Top 12 Fanny Pack Hacks - Just Kidding. Put. The. Fanny Pack. Down.

Matthew McConaughey is wearing one, so why can’t I? The answer to this seemingly rhetorical question is “You’re not Matthew McConaughey.” And besides, just because he’s a big shot Hollywood star, doesn’t necessarily mean he should rock the fanny pack either.

Yes, you can fit your Nokia in there. Hell, why don’t you pack your iPad as well, while you’re at it. Bring it on that camping trip next summer and snap some pictures of the whole family.

If there’s one piece of advice we can give you here, it’s that unless you are a senior Junior Baseball League coach, a rainforest wildlife photographer or Richard Simmons, steer clear of the fanny pack. You’ve been warned.

And if you need 12 more reasons not do so, take these pictures as a warning -- organized from “Come on, man” to “Dear God, no.”