So I'm reading all this stuff that folks have been sending in about Dana Hoffman and then I also wandered back in time to re-read the article she wrote some Philadelphia magazine. You know the article -- it's the one which renewed Serena's will to live and woke her from the posting dead at GWOP.

It's just so very, very, very odd that some "journalist" (I'm using that word loosely, Dana, so don't get a big head) would get her panties in such a bunch about the Gosselins. I mean seriously. Who in their right mind gets all honked off about buying a 15-passenger van when you've only a 10-person family? Do they even make 10-passenger vans? Our mini-van seats 8 tops and not comfortably. If I have a 10-person family and a 10-person van, where do we put all our luggage when we drive to the Carolinas for our free beach holiday?

So strange this obsession about the 15-passenger van and Dana's long list of other Gosselin grievances, but then it occurred to me. A lightbulb went on.

Dana Hoffman is acting EXACTLY like all of Jon's other scorned lovers!

Hmmm.

Could it be that Dana Hoffman is the first in a long line of Jon Gosselin's rejects? Is Dana the reason why Jon said he was "nervous about dating a Jewish girl" ? Maybe Jon's not a bigot afterall and said that because he meant nervous about dating a Jewish girl *again*! Gasp!

There's only one thing worse than being the world's creepiest loser, and that's getting dumped by the world's creepiest loser. Oh, the bitter agony. I think I'm on to something here, y'all.

12 comments:

ladeedah
said...

Hey Iwhy,

Kate has mentioned on the show that Jon was in a relationship with another woman when they met and that he dumped her in less than a week of meeting Kate. So that they could get together.This was mentioned on one of the episodes when they reminisced how they got here.

Ding, Ding, Ding...we have a winner! I think you hit the nail on the head with that one. I always saw jealousy in every post at GWOP. I never understood why they were jealous of Kate and not Jon as Jon was doing the same things as Kate. I think you just gave me my answer!!

txchic25 said... Ding, Ding, Ding...we have a winner! I think you hit the nail on the head with that one. I always saw jealousy in every post at GWOP. I never understood why they were jealous of Kate and not Jon as Jon was doing the same things as Kate. I think you just gave me my answer!!

November 23, 2009 9:43 AM

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The GWOPPIES are a bunch of jealous, unhealthy, friendless, low life losers. They are stupid for spending so much time blogging, chatting or obsessing about Kate or anyone for that matter.

From what I've read, one of the Gosselin locals who has been and currently is the most frightening is Preesi. She's the one who stalks with camera in hand.

Lucky for Kate, Preesi does most of her stalking via the internet. She very rarely leaves her house except to go to some gourmet grocery store. If you read Twitter, it appears she is stuffing something in her pie hole every hour on the hour.

I feel so sorry for her son (if he exists, which I have my doubts about).

WELCOME

Sit back, relax and enjoy while I hack on moms who like to pass judgment on other moms and dads.

All under the guise of [fingerquotes]good parenting[/fingerquotes] of course. It's my moral obligation. I'm sure you understand.

ABOUT US

We are group of American nobodys. But unlike the nobodys at GWoP whose life mission is to save the Gosselin children from their oh so cruel mother and father, we don't consider our blogging efforts to be bonafide charity work. When we volunteer for humantarian causes, we actually log off the computer, get off our chairs and leave our houses. We have the shared desire that our disgust for these GWoP sows be centralized. Each post reflects the author's opinion, not necessarily that of the group but probably that of the group.

We want nothing more than for these GWoP sows to get a clue or to kill themselves, which ever comes first.

We want Jon and Kate to continue doing whatever it is they're currently doing to inspire such jealous outrage. It's hilarious to read.

We want the children of these GWoP saps to move into foster home so they can be loved by women who won't ignore them in lieu of monitoring the Internet for dirt on Jon & Kate.

We want all Americans to respectfully recognize that Moms (and Dads) who pass judgment on other Moms and Dads is is syptomatic of serious mental illness. Please don't let your kids go trick or treating at these people's homes.

Speak Up. Point, Laugh and publically mock these asshole moms whenever you can. I'm sure you know the type otherwise google "Battleaxe". They're the same women who monopolize the teacher's time on Parent Night, who frown upon bringing store bought items to the bake sale, and are always asking for advice on behalf of friends (wink, wink) who find a Playboy in the trunk of her husband's car.

Julie's Deleted Blog Posts

Fooled into thinking Aunt Jodi is a child advocate? Click here to read the first of her dear sister's deleted blog posts. There are 13 deleted posts in all. One more telling than the next.

Aunt Jodi's Large Lump Sum Mortgage Payment

GWOPPER of the Month

You best think twice before sending any money to this GWOPPER (nhrp). A legal problem of sorts forced her into hiding and she now lives in a cave. Probably with Osama. Working as his camcorder guy (err, gal).