We were never worried about Foursquare, but these days you just have to be paranoid about Zuckerberg. Our fears were considerably allayed by your keynote speech. “Pokemon for adults”? We’ve never been more excited to have our actions determined by a third party! And for that reason we’re obviously extremely excited for Gifi.

Perhaps your greatest win yesterday was Gavin Newsom‘s attempt to claim you as his own. The man is nothing if not trendy.