HELP WANTED: looking for temintes!

HELP WANTED: looking for temintes!

Hi im Bacteria and im looking for a heathy termite! so i can live in your guts! :D i just got out of eating collage and need a host! my activints i love to do is go for long walks and help you eat wood! i want a long term relation ship so you will need to stick with me! its a mutitulistic relationship! :D