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Funny Facebook Status

John:Hey Dave!
Dave:Dont talk to me.
John:Why what did i do?
Dave:last night you were so drunk you took my iPad and put it in the blender .
John:Really!!
Dave:And you said you were making apple juice.

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”I am not afraid to get up in the night; I was just testing how much my mattress can absorb.”

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Zombies are looking for brains!
Don't worry you're safe.

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In the gym:
"I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?", a man asks the trainer.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Have you ever noticed that a woman’s “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes” and a man’s “I’ll be home in 5 minutes” are exactly the same ?? ??
A man and a woman are proportional to each other :\ ??

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I grew up with six brothers.
That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.

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Money is made from Paper,
Paper is made from Woods,
Woods are from Trees,
Which means
Money grows on Trees

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A very emotional quote..!
Attachment is not when
two people chat day & night ...
Attachment is not when
two people can't live without each other ...
Attachment is not when
two people can't stay away from each other for a moment ...
But when the Boss sends an email to you with subject as
'Increment letter' and the attached file is missing ...
That missing file is called Attachment ... !!

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Sardar- why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Funny but true fact :
Relationship between lovers in today's age..
You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile.:-)

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Rooster and cat going over a bridge
Cat slips and falls in river.
Rooster can't stop laughing.
What it's the moral of story?
wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock.

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Man1: If u have any problem at your home give a missed call to me.
Women1: If i don't have balance in my mobile?
Man1: Please give a call from ur sister phone..
(I can have both....in my (mobile) memory.

Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!

Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was smiling..!

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Get Marry....
not for yourself,

but

for the future of your children,
they are getting late 4 school n fees r increasing day by day;-)

"For all bachelors"

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