Fifty Shades of Grey, the Album + Daniel Day Lewis as Abe Lincoln = Eight Items or Less

1.Fifty Shades of Grey: The Classical Album is coming to get your money on September 18th. The album "aims to provide the perfect accompaniment to the Fifty Shades reading experience, setting a mysterious and alluring atmosphere with just the slightest hint of danger..." The songs, hand-picked by EL James herself, features Pachelbel's 'Canon in D,' the 'aria' from Bach's Goldberg Variations and more. Oy.

2. Here's a first look at Daniel Day-Lewis as Lincoln in Steven Spielberg's new biopic. [via EW]