10 Foods We Wish Trader Joe’s Would Turn Into a Spread

Because bacon isn't enough.

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We can’t thank TJ’s enough for thinking up cookie butter and bacon jam, but we can’t help but think that there are so many possibilities of things that could be jarred and spread on our toast/sandwiches/etc.

1. Sriracha

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Sure, you could drizzle the spicy sauce on top of your toast, but we’re imaging something that you could spread over the entire piece without setting your mouth on fire. The millennial market waits patiently.

4. Mango

5. Cookie dough

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There’s already cookie butter, but it’s missing the feeling of delicious unfinishedness that eating unbaked dough has. Nothing screams yum like the nagging thought that you might get salmonella in an oh-so-worth-it way.

6. S’mores

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Nutella is practically begging for someone to come swirl it with marshmallow and graham crackers to get that summer campfire flavor without the work that goes into perfectly toasting the treat. TJ’s, do the work for us, please.