Tim Dog Is Alive

I don't feel like bumping the other thread, so I'm posting a new one. I was skeptical when I heard this. Seemed to good to be true. Digging a little further, I'm now convinced. It doesn't only have to do with that news report either. There's this recent podcast where members of Ultramagnetic MC's (including Kool Keith) are asked about Tim. The reaction is fucking mind blowing. There's no other explanation in my mind. They're asked about it at 2:30:50 on the podcast:

I'll tell you what. I'm sure I'm not going to be the only one buying the eventual record. It should be some of the funniest shit put to wax ever, maybe even toppping Penicillin on Wax in terms of pure hilarity.

Makes it sound like 2Pac and Biggie were secretly gay married or something. lol

That's because they were. It was the late '90's man, the tide of public opinion wasn't on the side of marriage equality; especially not in the hip hop world. Do you know what the backlash would have been like if Pac and B.I.G. had announced they were married on the DL? The whole East Coast vs West Coast drama was the greatest 'beard' in history.

If you look closely, you can see Pac in each of The Lord of the Rings and new Hobbit. Peter Jackson, wanted to hire locals. Plus he is a huge Pac fan. Dude may look milk and cheese, but he is straight gangsta!

Well, to move this back on topic, Tim Dog IS alive. There's no way in hell Kool Keith would be laughing his ass off and other members of Ultra pleading the 5th when asked this question if this wasn't the case. I don't know what the fuck is going to happen next. At some point, I supsect there will be a Lifetime movie at the very least.