MICHAEL JACKSON WANTED A FAMILY OF “HOME ALONE” BOYS

TMZ revealing Michael Jackson’s kids back up our theory about who the REAL father is. It’s been obvious since day one that these kids don’t share Michael’s genes. Maybe that’s one reason he keeps them wrapped in burkas. WE remember the days when Michael was absolutely besotted with Macaulay Culkin – after he saw Home Alone. They became inseparable. Michael didn’t have much in common with Mac after he grew up, but they remained friends. When Michael talked Debbie Rowe into having children for him, WE theorize that he also talked young and impulsive Mac into donating the sperm so he could have his own set of Home Alone children. There IS an eerie resemblance.”

At the time this was published at JCH, TMZ had a photo of Paris and Prince Michael looking a lot like young Macaulay Culkin – who we‘ve suspected was sperm donor since Paris’s birth. Since child actor Mark Lester willingly donated sperm for Michael, is it so far-fetched to believe that Mac would do him the same favor? Culkin has firmly denied being the father of Blanket, but what about the OTHER two kids?

5 Comments so far

I entirely doubt it, maybe it was one of Liz Taylor’s kids that did it for him!

By captain americaOn August 31, 2009 at

“BACK TO THE FUTURE” is also a good movie to watch.
……….keep it that way.

By some with common senseOn September 2, 2009 at

news flash idiots!!!

Maccauly culkin is BLOND and BLUE EYED. debbie rowe is BLOND and BLUE eyed. prince and paris both have DARK BROWN hair. and prince has almost jet BLACK eyes. there is no way 2 blue eyed parents would hair a brown eyed child. and its not possible for culkin to be paris father anyway. paris looks just like debbie and paris is about 4 shades darker than debbie and culkin. she has tan.olive skin not pasty white skin like those two.

By prttymnOn September 9, 2009 at

Can’t be Culkin’s. Gene’s don’t lie. But they’re only MJ’s in the way that he paid for them.

By kOn February 3, 2010 at

The oldest Prince just appeared at the Grammy awards. He very closely resembled Macaulay Culkin, including mannerisms, even voice. I don’t know if Rowe’s eggs were used, or whether she carried an embryo made with a donor egg, but the eldest Prince is the spitting image of a Culkin kid.

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