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An Indonesian woman drowned her nine-year-old son in the bath, claiming she was worried that his "small penis" would affect his prospects for the future, a police spokesman said Thursday.

The 38-year-old woman from the capital Jakarta told police her son had had a small penis prior to being circumcised, but that it appeared to shrink further after the operation, police spokesman Rikwanto, who goes by one name, told AFP.

Smartpants for your iphone and smartphones are trending in Japan.
Protect your crotch home button!

The pre-orders sold out immediately. LOL

And it raises the button replacement rate because perverts would fondle the home button.

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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

Oh you know you want to slide that shimapan to the side so you can insert your USB connector. You know you want to.

Yes and my charging notification would be changed to "Nii-san.....da.....dame da...." as voiced by Kana Hanazawa in her Kobato, Tomoka or Mikan character!
What makes you think I am perverted enough to want that!

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When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus.
Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

Yes and my charging notification would be changed to "Nii-san.....da.....dame da...." as voiced by Kana Hanazawa in her Kobato, Tomoka or Mikan character!
What makes you think I am perverted enough to want that!

A student's outgoing voice mail message quoting the theme to "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" led to a school lockdown in Ambridge, Pa.

The Times Online in Beaver, Pa., explains what happened. A receptionist from a doctor's office called to remind student Travis Clawson about an upcoming appointment. Clawson didn't pick up, so the call went to voice mail.

The receptionist heard what sounded like a threat about "shooting" and "school" on Clawson's outgoing message. Apparently, the message was intended to quote a lyric from the Will Smith sitcom's theme song that goes, "And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school." It's unclear if the receptionist misheard Clawson's message or if the student altered the lyrics.

The receptionist notified police, who notified school officials, who instituted a lockdown on every school in the county. After 20 frantic minutes, authorities located Clawson in the high school's guidance counselor's office.

Police took him into custody and interviewed him. It was then that Clawson explained his message was just a riff on the popular '90s sitcom about a young Philadelphia man who goes to live with his "auntie and uncle in Bel Air." According to Times Online, District Attorney Anthony Berosh said that after listening to the message closely it was determined that it did follow the Quincy Jones-penned song. Clawson was released and no charges were filed.

Smartpants for your iphone and smartphones are trending in Japan.
Protect your crotch home button!

The pre-orders sold out immediately. LOL

what if it doesn't have a button? slide to unlock?

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Originally Posted by aohige

Oh you know you want to slide that shimapan to the side so you can insert your USB connector. You know you want to.

ok this is a good idea

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Yes and my charging notification would be changed to "Nii-san.....da.....dame da...." as voiced by Kana Hanazawa in her Kobato, Tomoka or Mikan character!
What makes you think I am perverted enough to want that!

Haha, wow, never thought Fresh Prince would somehow tie in to school lockdowns/shootings. Kinda sad to be honest. Great show, though. I remember my buddy in high school "fresh prince'd" an essay during our senior year because he was too lazy to finish it, he started the essay then lead in to the theme song, like that old 4chan meme. The teacher actually thought it was funny even though he got a 0 on it.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Police continue to search for the driver of a BMW and a passenger who fled an accident after slamming into a livery cab, killing a young pregnant woman and her husband. Their unborn baby survived