London, England - In a surprise move, an anonymous uncyclopedia user spammed prego images into a random unNews article, for no apparent reason. The article's title has shocked several admins, who denounced the article's author as a "perverted bastard" and a "sick freak". As one admin said:

“"We will tolerate uncontrolled random prego-spam no longer! This calls for a perma-ban... Oh wait, its images of cans of spaghetti sauce, not that other kind of prego spam...”

~ unnamed admin

Additionally, several causal readers have been confused by the article, wondering what is wrong with spamming images of spaghetti sauce. They were quickly informed that the article is innuendo by more experienced users.

The article, which can be found here, contains three images of Prego spaghetti sauce, followed by a self-reference laden explanation. The article, which the author admits is a one-trick pony, is rather short and probably not that funny.