So we've decided to flip the script with a contest to decide the hottest Athlete "Wife and Girlfriend" IN THE WORLD, the likes of which no one has had the audacity to complete before (we're not counting this hatchet-job).

That's right, we're taking our creepiness to a whole new level.

Original? No. But we don't give a rat's ass. And since when do you need a reason to look at hot babes?

You know the drill: 65 teams, NCAA Tournament style to decide the champion. We are still in the process of "researching" the candidates, so feel free to send in your submissions (the bigger the find, the better - like Deepika Padukone.)

Just to give you a little tease, we're already releasing the #1 seeds for the tournament:

About The Realests

What They Are Saying

"You should see the post-it notes on my wall: Job #1: GET THE REALESTS."- Henry Abbott, TrueHoop

"We're funnier than you."- The Realests

"The Realests have no regard for human life."- The Fakests

"There's really no local connection here, but I like these guys at The Realests."- Dan Steinberg, DC Sports Bog

"I never learned how to read, but if I had, The Realests would be the third or fourth thing I read every morning, after a Hooked On Phonics site and a blog that features only cute babies and scrumptious cakes."- Will Leitch, Deadspin

"These guys are hilarious. (And they have pix of hot chicks in some of their posts.) Their only downside is they like Michigan."- Mitchell Blatt, Juiced Sports Blog

"Just a heads-up my man. Your hat is on crooked. It makes you look like a jackass."- Anonymous