I can't be bothered to pull up a Google Doc ignore this: Ewen, Aeron, Ilar

-arises from slumber- what is life

Sabaton is blessing us with this album tbh

behold, it is i, an exalting lair, ya Y E E T

All dragons in the 'Warriors' tab will be exalted

and to the flowers for garbage YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN YOU ARE NEVER FORGOTTEN I WILL DO IT I SWEAR - Update April 18, 2018: I will get to these in about a month, once my semester ends! I like to do the 'details' of the dragon and represent all the apparel and genes even if it's trash, to make it realistic trash, and quite honestly I'm not an artist by nature and so while these drawings are funny and silly, they take a lot out of me honestly. So it will have to be done when I am finally free of the curse of schooling, but it will be done! Edit July 2018: Well I got one done... They'll happen one day, slowly but surely... And probably come with treasure upon completion in apology xD Edit March 2019: STILL HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN June 2019: STILL REMEMBER, and I sent out small little refunds a while ago to everyone who participated, people only sent in stuff worth maybe a couple hundred treasure at most as far as I remember so I hope like 20k is enough of an apology, I'll still do the art one day though! (To those who don't know it was a derpy art thread I did a while ago where I purposefully did terrible art in exchange for flowers, never finished everything that was ordered and I still feel bad about it. ;; Even though, like stated, no one sent anything of real value bc it was a joke thread.)

So am I supposed to put info about myself here or what.

Fun fact, as of July 2017 when I am updating this I have officially had my foot run over by a car. Fun times.

My first time leaving the country I had a nosebleed all over the travel forms they were handing out, asking us what we were bringing out of the country. I got my thumb stuck in a coke can on the same flight.

I once turned down sugar cane juice because I really wasn't in the mood after having my arm chewed on by a donkey.

I have a scar on my knee because I was on a bike and a tortoise walked in front of me.

I once accidentally kicked someone in the face at a rave within the first 2 minutes.

I nearly fell off a cliff twice in one year, one had massive branches at the bottom of a twenty foot drop and the other a barbed wire fence.

I won't stop listening to Carol of the Bells even if it's not Christmas anymore and you can't make me stop.

"When the Goddess Gladekeeper bestowed life unto her children, or so it was believed, each clan was formed from the remains of a different species, be it plant, animal, or any other lifeform. Their clan was henceforth named as such for the remainder of their days. Of course, species have evolved and changed in the wake of such things, and so the clan names are more akin to the names of groups of lifeforms, than individual species. And perhaps this is all a myth, perhaps none of it is true, but some dragons nonetheless heard of the destruction of the ancient Clan of Felidae, and believing themselves to be of the last remaining descendants, henceforth sought out to bring one of the ancient and most noble clans of the Viridian Labyrinth back to life.
And with sharp claws and fangs a ready, we fight on."