Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

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I'm swimming today
I want to gnaw a part of it, New York, New York
This wet beaver fur
Is longing to stray
And make a brand new dam of it
New York, New York
I want to swim out in the city that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These little pond blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new lake of it
In old New York
If I can gnaw it there
I'll gnaw it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York

2.DeskDiva, yes really. We used to just say OMGWTF, and then one day someone added BBQ, and it just seemed to round it out nicely and we all started doing it. It has no secret meaning, or if it does, no one told me. :)