I wanna f*** a dog in the as*
(He wants to f*** a dog in the as*)
I wanna f*** a dog
That's right kids
I tried to f*** your mom in the as*
Tried to f*** your dad in the as*
Could only find the dog, and his as*
We wanna f*** a dog in the as*
We wanna f*** a dog in the as*
We wanna f*** a dog
I tried to f*** a f***en pirate in the as*

(Arg me and me
First mate a scervy ker)
Tried to f*** a f***en pirate
But I found the dog
(Arg that was no pirate
It was my own sister)
(It's a Mexican pirate)
We wanna f*** a dog in the as*
We wanna f*** a dog in the as*
Wanna f*** a f***in dog
F*** you---Lyrics submitted by Connor Obrien.