Ugly Dougly wrote:So this guy goes to the doctor. The doctor asks "what seems to be the problem?" He says his pee-pee is bright orange. The doctor (okay I should say physician but I am lazy) says "well, have you been doing anything unusual lately" And our man just says, "Nothing, mostly just watching porn and eating Cheetos.

Ugly Dougly wrote:So this guy goes to the doctor. The doctor asks "what seems to be the problem?" He says his pee-pee is bright orange. The doctor (okay I should say physician but I am lazy) says "well, have you been doing anything unusual lately" And our man just says, "Nothing, mostly just watching porn and eating Cheetos.

Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

Thank you for acknowledging the existence this issue. I wonder what premiums we are forking out for such coverage? And while we are at it, is shirt-cocking covered? Would that not be an exercise of discrimination if we do not cover both offenses?

Help me remember, did we decide shirt cocking was somehow associated with Winnie the Pooh?

burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Eric wrote:I thought it was called "quit fucking talking and get your asses back to work!"

seems, it'd be " quit talking, start fucking, and get your asses back to work".

burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.

a new term is born.........where's that lexicon thread?

Use the search function, it's not new.

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burner von braun wrote:Oh, and I heard back from our people, apparently our insurance policy does cover shirt-cunting (aka: daisyducking) I know that there is still great concern over this matter, and I think I speak for all of us in thanking our esteemed colleague from Ventura for bringing this to our attention. All I can do for now is suggest we keep a watchful eye on it.