This Documentary About Male Strippers Is Magic Mike in Real Life

Put it in theaters RIGHT NOW.

Here's something to keep you in good spirits until Magic Mike XXL finally comes out: a documentary about real-life male strippers called La Bare, directed by Magic Mike's own Big Dick Richie (Joe Manganiello). A trailer for the film, which hits theaters June 27, premiered this week, and though the clip is only two minutes long, it's already very clear that this movie needs to win all of the awards.

"Men are more like a microwave, and women are more like an oven," says one delightful, pro-stripper lady interviewed in the trailer. "We need a turn-on period." Can everyone collectively work on making "preheating" new slang for foreplay? Great, thanks. Another fun quote, this time from a man who appears to be some sort of stripper whisperer: "First, I mentor their bodies. Then I start mentoring their minds." Why yes, I would like to watch several montages of that happening.

The red-band clip below does not include any graphic nudity, but does feature many muscle-bound, gyrating men, so consider it just slightly NSFW.

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