Hello fellow Fanficters! This account is owned by two cracktastic girls (the lovely Miss Asia and the Hero, Miss Kalee). We will be sharing this account and that might make it hard to figure out whose fics are whose. (To help the confused readers out here, Kalee's are a lot longer than Asia's and usually have a weird sense of humor. Hence the nickname The Comedy God.) So far, all the fanfics have been Hetalia related because, coughcough, it's the best damn show in the world! But something else is bound to crawl into or heads and take over.

So don't forget to fav and leave a review! (Hopefully only nice ones! :D) We love it when we get feedback so we know what we are doing wrong or right! (Also as a warning, I (Kalee) tend to write stories that have cussing in them. If that bothers you, please don't spam us telling us so. You have the choice not to read it if it makes you uncomfortable, and I have the freedom to write whatever I want. We will try hard to label the stories as best as we can. But if it's helpful stuff about cursing or stuff of that nature to keep us out of trouble, then tell us! But do so nicely.)

Hopefully, I haven't bored you to death with my giant text block about nothing good! This has been Kalee! Hope you enjoy our work! :D

Yo! Asia's taken over the controls now! For your convenience, here's a list of who wrote what:

There's bound to be more! We've written a lot, it's small matter of getting up off our lazy butts and publishing them.

Asia again. Due to me being a bit of an asswipe, we've had a falling out between us, so this account is less likely to be used. Kalee has some old stuff lying around Google Documents that I might post (without permission >3>), but other than that...

Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU

When Tino's dog went out for her usual walk, she wasn't expected to come home with a bunch of roses tied around her neck. Rated T for things at the end just to be safe. Hopefully not animal cruelty either, fluffy SuFin I guess

Tonight is an out-of-character night, when we are not ourselves, just so we can show a side of ourselves we keep private. Or actually, Denmark pretends to have a more matured libido and Norway likes him more for it. Den/Nor

It was just one of those days. One of those days when his pants wouldn't come off and Sweden had to be a knight in shining slacks and tie. It was a 'magic fingers' sort of thing. -Oneshot, SuFin, FML inspired-

Summary: What happens when Sweden gets some staring turned on him? How does he react to a taste of his own medicine? And will Finland ever overcome his fear of Sweden? SuFin oneshot. Disclaimer: I own NOTHING!

America and England have a Special Relationship… ‘Special,’ being the operative word. When Arthur’s mythical friends decide to try and save their failing friendship, the two nations wake to realize that they have switched bodies...

Russia tries to charm America with various cliches. Meanwhile, America thinks the whole thing is an elaborate April Fool's Day prank. The START talks just got a lot more interesting. Written for the Russiamerica livejournal community; based on a prompt.

Angst-ish story about a semi-depressed Denmark and a longing Norway. Onesided DenmarkxSweden. Slight cursing drunken Dane and upset Norwegian , does have an alternate ending... Tino Finland also included...

The story of Sweden and Finland in accordance to the song "Samson" by Regina Spektor. Shonen-ai...SuFin. ONESHOT. Uhhh rated T because of ideologically sensitive topics. Read it...I promise it's much better than my summary.

Poland/Lithuania Russia Taken from Kink Meme To get under Poland's skin, Russia tells him in some detail about the awful things he put Lithuania through. Now that Poland knows, he is determined to give Liet some really gentle comfort sex. Poland POV

Everyone knows how England feels when it comes to the Revolution/America's birthday, but, deep down, how does America feel? Written as a diary enrty in America's point of view right after gaining his freedom.

England's never been good at confessing his brotherly love towards his colony, America. He's surprised when the boy shares his deep feelings for his older brother. Written for the song: My Heart is Yours by Didrik Solli-Tangen

America has come a long way from being a small colony. Life is good and progress is still moving forward. He couldn't be any prouder but he can't help look back to the old days when things were a little simpler...