Hey gang! As mentioned in the February 28th Rothland Tribune, whenever I'm stumped for a caption, I'll be asking you the readers to submit caption ideas to me! If I like your idea (or one of your ideas, if you wanna submit multiple ideas to me), I will give props to you here in this thread (unless you'd rather remain anonymous, of course!). But thanks in advance to all those who submit captions to me. Your help will be muchly appreciated, I promise!

First off, I'm happy to report that you people are not making it easy for me to pick captions for my strips. For every caption I've chosen, there are at least a half a dozen or more that I had to reject, and with much regret. A big thanks to everyone for sending me caption ideas over the past week. *spreads hands as far as they will go* Your help is appreciated THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS much!!!

With that in mind, here are the fine folks I need to thank for the past week's batch of captions....

2/26 - Flutts Step-on Oswold - inspired by Gene Wirchenko

2/28 - Ain't That A Kick In The Plants - Dave Aronson and Matthew Quirk both came up with this idea

play on movie titles:
"the mirror *yanked* (cracked)
"front view horror (rear-view mirror)
"wankers aweigh"
"OMG!! it picks up porn!"
"........would someone PLEASE put a BELL on that!!??"
"........whut??? not even a loin cloth??"
"one handed boredom in a mirrored boudoir"
"bruno gives GOOD mirror"
"bet Ambrose don't wanna pay for THAT part"
"smash, or keep a better grip?"
"a TRUE man gains a beat on the up-stroke".... ok THAT one is just WRONG!!! and i apologize in advance if there are any ladies present who might read it.....
"so THAT'S what squoddle is!"
- Daniel Winslow (aka cerberus)

Okay gang, since I got so much ground to cover, I'se gonna break this in to 2 posts: pre-Suna City, and Suna City! Here goes:

1/9

Poison IdeaSlim Chance of Success- Jason Gool

I'll Squoddle your soul -Diana Sakolsky

THE TOOTH BE TOLD - Steve Wright

Rots your teeth and your brain - Shawn Benjamin

Advanced Squoddle Eater (Drinker) - Kevin Petker

edentate bait - Phlip

Squoddle Classic""Diet Squoddle - same number of calories, but, who cares?""Lose that unwanted fat - between your ears."- David A. Rooney

And our winner:Diet Squoddle = Fat Head - Lou Johnson

1/11

Beauty is only skin deep but treachery goes right to the bone - robbo2

Pseudo Soul Stealing Soda Seller Seen - Affy

S'oul goodHe's behind you!- jordan carmichael

brew-no - Phlip

"On the CONtrary...""Peek-a-boo.- David A. Rooney

That’s what they always say before checkmate.Why you should never say something like that.He’s a villain he should know better.To anyone that saw that coming, what are tomorrows lottery numbers?- Dave L

The winner:He Soul'd Him Short - jordan carmichael

1/18

"Lets all hop on the Soul Train""Soul time on the Band Wagon""Sqouddle! Now with 20% more Sin!""Oh ye of little faith.... and soft drinks!"- jordan carmichael