I’m not sure if you guys remember, but back in the day, me and Nicole Trunfio used to have a pretty good thing together. See, I’d do posts declaring my love for her, and then she’d ignore me completely. I know, pretty romantic right? Anyway, it’s been a while since I’ve done a new post on her, and I guess she was starting to get jealous of me doing our special thing with all those other hotties, because here she is busting out in a big way to get my attention. Well, it worked. For the next 30 seconds at least. Maybe even 45 if I can manage to hit a new personal best.

It’s been a long time since we’ve gotten to see my old flame Nicole Trunfio in a bikini, and I don’t think I realized just how much me and the Little Tuna had missed her. Anyway, since I’m sure you guys missed her just as much, here’s the Aussie model standing around at the beach looking impossibly hot once again. Then I do a post proclaiming my love for her, and she ignores me completely, while you guys enjoy the pictures, just like old times. Funny how easy it is to fall back into our old routines, huh?

Considering all the times I’ve said that Nicole Trunfio is pretty much my perfect woman, you’d think that the Australian model would be my future ex-wife by now, or at least a Twitter girlfriend. But love works in mysterious ways I guess. Anyway, I think I might need to move on soon, because Nicole’s so good looking that it’s starting to become bad for my health. According to my mom, I’m going to go blind if I keep this up.

For a while there me and Nicole Trunfio had a pretty good thing going. She’d show up somewhere looking hot, I’d do a post on her, then she’d ignore me completely. It was kind of our thing. Lately though, it’s cooled off a bit, so I was pretty excited when I saw these shots of Nicole putting on one of her old leg shows again. I guess she missed me as much as I missed her.

It’s been a little while since I’ve seen Nicole Trunfio around, but between the see-through shirt and the leg show going on here, this is a pretty great way to get my attention again. What really would’ve taken these pictures to the next level though is if Nicole had just ditched two more articles of clothing, like the hat and the bra. Or the shirt and the shorts, I’m not picky. Either would’ve worked.

Here’s Australian modelNicole Trunfioat some Endometriosis Foundation event. I have no clue what that is, but if I were to guess it has something to do with a female medical disorder. Anyway, I think this Nicole chick is almost the perfect woman and if I were to ever order a “Real Doll” sex toy, it would look just like her, with bigger boobs of course.

Here’s another girl I haven’t posted in a while, Australian model Nicole Trunfio. And I guess it was really starting to get to her, because it looks like she’s walking around holding a giant picture of herself, almost like she’s trying to remind everyone she’s famous. But if Nicole really wants more attention, here’s a pro-tip for her, free of charge: try reenacting that photo in public instead of just walking around with it. Otherwise, it just looks kinda desperate.

I was saying last time I did a post on Australian model Nicole Trunfio that I was liking her style. Well, she’s definitely stylin’ big time here. It’s not bad, but I still prefer the bikinis she was rocking last time. It’s just more of an everyday look, you know? It goes with everything.

I’ve gotta say, I’m digging Australian model Nicole Trunfio these days. I was gonna look her up to try to find out more about her, but then I realized, this girl looks awesome in a bikini — what more do we really need to know? Her major in college? Her stance on the economy? How about that her bathing suit seems to be working its way up her booty? Now that deserves a full-blown investigation. I’ll get my magnifying glass.

I’ve never done a post on model Nicole Trunfio before, but we share something in common. We both have a puggle. I’d like to say something dirty and point out that her sexy yellow bra is exposed but, she is the hottest puggle owner I’ve ever seen. We could be a match made in doggie park heaven. Call me.