"My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity."
--George Bernard ShawLive life with "Le pessimisme de l'intelligence et l'optimisme de la volonté."
--Romain Rolland"Resigned cynicism with a young edge!"
--My cousin"It's cynical idealism."
--Me

6/21/2003

Last night was really kewl. Got to cover the "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" release...fifth book. Lotsa cute little kids. Too bad I didn't have time to really work on my story. i was really pressed for time, what with commuting btwn home, the bookstore and the office. But, i made it. the story came out, for better or worse. I wish I could have done a better job on it tho. Only had about 30 minutes (at most!) to filter through my notes, structure, write and edit my story. bah, humbug!!! What with all the hullaballoo, almost got sucked into the frenzy. Was about to buy a book...man...oh man, i'm such an ez target...

Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate:Fuck