Seth Meyers' best jokes from the Emmys

Seth Meyers hoped that his Emmys would have good jokes, and it seems that this host with the most got his wish. The Late Night host absolutely killed it at the ceremony, throwing one one-liner after another at the crowd and having most of them land. We rounded up Meyers’ best jokes from the evening.

“This year we’re doing the Emmys on a Monday night in August, which if I know anything about television means the Emmys are about to get canceled.”

“Jokes are like nominees: They can’t all be winners.”

“Of course people don’t remember the 1976 Emmys, because they were held on a Monday.”

“We’ve got comedies that make you laugh and comedies that make you cry because they were dramas submitted as comedies.”“Tonight we are all Crazy Eyes.”

“Cable is looking at Netflix the way Justin Bieber is looking at One Direction: Through a cloud of marijuana smoke.”

“Kill off all the main players, because before you know it, you’re paying Sheldon a million dollars an episode.”

“The Blacklist was the most DVRed show, Game of Thrones was the most pirated and Duck Dynasty was the most VCRed.”

“With respect to cable and streaming, here’s something you can only get on network television: A whole bunch of commercials.”

“Please welcome two things that can happen to your car’s paint job, Key and Peele!”

“Let’s welcome a woman who starred in Mystic Pizza 25 years ago and then was never heard from again: Julia Roberts!”

And here’s an honorable mention for Amy Poehler presenting:“I’m here to present the first award of the evening: Best onscreen orgasm in a Civil War re-enactment.”