Paris Legally Driving

There was a minor fuss on the Internet this morning when it seemed that these pictures of Paris Hilton, taken yesterday afternoon, show the celebutante driving once again with a suspended license. It was especially scandalous in light of recent rumors that she may face up to 90 days of jail time (yeah right) for her first probation violation. My Paris fears (ha) were soon abated, however, when her lawyer (does that guy have a special Paris Beeper? He should) came to the rescue to alert the media that the license suspension has been lifted and she was driving legally. Sigh. Of. Relief.

She does, however, still have to show up for her May 4 court date to deal with her prior incident. Something tells me she'll walk away without having to serve any hard time. Dunno, just a hunch.

My only issue with her suspension being lifted is that she can actually afford to hire a person to drive her around for the next 36 or so months. There are REAL people who have their licence suspended for such offensive that actually lose their viability because the loss of that license could equal no way to work, no way to get your kids to daycare. I'm so over "richebrity" perks!!!

Y'all are so funny. And so right about Paris, her hat, her racism, her STD's and her IQ. She needs to go to jail, but her money and her status in Hollywon't will keep her from experiencing real life. I wish she would get sent to jail, though. It would serve her right.

I hope she gets sentenced to jail time! The judge needs to use her as an example for all those hollywood whores who think they can get away with anything!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put her in jail. It's so unfair that having money gets you away with doing stupid things.

I hope she gets sentenced to jail time! The judge needs to use her as an example for all those hollywood whores who think they can get away with anything!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put her in jail. It's so unfair that having money gets you away with doing stupid things.