Josh, you are very much missed for that extra dose of enjoyment you bring to a day, so get your arse in gear and get your computer situation sorted. Dammit, do you expect me to amuse myself or something? Lazy, that’s what it is!

As for how I’m doing, I’m working on all my stuff for Halloween. I think it might be a bit, um, content overkill to be honest. Three projects at once.

While I’m the last one to condemn anyone for abandoning their post (get it?….post?), I gotta say I’m very disappointed, sir. You have people depending on you for entertainment around here. Get with the program mister, or we’re sending Bill in a bee suit, and Guise in a bunny suit. I don’t know what’s gonna happen, but it will be fun for us, and traumatizing for you.

…people just want me to shake my cottonbum, that’s all there is to it.

Josh, you need to be sorted out before October. Seriously, if you miss out on all the Halloween fun, there will be hell to pay, and by gum you’ll be paying it! (And because you’ll be paying in Canadian dollars, it’ll take even longer!)