Details about the release have yet to be revealed – besides the films being released in one big box set, or as two separate trilogies - so here's hoping George Lucas and his army of minions will consider fan input. Such as:

2. If you don't like the Muppet Sy Snootles: Include an option to watch eps. IV-VI with or without the special-edition stuff added. This will please the legion of fans who worship craptacular CGI'ed dewbacks.

3. Y'know that picture of her sunbathing that made the viral rounds a while back...?: One vaguely informative bit we do know is: the set will include “never-before-seen deleted and alternate scenes.” Not sure exactly what these are; many of us want to see the elusive scene with Luke and Biggs on Tatooine, or the original Jabba-the-Hutt-as-a-human bit. But hopefully they include extensive footage of Leia being fitted for her slave-girl outfit by Jabba's personal clothiers.

4. Meesa hate Gungans: Jar Jar Binks is digitally removed from all prequels and replaced with Admiral Ackbar, whose only line is “It's a trap!” repeated over and over again. The new dialogue will be equally relevant.

5. “I don't like sand”: Reduce “Attack of the Clones” to a montage of Obi-Wan fighting Jango Fett, Natalie Portman running around with a ripped shirt and the climactic Yoda/Dooku/Obi-Wan/Anakin lightsaber battle. I don't care how sultry Portman looks in that black-leather outfit, I will hurl myself into the Sarlaac before I ever listen to the Anakin-Amidala dialogue bits again.

Ah, what the heck, let's torture ourselves one last time. Unleash your hate:

6. Leave the Ewoks alone: Yes, they're annoying, cutesy, jabbering teddy bears, and you can see the zippers down their backs. But I have a confession to make: I love them. As a child of the 1980s who first saw “Return of the Jedi” at age 9, the Ewoks were a wonderful addition to the saga. Even the live-action TV movies starring them - surely utterly unwatchable now - were fun back when I was young and foolish. Yub Nub forever!

7. Replace Ian McDiarmid with a Muppet: On second thought, that wouldn't make much difference.

8. Include the “Star Wars Holiday Special” as an Easter egg: Like Disney with “Song of the South,” George Lucas pretends this terrifyingly awful thing never existed. It surely deserves the hi-def treatment instead of umpteenth-generation bootleg videocassettes, right? We're with your psychotherapist, George – time to confront this horror and get over it. ITCHY AND LUMPY WILL NOT BE DENIED!

Any other input from my fellow “Star Wars” geeks out there?

(Note: I wasn't really writing Boba Fett fanfic. That was a joke. I was writing Teebo fanfic.)