TMNT (film)

TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) is a 2007 film about the continued adventures of the four adolescent mutated turtles gifted in the art of the ninja, as they attempt to stop a mysterious evil that threatens to end the world.

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Y'know, the thing about you immortal stone guys, is you're immortal... And made of stone. I sound like Mikey!

[last lines of the film, narrating] We live together, we train together, we fight together, we stand for good together. We are ninjas. We strike hard, defend, protect, and fade into the night. And there ain't no bad guy or monster ever gonna change that, that's what's important, and that's why we'll always be... brothers. Oh, I love bein' a turtle!

April O'Neil: Casey, I'm standing on the docks with a priceless statue and no delivery truck. So my question is: Where are you?

Casey Jones: April! Hey, babe! I'm so sorry, I set the alarm but...

[Casey quickly looks around, and picks up the alarm clock and starts bashing it on the coffee table.]

Casey Jones: It-it's broken.

Raphael: Spoken like a true has-been.

Donatello: Well, look who woke up. I suppose you think Nightwatcher is some kind of hero.

Raphael: Beats sitting around doing nothing while dirtbags run free.

Casey Jones: You think you own these rooftops? I happen to think you could use my help. And I could use a sidekick. You may have everyone else fooled, but you haven't fooled me, Raph.

Nightwatcher: Yeah, well, guess what... Hey, wait a minute...

[Nightwatcher removes his helmet, revealing Raphael in the costume.]

Raphael: How'd you know it was me?

Casey Jones: It wasn't that hard, man. You look like a big, metal turtle.

Raphael: It's that obvious, huh?

Michelangelo: Yeah. It looked like your mom, dude! ("referring to the monster")

Donatello: Yeah. That would make her your mom too, doofus.

Michelangelo: Leo! Is that really you? I'm dreaming, aren't I?

[Gives him a big hug.]

Leonardo: No, Mikey. You're not dreaming.

Michelangelo: Good. I had nightmares about birthday parties.

Michelangelo: I heard his [Nightwatcher's] bike, turns into a plane, or like, a jet pack. Don, you're so smart, how come we don't have jet packs?

Donatello: Yeah, that's good Mikey, except I don't even trust you with a driver's license. Have you seen the way this guy drives--

[Donatello is interrupted by a roar coming from a construction site.]

Leonardo: Alright, but remember, we're up here for training.

Michelangelo: Y'know what I always say: Train by doing, dude.

Donatello: Mikey, when have you "ever" said that?

Michelangelo: This is why we need jetpacks.

Donatello: (panicking) Okay, any more bright ideas?

Michelangelo: How 'bout this?

(Look at each other. Pause. Both scream in terror while Mikey jumps into Donnie's arms Scooby-Doo style)

Donatello: [Examining the dart] Hmmm... If you ask me, you guys, this has Winters' name written all over it.

Leonardo: How do you figure that, Donny?

Casey and Michelangelo: Yeah.

Donatello: Because this has Winters' name written all over it.

Raphael: Now I know who to thank for the shot in the arm. [Sits down] So, where do we find this guy and his stone jokers?

Leonardo: We're not going anywhere until we get Splinter's blessing.

Raphael: [Angrily stands up] You're gonna stand here and quote a rule book to me that you ain't been following a year?!

Leonardo: Look, Raph, if you got something you want to get off you're shell, now's the time. But I'm not gonna stand here and debate Splinter's direct orders with you!

Raphael: [Pause; softly yet stern]Fine, then. I quit!

Raphael: You are so smug, you know that? You think that the world revolves around you, don't you? That we couldn't possibly survive without the mighty and powerful Leonardo to guide us through our problems, huh?! Well, I've got a news flash for you: We got along just fine without you!

Leonardo: Oh, and this qualifies as "just fine"? Dressing up like it's Halloween every night, risking the safety of our family? I mean, come on, what were you thinking?!

Raphael: Don't push it, Leo. You can't leave home and come back expecting us to fall in line again like your little soldiers.

Leonardo: Hey, I was training. Training to be a better leader. For you! Why do you hate me for that?!

Raphael: And whoever said I wanted to be led?! I'm better off calling my own shots, now get used to it.