Well, maybe that's why it's a wireless mouse?So you can pick it up and walk around the tower, and use it on whichever monitor you want.BUT I CAN'T MOVE IT.Pardon?IT'S STUCK.WHY IS THE MOUSE STUCK.Probably because it's welded to the counter.ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.Yes.I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.WHAT SORT OF ASSHOLE. WOULD SET UP A WIRELESS MOUSE.AND THEN WELD IT TO THE COUNTER.That's a hell of a question.OHHH.OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.I AM SO. SO. PISSED OFF AT THIS.WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS NIGHTMARE.I dunno.Someone who thought it would be funny watching you struggle with a shitty trackball mouse welded to a counter?I DEMAND TO KNOW.WAS IT YOU.IT WAS YOU. WASN'T IT.Maybe.

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