It’s Time To Replace “Below The Fold”

June 22, 2008

I am really sick and fucking tired of using and reading “below the fold” to refer to the rest of a blog post that we dastardly bloggers force you hapless readers to click through to, so that we can record your motherfucking mouse click! So I’ve got a proposal: How about instead of exhorting our readers to continue reading our scintillating missives “below the fold”, we tell them to keep reading “inside the crack”? That would be totally fucking hilarious!!

More of my thoughts on this essential advance in blogging technology are inside the crack! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Jehosaphat, I just found you through Belledamme and love your blog. I never knew why we had o go through the “after the fold” thing – it takes on a whole new meaning. Check out James Reaney’s wonderful poem, “Granny Crack” here: