KANGAROOS! Watch out for those! I seen a few fights with boxers vs kangaroos and the kangaroos kicked butt. Seriously! I remember seeing this kangaroo attack this guy and tore his shorts to pieces with its hind legs. Those things are dangerous. Imagine that getting your butt whipped by a giant mouse. Totally embrassing!

PizDoff when drunk: "I'm actually MOST pissed that my target for the evening got drink...then I gave her my Bullshido Canada hoodie like a gentleman because she was outside with not much on...did I mention she barfed twice when I got our jackets...steaming barf is kinda fascinating..." - PizDoff.