Having recently broken up with my girlfriend and moved out, I found myself with the space and time to take up homebrewing again. I brewed quite a bit in the early to mid 90s -- probably about 150 gallons over 3-4 years -- but since then I have used my brewing equipment exclusively to take up space in garages, closets, sheds and moving trucks.

My financial resources being much improved over 1994 levels, I determined that I could free myself from bottling chores. Yes, I was ready to move up to kegging my brews. Over the course of a month in which I brewed my first two batches, I studied this forum and scoured craigslist for kegerators and potential kegerator/keezer conversion candidates. My "first" brew (an AG IPA) having been in a secondary carboy for close to a couple of weeks, it was finally time to stop waiting for the deal of a lifetime to appear and pull the trigger.

Last Friday I ordered a deluxe 2 corny conversion kit from kegconnection (expected next Monday): two Perlicks, dual body reg, etc. On Saturday I picked up a craigslisted Montgomery Wards freezer for $50 from Uncle Crusty in Santa Rosa. I don't know the cubic feet, but it's probably about 7 or 8. There is room for two cornys "off the hump" -- possible, but not likely that you could squeeze a third one in there. However, from the hump to the lip of the freezer compartment is just about 19 inches so I decided to go with a taller than usual collar, 10", which (I think) will give me enough clearance to put two more cornys on the hump when I am ready to expand my tap count. In the meantime I am looking forward to using that space to do some lagering, something I have never had the opportunity to do.

Here's the freezer in its original state:

So, after I picked up the freezer, I wandered around Lowe's a while and picked up lumber and hardware for the collar. I'm going with 1 X 10, which I plan to reinforce at the top and bottom (and wherever else it seems appropriate with 1 X 2 or 1 X 4.

The Montgomery Ward freezer runs great, but looked, well, like a Montgomery Ward freezer: off-white body, wood grain metal lid, brown trim. (Pictures coming soon.) Having seen some of the beautiful rigs people have created, I was inspired to class the thing up. So on my collar material Lowe's run Saturday afternoon, I picked up a couple cans of appliance spray paint, black.

Errands done, I took off for my parents place Saturday evening and then spent a great day Sunday at Gilroy Gardens with them, my sister, her husband and my 8 month old nephew.

Before I get to the next part, I want to explain that I am a reasonably intelligent guy. But, as you will see, I am also the world's biggest dumb@ss.

It was quite breezy most of the day on Sunday, so on the 2 hour drive back from my folks, I was a bit put out that I wouldn't be able to paint the freezer. Then I had a thought: if I put down a tarp, couldn't I paint it in the house? Why not? Why not right in the living room where I'd left the thing after carrying it in and cleaning it? Throw down a tarp and put the freezer on it, paint the thing and then open the windows and turn on some fans, should be fine, right? I am not sure that I have ever been more wrong.

When I got home, the wind was actually not that bad, but there wasn't a lot of daylight left. And I'd already got the indoor painting idea in my head, and yes, I was lazy. Move some furniture, tarp down, read the instructions on the can, shake it up baby and let the painting begin.

I wasn't even drunk.

Here was my inspired setup (inspired by what, I don't know):

I was just about done when I happened to move the edge of the tarp with my foot and WOW! look at that, the carpet under the tarp is still nice and off-white, while the part not under the tarp is . . . considerably darker. Considerable cursing of myself and consumption of alcohol followed. Every inch of carpet that wasn't covered by tarp or furniture had received a nice dusting of paint. Nothing was close to black, but the contrast between protected and unprotected areas was like BMC and IPA.

I phoned an old friend, selected because she lives far away and couldn't tell anyone around here how stupid I was and confessed my sins. I finished by explaining that the worst part was that there were parts that needed more coverage and so I was going to have to overcome my laziness and move the thing outside anyway to touch it up. She pointed out that at that point, I may as well touch it up where it was -- how much more damage would it really do? Her logic was sound and so I finished the thing off. By the way, the paint job is frickn hot!

Here is a (poor) picture of the results:

This morning, I cleared out all the furniture as well as the freezer and the inadequte tarp. I had enough enough sense (somehow) to close off all of the doors to the other rooms to keep the fumes out so the carpet painting was limited to that room and part of a hallway. After work I went to my local equipment rental place and rented a steam cleaner. I had found the names of a couple of likely cleaning products via Google, but figured I would start with the spot remover they sold me. Took it home and experimented, ran out to the hardware store and bought a couple quarts of citri-solv type stuff and a push broom (large scale scrubbing without getting on hands and knees). Long story short, four hours of labor later, the carpet is almost entirely paint free! The machine didn't do a great job on the edges and there are a couple of areas with some spots that show stains if you look closely, but overall the cleaning job was pretty remarkable. I may have to get professionals in when I move out, but it's plenty presentable until then. By the way, if my landlord happens to be reading this, this post is entirely fictional.

Probably no one besides me would be stupid enough to attempt such a thing so I don't think there's much chance anyone can learn a valuable lesson from this. But I think there's a fair chance someone will get a good laugh at it.

Thanks SRM. Forgot to include that on my list of things I ordered from kegconnection. They only sell the lower end Ranco ($60) and not the one that I've seen elsewhere and in some of the builds posted here that runs close to $100. Hope I don't regret not spending the extra.

njnear, I am sure I got some paint particles on everything in that room, furniture, books, piano, pictures, cell phone, walls . . . but in amounts too small to be really visible.

First off, here is a picture of the painted keezer in its designated spot in my "entertainment room":

My plans to have the collar mounted and ready to accept the kegging hardware when UPS delivered it didn't pan out -- just too much other stuff going on -- including brewing a batch of Orfy's Mild Mannered Ale on Easter Sunday. I did however get it mounted on a plywood platform with swivel casters. I bought some moulding to hide this with, but that won't go on until I'm pouring pints.

As of this afternoon, the collar is constructed, painted (yes, I did it OUTSIDE) and has been mounted with silicone on the freezer. Currently it's under a load of books while it cures. Looking like this:

You will note the assorted kegging/dispensing hardware strewn about the area. I had to go buy a crescent wrench today because I did not have one big enough for the CO2 tank. I was thinking about kegging up my IPA and my Golden Lemon 3-Grain, but figure there isn't really much rush until I have the keezer ready to chill them down.

So next steps (once silicone has cured):
- Seal inside seam between collar and freezer (what I did already was just the edges, the connecting surfaces.
- Use the 1X6 in picture to install reinforcement for the lid hinges and the faucet shanks
- Install the temperature controller. One thing I'm still noodling on is where/how to put the sensor probe. I like the idea that I saw somewhere on this board, of putting it in a sealed tubelike container with the goop from inside a blue ice pack. I will probably try to rig up something like that and mount this tube to the collar in an out of the way place

This will get me to the point where I can turn the thing on and let it come to temp so I can keg those two beers and get them started chilling. Still aspiring to finish this in time so that I can pour cold beer on Friday after work.

As long as I was waiting for the silicone union between freezer and collar to cure (thereby forming the new entity we call KEEZER) I went ahead and put my two done beers into cornys.

While it is definitely and nearly infinitely easier than bottling, it still took me quite a while, mostly because I had to read, reread and refer back to the instructions for my PBW cleaner and StarSan as I have not used either of these before.

As to the beers: My #1 Baker Street IPA has good bitterness and decent hop character but seems to lack the body to support the IBUs and the alcohol. Mostly I think the mash was too cool, but recipe probably could use some work too. The Golden Lemon 3-Grain was overall a better experience. A healthy dose of Saaz/Tett bitterness combined with a little spicy kick from the rye. At this point, both of these elements were just a bit overpowering for the "light session beer for warm spring days" thing I was after. But likely they will mellow a bit as time goes by.

I'd definitely wait for carbonation to set in on the beers you kegged before judging them. (I'm not sure what method of force carbing you are doing, but if it's Set&Forget I'd wait a week before saying how they turned out)

Thanks conpewter. I will be force carbing as there is no way I have the patience to wait a week before using those lovely taps. Just have to hope that chilling and carbonation will improve the beers now!

Major progress today, especially toward the most important goal (pulling myself a pint of homebrew).

Silicone cured and collar and freezer now one. I added some wood on the inside to provide reinforcement for the lid and the shanks as well as some extra edge area for the lid to seal against.

That done I attached the lid and voila:

Next I set about getting the temp controller up and . . . controlling. You can see the bottle I want to use to hold the probe in the corner of the last picture. I had to move it from that spot to one that is lower and more in the middle-- at least for the time being -- because the freezer thermometer (visible on the left) was down to 10F. I think once the temperature equilabrates a bit it might be ok up there. Anyway, here's the freezer controller:

Plugged it in and off it went. I was very impressed with how fast it dropped temp.