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Yo on Jun 12, there that big Pokemon Tournament that we have to go to .....If u want my mom can pick us both up.....Itz gonna be so sick all the Top POKEMON MASTERS are gonna be there. Hopefully ill be able to trade my Holographic Pikachu and I also want ur limited addition Jigglypuff. Well anyways toodles : )

P.S
The Yugioh convention inst until September : (
Im sorry .. i can believe u actually bought that Blue Eyes White Dragon Costume .....U should have definately bought the Dark Magician one it was wayyyyy cooler.....
- Swihfty

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a b#tch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a b#tch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b#tch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b#tch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a b#tch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a b#tch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A B#TCH!!!"