We’ve always been of the humble opinion that Delilah Strong, besides being very pretty, is one of the world’s hottest pieces of ass. But the fact that she bundles up with this sorry crew of miscreants is more than a Delilah stalker can handle. We’ve offered Delilah rent-free living, an occasional cheap dinner out and secret url addresses to some very forbidden websites. You’d think with all those goodies tossed at her pretty feet that Delilah would forsake her wanton, multi-man ways and finally settle down. Who are we kidding? She’s just a porn bitch with an askew moral compass needle, and we hope she gets a nose full of man seed after this display of ingratitude.

Finding a woman that unabashedly enjoys a good creampie is like finding the end of the rainbow. Except, there’s not just a pot of gold there but also a winning lottery ticket, a mansion and a yacht! So many girls make you wrap up your johnson before you send him spelunking down under! If you pulled a condom out while Candace was around, she’d slap it outta your hand and have you crawl on your knees for forgiveness. Candace isn’t here to get fucked by no plastic sock; no, she wants to feel that bulging, veiny cock sliding in and out of her pink pussy just the way God intended her to! And don’t you dare pull out and shake that warm gooey goodness out all over her tits! Candace wants all of that semen pumped right into her love canal so she can feel it drip out drop by drop. When the last drop hits the bed, then it’s time for the next man to step up and get to pumping!

Where has all the romance gone, you ask? In days of olde, fair damsels were quite happy to accept the seminal discharge of their very special and exclusive lover. Albeit, times have changed, and the “silly love songs” of Paul McCartney seem just that. Do we blame it on cell phone technology? Facebook? The seventh season of “24?” Now we have girls such as Lena Julliett picking out their Romeos like stalks of celery at the supermarket where crispness and expiration date are more the selling point than the ability to play the lute, wear tights and compose sonnets. Then there’s the numbers factor. Like a toilet paper sale at Costco, Lena gets her men in the handy, thrifty ten-pack. Then another factor comes into play. Lena’s a hot blooded cum-loving Latin woman, and today is Cinco de Mayo where vaginas from south of the border take a what-the-fuck attitude. Ole.

In order to satisfy one’s daily quotient of semen, some girls have to make allowances. Having exhausted the supply of virtually every military base in the free world, Ashley Long next set her sights on the porn world where spunk is in no short supply but brains sometimes are.Seeking thrills and adventure, she rarely turns down the offer to take a trip behind abandoned industrial buildings. One night Ashley came across five punks brandishing switchblades. Trembling for her life, she asked the guys what they intended to do to her. “Violate you!” they told her. “Thank God!” she cried. Since that strange incident, five has been her lucky number.

In ancient cultures, young maidens were sacrificed to the tribal gods for a variety of different reasons. Which, as history has shown us, proved to be a monumental waste of prime ass and why these ancient cultures are no longer around because no one was left to procreate. A student of microconomics and comparative civilizations, Renee Pornero learned early on that taking it in the spleen with a ceremonial knife was no way to insure the village harvest. But allowing the peons to bend you over and manipulate your other sexual parts, kept them happy enough and out in the fields till all hours. You get a sense of that tribal glee in this video clip. The glazed look of primal lust registering in the faces of men who are about to partake of Renee is very telling. While most of them refer to Renee as “a dirty slut,” we feel they’re missing the point. In her way Renee is rendering a social service by keeping these cretins off the street. Who’s to say how many little old ladies were saved the indignity of losing their purses and social security checks to these psychopaths? Now, in a strange twist of fate, you, the viewer are the deities. Renee is about to perform for your carnal pleasure. May you, Gomboolah, be pleased and bless the harvest.

What man in his right mind wouldn’t want to plant his seed in the tempestuous love hole of Trista Post? So to find five male representatives of the human species with nuts positively aching to fertilize, wasn’t really a tough chore. Just in time for the Fall harvest comes this little video you can cherish with countless re-watchings. Trista, you can sense from the moment she’s on screen, is a Hollywood whore the gossip sites have yet to discover and a gang-bang waiting to happen. Her eyes are deliriously sunk back in her head, with her legs eager to part like the Red Sea. Yeah, Pharaoh and the entire Egyptian army would have gotten swallowed up in that mess, that’s for sure. Horny is horny, and a slut’s a slut. Three thousand years ago, or now.