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Sunday, 17 February 2013

Won!

Modest to the point of invisibility it may have been, but my little contest had entrants and so it must perforce have a winner! (There’s a word you don’t hear much, ‘perforce’).

I can announce to a waiting world that the draw was made as promised on Friday evening, using an immensely complicated and expensive supercomputer with algorithms and stuff – and absolutely not a draw system based on Doggie eating treats laid out for him – and the winner is...

...stay calm, everyone...

Timmy! Well done, young man. You get an autographed copy of Spank! 2. I hope you enjoy reading it and that it stirs all kinds of naughty feelings.