So hundreds of millions of scientists, teachers, authors, and lab equipment manufacturers all around the world are part of some huge conspiracy to make us believe atoms and elements exist? And all of the testable consequences of the existence of atoms were fabricated?

Hm...so since we can't SEE oxygen, or hydrogen, or nitrogen, that means they must not exist, and when we have things that contain those elements, it's not actually those elements, it's jehovah the benevolent sky fairy. 'The Wind', is actually a conspiracy by the evil evolutionists, so we can make and send tornadoes to destroy christians.

@Illuminatalie: it was in the back of my mind, too, but I was hoping, REALLY hoping, that no one was that fucking stupid.