This is the original weblog for Shayne McClendon, erotica author and good girl. I am not afraid to talk about sex. I am not intimidated by my own sexuality or anyone else's. Push beyond your comfort zone. Find out what makes you tick - what makes your partner tick - and don't shy away from it. Be intimate, be dirty, be real...but ALWAYS practice safe sex and self-respect.

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3.19.2012

Why You MUST Read Shelly Laurenston

My family always knows when I'm
reading a Shelly
Laurenston story. Every few minutes (or for a long period at one
time) I bust out laughing hysterically. Her shifters are just funny, damn
it. For instance, I'm re-reading my copy of "The Mane
Attraction" for the third time and still laughing like a fool.

I don't own a lot of her books because my conservative local
library didn't realize she used words like "cock" and
"pussy" in her work and ordered them all in. Hell, yeah!
I was first on the list and read five in one weekend.

Great characters (strong as hell), interwoven plots that make
sense, steamy sex scenes, and lines I wish to God I'd thought of first...

Don't believe me? Here are some samples:

"Did you just say my ass was
talking to you?" - Sissy

"Again. It's talking to
me again." - Mitch

"And what does my ass say to
you exactly?" - Sissy

"I don't know. It's
speaking in tongues." - Mitch

"I'm not having sex with you
'cause you almost died." - Sissy

"Fine. Hand job?" - Mitch

"No." - Sissy

"Blow job?" - Mitch

"At least let me bury my face between your breasts." -
Mitch

"Don't make me hurt you." - Sissy

"If I do, will I get to call you mistress?" - Mitch

Almost every paragraph makes me laugh, the
dialogue so clever I can barely contain my envy. You have to check her
out. Especially if you're in need of a pick-me-up!

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