Michigan Man Gets Shot In Chest, Stops By Bar For Pool And Drinks Before Going To The Hospital

A Flint, Mich., man is recovering from a bullet that pierced his chest during a drive-by shooting in his neighborhood early Thursday morning.

The man, who says he was sitting at an intersection when a bullet went through his body, continued on his way to a local bar to have a few drinks and shoot some pool with his buddies before being rightfully urged to go to the fucking hospital.

“Uh, hey man. You’re bleeding all over the felt.”

“I’m fine.”

“You’re falling all over the place and you’ve only had half a Bell’s Two Hearted Ale.”

“I said I’m fine.”

“I know you keep saying that, but there is a gaping hole going through your body. I don’t think you’re fine.