Statist Troll Bingo

Recently, Kent McManigal posted about a “Libertarian Troll bingo” card he saw on some asshole’s blog. Since his card was a pretty lame attack against libertarians, we decided to make one against statists. And here it is (click for bigger version):
If you need more than one, I suppose the squares could be interchanged…

I really wasn’t offended by the other one. Some of the spaces were obviously not libertarian at all, and the others were true, but not “bad”. I can be amused by myself. It’s a good thing! Still, I think this one is funny, too, but I didn’t score well on it at all. In fact, I don’t even get a “free space” here!