Wednesday, July 27, 2011

So I took my girlfriend and her two kids and my two kids and her babysitter to Virginia in a minivan and somehow managed not to kill myself although I really considered it about 437 times ESPECIALLY when my girlfriend's 2-year old was like this for 8 hours of each 11-hour car ride:

"I'M HOT!"*piercing screams

"Mommy? Mom? Mommmeeee? Mom? Mommmmm?!""What?"*silence

"I'M COLD!"*piercing screams

"MY SHOE CAME OFF!"*puts shoe back on"NO I DON'T WANT MY SHOE ON!"

"Mommy? Mom? MOMMMMMMY?!?!""WHAT?!""WANT MY SHOE ON!"

Seriously. It's a miracle I didn't drive that van off a friggin' bridge.

Regardless, we went to a few amusement parks during the week in Virginia and I'm including some of the best pictures we took that pretty much sum up our trip.

oh my gosh, my stomach hurt from all the laughing after reading this post! not long ago i saw a dude wearing an outfit of solid yellow like that first lady, complete with yellow hat & sneakers! what the hell?!i think those are my tits in that picture. sorry.

I've lived in VA for 24 years and I hate it. I hate the weather, it's boring, and people here are GROSS. I'm sure there is grossness anywhere you go, but I swear Virginia has a special breed. Glad you made it out safely.

If you were where I was in NC earlier this month, that cereal bowl would have been WAY LARGER to represent the demographics there. People STRAED everywhere I went. Children actually turned their entire bodies around in restaurant to stare at me. How can any people of color live in those places without going bizerk?! I was there for a week, and by the end of it I was ready to strangle little children if they looked at me any longer.

i'm pretty sure someone needs to alert the security department at the smith that they allowed an obvious breach in the form of wtf could she have in that head into the museum.

and please, for your next vaca, fly into atlanta. get you and your 210 youngin's and all your shit and step 3 feet out of hartsfield-jackson airport. i'll be waiting, if you're crazy ass actually wanted to stay after the assault of the heat of 10,000 sun-baked tits.

LOVE your photos. That girl in the amusement park...def inappropriate wear for rides, it looks like she would have a wardrobe malfunction on the roller coaster for sure! And as for that yellow spandex-outfit...I don't get it either, but you made me smile. Thanks!

As always, most enjoyable! Little man, you would think you died and went to heaven if you were around me and my sisters. We are all big breasted women....well except my oldest sister. But we think she was adopted.