Thief Quiz

Heist Artist

71% Patience, 31% Athletics and 89% Compassion!

While other thieves consider themselves employees, or professionals, consider yourself an artist. While you don't always spend time planning before a job, it helps. The rest of your brilliance is in your improvisation during the job. Complicated plans seem to come to you on a whim and always work out. You see routes and possibilities instantly that would take most years to plan. Best of all, you can pull them off. You wouldn't trust many to follow your plans, and besides, you need to adapt and make new plans when things go wrong. If you want something done right, do it yourself. Bloodshed usually isn't necessary, and you feel thieves that leave a trail of bodies are unprofessional. It takes so little effort to spare lives, for you anyways.

"Ah, you don't see it? Pity. Well, have fun chasing shadows, I'm off to the castle treasury. I'll bring you back a trinket, amateur."

All possible test results

Though many think you brash or impatient, the truth is you're efficient. Sitting on a rooftop with a crossbow, waiting hours and hours for the perfect shot is not time-efficient. While oth... Read more

While many thieves look down on your tactics, they can't deny the results. You get the job done, often much more quickly than anyone thought possible. Most thieves who get jobs done as quickly as y... Read more

Though you don't spend much time planning, everything always seems to work out anyways. You're fit, tough, agile, and very lucky. Luck keeps you alive, though maybe it's karma. A lot of your kind a... Read more

Usually you don't bother with employers. Too restrictive. Most employers have all these rules: don't kill him, don't kill her, blah, blah, blah. Then they want their cut, or their item, or whatever... Read more

Cunning and brilliant, your plans baffle other thieves. You are constantly assessing probability and risks, taking chances that no one else dares to take. If a few petty lives have to be taken to a... Read more

While other thieves consider themselves employees, or professionals, consider yourself an artist. While you don't always spend time planning before a job, it helps. The rest of your brilliance is... Read more

Highly trained, fast and lethal, you are the perfect hired hand. No job is too tough or bloody. If a few bodies get in the way, they'll be cut down. Nothing can stop you, not rivers, not mountains,... Read more

You've been doing this job longer than most. Your training is years of experience and mistakes. Your weapon of choice is a clear head and calm soul, everything else is just a tool to accomplish you... Read more