Top 10 Signs that the New Mir Computer is Running Windows 95
by mike popovic
#10: The computer keeps asking you to "Insert Setup Disk #3 to
continue".
#9: There is no space left on the hard drive to store mission data.
#8: The computer refuses to interact with the Mir's "Mr. Java" coffee
maker.
#7: Millions of dollars are traced to phone calls to a Redmond, WA
900#
#6: Mir astronauts are caught stealing RAM from other satellites'
computers to keep their system running.
#5: The Space Shuttle can no longer dock with Mir since "the proper
driver cannot be found".
#4: The system locks up whenever the astronauts try to run life
support,
the solar panels and thrusters at the same time.
#3: The astronauts spend three days looking for Cyrillic version of
the
CTRL-ALT-DEL keys.
#2: Alien ships secretly observing Mir flee in terror.
And the number one sign that the new Mir computer is running Windows
95....
#1: You start receiving welcoming e-mail from the Borg.
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