Ahoy there budding B-arrrrds and B-arrrrdettes. Life on the high seas is an awe inspiring past time. The exploits of the Buccanear have been embodied in the literary arts. Now here's ye chance to write some of yer most excitin prose.

* Have ye ever been to Madame Fifi's and had the hinsperashun to wax lyrical about that 'back rub' ye got?* Have yer ever had trubbles understandin where all the Pirates are in Shakespeare?* Did yer ever get the feelin if yer didn't get belted on the head and ship-napped, that ye had a career in the literary arts loomin?

Yarrr to start the proceedins Oi though O'id write a poem entitled The Mermaids Tale (chortle chortle!)This is what happens when yer take yer hallucinatin too far!

Arvast in the sands of time...Did me me ship sail the dark Carribbean Waters...And in the mists afar I did spy a vision...a vision that got this old blaggard most excited...

For there, sittin on a rock was summit worthy of PlayBilge page 3...A vision lovelier than me dear wife, I haven't seen for 30 years...For her tail was long, her skin was soft and her eyes were big and dark...It was the hottest, sexiest sight Oi ever did see...A Dugong!!

And I did propose to that Dugong on the rocks that day...And she offer me her flipper in marriage...And we have built our home on a large granite boulder...And we have many baby dugongs and dugongettes...Complete with eye patches, prosthetic hooks and peg fins...

And she loves my moustache and I love hers...And she loves to go shopping for kelp, occasionally kelp and (when she's feeling naughty) kelp!And after a hard day at the office pillaging and murdering...My Lovely Mermaid awaits...

Ninja's to the left of us,ninja's to the right of us.Lightning an' thunder.An' then something that end's somewhat similarly soundin' to the end of previous line but surely a lot shorter than this un, now where did I leave me grog.

Cpt Celle wrote:Ninja's to the left of us,ninja's to the right of us.Lightning an' thunder.An' then something that end's somewhat similarly soundin' to the end of previous line but surely a lot shorter than this un, now where did I leave me grog.