Re: My Scottish Horror Feature - Lord of Tears

If we get a couple more film makers here, I'm starting a labor union for the monkeys. They're yelling at me to demand 1 (one) banana and 1 (one) hot tea per day. They conceded they'll pay into the cappuccino fund.

Re: My Scottish Horror Feature - Lord of Tears

It would be great to have a monkey on the set of my next film. Even in the union, the monkey rates are low. Where do you think the term "even a trained monkey can do it" came from. Certainly a producer replacing a lazy ass cameraman. On my sets though the monkey has to be in uniform. I pay extra if he has a grinder box and dances.