The Empire of Imperialisia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.785 billion Imperialisians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Public Transport, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialisia City. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Imperialisian economy, worth 202 trillion imperials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,292 imperials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Democratic debates have been removed from the government, cops enjoy driving jaywalkers into the ground, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperialisia's national animal is the soldier, which is also the nation's favorite main course.