Part one2 min. credit roll and song - Hurray for Santa Claus, which has a very groovy, Austin Powers kind of beat. Santa, played by John Call, Pia Zadora is a young martian girl. Then we join correspondent Andy Henderson at the North Pole for an interview with Santa. Martian children messmerized by Earth programs on the video tube. So Kemo, the Martian leader decides he must seek advice from Chochum, the old one in the forest. He tells them Mars needs their own Santa Claus.

The Martians come to take Santa.

Chemo and his wife wonder what's wrong with all the children on Mars. Nice hat.

Part twoA crew assembles and takes a stealth spaceship to Earth to kidnap Santa. The Martians land on Earth only to find hundreds of Santas on Earth - most of them ringing bells outside of department stores. Soon they learn from 2 children, Billy and Betty, that there's only ONE real Santa - and he lives at the North Pole.

Part threeThe Martians take Santa, Billy and Betty back to Mars. The media learns of the horrific events and the government plans to launch a new test rocket - created by Werner Von Green. Too bad... the Martians get away and take Santa back to Mars.

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Young Pia Zadora watching Earth programs on the video tube with her brother

Part fourA Nuclear curtain of death! oh no! Santa Claus works the new and improved computerized, mechanized, automated toy factory! He can't believe that his role is now a button pusher, not that different than the person typing this :) PLUS... the gripping conclusion to this Mega Martian Melodrama.

Chochum, the 800 year old wise martian who lives in the forest. "Our children need a Santa"... hmmm I wonder if Chochum would make a good Martian Santa, instead of just stealing OUR Santa... Sheeeez.