19 reasons why Batman would be a shit husband

Have you heard the big news? Batman has only gone and proposed to Catwoman, his on-again-off-again crush and enemy. The shock proposal was revealed this week in Bruce Wayne’s latest comic book caper Batman #24. Pretty major, right? Catwoman is yet to deliver an answer, but we’ve put ourselves in her paws and had a think about why Batman wouldn’t exactly be the best guy to settle to down with. Catwoman, if you’re reading this over a saucer of milk and bag of Dreamies, please bear the below reasons why Batman would be a shit husband.

He’s a very reckless man.

He drives past the speed limit, so he’s bound to get lots of tickets.

And to be honest, with an outrageous car like the Batmobile he’s got to be compensating for something.

He always has to bloody get involved doesn’t he, he can’t just have a quiet night in.