The Moleturds Are Forced to Move...Again

It all started when I paid an innocent trick on my coworkers. You know. The old brownie joke that I thought they would think was funny but I guess it was too much. Especially for Big Lonzo all three hundred pounds..maybe 275 after the brownies. The result, I had to go tell Molly and Miley that I had been fired again.

That made me mad so there was this big building downtown with actual colored glass of people in robes and statues and an ugly thing with wings up on the roof. So I spray painted my boss's name all over it and some pictures I drew of him and put a tail and fangs on those colored glass windows.

Then we had to pack because I really needed to leave town fast and our landlord is a jerk. He would not give me back our deposit until he inspected our (his) apartment.

He came in and crossed his arms. "Should have known with a name like Moleturd...This is one big mess."

"It was like this when we moved in."

"You mean there was a used diaper behind the hot water heater and another one stopping up the commode?"

"But.."

"And looky here. Something like a piece of green cake icing..no, I guess that's the cake turned green on the ceiling...and.."

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