Step 1: Publish Gospel in the state of Missoury under the title "Bible"
Step 2: Support HOUSE BILL NO. 213
http://www.house.mo.gov/bills071/biltxt ... B0213P.HTMOnce it becomes law,
<s>Step 3: PROFIT</s>
Step 3. Require Missoury colleges to teach the Gospel, since the newly enacted law says:
173.057 (e) "Include intellectual diversity concerns in the institution's guidelines on teaching and program development and such concerns shall include but not be limited to the protection of religious freedom including the viewpoint that the Bible is inerrant;"

HOUSE BILL NO. 213 wrote: (e) Include intellectual diversity concerns in the institution's guidelines on teaching and program development and such concerns shall include but not be limited to the protection of religious freedom including the viewpoint that the Bible is inerrant;

HOUSE BILL NO. 213 wrote:As used in this section, "intellectual diversity" is defined as the foundation of a learning environment that exposes students to a variety of political, ideological, religious, and other perspectives, when such perspectives relate to the subject matter being taught or issues being discussed.

Gee, this bill doesn't seem to directly contradict itself now does it? I guess "intellectual diversity" is only valid if it comes with the preconceived notion that the bible is inerrant. Firicking gag me with a spoon!

I also liked this part!

HOUSE BILL NO. 213 wrote: (h) Establish clear campus policies to ensure freedom of the press for students and report any incidents of student newspaper thefts or destruction;

Are newspaper thefts in schools in Missouri a big enough problem that they need legislation over it? What if said newspapers state that the bible is not inerrant? Can we steal them and burn them then?[/quote]

Of course I have. I`ve joined many internet forums in my time (more so than any fifteen-year-old should), so I know better than to avoid the FAQ.

Right. Larger font. Got it.

Proper protesting would be a good subject -- it seems as though many idiots (at least here in St. Louis) have no idea how to protest without it getting totally out of hand, with the SOLE exception of the National Day of Silence.

A Pastafarian with a Catholic best friend.I carry her rosary; she carries my eyepatch.Yay religious tolerance.

Most teenagers carry condoms in there wallets.I carry a guitar pick.BECAUSE MUSIC IS BETTER THAN SEX....Then again, I`m a virgin.

Can you please stop from posting multiple links to other sites. The mods and admins have tolerated your presence to date, presuming you are not a spammer. That consensus is starting to change. Spammers get mericlessly treated here, so look out - and yes I've just canned two of your threads.

So if you want to start contributing to the broader discussion here, get posting something constructive.

I think as Pastafarianism becomes a larger religion, and it will become quite large, it will earn a spot in schools.

Already at Missouri State University there is a FSM club, and the school hosts debates between Pastafarians and other people quite frequently. I try to attend as many of these debates as possible, they are quite hilarious and thought provoking.