alienated:I did it. Last month there was a thread about dennys having a hobbit menu. I and madhonib stole a menu and a table tent. They look really good, and, now- if you hate dennys, please ignore this. If you do kinda like dennys, and feel like trying anything- if you order an entree, you get trading cards, allegedly collectible. One of these is a coupon for a future order. One of ours was for 20% off, no minimum amount specified. Madhonib had the Hobbit Hole Breakfast, I had the Gandalfs gobble melt- i had to, they named it after me. Hers looked better on the menu, but she liked it. I added the Shire sausage to hers, and she got about a 5 inch cooked sausage, and it was ok. Overall- the cook was having an off night with her dish.Mine ? well, mine was a treat and a half- Potato bread ( i like it, but I thought it was going to be a bad idea for this specific sammich ) turkey, stuffing! , swiss cheese and allegedly a honey mustard cranberry dressing- I only tasted brown mustard. They also have the option of a small dish of gravy, for dipping. I highly recommend that you try it. I also had seasoned fries with ranch, catsup and mustard, also did the quadruple dip into gravy. I was only able to consume half of my order- it was big and filling and sofa king yummy. And the leftovers were great also.Sorry- long off topic post but I hadda follow through about me plans to boost a menu, and eat there. Service sucked at the time, but I tipped enough to pay for 10 menus. Oh, we got out of there spending just over 21 bucks. Not bad for essentially 2 meals.And no- i dont work for dennys

Oh yes-the menu is pretty damn cool- i swore to Drew a few years back that I would not post pics, so- eip if anyone wishes to see them.Plus- someone had drawn a partial penis on my sandwich pic and madhonib grabbed the wrong one. Ooops

I could have written this post myself. Went to Denny's specifically to steal a menu, but felt guilty. I asked our waitress if they offered them for sale - and she winked and told me "go ahead and take one". I increased her tip from Hobbit-size to Stone Giant sized. The food was GOOD. I am still baffled at the low priced yet massive spread I received.

If you like LOTR/Hobbit collectibles - the menu itself is a score...it's really well done. I think they did a great job with the food choices as well...the seed cake french toast and shire sausage were fantastic. The sausage looks EXACTLY like what you see Sam cooking in LOTR.