A GIF Guide To Seeing Someone Naked For The First Time

First you bond with someone special, then one thing leads to another and suddenly you’re both in your underwear rubbing each other sensually. Once you disrobe, the mystery is gone forever. Some mysteries are better left unsolved. The case of whether or not your sex-date’s naked body is terrifying is not one of those mysteries. Sooner or later, for better or for worse, you’re probably going to want to take all their clothes off.

No matter how much you like a person, there’s a special kind of anxiety that comes with seeing someone naked for the first time. Whether you waited a long time or are jumping right into bed with them, the anticipation is brutal. What if everything about them appears to be attractive and cool, but then they undress and reveal a racist tattoo or a sentient parasitic twin hiding under their sweater? More importantly, what if their genitalia freak you out?

Here are the 12 phases of seeing someone totally naked for the first time (in GIFs)-

Phase 1: You realize that tonight is the night you’re going to see their full frontal nude bod. How very exciting!

Phase 2: Self consciousness sets in when you realize they’ll see yours too.

Phase 3: You like this person, so you hope, pray and expect them to look smoking hot in the buff.

Phase 4: But what if they don’t? You’ll be disappointed and feel like a shallow jerk.