Are NASA about to announce the existence of aliens?

NASA are holding a press conference on Thursday to discuss “an astrobiology finding”. If that doesn’t mean they’ve discovered aliens – I don’t know what does. This was announced today on their website:

“NASA will hold a news conference at 2 p.m. EST on Thursday, Dec. 2, to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life. Astrobiology is the study of the origin, evolution, distribution and future of life in the universe.”

You heard it here first. We just hope that ET truly does have cute big googly eyes.

Let me help you out with a sprinkle of critical thinking… the conference is “to discuss an astrobiology finding that will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life”

The key part is the “will impact the search for evidence of extraterrestrial life”. This would suggest that they haven’t found life, but have found something that will help them find evidence in the future.

“If that doesn’t mean they’ve discovered aliens – I don’t know what does.” I agree, you definitely dont know what does