The Needle: Celebs, They’re Just Like Us

Celebrity Bikeshare: The Bulls' guard Derrick Rose is too injured to play against the Wizards in the first-round playoff series, but he was spotted touring the District on a Capital Bikeshare bike today. Great use of public transportation, but next time, wear a helmet! +3

Photo Leak: Earlier this week, WUSA9's Russ Ptacek chronicled on Twitter his stakeout of Councilmember Muriel Bowser's office as he unsuccessfully tried to score an interview with the mayoral nominee. Apparently, at least one of the photos from the day just looked like he was taking a piss. -2

Never Forget: At least one pile of snow in Reston still hasn't melted from this year's brutal winter. Let's hope it meets its demise soon. -1

Fairytale Endings: The opening night party for STK steakhouse would have been a nightmare if it hadn't ended with a burger from Shake Shack. +/-0