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Diggin’ in the crates

It seems Randy is sick and tired of being called “big gay randy”. He wants a better nickname. I think he believes the “big gay” thing is driving potential dates away. I’m pretty sure that has absolutely nothing to do with it, but I’ll humor the poor bastard.

From now on Randy is to be known as, or by, one of the following “I’m a pussy and don’t like my nickname” new and improved aliases:

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

My nicknames include Hennessey (thank you BruceDickMan.com), Unrestrained, Anger Management, and that guy that needs to quit getting so pissed off. Then again, it ain’t so bad being angry whiskeed up and unrestrained. ‘least I’m not big gay dan.

…and Randy, if you show up at a bowling alley in Vegas with a t-shirt that says, “I’m Big Gay Randy”, well man, you are in fact, Big Gay Randy.

I like all man Randy out of that bunch, here are some others: for the Republicans: Big Closeted Randy, for the Kids: Candy In My Pants Randy, for the curious: I’m not gay but am willing to learn Randy, for Randy: Smilin’ Randy