Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Disgraced, disbarred, and former Durham DA Michael Bryon Nifong has finally tendered his law license eight weeks after he was disbarred on June 16th. True to his strategy throughout the Duke Lacrosse Case he has again made unsubstantiated allegations against an unnamed suspect.

In a letter to Ms Dottie Miani of the North Carolina State Bar dated 7 Aug, he claimed the poor shape of his law license was due to a puppy who chewed on it.

Word quickly spread throughout the community to canine lovers to keep their dogs off the streets. Chief Chalmers could not be reached but the Durham PD promised to investigate the matter fully and has assigned their best District II investigators. Sergeant "No Notes" Gottlieb’s EZ Dry Erase board was wiped clean in preparation and "With What" Himan promised he would buy some film.

Cab driver Moezeldin Almostafa was warned against taking any fares to the Durham Animal Protection Society.

11 comments:

I think it's incredibly telling that Mr. Nifong would regard his law license with such high respect as to (a) not notice it did not have his name on it properly and (b) put it in such a place as to allow a dog to chew on it... When I received by Navy commission, the first thing I did was check it for any mistakes as it served as recognition of the office I'd entered - the second thing was to have it framed and put somewhere it wouldn't be damaged.

I truly hope that M Nifong was making an infantile/juvenile/silly-stupid remark re his NC Bar license. If this is not the case, God bless his soul. He certainly should never be allowed to practice any sort of law anywhere.

:the dog ate my homework, indeed ... and now that I actually LOOK at my law license, my name is mispelled ......: captain obvious: did this not matter before you were disbarred?

I swear, when I first saw Nifong's letter, I thought it was a parody! I was so scared poor KC had been duped by one of his own posters! I mean, nobody could have written a letter that stupid. Then I took a closer look and realized it was REAL!

Lord - no single piece of paper reveals Nifong's breathtaking stupidity more than his own letter of August 7, 2007!

Well, now your're being a wee bit unchaRATible . . . er, too hard on the Mike Baby. I mean the dog may have done it . . . . er, could have done it . . . what poof do you . . . er, proof . . . do you have the dog didn't do it. I mean it might have been a big puppy . . . a seeing eye dog . . . and everyone knows a seein' eye dog can read, rite, and do rithmetic. Maybe the dog knew something no one else knew . . . .

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What does Nifong and the NBPP have in common?

John In Carolina

"He imagines himself confronted by giants."

"A well-connected and well-financed (but not, I would suggest, well-intentioned) group of individuals—most of whom are neither in nor from North Carolina—have taken it upon themselves to ensure that this case never reaches trial. (And if this seems like paranoid delusion to you, perhaps you should check out websites such as former Duke Law School graduate and current Maryland attorney Jason Trumpbour’s www.friendsofdukeuniversity.blogspot.com/, which has not only called for me to be investigated, removed from this case, and disbarred, but has also provided instructions on how to request such actions and to whom those requests should be sent."