Want to Spice Up Your Dating Life? How 'Bout Trying a Perfume That Smells Like BBQ?

Yes, ladies, you can finally smell like a spicy rack of ribs, thanks to Pork Barrel BBQ's Que perfume. Yes, there's perfume that's scented like a BBQ sandwich. And the company claims it'll have the men coming a-runnin'.

There's even and ad where they say "a woman on a real blind date senses her date's disinterest. With a judicious misting of Que, she scents herself like a Louisiana-style, dry-rubbed pork butt, primed for post-dessert ravishing."

Um, she smells like pork, and suddenly a man likes her more? I can't even get into the crazy implications of that. Sure, they say a way to a guy's heart is through his stomach, but smelling like smoked pig just doesn't sound sexy. But, then, I'm not a dude. Maybe this is what has been missing from my life. What do you think?