Bikini: Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson is another one of those hotties who's careers don't really interest me. I don't really like her movies and her shows mostly suck. She doesn't seem like a very good actress and I'm not interested in her personal life with Anakin Skywalker. She is sporting a super hot body, though, particularly when wrapped in a tiny bikini while emerging from the ocean all wet and slippery. Disinterest in her career aside, she is an undeniably smoking hot hottie, which in that completely ridiculous and completely superficial way, instantly gives her huge significance in my eyes. We're all so shallow in that way. An awesome body shows up and we shove all criticism aside. We should really start hiring ladies like Rachel to do our diplomacy in a bikini. We'd have all that mid-east shit settled in a week.