d20Monkey Caption Contest for March

And now, we bring to you a caption so evocative you can almost hear the goblin version of Def Leppard echoing off of the page. So behold your new strip to gratuitously throw captions at, so get on it! Keep it classy, folks!

Last month we had so many great captions it was unbelievably hard to pick a winner, let’s hope this month is no exception! As always, the winner will have their comedic genius recognized both here, and at d20Monkey.com, gain 3 months of Ascendant time and an Obsidian Portal T-Shirt! Contest ends midnight (CST) on March 30th, so get going! Remember one caption per comment, and leave as many as you like.

And the winner is Andrew B with: “This is exactly why I hate playing with Barry”

So let me tell you about our Changeling campaign. Two twins are trolls, and their sister is a redcap. They inherited this bar which turns out to be a freehold, but the taxes haven’t been paid in years, so the government is about to seize the place. Wait, come back! I’m not finished!