Because I can

...I think I'm in love with you...
Ok, no, but this comic is brilliant!
Yes, point out the lameness!
And also; real male vampires are gay, don't forget that! (Has been reading too much Interview with the Vampire)

Anti-Twilight Youtube Thingus I Made

Me and my friend were bored one afternoon so we made a random video on youtube. somewhere in the video theres this part with edward...and we seriously effed up his face on MS paint.
Search "roxanile and darnimax randomness splee"
please! we iz lookin for more viewers. The resto of the movie is silly, but the twilight bit kills.