Skeeve & Skeeze

Leonardo DiCaprio hosted a fundraiser last night in Saint Tropez to raise money for his foundation. It’s a gala. And he still looks gross.

Many of Leo’s celebrity friends showed up to support him. Jared Leto was there. Bono performed (he owns an estate nearby) and so did Robin Thicke. Skeeve and Skeeze, together in the South of France, surrounded by models. At the same time, TMZ reported that Robin has decided to stop creeping his estranged wife Paula Patton and will no longer be publicly begging her to take him back. They’ve listed their house for sale.

Coincidence or conspiracy?

What would Leo do?

Leo would probably say your wife is over 25 years old. It’s time to retire her.