To buy toast, first make sure you've read every last word on the How it works page, including the bits about no offensive/obscene links or words, and the fact that we reserve the right to refuse your payment.

NOTE: There is a $200 minimum value for toast now. Thanks for your support, but we can't process anything less from now on.

If you've read everything, and you're really really sure that buying your name on toast is a brilliant idea, just click on the button below this helpful instructional image: