Cats are hedonistic self serving evil beasts who are pretty much only useful for eating all your lasagna and occasionally catching a mouse...

One thing they also do is emit a type of hypnotic frequency that makes you think they are totally cute and worth having around.

For lack of a better term, I have dubbed this sinister phenomena the "Cat Wave" effect.

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At 2/14/2011 9:46:41 PM, CosmicAlfonzo wrote:Cats are hedonistic self serving evil beasts who are pretty much only useful for eating all your lasagna and occasionally catching a mouse...

One thing they also do is emit a type of hypnotic frequency that makes you think they are totally cute and worth having around.

For lack of a better term, I have dubbed this sinister phenomena the "Cat Wave" effect.

Don't you realize that you have been washed by the canine waves? It is a radio wave that is omitted by the hairs on a dog that enter your brain and make you believe that cats are evil. One of the final symptoms is the belief in cat waves.

At 2/14/2011 9:50:14 PM, OreEle wrote:Don't you realize that you have been washed by the canine waves? It is a radio wave that is omitted by the hairs on a dog that enter your brain and make you believe that cats are evil. One of the final symptoms is the belief in cat waves.

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You are all being controlled by primate waves which cause you to go insane and fling poop.

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: At 12/6/2011 2:21:41 PM, badger wrote:
: ugly people should beat beautiful people ugly. simple! you'd be killing two birds with the one stone... women like violent men and you're making yourself more attractive, relatively. i met a blonde dude who was prettier than me not so long ago. he's not so pretty now! ha!
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: ...and well, he wasn't really prettier than me. he just had nice hair.

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