Thursday, June 3, 2010

Top 20 porn movies based on real-life events or public figures like Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin

“Law & Order” doesn’t have a monopoly on story lines that were “ripped from the headlines.”
Porn studios have now gotten into the act.
Not content to parody just mainstream Hollywood movies and TV shows, porn studios have gotten more brazen by parodying the lives of celebrities and other public figures.
Porn makers used to be a little cautious when naming their productions after real-life people. For instance, in its first parody of former Alaska governor and vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, Hustler spelled her name Paylin. But it dropped all pretenses for later movies featuring the character and spelled her name correctly.
One studio played it safe with a movie based on the Tiger Woods sex scandal by naming its pro golfer character Tyler. Other films just used his actual name.

Here are the top 20 porn parodies based on real-life scandals or public figures. (A word of warning: I have not seen any of these movies, so I can’t vouch for their quality.):

At least three porn movies have been produced making fun of the sex scandal involving professional golfer Tiger Woods. They include “Tyler’s Wood” (2009), “Tiger’s Got Wood” (2010) and “The 11th Hole” (2010), which featured his real-life mistress Joslyn James.

One of the earliest real-life porn parodies was based on President Bill Clinton’s affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky. It was lampooned in the X-rated movie “Sex, Lies and the President” (1998).
The rumored affair between actress Marilyn Monroe and President John F. Kennedy was re-enacted for a segment of “POV Dream” (2008). Monroe lookalike Victoria Vonn stars in “Happy Birthday, Mr. President. Xoxo, Marilyn.”
Infamous Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss was featured in a movie about her prostitution ring called simply “Heidi Fleiss: Secrets of the Hollywood Madam” (2004). Her clients included many executives and powerful people in the entertainment industry, such as Charlie Sheen.

President Barack Obama, referenced above in one of the Palin parodies, got his own porn send-up in “Barrack’s Big Stimulus Package” (2009).

Hustler has created a series of videos it calls “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories.” The series has sent up Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston.Third Degree Films made fun of a bunch of celebrities in its parody of the gossip television show “TMZ” called “TMSleaze” (2009).

One of the more recent entries in the category of real-people parody porn is “The Sandra Buttocks & Jesse Janes Scandal” (2010). It makes light of the infidelities of reality TV star Jesse James, husband of Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock.

Special thanks to Jeff Vanzetti of Internet Adult Film Database and Don Houston of X-Critic for their help in compiling this list.

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