I know I’m not supposed to work on Labor Day, but after seeing these pictures ofHayden Panettierein a bikini, I think I’m going to be working my body to exhaustion. Not only does her booty look delicious, her bikini top is somewhat see through. I’m glad that her boob job worked out well and that her nipple placement is spot on. Her doctor should be congratulated!

Apparently my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere took her tiny leg show to Letterman the other night, which is why I’ve got these nice booty shots from her on her way into the show. Unfortunately I don’t have any pictures of her attempting to sit down on his couch, which I bet was fun to watch her do in a dress. I love seeing tiny people try to climb up on things.

It must be tough being a celebrity when everywhere you go people are always asking for your autograph, even in the airport. So I’m glad to see that Hayden Panettiere is being such a good sport about it here. It gives me hope for the day when I finally run into Hayden and get to ask if she’ll sign her chest for me. What? I think it’s a pretty reasonable request.

If you read this site regularly, you guys know that I love dogs. And since I also love funbags, I’m obviously a big fan of this picture Hayden Panettiere tweeted. I’ve always said that those things would make for great pillows, but I never realized they’d also make such good dog cushions. There’s a potential for big business here if Hayden ever decided to start marketing them. I’m sure my pooch would love it. Obviously, I’d want to test them out myself beforehand though. Safety first, right?

If you want to see my favorite little person Hayden Panettiere get down with Robin Thicke and Pharrell on The Graham Norton Show, check out the video below. I’m surprised that Hayden can actually get those tiny legs to move so well. I only wish that her shirt was a little shorter so we could have had a glimpse of that sweet tush in those tight leather pants.

Man, when did my favorite little person get so boring? I thought Hayden Panettiere always tries so hard to act cute and goofy, but all I see here is a tiny hottie that’s entirely covered up. If you ask me, I think Hayden could use a beach vacation stat, and I’d even offer to go with her. See, I’ve come up with a fun, goofy way to put on sunscreen: without using my hands. So what do you say Hayden? It’ll be a blast — for one of us at least.

So Hayden Panettiere is not really picking her nose, but she is looking pretty damn hot in that see through top while promoting her show ‘Nashville’ in Germany of all places. Unfortunately, Hayden forgot to not wear a bra and let loose which I believe may be illegal in Deutschland? Now I’m not 100% sure, but if it isn’t, it should be.

Here’s Hayden Panettiere posting some sweet bikini Tweets this past weekend. Finally, she is using Twitter properly by showing off her new set of funbags. I think those chesticles were a a fantastic investment and I’m pretty sure they’ll be paying off for years to come. Enjoy.

Hayden Panettiere showed up the 2013 Billboard Music Awards and I have to admit, I’m a disappointed in my favorite little midget. I think she put her dress on backwardsbecause her new and improved front meat is all covered up. Nonetheless, Hayden is still damn cute and I’d love for her to play horsey on my lap.

Here’s everyone’s favorite little person Hayden Panettiere showing off her little cleavage at Entertainment Weekly and ABC’s Upfronts party — yet another fancy celebrity party I wasn’t invited to. That was probably a smart move though. Knowing me, I would’ve spent half the party trying to play peekaboob with Hayden, and the other half asking if she’d let me pick her up. I know short people love that.

Here’s my favorite little midget Hayden Panettiere showing off her cute body in bikini while vacationing in Miami. As you all know Hayden recently got engaged so it’s only a matter of time before she starts having kids and ruining that tight physique. That said, enjoy the hotness while it lasts.

In case you needed any more convincing that Vine is stupid, here you go. Because this is what you get: a really “funny” six-second video of an angry Hayden Panettiere on her period. Just great. So keep up the good work, guys. I see a bright future for you making awful Internet videos that nobody will watch. Your family must be so proud.

After Monday’s bikini pictures, we’ve got even more Hayden Panettiere goodness today, this time from Glamour. The cover says it’s their “Ultimate Swimsuit Issue,” but that’s gotta be a typo. Don’t get me wrong, these pictures of Hayden are great, but my ultimate swimsuit issue would include a couple more models sharing a lot fewer swimsuits. I guess these women’s mags don’t understand men as much as they claim to.

Finally, Hayden Panettiere has answered my prayers and decided to show off her new funbags while celebrating the resurrection of Christ in Miami this weekend. Speaking of resurrections, I’m celebrating the resurrection of my man bone while enjoying these Hayden bikini pictures. I must say, the doctor who did the work on her chesticles did a wonderful job. Amen!