36 Spalding merges DUCKS with STYLE JU,.,"',.,',.,y' ".."'.'"""""",':'",,,'..,.'^. . ","Um",', .",.", ., ,"" ...... . 11/ '*' " ..:.,'..'. ...'::'.:", F'" "-,, '.. .,t} :::::/. \ _ ...::' 'W9'" \ AMBLE all over the town, you won't equal Spalding White Ducks in' style-or value. Made of exceptionally fine material that is tailored and finished in a manner usually unknown to ducks. Pleats in front. Adjust- able tabs at sides $2. 75 . 105 NASSAU STREET 518 FIFTH AVENUE 28 NEW STREET @ 1932. A. G. S. ð BROS. :::: ø light section. The phrenologists, gen- erally thought to have been' -extinct, are arriving in droves, their science slightly altered to fit the changing ii -s-;-- In the old phrenological maps, tb . head is divided up into some forty-eight States named Acquisitiveness, Com- bativeness, Inhabitiveness, Secretive- ness, etc. Amativeness, the phrenolog- ical word for sex, is about the size of Rhode Island on the old maps; in the new ones, it is Texas. ...:;...:;;.. T HE standard tour of Minskyville starts at its northerly point, the Salon des Arts, at Fifty-second Street and Broadway. It was planned to build this gallery of hot art around Stella, the heroine of the P anama- Pacific Exposition, but it was found that Stella had been completely de- stroyed, while on exhibition at the Can- adian National Exposition at Toronto, by the cane of an opinionated critic. A canvas which had been expelled for immorality from the lobby of the Ho- tel Marguery was used instead. An- other chef-d' æuvre of the Salon is the prewar Cleopatra which used to set fire to combustible patrons of Church- ill's restaurant at Forty-ninth Street and Broadway. The first exclamation of the casual visitor to the Salon des Arts is: "What? No Rembrandts?". The time to visit the place is now; the management threatens to buy a lot of Rembrandts as soon as it gets a few dollars ahead. The Salon started with six desperate nudes; it nO T has thirty. It recently made the discovery that it is cheaper to make objectionable mas- terpieces than to buy them. An artist with a smock and beret and everything works on the premises. Piping-hot nudes are turned out while you wait. " The next stop in the Minskyville tour is the recording-phonograph lab- oratory, or Speak-O- Phone, at 15 Î 5 Broadway. This has developed into a secretary-general for the lovelorn and a trial horse for orators and song- writers. The client enters his sound- proof room and makes his record pri- vately. It can be played back imme- diately, but, if it is fraught with heart- throbs, the author quietly puts it in an envelope and mails it. The machine is the last hope of the lover whose let- ters are returned unopened; he still has a chance to soften the hard heart ,. by sending a platter of love. The method is also ideal for administering a canned tongue-lashing. Frequently a man rushes in, wild-eyed and muttering to himself, shouts four minutes of scur- rility into the recording machine, and ? : i::"<< )<o/ MAY 28, 1'32. . $;: t . . . ' , . :, : , : : , i . : . .. , . .... : . , . . ,' , ' , . . . , . . , :f ,. : >. . ' :.. . :t::: w.i : :;:::';:.".." .,>:;: '. , ;: -4 ..,... " ""X' ::::: \\,: . i 4l : I r' .... ? : :.... , @ k= I ; l ':(: \:: J!'Ñ. . u ....."f:,:i .. ...::- ... .: .:.., -=-\lr" .:: :\ .:.:.:.: ûfd ;,,!-;;-;. r .,i ' 1 i : .-.:tfl$. "< '-"'" .;:::..,. .... ,.,.:.:."L w,.,."xww4t .ø < ' . "m_' --::;: ,, ". ' : ..: r ' ,' ..... ^ :t '.,.-"':.'"':,:'::...,<.::z:;;.: ;....;' F " (I f I " or ass 0 32- a FRAME Fittingly Modern O F COURSE you'll have a Com- mencement Portrait. But where to put it? How to frame It? The or- dinary frame is so - weB, stodgy. Isn't the occasion deserving of some- thing more di tincti ve ? Frames of DURA, the non-tarnishahle Silver alloy with all the lustre of Sterling but with none of its costli- ness, are surrounding the portraits of '32's most interesting classmates. ( And June'.r most charmtng hrides.) DURA is a major discovery attuned to the modern vogue - at prices at- tuned to the modern budget. It is wrought into any number of capti- vating gadgets-not only Photo Frames, but also Cigarette Boxes, Coasters, Bottle Stoppers, and a re- sourceful no-end of luxurious neces- sities. See them at the smarter shops and department stores everywhere. Resist them if you can! The Dura Company, Toledo, Ohio. Sales Offices, 347 5th Ave., New York. The Photo Frame ahove is just $2.50. It accommodate.r two portraits-one front, one hack. Others from $1 to $4. Ir' t \% ;'; :, :, :fw'%,:::::, , [Q\", ....,. ,. .::; :t.. :::::: :Øs. .;;. : :it :i!::: ;:':' J": ë/ \\ i . .; :: } : f , .: . ... -:.;::::'-- i....-..........\; \{j::.. .....f. ... :-:;.:: ... or -;....:_. 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