Ole and Sven go in and Ole says with his best fake Texas accent. "Howdy, y'all. Ah'll take 50 of them there suits at five dollahs each, 100 of them there shirts at two dollahs each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at two-fifty each. So, Ah'll just back up mah pickup and . . . "

The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll are a coupla Swedes from Minnesota, ain't you?"