If not for his tin-foil political views than at least for the breakneck speed with which he can spin a web of conspiracy so thick with heavy-breathed paranoia it makes Robert Ludlum look like a historian.

Hours after he was arrested for refusing to take off his shoes at a TSA checkpoint, Alex Jones lost …
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"The way this'll work is, 'oh, see here they were protesting gun grabs and some crack dealers shot them,'" Jones told his 344k subscribers. "If something happens to us, we're killed by crackheads, it was the NYPD or the mafia [Bloomberg] hired."

Hey, it's not paranoia if the Bloomberg mafia's army of crackhead cops is really after you.