Author Notes:

File this under: "This is exactly what I would do if I were a wizard". Seriously. Yeah I know wielding magic is cool. But you know what's even cooler? The mother lovin' FORCE! And lightsabers! So what that the force isn't real? If magic is real, I will MAKE the force real! ...or at least I can pretend.

ANNOUNCEMENT: Our illustrious illustrator Doug has released a new webcomic called LOL Wars! It's a Star Wars parody webcomic that updates on Mondays. I have nothing to do with this, so I can say without bias that I love it. Go check it out already!

@Tezcatlipoca: I know right?! I can't believe that it's never addressed in the books. Seems so obvious. And I would go blue to mimic Luke's journey as a young Jedi. But I love me some Kyle Katarn yellow.