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Into the Woods
Season 3, Episode 6 - Aired November 8, 2015

Jake and Charles convince Terry to take a weekend camping trip as a much needed "babymoon," but they soon realize it might not be the idealistic weekend for which they had hoped. Meanwhile back at the precinct, Holt gives Rosa some important relationship advice and Amy enlists Gina's help to prepare her for an important presentation.

Episode Quotes

Boyle: Is the equipment secure?Jake: Check.Boyle: Weapon loaded?Jake: Check.Boyle: Did you have breakfast?Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.Boyle: I added it because I care about you.Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.Boyle: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.Boyle: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

Sergeant Jeffords: Look, man, I've got two kids, a job, and a very pregnant wife. I get one hour a week to myself on Sundays.
You know what I do with that time? I run a hot bubble bath, wheel in a TV, and watch sports bloopers.Boyle: Sports bloopers?Sergeant Jeffords: They're hilarious and relaxing, and they humanize my heroes.

Marcus: Uncle Ray, thank you for loaning me you best detective for lunch.Captain Holt: My pleasure. Of course, she is entitled to 45 minutes as per her union contract.

Rosa: Things aren't working out.
I don't want to talk about it.Captain Holt: I regret the words we've already spoken.

Sergeant Jeffords: Those woods are full of ticks. It's Lyme disease central.Jake: So we'll get some bug spray.Sergeant Jeffords: Plus that cabin's probably covered in black mold.Jake: Racist.