Remember that the point of games is to learn. That's why they are most closely associated with kids, but it's never too late.

Fantasy baseball taught this English Major to run some spreadsheet shit and download CSV from Fangraphs.

Dodger broadcasts on get away day late in the summer. Still eatin' eggs and cereal when the pre-game with Al Downing came on.

Throwing a tennis ball on the slant roof and waiting for it to come down for over the shoulder catches.

The best fantasy call I ever made was Josh Donaldson. I had him as a star one summer when he was unowned in late August and still had catcher eligibility. The only reason I knew was I went to a lot of games that summer.

Draft players who are good at baseball. Deviate only when category demands.

Give every team you own a catchy name and find a reason to water that plant with regularity. Recognize the beauty in your failed projects.

This is fun.

I'm probably as dopey as the real players at the prospect of real baseball about to be played.

If I could choose one musician to play the national anthem on opening day it would be Louis Armstrong. He's dead I know but I've never heard him play it and my money is on nailed it.

If you want me to look at your team, post the team. Don't post a link to another site where the team is.
Have you given me all the info I need to judge your team? The number of teams in the league is a good start for the big overall questions.
Is your league H2H? Roto?
I don't know who's on your waivers. Don't just ask me who you should pick up. Give me names to choose from.
If you only have one team, post your team in your signature with the league parameters.
I don't know every single matchup for next week, so if you want me to choose a player for the following week and you think the matchups are important, tell me who they're facing.
There's more than one player with the same last name? Then spell out who you're talking about.
Thanks!