Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

And SCANDAL WTF

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

Oh my god. DEXTER.

THE ACTUAL NEWS

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.

>immediately abandon any and all prior goals to venture blindly into deadly high-level zones, referencing vague guides to find the shrines holding my prize, die a dozen times, blow all of my remaining rupees on a weird hood from a secret store in Gerudo Town to finally complete this most important of quests

NE’ER SHALL I BE HINDERED IN THE PURSUIT OF MY FETISH AESTHETIC (ง'̀-‘́)ง

I may not know anything about flowers…BUT I KNOW A GIMP SUIT WHEN I SEE ONE!