Show Notes

— Just Like Pablo Neruda: Neruda Williams, no matter how you pronounce it, is in studio

— An 8-Hour Ordeal: A German man got his penis stuck in a 2.5 kg dumbbell disc at his gym. Firefighters had to be called in to break and remove the disc.

— Your Mom’s Shea Butter Will Work: Neruda recounts the objects that he’s stuck his dick into and what cooking oils work best as lubes

— Just Guys Jerking Off Together: Neruda explains that he used to have a male friend he would perform orgies with. Keith asks if his interactions were homosexual.

— Never Get High On Your Own Supply: Neruda used to sell cocaine and did comedy for the first time by accident because one of his clients signed him up for an open mic as a joke

— Fake Tough Guy: Neruda discusses all the fights he got into with other men because he had a short fuse

— Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy: Neruda’s mother owns a brothel, and he worked in another brothel at age 12

— The Second Cousin Is Okay: A listener wrote in asking for advice because he was nervous about wanting to have sex with his cousin. Neruda explains his cousin-fucking experience.

— Free Speech: PewDiePie, aka Felix Kjellberg, the #1 YouTube star, angrily used the N-word during a livestream that has since been seen by millions

— Cash Me Speoutside: Danielle Bregoli, known for her famous appearance on Dr. Phil, signed a deal with Atlantic Records worth millions. The gang listens to her new single and recent footage of her running her mouth off to the press