“Enhanced governance process:” We’re actually adding executives and meetings for them to attend.

“Operational nodes:” Various departments.

“Realignment of resources:” We found a company in India that will do all the technical work for half of what we’re paying now.

“Enhanced confidence and operating efficiency in our contractual partners:” We found a company in the Philippines that assures us it’s not as incompetent as that company in India. And, best of all, they’re even cheaper.

“Future is bright:” Because of all the layoffs, we might make our numbers for the next quarter.

“Reinvention:” Catastrophe.

“Real traction nearer term than expected:” Maybe next year we’ll see a small profit.

“Three key takeaways:” All you really needed to know that was said during that 90-minute presentation.

“Evaluating strategic investment in new product development:” We’re whacking research and development.