Saturday, May 26, 2007

RAWR Bombing

It has been reported that there have been a slew of what most are dubbing "RAWR Bombings". These violent attacks can only be summarized in one word, tragic.

These RAWR Bombings are a vicious act performed by those of the Druid class. An act in which the Druid will silently glide over the head of it's victim. Then, when the target least expects it, the Druid transforms in a Bear and drops on top of their unsuspecting victim. With a load roaring "RAWR", these Druids rip into their victim without remorse or restraint.

Some special interest groups are calling for laws throughout all of Azeroth, putting restrictions on these acts, some even wish to impose restrictions on the Druids Bear form all together. Groups such as U.P.A.R.B. (United Peoples Against RAWR Bombings) have been cited as saying, "These Druids can't seem to control themselves...constantly blood lusting while in bear form." Members of this group are, as of now, seeking legal council to take the matter to various kingdoms throughout Azeroth.

"As these attacks begin growing in numbers, we are seeing a common trend.", says on goblin scientist, "These Druids tend to become far more violent while in this bear form than any other time." Many independent labs are conducting numerous studies to see if the Druid bear form is in anyway linked to increased aggression or mental instability.There is also a growing number of concerns regarding the possible negative impacts these attacks could cause on a mass scale if they ever become organized. Speculation in the Urban community has lead to increased paranoia among many citizens. "I just don't know if I should let my children play outside, it's just not safe anymore.", confided one concerned parent.

Weather or not it is possible for these attacks could become so organized that they could besiege an entire city is yet to be determined. The scientific community argues as to weather or not Druids, while in bear form, are even capable of such complex thought and organization. At this point, only time will tell.

One ex-guard recounts his brush with death following an attack.

[Dave]: What were you doing on the day of the attack?

[Guard]: I was going about my daily rounds to ensure the safety of my town. I was just attacked out of nowhere.

[Dave]: Do you think you may have done anything to provoke an attack?

[Guard]: I. . .no, nothing.

[Dave]: I know this is hard to talk about, but can you walk us through that tragic day?

[Guard]: Well, before heading out for patrol I had just finished lunch and put on some lotion. I buy the lotion with honey extract, the honey helps to ex foliate. I then headed out for patrol. I remember a slight breeze to the east. This was the direction the attack came from. I looked up and this Bear was just falling out of the sky. I didn't even have time to scream.

[Dave]: Thank you for your time. I know it hasn't been easy.

It's plain to see the devastation these attacks have on individuals, and it's hard to imagine to pain it must cause the loved ones of those unfortunate enough to not make it. We here at World of Newscraft send our best out to those affected by these tragic events and wish all citizens of Azeroth safe passage, as we may never know what provokes these attacks.