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Looking at my laptop and seeing where all my HDD space disappears into. Seen a folder with over 800, 1 minute videos of poorly pixellated porn. Nothing else to do on a sunday but check whether any of these snippets are carrying viruses. (Or are worth keeping). Don't send me a games request for the rest of the afternoon, people.

Looking at my laptop and seeing where all my HDD space disappears into. Seen a folder with over 800, 1 minute videos of poorly pixellated porn. Nothing else to do on a sunday but check whether any of these snippets are carrying viruses. (Or are worth keeping). Don't send me a games request for the rest of the afternoon, people.

You need a look through my stash for good stuff dood, that's a terrible admission you just made.

Oooooooh it's an invisible signature... oooooooooh!!"Life... it's the name of the game, and I want to play the game with you!"
Brucie

The really terrible thing is that I don't recognise most of the porn on there. I have either become so desensitised that all the areolas and sphincters in the world have just blurred into one unerotic mess that I can't tell apart. Or someone else has been using my laptop to save 800 snippets of 1 minute porn.