Edward's pants look like they are up to his icicle nipples, Bella has pancake boobs, Jake has something up his butt, and Alice looks like she has camel-toe. But you know what I will still buy them, so I can play twilight in my office. I'm a sucker

All of the Bella dolls have her lookin' like a man in drag, probably the most insulting one out of all. And the doll that looks the best -- (picking a lesser evil here) is Jacob. What up with their stances?... Why are they standing like the incredible hulk? Looks like they're about to have a WWF match and trying to intimidate their opponent.

I don't think Bella looks like a man. The doll looks more like Jessics Beil though. "TwilightStar" @9:30, Bella's boobs do not look "pankcake"- in fact they are the closest resemblence to Kristen that the doll gets. As far as "cameltoe" goes, knock it off. You can't even see Alice's doll that close. Do you need a laugh that badly? Very asshat of you to say.