How To Get Him Clean Before Oral Sex – The SEXY Way

Oral sex can be awesome, but it can also be gross if he’s not fresh down there. Here are some sexy ways to clean him up before oral sex without him knowing!

When you’re talking about hygiene, it’s easy to get too technical with it. You want to scrub him all over and make sure he’s clean around his scrotum, his perineum and underneath his foreskin if he’s uncircumcised. If your lover sees you washing him up like a doctor washes their hands before surgery, he’s not going to be very turned on and in fact, it might just offend him. You want to make the hygiene process as fun, relaxed and sexy as you can. So here are five things you can do tonight to get him clean and turned on!

1. Join Him In The Shower While Wearing A Wet T-Shirt

This is probably a favorite of most men. You can guarantee he’s had sexual fantasies about seeing half naked women wearing soaking wet white t-shirts, with their voluptuous breasts and erect nipples peeking out from underneath. Seriously, this fantasy rates just below the Princess-Leia-In-The-Gold-Bikini fantasy for most men.

Take advantage of this instant turn on and use it to get him squeaky clean before you go down on him, without him ever knowing. Next time he’s in the shower, get completely undressed, and then put on one of his white undershirts, or a white t-shirt of your own. No pockets, no designs, no nothing. Just white, with sleeves. As he’s washing his hair, slip into the shower with him, allowing the front of you to get soaking wet. When he turns around and sees you in all of your wet glory, don’t be surprised if his eyes pop out of his head!

When he’s had his visual fill, take the shirt off and allow him to feel you up and get your breasts all soapy. Then, take his hard penis in your hands and soap it up while he moans with delight! Congratulations, you’ve just killed two birds with one stone and he has no earthly clue what you were really doing.

2. Surprise Him With A Sexy Smelling New Shower Gel

Next time you go to the store, find a shower gel that you find utterly scrumptious and erotic. Don’t hesitate to buy one or two bottles, especially if it’s on sale. Again, surprise your man next time he’s in the shower by slipping in with him, bottle in hand. Smile sexily and say, “I got you a new shower gel. I think it smells really good. Can I rub it all over your naked, wet body?”

You probably won’t get a “no” and if it has a great scent, he’ll like it too. Once he’s clean and you’ve got him toweled off and in the bed, make a big deal of how awesome he smells before enveloping his penis in your mouth. You’ll probably find that he uses your new shower gel a lot more often!

3. Let Him Catch You Masturbating In The Shower

This one is fun, but can be difficult to do if you have a notoriously unobservant husband. Grab your fave sex toy (or use your fingers) and head for a wet and wild masturbation session. You’ll start out solo, but with any luck, your man will join you before too long. Don’t be afraid to drop subtle hints about where you’re going, what you’re doing and how hot it will be for him to take a peek.

Once you’re in, make a big but convincing show of how good what you’re doing feels. Make lots of sexy noises, but don’t go over the top. If you sound like the girl in the porn movie who gets banged from behind, you’re not doing a good job. Make it sound sexy, but totally natural. If you get into it, that shouldn’t be too hard to do. Just don’t stifle your moans of ecstasy – you definitely want them to reach his ears.

Once he drops in on you, look appropriately abashed but don’t immediately close your legs or stop what you’re doing. Let him get an eyeful of the action going on before you look deeply into his eyes and tell him how much you wish it was him doing it do you. It won’t take much convincing for him to de-robe and hop in the shower with you, giving you both the opportunity to soap each other up and get clean before oral sex. Who knows, he might go down on you too!

4. Draw A Romantic, Candle Lit Bath

After your man has had a long, hard day at work, draw him a hot bath with candles. You can do rose petals too, but depending on what kind of guy you’re dating or in a relationship with, that may be too over the top. But don’t assume that just because he’s a man that he can’t enjoy a nice bath.

Let him have a few minutes to relax, perhaps with a cold beer or a nice glass of wine. Come into the bathroom naked, holding a shower pouf and either some of your new sexy smelling shower gel or your normal soap. Offer to wash his back and his hair to relax him. As you’re massaging shampoo into his hair and working the lather down his back, he should become more and more relaxed. Allow your hands to drift to his penis, which will most likely already be hard and waiting for you.

Make washing his penis part of your erotic soap down. Allow him to finish his bath for as long as he wants and enter the bedroom to find you ready and waiting. This is an excellent time to give your man a blowjob while sitting on the edge of the bed with him standing!

This tactic is similar to the shower gel tactic, but you’re going to use some shower only sex toys instead. Splurge on a waterproof couples vibrator or some specially designed sex handles that help couples achieve different sex positions in the shower. Make sure you’re getting a toy that you both can use. It’s really no good if you get a waterproof rabbit vibe or a clitoris vibrator – it’s like him buying a fishing pole for you. He’ll know who the “gift” is really for.

You can suggest trying them out before he gets in the shower, or you can give them to him in the shower. Do whatever feels right at the moment. As you’re trying out the new toys, make sure to get nice and soapy. Rub him up and down while using the soap as a lubricant, thereby washing his penis thoroughly and making him hard and turned on at the same time.

You may want to give him head or have sex right there in the shower depending on what sex toy you chose, or you can finish off in the bedroom. Again, do what feels right when it feels right and both you and your partner will have a lot of fun!

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