It's no longer metrosexual if fauxsexual pronounce [fosexual] like how some african american people say fo sho! think FO! Spread the word! It means the same thing as metro but they new way just sounds better!

On the episode where rocker/surfer dude, Tom, is fixing dinner for his girlfriend Lisa (with the streetwalker boots) after she has just berated him for 20 minutes comparing the old Tom to the new Tom...

Lisa: The old Tom didn't do take my jacket for me, the old Tom didn't do that...blah blah
Carson: The old Tom didn't poison your fish either....