Here’s a treat for all my unhappily-married 40 plus readers: Pamela Anderson in a bikini. Yes, you know you guys love her, don’t deny it. I bet when you’re getting your freak on with your overweight wives, in the back of your mind you’re still fantasizing about good ole Pammy‘s funbags – I know I would. Hell, I still do and, like Pamela, my girlfriend, is a former Playboy Bunny. Ok, that was a lie… I’m single. But if I had a girlfriend, you bet your ass she’d be a former Playboy Bunny. That or a super slutty nuclear physicist.