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Sliced Eye Portrait

We will try our best to track your social media footprint down and SLICE YOUR EYES on Facebook for all of your family and friends to see.

If your name is John Smith or something or you're not on social media, just send us a picture via Kickstarter message and we'll hit you back with a 'sliced' version' you can print, put in your wallet, and scare strangers with at the mall.

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Download Season One

Streaming is so passe. That's why we'll annoint your inbox with a top secret DIGITAL DOWNLOAD link to the full ten episode, ten hour first season of THE EYESLICER, featuring over 55 films and filmmakers, plus way more male nudity than any show on basic cable.

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Our New Zine

Call it the "Cahier du Streaming Viral Content.' We're making a hand-numbered paper ZINE, featuring odd cartoons, essays, and some of our favorite filmmakers writing about some of our favorite films. Plus, hidden within the pages -- TOP SECRET LINKS to nearly five hours of amazing films (features, shorts programs, and more).

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Season Two Secret Broadcast

All right -- this is the big one: you are officially invited to our top secret online broadcast of the darker, weirder ten-episode SECOND SEASON of the Eyeslicer. Think about what might happen if you're not part of this: all your friends will start to glare at you at the water cooler, and you'll probably get kicked off your intramural softball team.

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Limited Edition Season One Box Set

We've got a stack of HAND-NUMBERED, LIMITED-EDITION EYESLICER SEASON ONE BOX SETS burning a hole in our closet. Featuring all ten-episodes on a beautiful custom sliced-eye hard drive, our first-ever zine, a poster, and some sweet stickers too. Someday this'll be out of print and listed on Ebay for the price of a used car and you'll be staring at your shelf just wishing it was up there.

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Our New Halloween Special on VHS

You read that right: we're making a few copies of our NEW FEATURE-LENGTH HALLOWEEN SPECIAL ON VHS, featuring custom box art and double the thrills, chills, tricks, treats, etc. of a normal Eyeslicer episode. Not included: scrambled porn your uncle recorded off TV.

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Painted Original Art from Season One

Multi-talented filmmaker, artist, and amateur beach volleyballer Danny Madden (Ornana) made us a boatload of hand-painted original animations for season two. We've got some of these original paintings left at Eyeslicer HQ. We promise they'll look really good framed in your bathroom.

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Eyeslicer "Super Fan" Status

You, my friend, are an Eyeslicer SUPER FAN, and so naturally you get special privileges. We'll make you a PERSONALIZED PASSWORD that you can use to invite as many friends as you want to join the Eyeslicer season two broadcast. Plus - we'll slice your eyes and add your photo to the end credits of every single episode in season two on a special card called "The Sliced Wall of Sick Freaks."

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Short Film Consultation

Dan and Vanessa (the co-creators of The Eyeslicer) watch a lot of short films. Back at this level if you've got a new short film in the tailpipe. One of us will watch it and hop on the phone for UP TO AN HOUR-LONG CONSULTATION CALL where we can talk about anything you want: notes on your latest cut, festival and distribution strategy, recipes for eggplant parm...

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Host a Screening On Our Tour

We're taking our new Halloween Special on the road this Fall, and by backing this level, you've officially booked yourself a screening. We'll even send you instructions on how to judge a costume party!!

Movie theaters, living rooms, office parties, the alley behind your local Arby's - all venues are welcome!! And while we can't guarantee that we'll make it there in person to join the festivities, we'll do our best!

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Private Party at Spectacle

Bask in the IRL glory of Brooklyn's coolest movie theater with up to 28 of your friends during your own private 2 hour rental. We will either assault your senses with a few episodes of The Eyeslicer or you can watch anything else of your choosing. You are the decider.

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MC Digital Native Thanks You in the Show

If you've seen season one you might remember MC Digital Native, The Eyeslicer's official DVJ (digital video jockey), an androgynous A.I. built to feed you the hottest, wettest viral content.

If you back at this level, MC Digital Native will deliver A PERSONALIZED THANK YOU MESSAGE TO YOU IN AN EPISODE OF THE SHOW. That's right - you'll be forever immortalized as the object of our robot's affection in one of the ten episodes of The Eyeslicer season two. MC Digital Native will even serenade you with a sultry song and dance.

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'Sup, Associate Producer

Holy cow!! You, my friend, are our new ASSOCIATE PRODUCER. To celebrate, Vanessa and Dan will throw you a party and get the entire room to sing you a song. Seriously!! If you're not in NY we'll throw a party here and Skype you in so we can sing to you.

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Tiny Tote for our new Executive Producer

Last time we did a Kickstarter we accidentally ordered TINY TOTE BAGS that were so small that only a baby would have any use for them. We only have one left, and if you back at this level we'll send it to you.

Oh yeah, plus we'll make you an EXECUTIVE PRODUCER on season two, with your name in the credits, invitations to the premiere and all screenings, a first look at the series and more. But the tiny tote is the main thing.