This Replaced Heidi Klum

Katie Holmes appears in the newest Ann Taylor campaign after replacing supermodel Heidi Klum which makes this the most ridiculous sentence I’ve ever written in my life. After this one: Vagina waffles. Now, don’t get me wrong, Katie looks good, but that’s also thanks to professional lighting and make-up which still can’t put a soul behind her face. On the other hand, I added shots of Heidi Klum going to a party the other night and never once wondered which side of her neck Tom Cruise fires the tranquilizer dart into. Although I did become frightened and confused at the thought of a woman operating entirely of her own free will. That just seems excessive.

dayum. she looks freakin demonic in that first pic. but then sexy as all hell in the third~
some time like 5 years ago, maybe here or on idlyitw, these pics showed up with her having the worst herpes lips ever. since then it’s been all downhill. but yeah id DEF still do her. she’s not unattractive at all. just.. zombieish

I know she is crazy and all but Katie Holmes is still really pretty and thin, which is pretty much all you need to be a model. She may look bad when she is walking around town, but she always looks smoking hot in magazine photos and red carpet.

Personally, I blame Greg Kinnear. Ever since Katie showed him her tits in that movie a decade ago, her career took the gas pipe/married the pint-sized hyperactive child/started looking like a 12-year old boy.

Damn it Kinnear and your powers of Satan! She could have been something, she couda been a contender, instead of a bum, which she is.