Last weekend, my boyfriend told me that I am wonderful, from the fruit aisle all the way to the frozen food aisle. I think he meant to say from the top of my head to the tips of my toes.

In his defense, he had taken sleeping pills and they'd kicked in. He'd also been insisting that we had ridden 15 miles that day (we rode 2.89 miles) just 10 minutes prior to the wonderful comment. He was snoring (loudly) less than two minutes later.

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I had a coworker who was a frequent malaprop user, but my all time favorite was when she came in wearing a new outfit and said 'Look at these gazpacho pants, I found on sale yesterday!" It was all I could do to not crack up, but I managed to say 'I think gazpacho is a type of soup, do you mean gaucho pants?' She replied 'Oh well, those are pretty much the same' and called them gazpacho pants from there on out.

I was explaining something to a coworker once and I was using a "work" word that she wouldn't have known - so I said something was referred to as "PAC" - for "Practical Application Credit" (that's not the actual words, I'm just using that to expalin).