Take Out Your Frustrations On These Horror Icon Pinatas

When I was a kid, all I wanted was to grow up. I couldn’t wait to have my own place, my own money, and most importantly, I couldn’t wait to have the freedom to order pizza delivery whenever the hell I wanted to. But now that I am grown up (at least that’s what people tell me…), all I really want is to be a kid again. Because in hindsight, being a kid was pretty damn awesome.

Remember pinatas, for example? Those goofy, shitty-looking decorations that you’d beat up with a wiffle ball bat, hopeful that you’d swing hard enough to make candy pour out all over the ground? Now those were the days, my friends. And if you’re looking to get back in touch with the sheer joy of beating up your favorite pop culture icons, we’ve got just the thing for you.

Introducing HORROR ICON PINATAS!

The handiwork of Etsy seller HangMeOfficial, these pinatas are ready for stuffing with your favorite candy, and they depict iconic heroes and villains like Ash Williams, Leatherface, Pennywise, Chucky, and Freddy Krueger. There’s even a clever one of a near-death Glenn from “The Walking Dead,” which comes with your own version of Lucille to beat him with. Now that’s just sick!