Ever wonder why WWII was called "The Good War"? Mostly because most people calling it that were doing so 30 years after the fact. But another reason is that apparently it was fought entirely by sweet-natured children and dogs!

At least, according to this coloring book, which paints a picture of America's fighting men and women as, well, an army of 12-year olds with long eyelashes. If you're a kid in the 1940s worried about your potential future in the armed services, relax! You'll find the army is a helluva lot cuter than you were expecting.

Having trouble filling those quotas? Just take that draft age down four or five years. The boys will think it's cool and the girls will certainly take notice of you in your sharp new uniform!