The Toast Bandages Will Cover Up Cuts With Carbs

Get your mind off that boo-boo you just received by dressing your wound with the quirky Toast Bandages. With a warm, buttery piece of toast, protecting your recent injury, any pain will be secondary to the hungry pains currently plaguing your stomach.

Printed to look like a scrumptious piece of buttered breakfast toast, these sterile bandages will have those passing by you craving crunchy carbohydrates smeared with delicious favorite spreads. These food-inspired first-aid accessories can be paired with the Bacon Bandages for a completely nutritious and delicious breakfast meal.