COLON CLEANER HOT SAUCE

If you’re a little worried about the name, then maybe the Colon Cleaner Hot Sauce ($8) isn’t for you. Seriously though, if regular old Tabasco is too hot for you, then you should stay clear of this sauce. Professor Phardtpouder’s Hot Sauce is a mustard based sauce made from Scotch Bonnet peppers, mustard, salt, onion, vinegar, tumeric & sugar. So if mustard goes on it, this sauce will make a great replacement.

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