Thank you, This Guy, for making the world a better place by randomly smoking strangers in the head with pillows, and then giving one of said pillows to said stranger, to engage him in an epic battle of pillow beating vs. pillow beating. If it weren’t for people like you, This Guy, then the world would be a far more boring place, where we’d all be stuck drinking Brawndo, and watching Michelle Bachmann and Jesus introduce the next clip from “Ow! My Balls!”.