Rising from a failed attempt of the Gamelon empire
to destroy the mighty Yamato, the pair of incandesent, Wolfrum-based lifeforms
know as "The Artificial Suns" descended to earth sometime in
the distant past during the epoc code-named AWA III, and thence attempted
to bring about "The End of the World As We Know It." Unfortunately,
upon further examination of the resulting wreckage, it was discovered that
everyone pretty much "felt fine" about it. Disillusioned at the
failure of their scheme, one half of "The Artificial Suns" known
as "Hil Hughes" traversed the globe, seeking a liklier target
for world domination. He settled, naturally, in Japan, where so many other
world-dominating organizations have successfully wreaked havok. The remaining
half, known as "M.C.Wagner" continues his plans for world destruction
based in the Atlanta area. Some of his recent schemes have inolved the
use of an almighty "Tool," joining forces with those who would
have us believe "They Might Be Giants" (although reports vary)
in the employment of an Angel, an attempt at forcing "Garbage"
on the world, and the use of a sinister form of "Classical Gas."
His efforts continue unabated, although greatly reduced in stature. Unfortunately,
reports have come in that "Hil Hughes" may have returned to the
Atlanta area. The world trembles at the prospect of a re-unition of this
pair.