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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU has recently been meeting with liberal congressman and senators, encouraging them to pass a new law regarding home security cameras. They are alleging that would be burglars have a right to privacy and should not be filmed, unless they give written permission to the homeowners before exiting their property with the stolen merchandise.

Dear Blake, My son and daughter-in-law have a golf cart they allow their 6-year-old son, to drive. I feel that my grandson is too little to control the vehicle. He can barely see above the steering ...