As long as Obama is lowering the sea levels...

The candidate who must not be laughed at endures some outrageous satire at The People's Cube, an anti-communist website published by a Russian emigre to America.

"Despite the predictions that Barack Obama would not act on his promise to lower the sea levels until he officially becomes President, the presumptive Democratic nominee went ahead and lowered the oceans last month in a hectic attempt to boost his own shrinking poll numbers. However, the resulting growth of landmass turned into a mixed blessing when it unexpectedly revealed the lost world of Atlantis with a history so shocking and controversial that Obama is now contemplating re-sinking the island by returning the seas to their previous levels."

The People's Cube features some great graphics, too:

Hat tip: Larwyn

The candidate who must not be laughed at endures some outrageous satire at The People's Cube, an anti-communist website published by a Russian emigre to America.

"Despite the predictions that Barack Obama would not act on his promise to lower the sea levels until he officially becomes President, the presumptive Democratic nominee went ahead and lowered the oceans last month in a hectic attempt to boost his own shrinking poll numbers. However, the resulting growth of landmass turned into a mixed blessing when it unexpectedly revealed the lost world of Atlantis with a history so shocking and controversial that Obama is now contemplating re-sinking the island by returning the seas to their previous levels."