I sooooooooo want to do this...and there's no way I can provide $200 for this want.

I'm generally a lurker of the various forums around, but I've become very familiar with all the SEO playas...I'd love a chance to sit at the table and get to know everyone personally (and perhaps take their green). I would also be happy to donate my first $200 in winnings to the charities associated here.

So, Patrick, here's your chance to bring a lurker out of the closet :-)