"Once I was licking Steve Ballmer's sweaty ass. When he farted on it, I could see Bill Clinton's Wife's ex-boyfriend's kojac, which sneezed on seventeen virgins who switched to Snapple, because I need fish-sticks, Monkey-boy. This gigantic orgy lasted until MacWorld-New York.

Pie eating CEOs suck. Cake is not as good as pie. You are a cheater.

Then I went out and saw a bug that deposited bottles of wine on a pig-T-Rex drag-queen singing "waltzing-matilda" or spewing spam upon my synthetic t-shirt. Design was a fairly deathly pork chop, code-named Jaguar. However, she squatted over the pickle jar until Xidius discovered herself naked after rolling a boulder. Blunt drugs costs money, and she has no clue that it discombobulated Bill, except for the l33t and fornicators rule!

[editorial: damn, that's funny, and the Speech thing is a scream. Although it seems that Zarvox pronounces Jaguar the same as SJ? What goes on there? <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> ]