Medical Specialties as Game of Thrones Characters

As all medical specialties try to gain control of the hospital, we’ve narrowed down who their characters are:

Cardiology, you poor tortured soul with a horrible life. Let’s be honest, you got yourself into this.

Psychiatry [Ned Stark] – Let’s Face it, most of your kind do not have a good head on their shoulders. (Please tell me you saw season One by now!) Nephrology [Petyr Baelish] – Actually controls everything, fiendishly hard to understand, occasionally insane, and unfixable

Emergency Medicine Went in for noble aspirations but you take care of the strangest of the strage. Sometimes your ER seems infested with White Walkers, you are our first defense. Also people love to tell you: “You know nothing Jon Snow.”

OB/GYN [Cersei] – Stressed-out queen/diva having all these babies getting in the way of the Iron Throne (OR). You don’t want to run into her on a bad day. Might as well unwind again with a glass of red.

Nurses [House Tyrel] – Your greatest ally or your greatest enemy Med Students [Arya Stark] – Not able to be left on their own, asks a lot of questions, and will probably stab you with needle

That Nurse on the 4th Floor [Varys] – She knows EVERYTHING, has her hand in EVERYTHING, and pretty much runs the show

Plastics [Daenerys] – You look nice, you seem nice… but all your skills are being wasted in a far away land.

Neurosurgery [Robb Stark] – Very Noble, but one small error has disaterous consequences. ‘Crippling’ disaster!

Hospital Administrators are Joffrey Baratheon. You rule the land, and everyone hates you. You are pure evil. But who will we hate when you are gone?Neurology [Sansa] – You are not the most practical person to have around, but we’re sure you’re lovely.

Pediatrics [Tommen] – You are someone easy to deal with.Nurse Practitioners [Stannis Baratheon] – Always fighting to be called Doctor, but no one respects their claim to the titlePathology [????] – Exactly, nobody knows who you are.Well..

Pathology [Brienne of Tarth] -You’re at least as well-trained and skilled as everyone else, but seldom get the same respect others do; and you’re a little creepy

Radiology [Prince Oberyn] – Who knows what you do in the dark.Gastroenterology [The Hound] – You have a dirty job, but you do it and by-golly you do it well.Hem-Onc [Samwell Tarly] – You know the horrors of white monsters multiplying out of control. Except no one believes you when you say you’ve found the cureRheumatology [Bran Stark] – Your insights are supernatural to most, but no one really knows what to do with them