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Helton: How is the progress for that five star linemen that we desperately need?
Kelsea: I stop recruiting him.
Helton: Why?
Kelsea: I believe we need the two wider receiver from Timbuck two high instead.
Helton: Why?
Kelsea: Because he is cuter and looks great in workout clothes.
Helton: Okay, I like your decision.

This is one job where Political Correctness can destroy a football program.

So when the new recruiting director Kelsea Winkle meets up with a promising prospect for SC that may be a 4 or 5 star athlete; and there’s some interest shown by the player, what will Winkke say when the prospect proclaims: “I’ll play football at SC, but I am not into and won’t partake in any of that “neck-hugging” bullshit…

What does she know about big time football? Or better yet, what does Helton know about big time football and why did he hire her since she does not have the credentials to back up her position. Sheesh.