>>229She would be obliged to do it and she might even want to, to some degree, to do a fan a favor. But it would be weird as fuck and it would have people pointing the finger at him and at us saying"just look at these 20-30-40 yr old creeps; dropping in at some 16 yr old girl's part or fantasizing about her on that filthy site; have they no shame?"

Trying to figure out how they're going to rig this contest, which I hope they do. I don't think anyone wants to see some 38-year-old dude sitting at a table staring at Chloe with drool on the side of his mouth. Can off-duty Secret Service agents be hired to protect Chloe at the event? Seriously, I skimmed the legal stuff and it doesn't mention anything about disqualfying winners based on age or sex, which actually would be illegal. Well, unless you're Canadian and can't pass a math skills test. Has any Bros from Canada explained this weired rule yet?