Pictured: A dramatization of Tony Stark with overseas box office records in the background.

Iron Man 3 opened in 42 international markets this weekend, exceeding some of the records that were recently Hulksmashed by The Avengers. Iron Man 3 grossed an estimated $195.3 million in those 42 markets, compared to $185.1 million in 39 markets for The Avengers last summer. It also had the largest opening weekend ever in eight markets: Argentina, Hong Kong, Indonesia, Vietnam, Taiwan, Philippines, Malaysia, and Singapore.

Right now The Avengers is the third highest-grossing film ever, and Iron Man 3 may be exceeding it if it keeps up this pace. Tony Stark has just one thing to say.

Even if Iron Man 3 hadn’t smashed records this weekend, we’d have to post something about the movie because we found a picture of Robert Downey, Jr. chillin’ in a tree and had to make this:

I regret nothing.

We also have two clips to share. One of them is called “Airforce One Rescue” and is self-explanatory. The other is a parody showing a less intimidating moment from The Mandarin. You’ll, never, see, him, coming (except when you do). Guess which one is the parody.

Robert Downey Jr.’s agent has announced he will ask for TWO BAJILLION DOLLARS for appearing in Iron Man 4.

Robert Downey Jr. grumbled “All of that money and I don’t even do drugs any more. And I’m already married so I can’t sleep with dozens of super-models. But I can buy the greatest model-train layout in the whole world…Oh, my life sucks.”

My husband reviews movies and he saw it last night and said it was great. He was also pumped about the different kinds of cool 3d glasses they had. You read right…6 different kinds of 3d glasses. If that doesn’t make you want to see the film, I don’t know what will.