This poem is told from Flintheart Glomgold's point of view as he describes how close he has come to unseating Scrooge McDuck for the title of "World's Wealthiest Duck" again and again, only to fall short, and he's fed up with being on the losing end.

Scrooge McDuck travels to an alternate universe and sees how his life might have been if he had married Glittering Goldie. Based on the comics of Barks and Rosa but DuckTales fans should enjoy it, too.