New Service ‘Brewquets’ Is Here To Get You Drunk On Love But Mostly Beer

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Flowers. They’re not for everyone.

Some people aren’t as emotionally attached to them as others. Some people rock wicked allergies. Some people just flat-out don’t like them.

The problem is that a bouquet of flowers is a time-honoured way of showing your special someone a little extra love. Why should everyone miss out on that giddy feeling and bashfulness just because they don’t fuck with garden murder?

Fear not! Thanks to one particularly smart idea, there’s now a new way to get your beloved drunk on love by also getting them drunk on beer.

Brewquets (come on, there’s few things better than a good pun business name) eschews the traditional flora of the gift of flowers in favour of sending the one you love a gorgeous assortment of ice cold froth monsters.

For a surprisingly reasonable fee, the company will place three craft Denzel Frothingtons in a pleasing assortment, complete with a card and personalised note, and deliver them to the work desk of a certain someone who’s about to get school night sloshed.

The idea of sending some Froth Whitlams in the name of love was borne from the idea to shift the idea of gifts away from more stereotypically feminine products, according to company founder Anna Jackson.