Howard started off discussing Gary's bullshit at the White House dinner and his asking Bradley Cooper to say "hi" to the scammers in suits at Gary's SiriusXM exec table. Then two hours of gayness with Bruce Jenner talk and the Clay Aiken interview. Howard must have had a severe case of blue balls after that, the pain this good honest company man endures for his fans. On to the filler, Sal has a stalker and Jason fucks up the bathroom, Jason taking over the role of Tim Sabean in contrived bathroom shenanigans and the continuation of the Sal is an idiot story line. Finally on to the fat, HPE embedded will be played after the WUS and every other possible opportunity until Stern's contract ends. Stern making millions off the fucked up life of this enormous tub of shit while paying him in applesauce and frozen meatballs. More fat, Robin finishes up the show with her version of the news otherwise titled, whiteys always wrong

Also an embedded YouPorn ad, complete with the monkey giving a description of YouPorn membership benefits:

Howard said he jerked off to YouPorn last night. Howard said he found a good one. He said they change them every day. Howard said that this blond haired girl can't get her car to start so two ass clowns come up to her and say she can use their phone at home. They take her home and the house looks awful. Howard said that the guy asks what she does for a living and she eventually admits she works in a strip club. Howard said the guy asks her to show them something. She lifts up her shirt and then the guy asks to see her ass. She does that and the guy's finger is in her vagina. He said that's all he needed. Howard said he's so embarrassed.

Gary came in and told Robin about how YouPorn works and how you have to have an account to save favorites. Sal said he's a member. He said he changes the name of the folder to Verizon or something.

Howard started off discussing Gary's bullshit at the White House dinner and his asking Bradley Cooper to say "hi" to the scammers in suits at Gary's SiriusXM exec table. Then two hours of gayness with Bruce Jenner talk and the Clay Aiken interview. Howard must have had a severe case of blue balls after that, the pain this good honest company man endures for his fans. On to the filler, Sal has a stalker and Jason fucks up the bathroom, Jason taking over the role of Tim Sabean in contrived bathroom shenanigans and the continuation of the Sal is an idiot story line. Finally on to the fat, HPE embedded will be played after the WUS and every other possible opportunity until Stern's contract ends. Stern making millions off the fucked up life of this enormous tub of shit while paying him in applesauce and frozen meatballs. More fat, Robin finishes up the show with her version of the news otherwise titled, whiteys always wrong

Howard started off discussing Gary's bullshit at the White House dinner and his asking Bradley Cooper to say "hi" to the scammers in suits at Gary's SiriusXM exec table. Then two hours of gayness with Bruce Jenner talk and the Clay Aiken interview. Howard must have had a severe case of blue balls after that, the pain this good honest company man endures for his fans. On to the filler, Sal has a stalker and Jason fucks up the bathroom, Jason taking over the role of Tim Sabean in contrived bathroom shenanigans and the continuation of the Sal is an idiot story line. Finally on to the fat, HPE embedded will be played after the WUS and every other possible opportunity until Stern's contract ends. Stern making millions off the fucked up life of this enormous tub of shit while paying him in applesauce and frozen meatballs. More fat, Robin finishes up the show with her version of the news otherwise titled, whiteys always wrong

Finally on to the fat, HPE embedded will be played after the WUS and every other possible opportunity until Stern's contract ends. Stern making millions off the fucked up life of this enormous tub of shit while paying him in applesauce and frozen meatballs. More fat, Robin finishes up the show with her version of the news otherwise titled, whiteys always wrong

Looks horrible - will the talented staff turn Jason into a serial bathroom offender to create more filler for the show? Hopefully Jason won't end up like Tim and Lisa G, the other Stern staffer who took shits at work, who are now former employees.

Justice Scalia must not be aware that the Stern show of 2015 is gay friendly with lots of politically correct speech and occasional kitten adoption segments.

I like how they basically said that poo-pourri doesn't work, because Jason used it after taking a dump, but Robin still smelled the shit when she went in later. Way to throw one of your few sponsors under the bus.

Also an embedded YouPorn ad, complete with the monkey giving a description of YouPorn membership benefits:

Howard said he jerked off to YouPorn last night. Howard said he found a good one. He said they change them every day. Howard said that this blond haired girl can't get her car to start so two ass clowns come up to her and say she can use their phone at home. They take her home and the house looks awful. Howard said that the guy asks what she does for a living and she eventually admits she works in a strip club. Howard said the guy asks her to show them something. She lifts up her shirt and then the guy asks to see her ass. She does that and the guy's finger is in her vagina. He said that's all he needed. Howard said he's so embarrassed.

Gary came in and told Robin about how YouPorn works and how you have to have an account to save favorites. Sal said he's a member. He said he changes the name of the folder to Verizon or something.

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Too bad Howard turned down that spot on the YouPorn Board of Directors in December. He could've steered them to long-form, story-driven porn, with no close-ups of penetration, blow-jobs (demeaning to women) or anal (Howard felt a turtle head poking out once). He could've bankrupted the company in three months flat.