Hofmann hot dogs set to invade Buffalo area

I was horrified to learn that another invasive species would be released into the environment! Haven't we had enough devastation by the invasion of foreign creatures replacing our native fauna? Hofmann hot dogs just don't belong outside of their containment area. I seriously doubt they could replace the native Sahlen dog, which is obviously the premiere, sui generis.

The thought that anyone could consider the Hofmann dog as a competitor is laughable. The true crime is that it may pollute the environment and thereby harm innocent humans in search of the true paradise that would only be inhabited by the superior-in every-way Sahlen dog.

I have it on authority that the Sahlen is the preferred dog of the Iditarod by a trainer and caretaker of champions. Stop the madness! Every canine I have interviewed admits that there is nothing, absolutely nothing, superior to a Sahlen dog. I myself will be checking on the Sahlens the fourth weekend of October as a volunteer in a just and mighty cause.