Biggest Celeb Beauty Train Wrecks of All Time

These stars have earned themselves a one-stop ticket to the beauty hall of shame thanks to their awful celebrity hairstyles and more

Next station stop: Hollywood beauty disaster lane. Please check any previous celebrity attachments and place any personal feelings of guilt in the overhead compartment. Now, relax, sit back and enjoy feasting your eyes on celebrities that just can't stop themselves from sporting scary makeup looks and terrifying hairstyles. They're tacky, they're wacky, they're truly rough when it comes to beauty.

Before our trip, a couple of small (safety) disclaimers: No. 1: We here at Total Beauty are aware of the fact that it must be hard to have your picture taken all the time, especially when you're not feeling, acting or looking your best. No. 2: We acknowledge that there is a difference between high-fashion, cutting edge beauty choices, and plain old beauty disasters trying to pass as avant garde. No. 3: We are pretty confident that all of the ladies that have garnered "train wreck" status, have made their careers based on the idea that any press is good press.
Also note, these bright-shining beacons of beauty blunders should not be outcast from any sort of pretty committee -- they're just being recognized for the fact that they continue to laugh in the face of big beauty no-no's every chance they get. And just so you know, these beauty train wrecks have not only made one regrettable bad hair decision or makeup collision, or even one plastic surgery slip up. These ladies are all-out repeat beauty disaster offenders. Some are in recovery and should be applauded for their recent "get it together" efforts, but others, well, not so much. But, at least if they don't learn from their own mistakes, we're all learning from them.

So without further ado, let's take a little trip to the beauty hall of shame and indulge ourselves with some pure, good ol' fashioned celebrity beauty judgment.

Some of these female celebrrities would look SO much better if they just took a hot shower, scrubbed their faces, and washed their hair. No amount of plastic surgery, expensive makeup artists and hairstylists, fake-n-bake tans, and/or designer duds can make them beautiful unless their personal grooming habits improve. Don\'t these ladies have stylists, or at least a good friend honest enough tell them how terrible they look? It\'s worth noting that some of these women have substance abuse issues. There\'s a lot to be said for looking healthy and fresh, no matter what your age is.. Kate Middleton is a perfect example of this.

For Amy, Liza, Lindsay, and Courtney, the problem is not about train-wreck hairdos. They have given their lives/souls to drugs and alcohol. The train wreck is their psychological well-being. Hair means nothing when your soul is gone. And we lost a woman with a true gift from God because of it - Amy. Where are there friends? Where are people who truly care about them? I think Ke$ha and Britney have psychological problems, too. There self-esteem is so low, they resort to thinking trailer park chic is good. Instead of seeming sexy and talented, they seem like tramps. These women have become the way they are by allowing us, the public, to tell them who they should be and what they should look like. I'd rather focus on the positive.

omg chill out, everyone. this article is just saying on certain occasions how bad these celebs looked. this means amy, britney, tyra, etc. lindsay, cher, and heidi are bad all the time because of their plastic surgeries. but no need to get your panties in a bunch.

I did not like this article at all. First of all, I strongly agree with many previous commenters that it is in extremely poor taste to mock Amy, even if this was written before her death, those who chose to reuse this article are still responsible. Besides that, these are all grown women! Their appearance is their business! And some of them are clearly very sick. I don't know Heidi personally, and I don't claim to, but I think she must have some BDD. I'm willing to bet the picture of Courtney you used as an example was before she got clean, and Lindsay is a well known drug abuser. This whole article leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Very dissapointing, Total Beauty.