Welcome to The Cave of Dragonflies forums, where the smallest bugs live alongside the strongest dragons.

Guests are not able to post messages or even read certain areas of the forums. Now, that's boring, don't you think? Registration, on the other hand, is simple, completely free of charge, and does not require you to give out any personal information at all. As soon as you register, you can take part in some of the happy fun things at the forums such as posting messages, voting in polls, sending private messages to people and being told that this is where we drink tea and eat cod.

Of course I'm not forcing you to do anything if you don't want to, but seriously, what have you got to lose? Five seconds of your life?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Are you a human?
Stranger: Yes shure.
Stranger: What else? a dog? or a alien?
Stranger: talk about being stupid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: zieg
You: .... hi?
Stranger: from?
You: America
Stranger: girl?
You: yeah
Stranger: I from Ukraine
You: Say.... Have you heard of this Palin chick?
You: She's awesome.
You: I swear to god that she's the best thing eva.
You: Speaking of the man above, have you been saved?
Stranger: whot?
You: If so I can hool you up with some lovely panphlets...
You: *hook
Stranger: you nigger?)
You: Nope. White trash and proud.
You: Why, just the other day my cousions got married.
You: It was a lovly wedding.
You: *lovely
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: how do you change a flat tyre?
You: I'm at bumfuck nowhere and I need to know
Stranger: lol seriously?
You: seriously
You: I need to get to my destination really soon
Stranger: look in the boot for a jack. it's probably a scissor jack type with a crank
Stranger: along with the spare
You: fuck I don't have them
You: eh doesn't matter
You: I have a lighter and some petrol handy
You: I'll torch the car and the body inside
You: thanks for the help
You: bye
You have disconnected.

This sounds a lot better than it is, I always get bored before long when I go on it.
And whenever I have a good conversation with somebody, I always make up an excuse that I "have to go" because I have this strange tendency to try and end conversations before they start to go stale, even though I'll never speak to these people again and so have no reason to care what they think of me.

The other problem is that most of the time it's just hurr durr i am from 4chan here is my stupid meme, or the occasional man looking for cybersex and actually expecting that he will find a girl who wants it...though I have had some fun with such people. :P

Warning: This convo features racism as a joke and if you don't like it then don't read it. I managed to pose as Hitler and have a convo with someone for more than 5 seconds. Also, in case you don't get the Mr. Dennis thing, there was a maths teacher at our school about a year ago with that name who was fired for groping a young girl "by accident".

Quote:

(SPOILER for Read above)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I AM HITLER
You: HEIL ME
Stranger: When he woke up, the dinosaur was still there.
Stranger: i love hitler that man is a god
You: YEAH
Stranger: if your hitler then i grovle at your feet
You: I'M THE GODDAMN HITLER
You: THEY THOUGHT I WAS DEAD
Stranger: mien furer
You: BUT THEY WERE WRONG
Stranger: barstards with there propergander
Stranger: your must be rather old though
You: YEAH
You: I HAD TO BE REINCARNATED INTO THE BODY OF A 50 YEAR OLD PERV
You: CALLED MR. DENNIS
Stranger: do you still have that epic moustache
You: YEAH
You: AND A FUCKING COMBOVER
Stranger: WIIIIIIIIN
Stranger: how about the brown clothes
You: NAH, THEY BURNED ALL OF THE NAZI UNIFORMS
Stranger: damn
You: THEY WERE A DEAD GIVEAWAY
Stranger: i spose it is rather obvious
You: I'M AN UNDERCOVER MATHS TEACHER NOW
You: KILLING THE POLISH
You: BECAUSE THERE ARE NO JEWS IN ENGLAND
Stranger: awsome fucking pols are everywhere
You: AH GODDAMNIT THOSE FUCKING POLS.
You: BURN THEM ALL
You: AND THEN MAKE NAZI UNIFORMS WITH THEIR REMAINS
You: HEIL MYSELF
Stranger: where abouts in england does this new hitler live i want to groval at his feet
Stranger: Please say Norfolk
You: IN A COUNTY CALLED WILTSHIRE
Stranger: damn i am not sure where that is but i shall find out and that shall be my new home near mien fhurer
You: YEAH
You: GROVEL AT MY FASCIST FEET
You: HOW OLD ARE YOU
You: AND WHAT RELIGION DO YOU FOLLOW
Stranger: 19 AND FUCKING ATHIEST
You: YEAH
You: FUCK RELIGION
Stranger: CAPS MAKE EVERYTHING ANGRY YEAHH!!!
Stranger: INDEED
You: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE WORLD WAS MADE WHEN THE KAISER SHAT A BRICK
Stranger: WIIIIIIIIIIIIN WILTSHIRE IS NEAR WESTON SUPERMERE I AM GOING TO UNI THERE IN SEPTEMBER CAUSE GAP YEAR WAS SHITE
Stranger: AND I WILL FEEL BETTER KNOWING I AM NEAR THE NEW MASTER OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YEAH
You: HEIL MYSELF
Stranger: INDEED I HAIL YOU
Stranger: HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER HAIL HITLER
Stranger: BRING BACK THE NAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ITS SPELT HEIL
You: AND NAZI
You: WITH AN E AND A Z
You: FOR FUCKS SAKE
Stranger: AH WELL I DONT CARE ITS A ENGLISH HITLER NOW WE NEED A NEW WAY TO SHOUT YOUR NAME
You: HEIL MR DENNIS
Stranger: HEIL DENNIS
You: YEAH
You: I HAVE TO GO AND KILL SOME POLS NOW
Stranger: GOOD HUNTING
You: WHAT'S YOUR EMAIL SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LATER?
Stranger: NAH I DONT GIVE OUT EMAIL EVEN TO MR DENNIS SORRY BUT IF BY SOME MAGIC I TALK TO YOU AGAIN ON HERE JUST PUT HEIL HITLER AND ILL PUT HEIL DENNIS
You: OKAY
You: BY THE WAY
You: I'm not really a reincarnation of hitler, I'm a 14 year old teen with a good education and I now think that you're a horrible racist bastard.
You: XD
You: t('.'t)
Stranger: i am not a suporter of hitler either just like a joke
You: Good.
You: May we meet again.
Stranger: possibly lol have a good evening
You: LONG LIVE THE MASTER RACE

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hullo
You: ...
Stranger: hey!
You: oh hi
You: thought you'd never come
You: ....
You: .......
You: ..........
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ..
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: ?
You: you know you can just press enter instead of taking forever
You: since you do
Stranger: yeah im not stupid,)
You: okay.
You: no offence
You: how old are you again?
Stranger: haha;)
Stranger: 18
Stranger: And you?
You: younger and apperantly a lot faster
You: eleven
Stranger: hahah oh!
You: oh?
Stranger: owned by a eleven year old
Stranger: where are you from then?
You: the great nyc
Stranger: sweeet!
You: and is there a such thing as the age racism? like ageism? i'd like to say it
You: and call you ageist
You: and whatnot
You: and i know you want to disconnect now
You: too bad
You: oh crap you're still here
Stranger: hahha yeah you can say so if you want;)
You: amazing
You: you didn't disconnect
Stranger: i warning you that my english is very bad so!
You: no wonder
Stranger: You know, im from sweden and i am not talking english very muchh;)
You: i'm not swedish
You: how are the swedish fish there?
Stranger: haha no i know! You are from NYC
Stranger: Swedish fish?
Stranger: aaah the world greates fish!
You: no i mean
You: oh forget it
You have disconnected.

EDIT: oh god.

Quote:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u like breasts
You have disconnected.

Warning: This convo features racism as a joke and if you don't like it then don't read it. I managed to pose as Hitler and have a convo with someone for more than 5 seconds. Also, in case you don't get the Mr. Dennis thing, there was a maths teacher at our school about a year ago with that name who was fired for groping a young girl "by accident".

First Few i didnt paste here but one of them asked if i was a horny 25 year old man
Regular Talk

Quote:

Stranger: HI
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl?
You: 15 M OHIO
Stranger: 17,f,italy
You: Wow italy
Stranger: well yea
You: u vacationing there or do u live there and ur just trying out ur engrish
Stranger: im living there -.-
Stranger: in rome
You: cool
You: see tha colleseum much?
Stranger: almost every day :D its nothing special to me
Stranger: okay its beautiful but well, you see it so often
You: well i live in a place where anything big is cool
Stranger: haha :D im vittoria btw
You: Jake
Stranger: jake black :D like in twilight
You: dont know much about dat, not really into those kinda movies
Stranger: i dont like twilight
You: ah...
Stranger: but everyone is like "oh jacob black oh"
Stranger: hes cosě splendidi
You: all i hear about is edward, and girls saying how hot he is, is jake black the wolf guy?
Stranger: yea
You: ok, then i know who he is, Twilight just swept the MTV movie awards
Stranger: they where nominated to the best kiss! lol
You: they won it too...
Stranger: really?
Stranger: omg -.-
You: they won best movie, best male actor, best female actor, best kiss and a few others too
Stranger: i hate twilight
Stranger: i like more harry potter :D
You: yea, cant wait til next won, the book was the first book i ever got the day it came out
Stranger: i loved the book and deadly hallows
You: yea, that was real big here, there was supposly a hacker who found out the ending
Stranger: it was so good
Stranger: but i have to go sleeping
Stranger: bye jake :)
You: o, its probably midnight there
You: later!
Stranger: yea