Richard: What makes you think you can get a young person to spend good money on something that they can get "for free", or at least at a lower cost?Paris: Because I know one thing about the modern teenager.Richard: And what is that?Paris: That you can get them to buy anything as long as it comes in a leopard print.Louise: True.Madeline: Very True.

(Lorelai is sitting on the couch reading as Rory walks through the front door. The phone is ringing)Lorelai: Agh!Rory: Hey.Lorelai: Gah!Rory: Mom! (answers the phone) Hello? (hangs up) That ringing is not in your head, you know.Lorelai: Uh, you've gotta read this Motley Crue book. I swear, you get to the point where Ozzy Osbourne snorts a row of ants and you think, it cannot get any grosser, and then you turn the page and oh, hello, yes it can! It's excellent!Rory: Why didn't you answer the phone?Lorelai: Because I firmly believe that once you've experienced something five thousand times, you need to move on.Rory: What are you talking about?Lorelai: I knew who it was.Rory: Who was it?Lorelai: The same person who's called the machine so many times now that I actually heard it sigh.Rory: Dean?Lorelai: Dean the determined.Rory: Oh man.(phone rings again)Lorelai: Five bucks says I know who that is.Rory: (answers the phone) Hello?Richard: Rory, it's your grandfather.Rory: Oh, hey Grandpa.Lorelai: He did that on purpose.

(Lorelai rushes through the front door followed by Richard) Lorelai: Rory, we're home! Richard: Next time, stop the car completely before you get out. Lorelai: Rory, for the love of God, be home! Rory: I'm here, sorry! I was on the phone. How was your... (Lorelai wraps Rory in her arms and hugs her very tightly) Ooh, okay. Lorelai: I don't think I've ever loved you quite as much as I love you right now. Rory: Ah, ribs cracking, organs crushing. Lorelai: Yeah, well, love hurts.