I have said it before and I will say it again; I have forgotten more dope moves than most top ranked International Playboys will ever learn.

Here is a dope move, with plenty of style and dash, that I recently remembered, when a couple of cats recently asked me the best way to swoop Gentleman’s Club Waitresses. As we all know, at certain Gentleman’s Clubs, the waitresses can be the flyest girls in The Gentleman’s Club.

Proceed to kick up your handmade loafers at the bar, get a couple high-end Vodka Sodas, ignore the girls dancing, Number Crunch, and make some small talk with the other waitresses (not the target), Exotic Dancers, Bouncers, and the Bartender. Who knows, maybe buy some Beeks or Beans; just make sure you Lock the place down.

The above is all “the set up”; now for the move:

Very important: you have up until this time, completely ignored the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to swoop.

Make sure, as you are making your exit, that you “time” it perfectly so you will pass the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to swoop. This will make the move appear more organic and “free-range”.

Now, walk by the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to swoop, and toss a $50 bill on to her tray, flash your dental work and say, “Take Care”. (A $20 should be good enough in a Down Economy).

Hold it a beat, as she is completely thrown off and has no idea what to say, and then walk out without saying another word.

Roll back into the Gentleman’s Club a few days later, take a seat at the bar and wait a few.

Pretty soon, the Gentleman’s Club Waitress you want to swoop will come up to you smiling and laughing and say, “Hi, my name is Robin, what’s yours?”

Then pull out the sickle, the pick and the shovel and Game Up.

Side Note II:

I have never done this move on a “Civilian” waitress, although I believe it could work. Especially in “cash heavy” cities like Las Vegas or Miami Beach.

Fun Side note:

I have pulled this move off more than a few times. The last girl I did it to, who was really ill, actually got fired from her gig for choking out one of the bouncers on a dare. I think she was taking some self-defense/ju-jitsu classes or something.

i have never tipped a waitress or did anything like you said.
i don’t even buy drink for normal girls cause i am afraid of wasting my money and i have a low budget (67$ and need 20$ for taxi) so i don’t know how it can work.