Tag: SLINKY BIKINIS

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As you know, I don’t care about the canon of film, or the oeuvre if I wanted to sound like an asshole, I just want to be entertained. Technically, this place was created to talk shit about shit movies but then it grew and here we are and shit but – this was my kind of movie and I loved it. Hot chicks? √ Super gory? √ Satanic rituals √ Doesn’t take itself seriously? √√√√ I was all about this! […]

I didn’t know much about this movie – or why I even Netflix-ed it – so when it showed up I was all – what the fuck is this PG-13 shit? Then I saw Emily Browning and I was all: “JAIL BAIT!!!!!” (JB) and put this in and watched a couple of skinny, teenage girls slink around in their short shorts and two piece bikinis for an hour an a half and it was really fucking boring. I mean, you […]