“This is obviously not a normal occurrence. We’ve never had this happen.”

An “offended” Woodward City Manager Alan Riffel called the impromptu peep show “a regrettable situation,” saying “Those that were present and those that were responsible should have taken immediate actions to see that it didn’t happen.”

Don’t know about everyone else, but we will patiently await the day when someone can offer insight into how you go about stopping a woman from parading around in her birthday suit, without sustaining injury. Until then, it seems the event supervisors pursued the most logical course of action available to them at the time:

Day said the woman will not be asked to volunteer for the Elks in the future.

And as if her spontaneous stripper routine didn’t make for enough of a PR disaster:

Day said Elks members are trying to dispel rumors spreading throughout the community that the lodge paid the woman to get naked or that she had sex with tournament players. Cellphone photos of the event have been forwarded throughout town.

We just can’t wait to see what the very secure mystery lady has planned for the actual rodeo.