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A dalek appears in Equestria - not just any dalek, but the one that had been corrupted by Rose Tyler's DNA. It has a choice of life as a pony, or dying, and finds that it cannot bear to die a second time. Thus begins a strange adventure... ·RainbowDoubleDash

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Trixie appears once more in Ponyville, babbling about how she is supposed to be the Element of Magic and how Celestia is the evil Tyrant Sun. Has she gone insane? Or is something larger happening? ·RainbowDoubleDash

wow this was both hilarious perverse creepy and surprisingly in character for a crack fic.

The Aloe and Lotus scne with a perverse Carrot Top with low finances

Can't wait to see what Lyra and Bonbon have planned.

Please tell me we get to see Raindrops at some pint, seriously this is crack no better place!

Didn't like the Pokey scene as much but that's just me, plus it seems a little odd of ran "asexual" even one with a biological sex clock of extreme strength to find someone attractive rather than just having huge urges in general.

I'm not much of a fan of clopfics (I'm not opposed to adult themes in stories, I just prefer it as a means to an end, not the end itself) but I love raunchy humor (I'm a regular reader of Oglaf, after all).

I can't help but wonder how much more comedic and deftly nuanced this could be handled if it actually was in canon Lunaverse and taken seriously.

Also not sure I like the "sex is gross" attitude compared to the "freaked out by sex from being the protege of Luna and every stallion and mare with a political motive trying to get under my tail even at a much too young age" (AKA "sex is a weapon and I won't be it's victim") which I expected.

As far as any of us know, (no) she wasn't molested she's just Asexual, which naturally makes the idea of partially or totally losing control of her body and almost being "compelled" to do stuff she finds disgusting is understandable.

>>14943011494301 'Just Asexual'? That's like saying someone has 'Just' an eating disorder. In order for any living creature (who doesn't reproduce asexually) to have no interest in sex, let alone be repulsed by it points to some serious mental problems.

After all, when you get right down to it sex is instinctually the only reason to prolong ones life (once again assuming were not talking about a single cell or something). So for there to be an aversion to it there is either A) Trauma or B) A physical problem with the brain/hormones, neither of which is healthy.

Actually, it can totally just happen. For any given set, there will always be outliers.

After all, it makes no sense from a biological standpoint that there could be gays or lesbians, but we know for a fact that they exist. So is someone who's completely uncomfortable with the thought of either really so bizarre by comparison?

>>14944971494497 I see what your trying to say but I would go with yes...that really is a bad thing. Biologically you would assume Schizophrenia would get bred out of the population and we still have that. The fact that it is an outlier doesn't necessarily make it alright.

Gays are viewed as still being healthy because they are still showing an interest in their normal biological functions even if the attraction is misplaced. Like I said before, having no interest in sex is like not having an interest in food or breathing. Lacking any of those things is denying your opportunity to continue your genes ie. denying your very reason to exist.

This Trixie is your character so in the end I have to accept your interpretation of her inner workings but from where I see things she is a very ill mare.

Well, near as can be told, it doesn't actually have any severe impact on the lives of asexual people. Trixie's an unusual case for getting so grossed out, but I'm not gonna lie, this happens mostly 'cause I think it's funny.

She's not adverse to forming close romantic relationships, and in that sense, she's straight (in canon, anyway; in this, who knows?). But sex? No.

Well, I mean "straight' insofar as romantic relationships are concerned. And while Equestrians don't care about homosexuality or bisexuality, I think the majority of them still lean towards straight, though I do also think they're more experimental.

Sexuality is redicuously complicated. Even amongst humans, it's rare to find someone who is 100% straight or 100% gay. Even someone who self-identifies as completely straight might still have someone they'd "go gay" for. Usually George Clooney or John Barrowman for men. With Equestrians it's even murkier, I think, nevermind adding in things like how some ponies might only be attracted to ponies from certain tribes, or be repulsed by ponies of certain tribes, without ever taking gender into account.

And then there's minotaurs...

...the point is that, in canon, I think that Trixie is generally romantically attracted only to males.

I know you meant only insofar as romantic relationships and while a fair number of asexual people might choose to define themselves as straight gay or bi. this tends to be more to do with culture than anything else so from a society that cares very little about sexuality it seems unlikely that Trixie would be romantically inclined one way or the other.

I mean she's your character though just yeah making a note of it, sorry fi it came across like I was telling you how to write your character.

More seriously Trixie is only asexually from the stand point of hanky-panky, therefore it is still perfectly sensible for her to still identify with specific gender attractions. Just because she doesn't care for the downstairs action doesn't mean she ignores the rest of the package.

Plus she's form Neigh orleans!

Based on her own statements in other stories that fact seems to correlated with her aversion to sex in the first place. She might be naturally disinterested, but growing up in a city with such a wild side seems to have turned it into full blown squick.

While I will concede to loving that ship this really is more about the technical side of things, than anything else

More seriously Trixie is only asexually from the stand point of hanky-panky, therefore it is still perfectly sensible for her to still identify with specific gender attractions. Just because she doesn't care for the downstairs action doesn't mean she ignores the rest of the package.

Again I'm well aware of this, I even mentioned it. I just said that from an Equestrian stand point it doesn't strike me as such a big thing it's largely culture based.

Also by Neigh orleans I meant that's place strikes me as the least one sided in terms of sexuality so her pricking up a "sexuality" based on the actions of other around seems unusual, again it's not a big thing and I'm almost certainly taking it more seriously than needed still.