oh my god, she's insane. I love her. There's so much win in that article, but I did quite like this: "I am more of a man than you will ever be and more of woman than you will ever be able to get! And I could whoop your fat SS asparagus from Cloud Nine on 47 tabs of acid, and get back to my Psychedelic Shack in time to eat a magic mushroom 3 egg omelet in less than one minute flat!"