At a recent party, yet another birthday for max, we tried a poem writing scheme whereby the first person writes two lines, covers the first one then the next seeing
only the last line must rhyme to it then write a second they wish. This is the result...

Salmonella Tuesday or Witch Way Out of Salem?
By All of us

“Right on, right on,” she said nodding her head
The trance the dance and music everywhere.

There are more boobs on that cake than there is hair
Michelle’s fingers are crooked.

She died from his twisted hooked
Although she could not feel the pain.

It is so sad it happened on the train
She almost fainted.

On Tuesdays the bean dip was tainted
It was just another bad day at the deli.

Everything was very smelly
Personally I’d prefer lilies.

Though flowers are quite silly
So shall pass my times with palms. (explains the tainted bean
dip)

As I read several passages from the book of psalms
On second thought, I would rather…