The game begins with your characters meeting on a social media website. They have a certain amount of time to exchange pleasantries- but soon, the world will end, and you must fight to survive as the crust is ripped asunder in a blaze of infernal fire and the seven legions of Helldrake Lucifaax are unleashed on the unwitting masses.You have to stop the #demons.

Name: Trisha BurkawitzHandle/username: xxG1RL_G4M3RxxWhat your character is: a totally rad G1RL G4M3R who totally likes to play games all the time. How your character acts: xD such a nerd lol. she loves to play games like portal 2 and angry birds all day, and has like a million points in temple run. move aside guys, cause this girl is playing "games". loves to go on le reddit le cause shes such a nerd girl.WHERE THEY LIVE: Los Angeles, California

Name: DonteyHandle/username: D3M0N$L4Y4What your character is: A TOTALLY EDGY DEMUN GOD How your character acts: HE FAVORS HAVING BIG WEAPONS AND SAYING "FUCK YOU" WHENEVER AND WHEREVER HE GETS THE CHANCE, he also enjoys fine dining, has sibling issues, and is a chronic alcoholic WHERE THEY LIVE: LIMBO CITY(TOTALLY REEL PALCE Xd), ATLANTA

Name: dave fuschia nantucketHandle/username: PURPLE_BESTWhat your character is: disgruntled caster minionHow your character acts: his favorite color is purple and he has a weird thing for the lorax except hes convinced the lorax is about towers instead of trees, also he likes singingWHERE THEY LIVE: warwick, rhode island

Donte stared at his screen for roughly 12 hours before the thought of self disembowelment came to mind, the idea of removing his lower intestine inch by inch working his way over to his stomach was intoxicating, donte then pulled out one of his favorite weapons

and pulled up his shirt, rubbing the demonic blades against his navel

"it will be such a sweet release from this hell" he murmured as the blade softly and smoothly, like a feather through the wind, carved into his gut. donte didnt release a feral scream as per usual disembowelment, but a soft prolonged sigh of freedom, a single tear dropped from his eye as the blood poured out of his stomach onto the computer in front of him. "I can taste the sweet dew of death"after the incision was nice and DEEP, donte slowly tilted his head down, drool and tears dripping from his face, he reached a shaky hand into his chest cavity and pulled out his liver. the cringing pain and agonizing screams of his tendons did nothing but please donte as he began to remove each vital organ like an ripe apple from a tree. "I wonder if there is life" donte gasped "after hell"and with that a long hissing sigh, like air released from a tire escaped the dying demon slayers mouth as he slumped over into the eternal sleep

"i can't live like this. every day i wake up to the same monotony." he said to no one in particular. "i've never done anything worthwhile with my life"

@PURPLE_BESTi dont feel like it today #lorax

his voice echoed through the room, breaking the silence that permeated the walls of his cheap apartment. soon it faded, leaving only the faulty air conditioner's death rattle as the soundtrack to his mediocrity.

@PURPLE_BESTwhat the fuck am i doing? @TheLorax

silence still. the city outside continues as always. the sound of a passing train almost serves to block out the sound of quiet sobs.

@PURPLE_BESTanyone know a good recipe that uses chicken? #help #cooking

but dave knows they'll never be any more than that. he'll cry, but he'll get over it.

dave opens the drawer in his desk. he knows what's in there, it's the fruit to his tantalus. the thing that he knows he wants but can never have. but now he needs it. and he's ready to go through with it.

he opens the drawer to gaze on the object inside. he rests his fingers against its cold surface.

he knows it's loaded.

@PURPLE_BESTacai berry? #loseweight

dave clicks the trigger ineffectually a couple more times before the spark catches the fuel. a perfect flame emerges from the lighter at last.

he ignites the payload. the potent leaves within begin to smolder damply. he smiles, barely. he places a thumb over the hole in the side to stop the precious smoke from escaping.

@PURPLE_BESThow do they select a new pope?? is it like megaman #pope #lorax

and lowers his face to get at the top of his bong and get a good long toke. something tickles in the back of his dry throat as he tries to hold the smoke in. he starts coughing violently, wracked with burning pain in his lungs. he collapses on the floor and coughs and hacks that way for the better part of a minute, in more pain than he's ever felt before in his life.

Trisa took a moment to examine her room.Around the room, there were [0] Game consoles of any sort.In front of her was her computer, a MacBook Pro with [5] Supposedly Video Game Related Stickers on it. On her desk were [5] plush kittens, [1] Plush "Zelda" with "Triangle Thing", [1] Pink Nintendo DS Lite, and [1] Standard Edition Xbox Controller and Headset used for taking pictures.

On her walls were [1] Portal 2 Poster and [2] Angry Birds posters.

She had a closet where she kept all of her CUTE NERD GIRL outfits.

She pulled out her iPhone, and then got a sudden tingling feeling as if SOMEONE SHE KNEW DIED, but then it passed and she looked up some kinky porn on Deviantart for no discernable reason.

As she was in a strange, furry bdsm fueled stupor, she began to think deeper than normally. What was life really about? Why did she put on this façade only to be ridiculed in the name of trendy fashion? What had she done with her life? Then she saw a picture that was particularly depraved in terms if anthropomorphic sadism, and did some weird shit with the XBox controller.

After she had finished her strange oddyssey with the contol input device, she felt horridly ashamed of herself and jumped off a roof.