Stewie: Why can't you just hang out with guys, you know? Just live with someone of your own sex, just do what you would do with women, but with your buddy. Why don't guys do that?Brian: They do, it's called being gay. Stewie: Oh, that's what gay is?

Stewie: You can't leave, man, that's desertion. They'll come after you like Peter went after that hockey coach...