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You: Are you a troll?
Stranger: horny girl?
You: Yes.
You: very
Stranger: lol
Stranger: grr
You: Rawr
Stranger: argh
Stranger: I am a troll
You: Thought so.
You: Obvious troll is obvious.
Stranger: obviously
You: Indeed.
Stranger: you gonna pay my toll?
You: How much?
Stranger: the toll to cross this bridge
Stranger: is to give this trol
Stranger: a pic
Stranger: of your hole
You: Do you even know what a troll is :/?
You: My nose?
Stranger: a troll is a creature of classic western fairytales
Stranger: usually resides under bridges
You: :/
You: naws a boy who thinks there a girl.
Stranger: of course, but I am a young hip memeber of the remix culture
Stranger: so I am blending genres
You: :/
You: So your retarded?
Stranger: no
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: pretty sure
You: Is mr stranger in denial?
Stranger: though I am failing history of japanese art
You: :/
Stranger: maybe I am retarded
You: they are kamikaze
You: They kill you
You: They kill themselves
You: You die
You: They die
You: I live
Stranger: look I am just a bored, shy selfconcious nerd who doesn't get a lot of dates
Stranger: help a brother out will ya?
You: Is that why u asked if i was a horny girl :/?
Stranger: NO, it was a social expirement.
You: Is that what you call it?
Stranger: of course thats why I asked
You: Ah sarcastic.
You: Maybe
Stranger: why else would someone ask
You: just maybe.
You: Because they want to wank over some words appearing on the screen?
You: Oh yeah
You: just maybe
You: if u went outside
You: and
You: did something
You: and
You: stuff
You: and found a friend
Stranger: did something and stuff?
You: and stuff
You: then u wouldn't be so nerdy
You:
Stranger: your statemnet is based on premise that being nerdy is the cause of the lack of social prospects
You: Pretty much.
Stranger: well, being myself has brought me plenty of friends, and a fair amount of happiness
Stranger: just no girlfriends
You: :/
You: Well
You: girls make the world go around
Stranger: so I should lie and pretend I wasn't a nerd
You: as well as your dick.
Stranger: to get laid, is that what you are saying
You: Yeah
You: Or
You: give up the computer
You: or the internet
You: for a week
You: and see what happens.
You: maybe you will decide to go out
Stranger: oh you are thinking I haven't tried asking girls out?
You: with friends
You: Well they're gunna say no
You: because
You: u don't take risks
You: like
You: do you talk in class?
You: or do you sit there
You: and be like
You: "The answer is mc2"?
You: in english.
You: Or
You: you could
You: err
You: gooooo
You: and#
You: rape
You: women
You: like jack
You: the
You: ripper
You:
Stranger: wow, you live in a black and white world don't you?
You: Naws
You: Im not racist
You: u gotta include the browns.
Stranger: not rascism black and white, one way or the other
Stranger: either cool or nerd
Stranger: and another thing. Jack the ripper didn't rape the women he killed
You: Naws he did rape them
You: he killed them
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