11.02.2010

CJ Brown is the Smoothest, Youngest-Looking Retiree Ever

I feel like the Fire missed a massive opportunity here to use Eminem's "Cleaning Out My Closet" as the intro music here. Maybe it was just too expensive to go with but I would like to think that there was someone really art-damaged involved in the creative process who decided not to because that would have been too "lamestream" and obvious.

But is CJ Brown really an Eminem type of dude? Prolly not. He seems too smooth for that mall-thug sh*t. I bet as soon as he got home from emptying out his locker he put on some white linen pants, maybe a pair of mandals and listened to the latest Eric Benet record while pouring himself a glass of brown liquor.