Topps is for cheap, Weggies is for convenience. Much more expensive than other supermarkets. Wife used to work there in the prepared foods section.

When I made Eagle scout, they give a formal banquet, and you are "sponsored" by a community leader. I got Danny Wegman, who is, to put it bluntly, a ***. Extreme metrosexual (long before the word was even coined), including makeup. His wife is an ultra-bitch, in every bad connotation there is.

I was a huge geek, and we had absolutely nothing in common. Lots of long, uncomfortable pauses that day.