“Gotta add ‘Scaramucci’ to the dictionary as a measure of time.”

Scaramucci’s removal happened one freakin’ business day after The New Yorker published a damaging interview in which he vulgarly bashed members of President Donald Trump’s senior staff.

In the profanity-laced interview, which was published on Friday, Scaramucci was quoted calling then-White House chief of staff Reince Priebus “a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.” He also busted out this gem: “I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

During Scaramucci’s brief tenure as communications director (which, to be fair, lasted longer than a Mayfly’s life span, OK?) his wife filed for divorce and he missed the birth of his child, all of which makes for the perfect Twitterstorm.