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If the Weighted Companion Cube could talk, and the Enrichment Center would like to take this opportunity to remind you than it cannot, it would tell you that it would rather die in a fire than see this movie.

The best part is it doesn't talk, and it'll let you watch the game, however, it cannot make you a sammich. Therefore, Weighted Companion Cube is not a good wife, but a great friend when you are stuck in a maze with a homicidal robot who blurts out cake recipes.

The enrichment center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the enrichment center urges you to disregard its advice.

In the game, the Companion Cube was male because the character was female. The androgynous nature of the Cube allows the Cube's companion to decide what sex it should be. But even the male Cubes have a f*ck-hole.

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