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Is that really who Cameran has picked as her life partner?

Cameran seems somewhat swayed by Chelsea’s argument, but she still seems so have a scheme in mind.

Cam calls Chelsea in hopes of a happy hour to fill her time while her husband is on call.

Unfortunately, Chelsea is meeting Kathryn at a shop downtown to help finalize the wardrobe for her upcoming photo shoot with daughter Kensie. He’s slurring and drooling his way through cocktails and a conversation with J. about his newly calm co-parenting status with Kathryn and his flirty pseudo courtship of Landon Clements.

Likewise, Shep and Chelsea share a lot more heat than she does with Austen, right?

Random friend relays this information to Shep becomes irate. In the background, Craig just keeps reminding anyone who will listen that Shep likes attempting to bag his friends’ ladies.

When Austen doesn’t join Shep in locker room talk, Shep teases Austen for taking the moral high ground now that he’s in an itty bitty relationship. Why does Austen care who Chelsea makes out with if he’s not willing to claim her? His head just keeps going back and forth as two grown men fight over a girl that isn’t going to end up with either of them.

Craig drunkenly antagonizes Austen about how he needs to stand up to Shep.

Cam plays clueless about why he would act in such a way until Chelsea casually drops that “Cam’s been in his ear about pursuing” her. Selfishly she wants her two best friends to be together.

Chelsea calls out Shep for being an entitled man-child who has no consequences and always gets his way, regardless of who he steps on in the process.