First, I spit prose-nonsense at you (that’s the stuff at the top). Then, I try to apologize for it by sharing a list of pop culture detritus I’ll be chewing on all week (that’s the stuff you’ll see after the jump). Finally, you hit up the comments and tell us what you’ll be entertainment-consuming this week.

Lookin’ Forward to Not Workin’ On:GOOD FRIDAY (More Like GREAT FRIDAY, amirite?!)

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Revelin’ in modernday-paganism by celebratin’ the springtime solstice-and-rebirth festival coopted by religion and consumerism alike but I go for it `cause fuck it why not and lamb tastes awesome anyways so here we go:EASTER!

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So that’s my week — Metallica and Martha Stewart and hopefully a trailer!