You want fart noises as you scroll? We've got you covered.

fartscroll.js

Include "fartscroll.js" in your page. You can include the latest version straight from our CDN:

<script src="http://code.onion.com/fartscroll.js"></script>

Initialize the fartscroll plugin after the page has loaded:

// Fart every 400 pixels scrolled in the window
fartscroll();
// Fart every 800 pixels scrolled
fartscroll(800);
// Fart every 100 pixels scrolled (probably a bit much)
fartscroll(100);
// Now I'm just adding more examples to make the page longer
fartscroll(50);
// SO MANY FARTS
fartscroll(5);
// I should register fart.io for this
fartscroll(500);
// I should register fart.io for this
fartscroll(400);
// Dammit, fart.io is taken
fartscroll(600);
// Alright, that's probably enough examples
fartscroll(400);