The Mindset of a Champion

October 23, 2018

Sarah Silverman is the best kind of friend

Louis CK is back on the road as a standup, and I guess Sarah Silverman figured it might help him get his career together if she revealed that she used to let him rub one out in front of her.

Admittedly, I'm jealous.

I'd rub one out in front of Sarah Silverman even now that her body isn't good anymore, let alone back when CK was at the height of his "activity," when she was hot as MFN fish grease, and half as smelly.

On Howard Stern yesterday, she said that he would ask if he could "do his thing," and she was more than happy to oblige. But this was different, because he wasn't as famous then, and hence had no power over her career.

The incident involving the two obscure female comedians whose careers were supposedly ruined was also nominally consensual, but I guess his standup career had already begun to pick up steam at that point?

I heard that the real issue was that they wanted to discuss it in their own standup sets, and CK's people told them not to, or else. CK never actually blackballed them, and arguably, it wasn't such an unreasonable request, no?

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Louis CK is back on the road as a standup, and I guess Sarah Silverman figured it might help him get his career together if she revealed that she used to let him rub one out in front of her.

Admittedly, I'm jealous.

I'd rub one out in front of Sarah Silverman even now that her body isn't good anymore, let alone back when CK was at the height of his "activity," when she was hot as MFN fish grease, and half as smelly.

On Howard Stern yesterday, she said that he would ask if he could "do his thing," and she was more than happy to oblige. But this was different, because he wasn't as famous then, and hence had no power over her career.

The incident involving the two obscure female comedians whose careers were supposedly ruined was also nominally consensual, but I guess his standup career had already begun to pick up steam at that point?

I heard that the real issue was that they wanted to discuss it in their own standup sets, and CK's people told them not to, or else. CK never actually blackballed them, and arguably, it wasn't such an unreasonable request, no?