Lawyer: Autistic boy’s teacher didn’t call him ‘bastard’~ “Completely untrue. I called him a ‘wretched little Mongoloid doomed to shamble through life on the taxpayer’s dime leaving a whiff of urine in his lurching wake,’ but you know, retards don’t understand ‘people-talk’ very well, so that could sound like ‘bastard.'”

Yes, my secretary is my mom, and I don’t pay her anything, but she was a professional secretary before she got married.

And no, I don’t live with my mom–she lives with ME. I could live anywhere, but I CHOOSE to live in the garage of the house I grew up in, so that I can take care of Mom, who hasn’t been ‘right’ since Dad ran off with the dude who cleans our septic tank.