Over fourteen times a year innocent people are maliciously raped by dolphins. It happens all over the world and often goes by unnoticed. It could happen to you in any aquatic environment deeper than 4 feet, fresh water or salt. The male dolphins have an opposable penis which they will use to grab your wrist or ankle and pull you under water. It will happen quickly and rather quietly. Once you are submerged they will proceed to bring you to their rape caves, and violently ravage you. Dolphins have an extremely intense libido and are not easily satisfied. This leads to a high rate of drowning in most incidents. Divers have found the remains of humans as well as porpoises in these caves. After the cadavers were examined they found several bone fractures and dislocations throughout.

Dolphins are much more clever than you would imagine. They take advantage of their innocent look to reel you in. Sometimes acting in packs, using strategic maneuvers to overwhelm the swimmers. By the time you realize that the dolphin means no good you are already struggling for your life. The few that survived their encounter have suffered severe tissue damage and in some cases internal bleeding. However, the emotional trauma is by far the most difficult part to bear.

There are people who have been known to keep dolphins in pools and small ponds. Dolphins have even been found in the Amazon, Hudson and Mississippi.

Caution is advised in all bodies of water.

Is this for real? It's just hard to believe. Dolphins are supposed to be friendly and gentle.

But no, dolphins are not nice or gentle, they are more fierce and dangerous then sharks, but since they don't go biting people they are considered friendly.

In all seriousness there have been cases where dolphins have tried to have sex with humans. Ill see if i can get some news video when i get home.

07-30-2012

keefy

There are videos?

Imagine what batman gets up to in his batcave.

07-30-2012

Chille

Its true, dolphins like humans have sex not just for reproductive reasons but for pleasure, so yes they will fuck humans if the dolphin is in the mood

07-30-2012

Nerevar

Yes, dolphins will lull you into a false sense of security before taking you under the water, down to their rape cave, and violently smash your spine against the ocean rocks as you scream for oxygen and help. I'm not shitting you.

Dolphins are the only known animals besides primates that engage in sex for pleasure, and this is is due to their higher cognitive thinking. For those who do not know, dolphins are the second most intelligent animals on the planet and they can engage in basic interaction with humans in communicating basic concepts. Because of this higher intelligence they, like us, are not entirely barred by their instincts. A small group of male dolphins will engage a female dolphin and chase and fight her for over an hour at a time before raping her tired body. As well, dolphins will engage in massive heterosexual and homosexual orgies for fun.

Don't be scared of dolphins, though. Statistically speaking this is unlikely to happen to you, and most dolphins are incredibly nice and gentle to humans. The stories of dolphins saving people from sharks and such are true -- they're just sometimes really horny and can't help it. Haha.

07-30-2012

Chille

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture

Yes, dolphins will lull you into a false sense of security before taking you under the water, down to their rape cave, and violently smash your spine against the ocean rocks as you scream for oxygen and help. I'm not shitting you.

Dolphins are the only known animals besides primates that engage in sex for pleasure, and this is is due to their higher cognitive thinking. For those who do not know, dolphins are the second most intelligent animals on the planet and they can engage in basic interaction with humans in communicating basic concepts. Because of this higher intelligence they, like us, are not entirely barred by their instincts. A small group of male dolphins will engage a female dolphin and chase and fight her for over an hour at a time before raping her tired body. As well, dolphins will engage in massive heterosexual and homosexual orgies for fun.

Don't be scared of dolphins, though. Statistically speaking this is unlikely to happen to you, and most dolphins are incredibly nice and gentle to humans. The stories of dolphins saving people from sharks and such are true -- they're just sometimes really horny and can't help it. Haha.

I dont know if your trying to be sarcastic or not but all that is true

07-30-2012

DeviousOne

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rapture

Yes, dolphins will lull you into a false sense of security before taking you under the water, down to their rape cave, and violently smash your spine against the ocean rocks as you scream for oxygen and help. I'm not shitting you.

Dolphins are the only known animals besides primates that engage in sex for pleasure, and this is is due to their higher cognitive thinking. For those who do not know, dolphins are the second most intelligent animals on the planet and they can engage in basic interaction with humans in communicating basic concepts. Because of this higher intelligence they, like us, are not entirely barred by their instincts. A small group of male dolphins will engage a female dolphin and chase and fight her for over an hour at a time before raping her tired body. As well, dolphins will engage in massive heterosexual and homosexual orgies for fun.

Don't be scared of dolphins, though. Statistically speaking this is unlikely to happen to you, and most dolphins are incredibly nice and gentle to humans. The stories of dolphins saving people from sharks and such are true -- they're just sometimes really horny and can't help it. Haha.

That first paragraghic make me crack up at my desk OMG! good shit LOL but some dolphins will rape you not all dolphins