These guys sell a 1/4-scale RC King Tiger tank, perfect for tearing around the neighborhood. Six feet long, nearly 600 pounds. Uses electric motor rather than gasoline, which seems odd to me -- probably takes more juice to recharge it than a Chevy Volt (and that's OK). This would almost be wasted here in Arizona, where people would just think it was cool. I would have to take it back to Cambridge to have any real fun. (Yes, your neighbor can get a T-34/85 if they feel the need to respond).

Do not let the raccoons in my neighborhood know they could form an armored battalion.

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What good are they? It's not like we could march on Congress with them, or anything, since the guns don't actually work.

Can you imagine the fun of a 1/4th scale tank attack on both houses of Congress? Congressbozos and staffidiots shrieking and screaming and trying to find cover as the 1/4-scale shells come blasting through their office windows blowing up their fine congressional decor?