Geez, LC Aggie, don’t be such a prude! They’re ELEVEN, they know about blow jobs, and stuff, and they have totally started their periods so they are totally almost adults!

Which gives an excellent excuse to bring back child marriage…now if only I had a couple of kids that I could trade for land and alliances. It isn’t pedophilia if its only for political and monetary gain.

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of feudal Europe, or one of those other idyllic periods of history when we lived as one with nature . Sorry, I tried so hard to type that with a straight face.

Wait… seriously? Fuck that guy. I don’t care if the little bastards were fucking on your car, you don’t shoot them unless they’re trying to steal it. They’re fucking KIDS. Make em 16, and I’d have a bit more sympathy for the dude. But they’re 11, WTF are you SHOOTING them for?

Granted it is a wee bit excessive, but as someone who lives in a rental on a corner street, where packs of precious little darlings run around and literally scream (I don’t know what they are screaming about, but they do it NOT STOP AND I AM LOSING MY SHIT), I feel some small amount of empathy for the guy.