Warning!: Small spoilers for the newest Fire Emblem game, I don't reveal anything other then this one conversation. Almost nothing about the actual story line.

(A/n: The blanks are supposed to be there because you name your character so everyone has a different name. Feel free to substitute yours or your characters name, for the blanks.)

Chrom walks up to the door and gives a knock.

“Hey, ________?” He waited a moment but no sound was heard. “ __________! Are you in here!?” Still nothing.“_________! … HELLO?” He yelled, desperate to get his tacticians attention. “I HAVE A QUESTON ABOUT OUR NEXT MOVE!” He screamed at the top of his lungs.

Finally a voice was heard from behind the oak doors, though to the prince it was choppy and muffled.

“Chrom?! I – is that you? Er, if you could just wait outside, I'll just be a moment...”

The words were patchy and hard to hear for the blue haired swordsman but he did his best to put together what he heard.

“What? Come on in?”

Chrom opened the door and was instantly met with a thick cloud of steam.

“... Gods, why is it so steamy in here?” He asked himself as he took a few steps into the room. “Did someone leave -”

Suddenly a scream rang through the room.

“KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

Chrom grinned, thinking this scream was actually a call to help him navigate his was to ________'s position.

The royal began walking in the direction of said voice.

Soon he was able to see an an outline of a figure in the distance.

“Ah, there you are. I can hardly see a thing through all this blasted steam...” he said as he continued forward. “Anyway. I wanted to consult with you on tomorrow's march. You see...” Then he froze. “Huh...?”

Now closer he could almost completely see ________.

“Er, is there any special reason you aren't wearing any clothing?” He asked, staring at her with a confused and slightly disturbed expression.

_________ stood there with her hands crossed over her chest in attempts to conceal her breasts from the royal's eyes. Her legs where fastened tightly together so as not to give the swordsmen a good view of her more private area. Her cheeks were a shade of red that would challenge even the darkest of cherries but her expression was of extreme anger.

“Chrom? Rather then stand there like a slack – jawed village idiot... PERHAPS YOU COULD WAIT OUTSIDE LIKE I ASKED?!” She screamed.

Chrom sprung back in surprise.

“But, I... Oh gods, I'm SO sorry! I didn't mean to! That is to say -” He stammered as a light blush rose to his cheeks in realization of what he was seeing.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!” She ordered.__________________________________________________________________________________________

THIS WAS NOT A RANDOM STORY I MADE UP!!! This is actually the B class support conversation Chrom and your FEMALE character have together. I got this lovely scene while playing a teen female character.

All the things they say and most of their facial expressions are straight out of the game. The only things I made up was the movement like walking and opening door, the scene where Chrom is thinking to himself outside the room and the description of the naked ________ because that was obviously not shown in the game. I also cut out the part where they actually talk about the route plan for tomorrow. Even the A's and O's were counted.

And yes, I know in the text they specifically say they're in a tent but I just couldn't see someone bathing in a tent so I made it a room but kept the original text.

The reason I said 'only ever seen two other females' as Chrom through to himself outside the room is because if they where kid his sisters, or at least his younger sister Lissa, wouldn't technically be women and it felt wrong calling them just girls.

Okay, honestly, if a guy waked into a room and saw a girl naked would the first thing he'd say be “Why are you naked?” I get if they are related or something but if it's just a friend or co-worker, classmate, the guy wouldn't be so calm. At least I hope not.

Although... I'm REALLY curious as to what went through CHROM's mind! I mean, after what happens with Vaike, I pray he's cut from finer cloth...

Vaike: Hey! The Vaike couldn't help it! Men have urges!

Urges that I'll gladly never under--- O... Oh, gods...

Vaike: S-Sully's demon stead is right behind me... Isn't he?

V-Vaike... Don't make any sudden moves... If you don't make any sudd---

Vaike: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! -shoots off-

Y-you coward!!! -runs off as well- I CAN HANDLE A FELL DRAGON LARGER THAN LIFE, BUT THIS HORSE IS ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL!!!

Chrom: -stares as Vaike and Ylisse's Bride class tactician shoot past him- Uhm... Is there any special reason the two of you are--- -hears rapid strides of hooves coming his way and turns just in time to start running- WHAT IN NAGA'S NAME DID THE TWO OF YOU DO!?!?