Jack the world’s most intense instant breakfast enthusiast: “Now why don’t you gentlemen tell us how it’s possible to devote your energies to our delicious and nutritious instant breakfast and Life cereal at the same time?”

Harry, Roger and Don: *Befuddlement

Stan The Man: “Oh suuure, you’ll talk to him?”

Ginzo: “I love you, you know that. You’re a mother hen”

Stan: *Warm motherly smile

Bob Benson: “Come on buddy! You’re not death (I’m death). You got a little stage fright, maybe you smoked too many funny cigarettes?”

Ginsberg: “I never touch that stuff it makes you crazy!”

*Looks around with wild, crazy eyes.

Ginsberg: “Tell me the truth. Are you a homo?”

Bob Benson: “There’s that sense of humour!”

Harry: “I’ve known Steven a very long time”

Roger: “whereas Danny we’ve only known for a very… short time”

Ellis from Die Hard: “You know Ben?”

Harry: “Do you?!”

Roger: “You know I was a boxer. There’s nothing like finding that magic spot that would drop a man to his knees. You know, unless he’s already starting there”

Danny: *Dick punch

Chaough: “Shit! Weren’t you there?”

Cutler: “I thought it was high time we embraced Bob” (it’s high time we all embraced Bob)

Bob Benson: “He was going to go, I talked him out of it”

Chaough: “Roger Sterling let you walk his dog and it ran away”

Cutler: “I want you to familiarise yourself with Chevvy. We found out we’re moving to the next step and we’ll need more than Ken in Detroit”

Bob Benson: “That’s music to my ears”

Pete: “The entire thing falls apart if I send you to the store to get cake and you eat it on the way home!”

Quick Chaough McGraw: “How was California?”

Roger: “It was a series of busts… and not the kind I like”

Disclaimer – I do not in any way condone the use of the word “banter” in any situation or context.