so i try to go to cdnow and look up a cd. well amazon has bought cdnow so i get taken to amazon. alright i can deal, i look up the cd and on the page with the cd info is the section "customers who wear clothes also shop for:" right under "customers who have bought this title have also purchased:". this raises a few questions: does amazon have that many nudist customers? why does it assume that i am not a nudist? what the hell does looking at a cd have to do with buying clothes? just for the record one of the clothing items it suggested: clean underwear, yikes.

we've got funny computer jokes in image form and funny stuff at penny arcade. and now we must pause for a word from the great, honorable, p. diddy:
"flavor"- p. diddy potential 2003 political candidate on what he'd bring to the white house.
that's right kids, "flavor"

i'm going to try to cover everything i found that was funny while the site was down...so here i go, there's not one, but two penny arcades. hmm, what else...well i can't think of anything else so off to csf homework i guess.

"thirty-four percent of the young americans knew that the island used on last seasonâ€™s 'survivor' show was located in the south pacific, but only 30 percent could locate the state of new jersey on a map." hmm... and they say our country is full of stupid people. of course what do you expect when only 26% of adults have attended a 4 year college.

aside from his international acclaim as a dork (see europe videos), fez also finds time to be a dork in california, as can be noted by his harmonics bio.(note his audition song) also there's myles bio, but he's not as fun to make fun of as fez. btw, stanford's athletic site doesn't list fez's sport (squash) yet it lists syncronized swimming, what does this tell us? ...discuss.

updated: well seeing the link and bruck's profile has reminded me of varley's college vs. delbarton list which btw, he has updated as of today. it's a funny read, especially if you went to delbarton. he also has the aim profile how-to up which isn't as funny as it is practical.

if you've seen this man, you are the lucky person who saw the man who is exactly, 1 unit of coolness cooler than fez. additionally there's this guy who used donations to buy george w. bush a ps2...hmm note to self get people to donate 300 dollars to me and then just keep the money...yes, excellent, it's all falling into place.

that's right folks, winning with speed is rapidly climbing its way up the new york times best-seller list, and it makes a great holiday gift. back covers don't get any better than this. and btw, as the poll shows, fez is indeed a dork.

first off we have a really fun game, where you push a guy down the stairs. next up, there's people with lego's and too much free time here. then there's this about a blue guy who's running for office. and finally, wilfred gets the nod for this article about saddam hussein challenging bush to a duel to settle their disputes. and oh yeah...asshole's get what they deserve.

this quote database is some pretty funny stuff. high-lights include:
[asr] 'fo sheezy.
[Sabboth] what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were
and...
[calin] we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
[ecoli] ew.
[ecoli] wait, you "caught" him?
[ecoli] like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?

stanton peele still an assholeread up kiddies, cause otherwise you might be "abused" after you act like such an ass at a town meeting that they have to have you arrested for disorderly conduct. everyone go to his court date august 6th so we can laugh at him.

flats showed me the new penny arcade comic which makes fun of the new stupid apple commercials where people who's pcs were "too complicated" for them preach about how great macs are. btw, if you're pc is "too complicated" and you're under the age of 70, you have less intelligence than a slug who's had it's brains ripped out and replaced with monkey feces. (or you're mr. snow)

[may 6] stanton peele gets arrested at a meeting about delbarton's ccrc and gets charged with disorderly conduct because he wouldn't shut up.(btw he has a june 18 court date)
[june 3] the planning board approves the amendment to the master plan that would allow a sewer line to delbarton's ccrc.
[june 15] matt dragon almost pees his pants reading about what an asshole stanton peele is.
[june 18] unfortunately matt dragon is unable to attend stanton peele's court date so he can laugh at him personally.

if you're up to the challange you can help fight spam by checking out spamcop where you can sign up for an account to forward spam messages to and the site does the detective work of figuring out who to email to bitch to. NOTE: this is not for the computer illiterate as it's not just as simple as forwarding an email. NOTE^2: don't reply to the remove addresses you get in spam, there's nothing binding that says people have to listen when you remove them and if anything you'll just get more spam

or you'll wet your pants when you read this. apparently kentucky has put a house resolution into action to "Encourage the purchase of a submarine to patrol the waters of the Commonwealth and search and destroy all casino riverboats." i have to go change my pants...

well since joe has been away for a while and hasn't updated his stats, i've decided to make fun of him, here. but seriously the stat's are still flowing and the graphs are still....graphing?(what do graphs do anyway?). so here's joe's and matt's.

you can now check out what my winamp is playing, here (btw only works when my laptop is online) pretty cool little plugin for those of you running winamp and a webserver on the same machine. and in case you couldn't find the link on that page to the plugin...here it is again

in his letter written to the courier news, which just for reference does not cover morris county, warren bobrow lays out his opinions on the delbarton retirement development. needless to say, he also joins the dumb as rocks club. and here is a draft of my response.

i realized that i put up the alumni email about mr. west for joe to link to from his profile, but that i never linked to it from here...so here's the page and there it will be for as long as i can foresee. you should read regardless of whether you went to delbarton or not, he was a great guy.

this study claims that watching an hour of tv a day makes you 4 times as likely to be violent. so that means that out of all the people you know who obviously watch too much tv (eric, wilfred, joe, myself; i'm looking at you) a bunch should be very violent. oh wait we aren't though. the best part is this, "Parents should try not to let children watch more than one hour a day on the average.", forget that crap that's only like 2 of 3 simpsons repeats that are on every day... guess tv no effect me no at all.

an opinion article in harvard's paper complains about the fact that a harvard professor has strong ties to cuba. personally i wouldn't care if castro himself swam over and started teaching somewhere, but this article does have some good overdramatic quotes such as,
"...Cuba's nasty and oppressive regime seems sad and bullied and even a little bit cute the 'Tickle-Me-Elmo'ť of totalitarian states." so if you're looking for some conservative drivel to cheer you up, then head over and read it.

Stupid Woman (as if theres another kind. :P) looks to sue Nintendo because her 30 year old son died from what seems to be an epileptic seizure. What the hell is this woman thinking? Her son had repeated seizures, and when one finally made him hit his head and die now she decides its worth suing. Thats touching. Maybe she should have read the warnings and torn the f-ing controller away from her son instead of waiting to waste her own, as well as nintendo's and the State of Louisiana's money on a trial. I'm sure the state could put its money to better uses - like teaching people how to read. And I want to see the new Zelda game within the next 10 years please. Arg i hate stupid people.

documentary film maker h. joseph pinto iii has started to release video shot in europe last summer on his website. this clip shows some interesting interaction between the cameraman (andrew bruck) and his subject (fez). also of interest is the product created when you give a crazy asian (wilfred) a prop, and tell him to go with it, which can be seen here. enjoy.

the seton hall pirates are at it again, of course we beat them in hockey and this could be explained by these pics (1, 2, 3). maybe it's cause they thought we were playing baseball or football, just another reason that you should wish that you went to shp.

this article talks about how you can be a good parent and make sure you're kid isn't *gasp* a hacker. some highlights include "most american families use trusted and responsible internet service providers, such as aol." and "the safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day." so everyone read up, and make sure that you are a hacker, i mean...never mind.