The beast fights have returned - vote to determine which will survive!

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--------------------------------------------------The MBDM is an annual tradition around Drabble'land. It represents an open discussion of bi-weekly match-ups between imaginary 'Mega-Beast' monsters, argued over on a bi-weekly, drunken podcast by bi-curious, weepy hosts Norm, Bo, Kendall, Luke, and Adam.
--------------------------------------------------A gallery of veteran beasts, seasons 1 - 4, can be seen here. Most are dead now. Don't be sad though; they were never really alive.

ROU Killing Time wrote:Hard8 gonna pwn all you biotches then go hit the craps tables in Vegas.

Sorry ROU, this Deathmatch is only big enough for one cephalopod-type creature. Like Admiral Perry at the gates of Japan, Super-Dreadnaughtilus simply won't take no for an answer. It's time for Hard8 to hit the bricks.

A confounding beast which wields a probability altering ability and supreme defensive prowess to repel all attacks.

This is a 4-way fight. Being an intelligent "creature", Hard8 will simply defend all attacks until one is left. I mean, it's in the friggin' description! Then will kill the remaining fool with a deadly snake bite.