> [TELECOM Digest Editor's Note: When traveling south on Pennsylvania> Avenue (highway 75 here) the stop/go lights are timed in such a way> that if you make one light, and *travel at the right speed* you can> make all the lights all the way downtown. On the other hand, miss one> light, and you miss them all. PAT]

What do you mean "miss them all"? -- If you miss one, you stop and
wait, then they're all green again. You get up to speed and get
through the rest on schedule, no?

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.