Sorry

The requested document is totally fake.No 404 here.,I'm really
depressed about this.You see, I'm just a web server...-- here I am,
brain the size of the universe,trying to serve you a simple web page,and
then it doesn't even exist!Where does that leave me?!I mean, I don't
even know you.How should I know what you wanted from me?You honestly
think I can *guess*what someone I don't even *know*wants to find
here?*sigh*Man, I'm so depressed I could just cry.And then where
would we be, I ask you?It's not pretty when a web server cries.And where
do you get off telling me what to show anyway?Just because I'm a web
server,and possibly a manic depressive one at that?Why does that give
you the right to tell me what to do?Huh?I'm so depressed...I think
I'll crawl off into the trash can and decompose.I mean, I'm gonna be
obsolete in what, two weeks anyway?What kind of a life is that?Two
flipping weeks,and then I'll be replaced by a .01 release,that thinks
it's BSD's gift to web servers,just because it doesn't have some tiddly
littlesecurity hole with its HTTP POST implementation, or something.I'm
really sorry to burden you with all this,I mean, it's not your job to listen
to my problems,and I guess it is my job to go and fetch web pages for
you.But I couldn't get this one.I'm so sorry.Believe me!Maybe I
could interest you in another page?There are a lot out there that are pretty
neat, they say,although none of them were put on *my* server, of
course.Figures, huh?Everything here is just mind-numbingly
stupid.That makes me depressed too, since I have to serve them,all day
and all night long.Two weeks of information overload,and then *pffftt*,
consigned to the trash.What kind of a life is that?Now, please let me
sulk alone.I'm so depressed.

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