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Friday, January 15, 2010

TOP TEN RESASONS TO BE A VEXILLOLOGIST

1. Stamp collectors are dorky2. People stand in awe and curiosity why you tell them you're a vexillologist3. Didn't you know flags are intensely mad reprezentin' colourz.......they are the civilyzed gang bustin' colourz of the world!*4. Flaggist and Flagger just sound wrong.5. We have an obsessive interest in things that wave in a breeze.6. For Victory, Value and Gosh Darn it's VOGUE!7. After meetings we all sit around the TV and watch old reruns of 1980s sci-fi classic "V"8. We laugh on the inside when we hear people say"What is a vavavavlexlolalolagist?"9. We are the only ones who like double standards.

(DRUM ROLL)

10. We like to show off and play with our Vexi-bits in public!

(Applause and Band Music)

You can watch the Late Show with David Letterman Herehttp://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/*WARNING if you flash the wrong pattern of colors in the wrong neighborhood or country, it may result in personal injury, dismemberment, or death