Five new ways to tie a tie.

Laggin by tying: normal 2. While necktie. medium
known commonly as a Sissy Windsor'). on how much has you are than others.
3. may the wide and back through the A Repeat steps 2 and 3 four mar: alum,
main knot. This is known as a "Flush." or until yoursoul is adequately regal.
5. Unnecassary, attach a secondary ti: 6. Finally. feed the slight remainder of
with an simple square hum. your no through the back who knot.
7. Flaunt your magnificent, kingly ma ax any and all public .
The Lovecraft
A R 'lyeh Standard
Cl Farr
1. Summon a necktie from its slumber 2. an a, hang lookl.' upon your neck,
deep within the ofyour closet. like the pendelum of: clock .
3. Repeat steps on: and we mulitple 4. Reawaken as , the most
times, preferably whilst chanting. well -dressed owl an Elder Gods.
yhe Crossbow
Experts Only
1. Focus your chi (no more ) 2. Use the remainder to
on the task at hand. materialize a few bowties.
3. Assemble the no ifyou have any 4. Warning: Once an place, this tie can
chakras left. you should use chem now. never be removed.
The Practical
r the hungry professional
1. Scarr by tying a standard Shelby 2. Begin thinking about what you want
knot with can dimpling. for lunch.
3. Realize you' re far mo busy for a Full It Remember that they sometimes
meal, but still need to at something. have fruit: in the kitchen on Fridays.
5. Loosen the on your Shelby. 6. Put a banana in in
7. Enjoy a productive lunch,
The Constrictor
this ant involves a snake
1. Frankl: a snake.
2. Once , cross an
the head oval its rail and loop an through.
3. Be suns to keep eye contact with 4. not to break its spine,
your snakebite at all times. loop the from end around the knot.
5. Tie a loose co Gish. 6. Instill fear In the hearts nofriends
and enemies alike.