Adam Weinstein

It seems like it couldn't miss: a pointed Christmastime yarn about a prickly, single preacher and a beloved candle. Yet one paper called it "stiff and hollow," and another said it "takes the easy way out in a cheesy climax." How could this big-studio flick get the shaft, when it's linked to a household name like Santorum?

Alas, the Republican former Pennsylvania senator's spotless reputation appears unable to save The Christmas Candle, the holiday behemoth that his "faith-based film studio," EchoLight, expected to deeply penetrate markets this holiday season. Instead, it hit theaters last week and went flaccid, grossing less than $2 million in two weeks, according to the Guardian.

But even if moviegoers aren't ready for Santorum's Dickens-style tale of a taper—or his studio's other big package project, directed by Corbin Bernsen!—don't expect the faithful politico to get frothy over his failures. "The devil for a long, long time has had these screens for his playground," he's said of the biz. "And he isn't gonna give it up easily."

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Stay strong, Rick. We're all praying he gives it up to you eventually.