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from September 25, 2007 There was a new uprising in the Middle East today as the new terror leader was revealed. Colonel Sanders moved to consolidate his power base today as his elite troops closed in on the province of al-Kentucky in the southern part of Saudi Arabia. Before today, Colonel Sanders was the unknown financier behind the terrorists, but he revealed himself today as the mastermind of fast food politics, as his soldiers soon took down … Read More

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[…] a solid. I just want to explain that this was not Colonel Sanders, who was revealed to be the real Middle-Eastern trouble maker in my recent news photo blog. The Colonel was still quietly serving his seven secret spices (two of which are rat poison and […]