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You have to give it up to the three guys who put the high in hiatus. It’s been a bit of a gap to say the least since the last Beaver Cool Aid. Lisle said it best during this one, “Life Happens.” Lisle, Lloyd and Drew get caught up with on what happened with each other over the holidays…somehow they try to find the funny in all of it and share with you.

00:11 Lisle, Lloyd and Drew pay respect to the retirement of Manu Ginobili
03:01 Louis CK returns to do stand up but is it too soon?
09:09 Eddie Murphy may have 10 kids, but do you need to be a 50+ Dad with newborn
17:29 Drew and Lloyd celebrate their birthday at a Kansas show
21:52 Canada beats the USA again with Sex Doll Brothels
27:50 Miniature horses as service animals on Southwest airlines.
Explicit 18+

00:51 Jefferson memorial: Drew visits Washington DC
03:44 Just A Gigolo: Lisle gets called a playa on Match.com
14:06 Ava’s Rat: LA Lloyd’s daughter wants a pet rat
19:35 Shitting in the Driveway: Someone takes a dump in the driveway at the radio station
24:07 Harlem Globetrotters: Lisle takes the kids to the Globetrotters and he signs a basketball
For mature audiences 18+

The Beaver returns after Drew has been traveling to Toronto where he attends a Blue Jays game and drinks so much he decides to leave in the 5th inning only to find out the next day he missed a no-hitter. Later Drew’s travels take him to Los Angeles where he enjoys a few gummy edibles but loses one. He traces his steps back to a taco stand and finds it on the floor. Does he still eat it? Lisle learns about middle school vaping from his 6th grade daughter. Also, Lisle considers blogging about traveling as a career change but decides he doesn’t like to write. How will Texas handle legal sports betting? Lisle breaks it down. A new Guns N Roses remastered Appetite For Destruction collection is available in June and we discuss “Box Sets For Dummies.” Finally, we pay tribute and say so long to one of our favorite restaurants as long time friend Chuck Stanley closes the CBQ Smokehouse.

In this episode, Lisle’s daughter attempts to make the perfect foil sphere that we discussed in Episode 16…is she secretly listening to Beaver Cool Aid? Drew brings up Carrie Underwood’s plastic surgery which leads to Lloyd contemplating removing a mole his kids have teased him about. Lisle explains why Austin doesn’t care to much about the San Antonio Spurs. Is Lloyd jealous about a new American Idol mentor? And finally, Lisle contemplates pulling off a white-collar crime for an easier way of life…IN PRISON.

Drew discovered how the Japanese pass their time hammering out aluminum foil into perfect spheres, shiny orbs if you will. Meanwhile, Lloyd passes his time at his daughter’s choir concert while being berated by one of the fellow parents. Lisle spends some time near the Alamo while the Final Four takes over San Antonio. Drew is a bit envious over Pat Sajak’s lifetime tenure as host of Wheel of Fortune. Lloyd watches another Broadway production and raves about Jesus Christ Superstar and segues into a s**tstorm of berating the Beach Boys and then literally ends the show with a real life s**tstorm that everyone can relate to.

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