Blake Shelton Has Just Bought The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company

A happy Sudsalicous Beer drinker tossing back a hefty mug of the Michigan brewed beer.

NASHVILLE - Country music recording artist Blake Shelton says that he's as happy as a woodpecker with two peckers.

One of the stars of The Voice appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show and told the host that he has just become the proud-as-hell owner of The Sudsalicious Beer Brewing Company.

The company is based in Kalamazoo, Michigan and Sudsalicous Beer has become one of the top selling beers in all 50 states.

The beer unlike most beers is fire-brewed giving it that perfect taste that goes great with peanuts, popcorn, pretzels, quiche, and nachos.

Shelton said that he and his wife, the lusciously sultry country music artist Miranda Lambert will be appearing in some soon-to-be filmed commercials.

SIDENOTE: Blake said that he will be dumping the beer's old slogan which was "The Beer That Made Kalamazoo Kinda Famous" and replacing it with a new slogan - "Sudsalicous Beer - The Wettest Beer In The USA."

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