Finally -- here's what might happen if your financial adviser was the star of "Jackass."

Back in September, a 23-year old man installed himself in a shopping center in Longview, Wash., and held up a sign inviting people to kick him in the groin for five bucks a pop,
according to local paper, The Daily News.

He made all of $3. The man dropped his price for a passer-by, the paper said, because she was female. She was reportedly his only customer before the police came and put the
situation on ice.