Blind Items Almost Revealed

This former A list tweener who is still an A list celebrity/singer has been known to not say no when her younger family members ask for a hit off a bong or have a little shot of booze. In fact, she thinks it is part of the growing up process. Uh huh. Will that be her answer when the little one hits rehab?

Actually it is part of the growing up process. The question is how young?? Most average kids do go through this process- didn't you?? Somtimes older siblings involved and sometimes not but a similar process. Problematic for rich celeb kids because they have enough contacts and $$ do go crazy.

Iwinjen – someone's you get awesome recaps when you ask about deleted content, but here I think we missed a Breaking Bad spoiler and a Descartes joke. Which is okay, because hopefully @TongueNCheek (howdy, gossip friend!) will hang around and further amuse us with puns on 17th century philosophers. Which would be brilliant!

Immanuel Kant was a real pissantWho was very rarely stable.Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggarWho could think you under the table.David Hume could out-consumeSchopenhauer and Hegel,And Wittgenstein was a beery swineWho was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.Plato, they say, could stick it away;Half a crate of whiskey every day.Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,Hobbes was fond of his dram,And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!

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