4. Dogs

5. Vending Machines

According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, vending machines caused 37 deaths over a 17-year span. That’s an average of only about two deaths per year, but it’s still nearly 30 times more likely than dying at the hands of a “refugee terrorist.”

12. Lawnmowers

13. Your Bed

NSC statistics show that 357 people died from accidental suffocation or strangulation in bed in the year 2000. So not only is that way, way more than the average of 0.075 deaths per year caused by refugees, but it also means you’re actually four times more likely to be suffocated by your own bed than to be killed by a foreign-born terrorist of ANY kind.