MUCH TO TEACH

NAOMI Campbell is going to college – at least for a day. Trinity College in Dublin has invited the hot-tempered model to speak, according to Anderson Antunes of glamurama.com. “The Trinity College Philosophical Society has invited none other than Naomi to speak about philosophy,” the online gossip reports. “This is very weird because Trinity College is one of the most respected and famous universities in Europe. What will she be talking about? How to throw a cellphone appropriately at your maid?”