A ventriloquist is on stage; he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde shouts:"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes! What does the colour of a persons hair have to do with their worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep woman like me from being respected!"

The red-faced ventriloquist begins to apologise, but the blonde shouts, "you stay out of this - I'm talking to that little wker on your knee!"