Mass game distribution has created an atmosphere where 9-year-olds with with Angry Birds hats can get a COD-Themed system (likely their second or third) and call you awful names while they own your ass.

Correction: As Digg User schleufer pointed out, “it’s a Perry the Platypus Hat, from Phineas and Ferb. Not Angry Birds.” That is actually much, much better, as Perry is a stud.