Lonnie Hutton allegedly tried to have sex with an ATM (Picture: Police handout)

Amid disturbing reports about a US man who allegedly tried to have sex with an ATM, before trying his luck with a wooden picnic table, Metro takes a look at other bizarre sex stories that you just couldn’t make up.

7. The guy who tried to have sex with a drinks trolley

A train passenger attempted to have sex with a drinks trolley (Picture: PA)

Andrew Davidson, 25, had consumed a cocktail of legal highs and alcohol when he attempted to have sex with a drinks trolley on a busy train in 2013.

He was seen humping the trolley while shouting ‘I want to kiss you, I want to f*** you’.

After avoiding a prison sentence, his solicitor said: ‘It is something that has never happened before and is unlikely to ever happen again.’

6. The guy who ‘tried to have sex with an ambulance’

The guy set fire to a packet of peanuts before he began (Picture: File)

Another 25-year-old man was arrested after setting fire to a packet of peanuts before appearing ‘to try and make love to an ambulance’.