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Okay, so first up I just want to say you’re welcome! You now have your Halloween costume — grab the prosthetics, spirit gum, and the Ellen wig!
33-year old Toby Sheldon, a songwriter, has apparently spent his entire monetary savings (nearing $100,000) on constant surgeries that are meant to give him a smile and eyes like Justin Bieber.
Personally, I’m not seeing it — not only was Toby cuter before the surgery and I don’t think he should have f*cked with his face, but I think Toby needs to hit the bong a lot harder before his eyes begin to look like Justin‘s. Though, Complex kind of nails it when they suggest that Toby could totally get a job doubling for Team America‘s version of Matt Damon! (We are still in a recession, so take the work where you can get it! Trust!)
[via Complex]

Wow! Very sad. He was handsome before, needed a new hairstyle, but a nice face. After?!?! How did they make his eyes smaller and closer together?! Whoever did this surgery on him needs to be banned from doing surgery forever!

I saw a solo show once done by a woman who had had plastic surgery to make herself look more like Marilyn Monroe. She was okay, but had none of Marilyn’s empathy. Why would this clown spend that much money for such a ridiculous surgery? I agree with above postings: I hope he sucks cock and eats ass enough to show the he behaves like that overrated train wreck of a celebrity!

I really think he looked better before. As I was saying on another post, this is an illness and needs to be treated as such. He really needs psych to evaluate him for trying to change so much? That much plastic surgery is not healthy and indicates some really horrendous self worth issues. We have to have guys and girls evaluated when trying to go transgender, why not idiots like this? Why would any reputable doctor even consider doing this work?

hope he can suck cock and eat ass like justin bieber or all that money to look like that fucking whore will really go to waste…because the only thing worth doing with bieber-looking twink whores is making them gag on cock and clean your filthy ass with their hungry thin fucking lips. bielib it, baby!