Jesse James Stunned He Had To “Endure What I Had To Endure” After Cheating

Ah yes, the way Jesse James has triumphed over problems entirely of his own making is truly inspiring. While last week the star of the upcoming special Jesse James: Outlaw Garage told E! Online that he was in “a pretty awesome place in life,” it seems that James is already back on the martyrdom tip. “I think I’ve paid the price and then some, you know? I don’t know anybody anywhere that’s had to endure what I had to endure for basically infidelity,” the reality star sighed to Yahoo’s OMG! “It’s just the nature of my life. People always will want me sainted one minute, and strung up the next.” Why do we always put our tiny violins into storage right when we we need them the most? Oh wait, here’s one behind a Tic Tac. Sing the song, Jesse! Sing that same sad song!

We’re not exactly sure why Jesse is surprised people think he’s a dirt bag after learning that he cheated on Sandra Bullock with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and on Kat Von D with…well, half the women in L.A., but it’s pretty obvious no one would bring up all that hot mess if Jesse himself would stop talking about it. Sniffs James, “I think people just judge me by the way I look. That predates fame or any of that stuff. People have always been scared of me and always think I’m a bigot or a racist or a homophobe just by the way I look. I’m 6’3″, and 215 pounds, [and a] tattooed-up white boy.” Sure, Jesse, or maybe it’s those photos of you in Nazi regalia? Or the fact that you associate with ladies who would voluntarily get a swastika tattoo on their downstairs? You might not be able to hear it where you are, Jesse, but rest assured we are playing you the teeniest little sonata right now.