I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.Beas on my head but don’t call me a bee head.Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.“I hate myself.”Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.I put bologna in my left pocket.Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis