The Dominion of Kitten Slave is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.099 billion Kitten Slaveans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitten Slave City. The average income tax rate is 3.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kitten Slavean economy, worth a remarkable 7,696 trillion bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 333,183 bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Loans are available for students from poor families, nine out of ten citizens of Kitten Slave answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, guns are banned, and foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kitten Slave's national animal is the hungryus carnivorus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kitteh.