“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s. She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford “A wife of 40 should be like money. You should be able to change her for two of 20” – Anonymous “She tells enough white lies to ice a cake” – Dorothy Parker “She’s got such a narrow mind, […]

“Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible” – Margaret Mead “He’s a male chauvinistic piglet.” – Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx “If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?” – Cynthia Heimel “Bambi with testosterone.” – Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known […]

“Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?” – Don Rickles “Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun… Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you’re no use to anyone.” – John Cooper Clarke “He has a face like a Saint – A Saint Bernard.” – […]

“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.” – Groucho Marx “His mind is so open – so open that ideas simply pass through it.” – F. H. Bradley “The stupid person’s idea of a clever person.” – Elizabeth Bowen talking […]

“The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards” – Billy Connolly “Each section of the British Isles has it’s own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn’t” – Stephen Leacock “Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had […]