Comic dialogue and data: once upon a time, a hipster was broke. : yet somehow i have an iphone. : so he did the unthinkable and got a job. : welcome to fish, chips and adult video! if you can batter it, we can fry it! : but tragedy struck in the form of soda in a fryolator! : i've become a monster on the outside as well! : years later, he settled out of court. : hello : and he used every dime to buy a record store. : finally! i can educate the masses. : and then he was broke again because everyone who likes "good" music gets it off bittorrent : do you file nickelback under rock or classical?

Who and What:

Diesel Sweeties is a pixelated webcomic by Richard Stevens 3 that has been continuously updated since April 2000. Sometimes the people kiss the robots. Be warned.