More info on Dirty Deeds, the "movie" produced by former gay nomad Todd Zeile and Yankees gorilla Jason Giambi: Apparently Barry Bonds has seen the movie. He showed up at the premiere, posing for photos with former "Party of Five" star Lacey Chabert, which is kind of a frightening mental image.

As for the movie itself — that's Zeile, by the way, in the above picture, dressed in a way that is not in the slightest gay, if you're asking — it has received horrible reviews, including LA Weekly's Tim Grierson writing, "it never shows real curiosity about its characters pubescent world, instead proffering a bored litany of cum sandwiches, farting geezers and horny blondes rooted in the contemptuous assumption that teenagers have no aesthetic standards." Which kind of sums up Jason Giambi, actually.