Mainly because they're kind of shitty things to do. And if you're having a hard time figuring out just what things might be a little inconsiderate, and might get you hypothetically punched in the face (not literally, guys, no worries - I'm not condoning any kind of legit violence over here), then fear not. That's what I'm here for.

3. Parking like an asshole in the Plateau.

Sadly, parking in Montreal is complicated AF. But just know that if you steal someone's spot, or double park and block someone from leaving... Yeah, you probably won't be winning any awesome human awards.

7. Standing in front of the doors in the Metro and blocking the exit path for everyone.

Even if the metro is packed, under no circumstances should you stand, fully extended, in front of the doors and block everyone's way. Please. We've got places to be. We've got people to see. We've got zero time for this fuckery. (See also: standing where you're not supposed to be standing on the escalators.)