In all seriousness, however, it is very probable that things are broken around here, because Cadre is kind of shaky. Make sure you didn't commit a typographical atrocity and we can laugh about it over e-mail.notices

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Looks like some sort of legally safe knockoff of an eighties horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives!