Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Comments

How does she meet people?
"Hi, I'm an artist."
"Wow, cool. What do you do, oil or watercolor?"
"No, neither. I do risque needlepoint."
"Huh. Those are two words I didn't see together."
"Yeah, and I've been censored!"
"Huh. I feel conflicted."
"Me too."