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In another U.K. "first" The British Association for Parasitic Worm Development has discovered that internet worms can be permanently eliminated by a single treatment of dog wormer medicine.
The computers will have to be treated by qualified veter...

When Gail Farrelly, Science & Technology reporter at The Spoof.com, read a Bloomberg.com article, "Mouse Study May Target Hair Growth Method for Baldness," she knew she had found the subjects for her next in-depth profile.
The first sentence...

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that substantiates the belief that we can implant false memories into mice. This could have far-reaching implications in terms of men and how fondly they think back to their younger days...

Cambridge, Massachusetts - Scientists have frightened the bejaysus out of millions of furry little critters by implanting inaccurate memories in their brains in experiments aiming to explain false-memory syndrome.
Yeah, that's right.
In scenes...

Singapore Expo will be home to the world's best and top breeds of nymphomaniac mice this weekend.
The Japanese ornamental mice industry has a worldwide following of passionate enthusiasts, hobbyists and those in this business.
These female mi...

Doris Mad, 57, of Dorking, has created an extraordinary living artwork. In her front garden she has built a scale model of the House of Commons, which she has filled with 650 rodents to represent the 650 UK Members of Parliament.
Every UK MP is re...

Monday
Last song I hear before leaving the house is Call Me Maybe by Carly someone or other (Ok its Jepson - I'm embarrassed I know that, but I'm claiming its research) The song is stuck in my head for THE WHOLE DAY.
And now it's in yours. That is how life works.
Tuesday
There's A Mouse loose Aboot the house. We put down glue traps in kitchen corners. Mouse doesn't fall for (into) them. Not...

A new film is in the cinemas which aims to shed light on a little known chapter of Britain's military history. Entitled "War Hamster", it tells the story of a young man called Albert Furbottom who takes his pet hamster with him to fight in the First World War.
Albert is only aged 15 at the outbreak of the war, but after seeing all his elder brothers sign up, he follows them to the recruitment o...

Ocean City, N.J. Scientists tested a new vaccine: protecting mice from the Ebola virus, according to an obscure journal entry brought to our attention by local policeman, Constable Finass, who is investigating the possible related disappearance of hu...

Scientists at the worlds leading prophylactic factory have been working night and day to produce a condom that will fit the smallest penis known to mankind.
The project has been kept under wraps for many years and has only come to light after an...

In part four of this series, we continue our look at inventions that will probably never be invented, but should be.
Invention One: Jiffy Bags with the bubbles filled with helium instead of nitrogen.
This is a similar idea to filling car tyres with helium in an attempt to reduce weight that we saw last week.
The biggest plus point with this particular approach, in that postage is very e...

Danger Mouse, the unflappable cartoon secret agent rodent, friend of Penfold and enemy of Baron Greenback has had his middle name revealed by WikiLeaks.
The most remarkable aspect of the revelation is not that Danger Mouse has a middle name, a lot...

Just in case the world runs of out human beings, scientists at the Tokyo Institute for Genetic Research, have come up with a novel solution.
Mice, those rodents we love to see on Tom and Jerry and in the two Houses of Congress, have been modified...

Health Department Inspectors closed down a downtown London Chinese Takeaway after a recent inspection showed a complete disregard for the most modicum of prudent food handling. The report cited rampant mice droppings, dead mice on the floor, congea...

Japanese scientists have discovered that after injecting serotonin into gay mice they rejected their male partners and starting "humping" the females.
The gay mice who were bred without serotonin initially rejected the females and only wanted to...

The World seemed a better place today as news filtered through that the UN Diplomat Rasta Mouse has agreed to speak to Somali pirates in an effort to stem the rise of piracy in the region.
Speaking from his own Pirate-Radio station, Rough-Neck Tun...

The Spoof can confirm that Rasta Mouse has had his first diplomatic meeting with unpopular Egyptian President Hosni Mubarack earlier today.
Although reporters were not permitted to attend the talks, I managed to take a call from British Ambassado...

The diplomatic world came to a shuddering halt today as Danger Mouse came out of his long standing exile to oppose the appointment of elected UN delegate Rasta Mouse.
Danger Mouse was on assignment when I called, but I spoke to his faithful assis...

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