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@costas its obvious some fool will take the fall for him if theres no cctv of the incident “there you go lar theres a few grand for you when you come out of the nick, keep your mouth shut and ill send you my new address once im settled in knightbridge with my new chelsea team mates”

Two scousers in Ladbrokes, they decide to pop out for a smoke. As they’re lighting up, a hearse drives slowly by, coffin on show. One of the scousers takes his cap off and bows his head. The other one looks at him and says “thats really touching” to which the scouser said ” well, she was a good missus for thirty years”.

At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouser bloke 6ft 5in tall
and350lbs.
He’s having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay man
walks in and sits beside him.
After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to say
something to the big Liverpudlian.
Leaning over, he cups his huge ear “Do you want a bl*w job?” he whispers
At this, the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and
smacks
the man in the face.
Knocking him off the stool, he proceeds to beat him all the way out of
the
bar.
Finally he leaves him, badly bruised, in the car park and returns to his
seat as if nothing had happened.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brings over another beer. “I’ve never seen
you
react like that” he says “Just what did he say to you?”
“I’m not sure” the big scouser replies. “Something about a job.”