You know what, I feel like I’ve built this thing up too much, and now you’re worried something bad happened. Nothing happened! How many times do I have to say this to convince you? Even if something did, you shouldn’t be worried about me. It’s not about me or them. Nobody is at fault. I’m so happy these days. I can’t have you reading this and worrying that I’m covering something up. If you’re worried, then I’m worried. But nothing happened. Seriously, it’s fine. Now I’m worried you don’t believe me. This is worrisome.

I swear everything is fine. Nothing really all that bad happened. Trust me, I learned a lot about myself working as JP Morgan Chase’s CIO. I’m totally fine. It’ll be fine. You seem worried.