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Final caught the Terrorist Groundhog

I was happy to see this morning that I had finally trapped that pesky groundhog which has been destroying everything in sight.

No, wait, that's no ground hog; it's my chief of garden security, Sonny the Honey Bunny, now known as Sonny the Genius.

What I can't figure out is what happened to the skins from an entire cantelope that I put in the trap. Not a scrap in sight. Either the groundhog was smart enough to get them out w/o getting trapped or the cat ate it all. Of course, this is the cat I saw walk up to a big preying mantis and eat him whole in three bites.

I'm sure the groundhog had a good laugh, not to mention that he know understands what that shiny box does.

We’re tempted to suggest a conspiracy here — but it’s just liberals agreeing yet again that conservatives have hidden, evil motives, because modern liberals simply can’t conceive of any other reason to disagree with the liberal consensus.

“Moral precepts are constant through the ages and not obedient to circumstances.”