Cable companies are being logical? You can now purchase HBO Go a la carte in select markets. Sounds like a plan for those of us who spend more on DVDs than the price of cable. (Warming Glow)

Damn, I didn’t know Dr. Phil played football for University of Tulsa. The team has almost always been terrible, but this 1968 game sounds wonderfully awful in a hysterically watchable way. (Grantland)

Are you interested in seeing Salma Hayek’s accidental butt flash on the set of her new movie? Of course you are. (Us Weekly)

Nikki Finke is very loudly imploding over her desire to leave Deadline. Finke claims to have been offered a cool $5 million to launch her own website. Now she just needs Jay Penske to let her out of the contract she was so overjoyed with in 2009. (Buzzfeed)

Nikki Finke may make too much money, but Bill Murray was only paid $9000 for his performance in Rushmore? There is no justice in the world. (Film Drunk)

The new British royal family portraits have arrived! Thankfully, the most important member of the royal family — the Queen’s purse — made it into the pictures. (DListed)

It seems cruel to compare Kristen Stewart’s career to that of Jennifer Lawrence, but since they used to butt heads for the very same roles, this column is worth checking out. Can you believe JLaw auditioned for Twilight? Shudder. (Vulture)

Here’s a new definition of the word “broke.” Tori Spelling says she and Dean McDermott don’t have even enough money to afford his vasectomy. They already have four kids, so I hope they stop having sex … yesterday. (Celebitchy)