Selena Gomez Gives Us a Commando Peek Up Her Leather Shorts (Pics)

onSeptember 10, 2013byCletus P. Stillwater, Jr.

I do not get why young starlets refuse to wear panties. I am not complaining about it, just wondering. Even more confusing to me is why anyone would go see a Selena Gomez concert but that is a topic for another day.

The ex-Mrs Bieber was lip-synching…er, I mean singing at a show wearing leather panties…um, I mean shorts. She is wearing pantyhose under the shorts but you can clearly see what drove Justin Bieber to tears.

The first rule of music is, if you can really sing you do not need your cooter hanging out. We have never seen Celine Dion’s bush have we? Thank god we haven’t, I am guessing Celine Dion’s vagina looks like Willie Nelson eating a mayonnaise sandwich.

Do not get me wrong Selena Gomez, I have no problem looking at your vagina. Just do not force us to sit through your horrible music to see it. Let’s make this painless for the masses, set up SelenaGomezsVagina.com and you can post pictures of your vagina all day. Maybe Miley Cyrus and some other shitty singers will show up as guest cooters.

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