No one will recognize your sandwich with Lunch Disguise Bags, the bags that put a face on your lunch. No more thieves stealing your turkey on wheat from the company fridge when your sammy has a monocle disguise. That’s smart. I’m not sure why a monocle would stop someone from eating your …

If you’re looking to alter your appearance in order to help a guy who nearly hooked up with his sister rescue a cocky smuggler pilot from an overweight sloth-like gangster who listens to weird music, then the Lando Calrissian Disguise (the Star Wars Shop closed- check eBay to buy it) is ...