It’s almost unfair just how hot model Barbara Palvin is. I’m in the right mind to file some kind of complaint letter to an international body full of stodgy people somewhere in Europe about how, um, constricted, Barbara makes me feel when I gaze upon her supremely sextastic female form.

Just look at her in this new Victoria’s Secret spread and tell me this isn’t some kind of cruel and unusually punishment for the 99.99% of us who will never have the indulgence of removing her bra and panties ourselves. Though I am imagining it this very instant and it is quite heavenly. Maybe I’ll hold off on that letter. Figuring out postage to Europe is always a major pain in the ass anyhow. Enjoy.