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My Bisharp Poem/Ballad

When me and you first met,
I was looking through Serebii.net.
Your nearly scizor like stat,
and your power ranger combat,
Was enough to make me decide,
that a physical sweeper was inside.

But Your typing is complete murder,
Four times weak against common pokes like gurdurr.
The fact is you have so much potential,
But EV training your speed is too essential.
Dark/steel wasn't Gamefreak's best move
and the base speed of 70 is something I'd improve

But alas I still think you're a great poke,
Even-though Smogon members think your a joke.
But Bisharp you don't need any approval,
Even if fighting types can quickly cause your removal.

By Dragoniteftw

Another one, I quickly wrote today after being inspired by a bad experience with some emgolas while trying to train on low level audinos in shaking grass Disclaimer: I don't actually hate Emolga, just hate him when I am training.

Dear Emolga,

When I first saw you on the 'new Pokemon page'
You were the one that made me rage
A flying pikachu is what we have here
Going straight to the Never Used tier

Shaking grass is good for audinos you see
Great for getting me bags of XP
But when your sprite comes on my screen
I want to put my head in a sewing machine
Your annoying flying type makes you impossible to faint
The fact I can't use ground attacks is not my only complaint

We've seen you before as a Pachirisu
Even then I wanted to continually hit you
Your double team move makes you impossible to hit
Overall as a pokemon you're a pile of s***

By dragoniteftw

I think I am going to have a break for abit after this, but heres a chandelure one

Chandelure

With Chandelure, what you see is what you get,
Unfortunately It's not a bikini clothed brunette.
It's a candle stick holder with 145 special attack,
Gamefreak have you been smoking that crack?

I can see Smogon University getting very upset
Shadow tag ability will get banned first I bet
The Competitive battlers will get stressy you see
'Put Chandelure in uber, hes way too OP'
The mass of complaints will keep me very amused,
as he defiantly won't be moving from Over Used

Nevertheless he is great in the main game,
A dinner table lamp that can put gengar to shame.
But I guess in this gen we get animated lights
Like I said before; I prefer hot women in tights

hahaha,
I have alot of boring lessons at school, so it could be possible you will see more of them :P
I'll see what I can do, this was just a random attempt and I wasn't expecting much from it, but I'll try and look for another Pokemon I could make one for, chandelure could be interesting.

thanks for your kind words though

Originally Posted by Extreme Floatzel

'and the Base speed of 70 isn't something that I approve.'

How about changing that to...

'and the Base speed of 70 is something I'd improve.'

It sounds better IMO.

Other than that this is pretty funny! Well done, will we see more of these? ;D

It looks similar to a knight and may be based on Arthurian legends of black knights. It may also have gained origin from the Kaijin style of Japanese monster movies, involving a humanoid creature that acts as a villain. There is also a resemblance to the Super Sentai and Kamen Rider series' suited heroes.