Yamada Takayuki: “Would they let me join S/mileage if I paid them five million dollars?”

I’ve lived my life working towards saving up five hundred million yen because I was thinking that should be enough to convince them to let me join S/mileage. But lately I’m realizing they probably wouldn’t let me join the group even if I did somehow manage to save up all that money. So instead I’ll be aiming towards not five but six hundred million as I keep doing my best. Guess I have to say goodbye to quite a lot of commodities.

225: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:56:03.22 0.net
I laughed at how many retweets that got. (Note: As of time of writing, ~3400 RT’s, ~4100 favs)

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:04:07.54 0.net
It’s written right on his profile that it’s a fake account.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:04:48.42 0.netHe never speaks about it in public so we still don’t know if it’s real or fake. It’s gotten this many followers because his tweets are so funny especially when you think they were written by Yamada Takayuki.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:05:40.00 0.net
I don’t know if it’s real or fake, but this guy sure is funny. (laughs)

64: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:12:28.55 0.netIt’s really Yamada Takayuki doing it, just trying to make it look like it’s a fake account. Other actors and actresses have retweeted his tweets so there’s a good chance that it’s authentic.

Lately I’m feeling sleepy all the time and thus I’m also sleeping all the time, but that just makes me feel even more sleepy so I really shouldn’t sleep so much, but if I don’t sleep when I’m sleepy I’ll never get rid of my sleepiness, so I do sleep, but that just makes me more sleepy.