The amount of joy in your eyes when you saw a Hannibal Scorpion in that REQ pack will be superseded only by sheer terror when you get boarded at spawn.

Libra – September 23 to October 22

Even though you have already unlocked Achilles, your week will be spent kill-farming because you’ve stooped so low that you have forgotten any other ways to play.

Scorpio – October 23 to November 21

In contrast to Libras, your week will be spent trembling in Warzone as predators clad in Achilles prowl the core room with power weapons and damage boosts like a school of hungry sharks as they savagely murder anyone on your team unlucky enough to spawn in the base.

Sagittarius – November 22 to December 21

In contrast to both Libras and Scorpios, you’ve quit Warzone altogether and stick with solely Arena. Yet little do you know that in your first CTF match, the enemy team will be clad in Achilles, they will score two captures in two minutes, and they will spend the remainder of the match slaughtering your team for kills. And you’ll end up spending most of it on your own because unlike your teammates who quit as soon as they realized the intent of the enemy, you foolishly decided to equip a Legendary RP boost!

Capricorn – December 22 to January 19

No, that’s not the Flood infesting your basement. That’s mold. And you need to get that cleaned up.

Aquarius – January 20 to February 18

On the first clear night of this week, the thumbsticks will fall off your controller.