What made you howl with laughter?

Ok so I have wanted to make this thread for a while. There has been some shit which was so funny it was too good for the smile thread. I have 2 stories to share. Before we begin, let me just say that NO ONE here has heard my full out laugh. Not even that KSI video brought it out. When I go full out I kind of sound like Jimmy Carr and I convulse and just die. Ok storytimewithhunturk. Remember i go to boarding school as this is kind of relevant.

1) This happened last term. Me and about 7 of my friends were walking back to house from lunch and just cracking jokes etc when we saw a boy from a different house about 75m behind us. We don't dislike him, in fact I am good friends with him but we decided to wait for him and rush him. However someone had the idea of waiting till he came to us then using him as a sort of key to get into his house. So we hung around and tried to make conversation and when he opened the door to his house we charged.

We ran straight into their main common room, which was filled with year 7s. As I ran through the doorway screaming I felt like a fucking Viking just pillaging shit. Then the shit hit the fan and all hell broke loose. We started overturning their tables, we stole all their food and we threw chairs everywhere and pushed over all the other boys. We all left then realised that one of our guys had been left alone with about 4 people from my year who had arrived. We charged back in to get him back which we did.

When I got outside i fell on the floor and literally died from laughter. I was crying and laughing and the same time. My whole body was just convulsing. i had to be carried back to house thats how bad it was.

I will write story 2 tomorrow. What were the funniest moments of your life?

Personally, i don't take a stance on whether or not there is a creating entity because i'm humble enough to realize, in my fucking insignificance, the concept escapes my comprehension with a lead of 9001 light years.

I hope your trolling us because what you explained isn't funny at all... Very immature and if it's true I lost a deal of respect for you, don't really care how old you were at the time.

I'm assuming your in a country where it's illegal to possess guns. If that'd happen in my house.... 7 strangers charging into my house, at least one screaming at the top of his lungs. If you were all over 14-15 I would've pulled my gun, honestly.

Oh god, that's the exact kind of thing that happened a lot at my boarding school.

We had to have room checks done by the RAs at 10:30 every night. Every two weeks or so, we'd do something really awkward to creep out whichever RA was checking--things like "no music or talking" or "when the RA passes your room, start walking behind him." Welp, someone decided that it was about time to have underwear room check. Everyone shedded pants and shirts (including myself) and it was only then that I realized that I was the only guy in the hall who didn't wear boxers and my junk was rather obviously outlined. The RA came onto the hall and when he passed by my room, upon seeing me, he kind of jumped backwards in pure surprise.

That was the last underwear room check ever held.

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Hey guys, lets all remember here that this is Symthic, and we are all mature enough to debate a topic without becoming emotional or insulting. Ad Hominim attacks only demonstrate that your position is weak and that you've run out of supporting evidence and serve to undermine your own position. I hope no one here drops to that level.

Me neither, but I know a whole lot of peoples who had, and their stories are still hilarious, even they tells it for the seventh time
They're eyes are like sparkling while they tell and remember, and sometimes they laugh so hard they can't even finish the story

We have a bunch of boarders at our school, and the shit they do is outrageous. They put up with crap from Year 8 through to Year 11, and then dish out an unbelievable amount to everyone below them to make up for what they took

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You guys are taking this way too seriously. "Vandalism"? We pushed over some chairs and tables. Autosynthesis is right, you guys clearly don't understand. No one was hurt, nothing broken, it was just hilarious for both sides. The food we took was 4 loaves of crap school bread....

Personally, i don't take a stance on whether or not there is a creating entity because i'm humble enough to realize, in my fucking insignificance, the concept escapes my comprehension with a lead of 9001 light years.