A Legal Question.

Is this statutory rape …… or just a monumental cock up?

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor"HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous "WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor"HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?WIFE: "In the pool"