Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of May 20-26, 2013

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You may have surrendered to a lazy sense of logic as of late, but stop freaking yourself out about it. This is exactly what the universe wants of you. If you truly want happiness, you will see that simplicity is the foundation of all and the more you take responsibility for others, the more complicated it gets. Untangle your brain, retrain their’s.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Borderline behavior isn’t odd for you and no one will even be the wiser when you decide to take a leap off into the great unknown. There isn’t much you can sort out in the future, so don’t damn yourself by making a commitment to something you don’t care about. At the very least, changing the scenery is your lucky charm now.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Make scheduling deadlines a priority now. If you don’t write down your plans, they will swish around in your brain and eventually get lost, until another lifetime. There is no time to waste; fate is going to push you into choppy waters. Expect a riptide. However, if you embrace it, its abruptness will let you succeed, rather than settle.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Set standards. All eyes are going to be on you this week, and the way you represent yourself will matter, so pay attention to your vanity even more now. Looking hot and feeling it down to your core is what this week is all about. Strut it out, because the more you own what you’ve got, the brighter the lights that lavish you will be. Prove wishes can come true.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Submission is your double-edged sword. On one side is the fact that you’re smarter than whoever is asking for dominance now, and on the other, you like feeling possessed, no matter how Lifetime TV it sounds. After all, it’s cute to know someone cares to know where you are, every second of the day. However, the choice this week is caring to know where they are every second too.

Libra (September 23-October 22): You need to be five steps ahead of the competition — including your self-sabotaging side that can get lost in the fury, rather than bathing in the fire. Yes, action and words need to sync up, so work it from your gut. Being fast on your feet is your ticket to being heard rather than trampled on, so make sure you don’t get caught with your pants down.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Something or someone is going to turn on you, but this could be good or bad, as in a change of heart that bonds or bails. So, prepare yourself, as a seismographic wave of information will appear, changing up how much you can trust your senses. Yes, another test to your intuition is coming, but this month, the odds are on you, so don’t rule out miracles now.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): This is your lucky week, as a new path will slowly reveal itself, compensating you for all your suffering and making you feel confident about the future like never before. You have talents and charms that others would bottle, as all would pay a pretty penny for it. So, don’t be quick to draw conclusions on how current bets on the table will play out, because dark horses are aplenty now.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You can’t let others get into your head, because the voices that will stick aren’t going to be ones you need to hear. Insanity is in reach this week, but you can avoid it, it you just refuse to see other options. Not that you even have to do anything else, as just knowing you can be free on your terms is all the luxury you need now.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Others can drool all they want, because you have no reason to have to restrain yourself. Instead, indulge in all that you want. Just because others don’t have the same as you is no reason to deprive yourself. If anything, think of yourself as an inspiration for others, as you get what you sow, and you’ve done enough to deserve ultimate satisfaction.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Dipping your toes into a new curiosity will feel warm and fuzzy, but don’t make it a point to go deeper. In fact, restraining yourself now from thinking too intently about new situations is a smart thing. There is nothing pretty about heaviness now, so keep the pace up, as it’ll be sampling many new flavors that will appease you more than gorging into one side of your hungers.

Aries (March 21-April 19): There are many ways to get attention from your honey, but having it stick is another challenge. Calculated measures, not shock value, are in need now, which means using all your experiences. If this requires running a five-ring circus based on your life, then so be it, as entertainment will be an intricate part to maintaining longevity now.

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