He may be 4th-round talent, but he's the 2nd-round pick we're refusing to ship to Miami for Surtain.
You don't want to confuse Carl, do you? In order to be thorough, he instructs our scouts to only look at the bottom 500 players. After all, he can just look at Mel Kipers column to fill in the blanks.

Anybody want to be that someone who can run 4.38 has absolutely no blocking talent. That's perfect for us. After all, Omar Easy is on the cusp of demanding a huge contract just in time for us to need his talents. How many teams can say the have a FB who is not embarrassed to get totally flattened by a CB?