I like the idea of televised naked nerf tournaments featuring hot chicks. It would be like professional wrestling, but wetter and totally nude! I think I'll submit a petiton to change-dot-org calling for a referendum to start a naked nerf league! Anyone going to sign my petition?

Naked nerf war time again at Lakota schoolsIt's that time of year again!

Lakota Local Schools officials are warning students at both Lakota East and Lakota West high schools to think long and hard about their involvement in a student-led tradition known as Nerf Wars. The last team standing wins bragging rights and splits a pot of participation fees reported to be $1,200 this year.

Naked 'Nerf Wars' taking over Lakota school districtThese kids have put a lot of work into organizing the tournament and there's even a $1200 prize! Parents and the school aren't too happy, but since when do kids give a rat's ass what they think?!!

dingleberry: So you're suggesting that people play Naked Twister while being shot at by someone with a nerf gun? As long as I'm the one doing the shooting then I can see how the contest could be fun. But being shot at would be annoying at the least and possibly painful depending on the marksmanship of the shooter!

Katy Perry's naked lieI'm in favor of a new holiday called National Naked Day where everyone has to do everything naked. I would make this day the same day as the national elections so that everyone who wants to vote has to do it naked. That way only honest people will vote! And, of course, there'll be Naked Nerf Contests on National Naked Day!