Thursday, March 6, 2008

...what have I done?

Important Note: Previously, I was missing a line to the rap. All is well and it is fixed. No one noticed, but that's probably because you wanted to save my fragile little ego. How sweet of you!

Seriously, this is all Bear's fault. He basically made me do this. All I did was mention how "Feralicious" sounds like "Fergalicious" and it spawned this huge thing where everyone wanted me to write it. So, I took a couple days and, against my better judgement, did so.

Once again, I'm really sorry. Bear's talking about finding a professional to remake it. Button's talking about making me sing it. I hope that's one torture the world never experiences.

Feralicious

One, two, three, pull

[Male Part]Listen up y’all ‘cause this is itThe bear that is tankin is for the win

[Female]Feralicious definition: lacerate and mangleDon’t use caster, don’t spam moon blaster, lacks entangleYou can heal me, you can’t kill meI ain’t wiping, this ain’t hypingI’ve got key binds, you should see mineI’ll just own your face in no time

Feralicious (feralicious)But I ain’t coniferousThis bear is just ambitiousMy stats are all factitiousI am viciousMake all the guilds slash who, whoAnd they be waitin’ in my queue ‘cause I’m good at what I do

Feralicious def-Feralicious def-Feralicious def- (echo)Feralicious definition, down them bosses easyThey always think I’m cheatin’But that just makes ‘em crazyI am U to the R, T, A the N, the KAnd if you want no wipes you’ll do just what I say

I’m feraliciousDPS is viciousDuel it up with me and the outcome’s not auspiciousRepetitiousMake all the guilds slash who, whoAnd they be waitin’ in my queue ‘cause I’m good at what I do (one two three pull)

Guildy, guildy, guild-yIf you really want meMaybe get some patienceMaybe then you’ll get a tankRun’ll be easy, easyEpic drops there will beIt’s so easy, easyMy threat is crazy

[Male]M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’L to the A to the C E R A T E S, L to the A to the, to the, to the

[Female]All the time I turn around guildies gather ‘round always wantin’ some instance boss down, wantin’ all my (threat)I just wanna say it now – I ain’t tryin’ to round up drama, I don’t wanna, I’m not gonna take your spotAnd I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceitedAnd I keep on repeating how the raid bosses eat itBut I’m tryin’ to tell, how much skill it takes to do this well‘Cause they say I’m…

Feralicious (feralicious)But I ain’t coniferousThis bear is just ambitiousMy stats are all factitiousI am viciousMake all the guilds slash who, whoAnd they be waitin’ in my queue ‘cause I’m good at what I do

[Male]M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’M to the A to the N G L E – bear you’re tankin’M to the A to the, to the (one, two, three, pull)L to the A to the C E R A T E S, to theL to the A to the C E R A T E S, to theL to the A to the C E R A T E S, to theL to the A to the, to the, to the (one, two, three, pull)

L to the A to the C E R A T E S, to theL to the A to the C E R A T E S, to theL to the A to the C E R A T E S, to theL to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the (fade out)

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Bellwether is a level 80 Druid on Dark Iron (PvP - US). She has experience in endgame raids, PvP and arena as a Restoration spec'd Healer. She also has knowledge on many other aspects of the druid class, including the other talent trees. Her alts include a Ret Paladin named Bellbell with a bitchin' attitude, and many ickle alties.Contact Information:E-mail: 4haelz AT gmail DOT comAIM: JuiceboxDaniMSN: bellwetherdani@live.comSubscribe to 4 Haelz!Picture provided by the lovely Phaelia of Resto4Life.

Sannhet is a Level 80 Ret Paladin, Frost DK and perhaps soon Warrior with an attitude and an occasional bone to pick. He loves to debate and hopefully he'll write in here to tell you how awesome he is (he's very awesome). He's been referred to on this blog before as "Button."