I speak 5 basic languages, but i don't know this one, although i'm fairly sure i got "get him in the washing machine" and "dad will never know".

He could be part Jamaican as he seems to have an 18" boner, and maybe he was this guys Mata Hari bitch and did big-legs to pass on info about Mr kalak kalak there. Or maybe he just got wasted on Afghan and fell the fuck of his camel.