Mariah Carey’s Fat Swimsuit

Here is a picture of Mariah Carey looking all kinds of fat in her swimsuit. What would possess her to wear something that so obviously shows off her FUPA is beyond me. She was recently on the Jay Leno show or one of those other shows and tripped walking out on the stage. I guess her belly button drooped down too far and got caught on one of her slutty high heels. I remember when she used to be really hot and looked great, but now that she is banging Nick Cannon and his cannon is shooting his cannonballs all over her she doesn’t care anymore and just let herself go. I know she is getting older, but look at Courtney Cox, she still looks awesome! No excuses when you are in the spotlight. I look for her to be the next Kirstie Alley soon, and be on The Biggest Loser. Below is a picture of the Mariah we all know and love, and then what she has become in a white bikini built for an mid 90’s Roseanne Barr. I am sad to say that this is as excited as the new Mariah makes me. On a scale of 5 it just gets not even a full Dick Up.