It’s not really fair that God blessed a chick with a busted face like Jenni Farley aka JWoWW’s with such a beautiful pair of enormous chesticles. It goes without saying that for the sake of this post the role of God will be played by some plastic surgeon in New Jersey. Either way, these things are wasted on someone like JWoWW, they should be used to highlight a beauty like Anne Hathawayor Maria Menounos, not distract us from some nasty ass face. I know that big boobies have been doing that for years, that’s kind of their purpose, but it might be time for a change. What the hell am I saying?