Recap

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Wizard Movie
1. Five words: Harry Potter is Regis Philbin
2. Uses cloak of invisibility to sneak into "Bruno"
3. They lose to the Knicks, 110-93 (OH, I'm sorry that's a sign you're watching a bad Washington Wizards Game)
4. Instead of broomsticks they ride dustbusters
5. He has the ability to render people queasy
6. His magic word is "Meat"
7. "Capes" are actually slankets, the blanket with sleeves
8. Uses his power to transform Times Square into a pedestrian mall
9. It's set in the magical land of Trenton
10. Only potion he can make is instant coffee