2. Don’t Keep a Practice Log

Practice logs are lame anyway. If you’re going to practice a lot, it’s going to be way too much work to record all that nonsense anyway.

Never mind that when you’re practicing, you think of things that never would have occurred to you before. And forget that a practice log allows you to constantly have daily goals or, if you’re into lists, tasks to complete.

3. Spend All Your Practice Time on Technique

And don’t forget that you should always try to have perfect technique from the start. Don’t do anything until your sure it’s correct–and be sure to ask about it on at least 5 guitar websites and forums.

*Roll every chord: turn every chord into an arpeggio!
*Use rubato and rallentando everywhere: Fake your musical knowledge and try being “expressive” by having DISREGARD of the rhythm and the composer.
*Move around a lot while playing (as if feeling the music).
*Tell people how significant the work is, that you’re playing.
*Be superior, elitist, better than others.
*Post on many guitar forums, showing your knowledge.
*Be like Daniele Magli
*Be like Robert Ross