I realize that it’s the antithesis of political correctness to make sweeping generalizations about a whole group of people, especially if that generalization tends toward the negative. But man…the Japanese are just plain effing weird.

JJ Abrams is launching a contest where the winner becomes an extra in Star Wars VII. That's not good enough. If you're going to let somebody play a part in Star Wars, you should make it THE part. Abrams should give whoever wins their very own movie. Yes, all 150 minutes of it.

The Tushy Book is a (so, so awkward) celebration of derrieres, quite often naked ones. The authors designed their book to be an innocent and non-pervy romp, but thanks to their many illustrations of children in their underwear (or less), oh dear God did it not turn out that way.

"Devil Comes Back to Georgia" is the little-known sequel to "Devil Went Down to Georgia." It might be the laziest song ever recorded, because it's the EXACT SAME SONG as its prequel. Devil fiddle-duels Johnny again, plays the same solo again, and loses again. Charlie Daniels fails again.

Usually, we at Holy Taco focus on what’s happening in the world today. Current events, recently-released videos, fun junk like that. But we never forget how the stupidity of today only exists because our culture has been fucked up forever. That is why every Thursday, we’re proud to present Failures From the Past, a weekly [...]

Charlie Zelenoff is a skinny white Internet troll who fancies himself a boxing master. He challenged professional puncher Deontay Wilder to a fight, because maybe he couldn't beat up Floyd Mayweather's dad, but an undefeated boxer in his prime should be easy pickings. Shockingly, nope.

Pat Sajak thinks people who fear global warming are unpatriotic racists. He's trolling people about it on Ywitter, because that always works. It sounds like Pat is more bored and insane than political. We say embrace it. Go on a crazy old man bender like you know you want to. We can help.

NBA coaches and serial killers have a lot in common; they're both cerebral, crafty, and obsessive to a degree, yet simultaneously prone to bouts of maniacal rage and unjustified cruelty towards figures of authority. Just look at this year's remaining playoff coaches...

"Thank You USA" is an adorably sincere love song written by Armend Miftari, a terrible Kosovan musician. He wishes to thank America for aiding his country back in the Clinton years, and does so in the cheesiest, most unintentionally hilarious manner imaginable.

Conan does as well as anybody on TBS can expect to, and has been rewarded with a new four-year contract. But he's still lagging behind everybody else. If the President of Team Coco wants to make it to 2018 and beyond, he's going to have to do something drastic.

Katy Perry covered the classic 1892 love song "Daisy Bell," and actually changed the lyrics. This wasn't due to artistic inspiration or anything -- she simply decided not to sing about being poor, because that's sad and poor people are icky-poo besides.

In a world where basketball and football playoffs rule the universe (America), hockey is a game for warriors...where pucks in the face and silly goal celebrations are considered profound moments in history.

WWE stock dropped 43% overnight, a bigger crash than what triggered the Great Depression. They promised millions of WWE Network subscribers and a billion-dollar TV deal, and neither happened. Amazing what happens when a company that lies for a living finally gets caught telling too big a lie.