People tend to freak out when I discuss the plot points of recently released movies that they have yet to see. These people need to relax. AFI has a list of the 100 Greatest Movies. The most recent one was Fargo in 1996. I was born in 1986. Before I could ride a bike I […]

Jason Babin was meeting with members of the Associated Press today regarding his recent release from the Philadelphia Eagles when news broke that he had been claimed off waivers by the Jacksonville Jaguars. Philadelphia beat writers asked Babin how he felt about his new team. Babin, who studied Classics at Western Michigan University, responded: “I […]

Fellow parents, please be careful. You will not believe what I have just discovered. Selena Gomez’s Naturally is about sex and/or male genitalia. I know, I know. You think I’m one of those paranoid parents, but hear me out. When I bought Kiss & Tell for my daughter, I was a little skeptical of the […]

Now that we have reached the end of Episode IV, I have updated the power rankings for the top characters. Darth Vader (1-1-2) (previous rank: 1): I know he had a last second to defeat to Solo this week, but I still have a lot of faith in that offense. Force-chokes? Come on, it’s just […]

As a Philadelphia Eagles fan who has lived in New York for most of my life, I have seen a lot of objectionable marketing campaigns, but I must say, Dunkin’ Donuts has hit a new low this Thanksgiving. First, it was: But now it’s: That’s just tasteless.

Whenever you are top pick, “I Called it First” rules are in effect. Whenever you are last pick, “You Are Last Pick so Support” rules are in effect. Whenever a normally banned champion is available and your teammate drafts them, they have never played that champion before. Whenever a normally banned champion is available and […]

Many people don’t know how to walk. I don’t mean that they walk in a peculiar manner; I mean they don’t understand walking etiquette. They get behind you, they catch up to you, and they don’t overtake. They just… follow you. These people are what I call Pedestrian Tailgaters (“PTs”). Tailgating in an automobile is […]