I ravaged and gutted by villanous tie-wearing racoons talking in german mixed with french! It all happened in Rome amits a sea of pizza and spaggetti! Then James Bond played by Sean Connory rode in and fired an Umbaran Blaster pistol and made the racoon sing in terror "Bad Romance" while growing wings and taking me to their nest filled with dog-eating doves! THere they sacrifice me to their god Osiris!