This is gameplay footage of Barbie's Dreamhouse Party, recorded by Rock, Paper, Shotgun. It terrified me. I showed it to my three year-old daughter. She stared blankly at it for a minute before softly walking away.

"Between two thick slices of white bread, you'll find a generous filling of diced beef in a tangy tomato and herb sauce...layered with cooked pasta sheets and finished with a creamy cheddar, ricotta and mayonnaise dressing." No, we won't. [Guardian]