Congratulations

The Mindsplitter (So sad that even a Llama lacking emotions would shed a tear) -
CharlieThe Tearjerker (Starving Monkeys in Africa think your work is sadder than their lives) -
Nightmare on Haifa StreetThe Sorrowful Resentment (You have succeeded in making me want nothing but chocolate and snuggles) -
The SketchThe Five Tears (You did pretty well, but it was no Breakfast Club) -
A Brother's HoldThe Single Tear (At least you made me choke up a little) -
Three Things

Details

There is only one point to this contest. Submit something that is going to make me sob like a child that was just dropped on its head or a person with terminal cancer being told they have a few more years than expected.

I need something so deeply, profoundly sad that it will haunt me for days after reading that. I have faith in you. You can do it, right?

I also need it to be less than 2500 words, because otherwise I won't have the time to read them.

Prizes

Winner is eligible to receive a hand-written love letter mailed to them, with three complimentary bags of tea.