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Topic: OK!! who is a Twilight Fan

I am,,,,after seeing the Star Wars showing my son said ''Come on we''ll go and see Twilight'''I had NO idea about it, when he told me it was about Vampires,,I was mumbling under my Breath' '' ''Why see Vampires enough Movies have been done'' Well enjoyed the Movie... now a Fan ,,haven't read the Books yet Vampire cute but Jacob is the man LOL!!!!Bats

Re: OK!! who is a Twilight Fan

SciFifreak90 wrote:

I'm an absolute Twilight hater.

This is totally me as well. Its for 'tweens. The darkness and angst... is all of the teenage variety. How can I tell, pray you, if i have not suffered through it myself? Oh trust me. One does not need to get shot with a bullet to know that hurts.

I can't fathom how adults are fans of it either. Stephanie Myers never wrote anything before Twilight, and it came to her in a dream. Now mind you that alone doesn't make it bad. But when you see her product of sissy vampires... ones even Tom Cruise could beat up.... (heck even Kirsten Dunst could for that matter), well then you know she's just pathetic. The only problem is that a lot of people drank her kool-aid and is laughing all the way to the bank.

I second Fett_II's comment... they don't sparkle... or drink clamato juice (I loved that episode )

Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder."Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."

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Twilight is dumb. Although Vampires can go out in daylight (Its true. Read the original Dracula novel), they are nothing like portrayed in Twilight. All they are is a bunch of sissy pretty boys interisted in human chicks. I want to punch them for being thoroghly uninteristing. The only people who like Twilight are teenage girls and women who are obsessed with chick flicks.

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CeciliaCrimsondragonFett wrote:

Although Vampires can go out in daylight (Its true. Read the original Dracula novel)

true, but they needed to cover their skin. not in twilight. if you've seen the film adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, you will notice that he in fact uses an umbrella (i'm sure this is in the book as well), and is covered heel-to-toe. in twilight they walk around like nothing. in the modern vampire mythos, the only person that can walk in daylight are dhampirs, or half-vampires, such as Vampire Hunter D. a great vampire book series that should be read.

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It seems like the Guys don't like the movie,,it was interisting reading different ideasBut you have to say it was a good story ,,and a Vampire Love Story,,and good on her having a gowriting this series bats

Re: OK!! who is a Twilight Fan

CeciliaCrimsondragonFett wrote:

Twilight is dumb. Although Vampires can go out in daylight (Its true. Read the original Dracula novel), they are nothing like portrayed in Twilight. All they are is a bunch of sissy pretty boys interisted in human chicks. I want to punch them for being thoroghly uninteristing. The only people who like Twilight are teenage girls and women who are obsessed with chick flicks.

I second that. I joined the G.A.T. on Facebook. Guys Against Twilight. Support the movement!

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Valthonin wrote:

CeciliaCrimsondragonFett wrote:

Twilight is dumb. Although Vampires can go out in daylight (Its true. Read the original Dracula novel), they are nothing like portrayed in Twilight. All they are is a bunch of sissy pretty boys interisted in human chicks. I want to punch them for being thoroghly uninteristing. The only people who like Twilight are teenage girls and women who are obsessed with chick flicks.

I second that. I joined the G.A.T. on Facebook. Guys Against Twilight. Support the movement!

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Fett_II wrote:

true, but they needed to cover their skin. not in twilight. if you've seen the film adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, you will notice that he in fact uses an umbrella (i'm sure this is in the book as well), and is covered heel-to-toe. in twilight they walk around like nothing. in the modern vampire mythos, the only person that can walk in daylight are dhampirs, or half-vampires, such as Vampire Hunter D. a great vampire book series that should be read.

I'm not sayin that they can't go outside during daylight hours without being prepared. I'm saying that the notion that Vampies can't go outside during the day and that Dracula pioneered it is wrong. But then, so is Twilights take on that. If they glow in the daylight, you'd think it'd be really obviously easy to hunt those idiots down! >_<

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Si Titran wrote:

SciFifreak90 wrote:

I'm an absolute Twilight hater.

This is totally me as well. Its for 'tweens. The darkness and angst... is all of the teenage variety. How can I tell, pray you, if i have not suffered through it myself? Oh trust me. One does not need to get shot with a bullet to know that hurts.

I can't fathom how adults are fans of it either. Stephanie Myers never wrote anything before Twilight, and it came to her in a dream. Now mind you that alone doesn't make it bad. But when you see her product of sissy vampires... ones even Tom Cruise could beat up.... (heck even Kirsten Dunst could for that matter), well then you know she's just pathetic. The only problem is that a lot of people drank her kool-aid and is laughing all the way to the bank.

OKAY! This settles it, I won't check this out. Ever. Many have voiced their disapproval of this show/movie and I had a feeling it would be terrible... but you definitely stated the best argument. It's a horny girl's diary fantasy with lots of editing and TV production. Aka, crap.

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OOOO!! come on give it a go,,the plot is different ,so it's a bit of love story,,as I said ,I thought the Vampire was cute ,they had everything down to pat, with his Walk,clothes ,etc,but the Indian Jacob is worth a look at Now Guys I didn't read anything nasty on Johhy Depp playing a Pirate and by the way ScarlettJohansson;s Husband has a Man-Crush on the Vampire LOL!!!! Bats

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That's because Captain Jack Sparrow was a great, quirky character. He had personality and many layers. Edward Cullen is a pansy who goes prancing around making sure everyone knows how sexy he thinks he is.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]

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Ok I have an update. I was bored and pissy the other night and curiosity killed the cat.I broke down and watched the stupid movie of twilight. But everything I suspected was confirmed.

There are so many things wrong with it that its almost comical/kitchy. But the problem is they made it with a straight face. The story plays like moody high school outcasts fantasy story. ( If anyone if familiar with the writing style of that age group, they'd back me up on it. I used to be a real nerd and be editor of my high school's lit. magazine. I was "in" writing...) That means BAD and FULL of cliche. The acting is HORRIBLE. That chick has one expression.... mouth open like a fish. And The dude who plays Edward.... what a punk.(not in the music/fashion sort...) There is nothing logical to the plot OR the romance. Its bad even amongst romantic movies. The best part that they had, aka the action and conflict with that other vampire guy... was rushed and added almost as an after thought. That should have been the bulk of the movie.

So, now no one can say i speak with out trying.

Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder."Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."