Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other chickens do.
You wear a disguise to look like human guys
But you're not a man; you're a chicken, Boo.

Transcribed by Mark Hadley

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Version 2 (Episode 78)

Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you?
You don't act like the other chickens do.
You're jumbo-sized and you wear a disguise
But you're not a man; you're a chicken, Boo.
(at the end of the cartoon)
He's jumbo-size and he wears a disguise
But he's not a man; he is Chicken Boo.

Wakko:
Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana
Then there's Denver, Colorado, under Boise, Idaho.
Texas has Austin, then we go north
To Massachusetts' Boston, and Albany, New York
Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C.
Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Nashville, Tennessee.
Elvis used to hang out there a lot, ya know.
Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri
You've got Richmond in Virginia; South Dakota has Pierre
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine
And here is Providence, Rhode Island, next to Dover, Delaware.
Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt
To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont
Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall
And Kansas has Topeka; Minnesota has St Paul.
Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska
And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina and then
There's Madison, Wisconsin, and Olympia in Washington
Phoenix, Arizona, and Lansing, Michigan.
Here's Honolulu; Hawaii's a joy
Jackson, Mississippi, and Springfield, Illinois
South Carolina with Columbia down the way
And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay.
They have wonderful clam chowder.
Cheyenne is in Wyomin' and perhaps you make your home in
Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the buffalo roam
Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota
And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home.
Salem in Oregon; from there we join
Little Rock in Arkansas; Iowa's got Des Moines
Sacramento, California; Oklahoma and its city
Charleston, West Virginia, and Nevada, Carson City.
That's all the capitals there are!

Rita: Being a goddess ain't half bad.
Rita: Oh, you kid
You've got it made 'neath the great pyramid
Gotta say I like this lifestyle
Talkin' 'bout my home on the muddy Nile.
Call me greedy
But give me more; treat me like Queen Nefertiti
Build me a palace fit for Ramses, too
I bet you'd rather be me than you.
Oh, I can't fuss
No longer on a lonely exodus
Gotta tell ya that I'm satisfied
All wrapped up in love like I was mummified.
All wrapped up in love...
Bra doot da doot da doot doo dah...
Like I was mummified!

Chorus: A happy place is Camelot
We like to sing all day
But we can't sing the movie score
Or else they'll make us pay.
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Yakko: (spoken) Looks like it's just us against the dragon,
Head to head, toe to toe...
Grab your partner, do-si-do!
(sung) Bow to your partners left and right
Now grab his arms and fling him out of sight!
Now promenade!