The Fishermans Song

Good morning Mr. Fisherman, how are thee,have you got a lobster you can sell
me,singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

Yes sir yes sir I have three,the biggest of the b*****d's I will sell to thee
singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

So I took the lobster home and put it in a dish,I put it in a dish where the
missus has a pishsinging ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

In the middle of the night the missus gave a grunt,there was the lobster
hanging from her c**t,singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

Well I grabbed the squeegee, she grabbed the broom,we chased the f*****g
lobster round and round the room,singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,never let your b******s dangle in
the dust.

I hit it on the side, well I hit it on the head,I hit the f*****g lobster till
the thing was dead,singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

The moral of the story, the moral is this,always have a shuffty, before you
have a p**s,singing ro-tiddly-oh, s**t or bust,never let your b******s dangle in the dust.

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