I'm a Hutt in human disguise trying to take over the galaxy and I wasted half of my childhood blowing into video game cartridges. When I realised the word "bed" looks like a bed, my mind was blown. I sing the alphabet in my head when I look up a word in the dictionary and if it's dark I run up the stairs really fast because I think something is behind me. I express my emotions by typing random letters on my keyboard and if I die tomorrow, I want to be reincarnated as Matthew Bellamy's guitar.

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