HEAR/SAY

Key Quotes on EYECARE: A SATEYERE

“Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.”
– Laurence J. Peter,Canadian educator (d. 1990)

“Insanity is sort of in the eye of the beholder.”
– Chuck Palahniuk,novelist

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.”
– Richard “Kinky” Friedman,musician/columnist

“It’s all fun and games ‘till someone loses an eye, then it’s just fun you can’t see.”
– James Hetfield,frontman of Metallica

“There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye. […] I know this because I took economics, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o’clock in the morning.”
– Lewis Black,comedian