Adriana Lima actually went through with it and eloped with Marko Jaric on Valentine's Day weekend. What the fuck does this guy have going for him that we can't see? With everything he has working against him, he better have the greatest personality on the planet. Seriously, the only reason ...

That this woman:
Is engaged to this man:
I caught about three minutes of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night, and that's about all I could stomach. The first time I saw Adriana Lima saunter down the runway I wanted to send my remote careening through the screen of my television. ...

Since we here at Rumors and Rants took the red pill, so to speak, we have yet to add anything to our nifty new "Rumors" tab. We decided it was time to change that, and give you the latest chatter going on in baseball and NBA as one season winds ...