I was on a plane earlier this year and it was 9 hours long. After about 3 hours of boredom, I decided that I medically NEEDED a pint otherwise I'll never make it. The only beer they had on board was Stella.

Man, I can see why they hit their wives when they're drinking it. It tastes like piss and anger. I was sat there just going "I hate this beer.... I hate this flight... GET ME THE **** OFF THIS PLANE OR I'M GONNA PUNCH A ************ !!!! I ******* HATE YOU ALL!!!"

Yet, they try to advertise it as a classy lager or some **** . It's not, far from it.