This weekend: The return of Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (shake your head at Jar Jar Binks in 3D), Denzel reprises the role of the baddie for Safe House, Woody Harrelson is the worst as one of LAPD’s finest in Rampart and try to remember your promise with The Vow.

Okay, George Lucas: get your act together. The second Star Wars trilogy was bad enough, but now the Hollywood Reporter is saying that Lucas’ next project is an as-yet-untitled fully CGI animated musical… about fairies.

You know, I have much love for the original Star Wars trilogy – they really set the bar for what we expect in a sci-fi action movie, and even though they look a little cheesy and dated now, they still kick ass on the prequels in just about every way…