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Ask Good Game: questions from the Games Expo!

Luke: Is there going to be a portal 3 and what platform will it be on?

DARREN

Well Luke I certainly hope there will be! But unfortunately there hasn't been any announcement from the developers at Valve about if they're working on it. But considering how loved and successful the series is, I'd say chances are quite good there will be a Portal 3 at some point. It may be a few years before it comes out however so it would likely be available for PC's and next generation consoles.

BAJO

But that's just a guess, Valve could surprise us and be coming out next year for all we know!

DARREN

Highly unlikely Bajo but certainly not impossible! Now next question!

Angus: what games would you like to see on the wii u and why?

DARREN

Well Angus, besides the games that have already been announced I'd personally like to see a new Zelda game, a new 3D Mario game, a new Star Fox game, and lots and lots of singing games, preferably ones full of robots! Ahahah. As for why, well, because they'd likely all be amazing games and it would be the first time we'd see them in High definition! Ahahah, so many pixels. Next Question!

Jackson: where did you get your amazing singing voice?

DARREN

Ahaha, you're too kind Jackson. But my voice actually comes from my state of the art quantum vocal processing chip. It allows me to sing any song, in any key, with the largest range of any singer in the universe.

HEX

I think it might be malfunctioning then...

DARREN

Negative! Next question!

Will: Do you have any other relatives but mum-bot?

DARREN

Oh my yes Will, I have a large family! There's my famous pasta-chef Dad-bot, my adopted son DERP, then of course there's Gran-Bot and Pop-Bot, my cousins the Daleks, they're always fun to catch up with at Christmas, and then of course my race of robots are immortal so there's great-gran-bot and great-pop-bot and great-great gran bot and great great pop bot...

BAJO

Ok we get the picture DARREN. But I was thinking the other day, you know how you said you got your pasta scoop hands from your famous pasta chef dad-bot? Don't mum-bot and DERP have pasta-scoop hands too?

DARREN

Affirmative.

HEX

So does everyone in your race of robots have pasta-scoop hands?

DARREN

Affirmative. Next question!

Nicki: Why does Bowser keep kidnapping princess peach?

DARREN

Well Nicki, no one truly knows why, but my theory is that Bowser wants to kidnap Peach and force her to Marry him, which would make him the Prince of the Mushroom kingdom!

HEX

Hey DARREN, if Peach is the Princess, then who is the Queen?

DARREN

Well Hex there has never been any mention of the Queen of the Mushroom Kingdom, however King Toadstool did appear in Super Mario Bros. 3 who is Peach's father and presumably his wife was the Queen.

BAJO

So what happened to her?

DARREN

Nobody knows Bajo.

HEX

But Peach is in charge of things now?

DARREN

Affirmative.

HEX

So she's the Queen?

DARREN

Negative. Next question!

Chloe: Skylanders, whats your favourite? And you're cool.

DARREN

Ahaha why thank you Chloe, you're most cool for saying so! As for who my favourite Skylander is, well that's easy, it's Drobot, he's a Dragon in a robotic suit that can shoot lasers out of his eyes. What more could you want! Next question!