3. Affix to magnets, I guess? Probably Jo-Ann Fabrics has some. This is getting kind of overinvolved.

4. Put on your fridge.

5. Call your local congressional office and insist on investigations into Hillary Clinton.

(You may have to add in some articles and prepositions. Feel free to find more and better words and phrases in the Ron Paul Survival reports published at TNR or at Mr. Destructo. As always, share the best in the comments.)