Caption Competition! Come help me explain my Friday night to the world

Okay, I know it’s a long time till 1st August, which is when my novel “The Summer We All Ran Away” will be published by the brilliant Legend Press, but I’ve had a glass of Morgan’s Spiced Rum and I’m feeling reckless. Best caption for this entirely predictable and totally reasonable outcome of my Friday night will win a signed copy of “The Summer We All Ran Away”, just as soon as I get my sticky little mitts on my author copies.

Here you go:

This promise is definitely being made while under the influence of alcohol, but we all know that everything lives for ever in cyberspace, so you can totally hold me to it in the morning. And let’s face it, if this is the worst thing I ever post that comes back to haunt me later, I’ll probably be doing okay.