Lindsay Lohan Is A High-Class Escort, Says Her Father

Michael Lohan has slithered out of his hole to announce to the world Lindsay is paying her bills as a high-class escort, servicing gentlemen as varied as Brunei royalty and the Spanish painter Domingo Zapata. “She is getting paid to date rich men,” Michael Lohan told Star, accusing his ex-wife Dina Lohan of pimping LiLo out. Other “insiders” say Lindsay is given jewelry and gifts and gets taken on expensive vacations by her clients. This doesn’t sound too much like the free shit most celebrities are enjoying anyway, no? [Radar Online]

Oh, also, Lindz has been banned from staying at W Hotels in New York City after trashing a suite and causing $50,000 worth of damage. [PopBytes]

Check out the trailer for a new Lifetime original movie “Betty & Coretta,” about Betty Shabazz and Coretta Scott King, the wives of Malcolm X and Martin Luther King, Jr. [Madame Noire]

“Alias” actor Vincent Garber just came out of the closet. The Internet unanimously agrees his partner Rainer Andreesen is the hottest man we’ve ever seen. [The Gloss]

Fake a Facebook girlfriend for just $39.99 with this Brazilian web site. [HyperVocal]

Leolah Brown, sister to Bobby Brown and aunt to Bobbi Kristina was kicked out of her niece’s funeral yesterday after verbally lashing at Pat Houston Bobbi Kristina’s former manager as well as sister-in-law to Bobbi Kristina’s mother Whitney Houston. Phew. That was a mouthful.