The Am I Paranoid Test

Sneaky Weasel

Well well... it seems you are ###% paranoid! Keep it up!

What have we here... the Sneaky Weasel. Unlike the Innocent Bunny who believes the world is a pure and lovely place with nothing but nice people inhabiting it, you have your doubts. Healthy doubts my friend. Because you know too we are all being watched. Still, you made a fine balance between living a life as a free human being and that of a paranoid freak living in constant fear. You are a bit of both acturally. I'm sure you'll agree. Now... let us forward the data to the Pentagon. Because you took this test, you surely don't mind.

Well... you are the king when it comes to paranoia. As a Sly Fox you live in constant fear, but, you get good rewards for your behaviour: no-one knows who you truly are. And that's great, isn't... Read more