Audrina Patridge believes in Doggy Heaven. Or something.

Audrina Patridge poses for PETA’s campaign encouraging people to adopt from animal shelters. Or at least that’s what they’d have you believe, and I’m calling bullshit. There’s no way that’s Audrina. The real one could fit at least four-five dogs between her breasts. If not eight. No dice, PETA. Just for that, I’m eating a burger – at a cock-fight. I went there.