New National Anthem: "Don't Touch My Junk!"

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

We have finally reached the point where the government can get into our pants.
Hell, why not? After all, they have been screwing us for years, anyway.
I hope this finally sparks a backlash against the growing tyranny that has become our federal government. God knows we have been needing one for a very long time.
-Dave