He is definitely average or I'm fucked.
Well I'm not cos I'm a great looking chap, but you know what I mean.
(Barry from Eastendersis, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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aww, been married 11 years
if i had been recently dumped i would find this news of a man much shorter than me being in a successful relationship upsetting
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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what a weird thing that would be to focus on
a normal non-minging man with a real neck would relish his new found freedom and would go out with his mates and getting hawt poontang.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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is kroney the one who was moaning about being dumped recently? i still don't know who everyone is :(

yes
except that this was in hammersmith. and one girl was australian, so about as southern as it comes, apart from penguins. and the other 3 were all from kent/surrey/essex.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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Oh, well I can't speak to the others
but Surrey women are all whores.
(Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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one of my brother's female housemates at uni
was known as "shagger". Even in front of her mum. Top work.
(the mighty badgerAphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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my friend was known as "shredder"
because she once ripped a guy's boxers clean off.

oh man remamber when paul rudd married phoebe and they had baby rats in their cupboard
and one of the babie rats was trained in martial arts and got mutated by some chemicals and then fought a shredder with some turtles?
(QuintnoEXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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this did you no favours yesterday
and it will do you no favours today. poor stoopy.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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it was soooo cool when monica did that favour for phoebe and chandler found her messy cupboard and they raised their eyeborws and all the tops fell off

A mate of mine was explaining to me about a girl he had recently been with being very hairy downstairs.
He said it was like a black lab had crawled onto her lap and died. He then referred to her as "dead dog" for the rest of the convo.
(Set your faces to StunnedCome on 2017. Let's have it!, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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oh yeah
and i'm sure your mate just looooooves to spend £60 a month having some stranger glooping red hot wax all over his most delicate bits and then ripping it off. and then massaging oil in. and NOT in a good way. i'm sure his "area" is beautifully kempt with not a hair in sight.

fucking men. they should be grateful for what they are given.
(rachelswipewith a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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Any bloke who doesn't keep his downstairs in check is fucking disgusting.