Bear with me...I have way more of these than I can deal with and may need to re-post this a couple more times in the coming weeks:

Somewhat unbelievably, the first pressing of 3000 copies of Please Don’t Feed the Bears has sold out. Even more unbelievably, they’ve pressed 5000 more. I just got my share a week or so ago. If anyone still wants one please get in touch.

The basic details: 160 pages, softcover. Published by Microcosm. Pressed by Lebonfon. 100% cut and paste format. Over 200 vegan recipes. US measurements (sorry, rest of world…I dropped the ball on that one). Hundreds of drawings. Lots of really stupid shit.

Sorry about the postage. It's $8.65 to send one copy overseas. Unbelievable.

I have a whole lot of these (see below) so multiple copies are no problem at all. I can take well-concealed cash, money order, or Paypal. Prices above include about a dollar extra for Paypal fees. Feel free to drop a buck off if you pay via mail. Send me a message and I’ll let you know where to direct the funds.

This is a mandatory book for any vegan/vegetarian metalhead. With dishes like the "Black Masserole (aka the Potluck Poser Disposer), prepared to the tune of KREATOR "Coma of Souls," how can you go wrong?