I just invited someone to come vacation at my house to lose weight because I never food shop or cook. You actually have more food in your fridge than I do and I have kids. I am surprised that DYFS hasn't come for my kids. I wonder what they survive on. They must be eating the lawn. God knows I never mow!

at least it isn't just a lonely box of baking powder, these three items can hang out together and discuss their life on 3rd shelf. It looks like the box and the goat cheese are having a serious sit down discussion with the butter.

I know for a fact that your refridgerator is the treasurer for a radical feminist anarcho-syndacalist collective*. Now if you had a normal, God-fearing, 100% US of A American refridgerator, it would be replete with delicious meats, dairy products and fudgesicles.

WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?!

*of appliances. Her hot rollers sometimes work the phone banks for the local Libertarian party, but the rest of her labor saving devices are as Red as Chairman Mao!

Hey! Looks like mine! Does your veggie drawers hide the rotted carcasses of the veggies you bought with the wonderful intentions that you would 1) Cook 2)eat healthy ... but ya know ... how that "out of sight - out of mind" thing works?? Oh, and the "lazy" thing? And the "I don't cook" thing? And the "my only 'green' food is mint-n-chip ice cream" thing??

Leah said:It looks like the box and the goat cheese are having a serious sit down discussion with the butter.

It's an intervention. The butter has a major problem with cholesterol and is showing signs of impending coronary disaster. The wine and cheese are threatening to move out and join a reception if the butter doesn't clean up his act.

There is definitely an intervention in progress for that pound of butter. When I say there's nothing in the fridge that usually means nothing I really want to eat, but you really mean it. That's amazing.

OMG! You just reminded me that I saw something a while back that totally belongs in your fridge. Wine that came in a six-pack. As in cans...like beer. But with straws attached on the side like a juice box.

How cool is that? They could be the offspring of the big box of wine and join in the intervention. Poor butter!

Dinner's at your house! We'll wash down our butter balls with boxed wine (straw glued on back?)Do you have a lot of bread? How does the freezer look? A bunch of frozen dinners? This must be good for the weight loss regimen if this is all you've got!

That is totally the boxed wined i brought to the blog party. That's like my second picture (including a famous Kristy illustration, sans hair) on her blog. I'm freakin' stoked.b.brian of the boxed wine.

Brian, I TOTALLY recognized that box, and as I scrolled down the insane number of comments, I was overjoyed to find that NO ONE ELSE HAD CAUGHT IT. But, of course, you, the rightful donor of the box, placed claim. Rightfully. Oh, POOP, I was not quick enough. You got me again. (The first time being when you publicly put me and molesting in the same sentence.) (No hard feelings.) :)

How about an "after" picture here... a fridge filled with glorious summer bounty... blueberries, strawberries, melon, asparagus, lettuce, feta cheese?, olives, lemons, tomato, fresh chicken breast, bottles of water. Those colors would be really pretty against the white. Add a mirror fridge magnet that says "I am Special". Kristy,while this is understandable now, an empty fridge one to ten years down the line will work against you. Plus, produce departments and markets are fun ways to meet like minded men... :)

Portia and Brian...I totally recognize that box from the blog party too! How can you forget that? First of all, how touching was it that Brian gave her that, and then Brian, how can I forget me practically pulling you by the hair to come over to the booth? (not realizing you were waiting on your fish and chips)?

i don't think she's 'showing off' -- i think that risey just states she knows me because it lends credibility to her statements (like how/why she'd know i have the water) instead of making her sound like a psycho stalker, you know?

i think she's only made mention of knowing me when she's in the precarious position of defending me. so i appreciate it.

Looks like my fridge! I have rabbits though, so their veggies take up a lot of space, but nothing much for me! And, for the record, I drank CHEAP boxed wine ($12/box)for about 4 months. It says on the box, fresh until the last drop! I am also cheap, so I couldnt' let it go to waste!