Cagey B:While that's kind of funny, I'm not sure what the ultimate value is of Bob Odenkirk and Bryan Cranston glowering from behind some meth fumes and a furry convenience store clerk is to a gas station Cinnabon.

To be fair, the meth fumes on the sign are thinner than the background of meth fumes that hover over Omaha. They're sending a positive message.

"I'm buying a Cinnabon... at the airport... I arrived at. You understand why that's extra disgusting, right? Because when you're at the airport you're leaving from, you can say, 'Oh, I gotta eat. I need some food, because I might be trapped in the sky forever, so I should eat right now.' But I've landed. The trip is over. I'm 20 minutes from my house where I got bananas and apples and sh*t. And I'm sitting on my luggage just f*ckin' eating a Cinnabon with a fork and knife."-Louis C.K.