Loose Stool Incident Closes Carl Levin Park Pool

Yep. Carl Levin Park Pool had a loose stool incident. That means some kid pooped in the pool.

When people poop in the pool, that pool needs to be scrubbed clean. So remember, don't bring your sick and poopy to the pool.

I've never grown up, so it's easy to remember when I was sick and poopy. My parents would take me out in public, but that was to K-Mart. I could poop all day in there and no one would notice. (They're closing more stores you know. Hope that's not my fault.) But even my folks wouldn't take me to the pool.

We don't have any video footage, but we imagine it went something like this.