Stewie Griffin, the matricidal toddler who was at a time fixated on world domination and killing his mother, has softened up over the years. While the evil genius slant has recently eroded in favor of a less likeable insecure closet homosexual persona, Stewie remains one of the most recognizable and interesting characters on Family Guy.

His highly elaborate evil schemes have been the highlight of many memorable episodes. Carefully calculated using scientific methods that only Stewie himself would understand (they're well beyond the comprehension of the general populace), here's a highly accurate listing of Stewie's 10 most diabolical, evil plans.

Stewie does not like broccoli. Now that's a perfectly normal sentiment for a toddler, but evil Stewie demands more than just avoiding said vegetable. Evil Stewie decides to build a weather control device in order to take control of the atmosphere and freeze broccoli crops.

It's elaborate, creative, and brimming with all the bravado that would make any fledgling evil genius feel envious. It's also one of Stewie's finest diabolical moments in the series. Despite all the numerous evil-doing attempts throughout the seasons, none of Stewie's later plans have such an elaborate yet elegant set-up for such a seemingly daunting childhood food-related dilemma.

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