Man hid stolen earrings in buttocks

A Massachusetts man has been accused of stealing a pair of earrings from a jewelry store by sticking them between his butt cheeks and walking out.

Dangleberries?

The 24-year-old man was being shown the earrings by a female employee, but when she turned away, the man walked out of the store, Canoe News reports.

When the woman noticed the earrings were missing, she ran after the man and told him to return to the store, which he did to wait for police.

The suspect confessed to taking the earrings after being questioned and reached into his boxers, retrieving them “from between his buttocks” before placing them on the counter, police said. It was not released how much the earrings were worth.

The suspect then told officers, “You better arrest me ‘cause I need to learn a lesson.”

Valid excuse: Hey officer, just trying them on. I had my head up my butt.