19 April 2011

DIONI TABBERS

While driving the other day, my boyfriend and I passed this Bebe advertisement:

He said she was hot. She is hot...

Therefore I hate her. Not because she is hot, but because my boyfriend thinks she is hot. And he never points out girls who are hot, so he must think she's really, really hot. And to make it worse, she looks almost nothing like me. I'm more the bookish brunette. Why does that point make it so much worse?