COMMUNIST ACTION WEEK

Mar 21, 2020
• by Boomer Resistor

NEVER STOP RESISTING

I HAVE NEVER, IN ALL MY 76 YEARS ON THIS EARTH, SEEN AMERICA CLOSER TO THROWING THE CAPITALISTS UNDER THE BUS AND IMPLEMENTING COMMUNISM THAN DURING THE CURRENT CORONAVIRUS CHAOS. I HAVE MADE EVERY EFFORT TO FAN THE FLAMES OF FEAR AND LOATHING OVER THIS PAST WEEK. THERE IS A COMMON CONCERN AMONG THE PUBLIC THAT SOCIETAL COLLAPSE IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING WHILE COMMUNISTS ACROSS AMERICA LAY WAITING TO SPRING INTO ACTION AS THE SITUATION GROWS EVER MORE DIRE. WHETHER OR NOT IT WAS THEIR INTENTION, THE CCP HAS PAVED THE WAY FOR FUTURE COMMUNIST STATES WITH A SINGLE COOF. THE GLORIOUS FUTURE WE HAVE DREAMED OF FOR DECADES IS WITHIN OUR REACH AND I INTEND TO FIRMLY GRASP IT.

THIS ENTIRE WEEK I'VE BEEN ENGAGED IN DIRECT ACTION AGAINST THE SYSTEM,AS A GOOD COMRADE SHOULD, AND I FEEL AS SPRY AS A SQUIRREL AGAIN. ON MONDAY AND TUESDAY I SET OUT FROM MY SQUAT AND MADE ROUNDS TO COSTCOS IN THE LA AREA. I FOUGHT PEOPLE TOOTH AND NAIL FOR TOILET PAPER. WHERE THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER I MADE DUE WITH THE ALTERCATIONS IN FRONT OF THE HAND SANITIZER. WEDNESDAY I NEEDED A RESPITE AND SPENT ALL DAY WALKING IN TO AS MANY STORES AS I COULD MANAGE AND COUGHING AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE. SINCE THEN I HAVE BEEN ROAMING THE HOLLYWOOD AREA SIPHONING GAS FROM ALL CARS PARKED ON THE STREET OR PUNCTURING THE TIRES OF TESLAS. THE TIME FOR ACCELERATIONISM IS NOW, TAKE TO THE STREETS AND TRACK DOWN THE CAPITALISTS!

LATE STAGE CAPITALISM IS ON ITS LAST LEGS

THE SUDDEN REALIZATION THAT THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM IS ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE IS CAUSING THE BRAIN OF THE AVERAGE AMERICAN TO SHORT CIRCUIT. WITH THEIR ROUTINE IN JEOPARDY THEY BEGIN TO MALFUNCTION FIRST BY IGNORING THE ADVICE TO PREPARE AND SINKING INTO SOCIAL MEDIA TO COMFORT THEIR GROWING UNEASE. THE SUDDEN PANIC BUYING OF TOILET PAPER IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF THE CONSUMERIST BRAIN REACTING IRRATIONALLY TO THE SITUATION. FORGOING ACTUAL SUPPLIES SUCH AS FOOD, WATER, AND FUEL, THE AMERICAN CONSUMER INSTEAD HOARDS WHAT CAN EASILY BE REPLACED BY A RAG OR TOWEL. AS COMMUNISTS DIVORCED FROM THIS SYSTEM, WE HAVE PREPARED PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY, THEREFORE WE MUST USE THE CHAOS TO OUR ADVANTAGE.

IN A SINGLE COOF THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA HAS GRANTED US A UNIQUE CHANCE TO MANIFEST THE DESTRUCTION OF THE AMERICAN CAPITALIST SYSTEM AND TO BEGIN BUILDING THE COMMUNIST FUTURE WE HAVE ENVISIONED FOR SO LONG. CHINA AS THE PROGENITOR OF THE VIRUS IS SHOWING THE WESTERN WORLD HOW COMMUNISM CAN NOT ONLY RECOVER QUICKLY AND EFFICIENTLY, BUT ALSO GET BACK INTO PRODUCTION WHILE AMERICA FUMBLES. WHO IS THE BEACON OF STRENGTH IN THIS CHAOTIC TIME? IS IT THE AMERICAN CONSUMER CAUGHT IN LINE WITH A CART FULL OF TOILET PAPER AS THE ECONOMY GRINDS TO A HAULT, OR IS IT THE WORKERS OF THE CCP TRIUMPHING AND REBOUNDING AGAINST THE XENOPHOBIA AND INEFFECTIVENESS OF THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT. AS THE ELDERLY WHITE AMERICANS DIE OFF OUR CHANCES AT SEIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION BEGIN TO INCREASE ALMOST AS FAST AS THE CORONAVIRUS ITSELF SPREADS. IT IS ONLY FITTING THAT OUR FELLOW COMMUNISTS FROM ACROSS THE WORLD ARE THE CATALYST FOR OUR OWN UPHEAVAL OF THE BOURGEOISIE.

AUTHENTIC CHINESE CUISINE

THE PANIC WE SEE ACROSS THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN EXPOSED FOR WHAT IT IS, THE DEATH RATTLE OF THE CAPITALIST SYSTEM. COMMUNISTS MUST TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ACCELERATE THIS PROCESS BY ADDING TO THE CHAOS. SOCIETAL COLLAPSE, WHICH WE HAVE WAITED FOR WITH BATED BREATH ALL THESE YEARS IS AT HAND! THE CHINESE WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE GREAT KILLERS OF CAPITALISM, AND THEIR METHOD? COOFING. NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, MY SQUAT-MATE, CHANG, HAS MADE SOME DELICIOUS, TRADITIONAL BAT SOUP FOR ME TO TRY.

✅ YES I AM A BOOMER 👴 ✅ YES I AM A COMMUNIST ☭ ✅ YES I STAND FOR EQUALITY ✅ BLACK LIVES MATTER ✊🏿 LGBT+ PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 I BLOCK NAZIS
FEMINIST AND PROUD, I HAVE FOUR CHILDREN IN THE #RESISTANCE, IMPEACH

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020It's impossible to tell if this is satire or just general boomer incompetence.

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020honestly don't know why commies don't just rebrand to something like thislittle kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism, work with that instead of trying to fight it you stupid commie fucks

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism>little kids are taught >to hate communism>to hate>communism

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020Since when do they teach kids to hate communism in school? They don't

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020honestly don't know why commies don't just rebrand to something like thislittle kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism, work with that instead of trying to fight it you stupid commie fucks

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism>little kids are taught >to hate communism>to hate>communism

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020Since when do they teach kids to hate communism in school? They don't

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism and love capitalism>little kids are taught for a decade plus to hate communism>little kids are taught >to hate communism>to hate>communism

ReplyAnonymous21 Mar 2020Since when do they teach kids to hate communism in school? They don't

ReplyAnonymous22 Mar 2020>implying Trump is anything more than a laughingstock at this point

ReplyAnonymous22 Mar 2020>oh no they might laugh at youthis only works on indoctrinated cult of lib members. you're totally lost without your colbert studio audience to tell you what's right and what's wrong aren't u?

ReplyIPlayPokemonSAGEEveryDay22 Mar 2020First they ignore youThen they laugh at youThen they fight youThen you win

ReplyAnonymous22 Mar 2020>implying Trump is anything more than a laughingstock at this point

ReplyAnonymous22 Mar 2020>oh no they might laugh at youthis only works on indoctrinated cult of lib members. you're totally lost without your colbert studio audience to tell you what's right and what's wrong aren't u?

ReplyAnonymous22 Mar 2020>oh no they might laugh at youthis only works on indoctrinated cult of lib members. you're totally lost without your colbert studio audience to tell you what's right and what's wrong aren't u?