You are noted Canadian electronic artist Deadmau5. You have a shiny blue Nyan Cat-themed Ferrari 458 Italia for the Gumball 3000. What do you do when you go on a coffee run? Why, you take Toronto mayor (and occasional crack user) Rob Ford with you, of course!

Threatening people over the Internet isn't a terribly effective or advisable way to sell your car. But when you live in Toronto, and Rob Ford is your mayor, a threat to vote for him may light some fires under the asses of potential buyers.

Oh, Rob Ford. What are we going to do with you? Apparently nothing, since you aren't leaving office even though you admitted you smoke crack and, as of this morning, also drink and drive sometimes. The hits keep a-comin'!

Ford is a common last name, but it's an unfortunate name to have when you're trying to sell good cars and there's crack-buying mayor Rob Ford stealing all of the headlines. So Ford Motor Company is wasting no time in preventing their iconic images being associated with the embattled Toronto official.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, a man world renowned for his prodigious drinking and crack-smoking, is also less-renowned for being one of the few big city mayors to drive himself around. This, despite the world-renowned ability for drugs and alcohol to destroy your ability to drive. Finally, that's going to change.

Rob Ford, the wacky, racially insensitive Toronto mayor who's feeling the heat today after Gawker reported (and other news outlets have corroborated) that there exists a video of him smoking crack cocaine, is also embroiled in another Canadian scandal involving cars and fridge magnets.