BigMusky wrote:"Anyone know where I can bang my ex girlfriend in Hawaii?"

Now that is a thread topic. Ocean water is awesome for banging because it is more dense so she "floats" easier. Then just follow the motion of the ocean, sunsets are romantic because other people can not see what you are doing under the water as well

BigMusky wrote:"Anyone know where I can bang my ex girlfriend in Hawaii?"

Now that is a thread topic. Ocean water is awesome for banging because it is more dense so she "floats" easier. Then just follow the motion of the ocean, sunsets are romantic because other people can not see what you are doing under the water as well

Yes but Crabs, the non std type, can bite at you very easily. And there could be someone up in a palm tree with a telescopic camcorder recording every minute of your escapades and then posting it on the internet or at least in the fantasy baseball cafe. But I guess that person could be peaking into the window of your rented neon as well..

How bout rent one of those cabins in a tree! Or how bout on a parasail that would be crazy!!!

acsguitar wrote:Yes but Crabs, the non std type, can bite at you very easily. And there could be someone up in a palm tree with a telescopic camcorder recording every minute of your escapades and then posting it on the internet or at least in the fantasy baseball cafe. But I guess that person could be peaking into the window of your rented neon as well..

How bout rent one of those cabins in a tree! Or how bout on a parasail that would be crazy!!!

You have some very good points acsguitar.......especially that parasail idea......hmmm......how would that work......cant hurt to try...

acsguitar wrote:Yes but Crabs, the non std type, can bite at you very easily. And there could be someone up in a palm tree with a telescopic camcorder recording every minute of your escapades and then posting it on the internet or at least in the fantasy baseball cafe. But I guess that person could be peaking into the window of your rented neon as well..

How bout rent one of those cabins in a tree! Or how bout on a parasail that would be crazy!!!

You have some very good points acsguitar.......especially that parasail idea......hmmm......how would that work......cant hurt to try...

I think you'd have to get one of those "Special" Swings you know and use that under the parasail

BigMusky wrote:"Anyone know where I can bang my ex girlfriend in Hawaii?"

Now that is a thread topic. Ocean water is awesome for banging because it is more dense so she "floats" easier. Then just follow the motion of the ocean, sunsets are romantic because other people can not see what you are doing under the water as well

I hate sex in water... where's the lube man???

Last time I was in Hawaii was years ago, but I remember going to some warm natural spring pools that you can sit and swim in... maybe bang too... I also remember a waterfall that you can walk behind... sorry no names... my memory isn't that good

BigMusky wrote:"Anyone know where I can bang my ex girlfriend in Hawaii?"

Now that is a thread topic. Ocean water is awesome for banging because it is more dense so she "floats" easier. Then just follow the motion of the ocean, sunsets are romantic because other people can not see what you are doing under the water as well

Yes but Crabs, the non std type, can bite at you very easily. And there could be someone up in a palm tree with a telescopic camcorder recording every minute of your escapades and then posting it on the internet or at least in the fantasy baseball cafe. But I guess that person could be peaking into the window of your rented neon as well..

How bout rent one of those cabins in a tree! Or how bout on a parasail that would be crazy!!!

And in HI, you'd need to keep an eye out for Box Jellyfish. If you're not careful, those things can be out in DROVES, and you don't notice until you're out in the water getting stung like a mofo. Not a good date.