Re: The Post Deuce Check-In Thread

Did I ever tell you about the time I had surgery on my asshole? Not making this up. really happened, a few years ago. talk about building character.

Dear Tom,
Huge favor to ask here, pal... I understand that you'd prefer a Post Deuce report, and I'd really, really love to give you one, BUTT... I've had a hitch in my get-a-long for the past day and a half. Would it be okay with you if I just pulled up a STOOL and sat in here until everyone else's stories have stimulated a movement out of me?
Sincerely,
No Dice Yet

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Re: The Post Deuce Check-In Thread

Originally Posted by SoulDischarge

Something about certain board members needing to come in here after every post or something. Because their posts are shit. Is the joke.

Not anywhere even close Patrick. Pay attention. This thread is a direct response to, and crude parody of, Neighborhood Creep's "Post Here After You've Had an Orgasm" thread. Which is a really stupid thread. It gives the algunzes of the board the opportunity to tell us all, again, for the umpteenth time that they are a functioning human being capable of the same reproductive acts as any other mammal in must or estres; they can fuck and they are damned proud of that fact. For a fair share of the board members the ability to fuck (and, perhaps more importantly, the ability to attract someone of same/opposite gender, depending on preference) defines a core element of their self-image: "Fucking is cool, and so telling people I fuck will make me look cool." Except, as I know you know, the opposite is pretty much the case. The need to boast about fucking reveals an inner insecurity; the posters post when they've had an orgasm as much to reassure themselves as to show off to the rest of us. The act of fucking, and the corollary act of telling everyone on a public message board about fucking, serves to temporarily quiet those interior voices reminding them of some long-past rejection or abuse.

As with reproduction, mammals also share similar (though by no means identical) digestive systems. But no one boasts of taking a shit (at least no one in this demographic) -- there are typically not the issues of self-worth tied up in defecation as there are in sexuality. It's pretty much a mundane physical act. So starting a thread about it is inherently and obviously absurd. I did so with an eye toward throwing that same absurd light on NC's orgasm thread: acknowledging the physical parallels while ignoring the conspicuous differences in how the two acts are socialized serves to cast in plain light the pathetic absurdity of those who seek self-confirmation via public proclamations of normal human activity.

Re: The Post Deuce Check-In Thread

Originally Posted by TomAz

Not anywhere even close Patrick. Pay attention. This thread is a direct response to, and crude parody of, Neighborhood Creep's "Post Here After You've Had an Orgasm" thread. Which is a really stupid thread. It gives the algunzes of the board the opportunity to tell us all, again, for the umpteenth time that they are a functioning human being capable of the same reproductive acts as any other mammal in must or estres; they can fuck and they are damned proud of that fact. For a fair share of the board members the ability to fuck (and, perhaps more importantly, the ability to attract someone of same/opposite gender, depending on preference) defines a core element of their self-image: "Fucking is cool, and so telling people I fuck will make me look cool." Except, as I know you know, the opposite is pretty much the case. The need to boast about fucking reveals an inner insecurity; the posters post when they've had an orgasm as much to reassure themselves as to show off to the rest of us. The act of fucking, and the corollary act of telling everyone on a public message board about fucking, serves to temporarily quiet those interior voices reminding them of some long-past rejection or abuse.

As with reproduction, mammals also share similar (though by no means identical) digestive systems. But no one boasts of taking a shit (at least no one in this demographic) -- there are typically not the issues of self-worth tied up in defecation as there are in sexuality. It's pretty much a mundane physical act. So starting a thread about it is inherently and obviously absurd. I did so with an eye toward throwing that same absurd light on NC's orgasm thread: acknowledging the physical parallels while ignoring the conspicuous differences in how the two acts are socialized serves to cast in plain light the pathetic absurdity of those who seek self-confirmation via public proclamations of normal human activity.

I wasn't explaining your joke. I was explaining my joke.

Related topic: if I eject semen from my rectum, which thread should I post in?