New Element Discovered!

Administratium (symbol not assigned to date)

Atomic Weight = 0

Has no Protons or Electrons. Has 1 Neutron, 125 Assistant Neutrons, 75
Vice-Neutrons and 111 Assistant Vice-Neutrons giving it an atomic mass of
312. These 312 neutrons are held together by a continuous exchange of
Meson-like particles called Morons.

Having no Electrons, it should be inert, howver it reacts and impedes
anything it comes into contact with. One researcher noted that a tiny
amount introduced into a project caused a 4 day slip in schedule.

Normal half life is 3 years. It doesn't decay, the neutrons exchange
places in some as yet to be determined re-organization phase. Atomic
Mass increases after this. Exponetially!

Administratium occurs naturally, large deposits can be found in and
around government offices, large corporations and school district offices.