Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at February 25, 2019 12:03 PM (JUOKG)

21
I wouldn't be so quick to think that the NYT would be so financially stable as to absorb some huge hits.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:03 PM (eg609)

22
Wait just a moment here. Omidyar says "First on the list would be conspiracy-peddling sites."

Nevermind that "conspiracy-peddling" is awfully subjective - that isn't the point. Are conspiracy-peddlers libelous? I sort of doubt it.

Why bother with the paper-thin premise? Just say what you mean - I am a dictator and want to control speech that I find disagreeable, and have no checks whatever on speech I find agreeable. Also, I want this same standard to apply to actions."

That these people became "masters of the universe" says all that is needed regarding the moral decay of the West.

33
I wouldn't be so quick to think that the NYT would be so financially stable as to absorb some huge hits.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:03 PM (eg609)

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Omidyar's being quite clear here: "Billionaires like me, Slim, and Bezos will subsidize court losses for Party organs. No worries there, people. We got your back.

Our enemies, on the other hand, have to make their own cash. Go get 'em."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:06 PM (AzW6q)

34How will it be represented in crime procedural TV series? You know: those plot lines on "NCIS" or "Hawaii 5-0" that are "ripped from the headlines!"Those are always leftist fantasy versions of things.

Will it be an ACTUAL lynching? Will it be a white guy?

The perp, or the guy pulling the perps strings will always turn out to be:

Our enemies, on the other hand, have to make their own cash. Go get 'em."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:06 PM (AzW6q)
++++++++++++++
I didn't consider that angle, but you're probably right. Smells a lot like organized lawfare.

37
I'm waiting for the argument that because the kid wore "political speech" ie a "Make America Great Again" cap he had just purchased that he was "engaging in political speech" and therefore was 1. An adult and 2. A political actor in the public square and therefore a public figure.

Of course you could ask then if a baby in an Obama onesie was also an adult and a political actor.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (nRWPy)

38
And Charlie is obviously a bit of a flucking idiot (wow, what a surprise for a fascist) since "Drudgereport" doesn't write any articles and only aggregates things written by others.

42
RICO?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:07 PM (eg609)
+++++++++++
That would be a good answer if any possibility of RICO didn't depend on actors within the deep state biting the hands that feed them.

>>Our enemies, on the other hand, have to make their own cash. Go get 'em."

Someone needs to remind these leftwing totalitarians about human nature. If you continue to push people toward a position where they have nothing left to fight with other than violence then that is what they will get.

See Venezuela.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:09 PM (/tuJf)

47
Sounds a lot like "Will no one rid me of these turbulent news outlets" to me.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:09 PM (NWiLs)

48
Lawsuits?
Naw, let's just have our MSM betters doxing random people, such as the pastry chef at Mar-a-Lago, for believing stuff like Q.

Meanwhile, one of the Denver PBS stations had "Loose Change" Truther documentary on loop (intermixed with La Raza documentaries).

53
This is what happens when the left cannot compete on the field of ideas. Instead of offering solutions, they manufacture problems and destroy the opportunity for conversation and debate by taking out their competition.

We will win. We just need to play their game, by their rules, and force them to do the same.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (d7Ww2)

54
>>Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

59
We really need "loser pays" legislation to act as a disincentive for frivolous lawsuits -- which of course means we'll never get it, especially with lawyers and the bar dominating and controlling much of Congress ... and much of the judiciary ... and much of the executive branches in the state and the feral governments.

60
Apparently, no one knows where AOC lives in NYC. The address she used to register in her district is her dead father's flat, but no one in that building who a reporter talked to knew who she is. They said mail would pile up for a month before someone would come by and get it. I'm wondering if bloodhounds aren't on her trail for election fraud, i.e., not actually living in the district that elected her.

85
56
Joan Jett is a fag and a freaking leftest, but she was hot in the 1980's and could rock.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:11 PM (gmo/4

OK I saw that documentary as well. I think the parts of that documentary handled her sexuality nicely and so did she in the interviews where she was speaking for herself on camera. She was very mature and matter of fact in her representation of herself as foremost a serious musicain

But then they switched over to Mylie Cyrus and a host of new young Wokies to speak, basically shoving words into her mouth and painting her into completely different person once she was off screen. I was particularly aghast at Mylie's induction lead up o the RR hall of fame, where Mylie turned JJ's career pinnacle into Mylies vagina recollections. Same with that actor from the vampire romance movies.

The do that alot on Netflix and HULU. Create a nice documentary for about an hour, then completely graft on lefty woke politics, like surprise! Propaganda!

90Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

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Start off by NOT mentioning carrots in chili.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (8XRCm)

91
Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

When, in the course of human events, two (or more) entities seek to repeat the exact same scenario in the fond hopes of producing a different results, they embark upon a course of action whch will hopelessly snarl their finances (emotional as well as physical), it becomes necessary to emboss the Heck outta piece of fancy paper.

96In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

----

Wait...WUT???

Where do you "stamp" them??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm)

97
This one really hit me between the eyes today. It DOES sound like a threat, and I have little doubt "they" are compiling lists. I have little doubt also the the HQ is on that list.

I don't want to sound ludicrous, but this guy sounds serious. What's next? He cuts a check for a chickenfeed (to him) $100 million and he sends his technogoons and teams of lawyers out with the instructions to "Just get it done. Sue and harass the guys on this blacklist into bankruptcy."?

"Whatever it takes, cost no object. Let me know if you need more cash."

Less concerning, but even more infuriating, is that the NeverTrumpers will no doubt angle this as simply #muhprivatebusiness.

Posted by: RM at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (U3LtS)

98
Omidyar and his toadie Kristol are all up in the "fact checking" business.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y47en2a5

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (W+vEI)

99
"Well, you fucked up the first time around. Try not to fuck this one up too."

***

Wait, let me write that down.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (GEpFD)

100
Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

...........

Wedding Ideas Magazine.. has a whole page of links to ideas for readings, etc.

Asking a bunch of morons is only gonna get ya in trouble, if you ask me!

http://tinyurl.com/y2fazm4q

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (so+oy)

101
My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps. Posted by: Jane D'oh

YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Posted by: Zod

I was going to comment, then realized I couldn't top Jane's.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (eg609)

102
"Well, you fucked up the first time around. Try not to fuck this one up too."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (NWiLs)

LMAO.

Posted by: IC at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (a0IVu)

103
I used to listen to Sykes almost every day on MKE radio. I can't believe what a phony pile of BS he turned out to be. He had a lot of people fooled.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (7ZQe3)

104My sis is getting married in about two months.
(Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the
ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 25, 2019 12:10 PM (9CkBG)

Okay you crazy kids, don't blow it this time. Amen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

105
In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

----

Wait...WUT???

Where do you "stamp" them??
Posted by: fixerupper

Betting is now open!

Posted by: AoSHQ betting window at February 25, 2019 12:21 PM (6rX0K)

106
"Do you? Do you? Great. One last thing - have to stamp and sign your respective junk."

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (NWiLs)

107
Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

...........

Wedding Ideas Magazine.. has a whole page of links to ideas for readings, etc.

Asking a bunch of morons is only gonna get ya in trouble, if you ask me!

Cry out and slap hot iron to it!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (eg609)

108
>>Otherwise you can just go with the pedestrian feel good stuff. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2019 12:19 PM (AllCR)

Like this? "You were hatched. You are matched. You will be dispatched. Mate while you can. That is all."

110
BCochran, they didn't ask you to cater, too, did they? *shudders over thoughts of carrots in chili*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

111
I've got a business plan here folks! We sue our competition out of business then everyone will be forced to read our site!

Gold, Jerry! Gold, I tell ya!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (pUDQf)

112
I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev. He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He even forgot my name.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC)

113
So far all the news today has been absolutely infuriating. I can already picture the Vietnam summit coverage.

Posted by: IC at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (a0IVu)

114 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Do you, Florida Woman, Take Florida Man as your husband, through sickness and health. Embarrassing headlines. Life and death.

Posted by: Blanco at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (QGdDN)

115
Who is Charlie Sykes?
Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2019 12:22 PM (25Dt7)
++++++++
He writes for the cuckshed.

121Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981
...........

And here's some ideas from someone who officiates at weddings..

http://tinyurl.com/y4ffrssc

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (so+oy)

122I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev.
He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two
hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He
even forgot my name.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC)

"I now pronounce the Rev and Whatshername man and wife."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (ptqGC)

123
103 I used to listen to Sykes almost every day on MKE radio. I can't believe what a phony pile of BS he turned out to be. He had a lot of people fooled.

Truth. For years.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (kjKrC)

124
I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev. He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He even forgot my name.
Posted by: grammie winger

Geez. How hard it it?

"Grammie, do you take Rev to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (eg609)

125
" In accordance with the prophesy, as was foretold in days of yore, we are gathered here to make this match, unite our families, and end centuries of bloodshed."

Then check for the armed retinue and the bride price in cattle.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at February 25, 2019 12:24 PM (6rX0K)

126
>>I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev. He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He even forgot my name.

Former "conservative" talk radio host in Milwaukee. Got his radio start subbing for Mark Belling (former Rush fill in). His own show was alway, seemingly, very conservative till he came out as a "Never Trumper" and basically ambushed DJT on his radio show one morning when Trump was good enough to call in. Since then he's showed his true colors.

Total douchebag.

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (7ZQe3)

132Do you, Florida Woman, Take Florida Man as your husband, through sickness and health. Embarrassing headlines. Life and death.

Sorry to hear that. We have a couple of options from our Book Worship and you can mix and match things. I always go through the service with them and ask them about it and which readings they would like to have. The personalization usually comes in the wedding homily.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (AllCR)

134
I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev.
He used a downloaded fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two
hours "getting to know us" so he could "personalize" our service. He
even forgot my name.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC)

"I now pronounce the Rev and Whatshername man and wife."

If you know her name, then you were meant to be together.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (6rX0K)

135
"Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam. You will now whirl, twirl, and jango. That is all."

142
132 Do you, Florida Woman, Take Florida Man as your husband, through sickness and health. Embarrassing headlines. Life and death.

Posted by: Blanco at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (QGdDN)

I believe you have a winner here, BCochran.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

Hmm. Points off for not mentioning meth, alligators, bath salts or mosquitoes. C+.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (NWiLs)

143
BC, you need to do the wedding dressed as Marryin' Sam from L'il Abner.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y42j3j99

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (nPGq2)

144
SCOTUS: "Federal judges are appointed for life, not for eternity."

9th Circuit: "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (xfb67)

145I'll bet 50,000 quatloos that she didn't think to keep residency in the district she represents.

She only has to live in the state, not the district.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (NH+2c)

146
Apparently, no one knows where AOC lives in NYC. The address she used to register in her district is her dead father's flat, but no one in that building who a reporter talked to knew who she is. They said mail would pile up for a month before someone would come by and get it. I'm wondering if bloodhounds aren't on her trail for election fraud, i.e., not actually living in the district that elected her.
Posted by: Neo

A lot of Dim powers in NYC were gonna make bank on Amazon - so it wouldn't surprise me

Posted by: Jean at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (25Dt7)

147
" In accordance with the prophesy, as was foretold in days of yore, we are gathered here to make this match, unite our families, and end centuries of bloodshed."

Then check for the armed retinue and the bride price in cattle.
Posted by: Mr. Helpful

It's in Florida. Bride price is in manatees.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2019 12:27 PM (eg609)

148
>>9mm fmj to the back of their empty treasonous anti American melons. One only, lowest bid supplier. Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Pr4ah)

So impatient. So...unfulfilling.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (Bdeb0)

149
"To have to hold, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, forsaking all tranny hookers?"

Any Dem who wants that Senate seat can have it with minimal effort. My guess is that they have already selected their nominee, and want to wait as long as possible to announce this, in order to save campaign funds on a race that's already a foregone conclusion.

Gardner has as much chance of being re-elected as Jussie Smollett has of winning Best Director.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (AzW6q)

157
9mm fmj to the back of their empty treasonous anti American melons. One only, lowest bid supplier. Posted by: Xipe Totec still banned at rgICo at February 25, 2019 12:25 PM (Pr4ah)

----

C'mon.

Prvi Partisn would be an ironic ammo choice.... no??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (8XRCm)

158
wait, you keep telling me there's much MORE to florida than the aforementioned hazards......

***

Of course.

There's also humidity and cocaine.

Posted by: CLINT FLICKER at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (GEpFD)

159
My sis is getting married in about two months. (Second go round for her and groom.) In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.

Do you want to get married?
Put your hand on the book and say "I do"
You're married
Let's eat

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (aKsyK)

161We dumped him off the boat first chance. No way was he eating my food. I'm revengeful like that especially on my wedding day

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (kjKrC)

By "dumped" I hope you mean in the water. With an anchor tied to his ankles.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

162
My only disappointment in PDT has been the lack of camps. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

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That's only because he's got NASA working on a launch system to shoot them into the Sun.

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (lbbdT)

163
Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and... receive.

wait, you keep telling me there's much MORE to florida than the aforementioned hazards......
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2019 12:28 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh there is. But it wasn't the best-crafted pejorative I've seen, that's all. Though we did save the country from an Al Gore presidency. Y'all are welcome.

Posted by: Insomniac at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (NWiLs)

168
AOC screwed the pooch on the Amazon deal. There were billions tied to that. Think of the graft potential in infrastructure alone. Don't think that'll be easily forgiven.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (gC2IV)

169Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

My thoughts.

Hit the "for better or worse" and "till DEATH DO YOU PART" thing a few times. Make sure they understand that this should be a true PERMANENT union and to take it seriously.....God ain't messin' round......

Posted by: Sponge at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (IXZGh)

170
wait, you keep telling me there's much MORE to florida than the aforementioned hazards......

***

Of course.

There's also humidity and cocaine.
Posted by: CLINT FLICKER

Don't forget to release the cloud of Florida mosquitos.

Posted by: Mr. Helpful at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (6rX0K)

171Gardner has as much chance of being re-elected as Jussie Smollett has of winning Best Director.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 25, 2019 12:29 PM (AzW6q)

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Was SHOCKED nobody made the funny with a BEST ACTOR in a work of fiction nomination for Smollett.

Cuz THAT woulda been funny.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM (8XRCm)

172Someone needs to remind these leftwing totalitarians about human nature. If you continue to push people toward a position where they have nothing left to fight with other than violence then that is what they will get.

See Venezuela.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:09 PM

I was watching some streaming RT footage from Venezuela on Saturday. They're not there yet. Maybe 20 cops blocking a bridge. An angry mob coulda taken them out in a minute. They're apparently not angry or hungry enough yet.

185I was so mad at the pastor who married me and Rev. He used a downloaded
fill in the blank ceremony. After spending two hours "getting to know
us" so he could "personalize" our service. He even forgot my name.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 25, 2019 12:23 PM (kjKrC) **We had the worse photographer in the Wooooorld!!Every picture looked like we were 200 yards away and the dude spent all night hitting on chicsk at the bar.8 years later we still don't have proper wedding pictured displayed, Mrs dananjcon still gets fired up over it. Good news the company is out of business now.**spit**

Posted by: dananjcon at February 25, 2019 12:33 PM (xqfqx)

186Thanks for the heads up. This thread got kinda hijacked, and I don't mean to be an alarmist, but I think this is a huge, looming problem.
Posted by: RM at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM

I know huh? Ace posts about a threat that may wipe this blog off the internet, and half the comments are about wedding advice.

195
>>I'm trying to figure out how I'll tell the difference if a Dem replaces Gardner.

Probably with not be a white dude?

Posted by: Lizzy at February 25, 2019 12:35 PM (W+vEI)

196
>>I was watching some streaming RT footage from Venezuela on Saturday. They're not there yet. Maybe 20 cops blocking a bridge. An angry mob coulda taken them out in a minute. They're apparently not angry or hungry enough yet.

Egad, I hope so. he campaigned on supporting the death penalty. Once in office, he screwed over multiple families.

Trump will have those families tell their stories. That fucker will be toast.

Combine that with the Magpul company story. he sucked the dick of gun control nuts, then tried to stop the jobs from leaving by saying that they could continue to make the large magazines in CO, but just don't sell them there.

211
>>200 All I'm wanting is Thom Tillis to go down in flames in NC Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:36 PM (lbbdT)

All I'm wanting is Kyrsten Sinema to unveil her personal bodyguard of master-race female Cylons.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:37 PM (Bdeb0)

212
anybody can do the ceremony, but an "official" has to do the (official) paperwork. I did one wedding back in the day, but I wasn't "ordained". Another couple asked me to do theirs, but I didn't really want to start that trend.

A pastor/reverend/whatever generally gets more involved in pre-counseling and such ... but doing it for someone not expecting that, and just wanting it to be more personal, is fine and dandy imo. Just ask the sister what she wants, what she would like. (with the caveat of the person performing the ceremony being true to their own beliefs, probably)

Then again, if they want everyone to dress up as "furries", maybe that would be fun, idk. Make the bride happy first, and the groom as well would be nice.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (Cus5s)

213
And then we complain about how organized[/strike] brainwashed the Left is and we aren't.
Posted by: Hands

>fixed it

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at February 25, 2019 12:38 PM (uVDiA)

226
Sorry I'm late, I was still making sure there was no nipple in the last thread. I don't think there was, but I'll check again.

Posted by: FDR's TV at February 25, 2019 12:39 PM (nS9If)

227
Morons, they do realize their comments can be used during a lawsuit to prove they targeted groups they deem conspiracy sites. I rest my case your honour, these scum buckets targeted my company because they do not like our political views.

Posted by: Rose at February 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Ot5t8)

228
>>204 Fair enough, but remember, the Left is organized because they all share the same hive-mind.

A hive-mind indeed. Hard to get inside an OODA loop that looks like a plate of spaghetti.

Posted by: Zod at February 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Bdeb0)

229
All I'm wanting is Thom Tillis to go down in flames in NC
Posted by: MAGA
--------

No love lost between me and and Thom. OTOH, be careful what you wish for. The ground has been plowed, and is ready for the influx of Blue State voters and radical Dems to take over. They will make a huge effort.

Im going stay on this side of the river, but my erstwhile sidekcik, Mike Hammer, will navigate the whitewater portion of the river to sample the dangerous, but ubiquitos, "Bchochran with Carrots Chili".

and..... if you dont know who Marlin Perkins is or why this reference is humorous..... off muh lawn, punks.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at February 25, 2019 12:41 PM (8XRCm)

236
Gardener will probably have an ad smoking a pole and a joint, simultaneously.

237
163 Here's the question: seeing as how I've never performed a wedding ceremony, gimme ideas for what to say.
Posted by: BCochran1981

It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and... receive.

239No love lost between me and and Thom. OTOH, be careful what you wish for. The ground has been plowed, and is ready for the influx of Blue State voters and radical Dems to take over. They will make a huge effort.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2019 12:40 PM (Ou6XS)

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No doubt, but I suspect Tillis will lose in the general election if he made it that far.

Posted by: MAGA at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (lbbdT)

240
186 Thanks for the heads up. This thread got kinda hijacked, and I don't mean to be an alarmist, but I think this is a huge, looming problem.
Posted by: RM at February 25, 2019 12:30 PM

I know huh? Ace posts about a threat that may wipe this blog off the internet, and half the comments are about wedding advice.

And then we complain about how organized the Left is and we aren't.

Posted by: Hands at February 25, 2019 12:33

Ace could save himself a lot of time and grief by simply putting up open threads all day.
No matter how in-depth, important and timely his threads are they become a chatroom within 50 or less comments now.

Posted by: slowdown at February 25, 2019 12:42 PM (fWdPl)

241
82 haha so we're going to let the French guy be the boss of us?
Posted by: willow at February 25, 2019 12:17 PM (gLMhO)

In Florida a notary can do the ceremony. Soooooo.....they want me to do it.

----

Wait...WUT???

Where do you "stamp" them??

Posted by: fixerupper at February 25, 2019 12:20 PM (8XRCm) Florida is not my ideal example state - they let a 'slavery' sex ring continue to run so they could get videos of people going to a slaver sex seller. We can assume that they weren't really all that upset by the whole slavery condition of the sex workers since they used the place to trap assholes. WTF didn't they close it down as soon as they figured out what was happening there. Accessories after the fact, every single one of them, law enforcement or not.

1. drop ceilings (falling through a drop ceiling is part of this diet rich in irony).
2. running down the middle of the road at 0300.
3. Parked vehicle (bonus for being on or near a beach where alcohol was "a factor".

Posted by: Blue Hen at February 25, 2019 12:45 PM (6rX0K)

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Now you have to kill him and stuff him.
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At the risk of being termed a conspiracy nut, I'll pose the question, did Audubon paint a Passenger Pigeon? If so, then we know who to blame.

and most mass shootings happen in other countries ... and most of those are (probably) not even on record.

The left has been saying most mass shooting are in the USA ... and as with the aGW crap, it is based on their own fake "research". The fake research skipped at least 90% of the "mass shootings" from other countries ... because they are liars and commies that want to disarm patriots.

Ruled out Senate run. Thinking about pres run.
Posted by: Ha at February 25, 2019 12:33 PM (MAstk)
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After having Dickenpooper for governor, I would never want to see him as president. Thankfully, I don't need to worry about it.

What Hickenlooper doesn't understand is that he is in the aristocratic power party. The party elite will never let someone from the outer provinces get even a shot at getting a shot for the big chair. He's from the middle. He doesn't matter.

Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working
US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card, but Trump should be supported in his denuclearization plan

The Guardian.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (OKeCc)

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What Hickenlooper doesn't understand is that he is in the aristocratic power party. The party elite will never let someone from the outer provinces get even a shot at getting a shot for the big chair. He's from the middle. He doesn't matter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2019 12:48 PM (OLCnA)No kidding. Every time one of their stupid "alerts" pops up on my phone, I have to restrain myself to keep from flinging the phone across the room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

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I know virtually nothing about Charlie Sykes is he a fauxCon, a neverTrumper, hypocritical trash, or what?

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They really believe their own BS, don't they. Did Charlie ever watch CNN or MSNBC? They've spent the last two years "libeling" the president using a fallacious opposition research document the DNC paid for, and a phony political investigation the last administration led with the FBI and DoJ, to name two.So yeah, go right ahead and loosen up those libel laws, especially the part about public figures. Clown.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

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Sykes has shit for brains. Advocating coordinated attacks like he has is actionable in of itself.

Posted by: Archer at February 25, 2019 12:46 PM (gmo/4)

So this guy is a deep pocket billionaire, threatening press organs with lawsuits if a law is passed that he doesn't like?I thought threatening legal action as a punishment was some sort of crime.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (ymnmz)

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At least Jessie is fighting back, he now blames drugs and the Chicago Police for his problems. Something about a strange substance the Nigerian's gave him or something like that. I wonder what he gave in return, his butt?

Say what you will about Trump, but his tactics on North Korea are working US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card, but Trump should be supported in his denuclearization plan

The Guardian.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (OKeCc)
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Start your block for a Brexit-related assistance request. My guess is within 30 days, during which time the British press will try to soften him up.

Wow. My husband was saying over the weekend the progs are truly insane. They'd rather have us go to war with the Norks than have peace in our time. All because TRUMP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 25, 2019 12:51 PM (ptqGC)

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266 I honestly wouldn't recognize Three Wives Sykes in a lineup. Is he "important" somehow?"

No. Everyone associated with the Cuckshead is now little more than a piece of a Mean Girls Club, powerless but constantly spitting venom at The People We Hate! Hate! Hate!!!

it's funny to watch people like Sykes and the execrable Max Boot slowly figure out that no matter how much hatred they pour on their old allies on the right, the Left will still ALWAYS hate them. It's just now that our side hates them too. They sit their alone on their own little island, and a bit more of it washes away every day.

We don't have that problem here.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2019 12:35 PM (/tuJf)

I wonder how many guns were actually turned in in Venezuela?

Still, it wouldn't hurt to air-drop crates of guns into neighborhoods in VZ known to be mostly anti-Chavista.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2019 12:52 PM (nPGq2)

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They really believe their own BS, don't they. Did Charlie ever watch CNN
or MSNBC? They've spent the last two years "libeling" the president
using a fallacious opposition research document the DNC paid for, and a
phony political investigation the last administration led with the FBI
and DoJ, to name two.So yeah, go right ahead and loosen up those libel laws, especially the part about public figures. Clown.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 25, 2019 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

I think hey thinks that a few big lefties can push "all in " and survive the bloodbath.

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Hey!!!
Washington State has made the targeting list for Russian nuclear attack!
At least according to a report on that pseudo-news site that begins with a D.
Apparently the Rooskies are feeling ignored and they published a list of targets on some news channel.
Sadly its a military target (closed now I think) and I can offer up some batter places to target, but hey, it's a start.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (0tfLf)

304US officials warn of a president who is a dangerous wild card, but Trump should be supported in his denuclearization plan

The Guardian.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 12:49 PM (OKeCc)

what the fuck kind of article is that?

This President is fucking CRAZY!!!!!!! But he's doing good with NORK.

What a bunch of assholes.

Posted by: Sponge at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (IXZGh)

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Now this is funny. The NYT is already on life support, kept alive by
injections of cash by Carlos Slim. A lawsuit just might cause Slim to
pull the plug.

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Hey!!!
Washington State has made the targeting list for Russian nuclear attack!

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It's going to be the only thing that clears those tents out of Pioneer Square.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM (X/ZRY)

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"And the howls from the left sounded like a truckload of wet cats? "

Stealing that.

Posted by: dagny at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM (nRWPy)

316Sykes turned out to be a phony conservative and I'd put former congressman Joe Walsh in the same category. He has gone completely off the rails. The few minutes of his show I caught last week were on excoriating conservative media and Fox News for ignoring the Coast Guard guy story and he can't figure out why Trump doesn't want to get to the bottom of the Russian interference in the 2016 election. He actually gave some cover to McCabe. Maybe the FBI saw something to do that to Trump

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM (OLCnA)

317What do we call those edges? Why are they there?
Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:55 PM (X/ZRY)

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They are called BEACHES!!! They are TOTALLY AWESOME!!! You can surf and paddleboard and whale watch and swim the dolphims and watch sunsets and jog on the beach and ... and....

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It's going to be the only thing that clears those tents out of Pioneer Square.

Posted by: RKae at February 25, 2019 12:57 PM

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Perhaps. Depends on the kilo tonnage.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (0tfLf)

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282 At least Jessie is fighting back, he now blames drugs and the Chicago Police for his problems. Something about a strange substance the Nigerian's gave him or something like that. I wonder what he gave in return, his butt?"

Heh, since they're the only direct witnesses against him, his lawyers have told Jussie to come up with some way to degrade their credibility in the eyes of a jury. (Even though Jussie has to confess to a crime, talking illegal drugs in order to make the charge) And now we are going to have the absolutely delicious spectacle, if this goes to court, of 3 participants in a conspiracy who are all going to go into that courtroom and attack each other viciously, each in an attempt to save his own skin.

These kinds of trials are the most fun!

Fun question if Jussie is on the stand: "You say you didn't know what drug they gave you, it made you unaware. But how did they know how to find you in the middle of the night 40 miles away from your house, on a night when your flight was unexpectedly delayed, unless you personally called them and told them exactly where you were going to be?"

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (Kpl3J)

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If I were Jussie I wouldn't blame the Chicago police. I don't think they're terribly fond of Jussie right now-and it IS Chicago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2019 12:58 PM (AllCR)

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308 The democrats arent against slavery. Never was. They just use different methods now.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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You know, The Democrats used the same arguments against Lincoln that they are using against Trump.

I enjoy pointing this out when one of them says, 'He's not my President'. 'Yup', says I, 'verbatim what the Democrats said about Lincoln'.

They [angrily now]: 'But Trump only received a minority of the popular vote!'

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Perhaps, but beloved Obama (pbuh) did more for world peace by being the first half black man elected to the US Presidency.

Posted by: Nobel prize voting Committee

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I beg to differ.

Posted by: Qaddafi's Ghost at February 25, 2019 01:00 PM (X/ZRY)

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he campaigned on supporting the death penalty. Once in office, he screwed over multiple families.

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Including the Chucky Cheese killer's victims.

BTW, there was an infuriating 48 Hours on last Saturday night. There was a horrible double murder mutilation in California. Turns out it was fifteen year old mad at the world because his mom decided she was a lesbian and abandon him to marry her girlfriend. He dressed in all black with a mask, gloves and a knife looking to kill someone. The lucky couple won the lottery because they left their patio door open. He was convicted and sentenced to 50 or 60 years.

Enter Moonbeam Jerry. He signed a bill just before leaving office that says a juvenile can be charged as a adult (and be held past his 25th birthday, if a juvenile court judge says so. So they had to hold another hearing at which the yute took the stand and explained that he used to be bad but now he's good. Psychiatrists and what not testified that he's seen the light! The judge ruled that it's OK that he was tried as an adult so it's all over at last, right?

Wrong! A new law yutes can never be tried as adults and must be released at age 25. So now his lawyers are arguing that the law should be applied retroactively . . .

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Fun question if Jussie is on the stand: "You say
you didn't know what drug they gave you, it made you unaware. But how
did they know how to find you in the middle of the night 40 miles away
from your house, on a night when your flight was unexpectedly delayed,
unless you personally called them and told them exactly where you were
going to be?"

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Trump had mentioned wanting to be able to sue a newspaper that is deliberately slandering/trashing one candidate, (as MFM clearly did to Trump). And it is obvious us that media has become a giant slander weapon.

Even when they correct a fake story (their narrative), it is small print, back page, with caveats and twists, which ends up still supporting their narrative (fake but still true). It is racketeering writ large, as FBI coordinates framing Trump with the DNC and the MSM (while covering up, wiping evidence for ClintoCrimeFamily). ... the commies took Hollywood, media, schools ... they marched through our institutions.

So now that the internet has allowed an alternative, they are intent on silencing those voices as well. They use Alex Jones or other fringe players to make their case, but Google/FB/Twats will censor/defund any voice that opposes their narrative, right down to "learn to code" quotes of Hillary. More racketeering.

This strain of anti-Trumpism is so fascinating to me, mostly because I have no idea what they think the endgame is? Like, do they think they have the ability to reach a position of power within the Republican Party again? Or at least a Republican Party that can win nationally?

Ace is linked in the piece, so I thought I would link it.

Ace has a good encapsulation of the arguments here.

https://tinyurl.com/y38crz6n

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 25, 2019 01:09 PM (OKeCc)

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It's beginning to dawn on Chicago pols that this incident was headed towards Ferguson territory and they are none too pleased with that notion in their pointed heads.