So I see you're all a little underwhelmed by a low key deadline day. Well don't worry, you'll get your deadline day...

......yeah you'll all get your DEADline day......

.....WHEN ASTON VILLA RELEGATE THE OTHER 19 PREM TEAMS!

I've got it all planned out, I'm going to get teleported in to CM 01/02 like Stan does in that Facebook episode of South Park, then I will change the course of Premier League history. And one more thing....in the new present day.....

Apparently DJ Campbell deal fallen through due to paperwork not being completed. They agreed the deal mid afternoon ffs. What a joke! Jerome Thomas been waiting for final permission from WBA to sign all afternoon and not happened. What a shambles we are!

Rochina & Rosado out on loan, Vuckevic released. All these Steve Kean signings are either being let go, paid off or dropped from the squad. Formica, Slew, Ribeiro, Anderson, Petrovic, Etuhu. What a shower of shite! Robinson told be to left out in the hope of getting shot after being given a new long term contract last season, and guess what, we can't let him go for free because he's got a long term deal on good money. What a fucking joke!

It's days like these I wish I'd never fucking come round on that operating table last summer to see all this shit going on with Rovers. Relegation's nothing compared to the farce of the last 6 months.