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iPhone 3G Could Be Activated At Home and Cost Full Price For Ineligible Neanderthals

AT&T is slowly releasing details on how their upgrading plan works, closely resembling a lethal injection used on death row inmates. Their methods allow the brains of faithful iPhone 3G prisoners to go numb first. Gizmodo is reporting that people who are ineligible for upgrades will have to pay the full, unsubsidized price for their new iPhone. What? How much will that be? [here] Kill me now Warden!

AppleInsider is reporting that they snagged an internal AT&T memo that offers new activation details as well hinting at a 30 day time limit to activate your iPhone through iTunes or suffer penalties similar to lethal injection or death by unreasonable fees. I have provided links to both articles since they've done a stellar job at laying out the confusing facts about iPhone 3G activation.

I myself will stay focused on the whole prison, death and dying part of participating in the iPhone 3G launch. This is exactly why jail breaking started. Can somebody grab that bar of soap please.via Gizmodo via AppleInsiderTwo-Year Pricing