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Another one for my Canadian friends

A guy from Australia, a guy from Texas , and a guy from Maine are sitting in a bar, brgging about their respective countries. The guy from Texas says," Back in Texas, we have Jackrabbits that dress out at 120 lbs!!" The guy from Australia says," thats nothing mate,, down in Australia we have kangaroos that dress out over 200 lbs!!" the guy from Maine says," Ayuh, thats nothing,, Up in Maine ,, we got FROGS that can carry sheetrock""

hmmmmm..... ya lost me on that one... but the gears grindin away are telling me that frog has a second meaning... but ya know, you could alter that joke, because you know the difference between a full grown bull moose and a maine woman??? about 20lbs and a flanel shirt...