[NOTE: There is a short list of bookmarks, or pointers, at the end of thefile for those who may wish to sample the author's ideas before making anentire meal of them. D.W.]

MONSIEUR, MADAME AND BEBE

By GUSTAVE DROZ

Antoine-Gustave Droz was born in Paris, June 9, 1832. He was the son ofJules-Antoine Droz, a celebrated French sculptor, and grand son of JeanPierre Droz, master of the mint and medalist under the Directoire. Thefamily is of Swiss origin. Gustave entered L'Ecole des Beaux Arts andbecame quite a noted artist, coming out in the Salon of 1857 with thepainting 'L'Obole de Cesar'. He also exhibited a little later various'tableaux de genre': 'Buffet de chemin de fer' (1863), 'A la Sacristie'and 'Un Succes de Salon' (1864), 'Monsieur le Cure, vous avez Raison' and'Un Froid Sec' (1865).

Toward this period, however, he abandoned the art of painting andlaunched on the career of an author, contributing under the name ofGustave Z.... to 'La Vie Parisienne'. His articles found great favor,he showed himself an exquisite raconteur, a sharp observer of intimatefamily life, and a most penetrating analyst. The very gallant sketches,later reunited in 'Monsieur, Madame, et Bebe' (1866), and crowned by theAcademy, have gone through many editions. 'Entre nous' (1867) and 'UneFemme genante', are written in the same humorous strain, and procured himmany admirers by the vivacious and sparkling representations of bachelorand connubial life. However, Droz knows very well where to draw theline, and has formally disavowed a lascivious novel published in Belgium--'Un Ete a la campagne', often, but erroneously, attributed to him.

It seems that Gustave Droz later joined the pessimistic camp. His works,at least, indicate other qualities than those which gained for him thefavor of the reading public. He becomes a more ingenious romancer, amore delicate psychologist. If some of his sketches are realistic, wemust consider that realism is not intended 'pour les jeunes filles dupensiannat'.

The devil take me if I can remember her name, notwithstanding I dearlyloved her, the charming girl!

It is strange how rich we find ourselves when we rummage in old drawers;how many forgotten sighs, how many pretty little trinkets, broken, old-fashioned, and dusty, we come across. But no matter. I was noweighteen, and, upon my honor, very unsuspecting. It was in the arms ofthat dear--I have her name at the tip of my tongue, it ended in "ine"--it was in her arms, the dear child, that I murmured my first words oflove, while I was close to her rounded shoulder, which had a prettylittle mole, where I imprinted my first kiss. I adored her, and shereturned my affection.

I really think I should have married her, and that cheerfully, I canassure you, if it had not been that on certain details of moral weaknessher past life inspired me with doubts, and her present with uneasiness.No man is perfect; I was a trifle jealous.

Well, one evening--it was Christmas eve--I called to take her to supperwith a friend of mine whom I esteemed much, and who became an examiningmagistrate, I do not know where, but he is now dead.

I went upstairs to the room of the sweet girl, and was quite surprised tofind her ready to start. She had on, I remember, a square-cut bodice,a little too low to my taste, but it became her so well that when sheembraced me I was tempted to say: "I say, pet, suppose we remain here";but she took my arm, humming a favorite air of hers, and we soon foundourselves in the street.

You have experienced, have you not, this first joy of the youth who atonce becomes a man when he has his sweetheart on his arm? He trembles athis boldness, and scents on the morrow the paternal rod; yet all thesefears are dissipated in the presence of the ineffable happiness of themoment. He is free, he is a man, he loves, he is loved, he is consciousthat he is taking a forward step in life. He would like all Paris to seehim thus, yet he is afraid of being recognized; he would give his littlefinger to grow three hairs on his upper lip, and to have a wrinkle on hisbrow, to be able to smoke a cigar without being sick, and to polish off aglass of punch without coughing.

When we reached my friend's, the aforesaid examining magistrate, we founda numerous company; from the anteroom we could hear bursts of laughter,noisy conversation, accompanied by the clatter of plate and crockery,which was being placed upon the table. I was a little excited; I knewthat I was the youngest of the party, and I was afraid of appearingawkward on that night of revelry. I said to myself: "Old boy, you mustface the music, do the grand, and take your liquor like a little man;your sweetheart is here, and her eyes are fixed on you." The idea,however, that I might be ill next morning did indeed trouble me; in mymind's eye, I saw my poor mother bringing me a cup of tea, and weepingover my excesses, but I chased away all such thoughts and really all wentwell up till suppertime. My sweetheart had been pulled about a little,no doubt; one or two men had even kissed her under my very nose, but I atonce set down these details to the profit and loss column, and in allsincerity I was proud and happy.

"My young friends," suddenly exclaimed our host, "it is time to use yourforks vigorously. Let us adjourn to the diningroom."

Joyful shouts greeted these words, and, amid great disorder, the guestsarranged themselves round the table, at each end of which I noticed twoplates filled up with those big cigars of which I could not smoke aquarter without having a fit of cold shivers.

"Those cigars will lead to a catastrophe, if I don't use prudence anddissemble," said I to myself.

I do not know how it was, but my sweetheart found herself seated on theleft of the host. I did not like that, but what could I say? And then,the said host, with his twenty-five summers, his moustache curled up atthe ends, and his self-assurance, seemed to me the most ideal, the mostastounding of young devils, and I felt for him a shade of respect.

"Well," he said, with captivating volubility, "you are feeling yourselfat home, are you not? You know any guest who feels uncomfortable in hiscoat may take it off . . . and the ladies, too. Ha! ha! ha!That's the way to make one's self happy, is it not, my little dears?"And before he had finished laughing he printed a kiss right and left onthe necks of his two neighbors, one of whom, as I have already said, wasmy beloved.

The ill-bred dog! I felt my hair rise on end and my face glow like red-hot iron. For the rest, everybody burst out laughing, and from thatmoment the supper went on with increased animation.

"My young friends," was the remark of that infernal examining magistrate,"let us attack the cold meat, the sausages, the turkey, the salad; let usat the cakes, the cheese, the oysters, and the grapes; let us attack thewhole show. Waiter, draw the corks and we will eat up everything atonce, eh, my cherubs? No ceremony, no false delicacy. This is fine fun;it is Oriental, it is splendid. In the centre of Africa everybody actsin this manner. We must introduce poetry into our pleasures. Pass mesome cheese with my turkey. Ha! ha! ha! I feel queer, I am wild, I amcrazy, am I not, pets?" And he bestowed two more kisses, as before. IfI had not been already drunk, upon my honor, I should have made a scene.

I was stupid. Around me they were laughing, shouting, singing, andrattling their plates. A racket of popping corks and breaking glassesbuzzed in my ears, but it seemed to me that a cloud had risen between meand the outer world; a veil separated me from the other guests, and,in spite of the evidence of my senses, I thought I was dreaming. I coulddistinguish, however, though in a confused manner, the animated glancesand heightened color of the guests, and, above all, a disorder quite newto me in the toilettes of the ladies. Even my sweetheart appeared tohave changed. Suddenly--it was as a flash of lightning--my beloved, myangel, my ideal, she whom that very morning I was ready to marry, leanedtoward the examining magistrate and--I still feel the cold shudder--devoured three truffles which were on his plate.

I experienced keen anguish; it seemed to me as if my heart were breakingjust then.

Here my recollections cease. What then took place I do not know. All Iremember is that some one took me home in a cab. I kept asking: "Whereis she? Where? Oh, where?"

I was told that she had left two hours before. The next morning Iexperienced a keen sense of despair when the truffles of the examiningmagistrate came back to mind. For a moment I had a vague idea ofentering upon holy orders, but time--you know what it is--calmed mytroubled breast. But what the devil was her name? It ended in "ine."Indeed, no, I believe it ended in "a."

CHAPTER II

THE SOUL IN AGONY.

TO MONSIEUR CLAUDE DE L--------

Seminary of P------sur-C-------

(Haute-Saone).

It affords me unspeakable pleasure to sit down to address you, dearClaude. Must I tell you that I can not think without pious emotion ofthat life which but yesterday we were leading together at the Jesuits'College. How well I remember our long talks under the great trees, thepious pilgrimages we daily made to the Father Superior's Calvary, ourcharming readings, the darting forth of our two souls toward the eternalsource of all greatness and all goodness. I can still see the littlechapel which you fitted up one day in your desk, the pretty wax tapers wemade for it, which we lighted one day during the cosmography class.

Oh, sweet recollections, how dear you are to me! Charming details of acalm and holy life, with what happiness do I recall you! Time inseparating you from me seems only to have brought you nearer inrecollection. I have seen life, alas! during these six long months, but,in acquiring a knowledge of the world, I have learned to love still morethe innocent ignorance of my past existence. Wiser than myself, you haveremained in the service of the Lord; you have understood the divinemission which had been reserved for you; you have been unwilling to stepover the profane threshold and to enter the world, that cavern, I oughtto say, in which I am now assailed, tossed about like a frail bark duringa tempest. Nay, the anger of the waves of the sea compared to that ofthe passions is mere child's play. Happy friend, who art ignorant ofwhat I have learned. Happy friend, whose eyes have not yet measured theabyss into which mine are already sunk.

But what was I to do? Was I not obliged--despite my vocation and thetender friendship which called me to your side--was I not obliged, I say,to submit to the exigencies imposed by the name I bear, and also to thewill of my father, who destined me for a military career in order todefend a noble cause which you too would defend? In short, I obeyed andquitted the college of the Fathers never to return again.

I went into the world, my heart charged with the salutary fears which ourpious education had caused to grow up there. I advanced cautiously,but very soon recoiled horror-stricken. I am eighteen; I am still young,I know, but I have already reflected much, while the experience of mypious instructors has imparted to my soul a precocious maturity whichenables me to judge of many things; besides my faith is so firmlyestablished and so deeply rooted in my being, that I can look about mewithout danger. I do not fear for my own salvation, but I am shockedwhen I think of the future of our modern society, and I pray the Lordfervently, from a heart untainted by sin, not to turn away Hiscountenance in wrath from our unhappy country. Even here, at the seat ofmy cousin, the Marchioness K------de C------, where I am at the presentmoment, I can discover nothing but frivolity among the men, and dangerouscoquetry among the women. The pernicious atmosphere of the period seemsto pervade even the highest rank of the French aristocracy. Sometimesdiscussions occur on matters pertaining to science and morals, which aima kind of indirect blow at religion itself, of which our Holy Father thePope should alone be called on to decide. In this way God permits,at the present day, certain petty savants, flat-headed men of science,to explain in a novel fashion the origin of humanity, and, despite theexcommunication which will certainly overtake them, to throw down a wildand impious challenge at the most venerable traditions.

I have not myself desired to be enlightened in regard to such basedepravity, but I have heard with poignant grief men with great minds andillustrious names attach some importance to it.

As to manners and customs, they are, without being immoral, which wouldbe out of the question in our society, distinguished by a frivolity and afaculty for being carried away with allurements which are shocking in theextreme. I will only give you a single example of this, although it isone that has struck me most forcibly.

Ten minutes' walk from the house there is a charming little streamovershadowed by spreading willows; the current is slight, the waterpellucid, and the bed covered with sand so fine that one's feet sink intoit like a carpet. Now, would you believe it, dear friend, that, in thishot weather, all those staying at the house go at the same time,together, and, without distinction of sex, bathe in it? A simple garmentof thin stuff, and very tight, somewhat imperfectly screens the strangelydaring modesty of the ladies. Forgive me, my pious friend, for enteringinto all these details, and for troubling the peacefulness of your soulby this picture of worldly scenes, but I promised to share with you myimpressions, as well as my most secret thoughts. It is a sacred contractwhich I am fulfilling.

I will, therefore, acknowledge that these bathing scenes shocked megreatly, the first time I heard them spoken of. I resented it with aspecies of disgust easy to understand, while I positively refused to takepart in them. To speak the truth, I was chafed a little; still, theseworldly railleries could not touch me, and had no effect on mydetermination.

Yesterday, however, about five in the afternoon, the Marchioness sent forme, and managed the affair so neatly, that it was impossible for me notto act as her escort.

We started. The maid carried the bathing costumes both of theMarchioness and of my sister, who was to join us later.

"I know," said my cousin, "that you swim well; the fame of your abilitieshas reached us here from your college. You are going to teach me tofloat, eh, Robert?"

"I do not set much store by such paltry physical acquirements, cousin,"I replied; "I swim fairly, nothing more."

And I turned my head to avoid an extremely penetrating aroma with whichher hair was impregnated. You know very well that I am subject tonervous attacks.

"But, my dear child, physical advantages are not so much to be despised."

This "dear child" displeased me much. My cousin is twenty-six, it istrue, but I am no longer, properly speaking, a "dear child," and besides,it denoted a familiarity which I did not care for. It was, on the partof the Marchioness, one of the consequences of that frivolity of mind,that carelessness of speech which I mentioned above, and nothing more;still, I was shocked at it. She went on:

"Exaggerated modesty is not good form in society," she said, turningtoward me with a smile. "You will, in time, make a very handsomecavalier, my dear Robert, and that which you now lack is easy to acquire.For instance, you should have your hair dressed by the Marquis's valet.He will do it admirably, and then you will be charming."

You must understand, my dear Claude, that I met these advances with afrigidity of manner that left no doubt as to my intentions.

"I repeat, my cousin," said I to her, "I attach to all this very littleimportance," and I emphasized my words by a firm and icy look. Thenonly, for I had not before cast my eyes on her, did I notice the peculiarelegance of her toilette, an elegance for which, unhappily, theperishable beauty of her person served as a pretext and an encouragement.

Her arms were bare, and her wrists covered with bracelets; the upper partof her neck was insufficiently veiled by the too slight fabric of atransparent gauze; in short, the desire to please was displayed in her byall the details of her appearance. I was stirred at the aspect of somuch frivolity, and I felt myself blush for pity, almost for shame.

We reached, at length, the verge of the stream. She loosed my arm andunceremoniously slid down, I can not say seated herself, upon the grass,throwing back the long curls depending from her chignon. The wordchignon, in the language of society, denotes that prominence of thecranium which is to be seen at the back of ladies' heads. It is producedby making coils or plaits of their long hair. I have cause to believe,from certain allusions I have heard, that many of these chignons are notnatural. There are women, most worthy daughters of Eve, who purchase forgold the hair--horyesco referens--of the wretched or the dead. Itsickens one.

She exploded with laughter at this joke, an unbecoming one, and withoutmuch point. Monsieur de Beaurenard is a friend of the Marquis, whohappens to have a high color. Out of politeness, I forced a smile, whichshe, no doubt, took for approbation, for she then launched out intoconversation--an indescribable flow of chatter, blending the most profanesentiments with the strangest religious ideas, the quiet of the countrywith the whirl of society, and all this with a freedom of gesture, acharm of expression, a subtlety of glance, and a species of earthlypoesy, by which any other soul than mine would have been seduced.

"This is a pretty spot, this charming little nook, is it not?"

"Certainly, my dear cousin."

"And these old willows with their large tops overhanging the stream; seehow the field-flowers cluster gayly about their battered trunks! Howstrange, too, that young foliage, so elegant, so silvery, those branchesso slender and so supple! So much elegance, freshness and youth shootingup from that old trunk which seems as if accursed!"

"God does not curse a vegetable, my cousin."

"That is possible; but I can not help finding in willows something whichis suggestive of humanity. Perpetual old age resembles punishment.That old reprobate of the bank there is expiating and suffering, that oldQuasimodo of the fields. What would you that I should do about it, mycousin, for that is the impression that it gives me? What is there totell me that the willow is not the final incarnation of an impenitentangler?" And she burst out laughing.

"Those are pagan ideas, and as such are so opposed to the dogmas offaith, that I am obliged, in order to explain their coming from yourmouth, to suppose that you are trying to make a fool of me."

"Not the least in the world; I am not making fun of you, my dear Robert.You are not a baby, you know! Come, go and get ready for a swim; I willgo into my dressing-tent and do the same."

She saluted me with her hand, as she lifted one of the sides of the tent,with unmistakable coquetry. What a strange mystery is the heart ofwoman!

I sought out a spot shaded by the bushes, thinking over these things; butit was not long before I had got into my bathing costume. I thought ofyou, my pious friend, as I was buttoning the neck and the wrists of thisconventional garment. How many times have you not helped me to executethis little task about which I was so awkward. Briefly, I entered thewater and was about to strike out when the sound of the marchioness'svoice assailed my ears. She was talking with her maid inside the tent.I stopped and listened; not out of guilty curiosity, I can assure you,but out of a sincere wish to become better acquainted with that soul.

"No, no, Julie," the marchioness was saying. "No, no; I won't hear yousay any more about that frightful waterproof cap. The water gets insideand does not come out. Twist up my hair in a net; nothing more isrequired."

"Your ladyship's hair will get wet."

"Then you can powder it. Nothing is better for drying than powder. Andso, I shall wear my light blue dress this evening; blond powder will gowith it exactly. My child, you are becoming foolish. I told you toshorten my bathing costume, by taking it up at the knees. Just see whatit looks like!"

"I was fearful that your ladyship would find it too tight for swimming."

"Tight! Then why have you taken it in three good inches just here? Seehow it wrinkles up; it is ridiculous, don't you see it, my girl, don'tyou see it?"

The sides of the tent were moved; and I guessed that my cousin wassomewhat impatiently assuming the costume in question, in order thebetter to point out its defects to her maid.

"I don't want to look as if I were wound up in a sheet, but yet I want tobe left freedom of action. You can not get it into your head, Julie,that this material will not stretch. You see now that I stoop a little-Ah! you see it at last, that's well."

Weak minds! Is it not true, my pious friend, that there are those whocan be absorbed by such small matters? I find these preoccupations to beso frivolous that I was pained at being even the involuntary recipient ofthem, and I splashed the water with my hands to announce my presence andput a stop to a conversation which shocked me.

"I am coming to you, Robert; get into the water. Has your sister arrivedyet?" said my cousin, raising her voice; then softly, and addressing hermaid, she added: "Yes, of course, lace it tightly. I want support."

One side of the tent was raised, and my relative appeared. I know notwhy I shuddered, as if at the approach of some danger. She advanced twoor three steps on the fine sand, drawing from her fingers as she did so,the gold rings she was accustomed to wear; then she stopped, handed themto Julie, and, with a movement which I can see now, but which it isimpossible for me to describe to you, kicked off into the grass theslippers, with red bows, which enveloped her feet.

She had only taken three paces, but it sufficed to enable me to remarkthe singularity of her gait. She walked with short, timid steps, herbare arms close to her sides.

She had divested herself of all the outward tokens of a woman, save thetresses of her hair, which were rolled up in a net. As for the rest, shewas a comical-looking young man, at once slender yet afflicted by anunnatural plumpness, one of those beings who appear to us in dreams, andin the delirium of fever, one of those creatures toward whom an unknownpower attracts us, and who resemble angels too nearly not to be demons.

"Well, Robert, of what are you thinking? Give me your hand and help meto get into the water."

She dipped the toes of her arched foot into the pellucid stream.

"This always gives one a little shock, but the water ought to bedelightful to-day," said she. "But what is the matter with you?--yourhand shakes. You are a chilly mortal, cousin."

The fact is, I was not trembling either through fear or cold; but onapproaching the Marchioness, the sharp perfume which emanated from herhair went to my head, and with my delicate nerves you will readilyunderstand that I was about to faint. I mastered this sensation,however. She took a firm grip of my hand, as one would clasp the knob ofa cane or the banister of a stair, and we advanced into the stream sideby side.

As we advanced the stream became deeper. The Marchioness, as the waterrose higher, gave vent to low cries of fear resembling the hiss of aserpent; then she broke out into ringing bursts of laughter, and drewcloser and closer to me. Finally, she stopped, and turning she lookedstraight into my eyes. I felt then that moment was a solemn one. Ithought a hidden precipice was concealed at my feet, my heart throbbed asif it would burst, and my head seemed to be on fire.

"Come now, teach me to float on my back, Robert. Legs straight andextended, arms close to the body, that's the way, is it not?"

That was the moment when I ought to have said to her: "No, Madame, I amnot the man to support coquettes, and I will not." But I did not daresay that; my tongue remained silent, and I passed my arm round theMarchioness's waist, in order to support her more easily.

Alas! I had made a mistake; perhaps an irreparable one.

In that supreme moment it was but too true that I adored her seductivecharms. Let me cut it short. When I held her thus it seemed to me thatall the blood in my body rushed back to my heart--a deadly thrill ranthrough every limb--from shame and indignation, no doubt; my visionbecame obscure; it seemed as if my soul was leaving my body, and I fellforward fainting, and dragged her down to the bottom of the water in amortal clutch.

I heard a loud cry. I felt her arms interlace my neck, her clenchedfingers sink deep into my flesh, and all was over. I had lostconsciousness.

When I came to myself I was lying on the grass. Julie was chafing myhands, and the Marchioness, in her bathing-dress, which was streamingwith water, was holding a vinaigrette to my nose. She looked at meseverely, although in her glance there was a shade of pleasedsatisfaction, the import of which escaped me.

"Baby! you great baby!" said she.

Now that you know all the facts, my pious friend, bestow on me the favorof your counsel, and thank heaven that you live remote from scenes likethese.

With heart and soul, Your sincere friend, ROBERT DE K-----DEC------.

CHAPTER III

MADAME DE K.

It is possible that you know Madame de K.; if this be so, I congratulateyou, for she is a very remarkable person. Her face is pretty, but theydo not say of her, "Ah, what a pretty woman!" They say: "Madame de K.?Ah! to be sure, a fine woman!" Do you perceive the difference? it iseasy to grasp it. That which charms in her is less what one sees thanwhat one guesses at. Ah! to be sure, a fine woman! That is what is saidafter dinner when we have dined at her house, and when her husband, whounfortunately is in bad health and does not smoke, has gone to fetchcigars from his desk. It is said in a low tone, as though in confidence;but from this affected reserve, it is easy to read conviction on the partof each of the guests. The ladies in the drawing room do not suspect thecharming freedom which characterizes the gossip of the gentlemen whenthey have gone into the smoking-room to puff their cigars over a cup ofcoffee.

"Yes, yes, she is a very fine woman."

"Ah! the deuce, expansive beauty, opulent."

"But poor De K. makes me feel anxious; he does not seem to get anybetter. Does it not alarm you, Doctor?"

Every one smiles 'sub rosa' at the idea that poor De K., who has gone tofetch cigars, pines away visibly, while his wife is so well.

"He is foolish; he works too hard, as I have told him. His position atthe ministry--thanks, I never take sugar."

"But, really, it is serious, for after all he is not strong," ventures aguest, gravely, biting his lips meanwhile to keep from laughing.

"I think even that within the last year her beauty has developed," says alittle gentleman, stirring his coffee.

"De K.'s beauty? I never could see it."

"I don't say that."

"Excuse me, you did; is it not so, Doctor?"

"Forsooth!"--"How now! Come, let us make the distinction."--"Ha, ha,ha!" And there is a burst of that hearty laughter which men affect toassist digestion. The ice is broken, they draw closer to each other andcontinue in low tones:

"She has a fine neck! for when she turned just now it looked as if ithad been sculptured."

"Her neck, her neck! but what of her hands, her arms and her shoulders!Did you see her at Leon's ball a fortnight ago? A queen, my dear fellow,a Roman empress. Neck, shoulders, arms--"

"And all the rest," hazards some one, looking down into his cup. Alllaugh heartily, and the good De K. comes in with a box of cigars whichlook exceptional.

I have often dined with my friend De K., and I have always, or almostalways, heard a conversation similar to the preceding. But I must avowthat the evening on which I heard the impertinent remark of thisgentleman I was particularly shocked; first, because De K. is my friend,and in the second place because I can not endure people who speak of thatof which they know nothing. I make bold to say that I alone in Parisunderstand this matter to the bottom. Yes, yes, I alone; and the reasonis not far to seek. Paul and his brother are in England; Ernest is aconsul in America; as for Leon, he is at Hycres in his littlesubprefecture. You see, therefore, that in truth I am the only one inParis who can--

"But hold, Monsieur Z., you must be joking. Explain yourself; come tothe point. Do you mean to say that Madame de K.--oh! dear me! but thatis most 'inconvenant'!"

Nothing, nothing! I am foolish. Let us suppose that I had not spoken,ladies; let us speak of something else. How could the idea have got intomy head of saying anything about "all the rest"? Let us talk ofsomething else.

It was a real spring morning, the rain fell in torrents and the northwind blew furiously, when the damsel, more dead than alive----

The fact is, I feel I can not get out of it. It will be better to tellall. Only swear to me to be discreet. On your word of honor? Well,then, here goes.

I am, I repeat, the only man in Paris who can speak from knowledge of"all the rest" in regard to Madame de K.

Some years ago--but do not let us anticipate--I say, some years ago I hadan intimate friend at whose house we met many evenings. In summer thewindows were left open, and we used to sit in armchairs and chat ofaffairs by the light of our cigars. Now, one evening, when we weretalking of fishing--all these details are still fresh in my memory--weheard the sound of a powerful harpsichord, and soon followed the harshnotes of a voice more vigorous than harmonious, I must admit.

"Aha! she has altered her hours," said Paul, regarding one of the windowsof the house opposite.

"Who has changed her hours, my dear fellow?"

"My neighbor. A robust voice, don't you think so? Usually she practisesin the morning, and I like that better, for it is the time I go out for awalk."

Instinctively I glanced toward the lighted window, and through the drawncurtains I distinctly perceived a woman, dressed in white, with her hairloose, and swaying before her instrument like a person conscious that shewas alone and responding to her own inspirations.

"My Fernand, go, seek glo-o-o-ry," she was singing at the top of hervoice. The singing appeared to me mediocre, but the songstress in herpeignoir interested me much.

"Gentlemen," said I, "it appears to me there is behind that frailtissue"--I alluded to the curtain--"a very handsome woman. Put out yourcigars, if you please; their light might betray our presence andembarrass the fair singer."

The cigars were at once dropped--the window was even almost completelyclosed for greater security--and we began to watch.

This was not, I know, quite discreet, but, as the devil willed it, wewere young bachelors, all five of us, and then, after all, dear reader,would not you have done the same?

When the song was concluded, the singer rose. It was very hot and hergarment must have been very thin, for the light, which was at the fartherend of the room, shone through the fabric. It was one of those longrobes which fall to the feet, and which custom has reserved for nightwear. The upper part is often trimmed with lace, the sleeves are wide,the folds are long and flowing, and usually give forth a perfume ofambergris or violet. But perhaps you know this garment as well as I.The fair one drew near the looking-glass, and it seemed to us that shewas contemplating her face; then she raised her hands in the air, and, inthe graceful movement she made, the sleeve, which was unbuttoned and veryloose, slipped from her beautifully rounded arm, the outline of which wedistinctly perceived.

"The devil!" said Paul, in a stifled voice, but he could say no more.

The songstress then gathered up her hair, which hung very low, in her twohands and twisted it in the air, just as the washerwomen do. Her head,which we saw in profile, inclined a little forward, and her shoulders,which the movement of her arms threw back, presented a more prominent andclear outline.

"Marble, Parian marble!" muttered Paul. "O Cypris! Cytherea! Paphia!"

"Be quiet, you donkey!"

It really seemed as if the flame of the candle understood ourappreciation and ministered specially to our admiration. Placed behindthe fair songstress, it illuminated her so perfectly that the garmentwith the long folds resembled those thin vapors which veil the horizonwithout hiding it, and in a word, the most inquisitive imagination,disarmed by so much courtesy, was ready to exclaim, "That is enough!"

Soon the fair one moved forward toward her bed, sat down in a very lowarmchair, in which she stretched herself out at her ease, and remainedfor some moments, with her hands clasped over her head and her limbsextended. just then midnight struck; we saw her take her right legslowly and cross it over her left, when we perceived that she had not yetremoved her shoes and stockings.

But what is the use of asking any more about it? These recollectionstrouble me, and, although they have fixed themselves in my mind-veryfirmly indeed, I can assure you--I feel an embarrassment mingled withmodesty at relating all to you at length. Besides, at the moment sheturned down the clothes, and prepared, to get into bed, the light wentout.

On the morrow, about ten o'clock in the evening, we all five again foundourselves at Paul's, four of us with opera-glasses in our pockets. As onthe previous evening, the fair songstress sat down at her piano, thenproceeded slowly to make her night toilette. There was the same grace,the same charm, but when we came to the fatal moment at which on thepreceding night the candle had gone out, a faint thrill ran through usall. To tell the truth, for my part, I was nervous. Heaven, veryfortunately, was now on our side; the candle continued to burn. Theyoung woman then, with her charming hand, the plump outlines of which wecould easily distinguish, smoothed the pillow, patted it, arranged itwith a thousand caressing precautions in which the thought was suggested,"With what happiness shall I now go and bury my head in it!"

Then she smoothed down the little wrinkles in the bed, the contact withwhich might have irritated her, and, raising herself on her right arm,like a horseman, about to get into the saddle, we saw her left knee,smooth and shining as marble, slowly bury itself. We seemed to hear akind of creaking, but this creaking sounded joyful. The sight was brief,too brief, alas! and it was in a species of delightful confusion that weperceived a well-rounded limb, dazzlingly white, struggling in the silkof the quilt. At length everything became quiet again, and it was asmuch as we could do to make out a smooth, rose-tinted little foot which,not being sleepy, still lingered outside and fidgeted with the silkencovering.

Delightful souvenir of my lively youth! My pen splutters, my paper seemsto blush to the color of that used by the orange-sellers. I believe Ihave said too much.

I learned some time afterward that my friend De K. was about to bemarried, and, singularly enough, was going to wed this beautiful creaturewith whom I was so well acquainted.

"A charming woman!" I exclaimed one day.

"You know her, then?" said someone.

"I? No, not the least in the world."

"But?"

"Yes-no, let me see; I have seen her once at high mass."

"She is not very pretty," some one remarked to me.

"No, not her face," I rejoined, and added to myself, "No, not her face,but all the rest!"

It is none the less true that for some time past this secret has beenoppressing me, and, though I decided to-day to reveal it to you, it wasbecause it seems to me that to do so would quiet my conscience.

The faithful are flocking up the steps of the temple; spring toilettesalready glitter in the sun; trains sweep the dust with their long flowingfolds; feathers and ribbons flutter; the bell chimes solemnly, whilecarriages keep arriving at a trot, depositing upon the pavement all thatis most pious and most noble in the Faubourg, then draw up in line at thefarther end of the square.

Be quick, elbow your way through the crowd if you want a good place; theAbbe Gelon preaches to-day on abstinence, and when the Abbe Gelonpreaches it is as if Patti were singing.

Enter Madame, pushes the triple door, which recloses heavily, brusheswith rapid fingers the holywater sprinkler which that pious old man holdsout, and carefully makes a graceful little sign of the cross so as not tospot her ribbons.

Do you hear these discreet and aristocratic whisperings?

"Good morning, my dear."

"Good morning, dear. It is always on abstinence that he preaches, is itnot? Have you a seat?"

"Yes, yes, come with me. You have got on your famous bonnet, I see?"

"Yes; do you like it? It is a little showy, is it not? What a multitudeof people! Where is your husband?"

"Showy! Oh, no, it is splendid. My husband is in the churchwarden'spew; he left before me; he is becoming a fanatic--he speaks of lunchingon radishes and lentils."

"That ought to be very consoling to you."

"Don't mention it. Come with me. See; there are Ernestine and Louise.Poor Louise's nose, always the same; who would believe that she drinksnothing stronger than water?"

The ladies push their way among the chairs, some of which they upset withthe greatest unconcern.

Arrived at their places they sink down on their knees, and, moist-eyedand full of feeling, cast a look of veiled adoration toward the highaltar, then hide their faces with their gloved hands.

For a very few minutes they gracefully deprecate themselves in the eyesof the Lord, then, taking their seats, coquettishly arrange the immensebows of their bonnet-strings, scan the assembly through a gold eyeglass,with the little finger turning up; finally, while smoothing down thesatin folds of a dress difficult to keep in place, they scatter, rightand left, charming little recognitions and delightful little smiles.

"Are you comfortable, dear?"

"Quite, thanks. Do you see in front there, between the two tapers,Louise and Madame de C-------? Is it allowable in any one to come tochurch got up like that?"

"Oh! I have never believed much in the piety of Madame de C-------.You know her history--the story of the screen? I will tell it you later.Ah! there is the verger."

The verger shows his bald head in the pulpit of truth. He arranges theseat, adjusts the kneeling-stool, then withdraws and allows the AbbeGelon, who is somewhat pale from Lenten fasting, but striking, as healways is, in dignity, elegance, and unction. A momentary flutter passesthrough the congregation, then they settle down comfortably. The noisedies away, and all eyes are eagerly looking toward the face of thepreacher. With his eyes turned to heaven, the latter stands upright andmotionless; a light from above may be divined in his inspired look;his beautiful, white hands, encircled at the wrists by fine lace, arecarelessly placed on the red velvet cushion of the pulpit. He waits afew moments, coughs twice, unfolds his handkerchief, deposits his squarehat in a corner, and, bending forward, lets fall from his lips in thosesweet slow, persuasive tones, by which he is known, the first words ofhis sermon, "Ladies!"

With this single word he has already won all hearts. Slowly he castsover his audience a mellow glance, which penetrates and attracts; then,having uttered a few Latin words which he has the tact to translatequickly into French, he continues:

"What is it to abstain? Why should we abstain? How should we abstain?Those are the three points, ladies, I shall proceed to discuss."

He blows his nose, coughs; a holy thrill stirs every heart. How will hetreat this magnificent subject? Let us listen.

Is it not true, Madame, that your heart is piously stirred, and that atthis moment you feel an actual thirst for abstinence and mortification?

The holy precincts are bathed in a soft obscurity, similar to that ofyour boudoir, and inducing revery.

I know not how much of the ineffable and of the vaguely exhilaratingpenetrates your being. But the voice of this handsome and venerated oldman has, amidst the deep silence, something deliciously heavenly aboutit. Mysterious echoes repeat from the far end of the temple each of hiswords, and in the dim light of the sanctuary the golden candlesticksglitter like precious stones. The old stained-glass windows with theirsymbolic figures become suddenly illuminated, a flood of light andsunshine spreads through the church like a sheet of fire. Are theheavens opening? Is the Spirit from on high descending among us?

While lost in pious revery, which soothes and lulls, one gazes withecstasy on the fanciful details of the sculptures which vanish in thegroined roof above, and on the quaint pipes of the organ with its hundredvoices. The beliefs of childhood piously inculcated in your heartsuddenly reawaken; a vague perfume of incense again penetrates the air.The stone pillars shoot up to infinite heights, and from these celestialarches depends the golden lamp which sways to and fro in space, diffusingits eternal light. Truly, God is great.

By degrees the sweet tones of the preacher enrapture one more and more,and the sense of his words are lost; and, listening to the divine murmurof that saint-like voice, your eyes, like those of a child falling asleepin the bosom of the Creator, close.

You do not go to sleep, but your head inclines forward, the ethereallight surrounds you, and your soul, delighting in the uncertain, plungesinto celestial space, and loses itself in infinity.

What a sweet and holily intoxicating sensation, a delicious ecstasy!Nevertheless, there are those who smile at this religious raise-en-scene,these pomps and splendors, this celestial music, which soothes the nervesand thrills the brain! Pity on these scoffers who do not comprehend theineffable delight of being able to open at will the gates of Paradise tothemselves, and to become, at odd moments, one with the angels! But whatpurpose does it serve to speak of the faithless and of their harmless,smiles? As the Abbe Gelon has in his inimitable manner observed, "Theheart is a fortress, incessantly assailed by the spirit of darkness."

The idea of a constant struggle with this powerful being has somethingabout it that adds tenfold to our strength and flatters our vanity.What, alone in your fortress, Madame; alone with the spirit of darkness.

But hush! the Abbe Gelon is finishing in a quivering and fatigued voice.His right hand traces in the air the sign of peace. Then he wipes hishumid forehead, his eyes sparkle with divine light, he descends thenarrow stairs, and we hear on the pavement the regular taps of the rod ofthe verger, who is reconducting him to the vestry.

"Superb! and further on: 'Yes, ladies, you are coquettes.' He told ussome hard truths; he speaks admirably."

"Admirably! He is divine!"

It is four o'clock, the church is plunged in shadow and silence. Theconfused rumble of the vehicles without hardly penetrates this dwellingof prayer, and the creak of one's boots, echoing in the distance, is theonly human noise which ruffles the deep calm.

However, in proportion as we advance, we perceive in the chapels groupsof the faithful, kneeling, motionless and silent. In viewing the despairthat their attitude appears to express, we are overwhelmed with sadnessand uneasiness. Is it an appeal for the damned?

The aspects of one of these chapels is peculiar. A hundred or a hundredand fifty ladies, almost buried in silk and velvet, are crowded devoutlyabout the confessional. A sweet scent of violets and vervain permeatesthe vicinity, and one halts, in spite of one's self, in the presence ofthis large display of elegance.

From each of the two cells adjoining the confessional shoot out the foldsof a rebellious skirt, for the penitent, held fast at the waist, has beenable to get only half of her form into the narrow space. However, herhead can be distinguished moving in the shadow, and we can guess from thecontrite movements of her white feather that her forehead is bowed byreason of remonstrance and repentance.

Hardly has she concluded her little story when a dozen of her neighborsrush forward to replace her. This eagerness is quite explicable, forthis chapel is the one in which the Abbe Gelon hears confessions, and Ineed not tell you that when the Abbe Gelon confesses it is the same as ifhe were preaching--there is a crowd.

The good Abbe confesses all these ladies, and, with angelic devotion,remains shut up for hours in this dark, narrow, suffocating box, throughthe grating of which two penitents are continually whispering their sins.

The dear Abbe! the most likable thing about him is that he is not longover the business. He knows how to get rid of useless details; heperceives, with subtle instinct and a sureness of vision that spares youa thousand embarrassments, the condition of a soul, so that, besidesbeing a man of intelligence and of the world, he renders the repetitionof those little weaknesses, of which he has whispered the one half toyou, almost agreeable.

In coming to him with one's little burden of guilt, one feels somewhatembarrassed, but while one is hesitating about telling him all, he, witha discreet and skilful hand, disencumbers one of it rapidly, examines thecontents, smiles or consoles, and the confession is made without onehaving uttered a single word; so that after all is over the penitentexclaims, prostrating one's self before God, "But, Lord, I was pure, pureas the lily, and yet how uneasy I was!"

Even when he assumes the sacerdotal habit and ceases to be a man, andspeaks in the name of God, the tones of his voice, the refinement of hislook, reveal innate distinction and that spotless courtesy which can notharm even a minister of God, and which one must cultivate on this side ofthe Rue du Bac.

If God wills that there must be a Faubourg St.-Germain in the world--andit can not be denied that He does--is it not proper that He should giveus a minister who speaks our language and understands our weaknesses?Nothing is more obvious, and I really do not comprehend some of theseladies who talk to me about the Abbe Brice. Not that I wish to speak illof the good Abbe, for this is neither the time nor the place for it;he is a holy man, but his sanctity is a little bourgeois and needspolish.

With him one has to dot one's i's; he is dull in perception, or does notperceive at all.

Acknowledge a peccadillo, and his brows knit, he must know the hour, themoment, the antecedents; he examines, he probes, he weighs, and finisheshis thousand questions by being indiscreet and almost improper. Is therenot, even in the holy mission of the priest, a way of being politelysevere, and of acting the gentleman to people well born?

The Abbe Brice--and there is no reason why I should conceal it--smells ofthe stable, which must be prejudicial to him. He is slightly Republican,too, wears clumsy boots, has awful nails, and when he gets new gloves,twice a year, his fingers stand out stiff and separate.

I do not, I would have you remark, deny his admirable virtues; but saywhat you like, you will never get a woman of fashion to confide her"little affairs" to a farmer's son, and address him as "Father." Mattersmust not be carried the length of absurdity; besides, this Abbe Bricealways smells detestably of snuff.

He confesses all sorts of people, and you will agree that it is notpleasant to have one's maid or one's cook for one's visa-vis at theconfessional.

There is not a woman who understands Christian humility better thanyourself, dear Madame; but all the same you are not accustomed to travelin an omnibus. You may be told that in heaven you will only be too happyto call your coachman "Brother," and to say to Sarah Jane, "Sister," butthese worthy folk shall have first passed through purgatory, and firepurifies everything. Again, what is there to assure us that Sarah Janewill go to heaven, since you yourself, dear Madame, are not so sure ofentering there?

It is hence quite well understood why the Abbe Gelon's chapel is crowded.If a little whispering goes on, it is because they have been waitingthree long hours, and because everybody knows one another.

"Ah! is that you, dear? Come here. Clementine and Madame de B. arethere in the corner at the cannon's mouth. You will have to wait twogood hours."

"If Madame de B. is there, it does not surprise me. She isinexhaustible, and there is no other woman who is so long in telling athing. Have all these people not had their turn yet? Ah! there isErnestine." (She waves her hand to her quietly.) "That child is anangel. She acknowledged to me the other day that her conscience troubledher because, on reading the 'Passion,' she could not make up her mind tokiss the mat."

"Ah! charming; but, tell me, do you kiss the mat yourself?"

"I! no, never in my life; it is so nasty, dear."

"You confess to the omission, at least?"

"Oh! I confess all those little trifles in a lump. I say, 'Father, Ihave erred out of human self-respect.' I give the total at once."

"That is just what I do, and that dear Abbe Gelon discharges the bill."

"Seriously, time would fail him if he acted otherwise. But it seems tome that we are whispering a little too much, dear; let me think over mylittle bill."

Madame leans upon her praying-stool. Gracefully she removes, withouttaking her eyes off the altar, the glove from her right hand, and withher thumb turns the ring of Ste-Genevieve that serves her as a rosary,moving her lips the while. Then, with downcast eyes and set lips, sheloosens the fleur-de-lys-engraved clasp of her Book of Hours, and seeksout the prayers appropriate to her condition.

She reads with fervency: "'My God, crushed beneath the burden of my sinsI cast myself at thy feet'--how annoying that it should be so cold to thefeet. With my sore throat, I am sure to have influenza,--'that I castmyself at thy feet'--tell me, dear, do you know if the chapel-keeper hasa footwarmer? Nothing is worse than cold feet, and that Madame de P.sticks there for hours. I am sure she confesses her friends' sins alongwith her own. It is intolerable; I no longer have any feeling in myright foot; I would pay that woman for her foot-warmer--'I bow my head inthe dust under the weight of repentance, and of........'"

"Ah! Madame de P. has finished; she is as red as the comb of a turkey-cock."

Four ladies rush forward with pious ardor to take her place.

"Ah! Madame, do not push so, I beg of you."

"But I was here before you, Madame."

"I beg a thousand pardons, Madame."

"You surely have a very strange idea of the respect which is due to thishallowed spot."

"Hush, hush! Profit by the opportunity, Madame; slip through and takethe vacant place. (Whispering.) Do not forget the big one last night,and the two little ones of this morning."

CHAPTER V

MADAME AND HER FRIEND CHAT BY THE FIRESIDE

Madam--(moving her slender fingers)--It is ruched, ruched, ruched, lovesof ruches, edged all around with blond.

Her Friend--That is good style, dear.

Madame--Yes, I think it will be the style, and over this snowlike foamfall the skirts of blue silk like the bodice; but a lovely blue,something like--a little less pronounced than skyblue, you know, like--my husband calls it a subdued blue.

Her Friend--Splendid. He is very happy in his choice of terms.

Madame--Is he not? One understands at once--a subdued blue.It describes it exactly.

Her Friend--But apropos of this, you know that Ernestine has not forgivenhim his pleasantry of the other evening.

Madame--How, of my husband? What pleasantry? The other evening when theAbbe Gelon and the Abbe Brice were there?

Her Friend--And his son, who was there also.

Madame--What! the Abbe's son? (Both break into laughter.)

Her Friend--But--ha! ha! ha!--what are you saying, ha! ha! you littlegoose?

Madame--I said the Abbe Gelon and the Abbe Brice, and you add, 'And hisson.' It is your fault, dear. He must be a choir-boy, that cherub.(More laughter.)

Her Friend--(placing her hand over hey mouth)--Be quiet, be quiet; it istoo bad; and in Lent, too!

Madame--Well, but of whose son are you speaking?

Her Friend--Of Ernestine's son, don't you know, Albert, a picture ofinnocence. He heard your husband's pleasantry, and his mother was vexed.

Madame--My dear, I really don't know to what you refer. Please tell meall about it.

Hey Friend--Well, on entering the drawing-room, and perceiving thecandelabra lit up, and the two Abbe's standing at that moment in themiddle of the room, your husband appeared as if looking for something,and when Ernestine asked him what it was, he said aloud: "I am lookingfor the holy-water; please, dear neighbor, excuse me for coming in themiddle of the service."

Madame--Is it possible? (Laughing.) The fact is, he can not get out ofit; he has met the two Abbes, twice running, at Ernestine's. Herdrawing-room is a perfect sacristy.

Hey Friend (dryly)--A sacristy! How regardless you are getting in yourlanguage since your marriage, dear.

Madame--Not more than before. I never cared to meet priests elsewherethan at church.

Her Friend--Come, you are frivolous, and if I did not know you better--but do you not like to meet the Abbe Gelon?

Madame--Ah! the Abbe Gelon, that is quite different. He is charming.

Her Friend--(briskly)--His manners are so distingue.

Madame--And respectful. His white hair is such an admirable frame forhis pale face, which is so full of unction.

Her Friend--Oh! yes, he has unction, and his looks--those sweetlysoftened looks! The other day, when he was speaking on the mediation ofChrist, he was divine. At one moment he wiped away a tear; he was nolonger master of his emotions; but he grew calm almost immediately--hispower of self-command is marvellous; then he went on quietly, but theemotion in turn had overpowered us. It was electrifying. The Countessde S., who was near me, was bubbling like a spring, under her yellowbonnet.

Madame--Ah! yes, I have seen that yellow bonnet. What a sight thatMadame de S. is!

Her Friend--The truth is, she is always dressed like an applewoman. Abishopric has been offered these messieurs, I know, on good authority; myhusband had it from De l'Euvre. Well--

Madame--(interrupting her)--A bishopric offered to Madame de S. It waswrong to do so.

Her Friend--You make fun of everything, my dear; there are, however, somesubjects which should be revered. I tell you that the mitre and the ringhave been offered to the Abby Gelon. Well, he refused them. God knows,however, that the pastoral ring would well become his hand.

Madame--Oh! yes, he has a lovely hand.

Her Friend--He has a white, slender, and aristocratic hand. Perhaps itis a wrong for us to dwell on these worldly details, but after all hishand is really beautiful. Do you know (enthusiastically) I find that theAbbe Gelon compels love of religion? Were you ever present at hislectures?

Madame--I was at the first one. I would have gone again on Thursday, butMadame Savain came to try on my bodice and I had a protracted discussionwith her about the slant of the skirts.

Her Friend--Ah! the skirts are cut slantingly.

Madame--Yes, yes, with little cross-bars, which is an idea of my own--Ihave not seen it anywhere else; I think it will not look badly.

Her Friend--Madame Savain told me that you had suppressed the shouldersof the corsage.

Madame--Ah! the gossip! Yes, I will have nothing on the shoulders but aribbon, a trifle, just enough to fasten a jewel to--I was afraid that thecorsage would look a little bare. Madame Savain had laid on, atintervals, some ridiculous frippery. I wanted to try something else--myplan of crossbars, there and then--and I missed the dear Abbe Gelon'slecture. He was charming, it seems.

Her Friend--Oh! charming. He spoke against bad books; there was a largecrowd. He demolished all the horrible opinions of Monsieur Renan. Whata monster that man is!

Madame--You have read his book?

Her Friend--Heaven forbid! Don't you know it is impossible for one tofind anything more--well, it must be very bad 'Messieurs de l'OEuvre' forthe Abbe Gelon, in speaking to one of these friends of my husband,uttered the word----

Madame--Well, what word?

Her Friend--I dare not tell you, for, really, if it is true it would makeone shudder. He said that it was (whispering in her ear) the Antichrist!It makes one feel aghast, does it not! They sell his photograph; he hasa satanic look. (Looking at the clock.) Half-past two--I must run away;I have given no orders about dinner. These three fast-days in the weekare to me martyrdom. One must have a little variety; my husband is veryfastidious. If we did not have water-fowl I should lose my head. How doyou get on, dear?

Madame--Oh! with me it is very simple, provided I do not make my husbandleaner; he eats anything. You know, Augustus is not very much--

Her Friend--Not very much! I think that he is much too spare; for, afterall, if we do not in this life impose some privations upon ourselves--no,that would be too easy. I hope, indeed, that you have a dispensation?

Madame--Oh! yes, I am safe as to that.

Her Friend--I have one, of course, for butter and eggs, as vice-chancellor of the Association. The Abbe Gelon begged me to accept acomplete dispensation on account of my headaches, but I refused. Yes!I refused outright. If one makes a compromise with one's principles--but then there are people who have no principles.

Madame--If you mean that to apply to my husband, you are wrong. Augustusis not a heathen--he has excellent principles.

Her Friend--Excellent principles! You make my blood boil. But there,I must go. Well, it is understood, I count upon you for Tuesday; he willpreach upon authority, a magnificent subject, and we may expectallusions--Ah! I forgot to tell you; I am collecting and I expect yourmite, dear. I take as low a sum as a denier (the twelfth of a penny).I have an idea of collecting with my little girl on my praying-stool.Madame de K. collected on Sunday at St. Thomas's and her baby held thealms-bag. The little Jesus had an immense success--immense!

Madame--I must go now. How will you dress?

Her Friend--Oh! for the present, quite simply and in black; youunderstand.

Madame--Besides, black becomes you so well.

Her Friend--Yes, everything is for the best; black does not suit me atall ill. Tuesday, then. But my dear, try to bring your husband, helikes music so much.

Madame--Well, I can not promise that.

Her Fiend--Ah! mon Dieu! they are all like that, these men; they arestrong-minded, and when grace touches them, they look back on their pastlife with horror. When my husband speaks of his youth, the tears comeinto his eyes. I must tell you; that he has not always been as he isnow; he was a gay boy in his youth, poor fellow. I do not detest a manbecause he knows life a little, do you? But I am gossiping and timepasses; I have a call to make yet on Madame W. I do not know whether shehas found her juvenile lead.

Madame--What for, in Heaven's name?

Her Friend--For her evening party. There are to be private theatricalsat her house, but for a pious object, you may be sure, during Lent; it isso as to have a collection on behalf of the Association. I must fly.Good-by, dear.

Madame--Till Tuesday, dear; in full uniform?

Her Friend--(smiling)--In full uniform. Kind regards to your reprobate.I like him very much all the same. Good-by.

CHAPTER VI

A DREAM

Sleeplessness is almost always to be traced to indigestion. My friend,Dr. Jacques, is there and he will tell you so.

Now, on that particular evening, it was last Friday, I had committed themistake of eating brill, a fish that positively disagrees with me.

God grant that the account of the singular dream which ensued may inspireyou with some prudent reflections.

Be that as it may, this was my dream, in all its extravagance.

I had, in this dream, the honor to belong, as senior curate, to one ofthe most frequented parish churches in Paris. What could be moreridiculous! I was, moreover, respectably stout, possessed a head deckedwith silver locks, well-shaped hands, an aquiline nose, great unction,the friendship of the lady worshippers, and, I venture to add, the esteemof the rector.

While I was reciting the thanksgiving after service, and at the same timeunfastening the cords of my alb, the rector came up to me (I see him evennow) blowing his nose.

"Most certainly. Are you well this morning? I had a good congregationat mass."

Having said this, I finished my thanksgiving, put my alb into thewardrobe, and, offering a pinch to the rector, added cheerily:

"This is not breaking the fast, is it?"

"Ha! ha! no, no, no! Besides, it wants five minutes to twelve and theclock is slow."

We took a pinch together and walked off arm in arm by the little sidedoor, for night sacraments, chatting in a friendly way.

Suddenly I found myself transported into my confessional. The chapel wasfull of ladies who all bowed at my approach. I entered my narrow box,the key of which I had. I arranged on the seat the air-cushion which isindispensable to me on the evenings preceding great church festivals, thesittings at that season being always prolonged. I slipped the whitesurplice which was hanging from a peg over my cassock, and, aftermeditating for a moment, opened the little shutter that puts me incommunication with the penitents.

I will not undertake to describe to you one by one the different peoplewho came and knelt before me. I will not tell you, for instance, how oneof them, a lady in black, with a straight nose, thin lips, and sallowcomplexion, after reciting her Confiteor in Latin, touched me infinitelyby the absolute confidence she placed in me, though I was not of her sex.In five minutes she found the opportunity to speak to me of her sister-in-law, her brother, an uncle who was on the point of death whose heiressshe was, her nephews, and her servants; and I could perceive, despite thetender benevolence that appeared in all her words, that she was thevictim of all these people. She ended by informing me she had amarriageable daughter, and that her stomach was an obstacle to herfasting.

I can still see a throng of other penitents, but it would take too longto tell you about them, and we will confine ourselves, with yourpermission, to the last two, who, besides, impressed upon my memorythemselves particularly.

A highly adorned little lady rushed into the confessional; she was brisk,rosy, fresh. Despite her expression of deep thoughtfulness, she spokevery quickly in a musical voice, and rattled through her Confiteor,regardless of the sense.

"Father," she said, "I have one thing that is troubling me."

"Speak, my child; you know that a confessor is a father."

"Well, father--but I really dare not."

There are many of these timid little hearts that require to beencouraged. I said, "Go on, my child, go on."

"My husband," she murmured confusedly, "will not abstain during Lent.Ought I to compel him, father?"

"Yes, by persuasion."

"But he says that he will go and dine at the restaurant if I do not lethim have any meat. Oh! I suffer terribly from that. Am I not assumingthe responsibility of all that meat, father?"

This young wife really interested me; she had in the midst of one cheek,toward the corner of the mouth, a small hollow, a kind of little dimple,charming in the profane sense of the word, and giving a specialexpression to her face. Her tiny white teeth glittered like pearls whenshe opened her mouth to relate her pious inquietudes; she shed around,besides, a perfume almost as sweet as that of our altars, although of adifferent kind, and I breathed this perfume with an uneasiness full ofscruples, which for all that inclined me to indulgence. I was so closeto her that none of the details of her face escaped me; I coulddistinguish, almost in spite of myself, even a little quiver of her lefteyebrow, tickled every now and again by a stray tress of her fair hair.

"Your situation," I said, "is a delicate one; on one hand, your domestichappiness, and on the other your duty as a Christian." She gave a sighfrom her very heart. "Well, my dear child, my age warrants my speakingto you like that, does it not?"

"Oh, yes, father."

"Well, my dear child"--I fancy I noticed at that moment that she had atthe outer corner of her eyes a kind of dark mark something like an arrow-head--"try, my dear child, to convince your husband, who in his heart--"In addition, her lashes, very long and somewhat curled, were underlined,I might almost say, by a dark streak expanding and shading off delicatelytoward the middle of the eye. This physical peculiarity did not seem tome natural, but an effect of premeditated coquetry.

Strange fact, the verification of such weakness in this candid heart onlyincreased my compassion. I continued in a gentle tone:

"Strive to bring your husband to God. Abstinence is not only a religiousobservance, it is also a salutary custom. 'Non solum lex Dei, sedetiam'. Have you done everything to bring back your husband?"

"Yes, father, everything."

"Be precise, my child; I must know all."

"Well, father, I have tried sweetness and tenderness."

I thought to myself that this husband must be a wretch.

"I have implored him for the sake of our child," continued the littleangel, "not to risk his salvation and my own. Once or twice I even toldhim that the spinach was dressed with gravy when it was not. Was Iwrong, father?"

"There are pious falsehoods which the Church excuses, for in such casesit only takes into consideration the intention and the greater glory ofGod. I can not, therefore, say that you have done wrong. You have not,have you, been guilty toward your husband of any of those excusable actsof violence which may escape a Christian soul when it is strugglingagainst error? For it really is not natural that an honest man shouldrefuse to follow the prescription of the Church. Make a few concessionsat first."

"I have, father, and perhaps too many," she said, contritely.

"What do you mean?"

"Hoping to bring him back to God, I accorded him favors which I ought tohave refused him. I may be wrong, but it seems to me that I ought tohave refused him."

"Do not be alarmed, my dear child, everything depends upon degrees, andit is necessary in these matters to make delicate distinctions."

"That is what I say to myself, father, but my husband unites with hiskindness such a communicative gayety--he has such a graceful and naturalway of excusing his impiety--that I laugh in spite of myself when I oughtto weep. It seems to me that a cloud comes between myself and my duties,and my scruples evaporate beneath the charm of his presence and his wit.My husband has plenty of wit," she added, with a faint smile, in whichthere was a tinge of pride.

"Hum! hum!" (the blackness of this man's heart revolted me). "There isno seductive shape that the tempter does not assume, my child. Wit initself is not to be condemned, although the Church shuns it as far as sheis concerned, looking upon it as a worldly ornament; but it may becomedangerous, it may be reckoned a veritable pest when it tends to weakenfaith. Faith, which is to the soul, I hardly need tell you, what thebloom is to the peach, and--if I may so express myself, what the--dew is--to the flower--hum, hum! Go on, my child."

"But, father, when my husband has disturbed me for a moment, I soonrepent of it. He has hardly gone before I pray for him."

"Good, very good."

"I have sewn a blessed medal up in his overcoat." This was said moreboldly, though still with some timidity.

"And have you noticed any result?"

"In certain things he is better, yes, father, but as regards abstinencehe is still intractable," she said with embarrassment.

"Do not be discouraged. We are in the holy period of Lent. Make use ofpious subterfuges, prepare him some admissible viands, but pleasant tothe taste."

"Yes, father, I have thought of that. The day before yesterday I gavehim one of these salmon pasties that resemble ham."

"Yes, yes, I know them. Well?"

"Well, he ate the salmon, but he had a cutlet cooked afterward."

"Deplorable!" I exclaimed, almost in spite of myself, so excessive didthe perversity of this man seem to me. "Patience, my child, offer up toHeaven the sufferings which your husband's impiety causes you, andremember that your efforts will be set down to you. You have nothingmore to tell me?"

"No, father."

"Collect yourself, then. I will give you absolution."

The dear soul sighed as she joined her two little hands.

Hardly had my penitent risen to withdraw when I abruptly closed my littleshutter and took a long pinch of snuff--snuff-takers know how much apinch soothes the mind--then having thanked God rapidly, I drew from thepocket of my cassock my good old watch, and found that it was earlierthan I thought. The darkness of the chapel had deceived me, and mystomach had shared my error. I was hungry. I banished these carnalpreoccupations from my mind, and after shaking my hands, on which somegrains of snuff had fallen, I slackened one of my braces that waspressing a little on one shoulder, and opened my wicket.

"Well, Madame, people should be more careful," said the penitent on myleft, addressing a lady of whom I could only see a bonnet-ribbon; "it isexcusable."

My penitent's voice, which was very irritated, though restrained byrespect for the locality, softened as if by magic at the creaking of mywicket. She knelt down, piously folded her two ungloved hands, plump,perfumed, rosy, laden with rings--but let that pass. I seemed torecognize the hands of the Countess de B., a chosen soul, whom I had thehonor to visit frequently, especially on Saturday, when there is always aplace laid for me at her table.

She raised her little lace veil and I saw that I was not mistaken. Itwas the Countess. She smiled at me as at a person with whom she wasacquainted, but with perfect propriety; she seemed to be saying, "Good-day, my dear Abbe, I do not ask how your rheumatism is, because at thismoment you are invested with a sacred character, but I am interested init all the same."

This little smile was irreproachable. I replied by a similar smile, andI murmured in a very low tone, giving her, too, to understand by theexpression of my face that I was making a unique concession in her favor,"Are you quite well, dear Madame?"

"Thanks, father, I am quite well." Her voice had resumed an angelictone. "But I have just been in a passion."

"And why? Perhaps you have taken for a passion what was really only apassing moment of temper?"

It does not do to alarm penitents.

"Ah! not at all, it was really a passion, father. My dress had justbeen torn from top to bottom; and really it is strange that one should beexposed to such mishaps on approaching the tribunal of----"

The Countess sought to collect herself, but I saw very well that hertroubled spirit vainly strove to recover itself. By a singularphenomenon I could see into her brain, and her thoughts appeared to meone after the other. She was saying to herself, "Let me collect myself;our Father, give me grace to collect myself," but the more effort shemade to restrain her imagination the more it became difficult to restrainand slipped through her fingers. "I had made a serious examination of myconscience, however," she added. "Not ten minutes ago as I was gettingout of my carriage I counted up three sins; there was one above all Iwished to mention. How these little things escape me! I must have leftthem in the carriage." And she could not help smiling to herself at theidea of these three little sins lost among the cushions. "And the poorAbbe waiting for me in his box. How hot it must be in there! he isquite red. Good Heavens! how shall I begin? I can not invent faults?It is that torn dress which has upset me. And there is Louise, who is tomeet me at five o'clock at the dressmaker's. It is impossible for me tocollect myself. O God, do not turn away your face from me, and you,Lord, who can read in my soul--Louise will wait till a quarter past five;besides, the bodice fits--there is only the skirt to try on. And tothink that I had three sins only a minute ago."

All these different thoughts, pious and profane, were struggling togetherat once in the Countess's brain, so that I thought the moment had come tointerfere and help her a little.

"Come," I said, in a paternal voice, leaning forward benevolently andtwisting my snuff-box in my fingers. "Come, my dear Madame, and speakfearlessly; have you nothing to reproach yourself with? Have you had noimpulses of--worldly coquetry, no wish to dazzle at the expense of yourneighbor?"

I had a vague idea that I should not be contradicted.

"Yes, father," she said, smoothing down her bonnet strings, "sometimes;but I have always made an effort to drive away such thoughts."

"That good intention in some degree excuses you, but reflect and see howempty are these little triumphs of vanity, how unworthy of a truly poorsoul and how they draw it aside from salvation. I know that there arecertain social exigencies--society. Yes, yes, but after all one can evenin those pleasures which the Church tolerates--I say tolerates--bring tobear that perfume of good-will toward one's neighbor of which theScriptures speak, and which is the appanage--in some degree . . . theglorious appanage. Yes, yes, go on."

"Father, I have not been able to resist certain temptations to gluttony."

"Again, again! Begin with yourself. You are here at the tribunal ofpenitence; well, promise God to struggle energetically against theselittle carnal temptations, which are not in themselves serious sins--oh!no, I know it--but, after all, these constant solicitations prove apersistent attachment--displeasing to Him--to the fugitive and deceitfuldelights of this world. Hum, hum! and has this gluttony shown itself bymore blameworthy actions than usual--is it simply the same as lastmonth?"

"The same as last month, father."

"Yes, yes, pastry between meals," I sighed gravely.

"Yes, father, and almost always a glass of Capri or of Syracuse afterit."

"Or of Syracuse after it. Well, let that pass, let that pass."

I fancied that the mention of this pastry and those choice wines wasbecoming a source of straying thoughts on my part, for which I mentallyasked forgiveness of heaven.

"What else do you recall?" I asked, passing my hand over my face.

"Nothing else, father; I do not recollect anything else."

"Well let a sincere repentance spring up in your heart for the sins youhave just admitted, and for those which you may have forgotten; communewith yourself, humble yourself in the presence of the great act you havejust accomplished. I will give you absolution. Go in peace."

I bowed as a sign of assent, but felt rather embarrassed on account of mysacred character.

CHAPTER VII

AN EMBASSY BALL

"Don't say that it is not pretty," added my aunt, brushing the firedogwith the tip of her tiny boot. "It lends an especial charm to the look,I must acknowledge. A cloud of powder is most becoming, a touch of rougehas a charming effect, and even that blue shadow that they spread, Idon't know how, under the eye. What coquettes some women are! Did younotice Anna's eyes at Madame de Sieurac's last Thursday? Is itallowable? Frankly, can you understand how any one can dare?"

"Well, aunt, I did not object to those eyes, and between ourselves theyhad a softness."

"I do not deny that, they had a softness."

"And at the same time such a strange brilliancy beneath that half shadow,an expression of such delicious languor."

"Yes, certainly, but, after all, it is making an exhibition of one'sself. But for that--it is very pretty sometimes--I have seen in the Boischarming creatures under their red, their black, and their blue, for theyput on blue too, God forgive me!"

"Yes, aunt, Polish blue; it is put on with a stump; it is for the veins."

With interest: "They imitate veins! It is shocking, upon my word. Butyou seem to know all about it?"

"Oh, I have played so often in private theatricals; I have even quite acollection of little pots of color, hare's-feet stumps, pencils, etcetera."

"Ah! you have, you rascal! Are you going to the fancy ball at theEmbassy to-morrow?"

"Yes, aunt; and you, are you going in character?"

"One must, since every one else will. They say the effect will besplendid." After a silence: "I shall wear powder; do you think it willsuit me?"

"Better than any one, my dear aunt; you will look adorable, I feelcertain."

"We shall see, you little courtier."

She rose, gave me her hand to kiss with an air of exquisite grace, andseemed about to withdraw, then, seemingly changing her mind:

"Since you are going to the Embassy to-morrow, Ernest, call for me; Iwill give you a seat in the carriage. You can give me your opinion on mycostume, and then," she broke into a laugh, and taking me by the hand,added in my ear: "Bring your little pots and come early. This is betweenourselves." She put her finger to her lip as a signal for discretion."Till tomorrow, then."

The following evening my aunt's bedroom presented a spectacle of mostwild disorder.

Her maid and the dressmaker, with haggard eyes, for they had been up allnight, were both on their knees, rummaging amidst the bows of satin, andfeverishly sticking in pins.

"How late you are," said my aunt to me. "Do you know that it is eleveno'clock? and we have," she continued, showing her white teeth, "a greatmany things to do yet. The horses have been put to this last hour. I amsure they will take cold in that icy courtyard." As she spoke shestretched out her foot, shod with a red-heeled slipper, glittering withgold embroidery. Her plump foot seemed to overflow the side of the shoea trifle, and through the openwork of her bright silk stocking the rosyskin of her ankle showed at intervals.

"What do you think of me, Monsieur Artist?"

"But, Countess, my dear aunt, I mean, I--I am dazzled by this July sun,the brightest of all the year, you know. You are adorable, adorable--andyour hair!"

"Is it not well arranged? Silvani did it; he has not his equal, thatman. The diamonds in the hair go splendidly, and then this lofty styleof head-dressing gives a majestic turn to the neck. I do not knowwhether you are aware that I have always been a coquette as regards myneck; it is my only bit of vanity. Have you brought your little color-pots?"

"Yes, aunt, I have the whole apparatus, and if you will sit down--"

"I am frightfully pale-just a little, Ernest; you know what I told you,"and she turned her head, presenting her right eye to me. I can still seethat eye.

I do not know what strange perfume, foreign to aunts in general, rosefrom her garments.

"You understand, my dear boy, that it is only an occasion like thepresent, and the necessities of a historical costume, that make meconsent to paint like this."

"Ah! yes, in the corner, a little--you are right, it gives a softness,a vagueness, a--it is very funny, that little pot of blue. How ugly itmust be! How things lead on one to another! Once one's hair ispowdered, one must have a little pearl powder on one's face in order notto look as yellow as an orange; and one's cheeks once whitened, onecan't--you are tickling me with your brush--one can't remain like amiller, so a touch of rouge is inevitable. And then--see how wicked itis--if, after all that, one does not enlarge the eyes a bit, they look asif they had been bored with a gimlet, don't they? It is like this thatone goes on little by little, till one comes to the gallows."

My aunt began to laugh freely, as she studied her face.

"Ah! that is very effective what you have just done--well under the eye,that's it. What animation it gives to the look! How clever thosecreatures are, how well they know everything that becomes one! It isshameful, for with them it is a trick, nothing more. Oh! you may put ona little more of that blue of yours, I see what it does now. It has avery good effect. How you are arching the eyebrows. Don't you think itis a little too black? You know I should not like to look as if--you areright, though. Where did you learn all that? You might earn a deal ofmoney, do you know, if you set up a practice."

"Well, aunt, are you satisfied?"

My aunt held her hand-glass at a distance, brought it near, held it awayagain, smiled, and, leaning back in her chair, said: "It must beacknowledged that it is charming, this. What do your friends call it?"

"Make-up, aunt."

"It is vexatious that it has not another name, for really I shall haverecourse to it for the evening--from time to time. It is certain that itis attractive. Haven't you a little box for the lips?"

"Here it is."

"Ah! in a bottle, it is liquid."

"It is a kind of vinegar, as you see. Don't move, aunt. Put out yourlips as if you wished to kiss me. You don't by chance want to?"

"Yes, and you deserve it. You will teach me your little accomplishments,will you not?"

"Willingly, aunt."

"Your vinegar is miraculous! what brightness it gives to the lips, andhow white one's teeth look. It is true my teeth were always--"

"Another of your bits of vanity."

"It is done, then. Thank you." She smiled at me mincingly, for thevinegar stung her lips a little.

With her moistened finger she took a patch which she placed with charmingcoquetry under her eye, and another which she placed near the corner ofher mouth, and then, radiant and adorable, exclaimed: "Hide away yourlittle color-pots; I hear your uncle coming for me. Clasp my braceletsfor me. Midnight! O my poor horses!"

At that moment my uncle entered in silk shorts and a domino.

"I hope I do not intrude," said he, gayly, on seeing me.

"What nonsense!" said my aunt, turning toward him. "Ernest is going tothe Embassy, like ourselves, and I have offered him a seat in thecarriage."

At the aspect of my aunt, my uncle, dazzled, held out his gloved hand toher, saying, "You are enchanting this evening, my dear." Then, with asly smile, "Your complexion has a fine brightness, and your eyes have awonderful brilliancy."

"Oh, it is the fire they have been making up--it is stifling here. Butyou, my dear, you look splendid; I have never seen your beard so black."

"It is because I am so pale--I am frozen. Jean forgot to look after myfire at all, and it went out. Are you ready?"

My aunt smiled in turn as she took up her fan.

CHAPTER VIII

MY AUNT AS VENUS

Since that day when I kissed Madame de B. right on the centre of theneck, as she held out her forehead to me, there has crept into ourintercourse an indescribable, coquettish coolness, which is neverthelessby no means unpleasant. The matter of the kiss has never been completelyexplained. It happened just as I left Saint-Cyr. I was full of ardor,and the cravings of my heart sometimes blinded me. I say that theysometimes blinded me; I repeat, blinded me, and this is true, for reallyI must have been possessed to have kissed my aunt on the neck as I didthat day. But let that pass.

It was not that she was hardly worth it; my little auntie, as I used tocall her then, was the prettiest woman in the world--coquettish, elegant;and what a foot! and, above all, that delightful little--I don't knowwhat--which is so fashionable now, and which tempts one always to say toomuch.

When I say that I must have been possessed, it is because I think of theconsequences to which that kiss might have led. Her husband, General deB., being my direct superior, it might have got me into a very awkwardposition; besides, there is the respect due to one's family. Oh, I havenever failed in that.

But I do not know why I am recalling all these old recollections, whichhave nothing in common with what I am about to relate to you. Myintention was simply to tell you that since my return from Mexico I gopretty frequently to Madame de B.'s, as perhaps you do also, for shekeeps up a rather good establishment, receives every Monday evening,and there is usually a crowd of people at her house, for she is veryentertaining. There is no form of amusement that she does not resort toin order to keep up her reputation as a woman of fashion. I must own,however, that I had never seen anything at her house to equal what I sawlast Monday.

I was in the ante-room, where the footman was helping me off with my top-coat, when Jean, approaching me with a suspicion of mystery, said: "Mymistress expects to see you immediately, Monsieur, in her bedroom. Ifyou will walk along the passage and knock at the door at the end, youwill find her."

When one has just returned from the other side of the world, such wordssound queer. The old affair of the kiss recurred to me in spite ofmyself. What could my aunt want with me?

I tapped quietly at the door, and heard at once an outburst of stifledlaughter.

"Wait a moment," exclaimed a laughing voice.

"I won't be seen in this state," whispered another--"Yes"--"No"--"You areabsurd, my dear, since it is an affair of art."--" Ha, ha, ha." And theylaughed and laughed again.

At last a voice cried, "Come in," and I turned the handle.

At first glance I could only make out a confused chaos, impossible todescribe, amidst which my aunt was bustling about clad in pink fleshings.Clad, did I say?--very airily.

The furniture, the carpet, the mantel-piece were encumbered, almostburied under a heterogeneous mass of things. Muslin petticoats, tosseddown haphazard, pieces of lace, a cardboard helmet covered with giltpaper, open jewel-cases, bows of ribbon; curling-tongs, half hidden inthe ashes; and on every side little pots, paint-brushes, odds and ends ofall kinds. Behind two screens, which ran across the room, I could hearwhisperings, and the buzzing sound peculiar to women dressing themselves.In one corner Silvani--the illustrious Silvani, still wearing the largewhite apron he assumes when powdering his clients--was putting away hispowder-puff and turning down his sleeves with a satisfied air. I stoodpetrified. What was going on at my aunt's?

She discovered my astonishment, and without turning round she said inagitated tones:

"Ah! is it you, Ernest?" Then as if making up her mind, she broke into ahearty burst of laughter, like all women who have good teeth, and added,with a slightly superior air, "You see, we are having privatetheatricals."

Then turning toward me with her elegant coiffure powdered to excess, Icould see that her face was painted like that of a priestess ofantiquity. That gauze, that atmosphere, redolent with feminine perfumes,and behind those screens-behind those screens!

"Women in society," I said to myself, looking about me, "must be mad toamuse themselves in this fashion."

"And what piece are you going to play, aunt, in such an attractivecostume?"

"Good evening, Captain," called out a laughing voice from behind thescreen on the right.

"We were expecting you," came from behind the screen on the left.

"Good evening, ladies; what can I do for you?"

"It is not a play," observed my aunt, modestly drawing together her sea-weed draperies. "How behind the age you are, to think that any one playsset-pieces nowadays. It is not a piece, it is a 'tableau vivant', 'Thejudgment of Paris.' You know 'The Judgment of Paris'? I take the partof Venus--I did not want to, but they all urged me--give me a pin--on themantelpiece--near the bag of bonbons--there to the left, next to thejewel-case--close by the bottle of gum standing on my prayer-book. Can'tyou see? Ah! at last. In short, the knife to my throat to compel me toplay Venus."

Turning to the screen on the right she said: "Pass me the red for thelips, dear; mine are too pale." To the hairdresser, who is making hisway to the door: "Silvani, go to the gentlemen who are dressing in thebilliard-room, and in the Baron's dressing-room, they perhaps may needyou. Madame de S. and her daughters are in the boudoir--ah! see whetherMonsieur de V. has found his apple again--he plays Paris," added my aunt,turning toward me once more; "the apple must not be lost--well, dear, andthat red for the lips I asked you for? Pass it to the Captain over thescreen."

"Here it is; but make haste, Captain, my cuirass cracks as soon as Iraise my arm."

I descried above the screen two slender fingers, one of which, coveredwith glittering rings, held in the air a little pot without a cover.

"What,--is your cuirass cracking, Marchioness?"

"Oh! it will do, but make haste and take it, Captain."

"You may think it strange, but I tremble like a leaf," exclaimed my aunt."I am afraid of being ill. Do you hear the gentlemen who are dressing inthere in the Baron's dressing room? What a noise! Ha! ha! ha! it ischarming, a regular gang of strollers. It is exhilarating, do you know,this feverish existence, this life in front of the footlights. But, forthe love of Heaven, shut the door, Marie, there is a frightful draughtblowing on me. This hourly struggle with the public, the hisses, theapplause, would, with my impressionable nature, drive me mad, I am sure."

The old affair of the kiss recurred to me and I said to myself, "Captain,you misunderstood the nature of your relative."

"But that is not the question at all," continued my aunt; "ten o'clock isstriking. Ernest, can you apply liquid white? As you are ratherexperienced--"

"Rather--ha! ha! ha!" said some one behind the screen.

"On the whole," continued the Baroness, "it would be very singular if, in