A musician whose songs all sound the same, lacking originality. The lyrics are very generic and are meaningless for the most part. The amount of songs consisting of party lyrics and just unrelatable topics swamps the only two or three good songs this musician produced. A musician who should invest in a new songwriter.

Person 1: "Lady Gaga used to be my fave, but lately her music is just unrelatable and the lyrics make no sense!"
Person 2: "It's almost as bad as Taylor Swift!"
Person 1: "I know! She's turned into such a Jon G!"

Denim thong - natural evolution of jorts. Typical jongs maintain the belt loops, front/rear pockets, and zipper or button fly to create a versatile yet stylish thong that is also rugged enough to withstand the rigors of the day-to-day urban lifestyle. Male versions require addition of a sown-in banana hammock for comfort and the protection of small children. Caution: Expect irritation in normal chaffing areas followed by calluses after repeated use.

Everything about Jong you've heard is wrong, jong is a word that simply cannot be defined. Some things are so good that they are simply "jong". Used to describe the jongness of an inanimate object. Usually associated with gnarly waves, mouth-watering foods, and things of such nature.