As ever, Andy Dawson was perched on his sofa to take in all the joy of Match of the Day in the evening. Here's what he learnt from the show:

There's been too much cheese eaten before bedtime at the Theatre of Dreams this week.

Gary Hooper scored his third league goal of the season for Norwich. This makes him three times better than Torres.

Guy Demel’s own goal finish was instinctive and predatory. Maybe Big Sam should put him up front.

Kevin Nolan's shirt looked a bit 'snug' yesterday.

Crystal Palace and Cardiff's players filed past the half time bingo machine as they take to the pitch:

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Osvaldo needs to rethink his ‘machine-gunning the fans’ goal celebration – they’re the people who pay his wages. Mind you, the fans had every right to machine-gun him back after his shocking miss in the second half. With noises and everything.

Southampton have started displaying tweets from fans around the pitchside advertising hoardings. They should be made to a play their next five matches behind closed doors for that sort of thing.

If all of Sunderland's hapless own goals were removed from their results this season, they'd be nine points clear at the top of the league. Probably.

Norwich’s vital win at West Brom was confirmed by Leroy Fer, the man with the most underwhelming surname in football.