For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)I'mSKINNY, so IMUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no moralsI'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trashI TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.IHAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm aVEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOOI'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceitedI'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasI'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionI'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prudeI'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dorkI'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devilI'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE… So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.I am AMERICAN so IMUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I’m QUIET if I don’t know you so I MUST be emo or anti-social.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak witheither a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so IMUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worshipSatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.Ihave my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.Iam WICCAN, so IMUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be apedantic bastard.I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timeI don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistakeI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problemsI DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problemsFUCK STEREO TYPES

I'm the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this ontoyour account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, guitarhorselover, teamjacob247,ThatStupidLamb95, Jacob Black. . .Ooft Phitt, DarknessXAnime, Onyx Midnight, SongoftheWolf, FullMoonBallad, XxListlessAngelxX Gothic Angel From Hell, NeverEndingImagination1210,FreakyVampChick , Kitten5772

AU: Naruto's life changes when he decides to follow a playful fox one day. He stumbles across a room and scroll that will change his life. Follow Naruto as he takes the path of the Kitsune and carves out his own place in his world with friends, rivals and enemies around every corner. Light NaruHina. Violence/Language. I do not own Naruto at all, in any way.

After failing the Genin Exam for the second time, Naruto is found in the woods crying by none other than Hinata Hyuuga. Naruto decides to make a change. And he isn't the only one. Follow the teens in their quest to change and change the minds of others.

Deadpool had half a second to witness the utter shock, quickly followed by the rush of blood to Peter's usually pale cheeks, creating an adorable blush, before he clapped a hand over his eyes and let out a yell. "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU NAKED!" Wade glanced down at himself and shrugged, "hey, I'm the one that woke up here, shouldn't I be asking you that? Perv."

On the night the Kyuubi attacked Konoha, the Shinigami tried to take the lives of both Minato and Kushina, but a loophole allowed their souls to remain free. For twelve years, Danzo has kept them hidden but now they've escaped. A family reunited, they will have their revenge, and help their son become the legend he was destined to be. NaruHina. Starts up after the Wave ARC.

After coming back from one of his missions, Jiraiya finds his 10 year old godson not being taken care of, Jiraiya decides to take Naruto away and train him. How will everything change? NaruHina strong Naruto AU. A little Sasuke and Sakura bashing in the beginning but none later on. The story was made before the foxes name got revealed deal with it.

The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.

Amber's life is horrible. She has no one but her abusive father. What will happen when a child from another planet is stranded on her planet with no rescue in sight? Together they will team up to protect each other from this crule world and what it bring

What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.

Isabella grew and lived in a peaceful village, That was until one day Viking's raided her village. They had taken all the money and treasure, her included. Now Isabella had been taken against her will she will have to live with the fact that she has been kidnapped by Vikings. Her world gets even troubled when the head Viking decides to declare her as his and his alone. M

Somewhere along the way the future got f***ed. Women are possessions, men are vile and the Volturi rule the world. But one family hides in the shadows behind a fence trying to reclaim the basic decency of humanity. This is a love story that starts in an auction house.

Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?

Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.

Entered in The Dark Is My Friend Darkest Powers contest. WORDS 10,613. Chloe moves to a new town and 3 days a month they lock up their houses from the 'wolves' what happens when she saves one and he stays in her house?

Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M

Bella Swan - a psychic in the 24th century - becomes a pawn in her father's political games with no way out. But could her newly arranged marriage to a Prince of an alien planet be the cure to her loneliness? OOC. Lemons and possible violence.

Edward Cullen: A wanted man by the FBI, Bella Swan: Daughter of the Police Chief who is able to catch Cullen. Just one look and one statement leads to a night neither will ever be able to forget... This is a continuation of my one shot See You Soon.

*Sequel to Eve's Pregnancy,Claire's pregnancy* The adventure continues when we venture through the friendship of Alyssa Collins&Mikey Glass grows into something more then friends, like love!Read to see the adventure! This was Re-uploaded! READ AND REVIEW!

A world where vampires live out in the open but chaos and blood rule. Claire has managed to find relative peace since she ran, but when she turns around and Shane is there to kidnap her, both of them find it difficult being around each other. OOC/lemonade

Tony Stark had long ago accepted that his life was weird. Charmed and amazing – often terrifying – but weird. Still, this took the cake. It's not every day that he loaned out a guest room to a funny girl who got herself knocked up by the God of Mischief.

Trio: Embry/Quil/Bella. Mating season starts and Bella just happens to be in La Push. She is found by Quil and Embry who appeal to her in a way that she has barely let herself realise let alone anyone else. After a whole weekend spent together they are bound for life. Just how does the trio affect Bella's life at High School; WARNING: this is a poly story & will contain slash M/M

"Bella touches an unfamiliar stone at the museum, an event that now links her to an astronaut with a strange tattoo. When the end of the world is near, only they can solve the mystery before it's too late, or more precisely before December 21, 2012."

In the age where men ruled the world, women were pawns in the vast game of chess that was the royal court. An intriguing and captivating tale of love, betrayal, lust and sex. "For, behold, the winter is past. The rain is over and gone."

My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.