Archive for August, 2013

Alright my peeps, I hope you’re strapped in for this one because you’re going to be blown off your #$@!$@% seat if you’re not! Here’s one of the hottest babes in the history of the humankind, and one of my top five celebrity babes of all time, Emmanuelle Chriqui, granting my birthday wishes from 2008 and 2009 by slipping into a tiny bikini and hitting the beach in Miami yesterday afternoon… lord have mercy!

Oh man, I’ve been dreaming about this moment for years. Yeah, believe it or not, this is the first Emmanuelle Chriqui candid bikini moment ever. Unless you count that time I sneaked into her backyard. Anyways, she sure doesn’t disappoint, eh? Get a load of that awesome body! And especially her stupendous cleavage! And her shwingtastic booty! And… hell, everything! Alright, I’ve already said too much. Enjoy the mind-blowing photos, and check out the rest (over thirty!) after the jump!

Here’s Jessica Biel doing what she does best in NYC yesterday afternoon, and that’s looking like a sexy little minx and showing off her awesome booty curves… hoochie mama! Oh yeah, her killer booty is busting out big time, even when it shouldn’t be. I mean, you probably wouldn’t even be able to make out any curves on most babes wearing that baggy/loose dress. But not our Jessica, eh? Nice. Enjoy!

Here’s uber hottie Jordana Brewster prancing around West Hollywood yesterday afternoon, and proving once again that she has one of the sexiest/most perfect pair of stems on the entire freaking planet. And in a pair of ultra shorty shorts no less. Nice! Sigh… now that’s what I call shwingtastic perfection. And my future girlfriend. Enjoy the show!

Here’s one of the sexiest models/babes on the entire freaking planet, Rachelle Goulding, hitting us with a sexy dose of skin-tight and revealing workout attire photos for Macy’s and some sexy lingerie photos to boot! Or should I say “to induce a drool-fest”? Yeah, that’s the one. Alright, enough blabbing; enjoy the sizzling photos, and check out the rest after the jump!

Here’s model and uber babe Lane Lindell, who we don’t get to see nearly enough of, making up for lost time by unleashing her insanely awesome bikini hotness in a ton (i.e. over seventy!) of sizzling photos that will blow your freaking mind! And induce a drool-fest. And make you weak at the knees. And make you squirm. And… you guys stopped reading after I said “Lane Lindell” and “bikini”, right? Well, I don’t blame you. Enjoy!

Here’s a newly blond Hayden Panettiere (wowzers!) making her way to her “Late Show With David Letterman” taping in NYC yesterday afternoon, and looking like a sexy little minx and unleashing her rollercoaster curves while doing so… hoochie mama! Get a load of that killer little booty. And her ever-growing bosom. And her sexy little legs. And… oh hell, everything from head to toe! But seriously, I’m especially mesmerized by that shwingtastic little booty. And her new blond look as well. Alright, enough blabbing; enjoy the photos and try not to drool all over yourselves!

Here’s Jessica Biel prancing around NYC on a rainy day, and still looking like a drop dead sexy babe even if it looks like the rain washed away most of her make-up. But then again I’m pretty much only checking out her sexy stems in skin-tight leggins. And so are you, so… enjoy!

I really don’t know much about Lindsey Morgan other than she’s an actress, and that she’s one of the hottest babes I’ve seen in years. Here she is prancing around Vancouver the other day and looking absolutely adorable and showing off her killer little body and wicked cleavage. Wow. I wasn’t kidding when I said that she’s one of the hottest babes I’ve seen in years, eh? This girl is absolutely banging from head to toe! Yup, this looks like the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Enjoy!