Paula Deen is back — and still deep fried in denial. She's also proof of an annoying trend that compromised people love — ‘You are demonizing me for being terrible, but I’m the
real victim. I’m the one in pain!’ Newsflash: You should be, and no one wants your tears.

The latest on the most ridiculous couple in the nation: now they've got cheerleaders, tax authorities andtheir landscaper mad at them. "We are all fortunate that this diplomatic celebration did not become a night of horror," says one politico:

We were a little confused after receiving an irate tip accompanied by a link to a heartwarming story about the imminent nuptials of Redskins tight end Chris Cooley to a Redskins cheerleader named Christy. Don't football players and cheerleaders go together like…whiskey and Alka-Seltzer ? Was it sentences like "Golf…