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kids say funny things

A construction Lego man was building a whole day. He was building a robot. He got squished by a roller then he was flat like a pancake. He was builded different and funny! So funny to 100. One hundred into outer space. And then he turned into an octopus. He was green! Then he got builded again to his normal self. He was happy. Hooray! The end. Written by my four-year-old son. Next week we will have two adorable stories[Read more]

Once there was a little ladybug. She smelled cheese. Then she flyed and goed to get it. Super fast! And then she ate it. But it was stinky in her nose. Then she smelled it and then she fell down. And then she smelled bread. But it was it stinking out of her nose even bigger! And then she smelled nectar. Ladybugs like nectar. But the nectar was in the garbage and it was stinking out of her nose even bigger! And[Read more]

Once upon a time there was a little dinosaurs. And then they growed ginormous! Then they growed small again. But they were strong. They goed in a deep, dark, cave. They got scared of the dark. But they had a telephone in there. They called somebody. They had a flashlight in there. It was ginormous! But they had new page on their phone to call somebody and color on it. They had fun. Hooray! Thee end. Written by my four-year-old.

Little Monster Truck Last, there was a little monster truck. And then he growed ginormous! To 100 feet tall. He got trapped by a trap. And then he broke through with his monster truck wheels. And then he got popped his wheels. Then a man was making big tires bigger. They got sugar all over them. Then a vacuumed cleaned the sugar. It made the air get the sugar inside. Two big metals with holes trapped the truck in a[Read more]