spidermilk:omg I went shopping for white pants today. 70% were skin tight and the other 30% were see through. Ready to murder somebody- didn't buy a thing. I'm not wearing leggings unless I have a dress, skirt, or long shirt over it...

OK actually this thread is making me feel a lot better about myself.

/sounds fat I know. sorry.

Meh, I play this fun game when I go to the store. It's the "How hilarious would I look wearing that?" game. Store employees probably wondering why I walk around laughing for no apparent reason.