Friday, October 24, 2008

Dr.Phil - He thinks he has got some sort of magical answer to everything - after all he is not Charlie the Unicorn or anything. I was watching his show the other day and it was about killer texting - which is like killing people and texting at the same time. Anyways, there was a 21-year-old that could drive with her knee while texting. People DON'T text under the influence...everybody know that!?! One word of advice to Dr.Phil - Keep looking for the amulet.

Suzy Orman - She made Oprah's show the worst ever!! She is 56-years-old and looks like she is in college or something. (layoff the Botox) I mean really and she thinks she knows it all about money, too bad she spends it all on her facial skin. Hopefully by the time she is 90-years-old she can have at least one wrinkle on her face, but she is kinda tight in the way she knowns Oprah.

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Welcome to Random Awesome Stuff

Hello people on the Internet,

I'm Matthew and I love being totally random. Have you ever thought of the uses of condiments, the importance of colors, or how politically incorrect milk is? Well I have! I am going to keep you updated with the latest randomness of science, technology, food, animals, spoons, giraffes, and... just totally random stuff. I'm going to try to post daily, but it may turn out weekly. So tell all of your friends and random people you meet to visit my blog - or maybe its really our blog cause I'm going to involve you in random debates, polls, and quizzes - every so often because there will always be something new.