Let’s just say “Santa” is likely up to his eyeballs with mini-giraffe requests this year. I’m also pretty sure the ad forced many Americans — however benevolently — to actually look up the word “opulence,” and that’s a good thing.

Now, just to make sure no one here in the good ole U-S of A was left with the impression that those Commie bastards actually “won” — that being surrounded by gold busts, beautiful women, and genetically modified wildlife was the norm behind the former Iron Curtain — Frump felt it prudent to highlight incidents like this.