Cold Meat With A Kick?

Now here is a selection of cold meat that Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise would appreciate. But would a whining Scottish engineer spoil his enjoyment of his cold meat selection and tell him “it’s no good Captain I can’nay hold me cold meat platter, it’s the wrong antimatter selection.” I bet he would.

They say that some of the finest engineers who have ever lived and got grease all over their hands have come from Scotland and that is marvellous. What a shame that the Scots have such a whiny voice and unfortunate accent as demonstrated hundreds of times in Star Trek and other movies where engines were about to blow and their engineers were unreformed Kilt wearers!