Jonny

Hey there blog readers I had my operation thing today and they could find any stomach ulcers. So they still don’t know what’s wrong with me.

The other day while I was home sick, the phone rang so I picked it up and there was a piano playing a song (like call waiting). I waited till the person came on. She said how are you today (now mum has been wringing all the time to check if I was all right) Hey mum, I said I still have a sore stomach. She said do you know who I am. So I said yeah (not really knowing who). She said I am ?????????? I said ohhh ok, I thought she was someone from church that knows me. Then she said you have won a discounted holiday to Noosa….That was when I realized I don’t know the person. So I did the polite thing and hung up on them.

This person was not my mum, imposter. She sounded like her but it wasn’t her.You have to watch out for false people. They say you won this now send us your credit card details. Then they take your money. Like on the Simpson’s grandpa says “If you give them your credit card number and if one of the numbers is lucky you win a prize”.

The other day dad was trying to call mum on his mobile and he new that the number in his phone had an extra 0 on the end(he was aware of it too!) (Wendy told him). He goes I’ll see if it works, he waited and waited for her to pick up but she didn’t. He was really confused why mum didn’t pick up. I go dad you have to get rid of the 0 for it to reach her. So I took the phone and got rid of the extra 0 for him.

Hey there blog readers I am still sick. I went to the doctors again today to get my blood test results and they found nothing wrong with me. Next Friday I am having a Gastrointestinal endoscopy. I don’t really know what that is. The doctor says that I might have a stomach ollsa I don’t know how to spell olsa but it sounds like ol-sa. He said that you can get them from bacteria’s or something.??????????? Anyway Today I got a letter that said my name then it had a big yellow sticker on top that said Geoff’s name then my old churches address and my new home address. It’s good to see Australia post hard at work. I want to know why it said Geoff’s name not mine. Dad wrote down in his pda Geoffrey has a doctors appointment. Now I don’t think Geoff had a doctor’s appointment. I wish Geoff had a sore stomach not me. Just kidding Geoff don’t punch me …just kidding.. seriously. I was looking at the family photo’s and a realized that all the one that I was in turned out bad. Why is that

Hey there blog readers I am still sick and I stayed home yesterday and today. Yesterday I got a blood test. After I had it, I felt light headed and dizzy. I went all pale and so the nurse told me to lay down on the bed. She put cold water on my face and then after a while I was back to normal…But still had a sore stomach. All day I felt really fatigued and a headache. I am not allowed to eat any acidy food or fatty food. I am allowed to drink milk though which is good. I couldn’t do any homework because my head and stomach was sore.Writing his is really hard. There is probably a hundred iced Volvo spelling mistakes again. Oops

Hey there blog readers I couldn’t eat iced Volvo’s today because mum didn’t let me. I am sick and iced Volvo’s probably won’t help. I am very sorry…. Next week ay..Today at school I just felt sick all day, imagine if I ate the iced Volvo’s. My stomach is weird because I can be perfectly fine one minute then get pains in the stomach the next. Strange???I was looking forward to eating iced Volvo’s to.

Sometimes it is hard to honor your mother and father even if that means not eating iced Volvo’s Mum is just trying to help meBye

Hey there blog readers yes I am blogging for once in this decadeI have been sick this week and missed 2 days of school. By the looks of the poll i think ill be sick next week as well. I have to catch back up over the weekend.So has your week been good that’s good. I finally got broadband yay.Being at home having broadband finally accessible, trying to assignments and homework.

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.” “Give me two reasons why I should go to school.” “Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”

It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. Nut go and learn what this means: I desire mercy, not sacrifice. For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners. Mathew 9:12-13

Hey there blog readers I am so sorry I haven’t blogged for a while because I had a lot of work to do. I was also waiting to get the internet on my computer.Yesterday I went to wet and wild and went on every ride except for calypso beach, 2 white water mountain slides (the dodgy ones). 1 speed slide that had a huge line all day.1 of the speed slides were crazy. I went on that one. All of the large people on that ride got airborne off the slide going very fast and very steep .If they went down at an angle they would of died. They got big marks on there back. I noticed this after I went on the ride. When I was up the top I was scareish I was thinking to my self God please help me get down here safely. The life guard at the top didn’t really help my nerves by saying “ no-one died yesterday”. I went down the slide when I got to the bottom I was going so fast that my rash shirt went over my head and I was under water. I had to think quick, cause I couldn’t breathe. I did swallow some chlorine water it didn’t taste too good. I got out with a very sore throat. The dive in movie was Narnia but I didn’t watch it all because I went home. The food at wet and wild was so expensive and stingy. They have upgraded buccaneer bay since I went and there was this massive bucket that filled up with water and everyone ran underneath it and got absolutely drenched.That new ride at wet and wild is crazy.I wish they had Mossimo’s melting moments at wet n wild The ride is called the mach 5

If you haven’t heard all of my graphic (tech drawing) teachers that I had always told me to get a 6h pencil. It has been a year and I still can’t find one. Today one of the kids put his hand up and said sir I can’t find a 6h pencil because the people in the shop told him they don’t exist. I was like yeah you tell him. The teacher goes they exist and then he pulled out a 6h pencil. I was like wow. Every time I go shopping I look for the 6h pencils.So when I got home and mum and Wendy went shopping I rang them up to tell them to look for a 6h pencil. Wendy rang back saying that she had found them. You should have seen the smile on my face because I couldn’t see past my cheeks. I was waiting for them to come back with my 6h pencil. They came home and I go mum where is it, where is it. I open the bag and I look at the number it said 5h I was like nooooooooooo. Well it is one step closer to the 6h. I have had the 2h and the 3h for about 6 months then the 4h for another 6 months. Now the 5h. How about I use the 2h and the 4h together of course that won’t work. I’ve tried. Ill tell you what would be a great present would be a 6h pencil not a 5 and a half h.

Hey there bloggin bro readers I havn’t blogged because I have been busy at school. The school is so much different then my old school. The teachers are really strict about school uniform. I have to wear knee high socks that are like sweat packs. I have to tuck my shirt in. There is know use fighting with those who you are to encourage.

It’s very hard moving. I didn’t think it was going to be this hard. I walkaround my new town thinking I will see familiar faces but soon realize that none of my familiar faces will be up here. I wake up every day and think “this isn’t my house”. It still hasn’t sunk it. I am starting to get to know where everything is, but there is still alot to learn. It is very hot up here. It makes me think about going to the beach. Then I realize that I am a vey very long way away from the beach.

Here are some jokes I got off the net.

If you don’t succeed, re-define success.

If Microsoft Built Cars

1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car. 2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. 3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too. 4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought “Car95” or “CarNT”. But, then you would have to buy more seats. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive – but would only run on 5 percent of the roads. 6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. 7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single “general car default” warning light. 8. The air bag system would say, “are you sure?” before going off. 9. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.

Computers are like air conditioners. They work fine until you start opening windows.

See ya God bless.

Remember Judge each day not by the harvest but by the seeds they plant.

hey there blog readers sorry I haven’t blogged for a while. But I got an excuse. I as moving and the computer was packed away and I couldn’t get on the net. The other day going to my new home my dad’s windscreen wipers broke and it was poring down rain. When we were going 40 we could see but when we hit 50 it was very hard to see. I was in the front seat I could see out of the corner of the windscreen but my dad couldn’t. I had to tell him were the road was. It was very terrifying going 80 because we were on the highway were you supposed to go 110 or 120 for those speeding idiots. But we got home which was good. God helped us get home.

The other day my sister was trying to get an address of her friend to send a letter before Christmas. but my sister’s battery was almost dead so she quickly looked up on her phone the number of her friend and rang it on the home phone. She told her friend to text it back to her mobile. I was like what.

sorry I haven’t had time to blog because I was packing and unpacking boxes. If I don’t remember to blog before Christmas have a great Christmas and remember what Christmas really is.

This is what should go on an answering machine.

Please leave a message after the tone. Incase I don’t check my messages, send me an email telling me to check my messages. Incase I don’t check my email then send me a fax to check my email. Incase I don’t get the fax wring me up the next day and tell me to check my fax….. tone….. Hi it’s jack I……

The other day someone from church gave me a Christmas card to give to one of my friends. It had my friends name on the envelope and it had XMAS on it. I said to them you don’t write xmas it gets rid of the birthday boy. She said it’s not his birthday its Christmas. I was like what you have got to be joking and she was like no i’m not. she ment that the card was a Christmas card not a birthday card for my friend. I thought that she thought Christmas wasn’t when Jesus was born but when he died and I was like what. I had a good laugh.