Texting with Paul Gagnon

Me: Free. Drinks are pricey. Just stopped in to write a few things down.

Paul: Always with the notepad you

Me: I am actually getting yelled at slash flirted with over my notepad now. Time to become unattractive!

Paul: Wow ladies love the mystery reporter?

Me: I told her I live with my parents. She’s gone now.

By the way, when I told my girlfriend this story, she asked why I’d told that other girl that I lived with my parents instead of my girlfriend. The reason, in case anyone else out there is wondering, is because aggressive women at bars tend to approach a girlfriend who’s not there as a challenge, while they approach parents whose basement you live in as a sign that you’re a nerd. There, now you know.