What do you get for the BFF who has everything and then also has a baby? Well, if you're Gwyneth Paltrow, you buy your pal Beyoncé a top of the line Bugaboo Cameleon stroller—retail price $979. Nothing but the best for Blue Ivy™. But here's a question: what the hell are Beyoncé and Jay-Z going to do with a stroller? That child is not going to see the light of day until she already knows how to walk, or maybe she won't even need to walk because she'll be carried aloft on a platform everywhere she goes. Actually, maybe they could use it to push the baby around inside her 2,200-square-foot nursery. Either way, props to the Goop for the nice gesture. [Us]

And while we are on the topic of Blue Ivy™, her grandmother Tina Knowles finally spoke out about her new grandchild. She wasn't afraid to deliver the hard-hitting truth about what's going on with the world's most famous baby: "She's doing great. She's beautiful." Now you know. [People]

It's totally normal to have actual feelings of jealousy upon learning that Eva Mendes has joined Ryan Gosling in Thailand for a little R&R, right? OK, cool, glad we're all on the same page. The unfairly attractive couple is hanging out there while Ryan works on his new movie Only God Forgives. You know who else forgives? We do, RyGuy. If you ever want to come crawling back to us, we will totally forgive you for straying into Mendes Territory. [Just Jared]

Please brace yourself if you live anywhere within 100 miles of Jersey City, New Jersey, because that's where Snooki and JWoww will be filming their Jersey Shore spinoff. Fortunately for the city's residents, the police seem to be prepared for the arrival of the orange tornado and are not afraid to shut things down if they get too crazy. [OMG!, TMZ]

For a while it looked like it was Jessica Chastain's role, but she must have been busy starring in every other movie being made because now Naomi Watts has signed on to play Princess Diana in the movie Caught in Flight. I'm sure no one will pay any attention to this film and will certainly not obsess over how Naomi does, because as a general rule people are totally uninterested in anything having to do with Lady Di. [The Sun]

Demi Moore is in an undisclosed location at some kind of treatment facility, but now there's word that, wherever she is, she's seeking help from famed spiritual guru Deepak Chopra. They've known each other for a long time, so it's not like one of those weird "I'm famous, I'll just call the most famous healer I can think of" deals. [People]

For once, a celebrity has white powder on top of their nose, not underneath it. Ellie Kemper went a little overboard with the makeup. Us called it a major "fax pas" (sounds like something from the 90s), but we can probably give her a break, since really in the grand scheme of things, a little makeup on your face is no biggie. [Us]

Miley Cyrus has decided not to be in Adam Sandler's new animated movie, Hotel Transylvania, which is surely our loss. But it is also our gain because another super famous teen, Selena Gomez, is going to be in it instead. [E!]

Something very weird is going on with Macauley Culkin in these photos, but, despite what it looks like, his rep says he's in "perfectly good health." [Buzzfeed, OMG!]

Hugh Laurie fans: commence mourning now. House is no more after this season. You have until May to make peace with your loss. [E!]

It's looking ever more certain that Halle Berry is, in fact, engaged to Olivier Martinez, and they are looking to relocate to France with her daughter Nahla. [TMZ]

Remember back when Matthew McConaughey got engaged to longtime gf Camila Alves? Well, now you can see her pretty ringetty-blingetty-bling. (That's how I imagine McConaughey says "ring.") [E!]

Here's something you will either love or hate: Lea Michele is in talks to be in the movie version of Spring Awakening playing the same role she did on Broadway. [Vulture]