The Office: A XXX Parody

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Description: When the cameras enter the offices of Dinder Muffin, it's up to "World's Bust Boss", Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke), to make sure that the hard drives are hard and the water cooler is wet. That's why she's not only the boss, she's the employee of the month! It's the must see XXX TV parody of the year, when a huge all star cast (that's what she said!) stars in New Sensations' hilarious hump-fest, The Office: A XXX Parody.

“I believe in the three Fs in the workplace: Fun, Funny, and inter-office Fucking,” says boss lady Michelle (Ashlynn Brooke) near the beginning of “The Office XXX: A Parody.” She goes on to say that even though the work might take longer to do, the employees enjoy themselves more. That explains why, as the woman in charge of one particular branch of Dinder Muffin, she advises one employee to “whore it up a little” when a documentary crew arrives. It could also explain why she has a coffee mug that says “World’s Bust Boss” on it. She’s not only the boss, but also the employee of the month. Working for her could be a real thrill.

Michelle introduces us to her crew, which includes some familiar and beloved faces of adult cinema. Jimmy (straight girls’ eye candy James Deen) is her “sales ninja,” a point she drives home with silly fake martial arts moves and sound effects. “You ever have one of those days – every day?” Jimmy asks the camera as she walks away. Michelle takes us to meet her receptionist, Sam (Jenna Haze), who’s also Jimmy’s girlfriend. Jimmy and Sam try to explain Michelle to the camera, and fail to come up with anything conclusive, but we do learn a little more about the boss lady’s sense of humor in the process: she’s a cornball. Then Jimmy invites Sam to come play with his hard drive, with a waggle of his eyebrows to the camera, and the two of them head to the copy room for a quickie. It’s great seeing two stars who are so good at what they do together in a scene. James Deen knows how to handle every lady he meets on camera in just the right way, and as always, Jenna’s cartoony sex noises are hot even though it sounds like she’s been huffing helium. Jimmy eats Sam out and rims her from behind with those gazelle-like legs of hers spread and bent at what should be an awkward angle, but she manages to make it look graceful and sexy. It’s a good thing she’s limber, because sex in the copy room apparently requires many difficult positions involving bending and stretching. She looks particularly great kneeling in front of him and putting those renowned oral skills to use. The two of them portray the frenzied passion of a public quickie in a very believable way. It feels even more illicit and thrilling when director Lee Roy Myers chooses to film portions of the scene through the window, showing us the action through a voyeur’s eyes.

In an office like this, it’s easy to imagine that some employees might feel a bit sexually harassed. Michelle’s boss (Stephanie Swift) tries to explain why she needs to tone it down, but even talking about sexual harassment seems to turn Michelle on and soon the Big Boss decides that if she can’t beat ‘em she might as well join ‘em. The way Michelle licks and nibbles on Steph’s pencil eraser nipples must be very convincing. The two sexy ladies have some fun with a vibrator and a strap-on, and then Stephanie returns the favor by licking Michelle and using a rabbit vibe on her (she keeps missing the clit with the little bunny ears, so Michelle takes the matter into her own hands). Is it the best girl-on-girl scene you’ll ever see? Well, that of course depends on your taste, but it’s a good warm-up for another pearl-diving mission that appears later in the film. During a meeting on sexual harassment, Michelle brings in Candy (Gianna Michaels) from Cindy’s Two Lip Lounge, an extremely busty stripper who gives the whole group a hands-on demonstration of sexual harassment. Throughout the routine the guys are of course keenly interested and some of the girls look shocked, while Sam gives off some serious bitchface mingled with a look of curiosity. Faye Reagan, armed with sex toys, busts in on Candy’s show with a few of her own ideas for how to spice it up. “Now that’s sexual harassment right there,” Michelle quips cutely. The resulting girl-on-girl show gets everybody worked up, even the straight girls, because there’s just something about a bouncing pair of big natural boobies, female moans of ecstasy, and dirty-talking girls having fun that few people can resist. It’s probably the hottest scene in the whole movie, because you really believe they’re enjoying themselves and they’re both just so naturally erotic. It gets the boys worked up, naturally, and even the straight girls want to relieve their sexual tension after watching two hot girls worshiping each other’s bodies. Afterward, Dhalia Denyle is lucky enough to be alone in the room with two horny boys (Rocco Reed and Ralph Long) and she’s more than willing to offer her overheated body for them to ravish.

At the end of the film, head of HR, Toby (Mark Wood) and “HR babe in training, Holly” (Alexis Texas) are in Michelle’s office, having heard about how she held an HR meeting without actually involving the HR department. Toby isn’t happy with the “degrading” (“de greatest!” Michelle corrects him) nature of the meeting, but Holly doesn’t seem to mind. The two babes team up on Toby to calm him down and avert legal catastrophe. Holly is the alpha girl here, but Michelle has plenty of opportunity to play with that legendary ass and both girls get a chance to ride the Wood. Seeing these two gorgeous, sexy blondes in a scene together will make a lot of porn lovers very happy.

“The Office XXX” is New Sensations’ first effort in the adult humor genre and it’s definitely a worthwhile result. If you like your smut on the funny side then you’ll have a lot to enjoy, and if you just want the sex and don’t care about the plot, there’s plenty for you, too. Connoisseurs of this type of film will find that it doesn’t stick as closely to the original as some other porn parodies tend to do, but the studio understands that sometimes, it’s really about showing the audience the hot fucking action they want.