This is absolutely going right into my signature. The best post I've read in months.

dff_punk

01-03-2010, 01:06 PM

What the jojan...??

Rooster

01-03-2010, 01:36 PM

What the jojan...??

Oh shit, you're one of us too?

P.S.: Jojan25, i feel honoured :p

holland25

01-03-2010, 02:10 PM

No problem, Jojantor88.

Jojan

01-03-2010, 02:15 PM

I do not have a shirt on me now.

Rooster

01-03-2010, 03:24 PM

I do not have a shirt on me now.

Man boobs? That's pr0n, dude!

RageAndLov

01-03-2010, 08:15 PM

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/rageandlov/amazedswede.jpg

holland25

01-04-2010, 01:55 AM

Jojan not Jojaned by Jojan.

Rooster

01-04-2010, 02:03 AM

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/rageandlov/amazedswede.jpg

Oh hai, new Jojan...

Rooster

01-04-2010, 02:06 AM

Jojan not Jojaned by Jojan.

Isn't it suspicious, only 2 users appear to be online at this moment, that's you and me. That's just another proof that we're both in fact a single person, and that's Jojan...

holland25

01-04-2010, 02:12 AM

Yeah, I'm connected through Jojanzilla, and my alternate account (you) probably through Jojan Explorer or Jojanera... Or maybe it is due to our time zones :D

Rooster

01-04-2010, 02:22 AM

Yeah, I'm connected through Jojanzilla, and my alternate account (you) probably through Jojan Explorer or Jojanera... Or maybe it is due to our time zones :D

I always thought the names of the programs were Jozilla Jojanfox, Jojanet Explorah, well, except Jojanera, that's the right name. Oh, i forgot one - Joojan Chrome.

Or maybe i just have older versions of the programs, i hadn't upgraded them for a while.

Also, what do you run on, Jojanows XP, Josta or 7? Jonux? Or you don't have a PC, but Jojantosh?

holland25

01-04-2010, 02:25 AM

Jojanows XP SP 2.

Jozilla Jojanfox, Jojanet Exploran.

Yeah, sorry, I mispelled those two.

Rooster

01-04-2010, 02:37 AM

Jojanows XP SP 2.

Same here, although i might upgrade on Jojanows 7 in the future. Also, tilt your head to the left and read XP, it looks like a smiley...

Yeah, sorry, I mispelled those two.

Don't worry, although you misspeled again in your quote, it's Explorah, not Exploran. You know, Explorah soundz moar gangstah :D

Edit: just learned that a newer version of Explorah has just been released, but it's name was changed to Jojanet Explojan, since Jojan now owns 100% of Jojansoft shares. He bought them for 7.49 € (low prices due to economic crisis). Before that he only owned 97% of the company...

holland25

01-04-2010, 08:55 AM

Jojan stole my jojanature!

holland25

01-04-2010, 08:56 AM

Also, Rok, I officially rename you to Jojanator88.

Rooster

01-04-2010, 10:56 AM

Also, Rok, I officially rename you to Jojanator88.

I endorse this... :D

Rooster

01-04-2010, 01:07 PM

Jojan stole my jojanature!

Technically he didn't. We're all Jojan, remember? So if you as a Jojan had that jojanture, there is no way Jojan could have stolen it from you, as Jojan already had it. You are Jojan, and i'm Jojan too (the evidence can be seen in the quotes in this thread), which means i should have the same signature too. But i didn't steal it, so i don't have it, i'm only one of many Jojan's personalities. BUT if i didn't steal your jojanture then Jojan couldn't have either, as i'm Jojan, just as much as you are. Also, this makes no fecking sense whatsoever.

Neither does this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bfKCk3cRTM) :D

ThunderPX

01-05-2010, 01:03 AM

Good times on the Offsprojan BBS.

EDIT:

Technically he didn't. We're all Jojan, remember? So if you as a Jojan had that jojanture, there is no way Jojan could have stolen it from you, as Jojan already had it. You are Jojan, and i'm Jojan too (the evidence can be seen in the quotes in this thread), which means i should have the same signature too. But i didn't steal it, so i don't have it, i'm only one of many Jojan's personalities. BUT if i didn't steal your jojanture then Jojan couldn't have either, as i'm Jojan, just as much as you are. Also, this makes no fecking sense whatsoever.

Neither does this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bfKCk3cRTM) :D

Ah, but you forget, we're already all Jront Rezjan. (http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp050503.htm)

holland25

01-05-2010, 01:23 AM

I win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SQjQUjzfU

Rooster

01-05-2010, 01:58 AM

Ah, but you forget, we're already all Jront Rezjan. (http://www.theninhotline.net/meatpers/html/mp050503.htm)

True, but i have a reason to believe that Trant Reznoe is the original Jojan. Because just like we all are Jojan, all the official NIN band members are Trent Reznor... If everybody is Jojan and everybody is Trent Reznor, then Trent Reznor = Jojan.

I win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32SQjQUjzfU

Wait, is that Trent Reznor Jojan or Jojan Jojan?

holland25

01-05-2010, 02:12 AM

Unfortunately it's Jojan Jojan.

Rooster

01-05-2010, 02:20 AM

Aw fux :(

holland25

01-05-2010, 02:22 AM

At least it is asleep. It won't hurt anyone with its laser eyes, as long as they are closed.

Rooster

01-05-2010, 02:50 AM

At least it is asleep. It won't hurt anyone with its laser eyes, as long as they are closed.

Thank GOD! Wait, isn't God Jojan too... FUX.

Anyway, Did you know that a new movie about Jojan is coming?

Jojan Cameron:
JOJANTAR

Starring: Trent Reznor, Jojan, Jojan25, Jojantor88, dff_jojan,...

Storyline (spoiler alert!): Jojan wakes up after 3 successive nights of heavy drinking and sniffing paint thinner with a really bad hangover, and finds himself in a completely new world, named Jojandora. He realises that he had fallen asleep in the military cargo plane, where he took shelter after beeing thrown out of the local bar into a rainy night. The plane the took him to Jojandora, which is one of the two smaller moons, which are together with a cucumber-shaped asteroid circling around the planet Jojanus. In order to get food and water he must volunteer himself to be telekinetically connected to Jojantar, an alien-human hybrid, created with mixing Trent Reznor's with cow and platypus DNA, and join the group of other Jojantars in the quest of obtaining very rare and expensive element Jojanium (sells for about 4.99 € a tonne), which Jontagon wants to obtain to cure the enormous hangover of it's employees after the celebration of NY 2K10 (but could be also used as the ultimate source of energy for spaceships). However, the richest deposits of Jojanium lie directly under the tree house, where the tribe of native Jojandorans, the Jaa'vi lives. The tribe won't give up their hangover cure without a fight, and the tensions result in an epic chugging battle between humans and Jaa'vi and Jojantars...

edit: i coloured the plot line in black, to avoid spoiling the movie for those who haven't seen it yet (it was released 5 minutes ago)...

Paint_It_Black

01-05-2010, 08:27 AM

PiB disapproves -10

holland25

01-05-2010, 08:30 AM

This thread was made just to show Jojan how much I dislike him.

Paint_It_Black

01-05-2010, 08:42 AM

You know he's loving this, right?

holland25

01-05-2010, 08:49 AM

Yeah, I do. I didn't expect him to like it... I just wanted to have a good time, making fun of him. Apparently it didn't turn out as I wanted it to.

Rooster

01-05-2010, 09:57 AM

It was amusing for a while though...

Llamas

01-05-2010, 10:22 AM

Maybe I've just changed, but I feel like this bbs has had the most annoying tendency to overdo generally mediocre jokes to a point of discomfort and extreme awkwardness.

holland25

01-05-2010, 10:41 AM

Yeah, you're probably right. The joke was fun in the first moment, but now, two days later, I don't find it that funny.

Jojan

01-05-2010, 02:12 PM

I got a warning today. x-D

Please stop tagging all threads "threads not made by jojan." At this point it has stopped being cute or funny and has started being spam.

Harleyquiiinn

01-05-2010, 02:24 PM

I got a warning today. x-D

So, will you stop ? I'd like to see of you can get temp banned for tagging the same thing over and over. Sure that would create a precedent :D

holland25

01-05-2010, 02:26 PM

God bless you, Sarah!

Jojan

01-05-2010, 02:28 PM

Well. The fun thing would be if I stopped, but you other people would start tagging threads and I would get banned for it. :-D

Harleyquiiinn

01-05-2010, 02:30 PM

Well. The fun thing would be if I stopped, but you other people would start tagging threads and I would get banned for it. :-D

Ah, such a good idea, but I think I read the mods can see who posted a tag so... you wouldn't get banned for it.

But you have a dilemma here. Either you stop, you obey, and you admit that you are not so much of a troll or a spammer, either you keep posting the tags, risking other warnings, and maybe a ban (although, I am not sure, you can get banned for that... I mean... it's not like it is really annoying...I don't know... not a mod :) ) and then, you can't troll or spam anymore.

holland25

01-05-2010, 02:34 PM

I hope that this is only another stroke of Jojan's utter stupidity, boredom and meaninglessness and he will stop when he's had enough. I hope.

dff_punk

01-05-2010, 02:38 PM

So.. wait.. it was Jojan who was tagging all the threads? Now I really feel stupid :o

holland25

01-05-2010, 02:45 PM

Sorry, but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

Yeah, he was the one who started tagging all the threads, and the others started ruining it by tagging the threads that actually are made by him.

dff_punk

01-05-2010, 02:48 PM

Well, I really don't know why, but I thought Al Coholic was the one who started this "threads not made by jojan" thing. But I really don't know how did such thing come to my mind.

Rooster

01-05-2010, 02:49 PM

Yeah, he was the one who started tagging all the threads, and the others started ruining it by tagging the threads that actually are made by him.

I contributed to this a few times...

holland25

01-05-2010, 02:57 PM

Me too. I did a little research (see: Find all threads started by Jojan) and tagged half of the old ones.

Rooster

01-05-2010, 03:03 PM

I don't even know which ones i tagged with that. i tagged this one with threads not made by jojan, but in this case the tag is rightly so. I just tagged it that way so that Jojan wouldn't be able to do it himself :p

My other tag here is jojans brothers... the ' is missing, but this way it looks more like jonas brothers...

holland25

01-05-2010, 03:04 PM

...tag not made by dff_punk... ??? :D

0r4ng3

01-05-2010, 03:06 PM

So.. wait.. it was Jojan who was tagging all the threads? Now I really feel stupid :o
Yeah, I also had no clue he was the one tagging the threads.

Rooster

01-05-2010, 03:06 PM

Yeah, that's a good one. Who made it, you? or maybe it was dff himself :D

dff_punk

01-05-2010, 03:10 PM

I did not make that tag...

holland25

01-05-2010, 03:10 PM

Probably dff himself

And Jesse, if it wasn't Jojan who have tagged all the threads, I wouldn't make this thread.

holland25

01-05-2010, 03:12 PM

I did not make that tag...

Me neither...

Little_Miss_1565

01-05-2010, 07:16 PM

Well. The fun thing would be if I stopped, but you other people would start tagging threads and I would get banned for it. :-D