EARTH, Undisclosed Location — Based on breaking news and events, it appears that CIA Headquarters located beneath CERN at Lake Geneva in Switzerland is plotting a one-two punch twin asteroid attack in March of 2020, predictably resulting in my assassination followed by a prolonged made-for-TV doomsday space rock strike.

Exactly which space rock(s) the CIA will claim are responsible for my targeted assassination and the subsequent Doomsday space rock strike is not known, but there are numerous asteroids slated to pass Earth in July of 2019, which naturally gives CIA has plenty of scapegoat options.

It is imperative to note that the alleged asteroids in question do not exist in reality but were only concocted as scientific cover for a man-made asteroid attack. In other words, the alleged asteroids passing Earth exist in name only which is why there is never any real photos or videos of said asteroids, only grainy photo-shopped artistic depictions.

If and when the CIA is able to execute a Doomsday asteroid strike, the point of impact will: a) be a location where large amounts of explosives could be house (e.g., cruise/military ship, skyscraper, sports stadium, warehouse, etc.), and b) the man-made explosion on impact will predictably look like a nuclear explosion, mushroom cloud and all.

Although the Comet ISON attack was ultimately thwarted, the plot to terrorize humanity with an artificial space rock is alive and well. Despite the fact that a major asteroid has not struck the planet since the dinosaur age, a Doomsday asteroid will strike Earth prior to President Obama leaving office on January 20, 2017.

ASTEROID HUNTER ‘DEEP IMPACT’ LOST
If and when a Doomsday asteroid strikes Earth, government agencies like NASA will need plausible deniability to excuse their gross maleficence. Coincidentally, on September 10, 2013, it was reported that NASA conveniently lost contact with the comet-hunting Deep Impact spacecraft sometime between August 11 and August 14, 2013. This news was confirmed yet again 11 days later on September 21, 2013, when it was reported that NASA had officially closed the books on the most-traveled comet-hunter in history due to a “software bug” which subsequently cut off communication with the 9-year old spacecraft. The timely loss of the world’s greatest comet hunter suggests that the space attack depicted in “Deep Impact” (1998), a film (see trailer) about an apocalyptic asteroid strike on Earth, is now imminent. As of August 14, 2013, NASA is conveniently and officially blind to incoming Earth threatening asteroids, comets or meteoroids. In order to pretend that there is a real asteroid problem and that they are actively trying to thwart an impending asteroid attack, a number of propaganda reports have been disseminated in order to give governments and their respective space programs the excuses they will need in the aftermath of an asteroid attack that kills millions.

THE CHELYABINSK ASTEROID HOAX
In what appears to have been a beta-test for an impending Doomsdays asteroid, comet, o meteoroid strike, on February 15, 2013, a small asteroid struck in Chelyabinsk, Russia, allegedly injuring 1,500 people. This suspicious event was made even stranger because it happened on the same day that the asteroid known as “2012 DA14” flew by within 17,200 miles of Earth. According to Wikipedia, the Chelyabinsk asteroid was the largest known object to have entered Earth’s atmosphere since the 1908 Tunguska event, and it’s the only asteroid to date which has caused a large number of injuries. The “Chelyabinsk” event appears to have been nothing more than a staged beta-test to assess the hoax-ability of a future Doomsday asteroid, comet or meteoroid. Although this alleged asteroid strike was completely unexpected, there were numerous video cameras shooting its entry from almost every conceivable angle (all of which were recovered, downloaded, uploaded, edited, produced, uploaded again and broadcast within minutes of the event on February 15, 2013). The fake asteroid also appeared to burn out prior to ever hitting the ground, making the hoax even easier to pull off. A year later on February 15, 2013, it was reported that “conspiracy theorists” have claimed that the Russian meteorite was shot down by a military missile. Like most intelligence reports, the information was presented backwards. The reality is that the Chelyabinsk Asteroid was most likely a missile itself, albeit a doctored one designed to look like a meteorite. In order to rehash the Russian meteorite narrative just prior to an impending asteroid strike, it was reported on November 19, 2013, that a new meteor has once again struck Russia. Aside from the question posed in the headline “Where Exactly Did The Russian Meteor Come From?”, there are other pressing questions in respect to Chelyabinsk asteroid of February 15, 2013, that demand answers. What are the chances of 2 major astrological events occurring on the same day? Where these 2 astrological events related to each other? In a February 19, 2013, CNN report entitled “A Meteor And Asteroid: 1 In 100 Million Odds”, the notion that the two events were related was openly dismissed: “…the time between the two events, the Earth moved roughly 300,000 miles, meaning the asteroid and the meteor were in completely different places. So there is no way the meteor and the asteroid are connected. It has to be a coincidence that the two events happened on the same day….the chance of both events happening on any one day are indeed very small…about 1 in 100 million”. As luck would have it, the alleged manifestation of these two mathematically impossible asteroids just happened to coincide with hundreds of propaganda articles warning Earth of an impending asteroid strike.

DOOMSDAY ASTEROID PROPAGANDAHollywood movies blockbusters such as “Armageddon” (1998) (see trailer) and “Deep Impact” (1998) (see trailer) were made with the sole purpose of psychologically preparing humanity for the notion that an asteroid could in fact strike Earth and that its aftermath would be apocalyptic in nature. Although there will likely be plenty of video footage of a Doomsday asteroid, comet or meteoroid striking Earth (people have to see it to believe it), the asteroid will quickly and conveniently disappear beneath the Pacific Ocean, never to be seen again. After all, a Doomsday asteroid will never strike land because there it can be located, examined and tested for its authenticity; that obviously cannot be allowed to happen. The notion of a man-made asteroid or meteor attack was ominously depicted in the “Meteor Strike” card of the Illuminati Card Game (1995). The game was created in order to program the conspiracy minded for upcoming events (e.g., 9/11) as well as to discount their man-made nature in the aftermath.

THE SPACEX GRASSHOPPER VTVL ROCKETS
The fuel cells needed for a man-made asteroid appear to be SpaceX’s Grasshopper VTVL Rockets which have been launched at least 5 times in 2013 in so-called tests. However, since SpaceX has a private launch site in McGregor, Texas, there is no way to confirm just how many Space X-related rockets have been launched into space. While most rockets are designed to burn up in the atmosphere during reentry, SpaceX’s Grasshopper rockets are designed to return intact to the launch pad for a vertical landing so it can be reused for future launches, possibly involving man-made asteroids. According to SpaceX themselves, “Grasshopper … continues SpaceX’s work toward one of its key goals—developing fully and rapidly reusable rockets, a feat that will transform space exploration by radically reducing its cost”. Although the true mission of the Grasshopper program is not public, in the event that a massive man-made asteroid, comet, or meteoroid-like structure was being constructed in space just above the Earth, reusable fuel cells would be needed to project the given object back into the Earth’s atmosphere in a slow, fiery and believable fashion. The command and control exerted over the Grasshopper rockets is quite extraordinary as they can launch and land upright in the exact same fashion. As witnessed on August 14, 2013, when a SpaceX’s Grasshopper test rocket successfully flew sideways, the Grasshopper is essentially a massive remote-controlled rocket that can be directed any which way. This type of fluidity and control would definitely be needed in order to guide a fake Doomsday asteroid or comet across the sky and into the ocean in a manner which does not draw any suspicion by the billions watching around the world with baited breath. As witnessed on November 18, 2013, when NASA’s Atlas V rocket was loaded with 50,000 gallons of liquid oxygen and launched into space, the fuel within this rocket and that of the 10 or so rockets which have launched thus far in 2013 could be used to fuel the man-made Doomsday asteroid. One in space, the rocket fuel could theoretically be transferred and stored in a secondary location such as International Space Station (ISS) for future use. Once the Doomsday asteroid mission was given the official green light, the fuel could then be injected into the 50 or so Grasshopper-like rockets that will likely make up the Doomsday comet. Coincidentally, the Grasshopper VTVL vehicle uses many of the same rocket parts that SpaceX employs for its official spaceflight missions with NASA and the ISS, making the likelihood of collusion on a undercover project such as a man-made asteroid all the more feasible. In a telling sign that a “Deep Impact” strike in the Pacific Rim of Fire is upon us, the official video released by SpaceX of a Grasshopper launch was accompanied by Johnny Cash’s “Ring of Fire”.

ASTEROID EXHAUST
The easiest way to tell if an asteroid is fake is by looking at its vapor trail (or lack thereof). Because real asteroids are driven by gravity, they have no exhaust or vapor trail. However, in order to program scientists for a fire breathing asteroid, it was reported on January 22, 2014, that the Ceres asteroid vents a water vapor, a laughable notion to be sure. This pseudo-science report was quickly followed by another on March 26, 2014, which stated that astronomers found the first asteroid with rings. Aside from the fact that these finding go against everything known about asteroids, they have been disseminated because a man-made asteroid attack will produce a noticeable exhaust trail. This is because a man-made asteroid is in essence many rockets which have been molded together to look like an asteroid.