Cue me looking up polyamorous marriage /again/ and getting disappointed and sad /again/. Okay. Who should marry who, then? XD Mitz might start out thinking that Mouse and Snooze should marry, since they're the ones that made a baby together, but that stance won't last long. Like, more than two sentences. Because, basically, he would like to be a good husband too.

/awwwwww/. They could just avoid the marriage thing altogether, I guess, and write up a bunch of contracts so they're each other's next of kin/hospital contact/on the bank accounts/whatever else one needs? Everything except the tax breaks could be arranged without an actual marriage. (At least in the US, I know not what country this is set in.)

I promised Noc at some point that I would bust out Australia just to mess with her. XD But this one's yours, so set it wherever you want.

point, not poing, silly fingers.

They can still have the wedding! Big white dress, tuxes for the guys, all the guests and flowers and cake. Nothing stopping them from having the party. And Harry and Lucy would be /the cutest/. Also I would like to see Helen and Lucy trying to make small talk.

oh man I would not like to be Mitz and Mouse at all during that conversation. Jesus, the amount of things Helen could say to Lucy, just in passing, that would be able to break her little Stepford-wife-doll mind.

THE VERY LANDSCAPE IS AGAINST THEM like they didn't have enough problems in their relationships.

She might have difficulty getting to Lucy at first. She can be /very/ dense when she wants to be. But it would happen. And then Mouse would have to try to decide whether she can kick Mitz's mom out of the wedding for making her mom look that horrified, or if this is the kind of thing that the old people are supposed to work out amongst themselves. Meanwhile Harry is giving Helen murderous looks that she does not register at first, and then she sets in on him.

::runs awaaaaaay:: No bloodbaths at the wedding, Mouse insists. After the wedding, if they have to, they can fight to the death gladiator-style.

Oh, hey, question about vamp'verse wedding! Again. Are they going to keep dating Mouse after the wedding? Because they were trying to get somewhere in the three-person relationship, but they haven't talked about it, and Mouse has more or less assumed that once they're married they're off-limits.

I really don't think it's fair to encourage a gladiator style match against Harry. He has an unfair advantage there, being a complete psycho.

Hm. Well. Mitz kind of figured it'd be honeymoon, honeymoon period and then business as usual? Not that he wouldn't want to see Mouse but his mind would be all kinds of Snooze and Snooze related things and he always feels bad when he talks about Snooze to Mouse, so. But, yeah, he doesn't see why it would stop. He just felt - I think something happened, I can't remember too well, but something happened where Mouse and Mitz had a Talk about their relationship or something and he realised how he's been holding him and Snooze back in the faint hopes that Mouse would be part of it all and when she said that it'd take a while if it happened at all (again, I don't remember exactly what was said and this is probably just Mitz's interpretation) then he decided to go ahead.

Meaning, essentially, that Mitz would not mind picking up where they left off but he really doesn't think Mouse wants to.

Yeah, I remember that Talk. I think that was like Mouse and Mitz decided that they should be trying to have a relationship as well, and they'd work on that, but it should be separate from whatever's happening with Mitz and Snooze, because Mouse can't move as fast as they do? But she assumes that they'll have a delightful honeymoon period and then come back and be content with having each other, and has at least subconsciously decided that she'll just back off entirely. ...they should talk about this. Snooze should be involved.

She would probably go out with them if they asked, but she would be very confused. And I think it depends on how close they were before the wedding? Mouse and Mitz had that talk, and so did Snooze and Mouse, but I don't think anything ever actually changed.

Ugh I really wish they were able to get their acts together in this 'verse >_< This is so much work. And it makes Mitz all nervous and stressed and twitchy. That kind of thing - well, pushes him towards becoming a wolf king or whatever, but still.

Yeeeeeah, Lucy would take Helen down in a hand-to-hand fight, it has to be said. Though Helen would fight dirty for a little bit. Probably after getting punched in the face while talking about how only idiots engage in this kind of physical confrontation.

Honestly, it's one of my favourite 'verses, just because it /is/ so much work. No falling fluffily into hot tubs for these guys! And anyway, Mitz and Snooze are nice and easy nowadays. Plus, a powerful, confident Mitz is an entertaining Mitz.

Oh Helen. Nice try, really, but Lucy is gonna sock you one for talking bad about her husband. Hm. I wonder if Jacob might not actually win overall. He is a spy or whatever stuff.

It's fun! But I do not like the Mitz whinings that come through my headspace. He's such a little bitch. For a wolf king. He makes me say that because he feels all smug and proud of himself and puffs his chest.