Ok, still trying to digest this $50 million divorce settlement reached between former CT corporate mogul George David and his wife Countess Marie Douglas-David. At 37, she is, gulp, 30 years his junior. That means when he was 45, she was 15 ... ok, you get the point!

Hey, I ain't mad at G. David. Go on with your bad self.

That's quite a take, though, for the Mrs. And in looking at these other hefty divorce settlements, which don't include lawyers fees, it reminds me of some sage advice I received from a relative of mine -- who come to think of it, never got married: