Following Disney’s purchase of 20th Century Fox, the proposed Home Alone remake features a 38-year-old Kevin McAllister getting put in prison for a series of serious physical assaults on a couple of vulnerable pensioners.

Piers Morgan has used a column in the Daily Mail to criticise Meghan Markle, suggesting she should be more respectful of royal tradition, and be white, after having the temerity to guest-edit the magazine Vogue.