Our Omnibus Budget. Pateii"e toM l.ia Ewectl'Cart La 'could not elape fjr (Learning of her. It is a mistake to suppose that tlie sun is sayprteu iu the sky by its teams. ' Wsry FpTtstmn re$ into a cover ef partridges, h make them 11 quail. Railroad contractors and marrie-i couple? uliuuld take pood care that the coupling' does not break. That ii bat which every one Triehe for and yet wants to get rid of as aoon gf obtained? A pood appetite. 'Jooh, did you find any ejers in the old hen's net this morninc?' 'No, air; if she laid any, she mislaid them.' The girl who unj, 'Oh. Charley i. my dirling; !' siw him nne nipht with an other fe'iiinlue, and doa't sin as much a she did. 'Thoo rainet in "this boom,' as the chap ssid whon the basin of w.itT wis thrown orer him by the lady he was serenading. - - What is the difference bewn the entrance cf a barn and an ovfr falkative person? One is a barn door, and the other a darn bore. One clcryman in Boston took fire hundred dollars in mirrhee f...

URBANA UNION ruuH Zarch 21, It T i.00 reir, pajaWe is ituM.. Addreaa, Cbbaa Ukics, Crba4,Uhi. ;Bifwof ler;i thtCniasof Hda Tfee Colon ol 3utetBOBeBvtr; ("tie L'tion of Likes the CrJoe of Limit State T the Union with llon ef trt SUte." THE CURRENCY CONGRESS HAS NO THE CURRENCY CONGRESS HAS NO POWER OVER IT. Ir the Constitution of tie United Suites were a lost Instrument, and it be came necessary to prove it contents by parol, there would be no difficulty la proving by ten thousand Republican Wivnesoes, that tit instrument gave congress power In express Urm 'to regu late the currency.' But fortunately the printed text la stUl extant, and on reference, we find that it contain no such power, and that it does contain clauses which forbid the entertainment f any such notion. In the first place, the Convention which framed th Constitution, wa ealled by the States ' to amend tie ar ticles of Confederation " and In doing the work assigned them, they copied the language and substance of the A...