About the quotes:1.) I don't own any of the quotes in my collection (unless stated otherwise);2.) Credit is given if the ORIGINAL author of the quote is known;3.) Even if they are racist, sexist, etc. there is no offense intended; They are made strictly with entertaining purposes;4.) I don't own any (copyrights), so you can use them however you want them;5.) Possibly there are some grammar mistakes and it would be much appreciated, if you notice them, to let me know, so I can fix them asap;