Tuesday, 16 November 2010

You may have noticed that this morning plans for a royal wedding have been announced. If you're the sort of person with no interest in such things, your next few months of media consumption is going to represent one almighty nauseating experience. That's why we at New Humanist would like to invite you to come and join us – if you read our magazine and website, you'll be safe from royal wedding hysteria. We promise we won't even mention it*. That is, unless the Windsors finally reveal themselves to be humanity-controlling lizards**.

* Except for this one time
** Or present some other challenge to the prevailing order of world affairs

You may have noticed that this morning plans for a royal wedding have been announced. If you're the sort of person with no interest in such things, your next few months of media consumption is going to represent one almighty nauseating experience. That's why we at New Humanist would like to invite you to come and join us – if you read our magazine and website, you'll be safe from royal wedding hysteria. We promise we won't even mention it*. That is, unless the Windsors finally reveal themselves to be humanity-controlling lizards**.

* Except for this one time
** Or present some other challenge to the prevailing order of world affairs