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"Um, I see some kind of error message."

"Sir, you are the Windows customer and you are registered here in Windows Company so that's why we are calling you."

"Oh, okay," I said; I mean, the guy was calling me from Windows. "Can I talk to your manager just to make sure?"

After a few seconds, another voice came on the line. He was the manager, he told me, and he laid out the whole situation.

"Sir, let me tell you, like when you have buy an operating system like Microsoft Windows, we are the one who are able to provide the technical muthafuckin support regarding this muthafuckin operatin' system, okay? Microsoft never provide teh support for teh Window operating system and we are having official [garbled] of Microsoft, and that's why you are receiving this call."