Baller Female Naval Officer Beats The Sh*t Out of Her Attempted Rapist

Makes you want to sign up for those kickboxing classes you've been meaning to take, doesn't it?

Back in January, a would-be rapist in Dubai had a stroke of bad luck when he chose one particular American woman as a potential rape victim, according to The Atlantic Wire. Fresh from a day of shopping, the 28-year-old woman boarded a bus, and the driver (who was drunk) took a "suspicious route" to a secluded area. She says: "I noticed he did not take the main road and when I asked him he told me not to worry."

After he pulled over, he turned around and began to assault her: Specifically, to "molest and bite" her body. When she struggled, he pulled out a knife.

That's when she kicked the sh*t out of him. Because she was an off-duty Navy sailor. Awesome.

The woman... knocked the knife from his grasp, broke it in two, bit his hand, wrestled him to the ground and put him in a stranglehold between her thighs. Having beaten him into submission, she left the bus and reported the incident to her commander.

The driver, who's Pakistani, is now on trial for attempted rape, threatening murder, assault and consuming alcohol illegally.