Jennifer Lopez’s Navel Anyone?

Despite her album not coming out for another two weeks, a midriff-baring Jennifer Lopez, who’s 41 by the way, stopped by a Los Angeles Best Buy yesterday and handed out pre-signed CD covers. (Don’t be fooled by the Sharpie.) So, essentially she flashed a bunch of people her gut, threw some paper at them and then bailed after taking a picture with a guy in a wheelchair. That’s how I’m reading this. “Yes, who’s a happy little cripple? Who’s still living to the fullest? Do you see how sensitive I am on American Idol? That’s me in real li-” CLICK. “Damn! Took you long enough. It could’ve touched me! *dry heaves* Now, who wants churros?”

Remember back when JLo was the big ass poster girl. Now in the days of Kim Kardashian, Coco, and Serena Williams, her ass doesn’t even rate mention any more. Now she’s got nothing left but her music. Which is worse than having nothing left.