]]>Alex Choihttps://www.buzzfeed.com/alexchoi/these-people-got-their-heads-made-into-cakes-and-had-to-eatSat, 06 May 2017 11:01:04 -0400"That's really disconcerting."alexchoinonadultMen Are Stealing Their Girlfriends' Head-Wraps Because They're Fed Up With Their Hoodies Being Stolenhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/victoriasanusi/issa-wrap?utm_term=4ldqpia
#TakeHerHoodie got taken to a whole new level.

This is 22-year-old Marquis McNeil: He's a student and works part-time in a restaurant. Here he is with his girlfriend – they have been together for one year.

Supplied.

McNeil told BuzzFeed News: “I’ve lost dozens of hoodies [to her] and I refuse to lose anymore without collateral." Last summer some guys were fed up with this behaviour and decided to take their girlfriends' hoodies, but McNeil decided to do something different...

]]>Niki Anghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/nicolaang/can-you-be-a-queer-christianFri, 16 Sep 2016 18:01:03 -0400Also we shave Niki's head.nicolaangnonadultThese Ladies Went Bald For A Day And Stunted So Hardhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/fkransome/these-ladies-went-bald-for-a-day-and-rocked-it?utm_term=4ldqpia
“We both have very cute heads.”

Long hair is a common stereotype in defining women's beauty. But many women are bald — either by choice or circumstance. So, Ladylike decided to see what it would be like to go bald for an entire day:

The ladies were guided by Becky, who shaved her head after being diagnosed with alopecia.

And Jazzmyne, who wanted to explore her confidence and represent a different look for the younger generation.

]]>Freddie Ransomehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/fkransome/these-ladies-went-bald-for-a-day-and-rocked-itSun, 07 Aug 2016 14:01:03 -0400"We both have very cute heads."fkransomenonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultSLAYYYY.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultSince Chantel and Freddie are superstars (literally), this little gem was found on IG.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultNatural Hair Vs. The Permhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/zackevans/natural-hair-vs-the-perm?utm_term=4ldqpia
“You need to know the truth, Shanice! YOU NEED TO KNOW IT!”

]]>Zack Evanshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/zackevans/natural-hair-vs-the-permFri, 05 Aug 2016 13:01:03 -0400"You need to know the truth, Shanice! YOU NEED TO KNOW IT!"zackevansnonadultSome Puppies Poked Their Heads Through A Wall And Made A Lot Of People Happyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/these-three-shiba-inus-poked-their-heads-through-a-wall-to-s?utm_term=4ldqpia
What good little pups.

At the weekend, Twitter user @Vocal_YURI was hanging about in Nagasaki, Japan, when they came across an incredible thing.

"I caught something wriggling in the corner of my sight, and when I looked, they were the woof woofs! I was actually kinda surprised… But they’re so cute..."

@Vocal_YURI / Twitter

AHHHHH.

@Vocal_YURI / Twitter

Yep.

@Vocal_YURI / Twitter

That's three pups with their heads shoved through a wall.

]]>Rachael Krishnahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/these-three-shiba-inus-poked-their-heads-through-a-wall-to-sTue, 02 Aug 2016 07:26:13 -0400What good little pups.krishrachnonadult"I caught something wriggling in the corner of my sight, and when I looked, they were the woof woofs! I was actually kinda surprised… But they’re so cute..."nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultIf you can't see the signup box above, just <a href="http://newsletters.buzzfeed.com/h/t/8DB359283B318648">go here to sign up</a>!nonadultHow Much Of A Dickhead Are You?https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/your-nickname-shall-be-unicorn?utm_term=4ldqpia
Is the dick on your head bigger than the one in your pants?

The sample size is small, but the evidence suggests that SpongeBob is mediocre at giving head.

]]>Angelo Spagnolohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/angelospagnolo/a-serious-investigation-into-spongebobs-sexual-practicesThu, 16 Jun 2016 19:01:04 -0400I'm sorry.angelospagnolononadultThe meme above shows just one example of this, with two different instances of SpongeBob appearing to perform fellatio on Squidward. Hmm.nonadultIn the first image Squidward appears to be having a pleasurable experience. The second image is unclear. Squidward seems to be struggling, but maybe he just ejaculated, and SpongeBob is <a href="http://img.ifcdn.com/images/74a053f733a4d0c28387b7f91a5cf6910fb88d575a7c709f9b1de44f239e927c_1.jpg">continuing to suck on the penis,</a> creating an intense and uncomfortable sensation.nonadultThe doctor's expression indicates some initial trepidation followed by relieved pleasure.nonadultnonadultThe theme song states SpongeBob is "absorbent and yellow and porous." Basically, the perfect receptacle for semen.
But it is unclear if the inside of his mouth is soft and moist like a human mouth, or rough and scratchy like a sea sponge.
SpongeBob <i>does</i> have the ability to move with extreme rapidity and is known for his intense enthusiasm, both of which could be advantageous when applied to blowjobs.
Again, the evidence is inconclusive.nonadultnonadultCan You Guess If These Brain Facts Are True Or False?https://www.buzzfeed.com/tigersouvannakoumane/can-you-guess-if-these-brain-facts-are-true-or-false?utm_term=4ldqpia
How much do you know about your brain?

]]>Tiger Souvannakoumanehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/tigersouvannakoumane/can-you-guess-if-these-brain-facts-are-true-or-falseSun, 05 Jun 2016 11:01:05 -0400How much do you know about your brain?tigersouvannakoumanenonadultThis Guy's Brother And Wife Competed To See Who Knew Him Besthttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanimbrey/does-your-brother-know-you-better-than-your-wife-amber-vs-jo?utm_term=4ldqpia
“I knew Tyler through every relationship he’s ever been in… not just this one!”

]]>Jordan Imbreyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanimbrey/does-your-brother-know-you-better-than-your-wife-amber-vs-joFri, 20 May 2016 21:01:03 -0400“I knew Tyler through every relationship he’s ever been in… not just this one!”jordanimbreynonadultO.J. Simpson Doesn't Approve Of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s Head Size On "American Crime Story"https://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/oj-simpson-doesnt-think-cuba-gooding-jrs-head-is-big-enough?utm_term=4ldqpia
I mean.

Forget about the fact that he's an Oscar-winning actor, O.J. Simpson thinks Cuba Gooding Jr.'s head isn't big enough to portray him in FX's newest hit The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story.

FX / BuzzFeed

"He can't watch it, but he's heard a lot about it. O.J. ... says [Gooding's] not tall enough and his head is too small. O.J. has a huge head."

]]>Christian Zamorahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/oj-simpson-doesnt-think-cuba-gooding-jrs-head-is-big-enoughWed, 24 Feb 2016 12:40:41 -0500I mean.christianzamoranonadultnonadult<blockquote>"He can't watch it, but he's heard a lot about it. O.J. ... says [Gooding's] not tall enough and his head is too small. O.J. has a huge head."</blockquote>nonadultnonadultBlake Griffin Punched A Dude In The Headhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/keithhabersberger/blake-griffin-punched-a-dude-in-the-head?utm_term=4ldqpia
I guess Toronto brings out the worst in people…

So, Becky did what most women would: She started experimenting with hairstyles that would cover the places where she was losing hair.

]]>Becky Catherine Harrishttps://www.buzzfeed.com/beckycatherineharris/what-it-felt-like-to-lose-my-hair-from-alopeciaSat, 16 Jan 2016 09:01:05 -0500"I truly felt natural beauty and my femininity were at stake."beckycatherineharrisnonadultnonadultnonadultAnd for any girl going through high school, they know that finding security in yourself is hard enough, never mind battling an autoimmune disease on top of that.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultMemory Losshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/zackevans/memory-loss?utm_term=4ldqpia
It’s all coming back to me!

]]>Zack Evanshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/zackevans/memory-lossSat, 28 Nov 2015 13:01:08 -0500It's all coming back to me!zackevansnonadultHotline Bling Cat Will Give You Lifehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahburton/glasses-of-milk-out-on-the-dance-floor?utm_term=4ldqpia
The best thing you will see all day.

A cat bopping his head to Drake's "Hotline Bling"? We are all truly lucky, very #blessed people.

♫♪ You used to meow me on my cell phone♫

♫♪Late night when you need my purrs♪

"That's pawsome." - Drake (probably)

]]>Sarah Burtonhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahburton/glasses-of-milk-out-on-the-dance-floorFri, 06 Nov 2015 15:34:00 -0500The best thing you will see all day.sarahburtonnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultWhen You Realize You're Telling A Bad Storyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisreinacher/when-you-realize-youre-telling-a-bad-story?utm_term=4ldqpia
And then I found a dollar…?

]]>Chris Reinacherhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisreinacher/when-you-realize-youre-telling-a-bad-storyWed, 15 Jul 2015 14:21:21 -0400<b>And then I found a dollar...?</b>chrisreinachernonadultMen Talk About Their First Lovehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanimbrey/men-talk-about-their-first-love?utm_term=4ldqpia
“When we did meet in person, it was at Camp Snoopy.”

]]>Jordan Imbreyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanimbrey/men-talk-about-their-first-loveTue, 02 Jun 2015 21:20:20 -0400<b>“When we did meet in person, it was at Camp Snoopy.”</b>jordanimbreynonadultSlipknot Guitarist Mick Thomson Stabbed In The Head By His Brotherhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/slipknot-guitarist-mick-thomson-stabbed-in-the-hea?utm_term=4ldqpia
Police said the brothers appeared to be intoxicated when officers attended the scene. They were taken to a local hospital in separate ambulances.

Slipknot guitarist Mick Thomson has been taken to hospital after getting into a knife fight with his brother, according to local news reports.

The 41-year-old sustained a stab wound to the back of the head in the early hours of Wednesday, KCCI8 News reported.

Police told KCCI8 News that Thomson and his brother Andrew, 35, were involved in an altercation inside the musician’s home in Clive, Iowa, that spilled out into the front yard.

Brian O'sullivan / EMPICS Entertainment

Police said both men appeared intoxicated when officers attended the scene at Northwest 129th Street.

The brothers were taken to a local hospital in separate ambulances, having suffered serious, but non life-threatening, injuries, the Des Moines Register reported.

Police said an investigation into the incident was ongoing and no charges had been filed.

]]>Richard Jameshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/richardhjames/slipknot-guitarist-mick-thomson-stabbed-in-the-heaThu, 12 Mar 2015 05:55:33 -0400<b>Police said the brothers appeared to be intoxicated when officers attended the scene.</b> They were taken to a local hospital in separate ambulances.richardhjamesnonadultThe 41-year-old sustained a stab wound to the back of the head in the early hours of Wednesday, <a href="http://www.kcci.com/news/brothers-injured-in-earlymorning-knife-fight/31732920">KCCI8 News</a> reported.
Police told KCCI8 News that Thomson and his brother Andrew, 35, were involved in an altercation inside the musician’s home in Clive, Iowa, that spilled out into the front yard.nonadultThe brothers were taken to a local hospital in separate ambulances, having suffered serious, but non life-threatening, injuries, the <a href="http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2015/03/11/report-says-drunken-brothers-injure-knife-fight/70143556/"><i>Des Moines Register</i></a> reported.
Police said an investigation into the incident was ongoing and no charges had been filed.nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThings Gingers Are Tired Of Hearinghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jordanimbrey/things-gingers-are-tired-of-hearing?utm_term=4ldqpia
“Can you teach us an Irish drinking song?”

]]>Mike Rosehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/mikerose/facts-every-music-lover-should-knowSun, 25 Jan 2015 12:20:55 -0500<b>Here’s how hit songs become hit songs.</b>mikerosenonadultnonadultnonadult11 Problems Only People With Big Heads Will Understandhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/patchesrward/11-problems-only-people-with-big-heads-will-understand?utm_term=4ldqpia
The struggle to put on a hat is real.

]]>Patrick Wardhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/patchesrward/11-problems-only-people-with-big-heads-will-understandMon, 17 Nov 2014 20:28:41 -0500<b>The struggle to put on a hat is real.</b>patchesrwardadult17 Things That People With Massive Heads Can Simply Never Dohttps://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/things-that-people-with-massive-heads-can-simply-never-do?utm_term=4ldqpia
Bought me a new hat? Just watch as it stretches and rips over my humongous noggin.

And the ones that do fit look really tiny on your massive head.

Only size XXXL cycling helmets can accommodate your cranium.

And good luck finding glasses that will stretch around the entire width of that barnet.

]]>Tabatha Leggetthttps://www.buzzfeed.com/tabathaleggett/things-that-people-with-massive-heads-can-simply-never-doMon, 10 Nov 2014 10:21:36 -0500<b>Bought me a new hat?</b> Just watch as it stretches and rips over my humongous noggin.tabathaleggettnonadultYou're Running Wronghttps://www.buzzfeed.com/hillarylevine/youre-running-wrong
That is, if you’re running at all.

]]>Hillary Lauren Levinehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/hillarylevine/youre-running-wrongTue, 02 Sep 2014 17:14:19 -0400<b>That is, if you&#39;re running at all.</b>hillarylevinenonadultA Bronx Man Decapitated Himself In Broad Daylight With A Chain And His SUVhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/a-bronx-man-decapitated-himself-monday-with-a-chain-and-his
The man committed suicide by severing his own head at about 9:35 a.m. ET Monday.

A Google image of Hunts Point, the Bronx, near the spot where a man killed himself Monday.

The incident happened around 9:35 a.m. in Hunts Point, near the intersection of Randall and Longfellow avenues.

This post is developing.

]]>Jim Dalrymple IIhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jimdalrympleii/a-bronx-man-decapitated-himself-monday-with-a-chain-and-hisMon, 01 Sep 2014 21:01:19 -0400<b>The man committed suicide by severing his own head at about 9:35 a.m. ET Monday.</b>jimdalrympleiinonadultA Google image of Hunts Point, the Bronx, near the spot where a man killed himself Monday.nonadultThe man was identified as Tomas Rivera, 51, of Port Jervis, New York.nonadultThe man reportedly tied a chain to an electric pole, and also to his head. He then climbed inside his white 2005 Honda Pilot and hit the gas.
Police said the resulting force ripped the man's head off, and he died at the scene. His out-of-control car speeded down the street and crashed into a stationary vehicle.
The impact caused his body to be <a href="http://nypost.com/2014/09/01/man-beheaded-in-gruesome-bronx-suicide/">ejected from the car</a> onto the street.
He was 51 years old, but officers did not release his name.
The incident happened around 9:35 a.m. in Hunts Point, near the intersection of Randall and Longfellow avenues.
<i>This post is developing.</i>nonadult13 Thoughts To Nuke Your Brainhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/nickkubinski/13-thoughts-to-nuke-your-brain
Prepare yourself for a fact blitzkrieg!

]]>Nick Kubinskihttps://www.buzzfeed.com/nickkubinski/13-thoughts-to-nuke-your-brainSun, 24 Aug 2014 13:49:38 -0400<b>Prepare yourself for a fact blitzkrieg!</b>nickkubinskinonadultThe 19 Most Important Things Leonardo DiCaprio Has Worn On His Headhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-most-important-things-leonardo-dicaprio-has-worn-on-h
What joy it is to be a hat on his head.

The beige newsboy cap.

Fameflynet Pictures

The beige newsboy cap with white lines.

Fameflynet Pictures

The linen newsboy cap.

Fameflynet Pictures

The linen newsboy cap + black mask w/ sunglasses over it combo.

]]>Lauren Yapalaterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/the-most-important-things-leonardo-dicaprio-has-worn-on-hThu, 05 Jun 2014 17:45:24 -0400<b>What joy it is to be a hat on his head.</b>lyapalaternonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultTaylor Swift Headbanged Her Heart Out During Her Grammys Performancehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/taylor-swift-headbanged-her-heart-out-during-her-grammys-per
Scared for her neck.

]]>Andrew Gauthierhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewgauthier/why-does-my-body-do-thatSun, 29 Sep 2013 17:45:40 -0400<b>Seriously, why do my fingers get pruney?</b> And what about brain freeze?andrewgauthiernonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultThis video illustrates why you get the chills, pins and needles, pruney fingers, brain freeze, and a grumbling stomach. Also, that weird falling sensation when you&#39;re about to fall asleep.nonadultThe Most Horrifying Reason You Could Possibly Have A Headache Leads The Daily Linkshttps://www.buzzfeed.com/rsultan/the-most-horrifying-thing-that-could-possibly-happen-to-your
Plus the first edible iPhone case, 21 actors who were on Sex and the City before you knew who they were, and more advice from the craziest sorority girl ever.

]]>Raymond Sultanhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/rsultan/the-most-horrifying-thing-that-could-possibly-happen-to-yourTue, 16 Jul 2013 19:20:12 -0400<b>Plus the first edible iPhone case, 21 actors who were on <i>Sex and the City</i> before you knew who they were, and more advice from the craziest sorority girl ever.</b>rsultannonadultLeonardo DiCaprio Might Be A Human Puppyhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/leonardo-dicaprio-might-be-a-human-puppy
Please observe the evidence below.

Exhibit A: Likes to hang head out of window

Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI

Exhibit B: Loves to feel the breeze

Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI

Exhibit C: Enjoys this a lot

Raef-Ramirez/AKM-GSI

Exhibit D: Observes potential mate's butt

]]>Lauren Yapalaterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/leonardo-dicaprio-might-be-a-human-puppyFri, 26 Apr 2013 11:58:32 -0400<b>Please observe the evidence below.</b>lyapalaternonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultMeet Zelda, The Most Patient Border Collie In The Worldhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/seancurry1/meet-zelda-the-most-patient-border-collie-in-the-world
Redditor becdawn taught her dog how to resist every evolutionary impulse programmed into her to eat whatever delicious thing is on her head.

Damn, Zelda, that's some control.

How are you keeping that orange on your head?

And that tennis ball?! I have thumbs and I can't hold a tennis ball that well.

Alright, take it easy.

]]>Sean Curryhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/seancurry1/meet-zelda-the-most-patient-border-collie-in-the-worldWed, 13 Feb 2013 11:14:49 -0500<strong>Redditor <a href="http://www.reddit.com/user/becdawn">becdawn</a> taught her dog how to resist every evolutionary impulse programmed into her to eat whatever delicious thing is on her head.</strong>seancurry1nonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultHT to Zelda's crazy thread at <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/18f8ye/my_dog_zelda_balances_things_on_her_head/">reddit</a>.nonadultDaniel Radcliffe Looks Delightful With Horns On His Headhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/daniel-radcliffe-looks-delightful-with-horns-on-hi
He’s horny! HAHA. Horns, get it! He looks horny! WOAHHH Daniel, put those away! Really wearing your feeling on your head now are you Dan? Horny.

And now serious.

]]>Lauren Yapalaterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/daniel-radcliffe-looks-delightful-with-horns-on-hiWed, 03 Oct 2012 16:40:00 -0400<b>He&#39;s horny!</b> HAHA. Horns, get it! He looks horny! WOAHHH Daniel, put those away! Really wearing your feeling on your head now are you Dan? Horny.lyapalaternonadultnonadultnonadultnonadultnonadult<small>Photos: AKM-GSI</small>nonadultKristin Chenoweth Is OKAY!https://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/kristin-chenoweth-is-okay
After an on set injury, she has been released from the hospital.

Jemal Countess / Getty Images

On Wednesday afternoon, Chenoweth was rushed to Bellevue hospital in Manhattan following an accident on the set of "The Good Wife," where she is filming an appearance on the show.

She was hit in the head by lighting equipment, TMZ reported the story online:

Someone on the set called 911 around 5:07 PM ET to report a woman who had been hit in the head by a scaffold.

TMZ spoke with a witness who was on the scene who says, "That area is a vortex for wind ... and a big gust of wind blew the lighting off the scaffolding."

The witness tells us Chenoweth was hit "square in the head" and appeared to be "knocked out cold." The witness says, "I thought she was dead at first."

Paramedics treated Kristin on the set ... fitting her with a neck brace and putting her onto a stretcher. She was quickly taken away from the set in an FDNY ambulance and was admitted to a nearby hospital.

]]>Lauren Yapalaterhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/kristin-chenoweth-is-okayThu, 12 Jul 2012 17:08:23 -0400<b>After an on set injury, she has been released from the hospital.</b>lyapalaternonadultnonadultOn Wednesday afternoon, Chenoweth was rushed to Bellevue hospital in Manhattan following an accident on the set of "The Good Wife," where she is filming an appearance on the show.
She was hit in the head by lighting equipment, <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/kristin-chenoweth-is-okay">TMZ</a> reported the story online:
<blockquote>Someone on the set called 911 around 5:07 PM ET to report a woman who had been hit in the head by a scaffold.
TMZ spoke with a witness who was on the scene who says, "That area is a vortex for wind ... and a big gust of wind blew the lighting off the scaffolding."
The witness tells us Chenoweth was hit "square in the head" and appeared to be "knocked out cold." The witness says, "I thought she was dead at first."
Paramedics treated Kristin on the set ... fitting her with a neck brace and putting her onto a stretcher. She was quickly taken away from the set in an FDNY ambulance and was admitted to a nearby hospital.</blockquote>nonadultKristin gets loaded into an ambulance on a stretcher.nonadultThankfully this afternoon, <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/kristin-chenoweth-is-okay">TMZ</a> reported that she had been released from the hospital and is recovering:
<blockquote>A rep for the actress released a statement saying, "Kristin has been released from the hospital and is home recovering. She thanks everyone for their prayers and well wishes."</blockquote>nonadultGet well soon Kristin!!nonadultGet well soon Kristin!!nonadultBeaker The Two-Headed Bird Is An Adorable Abominationhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/beaker-the-two-headed-bird-is-an-adorable-abominat
And it has thrice the beaks of a normal bird! Spotted in Northampton, Massachusetts.

]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/beaker-the-two-headed-bird-is-an-adorable-abominatFri, 01 Jun 2012 17:54:17 -0400<b>And it has thrice the beaks of a normal bird!</b> Spotted in Northampton, Massachusetts.gavonnonadultCheerleader Taken Off Court On Stretcher After Horrifying Fallhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/cheerleader-taken-off-court-on-stretcher-after-hor
After being tossed into the air and landing on her neck (repeat: HER NECK), this cheerleader is miraculously okay. From the Michigan State-Florida State game last night. That’s Taylor Young and, again, she was given a clean bill of not-having-her-spine-severed. Just look at those thumbs up at the end.
]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/cheerleader-taken-off-court-on-stretcher-after-horThu, 01 Dec 2011 10:11:35 -0500<b>After being tossed into the air and landing on her neck (repeat: HER NECK), this cheerleader is miraculously okay.</b> From the Michigan State-Florida State game last night. That&#39;s Taylor Young and, again, she was given a clean bill of not-having-her-spine-severed. Just look at those thumbs up at the end.gavonnonadultGabrielle Giffords On The Cover Of Peoplehttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/gabrielle-giffords-on-the-cover-of-people
And she looks great! It’s been said ad nauseum, but it’s true…her recovery is nothing short of miraculous.

]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/gabrielle-giffords-on-the-cover-of-peopleThu, 10 Nov 2011 14:04:23 -0500<b>And she looks great!</b> It&#39;s been said ad nauseum, but it&#39;s true...her recovery is nothing short of miraculous.gavonnonadultSurvivor Of Oslo Bombing Had A Footlong Spike In Her Headhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/survivor-of-oslo-bombing-had-a-footlong-spike-in-h
After the bomb set by Anders Breivik exploded in downtown Oslo, Line Nersnaes was briefly turned into a human unicorn. Nernaes was working in an office building near the blast site. A 12-inch wooden splinter was propelled by the explosion through her chin and up through the top of her skull. Miraculously, the spike missed her brain and only caused superficial damage. Nernaes is fine and already back to work.

"I was at my desk when I heard this violent blast," said Nersnaes. "The glass in the window is laminated so it did not shatter, but the whole window frame splintered and came towards me."

]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/survivor-of-oslo-bombing-had-a-footlong-spike-in-hFri, 29 Jul 2011 13:23:39 -0400<b>After the bomb set by Anders Breivik exploded in downtown Oslo, Line Nersnaes was briefly turned into a human unicorn.</b> Nernaes was working in an office building near the blast site. A 12-inch wooden splinter was propelled by the explosion through her chin and up through the top of her skull. Miraculously, the spike missed her brain and only caused superficial damage. Nernaes is fine and already back to work.gavonadultMaking A 3D Print Of Your Headhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/making-a-3d-print-of-your-head
MakerBot Industries, with their handy-dandy Thing-O-Matic, allows you to easily scan and print 3D models of whatsoever your heart desires. Including my bulbous melon. I visited MakerBot founder Bre Pettis at the Botcave in Brooklyn for a heads-on demonstration. They had lasers and corn starch and beer. Pretty cool. Find out more about this brave new world of asexual reproduction at MakerBot!

]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/making-a-3d-print-of-your-headWed, 22 Jun 2011 17:46:13 -0400<b>MakerBot Industries, with their handy-dandy Thing-O-Matic, allows you to easily scan and print 3D models of whatsoever your heart desires.</b> Including my bulbous melon. I visited MakerBot founder Bre Pettis at the Botcave in Brooklyn for a heads-on demonstration. They had lasers and corn starch and beer. Pretty cool. Find out more about this brave new world of asexual reproduction at <a href="http://www.makerbot.com/">MakerBot</a>!gavonnonadultMouthless Meth Dealerhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/mouthless-meth-dealer
This man was arrested in Phoenix for dealing meth. Still unknown is whether meth had anything to do with the fact that HALF OF HIS HEAD IS MISSING. Not even going to make a joke about this. Too creepy.

]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/mouthless-meth-dealerFri, 22 Apr 2011 15:32:31 -0400<b>This man was arrested in Phoenix for dealing meth. Still unknown is whether meth had anything to do with the fact that HALF OF HIS HEAD IS MISSING.</b> Not even going to make a joke about this. Too creepy.gavonnonadultLil Kim Beheads Nicki Minajhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/lil-kim-beheads-nicki-minaj
Here’s the cover for Lil Kim’s new album, in which her public beef with Nicki Minaj goes full blown ninja. Blood feud!

]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/lil-kim-beheads-nicki-minajTue, 15 Feb 2011 17:08:25 -0500<b>Here&#39;s the cover for Lil Kim&#39;s new album, in which her public beef with Nicki Minaj goes full blown ninja.</b> Blood feud!gavonnonadultMonkey Crawls On Reporter's Headhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/sayomg/monkey-faced-reporter-tah

This guy never heard the old line about working with children or animals.

]]>Say OMGhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/sayomg/monkey-faced-reporter-tahThu, 03 Feb 2011 04:56:45 -0500This guy never heard the old line about working with children or animals.sayomgnonadultThere's An Entire Dead Animal On Your Headhttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/theres-an-entire-dead-animal-on-your-head
A male model sports a series of fur hats with smoldering intensity. And he looks eerily like Guy Pearce. If you’d like to piss off everyone who knows you and have red paint thrown in your face, all of these can be bought at Fur Hat World. Just go to the website that’s watermarked on all the photos.

]]>Gavon Laessighttps://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/theres-an-entire-dead-animal-on-your-headThu, 18 Nov 2010 16:49:26 -0500<b>A male model sports a series of fur hats with smoldering intensity.</b> And he looks eerily like Guy Pearce. If you&#39;d like to piss off everyone who knows you and have red paint thrown in your face, all of these can be bought at Fur Hat World. Just go to the website that&#39;s watermarked on all the photos.gavonnonadultSir, Your Head Is Shaped Like a Penishttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicax0/sir-your-head-is-shaped-like-a-penis-l8v
I could put a really bad pun in here, but i wont.. I’m kinda lost for words on this one.

]]>jessicahttps://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicax0/sir-your-head-is-shaped-like-a-penis-l8vThu, 17 Dec 2009 01:51:07 -0500I could put a really bad pun in here, but i wont.. I&#39;m kinda lost for words on this one.jessicax0nonadult