Welcome to today! I hope you have time to take a deep breath in and out and be reminded that you are pretty awesome to just be existing and stuff.And if you don’t have time or don’t what to do that, then that’s okay too. Here are some pretty flowers that are thinking about you.

Fuck yeah. Time for me to become a man. A real man of god. My email just knows me. Ya know. Gotta read the Bible as inspired to manly men and not those womens. Ope. Wait. I’m a female and gotta find a husband still.

I think this is from relevant magazine? I’m not sure what email subscription list decided my gender 😂