What are the dead giveaways that a woman is closeted?
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There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian; women are as a rule braver than men, they'll always come out no matter what

by Anonymous

reply 5

12/25/2010

[quote]There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian

Oh, puh-lease.

by Anonymous

reply 6

12/25/2010

U-Haul on speed dial.

by Anonymous

reply 7

12/25/2010

Wears either tennis/running shoes or man shoes all the time.

by Anonymous

reply 9

12/25/2010

Has a best friend named Gayle.

by Anonymous

reply 11

12/25/2010

R10, there are millions of women who never wear a dress who are not gay.

by Anonymous

reply 12

12/25/2010

They're married to Christ.

by Anonymous

reply 13

12/25/2010

"I don't like labels. I love a person, and if I meet and fall in love with a person, who cares? Like who really cares, it could be a man, it could be you know, it doesn't matter."

by Anonymous

reply 16

12/26/2010

won't pay for dinner when taken to "Ruth's Chris"

by Anonymous

reply 17

12/26/2010

I agree with R5. There are not real closeted lesbians.

by Anonymous

reply 18

12/26/2010

She's the one who offers to kill the bugs and spiders for the other girls.

by Anonymous

reply 19

12/26/2010

[quote]There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian

Not true.

by Anonymous

reply 22

12/26/2010

Is middle-aged and still has "roommates."

by Anonymous

reply 23

12/26/2010

Women, no matter what they look like, are always always always assumed to be straight.

by Anonymous

reply 24

12/26/2010

r25,

That profile resembled my former pastor... she also did her PhD about gays and lesbians and their role in church. She now adopted two kids and moved to another church. She was extremely nice and intelligent. I don't know if the rest of the church also wondered about her sexuality.

by Anonymous

reply 27

12/26/2010

Works in higher ed/financial services/the ministry, with a fondness for pantsuits and no marital history.

by Anonymous

reply 28

12/26/2010

Being Secretary of State

by Anonymous

reply 29

12/26/2010

There isn't one single dead giveaway. Women are tricky.

by Anonymous

reply 30

12/27/2010

[quote]There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian; women are as a rule braver than men, they'll always come out no matter what

That's what I always say!

by Anonymous

reply 33

12/27/2010

They teach math or biology at the high school and also coach the girl's volleyball/basketball/softball teams.

by Anonymous

reply 34

12/27/2010

Nah, we had some very femme-y straight girl math and science teachers in my high school.

by Anonymous

reply 36

12/27/2010

r37, you've just described perfectly the closeted lez in my workplace. %0D %0D I'm one of the ones she hates, hates, hates. Ironically, I find her quite attractive. Wait a minute. Could that be why she hates me so much?

by Anonymous

reply 39

12/27/2010

"I live with my sister - well, were not really sisters, we met in college and I'm closer to her than my own sister."

by Anonymous

reply 41

12/27/2010

Two girls I know, one straight, the other claims to be straight. Both played softball with me. The one claiming to be straight is totally butch and plays better than most of the men on the team. They were very close friends until straight girl got a boyfriend. Claims to be straight girl FREAKED out about the boyfriend and would get in fights with the straight girl about him, saying how she thought he was wrong for her, etc. Keep in mind, these girls are in their thirties. Claims to be straight girl stopped speaking to straight girl and all her other friends who "took her side" in the boyfriend debacle. I actually confronted Claims to be Straight girl and asked if she was gay for the other girl because she was acting like a jilted lover. She responded that she "knew who she was" and now won't speak to me either.

In my experience, it's the butch girls who think they are hiding in the closet.

by Anonymous

reply 42

12/27/2010

judging a lesbian beauty contest "for fun".

by Anonymous

reply 44

12/27/2010

likes Tom Cruise

by Anonymous

reply 45

12/27/2010

When they hug other women, they "body-hug", whereas straight women tend to stand about half a foot apart, bend from the waist, and only hug from the shoulders up. I think I heard this in "Claire of the Moon" or another movie, but I'd already observed it, too.

As was detailed upthread, they get insanely jealous when a female friend gets a boyfriend or fiance, and become pretty unhinged... but never can explain why, or why they hate the guy so much. Sometimes they even hate the woman, or sometimes they love the couple, but they just can't be with them comfortably.

Lots of excuses why they have never dated (or not seriously) and don't have a bf or husband, but they sound sillier and sillier as the years pass, until you just want to say, "have you ever thought about kissing a woman and seeing if it changes your life?"

R31, having a lot of sex with guys pretty much means nobody's mistaking you for gay.

by Anonymous

reply 46

12/27/2010

Easily wins an arm wrestle with a former high school jock.

by Anonymous

reply 49

12/27/2010

r46 I also heard about the hugging and I notice it too. I'm not sure where I heard it from either but I thought I remembered hearing Lily Tomlin mention it.

by Anonymous

reply 51

12/27/2010

There is no such thing as a "dead giveaway", since women are complicated, but a pretty good sign is the stubborn refusal to enhance one's attractiveness.%0D %0D I speak from experience. As a closeted teen/young adult, I refused to wear make-up or style my hair. I ran around in baggy clothes that hid my figure. I couldn't count how many times I was told how attractive I could be if I just, etc. etc.

by Anonymous

reply 52

12/27/2010

I worked with a closeted lesbian for a while. When I first met her, she even had a long term boyfriend, although of course that didn't last. She was pretty butch, never wore makeup or styled her hair, NEVER wore dresses or skirts to work. I think she wore a dress to a company function once, but looked completely uncomfortable in it. Loved football, hockey, and drinking beer. There was nothing girly about her.

by Anonymous

reply 53

12/27/2010

R53, may I ask how old you were when this started? My 10 year old does exactly this. My ex-wife jokes that it figures we would produce a lesbian, but I really do wonder.

by Anonymous

reply 54

12/27/2010

I met her when we were 22. She had met her boyfriend during college, had been together for a few years, but she ended up cheating on him with her female best friend. And once that relationship started, I don't think she dated a man ever again.

by Anonymous

reply 55

12/27/2010

It started when I was about 11 or 12, and "filled out" with a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. %0D %0D I started getting a lot of attention from boys all of a sudden, and I didn't want it.

by Anonymous

reply 56

12/27/2010

I thought this thread was about giveaways that a woman you are dating is in the closet.

by Anonymous

reply 57

12/27/2010

Ah, yes, R58... why didn't I think of that one???

by Anonymous

reply 59

12/27/2010

R42, has the closeted lesbian ever got into any fights or arguments with her friend's boyfriend?

by Anonymous

reply 60

12/27/2010

[quote]Works in higher ed/financial services/the ministry

Why are these fields singled out? Is it a reason they would be drawn to these careers (aside from the ministry one which is obvious).

by Anonymous

reply 62

12/27/2010

You fucking queen @ R61 -- no one has to REJECT femininity -- it takes a tremendous amount of work and money to look the way you gayboys have deemed "feminine." After all, it is you gayboys who define what "feminine" is.%0D %0D %0D All one has to do to reject "femininity" is -- look natural, be yourself, and don't obsess about your looks -- the same way (straight) men do.%0D %0D %0D Why is spending many hours and hundreds (or perhaps thousands) of dollars on one's looks considered the height of femininity?

by Anonymous

reply 64

12/27/2010

She walks with a cane

by Anonymous

reply 65

12/27/2010

I was with someone who was deeply closeted --was with her for two years. wouldn't come out to family although they all knew and were beside themselves because she wouldn't admit to anything. She was out to some of her friends--all of whom accepted her. But she lied to plenty of other so called friends and they knew too. It was a bad scene for me. I waited and hoped she would come out and she never would live an honest life. I finally gave up. Who can live a lie like this ? You would be amazed. Plenty of women---and men, too

by Anonymous

reply 66

12/27/2010

R64, I guess I wasn't only talking about clothes. I was talking about horrible haircuts, slovenly appearance, and wearing clothes that hide their bodies when they could go for a natural look like you mentioned that doesn't take much work. I wasn't talking about getting very dressed up or being fashionable. Someone can be pretty and low key.

A lot of lesbians seem like they are trying to do themselves in when it comes to how they present themselves. I just don't get it.

by Anonymous

reply 67

12/27/2010

Marries someone she knows to be queer.

by Anonymous

reply 68

12/27/2010

[quote]what is the mindset behind closeted lesbians dressing in an unflattering manner?

This isn't a blanket statement but in my experience there is quite a bit of self-loathing and low self-esteem involved. It's not about rejecting femininity at all, it's about trying to blend into the background because you just don't feel worthy of attention from anyone, romantic or platonic. It's like armor, I guess.

Of course, other people have their own reasons including things like gender politics, etc.

by Anonymous

reply 69

12/27/2010

R61, I don't know if you're a man or a woman, but the first thing you have to appreciate is how different the male experience of burgeoning sexuality is from a female's. You will NEVER hear a tale about a gay male making himself look less attractive to get women to leave him alone. %0D %0D First of all, men are bigger, stronger, and MUCH more sexually aggressive than women. What you probably can't appreciate is how intimidating it is to be a young girl and suddenly be subjected to aggressive, unwanted sexual attention from men.%0D %0D As an example, when I was about 12, my older sister's boyfriend, who was 16, apparently thought I was cute, because just about every time she turned her back, he was all over me, wrestling with me and pulling my shirt up or pulling my pants down. I couldn't even begin to fight him off. It was horrible and traumatic. I hated him and just wanted to be left alone.%0D %0D I wanted NO attention from males, and making myself as unattractive as possible worked for me. %0D %0D When I got older and more self-confident, I finally got over that.

by Anonymous

reply 70

12/27/2010

Thanks R69, that makes a lot of sense to me. I can see what you mean about lesbians(and it's not just closeted ones) dressing this way because they feel badly about themselves and don't feel worthy of anyone's attention. I guess that it's not that they are rejecting femininity, but that they don't feel feminine.

It's weird how some lesbians, before they come out, are very quiet, subdued, submissive, and shy. On the other hand there are the stereotypically aggressive and abrasive lesbians. It's like they are two sides of the same coin.

by Anonymous

reply 72

12/27/2010

bump

by Anonymous

reply 73

12/27/2010

Wow r46 I never thought of that. they woman I work with is always trying to hug the other women at work and she is a full body hugger. If one of the women refuses a hug she gets despondent and has even cried as a result.

by Anonymous

reply 74

12/27/2010

The level of closeted you are talking about also factors in, but one sure-fire way to spot a gay woman, even one who is so closeted she pretends to live a straight life, or won't even admit it to herself, is to watch the way she watches other women. Observe how she looks at other women, her body language, how she acts and responds to them, it becomes much clearer. And once you factor in other information about them, you can make an educated and often correct guess. Of course, I do the reading body language with everyone for a variety of reasons for most of my life, so maybe i'm making this more obvious than it is, but if you learn to use it, it is very effective. It can be used for men too obviously, but it's easier to tell with men, (even the most masculine gay men). I just don't find that men are able to hide as well as women, women are just better at hiding or more adept at hiding, i'm not sure why.

by Anonymous

reply 75

12/27/2010

More details about the closeted lesbians who get insanely jealous when their straight female friends have a boyfriend/husband.

by Anonymous

reply 76

12/27/2010

R75, besides the staring, what are some of the other behaviors/body language tip offs?

by Anonymous

reply 77

12/27/2010

I think the hug thing is more relevant to the older generations than it is to the younger ones. People my age are very touchy-feely, male or female, straight or gay. Full-body hugs wouldn't make us raise an eyebrow even.

I've seen straight girls, laying their heads on their friends laps and sitting in their laps. I've seen straight guys give full-bear hugs where they lift each other off the ground.

Different generations, different levels of physical affection.

by Anonymous

reply 78

12/28/2010

Well, I find that the women who are closeted to the point where they are living a lie, will actually avoid any and all kinds of physical contact with other women. I think they are afraid that they will give themselves away, or someone will know.

It is difficult to single out different signs one should look for; as context, levels of closetedness, and various other things must be factored in. Approach it in the manner of a full assesment/overview, taking all things into consideration/context. I don't know that I am doing a good job explaining it. I do a better job explaining things in person, pointing them out as I am witnessing/observing them.

People are puzzles, you can't judge them by one piece, but it's fun to see the picture come together.

by Anonymous

reply 79

12/28/2010

Belongs to Queen Latifah's entourage.

Thinks Mel Gibson is a wonderful, if flawed, human being.

by Anonymous

reply 80

12/28/2010

r60, no fights with the boyfriend. In fact, they all three used to be friends before the Straight girl started dating the guy. It wasn't until they started dating that Claims to Be Straight went berserk and suddenly didn't like the guy.

The sad thing is, Claims to be Straight would make a wonderful lesbian and would probably have a lot of butch lovin' girls all over her if she would come out. Instead, she drinks heavily and puts herself on dating sites trying to find a man. The one boyfriend she did have was very femmy. She was also engaged once and ran away clear across the country to avoid marriage.

by Anonymous

reply 81

12/28/2010

Thanks for the info, R81.

Do these jealous closeted lesbians not realize how transparent they are? The denial is hilarious.

by Anonymous

reply 82

12/28/2010

Give us some details about what your friends went through, R83.

by Anonymous

reply 84

12/28/2010

I dated a closeted woman once. My first girlfriend, actually. We were together almost 5 years. She refused to tell her family and most of her friends. It was a nightmare. Whenever I was around her family, I had to be "the friend." Her mother once told her that if she continued to hang around with me so much that she would never find a boyfriend.

Finally, after 4 years of this, she was leaving to go to Mexico for an eye operation as someone in her family there was an eye doctor. She informed me that for two weeks she wouldn't be available to me because she couldn't tell her parents, who were going with her, why I would be calling her.

I broke up with her when she returned.

by Anonymous

reply 85

12/28/2010

Sorry. r86 = r83.

by Anonymous

reply 87

12/28/2010

Thanks for the info. Do you know what has happened to the closeted lesbian since the breakup?

by Anonymous

reply 88

12/28/2010

Not sure if you're asking me or r86, but no, I don't know what happened to my first girlfriend. I make it a policy to not stay in contact with my exes. I would guess she might have eventually married a man since that was what her family wanted.

by Anonymous

reply 89

12/28/2010

Writes really long posts on online message boards.

by Anonymous

reply 90

12/28/2010

R61/R67 and the others who seem to think that women not dressing up or putting on makeup means they must have low self-esteem and are trying to blend in or avoid attention, do you realize how idiotic you sound?%0D %0D Does that mean that every straight male in the entire world has low self-esteem and is trying to blend into the background to avoid attention? There isn't a bigger bunch of unkempt, slovenly pigs in the world than straight men. It's only your standards that are different. %0D %0D The entire "she'd be really pretty if only..." bullshit is society holding women to idiotic, make-believe standards.%0D %0D [quote]I can see what you mean about lesbians(and it's not just closeted ones) dressing this way because they feel badly about themselves and don't feel worthy of anyone's attention. I guess that it's not that they are rejecting femininity, but that they don't feel feminine.%0D %0D Honestly, I can't fathom people who would get up and, when getting dressed in the morning, even consider what anyone else thinks about them, especially in a casual, day-to-day environment. Are there actually people who's self-worth is so dependent on other people's opinions that they spend even one moment thinking about how they look to run to the grocery store or to spend the day shopping, etc.? Talk about low self-esteem.%0D %0D And, do you realize what a loaded statement "feeling feminine" is? Who is defining what is feminine? What is the cost of not falling in line with the dominant paradigm? I mean, are you kidding with this?%0D %0D [quote]A lot of lesbians seem like they are trying to do themselves in when it comes to how they present themselves. I just don't get it.%0D %0D Do you morons even know any lesbians? Do themselves in? WTF? How dare those uppity women not conform to my standards, they must not like themselves if they are unwilling to bend to my will and aren't jumping at the chance to let me and society define them!%0D %0D Straight women and gay men with their put-on pretentiousness and inability to even fathom not conforming to society's standards of femininity seem like ridiculous, dance-on-command puppets.%0D %0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 91

12/28/2010

That's because the lesbians that are not pretty and fashion minded are the ones that stick out, R92.People believe that is what lesbians look like when in reality we come into contact with a dozen lipstick lesbians everyday without us knowing it. It's the same thing with effeminate gay men. They immediately stick out and most people don't even entertain the idea that a handsome, muscular man might be gay.

by Anonymous

reply 93

12/28/2010

Married to a much younger man.

by Anonymous

reply 94

12/28/2010

wow, big majority of everything here is true...%0D %0D but, bigger question is- how to stay in the closet until you find a way to leave somewehere you don't have to be so paranoidly closeted? I'm 30, highly educated, good looking but I don't have boyfriends and I live in a very very conservative country.... have to figure how to cover myself since in current conditions there's no way to make that step out...-(

by Anonymous

reply 95

12/28/2010

What would anyone think about a reportedly straight woman who takes you out to expensive restaurants; buys you clothes; showers you with gifts. Allows you to stay at her place whenever she is away on business. Arranges to meet your mother behind your back. When you do go out there's nothing to talk about because she refuses to share her thoughts or real feelings. On top of that has an appalling dressing sense, works in finance-business. When you're too quiet calls you coy. She's sporty, at university was part of the rugby team. I just don't know what to think anymore.......help!

by Anonymous

reply 97

12/28/2010

R91, I already said all of that, yet my post was a lot shorter. But thanks for playing.%0D %0D %0D No wonder these gayboys think lesbians are bitter.

by Anonymous

reply 98

12/28/2010

r88, I dont know.

I would guess that the ex has just resigned herself to the small, passionless joys of a loveless marriage. And has probably thrown herself into her kids.

by Anonymous

reply 99

12/28/2010

She notices when another womann is wearing pantyhose and makes constant "humorous" comments about it.

by Anonymous

reply 100

12/28/2010

Having short nails used to be a clear sign, but in the last few years, it isn't a differentiator. Some women just can't grow nails, and since sculptured nails are out to all but the classless, many straight women just have short nails...

by Anonymous

reply 101

12/28/2010

[quote]I already said all of that, yet my post was a lot shorter. But thanks for playing. Meow. What a humorless cunt you are.

by Anonymous

reply 102

12/28/2010

Go wash your diseased asshole, misogynistic dick at r102.

by Anonymous

reply 103

12/28/2010

r64 and r91 are dead on

Why do all the women-related threads have so much misogyny in?

and i agree with whoever said short fingernails..

by Anonymous

reply 105

12/28/2010

Gay men loathe lesbians, I don't get it. what happened to family?

by Anonymous

reply 106

12/28/2010

r97, your friend is crazy. Not worth the drama. Might be gay, might just be insane. Sometimes it's hard to tell with women.

by Anonymous

reply 107

12/28/2010

bump

by Anonymous

reply 108

12/28/2010

R98, I said it better. You're post at R64 was petulantly childish and uninformative. You've proven that is true to your character with you subsequent post. Get some help.

by Anonymous

reply 109

12/28/2010

you're = your

by Anonymous

reply 110

12/28/2010

She keeps following you home

by Anonymous

reply 111

12/28/2010

She shoots koosh balls into the audience.

by Anonymous

reply 112

12/28/2010

When she gets married three times and gives birth to five children and stars in two movies about Betty Broderick.%0D

by Anonymous

reply 114

12/28/2010

R109? You're the one who sounds like a real bitch. Go back to your drum circle and your 12-step meeting.

by Anonymous

reply 115

12/28/2010

I don't get the misogyny, but there is also a lot of unfounded backlash to gay men from lesbians. I'm not trying to stir the pot, but I do want to point it out.

I have a large family and 2 lesbian cousins, slightly older, were the first I came out to. We went to a lesbian identified vegetarian place for dinner. From my memory, I was the only male there. Several times, from the hostess, the waitress and a patron of the restaurant behind us, I was made to feel like I was unwelcome.

I didn't have any gay male friends yet, so I continued hanging out with the lesbian cousins. This continued. I had to wait outside certain places to see if it was ok if I could come in to certain bars. I love gay women particularly because they tell it like it is. But I sometimes wonder why the deep mistrust of gay men. Yes, I guess I've seen the answer here from time to time.

It just seems so stupid. I live in a small town now, and there is no other choice for a gay bar. You have to mix, and I think it's a good thing. I still love my lesbos. I hang out with them probably more than with my gay friends. (I've known them longer) They also point out who's either trying to hit on me or wants to, because I'm clueless when it comes to figuring out.

by Anonymous

reply 116

12/28/2010

R79 is a winner.

I was closeted in my mid/late 20s and avoided physical contact with ANY women like it was a plague. I refused to talk about anything gay or lesbian but had VERY big ears for anyone else discussing those topics.

I also complained, a lot, about not being able to find a guy. Eventually, a very sweet man wanted to date me. We dated for a year (I know, I know - I suck for leading him on for so long) and then I intentionally sabotaged it and he broke up with me.

When I was ready to start being honest with myself and others, I started by telling my friends that I was bisexual ... I never used the word lesbian.

And, for the record, I was very feminine - long hair, high heels, short skirts/Ally McBeal Suits, painted nails, makeup, etc.

by Anonymous

reply 117

12/28/2010

Having short nails used to be a clear sign, but in the last few years, it isn't a differentiator. Some women just can't grow nails, and since sculptured nails are out to all but the classless, many straight women just have short nails...%0D %0D %0D %0D **********Those of us who still have acrylics know better than to wear the curved DRAGON LADY tips oh so loved by hookers and Sheniquas everywhere. One can have very nice, short acrylics, with a natural looking french manicure, as opposed to those ugly large white square tips which take up half of the nail bed.

by Anonymous

reply 118

12/28/2010

Earrings%0D %0D Caftans

by Anonymous

reply 120

12/28/2010

roadkill

by Anonymous

reply 121

12/29/2010

hungry eyes

by Anonymous

reply 123

12/29/2010

R115, we already understand you're insane, no need to continue to prove it.

by Anonymous

reply 124

12/29/2010

[quote]Are there actually people who's self-worth is so dependent on other people's opinions that they spend even one moment thinking about how they look to run to the grocery store or to spend the day shopping, etc.? Talk about low self-esteem.%0D %0D My mother inculcated upon me at an early age that it was a Class A felony to leave the house without wearing lipstick, [italic]even if it's to go to the emergency room[/italic]. So yes, some of us do take 10 seconds to put on lip gloss or whatever, and we don't care that it fucks with someone else's paradigm.

by Anonymous

reply 125

12/29/2010

What if your mother had told you to join the Klan? Would you have done that, too?

by Anonymous

reply 126

12/29/2010

[quote]So yes, some of us do take 10 seconds to put on lip gloss or whatever, and we don't care that it fucks with someone else's paradigm.%0D %0D You're not fucking with any paradigm, you're kneeling down and sucking it off and then thanking it for allowing you to do it.%0D

by Anonymous

reply 128

12/29/2010

Piss of R128. I put make up everytime I leave my house: for ME, because it makes ME feel good. This is for me a way to take care of myself. %0D %0D You feel good without make-up ? Good for you. But it doesn't mean those who do are pressured by wathever the so called society want.

by Anonymous

reply 129

12/29/2010

I agree with [R129]

by Anonymous

reply 130

12/29/2010

I agree with R128

by Anonymous

reply 134

12/29/2010

Espeacially the butches!

by Anonymous

reply 137

12/29/2010

I qualify as someone that when younger appeared to not care about my appearance. I never wear a dress. I do not manicure and have short nails. I wear minimal makeup, if at all. I don't "fix" my hair. I only wear sensible shoes. My most intense relationships over the years have all been with other women, although the relationships were nonsexual, yet I've always had a boyfriend. When I got older I thought perhaps if I am so closeted that I didn't even know it! I prayed that kissing a woman would be an opening to understanding something about myself. But unfortunately it didn't. I guess I'm just not really that sexual, although I've been told I'm sexy often. I don't get it. %0D %0D The point of this is there are so many variations on the theme of where people are on the sexual spectrum that no one specific thing holds true for anyone.%0D %0D I was pretty unhappy when I realized I wasn't a lesbian to be honest.

by Anonymous

reply 139

12/29/2010

Never wears a dress.

Sensible shoes.

Loves to play gold.

by Anonymous

reply 140

12/29/2010

Oops! Loves to play golf.

by Anonymous

reply 141

12/29/2010

Loves to play gold?

by Anonymous

reply 142

12/29/2010

[quote]Married to a much younger man.

Whoa -- good one

by Anonymous

reply 143

12/29/2010

Well, I don't play golf so I guess that settles it.

by Anonymous

reply 144

12/29/2010

R131 lol

by Anonymous

reply 145

12/29/2010

R129/R138, where do you think your ideals of what makes you feel good and/or feminine came from? That's kind of the definition of societal paradigm. Others (mostly men, gay and straight) have defined what is considered feminine and beautiful and you're doing what they've defined to fit that model. The fact that it makes you feel good just means that fitting in makes you feel good. That's fine but don't hold it up as only a personal preference that's solely your own doing as if it's not doing exactly what is societally proscribed as 'normal'.

by Anonymous

reply 146

12/29/2010

Please post a picture of yourself R146.

by Anonymous

reply 147

12/29/2010

R146, some women are just born girly. They love pretty things and love to make themselves pretty. Women have been adorning themselves for thousands of years. You act like femininity is some kind of perversion of nature.

by Anonymous

reply 148

12/29/2010

You first, dumpling.

by Anonymous

reply 149

12/29/2010

R148 honestly, go back to school or if you've never been to one get yourself an education...

by Anonymous

reply 150

12/29/2010

I don't wear make-up, and it has nothing to do with any attempt to stave off the men or blend in. I'm just fugly, and no amount of lipstick or mascara is going to change that. Why bother?

by Anonymous

reply 151

12/29/2010

By the way, R146, do you have any clue how misogynistic YOUR attitude is? You act like men are in charge of everything. Men don't define feminine beauty, feminine beauty is defined by and is the exclusive venue of women (and a few feminine men).

by Anonymous

reply 152

12/29/2010

The dumpling statement was for R147.%0D %0D R148, it's not a perversion of nature. It has absolutely nothing to do with nature. It's a perversion of equality. The fact that women go along with it so easily and have so internalized an outside definition of beauty or what makes them worthwhile to society is disheartening.%0D %0D The biological theory as to why women have fuller lips and bigger eyes, etc., is that those are determining factors in attracting a male mate to procreate with. That is the only nature part of this equation. If straight women want to accentuate those things in order to get a mate, fine, but they can't argue that they are doing it for themselves because that is simply not true. There is no reason for lesbians to do it at all except to conform to societally set male beauty standards even though there is no biological need to do so. %0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 153

12/29/2010

R152, you are completely wrong. The reason the lips, eyes, breasts and ass are the markers of "beauty" that are accentuated with make-up and surgery is due to millennia of male mating pressure. %0D %0D I second R150's suggestion that you go back to school.

by Anonymous

reply 155

12/29/2010

r128 don't you know when OTHER women do it, it's because they're sucking off the patriarchy paradigm? But when THESE women do it, it's because they're empowering themselves by showing off their assets.

by Anonymous

reply 156

12/29/2010

R154, you're actually making my argument for me by saying you dress one way for society in general and one way for yourself and your group. It's society's feminine standards that you are trying to meet when you dress for those outside your group. By definition, you are not then dressing for yourself. It's all an image you want to project and in this very male-dominated world, it is the male-defined image you are going for.%0D %0D The real you is the one you are when you are alone and with your group. Everything else if for show.

by Anonymous

reply 157

12/29/2010

R146/150, all I can surmise is that you're young and haven't been around many little kids. I was a tomboy myself growing up, and found my super-girly little nieces a revelation. They love pink, they love flowers, and my sister - who rarely wears makeup - has to fight to keep them out of her makeup drawer.

by Anonymous

reply 159

12/29/2010

R159, do you really not think that societal definitions, especially now where kids start watching tv practically in-utero, don't start early enough to influence small children? %0D %0D I am around little children on a daily basis. The two girls are opposites in that area. The one doesn't like the girly stuff and the make-up, the other one is fascinated with it. Their personalities so far in other areas have shown me that the one who like the makeup and dressup stuff is much more easily influenced by what others think of her whereas her sister who doesn't care about the girly stuff couldn't care less what others think of her.%0D %0D The innate personality trait you are seeing is not any form of innate feminity (because there can be no innate trait that is defined by society) but more likely an innate will to please others and fit in versus an innate will to do it their own way.

by Anonymous

reply 161

12/29/2010

It seems easier to have hetrosexual female friends or gay male friends to having gay female friends. It would seem they prefer to be with ladies than other gay people who are men.

by Anonymous

reply 163

12/29/2010

R161, my sister is pathological about what her kids are exposed to - they do NOT watch tv. About all they've ever been exposed to is Baby Einstein videos.%0D %0D Maybe I just have a woman-centered view of the world. To me, everything about how men present themselves and live their lives is to increase their appeal to women. They even invented the institution of marriage - to their sexual detriment - to guarantee access to a woman of their own.

by Anonymous

reply 166

12/29/2010

She has a secret stash of lesbian themed books in her library.

by Anonymous

reply 168

12/29/2010

...errr under her bed

by Anonymous

reply 169

12/29/2010

My goodness R157. I was a tomboy growing up and yes I most certainly do dress feminine intentionally to enchance my social power. I enjoy my power to elicit positive responses from other people as soon as they see me. It is true that dressing feminine is not always innate. %0D %0D However R128/ R139 is talking about something else entirely. R128 / R139 was not a tomboy as a kid. She was a girly-girl and she likes to look pretty and enhance her lovely assets. She was like that before she got exposed to "male-dominated" society. Femininity is a natural thing and it most certainly can be innate.%0D %0D In a better world we could all just go naked.%0D

by Anonymous

reply 170

12/29/2010

Over 40, married to a vaguely effeminate man, no children, seems to be fascinated with me.%0D

by Anonymous

reply 171

12/29/2010

I'll play. 1) Has no close female friends; or 2) married to a much older man (Daddy).

by Anonymous

reply 172

12/29/2010

[quote]I'll play. 1) Has no close female friends; or 2) married to a much older man (Daddy).

Why would she have no close female friends?.

by Anonymous

reply 173

12/29/2010

"Why would she have no close female friends?"%0D %0D For me, if I ever got emotionally close to a woman, I almost inevitably started having romantic/sexual feelings for her. Kind of like the lesbian version of men & women can't be friends.%0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 174

12/29/2010

No, r146, it's pretty simple. You don't put a Jeep cover on a Porsche and vice versa. i wear clothes that flatter and conform to the body the good Lord gave me.

I respectfully disagree with what r154 said in terms of what works for me. Dressing in a feminine way is not innate for me. It's an aesthetic decision.

I do not feel the need to "pass as straight-looking."

Though I do dress in a feminine way, I prefer suits and slacks to dresses, prefer short hair to long and wear only heels that are comfortable. But even then, I tend toward flats. I wear a skirt or dress every now and again but not much.

I wear lipstick and eye makeup and show off my tits, because these are some of the best things about my body. I like them. I accentuate them.

Sometimes, I wear more feminine men's cologne, because I like the way it smells on me.

It's a personal style that works for me, according to what best flatters my body and what best suits my comfort level. It has nothing to do with conforming to or defying any paradigm.

Keep your queer and gender theories off of my body.

by Anonymous

reply 175

12/29/2010

And FTR, I dont give a shit how anyone else dresses.

by Anonymous

reply 176

12/29/2010

Do you know any straight men, R179? I do. For every controlling macho asshole, there are 9 guys whose wives fucking own them and treat them like their personal slaves. I'm sorry you don't recognize how much power women wield simply by how much control they have over men.

by Anonymous

reply 180

12/30/2010

Owns a pit bull or two.

by Anonymous

reply 181

12/30/2010

R180, you are just making a bigger fool out of yourself.

by Anonymous

reply 182

12/30/2010

R179, your merciless verbal abuse is turning me on. I think I'm in love. Where do you live exactly, and are you single?

by Anonymous

reply 183

12/30/2010

R183, even your attempted wit is lacking.

by Anonymous

reply 184

12/30/2010

I'm not trying to be funny, R184, I love women who are strong-minded and opinionated, even if they disagree with me, and I think that quality in you is as hot as fuck. I'm showing you respect. You win.

by Anonymous

reply 186

12/30/2010

Looks femme, presents as single and has a flawlessly organized, big red rolling toolchest full of the finest tools in her garage.

by Anonymous

reply 187

12/30/2010

Her favorite TV show of all time is Xena Warrior Princess

by Anonymous

reply 189

12/30/2010

Yeah, you are right R188, this thread got out of hand. However I still enjoyed reading it. I especially liked the part where "womancentric" told "gender queer theory" that this fight was turning her on. %0D %0D I'd like to put those two in a Roman style "animal fight" contest. I can see it now: the two nude separately caged women are raised to the coliseum floor and then released to fight not to the death, but to the fuck. The audience has previously placed bets on the number of multiple orgasms that will be produced.%0D %0D Oh yeah, this thread was about "dead giveaways that a woman is closeted"..

by Anonymous

reply 190

12/30/2010

She does not have any female friends and she does not date men. All her friends are homosexual men.

by Anonymous

reply 191

12/30/2010

Her second favorite show is Wonder Woman.

by Anonymous

reply 192

12/30/2010

Married with no children. She was mysteriously obsessed about the film "Fried Green Tomatoes". When confronted, she swore she did not know it was based on a lesbian themed book by Fannie Flagg.

by Anonymous

reply 193

12/30/2010

She has Playboy and Penthouse in her bedroom drawer and she says she reads them for the articles.

by Anonymous

reply 194

12/30/2010

[quote]One (and just ONE) poster can destroy a whole thread just because she obviously, has a serious problem with men. I thought it was several posters who have a serious problem with women.

by Anonymous

reply 196

12/30/2010

I guess the battling clothes theoreticians went to bed...

by Anonymous

reply 197

12/30/2010

she loves moon pies

by Anonymous

reply 198

12/30/2010

One of her favorite shows is The L World... because of the superior acting.

by Anonymous

reply 199

12/30/2010

She handed me money and asked me to go buy the boxed set of The L Word for her so that she could give it as a gift to a "friend" whose husband "liked the acting"

by Anonymous

reply 200

12/30/2010

R200, that was funny and clever XD

by Anonymous

reply 201

12/30/2010

p/e teacher, short hair, either no make-up or a smidge of poorly applied lipstick, lumbers along like a truck driver, penchant for pant suits, married to a very queeny guy, no kids.

by Anonymous

reply 202

12/30/2010

We were out shopping together and she pinched the copy of Vogue that I bought at the bookstore. This issue featured some lesbian innudendo type designer ads and an article about lesbians. Her husband returned the purloined magazine to me explaining he found it in their bedroom.

by Anonymous

reply 203

12/30/2010

Intense friendships begun way too eagerly with women, gay or straight. Something goes wrong; a misunderstanding. She often says, "My ex-friend So and So" and "Anyway we're not talking these days."

by Anonymous

reply 204

12/30/2010

Post at R70 has more truth in it than any other.

by Anonymous

reply 205

12/30/2010

One buzzcut a day keeps the mens away!

by Anonymous

reply 206

12/30/2010

Sorry, r205.

by Anonymous

reply 207

12/31/2010

I mean, Sorry, r70. For what you went through.

by Anonymous

reply 208

12/31/2010

@R70, you're bubble-headed

by Anonymous

reply 209

12/31/2010

Two words for ya......Mariska Hargitay!!!

by Anonymous

reply 210

12/31/2010

She is named Julianna Margulies.

by Anonymous

reply 211

12/31/2010

Julianna Margulies is a total frau

by Anonymous

reply 212

12/31/2010

[quote]Julianna Margulies is a total frau%0D %0D A closeted frau

by Anonymous

reply 213

12/31/2010

more

by Anonymous

reply 214

12/31/2010

bump%0D

by Anonymous

reply 215

12/31/2010

Hating butch women is just the lesbian version of "self-loathing."%0D %0D %0D That is all.

by Anonymous

reply 216

12/31/2010

She was attractive and femme and outwardly conservative and religious. She was my high school English teacher. She lived with her "sister", in a very fine home in the nicer part of town. When she assigned us an essay on beauty, the example she gave was a description of what she personally found beautiful in women. Yes she was in the closet and so was I, but I soon realized she knew I was gay. I was puzzled when she suggested I read Andre Gide's "The Immoralist". This was not an assignment for the class, it was just a suggestion to me. I had never heard of the book and I could not find it in our school library. Of course, it was not in our school library for a reason. When I finally found the book at a bookstore and I realized that it was about homosexuality I was stunned. I am a lesbian and she directed me to a book about a closeted gay man accepting his sensual nature and confronting his homosexuality. Thinking about this today makes me smile.

She is smart and funny and beautiful and femme and she is obsessed with homosexuality. When she posts here she makes sure everyone knows she is a "straight gal".

by Anonymous

reply 220

01/02/2011

When she spends most of her time hanging out with her male co-star's friends.

by Anonymous

reply 221

01/03/2011

Spotting butch lesbians is easy:%0D %0D * Bad hair%0D * no make-up%0D * jeans/trainers/baggy tops%0D * smell fusty or of mens after shave%0D * Unstylish like all the time%0D * short nails%0D * usually veggie/vegan %0D * usually volunteer for shit to make friends/get over depression (about being fat and insecure)%0D * usually fat but wont diet as it's 'playing up to hetero norms'%0D * do a mans job or work in the charity/public sector%0D * Go on walking/cycling holidays%0D * If you mention dior they think you need help with carpentry%0D * drink 'pints' or 'halves' when driving%0D * if smoke, lights up their ciggy with matches%0D %0D & spotting high fems is easy:%0D %0D * well dressed; not trashy not uptight%0D * immaculate make-up%0D * great, shiny hair%0D * stocking or holdups - never tights (tights reveals an inner butch tendency)%0D * heels - even your slippers have to have heels%0D * Manicure/pedicure%0D * can spot a versace at 200 paces%0D * says things like; "oh lordy! the things you see when you haven't got your gun" when seeing a bugly at 100 paces.%0D * will never serve another lady a drink in a pint glass%0D * the bed and house is always immaculate%0D * eats meat%0D * can hold a conversation with anyone%0D * is usually hate, hate, hated by buglys (see above). Psychological theory suggests this hate emanates from the bugly's inner knowledge that they can never have a woman like this.%0D %0D *S%0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 222

03/23/2011

will watch any tv show with a lesbian/bi character no matter how bad it sucks.

by Anonymous

reply 223

04/10/2011

Are you taking the piss R224?%0D %0D "if you actually, knew me, would loathe me too." I doubt it. It's easy to be a bitch on t'internet but real people (warts 'n' all) show their emotions in their eyes - surely only a Nazi would enjoy inflicting such pain.%0D %0D If, on the other hand, you're looking for a bit of S&M (or is it M&S?) humiliation then may I suggest you join a Glee forum and flame the board with how shite it is. Or join a Gerald Butler forum and keep saying he's gay - it really winds them up a treat!%0D %0D Happy to help. ;o))) x%0D %0D PS. This last sentence of yours, "wish I could kill myself as I'd rather be dead than living this closeted, painful, unfulfilled, useless life I'm living." sounds like something the very overweight usually whale (sic) as they chow down on a box of vanilla donuts. Don't do this - you will just hate yourself even more.%0D %0D %0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 225

04/10/2011

You see - I knew you would be cruel and unkind.%0D %0D Just goes to prove my point, really.

by Anonymous

reply 226

04/10/2011

[quote]You see - I knew you would be cruel and unkind. Just goes to prove my point, really.%0D %0D Don't take anything Juicy Lucy writes seriously. %0D %0D I'm not trying to be cruel, but would you care to tell us why you think we would loathe you? What have you done to come to that conclusion? I guess (without knowing anything about you) that you are way too harsh about yourself and that other people don't see yourself the way you see yourself. %0D

by Anonymous

reply 227

04/10/2011

Thank you, r227.%0D %0D If you've read this thread, you already have a good idea.%0D %0D I'm middle aged and closeted to my family as I know coming out to them would cause a huge fight. I'm overweight as I use food to numb the pain and to keep myself unattractive. I dress in men's clothing as I don't feel comfortable in women's. I am unkempt. My longish hair is always tied up in a ponytail. I avoid relationships as I don't feel worthy of anyone else's attention and certainly not their love. I don't wear makeup as I think it makes me look like a guy in bad drag. I don't have any lesbian friends as they frighten me. I'm just a fucking mess and reading these kinds of threads just makes me hate myself more. I know I know - don't read them. I think I read them just to confirm what a fucking waste of space I am.%0D %0D I'm sorry. I know that I'm wallowing in self-pity and self-loathing. Nothing any of you say can make me feel better about myself.

by Anonymous

reply 228

04/10/2011

I hate people who hurt other people in whatever way. I hate people who'd sell their own mother to achieve a goal. I hate people with no morals and no empathy. %0D %0D From what you wrote at R228, I just feel bad for you. Your life and story is just sad, not loathesome. %0D %0D And you'd be surprised how many closeted women like you are out there. And how many of them had the courage to come out (partially) later in life. %0D %0D I'd wish you well, but I have a feeling you wouldn't want to hear it.

by Anonymous

reply 229

04/10/2011

I find working in Higher Education is a BIG giveaway (or in some way attached to academia). The liberal atmosphere of universities seems to attract lesbians and bisexuals (more so than gay men).

I was in a conference of about 20 academics the other month. There was approx. 10 women, 3 were gay; including an obligatory, ostensibly butch lesbian.

by Anonymous

reply 230

04/10/2011

Thank you, r227. I really do appreciate your kindness.%0D %0D I wish you well too.

by Anonymous

reply 231

04/10/2011

Yes there are closeted (you forgot repressed) Lesbians. I have a friend who is 45 years old. Here are her symptoms

1) Pulls credit cards and money out of her front pocket to pay for meals. (biggest give away to me) 2) "there's just no spark" 3) is a devout catholic waiting for marriage who won't even do more then kiss (you are allowed to more then kiss to remain a good catholic 4) loves being friends with younger blondes and always gives them gifts 5) was a tomboy as a girl and was even sent to a "modeling" school to fem her up (boy will that fuck up your head) 5) When I asked her if she saw this male celebrity naked that had just been posted on line she said "ew I'm not looking at that" Really? 6) gets very angry at customer service people and goes into full bull dyke mode and her voice goes down 5 octaves.

by Anonymous

reply 232

04/10/2011

r228, lots of women feel exactly the same as you eg. depressed, trapped, ugly, unworthy (whether straight or gay). Try not to lay your problems all that the door of your sexuality.

by Anonymous

reply 233

04/10/2011

You're right r233. I'm sorry.%0D %0D I'm also unemployed and have health problems.%0D %0D I'm a loser in all areas of my life, not just that one.

by Anonymous

reply 234

04/10/2011

228, be kinder to yourself. You have done nothing wrong. As one poster pointed out, you have not been immoral or cruel -- except perhaps to yourself.

I was recently in a long down period. Unemployment, booze, loneliness, all of the above. Out of the blue I met a woman who made me feel alive and happy. She isn't free, but being around her let me know that I can actually be interested in somebody. If not her it will be someone else. I am watching my drinking and my weight toward this goal, determined to love someone and offer her encouragement and affection.

Be open to the possibility of change. A good change.

Peace.

by Anonymous

reply 235

04/10/2011

Thank you r235.%0D %0D I wish you well for the future.%0D %0D I'm sorry - I feel as though I've derailed this thread!

by Anonymous

reply 236

04/10/2011

Jeez.... now I know I've derailed the thread...

by Anonymous

reply 237

04/10/2011

Thoughts on appearance from a "frumpy lesbian": %C2%A0I didn't come out until my mid 30's and had been married for 10 years. %C2%A0With the exception of dresses in Sunday mornings - I dress now as I did then. %C2%A0

I have always taken minimal care with my appearance. %C2%A0I was quite fit (until my mid 40s) and now could really stand to lose 20 lbs; I have always worn loose clothing; I wear enough makeup to claim that I wear makeup; I dress at the lower end of professional. %C2%A0At work I blend, but don't stand out as either "nicely dressed" or "poorly dressed". %C2%A0

Weekends are another matter. %C2%A0If I am working in the yard and need to run to run to the garden store, I will go as I am. %C2%A0No makeup, dirty nails, dirty jeans. %C2%A0

I present myself very much as my mother does. Clean, neat, but not "fashionable". %C2%A0Physical appearance is what it is, %C2%A0health is more important than appearance.

So - three years ago I developed Ramsey Hunt syndrome, a severe form of Bells Palsy. %C2%A0Basically the right side if my face melted. %C2%A0It was not pretty. Not at all.

For the first three weeks my right eye couldn't close all of the way, so I had to wear an eye patch - like a pirate. %C2%A0I bought several vinyl patches and a friend decorated them; one with a peace sign, another with a sunflower, one with an eyeball.

When I went back to work, a few days after onset, a coworker who places a very high value on appearance blurted, "I could never leave the house looking like that."

Usually this condition lasts 6 - 8 weeks. %C2%A0I am among the small percentage that experiences an incomplete recovery. %C2%A0I don't look anywhere near as bad as I did, but my right eye droops and my face contorts when I try to smile, and I can't really control the right side of my mouth when I kiss my amazing, wonderful partner.

Adults are kind and say they "can't tell" I still have problems. %C2%A0 Children are honest and ask what happened to my face. %C2%A0%C2%A0The best comment I ever heard from anyone was a 10 year old boy who said, "This is so cool! %C2%A0You look like Two Face from Batman!"

In the first few weeks of my palsy I let it keep me home a few nights, but not since. %C2%A0I have even volunteered for a few public speaking appearances.

I don't think I could have gotten through the past three years if I gave a damn what people think about my appearance, if I had spent my life fussing over eyebrows and the occasional zit, or whether my hair was perfect or whether I needed to hilight my hair (which I have done a few times, but don't consider necessary).

I can't say that this hasn't changed my life, and I can't say that I don't wince a little when I see a photo where my face is especially contorted, but I can say that I know people whose lives would have been paralyzed by this. %C2%A0I believe that my lifelong attitude about appearance is what helped me get through it with a minimal disruption to my life.

Just my thought on my life ....

by Anonymous

reply 238

04/10/2011

[quote]There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian; women are as a rule braver than men, they'll always come out no matter what%0D %0D Actually this is pretty much true at least in the west.%0D %0D Invariably women are almost always out at some stage. I think perhaps it's a combination of independence/bravado and less social prejudice, although social prejudice is there. But men, my dog, many men can hide in the closet unto eternity and play the happy family game and also the anti-gay game. %0D %0D Women almost always get tired of the lies but then women are allowed and generally expected to be more honest.

by Anonymous

reply 242

04/10/2011

It's because R242 we haven't got a cock - cocks are seen as threatening whereas two women together are generally just viewed as a turn on rather than a threat.%0D %0D Oh la la; here comes the plumber! I wonder if he's got a large enough ratchet to unblock my hole?!?! (sheesh)%0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 243

04/10/2011

I have been in the closet and lost patience with it. It's a lousy way to live and not worth the effort and the lies. I feel sorry for people who feel compelled to dwell in such a dark, airless place.

I am a middle-aged lesbian, yes, but relatively attractive. Although I am not a total hottie, I like myself and enjoy having a good time with gay folks, straight folks, and anyone who is fun and intelligent. A good attitude does wonders for your looks.

by Anonymous

reply 245

04/10/2011

R37 here, with an update:

Years later, she spots the other woman whom she HATES HATES HATES! She makes her fiance drive past the house or the apartment of the girl she HATES HATES HATES! Her marriage invariably ends when, during the reception she wants to make the same drive again, so as maybe the girl she HATES HATES HATES will see her wedding dress.

by Anonymous

reply 246

04/10/2011

R61 In my experience as a child I was tomboyish but had a feminine nature and sort of mixed it up, many straight girls are like this that I know of. Once I filled out at 12 years old it started to draw in the sleezy guys in the neighborhood so I began to down play my femininity. It kept the bad guys and later even good ones at arms length and on a subconcious level I felt safe that way. Once I was in college and out to myself I actual became more feminine feeling more secure in my sexuality. Its a way I enjoyed being and not that I felt pressured that it was a way to attract women.

by Anonymous

reply 247

04/10/2011

"Plays the pronoun game. Falls back on male/female stereotypes/Julia Roberts movie type storyline for why she doesn't have a boyfriend, "I just work so much, it's hard for a guy to try to fit into my business lifestyle" or something they read on the cover of a magazine. They'll tell this same sad tale 13 years down the line."

Really? Has anyone ever assumed that certain people are simply not sexual, they don't care about relationships?

There are actually men and women, gay and str8, who could care less about sex or having a partner.

One of my closest friends, who died at 63 of cancer, told me he stopped having sex and relationships when he he was in 30s.

He had a few boyfriends in his youth, he said the drama involved in romantic relationships was too much, that he simply couldn't deal with. Instead he focused on his career and his group of friends. He was a brilliant painter and designer, he had a very full social life and loved his work. He seemed extremely happy

For some people, their world doesn't revolve around having a romantic relationship, having children etc. Not every person wants this.

I honestly don't understand why anyone who is not involved is deemed to be gay or a lesbian. It's never made sense to me.

The daily drama I hear from my str8 female coworkers about their asshole husbands and boyfriends, would put anyone off a relationship.

These women work full time jobs, have kids, yet their asshole partners expect them to still be full time housewives and of curse, be ready for sex whenever the guy wants to fuck. These idiot men need maids, not wives or girlfriends!

You guys here can make fun of fraus all you want, but you have NO clue what some of their lives are like, especially working class women! You watch too much reality TV about spoiled arrogant NYC rich bitches, that's NOT real life.

by Anonymous

reply 248

04/10/2011

R248 sounds a bit upset.

by Anonymous

reply 249

04/11/2011

[quote]All one has to do to reject "femininity" is -- look natural, be yourself, and don't obsess about your looks -- the same way (straight) men do.%0D %0D Preach it, syster!

by Anonymous

reply 250

04/11/2011

bump

by Anonymous

reply 251

02/24/2012

,

by Anonymous

reply 252

02/24/2012

I said that same thing when I was in college. (What r16 quoted.)

by Anonymous

reply 254

02/24/2012

>>>but if you're not: Then why not try fucking a woman? A woman can strap it on longer and stronger.

R32, you know nothing about female sexuality. Fucking is not the highlight nor even necessary. Sorry to tell you this.

by Anonymous

reply 255

02/24/2012

[quote]There are no real closeted lesbians

by Anonymous

reply 256

02/24/2012

How did the lesbian cane jokes get started?

by Anonymous

reply 257

09/25/2012

I feel like eating some pussy now.

by Anonymous

reply 258

09/25/2012

[quote]To my knowledge, men don't indulge in this behavior to get laid.

The key phrase here is "to your knowledge," because yes, they do.

by Anonymous

reply 260

09/26/2012

Really R260? When was the last time you saw a man coaxing another man into bed by putting down women? Men don't attach gender politics to their seduction routines. That's lesbian territory. Men just want to have it off.

by Anonymous

reply 261

09/26/2012

r246 here, with yet another update --

After the young bride learns that dragging the groom on a stalking expedition of the woman she HATES! HATES! HATES! will lead to an early divorce, she knows that 12 years later, at the birth of her second child (the first might give the game away) it is now safe to suggest that hubby No. 2 take a drive by with her through a neighborhood she insists has architectural merit (where the woman she HATES! HATES! HATES! just happens to live) where she then parades up and down the sidewalk in front of the house owned by the woman she HATES! HATES! HATES! in hope that she will be seen, with her heterosexual husband and the heterosexual fruit of her loins as a lesson to the woman whom she HATES! HATES! HATES!

by Anonymous

reply 262

09/26/2012

when I was in highschool on a school camping trip a girl in my class kept flirting with me and when we were camping in the tent she told me that she liked girls. Well I was completely mortified. At first it seemed like a hot concept since i had recently watched V for vandetta but I was surprised at how forward she was in telliing me while we were in the tent and I was mortified at how strong her emotions were and how aroused her expression was. Well at that point I realized I was most certainly not gay! and did not have any other urge but to get the hell out of the tent! I still flirted with her and I'm afraid I enjoyed flirting but not any further then that because I could never love a women even if she was a really nice person. Nowadays I feel like I have quite the gaydar. But my biggest problem is I still do not have a boyfriend because I am really shy and have hursutism and I do not have the money to spend to do so much hair removal and I do not have the time time to put on so much makeup. when I put on makeup I feel so fake like plastic. I feel like if I had a boyfriend I couldn't make myself like a barbie every day it's just not me. I would spend 24/7 on make up and hairemoval for that... as well as I have a hormone problem that causes acne. But I'm not gay and never will be even if I do find lesbians interesting people.

by Anonymous

reply 263

02/03/2013

my other problem is I also worry about being accused as gay when I'm not. I also feel like the idea of being a lesbian is normal. - like I understand the way they flirt with eachother because I have flirted . so at the same time even though I'm straight I wouldn't be afraid if I was lesbian but yet I'm not because I would not feel passionately in love with a woman like I would with a man. It's a totally tifferent feeling to me. To me it is a much more natural feeling to be with a man. Another way to recognize a lesbian is the way they walk. If they walk with swag it would bring up my suspicions. lol also if they wear plaid everyday. my momma always rold me to never wear plaid for this reason. don't want to give off lumberjack vibes my mistakr brcause I am certainly not girly enough to pull it off unless I wore a ton of jewellery and makeup with it. Akso my friend dresses very very plain in baggy tshirts but shes not gay she just likes comfortable clothes and is bery stubborn about it because when she was younger she was forced to wear horribly itchy dresses and too tight stockings and things like that

by Anonymous

reply 264

02/03/2013

One's dead giveaway is another one's non conclusive evidence.

by Anonymous

reply 266

02/03/2013

Reading through this thread makes me glad that "Juicy Lucy" is apparently gone for good.

by Anonymous

reply 267

02/03/2013

My sister is straight, never wears a dress though because she has dreadful legs and is embarrassed by them. Even when she wears a dress it is a long skirt. Lesbians, unless they are really obvious, are much harder to spot than gay men.

by Anonymous

reply 268

02/03/2013

I am a middle-aged straight women with short fingernails and I don't wear make-up anymore. I wear dresses in the summer because they are more comfortable when it is hot than pants or shorts. I have come to realize that men are too much trouble and sex with them isn't good (meaning no orgasms). So, what's the point in spending all of that money and wearing restrictive clothing and putting toxic chemicals on your face to attract someone that is fat (most straight guys these days are obese), bald, and is intimated by a woman using a vibrator?

by Anonymous

reply 269

02/03/2013

We (HEART!) all genuine 100% bulldozers and diesel-trucks!

(It's only fish - aka "str8 females" - that we hate)

by Anonymous

reply 270

02/03/2013

R261 I do recall a man calling a woman a cunt for refusing his offer.I've seen woman getting punched after she rejected a guy.So...

by Anonymous

reply 271

11/20/2013

the poster who keeps updating us with the HATES! HATES! HATES! posts is right on the money.

by Anonymous

reply 272

11/20/2013

my first roommate in college (Julie, not kidding) seemed to despise me on sight.Every single day she thought of some way to make me misrable.I later learned she refered to me as 'that bitch". I honestly did nothing bitchy to her ,I just wanted to live in peace and couldn't figure out how to stop the weird hate. cut to2 awfull months later when one night out of the blue she's' standing over my bed, I swear I thought she was gonna stab me but instead she said "give me a kiss".I sat up and kissed her on the cheek and she said" no give me a real kiss" so I planted one on her mouth with a loud mmmmwaa. then I lay back on the bed thinking the war is over. she stood there for a while and silently went back to bed. I shouted a cheery goodnight. from then on she hated me more. looking back I can't believe I didn't understand. I was sheltered ,not very sexual and she had 2 boyfriends?! She ended up marrying a dude and im sure there's a woman out there wondering why Julie seems to hate them.

by Anonymous

reply 273

11/21/2013

The first half of this thread was very interesting, while the jaws-of-life couldn't save the second half.

...Anyone have any thoughtful replies to bring this back to life?

by Anonymous

reply 274

02/27/2014

I know a gal I suspect is closeted. Femme, but pings hard. Got married at 40 and had 2 kids right away. Hubby is 10 yrs older and I suspect possibly gay. SHE ALWAYS MENTIONS HER HUBBY!!!

by Anonymous

reply 275

02/17/2015

The copy of "Rubyfruit Jungle" in between the John Grisham books.

by Anonymous

reply 276

02/17/2015

Do people in bearded relationships overcompensate their heteorniss and are uneasy around gay peeps?

by Anonymous

reply 277

02/17/2015

When I was in High school, there was a poster that said, "I like you. You're different."

by Anonymous

reply 278

02/17/2015

Well I'm closeted at work and I guess the only one that probably gives me away are the "pronoun game" as someone said.

But I think it's pretty easy to closet oneself, as a woman. When people push a little about my personal life, I usually carefully imply things just haven't "worked out", or so forth. People usually assume you've had a bad breakup or abusive boyfriend. Making up a collection of cats helps too (I have none).

by Anonymous

reply 279

02/17/2015

Likes pussy

by Anonymous

reply 280

02/17/2015

Is better at most sports than you are.

Calls a man to ask what she should wear to her company party.

Never wears a dress, high heels, or a fancy purse.

This would describe a friend of mind from work.

by Anonymous

reply 281

02/17/2015

But what does any of that all have to do with liking pussy?

by Anonymous

reply 282

02/17/2015

I don't think lesbians are any uglier than straight women. I think they just don't make as much of an effort to look good so they come across as relatively unattractive. Let's be honest here: most of what's considered feminine beauty is an illusion and based on fake shit: fake hair, makeup, plastic surgery, "flattering" clothes/Spanx, high heels, etc. Take all that shit off of a "pretty" straight woman and tell me she looks better than a regular, tomboyish (not stone butch) woman.

Also, this thread is hilarious because most of the descriptions of closeted lesbians describe me pretty well, and I'm a virgin straight woman. I don't wear makeup, I generally wear the same clothes every day, my hair is always in a ponytail, and I love to play sports. The only "feminine" things I like are skincare and fashion (I appreciate it as an art form). I am working on my body (would love to look like a Crossfit chick) because I don't like being overweight. I imagine that once I'm more comfortable with my looks that I'll actually put more effect into how I dress but would still focus on tomboyish/androgynous cuts.

I know I'm not gay because the thought of having sex with a woman grosses me out to be honest, whereas being with a man doesn't. But I'm starting to wonder if I'm asexual because I've never actually been sexually attracted to a man in real life before--it's just the IDEA of sex with a man that sounds great. When actual men have expressed interest in me, I've actually recoiled--not because they were ugly or bad guys, but just because I felt a strong "NO" feeling.

by Anonymous

reply 283

02/17/2015

Let's all diagnose r283's lesbianism....

by Anonymous

reply 285

02/17/2015

are closeted lesbians more likely to have an eating disorder like anorexia?

by Anonymous

reply 287

02/17/2015

Dates old guys. Constantly talks about sex with men. Is afraid to show physical closeness towards female friends. Lesbofobic remarks are not unusual. All this goes for lesbians who are in narnia. The ones who are out to themselves but not to the world act different.

by Anonymous

reply 288

02/17/2015

r288 nails it!

by Anonymous

reply 289

02/17/2015

I worked with a woman who fits R288's description. She was married to an old guy. She'd talk about how much she loved having sex with him. No female friends, totally lesbophobic and homophobic remarks. But everyone knew she was into pussy and knew who her "secret" girlfriend was.

I took another job and on my last day at the company, I cornered her in a conference room, told her I knew what kind of shit she said about me and other gays and lesbians in the department, and that everyone knew she liked pussy and laughed at her behind her back because she was so pathetically closeted. When she said there was no way she was a lesbian, I said, "That would surprise Kelly, your supposedly secret girlfriend. Yes, we all know about her, too." Her mouth dropped to the floor. I found out she left the department about a couple months later and kept a low profile in her new area.

by Anonymous

reply 290

02/17/2015

r290, ha ha ha

by Anonymous

reply 291

02/17/2015

I told a gal on social media who pings that she was hot! this was after she accepted compliments from men telling her the same. Her response spoke volumes. Something along the line of "I only care about the man I sleep with"

by Anonymous

reply 292

02/17/2015

LOL, R285, I'm not a lesbian. Really. I've mentally considered dating women (trust me, it would make my identity much stronger to just know if I'm a lesbian or not than to be an maybe-yes, maybe-not asexual straight woman), but I just can't picture myself doing it. I'm not sexually attracted to women.

by Anonymous

reply 293

02/17/2015

bump

by Anonymous

reply 294

02/17/2015

Her "husband" died and that's why she watches WNBA games while sitting on a running washing machine.

by Anonymous

reply 295

02/17/2015

The following only counts if you found out while vacuuming:

There's still a hanger in the dress she's wearing, which is covered in plastic and smells like dry cleaning. There's also a pair of cushy slippers in the big front patch pockets, and the whole thing is hanging in the closet.

by Anonymous

reply 296

02/17/2015

Is that you, Jennifer (r283) ?

by Anonymous

reply 297

02/17/2015

I second the fear of close relationships with women because of fear of homosexual tendencies

by Anonymous

reply 298

02/17/2015

[quote]Honestly, I can't fathom people who would get up and, when getting dressed in the morning, even consider what anyone else thinks about them, especially in a casual, day-to-day environment. Are there actually people who's self-worth is so dependent on other people's opinions that they spend even one moment thinking about how they look to run to the grocery store or to spend the day shopping, etc.?

My mother will literally get dressed for the day, including full makeup [foundation, blush, lipstick, eyeliner, three shades of well-blended eyeshadow, mascara] BEFORE HAVING BREAKFAST.

Not only that, but a few years ago, she had to get a small eye surgery [glaucoma, iirc] and was told to not wear any makeup to the operation.

She drove herself to the hospital, for 7:00 in the fucking morning, with full eye makeup! I mean, who's gonna fucking be looking at your eyes while you're in your car at seven-fucking-o'clock in the morning?

So when she got there, she claims to have been "humiliated" to have been told to go wash off her eye makeup. And I'm like, what the fuck did you expect? It's a medical procedure, not a fucking beauty pageant!

by Anonymous

reply 299

02/18/2015

Trying and mostly failing at the hair and makeup scheme.

by Anonymous

reply 300

02/18/2015

I have a cousin who was, and still is, very deeply closeted.

Most of the behaviors she exhibited were already mentioned. She was fucking older boys at 14. She was a total Emo Chick who read witchcraft books. She wore her hair super short, and wore boy clothes. She also cutted, used drugs, and had an eating disorder. Lived off of brownies and Slimfast. She was quite thin.

Her parents moved away later that year. She reappeared at our Grandmother's funeral years later. She was dressed as a femme. Heels, makeup galore, long hair, slightly overweight, and tight clothes. I didn't recognize her. That is until she started walking in her heels. She still walked like a football player. She looked at me up and down, tossed her hair, and stomped away. When I say stomp, I mean stomp. Nothing feminine or graceful about the way she walked. Like a toddler playing dressup in heels. I never laughed so hard in my life. If you looked up Bull Dyke in a dress, her picture would be used as the example. She was also briefly married. Poor thing. I want to feel bad for her, but she is an extremely miserable cunt.

by Anonymous

reply 301

02/18/2015

I wouldn't even know where to start, R285. Hell, I'm confused now after reading that.

by Anonymous

reply 303

02/18/2015

She claims to be celibate after three failed marriages to men.

by Anonymous

reply 304

02/18/2015

RE: R285

She says she's not into sex with women, that's good enough for me. Not liking men doesn't equal liking women. We don't have to claim every messed up chick as a lesbian.

by Anonymous

reply 305

02/18/2015

Most femmes are closeted :(

by Anonymous

reply 306

02/18/2015

life in the closet sucks!

by Anonymous

reply 307

02/18/2015

r308, suck my left tit

by Anonymous

reply 309

02/18/2015

many femmes remain closeted cuz they can't relate to radical lesbians who hate men and have horrid temperments

by Anonymous

reply 310

02/18/2015

Some of the best sex and relationships I've had in younger days were with sexually aggressive lesbians/bi-females. They knew how to please. And I am gay male who has had plenty of sex with men also, gay and straight ones. My long - time partner is bi-male though.

by Anonymous

reply 312

02/18/2015

tom boys aren't tom bois...tom boys i've met by the dozens and love to fuck men blind and meet them often because of similar interests...tom bois have similar interests, but grossed out at the thought of sex with a man and tend to have no stories to tell..also, they'll stay in DIRTY clothes...most tom boys get out of dirty shoes/jeans fast as they can...

by Anonymous

reply 313

02/18/2015

"She is terrified of being perceived as butch, unfeminine, or transman. "

INDEED

by Anonymous

reply 314

02/18/2015

cringes when she sees a lesbian or a lesbian couple

by Anonymous

reply 315

02/19/2015

she mentions her husband all the time!

by Anonymous

reply 316

02/19/2015

A mustache

by Anonymous

reply 317

02/19/2015

lol r317 I am a les with a sense of humor.

I think someone who is closeted can suffer from depression etc

by Anonymous

reply 318

02/19/2015

bump

by Anonymous

reply 319

02/19/2015

90% of the ideas in this thread are bullshit and contradict each other.

"super sexual about men" "never sexual about men" "complete bitch to women and nice to men" "complete bitch to men and nice to women"

by Anonymous

reply 320

02/19/2015

She exists.

by Anonymous

reply 321

02/19/2015

I know a gal like this r322. Beautiful and married with two small kids, but loves to flirt with girly girls

by Anonymous

reply 323

02/19/2015

"are closeted lesbians more likely to have an eating disorder like anorexia?" Yes

by Anonymous

reply 324

02/19/2015

R325, that is a stereotypical bulldyke who has no choice but to be out. You are just a flamer that hates ALL gay women

by Anonymous

reply 326

02/19/2015

[quote]Dates old guys.

I've noticed a lot of old guys are absolutely delighted by lesbians and the lesbianesque. Not because they are nailing them, but because they just really seem to like the type.

by Anonymous

reply 328

02/19/2015

R327, not in the way you mean. I am feminine and am all girly except I love women sexually. I guess i AM knee jerk when it comes to very stereotypical lesbos , cause they are the ones who stand out

by Anonymous

reply 329

02/20/2015

I don't know any...it seems to me that women, at least in the professional workplace, still focus on making sure they're taken seriously and treated equally. And their sexuality, whatever it may be, is secondary, if considered at all.

Now their coworkers, on the other hand, will gossip about potential lesbians just as much as potential gays. Smart people know an air of mystery confounds those around you and gives you the upper hand

by Anonymous

reply 330

02/20/2015

[quote]Now their coworkers, on the other hand, will gossip about potential lesbians just as much as potential gays

I'm finding this out.. what a bunch of busybodies I work with at my current job. The guys I work with are constantly asking leading questions. It's actually kind of hilarious how obvious they are. "Do you like Ellen? I watch her sometimes. Like the WNBA? Can't stand it myself but I hear that Taurasi's all right. Hear about the marriage rights thing? Whatcha think about that?". I think one guy was actually tasked by the office with reporting back his findings lol.

by Anonymous

reply 331

02/20/2015

bump

by Anonymous

reply 332

02/21/2015

most womehn are closeted

by Anonymous

reply 333

02/23/2015

I hope R308 found her way back to Cafemom safely. Poor dear doesn't handle pointless bitchery very well.

by Anonymous

reply 334

02/23/2015

LOL at r334. TONS of closeted ladies, but sadly they are with men. It's easier life to an extent, but not living your authentic self sucks

by Anonymous

reply 335

02/23/2015

indeed r335:(

by Anonymous

reply 336

02/24/2015

r331 -- whoever is behind it HATES HATES HATES you.

by Anonymous

reply 337

02/24/2015

They talk to men as equals, avoid the cutesy, smiling feminine thing

by Anonymous

reply 338

02/25/2015

merci

by Anonymous

reply 340

02/26/2015

Owns every Jennifer Love Hewitt album.

by Anonymous

reply 341

02/26/2015

Huge fan of Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, and Shailene Woodley.

by Anonymous

reply 342

02/26/2015

R325, it doesn't seem that you understood OP's question.

by Anonymous

reply 343

02/26/2015

She likes Barbara Stanwyck over Bette Davis.

by Anonymous

reply 344

02/26/2015

1) Insane jealousy when female friend starts dating a man

2) Short nails

3) Could be described as a "tomboy"

4) Does not give off feminine energy. Not saying masculine energy, but reads a nil when compared to straight women

by Anonymous

reply 345

02/26/2015

That's obvious, r345. Read OP's question again.

by Anonymous

reply 346

02/26/2015

r345, I know many gay women who give off a feminine vibe and straight men are enthralled

by Anonymous

reply 347

02/27/2015

r347, indeed!!! Being in the closet sucks so bad!!

by Anonymous

reply 348

04/24/2015

R58 Women doctors and nurses have to have short fingernails. Nice try.

by Anonymous

reply 349

04/24/2015

I think many women just want a family so they get married when they are young and then realize ooops don't like this at all.

Wind up coming out later in life with kids in tow.

At least three of my women friends have done this.

by Anonymous

reply 350

04/24/2015

- Always offers to pay for dinner. - Always opens doors when going out or doing "gentleman like" things. - Is overly possessive of "best friend" gets jealous of male attention shes gets or finds reasons to dislike existing boyfriend. - Keeps fingernails short. - Buys gifts - Wears loose fitting clothes and minimal make up. - She's been single for years and when asked why, she says "She's focused on work/school" - Very shy and timid when she gets male attention but confident and flirtatious around females. - Has that one "best friend" who she does couple like things with: Dinner at expensive restaurants Grocery shopping together Vacations Sleep overs (in mid 20's and up) - She always brings her "best friend" to work parties or family functions. - She seems annoyed when her 'best friend" gets male attention and discourages any male from talking to her. - shes 35+ with no kids - she spends holidays with her "best friend" - she gives full body hugs - she never crosses her legs when she sits - she rests her arms on the table when she eats - she walks with her hands in her pockets - she never wears skirts/dresses, or heels - she likes sports, whether she plays it or watches it on a regular basis - she gets uncomfortable when shes with a group of her female friends and around and males come. - she plays the pronoun game (never mentioning he or she when she speaks) - Says things like significant other, partner, babe, better half. - very secretive over all.

by Anonymous

reply 351

06/02/2015

Is very paranoid around women who are touchy feely, which many straight women are. Seems overly religious, uptight and VERY uncomfortable around gay women

by Anonymous

reply 352

06/02/2015

R352, THAT is their pre bearded status. Trust me … "hubby" is mentioned a lot

by Anonymous

reply 353

06/03/2015

No makeup, especially no lipstick is usually a dead giveaway. Also, short hair and short fingernails to go with it. Never polishes nails, even for special occasions. Not much of a shoe collection and whatever shoes they have are usually ugly ass shoes.

Basically, they are Plain Jane types whose dating life is pretty much non-existent and you can sense they aren't interested in attracting a man.

by Anonymous

reply 354

06/03/2015

man voice

by Anonymous

reply 355

06/03/2015

Not always. I know some straight woman who are cigarette smokers who have man voices, especially the ones who have been smoking for 20+ yrs.

by Anonymous

reply 356

06/04/2015

i mean man voice in the tone and inflections...not the pitch and raspy quality. basically, like gay voice.

by Anonymous

reply 357

06/04/2015

Ok, I have had a couple friends who were closeted. They say "that guy is so hot" and it's almost out of the blue that it makes you cringe because it's so obvious. Or the ones that say " I'm sick of people thinking I'm a lesbian, I'm straight!" I tried to believe them even though I'm a lesbian. Sure enough, they came out later. Closeted lesbians are tough ones to figure out.

by Anonymous

reply 358

06/04/2015

Oh, yeah... forgot about that.

by Anonymous

reply 359

06/04/2015

Wears simple earrings, to keep herself from being addressed as "Sir" because her overall look is so ambiguous.

by Anonymous

reply 360

06/04/2015

The dead giveaways aren't clothes or styling usually. Some straight women don't care too much about their appearance, and a lot of the very butch, mannish types tend to be bisexual rather than gay oddly enough. Though I'll concede I have a touch of the lez voice myself.

The dead giveaways are more in statements and behaviour. Closeted lesbians mention other women too much. Sometimes in a derogatory way (HATES x3 above), sometimes in a very positive way, but just in an odd sort of way that straight women don't. It will get to the point even a straight guy might think, why is this girl mentioning that other girl all the time?? They also look at women a certain way as someone also noted above. Hard to define, but you know it when you see it. Once you know that look you can recognise it over and over.

Closeted lesbians exhibit certain behaviours around out lesbians, particularly happy and attractive ones. Usually completely terrified, hide from them, criticise them (HATES!). A common pattern familiar to, say, the lesbian who works in a fairly large office is the closet case getting drunk at the office party, confiding ambiguous "things", and then doing their best to not even share a lift for the remainder of their time in the same workplace. It is much more likely that an out lesbian will sleep with a "straight" coworker who has never really thought about women before than the definitely gay closeted one - I have seen this pattern time after time.

Other than that, a lot of interest in sports, particularly football (by which I mean soccer), prepared to sit through awful TV shows that have a lesbian character in (mentioned above), having boyfriends they only see once or twice a month and they are not too bothered if he cancels on them and never can commit to, and being deliberately extremely over-busy at work and with social events so that they never do seem to have time for men.

by Anonymous

reply 361

06/04/2015

The dead giveaways aren't clothes or styling usually. Some straight women don't care too much about their appearance, and a lot of the very butch, mannish types tend to be bisexual rather than gay oddly enough. Though I'll concede I have a touch of the lez voice myself.

The dead giveaways are more in statements and behaviour. Closeted lesbians mention other women too much. Sometimes in a derogatory way (HATES x3 above), sometimes in a very positive way, but just in an odd sort of way that straight women don't. It will get to the point even a straight guy might think, why is this girl mentioning that other girl all the time?? They also look at women a certain way as someone also noted above. Hard to define, but you know it when you see it. Once you know that look you can recognise it over and over.

Closeted lesbians exhibit certain behaviours around out lesbians, particularly happy and attractive ones. Usually completely terrified, hide from them, criticise them (HATES!). A common pattern familiar to, say, the lesbian who works in a fairly large office is the closet case getting drunk at the office party, confiding ambiguous "things", and then doing their best to not even share a lift for the remainder of their time in the same workplace. It is much more likely that an out lesbian will sleep with a "straight" coworker who has never really thought about women before than the definitely gay closeted one - I have seen this pattern time after time.

Other than that, a lot of interest in sports, particularly football (by which I mean soccer), prepared to sit through awful TV shows that have a lesbian character in (mentioned above), having boyfriends they only see once or twice a month and they are not too bothered if he cancels on them and never can commit to, and being deliberately extremely over-busy at work and with social events so that they never do seem to have time for men.

by Anonymous

reply 362

06/04/2015

Short nails? Hair pulled back? WTF, most of the signs mentioned in this thread are dumb. My best female friend is a nurse and must keep her nails short and clean, and her hair is almost always pulled back. She is not gay. When it's 85 degrees and humid, do you really think that all of those girls with their hair back in messy buns are lesbians? Are you serious? You can't be.

by Anonymous

reply 363

06/04/2015

They seem more cold and guarded especiallly around touchy feely women(most of whom are straight) mentions crushes on male celebs, never anyone in their inner circle , when men hit on her(especially if she is femme) they act annoyed or frightened , talks about being girly and feminine more than straight women, a general vibe of discomfort

by Anonymous

reply 364

06/04/2015

- Acts awkward when asked by to comment on the attractiveness of a woman.

Straight women are always all 'oh Penelope Cruz is so sexy, don't you think so?' and 'tell me if my ass looks good in this dress!' and it's the most irritating thing when a girl who doesn't know I'm bi asks something like that and I'm flailing around trying to figure out what the fuck a straight girl would say and end up awkwardly giving an answer that probably sounds too insincere or too enthusiastic.

- Stays away from touchy feely friends.

In high school my friends were always sitting in each other laps, playing with each others hair etc and making jokes that they were totally lesbian lovers. that could get uncomfortable especially with one friend I had a crush on so I avoided that sort of thing as much as I could.

- complaining about men and then saying "but I could never go lez!"

lol I knew two girls who said "I could never go lez" who are now lesbian or bi. Maybe three actually. Now that I think about this, I had this one friend who was always expressing support for gay/bi guys but constantly made lesbophobic comments. She'd run away squealing ewww whenever a girl kissed her on the cheek or something. She was a tomboy who hardly ever wore make up or dresses and complained when she ahd too. She had the same boyfriend all the way from middle school to year 12 but she complained and fought with him nonstop and was really really averse to sleeping with him. She'd tell me how it just felt weird when he touched her and she thought giving head was gross and slutty and said she'd never do it. She wouldn't let him go down on her either. At the time I thought she was just really immature or repressed but now I wonder. Especially since her boyfriend acted a bit suspiciously too (lots of no homo and gay chicken humour, which I didn't think much of at the time because everyone did that, but looking back, he definitely went OTT compared to most of the other guys.) She was crazy possessive of me as her best friend too, and she and my other best friend would go batshit crazy at each other over me all the time. Lots of straight teenage girls act that way, but I think she probably took it a bit further than any of the other girls. I haven't seen her much since school ended so don't know if she's less messed up now but I know she's still straight or pretending to be. I feel really sorry for her if she is closeted.

My gaydar's really shit though. Six of my friends have come out since high school (2 gays, 1 bi guy, 2 bi girls and 1 lesbian) and I didn't know about any of them. Even the really really obvious flaming queen who was the only boy in my dance class. I guess I was too preoccupied with worrying my asshole parents would find out I'm bi to even suspect anyone else.

Some of these other 'tells' are really stupid though. Plenty of straight girls have short nails because they bite them or they break. And some straight girls have short hair. Sometimes stereotypes are accurate but not always. I have long hair, prefer wearing dresses and hate sports with a burning passion. On the other hand, I only wear makeup/heels on special occasions, don't do anything fancy with my hair (even on special occasions, I don't even know how to do anything with it) and watch more male-oriented movies/TV than female-oriented. But plenty of straight girls I know are the same.

It's just harder to tell with women than men.

by Anonymous

reply 365

06/05/2015

bump

by Anonymous

reply 366

06/06/2015

bump for femmes

by Anonymous

reply 367

06/10/2015

I like feminine pretty girls

by Anonymous

reply 368

06/20/2015

HATES gay women!!! especially femmes

by Anonymous

reply 369

06/23/2015

Owns a house with her sister who doesn't look a thing like her.

by Anonymous

reply 370

06/23/2015

R370, LOL

by Anonymous

reply 371

06/23/2015

Is a woman (previously straight) who just lays there as a bottom even gay?

I see all of these former straight women turning 'lesbian' but I've heard it through the grapevine that they just lay on their backs in bed. How is that even gay?

by Anonymous

reply 372

06/23/2015

R372, I am femme and very attractive, and I,and my lovers are versatile.

by Anonymous

reply 373

06/24/2015

r372, the women who go for butch or studs are not gay!

by Anonymous

reply 374

06/24/2015

She claims that the Magic Mike trailer makes her ovulate as opposed to making her horny. Someone famous recently said that.

by Anonymous

reply 375

06/24/2015

Who was it, R375?

by Anonymous

reply 376

06/24/2015

Shalamar :Dead Giveaway"

by Anonymous

reply 377

06/24/2015

She's Oprah's best friend.

by Anonymous

reply 378

06/24/2015

aww!! Gayle lol

by Anonymous

reply 379

06/24/2015

Nope. All misses. This gal has been getting lotsa press for the use of her voice

by Anonymous

reply 380

06/24/2015

How is it that this thread from 2010 can get bumped when other, more recent threads are closed?

by Anonymous

reply 381

06/24/2015

Public service for young lesbians, who will learn from our sad experience.

by Anonymous

reply 382

06/24/2015

Awesome. My job is a hotbed of closeted lesbians, 'cause they HATE, HATE, HATE on another for reasons that they can't explain.

by Anonymous

reply 383

06/24/2015

over do their femininity and girly act

by Anonymous

reply 384

06/25/2015

aww r375 I googled that phrase...lol. It's Sandra Bullock.

by Anonymous

reply 385

06/25/2015

Are closet cases more likely to spot another gay person and have contempt for them?

by Anonymous

reply 386

06/26/2015

R350 oh please

They knew what they wanted. It's cheaper this way than going to a clinic to get pregnant.

by Anonymous

reply 387

06/26/2015

R325 aha!

by Anonymous

reply 388

06/26/2015

She dresses like a girly, girl but lives with a dyke.

by Anonymous

reply 389

06/26/2015

Marcia Cross owns this thread. She just mentioned on Twitter this week how long she has been married to "her wonderful husband" NO mention of gay marriage or rights ever!!!! F.. HER

by Anonymous

reply 390

06/26/2015

If Marcia Cross really is gay and closeted it would be even more of an irony since she has a Masters in Psychology and was going to be a therapist?

by Anonymous

reply 391

06/26/2015

r391, and she calls herself an empath . I actually loathe gay homophobes more than straights

by Anonymous

reply 392

06/26/2015

Parts her hair on the side, hands in her front pockets. Straight women never stand with their hands in their pockets.

by Anonymous

reply 393

06/26/2015

I am a lipstick, but know a woman who does this. WOW and she pings!!!!

by Anonymous

reply 394

06/26/2015

In her late 30's or 40's, financially successful, lives with a female "roommate" and they share either three cats or three dogs.

by Anonymous

reply 395

06/27/2015

absolutely HATES when a woman gives her a compliment on her looks etc. Always feeling like she is being hit on

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