Go to this site and watch the intro. This is for a movie done by Pat “Red Green” McKenna and Rick “Red Green” Green, produced by Steve “Red Green” Smith. Also, check out the Bill ADDventures! And no, the Couch has the week off. And the Sectional. Has the week off.

I was looking forward to writing another long, boring entry about painting my spare bedroom, but I finished painting it last week, so we’re scuppered. Instead, I’ll write a long boring post about all the shit I did to my Camaro so far this weekend! Yesterday, I finally got around to removing the A/C compressor. […]

Cuttlefish are jet propelled aquatic molluscs, sort of like squid’s retarded cousins. The name ‘cuttle’ is derived from the old english word for ‘scrotum’. Despite having good optical resolution of around 359 DPI, cuttlefish are particularly useless as monitors because of their need to be kept wet and the lack of HDMI ports. […]

We’re so glad you could join us this week. We appreciate you choosing us as your furniture-based podcast, instead of those assholes over on the Angry Chaise Lounge, the Ornery Recliner, or the Vicious Love Seat. Blonde Moment: Hey, the rapture didn’t happen. Is it time for a tazing? Demand satisfaction! New Area 51 […]