Sold of every last shred of my humanity to practice law so I could represent the basest dregs of society who refuse to play by everybody else's rules then expect me to use those rules to find an escape clause to fix their sleeping arrangements because they want to fight fervently against the idea that one must lie in one's bed no matter how one chooses to or chooses not to make it up.

Where can i buy humanity ...

Find local law school.
Attend graduation.

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And that was also a really sad post ...

Eh, wasn't intended to be. Mostly playing up the scumbag defense attorney bit - satirical observation on society and all that. I was tired, though, so it probably didn't come off well._________________

MrDrew wrote:

Can somebody give me a good reason there's not a giant statue to fret somewhere?

Gmen4evJoined: 07 Sep 2009Posts: 27379Location: In west Philadelphia born and raised

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2012 8:47 am Post subject:

fretgod99 wrote:

Gmen4ev wrote:

fretgod99 wrote:

Gmen4ev wrote:

fretgod99 wrote:

I'm up too late. I have court tomorrow. Meh.

What did you do ... jk

Sold of every last shred of my humanity to practice law so I could represent the basest dregs of society who refuse to play by everybody else's rules then expect me to use those rules to find an escape clause to fix their sleeping arrangements because they want to fight fervently against the idea that one must lie in one's bed no matter how one chooses to or chooses not to make it up.

Didn't know you felt that way, fret. I'm flattered, really I am. Tell you what - next weekend, we can go to the outlet mall, and I'll give you some design tips on your wardrobe, and help you find a deodorant that can really make everything work well for you (because the other stuff ain't working, despite what Axe may tell you). After that, we'll get some good scotch...and maybe some ice cream? Would you like some ice cream?

just realized fret used the adjective "base" to negatively describe his clients. Due is getting all middlle English up in here.

I'm super deep and stuff. Also, I like that you don't feel the need to conform to arbitrary rules. While most people spell "middle" with a solitary, stalwart "L", you give that lonely consonant a compatriot to solidify its place betwixt the obstinate and oppressive double "Ds", o'ertaking the word and imposing its will on all the letters which surround it, and the seemingly superfluous and supercilious silent "E", sneaking and conniving its way onto the back of nigh every word. Keep fighting that good fight! Soft consonants deserve our love and respect, too._________________

MrDrew wrote:

Can somebody give me a good reason there's not a giant statue to fret somewhere?

I want people to like things I like, but I don’t because they’re my things.

But if they do, you can claim to have like them first and lord your superiority over them for all eternity like a true elitist. Or you could be all hipster about it. Or both. Elitist hipster. That's a good color on you._________________

MrDrew wrote:

Can somebody give me a good reason there's not a giant statue to fret somewhere?