John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of MYSTERY FANTASY THEATRE 1600:
Laughter Galore as a Groundling and two Homunculi are Trapped in
the Globe, Forced to Watch the Worst Plays of the Elizabethan Theatre

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of GURPS SARTRE: One room. One table. These players. FOREVER.

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of THE CYLON-BORG ALLIANCE: "Stop laughing and be assimilated!"

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of GURPS CELEBRITY ROAST:
Requires WHO'S WHO and the forthcoming COOKING WITH MANA

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of YOUNG DOCTOR LECTER:
"This man's liver was absolutely saturated with Chateau Margaux
'73, and the stomach contents included a duck confit with black
truffles and a hundred-year balsamic vinegar. This, gentlemen, was no
boating accident."
"All that was in the lab report?"
"Actually, I did a bit of direct research."

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of THE JOURNAL OF THE DUNGEON MEDICAL SOCIETY:
CURE LIGHT BOO-BOO. Most practitioners successfully use this cheap
and easily remembered ("Pain, pain, go away...") as a form of "glue"
for sealing cuts and reattaching small severed bits (fingers, ears,
and, erm, yes, that one). It must be noted, however, that as with any
glue, neatness counts in application. Few things are more awkward
than sloppily spliced party members, particularly when they are
spliced to one another.

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of YOUNG DOCTOR GODZILLA:
"But, Doctor, there must be another way -- perhaps an emergency
amputation?"
"No, Chairman Kaga, the brain tumor has proceeded too far for
that. The only way to save this squeaky-voiced young girl's life is
for me to step on a great deal of Tokyo, while howling loudly."

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of MUPPETLABS ARE GO!
"Please watch as my assistant, Beaker, demonstrates how nearly
invisible wires attached to his body can make him seem faintly heroic,
and gives his walk a spring that he has never before . . . oh dear."

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of A NIGHT AT ROSWELL:
(MGM, 1938) When there are reports of strange lights and mysterious
people in black around a small New Mexico town, zany FBI agents Mullo,
Scullo, and Skinno are sent to investigate. With Sig Rumann as
Professor Haldanetenor, Paulette Goddard as nosy magazine writer Doris
Parklane, and Margaret Dumont cast against type as Eleanor Roosevelt.

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of WINDUX(tm) INSTANT FORCE SPRAY:
"This product will make your whole galaxy lighter! Works -with- your
detergent to get out stubborn Dark influences! Unsightly droid stains
on carpets or furniture, no problem! One shot motivates your
hyperdrive faster than mynocks in your pants. But wait! Order while
you've still got a bad feeling about this and we'll double your
supply, and throw in a year's supply of 3-P-GO -- restores regularity
to irritable droids!"

John M. Ford
Div. of Inappropriate Technology
Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow
Creators of THE DEAD PRODUCERS' SOCIETY:
Well, we can always hope.

[and one comment from a thread on organization acronyms, à la S.H.I.E.L.D....]