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Scott Olsen toasts to "hard drinks and loose women" and the interview continues...

Lizzy: "You just finished serving a two-game suspension for getting into it with fellow Marlins pitcher Sergio Mitre. Then, there was the time Randy Messenger gave you a shiner. When will you learn your lesson?"

Scott Olsen: "I think you sthould teacth me a lesshon."

long awkward pause...

Sooze: "Ahh... you're wasted, buddy."

Scott Olsen: I'm just buzzed. I've been a bad boy... and I need to... hiccup... behave."

Lizzy: "Classic case of role-reversal. You're embarrassed of your need to be dominated by the opposite sex, so you take it out on your teammates and the Miami police department."