My name is Totem. I'm a teenage boy who has been on this site for a while. I barely go on FanFiction anymore, but you may see a story from me from time to time.

I used to have at least eight stories written, but as I grew and matured, I realized that my prompts were unoriginal and childish, so I deleted most of my stories. Fear not, for better stories will take their place.

I don't like to ask for reviews, but I hate flames and one-word reviews. I will literally delete any reviews that can be seen as such. I know the difference between a flame and constructive criticism.

I'm a BIG fan of the Slenderverse and Creepypasta. I'm also an Ed, Edd n Eddy fan at heart. I basically like a lot of the popular cartoons that were created in the early 2000s and late 90s.

Post 1st Movie. What would happen if Plankton discovered that his defeat at the hands of SpongeBob SquarePants was not exactly a fluke? A particularly devious attempt at world domination that highly involves said sponge, that's what!

Five thousand years ago, the Guardians of Light were forced to give their lives so that eighteen present-day youths could obtain their elemental powers and defeat the evil they failed to detain. Three nobodies from a tiny suburb suddenly become the most important humans in the whole world when they are tasked with saving it.

A Marble Hornets fic: It's been two years since Tim uploaded Entry 87 and left Alabama. He hasn't had an incident since, and believes it's all behind him for good. Then one night he receives a frantic call from someone he was sure had been killed almost three years ago: Jay.

Ian and Anthony got transferred (and separated) to an alternative dimension where all their smosh characters and video references come to life. What can they expect? Happiness and rainbows? Or the other way around? Rated T for minor language (and violence in future chapters) Adventure/Friendship/Action/Humor/Mystery/Drama/Romance/Bromance (Reviews and suggestions will be loved!)

Enigma - a person or thing that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand; Edd's past had all been a blur to the other kids, and now his own past is a cloud to him as well. Life before Peach Creek, Life during Peach Creek, and of course, the ever lovable sock-hat. What's a thirteen-year-old amnesiac kid to do? Post-BPS

There are now new additions to the Smosh family!, witness as Anthony and Ian try to balance fatherhood while also being Youtube sensations?Can the boys handle it? What sorts of Adventures will they have?...Anthony/Kalel and Ian/Melanie

Mordecai and Rigby have cheated death numerous times ever since they started working at the park. But what happens when an even closer brush with death finally sends them over the edge? Enjoy, and please read & review! Rated T for some swearing and mild violence. (Image created by BlueLightningXD) COMPLETE

We all know that Ash and his Pokemon were hugely short-changed in the Sinnoh League Semi-Final. Therefore, this is my personal rewrite of the most unfair battle Ash ever faced, with the odds evened a little. Will he win?

King Neptune has been overthrown by his brother, who has trapped Bikini Bottom in a bottle. In order to save the town, Spongebob, Patrick and Sandy must venture to the city of Poseidon and find Mindy, but it isn't an easy jouney. SB/SC, rated for safety.

Every generation, a supernatural force chooses kids all over the world to inherit special powers. They are called the Super Children. And the call is about to be answered by three friends. As if their life wasn't weird enough already. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR UPDATES, THANK YOU.