SON ROSS, are you there? It’s me, the DAD ROSS. You don’t have to worry anymore, son, I took care of it. I kicked the door in to that weak baby’s house with my steel-toed boots and tactical NVGs equipped. He started going off in his dumb jock voice, saying shit like “Get out” and “Who are you?” I gave him the ol’ ROSS family zing and said, “Me? I’m a rock. And a rolling stone gathers no ROSS.” Then I let him have it with my Remington 870, double tap right to his anime-hating core.

I hope you can read this, SON ROSS. He had one of those message things that go out when you type them like on America Online. I had to delete some of his junk though, some more crap about the ROSS. Something about a show called Cat Planet Cuties and you spending 25% of a review on a musical sequence that plays out entirely in Japanese with no subtitles, removing any possible emotional context you were trying to get across. Is that a thing you watch? The cute cat planners? How do I send this message? Is it this publish button?

i’ve seen it. in fact, i have no problem with it. it was admittedly a weak episode and the jokes that they made, even at my expense were varied and genuinely funny, unlike these articles. i actually posted the riff on my screwattack page because i feel that they deserve the views.

Dude, you seriously have issues. Did Ross fuck your GF or your mom or something? This is just getting WAY too sad. Do you actually ever talk about anime or just pick an anime reviewer to harass for a while?
This isn’t fun anymore, not even to flame your whiny ass, you really have problems, guy. Get some help, Glenn. Please. Seriously, I’m not even mad anymore, just get some help. Be safe, hope you are ok. :)

“Apparently someone went to the effort of writing an entire article flaming me!” he says with a smug grin, not realizing that he has spent how many hours compiling, filming, and editing lists of the “best” cartoon boobs and then making a 10 minute video rambling about how he totally doesn’t care that some guys teased him for spending how many hours compiling, filming, and editing lists of the “best” cartoon boobs.