The Top 10 Sexiest Aliens

by RisingPunOctober 20, 2008 at 4:39PM
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Tonight's Scream Awards will honor some of the best people in sci-fi. But what about the creatures that aren't people, the non-humans? Won't someone think of the aliens? You're probably writing off aliens as weird creatures you want to ignore so you can look at some choice human flesh. Well, here's a newsflash: Earth women have nothing on these alien babes.

10. Marta, Orion Slave Girl (Star Trek)

The original sexy green woman. Captain Kirk may have made out with countless alien babes, but when someone talks about Kirk macking on the green women, they're talking about Yvonne Craig. Marta is a cute little slave girl with tight green skin who knows how to dance. The Federation probably doesn't approve of alien girls being kept as slaves, but it definitely has its advantages.

9. T'pol (Star Trek)

Sure, her character is in her 60s, but that's nothing for a Vulcan science officer. T'pol is still young in the scheme of things. And no, she doesn't look like Spock. Maybe the same ears. But Jolene Blalock stretches out the front of the Starfleet uniform a little more. And much more importantly, she looks very good out of uniform. As in, dropping it on the floor. If only her Vulcan logic would let her turn towards the camera.

8. Princess Leia Organa (Star Wars)

The classic. It's hard to make a list of sexy aliens and not include the original sexy sci-fi princess. Since she was born on Alderaan, that makes her an alien. But what makes Carrie Fisher so memorable in this role was that gold bikini. It reminds us that even a fat tub of lard can have a sexy girl in a bikini chained up for his pleasure, and that's important to keep that in mind.

7. Sally Solomon (3rd Rock from the Sun)

You know, some people have been berating Kristen Johnston for being too skinny these days. Well, back on 3rd Rock, she was large and in charge as Sally Solomon. An alien completely unused to her human female body, her ample size dominated every scene she was in. She towered over many of the other characters, but still needed to be taught about her new female body. Now that's a fun lesson to teach.

6. Mary, The 3-breasted Whore (Total Recall)

Sure, she was only a bit character. Barely any lines, not much screen time at all. We don't know much about Mary, and we don't really care. What we know is this: She had her shirt off, she had three breasts (NSFW), and she was willing to have sex with you for money. Honestly, does anything else matter? Lycia Naff is easy enough on the eyes, but without the third breast, it's unlikely that she'd have made the list. You have to admit though, when it comes to breasts, more is better.