"There are countless horrible things happening all over the world and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible." -Auberon Waugh

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

No, Steve

No, no, no, no, NO (WARNING: imagery conjured up by this metaphor may lead to depression, seizures, nausea, heart failure or thoughts of suicide).

Aaargh!! Now I'll need the eye-bleach, and that's just for imagining The Hill "opening her kimono"If I actually saw her "opening her kimono" I would have to dig out my own eyeballs with a teaspoon!

"Open her kimono," BTW, is not an expression I've ever heard either, not even back in the '90s when the Internet was the new frontier. I think Steve Ratnner (whoever he is) is simply making it up as he goes along.