SP: "Sex is just for guys and galsthe Bible clearly statesif you would just pray harderGod would make you straight!"

Some guy: "I swear I'm gonna slap that lipstick OFF that pig!"

How could people thinkshe's the answer to their prayers?She wants to pop a capin all the polar bears!And what's with all this talkof her shooting caribou?How could McNoBrain pick her?Is he sniffing glue?