Tuesday, January 30, 2007

But, apparently not as good as Tuna Girl. My fine is $545.50. Which is, believe me, enough to make me glad that my mother doesn't read this blog.

Surely you've all seen this by now, but here's the meme:

Here’s how it works: You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. (Not per incident!) Tally up your score and post it on your blog with the title… ”My Fine Is…”

Smoked pot — $10Did acid — $5Ever had sex at church — $25Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40Had sex with someone on MySpace — $25Had sex for money — $100Vandalized something — $20Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10Beat up someone — $20Been jumped — $10Crossed dressed — $10Given money to stripper — $25Been in love with a stripper — $20Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know — $0.10Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15Ever drive drunk — $20Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50Used toys while having sex — $30Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20Went skinny dipping — $5Had sex in a pool — $20Kissed someone of the same sex — $10Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20Cheated on your significant other — $10Masturbated — $10Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20Done oral — $5Got oral — $5Done/got oral in a car while it was moving — $25Stole something — $10Had sex with someone in jail — $25Made a nasty home video — $15Had a threesome — $50Had sex in the wild — $20Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25Went streaking — $5Went streaking in broad daylight — $15Been arrested — $5Spent time in jail — $15Peed in the pool — $0.50Played spin the bottle — $5Done something you regret — $20Had sex with your best friend — $20Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25Had anal sex — $80Lied to your mate — $5Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25