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Noodlin' For Piranhas

(v1)
I'm goin' stir crazy 'tween the floor and the walls
While you noodle every day for catfish
You know I miss you when you're gone so long
And I'm gettin' mighty sick of that fish

(v2
I bought a new dress, thought I'd catch your eye
But now you only think about travellin'
To bigger fishin' holes in your beat-up truck
And I feel like my life is unravellin'

Chorus
Well darlin'...
How about a trip to the Amazon
Where you can fish to your heart's content
In old frayed jeans and lucky bandanas
While I set out to impress in my brand new dress
And send you noodlin' for piranhas

(v3)
Now you wanna try a new position
Well here's one I'd like us to keep
On your way to the ironin' board pass me a beer
Then I'll sprawl on the sofa and sleep

Chorus
Well darlin'...
How about a trip to the Amazon
Where you can fish to your heart's content
In old frayed jeans and lucky bandanas
While I set out to impress in my brand new dress
And send you noodlin' for piranhas

Bridge
When you ain't fishin', you're out with the boys
Noodlin' MGDs and pinup fantasies
Gettin' your redneck kama sutra ideas
I ain't pleased with the way things are goin'
What happened to the cute guy I knew
I'm turnin' into a catfish widow
But I think there's somethin' I can do

Chorus
So darlin'...
How about a trip to the Amazon
Where you can fish to your heart's content
In old frayed jeans and lucky bandanas
While I set out to impress in my brand new dress
And send you noodlin' for piranhas