Dragons: Riders of Berk s02e08 Episode Script

Appetite for Destruction

- Let's go, bud. [toothless roars] [heroic music] - Yeah. - Wow. - Cool. - Wow. - Wow, nice. - He's pretty good. [soft orchestration] - [screeches] - Okay, these nadders get tagged yellow. That's how we know they belong on sorrow island. - Like this? Feel free to join in anytime. - Okay. How about now? - [groans] [screams] All right, I have to admit: The shield is pretty cool. - Why, thank you. I quite like it too. I'm gonna go check on the twins. They're supposed to be marking the crescent island dragons. - I'm sure that's going really well. - [groans] [groans] - [groans] - Uh! - [chuckles] cool. I've always wondered what you look like purple. - You know, you could at least say you're sorry. - You're right. I could. Okay, I'm sorry That your head got in the way. - Heard that. [sighs] - [groans] [balloon sploshes] [both groan] - Uh, guys! You're supposed to be tagging the dragons, Not each other. - You know, if you think it through, hiccup, This is pretty much your fault. - How do you figure that? - Uh, hello? You armed us with paint. Where'd you think that was gonna go? And we're the stupid ones. [laughs] - How many of these do we have to do anyway? - As many as we can. The more dragons we tag on each island, The better we can keep track of where they belong And where they may migrate to. - Wow. That was, uh - Fascinating? - What's the opposite of fascinating? - Hiccup, isn't it supposed to be One dragon color per island? - Yeah. Why? - I see two colors down there. Have we been using the wrong one? - I don't think so. - Don't look at us. If we had green paint, you know where it would be. - Well, I better ask fishlegs. This was his idea. - You're gonna fly all the way back to berk? - Nope. I don't have to. - What's he talking about? - He must have some of that magic paper We've been looking for. - He always gets the good stuff. - It's not magic paper. Fishlegs and I have been working on something new. We call it "air mail." - [groans] - stupid name. - [laughs] right? - Do you really think that terrible terror Is gonna fly straight to berk? - Yep, and right to the academy. Terrors are especially territorial. So it's a natural instinct for them To return to their home from wherever they get released. - Whoa! - [chuckles] [shouts] ooh! - And how will we know if he made it? - When fishlegs and snotlout meet us at dragon island. - [laughs] If that happens, I'll kiss snotlout on the lips. - [purrs] - [snores] - [squawks] - [snores] - [squawks] - [snores] - [squawks] - [grumbles] - well, look who it is. Fishlegs and snotlout, Both right here on dragon island. Astrid was just talking about you. - [chuckles] of course she was. - [puckers lips] - Say it and those will be The last words you ever speak. [neck cracking] - Hiccup, I got your message. I knew air mail would work. So, uh, what's the emergency? - We've been seeing dragons Painted green on crescent island. - That's your emergency? I was in the middle of something very important. - You were sound asleep. - Beauty rest. You think this just happens? - Fishlegs, does it make any sense to you That those dragons would be there? - No. They shouldn't be. Crescent island is clearly marked as purple. - That's what I thought. - So what were the green dragons doing there? - First of all, it's not green. It's pistachio. They belong on tall tree island. That's where I tagged them. - Yeah, well, your pistachio dragons Aren't where they're supposed to be. - Huh. That's weird. - We need to figure this out. Let's check out tall tree island. - Sounds awesome. I was wondering what I was gonna do With the rest of my day. See ya back on berk, suckas! - I don't understand. We should be there by now. - Maybe we're off course. - I don't do off course, astrid. According to my map, it should be right-- Uh - You were saying? - Even if we were off course, We'd still be able to see it from here. - Well, an island can't just disappear. - Earthquake, maybe? - Volcano? - Wrath of thor? Wrath of odin? What? Just throwing out possible explanations. - None of that explains this. - [growls] - Orange? - Burnt apricot, actually. - What island are they from? - According to this, they're from sunstone island. - Ah, sunstone island. Pristine beaches. A veritable smorgasbord Of fine mineral deposits for meatlug. - Sunstone island it is. - Huh. I thought it was bigger. - Ya think? - I-I-I have to say the beaches Are a bit of a disappointment. - One island is missing. And one island's been sunk. - I guess an entire island can disappear. - Well, if-- if the islands are gone, Where do the dragons go? - Good question. Dragons live in specific places for specific reasons. - The food they eat, where they nest - If they lose their homes, It could endanger their whole species. - We need to figure out what's going on, now. Let's head back to dragon island. - [laughs] if it's still there. - [screams] - Look at them all. - Check their colors. - I-I-I see pistachio, b-burnt apricot - Look, a new color. Red. - Technically, that's vermillion. - [groans] - what? It is. - Dragons from three different islands suddenly all here. - Look, this forms a line, Which means there are more islands in danger. Boar head island. Thor rock island. Toothless, we're goin' back out. - I'm coming with you. This could get dangerous. - What makes you think that? - Oh, I don't know. Islands disappearing mysteriously, Dragons fleeing in terror. Call it a hunch. - Fine. Fishlegs, you stay here in case Any more dragons show up. - Got it. New dragons. Meatlug and I are on the case. - [groans] - Boar head should be down there. It's gone too. - So now what? Whoa, look at what's left of thor rock. You know, maybe fishlegs' "wrath of gods" theory Isn't so crazy. - Let's get a closer look, bud. These markings look familiar But different somehow. - Different how? - Different bigger. [earth rumbles] - [screams] - That sounds like - [screams] - The screaming death! - [screams] - [screams] - Someone's been eating their vegetables. - And everything else in sight. - [screams] - [screams] - [growls] - Its scream disorients the dragons. - No kidding! - The screaming death has been destroying all the islands. - It must be tunneling underneath And causing them to collapse in on themselves. - But why would it do that? - I don't know. Let's get a closer look. You wanted dangerous. - [screams] - hiccup! - [screams] - Easy, bud. Maybe it wants to be friends. Or maybe not. - [growls] [screams] [screams] - ah! - [groans] Hope you like pistachio! - [screams] - Whoa! Steady, stormfly. Just hang in there. - [screeches] - How's that for accuracy? - Periwinkle blue! There are now periwinkle- blue-marked dragons here. - I know. Boar head island. - And--and look! There's eggshell white! - From thor rock island. - What happened to them? - The same thing that happened to all the other islands: Screaming death. - [gasps] the screaming death is back? - I don't think it ever really left. - Yeah, it just got bigger and nastier. - Uh, how much bigger? - Chomp-chomp-there-goes- your-island big. - Ah, it's just as I thought. The screaming death is following an imaginary line, Destroying anything in its path. - It's coming right at us. - That's not even the worst part. - It's headed straight to berk. - We have to get back to berk and--and--and warn stoick. - No. We head it off. We make our stand here. Do you understand? There's no other land between here and berk. - Look, I'm all about danger. But did you see the size of that thing? - It's not going to be just us. We're sending for reinforcements. - [sighs] snotlout and the twins? Ah, I feel so much better. - Hey, we're gonna need all the help we can get. - [groans] [groans] [groans] - Hey, you guys. Where is she? [both snarl] I won't tell her you told me. I swear it. - She's right here! [laughs] [groans] [laughs] [groans] - [laughs] - [groans] [both groan] - [groans] - Why is that terrible terror Staring us down? - Right? I thought it was just me. - [groans] - it's totally eyeballing us. - [groans] - What does it want? - Whatever it's selling, I'm not buying. - Is it gone? - I think so. - [groans] - okay, on three, we run. - One-- - [shouts] [both groan] - Leave us alone! You demented little monster. - Hiccup, the yellow-marked dragons from sorrow island Just started showing up. - Which means that the screaming death Is only one island away. - Looks like help's not coming. All right, we'll have to set up a defense Here on dragon island with what we have. - Maybe we should fall back and head for home. - We can't. If the screaming death destroys dragon island, All these dragons will overwhelm berk. - And the screaming death won't be far behind. - Exactly. - How soon till it gets here? - [screams] - [screams] - Toothless and I will try to buy us some time. You guys join me up there When snotlout and the twins get here. - I'm going with you. - No, I need you as a safety net In case it gets past me. - So you're leaving me by myself? - Uh, hello? Man on a dragon here. Right behind you. - [sighs] You know what I meant, fishlegs. - I do, and I'd like to go on record As saying we don't appreciate it. Do we, girl? - [belches] - [screams] - [sighs] just go. - Statues. [laughs] great idea. - It's like we're not even here. - What are you two muttonheads doing? - We're not muttonheads. - Yeah, we're statues. - I guess we could be muttonhead statues. - No, I mean why are you-- - [groans] - shh. It's right behind you. - Pretend we're not here. - What are you talking about? - [snarls] - Oh, cool, air mail. Hm, didn't think that would catch on. - Air mail? - Pfft, stupid name. - Pfft, muttonheads. - No, statues of muttonheads. - [screams] [growls] [screams] - Well, we clearly got its attention, bud. Now, let's play a little follow the leader And see if it goes for the shiny shield trick again. - [screams] [screams] - Huh. That was easy. Guess I spoke too soon. Come on. You love shiny things. At least you-- you used to. Ahh! Okay, so it's getting bigger and smarter. Not the greatest combination. - [sighs] I knew we couldn't rely on That terrible terror air mail. - Actually, we can. Like all dragons, terrible terrors are-- - Territorial. I know. - Wait. That's it. Astrid, you're a genius. I-I could kiss you on the lips right now. - No one is kissing me on the lips ever. - [screams] - Why don't you go cover hiccup's back? I-I've got an idea. But I'll need some time. - Wait! Where are you going? - Just trust me. - [growls] - We're barely making a dent in that thing. - [screams] - Turn around, you overgrown earthworm! - [growls] - [groans] - fishlegs! What are you doing? You need backup! - Oh, I've got backup. Meatlug! Spew! [growling] - [screams] [snorting] [growling and snorting] - [screams] - Hey, it's like gronckle-fest down here. How'd he do that? - Gronckles are territorial too. They will defend their home at any cost. Great idea, fishlegs! - I know, right? Who's the safety net now? - [screams] - You see that? It ran away. - Uh, not quite. Astrid, fishlegs, Get as many wild dragons together as you can. I'll try to force it back to the surface. [dramatic orchestration] [rock splashes] It's trying to sink the island from within. - [screams] - Toothless, look out! - [screams] [screams] [growls] [screams] - Hey, we got your message. - Well, one of us did. [earth rumbles] Whoa! Did that thing get bigger? - Yeah, and awesome-er! - [screams] - All right, dragons. Let's get territorial! Stormfly, spine shot! - [growls] - meatlug, dive! - [screams] [screams] - It's working! All the wild dragons are defending their home! - [screams] [groans] - I don't think the screaming death Is gonna mess with dragon island anymore. [earth rumbles] - Aw, man, but it is still sinking. [tense orchestration] - Lava blast! [groaning] - The lava is stabilizing the island. Fishlegs, meatlug, You two were the heroes today. - Oh, come on. You're makin' us blush. - [groans] - Everybody saw how that screaming death turned tail And ran as soon as hookfang and I showed up, right? - Uh-huh, and all those wild dragons Had nothing to do with it. - Correct. - As long as we never have to see The screaming death again. It's giving meatlug gas. And I don't have to tell you what that's like. - Hey, did you find anything else About the screaming death? - The good news is they only hatch one Every hundred years or so. - That's the good news? - What's the bad news? - [laughs] Let me guess. Uh, what is it gonna be? The end of the world? - Close. - Uh, I was kidding. - The bad news is it's still out there. And someday, it'll come back to berk.