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Well if the League of Robots isn't real, how come I had a whole sticker-book of 'em when I was younger? Answer that with your precious logic!

[Standing on platform in space in front of the anomaly; quietly] Bender to Crew, I have reached the Gateway to another Universe. I feel awed and strangely humbled by the momentous solemnity of this occasion... [Loudly] Hey, Other Universe! Bite my shiny metal a— [Goes to stick rear end through anomaly into Other Universe but it explodes on contact, sending Bender and spaceship hurtling through space.]

I brought you a cabbage to snack on. Humans like cabbages, right?

Weren't you already pope of somethin'?

If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!

Bender knows love, and love doesn't share itself with the world. Love is suspicious, love is needy. Love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy! I love you meatbags!

Richard Nixon: Aroo! Those tentacles are coming to earth and there's no stopping it! King Kong's too old to save us this time!

Yivo: Hey, butt out. This is between me and everyone in existence.

Zapp Brannigan: Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream: to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.

Stephen Hawking: [after shooting lasers out of his eyes] I didn't know I could do that.

Amy: Oh, Kif! This is just like a movie with this happening in it!

Hermes: (selecting a neck protector from the Professor's supply) I'll take two. My neck is huge.

Fry: Yivo. Yivo is the lover of all beings male and female. But Yivo has no gender. Thus Yivo has proclaimed that instead of he or she we are to use the word shkle. And instead of him or her we are to use the word shklim or shkler.

Professor Farnsworth: Now I've often said "Good news" when sending you on a mission of extreme danger. So when I say this anomaly is dangerous, you can imagine how dangerous I really think it is.

Hermes: Not dangerous at all?

Professor Farnsworth: Actually quite dangerous indeed.

Hermes: That is quite dangerous!

Professor Farnsworth: Indeed.

Blatherbot: So it seemed that a human had been rather injured by a knife and as his, uh, uh, blood. Yes, I think that's what they call it.

Calculon: Quite correct. Blather on.

Blatherbot: As he drained away, he said "Take me to a doc-!" No doubt he intended to say "doctor", but he was unable to complete his thought, you see, being as he had died. So, taking him at his final word, we dragged his body to the waterfront, whereupon the seagulls fed upon it.

Bender: Humans are dumb and they die easy.

Hedonism Bot: Quite.

Billionairebot: Speaking of humans, did I show you my new monocle? Cost me a king's ransom. Made from a king, don't you know.

Hedonism Bot: My, how repulsively decadent.

Billionairebot: Yes. But more importantly it allows me to see the smiling faces of my children for the first time since I lost my vision in that horrible banking accident.

Bender: I feel great and it's all thanks to Calculon. His visit really inspired me. I finally know what I want to be when I grow up.

Professor Farnsworth: According to this blinking light, the tentacles are made of electro-matter, matter's bad-ass grandma. Nothing from our universe can penetrate it. Not diamondium, not diamondillium, not even your wife's pound cake, Hermes! [to Wernstrom] She's a terrible cook. Anyway, we're all dead.

[Bender goes to Robot Hell to strike a deal with the Robot Devil and get his army of the damned.]

Robot Devil: I rather think we could strike a deal, Bender. I shall give you your army of the damned and in return I ask just one thing, just one itty-bitty thing; your first born son! [laughs evilly]

Bender: Jus' a sec.

[In a suburban neighbourhood, Bender approaches a small robot with a blue cap and shorts on.]

Robot: Daddy! I knew you'd come back!

Bender: [to the Robot Devil] Here ya go!

[Bender boots his son out of a window and into a vat of liquid which bursts into flames upon contact with the child.]

Robot Devil: Wow! That was pretty brutal, even by my standards.

Bender: No backsies!

Leela: [While running away.] Thanks for everything, Bender!

Bender: [Pleasantly.] Death to all of you!

Bender: Let me come with you.

Fry: Sorry, Bender, robots don't go to heaven. [he leaves]

Bender: [sadly] Death to humans.

Fry: Yivo proposed! We're moving in with shkler!

Bender: Y-you're leaving? But why can't Yivo just move in with us? We'll put a cot in Europe.