Dave and Chuck talk about a new car jacking technique thieves are using in the area, two pilots fired for allowing a playboy model to fly the plane, a guy that crashed a dude's car with his truck because they were competing for the same girl, a guy who got beat up by his girlfriend for not paying the water bill, a dude charged with a crime after he publicly pooped and it hit a child, why your friend is single, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about some crazy pig stories in recent local news, the most patriotic states in America, a guy attacked by a beaver in Oregon, a daughter that discovered her moms weed stash and flushed it down the toilet, top earning celebrities of the year, the dumbest way you broke something, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about Michigan being named one of the top states in the United States, a woman who survived getting hit by a car because of her huge breasts, Japanese women flaunting after a gorilla at the zoo, the days of free internet porn coming to an end, a repo man shot by a woman who had a gun hidden in her private parts, what took you from a boy to a man, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about a state that is granting gun permits to the blind, Dave confesses to buying a squatty potty, another person who was badly injured recreating the ending of Dirty Dancing, a female celebrity that endorses giving BJs, a woman who threatened to drown herself if her husband didn't buy her a purse, something someone thought you wanted in bed but didn't, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about a state that is granting gun permits to the blind, Dave confesses to buying a squatty potty, another person who was badly injured recreating the ending of Dirty Dancing, a female celebrity that endorses giving BJs, a woman who threatened to drown herself if her husband didn't buy her a purse, something someone thought you wanted in bed but didn't, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about where Andy Green could be, a guy that was stabbed because he was wearing skinny jeans, Dustin Diamond (Screech) going to prison for stabbing someone, Criss Angel saves a magician when an illusion goes bad, a guy that attacked his girlfriend when he was to drunk to perform sex, Ask D&CTF: a listener wondering if it's weird that her 30 year old boyfriend is into Astrology, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about where Andy Green could be, a guy that was stabbed because he was wearing skinny jeans, Dustin Diamond (Screech) going to prison for stabbing someone, Criss Angel saves a magician when an illusion goes bad, a guy that attacked his girlfriend when he was to drunk to perform sex, Ask D&CTF: a listener wondering if it's weird that her 30 year old boyfriend is into Astrology, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about the top states that are getting drunk this summer, a dude that won a lawsuit after anesthesiologist made fun of him during colonoscopy, a woman who accidentally gives birth in public, condoms that change color when an STD is detected, a dude that got stabbed by his girlfriend after refused to perform a sex act, Ask D&CTF: a listener needs help with a situation involving a friend jerking it to himself, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about a family that wants to get rid of their dream home because of a creepy “watcher” stalking them, a guy that really likes licking toads, too much exercise can poison you, a city with a plan to put ping pong tables in parks to stop crime, a dude who claims he was pranking his friend when he spiked his water with weed killer, something you with you could unsend, and more!

Dave and Chuck talk about a guy whose house was discovered to be a grow house after it was struck by lightning, best states to take a road trip in, a guy that stage a protest poop, an employer in trouble for forcing employees to give a DNA swab from there butt, a 90 year old man who threatened to blow off a postal workers head, how far someone you know has gone to save money, and more!