Taking One for the Team

Herbert recently lost his job as the household doorstop, so when The Dog offered him the opportunity, he couldn’t turn it down. You see, The Cat had recently upped his efforts to sabotage The Dog; and he suspected his Kibble was being poisoned in an attempt to be dethroned as man’s best friend. Frankly, Herbert felt bad for him, because let’s face it, The Dog was not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Listen, Dog, I agreed to test your food, but do you have to hover over me like some kind drooly sweater?

I’m putting my neck on the line for you, the least you could’ve done was supply a step ladder.

I’m going to be honest with you: this crap you call food is so disgusting that I wouldn’t know if it was poisoned or not. Here’s an idea, maybe stop being so eager to please everyone and demand a real meal.

Take one step closer to me, Dog, and I’ll go straight to The Cat and tell him that you want to replace his kitty litter with Pop Rocks Candy.

Aww, when I raised hedgehogs (pets, not retail) I had an escape artist bebeh hedgie. Everytime he would escape his cage I found him in the kitchen in the cat food dish. Our cat was scared to death of the little pin cushion.

My atty just came out to see what was making me laugh out loud. Told him about pop rocks in the litter box *snicker* and he was not amused. Apparently, there’s no humor in the legal field, just like there’s no crying in baseball.

HRH Isolde Maeve would be definitely displeased by pop rocks in her box. I however, would be thoroughly entertained for the evening! I salute you, Prongs!

Resriechan: Your “Squee” has been duly noted on the record as the second nomination for Benson Hedges. Per Thompson’s Rules of Parlimentary Order, once a motion has been seconded, there should be a call for votes. I guess to be fair, I should have said “All opposed say “NUFF”. But it’s been a LONG day

SQUEEEEE for Benson Hedges on the job! Checking out the food for DNA that might implicate someone ..if my brain weren’t fried from work I’d think of something clever..
Benson the HedgeHog
Climbs into the dog’s food dish
Confusion ensues

How funny can you possibly be cute overload? How long will you continue to completely crack me up? Hmmm? How many times will you make me snarf various liquids (water,coffee,milk,etc.) out of my nose? Why am I always drinking a beverage when I come to this website? I don’t know! But I blame you all!

Please do me one favor, if you would be so kind.
The next time you open up CuteOverload on your computer, please call me. I’ll use the bus system; I’ve got enough money for a round trip fare. I’ll be happy to attend to keeping your glass full to the rim. Oh, no. No remuneration will be needed. Oh, you’re so thoughtful, really.
No, I just want to help, in any small way that I can.

um, I’m sure that seafoodpunch means something very specific that we (oops, I should just say that I) am not clever enough to understand. Perhaps he/she/it was THINKING of the curled-up doggie but distracted by the adorable Pokiness of Senor / Senorita Hedge. P. Hogg. Yeah, that must be it.

Remember, very often peeps here are making some amazing subtle references. Soemtimes, even after a COer EXPLAINS the subtle reference to me….I *STILL* have absoLUTEly aucun idee (french for huh) what they mean.

I know there are about 23 hours daily, when *I* make no sense, even to MESELF!!!
Quills & fuzziness to all.

@ QoD: now it’s 2:40 am & I only ever got one item from you tonight in CT, not two msgs; you said you tried to send something to Clea;sl; but it didn’t come into my mailbox I think you sent it somehow to a slightly wrong address.

Go to your personal email address (the one named after one of your family dogs; laddersomething I think). I sent you several items last night & tonight there & we already confirmed that we have ea. others’ correct emails. We’ll fix the situation. Sat I will be gone all day; very late-night change of plans. I don’t want to keep having to find ea other through CO.

Sorry people. She’s in Las Vegas & I’m in Fla, among other complications. We’re trying to get in gear.

WOW now that’s some seriously skillled research. How did you find that detail out? and also: is that( the dog’s name), the Norwegian word
for ” to hurli// to vomiti”?:)
Signed,
Here we go to work outside all day

Resriechan – The Ikea reference was entirely fallacious but the Swedish word I was attempting is a bit rude, only along the lines of merde. However I saw my Swedish friend this evening and asked the spelling and I am not remotey close.

The first pic I looked, saw a mopey dog, and then looked at the second pic and started howling. Only a hedgie can drape itself so artfully over a food dish. My hedgie will freeze in his eating if I got too close. You just never know what a hedgie will go for. My Cal Jr. will climb anything and poke that lovely hedgie nose of his into anything. I have my hands full with my current hedgie these days. Unfortunately, my dog does not like my hedgie but at least the 3 of us can snuggle together for quality time.