All posts tagged: THe United Kingdom

As a fellow foodie and traveler extraordinaire, the blogs mascot Steamboat Willy and I decided to show you how to spend your fourth of July in Disney World. First things first . . . I’m the realest . . . Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry . . . DARN YOU IGGY AZALEA. The two best places to watch fireworks for the fourth are Magic Kingdom and Epcot. But because I love food so much . . . so very, very much, we decided it would be more fun to eat around the world then afterwards spend the rest of the night watching fireworks in the park. And that is exactly what we did. When you travel the world you get a greater sense of how amazing your own country is, so what better way to appreciate the fourth than by going to Epcot? Just so you don’t get lost here is a map of Epcot. The type of course I took while in Epcot was the Foodie Trek, but maybe you don’t want to …

A woman screams. Shrieking, at a wine glass breaking pitch, as she runs towards the huddled masses down the street. Her makeup running from all of the tears she’s shed in the last five minutes, her shoes are missing, because you can’t run for your life in heels. She finally makes it to the crowd. She collapses on the ground to take a breather, wanting to make sure she’s completely recovered before she tells her american friends the news. All of the women, and a couple of men, huddle around her. They wait silently, not wanting to rush her, but still waiting intently on the words to spill out of her mouth. She gets to her knees . . . raises her hands to the heavens . . . and screams: “THE BRITISH ARE COMING!” All of the girls continue to go buck wild, and as they say ‘fangirl’ very intensely. A couple of them faint, falling over the other girls, who find it not in there best interest to catch them at the moment. It’s more …