An East Naples woman who believed her husband was having an affair is accused of attacking another woman and biting off part of her finger in the Walmart parking lot where they both work. When the deputy asked the victim if she was injured, she raised her hand to show that the tip of her right ring finger was missing.

Of course the husband called his wife’s bluff, in no certain words said she was full of shit and Clodia was hauled off to jail. Are there any winners in this story? The husband? He gets to bang four finger ‘tang while his wife’s in jail. #Winning.