TREEMAN HERE COMING TO YOU LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE FROM THE BAR OF AN AIRPORT PF CHANGS WHERE IM DOWNING DOUBLE IPAS AND EATING MONGOLIAN FUCKING BEEF.
THIS PAST WEEKEND WAS TECHNO CHRISTMAS, AKA THE BEST WEEKEND OF THE YEAR, AKA SOLDIER DAY, AKA MOVEMENT. WERE ANY OF YOU THERE? I ASSUME YOU WEREN'T, SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A RUNDOWN OF EVERYTHING THAT I SAW, CAUSE IT WAS PRETTY MUCH ALL REALLY COOL. IM PRETTY DRUNK SO IM GONNA KEEP GOING WITH THESE FUCKING CAPITAL LETTERS. HOLD ON, TAKING A BITE...
HERE'S MY WEEKEND AT DEMF, AS IT IS AFFECTIONATELY KNOWN. ILL GIVE YOU THE BEST, THE OK, AND EVEN THE SHIT I SAW 5 MINUTES OF. HERE GOES. LIST IS DIGS. DOES AYONE SAY THAT ANYMORE?

NOW LEN FAKI ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED IT. HE PLAYED EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED. HARD, DARK, WAHTEVER. I DONT CARE. I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE WATCHED THE WHOLE SET BUT KRAFTWERK WAS PLAYING. DOWN HERE IN THE UNDERGROUND STAGE I MET SOME GUY THAT GRADUATED FROM MICHIGAN STATE AND HE WAS DEFINITELY SOME DOUCHEBAG ON MOLLY BUT HE GAVE ME LIKE 3 CIGARETTES SO THAT WAS REALLY COOL

HOLY SHIT I HONESTLY THOUGHT THESE GUYS WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW BUT NO WAY THEYRE ALIVE AND REALEASING A 3-D ALBUM THIS YEAR. THEIR SHOW WAS EVEN IN 3-D WITH UFOS AND THE AUTOBAH AND SHIT COMING TOWARDS YOU IN REAL TIME GOD DAMN IT WAS COOL. THEYRE OLDER THAN MY GOD DAMN DAD. BUT THEY STILL LOOK YOUTHFUL BECAUSE THEYRE GERMAN.

I ALSO DAPPED ONE OF THE GUYS UP AND HE SEEMED REALLY PUMPED AND FOR ME THAT WAS KIND OF LIKE DAPPING UP JESUS

OK SO THIS WAS EASILY THE BEST SET OF THE WEEKEND. HE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED MATADOR. SOME PEOPLE WERE DANCING FOR MATADOR BUT THEN LOCO DICE STARTED AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT THIS IS DOPE I CANT BE TH ONLY ONE FEELING THIS AND SO I TURNED AROUND AND EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN SIGHT WAS BOOGYING SO FUCKING HARD HOLY SHIT I STARTED RUBBING MY THIGHS AND FEELING SWEATY AND WHAT NOT I DONT KNOW I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS FROM GERMANY HE JUST HAD SO MUCH DAMN DETROIT STYLE ANYWAYS THIS WAS PROBABLY THE BEST SET LIKE I ALREADY SAID TAHNKS

DAMN JUSTIN ALWAYS BRINGS IT AND HE BROUGHT IT. I WAS DRUNK AND HIGH. I MET SOME GUY NAMED TOAD AND ANOTHER GUY TAHT COULDNT STOP SMILING WHILE I WAS GOING AROUND OFFERING EVERYONE I SAW CIGSARETTED CAUSE I DIDNT WANNA SMOKE ALL OF THEM AND TOAD REALLY LOVED HIS CIGARETTES HIS REAL NAME WAS NICK AND THEY SHARED A JOINT WITH ME AND EVEN TOAD GAVE ME SOME OF HIS LOBSTER MAC AND CHEESE. TOAD WAS TIGHT. I MADE A LOT OF FRIENDS BUT HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE. BETTER THAN THE DINOSAUYR GUY

CLAUDE VONSTROKE AND GREENV ELVET. ASIDE FROM THE FACT THAT GREEN VELVET LOOKS LIKE HE WA SREJECTED FROM THE AMTRIX, WHICH HONESTLY IS PRETTY AWESOME NOW THAT I THINL ABOUT IT, THIS SET WAS TIGHT FOR THE HALF HOUR I SAW, BUT I HAD TO LEAVE TO GO SEE NINA

CLOSED OUT THE FESTIVAL WITH MY GIRL NINA. I DONT REALLY CARE HOW HOT SHE IS (SUPER HOT), SHES PROBABLY THE BEST DJ OUT THERE RIGHT NOW AND TRIP IS PROBABLY THE BEST TECHNO LABEL, ESPECIALLY FOR HAVING BEEN STARTED LIKE TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. I MET SOME PEOPLE DOWN HERE TOO WHILE WE WERE JAMMING. I TOLD SOME POOR AUSTRALIAN SUCKER TO GO GET LAFAYETTE CONEY ISLAND AND HE EVEN TOOK A VIDEO OF ME DOING A GOOD OLD DETROIT JIT. I DONT REALLY DANCE SO THAT WAS INTERESTING IM SURE HE THOUGHT I WAS SOME SORT OF STRANGE DETROIT MUTANT BUT THATS COOL CAUSE THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR. ANYWAYS, A LOT OF PEOPLE LEFT DUR4ING HER SET WHICH I DIDNT GET CAUSE IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL ESPECIALYL UNERGROUND WHICH IS MY FAVORITE STAGE. IF LOCO DICE WASNT SO SICK, THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST SET. THANKS NINA, IF YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT EXISTENTIALISM AND WESTERN COLONIZATION EVER IM DOWN. LATER SPUTNIK. IM NOT GONNA HAVE INTERNET FOR LIKE 9 DAYS WHICH IN MILLENIAL SPEAK IS AN ETERNITY SO BYE