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The Pumpkin Spice Mafia strikes again, this time at Walmart in Northborough:

Yes, that’s right. She saw two women wearing Hillary pants, asking strangers to join their church, and she of course reached the conclusion that they were part of a sex trafficking ring. Naturally they went to Walmart, because there are no cameras at Walmart that could catch them in the act of sex trafficking.

It’s just amazing how truly, truly stupid these people are. It’s fun to laugh at them and all, but it’s not exactly harmless either. The post was shared over 6,000 times already, and probably has been seen close to a million times. Are religious people who solicit you annoying? Yup. Does it mean they should be falsely labeled as sex traffickers? Nope.

So new policy – if you do this, we’re going to do the exact same thing to you. We are going to publicly humiliate you for being stupid. If you see Casey McNamara in public please feel free to point and laugh at her:

Because she is a stupid person, who is more than worthy of public ridicule.

She’s far from the only crusticle creature who bought into this easily debunked lie:

“They get you to go to the location they say and kid nap you.”

Yea, that’s not how kidnapping works, but OK.

And seriously, Jonestown? That’s what we’re doing now? Comparing chicks at Walmart to a cult that moved to Africa and killed 900 men, women, and children?

Luckily this gravy dumpster survived her harrowing ordeal….

The irony of her talking about people who fall for stuff is just too sweet.

Whenever someone attempted to be rational they were usually met with something like this:

“It’s been proven these people are around.”

No Debbie, it has not. The exact opposite of that has actually been proven. You should know that, as it appears you are Facebook friends with Clarence Woods Emerson. If we haven’t taught you how to identify an obvious scam then you were never really one of us to begin with.

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They’re so right, this is DEFINITELY a huge front for sex trafficking. Everyone knows that sex trafficking always takes place on the way to the frozen foods section.

According to the gravy dumpster, what the sex traffickers were doing was illegal:

Yup. It’s illegal to approach people in public and ask them questions. Totally.

And of course she wasted the police’s time with her silly, white girl, pumpkin spice bullshit:

Can the police please put out a PSA in every town, that if you waste their time and energy on your Becky shenanigans, they will make you repay the taxpayers for lost time?

More irony:

“People are so dramatic.” – Globarina who saw two women in Walmart and freaked out about sex trafficking.

I can’t even deal with this anymore…..

And don’t even try to get this ghettopoon to join your church:

Cuz she don’t play that…

Fuck yo God!!

It just kept going…..

Just another example of how 90% of the people on the Internet are mindless drones who will literally believe ANYTHING a stranger posts on Facebook. The other 10% are turtle riders. We are the smartest people on the Internet.

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Funny that so many have opinions on what they themselves haven’t thoughtfully investigated. I comment knowing that this church is no cult but quite the opposite. Have you seen their website and worldwide accomplishments? No cult can do what this church is doing and anyone that rebuttals that is a cover proves to be dull and can’t reason no matter what facts are provided. Judge by proven deeds and not paranoia driven speculation. Thoroughly investigate before posting and maybe you won’t aid in pushing a lie that travels faster than the truth english.watv.org

By the way. If you celebrate Christmas yet claim to not be religious, you are a hypocrite regardless of what excuses you have for doing so being that it is and always has been a pagan cult festival down to the gifts. Listen and search for facts no matter the presentation and you might become a better person.

They’re not exactly kidnappers, they’re idiots who have been ‘kidnapped’ themselves by a religious cult and are looking to recruit other equally stupid people. Religious old ladies don’t try to recruit me, but they look up at me and say, “Young man, God has his plans for everyone, and HE has his reasons for making you so tall (or “that big”) and I’m going to pray for you.” I could ask them what they are going to pray. Like, are they going to pray that I magically shrink down to a normal human size? I just use a flat tone of voice to say, “Thank you.” and move toward the direction of where I want to go. It’s happened at least seven or eight times in the past dozen years or so.

Spoiler alert, fatty: ain’t nobody seeking out your big fat ass to join a sex-trafficking “cult”. So shut the fuck up and continue to work on your deep throat exercises. You’re a fat chick and you need to hone your dick sucking techniques.

Social media is turning these young people into mentally ill, narcissistic nut jobs. They only o this shit to get attention, likes, comments, and shares.

These idiots are probably all in a financed 4 year adult daycare center taking only pass/fail classes. The joke is on them because they’ll be working at Starbucks for the next 20 years while paying off their debt.

JWs come to my door every few months. If not in the miidle of something I engage them in philosophical discussion for a couple of minutes and they are on their way. BFD.

It would bug me a bit inside WalMart. Walmart is very strict about soliciting on their premises.
My WalMart never lets any soliciting inside the sliding doors. Only outside, doesn’t matter the weather. I’ve rung the Salvation Army bell at Christmas freezing my butt off with a nice warm area inside only 10 feet away.

Could be Moonies. They do use “God the Mother”. Still, basically harmless.