The Other Porn: Robblog's 5 Hottest Babes

Food porn has always been good enough for us here at Eating Our Words. Show us a big, greasy burger voluptuously perched on a seedy bun, and we get all excited and our mouths get wet. Real porn seems so unappetizing by comparison.

But if you ever check out our sister HP blogs, Rocks Off and Hair Balls, you have probably noticed all the gratuitous photos of scantily clad women. (Some blogs will do anything for attention.)

On the off chance that some of you might be interested in that sort of thing, we thought we better demonstrate our lack of prudishness. Here are a few photos from the Robblog files that might arouse prurient interests among some of our baser readers. If this sort of thing offends you, please don't click any further.

1. Burger Server at Saint Dane's A great presentation can turn an average burger into an exciting dining experience, as this waitperson at Saint Dane's amply demonstrates. Just look at how much bacon is loaded on top of that cheese. Style points for purple onion rather than white. And look at that firm, fresh Kosher pickle!