Sunday, November 25, 2007

The Frictionary # 153

Here is another page from The Frictionary:

1436. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. (George Carlin)1437. Today, you have 100% of your life left. (Tom Hopkins)1438. Humour is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? (Dick Clarke)1439. Efficiency is a highly developed form of laziness. (?)1440. There are two ways to be unhappy: to desire what you don't have and, possess what you desired. (Pierre Louÿs)1441. Blessed is the tourist that has seen all before the arrival of the tourists. (Bertrand Arcand)1442. I have an existential map. It has "You are here." written all over it. (Steven Wright)1443. Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity. (Jerome K. Jerome)1444. If all men were gynecologists, there would be fewer crimes of passion. (Jean Anouilh)1445. Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. (Ronald Reagan)That's all for this edition. Your comments and suggestions are welcome. Subscribe and receive this weekly blog in your in-box. Have a great week.