Wife’s sex diary is better than husband’s spreadsheet

It isn’t just guys who are keeping a record of their intimate sex lives with their partners, it seems girls are at it too.

A wife’s ruthless sex diary documenting her failed attempts to get laid has emerged.

The detailed record spans 30 days – most of them sexless – and includes comments explaining why her man didn’t rise to the occasion.

One reads: ‘I woke up and started giving him a handjob. He said he was going to be late for work.’

Most of her failed attempts end with her using a love aid to masturbate.

Another reads: ‘I waited for him to come home from a bachelor party. At 4am he rolled into bed with glitter on his face. He said it was from a strip club. He passed out drunk. I masturbated while he slept.’

The hilariously brutal documentation has been made public after a husband’s sex spreadsheet recently went viral.

The husband detailed his sex life in a spreadsheet (Picture: Reddit/ throwwwwaway29)