SANTA’S GONE CENTRO: CLAUS

Here, we tell the tale of, “What if fat, old, jolly St. Nick upgraded from his wooden, elf-made, phone to the new Palm Centro? He'd probably become a whole lot cooler and DJ chimney-top parties, get hired as a pitchman for an environmentally-friendly sleigh, and spread holiday merriment via "medicinal" mistletoe.

Yes this is from a time when Palm was a thing.*

*Aw, my first TV campaign. I think it holds up pretty darn well (and so does most of my immediate family. YOU HAVE NO TASTE, UNCLE BOB).

We also rounded up artists to modernize holiday classics from DJ Quick to Pete Yorn.