HEAR KITTY, KITTY, KITTY

We love "Soft Kitty," but there's a problem inherent with the song. In order to sing it properly, you have to be in the presence of a sick person (or, well, Shel-bot). A sick person with a highly-contagious illness. On the sickie's behalf, we'll also point out that sometimes when you're sick, you just don't want to see other humans. You feel horrible. You look horrible. You just want to burrow in your blanket cave and be left alone. That's when the Soft Kitty Singing Plush comes in handy. It's the perfect proxy. Just squeeze its front left paw to get it to sing "Soft Kitty." Best of all, it never gets frustrated when you tell it it has to start over. In fact, every time you press its paw, it starts from the beginning. Good kitty.