Oh, but first we’re presented with the happy stuff: the women go speed dating, Luann does her cabaret show, which turns into a Sonja peep show, and then the women head south to Colombia. At first there’s drinking and dancing and hammock shenanigans, and then shit gets real.

While the footage is very quick and very shaky, we see Sonja and Ramona cuddled up and crying, and hear Bethenny ordering everyone to “get on the floor,” and Dorinda wondering where the life jackets are. It…doesn’t look fun. Bethenny even deems it “the worst trip ever,” which is a total bummer considering last year’s tequila-soaked trip to Mexico was an all-time favorite.