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Monday, October 05, 2015

Laura D's Triumphant Return!

Welcome to my triumphant return to the Blogosphere!*

Jeez oh, *blows on blog* it's dustier around here a Donald Trump hair
joke. Does that make any sense? No? Well that's the reason I'm back, I
don't feel there is nearly enough nonsense on the internet. It's in need of my
input.

This
morning I had a spider on my trousers....AND I WAS WEARING THEM AT THE
TIME!! There was no one home and that was probably for the best as I
caused quite the scene. Effin' spiders.

I think the guy in the
Weetabix advert is a masochist. Have you seen him? The guy that does
that dance over and over? Watch the end of that advert carefully. He's
eating Weetabix dry!! No milk, not heated up, nothing!

I've
become addicted to Scooby Doo. I dunno how this happened. Clearly I
wasn't paying attention and it snuck in somehow. He's coursing through
my veins. I can't get enough. I'm jonesing for my next Scooby snack, as
it were. I'm itchy. Mad itchy. I'm seeing ants. I can't wait to see the
brand new "Be Cool, Scooby Doo". And you better believe I'll review it
right here.

There's a little boy in my house, his name is
Hamilton and he is very hairy. You'll hear more from/about him in future
posts, stay tuned!

I'm adamant that Robert Llewellyn should do
more frequent Periscopes. There's nothing more relaxing than having a
nice cup of tea and listening to him talk Red Dwarf and electric cars.
...oh and staring up his nose.

It's 25 days til Halloween!!

Thanks for joining me, folkaroos! It feels fantastic to be back!

*Triumphant returns to Youtube and Twitter will occur at a later date.