This is the deal: skirts must be 38 cm or less to claim the half-price discount. According to the Shanghai Daily, women were lining up at the entrance to the park while female staff measured their skirts with rulers. We have a dream that starts off exactly like that scenario. Only ladies wearing miniskirts are eligible for the lower $9 ticket price.

Surprisingly (eh, not really), this wouldn’t be the first of these bizarre discounts in China. Only a year ago, virgins were offered completely free entry into the Zhoulou Wild Osmanthus Frangrans Festival upon presenting their “V-cards.”

Coincidentally, as long as this offer runs, there shall also be a water-splashing festival in which employers hose down the customers. Wet T-shirt contest, anyone? Oh and to whoever thought up this plan, how about free entry for white miniskirts specifically? It’s how we do it in the office.