I don’t know what Lily Allen is doing here, but it looks like she’s got a job working at Disney or some shit. I guess it’s got something to do with the botched Abortion she denies having back when she was at her peak, hard drinking, hard drug using, and actually getting cock..

Maybe shit left her infertile and now forces her to connect with kids working at a theme park where she dresses like she lives in a fairy tale where she shows off her fat tits because she’s fat…the same tits that once wanted to nurse a child…but were robbed of that right…by her selfishness….

I know under this dress and under the push up bra is a serious set of wonky and uneven tits, but I figured that despite being left in the dust by Katy Perry and Lady Gaga and other popstars, Lily Allen still hasn’t killed herself, even though some would argue she should. Enjoy.