Monday TMZ interviewed a young woman named “Satina: claiming she gave a friendly punch to first daughter Malia Obama at the Lollapalooza alternative music festival in Chicago this weekend.

Satina told TMZ, “I was there with my friends and she was right by me, and I saw her, and I was like ‘that girl looks looks so familiar.’ So I punched her in the shoulder and I said ‘how do I know you, you look so familiar.’ She smiled at me and then walked away. Then I saw a secret service guy behind her and it hit me like I just punched the presidents daughter.”

A TMZ reporter noted, “She’s right in the middle. That’s what shocks me. There’s over 300,000 people there and tons of arrests over the weekend at Lollapalooza for drugs and alcohol and whatnot. They just let her wander the grounds. You would think there’s a V.I.P. section behind the grounds, where she could sit safely.”