University Of Virginia: If You See ‘Offensive Flyers,’ Call 911

The University of Virginia instructed students Friday to call 911 if they see “offensive flyers.”

The school told students that it was aware of an initiative to distribute “offensive flyers and memes” on campus Saturday and Sunday, according to an email obtained by The Daily Caller News Foundation.

“The reports indicate that the organizations are specifically interested in buildings and centers for under-represented groups, particularly Women’s Studies,” said Patrick D. Hogan, chief operating officer and executive vice president at the University of Virginia in the email.

“If you witness individuals engaged in suspicious activity, including posting offensive flyers or other material in violation of the University’s Policy on Exterior Posting and Chalking, please call 911,” instructed Hogan. “The University Police Department and the Ambassadors … will be maintaining an enhanced security environment across Grounds this weekend.”

Somehow, I don’t think the Policy Enforcers in the Charlottesville P.D. Will think someone seeing an “offensive” flyer is an emergency to anyone but the brittle snowflakes. I’d sure as heck cite anyone falsely calling 911 about a non-emergency perceived “offense”.

“The reports indicate that the organizations are specifically interested in buildings and centers for under-represented groups, particularly Women’s Studies’…………..would a flyer like this be considered offensive: ‘Women’s Studies ===promotion of the radical lesbian man hating agenda’…..OR would that be a compliment?

So after years of being told to only dial 9-1-1 in an emergency, we should now consider snowflake triggering to be one of those life-threatening events.

“Offensive flyers” are an expression of free speech that’s protected by our constitutional rights, but of course, this refers to a university, where communist indoctrination is the top priority in the curriculum.

Yeah, and don’t forget to fear paper. It could hold dangerous print, but above all fear ideas and the perspectives they may advance. Fear and spy. Fear and spy. Fear and spy. Soon you’ll have a degree.

“If you witness individuals engaged in suspicious activity, including posting offensive flyers or other material in violation of the University’s Policy on Exterior Posting and Chalking, please call 911,”

THAT’S RIGHT!!!

AND IF MURPHY’S LAW IS STILL IN EFFECT, YOU’LL END UP DEAD WHEN THE PIGS SHOW UP!!!!!