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Thursday, March 31, 2016

I've written before about my obsession with Seolhyun's cardboard cutout of herself. Well, today I found out that not only do they sell for three times what it cost to make the original (about $87 now), but they're also available for purchase!

Finally, a chance for Seolhyun to come hither at me.

Naturally, I tried to see if there were any on Amazon. But alas, there were none. Amazon did have some snazzy other cutouts, though. Might have to get me one of those.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

It's hard to believe this song is already a month old, but it came out at the wrong time for me. The end of every month has exams, and then I had spring break, and then I had to get back into studying mode. It's a shame it took me a long time to review this because it is one of my favorite debut songs over the past couple of years.

For those of you who only enjoy Red Velvet's Red songs, check yourself out the door and go back and listen to something such as "Huff 'n Puff". Unfortunately, I'm one of those people who only the Red songs abhor the Velvet songs.

Sunday, March 20, 2016

Former OG After School member Jooyeon, who left the group last year to pursue acting, has released a pictorial for BNT in honor of her 29th birthday. Special thanks to the anonymous user who linked me this on my ask.fm. These pictures are glorious.

Saturday, March 19, 2016

Remember kids, this is your friendly reminder that there is a thing as too much plastic surgery. It's also a reminder that even if you look weird as fuck but come out with listenable songs, I'll still listen to your MVs.

Thursday, March 17, 2016

Hello kpop lovers and random passersby. In today's edition of Best of the Worst, we've got grannies dancing to kpop, the creepiest idol group idea ever, and Hyunseung continuing his streak of being problematic.

Okay, the name just for this singer is confusing. It is DHM, short for Dou Hua Mei, but that's just her stage name. She's probably more known as her real name, Tsai (Cai) Huang Ru, but her English name is Mini Tsai. Confused yet? Well, I bet your penis/vagina isn't, because she's hot, so that's all that really matters.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

We all heard Radio, which was fairly divisive, but now she just dropped two bomb tracks along with it. The youtube for the first, "I'm Just Not Into You," is blocked for many people so here is a link to the official vevo. She also has a song called "Up in the Air" which is fabulous. She pretty much just made everyone her bitch with these tracks. Hello knetz who hated on her for being sick of just doing aegyo all the time. Let her move on and this is the gold you get. You shall trust your queen. (and Sony production values) Hopefully this is a sign of things to come in a long and prosperous solo career. She has been through enough bullshit and put in the work to earn it.

"I promise you, we're going to make K-Pop great again. I'm going to stop the one of the men behind its current decline," exclaimed Donald Trump as many of his supporters cheered him on. He was at another campaign rally, this time in Korea. There were tens of thousands of Koreans lined up outside, anticipating Trump would finally get rid of idols in Korea.

At the snap of his fingers, two men carried in a man bound to a chair and blindfolded. The two men sat the chair down beside Trump and removed the blindfold. Trump pointed at the man. "This guy is enabling the problem, so we must stop him at all costs."

The crowd was silent, as they had no idea who this guy was. Trump cleared his throat and started again. "This man welcomes the influx of immigrants in K-Pop! These foreign idols are taking jobs away from Koreans! Hello, it's called K-Pop, not A-Pop for Asian Pop!" The crowd started cheering, as many of the people in the crowd naturally hated groups like EXO that had plenty of Chinese members.

"Look how well importing idols from China did for EXO. Half of the group is gone now. What a disgrace. Have you see Wu Yifan's face? No way he could ever become a celebrity without SM. Now that traitorous cockbag is making money in China."

Thunderous applause erupted from the crowd as the Koreans started chanting "Trump! Trump! Trump!" Trump was smiling as the crows kept chanting his name.

"The first thing we must do is to exterminate traitors to the Korean people!" yelled Trump as he pointed back at the man. "We must get rid of Anti Kpop-Fangirl!"

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Momo finally got two of her wishes fulfilled. She got to eat a lot of jokbal while going out on a date with another female. I would not be surprised if Momo told Kei "I want to dip this jokbal into a cup of your pussy juices." KeiMo OTP 2016.

Friday, March 11, 2016

So Cosmic Girls finally released their "Catch Me!" music video, and while many of us are happy that is finally got released (after two freaking weeks!) I see some SONEs specifically in the comments claiming that CG is copying SNSD's "You Think" concept.

Thursday, March 10, 2016

Hello friends, and welcome to the drunk idols edition of Best of the Worst! I didn't intend this week to have a theme; it just happened that way. So anyway, please enjoy the following pickings, which include obnoxious cross-dressing, Eunji's hot workout, and TWO stories involving idols with soju.

A Pink is finally back, but in the land of jizzing tentacles and not in the land of kimchi farts. While normally I'm just happy that A Pink is back, I'm even more happy knowing that a lot of you fuckers hate A Pink. A Pink has been my favorite group since I got into Kpop, but knowing how much people hate them just makes it more enjoyable to follow the group.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

It's time for a Kpopalypse book review, and not just any book review
but a christian book review! Read on and discover all about the
disgusting idol-worshipping heathen Kpopalypse's encounter with
spiritual k-pop literature!

Do I really have to go into a long-ass explanation of why retarded shit like this is precisely why the site is still around? It's not like the dude tied Tiffany to a bed and ripped her panties off and starting licking her butthole and finger fucking her pussy while posting the video to the Internet. No, he just touched her hair. Should he have? Obviously not. I don't like when people touch me; however, it's not like I hire a few 6'6" buff black dudes and a couple of Asian kung fu masters to go fuck someone up every time someone touches me.

Today, a new Taiwanese drama titled "Refresh Man" starts airing today. Since I don't know who the two leading ladies are, I did my research. This is the kind of research I do for my real job, except I'm reading financial statements instead of looking at tits. But hey, I tried to make the analogy work.

This isn't just some simple k-pop, "Haha! I hate Taeyeon for kicking out Jessica" type hatred. No, this is something more. I actually hate her. I hate Ryu Sera. I hate her with every fiber of my being.

Saturday, March 5, 2016

The hashtag video was pretty fun to watch, and I found out the group is filming Weekly Idol (the only variety show I watch anymore...only when my favorite groups show up...and I only watch their specific segments...) next week, so that should air at the end of the month.

I see a lot of people complaining about visual holes in WJSN. Whenever I see articles like this, I'm thinking "...and?" Not every group is going to be like Kara. Hell, Twice is the closest group out today to having no visual holes, but Chaeyoung is pretty fucking ugly with some nasty teeth, Jungyeon looks bad with the bowl cut (she was actually hot on "Sixteen" with longer hair) and Jihyo isn't a visual. Really, it's just the foreign members and Nayeon that carry the group visually, so again, who cares about visual holes. If SNSD can become popular with Hyoyeon and Sooyoung in the group, and if the Wonder Girls can become popular with Sohee and Hye Lim in the group, it just goes to show you visual holes don't mean shit.

Victoria had been reading my comments about Cheng Xiao being the heir apparent to take her throne one of these days, so she just decided to do a photoshoot for Elle China for their April issue and to attend a Dior fashion show to shut me up.

Friday, March 4, 2016

Rather that was to the content itself is known but quite a few of you were expecting a completely different Jimin, and didn't even know who that was so I've made this blog post so that whenever someone mentions "Jimin" you can be sure as to who they're talking about to ease some of the confusion off.

Of course for those of you who are not confused and are familiar with the Jimin's of Korean Entertainment then you can feel free to skip this post or continue on for eye-candy.

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

I saw this in the BoA thread on One Hallyu and wanted to share it while we're still able to watch it. I would like there to at least be one "Bump Bump" live performance in my lifetime where Verbal is actually there to perform the song with her.