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Scene One
On the bed sleeping Prince. In the twilight of the room. Jester in anticipation of waking Prince sings.

SONG JESTER

Loud alarm goes off. Buffoon grabs him and hides behind the headboard. Prince, without opening his eyes, trying to shut it down, but can not find. He sits down on the bed.

Prince.
Hey, servants, is there anyone alive?
What a lazy, my God!
Well, hey, give the term
I studied you, couch potatoes!

Showing Jester.

Ah, at last, at least one
I heard.

Jester.
Sir!
I have all of your royal state:
And friend and brother and godfather, and Matchmaker.

Prince.
What do you say?

Jester.
Case rubbish -
Now you and I moms and nannies.

Prince.
You're either crazy or drunk,
Yes, if all you okay?

Jester.
Palace your empty my pocket,
Let's play hide and seek!

Prince
(Frightened).
So ... what, then, in fact,
You do not make jokes about you?

Jester.
Uh, the situation barely
I was able to explain to you.

Prince.
Oh no, now I see clearly:
I decided to play you.
But know this: to joke with me is dangerous,
Velu stricter punishment.
Where is my advisor, where the waiters,
Where is my cook, where my servant?

Jester.
I do not dare to say -
I neck all the same way.

Prince
(Demanding).
Where journalists and reporters,
Teachers and tutors,
Where tailors and fashion designers,
Where military officer?

Clown
(To the side).
It is a small royal blood,
Yes, it is a pity that the brains of cows.

Prince.
Who is going to fry my chops
And the whole day to give advice?
Who I bake pies
And clever cook it?
Decrees divulge
And before going to bed to read me stories?

Jester.
Perhaps too the same time
For you clean the bed ...
And ordered the palace flies
Scratching behind your left ear?

Prince.
Look, what zeal,
What courage and impudence,
In a similar tone to speak
With the head of state himself.

Jester.
To swept away the wave your arrogance,
To me, it is true not find a cure.
Head full of holes, but there,
Yes, I do not see the state!
(Lowering his voice.)
Since your father is deceased,
Though the doctor tried,
Gone, like you're not worthy
Veli, in truth.
Anyone tired of your stupidity,
Anyone tired of your laziness.

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