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Sunday, January 17, 2016

#059: North Korea

In AD 2016, war was beginning. What happen? North Korea had set themselves up the bomb. Soon, South Korea will get signal. It Kim Jong-un! “How are you gentleman,” he will tell them. “All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.” Then what will America do? Take off every Zig! You know what we doing. Move Zig, for great justice!

Or at least that is the story neocons will be telling in order for us to take military action against North Korea now that it has a hydrogen bomb. Because as we all know, blowing things up make everything better, at least according to neocon logic. Because neocons gonna con!

And yes, I’m dying in suspense waiting for the final Gravity Falls episode to air. How could you tell?