Until someone mass-produces a usable version of the power loader exoskeleton from Aliens, your throwback '80s sci-fi gear of choice is the Ghostbusters' proton pack. The Anovos kit you see here, with its fiberglass-and-metal body, its working toggle switches, and that war-weary proton wand, is about the closest thing you'll have to the real thing until you smuggle the real thing out of a prop shop.

CPII

CPII

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There's good news and bad news, though. The good new sis that it comes as a kit, meaning you get to assemble it yourself, and enjoy the ownership that comes with putting together an unlicensed nuclear accelerator in your spare time.

The bad news is that it's going to start shipping, the site says, around November of this year, moments after you could've won every Halloween costume contest. Not only that but it will cost a cool $600 dollars when it does. But there will still be time to put it at the very top of you Christmas list.