Fast-food Joints More Dangerous Than AIDS - NEWS - MOSNEWS.COM: "“Tell me where you have bought your doner kebab and I will tell you your diagnosis.” Such is the main idea of a hotline opened by the city sanitary and epidemiological inspectorate in Moscow. Epidemiologists complain they are unable to check all outlets and fast-food joints more often than once in two years, hence they pin hopes on ordinary citizens, urging them to report cases of poisoning. "