Gag all you want, you sissy queens: that thing is real! Is there ever a case in which more than enough is just enough? Dick R. lives up to his name as his unbelievably large cock is on display here for all cummers. The Titanic of gay porn, both Dick's meatslab and that ill-fated ship bob up and down, but Leo's not to be found here. After his pathetic little "contributions" to the film Total Eclipse who cares?

This is essentially an all-solo flick that sports some horrendous music and even more horrific clothes. But the meat here is some of the biggest ever put on tape. The highlight has to be Italian stud Rambone working his genuinely oversized calzone to fever pitch.

Watch for his turning his piece out on a hot dog bun, slathering it in all sorts of condiments, and even getting a good ol' mouthful of Ol' Faithful itself. Standard stuff, but a size-queen's dream come true.