Vote For Twin Boobs! Better yet, buy Twin Boobs! 'P-P-P-PLEASE' jk But seriously folks...I really could use the money! Know what I mean?

Ok...all jokin' aside...I thank all you fans for the nomination. And cheers to the future winner! Heck...me never been nominated for anything before. I pray that God blesses all of you, & also The Best Film. Whichever WAM movie that turns out to be.

C'mon fans! Help a poor old legendary American clown out. Are we gonna let the Brits win? USA!!! USA!!! Although I do love the British people too. You coined the name Sploshing. Takes less explanation to newbies than the good ol' American WAM. And you know...there's George Michaels & that band. Oh...and I love the French. The Germans, not so much. jk I love the Germans too. If fact...I love everybody. The whole wide world.

So here's some more pix to persuade ya. I hope ya like 'em. Because I'm fallin' behind. Drat that Cute Candy Custard! How can a Bozo compete with her? Even I bought her film. Pretty good too! But it ain't Twin Boobs! So for cryin' out loud! Please vote for Twin Boobs. And for all your efforts, you'll receive a great big giant No Prize. Now you can't beat that, huh? I really wanna win this thing! That is all. I kindly bid you adieu. Too much???