Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Fine Ryan

Last year he broke up and feuded with his Team Canada partner AJ Smooth and turned good guy. I'm not sure what this year holds for Ryan Slade, 6', 194#, heavyweight champ at Pro Wrestling Phoenix and sex icon at 3XWrestling, but I got a feeling it's about time for him to hit it big. With his sideburns, crazy eyes, and slightly off-kilter pulchritude, he's my early pick for rockabilly-meets-porn-star icon of the year.