This is the 'Sheep Invaders' sweater from French clothing designer Monsieur Lacenaire in the style of Space Invaders. Except they're sheep, not aliens. The sweater costs €279 (~$370) but does NOT include the lumberjack beard or melancholy stare. Of course, if you're the kind of hipster that's gonna spend $370 on a video game sweater, you've probably already got those IN THE BAG. Also: an album from a band that doesn't even form until 2015. Cool bike bro, where's the gearshift?

Hit the jump for the cardigan version and a closeup.

Thanks to Patrick, who doesn't wear shirts because his muscles always rip them.