In probably the worst game I've ever watched in my entire life, the Baltimore Ravens lost to Baker Mayfield and the Cleveland Browns IN OVERTIME. The Browns took them to their favorite place, overtime. How come, you ask? Look above. WR Michael Crabtree dropped three passes (off the top of my head, it could honestly be more and I'd believe you) including a game-winner, Lee Evans-style. It's like Breshad Perriman still plays here - did they give Crabtree his old locker or something?

The Ravens' offense never got anything going - third downs were a major problem when Willie Snead wasn't involved. Denzel Ward blocked a kick - when you make Justin Tucker look bad, you're gonna have a bad time.

Could not be happier to hand the Browns their first win on a Sunday in three (THREE) years. Honored.

buzz-worthy:

Buffalo Bills DE Jerry Hughes stated post-game that he was so worried about getting a roughing the passer call on Tennessee Titans QB Marcus Mariota that he let him go while trying to tackle. "If I pick him up and finish him, it’s a 15-yard penalty and they might score on that drive. It’s a tough situation to be in..." SOUNDS LIKE A PROBLEM.

​​After already being injured heading into the game, San Francisco 49ers RB Matt Breida left Sunday's game with an ankle injury. X-rays showed an ankle sprain, which is best-case scenario for a team that is extremely unlucky as far as injuries go.

Carolina Panthers S Eric Reidtook a knee during Sunday's anthem. I hoped he would do this. I hope he continues to do this. That's all I'm gonna say about that.

Pittsburgh Steelers LB TJ Watt barely breathed on Atlanta Falcons QB Matt Ryan and got called for one of (ONE OF) this week's roughing the passer penalties. Older brother JJ Watt shares all of our sentiments. See for yourself.

The Denver Broncos are planning to release P Marquette King when he's healthy, making him a free agent and free to sign anywhere. King is currently on IR and probably talking shit about someone he shouldn't.

Speaking of talking shit: After talking a whole bunch of (warranted) shit about QB Eli Manning, New York Giants WR Odell Beckham, Jr. decided he'd just throw a touchdown himself. Rookie RB Saquon Barkley got his first NFL touchdown out of it.

Green Bay Packers K Mason Crosby sucks again. After going 10-11 for field goals this season, he missed three consecutive kicks in the same game. I don't even think Billy Cundiff did that.

Minnesota Vikings WR Adam Thielen had a pretty good Sunday. Along with beating the defending Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles, he also became the first player in NFL history to pass 100 yards in the first five games of the season.

Jacksonville Jaguars RB Corey Grant will miss the rest of the season after he was carted off the field on Sunday. It is the dreaded Lisfranc injury. This puts the Jags in a bad spot, since Leonard Fournette has been injured also (and probably will continue to be).

Even though the Kansas City Chiefs have Jesus Christ for a quarterback, they still throw it back and fuck up now and then. DE Chris Jones was ejected for throwing a punch at Jags G Andrew Norwell, and LB Dee Ford was tossed for two unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.