Electile Dysfunction—The inability to become aroused by any of the candidates in an election

GOP primaries are coming up very soon, and with the way things are going, according to media outlets, it looks like many Republican voters are going to suffer from Electile Dysfunction in choosing someone to run against Obama in November. Of course, it does not help any of them with the fact that the press hangs on to their every word, or their dubious histories. There are actually some without dubious histories, but sadly, these guys are not the squeaky wheels, nor are they holding names that Tea Partiers are familiar with, nor are they “conservative” enough for them. It makes you wonder how conservative these candidates have to be to get on these voters’ good side? Are the Tea Partiers wanting to jump start a holy war to bring in that Second Coming they have been looking forward to for over a thousand years now? Are they wanting the whole world to become a desert just like the areas that the Cradle of Civilization, now one of the most uncivilized places on the planet, has become? Are they wanting to live the life of Mad Max, or anything else like any of those other 1980s post-apocalyptic movies showed us? I can understand the reasons for Electile Dysfunction, guys. Do the logical thing this upcoming primary, and use your left-brain to make your choice. You might find logic will overcome the disorder, and maybe by 2013, we will have some kind of wisdom in Washington.