Melo, how does it escape your notice that nothing on your body matches? Eggplant blazer, with khaki tie, with gray pants, with brown shoes? Your pocket square DOES match with the side of the bus, I’ll give you that, but you’re not going to stand by the bus all day. Also, with all your millions, couldn’t you have bought a jacket that actually fit?

I don’t even know where to begin with this. All I can say is, this monstrously ruffled, red-brimmed jacket had to have been custom made, and that raises enough questions about Wade as it is. Didn’t he say in his T-Mobile commercial that he likes to dress well?