...so let me get this straight Dad, 20 years ago when that chick Goldilocks came for a visit, you had an affair with her and she is my real mother, now I understand why I don't look like my brother and sister...

BMW bike with side car....... 5,000.00
Assorted Stuffed bears........300.00
Used Bear costume that smells like pee......... 5.95
The ability to still embarrass the Crap out of your smart mouth punk A$& son..........Priceless