Where Were You When You Heard About Leonardo DiCaprio Having Sex With That Bear?

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Last night, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and Kevin Hart (not Chris Rock) asked the entire MTV movie awards audience: Where were you when Leo got fucked by a bear? Adam DeVine was eating a pizza and taking a bath. Rebel Wilson, "ironically," was fucking a bear when she heard Leo got fucked by a bear. This burning question was the refrain of Johnson and Hart's excruciatingly NSFW rap lampooning the highlights of the award night's 25-year-old run, such as The Notebook's bedewed kiss, life-partners James Franco and Seth Rogen definitely not smoking weed on-stage in 2008, and Adam Driver being "kind of a dick" in Star Wars.

"But whatever happened, nothing compares: Leo got fucked by a bear," they rhymed. "You'll always remember where you were when Leo got fucked by a bear." We had no idea all of these celebrities were fans of the Drudge Report? Anyway, watch the full rap above and try not to get the juvenile but addictive chorus stuck in your head all day. Good luck.

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