Bees are born fully grown.

DISTURBING NEWS- The Bunny Boy Selfie

ENGLISH IS SHOWN HERE WITH SEVERED BUNNY PARTS GLUED TO HIS FACE.

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Northumberland County- Investigators say a full grown man has uploaded a disturbing picture of himself to Facebook. The image displays the adult sized man with severed bunny parts glued to his face. We met up with PETA activist Brittany Booger at her favorite KFC restaurant for lunch. Booger, a longtime animal rights activist and Tweetie bird pajama bottom collector shared the following statement with us while stuffing her face with fried chicken. “That poor little wabbit” she said while sobbing. We asked Booger what sort of charges English faced for the heinous crime. “That poor little bunny wabbit…” Booger replied while dipping chunks of chicken meat into her mashed potatoes.