When some of our favorite television shows weren’t taking place at the main character’s home, high school, or other random set — scenes would often unfold at their favorite eating establishment. Whether the actors are sitting comfortably in their favorite booth, or actually work there, the restaurant setting gives the viewer a feeling of comfort — as if we’re actually sitting with, or being waited on by members of the cast.

So that brings us to the greatest of these fictional eateries. And, although they mostly exist in the alternate reality of television, it begs the question of whether we would frequent them if they were real. Also worth noting, is that if we pretend for a second that these diners did exist, then Yelp — which is unfortunately real — would certainly have something to say about them. Enjoy.

Funny or Die brings us this parody documentary of a few Yelpers being Yelpers. Their incessant need to scrutinize starts immediately upon entry to the restaurant, as the ‘reviewers’ knock off half a star because the front door is hard to open.

Here at Foodiggity, we proudly display our disdain for Yelp whenever possible. This makes the recent fake user poll by Urlesque all the more awesome.

As seen in the infographic of what Yelp users typically complain about, it has frightening ties to what the real data would probably look like. That is of course had they been able to get some of the mouth-breathers at Yelp to openly admit to their douchebaggyness.

And there would probably be a small percentage of those who like to complain about restaurants that have not opened yet.