November 2009

11/16/2009

This was a sudden whim after watching Mao-chan appear on HnA and AnS. And watching her interaction with the other arashi members, I think she does look good with anyone (even though maoxjun will always be number 1) but i'm slowly growing on to sho and mao (they seem very similar o_O) So here are a very short drabbles with mao. (don't worry, i didn't make her seem like a slut or anything. she's one of my favorite actresses.)

Title: Call Me Onii-sanPairing: MaoxOhnoGenre: FamilyRating: PGSummary: Ohno and Mao have a friendly chat at a bakery cafe. Mao explains that she's having a tough time with work, and Ohno trys to comfort her.

Call Me Onii-san

Mao was spending her day off at a bakery cafe nearby her apartment. She was reading a new book her friend recommended and sipping on sweet coffee. But she couldn't read the book since she was still exhausted from work the past week. She rubbed her eyes to make her feel better, and that's when she heard someone sitting infront of her.

"Nah. Compare to the others, I work the least." Ohno laughed. "You like this cafe?"

"Oh, yes. It's very warm and friendly." Mao replied.

"Thanks, I own it." Ohno said, proudly.

"Eh?! You own this place?"

"Yeah, it's been my dream to own a bakery." Ohno nodded, eating his cake. "So what are you doing?"

"I'm on my day off. So, I'm relaxing with a book."

"You look tired." Ohno said, very obseverate. "What happened?"

"Oh, it's alright, Ohno-san-"

"Please, call me Onii-san." He smiled.

Mao couldn't help but blush. She had always wanted a big brother like Satoshi. He always had an aura that made you feel at ease, perhaps because of his carefree nature. As Mao watched Ohno eat his cake, she noticed how puffy his face is, making him seem very cute and friendly. Mao smirked.

"Well, I had a shooting that lasted until the next morning. And then I had to attend to a interview meeting, followed by a few photo shoots."

Ohno didn't interrupt but continued to listen.

"Then I finally got a few hours of sleep, but at a hotel. And around 4 am, my manager called and we headed for the shooting again, but I got to go home on time. And then I woke up and came here." Mao finished.

"Wah, that sounds tiring." Ohno nodded, but chuckled. "You're growing to be a great actress, ne?"

He reached over and ruffled her hair. Mao pouted and brushed off his hand, realizing that his hands were very soft and yet firm.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Title: Let's Play House

Pairing: MaoxNino

Genre: Family

Rating: PG

Summary: During when Mao shooted for Tengoku de Kimi ni Aetara, Nino and Mao had to baby-sit the twin actresses.

Let's Play House

"And cut! Ok, that's good. Change the stage." The director called.

Mao stepped off the platform and walked back to her dressing room while the staff changed the scene. She was read her book when her manager entered.

"I'm sorry Mao-chan, but can you watch the kids in the green room. Thanks." She said without a reply.

Mao shrugged and walked towards the green room. She really likes the twins, and they really like her too. She couldn't help but feel like a real mother. It makes her wonder if she will be a mother in the future...

"Ah, it's mama!" Nino called from the room as Mao entered.

"Eh?" She said, confused.

"Mama! Mama!" The twins ran toward her.

"Eh? Are we practicing our lines?" Mao asked.

"No, we're playing house!" One of the girls said.

"And you're the mama." The other said.

Mao looked up at Nino and he smirked, nodding his head to the toys the girls brought from home. The girls pulled Mao towards a mini kitchen as Nino laid on his belly, drawing pictures.

Mao-chan laughed as she watch him pretending to be a monster. She watched him picked them up and spinning them around, laughing. If she would ever start a family, she hopes it looks similar to this...

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Title: Would I Make A Good Domyouji?

Pairing: MaoxSho

Genre: Romance (o_O)

Rating: PG

Summary: Mao was out walking her dog when she bump into Sho.

Would I Make A Good Domyouji?

Mao likes to wake up early in the morning when she's not too tired. On days like these, clear skys and perfect temperature, she likes to give Hagu-chan a walk around the neighborhood.

It was still early, so no one would noticed her out in public. She changed into her running outfit and put a leash on her dog. It was a clear morning and quite chilly. Mao-chan forgot to bring her sweater, but she didn't mind since Hagu-chan was already pulling her.

It wasn't long until she heard someone call her.

"Mao-chan!" Sho called, running up to meet her.

"Oh, Sakurai-san. Ohayo." Mao nodded.

"You can call me Sho." He said, panting from the quick run.

"Are you jogging?" Mao asked, noticing his running outfit as well.

"Yeah, sometimes when I'm not tired, I like to wake up and have a quick jog." He said.

"Oh, me too! I walk with my dog." Mao said, pointing to Hagu-chan.

"We have a lot in common, ne?" Sho smiled.

Suddenly, Mao felt her face blush. She quickly looked away, hoping he didn't see her red face. His smile was so welcome and gave her a warm feeling. She started to lose track of her words.

"Oh. I-I I'm, uh, yeah. M-maybe, ne?" She mumbled. Sho laughed.

They continued to walk towards the rising sun.

"But...you and Jun have a lot more in common, ne?" Sho asked.

"I don't think so." Mao mumbled, still unable to look at Sho.

"If we worked together...you think I make a good Domyouji?" Sho asked.

Mao stopped walking.

"Eh?" She said, speechless. Sho didn't noticed she stopped until he turned around.

"Well, I mean, uh, if we ever worked on a project, or something." Sho scratched the back of his head. "But, I mean, if we did. Like if I was in Hanadan, uh, I don't know...."

"Sho...?" Mao stared, suddenly feeling awkward.

"Could I be your Domyouji?" Sho finally asked.

The morning wind blew between them, as if a new gate was opened between them. But Mao shuddered, not only from the chilly wind, but from the suddenly thought that...

"Ah! Never mind. It was just a question. Haha!" Sho said, forcing himself to laugh.

"Oh." Mao sighed. Sho walked toward her, taking his jacket off.

"Here, you'll catch a cold." He said, wrapping the jacket over her shoulders. "You can give it back next time we meet."

Mao watched him jog back to his apartment, feeling warm. Probably from the jacket...it smells like Sho...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Title: I Love You

Pairing: MaoxJun (yeah!)

Genre: Romance

Rating: PG

Summary: Jun makes a stunt, not only infront of Mao, but on national television...

I Love You

Mao was asked to appear on VS Arashi. After a few painstalking minutes and a few falling pipes, Mao and her team from her new drama won the match. Arashi smirked and grinned as Mao smiled and stuck her tongue at them.

"Sugoi, Mao-chan." Sho said.

"She has better reflexes than we thought, ne?" Aiba commented.

"Are you kidding? I feel like I'm about to fall apart." Mao laughed.

"Because she's not flexible." Nino smirked.

"So, Mao-chan. Have any annoucements?" Sho asked.

"Yes." She faced the cameras. "Everyone, please watch the new drama 'S.A' or 'Special A' that is based from the manga."

Author's Note: Here is the final (and best) part of the story. It was really difficult to pick which princess they should portray as, so i did it based on looks, personality, and overall...who would look better XD. i'm sorry i couldn't use all the princesses, it was a real tough choice. Enjoy!

The 5 Arashi Princesses

Part 3 - Arashi Dolled Up

"Ah, I feel like my back is more sore than relief." Nino complained. Shun just rolled his eyes.

"Ok, so Shun...we've been wondering for awhile, but what is it that you wanted to 'do' with us?" Sho asked.

"You make it sound like I want something naughty." Shun laughed.

"Do you?" Jun asked, seeming eager.

"Of course he doesn't!" Aiba lightly smacking Jun's head.

"No, no." Shun waved his hand. "Lately, I've been into Disney."

"Oh really?" Sho raising his eyebrows.

"Yeah, I mean the songs. I've been watching the movies in english too." Shun explained.

"That's because it's easier to sing it in Japanese." Sho pointed at Aiba.

"What's your favorite song?" Jun asked. Shun bit his lip.

"That's tough, they're all good...but I like the songs in that movie Pocahontas." Shun said.

"Oh!" Ohno yelped, smiling.

"What?" Nino asked.

"I like that movie too." Ohno said. "In the begining, you see the Indians fishing." The audience giggled and so did Sho.

"I like to see Ohno sing Colors of the Wind." Sho said.

"That's what I want to see too." Shun nodded.

"Eh?" Ohno looked confused.

"I want you guys to sing with me." Shun confessed.

"Ehhh?!" Everyone cried.

Before they knew it, the 5 of them and Shun went to the back and quickly got ready for a Disney special. Ogura waited in the front, but he also had a costume on.

"Yeah, I get to be the prince." Ogura smiled, looked down at his tights and puffy shoulder pads. The audience laughed. "I thought I was over this."

Finally, the lights dimmed and the spotlight pointed at the door.

"Ok, everyone. Please welcome Snow White!" Ogura annouced.

At first, the door didn't open. Then, Shun Oguri slowly opened the door and the audience roared with laughter. Shun had a dark wig on, and someone powdered his cheeks and colored his lips red. The girls squealed as he walked in the small blue top and yellow dress.

"I only want to sing Disney songs, not dress as princesses!" Shun yelled.

"Please to meet you!" Shun grinned, and twirled his hands very femininely.

"And now please welcome, Cinderella!" Ogura continued.

The spotlight pointed at the door and Matsujun pushed the door opened. The girls went nuts as Jun smiled and spinned in a massive blue dress and white long gloves. He also had a blond wig, but you could see the black hair peeking out. He looked irritated, but he continued to twirl.

The door opened by itself, and the person had his back to the audience doing a hip action. The girls laughed as Ohno tried to belly dance his way to the front. He was smirked and enjoying every motion. Jun and Shun were crying tears of laughter watching Ohno in a jade bra and long, heavy wig.

"Jasmine seems to have abs." Ogura stared.

"Jasmine is pretty tough, ne?" Ohno nodded.

"Can you do a Capoeira kick?" Jun asked.

Ohno smirked and stared at his feet. He suddenly back flipped and kicked in Capoeira style. Shun clapped while Jun laughed his ass off.

"Jasmine kicks butt, ne?" Shun nodded. "Such muscular arms."

"You don't mess with Jasmine." Ohno nodded, joining them.

"Ok, we've seen the first princess of Disney, a poor girl, and a buffed up princess. Next, from under the sea, Ariel!" Ogura annouced.

The door opened and out came Aiba, taking tiny steps in a tight green dress, purple bra, and a large red wig. The audience laughed as Aiba fell over since his dress was so tiny for him to move.

"This one is also buffed up." Ohno pointed.

"She can't even move." Jun nodded.

"This is impossible! How can anyone move like this?!" Aiba yelled.

"She's a mermaid. She swims." Shun said, making hand motions of swimming.

"But didn't she had a different dress? When she was human?" Aiba asked.

"Oh, yeah. She did." Jun nodded.

"This is more interesting." Ohno laughed.

Aiba tried to jump instead of tip-toeing to Ohno, but fell again. Aiba just sat on the step.

The door still didn't open. Ohno quickly opened the door and peeked inside. He closed the door and covered his nose. Everyone was giggling.

"What happened?" Jun asked, but was holding a laugh.

"My nose is bleeding." Ohno confessed. Sho, as Mulan, handed one of his pink silk scarf to Ohno.

"Come on out Nino!" Aiba called.

"Nino! Nino! Nino!" The audience chanted.

Finally, with drums rolling, the door opened. Everyone was squealing and laughing as Nino, in a beautiful yellow dress and long gloves, slowly walked towards the front. He also had brown wig, but his head was down - completely embarrased.

"Oh my god! Nino looks hot!!" Sho gasped, clapping.

"I need a tissue too." Jun said, covering his nosebleed like Ohno.

"Sugoi! His shoulders look good!" Aiba pointed.

"It's because he's not as muscular as us. That's why he looks good." Shun pointed out.

"Shut up!" Nino yelled.

"Maybe it's because he was woman in his past life." Sho added.

"Oh, yeah! Maybe it is that." Aiba nodded.

Nino couldn't help but smile, however he was trying to cover his face.

"Ok! All the princesses are out. Who would like to sing first?" Ogura asked.

"Wow, everyone looks so off, now I see." Nino confessed, looking at the muscular princesses.

"Ok, Nino. You're first." Ogura said.

"Eh? But I don't know how to sing it in english." Nino said, fidgeting with his curly hair.

"That's ok. Just read the signs." Ogura pointed at the staff, holding up the cue cards. "Here is Beauty and the Beast, sung by Ninomiya. Here only in Arashi no Shukudai-kun. Douzo!!"

The music began before Nino could even gather what happened. He stared at the romanji lyrics on the cue cards and sang his best with a heavy accent.

" 'WHO IS THAT GIRL I SEE?' " Mulan sang, saluting with two fingers. (Sho)

"Bye bye!" Ariel waved, but fell backwards. (Aiba)

"Ja nee!" Belle waved elegantly. Ohno came from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder. (Nino)

"See you next week." Cinderella spinned. (Jun)

"Thank you!" Snow White twirled his hands. (Shun)

"Why do I work with these bakas?" The Prince asked a retorical question. (Ogura-san)

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Thanks for reading! I tried my best to describe how the would look like in dress. if only i could draw it. and i'm sorry i didn't make them sing as much. i try to imagine how they would sound like singing in english. it's hard. well, again thanks for reading!

"Oh, yeah! I remember now." Aiba nodded "It always seems like the actors in Jun's dramas are more popular than in Nino's."

"Hey!" Nino yelled, but smirked.

"Like Tengoku de Kimi ni Aetara with Inoue Mao." Sho commented.

"Such a long title." Jun mumbled.

"I heard that." Nino pointed.

The audience laughed

"So Shun, you have back pains after your shoots?" Sho asked, getting back to task.

"Because its an action drama. And my character is a very stiff person. So whenever I have to hold the gun, I get stiff for very long. When I'm done, I get back pains, but I managed to do exercises to help relieve it." Shun explained.

"But you always do alot of action stunts." Sho said.

"You're too young to complain about back pains." Ogura-san said. Everyone laughed since Ogura-san was already an old man.

"No, no. I'm not complaining, I have methods now." Shun smiled.

"Really?" Sho asked.

They prepared the stage with the furniture gone and yoga rugs for everyone but Ogura-san since he always just watch the bakas make a fool of themselves on tv.

"Is this another yoga episode?" Nino complained.

"Just to tell you ahead, Shun-kun...I'm very flexible." Sho lied, and the audience laughed hard.

"So I've heard." Shun nodded. He rubbed his hands. "Ok, this one, I made up. You put your left foot in front and your right foot in the back, lining up with your front foot."

Shun demonstrated.

"Then I open my arms like this." He continued.

"It looks like he's about to take off." Aiba commented. Everyone giggled.

"Then you twist with your left hand soaring upwards." Shun explained, and he stayed in that position.

Shun raised his head and legs as high as he could. His eyes widen as he stayed in this position as well for the camera to zoom in on him.

"Pose, pose!" Jun pointed.

"That's impossible." Sho mumbled.

"As expected from Reporter-san." Nino smirked.

"Everyone try it." Shun suggested.

The Arashi members grabbed their ankles, but one was having trouble even touching his feet. Sho twisted and turned, trying to reach his ankles. Everyone watched and laughed at the reporter's failure.

Shun came from behind and pushed Sho's feet slightly upward and made Sho grabbed them from behind. Sho's face was priceless. His mouth round as a coin. But since Sho was so stiff, his body was still turned, and the camera zoomed in on his pose.

"Ok, everyone. Lift your head up." Shun ordered.

Ohno lifted his head, but grunted his teeth as if feeling excruciating pain. Nino had his eyes shut, but wasn't lifting his head high enough. Jun's eyes were really wide, and he was smiling with pain. Aiba also had his mouth opened.

"Ok, back down." Shun said, and all five crashed down.

"Ah! That hurts!" Aiba moaned, rubbing his shoulder.

"That wasn't so bad." Sho smirked. Everyone laughed.

"Ok, this last one. You need a partner." Shun said.

Nino quickly wrapped his arm around Ohno. Aiba walked across the stage and dragged Sho to his side. Jun just stood there like a lost puppy.

"I'll be your partner." Shun smiled. Jun smiled, scratching the back of his head.

Author's Note: I have an obsession with anything and Disney crossovers. Thus, I made an arashi/disney fanfic. it was the only thing i could think of. plus, i always wanted shun to appear in their shows, so this is how i envision it. ^_^. If anyone ever read my first fanfic (aiba gets a special) that was a parody, but this time, i'll write properly like a real story. anyways, Enjoy!

The 5 Arashi Princesses

Part 1 - The Noodle Trick

"Arashi no Shukudai-kun, here we go!" Ogura-san announced. As usual, the opening music began and the Arashi members comes in, rolling another big box. They stationed at their normal places around the box, and Sho began the show.

"Ok, here we are again, with a new guest." Sho said. He read the label on the box. " 'There's something I want to try with Arashi.' "

"It's been awhile sense I had Italian." Shun added as Matsujun gave a small bowl of noodles to Shun.

"When was it?" Ogura asked.

"That was...when we did Gokusen." Shun looked at Matsujun.

"Really?" Jun asked, surprised.

"You remember?" Shun asked.

"No, I don't." Jun confessed.

"So how's it taste." Nino asked.

Everyone watched Shun picked a large sum of spaghetti with his chopsticks. He let it touch his lips, and he quickly pulled away.

"It's so hot!" Shun pointed out.

"Endure the heat." Nino ordered.

Shun blew on the hot noodles and took a bite.

"Hey, you were suppose to do your trick." Sho said.

"OH!, it's so good!" Shun said, with a mouthful.

"Do your trick!" Nino complained like a child.

"Do it!" Jun said.

"Shun, do it!" Aiba laughed.

"Ok, ok." Shun said, and grabbed a new batch.

He blew and ate the spaghetti. Everyone watched the noodle disappeared inside his mouth without making a single noise.

"Eh?!" Everyone bursted.

"How did you do that?" Ohno asked.

"Ohno-san's very interesed." Sho laughed.

"It's like...you pull the noodle with your tongue." Shun tried to explain. "When you put it in your mouth, you swallow right away-"

"Already?" Ohno asked, shocked.

"You don't chew?" Ogura asked.

"No," Shun continued. "You swallow it immediately, and then you use your tongue and swallow it all."

Aiba opened his mouth and tried to follow his instructions, but he bite on his noodles. The audience laughed and Matsujun smacked his head.

"It's really good, though." Aiba smiled.

"Oh, umai~!" Ohno agreed, also eating a bowl. Everyone laughed.

"Ok, the next plate," Nino pushed a new cart. "Is homemade here in Japan."

"Good, something familiar." Shun said.

"Open!" Nino revealed a small bowl of noodles. "Pork cutlet ramen."

The bowl had cold noodles with pork strips laying over the noodles. A soup base surrounded the meat.

"The pork is cooked to crisp and the noodles sits in the soup base for two days. Then drained and added a new base to increase flavor." Nino read. "This costs....1000 yen!" (Roughly $10 more or less)

"Wow, that's cheap." Shun commented.

Matsjun immediately served Shun a bowl with a few pork on top. Shun smiled.

"You make a good waiter." Shun said. Everyone laughed.

"He was in a drama as a waiter." Sho added.

"Yeah, Bambino?" Shun asked.

"Bambino." Jun confirmed.

"Bambi!" Sho called. "A bowl please."

"Get it yourself." Jun back talked.

"What?!"

"Oh, it's so good." Shun said, after eating a bite.

"Oh, umai~!" Ohno agreed. Everyone laughed.

"Ohno, try doing the trick." Sho suggested.

"Seriously?" Ohno looked at Sho, puppy eyed.

"Here," Nino said, picking up his chopsticks with a batch of noodles. "Ahhh~"

"Kyaa~" The girls cried.

Ohno, with hestitant, opened his mouth as Nino feed him. Ohno was slurping.

"You slurped!" Aiba pointed.

"It's impossible." Ohno said. "Ah, umai."

"Well, here's our last cart." Nino said, pushing a new one and opened the box.

"Oh!" Shun gasped again.

There was two bowls. The larger one had the noodles and the smaller was a soup.

"This is a common Vietnamese dry noodle with shirmp. There is no soup or much moisture to the noodles except when it's cook. It's drained and mixed with lettuce, peanuts, shrimp, green onions, and sometimes cucumbers." Nino read.

"That's alot." Shun said.

"All for...1500 yen!" (Roughly $15)

"So that's the soup if you want it?" Shun pointed at the smaller bowl.

Sho tried again, but as he opened his mouth to pull, the noodles fell right out and back in his bowl.

"Hey, we don't want to see that." Nino said, covering Sho with his card.

"That's too hard." Sho said.

Everyone laughed at Sho's failure again.

To Be Continued.

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ok, so this will be my first series, but it'll be a short series. like 3 parts max. the only noodles i know that is real is the vietnamese dry noodles. i know those are real, cuz i've tried them. and the prices are totally make believe, but the estimates are real close. i also like to point out that i can do that trick. eat noodles without slurping. ^_^.