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XMas and New Years Ideas on How to Get Laid

December 19, 2013

The Holidays. Note the plural. That’s because there’s 2. In December. No one says “happy holidays” in reference to Thanksgiving or July 4th. Just wouldn’t make sense. So when we’re thinking Holidays, we’re thinking Christmas and New Years. Two. Two days that open up plenty of chances to get your dick sucked and bang as many questionable women as you can during the extended break from your boring, soul-crushing 9-6 job.

This is the time of year when your “game” has to be at its peak to really make the past 365 days count. Most of us probably haven’t achieved jackshit in the past year. So these next two weeks are an opportunity for redemption. It’s clutch time. It’s the bottom of the 9th. You have to prove to yourself that you’re still a man, that you’ve still got a healthy sack. That you’re virile, attractive, persuasive and confident enough to get at least one decent lay in. Just one. Start with that simple goal of 1. From there you can get more ambitious and go for the next girl, then the next. Hey, why not even pitch a couple of “girlfriends” on a threesome. You only live once. Say that. That always works. Or just imply it. Imply that the year is ending, that you’re the one she should enjoy this fleeting time with, and that you’ll make it good. Make her giggle, laugh, moan, scream, come. In that order. Just don’t make her think.

With that said, let’s get into some ideas on how to get laid on Christmas and New Years Eve, These might not all work, but hey, better to have an arsenal of strategies than to go into the field with nothing but your dick and a smile, right?

> Google is your all-knowing friend. Set aside a couple of hours to google the shit out of where you want to go and find the best possible places that will have lots of single girls. Sounds easy enough. Because that’s the “research” phase. Go to that event or party, or get invited, and be charming as hell. Wear nice but comfortable clothes. Plan out the logistics of where to go afterwards and how you’ll get back to your place.

> Don’t want to overthink it? Fine. Go anywhere. Go barhopping downtown. Clubbing. Go barhopping across a local strip of dive bars. Find women drinking and smoking and you will find women who want sex. Be the guy she wants to have sex with. This is the most basic idea. It’s the game plan that people do on the weekends during the normal days. It works but isn’t that different.

> Go to the mall and randomly flirt with women, even the ones working at the stores. Whatever. Who cares. Talk to them, get a feel for whether they’re single and they like you, and make plans with them to go out.

> Rent a cabin and meet up snow bunnies on the slopes. If you love snowboarding or skiing you’re probably already doing this and you’ll enjoy it. Great place to meet other chicks into that kind of snow-related stuff too.

> Go to Vegas or any place with casinos. Atlantic City, Reno, Indian casinos. You know women who go to a casino for the holidays are ready and willing for sex.

> Dress semi-formal and go crash parties. Make sure you bring your favorite bottle of liquor or wine. Something good that at least looks expensive. Dressing semi-formal is your best bet to slip into any sort of party without them noticing. You’ll fit in but also slightly stand out. Chances are, people will be too busy having fun they won’t notice. It’s a party, people aren’t supposed to know everyone. If they do, then it’s too intimate of a gathering and you don’t want to be there any way. If anyone asks you who invited you or who you know at the party, just say “John”. If any of the dudes are giving you a hard time, don’t make a scene. Just leave and find a better party.

> Go to TJ. Now there’s an idea. Self-explanatory. Fly to warmer, more mellow parts of Mexico if you want to be fancy. Bask in the sun.

> Think about the one place you’ve always wanted to go see. Go there. Get a hotel room near downtown and soak in the nightlife. Chicago, San Diego, New York, Miami, New Orleans, Paris, where ever.

Whatever you do, don’t do something boring. Life is short. Do you want to look back on your life and see that it was uneventful? You can visit family any time during the year. You did that last year. You can visit and spend warm and fuzzy time with them on other holidays. But this is your time. This is the end of the year. These are two of the holidays when women are most horny and looking to blow off steam, among other things. They want to enjoy themselves. And they don’t want to be alone. It’s the perfect storm for a fuckfest. Are you going to pass that up?

Written by Ben Bien.
This article does not necessarily represent the views of Girls Gone Wild.

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