And there you have it. Big ups to Tim Browne (Elway), Intruder Blue (Masked Intruder), and Sam Russo for hanging out with us. Be sure to catch these fine folks on the road this summer. You can read the complete Q&A in the comments.

Punknews is a proud sponsor of the Red Scare Across America Tour, that officially kicked off last night in Chicago. To celebrate such, this month's "We'll Do It Live" features a fun cast of characters representing each of the acts on the bill.

So if you have a burning question for Elway, Masked Intruder, or Sam Russo post it in the comments section and look for a response via usernames theproblemwithfieri (Tim Browne from Elway), tabsamuels (Sam Russo), or IntruderBlue (Intruder Blue from Masked Intruder).

Be sure to peep the tour dates here so you can catch these folks in action when they come to your neck of the woods.

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Elway, John Elway once implied legal action against you. Masked Intruder, you regularly break laws. Sam Russo, you did 15 years hard labor in North Korea. What is it like to be a band of out laws on the road?

My perfect date would probably involve sneaking into a movie with a bottle of wine. Especially if it was one of those wines they got over in Europe that has caffeine in it. Better make it two of those. They're phenomenal. Then we, that is me and the lady I'm on a date with, would probably go do some crimes, and then not do the time, and then some other cool stuff, and then make out a whole bunch. Or, whatever would be cool. And, yeah.

Blue, are you worried you are going to run out of different crimes to write songs about and be forced to hang up your masks forever? You guys talk a hard game, but we all know you are a bunch of sweethearts deep down. I'm sure you guys can adjust to life on the outside.

Yeah, I guess. I mean, it would be pretty lame to be old and writing pop-punk about tax evasion or insider trading. I don't think we would hang up the masks at that point, but we might stop putting out records and start enjoying all of the money we made from being a punk rock band. That's a joke.

Ha! We didn't kidnap nobody. Now, you might be wondering, is that double negative supposed to mean that we did kidnap somebody? Or, is it just me talking like the dude from the streets that I am? I'm wondering that too!!

hey tim browne, dude just got leavetaking, and that shit dope! But I have "HENCE MY OPTIMISM' 7" and I wanted to give you a heads up because on side a, 25 years skips, and I didn't get a digital download with it so im a bit bummed but other than that you dudes rule! And Who would win in a fight Lemmy or GOD?

It doesn't skip on my copy, and I listen to that shit EVERY DAY! I'll send you a download of it, don't tell Toby (hi Toby!). As for that last thing, TRICK QUESTION: Between Motorhead and God, everyone loses.

its cool, I still dig it non-the-less, but thanx! sorry for the bogus question, it was the only thing I could think of at the time. How about this one, If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

As somebody who hitchhikes a lot, it'd be a dream come true to get picked up by a band that I really like or admire. So, would you ever pick up a hitchhiker while on tour? Maybe let them roadie for a while? I'm not a serial killer, I swear. (I mean, if that'll increase the chances of Blue picking me up, I can change...)

If we weren't already packing into a single vehicle, I'd say yeah, but only on the condition that you were one of those gross traveling bobos who have the malnourished dogs so I could take your dog and leave you in Mobil or somewhere just as terrible.

Well, I live in Chicago these days, so the answer to the latter question is no. As for the former question, you should probably do that, but with Toni Braxton's "Unbreak My Heart." Much more impressive melody.

The Philly show is at 7 on a Sunday night and I'm a big pussy who wakes up at 5 AM. Will I get to bed at a reasonable hour? Also, you should eat delicious Mexican food next to the venue before the show. Nothing beats Mexican food farts in a small club and smaller van...

I would just post a story earlier in the day saying there will be a live interview at such-and-such time today. Then those of us who check Punknews way too much but aren't glued to social media will know what's up.