She has to do something with her life.

1. Must have life goals. Doesn't matter what they are (unless it's to get married and have her man take care of her) or how far along she is, she just has to be doing something.
2. Must be monogamous.
That's about it, really.
– /u/deanykg

She shouldn't want any kids in the future.

She must have a pulse.

Living
Female
Sense of humour
Sparkling personality
Unbelievable, movie-star good looks at all times.
Huge personal wealth
Either a massive culinary expertise or an on-call personal chef
Unrestrained, creative sexual appetite
Must not be more than a five-minute walk.
-/u/bbkeys

She has to be pretty good at making out.

Cant be a bad kisser, I cant date a bad kisser
Is comfortable around strangers and in social situations. Cant date the type of girl whose friends have to drag her to the dance floor if you know what I mean.
Not too traditional sexual views. I briefly dated a girl once, she was over my house and we got as far as...hand stuff...the next day she said "It scared me how fast we went....I can only have sex with someone Im married to or in love with" I told her she had an amazing personality, was a great girl, but we are not compatible in that aspect so we're better off as friends, and we are.
Will split the bill. Its 2016 and most girls I meet my age (23) make more money than I do. I dont want to feel like your affection has a price tag and if you can acknowledge youre here for my company and not my wallet then you can split the bill. Tbh because im a hypocrite and gender roles I end up paying for the first date or two if they dont offer but the third date is my limit.
Does some kind of physical activity. I go to the gym and do various sports, would like somebody who keeps active in some way.
- /u/jewboyfresh

She must love fresh, curd dairy products.

She can't be a "crazy partier."

1. Must be atheist/agnostic (I've learned the hard way that religious people trying to date nonreligious people doesn't work)
2. Must not desire children (I don't like kids and don't want any)
3. Must have had a stable family life growing up (tends to keep the girls with daddy issues and substance abuse problems at bay)
4. Must be a responsible adult (has own car, job, place to live, pays own bills, ect)
5. Must be past the 'crazy partier' stage (been there, done that)
Luckily I actually managed to meet a woman that met all these requirements and we've been happily married for almost five years.
- /u/stultus-futuo