I imagine is looks something like … I imagine is looks something like thishttps://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/B002I0J51U.05.lg.jpg

Only pink(ish)?

5th Jul 2014

My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very realistic nowadays.

I came home early the other night and saw it sitting on the end of the bed putting its trousers on with a cigarette in its mouth..oO

5th Jul 2014

deeky

Yours is attached to your wrist? oO

Yes it's called a hand. Many have them... (_;) X)

StevenBrown

I imagine is looks something like … I imagine is looks something like thishttps://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/B002I0J51U.05.lg.jpg

oO Remind me never to go round to your house to play playstation...

Edited by: "Biddy2" 5th Jul 2014

Banned
5th Jul 2014

this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of

5th Jul 2014

whatsThePoint

this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of

5th Jul 2014

I just keep getting it wrong....

5th Jul 2014

whatsThePoint

this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of

Best way to get a fat bird into bed!

Banned
5th Jul 2014

deeky

Too slow and yours isn't even funny

I can't see you not thinking it's funny stopping it from getting likes tbh

Banned
5th Jul 2014

^^humour mods humour^^

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5th Jul 2014

I have mine on speed dial.

5th Jul 2014

NEtech

I have mine on speed dial.

Not sure having wet dreams counts as a sex toy... (_;)

X)

5th Jul 2014

konimitsu

Take mine to work with me, she is used most days....8)

You can tell she is used most days, look at the state of her, she looks goosed!

5th Jul 2014

NEtech

You can tell she is used most days, look at the state of her, she looks … You can tell she is used most days, look at the state of her, she looks goosed!

And they've gotta be fake

5th Jul 2014

john2020md

My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very … My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very realistic nowadays.I came home early the other night and saw it sitting on the end of the bed putting its trousers on with a cigarette in its mouth..oO

That's a nasty habit your rabbit has got.

Edited by: "NEtech" 5th Jul 2014

5th Jul 2014

NEtech

That's a nasty habit your rabbit has got.

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5th Jul 2014

All joking aside, I own a fleshlite, and I consider its invention mankind's greatest achievement since the internet. Gentlemen of Misc, I recommend it unreservedly.

5th Jul 2014

haritori

Best way to get a fat bird into bed!

Yep certainly worked on yours was one of those snack sized one's too

5th Jul 2014

dxx

All joking aside, I own a fleshlite, and I consider its invention … All joking aside, I own a fleshlite, and I consider its invention mankind's greatest achievement since the internet. Gentlemen of Misc, I recommend it unreservedly.

5th Jul 2014

zombrex

Yep certainly worked on yours was one of those snack sized one's too

Yeah but she is only fat because every time we are done threesome-ing your mother we make a sandwich.

5th Jul 2014

The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and stick it in my bum, job done.

Banned
5th Jul 2014

spaceinvader

The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and … The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and stick it in my bum, job done.

Edited by: "konimitsu" 5th Jul 2014

5th Jul 2014

konimitsu

How you gonna just look me up on Facebook and post all my profile pics like that?

Banned
5th Jul 2014

spaceinvader

How you gonna just look me up on Facebook and post all my profile pics … How you gonna just look me up on Facebook and post all my profile pics like that?