I've pinched this idea from Adam and Joe's blog because some of the suggestions really made me laugh and I wondered what the inventive people from the discussion board would come up with.

Come up with an original name for a paint colour, or even your own range of colours eg here's my Bart Industry Range for the home and office:

Poop Deck BrownGyant Lolly (a sort of off pink) - and then you could say: 'It could do with a lick of Gyant LollyCalico Jack BlackMother of Earl (similar to Mother of Pearl but darker)Gordon BrownSpanyard's Gizzards (red)Global Warming Orange