Justin Bieber Tried To Sneak Into A Club. It Didn’t Work.

Justin Bieber is a pretty, young, female singing sensation, so you’d just assume that would override such niceties as underage drinking laws. Except that would also be assuming he’s not an obnoxious little shit who everyone fucking hates, so here’s a magical fairy tale about him getting bounced out of Lure Saturday night. E! News reports:

“Someone from Justin’s team had come earlier in the day and told the club that he would be showing up. The club told him they wouldn’t let him in because he’s not 21,” a source tells E! News. “Bieber came anyways and tried to sneak in through a back door.”
However, J.B. got the bust when rapper Game gave him a shout out while on stage—oops!
“The Game was on the mic at this point and saw Bieber trying to get in and shouted that Bieber was on his way inside,” the source added, “That’s when security saw him and escorted him out immediately. He left right away, he seemed really embarrassed.”

Wait. How did The Game know it was Justin Bieber coming in? I thought black people all looked the sa- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*