I’ve waited four stinkin’ years for this birhtday! Don’t just try to get me stoned!

I want toys!

Meow? What is this thing?

What is this? A robot mouse? So cool!

Purr!!

*squeak!* *zoooooom!*

Hey, where you goin!?

Why do all my robot mice get stuck under here?

*nervous squeak*

Oh well. I’m sure they’ll fish it out.

MEOW! New target acquired!

Don’t you try to run from me!

*flying squeak!*

No! You get over here!

I like mice, but I have mixed feelings about flying ones!

*squeaksqueak*

Git! Over! Here!

*pawpawpaw!*

Oh no you don’t!

*squeak!* *whoosh!*

DOGONNIT!

Gotcha!

*squeak?*

There is no escape little one. Four years of training has led up to this moment.

Who …

is…

the birthday cat.

the birthday cat.

the birthday cat…

*SQUEEEAAAAK!!!!*

CHOMP!!!

Happy birthday, Luna, and thank you to all her fans, and especially those who sent her gifts so far: Annie, Deepthi, and Elizabeth. She hasn’t run so fast after toys since her last birthday, and I personally was very amused by the squeaking mice. And Luna won’t run out of her favorite treats any time soon =^.^= You guaranteed Luna’s fourth birthday to be spectacular! We’ll try to not disappoint with another year of silly cat stories!

Hmm, that was ambiguous… I meant another year of silly cat stories, but they’re serious stories. Silly ones. Can you have a serious effort at a silly story and call it a serious story? Eh, I’m confused.

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I'm a computer programmer, indie filmmaker, amateur photographer, but most importantly, I own a cat. I have a sense of humor that leans toward absurdism, which you'll see in both my creative writing, and my photos.