Watermelonz

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Watermelon, also known as Niggermelon, is a fruit which along with chikins and Kool-aid, is beloved by niggers and monkeys alike. Watermelonz can be used 100% effectively to lure hordes of niggers. Aided by their large noses, niggers can smell watermelons miles away and upon sighting a watermelon, their fat lips start a-trembling as the nigger is powerless to resist its urge. The nigger has to attain and consume it, regardless of whatever they were doing previously.

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Origin

White males like watermelons too. But then again, white boys will fuck anything that moves.

Watermelonz come from vines that grow in the southeastern United States. Although niggers go ape shit over them, they are too fucking stupid to grow them themselves. Because of this fact, watermelonz are grown almost exclusively by beaners, who must take proper measures to prevent niggers from stealing them. Despite the formidable defenses put in place by Mexican farmers, niggers still manage to get their hands on watermelonz. Genetic research shows that watermelonz originated from southern Africa, which would explain its correlation with niggers. The unusual appetite that niggers have for watermelonz could be explained by the mere presence of watermelon plants in the nigger's native habitats, and the fact that watermelon plants are now found growing in many parts of the world beyond Africa could be linked to the way niggers will literally devour an entire watermelon, seeds and all, spreading the watermelon plant across the world through the slave trade, much like how some plants rely on birds and other animals to distribute seeds by having them eat and shit them out at other locations.

Seeds

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Watermelonz are full of small black seeds which can be planted in the ground to produce more watermelonz. Instead of using the seeds for this purpose, niggers spit the seeds at each other for target practice in preparation for future drive-by's. If a black chick eats a watermelon seed, it will begin to grow in her stomach, and start one of the two nigger-breeding processes (For the other process see Secks). After 9 months, the nigress will take a shit and out of her anus, a niglet will emerge and be born. If a black chick already carrying a child conceived in this manner were to eat another watermelon seed, another nigglet would begin to grow inside of the niglet that she was already carrying. This process would result in the creation of a Nigger Babushka which could conceivably contain any number of individuals. If this occurred on a large scale, every city in the United States would become like Baltimore or Atlanta. For this reason, niggers should be prevented access to watermelonz at all costs.

Natural Steroid

The Deep South's secret to growing huge, strong slaves (and large, fleshy chikinz)is out, and its a natural steroid - the very same substance that gives watermelon it's flavor! Seriously! Bodybuilders are now exploiting this everywhere.

Trolling

Niggers' love of watermelonz makes them very vulnerable to trolling by members of other races. Gallagher, an otherwise unfunny comedian, has built his entire career on exploiting the black man's love of watermelonz. Gallagher first lures niggers into attending his comedy acts by promising them free watermelonz. He then smashes the watermelonz with a sledge hammer, generating rage amongst the nigger audience members and lulz for the white viewers.