Friday, January 08, 2010

To Steal from Lucifer

Thefts from Hell are rare but when they happen there is an immediate lockdown and no traffic is allowed in or out. The last time it happened was when someone stole Belphegor's sweaty towel from the Pit of Boiling Obscenities in 1349 and what a ruckus that caused. No, it didn't come from Turin at all. This time, though, was far more serious. Gabriel's Belt of Perpetual Maidenhood disappeared from the Libertine Palace with no clue toward the identity of the thief.

Jasfoup marked the date in his calendar. The first of the 'virgin' births should occur in early September.