I am a small brown bear
.... navigator, tissue-issuer, steely eyed spy,
football fan and Agony Uncle! Now that you've found me, sit back, relax, sip some tea and dunk a biscuit, and let some Bearissity into your tortured life. Ahhhh. See, better already, isn't it?

WARNING: This blog is ritten in Bear English, wich is phonetic. An that is mor than yu can say abowt the werd "phonetic".

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Gills: yes: we playd Milton Keynes (not eevn a reel teem, that wun) an got a not-a-looz, but then they won on penolties. An that, well that's jus cheetin.

Simpsons: yes

Tesco: yes

Nose Hugs Surprizisity Score: 9/10

Day Score:8 ish/10

HULLO NOT-A-BEARS!

So whare waz I? Oh yes.... the day arfter Crismoss Day. In the UK we call this Boxing Day. I'm not shor wy. Sum peepol think it's becos in The Olden Days, wen evrythin waz in blak-an-wite, all the servants ov all the posh peepol had to werk for them on Crismoss Day, but on the next day they wer given boxes ov stuff. In the boxes wer things like bits ov cayke that the posh peepol had left over. Well that's wun theery. There ar others, but I carnt member them at the mo. Duzzent matter. On Boxing day we wer all at Granny's howse, no matter wy it waz calld that.

Mummy waz worn owt an had a good nap wiv Fluffy....

Wen Fluffy woke up, Dilly got re-akwaintid wiv her.

This is Merge. Heez an enormuss Bear hoo livs at Granny's howse. Heer he is trying owt the massardge chair.

We desydid to form a kew but Merge seemd to be enjoyin it alot.......so in the end we all jumpt on.

Dilly an the Sheerness Dragons (ov hoom I'm shor there ar far too menny- this is just a few ov them!) got together to watch a film calld "Dragonheart"......

She also went to a playse calld Rochester, an sor the Carsol. Sheez goin to put that trip on her own blog, but heer's wun pikcher from the trip that I don't think sheel post, so I've nikt it-

22 comments:

Looks like your mama needed a good cuddle and some rest after all the cooking and feasting you did the day before. I'm glad she got some time with Fluffy.

About Fluffy, is Dilly a little scared of Fluffy? She looks a little nervous standing there beside her? Just wondering.

There sure are a lot of bears and dragons at your granny's house. Looks like a wonderful place to visit. Was the ride on the massage chair all you had hoped for, or did Merge absorb most of the massage vibrations & all you got was jiggled around a little?

I'll head over to Dilly's to sneak a peek at her photos. I've never been over there before. Think she'll mind if I stop by?

Oh, and I'm just warning you here, but Stella is still looking for a good cuddle from you. She'll probably be by sometime soon to whine about it.

Re the massardge chair, we all sort ov jiggold a bit an fell off. Then we all had to hav a go to cure the brewzes we got from fallin off.

I don't think Dilly is scared ov Fluffy. Mite be the other way rownd tho. Fluffy carnt make owt wat Dilly is. Understanderbol, reelly. Good luk over at her playse. It's very green an she duzzent go in fer intelligent posts wat like I duz.

Stella... oo tell her I'm sendin nose hugs! I like huggin up to warm doggies wen I'm tyerd, an I am a bit tyerd now. Ownly, PLEEZ tell her not to chew my eers!

BobYou know i was a bit confoosed about boxing day myself..I don't know if you saw my post about it, but i thought at fiwst it meant I had to box..then that I had to get boxed..vewy confoosing..anyway youw Mum looks so luvly snoozing with Fluffy..I'm sowwy you didn't get youw own tuwn in the massage chaiw...Gwama's looks like a vewy nice place..I'm going to go play with my new sissy nowsmoochie kissesAsta

Boxin Day is also St Steeven's Day, as in 'good king wenslislars lookt owt on the feest ov steeeven'. Maybe yu shud start up a St Steeeven's Day tryfull tradishun or sumthing. Yu cud mayke it from all the left over cayke from Crismoss. WOW. Another grayte idea! I keep havin em....

We did get on the chair vencherly, but we had to wayte till we got it home agen. We sneekt onto it at nite an all had terns wile Grayum mayde us all sum toaste an hunny.Wen yu get on there an eet hunny at the sayme time it's a bit like havin a beer. HAHAHAHA!

yep, I think it wud be. They bort it cos Mummy gets pains in her shoulder an Daddy gets them in his bak. They mayke very straynge noyzis wen they sit on it. SOwnds painful. But they say it issent, an do a straynge jellyfyed walk wen they stand up agen.

Watch footie on the internet:

Thank you for your visit. Bob's off for a dam' good frolic now:

A note on "Bear English"

Some people have written to me to say that they can't read my blogs cos ov my Bear English. We do spell some things differently, mostly phonetically. Sorry. We also say 'der' for 'the' and 'dat' for 'that'. To try to make it easier for you, I am now trying to remember to use "th" insted. But my oldest posts will stay mostly in the original Bear English.... Please "BEAR" wiv me. If you can't read me, please come back wiv a good strong cup ov tea an a choklit biskit, an try den! I mean THen!
(It's the polar bear influence, you see, because in Icelandic the 'th' sound is spelt with a 'd'.)