I hope Picard introduces himself as 'Craptain Picfart' and refuses to answer to any other name for the entirety of the series. And that he replaces the current starfleet uniform jumpsuit with coconut bra/grass skirt/Burger King birthday crown combo, to be selectively enforced at his cruel whim. And that he replaces his catchphrase 'Make it so!' with 'Get it done, assface, lest I become enraged and slay you with my mighty hands!'. That'd be a good new catchphrase for Picard to have.

I also hope they add in Nickelodeon characters on occasion for no reason. Like, not all the time. Just...like have Mister Krabs run Ten-Forward. 'Evenin, Craptain! Ya want a Krabby Patty to go with yer tea? Eck-eck-eck-eck-eck!'