The ideal thing for Sal to say at this point would be something like this: “Oh no you don’t! Nothing good comes from confessing to past misdeeds or your perception of them! You rake things over, open old wounds and create awkwardness. Just forget it and move on; I’ll judge you on now, not then!”

Of curse, that would require Sal to be emotionally healthy and more than 50% sane, neither of which she is.