robohobo:Will there be an eyebleach stall? This is like sci-fi/fantasy writers including farked up sex scenes to show how progressive/modern they are in hope of getting laid by some farked up slutty fan.

/I would imagine that 1. it will be a 90 percent 50 something overweight pervs and some same age cougars. Except not the kind of cougars you want to sleep with. You aren't seeing any of the girls in the ad.

Bit'O'Gristle:robohobo: Will there be an eyebleach stall? This is like sci-fi/fantasy writers including farked up sex scenes to show how progressive/modern they are in hope of getting laid by some farked up slutty fan.

/I would imagine that 1. it will be a 90 percent 50 something overweight pervs and some same age cougars. Except not the kind of cougars you want to sleep with. You aren't seeing any of the girls in the ad.

Hammettman, nudists do have a few creative alternatives:First off, you could always wear a fanny packSecond, lots of nudists still wear shoes and socks while naked, so you can do the whole childhood money-in-sock trickThird, lots of nudist stores (yup, that's a thing - not where you can be naked, just catering to us) sell these little wrist pouches kinda like fanny packs for your arm. they're big enough to hold a key and a card.Finally, at a lot of resorts, security isn't a big concern because the population is small, so you can just leave your stuff in your unlocked car. not the case at a beer festival, i know/wish i could go

Have they BEEN to the Poconos?All I see there are 4 Lake communities where the New Yorkers come to retire, and really ancient farmers wearing baseball caps and filthy flannel coats in the middle of summer, all bent over and groaning things about Obama at the Weis market.

The only women in the area are either retired schoolteachers from New York, home on disability for Plump Leg OR they are realtors in their 50s with 80's hair.

Alien Robot:1. The people who you want to see naked are not nudists.2. The people who are nudists are not the people you want to see naked.

*sigh*every single time we have a nudist-related thread, this is said.

this saturday i will be "running" (in "" because i've actually had old ladies walk past me as i "run", but hey, i do what i can) a 5k at wildwood naturist resort in decatur, tx. the crowd will span the entire spectrum of age, race, and appearance. and guess what...NO ONE is there to care about whether someone looks hot or not, aside from those who are already in relationships with each other (or potentially in relationships...i know 2 folks who have begun dating since the last time i went there)

As a member at Sunny Rest, we'd like to thank you for your continued absence.

Pretty much. Admittedly, I'd love for people who have an open mind to go to a nudist resort and see how utterly fail their assumptions about it are, but it does take a special kind of introspection to see that the problem with not being accepting of others' bodies is in our own heads and related to our messed up beliefs about sex.

hammettman:Question for the nudies: if you're not wearing clothes, you have no pockets. Where do you keep your wallet?

I remember a few years back at a nudist resort, the bartender at the pool wanted to hold my ID so I wouldn't drink and dash. I gave her my Concealed Carry Permit. Later, as I was cashing out she figured out why I gave that ID. "Can't carry concealed here, can you."