In the mid-90s, Jamiroquai (which is iroquai for “Will Not Leave Your Ears“) pretty much ruled the world with that Virtual Insanity shit. You could not escape it, because it was everywhere. At one point, I think my asshole started humming Virtual Insanity, because my farts sounded just like it. And even my piss tinkles sounded like the chorus of that song. Sometimes when I get on a moving walkway at an airport, I pretend I’m in that video. It’s a mess.

Well, Jay Kay from Jamiroquai is back in a big way! And by that I mean that he’s doing Cup Noodle commercials in Japan. Apparently, they dubbed his ass to sing, “I am hungry, I am hungry, I like Cup Noodle, I don’t need other one.”

And not only has that song returned to my head like a herpes outbreak, but now I have a craving for raw Cup Noodles. I mean, who actually cooks that shit?

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