Listen, he may interpret your requests a bit differently than you imagined, but you gotta hand it to him, the man's an artistic genius. I mean, just look at his craftmanship:

This is basically the perfect ratio of trolling for goddsake! An art historian could have a field day with this one.

His dedication to trollism (like expressionism, except, well, you know) is as impressive as his Adobe skills and we're definitely impressed and, more importantly, tickled by the masterpieces he creates out for his loyal clients.