How Old Are You?

The new gameshow ‘How Old Are You?’ leaps from its prime slot on national television to become a feature on today’s blog. For those of you that have never seen this incredibly popular and entertaining television show enjoyed by millions it aims to help contestants that have forgotten how old they are rediscover their age, accurate to within ten years, probably.

So without further ado, let me introduce your host for today Reg Todgers and his hilarious sidekick Busty Din fresh from his other hit show 3,2,1 I’m Going To Hurl.

‘Hi, my name is Reg Todgers and what a show we have lined up for you folks so settle back in your high chair, arm chair or commode and get ready to play ‘How Old Are You?

(Applause)

‘As always we start with our catchphrase ‘How Old Are YOU?’

Audience – ‘NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOUNG MAN!’

(Applause and laughter)

‘Here we go, remember your starting age is zero, each question you answer will add a number to your age, add them all together to get your real age. Question one’

‘You are in the library and you see ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ filed under the romance section, do you…

A) Remove the filth and place it in the bin where it belongsB) Pick it up and let it naturally flop open hoping to find the dirtiest pageC) Move it to the children’s sectionD) Snot