Man, if I spent a half a million dollars US of someone else's money on a baseball team, you bet your ass I'd wear the uniform, and sit in the dugout anytime I felt like it. And if I could convince the trainer I was the reincarnation of a recently deceased teammate, all the better.

Markie Mark is day-to-day. Expected back in October for the postseason. I guess that just leaves us with the Bernadina-Harris-Guzman platoon in right field. I guess we'll just have to suck on it and like it.

I usually get to games really early, 5 o'clock or so. Good think I didn't go tonight. Had I seen this, I would have probably hurt myself laughing. And booing.

I have seen him play the outfield during BP on numerous occassions. Bowden and his kids did too, when they were here. To me, it's bush league - if you want to sit in the dugout fine but to play the field during BP? I cannot believe any other owner in MLB does that.