Four fashion stories to make your Monday a little more bearable.

Lane Bryant is throwing major shade at Victoria's Secret with its latest ad campaign featuring the hashtag, #ImNoAngel. The retailer's black-and-white photos are subtly similar to Victoria's Secret's 2014 "The Perfect 'Body'" ad, which received such heavy Internet backlash for "irresponsible marketing" that the lingerie store retracted the the slogan. [Fashionista]

Madonna — defier of aging — covers Cosmopolitan's 50th anniversary issue, on newsstands in May. The pop icon also was featured on the glossy 25 years ago for its anniversary special, proving that some things — like Madge's sex appeal and coolness — never change. [Cosmopolitan]

Worried that your nights out aren't healthy or wholesome enough? Gwyneth Paltrow can help. The Gooper recently purchased property on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood and has made plans to transform the space into an exclusive, high-end restaurant and nightclub. Because a gluten-free lounge is just what L.A. was lacking. [Marie Claire]

Forget Birkenstocks — the latest fashion footwear resurgence comes in the form of Velcro sneakers. Superga, Rag & Bone, Marni and Kenzo are among the brands bringing back the '90s staple, just in time for Coachella. [WWD]