Don't spend three dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to Goodwill instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents. (OK, maybe a dollar.)

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

The puckluck is due to go back our way. Or at least not be so horribly against us.

"During Robert Lang’s time in Detroit, he caused me anguish. Other times he brought me and my family great joy. Robert Lang occasionally coasts, and spends time searching for the best pane of glass to best view the reflection of his flowing mullet. Other times he is a strong-armed force with the puck. I never knew what to expect from Robert Lang. He is The Enigma. " - A2Y

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candelight.

More definitions:

FLATULENCE (n.) - The emergency vehicle that picks you up after you've been run over by a steamroller.

BALDERDASH (n.) - A rapidly receding hairline.

******** (n.) - a humorous question on a quiz.

"He even ate with women who at that time were accorded the same status as the family donkey. Are we willing to break bread with, say, child sex slaves, transgender teens and undocumented workers? Because when Jesus comes back to Earth, that's where he'll be hanging."
You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

If they don't win tomorrow, I will have to have the same conversation I have with myself every year. It's just a game, that I have no control over, and it shouldn't matter in the day to day of my life. Of course I know that's BS, it's all my fault when they lose, but denial is part of the process.

"During Robert Lang’s time in Detroit, he caused me anguish. Other times he brought me and my family great joy. Robert Lang occasionally coasts, and spends time searching for the best pane of glass to best view the reflection of his flowing mullet. Other times he is a strong-armed force with the puck. I never knew what to expect from Robert Lang. He is The Enigma. " - A2Y

"If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and power, but for the passionate sense of the potential, for the eye which, ever young and ardent, sees the possible. Pleasure disappoints, possibility never. And what wine is so sparkling, what so fragrant, what so intoxicating, as possibility!" - Kierkegaard

Detroit fan living in St. Louis
"To whom much is given, much is expected."
"Play them six times, they might win four, but not this game. Not tonight."
"Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard."

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