Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

Cythraul:Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

Cythraul:Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

vudukungfu:Cythraul: Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

go on. . .

"Hey, Lem! See yore buyin' another one o' them Obama punchin' bags. Dint you buy one just yestiddy?"

Cythraul:Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

Cythraul:Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

This is America. This kind of think shouldn't even bump the needles on the "meh" scale. This kind of Spencer's Gifts junk -- punching bags, dart boards, toilet paper with the sitting president's face, etc. -- is no big deal at all and a good butthurt detector when people DO get upset. It's "disrespectful to the office" but we should be happy we live in a place where that kind of disrespect gets nothing but some negative press and online whining, not the maker of the item chained up in a basement getting a car battery hooked up to his testicles.

bwilson27:Cythraul: Repressed Redneck punches the bag furiously in an attempt at a cathartic release. "Damn you Obama! Damn your socialism.. Damn your ridiculous negro lips. Those beautiful, bold, negro lips. That wonderful pretty smile of yours. I mean, damn your economic policies!" the redneck says as his movements become labored and his stamina decreases. "Why do you have to be so hot?! I mean, communist!" the rube murmurs as his energy to resist gives way, ceasing his violent strikes to be replaced with a slow embrace of the punching bag.

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The one in the article isn't even the first one for Obama.[thebsreport.files.wordpress.com image 300x400]

For anyone who hasn't realized it from the pictures in the thread, they make these for all the presidents. I remember seeing one with Reagan on it in a store in Chicago back in the 80s. The same place had one with Bush senior a couple years later.

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