I don't know why I expect better from you , you seemed soooo nice when you first joined . But I suppose that now you are a mod things here are different . Oh well , one shouldn't expect everyone to be immune from the corrupting influence of power , however illusory as in this case , but don't listen to me , just talk over and above me , you always do , don't stop on my account , I wouldn't want our favorite mod to get distracted away from all the " moderating " you do .

ChowMein, such wallowing posts simply do not befit a cat of your dignity, grooming, and culinary skills. Please rest assured that when I write my memoirs and list all the little people I stepped on in my stiletto-heeled granny boots on my way to the top, your name will not be mentioned.

You know how much your opinions mean to me , you give them out so readily I can scarcely ignore you , in the manner I used to . But I can't ignore how popular you've become here , if you proclaim this to be an achievement , I'm sure your mother would agree .I'd be jealous of all the attention you're getting from the male population here , but then you always favoured Dom over me so why do I bother ......... But don't feel guilty about that , you do have more important " moderating " things to do . After all why should you feel guilty ? It's not as if my being your most longest suffering admirer on these boards should have any effect upon you , you are so busy after all and the forum needs you more than love lorn little me , that's alright , I'll just curl up here in the corner , out of your sight , don't give me another thought , I want you to be happy .

Stop your puling, you worthless piece of cat food. How dare you suggest that PoN is into "Dom"ination. PoN is a lovely mod, and still a young and beautiful woman. But I suppose you being love-lorn is why you are acting like this. I really do sympathise, and hope that together we can fight this affliction of yours. Fight it to the death! Preferably your death, as I actually don't like you at all, you whining little...grrrrr, there is no word to describe how I feel about you. Some mornings I wake up and hate you so much, that I hope you have changed into an ant, but ants are so nice and industrious. This is a perfect analogy for you, as I imagine you are a very hard-working person. You're always so very nice to me as well, I want you to be my best friend!

Roland Deschain - Half prophet, half gunslinger, all Pastafarian!

"Since Alexander Pearce escaped, over 250 people have disappeared in the Tasmanian wilderness. No remains have ever been found." - Dying Breed

Hello there Roland , You don't know how it makes me feel to be offered your hand in fellowship , no , truly , you wouldn't . As I think of you , I find myself aggreing with the adage ; that one should keep friends close and enemies closer .I've very likely quoted the phrase wrong , but I'm certain you'll correct me , since that's what friends like you do .What a thrill to have such a friend as you ! Why , with friends like you , I don't need enemas !

It's not really Nef Yoo's fault that he is a smelly, antisocial wee shite. He is the product of at least one deranged mind, a broken home, and possibly an untreated social disease. At the end of the day, society itself is to blame, so it is all our faults, you know? Sad...

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)

I'm glad you're all having so much fun with your little Passive-Aggressive Game. I'll just be lurking in the shadows, waiting for someone to notice I'm here, if it's all the same to you. I mean, it's not like I've ever contributed anything to this place. No, FSM forbid someone start a thread wondering where I've gone off to or whether I'm all right, whether I've been abducted by aliens or terrorists or ninjas, or if I'm laid up in some hospital with amnesia and an inexplicable fear of toddlers with lollies. No, really, I'm glad everyone is fine, don't worry about me at all.

Why Edd! It's so nice to see you again! You probably thought we'd forgotten about you, and were just getting along quite nicely without you, thank you very much; but nothing could be further from the truth. We've really missed you, where have you been?

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical and cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." Bill Hicks."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." Abraham Lincoln"Are you OK?" daftbeaker (<-- very good question, people should ask it more often.)