The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Do you see it?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I can‘t remember."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

THERE IS MAN AT THE PARK SITTING ON THEBENCH CRYING. SOMEONE ASKED, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? HE REPLIED: I HAVE JUST MARRIED THIS BEAUTIFUL 30 YEAROLD GIRL, SHE IS WONDERFUL, SHE COOKSDELICIOUS MEALS, SHE KEEPS THE HOUSE VERYCLEAN, SEX IS GREAT! THE MAN ASKED: SO WHY ARE YOU CRYING? THE ELDERLY MAN ANSWERED: I FORGOTWHERE I LIVE.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The 60 year old responded, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The 60 year old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it. "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"The 60 year old responded again, "Who said he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The 60 year old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Who said he wanted to?"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear. Everything there was, she had a go.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake. Then off to a movie theater, more burgers, popcorn, cola and sweets. At last she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened and she groaned, "Actually I meant dress size."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that.

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times.You gotta let your rosebuds show!" and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes downstairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die.

She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate.

"Loosen up, sweetie. If you can show off your rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie.

Wake up, sit up, cheer up, suck it up, get up, get up, get up outta that bed!!!

Open the blinds and....

"Let the sunshine Let the sunshine in The sun-shine in."

Give your partner a big wet one, and if you don't have a partner then I'll be happy to substitute.

Just make sure you brush before you send me any kisses.

Your favorite breakfast is ready and waiting.

Have a happy day everyone.

joe

Edited by gymcandy1 (01/16/1307:50 PM)

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Hey Joe There's my kiss for you. You haven't served my favorite breakfast in I don't know when. I bet you can't even remember what it is but you've been very busy lately. I bet Baby is thrilled that you're coming home. I'm so glad for you.

I think I missed posting earlier today. I had the day off and didn't even use my puter at all. I hope you all had a good day.

Midgie, I know Joe didn't forget what your favorite breakfast is. In case he doesn't see it in time, there will be a stack of BB pancakes waiting for you.

Joe, have a happy day!

I will be working like crazy to get done and I have to go to a buffet at the reception hall with daughter to check out the food and finalize the menu for the wedding. I don't have time to go, but I'd rather miss sleep than miss her appointment.

Joe only one more!!!! Then some time off for good behavior!! May the time fly so you can get started. Thanks for the chuckles.

Ana sounds like a fun time at the buffet, enjoy! Just a nice break from the corner. Hope the corner is going well for you though.

Haroula have a lovely day!

Gerry thanks for the hot coffee. Hits the spot this morning since it was below zero.

venus have fun at work!!!

Connie glad hubby's doc visit went well. Thanks for the treats and have a nice day!

Oh Gail that sounds like a fun coffee get together!! Enjoy! I'd take your six inches of snow for what we have coming Saturday. An Artic blast of cooooold air. On Monday the high for the day will be below zero. Brrrrrr I want my January thaw.

Good morning all you happy Gameboomers, (and the unhappy ones too). It's a warmer morning here. Nice. Gonna be 70 maybe if we get what was promised. I'm ready for warmth.

Sidewalk project still on limited activity. Found out why. The 'inspector' from somewhere, didn't like the DIRT they were using. Huh? Something about not compacting correctly. I remember on the other street, they had to add concrete to the dirt on the actual road before asphalting, but this one is the whole project. Sounds like maybe they might make the company rip out the ENTIRE completed work. Ohhhh! Hope it's going better today. Would be terrible thing. The company that won the bid only gets what they were offered moneywise and any 'extras' come out of the profit. Ready for this one to be done and done.

Off to walk in a few. Will check on progress.

Waiting all day from 8 till 5 for the thrift store to pick up donations (they left a bag on Monday, said to put it out on Wednesday). They never came. Now I have to lug all that stuff back to my shed. Not happy. Wasn't the usual place I donate, and they might never get any of my goodies now. Waste of my time, sigh.

It is cold and snowing in AL. It's not snowing on my house but it is a few miles north. It won't stick around so the kids who have it will enjoy it, though there is a whopper of a wind with it...so maybe not. We will have a fire later today..a real honest-to-goodness wood fire instead of the little fake log fires we've been having.

Boys will most likely be here today though they aren't supposed to be here til tomorrow. They are staying through Monday.

Their loft beds arrived today so weather permitting, we will be staining them and assembling them this weekend.

I'm sooo tired today....just not sleeping well and it's really taking a toll.

Back later

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