The Lost Day....

Was supposed to be having a nice day off. Browsing the good ol' internet. Early morning cup of tea and switched on. Zilch.
Twelve hours later, room now resembles scrapyard after
day spent exploring the endless different permutations of wires, reconnections, phone calls to support lines, searching on another computer for Malware fixes, blah blah blah.
Eventually had a bright idea and turned off ZoneAlarms. Lo and behold, the www returned to my life. Then had the really bright idea of exploring the link to this interesting-sounding Forum thing - only to find
a headline at the top of the page about the cause of my Lost Day.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
(Next time, call....)
Paul