Like this:

While I’m not opposed to the idea, and actually would like to see whatit’s like, I fear I lack the expertise to such a venture. But, Isuppose, new things always take a bit of time to adjust to, before itbecomes second nature.

Being employed once more these last few months, especially with an earlystart, has led me to be rather oscitant at times. And while this can be amajor problem, especially if there are exigent matters at hand,generally, it’s not caused an upset yet, with no delations evident.

Perhaps it’s an age-old method, recorded in an incunabulum somewhere inthe annals of History; but only recently labelled and ‘sold’ to themodern world.

And while some might find this a bit strange, I do not, and see it asvery legitimate and warranted. Of course, while claiming it’s legitimacy,I don’t mind the perception of being pixilated, as it’s a quality Ideeply admire.

In conclusion, dear readers, while this was initially conceived as anattempt as floccinaucinihilipilification, the contents herein are alltrue, and as such, should be regarded as more than just harlequinade.

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More of these fascinating fluctuations of letter can be found in thesources used:

The Oxford English Dictionary classifies it as “humorous” and with 29 letters it’s one of the longest words in the English language. Moreover, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and the actual longest word, which are highly scientific and specific, floccinaucinihilipilification can be used in everyday speech:

“Yes, my apparent floccinaucinihilipilification of both you and your canine companion was meant to be stupendously supercilious.”

Any Sesquipedalian Person (a person given to the overuse of long words)

harlequinadehar·le·quin·ade(härl-kw-nd) noun

1. A comedy or pantomime in which Harlequin is the main attraction.2. Farcical clowning or buffoonery.