Monday, April 27, 2009

"Apocalypse...Fuck Yeah!"

Revelation 6:5 - “And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand."

Revelation 6:6 - "And when he opened the fourth Seal, I heard the fourth beast say, HOLY SHIT, FUCKIN' HELICOPTERS MAN. I mean seriously. You've believed all the other made-up shit so far in this compilation of garbled fables concocted by tribesmen who got bored of masturbating in the middle of the wilderness. So why not helicopters?"