"I like the really big dicks...the ones that have a head about the size

of a plum or an apricot. so big that when you give the person a
blowjob, you can't get very much of it in your mouth - all you can do
is lick at the throbbing purplish head like a dog lapping an ice cream
cone - a big meaty sweaty ice cream cone. yummy. of course you have to
exercise care when putting such an object in your ass. but that's why
they make KY jelly".

For the "benefit" of newer readers here who may not understand some of
what is happening here...
...(and I apologize for this in advance)...

....another classic:

"I have a special announcement to make to all of the individuals who
read sci.med.lyme.

I would like to formally and genuinely apologize to rednecks,
drittemann, Chuck P Adams, and all of the other troll identities for
the abusive and hateful nature of some of my comments.

Furthermore, I would like to apologize for the impersonations I have
done of Chuck P Adams and drittemann in particular. I recognize that
this was immature and insensitive behavior.

Several of the trolls have commented on my sexual identity. They have
made incisive and deeply empathic observations which have caused me to
re-assess many facets of my life - and upon self-reflection, I have
experienced an epiphany.

I am gay.

I am ragingly gay.

I have often wondered why I was so obsessed with neatness, cooking,
interior decorating, shopping, and wearing tight-fitting, colorful
clothing. Designer socks, no less.

The overuse of the word "faggot" - which several have noted - an
intense, self-loathing reaction to my almost pathological attraction to

I wore pink panties to my senior prom. I had a 350 lb. date that night,

and it was the best date I've ever had! We talked about linda rondstadt

and john travolta and cutting edge fashion while sipping punch and
listening to new kids on the block. I liked Marky. He was SO cute.

So anyway I just wanted to thank all of the trolls for their caring
guidance, and their reassurances that society would well tolerate my
newly liberated lifestyle. It's OK for me to sing along to musicals.
It's OK to listen to the Cats soundtrack and Olivia Newton John. It's
OK to fantasize about Elton John and his hairy chest. It's OK to linger

for long periods in gym locker rooms. It's OK to be gay. It's OK to be
me. Finally I am free".

of
what is happening here...
...(and I apologize for this in advance)...

...another classic:

"...and yeah, I occasionally masturbate. so what? do you deny that you
masturbate? even in the past when I had girlfriends I frequently
masturbated. in fact, one of the activities I most enjoyed was jerking
off while my girlfriend masturbated herself. you should try it sometime

For the "benefit" of newer readers here who may not understand some
of
what is happening here...
...(and I apologize for this in advance)...

...another classic:

"...and the fact is, the female genitals are prone
to invasion by fecal bacteria and other nasty critters including
yeast..they also bleed rather profusely for a few days out of the
month, requiring pre-menopausal women to wear diaper-like devices {like

you}. ever earned your red wings? what precisely do you disagree with
in my description? that the female genitals have a foul monstrous
baboonish appearance? perhaps you think they are beatiful, and you have

paintings of vaginas on your living room wall {wouldn't surprise me}.

why don't you describe the female genitals from your own patheticly
deferential perspective? instead of criticizing my description and
attempting to frame it as a mysogonistic "attack" on women? describing
women's genitals as ugly or horrible doesn't neccessarily correlate to
an attack on women in general. after all, I myself possess a stinking
anus and a ridiculous-looking set of appendages called a cock and
balls. I pee and ejaculate out of the same orifice. Do you? I don't
know, maybe you've convinced yourself that you pee lemonade and s**t
brownies".

For the "benefit" of newer readers here who may not understand
some
of
what is happening here...
...(and I apologize for this in advance)...

...another classic:

Merlin:

"you know, vaginas really can be quite disgusting. there is hardly any
separation between the vagina and the anus, just a tag of perineum, so
that anytime a person indulges in vagina licking, the a*****le in all of

its stinky smelly glory is dangerously nearby. I have often wondered if

this is a big reason so many vaginas smell like dead animals? the fecal

bacteria crawl into the vulva? there's nothing more wretched than
maniacally lapping away at a woman's private parts and then suddenly
realizing that the weird change in taste is because you've started
lavaging her not quite immaculately clean sphincter with your tongue.

I've also wondered if the subconscious recognition on the part of women

of the innate disgusting nature of the vagina, with all of its
discharges, yeast infections, vaginoses, adjacency to the anus, and its

overall hideous monstrous baboonish appearance, if this recognition is
what drives them to beautify themselves with makeup perfume clothing
and other fineries, as a sort of compensatory mechanism, an apology if
you will, for the nasty ugly rancid rotting flesh-hole between their
legs"?

some
of
what is happening here...
...(and I apologize for this in advance)...

...another classic:

I don't believe you are the same individual who posted earlier...you
are much more tolerable than the rancid festering shitstorm of
goebbelesque lies and propaganda who normally posts. either that, or
you took a mouthful of quaaludes after fucking a big-titted blonde and
you're feeling particularly relaxed and magnanimous. Perhaps you are
enjoying also a fine cigar and a glass of cognac while admiring an
exquisite imported tapestry which you recently purchased for your
living room wall and which conceals behind it a safe in which you keep
your secret collection of pink panties.

some
of
what is happening here...
...(and I apologize for this in advance)...

...another classic:

"In fact, just recently, I have won powerball, written a bestseller,
gained control of several megaton-class ICBMs, engaged in coitus with
dozens of big-titted blonds, also a few redheads and brunettes,
slaughtered 10 million deer, ridden the crest of revolution to become
dictator of the confederated states of North America, discovered the
richest archeological site of all time while leading a dangerous
expedition deep in the ruwenzori mountains of Uganda, saturation-bombed

mecca and medina, won the nobel prize, founded my own ice-cream
company, and invented a stuffed animal for adults called the 'therapy
doll' which was a huge hit and brought me instant acclaim as a
world-famous designer of adult-themed toys".

For the "benefit" of newer readers here who may not understand
some
of
what is happening here...
...(and I apologize for this in advance)...

...another classic...(and here's one that is TRULY obscene):

"the coverup feeds a need for a coverup, because when/if the masses
discover how they have been lied to, and how their children were
intentionally exposed to this dangerous life altering, crippling agent
in order to cover the rears of a bunch of zionist real estate magnates,

they will be very angry at the liars".

(In fact, just search "mossad" or "zionist" in the search engine here,
and you will get the picture).

For the "benefit" of newer readers here who may not understand
some
of
what is happening here...
...(and I apologize for this in advance)...

...another classic...(and here's one that is TRULY obscene):

"the coverup feeds a need for a coverup, because when/if the masses
discover how they have been lied to, and how their children were
intentionally exposed to this dangerous life altering, crippling agent
in order to cover the rears of a bunch of zionist real estate magnates,

they will be very angry at the liars".

(In fact, just search "mossad" or "zionist" in the search engine here,
and you will get the picture).

yes...but of all these possible descriptions...you chose 'apartment'.
most people would say "redecorate his home", a less specific
description. but you chose to get very specific. this indicates to me
that either (a) you know or are joel, and you live in an apartment or
(b) you don't know joel, but you yourself live in an apartment OR you
live in an area in which most people inhabit apartments.

for instance, not many people live in apartments in the bayou of
louisiana. if this were your 'culture' you might say "redecorate his
shack" or "redecorate his plantation" etc. if you lived in western
kansas you might say "redecorate the farm". if you were from zimbabwe
you might say "redecorate his hut".

I'm actually not planning on visiting joel. I've toyed with the idea
but I'm far more likely to send him flowers as a joke. or maybe a
strip-o-gram. a gay strip-o-gram.

yes...but of all these possible descriptions...you chose 'apartment'.
most people would say "redecorate his home", a less specific
description. but you chose to get very specific. this indicates to me
that either

(a) you know or are joel, and you live in an apartment

No. Wrong.

or

Quote:

(b) you don't know joel, but you yourself live in an apartment OR you
live in an area in which most people inhabit apartments.

wow, I must have posted something unsettling, huh? I just managed to
read your post "you can't reason worth a s**t" before you, realizing
that your initial fury at being exposed through my brilliant
reasoning too obviously revealed your emotional distress over your
bungling which disclosed a familiarity with apartments and apartment
dwelling, moved to delete said angry post! This indicates a
considerable level of concern over how you are to respond to my
ingenius reasoning so as to throw me off the trail! And you would only
display such concern if it were in fact true that you either were joel
OR you live in an apartment, or frequent the apartments of others on a
daily basis!

wow, I must have posted something unsettling, huh? I just managed to
read your post "you can't reason worth a s**t" before you, realizing
that your initial fury at being exposed through my brilliant
reasoning too obviously revealed your emotional distress over your
bungling which disclosed a familiarity with apartments and apartment
dwelling, moved to delete said angry post! This indicates a
considerable level of concern over how you are to respond to my
ingenius reasoning so as to throw me off the trail! And you would only
display such concern if it were in fact true that you either were joel
OR you live in an apartment, or frequent the apartments of others on a
daily basis!

On the other hand, maybe you suspected that I was online at the time of

your now-deleted post! and in this case, you might have intentionally
posted the message and then deleted it for the purposes of fooling me
into thinking that you were so concerned about your overemotional
response in the message that you deleted it - which you felt would
indicate to me that my original suspicions regarding apartment dwelling

were well-founded, but in fact this is not the case and in reality you
don't know jack s**t about apartments or the people who may inhabit
them! It was all a bluff! And your dismissive message above is designed

to reinforce my belief that you are now so concerned about the entire
situation that you feel the best way to respond is to issue a
noncommital, neutral message tailored to portray me as an insanely
obsessed moron! But the truth is the entire time you have been engaged
in a blue-59 double bluff the sole purpose of which has been to waste
MY time chasing imagined clues to your identity when in fact earlier in

a different thread you accidentally left important clues which you are
now trying desperately to cover up by sowing what you hope will be a
harvest of deception and misinformation! But it won't work because what

you don't know is I took 12 dramamine, drank a bottle of robotussin,
and smoked 3 banana peels about two hours ago! Game, set, and match
a*****le!