Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all. They could be carried.
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk!
t's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

ravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...

SHE'S A WITCH!
What makes you think she's a witch?!
Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!

Old woman.
Man.
Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?
I'm 37.
What?
I'm 37. I'm not old.
Well I can't just call you "man".
Well you could say "Dennis".
I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
I did say sorry about the "old woman", but from behind you looked...
What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior.
Well I am king.
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

Everyone who is a gamer should have already experienced the "Sphinktor Reflex Syndrom". Side effects include, muscle spasm in the glute region, involuntary muscle movements in the quads, abdominal, and arm regions when experiencing difficult game play, eyelidsnotclosingism, and more.

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Smiling is infectious.

Give, expecting nothing thereof. ------------ BoD - Come have some fun!Folks will always come and go, so enjoy them while they're meant to be in your life.

The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm.
from lord of the rings i am not mistaken.

also,

i watch legend of the seeker (atm , i have read 7 books of The Laws of Magic, love em)

Zedd makes some very strange but amusing quotes:

To gain ground , you sometimes must slow down.

To see what there is not visible, see the world around it.

Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anyting. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool

Bags! (just seeing the word makes me laugh )

there are more of them.. but my vision seems to be clouded

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She provides for me, my city does. She gives me everything I need.
Somebody get me a tie! I don't care what kind, it sure as hell better be red!

"You better watch your fricken self, cause this is one doctor who doesn't make house calls."

Casey Miller from South Park

"My friends always say, dear Casey, your voice is like butter to my ears, please find a way to get that audible chocolate on the airwaves. Well, here I am, and hopefully I'll be the kid, with the job."

"Im tryin out, and drying out, in the sultry summer sun, that is my voice."

"What's happening here is, my face is on the bus, and the bus isnt sure whether it should move, because my face is on the bus."

Jerry Seinfeld

"Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and
how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better
self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not
to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are
to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing."