Scotty Dogg

My Other Car Is A Volvo - Poem by Scotty Dogg

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You are a brown dumpsterWith wheels. And me smiling, Wearing my new sunglasses Driving you crazy sitting on Your rubber wobbly Roof.I drink another diet coke And throw it in the back With the other 500 cansAnd the papers, and the gumStuck to the carpet like it’sGot teeth. Burrito bell smell attacks! 68 empty mickie D bags.You can slide your steelDoor to let out the animalsAnd insects that call you Home.Sitting on a trash receptacleI chuckle as people stareAt us scraping up the road, Chewing concrete like cupcakes, Our sparks screaming bloodyMurder.I throw a half a WhopperInto the back seat as wePull up to the drive (threw) And you, monster dumpster, Breathing heavy @ doesn’t fit.Too rusty. The lady screams at us.Get the hell out of dodge! Gotta make it to hardy’sThough. Need some lipids.You’re a brown rubbish bin.Overflowing.

Comments about My Other Car Is A Volvo by Scotty Dogg

I visualize you proudly sitting with sunglasses and sipping coke and driving through the rugged roads, so unmindful of the heap of junk in your car and the reaction of the people! I enjoy the casual and unconventional style of your writing! !(Report)Reply

So reminds me of one of my all-time favorite poets: Charles Bukowski! I just love his informal conversational style. There are a few misspellings of words, at least, I think they're not there for effect? ? Your work is appealing to me, a little at a time.(Report)Reply