Got a Penis Growth Free Sample once. Had to plant the damn thing in the ground, and what a small penis it was. Not even enough for a snack. I will stick with Miracle Grow. Now that gives you a big, beautiful penis.

Yes. I bought an electric hedge clipper earlier this year and the manual is in five or six languages. The English portion is barely readable, other than every freakin' paragraph begins with word like: 'Don't or Do not"; "Warning"; "Caution"; "Danger". Needless to say, I haven't used it yet and I'm thinking of selling it to some other sucker.