Transcript

Panel 1

[Combining the enormous size and strength of the whale...]
Potato Whale GLOWER!'s
[...With the natural courage and tenacity of the potato the Potato Whale is truly the Ruler of the Deep...]

Panel 2

[But even this mighty creature is not without rivals...]
Squid shadow in background
[Another shadow looms out of the darkness. It is the Potato Whale's mortal enemy...]

Panel 3

[The Sausage Squid!]
Sausage Squid and Potato Whale see each other
[Brace yourself gentle reader, for we are about to witness one of nature's greatest conflicts: The Battle between sausage and potato!]

Panel 4

[The Squid strikes first, attacking with its secret weapon...]
The Squid SQUIRT!'s a cloud of gravy on the Potato Whale
[A jet of blinding onion gravy!]

Panel 5

[As the savoury cloud clears these mighty leviathans of the deep lock in a titanic, yet tasty struggle...]
Potato Whale locks its jaws around the Sausage squid whilst it ensnares the whale with its tentacles

Panel 6

[Blinded by rage, the two colossi spiral uncontrollable toward the surface, woe betide any creature in the path of this unstoppable melee]
Beaver: "Look, Steve, can't we talk about..."
Steve: "..Wait..Can you smell gravy?..."
Whale and squid fight, beneath the raft holding the turnip and Beaver and Steve

Fun Facts

Sea creatures come from more than one food group.

Sausage Squids squirt out onion gravy.

The Potato Whale combines the best qualities of a whale and a potato.

Sausage Squids and Potato Whales are mortal enemies.

The Sausage Squids tenticales are made out of strings of sausages (which are very hard to draw) - the number of sausages in the tentacles also varies from panel to panel.

A early predecessor of the Lobster-bee appears in panel one

Some sealife wearing hats can be seen in Panels 1 and 4 (which is the day's theme).