Yes, dear. We can see the very expensive Tiffany ring you were lent. You can relax now.

We absolutely love this look on her. The only reason she’s not getting a “WERQ!” and snaps of respect is because she apparently overslept and missed her makeup appointment that afternoon.

Why wear a really dramatic suit like that, slap on a dozen mortgage’s worth of diamonds, and then forego the face paint? We don’t get it. We also don’t much get those shoes. And we also think that’s too much sternum for you, dear.

So we guess what we’re saying is… BRAVA, Victoria Beckham. Because everything that doesn’t have Vicki’s fingerprints on it isn’t much working for us.

I just don’t think she has the dress-wearing chops for this. Or the height. This needs a lovely tall androgyne. She doesn’t look bad by any means but this needs a lot more presence.

Tatiana Luján

I actually think she looks super cute with a clean face and that the lack of makeup goes well with the sharpness of the suit.
But her hair color is way too light and her head looks weird.
I don’t like the shoes with this look either.

Straightaway. Funny because Godlike Tilda and Posh Spice barely co-exist on the same planet, but there you go.
Mulligan looks like she cannot understand her own look. Poor Dear, I think she’s rather overstrained.

ilikemints

Yeah, the combo of clean face, dramatic suit, and platinum combed-back hair screamed “I wanna be Tilda!” Too bad, because she’s so tiny she looks more like a little girl dressing as Queen Swinton for Halloween.

YES!! Agree. Agree. Agree. She looks like a child playing dress up. She naturally looks like a pre-teen. So to wear a tuxedo suit and no makeup…she looks like those photos of children in their parents clothes. I think my uncles confused liking the outfit with it being appropriate for the wearer.

I like this look. I like that unlike SJP & Kate Hudson, just because there was tons of loaner jewelry, she showed a bit of restraint and only wore earrings and a ring. I like the shoes because they do not pull focus from the outfit. I even like the pale makeup in a Swinton kind of way.
Well done Sally Sparrow.

Cynica

She’s not and never will be Tilda (don’t try, sweetie–it’s just sad), but kudos for wearing something other than a blue dress to this shindig.

Don’t love this personally but I respect it. It is definitely awesome even without the proper facepaint

SophieCollier

Love the clothes, but she looks so tense it’s making me uncomfortable.

myristica_fragrans

she looks so old and washed out. she needs a different shade of blond and some color on her face.

BayTampaBay

Not my cup of tea…but….she does look good.

filmcricket

I’m guessing the idea was to match the menswear with the clean face and the pulled-back hair, but it’s too severe for a button-like cutie like her, it needs a Swinton or a Blanchett to pull something like this off. Dig the shoes and would love a closer look at the ring – it looks like it might be the one from the Tiffany Bubbles line that I’ve been coveting for years.

alyce1213

She looks like a naughty little towheaded boy who got into his dad’s closet with scissors.

Indovina

It’s different and unexpected, but I think she’s too meepish* for it.

* Take, for example, the third picture of her here. Now, imagine a thought bubble above her head that reads “Meep”. Exactly. And she usually kind of looks like that.