The Top 5 Most Expensive Homes In The Hamptons (And Yes, They're Absurd)

Now that summer is beginning to wind down, I'm already beginning to consider where exactly I'm going to be staying next summer when I'm out east. (Do I seem like a summer share houser to you? The answer is no, people.) So when I saw that Dan's Hamptons posted the top five most expensive Hamptons homes, I figured that was probably a good place to start, right? Totally kidding, I wouldn't even be able to afford these homes in my dreams, (journalists typically aren't very aristocratic) but it's fun to look, right? [All photos via Dan's Hamptons]