September 3: (Me: What’s on your mouth, Buddy?) Well, I don’t know. It must be saliva!

September 8: (while driving home from the beach) (Kenny: Are you going to put your B-E-L-T on?) (Me: No, I’m not worried about it. Why did you just spell that?) (Kenny: I don’t know.) I’m ready for my lunch! (Me: I’m working on it, Buddy. You gotta give me a minute.) Does it say R-I-L-E-Y on it? (Ken and I laugh) (Me: What does that spell?) Riley!

September 16: (while picking him up early from school for his doctor’s appointment) I don’t wanna be by you. (Me: Oh, really? Who do you want to be by?) I wanna stay with Ms. Amanda all day! (I was thrilled to hear he wanted to stay at school. Hope it continues!)

September 16: (while picking out a prize at the doctor’s office) (Nurse: What kind of sticker do you want?) A truck! (Nurse: Well, I don’t have trucks, but I have cars. Or do you want a girlfriend?) Okay! (He picked a pink princess sticker. And the next morning, after sleeping with the sticker on his PJs…..) My girlfriend’s trash.