Don't mess with Texas

Come back real soon yall hear?
P.S. Texas is basically all summer all the time.

So you want to start a land war with Texas'?
Are you attacking Southeast Texas first to gain control of the oil refineries and ports?
Liar - No, West Texas Are you invading just after summer so you have plenty of time'?
750/ o of soldiers die What is the Texan summer?
You die from
a heat stroke
I Did you run tothe marsh Of course, we needed water.
for shelter and water'? - What bad animals could possibly
live in the marsh?
Remaining 5% of deployed troops e 200/ o of soldiers get eaten
make it to the first oil refinery
Do you have superior weapons'? - Fucking Duh
Doesn' t really matter, a Texan stabs
you in the face with a bowie knife