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Oh The Humane-Ity

Spicoli: “Dude, I really don’t think this is where you go for poetic license.”
Dennis: “But I asked Chaplin if poetic license was like a dog license and he said he supposed it might be.”
Spicoli: “Okay, but have you considered the possibility that he was just humoring you?”
Dennis: “Now you’re just being silly! They’re hipster poets, not standup comedians.”

Spicoli: “Oookay. But, dude, this is the humane society. One of their jobs is to take in stray animals. Are you sure you want to go in there without your folks? You might get into trouble.”
Dennis: “I’m always going on adventures without my folks and I never get into any trouble.”
Mouse: “What?! You’re kidding, right?”

Dennis: “Give me one time I went on an adventure and got into trouble.”
Spicoli: “Dude, seriously, don’t ask that.”
Mouse: “If you insist …”