Give me better notifications and the ability to turn off some standards that I don't use or want and I'd never jailbreak again.
I actually prefer my phone to be stock, but that notification system just makes me want to punch a baby.

I would have thought that Saurik would be clean cut and blingy by now. Cydia is still a main player in the iDevice world. I would have expected him to capitalize on some of it. He's a man of principal.