A man suspected his wife was seeing anotherman, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
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MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE....I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME.... I FALL OFF TREE. I NO SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.

A man suspected his wife was seeing anotherman, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
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MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE. HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE....I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL.I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME.... I FALL OFF TREE. I NO SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE.