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Respek is important, but the sad thing is, there is so little respek left in the world that if you look it up in the dictionary... you'll find, its been taken out.

Showed up at the Sliver Lake Flea Market with the truck this morning and found out it was cancelled due to rain. Had no interest in making lemonade so returned the truck and took the day off. We'll be back at 10am tomorrow Sunday, February 27th 2010. The location is; Micheltorena Street Elementary School (1511 Micheltorena St. The cross street is Sunset Los Angeles, CA 90026).

We are expecting a massive turnout because, as it has been explained to us, a lot of pizza is consumed in Silver Lake and Echo Park. The question is, Should we put this area into our regular rotation? Try us out and let us know; Should spend zero, one or two nights a week in Siver Lake?

4pm-12am Back to our old friends at USC. Will be delivering as always. Big night for you Trojans as we're going to UCLA the next morning so try and give us a night we won't forget.

Thursday February 25th, TwentyTen

10:30am-3pm UCLA somewhere on campus, Court of Sciences. UCLA: just so you know, people with taste and class eat pizza from SliceTruck. Most other pizza is barely suitable for goyim. I can use that word because I'm a Gentile.

4:45pm-12am Back at USC with flowers and tickets to a show after spending the afternoon with our mistress. Call for delivery.

Friday February 26th, TwentyTen

4pm-12am USC. 32nd and University. Friday night is a delight if you order your pizza from SliceTruck. Pizza night in America, call 310-944-2474.

Saturday February 27th, TwentyTen

10:30-4pm SilverLake Art*Craft & Vintage. Located at the Micheltorena Street Elementary School (1511 Micheltorena St. The cross street is Sunset Los Angeles, CA 90026). This flea market has the coolest local vendors selling their hand-made items, vintage gems, and all the of the antiques and collectibles that you are looking for at great recession proof prices. More Info

We're spreading ourselves around a little this week so do the right thing and come see us.

Took a little trip to Crazyland and searched SliceTruck on google this morning. Found a few reviews that gave me hurt feelings. Here they are:

-The cheese had congealed into one large piece that slid around the sauce like it was ice. The sauce was nothing special. The crust was bland, pale, stiff, and wimpy all the way through, like a breadstick that's sat out for a half hour, with no crunch anywhere.

-Not enough to mark them as bad, but merely being average means it's hard to justify going back.

-The pizza was bland at best on every level. Subpar everywhere.

-Crust was pretty much without taste or flavor. I would even say it might be made from frozen dough since it was almost tooth breaking hard around the edges.

Granted we have way more good reviews than bad, my feelings were hurt. But then I took a look at the reviews of two of my favorite pizza places in New York (who we're borrowing/stealing ideas from) and my feelings were no longer hurt. SliceTruck has great pizza but these two places blow us away (for now), I've sorted their reviews from worst to best just for effect.

We've got Celsius at SliceTruck. Celsius allows you to enjoy the great taste of burning calories. The Celsius company says you burn 100 calories for each can you drink. We'll, we've got it on SliceTruck and you can come by and test it out. Drink it by itself and start getting super thin or pair it with a couple slices for a dainty meal. We've got all flavors. Would like to hear your feedback on it in the comments.

To be clear, Celsius is a sort of energy drink. Independent clinical trials on Celsius show that it burns 100 calories when you drink a can. Chris said it tastes good and thinks he's losing weight like crazy from it but can't be sure because there is no scale on the truck.

I know what your thinking Kimbo; we're about to offer you a free slice for some reason or another. This is not what we're looking to do here. Granted if you accept you will be welcome to a lifetime supply of pizza slices. Here's the proposal, we have two options here. First, legally change your name from Kimbo Slice to simply SliceTruck. This falls perfectly in line with your image of a tough, fierce, fighter guy, SliceTruck, say it to yourself and imagine a beautiful woman is saying it to you because that's your name and she wants you. Sounds good, right. Now think of that same beautiful woman lustily whispering Hey Kimbo Slice. Not that interesting anymore, somethings missing.

So think that over and remember we all believe it would be for the best for you, but if a one word name isn't for you, we have another option. Keep Kimbo and change your last name to SliceTruck. Kimbo SliceTruck. Now everyone is finally getting the full picture with that. No more leaving people hanging, thank you your welcome.

We realize your a big celeb and these type of endorsements don't come cheap so we're prepared to offer you a contract in which you're paid. Sound good? No, it sounds great.

Expanding on our normal schedule for USC, we will be at approximately Hoover and 30th today beginning at 11am until about 8pm. This is very special pizza eating day and felt it is important we show our support for it.

The reason is the big game. We've got the Colts and the Saints. Latest line is Colts -5 and a total of 57. Tell us whose going to win the game and by exactly how many points using the comments section and, if you get it correct, we'll email you a coupon for one absolutely free slice. Please include your email address and your analysis of the matchup.

If you're interested in a delivery for today please call 310-944-2474. If you want your pizza at or around 3pm please call as early as possible, like noon or so. If for some reason you have a problem with SliceTruck and plan to order pizza somewhere else, do yourself a favor and just make chili.

Flipfreaking Friday. First Friday too. Not going to find us at Abbot Kinney as we're going cardinal and gold on this one. Here's the plan. Going to T-Lofts for lunch Feb 5th Friday 11am-2:45pm, then we're going to USC for the night 4pm to 12am as always. You know we deliver at USC? Simple you just call 310-944-2474.

Does T-Pain own the T-Lofts you ask? I don't know but let me ask you this right back, Does the T in T-Pain stand for Tennessee?. These are both unknowns.

Will O.J. Simpson or O.J. Mayo be at the SliceTruck at USC?, No but Matt Leinart probably won't be there either so where does THAT leave us? Does USC let people in named O.J. anymore? How bout this, if your USC student ID says O.J. on it we'll give you a free slice on Friday. Ok, its a deal. All the current USC students, undergrad or grad, named O.J. can have a free slice of pizza on Friday if they stop by.

Oh, hold on. We're also going to Alhambra on Saturday for a major Lunar New Year parade. Did I ever tell you about the parade website I'm going to make? Paradesaroundtheworlddotcom.com, its gonna be great, you can watch parades on your computer, or your telephone, or even just listen to parades. Don't tell anyone about my idea, they'd steal and we won't get rich from it.

Seriously we're going to be at this parade here's some info. Its the year of the tiger, a really sweet sounding year not to be confused with the eye of the tiger. When people ask you what year it is say "tiger" or "tiger woods" not "eye of the tiger" though.

UPDATE-We are seriously not going to the parade in Alhambra. It was cancelled today due to weather. Saturday we're taking off juicing up for Superbowl Sunday. Pizza day. Will be at USC. Don't do yourself wrong by ordering from any other pizza place. You will and should hate yourself for doing something like that.