Lao: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi? Indy: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him. Lao: You have insulted my son. Indy: No, you have insulted me. I spared his pants.

Elsa: What's this one? Indy: The Pants.Elsa: Are you sure? Indy: Pretty sure.

(I actually made myself lol on that one...)

Henry: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid that he would bring my pants all the way back here? Henry: You didn't, did you? You didn't bring it, did you? Indy: Well, uh... Henry: You did!!Indy: Look, can we discuss this later?

"If you want to be a good archaeologist... ...you've got to get out of your pants!"

Indiana Jones: You're not from around here, are you?
Agent Irina Spalko: Where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones: Well, the way you're sinking your teeth into those pants, I should think maybe Eastern Ukraine.