Miranda Kerr MILFtastic Legend (VIDEO)

Miranda Kerr rose to the greatest of ranks among her Victoria's Secret angels peers with a look like really no other. Half hot teacher, half hot Down Under farm girl. And third half girl of my dreams. Oh, those dreams of Miranda.Â

The uber-MILFtastic hottie has been steaming up the pages of Egotastic for almost a solid decade now. She's been through a husband, had a kid, parted ways with Victoria's Secret, and continues her one benevolent act on this planet -- looking super damn amazing. It's more than most people give and she's barely even trying.

Journey with us now to the Hottest of the Hot, a little land within a land behind a gated community of the sextastic. Or really just a supremely inspiring one minute tribute video. Enjoy.