Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

Skip a bit, Brother.

And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Leetie: Love that movie! I finally got the dvd for my birthday and me and my kids love it. My personal favorites are the french guys. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

WHO, and I really mean WHOOO would buy this? Moonbats?
Can't wait to hear what the explanation will be at the Pearly Gates:
" Well, um....we thought that if you could smell Jesus...uh...then you could, y'know, uh...."
(sound of elevator hurtling downwards very quickly)