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Thursday, September 27, 2012

Creature of the Month - Lake Monsters by Oberon Zell-Ravenheart

LakeMonster
at LochNess. Model by Oberon
Zell

Large and as-yet-unidentified creatures inhabiting the murky
depths of Loch Ness, Loch Morar, and around 250–300 other peat-filled lakes,
lochs, swamps, and bogs of Scotland, Ireland, Canada, and other countries throughout
the world have aroused both curiosity and controversy since at least the year 565
ce, when St Columba of Iona (521–597), the first Christian missionary to
Scotland, had a legendary encounter with “a certaine water monster” on the
banks of Loch Ness.1

Nearly all of the bodies of water said to be inhabited by these
monsters are extraordinarily deep and icy cold, which refutes the popular
assumption that these creatures are reptilian. During the last glacial epoch most
of these lakes were also connected at some time with the sea, and are on the
spawning routes of such fish as salmon and eels.

Long-necked “Orms”

Several distinct types of monstrous, lake-dwelling creatures
have been described by eyewitnesses, including animals that are clearly identifiable
as gigantic sturgeons, eels, and catfish. But the most frequently-reported and enigmatic
of all mysterious creatures is the long-necked Lake-Monster, or Orm (“worm”). Despite
countless eyewitness reports spanning many centuries and even a number of
photographs, no actual specimen or other substantive evidence of its existence
has yet been produced.

It is commonly described as an immense, serpentine creature
with a head and neck proportioned similarly to that of a horse or camel,
complete with ears. Some witnesses, however, identify these appendages as
horns, so the same animals may also be called Horse-Eels, Water-Horses,
Horse-Heads, Water-Bulls, Sea-Goats, or Horned Serpents. Sometimes they are
said to have glowing red or yellow eyes, great fangs, or even the ability to
breathe fire!

They move in vertical undulations, and often show one-to-several
keeled humps above the water. A single hump looks very much like an overturned
boat. They normally range in size between 15 and 30 feet long, but specimens more
than twice that size have been reported in a few instances. Small front flippers
have sometimes been seen, rarely rear ones or tails.

The iconic poster child of this class is the famous monster
affectionately referred to as Nessie, inhabiting the murky 755-foot depths of
23-mile-long Loch Ness in the Scottish Highlands. Its bulky, undulating body
has been reported as being up to 30 feet long, sometimes showing several humps
above the surface. Its head and neck, when seen at all, are said to be proportioned
similarly to those of a horse or giraffe, and are topped with small, hornlike
projections. The earliest recorded appearances were in 565 and 690 ce, and have
continued sporadically through the centuries. But the number of sightings
increased dramatically after the construction of a public motorway along the Loch
in 1933. Some sightings have even occurred on land near the Loch.

Fig. 2. Sketch by Margaret Munroe of the animal she saw on BorhamBeach, Loch Ness, on 6/3/34. (Witchell, p.100f)

Lake-Monsters of similar description have been reported in
at least 265 bodies of water around the world. These include virtually every
loch in Scotland, as well as countless other similar habitats across all of
northern Europe, Russia, Asia, Canada, and even further afield, including sub-Saharan
Africa and the United States.

Hoaxes

Unfortunately, as with so many so-called fringe phenomena,
the history of Lake-Monsters has been plagued with notorious hoaxes that have seriously
damaged the credibility of all witnesses, and embarrassed and discouraged
serious investigators. In December of 1933, big-game hunter Marmaduke Wetherell
discovered enormous tracks on the shore
of Loch Ness leading down to the
water. Investigators from the Natural History Museum determined that these had
been made with a dried hippopotamus foot, such as were popular at the time as
umbrella stands.

Humiliated, Wetherell struck back: A few months later, on April
19, 1934, a highly respectable British surgeon, Colonel
Robert Wilson, claimed to have snapped the famous photo that became the iconic
image of Nessie for the next 60 years. (Fig. 3)

But in 1994, just before his death at the age of 90,
Christian Spurling, the last living conspirator, revealed that, at the request
of Wetherell, he had rigged a toy submarine with a carved monster head. This
was taken to Loch Ness, photographed in the water, and the photo given to Wilson
as a credible witness to present it to the world.2

Popular conceptions of the phylogenetic identity of Nessie
and other Lake-Monsters of her ilk have invariably been based on plesiosaurs. Plesiosaurs
(Greek, “near lizard”) were long-necked aquatic reptiles contemporary with the
dinosaurs, and exterminated along with them 65 million years ago. Ranging in
size from 15 to 50 feet long, they had squat, flattened bodies, short tails,
and four flippers. (Fig. 4) But any similarity between reports and photos of
modern Lake-Monsters and fossil forms is superficial at best. It seems to me that
researchers attempting to identify these creatures with known vertebrates are
just not taking all the observations into account. I would like to attempt to
apply some simple logic in hopes of unraveling this mystery, and propose an
identification which, if not yet provable by an actual specimen, at least makes
zoological sense.

Fig. 4. Plesiosaurus.

First and most obvious, these creatures must breathe under water,
because surface appearances are extremely rare—years apart in most cases. This faculty
is restricted to all fish, some amphibians, and many invertebrates. Any
reptiles or mammals would have to appear frequently at the surface to breathe,
as with marine iguanas, crocodiles, seals, otters, sirenia, and whales.
Plesiosaurs were marine reptiles, living much as sea lions do, which some of
them resembled. A colony of them in a lake would hardly be inconspicuous!
Likewise, ancient whales (archaeoceti) would be as prominent at the surface as
modern whales or dolphins. The very rarity of sightings argues irrefutably
against Lake-Monsters being air-breathing animals.

Second, all the long-necked Lake-Monsters are invariably
reported to move in vertical, rather than horizontal, undulations. This is crucial.
Among vertebrates, only mammals and birds are capable of vertical flexion of
their bodies. This is why cetaceans and sirenia have horizontal tail flukes, as
opposed to the vertical fins of fishes. Again, plesiosaurs were reptiles, and
their bodies, like those of crocodiles, moved side to side, not up and down.

Fig. 5. Photos taken in Feb. 1976 by Mary F. on FalmouthBay, Cornwall.
She described the creature as 15-18 feet long.

Third, the long neck for which these creatures are noted
precludes gills, which are an integral part of the skull and jaw structures of
fish and amphibians; no gilled vertebrate has ever had a neck. This feature
also eliminates whales, including the Eocene archaeocetid Zeuglodon or Basilosaurus,
as all cetaceans—even elongated prehistoric ones—lack necks. Some ancient
reptiles, such as sauropods and plesiosaurs, did have long necks, which is, of
course, why they have so often been proposed as candidates. But their
horizontal flexion and need to breathe air disqualify all reptiles.

Although all mammals have only seven cervical vertebrae, a
few, such as the giraffe, do have long necks. Indeed, the “horse-head” profile
so often described seems very mammalian. And mammals have vertical flexion,
another point in their favor. But unfortunately for their case, all mammals
must breathe air, and thus aquatic mammals are highly visible at the surface.

This leaves birds, which have both vertical flexion and long
necks. Many are quite aquatic, and some, such as loons (Gavia) and cormorants (Phalacrocorax),
both of which sit very low in the water, have been proposed as monster candidates,
albeit on a very small scale. Some reports have even described the necks of LakeMonsters as “swan-like.” But birds
breathe air, and none is known to even remotely approach the average reported
15- to 30-foot lengths of LakeMonsters,
let alone the much larger individuals occasionally cited.

So let’s review the relevant features of all aquatic
vertebrates (marine and extinct species are included, and sizes given are
generous):

Animal Flexion Neck Breaths Max Size

Monster Vertical Long Water 30–70 ft. ??

Fish Horizontal None Water 30–50 ft.

Amphibian Horizontal None Water/air 6–9 ft.

Reptile Horizontal Short/Long Air 5–50 ft.

Mammal Vertical None/Short Air 5–120 ft.

Bird Vertical Short/Long Air 5 ft.

It should now be abundantly clear that no vertebrates,
extant or extinct, could account for the reported sightings of long-necked Lake-Monsters.
So what is left? In the words of Sherlock Holmes, “when you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.” In the
case of the Loch Ness Monster and similar creatures around the world, the only
remaining possibility is that they are some sort of gigantic invertebrate. But
which kind?

The Orm

The only possibility among known invertebrates is a phylum
that includes what may be the largest animals on Earth: the Mollusca, of which
some representatives—for example, the Colossal Squid (Mesonychoteuthis)—may
reach lengths of more than 100 feet (including arms), and thus easily encompass
the reported dimensions of Lake-Monsters and their marine analogs, Sea Serpents.

In studying accounts of Lake-Monster sightings, especially
close-up encounters, it is striking how often the creatures are described as wormy,
slimy, and/or repulsive. Of the creature she saw swimming up Logh Fadda in
1954, Georgina Carberry reported that it was “wormy. You know—creepy. The body
seemed to have movement all over it all the time.”3

George Spicer, who, with his wife, saw the Loch Ness Monster
crossing the road on July 22, 1933,
said the animal was “horrible—an abomination.” Its skin was a “terrible, dark
elephant grey, of a loathsome texture, reminiscent of a snail.”4 Spicer said it
had “an undulating sort of neck, a little thicker than an elephant’s trunk,”
which was contorted into half-loops, and that it looked like “a huge snail with
a long neck.”5

Fig. 6. Creature seen by George Spicer on July
22, 1933. (Holiday, p. 49)

Regarding his sighting of creature on shore
of Loch Ness, on September 30, 1974, Dick
Jenkyns said: “I felt that the beast was obscene. This feeling of obscenity
still persists and the whole thing put me in mind of a gigantic stomach with a
long writhing gut attached.”

Engineer-commander Richard Meicklem, who had a clear,
3-minute view of its hump on August 5 of that year, described the skin as
“knobbly and warted,” and certainly granulated. Tim Dinsdale notes that “those
who have had a close sighting have generally agreed that it is rough, or warted
like the skin of a great toad.”6

Fig. 7. Commander Meicklem’s “hump.”

The ancient name for these creatures was, in fact, “worm,”
or orm—a term widely applied to Dragons. Ancient and medieval Dragonlore
frequently mentions that the bodies of slain orms “melted away,” leaving
nothing but the teeth, which would explain the lack of fossils or bones in the
lochs or elsewhere. In northern Wales,
local legends tell of the Ceffyll-Dŵr (“water horse”), a glowing, grey Lake-Monster
that haunts waterfalls and mountain pools. It was said that anyone brave enough
to attack and kill this evil creature would find no solid body, but only an
amorphous, fatty mass floating on the water.

Another feature that becomes apparent upon examination of
many reports and drawings is the rubbery elasticity of the neck and body, which
may extend to become long and thin, or contract to become short and stubby. The
length of the neck, in particular, may vary “from two or three feet to as much
as ten feet in length, and a foot in diameter.”7

Rare sightings of the creatures on land often describe their
movements as vertical and “caterpillar-like.” During the night of September 30, 1965, two
motorists independently saw a 20-foot-long creature “humped like a giant
caterpillar” moving slowly on the road verge, not far from the River Tay on the
A85 road between Perth and Dundee in Scotland.8

Fig. 8. Drawing by Torquil MacLeod of his sighting on February
28, 1960.

This flexibility is clearly apparent from the series of
drawings made by Torquil MacLeod based on his sighting through binoculars of
the creature, which was partially out of the water upon the opposite shore of
Loch Ness, on February 28, 1960.9
Similar proportions and apparent flexibility can be seen in one of the few
unambiguously authentic photos of Nessie, taken by Hugh Gray in November of 1933.

Fig. 9. Drawing based on photo of Loch Ness Monster taken by
Hugh Gray, November 1933. (Holiday, p. 49)

Also, both eyewitness reports and photos of the head (Fig. 10)
have indicated extensible, hornlike antennae similar to those of snails and
slugs. Indeed, Tim Dinsdale notes that “sometimes, on top of the head two small
projections are seen like ‘the horns on a snail,’ and the eyes (which are not
often seen) are like ‘slits in a darning needle,’ and they are ‘bright and
glittering.’”10

Regarding a sighting of Feb. 22, 1968,
in a beat bog called Lough Nahooin in Connemara,
Ireland: “Both Mr and Mrs.
[Stephen] Coyne agreed that the creature was about 12 feet long and both agreed
that they saw no eyes. Mrs. Coyne told us that she noticed two horn-like
projections on top of the head.”

Recounting a sighting in Loch Ness on November 17, 1976, which he photographed,
Cornish Wizard Tony “Doc” Shiels noted: “The head had horns, stumpy little
things…the head was extremely ugly, like a big snail’s head with those odd
little stalks.”11

Fig 10. Head of “Nessie” from underwater photo taken August 9, 1972, by the Academy
of Applied Science.

Drawing by OZ.

And perhaps most telling of all, a Welsh legend of a local “Wyvern”
(dragon) first translated into English in 1921, states: “At times one could see
it creeping with hateful, stealthy movements, here and there upon the fertile
slopes of Moel Offrum, jerking its cumbersome form into uncanny humps as it
made its way in quest of food, and leaving a slimy trail behind it.”12 Such slimy trails are uniquely characteristic
of snails and slugs.

For these reasons, I conclude that Nessie, Chessie, Champ,
Morag, and the like, with their long necks and two “horns” like those of a
garden snail, are most probably giant aquatic slugs, perhaps with a variety of
subspecies.

The Opisthobranchia (sea slugs) are a highly evolved order of
gastropods with hundreds of radically diverse species, of which only marine forms
are currently recognized. They have small eyes and several sensitive, hornlike
feelers at the fronts of their heads, used for orientation and olfaction. The
sides of the foot have evolved into fleshy, wing-like outgrowths called parapodia.
In several suborders, such as the Thecosomata and Gymnosomata, these are used as
fins to move in a swimming motion.

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Here is a comparison of the relevant features of these
invertebrates with those reported of Lake-Monsters:

Animal Flexion Neck “Horns” Breathes Max. Known Size

Monster Vertical Long Yes Water 30-70
ft. ??

Opisthobranch Vertical Extensible Yes Water 30 in.- ??

In 1975, based upon underwater photos obtained in 1972 by
the Academy of Applied
Science, the official name of Nessiteras
rhombopteryx (“Ness wonder with diamond-shaped fins”)
was bestowed upon the Loch Ness Monster by Sir Peter Scott. Interestingly, the
Greek word pteras (“fin”) also means “wing,” suggesting a basis for legends of
winged Dragons. But if these creatures are actually giant aquatic mollusks, as
I believe them to be, the highly-positioned diamond-shaped fin for which they
are named is probably an operculum (Latin, “little lid”)—a flap covering the
gill opening, which in sea slugs is located below the neck and just behind the
heart, rather than behind the head as in fish and amphibians. This is exactly
the position indicated in the photos, drawings, and eyewitness reports.

Fig. 11. Nessie “fin” from underwater photo taken August 9, 1972, by Academy
of Applied Science.

A Reconstruction

In 1987, I sculpted a model of the Loch Ness Monster based
on a synthesis of all recorded descriptions and drawings. (See opening graphic)
I believe it to be as accurate a representation as possible until we can manage
to obtain a physical specimen. Furthermore, I believe that the erroneous
assumption that these creatures are vertebrates (in particular, plesiosaurs) has
misdirected previous attempts at capture. And lacking a boney skeleton, they
would also be largely transparent to sonar. Future efforts might search for
larval stages more productively by dredging the bottom muck of the lochs—or
even better, some of the many Irish bogs and marshes rumored to harbor smaller
and probably related Bog-dogs, Horse-eels, or Kelpies. This is the approach
currently being undertaken by marine biologist Steven O’Shea in his successful search
for Giant Squid (Architeuthis) larvae amid oceanic zooplankton.

Fig. 12. Speculative internal anatomy of Nessie, by Oberon
Zell.

Assuming that these monsters are actually gigantic aquatic
slugs, what other correlations can be made with historical traditions and
accounts of Orms? One of these characteristics is the Orm’s vile toxicity,
which is said to burn the skin and poison wells, springs, pools, and the very
ground beneath it. The slimy skin of many opisthobranchs contains distasteful
and sometimes toxic chemicals as a defense against predation. Others have
special stinging cells or toxic glands, which in some cases are used to
paralyze their prey.14

A recurring theme in myths (such as the Argosy) is that of
“Dragon’s teeth”—seemingly the only recoverable remains of an Orm or Dragon, as
no skulls, skin, bones, or other expected trophies have ever been exhibited by
dragonslayers. A slug’s teeth—its only hard parts—are not set in jaws, as they
are in vertebrates, but on a flexible tongue, or radula, which is a ribbon of
precisely arranged teeth, like those on a rasp, used for scraping or grasping its
food.15 A dead slug simply dissolves into a disgusting glob of goo, and only
the teeth remain.

The keeled humps reported in virtually all sightings of Lake-Monsters
are particularly interesting in this context. (Fig. 7, and Addendum) The number
of these varies with the length of the animal, as there seems to be a maximum length
of about five feet for each hump. “Most peculiar of all, people have actually
reported the humps changing shape.”16 Because the creatures are commonly
reported to rise and sink vertically, these humps are most likely gas-filled
flotation chambers, much like the swim bladders of fish. (Fig. 12) When the
gas-filled humps are evacuated, they would flatten into the apparent dorsal
“fin” occasionally reported, as in the monster of Lake
Khaiyr, Russia.

In fish, these closed organs are precursors of lungs, and
are filled with respiratory air extracted from the water. But in gigantic, muck-dwelling
aquatic slugs, the gas that fills such chambers would more likely be derived
from the digestive process, and would therefore consist of marsh gas, or methane.
And, as everyone knows, this gas is highly flammable.

In order to sink vertically as described, the creature would
have to evacuate gas; the most logical orifice for this purpose would be the mouth,
which is not used for breathing. And if these creatures happen to possess
bioelectrical faculties similar to those found in certain eels and other fish that
inhabit murky waters (which utilize electrical discharges both to navigate and
to stun prey), then electric sparks could be used to ignite the expelled gas,
and we would have fire-breathing Dragons. What an impressive defense mechanism that
would make!

Addendum:

The most
convincing Nessie photograph ever:’ Skipper claims to have finally found proof
that Loch Ness Monster exists.17

On Nov. 2, 2011, Loch Ness
tour boat skipper George Edwards photographed a dark hump slinking in and out
of the lake's waters from the deck of his boat, Nessie Hunter, before it
vanished back into the deep. He claims the picture is the best-ever taken of
the Loch Ness Monster and “proves once and for all that the elusive leviathan
exists.” The image shows a dark brown keeled hump identical to the one reported
by Richard Meicklem in 1974. It makes a wake as it moves toward UrquhartCastle in the distance. The impressive
photo has been lab-analyzed and declared authentic. See full article and photos here

Footnotes

Reeves,
William, ed., Life of Saint Columba,
Founder of Hy. by Adamnan, Ninth Abbot of that Monastery, Edmonston and Douglas, Edinburgh, 1874.