Today’s story comes from the anthology Chicago Stories: 40 Dramatic Fictions, edited by Michael Czyzniejewski and published by Curbside Splendor. Forty dramatic fictions each told in the persona of famous Chicagoan from Barack Obama to Oprah Winfrey. For everyone who’s always wondered what would happen if Roger Ebert had taken Oprah Winfrey to a critics’ screening of Revenge of The Nerds for their second date.