Manafort surrenders self to FBI; Hillary remains at largeThat time a novice chief executive made a foolhardy promisePus-Filled Hemorrhoid Wakes, Is AssholeHis work completed, James Comey is relieved of dutyMacron wins by 30Feeling the Heat, are we?Welcome to Life Under the Supreme Helmsman, America!Maverick senator courageously stands against skinny jeansGood Godwin!“Move Fast and Break Things”Olivia Nuzzi heroically plumbs Bannon’s sartorial abyssWhite House chefs fail to successfully replicate McDonald’s fare. Sad!33% of Republicans say they get their news only from FoxSoundtracks for Melania Trump’s East Colonnade Christmas DecorationsCthulhu FthrozenThe first person to lose a job in the 2017 NFL protests: Papa John!

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White House infighting! (some quotes nsfw)Welp, looks like the War on Christmas has been wonGreat Moments in Republican GovernanceThe Road to PerditionThe main characteristic is easy schleppingTrump to visit Texas as soon as comfortable accommodations are prepared for himThe National Embarrassment Tour ContinuesLost: Masking TapeOfficial Wonkville “Make fun of dumb right-wing conspiracies” threadDamned if he didn’t go ahead and do it.Coming Soon: International Intelligence Initiates Information Interdiction.Louie Gohmert had a chart today and it is surrealHappy New Year, Wonkvillians!Uh…uh-oh!Understanding Your Visitors’ CultureThey Love Their Nips Downeast, and That’s Fine by Goobernor MucilagetRump, At Best, Shows Unmitigated Gall to Visit Vietnam on Veterans DayInteresting new world-destroying potential threat to worry about: Mach 25 missilesBeep..Beep..Beep..Beep..Beep..New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is caught on video confronting a Cubs fan“This is the Future That Liberals Want”Takings Starting For Teh WallStreet Style: The fashion look in flood visits is Top Gun cosplayDon’t get all nostalgic about Dubya yet♫ There is a house on Lake Ontario… ♫Springtime for TweetlerGas Giant pr0nGet WhiteyYou know Who Else we treated abominably during wartime?Trump Adding Former Lobbyists To Swamp, Giving Them Ethics WaiversNat, not Nate.Now is the time where the West Coasters laugh.