peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.

Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

This game is stupid

This is by far the worst starting rotation I've ever had on a Strat team.

My five hole hitter is Kevin Bass. I already know I have one of Matt Williams "meh" cards.

Bonds and the bullpen. We'll see what happens. This team is growing on me a little. Of course, one sweep and I'll hate them.

"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns

peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.

Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

This game is stupid

I'm actually 5-1. I swept the greek god of strat, all 1-run games.

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves-----Abe Lincoln

Let me tell you, if any of you douchebag empty headed stuffed suit nanny politicians tries to fuck with my bacon, I’m going after you like a crazed chimpanzee on bath salts. -----Lars

peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.

Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

peeker643 wrote:Somebody needs to post screen shots of the nightly results or something. There's no way I can make proper fun of people at this pace.

At least not for their Strato results.

Right now FUDU is 5-1

Al, who doesn't even understand the simplest concept of how the game is played, is leading my division at 4-2.

I'm 2-4.

So, obviously, there has been some kind of virus or bad code or something affecting the game results.

The only thing that makes sense right now is Swerb leading his division, which only makes a little bit of sense when you consider that he had no choice but to spend 87% of his cap on Barry Bonds and surround him with a bunch of Kevin Bass/Rich Aurelia type players. Terry Fucking Mullholland is anchoring his staff for Christ sake.

This game is stupid

I'm actually 5-1. I swept the greek god of strat, all 1-run games.

Small sample size.

Thats what she said

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves-----Abe Lincoln

Let me tell you, if any of you douchebag empty headed stuffed suit nanny politicians tries to fuck with my bacon, I’m going after you like a crazed chimpanzee on bath salts. -----Lars

e0y2e3 wrote:I mean, AL is every bit the nob mother is, but he *atleast* has that "brings something to the table and follows the minor leagues for us* thing going for him. Mother is just, well, useless.

I have the worst bullpen in the history of organized baseball. Also, I somehow got the Lee Stevens that played for the Indians after the Bartolo Colon deal. He was hitting below .100 going into this mornings games against Swerb.

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves-----Abe Lincoln

Let me tell you, if any of you douchebag empty headed stuffed suit nanny politicians tries to fuck with my bacon, I’m going after you like a crazed chimpanzee on bath salts. -----Lars

Als Rangers are leading my division with a 14-10 record, despite all manner is nincompoopery. I'm still not convinced Al knows the season started.

I'm in Als division in last place with a 9-15 record. This despite the fact that I've score 2 more runs than I've given up...the same as Al.

Jumbos Yankees lead all teams with a 16-8 record. FUDUs Orioles are an even 12-12, but I have to grudgingly admit that his team is performing better than that.

The most wonderful surprise of the season, thus far, is Madre, who is managing the Braves. You know, the Braves with the best record of the 90s? And Madre, the asshat who couldn't be bothered to get his team in on time, delaying us for an entire week? Yeah him.

He's 4-20. That's almost impossible. In 24 games he has scored 57 runs and given up 147. It's astounding. The only disappointing thing is that it will come to an end soon. It has to. This cannot persist, no matter how much we all want it to.

Lee Stevens has an OPS of .294. Read that again...OPS. Not batting average, OPS. How is that even possible? I'm relatively sure that I could drag my ass into the batters box in the majors right now, bad back and all, and post a .350 OPS.

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves-----Abe Lincoln

Let me tell you, if any of you douchebag empty headed stuffed suit nanny politicians tries to fuck with my bacon, I’m going after you like a crazed chimpanzee on bath salts. -----Lars

GodHatesClevelandSport wrote:Bravos injured four Giants in one game, too. Guess they were pissed.

And I have the Giants next.

Looking forward to taking on the double play combo of Deion Sanders and Mark Lewis.

The good part about my rampant injuries, I pretty much know which cards I am using for 5 of my 9 offensive regulars now. Got a good card for Kent, pretty good card for Matt Williams, Aurilia's best card, Manwarings best card (not saying much), and likely one of Kevin Bass's better cards.

And Terry Effing Mulholland and Jason Schmidt are pitching like '01 Big Unit and Curt Schilling.

No one eating fried chicken and drinking beer in my clubhouse. My guys are focused. And pissed after the no-no by Smoltzie and the ensuing embarrassing sweep by Madre.

"It's like dating a woman who hates you so much she will never break up with you, even if you burn down the house every single autumn." ~ Chuck Klosterman on Browns fans relationship with the Browns