Granted. I steal them, leading to the genocidal killings of China, Cuba, and the French. You said 'go nuts.' So, I went nuts.I wish for free cookies for everybody!EDIT: For the record, I was attacking North Korea because I can. Not because they may or may not be defenseless, but because nobody can stop Grenade Rain. NORTH KOREA, WHERE IS YOUR KIM JUNG-IL NOW, HUH?

_________________"As I look up from the groundI see darkness all aroundAnd I'm lost but can be found up in the skyGoodbye"

Granted, but your fingers get caught in the doorframe as you return home. So now you can't play.I wish for the new Eeveelution announcement to be fake (bored of Eeveelutions).

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The chill of death, the heart of a metalhead. A lonerebel.I'm a competitive battler, ask me if you have any questions on competitive battling or want advice on Ubers teambuilding.Credit to DragoBoy for the banner!The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed!

Granted, that's not really a Pokémon and it was a joke. What's really happening is that all the Pokémon in X/Y, other than starters and legendaries, are eeveelutions and the only wild Pokémon are eevee.

Granted, Highlight to view spoiler.it rains 10cm, which actually goes to 10ft., it then rains more, thus flooding the earth, and yes, I just put that all in a spoiler.I WISH FOR PIE!!!

P.S. I'd just like to say that, "that escalated quickly!" (of course referring to this thread)!

_________________The time has come to speak of other things, of shoes and ships and ceiling wax and cabages and kings! And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings! Kalue kalae no work today! We're cabbages and kings! Credit to Dragoboy for the AWESOME sig.!

You shouldn't post things in spoilers unless they are actually spoilers...

Anyway I'll let asdf movie handle this:

Oh, boy a pie.What flavour?PIE FLAVOUR!!!*Pie flies out of pie with cool sound effects in the background*The tiny pie flies into your mouth and chokes you. The pie slowly climbs out of your rotting throat and eats you. And that means you are on SOVIET RUSSIA. Three people are in soviet Russia and I'm not one of them...

I wish for myself to turn into a magnet while next to an indestructible wall on my left and the biggest metal thing on earth around me. This will crush me painfully but quickly. Before I turn into a magnet I will scream "I am not going to end up like Asia, continuously being destroyed by trolls!"

_________________Thanks to Dare234 for the Awesome Banner. and and and and and rock. (Get it?)PLANNING ON GETTING 1000 POSTS BEFORE OCTOBER 1ST. HELP ME BY MAKING NEW THREADS THAT I CAN SPAM IN

Granted, but none of your devices can support the new emoticons. Too bad.I wish I could win the Winter Jeopardy so I can have a custom rank.

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The chill of death, the heart of a metalhead. A lonerebel.I'm a competitive battler, ask me if you have any questions on competitive battling or want advice on Ubers teambuilding.Credit to DragoBoy for the banner!The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed!

Granted, you win the custom rank voucher and give it to Samurott. When he goes to use it, however, he find that it is invalid. Thinking that he has been tricked by you, he uses the TIME TRAVELLING LASER BEAMS!!!1! that he stole off of me to kill you in every part of time in which you exist. This results in a huge amount of paradoxes, destoying the space-time continuum yet again.We have to stop destroying the space-time continuum/world/universe. Or not, it's fun

I wish that Mr. Green had a friend called Mr. Purple.

GofD wrote:

DragoBoy wrote:

I wish that I wished that I didn't wish this wish.

Granted, here's your Final Exam. Id you dont get at least an 85 you fail your whole year.

Granted, Mr.Purple turns out to be a secret North Korean, he kills Other me, steals all his nukes, and tries to rewire them for a larger explosion radius that will destroy the whole country with only 5 nukes, but he miscalculates and accidentaly gets Heavy Metal poisoning, which therefore makes him Mr.Green.THUS!!! actually is a secret North Korean...I wish that all the paradox's that happened in this thread all joined forces and made one giant paradox of Great proportions!!!

_________________The time has come to speak of other things, of shoes and ships and ceiling wax and cabages and kings! And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings! Kalue kalae no work today! We're cabbages and kings! Credit to Dragoboy for the AWESOME sig.!

Granted, but soon after that you fall down the stairs and break your back. You're rushed to hospital, where it's discovered that your spinal chord has broken into many small pieces. You're paralysed for life.

I wish for a super-rare-awesome-chocolaty-fudge-coated-mega-super anti-backwards paradoxial paradox.

GhostPony750 wrote:

GofD wrote:

DragoBoy wrote:

I wish that I wished that I didn't wish this wish.

Granted, here's your Final Exam. If you dont get at least an 85 you fail your whole year.

Granted. You blow up. Not the universe, not the planet, just you.Also, DragoBoy, how the hell did you know I would've had that response? Time travelling laser beams is a serious thing, btw. The need to be regulated.I wish for explosions!

_________________"As I look up from the groundI see darkness all aroundAnd I'm lost but can be found up in the skyGoodbye"

Granted, the yellow turns out to be yellowCAKE Uranium, then Mr.Green (or purple, or Other me?) steals it makes Nukes for North Korea (or U.S.A if it's Other me...?) I'm very confused by all of this I wish that I had a robot that could write my paper for me perfectly

_________________The time has come to speak of other things, of shoes and ships and ceiling wax and cabages and kings! And why the sea is boiling hot, and whether pigs have wings! Kalue kalae no work today! We're cabbages and kings! Credit to Dragoboy for the AWESOME sig.!

Granted, the robot could write the paper for you, but it won't because it's a stubborn jerk.

I wish for yellow (that's not related in any way to nukes or any other form of destruction/evil etc.)

Shiny Hunter wrote:

Granted, the yellow turns out to be yellowCAKE Uranium, then Mr.Green (or purple, or Other me?) steals it makes Nukes for North Korea (or U.S.A if it's Other me...?) I'm very confused by all of this

Think of Other me as the grandmaster of everything. who reports to God if there is a God,Other me is anti-nukes and wouldn't make them for anyone, except maybe me 'cause we're sort of the same person. And why U.S.A? He's from some anti-time/space dimension Ireland (he's me)

Granted, but its new non-neutral form is overly offensive and you get banned next time you use it.I wish I could use my newly acquired Nobunaga's Black Rayquaza to rule the world.

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The chill of death, the heart of a metalhead. A lonerebel.I'm a competitive battler, ask me if you have any questions on competitive battling or want advice on Ubers teambuilding.Credit to DragoBoy for the banner!The only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed!

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