COUPLE ALERT: CODE RED — BLAIR W. AND SETH C.

COUPLE ALERT. COUPLE ALERT. THIS IS NOT A TEST. PLEASE REMOVE ALL HOT BEVERAGES FROM BOTH HAND AND MOUTH. PLEASE SIT DOWN IF YOU ARE AT A STANDING DESK. FLOOR IS FINE JUST MAKE SURE YOU CAN SEE THE COMPUTER, MAYBE IF IT IS A LAPTOP YOU CAN BRING IT ON THE FLOOR WITH YOU? JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE SEATED AND ABLE TO READ THIS BLOG POST. PLEASE TRY NOT TO CHOKE AND DIE 2 DEATH WHEN YOU READ THIS BECAUSE OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!!!! From US:

It’s like a teenage dream come true! Adam Brody and Leighton Meester, both veterans of the teen drama genre, have been secretly dating for weeks, sources confirm to Us Weekly.

The actors, who costarred in 2011 dramedy The Oranges alongside Catherine Keener and Hugh Laurie, have been “hanging out,” the source tells Us.

“They were always close and friendly,” the insider added, noting that the pair would hang out on occasion during shooting for the film.

And even though she and Brody have been keeping their relationship out of the public eye, the new couple has already been making their rounds, traveling together to Bangkok earlier this year and taking in art exhibits at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art on Friday, Feb. 1.

IF YOU ARE SHORT OF BREATH PLEASE CLOSE EYES AND TAKE ONE MOMENT TO GATHER YOURSELF. IF YOU NEED YOUR INHALER PLEASE GRAB AND USE. AGAIN, THIS IS NOT A TEST. BLAIR AND SETH FROM OUR FAVORITE TEEN DRAMAS ARE “HANGING OUT.” WE ARE LIVING IN JOSH SCHWARTZ’S DREAM. JOSH SCHWARTZ’S DREAM IS OUR DREAM. WE ARE LIVING IN OUR DREAM. BUT CHUCK. WHERE IS CHUCK. OH NO. CHUCK. MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION. MALFUNCTION. PLEASE UNPLUG COUPLE ALERT. LET COUPLE ALERT DIE HAPPY. MALFUNCTION.

Well Dr. Summer Roberts seems to be doing pretty well with her idiot neighbor guy, so I guess there’s that. I’m worried about Mayor Levon Hayes, though. He did not take that brush off very well. I am here for you, Mayor Levon Hayes. You are the best mayor that Bluebell has ever seen.

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