Seen the ring? This shows a flash show of The Ring video, then a few seconds letter you get a phonecall like in the ring saying you will die in 7 days if you don't do ________________ whatever was typed.

Lots of other pranks on the site. Not sure about the registration thing since my wife only did the one thing on me. Funny though!

After being bribed with an old P233 Gateway system, the 26-year-old Systems Programmer was convinced to leave his apartment in order to demonstrate his RPG-As-Real-Life system.

"Okay," Davis explained, "the goal here is to gain experience so you can level up - just like an RPG. For example, I haven't had a date since about the time that Skies of Arcadia: Legends came out. So my objective is to talk to girls without being paralyzed by overwhelming social anxiety."

He continued, "Every time I talk to a girl, I reward myself with some experience points. The longer the conversation, the more experience I get. Instead of playing as a character in a game, I am the character and my social life is the game. In the end, I am able to transform an unknown, frightening reality into a comfortable, exciting fantasy. Remember - reality: bad, fantasy: good."

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Davis then made his way to a nearby bus stop where an aged homeless woman wearing Hefty bags on her feet was slouched against a fire hydrant.

"Now THIS is more like it!" Davis exclaimed enthusiastically.

He proceeded to have an animated discussion with the transient. After several minutes of conversation, Davis presented her with $1.58 in loose change and reported on his progress.

"I'd say I only get 5 EXP for that encounter," Davis said with some disappointment. "She was a very low-level creature. Still, every little bit contributes to that next level." He then logged the five experience points into his PDA.

PoisonAlchemist: Man Muro, you boost my confidence and then you just go crush it with a heartbreaking work of staggering genius.Pariah: Don't tell him things like that, if his head gets any bigger he'll float off like a weather ballon :p

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed WindowsXP on my PC. I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows XP CD. To my surprise he threw it into my microwave oven and turned it on.

I gave a cry and groped for the tongs, because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry; it is unharmed.' After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.'

I received the CD in my shrinking palm: It seemed to have become thicker and heavier than ever. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, an inscription finer than anything I had ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as youare packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with theirbreasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not tolook.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask youfor a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's.You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having intimate relations with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat andperforms oral on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th,& 24th.Also December 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday andvery likely again this upcoming weekend.