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OTTAWA — In a move that took rank-and-file RCMP officers and Canadians by surprise, the Conservative government announced today that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police will no longer be mounted. The RCMP have become...

Stephen Harper today announced from the lobby of the Canadian Mint that the Canadian nickel would receive a dramatic overhaul early this year. Flanked by The Governor of the Bank of Canada Stephen Poloz and Minister...

OTTAWA — A University of Toronto study released earlier this week found that Prime Minister Stephen Harper has never said the words “climate change” in public. Until last night. The P.M. seemed to surprise...

OTTAWA — The Ottawa Citizen is reporting that Prime Minister Stephen Harper and Liberal leader Justin Trudeau exchanged a few quiet words during their unprecedented hug in Parliament following the violent tragedies in Ottawa...

OTTAWA — Prime Minister Stephen Harper surprised media this morning by unveiling a “new-look” Canadian flag in red, white, and blue that “just by fluke” matches the colours of the Conservative Party’s logo. “I...

OTTAWA — Seconds after giving a rousing speech earlier today shouting that Canada won’t back down from military conflict with “that f***ing little shit Putin”, Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird complained to his bodyguards...

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