Well, you didn't win the MegaMillions lottery, but we got a contest with better odds. Our friends at EarGauges.net are offering two readers a gift card worth $25 each for anything in their online store. And considering that much of their selection is under $25, winners are looking at plugs, tunnels and tapers for free.

As usual, here's how we're gonna play this: the two winners will be selected randomly from those who comment -- with their gauge size -- on this post in our Needles & Sins Syndicate Group on Facebook or Tweet at us with their size. In one week, on April 10th, we'll put all the names of the commenters into Randomized.com and the internet gods will offer up the chosen ones.