We all knew this was going to happen. Before the Kinect was even called Kinect, people made jokes about long genitalia being tracked as a third leg. But after hackers got their hands on it (the Kinect, not the third leg you perv!) they couldn’t stop making different uses for it. First it was making it track a body not using an Xbox 360. Then someone made it manipulate photo sizes and also rotated them. Then someone actually made it track both palms and all ten fingers to recreate a Minority Report-like experience.

And now, it has happend. Someone has created a sex groping simulator. Using a PC Sex game as the platform and the power of one hand, the below (creeper) developer has reached rule 34 for the Kinect.