Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Miss Lauren is such a doll….I forgot to post her dance recital pictures…and this one my son took of her on the trampoline….

Owen also graduated from Pre-school so he is so excited about going into kindergarten next Fall.

Owen is such a little man, notice he is wearing his dress cowboy boots. This kid is TOTAL cowboy and you don’t find a “real” cowboy around much these days. He actually helps out on his grandpa “B’s” ranch with the cattle. He can put in as many hours as his daddy and never complain. It is in his blood…

She was born to dance….just like her Oma. Maybe it is in her blood….she has done this since she was the ripe ole age of 2. I was bursting during her performance, my mouth hurt from smiling so much…..Lauren MELTS me. Of course that is Lauren on the very far right side.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1..At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Robusto.5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.6.Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 7.. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.9. Sing Along At The Opera.10.Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14.PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOMIS.

This was never intended to offend any of my friends. My friends would never be offended because they know I am never very serious except when it comes to laughter, so if you are offended, you are really not my friend. Please reconsider…..your friend…..linda