iNPLACENEWS LiTE delivers some of the major headlines for March 27th, 2008. Stories include girl rescued in India, DB Cooper's parachute, MMA for kids, and space tourism. For the full stories and more, check out www.inplacenews.com!!!

I decided to have a little Mixed Martial Arts fight with this kid I play poker with. Thirty seconds in I get rocked and am in pretty bad shape until a dog runs into the ring and the match is stopped momentarily. Able to get my head on my shoulders I later go on to Rear Naked Choke the kid for the victory. (Not included)

This goofy kid thinks he can take a body punch from a heavyweight MMA fighter.

More info about this video: MMA superstar Alistar Overeem is a giant in the cage. Having destroyed Brock Lesnar in his UFC debut, Overeem will now have his next fight be for the Heavyweight championship.

Kimbo Slice fights Chico Grande in what looks like the back alley of a fast food restaurant. If we found Osama Bin Laden I think his punishment should be Kimbo Slice fights to the death. Then, he could re-live the Kimbo Slice fights in hell for all eternity. Basically, just tons of Kimbo Slice fights over and over and over again. Except for the fight where Kimbo Slice loses to a white guy.