Paris Hilton is topless, possibly constipated

Paris Hilton poses topless for the latest issue of 944 Magazine. I can’t tell if she’s trying to be sexy in these pictures, or really has to go to the bathroom. It’s like “Ooh, yeah, I’m Paris Hilton and I’ve got to piss like a race horse. Isn’t that hot?” I dunno, I guess – sort of. But you know what’s really hot? Drinking anti-freeze. I mean, wow, e to the rotic. And, hey, I’ve got some right here. You go first, sexy girl. Mmm, yum yum!

uhhhhhhh idk if you with the negative comments are jealous or blind or just love to hate on bodes you wish you had because shes not too thin shes pretty much perfect in these pictures and i dont even like her in saying it cause its the truth
flat perfect stomach..long legs that arent even anorexic looking what the hell are you people talking about theres a curve to them ..you guys are crazy…. not comin back to this link to see any replies fyi

Thank you to all of our hard working troops to make Zane look like a moron.”

Really? It’s off the map? What about a few days ago, when two more U.S. soldiers were killed in Iraq, bringing the total casualties to almost 4000? I don’t know about American school children, but I bet about 4000 sets of parents believe that Iraq is still on the map. Probably about 5 times that many if you count the limbless ones too. For a country that was wiped OFF the map, it’s doing remarkably well in picking off U.S. soldiers. Maybe you could ask those parents what the return address was on the coffins, and whether they could locate it on a world map.

Hum, hey all you girls looking at this, no man worth your while finds this sexy or attractive. Emancipated is right. Don’t go making yourself all skinny and gross like this one. Not nice at all!

ps hey #70, I hope you as a school teacher are also teaching your kids your intolerance of other people and religions with the comment about who you would vote for based on a last name. And your a teacher? Shame on you.