Forget the fudge — spice things up at your holiday gatherings by busting out these Chocolate Covered Jalapenos ($60-$90). Available in batches of one or two dozen, you get to choose the types of chocolate — dark, milk, white, or a few of each — to cover the outside of either sweet, spicy, or a mixture of sweet and spicy jalapenos, all of which arrive in a gift box that can be emblazoned with a seasonal message for just a few dollars more.

What is there to say? We're quickly approaching the holiday season, and that means candy canes. So why not get some Bacon Candy Canes ($5) instead of the traditional kind? They look the same, but taste like bacon, which means they'll go down a lot easier with all the beer you'll be drinking. Just make sure you don't get them mixed up — because nothing says "Happy Holidays" like a peppermint Grolsch. And by "Happy Holidays", we mean "sorry for puking on your dog".

Whether you're trying to quit a nasty snuff habit or just want a waterless way to get some caffeine, grab some Grinds Coffee Pouches ($13). Similar to smokeless tobacco, Grinds come in round canisters holding 20 pouches a piece, only these are packed with flavored coffee instead of the cancerous stuff, giving you a nice kick any time you need it. And there's no need to spit! It's like "brewing the coffee in your mouth," or something.
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Even the most impossible person on your list can't refuse better health. Just for the holidays, you can get Elysium Basis in a two-bottle set. It's made from a mix of nicotinamide riboside and pterostilbene, proven in a peer-reviewed journal to raise levels of NAD+ — a coenzyme essential to the health of your cells, which aids in numerous other biological processes. The package includes a 60-day supply, offering an introduction to the benefits of the supplement without any long-term commitments.

The Pico C is the third in PicoBrew's line of automated craft homebrewing appliances, built by beer geeks for beer geeks. Pico C brews using PicoPaks, compostable, sugarcane husk containers filled with grain and hops that match recipes for more than 100 award-winning craft beers. The WiFi-enabled machine reads the RIFD tag for the recipe it's brewing and lets you adjust the ABV and IBU according to your preference. Brew 5 liters of fresh craft beer in as little as 2 hours, ready to drink in about 2 weeks. When the Pico C isn't working on your next batch of beer, it doubles as a sous vide, making it an even more vital component of your kitchen.

You know that maple syrup from New Hampshire is good — a little too good, if you go by his reaction — and now you can enjoy the rich flavor of real syrup on your homemade flapjacks and frozen, cardboard-like toaster waffles with Best Made Pure Maple Syrup ($70). This is a full half-gallon of certified organic, pure US grade A medium amber syrup made by North Family Farms in Canterbury, NH, and is sure to give your famous-but-rarely-made peanut butter and banana-stuffed french toast just the extra kick it needs.

Well, we suppose it was only a matter of time. Aeroshot ($TBA) provides you with a portable burst of caffeine — 100mg of it, to be exact — via a fine powder that falls out of the air and dissolves instantly in your mouth. Oh, and since it's not liquid, you should be able to carry it through security, although we'd advise taking it easy on all the "fine powder" talk until you're well away from the aeropuerto. [Scouted by Sam]