If You're Going to Hate Me, Dog...

Daisy hardly ever barks, doesn't whiz in the house, you can literally eat with food in your lap and she'll lay beside you and turn her head away...

But there is NO FUN in her world! Oh, I've tried to get her to play - but I think it's against her religion. She's a Nofunitarian. And she takes it VERY seriously. I've tried to lead her into temptation with balls, ropes, chewies, stuffed toys... I even tried to BRIBE her into playing with CHEESE.

WOW... Sounds like the old "had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you" story...

I'm pretty sure she's not really a dog. She might be a stuffie...or a robot. Or maybe I wrecked her.