Cyclist Violated by His Bicycle in Unfortunate Accident

Riding a bicycle is a pastime enjoyed by millions of people around the world. But for one young Chinese cyclist, bike riding may never be enjoyable again.

A student, whose name was (understandably) not revealed, was riding his bicycle to school when the steel rod from his seat became exposed and entered into his anus. Firefighters were immediately called to the scene, and, using theJaws of Life, carefully removed the rod from his backside.

Once he arrived at the hospital, doctors were able to remove the remaining bike fragments, and the boy was released with no serious physical injuries. The boy's mental state, however, is questionable. After being unexpectedly molested by his bicycle, we wouldn't be surprised if he needed some serious counseling before he ever rode again. Another bike may never come near his derriere.