The only thing better than a festival serving bacon dishes of every sort is a bacon festival featuring a few 2013 Dodge Vipers. The similarities between Vipers and bacon aren't all that obvious at first, but look a little deeper and they're there.

Bacon is good. Vipers are good. Bacon is a symbol. Vipers are a symbol. Bacon has too much fat. Vipers have too much engine. But how much is too much, anyway? This is America after all.

These Vipers were spotted by one of our readers last weekend while he was stuffing his face with bacon at the second annual Blue Ribbon Bacon Tour in Keystone, Colo. (Hat tip to Kevin!)