The only thing that stops the dust is the rain. It’s a sweet reprieve, but there is no middle ground. The land is either as dry as the Betty Ford clinic, or as wet as the ocean floor. Everything can be seen from the ridge overlooking Armadillo as John Marston gently bounces along atop...

Michael Fassbender was our first choice [to play the franchise's iconic hooded hero. Michael is an extremely smart, talented, versatile and committed actor.

He also enjoys spanking Keira Knightley! This is the latest development in the Assassin's Creed film project following the falling out Sony Pictures and Ubisoft had during negotiations to make the film together.

Alright, so Fassbender is playing an Assassin. Who'll play Da Vinci and who'll play Lucy (ohnosadface.jpg)?