Lola Astanova’s piano posts will tickle your ivories

Lola Astanova, also known as The Piano Slayer, has 339,000 Instagram followers. INSTAGRAM

By CAPTAIN TENACIOUS

Pictures and videos of Lola Astanova, also known as The Piano Slayer, will have you tickling your own ivories if you know what I mean.

I did! Multiple times!

The lovely 32-year-old Uzbekistan-born American is the most beautiful classical pianist I have ever seen. She is far more captivating and voluptuous than Van Cliburn, Peter Nero and Ferrante & Teicher. Heh heh, heh heh.

Her Instagram account and YouTube videos are music to my eyes. I can watch her play Chopin while she wears a short dress and high heels.

Billy Joe Jessup, 66, is a Mississippi good old boy who saw himself as the Southern Richard Meltzer back in 1974 and 1975. Jessup wrote two satiric sports articles for the rock music magazine Zoo World when he was in his early 20s, but ZW rejected his third article, killing his confidence so much that he battled writer's block for more than four decades until his Guy Hut breakthrough in March 2018.

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