Indiana Man Arrested For "Swinging His Penis Like a Helicopter" At Women

By
Anna Breslaw

Dec 06, 2013

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There must have been LOLs aplenty at an Indianapolis police department on Wednesday after the beat cop who arrested 34-year-old Shawn Harvel wrote up his report (via The Date Report. In it, he details Harvel's crime, which was exposing his penis to two female passers-by and "swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion."

The exposing-yourself part, I'd probably recommend skipping. But swinging it like a helicopter in the privacy of my own home is the first thing I'd do if I had one. Shawn Harvel, you are a connoisseur, surpassed only by that woman who tried to wear a cheeseburger as a sandal after she had drunk sex outside IHOP.