothing wrong with putting a little fuel into the engine to ensure a wonderful romp!”