"They're teenage boys - there's worse things they could be doing," she told a Huffington Post reporter. "It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we'll make it 12 feet tall."

Awesome! (Actually, I was going to say, "she sounds cool with it" but I didn't want to make a cheap joke.)

"They're teenage boys - there's worse things they could be doing," she told a Huffington Post reporter. "It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we'll make it 12 feet tall."

You gotta have neighborhood f*ck-ups. They're the ones living in the shack they got from granny when she died, and as it slowly rots into the ground, they set themselves more and more against the rest of the neighborhood - with their high-falutin' jobs and recent model cars. Those kids are probably doomed.

TeddyBallGame:NewportBarGuy: Are you sure it wasn't a statue of Governor Chafee?

/Obvious

How about a Gordon Fox joke? We can do this. We can be like the Fark RI joke Voltron.

RI itself _is_ the joke. Chafee, Fox, a place called "Central Falls", the windmills that took 1+ years to bring online, the 41 cities/towns in an area smaller than metro Phoenix, the list goes on and on.

The sculpture is officially down," a post to the page explained. "Enough excitement for 2 days. What started as an innocent joke was taken out of proportion by people with nothing else to do but complain. Life is short...keep smiling....and have Fun!I hope they called a giant snow penis doctor for that.

Clearly, RI doesn't have online gaming. Try playing Black Ops II for 30 minutes without seeing a penis in someone's playercard. Usually a penis doing very penis-y things.. you know.. ejaculating, penetrating a ficticious bunghole, being felated by a ficticious woman..

Did something similar about 35 years ago ..... A friend and I made a 6' tall snow penis (in two pieces, not including the balls) and put it in the yard of a convicted child molester about 3 AM.

However, being stupid kids, we also placed about 10 bottle rockets around the snow sculpture. They were linked together with fuse that we bought at a local hobby shop. We lit the fuse and walked casually to my car parked a block away. We made it half way to the car before all Hell broke loose.

In retrospect? I'm sorry that the other people in the neighborhood were deprived of a good night's sleep.

Someone saw us drive off.... The police visited my home the next morning. Since I denied everything I wasn't charged. But the police officers that came to my house smiled, nodded and winked at me as they were leaving.