i went to a funeral on the friday and spent all day out .. 11 till 11 , saw loads of old friends and get sooooo drunk

so fast forward to the saturday and me at te winter garden on glasgow green begging the barmaid to give me a drink at 4.30 and her inststance that the bar didnt open till 5 , so i had to mention i was the groom and i needed it for courage and not as a hair of the dog , so she gave me a drink then said "haud on your no wearn a kilt " , at which point i tipped her a wink and tipped her heavy later on .... much to the discust of the actual mrs Vivabob who was none too impressed