Nighties, teddies and see through gowns
Things that zipped up to the cleavage

And things that almost zipped down

Well I’ve been told about the quiet ones

But I never thought it was true

But guess who was dancing on tables

It was Cynthia and our Lady Blue

Glata was chatting up this bloke

She thought she was on her way

Till Pamela whispered in her ear

I think you’ll find that blokes gay

Samantha Savannah and Alison

Had all had too much to drink

They were drinking Russian cocktails

And seeing elephants so pink

Pamela, Barbara and Lynda

You should have seen them dance

Doing the actions to Y.M.C.A

And giving the young boys a glance

The ladies were roaring at the strippers

As the girls were ready with cream

The liquor still pouring was going down well

And the lads went a pale shade of green
Just then Lynn noticed something familiar

About all the Dream Boy men

I think I’ve seen those legs before

And that one looks quite a bit like Len

Barbie said come to think of it

That bottom looks similar to Joe’s

How the hell do you know that said Lynn?

Have you seen him without his clothes?

Girls come quick and look at this

You’re sure to have a fright

Those aren’t the dream boys after all

There the lads from the C.P. Site

Oh my goodness then shouted Cynthia

Will you just take a look at that?

I’d have expected that from young Dennis

But look where Jerry’s hung his hat

Then Lyn got the shock of her life when

Craig showed her was lies beneath

So she smothered his bare chest with oil

Then took his thong off with her teeth

The oohs and the ahhs came to a halt though

When the bartender shouted time

Now who’s going to pay this drinks bill?

Cos you’ve drunk 20 gallons of wine
Barbie, as dutiful Maid of Honour

Couldn’t stand up as she was so trashed

But she began to search for the money

And handed the barman the cash

The taxis were waiting, it was almost dawn

When the girls got a boot out the door

Then giggled and laughed at the blushing bride

As Lyn slowly slid down to the floor

The next day no one remembered the party

The hangovers, they hung everywhere

Pamela shrieked as she found a key and remembered though

That Barbara was still handcuffed to a chair

Flirting SMS or text flirting: it doesn’t matter what you refer to it as. What’s important is that text flirting can be your answer to easily making yourself irresistible to her. Texting serves at least 3 purposes: 1) since you want to be on her mind constantly, texting will remind her of you, 2) text messages are very helpful for re-establishing or furthering your connection with her and 3) you can almost always get away with teasing her or using playful banter with her and more often than not, she will joke around with you back.

Flirting SMS, and more specifically, using texts as a flirting medium for guys has gotten so common recently that in their 2010 Sex Survey, Shape and Men’s Fitness Magazine published these results regarding sex and texting:

* Sending text messages is the most preferred mode of contact couples use to get in touch each other. * Men use texts approximately 40% more than they talk on the phone. Girls text close to 150% more than they use the phone to talk. * Almost 70% of respondents have “sexted” before * Nearly 70% of participants state that they have been asked out through a text message. * Close to 50% of women and 30% of guys admit that they have been dumped through a text message.

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So if you still want to know if texting is effective for attraction, the answer is YES! If you’re also asking yourself how to flirt with a girl using text messages, here is a set of Flirting SMS texts that have proven to be successful for most other men:

OPENING:– Surprise!!!– Knock knock.– What’s my favorite little troll been up to? – I just made you check your phone for no reason. I definitely have you in check.– Hey munchkin, I’ll bet my weekend can kick your weekend’s ass.– What sort of problems are you creating now?– I am luring women to my house with candy, your pick: gummi bears or sour patch kids.– Hey, can you do me a favor and text me right back? Just say Hi or something. My friends don’t believe me when I say retards can text. We’ll prove ’em wrong lil buddy!– Hey princess, I just came back from the aquarium and I saw the cutest little fishy there and it reminded me of you.– I hope you have a smile on your face. If you don’t, just think of me!– Aliens are on their way to abduct all the beautiful and sexy ass people in the world! Don’t worry, you’ll be okay. I’m just sending you this text message to tell you bye.– I really miss you and want to see you, but this stupid security guard won’t let me in the zoo. Do you think you can escape?– Do you know a blue whales tongue is as heavy as an elephant?! That’s ridiculous. Gotta love Animal Planet on the lunch break.– I just saw your doppleganger!– You just popped into my head so Hi.now please stay out of there.– Anytime I see you, I smile. Whenever you walk, I laugh. Whenever you talk, I feel happy. I don’t know why, but retarded people entertain the hell out of me!

SAME NIGHT:– What a crazy fun night!– I hope you got home safe– Don’t dream of me when you’re sleeping…

ATTRACTION:– I got to tell you, among all the [first name] [last name]’s I know.you’re probably the one I like the most.– I’m not sure if you have a boyfriend, but if you do, he’s sure not spanking you enough!– Awwww, u’re so sweet. You’re making me get diabetes.– I just don’t think we should do this anymore. I’m more than just a piece of meat, you know.

COMFORT:– I was thinking of you.– Something about u seems to always make me smile.

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