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Saturday, 13 February 2016

Saturday In House Gist(s)

Today we have a stand alone gist and hopefully there will be more tomorrow...if not then till next week!...Astalabista baby!

*Side eyes*

STAND ALONE GIST

KU BARI

I remember when we were in school in the cold city of Jos, in Plateau State (oh...how I love that city). I was walking to school with friends. A little flashback before this day. Madmen and women had become a little bit rampant

then, and we were wondering were they were coming from, and why. Anyway, as we were talking a madman was coming towards us, and as he reached us, he grabbed one of my friends nearest to him, and kissed her.

OMG!!!

It was gross. She screamed and slapped him. When he ran away, we sympathized with her, but our sympathetic faces gradually burst into laughter.

When we got to school that day, she was brushing her teeth, (she bought brush and toothpaste on the way) and we were giving the rest of the class gist about what happened, someone told us that she and her mum went to the popular farin gada market, and as they entered, a madman was in hot pursuit of a woman that sold tomatoes in the market.

When he caught her, he quickly undressed her, and slam, he was inside. People ran up to them and was separating them when the woman started screaming in Hausa 'ku bari, ya riga ya shiga ciki ciki' meaning "leave him, he has already entered inside inside".

Whoa!!!

Since then, when I see a madman coming from far, I normally cross to the other side of the road, unless I'm in a car.

The winner i told to send me account number and do it yesterday,i didnt get your email ooooh.....If this is the only person who sends in and gets 20 legit votes for trying,then it will receive the winning 5k.

Mad man first kiss your friend, then next time another mad man pulled a woman down, undressed her and raped her all through the act nobody could stop him, insde a busy market? Soteh she say make them leave am e don enter. I no gree, na her former boyfriend weh she know

Na only wrapper the woman tie ne? Or she be kuturu wey no fit defend herself? I'm guessing she's married or not and she let another man a mad one at that straff her in public?! At the market?? So the man's dick was erect through out the race that he was able to penetrate her immediately.

Na wa o! Even BVs I thought were cool, see exposure! Its a joke! It doesn't need to be real or true to be funny or carry a message! I laughed out loud! Pre Val sadness dey worry some of una, y'all already know shit aint gonna happen, not even TomTom from d Aboki u always buy suya from, therefore u tear down Dis babes hustle! EFF off!

Bia poster,ara agbakwala gi o.Which kain yeye lie be this na?Carry time o.And I've noticed many people make this mistake of using 'were' where they should have used 'where' and don't you dare blame it on autocorrect.