If you were king you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Nuttin', nobody. Nuttin' nohow!
Not even a rhinoceros?
Imposseros!
How about a hippopotomus?
Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottomus!
Supposing you met an elephant?
I'd wrap 'im up in cellophant!
How about a brontosaurous?
I'd show him who's king of the forest!
Could I beat up a killer whale?
If I tried, it would be massive fail.

Originally Posted By EdAvilaSr:And i am writing from my office (on the 1st floor, not the basement) and if I read another personal attack I will lock the account............... like a hurricane would hit a screen door.

EGO sum mentally peius"But if someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun." -- Dalai Lama. Proud member of Ranstad's Militia, the Fantastic Bastards!

I would be tough. It has no arms or legs so Ju Jitsu joint locks wouldn't work like on a chimp. What would work is my lateral movement and quick stabbing knife thrusts into it's head and eyes. The whale moves for the most part forward, backward, or in a large circle. I would give myself at least a 50/50 chance if I had a K-Bar.

I am not going to go overboard and state that I can overpower a Silverback Gorrilla, but I will tell you, I will absolutely make a Chimpanzee tap out in under 30 seconds.