Men.com’s Idea Of A “Jungle Fantasy” Is Three Potted Plants And Tommy Defendi In A Leopard Print Robe

If you like Men.com’s fake prison set, you’ll absolutely love their new fake jungle set. It’s so realistic, Tommy Defendi and Antonio Paul look like they’re right in the middle of the Amazon! (Or at least an Amazon Wish List, where you can buy Tommy a nicer robe.)

To be fair, this set-up is part of the scene’s plot (newcomer Antonio Paul wants escort Tommy Defendi to fuck him in a “jungle fantasy”), and yes, given Men.com’s sensibilities, we should be grateful that this wasn’t a lot worse (at least they didn’t cast an African-American performer in a loin cloth to play the Tommy Defendi character). That said, I wouldn’t be surprised if Men.com was already at work on a gay porn parody of the Ebola outbreak. (Wait—can the Ebola virus be transmitted through fake cum?)