Stupid skateboard designs

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl "Will you marry me?" the girl said "NO!" and the guy lived happily ever after and skied alot and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted when ever he wanted.

Didn't the loaded hammerhead have a set of wheels like the wheels on that last picture? It had one regular truck and then the back had that wheel setup Similar tot he last picture. Could be wrong though.

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl "Will you marry me?" the girl said "NO!" and the guy lived happily ever after and skied alot and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted when ever he wanted.

freebord actually is pretty fun, but only if you have a massive hill. for instance I rode one down a 4 or 5 mile mountain road that you would literally die on with a longboard because of switchbacks. and it actually feels kinda like snowboarding. all the fun of bombing a hill with lower consequence because you can stop

Randomly got to a video of these on YouTube the other night. The guy who 'designed' them started rambling on about how his friend 'engineered' them, the reality sounds like the guy dreamt it up and then he proceeded to make his buddy in school do all of the work while he took credit for it. At that it took them SIX FUCKING YEARS to develop these trucks. That's an absurdly long time to develop such a simple and shitty product. I'm fairly certain I could weld and machine a set in a day if I wanted to.

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"When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy a mansion and name it "theabortionators estate" you can come an go as you please. Ill have a motorcycle in the garage you can run into a tree" -Kevtron

Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl "Will you marry me?" the girl said "NO!" and the guy lived happily ever after and skied alot and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted when ever he wanted.

Also thread reminded me of the Hosoi documentary where he was all meth'd out and trying to invent the "next shape"

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"When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy a mansion and name it "theabortionators estate" you can come an go as you please. Ill have a motorcycle in the garage you can run into a tree" -Kevtron

In my head at least it seems like it would be hard to turn. I mean the wheels are set so you can lean simply but to actually get a nice turn it doesn't seem like it would work so well. I'd be interested to try one and see what the hell happens though

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"When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy a mansion and name it "theabortionators estate" you can come an go as you please. Ill have a motorcycle in the garage you can run into a tree" -Kevtron

Why do people who have no idea about skate boarding pay other people who have no idea about skate boarding to build skate parks? like god damn even if i didnt skate most of these just look like they would be a terrible idea.

"I wanna land on Mars, you know what I mean? Fuck the Moon!"- T Hall HBO Interveiw

"I thought I had it figured out once, but then I remembered I was just on about 5 grams of wet blue meanie shrooms and the shower curtain's input could not be trusted. " - Huck Norris talking about the females mind/logic to his shower curtain

I've def seen somethings in peoples terrain parks that left me thinking the same thing. Maybe not that extreme, but still.

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"When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy a mansion and name it "theabortionators estate" you can come an go as you please. Ill have a motorcycle in the garage you can run into a tree" -Kevtron

Apr 5 2014 6:28PM

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