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Key Arts is an artist-run space using the redundant St Mary at the Quay Church on the waterfront. They hold a comprehensive programme of events and residencies during the year and have been running since 2006.

Norwich remains the regional centre for TV broadcasting, but both BBC East and Anglia TV have presenters and offices in Ipswich. The town has three local radio stations, BBC Radio Suffolk covering the entire county, where the East Anglian Accent can be heard on its many phone-ins, the commercial Heart East Anglia which was founded in 1975 as Radio Orwell covering the A14 corridor in Suffolk and Town 102 which was founded in 2006 and is the first full-time commercial station specific for Ipswich. The younger audience is catered for with Suffolk based Kiss 105-108. On 15 August 2007, Ipswich Community Radio launched full-time after successfully gaining a licence in early 2006.

The town's daily evening newspaper is the Ipswich Star which is the sister title to the county's daily morning newspaper the East Anglian Daily Times.
Buildings
Willis Faber and Dumas Headquarters in Ipswich, was one of Norman Foster's earliest commissions.
Ipswich Town Hall

In addition to the Christchurch Mansion and Ancient House, Ipswich in the 21st century has some important cultural buildings including the New Wolsey Theatre and the Regent Theatre – the largest theatre venue in East Anglia where, in the 1960s, the Beatles performed when it was still known as the Gaumont.

There are several medieval Ipswich churches but the grandest is St Mary le Tower,[37] rebuilt by the Victorians. Holy Trinity Church by Ipswich Waterfront is one of the few churches in the country which was built during the reign of William IV and whilst the outside looks plain, the interior is quite spectacular. The world's oldest circle of church bells is housed in St Lawrence Church.[38]

The former East Suffolk County Hall is in the centre of Ipswich. It is listed as a building at risk by the Victorian Society.[39] The Town Hall remains in use as an arts centre and events venue; it dates from 1866 (architects: Bellamy & Hardy of Lincoln).

Modern buildings include the new Suffolk County Hall in the area known as Ipswich Village close to Ipswich Town's Portman Road stadium. The stadium has hosted England under 21, under 23, and full international matches in addition to an England hockey game.

The only one that doesn't make sense to me is the first one. There are three weeks in which there is no period, one week in which she does. How do you know, based on her picking one day or another, which one is her period? What if she works or has plans on the day she didn't pick?
Also, you'd have to just happen to ask around the time she has her period for her to avoid that day.

The sex offender thing is kind of irellevant since most sex offenders are not very likely to go out into their own neighbourhood trolling for kids man. You'll get caught in 10 seconds flat if you stalk where you live, so no reason to assume living near a school does anything there

Living near a school: However when the school has an event trying getting out of your driveway when everyone parks on your block on both sides of the road because the school don't have enough parking.... I used to live near a school..

But I am not an asshole either, I frequently say what I'd love to have when it's relevant - "wow, delish coffe, hun, can you imagine.... I always wanted to have milk shaker!" and similar **** ; Only a retard wouldn't get it so it works out well.

Here is some actual advice : don't get your girlfriend any presents on special days (except christmas) because that's when she expects you to buy things.
Instead buy her a present from time to time on normal week days , she will not expect it and feel more connected to you.

I wanted to see what caused some poor women to read the Cosmo sex tips and what the whole deal was about. Have you guys actually read those ******* things?

"Hold his penis in one hand and lightly slap it with the other... you can tap it back and forth like you're volleying a tennis ball and lightly pinch the skin on his shaft and testicles. Many women make the mistake of being too gentle."

MFW some bloke out there is having the misfortune of having a girlfriend dense enough to slap his rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty and pinch his sack.

The other day I had the most white-trash solution I have every conceived of. I had stale cookies that I still wanted to eat. I got so desperate to eat them that I went over them with a steam iron (like for clothes) to make them soft and warm again. The sad thing is that it worked. But at what cost?