Hi. I hope you’re well. I really like that your hooman made you a website. Mine hasn’t done that for me *yet*. He thinks that just because I have my own Facebook page, that that is an acceptable standing. It isn’t. And I don’t want to be inconsiderate, he buys me the best food ever and he gets me kitty treats. I have all sorts of tall things to climb on. I have three litter boxes. It’s nice. . . but I have to share EVERYTHING with these two other guys. They’re so stupid. Boys are dumb. And they have gold fur. Who the hell has gold fur? That’s so 1990’s. Anyway, I really like your website and I think you’re the coolest cat ever.

Purr! Thank you for being such a fan! I do agree that lack of a website is unacceptable, but could you imagine life without that “catio”/sun-bathing balcony you have at your disposal? Scott tries to open the windows for me despite how cold it is outside, but it’s incomparable to your feline-friendly resort. So don’t feel too bad. A website is great, but still a consolation prize.

As for having to share. Yeah, that sucks. Maybe you want to kill them both, and use them as furry beanbag chairs.

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I'm a computer programmer, indie filmmaker, amateur photographer, but most importantly, I own a cat. I have a sense of humor that leans toward absurdism, which you'll see in both my creative writing, and my photos.