"Butt Chugging" Is Sweeping The Nation

So I learned from Justin Sayre, the raconteur who does a live, gay variety show called The Meeting.

At last night's show at the Duplex, Sayre explained that "butt chugging" involves shoving an alcohol-drenched rag up someone's orifice.

[AUTHOR'S INTERJECTION:

More often, it's a tube or a hose, but a rag works too. This back-door approach gets the booze into the blood stream more quickly than the usual method. Your butt is your portal to instant intoxication. Don't try it at home.]