So Tom and Damon, it seems, have gotten a GTI. Well, so have I! It’s a party now, eh?

So, here’s the lowdown: 2015 Volkswagen Golf GTI S w/Performance Package, 2 door (3 door if you wanna get technical). Also has the lighting package and “monster mats”, basically just really nice all weather floormats. Specced out exactly how I wanted it.

Yes, it’s got 3 pedals.

Yes, it’s amazing.

Yes, it’s fast and drives super well.

No, you cannot have it.

My overall impressions of the car: Holy shit it’s amazing. I love finally having a manual. I love that I can throw it into a corner and it stays impossibly well planted. I love having boost (seriously, I love boost)