"I hate it here...my dad's house is so much better". From my teen son.

OF course his dad's house is so much better. There is no homework over there. There is no bedtime. There are no responsibilities. There are no chores. There is nothing he has to do.

He can watch R rated movies and play video games till the sun comes up. He can drink unlimited soda. He can eat whatever junk food is in the house. He never gets in trouble because there is nothing for him to get in trouble for!