*Insert shameless self-promotion disclaimer here* If you have ever wondered what this site would be like if we cut-loose in a Bill Simmons-style and rambled on for a few thousand words, here is your chance. Head on over to The Hardball Times today. They have been running their “Five Questions:” features for every team and today is “Five Questions: Tampa Bay Devil Rays“, written by your truly, where we try to answer such tantalizing questions as “How good can Carl Crawford be?” and “Can Jeff Niemann be the #2 starter that the Rays desperately need?” and “Will the Rays trade one of their talented young outfielders?” It is yet another case of somebody mistaking us for real writers. Either that or they needed somebody to write about the Rays and they realized there wasn’t a whole lot to choose from.