So, to sum up the family history of Sarah Palin, the darling of religious conservative “values voters”:

Son Track gets divorced after being married for 18 months. Baby was born six months after wedding.

Track himself was born 8 months after Palin wedding.

Daughter Bristol has a baby out of wedlock, lives across the country from the father.

They sound like some kind of immoral godless liberal stereotype, to be honest. But hey, as long as you keep saying all the right things, you can have sex with children and sheep for all the Republican base cares.