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CMary Anne and Wanda were the Fbest of friends
CAll through thier high school Gdays
CBoth members of the F4H club
Both Cactive in the GFFCA
CAfter graduation Mary FAnne went out lCookin'
for a bright new Gworld
CWanda looked all Faround this town
And Call she Gfound was CEarl
CWell it wasn't two weeks
After sFhe got married that
CWanda started gettin' Gabused
She put on Cdark glasses and Flong sleeved blouses
And Cmake up to Gcover a Cbruise
CWell she finally got the nerve to Ffile for divorce
CShe let the law take it from Gthere
But CEarl walked right through that reFstraining order
And Cput her in inteGnsive caCre
RightAm away Mary Anne flew Gin from Atlanta
On a Fred eye midnight Cflight
She held AmWanda's hand as they
GWorked out a plan
And it Fdidn't take 'em long to dGecide
That Earl had to Cdie FC
GoodGbye FEarl
Those black-eyed Cpeas FC
They tasted all right to Gme EFarl
You're feelin' Cweak FC
Why don't you Glay down
And Fsleep Earl
Ain't it CdarkFC
Wrapped up in that Gtarp FEarl CFCFCThe cops came by to Fbring Earl in
CThey searched the house
High and Glow
Then they Ctipped thier hats
And said "Fthank you ladies if you Chear from him Glet us Cknow"
CWell the weeks went by and
FSpring turned to Summer
CAnd Summer faded into GFall
And it Cturns out he was a Fmissing person
Who Cnobody miGssed at all
So the Amgirls bought some land
And a Groadside stand
FOut on Highway C109
They sell AmTennessee ham
And Gstrawberry jam
And they Fdon't
Lose any sleep at Gnight 'cause
Earl had to CdieFC
GooGdbye FEarl
We need a Cbreak
FLet's go Cout to the lakGe EaFrl
We'll pack a ClunFch C
And stuff you in the Gtrunk FEarl
Well is that all CrightFC
Good Let's go for a Gride FCEarl FHey CGFC

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