Dear Pun Gents, my boyfriend loves puns. I want to show him how clever *I* can be on Valentine’s Day. I need a pun that will blow him away. He is studying physics and computer science. And ever since he was a little boy he has wanted to be a pirate. HELP!? ~Anna, Boston

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

I hope to give you ‘Max Planck’ on Valentine’s Day

How does a pirate measure the area of a circle? Pi arrgh squared.

OOP I did it again.

Compared to you, everyone else is barely a C+

You never Bohr me.

I could go for a jolly rogering

BONUS – Why was Blackbeard upset when he had to go to the bathroom? Because a pirate without p is irate.