Or a guy, or barnyard animal, or whatever, that you wish you could go back in time and chase before they became famous?

I was thinking about Cassandra Peterson today. She's "Elvira," but man, she was red, red RED HOT when she was in her early 20's. And she's from Manhattan, KS. I like local girls.

Have you ever seen your cat's teeth chatter and tail twitch when they look out the window and see a bird on the bird feeder? Cassandra Peterson does that for me. Yowza... and I like her much better as a redhead than in the Elvira get up.

Or a guy, or barnyard animal, or whatever, that you wish you could go back in time and chase before they became famous?

I was thinking about Cassandra Peterson today. She's "Elvira," but man, she was red, red RED HOT when she was in her early 20's. And she's from Manhattan, KS. I like local girls.

Have you ever seen your cat's teeth chatter and tail twitch when they look out the window and see a bird on the bird feeder? Cassandra Peterson does that for me. Yowza... and I like her much better as a redhead than in the Elvira get up.

Who would you chase?

If I have the power to TIME TRAVEL, why the hell do I have to limit it to yet-to-be-famous women? ****, I'd show 'em my time machine and demand a BJ before a single foot is stepped in there. Tell me a single goddamn person on earth who would say no?

This thread is now going to be: If you could time travel, but had to give a BJ for the opportunity, would you?

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If I have the power to TIME TRAVEL, why the hell do I have to limit it to yet-to-be-famous women? ****, I'd show 'em my time machine and demand a BJ before a single foot is stepped in there. Tell me a single goddamn person on earth who would say no?

This thread is now going to be: If you could time travel, but had to give a BJ for the opportunity, would you?

Who do I have to give the BJ to?

Can I invest while in the past? Because at that point the question just devolves into "How much would you have to get paid to give a BJ?"

If I could invest in Microsoft or something, I'd suck off Mandingo if need be. Working sucks and I'd like to not have to do that anymore.

You should've gone with Freddie Mercury (afterall, we have a time machine)...and were I you and feeling particularly dickish, I'd have made it be the early 90's Freddie Mercury that looked like a vampire because of the makeup they had to use to hide his sores...

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