Kif
packed his only three sets of clothes, His everyday, dreadful, red
and yellow uniform, His blue shirt with tie and brown jacket, and his
PJs. When it suddenly occured to him.

"The
Gerain Hotel is in New New York! I could go see Amy!" Kif
finished packing his clothes and went to bed.

Kif was
sleeping peacefully when somthing woke him up.

"COME
ON KIF WAKE UP!"

Kif
rubbed his eyes and saw Zapp glaring at him. Zapp began to shake Kif.

"WAKE
UP WE GOTTA GO!" Zapp sounded urgent.

Kif
looked at his alarm clock, it 5:00 am. "Why do we have to go?"
Kif asked.

"I
have a meeting in 4 hours at the Gerain!" was Zapp's answer.
"Hurry or we'll be late!"

Kif got
up and changed into his uniform. He went out of his room and down the
hallway, and into the cockpit, where Zapp was sitting in the
"Captain's" chair.

"Kif
my boy! You're finally up," Zapp commented. "We're leaving
in....well now." Zapp started up the engines and steered his way
to Earth.

About an
hour later, the Nimbus landed beside the Gerain. Zapp and Kif walked
out of it and into the Gerain Lobby.

"Hello
what can i do for you?" the lady at the desk asked. She had long
blonde hair, which Zapp was admiring.

"Well,
I was hoping for a hotel room but, maybe I could stay with you
instead," Zapp cooed.

The girl
laughed, Kif rolled his eyes; Zapp and his corney lines.

"Acually
Im married but thanks anyway," the girl replied.

"That's
a shame, we can still be friends right," Zapp read the girls
name tag, "Summer?"

Summer
started to blush.

"Maybe,"
Summer said. "But you can have room 423, it's on the 7th floor."

"Is
that close to your house, because," Zapp started.

"Thanks
we'll take the room," Kif interrupted at about the right time,
because Summer looked about ready to call the manager.

"Yes
that's good," Zapp put his credit card on the desk. Summer rang
it through the machine and gave a room card to both Kif and Zapp.
"Thanks," Zapp replied, then added, "I'll be seeing
you later, Summer!"

Later at
the room, Kif looked at the clock, it was 7:00 am. Zapp got out of
the shower and was laying in bed watching TV , of course, naked.

Kif went
to Zapp's suit case and took out Zapp's uniform, then took it to
Zapp.

Zapp got
into it with a bit of difficulty. Then when he finally got dressed,
he headed out the door. Kif followed him.

"No,
Kif, You stay behind. This is just a meeting for me and, ummm....
Just you can't come." Zapp roared, "Invite a friend over or
something, just make sure to get my mail."

"Yes,
Captain," Kif sighed. Then Zapp left.

Since
Kif was alone, he decided to call up Amy. He walked up to the video
phone and punched in Amy's number.

"Hello?"
Amy's face appeared on the screen.

"Hi,
Amy," Kif answered.

Amy
looked surprised. "Oh! Hi! Where are you?"

"I'm
at the Gerain Hotel want to come over?"

"Of
course! I haven't seen you in ages!"

"Okay,
I'm in room 423, floor 7."

"Thanks!
Be over in a Flash!" Then there was a click and the video phone
turned off.

Kif
smiled. He was finally going to see Amy. He wondered what he should
do. He looked at himself in the mirror.

"First
thing is to change out of this!" he said to himself. He walked
up to his suitcase and took out his blue shirt and borrowed some
pants from Zapp's suitcase. The pants were way too big on him, since
the weight difference between him and Zapp, but, so was the shirt
baggy on him to, so he didnt think much of it, he just put a belt on.

A little
while later, there was a knock at the door. Kif walked over and
opened it. And there was Amy, just standing there. Kif immediatley
wrapped his arms around her and started hugging her. Amy returned the
hug.

"Come
in!" Kif greeted. Amy walked in.

"So
what have you been up to?" Amy asked.

"You
don't want to know," Kif answered.

Amy gave
him a look. "That just makes me want to know more."

"Well,"
Kif started, " to put it plain and simple, I've basically have
been following Zapp's orders."

"That's
new," Amy replied, sarcastically.

"Do
you want to go to the restaurant downstairs and grab a bite to eat?"
Kif asked.

"Sure,
why not?" Amy answered.

Kif and
Amy went down and entered the Gerain Diner and waited to be seated.
Finally a waitress with shoulder-length brown hair and green eyes
came along.

"Two
in your party?" she asked.

"Yes,"
Kif replied. "Non-Smoking, please."

"Okay,
right this way." The girl led them to a table. "Im Ericka
and I'll be your server for today, is there anything I can get you?"

"Water
is good for me," said Kif.

"Me
too," Amy agreed.

Ericka
passed out the red menus.

Amy
opened hers up. "Lobster sounds good about now."

"You
know, Amy, I didnt bring all that much money along, and lobster is,"
Kif looked under the seafood and found lobster, "110 DOLLARS?!"

"I
guess you're right," Amy gave a little sigh.

"Oh,
all right, I guess I'll have one, too," Kif gave in.

Ericka
came back with the water. "Have you decided what you would like
to order?"

"Yes,
we have," Kif started. "Two lobsters."

Ericka
gave Kif a smile and went into the back.

"So,
Um, Amy, what have you been doing latley?" Kif asked.

"Well...."
Amy started a life long story. Then 2 hours later, Ericka came back
with the lobsters.

"Here
ya go." Ericka set the lobsters on the table.

"Thank
you," Amy said.

Kif
looked at the lobster. Zapp hadn't let him eat for quite a while. Amy
started opening her lobster tail. Then she looked at Kif, then at his
plate, then at hers. "Kif, aren't you going to eat?" Amy
suddenly asked.

"I
guess I should, shouldn't I," Kif answered.

Amy
finished her lobster. Kif was finishing his when Ericka came back
with the bill. Kif picked it up and looked at it. The total came to
$220.00.

"Umm.
Put it on Zapp Brannigan's account," Kif said.

"Are
you Zapp Brannigan?" Ericka asked. Kif knew that if he said no
that she would make him pay for it by himself.

"Yes?"
Kif hoped she would believe him. She didn't.

"You're
not Zapp," Ericka said, "you're Kif Kroker."

"How'd
you know?" Amy asked. Ericka looked at her.

"I
have my ways, anyway, since I know you work with him, I'll put it on
his account," Ericka finished.

"Thank
you very much!" Kif said. Ericka picked up the bill and walked
off.

"She
was strange, don't you think?" Amy asked. Kif and Amy were know
sitting on a bench in the lobby.

"Ya,
she was," Kif answered. "What I wonder is how she knew who
I was."

Amy
shrugged. "Maybe she heard us talking."

"Maybe,
but I doubt it. Want to go back to the room?"

Kif was
about to say yes, but then he saw a mail truck out the window.

"You
go, I have to pick up Zapp's mail," Kif answered.

Amy
giggled. "Why can't he get it himself?"

"I
don't know, but I'll be right back. I'll try not to take to long,"
Kif replied. Then he rushed through the door.

Since
the mail office was only a couple blocks away, Kif decided to walk.
He started mumbling somthing about Zapp and the stupid mail, but
before he knew it, he was there.

"Ah
dang," Kif stated, "I forgot the keys." He rolled his
eyes, sighed and went to the mail person.

"I
forgot my mail keys, could you get my mail out for me?" kif
asked the mail guy.

"What
number?" The guy snorted.

"651,"
Kif answered.

"I'll
be back," the guy said, then he walked into the back. He came
out with a million letters.

"Would
ya like the junk-mail?" he asked. Kif had to think on that one.
He wasn't sure if Zapp wanted it or not.

"Put
the junk mail back into the box and give me the rest," Kif
answered. The guy gave Kif two letters and turned around and walked
back into the back.

Kif
sorted through the mail on the way back. It was one bill and one
business letter about meeting Zapp went to today.

Kfi got
back to the hotel and headed back to the hotel room. he was about to
turn the corner that lead to his room when he heard Zapp's and
another familliar voice. It sounded like they were kissing. Kif
assumed that Zapp some how seduced that Summer girl. Kif pretened
like he didn't have a clue Zapp was there, much like he always did.
Then he turned the corner and gasped. He could recongize that pink
sweat suit anywhere.