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Yeah, ok. I can think of better things to spend my money on. You know what? I have a manual pencil sharpener and I use it often. It cost me $1.25 at Walmart. Before that, for some reason, I did not have a pencil sharpener. When I needed a pencil sharped I used my pocketknife.

Only slightly cheaper, but the best pencil sharpener ever. I have mine in my woodshop, and in there if a line is in the wrong place you will end up kicking yourself in the head. I don't know how the Germans manage it, but this thing makes points you could use to stab rhinos, they don't break, and they stay sharp.

Remember in grade school there would be that crank operated sharpener bolted to a shelf somewhere in the class? You could go over there any time and make your pencil perfect. Some years the class sharpener was a dud, it had a catch in it, a bent lever or a lousy bearing, but some years it was perfect. Grade 4, that was the year my class had a perfect sharpener, I'll always remember that smooth whirl and the perfect pencils it made...

In the house where I grew up, there was a fabulous pencil sharpener (the school type) screwed into the wall in the utility room. I'm pretty sure it was there when we moved in in 1970. My mom left it there when she moved. I regret it all the time. I feel your pain.

I'll probably get taken out to the Grumpy woodshed for this, but why not use mechanical pencils? They're cheap, and never need to be sharpened.I use them a lot for preliminary sketches and markups on drawings. They have the advantage of being easier to erase than pen notes.I will say that his site is interesting.

love it ... wonder how much he charges to resharpen the pencil after you've used it?

my eldest hasn't got her "pen licence" yet at school so writes in pencil ... the number of times i've noticed that her work would be improved dramatically with the application of a pencil sharpener is frustrating!

David Rees was interviewed a few years ago on NPR's Weekend Edition about the aftermath of stealing a bottle of rum from another student at his five-year college reunion. The show page is at Weekend Edition but there's a better mp3 at another site also. Strange, strange guy.

(I took note of this because I'm an Oberlin alum too. However I never stole any booze while I was there.)

@The Mother: Seriously? Sharpie makes a LIQUID PENCIL?!?!!! I have an obsession with writing utensils of all kinds. I like a good smooth writing blue pen, all kinds of pencils, and Sharpies! Combining two of my favorites in one, I MUST have a Sharpie pencil! Where did you get it? Please enlighten me!

I actually prefer a pencil to pen if the softness is just right. I have taken to using fine lead mechanical pencils precisely because I like to maintain a certain width to the point.

It is good to see a craftsman take pride in his work...however, how the guy makes a living is beyond me. Still, the number of respondents waxing nostalgic about pencils gives me a clue there are a lot of closet pencil lovers out there!

The mechanical pencils are never quite as sharp as a really well-sharpened wooden pencil. A pencil should be sharp enough to cause injury. I finally found some of those little rectangular metal ones that used to have their own spot in those zip-up pencil cases (you know, with the elastic bits that held the pencils and the eraser, and sometimes the eraser had that one end for ink that never worked right? I think sometimes a protractor went in there, too.). They work much better than any plastic sharpener I've found, the only problem being that they don't have a reservoir for the shavings, but that's what wastebaskets are for.

OK no one mentioned the real "draw" of a wooden pencil and sharpener. There is a fragrance associated with them that takes me back to my childhood. I love that smell! The mixture of wood and graphite is heaven. I know; I need to get out more. I have mostly gone to mechanical pencils because of the sharpener issues, but at home I have an awesome sharpener. I found it at an old, family owned used office supply store.

He uses a pocketknife or paring knife. A couple of decades ago, when I was a kid, he always sharpened my pencils for me. I don't know what his secret is, but they wrote better (and longer) than the ones done with an actual pencil sharpener.

(And for those of you doing the math and getting confused, Dad is 85 and was 53 when I was born. Yes, my mom is much younger than he is.)

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