Day: October 24, 2017

Johnny “Irish Kobe” O’Bryant makes his long-awaited return to Brew City, this time donning the Hornets’ teal and purple. In a performance fueled by a deep-seated desire for revenge, he torches his former team to the tune of 14 points and 2 big middle fingers. There are a lot of players who I wish the…

If I’m gonna keep doing John Collins highlights, I’m gonna need more midrange jimbos. A lot more. Wasn’t that one of the things he was supposed to be able to do coming into the league? Even if it wasn’t, I bet he shoots them ALL the time in practice, so no reason he can’t be…

We’re a week into the season now, and De’Aaron Fox has yet to have a bad game. And it’s not like the Kings have had one of those weeks where the schedule-makers are like “let’s just take a dump all over the fans that want to actually see their team play”. Four games already, and…

Official video title that YouTube wouldn’t let me have because of their oppressive corporate practices that are antithetical to functioning democracy: Danny Green 17 Points/4 Blocks/1 Strip That Should Never Ever Count As A Block Because The Ball Didn’t Even Get Above DeRozan’s Nuts Full Highlights (10/23/2017)”. YouTube is censoring my opinion, and I don’t…

Josh Richardson played extremely well as a rookie, then, with an increased role in his second year, his raw totals went up but his efficiency went down. Despite dropping from 45% shooting to 39% shooting, the Heat gave him a fat extension that sees him receiving a cool ten million per year until 2022. That’s…

When Wayne “Beef W” Ellington dropped nineteen points in the second quarter alone, you know what I was doing? I was planning a major expansion of the Wayne Ellington shrine that I have in my closet. The shrine consists of a number of intricately-carved wooden totems dedicated to the Waynemaker, and before every game of…

“That,” Garrett Temple announced as he walked into the Kings’ locker room after the game, “Is how you take over a game of basketball.” He ignored the cold stares of his teammates as he flumped down at his seat and began removing his shoes. “Uh, you missed the game-tying free throw and then we lost,”…

Marquese “Mar-kweezy” Chriss put up some uninspiring statlines in the first three games of the season: 2/1, 5/6, and 7/1. But game one of the Jay Triano era saw him do considerably better with nineteen points, six rebounds, three blocks, and six personal fouls. Did this improvement occur because the Suns now have some semblance…

So the Suns are imploding. Eric Bledsoe tweeted “I don’t wanna be here” and is no longer with the team; Earl Watson got fired for not being able to install even the most basic offense; half the coaching staff got fired with him; Robert Sarver is a cheapskate and the worst owner in professional sports;…

I can’t decide if it’s good or bad that Bogdan Bogdanovic took 15 shots in 25 minutes in his NBA debut. On one hand, it’s nice to see confidence from a neophyte. On the other hand, chucking without hesitation isn’t the most desired trait in this modern NBA. On the third hand, he dominated Europe…