So, I finally got around to uploading my fics onto my own site (Plug, plug - Morrigan's Harry Potter Slash), and I discovered something. Long before the trailers for Chamber of Secrets came out, I had, in fact, written one of the lines located in said trailer. The line?

You wish. Yes, I have Harry saying it to Draco. *is amused*And no, I don't really think that Steve Kloves, the screenplay writer for the first 2 movies, has really been reading my stuff. I am just easily amused. Be amused with me! You know you want to.

Edited: As shakespearechic was kind enough to hunt up, "You wish" is CANON. And I am a bloody moron. But you knew that already. -.-

I also need to beat altricial with a big stick. She has gone and gotten me into Queer As Folk, and I need another TV show to be into - when I have NO access to a television! I am going to have to beg just to see Smallville every week! - about as much as I need a hole in my head. I have to wait until I get the disks from Toby, which could be a while you know! *is a whinger*

So, yeah. Work tomorrow. *wibbles* Don't know when I'll be home, but I'll be on whenever that is. *clings*

Hrmmm...this is a very good question. Unfort, I do not know - nor can I devote the time to trawling through all 4 books right this minute. ;) But if you find it or I do the next time I read through them, I would certainly like to know!

Honestly, it's such a generic little line, but I was just very amused at myself.

This; and it's still amusing. I wish they'd take more... er... lines.advice from certain fics. But anyway, not I don't have a life so, here we go:

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"Now, Harry," said Lockhart. "When Draco points his wand at you, you do this."He raised his own wand, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action, and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up, saying, "Whoops - my wand is a little overexcited-"Snape moved closer to Malfoy, bent down, and whispered something in his ear. Malfoy smirked, too. Harry looked up nervously at Lockhart and said, "Professor, could you show me that blocking thing again?""Scared?" muttered Malfoy, so that Lockhart couldn't hear him."You wish," said Harry out of the corner of his mouth.Lockhart cuffed Harry merrily on the shoulder. "Just do what I did, Harry!""What, drop my wand?"