Good thing our new microwave has a fancy bacon setting, otherwise I'd Baby Burn the crap out of this bacon on the griddle.

Pacifier Sniping: The act of removing a pacifier (AKA "bink") from a sleeping baby's mouth without waking the baby.

It's been 30 minutes. Sneak back in there and snipe the pacifiers.

You have to snipe the binks or they'll wake up when it falls out of their mouth.

Company Information

FOR INVESTORS:

Twincorporated is a vibrant new company at home in both the legacy media and social media sectors. Although not a "startup" in the traditional sense due to lack of employees and funding, Twincorporated is poised to succeed in a number of existing and emerging markets.

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Twincorporated was originally founded as Tim Inc. in 2013. Twincorp acquired Tim Inc. in a hostile takeover on October 6th, 2015. Tim Inc. records can be found below.

About the author

Timothy J. Malm is a career-less vagabond who has been declined employment due to personality suitability tests at Farmers Insurance, AT&T, and Outback Steakhouse. He has been a lawyer, restauranteur, paperboy, and bean-picker. The longest running job Tim has ever held was a five-year stint at Dairy Queen; yet he stridently maintains he could do almost any job better than most people. The memos and correspondence from Twincorporated are not only thoughts Tim has had, but likely were spoken aloud to no one in particular while showering, walking the dog, or grocery shopping.