_________________"Hey! The secret to health, happiness, a successful marriage and a booming business is simple. All you need is puns! No more trotting out boring old "Good morning" and "Goodnight". When you greet people, do it with a smile and a bit of horseplay. Try a "Good marening" or a "Goodneight"! Before long, you'll be the most popular punner in the town, neigh, the world! Remember: you'll be galloping your way towards happiness with laughter as your steed."

"Do you even lift?""Yes, I do. Has anyone else had enough of this chick?"Everyone nodded their consent."Hey, learn to take a jo-- wait, put me dow--"

Aboi was lifted into the chamber.

[kill Aboi]

Aboi was:

Dear Aboi, you are Haru.

You don't NEED powers to break bitches! How DARE anyone insinuate otherwise!You win when the town wins.

"Alright, let's see what this person's up to...""And where do you think YOU'RE going, Alpar?"Alpar started to turn around. "THERE YOU ARE LEO YOU BAS-- you're female too.""Yep.""That's... a gun, then.""Yep.""I'm going to KILL YOU." she spat."Save it. March.""KILL YOU."

Alpar raged against the machine.

[kill Grash]

Grash was:

Dear Grash, you are Alpar.

Your speech becomes less and less coherent when you're angry, and you are VERY angry right now. Your vote can't be understood due to your boundless rage. However, you also have the advantage(?) of being Asian, and having very small breasts. As a result, you are able to get into places others can't and spy on them and their actions.You win when the town wins.

3 days, Zyq is alive and no deaths have been stopped?This is... odd.[vote Zyq]

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_________________"Hey! The secret to health, happiness, a successful marriage and a booming business is simple. All you need is puns! No more trotting out boring old "Good morning" and "Goodnight". When you greet people, do it with a smile and a bit of horseplay. Try a "Good marening" or a "Goodneight"! Before long, you'll be the most popular punner in the town, neigh, the world! Remember: you'll be galloping your way towards happiness with laughter as your steed."