Yes, There’s a Gas Lamp Repairman in Park Slope (Who Deserves a Bored to Death Cameo)

Every bone in my jerkfaced body wants to make fun of this Wall Street Journalvideo about Park Slope actor/gas lamp repairman Allen McCullough. However (and maybe I’m just getting old), it’s good that someone cares about beautiful old things, so I won’t. I won’t make fun. (Also, Jonathan Ames, give this man a cameo on Bored to Death! Seriously.)