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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Hailey got some sort of virus over the weekend which really only involved a fever that we couldn't get rid of. There weren't any other symptoms...until today.

We were Skyping with GG over lunch and the Crazies got down. As we were finishing our conversation, I hear this panicked screaming from Hailey.

Noises like this are not uncommon in our house, so I casually walked around the corner to find her on the toilet.

She's freaking out because she was having her first bout with diarrhea and had no idea what was happening to her body. She kept crying about having an accident and that her "butt was peeing." I felt so bad for her, but it was still kind of funny.

I got off of Skype with GG really quickly and went to clean her up. She started to get herself under control and said, "dat was NOT a good idea...I don't wanna do dat again!"

Hailey had to pee and, luckily, so did I...lucky me, lucky me, lucky me (I try to remind myself of how lucky I am when something terribly embarrassing happens to me).

We were in the stall...she went first.

Then it was her turn to watch.

When I sat down to go, I quickly realized that I had started spotting (with Mirena, you don't actually get a period which is heavenly, but you do spot every now and then which is annoying). She takes one look at my undies and starts saying, "Mama...is dat POOP? Do you have poop in there? Why is dere poop in dere?"

I quietly try to explain that it's not poop, but to no avail. It's out there in a very echo-y restroom. Apparently this sweet little girl's mother has poop in her underwear and didn't even deny it...lovely.