Darren Aronofsky to Direct Robocop

The man behind Pi, Requiem for a Dream, and the Fountain has inked a deal with MGM to direct Robocop 4.

I’m picturing some really awesome scenes where a half man/half machine officer pawns his mom’s television to buy more heroin, creates an equation that eliminates all crime, drills a hole in his forehead, and travels to heaven on a tree. Sorry to ruin it for you. That is the entire movie. Market Watch has the scoop.