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Zombie Outbreak in Texas!!!

Hail Survivors!

I recently received a very grave -no pun intended- warning from Survivor Miles who I believe may be located in or near Texas. Survivor Miles recently survived a vicious zombie attack, armed with only his wits and hedge clippers. His parents unfortunately were not so lucky.

Batten the hatches Survivors, it’s Black Friday. Are you ready for the Mallocalypse?

If you haven’t barricaded yourself in the basement with some leftover bird, take a minute to review your Black Friday Zombie (BFZ) survival skills. Remember these three tips today and in the seasonal shopping crush to come survivors, […]

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Oh the mall, the mall, THE MALL. The sales, the bells, the Christmas trees, the shambling horde of festive zombies. This year may be the most dangerous shopping season ever, with new reports of canny zombies disguising themselves as your friendly neighborhood mall Santa. That’s right, zombie Santas appearing at malls around the world.