Except, oh, it turns out you do not actually have to click, because “Hawaii senator Brian Schatz involved in simulated sheep rape rituals” is actually a frat hazing thingy from 1994, at Pomona College, and they would just tell the pledges, yo, fuck this sheep, but then the pledges would not fuck the sheep, and if the pledges were stupid enough to try to fuck the sheep, they would stop them and say, yo, do not actually fuck the sheep.

They did though have the sheep locked up in a sad sex dungeon, with a door between it and its food and water. NOT COOL GAMMA GAMMA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK FRATERNITIES ARE CALLED.

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