Imgur user Penguillion posted a long text exchange he had with a man named Jon looking for a woman named Lynn. It’s not clear how Jon got this number or whether Lynn gave him an “escape” number. It is very clear that Penguillion had a free night. He ran a bath, shaved his leg, and took Jon for a ride on the troll train. It went so far, I’m kind of wondering is Penguillion maybe trolled himself a little, too? Like, this is ridiculous:

The exchange ends there for us, but I like to think that these two ended up resolving their differences and going out for a drink. They’re both so deeply invested, it seems like there’s potential for a friendship here.