I was contemplating about life in the shower (like we all do) and about how our grandparents usually complain to us about things like "Back in my day I could get a pop, chips and two candy's for the price of quarter" etc.etc.
And I had no idea what my generation would say. But I found it "Back in my day trainers only went horizontal and vertical. None of this diagonal hullabaloo" that, or "To see a movie it only cost us 85$ none of this sacrificing your first born to Satan
balderdash"