I sang a song at my sister's wedding.My mother forced me into that, too.But that one felt all right.- Adam Sandler

Sir one more comment like that and I will strangleyou with my microphone wire!- Adam Sandler

I mean, I look at my dad.He was twenty when he started having a family,and he was always the coolest dad.He did everything for his kids, and he never made usfeel like he was pressured.I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.- Adam Sandler

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of mejust trying to make my friends laugh.- Adam Sandler

The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family,is that my comedy is so important to me.So I don't know if I'll ever be as good a dad as my dad.- Adam Sandler

I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.- Adam Sandler

I don't know who I touch and who I don't.I work hard trying to make people laugh.I try to do the kind of stuff that made me laugh growing up.I don't have any secrets.I don't know the reasons I've been so well received.- Adam Sandler

This character feels so much like my brother.He has two children.He has a wife.He works with me.He chooses to stay in New Hampshire because he wantshis kids to grow up in the school they started with.He doesn't want them to lose friends.He is his family's hero.- Adam Sandler

I'm not comfortable being around too many people.I don't like being out in public too much.I don't like going to bars.I don't like doing celebrity stuff.So most of the characters I play are people who don'talways feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.- Adam Sandler

To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews.I never thought about what people would say about me.I was just a young guy who was excited to become acomedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.- Adam Sandler

It definitely has learning a lesson about the way you're living your life.I wouldn't compare our movie to that,but it has a structure where it's about a man who doesn'tappreciate all that he has and finds out at the endthat life has been great and he has to enjoy that.- Adam Sandler

When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close,in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man,you gotta get off and be a normal person again.That's what I don't like so much.- Adam Sandler

My movies just kind of sneak up on you.I don't have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say.Anyway, I really don't pay attention to what the world says about my movies.I just care about what my buddies think.- Adam Sandler

Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationshipwith my girlfriend and with my family,because you feel so much pressure to do well that night.But I think everyone's grown to accept that and sothey give me my space at the show.- Adam Sandler

When I got into this, I never thought about reviews.I never thought about what people would say about me,I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor,and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.- Adam Sandler

You know, when you don't go on TV and talk about howmany women you sleep with,some people in Hollywood, that are supposedly 'in the know,'start whispering that you're gay.If I were gay, I wouldn't be ashamed to admit it,but I'm not.- Adam Sandler

Anger is like a thorn in the heart.- Yiddish Proverb

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coalwith the intent of throwing it at someone else;you are the one who gets burned.- The Buddha

Time, like life itself, has no inherent meaning.We give our own meaning to time as to life.- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Minds are like parachutes.They only function when they are open.- James Dewar

Sing like no one's listening,love like you've never been hurt,dance like nobody's watching,and live like its heaven on earth.- Mark Twain

We have only this moment,sparkling like a star in our hand -and melting like a snowflake.- Marie B. Ray

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.You never know what you're gonna get.- the movie Forrest Gump

A person without a sense of humoris like a wagon without springs.It's jolted by every pebble on the road.- Henry Ward Beecher

If I try to be like him, who will be like me?- Yiddish proverb

Find your balance and stand with it.Find your song and sing it out.Find your cadence and let it appear like a dance.Find the questions that only you know how to ask andThe answers that you are content to not know.- Mary Anne Radmacher

Just stop it. Seriously.Whatever it is. Just stop it.If only for an hour, a day, a week.Stop doing it long enough to get a glimpseof what the change would actually look like.- Mary Anne Radmacher

Obstacles are like wild animals.They are cowards but they will bluff you if they can.If they see you are afraid of them...they are liable to spring upon you;but if you look them squarely in the eye,they will slink out of sight.- Orison Swett Marden

People are like stained glass windows,they sparkle and shine when the sun is out,but when darkness sets in their true beautyis revealed only if there is a light from within.- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Timelike dew on the tip of a leaf.- Rabindranath Tagore