I’ve seen a lot of shitty kids’ animal movies over the years, and this one is not too bad and my kids thought it was the bomb (though not as good as Zootopia, where they get their animal fix most weeks). Two dogs go through a typical arc of hating each other, tolerating each other, then liking each other – like my two dogs, Scratchy and Fluffy (both fucking annoying in their own way). The gangster bunny is kind of funny, as is the hot dog scene (mmmm. hotdogs..). The End.

I absolutely loved the animated version of this movie and I realized I’m a B&B purist. It took me about half the movie to get over the fact that this had real people in it and the songs weren’t exactly the same (and there were new ones). But once I got over those small hurdles, I really enjoyed this and, btw, the main scenes (opening, be our guest, the date, Gaston…)were really well done. The end.

An odd premise for a movie; babies are produced by a company run by babies and some of the babies drink this magic potion that makes them corporate douche bags but they keep their baby bodies. There are some parts that I laughed at though. I rate this movie one pair of mismatched socks and a bite of cheese. The end

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a shape shifting demigod that stole something he wasn’t supposed to. He teams up with a South Pacific princess To return the stolen property and save her people, but not before beating a bunch of weird coconut pirates, outsmarting a giant thieving crab, and fighting a lava monster. This movie is a must watch and has some fun music. You’re welcome

Good movie about how some kid with a wacky grandpa meets up with some other kids who all have crappy super powers in some weird ‘time pocket’ world where the same day repeats (a la Groundhogs Day). All the kids (and Miss P.) are trying to get away from these invisible monsters who eat eyeballs for some reason and are led by the evil Sam Jackson. The end.

Chopper sicks balls, speaking of which, a big leech sucks on some. They (the kids, not the balls) see a dead body and fight a rival gang. Oh, and the fat kid grows up to marry Rebecca Romijn – true story. The End.