"I had a great childhood and I'm experiencing a lot of fame right now," Schumer says — put that on my tombstone — before launching into a drum solo that leaves a little to be desired. Basically, she plays drums like I played drums on Rock Band: extremely poorly.

Schumer even brings god into the equation, which either says a lot about god or about Schumer's relationship with her.

Normally we wouldn't be behind taping a comedian's performance without permission, but this is too good to pass up. It's not like Schumer will be releasing a drum-comedy album and was working out some new material. Although, to be clear, we would absolutely buy a drum-comedy album from Amy Schumer. It would definitely be better, or at least different, than all the sad indie boys playing guitar and telling twee jokes. Maybe she just invented a new genre of comedy. Only time will tell.