Oh my. Where to begin? Gennifer Flowers, of I-had-sexual-relations-with-Bill-Clinton fame, recently granted an exclusive interview to U.K. MailOnline, in which she revealed all sorts of jaw-dropping tidbits. Like alleging that Hillary is bisexual, and Bill broke up their 12-year affair because of Chelsea.

Well ok then. The one-time Penthouse model (she posed in 1992 after going public with the affair) also revealed that she is going to start penning a daily sex advice column, Ask Mistress Gennifer, for a site devoted to the archives of Penthouse publisher Bob Guccione.

I’m going to have to thank Bill for some of the advice I’m going to be giving ... It will be based on experiences I had with him ... Really he taught me a lot.

TMI! Yet, like any rubber-necker stopping up traffic on the freeway after an accident, you just can’t look away, can you? I can’t! Even though it’s been 21 years since Gennifer Flowers first made waves by publicly declaring herself the Democratic presidential candidate’s mistress, it seems she still has bombshells to drop about the power couple.

Like the fact that they have an unusual and politically opportune marriage. Duh, I think anyone could’ve figured that out (cough cough Monica Lewinsky), but Flowers went further by commenting upon the rumors of an affair between Hillary and Anthony Weiner’s wife Huma Abedin, who acted as her transition office chief. She said that she was not surprised by the rumors, as “Bill told me ... he was aware that Hillary was bisexual and he didn’t care.” Then she said Bill had made a vulgar comment along the lines of the former First Lady having eaten more of something than him.

Flowers says that Hillary held onto Bill all those years for the promise of the presidency herself. “Absolutely that was her reason for sticking by him and he’s going to stick by her because he owes her that.” She also says that if Hillary runs again, she’ll support her, no matter how much their history of mistress and wife casts them as natural rivals.

The support I would give Hillary is as a woman. I’m one of those women who in so many aspects of my professional and personal life I’ve been out there making strides for women and allowing them to go down roads in which they were not welcome.

As for her past with President Clinton -- she calls him the love of her life and believes that they would be together today if it weren’t for Chelsea and politics. She said, “For a long time he was able to have it all. Then when they had Chelsea and he became Governor, the stakes became higher.”