Slightly bemused by his lack of directionHey You, Hey YouCame to this world by caesarean sectionHey You, Hey YouChooses his clothes to match his pallid complexionHey You, Hey YouNow it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey You, Things arenít what they seem.Makes no sense at allThings arenít what they seem.Makes no sense at all

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connectionHey You, Hey YouHe never scores he just gets an infectionHey You, Hey YouDreams of a place with a better selectionHey You, Hey YouStill it takes him all day just to get an erectionHey You,

Things arenít what they seemMakes no sense at all,Things arenít what they seemMakes no sense at all,Things arenít what they seemMakes no sense at all,Things arenít what they seemMakes no sense at all,Luxemburger Queen,Heís a Burger Queen.

Slightly bemused by the total rejection,Hey You, Hey You,Came to this world by caesarean section,Hey You, Hey You,Dreams of a place with a better selection,Hey You, Hey You,Dreams of a face that is pure as perfection,Hey you,

Just give me a reason, some kind of signIíll need a miracle to help me this timeI heard what you said, and I feel the sameI know in my heart that Iíll have to change

Even the stars look brighter tonightNothingís impossibleI still believe in love at first sightNothingís impossible

How did we get to be this far apart?How did we get to be this far apart?I want to be with you, something to shareI want to be near you, sometimes I care

Even the stars look brighter tonightNothingís impossibleI still believe in love at first sightNothingís impossibleEven the stars look brighter tonightNothingís impossibleIf you believe in love at first sightNothingís impossible