Moyles: Probably anybody better than they've actually organised. I met a lap dancer at Stringers who was from Russia. She was quite nice. I think her name was Strudle. It would be nice to have Robbie Williams on singing. Or Will Smith. Or anybody I've maybe even slightly heard of

What are you getting or have you got anything already (for his Birthday)?

Hi chris and dave! do you like will or rhys better and lizzie or simon/mel?

Moyles: Will better than Rhys. Lizzie better than MelindaMoyles: It's good having Lizzie on the show, because finally we have a BA who doesn't owe us any money

I'm being serious....if i streaked at wimbledon (the tennis) at the womens final would you sponsor me?

Moyles: Yes, but he has to write Moyles on his front and back in big lettersLizzie: With a 'W' on each asscheek - WOW

How many pints can u drink without falling over??

Dave: If it's Will, then 3Will: 1 pub!Moyles: I can drink 25 pints a night without falling over.Moyles: We're acutally tee-totalers and just lie on the air

What does Lizzy look for in a man

Lizzie: He has to be clean. Good sense of humour, lots of money, good snowboarder ... or alternatively, Chris, Dave or Will

How is the fitness going?

Moyles: Great. Lizzie's a bit lazyLizzie: I'm going to get some roller-blades and be out there doing itMoyles: Well, I'm going to go around in a golf-cart, in a Fruit Of The Loom jumper.

How did you come up with the great receptionist stopwatch challenge? It is pure genius, it really is.

Dave: That must have been me thenMoyles: It was an idea inspired by some silly competition that Lizzie came up with.

What do you think of your fans that sit outside every Saturday?

Dave: They're great and we love them all!Moyles: We're glad that they're so into the show that they'd like to come and meet us, but we wish they'd wash moreMoyles: Can we have some better looking ones?

What is your prefered colour of toilet roll?

Moyles: White, like the Leeds home kit

Is it easy to handle chris or do you tell him nothing because it'll be on air tomorrow

Will: It's easy to handle, and I don't tell him anything that I don't want to end up on the air. He's very well-behaved.

Chris - If you only have the futon bed thingy, where does ya mum sleep?

Moyles: Who said my mum is staying at my place. How do you know she's not staying in a top-notch hotel? She's not, as it turns out...

Are small ones more juicy? (question from 48DD)

Moyles: No, and can you send a picture?

Do you really loathe Geri Halliwell?

Moyles: We've talked about this to death on the air when there was Geri overkill... she's got an opinion on everything.

Will, would you say working with Chris is the pinnacle of your career?

Will: No, not in the slightestMoyles: YesWill: Jono Coleman of Heart was

Is one big belly coming back this summer???

Moyles: It doesn't look like it.Dave: It seems to have been omitted from the summer scheduleMoyles: It is a tragedy to the 100,000 people who came to see the show last summer

Have any of your guests ever walked out of the show? who?

Dave: Kenickie were a painMoyles: Atomic Kitten were slightly annoying. They all spoke at exactly the same time. They weren't difficult, they were just too giddy.

Will Dave the photographer ever make a come back, we are missing him?

Dave: Possibly, maybeMoyles: We miss Dave a little bitMoyles: We might get him back, but he does get over-excited

Moyles: Can we just say that Lizzie is beautiful, she's very charming, funny and sexy, but she's not page 3 material

What does Frank Skinner talk about when he's out, does he crack jokes?

Moyles: He's a nice guy. He did tell a couple of witty anecdotes which were funny

Chris, if you were any member of any boyband, who would it be and why?

Dave: I'd be Lionel Richie from The CommodoresMoyles: I'd be MC Neat from DJ Luck and MC Neat, and Will would be Neutrino

Lizzie - was your mother really drunk at your christening, I actually like the name Suzette!!!

Lizzie: Suzette's a French name. My grandma's French-Canadian

What do you guys talk about inbetween the records?

Dave: We paint watercoloursMoyles: We like to smear rabbit's blood over our eyes. But the rabbit's never harmed during this, by the way

Dave - your "Girls going to football" predictions are amazingly accurate - how do you do it?

Dave: It's just intelligent guess-work. I think I'm fairly knowledgeable on football

Do you realise you have a big following in the pimp community?

Dave: Are they a recognised community?Moyles: Where is the pimp community? Is it near the ****** community, or in a nicer part of town?Moyles: Huggy Bear used to play football with Dave

So, what do you really think of Polly 3am?

Moyles: Because she has a face like a dog that's been chasing parked cars. And I bought her a sex toy and she still hasn't answered whether she's used it yet

What would you do if you were boss of radio 1 for the week?

Moyles: I would bring back Bruno Brookes and Simon Bates

Idea for TV - Would you go on "Blind Date" ?

Moyles: NoDave: No, cause Cilla's a pain in the assMoyles: But we'd have a lorra lorra funLizzie: A lorra lorra laughs!

Why don't you try Secret Squirrel on someone famous?.... Think of the scandal!!!

Dave: Well, funny you should say that, but that's perhaps part 2...

Why can't i pick up girls?

Dave: You're not strong enough

What do you think of the Eminem and Elton duo?

Moyles: I think it's great. Dave and I are planning for next year's Brit Awards that Ghetto Life, Steps, Cleopatra and B*witched are going to team up and do a Carpenters medley

What's your preference, a g-string or briefs?

Moyles: G stringDave: ... then it looks like a ball of cheese. One of those baby-bels

How did you meet Jon Culshaw? What's his best impression? Is he coming back?

Moyles: He was working for another radio station in London and we nicked him.Moyles: He came to the warm bosom of our family. His best impression is...Dave: Dale Winton, technically it's the best one.

Dave, where did you learn to rap so well.

Dave: On the mean streets of Warrington.Dave: You had to rap otherwise you wouldn't survive. You wouldn't last five minutes

How does it feel to be the most popular DJ in Skelmersdale?

Dave: It's the highest accolade one can haveMoyles: After Poulton-Le-Fylde, being the best DJ in Skem is the highest honour

Do you ever get sick of listening to music?

Moyles: No because the music on radio 1 is oh-so-great

Dave, why in your TV show did you always wear stupid outfits?

Moyles: Becuase Chris refused!Dave: It seemed like a good ideaDave: I like the fact that I was wearing an outfit on every episode. It was a bit bizarre

Have you ever been really late for a live show?

Moyles: Yes, because of the effects of alcohol and excessDave: We've acutally heard the start of the show in your flat before

Chris you always chat with the newsbeat people. Do you think they hate you?

Moyles: There are a few individuals who don't appreciate the gagMoyles: Can I just say to all the die-hard fans that the legendary Geordie Kid is reading out the questions today

What is your favourite Website?

Moyles: Well, the Stringfellows site is quite impressive, I must admitLizzie: Expedia.co.uk, that offer really cheap holidays!Moyles: Dean & Nigel is a good site.Moyles: ChrisTarrant.com is a good oneMoyles: It's very funnyMoyles: And also www.dickcheese.co.uk

Moyles: Thank you very much to all the lonely sad internet geeks, who've sat in front of their computers for the past hour, but I actually have to go to the pub now ...and Lizzie and I are going to make red-hot passionate loveLizzie: No we're not. You're going home to your girlfriend to cook her dinner!Moyles: No I'm not, I'm going home to watch the Leeds game.