Operator (Chinese) : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I’m Saw Ree.

Driver replied:
“Sorry, it’s not your fault
its my 1st day as a Cab driver.I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs.
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If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments…

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
John : BA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
John: BANANA

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3 men were talking…..
first man – “books influence us a lot……
when my wife was expecting,
she read THE TALE OF TWO CITIES and she gave birth to twins….”

second man – “yes, you are right.. when my wife was expecting, she
read THE THREE MUSKETEERS
and she gave birth to triplets….”

Hearing this, the third man fainted….
when he regained his senses, the other two men asked
him what happened…..
The third man replied…
“my wife is expecting and she is reading
ALI BABA AND THE
FORTY THIEVES” 😮

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father to son: hey why don’t u go and study?
son: what for?
father: u’ll get good marks

son: then?

father: u’ll get good salary

son: then?

father: u’ll get big house and a car

son: then?

father: u’ll relax

son: what do u think i am doing right now….
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teacher to student : If u give 100$ 2 ur friend but he needs only 50$,so how much will he return u ?