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Friday, October 08, 2010

"Does your dislike of Republicans sometimes turn to hatred?"

"Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. . . ." The Demoprogs like to fashion themselves as the party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance™. Gentle people with flowers in their hair and love in their hearts toward every living thing.

Everything except Rethuglicans. You see, DUmmieland is actually a hate site, full of anger, rage, and bitterness--it's just that they don't want to admit it. They know it makes them look bad, because they like to portray us Repukes as the haters. Even so, the vile and vitriol can't help but come frothing forth here in this THREAD, "Does your dislike of Republicans sometimes turn to hatred?"

So let us hike over to Kamp Kumbaya and join the DUmmies as they get ready to roast Republicans, in Campfire Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, asking the DUmmies, "Have you hugged a Rethug today?" is in the [brackets]:

Does your dislike of Republicans sometimes turn to hatred?

[The bait is set.]

I have to admit that mine does at times. When I calm down, the hatred leaves me, but I have to behonest and admit that it is there sometimes. Be honest.

[The DUmmie Dilemma: Admit the truth--hating Rethuglicans feels so good!--but that will expose DUmmieland for the hate site it really is! What to do??]

Yes!

[An honest DUmmie!]

Yes. I will admit when I hear someon is a republican i instantly dislike them. When I see republicans on the neews I get a blind rage. I hate them. I really do. The racist b*st*rds.

[What the world needs now is love, sweet love . . .]

No, but total disgust. . . . I guess I sound like a PollyAnna.

[More like a candidate for a polygraph.]

Only certain ones...who started wars, lied to Congress and approved the torture of other human beings. The rest just make me nauseous.

[Believe me, you're nauseous all on your own!]

I know several Republicans that I love and/or respect...Some are Goldwater Republicans, and I can live with that easily enough. Some are TeaBaggers (GOTP) but they are family, and I love them unconditionally. One is my boss, and other than the Pubbie weirdness, he's one of the nicest, most intelligent people I know.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Prepare for tombstoning!!]

But, I know and am friends with more Rs than Ds, and I can say I know countless REALLY good people who are Rs, and it is a complete mystery to me how really smart, really kind and decent people fall into line in that party ... I just do not get it. . . .

[Try reading the Constitution. Pay special attention to the Tenth Amendment, and then think about what the federal government is authorized to do (e.g., national defense) and what it is NOT authorized to do (e.g., health care, education, welfare, retirement pensions). Next, think of the "fairness" and "justice" of redistributing people's wealth away from them, against their will, in order to pay for other people's bills. Next, consider that people who are against the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT "helping" the poor may, in fact, be very much in favor of helping others THROUGH VOLUNTARY PRIVATE CHARITY. Oh, and finally, prepare for YOUR tombstoning, too, you stinkin' Rethug-lover!]

I actively hate all elected Republicans. . . .

[Get ready to amp up your Hate Generator, then, 'cause it looks like there's a TSUNAMI of them headed your way!]

I hate those motherf***ers. . . .

[Feel the love!]

My hatred for republicans occasionally eases to intense dislike. But then I see one of them talking and I come back to my senses.

[Whew, you had me worried there for a moment!]

i don't hate the republican masses, as some of them are my relatives. i regard them as gullible, deluded pawns with feudal mentalities - they think like serfs.

[Serfs up!]

Anyone Who Does Not Hate Republicans, Ma'am, Is Not Paying Attention

[I Hate Everyone Who Does Not Hate Republicans!]

My 85 year old mother is a Republican, Sir, and while I disagree with her ... I most assuredly do not hate her.

[What's WRONG with you??]

Sometimes?

[Posted (three times) by our boy WilliamPitt, whose hatred of Republicans is by no means a "sometimes" thing! Way to go, Willie!]

There are rich, shrewd, greedy, and unscrupulous Republicans who lead the party and who deserve to be hated, and then there are the Republicans who listen to Beck and Limbaugh, and believe everything they hear. It's certainly okay to hate someone for being evil, but it's really not right to hate someone for being stupid. People are born that way and it's not their fault.

[Republicanism as a birth defect, a sort of political retardation. Thanx!]

Well, I wish I could just "dislike" them...But I don't dislike them. I hate them. They're constantly trying to destroy other people. I don't think there's a place for mere "dislike" here and I think that alot of people aren't truthful about the way they really feel.

I once asked a therapist to help me deal with the hatred...She said she couldn't help me because she felt the same way.

[Hee! Hee! Physician, heal thyself!]

Hatred is where I get started. Where it goes from there really can't be described by any combination of words in the English language. Suffice it to say that if there really was a Devil, a Satan, a Prince of Darkness, a fallen angel bent on nothing but evil...I'd still rate him as several steps above any current American "conservative".

[Well, DUmmie FiveGoodMen, that is a STRONG entry for today's Peace, Love, and Tolerance™ Award! We'll see what the judges say. Good luck!]

I wish they would all just disappear.

[Calgon, take me away!]

Yes. They make is so easy, and enjoyable.

[Hating Republicans is FUn! WHEEEEEEE!!!!]

I have this tiny white pill I take just before I have to deal with something like conversation with a conservative.

[Sic semper Tylenol.]

I've been doing some phonebanking. . . . Whenever I was unlucky enough to get a Republican, they'd insist on telling me everything they hated about Democrats. I finally lost it and starting cutting them off with "Have a nice day" and hanging up on them. I just can't do this sh*t anymore.

[Only three-and-a-half more weeks, and it will all be over! Hee! Hee!]

These @ssholes are f***ing up society, and they need to go live on the f***ing moon.

[Bang, zoom!]

When I think about it, parenting republicans is pretty much what we do as Democrats. We constantly have to keep them from making messes. We're always cleaning up their messes. We have to prevent them from harming themselves and others. We have to keep them out of the cookie jar, or they will take what we have saved up for a rainy day and spend it on goodies for themselves, and cause us to have to scrounge to pay our bills. We have to prevent them from going to the school yard and beating up smaller kids to take their lunch money so they can by goodies for themselves.

[Look up "Projection" in your Encyclopedia DUmmianica, and you will find this post.]

As for republicans, I don't hate them, but I really wish the little sh*ts would f***ing grow up . . .

[. . . and become f***ing mature like me!]

I see them and their ilk as a threat to be eradicated for the good of the tribe.

[Kill the beast! DUmmie TheKentuckian begins his rant . . .]

Sometimes their is hate but it isn't a prerequisite or needed to fuel my grim and relentless drive to stomp them and their failed philosophies into a discredited form of extinction.

[TheKentuckian continues with his entry for the PLT Award . . .]

I could give a crap who the zombies are personally. If they are actively supporting TeaPubliKlan policies then they are fanning the flames of great evils and are making the world sh*t. . . .

[Thank you, TheKentuckian! Some solid hate there. We'll let you know the judges' decision. And thank you all for playing! Now let's close by all joining hands and singing . . . "Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya. . . ."]

43 Comments:

Marty Moonbat said...

Some DUer posted this:

'I once asked a therapist to help me deal with the hatred...She said she couldn't help me because she felt the same way.'

Now this is bullshit, it never happened. Bet even you Rethugs can smell the BS on this one. I wish ass holes like this would stop making up things just to have something to post!! It makes the rest of us on the Left look bad.

That thread is frightening, but much of it is true. Seriously, the best thing that ever happened to me was when I left the Dems. I used to walk around just like that, but after I left the Dem party, all that hatred and constant outrage just faded away.

"The Demoprogs like to fashion themselves as the party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance™. Gentle people with flowers in their hair and love in their hearts toward every living thing." PJinc

Do they?

I've been on this site for years and years calling you all kinds of sick names like inbred pod people, carrots, tulip bulbs, jackasses, primates, root crops...I've frankly run out names. Yet I, troglaman, am a "Demoprog"...flowing along with flowers in my hair and love in my heart...

After thinking about it, I think he meant to say "Demotrog", not "Demoprog". He confused his 'p' with his 't'. I, troglaman, am a "flowers in my hair and love in my heart' type of guy. It's complicated.

Anyway...Love you all...really, I do...cupcakes...bagels and creamcheese...OXOXOX

"I've been on this site for years and years calling you all kinds of sick names like inbred pod people, carrots, tulip bulbs, jackasses, primates, root crops...I've frankly run out names. Yet I, troglaman, am a "Demoprog"...flowing along with flowers in my hair and love in my heart..."

Troggy, it's no wonder you are a Commucrat: you're so full of sh*t that you could fertilize all of the planet's crops by yourself.Take a laxative, clear your mind, and you, too, could start to think clearly enough to leave the Commucrat Party.

"I see them [Republicans] and their ilk as a threat to be eradicated for the good of the tribe."

Mmmm...feel the love. I sure some of those DUmmies would gladly put us in jails or camps. But most of them probably settle for tearing down Rethuglican campaign signs, flipping us the bird, demanding FOX be turned off or voting twice.

So I'm not the DUmmies' Christmas card list, I can live with that. Anyway, they probably don't send Chrismas cards, too Christocentric. But maybe I'm on troglaman'a Solstice card list; he's the type of guy to send abusive holiday greetings.

I see a pattern here....troggy's upset that Marty doesn't realize who the great one, troggy, is. Therefore, troggy is ruminating that PJ meant demotrog (sorry, troggy, I think PJ did mean "demoprog"). Troggy's ego has taken a mighty blow. He's throwing his name about in the hopes that marty will notice his greatness. He also lets marty know that he's "one with him" because he calls us names, too. Marty has done something that all of us together haven't been able to do: he's bought troggy to his knees; begging to be noticed. lol

"i don't hate the republican masses, as some of the them are my relatives. i regard them as gullible, deluded pawns with feudal mentalities-they think like serfs."

Opines this upper case challenged DUmmie. This is a guy that posts regularly to a blog that tombstones dissenters and actively discourages alternate ideas and opinions. He has, in short, become what he pretends to abhor--a serf.

"i don't hate the republican masses, as some of the them are my relatives. i regard them as gullible, deluded pawns with feudal mentalities-they think like serfs."

_______

Dems want the .gov to run everything, but the GOP has a serf like mentality? Really? They chant "O-ba-ma", worshiping their leader, but we have a feudal mentality? They ignore the failure of socialism everywhere, but we are the gullible ones?

We need to get some physicists on this. Normally that level of density causes a black hole.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Read this:RACISM: * the prejudice that members of one race are intrinsically superior to members of other races * discriminatory or abusive behavior towards members of another race.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

"Marty could be an imposter; but if you've read Dummie Funnies long enough, he's spouting typical liberal claptrap." susie

The fact that you wonder...makes you a dumbshit. See, that's the thing, susie. Marty's fucking with you. The mere fact that you think he might not be fucking with you makes you impaired. A clam would know better if they had internet access.

That means there's something wrong with your filter. It isn't operating properly. Know why? Marty's clearly and comically trying to deceive you. A chimp could figure that out. But somehow, you can't. Anyone spewing "liberal claptrap", qualifies as authentic even if they're totally full of shit.

This is YOUR problem, your cuteness. And you couldn't have been more plain in pointing it out.

Marty's not playing with me; to be able to play with me I would have to give substance to what he says or thinks. And I don't. It's the same with you; I don't give substance to what you say. So, you don't matter either, your pointyness.

By the way, troggy, I'm going to use David Axelrod's new strategy concerning the Chamber of Commerce's supposed use of foreign money. You have to prove to me that Marty is an imposter. Then, if you get the proof, I may believe you and I may not.

No, susie. I don't. Here's how it works - marty proves if he's an impostor or not. susie doesn't prove marty's an impostor. troglaman doesn't prove marty's an impostor...marty proves it he's an impostor. You just sort of sit back and watch it happen.

Hey, troggy, I just found this little bit that you wrote as a reply to Britt on another thread: "You were the one who asserted it in the first place so prove yourself, lazy ass." You were the first to insinuate that Marty was a pretender, so in your own words, "prove yourself".

I don't bet; betting is stupid. If you have to wager to prove a point, you've lost already with me.

And by the way, I may not hate you, but I definitely don't like you. As a Southerner might say, "I don't take too kindly" to someone that has called me the names you have called me (which weren't even warranted).

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