A magic mountain found in northern Mexico with a child factory at the top. This place is the most common place for couples to get their children from. To get to the top you must pass several obstacles and challenges including a rhyming donkey and solve it's riddle. You may also encounter some giant trolls and defeat them in a heated battle to death of GIANT chess. Should the parents accomplish these tasks, they may submit an order to the midget secretary at the top and have their baby straight away paying of 5 minimum wages (5 pesos).

Juan: Maria, do you want to make a baby?

Maria: Not really, it's probably more interesting to climb cerro de la silla and get one.