You get what anyone gets; you get a lifetime.
When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting.
When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished.
Next thing you're going to be moaning that I ought to get a scythe...

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Anyone dealing out any shit like 'that's a dumb question' will be banned.

This will serve as a staging ground for updating the manual. Let's see how long it lasts.

I was traveling in a dungeon when a door I went through earlier became locked and now I'm stuck in a dungeon! I broke all my lockpicks and have no townportal scrolls! I don't know recall or unlock either!
How do I get out?

This actualy happened to me as a newb, but luckily I did have a town portal scroll.

I was traveling in a dungeon when a door I went through earlier became locked and now I'm stuck in a dungeon! I broke all my lockpicks and have no townportal scrolls! I don't know recall or unlock either!How do I get out?

This actualy happened to me as a newb, but luckily I did have a town portal scroll.

You have a few options.

1. Hopefully you have Kal Por Ylem (Mark) and Kal Ort Por (Recall) and can teleport out if you marked somewhere first. I would suggest EVERYONE get these basic spells regardless of type...

2. You could try to kill yourself (either damage to yourself or run into some respawned monsters) and come back for your gold...

3. Carry lots to Town Portal Scrolls.

4. Carry lots of lockpicks.

5. Worst case, you could /msg a GM and explain the situation clearly and politely and one of us might be willing to /reset you.

It sounds to me like you are in the sewers (or newbie dungeon). That isn't where the Eye is. You have to go through the guild in Nord. Go to the shop in the south-west part of town. Unlock the door there and go down. That's where the Eye is.

Also, there is no way to un-accept a quest, but it doesn't really matter if you accept one. You can always initiate it again later.

Next time you level up, choose INT because you spawned from the shallow end of the gene pool. - eggmceye
Punctuation is what seperates man from the animals - snafu
Main advice is to "RTFM" - email from my supervisor to me

I`m finding that all my keys become unresponsive after someone dies(after the red global death message of any player), except for my movement keys. This only happens on my computer running win XP.. It does not happen on my fathers computer running win 98. Is there any way to correct this?

i am at the quest with richard where i need to go to bay side ruin and find a corpse. now ive been playin about 5 days now and i no that u need ot let things respawn. i watched a corpse come back and grabed it, returned to richard and talked to him saying 'corpse', 'body', 'thelisa' (or however he spelt it) and all the other crap which couldve activated the end of the quest. can some1 plz claer this up?

Davak wrote:I`m finding that all my keys become unresponsive after someone dies(after the red global death message of any player), except for my movement keys. This only happens on my computer running win XP.. It does not happen on my fathers computer running win 98. Is there any way to correct this?

I've never had this error, and I use win XP. Have to see what egg thinks.

Nate wrote:i am at the quest with richard where i need to go to bay side ruin and find a corpse. now ive been playin about 5 days now and i no that u need ot let things respawn. i watched a corpse come back and grabed it, returned to richard and talked to him saying 'corpse', 'body', 'thelisa' (or however he spelt it) and all the other crap which couldve activated the end of the quest. can some1 plz claer this up?

EDIT: maby i need to find the statue? but it is not there

If memory serves, it's not the corpse he wants, but the an item hidden under the corpse. Try searching the corpse rather than taking it.

Next time you level up, choose INT because you spawned from the shallow end of the gene pool. - eggmceye
Punctuation is what seperates man from the animals - snafu
Main advice is to "RTFM" - email from my supervisor to me

I'm choking and I have PvP disabled. Will others still be able to heimlich me? What if nobody is around to give me a heimlich? Is there any other cure for choking? I went to a healer, but it didn't help.

Bugbo wrote:I'm choking and I have PvP disabled. Will others still be able to heimlich me? What if nobody is around to give me a heimlich? Is there any other cure for choking? I went to a healer, but it didn't help.

You can still get someone to heimlich you even if you have not /pvp'd. In any case, just die - it's not like you lose xp. Just make sure you die near your bind spot so you don't have to travel far to recover your money.

Davak wrote:I`m finding that all my keys become unresponsive after someone dies(after the red global death message of any player), except for my movement keys. This only happens on my computer running win XP.. It does not happen on my fathers computer running win 98. Is there any way to correct this?

This has happened to me, but for me it isn't connected with someone dieing. Quiting and logging back in fixes it everytime.

Ok, I really would like to know what dex score provides the maximum bonus to attack and movement speed. I heard someone say it was 150, but on the thread about rogues I think Akyla said 200. So what is it? Could you please set me straight?

You get what anyone gets; you get a lifetime.
When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting.
When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished.
Next thing you're going to be moaning that I ought to get a scythe...

I found I was losing all but direction keys on logon,logoff and death messages. Not constantly but in sporadic occurences of the problem. I was solving by loging out and back in. I`ve since successfully(fingers crossed) solved the problem by running EUO in win 98 compatiblity mode. Seems to have fixed the problem so far. (3 days and no problem).