Supermarket Worker Ejaculated Semen Into Yoghurt Samples

According to a police report, the female victim told cops that she was shopping with her daughter at the Sunflower Farmers Market when she was approached by a “pushy” Garcia offering her the yogurt sample. After tasting the yogurt, the woman immediately thought the sample tasted “gross and disgusting” and, cops noted, “said it tasted like ‘semen.'”

Well, on a positive note her taste buds are in tip-top working order. It was semen.

Garcia is pinched. He has form for masturbating in public and in 2004 he was arrested for being in a Wal-Mart with his penis “hanging out of his pants“.