What you're looking at is Champagne. Michael Davidson creates art by crystallizing drinks on lab slides and using a microscope with a camera attached. Most his images involve alcohol that has been magnified over 1,000 times.

If you can stand to sit through the stuttering nonsensical "rap" in this song, you'll see generous product placement for Tequila Revolucion and PlentyofFish.com. Of course, Gaga already did that, but whatever, Ke¢ha. You are who you are.

The UK's Office of National Statistics has released a new report, which basically says the whole nation is a bunch of lushes. For starters: the government was forced to revise its consumption calculations because of the "trend" toward larger wine glasses. Whereas a "glass of wine" used to be one unit of alcohol it now…