Now for some muscle! Drag your crush's body over to the abandoned warehouse and sit them in that sturdy chair. Tie them up with the climbing rope--let this be a gentle caress. Place the duck tape over their mouth, try to resist sneaking a kiss in!

Be patient! This is a good time to flick on the lightbulb and perhaps add other personal touches like broken glass or signs of struggle. Your crush will be knocked out for a good 20-30 minutes, so when they come to be prepared to act like you just found them like this.

Your crush will be very disoriented when they regain consciousness, but rip the tape off their mouth and say, "Thank goodness I found you!" They might ask, "why am I tied up in this chair?" And to that, all you have to do is shush them and let your love story begin.