(2) Tue Dec 16 2008 16:57:
I can conceivably see how you might think I'd be interested in your stupid "SOA" emails, but if you put any thought at all into putting me on your mailing list it might have also occurred to you that I can't read Chinese.

How do I know your emails are stupid if I can't read Chinese? Well, 1) you're spamming me with them, and 2) they say "SOA." Yeah, I'm a regular Chinese Room.