Ok. Years ago I was a regular in some Yahoo rooms. I had lotsa bus i there, mostly American. One day a guy came in and he started abusing me. I told him to fark off, and he had a Yahoo booter program and started kicking me out of the room as soon as I came in. After a while I created a new ID with as innocuous name as I could think of, and ... curlywurlybooboo stuck

The guy sodded off in the end, and all my Yahoo buds started calling me Curly lol