Aside from (sort of) appearing alongside Marsden Hop, this guy seems to be all over the place. Seriously! Are there any movies that don’t have Russell Brand in them? We’re probably exaggerating a bit, mostly because we can’t believe he’s costarred in twofilms with Helen Mirren in the past year. But, um, how did he suddenly become a legit movie star?

Of course, there are more important questions on hand… Like, would you ever do the deed with this long-haired, twiggy motherfucker? Sometimes we think there’s something weirdly hot about him, and other times we want to smash our faces into a wall whenever we hear his name. Where do you stand on this matter?