Is it possible to mine an iota of excitement from this year's Oscars? Is Rooney Mara the name of a female person? Can a chat room transcript still make for captivating reading even if nobody in it is impersonating a 15-year-old girl? We aim to answer all these questions with a hearty "Indeed, sir!"

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Brandon Kruse loves baseball and comedy. He is a fantasy baseball columnist for BaseballHQ.com, and his writing has appeared in Sports Weekly, ESPN the Magazine, and the Baseball Forecaster. He has also written, directed, and performed sketch comedy in Boston and Chicago. He lives in Minnesota with his wife and two children.