In 1988, John Langley created COPS for the fledgling FOX network. 23 years later, the show is still running. It is the Energizer bunny of prime time television. Since John has followed more police officers and witnessed more crime than any human being on earth (absolutely no question), I had to...

Who doesn't love a good crank call every now and then? The commissioner of the NFL, probably. With the NFL Lockout still in full effect, Seahawks Raheem Brock and Chester Pitts fill their downtime in a decidedly doofier manner.

In the second Dirtcathlon event, the teams have to recreate a painting, but oops, Owen forgot the brushes. They'll have to use their hands, feet, hair, or possibly some other body parts to paint the picture and impress the judges.