CHANDLER: Wow, this is serious. I've never known you to pay money for any kind of capade.

SUSAN: I know it's frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when it's over, we're all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives. I mean, that's what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross?

ROSS: I'm gonna be a father.

RACHEL: It's just occurring to you?

ROSS: I always knew I was havin' a baby, I just never realized the baby was having me.

RACHEL: Oh, you're gonna be great!

ROSS: Aw, how can you say that? I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid?

CHANDLER: You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys and babies are actually different.

RACHEL: Ok, Pheebs, can I ask? So, he's going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?

PHOEBE: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, I'm not saying she's like evil or anything. She just, you know, she's always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. Oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like, have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?

MONICA & RACHEL: No.

PHOEBE: Well, but that's what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stole him away, and then broke his heart, and then he wouldn't even talk to me anymore. Because he said he didn't wanna be around anything that looked like either one of us. I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but -