Australia’s decision to introduce plain packaging has aroused international attention and stimulated interest in complementary initiatives. To date, research attention has focused on external packaging and few studies have examined the physical objects of consumption – cigarette sticks.

This is a euphemism for suggesting government mandate that - at the same time as turning the outside of packets into a B list gore film - the cigarettes inside should look like bile, sick and shit.

Hoek's angle is very interesting though, because - as we already know - tobacco controllers are involved in a global game of keeping up with the Joneses; of always looking for some way of kidding themselves that they are doing something important instead of just being miserable tax spongers.

Ireland preen themselves at being the first to inflict a national smoking ban, Australia is proud to have been the first to infantilise their citizens with plain packaging, but Janet has a plan to keep New Zealand right up there in the international illiberal bastards stakes.

Just think of the glory! The white fern nation could be the very first to not only demand plain packaging, but also to make the cigarettes look crap too! What a giant leap for mankind, eh? She explains her potentially huge contribution to humanity in this video.

Now, I'm sure you thought that with all advertising banned, along with sports sponsorship, cigarettes hidden behind screens and colour schemes taken off packs in favour of gory pictures, that no tobacco controller could ever claim with a straight face that the tobacco industry is 'marketing' their products.

But you'd be wrong because apparently, now, the white of a cigarette paper is evil and a means of conveying social acceptability. It's getting to the point where someone should seriously start to question the sanity of these people, doncha think?

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Ha ha, Poo Sticks? When I smoked, I would actually buy papers that were not white! When I smoked commercials, I liked Sobranies. And I also liked brown ovals - Turkish? I don't think Poo Sticks will put smokers off ONE BIT. In fact it might be - (gasp) - FUN. What it really shows is what idiots are now making collectables. "I'll swap you "diseased gums" for "terminal cancer" because I want to complete my set. Oh - and can I swap all my "Bark" Poo Sticks for your "Peas" because I'm wearing green to the party on Friday"

Well, of course. White fags are obviously racist. I'm surprised the Kiwis didn't think of that angle themselves, to be honest.

But I think those look rather attractive, actually. Calling them “tan”, “sand”, and “walnut” - I like that one especially - doesn't really help their cause, mind you. (And “flesh”? Really, Janet? There's that pesky racism agian...)

I agree with Liz and Sam - my first thought was designer ciggies - olive green is very in right now and the neutrals are always very classy. I used to smoke Mores when they first came out - they're brown and I rather liked the fact that they were different from the norm. What becomes more and more obvious about these idiots desperate to justify their existence is that, beyond addiction, they don't have a clue. The clue is in the word 'addiction'.

The Government should support ecigs, stop feeding fat cat vultures because they haven't achieved anything in years - beyond a black market, put the perils of smoking on the curriculum in schools and give the money to the NHS. But they won't do that because smoking is too lucrative for them and they need the idiots torturing tobacco companies and smokers, so they appear to be p.c. whilst ripping people off.