"God Dammit, Where The Hell Did You Come From!!!??!!!: A Biography of Wandering Villager Joe"

The Cunning Speed and Lightning Swift Maneuvers of the Assassin, make him impossible to spot. Years of FREAKING EXPENSIVE Training in the Dark Guilds of Harvard, have turned these once, USELESS SCOUTS, into Full fledge BAMF ASSASSINS.

They posses godly abilities, that SHOULD make any Human, cower in fear. But unfortunately, these UBER EPIC BEASTS are at the mercy of.......

Joe.

Joe, is a man. Just a normal, everyday, 9am-5pm slave to society. He has no real skills. Although, he is a Professional Jack Ass, and Is the only person to be fired from 6 jobs at the same time, all within 20mins of being hired, on Christmas.

Joe, sucks massive PeePee. (keeping it PG)

You would think after failing the 3rd Grade 18 times, he might start to do something productive in his life.

Joe did more than that. Joe took on 117,000 BAMF DARK ASSASSINS, and he didn't even know it.

Joe was watching, "Days of our Lives" (his favorite soap opera) unaware to the fact that 117,000 BAMF DARK ASSASSINS were waiting in the shadows.

Joe went through 3 boxes of tissues that episode, and as he reached for the Next box, he heard a loud obnoxious *Sniffle*.

Oh NO! One Of the BAMF DARK ASSASSINS was emotionally attached to Day time t.v. And couldn't help but start crying when he saw Steve kill Mark, for sleeping with his Lady Friend Jessica.

They were doomed!!! The 117,000 BAMF DARK ASSASSINS were so terrified that an estimated 11,000 killed themselves for no apparent reason and the other remaining 106,000 left Joe a letter on his toliet seat, knowing he would have to move it to go.