Now, I love me that a little Suri, I do, even in kitten heels. My open letter to TomKat would go something like this: Dear TomKat, Need a babysitter? Allow me to offer my services...

That said, when does cute become just excessive? Suri has her own pair of Loubies and will soon have a fashion line in her honor. I'm a mommy—I know how tempting it is to buy pretty things for your baby, but still. Even if the rumors are untrue (which they must be, right? $3 million dollars on kids clothes would be hard to manage, even for a clotheshorse like Suri), there's no doubt that this tot is better dressed than most adult women I know.