The Interactive Okcupid Parenting Test

GOOOOOOTH!!

You did an excellent job. You did the right thing 100% of the time. You were good, but maybe too good. Like alot of uncreative kids who had stable upbringings who want to be rebellious, he had no good reason to do so. So he did what alot of uncreative kids from stable environments do when they want to be rebellious- he went goth on your ass!! (oh, he also works for a marketing company...an evil marketing company!)

All possible test results

Congratulations! You fucked him up something fierce and it'll take years of therapy for him to get over it. He has no education, no social skills, no ethics, no morals-that's why he becomes a Guidance... Read more

Well, you tried. But you could have done so much better. Billy is a gay porn star in the Polynesian Islands known by the name of "Fabulous Muscles". He specializes in bukkake and is famous for inventi... Read more

You did an excellent job. You did the right thing 100% of the time. You were good, but maybe too good. Like alot of uncreative kids who had stable upbringings who want to be rebellious, he had ... Read more