This Happened: ’50 Shades of Grey’-Inspired Onesies

50 Shades of Grey inspired onesies are here, because the world needs those.

I, like millions of women, devoured the 50 Shades trilogy in record time. I found the cheesy inner goddess dialog reason alone to love the kinky series. And while good Grey times were had by all, I can’t think of one solid reason “Little Blips” should wear onesies advertising erotic fiction, 50 Shades baby boom or not.

If anything, Grey-inspired baby onesies seem more like the makings of an outrageous SNL sketch than anything actually created by consumer demand.