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It's called Flibanserin, and if approved by the FDA committee this Tuesday afternoon, the little pink pill also referred to as the "female Viagra" may soon be replacing the standard five-course dinners paired with scary sex toys dudes usually use to seal the deal.

Unlike Viagra, which works by increasing blood flow to the genitals, Flibanserin will work directly on the brain through a combination of neurotransmitters adjusting levels of serotonin and dopamine that will affect the brain's ability to feel pleasure (mainly, helping to release more of it). Critics say it's not clear if the drug actually fixes the problem, and claim the potential side effects—including sleepiness, fainting and fatigue— could be numerous. The same opponents are purportedly nervous about the horrors sexualized women will undoubtedly cause throughout the country, and are concerned that men will have to learn to work the dishwasher/cook their own pies. The results could be scary, to say the least.

Women responded with an eye roll going so far back, they were actually able to see where it all went wrong. Stay tuned for more lady-boner news, assuredly coming by the end of the week.