The next train to arrive at platform 3 will NOT be the eagerly anticipated London & South East MicrosoftTM Train Simulator add-on from First Class Simulations. The delay is nothing to do with a defective junction box at New Maldern or seasonable manpower shortages at Clapham Junction however.

"First Class Simulations is sorry to announce that Microsoft Train Simulator add-on London & the South East is being delayed this morning due to over running engineering works but will be available on Friday, November 19th. We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause to your sales targets."

Even though it's true, this is the long, boring way of saying that London & South East is so jam-packed with original late 1960's era London railway stations, rolling stock and railway paraphernalia that the developers needed another two weeks to finish it!