Angry Nate Kaeding wide-right on kicking his dog

Nate Kaeding's dog, Mr. Scruffers, didn't have as bad a day as his owner. But that's only because Kaeding's bad day continued when he came home from San Diego's playoff loss and failed on his attempt to take out his frustration on Scruffers. Kaeding's kick sailed wide-right of Mr. Scruffers' head, flipping the kicker over backwards and onto his couch. Scruffers then came over to Kaeding and sniffed his crotch. "He probably smelled my piss-pants from the game," said Kaeding.

All the Kaeding jokes make me think of a Vanderjagt joke I heard a while back. It went something like: "Did you hear Mike Vanderjagt tried to commit suicide today." --"What?" -- "Yeah, but it's okay, he couldn't kick the stool over."
I found that funny in a sick way back then.

All the Kaeding jokes make me think of a Vanderjagt joke I heard a while back. It went something like: "Did you hear Mike Vanderjagt tried to commit suicide today." --"What?" -- "Yeah, but it's okay, he couldn't kick the stool over."
I found that funny in a sick way back then.

"Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and oly pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American."