"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

"Maxwell's Equations"

The Lyrics

Maxwell's Equations (of which there are four) deal with the behavior of electric and magnetic fields. If you study certain college curricula, you might have to learn them. Tesla is a unit of magnetic field strength (if I remember correctly) named after the scientist Nicola Tesla, not to be confused with the band of that name.

I was quizzical, studied quantum physicalScience at my schoolLate nights all alone with my physics boo-oo-oo-ookAs I study here, to become an engineerFriends call on the phoneWant me to come out, but I tell them no-oh-oh-ohAnd as I say goodbye to my friendsI know what I must do

Bang, bang, Maxwell's four equationsI shove into my headBang, bang, Maxwell's four equationsMy social life is dead

Back in class again hoping just to pass againWe all take our seatsListening to what the professor say-eh-eh-ehsLook it says right here "stick a Tesla in your ear"Writing on the deskTime to take a test to see what I know-oh-oh-ohAnd as I sit here ready to startI hope I've learned enough

Bang, bang, Maxwell's four equationsI pull out of my headBang, bang, Maxwell's four equationsI'm hanging by a thread

B-field density magnetic propensityMaxwell stands with GaussFaraday the law of induction, oh-oh-oh-ohThen there's Ampere's law, now my nerves are getting rawAll these I must learn (These things you must learn)A good grade I must earn for my mind to grow-oh-oh-ohAnd if I ever figure them outIt will not be too soon

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