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Punchlines: Obamacare is here!

The Affordable Care Act's health care exchanges have started, and yesterday websites were flooded with folks trying to sign up. Take a look at our favorite jokes about Obamacare, then vote for yours at opinion.usatoday.com.

Punchlines: Obamacare is here!

The Affordable Care Act's health care exchanges have started, and yesterday websites were flooded with folks trying to sign. As one comedian said, when thousands are trying to get into the system, that's a sure sign it's not wanted. But, believe it or not, the battle to defeat Obamacare goes on, lead by drunk members of Congress negotiating the government shutdown (see Jimmy Kimmel) and by Generation Opportunity, a group that is trying to influence young people to stay off of the exchanges. Another comedian praises this as a good idea, because who needs health care less than a bunch of drunk college students making bad choices?

Take a look at our favorite jokes about Obamacare, then vote for yours in the quick poll to the right. Watching from your smartphone or tablet? Then visit opinion.usatoday.com to vote.

The health care exchanges started yesterday, and the websites were flooded with thousands trying to sign up. Take a look at what the comedians had to say, then vote for your favorite joke at opinion.usatoday.com.