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Just what will void a warranty on an heir? Kicking? Catapulting? Dangling it dangerously over a balcony with its face covered? Find out next time on the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!

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"Be not afraid" - John Paul II
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
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"I Have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road." - Stephan Hawkings

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Owner of 7 2Coaties"Why not? The primary causes for union are, thankfully, long gone. So why are we hanging on to it? For the sake of sentimentality? An uncertain economic argument that's easily dismissed? Nah. Go forth, Scots. All power to your elbow. You'll take the oil and we'll take the nukes, and we'll be in Brussels afore ye. And so on." - Rabid Bogling

There seems to be something wrong with the bloody children in this story. If they continue having this mistake that makes them die all the time, how shall your line survive, maybe all Werner’s descendants will die before they can inherit him… that would be bad.

Finally, the replacement for the replacement is here! And since the third time's the charm, certainly nothing can go-

...

Though that's bad luck for me, the Georgians at least are making a comeback. At this point I'm confused as to whether that's bad or good for me.

I have no idea who this man is, who suddenly appeared in my court out of the blue one day. Without any geneaology, I can only assume that this man is a homeless vagrant that had adopted the name 'von Habsburg' so that he could gain access to the grand Court of Aargau. I must say that his ploy worked, for every new man of my dynasty will be a boon...

Looks like the Mohamedans got there before we could. Lousy house rules, with me having to inherit Abauj before conquering the next province and all...

Man, the weird AI annoys me sometimes. Like for instance, the Azerbaijanis suddenly deciding to stop the siege and walk back into the Black Sea for absolutely no reason. Though it wasn't annoying this time as it was good for us, for it will be the Turkmen that take Abkhazia!

As we get Letters of Indulgence, the Turkmen get closer to taking Abkhazia...

And success for them, which is good for us! For as you can see, the Emirate of Turkmens had only three provinces before Abkhazia, four counting the vassal. Unlike the Emirate of Azerbaijan's eight, the Emirate of Arabs' couple dozen, or the Sultanate of Seljuk Turks' eleventy billion trillion.

Meanwhile, Georgia's comeback doesn't look like it will last long...

Instead of putting something here, I'll just mutter something about just having taken the GRE. Find out next time on the next exciting episode of Real Men Do It Alphabetically, an AARgau!

Just like TV soap operas, a son you never knew Werner had just turns up. Given the feeble nature of the bastards Werner is producing, he's going to need those Letters of Indulgence to set up the Habsburg baby boom. Of course, he could just send his current wife to a convent and marry again.

War with a Turkmens state without allies and only 4 times the size. Your army won its commander a valour award. Can they fight as well as they maneouvre?

To view is human, to comment is divine.
"Be not afraid" - John Paul II
"The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.
Current AAR: Stories of King Sean CK2 4.1
Completed AAR: In Memory of France EU2
View my full AAR list at The InkwellMy library and My blog
Ask not what AARland can do for you, but what you can do for AARland.

A new man in your court with the name von Habsburg that is very well. Also good to see that now that the Turkmens control your next province that should make things easier, this time you will just need an army and send it to conquer the province