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Unfortunately, the most enjoyable part of the Haunted River Cruise was laughing at how silly it was! The boat was hot, dark and uncomfortably crowded. You couldn't hear much of the stories - a combination of loud drunk people and the poor PA system. When...More

overcrowded, packed in like sardines. food was questionable at best, as was pitch black at serving table, question held at proper temps. Capt Mark was silly and unprofessional. Tour guide--pompous guy in faux Pirate outfit, very poor maudlin taste in sharing unfortunate drowning of two...More

What an amazing time!!
Lots of out of town guest for our wedding. A dinner somewhere would’ve been nice, but this was a way better and easier option. We had the boat all to ourselves and I was able to move about and visit the...More

They really had everything for us. Plenty of food and drink, we could not want for anything else. We had a gorgeous view of the river, and although it rained all day, we were covered and comfortable inside! Would do this again and highly recommend...More

We did the California Dreamin Cruise with Beer and Wine Pairings. First and foremost, the MC was awful, constantly telling how terrible wine connoisseurs are, wine professionals, and wine publications. The presentation of the wines was not professional at all, having little knowledge. His presentation...More

Date of experience: July 2018

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mark s, Manager at Pittsburgh Water Limo, responded to this reviewResponded 1 August 2018

Dear HospitalityProf,
Thanks for your review! We usually don't respond to anonymous online reviews but my staff really wants me to respond to you so here goes.
1st--You attended a beer and wine PRESENTATION on the Fantasy yacht. This means you WERE there to hear...More

Wonderful time! Great crew! Captain Mark was a great host! Great place to plan a party or just have a different view of the city! We had friends a family and it was a blast. Safety was ensured to be first among all things! Worth...More

Horrible!!!
The way this was marketed made you think you would hear haunted stories of Pittsburgh. Definitely not what you get!! You get a cheesy "Captain" with an annoying Pittsburgh accent...yinz and n'at can only be used so many times!! He tells "stories" as you...More