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"No matter how difficult or absurd you make a puzzle, your players will find an even more impossible and preposterous way of solving it." - http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=680Titles: He Whose Hand Shapes What Is, Epic Destroyer of Loot, Creator of the Elemental Plane of Bishoujos.

Min'astekal's righteous strike blasts through the twitching thing in an explosion of sickening ichor, tearing through the central body and nearly ripping the darkmantle in half.

Fenbar feels vitality flowing through him with the fell beast is dispatched. He is able to sit up, covered in ichor, feeling somewhat revived. Finally able to get a good look at the thing that attacked him, Fenbar realizes that it is not an ordinary darkmantle. Instead of black or stony-colored it appears to be the color of dried blood, and instead of blood like a normal specimen this thing is oozing a thick, greenish ichor. You doubt that it is a native of the Material plane.

Would it not be easierIn that case for the governmentTo dissolve the peopleAnd elect another?-Bertolt Brecht

Reikel sniffs and wrinkles his nose in disgust at the stench of the thing, then runs over anyway and rifles through it to see if it has anything useful.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!...quoth the server, 404.-Bash.org

Reikel turns from his examination of the creature's innards. "Fenbar, you OK?"

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!...quoth the server, 404.-Bash.org

"Yes. Although I am a little bit put off by this creature. It is not normal of it's kind, and I'm not entirely sure it's from this our plane of existence. Thank you Min for healing me, that thing hit pretty hard."

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!...quoth the server, 404.-Bash.org

Reikel advances cautiously into the room, paying close attention to what little he can see. To improve visibility for a second, he launches a quick burst of flame.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!...quoth the server, 404.-Bash.org

Reikel sees nothing besides the bare walls of the room, and the doorway across the room. However, the burst of flame does little to illuminate the room, which seems to swallow the light before it reaches your eyes.

Would it not be easierIn that case for the governmentTo dissolve the peopleAnd elect another?-Bertolt Brecht

Reikel advances (very) cautiously into the room, keeping a blast of flame in his jaws in case anything pops up.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!...quoth the server, 404.-Bash.org

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, Over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore', While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,"'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!...quoth the server, 404.-Bash.org

As the group cautiously advances into the room, Reikel hears the skittering sound grow louder and louder before a wave of rats pours into the room through the open doorway. They have pitch-black fur, streaked with bloodred patches, and their eyes burn with supernatural malevolence. The vermin cover the floor like a carpet, and stream towards you, chittering malevolently.