I walked through a spider web while taking my dog for a walk the other day. I flipped my ****. I live near a mountain and there are a lot of woods around me so I get a lot of spiders, especially in my bathroom. I vaccum those bitches up so it's no big deal and they don't scare me if I see them. But if I get one on me or I walk through a web, I lose it.

I had a friend who was deathly afraid of spiders once. He lived down the street from me and his girlfriend was at his house. They saw a spider and both were too scared to kill it so they called me. I killed the spider but what I should have done is stolen his girl because he was to big of a ***** to deserve an attractive female.

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Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.

You guys need to nut up. Spiders aren't bad at all unless they have fangs. Then I keep clear. Wolf Spiders ar absolutely harmless, BB. I hike a trail that becomes nothing but small rocks once you reach to peak of the mountain and there are hundreds of wolf spiders, and all they do is disperse when they feel the vibrations of you walking. Nothing to be scared of with spiders except the chemicals that certain ones can inject into you. Be afraid of that, not spiders, lol.

I got bit by a spider over my eye a few weeks ago. Got a nice, quarter sized swollen ball over a few days over my eye. Eventually got tired of seeing the swelling so i sanitized my pocket knife and i rambo'd that ****. Cut it and drained it, just kept cleaning it with neosporin and alcohol for the next couple of days and it eventually healed. Wasn't that bad, just really annoying.

You guys need to nut up. Spiders aren't bad at all unless they have fangs. Then I keep clear. Wolf Spiders ar absolutely harmless, BB. I hike a trail that becomes nothing but small rocks once you reach to peak of the mountain and there are hundreds of wolf spiders, and all they do is disperse when they feel the vibrations of you walking. Nothing to be scared of with spiders except the chemicals that certain ones can inject into you. Be afraid of that, not spiders, lol.

Irrelevant when you have a phobia. No matter how many times someone tells me that they're harmless, I lose the ability to think logically when one is around. A phobia makes your fight-or-flight kick in when it's not needed and you panic.

One of my biggest fears is someone coming at me with a real spider. I would hurt them and I wouldn't be controlling myself during it.

I got bit by a spider over my eye a few weeks ago. Got a nice, quarter sized swollen ball over a few days over my eye. Eventually got tired of seeing the swelling so i sanitized my pocket knife and i rambo'd that ****. Cut it and drained it, just kept cleaning it with neosporin and alcohol for the next couple of days and it eventually healed. Wasn't that bad, just really annoying.

my scent?...like making love to a lumberjack
<TACKLE> i will ngata give you a bj raji
<+BOE> Scott, with Burfict's character concerns (whether legit or not) you think Pioli would draft him. :D
<+ScottWright> Why not. Baldwin does need a sparring partner...

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What's with the hate on Ricky Stanzi? Those youtube clips of him with the hulk hogan theme music instantly make him better than Luck.

Spiders are great, so much better to have around than the **** like flies and mosquitoes that they destroy!

That said, spider webs are a pain in the ass, the spiders I'm not afraid of, you can kill them if you see them, but spiderwebs you walk into without seeing and then you basically think "did the spider land on me" and have to find that ******, empty spider webs are just a mind ****.

Irrelevant when you have a phobia. No matter how many times someone tells me that they're harmless, I lose the ability to think logically when one is around. A phobia makes your fight-or-flight kick in when it's not needed and you panic.

One of my biggest fears is someone coming at me with a real spider. I would hurt them and I wouldn't be controlling myself during it.

That is one of my biggest fears too. Someone running at me with a spider is a no-no. Seriously, If a gun was in my hand the person would be shot til he and said spider are both dead.

Irrelevant when you have a phobia. No matter how many times someone tells me that they're harmless, I lose the ability to think logically when one is around. A phobia makes your fight-or-flight kick in when it's not needed and you panic.

One of my biggest fears is someone coming at me with a real spider. I would hurt them and I wouldn't be controlling myself during it.