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Seuss Army Knife

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Theodor Seuss 'Ted' Geisel (1904 – 1991) was an American children's author, illustrator, political cartoonist, poet, animator, filmmaker and screenwriter, best known for writing and illustrating more than 60 books under the pen name Doctor Seuss (abbreviated Dr. Seuss).

You're wrong as the deuce
And you shouldn't rejoice
If you're calling him Seuss.
He pronounces it Soice - Alexander Laing