Joakim? Let’s just call him Kim… and let’s refer to “him” as “she” from now on. Your mom may be a really amazing looking supermodel, but you are one ugly chick! If you play basketball like a girl, talk smack like a girl, and look like a girl… you must be a girl. She is really FUGLY!!!

Hey Kim, sorry that you didn’t have quite the shopping experience in Cleveland and Boston that you have in Chicago… Maybe they only make clothing for 6’11” women in Chicago???

Here is a description of the Double Down sandwich from KFC’s menu: The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun!

Here is a description of the KFC Double Down sandwich from PETA: “Murder!”