Contents

Plot

Mrs. Dooley, a client of Sam and Cat reschedules when she finds negative reviews of their babysitting service on Snorrch.com. Sam and Cat find the website and find out that their babysitting service has 14 negative reviews. They read two of them and then try to figure out who wrote them.

At Bots, Cat, Dice, and Nona are there and order when Sam runs in and says those reviews were written by the same person because she called her friend Freddie in Seattle and he found the IP address of which the negative reviews originated. Sam and Cat go there and they find 3 boys. Sam and Cat talk to them about the negative reviews and they try to make the two girls leave when they discover a locked door, but Sam pulls out her Butter sock and threatens to hurt them. Cat mentions they can't fight in front of a baby that the three boys are babysitting because that would be against the babysitter code. Sam and Cat then almost leave, but Sam uses her butter sock to break their table.

Sam and Cat then come up with a plan to make Dice look like a little kid and put a camera in his hat and a microphone on his ear to see what's going on inside the three boys' house. Nona takes Dice to their house and pretends to be his grandmother. Dice sits with a baby for a while and then finally, someone arrives and they go into the locked door. Dice tries to go in, but the three boys say he can't go in, so Sam says to Dice to throw a tantrum and don't stop until he gets what he wants. Dice then almost blows his cover, but they still let him in. It turns out the locked door leads to the basement and the three boys have an illegal toddler climbing game. Cat records it and her and Sam go into their house. Sam picks the lock and they threaten to show the video they recorded to the cops if they don't stop and to give Sam and Cat the three boys snortch password so they can delete all their negative comments. They then get the boys and everyone else in the room to repeat a poem Cat wrote. They then all go upstairs except for Sam and Cat, who want to get the toddlers off the climbing wall, but then they decide to cheer them on.

Quotes

Sam: We have 14 negative reviews!

Cat: Yay!

Sam: Negative is bad.

Cat: Poo.

Mrs. Dooley:[referring to her son] I have to take him to... the dentist!

Kip: You said you were taking me to another babysitter.

Mrs. Dooley:[covers Kip's mouth] Shush!

Cat: Maybe you eat too much fried chicken.

Sam: What'd you say?

Cat: Nothing. Just wouldn't kill you to have a salad every once in a while.

Tandy: Eventually all humans will die and robots will rule the Earth! Enjoy your meal!

Dice: Who's Billy?

Sam: You're Billy.

Dice: I'm Billy.

Cat: And you understand.

Dice: And you understand.

Sam: I understand.

Dice: Sam understands.

Cat: No.

Dice: No.

Sam: Say I'm Billy and I understand.

Dice: I'm Billy and I understand.

Sam: Oh, so you don't mind if we show this video to the cops? [plays video on PearPad]

This is the first episode that Nona has been seen outside of Elderly Acres since #FavoriteShow.

The song Nona made about the big thermometer is the same tune as London Bridge.

When confronting the boys about toddler climbing, Sam is wearing the same outfit as the 'Sam and Cat' wikia background.

In the Dutch version, the title is changed to "ChildrenClimbing".

The dog picture at the house of the rivals blinks at one point.

Although the giant thermometer Nona liked so much isn't seen in the episode, it appears in transitions.

This is the first time Dice and Nona have been at Bots.

As of this episode, every protagonist have been at Bots.

Two short scenes are excluded from the episode:

A first one seen in a trailer shows Sam shaking her Butter sock before Cat interrupts her.

Another one seen in the openings shows Dice licking energetically the lollipop after Sam yelled at him.

Allusions

Character revelations

Goofs

During the Toddler Climbing match you can see a huge gap between the floor and the first set of rocks, the gap is so large a toddler couldn't be strong enough to pass it.

When Sam and Cat first start the camera to find Nona singing, she is the middle of the word "thermometer". However, when Sam messes up the video, Nona just begins her song. Also, they didn't begin recording when Nona sang her song and only started recording when they see the toddlers climbing.

When Dice is sitting with the toddler in the babysitters' apartment, the toys that they are playing with keep moving and opening at different camera angles.

When one of the babysitters goes, "As always, first baby to the ceiling wins," you see Dice's hat cam and in the top-left corner, the time is 4:07, but then turns to 4:08. Then, about 20 seconds later, you see that the time on Dice's hat cam is 4:10. Then, four seconds later, the time is 4:12 and turns to 4:13.

Running gags

Nona constantly makes references to things in her time that no one gets or cares about.

Nona wanting to sing the big thermometer song to others.

Series continuity

Freddie Benson, a main character from iCarly, was referred to by Sam as "My boy Freddie B. in Seattle," as he found the IP address of which the negative reviews originated. This is the first known time Sam has ever made contact with Freddie since leaving iCarly.