Steve Bernier hit the trifecta last night. Well, he hit Rob Scuderi and the Kings scored a trifecta on the ensuing five minute major. But the point is, when the reckoning comes, he's going to be sitting on Jesus' left hand. Although the prospect is much more cheery when Cake sings about it.

Now, as far as I'm concerned there is no debate on whether @strombone1 is really Roberto Luongo's unoffocial Twitter account. I mean, just look at a side-by-side comparison of performance over the course of this year:

Some of you might argue with the interpretation of that data, but not me. @strombone1 clearly had the ability to flip the switch and come on strong in the playoffs, whereas Luongo went all in and blew when he didn't have a pair of 2's to go with his pair of 3's.

Either way, what I do know is that I hope I never know, because suddenly, the fun will stop:

I'm not a hippie or on welfare.
I don't live in Kits, wear Birkenstocks or own an umbrella.
I've never been to the Capilano Suspension Bridge, but I'm sure it's very nice. I have a mayor, not a crack addict.
I drink pale ale, not Blue.
And I call it a cabin, not a cottage.
I can proudly say my team's been to the Stanley Cup Final in the last 45 years. They may not have won, but at least they got there.
I believe in sunshine, not haze; heat, not humidity. And that sushi is a healthy and tasty meal.
A coho is a fish. A ski hill is a mountain. And the plural of leaf is leaves. Okay? Not leafs. Leaves!
Vancouver is the country's third-largest city, certainly the most beautiful, and the best part of Canada!
My name is petbugs and I am a Canucks fan!
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