Let A Straight White Man Explain Why Your Feelings Are Wrong

For the last couple weeks, we’ve been asking ourselves a lot of troubling questions. Are our rights gonna get stepped on, are we or our friends gonna get deported or added to some psycho ‘list’? WTF was Mike Pence even doing at Hamilton in the first place? But now that we’ve been given the gift of Straight White Men ™ all our fears have been put to rest! We didn’t realize that we should just stop feeling those feelings! Thanks for setting us straight, TomCat Comedy!