Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I noticed that I haven't shared my life with you all as of late. Whoever you all are... I don't even know if anyone even reads this "garb." Well... I thought I'd bring you up to speed.My life still is lying in a gutter, but with the help of some much needed meds - it will hopefully find it's way back up to at least ground level.Now...A few things I've noticed...*Only in my house can you go to the bathroom and find a 45 revolver sitting next to the toilet- I'm not joking here.*Only in my job do you have to argue with grown adults on the amount of sugar that they are allotted each week.*Only my vehicles seem to hit deer once a month on average.*Only I would get the computer teacher from Hades that has to be my ex-father-in-law's long lost brother.*The only time I crave Taco Bell is when I have to be at work in 5 minutes and the drive-thru is full of college kids stretched all the way out to Walnut St.*Only Paul Poteet can throw out the cheesiest jokes, but still make me cling to him for my weather advice.*Only the song "I'll Be"-Edwin McCain and the movie "10 Things I hate about you" make me throw up a little bit in my mouth.*Only the show RoseAnne makes me laugh during every episode.Wow. So I have to go. Let's argue about smoke break time now! Love it!!

About Me

Hi! I am April. I am married to Joshua. I am usually a pretty strong Christian, but I do have my moments. I love working with teens and especially those really bad trouble-making ones- LOL! Rainy days are awesome and pretty much so are penguins. I long for one of my own, but so far, no such luck. I do enjoy reading, writing, and just complete randomness! I enjoy making up dumb stories and lies just to make gullible people fall for them. I am also a word creator. And I have one philosophy in life: "Everything always comes back to Seinfeld in some way!" I have so much to tell and so little space, so... if you are nosy, then just "yell it out!"