Have you ever:1. shoplifted? No2. sped? No3. committed acts of vandalism? Well... Maybe a little 4. murdered? Heck No5. committed acts of terrorism?: I once smashed a big plain in to the World Trade Tow... WHAT DO YOU THINK?!?!

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: 3, only to people who are being asses

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: 8, all computer related

What is your most frequent typo?: I typo a LOT, but i have spell check

How would you describe your social position?: OK I guess.

How would you describe your life?: Crap. I'm sick. But when I’m not it's good

How would you describe yourself?: Quiet, nice, Easy-going

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I just registered

How would you describe spam?: HATE IT

How would you describe this questionnaire? (easy target): Good, but weird questions.

All work and no play...: Makes Brainy a grumpy sun of a [above reference expletive]

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Not a single minute.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Nope.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Nope

2. sped? Nope

3. committed acts of vandalism? Yes

4. murdered? Nope

5. committed acts of terrorism?: Nope

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: I frequently think about the Vandalism one. I'm oddly destructive.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: I'm on GTAForums.com. That should explain it

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Twelve.

What is your most frequent typo?: Any of the shorter words like 'Two', 'For', 'And', etcetera.

How would you describe your social position?: Nonexistant.

How would you describe your life?: Stagnant

How would you describe yourself?: A stubborn son of a gun with an odd addiction to the oddest things.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: No idea. I only came back recently.

How would you describe spam?: Waste of space.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): SPAM!

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Neither.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually). Hm... I'd love to say 'WTF?, hell no!', but Fuzzy Juzzy DOES seem tempting...

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Never.

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). THE BEST DURNED THING EVER MADE!

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? I don't have to explain it to them. They do the exact same thing. And yes, it's a guilty pleasure.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? If people don't know it already, it means I don't want to share it.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: Not really.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: User.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Counting all the music equipment, speakers, MIDI Controller, Mixer, Mic, PreAmp, Amplifier, External Hard drive, Internet dongles and such, and Random electronics on shelf? A lot.

What is your most frequent typo?: Strength (strenght)

How would you describe your social position?: Chilled.

How would you describe your life?: Turning around.

How would you describe yourself?: Relaxed.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: To see new posts and new people.

How would you describe spam?: Something that is unneeded or unwarranted.

One many electronic gagdets are within 1m of your position: 2; The computer and the telephone.

What is your most frequent typo: THe.

How would you describe your social position: Not 'jock popular', but I have friends. I'm not a nerd, but I'm extremely intelligent. I know quite a few girls (some, very hot) and they're quite fond of me.

How would you describe your life: Stressful, yet worth it.

How would you describe yourself: Easy-going, a little arrogant, intelligent, charming, a bit stubborn, and a bit too fond of my ego.

Why do you keep logging onto GTAForums.com: To feel part of a community; to talk about things other than GTA.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?: Less than 24hrs for car insurance lapse. They really took my shoelaces though, which I found funny. "OMG, I was arrested because my insurance ran out TIMETOENDITALLBBQ!"

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?: Not that I'm aware of

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

No.

2. sped? Yes.

3. committed acts of vandalism? No.

4. murdered? No. Wait, do bugs count?

5. committed acts of terrorism?: Yes, insecticide. HAH!

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?: If I told, I'd likely have to commit at least ONE of the above.

Are you an internet user or abuser?: A bit of both me thinks.

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?: Define "gadget"...

What is your most frequent typo?: Anything that has two letters that are switched around; brian is faster than figners...

How would you describe your social position?: Depends on how well we know each other.

How would you describe your life?: Interesting. As in the Chineese Curse.

How would you describe yourself?: See above.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: Why not? Ok, that and the DRAMA~!

How would you describe spam?: That stuff by Hormel, right?

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): I really should've cleft this topic alone...

AndyGanteks

The Yardies

Joined: 03 Jun 2005

Most Valuable Player 2014
Contribution Award [Sports]
Most Skilled Player 2013
Best Event 2013 "GTAF Gang League 2013"
Most Valuable Player 2012
Best Contributor [Multiplayer] 2012
Most Valuable Player 2011
Winner of World Cup 2010 Prediction League
Best Event 2010 "GTAF Gang League 2010"
Most Valuable Player 2010
Best Team Player 2010

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target): usless, but anyway we are still answering it. Ironies of life.

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? Never, not even god.

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually) I have to be honest? What?!

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never? Random

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). Depends of what do you want me to say

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? f*ck them, if they dont like that they can go and f*ck their-self.

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share? nothing

HolyGrenadeFrenzy

Real-life Name:I seriously have more than one. My name is one of the things I do not want to share at this time but may reconsider if the GTAForums changes.

Real-life Location:Nebraska for now.

Age in Years:35

Star Sign:Taurus year of the Rat during the hour of the Dragon.

Weak Point:The same as everyone elses if you mean physically as in a combat sense of Meridians and Cavity Press. Other than that I am a Brittle Diabetic although I do work to maintain a healthy lifestyle regardless.

Favourite Colour:Tiger Eye and Emerald Swirl. Jade too.

Favourite Number:299,792,458 if in a vacuum otherwise it varies depending on the circumstances.

Car or bus?:Depends but bike, skate or walk is the usual unless it is the Cab.

Capitalism or Communism?:Civil Disobedience when it is needed.....which is often with the current state of affairs. Look at the wheel. When the right becomes facist and it is right next to the left at communist and they nearly meet find the opposite of that place and then put me in a large grey area right there.

So I guess it would be safe to say Neo-Anarchy with a dislike of Nihilism and a belief in both the liberties and rights of the individual and what that can contribute to the community through the use of free will. To me true community can not be demanded and comes from one person deciding what to contribute to others and doing so because they want to. That is what makes it valuable and is the difference between community and conformity which kills community most times while pretentions of preserving it abound they fail for this reason.

All work and no play...:Murders the soul.....After making Jack a dull boy.

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:90 days.

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:No.

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?

Yes, but not for over 15 years and the last time i did I returned and paid for the candy I stole during a hypoglycemic reaction to preserve my life. We came to an understanding and they told me to just ask next time and they understood but said that no one should ever have to steal when their life is at risk. I had to recover my integrity over the issue though.

2. sped? Yes, and on a Mountain Bike at that.....I paid my ticket .

3. committed acts of vandalism?Yes, but not since freshman college.

4. murdered?Not according to the Supreme Court of the United States of America.

5. committed acts of terrorism?:Never.

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:No

Are you an internet user or abuser?:Mu

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:8

What is your most frequent typo?:youitube and their instead of there are my most common typos.

How would you describe your social position?:Village IdiotBesought by some and ridiculed by others and my allies are many and my rivals and enemies are few when the truth is told I have nearly vanished to the degree of my satisfaction.

How would you describe your life?:Very colorful.

How would you describe yourself?:It would depend on whom I was describing myself as the listener dictates more to the speaker than a monologue can predict. Seriously, I could take a long time or a short amount of time depending on the circumstances however I would leave the facts as I know and believe them to be and attempt to be interested in the needs at hand of the discription being given. or as the Village Idiot.

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: I log on to GTAForums? Damn it all to Hell, I didn't realize that I had to keep a log to come here.

How would you describe spam?:Sorta like ham in a can. Spam on the internet is when you intentionally waste someone elses time. Many have accused this of being spam but I believe it is a reflexion of there own inner spam bots that they are directing the spamcusations toward.

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):Interesting enough to do...and sometimes a little strange.

All work and no play...:makes the day go by slow like clay on a bale of hay floating down a bay

How much time have you spent incarcerated?:a little

Are you currently wanted by law-enforcement agencies?:no

Have you ever:

1. shoplifted?y

2. sped? y

3. committed acts of vandalism?y

4. murdered?n

5. committed acts of terrorism?:n

Do you frequently think about doing any of the above? Which ones?:speeding, i'm always worried about losing my license again

Are you an internet user or abuser?:a rehabilitated user

How many electronic gadgets are there within one meter of your current position?:7

What is your most frequent typo?:i don't know

How would you describe your social position?:slow

How would you describe your life?:right

How would you describe yourself?:well they call me the workin' man

Why do you keep logging on to gtaforums.com?: i haven't come on in like 6 months and i don't think i'll come back

How would you describe spam?:never tasted it

How would you describe this questionaire? (easy target):decent thus-far

Bonus Questions:

Do you believe in aliens life or the super-natural? no:alien:

Which admin or GTAF member could you possibly...just maybe..like if you got drunk or something...switch teams for? (sexually)Joe

Sexually Active? Often, Random, Dry Spell, Never?often

How would you describe this questionaire? (if I was holding a gun to your head). superior to all others

GTAF, guilty pleasure or way of life? How do you explain to your real life friends (assuming there are any left) that you post at an internet forum regularly? i don't tell them, i never go here anymore

What is one thing that most people probably don't know about you but you'd like to share?i know cable like the back of my hand

1. What's the one add on or improvement you'd like to see in one of your favorite games?i just want gta4

2. What's your one original ideal or storyline you'd like to see be made into a game?no idea

3. What's a trend you dislike in games at present?futuristic settings

4. What's a trend you'd like to see continue. gta

5. Which should take a definate lead in next-gen consoles, high end graphics and processing power or more complex scripts for increased realism in how models interact with the player?graphics and power