Drop out of school before your mind rots from exposure to our mediocre educational system.
Forget about the Senior Prom and go to the library and educate yourself if you've got any
guts.Frank Zappa

Government is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.Frank Zappa

I've smoked ten marijuana cigarettes in my life. And they've given me a sore throat, a
headache, and made me sleepy. I can't understand why anyone would wanna use the stuff.
It seems such an impractical pastime as you can get sent to jail for it.Frank Zappa

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive
adulation for being good parents because they have a tame child-creature in their house.Frank Zappa

Work is the only reason I leave home. I'm not a tourist. I don't travel for pleasure. I don't
take vacations. I only leave the house when I have something to do.Frank Zappa

It is probably more natural to perform sex with a sea urchin than to be interviewed.Frank Zappa

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.Frank Zappa

The biggest threat to America today is not Communism. It's the turning of this country into a
Fascist Theocracy and everything that's happened during the Reagan Administration has put
us right down that pipe!Frank Zappa

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.Frank Zappa