A town in "The High Country" of North Carolina, commonly reefered to as "THC". Home of Appalachain State University where trustafarians, incredible ganja and an inherent affinty for alcohol come together to form something that doesn't exist anywhere else on the east coast. And did I mention that the ganja is incredible...

An aesthetically pleasing entity sometimes referred to as Ian Somerhalder. Known for being the cute gay boy on Rules of Attraction, and Boone, the victim of an unfortunate plane mishap in the first season of Lost. Most recently, Boone became the only worthwhile character on a CW series entitled "The Vampire Diaries," otherwise known as Dawn Ostroff's one shining moment as President of Entertainment of The CW Television Network. In said series, the lesser characters for whatever reason refer to Boone as "Damon." Who knows what that slander is about.

Hey, I'm watching The Vampire Diaries. The only worthwhile character is Boone. He just ate a bunch of people and washed them down with hard liquor. Now he's making a bonfire out of their bodies. I bet he's doing this so Walt and Vincent can stay warm. Boone is so altruistic, my moral compass has just decided the give the fuck up.