Damian Thompson is Editor of Telegraph Blogs and a columnist for the Daily Telegraph. He was once described by The Church Times as a "blood-crazed ferret". He is on Twitter as HolySmoke. His latest book is The Fix: How addiction is taking over your world. He also writes about classical music for The Spectator.

The Catholic League? Well, they're Americans who campaign against anti-Papist prejudice and filth. FILTH! Unfortunately, they unintentionally end up spreading a bit of it, too.

Warning: I'm about to link to something rather unpleasant. The Catholic League is furious about an Ohio college newspaper that contains a sexually explicit attack on the faith. How explicit? The League will fill you in on the details. If you're easily offended, don't click here.

Now, of course I think the chocolate Jesus is a silly stunt. And I also think that Ohio State University is guilty of hypocrisy in allowing the anonymous Ms Potty-mouth to sound off about Catholics and sex, while alerting the PC thought-police to any suggestion of racism.

But, thanks to the Catholic League, I can't get a certain image out of my mind. No, not of naughty Megan, but of some outraged moral campaigner carefully typing out the words "the best head he's ever had"…