You're number one across the nation
You're famous on TV
And a fuss like this is a big sensation
For a woman, a woman like me

*Repeat

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right
to remain silent.
Anything you say may be taken down as evidence and
used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney, and just one phone call.

Turn around while I frisk you down, boy
Don't try anything and if you run I'll use my gun
I'm the best shot you've ever seen

*Repeat

**She's got a pistol in her pocket
She's got it pointed at you
She's got a pistol in her pocket, baby
She's comin'

**Repeat and fade with following:

I got a pistol in my pocket, I got a pistol
I got a pistol in my pocket...