Tom Smith has been filking since 1985, and he was going to write a funny bio for this spot until reminded that The End Of The World is less than two months after OVFF. So, instead, he apologizes for everything he has ever done (especially the pun songs) and requests that, in lieu of flowers, future galactic tourists pay their respects to our fallen species by at least admitting that, in the case of pulled pork barbecue, deep-dish pizza, and Dove Chocolate, we got some shit right.

Funny, though -- by far the most important part of all that is sharing it with his friends and extended family. That would include you. So consider yourself hugged, and visit www.tomsmithonline.com for more music and silliness.