My son is in 5th grade. He plays the trumpet. It's his first year. He's using my old instrument. I used to play when I was in school. My son is, well, not very good at it yet. He reminds me of how bad I was when first starting out. But he tries hard and it makes me smile.

The other day he had his year-end school concert. He had to wear a tie. I went into my closet, dug around a bit, and pulled out a rather wide, rather tattered, blue tie with white polka dots.

I showed my son how to put it on his neck and make a proper Windsor knot.

My wife loudly objected. She said the tie looked outdated. I ignored her. I didn't want to explain, but the tie my son wore is the same tie I wore to my own elementary school concerts decades ago. It belonged to my father. It is the tie he put on my neck when first showing me how to make a proper Windsor knot. I wore this tie through dozens of concerts back then and I've saved it tucked away in the closet all these years knowing one day I'd pass it along to my son. That day has arrived.

I gotta say, he was looking pretty sharp in that old thing, yep, pretty sharp!

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In life, my wife wants to take everything for herself. It's why I'm going to divorce her. But with that in mind, I can't imagine how difficult this divorce is going to be.

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I started down a dangerous path last year, I screwed up and thought only of myself and my desires. How I wish I could teleport back to last year and stop myself from screwing up my life. The allure of the taboo was to strong to resist, I'd like to think I know better now but the pull/desire/craving is so strong.Living one minute at a time, every day

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195,430

I trying to see how many times I can jerk off in a day. I'm up to three.

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I'm dropping my son off at camp, due to the check in time and the three hour drive my wife decided it would be best if I stayed over night. It is at the same hotel that I last had sex with my mistress.She knows about the affair and we have worked thru it but I never shared the details....I have to wonder if she knows them and if this is a passive aggressive dig?

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I had a depressing dream. I dreamt I was a kid again - even though I knew I was an adult in the dream - and playing with another kid. We were playing in the dirt pretending we were grown up. As the adult/child, I was remembering how easy it was to pretend as a kid that things would be okay as an adult. But it didn't work out that way.

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So, I have never told anyone this, but my husband is into some weird stuff...well, I think it's weird..I guess I am kinda on here to see if other people think it's weird. He is into chasity. He wants to have me lock him up and keep the keys. He also gave himself a prince albert to help with the whole chasity cage thing. I never expressed interest in this to him at all. I did express to him that I get jealous of the thought of him masturbating, so he thinks that by doing chasity it will make me happy. The truth is this. I am a person with lots of anxiety..I take zolft for the anxiety and that medication can kinda kill the sex drive. So here I am with this husband that wants to do all of these kinky things and I have no sex drive. I don't know what to do? Also I don't know if his chasity/peircing ideas are normal? Are they?

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I can be a bit of a slut.... it's hard to stay faithful to one guy. I was first attracted to polyamorous men, but then realized I'm more of a cuck queen kind of girl. A man who wants to marry me, fuck me sweetly, and take care of me while I have his permission to seduce bulls on the side? Who would get off on the idea of me humbling man-whores while remaining in a love relationship with him?

WHERE ARE SUCH MEN?!!! I have wanted one of them all my life. I could be married if I had a husband who got off on that with me.

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195,425

If I asked really nicely, would you let me ride your cock?

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Meghan Markle is apparently pregnant. Why can’t one of those damn people be impotent or reproductively challenged? People that have children annoy me. There are other things you could do for society rather than add more shit people to it.

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My mother is slowly dying and if she sees the end of the year I will be thankful for that. We didn’t talk for years because, well, she was horrible to me (and still is sometimes)- she’s just always angry & mean to me but sometimes can be kind. My secret: I’m not sure if I’m glad it’s over or going to be completely heartbroken- my guess is the latter. After all is said and done I still love her.

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I know several single / divorced adults in their 50s who are living under the same roof. Is this a new trend? They women I know best in the group says she was tired of owning her own house and paying for everything that went wrong. She was also tired of being alone. She says she's very happy living with like minded roommates. There is no sexual pressure at their age. No one is bringing home strangers. As roommates they go out a few times a month for dinners and movies. She says it's like a new life for her. And she saves a ton of money. I might have to look into this option.

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I got a FB message from this young woman I met at a party. She’s a college freshman, 18 years old. She asked me to dinner at her new place, a guest house next to a big mansion.

During dinner she told me she got this place because she’s the caretaker and the old retired couple who owns it travel a lot. She told them she was 21, so they expect her to stock the bar for when they come back. Could I run out and get her some things on a list? They wired her some money so she gave me cash.

I said okay. She asked me to pick up some things for her, too, wine and some edibles. I went out and got everything, and when I came back, she and I got a little wasted, and then went swimming in the pool, naked. Then she pulled me into the shower... then her bed. Shower head on her knees, and then she got on top in bed. I couldn’t believe it.

She doesn’t want to be my girlfriend, because she doesn’t like my friends and says boyfriends’ mothers always ruin things for her. She just wants me to come see her at the little guest house and buy her liquor and edibles, it looks like.

So it looks like I get to swim naked, get drunk, and have shower head on tap for at least the next three years. I wish time would stop so she’ll always stay 18.

M, 28

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I binge a lot. Some days having a coffee from Starbucks or another cafe is the only thing I look forward to, and the only thing that can make me “happy”. I know. It’s pathetic. I have issues

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My wife comes from a very large family. Everyone is older now and all the siblings have married children. It turns out six of the nieces and nephews' wives are about to give birth. Everyone thought it weird so many are about to give birth on about the same day.

I checked back on the calendar. Nine months ago they had a 3 day long family reunion.

I didn't attend, but I'm thinking it was a little boring... and the younger people had fun on their own after going to bed!

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195,418

When I pick up sticks in my yard, and my neighbor isn't home, I toss the sticks into his yard.

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In my experience, I'd say 95% of women over 40 are a little chubby. It's not a complaint. But it suggests to me that if so many women are chubby, then women should stop worrying about their weight. It's not a big deal.

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195,416

I've been trying to convince my wife to get her nipples pierced. It would be cool. Also I want to see the piercing guy touching her boobs.

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195,415

Were you wearing your ring today?

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195,414

I'm so glad we are talking again. It really makes me smile to know things are ok.Thank You.

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I often wonder if my ex kept all the puzzles we used to build together. Sometimes I’ll come across a similar one (to the ones we put together) at a thrift store, and my heart does a little jump. You were a wonderful experience, and I enjoyed having the patience to put a puzzle together in the first place.

Thank you, r.

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You can meet somebody tomorrow who has better intentions for you then someone you've known forever. Time does nothing. Character is everything.

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I see you have made up your mind to leave.

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195,410

Losing weight has been great. But my face is looking weird because the excess skin has started to sag. I’m looking like a bulldog.

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Here's a secret: Induction cooking is the bomb! For the past three years, I have relied on three induction units in my kitchen to cook. When I bought this house, the kitchen wasn't wired for electric cooking and I would never use gas because i don't like black-burned pots and pans and open fires in my home.

Anyway, these cookers are so fabulous, I have all but forgotten about having my kitchen wired. I would do it if i could afford a ridiculously expensive induction stove, which I can't. If more people learned of induction and started using the technology, the price would go down.

If you get the opportunity, try induction cooking. It doesn't heat your whole kitchen, it heats and boils water (and other stuff) much faster than even gas, it offers more precise temperature control than gas or conventional electric and it cooks food faster, with better results. And it's neater and easier to clean. Your pots and pans stay showroom new looking.

Everyone, please go out and buy an induction range so the prices can come down and I can afford a fancy new one!

Thank you!

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"How dare you give the dog a treat! I told you not to. How dare you disobey me! He'll die if he eats treats. He'll get fat. His heart will give out. You are killing him by giving him a treat."

I'm killing the dog by giving him a dog biscuit? Is this common knowledge that dog treats kill dogs? Does Purina know?

I hate my control freak wife. Why do some women behave this way?

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The other night I was laying in bed, going to sleep. I remembered that my nephew's HS graduation is next month. The thought ran through my head "I hope there's no gunfire."

I didn't sleep that night.

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195,406

I married my husband so I could be on his health insurance.

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I'm skinny/athletic with medium sized nice tits. I wish they were big though. I would always look erotic as fuck.

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Naked campus runs should be banned. These kids don't realize what they are doing. There are too many cameras these days. The naked images will be out there forever. Schools need to protect these students from themselves.

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Yesterday I almost got hit by a bus. Oops. When something like that happens, you usually experience a few minutes of panic where your heart races and you breathe heavily and you need to calm down.

I didn’t experience that at all. I was surprised to find I felt a brief second of disappointment that I didn’t die.

I’m not suicidal, but I think it might be time to re-evaluate my life.

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The secret about Ivy League universities.

Yes, they offer a great education

Yes, you make fabulous connections with the upcoming movers and shakers.

But the real secret? They are free.

There are plenty of parents who down play the Ivies. They say it's not worth it. I'm not trying to be mean. But these are the parents of the B students. Their child will not be getting into an Ivy, so the parents put down these top notch schools, saying it's not important, that any college will do.

But what those parents don't understand is that Ivy schools cost nothing to the average family.

Sure, if you make $1 million a year, you have to pay full tuition. But for the rest of us with normal salaries, the Ivies have such large endowments that your child can attend at no cost.

So you can pay $60,000 a year for a mediocre private college. Or you can pay $30,000 for a middling state school.

Or you can study your butt off in high school, get into an Ivy, and pay $0 for the best education possible.

Parents don't write off the Ivies while eating sour grapes. Convince your child to work hard. Set the bar high, Go for the Ivy. It is life changing.

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I honestly don't mind ending my life. I don't want to make a fuss about it tho. Like I don't want to traumatize anyone finding my body. I don't want there to be a mess. I don't want people to walk into my bedroom for the next 50 years knowing someone killed herself there.

I have a plan tho. I want to get into the local morgue. I've been in there before for a school project. It's possible to get in late at night with no one knowing.

Then I'll take off my clothes and climb onto tray, cover myself with a sheet and close myself into the cooler. I'll then take a bottle of pills and die peacefully.

By a few days later, when they find me, the morgue workers will scratch their heads wondering whose body that is. It will be a mystery as to who put the body there and why is there no paperwork. It would be kind of funny.

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Damn it, I think I'm in love with you. (facepalm)

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Things I've learned about being smart.

1. It's great to be smart. You figure things out faster. That saves a lot of time.

2. God fucking help you if you're smarter than your boss. He'll think you're making him look bad, and then you're out of a job. Again.

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End day 3 of marijuana cessation. Experiencing heavy night sweats, occasional bouts of irritability, restless sleep, slight headache earlier today. Nothing too bad, the sleep issues are the worst for sure, but bearable. Don’t miss it, though. Not the process, not the habit, not even the feeling. It’s nice to be clear headed, although I get this occasional sporadic craving. It’s like a sudden reminder, my brain, like a reflex, quickly says “oh shit we’re forgetting to get high, let’s do that real quick.” Then I shake it off and move on. I wish quitting junk food was this easy.

Turns out being an alcoholic isn’t for me, I haven’t even tried it in the past 3 days, and it doesn’t appeal to me in the least. We’ll see how I’m doing in a few weeks.

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I watched a woman die yesterday. I was waiting at a traffic light. A woman crossed in front of me. She didn't seem too old. I'd say 60 something. She continued on down the sidewalk for about 20 more feet. I was idly watching her while waiting for the light to change.

Then she stopped walking, and as I watched she fell to the ground. I could tell right away she didn't trip. It was more of a collapse.

It took me a few seconds to realize something was wrong. I hopped out of my car and went to her. Her eyes were open. She was looking up at the sky. I knelt down beside her and asked if she was okay, which was a dumb question seeing she was laying on the sidewalk. People who are okay aren't laying on the sidewalk.

She didn't say anything. But she held up her hand. I reached out and took it. I thought she wanted help being pulled back up. But no. She just wanted to hold my hand.

A man came by with his dog. I quickly explained she had just collapse. I asked if he could call 911. My phone was in my car.

I tried asking the woman a few more questions. Does anything hurt? Does she hear me? Does she know where she is? I don't know why I asked the last question. I saw it on TV shows I guess. I felt dumb asking her that.

This happened on Main Street. The fire department is only about 200 feet around the corner. The man with the phone called and within a minute I heard a siren. I was relieved to know a medical person was coming.

I watched the ambulance make its way through traffic. When I next looked down at the woman her eyes were closed. I let the woman's hand go so I could stand and speak at the medics. I told them she collapsed maybe two minutes ago. I said you guys are fast. I said it with a smile and then regretted smiling. This didn't seem like the right time to be smiling.

My car was still at the intersection. I was blocking traffic. A few cars had honked not realizing I wasn't in my car and not realizing a woman was laying on the sidewalk. I probably would have honked too.

I climbed back in my car and was going to park nearby and then return to help, but I realized I wasn't needed. The professionals were there. I still felt like an idiot for smiling.

I drove off.

A few hours later on the town's news site was a story about a woman who collapsed and died on Main Street. They didn't have any details, just that she collapsed and died.

I'm a grown man. My eyes filled with tears. I was on the computer in the basement. My wife didn't see me.

I still feel bad about smiling. I feel bad my car was blocking traffic. I feel bad I asked dumb questions. I feel bad I wasn't watching the woman as her eyes closed because I was too busy staring at the ambulance. I feel bad I let her hand go. I feel bad. I feel really bad.

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195,396

I wish I could go back to being in my teens.

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195,395

I fell in love with a guy online after 10 days talking with him. I ended it, because I'm married. I regret it every day. Miss you, Jake... I made a mistake..

48/ M

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I work with some people half my age who went to these extremely exclusive private high schools. I checked the tuition and some of these places charged almost $40,000 a year - for fucking high school?

And where did it get these kids? They're working low paying desk jobs where they're answering to a slob like me who did okay at a public high school.

What did these kids gain from their parents spending $160k for a high school education? It's obviously not getting them $100k/year jobs out of college. These young workers are not any smarter than the public school kids they're working alongside.

I think these schools aren't for the kids, they're for the parents. If you make enough to waste that much money on something that can be had for free, then you're in an exclusive club. You get to go to these events and network with the other extremely wealthy parents.

I can tell one difference between my employees who went to public high schools and those who went to the exclusive private high schools. The public school people are more outwardly friendly. The private school people are more standoffish.

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195,393

I guess it's not going to get better after all.

FML

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195,392

Is every skinny bitch I see constantly counting calories? I don’t know if I can handle this for the rest of my life. But being fat and uncomfortable isn’t an option. A moment on the lips, forever on the hips!

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I wish that all the New York City people who moved to L.A. would pack their curt, abrasive, rude asses up and go back there. You can always pick them out by the way they talk, the way they have to be right about everything, the endless argumentative selfishness. They suck the life out of every room they enter. Me me me, it’s ALL about me, every single last one of them. No concept of being pushy, or tactless, or too demanding.

Yeah right, it’s chutzpah. Here in Southern California, it’s called being an asshole.

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195,389

I'm so bummed out, 3 day weekend and no gf...sure I'll keep busy with sports, but being alone is decaying my soul.

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195,388

J, talk to me

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I just feel so meh. Surely there's more then cleaning house and my day job, right. I keep going, but lately, I'm not sure why.

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195,383

I attend a very liberal university. My secret is that I voted for Donald Trump in the 2016 election and I intend to vote for him in the 2020 election. There is absolutely no way I could ever admit this on campus.Felt good to get this out.

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195,382

My God I need closure or revenge. Please give me one of the 2. Way it looks revenge is only option. Your choice D

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195,381

Is the guilt making you run? Please don't feel that way. Everybody makes mistakes. So what? Apologize and get past it. Don't up and leave your job because of it.

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195,380

Question for you. Is Trump is kicking ass (politically) from the White House? Or is he getting kicked in the ass?

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195,379

If I had the Infinity Gauntlet, I'd kill every last person on Earth. Let the ecosystem reclaim the planet, and kill myself. Death isn't sad when there's no one to mourn

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Every woman that has finally figured out her worth, has picked up her suitcase, her kids, her life, her pride and boarded a flight to freedom which will land her in a valley of beautiful change. Without you. You'll miss her. She won't miss you.

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195,376

There is a message in the way a person talks to you, and treats you. Just listen.

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195,375

I am giving us that much credit. You know I'm right. I matter to you and you matter to me.

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195,374

I've stopped arguing with my wife. There is no point. She is always right (in her mind). She takes my lack of arguing as a victory for her. No honey, it's a delay tactic til the divorce gets filed.

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195,373

Sometimes the woman in the mirror is ugly. But other times she is shockingly beautiful.

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195,372

How can I be expected to pay out over $1,000 for my child to take AP exams in high school. It's public school. It's supposed to be free!

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195,371

I have a friend who doesn't understand how phone etiquette works. She calls me. We talk. But if someone comes into the room where she is sitting, she'll have a full conversation with that person while making me wait. I'm not on hold. I can hear everything she is saying. It's very rude. If you need to talk to the other person, fine, but don't leave me dangling on the line. Say you have to go. Call me back later. Totally rude to assume I have nothing better to do then to wait for you to get back on the line.

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I went to see you. You were surprised to see me, in a good way (I think).I miss you, I told you that I did. I hope we see each other again and become something amazing. I hope you're my puzzle piece and I'm yours. If it's meant to be it'll be, right?

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195,369

O.M.G! Just watched SuperGirl, season 2, episode 4, "Survivors" and was THRILLED to find Alex is gay! I'm SO happy for her!!! It's like her own secret super power!

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I work on 45th Street. I live on 63rd Street. I walk home most days. When I do I cut through the 1st floor of Bloomingdales at 59th Street so I can pass by the perfume counter. It always smells wonderful and makes me smile. Everyone should fill their lives with little things like this to make life special.

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My husband and I are good friends with another couple. I am insanely attracted to the other husband. Nothing could ever come of it, for obvious reasons. So when I’m around him I act all weird and awkward because I don’t want him to know, but I think deep down inside I kind of wish he did.

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195,365

Please stop ignoring me.

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195,364

We have totally different definitions of what platonic means.

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195,363

I'm wearing my favorite sweat pants. They're baggy and fluffy and have a large slit down the front so I can stick my dick through and jerk off without having to take them off and getting caught by the wife.

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195,362

My husband is fucking manic in the mornings. He’s loud, tangential, and doesn’t take breaks to listen, but gets frustrated if I’m not giving 100% attention. At 4AM!!!!! I want to sleep, but he literally starts talking LOUDLY to me about some bullshit early in the morning while I’m sleeping. If I try to get a word in edge-wise he speaks even louder and repeats the stupid comment he made over and over again until I give up on trying to be heard.

Yet, when I wake up early for work, I am quiet and I wouldn’t dare disturb his sleep. He doesn’t wake up to listen to my bullshit before I go to work.

I hate it. Can’t wait until I can live alone.

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195,356

I had a date this weekend, and we got along very well and seemed to have good conversation and similar interests. We both seemed to find each other interesting and attractive, all in all a good date! What ruined it is that he strongly pressured me into having sex. I tried showing that I was not into the idea, but I think because I went home with him he expected that's what I wanted. We were both very drunk. Now I feel sad about it because I didn't really want to do that. Not that I didn't like him or find it enjoyable, I just wish any man cared to get to know me without pushing the sex thing right away. It is a turn off to me. I enjoy sex as much as anyone else, but I feel that hooking up immediately puts a lot of pressure on and it's just very intense in the beginning before knowing someone better. I also hate having sex when I'm drunk. I don't find it nearly as enjoyable in that condition. Also, I felt sad about it because I really like someone else who doesn't want me, and I wish I could move on, but things like this just make me miss him and wish I could be with him instead :(

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195,355

Some days I screw up. I forget to take my meds in the morning. I end up taking them in the afternoon. Then a wave of sleepiness overtakes me and I realize I did take the meds in the morning and now I have too much in me. I want to go to sleep but I'm afraid I will die in my sleep from overdosing so I fight to stay awake and I can't do anything else and the entire day is a bust.

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I have a group of friends from college that I still keep contact. They are what you’d say “social and polical activists”. I am very apolitical. One of their coworkers took a liking to me. I am not attracted to him because I think he’s arrogant and aggressive. He happens to be black. I am now ostracized from my group of friends and one of them had the nerve to tell me that I am a racist. His aggressive nature and suggestive remarks towards me are OK though. I hate people.

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195,353

What men do to women is a thousand times worse than anything a woman could ever do to man.

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195,352

the Limbo sucks. I have to move on. But, as of now, the minute you say so, I'll run back to you. Not sure how long that offer will stand.

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195,351

My dog only likes me because I give him leftovers. He uses me. Everyone in my life uses me to get something. But even my dog? How depressing..

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195,350

I miss how much you always wanted me to slide my cock in your ass minutes after seeing each other. I don't miss how neurotic, possessive or crazy you became.The great sex didn't out weigh the bad

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195,349

I miss kissing you.

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195,348

This friend of mine has said a few things to me in confidence. It's usually when he's drunk, so it leads me to believe it's his true feelings, desires, thoughts, etc.I read here on CC a few weeks ago about someone not understanding the thoughts behind the 'cuckold' desire. About a man wanting his wife to have sex with another guy.I think my friend is one of those men. I think he fantasizes about someone else getting between his wife's thighs. I also think it's not not me that he's insinuating about inseminating his wife, because that would make life awkward. She'd never allow it in the first place, even if she was interested. I don't know if I could do the deed. But from what he's said and heavily implied, I think he wants it.For him, I think he wants to watch and see what it looks like. He wants to record it and know she was the star of a porn video. I couldn't be the co-star, but I'd sure as hell want to see the video.

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195,347

Please, don't go.

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195,346

I'm so angry right now...A guy I know was recently accused of raping a lady that's about his same age. A month later, the truth comes out. He didn't do that. Yes, there was sex, but it was her idea, and she was seen coming out of the men's restroom and made up a story to protect "honor" or some crap.His life is now ruined, for a minimum of several years, by just the accusation. Even if she officially takes back her statement and says she lied, nothing will happen to her, but his life is still f-ed. In the eyes of his family, his friends, his school-mates, he is lower than pond scum. This will follow him through school, into his professional life, future intimate relationships, his neighbors, etc.When the news of this event first came out, many ladies were furious with him. Rightfully so. But now? After the truth comes out? Now most females roll their eyes and dismiss the topic. A few are furious with the lying lady because they can see the injustice, but most don't care.This is the sixth time I know of a male whose life was turned upside down by this type of false claim. The sixth. This infuriates me. Not once was the lady ever given more than a stern glare in punishment for her lie, and the hell she subjected the guy to. This is how MGTOW, the Red Pill, and misogyny followers are gained.One word. Four letters. That's how a man's life can be ruined, even when it's false. RAPE. It's a horrible thing, and it sadly does happen, and the people who really do it should be sentenced to death by rats gnawing off their genitals, but those who falsely accuse others of it should also be punished in a way to prevent other liars from ruining other people's lives.

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I get that the event was important, but I didn't spend more than 10 seconds reading about the royal wedding, and that was only the headlines, and I read enough to see the topic and pass it by.Am I the only one who doesn't give a F about this topic?Honestly I feel bad for the family. Their lives are clearly important to society in a few countries, but it makes me sad that they can't every enjoy the pleasure of being alone in a crowd, stop by the market without being photographed nine million times, or sit on a park bench and enjoy the weather. I'm guessing the closest thing they have to being anonymous is making a pretend ID online. One of the royals could be the next one to post a comment here...

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I pretend to be hard of hearing, senile and old when telemarketers call. I tell them when I get tired of wasting their time. Just my way of fighting back!

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I do 5 mph over the speed limit. Tailgate me? I do 10 under.

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All that false berating me about fucking around on my wife, which I never was, and come to find out , she's been fucking around on me!!! I am crushed.

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I realize now that the only way for me to clear my mind is to focus my attention on other people. I have tried often to relax when I'm tired of working, by taking care of myself, by reflecting on my behaviour and what I should work on next. However, I just realized that this clouds my mind.

Today I worked at a festival. It was super busy, and the whole day I was making burgers. I honestly think I made over a 100. After six hours of volunteering I left with such a light and happy feeling. There was no analyzing that day, no self reflection.

I think the secret in happiness lies in not digging to deep in yourself. I can spend hours overthinking, and I always thought that if I knew myself better that I would eventually feel better.

This sudden realization and the difference I feel in my body and my mind is all the proof that I need. Now I know what I need to do in order to relax. I think I will always try to volunteer somewhere, even If I will work 60 hour shifts, this is something I need to do for my own well being..

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When my neighbor is on vacation I take his newspaper. it will go to waste otherwise so why not.

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I'm looking for a new house for when we get divorced, can't wait to have my own place that isn't cluttered with throw pillows, candles and Knick knacks....who am I fooling, first woman I seriously date is going want to "help me decorate"

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Many people have this type of strange scar behind an ear.

What causes it?

Not to offer up alien abduction conspiracy theories, but odd how so many people have one of these marks.

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Over the course of my life a number of people have told me I'm insecure. They don't get it. They misunderstand. With purpose I act humble. I intentionally don't come across as pushy and a know-it-all. I have no need or desire to exert some type of intellectual or moral superiority over anyone else. I am comfortable in what I know and my abilities. I don't need to show off in front of others. When you think about it, I'm the opposite of insecure. Yet there are people who realize I'm smart and capable and I don't flaunt it. To them this must mean I'm shy and I'm insecure. Whatever.

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My favorite porn site closed down the other day. Fucking A. Over the years I've probably been to 1,000 porn sites. But when I found this one site I never left. It was ordinary people posting amateur pictures of their wives, or of brides with a wardrobe mishap, or of their neighbors sunbathing naked, or of a woman sitting on the grass in the park not realizing everyone could see up her skirt. They were real photos of real people. Now it is closed and I feel like I'm homeless.

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In my circle of friends some of the moms claim their child has dyslexia which explains his or her lower grades. I want to slap these moms. It's not dyslexia. That's an excuse. They need to sit with their children and get them to read more and more. But instead they put in no effort. Their child is a bad reader because they child doesn't practice reading and then the parents conveniently blame something else, dyslexia. They need to help their children before it's too late.

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Things are just so drastic now, with all these shootings, I have finally decided to jump on the President's bandwagon. I have a solution to this problem, once and for all, after channeling the President.

We need to arm every teacher and every student over the age of 14. If we do that, no shooter would dare consider overtaking a school.

So, there you have it, solution.

Right, Don?

You're Welcome!

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Here's a big secret::

Anyone who has to embed advertising secretly into various comments can obviously not be trusted for what they are trying to sell. If it were honest, they would be out front. I would never consider purchasing from someone who uses blatantly dishonest tactics to sell. Why would I buy from an obvious, manipulative liar.

NO THANK YOU! Now eff off!!!

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Every time I’ve broken up with a boyfriend, he becomes angry, then obsessive and harassing. This time around is no different. Unlike in the past, I live alone now and am finding myself re-assessing the security of my apartment and reinforcing locks on windows and doors. He won’t just leave me alone. He texted me today and told me he missed the beginning of our relationship and our conversations. He said a “strong force” urged him to text me and tell me all this. Does it never end?? When does he begin to understand that after all the manipulative bullshit he’s put me through, I want nothing to do with him anymore? You can’t just tell that to a man like that because he’ll go off the fucking deep end and show up at your door. Why does his unstable ass not just fall off the face of earth so i can have peace for once. Why.

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Markles dress was hideous. She couldn’t find a tailor so she just wore a sack to get married? Kate’s dress was a billion times better. No big deal, just baffling. Maybe she’s pregnant and trying to hide it. That would be the only thing that makes sense.

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Let me start by saying that I also have my lows where I feel sad and depressed however I always thing how good my life is and how lucky I'm to have family and a few friends that love me for who I am . That being say why so many Americans are always sad, depressed, or angry ? I used to travel a lot when I was younger and been to very impoverished countries yet people always seem genuinely happy even though they were poor . Yet here in the USA one of the most wealthy countries,some people always seems to be complaining about how horrible their life are , some parents cannot wait for their kids to turn 18 so they can be out of the house , they think it's weird and you are considered a loser if you still live at home even if you contribute financially to the house. If you don't agree or like a person people here tend to go out their way to make your life miserable and get vindicated. Here's a thing if you like a person for whatever reason or if they don't like you , move on and try to avoid them . Why waste time or energy on them? I'm telling you from experience. People here seems so ungrateful and think life is a competition. I don't know I'm just content, grateful for what I have , I don't envy people that have more than I do , look better than me or their kids are smarter than mine . As corny as it's sounds I love my life and wouldn't trade it for the most richest or powerful person in the world.

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Instead of a therapy why not try an emotional support dog? I own one and they are great.

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Your pregnancy is high risk, because you’re obese, Whitney.

It’s not because of anything else. Stop eating everything you see.

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Nothing hurts more than a family member doing what hurts you most. I just wanted to spend some time with her, but she’d rather spend time at the bar.

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I seem like the kind of person that lacks depth. Most would consider me happy-go-lucky, and a bit ditzy at times. Everyone knows I have a good heart, welcome most people, and don't hold grudges. Because of these traits, a lot of people don't take me seriously, in terms of my personal life. My professional personality is a completely different side of me that most people don't see. And my coworkers that see my personality outside of work have always noted a stark difference between that and what they see at work.

My secret is that I am far more cold and calculated than people think I am. Playing dumb is an easy game, and when you "fuck up because you weren't thinking," people will just roll their eyes and look down on you, never suspecting real malicious intent behind certain events and behaviors. That's what most people are comfortable with believing.

Keep your enemies closer.

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When I was 23 I was still dating and living with my college girlfriend. We were inseparable. The thought of marriage was definitely in the air.

She had a best friend. I came to know the best friend very well. One night i pushed it and ended up sleeping with the best friend. I'm not sure why. I loved my girlfriend. But yup I slept with her best friend.

The story got more complicated. During the act, I came inside the best friend. I would never presume to do this with my girlfriend, but I did it with the best friend without even asking if it was okay. In for a penny, in for a pound I guess.

It wasn't okay. She became pregnant.

She didn't tell me directly. She told her best friend of course, my girlfriend. My girlfriend told me. She told me like hey, you won't believe this juicy bit of gossip. I acted shocked because in fact I was shocked. My girlfriend had no idea I was the father. Her girlfriend didn't say who he was.

I asked what the best friend was going to do. My girlfriend said her best friend was hoping maybe the father would marry her. My girlfriend said she hoped it happened that way. Okay, so this was becoming totally surreal. My girlfriend, who wanted to marry me, was hoping I was going to marry her best friend, only she didn't realize what she was saying.

Not to mention how devious the best friend was to convey the message to my girlfriend knowing I would hear about it.

I was spun into a total panic because A) I got the best friend pregnant and B) what if my girlfriend found out the real story.

This was not a good period of my life. Talk about a mind fuck. I was a mess.

In the end the best friend got an abortion. But the damage was done. I couldn't face my girlfriend anymore and we broke up. I really hurt her.

My life would have been so different if I never slept with her best friend. I'm sure I would have married my girlfriend. We would have had children who would be in college about now. But they don't exist.

I look up my girlfriend sometimes on Facebook, She's married and has children. I shake my head at what a fuck up I was and maybe still am.

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In our lifetime we will spend our daily existence in a 3D virtual world. Fortnight is brilliant. The beauty of that world is beguiling. I want to stay there. Soon enough this will be realized. There will be a non-shooting version where I can freely wander about and explore.

But it won't stop there. I will be able to talk to the avatars I meet. I will have real conversations. We will develop real friendships. We will fall in love.

I will be able to go to the virtual library and check out a virtual book which I can sit and read in a window with a virtual view.

There will be phones in the virtual world. I can call my local Chinese food place and have General Chow's chicken delivered to my real world home. Which means more and more time spent in my virtual world.

Ultimately real students will be able to go to school in the virtual Fortnight type space. You travel to the school. You walk the virtual halls to get to class. There will be a virtual teacher giving a lecture everyday. (Which BTW solves the school shooting problem of the real world.)

This will happen. Everything we do in the real world will be translated to virtual. And it will be better. It will be more beautiful, more interesting, more fair with everyone living in a beautiful virtual home in a good neighborhood where killing isn't possible.

I have seen the future. It starts with Fortnight and ends with everyone living in a virtual universe.

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You said it was nice to see my name pop up after so long. It made me wonder if sometimes you think we could have been something together. But that was 25 years ago, and we haven't talked in at least 20 of those years. My life sure would have been different. I can't say it would have been happier, but it certainly would have been different.

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I slept most of the day today. It was nice to just be alone with no TV or electronics on. Sometimes I really need all out peace and quiet without talking to anybody. I don’t know how people can be “on” all the time. I wish I could but that’s impossible.

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My POS husband is back at it again- getting wasted & smoking weed. Tonight was it for me. I don’t even mind if he hangs out but then he comes home and picks a fight with me (in front of our children) for no reason at all. Tomorrow he will wake up (not remember a thing) but be all sweet, kind and act like he did nothing wrong. I’m going to be very quite and not say much but this marriage is DONE. He can go find some other sucker to put up with his shit. By the end of the year we will be divorced.

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I'm waiting for "School Shooter", the video game, where you get to be an anti social dweb who runs around a school shooting students. You know it is coming and it will be very popular --- because of all the free publicity it will get.

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How do I find the motivation to continue life? My whole life I’ve had great potential but after a series of traumatic experiences I can’t shake this depression. Sometimes I want to give up and live in affordable housing and work as an escort and sometimes I just want to kill myself.

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I don't understand why people criticize Catherine (William wife) for dressing like an "old lady" maybe people forget she have to follow rules since one day her husband will become king. I notice the same with Princess Diane , she used to follow the rules and dress very conservative but once she separated and finally divorced her husband she started dressing more fashion forward and showing more skin . As for Markle she seems to be a minimalist, most of her clothes are in neutral colors and simple cuts which reflect it on her style she pick for her wedding. I personally love, Beatrice quirky style and attitude, she looks like she has fun and doesn't care what other thinks of her silly hats , good for her .

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I was in a real pissy mood bcuz my life sucked then my life really sucked , I’m sorry for complaining.

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I limit myself to one caffeinated drink per day. A cup of coffee or a Coke. Doctor's orders. This sucks. I'd rather have no sex than limit my caffeine intake. FML.

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I can't stand my wife. I'm going to leave her. She doesn't know yet. But what happened to the woman I married? She became so self centered and lazy. She's impossible to deal with. I was leaving the house this afternoon to get somewhere. If I left right away I'd get there just fine. But my wife catches me going out the door and explains she wants to tell me something. The "conversation" went something like this:

I waited patiently because I wanted to see if she noticed how incomprehensible she was being. This is the way she always speaks these days. She is too lazy to focus on what she is trying to say. She is thinking about something else. Or maybe she is thinking about nothing at all because her head is empty. She expects the listener to figure out what she is trying to say. It's some form of elitism on her part. She doesn't have to form sentences. She's above that. It's up to everyone else to figure out what she is saying. It's lazy and it's arrogant. This is who she has become.

It's impossible to have a conversation with her. It's impossible to exist with her anymore.

You know what she was ultimately trying to say? She has to pick up a book on reserve at the library tomorrow.

What that has to do with her first five minutes of rambling "I ... um.. um... um..." I'll never know.

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Universal Truth:

No matter where I go or what I do, everyone ends up hating me. I don't know why. I wish I knew.

It doesn't matter if it's a job, or a volunteer thing, or family, or neighbors, everyone find a reason to despise me.

I think of myself as a good person. I'm helpful. I don't yell. I'm calm. But they turn on me and say vicious lies about me.

I have an example. I was on a forum. I sometimes voice an opinion but I'm usually middle of the road. I see both sides. But I was on a forum. Someone was being unkind to others. I spoke up and asked the offensive person to please stop. I was immediately branded a child molester. What? The conversation had nothing to do with children. Somebody was being rude about a restaurant worker in town. All I did was suggest he be nicer because I know for sure the restaurant worker has family in town. It's unfair to say mean things so publicly. But because of that I'm a child molester.

Normally I'd try to ignore. But this happens over and over to me. Not only on forums. But everywhere I go in life people turn on me and make me out to be a terrible person.

Is it that I'm am easy target because I don't fight back? Is it that I'm thoughtful and very often right about my assessments? Bad people don't like it when I'm right.

I don't know. But I hate it. I hate dealing with people. I hate the internet. I hate going to work. I just want to do my thing and be left alone without being called terrible things. Is that too much to ask for in this world?

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I am so fucking bored. It's not like I don't have stuff to do. I'm watching a movie that used to excite me so much, but now I don't really feel anything while watching it. Is this what it feels to be an adult? If so, I don't like it.

I feel like I'm not connected to my body anymore, I just feel less. On the one hand it's good, because I don't stress as much and I'm not really anxious anymore. On the other hand, I used to be so happy and excited all the time. Can I go back to this?

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My phone sent me an alert that it was almost out of memory, weird as I don't have a lot of apps on it and very few pictures.Dug around a bit and found that I had a setting turned on which saved every picture in some folder I didn't even know existed that was sent to me for the past 5 years....damn what a stroll down memory lane.

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I'm not going to commit the abdominal by taking my life. I just say it in order to seek attention. I enjoy to fuck with peoples minds. My mother for instance thinks this as well, fuck her.

It's not an option for me. I need someone to just push me to be proactive and productive that's all.

I would enjoy seeing my mom end in her own demise. All she does is treat me like a baby and doesn't let me grow the fuck up.

She's raised me to be selfish about my feelings so fuck anybody else's. She's taught me to want, need, want and need. I need, I need, I need.

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I can hear my upstairs neighbors bonking. Sometimes I'll lay in bed and jerk off to them doing it. I try to synch shooting my load with their climax. I'm pretty good at getting the timing right. A bonding experience between neighbors ha ha ha.

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My friend's son recently married a woman. At first glance they look very happy together in photos. I was glad for them. But in looking through the photos and reading the posts I pieced together that the woman has a two year old daughter. Not to be judgmental, but this seems wrong to me. How did the timing work? She was married to the love of her life. She had a child. By a year later she was divorced from the love of her life. She met my friend's son and by a year after that she is marrying him because he is the new love of her life. No no no. I don't think she could possibly be in love with my friend's son. She's too flaky. It's clear to me he is a meal ticket for her and her daughter. I can't tell my friend but someone needs to kick a little sense into these people.

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When adults refer to our president as “Cheeto” or Michelle Obama as “ Mooshelle”, I cringe, It’s always embarrassing to see adults act like middle school kids.

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I'm so tired of CNN. You lost your way. You are bad people.

Trump's wife is in the hospital for a fairly serious medical procedure. Trump tweets a welcome home message to her and momentarily mistypes her name - before correcting it.

Your headline story isn't about the first lady being in the hospital. It isn't a story showing compassion for a husband worried about his wife. No, your headline is about Trump making a typo, as if what, the president doesn't even know his wife's name?

You guys are fucking assholes. You take every little meaningless thing and try to twist it into embarrassment for Trump.

I swear, if ever I ran into someone who works for CNN, I'd strongly consider punching you in the face.

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I stumbled upon a website with pictures of extremely large dicks and now I feel inadequate with my six inches.

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There have been shootings at schools, churches, businesses, nightclubs, and concerts, But oddly there has never been a mass shooting at a sporting event. Why is that? I think gunmen are afraid of jocks.

It kind of makes sense. The jocks probably bullied the bejezus out of the kid. It drove him to be a killer. But still, he's afraid of the jocks and doesn't want to go near them.

Maybe there is a strange solution in here. Send out word that jocks are everywhere. They are at church and clubs and concerts and if you shoot those places up, the jocks will beat down on your head and pull your pants down and let all the girls see your underwear you little creep.

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Im skinny with a flat ass and fairly insecure about it

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Senior prom has become a bigger production than the Academy Awards.

10 AM: Girls get their hair done

12 Noon: Girls go to makeup parties.

2 PM: My son is picking up his date They pose for pictures at her house.

3 PM: They come here for more pictures.

4 PM: They go to a party at one house with a professional photographer where they pose for you guessed it, more pictures. This time in groups with friends.

5 PM: Then comes a "pre-party" at a different house with finger food (I don't know how to spell or-derves??)

6 PM: They get in limos and drive to the restaurant an hour away.

7 PM: Prom begins. Dinner, dancing, and so on. It is also filled with speeches and awards. Best dressed, most likely to succeed. There is voting on a king and queen.

11 PM: Prom ends. They drive an hour back.

12 AM: The first after party.

2 AM: Another after party begins. Who has a party that starts at 2 in the morning?

6 AM: They go to the diner for breakfast.

8 AM: They finally get back home to sleep it off.

It's crazy. It's an 22 hour event. When I went to my prom it was at the high school. It started at 7 PM and was over by 10 PM. My mom was a chaperone and drove me back home. I wore a $10 dress from the thrift shop and somehow it was enough!

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I wish I knew what you are thinking about us. I still would like to see you again.

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Every pussy tastes a little different.

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My friend's dog is a year and a half old and still not house broken. He poops on her rugs.I shouldn't care right except sometimes she asks me to watch him for a few days at my house and he does his business here. I shouldn't have to deal with this. I'm trying to be a good helpful friend but she's pushing it big time.

-you got wasted this weekend after I warned you not to and ended up trying to fight me, punched me in the face and pulled my hair, broke my favorite tweezers, and pissed in my bed. On my grandmothers quilt. -you flirt with the guy you know I like-you lie all the time -you have embarrassed me in public too many times -you often put me down to make yourself feel better -you’re low class and it’s rubbing off on me -you’re seriously immature and it’s rubbing off on me -you’re a terrible alcoholic and it’s rubbing off on me -you’re selfish and use me for money -you have roaches in your house and you don’t feed your cats and only eat hot cheetos and 4lokos.”

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I guess this is a secret because I didn't expect it. I got a virus from a Yahoo advertising link.

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I love you.You know me, I give my all. I mean the words I say. I tell you I want you more than anything, and it's the truth.

I don't know what I am to you. Everyone but me seems to have learned how to say things without meaning them, how to lie but make it feel like the truth, I never did like that. But when you tell me you love me I want to believe in. We talk about everything. Family, fate, love, death, depression, aching, pain, suffering. It all never seems to end. When we're together I feel like the missing parts of me are complete and you say the same things, like we inspire something in each other to be fulfilled. It feels like all my life I was missing something and it was you.

But I can feel each moment slipping away from me while I'm still in it. I know good things never last. I know when you're gone I will go back to the aching and you will leave a hole in me that is shaped like your hands. I suppose in time, I will heal from that like I must heal from all wounds. I try not to think about it at all but it haunts me. For now I just tell you how much I love you.And you say you love me too.

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I am definitely not a fan of the royals. I think they are useless parasites who look down on the people who support their lavish and extravagant lifestyles, while the peons live in relative squalor. Being a man of color, I find them bigoted and exclusive.

That being said, I saw the royal wedding by accident; I was turning on the news. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!! I did not see the actual ceremony. I tuned in after that was over, but the sermon, the music and singing, that amazing young cellist! And the bride in her understated, elegant gown was just lovely, as was her mother, who, it seemed wore basically the same color as the prune queen.

The only dark spot, so to speak, was that hag-like, stone-faced old queen. Did you see her??? She looked like an old dragon. A smile would have cracked her face off.

I am glad that the royals have color in the family now. Maybe they will be better. I think Diana improved them, maybe Meghan can, too. I was floored and amazed that they had a traditional Black wedding, I think it shows Meghan plans to stay true to her own. Amazing!

Maybe now, the royals can become human, especially after the old farts die off.

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I like spending my Friday nights alone. Gym, come home shower, some weed and a nice dinner. F/43. I enjoy being home.

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Ok, So I found something called Hanlon's Razor. I had never heard of it until yesterday...since then I have heard it 4 separate times, pertaining to 4 different situations...wowIt states:"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity"

WOW, it explains so much and makes me think of a lot of situations I see being caused by Stupid people, not necessarily mean people! ok, that makes me feel sorry for them instead of angry at them so much....I guess that's better?

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i hate helping people

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I love you J. I know you don't believe me and you have every right to think that way, but I really do.

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Is the royal wedding over? Is it safe to watch the news again?

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My brother is a grade A jackass. He's arrogant and condescending. He does it to me and everyone. But get this, he posts an article to facebook on how it's important for siblings to get along as adults. Ya gotta be kidding me. He drives a wedge deep into our family then he wants to scold us about the need to get along. Look to yourself bro. You are the problem. The rest of us get along great.

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I've never taken a naked photo of myself for fear it gets automatically uploaded to the cloud. Does anyone know how it works? If I take a photo on an iPhone does it get sent to my personal Apple icloud space? Can anyone, meaning people in my contacts list, see what's there?

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I cheated on my wife. It was complicated. But yes, I did it.

There was one afternoon I was laying in bed with the woman. We had just fucked, She got up to go to the bathroom. She left her phone. On a whim I grabbed it and started looking through the photos.

About a week earlier she had sent me a selfie. It wasn't naked or anything. It was a casual photo of her smiling for the camera.

But as I looked through the pictures on her phone I noticed there were dozens of photos of her trying to take the perfect selfie to send to me. It made me laugh. She had tried so hard to take the the most nonchalant photo. It was a little vain and very human of her. I didn't say anything.

Eventually the affair ended.

A few months ago my wife left her phone unattended on the kitchen counter. On a whim I grabbed it and started looking through the photos. There were a series of selfies. Dozens of them. She was trying to capture the perfect casual picture of her smiling at the camera....

WTF? Just like the other women did so she could send one to me.

But my wife never sent me any of these selfies. So who was she taking them for? It really makes me wonder if she sent them to someone else.

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When people use terms like “kitty”, “lady parts”, “tushie”, “tatas”, “my girls”, or “sex session” it turns my stomach. Grow the fuck up and dirty talk like an adult...or at least someone over the age of 13. Ugh.

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Can I post my great cock? Or is that frowned upon?

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I miss you

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What does it mean when a man contacts you 30 years after high school? He's looking right?

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My husband asks if we are okay. I tell him yes we are okay. I'm lying.

He lost his job. We are running out of savings. We could eventually lose the house. There's no way I'm going to go back to living with my mother. No everything isn't okay.

EDIT: I deleted the rest because I sound like a terrible person.

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People are talking about "banning guns" as a solution to school shootings. But why don't we just use the solution we had back in the 1980s and before, when these shootings didn't happen?

Anybody remember that solution? I don't remember that solution. But whatever it was, it worked great.

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I'd like to try fisting on a woman. Has anyone done this successfully? Do you stick the whole thing in first try, or does it take months of training to gradually stretch out the area?

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Oh my god A...whatever we had for the past couple weeks was amazing. I'm gonna miss you. Thanks you for showing me there are respectful, fun men out there.

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*#* As hard as I try to be neat I fail, I can never get the final touch on anything. So, when I have a mess, my wife secretly takes pictures, I don't know what she does with them.

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Today is the last day I do cannabis. Unfortunately, medical professionals aren’t allowed to partake on their free time. But alcohol, pills, meth, cocaine, heroin, drugs that exit the system w/in 24hrs, or can be prescribed by a careless physician, genuinely life-ruining drugs are all a-okay!

Until they reschedule cannabis from a class-1 drug, I’m going to do my best to be a functioning alcoholic. Until then, watch who you vote for.

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I hope I didn't run you off again.

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Heartbreaking news from Texas...But how come 890 shootings in Chicago this year goes unreported?

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I'm super annoyed with myself right now. It's like i have this mixed feeling of wanting to be around people but when I am with them I always get disappointed. I like people to challenge me, to add extra value because that is what I try to do in a conversation. However, when I am around extremely smart people who are specialized in something I feel inadequate because I don't know enough about that topic or some sort of a specific program or skill. This leads to me taking on way too much and wanting everything at the same time that I don't get anything done.

I think it's time for a holiday. After my graduation I have to find a job, I'm already looking, but even though people say that working is better because there is no homework involved, I will probably keep on learning all my life. I'm really insecure if I don't have knowledge about a certain topic. The more I learn, the more I realize how much there is that I still don't know. I think I need to take smaller steps, that way I will get further in life.

Thank you mom for setting an example of a strong businesswoman, I also want to achieve a lot but I don't want to have burnouts like you did. I just need to force myself everyday to live healthy and workout, but sometimes, especially now that my boyfriend is away for work, I just lie in bed and watch super random documentaries, which cloud up my mind. I am in desperate need for a break, let's hope my thesis defense goes fine!

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I worked as a stripper for several months when I was in my twenties. Not because I needed money but because I needed to feel wanted. I also slept around. A lot. Now I work a high level corporate job and I feel like I almost don’t deserve it. As if anybody found out, I would be ruined. I have a lot of shame about that part of my life and I am really trying hard to overcome it. I also never really had a meaningful relationship I feel like there something wrong with me and I’m not worthy of it. I go back-and-forth between feeling good about myself and feeling undeserving and unwanted. I’m good at my job but I don’t really have anything else.

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I think Tom Brady made a deal with the devil when he graduated college, no way other way to explain his success on the field and whom he married.....

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Another school shooting, more thoughts and prays.

That doesn't seem to be stopping the problem, maybe we should do something besides offering thoughts and prayers?

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My wife wont sext with me or play with me on snapchat...

Am i supposed to bottle it up or tell her its what i desire from her or fuck off and do it with other women...?

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He didn't call.

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Another school shooting, this time in Texas. I think God is sending a message. Texas is the pro-gun center of America. Now their own children are getting killed. Are those parents still pro-gun? I wouldn't doubt it. Their love of guns is greater than their love of their own children. God is trying to show them how absurd they are.

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I think my daughter is gay. She's been hanging out with one girl from her high school. They are inseparable. My daughter tells me she's going to the prom with this girl, but as friends. She says that's what kids do these days. From left field, someone happened to mention in passing there is a well known lesbian at the high school. It is this girl my daughter has been hanging with. 2+2 = 4. I want to be open minded but to be honest this makes me very uncomfortable.

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Guilt got the best of you, didn't it? But if you really knew me, you would know how forgiving of a person I am. You should really reconsider.

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It's rare, but I occasionally sleepwalk. Once I woke up while climbing out my second story bedroom window. Another time I woke up standing in the hotel room next to the one I had rented.

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He still texted me. Do you really think he's going to tell you he is? What a joke. Jokes on you.

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Honestly my ex should come with a warning: I'm a terrible person with really good dick. Dick so good it'll ruin your life

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New feature. You can now share a secret on Facebook and Twitter by clicking this icon in the right navigation bar.

The thinking is you might not want to share your own secret with people you know on social media, but if you share a secret you find interesting, even if it wasn't written by you, more people will end up coming here and sharing secrets of their own.

Then you can try to guess which secrets are written by your social media friends. LOL.

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Guys, I'm not against the idea of you putting a finger up my tushie during sex. I'm a nice girl. I will never tell you to your face. But it's true. Go for it.

The thing is, only put one finger up there. A tushie has a way of creating an air tight seal around your one finger. This is good.

If you try to put two fingers in there, air tight is no longer possible. There will be gaps. Gaps are bad. Gaps let.... uumm... aromas.... freely exit my tushie. Not good for you. Not good for me.

Got it? Tushie touching is good. But one finger only please!

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I last saw you a year ago, it was a wonderful weekend but I realized after you were on a destructive path and spiraling downward.Wonder how it all worked out with your kids, husband and your life...you were so deeply unhappy in your marriage, I hope in the past year you have found happiness, peace and balance.

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My wife is boring in bed. It's killing me. I try to spice things up. I try to tell her sexy stories. I ask her to pretend I'm someone else she knows.

She gets mad and says I'm weird and there's something wrong with me.

Groan.

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$600 for a bent tie rod at my local, family owned shop (highly reviewed, recommended by at least half a dozen people I know). $600 the better more than a full week’s pay for me.

Same repair at a big chain? $150. The shop owner even drove me home while I waited. I wish I could support a family business, but not at a 4x markup. It’s outrageous to me to think that anyone would think that pricing is fair.

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Hi, my name is Depression, Mrs. Anxiety Depression to be exact. They say you are not defined by your diagnosis. I wish that were true for me, but this is who I have been so long that I don't know any other me. Hopefully this blog will be my journey to redefining myself. I would much rather introduce myself as Mrs. Wife, Mother, Daughter, Sister, Liar, Manipulator, Mimic Copycat, Fake, Narcissistic Sociopath like my mother. Selfish deceitful, cheater, home wrecker, two faced, attention starved, dramatic whore. This is me and I'm free.

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I wish you didn't dislike me.

Oh well. Get in line behind everyone else who thought I'd end up a failure. I've had tons of fun surpassing all of you.

And watch your gallbladder.

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Looking for a job is just like dating. Haven't done either in a long time.

who's stringing you along

who's cockblocking you

who's ignoring you

who's chasing you

hot and cold behavior

Jesus I'm exhausted.

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I tell lies about my parents physically and mentally abusing me. Why do I hate them so much when they are trying to help me?

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My wife embarrasses me with her fitness obsession. I know I'm supposed to be proud of her working out and keeping herself trim, but she goes too far.

We'll drive to the supermarket. She wants to wait in the car. That's okay. I come out of the store 20 minutes later and she is on the pavement next to the car doing sit ups. People are walking by and staring. You don't do sit ups in a parking lot! It can wait!

We go to a movie. That's two hours of sitting still for most people. Not my wife. She gets out of her seat, goes to the back of the theater and starts jogging in place. Someone working for the theater had to ask her to stop because it was disturbing people. She then went and jogged in the lobby. She missed a large part of the movie. What was the point of going to the movie with me in the first place if she pretended she was at the gym without me?

We watch TV. She's doing leg lifts. We're in a restaurant. She takes a break from eating and does a dozen squats right next to the table. We're in church. She's lifting herself up and down on the pews.

She can't / won't stop. I am not the proud husband of a fit woman. I'm embarrassed and pissed. She needs to stay the fuck still. There are specific places for workouts. It's not everywhere you happen to be. It's rude to others around you.

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My boss doesn't cover his mouth when he sneezes. Yick.

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Serious alcoholic here. Had my last drink earlier this week. I know it's not going to be easy, but I swear to God I am done poisoning myself and my life. I will NOT drink today. Tomorrow I will tell myself the same thing. And forever on down the line.

I am going to find a counselor to help me dive into how I got here.How does a well educated man with a good career, a beautiful wife and amazing kids get to the point where he gets blitzed every night for 15 years straight?

For those of you so inclined, please wish me well. For those of you feeling less sympathetic, less generous, who probably think I brought this on myself, well, I don't disagree with you. It's true, this is all on me. And it's all on me to dig out, and that's what I am going to do.

Peace to all.

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As a man, I'll never flirt with a married woman. To me there just seems to be something off limits about trying to play with another man's woman. Maybe I'm alone in that.

But I've noticed that women aren't the same. If you're a married man, women seem more likely to want to flirt with you, play around with you, send naked pics to you, and even fuck you.

It's like women want to compete with each other, and a married man is the biggest prize.

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There is a coworker I've been friends with for a few years, she works in another office but we often collaborate on projects. In addition, we're very chummy, we chat about random stuff on IM all day. Plus, for family reasons, we end up visiting each other's city and show each other around. I'm relatively happy at our company but she isn't, she's been in a bad situation for a couple of years with no sign of relief. I've been helping and encouraging her to find another opportunity. She finally found something and it sounds like a really nice fit, but I'm surprised how sad I am, I'll miss our projects and our day to day chats. I'm posting this here because I don't want to sound like a whiner in real life.

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Wives, when your husband is licking your pussy, please stop talking about what you did during the day.

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The Harrington road boys grew up to be disappointments to all. Every one of them. Not one is successful.

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I wonder where my future husband is and what he is doing. I can’t wait to meet you

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I'm tired of being told that my anger is an acceptable feeling, but that I am not allowed to defend myself against people who are attacking me because it spreads negativity.

If someone is fucking with me constantly and doesn't listen when they're asked to step off, then they're going to be punched in the face. I'm going to -make- them step off.

Fuck that idea that what goes around comes around. It only exists to discourage people from standing up for themselves.

I'm as nice as I can try to be. But I have limits and people can't misconstrue niceness for walking all over you. Don't give crap, don't take anyone's crap.

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How many men have a wife who became fully disabled with some affliction when they were once normal (health wise) now they are basically a total care patient and sexual interest on your part has dwindled partly due to taking care of them and working ....what do you do a man has needs

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It’s my husband’s secret. He’s a cheapskate. Spends money (or wastes it) buying things for himself that he doesn’t keep up the maintenance on, but won’t spend anything on me beyond food and sundries. I buy my own clothes, “special food”, and anything extra out of my retirement savings and make my own car payments. He always wants to take my car to run his errands so he can save on gas instead of driving his big truck - but he won’t pay for maintenance of it. He’ll have sex with me every morning (which I do like), but won’t pay for my medication for a heart condition which isn’t expensive as medications go. He has lots of “stuff” but neglects it all. And yet he is so bored he has to start fights with me and make trouble.

Hopefully this will be another weekend without him telling me what to do.

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You blew it. There are boundaries. You crossed them. I asked you to stop. I gave you fair warning. You didn't listen and didn't care. Now I'm not listening to you and I don't care. Good bye.

(Yes, I'm talking to you.)

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The Old Saying keeps coming back to me. Shit or get off the pot.

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I wish my husband loved me. I'd settle for him liking me.

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I have this whacky OCD kind of thing. It's not all the time. I'd say it hits me once every few months. I get a thought in my head and I must do it. I'll be walking down the sidewalk and see a candy bar wrapper. The voice in my head says I must pick it up and toss it in a trash can or I'll be dead in three minutes. I do it. From my way of thinking I have no choice.

On one level it sounds tame and gee what a good public service I'm doing. But there are times the voice tells me to do stranger things. I'll see a smudge of ketchup on the table at McDonalds. The voice says I should wipe it off with my finger and taste it.... or I'll be dead in three minutes. Part of my brain knows it's disturbing to be eating things from tables in a public space. I do it anyway though.

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I'm embarrassed about my ethnic heritage. I'm an American now. Leave it at that.

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I have no spare tire in my car. If I get a flat I'm fucked.

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On Tuesday she agreed to have sex with me in exchange for me helping her. I did my part. But she got delayed with this and that. It's Thursday and still no sex. Maybe next week.

When she is old and crippled and hungry and wants me to make her dinner for her, I think I'll wait a week and see how she likes it.

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The storm was coming. He was mowing the lawn. Not a big deal. There was plenty of time to get out of the rain. He could have waited it out in the shed. Or the garage. He randomly decided to hole up in his truck for a few minutes until the weather passed. Then just like that, a tree fell on his vehicle and he was dead.

Life and death are so random.

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You know how they say you should follow your passion? I think I should be a dermatologist. What could be better than getting paid to pop zits? :)

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Over the years my husband's family has given me a terribly hard time. They have never been welcoming to me. They acted like I wasn't good enough to join them. Meanwhile I thought they were coarse and unpleasant.

I just found out the daughter of my husband's sister is having a baby. My first thought was oh how nice. I haven't seen her in 10 years. But I always liked her.

I asked my husband what the girl has been up to recently because I didn't even realize she is married.

I opened a hornet's nest. The girl isn't married. Since I last saw her she got herself addicted to hard drugs. Like heroin kind of drugs. There appears to be a question about who the baby's father is. It's not clear where she is living. I think that is code speak for her being homeless and finding a place to crash where she can. She doesn't talk to her mother or father. From where I'm sitting, the high and mighty family of my husband who treated me so badly is doing nothing to help this girl. It kills me. She's having a baby for Christ sake.

Tomorrow I'm going to locate her and go over there. I'm going to bring her home with me. We have a guest room. She can live with us and raise her child here. Heroin? That's not happening in this house and I'll be firm about it. But she can't be living on the streets. No way.

It goes without saying that I am disappointed with my husband's family. Once again they fail when it comes to their treatment of human beings. What awful people.

But this one niece, I'm going to help her fly over the cukoo's nest.

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I have not gotten stoned in well over a decade. But if I ever do again, im watching Zig and Sharko! For reals..!

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I thought she was a MILF, turns out she was really a SELF.... someone everyone loves to fuck

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I pick pretty boys and that is my problem.

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A few years ago I was told not to say Latino as a blanket statement. I am to say Latino for males and Latina for women.

Okay, I'm sorry, my bad I guess.

Now I'm being told I should be saying Latinx for everyone. Gender neutral and all that.

My thoughts... Just shut the fuck already, just shut the fuck up. I'm tired of your stupid gender games. That's what it is right? It's a game to trip up the pleasant white guy who means no harm. Constantly tell me I'm making a mistake and it's offensive and you demand an apology.

Well fuck you I'm done with your stupid games. If you ever again tell me to call you a certain way because of gender issues, I'm going to call you asshole. That's gender neutral isn't it?

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Pregnant friends. I get it. You are having a baby. Congratulations.

But if that's all you talk about for 9 months, you are insufferable to the rest of us. Please stop talking about it. There is more to the world than you having a baby.

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My ass is nice and fat!

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My husband and I have always enjoyed following and watching news and current events on TV. Lately, though, I am finding it difficult to be constantly exposed to (bombarded with) this type of television, given the current political climate in the U.S. and around the world. It simply hurts too much. My husband insists on having political news and commentary on from essentially the moment we arrive home from work until we go to bed, and then again first thing in the morning with breakfast. When I protest, he argues that he shouldn't have to turn something off just because I don't like it, and that I need to either learn to deal with it or leave the room. Am I being unreasonable to expect him to be more sensitive to how this affects me, particularly in my own home, and turn off the TV? I should note that we live in a one-bedroom condo, so "leaving the room" isn't much of an escape. I am considering divorce. Its out of control.

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I'd be surprised if I survive this year without killing myself.

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Hmm, should I get Ass Implants

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I have no way of proving this, but I’ve always been convinced of two things in my future.

1. I will not be able to conceive a child. My husband and I will adopt.

2. I will be a young widow.

I’ve had these thoughts since well before I even knew my husband or even considered having a child. Well before I even knew that a child and a marriage were things that I wanted.

Now that I’m close to thirty, I can see these things coming to fruition. My cycle is abnormally long. It’s regularly 40+ days instead of 28. Fertility testing is on the horizon. My husband is becoming more stressed and unhealthy by the day. He has the health of someone ten or fifteen years older than he is. No matter how I try to help, I see him fading. He will burn out before I do.

I want to be wrong. The fact that I might not be has me feeling scared and sad.

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Tennis is such a weird sport on the local level. It's all about who can spend the most money on clothing and a fancy club. It has very little to do with athleticism and playing the game.

Show me someone who says she is into tennis and I'll show you someone I immediately dislike.

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well, now I know where you've been the past two months. jail. and for what? possession, weed, awesome. you really fucked up.so many emotions. anger, disappointment, sadness, relief that you're not dead. i hate how hard I fell for you and then you do something so fucking stupid. why do i always fall for the wrong guy?!?!?!?!

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I'm a very smart person, just dumb with my heart.

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I wish they'd bring back The Sopranos. Guess it's not possible anymore. Greatest show ever.

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I'm going to die in the year 2039. I know because I keep seeing the number everywhere. It is a street address on the news. It is part of the serial number on my PC. It is in a phone number of a friend. God is sending me a very loud message.

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Whenever I see a woman with a nice ass I wonder if she enjoys anal sex.

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Toilets should have a vent system built into the bowl that sucks air INTO the unit so no gases get out. Why hasn't this been done already?

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I learned all I need to know when the liberals in Seattle balked at helping their own homeless.

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I don't know if this really a secret. It's more of a secret question that I would love to ask but could never.Why is it ok to have a NAACP? or black colleges, or black colleges or black clubs? or black studies? Wouldn't there be a riot if there was a NAAWP? or white colleges? or white clubs? or white studies? I treat everyone exactly the same. After all aren't we all the same?

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I played Fortnight for 17 hours yesterday.

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People can say premonitions are just really good cases of luck, but I remember very clearly a few premonitions from when I was a child. These were times where I had a dream, remembered the dream, and then saw exactly what I dreamed a few days later

I was 3 years old for the first one. I dreamed I was next to a building. I could see in detail all the bricks, the windows, the doors, the specific type of fence next to it. It all had this electric blue hue to it. I woke up and remembered the dream. A few days later I was with my mom and we walked up to exactly the same building. I was standing in the same perspective as in the dream, with the fence, same I thought to myself, "Oh, there's the building from my dream a few days ago!" It was no big deal, no shock, because I was 3 and didn't know that wasn't supposed to happen. I remember the building both in the dream and in reality.

When I was 7 I had a dream about a man. Saw him very clearly. In the dream we introduced ourselves. The next day, there he was. He asked me my name and I replied, "Don't you remember?"

Throughout my life I get these random thoughts popping into my head. Then the exact thing I thought of will happen a few days or a few hours later. My husband has noticed this happening. I'll say something random to him, and it'll happen. He has even started saying, "I wonder if that's going to come true."

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It's hard to describe just how much I lie, but I do know that I've been like this since childhood. When I was little, lying would get me attention even if I got caught, and sometimes it saved me from getting in trouble. In my teens and young adult years, lying to peers boosted my low self-esteem and self-image, and lying to myself helped me get past some particular emotional hurdles. Now I'm in my twenties, and I'm doing it to strangers just for the heck of it, and to prospective employers just so I don't sound like a wastrel. There are certain people that I can't lie to at all, namely my boyfriend and usually my parents and family.

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Wondering how things turned out with your straight girlfriend with all the same answers.Go ahead - reach out. It's been a long time and I'm certain we have both gotten over it by now.