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Gruesome Accident Generator

↑ XKCD, on death stats.

This page will generate plausible accident stories with some nonsense thrown in, based on US Consumer Product Safety Commision statistics. The narrative fields have been mined from the US database and collected together, a Markov chain parody generator is then used to pull together a personal set of accidents just for you. If you would like to have a go yourself offline, try getting some data from the previous link and use the WordFrequency.jar tool below.

Enter some details for an accident:

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is under my own personal responsibility and not that of Aberystwyth University or the University of Bristol. Similarly, any opinions expressed are my own and are in no way to be taken
as those of either institute.