5. Wearing fur feels especially awkward when you're living with a guy who is covered in fur himself.Belle is probably thinking to herself: "Oh my god. I can feel him looking at it. He's totally judging me right now. I knew I should have chosen a different cape, but this was the only one that matched my dress!"

6. Every dress comes in pretty much the same basic shape — fitted through the torso with a big poufy skirt."Oh, I know I look like I'm about to cry, but I'll be OK. I just haven't taken this corset off in, like, 15 years. I mean, I just miss my father."

8. You have to choose between scrubbing floors for the rest of your life and wearing shoes made out of glass.Sure, they're uncomfortable and there is a high risk of serious bodily harm if they shatter, but once you're queen you'll have the power to make people carry you anywhere you want to go.

12. Villains always get to wear the good hats.Sure, you've got tiaras, but they're so formal and you still have to have your hair blown out. It's exhausting! Also, you'd happily trade your clunky gold collar for that chic black ring any day. God! Why is evil always so well accessorized!