9. (this is her favorite) Prepare for two panel presentations at an all day conference tomorrow, one on something she doesn't know a thing about and the second on a paper she wrote TEN YEARS ago and completely forgot.

10. Enter online grades

11. Call publisher and beg for desk copies

12. Order books for next year

13. Office hours

14. Compose thoughtful, non-angry, reasoned, polite but incredulous (tone is important) email about the nepotism involved in selecting players for the Little League 13 year old team after hearing from TWO parties how it unfolded unfairly. Guess who didn't make the team.

15. Send said email to 15 friends and the husband instead of sending to Little League Board President. Better not to complain but wow, that felt good to compose.

16. Agonize for two hours about sending the email to the Board President after all.

17. Email someone else at Little League and rescind all volunteer hours. Tell them to cash the 'volunteer check' instead.