Four– Start turning up to the parent teacher nights and notice all those lonely teachers you never had the time to notice before.

Five– Start hanging out at cocktail parties in the evening and pretend you’re a celebrity trying to break in.

Six– Leave the house in the morning, tell your spouse you’ll be out all day looking for a job and you just don’t know what time you’ll be back. Of course where’ll you be all day is watching all those afternoon matinees you’ve been dying to see for years.

Seven– Hang out with unemployed actors at their acting schools and really get to the heart of the feeling…

Eight– Spend all day at some café you have never been at in your entire life acting like you were an artist and if anyone approaches you tell them you’re researching for the next big film you’re making.

Nine– Fabricate a resume and pretend you’re a doctor or something and go in for an interview and raise all sorts of hell. The reaction should be very interesting.

Ten– Drive by your old place of employment and thank your lucky stars they had the nerve to do to you what you never had the nerve to do yourself.