"Bring Me To Life"

"Deadpool, The Merc With A Mouth"

The Lyrics

OK, so one of my biggest fans, Syncronos, said that he was at some deadline, and he needed help with some parody or something. Parody...that's a funny word. Like chimichanga...anyway, he told me to think of my favo Evanescence song. Well, Bring Me To Life is cool. It's in that scene where from Elektra where Jennifer Garner finally goes nuts and starts to kill Ben Affleck...art imitating life, eh? Well, I know the guys from Linkin Parks (one of them owes me money) and we threw this together at the last minute. Enjoy! Syncronos, this night gown- while accentuating my manly curves- is TOO SHORT! You OWE me!

How can you see my yellow box?My spoken wordsLeading you down into my mindWhere things have come undone

(Cracking up)Cracking up inside(Cracking up)Cracking up inside(Crazy!)Someone tell me where I left my guns(Cracking up)Feelin’ good tonight(Cracking up)Think I’ll pick a fight(Crazy!)That may be, but I’m just having fun

Yes, I’m the famed ‘Merc with a Mouth’The rest is easySee? I can play the glockenspielI’m…just…that…cool

(Cracking up)Cracking up inside(Cracking up)Cracking up inside(Crazy!)Weasel, come and help me find my guns!(Cracking up)Hey look everyone!(Cracking up)It looks like I won!(Crazy!)Yes I am, but I’m still having fun

Fiiiiighting is what I like to doI like to punch…kick andStaaaaab right through the bad guysTill they all are DEAD

(All of this time you thought that it was vanityWell, yes it was, with hints of his insanity)I’ve been fighting a lot of guys it seemsGuess I’m good at this ‘mercenary’ thing(I need a gun, I need a sword, I need a chair…Wait…did I just say chair? Nope…that can’t be right…)It’s Deadpool time!

(Cracking up)Cracking up inside(Cracking up)Cracking up inside(Crazy!)Here they are…I finally found my guns!(Cracking up)I’m the best you’ve seen(Cracking up)I fought Wolverine(Crazy!)Kicked my ass, but I still had some fun

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*sigh* Deadpool is not based on a movie. He is a Marvel comics character. He's a mercenary who can heal like Wolverine but is utterly insane. The formula goes: give him a job, give him guns and swords, then sit back and watch the comedic chaos. He's got a bit of a cult following, and he's my favorite comic book character. In my mad dash, he floated to the top of my brain, and inspiration struck HIM. Oh well...onto the next round!

(Artistry) I am familiar with Deadpool myself, I get it, but lines like "Someone tell me where I left my guns", even knowing Deadpool's background, seemed out of place. I will say your pacing is spot on, and you stuck to facts with the Deadpool theme, This one isn't your best but you already told us that, I think your capable of great work when you have the time needed to achieve it, and I look forward to your next parody.

*puts on Comic Book Nerd glasses* Well, there was that time when Black Swan scrambled his brain, and he kept calling his guns doornobs...or that time when CopyCat blew up his house and all he had was a pistol left... I'm such a nerd

Deadpool isn't in Origins, Wade Wilson is as well as a wierd Weapon XI thingy, but Deadpool, not so much, we'll have to wait for the spinoff for the real thing (hopefully, and the mask had better be able to do the cockeyed thing), but check the dates on this man, this parody was made not one, but TWO years ago...

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