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I was born in Wensleydale, England, and studied Privilege at Cambridge University. I am the author of a dark fantasy novel called Feline Alchemy. I live in Milton Keynes with two cats and am the reigning British MouseBall champion.
Ambitions -
1) Take ownership of this messed-up world.
2) Resurrect the Fearless Defenders.
Hobbies -
I like that thing where twenty-two cretins kick a bit of dead cow around a patch of grass.