Technically legal wineritas

Just available in Dallas, this all-natural, carry-anywhere cocktail-in-a-pouch was invented by Nola guys sick of no-glass rules at beaches, pools, Super Bowl parties, etc. Instead of distilled tequila, they spike the mix with fermented agave wine, thereby allowing them to sell the stuff pretty much anywhere as a "wine product" -- a doubly true classification, given all the "I'm so tired of not being able to drink anywhere I want" thing.