The One Thing All Women Want After Sex

Nikki Glaser, the host of Comedy Central’s Not Safe with Nikki Glaser, delivers a perfect PSA to every male who has just had sex with a woman. Dudes, listen up: if you’ve just slept with a lady- GET HER A GLASS OF FUCKING WATER. Don’t make her go roaming around town for the nearest 7-Eleven! Don’t torture her so – just get her a damn glass of water. It’s really not that hard. And like Nikki says, don’t skimp with an embarrassing plastic cup – women everywhere deserve glasses. We’re talking grown ass, West Elm, motherfucking Crate & Barrel dinner glasses.