Step 1: You work in Law Enforcement, yes? Find a perp. Step 2: Bust his ass and confiscate his stuff for "evidence". Step 3: Go back and do his mother.Step 4: Root through his stuff until you find his stolen laptop.Step 5: Watch flashy-flash stuffStep 6: ???Step 7: PROFIT MOAR

Why did you have to give him the second idea, he will actual do that, and by that I mean some poor sods mother.

EH! Point of fact, I said I'd stuff her so full I'd burst that fugly noggin' right off her spavined saggy ol' body, but whatever...

As answer to the Law Enforcement/Perp idea. I know where lots of Drug Dealers live and where their money and drugs are kept and what sort of stuff they have to protect it, but I'd need a team and some hardware. It's the team part and dealing with crooks to get the stuff I need that isn't airtight and would cause all the info security problems... unless I killed them all afterwards, h'mm... Nah, the risk of being beasted by aids infested junkies in prison for the rest of my life all for the sake of a new PC kind of puts this idea in the bin. I like my anus the un-prolapsed condition it's in, thanks.