It’s ever so easy to focus on the top we saw flashed bare earlier this week, but Lauren Stoner and her taut tight and all around off-the-hook bikini body deserves a little bottom love too. Or a lot of bottom love if I was given ten minutes and a bottle of aloe vera gel and instructed to care for such fine piece of asstastic.

This model slash something or other slash Michael Bay girlfriend continues to maintain and exhibit one of the finest bikini bodies along the Florida coast, a coast this winter that has been flooded with the best of the sextastic celebrities and models. It’s quite an honor just to be nominated. It’d be an even greater honor to get a chance to lotion that badonkadonk. Help, I can’t stop leering! Enjoy.