A Woman was Taken to Court for Having Super-Loud Sex. Yes! Yes! YES!

Ever worry you're too loud in bed, like Rosemary's neighbors? Well fret not my dears because Brit Catherine Cartwright probably has you beat…

According to The Huffington Post, the 48-year-old was slapped with a court-ordered ban on having loud sex after receiving hundreds of complaints, including one from her postman and another from a woman who passed Cartwright's house when she walked her child to school! The noises apparently sounded "unnatural" and like "murder"!

"The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain," said a neighbor. "I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it." Yowza!

"I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal," she said. "I didn't understand where they were coming from. I have tried to minimize the situation by having sex in the morning—not at night—so the noise was not waking anybody."

Cartwright has pleaded guilty to making love with sounds, and she'll be sentenced on January 18.

Do you think that having very noisy sex should be a punishable offense?