Pranks are little jokes that we play on the people we know and love. Here you will find a huge collection of
funny real life, computer or online pranks. The key to successful funny pranks is to ruffle your victim's
feathers without making them too angry or frightened. If you do them right, they could make both of you laugh
until milk is shooting out of your noses!

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Vehicle Pranks

* Place an old beat up vehicle near the entrance to a school building. Remove the wheels and fill it with cement. Nearly impossible to remove.* Cut an old wreck in half and weld it together around a flagpole.* Dissassemble an old car and reassemble it on top of a building or in the main lobby of the building.* Block off a major road using traffic cones or barrels.* Get some of the jacks used for moving cars around car lots and move all the cars in a lot so that they are about 3 inches apart and impossible to get into or move.* Fill someone's car or truck top to bottom with snow. (You'll need a shovel most likely)* Place a dead fish in an area of the engine that is hard to get to and that will get hot. Jammed under the radiator is just about perfect. After a couple of days the smell just becomes unbearable.* Jack up a persons car so the wheels are just barely off the ground, but not enough to be noticable.

Pyrotechnical Pranks

* Burn a hole in someone's newly paved asphalt driveway using thermite.* Place industrial strength smoke grenades (the sort that will fill up entire buildings) in obscure places in a public building. Also good in someone's car or truck.* Make some Amonium Tri-iodide. Be creative.

Sleeping Pranks

* Fasten someone to their bed with numerous bungi cords.* Put coathangers between the matress and the sheet.* Get lots of cheap alarm clocks and set them to go off at 3:00am and every 20 minutes thereafter. Hide them well.* Bury someone several feet deep in wet unrolled toilet paper.* Pour "cyalume" (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every holoween) on someone then wake them and say, "Dude, you're glowing" and watch them panic.* Place the sleeping person's hand in a bowl of lukewarm water. Will fequently cause bed wetting.* Shave parts of a person while they are passed out drunk. Be creative. Do things such as half a mustache, one eyebrow, etc.* Draw in permenant marker all sorts of messages on the skin of a person who has passed out drunk. Messages should include things like "[insert name of another person you dislike] was here" with a big arrow pointing to the person's rear end.* Smear a person's body with Nair or other hair removal substance. Works great on hairy italian guys.* Print a message in lipstick on someone's chest. (such as "Thank You") Works best after a night where they really got drunk and may not remember what they were doing the night before.* Sprinkle Sand or Jello Mix or the like in the person's bed.

Appliance Pranks

* Wrap an *extremely* fine gauge wire several turns around each prong of the power cord of some plug in appliance with a single strand going between the two prongs. The current coming out of a wall is sufficent that the wire will instantly and completely vaporize the wire and will result in a startling flash. This one leaves no evidence and will make the person terrified to plug the appliance back in. WARNING: this is VERY dangerous if too large a gauge of wire is used.* Purchase a "universal TV remote" from a place like Radio Shack. When walking by public TVs, such as those in a dorm lounge, change the channel without giving anyone any idea you are doing it.* Take a transciever like the ones ham radio operators use (3 watts or more is good) and push transmit while near a TV. Will have the effect of semi-scrambling whatever is showing. Them more powerful the transceiver, the more the TV signal gets messed up. This does work on cable TV.* Leave toothpast on the underside of light switches and doorknobs.* Use appliance timers to detonate stereo equipment at high volume.* Leave a copier to print 99 copies at 33% resolution on 8x14 paper.* Leave someone's furniture in a 99% disassembled state. Repeat as necissary.

Phone Pranks

* Coat the reciever of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.* Utilizing threeway calling, call two people you don't know and start a confused conversation that goes like, "who is this?", "Who is *this*?", "Why did you call me?", "Call you? You called me!"...* Glue the victim's reciever down, and then start making lots of calls to the victim.* Call in pledges to your local public TV station in the victim's name. Be generous. Other charities work as well.* Switch on the intercom as tell the victim that the "person on the other end wants to talk to you". You'll hear them going "Hello? Hellooo?"...