Via Monsieur Kottke, I notice this fake NYC subway map, would could be given to delegates to confuse them, but which actually dated from '02, so if it's baiting anyone, it's regular tourists. (What would RNC delegates care about express service in eastern Brooklyn anyway?) I like this for the following reasons:

1) I like fake maps.
2) There is an L express line, and my stop is one of the express stops.
3) An 8 line that goes to LaGuardia.
4) 5 different lines on Staten Island is pretty much the definition of overkill.