Her Lofty Goals

Her romances and engagements make the front page of every tabloid, and her weddings will make more money than they cost. Since she has no discernible talent, she will use what she has to make and stay in the headlines. She believes that a rotating door of romances and grooms will keep her in the spotlight long after most stars burn out. When you have such lofty ambitions, it helps to have lofty goals. Her close family and friends know about these goals (although many of them don’t approve).

What are those goals? 1. Babies with more than one wealthy baby daddy. 2. More marriages than Elizabeth Taylor.

This is the first marriage for Kanye, but the third marriage for Kim. Yes, she is that much closer to her goal of beating Elizabeth Taylor’s record!

Have you noticed that Kim is trotting out the jewels and the tight dresses and the furs once again? Yes, she is channeling Elizabeth Taylor (in her own mind). You can’t even tell where one ends and the other begins (Shhhh! Just play along.)

Just so you know, the last marriage ate up a lot more time than Kim had planned. The original blind item was written two years ago. Kimmy thought she was going to be able to zip in and out of that marriage to Kris Humphries in no time flat.

Well, Hump Day Humphries didn’t get the memo that he was supposed to be a reality show prop for the wedding, and then just roll over for the divorce. If he had truly cared one iota about Kim, he would have allowed himself to be engaged, married, and divorced in the six months he was allotted! Instead, he draaaagged out that divorce for a good long time… and even took the ring back (Elizabeth would have never let that happen!). What a selfish guy!

At least Kanye is in the sprint with her. It’s all out of sequence, but who cares? She was still married to Kris when she started dating Kanye and got pregnant by him. But after the divorce went through, she was cleared for takeoff once again!

While Elizabeth Taylor would have never gotten engaged at AT&T Park – or any ballpark for that matter – congratulations to our classy couple, Kim and Kanye! Let’s see how fast Kim can zip this one through the turnstile. By our calculations, her reality fame clock is ticking down, and she needs to get at least one more marriage and baby under her belt before she turns 35!

Everybody got this one right! Congratulations to Ralphie, who was first!

In case you are so stunned by the similarity between the two women that you can’t tell the difference, Kim is the one on the left. The photo on the right was taken by famed photographer Herb Ritts in 1991.

If you would like a clearer view of the ET photo by Herb Ritts, here it is:

Let’s think ahead. Here is the next Elizabeth Taylor photo by Herb Ritts that we would like to see Kim K copy. This one is from 1997. C’mon, Kimmy! Shave your head!

So, what do you think of the comparison between Kim and Liz? Is Kim becoming more like Elizabeth Taylor in your mind?

193 comments to Her Lofty Goals

Please God BG stop even TALKING about this *. She is good for nothing but a human * and I cannot stand the fact that she is a celebrity. She makes me miss the days of Paris and Nicole fame. She makes THEM look good

How DISGUSTING that the K Klan would make such a mockery out of the sanctity of marriage. There are SO many of us (I’m Heterosexual) that PRAY and stand up for the rights of ALL people to marry~ heterosexual, homosexual or whatnot. She is SUCH A PIG to find marriage a great PAY DAY. She is disgusting and I will attempt to post a complaint or avoid ANY site that entertains her or her pathetic relatives in the future!!!!!! Get off the K Klan B Gossip!!!! Those disgusting souls are not worthy of an ounce of your time or print!!!!!!!! PLEASE other BGers… comment with your thoughts!!!!

Pretty sure I’ll be in moderation, but oh well. Just read that she took out an order to block him from receiving spousal support. Anyways, Kim K will never be Elizabeth Taylor. Taylor actually had talent and REAL beauty. Kris Jenner is a p*mp and she sells out her daughters to the highest bidder. They’re all s*x slaves and she’s slowing trying to p*mp out the two youngest ones. Kris was a pawn, they used him and he fell into their trap. Now she’ll probably try to get Reggie Bush to propose, but I doubt his overbearing mother will allow it since she despises Kim for that s*x tape. She’ll just prey on another Black man and he’ll fall into her 2 month marriage trap again and it will be televised for everyone to see and everyone will think it’s great and lovely. Oh please, and as a Black Woman I just wonder why she’s always with a Black man (She’s been married to 2). Maybe she believes they’re more gullible since some of them see women with “good hair” and light skin as a trophy wife. Wish I could say more but I think I’ve already said too much. Please disappear * Klan forever!

First thought was Kim, and it even mentions the close family. plus everyone knows that she has no other talent other than making tabloid drama and gossip. And really? her marriage only lasted 2 months that was SO for publicity!

1. Is it worth not having a real life with real love?
2. WHAT ambitions? It all seems so aimless. There are no real goals here (to model, to sing, to act, etc.).
3. Could you not have faked it for a few more months? How much longer will folks pay money and attention for such obvious money-grubbing fame-*?
4. How much longer before you realize your own irrelevancy and have a complete mental breakdown?

I agree, Buttercup. A lot of sacrifice for a lot of hollow goals and few sincere relationships. Unfortunately all of this will play out for the expense of the public who won’t/don’t care to follow this drivel.

I really pity the children of such myopically selfish people. And Kim’s grooms too, unless they are totally on-board with her scheming. She could really end up hurting someone badly with her stupid games.

I guess this must be Kim *? She’s divorcing now after only 72 days and it is her second marriage already so it would make sense if it was her. Her goals and ambitions make less sense, if you ask me. At least those Old Hollywood stars like Liz Taylor had talent, chutzpah and beauty to find them interesting enough to follow their career.

First time poster, long time luker (love this site)! I would say Kim K and her now ex-hubby Kris H. I remember watching one episode of Keeping Up and Khloe made a reference of how Kim wants to be the modern day Elizabeth Taylor. That is sad to hear that she choses fame over the sanctity of marriage, but it is her life and she will do whatever she can to be relevant. Not the kind of message I want my young daughters to listen to.

I can’t even utter this persons name, she makes me sick. and now her mom is writing about poor nicole simpson saying she was such a great friend and how she knew that the gloves were oj’s and she was with nicole when she bought them and other evidence that would have convicted him. the whole fam has jumped the shark, please drown now.

Now accepting applications for #3.
Brains not required, and it is preferable if you don’t have any.
Please report to E Studios and have your application fee in the form of CASH or a check made out to Kris Jenner….

I’m not sure who actually watches the shows, buys their products or cares one bit about these people but PLEASE STOP. We will not be rid of this stupidity until the money around the “industry of K” dries up.

I have been saying this since before she was known, “who watches them, nobody I know” she is only famous for a video that her mother should have been ashamed of, not promoted! I would not be shocked if mommy had a screening party for her film debut.