Wow, pretty big assumption there, dude. Who says God invented penises? I think He just bought a crappy asset bundle. There are plenty of things that He did do right, but just look at the wretched things. Can't have cost more than a few bucks. God's a real cheapskate.

Who said he didn’t want people to suck dick? “He made Man in His image and likeness” is pretty all-inclusive. It’s also, tangentially, why I don’t get why people think science and religion are at odds - if God made Man to be intelligent and curious and such, I see no reason for it to be contradictory to believe in both God and Science.