Hilarious Halloween Quotations

Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. Horror movies, candy, parties, what could be better? It was a day I couldn't wait to come when I was younger, and even now I can't wait so I can watch the many great horror movies on television. I don't remember my first Halloween, but I remember my worst. I was probably 10 years old and I wore a dog mask and a tail. I got made fun of endlessly. I went home and cried to my mom to make me a ghost costume. However, then I went out as a ghost and kept falling over myself.

Anyway, these quotes are a great funny way to help celebrate this holiday.

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.Lindsay Lohan, Mean GirlsThere is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.Jean BaudrillardCharlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.Chris RockI'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Charles SwartzGhosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.Richard Harris BarharnOn Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.Rodney DangerfieldThis Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.Conan O'BrienA grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.Erma Bombeck
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