I mentioned those crazy KFC ads recently in my role as occasional amateur media
critic, but the round of spots from the colonel has gotten weirder since we
talked about the fake food bloggers
and tweaker mom. They have
now introduced
stupefied by pot pie guy, who says "pot pie" nine times in 30 seconds if you
count the time he mouths it. He does not come off as the sharpest of tacks,
unless you compare him to
insane chicken wings man, who asks his friends "what's the main problem in
the world today," only to reply "no" to their suggestions, one of which is
actually "war." He explains that the biggest problem in the world is "imposter
chicken wings," noting that you wouldn't go to the car wash to get your teeth
fixed. The thing about that is, the angle of the camera seems to intentionally
show off that he apparently does have his teeth fixed at the
car wash.

And I don't care if meat and dairy is a guaranteed death sentence because I'd rather die happily after eating that stuff for a few years than a few miserable decades of grazing on wheatgrass just for a few more years longevity.

"During times of universal deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act."