A Letter to Beckett and Elena.

***Spoiler Alert***

Dear Beckett,

You’ve gone stupid. How is it even possible for you to pretend that you don’t remember Castle declaring his love for you? Why couldn’t you have really forgotten? I could get that. But to actually remember and pretend not to? Look at this man.

<---Really? You can say no to this?

<-----Just in case I didn’t get my point across. Really?

Do you know that millions of women would happily take him off your hands for you?

But it wouldn’t matter. The man is completely head-of-heels in love with you. I get you have some unresolved dark chewiness lurking in your past. Get over it, already! I want to see some hot Castle/Beckett action. And not chasing after a superhero type action. Though I will admit Castle was adorable in that episode. I want some more lip-lock action.

You’re the second woman to have gone stupid this week. It’s frustrating. Forget Stephan, embrace Damon.

<-----Damon with the breathtaking blue eyes.

<-----Damon who will do anything to make you happy even if it means finding the man you love and bringing him back.

<-----Damon who is so bad but wants to be so good—for you.

Idiot woman. You’ve picked the wrong brother. Stefan is a good guy. I can see that. But wake up! He’s not going to rock your world the way Damon can. And if you don’t want him, can you please send him my way?