We made up new names for everyone so that your parents wouldn't get mad at us and there wouldn't be any freaky people trying to contact you. If you want to know who's who, e-mail or im Freaki, but only if I have physically see you before.

"The monkeys in the vents are taking over the world school by school!!!" -Won Kon Fin (mnkyboy)

"Dude!!! Totally!!!" -Freaka and Freaki

"FREAKS ONLY" -Freaka

"Don't take it too seriously, your only in 8TH GRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Kris

"Girl Power!" -Kiil

"How to keep a teacher busy." -Kaly

"And all over town it was well understood that I was knocking them out like Johnny B. Good." -Freaka and Freaki

"NO ONE INTERESTING IS ON! NO ONE HERE IS INTERESTING!" -Freaka

"I'm not eavesdropping, I'm part of the conversation." -Freaka and Freaki

"Old Dan Ducky came to the city. Riding a turtle eating a chicky. The chicky got out and the turtle burped. Dan flew off and landed in the dirt so get out the way Old Dan Ducky. Get out the way, Old Dan Ducky. Get out the way, Old Dan Ducky you're too late to get your sluggy.

Old Dan Ducky was a mighty man. Swam around in a frying pan. Got put in a can like all fried up but he wasn't too sad cuz he threw up so get out the way, Old Dan Ducky. Get out the way, Old Dan ducky. Get out the way, Old Dan Ducky. You're too late to get your sluggy." -Dan, Freaka, and Freaki

NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!
Some ICY frozen dead ppl melted yesterday in Phoenix, Arizona. They had just come out of a company with a large freezer that had become bankrupt. TERMINATOR3 SUCKS & Co. has now taken over the old buisness, and will take in any other ICY frozen dead ppl.

The I JUST WANT TO column, by Ax

The freeky deeky dude says gimme a break column, by freekydeekydude

The FREAKS ONLY column, by Freaki

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