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There’s nothing better. Then finally getting to use the bathroom. After you’ve been holding that bad boy back, for hours. You know the feeling. When your body actually hurts, because you’ve been squeezing your ass muscles for so long. And when you finally sit down. It shoots out like shotgun. Like a soda that has’ been shaken up for 20 minutes.. I remember working on the construction field. I always seemed to get stuck on the sites. Where the port a potty looked like a group of wild apes had a party inside of it. Shit on the seat. Piss on the walls. And the kind of smell that made your nose hair sizzle. I swear I’d rather hold it. Or shit in the woods, if one was around. Then even consider plopping a loaf out in the port a potty. I learned fast that a empty drywall bucket. Was more sanitary then the shit covered spot a pot. I’ll tell you what else disgusts me. Have you went over someones house, and asked to use the bathroom ? Only to find a log the size of a Big Mac floating around in their. I know I should just flush it, and forget it. But for some reason I can’t. It’s just one of those things that makes me nauseated. I swear, one time I saw an old lady pick up a pile of hers’ dog shit. With no gloves or nothing !!! I almost vomited. Some things I will never be able to understand. Anyway I put a pretty funny ass video I did. Click on the link on the bottom to check it out. I can guarantee you never heard a story/poem like this before. Until next time. B good, and have a good day………………… Remember to check out the video link on the bottom.

Does a Snickers really satisfy ? They might be delicious and everything, but do they satisfy ? Lets just say some guy that has been stranded in the desert, or help captive. He comes crawling in the room and he has the choice of a medium pizza or a snickers bar. What one do you think he would take. I don’t care if it’s packed with peanuts, it’s not going to satisfy. Now the pizza might do the job, and they never claim to satisfy. Yeah it’s a catchy slogan, but have they been lying to us for years ? The conspiracy of the snickers bar slogan deepens. I question their honesty now.

You know what else I never fell for. The what would you doOOoo for a Klondike bar. I’m not barking like a dog in the middle of the street for a $0.79 ice cream. Hell I might not even pay the $.79 for it. I’d probably just a buy a chocolate eclair. I don’t even think that Klondikes are that good. And what’s up with York peppermint patty. I’ve never bitten into a peppermint patty and then felt like I was on top of the Swiss Alps playing some six foot bugle horn. At best I might take a bit and say “Hey this is pretty good.”

You remember that old tootsie pop commercial ? The one with owl. “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?” Then the owl eats the kids lolly pop. I would of shot that owl. I’d of been like “WHAT MR. OWL !!! YOU WANNA STEAL MY SHIT!!!” Then pumped his ass full of shells. Honestly he stole the kids tootsie pop. Poor little kid was just asking a question and got his shit took. What an ass. Anyway I really don’t know why I wrote this, but I kind of enjoyed it.