What's that? The Academy Award nominations haven't been announced yet? Or have they? Whatever: COACH TAYLOR IS IN THIS. It's already won the Academy Award of my heart. Plus, a bearded, dip-chewing Chris Pratt, Joel Edgerton, and the Jessica Chastain role that's going to make her the next Jessica Chastain.

Opening in December, Zero Dark Thirty is about the greatest manhunt in the history of the United States: The search for Osama Bin Laden.