Granted, you have an overdeveloped sense of hearing because you're blind.

I wish my gum's taste wouldn't die out after 10 seconds.

granted. every gum you ever put in your mouth gets an ever intensifying taste every second until it overwhelms your brain and puts you in a hybrid state of subconscious awareness of the gum's flavor, meaning every sensory perception you have with any of your senses will call back memories of that gum. Have fun.

I wish every single PC game in my gaming collection was added on my unbannable steam account, with games being retroactively made available on Steam, even if they're from a competing publisher, which means they get automatic updates, don't require a CD in the drive to play and are available everywhere, even if I have no connection to steam or the Internet.

Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

granted. every gum you ever put in your mouth gets an ever intensifying taste every second until it overwhelms your brain and puts you in a hybrid state of subconscious awareness of the gum's flavor, meaning every sensory perception you have with any of your senses will call back memories of that gum. Have fun.

I wish every single PC game in my gaming collection was added on my unbannable steam account, with games being retroactively made available on Steam, even if they're from a competing publisher, which means they get automatic updates, don't require a CD in the drive to play and are available everywhere, even if I have no connection to steam or the Internet.

Granted. And, as should be expected from me, you die before you're even able to utilize this wonderful new Steam. And your account is given to Blue, who immediately deactivates it just for shits and giggles. And your wife runs away. If no wife, your cat. If no cat, your dog. If no pet, your fucking mom dies. Now work with me here.

I wish more people knew about Attack The Block. Enjoy Blue.

9 out of 10 people agree that in a room full of 10 people one person will always disagree with the other 9.

Granted. And, as should be expected from me, you die before you're even able to utilize this wonderful new Steam. And your account is given to Blue, who immediately deactivates it just for shits and giggles. And your wife runs away. If no wife, your cat. If no cat, your dog. If no pet, your fucking mom dies. Now work with me here.

I wish more people knew about Attack The Block. Enjoy Blue.

Tomorrow everybody will know about Attack The Block but it will be the worst movie EVER. (seriously is was retarded xD)

Granted you now know MATLAB, however MATLAB v2 comes out and shares nothing in common with the original, and everyone else who knew MATLAB can use it but you.

I wish for a duck.

Granted.

But it's the most ornery creature anyone is ever likely to meet. It never misses the chance to bite the shit out of you or crap all over your possessions. Or merely tear them apart. You suspect it might be carrying some weird, highly-infectious diseases as well. And at night that bastard just quacks as loud as it can and you never can get any sleep. It is an absolutely terrible duck that you never should have wished for and immediately regret your role in its creation.

I wish that people would corrupt wishes properly and not add some unrelated bullshit to the side of the wish. Is it too much to ask that the downside of the wish be a product of that which was wished for? I mean, I've seen random meteors from nowhere in corrupted wishes. That isn't a corrupted wish if meteors have nothing to do with the wish. The wish itself has to go bad.

But it's the most ornery creature anyone is ever likely to meet. It never misses the chance to bite the shit out of you or crap all over your possessions. Or merely tear them apart. You suspect it might be carrying some weird, highly-infectious diseases as well. And at night that bastard just quacks as loud as it can and you never can get any sleep. It is an absolutely terrible duck that you never should have wished for and immediately regret your role in its creation.

I wish that people would corrupt wishes properly and not add some unrelated bullshit to the side of the wish. Is it too much to ask that the downside of the wish be a product of that which was wished for? I mean, I've seen random meteors from nowhere in corrupted wishes. That isn't a corrupted wish if meteors have nothing to do with the wish. The wish itself has to go bad.

Granted, then you are struck by lightning, while a loan shark shoots you, while an amoeba infects your brain, while a meteor hits and destories the sun sending plasma that wipes out the atmosphere of the earth.

Granted, then you are struck by lightning, while a loan shark shoots you, while an amoeba infects your brain, while a meteor hits and destories the sun sending plasma that wipes out the atmosphere of the earth.

I wish i could breath in any atmosphere, or lack thereof

Granted. But it turns out that breathing weird stuff is no substitute for the oxygen your body needs to survive. And toxic gases are still toxic whether or not you can breathe them. And anyhow any lack of atmosphere is likely to kill you anyhow by means of extreme temperatures and vacuum. The vacuum part doesn't contain enough oxygen for you to live on either, but you can still breath it. Just like you can breathe water! Of course your lungs aren't much good at filtering oxygen from that water... In other words this has been a complete useless wish.

But note that it has been granted accordingly with no frivolous additions. You got exactly what you asked for and nothing more.