Who Asked for This Sappy Movie About Dick Pics?

In 1985, renowned Columbian author Gabriel García Márquez published Love in the Time of Cholera, a sweeping romance spanning 50-plus years of yearning, heartbreak, and undying devotion. In the latter half of the 2010s, Sony Pictures will reportedly release a movie called Love in the Time of Dick Pics. And so Márquez's legacy lives on.

The script for Love in the Time of Dick Pics—because puns are cool and sexting is funny and let's all giggle about it—was written by Nicole Larson, who worked on Melissa and Joey and This Is Us, which no one has seen. According to Deadline, the film is a romantic comedy about "just how hard it is to find the right person in a sea of options that range from polite, to lewd, to nude." It will surely be as timely and hip as dick pics were five years ago.