Thursday, July 05, 2012

Naked man caught masturbating while driving with a toy gun up his backside

A man was naked and masturbating while driving in St. Lucie County on Monday, according to a police report.

Robert Casey, who turned 49 on Sunday, was driving his Jeep Cherokee in Fort Pierce when a tow truck driver pulled up alongside him, a report from the Fort Pierce Police Department said. The tow truck driver told investigators he saw a naked man masturbating while driving the Cherokee. "The male's hands were in his groin area moving around," the police report said.

When Casey was eventually pulled over along the side of Interstate 95, it took him a moment to come to a stop because, according to the arresting officer's notes, he was still trying to get dressed. When the officer asked him why he was driving naked, "Casey stated that he has problems with this and he is getting therapy," adding that the man couldn't explain why he was naked.

The officer then patted Casey down and found a toy pistol tied to his leg, part of which was hidden in Casey's behind. Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said. Casey was booked into the St. Lucie County Jail on a charge of lewd and lascivious behaviour.

3 comments:

This picture was already used in the article that Arbroath copies from. This is a weird news forum. If you're looking for "important" news, you need to look elsewhere. I'm so sick of people bitching about everything lately. Don't come on this website if you don't like it.