the colour hed print times ten billion. COLOUR ALL COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW. LAMINATE. USE TO TEACH FIRST GRADE THEIR COLOURS :D

politician horray for a lesson on what the kids want to be when they grow up. this is the most APATHETIC SIXTH GRADE EVER so they all want to be rich and THATS ALL. oh well. upon seeing this a couple thought it was a court. THANK YOU, PHOENIX WRIGHT.

sports star jesus christ the urge to dress scully as sporticus here was SO FREAKING STRONG.

chef so like all my black markers were dying and it was like midnight when i drew all these. i hate being sprung with these lessons that require 23423423 cards and then expected to fix all of em by the next morning.

vet because veternarian is too difficult for japanese to pronounce, i just let em say vet. people would know what they meant. who cares |B

policeman for a fleeting moment i really was going to add CRIMINAL to this list but knew that the dickhead supporters would never let it fly.

writer they basicly threw a conniption fit when i told the kids i was going to be a pirate and they should join me if they wanted to be rich. WHAT. ITS TRUE.

teacherwhen i would go "I WANT TO BE A TEACHER" and have them repeat after me i would very quickly start shaking my head and mouthing back NO YOU DONT. most of the kids got a kick out of that. |3

doctor i mean you have to act nihilistic at the sixth graders or else they won't even look at you. YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN ON THEIR LEVEL OF RAGE ANGST HORMONES AND FLUSHING FORKS DOWN THE TOILET no i'm dead serious.

astronautthese kids have no dreams. |B yet the supporter seemed to think they were all full of hope and promise. uh, not at that age, buster. i mean the most ambitious of them wanted to be a freaking fingernail artist whatever the fuck you call that in english. you know. the chick who paints nails. THIS LESSON WAS RETARDED oh well

kamiyabe money money for another school. it's easier for them to understand than the dollar ones. |B

need help cards you know i really do not like the school that wanted me to do this lesson. i was dead sick all weekend, and missed monday, and hadn't even seen the teaching schedual, but the minute i came in the door i had a 3rd grade teacher hovering at my desk asking me what the lesson plan was. i was like lady, i am barely on my feet and only AM on my feet because i know in this culture unless you're on death's door you GO TO WORK. GET OUT OF MY FACE AND GIVE ME AT LEAST A HALF HOUR BEFORE EXPECTING LESSONS TO FALL OUT OF MY ASS. well, it's only one week a month.

comic club yeahhhh so last week's lesson had to do with clubs the fifth graders were going to join in junior high. LAME. obviously not my idea.