"Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the entire street." -- Sherlock

"Look, I'm in shock, I have a blanket." -- Sherlock

"Sorry. Hello. Doctor not following this. Doctor very lost. You never said I was hot?"--Eleventh Doctor

" People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey... stuff."--Tenth Doctor