14 Horribly Tacky Cake Toppers

First of all, let me start by saying I'm really sorry if you used any of these cake toppers at your wedding. Maybe I just don't get your humor. Secondly, let me add to that by saying these are some truly tacky cake toppers. From mermice — yes mermaid + mice = mermice! — to fighting couples, I think I can guarantee that you won't find these cake toppers on any 2008 trends list.

Thank you!!! This was the best way to start a Friday morning! The worst part is that I know folks that have used some of those. I think the mermice were my favorite. I suppose folks think my topper was also tacky... we got the LEGO topper from the LEGO company when you write to ask for one with the letter of congrats. It was for my husband's cake, not the real one, but he loved it so much we used it for the croquembouche.

This slide show is brilliant!
Thank you, Yum. I was feeling grumpy and you just turned my day around.
I didn't have a cake topper and didn't even think of having one. But if I had seen those mermice earlier...hmmm....