Trump versus Clinton The Great Debate

A Republican candidate could walk in the middle of the street and literally shoot someone in the head and the Republicans will still rally around him while simultaneously convincing America that their candidate was just exercising his 2nd amendment right.

But a Democratic candidate could accidentally slip and fall. And all hell will break lose.

Democrats will worry that slipping and falling looks un-presidential and might just blow a 10 point lead.

Others would start looking for a back up candidate just in case the theory above turns out true.

While the last remaining few will wonder why their candidate does not try and shoot someone in the head like the other candidate did. Such is the democratic way of panicking.