DOG SOUP!
-Joe Bethancourt
(c) copyright 1992 W.J. Bethancourt III
Down the road from where I live's a little diner
And some friendly foreign folks serve up the meal
Right behind the doggie pound is where it can be found
And the prices are so cheap, it is a steal!
CHORUS: Dog soup! It really -is- delicious
Dog soup! If you really are ambitious
You can eat a bowl or two
Take some home for Grandma too!
It's exotic foreign food, -and- inexpensive!
Take some noodles and some carrots and some onions
Take some spices and some other odds and ends
Then go into your neighborhood, find a doggie that looks good
And make soup out of Man's Best Friend!
Now cats tend to be a little stringy
And eating children gets you talked about
But if you wanna be in clover, tell ol' Rover to come over!
And then go dining out!