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Saturday, May 31, 2014

This former B list reality star and now C list mostly movie actress with B+ name recognition has told friends that she considers the month of April to be a time for her where she is going to date and have sex with as many men as possible for getting back to the business of finding a very wealthy husband. I really think she loves being a pro beard as long as the money and opportunities are good.

I think Julianne Hough had one good beard in whoyacallit and then she screwed it up. NO ONE wants her to be their beard. She's not famous enough AND not discrete enough. Didn't even Clooney reject her?

Well, luckily for her Proactive got rid of that lone pimple that was obviously destroying her life. Thank God for Proactive. I couldn't sleep at night worrying that one single tiny pimple near her forehead was ruining her chances at getting a rich husband so she doesn't have to live such a strenuous lifestyle of dancing and being bad in bit roles.

Tongue N. Cheek, my good sir, you have besmirched my good name by making an obvious play on my fair lady TalksTooMuch. By the beard of my father I cannot allow this transgression to go forth without justice being served.

Hence, I challenge you to a duel for the hand of our lovely lady TTM. It shall be pistol Super Soakers filled with ink and vinegar. 10 paces at high noon on Feb. 29 of the next odd numbered leap year. Afterwards, we get ice cream with the loser only allowed 1 type of sprinkes. Do you accept my challenge, or do we call you a brother in gossip for being ribbed?

So other that her apparent desperation to find a man, what is the problem with Julianne? She is physically beautiful and those dancer legs should be a wonderful sexual accessory. What is wrong with her? I know why men run away from other physically striking woman but not Hough.

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