No, but maybe someday

No, and not even if Hell freezes over

It's already sealed itself up, and the question is invalid

But the most likely possibility is that Dr. Doge really did pull a Lorena Bobbit, sliced off his micropenis and tossed it in the trash where it belongs, considering that anything tranny is super trendy and topical right now. Bet Phil's really gonna be regretting this whenever the next trend comes around, if he isn't already of course.

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You seem like a man of learning, do they really sell your dick to China?

You seem like a man of learning, do they really sell your dick to China?

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Newp, they 'deglove' it and invert it, turning the outer skin into the stinktrench itself, remove most of the dick-meat, and then mutilate the glans to turn it into a pseudo-clitoris. It's pretty fucking horrifying to watch. There's a couple of videos on one of the original threads when he first got the big chop done, one is safely CG, the other is of actual surgery being performed. Check that thread, or else search YouTube for 'mtf surgery'.

It would be funny if Phil really was working with some troon or SJW tard who was skilled at shooping this whole time and Phil somehow pissed them off or annoyed them to the point that they refused to help Mr. Izaboy any more, and that's why he hasn't posted any recent photos of his manhole.

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It would be funny if Phil really was working with some troon or SJW tard who was skilled at shooping this whole time and Phil somehow pissed them off or annoyed them to the point that they refused to help Mr. Izaboy any more, and that's why he hasn't posted any recent photos of his manhole.

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I thought it was interesting that he went straight from “Ha ha, I’m tormenting the Kiwis wiv my vagina pics, I’m gonna keep posting dem!” to “No more vagina pics! I’m punishing you now for some reason!” And then he just stopped talking about it.

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I thought it was interesting that he went straight from “Ha ha, I’m tormenting the Kiwis wiv my vagina pics, I’m gonna keep posting dem!” to “No more vagina pics! I’m punishing you now for some reason!” And then he just stopped talking about it.

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We never did see a conclusive 'long shot' of Phil's face and body attached to the post-op stink-trench did we? Just close-ups. I dismissed the idea he was faking at the time, he was confirmed in the hospital as I recall. Still, this would be right up that gink's alley. He's faked shit for Kiwis before, has he not?

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Ya know, I was willing to believe Phil actually got his dick chopped off just to spite us because he really is that dumb, and society seems to go out of its way to cater to anyone who claims to be tranny these days. Especially fucking Portland. But... there are a lot of holes, and while Phil is too stupid to fake something like this on his own, I could easily see another sympathetic troon collaborating with him to pull one over on us mean ol' Kiwi Farmers.

It actually would explain why Phil has stopped uploading pictures of his collapsed meat flaps. If whoever is helping either isn't around any more or just go fed up and left, then I could easily see why Phil has stopped. He's literally too dumb to fake it by himself, and likely knows it too. On the other hand, I really don't want to see his rotting wound again so I'm happy to let that one slide.

I think the real reason was because he’s afraid of sex and this way he’d have an excuse to turn it down.

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Well that would require someone - anyone - to actually want to have sex with a disgusting fat sack of garbage that is Phil. Nobody does. Especially not now.

But yeah, it IS rather hilarious that Phil defined himself by his sexuality (whatever it is this week) and waddles around in BDS&M gear... but when he has a chance to fondle Dusty's five dollar foot long, knock up Maria or even just watch gay porn, he literally shits himself and throws a hissy fit. So mature.

Well that would require someone - anyone - to actually want to have sex with a disgusting fat sack of garbage that is Phil. Nobody does. Especially not now.

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No normal person would, but Phil’s attached himself to the troons, who are simultaneously sex-obsessed and repulsive, and therefore desperate. You look at the Rat King, and there’s no shortage of dudes as ugly and fat as Phil. Toren was at one point willing to bang him. And Phil thinks he passes.

I reckon he’s also dimly aware that if some fat troon came on to him, he’s too much of a milquetoast to say no. Also, a lot of troons seem to have difficulty with the word “no.”

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Ya know, I was willing to believe Phil actually got his dick chopped off just to spite us because he really is that dumb, and society seems to go out of its way to cater to anyone who claims to be tranny these days. Especially fucking Portland. But... there are a lot of holes, and while Phil is too stupid to fake something like this on his own, I could easily see another sympathetic troon collaborating with him to pull one over on us mean ol' Kiwi Farmers.

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He also doesn’t have a platform to share pictures on anymore. All genitals including surgically created ones are banned on Instagram and Facebook and he deleted his tumblr. I personally think it got infected and he’s not letting us know we were right or that he stopped dilating and again can’t prove those dastardly kiwis right.

He also doesn’t have a platform to share pictures on anymore. All genitals including surgically created ones are banned on Instagram and Facebook and he deleted his tumblr. I personally think it got infected and he’s not letting us know we were right or that he stopped dilating and again can’t prove those dastardly kiwis right.

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It’s funny, he said it was his Facebook that he’d be deleting. I guess Tumblr isn’t as good for e-begging.

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The distinct possibility of Phil have a rotting gaping wound in his crotch aside, there was some speculation that Phil was collaborating with someone smarter than himself to fake the whole thing. While it seems really elaborate and atypical of Phil, anything is possible I suppose. Especially considering so many troons seem to think counting coup on us would somehow make their problems go away. If Phil DID lie about getting his dick chopped off, he probably would have forgotten about it by now, considering how dumb he is. That or whoever was helping him wouldn't have the time to keep reminding him and posting doctored pics.

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I agree with what you're saying here. I know there's two groups of people on the Phil board, those who believe that Phil had surgery, and those that believe he is Photoshop ping his tattoos on someone else/someone with a hideous vagina is doctoring their photos for him. If you go back through that glorious week of fail and the couple days after of posts, you'll notice all the inconsistencies/contradictions Phil made during that time. Saying he was to be off Facebook for a couple days because of the anesthesia, when he was on it not even 20-30 minutes after the procedure, saying he wasn't on pain pills, then changing his story to say he was on them, saying the doctor removed his oxygen, but then put him back on said oxygen and pain pills to I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME him off, the hospital room looking more like a hotel room, how no one ever picked him up after the hospital stay of fail, to the weird bandaging job the nurses did after the procedure. It's all kinda fucky if you ask me, but what really made me start questioning his surgery, was him being able to go for walks, extended hikes, and shooting guns, and not once did he mention he was sore or in pain (you would think someone like Phil would create a sob story/heroic tale of how he was in so much pain and how he overcame it for asspats, but it never happened). Then you have the terrifying pictures of him "dilating".

If he did get the surgery, I'm honestly shocked the dipshit hasn't been back to the hospital for necrosis or abcesses, he doesn't take care of himself, we know it, and he knows it, so he probably thinks all the rot and infection/pus/swelling is it healing, I mean hell, his tattoos do that, so why can't his trench be the same. But yeah, we would have also seen his tarded friends commenting on it, and he would've posted to Facebook for asspats, the only place he's ever posted about his trench has been on Tumblr.

If you go back through that glorious week of fail and the couple days after of posts, you'll notice all the inconsistencies/contradictions Phil made during that time. Saying he was to be off Facebook for a couple days because of the anesthesia, when he was on it not even 20-30 minutes after the procedure, saying he wasn't on pain pills, then changing his story to say he was on them, saying the doctor removed his oxygen, but then put him back on said oxygen and pain pills to I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME him off, the hospital room looking more like a hotel room, how no one ever picked him up after the hospital stay of fail, to the weird bandaging job the nurses did after the procedure. It's all kinda fucky if you ask me, but what really made me start questioning his surgery, was him being able to go for walks, extended hikes, and shooting guns, and not once did he mention he was sore or in pain (you would think someone like Phil would create a sob story/heroic tale of how he was in so much pain and how he overcame it for asspats, but it never happened). Then you have the terrifying pictures of him "dilating".

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A lot of that is explainable, but not all. People think they are going to be more disabled from anesthesia than they sometimes are, so can post and interact online soon after surgery. Many people try to manage without pain meds, but after 24 hours or so when all anesthesia is gone, pain becomes overwhelming and they change their mind. Oxygen levels can go down and up, depending on healing. Many -most-people can get off pain meds easily, especially short term. But, some do get addicted to meds quickly (although that could be a lie.) Different tolerances are a real thing. The hospital photos are stranger, but could be the angle or he’s in a barebones hospital, or took them elsewhere and lied. Nurses can bandage strangely. Sometimes even the doctors are the ones who do it after the operation and they want pressure in certain places you might not think of. Having had surgeries myself, and having had a doc bandage, all that is explainable. That said, I don’t remember all the photos that well so maybe the room and bandaging were way off.

I totally agree that the recovery seemed really swift and hospitals usually want to release you into somebody’s care. The gun photos and him running around seemed odd and early but we don’t really know how long he’d played dress-up. The lack of whining and false heroism was also strange.

I’m not saying it happened because I really don’t know, but to me those things don’t sound so uncommon. What seems strange to me is that Phil would have somebody willing to do that much work to try to fool us, but again, I don’t know how hard it would be to shoop a crooked stinkditch onto somebody or where that photo would come from. One thing that seemed odd was that (from memory) he took his shots into a mirror, instead of just putting the phone near his mangina. And it really seems odd there have been no more photos since it was our special gift.

I don’t have a queasy stomach so I’d really like to see how that thing has healed, but the longer it goes, the more I believe it was fake.

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It would be funny if Phil really was working with some troon or SJW tard who was skilled at shooping this whole time and Phil somehow pissed them off or annoyed them to the point that they refused to help Mr. Izaboy any more, and that's why he hasn't posted any recent photos of his manhole.

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With as stupid, entitled, ungrateful, unthankful, and annoying as Phil is, if he did have someone in his pocket that actually had the surgery done, or he had someone skilled in Photoshop, there's is no doubt that Phil has pissed them off, and in all honesty, I'm surprised it took Phil this long to accomplish that.

I thought it was interesting that he went straight from “Ha ha, I’m tormenting the Kiwis wiv my vagina pics, I’m gonna keep posting dem!” to “No more vagina pics! I’m punishing you now for some reason!” And then he just stopped talking about it.

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And to me, that's another excuse/reason that Phil is giving that only adds to us thinking he never had the surgery done and was only using another troon. The person got pissed at Phil, told him "no more, go fuck yourself you filthy sorry excuse for a trans Latina", and Phil, like the dipshit he is, probably interpreted that as, ok, I'll leave the person alone for a month, and post to Tumblr telling those damn kiwis that I'm punishing them for a month so they don't get any pictures. He's not that smart.

I don’t know how hard it would be to shoop a crooked stinkditch onto somebody or where that photo would come from.

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The only thing that identified it as Phil was the tattoo. If it was faked, my guess would be that it was the tattoo that was faked. As Phil insists on doing his own artwork, you wouldn’t even need Photoshop - just a packet of sharpies.

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The only thing that identified it as Phil was the tattoo. If it was faked, my guess would be that it was the tattoo that was faked. As Phil insists on doing his own artwork, you wouldn’t even need Photoshop - just a packet of sharpies.

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It honestly wouldn't be that hard for someone who knows Photoshop, even basic knowledge of how to blend, cut, paste, etc Phil's ugly sorry excuse for a tattoo onto someone else's leg.

It honestly wouldn't be that hard for someone who knows Photoshop, even basic knowledge of how to blend, cut, paste, etc Phil's ugly sorry excuse for a tattoo onto someone else's leg.

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I'm starting to think this needs a new poll and topic: "Did Phil REALLY get the big chop or not?" 'cos I am becoming more and more convinced that there's something fishy smelling about this, and that smell is not necessarily coming from Phil's rottencrotch.

I'm starting to think this needs a new poll and topic: "Did Phil REALLY get the big chop or not?" 'cos I am becoming more and more convinced that there's something fishy smelling about this, and that smell is not necessarily coming from Phil's rottencrotch.

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No doubt there's something extremely fishy. When Phil was admitted to the hospital (or the day prior) either ravenor or thedude ended up contact the hospital that Phil was going to have his dick lopped off at. Said person they spoke with said there was no records indicating that Phil was getting the surgery done, nor was he even a patient there. I mean, even though I highly doubt Phil is smart enough to ask someone for their hospital band (or he purchased a colored arm band, then put his name on the paper to insert it into said band). Like I said before, the timeline of events didn't really match up with the calander Phil made, as well as the hospital stay of fail, and how he said he wasn't on painkillers, back tracked when he read that he should be on them, then claimed the Dr put him back on the painkiller because he needed to taper off. Also, I would imagine that GRS is a very abusive surgery, and thus would require a nights stay in ICU (or more), as well as the Dr or nuse placing a arterial line/PICC line in Phil's neck to administer multiple medications, and Phil had neither.

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