Ladies and gentlemen, friends and neighbors are you in for a treat! Behold the first in a new series of training videos brought to you in Justice-O-Vision! You folks have the great honor of being able to tell your children and grand children that you were there when it all started, long before it was sweeping the nation. Behold, the first episode of:

Joe Justice: Certified He-Man!

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That was so cool! You out-did yourself on this one. Humor, instruction, and quality information; that was a great video and promotional tool for Transformetrics. I was wondering what you were up this past few days!

That was great, thanks. I really like your gym. I see you have a ladder there. Ladders make great single leg hamstring stretch exercisers. Start on a low rung and slowly work your way up to higher rungs.

Joe my dear friend, it took us 45 minutes to download your video because of our slow internet right now. When the kids heard that it was Joe Justice they had to watch it because of all that they have heard from me about you. The video is top notch and well worth the wait! As far as your ravishing good looks, if I was about 15 years younger and a woman I would probably go for you! As it is, I am a grumpy old man who has lost your contest and I only find you slightly cute! But you are still cute.

Wow! Aaron, 45 minutes? I want you to know that I really appreciate that! And I'm even more glad you felt it was worth the wait! Man, if you would have said, "We waited 45 minutes and, brother, it just wasn't worth it!" That would have been a tough pill to swallow!