Wednesday, September 12, 2007

My running mate, Germaine Gregarious, has been hitting the campaign trail with great vigor after her recent vacation. Aside from offering some unique insight into Sen. Larry Craig, she has been wading through some of the murkier elements of the media.

Things were looking pretty grim for yours truly! Luckily, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator and his trusty ship, the Danger Sled, intervened and saved the day! After we conquered Dr. Monkerstein's evil Press Conference of Doom...

We retired for Mai Tai's in the Rumpus Room! My running mate Germaine Gregariousthrew a great party for Jon and the rest of the gang.

Although she had a wonderful time, Freida Bee seems to have forgotten the majority of the evening. After she arrived with a half kilo of banana peels, things got a bit out of hand! It was like watching Tippi Hedren in an Alfred Hitchcock/Woody Allen movie. Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator brought Jan the Intergalactic Aviator, and two of them danced a wicked two-step to Ms. Germaine's house band, the Crypt Kicker Five. Later, Jon had a little accident on the rug behind the credenza.

Professor Xavier has been cooking up some rather deliberately offensive video games. Also, Freida Bee has also insulted both monkeys and apes by comparing them to the most foul human of them all. It is amusing how humans continually try to disassociate themselves from the evil of their own president by comparing him to an ape or a monkey. Even Monkerstein is not that evil!

After his return, the doctor has been moonlighting as a high profile White House correspondent. He has been planning a going away party for Tony Snow and Karl Rove!

Samurai Frog has been briefly discussing his "negotiations" with the Martians. As you can see from this photo, the special effect that he has employed for his Tardis have greatly improved. You can hardly see the wires! The Fearsome Fraudulent Frog has also been molesting kittens, and has yet to comment on Ms. Gregarius' ski outfit.

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I see that some of the candidates are still going strong with their candidacies doing stuff like selecting running mates and fighting giant robots, while others seem to be busy doing less presidential stuff...

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.