My covert plans to take over the world

About Me

Lucky Bunny, Esquire... of Pleasant Hill by the way of San Francisco. I got my name because my former owners (aka contacts) found me hiding out under a car. I was scoping out an area to make my secret lair. They thought I was lucky to be alive, so they named me according. I was already Lucky before that because well I have 4 rabbits feet and they're lucky. My current cover is here in Pleasant Hill living with my new parents/mommies. They're not totally aware of my status in the Agency yet.

Phase One

Phase One: CompleteYes, I'm thrilled to report Phase One (Short Ears Embrace) of my plan has been completed. I have convinced at least one of my "owners" that I trust her. I allowed her on two occasions on Wednesday to pick me up. I had to gain this bond with her to allow the other phases pass and my total plan to be a success.I was set free from my little room/cage and it felt great to stretch my legs. I practiced some Accient BunnyKung-Fo moves. I heard giggles and motivational remarks from my "owners" as I doubled jump and flipped 180's. Silly humans.I will prepare and start Phase Two shortly. Phase Two is called Short Ears Whipped. I will futher act to gain the trust of the two who watch over me.

My minor at college BRU (Bunny Rabbit Univerisity) was fabric and design. Yes... I'm not joking. Here I'm inspecting the cotton, allergy free stuffed pillow. And might I add what good craftmanship on sems

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Plan 08041224 - Covert Operation - Cuteness

Lucky Bunny, esquire...Plan 08041224 has been assigned to you by the CottonTail division. If you choose to accept this vital mission you could ensure the Bunny Race position on this planet. Covert Operation alias Cuteness is plan taliored directly for you. You will need to use your handsome goodlooks and charming rabbit-ality (similiar to personality) to charm your way out. Once out make contact with an aquatic ally named Penn. He will direct you to your next point of contact.As with all missions, if you're caught we will not make any attempt for a resue. We will deny any association. This message will self destruct in 5 minutes...