Is alucard really a bad guy? I mean, he has a bad-arse attitude and all, but he works for good, right? So basically he's a good guy, right? Even though he is a reincarnation of dracula and is a menace to other vampires because no one can kick his butt, right?

Yeah, but Naraku's more likely to send out his lookalike puppets to make Inuyasha look like a joke. Whereas, Sesshomaru gets out there, sometimes, to kick Inuyasha's behind and look pretty doing it. (Hope that didn't give anybody a bad impression about me) My vote's still 4 Sesshomaru.

1.There were three girls: a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were going to take a trip to the desert. Each of them were going to bring an item for survival. The redhead walks out of the house and says, "I'm bringing food. In case we get hungry, we can eat some." And she walks toward the desert. Then, the brunette walks out and says, "I'm bringing water. In case we get thristy, we can drink some." And she walks toward the desert. Then, the blonde walks out and walks to the desert. The redhead and brunette ask, "What did you bring?" and she says, "A car door. In case we get hot, we can roll down the window."
2. There was this man who got in his truk and drove around to pick up some girls. He picks up a redhead and she sits in the middle. Then, she picked up the brunette and sits in the passenger seat. Then, he picks up a blonde and she gets in the bed of the truck. Then, he crashes into a river. The man, redhead, and brunette swim back to the shore. 5 minutes later, the blonde comes up. "What took you so long?" the man asked, and she said, "The tailgate wouldn't open."

Well, I was told this joke in school during class. So, I think she didn't want to get into too much trouble.
There was a Chinese man who owned a restaurant. A man walks in and says, "I'll have a coke." So the Chinese man gives him a Coke. The man spits it out and says, "This tastes like pea!" Then, the Chinese man sings, "Me Chinese, Me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Coke."
Then, another man walks in and asks for a Coke. He spits it out, too, and says, "This tastes like pea!" The Chinese man sings, "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Coke."
Then, a cowboy walks in and asks for a Coke. He spits is out and yells, "This tastes like pea!" the Chinese man sings, "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your Coke." Then, the cowboy stands up and sings, "Me cowboy, me draw fast, me shoot bullet up your @$$!"

I have two nun jokes:
1. There wee three nuns who were about to repaint the chapel. The priest told them not to get paint on their habits. So, they decided to strip nude while painting the room. Afterwards, someone knocks on the door. One of the nuns asked, "Who is it?" The man calls, "Blind man." The nun opens the door, and the man drops the blinds.
2. There were three nuns at a confessional. The first nun walks to the Pope and says, "Sir, i have sinned." The pope asks, "What have u done?" She says, "I lied." The pope replies, "Say Hail Mary three times and drink three glasses of holy water." This made the third nun chuckle.
The second nun walks up and says, "Sir, I have sinned." The pope asks, "What have u done?" She replies, "I have commited adultry." The pope looks sternly at her and says, "Say Hail Mary ten times while drinking ten glasses of holy water." This caused the third nun to burst out laughing.
So, the third nun walks up, still laughing, and says, "Sir, I have sinned." The pope asks, "What have u done?" She replies, laughing uncontrollably, "I peed in the holy water!"