Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Katie6:02 pmmy roomie is telling me that she has never seen Home Alone or Bambi

Joseph6:02 pmPeople be stupid.

Katie6:03 pmhow can you not have ever seen Home Alone?!

Joseph6:03 pmStupid person is stupid.

Katie6:03 pm...you've never seen it have you

Joseph6:03 pmAll three.Even the gross one without Culkin.

Katie6:04 pmwait, you have seen it then?

Joseph6:04 pmAll three.Even the gross one without Culkin.

Katie6:06 pmoki hate you sometimes

Joseph6:07 pmI don't know how I can be any clearer.I've seen all three of the Home Alone series.

Katie6:07 pmFINE

Joseph6:07 pmEven the one that doesn't start Culkin.Which was terrible.

Katie6:07 pmrightokI GOT IT

Joseph6:08 pmAre you sure?Maybe I can somehow use Google translate to help out this miscommunication.Or maybe draft up a document and run it by my attorney.Or possibly just repeat it over and over again.

Katie6:09 pmi haaaate you

Joseph6:09 pmI'll live.I'll somehow cope with your hatred and get through this with my sanity somewhat intact.I'll probably attend sessions with a therapist so I can get past this hurtful event in my past and live in the present.I just don't know how I'll rest my head on my pillow tonight.