Please enjoy Extra Mustard’s Kentucky Derby drinking game

The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday and it’s okay, we only just remembered also.

The actual race takes maybe five minutes(?), but for whatever reason, Kentucky Derby coverage lasts at least six hours. It feels like every year the race gets shorter but the coverage gets longer. Last year, American Pharoah won the Derby before going on the win the Triple Crown, but then didn’t win Sportsman of the Year and we found out horse Twitter not only existed, but was a very angry group of people.

This year, let’s not be angry. Instead, let’s celebrate with Extra Mustard’s Derby drinking game. Our race is more of a marathon, not a sprint. In any event, please drink responsibly. No one wants to be the horse who jumps out to a big lead only to finish in last.