Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck at Turning Stone Resort and Casino

Clearly, Friday’s hottest ticket will be at the Turning Stone Resort and Casino in Verona, where powerhouse conservative pundits Glenn Beck and Bill O’Reilly hit the stage for a special live performance at 8 p.m.

At considerable cost in bribe and phone-hacking expenses, we managed to obtain the advance set-list for the twosome. Get ready to sing along with these show-stopping, classic duets.

The O'Reilly and Beck Hitlist

• You Don’t Bring Me Glowers Anymore
• Huckabee and Ivory (Together in Perfect Harmony)
• I Really Must Go/ Boehner, It’s Cold Outside
• You say Debt-Ceiling, I say Debt-Sealing (Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off)
• He’s a Little Bit Country ... I’m a Little Bit Fox
• I Can See Palin’s Eyes by the Dashboard Light
• Anything Newt Can Do I Can Do Better
• Unindicted, and It Feels So Good (The Charles Rangel Song)

• Encore ...
Special tribute to the songs of Lennnon & McCartney:
All You Need is Rove
She Came in through the Bachmann Window
Rudy in the Sky with Diamonds
Sgt. Weiner’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
O-ba-mi, O-ba-ma, Life Goes On