Gleeks and Bones-heads, listen up: all your favorite show choir champs and forensics experts were on hand for Fox's 2010 summer Television Critics Association all-star party at the Santa Monica Pier's Pacific Park. And, not incidentally, looking almost uniformly awesome:

Lea Michele's gown is unquestionably elegant, but...is anyone else reminded of mildew? Or is that just too many hours trying to clean a shower with all-natural cleansers talking? ("Trying" being the operative word.)

When I was a Freshman in college, someone told me that in Philadelphia, if you rolled up one leg of your pants it meant you sold weed. And were bi. Whether this is true, I cannot say, like many dorm-hall assertions. We'll have to ask dancer Courtney Galiano.

I like shoes like Martha Plimpton's. They're reminiscent of a creature who just evolved from being aquatic.

Was Jasika Nicole deliberately playing with horizontal lines - or, like some of us, does she just not have a full-length mirror and inadvertently arrives at strange effects that she only notices when she sees pictures later?