Lol, I bet all you fat-ass nerds have never gone into the military. I could walk into your house, slap your ass, and sit on your couch. And what could you do about it? That's right, absolutely nothing.

>>702761985>>702762430Why is your collar popped? Why are your boots not laced on right? And what fucking rank IS that exactly? Please tell me your fat ass isn't serious with this shit. If there's ANY chance you're actually in the US Army I can see your ass pulling out that profile paper every time a DS decides to smoke your lard ass for being a disgusting fat body.

>>702761985Couldn't hack it in the real-world, so you had to become a welfare queen with others to literally tell you what to do, every waking second, huh, faggot?

Must suck to fail at life so badly that you have to suck on the government's teet, not only for food, of which you look like you require quite a lot, but also for instruction on literally every aspect of your existence.

>I can't be a functioning adult in society, please tell me what to do! WAAAHHHH!!!!

People that voluntarily enslave themselves for pathetic pay deserve to be treated as cannon fodder. Enjoy dying for the interests of multinational corporations, you human pile of fertilizer.

>>702762430The picture isn't even you looking at a camera, it's you looking at your screen to make sure your webcam is taking a pic of your ugly mug, also a BG would be dressed in formal wear for any ID. Nice bait 5/7

>>702770642I think it was the perfect choice.>Money tab for Army ReserveThis was probably a douchetard that was super proud of his dad for being reserve so he was inspired to take these pics i his dad's old fatigues.

>>702761985Fat fuck cant even kneel to tie his shoes, thats why the laces are like that. Fatass has to bruise his knees with his fat feet to tie them. He cant reach around fat to fix his collar. HopeItsBait/10 because i could whoop his ass if invaded by him because he cant use any weapon, obviously his fat fingers cant function as such.

>>702771223i was in active for 4,11b here. i deployed to the stan and everyone who went on combat operations got leaan as fuck. we had a supply guy named brass... he gained 90 lbs eating whoppers everyday at BAF. wasnt talking shit to you btw.

I considered joining the army but realized that there was something wrong with every person I spoke with who was in the military. I realized that it was the deadeyed, humorless look in their eyes, as if I was talking to pod people.

Hey guys, high school senior here, just applied to the Naval Academy, gonna commission in the Marines after I graduate. Any advice for a new officer, other than not being a fat body and listening to my NCO's?

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