Is Bashar al-Assad a zombie?

posted Nov 23, 2011, 11:03 AM by Ryan Buck

Concern
is growing worldwide after unconfirmed reports were leaked to a
Damascus newspaper that the President of Syria is infected. The most
recent dictator to be targeted by the Arab Spring, Assad has done
everything within his power to prevent outsiders from coming in to his
inner circle. Most recently, he asked the Arab league to reduce the
number of observes entering Syria to a paltry 50, a small enough number
for a small zombie enclave to infect. Media outlets, particularly those
from the west have been expelled from the country giving the thought
that Assad is infected even more credence. Stay tuned for more news out
of Damascus.