this commercial is on practically every commercial break for any station i watch regularly

it's frustrating

it legitimately makes me angry. who in the hell starts cleaning out their ears and tries to scrub the outer rim of their brain while they're at it?
GOTTA GET DAT SUMBITCH IN THERE DEEP!
Spin it near your ear drum. don't try to drill *into* your eardrum. it would seriously be tempting to slap this dudes ears while he's cleaning them with a q-tip.

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, ARE YOU TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING?! THEN I HAVE A NEW THING FOR YOU AND IT'S CALLED PATIENCE! WITH PATIENCE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SORRY ASS WAIT FOR ONE PLATE TO FINISH COOKING, THEN COOK THE OTHER PLATE WITHOUT MAKING YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A MORON!