To celebrate all that is awesome in the world of hard rock and nachos, Alex (world famous massagologist and melodica muncher) is going to put down his oils and pick up his hair clippers on Hard Rock Monday. And for free too.

You can have any hair cut you like, as long as it is a mullet.

So cancel that appointment at the hair dressers, try to gain that all important extra inch, and join the queue on Monday 15 August for your free ticket to kick it. Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.

Just tell Alex which one you would like, and your wildest dreams will come true.

Thank you so much to everyone for making it the biggest and best Hard Rock Monday ever. Brigit and Lucy for ordering food and letting me work in the kitchen. Pomme for preparing food. Kata, Mike and Me and everyone who worked on the night. Monheim, Spargelkraut, and CyanBlack, the Mortician and Keni and Margarida for rocking faces. Sam for sound engineering. Jason for the bitching poster. Dai and Catalina for keeping the booze flowing. And Alex for the mullet of a lifetime.