Maybe you were the fat kid Or maybe a math wiz that actedOut all his biggest dreams the others laughed atYou'd react through retract and redact your nerd actThe impact was subtle as a GTA carjack Take your licks like a hero, it's a matter of courseStay true to your roots 'cause your strong in the ForceTake the beatings, banter, broken words rip you apartSee us as Ben and Yoda, trust these words we impart Don't sell your soul for less gil than its worthBecause the geek shall inherit the Earth With jubilant mirth, a humorous quirk, that jerks might work as dronesIt's the nerdcore revolution, bitch, attack of the pwns Survival the 1337est, evolution of those more bright Fools fall behind while nerds rise up like Phoenix WrightDon't be perturbed by the riots that we inciteNow all Padawans become Jedi Knights

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Former D&D addicts now curing your ailmentsConstructing your computers, infecting you governmentsThose you stuffed into their lockers are now running your livesInventing all the things that you bought at Best BuyThey hated on Nintendo, now they've all got an XboxAnd everybody's fucking browsing with Mozilla FirefoxI see you're in a Zelda Shirt, that game was a classic Now prepare to get your poser, scenester pop-punk ass kickedNerdcore army on the move, standing tall and we're well equippedBlessings from the pastor of the Perry Bible FellowshipAlliance and the Horde join forces for the raidGot our Military budget from the Penny Arcade Chuck Taylors on our feet, Power Gloves on our hands Light Sabers at the ready, here's our list of demandsNothing short of full submission, on this you must complyOh, and bring back Firefly...

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This is the sound of nerdcore,knockin’ at your door, knockin’ at your doorYou really should invest in a 4-doorinvest in a 4-door, invest in a 4-doorWe gotta take the ring back to Mordorthe ring back to Mordor, the ring back to Mordor

In the year Two-Thousand X, there came two hip-hop gurus Who amassed a mighty army with a call of CthulhuWe're gathered like PAX on opening day With a shout of "Leeroy Jenkins!" as we enter the frayBlood spilt on an octagonal tabletop arenaArchers dressed as Legolas, amazons like XenaRobot Jocks, Tank Police, and space marinesbeat on house dogs long enough and we become wolverinesDoor to door, two by two, like a Jenova's WitnessPlease surrender or we'll render you inert with a quicknessAmbitious and malicious every geek heeds the callThis is Nerdcore America we're taking it allFrom Gamestop, to Gameworks, to Lanwerks we hailYour counter-attack's no Counterstrike, it's an epic failYour kingdom is extinguished like the butt of a cigarette The nerds are on the rise, no one's manning the InternetThis is not a slaughter, you won't go to your gravesNerds are just too lazy, we will need you as slavesThis is the Tenth Crusade, Revenge of the NerdsRevolution X, World War the ThirdRe-enacted in a console game, coming soonOur triumphs to be retold in Call of Duty 22

Gamers, drunk on halo with half-a-mind to shorten your half-lifeFor the Horde? For the win? For the end of this shit we've been inChildren of Rod Serling, prey upon you like SilverhawksWrapped up in storm trooper armor ain't that funny anymoreWill and the word, power of the force compels youClub you like baby seals, this is our NewgroundCheck Wikipedia, conflict is already over, you lostArticle has references and everythingIt's like that speech Kool-Aid man gave, the one about the dreamWere he busts through your wall and totally rapes you at Halowell, we're doing that, but with life, like a LARPBut real like Rock of Love 2. Seriously, you shoved us in lockers like Tetris piecesBut we connected like Voltron, and now we're busting out our swordIt means the battle's soon over, our animation budget has run out

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