Jon Stewart
Jon Stewart had previously believed Duck Dynasty was a cast of ducks reenacting Dynasty. Also believes that people should be able to say "ignorant sh*t" on TV—because otherwise he'd be out of a job. Whether ignorant or not, we like you sh*t, Jon.

Rob Delaney's Butt Hole Logic
In which Delaney imagines what it would be like to wake up inside another man's anus.