The last time we created a Purity Quiz was two years ago - and over 450,000 people took it. (We also created the Roleplaying Purity Quiz and the LiveJournal Purity Quiz along the way.) But there were several notable omissions from the first quiz, as well as a distinct lack of (optional) demographic data.

So we asked people what we missed, and added almost 150 questions to better define your sleazery. We created new sections for Dominance and Submissiveness, in addition to the old stalwarts of Self-Love, Shamelessness, Gayness, Straightness, and Fucking Sick. And although the last exam allowed you to check how you measured against the population as a whole, this version allows you to see how you measure up against people your age, sex, sexual preference, martial status, and political leanings. (If you want, that is.)

As usual, if you score under 40% on this test, you are one sick bastard. So let's begin, shall we?

Let's start off simple: How much have you hung around people? Asking for
a date may not be sex, but it's usually a prequisite to getting there.

Have you ever...

Kissed a friend or stranger on his/her hands, head, or neck as a friendly gesture?Held hands with someone?Had a date?Had a date which lasted past 1 a.m.?Dated someone on a regular basis?Picked someone up?Been picked up?Gone steady?Slow danced?Been told to slow down when making the moves on someone?Shared sleeping accommodations with someone without anything steamy happening?Given a back or neck rub or massage with no ulterior motive?Used tickling as a pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?Directly asked someone whom you were not going out with and had never gone out with if they were a virgin?Used physical strength, physical power, or any physical prowess, or prowesslessness as a factor in pick-up, get-to-know-you-better routine?Secretly lusted after someone without that person knowing?Dropped subtle hints to someone whom you liked/loved/wanted, hoping that they would pick up on it?Written a love letter?...and sent it?Listened to dirty jokes in mixed company?Told dirty jokes in mixed company?Discussed masturbation? (Bringing up the topic of masturbation during Purity Testing does not cut it as "discussing masturbation.")Shared filthy sex stories in public?Administered/written any version of the Purity Test?Taken Purity Tests of any versions more than 5 times?Lied on any previous Purity Tests?

Sure, maybe you've slept with every celebrity listed in the
IMDB -
but are you comfortable with yourself? This section measures the
measures you've put your pudendum through - is it still in the wrapper,
or have you put it in the wringer?

Have you ever...

Had an arousing dream? (Wet dreams and the like)Had an arousing dream that led to climax during sleep?Been sexually aroused?Verbally expressed obscenities? (uttered, yelled, muttered, etc.)Sexually fantasized about an instructor, mentor, or someone who is superior to you?Sexually fantasized about your lawyer, doctor, nurse, psychiatrist or someone with whom you are having a professional relationship?Sexually fantasized about someone you know personally but not closely?Sexually fantasized about a fictitious character? (Hello, Mr. Potter.)Sexually fantasized about anyone and masturbated at the same time?Read pornographic periodicals?Bought pornographic materials? (Not had a friend buy it for you; you brought it up to the counter and paid the cash, or had it sent to your house.)Read sexually explicit literature?Gone skinny dipping alone?Made obscene phone calls?Phoned up any recorded phone sex numbers (this includes answering machines with "phone sex" material)?Had live phone sex?Masturbated to orgasm while on the phone, but while the other person was not aware of it?Had cybersex?Masturbated?Masturbated to orgasm?Masturbated to orgasm at least five times in one twenty-four hour period?Masturbated to orgasm on a fairly regular basis of no less than once a fortnight?Masturbated to orgasm where you could have been discovered? (In a crowd, in public, gym/dorm/barracks showers, movie theater, etc.)Masturbated to orgasm out in the wild or in nature with no nearby civilization?Masturbated to orgasm while reading either pornographic or sexually explicit materials?Masturbated to orgasm while driving a land vehicle?Masturbated to orgasm while in a bathroom of the opposite sex?Masturbated to orgasm while watching an R or X-rated show?Masturbated to straight pornography?Masturbated to gay pornography?Masturbated to transvestite pornography?Masturbated to bondage porn?Masturbated to erotica?Masturbated to a non-pornographic book (like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition or pictures of topless natives in National Geographic)?Masturbated to a non-pornographic video with no naked people in it (like your favorite star during a television interview)?Masturbated to some form of animation? (Heavy Metal, how I love thee!)Been to a peep show?Been to a private showing of a pornographic movie?Been to a public showing of a pornographic movie? (i.e. X-rated movie house)Walked around in your dwelling in the nude? (Must be a serious walk; five minutes of going around trying to find your undies after a shower doesn't make it.)Bought a sexual toy for the purpose of masturbation?Owned any erotic art pieces?Sculpted erotic/obscene artworks in food (predominantly bananas, carrots, apples...)?Eaten any erotic food items? (Chocolate tits, banana dicks, etc.)Sculpted erotic-obscene artworks in soap, wood, or any other carvable material (not food)?Inserted your finger into your rectum?Been to a strip club?Paid for a lap dance?Gotten a happy ending from the lap dance?Taken the stripper home at the end of the evening?Bought a lap dance for someone else just to watch the look on their face?Bought physical pornographic materials? (Playboy counts.)Searched for pornography online?Bought access to online pornographic materials?Performed oral sex on yourself? (Yes, this is possible, though much tougher for women.)Installed a program on your computer (RealMedia, etc.) for the express purpose of viewing pornography?Had someone else find your porno stash?Sent samples of your porno stash to someone else?Watched a hentai video? (LA Blue Girl and the like)Owned a hentai video?Do you have over twenty pictures of porn on your hard drive right now?Do you have over twenty megabytes of porn on your hard drive now?Do you have over two hundred megabytes of porn on your hard drive?Do you have at least one book or magazine of erotica/pornography in your house right now?Do you have at least twenty books or magazines of erotica/pornography in your house right now?Do you have at least two hundred books or magazines of erotica/pornography in your house right now?

A lot of sex happens behind closed doors. I've known total sluts who dressed
demurely, and girls who dressed like they were trying out for a rap
video who were still virgins. This section tells us how much you're
willing to show off your sexual side - while Self-Lovin' shows you
what you'll do behind closed doors with a gallon of Vaseline, this
section shows us what you'll do when people are watching. Or maybe
because people are watching.

Have you ever...

Gone skinny dipping in mixed company?Exaggerated any sexual experiences?Claimed, in public, to be the best (or at least really good) at a particular sex act?Bought birth control devices?Bought birth control devices with friends (not your lovers) present?Gotten a hickey?...and showed it off the next day?Stuffed your bra if you are female, or stuffed your pants if you are male?Intentionally dressed in revealing clothes?Been paid for modelling services of any kind?Walked around in a public or semi-public area with a top (shirt, T-shirt, etc) but no bottoms (pants, shorts, etc)? (Dorm hallways, lobby areas, etc. are acceptable; however locker rooms and bathrooms and such place where this behavior is accepted does not count.)Stripped naked for someone?...and done a sexy dance for them?Streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people?...more than once?...more than ten times?...more than fifty times?Flashed someone at a concert?Gotten beads at New Orleans (or some other suitable street party)?Flashed a trucker (or encouraged someone who did flash a trucker)?Streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public in front of a formal (official) gathering of people? (Such as for a function, stage performance, charity dinner, modelling session, etc.)Committed a sexual act involving the genitalia (masturbation, oral sex, sex, et cetera) in front of a formal (official) gathering of people?Streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before an informal gathering of people? (Such as for the crowd of people who showed up when you took your top off.)Committed a sexual act involving the genitalia (masturbation, oral sex, sex, et cetera) before an informal gathering of people?Been paid to strip?Been photographed nude (or topless, if you're a girl)?Been photographed nude (or topless, if you're a girl) and had those pictures posted to the internet?Been photographed having sex (masturbation counts) and had those pictures posted to the internet?...without your face hidden or blurred so people couldn't recognize you?Sent nude photos in to be processed by a third party? (Oh, digital cameras make it so easy these days...)Sent nude pictures of yourself to someone who was not present at the time you were photographed?Had anyone to the best of your knowledge, masturbate to a nude picture of you? (Be honest.)Sent nude photos in to a pornographic website that publishes amateur models?
Had anyone, to the best your knowledge, pay to view nude photos of you?Received gifts of any sort in exchange for flashing your breasts, ass, or genitalia (if you have a web page and some old guy spontaneously bought you some items from your Amazon Wish list, this counts)?Given a full-fledged webcam show, including dancing and at least partial stripping?Been in a circle jerk?Had sex in public?Been caught having sex in public?Had sex at a party, behind a closed door?...while other people knew you were having sex?...and they walked in?Had sex in a public area where strangers could catch you?...and been caught?...and specifically went out of your way to get caught?Had sex at your place of employment?...during working hours?Masturbated with someone watching you, but not participating? (Mutual masturbation doesn't count; they have to go home without having an orgasm or any sexual contact with you.)Had sex with someone watching you but not participating?Started a game of strip poker? (Not participated; started.)Written erotica (slash fiction, poetry, and fanfic counts)?Written erotica and had it published by someone else (on the internet or elsewhere?)Written erotica and gotten fan mail on it?Bought sexual toys with friends present?Run a pornographic site of any kind?...And made a significant amount of cash off of it?Mooned or goosed someone?Made an X or R-rated snowman or snow-woman?Shaved your pubic hair?...on a fairly regular basis?Gone about your daily routines with a sexual device attached/inserted into you?Had surgery of any sort designed to improve your sexual attractiveness? (Boob jobs, pec implants, and so forth.)

Driven (drvn),
v. - To force into or from a particular act or state.

Most people enjoy sex. They'll seek it out when possible. But some people
have to have it, and sometimes they find themselves doing abhorrent
things in order to get it. If you have lines you won't cross, good for
you - but you're not driven to have sex. This section measures how often
your genitals trump your morals.

Have you ever...

Told someone that you loved them when you did not?Told someone that you loved them strictly because you wanted to have sex with them?Sexually fantasized about someone else other than your partner while you were engaged in sexual activity?Used a convertible, motorcycle or some other "hot ride" to pick up guys/girls?Intentionally listened in to other people performing sexual activities without their knowledge?Used alcohol to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sexual activity?Used drugs to lower someone else's inhibitions for the intent of sexual activity?Forced or coerced someone into performing sexual activities with you?Had dates with multiple people in the same night while not all of your dates were aware of your actions?Gone steady with multiple people at the same time without all of the people aware of what you were doing?Gone steady with multiple people at the same time with all of them aware of your actions?Given money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities?Thought you might unintentionally have gotten pregnant or might have unintentionally caused a pregnancy?Had or given someone an unwanted pregnancy?Had sexual intercourse with more than 10 people (not necessarily at the same time)?Had sexual intercourse with more than 1 person in a 24 hour period?Had sexual intercourse with persons of both genders in a 24 hour period?Borrowed a room at a party to have sex or make out with someone?...more than once?...more than once at the same party?...more than once at the same party with two different people?Played a game which may require you or others to disrobe?Played a game which may require you or others to perform an action on another participant?Given a "sympathy fuck"?Initiated sexual activities with someone for the sake of those activities only?Been involved in adultery?Had sex so strenuous that someone was injured in the course of it?Stolen the underwear of someone you know for a purpose other than that of a practical joke or to just annoy the person? (A bunch of guys invading the women's dorm on a mission of panty raids does not count.)Intentionally taken the underwear of someone you didn't know?Fondled someone who was asleep?Attempted to seduce someone?Allowed yourself to be seduced?Had a fuck buddy?...who you continued to have sex with throughout at least two other relationships?Broken up with someone because of a lack of sex?Cheated on more than one partner?...cheated more than five times, with a different partner each time? (This does not have to be all with the same partner, though; cheating twice on one partner and three times on another counts.Gone no more than six months without having sex with someone, since the date of your first sexual experience? (If you're a virgin, you don't get to check this. This is to measure how long your dry spells last. Also, you don't have to count times that you were medically unable to have sex, like after a pregnancy or during a coma.)...No more than a month without having sex?...No more than a week?...No more than a day? (Jesus.)Do the questions from this test arouse you? (Okay, you can come back to this one.)

I once knew a lesbian who'd known since she was six years old that she
was destined to be gay - never kissed a boy, never held hands with
one. She was the exception; since straightness is what society
strongly suggests, most gays have a little bit of experimentation
under their belt. (Heh.) And if you are straight, well, hell, this
section should be a cakewalk for you if you've gone all the way
even once.

For the record, if you're a boy, this counts the activities you've done
with girls. If you're girl, it's what you've done with boys. If you're
a transsexual, well hell... Just pick one.

Have you ever...

Propositioned someone for necking or petting?Propositioned someone for sexual activities?Pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?French kissed?Been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?Kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?Necked?Petted above the waist?Petted below the waist?Kissed on the first date?Necked on the first date?Petted above the waist on the first date?Petted below the waist on the first date?Given a hickey?Fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?Fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?Fondled or stroked someone else's chest/torso?Had your chest/torso fondled or stroked?Been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?Had your fingers licked or sucked?Had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?Licked, breathed on, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?Licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?Fondled someone who was asleep?Given a back massage with ulterior motives?Given a back massage that led to something steamier?Seen someone else completely nude while the person was under good lighting conditions?Been seen completely nude under good lighting conditions by someone else?Been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?Bathed or showered with someone?Stroked or fondled someone's clothed nipple(s), or, had your clothed nipples stroked or fondled?Stroked or fondled a someone's bare nipples(s), or had your bare nipples(s) stroked or fondled?Licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple(s)? (Either one at a time, or, if you're really clever, both at the same time.)Had your nipple(s) licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?Petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals?Had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?Petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?Had anal sex?Had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?Had an orgasm while petting?Given your partner an orgasm while petting?Given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity?Performed oral sex?Received oral sex?Done sixty-nine?Performed mutual masturbation?Had sexual intercourse?Had sexual intercourse on the first date?Had sexual intercourse without the use of birth control devices? (Rhythm, prayer, and hope methods do not count.)Had sexual intercourse with a virgin? (Not yourself.)Had sexual activities with more than ten people of the opposite sex?Fingered their ass?Licked their ass?Had your own ass fingered or licked?

Now here's the interesting part: How much have you done on the forbidden
side? When we refer to "someone" in the next section,
read "someone of your own sex." There's a little bit of
translation involved - for example, "virgin" in this section
means "someone who's never had a homosexual experience before" -
but you're smart. We're sure you'll get it.

(And incidentally, if you get a 100% on this section and you're thinking
of emailing me to say, "Hey! I never kissed no guy!", don't bother. This
test measures your purity, not your sleazery, you mathematical
dolt.)

Have you ever...

Propositioned someone for necking or petting?Propositioned someone for sexual activities?Pinched or patted someone else's buttocks?French kissed?Been kissed below the neck but not including arms or hands?Kissed someone else below the neck but not including arms or hands?Necked?Petted above the waist?Petted below the waist?Kissed on the first date?Necked on the first date?Petted above the waist on the first date?Petted below the waist on the first date?Received a hickey?Fondled or stroked someone else's clothed legs?Fondled or stroked someone else's bare legs?Fondled or stroked someone else's chest/torso?Had your chest/torso fondled or stroked?Been involved with pelvic thrusting while fully clothed?Had your fingers licked or sucked?Had your ear or ear region licked, breathed upon, sucked, or nibbled?Licked, breathed on, sucked, or nibbled an ear or ear region?Licked or sucked someone else's finger(s)?Fondled someone who was asleep?Given a back massage with ulterior motives?Given a back massage that led to something steamier?Seen someone else completely nude while the person was under good lighting conditions?Been seen completely nude under good lighting conditions by someone else?Been in someone's company while both of you were completely nude?Bathed or showered with someone?Stroked or fondled someone's clothed nipple(s), or, had your clothed nipples stroked or fondled??Stroked or fondled someone's bare nipple(s), or, had your bare nipples stroked or fondled??Licked, sucked, or nibbled on someone else's nipple(s)? (Either one at a time, or, if you're really clever, both at the same time.)Had your nipple(s) licked, sucked, or nibbled upon?Petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's covered genitals?Had your covered genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?Petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled someone else's bare genitals?Had your bare genitals petted, stroked, fondled, or otherwise handled?Had an orgasm while petting?Given your partner an orgasm while petting?Given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity?Performed oral sex?Received oral sex?Done sixty-nine?Performed mutual masturbation?Had sexual intercourse? (Women, choose your own damn definiton, but it does involve total nakedness.)Had sexual intercourse on the first date?Had sexual intercourse without proper protection?Had sexual intercourse with a virgin? (Not yourself.)Had sexual activities with more than ten people of the same sex?Fingered their ass?Licked their ass?Had your own ass fingered or licked?Had anal sex? (Women, you get a two-for-one if you've used a strap-on, which is also covered in the "Fucking Sick" section. Take it and run.)

Some people have a controlling personality... and some people are so controlling
that they can make you call them "Mistress" and beg for more. This
section determines how far you've gone in the world of BDSM, whether
that's just slapping your football partner's butt after a good game
to owning a stable of ponygirls.

Have you ever...

Owned a sexual slave?
Had a regular group of people who came to you to be dominated?Spanked someone's naked ass by hand?Flogged someone with a soft instrument (like a whip/cat o'nine tails)?Beaten someone with a hard instrument (like a crop or a paddle)?Whipped, flogged, cropped, or paddled some so hard that they had marks the next day? (Note: This is actually illegal in some states.)Spanked, whipped, flogged, cropped, or paddled someone so hard that they were permanently scarred?Nipple-clamped someone?Clamped or clothespinned someone on a non-nipple portion of their anatomy?Blindfolded someone?Sensorily deprived someone (blindfolded, earmuffed, and in some cases gloved)?Tied someone by the hands?Tied someone by the feet?Tied someone by the hands and feet?Learned to tie a specific knot for the purpose of tying someone up?Shibari-bound someone?Forced someone to perform oral sex while they were bound?Performed oral sex on someone while they were bound?Penetrated someone while they were bound?Bound someone and left the room in order to increase their suspense?Ever bought at least $20 worth of sex toys?Bought at least $100 worth of sex toys?Bought at least $250 worth of sex toys?Altered a sex toy (drilling holes, adding attachments) to make it harsher/more pleasurable?Do you have a dungeon in your living space?Made someone wear a hidden token of your love in public?Made someone wear a collar (or other visible slave token) in public?Had someone get a body modification (tattooing, piercing, branding) done specifically to show their love for you?Shown someone off in public as a slave?Been a dom in a public demonstration (at, say, a club)?Ordered someone to perform a sexual act verbally and had them do it?...to someone other than yourself?Tied someone to a St.
Andrew's Cross or other full-bodied vertical device?
Tied someone by some other body part (like the breasts, balls, or hair)?Wrapped someone bodily in Saran Wrap/clingfilm?Cast someone in plaster or some other hardened form of total immobilization for sexual purposes?Duct taped someone to restrain them?Handcuffed someone?Caged someone for purposes of sexual pleasure?Bodybagged someone who was living?Scratched someone during sex?Bitten someone during sex?...hard enough to leave marks?Pierced someone?...in a place that was not their ear?Stitched someone for sexual pleasure?Cut someone during knifeplay?Burned someone during fireplay?Scarred someone for purposes of sexual or artistic pleasure?Dripped candlewax onto someone's skin?Used ice cubes (or any other chill substance) on someone during sexual play?Bodypainted someone?Shaved someone?Tattooed someone?Branded someone?Suspended someone from the ceiling?Were the controller in breath play, where you choke someone for erotic pleasure? (This is extremely dangerous. Do not say I didn't warn you.)Ridden and/or controlled someone who was pretending to be a pony (or pig, or dog, or any other kind of animal) for purposes of sexual pleasure?Used a Violet
Wand, black box, or any other form of electrical stimulation on someone? (Yet again: this is dangerous stuff. Do not say I didn't warn you.)
Voice dominated someone?

Well, people can't be doing all of that dominating by themselves,
can they? Submission means that sometimes, you're willing to do what others
tell you to do because it turns you on. How far are you willing to follow
your Master's voice?

Have you ever...

Do you have a standard safe word you use for B&D play? (Making one up now does not count.)...and used it during B&D?...and been ignored?Had your covered ass spanked by someone's hand?Had your naked ass spanked by someone's hand?Been beaten with a soft instrument (like a whip/cat o'nine tails)?Been beaten with a hard instrument (like a crop or a paddle)?Been paddled? (For the record, some serious BDSMers drill holes in their paddles so the air can pass through it on the way to your butt, thus creating a faster and harder impact. The things you learn while researching purity quizzes....)Been spanked, whipped, flogged, cropped, or paddled so hard that you had marks the next day?...and proudly showed them off to someone who was not involved in the whipping/spanking?Been spanked, whipped, flogged, cropped, or paddled so hard that you were permanently scarred?Been nipple-clamped?Been clamped or clothespinned on any other part of your anatomy?Been blindfolded for any activity other than "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?Been sensory deprived (blindfolded, earmuffed, and in some cases gloved)?Been tied by the hands?Been tied by the feet?Been tied by the hands and feet?Tied by some other body part (like the breasts, balls, or hair)?Been shibari-bound?Been forced to perform oral sex while bound?Had oral sex performed on you while bound?Been penetrated while bound?Been sodomized while bound? (Guys get a two-fer here.)Been bound for longer than an hour?...longer than two hours?...longer than eight hours?Worn a collar or other token of your slave status in public? (Ah, romance.)Been shown off in public as a slave?Been a submissive in a public demonstration (at, say, a club)?Performed a sexual act upon someone else at the explicit, verbal request of another person? ("Blow me.")...to someone other than the person who ordered it?Been bound to a wall for purposes of sex?Been tied to a St. Andrew's Cross or other full-bodied vertical device?Been bound to any object not mentioned here already for the purposes of sex?Been wrapped bodily in Saran Wrap/clingfilm? (Like Roy
Orbison?)Been cast in plaster or some other hardened form of total immobilization for sexual purposes? (That broken arm in gym class doesn't count.)Been duct taped to be restrained?Been handcuffed?Been caged for purposes of sexual pleasure?Been bodybagged? (If you were pronounced clinically dead and stuffed in a bag, we'll give you the point. You deserve a break.)Been scratched during sex?Been bitten during sex?...hard enough to leave marks?Been stitched for sexual pleasure (as in, had someone take a needle and thread patterns through your skin)?Been cut during knifeplay (drawing blood with bladed instruments for the fun of it)?Been burned during fireplay?Been scarred for purposes of sexual or artistic pleasure? (You can see a
gallery of scarification art here.)
Had candlewax dripped onto your skin?Had ice cubes (or any other chill substance) used on you during sexual play?Been bodypainted?Been shaved by another person?Been tattooed?Been tattooed with an erotic image?Had a form of body modification (tattooing, piercing, branding) done specifically to show your love for someone?Been branded?Been suspended (hung from the ceiling)?Worn a groar suit? ("Bring out the gimp." - Zed, Pulp Fiction)Used a chastity belt at the request of a sexual partner?Participated in breath play, where someone chokes you? (Warning: This is extremely dangerous if you don't know what you're doing.)Pretended to be a pony (or pig, or dog, or any other kind of animal) for purposes of sexual pleasure?Had a Violet Wand, black box, or any other form of electrical stimulation used on you? (Again, this is dangerous stuff. Stay away if you're not a professional.)Been voice dominated?

This is what you've been waiting for, isn't it? You've just been clicking
through the mundane stuff, going, "Yep - done that - done that
- done that..." and all the while wondering, "When are
they going to ask me something I haven't done?"

Well, this is the place where all the fetishes come out. This is the bizarre
stuff. The depraved. The deranged. The absolute nadir of humanity. If you
get under 40% on this section, we don't want to know you.

But we do admire you. Not that we'd ever admit it to our parents.

Have you ever...

Entered a bathroom of the opposite sex while you were not accompanied by someone of the opposite sex and were not involved in a search and/or rescue mission at the time?Tasted your own orgasmic liquids?Had sex while either you or your partner, but not both, were under the age of consent for the state that you were in?Urinated on someone else intentionally? (Piss fights!)Been urinated on intentionally?Defecated on someone else intentionally?Been defecated on intentionally?Received money or some favor in exchange for sexual activities?Had sexual intercourse with a religious officiary? (Priest, nun, mother-superior, cardinal, pope, etc.)Had sex with someone dressed as a religious officiary?Practiced bestiality? (avec les animaux)Practiced transvestism?...in public?...more than five times?Ever have to go to the hospital to have something removed from your rectum?Practiced sadism? (for clarification, a sadist likes to hurt others)Practiced masochism? (for clarification, a masochist likes to receive pain)Practiced cocrophilia? (Marked interest in excrement; esp. use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.)Practiced frotteurism? (masturbation by rubbing against another person, The need to rub against another stranger, especially in a tightly packed crowd)Practiced klismaphilia? (A dependency on being given an enema.)Practiced necrophilia? (Fascination with the dead; specif: obsession with and usually erotic attraction toward and stimulation by corpses, typically evidenced by overt acts, like fucking a dead body - eeeyew)Practiced mysophilia? (A dependency on something soiled or filthy, such as sweaty underwear or used menstrual pads.)Practiced scoptophilia? (A dependency on looking at sexual organs and watching sexual activity openly. Not surreptitious as in voyeurism.)Practiced urophilia? (Being dependently responsive to the smell or taste of urine or the sight and sound of someone urinating.)Practiced blood play? (Cutting flesh and drinking the blood.)Been a furry? (Defined, in these circumstances, as someone who is sexually attracted to cartoon animals)Dressed up in a furry costume for purposes of attracting other furries?Been a plushie? (Someone who has sex with stuffed animals - no, really!)Had a shoe fetish?Had a foot fetish to any degree?Had a hypnofetish? (Getting off on the idea of hypnotized people in sexual situations)Had some other major fetish (i.e., been so turned on by a nonsexual object like a refrigerator or a coat hanger that you have masturbated to pictures of it that contained no sexual content)?Been a Gorean (someone who follows a strict male master/female slave relationship as outlined in John Norman's Gor books)?Owned a collection of underwear not originally your own?Worn lingerie? (Yes, men can too)Been a voyeur? (Getting aroused by to the risk of being caught while illicitly peering at another person or couple undressing or engaged in sexual activity.)Videotaped someone in a compromising position without their awareness (i.e., total voyeurism)?Been involved in a threesome (a menage-a-trois) with two males and a female?...more than once?...more than five times?...where the two men performed sexual activities on each other?Been involved in a threesome with two females and a male?...more than once?...more than five times?...where the two women performed sexual activities on each other?Been involved in a double penetration, wherein two men have anal and vaginal sex simultaneously with a woman?Engaged in sexual activities with a person and his/her parent?Engaged in sexual activities, necking, or petting with a person and his/her sibling? (We'll count it if you were the sibling.)Been involved in a gang bang, where several men (at least three) mount one woman?Been involved in a reverse gang bang, where several women (at least three) mount one man? (Check it off and then email
me, all right? You lucky bastard.)
Been in a 69 circle?Participated in a heterosexual orgy or been involved in group sex? (Four people or more, where only heterosexual contact was involved aside from incidental contact. Partners must be exchanged.)Participated in a bisexual orgy or group sex? (Four people or more; partners must be exchanged.)Participated in a homosexual orgy or group sex? (Three people or more [since a mixed-group would be covered under a "threesome"], where only homosexual contact was involved aside from incidental contact. Partners must be exchanged.)Been to an oil party (cooking, baby, Wesson)?Participated in a fuck-a-thon?Used anal beads? (They come as a set of several balls strung together. These balls are inserted into the rectum of one of the participants before sex, and are yanked out, usually by the partner, during orgasm.)Taken out a swingers' ad?...And had it answered with a face-to-face meeting that led to sex?Been to a swingers' club?Gone to a weekend "lifestyle" retreat or cruise?Stayed at home while your Significant Other was out having sex with someone else, and you both knew about it and were okay with it?...More than once?...More than five times?...And been excited by it?...And went for the sloppy seconds?Practiced polyamory?Shared a household with two or more lovers simultaneously?Used a vibrator/dildo or had one used on you?Used a strap-on or had one used on you?Used a foreign object that was not designed for sexual purposes (spatula, coke bottle) for sexual purposes, or had one used on you?Inserted a live animal in your rectum?Pierced your ear?Pierced your ear more than once?Pierced your ear through the cartilage?Opened up any piercing with a wider gauge?Pierced your nose?Pierced your eyebrow?Pierced your nipple?Pierced your genitals?...More than once?Pierced your bellybutton?Pierced your tongue?Pierced your tongue for the sole reason that you heard it made oral sex better?Sucked a pierced nipple?Kissed someone with a pierced tongue?Gone down on someone who had pierced genitals?Participated in a cum-shot, where one partner ejaculates on the other? (Pitcher or catcher, it's all the same to me.)Participated in a tit-fuck (either as the tit or the fuck)?Been involved in a bukkake shower (where the one person induces several men to come in some container, and pours/drinks the semen over his or her face?)Had your stomach pumped in order to remove semen?Willingly urinated on the garments that you were wearing?Willingly urinated on any part of your body?Willingly defecated on yourself?Been fisted or fisted someone?Actively desired an immediate blood relative (mom, dad, sister, brother)?Actively desired a secondary blood relative (cousin, uncle, and so forth)?Willingly committed incest?

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