Please note that I am not going to write my scp in the same style that this post is written.

I need some help with my scp.

First off, I will give you a little bit of a description (Don't you dare steal my idea, it may be shitty, it may already be out there somewhere, but I'm turning it into an scp)

My scp is an infinity die (singular of dice) it's 20 sided, but it's also infinite. It has no numbers, just phrases/sentences. Any phrase or sentence that is facing upwards after the dice rolls, happens. (Obvious example, if the dice is knocked, and "Your house explodes" faces up, your house is gonna explode)

First problem. I dunno whether to classify it 'Safe' or 'Elucid', as if there is an earthquake or something, and the dice flips, whatever is up happens, end of the world maybe.

Second problem. It's not a concept that can have a hook or gimmick or anything too interesting, really it's backstory is the only thing that could be too 'nifty' about it.

Boring, mainly because it's far, far too broad. Things that have a direct translation to reality like this, I feel, should be more focused. "It can literally do anything" doesn't do mich to pique interest, because theres no details to get me invested in the concept.

I would pare its effect down considerably - give it character (not literally) by defining its abilities and limits beyond a vague sense of unlimited potential.