Re: Sam Deathwalker

Originally Posted by Sam DeathWalker

Well one time in prison 4 big black guys and a 5th who was short but looked tough cause he smoked a cigar held me down to rape me. But when they got my pants off and saw what I had hanging they were so embarresed they couldn't even get it up. They had to go into therapy to try and have a normal sex life after that.

Ya then when I went to a new prison there was this guy there they called him "Big Daddy - Long Johnson". But then after everyone saw me in the shower they called him "Pee Wee Hermen".

I bet instead of wearing a necktie, you just paint stripes on your penis and let it loop down from the top of your shirt.

Re: Sam Deathwalker

Originally Posted by LFG

I bet instead of wearing a necktie, you just paint stripes on your penis and let it loop down from the top of your shirt.

LOL, that made me splurt water over my keyboard....
Had a very shit day at work..some twat called me "you are no better than a pedophile" - I thought..I'm not 55 year old man. (I have a very bad job, people want to kill me alot lol)

Re: Sam Deathwalker

Originally Posted by Taylen

LOL, that made me splurt water over my keyboard....
Had a very shit day at work..some twat called me "you are no better than a pedophile" - I thought..I'm not 55 year old man. (I have a very bad job, people want to kill me alot lol)