Lauren Conrad & Jason Wahler Suck At Sex

So it seems there really IS a sex tape of Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler. The problem is, it’s so flippin’ boring that it’s being shelved! Sources say the tape is “very vanilla” with “no hard-core sex”.

Sugar DVD says they are shelving the tape for different reasons:

“We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department.”

Call me an idiot, but what the hell does “very vanilla” mean when referring to sex?