The Oldest Swinger In Town Irish song lyrics and guitar chords. Written by Ep Pickford

When[C] your scoring with a chick in a[G7] disco[C] bar

[F]Take her home in your[C] hairy little car

Then you find you[E] went to school with her[Am] ma and[F] da

Your the[C] oldest swinger in[G7] town,,[C]

When you wont look in the mirror in the light of day

Sware you've died it when your hair turns grey

When you zip up your throusers and your belly's in the way

Your the oldest swinger in town

Here you come and there you go

White wheels spots and a stero

But the engin is jacked and the driver is too

You're the oldest swinger in town

The barber takes a little less time each week

The kids dont understand a word you speak

When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat

You're the oldest swinger in town

You prefare a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke

The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke

You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke

You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your chest all bare

A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair

Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear

You're the oldest swinger in town

When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot

Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut

And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit

You're the oldest swinger in town

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal

Travolta's shades and nine inch heels

They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels

Yo're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your lips closed tight

You never smile you know it wouldn't look right

Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light

You're the oldest swinger in town

And you look so mean

Cause your pants are too tight

You're the oldest swinger in town

And it takes you all night

To do what you used to do all night

You're the oldest swinger in town

Oldest Swinger In Town Lyrics

When your scoring with a chick in a disco bar

Take her home in your[ hairy little car

Then you find you went to school with her ma and da

Your the oldest swinger in town

When you wont look in the mirror in the light of day

Sware you've died it when your hair turns grey

When you zip up your throusers and your belly's in the way

Your the oldest swinger in town

Here you come and there you go

White wheels spots and a stero

But the engin is jacked and the driver is too

You're the oldest swinger in town

The barber takes a little less time each week

The kids dont understand a word you speak

When you walk into a disco and they offer you a seat

You're the oldest swinger in town

You prefare a pint of shandy to Bacardi and Coke

The sounds are too loud and there's too much smoke

You'd like another dance but you're afraid you'll get a stroke

You're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your chest all bare

A little gold ingot and a lot of gold hair

Like the disco king meets Yogi Bear

You're the oldest swinger in town

When you're feeling as stiff as a skinhead's boot

Rub on Vick's where you used to splash Brut

And the latest punk fashion is your wedding suit

You're the oldest swinger in town

When you have to go shopping for your sex appeal

Travolta's shades and nine inch heels

They say a man is just as old as the woman he feels

Yo're the oldest swinger in town

Here you come with your lips closed tight

You never smile you know it wouldn't look right

Cause your dentures glow in the ultravoilet light

You're the oldest swinger in town

And you look so mean

Cause your pants are too tight

You're the oldest swinger in town

And it takes you all night

To do what you used to do all night

You're the oldest swinger in town

The Bards' first recording success came with a Number 1 Hit single - Julia, steppin' it out, at "Lanigan's
Ball" - a comedy song which became a classic and one of the biggest selling records in Ireland earning them a Gold Disc Award.
This first hit was produced By Bill Whelan, composer of the world famous Riverdance music. It was followed by another
comedy hit "The Oldest Swinger In Town" and both of these songs have earned their place in the annals of me. Other hits include
'The Mother Tongue' Family Tradition' and Shaney Boy ,