BioShock Infinite: Motorized Patriot Video

Americans can all agree that George Washington was the original American Badass. That Kid Rock song? Simply an homage to old GW. He's an American icon. In an age when most men struggled to be 5'9", George was six feet, four inches of righteous, patriotic retribution in a powdered wig... and less-than-stellar teeth.

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