This little gem came from the Stanwood police blotters from mid-November.

Shoplifting26600 block 72 AV NWA 19-year-old female habitual criminal entered a grocery store and stole a mustache comb, whiskey, a manicure kit, bacon and lubricant. The woman was arrested as she left the store and subsequently booked into jail.

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