Jun 12, 2012

Good for a Laugh

Copied from a friend's Facebook page:

Driving
to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left
and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face
up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped
my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In
all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear,
which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim
and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and
disconnected an important call.