I think i look like an idiot specifically because of my victory dance.... gotta grab the testicles michael jackson style while yelling OW! really loud, then you whisper Im a smooth criminal and walk away... its the only way its done

From someone who is only 22 years old and working full time since I was 19. I have already discovered the world is incredibly small and you will see people again. I can't imagine how many more times this will happen as I get older...

Until you realize this person decides to follow you because they were looking for trouble and your slight inconvenience open that door. You run and run but you always trips at that last possible moment and you feel fear. Oh, you feel that heart-clenching fear as this person slowly advance toward you with an in-descriptive face and a shady appearance. Looking at you, this person puts a Jack Nicholson and says, "HHHHHhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee'''ss your wallet." Then this person walks away.

hate to hijack top comment, but this is r/adviceanimals and the meme the OP posted should be giving advice to us. who cares if he made it thru a door? plus, not everyone here is skinny enough to make it through a door OP! think of other people besides yourself for once! it is just as easy to not rush and open the door yourselves, cmon reddit... -_-

Yep. Every college course I take has mandatory attendance, frequently with only one or two unexcused absences. Around this time of year, a large percentage of the student body are sick. I touch as few things on campus as possible.

The check straps on my car doors are a little worn (They're the flat metal things between the hinges, which hold the door open, preventing it from swinging shut on you) so I open the door, jump out as it swings shut and press the button on the key fob - Just like The Fonz - At least I think so.

I once did this to closing elevator doors when they were already over halfway closed. I scared the bejeezus out of the guy already in the elevator when he looks after turning away for a second and there's suddenly a guy standing next to him.

I have a friend that will intentionally let me walk to a door first so he doesn't have to touch it. It took a while for me to figure out that he was not being nice to me by going first but was making me open the door for him. Sometimes I mess with him and bend down to tie my shoes or something make him open the door. I am not his fucking door opener.

Fuck you. And fuck the bitch in front of me at the train station today that shied away from the door letting it close, causing everyone at the top of the escalators to stop while the next guy had to open the door again.

This is what this meme should be. A relatable, quick, childish, thing that everyone has experienced at one point in their life.
What this meme, along with many others, SHOULDNT be, is stories that happened to you that, in this case, ended in success. They are unrelatable and are not how the meme is intended to be used. So many people forget this.
So thanks for doing a meme right.

I've always done this, but I think my abilities are peaking right now. I've been training in Shaolin, and my door-sneak technique has grown bounds. It's all about the deliberate air of nonchalance. You must look as though you didn't even notice the door was rapidly closing. And you must ALWAYS check for folks behind you that would lose their own opportunity for a solid door sneak if you were to greedily sneak that door prematurely.

I HATE people who do this! Please. Please, take a look behind you to see if anyone is about to come through the door behind you. I can't count the number of times some jerk has done this in front of me. It makes it hard for the next person to catch the door, because it completely closes or nearly closes.

I try to never touch doors because of all of the nasty germs on them people are disgusting and don't wash their hands I remember when I was younger I used to clean and dress animals and not wash my hands and touch stuff because I thought it was funny and my mom got really sick and went to the hospital I don't even know of it was my fault but I know I wash my hands now and in fact I was at Walmart the other day an this stupid fucking dirty hippy smelled like shit so I told him to wash because he was going to make someone sick but I also told him that he was a rat turd