Wolcome! I'm your host, a literal ghost, and this is a Game! You could walk home with this fabulous grand prize of a brand new 2023 SUV! Rememeber, you have to walk!And now for our first question: Who am I? What am I doing here? Why am I asking this question?

Get your contestants ready, buzzers! That's all we have time for tonight folks and folkettes, see you next time! Now let's meet the Ten Thousand Pound Grand Prize and Start the Game!

And both of those are wrong! We were actually looking for this question: "... why?"

Now, on to our next contestant. Name three illegal things you have done. The police will be waiting to escort you away for breaking the law. Note that not answering is a crime and will result in legal action against you.