It seems there was a fellow on Friday that is 88 years old and wheelchair bound. This octogenarian was such a threat… that he got “the full monty” of patdowns. If you aren’t aware of who Henry Kissinger is, you are not alone! The TSA didn’t know, either. Henry Kissinger was the National Security Advisor and Secretary of State for Presidents Nixon and Ford. Not only did he hold both positions, he held them simultaneously. His diplomacy helped put an end to the Vietnam war… but according to the TSA he was likely holding an underwear bomb or perhaps his wheelchair was lined with explosives and he was just waiting to get airborn.