The party finds itself in the first room of the tomb. A horde of mummies gaze menacingly at them, waiting for someone to make a move. Some kind of statue seems to block the doorway. Dr. HMG reads the hieroglyphs on the nearby pillar: "he who would take my treasure must face my champions."

Nathan Jake- HeavyfishcannonSensing a puzzle, Nathan Jake opens up his magical journal and looks for hints.It looks like you could jump across the snake pit, but might get bitten in the process if you aren't fast enough.Perhaps these chests could be used to create some kind of bridge...

Dr. Weathersby- LawmasterDr. Weathersby opens the nearest chest, revealing a mummified tarantula!It bites him, but he's saved from injury by a high defense roll. He swats at the spider harmlessly with his medkit.

John Connery- ApollyonJohn Connery fearlessly leaps over the snake pit.He doesn't manage to avoid the falling axes however (-1hp).He grabs a lamp and prepares to kick some mummy ass

Lara Craft- NPCLara headshots not one, but two mummies in a row.Jumping across the pit with her spider gymnastix, Lara literally disarms another mummy. It's still moving though.

The Most Interesting man in the world- KalvinatorThe Dos Briquis guy pulls out a spear and tries to place it over the pit to start making a bridge. It's not quite long enough however, and only succeeds in pissing off the snakes that it's dropped on. Three snakes attack the Dos Briquis guy, but one snake critfails and bites one of the other two. The Dos Briquis guy kills another with his katana. He shoots at the third snake, but misses, despite having an entire pit of snakes in front of him.

Dr. HMG-QuantumsurferDr. HMG sets up for response fire on the mummies.

Workers- NPCOne worker tries to shoot the spider off of Dr. Weathersby's arm, but only succeeds in shooting Dr. Weathersby's arm (-1hp).The other sets up response fire next to Dr. HMG.

Mummies-NPCOne mummy stabs Lara Craft (-1hp).Another two try to attack John Connery, but he shoots one and the other misses.Dr. HMG and the worker open up their response fire. Dr. HMG misses, but the worker gets a crit, blasting a mummy in half.

Overwatch:Send in orders for turn 4!Lara Craft's spot is still open for anyone who is interested. First person to send in orders gets it.

John Connery- ApollyonJohn Connery swings his torch at a mummy, but just ends up dropping it. The mummy tries to counter but misses.John Connery then takes the rubies from the pedestals.

Mummies- NPCOne mummy throws a spear at Lara Craft, but can't beat her armor.Another mummy crits on John Connery, who only survives due to a lucky armor roll.One mummy kills Nathan Jake. He'll need some serious medical attention.Another mummy tries to charge, but only impales itself on a spear that's sticking out.A mummy throws a spear at a worker, but can't beat his armor.An armored mummy and a mummy sorcerer break out of their sarcophagi.

The Most Interesting Man in The World- KalvinatorThe Dos Briquis guy attacks the mummy sorcerer, causing him to lose another hp.

Workers- NPCThis worker attacks the armored mummy, but doesn't do enough damage.The other worker succeeds in blasting a mummy in half.

Mummies- NPCThe armored mummy misses the worker with his spear.A mummy attacks the Dos Briquis guy, but doesn't do enough damage.Another mummy is equally unsuccessful in killing John Connery.What appear to be two ninja mummies burst out of the last two sarcophagi.