Leaky Eye Syndrome or LES n. (Leekey AYE Sin-Droom) - The affliction that all PTers get when they read about another pet or PTers
triumphs or tragedies.

MAD or Meowmie Anxiety Disorder - a temporary condition that affects hoomans usually brought on by whitecoat visits and especially if kitty is losing his Batonga Wongas (see 'Bits'). It usually goes away when kitty is safe at home again.

making bread or making biscuits - that cute kneading motion the kitties make with their paws when they are contented

NASCAR cat or NASCAT- Instead of single pass in the home this is a series of passes or laps made during the cleanup of a house. Often ends with a yellow flag caution
when household objects fall onto the track. *See FLYBY

Nibblets: kitty love bites as Pee Wee loves to give on your nose or chin or cheek. Amber also loves to give these on your ankles or hands and arms!

one eye salute - that's when they get up in your face, giving you lots of love and kisses and head bumps and suddenly present the other end, tail raised to attention, for close inspection. You just got the one-eye salute

Parade Float Kitty - see meatloaf

PawPaw - daddy to the kitties

pee biscuits - clump of pee in the catbox

PILEOCATS when they all get together

pip-flip - jumping and flipping off the wall.

plush - see fluffy

poo log, poo pancake - various forms of poo, 'cakes are not good

*Poof* - when a kitty is compassionately disappears into the night, a magic act of rescue for neglected and needy kitties.

Port-o-prison -- for transport to white coats, groomers, or other traumatic locations

Power Ricochet: When a cat starts off at the end of the hallway, speeds to the living room, bounces off a couch or chair and beans you in the head with his body (sometimes with claws)! Also known as Kitty Wake-Up Call and What the H**L?! *see catfit

pretzel kitty - any one of numerous postures that would send a hooman to the chiropractor

projectile pee - when you can hear the pee hit the side of the box and trickle down. Eeeeeewwwwwww.....

PT'er - an addiction, quite harmless, you probably are one if you are reading this, go huff your furrkid

purrgasmic - a blissfully purring kitty

purrno - see RedHedd about this one

PYRO MANI CAT: Cats mesmerized by movement of flame: Or those that like to Play with Fire.

RB or Rainbow Bridge - where our kitties go to wait for us when they are done on earth

scritches - essentially a scratch - but obviously better because it must also scratch an itch and feels SOOO good to kitty

squeak freak - episode of completely losing it and racing around the house at top speed. (similar to ape s**t above) but involves a loud squeaking noise, I believe. also see * below

tea-cozy: similar to meatloaf pose, but on the kitchen counter where one would have a tea cozy cover for your tea pot!

telescope kitty - kitty stretches l o n g - usually for a treat!

tits-up - that's when they are lying upside down with full belly exposed

Thousand Yard Stare-Noun- (tho-sand yard stayr) The look your cats give you when they come back from the white coats.

toe jammin' - same as toe crunching. Basically working on that toe jam between the toes!

tortitude - what tortie cats have an extra dose of cattitude

tortellini - the round curled up posture my cats cannot do because they are too fluffy

toothrubs - when kitty rubs his cheeks on you to mark and you get jabbed by a tooth!

tootsie rolls - those little rolls you scoop up from the litter box every day .. AKA *Sausages*

Toy Hog - any kitty that hogs toys and keeps them all for him/herself

Treat Scream-verb (treet skream) Any vocalizations made by a spoiled cat demanding a treat.

Turkey Toes-noun-(Tuhr-kee Tohs)- stretched out toesies - ready for a good washing or show of pleasure as in biscuit making

velcro kitty - lovey-dovey attached kitty - often when the hooman has been gone awhile

War and Peace: Cat edition - starting a thread about the cat intending for it to be a sentence, maybe two and ending up writing a novel

Webbing - a cat whose primary job is to eat all the spider webs around the house.

What the H**L - see Power Ricochet

Whinusitis: the groveling, high-pitched wailing "WAAAAA" sound that comes from certain Pters who insist on having their wishes granted!!!

white coats - vet

wideload - rear view of a plush meatloaf

yoda ears - aka airplane ears - those funny pulled back ears that show kitty is NOT very happy!

*catfit - this one seems to have many variations. collectively, it involves an episode of completely losing it and racing through rooms at top speed for no apparent reason, often a group activity in multiple kitty homes. It is aka storm of the Mongole hordes, thunder paws, couch-cat pinball, nine-o'clock crazies, herd of turtles, Random Cat Outburst (RCO), Matrix moves, kitty wake up call, what the h**l?, cat sailing, thundering herd of cat, squeak freak, flyby, flying fluffies, and going ape s**t.

NASCAR cat or NASCAT- Instead of single pass in the home this is a series of passes or laps made during the cleanup of a house. Often ends with a yellow flag caution
when household objects fall onto the track. *See FLYBY

Nibblets: kitty love bites as Pee Wee loves to give on your nose or chin or cheek. Amber also loves to give these on your ankles or hands and arms!

one eye salute - that's when they get up in your face, giving you lots of love and kisses and head bumps and suddenly present the other end, tail raised to attention, for close inspection. You just got the one-eye salute

Parade Float Kitty - see meatloaf

PawPaw - daddy to the kitties

pee biscuits - clump of pee in the catbox

pip-flip - jumping and flipping off the wall.

plush - see fluffy

poo log, poo pancake - various forms of poo, 'cakes are not good

*Poof* - when a kitty is compassionately disappears into the night, a magic act of rescue for neglected and needy kitties.

Port-o-prison -- for transport to white coats, groomers, or other traumatic locations

Power Ricochet: When a cat starts off at the end of the hallway, speeds to the living room, bounces off a couch or chair and beans you in the head with his body (sometimes with claws)! Also known as Kitty Wake-Up Call and What the H**L?! *see catfit

pretzel kitty - any one of numerous postures that would send a hooman to the chiropractor

projectile pee - when you can hear the pee hit the side of the box and trickle down. Eeeeeewwwwwww.....

PT'er - an addiction, quite harmless, you probably are one if you are reading this, go huff your furrkid

purrgasmic - a blissfully purring kitty

purrno - see RedHedd about this one

RB or Rainbow Bridge - where our kitties go to wait for us when they are done on earth

Rodent Alert: This is the high-pitched wailing sounds in the middle of the night when your kitty finds and "catches" one of his toy micies and brings them to your bedroom!!!

royal sceptre - posture where kitty extends one paw like a staff to be adored and kissed, as in "extending the royal sceptre", aka "the Elvis"

schmoozle - To put one's face on/in a fluffy cat belly

scooterbug - little baby kitties scooting around!!

scritches - essentially a scratch - but obviously better because it must also scratch an itch and feels SOOO good to kitty

squeak freak - episode of completely losing it and racing around the house at top speed. (similar to ape s**t above) but involves a loud squeaking noise, I believe. also see * below

tea-cozy: similar to meatloaf pose, but on the kitchen counter where one would have a tea cozy cover for your tea pot!

telescope kitty - kitty stretches l o n g - usually for a treat!

tits-up - that's when they are lying upside down with full belly exposed

toe jammin' - same as toe crunching. Basically working on that toe jam between the toes!

tortitude - what tortie cats have an extra dose of cattitude

tortellini - the round curled up posture my cats cannot do because they are too fluffy

toothrubs - when kitty rubs his cheeks on you to mark and you get jabbed by a tooth!

tootsie rolls - those little rolls you scoop up from the litter box every day

Toy Hog - any kitty that hogs toys and keeps them all for him/herself

velcro kitty - lovey-dovey attached kitty - often when the hooman has been gone awhile

War and Peace: Cat edition - starting a thread about the cat intending for it to be a sentence, maybe two and ending up writing a novel

Webbing - a cat whose primary job is to eat all the spider webs around the house.

What the H**L - see Power Ricochet

Whinusitis: the groveling, high-pitched wailing "WAAAAA" sound that comes from certain Pters who insist on having their wishes granted!!!

white coats - vet

wideload - rear view of a plush meatloaf

yoda ears - aka airplane ears - those funny pulled back ears that show kitty is NOT very happy!

*catfit - this one seems to have many variations. collectively, it involves an episode of completely losing it and racing through rooms at top speed for no apparent reason, often a group activity in multiple kitty homes. It is aka storm of the Mongole hordes, thunder paws, couch-cat pinball, nine-o'clock crazies, herd of turtles, Random Cat Outburst (RCO), Matrix moves, kitty wake up call, what the h**l?, cat sailing, thundering herd of cat, squeak freak, flyby, flying fluffies, and going ape s**t.

The secret of life is nothing at all
-faith hill

I'm just an animal looking for a home
and share the same space for a minute or two
and you love me 'til my heart stops....
-talking heads