I hobbled it around the block very slowly, expecting the springs to settle.. . Still good to go, no clunks or creaks or scrapes. Shakedown time... half-disabled the traction control... Made it to the freeway...Drove like a bit of an asshole, tried out the "sport" button... Took my exit, gave it the beans .. AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I got pulled over.

I groveled, I begged, I pleaded, I was 100% up front and honest, I promised he'd never see me drive that way again... and he showed mercy and let me go.