Not that I wouldn’t comp a guest, regardless of their complaint (and I’ve comped guests meals for some pretty ridiculous complaints), they didn’t actually complain about their meal to the restaurant staff. And since it’s uncertain what — if anything — the staff could see, there’s no reason to simply assume they should be comped.

That was kinda my thinking above when I said it’s uncertain what – if anything – the staff could see. The blindness seems to affect each person differently, based on their own baseline for what is “normal”.

Wait, feather-head doesn’t mind that her head-less crush actually has a head?
Feel sorry for Sweetheart: first she had to contend with Captain Bubbles for Unity’s affections, now she is going to have to deal with a bird-brain 🙁

Well, Unity herself (that is, the black goop that actually is Unity) could technically be considered “alive”, and I seem to recall reading that her brain is alive as well (although I can’t remember where I read that), even though the body parts she animates certainly are not.

And Unity’s victory takes place off panel. Did she manage to cut the lobster up with the machete? Did she crush its skull, using her own head as a an instrument of pounding? Did she find that really big nut cracker? We may never know (or at least won’t until the Extra Large with Bonus Materials and Shiny Foil Covers Yet dead tree edition is released.)