The ultimate Warwick Ten: Tristan Latarche

Warwick is infamous for lacking in beautiful people, hence the damning colloquialism “Warwick 10”. Thankfully, a clutch of students are bucking the trend.

Finally, there has been a nomination made for a Warwick rower who goes by the name of Tristan Latarche.

Tristan with his bitches

When the 21-year-old hasn’t got his head buried in MORSE textbooks, he keeps himself busy by bird-watching, lion-taming, compulsively lying and making excessive lists. We definitely would never have guessed any of those form the list of his 12 hobbies that he provided us with.

When Tristan was told he had been nominated, the modest rower replied “Lol, is this a joke?” Definitely not, Tristan. If you want to find out more about his intriguing hobbies, buy him a drink at the bar and don’t forget to ask for a blue WKD as it is his absolute fave.

When asked about his ideal date, he replied “January 10th”. He’s smart, good looking and funny.

Practically a celeb

Voting for the Ultimate Warwick Ten will open later this month. If you’d like to nominate someone email [email protected] or message The Tab Warwick Facebook page.