First came the oh-so-amazing—and hilarious— Mars penis. And now, we bring you: Building penis. (What can we say, we're highly amused by phalluses in unexpected places.)

However, officials in China, where the one-eyed-monster-shaped building is being erected (oh!), are not laughing along with us. Censors in the country have actually blocked photos of the unfinished skyscraper after users on China's version of Twitter started cracking jokes about the building's all-too-familiar shape.

Why so serious? The building will actually be the new headquarters of The People's Daily, China's major newspaper, which is run by the ruling Communist Party—and apparently, its members are a pretty reserved bunch.

Others have said the building looks a giant juicer or an aircraft carrier…but it totally looks like a ginormous dong to us. What do you think?