New York has a ton of people, and therefore a ton of parties. While LA may have the most predictable and regular set of scenes, New York has got new shit going on all the time, and it's hard to keep track of the huge roster of weekly and monthly [...]

It's a rag-tag, come-as-you-are kind of town that's short on huge dance-y madness and big on small-scale hipness. What it lacks in glamour it definitely makes up for in great music, unstressful scenes and trendsetting gaiety. Below is a basic overview of the parties that go down in this pretty city on a regular basis.

In a city whose subjects buy their duvets at Target to scrounge up enough money for their Bentley payments, the peroxide glare can sometimes be overwhelming. Luckily, the steady line-up of parties here hardly ever changes. So until everyone starts clamoring for that elusive party in the hills after the bars close at 2 AM, there's no need to fret about the non-existent [...]

The drunkest weekday party in Los Angeles, Rimjob at MJs offers an undulating mosh pit of go-go dancers and East Side daddies. Go to the crowded patio to watch soused bears accidentally burn the shower performers with their cigarette butts. Arrive [...]