i dunno. i hate to think what would happen if some scammer got a hold of my account and years down the line my great-great-adopted grandchild would have to fight him for it in the glooberweb or whatever the fuck will exist in the future.

beisdes—i exhausted finding and reading every subreddit i could think of on my phone. and my zite/flipboard are connected to my twitter. not to mention i can’t access vine or instagram without at least one account.

and those last three sentences alone are making my grandparents spin in their grave when it comes to how their offspring “gets news."