Just delete me, please

I never want to see the phrase “nugget of nostalgia” ever again, are we clear?

This is such a desperate look. If an ex-boyfriend did this you’d be embarrassed for them. If I haven’t used your app in over a year the next email I want to get is about how you’re proactively initiating a process of deleting my account and purging all data in order to protect my privacy and security.

I wonder if signing in to delete my account just now will count as successful re-engagement in their metrics for this campaign?