What we like about Rob on Saturday mornings…

Dear Rob,

Moon & I were just chatting online about our upcoming posts for this week, and I realized just how easy-going we are. We don’t fight over who gets to post on LTR vs. LTT, and we don’t really have a posting schedule or anything. It has just kinda worked out for us these past few months. This following convo. from 5 minutes ago is a great example of our teamwork:

Moon: so do you wanna do Rob and I hit up LTT? or vice versa?UC: yes, I wanna do Rob. Thanks for asking

See, it always just works out so nicely between friends.

Love,
UnintendedChoice

Without further ado, your Saturday AM Delight:

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As an added bonus and because I’m feeling generous and sad that I can’t give you all Easter candy tomorrow, here is some new wallpaper made by a friend of Jena’s- a long-time LTR-gal. This fan has been collecting vampires for 30 years and finds Edward/Rob a juicy young addition to her harem!

Also did you see our little banner to your right? The Dazzle award winners were announced, and we can officially say we won for best Rob Fansite! THANKS to EVERYONE who voted so many times to help us win- especially in those last moments! We’ll be doing a special thank-you in the upcoming weeks, so stay tuned!

Responses

Just got up after a hard working night at my new job besides university and no matter how hungover I feel right now, you made me smile…as ALWAYS – Thank you so, so, so much!
I love Saturday AM Delights :)

Congrats on the well-deserved Dazzle Award! Personally, I think you should both be rewarded for all your hard work with an Easter celebration in Vancouver with the cast of twilight…you could do a little youth church service with Kellan, dye easter eggs with Ashley and Rachelle, and then discuss Job from the bible with Rob.

And then ask Rob what he gave up for lent…it obviously wasn’t smoking, alcohol, caffeine…maybe it was ironing? laundry detergent?

he gave me up for lent :( it was sad… but don’t worry .. since today is the last day.. i’ve been preparing for our reconnection… waxing, hair’s done, trip to vsecret.. new purfume… etc. etc. etc. he’s gonna be in great, er, need at the end of today..

Good morning ladies! Sorry I skipped out last night. I was drinkin’ my wine, spilling my guts to you all ready to settle in for the long haul last night, when SpunkMe posted the dirty girl video and I was DONE. I grabbed the hubby, went to the hot tub, and didn’t make it back to the computer last night ;-)

I did, however, go back and read all of you drunken posts…you girls are hysterical.
Thanks to everyone who posted to me later after I was gone…It’s nice to have people here who understand!
@Wendy – I completely get how you feel – that’s how I feel too….some days- BLAH! But LTR and LTT always put a smile on my face!

I have no idea why I decided to share all of that last night, but I’m glad I did. We all have our reasons for being her, but the several glasses of wine and no dinner made me want to share mine! Thanks for indulging my sappy side for a minute in between the drinking game…which by the way, from the rules, looks like we will be drinking A LOT! LOL! :-)

If my parents are to be believed then alas no phone stealing for you UC. Probably a very good thing, the thoughts I have had about a certain someone would otherwise be just plain disturbing. I am now considering that I will have to change my name by deed poll, after all don’t want to freak the poor boy out at a delicate moment if you know what i mean

hi my lovely LTR besties! * smmochees** omg,you girls who were on the drunken post fest are hilarious! I was just lurkin’ and reading but laughing along with yah,you’ll have to do that again!!! I swear my sides hurt from laughing so much ,what with all that crazy tweeting and reading ur post in here!

@Sherin I was at book store yesterday. Acheron is in paperback now. I totally read the last couple of pages. *Sigh* I love Ash. The wedding was so sweet. Am totally all swooney over Ash.
I might have to read Ash again. Don’t think I can read 1st half again. It’s too painful. Will just read part 2.

Is this another vampire series Carrie? What’s the proper name. I need something to compete with Twilight. I have a whole host of “worthy” reading on my bedside table and haven’t touched it since Xmas when I started Twilight. Seems like too much effort at the moment, much more fun to be on here!

Sounds like my kind of story then. Must go look for it later on Amazon.

By the way I just realised that I can order How To Be on UK amazon for 5th May 2009. Yoo hooo. Now who was it who was offering to help out those of us who didn’t have the US cable channel showing it (Was it JBell? …. I won’t need one – I’ll be patient and wait until 5th May. Happy happy happy …

Yea so check this out.. HTB is coming out here in the states..I think the day after I fly out to London and then is released in the UK the day after I fly back…what the crap lol soooo I won’t get to see it the whole time I am gone…oh wait gonna be with Hubby so I shouldnt be thinking about….yea I need to Rob DETOX before the then…Egad

By: twilighted on April 11, 2009 at 12:08 pm

Oh nooooooooooooooo! That is too cruel.

Still as you say, you will be so busy with hubby you won’t need Rob (especially because HTB isn’t exactly happy happy happy).

You can look forward to seeing it when you get back to make up for not being on the same continent with your other half again.

Did you say you were moving to the UK eventually to be with hubbie? (Pardon me if I am being too nosy here)

By: English Girl on April 11, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Yes in a year and a half..when son graduates…TERRIFIED I AM lol

By: twilighted on April 11, 2009 at 12:47 pm

We’ll have to keep in touch so that you have someone to phone if you are getting all fed up with the culture shock – and there probably will be huge culture shock – doesn’t matter that your other half is British and you’ve obviously spent time here. I had MASSIVE culture shock when I moved BACK to the UK after 8 years away and I am english! Nearly went bananas. Birmingham is only a couple of hours drive away from me when the traffic’s good … if that is where you’ll be. I’ve moved countries 6 times now (done Germany twice at different times). Oh, and I always get to do the actual house move on my own as husband is always too busy working and has already gone ahead to new country … luvverly. I remember they packed all the trash in my bedroom and bathroom wastebins when I moved from the US back to europe – the movers go through the house like locusts. Still at least I was lucky enough not to have to pack everything myself that time.

By: English Girl on April 11, 2009 at 1:11 pm

you are AMAZING how you managed all that moving?! Wow..I am impressed…and that usually takes alot lol. Yes Def can use a local friend..even if it is a couple hours away..and yes it will Birmingham..though not in the city HALE no…1 million people?? come on.. I am a small city gal. Some little village on the outskirts please and thank you…I keep telling Hubby I want to live near the Cadbury factory..although he is only a mile or two away hahaha I think it should be closer..the smell is heavenly in the summer and we are walking past…yummmy
Oh BTW you do chocolate MUCH better than we do….there I said it..haha

By: twilighted on April 11, 2009 at 3:10 pm

Congratulations Moon and UC! The Dazzle Award is well-deserved! This is my now favorite Rob site ever!

The video you posted….oh WOW! I woke up in a crappy mood but no longer! I could sit here all day and watch that video. I won’t sit here alllll day and watch it, but I will be watching it quite frequently!

Yay UC and Moon! Congrats of the Dazzle Award!
I love Saturday AM Delight – It’s the perfect way to start the weekend. Just a quick Hi to everyone. Won’t be around much til tomorrow night. Headed to parents in appalachia with dreadfully slow dial up internet. Have a great Easter weekend everyone! Catch ya’ll later!

ahh yay..I need to do this more often.. get up earlier, and check this right away becuz it just makes my whoooole day! And today I need it since I’m going shopping with mom for prom dresses! :)
But then again, I may be lost in a dreamy kind of state all day thinking of ..him….. ha!
Thank you so much, girls!
And congrats on the Dazzle Award! You totally deserve it!!! xoxo

AWESOME video!!! I kinda freaked out around to 2:19 of the video when he attacks sourpuss…was that a deleted scene of the movie or him just being wacky on set? Congrats on winning the award girls you TOTALLY deserve it!!! :)

yep krazykidd its an outtake that’s in the vampire kiss montage on the 3disc version of the dvd. it’s supposed to be a scene out of “midnight sun”. It was discussed like crazy during dvd release time and everyone was pretty unanimous in the conclusion that rob gets a handful.

DAMMIT!!!! I knew I should’ve bought the Target version…now I must own 2 copies of Twilight!! LOL O well I think its a win-win if you ask me…Thanks chinamother and calliope for clearing that up for me! :) *Mental note…get to Target ASAP!!!*

@limeslice
I’ve seen that video before – somewhere else he says in an interview that while he though Twilight was Stephenie Myers personal fantasty when he first read it, once he met SM, he asked her about it and she assured him that she did not think this was “real” and that it was not her personal fantasy….so he knew it before he started filming…which I was glad to hear!

for all those who were waiting yesterday for twilight theater… i did it but super late at night… i’ll repost here so you don’t have to search. yesterday was a crazy day… they had me actually “working” during the day and then i was “forced” to socialize at a dinner party. haha.

now i have to plan an elaborate easter egg hunt for all the kids in my family. i did not give birth to any of them. i’m just that kind.

(the cast and crew stand around in between takes…)
K: (to the person in front of her) … and finally, I just told him, ‘look when I said you didn’t have to come up for my birthday I was really saying I Don’t want you here.’ I’m just so over the threesome thing with him and Nikki. I mean, how was I supposed to know this stuff wasn’t normal, I was just a kid…”
R: (whispers to Mike Welch) hey… hey mike. Ten bucks and a bottle of whiskey says I can grab kristen’s ass and she’ll like it.
M: haha… no way dude. You are totally on. She’s gonna f*ckin’ freak.
R: (smirks back) not a chance…
(Rob grabs kstew’s ass)

(Kristen swiftly jerks around and grabs the pattinson jewels forcefully. Rob grunts loudly… it is unclear if it is a grunt of pleasure, pain, fear or a combination of all three.)
K: (angrily and hushed) DO NOT TEST ME TODAY ROB. I am hungover as shit, this wig is digging into my scalp, i’m cold. I’m hungry. I’m horny as hell. And my sweater keeps riding up. So I repeat… DO NOT TEST ME TODAY.
R: (interested) Horny?
(Kstew angrily tightens her grip)
R: (extremely rushed and a little high pitched even for a Brit) okay, okay, okay! I’m sorry… please just let go! I’m being a dick. A tool. An ass. I just couldn’t help myself. You’re bum is so completely divine in those jeans…
(Kristen hearing his words, relaxes her grip. She looks up at rob and sighs)
K: (hushed and with a smirk) and I’m not wearing my bitch panties… bc that would require me actually wearing panties…
(Robs face lights up…)
R: (smiling) OH REALLY??
(Rob runs his hand over Kstew’s bum)
(Kstew scowls at him in anger and slaps him hard on his side. She walks away to her mark for the next take)

(Rob with a confused look on face, rubs his side and walks to his mark)
R: (mumbles) why must women pms… is it not hard enough that they are so difficult to understand on a good day. When they are happy. I need to mark this down so I’m prepared next time… little thing can hit.

R: (extremely rushed and a little high pitched even for a Brit) okay, okay, okay! I’m sorry… please just let go! I’m being a dick. A tool. An ass. I just couldn’t help myself. You’re bum is so completely divine in those jeans…

Absolutely we love a joke, we love to take the p*ss out of ourselves, indeed it is an art form. My husband isn’t english and when I first knew him he wasn’t very good at that (the self depreciating thing, and yes we do put an “i” in it – I noticed you guys don’t).

So after forcing him to watch hours of Fawlty Towers (John Cleese from Monty Python – you probably have no idea who that is but any other Brits on here will know), and generally beating his sense of humour into submission we managed (my brother, sister, friends and I) to reset him into the english sense of humour.

God David Beckham’s voice … well let’s just say, that for such a good looking guy (apart from the heap of trashy tatoo’s – yuk!) his voice is …. so offputting. He’s actually had vocal coaching to “firm it up” a bit I believe, it used to be even worse. Apparently Posh has a great sense of humour and likes to take the mickey out of herself alot, which is completely at odds with how she looks/dresses, but I can believe it. I just wish someone would feed the poor woman. But I digress ….

Aw, that is really mean. Actually I think Nikki R is probably a really good supportive friend, and possibly “friend with benefits”. And if I was friends with RP I’d namedrop and hang around the set too. I quite like her ….. I can share ….. I can share …..

*repeats to self: no, I am not jealous …. knuckles are turning white whilst I type*

Good morning everybody! It’s actually past noon here on the east coast and I’m just waking up. ;] Be jealous; it’s okay. lol

So I have a dare for everyone today; I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU (oh yes, it’s that intense) to watch the video WITHOUT a huge shit eating grin on your face. “Yeah, uh… good luck with that.” as the ever handsome Billy Burke/Charlie would say.

THANK YOU MayaM…. and i’m GLAD you specified, b/c I would’ve thought you were talking about the Peach state! And I’m glad you’re the Georgian representation of Robsession (that’s your title, k?) Keep up the good work- spread the robsession! XOXO

hey guys, boy have I been missing LTR the last couple of days, seriously thinking of checking out of R/L …(kinda meant to be funny, kinda not)

Went to my kid’s field day Thursday..dad came too so I wasn’t all panicky..totally didn’t do the Mother /Son dance the other week but I made up for it. Soon as we get there my sweet boy anounces to his teacher, “See Mrs B. I told you I had the Twilight hookup for you.” I was embarrassed , but she started talking about Twi/Rob related stuff, and now I’ve have emailed instructions to best Rob sites and things of that nature. Here was the 1st place mentioned OF COURSE!

I was kinda shocked that she actually told me that Rob was her freebie agreement w/her DH…lmao..never thought I’d hear that come out of a teacher’s mouth..However ,it made me proud!

Eh, last night had a huge blowout with the O/H (other half, since we aren’t married) I think I mentioned the other day that the BFF”s daughter has MRSA(she is better and ready to go back to school)…well, he insulted her last night and now the BFF will not come to our house anymore and I am sick of this shit..He started drinking again, and he’s not such a nice drunk..very uncouth and very rude. At Xmas this past yr he quit after I threatened to leave, but started again last week..and now I’m losing all over again because he can’t control his fucking hateful mouth…

@JAG, : eh, that’s the extent of where I’ve been…I missed all ya’ll…sure wish I coulda joined on on the drinking that went on here last night…that woulda been so nice and R/L distracting…..now I’ll hafta go abck and read comments so I can cheer myself up…

AH thanks EG, lol, I didn’t mention the obsession, the kid sweetly ratted me out one day when he saw his teacher reading Twilight at school…Once she told me about the freebie thing , it was soo on..her D/H’s freebie? Pam Anderson! LMAO!

The other stuff will be ok I suppose. I swear though that man could drink honey and piss vinegar

I’m so happy that you went to the field day. The dance…well, that would be step 5, so take one at the time lol

The teacher’s also mad about Rob??? LOL Fantastic, invite her in!!!

About your O/H…I’m so sorry about that. I understand you completely. My dad is an alcoholic (he’s not drinking anymore though) and I had a crappy childhood because of that. Fortunately, I kicked my dad out of the house when I was 18 (I had to do it, cuz my mom was like emocionally blocked) and believe it or not, now we have a good relationship, cuz 2 years after I kicked him out, he stopped drinking. Although I just can’t see him as my dad, I learned to live without needing him, not even when it comes to money, I’ve worked since I was 16…he’s like a close uncle.

It’s a very long story, and I don’t want to make the other girls sleepy, so maybe we’ll talk about it later, or via email ;) But you have to remember that u’re not alone, and we’ll be here to read your concerns.

OK Ladies!!
thanks for that….I will now go about my day in a Rob daze….thinking about the way he ummm…moves ;-P
I <3 U!
and I’m soooo happy you won the award…I don’t know out of all those sites who’s actually get the most hits, but this is BY far the Best Site, and the Most Fun and Welcoming….UC and Moon You Dazzle us EVERYDAY–So Congrats, You Deserve IT!!!

@ JAG: Thanks, I just gotta outta this slump..but I will ..by now I should be used to it, been dealing with it for years..I shoulda been gone by now, but with a kid, I don’t know what to do..kinda hard when you have no skills, plus social anxieties…But “I, I will survive” lol….many hugs back atcha! < 3!!!!

@ Dany: yeah I hear ya, my dad was an alkie too..my mom left him though, he got custody of us kids cause my mom was paranoid schizophrenic , manic depressive(but the best mom we could ever have asked for by all circumstances) and that’s how I ended up with the O/H..I ran from one bad situation to another even though I didn’t know it at the time…

My dad passed away when I was 21, mom when I was 23..even though she couldn’t live with him? She loved him til the end, despite the beatings and the mental cruelty..he changed thought too before he died, he got cancer…and it made him realize what he’d done and what he’d lost in the process..
So, thank you too Dany, anytime you want to talk, we can…I promise not to bring you down too much….<3!

I think probably only like 2-3 more chapters possibly…I was reading back through yesterday’s posts and noticed someone posted the teaser, and I went running over to check it out, only to find I’d read it already when I read the last chapters she posted..BUMMER! I really love AG and honestly wish she would really think about writing books that we could buy..I think she could get published..for real. I’m going to hate it when the story ends..

BTW, as well as reading back on the posts from yesterday, I gotta say I nearly pissed myself when I got to reading the posts between Carter/Carrie/Kristin..those are some FUNNY drunk gals..

MayaM~I just found this site two days ago and have been posting since! Glad you are posting, too! It has been very stressful to have to keep my Robsession to myself, so it’s great to let it out here to others who understand!