I mean for starters, it's "too" and not "to." Secondly, you've pretty much assured everyone that you're fantasizing about the idea of me stroking your dick. I don't know about you man, but that's pretty gay.

So in this scenario, you've not only managed to make everyone understand that you don't know the proper usage of "to" and "too" and since you can't do math, "two" is also out. But on top of all of that, you've kind of just admitted that you have homosexual fantasies about me.