What’s Your Weirdest Search Term?

I celebrated like any self-professed nerd would; I geeked out on stats. But my efforts to Excel-erise them got sidetracked when I noticed the crazy list of words and phrases folks used to find this site.

Feline Fun
My post about a guy I refused to date because he had angel cats on his checks (An Open Letter to Cat-Check Boy) remains one my favorites, so it thrilled me to see plenty of related searches, especially these:

F U cat (Taking grumpy cat to the next level?)

Back check boy (Perhaps the post-wax quality-control person at a coed salon?)

The Naked Truth
When I chose the somewhat provocative title “Tale of a Nearly Naked Neighbor,” I had no idea of the full extent of people’s freakiness, especially in the “privacy” of their own searches:

My neighbor is naked

Naked neighbor blog

Naked with neighbor

My naked dad

I could go on and on here. I uncovered dozens of similar variations of search terms, which brings me to the weirdest one to date:

Neighbor makes me be naked

Umm, if that’s the case, please skip Google and my blog. It’s time to call 911…or perhaps the Neighborhood Watch!

Bizarre searches provide yet another unexpected reason to love blogging. To everyone who’s followed Awkward Laughter, commented on, liked or shared a story, or typed any of the comical phrases above to find me, thank you for being awkward!

How about you? What’s the weirdest search term that’s driven readers to your blog? Or if you don’t blog, what’s the strangest result that’s come up unexpectedly during a search?

(This series appears every other Wednesday. In these posts, I pose a random “What’s Your _______?” question, reveal my answers, and revel in your responses.)