Yellowknife, Canada

As a Los Angeleno, 100 bucks says you expected to end up somewhere more interesting than (ugh) Canada. However, once you’re forced to vacate that vacant city of yours, Yellowknife will be the home of your California dreams. Not only will it likely be the warmest destination on this list post-Climate Apocalypse, the folks already living in Yellowknife will welcome L.A. refugees with open arms -- partly because they’re Canadian (and therefore nicer than anyone you’ve ever met), and partly because they ascribe to the same neo-hippie mindset as you do. I bet incredible sunshine for up to 20 hours a day in the summertime doesn’t sound half bad to you either. Midnight tanning sesh, here you come!