I really get a kick out of the humor and wit I read in this forum. I LOL!
Thought a good (maybe) way to bring more humor and wit out would be to write a blues tune through a thread. I'm takin' bets on how long it takes for "johnson" to be mentioned.

standard 12 bar IIII IVIV II V IV I I moderate shuffle
place v1, v2, v3 to keep track of verses, and your contribution in quotes.
If it gets to 3 verses, I'll write it up in song lyric form and someone can start another (or not)

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
If I could get that woman to changer her countin' ways,
I just might let her stay.

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
If I could get that woman to changer her countin' ways,
I just might let her stay.

version 2

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired
If she don't learn modern arithmetic,
she'll get her fat butt fired.

But you can't light me up, babe,
Just by playing on my Johnson.
I said you can't light me up, babe,
Even by slidin' on my Johnson.
If you really want to light my fire,
You ought to be flickin' my Ronson.

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
If I could get that woman to changer her countin' ways,
I just might let her stay.
(lummox/songdog)

version 2

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired
If she don't learn modern arithmetic,
she'll get her fat butt fired.
(Lummox)

verse 2

She's really got a talent,
For playing on my Johnson.
She's really got a talent,
For playing on my Johnson.
She's the best damn Johnson player
That ever came from Wisconsin.
(ricochet)

verse 3

But you can't light me up, babe,
Just by playing on my Johnson.
I said you can't light me up, babe,
Even by slidin' on my Johnson.
If you really want to light my fire,
You ought to be flickin' my Ronson.
(ricochet)

verse 4

I had a Zippo once, but the wheel won't strike no spark...
Threw out that old Zippo -
wheel won't strike no spark.
had to buy a brand new Ronson...
for to chase the dark.
(Lummox)

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
If I could get that woman to changer her countin' ways,
I just might let her stay.
(lummox/songdog)

version 2

I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired,
Oh I got a good woman,
but her usage of roman numerals leaves somethin' to be desired
If she don't learn modern arithmetic,
she'll get her fat butt fired.
(Lummox)

verse 2

She's really got a talent,
For playing on my Johnson.
She's really got a talent,
For playing on my Johnson.
She's the best damn Johnson player
That ever came from Wisconsin.
(ricochet)

verse 3

But you can't light me up, babe,
Just by playing on my Johnson.
I said you can't light me up, babe,
Even by slidin' on my Johnson.
If you really want to light my fire,
You ought to be flickin' my Ronson.
(ricochet)

verse 4

I had a Zippo once, but the wheel won't strike no spark...
Threw out that old Zippo -
wheel won't strike no spark.
had to buy a brand new Ronson...
for to chase the dark.
(Lummox)