The Cocktail Shooter that Changed My Life

The Girls Night Cocktail Shooter is my new best friend. Between the delightfully cheery pink penis hiding in the depths of the shot glass and the childish necklace cord that allows me to relive my youth just looking at it, what's not to love? I found plenty of uses for this little guy and I don't even drink!

When I was initially assigned the Girls Night Out Cocktail Shooter, I was bit apprehensive. After all, I don't really drink alcohol, nor do I tend to buy gag gifts for my friends, so I was at a complete loss as to what exactly I was going to do with this little guy. But oh how wrong I was. This little shot glass has oh-so-many uses, if you are only creative enough to find them.

The glass is about 2.5" tall and 2" in diameter. It looks about average sized for a shot glass, so although the packaging doesn't say, I assume it holds 1.0 to 1.5 fl oz of the liquid of your choice. The cup is made of hard, durable plastic and should survive quite a few drunken tosses off of the table. Thankfully, the creators of the cup were clever enough to add a string so that you don't even have to worry about dropping the glass: simply wear it around your neck to keep track of it all night long. More on that later, though! The string is about 16.5 inches on either side, which give you a total length of 33 inches. Inside the glass, made of a slightly less sturdy, pink plastic, is a rather ecstatic penis smiling up at you. Interestingly enough, he does seem to have two eyebrows, but one is dramatically larger than the other. Nonetheless, his quirky deformity doesn't seem to get him down and he never stops smiling.

Obviously, this item is a shot glass first and foremost. However, I found that there were MANY uses for this product if you're just willing to step outside of the box and try them. For one, I personally got several minutes worth of entertainment out of the cord itself. The clasp is the exact kind that the dollar-store necklaces of your youth used, so clasping and unclasping it is a great way to relive your childhood! I imagine that the more intoxicated you become, the more realistic this youthful flashback will be for you. The string in particular is really useful, because I know I'm ALWAYS losing my shot glasses when I take them out into public. Putting a cord on this little guy solves that problem perfectly! Now you can wear him everywhere you go. It's even long enough that you can drink out of it and pour drinks into it while wearing it. How useful is that? Beyond this, wearing the glass around your neck will also serve to limit your alcohol consumption: the drunker you become, the more you stumble around, and the more alcohol will fall out of the glass onto the floor. Eventually, when you become completely horizontal, there will be no alcohol left and you'll know it's time to go home.

As an added bonus, if you're not out partying with friends, this little penis can be your friend instead. As you drink away your sorrow, he emerges from the bottom of the cup with his dorky smile, as if to say; "Hey, how are you?" He's always ready to make your day instantly better--and he doesn't even expect a blow in return.

This glass isn't just great for partying, though. You can use it for other things as well! For example, it makes a great miniature fez for your small dog of choice. I don't know about you, but I've been looking for a penis-hat for my dog for a long time. Thanks, Cal Exotics! Depending on how drunk and/or bored you are, you can also use this cup as a penis ring-toss, using actual rings. Mine fit perfectly over this little guy's head. You can also use him as a change holder: once you empty out all the change, instead of being sad at your empty "bank" you can be thrilled at the rediscovery of your smiling pink friend!

In the end, this is a great product for everyone to try. Whether you're worried about losing your favorite shot glass, looking to surprise a girlfriend, or just looking for a new friend... This tiny penis has got your back. He's sturdy, he's loving, and he'll always forgive you for your drunken escapades. And, best of all, he only gives and never takes: this is one penis that never expects anything in return.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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