Saturday, May 23, 2015

1. Buy floaties
2. Figure out some way of keeping my trash bins from being washed down the street
3. Review alternate routes to work in case Lake Littleton overflows the ancient two-lane bridge that spans it
4. Grow gills and webbed feet

The rain hasn't been as bad here as it has been in North Texas, but Jeez. Everything Deep In The Heart of Texas is soaked.

Things I need to do to deal with Keith:

1. Answer patiently when he asks me why a patient with Hashimoto's encephalopathy is on a neuro unit rather than under the endocrine service
2. Ignore his assertions that Josh Groban is Classical Music
3. Not correct him when he gets the timeline of inspiration backwards vis a vis Vivaldi and Bach
4. Figure out where to hide his body at work, and
5. How to dispose of it without getting DNA all over my car

Good grief, your WEATHER! We were recently in Kanab, Utah; thinking about going to Colorado. We turned tail and retreated to Tucson. It's hot here, but there is no hail and no rain. Good luck to you and your garbage cans.

Weeds. I have a few that are five feet tall. It hasn't stopped raining long enough here in Okla to allow me to tackle them. I figure eventually my entire lawn will wash down the street and perhaps take the weeds too. Or the house will float off its piers and head downstream. I'm getting weather PTSD.