On last night's Daily Show, Jon Stewart tackled the council decision that named One World Trade Center America's tallest building, surpassing the Willis (née Sears) Tower. But while toasting to intracity harmony, a pair of commentators had the gall to trumpet Chicago-style deep-dish pizza as one thing Chicago can still hold over New York. It was on.

It's like "sex with a corpse made of sandpaper." It's "an above-ground marinara swimming pool for rats." It's "fucking not-pizza."

This site's feelings on both Chicago and New York pizzas are no secret. Yet the battle rages on.