a) if it feels good, it must be right
b) thank goodness for little girls!
c) the rook can move any number of unobstructed squares but only forwards in a diagonal direction
d) Disney tends to bastardize everything they touch

2. What is the secret ofthe eight jade horses?

a) only two of them are of any real use
b) cripples tend to fare better against Lin Poo than A Ho
c) I could tell you, but i'd have to cut off your arms and pour acid on your archenemy-come-partner's legs
d) I dunno, ask basket-boy