I hate green beans, yes I do. I hate mushy ones, and crunchy ones too. I hate their flavor, there’s nothin’ to savor! I hate green beans, hope you do too. Their yucky and slimy, ewww! Make me feel like I gotta flu! I hate green beans, I hate green beans, I hate green beans,yes I do. When I meet someone new, I say “Howdy’do! I hate green beans, and you?” and they will say “I love green beans! By the way, I eat them all day!” Or they will say “I hate green beans too! I thought I was the only one, but now I met you!” and I’ll jump in the air and say “YAH-HOO!” So, green bean haters unite, lets all join in the fight, stand up for whats right, and stay up all night, tellin people green beans aren’t alright! TAKE THAT YOU UGLY BEANS!!!

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Bcuz if you do, I will spear you with a green bean, and then throw you in a mountain of mashed potatoes! No, REALLY. I mean it...well, actually, I hate even going near mashed potatoes, so never mind. I will just call the internet cops, or whatever. I will make you sorry, y'hear me?