If Downtown Tom approaches you in the cold hours of the night, do not play dead! Stand tall, clap your hands, use nearby objects as a shield, be the bigger bird!

Tom's belligerent behavior has lead to the passing of an ordinance to euthanize aggressive turkeys. Attempts by wildlife officials to relocate Downtown Tom have failed, and they only managed to chase Tom out to 8th street. If you wish to be a hero, save this raptor from the death penalty by taking Tom out to greener pastures.