First, where can we go that the strip clubs have adjacent liquor stores and second, where can we go that the liquor store clerk will babysit because that seems like a sweet deal.

Except that the strip club didn’t actually have the capacity to babysit the child (although that’s a good idea, someone get on it) and Kenneth Rowe, 26, was charged with child neglect. His son is now with the Department of Children and Families.

It’s safe to say this kids childhood memories aren’t going to be as “fresh as the bright blue sky,” but seeing her face might take the baby boy away to a “special place” when he gets older.