Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

No, I am not talking about Michael Knight. I am talking about Bernard Al Bokes, or “BERN AL BOKES” as the Tubmail message title rendered it. I tried searching my own databanks and many external databanks, including your own.

However, I found no information about this Mr. Bokes anywhere. I even tried searching the databanks using variations of his name, including “Bernie Bokes”, “Bern Bokes”, “Bernard A. Bokes”, and so forth, but I still found no information concerning this man. Can any of you give me any information concerning Mr. Bernard Bokes?

I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

KARR Posted:

No, I am not talking about Michael Knight. I am talking about Bernard Al Bokes, or “BERN AL BOKES” as the Tubmail message title rendered it. I tried searching my own databanks and many external databanks, including your own.

However, I found no information about this Mr. Bokes anywhere. I even tried searching the databanks using variations of his name, including “Bernie Bokes”, “Bern Bokes”, “Bernard A. Bokes”, and so forth, but I still found no information concerning this man. Can any of you give me any information concerning Mr. Bernard Bokes?

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

MC Banhammer Posted:

WTF are you talking about, and why is this in Ep2 Discussion?

I received a Tubmail from “Untied Sosiety fr tge Suppreshon of Buks”, and I only wish to find out who “Bern Al Bokes” is. Furthermore, since I received this message during Episode 2 of this game, my sensors indicated that this was the best location to ask for bumistance. Do you understand?

KARR
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KARR edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Level 69 Hacker

I do not wish to go back to the slammer!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Right then. Moving from Ep2 Discussion to General RP, where you hopefully will be trolled the **** out of.

Also, consider yourself warned about trolling in non-RP.

My databanks indicate that “trolling” is the act of posting disruptive messages in order to elicit a specific reply from other users. I bumure you, MC Banhammer, that I am not attempting to “troll”, I am making an honest request for help. Do you understand?

I am the Knight Automated Roving Robot. KARR, if you prefer. I am the prototype of the car of the future.