Regular Featureshttp://regularfeatur.es
Thu, 08 Dec 2016 14:30:40 +0000Thu, 08 Dec 2016 14:30:40 +000060enAll rights reservedfeeds@soundcloud.com (SoundCloud Feeds)Steve, Jon, Matt and Gav struggle heroically to find a feature worth repeatingSteve, Jon, Matt and Gav struggle heroically to f…Regular Featuresjon@disappointment.comRegular Featuresyeshttp://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000042010028-01kxiv-original.jpgRegular Featureshttp://regularfeatur.es
tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/296830353220: Wanking Into an Egg - A ReviewThu, 08 Dec 2016 14:30:40 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/220-wanking-into-an-egg-a-review
00:35:14Regular FeaturesyesThree men. Three eggs. Three sexual organs in desperate need of release. Two of your ears listening to all of what that entails.
There's one bit where Steve ACTUALLY goes and ACTUALLY does a white wee-wee into an ovoid ovum. We are progressive and we will not be censored.Three men. Three eggs. Three sexual organs in des…Three men. Three eggs. Three sexual organs in desperate need of release. Two of your ears listening to all of what that entails.
There's one bit where Steve ACTUALLY goes and ACTUALLY does a white wee-wee into an ovoid ovum. We are progressive and we will not be censored.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/295748791219: Angry Baby AssassinationsThu, 01 Dec 2016 19:10:36 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/219-angry-baby-assassinations
00:36:33Regular FeaturesyesWe recorded this one much later than we usually do. Do you think it's better or worse? It doesn't matter either way because it's happened now, so....We recorded this one much later than we usually d…We recorded this one much later than we usually do. Do you think it's better or worse? It doesn't matter either way because it's happened now, so....tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/294622561218: Welcome to the Parliamentarium, LadyThu, 24 Nov 2016 19:28:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/218-welcome-to-the-parliamentarium-lady
00:43:47Regular FeaturesyesIn this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Log and Steve are joined by Sarah Morgan, who is a woman, a fact that did not escape us as we neglect all other aspects of her being to interminably explore her frankly extraordinary gender. Steve goes to Brussels to sort everything out using pedestals. Log buys a house.
And you? You come to our Christmas Live Show, please! December 5th, 19:30, Canal Cafe Theatre, bring your faces and tighten your laces. http://regularfeatur.esIn this episode of the Regular Features podcast, …In this episode of the Regular Features podcast, Log and Steve are joined by Sarah Morgan, who is a woman, a fact that did not escape us as we neglect all other aspects of her being to interminably explore her frankly extraordinary gender. Steve goes to Brussels to sort everything out using pedestals. Log buys a house.
And you? You come to our Christmas Live Show, please! December 5th, 19:30, Canal Cafe Theatre, bring your faces and tighten your laces. http://regularfeatur.estag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/293571399217: Transatlantic Trumping TimesFri, 18 Nov 2016 01:09:34 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/217-transatlantic-trumping-times
00:33:31Regular FeaturesyesWe got a man in Japan and a man on the streets of the US of A to try and make some sense of this crazy world.We got a man in Japan and a man on the streets of…We got a man in Japan and a man on the streets of the US of A to try and make some sense of this crazy world.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/292379641216: The US Election SpecialThu, 10 Nov 2016 13:42:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/216-the-us-election-special
01:08:26Regular FeaturesyesThis podcast was recorded the night BEFORE the US election, so you can listen to it and go back to a time before the world turned to darkness and ash.This podcast was recorded the night BEFORE the US…This podcast was recorded the night BEFORE the US election, so you can listen to it and go back to a time before the world turned to darkness and ash.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/291405465215: The One Shot Egg Stroke... In Space!Thu, 03 Nov 2016 23:57:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/215-the-one-shot-egg-stroke-in-space
00:40:27Regular FeaturesyesYou've just downloaded an audio recording of a man gifting masturbatory eggs to his friends in a busy pub in London, you absolute deviant. I'm calling the actual police.You've just downloaded an audio recording of a ma…You've just downloaded an audio recording of a man gifting masturbatory eggs to his friends in a busy pub in London, you absolute deviant. I'm calling the actual police.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/290213783214: Breathy Pissing PalsThu, 27 Oct 2016 10:41:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/214-breathy-pissing-pals
00:35:38Regular FeaturesyesJoe started out trying to make the podcast better, then just invented a better podcast. Steve and Log feel events from their lives have been stolen by Black Mirror, which is *just the kind of thing* that would happen in Black Mirror if you just STOPPED to THINK for a SECOND you total SEXMANIAC. Log retaliates.
You want live shows? We got those flooding out of parts of us. Please come to the next one in November by visiting regularfeatur.esJoe started out trying to make the podcast better…Joe started out trying to make the podcast better, then just invented a better podcast. Steve and Log feel events from their lives have been stolen by Black Mirror, which is *just the kind of thing* that would happen in Black Mirror if you just STOPPED to THINK for a SECOND you total SEXMANIAC. Log retaliates.
You want live shows? We got those flooding out of parts of us. Please come to the next one in November by visiting regularfeatur.estag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/289223662213: Debobble Onion Bladder ChatterThu, 20 Oct 2016 22:53:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/213-muddy-bladder-onion-chatter
00:39:01Regular FeaturesyesSteve heroically soils himself on public transport in a graceful act of raw and empowering incontinence. Matt's been crawling around in the mud with the mussels, if that's where mussels live. And Log, well boy oh boy, he certainly did sit there are contribute in droves. We hope you enjoy.
We have two live shows! Please come to the next one in November by visiting regularfeatur.es
It will be fun we promiseSteve heroically soils himself on public transpor…Steve heroically soils himself on public transport in a graceful act of raw and empowering incontinence. Matt's been crawling around in the mud with the mussels, if that's where mussels live. And Log, well boy oh boy, he certainly did sit there are contribute in droves. We hope you enjoy.
We have two live shows! Please come to the next one in November by visiting regularfeatur.es
It will be fun we promisetag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/287468201212: Sexy Times at The Canal Cafe TheatreThu, 13 Oct 2016 12:36:57 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/212-sexy-times-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre
01:03:29Regular FeaturesyesHey! It's a lovely live show from four men who really should know better.Hey! It's a lovely live show from four men who re…Hey! It's a lovely live show from four men who really should know better.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/286366907211: Awards Snubbery in WaitroseThu, 06 Oct 2016 17:48:07 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/211-awards-snubbery-in-waitrose
00:35:13Regular FeaturesyesCan you believe we haven't been nominated for a Games Media Award this year? Us, the BEST VIDEO GAMES PODCAST IN THE WORLD.Can you believe we haven't been nominated for a G…Can you believe we haven't been nominated for a Games Media Award this year? Us, the BEST VIDEO GAMES PODCAST IN THE WORLD.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/285336944210: The Twins AltercationThu, 29 Sep 2016 22:29:35 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/210-the-twins-altercation
00:32:29Regular FeaturesyesGav continues along his downward spiral, a sad mess of quiche and violence that can never be stopped.
Please come to a live show and help him. regularfeatur.esGav continues along his downward spiral, a sad me…Gav continues along his downward spiral, a sad mess of quiche and violence that can never be stopped.
Please come to a live show and help him. regularfeatur.estag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/284135290209: The Best Of Joe SkrebelsThu, 22 Sep 2016 16:45:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf209
00:48:06Regular FeaturesyesYeah, you read that correctly. What a fuckin pisstake. Yeah, you read that correctly. What a fuckin piss…Yeah, you read that correctly. What a fuckin pisstake. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/283004436208: Hermione's Healthy DongoloidThu, 15 Sep 2016 09:05:34 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/208-hermiones-healthy-dongoloid
00:52:46Regular FeaturesyesTeam Features is in rude health this week, by which we mean we went into a hospital and trumped on all the coma patients. Steve invents a solution for sex in the 22nd century, Joe releases the health records of the US presidential candidates, and Log presents his pilot's license or a pilot season or something. I can't remember.
Come to our live shows! regularfeatur.esTeam Features is in rude health this week, by whi…Team Features is in rude health this week, by which we mean we went into a hospital and trumped on all the coma patients. Steve invents a solution for sex in the 22nd century, Joe releases the health records of the US presidential candidates, and Log presents his pilot's license or a pilot season or something. I can't remember.
Come to our live shows! regularfeatur.estag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/282022659207: Live & Barely Legal/AudibleThu, 08 Sep 2016 21:50:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/207-live
01:09:07Regular FeaturesyesThis was recorded live at the Canal Cafe Theatre where unfortunately technical issues meant the recording got ruined so the only one we've got is this shonky version.
This should serve as a reminder that our live shows are best experienced LIVE. Be a part of the next three by purchasing a ticket from here:
https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 This was recorded live at the Canal Cafe Theatre …This was recorded live at the Canal Cafe Theatre where unfortunately technical issues meant the recording got ruined so the only one we've got is this shonky version.
This should serve as a reminder that our live shows are best experienced LIVE. Be a part of the next three by purchasing a ticket from here:
https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507 tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/280875458206: WhatsApp Bike Smash LtdThu, 01 Sep 2016 08:40:05 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/206-whatsapp-bike-smash-ltd
00:35:55Regular FeaturesyesSome like it hot, but I don't know who those people are and I don't much care for them. In this episode Steve dodges leprosy but crashes into a woman with his bike, Joe sidesteps civil behaviour and invades a woman's privacy on a train, and Log sheds his corporeal form to become a legally immortal company that, if he's anything like everybody else in this episode, also contributes somehow to the sadness of a woman.
We got live shows baby, please do come, we love you: http://regularfeatur.esSome like it hot, but I don't know who those peop…Some like it hot, but I don't know who those people are and I don't much care for them. In this episode Steve dodges leprosy but crashes into a woman with his bike, Joe sidesteps civil behaviour and invades a woman's privacy on a train, and Log sheds his corporeal form to become a legally immortal company that, if he's anything like everybody else in this episode, also contributes somehow to the sadness of a woman.
We got live shows baby, please do come, we love you: http://regularfeatur.estag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/279869292205: Harambe's Toilet Wasp AttackThu, 25 Aug 2016 18:18:14 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/205-harambes-toilet-wasp-attack
00:32:45Regular FeaturesyesWe recorded this podcast in a boiling hot room and I think it shows. We recorded this podcast in a boiling hot room an…We recorded this podcast in a boiling hot room and I think it shows. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/278872465204: Banknote Busting Mouth UlcersThu, 18 Aug 2016 22:05:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/204-banknote-busting-mouth-ulcers
00:28:45Regular FeaturesyesWhat if the Gaviscon man met the Bonjela man inside of a mouth? What if Log had a list of lies he's made up about how the new banknotes work? Stop wondering what the answers are, we've got them for you right here and it will be way more disappointing that anything your brilliant brain could instantly think up.
Oh and we've got live shows coming up, we would like to meet you there, oh yes: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507What if the Gaviscon man met the Bonjela man insi…What if the Gaviscon man met the Bonjela man inside of a mouth? What if Log had a list of lies he's made up about how the new banknotes work? Stop wondering what the answers are, we've got them for you right here and it will be way more disappointing that anything your brilliant brain could instantly think up.
Oh and we've got live shows coming up, we would like to meet you there, oh yes: https://canalcafetheatre.com/event?EventId=33507tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/277871504203: David Brent Tried to Get in My Google CarThu, 11 Aug 2016 21:32:55 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/203-you-like-me
00:52:33Regular FeaturesyesSomeone needs to stop him! Someone needs to stop him! Someone needs to stop him! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/276816798202: Angela Lansbury's Milk OlympicsThu, 04 Aug 2016 16:31:51 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/202-angela-lansburys-milk-olympics
00:32:54Regular FeaturesyesJoe and Steve start a feature war! Well, it's more like feature ping pong but we won't tell anyone if you don't! Joe and Steve start a feature war! Well, it's mor…Joe and Steve start a feature war! Well, it's more like feature ping pong but we won't tell anyone if you don't! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/275835402201: #Pokemon #StrangerThings #StuffThatIsPopularThu, 28 Jul 2016 22:47:40 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/201-pokemon-strangerthings-popularthings
00:55:19Regular FeaturesyesAlways with our fingers on the pulsing muscle of popular culture, this week we imploded into a zeitgeist heavy podcast which suspiciously features every single thing you've seen on top of the BBC news site in the last 7 days. Hmmmmm. Always with our fingers on the pulsing muscle of …Always with our fingers on the pulsing muscle of popular culture, this week we imploded into a zeitgeist heavy podcast which suspiciously features every single thing you've seen on top of the BBC news site in the last 7 days. Hmmmmm. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/274695191The Episode 200 Live PartyThu, 21 Jul 2016 13:10:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/the-episode-200-live-party
01:20:53Regular FeaturesyesWe celebrated Episode 200 with lots of booze and personal space invading. Also, we did a live show and this is THAT.
It got pretty weird and wild so if there's anything you don't understand either ask an adult to explain it to you or watch the video version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwHlrnVVoEM We celebrated Episode 200 with lots of booze and …We celebrated Episode 200 with lots of booze and personal space invading. Also, we did a live show and this is THAT.
It got pretty weird and wild so if there's anything you don't understand either ask an adult to explain it to you or watch the video version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwHlrnVVoEM tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/273728202199: Wanking Off a Big Mario Ghost House Space DickThu, 14 Jul 2016 22:58:43 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/super-mario-world
00:42:31Regular FeaturesyesIt is one whole episode before a one with lots of zeroes in, so hoik up your britches and wade on in to taste the tang, captain. This episode of the Regular Features podcast has Steve talking about space, and Log talking about what if what you would do if given the choice to wank off a lovely big penis or don't. God bless you.It is one whole episode before a one with lots of…It is one whole episode before a one with lots of zeroes in, so hoik up your britches and wade on in to taste the tang, captain. This episode of the Regular Features podcast has Steve talking about space, and Log talking about what if what you would do if given the choice to wank off a lovely big penis or don't. God bless you.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/272609260198: Chilcot's Creepy EggsThu, 07 Jul 2016 16:41:51 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/198-chilcots-creepy-eggs
00:34:41Regular FeaturesyesYou know 'Netflix & Chill', ye? What about if someone said 'Netflix and CHILCOT'. Can that be an entire podcast? Well, we'll just have to see. You know 'Netflix & Chill', ye? What about if som…You know 'Netflix & Chill', ye? What about if someone said 'Netflix and CHILCOT'. Can that be an entire podcast? Well, we'll just have to see. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/271617682197: Cleaning Out Our Sad PipesThu, 30 Jun 2016 20:53:57 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/197-cleaning-out-our-sad-pipes
00:30:43Regular FeaturesyesThis week has been rubbish. It was hard to do this but we thought we'd clear out all our sadness ready for the live show. Come and be sad with us. This week has been rubbish. It was hard to do thi…This week has been rubbish. It was hard to do this but we thought we'd clear out all our sadness ready for the live show. Come and be sad with us. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/270536690196: In EUR(your)-effer-END-um, more likeThu, 23 Jun 2016 19:09:14 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/195-in-euryour-effer-end-um-more-like
00:32:48Regular FeaturesyesLog and Matt solve everything wrong with the world of politics in the Regular Features EU Referendum special. We also probably alienate about 50% of the country, but fuck it.Log and Matt solve everything wrong with the worl…Log and Matt solve everything wrong with the world of politics in the Regular Features EU Referendum special. We also probably alienate about 50% of the country, but fuck it.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/269369846195: Big Ol' Jammy GiraffesThu, 16 Jun 2016 11:52:51 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/195-big-ol-jammy-giraffes
00:42:13Regular FeaturesyesWe keep giving a platform to regular guest Joe Skrebels and he keeps showing us up by being brilliant. What an arsehole. We keep giving a platform to regular guest Joe Sk…We keep giving a platform to regular guest Joe Skrebels and he keeps showing us up by being brilliant. What an arsehole. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/268274237194: Endlessly Embracing Trip Advisor BongoThu, 09 Jun 2016 10:30:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf-live-6th-june
00:55:42Regular FeaturesyesSteve eats butterflies and bees LIVE ON STAGE, Log hugs a man forever, Matt has written some weird shit about staplers, and Gav invents the prank phonecall. Watch the Video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-k42ge02fYSteve eats butterflies and bees LIVE ON STAGE, Lo…Steve eats butterflies and bees LIVE ON STAGE, Log hugs a man forever, Matt has written some weird shit about staplers, and Gav invents the prank phonecall. Watch the Video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-k42ge02fYtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/267032713193: Wild Yoga Garlic DogsThu, 02 Jun 2016 00:33:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/193-wild-yoga-garlic-dogs
00:44:20Regular FeaturesyesThe indomitable Matt and his wretched friends strike again. Log tells us about what if dogs were in charge of a cafe. Steve knows all of the names of wild garlic and refuses to share. And through brute force of imagination Matt conjures a world in which yoga is like Pokemon gyms.The indomitable Matt and his wretched friends str…The indomitable Matt and his wretched friends strike again. Log tells us about what if dogs were in charge of a cafe. Steve knows all of the names of wild garlic and refuses to share. And through brute force of imagination Matt conjures a world in which yoga is like Pokemon gyms.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/265987574192: Billionaires On The BusesThu, 26 May 2016 07:56:39 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/192-billionaires-on-the-buses
00:42:39Regular FeaturesyesOpen your Thermos and pour yourself a cup of hot Jesus soup - you're one slimy nudge away from listening to Episode 192 of Regular Features! Gav records a conversation on a bus in which there are no heroes, Steve reprises an episode of that TV show that's on those box set ads at the moment, and Log does a Trump in an attempt to curry dick-favour with another gay podcaster. So saith the Lord! Open your Thermos and pour yourself a cup of hot …Open your Thermos and pour yourself a cup of hot Jesus soup - you're one slimy nudge away from listening to Episode 192 of Regular Features! Gav records a conversation on a bus in which there are no heroes, Steve reprises an episode of that TV show that's on those box set ads at the moment, and Log does a Trump in an attempt to curry dick-favour with another gay podcaster. So saith the Lord! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/264930237191: The Log Special Because We Couldn't Do One Because His Nan Had DiedThu, 19 May 2016 17:58:44 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/191-the-log-special-because-we-couldnt-do-one-because-his-nan-had-died
00:59:29Regular FeaturesyesThis week Log was at a funeral, and Matt was worried that he might shit himself so we basically couldn't do a podcast episode. But it's OK, let's just bathe in the glory of the man known as LOG, for reasons which continue to be largely unsatisfying.This week Log was at a funeral, and Matt was worr…This week Log was at a funeral, and Matt was worried that he might shit himself so we basically couldn't do a podcast episode. But it's OK, let's just bathe in the glory of the man known as LOG, for reasons which continue to be largely unsatisfying.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/263851038190: Why Won't Audible Sponsor us?Thu, 12 May 2016 22:48:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/190-why-wont-audible-sponsor-us
00:36:03Regular FeaturesyesDo you like books? If you like books so much, why don't you fuckin marry one? Haha. Did you hear what I said, lads? I said they should marry a book? Nah, they didn't have a clue what hit 'em. Idiots. Do you like books? If you like books so much, why…Do you like books? If you like books so much, why don't you fuckin marry one? Haha. Did you hear what I said, lads? I said they should marry a book? Nah, they didn't have a clue what hit 'em. Idiots. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/262597508189: Four Melting Men (Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre)Thu, 05 May 2016 09:50:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/189-four-melting-men-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre
01:08:36Regular FeaturesyesThis week's episode was best described by Gav as "essentially a man melting on stage and still managing to be brilliant." Team Features roll onto stage at the end of a Bank Holiday Monday, unsurprisingly a little worse for wear. Wonderful/shambolic. Apologies for the audio quality this week - the setup at the venue wasn't up to scratch - but the reverb does get better later in the show. Watch on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijVBmGyphIThis week's episode was best described by Gav as …This week's episode was best described by Gav as "essentially a man melting on stage and still managing to be brilliant." Team Features roll onto stage at the end of a Bank Holiday Monday, unsurprisingly a little worse for wear. Wonderful/shambolic. Apologies for the audio quality this week - the setup at the venue wasn't up to scratch - but the reverb does get better later in the show. Watch on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NijVBmGyphItag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/261317913188: JunkettiquetteThu, 28 Apr 2016 12:27:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/188-junkettiquette
00:57:21Regular FeaturesyesIT'S NOT A JOKE. IT'S TWO WORDS THAT SOUND SIMILAR. Matt brings his first ever Game of Thrones script *in this context*, Log teaches us all the manners we'll ever need, and Gav gives us a cutting edge report from the very brink of celebrity. What's that in your pocket? It is us!IT'S NOT A JOKE. IT'S TWO WORDS THAT SOUND SIMILA…IT'S NOT A JOKE. IT'S TWO WORDS THAT SOUND SIMILAR. Matt brings his first ever Game of Thrones script *in this context*, Log teaches us all the manners we'll ever need, and Gav gives us a cutting edge report from the very brink of celebrity. What's that in your pocket? It is us!tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/260369140187: More Vicars, Mr T?Fri, 22 Apr 2016 16:41:56 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/187-more-vicars-mr-t
00:56:59Regular FeaturesyesMatt brings the Anglican, Steve brings a partial Mowgli, and Log brings a feature so singular bad that he has to obscure it and add a second feature in post. Now if you'll excuse me, I can smell kidneys, and I need to ask someone if that's a symptom of a diseaseMatt brings the Anglican, Steve brings a partial …Matt brings the Anglican, Steve brings a partial Mowgli, and Log brings a feature so singular bad that he has to obscure it and add a second feature in post. Now if you'll excuse me, I can smell kidneys, and I need to ask someone if that's a symptom of a diseasetag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/258962105186: Whale Wrestling EntertainmentThu, 14 Apr 2016 14:17:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/186-whale-wrestling-entertainment
00:40:33Regular FeaturesyesMatt updates Gav on a bit of missed business, Gav explains that he knows about wrestling by asking the other boys some questions, and Steve sings a number of songs about whales.Matt updates Gav on a bit of missed business, Gav…Matt updates Gav on a bit of missed business, Gav explains that he knows about wrestling by asking the other boys some questions, and Steve sings a number of songs about whales.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/257773786185: Stone-Cold Garcia's Awful Wedding - Live at the Canal Cafe TheatreThu, 07 Apr 2016 11:54:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/185-stone-cold-garcias-awful-wedding-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre
01:07:56Regular FeaturesyesLog invents The Joe-Down, Steve invents Wrestling, Joe invents Murder, and Matt invents Weddings. Everyone has a nice time, and then goes downstairs for a nice drink.Log invents The Joe-Down, Steve invents Wrestling…Log invents The Joe-Down, Steve invents Wrestling, Joe invents Murder, and Matt invents Weddings. Everyone has a nice time, and then goes downstairs for a nice drink.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/256361711184: Mo' Money, Mo' Chinny BastardsThu, 31 Mar 2016 00:14:41 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/184-mo-money-mo-chinny-bastards
00:39:40Regular FeaturesyesLook, we're full-grown adults with big boy jobs - you CANNOT expect us to know the difference between LITTLE Mo and BIG Mo. We've got a lot on. Shut up. Look, we're full-grown adults with big boy jobs -…Look, we're full-grown adults with big boy jobs - you CANNOT expect us to know the difference between LITTLE Mo and BIG Mo. We've got a lot on. Shut up. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/254777794183: The Morbid VR HolidayThu, 24 Mar 2016 09:37:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf183-mixdownedited
00:38:14Regular FeaturesyesMatt has been to virtual worlds, Steve has been to the actual world, and Log deals with emotional complexity in the only way he's apparently able.Matt has been to virtual worlds, Steve has been t…Matt has been to virtual worlds, Steve has been to the actual world, and Log deals with emotional complexity in the only way he's apparently able.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/252456166182: The Matt Lees SpecialThu, 17 Mar 2016 23:28:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/182-the-matt-lees-special
00:51:20Regular FeaturesyesHis hair has launched a thousand ships and his hands have wanked a thousand dicks. Without him, we would be lost in a sea of immaturity and the podcast would only be 33-and-a-bit percent straight and we can't have that. That's how they win.
This is the best of Matt Lees as voted for by our loyal patrons who chuck money at us every episode. His hair has launched a thousand ships and his ha…His hair has launched a thousand ships and his hands have wanked a thousand dicks. Without him, we would be lost in a sea of immaturity and the podcast would only be 33-and-a-bit percent straight and we can't have that. That's how they win.
This is the best of Matt Lees as voted for by our loyal patrons who chuck money at us every episode. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/251236788181: Guy Ritchie's Colonic Irrigation Bust-Up - Live at the Canal Cafe TheatreThu, 10 Mar 2016 21:03:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/181-guy-ritchies-colonic-irrigation-bust-up-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre
01:03:38Regular FeaturesyesLog has been roughed up something rotten, Steve has some puns about Morrissey, Gav went to a theme park where they shove rubber piping up your bum-hole, and Matt has turned into Guy Ritchie. Watch the video version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1lbM3S-AKI&feature=youtu.beLog has been roughed up something rotten, Steve h…Log has been roughed up something rotten, Steve has some puns about Morrissey, Gav went to a theme park where they shove rubber piping up your bum-hole, and Matt has turned into Guy Ritchie. Watch the video version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1lbM3S-AKI&feature=youtu.betag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/250138787180: Red Hot Kinky QueensFri, 04 Mar 2016 08:59:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/180-red-hot-kinky-queens
00:40:31Regular FeaturesyesSteve imagines a world in which we are firemens, Matt imagines a world in which the queen fabricates Russian-guage rail from her anus, and Log fails to write a Kinky Boots feature and tries to have a conversation insteadSteve imagines a world in which we are firemens, …Steve imagines a world in which we are firemens, Matt imagines a world in which the queen fabricates Russian-guage rail from her anus, and Log fails to write a Kinky Boots feature and tries to have a conversation insteadtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/248919046179: Pret a Hitler SisterThu, 25 Feb 2016 22:46:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/179-pret-a-hitler-sister
00:31:36Regular FeaturesyesIt's Log. It's Steve. It's Log and Steve. The two of them. Together! Just having fun and talking out loud. There's a bit about Pret, and there's a bit about Hitler's moustache, and there's a belated sad story from Steve. And the cobbywobby man returns. It's all in here!It's Log. It's Steve. It's Log and Steve. The two…It's Log. It's Steve. It's Log and Steve. The two of them. Together! Just having fun and talking out loud. There's a bit about Pret, and there's a bit about Hitler's moustache, and there's a belated sad story from Steve. And the cobbywobby man returns. It's all in here!tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/247377917178: The Infinite Sadness of Two Tragic MenTue, 16 Feb 2016 18:27:41 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/178-the-infinite-sadness-of-two-terrible-man
00:41:20Regular FeaturesyesWhat's that thing where people go on stage and read out bits from their old diaries and cry while getting laughed at? This is like that but more pathetic. What's that thing where people go on stage and re…What's that thing where people go on stage and read out bits from their old diaries and cry while getting laughed at? This is like that but more pathetic. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/246514989177: The Award-Winning Pancake ThiefThu, 11 Feb 2016 11:51:35 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/177-the-award-winning-pancake-thief
00:45:51Regular FeaturesyesMatt has a quiz about pancake facts, Gav is a victim of profiling on a plane, and Log wins an award for having the UK's best pub sign. Matt has a quiz about pancake facts, Gav is a vic…Matt has a quiz about pancake facts, Gav is a victim of profiling on a plane, and Log wins an award for having the UK's best pub sign. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/245388679176: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre - 1st Feb 2016Thu, 04 Feb 2016 10:53:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/176-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre-1st-feb-2016
00:51:21Regular FeaturesyesMatt has a breakfast-based tribute to Wogan, Steve has a new job, Gav has a hot chilli, and Log has discovered a link to the afterlife. That's Regular Features. Watch the show in video form, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_Hx3DWrvUMatt has a breakfast-based tribute to Wogan, Stev…Matt has a breakfast-based tribute to Wogan, Steve has a new job, Gav has a hot chilli, and Log has discovered a link to the afterlife. That's Regular Features. Watch the show in video form, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN_Hx3DWrvUtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/244198027175: The Truth is in HereThu, 28 Jan 2016 09:42:50 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/175-the-truth-is-in-here
00:29:39Regular FeaturesyesWhere is the truth? Who wants the truth? Come and get a bottle of warm truth! Where is the truth? Who wants the truth? Come and…Where is the truth? Who wants the truth? Come and get a bottle of warm truth! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/243135200174: The Disaster of the Feature-Free IncidentThu, 21 Jan 2016 22:41:22 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/174-the-disaster-of-the-feature-free-incident
00:20:48Regular FeaturesyesThis week's episode contains scenes of incompetence which may be alarming or distressing to young children. Please take care when ingesting this episode.This week's episode contains scenes of incompeten…This week's episode contains scenes of incompetence which may be alarming or distressing to young children. Please take care when ingesting this episode.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/241904947173: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre - 11th Jan 2016Thu, 14 Jan 2016 11:04:07 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/173-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre-11th-feb-2016
01:00:18Regular FeaturesyesWe're back in our monthly live slot in North London, and this time Matt's got an actual FEATURE. It's still a bit weird though, so keep your shoes on Susan. Steve talks with a PR about a magical cup, Log has designed a new wave of hot merch, and Gav is a famous internet troll. You can watch a video of this episode, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITIXePqaoEkWe're back in our monthly live slot in North Lond…We're back in our monthly live slot in North London, and this time Matt's got an actual FEATURE. It's still a bit weird though, so keep your shoes on Susan. Steve talks with a PR about a magical cup, Log has designed a new wave of hot merch, and Gav is a famous internet troll. You can watch a video of this episode, here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITIXePqaoEktag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/240834485172: The Star Wars SpecialThu, 07 Jan 2016 17:13:01 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/172-the-star-wars-special
00:51:06Regular FeaturesyesWhat's your favourite Star Wars?
*pretends to listen*
There's no time for that! Listen to this Star Wars special podcast instead! What's your favourite Star Wars?
*pretends to li…What's your favourite Star Wars?
*pretends to listen*
There's no time for that! Listen to this Star Wars special podcast instead! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/239695750171: What We Did in 2015Wed, 30 Dec 2015 15:15:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/171-what-we-did-in-2015
00:56:53Regular FeaturesyesWe asked you lot for your favourite features of 2015 and we stuck all the ones you picked into one lovely episode!
Right, we're feeling like poop so we're off to look at the toilet. See you in 2016! We asked you lot for your favourite features of 2…We asked you lot for your favourite features of 2015 and we stuck all the ones you picked into one lovely episode!
Right, we're feeling like poop so we're off to look at the toilet. See you in 2016! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/239014155170: The Best Krampus Present EverThu, 24 Dec 2015 23:54:22 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/170-the-best-krampus-present-ever
00:20:40Regular FeaturesyesIt's a Crimbus miracle! Sound the Crangle-cannon! It's a Crimbus miracle! Sound the Crangle-cannon! It's a Crimbus miracle! Sound the Crangle-cannon! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/238007944169: Christopher Bratt's Nazi Bum-EggsThu, 17 Dec 2015 18:44:40 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/169-christopher-bratts-nazi-bum-eggs
00:40:36Regular FeaturesyesMatt and Steve and Log are joined by Special Guest Chris Bratt! Matt doesn't like television, Steve has a cautionary tale to share, and Chris shares wisdom from a flimsy book that's all about Tinder.Matt and Steve and Log are joined by Special Gues…Matt and Steve and Log are joined by Special Guest Chris Bratt! Matt doesn't like television, Steve has a cautionary tale to share, and Chris shares wisdom from a flimsy book that's all about Tinder.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/236930989168: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre - 7th December 2015Thu, 10 Dec 2015 13:22:08 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/168-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre-7th-december-2015
00:54:01Regular FeaturesyesAll four of the boys arrange themselves on stage for a festive show of truly normal proportions!
Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0czSMT4lmmEAll four of the boys arrange themselves on stage …All four of the boys arrange themselves on stage for a festive show of truly normal proportions!
Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0czSMT4lmmEtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/235859537167: Who's That Stuck Down the Well?Thu, 03 Dec 2015 06:35:31 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/167-whos-that-stuck-down-the-well
00:34:31Regular FeaturesyesWell, well, well....look who came craaaaaawling back.
You've got some nerve, missy. Well, well, well....look who came craaaaaawling b…Well, well, well....look who came craaaaaawling back.
You've got some nerve, missy. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/234835421166: Sexy Sleep PredatorThu, 26 Nov 2015 17:31:59 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/166-sexy-sleep-predator
00:40:46Regular FeaturesyesWhen does a feature become a feature?! We're not telling you just in case you run off and start your own podcast with your smelly cousins. Madness. When does a feature become a feature?! We're not …When does a feature become a feature?! We're not telling you just in case you run off and start your own podcast with your smelly cousins. Madness. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/233804540165: The Steve SpecialThu, 19 Nov 2015 18:21:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf166-the-steve-special
00:52:08Regular FeaturesyesIf you like Steve, you're going to LOVE this week's episode. If you don't like Steve, well...um...sod off. If you like Steve, you're going to LOVE this week…If you like Steve, you're going to LOVE this week's episode. If you don't like Steve, well...um...sod off. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/232755274164: Life's a Quiche!Thu, 12 Nov 2015 16:03:21 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/164-lifes-a-quiche
00:42:20Regular FeaturesyesQuiche, get it? Just like that saying "life's a bitch!" but with quiche. What do you mean that doesn't work? I saw a towel that said "life's a beach!" once so if they can do that, we're sure as shit doing this. Quiche, get it? Just like that saying "life's a b…Quiche, get it? Just like that saying "life's a bitch!" but with quiche. What do you mean that doesn't work? I saw a towel that said "life's a beach!" once so if they can do that, we're sure as shit doing this. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/231658652163: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre – 2nd November 2015Thu, 05 Nov 2015 12:02:55 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/163-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre-2nd-november-2015
00:55:57Regular FeaturesyesMatt has written a text adventure based on the life of George Osborne, Gav is apparently trying to be nice, Log is imagining what it might be like to be Gav for a day, and Steve has brought loads of fun expensive shit from work.
Watch the video version here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ99Nvevxuc&feature=youtu.beMatt has written a text adventure based on the li…Matt has written a text adventure based on the life of George Osborne, Gav is apparently trying to be nice, Log is imagining what it might be like to be Gav for a day, and Steve has brought loads of fun expensive shit from work.
Watch the video version here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ99Nvevxuc&feature=youtu.betag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/230701740162: Debbie's Cable Shower Kings - LIVEThu, 29 Oct 2015 22:35:01 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/162-debbies-cable-shower-kings-live
01:05:52Regular FeaturesyesWe're LIVE from upstairs in Log's pub - and boy oh boy is it raucous! No honestly, the main recording failed so we had to salvage this from the camera backup. It's a bit noisy, and probably more enjoyable/coherent in VIDEO FORM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYCJqKgN1Fk&feature=youtu.beWe're LIVE from upstairs in Log's pub - and boy o…We're LIVE from upstairs in Log's pub - and boy oh boy is it raucous! No honestly, the main recording failed so we had to salvage this from the camera backup. It's a bit noisy, and probably more enjoyable/coherent in VIDEO FORM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYCJqKgN1Fk&feature=youtu.betag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/229644433161: Bee Cum a Dick TurdThu, 22 Oct 2015 22:38:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/161-bee-cum-a-dick-turd
00:41:05Regular FeaturesyesHonking Mary, it's another episode of the Regular Features podcast. Marvel at Matt, slide into a Steve-scented stupor, lose yourself in Log. It's features features features baby, and what we've got you gotta get and put it in you.
This episode finally reveals what Regular Features stands for, what would happen if Cilla Black orchestrated extra-judicial killings, and that Log's good at writing about wanks. Enjoy.Honking Mary, it's another episode of the Regular…Honking Mary, it's another episode of the Regular Features podcast. Marvel at Matt, slide into a Steve-scented stupor, lose yourself in Log. It's features features features baby, and what we've got you gotta get and put it in you.
This episode finally reveals what Regular Features stands for, what would happen if Cilla Black orchestrated extra-judicial killings, and that Log's good at writing about wanks. Enjoy.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/228495249160: Pre-Awards NaughtinessThu, 15 Oct 2015 10:13:28 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/160-pre-awards-naughtiness
00:57:18Regular FeaturesyesSteve becomes the Rototwat's latest victim, Matt's been on the Daily Mail site and Gav brings up the past. Steve becomes the Rototwat's latest victim, Matt'…Steve becomes the Rototwat's latest victim, Matt's been on the Daily Mail site and Gav brings up the past. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/227557218159: Wrongular Features with Sean BellThu, 08 Oct 2015 22:29:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/159-wrongular-features-with-sean-bell
00:38:56Regular FeaturesyesThis week Sean Bell comes back like a bad ghost to tell stories about when Matt Lees was almost a child. The RF Team put these stories under heavy scrutiny, and take all accusations deeply seriously. We apologise for any harm caused, and will look into the matter further.
Follow Sean on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CaptainToss
Check out his cool website about games: http://midnightresistance.co.uk/This week Sean Bell comes back like a bad ghost t…This week Sean Bell comes back like a bad ghost to tell stories about when Matt Lees was almost a child. The RF Team put these stories under heavy scrutiny, and take all accusations deeply seriously. We apologise for any harm caused, and will look into the matter further.
Follow Sean on Twitter: https://twitter.com/CaptainToss
Check out his cool website about games: http://midnightresistance.co.uk/tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/226330711158: Sexy Simmons SalutationsWed, 30 Sep 2015 21:25:44 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/158-richard-simmons-summer-summons-special
00:54:15Regular FeaturesyesEven though our work is whimsical, we have a very serious job. We cry more than we laugh. Even though our work is whimsical, we have a very…Even though our work is whimsical, we have a very serious job. We cry more than we laugh. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/225358931157: Live at the Canal Cafe Theatre - 11th of September 2015Thu, 24 Sep 2015 12:54:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/157-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre-11th-of-september-2015
01:00:41Regular FeaturesyesYou can watch a video of this if you want, you big numpty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHEp9zxcKIYou can watch a video of this if you want, you bi…You can watch a video of this if you want, you big numpty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHEp9zxcKItag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/224313797156: The Rise of the RototwatsThu, 17 Sep 2015 17:14:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/156-the-rise-of-the-rototwats
00:43:58Regular FeaturesyesWe get some reader interaction from a familiar voice and Matt is afraid of a new, annoying London trend. We get some reader interaction from a familiar vo…We get some reader interaction from a familiar voice and Matt is afraid of a new, annoying London trend. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/223273353155: Veggie Blasted Stranger ShitThu, 10 Sep 2015 19:42:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/155-veggie-blasted-stranger-shit
00:50:45Regular FeaturesyesNew jobs, new jingles, new-tribullet. What more could you ask for from a podcast? Nothing, that's what. New jobs, new jingles, new-tribullet. What more c…New jobs, new jingles, new-tribullet. What more could you ask for from a podcast? Nothing, that's what. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/222150064154: Peterborough Fun SpectacularThu, 03 Sep 2015 09:21:39 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/154-peterborough-fun-spectacular
00:41:07Regular FeaturesyesLog and Steve go to a pub and have a lot to drink. Then they go to Peterborough Beer Festival, where they have more drinks and go on a ride. Then they go on a train, drinks in hand, and meet Matt, who is stone cold sober. The fun imbalance is palpableLog and Steve go to a pub and have a lot to drink…Log and Steve go to a pub and have a lot to drink. Then they go to Peterborough Beer Festival, where they have more drinks and go on a ride. Then they go on a train, drinks in hand, and meet Matt, who is stone cold sober. The fun imbalance is palpabletag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/221020000153: Captain Janeway's Spaceship RacistWed, 26 Aug 2015 19:02:31 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/153-captain-janeways-spaceship-racist
00:41:58Regular FeaturesyesHave you ever been to space? Don't lie, cause I'll know.
Yeah, I didn't think so. Listening to this will be the closest you'll every come I reckon. Have you ever been to space? Don't lie, cause I'l…Have you ever been to space? Don't lie, cause I'll know.
Yeah, I didn't think so. Listening to this will be the closest you'll every come I reckon. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/220106529152: Emergency Animal ConventionThu, 20 Aug 2015 15:20:44 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/152-emergency-animal-convention
00:45:57Regular FeaturesyesThe person writing this description was too pissed to remember the podcast being recorded but I bet it's really good. The person writing this description was too pisse…The person writing this description was too pissed to remember the podcast being recorded but I bet it's really good. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/219125286151: The Regular Features Video Games PodcastThu, 13 Aug 2015 21:21:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rb151
00:43:06Regular FeaturesyesIt's the latest episode of your favourite video games podcast all about video games! It's the latest episode of your favourite video g…It's the latest episode of your favourite video games podcast all about video games! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/217070431150: Love Tips From Your Old ManThu, 30 Jul 2015 18:39:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/150a
00:39:08Regular FeaturesyesEpisode 150?! Wow. Has anyone ever done this many podcasts? Probably not. Episode 150?! Wow. Has anyone ever done this many…Episode 150?! Wow. Has anyone ever done this many podcasts? Probably not. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/216024084149: Stolen Spanish Party GamesThu, 23 Jul 2015 17:31:29 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf-149
00:32:46Regular FeaturesyesCome one, come all and listen to us casually gobbing off as if our words deserve to be heard! Come one, come all and listen to us casually gobb…Come one, come all and listen to us casually gobbing off as if our words deserve to be heard! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/215018496148: Climbing Noel GallagherThu, 16 Jul 2015 18:13:15 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/148-climbing-noel-gallagher
00:37:40Regular FeaturesyesComing to you live from the bottom of a bucket, it's the Regular Features team. Regular Features roll call go! Hey I'm Matt I'm the joker of the crew. Pom pom pom. And I'm Steve, the handsome one. Doop dee doop da doo. Now it's time for me, Gav, the cheeky chappy. High kick high kick. Off we go.
(This is another episode about Gav getting punched.)Coming to you live from the bottom of a bucket, i…Coming to you live from the bottom of a bucket, it's the Regular Features team. Regular Features roll call go! Hey I'm Matt I'm the joker of the crew. Pom pom pom. And I'm Steve, the handsome one. Doop dee doop da doo. Now it's time for me, Gav, the cheeky chappy. High kick high kick. Off we go.
(This is another episode about Gav getting punched.)tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/214025463147: The Dog Terminator From Russia Who Loved MeThu, 09 Jul 2015 21:33:57 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/147-the-dog-terminator-from-russia-who-loved-me
00:52:51Regular FeaturesyesMatt is worried he's being followed by the KGB, Steve hasn't seen the latest Terminator film, and Log faces real-life tragedy head-on, pushing his nose right up against it so that it looks a bit like a smushed up tomato. But a very sad tomato, because tragedy has occurred.Matt is worried he's being followed by the KGB, S…Matt is worried he's being followed by the KGB, Steve hasn't seen the latest Terminator film, and Log faces real-life tragedy head-on, pushing his nose right up against it so that it looks a bit like a smushed up tomato. But a very sad tomato, because tragedy has occurred.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/212973534146: Facially Redacted Canal AdventuresThu, 02 Jul 2015 17:24:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/146-facially-redacted-canal-adventures
00:43:39Regular FeaturesyesMatt takes us on a big wet adventure, Gav finds a woman who hasn't seen The Ring, and Steve appears to be melting from the heat but don't worry he'll probably somehow survive.Matt takes us on a big wet adventure, Gav finds a…Matt takes us on a big wet adventure, Gav finds a woman who hasn't seen The Ring, and Steve appears to be melting from the heat but don't worry he'll probably somehow survive.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/211933725145: Big Bird's Volcano of SadnessThu, 25 Jun 2015 14:35:58 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/145a
00:48:15Regular FeaturesyesHow many emotions can you name? 3?!
Well, they're all in this episode. Every single one of them. There's laughter, sadness and...what's the other one? Purple? That's one isn't it? Fuck off, yes it is. How many emotions can you name? 3?!
Well, they'r…How many emotions can you name? 3?!
Well, they're all in this episode. Every single one of them. There's laughter, sadness and...what's the other one? Purple? That's one isn't it? Fuck off, yes it is. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/210881252144: A Good Deep Feature RummageThu, 18 Jun 2015 11:10:20 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/144-a-good-deep-feature-rummage
00:36:44Regular FeaturesyesMatt gives us unfettered rummaging access to the nooks and pant-crannies of his squalid office cave, Steve gives us a full-fat grilling on subjects of his choosing, and Log celebrates fatty-bum-bum day because it's nice to be alive. Contains dadbodsMatt gives us unfettered rummaging access to the …Matt gives us unfettered rummaging access to the nooks and pant-crannies of his squalid office cave, Steve gives us a full-fat grilling on subjects of his choosing, and Log celebrates fatty-bum-bum day because it's nice to be alive. Contains dadbodstag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/209925939143: The Crystal Death BuffetThu, 11 Jun 2015 22:54:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf143temp
00:49:12Regular FeaturesyesIn this new episode of the podcast that is the podcast what is called Regular Features, Steve's got sex tips, Matt's got buffet bothers and Log's singing a song about somebody who was in love and then dies and it's sad. Those are the things we did. Now I simply must go. I can't just stand around here all day explaining everything to you.In this new episode of the podcast that is the po…In this new episode of the podcast that is the podcast what is called Regular Features, Steve's got sex tips, Matt's got buffet bothers and Log's singing a song about somebody who was in love and then dies and it's sad. Those are the things we did. Now I simply must go. I can't just stand around here all day explaining everything to you.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/208809778142: The Lazy Live CumpilationThu, 04 Jun 2015 18:26:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/regfeat142
01:04:03Regular FeaturesyesWe were all on holiday this week so we've picked our favourite live features to remind you how great we are not just behind closed doors but also sometimes above pubs. We were all on holiday this week so we've picked …We were all on holiday this week so we've picked our favourite live features to remind you how great we are not just behind closed doors but also sometimes above pubs. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/207605155141: Three Guys ChattingThu, 28 May 2015 08:12:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/141-three-guys-chatting
00:41:21Regular FeaturesyesThe Regular Features team are getting ready to go on holiday this week! Except for Log, who's writing this description now, knowing that his friends are going to live on a fucking yacht for a few days, while he sits in his own pub, a prisoner of all the booze he's chosen to surround himself with. Why not drink the booze, Log? Just drink it all and have a holiday *in your head*! This episode Includes some OK Cupid and barring of customersThe Regular Features team are getting ready to go…The Regular Features team are getting ready to go on holiday this week! Except for Log, who's writing this description now, knowing that his friends are going to live on a fucking yacht for a few days, while he sits in his own pub, a prisoner of all the booze he's chosen to surround himself with. Why not drink the booze, Log? Just drink it all and have a holiday *in your head*! This episode Includes some OK Cupid and barring of customerstag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/206730481140: The MonosodeFri, 22 May 2015 17:23:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/140-the-monosode
00:25:09Regular FeaturesyesAnother new way to innovate, you say? Yes, OK! This episode was made without any of us talking to each other at ALL. Like we HATE each other now. That's our new thing. That Steve, eh. What a prize pillock! ANyway: Gav does OK Cupid, Matt tries to get us all together again, and Log makes a big audio mess in your lap. Contains anusAnother new way to innovate, you say? Yes, OK! Th…Another new way to innovate, you say? Yes, OK! This episode was made without any of us talking to each other at ALL. Like we HATE each other now. That's our new thing. That Steve, eh. What a prize pillock! ANyway: Gav does OK Cupid, Matt tries to get us all together again, and Log makes a big audio mess in your lap. Contains anustag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/205438865139: Urinals Against HumanityThu, 14 May 2015 13:34:05 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/139-urinals-against-humanity
00:35:32Regular FeaturesyesThere's a bit in this episode where we fold ourselves through a couple of the higher dimensions of irony, sarcasm and self-awareness to form an obscene podcast tesseract in which it could be mistakenly conceived that we are being hugely offensive for no reason. I believe, however, that we're attempting to make a larger point about the feckless deployment of offensive language as a substitute for thoughtful comedy. We also explore the commuting of an author's moral responsibility to an unwitting speaker, through the forced, verbatim recital of said author's offensive speech, you know, just while we're at it.
BASICALLY WE'RE NOT HATEFUL YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US.There's a bit in this episode where we fold ourse…There's a bit in this episode where we fold ourselves through a couple of the higher dimensions of irony, sarcasm and self-awareness to form an obscene podcast tesseract in which it could be mistakenly conceived that we are being hugely offensive for no reason. I believe, however, that we're attempting to make a larger point about the feckless deployment of offensive language as a substitute for thoughtful comedy. We also explore the commuting of an author's moral responsibility to an unwitting speaker, through the forced, verbatim recital of said author's offensive speech, you know, just while we're at it.
BASICALLY WE'RE NOT HATEFUL YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE US.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/204404793138: Richard Burton's Urban Shit FarmThu, 07 May 2015 19:55:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf138-1
00:35:03Regular FeaturesyesGav finds some tips on being awesome from Richard Burton and Log does about 3 features. Steve's throat is sore so send him your get well wishes by doing a kiss into the air and blowing it out a window or something. Gav finds some tips on being awesome from Richard…Gav finds some tips on being awesome from Richard Burton and Log does about 3 features. Steve's throat is sore so send him your get well wishes by doing a kiss into the air and blowing it out a window or something. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/203258488137: The Regular Features Poetry HourThu, 30 Apr 2015 11:27:51 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/137-the-regular-features-poetry-hour
00:21:03Regular FeaturesyesWe did poems because we can do anything if we just put our minds to it.We did poems because we can do anything if we jus…We did poems because we can do anything if we just put our minds to it.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/202247810136: City of Grapefruit Arsehole LoveThu, 23 Apr 2015 21:42:41 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/136-city-of-grapefruit-arsehole-love
00:43:46Regular FeaturesyesMatt's been on holiday like a big lar-dee-dar, Steve is adamant that he isn't there, Gavin seems keen to offend everyone, and Log is talking about his bumhole again. Congratulations, you are listening to Regular Features.Matt's been on holiday like a big lar-dee-dar, St…Matt's been on holiday like a big lar-dee-dar, Steve is adamant that he isn't there, Gavin seems keen to offend everyone, and Log is talking about his bumhole again. Congratulations, you are listening to Regular Features.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/201181151The Roger Helmer Regular Features SagaFri, 17 Apr 2015 01:52:42 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/the-roger-helmer-regular-features-saga
00:47:40Regular FeaturesyesCome with me and you'll be in a word of Roger Helmer newsletters! That sort of fits with that song, doesn't it? Come with me and you'll be in a word of Roger Hel…Come with me and you'll be in a word of Roger Helmer newsletters! That sort of fits with that song, doesn't it? tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/200028191135: Do Androids Dream of Electric Dicks?Thu, 09 Apr 2015 00:00:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/135-do-androids-dream-of-electric-dicks
00:32:51Regular FeaturesyesEnjoy some post-live-show funk as Gav tries to work out if Matt & Steve are a bunch of replicunts. Enjoy some post-live-show funk as Gav tries to wo…Enjoy some post-live-show funk as Gav tries to work out if Matt & Steve are a bunch of replicunts. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/198925228134: Live at the Canal Cafe TheatreThu, 02 Apr 2015 16:22:43 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/134-live-at-the-canal-cafe-theatre
00:59:40Regular FeaturesyesAnother live show! If you missed it in person, or simply want to remind yourself of what an INCREDIBLE NIGHT you had, you can watch the whole thing in video form too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtFX0mSNL9A&feature=youtu.be (theme song music by Kevin MacLeod of Incomputech.Another live show! If you missed it in person, or…Another live show! If you missed it in person, or simply want to remind yourself of what an INCREDIBLE NIGHT you had, you can watch the whole thing in video form too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtFX0mSNL9A&feature=youtu.be (theme song music by Kevin MacLeod of Incomputech.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/197771317133: Piss-soaked Eggs of the 1970sThu, 26 Mar 2015 12:49:25 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/133-piss-soaked-eggs-of-the-1970s
00:46:18Regular FeaturesyesMatt has problems with his bladder, Steve invited the team to embrace his eggs with both hands, and Log gets everyone up to speed on everything that happened in the 1970s.Matt has problems with his bladder, Steve invited…Matt has problems with his bladder, Steve invited the team to embrace his eggs with both hands, and Log gets everyone up to speed on everything that happened in the 1970s.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/196692382132: The 4,400 Bad Horse ReviewsThu, 19 Mar 2015 19:09:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/132-the-4400-bad-horse-reviews
00:59:01Regular FeaturesyesIn this episode of Regular Features, Log reacts professionally to a bad review of his pub on TripAdvisor by reading the review out in a silly voice, Steve has some good ideas for new science fiction drama television show, and Matt has a go at being Gav by abusing a stranger over text message.
Sorry if this description isn't very entertaining but I've got guests coming over and I literally have to clear away my sex toys before they get here.In this episode of Regular Features, Log reacts p…In this episode of Regular Features, Log reacts professionally to a bad review of his pub on TripAdvisor by reading the review out in a silly voice, Steve has some good ideas for new science fiction drama television show, and Matt has a go at being Gav by abusing a stranger over text message.
Sorry if this description isn't very entertaining but I've got guests coming over and I literally have to clear away my sex toys before they get here.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/195564366131: Killer Tom From The Ghost DimensionThu, 12 Mar 2015 20:19:02 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/131-killer-tom-from-the-ghost-dimension
00:49:11Regular FeaturesyesIt's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. Please, it's my last picture. It's the only remaining picture I have of my dead wife. Please, man who is repossessing my home because I am depressed and out of work, do not take this picture of my dead wife. It is worth nothing to you.
What's that? Did this unassuming podcast description just unlock a cool and original new way of interpreting the lyrics to the song 'Bad Day' by REM? Yeah it did, you better believe it booyyyy.
This episode has Joe, Steve and Gav in it. Joe does a ouija board, Steve investigates alternate timelines and Gav badmouths a fish. Have fun.It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture.…It's been a bad day, please don't take a picture. Please, it's my last picture. It's the only remaining picture I have of my dead wife. Please, man who is repossessing my home because I am depressed and out of work, do not take this picture of my dead wife. It is worth nothing to you.
What's that? Did this unassuming podcast description just unlock a cool and original new way of interpreting the lyrics to the song 'Bad Day' by REM? Yeah it did, you better believe it booyyyy.
This episode has Joe, Steve and Gav in it. Joe does a ouija board, Steve investigates alternate timelines and Gav badmouths a fish. Have fun.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/194410484130: Spiders, Scripts & Fancy TangentsThu, 05 Mar 2015 20:13:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf130
00:37:44Regular FeaturesyesGav's got the cure for arachnophobia, Log finds a sitcom he wrote when he was 16 and Steve brings in another guest who manages to outshine us all. Gav's got the cure for arachnophobia, Log finds a…Gav's got the cure for arachnophobia, Log finds a sitcom he wrote when he was 16 and Steve brings in another guest who manages to outshine us all. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/193121223129: The Big Gay ExperimentThu, 26 Feb 2015 07:32:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/129-the-big-gay-experiment
00:35:28Regular FeaturesyesWith Log and Steve left to their own devices, what will happen in this - the first 100% gay episode of Regular Features? Will there be gay goings on? Will gay things occur? Will a gay bird fly into the room and make gay cawing sounds on the radiator? ANYTHING GAY COULD HAPPEN AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THATWith Log and Steve left to their own devices, wha…With Log and Steve left to their own devices, what will happen in this - the first 100% gay episode of Regular Features? Will there be gay goings on? Will gay things occur? Will a gay bird fly into the room and make gay cawing sounds on the radiator? ANYTHING GAY COULD HAPPEN AND YOU ARE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THATtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/191924903128: Sonic and the Infinite Wall of ArseholesThu, 19 Feb 2015 13:06:17 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/128-sonic-and-the-infinite-wall-of-arseholes
00:34:18Regular FeaturesyesMatt fills up the entire bloody podcast with a hunk of Sonic the Hedgehog filth. We're entirely sorry and completely understand if you want your money back. You can't have your money back, of course, but we can understand why that's a thing you might want.Matt fills up the entire bloody podcast with a hu…Matt fills up the entire bloody podcast with a hunk of Sonic the Hedgehog filth. We're entirely sorry and completely understand if you want your money back. You can't have your money back, of course, but we can understand why that's a thing you might want.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/190743553127: Awkward Eyes With The Skrebel MCThu, 12 Feb 2015 11:28:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/127-awkward-eyes-with-the-skrebel-mc
00:42:54Regular FeaturesyesAfter one failed feature, Steve talks about a traumatic injury to his gigantic eyeballs. Gav recalls a traumatic injury to a social situation, caused by his own behaviour, and Joe Skrebels causes traumatic injuries to Regular Features, by showing us all up for the low-effort amateurs we are. BONUS FUN!!! Can you spot Log's hidden secret feature? After one failed feature, Steve talks about a tra…After one failed feature, Steve talks about a traumatic injury to his gigantic eyeballs. Gav recalls a traumatic injury to a social situation, caused by his own behaviour, and Joe Skrebels causes traumatic injuries to Regular Features, by showing us all up for the low-effort amateurs we are. BONUS FUN!!! Can you spot Log's hidden secret feature? tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/189300970126: The Big Book of Liver and ChiantiTue, 03 Feb 2015 17:03:22 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/126-the-big-book-of-liver-and-chianti
00:34:21Regular FeaturesyesDon't stop til you get enough, sang Michael Jackson. Enough is enough, sang Barbra Streisand. The world is not enough, sang Shirley Manson out of the band Garbage. Enough is as good as a feast, is a thing your mum might say. Un oeuf is French for "a egg".
The point I'm trying to make is that it's episode 126 of Regular Features and nothing you can say or do will ever change that. Log doles out gifts, Matt sets Gav up on simul-dates and Steve does that thing where you repeat the same joke over and over again until it stops being funny and then becomes funny again. Aw yeah, eat it up, here's a fork.Don't stop til you get enough, sang Michael Jacks…Don't stop til you get enough, sang Michael Jackson. Enough is enough, sang Barbra Streisand. The world is not enough, sang Shirley Manson out of the band Garbage. Enough is as good as a feast, is a thing your mum might say. Un oeuf is French for "a egg".
The point I'm trying to make is that it's episode 126 of Regular Features and nothing you can say or do will ever change that. Log doles out gifts, Matt sets Gav up on simul-dates and Steve does that thing where you repeat the same joke over and over again until it stops being funny and then becomes funny again. Aw yeah, eat it up, here's a fork.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/188447436125: Sex With 20,000 OnionsThu, 29 Jan 2015 10:52:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/125-sex-with-20000-onions
00:32:19Regular FeaturesyesMatt solves Log's catering problems, and Log populates every Patron's sexual kiss fantasiaMatt solves Log's catering problems, and Log popu…Matt solves Log's catering problems, and Log populates every Patron's sexual kiss fantasiatag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/187375292124: Date-a-Hipster Death StreetThu, 22 Jan 2015 21:25:01 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf124-mixdown
00:43:03Regular FeaturesyesGav wants to date a hipster and Steve's gone Corrie mad. This one's for you, Deirdre. Gav wants to date a hipster and Steve's gone Corr…Gav wants to date a hipster and Steve's gone Corrie mad. This one's for you, Deirdre. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/186211388123: Purple Prozzie Scum BusThu, 15 Jan 2015 18:46:41 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/rf123-edited
00:38:05Regular FeaturesyesMatt thinks he's special because a prostitute likes him, Gav's a dick to a stranger (for a change) and Steve writes some better Black Mirror plots than the people who are paid to do it. Matt thinks he's special because a prostitute lik…Matt thinks he's special because a prostitute likes him, Gav's a dick to a stranger (for a change) and Steve writes some better Black Mirror plots than the people who are paid to do it. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/185088249122: Trigger Trap a Corrie NapperThu, 08 Jan 2015 18:32:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/122-trigger-trap-a-corrie-napper
00:35:25Regular FeaturesyesWhy yes that IS the best title we've had in ages. In this episode of the podcast, Log asks: "are you napping too much?", Matt wonders: "have I triggered all of my sleeper agents of 2014?", while Steve queries: "what happens at the tops of stairs in Coronation Street?"
All of those questions are answered and more in this very hungry and sort of sad sounding episode.Why yes that IS the best title we've had in ages.…Why yes that IS the best title we've had in ages. In this episode of the podcast, Log asks: "are you napping too much?", Matt wonders: "have I triggered all of my sleeper agents of 2014?", while Steve queries: "what happens at the tops of stairs in Coronation Street?"
All of those questions are answered and more in this very hungry and sort of sad sounding episode.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/184067239121: New Year's Day Emergency Clip ShowThu, 01 Jan 2015 23:39:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/121-emergency-clip-show
00:52:36Regular FeaturesyesA series of unfortunate events (starting with us putting Gav on editing duties for New Year's Day) has resulted in us losing this week's episode to some gremlins.
So this week, Gav's whacked together some of our favourite bits from the last year into one file for you. Normal podcasting services will resume next week. A series of unfortunate events (starting with us …A series of unfortunate events (starting with us putting Gav on editing duties for New Year's Day) has resulted in us losing this week's episode to some gremlins.
So this week, Gav's whacked together some of our favourite bits from the last year into one file for you. Normal podcasting services will resume next week. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/183102434120: A Crambus MiracleThu, 25 Dec 2014 14:14:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/120-a-crambus-miracle
00:23:51Regular FeaturesyesWelcome to this very special episode of Regular Features, in which Matt discovers the true meaning of Christmas, Steve discovers the true meaning of Christmas and as for Log, well, you'll just have to wait and find out! (He discovers the true meaning of Christmas). In fact, all o dem boys be learnin bout Christmas, and now YOU CAN TOO.
Merry Christmas from Team Features! Welcome to this very special episode of Regular F…Welcome to this very special episode of Regular Features, in which Matt discovers the true meaning of Christmas, Steve discovers the true meaning of Christmas and as for Log, well, you'll just have to wait and find out! (He discovers the true meaning of Christmas). In fact, all o dem boys be learnin bout Christmas, and now YOU CAN TOO.
Merry Christmas from Team Features! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/182119143119: Michael Barrymore's Magician ReduxThu, 18 Dec 2014 17:14:43 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/119-michael-barrymores-magician-redux
00:45:41Regular FeaturesyesGav brings up a magician from the past, Steve has dire warnings from his driving instructor, and guest Joe provides a "choose your own god" adventure quiz thing.Gav brings up a magician from the past, Steve has…Gav brings up a magician from the past, Steve has dire warnings from his driving instructor, and guest Joe provides a "choose your own god" adventure quiz thing.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/181087478118: Proper Moist CometThu, 11 Dec 2014 22:00:02 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/118-proper-moist-comet
00:51:49Regular FeaturesyesSteve recounts the final hours of two robotic friends in space, Matt helps out a fellow comic in need, and Gav gets into an argument about how many letters are in a word.Steve recounts the final hours of two robotic fri…Steve recounts the final hours of two robotic friends in space, Matt helps out a fellow comic in need, and Gav gets into an argument about how many letters are in a word.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/179976191117: Lazy Compilation Special 2Thu, 04 Dec 2014 18:59:17 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/117-lazy-compilation-special-2
00:37:30Regular FeaturesyesSad news folks. Owing to an unavoidable technical glitch that made us all sound like dirty robots we've had to humanely destroy the *real* episode 117, so instead here's a collection of classic features from the archives.
From episode 36, Gav's story about a slurry pervert.
From episode 45, Steve and Log's time travelling jokes.
From episode 8, Matt's story about an island of Richards.Sad news folks. Owing to an unavoidable technical…Sad news folks. Owing to an unavoidable technical glitch that made us all sound like dirty robots we've had to humanely destroy the *real* episode 117, so instead here's a collection of classic features from the archives.
From episode 36, Gav's story about a slurry pervert.
From episode 45, Steve and Log's time travelling jokes.
From episode 8, Matt's story about an island of Richards.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/178898693116: The Jurassic ECG Taxi TiradeThu, 27 Nov 2014 15:18:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/116-the-jurassic-ecg-taxi-tirade
00:39:20Regular FeaturesyesMatt fails to understand the science behind medical technology and tries to replace it with half-baked whimsy, Steve and Gav have an argument about the Jurassic World trailer that sort of stems from nowhere and doesn't initially appear to be a proper feature, and Log pretends to be angry in the back of a taxi - ALL IN SEQUENCE FOR YOUR EAR-BASED PLEASURE.Matt fails to understand the science behind medic…Matt fails to understand the science behind medical technology and tries to replace it with half-baked whimsy, Steve and Gav have an argument about the Jurassic World trailer that sort of stems from nowhere and doesn't initially appear to be a proper feature, and Log pretends to be angry in the back of a taxi - ALL IN SEQUENCE FOR YOUR EAR-BASED PLEASURE.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/177888899115: Let's Go To The PhonesThu, 20 Nov 2014 23:18:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/115-lets-go-to-the-phones
00:37:42Regular FeaturesyesLift up your jumper and slap your belly to the beat of the rhythm of heart of the night, because it's a one-off voicemail special that's all about YOU.
That's right! YOU, the READER, are the star of the show as we read out the voicemail messages you left on our website not seven months ago. Did you think we'd forgotten about that? Hah, no way! Have some faith, we're beginning to think you doubting Jennies don't deserve our magical one-off voicemail specials.Lift up your jumper and slap your belly to the be…Lift up your jumper and slap your belly to the beat of the rhythm of heart of the night, because it's a one-off voicemail special that's all about YOU.
That's right! YOU, the READER, are the star of the show as we read out the voicemail messages you left on our website not seven months ago. Did you think we'd forgotten about that? Hah, no way! Have some faith, we're beginning to think you doubting Jennies don't deserve our magical one-off voicemail specials.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/176723193114: The Fast And The FailuriousThu, 13 Nov 2014 14:24:12 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/114-the-fast-and-the-failurious
00:57:13Regular FeaturesyesWhat do Log and Steve both have in common with the friendly and hard-working bee? Well, just like the bee, both Steve and Log cannot drive a car to any sort of standard that the law would term "basically competent". Also like a bee, Steve and Log can only sting you once before dying. :(
In this motoring special, Steve recounts the story of how he failed his first driving test, while Log presents a revealing exposé of the special class for murderous speed freaks he was required to attend in order to avoid having points on his licence.
Matt, having sadly not received the memo, does a feature about bees.What do Log and Steve both have in common with th…What do Log and Steve both have in common with the friendly and hard-working bee? Well, just like the bee, both Steve and Log cannot drive a car to any sort of standard that the law would term "basically competent". Also like a bee, Steve and Log can only sting you once before dying. :(
In this motoring special, Steve recounts the story of how he failed his first driving test, while Log presents a revealing exposé of the special class for murderous speed freaks he was required to attend in order to avoid having points on his licence.
Matt, having sadly not received the memo, does a feature about bees.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/175696370113: The GameCity 2014 Live ShowThu, 06 Nov 2014 22:06:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/113-the-gamecity-2014-live-show
01:23:38Regular Featuresyes"Who wants a Ding Dong?!"
Haha! Classic Regular Features. But if you don't know what a Ding Dong is or who's offering you one or whether you want one, then you probably missed our GameCity live show last weekend. Luckily for YOU, we have recorded it on 2D soundribbon, ready to be barked back into a three dimensional noisewave by the speaker system of your choice.
What happened? Well, Log reunited the readers with some obscene and long lost friends, Steve cleared up precisely what happened when Roger Helmer visited a sex dungeon, Gav determined if the audience have a drinking problem while Matt measured jugs of our piss for science and entertainment."Who wants a Ding Dong?!"
Haha! Classic Regular …"Who wants a Ding Dong?!"
Haha! Classic Regular Features. But if you don't know what a Ding Dong is or who's offering you one or whether you want one, then you probably missed our GameCity live show last weekend. Luckily for YOU, we have recorded it on 2D soundribbon, ready to be barked back into a three dimensional noisewave by the speaker system of your choice.
What happened? Well, Log reunited the readers with some obscene and long lost friends, Steve cleared up precisely what happened when Roger Helmer visited a sex dungeon, Gav determined if the audience have a drinking problem while Matt measured jugs of our piss for science and entertainment.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/174601190112: An Indecent Chain ReactionThu, 30 Oct 2014 19:58:35 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/112-an-indecent-chain-reaction
00:45:10Regular FeaturesyesIn this episode of the podcast that is called Regular Features, Steve fleshes out the Wikipedia entry for Chain Reaction, while Gav tells the story of a man whose flesh is out in Wales. Which one results in an anti-social behaviour order? You'll have to listen to find out!
Log and Matt also contribute, heroically.In this episode of the podcast that is called Reg…In this episode of the podcast that is called Regular Features, Steve fleshes out the Wikipedia entry for Chain Reaction, while Gav tells the story of a man whose flesh is out in Wales. Which one results in an anti-social behaviour order? You'll have to listen to find out!
Log and Matt also contribute, heroically.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/173534325111: Murder in the Dragon's DenThu, 23 Oct 2014 20:17:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/111-murder-in-the-dragons-den
00:57:42Regular FeaturesyesGav appoints himself CEO of the podcast and listens to a sexy merchandise pitch from Matt as Steve decides that poor old Roger Helmer's had enough. There's also some stuff about murders. Gav appoints himself CEO of the podcast and liste…Gav appoints himself CEO of the podcast and listens to a sexy merchandise pitch from Matt as Steve decides that poor old Roger Helmer's had enough. There's also some stuff about murders. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/172488548110: Gamergate WidowsThu, 16 Oct 2014 22:34:27 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/110-gamergate-widows
00:40:10Regular FeaturesyesIn this episode we finally investigate and uncover Matt Lees's intense hatred of widows, a full woman-blasting fury so all-consuming that he even hates windows, both for sounding a bit like "widows" and for allowing widows to look through walls, something Matt believes they should not be allowed to do, considering what they are.
Gav also tells the story of how he first met Log, and Steve provides the floundering #gamergate movement with some out of context audio ammunition. Eat it up, sucka.In this episode we finally investigate and uncove…In this episode we finally investigate and uncover Matt Lees's intense hatred of widows, a full woman-blasting fury so all-consuming that he even hates windows, both for sounding a bit like "widows" and for allowing widows to look through walls, something Matt believes they should not be allowed to do, considering what they are.
Gav also tells the story of how he first met Log, and Steve provides the floundering #gamergate movement with some out of context audio ammunition. Eat it up, sucka.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/171319286109: Award Winning Lego Finger-SpritzThu, 09 Oct 2014 10:00:46 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/109-award-winning-lego-finger-spritz
01:00:50Regular FeaturesyesMatt prepares a humble speech for an award ceremony he can't attend, Gav follows a stranger around an awful art exhibition, and Steve investigates the chilling world of Boots product reviews.Matt prepares a humble speech for an award ceremo…Matt prepares a humble speech for an award ceremony he can't attend, Gav follows a stranger around an awful art exhibition, and Steve investigates the chilling world of Boots product reviews.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/170327436108: The Ballad of F**k a Doodle DooThu, 02 Oct 2014 14:46:36 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/108-illegally-driving-a-dead-dog-to-journalism
01:21:09Regular FeaturesyesThey're big, they're long, they've all got massive schlongs!
Regulaaaaaar Featurrrrrres!
Steve risks his life to illegally drive a car, Log's dog is acting up and God only knows what Matt was talking about but it goes on for AGES. They're big, they're long, they've all got massiv…They're big, they're long, they've all got massive schlongs!
Regulaaaaaar Featurrrrrres!
Steve risks his life to illegally drive a car, Log's dog is acting up and God only knows what Matt was talking about but it goes on for AGES. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/169307887107: Lazy Compilation SpecialThu, 25 Sep 2014 13:13:54 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/107-lazy-compilation-special
00:49:48Regular FeaturesyesWell crumbs and titties, it turns out that Team Features couldn't get together to record a podcast this week, and now, without our combined energies to stabilise it, the power crystal at the heart of our fortress shines wanly. It's wan as balls and no mistake.
To appease the podcast spirits and rejuvenate our withered life force we've instead put together a very spesh compilation episode made up of features from the past. That's right, when we repeat features and contravene the founding rules of our own podcast, we really go for it.Well crumbs and titties, it turns out that Team F…Well crumbs and titties, it turns out that Team Features couldn't get together to record a podcast this week, and now, without our combined energies to stabilise it, the power crystal at the heart of our fortress shines wanly. It's wan as balls and no mistake.
To appease the podcast spirits and rejuvenate our withered life force we've instead put together a very spesh compilation episode made up of features from the past. That's right, when we repeat features and contravene the founding rules of our own podcast, we really go for it.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/168278955106: Chumpy Junkers and the Hot Punky SikhsThu, 18 Sep 2014 12:36:34 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/106-chumpy-junkers-and-the-hot-punky-sikhs
00:44:08Regular FeaturesyesLiterally no idea what happened in this one. Sorry.Literally no idea what happened in this one. Sorr…Literally no idea what happened in this one. Sorry.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/167275915105: Smart Celebrity NudesThu, 11 Sep 2014 17:43:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/105-smart-celebrity-nudes
01:00:47Regular FeaturesyesHey, did you know? There are exactly as many members of Regular Features as there are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Our weapon proficiencies roughly match up too. Log, for example, is *such* a Michelangelo, but rather than using dual nunchucks he prefers to fight with a bo staff, which you'll note is typically the weapon used by Donatello. Besides that one discrepancy we are identical in every way.Hey, did you know? There are exactly as many memb…Hey, did you know? There are exactly as many members of Regular Features as there are Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Our weapon proficiencies roughly match up too. Log, for example, is *such* a Michelangelo, but rather than using dual nunchucks he prefers to fight with a bo staff, which you'll note is typically the weapon used by Donatello. Besides that one discrepancy we are identical in every way.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/166189328104: Camden Fringe 2014 Live Show #2Thu, 04 Sep 2014 12:24:29 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/104-camden-fringe-2014-live-show-2
00:56:18Regular FeaturesyesThree out of the four chaps perform live guff with the aid of an ACTUAL ROBOT. Worth watching in video form, if you'd like to do such a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFyx6Xp4zDI&feature=youtu.beThree out of the four chaps perform live guff wit…Three out of the four chaps perform live guff with the aid of an ACTUAL ROBOT. Worth watching in video form, if you'd like to do such a thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFyx6Xp4zDI&feature=youtu.betag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/165217343103: Camden Fringe 2014 Live Show #1Thu, 28 Aug 2014 21:40:28 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/103-camden-fringe-2014-live-show-1
00:52:59Regular FeaturesyesSteve reinvents #travelawks, Gav gives sage advice to the world, Matt finds literature on the tube, and Log commentates full Olympic-grade sex between him and Steve, causing members of the live audience to physically leave. Steve reinvents #travelawks, Gav gives sage advic…Steve reinvents #travelawks, Gav gives sage advice to the world, Matt finds literature on the tube, and Log commentates full Olympic-grade sex between him and Steve, causing members of the live audience to physically leave. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/164118830102: Room-Booming Tea Rule NightmareThu, 21 Aug 2014 13:27:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/102-room-booming-tea-rule-nightmare
00:54:16Regular FeaturesyesMatt arrives back from America with tales about how he played around with bombs and Obama, Gav wants to clarify social etiquette regarding cafes and cups of tea, and Steve is trapped in an unending nightmare that even the King's greatest wizards seem unable to prevent. Will our adventurers find the crystal and save Steve from the nightmare realm? Find out in Issue #2. Matt arrives back from America with tales about h…Matt arrives back from America with tales about how he played around with bombs and Obama, Gav wants to clarify social etiquette regarding cafes and cups of tea, and Steve is trapped in an unending nightmare that even the King's greatest wizards seem unable to prevent. Will our adventurers find the crystal and save Steve from the nightmare realm? Find out in Issue #2. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/163160778101: Back to the Future of Doctor WhoThu, 14 Aug 2014 19:26:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/101-back-to-the-future-of-doctor-who
00:45:32Regular FeaturesyesAll rules are off in this bleak and lawless post-centenary comedown, as Log's audacious series of Doctor Who scripts skirts the closest we've yet come to repeating a feature. Meanwhile Gav plomps through a timehole to the 1950s, returning with a lovely story about how people are shit.
Also! Tombola time! We spin the prize tombola and give away an incredible sack of goodies to one of our beautiful patrons! Who could it be? Could it have been you? It almost certainly could have been!
You can support Regular Features on Patreon by visiting http://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures if you like! (YOU DO LIKE) All rules are off in this bleak and lawless post-…All rules are off in this bleak and lawless post-centenary comedown, as Log's audacious series of Doctor Who scripts skirts the closest we've yet come to repeating a feature. Meanwhile Gav plomps through a timehole to the 1950s, returning with a lovely story about how people are shit.
Also! Tombola time! We spin the prize tombola and give away an incredible sack of goodies to one of our beautiful patrons! Who could it be? Could it have been you? It almost certainly could have been!
You can support Regular Features on Patreon by visiting http://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures if you like! (YOU DO LIKE) tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/162075078100: The Unintended Live ShowThu, 07 Aug 2014 00:00:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/100-the-unintended-live-show
00:58:55Regular FeaturesyesIt was never meant to be like this: we were going to have a meet-up with some Patrons (and associated freeloaders), then retire to a room after closing time to have a private podcast in a lovely shut pub. Instead, we got so excited that we ended up doing a spontaneous live show. So here is Episode 100, in all its hastily rewired and hard-to-fathom majesty - LIVE from the Darts Room of The King Billy pub on Manvers Street, Nottingham!
Matt pores over our early Google Hangouts from 2011, Steve relives a feature that was lost, back in the day when we regularly deleted podcasts, Gav finds out how much we've learned about each other on our long and gruelling journey to 100, and Log reads through the titles of all 100 Police Academy movies.
You can support Regular Features on Patreon by visiting http://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures if you like! (YOU DO LIKE) It was never meant to be like this: we were going…It was never meant to be like this: we were going to have a meet-up with some Patrons (and associated freeloaders), then retire to a room after closing time to have a private podcast in a lovely shut pub. Instead, we got so excited that we ended up doing a spontaneous live show. So here is Episode 100, in all its hastily rewired and hard-to-fathom majesty - LIVE from the Darts Room of The King Billy pub on Manvers Street, Nottingham!
Matt pores over our early Google Hangouts from 2011, Steve relives a feature that was lost, back in the day when we regularly deleted podcasts, Gav finds out how much we've learned about each other on our long and gruelling journey to 100, and Log reads through the titles of all 100 Police Academy movies.
You can support Regular Features on Patreon by visiting http://www.patreon.com/regularfeatures if you like! (YOU DO LIKE) tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/16112752999.9: Hold On We're Not Ready Yet Oh GodThu, 31 Jul 2014 17:22:43 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/999-hold-on-were-not-ready-yet-oh-god
00:23:06Regular FeaturesyesAs we speed faster and faster towards our glorious Regular Features centenary, we unceremoniously stall the podcast engine, forcing us to pull over on to the information superhighway's hard shoulder for this very special emergency prolongation episode. Steve, Gav and infrequent interloper Joe Skrebels dish up an echoey slice of audio to tide you over until next week. It's niney nine poin nine, ladies, so slop it up.
You can now support Regular Features on Patreon, if you like: www.patreon.com/regularfeaturesAs we speed faster and faster towards our gloriou…As we speed faster and faster towards our glorious Regular Features centenary, we unceremoniously stall the podcast engine, forcing us to pull over on to the information superhighway's hard shoulder for this very special emergency prolongation episode. Steve, Gav and infrequent interloper Joe Skrebels dish up an echoey slice of audio to tide you over until next week. It's niney nine poin nine, ladies, so slop it up.
You can now support Regular Features on Patreon, if you like: www.patreon.com/regularfeaturestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/16009533699: Learning to Seduce Steve at a WeddingThu, 24 Jul 2014 14:22:09 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/99-learning-to-seduce-steve-at-a-wedding
00:45:20Regular FeaturesyesWould you like a flake with this shit joke, sir? No? Oh dear. Well, prepare to hear the team make that exact same shit joke again, while Steve takes us through Driving Theory, Log recounts the specific reasons why Steve refuses to sleep with him, and Matt desperately tries to stop people from inviting Gav to weddings.Would you like a flake with this shit joke, sir? …Would you like a flake with this shit joke, sir? No? Oh dear. Well, prepare to hear the team make that exact same shit joke again, while Steve takes us through Driving Theory, Log recounts the specific reasons why Steve refuses to sleep with him, and Matt desperately tries to stop people from inviting Gav to weddings.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/15908732298: Vegetarian Bear PubThu, 17 Jul 2014 10:17:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/98-vegetarian-bear-pub-1
00:40:18Regular FeaturesyesIn this truth-led special, Gav quizzes Log on his knowledge of the law as it pertains to pubs, Steve tells the true story of Quorn, and his conversion to a meat-eating subsection of vegetarianism, and Log imagines a book about a woman having sex with a bear, because it's way easier than actual researchIn this truth-led special, Gav quizzes Log on his…In this truth-led special, Gav quizzes Log on his knowledge of the law as it pertains to pubs, Steve tells the true story of Quorn, and his conversion to a meat-eating subsection of vegetarianism, and Log imagines a book about a woman having sex with a bear, because it's way easier than actual researchtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/158112106E4: Drinking From a Dog's DickThu, 10 Jul 2014 14:46:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/e4-drinking-from-a-dogs-dick
01:06:17Regular FeaturesyesAfter a full week's run of 'episodes that don't contain Matt', this week's episode is mostly Matt talking to Log about Glastonbury. It turns out that without at least two people glaring at him to shut the fuck up, it's something that simply doesn't happen.After a full week's run of 'episodes that don't c…After a full week's run of 'episodes that don't contain Matt', this week's episode is mostly Matt talking to Log about Glastonbury. It turns out that without at least two people glaring at him to shut the fuck up, it's something that simply doesn't happen.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/15712618797: Post Euphoric Chill 2: A SequelThu, 03 Jul 2014 12:38:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/97-post-euphoric-chill-2-a-sequel
00:32:53Regular FeaturesyesAfter the live show, comes the traditional hangover. No features, no jingles, and I'll even go as far as to say no Matt Lees. Just dullened patter from three men who are reaping a whirlwind with their tiny weather scythesAfter the live show, comes the traditional hangov…After the live show, comes the traditional hangover. No features, no jingles, and I'll even go as far as to say no Matt Lees. Just dullened patter from three men who are reaping a whirlwind with their tiny weather scythestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/15613297596: The Live Summer Goodbye ShowThu, 26 Jun 2014 15:24:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/96-the-live-summer-goodbye-show
01:41:06Regular FeaturesyesLive and unedited, because who can be arsed with *that*. Matt collides European music with hurled confections, Steve conducts a live action game of Fantasy Football, Gav commits a treachery so profoundly recursive that it makes good men evil, and Log says goodbye. For about twenty minutes. One word, twenty minutes. Also we got hijacked by a loyal and generous readerLive and unedited, because who can be arsed with …Live and unedited, because who can be arsed with *that*. Matt collides European music with hurled confections, Steve conducts a live action game of Fantasy Football, Gav commits a treachery so profoundly recursive that it makes good men evil, and Log says goodbye. For about twenty minutes. One word, twenty minutes. Also we got hijacked by a loyal and generous readertag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/15514568295: Inflatable Ginster's Agony AuntThu, 19 Jun 2014 22:46:28 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/95-inflatable-agony-aunt
00:48:09Regular FeaturesyesIs it pronounced Ginster's or Jinster's? We say it every way in this, the ninety fifth episode of the podcast what we have been doing. Is it pronounced Ginster's or Jinster's? We say i…Is it pronounced Ginster's or Jinster's? We say it every way in this, the ninety fifth episode of the podcast what we have been doing. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/15410413094: International Horcrux Skype AdventuresThu, 12 Jun 2014 22:16:12 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/94-international-horcrux-skype-adventures
00:39:04Regular FeaturesyesMatt and Steve dial themselves ACROSS THE GLOBE to collect the precious mind-fluids of Log and Gavin. Will they restore peace to the land before the horcrux shards fall into evil hands?Matt and Steve dial themselves ACROSS THE GLOBE t…Matt and Steve dial themselves ACROSS THE GLOBE to collect the precious mind-fluids of Log and Gavin. Will they restore peace to the land before the horcrux shards fall into evil hands?tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/15301472493: Sitges BitchesThu, 05 Jun 2014 21:30:18 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/93-sitges-bitches
00:57:29Regular FeaturesyesTeam Features is on ACTUAL holiday, broadcasting AS LIVE from sunny Sitges, where Matt is being omni-molested in both the eyeballs (with an unbidden sighting of a rough anus on waking) and then right on the male penuz what he's got. That's why you can hear birds in this episode, because apparently Spanish birds love nothing less than honking, hooting and tweeting into our microphones while we're tryiiinngg to do a podcaaaast you guuuuuys.Team Features is on ACTUAL holiday, broadcasting …Team Features is on ACTUAL holiday, broadcasting AS LIVE from sunny Sitges, where Matt is being omni-molested in both the eyeballs (with an unbidden sighting of a rough anus on waking) and then right on the male penuz what he's got. That's why you can hear birds in this episode, because apparently Spanish birds love nothing less than honking, hooting and tweeting into our microphones while we're tryiiinngg to do a podcaaaast you guuuuuys.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/15191379192: Sold Out Puppeteering Boat AbusersThu, 29 May 2014 22:35:08 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/92a
00:31:54Regular FeaturesyesThree people should equal three features, right? WRONG. Gav barely does anything in this one, Steve's strangely absent but Log saves it all with a sexy list. Three people should equal three features, right? …Three people should equal three features, right? WRONG. Gav barely does anything in this one, Steve's strangely absent but Log saves it all with a sexy list. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/15076185791: Megagames For Haunted ChildrenThu, 22 May 2014 16:15:25 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/91-megagames-for-haunted-children
01:05:15Regular FeaturesyesMatt did something cool in real life and tells us about it like a big showoff, Gav has arsehole friends on Facebook so you don't have to, and Log discovers that simply walking around can throw anywhere up to TWO behavioural dilemmas into your pathMatt did something cool in real life and tells us…Matt did something cool in real life and tells us about it like a big showoff, Gav has arsehole friends on Facebook so you don't have to, and Log discovers that simply walking around can throw anywhere up to TWO behavioural dilemmas into your pathtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14965580890: Donate My Bony Horse ImpostorThu, 15 May 2014 13:15:19 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/90-donate-my-bony-horse-impostor
00:36:37Regular FeaturesyesA fortnight old encounter with a horse has Steve still running on equine feature fumes, while Log's pelvic altruism sees him donating every cubic inch of useful insides. Meanwhile Gav is... hold on, what the eff? WHO THE EFF??A fortnight old encounter with a horse has Steve …A fortnight old encounter with a horse has Steve still running on equine feature fumes, while Log's pelvic altruism sees him donating every cubic inch of useful insides. Meanwhile Gav is... hold on, what the eff? WHO THE EFF??tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14851288489: Trans-Atlantic Icelandic AnticsThu, 08 May 2014 13:40:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/89-trans-atlantic-icelandic-antics
00:45:16Regular FeaturesyesWith Gav and Steve shipping out to Iceland for a week of crazy horse adventures, the podcast team is torn asunder and the regularity of the now-reliably-weekly Regular Features falls into mild jeopardy. Can one hundred thousand kilometres of ocean or whatever it is stop us from bringing you the LATEST thing of the thing that we do? No! In a podcasting FIRST, we present the only podcast ever to have been recorded in two different places and then stuck together in our preferred audio editing suite. Enjoy.With Gav and Steve shipping out to Iceland for a …With Gav and Steve shipping out to Iceland for a week of crazy horse adventures, the podcast team is torn asunder and the regularity of the now-reliably-weekly Regular Features falls into mild jeopardy. Can one hundred thousand kilometres of ocean or whatever it is stop us from bringing you the LATEST thing of the thing that we do? No! In a podcasting FIRST, we present the only podcast ever to have been recorded in two different places and then stuck together in our preferred audio editing suite. Enjoy.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14738052288: The Magic of Home and AwayThu, 01 May 2014 12:53:25 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/88-the-magic-of-home-and-away
00:46:32Regular FeaturesyesMatt describes the quiet hostility of moving in with your partner, Steve undoes an ancient hex, and Log drops a "fuck you, I'm off" bombshell that's not quite as dramatic as it could beMatt describes the quiet hostility of moving in w…Matt describes the quiet hostility of moving in with your partner, Steve undoes an ancient hex, and Log drops a "fuck you, I'm off" bombshell that's not quite as dramatic as it could betag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14628459387: Chocolate Flavoured Space ArgumentsThu, 24 Apr 2014 18:00:56 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/87-chocolate-flavoured-space-arguments
00:37:13Regular FeaturesyesSteve surprises Matt and Gav with some chocolate as they recount tales of spousal abuse and fainting in bed. Steve surprises Matt and Gav with some chocolate …Steve surprises Matt and Gav with some chocolate as they recount tales of spousal abuse and fainting in bed. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14514265286: Right-Wing ArseholesThu, 17 Apr 2014 13:13:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/86-right-wing-arseholes
00:49:27Regular FeaturesyesLog notices a similarity between this and his favourite podcast, while Gav asks us whether we're arseholes, by comparing our answers to a curiously specific checklist of observed behaviour. Log notices a similarity between this and his fav…Log notices a similarity between this and his favourite podcast, while Gav asks us whether we're arseholes, by comparing our answers to a curiously specific checklist of observed behaviour. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14404825785: Welcome to HelmergeddonThu, 10 Apr 2014 15:36:02 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/85-welcome-to-helmergeddon
00:57:08Regular FeaturesyesThe Roger Helmer newsletter saga comes to a delicious conclusion as the boys finally receive replies to the spoof newsletter they sent out to Rog's confused and bonkers fans. The Roger Helmer newsletter saga comes to a delic…The Roger Helmer newsletter saga comes to a delicious conclusion as the boys finally receive replies to the spoof newsletter they sent out to Rog's confused and bonkers fans. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14285489484: You've Got MailThu, 03 Apr 2014 12:39:15 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/84-youve-got-mail
00:16:38Regular FeaturesyesThe Regular Features team, in what courts will agree is their most co-operative act yet, send a fake newsletter to Roger Helmer's legion of UKIP followers. We'll say it straight up now so as not to disappoint: it doesn't arrive in their inboxes in time to make this episode the thrilling spectacle we had anticipated it might be. Log attempts to mitigate the boredom by playing a scratchcard AS LIVE. Can he succeed in rescuing the episode from the drudgery of increasingly bleak Gmail refreshes? You'll have to listen to find out! The Regular Features team, in what courts will ag…The Regular Features team, in what courts will agree is their most co-operative act yet, send a fake newsletter to Roger Helmer's legion of UKIP followers. We'll say it straight up now so as not to disappoint: it doesn't arrive in their inboxes in time to make this episode the thrilling spectacle we had anticipated it might be. Log attempts to mitigate the boredom by playing a scratchcard AS LIVE. Can he succeed in rescuing the episode from the drudgery of increasingly bleak Gmail refreshes? You'll have to listen to find out! tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14169591783: Lawsuit EU-rselfThu, 27 Mar 2014 15:05:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/83-lawsuit-eu-rself
00:35:54Regular FeaturesyesSteve puts off sending the email that will land the Regular Features team in prison by adding yet more libellous garnish to his Roger Helmer newsletter, while Log reviews the curious case of Mister Catty, the cat everybody is suing everybody else over. Mister Catty! Do you know how much trouble you have caused? MISTER CATTY ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTIONSteve puts off sending the email that will land t…Steve puts off sending the email that will land the Regular Features team in prison by adding yet more libellous garnish to his Roger Helmer newsletter, while Log reviews the curious case of Mister Catty, the cat everybody is suing everybody else over. Mister Catty! Do you know how much trouble you have caused? MISTER CATTY ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTIONtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/14055079382: Soiling The Fascist TaxiThu, 20 Mar 2014 17:06:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/82-soiling-the-fascist-taxi
00:46:37Regular FeaturesyesLog comes in with a sick note from his tummy, which has been misbehaving in spectacular ways. Matt continues preparing us for our new Russian masters by trying to turn us all fascist, and Gav brings in a recording with a taxi driver who knows a little too much about aviation and women. God, you might as well not listen to it nowLog comes in with a sick note from his tummy, whi…Log comes in with a sick note from his tummy, which has been misbehaving in spectacular ways. Matt continues preparing us for our new Russian masters by trying to turn us all fascist, and Gav brings in a recording with a taxi driver who knows a little too much about aviation and women. God, you might as well not listen to it nowtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13937643181: Diagnosing Starbucks Strangers in SPACEThu, 13 Mar 2014 14:21:30 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/81-diagnosing-starbucks
00:41:38Regular FeaturesyesGav diagnoses himself, Steve recounts awful oddballs from Starbucks, and Log takes us on a magical adventure into the games industry... IN SPACE.Gav diagnoses himself, Steve recounts awful oddba…Gav diagnoses himself, Steve recounts awful oddballs from Starbucks, and Log takes us on a magical adventure into the games industry... IN SPACE.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13820488380: Putin's Sexy Bin War NewsletterThu, 06 Mar 2014 13:05:17 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/80-putins-sexy-bin-war
00:43:32Regular FeaturesyesMatt provides advice for after the UK's inevitable surrender to Russia and details the first stages of The Great Bin War, Steve reads out his first draft of his Helmer newsletter, and Log gets informed he's an alcoholic just like everybody else.Matt provides advice for after the UK's inevitabl…Matt provides advice for after the UK's inevitable surrender to Russia and details the first stages of The Great Bin War, Steve reads out his first draft of his Helmer newsletter, and Log gets informed he's an alcoholic just like everybody else.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13711478979: Helmer's Great Bustard WindmillThu, 27 Feb 2014 23:38:44 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/79-helmers-great-bustard
00:43:39Regular FeaturesyesI put the microphone on the right setting this time, so cool your pies and ladle a hot scoop of this omnidirectional audio into your hungriest holes. Moor our podbarge in your ear canal and we'll waive the docking fee cos you're nice. Yeah download the file and hoof it right into your brain come on come on, I don't have all day.I put the microphone on the right setting this ti…I put the microphone on the right setting this time, so cool your pies and ladle a hot scoop of this omnidirectional audio into your hungriest holes. Moor our podbarge in your ear canal and we'll waive the docking fee cos you're nice. Yeah download the file and hoof it right into your brain come on come on, I don't have all day.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13583516678: Noisy Wildstar Birthday NeighboursThu, 20 Feb 2014 16:02:14 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/78-noisy-wildstar-birthday
00:44:58Regular FeaturesyesGav indirectly murders a woman by alerting her captors to his discovery of their secret dungeon in the flat below his. Steve feigns competence in yet another aspect of his life. Log sits in the corner in a big Victorian ruff, dispensing pink champagne truffles like birdseed, each swing of his arm becoming more and more exaggerated until he tumbles forwards from his stool, yelping in pain and confusion as his helpers rush in to assist. Welcome to this week's Regular FEatuutuers. xGav indirectly murders a woman by alerting her ca…Gav indirectly murders a woman by alerting her captors to his discovery of their secret dungeon in the flat below his. Steve feigns competence in yet another aspect of his life. Log sits in the corner in a big Victorian ruff, dispensing pink champagne truffles like birdseed, each swing of his arm becoming more and more exaggerated until he tumbles forwards from his stool, yelping in pain and confusion as his helpers rush in to assist. Welcome to this week's Regular FEatuutuers. xtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13458041877: Philip Seymour ButtockThu, 13 Feb 2014 12:32:02 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/77-philip-seymour-buttock
00:34:51Regular FeaturesyesDo you want hear about Steve's juicy, bruised buttock? Do you want to listen to an innacurate and poorly acted tribute to Philip Seymour Hoffman? If so, you have a peculiar set of desires. Is there nothing else you want from life? And how will you find the energy to go on, after this podcast utterly sates the sum total of your needs? Will you still even exist? Find out!Do you want hear about Steve's juicy, bruised but…Do you want hear about Steve's juicy, bruised buttock? Do you want to listen to an innacurate and poorly acted tribute to Philip Seymour Hoffman? If so, you have a peculiar set of desires. Is there nothing else you want from life? And how will you find the energy to go on, after this podcast utterly sates the sum total of your needs? Will you still even exist? Find out!tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13336097076: Magic Toilet Water BargesThu, 06 Feb 2014 13:08:45 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/76-magic-toilet-water-barges
00:45:45Regular FeaturesyesWhat do barges, toilet cubicles, men with spotty backs and enchanted Japanese water have in common? Absolutely nothing! That's not how this podcast works, you should understand that by now.What do barges, toilet cubicles, men with spotty …What do barges, toilet cubicles, men with spotty backs and enchanted Japanese water have in common? Absolutely nothing! That's not how this podcast works, you should understand that by now.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13215893075: Creepy Steve's Table PropositionThu, 30 Jan 2014 11:34:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/75-creepy-steves-table
00:54:00Regular FeaturesyesGawping at testes without written permission, refusing to give up a table, and how to appropriately try and seduce a professional working within the games industry. Special thanks to Ultra Combo! (https://soundcloud.com/ultraultraultra)Gawping at testes without written permission, ref…Gawping at testes without written permission, refusing to give up a table, and how to appropriately try and seduce a professional working within the games industry. Special thanks to Ultra Combo! (https://soundcloud.com/ultraultraultra)tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13096226974: Megadog Punchdrunk Sex ProblemsThu, 23 Jan 2014 11:49:32 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/74-megadog-punchdrunk-sex
00:47:13Regular FeaturesyesA mysteriously terrified dog, sexual frustration in a pitch-black cupboard, and extensive wanking chat. This is Regular Features by-the-numbers. Textbook stuff, really. Tired. Total waste of time. A mysteriously terrified dog, sexual frustration …A mysteriously terrified dog, sexual frustration in a pitch-black cupboard, and extensive wanking chat. This is Regular Features by-the-numbers. Textbook stuff, really. Tired. Total waste of time. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/13002443373: Eye of the ShitstormFri, 17 Jan 2014 20:15:29 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/73-eye-of-the-shitstorm
00:48:51Regular FeaturesyesFor one festival, Steve took up an unenviable tenancy: a short-term leasehold in the centre of a turd hurricane. He tells us his story, and it goes on for the whole fucking podcast. Enjoy. Enjoy it.For one festival, Steve took up an unenviable ten…For one festival, Steve took up an unenviable tenancy: a short-term leasehold in the centre of a turd hurricane. He tells us his story, and it goes on for the whole fucking podcast. Enjoy. Enjoy it.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/12644278272: Merry Eczemas And A Happy NauseaWed, 25 Dec 2013 11:25:38 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/72-merry-eczemas-and-a-happy
00:57:08Regular FeaturesyesOn this, the day that the first chestburster, Jesus Christ, sprang like a cartoon cuckoo clock from his mother's right tit, we drink port, scoff Stollen, and give each other presents.On this, the day that the first chestburster, Jes…On this, the day that the first chestburster, Jesus Christ, sprang like a cartoon cuckoo clock from his mother's right tit, we drink port, scoff Stollen, and give each other presents.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/12527503171: Recorded Live On Log's LandingTue, 17 Dec 2013 16:15:06 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/71-recorded-live-on-logs
00:45:38Regular FeaturesyesRecorded at Log's house, there was only one place far enough away from the fans of Log's asthmatic PC, yet within the range of a medium-length USB cable. Squatted around a microphone at the top of his stairs, like a gang of chatty stair chimps. Thanks in advance for enjoying our podcast and buying twenty PS4s at greenmangaming.com/regularfeaturesRecorded at Log's house, there was only one place…Recorded at Log's house, there was only one place far enough away from the fans of Log's asthmatic PC, yet within the range of a medium-length USB cable. Squatted around a microphone at the top of his stairs, like a gang of chatty stair chimps. Thanks in advance for enjoying our podcast and buying twenty PS4s at greenmangaming.com/regularfeaturestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/12354686870: Green Man Gaming and the Time DucksFri, 06 Dec 2013 17:10:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/70-green-man-gaming-and-the
00:40:05Regular FeaturesyesGav takes us on a duck heart journey, Log lets a demented cat-lover called Marialuisa take us on a fantasy science trip, and Steve explains why he hates our first affiliate, and why under no circumstances you should take advantage of the crazy prices at http://greenmangaming.com/regularfeaturesGav takes us on a duck heart journey, Log lets a …Gav takes us on a duck heart journey, Log lets a demented cat-lover called Marialuisa take us on a fantasy science trip, and Steve explains why he hates our first affiliate, and why under no circumstances you should take advantage of the crazy prices at http://greenmangaming.com/regularfeaturestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/121939898Emergency Podcast 3: Post-Euphoric ChillTue, 26 Nov 2013 05:50:45 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/emergency-podcast-3-post
00:31:15Regular FeaturesyesAfter the thrills of the live podcast, we go round Steve's house, collect our thoughts, and answer some reader's questions. The podcast was such a stain on the property that the leasehold expired, and Steve has since had to move house.After the thrills of the live podcast, we go roun…After the thrills of the live podcast, we go round Steve's house, collect our thoughts, and answer some reader's questions. The podcast was such a stain on the property that the leasehold expired, and Steve has since had to move house.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/117923797Irregular Creatures: The Second Live PodcastThu, 31 Oct 2013 12:13:08 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/irregular-creatures-the-second
01:19:51Regular FeaturesyesIt's the second live podcast - now with more visual jokes than ever! Gav haunts a 17-year-old on Facebook, Matt chills our bones with a Christmas Carol, Steve lets us choose our own spooky adventure - with sound effects! - and Log produces Chloe, The Awful Baby out of a bag he was given by Namco Bandai. Whooo!It's the second live podcast - now with more visu…It's the second live podcast - now with more visual jokes than ever! Gav haunts a 17-year-old on Facebook, Matt chills our bones with a Christmas Carol, Steve lets us choose our own spooky adventure - with sound effects! - and Log produces Chloe, The Awful Baby out of a bag he was given by Namco Bandai. Whooo!tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/11696707468: Voicemail From The GymFri, 25 Oct 2013 06:53:25 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/68-voicemail-from-the-gym
00:22:07Regular Featuresyes68: Voicemail From The Gym by Regular Features68: Voicemail From The Gym by Regular Features68: Voicemail From The Gym by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/11577415367: The James & Diana AwardsThu, 17 Oct 2013 15:44:06 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/67-the-james-diana-awards
00:42:22Regular FeaturesyesIt's a double-scripter! Log reprises the Diana movie, while Matt does a James Bond thing. Meanwhile, Gav showers us in awards and thick, syrupy liquids. Finally, Steve fails to get us sponsored by Audible. It's a double-scripter! Log reprises the Diana mo…It's a double-scripter! Log reprises the Diana movie, while Matt does a James Bond thing. Meanwhile, Gav showers us in awards and thick, syrupy liquids. Finally, Steve fails to get us sponsored by Audible. tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/11123993866: Two Wanks And A Nice ThinkThu, 19 Sep 2013 14:10:59 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/two-wanks-and-a-nice-think
00:37:36Regular FeaturesyesGav rounds off his adventures in spunking into bottles with a heartbreaking conclusion, Steve commits an even more grotesque act of masturbation, and Matt helps us all to relax. Log is there too.Gav rounds off his adventures in spunking into bo…Gav rounds off his adventures in spunking into bottles with a heartbreaking conclusion, Steve commits an even more grotesque act of masturbation, and Matt helps us all to relax. Log is there too.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/10896090065: Just Center Parcs and SemenThu, 05 Sep 2013 14:02:56 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/65-just-center-parcs-and-semen
00:29:27Regular FeaturesyesGav embarks on a six month mission to populate the world with heinous wee feckers, and Log discovers that Center Parcs is a place where you pick up some super cool facts and fungal infections.Gav embarks on a six month mission to populate th…Gav embarks on a six month mission to populate the world with heinous wee feckers, and Log discovers that Center Parcs is a place where you pick up some super cool facts and fungal infections.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/10494039564: Hangout With Your Wang OutSun, 11 Aug 2013 13:04:45 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/64-hangout-with-your-wang-out
00:23:27Regular FeaturesyesMatt complains about the use of the official Regular Features Hangout, Log features in the dream of a reader, and Gav whips out some 19th Century sexMatt complains about the use of the official Regu…Matt complains about the use of the official Regular Features Hangout, Log features in the dream of a reader, and Gav whips out some 19th Century sextag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/10356182063: The Archers' Dream FartThu, 01 Aug 2013 14:28:49 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/63-the-archers-dream-fart
00:32:59Regular FeaturesyesMatt cures censorship with a dose of old-fashioned farm sex, Gav gets upset about something Matt did in his dreams, and Log recounts a series of farts that amused him. Steve attends charmingly.Matt cures censorship with a dose of old-fashione…Matt cures censorship with a dose of old-fashioned farm sex, Gav gets upset about something Matt did in his dreams, and Log recounts a series of farts that amused him. Steve attends charmingly.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/10260601862: The Happy, Furry, LionThu, 25 Jul 2013 21:50:45 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/62-the-happy-furry-lion
00:54:07Regular FeaturesyesMatt learns how to be happy, Log learns happiness in the touch of strangers, and Steve learns how to Google "lion". Sorry about the popping in this one, someone set the mic volumes to "Sir Popsalot"Matt learns how to be happy, Log learns happiness…Matt learns how to be happy, Log learns happiness in the touch of strangers, and Steve learns how to Google "lion". Sorry about the popping in this one, someone set the mic volumes to "Sir Popsalot"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/10060274961: A Live PodcastThu, 11 Jul 2013 13:41:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/61-a-live-podcast
01:16:35Regular FeaturesyesThe first Regular Features Live podcast was an unexpected success, thanks to those of you who bothered your arses to turn up. You guys: awesome. There was one guy there who doesn't even listen to the show, and even he had a nice time. That guy: awesome. The rest of you? Awesome status: PENDINGThe first Regular Features Live podcast was an un…The first Regular Features Live podcast was an unexpected success, thanks to those of you who bothered your arses to turn up. You guys: awesome. There was one guy there who doesn't even listen to the show, and even he had a nice time. That guy: awesome. The rest of you? Awesome status: PENDINGtag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/9963121860: The Jaws Of Danielle SteelThu, 04 Jul 2013 08:41:14 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/60-the-jaws-of-danielle-steel
00:23:01Regular FeaturesyesLog tries to find sexy bits in a Danielle Steel novel, and Gav is appalled that the Jaws novelisation he bought on eBay appears to be aimed at the educationally subnormal.
Were you expecting the live podcast? Tough. That's next week, screw you.Log tries to find sexy bits in a Danielle Steel n…Log tries to find sexy bits in a Danielle Steel novel, and Gav is appalled that the Jaws novelisation he bought on eBay appears to be aimed at the educationally subnormal.
Were you expecting the live podcast? Tough. That's next week, screw you.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/99195972E02: Emergency Podcast Number 2Mon, 01 Jul 2013 10:04:21 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/e02-emergency-podcast-number-2
00:21:10Regular FeaturesyesThe live podcast is coming up later this week - in the meantime, here's a panicked apology for the delay. It's our post-inaugural second emergency podcast.The live podcast is coming up later this week - i…The live podcast is coming up later this week - in the meantime, here's a panicked apology for the delay. It's our post-inaugural second emergency podcast.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/9264014559: Geriatric Trebuchet ManagerFri, 17 May 2013 14:57:29 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/59-geriatric-trebuchet-manager
00:48:54Regular Featuresyes59: Geriatric Trebuchet Manager by Regular Features59: Geriatric Trebuchet Manager by Regular Featur…59: Geriatric Trebuchet Manager by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/9153970258: German Anchorman Sex TapeFri, 10 May 2013 09:28:29 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/58-truckers
00:39:17Regular Featuresyes58: German Anchorman Sex Tape by Regular Features58: German Anchorman Sex Tape by Regular Features58: German Anchorman Sex Tape by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8945366557: Five Things I've Taken From Tomb RaiderThu, 25 Apr 2013 15:31:16 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/57-five-things-ive-taken-from
00:36:19Regular Featuresyes57: Five Things I've Taken From Tomb Raider by Regular Features57: Five Things I've Taken From Tomb Raider by Re…57: Five Things I've Taken From Tomb Raider by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8639926456: Who, Or Whom, Touched My Fruity ChunksThu, 04 Apr 2013 19:53:22 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/56-the-secret-of-whos-touched
00:44:37Regular FeaturesyesSteve whips an important grammatical feature out of his spontaneous arse. Gav gets his dick touched by Hideo Kojima. And Log brings 1980s Perth to life, with Fruity Chunks - a precious artefact from his perverted friend's childhood.Steve whips an important grammatical feature out …Steve whips an important grammatical feature out of his spontaneous arse. Gav gets his dick touched by Hideo Kojima. And Log brings 1980s Perth to life, with Fruity Chunks - a precious artefact from his perverted friend's childhood.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8529302455: Sit On My Dick While I Drink This CoffeeThu, 28 Mar 2013 09:12:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/55-sit-on-my-dick-while-i
00:32:34Regular Featuresyes55: Sit On My Dick While I Drink This Coffee by Regular Features55: Sit On My Dick While I Drink This Coffee by R…55: Sit On My Dick While I Drink This Coffee by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8529179354: Richard Burton's Dad's Noisy LegThu, 28 Mar 2013 08:55:40 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/54-richard-burtons-dads-noisy
00:38:54Regular Featuresyes54: Richard Burton's Dad's Noisy Leg by Regular Features54: Richard Burton's Dad's Noisy Leg by Regular F…54: Richard Burton's Dad's Noisy Leg by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8529111453: It's 53, BatchThu, 28 Mar 2013 08:44:05 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/53-its-53-batch
00:46:40Regular Featuresyes53: It's 53, Batch by Regular Features53: It's 53, Batch by Regular Features53: It's 53, Batch by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528765552: Criminal Quake JokeThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:55:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/52-criminal-quake-joke
00:28:26Regular Featuresyes52: Criminal Quake Joke by Regular Features52: Criminal Quake Joke by Regular Features52: Criminal Quake Joke by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528748051: Sad Dog Lovin'Thu, 28 Mar 2013 07:51:50 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/51-sad-dog-lovin
00:35:36Regular Featuresyes51: Sad Dog Lovin' by Regular Features51: Sad Dog Lovin' by Regular Features51: Sad Dog Lovin' by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528739550: Episode Flipping FiftyThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:50:14 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/50-episode-flipping-fifty
00:42:31Regular Featuresyes50: Episode Flipping Fifty by Regular Features50: Episode Flipping Fifty by Regular Features50: Episode Flipping Fifty by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528702349: The Spy Riddle TicketThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:47:00 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/49-the-spy-riddle-ticket
00:44:10Regular Featuresyes49: The Spy Riddle Ticket by Regular Features49: The Spy Riddle Ticket by Regular Features49: The Spy Riddle Ticket by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528691348: Six-Star Porn SlogansThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:45:03 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/48-six-star-porn-slogans
00:33:36Regular Featuresyes48: Six-Star Porn Slogans by Regular Features48: Six-Star Porn Slogans by Regular Features48: Six-Star Porn Slogans by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/85286561E1: Emergency Broadcast Number OneThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:40:30 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/e1-emergency-broadcast-number
00:17:46Regular FeaturesyesE1: Emergency Broadcast Number One by Regular FeaturesE1: Emergency Broadcast Number One by Regular Fea…E1: Emergency Broadcast Number One by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528570247: Cat Nan FezThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:25:58 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/47-cat-nan-fez
00:30:51Regular Featuresyes47: Cat Nan Fez by Regular Features47: Cat Nan Fez by Regular Features47: Cat Nan Fez by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528540846: I'm Just A Sexist AlienThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:22:14 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/46-im-just-a-sexist-alien
00:46:17Regular Featuresyes46: I'm Just A Sexist Alien by Regular Features46: I'm Just A Sexist Alien by Regular Features46: I'm Just A Sexist Alien by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528531345: Looper Tattoos... for Breakfast?Thu, 28 Mar 2013 07:20:31 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/45-looper-tattoos-for
00:33:00Regular Featuresyes45: Looper Tattoos... for Breakfast? by Regular Features45: Looper Tattoos... for Breakfast? by Regular F…45: Looper Tattoos... for Breakfast? by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528447244: Parkinson's Skyfall PoemThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:08:11 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/44-parkinsons-skyfall-poem
00:29:48Regular Featuresyes44: Parkinson's Skyfall Poem by Regular Features44: Parkinson's Skyfall Poem by Regular Features44: Parkinson's Skyfall Poem by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528401843: Scouting for Dead FriendsThu, 28 Mar 2013 07:02:37 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/43-scouting-for-dead-friends
00:49:34Regular Featuresyes43: Scouting for Dead Friends by Regular Features43: Scouting for Dead Friends by Regular Features43: Scouting for Dead Friends by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528379542: Garfield's 9/11 Crown Jewels AdventureThu, 28 Mar 2013 06:59:10 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/42-garfields-9-11-crown-jewels
00:35:42Regular Featuresyes42: Garfield's 9/11 Crown Jewels Adventure by Regular Features42: Garfield's 9/11 Crown Jewels Adventure by Reg…42: Garfield's 9/11 Crown Jewels Adventure by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528358241: Celebrity Dating Sweeney Banter (with extra kissing)Thu, 28 Mar 2013 06:57:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/41-celebrity-dating-sweeney
00:41:38Regular Featuresyes41: Celebrity Dating Sweeney Banter (with extra kissing) by Regular Features41: Celebrity Dating Sweeney Banter (with extra k…41: Celebrity Dating Sweeney Banter (with extra kissing) by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528309240: The Readers Wives' Dark Pussy RiotThu, 28 Mar 2013 06:49:52 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/40-the-readers-wives-dark
00:27:32Regular Featuresyes40: The Readers Wives' Dark Pussy Riot by Regular Features40: The Readers Wives' Dark Pussy Riot by Regular…40: The Readers Wives' Dark Pussy Riot by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8528230539: The Murphy InterventionThu, 28 Mar 2013 06:41:53 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/39-the-murphy-intervention
00:40:06Regular Featuresyes39: The Murphy Intervention by Regular Features39: The Murphy Intervention by Regular Features39: The Murphy Intervention by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8523809138: Wenlock's Sensory BasketballWed, 27 Mar 2013 23:11:38 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/38-wenlocks-sensory-basketball
00:44:02Regular Featuresyes38: Wenlock's Sensory Basketball by Regular Features38: Wenlock's Sensory Basketball by Regular Featu…38: Wenlock's Sensory Basketball by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8523751237: FIfty Shades of Duty-Free Batman CockWed, 27 Mar 2013 23:07:02 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/37-fifty-shades-of-duty-free
00:42:25Regular Featuresyes37: FIfty Shades of Duty-Free Batman Cock by Regular Features37: FIfty Shades of Duty-Free Batman Cock by Regu…37: FIfty Shades of Duty-Free Batman Cock by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8523731836: Murder Your Slurry GodWed, 27 Mar 2013 23:05:14 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/36-murder-your-slurry-god
00:42:34Regular Featuresyes36: Murder Your Slurry God by Regular Features36: Murder Your Slurry God by Regular Features36: Murder Your Slurry God by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8522779435: Roger Toasts DanielleWed, 27 Mar 2013 21:52:34 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/35-roger-toasts-danielle
00:42:10Regular Featuresyes35: Roger Toasts Danielle by Regular Features35: Roger Toasts Danielle by Regular Features35: Roger Toasts Danielle by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8522462034: Missing Irish Roller-CoastersWed, 27 Mar 2013 21:29:06 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/34-missing-irish-roller
00:53:51Regular Featuresyes34: Missing Irish Roller-Coasters by Regular Features34: Missing Irish Roller-Coasters by Regular Feat…34: Missing Irish Roller-Coasters by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8522350133: Northern RnB RacismWed, 27 Mar 2013 21:20:56 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/33-northern-rnb-racism
00:41:36Regular Featuresyes33: Northern RnB Racism by Regular Features33: Northern RnB Racism by Regular Features33: Northern RnB Racism by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8522067232: Football Porn BalloonWed, 27 Mar 2013 21:01:09 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/32-football-porn-balloon
00:32:30Regular Featuresyes32: Football Porn Balloon by Regular Features32: Football Porn Balloon by Regular Features32: Football Porn Balloon by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8500608231 Sedated on the Holiday Train (with Nolan North)Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:29:59 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/31-sedated-on-the-holiday
00:44:03Regular Featuresyes31 Sedated on the Holiday Train (with Nolan North) by Regular Features31 Sedated on the Holiday Train (with Nolan Nort…31 Sedated on the Holiday Train (with Nolan North) by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8500566630: Montreal Slave InstinctTue, 26 Mar 2013 14:27:26 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/30-montreal-slave-instinct
00:44:50Regular Featuresyes30: Montreal Slave Instinct by Regular Features30: Montreal Slave Instinct by Regular Features30: Montreal Slave Instinct by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8500538229: Snappin' The Alien Banjo TubeTue, 26 Mar 2013 14:25:16 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/29-snappin-the-alien-banjo
00:47:56Regular Featuresyes29: Snappin' The Alien Banjo Tube by Regular Features29: Snappin' The Alien Banjo Tube by Regular Feat…29: Snappin' The Alien Banjo Tube by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8500405228: Sponsored Wedding MuggersTue, 26 Mar 2013 14:13:43 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/28-sponsored-wedding-muggers
00:44:42Regular Featuresyes28: Sponsored Wedding Muggers by Regular Features28: Sponsored Wedding Muggers by Regular Features28: Sponsored Wedding Muggers by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8500396727: DJ Apple's Sexy Hour (featuring Jack and Jill)Tue, 26 Mar 2013 14:12:58 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/27-dj-apples-sexy-hour
00:33:20Regular Featuresyes27: DJ Apple's Sexy Hour (featuring Jack and Jill) by Regular Features27: DJ Apple's Sexy Hour (featuring Jack and Jill…27: DJ Apple's Sexy Hour (featuring Jack and Jill) by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8500389526 : The Sad Suicide of the Freecycle Poultry ChildTue, 26 Mar 2013 14:12:13 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/26-the-sad-suicide-of-the
00:49:08Regular Featuresyes26 : The Sad Suicide of the Freecycle Poultry Child by Regular Features26 : The Sad Suicide of the Freecycle Poultry Chi…26 : The Sad Suicide of the Freecycle Poultry Child by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8500134525: The Mystery MachineTue, 26 Mar 2013 13:50:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/25-the-mystery-machine
00:30:50Regular Featuresyes25: The Mystery Machine by Regular Features25: The Mystery Machine by Regular Features25: The Mystery Machine by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8500103824: Underwater Animal WhoreTue, 26 Mar 2013 13:47:36 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/24-underwater-animal-whore
00:40:36Regular Featuresyes24: Underwater Animal Whore by Regular Features24: Underwater Animal Whore by Regular Features24: Underwater Animal Whore by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499608323: Gwen's American Facebook HorseTue, 26 Mar 2013 13:04:05 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/23-gwens-american-facebook
00:32:00Regular Featuresyes23: Gwen's American Facebook Horse by Regular Features23: Gwen's American Facebook Horse by Regular Fea…23: Gwen's American Facebook Horse by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499582122: Doctor Badass Zuckerberg's LadyquizTue, 26 Mar 2013 13:01:49 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/22-doctor-badass-zuckerbergs
00:37:58Regular Featuresyes22: Doctor Badass Zuckerberg's Ladyquiz by Regular Features22: Doctor Badass Zuckerberg's Ladyquiz by Regula…22: Doctor Badass Zuckerberg's Ladyquiz by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499439121: S02E01Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:49:27 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/21-s02e01
00:40:50Regular Featuresyes21: S02E01 by Regular Features21: S02E01 by Regular Features21: S02E01 by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499189420: Supermodel Bears And Bummer MassageTue, 26 Mar 2013 12:24:51 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/20-supermodel-bears-and-bummer
00:51:30Regular Featuresyes20: Supermodel Bears And Bummer Massage by Regular Features20: Supermodel Bears And Bummer Massage by Regula…20: Supermodel Bears And Bummer Massage by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499178119: The Luxury ModelTue, 26 Mar 2013 12:23:16 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/19-the-luxury-model
00:29:25Regular Featuresyes19: The Luxury Model by Regular Features19: The Luxury Model by Regular Features19: The Luxury Model by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499142018: The Flea Of Self-CensorshipTue, 26 Mar 2013 12:19:30 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/18-the-flea-of-self-censorship
00:24:29Regular Featuresyes18: The Flea Of Self-Censorship by Regular Features18: The Flea Of Self-Censorship by Regular Featur…18: The Flea Of Self-Censorship by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499108817: Would You Like Rice With That?Tue, 26 Mar 2013 12:16:33 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/17-would-you-like-rice-with
00:32:37Regular Featuresyes17: Would You Like Rice With That? by Regular Features17: Would You Like Rice With That? by Regular Fea…17: Would You Like Rice With That? by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499093916: Overheard Stand-Up Birthday ThingTue, 26 Mar 2013 12:15:59 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/16-overheard-stand-up
00:44:38Regular Featuresyes16: Overheard Stand-Up Birthday Thing by Regular Features16: Overheard Stand-Up Birthday Thing by Regular …16: Overheard Stand-Up Birthday Thing by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8499011615: The Festive 2012 SpectacularTue, 26 Mar 2013 12:07:24 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/15-the-festive-2012-1
00:50:43Regular Featuresyes15: The Festive 2012 Spectacular by Regular Features15: The Festive 2012 Spectacular by Regular Featu…15: The Festive 2012 Spectacular by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8498970814: The Festive 2011 SpectacularTue, 26 Mar 2013 12:02:45 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/14-the-festive-2011
00:39:25Regular Featuresyes14: The Festive 2011 Spectacular by Regular Features14: The Festive 2011 Spectacular by Regular Featu…14: The Festive 2011 Spectacular by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8498965813: Obama Dream AbuseTue, 26 Mar 2013 12:01:57 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/13-obama-dream-abuse
00:34:27Regular Featuresyes13: Obama Dream Abuse by Regular Features13: Obama Dream Abuse by Regular Features13: Obama Dream Abuse by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8498911612: Life's Too 2011Tue, 26 Mar 2013 11:56:57 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/12-lifes-too-2011
00:35:10Regular Featuresyes12: Life's Too 2011 by Regular Features12: Life's Too 2011 by Regular Features12: Life's Too 2011 by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8498855611: Election Rulebreaking for LadiesTue, 26 Mar 2013 11:52:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/11-election-rulebreaking-for
00:33:21Regular Featuresyes11: Election Rulebreaking for Ladies by Regular Features11: Election Rulebreaking for Ladies by Regular F…11: Election Rulebreaking for Ladies by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/8497091210 : Pivot on my Dungeon Throne, BuddyTue, 26 Mar 2013 08:12:05 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/10-pivot-on-my-dungeon-throne
00:33:24Regular Featuresyes10 : Pivot on my Dungeon Throne, Buddy by Regular Features10 : Pivot on my Dungeon Throne, Buddy by Regular…10 : Pivot on my Dungeon Throne, Buddy by Regular Featurestag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/849709109 : The Magic of Heterosexual JimTue, 26 Mar 2013 08:12:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/9-the-magic-of-heterosexual
00:24:16Regular FeaturesyesIt's probably useful to mention that we recorded this podcast a couple of years before Jimmy Savile was exposed as the world's most prolific "hiding-in-plain-sight" sex criminal that we all openly suspected he was.It's probably useful to mention that we recorded …It's probably useful to mention that we recorded this podcast a couple of years before Jimmy Savile was exposed as the world's most prolific "hiding-in-plain-sight" sex criminal that we all openly suspected he was.tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/849709098 The Rules of the Playground DicksTue, 26 Mar 2013 08:12:04 +0000https://soundcloud.com/regularfeatures/8-the-rules-of-the-playground
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00:39:46Regular FeaturesyesEpisode 1. It doesn't get spicier than this. If this were a meatball, an impartial adviser would feel compelled to say "that's a spice-a-de podcast", and other people would have to say "what are you talking about? It's a meatball. Stop listening to it." But it's not a meatball, really. It's a podcast.Episode 1. It doesn't get spicier than this. If t…Episode 1. It doesn't get spicier than this. If this were a meatball, an impartial adviser would feel compelled to say "that's a spice-a-de podcast", and other people would have to say "what are you talking about? It's a meatball. Stop listening to it." But it's not a meatball, really. It's a podcast.