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My fucking PS2

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Fresh Meat

Today my sister pissed me off beyond belief. She goes into my room, messing up everything everywhere, and steals my PS2. All she was looking for was her DDR disc, which she was going to play on my now stolen PS2. She has it in her fucking room, don't ask me what the fuck she did with it, all I know is that she has it. She starts yelling at me, basically admits she's a whore, saying she offers guys some head. Then she breaks one of the glasses in my room. I'm a relativley calm guy, but this was the last straw. I picked up a piece of glass, and said, "Get out of my room, or I'll fucking kill you." Then she goes to my mom ans tells her I said the f-word. After all that, I get in trouble. Why didn't I simply tell my mothr my sister is a cheap prostitute? Because I'm the fucking better man. Until a while ago I didn't realize my PS2 had been stolen from me, so I simply confronted my sister about it, with a switchblade. Again, I get in trouble. I hop she dies a horrible painful death, and spends a long painful eternity in the eternal damnation known as Hell.

Hooked on Rocks!

Today my sister pissed me off beyond belief. She goes into my room, messing up everything everywhere, and steals my PS2. All she was looking for was her DDR disc, which she was going to play on my now stolen PS2. She has it in her fucking room, don't ask me what the fuck she did with it, all I know is that she has it. She starts yelling at me, basically admits she's a whore, saying she offers guys some head. Then she breaks one of the glasses in my room. I'm a relativley calm guy, but this was the last straw. I picked up a piece of glass, and said, "Get out of my room, or I'll fucking kill you." Then she goes to my mom ans tells her I said the f-word. After all that, I get in trouble. Why didn't I simply tell my mothr my sister is a cheap prostitute? Because I'm the fucking better man. Until a while ago I didn't realize my PS2 had been stolen from me, so I simply confronted my sister about it, with a switchblade. Again, I get in trouble. I hop she dies a horrible painful death, and spends a long painful eternity in the eternal damnation known as Hell.

Assassain Wumpus Hunter

Today my sister pissed me off beyond belief. She goes into my room, messing up everything everywhere, and steals my PS2. All she was looking for was her DDR disc, which she was going to play on my now stolen PS2. She has it in her fucking room, don't ask me what the fuck she did with it, all I know is that she has it. She starts yelling at me, basically admits she's a whore, saying she offers guys some head. Then she breaks one of the glasses in my room. I'm a relativley calm guy, but this was the last straw. I picked up a piece of glass, and said, "Get out of my room, or I'll fucking kill you." Then she goes to my mom ans tells her I said the f-word. After all that, I get in trouble. Why didn't I simply tell my mothr my sister is a cheap prostitute? Because I'm the fucking better man. Until a while ago I didn't realize my PS2 had been stolen from me, so I simply confronted my sister about it, with a switchblade. Again, I get in trouble. I hop she dies a horrible painful death, and spends a long painful eternity in the eternal damnation known as Hell.

skandalous allstar

Clitpickle

place the ps2 ontop of the door while its slightly opened,the next time she goes into your room it should nail her right on the top of the head,guarunteed to split her head open,then just tell her its fake blood

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