It is hoped their slightly erratic behaviour, along with the groaning noises and the ”mwa” sound they make when afraid or angry, will be a deterrent to predators such as foxes.

Beyond that, they are as soothing as a new pack of prescription drugs.

We’re just happy we can put a picture of a llama wearing a scarf in this post, because it is a bit chilly out there, and it also makes us feel better in some small way about any involvement we may have unintentionally had in that Taiwanese earthquake. Never again will we wear a crop top.