Wednesday, May 21, 2008

sometimes your lunch might surprise you

Today, FI and I had our lunch date. And much to my surprise, I reached into my bag of carrots [not tricks] and pulled out a nugget. The carrots are already the midget kind [seriously how do they get like that?] and this little fella just popped right out. Now mind you, it was NOT just a piece of carrot, he was an entire carrot in himself with a front butt and a back butt. I wanted to name him Percival, but since Jennie named her imaginary penguin that, I was at a loss for names. If it was winter I would build a premature baby snowman and this little carrot would be the nose [or the penis if it was a boy snowbaby]. So with no name and no snow, my lunch culminated with my consumption of said carrot and of course that was the end.

It was so cute I made FI take a picture of it with his camera phone and I placed a piece of macNCheeze next to it for comparison [although the carrot is way cuter than the noodle]

This made me smile today, I hope it makes you smile [and if it doesn't you might be a heartless bastard who probably needs counseling, or maybe you just don't like carrots]

Tam

Hello internets, it's me, Tam. I'm a spunky, red-headed, public health enthusiast with aspirations of one day becoming the Surgeon General. I document the moments when life is hard/funny/bearable and the things that make my heart smile. July 4, 2008 I married a medical student. He really is the “man of my dreams,” cliché I know, but I did have a lot of dreams about him before we got hitched. He killed me in one of them.

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