Artemis Eclipse: You are all so fucking pathetic its ridiculous. You sound like the fucking cast of FRIENDS instead of wrestlers. Pussies.

Sagittarius Blue: Whoa, whoa, whoa... who are you calling pathetic? I mean, you really made a reference to Friends? That's the official symptom of the dreaded social disease called "No Life." Really now, Artemis Eclipse... you sound like you need a time out. The kind of time out that comes from catching an elbow to the temple.

*Archer Black slinks away... for it is not yet time for him to deal with his brother. He and Virgo silently stalk away - but not before Virgo and Pisces have a short staredown...*

Sagittarius Blue: Whoa, whoa, whoa... who are you calling pathetic? I mean, you really made a reference to Friends? That's the official symptom of the dreaded social disease called "No Life." Really now, Artemis Eclipse... you sound like you need a time out. The kind of time out that comes from catching an elbow to the temple.

*Archer Black slinks away... for it is not yet time for him to deal with his brother. He and Virgo silently stalk away - but not before Virgo and Pisces have a short staredown...*

Virgo Violet: Soon, pig... soon.

Havok: How cute, the child thinks his playmates make a difference here. In case you didn't notice, this is Best in the World not Bests Friends in the World. But no matter because I will beat the living crap out of you and each and everyone of your friends until Kali's thirst for blood is quenched

#BennysTeddy

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Mike Hawk
EWNCW World Champion (11-12-13 to 5/1/14) Vacated
Current IWA World Champion (12-15-13 to Present)
IWA Blackout Champion (3-24-13 to 4-27-14)
Former JBW Television Champion (12-2-12 to 8-2-13)
Former ICW Tag Team champion
1st and last EWA Carnage World champion

Mixed Emotions(Pride and Sorrow)
Current EWNCW World Tag Team Champions (4-19-13 to 4-26-14)
Last EWNCW Grand, Hardcore and International Tag Champions

Sagittarius Blue: Whoa, whoa, whoa... who are you calling pathetic? I mean, you really made a reference to Friends? That's the official symptom of the dreaded social disease called "No Life." Really now, Artemis Eclipse... you sound like you need a time out. The kind of time out that comes from catching an elbow to the temple.

*Archer Black slinks away... for it is not yet time for him to deal with his brother. He and Virgo silently stalk away - but not before Virgo and Pisces have a short staredown...*

Virgo Violet: Soon, pig... soon.

Artemis Eclipse: Excuse me you short little bulldog looking creature. I made a FRIENDS reference because it was popular when I was younger and not to mention it's still socially relevant. Unlike you of course. There's nothing that you can accomplish in this business except being a human pinata. The fact that you think you can reach my temple is cute.

The fact that you think I'd allow you to reach my temple is down right adorable. You're a fucking creeper. You sit here and talk astrology bullshit and you have the Rugrats follow you around like it means something. Do me a favor Sagittarius, go back to whatever little play yard you and the Little Rascals came out of and leave this place for the real men.

Havok: How cute, the child thinks his playmates make a difference here. In case you didn't notice, this is Best in the World not Bests Friends in the World. But no matter because I will beat the living crap out of you and each and everyone of your friends until Kali's thirst for blood is quenched

Sagittarius Blue: Okay, I know I'm new here, but has it occurred to you that I'm here for a reason? I mean, this is Best in the World, right? I'm here to prove that I'm the best bone-snapping, jaw-cracking, kicking, punching, breakfast-and-lunching, unstoppable, unconventional, unbelievable, uncanny wrestler in the world. And you obviously are here to show everyone that you're the best in the world at being irate, intolerable and well sir just plain miserable. I mean, you watch Friends. I rest my case. If it helps you feel better, I can break you into itty bitty pieces and send you to... Khali, right? I'm sure he/she/it will appreciate the gift.

Artemis Eclipse: Excuse me you short little bulldog looking creature. I made a FRIENDS reference because it was popular when I was younger and not to mention it's still socially relevant. Unlike you of course. There's nothing that you can accomplish in this business except being a human pinata. The fact that you think you can reach my temple is cute.

The fact that you think I'd allow you to reach my temple is down right adorable. You're a fucking creeper. You sit here and talk astrology bullshit and you have the Rugrats follow you around like it means something. Do me a favor Sagittarius, go back to whatever little play yard you and the Little Rascals came out of and leave this place for the real men.

Sagittarius Blue: Aw, look! Mr. Wilson is so grumpy today Are you mad because you got a vagina when you should have gotten a set of testicles?

I mean, let's be serious. You dish on me for talking astrology, but your last name is "Eclipse." I mean, it's possible that this is the pot calling the kettle black. Or maybe your last name is Eclipse because you're not a very bright person and you're easily overshadowed by others.

And don't worry, you won't have to allow me to reach your temple, Arty. When I snap your legs, I won't have to reach very far to hit you in the temple and turn your brains into scrambled eggs. Try again, Arty

Sagittarius Blue: Aw, look! Mr. Wilson is so grumpy today Are you mad because you got a vagina when you should have gotten a set of testicles?

I mean, let's be serious. You dish on me for talking astrology, but your last name is "Eclipse." I mean, it's possible that this is the pot calling the kettle black. Or maybe your last name is Eclipse because you're not a very bright person and you're easily overshadowed by others.

And don't worry, you won't have to allow me to reach your temple, Arty. When I snap your legs, I won't have to reach very far to hit you in the temple and turn your brains into scrambled eggs. Try again, Arty

Artemis Eclipse: You obviously have no idea who you're talking to little boy. If you did, you'd know what my name is about. I'm not explaining it to you because it's well documented. If you don't know who you're talking to, maybe you need to learn before you spew out of your little fucking mouth. You know nothing of who I am or what I'm capable of Sagittaribitch. If you keep talking, I will make you know what it's like to face the SEVEN time ICW Insanity Champion, the one time ICW X-Treme Champion and the EWA Fury TV Champion.

All of those belts retired with MY name on them! You will never know what it's like to carry a championship and it's sad for someone like you. I can easily give you five dollars to shine my shoes when you're out of a job in two months because you bring nothing to the table. And all that talk about you snapping my legs and blah, blah, blah...please. If been threatened by bigger gnats than you. Walk off before you get curbstomped.

Artemis Eclipse: You obviously have no idea who you're talking to little boy. If you did, you'd know what my name is about. I'm not explaining it to you because it's well documented. If you don't know who you're talking to, maybe you need to learn before you spew out of your little fucking mouth. You know nothing of who I am or what I'm capable of Sagittaribitch. If you keep talking, I will make you know what it's like to face the SEVEN time ICW Insanity Champion, the one time ICW X-Treme Champion and the EWA Fury TV Champion.

All of those belts retired with MY name on them! You will never know what it's like to carry a championship and it's sad for someone like you. I can easily give you five dollars to shine my shoes when you're out of a job in two months because you bring nothing to the table. And all that talk about you snapping my legs and blah, blah, blah...please. If been threatened by bigger gnats than you. Walk off before you get curbstomped.

Sagittarius Blue (trying desperately to stop laughing): I'm sorry, I'm sure you were saying something you think was important. It's just that you're taking yourself so seriously that, well... I can't take you seriously at all. Maybe I won't ever know what it's like to hold a championship, Arty. But I know I will never know what it's like to catch a hernia from trying so hard to convince people that I'm a badass because I had one or seven or fury or what the fuck ever it was. I'll be honest: it's nothing but fun pushing your buttons - and it's just too damn easy. And please, try to curbstomp me. They'll have another reason to call you Eclipse... because I will knock your fucking lights out.

IC @$ Ma$$Dinero: Miss me, bitches? No? Hate all you like, but, maaaan, you better know that A) I missed you less, and B) I hate you more.

Anyway, all I'm saying is, come BITW I: Kingdom Come, that weird ninja fella that you all love and revere is gonna be getting his fucking head kicked-in. I know how his little simple minded brain works. He's got that sort of superiority mindset, and he fails to see a threat in me. His mistake. I'm bringing that A-Game™ and its best he does the same. #iHateNinjas #Guile>Ryu