A confused nine-year-old asks his mother, “Is God male or female?” After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, “God is both male and female.” This confuses the little boy, so he asks, “Is God black or white?” She responds along the same line, “God is both black and white.” This further confuses the boy so he asks, “Is God gay or straight?” The mother becomes concerned, but answers nonetheless, “Honey, God is both gay and straight.” Finally the boy’s face beams with understanding and he shouts, “So God is Michael Jackson!”