Restaurants can be a dangerous place if you're dining with a ravenous group of friends who are ready to steal a piece of food off your plate the second you're distracted. But now you can fight back, with these clever Nunchop Chopsticks which double as a miniature set of Nunchaku.

For just over $9 you get a surefire way to protect your sushi, noodles, or whatever meal you're eating that's best enjoyed with a pair of chopsticks. It's an even better idea than the samurai sword steak knives I invented that ended up slicing clean through the steak, plate, and table. [I Want One Of Those]