Sense of security

Scoffing at "scofflaw cyclists"

Safe

Best. Comment. Ever.

I don't usually read the comments sections of newspaper websites, as
they tend to be the gathering place of knuckle-dragging neaderthals, but
I did chance upon this little gem by "Brighton Snob" (February 10, 2010,
8:24AM), in response to an article about new weekend parking restrictions on Beach Road:

This is outrageous. Everyone knows roads are for parking cars on, how
else do you explain the Monash freeway? And it's not right that all
the millionaires living along beach road be required to share their
[road?] with peasants, after all its their money that lobbies the
government to force poor people to pay more taxes to fix the roads.
Bicycle riders should know their proper place, the ditch on the side
of the road. Furthermore, as someone that once saw a bicyclist
jaywalk, I am an expert and can confidently assert that all bicyclists
are rapists.