The Hollywood Vampires aren’t like normal rock bands. For one thing, normal rock bands don’t usually count famous actor Johnny Depp among their ranks, even though he literally once said that it’s “sickening” when famous actors try to become musicians. That’s just how powerful the appeal of the Hollywood Vampires is, though. They rock so hard that even a reasonable, well-rounded guy like Johnny Depp can sacrifice his ideals in order to get a taste of their power, and it’s a little hard to blame him when you consider that the other members of The Hollywood Vampires (Alice Cooper, Guns N’ Roses’ Duff McKagan, and Aerosmith’s Joe Perry) are legitimately successful musicians.

Now, the Hollywood Vampires have announced their first tour ever, and they’ll be bringing this unstoppable combination of novelty and rock to venues all over the world—including two stops in exotic Wisconsin, one of which is in a town with fewer than 2,000 people. The full list of tour dates is below, and you can find more information at the band’s official website.