73

51

78.1

84.0

83.0

.641

.659

98.9%

0.8%

99.7%

0.7%

0.3%

It's pretty clear from this past weekend that Miguel Cabrera is from another planet. But just imagine a planet with nothing but Miguel Cabreras. You could go there and lead the league in stolen bases every year.

2

76

48

76.9

77.3

74.5

.614

.595

100.0%

0.0%

100.0%

0.0%

0.1%

Andrelton Simmons is an anagram for "unbelievable defense." Related: I don't know what an anagram is.