This is so offensive it boggles the mind. Feminization as a way to humiliate males degrades women unbelievably. Given to a woman, it renders me soeechless. Right to HR, and think kind thoughts of the EEOC and various similar state and local agencies.

I mean, if you are going to make an offensive report, at least make it look legit!

Now, THAT one is funny!

Agreed! It gets in the same type of jokes without being gendered - it cites "real man/woman" instead of just "real man," and the "reasons" were funny without being feminizing (i.e. insulting for men) or sexist.

Unfortunately, it's probably a lot funnier in the abstract - if I actually was complaining about something, I would be infuriated by someone brushing me off with a form like that

I mean, if you are going to make an offensive report, at least make it look legit!

Now, THAT one is funny!

Agreed! It gets in the same type of jokes without being gendered - it cites "real man/woman" instead of just "real man," and the "reasons" were funny without being feminizing (i.e. insulting for men) or sexist.

Unfortunately, it's probably a lot funnier in the abstract - if I actually was complaining about something, I would be infuriated by someone brushing me off with a form like that

Good point. It's amusing to read it, right now, when I'm not upset about anything. But were I do actually get it from someone at work, I'd become even more upset.