Things you could have grabbed - not yourself

posted
November 25th, 2009

You heard about the Final Flesh mailorder contest, right? Well, it's all over now - five lucky winners got their slimy paws on some red hot grab bag items (or is it vice-versa: red hot paws on slimy grab-bag items?) picked out by the man whose creations will cream your demon if you let 'em, PFFR's own Vernon Chatman! These items are priceless, not to mention tasteless - just the way we like 'em! Until we get photos back from the lucky winners displaying their prizes in flagrante delicto, here's a nice almost family friendly image of the what you could have won...

P.S. Final Flesh is the deeply affecting new avant-porn DVD from the creator of Wonder Showzen, and Xavier: Renegade Angel It's out now - way out. You can visit the trailer here if you don't believe us.