When you’re a lesbian, you plan for a baby for years. You make sure you have a good job, a good home, a good partner… a good donor. You find all of those things, and when you’re five thousand dollars in and still have no baby to show for it, you start to think about having unprotected straight sex with unprotected straight strangers.

And then you start a blog to talk yourself off the ledge. This is that blog.