"And on the seventh day, God stepped back and said 'There is my creation, perfect in every way ... oh, damn it, I left pot all over the place. Now they'll think I want them to smoke it. Now I have to create Republicans." (Bill Hicks, American comedian, 1961-1994)

"Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes." (Bill Hicks, American comedian, 1961-1994)