Duke gets softer toilet paper after rash of complaints

No longer will Blue Devils emerge from bathroom stalls with red behinds. That's because, after a string of complaints from students who lamented the quality of the one-ply toilet paper currently used at Duke University, the school has decided to make the crucial switch to two-ply toilet paper.

Perhaps Duke freshman Ethan Chang summed up the anti-one-ply sentiment the best when he told the school newspaper, "[The toilet paper] gives more than it takes."