Even the almighty Lerner & Rowe couldn’t pull this one off. A woman is suing the city of New York for $900,000,000,000,000! That’s 14 (count ’em, fourteen) zeroes. Was this a typo? NOPE! Why would anyone sue for 900 TRILLION dollars?

The plaintiff is 46 year-old Fausat Ogunbayo from Staten Island. According to the lawsuit, her beef with NYC is that they put her two kids in a foster home over three years ago. She has accused the Administration for Children’s Services and city for causing economic hardship, substantial economic injuries and violating her and her children’s civil rights.

Whether or not she has a case, there’s not a chance in you know where that she’ll win that many zeroes. But, will she come up with ONLY zeroes?