Poor Ally McBeal just can't keep a good man, it seems. Following Robert Downey Jr's departure from the love-and-lawyers show amid his drugs problems, Jon Bon Jovi has decided that he will also quit the programme because, well, it's all going a little too fast for him. The singer, who has appeared as the love interest of Ally – played by Calista Flockhart – explained, 'They either want me to marry Ally, or it's over, but I have a day job. I've already started a record with my band. I want to finish it and go on tour. I have four other guys in Jersey going "Hey, what the ...?"' Ally, will you never learn?