Minhdzuy Khorami and Omar Najam love Sailor Moon so much that they stole a space shuttle and began exploring space, all while watching episodes of the brand new Sailor Moon Crystal! They chronicle their adventures exploring strange worlds.

35 - Havana Is Already At The Observatory? Sexaphones In A Sunless UniverseHavana joins Minhdzuy & Omar as they hop into their next universe. The first strange thing they discover is that this universe starts their weeks not on Sundays, but on a second Monday! The universe is so dark that they realize there is no sun at all! The gang tries to start a band called Moon Chain. Minhdzuy plays the sexophone, a saxophone that works by fucking it, and Havana plays the tromboner, an instrument that works normally. Omar is the manager. They all decide that they should investigate the observatory. Who’s there but Havana’s dimensional counterpart? The gang suspects that this other Havana may be hiding this dimension’s sun. Havana makes out with herself. Minhdzuy and Omar murder the double. Havana has to stay in this dimension to take the place of the dead Havana. Bye, Havana!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/e21bOdzOocc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

34 - Havana Mahoney Sees With Her Nose! Welcome To The Dead Animals Planet!Havana sees Minhdzuy & Omar pop into existence and becomes best friends with them, mostly because she doesn’t have friends on this planet. She shares how she can see things by smelling since she doesn’t have eyeballs. Minhdzuy & Omar try to leave immediately, but Havana manages to get them to stay by telling them about all the very beautiful and nice people. They stay! Omar flirts with Havana and tells a story about J. Montgomery, some person who built a plane before the Wright Brothers. Minhdzuy builds a fan and talks about that time when they issued a bunch of new quarters. Havana tries to add her own story but can’t think of anything. And it wouldn’t be an episode of Hey Sailor without gene splicing! Omar makes Ant-Cantaloupe hybrids and then Havana eats it, giving her the powerful sense of sight! What a miracle!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/EvLubeS3nIc" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

33 - A Murder In Riverdale? Omar & Minhdzuy, Detectives Worthy Of The CWMinhdzuy and Omar find themselves in another library, but despite its similar appearance to the other libraries, they soon discover that it’s a non-shush library on a high school campus. They start to plan their entry into the Hollywood Fringe Festival once they make it back to their universe, but soon get distracted by Regina Spektor’s cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps in Kubo and the Two Strings. Omar brutally attacks Minhdzuy for always singing Let It Be at karaoke. Outside, their Damien Chazelle call doesn’t work, but they observe that the high school looks very nice, unlike Minhdzuy’s alma mater, Wilson High School. Omar points out that it looks like Riverdale, with which Minhdzuy is completely unfamiliar. He confuses it both with UC Riverside, and Buffy’s Sunnydale, infuriating Omar, who finally explains the universe of Archie, Betty, Veronica and Jughead. Plus, they get into the rebooted universe of Home Alone 4, featuring French Stewart, and a McAlister divorce. The duo begins to notice how beautiful everyone looks, and Omar accidentally catcalls some highschool girls. When a mysterious murder is discovered, they take it upon themselves to solve it. It ends up being incredibly easy to solve, even though they got distracted and started talking about X-Men, Ultron, and Apocalypse. They spend a few minutes forgetting about Marvel’s The Annihilators. They’re really good at solving mysteries.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/wWiVONZueCI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

32 - And The Winner Is… La La Land? With Special Guest Damien Chazelle!Minhdzuy and Omar wake up in another giant library, but something seems amiss. After naming all six human senses and all twenty-five human emotions, they realize that the library is almost exactly the same as the library they’d just seen. For some reason, this prompts them to criticize David Ayers’ direction in Suicide Squad, as well as Jared Leto’s performance as the Joker. That leads them to wonder why Peter Jackson shot an extra movie while shooting The Hobbit. Why was it so long? Why was GI Joe so underrated? And how does French Stewart keep making his way into movie sequels? Plus, are Minhdzuy and Omar related? His Grandma is Annie Oakley and Minhdzuy’s Grandpa is Tyler Oakley! After going outside, they interview one of the local people, who happens to be holding an Oscar, and it’s 2017’s Best Director, Damien Chazelle! But it doesn’t stop there! It turns out that Minhdzuy and Omar are in a universe where La La Land won the Oscar for Best Picture after a snafu with some envelopes led Suicide Squad to have been temporarily named Best Picture! And Minhdzuy makes a plea for people to stop needlessly hating Anne Hathaway. Omar reminds everyone of Natalie Portman’s stellar acting in Star Wars Episode 1, and then quickly plugs This American Life’s app, Shortcut. Also a heptapod from Arrival shows up and Minhdzuy speaks to it. And then Ryan Reynolds talks to them too. There are a bunch of celebrities in this episode.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/y0zUnLZyNpU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

31 - The Language Of Exploration! Have We Stumbled Upon The Berenstein Universe?After touching the Jerry Bruckheimer wheel, Minhdzuy and Omar wake up in a giant library and discover a magical, psychic mural that responds to thoughts. Using the language of exploration, Omar and Minhdzuy ask it basic questions to help them figure out where they are, but soon realize that true adventure lies outside. Our two explorers find a perfectly preserved version of the Acropolis, leading them to believe that they’re in Nashville, Tennessee. However, Omar comes to the starchy conclusion that since no humans are around, they’ve both traveled to an alternative universe where humanity has been completely wiped out. Not only is this an alternate universe, but it’s the oft-discussed Berenstein universe that much of humanity came from before slipping in to the Berenstain universe! It’s the same universe that contains Sinbad’s Shazam movie! With the full power of the Mandela Effect in their hands, Minhdzuy & Omar can now jump between universes in order to solve some great new mysteries!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/PBFwLTHkEL0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

30 - Finale! Omar & Minhdzuy’s Final Adventure? Or Another New Beginning? Acts 35, 36 & 37 of Crystal!Minhdzuy & Omar have been living on the Fry’s Electronics Spaceship for far too long now and come to the realization that perhaps, they are really, truly stuck on the ship. As they live their new lives on the ship, they lament the decorative Jerry Bruckheimer (Pirates of the Caribbean 3) pirate ship steering wheel that doesn’t seem to do anything other than mock their inability to move anywhere. Now that they’ve accepted their new home, they decide to fire up the podcast machine once again and try watching the final 3 episodes of Sailor Moon Crystal. Sailor Saturn, the soldier of destruction, makes her debut and Minhdzuy and Omar LOVE her. After an epic battle, they find out that Crystal ends on a cliffhanger! When does the final season begin? They’re not sure. Minhdzuy and Omar reflect on the season and wonder what an alternate universe might be like. Their pondering leads them to wonder if maybe their fourth season might become possible if they try to puncture universes and cross over somewhere else.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/Wq8Dm4lOcsM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

29 - Chip Speaks! Act 34 of Crystal w/ Special Guest Pablo Hernandez!At long last, Chip, the Fry's Electronic's Spaceship mascot, finally speaks! And he's just the kind of wiseguy that Omar and Minhdzuy expected him to be. They discuss Burbank, California, filmmaking in Hollywood, and how Chip is able to create films right on the spot. After discussing Act 34 of Sailor Moon Crystal and watching Hotaru's transformation, Omar and Minhdzuy realize that Chip is stuck on the ship, just like them, and decide to help him escape, but their escape vehicle needs a push to get going.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/vNt3FsaTKIk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

28 – Walking To The Talking Dead! Act 33 of Crystal!Minhdzuy and Omar are still lost in the Fry’s Electronic spaceship. They use their time pitching new TV show ideas to Chris Hardwick, fixing his poorly titled Talking Dead, and discovering that the Fry’s Electronic spaceship cheapo bins might just be spawning original ideas as they’re being said. They talk about the dark plot of the outer Sailor Senshi to destroy Hotaru as they escape the maze that is the Fry’s Electronic spaceship!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/SmBzpUz03kI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

27 – Punk'd By The Fry's Electronics Spaceship! Act 32 Of Crystal!Minhdzuy & Omar board the Fry’s Electronics Spaceship to find that nobody is there to greet them! They’ve been Punk’d again! The two discuss the longevity of the phrase, “Punk’d,” reminiscing about the times that Beyonce and Zach Braff got Punk’d, far before they were as famous as they are now. They meet Chip, the Fry’s Electronics statue, who communicates to them solely through blinks. Plus, they explore the Fry’s library of DVDs, including Sailor Moon Crystal Season 3! In this empty spaceship, they begin to wonder if they’re being Punk’d by some sort of wiseguy.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/e0Kro3vVaYM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

26 – The Triumphant Return of Sailor Moon Science! Act 31 Of Crystal!Minhdzuy and Omar discover that they’re still being tracked by the Best Buy ship and have to figure out a way to discard anything on the ship that may be tracked! They’re outraged by the overpriced FYE DVDs on the ship and don’t feel too bad about throwing most of the things out. Plus, they discover that they haven’t introduced a single segment on their podcast ever since Sailor Moon Science way back in one of the first few episodes. And, they discuss how awesome Sailor Moon Crystal seems to have gotten at this point in the season. Someone sure knew how to right a ship! Find out if they can figure out a way to disable the tracking on their own ship and shake the evil forces of Best Buy!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/W2myD9Pgvks" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

25 – The Password Is Pizza! Uncovering The Mysteries Of The Abandoned Space Station! Crystal Act 30!Minhdzuy and Omar find themselves aboard an abandoned carrier ship, but the security drones are still fully active! By breaking into the records room, they discover that the galaxy has been hiding a long war between electronic goods stores, F.Y.E., Circuit City and quite possibly, Best Buy. While they have not hesitated to meddle in galactic affairs before, they take pause when deciding to become involved in a war that may determine the fate of the Earth. In the meantime, their discoveries have also led them to stumble upon an endless library of overpriced DVDs and Blu-Rays. How will Minhdzuy and Omar’s meddling alter the course of this hidden war? Will Act 30 of Sailor Moon provide them with the wisdom they need to carry on? Find out on Hey Sailor!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/dNWZFEv8X94" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

24 – Going Stir Crazy! Is It Time To Break The Blu-Ray Player? Act 29 Of Crystal!Omar and Minhdzuy continue drifting through space on their space bus, causing them to go a little bit stir crazy. Sure, they have everything they need, but they can only eat 3D pizza for so long. The space-traveling duo discusses the Flash, the new Captain America: Civil War movie, and launching the Shakespearean Cinematic Universe. Plus, they sing just enough of the Nickelodeon Animorphs series theme song to avoid any copyright issues. Once they hatch a plan to repurpose their Blu-Ray player needle, it looks like they might be close to escaping their space-prison. But first, they have to discuss Act 29 of Sailor Moon Crystal!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/nD3vMg710Dw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

23 – A Highly Intelligent Physics Discussion? Or Just Gibberish? Plus Act 28 Of Crystal!Minhdzuy and Omar are flying through space on their space bus with nothing to guide them any longer. As they embark on their road trip, they bring their highly useful Road TIPS. The two of them discuss physics and the nature of the universe, how their 3D printer has been providing them with most of the things they need to survive, and how they wish that they had a 3D television. Plus, season 3 of Sailor Moon Crystal continues, and it is a lot better than the first two seasons so far. Also, they take a good chunk of time figuring out how the X-Men Days of Future Past timelines work. They don’t actually figure it out. Where will the space bus go next? Somewhere better than the empty void of space, we hope!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/BX9_2O0sG0s" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

22 – Season 3 Begins! Time To Settle Uranus, Or A New Beginning? Act 27 Of Crystal!On the run from the law, Minhdzuy and Omar kick off the third season of the podcast by stealing a tour bus to start their campaign to win the position of high chancellor of Uranus. But they soon discover that campaigning isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, especially when you don’t really like the planet you’re on. Is it finally time for them to leave Uranus? They ponder that question as they dive into the brand new Season 3 of Sailor Moon Crystal, which has begun to make the shift back to the 90s. Everything is all new! Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune finally make their appearance. The Infinity Arc, most well-known from Sailor Moon S, has finally begun, and everyone is so excited by the changes. Is it as good as the 90s anime? Better than the rest of Crystal? Plus, Minhdzuy and Omar join the Boardwalk Audio network, where they try to get people to use Amazon through their link.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/AySMrsjRxNI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

21 – The Spaceblaster Paradox With Special Guest Kelsey Britt! Plus, Act 26 Of Crystal!After failing to pitch their idea to Uranus Shark Tank, Omar and Minhdzuy decide to lie low on Uranus in a local art gallery, where they meet artist, Kelsey Britt, a native Uranian who has never seen the Golden Gate Bridge. Also, the three of them discuss Act 26, the season 2 finale of Sailor Moon Crystal!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/uLq0MJZthzQ" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

20 – Can You Get Us A Job At The Uranus Zoo? And Act 25 Of Crystal!Omar and Minhdzuy make it farther into Uranus and find Urethma, a smuggler with the same voice as Mia Resella, to take them to the zoo. Plus, they talk all about Act 25 of Crystal! And there’s a heated argument about Minhdzuy and Omar’s past actions that you won’t want to miss!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/r01Y-u2oTR8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

19 – I Think We’re In The Underworld. And, Act 24 of Crystal!Omar and Minhdzuy enter the black hole and find themselves in what appears to be the underworld! How will they escape? Maybe Act 24 of Crystal will provide some insights as to how to escape the Underworld.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/7eeuDYbcTVk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

18 – Where Are All The Stars?! Plus, Act 23 of Crystal!Minhdzuy and Omar have been floating in their space canoe for weeks now and they haven’t seen any stars. What could’ve happened? To pass the time, they watch act 23 of crystal.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/Ex85HdSqe7w" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

17: The Saturn High Council & Deflatewatergate! Act 22 of Crystal!Minhdzuy & Omar run into Saturn waterpark employee Holland Farkas. We convince her to take us to the Saturn high council to fix the ongoing problems at the waterpark. Plus, we watch and discuss Act 22 of Crystal from the monorail!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/jXlKhZW_1LI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

16: Stealing A Space Car! Act 21 of Crystal!Minhdzuy & Omar successfully jump back through time and into space with their new car, but they’ve got a stowaway! It’s Jonnah Llamas, a civilian from Jupiter! She graciously lets them steal her car as they hurtle towards Saturn, the water park planet. Plus, they talk about how Chibiusa kept having flashbacks during the middle of a time travel storyline.<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/9vVQGdkBJ9U" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

15: Forward to the Past! Plus Act 20 of Crystal!Minhdzuy & Omar discover that Jupiter’s government is withholding some very dark secrets, so they devise a plan to get off of the planet and back on track with their travels. But how will they do it? Is time travel really the only answer? Also they remember to talk about Act 20 of Crystal!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/GOwsIOK6eRI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

14: Starting A Life On Jupiter & Act 19 of Crystal!Minhdzuy & Omar record another update for Earth as they continue working their new jobs at City Hall. They talk about life on Jupiter and how they’re working their way up. Plus, they discuss act 19 of crystal!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/eNZYLNDBzZU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

13: Crash Landing on Jupiter and the Search for City Hall! Plus, Act 18 of Crystal!As Omar and Minhdzuy attempt to slingshot around Jupiter, the shuttle starts careening towards the planet! Plus, they talk about the one true title for the Jurassic World sequel as well as some crazy things that happened in the original Ant-Man comics! And they find some time to talk about Act 18 of Sailor Moon Crystal!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/1ykuNLVq8Jw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

12: Mars American Idol with Special Guest Dael Kingsmill Plus, Act 17 of Crystal!In this week’s episode of Hey Sailor, we meet Dael Kingsmill, the eternal winner of Mars American Idol from Space Australia. She takes us to downtown Mars and helps us navigate the fumes that cause memory loss on the red planet. Plus, we launch an IndieGoGo and a Kickstarter for different things. Sailor Jupiter gets kidnapped, but we almost forget to talk about that. All of that and more in this week’s Hey Sailor!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/lZYfe8XjQyY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

11: The Boys Are Back And They’re All In Black! Entourage and Act 16 of Crystal!This week, we land on Mars and find the rovers! As we build infrastructure on the deserted planet, we talk all about Ami, the star of Act 16, the Olympics, and the new Entourage movie! All this and more on the podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/bta2fjf-fLk" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

10: Minhdzuy & Omar Go to Mars! Plus, Act 15 of Crystal!This week, Omar and Minhdzuy learn to fly the shuttle a little better as they make their way to Mars! They discuss whether or not everything is connected to Supernatural as well as some of the finer plot points of act 15! UFOs abound in this exciting episode!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/zZS9r1TGh3Y" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

9: Minhdzuy & Omar Leave The Moon! Plus, Act 14 of Crystal!This week on the podcast, Omar takes over hosting duties as Ben decides to stay on the moon and hold down the fort. On their shuttle ride back to earth, they talk about Age of Ultron and get mistreated by one of the stewardesses. Plus, they end up talking about the new season of Sailor Moon Crystal!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/AWvwqZZjKw8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

8: Ben & Minhdzuy Survive! With Special Guest Sarah Carey! Act 13 of Crystal!This week, we’re joined on the moon by Sarah Carey and SURPRISE! We managed to survive our moon suicide! You’ll be able to identify exactly how long ago we recorded this based on the references we make! All this and more on Hey Sailor!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/eXbt1kgXZ3Y" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

7: Evil Lurks Among The Moon Base! Act 12 of Crystal Discussed!This week, Sailor Ben and Sailor Minhdzuy return to the moon base to find that evil might be lurking somewhere up there. Has Tuxedo Mask been watching them all this time? Plus, they talk about a very intense and emotional Act 12 of Sailor Moon Crystal. All that and more on this week’s episode of Hey Sailor!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/vAo96UT63nE" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

5: At Long Last, We Return to the Moon! With Special Guest Omar Najam! Act 9 & 10!We talk to Omar all about his trip to the moon, one of his favorite authors, and how he grew up in a Sailor Moon family. And, we talk about episodes 9 and 10 and about the stuff that happens in them! Are the ads even making sense anymore?<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/UHa8kUvhJeU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

4: Sailor Swift Talk with Special Guest Ben Siemon! We cover Act 7 and 8 of Crystal!Minhdzuy and Ben finally reach their new podcast studio on the moon! Plus we endure the dark realities of Tuxedo Mask’s childhood with special guest Ben Siemon as we journey through Act 7 and 8 of Crystal! Plus a visit to KTLA news for a very special announcement! Is Sailor Swift going to visit our show or what? Find out more on this episode of Hey Sailor! We would love your feedback! Email us at heysailorpodcast@gmail.com!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/uUzle9WWps4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

3: Time to Get Silly! Crystal Act 5 and 6 Reviewed!On today’s show we start our search for missing anime wall scroll bars! Plus we discuss our favorite moments from episode 5 and the most ridiculous moments of episode 6. Plus a ride on a very special 6 o’clock bus. Is Ben switching his favorite to Jupiter? Is Minhdzuy’s mom Sailor Moon? Find out in Hey Sailor Episode 3! Eaaaaarrrrwooooooolllllllfffffff over the rainbow!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/6qbx1H9MIsY" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen:

1: Hiding Your Fandom! A Breakdown of Crystal Act 1 and 2!In the first episode of Hey Sailor! Minhdzuy Khorami and Ben Manoochehri discuss why they love Sailor Moon and how it was hard to be open about it as teenagers! Also impressions about Sailor Moon Crystal episode 1 and 2! Plus an unexpected visit from Tuxedo Mask himself! All that and more on Hey Sailor! The Sailor Moon podcast!<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/podtrac/GfkA/~4/V0YoLUPcQas" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>Listen: