My question is, why would anyone of considerable wealth go back in time to the days of feature phones just to have something flashy in their hands, versus having a smartphone? I mean, how would they tweet?

So I was at this party flirting with this chick. and shes like I wonder what kind of phone you have? and boom, I pulled out my safelink. lol. "Its the end of the month and I still got 150 minutes to burn." She was like "damn, even your phone is old school." Yup, that's how I roll. and selfies? whats that? I was doing that back in 2006. We had this thing called a 'camera.' damn noobs.

Well, to this point, I do wonder if having one of these would be that "thing" you pull out at a party to impress. Though, a prospective date could own an iPhone 2G and I'd still focus more on who they are as a person likely.