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Singin' and Rappin' to the Tune of "The Angry Birds"

If you have played The Angry Birds in your iPad, iPhone, or iPod Touch (I believe there’s a PC version also–and Android), you should be familiar with the music.

The Angry Birds Rap

Written and rapped by Bshap (Brandon Shapiro)
Video Edited by Zachary DurandDOWNLOAD MP3

The Angry Birds Rap (Lyrics)

And we’re launchin’
And were crashin’
Let’s hit the pigs ’til they all go pop
We’re the best birds
But we’re angry
If you take our eggs
We’re never gonna stop
Every theme and level we will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg and win until the next update

Screw the pigs, screw the pigs, they’re wearin’ helmets, hardhats, usin’ tricks
Fake mustaches and green skin, it don’t matter cus I know I’m gonna win
Birds on my side, they’re pretty fly, launch ’em in the air, the pigs cant hide
It’s totally fair, you took our eggs like a spy, and besides I got my finger as a guide
Touch the screen, the birds are angry, mean, they don’t stop on Christmas, or Halloween
They’re always gonna switch to a different theme, they’re definitely makin’ up the greatest team
Got that that slingshot and pull it back, aim for the right spot then attack
You took our eggs, that was wack, and if you do it again, were comin’ back
But sometimes you pigs just wont go, always come again like 4 in a row
We gotta get ’em to stop cus they will overflow, say goodbye, no hello
Stop your laughin and stop the snatchin’, we don’t have eggs so we don’t have hatchin’
Get ready for the birds who are so diverse, let’s talk about them in the next verse

And we’re launchin’
And were crashin’
Let’s hit the pigs ’til they all go pop
We’re the best birds
But we’re angry
If you take our eggs
We’re never gonna stop
Every theme and level we will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg and win until the next update

Black and yellow, red, white and blue, even green is a color thrown in there too
A little behind? Well then lets go through all words and the birds that are gonna help you
The red bird, the first one you meet, the first bird to tweet, and the first defeat
So take your seat, watch the bird compete, even though it’s petite, it is elite
It’s a basic bird, who’s not goin’ unheard, doesn’t have have a power, ain’t that absurd?
But still the red one can be lots of fun, ‘cus then we get a home run and the pigs are done
Look up at the sky and you will see blue, ‘cus after the red this bird had a debut
Is my vision blurred? What’s that I see? Looks like that bird just became three
Yeah that’s right, ‘cus blue came to fight, bringin’ all the class and breakin’ all the glass
Never runnin’ out of gas, don’t need a pass
Getting’ every pig, even the last
You can call them as bird 1 bird 2, so don’t forget it say, “I heard you”
The best and the baddest birds will now arrive, there is no way those pigs will survive

And we’re launchin’
And were crashin’
Let’s hit the pigs ’til they all go pop
We’re the best birds
But we’re angry
If you take our eggs
We’re never gonna stop
Every theme and level we will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg and win until the next update

So the next fellow makes pigs get mangled, after gettin’ hit by the yellow triangle
Lightning fast and the speed will increase, on 1, 2, 3, release
So its up in the air and the time is just right, you give a little tap for the speed of light
This chick’s angry not polite, breaks through wood, it don’t bite
If you’re lookin’ for blast, take this road, there’s a bird that’s black, likes to explode
It cracked the code to make the pigs erode, help us get back
the eggs back that we’re owed
From black to white, this bird is droppin’ one last egg right top and
I really don’t get why they’re droppin’ eggs though, if you want them back, why let them go?
Now the green bird always wants to hang, cus it was one of the last ones that was in the gang
Oh no, too far this bird has sprang, but it’s comin’ right back like a boomerang
The last bird’s red and you stretch it out, has an angry face that makes you shout
Breakin’ everything that is in its route, they smell fear with a green pig snout

And we’re launchin’
And were crashin’
Let’s hit the pigs ’til they all go pop
We’re the best birds
But we’re angry
If you take our eggs
We’re never gonna stop
Every theme and level we will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg and win until the next update

And we’re launchin’
And were crashin’
Let’s hit the pigs ’til they all go pop
We’re the best birds
But we’re angry
If you take our eggs
We’re never gonna stop
Every theme and level we will get three stars and set you straight
Maybe find a golden egg and win until the next update