Except for the part about giving a no-strings $1,000 per month to anyone amorphously defined “low-income” or “middle-income,” I mostly agreed with the sobering look at the Millenial Generation I read on Sunday. (Christmas Grinch or not, for a lot of reasons a $1,000 handout is a bad idea. For one, who’s going to pay for it? Don’t count on noblesse oblige.)

Just the same, I urge you to read the dire financial deconstruction in the cleverly conceptualized Highline story by Michael Hobbes, “Millenials Are Screwed,” subtitled, “Why millenials are facing the scariest financial future of any generation since the Great Depression.”

Their “touchstone experience” is “uncertainty” Hobbes explains. He runs through factors like salary stagnation, job and housing insecurity, and other cratered economic sectors to project that his will be “the first generation in modern history to be poorer than our parents.”

As it is, one in five currently live in poverty. And they have at least 300 percent more debt than their parents — more about that after. Plan for retirement? Buy a home? Not even.

And as for all that free money, here’s the other problem. The definition of “middle-income” or “middle class” is increasingly in the eye of the bean-holder. Uncle Joe Biden once ridiculously asserted, for example, that an annual salary of $379,000 was middle class.

Putting Biden’s neuron misfire into perspective, per the latest U.S. Census data, “In 2016, the median household income for all counties ranged between $22,045 and $134,609, with a median county-level value of $47,589.” A more learned economist than Uncle Joe says based on that data,“middle class ought to be defined as households making 50 percent higher and lower than the median.”

That, of course, is not to dismiss with a straight face folks insisting through a mouthful of ripe ‘cru’ Beaujolais and Brie de Meaux that $300,000 to $400,000 annually is middle class.

Which brings me to something equally troubling, which is that millennials who are lawyers are smack in the throes of the same structural disadvantages Hobbes describes. Millenials earning a J.D. degree the past ten years have assured themselves of only one thing — astronomical student debt.

The survey was laughably replete with leading questions and agenda-driven outcome-bias. Knowing how these things work, the survey’s real purpose was to offer the tone-deaf governing board a fig leaf of cover for what they’re going to do anyway — no matter objections of the lawyer hoi polloi.

Happy then, the carriers with captive customers. Also for carriers — hallowed be the Nevada Bar since this insurance can easily run a few thousand dollars per year. But unhappy those who like Blanche Dubois will look to the kindness of carriers to resist the temptation to increase the cost of insurance across the board.

For Nevada’s millenial lawyers, it’s just one more structural disadvantage like all the ones faced by millenials generally. And as for the rest of us, time for a reassessment. Millenials aren’t entitled. And they aren’t slackers — they’re just screwed.