Shortly after they started dabbling in LSD, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started a nudist cult. Raphael declared himself Lord of the group, donning a medallion that he claimed gave him magical powers, as well as a steel prosthetic hand which he replaced his left hand with, claiming that said hand "conspired against him". Along with Donatello and Michelangelo, the three killed and ate both Leonardo and Master Splinter before taking this photo and moving to the surface to spread their cult to the world. They were soon gunned down by the NYPD and dumped back into the sewers, where they were eaten by C.H.U.D.s and albino alligators.

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Shortly after they started dabbling in LSD, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started a nudist cult. Raphael declared himself Lord of the group, donning a medallion that he claimed gave him magical powers, as well as a steel prosthetic hand which he replaced his left hand with, claiming that said hand "conspired against him". Along with Donatello and Michelangelo, the three killed and ate both Leonardo and Master Splinter before taking this photo and moving to the surface to spread their cult to the world. They were soon gunned down by the NYPD and dumped back into the sewers, where they were eaten by C.H.U.D.s and albino alligators.