3. Panama City Beach

Every March, this sleepy Florida city is awoken by thousands upon thousands of drunken, horny, spring-breaking teenagers looking to satisfy their most primal urges. Two things that tipped us off to Panama City’s inherent douchiness: A headline in a local newspaper that read "Burger King bikini brawler pleads 'no contest' - banned from chain" and a Facebook group called "I’m from Panama City Beach and I’m not a douchebag" that only has 15 members. 'Nuff said.