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^^^^^ Funkymonkee, That's a hell of a confession to be making in public, but just in case you're working on imagination rather than actual experience.......it's the male dog that has the swelling knot that gets him stuck. You stay awake in biology class from now on...O.K. ?

Check out this website : http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217for an explanation of a fractured penis, and if a women is stressed she can clamp down on a penis making it difficult to remove it. The breathing/ relaxing exercises women can take advantage of can make childbearing alot easier for the most part.

As far as strong vagina muscle's well, they enhance both parties pleasure immeasurably, and sucking noises may be present.....

Even the wimpy pvssies make sucking noises in my vicinity. lol Ummm, can a tongue get "stuck", too?Sooo, how does one detect these well toned vaginas, like, beforehand? Lol I mean, does such a woman have a different gait, a discernible bounce in her step? Do the really strong pvssies make any telltale noises that might tip me off before I risk capture? lolAnd that fractured penis thing? Reminds me of those old fractured fairy tales on the cartoon shows. Not denying it's existence, just never suffered that particular affliction. That's a mercy.

^^^^ I believe it's another "Big foot" or alien abduction story. They have been spoken of, and claims of sightings, but still no proof other than stories. Only difference is....this is one that I really want to believe in.

Well hell, we might as well start the search for the allusive "constrictor coochie". I'll start paying attention to possible clues, since it doesn't leave a foot print....unless she sit's in the sand. Maybe having a contest with tubes of tooth paste would bring her to surface.....whoever can squeeze tight enough to blow the cap off might be our girl. The wet T-shit business is getting to be old hat anyway.