I have not had the Doritos pizza from Pizza Hut, but I have had a taco pizza, topped with taco meat, melted cheddar cheese, lettuce, raw tomatoes, raw onions, plain tortilla chips, and taco sauce.

There was a local place in Clearwater, Florida, during the 80's, that had an all you can eat pizza lunch buffet, and they stocked it with a lot of weird stuff, including an assortment of dessert pizzas.

Why? Since the solipsist in question has not died, he/she would have no proof that humans are not in fact immortal. Besides that, who to buy it from? We all know that insurance salesmen are not real people.

Heh. In the condo park where I used to live one could often see the sprinklers running in a downpour. After much criticism they made an effort to call someone in the control room to kill the sprinklers during a driving rain or tropical storm. But I'm sure it was on an informal basis. If the condo association board member in charge of grounds maintenance wasn't home to answer the phone the sprinklers ran until the timer expired.

But when it comes to government I can readily imagine them exhuming a corpse to execute a perpetrator killed without the proper jot or tittle.

This one gave me a bit of a laugh. Adding to my appreciation:spam link is removed, but was broken anyways due to doubling 'http' and using ';' in the link instead of ':'Link was for some business directory

It's often said tots spend more time playing with the wrapping than the present itself. When Martin mentioned this on his TV show, he was inundated with people tweeting and emailing photos of their young children having great fun with [url=http://http;//www. . .] cardboard [/url] boxes they'd been given for Christmas. See Martin's blog for the pics.

Irish People Asked To Explain What They Mean By “Sure You Know Yourself”

May 31, 2016 - BREAKING NEWS

THE time when an Irish person could both simultaneously dodge a question and answer it may be coming to a close, as an international court ruling has demanded an explanation for the expression “sure you know yourself”.

For decades, people from all across Ireland have skillfully steered conversations to their liking by simply responding to any question or query with the catch-all phrase.[..]

However, overuse of the phrase in recent times has led to a UN ruling that either the statement be explained in full, or struck from use altogether.[..]

The Irish government is to fight the ruling, stating that it is every Irish citizen’s right to be able to tell you to mind your own f*cking business without sounding rude.