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Readings from the Dirty Digest

The weatherman is calling for snow tonight, but he is the dirtiest of all filthy scumbags on the planet. I'll take your snow with a grain of contaminated soil on the rim of a margarita glass, Mr. Weatherman. Not to worry, the snow will most likely be melted by the methane gas in the smelly atmosphere before it reaches the earth. This will cause mud, which should not be confused with the piles of rotting goose feces. Step in whatever you like, it's your call.
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