Live to Dance: “Chaos” is in Order

We’re in the home stretch, people. Only two more acts move on to next week’s finals, joining The Vibe, D’angelo & Amanda, White Tree Fine Art — and TWITCH! (Happy dance.)

Here’s who we saw:

Dance Town Chaos: It was pretty obvious from the beginning these guys would make the finals, and this performance didn’t disappoint. Clever song choice (It’s a Man’s Man’s Man’s World) and much better use of cloth (Are you listening, White Tree Fine Art?). This was a striking, masculine performance. Judges’ choice.

Jill & Jacob: One part of me thinks they’re ridiculously adorable and worthy of a movie (at least on Lifetime). And I love that they used a Nicki Minaj song (Save Me). But there were too many breaks in the piece’s fluidity that could have been smoothed out with better choreography.

And doesn’t Jacob suddenly seem a bit too smug for a newbie? DO NOT LIKE. Buh-bye.

Roosevelt Anderson: I was freaked out and fascinated by his bone-breaking, but this performance had too many distractions: lights and backdrops and cables that made him fly for no reason. It just went nowhere.

One red star from Kimberly Wyatt, who’s suddenly the tough judge? Not that I’m complaining. I’m with her.

Tap Sounds Underground: I wasn’t overly excited to see this duo make it so far, but I have to say, they were grandly entertaining. On speed alone, they were pretty fantastic. But soundtracking it to Bobby Brown and Whoop! There It Is and It Takes Two? I love the ’80s as much as the next guy, but it was an odd contrast to the footwork. Still, a nice surprise.

Shore Thing: Their zombie audition was one of my favorites, and I love that they create such elaborate stories. This wasn’t as compelling, but it was still good.

Kendall Glover: I love this girl. Her dancing evokes pure joy and doesn’t rely on anything other than pure talent. She’s not the judges’ pick, but I think she has a really good shot at America’s vote.

There is one thing I have to say, why do you people let half naked males dance with those pretty young female, this is a disgrace to humanity,

It is no wonder that there is so much sexual disturbance in this worldm when you addvertize it on national TV, Shame on you people, put them half naked guys to work in a slaughtering plant where them would have to work in blood all day ,just for a liveing, rather than expoze

themselves to the world, it is so digusting to watch, but in order to see the good dancers, we have to watch this crap!!!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE CHAOS Dance group!!! They are awesome yes they are. I really love to see young men as well as young male adults doing dance. I have a nephew that can really dance and I hope that he is watching the show basically just to see this group. My nephew is proably around the same age of the of the men. He has so much talent just like these young men do. When I see this group performance It bring mad tears to my eyes. I know that it’s real and dance is their PASSION I see it!! They have an awesome path ahead of them and I wish them well in their endevors… O by the way i have had dance all of life which is my passion as well, but now that I’m up in in age, well you know.. Keep up the good work YOUNG MEN and YOUNG MALE ADULTS!!!!!!