Movie Mastery – D&D: Wrath of the Dragon God

It’s our second anniversary and we’re making it D&D Sequel Week, so here’s a horrible D&D sequel, Wrath of the Dragon God. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you actually wrote a movie based around the silly rules and abstractions of tabletop games, without worrying so much about story structure? Spoiler alert, it’d be terrible! Enjoy!

I watched this when I was younger, and when the magmin showed up and started burning everything I was just like “well, that’s what magmin DO. They’re little retarded lava-toddlers who just think that fire is rad, and don’t really get that humans aren’t as into it – or as fireproof – as they are. Says so right in this copy of the AD&D Monster Manual I’ve been learning how to read from.”

So yeah, that scene was actually canon-compliant, because magmin are supposed to be weird dumb fire midgets that cause nothing but trouble.