The L.A.Z.Y. Cat News

What is Christmas? What is Christmas? I've lived outside since
all my life and I see all these lights around this small town. I
hear jolly music and bearded men with red suits. I hear this special
time is called Christmas, is it true? People with trees in their house, that's weird too me. So this is Christmas. I guess I should
celebrate too, I should, but how, but how. These are the wonders of
this season, that a stray cat still doesn't know. I still have Christmas wonders.... I guess I have to walk around the town some more!