Scary Robot Is Subway Halloween Hero

He wouldn’t take the tinfoil-clad
bucket off his head, so we don’t know who this hero is who got off
the F train last night at Bergen Street. But we caught a glimpse of
him as he got fairly mangled in the subway turnstile exit, and so
if you see a bald-ish English-ish man with a ton of brutal
costume-related cuts on his hands today, buy him lunch, for he is a
hero of Halloween.

I’m not sure I can even explain why this was the funniest thing
I’ve ever seen. It didn’t help that the woman with him kept saying
“YOU’RE SUCH A SCARY ROBOT” and he would just say “GRRRRRR.”