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Sunday, 3 January 2010

Sunday Stealing – The What If Meme

First impression of this one – no way! So I had a look at some of the other regular participant's posts and decided that, with my tongue planted, once again, very firmly in my cheek, I would give this a go – I do wonder though how the hell people come up with questions sometimes!

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

- That really annoying bloke on the car insurance commercials who keeps bursting into song

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

- Any manufactured pop band

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

- Moi? I'm a pacifist

4. What is your favorite cheese?

- Love it all

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

- Brie and cranberry - toasted

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

- See 6 – same answer!

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

- (Clearly this is a masculine meme!) On a handbag!!

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

- Somewhere that it's not snowing

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

- Another handbag!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?

- An offer wasted! I drink so rarely I am happy with the current availability, thank you!

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

- And Rufus is? (goes off to Google)(comes back none the wiser)I'd rather stay where I am, thanks.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

- Aaahh – peace and love rules OK – no war, no hatred, just love enough for all (Eeewwwww)

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?

- Errrr – I don't think so.

15.What is your favorite curse word?

- Being English it has to be 'Oh bother' (believe that and you'll believe absolutely everything I tell you!!)

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

- Turn over and hope they disappear

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?

- Serious answer – my laptop.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

- File my nails

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?

- Never ending energy and no tiredness

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

- Errr – see number 12

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

- Err – see number 20

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?

- Err – I didn't take up the offers!

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

- Don't go to bars!

24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!"?

- Well with all my super power energy I could float absolutely anywhere I wanted at the time.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

- Remember – I stay in the present!

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

- What's this obsession with death and stuff...

27. What's your theme song?

- Always look on the bright side of life!!!

Please Bud – try to find us old bloggers a more logical meme next week!!!

About Me

I'm a middle aged (scary phrase)blogger from Ipswich in the UK, I've recently become a quilter and I like to share my journey on here. I also rediscovered my love of crochet a year or so ago so have gone form being a lazy blogger to a busy blogger!
Oh nearly forgot - I've made some great friends throughout the blogosphere!!