my local is hosting a Christian Union meeting tonight. it's very loud. i only came for the free wifi (demonstrated here) and fancy cider. They're explaining "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" very slowly to the assembled masses, as if to tiny children. The audience are enraptured.

I want them quiet or in pain.

That's it really. Sup?

__________________Efficiency, efficiency they say
Get to know the date and tell the time of day
As the crowds begin complaining
How the Beaujolais is raining
Down on darkened meetings on the Champs Élysées

mention apollonius of tyana and watch them go blank. Call the christ by his real name Joshua bar Joseph. If pushed refer to him as a well intentioned rabbi who clearly valued the cult of Isis and the cult of Mithras.

If that fails talk about how moses and exodus are clearly just the refugees of Amarna.

Or just set the building on fire. That would be quite a laugh. Unless they won't burn and end up being saved miraculously, then you'll have to comfort yourself with the thought that someone else will in 50 years.

Our local pub burned down some time ago after some bouncers (yes, sad) wouldn't let some people in because they arrived too late (if that's even possible at a pub). Everyone from around knows that the clock they use stands still on a few mins after closing time tho. So it ended up in a fight, with the kids losing ofcourse, and the following morning the pub was gone (haha kids have no sense of humour).

The people that actually burned the building down never got caught. Strange isn't it?

__________________"I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion."

__________________The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.

__________________The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.

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The 20th century has been characterised by three developments of great political importance. The growth of democracy; the growth of corporate power; and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.

__________________The outraged poets threw sticks and rocks over the side of the bridge. They were all missing Mary and he felt a contented smug feeling wash over him. He would have given them a coy little wave if the roof hadn't collapsed just then. Mary then found himself in the middle of an understandably shocked family's kitchen table. So he gave them the coy little wave and realized it probably would have been more effective if he hadn't been lying on their turkey.