Shimmer: just one ‘s’ word I have on my mind.

Shimmer
Scrub

£15.95 GBP

Shimmer: just one ‘s’ word I have on my mind.

There are some words in the English dictionary that make you go ‘huh?’.

Such as:

Decaf.
Lit.
Shimmer.

The first two aren’t in my vocabulary, but the third is where I can show my expertise.

Shimmer is basically the lovechild of shine, glisten, sparkle and glow, all getting it on at one hell of a unicorn rave.

So I packaged it along with some disco balls, a shot of coffee and Rihanna.

The result?

My new Shimmer Scrub: a coffee body scrub with added glow dust to make your skin shine bright like a diamond.

So, how does it do that?

It comes down to four things, really: coffee, sugar, glow dust and a shot of hydration.

First, there’s coffee. That’s the rough stuff that makes your skin feel like it’s slept (even if it hasn’t). Then a few (heaped) teaspoons of sugar to make your skin feel sweet. Next up? Glow Dust. Just like a Rihanna see-through-onesie, it steals the show; gold and silver goodness that makes you shimmer like a walking disco ball, but without any sharp edges. And the supporting act? Hydration. Grapeseed oil & Vitamin E make your skin limber, just like the water between drinks.

But frank, it’s Monday. What do I do?

Oh babe, just do what you do on a Saturday: get naked.

My Shimmer Scrub don’t care that it’s Monday. It has selective hearing and can only hear No Pants Party Day, every day.