Trix Cereal Outrage

Sign this petition if you are against Trix Cereal and its evil mind. Muahaha.
Trix cereal is corrupting the minds of our children, teaching them that its okay to be selfish. Because the children are taking cereal from that poor rabbit, it is influencing our children to be selfish in the real world; We don't need that.
If these little brats just let that rabbit eat his cereal without taking it with their dirty little hands, everything will be fine. Why can't they just let that rabbit eat Soon enough the poor rabbit will shrivel up into nothing- Look how skinny he is!
By signing this you will fill the belly of that poor Trix rabbit and you will teach our children how to share, and be a good person.
http://www.myspace.com/trixcerealoutrage
trixcerealoutrage@gmail.com