Saturday, November 29, 2008

We've returned from the Land That High Speed Forgot, so I've been catching up on all the blogs I read regularly. I should know better than to try to drink from a sports bottle while reading Go Fug Yourself, especially when they come up with things like ...

It's basically a hugely elaborate chastity belt -- poor Chris Brownprobably had to spend half an hour helping her peel them off after the show,possibly while she held onto a doorframe as he pulled as hard as he could in theopposite direction and tried to grease the wheels with hand lotion and saliva.And if that weren't a deterrent enough to anyone invading her personal space,her spiky bodice -- the sides of which appear to be barfing chains -- issomething I imagine strippers wore in Mordor. It's very overdone and freaky, andI can't BELIEVE she was willing to put up with chains thwacking against herPrecious every time she moved.

You know how sometimes you burp a little stomach acid into the back of your throat and it tastes bad and stings a lot? Yeah, turns out that happens if you laugh really hard while trying not to spit Crystal Light all over your desk. I gotta go clean out my sports bottle now.

I hope to have time to go through all of the Thanksgiving photos tomorrow, but here's one to hold you for now ...