I woke up one autumn morning and found that the entire path from the front door was covered in 6 inches of dead leaves. I resolved to move them that afternoon after work, but... When I got home they were neatly blown into a pile under a shrub where they were in nobody's way.

Also, I have some piles lying about that should have been chucked on the compost heap or burnt, but by now there might be things hibernating in them so hey; I can do that in the spring.