Martha Higareda

Keanu Reeves is an A-list star (albeit the least talented one in history, with the sole possible exception of Brendan Fraser). He's also reportedly dating a 22-year-old Mexican actress named Martha Higareda - who's certainly a cutie.

Bbut that hasn't motivated Reeves, who recently made headlines for ramming a photographer, to stop looking like a hobo off the street. Yes, he cut off his beard... or 85 percent of it. He may even be wearing clean clothes. But apparently being paid $20 million for The Matrix didn't equate to owning a razor or comb.