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Haha! What an awesome mystery stain. Seriously, I am ALWAYS throwing clothes away because of weird stains from the children.

I think black is a great thing. Sometimes, I wonder why I buy anything else. Like this red shirt I have- WHY?????????? Why would I wear that? It still looks brand new. It makes me feel like a fat valentine.

We've been out of work enough time now to have a newborn in a couple of weeks. Sometimes, I wish I was getting a baby instead of WHO KNOWS WHAT THE HELL WE ARE GOING TO DO. You know, babies are more exciting.

HA! I'm sorry you have hemmies. That can't be fun. And I'm also sorry you experienced a greasy butt stain. That's always what I imagine happens to the poor people who use Ally. You know, that weight loss drug that warns of grease leeching out of your butt!? Gah, I can't people still use that crap! The COMMERCIAL that WANTS you to buy this stuff WARNS you that you will have DIARRHEA that looks like the orange fat on GROUND BEEF, and that SOMETIMES it will just kinda SEEP out!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?

Well, you know what they say: Black is slimming. And it is. Some people embrace their pregnant curves and others are a little more self consious about them (myself included in the latter group). But whatever it is, you look great in black. Go with it. And lay off the greasy bum cream.

I love it! I love it so much that you have made my already crappy day- just a little bit better. Why are your skirts stories the only thing that can cheer me up? Thank you! Brown-white skirts, greasy- brown shirts, I think you should stick to black.

there's this aerosol spray Shout stain remover specifically for greasy stains that I've had success with--not on peppermint bumcrack stains, but other greasy stuff. try that next time your juicy buns leave a stain.

i wish i had a moo moo. i need one. one of those cute mexican ones that mother used to have in her closet. Enos' mom has one that i wanna steal.. it's so fricken CUTE!! anyway.. wearing black is just a part of the hating your body thing, i think. you'll be reborn into colors once the baby is all done baking. hurry up A!!!!

im all about the black! i think the pic of you visiting amber at home is totally cute! and the pic of you visiting 2 girls in utah - the girls hair on the far right is effing uh-dora-bull! i want a peppermint butt too (minus the hemis)!!!

i wish i could wear black. one time, in HS i had SEVERE psoriasis (which also produces severe dandruff)...i remember being teased...so much so, that to this day...I refuse to wear dark colors in case a flake of dandruff were to fall. i'm scarred i tell you! but, you look awesome no matter what color you wear.