Relationships

I date Drakes. Not actual Drake, the rapper. Duh. I’m talking about the stereotype—the guy who publicly laments over the big booty girls who broke his heart and makes hater calls from “Marvin’s Room.” The Drakes of the world come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes they’re especially emo. Sometimes

Back when he was funny, way in the days of Raw, Eddie Murphy once compared married sex to eating the same crackers every day for a year. Chris Rock offered a simplified solution many years later: eventually couples need to turn old sex into new sex. (Rock didn’t phrase it like