A. Because the Bible says: “The question is in the mind of the man; the answer comes from the Lord.” Proverbs 16:1. Just read it this morning – this being the 16th day of the month. But what we’re doing, you and I — it seems the other way around.

Q. Then why have you summoned me?

A. Because it works. I really try not to summon you too often. It’s a last ditch effort. A gesture of desperation. But – it does work.

Q. So what’s on your mind?

A. My incompetence.

Q. What makes you incompetent?

A. I can’t do it. I can’t even begin to create a simple piano-vocal score. I stare at the page, knowing it should be easy to open up the script to the proper place on one window, find the cue I need to input, input it onto Scroll View on the Finale template in another window; convert it to Page View, and see if it all looks groovy. Yet I stare at both windows mindlessly, aimlessly drawing a blank, and feel guiltier and more helpless every damned day.

A. If it is, then I’m sure not blocked up about any other writing project I’ve got going on. It’s just that those projects are not what I am supposed to be doing. I’m supposed to be notating this grueling, arduous, tedious piano-vocal score that will take me five months to complete even if I do get on the ball with it.

Q. What makes you think you’re supposed to be doing it?

A. I’m supposed to be doing it because nobody will ever produce the show without a written piano-conductor score.

Q. Why not?

A. Because nobody will ever be able to play the piano part, except for me.

Q. Then why don’t you just produce it yourself, and play the piano yourself?

A. Because I don’t have enough money to do so. I can’t even rent out the theater less than two blocks from my house. You can’t do anything without money in this world. It sucks. Talented people go to their graves with their dreams unfulfilled, while people who are rich by inheritance use their money to screw around with high-class call girls.

Q. Is that really always true?

A. No, it is not.

Q. Then why are you so hung up on the theme?

A. I don’t know. I’ve got some kind of chip on my shoulder. I get tired of being lectured by rich people, because they have no idea what it’s like to be poor. Nor do they have any comprehension that I would never want to be rich; never want ot be like them. I only want enough money to produce my show. And still – this piano part – I say I can play it, but that’s a crock. I can’t even play it. It would take a pianist much better than me to play it. So the score needs to be notated, whether I were to self-produce the show or not.

Q. Then what’s keeping you?

A. The block.

Q. What is the essence of the block?

A. I’m not sure. Somewhere between lack of confidence and laziness, or some combination of both.

Q. Are you lazy?

A. Um — no one who truly knows me would characterize me a such.

Q. Do you lack confidence?

A. Yes. I’ve watched over three months go by without me being able to get started on this simple task. How can I not lack confidence?

Q. Is there a way you can proceed without confidence?

A. I hadn’t thought about that. Perhaps so.

Q. How so?

A. Maybe if I — if I pray – if I trust God — if I ask God to just get me through this block on His power, being as my own power is insufficient.

Q. But would that prayer be sufficient?

A. Only if He answers it.

Q. Why would he not answer it?

A. If it is not within His will.

Q. Why would it not be within His will?

A. If my creation of this p-v score is actually not what I am supposed to be doing.

Q. How will you ever know?

A. If I try. If I pray. If I pray, and then open up the windows, and see if the prayer has been answered.

Q. Then why don’t you?

A. I will.

Q. Will you?

A. Yes, I will.

Q. Honestly? How many times in the past three months have you said you would get cracking on this, and yet not budged an inch?

A. Innumerable times.

Q. Then why should this time be any different?

A. Because it has to be.

Q. But what if you don’t even pray? What if you’re scared to?

A. If I don’t pray, then somebody else will. But I will pray.

Q. How do you know you will?

A. Because I just did. And I ask other believers to pray for me as well.