"Dog's embody loyalty. They follow their masters' commands above all else. Be a jerk to them and they'll never complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Ferry, they're the great servants of men!" -Roy Mustang (Full Metal Alchemist)

" Do you mind? I am on the phone here. I've got a life too, you know? And I'd like to have one conversation without hearing the words 'Hannah Montana'. (Puts back his phone) Yeah, that's right, girl. I know Hannah Montana." -Jackson Stewart (Hannah Montana)

''No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings'' - Unknown

"This is a book. Go forth and learn." -Robby Ray (Hannah Montana)

"I say this because I care about you: GET SOME HELP!!" -Miley Cyrus (Hannah Montana)

"Always expect the best from yourself, or no one else will" -Anonymous

"Life is not measured in the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breaths away" -Anonymous

"A true warrior may die once, while a coward will die a thousand times" -Anonymous

"To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you maybe the world" -Deidara (Naruto)

"When captured birds grow wiser, they try to open the cage with their beaks, they don't give up because they want to fly again" -Genma (Naruto)

"I lifted my guardian angel up to the sky, only to realize its wings weren't yet strong enough to fly" -Unkown

"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow" -Anonymous

"Horizons rise here in my eyes

A sound of silence calls

But in my heart a distant hope

Is mine forever" -Unknown

"A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."" - Unknown

"Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter." - Unknown

"Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them; most people don't see any" -Orson Scott Card

" Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate; Our Deepest Fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be?" - Joshua Larraby (Akeelah and the Bee)

"Where there is no hope...

Where there is no light...

Where there is no love...

There is my home" -Anonymous

"The longest journey is often the one from the head to the heart" -Anonymous

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train." - Unknown

"The world is cold, but our hearts are colder" -Anonymous

"War: there is little to gain, and much to be lost" -Anonymous

"The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on." - Unknown

"Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt." - Unknown

"Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." - Unknown

"I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday." - Unknown

"Don't tell me the sky is the limit, when there are foot prints on the moon" -Anonymous

"The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not." - Unkown

"Death smiles at us all, the only thing a man can do is smile right back at it" -Anonymous

"Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck." - Unknown

"I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away." - Unknown

"People start their lives at last when they are able to live for something other than themselves" -Albert Einstein

"Music is the soul, knowledge the heart, and love is the body" -Anonymous

"I'm not as dumb as you look." - Unknown

"There is no reason to live, if there is no one to live for" -Anonymous

"They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?" - Unknown

"Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs." - Unknown

"Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to." - Unknown

"No person can own death. Death is the true test of strength. Those who are strong do not fear death...they welcome her with open arms" -Anonymous

"He who increases knowledge, increases sorrow" -The bible

"Why do you say you can't do it, if you haven't even tried?" -Anonymous

"You can stick feathers up your ass but that won't make you a chicken" -Anonymous

"I LOVE YOU is 8 letters...so is BULL SHIT!!" -Anonymous

“In every awkward silence a baby is born gay…” -emogurl1234

"All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another" -Anonymous

"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world, indeed, it is the only thing that ever has" -Margaret Mead

"There will always be people who will judge you from the way you look or were you are from, but there are far more people who will not, and those are the people who's words matter most" -Starfire (Teen Titans)

"The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness, also keep out the joy" -Anonymous

"Love's like a flame... It looks beautiful, but it hurts" -Anonymous

"Whenever I hear someone say that the Holocaust never happened, I think to myself, these are the people that want it to happen the most" -Anonymous

"Heaven is a place nearby

So I won't be far away

And if you try to look for me

Maybe you'll find me someday

Heaven is a place near by

So there's no need to say goodbye

i wanna ask you not to cry

I'll always be by your side..." -Anonymous

"Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you'll still be among the stars" -Anonymous

"Knowledge is power...but power corrupts...and corruption is a crime...and crime doesn't pay...so if you keep on studying you'll go broke!"-Anonymous

"To have a precious someone to protect will you become truly strong" -Haku (Naruto)

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures?" -Anonymous

"Friendship is an important thing... just like a glass, so beautiful yet so fragile... don't let it end up like mine" -Anonymous

"We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved" -Anonymous

"Peace and trust take years to build and seconds to shatter." -Anonymous

"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them" -Duke (She's the Man)

"If the answer is eternal light, why do we sleep in the dark?" -Anonymous

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back'' -Bumper Sticker

"I am of the opinion that one should always whine and complain about everything you have to do in life. It shows you are taking an interest" -Anonymous

"War does not decide who is right, only who is left" -Anonymous

"Everyone wants to be part of the revolution, but nobody wants to do the dishes" -Dorothy Day

"Angels could still fall. And if angels could still fall, maybe demons could still fly..." -Anonymous

"I'll be right there, if you ask me to

If your feeling sad, I'll stay with you

And if your scared, I'll hold your hand

Like i'd know you'd do for me too" -Anonymous

" I would rather fail in a cause which I know must someday triumph than triumph in a cause that I know must some day fail" -Sir Winston Churchill

"The seed never sees the flower" -Unknown

''I'm just looking for the right pedestrian to run over'' -Bumper Sticker

"I met up with fate... she doesn't like me very much..." -Anonymous

''As a matter of fact, I do own the road.'' -Bumper Sticker

"Life's a bitch... and then you smack it on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper for pissing on the carpet" -Anonymous

"Good friends are like stars...You can't always see them, but you know that their always there" -Anonymous

"Have you ever noticed a rainy day

When the children were playing outside?

When the sun and its light have all gone away

And the clouds, in their misery, cried?

You've got to stop and take it all in

Don't just ignore it and rush by.

Life isn't going to last forever

Enjoy it before it's your time to die.

Have you ever noticed that magical time

When the rain will be falling, but the sun will still shine?

Isn't it a think of true beauty--

So amazing hopeful and hopefully divine?

You've got to stop, and take it all in

You're not blind; just take the time to see.

Life isn't going to last forever

So find the truth that will set you free.

Have you ever felt the beauty in

Veins on a petal, feathers on a dove?

What a beautiful world we all live in

Created and filled with so much love.

You've got to stop, and take it all in.

THe magic is right before your eyes.

LIfe isn't going to last forever

Believe in the power of the skies.

Have you ever felt the love of a heart

Touch your own; your soul; your being?

Just give it a little time and love.

It will be greater than anything.

You've got to stop and take it all in

Wherever you go; whatever you do.

Life isn't going to last forever

Before it ends, find beauty true.

Open eyes of blind, so they may see

And deaf, that they may hear.

Don't rush your life; just let it be

So you may hold it close and dear."

-Hyournihime

"But I know, though they cant be with me anymore, that they are always by my side. On their birthday and christmas I always go to the graveyard and put a white rose on their graves. And once I looked up in the sky and said "As long as I can feel you I will never forget you. I hope you can hear this." And then, suddenly, a soft wind blew into my﻿ face. Maybe it was only a coincidence...but I believe that it was more.I felt something in this...dont know what it was...but it felt like they heard me" - Headshock0111 (I dunno if this was meant to be a quote but I still thoght it was a beautiful string of words)

I apoligize for any repeated quotes. If I come across one I like then bam I copy and paste it here =D So I don't really pay attention to repeats -.-' But i occasionally read through them cuz I like them and they cheer me up sometimes XD.

From here on is quotes I got from a Mister Spammer. He knows who he is. But I happened to like some of his spam, but I don't know for sure who said what so this is the section for his spam quotes that I liked. If you know the person or character or alien who says it then message me so i can fix it =3 Also please include the show they are from if they are from a show. Lol this is kinda like a game now X3 And I'm sure most of them are by others and that he copied and pasted cuz he sent all of them seperately but in the same minute.

"No trial, no error, no ability to conceptualize. An omniscient being would have no need for such superfluous things... Am I making myself clear? For people who dabble in the sciences, such as ourselves, perfection would make us obsolete. Many magnificent things have been, and will continue to come into existence. And yet every last one of them will fall short of perfection's finish. Our function as men of science relies on their many shortcomings. Then, and only then, can we apply the fruits of our labor. To put it simply... as soon as you began spouting that nonsense about being an immaculate being... your fate was sealed. How dare you call yourself a man of science?"

"Unlike in sports, the game of war has no set time limit and no points are awarded, so how do you determine the winners and the losers? When all your enemies are destroyed? Perhaps then."

"A name reflects its owner's nature. But, what if a name is merely a fake? If something goes by a false name, wouldn't it mean that thing is fake? False by nature? Is that what it would mean?"

"Courage is the magic that makes dreams into reality"

"If you did nothing just because you thought it wouldn't help, then you'd be doing less than nothing, because nothing would change and nothing would end."

"Finished? It'll never be finished. A battle isn't like some stupid argument. As long as someone's still breathing, the fight isn't over."

"There is no need to deny the existence of something just because you could not find it."

"Once you have looked forward don’t hesitate."

"There’s what you want to do, and what you can do. Only you know the difference."

"Stop suffering by yourself. Stop trying to carry everything by yourself. Let’s your friends take some of that burden from you. Have you ever considered how people around you are feeling. Don’t try to hide the happy and sad things, otherwise, we’ll all be lonely. In the end, that guy was the weakest."

"Your fangs will never be able to reach me. Ever."

"Playing comes first, you can work later!"

"Don't use such strong words--It makes you look weak."

"Admiration is the furthest thing from understanding."

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever."

"Do you remember the first time you walked? No. So you weren't conscious of it. Then why did you walk? Everyone was born knowing how to walk. Just as every bird is born knowing how to fly and every fish is born knowing how to swim. It's called instinct."

"It doesn't matter what people say you should be, What's important is how you want to be."

"The day is coming when everything will begin for real... and we'll be the ones in charge."

"No matter how beautiful the flowers are, people will just wipe them out."

"Anyone who has ever wept because they felt weak or powerless has always had those kinds of thoughts. Oh, yes. But the moment you acquire all that power you dreamt of, you become the one who causes others to weep tears of loss. Never forget that."

"No matter how much we look back at the past, we never go back. We can not change what has already happened."

"All things are born into this world... and eventually they die. That is the pure and simple truth."

"You'll have to find that out on your own. Move forward. You've got a good strong pair of legs. Just get up and use them."

"When you live, your life will end sooner or later... The body will return to the earth. Grass and flowers will grow on top of it. The soul will nourish the hearts... and it will live on in the hearts of other people. Everything in this world flows around and circulates. That goes for human lives too."

"Even as our eyes are closed, there's a whole world that lives outside ourselves and our dreams."

"Nothing's perfect, the world's not perfect, but it's there for us, trying the best it can. That's what makes it so damn beautiful."

"Joy is like a yummy desert. All it takes is a tiny, little bit to make you feel sweet inside!"

"The world is beautiful. Even when they are filled with sadness and tears, open your eyes. Do what you wish to do. Become what you want to be."

"Those who pursue truth must not be arrogant. Just because it can't be proven scientifically, you must not laugh at miracles. You must not deny your eyes the beauty of this world."

"The observer's eye is strong, where the seeing eye is weak. Observing in the sense of seeing the bigger picture."

"Finished? It'll never be finished. A battle isn't like some stupid argument. As long as someone's still breathing, the fight isn't over." - Zaraki Kenpachi

"The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they're supposed to like, what they're supposed to buy, and what they're supposed to laugh at."

"People tend to associate anyone who looks and behaves differently with illegal or immoral activity."

"In the end, there is no greater motivation than revenge."

Srry to all the authors since I only put stories on alert... but I do review occasionally! But only if I come to really fall in love with the story! Not that I don't like yours, I absolutely like them! or I wouldn't of put them on alert! It's just somtimes, there are stories that start out strong and lovable, but end up sucky... BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DOUBT YOUR WONDERFUL WRITING SKILLS! I'm just being the normal retarded, cautious me. I'm 99 percent Retarded and Crazy, 1 percent Apple Pie. XD (inside joke)

Btw, srry for removing the story AGAIN. Sorry, but I don't wanna and won't re-post it again. It's just too lame... But I'm working on better stories! Kinda-.-' I hate summer school; well actually I kinda love it except for my teachers. Mine really seemed to hate me this year. But at least I get extra credits! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! =D

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list. UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! GaaraandAikoforever, LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver, inspired122, Kasumi18, i wish anime guys were real

Earth is like a frog - when it jumps in to boiling water it gets out by himself knowing it isn't safe. But when it jumps in to cold water and us humans start boiling it, he stays there. We have to protect our world from Global Warming. If you're one of those who cares about our planets safety, write your penname and copy this onto your profile: Kwasy Girls at work, Amaterasu Haruno, Kakashi and BB's Worst Nightmare Hikaru no Yuki-Chan, NorthernLights25,Cherryblossom9470,i wish anime guys were real

THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB:If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx / CherryBlossom9470/i wish anime guys were real/

THE WE LOVE NEJISAKU CLUB:If You Love The Pairing NejiSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx / CherryBlossom9470/i wish anime guys were real/

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, i wish anime guys were real,

WE HATE SAI CLUB!: if you hate sai from NARUTO because he's sasuke's REPLACEMENT or calls sakura UGLY, copy and paste this into your bio and add your pen name here: I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms. i wish anime guys were real.

(Note: I don't actually hate Sai. I just don't like him because he calls Sakura ugly. Other then that, YAY Sai! XD)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rayne Star, i wish anime guys were real

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've heard the song "First Love" by Utada Hikaru(the japanese version) and liked it, copy and paste this on your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

Copy & Paste this into your profile, if you know someone or have a loved one who has DIED or is living with Cancer.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been the last one to laugh when told a joke copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stck your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol. Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you are obsessed with anime, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're obsessed with Fullmetal Alchemist or Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you think the rabbit from the Trix commercial should go to the store and by his own box, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran and hit yourself on a door,copy this into your profile.

If you think life without music is Hell,copy this into your profile.

If you love Caramell Dansen, copy this into your profile

If books,manga,anime,drawing,writing stories, Japanese things, Japan, and staying on the computer for several hours has tooken over your life, add your name to this list and then copy and paste this into your profile:japaneseanimelover03. Amuto-fan-Neko-san, Strawhat-Alchemist, x.Yue.x!, i wish anime guys were real

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've gotten completely zoned out of a conversation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

If you're a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

Once again I apoligize for any repeats!

Here are the longer copy and pastes:

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World,Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.You remember reading "Goosebumps"You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . notIf you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time."Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.Captain Planet. He's a Hero.You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.You remember those Where's Waldo books.You remember eating Warheads.You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.You remember Ring Pops.You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.You played and/or collected "Pogs"You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.. . . FurbiesSaved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.And Windows 95 was the best.You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.Michael Jordan was a king.YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.You collected those Beanie Babies.Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movieCarebearsGak was the coolest stuff invented.Lambchop's song never ended.The old dollar bills.Silver dollars, which were cool to have.You remember a time before the WB.You collected all the Troll dollsYou had to read Weekly Reader's in class.If you even know what an original walkman is.You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"You know the Macarena by heart."Talk to the hand" . . . enough saidYou always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!You remember Highlight's magazine.You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.Before the MySpace frenzy . . .Before the Internet & text messaging . . .Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .Before MIKE JONES . . .Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .Before Spongebob . . .Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.When light up sneakers were cool.When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.When we recorded stuff on VCRs.When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.When gameboy was a brick.You did MASH to figure out your futureWhen you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.Way back.Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .or if you smiled at one of these things.

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Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her nowAnd tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia TechStudents Who Were Lost

Please if you would,Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as"Try Not To Cry"2) Don't send it, and you have just proven howcold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

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I am hated by teachers at school..(TT.TT) (well actually not really but I have done these things... but they were in my favour I guess =3)

x Gotten kicked out of class (wanted to ask me why I reacted so emotionally to something he did. I'm a very sensitive person-.-')x Gotten detention (GODDAMN! Why do we always have to get everything from french class signed?! It's always the french teacher that gives me detention!)Gotten your cell phone/i pod taken away (was close to it, but talked my way out of it!)Gotten suspendedx Chewed gum during class ( I now have a chewing addiction...)TOTAL SO FAR:3

x Gotten late to a class more than 10 times (I'm too lazy to actually run, but I like making it seem like I ran when I enter the classroom late >=))Didn't do homework over 5 times (I like working ahead of time, but if I forget I don't really get caught!~)x Returned at least 2 projects in late.. (I don't understand how my teacher expected me to make a piano...)Missed school cause you felt like itx Skipped class at least 1 time ( I learned about National Skip day =D I dunno if it counts though cuz it was my teacher that told me about it...)x Laughed so hard the teacher ask whats wrong. ( I got hyper off candy.)TOTAL SO FAR: 7

x Texted people during class (it was a boring lesson...)x Passed notes ( Everyonew does this... It's just a matter of getting caught.)x Threw stuff across the room (It's the fastest way of passing notes=P)x Laughed at the teacher ( He likes making us laugh by making himself look stupid =D)TOTAL SO FAR: 11

x Went on myspace, friendster,xanga , etc on the computer at school(blocked sites)(I'm learning how to get on blocked sites now =D)x Took pictures during school hours (it's fun)x Called people during school hours (I get bored often now...)x Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3 during class (THE TEACHER LET ME ... kinda...)x Hit a teacher with a textbook ( It was an accident! )TOTAL SO FAR : 16

x threw something at the teacher ( I accidently hit him in that place with a dodgeball cuz he asked me to throw it to him... It's not my fault he held his hands that low then moved them to catch the ball!)x Went outside the class room without permission ( I needed to get something really badly without getting caught!)x Broke the dress code (When it's cold I wear layers =D)Failed a class, not a grade, a classx Ate food during class (I'm a hungry person-.-')TOTAL SO FAR: 20

X Gotten a call home (he called to praise me =3)Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badx Didn't take your stuff to school (I forgot my backpack ... I only noticed when I got to school and was about to put my books in where I thought my backpack was... Yes that was pathetic, but I forget everything so that didn't make much difference to my normal life.)Gotten a detention and didn't goUsed passes from other days/Or made fake passX cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear ( was accident D: )TOTAL SO FAR: 23

X Slept through class (he just kept talking and talking and next thing I know, one of my friends pushes me off my chair laughing-.-')X played basketball with paper balls using the trashcan as a basket (it makes throwing away garbage fun) told off/threatened a teacherx Felt hungry during class and ate (I'm a glutton.)Treat the teacher as invisibleTOTAL SO FAR: 26

Add Up All Your Answers And x3Repost this as "I Am _ Hated By The Teachers At School!"

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

I am the girl who's afraid of telling her family who she really is.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarahI am but three,My eyes are swollenI cannot see,I must be stupidI must be bad,What else could have madeMy daddy so mad?I wish I were betterI wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommyWould still want to hug me.I can't speak at allI can't do a wrongOr else I'm locked upAll the day longWhen I awake I'm all aloneThe house is darkMy folks aren't home.When my mommy does comeI'll try and be nice,So maybe I'll get justOne whipping tonightDon't make a sound!I just heard a carMy daddy is backFrom Charlie's Bar.I hear him curseMy name he callsI press myselfAgainst the wall.I try and hideFrom his evil eyesI'm so afraid nowI'm starting to cry.He finds me weepingHe shouts ugly words,He says its my faultThat he suffers at work.He slaps me and hits meAnd yells at me more,I finally get freeAnd I run for the door.He's already locked itAnd I start to bawl,He takes me and throws meAgainst the hard wall.I fall to the floorWith my bones nearly broken,And my daddy continuesWith more bad words spoken."I'm sorry!", I screamBut its now much too lateHis face has been twistedInto unimaginable hate.The hurt and the painAgain and againOh please God, have mercy!Oh please let it end!And he finally stopsAnd heads for the door,While I lay there motionlessSprawled on the floor.My name is SarahAnd I am but three,Tonight my daddy,Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

I went to a birthday party,And remembered what you said.You told me not to drink at all,So I had a Sprite instead.I felt proud of myself,The way you said I would,That I didn't choose to drink and drive,Though some friends said I should.I knew I made a healthy choice and,Your advice to me was right,As the party finally ended,And the kids drove out of sight.I got into my own car,Sure to get home in one piece,Never knowing what was coming,Something I expected least.Now I'm lying on the pavement,And I hear the policeman say,"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."His voice seems far away.My own blood is all around me,As I try hard not to cry.I can hear the paramedic say,"This girl is going to die."I'm sure the guy had no idea,While he was flying high,Because he chose to drink and drive,That I would have to die.So why do people do it,Knowing that it ruins lives?But now the pain is cutting me,Like a hundred stabbing knivesTell sister not to be afraid, MomTell daddy to be brave,And when I go to heaven,Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.Someone should have taught him,That it's wrong to drink and drive.Maybe if his mom and dad had,I'd still be alive.My breath is getting shorter,I'm getting really scared.These are my final moments,And I'm so unprepared.I wish that you could hold me Mom,As I lie here and die.I wish that I could say,I love you and good-bye.

Copy and paste this if you're against drunk driving.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch..I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.I CRY, so I must have EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.I DON'T TALK IN CLASS, so I must be ANTISOCIAL.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention..I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.I live in the USA, so I must be LAZY.I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm a male ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.I live in FLORIDA, so I MUST look hot.I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

The ones in bold are what describe me!Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Dumb Quiz To Pass Time :

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

'If you normally wear a belly ring, you may wish to consider clipping on a belly sensor while you ride.'

Bogus to Bubbly

O.O I pulled it off my sister's desk... WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN?!

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Another Desk

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Something about cleopatra... I don't really remember -.-'

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2: 56

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:13 ...Dang

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

O.O absolute silence... except for me typing?

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Saturday, around 4 o clock pm, checking out some festival near the mall.

Pictures, posters, paint, a whiteboard, a calander, streamers (from a party not too long ago), a cross, a keychain, a flag, a hanger-thingy, and a clipboard.

Some of those things are odd... if you see this room you may agree. And no it's not my room.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My cousins dog humping a guest when I was at his house. LMAO

14. What do you think of this quiz?

This is fun.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Up

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A house, all mangas + games I want, all anime dvds I want, a few cars, butlers, maids, cooks, clothes, toys and clothes for charity, environmental sanctuary for animals and people to look after it, a resort, a manga artist that draws to my liking, cute stuffed toys, jewelery, cute stationary, a ninja, an airplane, anime figurines, posters, things I like at anime cons, yaoi paddle(XD my sister wants one), an assasin to threaten the people that had bullied me (long story TT_TT), a makeover (to prove to the people that made fun of me that I can be pretty), proffesional tutor that's fun (I have short-term memory loss; it may be cuz i get bored easily?), king sized bed (I've always wanted to try one), a greenhouse where foods and herbs are grown and people to work in it (organic! v ), trip to Japan for me and all the people that stayed by my side when I was bullied (if they want to go. most of them do! that included food and lodgings, the expensive kind!), vacation home and private jet for my parents, a yacht, chances for my sisters to meet their idols, a sushi bar, game consoles, inventors/researchers, a strong police force, some expensive restaurants, a few expensive hotels, a trip for 2 for my parents to paris (food and lodgings included too! expensive too!), latest computer systems,

Basically alot of things; I'm a greedy person XD

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I just fell off my chair 2 minutes ago cause I slipped.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

That everyone liked me; There's lots a benefits to that. If not that, then I'd wish everything was anime (like the world was an anime) so that I can sweat drop and face fault, etc. and I just like to look at anything anime.

19. Do you like to dance?

No. I can't dance -.-'

20. George Bush:

I don't really like him. He caused alot of things to happen, and they weren't good...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Sakura

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ryuu

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes, it would be a great experience for me to go somewhere new. Preferably somewhere where I may remain financially stable.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates?

"Welcome To Heaven; You deserve it. The people that bullied you will now fall to the fiery depths of Hell; Look over there to watch them scream in agony." BWAHAHAHAHAHA! It's mean but I really hate these certain bullies for what they did to my life. And they used to be my best buds... I know I should move on but I'm pathetic so yea.

A Fun Game To Try (Updated 07/12/2010):

Pick 10 characters, in NO order

1. Kukai (Shugo Chara)

2. Pit (Sumer Smash Bros. Brawl)

3. Axel (Kingdom Hearts)

4. Lavi (D. GreyMan)

5. Gaara (Naruto)

6. Hitsuguya Toushiro (Bleach)

7. Nagehiko (Shugo Chara)

8. Canada (Hetalia)

9. Len (Vocaloid)

10. Ciel Phantomhive (Kuroshitsuji)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

nuuuu... I wanna sleep longer... no morning exercises...

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

--SQUEE-- YESH I WILL! I can already imagine FLYING~!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

--WHACK-- stay out of the bathroom while I'm in it! Got it memorized?

4 announced she/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

o.o Um, Lavi? Did you love that vocaloid that much? Will the priest even marry you to a computer program? OMIGISH! MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN LIVE TOGETHER IN CYBER SPACE AND HAVE CYPER CHILDREN THAT WILL BE SO ADORABLE! But wait... are you the uke or the seme ?.?

5 cooked you dinner?

Awww... how cute~! What did you make it out of ?.? ... is it me or is there sand in here...?

BOY: I love her more than the air i breathGIRL: well im always here for you.BOY: I know.GIRL:What's wrong?BOY: I like her so much.GIRL: Talk to her.BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me.GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing.BOY:I just want her to know how I feel.GIRL:Then tell her.BOY: She wont like me.GIRL: How do you know that?BOY: I can just tell.GIRL: Well just tell her.BOY: What should I say?GIRL: Tell her how much you like her.BOY: I tell her that daily.GIRL: What do you mean?BOY: I'm always with her. I love her.GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.BOY: Wait. Who do you like?GIRL: Oh some boy.BOY:Oh... she won't like me either.GIRL: She does.BOY: How do you know?GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you?BOY: You.GIRL: You're wrong, I love you.BOY: I love you too.GIRL: So are you going to talk to her?BOY: I just did.

GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page.GUYS- If u are man go tell the girl that you adore that you love her. _ post this on ur page

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree.Theboys dont want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends

I took an uke or seme quiz (XD) and this was my result:

You are an Innocent Uke!

Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Sakura is a novice in the priesthood of the Six Tailed God of Healing. While grieving for a lost patient in her own way, she meets an odd acolyte in the temple of the Battle God. As the looming threat of enemies to the south begins to impact their whole world, Sakura struggles to understand just who is Gaara, and why is he important to her... and who she, herself, must be. AU

Tsuna wasn't sure what would come out of this summoning lesson. He didn't expect having powerful demons scrambling to contract to him, much less having them determined to be more than just contracts. Arcobaleno27

AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?

A story about Sasuke who is the hottest and collest guy in all of Konoah high. His girlfriend is the one and only Sakura. Everything changed when a new girl named Ino appeares. Naturally, Sasuke neglects Sakura until a new transfer named Gaara attracts Sakura's attention. Sasuke is left with jealousy. The story has a lot of depth and emotion even though the grammer sucks.

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

The little things that he did made you care, made you love him even more, it made you feel special throughout your life. All reader insert shots on everything moments with the KHR guy of your choice. Requests taken.. ReaderXVarious First up: GOKUDERA..ADULT REBORN..GIOTTO...ADULT FON..HIBARI..ALAUDE..TSUNA..TYL TSUNA..TAKESHI YAMAMOTO..VERDE..BASIL..MUKURO..DINO ENMA G..AND MORE..

It was very obvious that Tsuna's guardians had a crush on their boss. Well, some of them. It's just that the boss was very oblivious to it. But Giannini just had to mess with the ten-year-bazooka. Tsuna ended up becoming a baby. Can his guardians survive his overflowing moe-ness? Or will they nosebleed to death? All27. TYLverse. Series of one-shots.

GaaSaku one-shot. She'd heard all the fairy tales, read all the heroic novels of knights, damsels and dragons, and knew all the rules. But that was the problem with love: it didn't play by any rules. And that stubborn, frustrating redhead refused to play by hers. Extreme AU

Sawada Tsunayoshi has a Multiple Personality Disorder. He doesn't know it. His parents don't know it. It was all found out because of an incident shortly after entering the High School Division of Vongola Academy as his past starts to dig itself back out. All27. Magic-Au.

Drabbles and Oneshots of the Harem Verse rated K through to M. Fourth Drabble: Frustrated by Byakuran's antics, Tsuna turns to Spanner for help. He tries to stay serious about it, really, but his partner's persistent in showing his affections. 4827. Accidental!10048. For RoxanneTheGreat!

Fionna moves into a new house and finds out that the other kids in town think it's haunted by a vampire. She begins to invent horror stories to tell at school in order to get attention. But the more stories she tells, the more frightened she becomes of the house...And the more real her stories seem to become. Especially when she comes face to the blood sucker himself.

Kuroko and Kise are always together, what's more they are neighbours which adds to them being inseparable. However, one day Kuroko realises Kise's hidden intentions or better say... desires. Kuroko is kidnapped by Kise whose only desire is Kuroko. What will Kuroko do? WARNING! Yandere Kise, sex, blood, obsessive and sadistic!

When Chizuru is assaulted by a man in town, Heisuke goes to extreme measures to ensure her safety. A little too extreme, in fact. And Chizuru isn't above a little payback... Oneshot Heisuke/Chizuru Super Smut Alert!

Souji is a lazy bum who doesn't want to get out of bed after his nap. Chizuru says it's time for dinner. But what (or who) dinner actually IS is a matter of opinion, at least to Souji anyway. A story in which Souji is his typical Souji self, tormenting poor Chizuru mercilessly until he gets his way...or does he? Shameless, shameless smut Oneshot Souji/Chizuru

Tsunayoshi gets his own body after an incantation from Tsuna goes wrong. He's determined to keep it as close to Tsuna as possible. 7227. Set in the Two Faces of Tsuna verse, if a little different. One-Shot

There's lots of jealousy flying around in the Neverland stories. But, what would happen if the tables were turned on the 'magnificent' Peter Pan? How would Peter react if Wendy was befriended by a merman who wants to play hero for her instead? What will Peter do when his Wendy is washed into a fishy bargain btwn Hook and a sea witch!TLM reference! COMPLETE SEQUEL!

"What is love?" "Just a feeling." "Just like this?" Sakura turned red as Gaara's hands travelled up her thigh. "Y-yeah... just like that..." In which clichés are overrated, but Gaara decided he'd try his hand at them anyway. GaaSaku. *Humor/Parody/Romance*

It's Valentines Day and in Namimori, Tsuna didn't expect to get anything other than gifts from his female friends. It didn't dawn to him that his friends and previous enemies would give him something too; chocolates and gifts. However, will Tsuna realize what they meant by 'choice', 'answer' and 'pick'. Maybe he will, maybe he won't. All27, Shounen-ai. Slight AU, Happy Valentines!

It was hard to let his lover go off on missions when he was left in the Mansion paper-pushing. It was hard waiting for him to return, especially when he couldn't sleep well without him there. But the love they shared dulled the burn of seperation. BoyxBoy, first M-rated. You have been warned.

"You'd make a great plush toy. You're all cute and squishy." Marshall Lee figured why not, he's already teased her once, might as well rile the adventuress up some more. "I would cuddle you all day long," he sneered. She gave him a dirty look. "I am not your plush toy." FioLee, one-shot, complete. R&R. Happy Holidays everyone!

A young girl comes to Kyoto to study History. She lives in her sensei's friend's house, but starts to feel some strange feelings towards the owner's son-a young and handsome man with deep azure eyes. A Saito/Chizuru/Chikage fic.

Ohmyglobohmyglobohmyglob. Marshall was in bed with me. Marshall was in bed with me! Aaah! I tried to get up, move, anything, but the lead in my blood wouldn't let me. I wasn't just tired, I was downright, bottom line EXHAUSTED. He smells like pine needles and peppermint. No, stop it! I will not cuddle you, Marshall Lee! -Fiolee, one-shot, complete.

An enemy family attacks Namimori and Reborn has the bright idea of shipping Tsuna off to Kokuyo Land to hide. Mukuro takes the idea a bit far. Oneshot. Written for Miyanoai - Tsuna in a Kokuyo uniform.

He was a mix-breed, a liger amongst lions, infertile and doomed to die with no offspring to speak of. If he was doomed to die alone, with no offspring to continue his lineage he was all for it, because the lion in his arms would carry on their lineage together; after all, a Liger may not be able to breed offspring, but no one said they couldn't raise offspring..BoyxBoy Warned.

Fionna is reunited with Flame Prince; but what happens when Prince Gumball and Marshall Lee get involved in her relationship? Now Fionna is caught in a dilemma between truth, lies, love, hate, and a Drama-Bomb Love triangle...or should I say square? . Rated T for language.

When Finn has that feeling that something is very wrong, he and Jake head to the Candy Kingdom in order to investigate. At the remains of the once proud castle, the poor human is then forced to realize that things turned out to be far worse than he could have ever predicted in a million years.

The male had waved, eyes twinkling in ill-disguised humor. 'Call me,' was what he'd mouthed wordlessly, before Tsuna stormed out of the place, absolutely refusing to ever visit that cafe again, even if their coffee happened to be the best he'd ever had.

She always knew her short temper would get her into trouble, but this was just ridiculous. Mental note: Don't punch any more Host Club members in the face. The consequences just aren't worth it. OuranBoys/Sakura, MultiSaku, SakuraCentric [BEING REWRITTEN]

Because Sawada Tsunayoshi was Hibari's, and the Cloud Guardian would bite anyone who even thought of touching his herbivore to death. Even if it was Hibari's own future self. Shounen-ai, mild language, TYL!18x27, 1827, All27, implied TYL!18xTYL!27

One-shot GaaSaku. His world disappeared around him and Gaara found himself in a screwed up, sexually repressed version, where he is someone important, and Sakura doesn't spend her off hours in his bed and… was that a flying person? Rated M just in case.

Her eyes flickered to the window,some part of her hoping he returned and rescued her from this decision she had no part in taking..but she wasnt some damsel in distress, and he wasnt no hero either.He was a thief and she a princess. His unreachable prize

Marshall wants to tease Gumball a little about his crush on Fionna, but tables turn when he is reminded of something and is embarrassed speechless from his love interest. CONTAINS: Fionna X Marshall, and a little of Fionna X Gumball, no yaoi.

Over the past three years, Gumball had off and on fought with himself on the subject that was quite plainly a lovesick Fionna. To date her or to not date her, now that was the question. And then Marshall Lee was dancing away with her...

Shepard's destiny unfolds before her. Making lasting friendships along the way, she is forced to face emotional conflicts as she tracks down her former lover and save the galaxy. FemShep/Saren A. FemShep/Nihlus K. FemShep/Garrus V.

Sasuke Uchiha, the name is posion on Sakura Haruno's tongue. Despite their feud, the two are paired as partners in more than one way. They have a mission of vegenance to complete without falling in love.

It seems that what awaits us after death isnt heaven or hell but another world in itself by the name of the Soul Society. Sakura has died due to her own mistakes, now how will she deal with this new world and life?

It was only the faintest sound, but it woke you up from your slight slumber. Hazy lilac orbs open to meet heated purple orbs that stared down at you mischievously. :: Byakuran/sister!OC :: Incest, obviously, you've been warned. I was told that I made Byakuran seem more creepy by a friend of mine who thinks he's a creep. That made my day. Written in SECOND POINT OF VIEW!

Once upon a time, a crazy baby by the name of Reborn sent his student Tsuna to work at a Mental Hospital. There he meets a few people craving for a happy ending with him. One person really stands out... All27, eventual 6927

"I'll go easy on you since you're human," he smirked smugly. She scoffed. "Puh-lease! Give me all you got Vampire King and I'll show you how easy it won't be." "Feisty Fionna." The two held their swords and pointed them at each other. "Ready?" AU FxM

In Vongola University, Sawada Tsunayoshi is the most loved professor among the students and faculty. Everyone wants to be in his class, everyone wants him. But one day, he announces he has a lover, it's a race to find out who it is. All27 Arcobaleno27

TYL fic. Out of boredom, Yamamoto tries to make his friends' name out of numbers. Then he discovers something illogical that makes Gokudera fume, Tsuna and Chrome embarrassed, Reborn smirking and Mukuro kufufu-ing at the Rain Guardian's misconception.

Hitsugaya and Sakura were childhood friends, but then Hitsugaya had to leave. He told Sakura four of five reasons why he would never forget her and promised that he would tell her the fifth when they met again. Ten years later, will he keep his promise?

Sometimes we go crazy about different things...Ikuto discovered that pink colour became something he can't live without. And it all started from one fateful day at his sister's wedding... an AMUTO fic!

Tsuna, a 16 year old boy, awakes one night to see the infamous theif in his bedroom. Could this be the start to explaining all the weird things going on in Tsuna's life? Who knows? R2718 6927 G27 and past guardians/27 AU

Amu Hinamori is a prodigy author. Ikuto Tsukiyomi is the mysterious but sexy thief. What if he steals something more valuable than jewels, however? The consequences may be worse than either can imagine. -AmuxIkuto-

The sequal of 'Just One More Drink'. Tsuna and Mukuro has some more troubles rolling by when Byakuran decides to make them his playmates. Lives are just a game to Byakuran, but can Tsuna's heart take what's about to happen to Mukuro? TYL69XTYL27, BL Luff

TYL69 X TYL27. Tsuna goes drinking and when he drinks, he really drinks. Mukuro gets stuck with taking care of the drunk Tsuna. So many oppurtunites, will Mukuro make his move? Or will he get caught by Gokudera's protective senses? Read to find out.

Is your love a lie, too' 'Gaara, stop! It hurts' 'I won't be alone anymore! You will love only me and fight only for me' Sakura thinks she's made a best friends, when she's just sealed her self as his slave. [Gaasaku] [SasuSaku]

AU. On a mission, Sakura and her companions find themselves in the custody of the wildest clan of the East Province. Forced to accept their hospitality and a redheaded escort, the medic must make the best of her situation, wherever it leads her. GaaSaku.

Part of Fairytale Series. Little Red-Riding Hood, Vongola style! While Walking to Grandma Sawada's house, Tsuna meets two men. One with pineapple hair, the other with the desire to 'bite people to death'. What will happen next? 6927 & small hints of 6918

The sequel of A Curse to Kill. Sasuke and Sakura are engaged but then, her eyes were opened to the realization that his purpose of marriage was not because he loved her. And what happens when Sakura has been fated all along to be Hokage? SasuSaku

REVISED! MikanS:This is so NOT true! Why am I your top follower! NatsumeH:Is it my fault if you're like a bee who's attracted to me? MikanS:Attracted to you! Ugh! And why am I bee? NatsumeH:Because you want me as your honey. ONESHOT! NxM HxR

Mikan is betrayed by her so called friends so she leaves for 4 years to go and study in America. Now she is back and how will her friends react at the new and powerful Mikan & her boyfriend? Will Natsume be able to tell her he loves her? Plz review!NxM

"No! Not when you're too scared of cooties to even kiss me!""I am not scared of cooties! There is no such thing as cooties anyway!""Then prove to me you're not scared!""Gladly!" HitsuSaku, HitsugayaSakura, HitsugayaxSakura, ToshiroSakura XD

Christmas Special! A play is showing for the winter festival and Tsuna is one of the main characters… But he doesn’t want to play as a she… and adding Mukuro into the equation, things turn into trouble or do they? 6927 MukuroTsuna

He wasn't sure how long he had been watching her. He didn't even know why he kept wanting to watch her. But for some odd reason, one that confused him beyond his understanding, he could not find the will to look away. GaaraxSakura

KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.

They were crazily in love. They wanted to be together for eternity. Since that old man returned to their family, everything was changed upside down. She was taken away from him and was forced to be with his cousin. -ONESHOT-

Narumi tries to explain Mikan, Natsume, Hotaru and Ruka about the birds and the bees, but Natsume starts being a pervert and Mikan is his target. Will Narumi be able to finish his lesson? Slight NatsuMikan. Watch out for perverted Natsume!

Mikan is in an unmarked car working as a cop. As she was to go home, a car sped past her. Ignoring the feeling she's seen the car before, stopped it, on a deserted dirt road...'Any dangerous weapons on your figure' 'Not unless you want to count my...'

Kyoko is a popular actress. When Sho heard her singing he became very jealous. Why? Because the song wasn't a simple one. And when Ren saw a horrific scene between Kyoko and Sho, what will he do? AN EDITED VERSION

GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.

This fic is a fairytale with Ikuto and Amu as main characters. A vicious tutor put a spell on Prince and turned him into a black cat. Who will help Prince Ikuto to break the spell and take his Kingdom back? Read and find out!

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

When Sakura overhears her friends doubting her stregnth as a ninja she's pushed over the edge. She used to be a bright and shining sun but now she's a shadow in the shade. She used to be a butterfly but now she is a moth Sakuracentric fic

Tsukiyomi Ikuto and Hinamori Amu have hated each other ever since they first laid eyes on one another. Unfortunately, things go haywire when their parents meet. Matchmaking parents are the worse, no? Or do they see beyond the hatred? Amuto -Complete-

Sakura, Itachi and Madara are trapped in their van during a storm while traveling across Europe. With no cell service what madness will be born?"Let's play Truth or Dare!""I'm amazed you know that song still," she said, giving him a weird look. From Poll

When Haruno Sakura's family had a nothing left with them, Sakura decided to help her parents. She applied to be a waitress... and only to be sold to the three handsome men in the town as a slave. GaaSakuNejiSasu

Tsuna woke up one morning to discover an unexpected gift. This continues for twelve days until the night of Christmas, his mysterious sender reveals himself and with him, his final gift to Tsuna... if Tsuna choose to accept it.

There are a few times he goes through his night with nightmare haunting him. What he wants all along is something to keep the nightmare away from him. And tonight, he will get what he wants, only to realize it has been by his side for a long time.

What happens when Temari and Kankuro drag Gaara to a dance club on Halloween? A little dancing, a little drinking, a tiny cop outfit! *This is an MA fic, with strong sexual innuendo, and a mouth twisting lemon. Avoid if that's not your thing! NO KIDS!*

AU. I chased after a boy once — in spirit, but I tripped — with style, and realized — somewhat not at all, that these once upon a time romances weren't for me — ABSOLUTE DENIAL. "I fell." I SWORE I heard Sasuke rolled his eyes. SASUSAKU. SAKUCENTRIC.

ItaSaku Thanks to the diligent efforts of a pair of goons, she had somehow ended up as a birthday gift...to the devil himself. A most sensual, seductive...drunk devil. And she had stupidly went and made a deal with him, too. This does not bode well.

When an Alice brings Edward Cullen to life, a certain fire caster doesn't appreciate how close to Mikan he becomes. "She giggled, a slight blush forming on her cheeks as he smiled at her. One thought ran through my head. Edward Cullen must die." NxM

Unnecessary and convenient events result in Yamamoto and Tsuna attending the festival by themselves. With help from a few CONVENIENT comrades, Yamamoto manages to ensnare the 10th and win his affection. Yamamoto, you sly fox.

Every good thing has to have a conclusion. Every good love has to have one, too. At the end of every conclusion there are usually tears. But not crimson ones. This is Haruno Sakura's conclusion. Even angels need conclusions, too.

Fullmetal Alchemist X-over. He betrayed to her. He lied to her and left her. She couldn't take it anymore. Her hand grabbed the kunai, pointing it to her chest. "Don't you dare do it." A metal-hand grabbed Sakura's hand. One-shot. Sakura x ?

My goal isn't only the lock..." No, he had another goal in mind and it didn't include the embryo either, but instead a certain girl. And the kiddy king isn't only protecting the lock, but her as well. Ikuto x Amu Tadase x Amu

Growing up with a monster as a father can be hard and Sakura starts to loose hope that is untill she meets some of the boys from the village that have taken a likeing to her.Sakuracentric childhood fluff

ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!

SasuSaku. Oneshot. He said that if she ran, he would hunt her down. He told her not to test him. Sakura knew she was no match for his speed. But she could not betray Konoha. She had to run. She had to get as far away as she could from Uchiha Sasuke.

They met at the exams. She was everything he wasn't. He wanted her love, he wanted her blood. He needed her then. Seven years later they meet again and this time Sabaku no Gaara has no intention of letting his mate go again.GARRA X SAKURA

Mikan Sakura is a girl who will be married to Natsume Hyuuga on the day of Christmas. She doesn't want to get married to him because she thinks he is a brat so she wrote a letter to Santa! Will Santa be able to help her or make the matter worse? Finished

He's coming closer. With each step he takes I feel my heart crumble a little more. Either way I'll sport my fake smile and wait for him to him to ask the usual question, 'Are you okay, Kagome' Review Please! Rated For Language; Nothing More!

GaaSaku. The cliched method of locking two quarrelsome lovers together in a room works after all, as Sakura and Gaara are about to discover. How could it not, when one is covered in only a towel and the other is not as apathetic as he appears to be?

After Gaara injures his...ahem, manhood, it will take one special medic nin to heal him. After embarrassment, blushes, and hand slippings, Gaara gets fed up with Sakura's teasing and takes things into his own hands. ONESHOT GaaraxSakura

The urgency in wanting to touch her rushed through me. I wanted to touch her. I wanted to feel her body against mine. It was too late. I was already fixated on her, I needed to have her with me. I needed to feel her, I needed to kill her. [Descriptive Lim

[COMPLETE!]Sakura is sent to Suna by Tsunade for a special mission to help make peace between the two village's. She is shocked to see that Gaara is the new Kazekage. And who said anything about an arranged marrige?

All Vaan has ever wanted is to be a sky pirate, but Balthier insists that Vaan is to 'innocent'. What's that supposed to mean? ONESHOT Rated M for a reason Yaoi BalthierXVaan A ONESHOT as of now, if I get enough reviews, I may make it more

Title now in Japanese. Summary: Kikyo's soul stealer has called upon InuYasha. With Kagome's approval he leaves, with a piece of her heart also. Kagome goes to the stream releasing her sorrow, when InuYasha comes back in the morning, he finds her gone.

GaaSaku OneShot Naruto needs a favor, Gaara needs an escort and Sakura wants nothing to do with it! As usual, nothing goes her way and she even got more than she bargained for! How did she always end up in this kind of situations, anyway?

What happens when a perverted and a troublesome senpai tried to disarray our favorite pair's World War 3? Answer: CHAOS. And now, they face the wrath of both the jealous Flame Caster and the maddened Ice Queen. MxN. Reviews! Oneshot

Sakura had a change of heart. Since Sasuke don't like her, she given him up and put all of her attention on practicing and making herself strong. It hurts to be weak. But she doesn't know that this change might catch some unexpected attention.. NejSakSas

Sakura knew and trusted nothing when she was stolen in the night for the sole purpose of being Akatsuki's favored plaything. The days are dark, the ever-present eyes on her watchful, and her determination to return home and spite her kidnappers neverending. But Akatsuki could have no way of knowing that...until she escapes. Fourshot.

When Ino falls pregnant and Naruto finds the test, being the good friend she is, Sakura claims it as her own, leaving everyone shocked, Ino feeling guilty, Naruto planning a baby shower and Sasuke ready to propose.

Evolving piece on unrequited love. 'Have you ever noticed that the things you desire the most are the things you cannot attain? Yet, things you do not desire, or perhaps, once desired but no longer do...these are the things that fall at your feet.'

A prophecy has been given and it includes the two person that were most unlikely to come together. Something is stirring and it was beyond their control. GaaSaku. The longest GXS fanfic... dare to read.

Uchiha Sasuke has been turned into a halfcat and stuck in his 8yr old body! Sakura is assigned to take care of him until a cure is discovered. But will he ever return back to normal? SasuSaku slight OOC

12 years after Sakura dies giving birth to Sasuke's son, Kato, Sasuke discovers something weird. On his son's genin team, there is a girl named Naiomi who looks exactly like Sakura. All the same abilited and talents too. What is up? Onshot

Eventually, Sakura got tired of chasing after Sasuke, but that didn't meant she was willing to just forgive all the time she'd wasted on him, thus when Sasuke himself provided an opportunity for revenge, she grabbed it with glee. Hints of SasuNaru

Naruto is being chased by the ANBU when he did a crime unintenionally and if he is caught they will kill him. Now, it's up to Sakura to save and protect him. But will they be by each other’s side? Even if it will cause both of them their death? Lime alert

Everybody dies in the end. But I don't want that. This story is for those that didn't want everyone to die in the end, cuz I'm bringing them all back! Of course, I need your help though. ChizuruxMany Rating subject to change.