Fig. 2. Stress and procrastination levels in the last 7 days (updated Sun, 01 Mar 2015 11:00 PST).
Stress is mea­su­red by the num­ber of flag­ged mes­sa­ges in the email in­box;
pro­cra­sti­na­tion is mea­su­red by the me­dian age of tho­se mes­sa­ges
(here's the code to make your own).

MIT students:
There is funding available for MIT PhD/MS students
who want to work with me.
(Note: except extraordinary
circumstances, we do not bring in visiting students due
to bureaucratic complications and fees)