Lindsay Lohan Makes Not-So-Fabulous Return To The Red Carpet

What? We want to be nice, we really, really do... The Liz & Dick premiere was an opportunity for Lindsay to showcase a youthful, fabulous, head-turning look. The outfit was, indeed, head-turning but, unfortunately, for all the wrong reasons. Where to start? The bias-cut dress: an extremely unforgiving silhouette that (probably) only supermodels should attempt; the colour: a complete washout; the hair colour: ageing; the bejewelled cutout bustline: unflattering; the fabric: nightie material. Need we go on?

Oh, go on then, just one more: the dodgy hemline that looks like it's been sewn up by a 10-year-old in textiles class.