The Washing Machine: A Brief How-to

I just want to address the whole "hey didn't you wear that flannel on Monday" thing that happens to me again and again

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the answer is yes! indeed I did!

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this exact flannel was on my body about 5 days ago!!! isn't that cool?

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so now I bet you're wondering how I do it. well, you're in for a very cool surprise.

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I'm going to tell you how.

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yes, that's right, I'm going to share the big secret to how this very flannel seemingly TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME to be worn again today.

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so at the end of the day, when I got in the shower, I put this flannel with all my other previously worn clothes.

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noticing the rather large pile building up, I decided to take action

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boldly and bravely, I carried my clothing items downstairs to a small room beside my kitchen

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this small room is called "the laundry room"

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inside this room are two machines. these are called "washing machines" and "dryers"

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I took my pile of dirty clothes and (here comes the climax) put them into the washing machine. i poured some of the special alliterative clean potion called "dawn detergent" into the machine and shut it, turning it on.

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I left the clothes alone and returned about an hour later. wait until you hear this next part.

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LIKE ACTUAL DAMN MAGIC, WHEN I RETURNED, MY CLOTHES WERE WET AND CLEAN

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with excited and nervously shaking hands, I transferred my previously soiled pile of clothing into the aforementioned "drying machine"

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after turning that contraption on WITH MY CLOTHES INSIDE I left again for another hour