Pitt Porn for Basterds

It’s the third year in a row. And there’s something about Cannes that brings out the best in the Brange. The heat and humidity, the moistness in the air, all of it gets magnified tenfold between them and they take their hot and horny chemistry onto the carpet and the whole world is left quivering.

This is the show they put on last night.

A show in colour. The Jolie loves colour in Cannes. Bright yellow, bright green, last night it was pink. Looks more nude and muted in photos but in person this Versace had some pop. She had some pop. From head to toe. No conservative black. Instead, gauzy, drapy, sexy, and a very naughty slit.

Someone was sending a message: Brad Pitt is not leaving this.

And he didn’t.

Even while she waited graciously as he posed for cast photos, dutifully playing the supportive partner, he seemed to look back always to check, then as soon as he was done with his Basterd colleagues, he’d return right away to take her hand. And then all the usual moves: whispers, giggles, giddy smiles at each other… they brought out the A game.

PS. Do you see Angie’s fullback underwear line? Hee.

PPS. The dress is not a favourite. Hate the shoes. But it’s a departure for her. Let’s take it.

Once inside the palais, while completely stopped because of the backlog (everyone else had waited just inside to watch their arrival), she stood in front of him with his arms around her waist, and his chin on her right shoulder, and she was laughing because his stubble was tickling, her hands on top of his hands on top of her belly, as he was overhead saying – we need a drink! So they drank!

After the premiere it was off to the afterparty. Super tight security. Sniffing dogs all day around the venue, his people personally approved every single name on the list, they had the last word above Weinstein, above everyone, they were brought through the underground tunnel, and they stayed long, longer than anyone expected, not leaving until around 2am. Which is late for them. The Brange don’t normally linger very long.

But the kids are not here. And it was a free night. And while I don’t have children, I’d imagine, if there are 6 of them, you take advantage of the free night. You stretch the free night as far as it’ll go. Hell yes.

So they did. Both were chatty and friendly and sociable, never far from each other. Almost always touching – click here to see photos http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1185269/Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-crush-rumours-rift-award-winning-display-affection.html - or nuzzling or sharing private jokes, and making Harvey Weinstein very happy. Everyone stayed because they stayed. The investors stayed, the money stayed, charmed by the Brange, intoxicated by the Brange, seduced by the Brange…