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Trump Backs Off Deportation Stance

Not even 5 days into our new Trump era and Red is already having his first WTF moment. DT promised Red that the 12-15 million ILLEGAL ALIENS in the US would be shown the door, escorted out, given the boot, kicked out, frog marched to the border and otherwise told don’t let it hit you in the ass on the way out. Now, Red is being told that only 2-3 million of the worst of the worst are going to be on that greased skid back to the land of tortillas and tacos. That is not what Red was promised and he is mighty PO’d already.

Red don’t care if you were brought here the day after you born, don’t speak a lick of Mexican, are the All District quarterback, valedictorian and were voted most likely to own your own taco truck. Red don’t care if you couldn’t spell Gwadellahara, Guadellahoorah, Guadelihurra, Guadalajara (there we go) if your life depended on it. You need to get the hell out! And that’s what Red was promised. You’re taking our jobs, you’re filling up the airwaves with that Mexican yak and songs about tu Corazon, and you’re ruining Tex-Mex food. All the Mexicans need to go. That includes the Guatemalan Mexicans, the Salvadoran Mexicans, the Honduran Mexicans and any other type of Mexicans. Hell, Red even met some Peruvian Mexicans the other day – they was real nice people, but they need to go too. So President-Elect Trump, you need to stop appeasing the people that didn’t vote for you. They aint never going to like you anyway. Red don’t care what old weak-kneed Paul Ryan says about no “Deportation Force” – there needs to be some deporting and lots of it.