The royal pair enjoyed the annual Irish Guards St. Patrick's Day Parade at the Cavalry Barracks in Hounslow, England, earlier on Saturday, and as you can see (above), a pint of Guinness draft beer was enjoyed… by William!

Kate, who is eight months pregnant, opted for the smarter glass of water for the holiday, but at least she was able to get into the spirit — wearing green, out at the pub, having a grand ol' time with William! LOVES it!

Kenny's speech was pro-immigration (not exactly Drumpf's favorite subject), and reiterated that St. Patrick himself was an immigrant.

The PM said:

"It's fitting that we gather here each year to celebrate St. Patrick and his legacy. He too, of course, was an immigrant. And though he is of course the patron saint of Ireland, for many people around the globe, he's also a symbol of, indeed the patron of, immigrants."

BAM!!!

Pumpkinhead stood off to the side during the speech, looking increasingly uncomfortable. Teehee!

St. Patrick's Day is a time-honored holiday meant to bring people together, often in a drunken stupor; it should NOT be an instrument to tear them apart!

The celebration isn't about race, gender, religion, political affiliation, sexual orientation, or even ethnicity — it's about wearing green & binge drinking until you see Leprechauns enjoying an adult beverage responsibly!

Whether it's dying a river green or simply having a parade, most major U.S. celebrate the holiday in some official capacity. Unfortunately, the festivities in several cities — including Boston & NYC — are actually quite intolerant to the LGBT community!

They've gone so far as to forbid LGBT supporters from marching openly in the parade!!!

As we previously reported, Britney Spears' baby daddy has requested an increase in his $20K a month child support stipend. While it's said that Godney isn't THRILLED at the request, she's letting her poppa negotiate a deal with KFed.

And it appears that negotiations are well under way, though Mr. Spears is NOT impressed with his former son-in-law!