I'm sort of slow, subby. Maybe you could possibly highlight for me the passage in the article where it says he wants warning signs on the poutine? Thanks a lot. I'm trying, really, please be patient with me.

Pocket Ninja:I'm sort of slow, subby. Maybe you could possibly highlight for me the passage in the article where it says he wants warning signs on the poutine? Thanks a lot. I'm trying, really, please be patient with me.

FTFA: Her irate father told the Sun Monday he's not after a multi-million dollar lawsuit, he just wants to speak out to warn others and perhaps get the Colonel to turn the temperature down on the cheese and gravy.

I've read that word for years and only just bothered to look up how it's pronounced. You learn something new every day. Now, when visiting Canada I can properly say "Please keep that poutine as far away from me as possible."

The-Brain:FTFA: Her irate father told the Sun Monday he's not after a multi-million dollar lawsuit, he just wants to speak out to warn others and perhaps get the Colonel to turn the temperature down on the cheese and gravy.

The headline in ~2 years: customers sue over food poisoning due to incompletely-cooked food.

"I'm looking for someone to stand up and say, 'We're sorry Mr. Lakin, we're sorry Kendell. We want to make this right and hey everybody this food is hot.'"

I heard this douchenozzle on the radio this morning. He was also ripping on the KFC employees for not knowing what to do when his daughter started into her seizure. So I guess medical training is mandatory for all minimum wage food service jobs.

The guy sounded like he wanted to blame everyone for the unfortunate incident that happened to his daughter. I was yelling at my radio in frustration the whole commute, but it made it seem shorter, so that's good.

Yeah they need to put warnings on just about everything when dealing with a loved one with epilepsy. So far my wife has encountered needing warning signs on walls, corners-of-coffee tables, wired routers, (yep, took us right off the intertubes), window sills, warm baths, cats, kitchen floors and a whole host of crap my wife has encountered during her seizures. Sometimes I wonder when I'm gonna get sent down for domestic abuse what with all the bruises she gets after events. "Honest no I don't beat my wife she has epilepsy and really DOES run into doors/floors/tables/whatever happens to be around when she goes down."

GooberMcFly:I heard this douchenozzle on the radio this morning. He was also ripping on the KFC employees for not knowing what to do when his daughter started into her seizure. So I guess medical training is mandatory for all minimum wage food service jobs.

The guy sounded like he wanted to blame everyone for the unfortunate incident that happened to his daughter. I was yelling at my radio in frustration the whole commute, but it made it seem shorter, so that's good.

Well, absolutely. It's not like DAD should know what to do when daughter has a seizure, right? That might mean parental responsibility and doing something besides standing there screaming "MY DAUGHTER IS HAVING A SEIZURE!!!! WHY DON'T YOU IDIOTS DO SOMETHING!!!! HELP! HELP!"

TFA: "I'm looking for someone to stand up and say, 'We're sorry Mr. Lakin, we're sorry Kendell. We want to make this right and hey everybody this food is hot.'"

::stands up::

Mr. Lakin, I'm sorry you're an idiot. Kendell, I'm sorry that you have epilepsy and that your dad is an idiot. Hey, everybody, unlike the skanky, congealed loser poutine at that place across the street, KFC's poutine is actually hot!

I don't believe we eat poutine around these parts. If we did I assure you we would probably not stick our faces into it. What if this girl had had her seisure on the street and stumbled into a legally moving vehicle? The world is made of unsafe surfaces - hot, cold, hard, sharp, scratchy. We get by. Put her in a padded suit, not the rest of us.

Weaps:Yeah they need to put warnings on just about everything when dealing with a loved one with epilepsy. So far my wife has encountered needing warning signs on walls, corners-of-coffee tables, wired routers, (yep, took us right off the intertubes), window sills, warm baths, cats, kitchen floors and a whole host of crap my wife has encountered during her seizures. Sometimes I wonder when I'm gonna get sent down for domestic abuse what with all the bruises she gets after events. "Honest no I don't beat my wife she has epilepsy and really DOES run into doors/floors/tables/whatever happens to be around when she goes down."

It has to suck, especially during the, ummm, intimate moments, I suppose.

Her irate father told the Sun Monday he's not after a multi-million dollar lawsuit, he just wants to speak out to warn others and perhaps get the Colonel to turn the temperature down on the cheese and gravy.

Well, if the choice is between taking the risk of giving thousands of people food poisoning or burning the handful of people that accidentally or purposefully rub their faces in their dinner, I think you're out of luck.

Because I'm assuming you're American, and as Americans we are required to know basically 3 things about Canada. They like hockey, they like poutine, and they have guys in red uniforms riding horses instead of police.