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Re: FM to blame for high divorce rate in London!

Missing toddler, Madeleine McCann was spotted working in Macdonalds in Uxbridge by West London housewife, Jean O'Scrotum, it was revealed last night.

"She had grown a bit, which is to be expected of a child her age, but it was definitely her!" she told The London Cryer. "She first drew my suspicion because she wasn't black, but it was only when she came to the till to take my order that I realised who she was. I looked her in the eye and said: 'You're Maddy McCann'! She then more or less confirmed my suspicion by asking somebody else to serve me. I told the Portuguese Police straight away but amazingly this tip off was never investigated and Maddies parents were never told. Disgusting eh?"

The latest sighting comes to light after The Racist Express revealed that a series of credible sightings around the world had been ignored or overlooked by bungling Portuguese investigators