Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Long day? Tiring week? Feeling overwhelmed with the amount of things to do and places to be? Today's sloth understands, and is herself reaching up for a little help. Send her some happy thoughts (or a rope) so she can get what she needs... it's never too far away.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Good afternoon campers, and wishing you a very happy post-holiday laze from all of us here at slothoftheday! Today's sloth had a little too much whiskey pudding last night, which enables her to doze while clinging to her favorite tree. (As if you needed more evidence re: the superiority of the species. Pssht.)

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Listen, it's New York City - rent is high, landlords are shady, and unpleasant surprises are rampant. Today's sloth doesn't mind that you're moving again. She won't judge you, and she has no preferred neighborhood. She just wants to come along, and maybe steal your pillow. So don't break her heart; give her a good home!

Friday, November 19, 2010

In honor of this auspicious holiday, we present to you: live three-toed sloth, featuring face-scratching and picnic blanket. Filmed by us, your humble sloth providers, on location in Costa Rica. Enjoy, and may the sloths be with you all day.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Everyone knows that three-toed sloths are the best. Nicer and slower than their two-toed counterparts (and with tails!), three-toeds are known for their sleepy grins and appetite for greenery. Here, a human attempt at three-fingered communication. Solidarity forever!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

They give us clean air, pleasing scenery, and enriched soil. Also, they're great places for sloths to hang. Today's sloth wants nothing more than to dangle and grin at you. Toss him a smile; it's free!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Today's sloth is full of vigor and ambition, with a bounce in her crawl and a wicked sense of direction. She knows the best abandoned roads, and she's packed plenty of leaves for the trip. But go ahead and finish your tea; you might have awhile.