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Body Care

In this pack you will receive 5 bath bombs of various scents. If you have scent preferences feel free to e-mail me with those. These bath bombs with goat milk are great fun. Drop it into the bath and watch it fizz up, releasing skin nourishing ingredients and scent. Goat Milk is included in this bath bomb recipe, along with clay, cocoa butter, and avocado oil. Therefore, along with the fun fizziness of the bomb, you will also be getting a lot of skin nourishing ingredients into your bath.
Ingredients: Baking Soda, Citric Acid, Cornstarch, Cocoa Butter, Avocado Oil, Kaolin Clay (clay may vary in different bombs), Powdered Goat Milk, Fragrance or essential oils, may include Glycerin, Isopropyl Alcohol, and colorant (each bomb will be labeled with specific ingredients)
Net Weight 2 Oz.
Relax and enjoy your bath experience!
Kids and adults alike love these! They are sized for a normal sized bathtub, and good for 1 bath.
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In this pack you will receive 5 bath bombs of various scents. If you have scent preferences feel free to ... more

Anna is such an endearing character. She believes eternally in the best in people, and she loves unconditionally. And she loves chocolate! Her balm is chocolate fudge, with real cocoa powder in the mix.
.15 oz
ingredients: Palm Kernel Oil, Beeswax, Avocado Oil, Meadowfoam Oil, Coconut Oil, Castor Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Organic Natural Flavors
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Anna is such an endearing character. She believes eternally in the best in people, and she loves unconditionally. And she ... more

Another in my line of Once Upon a Time based lip balms. Ariel's balm is based on fruits she might have found growing near the water on some tropical island, Mango and Pineapple. I also added some carrot oil to my recipe, after all, she is a redhead! And Carrot oil is great for the lips!
Ingredients: Palm Kernel Oil, Beeswax, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Carrot Oil, Castor Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Organic Natural Flavors
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Another in my line of Once Upon a Time based lip balms. Ariel's balm is based on fruits she might ... more

Belle's lip balm reflects her French heritage. Soothing lavender and vanilla suit her well, as she is a character with a rather soothing influence.
Ingredients: Palm Kernel Oil, Beeswax, Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Coconut Oil, Castor Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Natural Flavors .15 oz.
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Belle's lip balm reflects her French heritage. Soothing lavender and vanilla suit her well, as she is a character with ... more

A popular, fruity scent, Black Raspberry vanilla is loved by many. I love the bold pink and black swirls on this soap that go all the way through the bar.
My soaps are made with the cold process method (i.e. from scratch!) and contain none of the detergents found in most commercial soaps, which can be drying to the skin. The goat milk in the soap helps make it gently cleansing.
Handmade bars vary in size, but most of these are from 3-4 ounces.
This fragrance is phalate free.
Ingredients: Lard, Goat Milk, Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Castor Oil, Palm Oil, Activated Charcoal, Mica, Iron Oxide, Red 92, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extractclose

A popular, fruity scent, Black Raspberry vanilla is loved by many. I love the bold pink and black swirls on ... more

In honor of the way Charming went for coffee every morning just so he could see Snow, Charming's flavor is coffee. As I can't see our hero going around with strongly scented lip balm on, I've kept the flavor light. This also makes it perfect for all of our Price Charmings who don't want a lot of girly fuss, but do still need a lip balm every now and then.
My balms are made with all natural ingredients, and designed to nourish and soften those chapped lips. Premium oils are included in this formula to make a lovely feeling balm.
Ingredients: Mango Butter, Beeswax, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Castor Oil, Organic Natural Flavors, Vitamin E Oil
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In honor of the way Charming went for coffee every morning just so he could see Snow, Charming's flavor is ... more

This scent is a favorite of mine from a certain mall store. When I found a duplicate I just had to make it. With subtle swirls of green and orange this is a pretty soap with a very fresh, clean scent.
My soaps are made with the cold process method (i.e. from scratch!) and contain none of the detergents found in most commercial soaps, which can be drying to the skin. The goat milk in the soap helps make it gently cleansing. Bars vary in size, but average around 4.5 oz.
Ingredients: Lard, Goat Milk, Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Castor Oil, Palm Oil, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Chromium Oxide Green, Tin Oxide, Iron Oxide, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extractclose

This scent is a favorite of mine from a certain mall store. When I found a duplicate I just had ... more

This scent is a favorite of mine from a certain mall store. When I found a duplicate I just had to make it. With subtle swirls of green and orange this is a pretty soap with a very fresh, clean scent.
My soaps are made with the cold process method (i.e. from scratch!) and contain none of the detergents found in most commercial soaps, which can be drying to the skin. The goat milk in the soap helps make it gently cleansing. This bar is 3.3 oz.
Ingredients: Lard, Goat Milk, Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Castor Oil, Palm Oil, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Chromium Oxide Green, Tin Oxide, Iron Oxide, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extractclose

This scent is a favorite of mine from a certain mall store. When I found a duplicate I just had ... more

Exterminate dry lips!
I admit, I also love Doctor Who. A friend gave me this idea and had to run with it as it made me laugh. This balm has all the attributes of my other balms and is flavored with Cinnamon Ginger Mint, one of my favorites!
Ingredients: Mango Butter, Beeswax, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Castor Oil, Natural Flavors, Vitamin E Oil
.15 oz.
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Exterminate dry lips! I admit, I also love Doctor Who. A friend gave me this idea and had to run ... more

I struggled with a flavor for Emma. As she was one of the main characters here I felt I needed one, but she is hard to nail down. I stuck with Lemonade for a few reasons. #1: Life has thrown Emma a lot of lemons, but she has survived them and made more of herself. Like the old saying, she's made lemonade. #2: A bit of a nod the the iconic yellow VW bug. I hope they never get rid of it! #3 Lemonade has two natures, it is sweet, and it is tart. In the same way, Emma is not really sure of herself, her character can change and have many sides. Above all that, lemon makes for a nice refreshing scent and should be pleasant on the lips!
My balms are made with all natural ingredients, and designed to nourish and soften those chapped lips. Premium oils are included in this formula to make a lovely feeling balm.
Ingredients: Mango Butter, Beeswax, Jojoba Oil, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Castor Oil, Organic Natural Flavors, Vitamin E Oil
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I struggled with a flavor for Emma. As she was one of the main characters here I felt I needed ... more

Made with a fragrance oil, as buying sandalwood essential would make these bars insanely expensive! Regardless, this soap is a great men’s fragrance. I just can’t stop going by and smelling it. It is a very woody, earthy scent.
Ingredients: Lard, Goat Milk, Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Sodium Hydroxide, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Castor Oil, Palm Oil, Red Sandalwood Powder, Rosemary Leaf Extract
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Made with a fragrance oil, as buying sandalwood essential would make these bars insanely expensive! Regardless, this soap is a ... more

Fresh Mint Foaming Cleanser
Okay, so this isn’t a goat milk soap. However, I prefer a pump soap at my sink and I wanted a natural option. This is a liquid soap in a foamer bottle, approx. 8 ounces. It has only three ingredients. Distilled Water, Shea Butter, and Pure Essential Oils. It lathers up really well and gives a nice, clean feel. And the Shea Butter will leave your hands Moisturized. The EO’s I have chosen here are naturally antibacterial, so you get that benefit as well.close

Fresh Mint Foaming Cleanser Okay, so this isn’t a goat milk soap. However, I prefer a pump soap at my ... more

A.K.A : “Smell me Mom, I’m CLEAN!”
This soap reminds me of spearmint gum. It also has eucalyptus, which will lend it antibacterial qualities. This is an excellent bathroom and kitchen soap and I can’t get enough of it! It is colored a moss green with spirulina powder. Handcrafted bars will vary somewhat in size, but these are about 3 1/2? by 2 1/4? by 1? and average about 4.5 ounces.
Ingredients: Lard, Fresh Goat Milk, Olive Oil, Lye, Coconut Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Castor Oil, Eucalyptus Essential Oil, Spearmint Essential Oil, Spirulina Powder
All orders of 5 or more products from Udder Grace will receive a free product of my choice in their bag!
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A.K.A : “Smell me Mom, I’m CLEAN!” This soap reminds me of spearmint gum. It also has eucalyptus, which will ... more

I get asked fairly often for Patchouli in soap. So here you go! The ginger adds some brightness to the deeper notes that patchouli brings. All in all, it is a nice combo.
My soaps are made with the cold process method (i.e. from scratch!) and contain none of the detergents found in most commercial soaps, which can be drying to the skin. The goat milk in the soap helps make it gently cleansing.
Ingredients: Lard, Goat Milk, Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Castor Oil, Palm Oil, Cocoa Powder, Rosemary Leaf Extract
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I get asked fairly often for Patchouli in soap. So here you go! The ginger adds some brightness to the ... more

I really love the Grapefruit Bellini fragrance. It is ideal for spring and summer and just smells so bright and fresh. These bars are made with premium oils and have great lather, with none of the detergents found in most commercially made bars. They are gently cleansing on the skin.
This bar is 3.3 ounces.
Ingredients: Lard, Goat Milk, Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Castor Oil, Palm Oil, Kaolin Clay, Mica, Titanium Dioxide, Manganese Violet, Tin Oxide, Iron Oxide, Rosemary Leaf Extractclose

I really love the Grapefruit Bellini fragrance. It is ideal for spring and summer and just smells so bright and ... more

This green tea and cucumber scented soap is made with a technique I just love. That gorgeous pattern goes all the way through the bar, so you don't have to worry that your soap is "too pretty to use". The pattern will still be there! The scent is light and sweet, and the base recipe is gently cleansing, containing none of the detergents most commercial soaps contain.
Ingredients: Lard, Goat Milk, Olive Oil, Shea Butter, Sodium Hydroxide, Coconut Oil, Avocado Oil, Fragrance, Castor Oil, Palm Oil, Activated Charcoal, Titanium Dioxide, Mica, Chromium Oxide Green, Rosemary Leaf Extractclose

This green tea and cucumber scented soap is made with a technique I just love. That gorgeous pattern goes all ... more

The Faerie Kisses line is designed to be all Shimmer and Sparkle, with lots of pinks. It is designed to appeal to girls 8-14, though certainly others may like it as well.
This handmade lotion is made with my usual recipe, but the scent is fruit punch and I added a touch of pink mica to make the lotion pink, as well as some sparkles. The pink will not be pink on the skin, it just makes the actual lotion a little prettier.
Ingredients: Goat Milk, Distilled Water, Sweet Almond Oil, Shea Butter, Stearic Acid, Cetylstearyl Alcohol, Polysorbate 80, Behentrimonium Methosulfate (and) Cetyl Alcohol (and) Butylene Glycol, Phenoxyethanol (and) Caprylyl Glycol, Fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Fluorphogopite, Mica, manganese Violet, Iron Oxide
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The Faerie Kisses line is designed to be all Shimmer and Sparkle, with lots of pinks. It is designed to ... more