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A young blonde woman is asked out on a date and accepts. The boy picks her up and they go to a nearby carnival in town. They ride a few rides, play a few games, and seem to be generally hitting it off well. During a sort of romantic lull, however, the boy says, "What do you want to do now?"

"I wanna get weighed," she says.

Well, OK, thinks the boy. They walk over to the fortune scales, and weigh her. They play a few more games and stop for food. "What do you want to do now?" asks the boy again.

"I wanna get weighed," she says.

"Hmmm, a little odd but I'll put up with it," thinks the boy.

Again they get her weight and fortune. After a few more games and an exquisite fireworks show, the boy repeats,

"What do you want to do now?"

"I wanna get weighed," she says.

Damn, thinks the boy, she's just too weird for me. They get her weight and fortune, and the boy drives her home.