This is a fictional story containing many things from Twilight Heroes, like certain heroes' names, as well as villains'... and... etc... xDI don't own Twilight Heroes, Ryme does, please don't sue me or any of my collaborators.This story is loosely based upon an ongoing roleplay in the TH chat.This story is also a parody, so OOC characters are supposed to be that way.Some characters approved the use of ther actual username (Hero name), and some haven't, 'cause I didn't ask them XD

Twilight Heroes: Amazing Tales

Previously on THAT:Chapter 1Chapter 2Chapter 3Chapter 4Carygon Nijax asked for mentos and cokeHis companions knocked him outGolaf is going to spy the RPCJozzyBot asked for a fancy latte

Charpter 5: Somebody has to know...

after being knocked out, Carygon Nijax wakes up in a room naked and...

naked! wait.. is that right? we're supposed to be narrating an all-family story, we can't have naked people walking around freely!Writter: hey.. stop that Narrator.. it's a written story.. nobody can see C-Gon naked!Author: besides.. they won't feel sorry for not seeing thatCarygon Nijax: Hey! I'm listening!Author: no you are not! you are unconsciousCarygon Nijax: no I'm not... the Narrator just woke me up

can't we just go on? Ok. where was I?.. ah.. right.. C-gon woke up in a room, an empty room, filled with a white and blindfull light...Carygon Nijax: where am I?suddenly, a voice started spealing from somewhere, like... inside a box.. or rather.. a loudspeakerVoice: Please Alien... relax.. we were running several tests on you to verify if you were a biological threat or notCarygon Nijax: Who is that?Voice: This is Susan Novak, I'm a scientist from Twilight University, please try no calm downCarygon Nijax yells angrylyCarygon Nijax: Relax??? RELAX?? I'M TIED UP TO A WALL!!!! HOW THE H*** AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX???Voice of JozzyBot: Hey.. sh'up or I'll shoot you again!!Voice of Crowid: Sh'up?Voice of JozzyBot: yeah.. it's like "Shut Up" but shorterVoice of Oiler: sounds stupid to me.Voice of Susan: hey.. guys.. he can hear you!!Voice of Crowid: All right.. how do you do this?.. do I have to press here?Voice of JozzyBot: no that's not the..Voice of JozzyBot: this one.. no!! the red one!!!Carygon Nijax: Hey stop!! just.. take me out of here!!Voice of Crowid: C'mon! if the kid was dangerous he already had cut our throats!Voice of Oiler: you're right... we should let him go...Voice of JozzyBot: NAY unless Susan says we canVoice of Susan: yes.. he's not a biological threat... so. let him outsuddenly a door opens, and Oiler comes in and unties C-Gon...Susan and the rest walks inSusan Novak: Hello Carygon Nijax, we have a lot of questions for youCrowid: And the only place we can ask them is in RPCHQ!Oiler: why? can't we ask him here?Crowid: we could.. but.. I want a coffee shot!JozzyBot: Yeah.. me tooSusan Novak: Alright, let's head to Jittterspout Coffeeeveryone walks away the room, leaving C-Gon aloneCarygon Nijax Runs after the partyCarygon Nijax HEY AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE IS MY CLOTHES!!

meanwhile, on LaSH HQ.Talk-a-tile: So Golaf, tell me, why are you here and not spying the RPC as I told youGolaf: Because I wanted you to know my group of collaboratorsTalk-a-tile leans forwards, interestedGolaf: here they are...Golaf points to a door that opensThe janitor is mopping the floor behind the door, looks at Talk-a-tile and Golaf and starts walking away slowlyTwo guys come in and sits next to Golaf.Golaf: Meet TheC4bin and EpochSodaTalk-a-tile shakes the hands of the two guysTalk-a-tile: and tell me, what are their special skills for this mission?Golaf: Well, TheC4bin is a crazy bastard, and EpochSoda is like one of those freaks, so... they will help me on thisTheC4bin stands on his feet, interrupting, makes some gestures with his hands, shakes his head, makes some weird noices with his mouth and sits backEpochSoda remains in silenceTalk-a-tile: Ok...Talk-a-tile looks kinda scared at TheC4binTalk-a-tilereally : I think you should be moving, do you know where are they?Golaf looks at EpochSodaEpochSoda clears his throat and speaks loudyEpochSoda: they were at Susan Novak's laboratory at University highsTalk-a-tile looks at EpochSoda noding and then looks at GolafTalk-a-tile: I'll trade you this guy for Raccoon GirlGolaf glares at Talk-a-tileGolaf: You won't buy me with a hat certificate this timeTalk-a-tile smash his fists in the air, dissapointedTalk-a-tile: Crap!

back on Jitterspout Coffee, Crowid glares at the narratorerh! mean... RPC HQ

JozzyBot, Oiler, Crowid, Crowus, Carygon Nijax and Susan Novak are sitting on a small round Table, all drinking a Fancy LatteJozzyBot gives some explanations to Carygon NijaxJozzyBot: ... and that's why I knocked you outCarygon Nijax: Ok, I'm a reasonable person, so I understand that.Carygon Nijax: Coke and mentos are a weird thing...JozzyBot grinsCarygon Nijax glares at the groupCarygon Nijax: Why was I tied up to a wall?Crowus brachyrhynchos grinsCrowus brachyrhynchos: Duct Taped actually, it was my idea, rope is expensive this days, and, since you are skillfull with a lead pipe I thought you might make a weapon from a rope as wellCarygon Nijax lifts an eyebrowCarygon Nijax: that doesn't makes any senceOiler: Well, when he told us it sound pretty Logical to all of usCarygon Nijax: Right, and Whose idea was leaving me naked?Crowus brachyrhynchos grinsCrowid: It was Oiler'sCarygon Nijax glares at OilerCrowid grins and whispersCrowid: He wanted to take you some pictures for his private collectionCrowus brachyrhynchos laughsOiler: Wha'? I told Susan that analyzing your gear would be a good IdeaSusan Novak nodsSusan Novak: Yes he did, and it was. I found high-level- Technology on some of your clothesCrowid: And I told her to analyze you, your skin, your hair, everything, so then we could prove that you were an alienCarygon Nijax: You know, you could have asked m...Carygon Nijax remembers hidding the fact that he was an alien in the first place and retracts himselfCarygon Nijax: no... you couldn't.. tee heeOiler slams his fists on the tableOiler: Alright! you know something! you f****** alien! now tell us!JozzyBot stands on her feet and points Oiler with her railgun totally annoyedJozzyBot: Be cool! Or I swear on God that I'll put a bullet on your head!Crowid grins and whispers to CrowusCrowid: And he was mad oneJozzyBot turns, faces Crowid and point him with her railgunJozzyBot: WHAT DID YOU SAY?Carygon Nijax stands, grabs the railgun's cannon, starts heating it almosts to totally melt it, and then twists it making it points to JozzyBotCarygon Nijax: Y'know.. I'm getting tired of your attitudeJozzyBot glares at Carygon Nijax, and sits backOiler now asks totally calmedOiler: So... will you tell us what do you know now?Carygon Nijax: yes, just ask me what do you wanna know

suddenly, Golaf, TheC4bin and EpochSoda walks into Jitterspout Coffee, aproaches the group and stand next to the tableGolaf: Hi! we are the new members of RPC!Crowid looks souspiciusly at the trio of new heroes and then asksCrowid: Oiler, are there your friends?TheC4bin starts making some gestures with his hands, shakes his head, and makes some weird noices with his mouthEpochSoda calls the waitress and asks her for a cokeCrowus brachyrhynchos: 'Kay.. I think they are Oiler's friendsOiler glares at Crowus brachyrhynchosSusan Novak: well... I want to ask why did you come here?Carygon Nijax: I came here to save youSusan Novak: Saving us from what?Carygon Nijax: From destruction...Carygon Nijax leans forwards and starts narrating his storyCarygon Nijax: "I came here looking for those meteorites you all have on your talismans.Those meteorites are made of a strange mineral... well, actually, two different minerals, Irrhodium and Xentrium...JozzyBot interruptsJozzyBot: Wait! Irrohdium and Xentrium? Time-Warping Xentrium?Carygon Nijax: Yes, Time-Warping Xentrium and Space-Distorting IrrohdiumJozzyBot: Space-Distorting?Susan Novak: Wait, so, are you telling us that Xentrium and Irrohdium are alien minerals?Carygon Nijax: Yes, actually, they are not even native from my planetSusan Novak: So, where are they from?Carygon Nijax: Do you know what "Black Holes" are?Susan Novak: Theoretically they are massive stars that collapses when their life finishesCarygon Nijax: yeah, with a Supernova, lot of energy is liberatedCrowus brachyrhynchos: but those stars collapse because they have an Iron nucleus, iron is a heavy atom, the heaviest stars can makeCarygon Nijax: yes, but those iron nucleus collapse again and gains a really strong gravitational fieldJozzyBot: 'kay, so.. what does "Black Holes" have to do with Irrohdium and Xentrium? Are black holes made of these materials?Carygon Nijax: Not exactly, you see, black holes have a really strong gravitational field, but, Irrohdium and Xentrium needs a stronger field to be createdOiler scratches his headOiler: I think I got lostTheC4bin starts making some gestures with his hands like explaining something, nods, and makes some weird noices with his mouthOiler looks scared at TheC4binEpochSoda: So... black holes, Xentrium and Irrohdium? this sounds like Sci-FiGolaf: So does your momEpochSoda: Wha-JozzyBot stands and points around with her railgunJozzyBot: Hey! Stop it!Crowid: You have two of those things?JozzyBot: Three actually, you don't know when a lunatic alien will melt your first oneSusan Novak shakes her head in dissapointmentSusan Novak: please, go on, you were saying that Xentrium and Irrodium need a strong gravitational field to be formedCarygon Nijax: after a certain period of time, the iron contained in the black holes starts combining itself with more iron and makes two really strange elementsSusan Novak: Irrodium and XentriumCarygon Nijax: Exactly. According to all the research we made, those elements are not even supposed to exist according to the chemistry and physichs universal lawsSusan Novak: then how do they exist?Carygon Nijax: well, that's an easy thing to explain...Carygon Nijax grabs a sheet of paper and starts writing a lot of mathemathical equations and symbols, and mumbles some weird greek characters and some weird constantsSusan Novak nods while reading the whole thing written on the sheet of paperEveryone else looks around confusedCarygon Nijax: In that way, looking everyithing as an entire system, the whole thing makes sence, the mathematical universe makes a perfect balance when considering Irrohdium and xentrium on these equationsJozzyBot nods pretending to understandJozzyBot: well, if Xent and irrohd are from Black Holes how do they reached this planet? or yours?Carygon Nijax: well, obviously you can't go to a normal black hole, grab a piece of it and come back...Crowid: Of course you can't! you can't right?Susan Novak: Not in a normal black hole...Oiler: what do you mean?Susan Novak: recently, the existance of massive black holes on the center of galaxies was proovedOiler: and...Susan Novak: theoretically you can actually travel to a massive black hole and come back...Carygon Nijax: yes, but... it is not the way how those materials arrived to my planetOiler: So.. how did they-Carygon Nijax: Galaxies crashSusan Novak: how?Carygon Nijax: when two galaxies crashes it means that two massive holes will be really close in a point of that colission.Susan Novak: yes, eventually one of the holes will be absorved by the otherCarygon Nijax: well... we found out that it doesn't happens everytimeSusan Novak: Really?Carygon Nijax: yes, one of the holes explodes and it's pieces fly away from the other black hole, like if they would be repelled like electrons and protonsJozzyBot: Wow! small black holes flying lost on the space???Carygon Nijax: No... Irrohdium and Xentrium meteorites flying around the universeGolaf: So those thing arrived to your planet?Carygon Nijax: yes, those weird meteorites have awesome propertiesGolaf: Time-warp and Space-distortCarygon Nijax: yes... those materials allowed us to improve our technology really fastCarygon Nijax sighsCarygon Nijax: My father helped a lot with it... he died four years after discovering the meteorites and the materialsSusan Novak: How did he died?Carygon Nijax: Apparently, Xentrium and Irrohdium can mutate the mitochondrial DNA... it gives a lot of strenght, and it makes you smarter... but it kills you after 4 or 5 years of high exposition to them...Crowus brachyrhynchos: Wait! you are kidding right? Mitochondrias have their own DNA?Susan Novak: Yeah, so does the organelles that synthetize the chlorophyllJozzyBot: So, a mutation on the mitochondrial DNA might lead to an increase of energy production, making you stronger, right?Carygon Nijax: Right, but not only that, the mutant mitocondrial also re-activate neurons, allowing them to make a lot more connections with each otherTheC4bin: Making you smarter... interestingGolaf glares at TheC4binGolaf: wait, you talk?TheC4bin: yeah, didn't you hear me?Golaf: you were mumbling all the timeTheC4bin: really? crappy fake teeth...Golaf: I guess I can't blame you... please go onCarygon Nijax: Ok.. after all of that... mitochondrias just die, and then leaves the human being without any way to making energySusan Novak: and that leads to deathJozzyBot: well.. if everyone is going to die because of the meteorites, we should take them all and put them somewhere safe, right?Crowid: you are forgetting something very important my dearJozzyBot: What?Crowid: Every single hero of this city posses a piece of these meteoritesJozzyBot: and? we take all of themOiler: just that easy? then gimme your meteorite pieceJozzyBot: are you mad? I could loose all my powers if I ... aw... I see...Crowid: It is not going to be easySusan Novak: But it is for the sake of all the people of Twilight, you must accomplish this my friends.Carygon Nijax: so... are you going to help me?JozzyBot: sure!Crowid: Count me in!Crowus brachyrhynchos: me too!Oiler: I guess I don't have a choiceGolaf: I think I should follow you a little longer to spy you...Carygon Nijax: What did you say?Golaf: I said I'm a HAT!

CS. awit until next chapter.. CS and a lot of characters have to come back!

Jozzy. I bet you didn't know abotu the existance of these "Massive BLack Holes" and that's why you thought that normal black holes had the mos powerfull gravitational field... Oh.. and.. by the way.. it's just a story abotu "Super Heroes" in a fictional City called Twilight! why can't I make up some things???About the reflexes... I kida assumed that it was clear.. if you could think faster and you were stronger, ergo, you get faster reactions

well... since the reaction and reflexes are managed by the spine -it takes less time to the electrical impulse to travel to the spinal cord than going all the way to the brain and back- i guess neuronal-sinapsis improovement won't help a lot

And.. abotu chapter 6... I didn't wanted to say anything about it but... you re the first one on asking... ever... so.. there it goes:NEXT ON THAT- try to imagine one of those guys who tells you the "Next season" movies narrating this-

The team faces a challengeConvincing every hero is not going to be easy!Cheating Shade reappears to defend the team from an unexpected attackThere's a secret hidden in Shiloh Sanatarium... and they have to find out what is it...