Sam: You're in it right now, aren't you?Andrew Largeman: What?Sam: My mom always says that, when she can see I'm like working something out in my head, she's like, 'you're in it right now' and I'm looking at you're telling this story, and you're definitely in it.

Chad: Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person. Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?Chad: Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator.Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?Chad: I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind, Troy.Chad: [Mrs. Fallstaff, the librarian appears] It's foreign territory.

Kathy Selden: Now look, Miss Lamont, Don and I...Lina Lamont: Don? Don't you dare call him Don! I was calling him Don before you were born! I mean... You-you were kissing him!Don Lockwood: I was kissing her! I happen to be in love with her.Lina Lamont: That's ridiculous. Everybody knows you're in love with me.