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The Office Sloth naming competition

I’m Office Sloth and I don’t have a name… Everyone else here has a name… even that beastly dog that always tries to get me… I hope You will want to help me…

We are calling out to you all to add your best name suggestions in the comments below. We welcome female, male and neutral names. We will give you about a week to come up with names and then we’ll choose the best ones and set up a poll. The top suggestion then voted by you will be the new name of our Sloth, and the lucky winner of a sweet loot bag!

The prize:

Gauntlet t-shirt (Large)

Gauntlet intro comic “Darkness Calls”

Gauntlet button (with sound!)

Gauntlet inflatable hammer

Arrowhead mouse pad

2 Helldivers silicone coasters

2 Helldivers pins

4 Helldivers PS4 controller light bar stickers

Although it may be fun, in certain places, we ask you to refrain from foul language as we won’t choose those suggestions anyway.
You may enter more than one name, but please don’t spam. Choose your best ones.

Thanks everyone for suggesting some awesome names! We will be collecting them together over the next 24 hours and picking our top ones. You will then be able to cast your vote in a poll later this week to finally name our Office Sloth…with the winner receiving a nifty loot bag!

moriarty_1975

Gary.

Because why not?

:)

Tyler

“Gezi” the keen eyed sloth

californaya

I’d name him Rip, for Rip Van Winkle.

kevling

Harold – famous for taking an Arrow to the Head (well, to the eye).

Diego Matias

Call him ‘Arrow’. Elegant name for an elegant animal. Or, as we say here in Brazil:, ‘Flecha’.

Remember the moorish Conqueror who fell in love with the Sicilian princess?
His name was Otelo or Othello.
The dog and sloth is called an unnatural love but who is to name love but love it’s self! Hehehe?
Let’s call the sloth Othello or Otelo bc LOVE WINS in this dog and sloth show!

I still playing gauntlet every day. Love this! I play solo because……..because!

Benjamin Sweetnam

Aergia (Greek: Ἀεργία, “inactivity”)[1] is a goddess in Greek mythology, a personification of sloth and laziness. She is the daughter of Aether and Gaia. She is said to guard the court of Hypnos in the Underworld.