The Werewolf Sisters?

INDIA – It is one of the rarest conditions in the world, affecting just one in a billion people. However, in an incredible quirk of fate, three sisters have all been blighted by a condition known as werewolf syndrome – where they are covered from head to foot in thick hair. Savita, 23, Monisha, 18, and 16-year-old Savitri Sangli, who live in a small village near Pune, central India, inherited the hypertrichosis universalis disorder from their father. All three struggle to keep the condition under control with cream and hope they one day might eventually be able to pay for specialist laser treatment to rid them of their excessive hair. Despite the devastating effects of the syndrome, the siblings still dream of a day when they might get married.

Sorry to break it to you ladies, but marriage isn’t an option unless you find an equally hairy counterpart. And I don’t see Cousin It or Robin Williams walking through that door anytime soon. Just unrealistic to think a man would marry something that Van Helsing wouldn’t fuck with. I mean one would need a local guide and a machete just be able to clear a path for a minute of muffdiving. Too much to ask.

Regardless, these chicks shouldn’t be down on themselves. They just have to play with the hand they’re dealt with. Think Verne Troyer gave two shits when he was born an albino Ewok? Probably. But then he sacked his shit up and made lemonade out of lemons. Now he’s pulling in more life size puss than most men in America. These broads need to cash in with a deal with Gillete and call it a day. Or keep it as it is and star in another Indian version of Thriller. Attract the men once you make it rain rupees from the rainforest in your pants.