Police Arrest Pair of Gang Members for Sexual Battery

Friday, November 22, 2013

The Santa Barbara Police Department arrested two gang members Wednesday night after one of them allegedly tried to grope a woman walking down the street while the other man prevented her from getting away, according to SBPD spokesperson Riley Harwood. Edgar Rojas, 18, and Jose Moran, 19, were both arrested for felony sexual battery and booked into Santa Barbara County Jail at $25,000 each. Rojas was also charged with resisting or delaying an officer, and Moran with carrying a concealed dirk or dagger and possessing a vandalism tool.

According to Harwood, the 52-year-old female victim was walking down the 300 block of South Voluntario Street after getting off a bus when the two men began to catcall her. Rojas then allegedly groped her while Moran blocked her movement. Rojas tried to grope her again, making lewd comments, when the men stopped, thinking they were being watched.

Shortly thereafter, police responded to a report of sexual battery on that same block and found the two men by a nearby apartment building. Rojas resisted arrest and tried to run away, Harwood said, so police tasered him. Officers found a concealed screwdriver on Moran, who said he was carrying it to defend himself against rival gang members. Moran was also found with an aerosol paint nozzle, which Harwood said is often used to spray graffiti.

That poor woman being groped by those Hispanic scumbags....She probably went home and burned her clothes and took a bath in bleach.Imagine if it had been your wife, mother, daughter or girlfriend.....then you might think different.

You know when a man speaks out in defense of perverts, check yourself, because you are not a man because there are men that would have sex with you just for the way you think, and they are not gay... wonder where that is?

Zuma, perhaps Clausen not have any loved ones. We have no loved ones, we hate all people equally.

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AZ2SB, (assuming that is your actual name) Zuma is a very angrey boy today.

1) They are gang members.2) They did sexually assault a woman.3) 1 tried to resist arrest and flee.4) 1 was carrying a weapon.5) 1 was carrying vandalism tools.6) They only got $25,000 bail.7) These guys are more than likely already in the system.8) They'll be out soon to do it all over again.

So the ONLY thing you guys are having a hissy fit about is that they're Latino? Ship of idiots!Here, let me appease Johnny A & Herschel: They're good boys, they don't do nothing wrong!Well Jose and Edgar, I hope you boys make your mamasitas proud! Dang! Where's the Drax w/ his comment for these guys. Then, and ONLY then is it official!

Dang! Where's the Drax w/ his comment for these guys. Then, and ONLY then is it official!

blahblahmoreblah (anonymous profile)November 25, 2013 at 12:25 p.m

Sadly dreck-sore died on a camping trip in a tragic incident involving a Marborg outhouse. While sitting on the throne reading a copy of The Santa Barbara News-Press, he fell in and was never heard from again. Considering what he was reading, it serves him right, or maybe he had run out of toilet paper, I don't know.

Thank you dolphinpod, it is with great sadness that I continue my day. The Drax was the ever-so-eloquent descriptor of what is to come for these vermin known as gang members. He will be sadly missed by us. My sincerest condolences.

Yes, I am talking about a Porta Potty, Draxor fell into a Porta Potty while sitting and reading the weekend edition of the Santa Barbara News-Press, got upset at an article he was reading in the "Parade" section about Kim Kardashian, started jumping up and down, and fell into the Porta Potty and was dissolved by the chemicals.

AZ: When you say "crazier" by what system of comparison do you mean? Do you mean that being crazy is a departure from an inherent absolute norm, or from an arbitrary norm of society, such as grading on a curve?

Mr, blah, I have some good news for you. I found out that Draxor was a Hindu, and since Hindus believe in reincarnation, he will soon be reincarnated and probably be back on the blogs by Christmastime.