So, I met this guy named wolfie(tm) on a server. Not the kason juryduty wolfie, no thars a second one. So he told me to go to www.omegle.com and Have fun. Im like....wut...So I go there, and Unleashed my inner troll. Theese, are the results.

You and the stranger both like horses.

Stranger: hey

You: anus hair.

Stranger: ?

You: hair

You: in

You: the anus.

You: therfore anus hair.

Stranger: why?

You: Because if you tried to shave it you would cut your shit pipe

You: and bleed bloody shit.

You: so it's permanent.

Stranger: m or f?

You: q.

Stranger: wht?

You: HEALLLPP! IM TALKING TO A RETARD ON OMEGLE! HE DOSN'T UNDERSTAND POLITICS!

You: HELLLLLLP

Stranger: im a chick

You: So you lay eggs?

You: Wait

You: chickens lay eggs

You: not chicks

You: well

You: Im a duck

You: So

You: fu and your pointed beaks.

You: nigger.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: dom or sub? male or female? age?

You: F

Stranger: and the rest?

You: Oh

You: yeah

You: F

You: a

You: g

You: g

You: o

You: t

You: .

Stranger: ah a troll who think he is funny

You: ah a horny 16 year old too young to get on to porntube

Stranger: you are the only faggot here sorry to let you know that

You: It looks like we've got a...*Puts on sunglasses* Faggot in denial...YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Stranger: you are 14 with a small dick, your fathers fucks you every night in your ass and you cry

You: Oh no

You: u hurt my feelings

You: wahhhh

You: im gunn die

You: *Dies*

Stranger: i hope you die at ballscancer

You: Want to crossbreed pubes?

You: We can make a hyrbrid pube

You: and solve pelvic cancer

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello

Stranger: hi

You: Asl?

Stranger: 42m aus

Stranger: you ?

You: 42m aus...uhh...sorry I don't know that one

You: Asl. American sign language.

You: Can you do it?

You: Or can you do it.

Stranger: what are you on

You: vitamin gummy bears.

You: Thereeeee GREAT! We are flinstones!

You: Mighty flin stones!

Stranger: idiot

You: Id

You: idi

You: ot

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

You: hallo

Stranger: asl?

You: Anal Sauce Licker?

You: Whats that.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You and the stranger both like BDSM.

You: Big Dick Size Matters. We support the size of animalz penis's. Were friends with PEDA

You: wanna join?

Stranger: What?

You: Its quite simple really

You: The larger animals penis's are

You: the more they impregnate other animals

You: and the more animals the world as

You: Which we can then enslave in large hamster balls

You: and create energy

You: for the world.

You: u in?

Stranger: Sure

You: Ok

You: Ill need your social securty number, the amount of pubic hairs on your body, what kind of shampoo you use, and the name of your second to the farthest left toenail on your right foot.

You: Then we can sign you up.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: i am male 28

You: Your the 28th male on the planet? Damn, your old

You: You must be very crusty.

Stranger: crusty?

You: Crusty indeed.

You: Wrinkly

You: Your probably like

You: a walking albino raisin

You: Unless your black.

You: Then your a chocolate dipped raisin.

Stranger: well

Stranger: your a male?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello, m dom here looking for a f sub for long term realtionship

You: If your looking for a female submarine, go back in time, fuck the beatles in the ass, and impregnate their yellow submarine.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im 112 m

You: I shet!

Stranger: and I live in burger king

You: I lunch missre at ur country!

You: Oh wait

You: it fall down

You: I cant get missle up

You: just rike

You: penis.

You: ser...

You: u south korea?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi

Stranger: Hello.

You: asl?

Stranger: Male, 19

You: Nonono I mean, Asl, like, Anal Shit Lolipop.

You: You want one?

You: Is good 4 u.

Stranger: No~

You: Lick anal shit.

You: Yum yum.

You: Can you get to the center?

You: Inside the center is the fetus

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hi

You: hi

Stranger: 20 submale, looking for femdom roleplay

You: submale

You: lolwat

You: so your a nigger?

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: I am nigerian

You: Im a 97 year old north korean lady

You: can u handle that?

Stranger: Nice

Stranger: Totally

You: *Stands on the bed* OHHHH MYYY SO NAUGTYYYY

Stranger: Lay it on me

You: *Runs you over with a truck*

You: Like that?

You: Knew u couldnt handle it

You: hit disconnect

You: PUZZEH!

You: DO IT

You: UR SCARED OF OLD LADY

You: RUN

You: RUUUUN

You: MY ARTHRITUS FINGERS TYPE LIKE THE WIND

You: FUCKING RUNNNNNYour Conversational Partner has disconnected.

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_________________Making fun of hitler, since I have nothing better to do since like...2003.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: heyYou: Hey wanna hear something sexyStranger: YeahYou: So you see your crush coming to you butt naked rightStranger: u have facebookYou: So he/she comes next to you butt naked,and yeahStranger: Hot shitYou: kYou: She sits on you where you cant move rubbing against youStranger: Fucking niceYou: Her butt is on you and its rubbing against youYou: You realize!You: You're a toiletStranger has left the chat.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: HiStranger: hiYou: supStranger: Nothin much u?You: Bored, So I came on here.Stranger: same reason im on hereYou: Sooo....You: What now?Stranger: idk how old r uYou: 27Stranger: wow im only 15You: Ha... Young ones. Tell me, How is it there?Stranger: well the economy sucks and everyones broke. Lol Broke AmericansYou: lolYou: I'm surprised with this conversation so far.Stranger: i guess i am too You: Most people on here are horny kids looking to masturbate since they can't go outside and find someone to love, So they come on here and ask a random stranger to cyber with them. I don't understand the new generation on this planet, I got it all the way when I was 15.Stranger: Yeah i guess there isnt much of my kind. everyone on this are like that. i just got bored and wanted to talk to someone new. no harm no foulYou: I mean, I'm not complaining about it on here. It's the whole fucking internet. It was made to distract the more retarded from the real world so we don't have to deal with their shit. But some of them are smart and stay off the internet and spread their disease of retardation on the smart and better people.You: But there are some decent people on the internet, For example: You.Stranger: Thanks , and thats so true. i dont even do anything on the internet really because of sll these retsrded pervish people. If they need sex that badly they can go pay a hooker. But i still manage to find one or two people i can actually hold a conversation with. Like YouYou: Yes. I would like to see the internet without: 4chan, Facebook, etc. Then truly there could be more like us. But our kind takes cover in the small and UN-popular edge of cyberspace.You: I find some of them on Steam.Stranger: Steam is a social network ?You: Half gaming platform, Half socialYou: Well technicallyYou: Its ALL socialStranger: Oh. cool i will look into thatYou: Yeah, It's nice.Stranger: So have you finished college or are you in college ?You: I haven't really planned it all out yet, It's a very intense choice once you get to it.Stranger: I bet, i have to start now and i have a couple years leftStranger: till collegeYou: Yeah man, High school was the best.Stranger: My first year was Great, but in so ready for the restYou: I had trouble with all the classes and getting there in time since they were like so spaced out and I wasn't aloud to run in the halls. lolYou: But other than that It was great.Stranger: I hope i dont have that problem three weeks from now. Above all its pretty coolStranger: For spirit week i am dressing up as the Sundrop Girl from the commercial so thats gonna be hilarious You: HahahaStranger: I found the sundrop tshirt with i was getting groceries at walmartwith my mother and i just thought that would be so funny You: lolStranger: Well, 27 year old i must leave to go shopping for school so i leave you with this.. God bless and have a wonderful Day/Life... By the way My name is Mallory Stranger: i enjoyed our chat Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(As you can see, I started out with lying about my age n' shit. Then once I realized he wasn't going to be pervish I was like "Neat." and held conversation/lie.)

Stranger: HiiYou: IhYou: iH*You: .yrroS.You: ?puSStranger: GinhtonYou: eidoog, hoStranger: Why do you type backwards?You: BecauseYou: Its backwards omeglingYou: dayStranger: Its hard >.< You: I started to mess upStranger: Haha You: You: SoooooStranger: SooYou: dickbutt?Stranger: Uhm, what ? You: 4Chan.Stranger: OohYou: u 9gag or 4chan?Stranger: Neither You: Can't be neither, Either 4chan like the rest of the internet or 9gag like all the faglets.Stranger: Bu that's the thing, I don't go on any of those sites.Stranger: I used to go on reddit though.You: Eh, We all have our opinionsauce.Stranger: I guess so You: Yar.You: <.>Stranger: Welp. I must goYou: Goodbye mister freeman.Stranger: Ms.You: When did you get a wife?Stranger: I'm a girl You: God damn it Gordon, Not again -_-You: I told you to stop talking to breen. Damn it.You: He convinced you again didn't he?You: FMLStranger: Http://littleface6.tumblr.comYou: derpaStranger: Derpy You: I want to derp your derpy with my derpa using a herpa durpStranger: Herp :/You: Nerp.You: Ermahgerd!You: Mershed perterters!Stranger: I'm gonna leave nowStranger: Byee!!