Big Foot 2

Sunday

Jan 6, 2013 at 12:01 AMJan 6, 2013 at 11:30 PM

First came Big Foot. Now comes Big Foot 2. He appeared like his predecessor – strapped to a trailer driven by a blue-eyed gray-bearded fellow. Big Foot 2 has tan skin compared to the green skin of his brother Big Foot 1. Other than that they are twins. The price was the same – zero. [...]

Steve Moody

First came Big Foot.

Now comes Big Foot 2.

He appeared like his predecessor – strapped to a trailer driven by a blue-eyed gray-bearded fellow. Big Foot 2 has tan skin compared to the green skin of his brother Big Foot 1. Other than that they are twins.

The price was the same – zero. All we are required to do is give the big fellow a new skin coating and the necessary appendage on his back.

After Big Foot 2 was offloaded from the trailer, Brush 417 was loaded in his place – to be brought back to the forest. But before he was loaded, we lifted off his back appendage. It will be used for Big Foot 2.

Big Foot 2 will call Macksville his home. Macksville firefighters will also do much of the work required for the transformation. We hope to reduce the maintenance costs associated with the models like Brush 417.