Meanwhile, here's a little something about giraffes;If you're having a great time, you're having a hoot, if it's a really, really good time it's possible that you can have two hoots, or, a duahoot ... Most of the time the most you'll get after a hoot is a hoot and a half, which, most should know, is called a "giraffe", so, if you're slightly beyond a hoot, yet not quite to a duahoot, you, my friend, are a giraffe! ... it makes sense, right?

Last night C and I decided that from now on we are going to do the opposite of what our natural insticts tell us because we have been wrong about everything so far. This theory is based on the show Seinfeld, the specific episode is called The Opposite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite

You have to combine that with Costanza's Work Philosophy: If you always look irritated, people will think you're busy and leave you alone. It really works. I haven't held a full-time job since July and most people stay out of my way.

Last night C and I decided that from now on we are going to do the opposite of what our natural insticts tell us because we have been wrong about everything so far. This theory is based on the show Seinfeld, the specific episode is called The Opposite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Opposite

You have to combine that with Costanza's Work Philosophy: If you always look irritated, people will think you're busy and leave you alone. It really works. I haven't held a full-time job since July and most people stay out of my way.

Of course, they could think I'm just this big grumpy loser...

See that is how I used to look! Irritated, annoyed, tired, and grumpy. But now I'm super cheerful and talkative! And I work really hard at my job!