AP: One day in metalworking class, the teacher brought his five-year-old kid, who spent the time drawing. I drew him a robot dinosaur. Today my teacher told me it's up on their fridge and his sons love it. :3

AP: My math test. I made a 70, but the following made it all worth it.

I had like three questions that I had no clue how to do. So I scribbled on it in a little circle, smudged it with water, and wrote this:

"I went to do this problem when something dripped on my paper. The only logical explanation was that my brain was leaking, so to avoid further damage, I aborted the question and turned in my test, leaving several problems unanswered. However, I think that, judging by the quality of the questions I did do, you will see that I have sufficiently mastered this subject and will give me full credit for the unanswered questions.P.S. With your health and safety in mind, I scribbled over the brain matter with pencil but trust me, it was there."

I got full credit for that question! Fucking WIN! As my dad says, if you can't win 'em with brilliance, win 'em with bullshit.

AP #2: I got our entire drill team to start singing Flo Rida's "Get Low" at the end of drill practice, which irritated Sarge, but Colonel thought was funny.