Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Charli, the Campaign Manager

What will your constituency do when they realize that you take orders from your campaign manager?

Thanks for your insightful question. Charli, my brown and green parrot, is my campaign manager. This means she works for me, not me for her. Charli takes broad views of events and helps keep our campaign on target. She is a parrot of few words, which is rarity these days, but she always means business.

While it may have appeared that I was working for Charli, in truth I was training Charli to reach her full potential as a campaign manager. However, I can see where some people would get those two things confused. Just consider my opponents.