Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Zlatan Ibrahimovic stars as the Karate Kid, Pinocchio and Tony Montana. This week's winner is
Alexander Howard Jones, who pockets a free £100 bet with
Blue Square, while the second prize of a copy of
We Could Be Heroes, by Tom Fordyce and Ben Dirs goes to
Brian Corcoran. Next we want your takes on
Darren Bent. Send them to gallery@guardian.co.uk by 6.25pm on 11 Aug as a jpeg or gif, complete with a CAPTION. Anyone who forgets will be made to watch The Proposal

"Lifelong platonic friends Zlatan and Sam look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making a transfer together," titters Tel Supple. "As the deal unfolds, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought"

"Big game bottler gone, Big Cup game-winning striker arrived, and a
sack full of money to boot. Massimo Moratti pays Homage to Catalonia," says Rob Moline, who assures us that the arm sticking out of the Volvo is that of Zlatan Ibrahimovic

"Two girlfriends on a summer holiday in Spain become enamored with the same striker, unaware that his manager, with whom he has a tempestuous relationship, is about to make things a whole lot more caliente." And this left-field number comes courtesy of the bizarrely-named Coachie Ballgames