Who out there would be a better Mardi Gras partner-in-crime?? Uh, NO ONE!!!

Not only is Miley Cyrus rich (so she could buy you all the beads you want), but she's also an often nekked party animal (so she could EARN you all the beads you want).

Unfortunately for pretty much all of us, we won't be celebrating Mardi Gras with the unofficial mascot, Miz Miley!

But luckily we can still imagine what that AH-Mazing experience would be like. And from what we imagine, it would be crazier than that time Miley rubbed a foam finger all over herself and twerked on Robin Thicke, basically leading to his marriage falling apart.

Join us for a trip down imagination lane and see what it would be like to celebrate Mardi Gras with MILEY CYRUS!

It would start off innocently enough, c'mon, this is THE Hannah Montana after all:

But eventually, you'll remember Hannah is dead:

That's when trouble takes over. You can't possibly think that traveling down Bourbon Street with Miles wouldn't involve a little puff puff:

And as that smokey Mary Jane takes over your and Mileybird's brains, you'll probably lick people until they point you in the direction of the nearest tattoo parlor. And that'll lead to tats you'll most def regret:

We hate to break it to you, somewhere between the tattoo parlor and the sticky bar where you're taking your next body shot…you'll probably lose your pants:

But don't worry because NO ONE will notice. After all, it's Mardi Gras, and that shizz is allllll about BOOBIES! Terrific tittays! Fabulous fun bags that Miz Miley will surely show off to garner a few sparkly beads:

A new Bill Cosby accuser's story of how he allegedly sexually assaulted her after drugging her drink is horrifying.

According to Patricia, -- who decided to keep her last name anonymous -- Bill invited her to a dinner party in 1978 after they met at a conference... a dinner party that ended up just being the two of them: