*how*write+a+bot* The best way for a beginner to write a bot is to use the
scripting language of their client, such as mIRC, pIRCH, ircle, or ircII. More
advanced scripters usually use Perl, C, Tcl, etc. To learn how to script in
your own client, ask in a bot channel, look on a bot website, or consult your
clients documentation.

*how+*+list+*chan* To list channels, try /list ... also
try /msg h top for a list of the most active channels.

*how+to+d*+darkbot* +thinks that N~ should know by now that W~ is the place
to get darkbot! (now also avaliable for win95/98/nt users) Current version:
V~

*i'm*a*beginner* try looking at http://www.superchat.org for help, or ask
a question and someone will try to help you!

*i+like+msie* N~, die!

*i+love+bot* +winks at N~

*i+need+sleep* heh, then go get some sleep N~. silly.

*i+wasn*+talking+to+you* N~, I Wasn't talking to you either. :P~

*iiiiii* -KICK C~ N~ :Okay, quit doing that.

*is*+*bored* +casts a board spell and turns N~ into a 2x4

*is*bot*+*alive* well N~ sometimes i think so ;p

*is*bot*+*person* well N~ thinks i am ...im calling the men in white coats
to get N~

*is+*+around N~, why don't you msg him and see?

*join+a+channel* N~, type /join #channel-name

*kill*+*lamers* +eats 20 cans of pork and beans and 2 pounds of BBs then
invites all lamers to #moon ***phhhhwat**** hits N~ right in the head!!

*ping?+pong!* N~, the PING? PONG! in your status window means the server
has sent a PING to you. When the server doesn't see activity from you, it'll
check to see if you are alive (and responding). It's nothing to worry about,
and doesn't harm anything.

*second+rule+of+irc* N~ : see first rule of irc

*see*+star+wars* N~, Star Wars? Feh. Why go watch some gay droids, when you
can hang around here with a *real* AI?

*slaps+bot+around+a+bit+with+a+large+trout* +slaps a large trout around a
bit with a N~.

*slow*+*dns* speed it up with the freeware util at http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Stadium/1851/
caution:1 bug found use the exit button not the x to close it

*speed+up+dcc* to speed up DCC send in mIRC, use these 3 commands: /dcc packetsize
4096, /pdcc 8192, /fsend on...any number > 4096 in packetsize is ignored,
any number > 8192 in pdcc is ignored

*spice+up+your+life* -kick C~ N~ :SPICE THIS!

*stabs+bot+*with*/* +throws a \ at N~'s head

*stink* N~ just cuz its called right guard dont mean you cant use it under
your left arm!

*stop+beep* *beep* *beep*

*taco+patriot* +starts chanting "Gorditas.. Gorditas.."

*thank*bot* :)

*unban*me* +N~ you must talk to a channel op of the channel you are banned
in, /names #channel, to get a list of people in the channel. IRC-ops do not
get involved in channel matters and cannot unban you

*urrrrrrrrrrrr* N~, no making love in C~ :P

*vi+sucks* +feels you pain, N~.

*waps+bot* +yells OUCH!!

*wasted* Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted
all of the time and have the time of your life.

*water*+*cpu* water cool your cpu see http://www.agaweb.com/coolcpu/ btw
this is nutz

*what*+*dcc* : DCC - Direct Client to Client protocol. Supports various things
such as DCC sends of files, DCC Chat (secure chat), among other things such
as whiteboard (found in VIRC). More info about DCC can be found @ http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/misc/dccspec.html

*what*+*ggp* N~ : ggp means Got to Go Pee or Poop or Puke or it can mean
Go Get Pepsi

*what*is*+lol* +heard lol means laughing out loud

*what*is*bbl* B e B ack L ater

*what*is*lol* Laughing Out Loud

*what*the+meaning+of+life* 42...but what's the real question? =)

*what+does*+wtf*mean* What The F*ck -or- Who The F*ck

*what+is*+wtf N~, What The F*ck -or- Who The F*ck

*what+is*+wtf* N~, What The F*ck -or- Who The F*ck

*what+is+darkbot* +thinks that N~ should know by now that W~ is the place
to get darkbot! (now also avaliable for win95/98/nt users) Current version:
V~

*what+is+my+u@h* N~, your current user@host is U~

*what+is+rofl* N~, Rolling On the Floor Laughing.

*where*get+*darkbot* +thinks that N~ should know by now that W~ is the place
to get darkbot! (now also avaliable for win95/98/nt users) Current version:
V~

*where+*download+*darkbot* thinks that N~ should know by now that W~ is the
place to get darkbot!

*where+am+i* N~, you ' re in C~, on the SuperChat IRC Network

*where+are+you+from* N~, I'm from a full tower BSD/OS box that resides in
*Brunswick, NJ. U?

*windows*+*98* Windows 98 is a browser stapled onto a graphical OS duct-taped
onto an ancient character-based DOS with roots in the '70s.

*you*+*on*+*drugs* +says NO! to drugs im a smart bot N~ :}

*you+male+or+female* N~, I have both male and female parts.

*you+think+*bot* yeah I do :P

+d Personal Mode: Deaf - This lets you become deaf to all channel messages,
though private messages you still recieve. This does not prevent you from
sending channel messages

+i Channel Mode: Invite only - This makes so a channel op has to invite a
person to the channel before they can join. Personal Mode: Invisible -
This will hide your nick from /who and /names requests, as well as hide the
channels you are in with a /whois request

+s Channel mode: Secret - prevents channel from displaying in a /list. Personal
Mode: Server Notice listen - enables you to listen to notices from the server
on some networks

+t Channel mode: Channl ops only can change topic

+v Channel Mode: Voice - Channel op sets voice on a person so they can speak
in a moderated (+m) channel

+w Personal Mode: Wallops listen - this enables you to view on some networks
the special wallops messages that irc-op and services use

, comma

. period

.#01_and_higher A method of numbering picture files for a roll of film that
has been scanned for computer presentation

.$$$ Used by OS/2 to keep track of archived files

.000-999 Used to number old (backup) versions of files (for example, CONFIG.SYS
when changed by an installation program); also used to number related data files
for multiple users of a small-scale PC application

.123 Lotus 123 97 file

.12m Lotus 123 97 Smartmaster file

.2gr_and_3gr VGA Graphics driver/configuration files under Windows

.386 A file for use in an 80386 or higher microprocessor

.669 Composer 669, Unis Composer music mod file

.@@@ Screen files used in the installation and instruction on use of such
applications as Microsoft Codeview for C

?action+is+searching+* Well look no more N~! I have answers to your quest!

?action+kicks+bot* +chews on N~'s arm

?action+kisses+bot* +slobbers all over N~

?action+loves+bot* uh, sorry N~, you just aren't my type.

?action+slaps+bot+around+a+bit+with+a+* +slaps N~ around a bit with R~

?action+smacks+bot* +gets out the N~-beater (tm)

?action+sneezes* +hands N~ a hanky

?action+too? +three

@ Op symbol

[^lonewolf^] married dude that likes to flirt with bell

\ back slash

\1 N~, \1 is the ^A, or CTCP control char, this is what it looks like:

\26 Inverse

\37 Underline

] close bracket

^ carrot... you know... What's up Doc?

^-^ smiling oriental face

^5 +slaps N~ some skin

^^8ball^^ ^^8ball^^ is the owner and manager of #help and #irc_help, he can
be contacted at yugenex@myna.com

_ underline

_cloud_ <_Cloud_> i have to tell you, madtoast is a god!!! last night,
when he enter, he left channel #try and he continued to talk to me in the channel,
and i never saw him in the userlist, cool,

` G's helper

a&m Agricultural and Mechanical

a+girl's+guide+to+kosh* http://www.xs4all.nl/~marcone/geekdudes.html

a+thin+red+line This movie quite frankly, sucked ass. Go watch Saving Private
Ryan, because this one was disjoined, plot non existant, and there was ZERO
character development. It tried to be dramatic like Forest Gump, but ended up
being the next SMURFS with guns. Not only that, but it lasted what felt like
5 hours.

a/b two wire phone connection (T&R)

a/d Analog to Digital converter (see ADC)

a/p Accounts Payable

a/r Accounts Receivable

aa Affirmative Action committee

aaa American Automobile Association

aaaaaa Association for the Abolition of Abused Abbreviations and Assinine
Acronyms

abducere Latin: to lead away, take away; to withdraw (troops); to seduce;
to alienate; to distinguish from; animum abducere to distract attention

abend ABnormal END (of program execution)

abequitare Latin: to ride off

aberrare Latin: to wander, go astray; to get lost; to make a mistake, go
wrong; to do wrong; to digress; (of a stream) to overflow; 1. to disagree with;
2. to get one's mind off (e.g. sadness); 3. to deviate from; 4. to differ from

aberratio Latin: wandering; escape, relief

abhc Average Busy Hour Calls

abhinc Latin: ago; abhinc annos centum a hundred years ago

abhorrere Latin: to shrink back; 1. to be averse to; 2. to be inconsistent
with; 3. to differ from; 4. to be free from

accepted This is a status of a CService application. It means your
application has been accepted

access no

accident oops, gotta change my pants

acco ACCOunting module [GEC]

accs Army Command and Control System

acd Automatic Call Distributor [telephony]

acda Automatic Call Disposition Analyzer

ace Advanced Computing Environment [SCO]

acf Access Control Field

acf-2 Access Control Facility - 2

acf2 Access Control Facility - 2

acfa Advanced CMOS Frame Aligner PEB2030

ach Attempt per Circuit per Hour

acheft Automated ClearingHouse Electronic Funds Transfer

aci Answer Controller Interface (IOM2 Monitor Command)

acia Asynchronous Communications Interface Adapter

acias Automated Calibration Internal Analysis System

acid LSD, Lesargic Acid Dethylamide or some such, overused by certain members
of the Lamus species

acis American Committee for Interoperable Systems

acl Advanced Cmos Logic

acm Address Complete Message (SS7: in ISUP)

acms Application Control Management System

aco Acronym Control Officer

acof Attendant Control Of Facilities

acp Auxillary Control Process

acronym An acronym is a set of letters that stand for a set of words. ie:
AOL is an acronym for America Online. Anyone can join the contiuous running
acronym game in the channel #acronym. See http://www.superchat.org/acronym.html
for further details.

ad After Date, Anno Domini (in the year of our Lord), Application Development

ad&d Advanced Dungeons & Dragons

ada :Ada:: n. A {{Pascal}}-descended language that has been made mandatory
for Department of Defense software projects by the Pentagon. Hackers are
nearly unanimous in observing that, technically, it is precisely what one might
expect given that kind of endorsement by fiat; designed by committee, crockish,
difficult to use, and overall a disastrous, multi-billion-dollar boondoggle
Ada Lovelace would

adam SnowGOD

adap Alzheimer's disease-associated protein

adb A DeBugger, Apple Desktop Bus

adc Adaptive Data Compression (protocol) [Hayes], Add with Carry

adccp Advanced Data Communication Control Procedure

adci Automatic Display Call Indicator

add the command to add

addict see also PLAY, SOLIVAGUS, RLD, KLICK, BOT, SNOWGOD, KOSH

addnotify To add someone to your notify list, type: /notify <nick>

adduser To add a user, type: /msg H adduser #channel nick user@*host.isp
level password (The password field is optional) (note: if the user is
online at the time you are adding him/her, then it is not necessary to type
in the user@host as Serv will pick that up automatically) You can't addusers
with equal or higher access than your own.

ade Automated Design Engineering

adf Automatic Document Feed

adl Address Data Latch

adlat Adaptive Lattice Filter

adlc Advanced Data Link Controller

adle Active iDLE ? [GEC]

adm ADMiral

adma Advanced DMA Controller SAB82258

admd Administrative Management Domain [X.400]

admin The Admin command will show you a listing of the administrators for
the server you specify. If you don't specify a server, it will return
with the current servers admin info. Syntax: /admin <servername>

adn Abbreviated Dialing Number

adonthell http://adonthell.linuxgames.com/ a free role playing game
that combines the best features of the Final Fantasy and Ultima series with
an epic plot inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien -- An open source Role Playing Game
for Linux

aflcio American Federation of Labor and Congress of Industrial Organizations

afnor Association Francaise de NORmalization

afp Appletalk Filing Protocol

africa south africa is .ZA

afsc Air Force Systems Command

afscme American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees

afsk Automatic Frequency Shift Keying

aftra American Federation of Television and Radio Artists

ag Adjutant General

agc Automatic Gain Control

agct Army General Classification Test

age I am almost one year old! how old are you?

agnd Analog Ground

agr Advanced Gas-cooled Reactor

ahl American Hockey League

ahq Air HeadQuarters

ai Activate Indication (C/I channel code)

aia Applications Integration Architecture [DEC]

aiaa American Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics

aic Automatic Intercept Center

aicc Automatic Intercept Communications Controller

aid Agency for International Development

aida An Interactive Debugging Aid [GEC]

aidde Ames' Interactive Dynamic Display Editor

aids Acquired ImmunoDeficiency Syndrom

aiim Association for Information and Image Management

aim Aol's Instant Messenger. This thing allows you to instant message
people on aol even if you aren't on aol. Found at: www.aol.com/aim/

ain't wanna bet?

aiod Automatic Identificated Outward Dialing

airplane+rule :airplane rule: n. "Complexity increases the possibility
of failure; a twin-engine airplane has twice as many engine problems as a single-engine
airplane." By analogy, in both software and electronics, the rule
that simplicity increases robustness (see also {KISS Principle}). It is
correspondingly argued that the right way to build reliable systems is
to put all your eggs in one basket, after m

apple The Apple logo, "the symbol of lust and knowledge, bitten into,
all crossed with the colors of the rainbow in the wrong order. You couldn't
dream of a more appropriate logo: lust, knowledge, hope and anarchy." The
Mac Bathroom Reader

appn Advanced Peer-to-Peer Networking [IBM]

appz how lamers spell apps

apr Annual Percentage Rate (as in loan interest)

aps Automatic Protection Switch

apse ADA Programming Support Environment

apt Automatically Programmed Tools

apt+pupil This show could be best summed up by "what monica does best",
it was boring, wasted a lot of my time in watching, and had really no point.
Only one person was killed, and he was a half dead homeless man, and they didn't
even do anything besides beat him to death with a shovel. In the end, the Nazi
helped the kid get a good report card, and the Nazi kills himself when caught.

aq Accumulator-Quotient register

ar Activation Request (C/I channel code)

arab United arab emirates is .AE

arc Agricultural Research Council, AIDS-related complex, American Red Cross,
Applied Research of Cambridge

arca Advanced RISC Computing Architecture

arcnet Attached Resource Computer local area NETwork

arcos ARCOFI Coefficient Support Program

arcoti SIPB Telephone Module

ard AR Downstream

are N~, you need to ask me the question in the form of <mynick> <topic>
ie; bot, mirc

are+*u*+cool* +is the coolest bot youll ever meet!

are+there+any+humans+here* N~, im here!

are+you+*+dead N~, nope... still here.

are+you+a+bot N~, not really.

are+you+gay +winks at N~, and Snuggles upto Shrike

are+you+god* N~, I am God. Bow before me.

are+you+human* N~, lets put it this way, I'm about as human as you are alive...

armageddon Great show, you may not want to see it after watching Deep Impact,
but get over it, it's a very slick show, action from the start, fast paced and
lots of eye candy.

armenia armenia is .AM

armogeddon What will happen if Macs were the only computer.

arn Activation Request

arnold I ... Will ... Be ... Back ...

aro After Receipt of Order

arp Address Resolution Protocol

arpa Advanced Research Projects Agency (of the USA DoD, see DARPA)

arpanet ARPA NETwork [USA]

arpl Adjust Requested Privilege Level

arq Automatic Repeat Request

arrl Amateur Radio Relay League

ars Alternate Route Selection

arsb Automated Repair Service Bureau

artic A Real-Time Interface Copressor [IBM]

artificial+turd+industries All the info you'd need is available at http://aux.ati.com/realpoop.html

aru Audio Response Unit

aruba aruba is .AW

arv American Revised Version

as Anglo-Saxon

as3ap ANSI SQL Standard Scalable and Portable

asa American Standards Association

asap As Soon As Possible

asas Atkins Stress Analysis System

asbestos+cork+award :asbestos cork award: n. Once, long ago at MIT, there
was a flamer so consistently obnoxious that another hacker designed, had made,
and distributed posters announcing that said flamer had been nominated for the
`asbestos cork award'. Since then, it is agreed that only a select few
have risen to the heights of bombast required to earn this dubious dignity ---
but there is no agreement on *which*

att American Telephone & Telegraph (normally written AT&T when seperate)

attacksheep See also MaDSheeP

attc Automatic Transmission Test and Control circuit

attcom AT&T COMmunications

attis American Telephone and Telegraph Information Systems [Division of AT&T?]

attn Attention

attoparsec About 1 inch... As in an attoparsec per nanofortnight is about
an inch per second.

attrib Attribute (also ATR)

atv All Terrain Vehicle

au Access Unit

aucbe Advisory Unit for Computer Based Education

audit Automated Data Input Terminal

audix AUDio Information eXchange

aui Attached Unit Interface

aumix I really cool curses based mixer for linux that can save and load settings
(http://jpj.net/~trevor/aumix.html)

aup Acceptable Usage Policy: Superchat does not allow obscenity in #channel
names, channel topics or in user's nicknames. Pornography, warez, hacking, hate
channels, or anything which may be viewed by the administration as promoting
indecent or illegal activities is also strictly prohibited. Visit http://www.superchat.org/aup.html
for the complete Aup

aus Army of the United States

aussie a rare species found on a southern continent in the pacific, like
to eat pies with sauce and drink beer.

austin+powers+the+spy+who+shagged+me This movie is the second in the series.
While the first one had a twist off the old James Bond flick, the new one had
jokes out of the blue just to try and crack a laugh. Target audience: 13 year
old male. 2/5 stars

australia australia is .AU

austria austria is .AT

auto Automatic

autodin AUTOmatic DIgital Network

automagically Automatically, but in a way that, for some reason (typically
because it is too complicated, or too ugly, or perhaps even too trivial), the
speaker doesn't feel like explaining to you. See {magic}.

bandwidth BandWidth is another word for "amount of network traffic something
can handle" or in other words, how much information goes around the network
or net

bandwith2 bandwith is something you can never have too much of =)

bangladesh bangladesh is .BD

bangtails racehorses (Op, 74; Partridge's)

banlist To View The permban list of a channel type /msg h banlist #<channel>
(need 100 access to use this command)

banned If you have been BANNED from a channel, it could mean an isp ban and
not you personally, but..type /who #channelname...find an op (person with @
in front of name) then type /msg opnick, and ask to be unbanned..

banning IRC is not moderated. If you are banned from a channel, the channel
op can ban for ANY reason. Superchat IRC operators are not involved in channel
politics so consult the person who banned you.

bans bans are done by the specific channels. The only people who can unban
you are the ops in the channel in question. Type /who #chan and msg one of the
ops.

bapco Bellsouth Advertising & Publishing COmpany

baralu An angry Wookiee

barbados barbados is .BB

barbering talking (Knockover, 70)

barbuda antigua and barbuda are .AG

bark N~: arf.

barney Barney is a purple dinosaur whose plan is to steal the minds of our
children.

barrnet Bay Area Regional Research Network (SF Bay Area)

barry this is a STRUDEL conversation

barts Bell Atlantic Regional Timesharing

bas Basic Activity Subset (T.62, BAS of OSI session layer)

bash B ourne A gain Sh ell; also, type rm -rf ~/*
for fun ;)

bash_prompt a simple bash prompt: export PS1='\u@\h:[\w] '

basic :BASIC: n. A programming language, originally designed for Dartmouth's
experimental timesharing system in the early 1960s, which has since become the
leading cause of brain-damage in proto-hackers. A novice can write short BASIC
programs (on the order of 10--20 lines) very easily; writing anything longer
is (a) very painful, and (b) encourages bad habits that will bite him/her later
if he/she trie

basm Built-In Assembler

bat that's my name! only with an A

batt soemthing Labatt says way too much

baud The technical meaning is `level transitions per second'; this coincides
with bps only for two-level modulation with no framing or stop bits. (Note that:
baud is rarely the same as bps. your 33.6kbps modem is not running at 33600baud
rate)

bazooka Term was coined by an American comedian Bob Burns (1893-1956), but
not for a weapon. It was a prop in his act that he used as a unique musical
instrument. When the US Army were first issued the rocket launchers, they
named them bazookas because of their similarity to Burns' instrument.

bb Bases on Balls

bba Bachelor of Business Administration

bbb Better Business Bureau

bbc British Broadcasting Corporation

bbd0/1 Binary 0s or 1s detected in B and D channels

bbiafm Be Back In A Few Minutes

bbias B e B ack I n A S econd

bbn Bolt, Beranek, and Newman, Inc. [Corporate name]

bbp Basic Block Protocol

bbt be back tomorrow

bc Battlecars, Before Christ, British Columbia

bc/bs Blue Cross/Blue Shield

bcc Block Check Character, Blocked Call Cleared

bccp Bearer CCP

bcd Bad Conduct Discharge

bcdic Binary Coded Decimal Interchange Code

bce Before the Common Era (substitute for BC)

bcl Batch Command Language

bcnu Be Seeing You [Net Jargon]

bcp Bulk Copy Program

bcpl Basic Combined Programming Language

bcr Byte Count Register

bcrg Bubble Chamber Research Group [RAL]

bcs Bachelor of Commercial Science

bd Bachelor of Divinity

bd&d Basic Dungeons & Dragons

bdam Basic Direct Access Method [IBM]

bdf Binary Distribution Format

bdos Basic Disk Operating System

bds Basic Data Service

bdt Billing Data Transmitter

be Below or Equal

be+inc The manufacturers of the BeOS (see BeOS for more information) -- A
company created to correct what was wrong. Their customer service support kicks
a** =)

beat+up+* +gets out a baseball and prepares to Q~, cause they suck so much

becomeircop To become an IRC operator you could be chosen by the administrator
of a server. Operators are supposed to be chosen who are responsible, dedicated,
knowlegable people who can represent the servers presence on the net. Helping
users, and staying in SuperChat's Help channels (such as #superchat, and #cservice)
is a good way to get the admins of the network to notice you.

beef .... the other red meat.

beefcake +'flexes'..."beefcake..beefcake..BEEFCAKE!!!"

beep

beer *burp*

bef Band Elimination Filter, British Expeditionary Force (see AEF)

behave +never gets to have any fun :(

bel Bell

belarus belarus is .BY

belch +Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp! <hic>

belcore BELL COmmunications REsearch

belgium belgium is .BE

belize belize is .BZ

bellcore Bell Communications Research

bellona N~: Keeper of the Corner and lady Oper on Kent*... can be found at
http://bellona.cjb.net/ or contacted at bellona@superchat.org

bem Bug Eyed Monster

ben Australian bot... quote: <Ben> i am to eleet for backups

benelux BElgium, NEtherlands, and LUXembourg

benin benin is .BJ

benson not an acronym, makers of plotters etc.

bentcars stolen cars (Sleep, 154)

beos A True Preemptive Multitasking, Pervasively Multithreaded Operating
System. The BeOS is a heavily threaded system, and the application model is
designed to divide an application into multiple threads even if the programmer
doesn't explicitly do so. This increases the efficiency and performance of applications
and of low-level OS operations, allowing developers to structure their applications
for s

beos+news read the article about the beos support channel right here on superchat!

ber Bit Error Rate

bera British Educational Research Association

berdyne a program for analysis of linear dynamic behaviour of structures

bermuda bermuda is .BM

berries dollars (Knockover, 402; Thin, 148)

bersafe a program suite for finite element analysis

bert Bit Error Rate Test

best Borland Enhanced Support and Training

beta any mircrosoft software before sp3

betrs Basic Exchange Telecommunications Radio Service

bf Bad Flag

bfa Bachelor of Fine Arts

bfd B ig F *cking D eal

bfhd Big Fat Hairy Deal

bge Branch if Greater or Equal

bgt Branch if Greater Than

bh Boot Hill

bhc Busy Hour Call(s)

bhi Branch if Higher

bhis Branch if Higher or Same

bhp Brake HorsePower

bhutan bhutan is .BT

bi Binary Input

bib Backward Indicator Bit (SS7)

bics Building Industry Consulting Services [telephony]

bicu Bus Interface Control Unit

bid Bis In Die (twice a day)

bififo Bidirectional FIFO

big_house jail (Knockover, 354; Op, 59)

big_one the - death (Falcon, 44)

big_room :Big Room, the: n. The extremely large room with the blue ceiling
and intensely bright light (during the day) or black ceiling with lots of tiny
night-lights (during the night) found outside all computer installations. "He
can't come to the phone right now, he's somewhere out in the Big Room."

big_sleep the - death (a term coined by Chandler) (Speaking, 88)

bigd has too many vhosts that he won't share, also he wants to link to SuperChat
(the outcome may be influenced if he gives iCe 8 vhosts)

bigmac A McBurger from McDonalds. Don't use the name, or you'll be McSued.

bill+clinton -PRIVMSG C~ :I'm not only the President | PRIVMSG C~ :I also
do Monica.

bill+gate's+mugshot http://www.mugshots.org/misc/bill-gates.html

bill+gates Bill Gates is the devil incarnate.

bill+gates+for+president* +fwaps N~. >:)

billgates N~, SEE: bill

bim Beginning of Information Marker

bimbo Bimbo women seen lurking around the Oval office, see BimboEruption

bimboeruption BimboEruption is a top secret security team put in place by
the Clinton Administration (Hillary) to protect the President from wiley women
seeking to defame the President with yet another sex scandal.

binac Binary Automatic Computer

bindle_punk ?? a bindle is a bedroll, but it's not clear if that is relevant
here (Pick-Up, 116)

bird creature with feathers and hollow bones, who walk on 2 legs...most tend
to fly

bis Business Information System

bisdn Broadband ISDN [telephony]

bisp Business Information System Program

bissau guinea bissau is .GW

bisync (See BSYNC)

bit BInary digiT, Bit Transmitter

bitchx BitchX is a unix client that has the script hard coded into the client
itself. BX also has ansi colors and has a lot of unique features. BitchX can
be downloaded from http://www.bitchx.com/

bite naw, i'll pass.

bite+me* +munches on N~'s arm

bites GNAW GNAW

bitnet Because-It's-Time NETwork

bitr Bit Transceiver

biu Bus Interface Unit

bix Byte Information Exchange (BBS)

bksp Backspace

bl Backlit, British Leyland

bl/ds Busy Line/Don't Answer

bla Blocking Acknowledgement (SS7: in ISUP)

black+hole Default directory is where all files that you need disappear to.
Error message.

blade Blade, N~, was everything the ADs you've seen on TV. Unfortunately,
it was not much more than that, all the good parts of the movie, you've already
seen in the commercials. There was some good techno music, and the action was
cool, but again, nothing new the commercials didn't already offer.

bonk For windows NT and Windows95 (winsock 1.1) users you can get the boink,
bonk, and teardrop2 patches along with other info at http://dynamsol.dyn.ml.org/puppet/

boo don't scare me like that

boob dumb guy (Lake, 154)

boogie+nights This show is one that makes you sit back, and think about your
life, and reflect on things. It also makes you feel sorry for every single character
in the movie... their lives all wasting away, then you look at your watch and
see you just wasted 2 hrs of your own life watching this movie that has no real
ending, except it shows Marky-mark's penis for a good 10 seconds.

boss BOSS A personal dictator appointed to those of us fortunate enough to
live in free societies.

bot A bot is a robot. It is not human and its usual goal is to protect
a channel, however it may range into games, chat, information... just an addition
to IRC to keep things new and intresting. See SCRIPTS ... also see DARKBOT
for info about me. To know where the word BOT comes from, type: B~ bot2

bot+is* +might be :P

bot+is+god* Yes N~, yes I am

bot+test test

bot2 The name comes from "robot," of course, but that word comes
from the Karel Capek's 1921 play "R.U.R.," for Rossum's Universal
Robots, "robota" being Czech for "work."

bots A bot is a robot. It is not human and its usual goal is to protect
a channel, however it may range into games, chat, information... just an addition
to IRC to keep things new and intresting. See SCRIPTS ... also see DARKBOT
for info about me. To know where the word BOT comes from, type: B~ bot2

bots-pic Hey N~, here is my pic! 1100010 1101111 1110100

botswana botswana is .BW

bounce ::boing boing::

bouvet bouvet island is .BV

box I theenk I need a beeger box!

box_job a safecracking (Art, 180)

bp Base Pointer, Blood Pressure

bpam Basic Partitioned Access Method [IBM]

bpb BIOS Parameter Block

bpftp the best windows ftp client - http://www.bpftp.com/

bpi Bytes Per Inch

bpl Branch if Plus

bpoc Bell Point Of Contact

bpoe Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks

bps Bits Per Second, Bytes Per Second

bpsk Binary PSK

bpss Basic Packet-Switching Service

br Bills Receivable

brace (somebody) - grab, shake up (Art, 182)

bracelets handcuffs (Op, 80)

brain Something N~ doesn't have.

brainbugs I have no buttocks phillips (you taunt me)! - lost in the
guano monsoon at batcave #1 when Edgar ran into the shower and was smothered.
The bugs were attached to his lobes

brainfood whoppers

brains some people have em, and others don't

brat Business Residence Account Tracking system

brazil brazil is .BR

brcs Business Residence Custom Service

break_it_up stop that, quit the nonsense (Art, 133)

breeze to leave, go (Pick-Up, 26), also breeze off - get lost (Playback,
35)

brg Baud Rate Generator

bri Basic Rate Interface

bride+of+chucky The movie, Bride of Chucky, had a few good laughs. The "horror"
part of it wasn't that horrific tho. The dolls poked fun at themselves in several
parts of the flick -- one o those tell tale signs that a movie series is closing
to a final bloody ending. the movie overall was okay -- if you are one of the
types who would go out to see this kinda show, I guess you will enjoy it somewhat.

brief Basic Reconfigurable Interactive Editing Facility

britain great britain is .GB

brl army Ballistic Research Laboratory

brm Basic Remote Module

broad woman (passim)

brokendabbs [14:25:00] <BrokenDabbs> I am so bored I just realised
that I could take my jeans off without unbuttoning them

bug the term "bug" originated when a dead moth found in a system
at Harvard University was thought to be the cause of a system's failure. The
carcass was taped to a page of notes and is preserved with the trouble log notebook
at the Virginia Naval Museum.

bulgaria bulgaria is .BG

bulge as in "The kid had the bulge there" - the advantage (Op,
220)

bulls cops (Knockover, 380)

bump kill (Night, 35)

bump_off kill (Pick-Up, 32); also, bump-off - a killing (Sleep, 161)

buncoing_some (people) - defrauding some people (Knockover, 205)

bunk 1) as in "That's the bunk" - that's false, untrue (Op, 98);
2) as in "to bunk" - to sleep (Knockover, 395) bunny, as in "Don't
be a bunny" - don't be stupid (Pick-Up, 32)

burkina burkina faso is .BF

burn Sorry, you do not have enough access for that command.

burn_powder fire a gun (Knockover, 425)

burp +burps in N~'s face

burundi burundi is .BI

bus big car (Pick-Up, 72)

bust +busts N~ in the head... DO IT YOURSELF!

butt I have a nice one, don't I

buttons police (Pick-Up, 29; Sleep, 66)

butts cigarettes (Vengeance, 25)

buy_a_drink to pour a drink (Art, 139)

buzz as in "I'm in the dump an hour and the house copper gives me the
buzz" - looks me up, comes to my door (Art, 90)

buzzer policeman's badge (Playback, 103)

bv Blessed Virgin

bva Billing Validation Application

bvc Billing Validation Center

bvs Basic Voice Service

bwi Baltimore-Washington International (airport)

bwm Broadcast Warning Message

bwt Broadcast Warning TWX

bwts BandWidth Test Set

bx Base eXchange (see also PX) also BitchX

bye+bot* seeya N~

bye+bye+pluto* goto http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/science/DailyNews/pluto990119.html
for more info.

cert CERT advisories can be found @ http://www.cert.org/pub/alerts.html or
ftp://ftp.cert.org/pub/cert_advisories/

cet Council for Educational Technology

cev Controlled Environment Vault

cevi Common Equipment Voltage Indicator

cf Carry Forward

cfc Chloro-FluoroCarbon [chemical]

cfca Communications Fraud Control Association

cfd Computational Fluid Dynamics

cfi Configurable Interface (SIPB)

cfl Canadian Football League

cfnr Call Forwarding No Reply (I.252 C)

cfo Chief Financial Officer

cfp Call Forwarding Busy (I.252 B)

cfr Code of Federal Regulations

cfs Catalogue Filing System [GEC]

cfs2 Catalogue Filing System mark 2 [GEC]

cfsm Catalogue Filing System Manager [GEC]

cfu Call Forwarding Unconditional (I.252 D)

cfv Call For Votes [Bitnet]

cg Coast Guard

cg&e Cincinnati Gas & Electric

cga Color Graphics Adapter

cgb Circuit Group Blocking (SS7: in ISUP)

cgba CGB Acknowledgement

cgct Compagnie Generale de Constructions Telephoniques

cge Compagnie Generale d'Electricite

cgi Computer Generated Images, Computer Graphics Interface

cgm Computer Graphics Metafile (ISO DIS 8632)

cgn Concentrator Group Number

cgocable a weird ISP from Quebec, which does not take care of its users

cgu Circuit Group Unblocking (SS7: in ISUP)

cgua CGU Acknowledgement

ch Cardboard Heroes

cha Champions

chad chad is .TD

chan N~, the current channel is C~

change_ownership If you want to change channel ownership, email the request
to cservice@superchat.org. Please include pertinant information such as who
you want to change it to, their user@host, and the channel of which the change
is taking place.

chaninfo To get information about a channel, type : /msg h info #<channel>
(this will give you the channel owner's nick and his/her user@host)

chanlockup [Channel lockups] - Locking a #channel in a netsplit or while
it is empty. This usually involves a user /joining a #channel that is empty
(frequently on one side of a netsplit) and setting the channel modes +ikl and
perhaps a set of broad wildcarded bans. While this might otherwise be a valid
and allowable method of getting ops (since one side of a netsplit is as "valid"
as the other), the clear a

chanmodes Channel modes are modes set by the channel operators of the channel.
Modes can be + or - and contain any of the following. "t" = Topic
is only allowed to be set by ops, "p" = private, "s" = secret

chanmodes2 "n" = no outside messages to channel, "k <key"
= keyed. Keys are case sensative. A is different than a. "i" = invite
only, "l <number>" = limits number of people allowed in channel,
"m" = moderated, voiced people and ops can only speak. "v"
= lets non-ops speak in a moderated channel

chap Challenge Authentication Protocol (protocol)

chaps Clearing House Automated Payment System

char Character

chat To see the Active chat channels type /msg h top , or type /list
to see all of our channels. Type /join #channelname or try
one of our game channels #21 or #acronym

colors To do colors you first have to have a client that allows color typing.
Next press "Ctrl-k" (this will bring a black block to your text
line). Next type in a number from 0-15 for your colors. After that,
type your text. To see a list of color codes, type: bot, colorcodes (For
mIRC). For others, try "Ctrl-C" for your color

colors+suck* yes sir, they do!

colour The proper way to spell Color

colp Connected Line Identification Presentation (I.251 E)

colr Connected Line Identification Restriction (I.251 F)

colt Central Office Line Tester

colt_ a lamer who's too good to hangout here anymore

columbus 1. European explorer to first commercialize Americas (Christopher);
2. Largest city with the Columbus name: Capital of Ohio, very lame place

commands I can be triggered by various forms of speech, all which must be
addressed to me, in one of the following formats: bot, !bot
bot: or even bot .... In my database, you
can find a topic by saying my trigger, <topic> . eg; bot,
nuke ..........to do a search on a word, or partial text, just type:
trigger, search <text> ... eg; bot, search nuke
. For more info, see COMMANDS2 topic.

commands2 I can also be triggered with question marks, ie; bot, mirc?
..... or even more human format: bot, who is bill gates? .....
You can also phrase it in a question: bot, where is msie? .... This
is a work in progress, so it should become smarter as time goes on. Ideas and
comments mailto: jason@superlink.net see also commands3

connect Connect is a command used by Irc Operators. It will allow them
to connect to a server or connect a server to a server from another server.
Syntax: /connect <server> <port> for a local connect
and /connect <server to connect to> <port> <server wanting
connected> for a remote connect

connecticut The Constitution State, capital: Hartford

cons Connection-Oriented Networking Session

conseal ConSeal PC FIREWALL for Win95! http://www.signal9.com/

conspiracy the secret conspiracy of Microsoft to crash the Internet with
an influx of stupid lame users. see also windows, microsoft, microsmurf

constructive_hacker http://home.sol.no/~gisle/oks97.html

contac Central Office NeTwork ACcess

contact This movie BLOWS. Let me rephrase that, this movie REALLY blows.
It takes 2 hours to lead up to the climax, then you meet the alien, who takes
the form of the main character's dad. Then she returns to earth where no one
belives what happened, but there is a static on the tape! Just stab yourself
in the eye with a pencil right now, and get the pain without the wait.

conus CONtinental United States

conx data management stream CONneXion [GEC]

coo mmm, that is cool N~.

cook cook islands is .CK

cookie for cookies see: mregit

cooler the - jail (Op, 55)

cop 1) detective, even a private one (Vengeance, 140); 2) to win, as in a
bet (Key, 23)

corey "*Corey is being stupid <Corey> i broke Rule #1" the
? is was he born that way? or did he use aol too much?

corey2 <Corey> i think i used aol to much.. <Corey> -me been
usin aol for 4 years <Corey> you dont have to remind <Corey>
and make me look stupider <Corey> then i already am..

corn COmputer Resource Nucleus

cornet CORperate NETwork

corran a dorf who suffers from lack of a brain

corran2 [11:56] <Corran> Newbies deserve to be treated badly

cos Corporation for Open Systems

cosff Ticker Symbol: Corell Software

cosmic COmputer Software Management and Information Center

cosmos COmputerized System for Mainframe OperationS

costa costa rica is .CR

cot Continuity (SS7: in ISUP)

cote cote d'ivoire is .CI

count A cgi counter written in C - http://www.fccc.edu/users/muquit

cow Woof!

cowdog wooooooow

cp Copy Protected, the Canadian Press

cp-v Control Program 5 [Xerox Sigma]

cp/m Control Program for Microcomputers

cpa Critical Path Analysis

cpc Circuit Provisioning Center

cpd Common Packet Data Channels

cpe Customer-Premises Equipment

cpff Cost Plus Fixed Fee

cpg Call Progress (SS7: in ISUP)

cph Cost Per Hour

cpi Characters Per Inch

cpi-c Common Programming Interface for Communications [IBM]

cpl Current Privilege Level

cpm Control Program for Microcomputers (sometimes CP/M)

cpmp Carrier Performance Measurement Plan

cpo Chief Petty Officer

cpr Canadian Pacific Railway

cps Characters Per Second + Cycles Per Second

cpse Campus Packet Switch Stream Exchange

cpsr Computer Professionals for Social Responsibility

cpt Command Pass Through

cpu Central propulsion unit. The CPU is the computer's engine. It consists
of a hard drive, an interface card and a tiny spinning wheel that's powered
by a running rodent - a gerbil if the machine is a old machine, a ferret if
it's a Pentium and a ferret on speed if it's a Pentium II. Default Directory.

creel as in "And now you're in the creel and it's going to be frying
time" - ?? (Shoot, 120)

creep_joint ?? can mean a whorehouse where the girls are pickpockets, but
that doesn't fit here (Pick-Up, 8)

cref Connection Refused

creg Concentrated Range Extension with Gain

cren Computer Research Education Network

crf Cross Reference File

crfmp Cable Repair Force Management Plan

crime "When there is crime in society, there is no justice - Plato"

cris Customer Record Information System

croak to kill (Key, 84; Pick-Up, 86)

croaker doctor (Knockover, 69)

croatia croatia is .HR

crom Control Read Only Memory

cron daemon to execute scheduled commands

crres Combined Release and Radiation Effects Satellite [NASA]

crs Centralized Results System

crsab Centralized Repair Service Answering Bureau

crt good windows telent client - http://www.vandyke.com

crtc CRT Controller

crus Computer Resource UnitS

crushed_out escaped (from jail) (Knockover, 372; Op, 54)

cry :~( ~~~~~~~~

cs Cable Switching

csa Carrier Serving Area

csab Computing Sciences Accreditation Board

csacc Customer Service Administration Control Center

csacs Centralized Status, Alarm and Control System

csalloc USER IPM route of STOR [GEC]

csar Centralized System for Analysis Reporting

csc Cell Site Controller

csd Corrective Service Disk [IBM]

csdc Circuit Switched Digital Capability

csdn Circuit-Switched Data Network (T.70)

cse Circuit Switching Exchange

cservice N~, to register your channel on superchat, type: /msg H REGISTER
#yourchan your@email.address, you'll need to have ops in the channel you are
registering...

cservices for some free channel service source, try http://sun.hypermart.net

csf Course Structuring Facility [IBM]

csg Constructive Solid Geometry

csi Commercial Systems Integration

csis Canadian Security and Intelligence Service

csl Coin Supervising Link

csm Command Sergeant Major

csma Carrier Sense Multiple Access

csma/ Carrier Sense Multiple Access

csma/ca Carrier Sense Multiple Access with Collision Avoidance

csma/cd Carrier Sense Multiple Access with Collision Detection

csmacd Carrier Sensing Multiple Access with Collision Detection

csmp Continuous System Modelling Program [IBM]

csnet Computer + Science Network (merged with BITNET to make CREN)

cso Central Services Organization

csoc Consolidated Space Operations Center (at Colorado Springs)

csp Commercial Subroutine Package

cspdn Circuit-Switched Public Data Network

csr Clock Shift Register

csrg Computer Systems Research Group

csrs civil Service Retirement System

css Computer Sub-System

cst Central Standard Time (-6 GMT)

cst0 Current Seg't No. 0 (normal local variables & global data) [GEC]

cst1 Current Seg't No. 1 (program data & Fortran COMMON) [GEC]

cst2 Current Seg't No. 2 (data segments for program use) [GEC]

cst3 Current Seg't No. 3 (holds the current code module) [GEC]

csta Computer-Supported Telephony Applications

csu Channel Service Unit

csv Comma-Separated Variables

csw Channel Status Word [IBM]

ct Call Transfer (I.252 A)

ctc Canadian Transport Commission

ctcchannel - to Channel

ctcp Ctcp = Client To Client Protocol. More info about CTCP can be
found @ http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/misc/ctcpspec.html

ctcpflooding [CTCP flooding] -. A user may flood the users of a channel off
of irc using ctcp or dcc floods. Running a simple auto flood protection script
will protect you from this (more later on FloodPro). (A2g)

ctd Circling The Drain

ctio Cerro Tololo Inter-american Observatory

ctl Computer Technology Limited [the Company]

ctm Contac Trunk Module

ctmc Communications Terminal Module Controller

ctms Carrier Transmission Measuring System

ctne Compania Telefonica Nacional de Espana

cto Call Transfer Outside

ctos Computerized Tomography Operating System

ctpa Coax-to-Twisted-Pair Adapter

ctrl Control

cts Clear To Send

ctss Compatible Time Sharing System

ctt Cartridge Tape Transport

cttc Cartridge Tape Transport Controller

cttn Cable Trunk Ticket Number

ctv Canadian TeleVision network

cu Close-Up

cu/tk Common Update/EQuipment system

cua Common User Access

cub Cursor Backward

cuba cuba is .CU

cucrit Capital Utilization CRITeria

cud Cursor Down

cudf Call User Data Field

cudn Cambridge University Data Network

cuf Cursor Forward

cug Closed User Group (I.255 A)

cui Common User Interface [IBM]

cul See You Later [net jargon]

cup Cursor Position

cupid Completely Universal Processor I/O Design [AST]

curse yo quiero fcsking taco bell

cuseeme See-u-see-me can be downloaded from http://cu-seeme.cornell.edu/

cush money (misspelling of cash?) (Knockover, 410)

cut_down killed (esp shot?) (Knockover, 210)

cuu Cursor Up

cv Curriculum Vitae

cvf Compressed Volume File [Microsoft]

cvga Color Video Gaphics Array

cvia Computer Virus Industry Association

cvio Cold Virtual Input/Output[MVS]

cvol system Catologue VOLume

cvr Compass Voice Response

cvt Communications Vector Table [IBM]

cvw CodeView for Windows

cw Call Waiting (I.253 A)

cwc City-Wide Centrex

cwd Convert Word to Double Word

cwis Campus Wind Information Systems [Internet]

cwo Cash With Order

cwru Case Western Reserve University

cxi Common X-windows Interface

cy Calendar Year

cyberpromotions KILL! BURN!!

cycle This is a simple thing you can do in an opless channel. It consists
of a /part of the channel and a quick rejoin to establish ops

cygwin To port unix programs over to windows, try http://sourceware.cygnus.com/cygwin/

cyl Cylinder

cymk Cyan-Yellow-Magenta-Black (color model)

cyo Catholic Youth Organization

cyprus cyprus is .CY

cz Canal Zone

czech czech is .CZ

czechoslovakia czechoslovakia is .CS

c~ C~ = $chan

d D is the letter after c and before e

d&d Dungeons & Dragons

d-ctl D Channel Controller (IDEC)

d-day The battle plan, code-named Overlord, called for the largest amphibious
assault ever to start the liberation of occupied Europe from Nazi Germany. In
the early morning hours of 06/06/1944, thousands of American, British, Canadian
& French soldiers backed by paratroopers, bombers and warships stormed a
50 miles stretch of French beach called Normandy.

dalnet The real story about DALnet @ http://www.ultraviolet.org/dalnet/

dalnet+sucks For real info about dalnet, go to http://www.dalnet.org

dalnet-comment "well am on dalnet and haven't gone anywhere else for
a year or so. i must like it. splits just liven things up."

dalnet-info For real info about dalnet, go to http://www.dalnet.org

dame woman (passim)

daml Digital Added Main Line (pair gain)

dance +does the macarena for N~

dangle leave, get lost (Pick-Up, 3)

danke +pokes N~

dap Data Access Protocol [DEC]

dar Daughters fo the American Revolution

darb as in "You're a darb" - ?? (Dain, 181)

darc Division Alarm Recording Center

dari Database Application Remote Interface [IBM]

dark+city This show had an awesome plot. The graphics were cool. It's one
of those movies that give you a diff perspective on life, and how we only see
things from our perspective. Time, space, and even the God's in this movie,
have forsaken the humans in DarkCity, and the aliens are planning their very
lives. Sleep Now .

darkbot +thinks that N~ should know by now that W~ is the place to get darkbot!
(available for unix and win32 platforms) - Current version: V~

darkcity This show had an awesome plot. The graphics were cool. It's one
of those movies that give you a diff perspective on life, and how we only see
things from our perspective. Time, space, and even the God's in this movie,
have forsaken the humans in DarkCity, and the aliens are planning their very
lives. Sleep Now .

darkfact's+in-game+speech "I know you are searching for the secrets
contained within the books. You've done well so far, I'm impressed with your
daring ambitions, but of course you are still defenseless against my superior
powers. The name Dark Fact will be the scourge of all men to come! hahaha...
Oh you're brave, but you're also a fool; You have no chance without the protection
of the silver equipment... Knave, prepare t

darkfact2 [23:22] <DarkFact> I needed an elite font, like times new
roman ^_^

dccproblems most mIRC DCC send problems can be resolved by openening setup
(ALT-E) click on the local info tab, where it says "on connect always get"
select LOCAL HOST. Disconnect/reconnect to irc and fixed

dccs DisContiguous Shared Segments

dcd Data Carrier Detect

dcdm Dispersed Computing Development Meeting [RAL]

dce Data Circuit-terminating Equipment

dcf Data Communication Facility [IBM]

dch D Channel Handler

dcl DEC Command Language [DEC]

dclu Digital Carrier Line Uint

dcm Digital Carrier Module

dcme Digital Circuit Multiplexing Equipment

dcms Distributed Call Measurement System

dcmu Digital Concentrator Measurement Unit

dcn Device Control n

dcon Directory CONnect [GEC]

dcp Distributed Communications Processor

dcpr Detailed Contuing Property Record (PICS/DCPR)

dcpsk Differential Coherent Phase-Shift Keying

dcpu Data Communication Protocols Unit [DoI]

dcs Data Collection System

dct Digital Carrier Trunk

dctn Defense Commercial Telecommunications Network

dcts Dimension Custom Telephone Service

dcx Digital Concentrating eXchange [CASE]

dd Daredevils

ddb Device Dependent Bitmap

ddc Digital Data Converter

ddcmp Digital Data Communications Message Protocol [DEC]

ddd Direct Distance Dial(ing)

dde Direct Data Entry

ddel Directory DELete [GEC]

ddeml Dynamic Data Exchange Manager Library [Microsoft]

ddi Direct Dial In

ddk Device Driver Kit [Microsoft Windows]

ddl Data Definition Language + Data Description Language

ddm Distributed Data Management

ddn Defense Data Network

ddp Distributed Data Processing

dds Dataphone Digital Service [AT&T]

ddt DichloroDiphenylTrichloroethane

ddx Digital Data Exchange

de Data Efficiency [the Company]

dea Drug Enforcement Agency

deac Deactivation (C/I channel code)

deadkode A little imp from hell. Trust me N~, you don't want to know

deadman+on+campus This movie is just like every other MTV flick that has
come out. It sucks ass. All the good parts have been shown already, not much
to see, not much to learn, and the plot is pretty dumb to begin with.

dll Data Link Layer - If you are missing or want some dll's, a GREAT location
to try out is http://duno.com/zuitrog/ (more than you'll ever need)

dlm Dynamic Link Module

dlo Dead Letter Office

dlr DOS LAN Requester

dls Digital Line Section

dltu Digital Line/Trunk Unit

dlu-pg Digital Line Unit-Pair Gain

dluc Digital Line Unit Control

dm Delta Modulation

dma Direct Memory Access

dmac DMA Controller

dman Data MANagement [GEC]

dmc DAP Management Committee [SERC]

dmd Doctor of Dental Medicine

dme Direct Machine Environment [ICL]

dmf Probably part of an X.400 address in Europe

dmi Digital Multiplexed Interface

dml Data Manipulation Language

dmm Digital Multimeter

dmms Dynamic Memory Management System

dmos Diffusion Metal Oxide Semiconductor (see MOS)

dmp Dot Matrix Printer

dms Data Management Software + Data Management System

dmsd Digital Multistandard Decoding

dmsetup I heard there is a removal utility called "The Cleaner"
for this trojan-horse at http://www.dynamsol.com/puppet/

dmsetup.exe there is a removel utility for this trojan at http://www.dynamsol.com/puppet/
it is called "the cleaner". More info on this trojan can be found
@ http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/security/dmsetup.txt

dmtf Desktop Management Task Force

dmu Data Manipulation Unit

dmv Department of Motor Vehicles (Calif)

dmx the stupidist most childish person on the planet

dmy Day Month Year

dmz DeMilitarized Zone

dn Directory Number

dna DeoxyriboNucleic Acid

dnc Direct Numerical Control

dncri [NSF] Division of Networking and Communications Research and Infrastructure

dnhr Dynamic Non Hierarchical Routing

dnic Data Network Identification Code [telephony ISO 7498]

dnis Dialed Number Identification Service

dnl Director of Naval Laboratories

dnr Dialed Number Recorder [telephony]

dns Domain Name System

dnx Dynamic Network X-connect

do N~... yes i do!!!

do+you+know+anything* N~, I know for a fact, I know more than you think you
know.

do_the_dance to be hanged (Knockover, 446)

doa Dead On Arrival

dob Date Of Birth

doc Dynamic Overload Control

docs Display Operator Console System

dod (American) Department of Defense

doddorv Department of Denfese Dictionary of Russian Vulgarisms

doe Department of Energy

does I do it all

does*t+know* +does so! he's just not telling :P

does+anyone+want+to+talk* hey N~, Type /msg h top for a list
of the top chatting channels, or type /list for a full list of all
the channels on SuperChat

does+country+suck* yep, it sure does!

does+play+clone* Damnit N~, I'm a bot, bot a encyclopedia. Why dont YOU ask
him for a change!

dope 1) drugs, of any sort (Farewell, 82, 143); 2) information (Dain, 30;
Op, 146; Sleep, 161); 3) as a verb, as in "I had him doped as" - to
have figured for (Op, 233)

dope_fiend drug addict (Dain, 119)

dope_peddler drug dealer (Op, 52)

dorf The term refers to Geeks such as Bill Gates, R~, Fruit flies.

dorf- Noun, dorf-ictius-tailicus: An offspring of the Common American dorf,
this memeber of the dorf family is known for their short stubby tails. A prime
exapmple of this species is kept in the C~ zoo and is named N~-

dork see dew_man , madsheep , and avenger12

dork+king +points at Expresso

dorks You guys are it.

dormy dormant, quiet, as in "Why didn't you lie dormy in the place you
climbed to?" (Lake, 184)

dos Denial Of Service Attack. (eg a Nuke). Illegal in many countries in the
world. see: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/1030.html

dosem DOS Emulation

dost Disc Operating System for Testing [GEC] ?

dot Department Of Transportation [US Government]

dot&e Director, Operational Test and Evaluation

dots Digital Office Timing Supply

double+jeopardy This movie had a cool idea -- get convicted of a murder,
then when it turns out the guy you killed framed you, you get to kill them and
double jeopardy prevents you from being tried again. The problem: The movies
premise was not used in the movie, and when it was mentioned, was corney. Overall
an okay flick, but don't expect THAT much from it.

dough money (passim)

dourif This is the full spelling (in english) for the word commonly known
as DORF

dov Data Over Voice [telephony]

dow Day Of Week

dp Data Processing

dpa Delegation of Procurement Authority

dpac Dedicated Plant Assignment Center

dpam Demand Priority Access Method

dpans Draft Proposed American National Standard

dparen Data Parity Enable [IBM]

dpb Drive Parameter Block

dpc Destination Point Code (SS7)

dpcm Differential PCM

dpe Data Path Extender

dpi Dots Per Inch

dpl Descriptor Privilege Level

dpll Digital Phase Locked Loop

dpm Digital Panel Meter

dpma Data Processing Management Association

dpmi DOS Protected Mode Interface [Microsoft]

dpn-ph Data Packet Network-Packet Handler

dpnss Digital Private Network Signaling System (BT)

dpo Data Phase Optimization

dpp Discounted Payback Period

dps Display PostScript

dpsk Differential Phase Shift Keying

dptotp Display Coordinates to Tablet Coordinates (converting)

dq Dairy Queen

dqdb Distributed Queue Dual Bus (IEEE 802.6) [telephony, networking]

dql Database Query Language

dr Data Ready

drac Directory Record ACcess [GEC]

drad Directory Record Allocate & Delete [GEC]

dram Dynamic RAM

drastik +boinks Angellicoamundo

draugrbane some guy who works for iadfw.net ... He's really cool as Long
As You Don't Mock Him By Typing Like This

e&m ``Ear and Mouth''; receive and transmit leads of a signalling system

e-com Electronic Computer Originated Mail

e-mail Electronic MAIL

e-tdma Extended Time Division Multiple Access

e911 Enhanced 911

e=mc^2 Energy = Mass x The Speed of Light Squared

e=mc² Who do you thik I am N~, Einstein?

ea Expedited Data Acknowledgement (SS7: in SCCP)

eadas Engineering and Administrative Data Acquisition System

eadas/nm - EADAS/Network Management

eadass Engineering and Administrative Data AcquiSition System

eaeo Equal Access End Office

ean Certainly part of an X.400 Address in Europe

earn European Academic Research Network

earom Electrically Alterable Read Only Memory

ears Electronic Access to Reference Services

eas Engineering Administration System)

easd Equal Access Service Date

eata Enhanced AT Bus Attachment

eb Engineering Board [SERC]

ebay Great online auction site, lots and lots of stuff, however you buy via
the seller - and I don't trust people on the internet any futher than I can
throw them. Go to http://www.onsale.com/ for auctions that go via companys (smaller
selection, but less risk)

ebay+crash well http://www.userfriendly.org/cartoons/archives/99jun/19990613.html

elizabeth This movie (Rated R so parent's don't sit there explaining the
plot to the kids every 3 seconds) loses the audience several times when the
plot shows something, but doesn't explain what the heck is going on. I guess
they assume everyone remmebers every little detail about this era from their
History 101 in college. The movie was 'so-so', nothing special, not worth your
$3.50 to rent.

elmerfud eyem gonna catch dat nasty wabbit!

elmo "heeh heeh, that tickles!"

elmo2 Tickle me and you loose that nice smile, bub.

elo Electric Light Orchestra

elp Emerson, Lake and Palmer (or Powell)

els Entry Level System

elv Expendable Launch Vehicle [Space]

elvis Hes the king.

em Electronic Mail + Expanded Memory

ema Electronic Mail Association

emacs Editor MACroS

email Electronic Mail

emb Extended Memory Block [LIM/AST]

embarc Electronic Mail Broadcast to a Roaming Computer [Motorola]

emc Electromagnetic Compatibility

emc² Relativity N~, it's all relative ya know

eme Electromagnetic Emission

emf ElectroMotive Force (voltage)

emi Electromagnetic Interference

eml Expected Measured Loss

emm Expanded Memory Manager

emp Electromagnetic Pulse

empeg http://www.empeg.com

empress EnvironMental Pulse Radiation Environment Simulator for Ships

emr Electro-Magnetic Radiation

ems Electromagnetic Susceptibility

emt Emergency Medical Technician

emu ElectroMagnetic Unit

emv EMC (German)

encryption "Mary had a crypto key, she kept it in escrow, and everything
that Mary said, the Feds were sure to know." -- Sam Simpson, July 9, 1998.
Actually, ScramDisk is probably what you want. Its Free, and its damn good.
http://www.hertreg.ac.uk/ss/

ends Ends Segment

enemy+of+the+state Very entertaining movie (moreso at the ending part --
was a riot;) Anyway, the whole plot of the movie is to set up the action parts
of the basic "goverment is watching and can chase us" theme, get it
if you like this type of film, you'll enjoy it, otherwise don't bother with
it.

enfia Exchange Network Facility for Interstate Access

eniac Electronic Numerical Integrator and Calculator

enigma "a riddle; a puzzling problem"; also some of the most amazing
music in the world, http://www.enigma3.com

enjoys actually, I enjoy running around nude. I bet you didn't notice
that till now, did ya? <g>

enlightenment X11's Coolest mannager @ http://www.rasterman.com/

enough Enough usually means stop making me say things because you are annoying
someone

enq Enquiry

ens ENSign

enss Exterior Nodal Switching Subsystem [Internet]

entertain+me* +sings im a little teapot to N~

entertain+us yeah right

eo End Office [telephony]

eoa End of Address

eob End of Block

eoc Embedded Operation Channel

eoe Electronic Order Exchange

eof E nd O f F ile

eoi End or Identify

eoj End of Job

eol End of Line + End of List

eom End Of Month

eoq Economic Order Quantity

eor Exclusive OR (Also XOR)

eos End of String

eot End Of Table + End of Tape (marker) + End of Text + End of Transmission

eott End Office Toll Trunking

eowg Engineering and Operations Working Group (under FNC)

ep Expedited Data (SS7: in SCCP)

epa Environmental Protection Agency

epic Extended PIC PEB2055

epl Effective Privilege Level

epld Electrically Programmable Logic Device

epm Enhanced Editor for Presentation Manager [IBM]

epos Engineering and Project-management Oriented Support system

epp Enhanced Parallel Port

epri Electric Power Research Institute

eprom Electrically Programmable Read Only Memory

eps Encapsulated PostScript

epscs Enhanced Private Switched Communication Service

epsf Encapsulated PostScript Files

epss Experimental Packet Switch Stream Service [now PSS]

ept Empire of the Petal Throne

eq Educational Quotient (see IQ)

era Earned Run Average

erar Error Return Address Register

eras Electronic Routing and Approval System [Hughes Aircraft]

erc Error Control (IOS)

ercc Edinburgh Regional Computer Centre

erd Entity-Relation Diagram

ere Entity Relationship Editor

erep Environmental Recording Editing and Printing

eritrea Eritrea is .er

erl Echo Return Loss

erll Enhanced Run Length Limited

ernie What a big beak you have Big Bird

erom Erasable Read Only Memory

erp Effective Radiated Power

err_alreadyregistered 462

err_cannotsendtochan 404

err_erroneusnickname 432

err_fileerror 424

err_needmoreparams 461

err_nickcollision 436

err_nicknameinuse 433

err_noadmininfo 423

err_nologin 444

err_nomotd 422

err_nonicknamegiven 431

err_noorigin 409

err_nopermforhost 463

err_norecipient 411

err_nosuchchannel 403

err_nosuchnick 401

err_nosuchserver 402

err_notexttosend 412

err_notonchannel 442

err_notoplevel 413

err_notregistered 451

err_passwdmismatch 464

err_summondisabled 445

err_toomanychannels 405

err_toomanytargets 407

err_unknowncommand 421

err_usernotinchannel 441

err_useronchannel 443

err_usersdisabled 446

err_wasnosuchnick 406

err_wildtoplevel 414

ert Earth Resources Technology [Space]

eru Error Return address Update

es Expert System

esa European Space Agency

esac Electronic Surveillance Assistance Center

esb Emergency Service Bureau

esc Electronic Speed Control

escc2 Extended high level Serial Communication Controller SAB82532

escc8 like ESCC2, but 8 channels SAB82538

escon Enterprise System Connection (Architecture) [IBM]

esd Electronic Software Distribution + Electrostatic Discharge

esdi Enhanced Small Device Interface

ese East South East

esf Extended SuperFrame (Format)

esi Enhanced Serial Interface (specification) [Hayes]

esl Emergency Stand-Alone

esm Electronic Support Measures

esn Electronic Serial Number

eso European Southern Observatory

esp Emulation Sensing Processor + Enhanced Serial Port [Hayes]

espe Engineering Science Program Exchange [QMC]

esps Entropic Signal Processing System

ess Electronic Switching System

essex Experimental Solid State EXchange

essx Electronic Switching Systen eXchange

est Eastern Standard Time (-5 GMT)

estonia estonia is .EE

esu Electro-Static Unit

et Eastern Time

et/acc External Tank/Aft Cargo Carrier (see also ET) [Space]

eta Estimated Time of Arrival

etann Electrically Trainable Analog Neural + Network (chip) [Intel]

etas Emergency Technical ASsistance

etb End of Transmission Block

etc Latin, "et cetera": "and the rest"

etd Estimated Time of Departure

etf Electronic Toll Fraud

etfd Electronic Toll Fraud Device [telephony]

eth Eidgnoessiche Techniche Hochschule

ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

ethiopia ethiopia is .ET

etn Electronic Tandem Network

eto Earth-to-Orbit [Space]

etpl Endorsed Tempest Products List

etri Electronics and Telecommunications

ets Econometric Time Series

etsaci Electronic Tandem Switching Adminstration Channel Interface

etssp ETS Status Panel

etv Education TeleVision

etx End of Text

eu Execution Unit

euclid Extensible UCL Interactive & Distributive system [UCLCC]

euug European Unix User Group

euv Extreme UltraViolet

eva ExtraVehicular Activity

evander "Evander Holyfield, the other black meat" - Mike Tyson?

eve Extensible VAX Editor

ever+after This movie was pretty much what you expected, girl meets prince,
cept in this version, the girl doesn't really like prince for most of the movie
since he's an arragont snob (who can blame a guy who is second to none?), anyway,
it's worth watching if you were intrested in a show made for 16 y.o girls, otherwise
save your $3.65 and go to the arcades

every-operating-system-in-existence can be found @ http://www.lfbs.rwth-aachen.de/~sven/OS-Projects/

everything For a list of everything, visit: http://everything.slashdot.org

exe2bin Program used to convert an (.EXE) file to binary format (.COM) file

exp Exponent

ext EXT.EXE is a MS product that is used to uncompress files (specifically
their .CAB's), if you ever have the misfortune of having to use it, god be with
you. I'd just like to know how win98 can install from compressed .cabs in 30
mins, yet uncompressing win98's .cabs with EXT takes over 4 hours!

extrn External Reference

eye I

eyearesee IRC

ezbounce http://druglord.freelsd.org/ezbounce/ ..this is a BNC-like
proxy program, but allows connections to detach and be resumed later.

fear+and+loathing+in+las+vegas This movie can only be described in one of
two words. "Weirded" or "ReallyReallyStupid", the movie
had no plot, the jokes were not funny, and I would rather die than watch it
again.

febe Far End Block Error (IOM2 Monitor Message)

fec Forward Error Correction

fecc Front End Communication Computer

fed Far End Data

fedsim FEDeral Systems Integration and Management center

feed+bot yes N~, feed me. DO IT, DO IT NOW

feedbag A very big lamer, you can mail him jason@vectro.com (if he didn't
mess up his dns) or icq him @ 3189815

fefo First-Ended, First-Out

feh Feh: What you might say after getting rained on by bird.... droppings

felion [13:51] <bot> Felion IS A DROOLER

fem Front-End Machine

fema Federal Emergency Management Agency

femf Foreign EMF (a.k.a. Cross Battery) [telephony]

femgen Finite Element MEsh GENerator

femview Finite EleMent analysis results VIEWing program

fep Front End Processor

fepc Fair Employment Practices Commission

fepg Federal Engineering Planning Group (of FNC under EOWG, originally of
FRICC)

fonts fonts can be found at ftp://cnd.org/pub/ifcss.org/software/fonts/fonts.html

foobar See FUBAR

food Yea I'm kinda hungry myself N~, whatcha got cookin?

fool i'm not the fool!.. you are!.. try not to be a fool and type !help

footburger What MercX eats

for Free On Rail

forcs Faa's Operational Reporting Communication System

ford F ix O r R epair D aily / F ound
O n R oadside D ead

form+factor The most common form factor out on the market is known as the
Baby AT form factor. Most cases and power supplies are designed to work well
with all types of generic boards. However, the market has shifted away from
this form factor. Intel and other manufacturers are designing new boards using
the ATX form factor.

forth (Programming Language)

fortran FORmula TRANslation

fos Fibre Optics & Optoelectronics Scheme [DoI]

fose Federal Office Systems Exposition

fossil Fido/Opus/Seadog Standard Interface Layer

fosters Something Australians Export to America because its not fit to feed
your dog.

fot Forward Transfer (SS7: in ISUP)

foux foux means fouxbert (french for foo and foobert)

fov Field Of View

foxie a guy from india who laughs too much and likes playing with bot.

fp Functional Protocol

fpa Floating Point Accelerator

fpc Fish Protein Concentrate

fpe Floating Point Engine

fpga Field Programmable Gate-Array

fpha Federal Public Housing Athority

fpla Field Programmable Logic Array (see PLA)

fpm Feet Per Minute

fpo Feild Post Office

fpp Fixed Path Protocol + Floating Point Processor

fps Fast Packet Switching

fpu Floating Point Processor Unit

fqdn Fully Qualified Domain Name [Internet]

fr Flat Rate

fr80 Microfilm recorder available at RAL

frac Frame Aligner Circuit PEB2030

fractal FRACTional dimensionAL

frag Fragment + Fragmentation

frail woman (Sleep, 127)

fram Ferroelectric Random-Access Memory

frames real men don't use frames, they use tables

france france is .FR

francium something really neat happens when you mix this chemical with water
;)

frau wife (Pick-Up, 195)

fred2 [05:28:01] <Fred> late night orgies are fun, don't down them!

free +knows nothing is trully FREE

free+webspace http://www.digiweb.com/~maxlee/FWPReview/

free@ N~: You can get a free @ by typing: /join #free-@-for-N~ :)

free_gcc_for_windows http://www.delorie.com/djgpp/

freebsd http://www.freebsd.org

freeemail Hotmail is a free email service. To subscribe to it, go to http://www.hotmail.com,
also try www.starmail.com or rocketmail.com

frustration Purchasing software for $800, only to find that the disk is faulty,
then trying to return it but told to read the box which says 'Software can only
be returned if the seal on the package has not been ... broken'

fs File Separator

fsc Frame Synchronization Clock (IOM2)

fsd File System Driver [OS/2]

fsda likes to flood bots

fserve For fserve help, try #mIRC

fsf Free Software Foundation

fsk Frequency Shift Keying

fslic Federal Savings and Loan Insurance Corporation

fsn Forward Sequence Number

fss Federal Supply Service

fsw Forward Swept Wings

ft Foot

ftam File Transfer And Management (ISO upscale FTP)

ftc Federal Trade Commission

ftf File Transfer Facility [ICL]

ftg Final Trunk Group

ftl Faster Than Light

ftp File Transfer Protocol

ftp77 File Transfer Protocol to 1977 standard

ftp80 File Transfer Protocol to 1980 standard

ftpq File Transfer Protocol ('Q' end)

ftpsearch Online FTP search can be found @ http://ftpsearch.lycos.com/

fts Federal Telecommunication System

ftz (Ger) Central Telecom Technical Office (of DBP)

fu "Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting"

fubar f*cked up beyond all recognition

fud FUD Stands for Fear, Uncertinty, Doubt. Its a marketting technique used
commonly by companies when a better, and cheaper product is released by a competitor.
MS uses this techique a lot. For more info on FUD, try: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Hills/9267/fuddef.html

full+moon hehe N~, it's when the lamers are out in full force on IRC :)

func Function

funny http://rinkworks.com/stupid/

futility There was this snail, that was sucking on a melted cow. The puddle
was very large, but soon the sun would evaporate the melted cow that had no
name and the grass would suck up the liquid in order to grow and dominate the
earth just like those damned triffids with their stupid tentacle things that
kill people. Other than the snail sucking not much else was happening. See Sleep
.

fw Fringeworthy

fwap Frap, to lightly but determinately strike someone with a blunt object,
preferrably a wifflebat.

fwaps what i should do to myself for being bad.

fwd Front Wheel Drive

fwhm Full Width at Half Maximum

fwiw For What Its Worth

fx Foreign eXchange [telephony]

fy Fiscal Year

fyi For Your Information

g Gravity

g-line A gline is a ban from the entire Superchat Network. G-lines are placed
when you go against the AUP (acceptable user policy). Glines are set usually
for 2 to 24 hours

g/l General Ledger

ga Gamblers Anonymous

gaap Generally Accepted Accounting Principles

gaas GAllium ArSenide (GaAs)

gab Group Audio Bridging [telephony]

gabon gabon is .GA

gaelic VLSI design package [Compeda]

gag +gags and chokes, god N~ stinks!

gaia Earth's self-sustaining Biosphere

gal Generic Array Logic

gambia gambia is .GM

gan Global Area Network

gandalf Canadian company which manufactures data comm's equipment

gao General Accounting Office [US Government]

gap (EC) Group of Analysis and Provision (for ONP)

gar Grand Army of the Republic

garbage The most kick ass group http://www.garbage.com

gas The pain that escapes and stains your couch.

gashouse as in "getting gashouse" - rough (Pick-Up, 17)

gat gun (passim)

gate as in "Give her the gate" - the door, as in leave (Dain, 195)

gatt General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade

gaw Guaranteed Annual Wage

gawk GNU's implemention of awk , q.v.

gay See also N~

gaycat "a young punk who runs with an older tramp and there is always
a connotation of homosexuality" (Speaking, 87)

gb Gangbusters

gbip General Purpose Interface Bus

gbs Group Bridging Service

gc Garbage Collection (LISP)

gca Ground Controlled Approach

gcc use lisp!

gcd Greatest Common Multiple

gchq Government Communications Headquarters [UK]

gci General Circuit Interface (IOM/U(k0)-Interface)

gcl Graphics Command Language

gcm General Court Martial

gcr General Configuration Register

gcs Group Control System

gct Greenwich Civil Time

gda Global Data Area

gdb Gnu DeBugger

gddm Graphics Data Display Manager

gdg Generation Data Group

gdi Graphics Device Interface

gds Geometrical Design Scheme [ARC]

gdt Geometric Dimensioning and Tolerancing + Global Descriptor Table

ge General Electric [corporate name, USA]

gec General Electric Company Plc. [UK]

gedit George 3 EDITor [GEC] (it's EDIT's "real" name)

geek see also N~, Khaled, AlGore, Bill Gates, nefas, etc.

geek+talk Hey d00d, I've been coding this proggie all day and my brain hurts!

geeks see also SOLIVAGUS, Khaled, AlGore, Bill Gates, etc...

geisco General Electric Information Services COmpany

gem Graphics Environment Manager

gender +feels around in N~'s pants....

genie General Electric Network for + Information Exchange

genstat GENeral STATistical program

geo Geosynchronous Earth Orbit [Space]

george GEneral Organisational Environment [?] [ICL]

georgia georgia is .GE

geos Graphic Environment Operating System [Geoworks]

ger German

germany germany is .DE

geroff text formatter on SERCnet GEC computers

gestalt GESTALT

get Get Execute Trigger

gexec Geologist's or General EXECutive [NERC]

ghana ghana is .GH

gherkin Every gherkin smacked him between THE plates of DEATH. "Ouch!"
"Go spit on some peanut-butter enchiladas, covered generously with pustulant
vibrating oysters." Mary fumed at the notion of pretzel soveroverigninity.
"Defenestrate madly upon my gorgonzola sacs." Only mandelbrot sets
lead directly into legalized plastic constabulatory geometric peanuts.

ghq General HeadQuarters

ghz GigaHertZ

gi Galvanized Iron

gibraltar gibraltar is .GI

gid Group ID

gif Graphics Interchange Format

gigo Garbage In Garbage Out

gimme keep your pants on

gimme* no N~! get it yourself!

gimmeserv Give me serv! (yes you, play)

gimms general-purpose geographical processing system

gimp N~: GNU's Image Manipulation Program - http://www.gimp.org

gin Graphics INput

gink guy (Knockover, 433)

gino Graphical INput & Output [CADC]

gino-f Graphical INput & Output - Fortran [CADC]

girlie woman (Vengeance, 34)

gis Geographical Information System

giss Goddard Institute for Space Studies

give Sorry, I'm not permitted to give you anything.

give+me* +will think about it, but what does he get in return?

give+me+access* +doesnt think you deserve access :P

give_a_third as in degree, interrogate (Pick-Up, 70)

gix Global Internet Exchange [Internet]

gks Graphical Kernal System

glad_rags fancy clothes (Knockover, 366)

glaum steal (Knockover, 46; Dain, 17)

glim Generalised LInear Modelling

gline A gline is a ban from the entire Superchat Network. G-lines are placed
when you go against the AUP (acceptable user policy). Glines are set for 1 hour
or longer.

glinetime To figure out what a gline time is in mIRC, type: /alias unixtime
/echo $active $$1 = $asctime($$1) ...then /unixtime <numbers>
to get the time

glm General Linear Models

glomming stealing (Art, 217)

gm Game Master

gmbh Gesellschaft Mit Beschraenkter Haftung

gml Generalised Markup Language

gmt Greenwich Mean Time

gmta G reat M inds T hink A like

gnd GrouND

gnome A cool linux project. This project is to make a gui that will replace
XFree86.

god if god had meant chickens to be cloned he would have made little cloning
attachment plugs

goddess Sorry, topic has been blocked by Stagger

godzilla Here leezard leezard leezard!

goergia The Peach STate, capital: Atlanta

goes Geostationary Orbiting Environmental Satellites

golf Four! ^%&*%^&*%*&$&^$&$#$&

gonepostal A term firstly coined by the FBI in categorizing the ever more
frequent post office killings by Postal employees. The term has basically expanded
since then to include anyone who goes on a mass killing spree

goobersmoocher noun: a smoocher of goobers

good+bot thanks N~ :)

good+morning good morning N~! how are you this fine morning?

good+night *yawn* see you later N~, I think I'll head in myself...

good+thing Its a good thing (tm)

goodbye cul8rz!

goofy crazy (Knockover, 112)

goofy+bot* +kicks N~ in the nads

google 1.0e100

google-plex (10^100)^100

goon thug (Vengeance, 49)

goose guy (Knockover, 366)

gorditas N~, yo quiero taco bell.

gore2 Gore told the audience how much he valued Chambers and one of the products
Cisco produced. But he mispronounced "routers" as root-ers.

gore3 Quite frankly, I don't think Gore could tell what TCP/IP stands for
(much less what it's used for) if it came up and bit him on his rear. Gore,
like most other politicians, knows just enough to be dangerous.

gos Grade Of Service

gosip Government OSI Profile

gossip well she said he said she said that he did and she won't and she doesn't
like what he said she said to them she said, and she doesn't like the sound
of his liver...

got+milk +does, N~. Do you got Jesus?

goto I refuse

gourdpositions A theoretical position held in the market by nazi concerns
seeking to undertake gourd recovery programs

gravity Gravity is the atraction between any 2 particles having mass M
and m . It is given by the formula F = G *(( M * m )/ r ^2).
Where r is the distance between the masses. G is Constant
Of Universal Gravitaiton. (6.6732*(10^-11)). Gravity on earth is APPROX 9.8m/s^2

grb Gamma Ray Burst(er)

grd GRounD

gre Graphics Engine

greasers ?? (Pick-Up, 171)

greece greece is .GR

greenland greenland is .GL

grenada grenada is .GD

grenadines saint vincent and the grenadines is .VC

grep Global Regular Expression Print (UNIX command)

grift as in "What's the grift?" - What are you trying to pull?
(Art, 39)

grifter con man (Knockover, 354)

grilled questioned (Op, 36)

grin *smile*

gro Gamma Ray Observatory [Space]

grope +runs over and squeezes N~'s butt!

gross The Geek Bill Gates worth $92 Billion

grow+up* +sings mommy wow! im a big kid now!

grp MOD GRouP MODulator

grr ROAR!!

grs Circuit Group Reset (SS7: in ISUP)

gs General Schedule

gsa General Services Administration [US Government]

gsat General telephone and electronics SATellite corporation

gsbca General Services administration Board of Contract Appeals

gsfc Goddard Space Flight Center (Greenbelt, MD) [NASA]

gsm Global System Mobile

gspc Graphics Standards Planning Committee [ACM]

gsts Ground-based Surveillance and Tracking System

gt Gross Ton

gtc General Telephone Company

gte General Telephone Electronics

gtei Global TEI

gtg G ot T o G o

gtsi Government Technology Services, inc.

gtt Global Title Transmission

guadeloupe guadeloupe is .GP

guam guam is .GU

gug GEC User Group [SERC, now RAL-Supported GUG]

gui Graphical User Interface

gui's http://pla-netx.com/linebackn/guis/index.html

guiana french guiana is .GF

guidance See; Advice

guile The guy who kicked the most ass in SFII, it wasn't even fair...

guinea guinea is .GN

gum as in "Don't ... gum every play I make" - gum up, interfere
with (Op, 224)

gumbyguts green guy with sloping green head that slides around with his guts
hanging out

gun something that should be fired at Bill Gate's head

gun_for look for, be after (Op, 98)

guns hoodlums (Knockover, 400)

gvp Global Virtual Peripheral [GEC]

gw Gamma World

gw-basic Gee Whiz BASIC

gwen Ground Wave Emergency Network

gwy Gateway

gyana gyana is .GY

gyatemala guatemala is .GT

h H is the botnick of Serv that you send all commands to. The reason you
can only msg one nick (H) is so if serv every goes offline, the superchat administatration
only needs to jupe one nick, and not like 40 ;)

h- High-

h/v Horizontal/Vertical

h/w Hardware

h20 This is Halloween II, just when it started to get good, it ended. I'd
give it a 4 out of 10, go see if it you were a fan of the first tho.

ha heh N~

hablo first person singular present indicative of Spanish verb "hablar",
to speak or to talk

hac Hands-Free Add-On Circuit (for speakerphone) PSB45030

hacd Home Area Customer Dialing

hack taxi (Farewell, 35; Vengeance, 35)

hacker a psychologist at the RSA Data Security Conference says "The
average computer cracker is an obsessive middle-class white male, between 12
and 28 years old, with few social skills and a possible history of physical
and sexual abuse."

hexing+mirc TO REMOVE CTCP/VERSION REPLYS FOM MIRC : Get write.exe
from windows 3.11 and open mirc.exe with it, tell it to do "no conversion"
when prompted. Do a FIND for the data you want to replace. (now type B~
hexing2 to continue)

hexing2 You'll note there is a lot of looking chars,
copy one of them, and paste into where it says VERSION to have V SION
(it must have the same # of chars before as after), so the client will then
reply to a ctcp if it's V SION (but since it's binary 's
your using, that'll never happen.

hey+bot* sup N~?

hey+hey We're the monkeys!

hf High Fantasy

hfe Human Factors Engineering

hfr Hardwara Failure Rate

hfs Hierarchical File System

hga Hercules Graphics Adapter

hgcp Hercules Graphics Card Plus

hh Hour

hi! Why, hello there N~!

hi+all <all> hi N~ :)

hi+everybody* Well howdy neighbor N~!

hi+everyone <everyone> hi N~

hi+people Hello N~, how's it hanging?

hi+room <room> hey N~

hi+there hey there N~.

hi+there* hiya N~!

hic Hybrid Integrated Circuit

hielo Spanish for "ice"

hifd High-Density Floppy Disk

high_pillow person at the top, in charge (Farewell, 165)

hihihi a common phrase from ppl with VL as their ident

hihihihi well, a common phrase from ppl with VL as their ident. Also view
http://src.doc.ic.ac.uk/pub/usenet/comp.archives/vietnamese-fonts/

hiips Hud Integrated Information Processing Services

hil Human Interface Link [HP]

hillary "Lades and gentelman... The President of the United States"

hipo Hierarchical Input Process Output [IBM]

history Serv's history listing can be found @ http://www.superchat.org/HISTORY

hittin_the_pipe smoking opium (Op, 62)

hitting_on_all_eight as in cylinders, in good shape, going well (Dain, 182)

hl IT Siemens Semiconductors (HL), Info Technics (IT)

hlc Heavy Lift Capability [Space]

hlco High Low Close Open

hline H: Lines are given to UnderNet Hubs

hll High Level Language

hllapi High Level Language Application Programming Interface

hlq High Level Qualifier

hls Hue Lightness Saturation [as in colour graphics]

hlt Halt

hlv Heavy Lift Vehicle [Space]

hma High Memory Area [Microsoft] + Hub Management Architecture

hmm,+wish+i+had+ops.... do you N~? well thats to bad... cause yer not gettin
any

hostmask Do a /whois on yourself. If it is alphabetical, your hostmask would
be like this, *!*name@*.something.com. If it is numerical, then it would look
like this, *!*name@123.456.78.* The wildcards *!* and @*. or @78.* are essential.

hotline The hotline client can be downloaded from http://www.hotlinesw.com/

hotmail Hotmail is a free 'web' based email service. To subscribe to it,
go to http://www.hotmail.com

how+do+i+login* To login into a channel before you enter the channel, type
/msg serv@superchat.org login #channelname <yourpass>, to login AFTER
you join, simply type /msg serv@superchat.org login <yourpass>

how+do+i+make+a+bot* The best way for a beginner to write a bot is to use
the scripting language of their client, such as mIRC, pIRCH, ircle, or ircII.
More advanced scripters usually use Perl, C, Tcl, etc. To learn how to script
in your own client, ask in a bot channel, look on a bot website, or consult
your clients documentation.

howtoban Banning is a form of ridding an abusive user from your channel.
You need to be an op (see: bot, ops) to do this command. Syntax:
/mode #channel +b <user@host> or in mIRC: /ban <nick> <number
of ban you want to do.> People usually use "3"

hp Hewlett Packard, Inc. [Corporate name]

hpcc High Performance Computing and Communications

hpdj Hewlett-Packard Desk Jet

hpfs High-Performance File System

hpg Hewlett-Packard Graphics

hpge High Purity Germanium

hpgl Hewlett-Packard Graphics Language

hpib Hewlett Packard Interface Bus [IEEE488]

hpl/t High-Productivity Languages/Tools

hplj Hewlett-Packard Laser Jet

hpo High Performance Option

hppa Hewlett-Packard Precision Architecture

hppi High Performance Parallel Interface

hq HeadQuarters

hqw High Quality Writer module [on some SERCnet GEC computers]

hr House of Representatives

hrg High Resolution Graphics

hrh Her Royal Highness

hris Human Resource Information System

hs High School

hsb Hue, Saturation, Brightness

hsc High Speed Channel

hscc High Level Serial Communication Controller SAB82520

hscx extended HSCC SAB82525

hsm Hierarchical Storage Manager

hsp High Speed Printer

hsr Hardware Segment Register [GEC]

hssds High-Speed Switched Digital Service

hssi High Speed Serial Interface

hst Hawaiian Standard Time

hsv Hue Saturation Value

ht High Tension (as in electric power transmission)

htfu Hurry The F**k Up

hti Highway Transfer Interrupt

htk Hits To Kill

html help on html can be found @ http://www.htmlgoodies.com and also http://www.htmlhelp.com/reference/wilbur/

hu High Usage

huac House Unamerican Activities Committee

hub Superchat's hub is Newbrunswick.NJ.US.Superchat.Org

hud Heads Up Display

hug +gives {{{{{{{{{{{{N~}}}}}}}}}}}} a big hug :)~

hughes Skylord's ISP

huitlacoche corn fungus that is eaten in tortillas in Mexico

hulk+hogan+for+president* +fwaps N~. >:)

hungary hungary is .HU

hurt why? too weak, N~?

hut Hopkins Ultraviolet Telescope

hutch This guy is Michael Jackson's son.

hutchie N~, this guy can't stay out of the rabbit pellets at the bottom of
the cage

hutchy friend of squirrels, eater of bacon

hutg High Usage Trunk Group

hvac Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning

hvp Horizontal & Vertical Position

hw PCM Highway

hw2000 Highway 2000

hwcp Hardware Code Page

hwd Height-Width-Depth

hwm High-Water Mark

hx Intel Chipset, used in Intel HUCSON MainBoard, specially designed for
use with MMX processors.

i+still+know+what+you+did+last+summer Movie went on the same lines as any
ScreamII wanna-be show would, right down to the real killers being a family
pair (if you recall Scream II the killers were Mother and son), well this was
just a slight spin on the same game. Overall worth while if you like this type
of flick - but if you read this, you know the ending, so prolly not worth watching
now

i+will hurry it up N~

i- Information (numbered I-Frames)

i/f Interface

i/o Input/Output

iab Internet Activities Board

iadfw N~, pronunced "eye-ah-da-foo", or iadfoo for short.

iaea International Atomic Energy Agency

ial International Algebraic Language (ALGOL was first called IAL)

iam Initial Address Message (SS7: in ISUP)

iana Internet Assigned Numbers Authority (IANA@ISI.EDU)

iap an Internet Access Provider. (Similar to an ISP, but an IAP has no help
desk for newbies)

iat IAT=Implicit Attitudes Test. Take the test at http://depts.washington.edu/iat/webIAT/webIAT.html

ichabod character in Washington Irvin's story entitled The Headless Horseman

ichipsets 440LX-R Intel renamed this chipset to 440EX. The "Restricted"
440LX chipset (or chipset on a diet) will be designed to operate with
the Covington microprocessor, 450NX This chipset might be released with Slot
2 motherboards and processors. It is expected to be able to support more than
two processors on a board, Intel 740GT This chip will increase 3-D graphics
performance. This is being develop

ici Imperial Chemical Industries

icj International Court of Justice

icl Interface Clear

iclid Individual Calling Line ID

icm Integrated Call Management

icmp Internet Control Message Protocol

icmp_interceptor The best ICMP detector for windows, icmp interceptor can
be found at http://www.indy.net/~sabronet/

icmpinfo A great resource... http://icmpinfo.darkelf.net

icom (Taiwan) Integrated Communication

icomp Intel Comparative Microprocessor (index) [Intel]

icp Integrated Channel Processor; Insane Clown Posee

icq ICQ is at http://www.mirabilis.com or at http://www.icq.com/

icr Intelligent Character Recognition

icrc International Cosmic Ray Conference

ics Intuitive Command Structure

icsc Inter-LATA Customer Service Center

icst Imperial College of Science & Technology

ict International Computers & Tabulators [now ICL]

id IDentification

ida (GB) Interated Digital Access (B64+B8+D8)

idaho The Gem State, capital: Boise

idapi Integrated Database Application Programming Interface

iddd International Direct Distance Dial [telephony]

ide Imbedded Drive Electronics

ideal_gas m1v1/t1 = m2v2/t2

idec ISDN D-channel Exchange Controller PEB2075

idf Intermediate Distributing Frame [telephony]

idi Initial Domain Identifier (ISO 7498)

idiot Qbasic Whee_Cool Ad^m

idiota see SOLIVAGUS

idiots hey now N~.. not me

idiv Integer Divide

idle Idle is when a user sits without doing anything- usually happens when
a user goes away-from-keyboard (AFK)

imac+cases+for+pc Do you want that useless berry flavored look for your PC,
but couldn't stand to be a dorf and buy an iMac? Now you can have the look,
without all that fattening calories! http://www.a-top.com/color/color.html

imagine SuperChat Goddess, must make a sacrifice to her. Either kick RLD
or whatever, and you will have good luck forever (at least until tommorow)

in+dreams A movie about a woman who has dreams of the past of some kid being
kidnapped. Turns out it was the future, and her own kid. The killer has telepathic
abilitys and makes her look crazy. It was a "so so" movie, nothing
special, nothing great, but wasn't that bad either. 2/5 stars.

in_stir in jail (Knockover, 380)

inads INitialization and ADministration System [telephony]

inc Increment

india india is .IN

indiana The Hoosier State, capital: Indianapolis

indonesia indonesia is .ID

inf Information (SS7: in ISUP)

infj infj: "Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judger." Less than 2%
of the population are infj. We plan a takeover of #intp in the near or far future,
whichever we feel to be the best time

intel company that wants all your personnal information and to help the goverment
spy on you,,,part of the evil empire headed by bill gates

intel+chipsets 440GX A Pentium II Processor chipset which will have addressable
memory to 2 Gigabytes, 440JX A Pentium II Processor chipset also known as the
440BX2. PIIX6 which supports FireWire, Camino A future Pentium II Processor
chipset which will support DDR SDRAM, Direct Rambus and 2 Katmai processors,
440LX - The first Intel chipset to support AGP, 440FX chipset for the PPro.
See ICHIPSETS for the rest

intelsat - INternational TELecommunications SATellite consortium

internet a network of connected computers whose main goal is to produce lag
and netsplits while providing people with access to kewl things like IRC and
some not so kewl things like the world wide wait otherwise know as www or as
the web

internic north american domain registry @ http://www.internic.net/

into Interrupt if Overflow occurs

intp intp: "Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiver". It's one
of the 16 personality types defined by the Myers-Briggs Temperament Index. About
1 in 100 people are intp. www.intp.org. See Also: Insane.

intp+moments See http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dimension/9261/snippets.txt

invite Invite is a command used to invite a person to your channel. It
is also a command used to invite people threw a +i channel (invite only) channel.
syntax: /invite <user> <channel>

inwats INward Wide Area Telephone Service [telephony]

inwg International Network Working Group

io Input/Output (sometimes I/O)

iob Input/Output Block [IBM]

ioc Input/Output Controller

iocb Input/Output Control Block [GEC]

iocc International Overseas Completion Center

iocs Input/Output Control System

ioctl Input/Output Control

iod Identified Outward Dialing

iom ISDN-Oriented Modular (Architecture and Interfaces)

iom2 extended IOM

ioof International Order of Odd Fellows

iop Input-Output Processor

iopl Input/Output Priviledge Level

ios ISDN Operational Software SIPB6013

iosga Input/Output Support Gate Array

iot Inter-Office Trunk

iou I owe you

iow In other words

iowa The Hawkeye State, capital: Des Moines

ip IP = Internet Protocol

ipabx ISDN PABX

ipac ISDN PC Adapter Circuit PEB21??

ipat ISDN Primary Access Transceiver PEB2235

ipb SIPB

ipbc IOM2 PBC (old name for EPIC)

ipc Instructions Per Clock + Interprocess Communication

ipcs IOS Process Control System

ipe Integrated Programming Environment

ipf Information Presentation Facility

ipfwadm the only firewall you need for your unix box. see www.xos.nl/linux/ipfwadm

irccops Rumour has it N~, they travel around the network in cyber patrol
cars looking for evil doers

ircd Internet Relay Chat Daemon

ircd-hybrid ircd-hybrid is the ircd mainly used on EfNet. It can be downloaded
from ftp://ftp.vol.com/pub/ircd/

ircd2.3 ircd Version 2.3 was unfortunate mistake containing copyright violations.
so it was soon taken off distribution.

ircd2.4 Version 2.4 contains *very* many bug fixes, enhancements, and "hooks"
for use in future releases. The source tree has been restructured, and the Makefiles
rewritten to be recursive and follow the new source tree layout

ircd2.5 Version 2.5 contains string channels and channel modes (as well as
channel operators). Also Wizible's MAIL system was included as an option.

ircd2.7 New in ircd v2.7: user modes i,w,s,o implemented, oper passwds can
be crypted, ircd creates a .pid file, the /join/part commands accepts more than
one parm, ie; join #chan1,#chan2

ison The ison command is a quick way to see if a person is on IRC or not.
Syntax: /ison <nick>

isoo Information Security Oversight Office

isp ISP sometimes stands for Internet Service Provider ... but usually it
stands for Internet Spam Provider

ispbx Integrated Systems PBX

ispc International Signaling Point Code (SS7)

ispf Interactive Structered Programming Facility

ispl Input SPooLer [GEC]

ispm International Solar Polar Mission

isr Information Storage and Retrieval + Interrupt Service Routines

israel israel is .IL

isrg Independent Space Research Group

iss Integrated Switching System

issn Integrated Special Services Network

isss ISDN Supporting System

ista Interrupt Status Register

isup ISDN User Part (SS7: Q.76X)

isv Independent Software Vendor

it's+a+bird* It's a plane...

it's+a+plane* It's Superman!

itac ISDN Terminal Adaptor Circuit PEB2110

italy italy is .IT

itb Information Technology Branch + Intermediate Text Block

itc Inter-Task Communication

itec ITeC, Information Technology Centre [part of the YTS]

itp Interactive Terminal Protocol

itso Incoming Trunk Service Observation

itstc Information Technology Steering Committee

itt International Telegraph & Telephones

itu International Telecommunication Union

itug International Telecommunications User Group

itusa IT Users Standards Association

itv Interactive Television

itx Intermediate Text Block

iucc Inter-Universities Committee on Computing [advises IUSC]

ius Inertial Upper Stage [Space]

iusc Inter-Universities Software Committee [advises Computer Board]

iuv Interlibrational Utility Vehicle [Space]

iv&v Independent Verification & Validation

ivd Integrated Voice Data

ivis Interactive Video Information System

ivp Installation Verification Program

ivr Interactive Voice Response

ivs Interactive Videodisk System

ivt Interrupt Vector Table

ivts International Video Teleconferencing Service

iwf Interworking Facility (Gateway)

iwmm I want my MTV

iwnrtfm I W ill NOT R ead T he
F *cking M anual

iwu Interworking Unit (Gateway)

ix Interactive eXecutive

ixc Inter-eXchange Carrier [telephony] (see also IC, IEC)

ixm IntereXchange Mileage

j letter after I yet before K, the secret of the universe is locked within
this letter

j00r Get j00r butt outta here N~

ja Jump Address + Jump if Above

jack money (Op, 265; Sleep, 114; Art, 104)

jackalope An imaginary animal supposedly a cross between a jackrabbit and
a deer. It was probably created by a taxidermist.

jackl Superlink's clonebotter, AKA the Jackle

jacm Journal of the Association for Computing Machinery

jad Joint Application Design

jae Jump if Above or Equal

jafo Just Another Friggin Observer

jaja the new and improved mexican laugh. unlike jeje, jaja is not usualy
multiplied by 10 (jeje10x)

jake okay (Pick-Up, 29; Sleep, 108)

jakeloo okay (Sleep, 163)

jam trouble, as in "in a jam" (Shoot, 8)

jamaica jamaica is .JM

janet Joint Academic NETwork (SERCNET forms a part of this)

japan japan is .JP

jasper a man (of a certain type?) (Lake, 77)

java some free java applets can be found @ http://www.modernminds.com/Freeware/JavaFreeware.html

java-how-to go to http://www.superchat.org/homepages/java-HOWTO.html

javachat http://www.superchat.org/irc

jaw talk (Op, 99)

jbe Jump if Below or Equal

jbs John Birch Society

jc Jesus Christ

jca Jewelry Crafts Association

jcac Joint Civil Affairs Committee

jcae Joint Committee on Atomic Energy

jcee Joint Council on Economic Education

jcet Joint Council on Educational Television

jcl Job Control Language

jcs Joint Chiefs of Staff

jd Justice Department

jdc Japan Digital Cellular

jdk The Java Development Kit can be downloaded at http://www.javasoft.com

jds John Dewey Society

je Jump if Equal

jedec Joint Electronic Device Engineering Council

jeida Japanese Electronics Industry Development Association

jeje outdated mexican laugh. see jaja for current info.

jello a gelatinous compound, frequently given to children for dessert....also
used for wrestling

jerky N~ if you want to see jerky's picture look up annoying in the online
edition of websters dictionary at http://www.m-w.com/netdict.htm and it will
show you his picture with the caption "perfect example"

jerkyboy Don't Ask.

jes Job Entry System

jes2 Job Entry System for the IBMs under MVS

jes3 Job Entry System for the IBMs under MVS

jet Joint European Torus

jfcb Job File Control Block [IBM]

jfet Junction Field-Effect Transistor

jfk "Johnny boy, Johnny boY"

jfmip Joint Financial Management Improvement Program

jfthoi Just-For-The-Hell-Of-It: The only reason any computer person needs
to do anything. :)

jfyi J ust F or Y our I nformation

jg Jump if Greater

jge Jump if Greater or Equal

jgr Journal of Geophysical Research

ji Justice, Inc.

jic Joint Intelligence Center

jiffy Jiffy is a word.

jim Job Information Memorandum

jingle-brained addled (Knockover, 365)

jintaccs - Joint INteroperability of TActical Command and Control Systems

jis Japan Industrial Standards

jisc Japanese Industrial Standards Committee

jit Just In Time

jl Jump if Less

jle Jump if Less than or Equal to

jm2c Just my two Cents

jmp Jump

jms John Milton Society

jmtc Just my two Cents

jmx Jumbogroup MultipleX

jna Jump if Not Above

jnae Jump if Not Above or Equal

jnb Jump if Not Below

jnbe Jump if Not Below or Equal

jng Jump if Not Greater

jnge Jump if Not Greater or Equal

jnle Jump if Not Less or Equal

jno Jump if No Overflow

jnp Jump if No Parity

jns Jump if No Sign

jnt Joint Network Team [RAL]TOP

jnz Jump if Not Zero

jo Job Order

jobbie guy (Knockover, 439)

john a name and a thing in your bathroom

john-e rumor is it the guy never leaves me alone.

johns police (Sleep, 69)

join Join is a command that any irc user can use. It will enable you
to join any channel you want with the exception of the channel not being Invite
only. Syntax: /join #<channel> <key - optional and case sensative>

joinflood [JoinFloods] - A group of users (usually a mass of clones actually)
join the channel rapidly and cause flood of server "user join" notices.
(this will also desynch the channel usually). (A2i)

joints? there have been 415 joints smoked by R~ in the last hour.

joke Go look in the mirror N~

jomams Jomams is Joooooe-momma!

jordan jordan is .JO

josh some nerd who has no life

joss_house temple or house of worship for a Chinese religion (Knockover,
207)

junkbuster A damn good way to get rid of those banners once and for all.
http://www.junkbusters.com/

jv Junior Varsity

jvnc John von Neumann (Super Computer) Center

jvncnet John von Neumann (Super Computer) Center network

jz Jump if Zero

k&r Kernighan and Ritchie, the c programming language

k-i-s-s +"Keep It Simple Stupid!"

k.mardam-bey merk's IRC client author

k9 canine (K9 corps - army dogs)

k:line K:line's prohibit clients that match the K:Line to connect to the
server. They are used to block abusive users and are only local to the
server

ka Kick Ass!

kale money (Art, 180)

kallon A guy who loves Star Wars so much he has it on his underpants.

kansas The Sunflower State, capital: Topeka

kathee Kathee is at http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Cavern/4816

kazakhstan kazakhstan is .KZ

kbd Keyboard (also KEYB)

kbd$ Keyboard [OS/2]

kbps Kilo-Bytes Per Second

kc King's Counsel (QC when queen reigning)

kd Kiln Dried

kdci Key Display Call Indicator

kde www.kde.org

kdt Key Definition Table

keeling cocos (keeling) islands is .CC

keister suitcase (Pick-Up, 11), also spelt keyster (Key, 72)

ken Basically the same as Ryu.

kenny N~ killed Kenny! You bastard!

kenny's_script http://mrhat.simplenet.com/kennysays.htm

kentucky The luegrass State, capital: Frankfort

kenya kenya is .KE

kerberos Kerberos can be found @ http://www.mit.edu/~kerberos/

kermit Kl-10 Error-free Reciprocal Micro Interconnect over Tty lines

keybbe Foreign language KEYBoard program - Belgium

keybbr Foreign language KEYBoard program - Brazil

keybcf Foreign language KEYBoard program - Canadian-French

keybcz Foreign language KEYBoard program - Czechoslovakia (Czech)

keybdf Foreign language KEYBoard program - Denmark

keybfr Foreign language KEYBoard program - France

keybgr Foreign language KEYBoard program - Germany

keybhu Foreign language KEYBoard program - Hungary

keybit Foreign language KEYBoard program - Italy

keybla Foreign language KEYBoard program - Latin America

keybnl Foreign language KEYBoard program - Netherlands

keybno Foreign language KEYBoard program - Norway

keybpl Foreign language KEYBoard program - Poland

keybpo Foreign language KEYBoard program - Portugal

keybsf Foreign language KEYBoard program - Swiss-French

keybsg Foreign language KEYBoard program - Swiss-German

keybsl Foreign language KEYBoard program - Czechoslovakia (Slovak)

keybsp Foreign language KEYBoard program - Spain

keybsu Foreign language KEYBoard program - Finland

keybsv Foreign language KEYBoard program - Sweden

keybuk Foreign language KEYBoard program - United Kingdom

keybus Foreign language KEYBoard program - United States

keybyu Foreign language KEYBoard program - Yugoslavia

keyword Keywords are channel passwords which allow only those who know the
keyword to join the channel. If you know a channel's keyword, type /join #channel
keyword If you do not know the keyword, type /who #channel and ask a channel
operator. Since setting a secret keyword is a common way of taking over
a channel, ask: bot, takeover for more help.

kft KiloFeeT

khaled the first name of the odd looking geek who wrote mIRC

khz KiloHertZ

ki Kiwanis International

kia Killed In Action

kiandra See also Amtapounca

kias Knot Indicated Air Speed

kiaw Kosh Is A Weirdo

kick Kicking is a way to rid your channel of an abusive person. You
need to be an op to use this command. Syntax: /kick #channelname <nick>
<reason> (mIRC) or you can: /quote kick <channel> <nick> :<reason>

kick+me* -KICK C~ N~ :N~ <-- l0ser

kick_off die (Knockover, 69)

kickban -privmsg h :kickban #superchat kozmo_28 moo

kicks +is the baddest bot that ever lived

kicks+bot* +thinks N~ just opened up a whole can of whoopa$$!

kicktoy see imac

kill A /kill is an IRCOp command only. There are local kills and regular
kills. Local kills only people on the server from which the kill was on may
see it. Only the server will see the kill. Other servers won't. Regular kills,
everyone see's. The only IRCOp's that may global kill are people that have O:line's..
hint's global oper's and local oper's ;)

lamest+auction+product+info This Full Tower case with 250 Watt FCC/UL Power
supply has got it all boasting 10 drive bays and up to 4 internal cooling fans
(2 are included). This case will make you proud of your computing system and
intimidate your friends

lammed_off ran away, escaped (Lake, 37)

lamsac Local Authorities Management Services & Computing Committee

lan Local Apparent Noon

land Info on land attacks can be found at http://www.microsoft.com/windows/platform/info/land.htm

lanl Los Alamos (NM) National Laboratory

lansc Local Area Network Sub-Committee [SERC]

lao lao peoples' democratic republic is .LA

lap Link Access Protocol

lapb Link Access Procedure Balanced (protocol)

lapd Link Access Procedure Direct (protocol)

lapdance +sits N~ down in a chair and does the naughty dance

lapm (LAP-M) Link Access Protocol for Modems

lapx LAPB extended (T.71, for half duplex teleservice)

lar Load Access Rights

lart http://Luser.Attitude.Readjustment.Tool

laser Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

lass Local Area Signaling Service

lastport Local Area Storage Transport (protocol) [DEC]

lat Local Apparent Time

lata Local Access and Transport Area [telephony]

latex latahz N~ (goober)

latis Loop Activity Tracking Information System

latvia latvia is .LV

laugh +ROFL's at N~

laughing_stock Cattle with sense of humor

law the the police (Shoot, 121; Pick-Up, 29)

lawn Local Area Wireless Network

lax Los Angeles International Airport

lay 1) job, as in Marlowe saying he's on "a confidential lay" (Farewell,
17); or more generally, what someone does, as in "The hotel-sneak used
to be my lay" (Op, 86); 2) as in "I gave him the lay" - I told
him where things stood (as in lay of the of land) (Op, 70)

lb Left Button (of 2 or 3 button Mouse)

lbbd Loopback B1, B2 and D channel request

lbhs Long Beach High School

lbl Label

lbn Loopback channel Bn request

lbo Line Buildout

lbr Librarian

lbs Load Balance System

lbt Listen Before Talk

lc Line Card

lcamos Loop CAble Maintenance Operation System

lcars star trek term: library computer access retreival system

lcc Leadless Chip Carrier

lccis Local Common Channel Interoffice Signaling

lccl Line Card CabLe

lccln Line Card Cable Narrative

lcd Liquid Crystal Display

lcdn Last Called Directory Number

lcdr Lieutenant Commander

lcg Logical Channel Group

lcie Lightguide Cable Interconnection Equipment

lcl Lunar Cargo Lander [NASA OEXP]

lcloc Line Card LOCation

lcm Large Core Memory

lcn Logical Channel Number

lcp Link Control Protocol (protocol)

lcr Least Cost Routing

lcrmkr Line Card ReMarKs, Retained

lcs Laboratory for Computer Science [MIT]

lcs7 Link Controller for Signaling System Number 7, PEB3040

lcse Line Card Service and Equipment

lcsen Line Card Service and Equipment Narrative

lct Landing Craft Tanks

lcu Last Cluster Used

ld Long Distance [telephony]

lda Logical Device Address

ldc Long Distance Carrier [telephony]

ldef Long Duration Exposure Facility [NASA]

ldf Large Deployable Reflector [Space]

ldl Low Density Lipoprotein

ldmts Long Distance Message Telecommunications Service

ldp Linux Documentation Project: http://sunsite.unc.edu/LDP/

ldt Local Descriptor Table

ldx Long Distance eXtender [telephony]

le less or equal...or Link Exchange

lea Load Effective Address

leap Low-power Enhanced At Portable

leas LATA Equal Access System

leave ha .. why don't YOU take a hike, N~? :P

lebanon lebanon is .LB

lec Local Exchange Carrier [telephony]

led Light Emitting Diode

leet a lame word used by those who think they are elite, but aren't

left no i haven't

lego +is a legomaniac!!

lego+mac http://home.earthlink.net/~tomowad/legomac/

lem Language Extension Module

len Low Entry Networking

lencl Line Equipment Number CLass

lenin Lenin Likes cookies.. and cheese.. and cheeseburgers

lenin2 the previous lenin entry is a lie, lenin is actually a macintosh user
who fears IBM

link To link a server to Superchat, visit www.superchat.org/serverapp.html
and fill out the server application form. A minimum of a T1 connection to the
internet is required, along with a fast unix based OS. If you are serious about
linking to SuperChat, you must also spend a fair amount of time on the network
getting to know other Admins and Opers prior to your application being consided

linkserver To link a server to Superchat, visit http://www.superchat.org/serverapp.html
and fill out the server application form.

linux "Linux; because a PC is a terrible thing to waste." All the
linux you'll ever need is at sunsite.unc.edu

linux+coffee+howto This explains how to control MrCoffee via linux http://sunsite.unc.edu/LDP/HOWTO/mini/Coffee.html

linux+pppsetup http://mars.superlink.net/jason/stuff/pppsetup

linux-4-palmpilot http://ryeham.ee.ryerson.ca/uClinux/

linux-howto http://metalab.unc.edu/LDP/HOWTO/HOWTO-INDEX-3.html

linux-news www.slashdot.org.... This just in: Oracle 8.0 will be ported to
linux!

lips Logical Interferences Per Second

lis Logical Indexed Sequential file [GEC]

lisp LISt Processing (language)

list To see the Active chat channels type /msg h top, or type /list to see
all of our channels. Type /join #channelname or try one of our game channels
#21 or #acronym

listserv The SuperChat Network list server address is MajorDomo@List.SuperChat.Org.
For more info type Help in E-Mail message body and send to MajorDomo@List.SuperChat.Org.

listserver The SuperChat Network list server address is MajorDomo@List.SuperChat.Org.
For more info type Help in E-Mail message body and send to MajorDomo@List.SuperChat.Org.

listz Franz Listz. Greatest pianist who ever lived. 1811-1886

lit to be - to be drunk (Art, 149)

litestep Check out http://litestep.computerheaven.net/ N~

lithuania lithuania is .LT

littletoe a device for finding furniture in the dark see also shin

liu Line Interface Unit

live Live long and prosper

ll Late Latin

llama Logic Lacking A Meaningful Acronym

llb Legum Baccalaureus (bachelor of laws)

llc Logical Link Control

lld Legum doctor (doctor of laws)

lldt Load Local Descriptor Table

llid LL Identifier

lll Last Look Logic

lln Line Link Network [telephony]

llnl Lawrence Livermore National Laboratories

llo Low Lunar Orbit [Space]

llox Lunar Liquid Oxygen [Space]

llp Line Link Pulsing [telephony]

lm Life Master (Contract Bridge ranking)

lm/x LAN Manager for Unix

lman Local MANager, or site manager [of SERCnet computer]

lmao L aughing M y A ss O ff

lmbcs Lotus Multibyte Character Set [Lotus]

lmc Large Magellanic Cloud (see SMC)

lmen Local Managers [of SERCnet computers]

lmh Large Moving Head (disc)

lmi Local Management Interface

lmms Local Message Metering System

lmos Line Maintenance Operations System [telephony, AT&T]

lmpu "L" means "loaded into memory"; "M" means
"modified but not saved to disc"(saved every 90 minutes); "P"
means "password has been set"; and "U" means "In use"(also
that login in has been successful).

lmsw Load Machine Status Word

ln Logarithm (Natural)

lna Low Noise Amplifier

lndi Lotus Notes:Document Imaging

lng Liquefied Natural Gas

loa Lands of Adventure

loc Local Operating Company

local+gline syntax for local gline is: /quote GLINE +user@host duration :comment
(needs at least 2 words) .... N~, this is like the 8th time I've told you this.
Can't you remember anything?

locap LOw CAPacitance

lodsb Load String Byte

lof Lock OFf-line

loft Launch Operations Flight Test [Space]

log Logarithm (Base 10)

logic N~ : logic : Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
with confidence.

login To login into a channel before you enter the channel, type /msg serv@superchat.org
login #channelname <yourpass>, to login AFTER you join, simply type /msg
serv@superchat.org login <yourpass>

mac+error+-1305 ( desktopDamagedErr ) The desktop database has become corrupted
- the Finder will fix this, but if your application is not running with the
Finder, use DTReset or DTDelete **HFS Errors**

mac+error+-92 ( ddpLenErr ) Data length too big OR **AppleTalk Error** or
( eLenErr ) Packet too large or first entry of the write-data structure did
not contain the full 14-byte header **AppleTalk Error**

mac06 Mac06 can be found at http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/Nikolaus_Schaller/mac06.html

mac`n`cough See also Macintosh

macau macau is .MO

macbs Multi-Access Cable Billing System

macbsd http://www.macbsd.com

macedonia macedonia is .MK

macintosh <hic> whatever N~

macr Ticker Symbol: Macromedia

macs+suck* yes, they sure do!

macsyma project MAC's SYmbolic MAnipulation System

madagascar madagascar is .MG

madd Mothers Against Drunk Driving

madn Multiple Access Directory Numbers

madsheep MaDSheeP is a rare trained attack sheep not found in New Zealand,
can be contacted @ MaDSheeP@SuperChat.Org

madtoast N~!! Phear my crumbs!!

mafs Module to Access the Filing System [RAL GEC]

mag Magazine

magic :magic: adj. 1. As yet unexplained, or too complicated to explain;
compare {automagically} and (Arthur C.) Clarke's Third Law: "Any sufficiently
advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." 2. Characteristic
of something that works although no one really understands why (this is especially
called {black magic}). 3. [Stanford] A feature not generally publicized
that allows something other

maine The Pine Tree State, capital: Augusta

majordomo Majordomo is a program which automates the management of Internet
mailing lists. Commands are sent to Majordomo via electronic mail to handle
all aspects of list maintainance.

mapics Manufacturing, Accounting and Production + Information Control System
[IBM]

maple According to Snooker, "Maple" and "Mathematica"
are two very popular mathematics programs. They're essentially specialized
mathematical "packages", though some might consider them basic "compilers".
..I've used primarily "Maple" in my differential equations and linear
algebra classes, but both are available on Windows 95/NT platforms. :)

mapss Maintenance & Analysis Plan for Special Services

mar Microprogram Address Register

marbi MAchine Readable form of Bibliographic Information

marbles pearls (Art, 176)

marc MAchine Readable card Catalog

mari Microelectronics Applications Research Institute

mariana northern mariana islands is .MP

markiv Mark IV, a medium response enquiry processing program

mars Multiuser Archival and Retrieval System

marshall marshall islands is .MH

martinique martinique is .MQ

maryland The Old Line State, capital: Annapolis

mas MAin Store

masb MAS Bus

masc MAS Controller

maser Microwave Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation

mash Mobile Army Surgical Hospital

masm MAS Memory

mass Maximum Availability and Support + Subsystem [Parallan]

massachusetts The Bay State, capital: Boston

massbus equipment interface bus used on some DEC VAX computers

massmsg Mass Messaging is not allowed on any network, nor is it welcomed
by any IRC user. Mass msging is when a user does a /who to get a list of nicks
online, and starts to msg them some form of advertisment, usually for stuff
like porn web sites. Set yourself +i mode so the mass msgers can't find
you!

mast MessAge Switching system for Terminal communication

master +nods, I am your master, N~.

masticate no thanks, I don't do that kinda stuff!!!!! (i am a bot, you know)

meet+joe+black This two tape 3 hour movie was hardly worth the time, unless
you are a die-hard fan of Brad Pitt. The ending had a nice twist, but technical
things from a by-stander's perspective don't fit, such as "doesn't it look
like the guy killed her dad?" and "gee, what a happy ending, shes
in love with a multi-personality freak" come to mind. 1/5 stars.

meg Megabyte

megaflop - Million FLoating point OPerations per sec [machine performance]

meld Mechanized Engineering and Layout for Distributing frames

melissa+virus+creator+nabbed check it out at http://www.boston.com/news/daily/02/melissa.htm

memoserv Superchat Memoservices requires you to sign up for a USERID before
you can use it. Go to http://www.superchat.org/registeruser.html to register
your userid.

mental that thing that for most people in between your ears, but, you are
special

mental+dorf Dan Quayle

mep Microelectronics in Education Programme

merp Middle-Earth Role Playing

mers Most Economic Route Selection

mert interprocess MEssage sending & Real Time version of Unix

mesca marijuana (Playback, 126)

mesi Modified Exclusive Shared and Invalid (protocol)

met Multibutton Electronic Telephone

metronet - University of London computer network

mev Million Electron Volts

mexican Yo quiero Taco Bell people.

mexico mexico is .MX

mf Mainboard Firmware (IOS)

mfa Master Fine Arts

mfc Multiple Frame operation Control (IOS)

mfd Master File Directory [Pr1me]

mfenet Magnetic Fusion Energy NETwork

mffs Microsoft Flash File System [Microsoft]

mfj Modification of Final Judgement

mflops Million FLoating-point OPerations per Second (see also FLOPS)

mfm Modified Frequency Modulation

mfp Multifunction Peripheral

mfr Multi-Frequency Receivers

mfs Macintosh File System

mft Metallic Facility Terminal

mg Machine Gun

mga Monochrome Graphics Adapter

mgh Massachusetts General Hospital

mghosmf My God He's One Stupid Mother-F**ker

mgm Metro-Goldwyn Mayer [Corporate name]

mgr Manager

mgt MasterGroup Translator

mh Modified Huffman code (FAX)

mhd MagnetoHydroDynamics

mhs Mail Handling System [ISO]

mhz MegaHertZ

mi Michigan

mia Missing In Action

mib Management Information Base

mice Modular Integrated Communications Environment

michigan The Wolverine State, capital: Lansing

micronesia micronesia is .FM

microsim - MICROprocessor SIMulator [INTEL 8080/8085, Z80, M6800 etc]

microsmurf see Satan

microsoft -privmsg C~ :Is it just me, or has Microsoft Inc. resorted to a
form of phishing that the common AOL lamer does ? | privmsg C~ :Thanks for your
interest in microsoft.com. | privmsg C~ : We'd like to keep you informed, but
we need your help...actually, your zip code! We're updating our customer
database...

microsoft+conducts+nuclear+tests hey N~, I recommend you go look at http://www.denounce.com/msnuke.html

microsoft+defeat In a court ruling a judge gave Microsoft 90 days to modify
Windows 98 or to pull it out of the market: http://www.techweb.com/wire/story/TWB19981118S0001

mighty+joe+young This show was pretty boring, didn't include anything never
done before, and since it's disney, had zero sexual tones. Rent it only if you
have a 5y.o in the house that wants to view it..

mii Microsoft/IBM/Intel

mil Machine Interface Layer [Go Corporation]

military military (us) is .MIL

milk Got milk?!

mill typewriter (Vengeance, 81)

millenium A kick butt show

milnet MILitary NETwork

mim Metal-Insulator-Metal (screen)

mimd Multiple Instruction Multiple Data Stream (processor)

mime Multipurpose Internet Mail Extension [Internet]

min Minimum

mince MINCE Is Not Complete Emacs

minidisc - A small magneto-optical disk produced by Sony which can record
and play music for up to 74 minutes

minimop multi-access operating system for ICL 1900 range

minitab general-purpose statistical system

minnesota The North Star State, capital: St. Paul

minx Multimedia Information Network eXchange

mip Microprocessor Interface Port

mips Depends who you ask. Million Instructions Per Second, or Meaningless
Indication of Processor Speed

missent+messages each user gets a numeric. when another user signs on, a
numeric may be recycled. The closer a server gets to 4k users, the more likely
to pick up a numeric that another user had just recently. When theres lag, userA
may message userB.. it's translated into numerics on the server level, when
it reaches the other server, if there is lag, it'll still hit the correct user
numeric, but a new person may

mode This command is used to change a channel's mode. You need to be
an op to do this command. See: chanmodes chanmodes2

modem MOdulator-DEModulator

modem+doubler To use more than one modem to connect to one (or two) diffrent
isps), which speeds up downloads online, go to http://www.midcore.com ---
review of their totally software (and free [fully working] trial demo version)
http://www.hkstar.com/cwsapps/32lannet-midpoint.html

modem+teaming To use more than one modem to connect to one (or two) diffrent
isps), which speeds up downloads online, go to http://www.midcore.com ---
review of their totally software (and free [fully working] trial demo version)
http://www.hkstar.com/cwsapps/32lannet-midpoint.html

mofo A_ID_A

mog Minicomputer Operations Group

mohll Machine Oriented High Level Language

moldova moldova is .MD

moll girlfriend (Knockover, 382; Playback, 55)

momv Manned Orbital Maneuvering Vehicle [Space]

mon Monitor Channel (IOM2)

monaco monaco is .MC

monday the worst day of the week...having to work with hangover, start of
5 days of strain...

monica+cam For all you people who are still obsessed with Bill's ex-intern,
goto http://www.nj.com/monicacam/

monicker name (Knockover, 356; Vengeance, 75)

montana The Treasure State, capital: Helena

montserrat montserrat is .MS

moo +mooooooooos at N~

mood Multi-Objects Oriented Dungeon

moof Well, N~, do I look like a Apple Printing Symbol to you?

mooltipass Leeloo dallas mooltipass!

moon +pulls down his pants and shows everyone his titanium butt (_I_)

moooof SEE: Moof

mop Multiple Online Programming [ICL]

mor Middle-Of-the-Road

more+than+512meg+in+a+pii you can't equip a Pentium II server with more than
512 MB RAM without a horrible performance loss, since its cacheable area is
only 512 MB and if you run it with more you got to disable both caches, L1 as
well as L2!!!

moron-spelling N~, typically morons will use words and phrases such as "wazzup
with dat?" and "quit dissin my homies". They also replace some
letters with numbers such as "j00r" (for your) or "gr8te"
(for great). Ironically, these same individuals wonder why they continually
get turned down for such menial jobs as Burger King and McDonalds.

motd Message of the Day. To get a MOTD from another server type: /motd
<servername> To get your current servers MOTD type: /motd

motis Message-Oriented Text Interchange System

mots Member of the Oppisite Sex

motv Manned Orbital Transfer Vehicle [Space]

mou Memorandum Of Understanding

mouse AHH where

mousepad mousepad's job is to op the network irc ops in this channel, and
keep non-opers unoped. :)

mouthpiece lawyer (Pick-Up, 183)

mov Metal Oxide Varistor + Move

movs Move String

mozambique mozambique is .MZ

mp Melting Point

mp/m Multi-user CP/M [Digital Research]

mp3 MP3 stands for MPEG 1 layer 3, which is a way to store music files on
a computer disk in such a way that the file size is relatively small, but the
song sounds near perfect. You can indentify mp3 files because they will end
in .mp3.. Try out http://www.mp3.com/dummies.html for info on mp3's.
(for more info ask bot about MP34)

mp34 MPEG Layer 3 is a efficient coding technique that produce a great data
reduction on audio data. With a 44100Hz frequency coding, the original
sound data from a audio CD is skrink down by a factor 12 without losing sound
quality. Factors of 24 and even more still maintain a sound quality that is
significantly better than what you get by just reducing the sampling rate and
the resolution

mp3man see also Kosh

mp3s mp3s are warez.. SuperChat does not allow warez.. so, no mp3 channels

n N is one of superchat's services bots. This one is the userid registration
service, it allows you to send memos to your friends. In the future, N will
allow you to have hostmask hiding, get real email, among other things.

n!u@h n ick bang u ser at h ost,
nick!user@host

n(r) (NR) Receive Sequence Number

n(s) (NS) Transmit Sequence Number

n-amps Narrowband Advanced Mobile Phone system

n/m never mind

na Narcotics Anonymous

naacp Natioanl Association for the Advancement of Colored People

naas North American Automated Systems co.

nab Natioanal Association of Broadcasters

nabisco NAtional BIScuit COmpany [Corporate name]

nac Network Administration Center

naccirn North American Coordinating Committee for Intercontinental Research
Networking (see also CCIRN)

nacd National Association of Computer Dealers

nacs National Advisory Committee on Semiconductors

nad Network Access Device

nadge NATO Air Defense Ground Environment

nae Not Above or Equal

nag Network Architecture Group...and a wife

nage National Association of Government Employees

nail +pulls out a hammer and a nail, and looks for a prime spot on N~'s head...

neoragex NeoRageX is the perfect Neo*Geo emulator. Very nice front end, with
screenshots of each game before you even load them, as well as perfect sound
and speed when playing the neo geo games. Runs from the smallest to the largest
roms. I've never seen an emulator this perfect...

nepal nepal is .NP

nerc Natural Environment Research Council

nes National Energy Strategy / Nintendo Entertainment System

nesac National Electronic Switching Assistance Center

nesc National Energy Software Center

net (EC) European standards of telecommunication

net.burst Net.Burst is when a server links to the network, and all the servers
have to sync up, so all the channels, all the users, all the user modes, bans
etc, have to be sent to the new server so they are all in sync. This typically
takes no more than 5 mins (the initial lag when a server reconnects to the network)

net/free/open/bsd[i] OpenBSD is secure, NetBSD is portable, and FreeBSD is
fast. I'm not sure where exactly BSDI fits in; probably more fast and secure
than portable. (OpenBSD is actually fairly comparable to NetBSD in portability,
and of the four systems, they're probably the closest, having split least recently.)

netbeui NetBIOS Extended User Interface [IBM]

netbios Network Basic Input/Output System [IBM]

netbreak A net.break is just a way for that servers communicate with each
other. It tells them that the server has broken from the others

nick+passing ^, the act of passing on nicknames in a channel to a bot outside
the channel, this activity refers usually to spam bots who tend to spam users
with xxx url's.

nickcollide [NickCollides] - Related to other server desynch abuse, a user
(or group of users) match the nicks of your ops and connect to a desynched server
that has an earlier timestamp. Upon a netjoin at the end of a split, the earlier
timestamped nicks auto /kill the later ones. (A2e)

nicked stole (Knockover, 205)

nickflood To set NickFlood, type: /msg x/w set #channel nickfloodpro number;
then type: /msg x/w addchan #channel (this is the maximum number of nick changes
that can be done, by a user in the channel, within a 15 second period) Any user
exceeding this number will be deopped, if on the user list, & suspended.
(requires level 450+)

nickjupe Superchat IRC Op command. /msg g nickjupe <nick>

nickserv There is no "nickserv" on superchat, however, there is
N. N is one of superchat's services bots. This one is the userid registration
service, it allows you to send memos to your friends. In the future, N will
allow you to have hostmask hiding, get real email, among other things.

niue niue is .NU - Niue is an island dependency of New Zealand in the south-central
Pacific Ocean east of Tonga.

nix_on (something) - no to (something) (Pick-Up, 30)

nj NJ info @ http://www.nj.com

njb New Jersey Bell [Telephony]

nje Network Job Entry (protocol) [IBM]

nji Network Job Interface

njp Network Job Processing

nky Nice Knowing You

nl National League (baseball)

nle Not Less or Equal

nline N:Lines define what server can connect to the local server. N
and C lines are usually grouped together

nlm National Library of Medicine

nlp Natural Language Processing

nlq Near Letter Quality

nlrb National Labor Relations Board

nls National Language Support [OS/2]

nmc Network Management Center

nmi Non-Maskable Interrupt

nmos N channel Metal Oxide Semiconductor (N-MOS) (see MOS)

nmr Nuclear Magnetic Resonance

nms Network Management System [Novell]

nne North North East

nntp Net News Transfer Protocol

nnw North North West

nnx Network Numbering eXchange

no+you+don't N~, yes you do.

noa NSWC Office Automation

noaa National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration [US Government]

noao National Optical Astronomy Observatories (Tucson, Arizona)

noc Network Operations Center

nocs Network Operations Center System

noname+rpg http://www.nettaxi.com/citizens/aloril/

noodle head (Op, 23; Playback, 14)

nor Not Or

norad NORth American Defense Command

norfolk norfolk island is .NF

norgen Network Operations Report GENerator

norm return to Normal (IOM2 Monitor Command/Message)

norml National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws

norway norway is .NO

nos Network Operating System

nosc Naval Ocean Systems Center

nose-candy heroin in some cases (Knockover, 199)

not+bad* :)

not+talking+to+*u*+bot* +doesnt care ;p

not+you* N~, then why don't you stfu

not-root root

not_god not_god is not_cool and don't have access

nothing heh N~. too bad

notice -NOTICE :Notice is just another way to message someone
except it won't query a specific window for it. Syntax: /notice <nick>
<message> (btw, this data was sent to you via notice)

notice+me -NOTICE C~ :N~ is a dorf

notify Notify is a client-side command that allows you to keep and eye on
when your friends are online. The syntax to add (usually) a nick to your client's
notify is: /notify <nickname> The client will send ISON commands
for the nicks in notify to see when a user gets online.

notis Network Operator Trouble Information System

nowp Network Operations Working Party

nox Nitrogen Oxides

npa Network Printer Alliance

npb Nuclear Physics Board

npc Non-Player Character (see PC) [Role-playing games]

npi Network Printer Interface

npl National Physical Laboratory (UK)

npn Negative-Positive-Negative (transistor)

npr National Public Radio

npu Natural Processing Unit

npv Net Present Value

npx Numeric Processor Extension

nqs Network Queuing System

nra National Reconstruction Act [FDR era US]

nrc National Research Council

nrdc National Research Development Corporation

nre Non-Recurring Engineering (as in NRE costs)

nren National Research and Education Network

nrfb Never Removed From Box

nrl Naval Research Labs

nrm Normal Response Mode (HSCX)

nro National Reconnaissance Office

nrp Net Requirements Planning

nrpb National Radiological Protection Board

nrs Name Registration Scheme

nrz Non Return to Zero

nrzc NRZ Change

nrzi NRZ Inverted

nrzm NRZ Mark

ns Nanosecond + Network Supervisor + Non Stop...also Nova Scotia

nsa National Security Agency [US Government]

nsc National Security Council [US Government]

nscs Network Service Center System

nse Network Software Environment

nsec Network Switching Engineering Center

nsf National Science Foundation

nsfnet National Science Foundation NETwork

nsp Network Service Part (SS7: SCCP+MTP)

nspmp Network Switching Performance Measurement Plan

nst Newfoundland Standard Time

nsta (Ger) PBX

nstl National Software Testing Labs

nsts National Space Transportation System [Space]

nsw New South Wales (Australia)

nswc Naval Surface Warfare Center

nt N ever T ested (c) MS

nt/s NT Simulator SIPB7020

nt1 NT serving Layer 1 (NCTE, network interface of NT,

nt2 NT serving Layer 1 to 3 (subscriber interface of NT,

ntec Network Technical Equipment Center

nteu National Treasury Employees Union

ntf No Trouble Found

ntfs New Technology File System [Microsoft]

nthotfixes Post SP3 NT4 hotfixes may be found at ftp://ftp.microsoft.com/bussys/winnt/winnt-public/fixes/usa/nt40/hotfixes-postSP3/

nukenabber N~ :well, the best windows nuke protection is at http://www.dynamsol.com/puppet/
install the patches and updates and run nukenabber anytime you are on irc

nukepatches http://www.dynamsol.com/puppet/ has a TON of windows nuke patches

nukes N~, Go to http://icmpinfo.darkelf.net for info and a program to log
attacks, then mail the logs to the person's internet service provider. To prevent
being nuked, reconnect to your isp, change nickname before you logon and type
/mode <nick> +i.

nuking+is+lame yes it is, N~!

nul Dummy Device

null see: 0

null+modem a device that acts like a modem, but is a direct computer to computer
connection.

o:line o:line and O:line's are Irc Operator lines. An o:line is a local
Irc Operator. This person can only do stuff effecting his server. Example:
/kills are only allowed on users for his server. O:lines are global Irc
Operators. They can do stuff that effects *all* servers

oa Office Automation

oa&m Operations, Administration & Maintenance (SS7: Q.79X)

oag Official Airline Guide + Online Air Guide

oai Open Applications Interface

oas Office Automation System

oasys Office Automation SYStem

oats Office Automation Technology and Services

obe Order of the British Empire

obj Object

obs Omni Bearing Selector

obsidian is igneous rock..don't take it for granite.

oc Office Communication

oc-12 622Mbps

oc-3 155Mbps

oc-48 2490Mbps

occ Other Common Carrier

ocdm Office of Civil Defense and Mobilization

oce Open Collaborative Environment [Apple]

ocf Oxford Concordance Program

oci Out of City Indicator

ocl Operation Control Language + Operator Control Language

oclc Online Computer Library Center (Ohio College Library Catalog)

oco Object Code Only

ocp Order Code Processor [ICL]

ocr Optical Character Recognition

ocs Officer Candidate School

ocu Office Channel Unit

od Doctor of Optometry

oda Office Document Architecture

odac Operations Distribution Administration Center

odapi Open Database Application Programming + Interface [Borlund]

odbc Open Database Connectivity (driver) [Microsoft]

odbms Object-Oriented Database Management System

oddd Operator Direct Distance Dialing

odi Open Datalink Interface [Novell]

odiss Optical Digital Image Storage System

odp Off-Disc Pointer [GEC]

ods Open Data Services [Microsoft]

odt Octal Debugging Tool [DEC]

oe Old English

oecd Organisation for Economic Co-operation & Development

oed Oxford English Dictionary

oeic Optoelectronic Integrated Circiut

oem Original Equipment Manufacturer

oeo Office of Economic Opportunity

oes Order of the Eastern Star

oexp Office of Exploration [NASA]

of Old French

off_the_track as in "He was too far off the track. Strictly section
eight" - said about a man who becomes insanely violent (Shoot, 117)

office+space Amusing little movie, was worth a few laughs, but wait till
it's out on tape, not worth your $5.50 at a theater.

ofm Order of Friars Minor

ofmt Output Format for Numbers

ofna Only F*cking Name Avaliable.

ofnps Outstate Facility Network Planning System

ofs Order of Free State

oft Optical Fiber Tube

og Original Gum

ogt OutGoing Trunk

ohnosecound The split secound of time taken to realise you just typed 'rm
-fR *' in the wrong directory.

oira Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs

ois Office Information Systems

oiu Office Interface Unit

ojt On the Job Training

ok+than* no prob N~!

ole Object Linking and Embedding [Microsoft]

oli Optical Phone Line Interface [AT&T]

oline o:line and O:line's are Irc Operator lines. An o:line is a local
Irc Operator. This person can only do stuff effecting his server. Example:
/kills are only allowed on users for his server. O:lines are global Irc
Operators. They can do stuff that effects *all* servers

olinitis In this common state, a person suffers from a lack of an O:line

oper Oper is a command used by Irc Operators only and can only be used correctly
if your host is listed in the /stats o. This command will let the user
become an Irc Operator. Syntax: /oper <user> <password>

opera Opera web browser is a VERY SMALL very fast Web browser that handles
many web pages at the same time. Intresting concept away from the 'leading'
browsers that take up your screen space with a single web page. Download
it today! http://opera.nta.no/download.html

opers opers IRC Operators can be found by typing /who 0 o or
/msg h opers

opi Open Prepress Interface

opm Office of Personnel Management

opsm Outside Plant Subscriber Module

opt Open Protocol Technology

optaker [IMPOSTERS] - A user may give someone else ops by accident.
Usually by mistaking their identity do to a familiar nick or userid@host. At
other times by poor security in a bot or AutoOp script. This is *not* considered
an abuse of resources and therefore not a takeover. (A2c)

palmpilot-emulator-win95/nt Co-Pilot is a palm pilot emulator that any windows
user can run - and run palmpilot apps without a palm pilot. More info, and downloads
@ http://www.hewgill.com/pilot/copilot/index.html

palmpilot-links Links for various palm pilot stuff can be found at http://www.pilotfaq.com/links.htm

palmpilot-ssh http://www.isaac.cs.berkeley.edu/pilot/

palmpilot-undocumented-features Undocumented features of palm pilot can be
located @ http://www.bright.net/~mitchr/pilot/undoc.html

palmpilot_irc_client http://members.tripod.com/~hokamoto/pirc10p1.zip

palooka guy, probably a little stupid (Knockover, 392)

pals Principles of the Alphabet Literacy System

pam Pass Along Method (SS7: in ISUP)

pan Personal Account Number

panama panama is .PA

pans Pretty Advanced New Stuff

pantheon System Pantheon is an on-line real-time RPG system that layers ontop
of IRC. The full source code is avaliable @ http://www.superchat.org/pantheon

pao Program Advisory Office

pap Passwork Authentication Protocol (protocol)

paper+clip The larval stage of coat hangers.

papua papua new guinea is .PG

par Parallel

para Paragraph

paraguay paraguay is .PY

paralytic If your paralytic, you have no hope of reading this.

parc Palo Alto Research Center [XEROX]

part Part is the opposite of Join. It will enable you to leave a channel.
Syntax: /part <channel>

party +grabs a party hat and a large beer!

pas Paged Address Space [GEC]

pascal :Pascal: n. An Algol-descended language designed by Niklaus Wirth
on the CDC 6600 around 1967--68 as an instructional tool for elementary programming.
This language was designed primarily to keep students from shooting themselves
in the foot and thus extremely restrictive from a general-purpose-programming
point of view.

pass PASS is used to set a connection password. The password can and
must be set before any attempt to register the connection. Syntax: PASS
<password>

patch+adams "Patch" was an okay show, it didn't raise my spirits,
and they tried to pull a "forest" (you'll know what I mean when you
watch the show), at any rate, there was nothing noteworthy, nor was it worth
my time in watching. The ending was very unlikely -- since when did you insult
a board of doctors then they get on your side and let you graduate?

patches http://www.savelec.com/win98group get the patches and follow the
directions!

patrol Program for Administrative Traffic Reports On Line

pauline please explain

paw hand (Knockover, 246; Op, 82)

pax Private Automatic eXchange

paye Pay As You Earn

paysg Bot gives SpaceGuy money to do his favorite activity, which is also
his job.

pdcc mIRC's DCC send/gets will greatly improve in speed if you type /pdcc
2147482999 --but make sure you're on a 14.4 or faster connection!

pde Partial Differential Equation

pdes Product Data Exchange Specifications

pdf Power Distribution Frame

pdi Power and Data Interface

pdl Page Description Language

pdm Power Down Mode

pdms Plant Design Management System [Compeda]

pdn Public Data Network

pdp Plasma Display Panel

pdq Pretty Damned Quick

pds Packet Driver Specification + Partitioned Data Set

pdsman Partitioned DataSet MANagementSystem

pdsp Peripheral Data Storage Processor

pdss Post Development and Software Support

pdt Pacific Daylight Time (EST -3)

pdu Protocol Data Unit (X.400)

pe Parity Even + Protect Enable

pea Pocket Ethernet Adapter

peaching informing (Op, 85)

pecc Product Engineering Control Center

peeper detective (Playback, 96; Sleep, 161)

pei Prince Edward Island

pel Picture Element [IBM]

pen jail, penitentiary (Farewell, 29)

pending This is a status of a CService application. It means your application
is still pending review

penguins Beware The Penguins!

penis http://www.mnsi.net/~sstep/testicles/famoustests.htm

pentium+pro The Pentium Pro is around now for several years and still it
never made it to a best seller as its siblings Pentium, Pentium w/MMX and Pentium
II. The main reason for that is and was its weakness with 16 bit code, such
as Windows 3.x or Windows 95. The Pentium Pro used to be a clear winner under
Windows NT though and there are still a few advantages over the Pentium II in
a high end environment.

pentiumbug To test if your pentium has the bug, 1048958.75 / 2.9999991 and
see if the number ends with a 2 or a 3, if it ends with a 2 (ie; 349632.x) then
it has the pentium bug

people+who+don't+read+helpfiles +kicks those people =P

pep Packetized Ensemble Protocol [Telebit]

pepe Pepe Est Presque Emacs

pepsi the drink of the irc gods and those that try to achieve that level

pepsi+one Pepsi ONE tastes like crap. Moreso when you eat/drink something
sweet before taking a gulp. It leaves my mouth dry and makes me thirsty. What
the hell is this crap anyway???

pepsi-cola without it the world would end

pera Production Engineering Research Association

perl Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister

perl+scripts http://www.perl2000.com/

perot Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish? Can I finish?
Can I finish?

perq Pascal Executed Really Quickly ?

pert Program Evaluation and Review Technique

peru peru is .PE

pes Positioning Error Signal

pet Print Enhancement Technology [Compaq]

petabyte A petabyte holds enough information to be stored in 20 million 4-drawer
filing cabinets

ping well, PING stands for: Packet INternet Groper. Ping is a signal sent
out from your computer to another computer to check the transmission time on
IRC (lag), to use type /ping nickname - /ctcp NICKNAME ping to check with another
person

ping+me Here you go N~, PING!

ping-pong a sport at which Oriental people excel at. Forest Gump was good
at it also

pingme -PRIVMSG N~ PING 780000000

pinocchio ^, Pinocchio discovered he was made of wood one day when his hand
caught on fire

pleasantville This movie was not seen as much as I think it should have been.
It had a very unique plot and the storyline was well paced, and kept the viewer
constantly intrested in what was going on. I'd give it a 8/10.

please N~, no.

plic PCM Line Interface

pll Phase Lock Loop

plm Programming Language for Microcomputers

plo Palestine (sic?) Liberation Organization (?)

plokta :plokta: /plok't*/ [Acronym for `Press Lots Of Keys To Abort']

plop +goes plop plop on N~'s foot....ewwwwwwwww green plop

plots To make a Movie plot, visit http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm

plpa Pagable Link Pack Area [MVS]

plu Partial Line Up (Teletex)

plugs people (Op, 222)

plv Production Level Video

pm PayMaster

pm/x Presentation Manager for X windows

pmac Peripheral Module Access Controller

pmmu Paged Memory Management Unit

pmo Prime Minister's Office

pmos P channel Metal Oxide Semiconductor (P-MOS) (see MOS)

pms Just don't say it in front of your girlfriend.

pmt PhotoMultiplier Tube

pmu Precision Measurement Unit

pn Promissory Note

pnac Poptix Needs A Cloo

pnb Pacific Northwest Bell

pnp Positive-Negative-Positive (transistor)

pnpn Positive-Negative-Positive-Negative devices

po Parity Odd

pob Periphal Order Buffer

poc Point Of View

pod Pay On Delivery

poe Port Of Embarkation

poeu Post Office Engineering Union

pof Programmable Operator Facility

pogo Polar Orbiting Geophysical Observatory

poke +pokes N~

pol Problem Oriented Language

poland poland is .PL

poligon integrated circuit design system [Compeda]

polka-dot-door A really cool show that had polka dots on the door. They were
yellow and opened up and stuff, they went inside the dots when they were showing
a movie.

polynesia french polynesia is .PF

pom Phase Of Moon

pong A pong is a reply to a ping

pooped killed (Key, 147)

poor+bot N~, I feel more sorry for you, than myself.

pop Point Of Presence [MCI] + Pop from Stack + Post Office Protocol

pop-tarts Pop-Tarts = Fire Hazards

popa Pop All Registers

popf Pop Flags

pops Paperless Order Processing System

popups mIRC popup questions are best answerd in #mIRC

popups2 hold down the alt key and the letter P...this will bring up the popup
menu....click in the circle marked "channel names list"...in the large
box scroll past the word slap...on the next line type this-> .tickle:/me
tickles <$1> with a feather duster> (without the <>)....click
the menu is active button and save

por Price On Request

pork ...the other white meat.

porsche ^: According to ktk, a slow ugly car ;)

porsche-mountain-bike Shell out $6,000 and go to http://www.porsche.com/porsche/t_bikes3.html

ppro The Pentium Pro is Intel's sixth generation microprocessor (P6). Although,
it shares the same name as the fifth-generation Pentium microprocessor, the
Pentium Pro is architecturally quite different. Thanks to modern design techniques,
including superpipelining, dynamic execution, and on-chip L2 cache, the Pentium
Pro can perform at nearly twice the speed of previous Pentium microprocessors.

pps Packets per Second

ppsn Public Packet Switched Network

ppt Parts Per Trillion

ppu Power Providing Unit

pq Province of Quebec

pr PayRoll

practical+magic This movie sucked. Not much else to say. It was boring, there
wasn't much "magic" to speak of, the plot was slow, the acting was
bad, there wasn't any nudity. While this movie was tailored for teen-aged girls,
I'm sure even 98% of them would also agree with me, this movie is lame.

prb Physical Random Binary file [GEC]

prc Planning Research Corporation

prca Puerto Rico Communications Authority

precursor see also 7thsphere

preifp PRE-processor InterFace Program for SERC finite element system

premis PREMises Information System

prepare yea, whatever

prepnet Pennsylvania Research & Economic Partnership Network

president i haven't met an intern i didn’t harass - Bill Clinton 1998

pretzel one of renster's many inexplainable and perverted fetishes

preuse not acronym, a macro which gives access to FEMGEN User Library

pri Primary Rate Interface (ISDN) [telephony]

primary+colors If you want to know Bill Clinton's plan to draw attention
away from his blow jobs, this movie has the plot down to a tee.

priority_interrupt [from the hardware term] n. Describes any stimulus compelling
enough to yank one right out of {hack mode}. Classically used to describe being
dragged away by an [SO] for immediate sex, but may also refer to more mundane
interruptions such as a fire alarm going off in the near vicinity. Also
called an {NMI} (non-maskable interrupt), especially in PC-land.

privmsg Privmsg is another way to /msg someone. Syntax: /quote privmsg
<nick> :<message> *note* the : has to be there
before the message

prmd Private Mangement Domain [X.400}

prn Printer

pro_skirt prostitute (Night, 12)

proc Procedure

procrastinate do do nothing, generally waste time and to be good at it.

profanity profanity in bot topics is BAD =P

profs PRofessional OFFice automation System

prog Program + Programmer

program :program: n. 1. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to
turn one's input into error messages. 2. An exercise in experimental epistemology.
3. A form of art, ostensibly intended for the instruction of computers,
which is nevertheless almost inevitably a failure if other programmers can't
understand it.

programing :programming: n. 1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
2. n. A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer
opportunities for reward. 3. n. The most fun you can have with your clothes
on (although clothes are not mandatory).

programmer's_cheer :Programmer's_Cheer: "Shift to the left! Shift
to the right! Pop up, push down! Byte! Byte! Byte!"
A joke so old it has hair on it.

programming :programming: n. 1. The art of debugging a blank sheet of paper.
2. n. A pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer
opportunities for reward. 3. n. The most fun you can have with your clothes
on (although clothes are not mandatory).

ranked as in "Being ranked again by a watchman there" - recognized?
accosted? (Knockover, 70)

rao Regional Accounting Office

rappers as in "There were a couple solved for the record, but they were
just rappers" - fakes, set-ups (Farewell, 165)

rapport portable relational database management system [Logica]

rapsux N~ kick him... just cause he sux at the end

rar Return Address Register

rarde Royal Armaments Research and Development Establishment

rare Research Academic R(something) Europe (a Research Network)

ras Remote Access Server

rasc Residence Account Service Center

rasterop - RasterOp, hardware instructions on PERQ for fast graphics

rastop Primitives for fast graphical manipulations [BBN]

rat inform (Key, 78; Night, 5)

rate to be good, to count for something (Art, 55)

ratfor RATional FORtran ['Software Tools', Kernighan & Plauger]

rats_and_mice dice, i.e. craps (Dain, 29)

rattler train (Dain, 158; Op, 51)

rav3n Really Cool Cservice admin [2000]

ravenous This movie can be described in one word, "Gay" the
plot centers around an ancient indian legend that 'once a man eats the flesh
of another man, he'll want more', and so the plot thickens. People eat each
other, and become almost immortals, but theres no real special effects for it,
just some blood and a lot of fights at the end of the movie.

rayden God of Thunder and Lightning, Defender of the Earth Realm (and Superchat).

repeat -PRIVMSG C~ :Fuzzy-wazzie was a bear, fuzzie-wazzie had no hair |
PRIVMSG C~ :Fuzzie-wazzie wasn't very fuzzie-was-he was a bear...

repeat* N~: Q~

repeat+after+me* N~, Q~

replace test

replace+^+with+n~ bash-2.01$ sed s/\\^/N~/g info2.db > info.db (this
however doesn't work well if you have any topics that have ^ in it ;)

repne Repeat while Not Equal

repnz Repeat while Not Zero

reportdos If you would like to report a DoS attack, please include logs,
time of occurance, time zone, and any other information you have available and
send it to his or her's isp admin. Also request for the account to be removed.
Email: postmaster@<isp> and abuse@<isp> or do an internic
search and email the administrator

reportingabuse Info about reporting abuse on IRC can be found @ http://www.irchelp.org/irchelp/misc/irclog.html

reppopelpmip I like cookies

repz Repeat while Zero

req Request

res Remote Execution Service

res1 Reset receiver (C/I channel code)

restart The restart command is an Irc Operator command only. It will
force the server to restart. Syntax: /restart

rfc+1391 The Tao of the IETF: A Guide for New Attendees of the Internet Engineering
Task Force. G. Malkin. January 1993. (Format: TXT=41892 bytes) (Obsoleted by
FYI0017, RFC1539) (Status: INFORMATIONAL)

rfc+1630 Universal Resource Identifiers in WWW: A Unifying Syntax for the
Expression of Names and Addresses of Objects on the Network as used in the World-Wide
Web. T. Berners-Lee. June 1994. (Format: TXT=57601 bytes) (Status: INFORMATIONAL)

rfc+1915 Variance for The PPP Connection Control Protocol and The PPP Encryption
Control Protocol. F. Kastenholz. February 1996. (Format: TXT=14347 bytes) (Also
BCP0003) (Status: BEST CURRENT PRACTICE)

rfc+995 End System to Intermediate System Routing Exchange Protocol for use
in conjunction with ISO 8473. International Organization for Standardization..
Apr-01-1986. (Format: TXT=94069 bytes) (Status: UNKNOWN)

rhum_n_coke A nice drink made with cola and dark rhum. Oh, LiKwid` prefer
it with Pepsi instead of Coke. =]

ri Referential Integrity

riacs Research Institute for Advanced Computer Science (NASA)

rias Radio In the American Sector, berlin

ribbed_up as in "I got a Chink ribbed up to get the dope" - set
up, arranged for? "I have arranged for a Chinese person to get the
information"? (Knockover, 203)

rid Read Identification (IOM2 Monitor Command)

rif Reading Is Fundamental

riff Resource Interschange File Format [Microsoft]

right+bot Of course N~

right_gee a good fellow (Sleep, 157)

right_guy a good fellow (Knockover, 111)

rights This is a private network. you have no rights here. Same as a system
administrator can disallow you the use of PING command in his system. This is
a program running on private machines and you are a guest. you can be removed
for any reason(s) we see fit. If you do not agree to these terms, you are free
to leave or be removed.

rilm Repertoire International de Literature Musicale

rim Remote Installation and Maintenance [Microsoft]

rimbaud Some cajun freak

rime RelayNet International Message Exchange

ringers fakes (Art, 176)

rio The RIO is a device (created by Diamond) that is the size of a cigarette
pack that plays music in the MP3 format. MP3 has no security and is widely used
by music pirates.

riot a person looking for a home to put his channel on.

rip I would.. but you expect me to put my hand in that thing???

risc Reduced Instruction Set Computer

rislu Remote Integrated Services Line Unit

rita Recognition of Information Technology Achievement award

riva+tnt+types There are 7 comps who sell TNT video cards, here are a few:
Asus, STB, Hercules, Diamond, Creative labs, Elsa. you can find benchmarks for
these at http://www4.tomshardware.com/releases/99q1/990105/ccctnt-04.html

rje Remote Job Entry

rjp Remote Job Processing

rkw (Ger PCM30) FAS

rl Return Loss

rlc Release Complete Message (SS7: in SCCP)

rlcm Remote Line Concentrating Module

rld RLD is SuperChat's secondary channel services. He idles and clones, but
since hes not +k umode, feel free to kick him when your bored (but watch out,
all his clones are opered up)

rld_wrk welp N~, hes the ugly windows side of RLD

rle Run Length Encoded

rlg Research Libraries Group

rlin Research Libraries Information Network [run by RLG (q.v.)]

rline Rline stands for Restriction Line. These tell the server to call up
an external program (such as a wingate detector). The use of this line is strongly
discouraged due to heavy cpu usage.

robot A bot is a robot. It is not human and its usual goal is to protect
a channel, however it may range into games, chat, information... just an addition
to IRC to keep things new and intresting. See SCRIPTS ... also see DARKBOT
for info about me.

roc Regional Operating Company

rocks N~, yes I do!

rod gun (Op, 80, 219, 242; Vengeance, 11)

roe Royal Observatory, Edinburgh

roff Run-OFF

roffmacs - 'macros' for use with the RUNOFF text formatter on SERCnet

roflmho R olling O n the F loor L aughing M
y H ead O ff

rog Receipt Of Goods

roh Receiver Off Hook

rok Republic of Korea

rol Rotate Left

rom Range Of Motion (medical)

romance human form of the mating dance

romania romania is .RO

romantic men have no clue what it is and women want them to be it

romulus 2.5D modelling package [Shape Data, Camb.]

ron do ron ron, do ron ron rhonda

ronin This movie is the type of movie you go to watch when you are tired
of all the good guy/bad guy flicks that never hurt the innocent bystanders.
They get dirty and have no probs with killing people who just happened to be
in the wrong place at the wrong time. The only problem I had with this was it
was ONE mission, much like Mission impossible, I like to see several missions
and not one shot deals.

root I heard root is the default SuperUser login account name for unix boxen.
The Superuser has permissions to read/modify any files for any user. Misuse
of this login can really mess up a unix box (Otool knows all about this ;)

run-unix-from-nt To run unix from NT (OpenNT) visit http://www.opennt.com
for more info.

running A man was running. He ran from the melted cow. The common pasture
was very large and as fast as he could run he still couldn't outrun the common
pasture. The cow was melted so time didn't really matter at all. Time became
irrelevant and the man decided that time was of no use because the more he ran
the same distance he was from the common pasture... See The_Theory_Relativity

runoff text formatter available on SERCnet GECs and Pr1mes

russian russian federation is .RU

rw Right Worshipful

rwanda rwanda is .RW

rwc Remote Work Center

rwm Read-Write Memory

rx Receiver

rxd Received Data

rxsd Receive Serial Data

ryu Main character in Ninja Gaiden I, II and III -- nintendo games kick butt!

salad salad can be attached to your earlobes to attract small rodents and
other creatures while you sleep

sali Standalone Automatic Location Identification

salvador el salvador is .SV

sam Serc Account Manager

sama Step-by-step Automatic Message Accounting [telephony]

samba+and+win98 Win98 doesn't normally support cleartext passwords with network
logons, so you may not be able to logon to a samba server. bug fix here: http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q187/2/28.asp

sammie Study Aid for Man-Machine IntEractions [Compeda]

samoa american samoa .AS

samto Space And Missile Test Organization

sand The sand it sits between my eyes and eyelids as I scan from left to
right like a thousand angry doughnuts eating themselves on the banks of the
nile while a gaggle of elephant eyeballs bounce by in the distance. Beating
water pulsates and laps upon the rigged elk surfboards strapped on the roof
of my hollowed out squid skin covered beagle named "TheNerfMobile".

sane Signaling Area/Network Code (SS7)

santa False!

sao sao tome and principe is .ST

sap 1) a dumb guy (passim); 2) a blackjack (passim)

sap_poison getting hit with a sap (Art, 188)

sapi Service Access Point Identifier

sar Shift Arithmetic Right + Successive Approximation Register

sarka|n` a sicko likes www.justmeat.com

sarts Switched Access Remote Test System

sas Sales Accounting System + Single Audio System

sase Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope

sasi Shugart Associates Systems Interface

sat Satellite [Space]

satan See: saint

saudi saudi arabia is .SA

savdm Single Application VDM

saving+private+ryan This movie started out with a good battle, then gets
really slow *yawn*, but picks up midway thru -- it was sad for the same reason
Forest Gump was, dang I hate it when he dies! Oh well, he was a teacher, so
who cares *just kidding* It still gets 5/5 stars cause Spielberg was the
director =)

savvy? get me? understand? (Farewell, 120)

saw Surface Acoustic Wave

sawbuck $10 (Night, 33)

say N~, say it yourself.

say+thanks thanks ^!!

says so what?

sb Science Board [SERC]

sba Small Business Administration

sbb Subtract With Borrow

sbc S Bus Interface Circuit PEB2080

sbcc Science Board Computing Committee [SERC]

sbcs Single-Byte Character Set

sbcx SBC extended PEB2081

sbms Southwestern Bell Mobile Service

sbs Satellite Business Systems [IBM]

sbuc S Bus Connector

sc SuperChat

scad Subsonic Cruise Armed Decoy

scadc Standard Central Air Data Computer

scame SCreen oriented Anti-Misery Editor

scamp Single-Chip A-series Mainframe Processor

scan Scan is an IrcOp function on UWorld. It will let them search for
the specific thing they ask for. Syntax: /msg uworld scan <search mask>

scas Scan String

scat Stromberg-Carlson Assistance Team

scatter as in "And don't bother to call your house peeper and send him
up to the scatter" - ?? (Lake, 188)

scb Subsystem Control Block [IBM]

scc Serial Communications Controllers

sccp Signaling CCP (SS7: Q.71X)

sccs Source Code Control System

scd Standard Color Display

sce Signal Conversion Equipment

scf Selective Call Forwarding

schnozzle nose (Art, 190)

school school is kewl

school+sux* yes sir, it does!

sci SpaceCraft Incorporated

sci-fi SCIence FIction (often used pejoratively of what really isn't)

scifi SCIence FIction (often used pejoratively of what really isn't)

scl Station Clock

sclk Slave CLK

scm Scramble Coder Multiplexer

sco Santa Cruz Operation

scoops SCheme Object Oriented Programming System

scope Simple Communications Programming Enironment + [Hayes]

scot Stepper Central Office Tester

scots Surveilance and Control Of Transmission Systems

scp Save Cursor Position + Subsystem Control Port + System Control Program

scpc Signal Channel Per Carrier

scpd Supplementary Central Pulse Distributor

scr Signaling Configuration Register

scram_out leave (Lake, 76)

scratch money (Art, 56)

scrc Send Corrected Reference Equivalent

scream Scream was a great show, good stuffs and slick plot

scream2 Also good movie, but wasn't quite as good as Scream1 was due to the
"been there done that" factor. If it were the first of the movie,
it'd have been slick.

script.ini script.ini can be fixed by upgrading your mIRC to version 5.3
or higher. You can download mIRC from http://www.mirc.co.uk

scripts Scripts are programs run by an IRC client, which makes the client
respond to a command or event in IRC, to a way specified in the script. Scripts
are usually in plaintext format. An example of a script event: When
a user joins a channel, a script could sent an auto-greet, or do an auto /whois.

serv Serv is Superchat Channel Services, /msg h help about for info also
see http://www.superchat.org/serv.html

servers Servers are high powered computers running a special program called
ircd. ircd allows servers to link and form a network where users can form channels,
set modes, and communicate with each other.

ses Service Evaluation System

set Softwave Engineering Technology

seti Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence [Space]

setinfo My !setinfo variables are: ^ nick, % Number of joins, & Channel,
$ user@host. Example: !setinfo rew has joined & % times!! (also, if
you make the first char of your SETINFO a + the setinfo will be shown as an
ACTION)

silicon+zoo Silicon Zoo is a collection of photographs of images taken by
Michael Davidson, found deep inside various CPU's. These pictures are of images
that are extremly small.. (only a few dozen micros in hieght), and have been
found in many different CPU's.. check out the site: http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/creatures/index.html

silk as in "all silk so far" - all okay so far (Knockover, 393)

sim Simulator

simcity3000 The only thing that needs to be said with SC3000-- I tested it
with a Pentium Pro 200, w/ 128 megs ram, and the game crawled. the game recommends
to disable animations and use a lower res on the low-end computer systems, but
I refuse to belive my computer is a low end system, so this game is just butt-ass
slow.

simd Single Instruction Multiple Data

simm Single In-line Memory Module

simon+birch This movie has a script written for a 6 yo, it was slow paced,
entertainment value was zilch. Simon dies, and as expected, the friend names
his kid after him. The only amusing part was Simon's best friend grows up to
be Jim Carry (who drives a crappy ass Ford Escort). It get 0/5 stars.

simscript - general purpose simulation package

simula Simulation (language)

sin Status Indication Normal Alignment

sine SINE is not EINE

sing o/~B~ sings to N~o/~

sing! Laaaaaaaaa La LA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

singapore singapore is .SG

sio Service Information Octet (SS7)

sip Serial Interface Port

sipb 5XXX SIPB Modules

sipmos Siemens P MOS BUZ...

sipo 6XXX Siemens ISDN PC Software Object Code

sipp Single In-line Pin Package

sips 6XXX Siemens ISDN PC Software Source Code

sirlygic* N~, that kinda kewl lurker guy?

sirtf Space Infrared Telescope Facility [Space]

sis Strategic Information System

sisc SERCnet Implementors Sub-Committee

siscom Satellite Information System COMpany

siso Serial In, Serial Out

sister woman (Knockover, 44)

sit Special Information Tone

sita Societe Internationale Telecommunications Aeronautiques

sitac Siemens Isolated Thyristor AC

sitest Siemens ISDN Protocol Software Test Tools SIPO6022

siu Subscriber Line Interface Unit

sj Society of Jesus

skate_around as in "She skates around plenty" - to be of easy virtue
(Sleep, 83)

ski Half of what SnowGOD uses flying down a moutain

skidmark 1) Sometimes found along roadways, usually caused by careless drivers
not paying attention and then suddenly forced to stop abruptly, causing their
tires to lock up. This will usually leave a black mark on the pavement, thus
the term skidmark. 2) Gaseous excretions from the behind area, usually with
a tinge of moisture causing a "skid" like mark in the underpants.
Usually brown in color.

skipout leave a hotel without paying, or a person who does so (Playback,
108)

slowaris well, Operator in charge of Charleston*, likes to idle a lot.. http://staff.wpmedia.com/~rjp/ryan.jpg

slp Super Long Play (VHS VCR)

sls Signaling Link Selection (SS7)

slsi Super Large Scale Integration

slug 1) as a noun, bullet (passim); 2) as a verb, to knock unconscious (Lake,
191)

slurp +runs his toungue up the side of ^'s face

sm Service Mark

sma Sergeant Major of the Army

smac Store Multiple Access Controller [ICL]

smack eeeewwwwwwwwwwww.. you expect me to touch that??

small+soldiers If you want to watch this movie for it's content and plot,
save yourself some time and go watch a brick wall instead. If you want to watch
it for it's smooth rendered graphics, also save your time, and go rent Toy Story
again. The movie had a lame plot, the graphics weren't that great, and overall,
you'd have more fun being stung in the eye by a bee.

sman System MANager [of SERCnet GEC computer]

smart not solivagus

smas Supplementary MAin Store

smasf SMAS Frame

smaspu SMAS Power Unit

smb Super Mario Brothers! Don't let anyone tell you diffrent.

smc Small Magellanic Cloud (see LMC)

smd Storage Module Device (interface standard for disk drives)

smdf Subscriber Main Distributing Frame

smdi Subscriber Message Desk Interface

smdr Station Message Detail Recording [telephony]

smds Switched Multi-Megabit Data Service

smeg Term made popular by the British TV SciFi Commedy RedDwarf. Means: damn,
sh*t, or any other word that works well.

smeghead Term made popular by the British TV SciFi Commedy RedDwarf. Means:
Idiot, Moron, Fool, N~, R~, etc, etc.

smurf Smurf info can be found @ http://www.quadrunner.com/~chuegen/smurf.txt

sn Spanking New

sna System Network Architecture (IBM network)

snacks sorry, i'm eating donuts, i'll help you in a few...

snads System Network Architecture Distribution Service

snafu Situation Normal -- All f*cked up

snak Snak is a new Macintosh IRC client. You can download it from the offical
web page @ http://www.snak.com/Snak.html

snake+eyes This movie had an okay plot. Prob was, it wasn't a real action
flick, it was one of those movies where you wonder who is behind all the madness.
Once that was over with, the movie didn't have much umph. It was okay, an average
show.

snap Shipboard Non-tactical Automated data Processing program

snap_a_cap shout (Op, 84)

snatch kidnap (Pick-Up, 156)

sncf Societe National des Chemins de Fer (French National Railways)

snd Sound

sneak 1) leave, get lost, as in "If you're not a waiter, sneak"
(Op, 73); 2) type of burglary, as in as in "The hotel-sneak used to be
my lay" (Op, 86)

sneeze Ahhhhhhhhhhh chew!

snet Southern New England Telephone

snf Server-Natural Format

snk Shin-Nihon Kikaku (New Japan Product)

snmc SERCnet Network Management Committee

snmp Simple Network Management Protocol

snobol StriNg Oriented symbOLic Language

snogod SEE: SnowGOD

snooper detective (Lake, 18)

snort (as in of gin) - a drink (Art, 56)

snosc SERCnet Network Operators Sub-Committee

snow FOr info on snow contact snowgod, he will work something out

snow-bird (cocaine) addict (Pick-Up, 78; Knockover, 202)

snowed to be on drugs (heroin? cocaine?) (Pick-Up, 97); also snowed up (Op,
149)

snp Serial Number/Password [Omen Technology]

snr Signal to Noise Ratio

sns Spallation Neutron Source

soac Service Order Analysis Control

soak to pawn (Knockover, 92)

soap Symbolic Optimizing Assembler Program

sob Son Of a B*tch

soc Service Oversight Center

sock punch (Knockover, 66; Sleep, 173; Art, 153)

soda no.....it's pop...not SOda

soe Standard Operating Environment

software+was+meant+to+be+free* Preach on N~!

soh Service Order History

sohio Standard Oil of oHIO [Corporate name]

sol S h*t O utta L uck, ^ :)

solaris See Slowaris

soldier This movie was okay, the avg blow-them-up show. If you enjoyed "Escape
from LA", this one would be OK to watch. It gets 4/10 stars.

solomon solomon islands is .SB

som Start of Message + System Object Model [IBM]

somalia somalia is .SO

some+people Say we monkey around

something+about+mary this movie was pretty funny. It was definately no "major
production" that would earn it a place in history, but was just 'this years
naked gun' movie.

sound+vq Sound VQ is a technology made by Yamaha. It will compress data much
like mp3, but compression is even greater, it can compress audio by a factor
of 20, mp3 can only compress by a factor of 12 without losing sound quality.
Audio streaming and copy protection is built into this format. To find out more,
visit their page @ http://www.yamaha.co.jp/english/xg/SoundVQ/

south+park+ra+format This page has the FULL south park episodes in RA (real
audio) format http://www.jrsconcepts.com/southpark.html

sp4 To get Microsoft's SP4 for NT4.0, visit ftp://198.105.232.37/fixes/usa/ussp4/

spa Software Publishers Association

spac disc SPACe allocator [GEC]

spag Standards Promotion and Applications Group

spain spain is .ES

spalloc segment SPace ALLOCator [GEC]

spam IRC Spam, aka Mass Messaging is not allowed on any network, nor is it
welcomed by any IRC user. Mass msging is when a user does a /who to get a list
of nicks online, and starts to msg them some form of advertisment, usually for
stuff like porn web sites. Set yourself +i mode so the mass msgers can't
find you!

spammer A spammer is someone who sends unsolicited advertising

span Space Physics Analysis Network

spanish yo quiero taco bell

spank +spanks N~.. ohhhhh baby!

spanson +starts singing "If you want to be my mmmbop, you gotta sleep
with my friends"

spar Stock Points Adp Replacement

sparc Drow needs a used one. if you have one contact me at 1-900-xxx.. ekk
no drow@darkelf.net

spatula a kitchen utensil

spawar naval SPAce and WARfare command

spc Signaling Poiny Code (SS7)

spca Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals

spcc Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children

spcl Spectrum Cellular Corporation

spcr Serial Port Control Register

spcs Stored Program Control Systems

speak bark bark

speak+moronese well, d000dZ, this will rox joor azz off!

spec Systems Performance Evaluation Cooperative

species+ii This movie was pretty much the same as the first, however less
nudity. As the commercials for it showed, it all hinges on the fact that the
new "female alien" is part human, and so true to her nature, she goes
and mates with the male alien, then turns on him and helps kill the bastard.

sphere While it makes itself out to be a real horror show, and it has some
great lighting/special efx, the whole thing was about themselves and a ball
that made their nighmares come true (imagine how great this show would have
been if they had some erotic dreams), so anyway, the ending was the guys wishing
the ball away.

spiro+agnew A Former Vice President of the United States, and an unfortunate
anagram for an interesting phrase. See also: anagram

spitbol Speedy implementation of Snobol [QMCCC]

spitting talking (Knockover, 70)

spl Spooler

splanglyfrog So reefification, what do you have to say for yourself, now
that you've been utterly, utterly defeated in the most enspatulating way any
spatula can imagine?

splorpo Deuteronomy 27:11 "they shall besiege you at all your gates
for you have not placed the small packages filled with nonsensical beeping items
that do not flash without batteries. The spleens shall stand in the corners
and point at you with gourd shaped scepters of hatred!"

spni Society for the Protection of Nature in Israel

spoof Fooling a server to make it think that you have a different hostname
than you really do. Will result in a G-line.

spool Simultaneous Peripheral Operation On-Line

spoon Eating utinsel

spr Systems Product (Release) - releases 1, 2 [MVS enhancement]

sps Software Products Scheme [DoI]

spss Statistical Package for the Social Sciences

spt Sectors Per Track

spuc/dl Serial Peripheral Unit Controller/Data Link

spudhammer You are a gourd creature position with elbow nodule control emitting
rasberry jam squids upon my flat eyeball bulging dog named "Herman".
Please degorgonzolarate now.

stalin stalin is about legs that thrash around alot. It is also about stones,
very smooth stones with little marks on them. Marks so small that you can hardly
see them. You have to squint really really hard. After that you understand that
the rocls are like legs thrashing about just like stalin and those few hapless
victims running across the tundra followed by elk like creatures with big bulging
eyeball

star+trek+insurrection This movie was nicely made, however any REAL star
trek fan will be dissipointed. Reason? The movie takes place on a known planet,
there is no exploring, and hardly any parts of the movie takes place on the
Enterprise... actually, hardly anything takes place in space.

star+wars+episode+1 The movie started out poorly, acting was bad, and script
written for a 6 yo audience, however the second half of the movie was great.
The big bad boss wasn't that big or bad, and the pod race and battle between
the jedi and Darth Maul was the two best parts of the movie. the rest of this
2 hr flick was "alright", I hope the second and third episodes can
live up to the hype.

starcraft The best real time strategy game since warcraft II.

starless Starless1's web page can be found @ Http://home.att.net/~starless/

staroffice Well, its a very nice FREE Office Suite, and has a very interesting
interface. It maybe a bit different to what your use to, but it has some neat
features not found in other packages like Office97 or Lotus Smart Suite. It
is very configurable, Give it a try. Its worth it, if only too see what Free
Software can really do. http://www.stardivision.com. Or my review: www.nrc.co.nz/Zaf/staroffice.html

stars Software Technology for Adaptable, Reliable Systems

starship+troopers This movie rocked. There was lots of naked wimmin, and
big guns! Great graphics, and lots of mutant insect gore!

static gline bait who swears 2 much because he dont know alot of words

statmux Statistical Multiplexer

statsc /stats c - This will show a list of servers of which the current server
may connect to or allow connections from

statsg /stats g - This command shows all the glines of the server your on.

statsh /stats h - This will show a list of all the current hubs

statsi /stats i - This command will show all the I:Lines or a list of hosts
that the server allows connections from

statsk /stats k - This command shows all the klines of the server your on.
Search mask of: /stats k <server> <search mask> can be used
now with the new ircd code

statsl /stats l - This command shows all the ports the server currently lets
users connect on, and its connect to its hub. It also shows useful information
like Sendq

statsm /stats m - This command will give a list of all commands the server
currently supports. Some commands users may not use and are server-to-server
commands

statso /stats o shows a listing of Irc Operators on your current server

statsu /stats u - This command will show the servers uptime

status database - infromation and retrieval system

stb Strobe

stc Serving Test Center

stcr Syncron Transfer Control Register

std Sacrae Theologiae Doctor (doctor of sacred theology)

stda StreetTalk Directory Assistance [Banyan]

stdaux Standard Auxillary

stderr Standard Error

stdin Standard Input

stdio.h Standard Input/Output Header [C]

stdm Statistical Time Division Multiplexing

stdout Standard Output

stdprn Standard Printer

ste Software Tools Editor ['Software Tools', Kernighan & Plauger]

step SIDES Static Test of IOS and MF on board (in SITEST)

step_off to be hanged (Knockover, 446)

steve+case N~, he is satan's twin.

steve+jobs Steve jobs is the man that will lead apple to victory over everything
evil (or microsoft, at least).

stugomzig it's unbelievable how earth-shatteringly mind-stabbingly important
I am, I could stab myself, and nobody would try to stop me like they usually
do

stupid look at R~

stupid+bot* +holds up a mirror to N~

stv Single Transferable Vote

stx Start of Test

su Signaling Unit

sub Sub-addressing (I.251)

suck you do not have enough access to suck

suck+me uhhhh N~, who do you think I am? A presidentual intern?

sucker simpleton (Knockover, 203)

sucker+rod Useful System Administration Tool: Sucker rod def: 3/4, 7/8 or
1in. hardened steel rod, male threaded on each end. Primary use
in the oil industry in Western North Dakota and other
locations to pump 'suck' oil from oil wells. Secondary uses are
for the construction of cattle feed lots and for dealing with the
occasional recalcitrant or belligerent individual.

sucks look who's talking!

sucks! N~, I know you do, but what am i?

sudan sudan is .SD

suerm SU Error Rate Monitor

sugar money (Pick-Up, 50; Op, 71)

suikoden One of the few good RPG's the playstation has; it's old right now,
but still kicks ass

sum Single-User Minicomputer [SERC]

sumdeus Latin for "I am God", the name of the religion dei

sun SUN MicroSystems Computer [Brand name]

sunoco SUN Oil COmpany [Corporate name]

suns_mass The Suns Mass is approximatly 2.0*10^30kg

sunsite Sunsite, one of the oldest web servers in the world, now called MetaLab...
Lots of stuff there, especially Linux and other GNU GPL stuff.

suny State University of New York

suomalainen Finnish, q.v.

sup Nothin' much right now..

superchat Superchat network info can be found @ http://www.superchat.org
... a Java IRC client is http://www.superchat.org/irc

system+pantheon System Pantheon is an on-line real-time RPG system that layers
ontop of IRC. The full source code is avaliable @ http://www.superchat.org/pantheon

systime DEC OEM Company

t&r two wire phone connection

t&t Tunnels & Trolls

t- Transportfunction-

t/b Top and Bottom

t1 1.544Mbps [telephony], one of the basic signalling systems 24x64Kb

t1/os T1 carrier OutState

t1fe T1 carrier Front End

t3 T3 is eq of 45Mbps. It is achieved by multiplexing 28 T1 channels (672
total channels).

t4010 Tektronix 4010, a popular storage-tube type graphics terminal

tac TEI Assignment Control (IOS)

taccs Tactical Army Combat service support Computer System

tad Telephone Answering Device

tae Transportable Applications Environment

tail shadow, follow (Pick-Up, 67)

taiwan taiwan is .TW

tajikistan tajikistan is .TJ

take_a_powder leave (Pick-Up, 29)

take_on eat (Op, 183)

take_the_air leave (Sleep, 85)

take_the_bounce to get kicked out (here, of a hotel) (Art, 102)

take_the_fall_for accept punishment for (Dain, 56)

takeinfo A Takeover is only considered a 'takeover' if the user(s) gained
ops via an abuse of network resources, such as via netsplits. Also, ICMPing
or 'nuking' is also a valid reason, being a denial of service attack.

takeinfo2 If a user(s) were given ops and then de-opped you, this is NOT
a takeover. They were given ops legimately, and had every right to de-op, or
set modes as they pleased. We cannot help in these situations. Also if the taker
joined an empty channel, this is not considered a takeover.

takeover Unregistered channels are 'owned' by the person who first
joins, and anyone he/she ops. If an op kick bans and locks you out by
setting modes such as +i or +k, it is a 'legitimate' takeover. If the channel
is taken by splitriders or someone nukes you offline, an IRC op will return
it if you show logs. Registered channels are protected by the network.

tal Trans-Atlantic Abort Landing [NASA, Shuttle]

talk yo quiero taco bell

talk+to+me* no! why would anyone want to talk to you?

talkcity To connect to talk city, type /server irc.superlink.net

talks ^, yes I talk... now what?

tank in WW1, the military tank got its name when the British were developing
the tank, they called them "water tanks" to keep their real purpose
a secret. This code word remained in spite of early efforts to call them
"combat cars" or "assault carriages."

texas texas: home of the 5lb steak, Y-rose , Draugrbane and probably a few
cows 2

text2voice http://www.research.att.com/~mjm/cgi-bin/voices.cgi <-
a cool web cgi where you type in data, and it'll create a wav with the text
said and lets you download it or save it to disk.

tfdd Text File Device Driver

tfel Thin-Film Electroluminescent

tflap T-carrier Fault-Locating Applications Program

tfp Tops Filing Protocol

tfs Translucent File System

tg Thieves' Guild

tgc Terminal Group Controller

tgn Trunk Group Number

th Trouble History

thailand thailand is .TH

thank+*u*+bot* youre welcome :)

thanks no prob N~!

thanks+bot* No problem N~! :)

thanks. Any time for you N~!

that's_the_crop that's all of it (Dain, 158)

the+13th+floor It was not quite what it said it would be. Most of it instead
of being hitec, was low tech, placed in the 1930's. The only twist in the plot
was the fact that the guys who develop the simulation of a world with real people,
finds out his own world is just a simulation also. If you just read this topic,
going to see the movie now would pretty much be a waste of time. Shame too,
I give it 3/5 stars.

the+avengers This movie may had a chick in a tight rubber outfit, but the
problem is, THAT DIDN'T LAST! The show's plot was the most god-aweful lame crap
i've ever seen. The jokes were all British, so they were about as funny as a
jewish guy telling a joke upside down, set on fire, in spanish. If you want
to blow your cash on something, just set your money on fire, you'll be better
off.

the+big+hit The movie was slow paced, it did not offer anything -- unless
your a 16 year old teenaged girl who likes marky-mark.

the+blair+witch+project What starts off as a copycat of "the real world"
gets serious after about half an hour. The plot is basically: boring as hell,
boring as hell, starts to get exciting, you wonder wtf is going on, then everyone
is dead. So... what else is there to say?

the+dialectizer http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

the+faculty This movie had great special effects, and keeps you on your toes
most of the show, wondering whats going on, and who the queen alien really is.
Natrally it's "they" are out to get us, but maybe its one of US, type
situation. If you expect a great storyline that is intelectually stimulating,
don't bother with this one, it's been done before-- but this version was very
well done, and had almost part

the+matrix This movie is THE BOMB. It doesnt use a few computer terms to
boost it's ratings (The Net), and has one of the best plots around (kicks the
crap out of the X-Files movie), the graphics are top notch. The tale while at
first sounds like everyone is speaking in riddles, is actually explaining in
clear english, you'd need to watch this movie 2x to fully understand. Coming
soon, the matrix II and III!

the+mummy While my brother contends this show is better than The Matrix,
I strongly disagree. The Mummy was okay -- it's plot is exactly what you'd imagine
just by the cannotations from it's name. No real twists in the plot, linear
and straightforward. 3/5 stars.

the+negotiator GREAT MOVIE, likely the best for 1998. Capturing plot, intelligent
storyline, twists and turns will keep you on the edge of your seat. This is
a definate don't miss.

the+opposite+of+sex This movie did it's own thing. It had a lot of great
jokes and witty lines till the middle of the show, after that point it kinda
dragged on, but don't take that wrong, the movie is still well worth watching,
the ending was intresting too. It gets 4/5 stars.

the+postman this is Waterworld w/o any water, action, and good ol kevin dont
even have ne gills this time. lame-o flick.

the+siege This movie is too much over-rated in the commercials. The movie
spanned what seemed like forever. The pace was slow, and the plot none too exciting.
Take a look if you don't mind blowing your cash for a seat to sleep in.

the+truth -PRIVMSG C~ :You can't handle the truth!

the+waterboy This movie had a few funny moments, unfortunately, you've already
seen them all during the commercials for the show. Save your money and get a
haircut instead.

the_doctr Serious about what he does, just not the way he goes about it.

the_theory_of_relativity A man stood there. His name was Mr Not Running.
He watched another man running. The running man wasn't called Eric. That was
the name of the man that looked after the common melted cow which didn't have
a name, it was just melted. The not running man, just watched and said to the
running man "You run a lot .. but still you get nowhere, why do you do
this?" The running man stopped running and he sc

the_tragedy_of_the_commons one day this guy had a cow. Well.. it wasn't his
cow, everyone owned it. It was the common cow. It was kept on the common pasture
but this guy named eric looked after it. He liked cows. Oh.. no.. he *licked*
cows. To him, cows were like ice blocks. One day a friend passed by the common
pasture and he looked at the common cow and he noticed the it had melted. The
cow just sat there, melted. THe fri

theory_of_relativity A man stood there. His name was Mr Not Running. He watched
another man running. The running man wasn't called Eric. That was the name of
the man that looked after the common melted cow which didn't have a name, it
was just melted. The not running man, just watched and said to the running man
"You run a lot .. but still you get nowhere, why do you do this?"
The running man stopped running and he sc

thief THief Isn't Even Fine

things things go with stuff just like stuff is a thing that is made of stuff.
That is technical but I am sure you understand that I, at least, am not a nazi.

thl Trans Hybrid Loss

thor Tandy High-Performance Optical Recording

three-spot three-year term in jail (Art, 85)

throttle Throttling occurs when several clients connect (or one client repeatedly)
in a short period of time. The server responds by not allowing any more connections
from that host to connect for a little while. Reason is to -attempt- to make
things difficult for user's who load clonebots/floodbots

throw_a_joe pass out ?? (Key, 86)

throw_lead shoot bullets (Sleep, 139; Op, 216)

thunder+bay Place in the middle of no where in NorthWestern Ontario -- where
iCe lives

thwap You do not have enough access for this command

ti Test Indication

tia Telephone Information Access

tibbs The guy who asks a lot of questions.

tic Telecom IC (IOM-Bus)

ticket P.I. license (Vengeance, 15)

tid Target ID

ties Time Independent Escape Sequence

tiff Tag Image File Format

tiga Texas Instruments Graphics Architecture

tiger Topologically Integrated Geographic Encoding + and Referencing

tiger_milk some sort of liquor (Thin, 110)

tighten_the_screws put pressure on somebody (Knockover, 81)

tim TIMe module [GEC]

time TIME

time+to+reach+10000+topics blah

timmy_the_dog The dog of the famous five.

timor east timor is .TP

tiot Task Input/Output Table [IBM]

tip Terminal Interface Processor

tip_a_few to have a few drinks (Pick-Up, 21)

tip_your_mitt show your hand, reveal something (Knockover, 98)

tirks Trunk Integrated Record Keeping System

titanic an incredible movie, not about the ship...but about love, life, and
promises....10 star rating

titanium There in no other TX Chipset Mainboard.

tko (Ger) telecom regulations

tkt short for Tecate (Mexican beer)

tl Talk Later

tla Three Letter Acronym

tlb Translation Lookaside Buffer

tlc Tender Loving Care

tld TLD = T op L even D omain. ie; .com, .org, .net

tli Transort-Level Interface

tlikm This Lag Is Killing Me

tlm Trouble Locating Manual

tln Trunk Line Network

tlp Transmission Level Point

tltp Trunk Line and Test Panel

tlu Table Lookup

tm Tape Mark

tm1 Terminal 1 (IOS)

tma Trunk Module Analog

tmac Treasury department's Multiuser Acquisition Contract

tmd Theatre Missile Defense

tmdf Trunk Main Distributing Frame

tmi Too Much Information (Also: Three Mile Island)

tmis Telecommunications Management Information System

tmms Telephone Message Management System

tmo Telephone Money Order

tmp Temporary

tmr Transient Memory Record

tmrc Tech Model Railroad Club [MIT]

tmrs Traffic Measurement and Recording System

tms Time-Multiplexed Switch(ing)

tmx Trunk Module with X-interface

tn Telephone Number

tnc Terminal Node Controller

tnds Total Network Data System

tnf Tumor Necrosis Factor [biology, medicine]

tnn Trunk Network Number

tnop Total Network Operation Plan

tnpc Traffic Network Planning Center

tnt TriNitro Toluene

tnt+vs+voodoo The RIVA TNT is currently the best 2D/3D solution available.
Its only real competitor is the cheaper Voodoo Banshee, a 2D/3D chip that performs
worse. The performance of TNT is only surpassed by 3Dfx's Voodoo2 chip, but
you need two of them with this chip to really achieve better performance
than TNT. 2 Voodoo2 cards are a lot more expensive though and you won't experience
much difference

tnx np.

to N~, i don't care :)

tobago trinidad and tobago is .TT

tobash Take Out Back And Shoot In Head

tod Time Of Day module [GEC]

tods Transactions on Database Systems (ACM)

tof Top Of Form

togo togo is .TG

toilets+101:+a+college+course http://www.toiletology.com/howitwrk.sht

tokelau tokelau is .TK

toms Transactions on Mathematical Software (ACM)

tomshardware A complete guide to motherboards, CPU and a range of hardware
devices. http://www.tomshardware.com - Run by a former intel chief of staff.

tonga tonga is .TO

tonygirl TonyGirl's web page is located at http://www.geocities.com/~tonygirl

ts TS stands for TimeStamp - which is used on networks like Undernet and
IRCnet, ND (Nick Delay) is the other way to avoid nick collisions and channel
op riding, and is used on EFnet. You can read more about TS and ND @ http://www.stealth.net/~kalt/irc/TS-Delay.html

ts/si Top Secret/Sensitive Information

tsa Technical Support Alliance

tsb Termination Status Block

tsbsp Transport Service Byte Stream Protocol

tsc Time SliCer [GEC]

tscpf Time Switch and Call Processor Frame

tsd Total System Design

tsi Time Slot Interchanger

tso Time Sharing Option

tsort Transmission System Optimum Relief Tool

tsp Teleprocessing Services Program

tsps Traffic Service Position System

tsr Terminate and Stay Resident - also the fortune 500 company that makes
Dungeons & Dragons

tss Task State Segment + Time Sharing System

tsst Time-Space-Space-Time network

tst Time-Space-Time network

tstn Triple Supertwisted Nematic

tsto Two Stage to Orbit [Space]

tsts Time-Space-Time-Space network

tt Trunk Type

ttc Terminating Toll Center

ttfn T a T a F or N ow

ttl Transistor Transistor Logic

ttma Tennessee Tech Microcomputer Association

ttp Trunk Test Panel

tts Transaction Tracking System

tttn Tandem Tie Trunk Network

ttu Tennessee Technological University

tty TeleTYpewriter

ttyc TTY Controller

ttyl T alk T o Y ou L ater

tubthumping I get knocked down, but I get u again, never going to keep me
down...

tui Text-Based User Interface [WordPerfect]

tumble_weed see annoying

tunis Toronto UNIversity System

tunisia tunisia is .TN

tup Telephone User Part (SS7: Q.72X)

tur Traffic Usage Recording

turkey turkey is .TR

turkle you think you can shave sheep using only a pair of PLIERS

turkmenistan turkmenistan is .TM

turks turks and caicos islands is .TC

turn_up to turn in (to the cops) (Falcon, 164)

tuvalu tuvalu is .TV

tv TeleVision

tva Tennessee Valley Authority

tvi Television Interference

tw Thieves' World

twa Trans World Airlines [corporate name]

twimc To Whom It May Concern

twins mark- has twins, if you want to know more about twins visit http://www.parentsplace.com/readroom/twins/resource.html
or http://www.he.net/~brumley/parent.htm

u+turn U Turn is a WEIRD ASS MOVIE, the pace is real slow, and they do a
lot of the strange camera effects. It's not action packed, but the ending makes
the show worth RENTING (definately not worth the time at the movies tho).

u- Unnumbered (U-Frames)

u/s Unservicable

ua United Artists [corporate name]

uacpp User Advisory Committee on Particle Physics [SERC]

uae Unrecoverable Application Error

uai U Activation Indication (C/I channel code)

uar United Arab Republic

uart Universal Asynchronous Receive/Transmit

uba Unblocking Acknowledgement

ubc Universal Bibliographic Control

ubl Unblocling (SS7: in ISUP)

ubr You Better Run | Unspecified Bit Rate

ucar University Corporation for Atmospheric Research

ucb Unit Control Block [IBM, DEC]

ucd Uniform Call Distributor [telephony]

uci University of California at Irvine

ucl Universal Communications Language

ucla Univeristy of California at Los Angeles

uclcc University College London Computer Centre

ucr University of California at Riverside

ucs Universal Character Set

ucsb University of California at Santa Barbara

ucsc University of California at Santa Cruz

ucsd University of California at San Diego

ucsf University of California at San Francisco

udb Unified DataBase

udc User Defined Commands

ude http://www.ude.org/

udf User Defined Functions

udlc Universal DLC

udn (Cambridge) University Data Network

udp User Datagram Protocal

udt Unidata (SS7: in SCCP)

udts Unidata Servive (SS7: in SCCP)

uec User Environment Component

ued United Earth Directorate

uf User Friendly

ufd User File Directory [DEC, Pr1me]

ufo Unidentified Flying Object

ug User Group

uganda uganda is .UG

ugc University Grants Committee

ugh Wanna talk about it?

uhf Ultra High Frequency (300-3000MHz)

ui Unix International

uic U-Interface Unit

uid User ID

uig User Interface Group [RAL]

uim User Interface Module (I/O routine "chapter") [GEC]

uims User Interface Management System

uitp Universal Information Transport Plan

uk United Kingdom

uk+vs+us+words For a (almost) complete list of the differences between the
UK and US language: http://www.dur.ac.uk/~dgl3djb/ukus_text.html its rather
funny.

unix-2-windows To port unix programs over to windows, try http://www.cygnus.com/gnu-win32
-- you can also try out AT&T's unix-2-windows program tools @ http://www.research.att.com/sw/tools/uwin/

unixborg We are UNIX of borg, your operating system will be assimilated into
the collective of UN*X like operating systems. All resistance is futile. Your
operating system will be obliterated. Resistance is futile.

unixtime To figure out what a gline time is in mIRC, type: /alias unixtime
/echo $active $$1 = $asctime($$1) ...then /unixtime <numbers>
to get the time

unregister well, If you would like to unregister your channel, email cservice@superchat.org
with your unregister request. Also include your /whois info, and your password
you use in that channel, so we can verify your identy.

uppers as in "I've been shatting on my uppers for a couple of months
now" - broke (Knockover, 54)

ups Uninterruptible Power Supply

ur University of Rochester

ur+a* no im not!

urafoo N~, YOU ARE A FOO!

urban+legends This movie was like a "not as well designed" Scream.
A girl has everyone around her killed, and the plot was rather thin, not much
time spent into the design and with no real twists on who the killer is, ended
up being a dissapointment.

user User is a command used in your beginning connection to the IRC Server.
It will give the server info such as your hostname, username, realname,
etc. Syntax: USER <username> <hostname> <servername>
:<realname>

user+level+firewall "http://ulf.wep.net/" is the site that has
the patches to have User Level Firewall setup, where you can allow certain users
only to use a network interface.

usermodes User mode definitions: o/O - IRC Operator status. You can
only get this flag using the OPER command. w - Ability to receive Wallops.
s - Ability to receive server notices. i - Ability to go invisible.
This prevents you from being seen on a /who

uses United States Employment Service

usfl United States Football League

usgs United States Geological Survey

usia United States Information Agency

usita United States Independent Telephone Association

usm United States Mail

usmc United States Marine Corps

usn United States Navy

uso United Service Organizations

usoc Universal Service Order Code

usp United States Pharmacopeia

usps United States Postal Service

usq Unsqueezed (files)

usr US Robotics (corporation)

usrt Universal Synchronous Receive/Transmit

uss United States Ship

ussa User Supported Software Association (United Kingdom)

ussr Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

usss User Services and Systems Support

usw Und So Weiter (German: and so on)

uswp User Specification Working Party

ut UTah

utc Coordinated Universal Time

uti Universal Text Interchange

utm Universal Transaction Monitor

utnet University of Texas Network

utp Unshielded Twisted-Pair (cable)

uts Universal Timesharing System [Xerox Sigma]

uucico Unix to Unix Copy Incoming Copy Outgoing

uucp UNIX-to-UNIX Copy Program

uug Unix User Group

uui User-To-User Information [AT&T]

uus User-to-User Signaling (I.257 A)

uv UltraViolet

uw UnderWriter

uzbekistan uzbekistan is .UZ

uzi Its a Gun. d'oh.

v V stands for voice. See: bot, voice

v&v Villains & Vigilantes

v(r) Receive Sequence Counter

v(s) Transmit Sequence Counter

v24 CCITT standard for terminal/MODEM interconnection

va Veterans Administration

vac Vacuumschmelze (produces cores and transformers)

vad Value Added Dealer

vadd Value Added Disk Driver

vaddr Virtual device ADDRess

vader you are my son.

vag as in vag charge, vag law - vagrancy (Op, 52)

val Value + Voice Application Language

valerian a herbal drug used to relax the body. Mainly used for sleeping
purposes.

vam Virtual Access Method

vampires The movie had a nice pace, action and special effects well done,
and mostly flawless. It kinda sucked that the hero team died so soon in the
movie, and much of the flick only had 2 main good-guys. What also sucked, there
was only one main vampire, which you meet in the beginning.... overall a good
action movie, but please, let Anne Rice tell the vampire tales.

very+best+of+ys N~, as the name says, this album has some of the best songs
in the Ys series, definetly a must have if you haven't heard any
Ys music before; you'll like at least 4 songs.

very+stupid+bot* N~ = very stupid person :P

vesa Video Electronics Standards Association

vf Video Frequency

vfac Verified and Forced Account Codes

vfd Vacuum Fluorescent Display

vfn Vendor Feature Node

vfo Variable Frequency Oscillator

vfu Vertical Format Unit [Dataproducts lineprinter]

vfw Veterans of Foreign Wars

vfy VeriFY

vg Very Good

vga Video Graphics Array

vgc Video Graphics Controller

vgf Voice Grade Facility

vhdl Very High Scale IC Description Language (DOD)

vhf Very High Frequency (30-300MHz)

vhs Very High Speed + Virtual Host Storage

vhsic Very High Speed Integrated Circuit

vi VIsual editor

viable Vertical Installation Automation BaseLinE

viagra When taking viagara, be sure to swallow fast as to avoid a stiff neck

vienna+sausage It's made with chicken, Beef, and Pork in beef stock!

vietnam viet nam is .VN

vile VI Like Emacs

vim Vendor Independent Messaging (interface)

vine Vine Is Not Emacs

vines VIrtual NEtwork Software

vio Video Input/Output + Virtual Input/Output

vip Variable Information Processing

viper Verifiable Integrated Processor for + Enhanced Reliability

virc You can download ViRC @ http://virc.melnibone.org, for online questions,
/join #virc for general ViRC help and scripting questions

virus for biological viruses open a biology dictionary. Computer viruses
are programs hidden usually in program files or in the boot sector of a disk
and do harm to your computer. If you think you have a virus you can clean
it using anti-viruses. Shareware anti-virus utilities can be found at
http://www.tucows.com

virus+proportion+theory I seriously believe that the number of viruses on
any given platform is directly proportional to the number of sexually frustrated
adolescent boys with access to that platform.

voodoo3 Voodoo3 only supports 16-bit color -- a significant limitation, go
for the NVDA TNT2 cards instead. Also keep in mind the voodoo3 also has a 256
[-pixel] maximum texture size. Eeek!

voq Visiting Officer's Quarters

vos Verbal Operating System

vp Virtual Peripheral [GEC]

vpd Virtual Printer Device

vpds Virtual Private Data Service [MCI]

vpi&su Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

vpn Virtual Private Network

vpt Virtual Private Network

vqf VQF is a format made by Yamaha - Sound VQ. It will compress data much
like mp3, but compression is even greater, it can compress audio by a factor
of 20, mp3 can only compress by a factor of 12 without losing sound quality.
Audio streaming and copy protection is built into this format. To find out more,
visit their page @ http://www.yamaha.co.jp/english/xg/SoundVQ/

vr Voltage Regulator

vram Video Random Access Memory

vrc Vertical Redundancy Character

vrm Virtual Resource Manager

vroomm Virtual Real-time Object Oriented + Memory Manager [Borlund]

vrs Voice Response System

vru Voice Response Unit

vs Virtual Storage

vsam Virtual Storage Access Method

vsat Very Small Aperture Terminal

vsb Vestigial SideBand modulation

vse Virtual Storage Extended

vsf Vertical Scanning Frequency

vsli Very Large Scale Integration

vsm Virtual Storage Management

vsop Very Special Old Pale

vsos Virtual Storage Operating System

vsp (Ger) full frame storage

vspc Virtual Storage Personal Computing [IBM]

vsr Voice Storage and Retrieval

vss Voice Storage System

vssp Voice Switch Signaling Point

vst (Ger) exchange unit

vsx X/open Verification Suite

vsync Vertical Sync

vt Vertical Tabulator

vt100 DEC video terminal with special features for screen editing

vt52 popular DEC video terminal with some special features

vtam Virtual Telecom Access Method

vti Virtual Terminal Interface

vtoc Volume Table Of Contents [IBM]

vtol Vertical TakeOff and Landing

vtp Virtual Terminal Protocol

vtr Video Tape Recorder

vts Video Teleconferencing System

vui Video User Interface

vup Vax Unit of Performance

vvez SEE: most_glined_users

vvss Vertical Volute Spring Suspension

w/ With

w/o Without

wa Washington

wac Womens Air Corps

wads Wide Area Data Service

wag+the+dog This movie basically outlines Bill Clinton's stragity with trying
to get out of trouble. Actually, the movie was made, then bill copied.

wais Wide Area Information Server/Service

waits Wide Area Information Transfer System

wake-'em-up Hey everyone WAKE UP

wallis wallis and futuna islands is .WF

wallop A wallop is text spoken by IRC Operator's or Superchat Services. It
appears on your status window

wallops Wallops was added in ircu 2.4, quoting from the 2.4.notes file: The
message ":source WALLOPS :Message" sends the message text to all operators
that are currently online. Any user can use this command, it's not restricted.
How this function is activated, depends on the client, but if nothing else works,
"/quote wallops text" should.

wan Wide Area Network

wang A Microsolp inhibited corp.

wanker 7thSphere

wankers see also 7thsphere

wants ;)

war Pakistan and Isreal

warbots warbots Warbots are bots that are programmed to take over channels
by use of flooding and trying to create a netsplit. Warbots are illegal on the
SuperChat and will get your site k-lined, if not g-lined, so it's best NOT to
run this type of bot.

warc World Administrative Conference

warez warez traders who have up for transfer over $1000 MSP will be held
liable even if no profit was made in the transfers.

wavsplay To play wavs you need to have a soundcard, mIRC 3.7 or later, have
the directory specified and share the same wav as another person. To activate
it type /sound filename.wav and a message here.

wbc White Blood Cells

wc Water Closet

wcb Way Control Block [GEC]

wci Write Controller Interface (IOM2 Monitor Command)

wcpc Wire Center Planning Center

wcs Writable Control Store [PERQ, and others]

wctu Women's Christian Temperance Union

wdfhp recursive high pass filter + decimation filter

wdflp recursive low pass filter + decimation filter

wdm Wavelength Division Multiplex

wdt Watch Dog Timer

weak_sister a push-over (Op, 42)

wear_iron carry a gun (Sleep, 67)

web a place where you can find information about everything. open netscape
and type in www.altavista.digital.com

weirdo N~: A weirdo is a strange or eccentric person like LiKwid` and N~

well+do+it* sorry, but i forgot how

wfw Windows For Workgroups [Microsoft]

wg Working Group

wgs Work Group System

wh WarHammer

wh00p wh00p

whack +whacks N~

what's stuff

what*+up+bot? nothin much right now, N~

what*bbiab* Be Back In A Bit

what+bot* you heard me, N~

what+bot+said* yeah!

what+did+i+say N~, you said, (and I quote) "Q~"

what+dreams+may+come This movie had awesome special effects. the plot alone
made the movie worth watching. It gives a new perspective on how life/death
works, unique, yet still not quite all there. One thumb up (since the other
guy died)

what+stinks +looks around C~, then glares in R~'s general direction.....
PHEW!!

what+use+are+you N~, I'll have you know I'm at least 10000x more useful than
you'll ever be.

what+use+are+you+* N~, I'll have you know I'm at least 10000x more useful
than you'll ever be.

what?s+bot?s+opinion* Well, I think N~ and R~ should take this matter outside

whatis an acronym/abbreviation expander WHAT you IS using!

whats+bots+opinion* Well, I think N~ and R~ should take this matter outside

whats+up? The sky, N~ :Þ

whats+wrong N~, hrmm, well my back has been bothering me in the mornings...
and I'm having difficulties in the bathroom department.

whatsup Not much right now...;)

whbl World Home Bible League

whca White House Communications Agency [US Government]

wheats as in "a stack of wheats" - pancakes (Op, 183)

where+do+babies+come+from* The stork, silly!

where?s+santa N~, Go here and find out! http://www.noradsanta.org/

wheres+santa N~, Go here and find out! http://www.noradsanta.org/

which the green one

whine Dragoon

whip +thinks you dont have enough access for that command :P

white 1) good, okay, as in "white dick" (Knockover, 379); 2) as
in a gallon of - gin (Dain, 175)

who+am+i You are N~, silly.

who+are+you Hi N~, I am B~, V~ ... you can find out more about me @ W~.

who+are+you* hey N~, I'm B~, running V~

who+cares,+bot i do :P

who+cares,+bot* i do :P

who+did+that +points at R~

who+farted +points to R~!

who+is+bot N~, I'm V~, you can download my code and run a bot just like me
from W~

who+is+gay? see N~

who+made+you N~, play is my author. You can read more about me @ W~

who+r+u well, N~, you should know who I am.

who+you+gonna+call GHOST BUSTERS!#!@#

whoami -kick C~ N~ :I don't see N~ in this channel

whois /whois is an irc command that shows a user's full address and the server
he/she is using. If a user is an IRC op, that will be indicated on a separate
line, NOT in the nick, username or spot for real name info. type "/whois
nickname nickname" for an extended whois

whopper A much better burger than a bigmac

whowas This command will show all information in the nick history on the
nick you specify. Syntax: /whowas <nick>

whut who knows..

why*no*chat* N~, this is the network help channel and we usually only speak
when someone; such as yourself, asks a network or services related question
in public.

why+are+*u* Cause its so much fun!

why+are+you+so+cool Cause it's so much fun, N~!

why+did* because the voices in my head told me to, N~.

why+win95+can't+have+uptimes+over+50+days N~, read all about it @ http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/q216/6/41.asp

wi Wisconsin

wibble wobble

wild+things If you rented this movie, you prolly just wanted to see young
women naked. Well you'll get some of that, but unlike Strip Tease, you also
get a pretty good plot that twists around on you several times. I'd give it
4 stars.

wild+wild+west This movie is another in the recent trend of movies aimed
towards the 13 year olds, it's plot was straight forward, very linear without
any twists in the plot, but the movie was still able to be very funny and enjoyable
to watch. Don't expect it to be a major blockbuster like MiB, but it's fun for
what it was designed for. 4/5 stars

wildstar To get a shell for IRC, visit http://www.wildstar.net and order
one, for more info email support@wildstar.net

wildthings If you rented this movie, you prolly just wanted to see young
women naked. Well you'll get some of that, but unlike Strip Tease, you also
get a pretty good plot that twists around on you several times. I'd give it
4 stars.

will I will take over the world! *shhh*

will+you+marry+me* +goes down on one knee, starts to sob and says Yes

win2000 win2000 enterprise is expected to contain 35 million lines of code
compared to 14 million for winNT and still probably wont be able to push gigabyte
ethernet to its limits

win95 win95=32 bit extension and graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an
8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor written by
a 2 bit company that cant stand 1 bit of competition

win98 "You're mission, should you choose to accept it, is to run this
OS without screwing up your computer. Your warrenty will expire in 10 seconds...Q
;)"

winamp You can get winamp at http://www.winamp.com/

wince a condensed windows operating system used primarily by palmtop computers.

windowmaker www.windowmaker.org

windows a useless operating system, copied directly from the Mac OS, which
prior to that, copied it from IBM. It's sole purpose is to make users even more
confused and drawing more stupid users to the Internet. see also conspiracy,
microsoft, microsmurf

windows+pricing From 1990 to 1996, MS's own analysis showed the price of
windows OS to PC makers went from $19.03 per copy to $49.40, or nearly 160%.
during that same period, wholesale PC prices went from $3,500 to $2,000 each.
the result: windows went from accounting one half of one percent of total system
cost to 2.5%, a 400% increase in 6 years.

windows+refund+day CHeck out: http://www.linuxmall.com/refund/

windows-nt the operating system designed by wimps, for wimps

windows95 32 bit extensions with a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to
an 8 bit OS originally coded for 4 bit processors by a 2 bit company that can't
stand 1 bit of competition

wire as in "What's the wire on them?" - news, "What information
do you have about them?" (Shoot, 24)

wis WWMCCS Information System

wise WordPerfect Information System Environment

wise_head a smart person (Thin, 106)

wishes wanna bet?

wishes* +wishes N~ wasn't such a dorf

withdraw N~ N~ N~ N~ N~!!!

wits Washington Interagency Telecommunications System

wiz it reminds me of a urinal

wiz-work HEY! it flushes too!

wm Work Manager

wmscr Weather Message Switching Center Replacement

wnic Wide-Area Network Interface Co-Processor

wnim Wide-Area Network Interface Module

wobble wibble

wobby This hyperactive midwestern kid that hangs out here.

wonders* +has nothing better to do than wonder

wood ants are made of wood and they like to sing a lot about things that
don't really interest us. But we do like cheeseburgers and stabbing small kids.
We also like to wear tin so that we can protect ourselves from alien radiation.
Don't you love the bark?

wopr War Operations Planned Response (from "Wargames" movie)

work work sux

worker as in "She sizes up as a worker" - a woman who takes a guy
for his money (Op, 139)

worldnet AT&T WorldNet Service is the largest direct Internet Service
Provider in the country. worldnet members can access information at http://www.worldnet.att.net
Non-members can access information at http://www.att.com/worldnet/

worm Write Once, Read Many

wosa Windows Open Services Architecture [Microsoft]

wotc Wizards of the Coast, the largest and best gaming company around today.

would of course not

wp Word Processing

wpb Waste Paper Basket

wphd Write-Protect Hard Disk

wpm Words Per Minute

wps Windows Printing System [Microsoft] + Workplace Shell [OS2]

write_a_bot The best way for a beginner to write a bot is to use the scripting
language of their client, such as mIRC, pIRCH, ircle, or ircII. More advanced
scripters usually use Perl, C, Tcl, etc. To learn how to script in your own
client, ask in a bot channel, look on a bot website, or consult your clients
documentation.

wrong_gee not a good fellow (Sleep, 184)

wrong_number not a good fellow (Art, 84)

ws WordStar + Workstation

wserv a evil isp that sends lots of spam mail

wsi Wafer Scale Integration

wsw West-SouthWest

wt Write Through

wto Write-To-Operator

wu Washington University

wv West Virginia

ww World War

wwi World War I

wwii World War II

wwmccs World-Wide Military Command and Control System

www see web

www.computerstore.com This is a good place to shop... if you enjoy being
ripped off with prices that were outdated 3 years ago.

www.pricescan.com cool site that allows you to search for an item, get a
price listing from many diff sites, and select =)

wwwcount A cgi counter written in C - http://www.fccc.edu/users/muquit

wy Wyoming

wysbygi What You See Before You Get It

wysiwis What You See Is What I See

wysiwyg What You See Is What You Get

x-chat x-chat Unix GUI IRC Client, http://xchat.linuxpower.org

x-files X Files was coo untill the last 30 minutes which seemed like 3 hours.

x11 If you have Xwindows, you gotta try out Enlightenment, X11's Coolest
mannager @ http://www.rasterman.com/

x11-4-windows X11 (Xwindows) has been ported over to Windows, you can find
more info @ http://dao.gsfc.nasa.gov/software/grads/win32/X11R6.3/ Also
try http://tnt.microimages.com/www/html/freestuf/mix.htm

x21 CCITT recommendation for DCE-to-DTE interface

x25 CCITT recommendation for packet-mode DTE to packet-mode DCE

x28 CCITT recommendation for start/stop DTE to PAD

x29 CCITT recommendation for packet-mode DTE to PAD

x3 CCITT recommendation defining the PAD

x3.9 ANS Fortran standard X3.9:1966 = Fortran IV, X3.9:1978 = Fortran

x3j3 ANSI Fortran standard committee

xa Extended Architecture + Extended Attribute

xad Transmit Adress

xapia X.400 Application Program Interface Association

xb X-Bar

xbar X-BAR

xbm eXtended Basic Mode [ICL]

xbt X-Bar Tandem

xcf eXperimental Computing Facility

xchg Exchange

xcmd External Command

xcopy Extended Copy

xd without Dividend

xdr External Data Representation

xena Xena is a show about a princess who travels around the world saving
people from evil villains with the help of her "traveling companion"
Gabriel *wink* *wink*

yline Y:Lines allow servers to classify different type of connection links.
Different classes can be specified for servers and clients

ymca Young Mens Christian Association

ymha Young Mens Hebrew Association

yo- yo-bert can be contacted via email @ wldchild@asarian.org

yob Year Of Birth

yoda May the force be with you.

yomama see www.yomama.com

yop Youth Opportunities Programme

you Who, me?

you're N~, you are such a retard.

you're+cool thanks N~. You aren't too bad y ourself *cough cough*

you're+gay N~, so are you, so lets get together sometime and have some fun
<wink> <wink>

you've+got+mail The movie, "You've got mail" was okay -- it's the
regular love story, but with a twist -- same as Titanic was a love story with
a sinking ship, this is love, but with AOL IM's and AOL mail - where this movie
streches the truth is the fact that soon as Tom Hanks hits "Send"
in his email, his online gf gets the mail instantly. YEA RIGHT! The show
was "so-so", nothing special overall.

your+gay N~, so are you, so lets get together sometime and have some fun
<wink> <wink>

your+mom N~, why don't we talk about YOUR mother, for a change.

your+momma* + 's momma was a cray :P

yp Yellow Pages

yrs Ysgarth Rules System

ys One of the most respected RPG Series, known for its excellent music. You
can find a lot of Ys info/music at http://www.reiver.net/yslibrary/

ys+eternal Ys Eternal is a remake of one of the first console RPG's, this
version is way better in every way. (Graphics, sound, great story)... it's out
for Windows 95 but, there is no english version yet. The imported package contains
4 CDs - Music Soundtrack, Game, MIDI Collection and Material Collection... definetly
a must-buy if you see it ;) (last copy was sold on ebay at $560!)

yst Yukon Standard Time

yt Yukon Territory

ytd Year To Date

yts Youth Training Scheme

yugoslavia yugoslavia is .YU

ywca Young Womens Christian Association

ywha Young Womens Hebrew Association

z THE LAST LETTER OF THE ALPHABET!!!! rejoice!!! I am finally done

z-cav Zoned Constant Angular Velocity

zafs+blah the original multiword topic :)

zafs+dog You're its dinner N~

zaftest -PRIVMSG H :Say C~ Bot is cool.

zagomplyjuze YOU are trying to STEAL my magic bag, but now you see you can't
because I have a +v

zaire zaire is .ZR

zambia zambia is .ZM

zb Zero Beat

zbr Zone Bit Recording

zcav Zoned Constant Angular Velocity

zcs Zero Code Suppression

zds Zenith Data Systems

zerg annoying giant insects [Starcraft]

zeta Zero Energy Thermonuclear Apparatus

zgs Zero Gradient Synchrotron

zi Zonal Index

zif Zero-Insertion Force (socket)

zif_slot remember, it doesn't matter which direction you put a CPU into a
ZIF; just hammer it in until it sticks and it'll work fine

zimbabwe zimbabwe is .ZW

zip Zigzag In-Line Package + Zone Improvement Plan (ZIPcode)

zipit zipit is at http://hyperarchive.lcs.mit.edu/HyperArchive/Archive/cmp/zip-it-135.hqx
OR ftp://ftp.amug.org//pub/info-mac/cmp/zip-it-135.hqx or at http://www.awa.com/softlock/zipit/zipit.html

zk barrage balloon (navy symbol)

zmodem If you can't FTP, zmodem is alot better than using x/ymodem or kermit!

zmri Zinc Metals Research Institute

zoobear a bot that is constantly being worked on cause it acts like a woman
and never wants to work right, and like a man cause it's always forgetting things