Having sex (and reading about it) can be fun, and exciting — it can be a learning experience and one of growth. No wonder we're kind of obsessed with the subject. However, there are some people who tend to take their private sex lives and post it all over social media, and (for those of us not directly involved) it makes for hilarious internet fodder.

Here's the ultimate lesson for internet users these days: If you don’t want your personal life out there, don’t publicly post ridiculous things. Can you imagine your prospective employer finding a random post about your period, or a revelation that you like to poke holes in condoms? Unless you plan to work for Ashley Madison, I’m going to say these public posts could cause a problem for your future.

Here’s a suggestion: Next time you think about making a comment on Facebook or tweeting out some really odd information about your penis or vagina, take a moment. Think about how that tweet will affect your family, your job, or your children. Or you can completely ignore me, do whatever you want, and continue to make my trips to the bathroom super enjoyable.