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Penis wiping

78% Normal

I've recently started wiping the end of my penis with toilet paper after taking a piss, I guess similarly to how girls do when they've taken a slash. It makes sense to me as otherwise my boxers will absorb all the piss surely. Normal?

Totally cool.i ask my brother to do that because he smells like piss...but he says thats gay...i said would you like it if i smell like fish or pee. he says...oh thats dirty girls...i say...go clean yo pissy ass.

This has actually started to bother me lately! Finding myself doing that--but it's better than just normal: it's clean. Which is sadly a little rare among men.

The fact is: most men walk around every day with just a LITTLE splotch of pee in their boxers or briefs, sometimes, I imagine, staining out into their pants... because they DON'T wipe off, after. THEY'RE the ones who are f---ing a little sick! And sometimes, when you're unfortunate enough to stand close to one, you'll smell the f---ing pee--that's sickening!

The same guys, who don't wipe after peeing, are the guys I imagine give up while wiping their asses, even though they see fresh shit on the paper--becuase they've been "wiping too long" and "don't have all day." ALL this, in short, is why men tend to stink more than women.

I just started doing this. Everytime I pee, I'd give myself a good shake and I'd end up with pee spots on my boxers. It doesn't matter how much I shake or for how long. It's really annoying. Wiping Mr. Happy seems to help a bit.

I often put some toilet paper in my underwear for that reason. My damn penis has to ejaculate some pee ONLY when I pull my pants back up/put my dick back in. Sometimes, I try to trick it. I try to make the last drops come out, but it rarely works. I always end up with some drops in my underwear.

This is funny as my lady always loved this about me. I've been wipping since as long as I can remember, if not you will leak in your draws. It's no different then a garden hose, you shut-off the hose and you get after drips, all men should sqeeze from the top to the bottom of the head, and then wipe.

I agree. After pissing put it back in the pants. If you dont like it youre gay. Being gay is unmanly. I love being a guy and macho. I want men to feel like men. In my area its the same thing. Guys have to get used to wet stains.

I think its normal. nothing wrong with being clean. the after drips happen because the urethra is slightly u shaped creating a tiny reservoir which holds a little wee after the main flows over. this can be passed by firmly but gently pulling ur bell end outwards and lifting up behind ur balls a few times. this pic makes it easy to visualise:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Male_anatomy.png

followed with a final shake this should stop you getting dirty pee pants. but personally i love just sitting around in my dirty pee pants all day long :)

Its not normal. Its gay if you do it. After peeing dont shake the drops just slide it back into the underwear. It feels nice after you pissed. The wet spots cool your willie and it feels good. Guys love having pee spots in their underwear if you dont your gay.

I don't quite know what kind of retarded countries you guys live in, but amongst 'normal' people, you clean yourself by using pieces of paper called "toilet paper" after going to piss or shit.That's such a standard and basic hygiene rule to follow, that only idiots would not do it, as you would smell, stink, be repulsive, and risk quite a few infections otherwise.

As for wiping being gay... if being a dirty, stinky walking piss stand is so manly, then I'm surely gay!But weirdly enough, my gf doesn't complain!

I have been doing it since I was maybe 10 years old. I think I realized I had to do it because the doctor gave me some ointment to apply on my Tool; I believe it was because I never wiped it and I am uncircumcised so it kinda just went bad!

Everything is perfectly normal now, it was just an antimicrobial/antibacterial cream to clean up.

The worst is when I told my guy friends they would laugh and be like "wtf, why?" And sometimes I feel I lose masculinity by walking straight into a stall and urinating instead of a urinal. Sorry I had to put that all out there because I thought I was weird but trying to be clean!

yeah guys don't talk about this but now I do it everytime I piss I guess other guys don't mind piss on their boxers or their penises are too small but I always squeeze out and wipe. pretty clean person too

Maaaan!!! I heard about a few dudes who I know doing this, now for some stupid 'pissing' reason I've started doing it! forget about this post and ever hearing of this, dick wiping is growing out of control, don't become a victim of its wildfire spread! its like a yawn but with piss and paper.

I just caught my boyfriend wiping this morning, which prompted me to search the internet for the normalcy of this act. Although he's the only guy I've ever seen or known of to do this, and although eight of the nine people I mass texted asking if this was weird said it was, I guess I feel a little better knowing that this is not necessarily the thing that determines whether or not he's gay.