"Slackware is old-school Linux. Back in the day - before Red Hat seized the throne - Pat Volkerding's Linux distribution was the undisputed king of the hill. Many still use it today. By the time I started playing with Linux in 1995, or running my Web server with it in 1996, Slackware's slump in market share had already begun. I've tried a lot of different Linux distributions during the years since then, but until recently I had never tried Slackware. Here's what I've learned about Slackware while installing and using the recently released Slackware 10.2."

>Theo's barber had to pass a battery of core
>compentency tests as well as verify that there were
>no known exploitable vectors for infection in the
>entire process. In addition, he was only allowed to
>use scissors. Now that is truly off topic!

This is the hardest I've laughed in a while. The fact of which simultaneously increased my earning potential while decreasing my overal sex appeal.