Going up

Picasso As wearable fashion: next season sign us up for a group outing in Jil Sander Pablo homage knitwearMy Week With MarilynHeadscarves. BTK pencil skirts. Retro interiors. Michelle Williams hamming it up as Monroe. And Judi Dench. What more could a trailer give you?Terracotta trousers New autumnal man trouser alert. The Alpha Khaki by Dockers is a chino cut like jeans and in burnt orange goes with a navy jumper like a dream...Pencil skirt patriotism London's fashionables are all about a Jonathan Saunders curtain-fabric number. While Carine et al mince around Paris in va-voom Givenchy curve-hem numbers. Whose side are you on?Moon boots The new wellingtons? Think vintage Slim Aarons on the slopes, buy at Office

Going down

Fish pedicures Once the "What do you mean you haven't done it?" beauty appointment, now available in shopping centres next to the car insurance stallThe turned-up collar Warm, yes, but totally over. Flat, collarless necklines are the way forward. BrrrrProsecco The coolest fizzy wine right now is Crémant – the cheap French champersAlex Turner's quiff We love AT but the Buddy Holly greaser look is just not working