Yes. Yes, I do “dig” cranberry sauce. Come on, who talks like that? I like to make it myself though, out of whole cranberries. It’s so easy, you just basically boil them until they pop. And it tastes so much better than the canned, and even jellied stuff, perish the thought. I do not want my cranberry sauce SLICED, that is ridiculous.

Anything else?

Well, dessert, obviously.

You’re seriously going to have room for dessert after eating all of that? That’s just gross.

Of course! I may need a little …. break in between, but I’ll do it. Just watch me.

But doesn’t pigging out like that for an entire day fill you with an overwhelming sense of revulsion for yourself and everyone around you? As well as American culture as a whole?

You know … it really doesn’t. Can we talk about desserts now?

If you want.

Okay.

……..

So ask me a question already!! You’re the quiz, aren’t you?!

Oh yeah, true. OK, what kind of desserts?

Pie. Two kinds, apple and pumpkin.

Ice cream or whipped cream with the pie?

AAAUUUGH, don’t make me choooose!!!!!

Fine, but you don’t have to get all worked up about it. Like you even care. All you care about is feeding your face.

You know what? I don’t have to take this from you anymore. You’re just a quiz. A really stupid quiz. So go away, OK? I’m done with this.

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