I am a brave man, I am a coward.I am the tiger, I am the flower.I am honest, and I'm a liar.I am vital, I am tired.I am a free man, I am caught.From where I am, I see the top.I am most importantly never concerned with what I am not.Forever, more than just surviving.THIS IS MY LIFE AND THIS LIFE IS MY DIAMOND

"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad

With Taibu and Streak in the side, I'd have predicted 5-2 to the West Indies. As things stand, it'd be a shame if the Windies don't sweep 7-0.

Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."

I'd quite rightly expect a whitewash by the West Indies. Too bad it falls just before and during exams. Same too for India. Hopefully i'll be able to catch one of those Tests as my exams should be almost finished then.

I have a feeling Zimbabwe might just sneak one match, probably if I were to bet on it the last. They'll be thumped most of the time, though. I'm going to be out of the loop for the start of this series so I doubt I'll be able to comment on it until early May, for the last five matches.

I don't think Zimbabwe will change the squad from the Kenya series very much, except that they might drop Dabengwa for Gavin Ewing, and bring in Tinashe Panyangara, if both those players are fit. Douggie Hondo, who is probably the best bowler available to Zim, may still be injured too.

Terrance Duffin will lead a 16-man Zimbabwe squad on their one-day tour of West Indies, which starts later this month. Duffin was captain in the recent drawn series against Kenya and the squad for this tour consists of many of the players who took part in those matches.

Zimbabwe are marginally strengthened with the return of Charles Coventry and Vusi Sibanda, the top-order batsmen. Sibanda has 27 ODIs under his belt while Coventry has played nine times and struck one half-century.

Piet Rinke and Keegan Meth, who were a couple of the positives to arise from the series against Kenya, both make the trip. The bowling attack will be led by Edward Rainsford and Anthony Ireland. The tour originally included two Tests, but following Zimbabwe's withdrawal from that form of the game the one-day series was extended from five to seven matches. The first game is in Guyana on April 29.

Ewing, Hondo and Panyangara obviously aren't fit, then. Good to see CJ Chibhabha, who is supposed to be a very exciting prospect, given a chance to improve on his duck in debut innings. He bowls a bit too, though so does everyone else. 12 players in that squad, if asked, would call themselves allrounders.

And at least the genius of Vusi Sibanda has returned to bless us all and make us privileged to see his era. I'll never forget where I was when I first saw Vusi play a ludicrous shot and throw away his wicket for a single-figure score, which had been compiled with unique aplomb and elan. I knew then I was watching someone who could only ever be described as a genius of cricket. Words cannot describe him, because no one would believe you.