he proudly sports his rare gwar hoodie when he puts it on it gives him such a woodie ha!

zit-scarred and unpopular he’s at the show alone running his mouth to no one at all later he cries bitter tears

he met his idol and he got punched all he wanted was an autograph the smell of his acne, it’s heavily bunched he fell down and everyone laughed

you’re the ultimate bohab stricken with gout if you don’t have any drugs then get the f*ck out

bohab! bohab! bohab!

it’s your dream come true your crummy ‘zine got a gwar interview you ask the questions, it all goes to tape but ask the wrong one and your *ss will get raped

but not by a dude, that would be gay but if that’s what the band wants i guess it’s okay we’re not going to rape you, so don’t you fret it you brought a woman. oh! she’s gonna get it

’cause this is how we roll, this is what we do we’re f*cking your girlfriend right in front of you and we know that’s not your girlfriend, by the way she’s only with you ’cause you got her backstage and you also gave her money