Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Children are what happens after a woman callously expels a living human being from her uterus. These awful, selfish creatures tend to be held in high regard even though they don't work. Attempts to pass rational laws that would deprive these little leeches of food, schooling, health care and so on meet with stiff opposition and a person who is mean to children can get in a lot of trouble. Also, terror babies.

Friday, August 29, 2014

As you know, if you're not a complete fool or a terrorist, the world
is a very dangerous place for people. If you understand that the only
people are red-blooded, white skinned, male, Christian, middle-to-upper
class, 100% hetero (of course), Republicans who walk around with their sphincters clenched.

Really.
There's so many dangers and threats and risks and just bad stuff that there's no
way to list all of the risks because if you did you might miss one and
then you'd be doomed and wouldn't you look stupid? But this blog will attempt to list all of the things you should be afraid of and why.