The customers in Roller Coaster Tycoon never did truly understand our vision. We're not merely park designers, we are artists. Were we not the ones who invented the 12-day-long roller coaster? Did we not redefine the way log flume rides are conceived by naming them "Splashy Boner Town"? Perhaps stepping in the shoes of these patrons will help us to understand their lack of understanding. YouTuber AndrewMFilms created a short film displaying the terrors of being trapped in a Roller Coaster Tycoon masterpiece. Give it a watch below. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You will wish you hadn't been such a sadistic little creep when you were a kid. But most of all, you'll really want to re-install Roller Coaster Tycoon on your computer.

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