I deffenitly like this the best so far, although won’t people reading the book wonder why the triangle is in the eye? speaking of which, is it even possible to get a triangle in your eye? that would fucking hurt. Also, whose eye is that on the cover: yours, Scott?

Think, Junkies, think of that bitchin’ cover on a shelf. Better yet, think of a display of those bitches, three across and three deep, in the front of some bookstore. People will NOT be able to keep their dirty little mitts off the book. They MUST pick it up and see what it’s about.

that’s why Crown has put a contact poison on the cover. It’s absorbed through the skin, you see. Sure, it will kill a lot of people, but when Channel 7 covers that story, it’s like free marketing!