You silly cunts! The angry Jewish male lusts after your red thumbs! Each downthumb he receives grants him yet another explosive orgasm whilst simultaneously causing him to murder adorable puppies! DO NOT AID HIM IN COMMITTING SUCH ATROCITIES!

No no no. There are types of sausage or cold cut in germany, which look like that in the stockphoto. But none of them is Salami. This is how the typical cheap salami looks in germany. The one in the Picture could be "Jagdwurst" or "Lyoner"