I am absolutely in love with… Joe. He is insanely robust and tantalizing… HUBBA. HUBBA. You might be a bit taken aback by my aroused confession (and possibly confused by the swirling hunk of awesome above) considering at this point you probably all know that I have a fella in my life that ain’t your average Joe… He’s wayyyyyyyy above average But don’t be… Because he and I have a very open relationship… WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD that is! [Read On!]

Did you know that ripe cranberries can actually bounce like rubber balls… Or that one fast food hamburger may contain meat from roughly 100 cows! You learn something new (even if you may not want to) every day… Right? And if you’re currently eating a burger right now… You’re welcome. Well… I am about to inform you about something else you might not know… I do not own an apron…. Say WHAT? STOP THE PRESSES! GiGi does NOT OWN AN APRON, FOLKS! When [Read On!]

Who here craves… Monosodium glutamate mixed with some moist tapioca dextrin and succulent dimethylpolysiloxane… Piled high with… TBHQ, ammonium sulfate, liquid yeast, palm kernel oil, cheese culture, oleoresin and caramel color… Oh and lettuce, yes, lettuce too… But of course. Um. Didn’t your grade-school chemistry professor tell you to NOT ingest any chemicals? Then why in DA FAK are so many FOAMING at the mouth for the juicy poison I described above? Think about this…. Wanting to nosh on that [Read On!]