Cham-pain boy you must be the luckiest sonofabitch I have ever
met. You got your ass beat and still pulled off the win of the year when you
squeaked one by The Magnificent One. You obviously had no idea what was going
on, you were expecting someone else (for all you idiot inbreeds that are having
this column read to you that was a JUICE reference )? You pink pansy, you are
nothing compared to He Who Tastes So Yummy. That's right The Other Dark Meat is
out to replace the Legend. The "WHOOO" Ric Flair of the Indies.. You
know I have heard the rumors about you and you know what when I heard you were
excited about your upcoming match with The Sweet Meat. So I walked up slapped
you right in the chops, so you knew it wasn't like that. So tell me Champ what's
did it feel like. I mean serious. I have never seen you broken to that level.
Then again you never faced me before. I'm coming for all you got Lily and I will
snatch that gold from around your waste (and yeah I meant to spell it like
that). You see Gotti is the man, the only man and I WILL take that title. . Not
too much comedy in this one Champ or should I say Chump. You got lucky that
time, because I am the Master of Disaster the Duke of Destruction (and I'm
pretty too) I mean I AM