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There are so so so so so so so many beautiful girls being wasted on douchbaggery jerks so i have devised these beautiful symptoms of something most guys (where i live) suffer from:

1. Saggery in the baggery: Keep your eyes peeled! Im not saying that every guy who bags his jeans is a douchebag but if its this one and about 3-the rest of them more then and only then is he suffering from douchebaggeria.

2. Backwards hat: If his hat is backwards his life be backwards guurl hehe:)

3. The trade mark docuhebag glasses

4. Tan tan tan tan skin like the type in Jersey Shore

5. GIGANTOR muscles that he enjoys flexing when he takes picture of himself

6. Gold chain

7. Beats: The bigger the beats, the bigger the douche as my phrase goes

8. Pierced/ studded ears (this is a major symptom and most common at that)

9. If he CANNOT speak english, *Sorry if you do not do profound words ALERT ALERT*