Since March Madness hasn’t started yet, I have time for a quick post. I’m excited about Stanley’s (the new cafe in Lopata) “takeover” of campus life. Still, no one has yet to mention that this new entry in the market could really hurt the campus library industry, which relies on Whispers cafe to bring in customers. Just […]

What college sweatshirt you wear lets people know who you are and if you like to hook up with preppy girls from Connecticut or Southern chicks. I know that my Cal Tech sweatshirt was a major help in getting elected vice president of the treasury in the engineering junior honors society. Also I’m pretty sure that my […]

First off I want to apologize for getting this post out to you late. I had most of it written last week and wanted to get it off in time to help you get a date this past weekend (for V-DAY!), but I was busy with my own romantic endeavors (if you know what I […]

Let me tell you a story. Two years ago I was just another kid like you: I didn’t have toned abs, I had never seen Entourage, I was a bad test-taker, and I couldn’t even tell you that Sig Chi was better than Theta Xi. But now that I’m a personal finance major at Wash U […]

We all know that Twitter is the future—Time Magazine (the future of print media) even had an article called “Twitter is the Future” last week—but as we mold our future through 140 char “Tweets,” it’s important that we remember that the internet is a dangerous tool. Just as easily as Twitter can be a force […]

WUNP (pronounced “Wash U No Pants”) is finally back! I’ve been pretty depressed lately, and I know I haven’t been posting much, but it’s been better since yesterday when I overheard this Sammy kid in my class talking about WUNP coming back. If you don’t know, WUNP started back in ’08 as a style guide […]

My break is going pretty well so far, except that I left my phone in my pants and my mom put it through the washer. It doesn’t really matter because I was getting a new phone for Christmas anyway. It’s too bad though, because the battery leaked and now I have to drive my dad […]

It’s no secret that people are talking about me. I know that a lot of you are wondering why I haven’t posted in so long. I never wanted it to come to this, but I can’t stay quiet any longer. Yes, it’s true, I was accused of libel, and Wash U administrators are considering shutting […]

Apparently my blog has been getting media attention lately because a guy sent me an email saying he was from Dyson and he would pay me $25 to write an endorsement of the DC33 Multi Floor on my blog. Luckily writing an endorsement is easy, since this is the best vacuum around. You can go […]

My ’01 Infiniti M37 has always served me well. I use it all the time—sometimes picking up my roommates at the airport or sometimes just heading to Sonic. Sometimes I use the car for more romantic pursuits, like when some girls I know are on the loop and I want to pick them up and […]