Whoop Whoop! Buy Faygo and Facepaint with new Cryptocurrency, JuggaloCoin

The crazy world of cryptocurrencies is about to get INSANE! Are you ready, my ninjas? I know I am! Tomorrow, JuggaloCoin will be unleashed upon the internets, giving members of the Juggalo Family a way to buy weed, facepaint, faygo and “personal favors” without using cash, keeping all of those duckets within the JuggaloCoin economy. You know, keeping it in the family. Family style.

So, why a coin for Juggalos? I’ll let JuggaloCoin creator Papa Nutt clear the air on that one:

Well put, Papa Nutt.

Ostensibly, JuggaloCoin will be used at Juggalo functions around the globe, from the Gathering of the Juggalos to the shadiest back alley. The official ICP store will eventually accept JuggaloCoins, and the crypto could buy you a giant Faygo at a Juggalo Wrestling match.

And now on to the boring, stupid technical details of JuggaloCoin. The hatchet-wielding crypto is of the SHA-256 vein, the same category of crypto that Bitcoin is grounded in. I couldn’t find any information on mining the stuff, but I’m sure mining pools will pop up eventually. BOOM! Science.

To get the coinzz out to hungry Juggalos and Juggalettes, Papa Nutt will be giving out the crypto to the Family, via what is called “The Hatchet Drop.” Simply put, JuggaloCoin will be distributed for free to Ninjas in order to get the coins into circulation. Wanna get involved in the Hatchet Drop? Follow the instructions below.

The way it works is simple. If you are a Juggalo, you simply tweet your JuggaloCoin (JUG) address along with the hashtags #JuggaloCoin and #Coins4Fam. And provide some visible evidence that you are actually a Juggalo. The best would be having a profile pic of you in facepaint. Holding or wearing hatchet gear works, too. If the request seems legit, we’ll retweet it. We’ll have a bot that’s scanning our account for these retweets, and when it sees them, it will send the coins.

So there you have it folks, JuggaloCoin is about to be a thing. I know many of you are shaking your heads decrying the end times, but I for one welcome out Juggalo overlords with open arms. Head over to Juggalocoin.org for the full rundown.

For your viewing pleasure, I have included the de-facto Juggalo documentary below, American Juggalo. Be advised, it is totally NSFW on account of tons of titties, drug usage and general douchebaggery. Enjoy!