Thanks for this earworm are due to akemi42's Boys Folder and charmax's Unnatural Selection. Two songs, two vids in completely different genres, three fandoms. There's no reason for me to be humming them simultaneously. And yet:

"I like you a lot, lot, all I want is hot, hot, this monkey's gone to heaven, this monkey's gone to heaven, boys boys boys we like boys in cars."

Please get out, earworm.

Also: I guess this is an Adrian Veidt/James Ellison crossover? Or maybe Adrian Veidt/Some Robots.