Featuring: "Thomas L Friedman eats weed brownies with his daughter's roommate at Yale and has a bad time"... "Paul Krugman snorts up crushed Adderall and re-reads Thomas Piketty's Capital in the Twenty-First Century"... "Gail Collins takes ecstasy, belatedly realizes she has a column to write"... "Ross Douthat is on psilocybin mushrooms when he first sees pictures of Rihanna at the CFDA Fashion Awards"... and, bonus!, "Malcolm Gladwell on ketamine."