The Does Jesus Love You Test

Jesus HATES Your Fucking Guts!

29% Love!

Disapointing, Looks like you're taking the expressway to hell. did you think when the bible said you had to do anything for Jesus, that anal sex wasn't included in the deal? Well, Sorry. You are dead wrong. Just think this could all have been avoided if only you would have let Jesus bake brownies with you.

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Disapointing, Looks like you're taking the expressway to hell. did you think when the bible said you had to do anything for Jesus, that anal sex wasn't included in the deal? Well, Sorry. You are dead ... Read more