Jovie: How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?Buddy: I heard you singing.Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.

Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times.Buddy: Really?Santa: Mmm hmm.Buddy: What's it like?Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.Buddy: Oh.Santa: Second, there are, like, 30 Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show," that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.