Ya know how Marvel announced Iceman is gay?

Ya know how Marvel announced Iceman is gay and we had no idea for a long time?

They should announce that Hyperion, considering he's a faggot, should come out as a transgender. "Yes, I used to be a woman but..." and blah blah blah. And then Marvel, to piss off readers further, should provide a list of all the women Hyperion got with as mockery.