MTV tried to make an American Skins, and it didn’t exactly work. They tried again with the UK’s BEYOND INCREDIBLE The Inbetweeners and it BEYOND WORKED (like how the US version of The Office beyond worked)!!! Making this work is Nobel Peace Prize worthy. Too bad MTV cancelled the series, cause it was smarterer & clevererer than anything else on its channel. Personally, I think the show failed cause they didn’t get crazy hot adorable girls, like the British one did

this mini-series was more engaging and sirprizing than the 2012 election, and Ciarán Hinds (my favorite living actor) as faux Bill Clinton was pretty much the knee’s bees to end all knee’s bees in 2012 + Carla Gugino was in it, so that means she was probably half nekkid and banging someone. in fact she was!

Desperate Housewives was the würst, and yet we barely missed an episode. It ended in 2012, so we needed a trashy prime-time soap to replace it. Well, how about a show that features two of the hunky guys from DH, who happen to be two of the würst actors around? SOLD!!! Plus, there’s JR, one of TV’s greatest villians EVER. Glad we joined in. And we’ll stick with it, until TNT doesn’t

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other solid forms of entertainments:Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel (so real!), Eastbound & Down (that Russian pitcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Pretty Little Liars (JOtastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), Breaking Bad (it’s been kinda downhill after the dis-Gus), Misfits (love it, but there’s been too many cast changes), Mad Men (think we take it for granite, and yet it’s still overrated), Sherlock (CUMBERBATCH!), Elementary(it’s no Cumberbatch, but Jonny Lee Miller is awesome!!!), Arrow (super, heroes), Homeland (losing patience with this one), The Office (righting the wrongs of last season),Boardwalk Empire (less Bored-ing this year), The Ricky Gervais Show (anything Gervais is behind is worth your time), Veep (THAT CAST!!!!!), Life’s Too Short (we loved it… in 2011), The Mindy Project(who knew Mindy could carry her own show?), Don’t Trust The B—- in Apt 23 (Dawson-awesome), Childrens Hospital (11 minutes of heaven), Gossip Girl (we’re actually gonna miss this show), Parks & Rec (it’s still not as funny as you all make it out to be), Shameless (annoying, but can’t stop watching), Nurse Jackie (annoying, but can’t stop sorta watching), House of Lies (awful, but can’t stop watching), Californication (awful, but see below), SNL (obvs) & Game of Thrones (well made, but we couldn’t tell you a thing about this show)

+ bone-yes moments

Californication, you’re never amazing, and yet, you are the BREAST!!!!!!!

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