Old-timers hate when teens wear their pants on the ground — and so do alligators!

Florida teen Kendrick Williams credits his low-slung pants with saving him when he was attacked by a gator outside his St. Petersburg apartment — because the ravenous reptile couldn’t grip his leg though his loose jeans.

His mom has been won over, saying, “That was the advantage of wearing baggy pants that day.”

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Maybe these cops should hire security guards.

Officers in Uddingston, Scotland, were left red-faced when a thief broke into their station house while it was closed at night and made off with their uniforms and radios.

The good citizens of Uddingston now have to be wary of anyone dressed as a cop.

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These nations really ought to consider upgrading to WiFi.

Armenia and neighboring Georgia both lost all Internet access for hours after a 72-year-old woman cut the only wire that connects the nations to the Worldwide Web.

The woman was scavenging for scrap metal when she happened upon the wire in a remote area and sliced it so she could sell the copper inside.