Oh my God, could anything be possibly more sad? Do these people have lives at all? I wonder if they are actual psychopaths in real life, or whether they just do it anonymously on the internet but then get by with perfectly normal lives? To be fair, if they take all their hate out online on a message forum rather than their wifes/husbands/kids, then I guess that's a good thing.

I was pleasantly suprised to see I'm not on the twat list. Although I imagine that could well change after this post.

Get educated, Captain Hi-Chair. Go lucubrate, petit tresor.Then piss in the general direction of off and do whatever it is you say you're going to do with your life, you snot-faced little creep. Have a nice day.

Lane Coutell wrote:Ouch, even Felix is on the twat list. Is it even possible to have a more pleasant poster?!

Felix is accused of trying to be clever. Is that a high crime, or a misdemeanor?

What would the Earl of Upminster thinK?

Noel Coward was a charmer.As a writer he was brahma.Velvet jackets and pyjamas,"the gay divorce" and other dramas.

There ain't half been some clever bastards(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.He must have been a pencil squeezer.He didn't do the Mona Lisa,That was an Italian geezer.

There ain't half been some clever bastards(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Einstein can't be classed as witless.He claimed atoms were the littlest.When you did a bit of splitting-em-nessFrighten everybody shitless

There ain't half been some clever bastards.Probably got help from their mum (who had help from her mum).There ain't half been some clever bastards.Now that we've had some,let's hope that there's lots more to come.

There ain't half been some clever bastards(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.