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Meet the Mets, Meet the Mets, Step right up and greet the Mets…

I may be a homer, but the Mets have some serious HOTT on their team. Join me as we go up and down the lineup of the New York Metropolitans.

Jose Reyes may not be a classically handsome guy, but there’s something about him. His smile is infectious (in a good way!) and he plays the game with such joy. He’s my favorite Met.

Carlos Beltran is one hot Met. He has dimples to die for, a beautiful mouth, and runs like a gazelle. Now if only he began to hit like Carlos Beltran again.

The D-Wright love is well documented around these parts. I wasn’t going to include any pics of David, since he was just named the Hump Day Hottie last week, but I love this picture: that smirk, the laughing eyes, and (of course) the forearms!

Carlos Delgado hasn’t been playing like Carlos Delgado lately. But he is still one good-looking man. He (like a lot of the Mets) has a great smile, and works the bald head like nobody’s business. Now if he could just hit a few homeruns.

Paul Lo Duca isn’t just a cutie; he’s a fiery player. I think Captain Red Ass definitely needs to have a throw-down in the Mets clubhouse – someone needs to light a fire under their asses.

John Maine is a pretty normal looking guy. But there’s something about his smirk. And of course, when a normal guy puts on a uniform, you know the hot kicks in.

I was ever so happy with the recent Tigers-Mets series. Hometown boys, including Granderson (curtis, call me) vs. unquestionably the hottest team in the majors. Then we followed with the Phillies and the delight you call Bacon Pants. Meow.