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Monday, February 2, 2009

Perhaps if you proactively told me what you were doing to prepare for the big meeting tomorrow – the one you really, really, really wanted to OWN, to show how responsible you are and to justify asking for a raise NOW – then I wouldn’t feel compelled to bug you to find out exactly what was going on. I mean, I have to be at that meeting, too, so wouldn’t it be helpful if you gave me an overview of who was doing what, demonstrated how prepared you were, what you’d done to ensure that you and the team didn’t embarrass the shit out of me? It’s only a 9:00 a.m. meeting.

Yes, please, let’s wait until the last possible moment to begin thinking about what you’d actually have to do to show up and NOT look like a complete nincompoop.

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