Isambard Kingdom Brunel
He sure could engineer well
Bridges and tunnels
Boats with big funnels
Much like his stove-pipe hat and talking of that.

Why don’t we wear stove-pipe hats no more?
They look so ridiculously cool
Imagine going to a school
Where they were part of the daily uniform
I would wear mine with pride
I’d tip it to one side
And then I’d look like a roguish rapscallion
Be like Isambard and rock that hat so hard.

Isambard built the Clifton Bridge
Mmmm it’s a sexy bridge
Oh so sultry
Made a ship so cool
The Queen renamed her entire kingdom after it.
Dug a mighty tunnel under the Thames
But that one did cost the lives of a few men
Industrial revolutionary
Thanks to his stove-pipe hat

Why don’t we wear stove-pipe hats no more?
They look so ridiculously cool
Imagine going to a school
Where they were part of the daily uniform
I would wear mine with pride
I’d tip it to one side
And then I’d look like a roguish rapscallion
Be like Isambard and rock that hat so hard.
Yeah, be like Isambard and rock that hat so hard.