Title: It Must Be Real [UYS-verse]Authors: savvymavvy, alittledizzyRating: NC-17 / MaturePairing: Chris/Darren, Chris/Darren + Joey (non-romantic)Word Count: 30KSummary: Chris and Darren adapt to their new life, new friends, and enjoy a few new experiences… together, of course.Warnings: Daddy!kink, D/s, barebacking, non-romantic threesome, consensual slut shaming, wax play, double penetration. Additional Warnings for this chapter: Brief threesome in this one! Joey/Chris/Darren - sexual only. The only romantic relationship is Chris/Darren. Notes: Read previous stories in this series here on AO3.Thanks: Thanks to drosophilase for beta reading, and to every person who reads. We hope you enjoy this next step in their relationship.

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Chris is nervous.

He’s been on the set of Glee for a month now. He’s friendly with his castmates and some of the crew, but this is the first time he’s been invited to any sort of gathering off-set. He thinks a lot of them probably get together, but he’s younger and everyone knows it - too young to take to bars and clubs, not with such a recognizable group. This is just a party though, and Chris is invited and even gets to bring a date.

"I know you asked me not to talk about the thing. So I promised myself I’m not going to talk about the thing. I’m really not! Done talking about the thing! But oh gosh I just have to say, just this once, I just have to—THE THING THE THING THE THING. Okay, I’m done now. But before you hang up, have you considered… the thing?"

I am going ahead and redefining it as a panic attack even though I did not feel like I was having a heart attack or all the symptoms I’ve always heard of because the absolute terror I was feeling was v. different from the anxiety meltdowns I’ve had before and am definitely blaming it for the last two days of just being tired and sleeping because I CAN.

shamelesslymkp replied to your post:MKP I GOT TO ALL YOUR BABY!BLAINE PROMPTS IN MY…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHEN’ I STILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ACCIDENTAL BABYSITTER FIC

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heh I meant the particular scenario you wrote my brain is still stuck on santana :DDD

oh god, I started coming up with another kladam plot bunny where Kurt and Adam had been in an ageplay relationship and Adam comes to return Kurt’s stuff and Kurt and Blaine are both in baby headspace and have done something DUMB and DANGEROUS and so he ends up giving them the scolding of their life and then there is communication and negotiation and cuteness and Kurt bratting out and Blaine being sweet and Kurt’s bigger than Blaine, ‘course he is, so there’s play with that dynamic too and uh yeah.not that.i’ve put much thought into it or anything.>.>

…okay, seeing as I am like two months back into your archive and have already liked over 70 posts to possibly reblog I am going to go out on a limb here and say that you are a blog I would probably like following, @malesubimagery.

I really do wish there were more ~artistic~ kink blogs out there as I really prefer the artsy kind of photos/gifs to the straight up porn kind but lbr I suck at searching for anything that’s not fic, so if you know of any, well, sharing is caring.

shamelesslymkp replied to your post:MKP I GOT TO ALL YOUR BABY!BLAINE PROMPTS IN MY…

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHEN’ I STILL WANT YOU TO WRITE ACCIDENTAL BABYSITTER FIC

CACKLING

heh I meant the particular scenario you wrote my brain is still stuck on santana :DDD

oh god, I started coming up with another kladam plot bunny where Kurt and Adam had been in an ageplay relationship and Adam comes to return Kurt’s stuff and Kurt and Blaine are both in baby headspace and have done something DUMB and DANGEROUS and so he ends up giving them the scolding of their life and then there is communication and negotiation and cuteness and Kurt bratting out and Blaine being sweet and Kurt’s bigger than Blaine, ‘course he is, so there’s play with that dynamic too and uh yeah.not that.i’ve put much thought into it or anything.>.>

oh no you don’t!!!

ugh too cute stahp

"You, corner. Now."

"You can’t do that! We’re not dating anymore."

"Kurt Elizabeth Hummel, I am currently this close to taking you over my knee, dating or no. Corner. Now.

"And you. What on earth were you thinking, letting him do something so stupid? How irresponsible could you possibly -

"Hey, it’s okay. You’re pretty little right now, huh?

"You know who I am?"

" ‘dam."

"That’s right."

"you dated Kurt."

"That’s right, I did. You know what else I did for Kurt?"

"was big f’r him."

"I was." a nod. "I took care of him when he was too little to take care of himself, and he trusted me to do that. Can you trust me to do that for the both of you right now?"

a shrug.

"This is what’s going to happen: I’m going to clean this mess up. Kurt’s going to stay in that corner over there, and you’re going to stay in this corner over here, and you’re both going to think about what happened today and how badly it could have gone if I hadn’t come by. Understand?"

a nod.

"By the time I’m done cleaning all this up, I want you both able to tell me exactly what you did wrong and how much trouble you think you should be in.

"Now. Corner. You can take your bear with you, but no turning around; no talking.

"Kurt, I’m talking to you.”

a foot stomp.

"Standing in the corner is boring. All you can do s’think.”

"That’s because that’s what corner time is for. Face. Wall. Now.”

…

"Open."

"I don’t want a pacifier! Pacifiers are for babies!"

"They’re also for little boys who can’t keep quiet by themselves. Open."

"Nnnhh-hh" (shaking head, lips clamped tight.

*sigh, swat, swat.*

"Open.

"Good boy.

"Blaine, what do you think? do you need a pacifier too? Or can you keep quiet on your own like a big boy, now that Kurt’s not talking to you?

"…it’s okay if you just want the pacifier, too, sweetheart. You don’t need to need it.

"There you go. Now nose back to the corner, there’s a good boy. I’m almost done cleaning, and then we’re all going to sit down together and talk. You just do a little more thinking in the meantime, okay? That’s a love."

is there a klaine fic you’re itching to re-read, but you can’t remember the title or author for the life of you? need some help finding it?

send me an ask!

I don’t guarantee that I’ll know it, but I’ve got a pretty good track record - and even if I don’t know it, I might well be able to find it.

I will also take asks for other glee fics and such fandoms as glee RPF (crisscolfer), stargate atlantis (mcshep & gen), bandom RPF (kink focused), star trek AOS (kirk/spock, kirk/bones, kirk gen, lady-focused fic), oh, and whatever other fandoms I read, with the caveat I’m much more likely to know the answer to a klaine request.

okay technically i’m still supposedly working for another two and a half hours but i feel headachy and on the verge of tears and i am making the unilateral decision that it is ~okay~ for me to go take a nap and deal with shit later.

okay technically i’m still supposedly working for another two and a half hours but i feel headachy and on the verge of tears and i am making the unilateral decision that it is ~okay~ for me to go take a nap and deal with shit later.

i do not have the spoons to make an appointment right now as is i’m likely to start crying or accidentally say shit that gets people saying things like ‘er’ and ‘inpatient’ etc etc and i do not want to deal with walking the fine line of using the right buzzwords to get an urgent appointment without tipping over into the them trying to bulldoze me into calling 911.