I am an evil giraffe. But I'm trying, Nick. I'm trying REAL HARD to be the wizard.

Freddie Mac is asking for $10.6 billion in additional federal aid after posting a big loss in the first three months of the year. It’s another sign that the taxpayer bill for stabilizing the housing market will keep mounting.

Asking the government to keep you afloat as an alternative to actually operate under sound fiscal principles, that is. Of course, I neither: