I saw this "Drunk Guy Makes Out With Hottest Chick At Party" YouTube player costume earlier today and thought it was pretty slick. I then traced it back to Reddit, where in the comments, one Redditor pointed out that the costume has actually been done before...

Some people are calling this costume offensive. And I agree. It's definitely offensive to penises. Seriously, whose penis looks like that? Wrinkly and with two tiny little balls and a giant saggy bottle cap head...

When the Robocop remake was announced, the perpetual groan from movie fans heard worldwide was astounding. Sure, the Robocop sequels weren’t too good; but that first movie with it’s brutal violence, ideas about modern media, and Peter Weller being a complete badass was pretty incredible. When you think about the word ‘remake’ these days, movies like...

April 27th is Secretary's Day (or Administrative Assistant Day to all you PC sissies). When we think of secretaries, our minds drift to Maggie Gyllenhaal's performance in 2002's "Secretary". Keep in mind, every time she came on the screen during The Dark Knight, someone in the theater made a fart noise with his mouth. However, in "Secretary", she got placed in our fantasy file. That brings us to the purpose of this post - secretaries are super sexy. There are a few fantasies every man would love to fulfill: schoolgirl, cheerleader, teacher, and SECRETARY. Maybe because it's against company policy or we seek the sense of empowerment. Regardless, we've grabbed a ton of sexy secretaries for your enjoyment. Happy Secretary's Day! Check out the pics after the jump!

Have you seen the new Lexus commercial? The narrator bellows, "No one ever wished for a smaller holiday gift." Face it, bigger is better and America has a reputation for wanting to be the biggest and the best. There's no holiday "bigger" and more grandiose than Christmas. So, to celebrate this hefty holiday, we're placing this photo gallery of colossal Christmas cleavage under your tree. Don't act like it wasn't on your wishlist. We know you looked at our colossal cleavage collections of Katy Perry, NFL Cheerleaders, and Halloween Costumes. We reward naughtiness here at COED.

So little time... so much to do. The holiday season can be downright hectic between all the shopping, the parties and family commitments. But sometimes you've got to set aside the gift-buying and decorating for a minute to enjoy the finer, simpler things in life - like hot chicks dressed in sexy Santa costumes. Really, there's not that much more to it than that. So grab a tall glass of eggnog, sit back and enjoy these Super Sexy Santa's Helpers!