Dear Ladies! A true Gentleman doesn't make nude
shots of his girlfriend, because he
knows, that they could get lost in the World Wide
Web !!!
Don't send nude pictures, or
you'll be blackmailed!
The internet never forgets!

I have
used always the escalator. But a friend with her
guide dog for the blind needs the elevator. I was
astonished how many healthy people can be crowd in
an elevator. Staying and waiting must be the
handicaped people: the blind,
invalids, wheelchair users, people with baby
buggy. We complain about the reckless bankers,
managers, rich, but we are not able to use the
escalator and leave the elevator to people, who
really need them?!?

You can already notice the social
coldness very hard! I was looking for a
blind woman a home, but the contacted real estate
brokers didn't write back!
And then she also has been robbed!!!

Legalizing Marijuana? I think
the state goes crazy! First I shall buy the
grass and the state earns himself richy rich
stupid on my paid taxes! And then I shall die on
cancer by smoking, hopefully very early, that
the state gets my whole pension! And then,
because smoking pot makes my brain dumb like
alcohol, I shall consume and be quiet on the
states again and again produced dump, like a
sheep on the grass - baa! Not really, huh!? Dear
state, bite me! You can take your stupid drugs
and put it in your underpants! :-D

The most beautiful thing in sex is not only the
orgasm, it is the whole act of love.

The True Love does not care about weight, height,
age, tattoos, scars ...

For me, sex without Love
is a total no-go!
Also, steal the girlfriend of another man!

Some men search for women from the East
(beautiful, perfect and only available for this
one man, not allowed to have female friends). I
search for a woman, even with blemishes and
without silicone in breast (each surgery is a
trauma to your body), because that is the spice of
life.

Life without Love is like a car without an engine.

Dear ladies, please do not 'pluck to death' your
eyebrows. There are men like me who love the
natural -without any make-up- beauty of a woman.

Which man would you prefer?
Man1: "Honey, shave your legs, you look like a
grizzly bear, then we can have sex."
or:
Man2: "Honey, I desire you overly! Can we make
love?"
Woman: "Yes, but unfortunately, I am not already
shaved."
Afterwards, there was no more conversation,
because Man2 covered the woman with hot kisses and
caresses ...

First, I pay attention to the charisma: eyes and
smile, only then I look within two seconds, which
is extremely short, at the rest of the body. But,
I am honesty, 50% from these 2 seconds are taken
for the decollete.
But for a long relationship, only the whole
package counts: charisma, voice, laugh, character,
appearance, libido?.

picture
info
for
the blind:
On the left side sits relaxed Sigmund
Freud. Martin lies on the right side on
a couch with mouth wide open and holds
frantically with both hands his throat.

Martin:
"Siggi!
I have a frog in my throat!!!"
Siggi: "I'm with you. Tell me about the
relationship to your mother."

Martin:
"Some
say, I would be stupid, but hardworking. Others
say, I would be smart, but lazy!"
Siggi: "In the middle is the truth."
Martin: "Maybe therefore, I have a split
personality?!"
Siggi: "Maybe. But tell me more about the
relationship to your mother."

Martin:
"Some
say, I would be beautiful, others say, I would
be ugly!"
Siggi: "Thats right."
Martin: "What?!"
Siggi: "All. And now tell me more about the
relationship to your ..."
Martin: "Mother?"
Siggi: "No, father."
Martin: "Oh.
As he, I like to drink, eat and to burp."
Siggi: "I understand."
Martin: "Ah! I've forgot the flatulence!"
Siggi: "Well, sometimes it might be also very
important."
Martin: "Sometimes?!?

Siggi:
"Now,
lets talk about ..."
Martin: "Sex?"
Siggi: "Right. You have some?"
Martin: "Yes."
Siggi: "Tell me about the relationship to your
girlfriend."
Martin: "At the moment, there is no woman in my
life."
Siggi: "Why not?"
Martin: "I work the whole day to earn money,
that I have plenty to offer for a woman."
Siggi: "Due to the fact that you work the whole
day to earn money, that you have plenty to offer
for a woman, you have no time to search for a
woman."
Martin: "Correct."
Siggi: "I understand. Now tell me about the
relationship from your mother to your father."

News 2013:
Fortunately I always drive very carefully, and so
I haven't a cat and children with bikes
roadkilled!

I pay no green power levy, I just take the power
from my neighbor!

I'm going to fly into outer space too, but I buyed
a one-way ticket, so I saved 50%!

I stood at the train station but not the train,
was delayed for another hour, I asked a man and a
woman to drive with me in my car to the next metro
station, 20 minutes away. Then we went to third
and all were happy.

Two young men passed all the waiting people, to
become first in elevator. But the destiny said:
"No, thanks" and closed doors so fast, that one of
these young guys has almost smushed between the
doors! Yes, I am not kidding!
But in fact, someone in elevator pushed the "close
the door" button, because, only three persons and
not eight were in there! And that happens, when
people are not looking at the arrow head! If the
arrow head displays down, the elevator moves down
... displays up ... moves up ... And without
looking at the arrow head, you make a little
annoying drive more!
So you can see, everyone gets justiced by life,
some earlier, some later!

I was shopping and left my place for another
person, who was carrying less.
The saleswoman was counting just 1x1.89 and not
2x1.89 but I left the store. No, just kidding! I
showed her the mistake.

In solidarity for stupid, reckless egoists, we
will take out, on 29th February 2017, our brains!
Who's with us?

I am in hospital. I pray to God, that I will
survive.
Not the sickness! The hospital !!!
...
I'm out there -thanks God- the new patients stood
already around my bed !!! ;-)

Now I have the chronicles on Facebook too. But the
chronicles, which lead me to the lost treasure of
gold, I would prefer much more !!! :-D

Money has to be invested to create new jobs, but
not through speculation robbing others!
Derivatives (values ??that exist only on paper)
are 20 times higher than the actually generated
values of the whole world!!!

Humankind becomes creeping more intelligent.
I have that behind me.

Dear Mrs. Mini-Cooper driver, while you sped away
with well over 60km/h, I drove the allowed 50km/h
and stood after 3km, at a red light, behind you.