The official thread of the AFL (not that any of you will care)

I'm starting this thread because my favourite sport ever devised Australian Rules Football's biggest and best leage the AFL is starting it's pre-season competition this week. Even though I'm 99% certain that none of you will care about this thread in the slightest, I wouldn't mind a place where i can talk about something I'm extremely passionate about. That being said this thread is going to feature one word on a very frequent basis. That word is COLLINGWOOD. look them up. They = Greatness!