10 Things that Need to Die

All of these “things” (not people) need to be loaded into a boat, sailed quietly over to a remote location by captain Charles Manson, shot to pieces with a 5-gauge Gatling machine gun shotgun, doused in flammable nuclear materials, ignited with a Thermite stick launched from an M1A1 Abrams tank, stuffed into an armor-plated wood chipper, and then stomped out by a rugby team wearing ice-climbing boots. Shit. If ISIS eliminated half of these, I might take up a collection to buy them a box of doughnuts. Somehow, I don’t think the FBI would mind.