And so, just like that*, your fearless leader and master of stick figure animations, Mr. Strip Club With Stanton, AKA: @BoobiesNStanton, was engaged!

Now, I know this might upset some of you ladies, because I know you only read this site so you can feel a deeper connection with a guy you know nothing about, other than that he's so super funny and adorable, but I promise you that this changes nothing between us. And, fellas, I'll still continue to post pictures of lady parts from time to time, so no worries there, either. The future Mrs. Boobies is TOTES COOL with my ridiculousness!

A little over two years ago, this site was launched, inspired by the great Zoo With Roy. In that time, the amount of support I've received from you internet strangers has been staggering. I don't do this to get famous, and I don't even care if I go to the strip club with GIANCARLOCRUZMICHAELSTANTON anymore. I do this for you. Because I [heart] you. And I think that deep down, you [heart] me, too.