Albums and Ep’s released in 2000 that were not eligible in making the TOP 10 in 2001 which would have if they were in released in 20011. Coldplay – –Parachutes2. Placebo – — Black Market Music3. PJ Harvey – –Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea4. Tricky – — Mission Accomplished

How the Mighty have fallen award. (When Bad albums happen to great artists)1. Mick Jagger – –Goddess in the Doorway2. Tricky – –Blowback

3. Aerosmith’s performance on The Super Bowl halftime show with Britney Spears and N-Sync. 20 lashes with a wet noodle.

Opportunists of The Year
1. A 4 way tie between George W. Bush, John Ashcroft, George Pataki and Rudi Guiliani for profiting on the panic and the fear of the American People after the Sept. 11th Attack. Talk about an American Ruse.

Whiny Of The Bitch – – Lars Ulrich of Metallica for complaining about Napster and having it shut down.

Just Plain Pathetic – – Mick Jagger pushing 60 and still shaking his ass as if he were 25. Oh man, give it up already.

Unintentionally Funny Moments of The Year (Tie)
Mariah Carey’s Breakdown on Total Request Live! “Seeing a Pop Diva Become a has-been and washed up on Live TV? Priceless!”

Mick Jagger’s Single and Video “God Gave Me Everything That I Want?” Yeah he gave you everything except eternal youth Mick.

Still waiting for their next album to be released?
My Bloody Valentine. II years and counting!
Emitt Rhodes, 29 years and Counting,