ENGLAND by Stuart Semple - 1/4lb pure England

This latest creation by Stuart Semple comprises entirely of English soil.

AVAILABLE WHILST STOCKS LAST!

Nature isn’t making any more England, and with the proliferation of overseas investors, coastal erosion, gentrification, a government on a mission to sell it off - England is an extremely limited stock.

For the first time in history ENGLAND is available to anyone* from anywhere in the world to buy. You no longer have to be a high net worth individual looking for a tax haven to get a piece of the action.

NOTE: the first 500 ENGLAND packages will be hand-signed and numbered by Stuart Semple

IMPORATANT!

By adding ENGLAND to your cart you confirm that you are not Theresa May, you are in no way affiliated to Theresa May and to the best of your knowledge information and belief ENGLAND will not make it’s way into the hands of Theresa May.

*Except Theresa May - because she’s got more than enough England to sell off!