Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

PD211-212. Clean limmies from Limeys

A tone-deaf old person from TringWhen somebody asked him to sing,Replied, "It is oddBut I cannot tell 'GodSave the Weasel' from 'Pop Goes the King.'"

'Tis said that the old Earl of Warwick(A personage very historic)Dismissed his physician(A man of position)For making him drink paregoric.