We, the black Delegation vote to trade Ben Carson

Remember when Dave Chapelle did that hilariously controversial skit called the ‘Racial Draft’. You know, the one about ethnic groups picking and trading public figures to officially be a part of their race? Remember how we all sat on our couches thinking, “man, imagine how epic this would be if it were real?!”… Well folks, maybe we need to make this shit come to fruition.

Ben Carson is the biggest joke in the black community since Kanye decided to marry into the Kardashian family. Like how does one go from dope rhymes and unapologetic blackness to trying to look like a 12 year old white boy? Really Kanye?

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Anyways, I’m sure we all heard about when the beloved secretary of the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD), basically told his staff that slaves were just immigrants who came on the bottom of slave ships and worked harder for less. I’m actually dead… like wheehhttt?

“There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder for less. But they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughters, grandsons, granddaughters, great-grandsons, great-granddaughters might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land.”

When Ben Carson became a brain surgeon did he try to do a test on his own head and fail? Like what type of ass backwards logic is that? That’s like saying criminals in prison just couldn’t afford regular housing so they worked hard to live in jail… like wheehhhtt?

I’m so disappointed in this mess. Like how dare you Carson? How dare you shit on everything that your ancestors worked for? Looks like this buffoon needs to pick up a dictionary, a few history books, a CLUE and a bucket of water to quench his thirsting for white validation ass! I don’t know about ya’ll, but I’m ready to trade in some folks that keep it realer than Mr. Uncle Ben Ruckus Carson.

I’ll take Tommy Egan from Power because he’s that white best friend we all wish we had.