The Ministry of Slack is an outreach ministry for the Church of the SubGenius. We're here to spread the good news that the "World may end tomorrow and you may die!". To be a little more succinct; we're not the church- we're simply a big loud mouth yelling at you about it. Now go send that $30US to "Bob" and get yourself some of that sweet, sweet slack before it's too late!

If you'd like to know more about the Church of the SubGenius, or if you already do and simply need a SLACK recharge, go to: http://subgenius.com/index.htm

Don't know when the MoS is on in your part of the world? Go to the Time Zone Checker and find out!

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The Ministry of Slack mission statement: Find latent SubGeniuses, introduce them to SLACK and "BOB", and get them to pay their $30US to the Church of the SubGenius.

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If you like this show, here's a few more SubGenius shows you might like.

"The Hour of Slack" hosted by Rev. Ivan Stang. This is the mothership of SubGenius shows.

This Ministry is dedicated to finding those poor, lost, latent Yeti souls that have not yet learned of their one true SAVIOR, J.R. "BOB" DOBBS. By the way, if you see "Bob", please tell him that the mail is piling up at the Church of the SubGenius' headquarters in Cleveland and Rev. Stang wishes he'd stop in and catch up on it.
Products:
Buttons!
Magnificent buttons emblazoned with the Ministry of Slack logo. Each button is blessed by a Subgenius minister! The button is fully functional and has been reported to be able to STOP A BULLET!

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Also available: MoS Credentials of Ministry

Be the first kid on your block to be a member of this rapidly growing schizm! You get a certificate (suitable for framing) signed by rev.x with your SubGenius reverend's name on it!

It's a membership granted for LIFE!*

This is also a dollar payable to the address above.

The Church of the SubGenius
P.O. Box 181417, Cleveland Hts.
OH. 44118-1417 for more information.