First Lady Michelle Obama has enough going on that she probably doesn't need to add "movie star" to her resume, but she might have to if Woody Allen has any say in the matter. Allen, who used France's first lady Carla Bruni in his latest movie Midnight in Paris, said recently, "If I was in a room with Michelle Obama, and I thought she was right for a part, I wouldn't hesitate to ask her." He's awfully casual about this, no?

We are talking about Michelle Obama here. Can't he be bothered to write a role specifically for her? Maybe she could play a magical fairy who visits a neurotic young boy and teaches him to love exercise. Or perhaps she could star as the matriarch of a large, complicated family that learns to grow their own vegetables in their backyard? [USA Today]

Gwyneth Paltrow
may look all innocent, but she's not afraid to get a little dirty. At a concert celebrating the 90th birthday of England's Prince Philip
, the Goopster, who never misses a chance to sing, did her own rendition of Cee-Lo's
"F—k You." Interesting song choice for a royal occasion, but it got extra interesting when the actress—who was clad in a very short dress—used the actual F-word. Oops! No, it's totally fine, because she said to the audience, "Don't tell the queen!" So, it's their little secret… Let's just hope Queen Elizabeth
doesn't read the internet. [E! Online
]
In the least shocking revelation of all time, actress Salma Hayek
says she likes having a billionaire for a husband. The actress, who is married to French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, says, "I work hard, I make my own living and I love it." But she also admits that being married to a wealthy man has its comforts: "When I have troubles sometimes, it's nice to have someone there to help." That does sound nice! [Yahoo!
]
Sharon Osbourne
, wife of rocker Ozzy
, told the ladies on The Talk
that she recently had her breast implants removed. Here's why the 59-year-old opted to have them taken out: "One morning I woke up and one of my boobies was kind of much longer than the other." Sounds like a wise decision, and Osbourne reports she's relieved she no longer feels like she has "a water bed laying on [her] chest." [People
]

Demi Moore has been photographed wearing her wedding ring! All hope is not lost that she and Ashton Kutcher will live happily ever after! [Extra]

Speaking of Ashton Kutcher, his supposed hot tub fling Sara Lael reportedly likes to party. She was photographed using a bong (shocker!), and she's been known to get her drink on in Vegas. One of her pals explains exactly how they like to do it: "It's kind of an ongoing drinking deal. We start drinking during the day—then it turns into night drinking." Wow. Sounds complicated. [Radar]

Gossip Girl actor Penn Badgley showed up yesterday to show his support for the Occupy Wall Street protests. Mark Ruffalo, Lupe Fiasco, and Susan Sarandon were also been spotted mingling among the large crowds of protesters. [Huffington Post]

Drew Barrymore wants to marry her boyfriend Will Kopelman and have like 10,000 of his babies. Okay, maybe just a few of his babies, but, yeah, she's ready to settle down. [Yahoo!]

Now that she's joined the long list of George Clooney's ex-girlfriends, Elisabetta Canalis is living it up by going to a steakhouse with True Blood star Mehcad Brooks. Make of it what you will. [TMZ]

Leonardo DiCaprio is over Blake Lively and is now totally into some model named Alyce Crawford. [E! Online]

Ali Fedotowsky, of The Bachelorette fame, and her fiancé Roberto Martinez are apparently miserable in their 17-month-long relationship. : ( [Us Weekly]

The Los Angeles County Coroner has concluded that Warrant singer Jani Lane died of alcohol poisoning back in August. [Reuters]

Kurt Cobain's daughter Frances Bean has bought a house in West Hollywood with some of the money her father left her. [Daily Express]

Billy Bob Thornton's estranged daughter, Amanda Brumfield, has been sentenced to 20 years for the death of her friend's baby. [CBS]

Country singer Eric Church and his wife had their first child, Boone, this week. [Yahoo!]

Baywatch star David Chokachi and his wife had a baby girl. [Us Weekly]

Character actor Charles Napier, of Blues Brothers and Rambo: First Blood Part II fame has died at the age of 75. [Crazy Days and Nights]