Hello, Ness? This is your dad. I'm so proud of you for being born. I feel like such a hero! Oh, I've deposited $140 into your account. Taking away what you've withdrawn, you should have $140 dollars in the bank. Do you want to keep playing, or call it quits for the night?

And if you will watch as I demonstrate how this works, ma'am. I close the drawer so your little bundle of joy is on the other side. You can still see Junior through the glass pane. Hi there, sweetheart. Oh isn't he a cutie! Now miss, please hang up the phone and listen, because this bit is important.

This is a special feature for today's generation of parent. We have found caregivers nowadays pay more attention to small boxes with glass on the front than their own child, so researchers at the Magnavox Institute designed these little contraptions to help you feel more connected to the young one and the time you spend watching them more rewarding.

Using the KidTV™ has boosted attentiveness in parents almost 200% in test groups. What you do is go about your normal day with theKidTV™ in a convenient place in your household like the living room or kitchen. You will find it easier to notice when Junior there is upset, needs help, or is being especially adorable. The KidTV™ even has Laserdisk recording built right in so if you want to step out for a little while, you can see what you missed on your own time.