Joke of the Day

Two nuns are in the supermarket buying food for the convent. They pass the beer aisle and one of the nuns asks the other if she fancies a beer. The nun says she would love one but she’s too shy to actually buy one. So the first nun says “not to worry, I’ll get them.”

So, they grab a six pack and head to the checkout counter. When the clerk sees the beers he looks at the nuns with a raised eyebrow.

“Oh, we use beer to wash our hair, a sort of shampoo if you will” said the first nun. The clerk looked back at her and picked up a bag of pretzels and put them in the the nuns bag. He looked the nun in the eye and said, “the curlers are on the house”.