Parody prayer request website you all might like - Atheist Nexus2018-05-24T20:13:12Zhttp://atheistnexus.org/forum/topics/parody-prayer-request-website-you-all-might-like?commentId=2182797%3AComment%3A2276938&xg_source=activity&feed=yes&xn_auth=noMy favorite prayer is still t…tag:atheistnexus.org,2014-01-04:2182797:Comment:23605002014-01-04T21:59:31.241ZSky Godhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/SkyGod
<p>My favorite prayer is still the Alan Shepard Prayer (or <span class="st">astronaut</span>'s prayer). Sitting on top of the tube full of tons of fuel getting ready to take off he said, "Dear God please don't let me f&amp;@! up"!</p>
<p>My favorite prayer is still the Alan Shepard Prayer (or <span class="st">astronaut</span>'s prayer). Sitting on top of the tube full of tons of fuel getting ready to take off he said, "Dear God please don't let me f&amp;@! up"!</p> Not to put too fine a point o…tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-28:2182797:Comment:22770312013-07-28T02:36:12.448ZLoren Millerhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/LorenMiller
<p>Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you can't be bothered to DO something about my situation, FUCK THE HELL OFF!<br/><br/>Yeah, a sandwich would be nice, though ... know how to do a Reuben?</p>
<p>Not to put too fine a point on it, but if you can't be bothered to DO something about my situation, FUCK THE HELL OFF!<br/><br/>Yeah, a sandwich would be nice, though ... know how to do a Reuben?</p> How can someone who is exempt…tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-28:2182797:Comment:22769382013-07-28T01:55:32.959ZLoren Millerhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/LorenMiller
<p>How can someone who is exempt of space and time, omnipotent and omnipresent, EVER be busy? If this schmuck managed to create several quintillion cubic light-years of universe, why would one miniscule planet in all of that be so much fuss?</p>
<p>How can someone who is exempt of space and time, omnipotent and omnipresent, EVER be busy? If this schmuck managed to create several quintillion cubic light-years of universe, why would one miniscule planet in all of that be so much fuss?</p> Nah, it just means God is a b…tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-28:2182797:Comment:22768472013-07-28T01:38:38.496ZThe Editorhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/TheEditor
<p>Nah, it just means God is a busy dude.</p>
<p>Nah, it just means God is a busy dude.</p> May I ask a simple question. …tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-27:2182797:Comment:22766932013-07-27T21:14:48.189ZDaniel Whttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Daniel62301
<p>May I ask a simple question. It might be theological. If the editor is editing god, does that mean the editor is more godlike, than god? I might start trembling.</p>
<p>May I ask a simple question. It might be theological. If the editor is editing god, does that mean the editor is more godlike, than god? I might start trembling.</p> "The Editor" maintains the si…tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-27:2182797:Comment:22766082013-07-27T20:22:29.528ZThe Editorhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/TheEditor
<p>"The Editor" maintains the site and sometimes makes minor corrections to what God says, but he's human. That's probably not very clear on the site (but makes more sense than the trinity).</p>
<p>"The Editor" maintains the site and sometimes makes minor corrections to what God says, but he's human. That's probably not very clear on the site (but makes more sense than the trinity).</p> Sentient, but not omnipresent…tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-27:2182797:Comment:22764872013-07-27T15:40:55.042ZDaniel Whttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Daniel62301
<p>Sentient, but not omnipresent. Sometimes barely present. But like the tortoise, eventually I find my way. Thanks!</p>
<p>Sentient, but not omnipresent. Sometimes barely present. But like the tortoise, eventually I find my way. Thanks!</p> Nice!
I loved the first respo…tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-27:2182797:Comment:22767832013-07-27T15:25:44.878ZDaniel Whttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Daniel62301
<p>Nice!</p>
<p>I loved the first response I saw:</p>
<p><em>"I tracked down the person who hit your car and caused their kidneys to fail. If you want to sell them one of yours you can make a little new car money.</em>"</p>
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<p>Also on hell,</p>
<p>"<em>I will tell you it’s not temporary in most cases, but occasionally I’ll pardon someone. Satan says it sweetens the despair when everyone knows there’s some tiny shred of the hope of relief from the suffering. We’ve had some spirited…</em></p>
<p>Nice!</p>
<p>I loved the first response I saw:</p>
<p><em>"I tracked down the person who hit your car and caused their kidneys to fail. If you want to sell them one of yours you can make a little new car money.</em>"</p>
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<p>Also on hell,</p>
<p>"<em>I will tell you it’s not temporary in most cases, but occasionally I’ll pardon someone. Satan says it sweetens the despair when everyone knows there’s some tiny shred of the hope of relief from the suffering. We’ve had some spirited debates on that subject, but I defer to his expertise</em>" God is such a joyful sadist!</p>
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<p>Thanks for posting this! It's a lot of fun!</p>
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<p>P.S. I thought god was "The Editor". Are there two?</p>
<p></p> This cracked me up.tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-27:2182797:Comment:22767792013-07-27T15:20:51.519ZThe Editorhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/TheEditor
<p>This cracked me up.</p>
<p>This cracked me up.</p> Just another fancy way of say…tag:atheistnexus.org,2013-07-26:2182797:Comment:22763522013-07-26T16:31:17.022ZLoren Millerhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/LorenMiller
<p>Just another fancy way of saying, fuck you, sucker!</p>
<p>Just another fancy way of saying, fuck you, sucker!</p>