Ice ice baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Biebs is back with my brand new invention
Someone grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I splooge like a whale daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll blow
To the extreme I worship the mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and light up my ass with a candle.

Usher: “And here’s my ghetto homeboy, Justin Bieber y’all!”
Justin: “Uh, Usher, I actually grew up in an upper-middle class family in peaceful Stratford, Ontario”
Usher: “So? You tellin’ me there ain’t no po’ people there?”
Justin: “Well, there were a few lower-income families that couldn’t afford tickets to the Stratford Festival…”
Usher: “Well, there you go man! You grew up in a bordeline Ghetto! Represent!”
Justin: “Oh yeah… I never thought of it that way! Coolio! Fist-bumps?”