HONORS and AWARDS:

Publicity man:
Now, listen boys, send a couple of cameramen over to Pasadena. We want some cheesecake on Yvonne Amour. You know, 'I love America' with legs crossed.
Reporter:
What do I tell them? They want a biography.
Publicity man:
Yvonne Amour. Born in the shadow of the Eiffel tower.
Reporter:
How to you know?
Publicity man:
It's a big tower!
Publicity man:
Her father. A colonel in the French Foreign Legion. Killed sixteen years ago in Northern Afghanistan. Let's see them check that!