The End.

Sorry guys. We can’t do this anymore. I know, we’re leaving you hanging, but between our campaign to re-elect Obama for a third term, and our newfound jobs stuffing envelopes for the Brady campaign, we just don’t have time to do this comic anymore.

So here’s the TL;DR: version of the plotline.

– Maria and Omar get married. She has a dozen anchor babies with him, until he discovers she’s been stealing welfare tax money from America, at which point he kills her, straps 16 sticks of dynamite to his stomach, and blows up an IRS building for Ron Paul.
– Mick continues to date both Alex AND Heidi. They both go full lesbian behind his back, and steal everything he’s worth before they run off to Commiefornia to get gay married.
– Tom goes on to become President of the USA.

Quitting the comic business? Good! This place is a horrible waste of bandwidth, and the First Ammendment should be repealed so we can censor you. If there was a Hell, you’d be worse than the love child of Fred Phelps and Adolf Hitler for what sick obscenities you have unleashed upon young innocent minds. I don’t know why I ever bothered to read this comic, for I was never presented anything related to what the title of your comic promised.

I’m so inspired by you, I’m going to my nearest LDS temple and asking to convert. On top of that, I’ll melt down my own arsenal so that I can make mini-statue’s of Wendy Kukier (I’m Canadian) and Diane Feinstein and mount them on top of my bed as symbols of worship.

*reads comic*
*checks date*
*suggests that if you REALLY went full retard, you would have said you were giving your guns to the police in a buyback program rather than selling them to a gun fondling right winger.*

GOOD , you damn libbitards and your Communist socialisum. if you had your way we would be invaded by Canada, Russia and Mexico, and have nothing to defend ourselves with except Obummercare. COLD DEAD HANDS cannot defend our country. In the end it will be only the Gun wielding patriots that will save your sorry socialist asses

Selling your arsenal? NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!1! For true absolution you must give them (and all your ammunition) up to be destroyed on Earth Day. A barely acceptable substitute is turning them in to the police for the pittance they give, then donating that money to the Brady Campaign. We’re watching you!