Food Network's Alton Brown Cooked Up A Hilarious Name For His Adorable Rescue Kitteh

Alton Brown has been crushing Instagram for the last couple of years with fancy foods and kitchen hacks. But now the Food Network star is adding another popular dish to his social media feed: a new kitten!

While it's unknown if his siblings were adopted, this little mouser promptly made itself at home in Brown's kitchen. And the floof's affinity for bowls (BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, CATS) led the cook to name him accordingly:

"So, due to his love of the wok, I've decided to name him 'Stir-fry.'" 😂 😂 😂