Like the fella me and my dad watched, old knackered cavalier. Throws two fence panels on the roof, no roof rack. puts rope through open car windows, through other side, does this a few times, loads of big knots, then trys to open the car door to get in.

Unwaxed sash cord, very strong, and durable,dont forget to go over the top, roof bar to roof bar, and across front, to stop stuff slideing off in a severe braking manouvre,as youll get a big fine and possibly endorsement for haveing an insecure load, thats if you dont injure anyone,always stop and check after a few miles the ropes are still tight.
Enjoy the total frustration of the assembly of Ikea furniture when you get home,and always assemble in the room where the furniture is going to live and die.
Awaits new post tomorrow,parts missing/damaged/etc from Ikea.