ITEM – Because when Trouty Mouth wants to assfuck in the shower, you DO IT. Creator Ryan Murphy is pushing all the boundaries he can this season on Gleeto boost flagging ratings. Whereas the gay themes on the show in past seasons have mainly been about acceptance, this season will be all about gay sexuality according to Murphy.

“I really pushed hard, so to speak, for this new storyline in which Sam (Chord Overstreet) discovers he’s gay and in total and complete lust with Blaine (Darren Criss). Note I said ‘lust’ and not ‘love.’ Their relationship is completely based around sex. I fought hard, much like Sam’s penis does with Blaine’s butthole, to get that shower scene past censors,” Murphy told no one seeing as I’m making all of this up so I could post that awesome (and far too tiny) GIF.

What does this mean for Blaine’s boyfriend, Chris Colfer’s character Kurt?

Murphy says that Kurt turns to his step-brother Finn (Cory Monteith) for solace when he finds out that Blaine’s ass has hooked Trouty Mouth in the McKinley High School showers.

“I’m trying to get another scene done in which Finn lets Kurt give him a brojob. Cross your fingers.”

This is fucking amazing. Check out the gif from the scene. I need to start watching Glee again.

– J. Harvey

For more shots of Chord Overstreet and Darren Criss’ characters slowly falling in lust on this season’s Glee, Follow the BREAK!

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ITEM – Shonda Rhimes, the creator and head writer of Grey’s Anatomy, is deeply stupid. Why? She fired the hottest actor on her show. Spoiler alert – the season premiere of Grey’s this past week featured Eric Dane’s Dr. McSteamy character being taken off life support after last season’s horrifying plane crash. Ok, actually – she’s fine. That show has its moments but damn, he really was the hottest one. Alex is ok, but he’s kinda short. McSteamy was like a sexy greyhound. Or a sexy GREAT DANE. You saw that coming. R.I.P. McSteamy.

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ITEM – I wanted to see the new James Bond film Skyfall before. posted this pic. Now I REALLY want to see it. Hi, Daniel Craig with no shirt on! Needs more dick, though.