"When authorities boarded the Darling, they found cases of pale ale and a pizza box..."

Only on the west coast would they identify the style of beer aboard.
Although, it does make it easier to feel more sympathetic toward the thieves. If they had been drinking Coors Light iced tea,for example, well...

It's 5 o'clock somewhere:

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