A Day in the Life of Lil B (New Years Eve 2010)

9:00 AM: Wake up. Or think about what it would be like to wake up, since the BasedGod doesn’t sleep!

9:15 AM: Feeling hungry, need to get a balanced breakfast—stay balanced, stay Based…damn, Based God, I’m all out cereal! Gotta make a run to the supermarket. #supermarketswag.

9:45 AM: I’m in the mood for some Frosted Flakes; 30 h**** on my d**** at Aisle 5 cause I look like Tony the Tiger.

9:52 AM: Cleanup on Aisle 5

9:54 AM: “$3.42 is your total, will that be all for you today?
“Yeah”
“Is that credit or debit?”
“A hundred thousand on credit, ten million on my left wrist, b****!”
“Thanks, have a nice day and a happy New Year.”

10:00 AM: Late resolution: I need new Based freestyles for the new year! 60 on my d*** cause look like Baby New Year? Nah, I’ll think of something better..