More money than sense: Would you pay 7,963 for a MONOPOLY board?

At last, a Monopoly board that reflects the real price of London property — although you’ll have to be Roman Abramovich-rich to afford it.

British manufacturer Geoffrey Parker has updated the classic in time for Christmas shopping.

The 28lb board is made from leather and wood and players compete to buy far pricier districts — Mayfair costs 40 million, not 400.

Not made of gold then The 7,963 Monopoly board

The traditional dog, iron and top-hat pieces are replaced by a super-yacht, private jet, Rolls-Royce, tropical island and crown, all handmade in sterling silver for the oligarchs to argue over.

The houses are gold mansions, and the hotels look distinctly Georgian. It’s all very stylish — but at almost the price of a house deposit, it might be worth saving your pennies for some real bricks and mortar.