Wednesday, October 26, 2005

"At some point we need to let our elected officials know that their inability to solve problems in such a way that a court could not step in is unacceptable political leadership."

or

"A number of theories concerning subtextual constructivist theory exist. However, the characteristic theme of the works of Stone is a prepatriarchial reality."

Rich Lowry looks ascance at the writings of Harriet Miers, as revealed through the text of speeches she gave in 1993 to the Executive Women of Dallas. They are so astoundingly poor that you might suspect funny business, or a creation by Scott Ott at Scrappleface. Depressing is the watchword.

The first quote above is from Miers's speech. The second was provided by the Postmodern Generator, a project that creates meaningless essays as a means of demostrating the idiocy of postmodern thought and writing.