Ha ha don't panic. Advise the wife that it would all be in furtherance of scientific enlightenment, and that your participation will be limited to that of a dispassionate, stern-faced observer in a white lab coat.

Its like that coffee with legs in Brazil.Their like star bucks. They have women dressed in lingerie serving coffee in high heels. Its become main stream and no one looks down on it. If topless carwashes worked anything with boobies can or short skirts can.