So much fun with Ducks

How do you call someone who "fears with Ducks".I have this feeling before for some reasons beyond my control.They said it's delicious,i don't think so.I haven't tasted and no plans of doing so.When i grow old,i started to like ducks.Having passion on it even.Then i started to buy things designed with a duck.i got stuffed toys,pencil case,computer cover,rubber duckies,and even pictures.Whenever i see pictures of a duck,i feel so happy.Believe me,when i feel down and out,i used to talk to my duck.It's so much joy to be with my duck, my Monster Duck.How will i trust someone to confide with but the duck.I'm a product of an abused child in my younger years and abused wife when i got married.With those experiences I have been through,can you blame me to divert my feelings to such creature?Now,tell me, how do you call a person who is in love with a duck?

My mom was crazy about ducks, in fact she had ducks on most everything in the house. I couldn't get over all of her ducks. She even bought silverware with ducks on them just so she would have something that matched her duck dinnerware. Just be careful though that your collecting doesn't become an addiction like it did with my mom.