The groom convinced his best men to don balaclavas and storm the room wielding knives. Music similar to what one hears in ISIS propaganda videos played. Don't worry, it gets worse: The pretend jihadis then held the bride and groom by knifepoint and "forced" them to climb in a cage reminiscent of the one in which Jordanian pilot Moaz al-Kasabeh was burned alive. But instead of lighting the cage up in flames, the "jihadis" made the happy couple dance while everyone around them clapped and cheered because this was super fun. Did you watch the video? Watch the video. So much fun.

Reportedly not all guests found the awful stunt amusing; some at first thought the tomfoolery was a real attack. And it's unclear whether the bride knew about any of this in advance, but she was allegedly told beforehand to expect a "different" kind of surprise during the ceremony.

There is no social context for this event, no lens of cultural relativity through which we might fairly view such a wedding. It exists beyond all boundaries. It is disturbing. Beyond words. Yeah, I'm out of words for this shit.