And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

First off I want to state that I'm probably as tired of posting about Michelle Malkin as you are of reading about her, but...

There’s been a little tizzy in the blogosphere over Newsweek’s hiring of Markos Moulitsas Zuniga on the left and Karl Rove on the right as campaign commentators/contributors.

I wouldn’t get too worked up about it. The fact that they both accepted the invitation shows they share a need for mainstream approbation and a common belief that writing for a circulation-losing, influence-dwindling publication is worth their time.

Coming from someone who just got 86-ed/dehired/sacked/ outsourced to unpaid status/ pink-slipped/decruited/laterally transfered to the oblivion division at Fox, I find it admirable of Michelle to go on record as not willing to give up Jesse's left nut for a real paying job working for the man when she would rather run a shoestring operation out of her basement at a loss.

And she doesn't care at all that Newsweek decided to pass on her after she posted her cheerleader video resume on monster.com . So there. She didn't want your stupid job anyway.