Author's Note: Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michaelangelo, Splinter, and the Foot are all property of Mirage. Lee Kilgore and Sam Levinson are mine, the poor unfortunate bastards. Originally written in 1999 - rewritten in 2001, on account that it sucked. Rated PG-13 for swearing and violence, both of which can largely be attributed to Raphael, the fiend.