5. Herpe Hangup

6. I'm Pooping

Look, everyone poops. We just don't need the visual. You are our father. You are a superhero to us. And just like we've never heard about a superhero pooping, we don't need to hear about you pooping. Or hear you pooping.

10. Don't Send Me A Pic

11. My Vajayjay Passed!

Your vajayjay passed with a clean bill of health? Well, now I am going to pass on this conversation. And then I am going to pass out and when I wake up I'd like to pretend that this never happened. Thank you.

5. Herpe Hangup

6. I'm Pooping

Look, everyone poops. We just don't need the visual. You are our father. You are a superhero to us. And just like we've never heard about a superhero pooping, we don't need to hear about you pooping. Or hear you pooping.

10. Don't Send Me A Pic

11. My Vajayjay Passed!

Your vajayjay passed with a clean bill of health? Well, now I am going to pass on this conversation. And then I am going to pass out and when I wake up I'd like to pretend that this never happened. Thank you.