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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Miss Ginger's Mouth Hurts!

But not enough to shut the bitch up! She has lots to say so she's gonna talk right through it!

I did get a sweet email from Dr. M. this morning letting me know that my mouth might be a little sore and that I should "free-base" on ibuprofen! I little sore!- oye! Thank God I like soup! Although it is feeling better by tonight!

Back in my little Marriott in Metairie- it's like I never left! I did remember to request "down-free" this time!

I snagged this little tag from Chicago Dan's site. A day without gays? What would happen?

1. Department stores across the country would be a mess!

2. Everyone's hair would be a mess!

3. No one's phone would work if the lesbians participated.

4. Many schoolchildren would stare at blank chalkboards all day.

5. Dead air on the networks as Ellen, Suze, and many others behind the scenes called out sick.

6. There would be no crafts on "Martha" because there would be no one to do them for her.

7. Bravo would just broadcast a test pattern all day.

8. Gym equipment across the nation would rust and sit idol.

9. Patrons in restaurants would wait HOURS for their food!

10. People would die and suffer as Drs., Nurses, X-ray techs, and other medical professionals took the day off.

The list goes on and on.

Miss G isn't sure if she will participate- unemployed drag queens are much less effective at moving the agenda than successful professionals, but the concept is thought-provoking. What else would happen if we had to endure "a Day without Gay?"

4 comments:

The middle 2 weeks of December are the busiest of the year for me (holiday parties) - and I imagine it's the same for you. I would be out on the street in a hot second if I called in sick.

So Dan suggested no blogging. I think that is a fabulous idea. You can deprive your Ginger Snaps of your gorgeous self (and wit), and I'll show the BunnyNation what it's like to not have any BunnyPosts for an entire 24 hours.

Hmmm, what else would happen...all flower arrangements sent out would be straggly and ugly, with no sense of shape, form, or style...?

Honestly, some time ago I wrote an entry about the outdated and ridiculous "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy in the American military. Basically, I said get used to it, folks, you encounter them every day, everywhere (including probably in your own family), and they're people just like you. (Only more fabulous, LOL)

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