Wait. Just wait a second, here. You mean to say that you don’t like cucumbers? Pumpkins? Hard-shelled squash? They’re all melons – all of the cucurbits are so closely related that they’ll interbreed right in your garden, giving you all sorts of bizarre interesting fruit.

I think that you should question your dislike – and maybe make things like watermelon salad with red onions, or any number of savory dishes using sweet melon.