2. Paul Revere’s Midnight Ride - April 18, 1775

Paul Revere rode through the colonies to warn people that “the British are coming.” He carried a flask with him for sustenance and by the end of the ride it sounded more like “the, uh…the, um, British, man, they’re coming, so like…they’re coming.”

11. U.S. Orchestrates the Signing of the Treaty of Versailles - June 28, 1919

The U.S. orchestrated the signing of the Treaty of Versailles. While brainstorming names for the treaty they had a few too many and ended up saying, “Fuck it, we’ll give it the same name as eight other treaties.”