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I am a Scorpio. I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, and men in hockey masks. In my spare time I work to foil the plans of my arch nemesis, utilize my eight finger discount, and lecture from my soapbox about social injustices. I do not tolerate fools or like people who make Walmart plural.
I judge people who are missing more teeth than they have, unless they are old. I would like to someday be the scary old woman in the neighborhood that all the children are afraid of, however I will be misunderstood and actually a sweet old lady turned bitter by the disappointments of this cruel, cruel life.
I will have made my vast wealth telling fortunes under the alias the Mad Madame Mim and selling t-shirts in tourist destinations that say “Life isn’t always flowers and sausages”.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Vote for me!

I need your help.

I don't normally do this sort of thing (asking people to vote for anything) because I know it is annoying, but this one is close to my heart. I have been nominated and made it to the last round of voting for the competition in my hometown for best author.

So if you have the time to drop me a vote I would greatly appreciate it as I appreciate all of you!!

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