The drill with Dixon in which the seduction occurred was reportedly just the football's second touch of the day. Thankfully, several of his friends on hand to watch his first practice, including Madball Screamin' Meemie and a Golden State Warriors mini basketball, were there to console the shaken pigskin. According to multiple sources, he was safely whisked away on a Pogo Ball until authorities arrived.

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Paolo X

July 13, 2011 at 7:13 am

The reporting on the NFL Lockout is worse than the lockout itself at this point. Let’s cue again fuckin’ ESPN along the lines of “Well it looks like this is the date guys …it’s a for sure maybe …they’re having a catered lunch with NY deli sandwiches so it must be for real this time …back to you Jaws.”

Anyway, I wonder if Dixon was also loose enough to be also farting when this photo was taken. Maybe that would explain the face as well.