"Robert Young just called. He recommends this Sanka. I guess because he plays a doctor on TV, he feels he has the right to dole out medical advice. But anyway, his identity confusion pales next to yours."

"Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'nee' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history."