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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris has been to Mars. Thats why there is no life there. Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter. Chuck Norris doesn't have to mow his lawn. He dares it to grow.

You don't find Chuck Norris, he finds youChuck Norris can skip a stone under waterChuck Norris can make a three sided squareChuck Norris can alphabatize m&m'sChuck Norris can watch a 60 minute TV episode in 22 seconds

my son was quoted in his high school yearbook where he would graffiti his name if he could. there in black and white it says "chuck norris's forehead. because if i can get away with that i can get away with anything"

Chuck Norris has never had a stuck mash.Chuck Norris can brew a perfect beer with 1lb of barley 1 quart of water one yeast cell and an ice cold pint glass.Chuck Norris heats his mash tun with roundhouse kicks to the cooler.Chuck Norris once had a red cooler for a mash tun, but it turned blue after the first roundhouse kick.If Chuck Norris enters a home brew competition everyone else automatically loses.