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RIYADH, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA - Saudi Arabia, the oil rich Gulf state, has continued its attempt to shake its bad reputation as a regressive, brutal dictatorship by joining the British motoring show Top Gear, replacing host Chris Evans, who left th...

After his shock departure from Top Gear, Chris Evans has announced he will now present nothing.
'It's crazy' said Evans 'but I have come up with this unique concept that means I won't be doing anything.'
'No one will see or hear me ever again.

In a move which has wrong footed many of his colleagues and former friends, the Justice Secretary is now the bookies favourite to replace Chris Evans as the presenter of the hit BBC show 'Top Gear'.
Following the shock resignation of Chris Evans,...

In a shock move, the BBC announced today that Matt le Blanc would be replaced by the potential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, if he fails to win the presidency later this year.
Le Blanc, who disgraced himself earlier this week by eating doughnu...

After months of speculation, Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond have bitten the bullet and agreed to front a show for Amazon on a three year deal.
The new show has the working title, 'Three Middle Aged Boy Racers In Ill Fitting Denim B...

London, England: Following the sacking of Jeremy Clarkson and the postponement of Top Gear, threats of a serious nature from overseas have been made against BBC Director General. Whilst an overseas email threatening the BBC Director General has res...

Back In Gear HQ, London: Jeremy Clarkson BACK to present live shows to avoid paying out £10million in refunds to angry fans. Jeremy Clarkson will front the 'Back in Gear' Live World Tour, with Richard Hammond and James May, which is set to make more...

It seems as though while the rest of the planet are mourning the death of 150 passengers in the German Wings tragic air crash, British news readers feel that something slightly more in the light entertainment news genre is much more important.
Bri...

LONDON, England: Today the death knell of the BBC has been rung! The sacking of Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, will reap the whirlwind of people destroying their television sets!
In what appears to be a move that will be an earth quake in...

Iconic British TV automobile show, Top Gear, has been hauled off the TV because it's main presenter swung a left hook at one of the team who produces the global hit week in week out (Rather out).
Jeremy C, a rather controversial chap, who once dar...

The BBC is expected to shelf the remainder of the current Top Gear TV show after allegations that presenter Jeremy Clarkson clocked the shows producer.
Despite a petition of 500,000 names to reinstate the presenter, it is becoming likely that he...

Buenos Aires - "Getting their asses kicked from Argentina over some dumb number plate ranks as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries," the head ot MI5 said today.
The Security Service tipoff reckons Clarkson and his Top Gear henchmen were unceremonoiu...

Expert on everything Michael Gove is to take part in the next Top Gear series. To prevent the loss of a presenter by any kind of mishap, the show will be presented by a rota of invited celebrity "guests".
Petrol Head Gove will be first and will...

Well, we know now that there is still more ways to perform on stage while you are singing.
Last night Miley Cyrus appeared at "Le derrière" wearing a string bikini and riding a unicycle. Oh, she also wore a tophat, that kept nearly falling off.

Top Gear tall man and human toffee apple, Jeremy Clarkson, has been sacked from the BBC after it was revealed that he cycles to his local shop rather than burning precious fossil fuel in a big V8 sports car.
The Top Gear presenter was found to ha...

Audi's latest model for the home counties and South of England is bound to make something of a splash when it hits the shores next November.
"This car is something to behold," said Jeremy Clarkson in a pompous voice.
"It is seriously cool," sai...

As it enters its 25th year the popular BBC show 'Top Gear' has been reveled to receive £3.2m of taxpayers money as it is seen to be an essential part of David Cameron's immigration strategy.
"Look 'Top Gear' is hosted by my good chum Jeremy so it...

Sparks and Mensa, better known for their high street stores for the cleverest of clever clogs, has branched out from branches into the automotive industry.
"We're quite excited about this new range from S&M," said Jeremy Clarkson, who had tes...

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