You could persuade me quite easily- as long as you promise to never refer to it as your meat again, it’s grim, besides I’m vegetarian. Ew, I don’t even need a cock down my throat to gag when I hear it, lmao maybe it’s because it’s my ex boyfriends trademark? Except his didn’t look like a delicious bit of steak. Ever seen salad fingers? Yeah. Yeah that’s what it looked like- down to the colour. Still gives me the willies. I couldn’t resist that one.