Kate Middleton And Husband Whatshisface Get Baby George Christened

The future King of England wore a tiny yellowed boy-dress.

Prince William and the Duchess of Cambridge had their three-month-old heir to the English monarchy Prince George christened while you were on lunch break spilling Wendy's chili on your pants. Seven Royal godparents were named, among them Prince William's cousin Zara Tindall (Princess Anne's daughter), and other people who are not you.

P.S.: The boy-dress is a replica of one made in 1841 for the christening of Queen Victoria's eldest daughter, so, yeah. Super-dignified for the future King of England to be wearing ghost doilies.