Anthony Jeselnik. You know him from those Comedy Central Roasts, love him from his television show, “The Jeselnik Offensive” and frequently tolerate him on the late night talk shows. Since he’s taping here, you know, maybe you’ll get on camera. So behave. 7 p.m., 9:30 p.m. Friday. Paramount Theatre, 713 Congress Ave. $32. 512-474-1221, www.austintheatre.org.