Seven reasons to watch the new Scissors vid

3. Jake's mates, all of whom look as if they own at least one Cher CD, also flash some flesh.

4. Jake treats us to a gun show.

5. Not to mention an eyeful of a different sort.

6. Oh, and there's the small matter of this.

7. The track itself - it's called 'Any Which Way', go figure - is an absolute cracker. You can watch the full video by clicking here, though if you work in an open plan office, you might want to save it until you get home this evening. Gay Spy - we got your back.