The following is a real trailer for a real documentary called "They're Coming to Your Town," evidence of unbelievably absurd propaganda that purports that The Gays are taking over the United States..."one city at a time!" Watch:

What is this Gay Agenda that people keep talking about? I never got the agenda. I want the agenda. I mean, I'm all for overrunning small-town America and spreading the scourge of homosexuality up and down virginal streets, but I can't help do that if I don't get my hands on that goddamn agenda!

[Thanks to The Constantly Dramatic One at Dramatic Musings for sending me this.]