FAQ

Friday, June 22, 2012

Gang (Bang) Kiz MAMA: I'm confused!

I remember as a child I was locked in a closet. My
grandmother wouldn't let me out. She'd lock me inside, laugh at me, and
hurled eggs at my face while I shivered in fear. I was never allowed to
see the face of my grandmother--only her huge protruding belly that
breathed in and out. I would hear her footsteps from outside and then
suddenly the door would crack open---the belly was all I saw (it had so
much hair on it). Left with EGGS on my face!

While watching the Gang Kiz video, I was reminded of the those days.

I
had such a hard time focusing on each member; I could not make out a
single face in the video. I squinted my eyes and MAYBE caught a glimpse
of a few girls. Here is one theory I have about this: I have a feeling
their faces are being hid, so we can just insert our own favorite KPOP
girls' faces on to theirs...and FAP away. Yeah, those bellies are
wonderful to look at, but for a man to fully appreciate a woman, he
needs to see faces too.

5 Faces you may want to insert on top of Gang Kiz Members' Faces since you can't see shit in the video:

HYORIN: You know you will fap to this. If you do please email me at sullifags@don'tgiveafuck.edu

DAESUNG: He's the CUTE one in BIG BANG! UM YEH!

BOMMIE: ?????

I DONT EVEN!

HYOSUNG: The SECRET is: YOU NEED MAKEUP, BITCH!

Quick note: The noises (BONE CRACKING) in MAMA reminded me of this:

ONLY MANLY MEN WILL ENJOY THIS....FUCK OFF LADIES! Yeah YOU BITCH! TURN
THE OTHER WAY, CLICK THIS SHIT OFF, AND COOK YOUR MAN A SAMMY!

Also for you readers who want to look like a complete fawghet here is a 10 min. Wavy KOREAN HAIR TUTORIAL.
Enjoy being gay and watching this. I know one of you boys will. I'm
gonna guess one or two of you will fap to this poor fellow. Meh, he
probably likes it anyways!

@ Sooyoungie, such flow of logic is already a redunancy among most (if not ALL!) of SMEnt fandoms. It's harsh but a screaming reality. We should all easily calculate whatsoever reaction these kinds of fangirls spill over the internet because it's that predictable based on their recurring behavior.

Hyorin needs to get rid of that stupid haircut she's had for the past decade, then she could be decent looking, but hers and Daesungs body and voice make up for their unfortunate faces. Hyosung is deadweight in Secret.

If that is how much facially revolting Hyorin to the rest of the superficially-inclined public is, then I must say my bonerisms for her reveal the true limits of the human physical attraction. A true beauty of genuine love--fap knows no boundaries. Must be for the books!

Hyosung is such a deadweight for a leader. ALways thought my Jieun waifu was the frontrunner. Looks like girl is too humble! Put some more Kahi into that shit, bitch!!! You're doing ett wrong!!!

I wish many ppl will be like u budy.Even tho i love trolling him. He is a remarkable guy isnt he.Funny. ugly. Nice body. Ugly. Timid. and uglyEscaped lawsuit because the brother of the victim and aunt forgived him.I wish i couldbran over a guy with my audi and still live free