In the piece, Swift covers common crush hurdles like being stuck in the friend zone...

Okay, this simply can't be advice for girls.

1) Girl stuck in "friend zone" with male friend she desires2) Girl accepts sex from male friend she desires3) At worst girl is now having regular sex in "friend with benefits zone"4) Girl having sex with desired male friend complains it's not enough5) 3 million guys play tiny violins in world's largest friend zoned concert