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Friday, 18 May 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISA!!!

Today is on of the Bitches Birthdays, and we couldn't be more excited! Isa is amazing. If you've had the pleasure of meeting her then you'd know, she is simply one of the BEST people in the world. This may be due to the fact that she is the best at life out of anyone we know. It also may be because she is French, or in the circus, or extremely hot, or studying medicine in order to find the cure for AIDS. Basically she is no basic bitch, she is the main bitch and if you want to know how to live your best life too, simply buy her a drink when you see her and ask her! Na'ama and Fani would be these people without Isa in their lives for the past million years:

That dude in the middle is the Cult leader we fell in love with without Isa there to talk us out of it.

SOME THINGS YOU MAY NOT KNOW ABOUT ISA:

She is an aspiring make-up artist

She was once a blonde, a fucking hot one at that. none of her hair fell out!

She has a way with men, especially huge strong ones. Must be her circus genes.

She also has a weird way of turning most gay men straight. OH MAVI.

Isa living her best life (at a trance party, she's diverse like that)

She has travelled all over the freaking world, and she is cool in every continent

She's active like that..

She is hyper intelligent and really good at studying. HOW DOES SHE LOOK HOT STUDYING.

It is hard not to become a slave to the Isa.

She loves world peace?

She is sporty like that...

She is flirty like that...

She is rapey like that...

SHE LOVES DOLPHINS. We don't quite get it, but we support it nevertheless.

She loves partying...

I mean, just look at these moves. What even is she doing?

She is an amazing girlfriend. Fani has tried to make Isa her girlfriend since the day they met :(

LOOK AT THIS BABE GIVING LOVE.

This is her looking gorgeous at her birthday party, and apparently laughing at the small size of something...