werechicken

okay In my day I had to get up at four work 3 hours i t'pit for thrupence then I had to walk seven hours to school through 3 foot of snow and a blizzard at -12 Degrees and The we had to bring our own lunch

well I just remembered that when I got to school i had to work in the school's acid distillary for 18 hours a day for tuppence every fortnight, stirring vats with my bare hands. Then I had to walk uphill 20 miles back home at -12 degrees farenheit. When I got home (back to the orphanage) I had to scrub every tile in the bathroom with a dish-brush and when I was finished i had to drink a glass of castor oil and went to sleep at 3am on mattress full of lice.

werechicken

I used to dream of a matress full of lice in an orphanageWhen I was a littl'un me parents sold me to white slavers, and I had to carry pots of boiling sulphur from t'factory, to the school for their acid factory, in me bare hands through seven foot of snow at -12 of absolute zero, and if I spilt a drop they'd thrash me across the eyes, at the end of the day i would have to sleep on a plank with nails in it on the roof, in the middle of winter, and I where grateful

When I was your age, not only did I have to carry pots of boiling sulfur from the factory to the acid factory with my bare hands through seven feet of snow at 12 degrees Kelvin, with the threat of an eye-thrashing if I spilled a drop, until going to sleep on the roof on a plank with nails on it in the middle of the winter, but they charged me for the privilege!

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A plank with nails in! Luxury! I used to sleep on a pile of broken glass and used syringes. I had to carry leaking vats of boiling Hydrochloric acid through 12ft of snow at -12 kelvin (it were possible in them days, before global warming) and if i spilled a drop they cut of my head with a rusty bayonet and put salt on the wound.

Salt on your wound? What happened to the work ethic? When we let any of our fluoroantimonic acid evaporate, they would hang us with barbed wire and then rub smallpox on our necks!

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ha you don't know what work isWe had to carry uranium in our teeth while transporting anthrax in our colon and holding a red hot pot of molton boron, and if we spilt a drop or became ill they'd kill us and then sell our bodies for medical experimentation, and that was if they where going easy on you, and at night they nailed us to a wall coated in rusty spikes, and on every second day they'd kill us anyway to set an example

Hah in my day I had to get up early, eat a piece of bread, go to school, stay five hours after school got out, do homework and chores, eat a small dinner, watch 2 seconds of tv, play 1 milla second with my toys then go to bed

well in my day we woke up to find Chuck Norris killing our family and we would have to put him back in the closet and go to school in -1100 wheather and if we even blinked we were killed by our teacher!and if we got home Chuck Norris whould kill us!

well in my day we woke up to find Chuck Norris killing our family and we would have to put him back in the closet and go to school in -1100 wheather and if we even blinked we were killed by our teacher!and if we got home Chuck Norris whould kill us!

well in my day we woke up to find Chuck Norris killing our family and we would have to put him back in the closet and go to school in -1100 wheather and if we even blinked we were killed by our teacher!and if we got home Chuck Norris whould kill us!

1.Chuck Norris dose not live with you2.yah right

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