If James Bond had to wear a T-Shirt, it would probably be this one. Okay, maybe not – it’s probably a little too flashy for his taste. However, this is the perfect spy enabled T-Shirt for mere mortals looking to conspicuously capture sneaky video of others.Â The brilliance of this tee is the perfect placement of the spy camera.

“It’s so deliciously obvious. Centered in the artwork on the shirt is the man himself, holding a camera to his face. But not just a picture of a camera. Hidden behind the soft cotton exterior is a fully-functioning spy camera. That’s right. Whatever your chest can see, the camera can see. A cable connects the camera to a small black box that fits discreetly in your pocket. Just reach in, press the button, and your shirt will capture the evidence before you.”

“The Electronic Spy Camera Shirt is for novelty purposes only. Please respect the privacy of other carbon based life forms… robots and aliens are fair game. Best results are achieved by shooting during the day. Night shots are only feasible if you can stand amazingly still and your subjects are not moving.”

How many pervs do you think are just itching for their order to arrive in the mail? Hmmm….