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Damned Mercury’s in retrograde againAnd out of sorts emotions dependOn right understandings to mend. Stalker lurks in the halls of the schools of my hometownAll the schools lock and key shut downDaughters scared into panic attackSent home from school to rest and relax.And I am too far away to be thereBeing both Mom and Dad seems so unfair.I need to be home while they work through their fearBut I need to pay bills so I have to be here.I hate these b**strds that seek out these kidsAnd cause such fear I’ld like to blow their lids.But instead I’ll just try to change this weird sh**tAnd do what I can to hold good within it.A friend has gone over to see to my girlsSuch an amazing healer, I just don’t have wordsTo thank such a friend for being there in a bind,And thanks to this forum for a place to unwind.

Of course i'll come, what a delightit's been a while since i've had a girl's nightoutgive me a sec and i'll plan a routei promise i won't try to hike thereit might take a whole darn yearand then he'd be turning sweet 16and i'd be out there still walking

i would chat right now my dearbut girly talk's not for men's earswe have to keep our mysteries but i send my smile across the seas

Thanks all you folks from far and wideThese are the weirdest energy days that Gap can provide.Planets aligned in the strangest of waysDepression and anger fills everyone’s days.So we Put her on rescue remedy and St. Johns WortIn hopes that’ll keep her till I can transportMyself back home and be there as I shouldTo hold space for my babies, although they wouldRemind me that they have grown much taller than IAnd can take care of these crisis’s that fall from the sky. Ahh the frustration with too high piled plateI’ll have to work harder, learn to bi-locateWouldn’t that be easier that the way things are nowTo be able to be in both places somehow.But I’ve not yet met a master who canTeach me how to do this so I can understand.So I’ll have to settle for telephone and PC’sAnd hope that my dreams will still reach my honeys.

Man.....I feel like i'm running a poetathon ..............................< I can do it too Erik...and i've only yet just begunmany miles yet left to coverwending my way toward the finishing line setI look over my left shoulderand stiff compitition is closinglosing my breath......I smoke you knowand my poor heart is close to explodingbut I wont give upsecond wind will kick insoon I am sureand I drink from a cup that is handed me by a peerand I say hey man thanksand I drink it all downand promptly I order another cold beerand a round for the house lets all have good cheerfor the race it is only a fictiticious frapwith every mile and every lapwe're finding ourselvesand the things that we lackbut wiser we are with the choices we've madeby the race that we've run and the roots that we've laid

Edit...........and a lack there of...........in the games that we've played

( Humor ) In deference to my dear friend Pockets, we have never actually met. The views, actions, and event expressed are purely early morning fiction! Any resemblance between characters and actual acts is purely coincidental and unintended by the Poetic Pictures Industry, and out sponsors!

POckets is a peekerI swear that it is trueDuring Halloween in KiltWith my face painted blue

I felt a little chill nowNot to be a plot wreckerSomeone lifted my kilt wowTo peek upon my pecker

Perhaps she thought I jokedWhen I said I'd gone regimentalShe really damn near chokedSince the view was instrumental

I felt something so like a crabThat then took hold of meShe moved up for a real good grabShe liked what she did see

Said "Let me keep that warm for you,Come on now Mr Viking!It's the least a girl can doAfter a kilt edge hiking!"

"Don't get me wrong just understandI really don't agreeRather than just use your handYou could be on each knee!"

She smiled and nodded "That is sure!There's much more I could doWhile we're talking about more,Now what's the deal with you?"

"From all your manly braggin'About that wild intercourse I thought to grab the dragonThat you'de be like a horse!"

The implications hit me hardFrom all that she had saidThe words of Pockets left me scarredI had to use my head

I coaxed her to her knees and said"It gets bigger, it's shocking!"Then thrust myself inside her headTo stop the girl from talking

The moral of this storyIs to never over brag!For if you don't show gloryYour life could be a drag!

Or perhaps you could say With stronger certaintiesBerating mouths are quiet heyIf you get her on her knees!

Thanks Erik....that was funnier n fukand twice as instrumental in the art of the yuk yukand salty dear what can I sayI cant hide it anywaymy feet smell like a garbage truckI know it's potent...suck it up