So many nominations, so little Oscars. A new upcoming role will change this breach of justice for sure.

Yes, we all know about The Crowded Room already. This movie is based on Daniel Keyes' book telling us the story of Billy Milligan, a man with a mental disorder such as MP (multiple personalities in a head). 24 personalities "lived" in his head, and it seems our dear Leonardo decided to play them all to shock the Academy and have them over a barrel.

Ouch. Do you believe he will play all 24? We don't. Milligan had ten core personalities, 13 undesirable ones, and The Teacher who was like a boss to control that "party" in Billy's head. We bet DiCaprio will try to pay those core ten!

Who were they? The infographic has been designed to help Leo puzzle out (you must agree, it's not easy to play ten different characters at once, especially when they all are of different age, sex, IQ, and occupation) and help us understand "who is who"for not getting lost in all those "DiCaprio"s on the screen.

Let's help Leo get an Oscar. Ten core personalities of Billy Milligan make his chances ten times as big.

10 Core Characters for DiCaprio to Play

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexs64/lets-help-dicaprio-win-that-goddamned-oscar-a035Mon, 21 Sep 2015 03:14:04 -0400<b>One movie - 24 (!) characters to play. Go on, Leo!</b>alexs64adult<i>Poor, poor Leo...</i>
So many nominations, so little Oscars. A new upcoming role will change this breach of justice for sure.
Yes, we all know about <i><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.theguardian.com/film/2015/mar/02/leonardo-dicaprio-24-personalities-the-crowded-room">The Crowded Room</a></i> already. This movie is based on Daniel Keyes' book telling us the story of Billy Milligan, a man with a mental disorder such as MP (multiple personalities in a head). 24 personalities "lived" in his head, and it seems our dear Leonardo decided to play them all to shock the Academy and have them over a barrel.
Ouch. Do you believe he will play all 24? We don't. Milligan had ten core personalities, 13 undesirable ones, and The Teacher who was like a boss to control that "party" in Billy's head. We bet DiCaprio will try to pay those core ten!
Who were they? The <a rel="nofollow" href="http://bid4papers.com/blog/billy-milligan/">infographic has been designed</a> to help Leo puzzle out (you must agree, it's not easy to play ten different characters at once, especially when they all are of different age, sex, IQ, and occupation) and help us understand "who is who"for not getting lost in all those "DiCaprio"s on the screen.
Let's help Leo get an Oscar. Ten core personalities of Billy Milligan make his chances ten times as big.nonadultnonadultLook Out! These Habits Of Your Favorite Writers Can Make Your Hair Curlhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alexs64/look-out-these-habits-of-your-favorite-writers-ca-a035?utm_term=4ldqpia
These guys rock! Yes, they do. Which of you did not read their masterpieces and dreamt about writing the stories of the same awesomeness and zazz?

Yeah, easier say than do. But what if we reveal the secret why so many famous writers were (and are) really tough guys? Writing skills? Probably. Fertile imagination? Maybe. Awkward habits? Bingo!

Did you know that Faulkner wrote his stories, having shoes on his hands? This man was talented enough to type with his toes! And what about Edith Sitwell? She was able to hit upon the idea of lying in a coffin while writing her poems! And it gets worse...

Bid4Papers guys were brave enough to create the super awesome infographic to lace our boots on habits of famous writers and explain the ways these habits influenced the writings of such gurus as J.R.R. Tolkien, Vicor Hugo, Leo Tolstoy and many others.

After checking this infographic and reading Bid4Papers' thoughts behind some habits of famous writers, it becomes easier to guess what nerves of steel its creators had to collect all this information and still stay in their right mind.

Thoughts Behind Habits of Famous Writers

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexs64/look-out-these-habits-of-your-favorite-writers-ca-a035Tue, 10 Feb 2015 09:29:58 -0500<b><i>These guys rock! Yes, they do. Which of you did not read their masterpieces and dreamt about writing the stories of the same awesomeness and zazz?</i></b>alexs64adultYeah, easier say than do. But what if we reveal the secret why so many famous writers were (and are) really tough guys? Writing skills? Probably. Fertile imagination? Maybe. Awkward habits? Bingo!
Did you know that Faulkner wrote his stories, having shoes on his hands? This man was talented enough to type with his toes! And what about Edith Sitwell? She was able to hit upon the idea of lying in a coffin while writing her poems! And it gets worse...
Bid4Papers guys were brave enough to create the super awesome infographic to lace our boots on habits of famous writers and explain the ways these habits influenced the writings of such gurus as <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.tolkienlibrary.com/press/1160-on-tolkien-writing-myth-vs-language.php">J.R.R. Tolkien</a>, Vicor Hugo, <a rel="nofollow" href="http://blog.pubslush.com/write-like-leo-tolstoy-memory-great-master/">Leo Tolstoy</a> and many others.
After checking this infographic and reading Bid4Papers' thoughts behind some <a rel="nofollow" href="http://bid4papers.com/blog/thoughts-behind-habits-famous-writers/">habits of famous writers</a>, it becomes easier to guess what nerves of steel its creators had to collect all this information and still stay in their right mind.nonadultnonadultYour Reading List: Before The Winds Of Winter Releasedhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alexs64/your-reading-list-before-the-winds-of-winter-rele-a035
George R.R. Martin’s fans can’t wait for The Winds of Winter release! Yes, they can’t. That’s why they search for some other cool books to escape from boredoom of waiting. These books series help them overcome a cold turkey for good fantasy.

The worst nightmare of George R. R. Martin's every fan is... waiting. Waiting for his next book's release. 1-3 years are left till the moment when The Winds of Winter comes to life (or 5-10 years maybe, who knows), and such a long waiting can easily make everyone mad. Is there any medicine that could help here?

Fortunately for us, there are plenty of books which would sound perfect for Martin's fans, and which are able to help you overcome your cold turkey for good fantasy series. An average reader needs up to 10 days to finish one book, so... you need at least 35 cool books to read before The Winds of Winter delights your eyes and minds. Here we have 15 series of books to save you (each series consists of 3 books minimum, that will be more than enough for you to wait for Martin's new masterpiece).

So, what are you waiting for?

1. The Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss

Why you should read it: The story about a great arcanist and his way to become a legend in the world he lives. Here you will find the answer to the question about how power works actually and what we should overcome and sacrifice to get our big game.

Kvothe uses magic, but it is far not the only way to win battles against both his enemies and himself. As well as Martin's books, The Name of the Wind provides a reader with a story about powers and their influence on the world around us.

A quote to remember:“We understand how dangerous a mask can be. We all become what we pretend to be.”

2. The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley

Why you should read it: We all know the influence all female characters of Martin's books have on the story development. Like A Song of Ice and Fire, The Blue Sword is a fantastic story about mythical kingdom, its king, and a girl who will help him get a powerful blue sword and bear it, as it's only a woman who may hold it in her arms.

Passion, magic, power, and suspense. Isn't it a perfect cocktail for those readers who wait for an interesting fantastic story to impress them?

A quote to remember:“...My friend, there are some things that I cannot tell you. Some I will tell you in time; some, others will tell you; some you may never know, or you may be the first to find the answers.”

3. Graceling by Kristin Cashore

Why you should read it: Here you will find another 7 kingdoms and a protagonist who was born to kill people with bare hands since her childhood. Such a skill is called a Grace, and all Gracelings serve to do tortures and punishment. Katsa (a protagonist) is ready to accept her destiny, but everything changes when she meets a stranger named Po who helps her discover the truth about herself and her powers.

A quote to remember:“When a monster stopped behaving like a monster, did it stop being a monster? Did it become something else?”

4. The Malazan Book of the Fallen by Steven Erikson

Why you should read it: This series is perfect for those people who like reading long stories with a huge cast of characters, interesting plot, multiple arcing, many small details, magic, power, and epic dialogues to check again and again. Sounds familiar?

The Malazan Book of the Fallen series consists of ten novels, and it will keep you busy while you are waiting for George Martin's next book release. And you can always check the list of Martin's favourite books by the way, and start reading the books from it to understand the way of his thinking better.

5. The Gunslinger by Stephen King

Why you should read it: The first book of the well-known Dark Tower series, that is a real must-read for fantasy's every fan. It took Stephen King 22 years to finish the story of Roland and his journey to find a tower of both metaphorical and physical nature. The series consists of eight books, the last one of which has been finished in 2012.

Many nations, different magic worlds, a lot of challenges to overcome, various creatures to deal with, a long path to find a way... It's impossible to describe all epic moments of this book, as it is worth calling immortal literature in the world of fantasy genre.

6. The White Queen by Philippa Gregory

Why you should read it: If Sansa is one of your favorite characters in George Martin's story, then this book is a must-read for you. The story of Elizabeth Woodville, a common woman who becomes Queen of England will not leave anyone indifferent.

All events of The Write Queen take place during the Wars of the Roses, that remind us the times described in Martin's series. No book can be a better reading for A Game of Thrones fan, can't it?

A quote to remember:“A man will always promise to do more than he can do to a woman he cannot understand.”

7. The Darkness that Comes Before by R. Scott Bakker

Why you should read it: The first book of the Prince of Nothing series will give you everything you look for in Martin's books: fantasy worlds, wars, intellectual battles, intriguing plot, epic characters, conspiracies, and passion.

That's definitely your thing to read, if you can't live without reading a good fantasy.

A quote to remember:“Faith is the truth of passion. Since no passion is more true than another, faith is the truth of nothing.”

8. Chronicles of the Black Company by Glen Cook

Why you should read it: Wizards, politics, decades of war, intrigues, and exciting fights – this book is perfect for those fans who consider the Wall, Jon Snow, and the Night's Watch their favorite parts of George Martin's series.

A quote to remember:“Evil is relative, Annalist. You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.”

9. The Hedge Knight by George R. R. Martin

Why you should read it: This is a kind of prequel to your beloved saga, though you will find different characters here. This book is one of the Tales of Dunk and Egg series, a storybook of novellas written by Martin and published in 2005; two other books of this series include The Sworn Sword and The Mystery Knight.

A quote to remember:“Sweet lady," said Florian, "all men are fools, and all men are knights, where women are concerned.”

10. Shadowmarch by Tad Williams

Why you should read it: Like Martin's series, this book will indulge you with multiple plotlines, different story lines, and many interesting characters. As well as A Song of Ice and Fire, this book was criticized for taking a long time to get moving.

Shadowmarch is also a part of series with the same name, and unlike Martin's series, it is complete. All books of this series are written and published already, so, you will not have to wait for their release to find out the end of the whole story.

A quote to remember:“Remember that each light between sunrise and sunset is worth dying for at least once.”

11. The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson

Why you should read it: A struggle for the throne between ten princes gives readers an impression they've finally found a series worth checking while Martin's new book is not out yet. “Good” and “evil” are not clearly delineated here, and each chapter describes one character and his long way to getting out of complicated situations, conspiracies and intrigues.

The Way of Kings is the first book of the Stormlight Archive series. So, it will give you enough time to finish reading and brighten up the waiting of The Winds of Winter release.

A quote to remember:“Life before Death.
Strength before Weakness.
Journey before Destination.”

12. The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan

Why you should read it: The series of 14 books about Rand al'Thor, a possible Dragon Reborn who can save the whole world from the Dark One. Simple as that, but this epic fantasy is one of the most sold books after Lord of the Rings, and this fact can serve as a proof of its worth.

All books of this series are finished and published, so, you are welcome to start reading it right now.

A quote to remember:“Well perhaps you humans do have short lives but you do so much with them. Always jumping around, always so hasty and you have the whole world to do it in.”

13. The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie

Why you should read it: No heroes can be found here. A protagonist of this book is a torturer who does not know anything about good, and this fact makes The Blade Itself much more cruel than Martin's series. So, if you decide to start reading it, do not say that we didn't warn you!

Pain, selfishness, betrayal, cynicism... The explosive cocktail of human malices to defeat. This book will not leave anyone indifferent, and it's a must-check for every fan of fantasy genre.

14. The Warded Man by Peter Brett

Why you should read it: This series is not finished yet, though Brett is a Formula 1 driver in comparison with Martin. Here you will find demons who have plagued the world and a Deliverer who has to lead humankind in their victory.

Those readers who like the intimate scenes of Game of Thrones will definitely find this book interesting. We could not imagine it was possible to meet more intimate moments than Martin's series has for us, but The Warded Man dispelled all our doubts.

A quote to remember:“Let others determine your worth and you're already lost, because no one wants people worth more than themselves.”

15. Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb

Why you should read it: A must-read series for all fans of Jon Snow and his direwolf Ghost. A protagonist of Robin Hobb's Farseer Trilogy series is Fitz, a king's bastard who has a special gift called the Wit (ability to bond with animals, dogs in particular).

This is a story about how bastards have to accept their destiny and fight against every injustice.

A quote to remember:“Nothing takes the heart out of a man more than the expectation of failure.”

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexs64/your-reading-list-before-the-winds-of-winter-rele-a035Tue, 06 May 2014 04:58:39 -0400<b>George R.R. Martin&#39;s fans can&#39;t wait for <i>The Winds of Winter</i> release! Yes, they can&#39;t. That&#39;s why they search for some other cool books to escape from boredoom of waiting. These books series help them overcome a cold turkey for good fantasy.</b>alexs64adultThe worst nightmare of George R. R. Martin's every fan is... waiting. Waiting for his next book&#39;s release. 1-3 years are left till the moment when <i>The Winds of Winter</i> comes to life (or 5-10 years maybe, who knows), and such a long waiting can easily make everyone mad. Is there any medicine that could help here?
Fortunately for us, there are plenty of books which would sound perfect for Martin&#39;s fans, and which are able to help you overcome your cold turkey for good fantasy series. An average reader needs up to 10 days to finish one book, so... you need at least 35 cool books to read before <i>The Winds of Winter</i> delights your eyes and minds. Here we have 15 series of books to save you (each series consists of 3 books minimum, that will be more than enough for you to wait for Martin&#39;s new masterpiece).
<i>So, what are you waiting for?</i>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> The story about a great arcanist and his way to become a legend in the world he lives. Here you will find the answer to the question about how power works actually and what we should overcome and sacrifice to get our big game.
Kvothe uses magic, but it is far not the only way to win battles against both his enemies and himself. As well as Martin&#39;s books, <i>The Name of the Wind</i> provides a reader with a story about powers and their influence on the world around us.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;We understand how dangerous a mask can be. We all become what we pretend to be.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008YEA3PQ/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Name of the Wind</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> We all know the influence all female characters of Martin&#39;s books have on the story development. Like <i>A Song of Ice and Fire</i>, <i>The Blue Sword</i> is a fantastic story about mythical kingdom, its king, and a girl who will help him get a powerful blue sword and bear it, as it&#39;s only a woman who may hold it in her arms.
Passion, magic, power, and suspense. Isn&#39;t it a perfect cocktail for those readers who wait for an interesting fantastic story to impress them?
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;...My friend, there are some things that I cannot tell you. Some I will tell you in time; some, others will tell you; some you may never know, or you may be the first to find the answers.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/014130975X/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Blue Sword</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> Here you will find another 7 kingdoms and a protagonist who was born to kill people with bare hands since her childhood. Such a skill is called a Grace, and all Gracelings serve to do tortures and punishment. Katsa (a protagonist) is ready to accept her destiny, but everything changes when she meets a stranger named Po who helps her discover the truth about herself and her powers.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;When a monster stopped behaving like a monster, did it stop being a monster? Did it become something else?&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0547258305/?tag=buzz0f-20">Graceling</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> This series is perfect for those people who like reading long stories with a huge cast of characters, interesting plot, multiple arcing, many small details, magic, power, and epic dialogues to check again and again. Sounds familiar?
<i>The Malazan Book of the Fallen</i> series consists of ten novels, and it will keep you busy while you are waiting for George Martin&#39;s next book release. And you can always check <a href="http://bid4papers.com/blog/read-more-write-better/">the list of Martin&#39;s favourite books</a> by the way, and start reading the books from it to understand the way of his thinking better.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Every throne is an arrow-butt.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0765348780/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Malazan Book of the Fallen</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> The first book of the well-known <i>Dark Tower</i> series, that is a real must-read for fantasy&#39;s every fan. It took Stephen King 22 years to finish the story of Roland and his journey to find a tower of both metaphorical and physical nature. The series consists of eight books, the last one of which has been finished in 2012.
Many nations, different magic worlds, a lot of challenges to overcome, various creatures to deal with, a long path to find a way... It&#39;s impossible to describe all epic moments of this book, as it is worth calling immortal literature in the world of fantasy genre.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Go then, there are other worlds than these.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0451210840/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Gunslinger</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> If Sansa is one of your favorite characters in George Martin&#39;s story, then this book is a must-read for you. The story of Elizabeth Woodville, a common woman who becomes Queen of England will not leave anyone indifferent.
All events of <i>The Write Queen</i> take place during the Wars of the Roses, that remind us the times described in Martin&#39;s series. No book can be a better reading for <i>A Game of Throne</i>s fan, can&#39;t it?
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;A man will always promise to do more than he can do to a woman he cannot understand.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1476735484/?tag=buzz0f-20">The White Queen</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> The first book of the <i>Prince of Nothing</i> series will give you everything you look for in Martin&#39;s books: fantasy worlds, wars, intellectual battles, intriguing plot, epic characters, conspiracies, and passion.
That&#39;s definitely your thing to read, if you can&#39;t live without reading a good fantasy.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Faith is the truth of passion. Since no passion is more true than another, faith is the truth of nothing.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1590201183/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Darkness that Comes Before</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> Wizards, politics, decades of war, intrigues, and exciting fights &ndash; this book is perfect for those fans who consider the Wall, Jon Snow, and the Night&#39;s Watch their favorite parts of George Martin&#39;s series.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Evil is relative, Annalist. You can&rsquo;t hang a sign on it. You can&rsquo;t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0765319233/?tag=buzz0f-20">Chronicles of the Black Company</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> This is a kind of prequel to your beloved saga, though you will find different characters here. This book is one of the <i>Tales of Dunk and Egg</i> series, a storybook of novellas written by Martin and published in 2005; two other books of this series include <i>The Sworn Sword</i> and <i>The Mystery Knight</i>.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Sweet lady," said Florian, "all men are fools, and all men are knights, where women are concerned.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1477849106/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Hedge Knight</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> Like Martin&#39;s series, this book will indulge you with multiple plotlines, different story lines, and many interesting characters. As well as <i>A Song of Ice and Fire, this book was criticized for taking a long time to get moving.
</i>
<i>Shadowmarch</i> is also a part of series with the same name, and unlike Martin&#39;s series, it is complete. All books of this series are written and published already, so, you will not have to wait for their release to find out the end of the whole story.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Remember that each light between sunrise and sunset is worth dying for at least once.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0756403596/?tag=buzz0f-20">Shadowmarch</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> A struggle for the throne between ten princes gives readers an impression they&#39;ve finally found a series worth checking while Martin&#39;s new book is not out yet. &ldquo;Good&rdquo; and &ldquo;evil&rdquo; are not clearly delineated here, and each chapter describes one character and his long way to getting out of complicated situations, conspiracies and intrigues.
<i>The Way of Kings</i> is the first book of the <i>Stormlight Archive</i> series. So, it will give you enough time to finish reading and brighten up the waiting of <i>The Winds of Winter</i> release.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Life before Death.
Strength before Weakness.
Journey before Destination.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0765365278/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Way of Kings</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> The series of 14 books about Rand al&#39;Thor, a possible Dragon Reborn who can save the whole world from the Dark One. Simple as that, but this epic fantasy is one of the most sold books after <i>Lord of the Rings</i>, and this fact can serve as a proof of its worth.
All books of this series are finished and published, so, you are welcome to start reading it right now.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Well perhaps you humans do have short lives but you do so much with them. Always jumping around, always so hasty and you have the whole world to do it in.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0812538366/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Wheel of Time</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> No heroes can be found here. A protagonist of this book is a torturer who does not know anything about good, and this fact makes <i>The Blade Itself</i> much more cruel than Martin&#39;s series. So, if you decide to start reading it, do not say that we didn&#39;t warn you!
Pain, selfishness, betrayal, cynicism... The explosive cocktail of human malices to defeat. This book will not leave anyone indifferent, and it&#39;s a must-check for every fan of fantasy genre.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Well. What can we do, except try to do better?&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/159102594X/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Blade Itself</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> This series is not finished yet, though Brett is a Formula 1 driver in comparison with Martin. Here you will find demons who have plagued the world and a Deliverer who has to lead humankind in their victory.
Those readers who like the intimate scenes of <i>Game of Thrones</i> will definitely find this book interesting. We could not imagine it was possible to meet more intimate moments than Martin&#39;s series has for us, but <i>The Warded Man</i> dispelled all our doubts.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Let others determine your worth and you&#39;re already lost, because no one wants people worth more than themselves.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/0345518705/?tag=buzz0f-20">The Warded Man</a>nonadult<b>Why you should read it:</b> A must-read series for all fans of Jon Snow and his direwolf Ghost. A protagonist of Robin Hobb&#39;s <i>Farseer Trilogy</i> series is Fitz, a king&#39;s bastard who has a special gift called the Wit (ability to bond with animals, dogs in particular).
This is a story about how bastards have to accept their destiny and fight against every injustice.
<b>A quote to remember:</b> <i>&ldquo;Nothing takes the heart out of a man more than the expectation of failure.&rdquo;</i>
<b>Find it on Amazon:</b> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/055357339X/?tag=buzz0f-20">Assassin&#39;s Apprentice</a>nonadultTop 12 Fails We Can See In All Horror Movieshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alexs64/top-12-fails-we-can-see-in-all-horror-movies-a035
How many horror movies have you watched already? Maybe you can call yourself a real expert of this field? Don’t you feel yourself awesome when you see such stupid fails while watching?

#1 When a protagonist escapes from a killer, he always stumbles or falls.

What's that, dudes? There is such a feeling that horror movies characters don't have legs at all! They are always too slow to escape from a maniac, they always look round to see how far this dork is, and there are always some logs or branches on their way. A great example of such movies is our well-known The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003):

#2 When a protagonist wanna call a police, it appears to be no mobile networks around.

Sitting in a house, a main character can easily call his friends and discuss problems with them. But when he suddenly hears a noise, he says a phrase... well, something like that: “Someone's in the house! I'll call you later!”, and start examining all rooms (one more fail, by the way). And when a maniac appears, and our brave guy tries to call a police or some of his friends at least, all phones stop working at once. The first movie that comes to our minds is Scream (1996) of course; this masterpiece of cinematography is the perfect example of most horror movies fails, as we can see.

#3 No matter how much a protagonist hurts a killer, he stays alive till the very end of the movie anyway.

The Victim (2011) is one of those horror movies, where such a fail can be found.

Well, let's imagine that you were lucky enough to hurt a creepo, or even kill him (they try to make the audience think like this at least). But there are 40 minutes still left till the end of a movie! Something doesn't add up here, does it? Be sure that a killer is still alive, and he'll suddenly appear out of nowhere to kill you.

#4 Trusting a stranger, a protagonist finds out finally, that this kind and sweet person sails in one boat with a killer.

Escaping from a maniac, you meet a friendly man or woman who is always ready to help you, hide you in a house, give you a weapon, call a police for you etc. You are happy to be not alone in this dangerous and really awful situation, and (of course!) you won't even think of that man to work together with a killer. As a rule, it always happens to be so at the end.

Or let's imagine the situation, when your car is suddenly broken on the road, and you go to the nearest house to ask for help. Just like in Husk (2011):

#5 When a protagonist is followed by a killer in a house, he always runs to the second floor or the garret.

We all watched such movies as Scream (1996) or Resident Evil: Retribution (2012). Can you tell me why this crazy lassie runs to a bathroom on the second floor?! Does she really hope a killer won't find her there or won't be able to open the closed door with his big knife? And she is not the only one who does like this: both guys and girls do the same in horror movies. Wouldn't it better to go outside? You'll have more chances to escape and stay safe there anyway! What can we say? Even essay help would not be able to explain this!

#6 If there is a group of friends followed by a killer, they will definitely decide to pair off.

Does anyone understand what they do this for? There is always one clever guy in a company, who comes up with an idea to pair off and find something in a house to help them disarm a killer or escape from him. The Cabin in the Woods (2012) demonstrates this moment perfectly. Yes, that bro was the only one who knew what to do for sure.

As a result, this maniac kills them all one by one, and we see a girl who was lucky to survive and even luckier to beat a maniac. What can we say? It would be impossible to do it together with friends for sure! So, maybe it would be better for all of them to stay together in one room and send her to kill a villain herself?

#7 If there is a pretty chic with a group of friends, she'll definitely be the first one to die.

It was a pleasant surprise to see Paris Hilton in House of Wax (2005), wasn't it? It's a pity, that her role was too small to notice how charming she was...

What a fail, guys! We started watching the movie with a hope this pretty chick could be the one to stay alive at the end, but... Be sure: if a group of friends comes to a desolate house, and there is a hot babe with them, a maniac will definitely choose her to die first. Well, maybe maniacs don't like beautiful women, who knows.

#8 The dead will definitely rise from their graves if there is a zombie virus in a movie.

Only a lazy one didn't watch movies about zombies. As it always happens, a virus appears from nowhere, and all people become the walking dead one by one. No one can survive the apocalypse! Yes, it's very interesting and exciting of course when we speak about the alive, but it's not clear how and why the dead rise from their graves. The virus here is clearly nothing to do with, because, as we all know, a person who is already dead can not be infected by a virus or anything like that.

The great examples of such movies are Dawn of the Dead and The Evil Dead. By the way, this zombie fail is not the only one to meet in movies of this kind. Sad for zombie fans, but true.

#9 Escaping from a maniac who's chasing with an ax, a protagonist will definitely run into a house and remain standing at the door for a killer to cut through it.

No comments, indeed. This fail can be deservedly called the most epic one! And the main thing is that this maniac usually misses a protagonist's head, continues crushing the door, and doesn't even try to open it in a way all normal people usually do. Jack Nickolson was magnificent when he demonstrated it in The Shining (1980):

#10 A group of friends will always go to some desolate and scary places to take a rest there.

Watch Eden Lake (2008) once again. Isn't it a great example for this horror movie fail? Well, it's easy to understand why those buddies do so. It's so exciting and adventurous to spend a weekend somewhere in a mysterious castle with ghosts inside, or in a forest full of different wild animals. One gets an impression that horror movies wouldn't exist without such a plot at all.

#11 Even if a protagonist is sure he's killed a maniac, the last one will definitely stay alive at the end.

Scream, mentioned above, is the great example of this fail. Take any part of the series: the killer stays alive no matter what. All maniacs seem immortal when it comes to horror movies: no matter how many times you shot them, stabbed them with a knife, or threw different heavy things at them. A killer will appear at the end of a movie with no signs of wounds and injures on his body.

#12 A protagonist will definitely need to talk to a maniac, especially at the end of a movie.

It's not enough just to kill a villain you escaped from! You must talk to him, ask him different questions concerning why and how he's become bad, and so on and so forth. Oh yes, a maniac doesn't usually mind answering your questions, and he reveals all his plans, tells about his childhood and people who made him so crazy etc. Just like in Saw II (2005):

]]>https://www.buzzfeed.com/alexs64/top-12-fails-we-can-see-in-all-horror-movies-a035Tue, 02 Apr 2013 10:01:14 -0400How many horror movies have you watched already? Maybe you can call yourself a real expert of this field? Don&#39;t you feel yourself awesome when you see such stupid fails while watching?alexs64nonadult