1. Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien gave the commencement speech at Dartmouth College where he proved once again why we're on Team Coco. Here's a just a short reason to check out the over-20-minute clip: “Graduates, faculty, parents, relatives, undergraduates, and old people that just come to these things: Good morning and congratulations to the Dartmouth Class of 2011," said O'Brien. "Today, you have achieved something special, something only 92% of Americans your age will ever know: a college diploma. That’s right, with your college diploma you now have a crushing advantage over 8% of the workforce. I’m talking about dropout losers like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg.” Of course, the real percentage of college graduates is much lower, but he made us laugh anyway.