Night by nightHe'd go just a bit too farWhen Donald was off on a big tiradeHe sounded quite bizarre"Dirty tricks"Is Donald's repeated songThey quoted him verbatimAnd he said that they were wrong

"Donald for President!" shout the chumpsWho'd say "goodbye" to all burkhasThey want President Trumpety TrumpTrump, Trump, Trump"Donald for President!" shout the chumpsThey want old crotchety DonaldVote for President Trumpety TrumpTrump, Trump, Trump

The next in the polls is CarsonFalling awaySo sad that he thinks realityIs second'ry to faithSo "Donald for President!" shout the chumpsSo raucous up at the caucusVote for President Trumpety TrumpTrump, Trump, Trump

Nooooooooooooooooooo...

"Donald for President!" shout the chumpsWho'll lead the GOP circus?They want President Trumpety TrumpTrump, Trump, Trump"Donald for President!" shout the chumpsSo raucous up at the caucusVote for President Trumpety TrumpTruuuuump! Truuuuuuump!Truuuuuuuuump!!

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Despite the Dump Trump protesters and Trump's own hate-filled rhetoric, he still maintains the national lead among REPs at 25-28% depending on the polls. 555 more gaffes... but probably no change in status. He well might be the GOP nominee!!!

It's starting to remind me of the way the press (over here) ridiculed Ronald Reagan for being a Hollywood actor and not a Washington politician. Didn't he go on to win all the states but one aginst Carter? Donald started out this autumn as the wackiest of the bunch, now he's a moderate (and self-financed, not to forget) in the middle compared to nuts like Carson and Cruz who says they'll actually work to bring on the end of the world according to their regligious beliefs. I think it's a fair chance by spring he's the obvious unifier the whole party (and possibly the nation) will rally around while most of the rest of the world understands nothing. (Also, he's the funniest of 'em to write parodies about, obviously).

Rob - at times, it does seem like Trump is trying to push just a bit too far.. actively attempting to hit a point where the public will go "no, that's just too outrageous/offensive/just plain dumb", but it really doesn't seem to have affected his support at all so far. Which is quite bizarre.

Peter - I wouldn't call him a "moderate", though when put next to Carson and Cruz I guess he does look like it (both economically and religiously). Big difference compared to Reagan is that the latter was more like a vessel others poured their ideas into, and he was very good at delivering them as though he believed what he was saying, Trump just keeps coming up with ever more strange rhetoric. Given that his popularity is low among women and rock bottom for most minorities, it's fairly unlikely that he'd be a unifying influence in the country as a whole (and it'll make it almost impossible for him to be elected president, a prediction which is worrying Repujblican party chiefs more than a little bit.. but then, who else is there in that field to do any better?)

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