A couple of Brits are trying to set a record for the world's longest crawl, which is simply masochistic, might well break the record for Most Boring Record and announces to the world "I literally will do anything for attention."

And, finally, what's the only thing worse than dedicating your life to building the world's largest milk bottle bridge? How about... dedicating your life to building the world's largest milk bottle bridge, and having the attempt rejected.