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twirls. fucking twirls. for every twirl in a cadbury's heroes there could have been something good instead but no, let's put this fucking awful chocolate in there that no one in there right mind would like. fuckers.

Twirls are as solid and reliable a chocolate bar as you could wish for. Sure, they're no double decker, picnic or wispa, but they wank they shit off pretty much everything else. You are such a stupid fuck.