Reese Witherspoon is Probably Pregnant

Over the past few weeks, Reese Witherspoon has looked like this and this despite being a jogging enthusiast who looked like this just before getting married to Jim Toth. Which probably explains why she really didn’t want to be photographed leaving her doctor’s office yesterday with a prominent baby bump that I’m sure we’ll all hear is another attack by the angles and weird shirt conglomerate. However, keep in mind Reese Witherspoon is 35, and if she’s going to have another kid, now’s the time to do it without.. how do I put this sensitively? Shatting a retard baby like Sarah Palin did. Which is probably the least inflammatory way I could’ve said that. I’m like a pregnant lady whisperer, soothing my herd. “Shhh, there, there, cow. There, th- Oh, God, stampede! WHAT DID I SAY?!”

We all know this is a liberal site. But Slyvester Stallone has a (what you call a retarded child). Why pick on Sarah Palin? There’s alot women who have kids over 40 and don’t have mentally challenged children. Someone needs a timeout from there writing in the corner.

Stallone’s son is autistic, which I don’t think has anything to do with the age of the mother when she gives birth, so your analogy is inapt. But even if it weren’t, Sarah Palin is surely the most famous mother of a Down’s Syndrome child. I can’t think of any other celebrities who I know have children with DS, and certainly none of them has trotted one in front of the cameras as much as Palin has. So, yes, Sarah Palin is the go-to example of a mother of a child with Down’s Syndrome.

Since “Slyvester” Stallone’s child is autistic, his former wife didn’t have kids when she was over 35, and he never dragged any of his kids into the public eye, substituting him for Sarah Palin goes nowhere fast – but thanks for playing.

Because Down’s syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality, which autism is not, there’s a far greater risk of it occuring in later-in-life pregnancies, which is why “alot women who have kids over 40″ are advised to get amniocentesis, which is NOT such an issue for younger expectant mothers. ” Alot women over who have kids over 40 don’t have mentally challenged children”, but then some women over 40 choose to terminate pregnancies when there’s birth defects involved. The risk for Down’s for a woman of 45 is roughly 1 in every 30 pregnancies – not great odds, so define “alot”, wouldja?

And if “not having a stick up the ass” = “liberal”, fine – I’ll go with that.
Or I will just as soon as you tell me what the political equivalent is for a humorless douchebag who doesn’t know “there” from “their”.

Hey “Doctor” thanks for playing… 1 in 30 odds aren’t bad? Those are considered catastrophic odds in medicine. Moron. And do you know why the numbers are so “low”? Because most women’s eggs are so screwed up at that age that the embryo is about as viable as you are intelligent. If you are going to knock someone on an internet forum, atleast use wikipedia correctly. What a joke

MILF, if you read it again, you’ll notice that “alot” and “Alot women etc.” is in quotes. That’s because
A) I know how to spell “a lot” which the previous poster I was referring to doesn’t,
and
B) if you didn’t pick up on that, forget about aspiring to being a spelling queen, because you’ve totally missed the point in a forest-for-the-trees sort of thing.

TomFrank has already taken have of the Down-Down’s thing most capably. Consider yourself gently admonished – you got off lucky. This time.

BTW, not that I have EVER brought It up BUT, but my son is HowYOUsay, Retarded? My friend was over 35 and had an Autistic child, Jenny McCarthy, Brendan Frasier and (no one talks about it cause he had the “Scientology Magic” but…) even John Travolta’s deceased son was rumored to be challenged. Also, I heard that’s why Johnny Depp is such a recluse(not him, his kid). There are a lot of reasons to have an amniocenblahblahblah, but sometimes that can CAUSE the issue in kids. Especially in youger moms. BTW…Speaking(for once and then I’ll drop it) as a handicapped kid’s mom I would like to say Palin kinda HIDES her kid. She could do a lot for awareness with that big ass(ignorant) mouth of hers. It’s hard carrying a weight like this. I find myself coming to places like this to blow of my mean. But, If I dont laugh, I cry…or stab someone ;O) j/k)

Are you kidding? Guys who can say stuff like this with a straight face usually have throngs of women coming after them because they want to be the one to break him of his wily ways or something like that.

How is the SyFy channel taking it? Is Ryan Phillipe still going to be able to keep their next movie on schedule? “Ryan, Ryan, come out of your trailer, we’re running late and these Gatorsaurus special effects are going to take at least a week of post.”

The writing on this site used to be funny, now it is as if an eighth grader is behind the keyboard. You have officially jumped the shark. Time to give it up if making fun of retarded children is the best you can do.

retarded children are hilarious. I don’t know why you hate them, but some of us don’t hide them in the closet and pretend they don’t exist. we treat them like we treat everyone else…like people. People we’re making fun of.

To put it as mildly as I can….Who gives a fuck? First a story about Rodney King getting arrested and then some supposition that a married woman of child bearing years is pregnant…..Fish has shat out a retarded little bundle of …..well, SHIT!

Palin and her ghost baby that no one ever saw her pregnant with. lol
Damn well know that baby is the daughter’s also, that is why she was out of high school for two years.
It probably has the symptoms that it has because either the father or the brother knocked her up.

I have been reading your site since 2006 and have referred many people to your webpage over the years. I’m not a politically motivated person, but your comment on Sarah Palin’s child really disappointed me and made me ashamed to be a reader of this site. Please remove the statement or I will discontinue reading and promoting your blog.

Such drama! Will Fish give in to the demands? Will Long Time Reader pack up his things and go? Will Reese be spotted with a bag full of wire coat hangers? Are they for her, or is she sending them to the cast of Teen Mom?Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion!

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Why so serious? Fish makes a valid point about the consequences of older women having babies and the statistical increase in babies with Downs Syndrome . He just dit it in a tasteless , sophomoric way , which I enjoy .
It’s Funny!
If you need taste and normative comments , I’m sure US today people would be the right destination

“older women”?!? she’s only 35, people, get a grip!
and it’s not like it’s her first child, most of the statistics quoted here are based on first time moms being over 40-45. she’ll have a nice healthy baby and she’s already a great mom.