I've often wondered what type of coaches we have in this league. What do they do for their careers? I'd be willing to bet, despite our love of imaginary players, and our desire to develop them into imaginary players that can turn our imaginary programs into imaginary winners, there are some smart mo*#er-fu@*ers playing in this league... At least, the ones who are successful at it... So, what are your occupations?

*** I'm a Mental Health Counselor, but my "dream job" would be Prognosticator or Major League Baseball Announcer.