Barney: Stinson.Ted: Okay, the beers are here.Barney: Yeah, we're not gonna make it.Ted: Oh, come on! We agreed!... Did Marshall take his pants off?Barney: Yep, pants are off.Marshall: This is Wimbledon, Ted! I need the freedom and mobility that only underwear can provide! Cheerio!

Ted: What? We agreed! I suited up!Barney: You take too long to get ready.Ted: What are you talking about? I got the low-maintenance, just-rolled-out-of-bed look.Marshall: Which takes about an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to acheive.Barney: And then he starts on his hair. Ace!