Drinking game for ''Literature/HouseOfLeaves'':* Take a sip every time the word "fuck" appears. If that doesn't kill you, add these;* Do a body shot every time Johnny Truant has a one-night-stand, or lusts after Thumper.* Take a sip every time Johnny whines about how strange Zampanò and his writing is.* Take a sip every time Johnny hallucinates.* Take a sip every time Johnny does drugs.* Take a sip every time you find a hidden message of StealthPun.* Take a sip every time [[color:blue:house]] appears in blue.** Take a shot when it's in another language.* [[color:red:Take a sip every time the minotaur is mentioned.]]* Take a sip every time a passage is typeset upside-down, sideways, or mirrored.* Do a shot every time there's a footnote longer than one full page.* Take a sip every time the editors have their own footnote.** Take a shot when it's to finish one of Johnny's footnotes in which he digresses.----