Naughright and her lawyer provided a different version of events. In a court filing, her lawyer wrote that she was examining Manning to see why Manning was having pain in one of his feet and was crouched behind him when "entirely unprovoked, Peyton Manning decided to pull down his shorts and sit on Dr. Naughright's head and face."

As Naughright described it in a deposition entered into the court record: "It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face when I pushed him up. ... To get leverage, I took my head out to push him up and off."

Remember that?

Of course, it happened back in 1996, before TMZ, before PFT, and it's the holy Peyton hisself, not fatboy Ben.

Fifteen years from now if Ben keeps his nose clean, could he be considered a paragon like Peyton? Prolly not, kids. So just goes to prove my point that shit goes down all the time with other players, but this is the world we live in...