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Topic: The Spoon Castle (Read 1035677 times)

This is where the spoons may reside safely within the walls of our mighty spoon castle >:3

History of the spoons:

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It all started inocently enough, two spoons fell in love, Chihiro and Oslapedo. But tragedy struck and Chihiro was killed by a terrible acident. Oslapedo revived her spoony lover but they were met with hostile remarks, violence and cruelty. After being tormented by so much they barely avoided being burned alive!

Desperate, the two fled the Fork Kingdom in search of a free land away from the forks. They established their own kingdom with Oslapedo leading as the Royal king of the spoons, and Chihiro as the royal Queen of the spoons. The two enjoyed peace for a short while and were blessed with two young children. NightLotus, was born the eldest, and Danayoki was their younger daughter.

All this happiness was shattered when one fateful night Danayoki was stolen away! The king and queen grieved their loss but they were suddenly met with more rage as the Fork Kingdom attacked! They fought back and prayed to the Wooden Spoon gods for aid!

A valliant savior came upon them in the form of DancingTofu, a warrior of great power wielding spoons and ice scream scoops alike! During the war he was killed once but he was revived as a zombie and warmly welcomed into the zomibe friendly Spoon Kingdom. War raged as the Spoons were joined by the Chopsticks, Whisks, Tongs, and many other loyal suporters in the battle against the forks.

However Lotus ran away from the Spoon Kingdom and married the horrid Fork king Mr. Mustash! Her parents swore revenge upon his cursed soul, and they vowed to retrieve her from the evil grasps of the Fork King!

In the middle of the fight a hybrid was created as three spork children were born from the scandalous love of Mustash and Lotus! "Sppa" "Aaam" and "Amm". At first they were met with rejection as sporks had no welcome in the Spoon Kingdom. The king and queen fought the Fork King to ensure the return of their daughter as the spoons rejected these new sporks.

The King and Queen finally accepted the sporks for the sake of their child but still could not accept the forks. War ceaselessly raged on but a break through occurred on the 20th of September when Chihiro finnaly found her daughter Danayoki who had been enduring torture by the forks for all this time! The two returned to the Spoon Kingdom and all spoons rejoiced!

The war continued as Spoons and Forks alike fought for the sake of their kingdoms and the spoons recruited onlookers to ward off Mustash's evil ways. An all out epic brawl had been let loose!

Thread after thread was created in the spoon vs fork fight. Oh it was ugly, many brave spoon lifes were lost and others showed their bravery in battle. It was a brawl of the wits, and even moreso of who's internet power was faster! Countless kindred souls fought for the sake of the Spoon Kingdom.

As the raging war climaxed the spam caught the attention of the admins who requested that both spoons and forks come to an impass, and cease the relentless spamming! Both sides agreed and this Spoon Castle that you currently are within, was created as a refugee for spoons of all sorts to congregate.

Unknown to some it was thanks to Mustash that the Spoon Castle was formed, as he fought for us and our spoony rights to have our own home in the mighty spam forum. He will be treasured forever as a hero among the spoons!

Spoony subjects please make yourself heard! If you belong on the list, say so and you will go where you rightly deserve!

Edited by Oslapedo, your Spoony King <3

SPOONS I HAVE AN ACTUAL SPOON RELATED TASK FOR YOU

- I need pics/video clips/whatever of anime/manga/video game/other that involve spoons. Like for instance someone throwing a spoon as a weapon at another character, or someone eating with a spoon. I'll be compiling a massive spoony montague for the spoony panel and any of the aforementioned would be greatly appreciated!