Los Hermanos de la Agonía Rethink Their Professional Sports Career

I swear, Carl, I thought this would be an cushy gig. Just a lotta jumping around and yelling, take a couple falls, but nobody really gets hurt. I just had no idea that being a masked wrestler was gonna be this hard, man.

They’ve been washed for a sheep show. The blankets keep them clean until they actually go in the ring. I haven’t seen many sheep blankets that cover the face as well as the body, but I mostly know people that raise Suffolks (lambs with black short-har faces) and not Dorsets (lambs with white, wooly faces.)

When I was a little girl, every Friday night I could stay up and watch the “scary” movie that played on TV at midnight and often it was an El Santos movie. He would battle mommies and zombies, always wearing his mask even when wearing a 3 piece suit!

Love those lambjams ! But then I’m a city girl. I live (for the last 3 weeks before I move) in a small-ish agricultural community & those would send the the 4-H judges & all sheep people here into hysterics ! (& NOT in a good way) Too bad our fair just ended! I would have wanted to buy a sheep to show just to watch them freak out over the lambjams !

Aherm, Geek Alert: “Turnbuckles” are hardware joining two things together, frequently used in joining two metal cables together, or joining a cable to a metal fitting. There is a thingy in the middle (the buckle) that you turn to tighten the cables, hence, turnbuckle. When I was a little girl, my father had a sailboat, and when the cables on either side of the mast, being the tall thing that the sail was raised on, (the “stays”) had to be tightened for any reason, the turnbuckles would have to be adjusted by placing a screw driver into the buckle, and then the buckle would be turned appropriately. Geek alert ended. You may now resume your usual activity.