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I have Olivia Benson (never heard of her), Capt. Jack Sparrow (I wonder if Zombies can get drunk?) and Kim Kardashian....fuck!!! Yeah. I might as well try to fend off the zombies with a wad of toilet paper because I'm pretty much shit out of luck.

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