Sunday, May 13, 2007

You're A Vision

Eurovision. Travesty.

All hail the Prophet Wogan who predicted that the eastern block would all vote for Serbia with a thinly veiled, "And 8/10/12 points to our lords and masters, the almighty Serbia and their masculine girl-singer. Please do not shoot us."

By the end of the night we were all rooting for the Ukraine, with their immensely camp tin-foiled act and Robin Williams lookalike. All except Claudia who was rooting for France. We give her lee-way in these matters.

Judge for yourselves

Ukraine -

Serbia, featuring Jarvis Cocker?

Curiously no live footage from last night exists. I suspect a Serbian coup that spread throughout Europe. Even over here we gave them some points. ARGH!