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Monday, March 06, 2006

my weekend in 8 points

when the sign entering the parking lot reads "DISNEYLAND IS VERY BUSY, PLEASE PLAN YOUR DAY".. just accept defeat and turn the car around and go home. cause it's not "very" busy.. it's unseasonably, ridiculously, how do they fit this many fucking strollers in one place, busy... not to mention the fact that your kid won't want to do anything accept eat cotton candy and drink sour watermelon icee's because he can't even see where the line ends for the ride he wants to go on- and the thought of waiting 45 minutes in line is an eternity to a 7 year old and is apparently not going to happen. ever. at least not while he's 7.

it is inevitable that people who should not be wearing spandex, will most assuredly, wear spandex. most likely from head to toe. and more likely, it will gross you out.

the monster's inc. ride will make absolutely no sense to you if you haven't seen the movie. and even if you have, it's still not worth the wait.

two 7 year old boys who haven't seen eachother in 3 months will not stop touching eachother the whole time they're around eachother. we're talking 12 hours of pure hugging, wrestling, and hand holding here people.

paying $6 for a SLICE of pizza is ridiculous and should be illegal and my former employers should be ashamed.

it's never a good thing to get hit on by the scary guy at a rest stop. *shivers*

when sleeping in my nephews bed.. the only option according to boyfriend is "spoon, or be spooned."

and last, but most definitely, not least- if your legs look like they are about to explode from being forced into your knee high boots, please have pity on those of us who have to witness it. think of the kids. think of me.. and keep those boots at home and never, ever, wear them out in public again.

25 comments:

and i had to see the boots in person. the pictures don't do it justice. they weren't even lined up on her legs- like one was totally lower than the other one.. BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FIT ON HER FREAKING LEGS FOR CRIPES SAKE! lol

MELISSA- i hate not having my discount and even with the discount, the food was always so fucking expensive! it's ridiculous that i spent 125 dollars in food that day. and that was with going to ESPN zone for dinner that night instead of staying in d-land to eat overpriced, non filling, food. argh

it's no fun when it's that crowded. i used to work for disney, so it kills me even more that i went out of my way to go there and it was a day like that. you know you want a pair of boots like that. nothing wrong with 3 sizes too small!