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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

O-kay...Just guessing about the law here, but if this course is FREE, then the customer has no money at risk, right? So it isn't GAMBLING, right? So it shouldn't be subject to the usual rules that enforce honest games in a gambling state.

So the operator won't be in violation of any law if he fixes the training machines to let the customers win consistently if they follow some technique that he teaches.

Whereupon they truck on over to the company's regular gambling machines and try to put their new-found knowledge to work...

I've only played slots twice in my life but I don't recall it being all that hard to learn.
Don't leave your cup of coins on the floor. Decide if you want to push the button or pull the lever.
Always play an end machine on the main aisle because they're rumored to be set to pay off more to attract suckers.
Have I missed anything?
Oh, and after a while, quit playing and just watch the players.
Best show in Vegas that doesn't involve T&A, usually.