In his biography, Ted Turner noted that the legend on his tombstone should read, “You Can’t Interview Me Here.” That approximates my feelings about my annual three-week sojourn in Montana, where, coincidentally, Turner is one of the largest private landowners. Montanans keep to themselves and steadfastly resist change: Witness a recent tsunami of purple-faced fist pounders outraged at the prospect of zoning ordinances. Forget the motto “Big Sky Country.” Montana’s slogan should be “No progress suffered gladly.” I say that in a complimentary way.