Father Moppet: ...if you can do that, why not just unlock the cell? *shakes head, opens chest and pulls out a huge ring of keys* Which key? *reads inscriptions from some of the keys* Ctrl...alt...delete... What on earth?

(OOC: I'm sure glad no one else is in the room I'm in. I don't know that I've ever laughed at anything on here as much as I did that. The chest joke itself was funny enough, but then when you said "Normal"... )

Father Moppet: Oh, yes, that's right, I do remember you mentioning something about that. So, you work in licencing then? That's interesting. What sort of divisions do you work on? *distracted, leaning against the cell with arms folded having normal conversation with seemingly no awareness urgency*