I don't want to be a meanie, but can Krissy even take a photo without it having to do with her eating? Like the ship in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Immer Essen (always eating). What is that anyway? A fabulous fake nail covered in frosting?

Kirstie seems to be smarter, saner, realer, and funnier than all the Scientologist celebs put together. Is there something going on? Like she's not really as devout as they are, or she's bound to announce a breakaway in the near future? Or she's just the exception that proves the rule?

she's been in France-Italy for most of October, maybe she senses the eventual shitstorm that the FBI has been gathering on the cult and jumped ship (her former bff Lisa Marie Presley did it after MJ's death and I'm also hearing Elisabeth Moss and Leah Remini have quietly left too)