Normal character: These kids bully me at school and my family is mean. I'm sad about it, but I'm trying to get through life as well as I can. Hopefully once college comes around I'll be able to make a fresh start.

Angsty character: These kids bully me at school and my family is mean. I curl up in a ball in the corner of my room for hours and brood about why the world is so unfair. I cut myself, because no one knows my inner turmoil. Linkin Park speaks directly to my soul, and most of the time I prefer to be depressed because that reflects the suffering in my soul. No one cheer me up, okay? I need to be dark, brooding, and fangirl worthy.

>Normal betafag kid is visited by mage
>Mage gives him ability to control world with just the power of friendship
>Betafag remembers he has no friends
>Entire series follows betafag's fruitless attempts to make friends in order to inherit the world.