1. Ask Her To Marry You

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That’s right, bud. You want a skinny-ass little lady at your side? Well, step up and take a knee. Because nothing — absolutely nothing — motivates a woman to shed pounds like the prospect of squeezing herself into a wedding dress. Really, it’s all a question of how bad you want it. But beware: studies have shown that women are more likely to gain weight after getting hitched. And you best check yourself before you give her grief about that. Because, guys? They pack on the pounds after a divorce.