Twenty Years, Nine Months, and Five Days

That’s how long it’s been since I’ve owned a bicycle (give or take). A trip to Dick’s Sporting Goods changed that. We’re now proud owners of two, mostly functioning, mountain bikes. I say “mostly functioning” because the dweeb who was supposed to “tune up” the bikes before we took them clearly didn’t know what he was doing. He fiddled with them for as long as my patience would allow, which apparently wasn’t long enough to get them to shift properly. Who needs gears one through six anyway? Other than that, they work fine. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!