No fair showing the Hot Babes. I even did like you said, threw out the pizza boxes, shoveled the discarded chicken bones from the floor to appropriate disposal receptacles, and sprayed Scrubbing Bubbles all over the boudoir/terlet area. All because YOU said chicks dig clean houses.

Guess what?

NOTHING!

You promised the women would be as thick as Gunnies at a "Half Off Everything" Gun Show!