"When will the air to the crown, begin to crown?" Colbert wonders aloud

No one is more proud to be an American than Stephen Colbert. Which means that no one is more grateful to be away from the tyranny of the British monarchy that ruled us centuries ago.

That being said, it's almost royal baby time! And on Tuesday night, Colbert could not control his giddiness as he awaits whatever it is that will come out of the Duchess: Boy, girl, unicorn, hobbit or otherwise.