Show Notes Below:

Ashlee Evans-Smith: “I have a fight announcement coming up in the near future.”

Shakiel Mahjouri: “Are you excited about the name value in this match-up?”

Ashlee Evans Smith: “Ooh, you’re splitting hairs now Shak. Yes, definitely. I can elaborate once I release who it is because anything I say right now isn’t going to make sense.”

Shakiel Mahjouri: “There was a regional fight recently. The winning fighter landed an anaconda choke. The losing fighter was unconscious and the referee waited 90 seconds before stopping, despite the winning fighter and the corners yelling for the fight to stop.”

Kajan Johnson: “Fire the ref for one thing. He should never, ever referee a match again. That guy is probably brain dead.”

Ashlee Evans-Smith: “I definitely agree with Kajan on that. That is really, really unfortunate. I was in a similar situation in my first UFC fight where even the referee came up to me and said ‘Hey Ash, I hope you’re not mad at me I let it go a little bit longer than I should have. It wasn’t 90 seconds, it was only one or two seconds. 90 friggin’ seconds, someone should put the referee in a choke for 90 seconds.”

Shakiel Mahjouri: “Ashlee, I want to get a tattoo of Nicolas Cage’s face super-imposed on a Pokemon’s body. Thoughts?”

Kajan Johnson: “Don’t do it. Don’t do it!”

Ashlee Evans-Smith: “Maybe don’t do it for your first one? You know, Shak.. you do you.”