The nakedly greedy ploy was met with a combination of laughter and derision back in February, and Sky Captain O’Leary later poo-pooed the idea and said he was just taking the piss. But now that he’s gone away and given it some further thought, he genuinely thinks he can justify it now. His reasoning is that, as the average Ryanair flight lasts for about an hour, people shouldn’t need the toilet anyway.

Better still, he has explained that if he got rid of two of the three toilets in his Boeing 737-800 jets, he could fill the space with up to six extra seats and claw in some more much-needed revenue that way.

Maybe it’s related to something that stretches back to his childhood. Perhaps he was made to stand in the corner until he danced on the spot like a possessed Michael Flatley before he was granted permission to have a leak. Or maybe he’s just a grabbing, sociopathic bastard. He’s probably just a daringly clever self-publicist… and we’ve fallen for it yet again. Oh Sky Captain, we hate you but we can't resist you!

So if there are no toilets on aircraft. I can't take bottles more than 100ml each per bottle on a flight due to safety reasons to piss into them then where the hell I am going to piss or take a dump for that matter then when nature calls?
If I really had to for a piss or dump, could I borrow the Captains cabin for privacy while on autopilot to relieve myself. So what does this button do then. Opps, Mayday, Mayday.
What a Irish twat!

> His reasoning is that, as the average Ryanair flight lasts for about an hour, people shouldn’t need the toilet anyway.
They should also not need to eat, drink or buy fucking lottery tickets. But I bet he won't stop trying to sell them.

Oh no - I thought this was already happening ("within the next two years") - I also forgot this today whilst returning on a BA flight - the sick bag was an ideal substitute -no need for dragons den, Tom. I was suprised by the trolley dolly's expression though!