According to these two dudes — who seem to have never ever made eye contact — Father’s Day is a joke. These disgruntled dads have returned to bring to light the awful truths of what the “holiday” really means to them. Sh*tty ties and listless handjobs, anyone?

To check out previous episodes of Dadholes, and other mean fatherly things, go check out their official Tumblr. It’s quite amusing.