Matt Damon Looks Like The Guy Who Taught You Chemistry

Here’s Matt Damon perfecting his craft as a schlub who blows the whistle on a price-fixing scam in The Informant. I love when the prettyboys fug themselves up for their art. That’s Jason Bourne! He’s a chameleon! He’s also the guy who used to pick his nose with his car keys during an exam when he thought everyone was concentrating on their tests and wasn’t looking. We see you, Mr. (name omitted to protect the innocent)!