Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates.--Mark Twain

Where's her booty?

Don't mess with these pirates.

Or Richard might put a gun to your head!

Larry and his wench.

Who wants to buy a bride?

Free test-run included!

If you pull out the pistol then I'll yank out my cutlass.

Make sure yer meat is good and done.

Modern wenches use lighter-fluid.

Beward of crazy pirates (like Devon!)

Is that lady holding and ostrich?

Pirate paraphernalia.

Portable Pirate.

Thar be plenty o' wenches here.

Bring yer own mug if you don't fancy plastic.

Be careful, she'll rip yer heart out.

Beth loves to tickle with her hook.

Cherie and Jill.

Karem and Lauri.

Is that savvy for you? - Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

Beth, Tommy and Britta.

Mike and Lauri.

Where's the grog? These pirates be thirsty.

Beth and Don.

Hey...finally a pirate who has been to the dentist in the last century!

cherie writes: An estimated 4000 sailors swaggered on the Two Harbors beach in Catalina until the rum stopped flowing and the boats stopped rocking. Cannons fired, swords clashed, the grog flowed and the buccaneers boogied all in honor of Catalina's Buccaneer Days.

Buxom wenches tucked coins in their cleavage and called it a “treasure chest.” Pirates crossed their middle and index fingers (which is the sign for the letter “R” in sign-language) and said “Arr.”

One pirate carried a live rat in his arms and dressed the rodent up with a hat, ear-rings and a sword. His “Pi-rat” won the costume contest, beating out a contestant who dressed as an over-sized parrot (complete with a tiny pirate on his shoulder.)