The Salamis would be a perfect phallic symbol for a strong man's cult It would also make a good name also for a Wisconsin football team that has to drop its Indian connected name. But Kosher may be good practice for learning how to be a SCOTUS Justice, where every thing is separated into categories which are split and re-spilt again until they finally combine it all 5 to 4 and make the sausage for us.

The law also has its hierarchy of high priests in black robes, only they call them judges. These high priests pass down holy writ from on high, are unaccountable to anyone, and hold the office for life.

As Larry J points out, there is a great similarity between Judges and God . They both claim power to Judge us. They both write down their opinions and usually abide by stare decisis...if its in Genesis, then it seems to be followed in later decisions. The force that makes mere human judges and Juries into wise and just Lords over us is a great mystery. But every trial lawyer will tell you that he has seen it at work.

A Religion might contain a special class of "clergy" that sets down texts for discussion.It would necessarily require adherents, carry out occasional purges, suffer schisms, etc.It would exist largely on donations and it would depend entirely on proselytizing for growth.

How can a salami possibly be considered a health food? A kosher salami sounds like American Spirit cigarettes. It is claimed that American Spirit cigarettes does not use additives. Only those carcinogens found in nature. Kosher salami--only those nitrates approved by God..... If any weasel claimed "healthism" in my prison, I would him feed tofu and bean sprouts until he broke.

This is funny Ha Ha alright--until one realizes that these kind of characters and their zany powers of logic and reason increasingly have almost absolute power over whether we we live or die and exactly how we are to live our lives on a daily basis.

My heart goes out to Mr. King. Sticks of meat like salami and pepperoni can be deeply enjoyable. But to satisfy those nutritional requirements, I do recommend cucumbers, bananas and, for the more adventurous, eggplant.

Wait, the judge prompted a lawyer and his client to defraud the state by offering a take-over until he came up with something plausable to sustain his bullshit religious discrimination brief? Why isn't this clown a textbook subject for impeachment?

The guy shouldn't be allowed to claim "Festivus" as a religion unless he can document he follows at least some of the tenets of the religion. Airing of the Grievances, Feats of Strength, the aluminum pole, etc. Besides which, "Festivus" was not conceived as a religion but rather as a holiday. He should just as easily have been able to claim his religion as Armistice Day.

Never actually seen the inside, thank goodness, and folks can get a meal across the street at The Block of Orange. Jail food? That's too "urban" for me anyway! Wait ... not supposed to say stuff like that!!

The practice of law does not offer its practioners either absolution from sin or the attainment of a non-earthly paradise. Salami at least offers the paradise of fresh meat preserved with taste spices. And salami comes in a wide variety of sizes guarrenteed to fit every user's need.

The practice of law frequently burns calories where as the consunption of salami only adds calories.

The money spent on a good legal education from an abouve average law school would be enough to fund a new, tidy deli.

The administration of law frequently punishes the innocent. Using a salami on a by-stander seldom kills him.

Girls date guys with JDs. But girls go home with guys who wield big salamis.