Step 1- Find an ENFP that is attractive and somewhat intelligent. Introduce this person to the INTJ.
Step 2- Have ENFP act totally normal, which is being flirty, thus leading on the INTJ.
Step 3- INTJ finally confesses feelings and the ENFP doesn't reciprocate, or the ENFP gets a girlfriend/boyfriend or just stops talking to INTJ for no reason, INTJ becomes a nutcase and wants to destroy the world.

Step 1- Find an ENFP that is attractive and somewhat intelligent. Introduce this person to the INTJ.
Step 2- Have ENFP act totally normal, which is being flirty, thus leading on the INTJ.
Step 3- INTJ finally confesses feelings and the ENFP doesn't reciprocate, or the ENFP gets a girlfriend/boyfriend or just stops talking to INTJ for no reason, INTJ becomes a nutcase and wants to destroy the world.

Awwww, am I the only one who finds this tragically romantic?!?!

I want an INTJ to want to destroy the world because of me!!!! *bats lashes*

No, no, I want an INTJ who already wants to destroy the world, and then I want to sink my Fi tentacles into his heart and have him turn into a wubbiebunny who gives money to the homeless, adopts unwanted pets, helps the elderly, and gives me bubble baths every Sunday night!

Oh, oh, that would be nice!

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'Cause you can't handle me...

"A lie is a lie even if everyone believes it. The truth is the truth even if nobody believes it." - David Stevens

Well sure. And the easy part is finding that job as a stripper at the bar the INTJ frequents getting drunk and picking up hookers. Yer actual world-destroying INTJ tends not to be leading a stable, stay-at-home life. So, can you dance in high heels?

No, no, I want an INTJ who already wants to destroy the world, and then I want to sink my Fi tentacles into his heart and have him turn into a wubbiebunny who gives money to the homeless, adopts unwanted pets, helps the elderly, and gives me bubble baths every Sunday night!

I totally had visions of said INTJ skipping down the street, briefcase in hand, surrounded by singing bluebirds.

Lol.

"There's no need to be embarrassed about it, Mr. Spock. It happens to the birds and the bees!"