This isn't the first time Golden State has fiddled with one of its rookies' cars. The first victim was Kent Bazemore, as the Warriors filled the young fella's ride with tasty, albeit buttery, popcorn apt to leave a greasy residue behind.

The question remains: What does the rest of the team have in store for the yet un-hazed Harrison Barnes and Draymond Green (which seems a bit unfair to me)?

It's time for David Lee to take Barnes' car and push it over the Golden Gate Bridge, or perhaps Andrew Bogut can find the keys to Green's ride and fill it full of Vegemite.