Zombies can’t get home owner’s insurance

Little known fact about zombies, when they aren’t trying to get into your house and devour you they are very protective of their own homes.

‘K I could have made that part up. But I can truthfully say that when I inevitably become a zombie I’m staying home and playing video games for the rest of the zombpocalypse. Chasing down humans is too risky. They have guns you know!

I may invest in zombie defense at that point just to get the other zombies to leave me alone. Also a generator, gas, and a quick trip to Gamestop for some looting isn’t out of the question.

Romey forgot that different people have different priorities. For himself, it’s keeping an insane, psychopathic, undead she-devil from entering the house to re-kill him. For Moon it’s having a hot tub and a view of the countryside in his room.