If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?Margot Fonteyn

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

TwistedSister wrote:His stong, rough hands, touching all of her secret places, caressing, fondling, stroking, made her long for so much more.

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(I made that sentence up)

You don't have any books?!

OK, I'm not much better. I'm in the office/spare bedroom (the only room with air-cooling) and the nearest book (out of about a hundred; I know, pathetic. But I am only here temporarily) is the top one of a pile of Pokémon books a young overnight guest was reading and my last two quotes were from 'Psyduck Ducks Out'. How was I to know that random sentences suggested by strangers would turn out to be… well, so rude?

OK, I'm not much better. I'm in the office/spare bedroom (the only room with air-cooling) and the nearest book (out of about a hundred; I know, pathetic. But I am only here temporarily) is the top one of a pile of Pokémon books a young overnight guest was reading and my last two quotes were from 'Psyduck Ducks Out'. How was I to know that random sentences suggested by strangers would turn out to be… well, so rude?

Samantha was alone with Jim the plumber at last...then he pulled his trousers down and she laughed so hard she nearly choked...the size of his Monkey Wrench had been very misleading...

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The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.