Seriously. Read that title and take it alllllll in. Let’s go back, kids… To the year 2001. I had just “fallen away” from church, having skipped one Sunday claiming to not feel well. When everyone in my house piled into their cars to go to church, my friend Megan came over and we packed up […]

The Giant came over last night when he got off work and we stayed up ridiculously late laughing and talking and making out. I’m still not sure where this train is going, but dammit, he’s cozy. He’s also a giant which makes me feel delightfully feminine and tiny and dainty. Yes, DAINTY! It’s a bizarre […]

I’ve only taken a handful of dating breaks in my adult life. Generally speaking, the breaks come after some sort of what-the-fucked-up’d situation that has left me confused or frustrated or angry. For example, when I ended things with Hot Single Dad the first time (and really, it should have been IT then. I was […]

Another guest post on MetAnotherFrog.com Oh, yeah, so he showed up EARLY on his white horse and waited patiently for me in my living room while I finished curling my hair. I heard his shiny, silver armor clink and clank on my hardwoods. I was certain he was nosing around on my bookshelves in the repurposed […]

My Worst Date Ever. I had already had five dates with this dude. He was a web designer and lived in a great, arty neighborhood here in Atlanta. He was a couple of years older than me and one of those wonderful artistic hipster-types that actually HAD a good job. Our first five dates were […]

As I often do, after a romance gone bad, I reflect a little bit and try to figure out what I need to learn, what I need to laugh about, and what I need to throw away. I always end up back at the list. When I was in junior high school, I was heavily […]