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Monday, 23 April 2012

Even The Tories Don't Like Themselves.

Nadine Dorries, the Tory MP who is often seen as the British Sarah Palin and believes that sex is only for rich people, has lambasted David Cameron and George Osborne for being ""two arrogant posh boys" who "don't know what it's like to go to the supermarket and have to put things back on the shelves because they can't afford it for their children's lunch boxes." What's worse," she added, "they don't care either." Tory party HQ immediately went on the attack to defend their blessed leader and his side-kick from such a treacherous stab in the back. "It's all the LibDems fault," a spokesman told our reporter. "If it wasn't for them we could be really nasty and people would love us again. It's a fine thing when you find out that even we don't like us."