The Exchange."The ones in search of their hearts and the boy who desperately wishes to be rid of his." Lavi gets along fabulously with all the members of the Organization - except the ones he doesn't. D.Grayman X Kingdom Hearts

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The Academy for Villains and Superheroes. With crime rates at an all time low, the nation passed the "No Supers Left Behind" act. Because even superheroes need an education. Teen Titans go to school.

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You're Dating Who?! After Chad Cooper, teen heart-throb, and James Conroy, Hollywood's bad boy, are caught in a compromising position on tape, the word is out that they're dating. But they're not...right? James/Chad. Slash. Cracky. Sonny with a chance.

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Honesty's Policy. Ever since an unfortunate incident as a child involving copious amounts of Veritaserum, Harry Potter has been unable to tell a lie. "You're kind of a git, you know. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hair once in a while. And that's a really big nose. Are you Jewish? Yeah, I think you're Jewish."

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Ripple. "You, Artemis Fowl, are a wizard," intoned Aurora Sinistra. "Says the woman whom the gardener found trespassing on private property. Forgive me if I have my doubts." Watch out Hogwarts. Artemis Fowl is on the move. REWRITE.

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During Danny's senior year, the Fenton family decides to journey across America, taking care of supernatural concerns. Danny would like you to know this is not nearly as cool as it sounds. Not when you're stopping in places that have names like "Forks." Like, seriously? Danny Phantom X Twilight.

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Something Like Love. Romance is in the air at Hollywood; Zora's pretty sure someone spiked the drinks at Hollywood with aphrodisiacs. And it wasn't her. Het and slash. JamesXChad, SonnyXChad, SonnyXTawni.

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Once Upon A Dream. Disney just got PG-13. Bring it. High School! AU. Het and slash. Aladdin/Peter Pan. Eric/Ariel.

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Thicker than Water. Where did you think Gaara got his red hair and green eyes from? Harry meets his new brother, who seems a little south of normal. And sane.

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Firestorm. Zuko gritted his teeth and forced it out, "I'll teach you firebending...if you teach me airbending." Double element! Zuko. "There are lot of things Ursa never had time to tell you."

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In Which We are SCARRED. Fred and George sneak into the 7th years' dorm and learn more about their brother than they ever wanted to know. Ever. OliverPercy.

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"His first teacher died in a mysterious incident; his second teacher was committed to a mental institution. Are you sure you want to tutor him, Lupin?"

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Battle of the Brainiacs. Otto Malpense meets Artemis Fowl, one boy genius to another. Saying they don't really get along at first is a huge understatement. Pairings TBD. Dark humor.

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Puppy Love. yugi-oh/harry potter crossover. In which Jounichi is a Ravenclaw and Kaiba actually cares. KJ. slash. fast learner! joey. mentions of child abuse. WILL PROBABLY BE POSTED IN THE FIRST STEP.

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NarniaXHarry Potter crossover. A Muggle at Hogwarts. One minute High King Peter Pevensie was hunting the White Stag; the next thing he knew, he was stumbling out of the Room of Requirement. FIRST STEP

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The Sun and The Moon - NOW SOLAR ECLIPSE. Guess what, Artemis? My long lost cousin and her son are coming to live with us! Isn't that great? Cue instant spit-take. OC/AF Slash. Cliche anime romance scenes.

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A Different Hero. Ron Wilson should have known better than to pick up strangers on rainy afternoons. Especially creepy British kids with glowing green eyes and huge, black dogs. Harry Potter X Sky High Crossover.

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Schooled. Harry Potter had to admit it. Even with his wild imagination ( read paranoia), he had never imagined a situation like this. So how did he end up in 1945, a DADA teacher in Hogwarts to Tom Riddle of all people? Slash - maybe.

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Kingdom Hearts. And This is Why We Don't. Leon raised an eyebrow, "So, what? Are you an angel or something?" "We prefer Anthroavians," Cloud frowned. "But, yes, essentially. That is what some humans call us." Leon/Cloud.

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Love At First Sight for the Mentally Unhinged. Kyoko needs to get it in to her head that Hiruma Youichi is not an elven prince by any stretch. Ren thinks that he should be getting paid for this. Hiruma is thankfully unaware. crack!crossover.

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He's Just Not That Into You. The infamous love consultant, Dr. Harry Lovegood, comes to the small town of Forks. Drama, confused couples, and a whole lot of cattiness. Twilight will never be the same. HP/Twilight. Harry/?

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A Winged Word. Greek Mythology. Hermes and Apollo get together, not in spite of but rather because Aphrodite is a manipulative bitch. Apollo/Hermes.

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The First Step. Drabbles of the Harry Potter nature. Probably will include Naruto, Peter Pevensie, and Jounichi and Seto, plus others..

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Unhinged. Voldemort didn't know what he expected from a raid on Privet Drive, but he certainly didn't expect Harry Potter on the brink of madness. HP/LV

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My Irene Adler. It figures that the one time L dreams, he dreams of the most ridiculous thing possible. Tea and biscuits with Sherlock Holmes, discussing their respective enemies? Right. Light slash.

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Quintessence. Harry Potter always had an affinity for both water and fire. But in this hostile, warring school, will he be able to hide his talents?

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Lost and Found. Vampire Diaries fic. Slash. Male OC/Stefan. You can find love in the most unexpected places.

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The Fairy Tale Maker. He's the one who sets up the happily ever afters, success stories like Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty. But will he ever get a happy ending of his own? Slashy fairy tales.

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A Modern Superhero Story. Only the hero forgoes the spandex for some sensible cotton and the "heroine" is in fact quite male and not at all in need of rescue. One Piece. Zoro/Sanji.

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It turns out that refusing to crossdress on Gender Bender Day is a really, really bad idea. Especially when you're a bishounen. Hitman Reborn. Yaoi. LotsX18, somewhat sequel to Operation Hot Mess, Crossdress.

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The Foundation. He had saved their sorry lives more than once, and they re-payed him by forcing him to go to school? Bastards. Bleach. Ichigo-centric. Pair-less for now.

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The Discovery of Haruhi Suzumiya. "What the heck is all this neko, receiver stuff?" Crap. Kyon is quite certain the universe likes to make him suffer. Who showed Haruhi the Boys Love manga again? Crap. ItsukiXKyon

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It's the summer after his 5th year, and all Harry wants to do is grieve for Sirius in peace. Instead he gets an annoyingly loud, annoyingly perceptive blond who insists that he's a 'ninja'. Naruto/HP crossover. FOUND IN THE FIRST STEP

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9 years after the destruction of the Black Organization and the death of Ran Mouri, Conan Edogawa is a bitter, jaded teacher. His latest challenge? Teaching kids the same age as him. Kaito/Conan(Shinichi)

I like slash so fuck off, yeah? I can also stand to read really engaging, well-written het that is not the main focus of the story. Also, some graphic stuff down there in the favorite quotes, so be careful.

I've noticed lately that a lot of my stories are very similar. As in, stoic main lead, crossovers, not a lot of detail, mostly humor, few character appearances, horrible at romance, etc. This is depressing. And why I refrain from posting other HP crossovers. SO MANY, guh.

Done with her breakfast, and in spite of (or perhaps because of) the suddenly melancholy atmosphere in the room, Hedwig chose that moment to collect a sheet of loose-leaf paper from the kitchen table and carry it back over, setting it quite blatantly in front of Harry and hooting in a way that sounded strangely directive.

“Oh bloody- for the love of Circe, Hedwig, no.”

“What does she want?” Edward asked, confused by the exchange that had just taken place.

“Nothing.”

He managed to hold his tongue this time and was surprised when after a moments pause, Harry continued without any prompting from Edward. “She wants me to send a letter. She thinks she’s not being used to her full potential- gets after me every now and then to send her out with something.”

“So why don’t you just mail something?”

Harry’s voice was more detached than he’d ever heard it when he answered. “She doesn’t understand. There’s no one to send anything to.”

He felt as if he’d taken a punch to the gut. No one to send anything to. He knew from Carlisle that Harry claimed not to have anyone to take care of him, but what did that mean exactly? Possibly his family was all dead from this battle (war?) he’d fought, but there must be someone- some friend, some person to have raised him. He just couldn’t believe that this captivating boy was entirely alone in the world. Even Edward who was something of a self-described loner had his family, and beyond that a few friends and acquaintances. He didn’t know what to say. There was nothing to say. He cleaned up the bacon scraps.

"Signs of Waking" by hangedfire

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The trio was discussing the Prophet, and Chris was reading when Tonks appeared next to Harry.

“Wotcher, Harry,” she said, announcing her presence quietly. Her hair was dull, and she was wearing Hogwarts robes, probably undercover. She looked over to Chris before they could ask what she was doing and asked, “You would be Chris Halliwell?”

“I would be,” he replied, picking up his coffee and marking his page.

“You’re from America,” she commented, vaguely surprised.

Chris, however, spewed his coffee right back out and stared at her in utter astonishment. He choked, “No shit, is that what that huge land mass is called?”

"Fishing off the Roof" by Warriora

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"So…that was a nice two-run homerun in the bottom of the fourth."

America blushed as he exchanged a quick look with a flustered England, Canada blinked in confusion before realization dawned on his face.

"Oh no- I meant- the game, the baseball game! Your hit then. The end of the 4th. Not anything to do with you, England. Not that...that you did anything. Or anyone. Or America did. Aside from battling and hitting a homerun. I'm sorry, I didn't know you two had…during the game."

The three fell into an awkward silence and Canada felt pretty bad. He didn't mean to upset them, but now that he thought about it…

"…It does explain your comeback in the bottom of the 4th though," he mumbled.

The players, and even some of the stadium, seemed to fall silent at the booming voice.

"Not that we have a sex life!" England added. The silence continued and he blanched, burying his face into America's arm.

Canada gave the pair of them a weak smile and rubbed the back of his head nervously. "So, I'll let you guys go, eh? You probably want to go celebrate or something."

America put an arm around England, who was either shaking in suppressed rage or just plain embarrassment, and gave Canada a sheepish smile. "Yeah. We're going to go celebrate." A beat. "Winning the baseball game."

"Let's just go," England interjected. Canada suppressed a wider smile, now noticing that England's oversized shirt was probably on loan from America.

As the two walked away, Canada called out after them. "Have a great night you two!" They both came to an abrupt stop and Canada amended it. "Celebrating the baseball game, that is!"

And as they left the stadium, America remarked to England that perhaps he should have lost the game so Canada would have other things to talk about.

"Batting for the Other Team" by Abarero.

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Are you by yourself?” Yamamoto scratched his neck. “I thought we weren’t supposed to be.”“Hmm, I don’t think I will be for very long,” replied Mukuro, his eyes glittering with laughter, as if he was enjoying some private joke. As he sauntered past then, Gokudera caught a glimpse of his pale neck. There was a purple mark on it, just above the collar bone, and – were those teeth marks?

Struck by a sudden, impossible thought he squinted after Mukuro’s retreating figure. And then he heard the faint, shrill twittering of a small bird, sounding slightly muffled. It came from Mukuro’s jacket. Yamamoto’s eyebrows floated up. He had heard it, too. “Isn’t that…?”

If he hadn’t been so strung out on Chinese-produced absinthe, stuff that he now realized might turn out to be poisonous, and half-starved to death, he might have showed more of a reaction. But, as it were, the only vague thought that floated to the surface of Gokudera’s mind was sweet! I hope they kill each other!Or maybe he was just hallucinating...

"Forget it Jake" by Sjokolade.

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The door opened. He shuddered when he recognized Harry Two moving into the room.

Harry Two froze, staring at the green-robed figure standing in the middle of the room. "Malfoy?" he said in confusion. He obviously hadn't expected to see him here. "What are you--"

Harry stepped forward and swung the tray with every bit of strength at his disposal. It hit Harry Two in the back of the head with a resounding clang, vibrating painfully in his hands. Harry Two fell like a dropped stone, crumpling bonelessly to the floor.

"Oh, my God," Draco said, sounding faint.

Harry was already on his knees, the tray forgotten. Harry Two, he saw, had his wand drawn, likely in anticipation of an attack by Harry. Feeling a stab of vindictive satisfaction, Harry took it from him.

"Oh, my God," Draco said again.

Ignoring him, Harry proceeded to search the pockets of Harry Two's robe, looking for the medallion. With increasing despair, he realized it wasn't there.

Swearing, he grabbed one of Harry Two's arms and grunted as he tried to drag him out of the open doorway. "Draco, help me."

"Oh, my God."

"Draco, for the love of--"

"You just hit the Dark Lord with a fucking serving tray!"

"Yes, and I'm going to hit you with one, too, if you don't shut up."

"Pendulum of Choice" by Rushlight.

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Harry shook his arm free and watched as Luna drew a clacking necklace from the pocket of her robe. It had small silver charms on it, including a horse and a bird that Harry thought was a swan, but also many more ordinary objects—more bottle caps, sweet wrappers, pierced playing cards. Luna held it out to him, and nodded solemnly as Harry accepted it.

"That will protect you from Wrackspurts," she said. "I offered some to the people who bound me to the wall, but they didn't want one. I don't know why," she added. "I think the Wrackspurts were confusing them further."

"Thank you, Luna," said Harry. He put the necklace around his neck. Draco spluttered, but didn't actually manage to say anything, which was most gratifying. Harry nodded to Luna. "I think I can feel the Wrackspurt fading away already."

"No, that's your stupidity coming back," said Sylarana.

"No Mouth But Some Serpent's" by Lightning on the Wave

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And whether I’m right or not, it’s an order.”

They stopped staring and turned back to their work, but the tension in the room held.

“Goodbye, sir,” Hawkeye said as he reached the door. She had the gift of an expressive voice, did Hawkeye. Not everyone could have said nothing but goodbye and so strongly implied if you get killed it will be entirely your own fault, you will have let all of us down, and I will spit on your grave.

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This was a family restaurant, and the rest of the family was hovering—not intrusively, but hovering. In case Ed looked like he might, possibly, want something, Maes imagined.

Maes was having lunch with a celebrity serial killer. How special.

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“Well?”

“Things have been shockingly smooth since…shortly after I came back from East. Research, research, research. I’ve been carefully not introducing him to Major Armstrong.”

“You don’t think the Major would approve?”

“I think the Major might try to hug Ed, and then everyone would die. However, he does say he needs another alchemist around to bounce ideas off of.”

“As long as you explain to the Major that Elric was beaten as a child and is afraid to be touched, I think he should be able to keep himself under control.”

“…I don’t believe you just said that.”

“Maes. It will work.”

“You’re not even a general yet, and already you’ve got a diseased mind.”

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his was not the most encouraging comment Maes had ever heard. He was trying to think of likely ways to request elaboration when he heard her say, somewhat muffled, “Some idiot called Maes Hughes. You know him?”

And then a very familiar voice in the background. “What!?”

Thunk, clack, the phone changed hands. This was so exciting. “How the fuck did you get this number? How the fuck did you even know where I was, you freaky crazy stalker? Holy shit.”

“Hi, Ed!” Maes said happily. “I miss you!”

“Oh. My God.”

“You never call, you never write!” This was way more fun when you weren’t staring into his homicidal little face. “I thought you were dead! You could at least have sent me a bloodstained telegram!”

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If Maes believed for a second that Roy had actually foreseen how useful Ed would prove, he’d have been even more proud. As it was, he was proud of Roy’s bullshitting abilities, for they were truly epic.

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“A lady would never go looking for a murderer,” Ed told her.

“A princess would do anything for her people!”

“Holy shit, did you just say princess? You look Xingian. Hang on, are you a fucking princess of Xing? Why the hell did all you people feel the need to crawl across the desert this month, and why the hell did you all end up at my feet? Huh? Are you gonna steal my food now, is that how this is gonna go? Fuck off!”

Edward Elric: soul of diplomacy.

"In Defiance of Reason" by Metisket

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“This isn’t a race, Yamamoto-kun,” his physical therapist says, pencil tapping unhappily against his chart. “If you don’t cut back on all this extra training you’re obviously doing, you could seriously hurt yourself.” Tap tap. “Again.”

“Haha.” Takeshi scratches the back of his neck and tries for a winning smile. “Wouldn’t want that.”

She narrows her eyes at him suspiciously. The pencil taps harder. Rageful pencil tapping. It sort of cheers Takeshi up. He’d thought Gokudera was the only one who did things like that.

"purpose" by metisket.

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"Fletch!" Mrs. Redmond says. "You made it! Your father and I were beginning to—" His mother stops, her mouth dropping open. "Who is this?"

Fletcher suppresses a groan at the gleam in his mother's eyes. "Mom, this is—"

Oh no, Fletcher thinks. The titter. His mother only uses it in what she considers the direst situations. She has assessed Caleb as a threat. Now she's going to spend the whole night pretending to be dotty old Mumsy, airheaded and silly but still charming, when in reality she'll be prying every bit of information out of Caleb that she can.

Caleb looks over his shoulder at Fletcher, giving him a smug look as if to say, "See? Your mother loves me."

You sad, doomed fool, Fletcher wants to tell him.

"Hard Sell" by Aggy Bird

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"I need help," Rudy says.

"Yes," Jack replies, "Yes, you do. I have the number of a very respected psychologist in Anchorage – "

"Shut up, jerk," Rudy says, punching Jack lightly in the arm.

Jack chuckles, and bumps his shoulder against Rudy's. "Yes?"

"The elves are having a Christmas party this weekend. I need a date. Someone responsible and, y'know, old. To get me home safely."

Jack rolls his eyes. "How do you know I'm not a party animal?"

"Puh-lease," Rudy says. "I've seen your apartment. You have a sock drawer."

"Pretty damning evidence," Jack says, trying to smother a smile.

"Make the Yuletide Gay" by Aggy Bird

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“It’s not a place for children,” Paul muttered.

“I am not a child,” exclaimed a very annoyed voice from the hallway.

A young girl stood in the living room doorway, her hands braced saucily on her hips. Her hair was cut in a shoulder length bob, and it was an unfortunate shade of vibrant red. She was definitely the type of girl people would describe as spunky.

This probably meant she was doomed to be the sassy heroine of some future story, and for that she had Greg’s pity.

"Greg the Vampire" by Aggy Bird

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There was no warrant out for Malfoy as there was for Dolohov. At best, what the Ministry had for Draco was a thin file that might as well have been labelled "Suspected of being a Death Eater and a huge git, though no one really knows, except about the git thing and there we're pretty sure."

"Negotiations And" by Mirabella

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"But I don't want my full Veela powers. I like the powers I have!"

"Yes, you do want them," Narcissa told him. "Besides, if you don't take a mate you'll die."

Draco weighed death against having to go through life with a name like Draconinus Aloysius Cicero Saturninus Apollyon Alexandrin Marco St.John Xander Cyprian Gaudiosus Tarcisius Telemachus Leobard Agrecius Malfoy. "I don't want too many flowers at my funeral. And don't let Great-Aunt Mildred in wearing that revolting hat with the stuffed birds."

"Draco," Narcissa said between her teeth. "You will take a mate. You will do this because it will make Mummy happy, and when Mummy is happy, her little dragon does not have to worry about exquisitely adorning an early grave."

"But Mum –"

"Draconinus Aloysius Cic-"

"All right, all right, just stop with the names!" Draco exploded. "Fine, I'll take a mate. It's to be Pansy Parkinson, I suppose? Well, all right, she looks like a pug but I suppose she's not too intolerable when she forgets to be coy –"

Narcissa sighed. "No, darling, it's not as easy as an arranged marriage. You'll know your mate when you see her, now that you've come of age. The two of you will instantly form a mystical soul bond that only death can sunder, walking hand in hand through eternity in the blissful ecstasy that comes simply from looking into each others' eyes –"

"Is Dad still sleeping in the South Wing from when he got you a toaster for your birthday?" Draco asked pointedly.

"Yes, and he's going to continue sleeping there until he breaks down and buys me diamonds. That’s not the point, darling. The point is that your one true love, your mate forever, the other half of your soul, will be revealed to you at some point during the coming year, probably fairly soon."

"But what if she doesn't go to Hogwarts?" Draco pointed out. "What if she goes to Durmstrang or Beauxbatons or some uncivilized hut of a school in darkest America?"

Narcissa shuddered. "Don't even joke about America, precious. Let's just keep our fingers crossed that your mate will be a Slytherin of good family."

Draco's mum really did love him, he reflected, mollified. She just had a very strange way of showing it.

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The Sorting feast was a nightmare.

Potter and his friends had come in just as Draco was preparing to take a seat; their eyes had locked, and the bloody bastard had stopped, raking his eyes down to settle on the erection that had made itself rather urgently known the minute Draco set eyes on the stupid Gryffindor sot. As if that weren't bad enough, the idiot had actually opened that gorgeous mouth of his and run the tip of his tongue over his lower lip, looking as if he had no idea he was doing it. The next thing Draco knew he'd been on top of Harry on the Hufflepuff table, of all undignified things, each of them doing his best to lick the other's tonsils, and the tearful recriminations of the Weasleyette and the scandalized shrieks of a table full of Hufflepuffs had barely registered past that exquisite grinding rhythm their hips had fallen into – and suddenly Draco had been manhandled back to the Slytherin table by Crabbe and Goyle, cursing every step of the way, while a scourge of Gryffindors had dragged a similarly protesting Harry back to his own.

Bloody Potter, I'll get him for this, Draco thought sullenly. It would have to be him, wouldn't it? It couldn't be that Fleur wench, no, it had to be the Boy Whose Arse Is Apparently Like Veela Catnip. He poked savagely at his mashed potatoes and glared over at the Gryffindor table, what he could see of it between the massed bulk of Goyle and Crabbe.

"A Consummation Devoutly to be Wished" by Mirabella.

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"Did you behave yourself in my absence?"

Rin's eyes sparkled. Oh crap, Inuyasha thought, alarmed. He could tell where this was going.

"Yes! I took very good care of Inuyasha, too, like Tsukiko-sama asked me to. He kept falling over a lot and he went very pale so I made him eat lots and made sure he didn't hit his head on rocks or anything when he—"

"Rin, damn it," Inuyasha groaned, refusing to glance at Sesshoumaru. "What'd I tell you about making me look bad?"

"You said I shouldn't embarrass you because boys don't like girls who make them feel bad about themselves, and if I want to get married one day I should shut my word hole and make some food," Rin parroted back dutifully, tucking her hands behind her back with a smile.

Inuyasha nodded approvingly. "Right on, sister."

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Rin just looked at him. Across the fire, Sesshoumaru was watching them. Inuyasha darted him a quick look, then frowned at the little girl.

Inuyasha's eyebrows shot up. Okay, this was getting weird. He knew kids sometimes got attached to random objects, but what the fuck was he going to do in winter when she kept stealing his clothes?

It occurred to him that it didn't matter; after dawn came, he wasn't going to be around for her to steal his haori.

"You want the clothes off my back? What happened to looking after your sickly, blood-deprived charge? Some goddamn nurse you turned out to be," he grumbled, but he was already shrugging out of it, the fire-rat fur appearing even more crimson in the firelight. He handed it to her with a disgruntled huff. "Don't complain to me if it stinks like sweat."

Rin beamed at him, clutching the haori to her chest. "I like the way it smells!"

"Okay!" With that, she scampered off to the dragon's side, where it was resting on the far edge of the clearing. Why she favoured that thing over the campfire he had no idea. That said, it wasn't exactly cold, even if he was feeling a little chillier than usual. Once his body managed to replenish the blood he'd lost he'd go back to normal. At least he wasn't passing out in the bushes anymore, he thought cheerfully. That had just been embarrassing.

"She will pine for you when you're gone, no doubt," Sesshoumaru commented after a moment, his voice low. "Be sure to say a proper goodbye."

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"I totally kissed you just then," he whispered in stark disbelief. He could taste Sesshoumaru on his lips.

"Yes."

"And you—you didn't push me away."

A pause.

"No. I did not." As clipped and cool as the words themselves were, Inuyasha could hear the frantic beat of the youkai lord's heart. It made him feel a little better.

"We're so fucking weird," he breathed. Sesshoumaru huffed a small breath.

"Don't lump me in with your lot. I was minding my own business when you thrust yourself upon me."

"Bullshit! You were playing with my hair like a girl, for one thing," Inuyasha protested, pulling himself back to glare at his brother. "And—and don't say thrust. There was no thrusting of any kind."

The hanyou heard a soft snort at that, and for a moment he was amazed by how normal everything was. Inuyasha had just kissed Sesshoumaruand they hadn't killed each other, cried like little girls or tucked tail and ran in the opposite direction. If he took an honest look at himself, there was quiet surprise that he hadn't done all three. His life was weird, but this was a previously undiscovered level of Batshit Crazy.

"POISON" by Hella.

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"Good." He opened the case and held it out to Harry. "They're pretty much all the same in how much they'll restrict, so choose eight stickers and we'll see how that works."

Harry took the case eagerly and wasted no time in spreading them out on the coffee table to study. There were stickers of all kinds: cars, cats, birds, fish, trees, flowers, unicorns, clouds, rainbows, frogs, dinosaurs, robots, potion bottles, wands, cauldrons, stars…!

"Wow…"

"Quite a lot, isn't there?"

"Tons."

"Take your time."

"'Kay."

John chuckled and sat back. Harry very carefully sorted through all the stickers and took the time to arrange them in similar groups. Some of them he put right back in the case with barely a second glance, others he set aside and studied hard with great seriousness.

"If only the leaders of the world put this much thought into the decisions they made," Suntree remarked as he sat down on the couch beside Harry. Harry glanced over and stuck out his tongue. "Oh no, not the tongue. I have been wounded. I am destroyed. The power of the tongue, it has defeated me."

"Whatever."

"So casually dismissed, my woe has been. The same, never shall I be."

Harry poked Suntree's leg. "Stop being weird."

"Fine one to talk there, little one."

"I'll sneeze on you."

"I bet you would."

"Shh. Stop distracting me. Honestly."

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Laney rolled her eyes, putting down the last book she was holding and picking up the wooden spoon. "Anyway, I was thinking-"

"Better watch out for that," Suntree interrupted as he came into the room, one hand in his pocket and the other holding something. "That new fangled thinking stuff. Won't catch me doing it. Incidentally, I found that shoe you were looking for the other day. It was in Jamie's dresser." He held out a black high heel shoe, the very tip of the heel held between two fingers.

Laney snagged it and rolled her eyes. "Honestly. It's not as if you're going to start wearing make up and checking out guys because you handle a high heeled shoe."

There was a thud from the dining room and a handful of moments later Terry looked into the room with wide eyes. "What the hell?"

"Just checking out your ass, Terry," Suntree said absently as he studied one of the books in the box. "Nothing to be concerned about."

Terry stared at him. "The hell?"

"The next person who says a naughty word will get smacked with this spoon," Laney threatened, holding the spoon up in warning.

"A naughty word," Suntree said innocently.

Laney smacked him on the arm with it. "No one likes a smart aleck."

"Hey, that kind of hurt."

"Good. Remember that. The next person to step out of line will see the back of this spoon."

"Right." John eyed the spoon with amusement and looked at Suntree.

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"I stopped climbing trees when I was about fourteen and fell out of one and broke my arm in two places trying to impress a girl. She wasn't very impressed."

"Why'd you go and do that?"

"I'm going to blame the haze that was teenage hormones coupled with her great big… personality."

"Yeah, right, her personality. Not."

"And she had nice eyes."

"What color?"

"…That's enough out of you."

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"So, this is what you call teaching the kid magic?"

Harry glanced up at Tony and then back to Cam's nails. Cam grinned. "He's learning magic."

"He's learning how to paint your fingernails."

"He's learning how to paint designs on fingernails," Cam corrected, leaning in to study the swirls and starbursts Harry was carefully applying with little brush dabs and murmured words. The little drops of paint spread themselves out, twisting and turning into shape.

"I don't see the difference." Tony came over to look at her nails.

"Designs take very fine control to do, especially wandless. The vehicle may be nail painting, but the lesson is in fine control, precise wording and attention to detail."

Tony slid his hands into his pockets while he thought about that. "So in other words… you get to pretend you're teaching him while he paints your nails."

"I think 'pretend' is a bit of a strong word. If you don't think he's learning something, why don't you go ahead and give it a try?"

"I won't be tricked into painting your nails."

"A Different Start: American Harry Prequel" by Darkestar

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The illuminated words "The Vault" next to the steps looked intriguing, so he sidled up to one of the Hard Rock employees and enquired as to what was in this "Vault".

"That's where we keep the extra special memorabilia, sir."

"Ah, I see." Nicholas glanced around the room, checking for Lex (luckily he had his head deep in the brochure he had whacked his companion with), then continued: "Would I be able to arrange a trip down there? My friend, the one over there," He took great pride in pointing him out, "he's never been to a Hard Rock Café before – neither have I, actually – and he's a huge fan of this band… I don't know them personally but I think they're called The Beatles?"

The tattooed employee grinned in recognition, "I'm familiar with them."

"Oh you too? I was worried they were a bit of a niche thing."

"No sir, they're really famous around these parts. Around the world, actually. I'd love to help you and your friend, but I'm afraid we can't just let you down there. Special occasions only, you see."

"Oh." Nicholas' face fell as he watched Lex rifle through the pages. "Well thank you anyway. You have a lovely café. Goodbye."

Maybe it was the way he said it, or something, but Nicholas' parting shot managed to do something to the man's conscience. It also could have been the way Lex was staring at his Hard Rock Café teddy bear like it was the reincarnation of Christ that did it.

"Oi, Etonian?"

Nicholas stopped even though he had no idea what an Etonian was, or even if he was the one the man was addressing.

"Yes?"

"I guess I could make an exception. Call your mate over, and try not to make a scene about it. There's some stuff down there I think he might like."

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Clara then laughed, her smile changing from a mischievous one to a genuine beam. Things were all going so well, Nicholas could hardly believe his luck.

"So can I get you a drink at all?"

He'd definitely spoken too soon.

"Er, actually…" She grimaced, "Not meaning to jump the gun here a bit but if you're trying to hit on me, sorry, I'm not really interested."

His face must have formed something quite grotesque as she reached forward to put a hand on his shoulder, a mixture of concern and guilt flashing on her features.

"It's not you, honestly. It's just… I prefer women, that's all."

It was at this moment that Lex returned with their two drinks, an eyebrow raised at Nicholas' company, but also the ecstatic expression that had suddenly appeared on the Austen boy's face.

"Er, hello?" Lex enquired, unsure whether he should leave the pair two it or not. Judging by Nicholas' appearance things were going pretty smoothly. He was slightly apprehensive about the bemused look the blonde was giving his companion, but then again, what did he know? It'd been a long time since he'd had to woo a lady; he just wasn't going to tell Nicholas that.

If Nicholas' face could light up even more, it did. "Lex! This is Clara! And guess what?"

Lex took the pause as an opportunity to put his tray of drinks down on their table, as his fingers were starting to tremble from the weight.

"What?"

"She likes women!"

Clara immediately flinched, taken aback by Nicholas' bluntness. Lex tried to shoot her a reassuring look, one that said "it's okay, he's always like this!"

"Er… great?"

But Nicholas wasn't done just yet.

"You like men, don't you Lex?"

The two blondes' eyes met, and if the whole situation hadn't been so inconceivably cringetastic, the look on Clara's face would have sent Lex into hysterics. Nicholas, bless him, had no idea just how awkward and random he was being. And both the recipients of his rambling were really, really intrigued to know where this was going.

"This is… remarkable! Two of you in the same room, together! Wow, this is just smashing!" Nicholas exclaimed, and the penny finally dropped with an almighty 'clunk' in Lex's head. Swiftly batting Nicholas aside, he stepped in to alleviate Clara of the brain-bending situation.

"Nicholas… he's not really familiar with gay people. He finds them somehow scintillating, don't ask me why. But he was the same with me when I first told him, so… yeah." He quickly clarified, and the bewildered expression on the blonde's face slowly began to fade.

"Fallacy" by dltoro.

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"Right. OK. Why aren't you trying to kill me?"

"We've been through this. I need you."

Well, yes. However, it seemed to me that he didn't need an assistant and general dogsbody so much as a surrogate mother and psychiatric nurse. "Listen: I know this sounds like a stupid question, but why are you so scared?"

He glared at me. "It's not a stupid question," he said, and carried his empty bowl over to the pot sink. Placing it on the draining board, he drew himself up to his full height, head nearly scraping the oak beams, and announced, "I have radiophobia."

I waited for some kind of mental activity to initiate, but none did. I could only think how odd it was that Voldemort was afraid of radios.

"A phobia of radiation, boy! Of ballistic missiles and uranium and basically anything in any way connected with nuclear fission. So go on. Laugh at me."

He curled up in a ball on the floor and glared at me over his shoulder. "Well? Aren't you laughing?"

"Yeah, cos I find it really funny when the bloke who killed my parents has hysterics while we're getting bombed," I said, bemused.

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The golden gates were huge, ornate and flanked by silver elephants. Voldemort walked through them into a long, dark marble hallway, then stood still and waited. I stood next to him in puzzlement for several seconds, and was just opening my mouth to ask what was happening when an enormous flying eyeball popped up in front of my face.

"Aaagh!" I yelped out of reflex, jerking away from the horrible thing. It followed me, staring into my eyes; it made a few tweeting noises to itself and waved its tentacles. To my right I could hear Voldemort sniggering.

"Oh yes, this is so funny," I snarled. "Ugh! What is it?"

"I told you this place had a guard," he said mildly. "I don't think it'll be very pleased when it sees me, though."

"Some guard," I muttered as it floated serenely up to Voldemort, peered into his eyes and suddenly stopped dead in mid-air. It tweeted again in quiet perturbation, peered some more and sailed off down the hall, tentacles bobbing.

"Right, come on," Voldemort said briskly. "We'll follow it to whoever's in charge," and he took off yet again at 90mph. I wished he hadn't got such long legs.

"What if it just leads us into a trap?" I grumbled. "You should probably AK it now."

Then – there is no really way to put this – I was confronted by a horribly ugly grey machine rearing its sinister head out of the water. If asked previously, I would have said I had no particular preconceptions about submarines; upon actually seeing one I discovered a reservoir of deep antipathy towards what was essentially a machine for killing people. Films about World War II scrolled through my head. Über Periskop; Ünter Periskop. I no longer considered Faslane quite nice as nuclear bases go. I waited for Voldie to collapse in a heap, but he just walked straight on past; and we went past the little (little!) grey Dutch subs and all the way to the black creature hanging from the cranes, dead, like a corpse in a gibbet.

"Heo," Albert said when he saw which way we were heading. "So they've got it eout of the drink? Well. Doesn't make a great deal of difference."

"No, it doesn't," Voldemort said with ominous calm, nestling into his scarf. "Because I am not going inside it, no matter what."

"What?"

"What?" demanded Voldie.

"Well, if yeu won't go inside it, then yeu can't – !"

Voldie ignored him completely, raised his wand and drew the complex neon lights that rendered the side of the sub transparent. Albert wisely shut up during this sequence to avoid causing some kind of horrible invisibility-related accident, but as soon as the procedure was complete he burst out, "YEU'RE SEU BLOODY NEUROTIC. YEU'D WALK FAIV MAILS TO AVOID GEUING UNDER A LEDDER. AND WHEN ALL THIS IS AT STAKE. YEU'RE QUAITE INSANE."

Voldemort shouted a lot of things back at him (e.g. "YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH. YOU KNOW I'VE GOT CLAUSTROPHOBIA"), but he didn't Crucio him or anything, so I just studied the inside of the sub. This was frankly dismaying: there were a million little offices inside, all of which looked like the inside of a waste paper basket. I hoped it was just the Ploughshare sortie that had caused this effect, but suspected the condition was permanent; God only knew what state the bombs were in. I wondered if we would all die. The graffiti this time said RECYCLE TRIDENT!

"...and I don't care," Voldemort shouted. "I don't fucking care about you. I'm running this bloody show. Did you cast a stasis spell? Did you? Well, shut up then. If I say we're not going in, we're not going in."

"I caun't cast a stasis spell, as you kneuw perfectly well. Yeu might be a genius, but you've got bugger all common sense."

True. I wondered if I should back Albert up, but decided to stay out of it. Voldemort relieved his feelings by yelling, "Twat!"

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John sat down, subdued, and I sat and guarded him. His waistcoat really was rather awful; it was purple paisley.

After fidgeting next to me and sweating nervously for a while, he decided to make small talk. "How did you meet this Voldemort guy anyways?" he asked genially.

"He murdered my parents."

That spoilt the conversation a bit. We carried on waiting until Vol got back.

"How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Lord V" by cheryl bites.

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"Only a true prince can wake him up," Grumpydera eagerly said, while the others behind him nodded..

So when Dino arrived to the Vongola's place, he found Snow-bari outside, surrounded by bunnies and squirrels, a tiny yellow bird perched on his shoe.

The moment he had fought against Snow-bari, prince Dino knew he had fallen in love with him, so since he had disappeared from the the castle of Namimoriland, prince Dino had roamed the land to search for him. When he tripped knelt by Snow-bari's side, intending to kiss him and see if his kiss could wake him up, however, Snow-bari pressed the metal of his tonfa against prince Dino's windpipe.

"You woke me up," Snow-bari said with a smile that, somehow, showed fangs. "I'm going to bite you to death."

Sokka blinks, slowly, and cocks his head to one side and thinks for a moment past the sound of Jet choking that actually that’s a relief, because it means he’s not the deviant who was imagining that a firebender was hard, the firebender’s the deviant who was . . . watching . . . him . . . take his clothes off. Crap.

“Argh,” Sokka sort of says, sort of shrieks, and he’s never gotten his shirt back on so fast in his life. “I--you--wh--you stay the hell over on that side, dammit! There is now a line in the box and there will be no crossing of the line, you got that, jerkbender?!”

“As if it’s because of you, peasant. You think I put off this much heat all the time? They drugged me. I’m trying to burn it out,” Zuko retorts with a snarling, humorless smile, tipping his neck to bare the wound of a thick needle mark that Sokka hadn’t noticed before amidst all the bruises. He seriously, seriously has to wonder what kind of questioning technique they--“Apparently their idiot medic is new; he was supposed to mix up a truth serum.”

Yeah. Okay. Well, that’s a little less horrifying, at least.

No, actually, still horrifying. Oh spirits, he’s trapped in a box with a crazy terrorist and a horny firebender. A horny firebender who is currently their only hope and can’t firebend. Can’t firebend because he’s too horny.

Someday, Sokka wants an answer on why the universe hates him so much.

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-oh SPIRITS if anything’s EVER been hotter than that--and the way he moans when it works is going to be really, really hard to forget the next time they fight. As in impossible. As in oh fuck, Sokka’s going to have to learn how to fight with a raging hard-on or the world is doomed.

"Okay, We're in Trouble" by white_knuckle.

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“Welcome to the gang, Zuko!” Aang said cheerfully.

“What?” Zuko tried to sit up and glare but was gently held down by Katara. “Fuck, no. I’m not part of your gang! Uncle, help me!”

“Hush, Prince Zuko,” Iroh instructed calmly. He turned to Aang. “Mind if I brew some tea?”

"Can We Keep Him?" by the_twit.

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“Gotcha,” Sokka grunts, and now they’re both on ground level, where things degenerate into a street brawl, rough and claustrophobic and completely lacking in dignity. Zuko has more finesse, more skill at fighting, but Sokka’s smarter and faster and manages to get on top, where he uses the weight of Zuko’s armour against him. If they weren’t in such an enclosed space, Sokka knows he’d be pinned in no time—privately, he pats himself on the back for helping blow up Zuko’s previous warship and getting him to move into a smaller one. Long-term thinking. Good stuff, Water Tribe.

"the one where the fire nation clearly loses" by miarr.

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"I'm getting better already, aren't I?" Sasuke chirped enthusiastically, and because Shisui didn't have the heart to inform him otherwise, he murmured noncommittally, and went back to studying the cumulus formations hanging right over his head. Heh. Poofy.

"It's probably a good sign that you can keep your head out of the water now," he said, striving for positive reinforcement. "For the most part, anyway." They'd been focusing on the breaststroke, which Shisui had previously considered impossible to fuck up, but children were such joyful bundles of surprise.

Sasuke beamed. It was a shame he had such a rotten personality, Shisui reflected, because the kid could be pretty cute, in a poster-child-for-cancer-research kind of way.

"Now if you just spent more time—" he began, but was cut off by Sasuke's excited cry: "Nii-san!"

He leaped up and sped up the slope of the bank like a chased gazelle. Shisui craned his neck around just in time to see Sasuke fling himself into his brother's arms in a reunion scene suspiciously reminiscent of sappy endings in certain low-quality theatrical productions of which Shisui absolutely had no knowledge.

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The toothbrush fell out of his mouth.

Itachi was sitting up on his futon, and was in the process of pulling on the pajama top Shisui had dug out for him. He paused to give Shisui a questioning look, leaving the shirt unbuttoned, which afforded Shisui with a clear view of the sight that had shocked him to begin with.

The front of his friend's torso was a map of bruises.

Black and blue and blunt purple, angry red and faded yellow, like perverse flowers growing violently out of the pale skin. A cluster of them ringed around Itachi's throat just below his Adam's apple like a lopsided choker, which Shisui realized would have been visible if not for the turtleneck of the ANBU uniform and the high collar of the trademark Uchiha shirt. But there they were now, a mess of broken capillaries and blood-clotted contusions, and he couldn't tear his eyes away.

Shisui's first instinct was to blurt out, "Is your father beating you?" though it took him all of five seconds to realize how stupid that sounded, and to remember that he and Itachi were real people living in the real world and not, say, two characters out of the trashy novels the Hokage was occasionally found reading.

He dropped to the floor next to Itachi, and asked in a tight voice, "How'd you get those?"

"Carelessness," answered Itachi, which sounded about as credible as if he'd said, "Breakdancing."

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It turned out that Naruto, despite all his chutzpa, could only swim in a kind of clumsy dog paddle, which, pitched against Sasuke's drowning-cat breaststroke, made for the saddest swimming meet this side of the Fire Nation. From his vantage point, stilted on the surface of the lake, Shisui watched with escalating despair as the two of them floundered and flopped their way across the water, ignoring most of his instructions in favor of looking like complete idiots.

Shisui could have lived his entire life without enjoying the benefits of this charming adventure in childcare. He would have been happy, too. He was going to kill Itachi dead for inflicting this upon him. Any moment now, the sheer amount of second-hand embarrassment he was experiencing would prove fatal—and as if being total failures wasn't enough, the little asswipes couldn't seem to stop trying to sabotage each other. Each cunning attempt at jostling, elbowing, dunking et al only resulted in one or both of them taking in a mouthful of water and having to be hauled disgracefully back to land.

"You two are special snowflakes, alright," Shisui said hopelessly. "Stay in the shallows," he added as a warning, and began walking back toward shore, where he could see Sakura perched on top of a large rock sticking halfway out into the water, legs hugged close to her chest.

"The Colder Water" by Quillslinger.

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"Hey, Kakashi, I was wondering something," Obito said slowly.

"What's that?" Kakashi replied.

"You know how Genin teams have to complete a minimum of eight missions in order to be eligible for the Chuunin Exams?" Obito began.

Kakashi nodded. "You wouldn't think just going shopping or babysitting a few times would qualify you, but then again I suppose that's why this is the first time in five years rookies are entering…"

"Your team took quite a few missions, I'll admit," Obito continued. "But they only ended up passing the Wave escort mission. Even if that was technically an A-rank mission, it still only counts as one. How in the world are they allowed to compete?"

Kakashi froze. "That's a damn good question. I suppose my team did find all the lost pets they were supposed to, even if Sasuke did end up traumatizing them, and since they didn't lose, maim, or kill the children they were watching those would count, even if they aren't allowed within ten feet of those missions anymore."

"Or it could just be blatant favoritism given that Naruto is Minato-Sensei's son, you are his student, and Sasuke is my cousin," Obito teased.

"We're going with the first one," Kakashi said firmly.

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"Hey, Sakura?" Naruto said as Sakura made a move to head down to the arena. "You know you're one of my best friends, right?"

"Right…" Sakura said, not sure where this was going.

"Well Hinata's very important to me as well. I know that you're probably going to beat her, but if you make it anywhere near as humiliating as Neji did, I will not forgive you," Naruto said sternly.

"I won't," Sakura promised. "I like Hinata."

"Good," Naruto smiled. "And for the record, I'm rooting for Hinata."

"What? How come?" Sakura demanded.

"Because she could use the confidence boost," Naruto replied easily. "Besides, Sasuke can root for you."

They both turned to look at Sasuke who returned their stares impassively.

"He'll be rooting on the inside," Naruto claimed.

Sakura just sighed and went down for her match.

"It's For a Good Cause, I Swear!" by Sarah1281.

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"I think Remus and Bill would make a lovely couple, don't you?"

"No, I do not," he growls. I am not being fanciful when I say that. He literally growls. I think being a dog for so long has had an adverse impact on his behavior. Not as much as the dementors had, of course, but almost.

"For shame, Sirius. I didn't think you were a bigot," I say.

"A bigot?" He looks startled for a moment, then comprehension dawns. "Molly, I'm the one who's living in sin with a gay werewolf! I am not a bigot. I just want you to stop arranging Remus's love life."

"Mother Knows Best" by musesfool.

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“Good God, Alex. How tall are you?” she asks. He shrugs.

“About six two?” he says. She seizes his shoulder and shoves him towards the front of the car.

“There’s no way you’ll fit in the back, so you can sit up front. Travis, you go with him, you’re too tall to fit in the back, too,” she says. I blink at her.

“Mom, there’s only one seat up front,” I say as I get in the car.

“So sit on his lap, for Christ’s sake, Travis!” Mom shouts, and a few passing freshmen hurry away, looking alarmed. “You’re always telling me how gay you are, how much you like men, how you are just this special rainbow of homosexual impulses, and if that’s true, then you will get in that car and get on top of your friend!”

"Chemistry" by myheartisinohio.

“You will notice that Evelyn is a bit… over protective of her son,” Dad continues. I snort.

“Well I do so love a momma’s boy,” I say.

“It isn’t like that, Garen. A year ago, Travis had an accident.”

I look up at that. “What kind of accident?”

“He overdosed on sleeping pills in a suicide attempt,” Dad says. I stare at him.

“Yeah, Dad, that’s definitely what an accident is,” I say.

"Listen Closely" by myheartisinohio.

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Back inside the office, Leon was thinking about committing suicide, but couldn't move to get his box-cutters from the drawer because of the blinding pain pulsating behind his eyes.

God, he hated Cloud.

God knew this fact, because the statement was repeated at least seven times a day, and the almighty deity often chose to watch over the two doctor's daily shenanigans purely just to see just how wrong the idea of creating life was.

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Sighing and slipping his phone back into his pocket, Cloud shifted his head slightly on Leon's shoulder, making his spikes insistently irritate at the brunette's skin. He felt kind of tired. Time to go back home, maybe.

"What?" asked the diagnostician at the ticking feeling against his ear. High score! Oh, fuck yes!

Cloud turned around and slung an arm around the brunette's neck. "Either you take me home or to a strip-bar in the next fifteen minutes, or I'll suddenly have the undeniable notion you have some unresolved feelings for me."

They were in the diagnostician's car in less than four minutes, and Cloud was stumbling into his apartment-complex less than six minutes after that.

"I feel cold and unwanted!" Cloud yelled at the parking lot.

A roar of an engine is all he really got in reply, and the blonde vaguely felt that, translated, it would've meant some really foul words that had something to do with the family dog and his mother.

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Blood was smeared on his fingertips, and more of the precious liquid dribbled down the side of his face.

Leon swore, jumping off the bed to the blonde's side, grabbing hold of the short blonde hairs at the base of his skull, blood continuing to stream out of the oncologist's ear and down his neck.

"Calling a nurse right about now would be nice," Cloud whispered in a faint voice, eyes dragging closed before snapping open again.

"Oh, I don't know," murmured Leon, jabbing the 'nurse' button by the bed a few times. "I think I'll just let you bleed." he said sweetly.

"I can barely hear you," said the oncologist simply.

"An ear canal full of blood will do that."

"What?"

"I SAID YOUR MOTHER WAS GOOD IN BED."

"Really? Good on her. Pity she's dead."

"Nurse, Nurse" by YonderB.

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"Boys, boys! This one wasn't mine! You'll need to take this up with Zachariah. That is assuming you figure out how to get yourselves back to the Apocalypse. So tell me, what would you like to happen?"

"I'd like to win," Sam says instantly.

Dean's back to standing beside his brother. Gabriel is looking directly at him. Why is it so important that Dean reply to this? He senses his life depends on this answer and suddenly the future matters more than it has in a long time.

"Sam has nothing in common with Lucifer," But a tiny part of Dean can't help but agree that the Devil would give the same answer.

But what was wrong with winning? Should they want the world to freaking end? Winning. What did that even mean? Dean looks once again at the shrouded bodies on the floor. Together … and dead. No future in Hell, no demon blood, no Michael suit, no Lucifer.

Technically, they had won.

"The plan was wrong," Dean says. "It's not about winning."

Gabriel is staring at him intently now. Green eyes burning into his own.

He turns to look briefly at his brother standing beside him, before locking eyes with Gabriel.

"I would like," he tells Gabriel plainly. "Not to lose."

A small grin crosses the angel's face.

"The Road to Detroit is Paved With Hell" by sandymg.

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It was perhaps the only time America had ever known true fear.

Romano leaned his head entirely out the window to shout at the passing car, “Vaffanculo!”

“Get back in the car!” America – well, he would never admit to shrieking, but that’s exactly what he did as he grabbed Romano’s sleeve and yanked him back inside. The car swerved up onto the curb as Romano flopped back down in front of the wheel.

“Figlio di puttana!” he spat, making a gesture at the air.

America clutched his head, staring wide-eyed at the gauntlet of cars they still had to pass through on the busy New York City street. “Oh god,” he muttered, “why would you do that. What if a cop pulls you over?

“Then he will see I have an American friend,” Romano explained as he jerked the car around a slow-moving truck. “And he’ll see it’s okay.”

“Cyclist, cyclist!” America yelled and pointed.

Romano swung the car around the bicycle, bringing them close enough to see the whites of the rider’s panicked eyes. “Get offa the road, stupido!”

“That was a crosswalk!”

“He knows the risks!”

"alfred and lovino's excellent adventure" by rumbling_rose.

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The owl pecked at his front jeans pocket—"Holy fucking Christ get it off me!" Dean yelped while Sam just stood there laughing—and yanked out his money clip. It shook it furiously, scattering twenties and hundreds everywhere, until finally it had just one twenty left clutched in its beak, and then it took right off back out the window, flipping its tail feathers at them as it swooped up and away.

"Er, if I might trouble you just a moment, my Lord," Bigglespoth said, uncomfortably. Dean sighed. "There is just one small matter—I am afraid we have been having a minor difficulty with the American authorities."

Dean went still. "Yeah?" he said, ready to grab Sam and haul ass out of there. He took a quick look at the windows: they were open; a minute across the lawn would get them to the car—where the hell they were going to go in England, Dean had no clue, but—

"Yes, the American Wizarding Council apologizes extremely," Bigglespoth said, "but I am afraid they do not have your files in order. They have only been able to find your mother's registration, nothing for either of you, no WAT or WRE scores. We did take the liberty," he added, hastily, "of contacting The Franklin School, and The Salem Institute, but they have no records of your attendance either—as there are so many smaller institutions, and since the present unsettled circumstances we are sadly shorthanded—if you would be so kind as to let us have your wizardry certifications, or even simply let us know which school of wizardry you attended, we can continue to expedite the process of trans-atlantic reciprocal certification—" He trailed off, looking at their faces. Then he said, in a faintly horrified voice, "You—you are certified wizards?"

"Uh, " Dean said.

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"And I suppose you've salted and burned a great many mortal remains," Sir Nicholas said.

Sir Nicholas's head whipped around so fast it tipped and fell sideways off his neck, dangling.

"Man, that is not natural," Dean said, staring, and Sir Nicholas made a faint gargling noise—translucent red bubbles popped at the top of his throat—and fled through the wall, without even putting his head back on.

The ghosts staged a protest, picketing outside the chapel with signs saying "The Dead Have Rights Too" and "Respect The Unliving," and noisy chanting that drifted in through the windows at every meal—what do we want undeath how long do we want it forever.

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That night, Sam got Dean to climb out the window and lie under the stars with him in the cool dew-wet grass, curling around Dean, happy and hungry, touching him all over. Dean didn't dream a thing and woke up alone at dawn with the unicorn nuzzling him.

"Man, you guys do not deserve your rep," Dean said, rubbing his sex-sticky hands off against the wet grass. The unicorn whickered at him. Dean hauled himself up by its mane, and it walked to the stables alongside him, nosing at him comfortingly, a warm bright presence. "Yeah, whatever," Dean muttered, looked around to make sure nobody was watching, and gave the unicorn a pat. It snorted and reared showily before taking off across the grounds. Dean watched it running away until it disappeared into the woods.

"Old Country" by astolat.

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“God,” Sam said, “why the hell are you doing this to me? Why did you have to come here?” He stepped up again, and actually took a swing this time, which would have been laughable if there had been anything humorous about the situation at freakin all. As it was, Dean didn’t even bother to dodge, and the blow sailed past his left ear and he barely caught Sam as he fell. Six foot four of heavy brother was not exactly a walk in the park, though, and Dean kind of did a slow-motion slip to the ground thing that would have maybe looked cool if he hadn’t been being dragged down by an overgrown emo kid.

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“OK,” said Sam. “Now do your freaky thing and get back to your Sam.”

“You’re my Sam,” Dean said, and when Sam frowned, he added, “I just got two of you little geeks now, is all.”

“Jerk,” replied Sam, and Dean thought his face might break from how wide he smiled.

"But for the Graced" by kroki_refur.

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"Look, anyway," Merlin said, trotting to catch up, "it's not like I can start throwing fireballs or whatever in the Great Hall. What if this sorcerer—the king's sorcerer—" he added, pointedly, "—knows some really impressive spell or something?"

"I've got faith in you," Arthur said, clapping him on the shoulder.

That was the sort of thing Uther had always said to Arthur, before tourneys. Merlin was fairly sure that the translation into ordinary human speech was, come back with your shield or on it.

"I hate you," Merlin said, deeply and sincerely.

"An Exile in Albion" by astolat

The bed squeaked as Arthur got out, then there was a loud, heavy thump, and half the bedclothes dragged out from under him. Merlin pulled his head out from under the blanket. Arthur was collapsed on the rug next to the bed, clutching a fistful of sheets. "I can't stand," Arthur said, in betrayed tones.

"Come back to bed," Merlin pleaded.

"I have to—be there," Arthur said, and dragged himself up the bed post. He clung to it wavering for a bit longer, and then in a heroic staggering rush made it seven steps over to the chair with most of his clothes on it.

"Despoiled" by astolat

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"Wait to go, Harry," Oliver Wood congratulated as he help secure their brooms in their special cupboards. "Too bad about all those detentions though. The substitute Seeker just isn't up to par when we face the Slytherins."

"Thanks, Captain," Harry said. "Next year, I'm following the straight and narrow. No more detentions for me. We'll win the Cup again for sure."

"No! Say it isn't so!" Fred cried, rushing from his shower with only a towel on, still covered in suds. "Our Lord of Chaos can't retire!"

"What's going on, Fred?" George asked, wandering over damp and still shirtless from his shower.

"It's awful! He's retiring!"

"NOOOOOoooooooooo-"

"Guys, calm down," Harry begged.

"-ooooooooooooooo-"

"Chaos will survive with out me."

"-ooooooooooooooo-"

"George, will you...?"

"-oooooooooooooo-"

"Please-"

"ALRIGHT, I'LL BLOW SOMETHING UP NEXT YEAR!"

"-oooooOkay."

Fred turned to his twin. "You're a genius."

George nodded, and grinned smugly as he went to finish dressing, leaving Harry and Oliver to stare after him, dumbfounded.

Impending doom or not, some things never changed.

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"Your son's a cheeky lad. Half a sickle for a dozen, just because I admire his spunk."

This clearly wasn't the right thing to say for Snape's expression turned from suspicious to down right livid.

"This," he hissed, pointing to Harry as if he were a malfunctioning house elf, " is not my son."

She looked flustered and a bit confused. After her absurd suggestion that he was related to Snape, Harry didn't feel the least bit sympathetic.

"I'm his father," Harry said, "Potion's accident, you know. I blame his mother for buying him the potion's set as a child."

"Potter, shut up!"

"Don't talk like that to me, young man!"

Snape slapped upside the head.

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"... Professor Vesper Larousse-"

And there was a round of very enthusiastic clapping, as the woman stood and smiled at them.

"- will be teaching Dark Arts and Defense this year. She has a very extensive resume, but as this is her first year of teaching I expect everyone to demonstrate why Hogwarts students are renown as the elite of the wizarding world."

Lestrange gave a brief, but very pointed look in Harry's direction. The Gryffindor fought the urge to shove his finger up his nose and drool into his dinner, but just barely managed to contain himself.

"Prince of the Dark Kingdom" by Mizuni-sama.

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Many said death brought warm lights and soft voices, singing and enticing you to the final clearing at the end of the path.

They were wrong.

"You idiot, start breathing right now or I will kill you."

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"Er," said Merlin.

"Don't—" Arthur winced as Merlin carefully tried to extricate himself. "Go slowly, damn it, or I'll put you in the stocks for a week."

Merlin did as asked, but Arthur still grimaced, fingernails digging into Merlin's forearms for a brief second as Merlin pulled out. They separated like parted waters, backing away and standing.

It was not-quite-morning, and Merlin was painfully aware of the cold and their mutual nakedness. Merlin's skin was damp with the sweat of a broken fever, chilling against the morning air, and whathad happened to them? Something about that nymph, Merlin was sure of it, but what had she been singing? He couldn't quite remem—

A tunic slapped Merlin in the face and tumbled to the ground at his feet.

"Stop gaping like a fish and get dressed." Arthur sent Merlin's shift flying in the same direction as his tunic.

Merlin tugged up his trousers and put on his shirts, and stared as Arthur struggled into his own clothes and armour stiffly. His gait was a little different as he went to retrieve his cloak from the ground, and Merlin realised Arthur was sore, and if a strip of fire licked down Merlin's spine at the thought, Merlin wilfully ignored it.

Arthur jabbed a finger in Merlin's general direction, as if he could read the thought. "Not a word."

"I wasn't…" Merlin croaked, and was unable to say anything more.

"How Many Miles to Babylon" by Lyra_Wing

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"Executioner, proceed," Uther said. "Knights, if the prince interferes, you will stop him. Come away, Arthur. You have no choice."

Arthur said, "There's always a choice." He thrust one of his swords into the ground, then turned and scrambled up the bonfire, stumbling over the uneven and shifting pile of wood until he got up to the stake.

"Arthur, no," Merlin said, looking at him with those ridiculously blue eyes.

"I'm not talking to you," Arthur said, and put his arms around him. He looked up at Uther. "If you want to burn him, you'll have to burn both of us."

The executioner was right at the edge of the bonfire with the torch, inches from putting it to the wood. The hooded man hesitated, looking up at Uther—and Uther said nothing, too busy glaring at Arthur, his face mottled with anger. Arthur eyed the hovering torch a little anxiously—he was fairly sure his father wasn't going to burn him alive, but the thing was just a bit close for comfort. The wood underfoot was crackling-dry and full of straw and tinder, ready to go up in a flash. But he couldn't exactly say so, how about calling off that executioner now—

Morgana was whispering to Uther urgently, but he kept not saying anything, and then the executioner apparently decided he was meant to follow the last order and started lowering the torch. "Arthur, get out of here," Merlin hissed. "The only point of this was to save you!"

"Then the only point is for me to be worth saving," Arthur said, and tried hard not to think about what it was going to feel like to be burned alive in full armor.

And then Sir Dinadan stepped in front of the executioner, and barred the way with his sword.

"That Shall Achieve the Sword" by astolat.

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Naruto leaned heavily on Gaara, bleeding from new cracks with every move he made, and took a few steps toward his team. Only they weren't his team anymore, they were nothing now but his enemy, obstacles on his quest to protect them and Konoha. He fell to his knees before them, stared into Sasuke's black eyes, rimmed with tears.

And that was the worst.

"I'm sorry." A pathetic apology, one that couldn't make up for a fraction of what he had done, and they both knew it. "I'm so sorry." He took a hitching breath, eyes burning with tears.

"I'm going to kill you one day," Sasuke gritted out. "I'm going to hunt you down and I'm going to kill you, but before you die- before you die, you fucking liar- you're going to tell me why you left us."

"You still have your hitai-ate," Sakura said in a small voice, "and as long as you have that, you're still part of Konoha." Naruto blinked.

Then he reached up, untied it, ignoring Sakura's soft moans of 'No, no, no, no,' and Sasuke's frantic 'stop it, stop what you're doing,' and placed it on the ground before them.

"There." His voice cracked with unshed tears. "There. You won't have to hunt me anymore." His hands curled into fists. "You- you won't have to love me anymore." And he stood, turned, and walked away.

Their cries faded into the distance as Gaara helped him to ascend the mountain with halting steps.

That night, he sat next to Gaara, his companion now, and felt Kyuubi's inexorable presence, which he had known all his life and always would in his future, and he finally cried for everything he had lost, losing himself in the sensation of being infinitely alone.

"The Nine Broken Mirrors" by Ayien

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"I don't care if people like me."

"That is an uncommon attitude." He sounds curious. "So far I have encountered a total of two people who admit to liking you. This doesn't concern you at all?"

Sasuke wishes that he wasn't a teenage boy, because something in him stands up and makes frantic grasping who who whomotions when it hears statements like that. He ignores it. "No."

"Hmm. I can't tell if you're lying." Sai changes to a coloured pencil; his smile never flickers. "Naruto likes you. And Sakura likes you, but she thinks that you're not good enough for Naruto."

"I'm sure she does." Sasuke snorts. "What do youthink?"

"At the moment I think you might be amazingly homosexual," Sai says, his tone still impeccably polite. "Though I'm not very good at guessing these things yet, so please feel free to correct me."

Sasuke doesn't correct him, largely because it's taking every ounce of self-control he possesses not to choke on his own tongue. When he can speak properly he contents himself with: "I can't believe they picked youas my replacement."

"Sakura says that Team Kakashi is required to have at least one black-haired social retard to balance out the fact that Naruto is both blindingly blond and disgustingly charismatic. But I'm not supposed to tell him that."

"the listening sky" by mercurial_wit

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"My name is Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and you are?"

Naruto looked up into the man's weathered old face in some form of shock, but he managed to pull himself together enough to remember that there had been a question directed at him at the end of the man's introduction.

"uh…er…" Naruto fumbled over his reply, already feeling really weird that his thoughts were still a mix of his native Japanese and this new language that was now trying, with some difficulty, to overtake his stubborn, native tongue and push it out into oblivion. "My name is…"

The old man – Dumbledore, did he say his name was? – was now watching him intently and yet patiently, with an odd smile tugging at the sides of his mouth.

Naruto rubbed his temples, much like Shikamaru would do after only five minutes into a mission. What was his name? He searched his mind for clues, but for some unfathomable reason, he kept on encountering the image of those fish cakes that usually sat on the top of ramen noodles. With growing frustration at coming up completely blank on the information he just knew he used to know, Naruto did what he usually did in a tight spot. He became incredibly loud.

"MY NAME IS…" Naruto stepped up and gesticulated wildly, much like he used to do when he was declaring himself the next Hokage to people who wouldn't listen or didn't care. He stuck his index finger up into the air, importantly. "SWIRLY FISHCAKE SPIRAL!"

Naruto dropped the hand he had used to point, so emphatically, up toward the ceiling – knowing that there was something really, almost criminally wrong with his answer. He tried to ignore the muttered, moron, he could hear emanating from the Sasuke's position to his right – by laughing stupidly and rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment. Yet soon, that was completely unnecessary as the entire room burst into a din of raucous laughter.

"Sinking into Sweet Uncertainty" by phoenixdown7

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"So the myth is true," Sam says, sounding like a giddy kid at Christmas. "Fairies were angels once."

The Queen winces. "We dislike that word. We were once the Host. Now no more."

The Queen's eyes narrow in fury and Dean watches in fascination as the color drains from the walls like liquid, sliding across the floor and pooling in a writhing puddle at the Queen's feet like a tiny sea of iridescent water.

Abruptly, the Queen laughs again. This time it doesn't just feel like the hairs on the back of his neck stand up—it feels like they pack their bags and tear off for parts unknown. His skin itches like its covered in fiberglass, like he'll never be able to scratch enough.

"We can see your charm, now," the Queen says, tilting her head and examining Dean with far too much attention. "You would make a good addition to the court. We have need of a Jester."

"Really?" Sams says, perfectly straight-faced. "You think Dean would make a good fairy?"

"I will kill you in your sleep," Dean says.

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Sam plucks it from the air and Dean leans over to examine it, watching as delicate ink lines unfold and curl across the page. It's a map of America. At first, the states' shapes look somehow wrong, until Dean realizes that there aren't enough of them; there are only thirteen.

"You have got to be kidding me. This is a map of the frigging Colonies."

The Queen appears honestly puzzled. "The location of the Winter Court has not changed."

Sam's expression is somewhere between pained and amused. "Right," he says. He stares at the map, and Dean can just imagine his freakish brain making the calculations as he stares at the deep, electric blue spot glowing in the middle that marks the Winter Court. "So... then the Winter Court is in the... Appalachian Mountains?" He puts his finger to the map. "This is where Kentucky is today."

"Great," Dean says. "Kentucky."

The Queen coughs delicately, and the tall, thin version of her hovering in the background covers her mouth to hide laughter again. "We find it is... easy to glamour the mortals in that area. Keep the map safe. It will guide you," she says. On the last word, another point of light flares on the map: it's an eye - searing pink.

"You are the pink light. Follow it to the fairies," the Queen explains.

"Awesome," says Dean. "Like unicorn hunting couldn't get gayer."

"Sam and Dean Winchester: Unicorn Hunters" by aggybird

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They switch positions a handful times, they smile at each other, giant pupils of lust and not a single thing making them believe the affection is lost. Nothing is to be rushed, since they know by heart the time Sally’s shift ends.

Then, in this special moment in which Percy is sitting in Luke’s lap, legs wrapped around his waist and Luke’s legs spread to give Percy space, and they are kissing with a certain amount of passion, the door is opened and they hear a: “You won’t believ—”

They stop abruptly, backing away from each other and looking at the door.

It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, slash

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.

Petunia Dursley is cleaning the attic and finds a previously unknown copy of Lily's will. Ecstatic at her discovery, she promptly abandons her burdensome nephew, along with Lily's will, on the doorstep of her childhood nemesis (aka, Severus Snape). ***SEQUEL "Lily's Last Wish" NOW POSTED*** I do not own Harry Potter or make any money from these stories.

REWRITTEN: There was the softest sound from the window; he spun his head to look. He found, much to his alarm, a figure cloaked in black crouching down and balanced precariously on the sill. "I did not expect to run into a exorcist here." -Complete-

Fem!Sanji. Starting from Sanji's first appearance and following the Manga with the flirty cook as a flirty female cook. Should be fun! R and R is loved to pieces. ZoroXFem!San later on but with slow burn. BE WARNED lots of rehashing of canon w/ a few new arcs.

SONADOW. After Chaos Control goes awry, Sonic and Shadow go AWOL...landing in a parallel dimension with many familiar faces, but a huge problem. Getting back would be so easy - that is, if everyone wasn't insisting that Sonic is 'Prince' Shadow's slave...

Lelouch Lamperouge; lady-killer, lover, and liar. Conning single, rich women out of every penny they have is his pastime. Pretending to be gay to woo the world's wealthiest man and swindle him out of every cent he has is his mission.

Miles desperately needs a way to get rid of an unwanted admirer, and what better way is there than to pretend to date his very male, straight best friend and rival? It sounded so foolproof in his head...

In 2013, Harry gets caught up in some powerful magic of questionable origins. Inadvertently, he drags an unsuspecting Blaise along with him back to the past. With a new identity, Harry tries to live the life that he was cheated out of by Fate, Dumbledore and Riddle. Time travel/Multi-house friendship.

Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.

HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.

Once upon a time, three brothers came up with a plan to change the world forever. Centuries later, wizards still fight over the scraps of their power. However, only one person can truly lay claim to their destiny. AU. Harry/Lisa Turpin pairing in later chapters.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Tim gets transported to the cartoon Young Justice world, and he's not sure he knows how to deal with it. Attention: If you want to know about Artemis or people from Tim's world the final note on my profile is for you.

When Percy returned with what seemed to be a demigod, no one at Camp could have foretold who he would turn out to be. When Alex is kidnapped by a strange ancient Grecian cult, he causes and is supposed to heal a war in a world that he doesn't believe in.

Harry won the war. It's a couple months afterwards, and unexpectedly, he's quite literally picked up off the face of the world and shoved into another. One where Harry Potter died a long time ago and the Potter family's still fighting a war with a Dark Lord whose ruling over the world one muggle murder at a time. They say he's their only hope. Harry just really doesn't want in.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

The Guardians discover that, outside of Earth, many races actually worship Jack as a God. Meanwhile, the Avengers deal with the implications that come with an almighty spirit, otherworldly religions, and the revalation that Santa is real.

Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

PreOotp, Slash. Fifth Year has arrived for Harry Potter and he's ready for the usual things like Ron and Hermione's fights and Voldemort at the end. He's not ready for the DADA teacher and the changes she'll bring.

Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.

Stupid to say- to point out about a waterbender, but Aomine had eyes like the ocean, deep, and dark, and cold, like a giant weight was pressing upon you, dragging you into it's depths, leaving you gasping for air. (The Avatar: The Last Airbender AU of Kuroko no Basuke. Epic, ongoing, endless.) Character death has appeared.

Why is life never simple? Red Robin's ended up worlds away from home once again, and now what's he to do? What do the Avengers want from him; do SHIELD have another agenda; and is there any way back? Pre-New 52. No slash. Rated for inevitable language/violent themes.

Red Robin is caught in an explosion and finds himself in Gotham- but not his Gotham. What does he do now? Prequel to Family Ties; tie-in to Flashback. No slash, rated for language and violent themes in later chapters.

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

Kurt dreaded turning of age, convinced that his soulmate would be someone he loathed. But when his birthday arrives and his soulmate is none other than international rockstar Blaine Anderson, his life takes a turn he never expected but always dreamed about. (Famous Warblers/Soulmate AU) (Klaine w/ a side of Huntbastian) ABANDONED

While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...

"The truth is plain and simple: James T. Kirk is a genius, even under the most unfavorable conditions..." A series of one-shots where Jim shows his ingenuity while he's bleeding, poisoned, or just hurt in some general way.

Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.

After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.

AU. Suzaku is an FBI agent with serious issues, serious denial and a death wish. It's Dr. Lamperouge's job to try to get him sorted out...but things get disrupted when Lelouch's past comes back to haunt him.Yaoi.

Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.

They were heroes, but it was not confirmed if they had any powers. They never took off their helmets and never spoke. They always appeared on their motorcycles and always departed after a battle in the same fashion, before anyone can hope to approach them. But that wasn't the strangest thing about them. There was one thing even more odd; they protected the mutants.

AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.

What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus

Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

xXxHolic / Being chased by nasty spirits with the intent to devour him was merely a fact of Watanuki Kimihiro's strange life. He was about to discover that amorphous spirits weren't the only ones hungry for his flesh. Doumeki x Watanuki x OC YAOI

A game of truth or dare gone wrong reveals Ichigo's embarrassing secret: he's still a virgin - but not for long! Not when Rangiku and the others are determined to help him fix his "problem." No matter what. Urahara/Ichigo, yaoi. Pure, epic crack/fluff.

For six months Santana has been living in New York City with Kurt and Rachel, but now Brittany has received her diploma and is finally coming to join them. Can new relationships accommodate old ones? And can the past ever really be recaptured?

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Sherwood/Torchlock :p The horniest man in the universe plays opposite the least interested man in the universe. Jack never asked for this. Watson never dreamed this was possible. Rated M for heavy lemon.

Peter already wasn't dealing well with the whole Spiderman thing, and then all of this happened. He has his own problems, but somehow or another he keeps stumbling into other people's too. Pre-Avengers, slow buildup.

The gods will rue the day they let that Jackson, that rogue son of Sally Jackson and Poseidon, in on his heritage. And Riker Jackson, well, he's ready to turn this world of Greek Mythology upside down. With his new friends, he might do just that. Besides, it's boring enough already. Time to make heads roll. Badass!Punk!Confident!Percy, AU

Due to unfortunate circumstance. Batman has landed right in the Great Hall at the Beginning of third year, and somehow acquired an undesired and unwanted magical ability in the process. Until he can find his way home and be rid of his new ability, he'll have to deal with the Wizarding World and all the quirks that come with it.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Everyone knew Dumbledore was a little loopy, but no one expected him to create a "ghost hunting" class, much less one that was run by some wacky American. Having never experienced muggle ghosts, Hogwarts is in for a rude awakening this year…

AU, set in Kurt's freshman year of college. Kurt has never met Blaine. Burt's heart attack left Kurt concerned about his father's health so he put his dreams on hold, but a surprise opportunity may be all that Kurt has wished for and more.

Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.

COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21

BEING REVISED! Exhausted of options, James Potter tries to find a way to break his wife out of Azkaban. His deceased son popping in from an alternate reality was the last complication he ever wanted, but it just might be the one he needs.

As bodies pile up and evidence remains scarce, the CSI team has to fight against increasingly strange circumstances and an even stranger suspect in order to solve what is likely the most complicated case they have ever encountered. /FMA 2003 anime, NOT CoS compliant/

AU- Given up after that fateful night, a prodigious Harry Potter ends up in America, working as a Lab Tech/Federal Agent. Now his family wants him back, but can he trust their motives? Can he trust his own? Multi-crossover.

These one-shots represent my attempt to spread the Kurtbastian love one misguided story at a time. Each individual story will have its own rating and warnings. I have continued this in Kurtbastian One-shots from Tumblr Part 2. Please continue following the stories in that collection. Thank you :) Kurt H. and Sebastian S.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

HP/Southern Vampire Mysteries. Harry was tired of all the attention he got in Europe and decided to hide. What better place to do that than Shreveport, Lousiana? He had not counted Vampires in the deal and especially not Eric Northman. SLASH

Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

After the explosion of the Nasty Burger, Daniel has become the protege Vlad always wanted; however, Daniel's life is thrown into chaos when he is transported to a reality where the accident never happened, and it is up to him to divine his purpose in this alternate timeline...AU

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

Work in progress. "Search for the value of that which you seek, for alchemy already knows." Alchemy knew what Ed wanted when his fingertips touched that circle, but Ed did not yet understand how value differs from price, how equivalent differs from equal. The Gate calculates with one small difference, and Trisha Elric lives - but the cost may be too high for Ed to afford.

I knew protocol. And I knew it did not include eavesdropping on the monarchs of Narnia. But it wasn't necessarily eavesdropping if the monarchs did not heed who stood around them when conversing. New chapter up.

He starts noticing all these little things about Hintata that make his stomach do that twisty, knotty thing again. Like how small his hands look holding the ball but how larger than life he seems when he's flying through the air to meet a toss. Like how quick he is to anger, and is even quicker to smile. Like how that smile lights up his whole face. BL KageHina

After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.

Something weird is happening at McKinley High School. In fact, the situation is just downright disturbing at times. "Kurt?" Rachel asked finding the boy hiding under the piano, "What's wrong?" Staring up at her in a mixture of confusion and fright, Kurt says, "Boys keep kissing me." With no apparent explanation, boys just keep kissing Kurt Hummel.

Wally West was the guy everyone wanted to be at Gotham Academy, and he knew he could get anyone he wanted. So when Roy Harper makes a bet with him to take Dick Grayson, the nerdy rich kid, to Prom he accepts. But he gets more than he bargained for. Wally/Dick AU

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Formerly titled 'The Forest's Creatures'. Roxas never believed the stories, that there were creatures in the forest...but he never left the village, regardless. Until Sora went missing. AkuRoku, Marxene, and Zemyx with one-sided VexZex. AU.

Alex Rider is now nineteen and a fully fledged member of MI6. A name known all over the world, he is sought after by almost every intelligence agency for a mission, and wanted by the same amount of terrorist organisations for his death. Sent back to Brecon Beacons for some protection from said terrorists, how will the SAS handle such an unexpected surprise? June 6th; Hiatus.

"They only met once, but it changed their lives forever." Human!AU. Breakfast Club-esque. Five boys from different cliques are forced to spend a Saturday in detention together. While there, they learn more about each other than ever imaginable. Main characters: Russia, America, England, France, China (Human names used). Various pairings (RusAme, FrUk, etc.)

COMPLETE. Blaine is pretty popular in his city of Long Beach, CA. Summer is here and he's ready to spend it with friends- BMX bike riding in the skate park and surfing when the waves are perfect. Flirting with girls is a definite. But when a new kid from Ohio shows up, Blaine finds himself wanting to share all these things with him, too. But Kurt's just his friend, right?

With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel

Wally is trying to heal and reassemble the shards of his life after surviving a brutal attack at the hands of his own father. His best friend and half the Justice League have no intention of letting him go through it alone, but they might not be enough. Rudy West is far from done with him. Sequel to 'It All Started Fairly Normally'. Part 2 of Mainline. **Edit: Part 3 is now up!**

Peter and Tony both pretend that they never learnt of their relation. But they can only do that for so long, especially when friend and foe alike won't let them just ignore it. Meanwhile, Peter desperately needs to know why the person he believed to be his father experimented on him. The problem is, superhero Peter may be, some things may be a little too dangerous to touch.

"Pfah! What good're cops in a town like this?" The old man waves dismissively. "Nah, Phantom'll take care of things, same as he always does." (The Winchesters come to Amity Park, chasing vampires. They weren't expecting ghosts. SuperPhantom fic.)

An odd yet comforting acquaintance starts between Harry Potter and a Slytherin outcast one year below him: Sherlock Holmes. No slash, kid!lock, should be canon-compliant. Rated T just to be safe, mentions of child abuse.

Cowritten with GleekMom. Badboy!Blaine AU: Blaine Anderson and his crew rule the school while Kurt and his friends just try to stay out of the line of fire. That all changes when Kurt and Blaine form an unlikely friendship. Will they break down each others' walls and learn to trust one another, or are old habits too hard to break? Rated M for language, some violence, eventual smut

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

It's been ages since he's felt that call but Jack doesn't forget, and he's always valued his friends no matter how long they've been away. He just wishes Thor would stop trying to leave him offerings by his staff when he thinks Jack's not looking.

Asuka Masamune's been outed by the premiere Yan-Yan Magazine! In response, his mother expels him from Ginyuri Academy for his otomen ways and forces him into an ultra-rich academy, where the girls wear yellow dresses and the boys wear blue suits. How is Asuka going to cope in a strange environment among the wealthiest students in Japan? Will he be able to return to his friends?

Alec meets Magnus again five years after an impromptu kiss in his middle school parking lot, and apparently his childhood crush would like to have a word. Contest Prize for skybluepinkwithpurplepolkadots. Malec. Fluff. College AU.

Danny Fenton was not having a good day. It was the first day of school, he had to deal with Walker and his parents, and he managed to stumble into a magical world. After escaping through a portal Danny discovered a new world - a dark, magical world. A world with a different type of danger for him.

Demon Prince Ryoma, on his way to Earth, has ended up stuck in Heaven with a broken portal-between-dimensions and the haughty archangel Atobe as his caretaker. He's about to find out that angels aren't so different from demons after all, and his mission to get to the "middle ground" Earth might not be the be-all, end-all solution to his problems he thought it would be. [SLASH, AU]

As much of a hard-ass with a heart of ice as he may seem, Rin Matsuoka really does care for his old friends from the Iwatobi Swim Club. He misses them and as much as he tries to deny it to himself, there's no one he misses more than Haruka Nanase, at the end of the day. T for swearing.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

When a kidnapped Tony DiNozzo is rescued by legendary - and supposedly dead - serial killers Dean and Sam Winchester, the NCIS team takes over the Winchester investigation. What they find is a file filled with contradictions and impossibilities. This is an attempt to cross these shows but keep both in canon. No slash. No pairings.

Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::

Ryoma can't stand fourteen days of sweltering hot holidays without Seigaku's tennis practice, so by a chance meeting Akutsu becomes his company. Sakuno is forced to watch as Ryoma falls for someone else, but doesn't mind much in the end.

"It's amazing, sometimes, the things that humans can do". Natsume falls slowly and gently, starts holding out hope for a happy future. But he isn't the only one with special powers, and sometimes precious people get hurt. Natsume/Tanuma.

Character-driven. YJ Anon Prompt. The team goes in Harry's fourth year to be bodyguards for the Triwizard Cup. They're from a school of "alternative magic" and have to pretend to actually compete so they aren't caught.

Harry needs a break from the attention of being a hero. The minister helps him out by sending him away with a baby, a housemate, and a guard. Amidst highschool and romance, Harry learns that he can let himself be taken care of. SLASH MalexMale

Oil and water don't mix. Neither should magic and alchemy. But they do, as Edward Elric finds himself in London and then ends up at Hogwarts, where more plots begin. Unfortunately, he's the only one who knows that Mustang's life is in danger. No pairings.

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

He's the infamous 80— Intentional Superspy, Mr. Suave, and, until most recently, the world's most drooled-over bachelor. And everybody—from the FBI to the CIA to MI6 and even the Yakuza, is dying to know who the lucky lady is. Except, it's not a lady. And Agent 18 will bite you to death if you ever mention the loss of both their single statuses ever again. Happy Valentine's Day!

AU set in the San Francisco Bay Area Nami has decided that she's tired of Sanji constantly chasing after girls only to be taken advantage of & decides to take a more active role in Sanji committing to a Real Relationship. Eventual ZoSan

When Wally doesn't show up at the cave one day for training, Dick immediately knows something happened to his best friend. The League is called in to help once they do find him. As well as the entire speedster family. **Update** The sequel "Picking Up the Pieces" is now up. **Update** Edited 1/8/15 Part 1 of the Mainline series.

America knows that he's Zero, as that's usually the number he roles. As for One through Five, he's landed on them on the occasion… He was terrified to let them out. But, as he fingered the die in his hand, he wondered if he should role another number. DISCONTINUED.

Kotetsu isn't really as stupid as people believe. His stupidity is merely a product of being far too smart for his own good. Polyglot!Kotetsu, multiple pairings teased. Deanon from the Tiger & Bunny Anon Meme.

Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave? HIATUS.

It was an old nightmare, suppressed for years; because what good did it do to dwell on the past? It wouldn't change anything. Until one day, it wasn't the past anymore. The nightmare had come back to life, the monster had come out of the closet, and he'll need his friends, now, more than ever before. Tarsus warnings apply.

AU.When the Dursleys leave a baby Harry Potter in an alley they have no idea their actions will create an evil to rival only Voldemort's. Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry and later on HPLV slash. Gods and Immortals, demons and vampires.

An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?

There's such fluid, impossible balance in the way he moves; the children turn and stare at him because the way he leans off the edge of a star is enough to put the most accomplished acrobat to shame. There's something like a dance in his step, and it matches the music of his laugh. He flies like he's falling and falls like he's flying and won't ever stop.

Naruto's world is one of silence, yet his passion is sound. He's grown up believing in his own power, but this is one fight he can't win alone. Society is none too kind. He can't compose this sonata alone. Not this silent sonata. [Sasu Naru]

AU During his fourth year, Harry begins to feel that something is Not Right. He studies incessantly and when Voldemort is resurrected, he knows of a spell that can get rid of the monster forever . . . unfortunately, there are side-effects . . .

A slow-paced but quickly-written piece of work with slightly-interconnected stories of about two thousand words featuring Japan and China, presented in chronological order. Fifty short segments of time; two nation-peoples; one world.

After a vicious fight, Kurt leaves the morning after with a bruise. Blaine is left alone, wondering what they do now. Will they forgive each other for everything said and done? Angst. Strong emotional/adult themes. AU. Future!Fic.

What Blaine Anderson wants, Blaine Anderson gets and he's determined that Kurt Hummel will be no exception. When Kurt becomes more than a conquest, Blaine shows just how far the boy who has everything is willing to go for love. Semi!Dark Blaine, Slash

Halfway through his tenth burger and Aomine's fourth, listening with only a half an ear towards that bastard's constant grumble of thought with the occasional hurmph of ingestion thrown in, Kagami realized that he was, in fact, actually dating Aomine Daiki.

The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!

For Jim Kirk, the scars of Tarsus IV won't ever fully fade. But sometimes a fellow survivor and a few close friends can do more than the psychological counselors ever could. A loosely connected series of oneshots. Part Three: Told from Riley's POV. A mission gone wrong, a feverish Jim, and an observant Vulcan.

AU. Kurt turns to debate instead of singing. He still ends up at Dalton. Blaine falls in love while they discuss The Great Gatsby and things fall apart from there. Kurtbastian told by a less than omniscient Blaine.

Hello journal. Today we have a prompt. Our prompt is our favrit family tradition. I do not have a favrit family tradition because I do not have a family. Signed, Harry Potter. Harry Potter's third form journal. A peek at pre-Hogwarts life.

They were dangerous but impossible to resist, Tezuka was interested and unable to say no - this causes his relationship with his lover Ryoma to spiral out of control. Ryoma didn't know what was harder to deal with: finding out Tezuka is cheating on him, or resisting the advances of four men who enjoy the chase. AU, Dark, eventual OT6

What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.

A cgkinkmeme prompt gone wild. Starts with a pushy Suzaku at 10 through 16, and a reluctant Lelouch at 17 through 22, exploring their relationship through dream-linked universes and politics, as child and teens and adult. AU, one-shots/mini-arcs, M/M, explicit

Working a case, Dean and Sam run into a problem, and they make the worse decision possible: they kidnap two members of the BAU. Between Fedsitting and hunting a killer who's collecting siblings, the boys aren't having their best day ever.

"Dude, what the hell man? I just wanted to hang out with you, I didn't want to 'become one' or whatever." Russia realizes America's feeling too late, and is left more alone then ever. USUK, end game RusAme. Rated for swearing.

Modern AU. Zuko has to deal with settling in a new school after expulsion, dealing with an angry ex and an abusive father. Maybe his new found friendships and growing closeness with Sokka will help him make it through. Slash. Jetko, Zukka.

DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares into you. A single blight causes a change in his future, and as he delves into the darker parts of his mind, he finds that light is found in the most mundane of places. / E/W. H/Hr. AU-ish.

They're Nakama. They're supposed to watch each other's back. But after one irritating blonde saves his life, Zoro realizes just how often Sanji is looking out for him. He decides to return the favor, but finds it more difficult than he bargained for. SanjixZoro/ZoroxSanji COMPLETE

Shindou Hikaru. A look at an alternate possibility wherein Hikaru was born a little differently, and the life she would lead. 'I'm a girl.' She corrects and it pleases her to see Sai stutter to a halt, looking her over once more. She knows exactly what he sees. She has been made painfully aware of herself.

Kurt and Rachel are cast in a production of Les Miserables at NYU which, due to a request by the sponsor, allows Kurt to sing the role of Eponine. When he lays eyes on Blaine Anderson, the show's Marius, however, he quickly finds that acting like he's in love with the boy might not require much acting at all.

AU. Canada has literally disappeared off the face of the planet as a nation and as a landmass. You can't miss what you 'never had', right? Apparently that's not the case with America... [Indefinite Hiatus]

ZoSan. East Blue High is the meeting of different worlds; the rich and cultured life of Enies Lobby and the impoverished, bitter masses of Water 7. The line between them is lethal, and when one man crosses it, he discovers that the stakes are high. M

COMPLETE. Kurt was having a bad day until he found badboy!Blaine in the boy's locker room, furiously swinging at the school's punching bag. Sweat shouldn't be so attractive. They talk and get to know each other really, really well.

Kurt and Blaine met on a staircase at Dalton Academy the day Kurt went spying. But what if the timing and circumstances of their first meeting had been different? One-shot collection, AU. Newest chapter: Kurt's at Dalton, but hasn't joined the Warblers.

Kaiba never wanted friends, just stability. Jounouchi wasn't looking for help, but a way out. Yugi was willing to do anything so he didn't have to watch someone else walk away. The last thing any of them expected was for things to turn out like this...

The sensation of touch is one that is taken for granted, but for those who are trapped in a harsh war, the act of taction is can result in the revelation of one's own true face. Quite literally. VoldemortHarry. SLASH. HBP compliant.

AU Blaine needs to find the most annoying guy to play his fake boyfriend for a day so his mom would stop nagging him about finding a nice boy. The mean and sarcastic barista Kurt seems like just the guy for the job.

Just because I chose my name, Keigo says resolutely, doesn't mean I chose it over you. Compromises, Ryoma being a brat, Keigo being a saint and a romanticist. Future Atoryo, where Keigo gets his money and the boy I hooked him up with a looong time ago.

"Sherlock is a great man. And I believe one day, if we're all very lucky, he might even be a good one." Lestrade never knew how true his words were until now, as he stood in the rain listening to the final confrontation between Moriarty and Sherlock.

In a world where Materia is but a mere memory, the Planet demands an ancient war hero be brought back to neutralise an ancient war threat. Cloud has always been condoning of the Planet's wiles. Not quite so anymore, now that Sephiroth is in the picture.

Shindo Hikaru was brought up by his grandpa in a remote countryside where he met Fujiwara Sai, a former go player under reclusion. After the death of his grandpa & Sai, he returned to Tokyo, carrying with him a knowledge of go far beyond his imagination..

HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.

Akatsuki has been banished, and Konoha finally has peace. But it comes at a terrible price. When an old enemy rises again, Konoha turns to a strange ally for help, one who brings back memories that might be best left buried. Note: Slightly divergent.

The war with Voldemort took everything from Harry: his family, his friends, his childhood and his mortality. Over 6 years after the final battle finds a broken Harry Potter in Forks, WA under the care of Dr. Carlisle Cullen. TwilightCrossover Slash HPEC

Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.

When Sanji starts developing feelings for a certain green-haired bastard, he doesn't quite know what to do with himself... Can Nami and Robin help and reach their own respective goals in the process? ZoSan

Cowrite with Bard Linn; AU, ensemble, m/f m/m f/f. When a little blond boy awakens an old Turk from his long sleep, no one could've guessed how things would change. CH.52: "To the limitless future." COMPLETE

Harry's godmother gains custody of a young HP and escapes to America where he learns a new way of magic and carves a new path for himself. Powerful/Independent Harry, eventual slash, OCs, pre-Hogwarts. Reg. updates.

AU. Tsuna has always been known as "No-Good Tsuna" all throughout his school years- and it was well-deserved. He had no athletic ability at all, bad grades, and even worse luck. So what's he doing as The Guardians'-a popular band's-manager?

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.

Sasuke is an Agent who works for a Secret Organization. When a new threat arises that jeapordizes the entire country, he has no choice but to join forces with Naruto, an Agent from an allying company. Sadly...they just can't seem to get along. SasuNaru AU

A swear-happy young man with tourettes syndrome, a gorgeous blond with an eating disorder, and a hyper sexual Uchiha; collage life will be complicated enough for them as it is, but you haven't even met their love interests yet.

While in New York for Regionals, Sam and Kurt meet Billy and Teddy from the superhero group the Young Avengers! Set in the universe of Who is Sam Evans/Everything, no previous Young Avengers knowledge required. All will be explained! Hevans two-shot.

Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.

It's the control he likes best. But obsession, he finds, is a funny thing, with a cruel sense of irony. And Grimmjow's starting to wonder which one of them is really in control. Grimmjow/Ichigo, yaoi. Dub-con.

Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.

The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.

Blaine is with Kurt at McKinley and he couldn't be happier. Sam is with Santana, and even though their relationship is less than perfect, he's ok with it. Everything is the way it should be...or is it? Eventual Hevans.

Sequel to 'Tales of the Nibel Mountains', oneshot, complete, don't own anything. Dedicated to Sarai19, who kicked my muse rather than just asking for a sequel. Seph gets the wolf-resistant mountain boy to Midgar, but can they handle this 'backwater hick'

It's 1963 at the height of the Cold War. Matthew and Alfred have been in a secret relationship for a few decades. When Ivan kidnaps his lover it falls to Matthew to infiltrate enemy territory and rescue Alfred. Full summary inside.

PostGraduation Fic. While his friends are going to college or university, Katsuya is working for Mai's host club. Seto however is nowhere to be found. Katsuya is seeing the world in clichés thanks to his sister and Hiroto. [SetoJou, Kaiba x Jounouchi]

Cloud Strife was kicked out of Nibelheim when his mother died; he was only five years old. He was adopted by the most unlikely of creatures: Nibel Wolves. based loosely on Jungle Book stories. oneshot complete don't own. onesided, Seph/Cloud beginnings.

AU BadBoy!Blaine, Reform!Klaine fic. Kurt is forced to attend Dalton Academy Reform School for a little misunderstanding and ends up with bad boy, Blaine Anderson, as a roommate. What happens when Kurt begins to fall for the boy with a dark past?

Dissatisfied with his brother's defection from Konoha, Itachi comes up with a plan that will hopefully bring him back. Unfortunately, Naruto finds himself caught in the middle. For a genius, Itachi can sure come up with the weirdest ideas. Three-shot.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

“I don’t remember…” Lavi started racking his brain for an instance of the name somewhere in his memory. There was nothing there, nothing but for this moment, nothing but black. "I'm Lavi? And you're Tyki? You know me?" YAOI

Young pirate Matsumoto is thrust into unwilling captaincy when Ichimaru is captured. In desperation, she decides to kidnap a prince and force a trade. But who is this boy by the prince's side, and why can't she tell what he's thinking? AU HitsuMatsu

"I'm a weatherman, not a—Good afternoon, Amity Park! This is Lance Thunder bringing you live to what looks like a ghostly tug-a-war with our own town hero, Danny Phantom, as both the rope and opposition. Anything you'd like to add, Mr. Phantom?"

Having had all his little buddies stripped from him after the fall of the USSR, Russia is all kinds of lonely. He rectifies the situation by kidnapping America for company. Eventual Rus/Ame. Also, there's no torture or super psycho Russia in this.

In which Louis plots, plans, almost dances, decides that Donna has magical powers, and discovers that the morals his mother tried to teach him haven't been buried completely yet. Warning: Mild Slash. Language.

An act of kindness evolves into something far more intimate, and somehow Harvey finds himself holding hands with Mike whenever they're in the limo. But when they start holding hands everywhere else, too, Harvey has to come to some startling revelations.

It was a very bad idea for a nation to love a human. That was the one taboo all countries understood very well. And yet, that couldn't quell the apprehensive curiosity England possessed when watching a blonde American in a coffee shop every morning.

When Atobe gets strange ideas, Oshitari generally tries to keep his nose out of it. But his captain's newest plan is to date Seigaku's Echizen - whether Echizen wants to or not - and Oshitari finds he can't help getting involved.

For "Suits" on USA Network. Upon hearing he has landed his first client, Harvey Specter shows Mike Ross just exactly how they celebrate milestones at Pearson Harden. The file room will never be the same. Tag to 1x02, "Errors and Ommissions."

Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.

After becoming Champion, Satoshi doesn't know where he wants his life to go. But when he goes to a place he's visited in the past, he finds himself visiting the past quite literally, with a bitter and lovesick Shigeru along for the ride. Palletshipping.

AU: Gallery Nine, the hottest club in the city, isn't famous just for its music. No, the hosts that offer a good time there are almost legendary, but even beyond that, is there a darker secret to the Gallery? France x America

Nine demons, nine Jinchuuriki, nine different destinies. Never meant to meet each other, never meant to interact and to change each other's destiny... The question is: what if they did? What if the nine Jinchuuriki met? AU. Chapter 5 up! Review, thanks.

AU. SuzaLulu. Lelouch had an odd habit of taking strays… especially unwanted ones. Suzaku, the Japanese biker who waltzes into his home without permission, comes with more baggage than he can handle... like the Black Knights, like Zero.

The board has been laid out. The pieces have been set and moved. The pawns are scattered across the floor, and Ichimaru's fingers are wrapped around a stark white bishop. "That's another check, little taichou." The game has only begun.

Alex has finally managed to destroy SCORPIA and earn his freedom from MI6, but it leaves him with feelings he can't reconcile. Perhaps the advice of a killer is the only way he can find his path again.

"If Alfred had looked up scientific facts about sunflowers, the least that Ivan could do was return the favor in his own form: through learning the flower's history, symbolism, etymology—" college professor!AU, RusAme.

Written for Beth & Bee, who asked for a story about Sam's brother having a baby crush on Kurt. Came out more like kid-hero-worship, but here's a look at Kurt, and Sam to a lesser degree, through the eyes of an eight year old boy.

A mix of Hetalia and HoND, with England as Frollo and America as Esmeralda. Based out the scene and song of Hellfire and generally just a lot of England being repressed but wanting America. There is a lot of fantasizing within. UK-US

I could throw up a summary like "Matthew lavishes Alfred with adoration after the American returns from a long deployment overseas" but...well, I'm not going to lie, this is just straight up sex. Canada/America. In that order.

Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon

A collection of fills I've written for prompts on the Livejournal YJ Anon Meme. Each chapter is it's own story. I'll update as I complete fills. WARNING: Contains a grab-bag of themes, main characters, pairings and story lengths. Most chapters are K .

HPxover. With Voldemort in public eyes, Hogwarts can’t get any more interesting, can it? Wrong. Throw in two new ‘students’ and the most unlikely DADA teacher, then add the mafia and a dash of Rokudo Mukuro, and what do you get? AU, w/plot --not crack--

Alfred Jones was a loud and friendly college student who worked part time as a cashier. Ivan Braginski was a quiet and intimidating well-known businessman from the Russian Federation. A silly little fling wouldn't cause much harm, would it? RusAme, AU

After learning that the popular singer Sasuke only sees him as a servant and not a boyfriend, Naruto vows revenge. And what better way than to join Sasuke's enemy's agency and surpass Sasuke's fame? .:SasuNaru ItaNaru GaaNeji KakaIru others AU:.

Amanda Grayson is one volunteer of hundreds helping Starfleet clean up the mess Kodos left of Tarsus IV. While on the planet she encounters an impulsive, defiant, all around wreck of a kid by the name of Jim Kirk.

Stoic, sensible Prince Wufei is unlike any other in the magical kingdom of Eires. Content with his job as ambassador, Wufei's life is perfect until his world is turned upside down by a marriage proposal from the charming, sensual Emperor of Rossetti. 13x5

The tiniest wish can make all the difference. A Slytherin-sorted Harry, a not so soft Narcissa, and a very, very large familiar are just a few things to take note of when Severus does not see James Potter when he first looks at Harry. Hiatus: 1/12-3/12 .

Dave's attempts to deal spiral him into a couple of obsessions, one of them with Kurt. Kurt is finally adjusting to being at Dalton, until he gets a call from Dave, who has swallowed a half a bottle of pills. Sequel to This One to the Grave. For a prompt.

Some people have diaries; Kurt has Azimio, his know-nothing French partner. He tells Azimio everything, including what Karofsky's done to him. And Azimio, who just doesn't want to have to talk to Kurt? Actually a genius at French. For prompt meme.

When Tony, Gibbs and Dean are trapped in an underground survival course by a copy-cat serial killer, what will they do to survive? Will two Agents work with a wanted murderer in order to escape? And is everything as it seems?

The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."

They shine brighter and better than anyone else, they sparkle like freshly opened champagne and gold chandeliers, and their crowns may be tarnished but they're still royalty-get ready for your first look into Westchester's elite. It won't be pretty.

A summer trapped with Snape seemed the ultimate torture, but when Harry begins to trust his enemy, a terrible betrayal sends him spiraling into desperation. Will he have the strength to survive? AU/not canon. Mentions abuse. Takes place after 2nd year.

Disciplinary duty takes a turn for the surreal when General Sephiroth uses Cadet Strife for his personal errand boy. However, when Cloud starts to notice something wrong with the General, he takes it upon himself to do more than just scrub the ceilings.

After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.

13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.

YAOI LUCKY Pair, Yullen. It started as a simple game of poker, but a little white lie from Lavi changes everything. -'If you lose... you spend the night here, with me, and let me do whatever I want with you.'-

High school is hard enough without an absentee father, restless spirits, haunted cars, a missing classmate and a sexual predator on the loose. Then again, the Winchesters never did anything the easy way. Dean is 17 and Sam is 13.

At Something That Mattered. Something was wrong with Sue. Why did she feel like this? Why wasn't she making fatties cry? Surely this couldn't be sadness that she was feeling. Sue Sylvester did not feel sadness.

WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.

Jet and his second command, a mysterious boy named Li, have spent the summer piecing together an army, hoping for a chance to take Ba Sing Se back for good. But Li is also Zuko, and the time for that secret is quickly running out. Jet/Zuko

Amidst misconceptions and reconciliation, the lines that separate the Wizarding World will be destroyed. Enemies will serve one another as friendships are tested and forged. But first, the Sorting Hat has a message for Hogwarts... 1st in Kindred Powers

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Uchiha Sasuke, a prominent business man, never gets a day of peace or an ounce of silence. But what happens when he gets exactly what he wants? Will the silence be too much to bear? SasuxNaru and other various pairings

RiSo, RiRo When Sora threw himself from the third floor balcony of his bedroom on Christmas Eve, he had expected a quiet death. But Death has other plans for him, and it's up to Sora to gain some closure in the past before his four days run out.

[Part 2 of "5200 Miles to Go"] Jounouchi left Domino City eleven years ago. Now he returns a celebrity and he's finally ready to face his past? Only problem is everyone from Mai to the press to the mysterious person sending death threats wants a piece of him. Sequel to Red as Fire. -KaibaxJounouchi, SxJ-

Jacob needs to get as far away from Washington as he possibly can. He doesn't know where he's going, but he finds a very special someone when he gets there. Minor character death. Eventual Jacob/Kurt, minor Puckelberry.

There's Dean and Sam and Cas, plus Gabriel. Then there's Crowley and Aziraphale, who have fought apocalypses before. Maybe Team Free Will 2.0 has a better chance than anyone thought. Formerly titled 'A Flash Bastard & a Guy In Tartan.'

When they first met, America told him his list of basic zombie survival rules. As they travel together, Ivan can't help but feel as though they're breaking some of the more important ones. .:Human!AU Zombie Apocalypse:.

Puck didn't realize he gave a damn about Kurt until he realized how much he missed those skintight jeans, especially at Sectionals. Puckurt, warning for Puck's POV and all the hilarious wrongness encompassed therein. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE

Ceres and Nihon are on the brink of war, and Kurogane and Fai must struggle to balance their loyalties to their home countries with the pressing demands of survival - for themselves, their countries, and for their world. AU, K/F, NOW COMPLETE.

My brother's getting married to someone he met at a shooting range. And the soon-to-be brother-in-law? My favourite movie star. Yeah, that insanely hot Russian guy I've been crushing over since forever. I don't even know, man. RussAmer, CanadaBelarus, AU

Much to England's consternation, America keeps trying to talk to other nations in their own languages. Worst of all, he's succeeding. USUK friendship, with a cameo by Lithuania. Now with SpainEngland commiseration omake.

With their latest fundraising endeavor, Kurt is seriously thisclose to quitting Cheerios. And cryptic text messages from Blaine are SO not helping. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, side Brittany/Santana, warning for douchey jocks:::

Draco Malfoy had known what was going to happen to him on his 18th birthday since he was 5 years old. But damn, even he hadn't expected this. Veela!Draco and Mate!Harry. -THIS IS A NEW CHAPTER OCTOBER 23, 2010

Maybe they forgave him, but Cloud still couldn't forgive himself. He'd saved the world, but in the end... had it been worth it? He was starting to think that it wasn't. Sephiroth/Cloud. Timetravel. Warnings: Shounen-ai, Suicide, Language, War

Tifa has exciting news for Cloud, and he can't wait to hear it. He'd be enjoying himself a lot more, though, if those guys sitting at that table over there would stop staring at him... Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud; ASGZC.

Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!

And so he's making out with Jade West in the half-dark auditorium, the lights never quite falling directly on them, and the next morning he effortlessly composes a song full of too-sweet notes and soft words that don't make any sense at all. JadeAndré.

During Big Time Blogger, one question brings up bad memories for the boys as Logan is forced to recall one of the worst moments of his life, a moment where a simple mistake almost cost him his life and the life of his friends.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

Harry Potter is abruptly thrown into a different world upon receiving his letter from Hogwarts. Danger stalks him at every turn, light and dark are locked in a constant, eternal battle, and weaving it all together is this substance called magic...

A heist goes wrong, so badly wrong, and Kaito finds himself a ghost, but that won't stop him fighting, especially when he finds a new ally in a certain chibi-tantei who knows more about death than anyone had ever guessed... KaiShin eventually.

Due to a magical mishap, America and Russia are forced to reenact classic fairy tales. Every time they screw up or fight, they just end up in a new fairy tale. They can't escape until they manage one True Love's Kiss...

Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred

Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.

The Avada Kedavra spell has some…unintended after effects. Harry goes to Hogwarts a bit wiser, and with several new friends to rely on. The only problem is, only he can see them. Slytherin!Harry. Eventual Snape mentors story.

Fearful of Jazz's idolism of the ghost-boy, Maddie tries to protect her daughter by stealing her Phantom scrapbook. But the book sparks strange questions in Maddie's mind, and she finds herself stumbling on secrets she never knew existed. Pre-PP.

"You don't smile like you used to. I kinda miss it." As of late, the world was beginning to feel like the end of a long, tiring race, and he a runner in the dust. He would die alone. Heroes had no happy endings left at the finish line./Then Prussia came.

There's something satisfying and grating in the way America waits for England in the rain. Even if he isn't English, Russia allows himself to play the gentleman and offers America the kindness of a pink umbrella and a listening ear. xXx RussiaxAmerica

Sirius Black is brilliant, attractive, and a doctor. Remus Lupin is an ambiguously psychotic intern. United by a ridiculous mandate, the two must rework their worlds, and concepts of the real, to incorporate the other. SBRL, AU-ish. Updated 7/24/10!

AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.

Jack and Ralph now go to the same school. They have the same classes and both are still haunted by the island, although Jack denies everything. Now a single painting will bring everything crashing down. Slash. JackxRalph RogerxSimon

Zack knows the Nibelheim mission isn’t going well. Taking Cloud along to dig the General out of the basement is a gamble, but his only hope. There's no way he could've foreseen everything that would result from it.

In which Gilbert attempts to flee from his overprotective younger brother, who is convinced that something awful would happen the moment he stepped outside alone with those fuzzy ears and tail. AU setting. Complete.

DONE! Final chapter is pie, lies, sulphur and cameras. Dean contracts a demonic virus and comes to PPTH on Sam's coaxing, a case for which... Cuddy lets House off clinic hours? Divine intervention must be involved. Post SPN5.14/HMD6.02.

Getting shot isn't as fun as you might expect. Surviving is a super bonus, but that whole recovery thing? Not so awesome. Sequel/Complimentary Fic for So, This is Dying? I'd Rather Be Eating Pineapple.

When the improbable becomes the impossible, House and team find themselves struggling to treat a mysterious boy with an equally baffling ailment. Of course we all know how appearances can be deceiving... -Detective Conan crossover-

It was inevitable, he realized, as he settled the white haori across his shoulders. Time progressed, change happened, and life went on. The intertwining lives of the Shinigami in post-War Seireitei. Slow-burn ByaRen and other pairings.

"He wondered idly whether or not an annoying hero would be better than a brainless beauty at curse breaking." The Hetalia version of Beauty and the Beast! RussiaxAmerica Rated M because these two together can't be rated anything else.

Naruto HP Crossover. Naruto and Sasuke, two ANBU captains, are sent on an assassination mission all the way in the Outside. What could go wrong with such a simple mission? Everything. Set in HP Fifth Year. No pairings. More crack than fic.

After Kurt explains to Mr. Schue that he will be participating in Day of Silence, Schue decides to get the whole club in on it. One chapter for each character, detailing what happened during their day and how it affected them.

Conan has gone home. Kid isn't pleased his littlest critic has disappeared. To make it worse, Kudo Shinichi is back and foiling his plans. Plus, Kuroba Kaito has to spend his summer with the detective. Discontinued/hiatus/rewriting.

Post 1x22. Do not underestimate Damon's powers of persuasion. Or: the one where Damon runs for public office while trying to date his brother & their girlfriend, as told by Stefan Salvatore. Stefan/Damon/Elena. yes, all 3. Leave no Salvatore behind!

When Suna attacks, Naruto and Gaara must abandon Konoha, find the other jinchuuriki, and unlock the secrets of the Village of Shadows, or all is lost. But it is only six years later, when Konoha comes demanding help, that the last Great War begins.

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

AU What if Gin had decided to do more than just poison Kudou Shinichi? And, what if, months later, Akiba Conan joins Kuroba Kaito's class with no memory of his past…and Kaitou KID finds a rival in the seven-year-old boy?

Traveling through a mysterious dimension in an effort to accomplish his mission, Toushirou Hitsugaya must work with the natives to reach the common goal: to save their dying Planet. Shinigami Captain say hello to your guide, Lifestream spirit Zack Fair.

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

Wisterias stand for helplessness, plums for courage and perseverance. Jilted by life, blind, deaf and mute, they build a world of their own through each other in this war-torn castle. Allen x Lavi x Kanda AU

Alfred and Ivan are not happy when they're forced to room together, as heroes and "villians" can't coexist in the same tiny dorm room. But sometimes it takes a moment of weakness to make an enemy a friend or maybe more. Ivan/Alfred.

The Romantica, Egoist, and Terrorist couples undergo a series of trials and tribulations that will inevitably bring them all together. Includes smut, fluff, and may include spoilers up to volume 12. Last Chapter Posted.

In which James and Lily are alive, Neville is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry has an older twin brother named Nolan, and Draco wants to shag Harry senseless. Let the drama commence. Oh. Of course Severus will be in it too. SLASH HP/DM

In the wake of the Tropical Land encounter, Shinichi was left hanging in the balance between life and death. It was a good thing, then, that one Urahara Kisuke happened to be close by. One thing is certain - the new recruit has a lot to learn.

One day, the world disappeared. Another day, after time had passed, those who are the world saw light again without the chains of past. Main RusAme, changed the summary and the title from "Memories", is NOT discontinued.

The WEAPONS have reappeared. Cloud and his friends discover that his ties to both his old friend Zack and his arch-nemesis Sephiroth are deeper and stronger than he could ever imagine. ABANDONED - rewritten as Conflicts of Interest Redux

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

HP Xover. Slash. Dark Themes. When Harry Potter defeated Voldemort the Wizarding World hailed him as a Messiah, but he couldn't handle the pressure and fled to Japan where he made a new life for himself.

Fred and George decide to pay back Harry and Ron for a prank they played on them by testing out their newest invention the 'Liplocker Curse'.Draco becomes involved when his tent becomes refuge for dripping wet Harry.R&R

Then he remembers: Ariel, the Sea Witch, the fight. Eric stands up, ignoring the way his stomach churns, the heaviness in his chest much more important than that the water and a storm coul cause. A different take to the ending of the movie. FINISHED

Gareki had, more or less, kissed whatever dignity he might have had before goodbye after he had picked up Nai, but if Yogi thought he was going to dress as a woman, he was sorely mistaken............... ONE SHOT, GarekixYogi, FINISHED.

Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.

Following an accident at Stark Industries, Tony discovers he's not in Kansas anymore. Will he be able to keep from corrupting the timeline? And what will Sherlock Holmes make of his peculiar new acquaintance? Rated for homoerotic situations. Completed.

When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Hitsugaya is sent to watch over Hogwarts to protect the living's souls from the Dementors while they search for Sirius Black and to learn about the soul eating creatures. But things don't go according to plan.

HP/Twilight Crossover. AU. Wizards begin to slaughter Vampires for their involvement in the war. The Volturi intervene and retaliate. In order to obtain peace between the two, the Wizards hand over their greatest weapon, Harry Potter.

A street prophet foresees a deadly disaster and goes to the only people who would believe him: the Winchesters and Bobby Singer. It's an open and shut case except the only solution is -how do you empty a town of four thousand people? Post-Family Remains.

It's a bad sign when you start to feel cold in July - not that you have to worry now. Domino hits a heat wave, Jounouchi can't get any sleep, nobody can keep the power on, and if Kaiba acts any weirder, the world really will end. -Joukai, complete.-

Because if you thought the princess kissing the frog, turning him into the prince meant the story was over, then you were wrong. What if this wasn't the most ideal ending for everyone involved? Especially not the princess or the frog's brothers.

Remus travels to America on Dumbledore's orders in search of a uniquely powerful ghost, and finds much more in the process. Three young untrained witches and wizards, and a friend in the form of a spirit...Remus has his work cut out for him.

There's a boundary between a casual fling and a steady relationship. Ryoma, being the stubborn brat he is, insults Keigo in every possible way when he breaks off his engagement. Idealism is not meant for them. Royal Pair.

HP/Twlight crossover. Ten years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry is captured while trying to expose the corrupt government. He escapes, planning to die in the process, but a group of vampires has other ideas. Harry/Carlisle

Highschool AU. It's a new year in a new school for Deidara. And persistent enemies, crazy students and teachers and overall bad luck warmly welcome him. But despite all the bad luck, something good has to happen once in a while…right? SasoDei and others.

Kendall pats the spot next to him. "Come here." James falters and his heart breaks into a million pieces on the hospital floor. "Please," he pleads and his voice breaks with raw need and desperation. /KendallxJames, one-sided LoganxKendall/

It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au

Two boys that can't remember when they last bathed? Off to the hotsprings! Quick birthday drabble for a friend, Yaoi/BL/shounen-ai, what ever you refer to Natsu x Gray as. T for language and suggestive content.

When Kurama found a way to separate himself and Shuichi, he felt he owed it to the human to do so. Now the team needs Kurama's memories, but Kurama is nowhere to be found. Shuichi will have to remember. Implied yaoi.

Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.

joukai When creating some things, real experience is necessary. Kaiba embarks upon a treacherous path. Jou's smarter than he's given credit for. And Mokuba, well... 13: It's only a matter of time until they find each other.

Dr. House's new obsession with Spider-Man takes him to New York, where he wants to know the face under the mask. But how far will he go to achieve his goal? Will he help in the creation of one of Spider-Man's greatest foes?

Every year, a festival is held to celebrate the passing of the Night of Change, when the sea goes dark and voices call from the land on the other side. And when Fai is called, Kurogane has no choice but to follow. KuroFai.

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..

Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.

Leon's life is both repetitive and predictable. Despite contrary belief he doesn't need nor want a change. But when a certain blonde haired angel comes crashing through his window he realizes he may not have a say in the matter. CloudLeon, RikuSora

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Hana is pregnant and tries to find a private place in Dino’s mansion to tell Ryôhei. But it’s New Year’s Eve and Hana might just have gotten Vongola’s only straight guy… RyôHana with a dash of 6918 and 8059!

When a strange series of murders happen in Jump City, the Titans only hope of catching the killer rests on their pizza boy. But this pizza boy isn't just any pizza boy, he's Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist!

A new deathnote. A new plan for world sanctity. And an entirely misled Catholic clergy. Raito and L take their respective places on the sides of their own justice. A final battle waged in the Garden of Eden. LRaitoL. For a Brief Moment.

If only he can blame those glasses Byakuran-san bought for him—for seeing him in a different light, for seeing his good points more than the bad, for seeing him in a way Shouichi never should have. .: university era; ByakuShou 10051; canonAU :.

Sometimes Kakashi feels that his existence as a whole is just a series of unfunny punchlines told by someone's great-uncle at parties. "He is sleeping in the cafe when Namikaze Minato burns his way into his life." AU within an AU, folks.

VIIVIII Sephiroth is not a mess easily cleaned up. In their Garden, the SeeDs find themselves with two new problems on their hands: a psychotic, silver haired mass murderer, and Cloud Strife, determined to finish what Jenova started.

Irie tries to remind himself that those lips will issue the command to kill Sawada Tsunayoshi-but after each kiss, he can't even remember the face of the one he chose to betray his loyalties for. .:10051, 51100, Shouichi/Byakuran; PWP; canon timeline:.

AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**

If “Suzy” can make it through the day without giving in, Sanji wins. If Zoro can make Sanji fess up rather then endure further embarrassment, Zoro wins. Or so they thought… ZoroxSanji Pre-Slash. Complete!

It's the 1600s in a magical alter-CLAMP world: Doumeki is a martial monk for hire sent to protect an explorer Watanuki. Spirits, murder, adventure, money & power stand in the way to truth, and the threads of fate are deeply at work. WARNING: Homosexuality

In a modern adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, there's a twist: both leads are male. Atobe Keigo is slated to play Romeo, but the studio has yet to find his Juliet—er, Julio. Enter Echizen Ryoma. AU, Royal.

Waking up with a killer hangover is bad. Waking up on the floor of a strange bathroom is worse. Waking up to find a half naked dude in your bed? That's as bad as it gets. . . Right? NOT SLASH. We swear.

It's not easy being an S-ranked nukenin and part of one of the world's most evil organizations. Especially not if you have to deal with hormones, tauntrums and growing-pains. Luckily the younger Akatsuki members have such kind and understanding partners.

Every generation, a supernatural force chooses kids all over the world to inherit special powers. They are called the Super Children. And the call is about to be answered by three friends. As if their life wasn't weird enough already. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR UPDATES, THANK YOU.

He was fifteen, being blackmailed by his own mother and a sadistic genius was giving him a hand. He had expected everything, everything but the Deimon High's American Football club and its captain. Slash. Pairing to be determined. ES21/PoT Crossover

Voldemort uses a time spell to keep The Boy Who Lived from killing him. In his weak state, it backfires. Enter 1991. An amnesiac 10 year old Dark Lord is signed up for Hogwarts, and can't seem to figure out why a certain green eyed hoodlum is their hero.

1943-1945: Italy is a battleground. After Mussolini is deposed and the new Italian leadership signs an armistice with the Allied Powers, German forces seize control of most of the country. Veneziano goes quietly; Romano does not.

Go up four flights of stairs. Through the doors and down the hall of rooms. Take a left at the lukewarm water dispenser, and broken soda machines. Forty steps exactly, and it's just another cubicle. And just another bored worker. Meet Lavi. AU//Lavenish

Harry Potter & House MD crossover. Set in a modern day Hogwarts, when Dr. Wilson travels to England to seek an impossible cure, House tags along uninvited and finds himself wrapped up in magical illnesses, supernatural hurts and really annoying teenagers

During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...

AU, Russ/Amer. Alfred is upset after his girlfriend breaks up with him. To cheer him up, Matthew secretly signs Alfred up in a "Be a DJ for a Week" contest for a radio station. Alfred wins and he meets Ivan, the owner and main DJ of the station.

AU. Somehow, after years of bickering, arguing, and knock out fist fights, Sasuke and Naruto find themselves in an unbreakable friendship. But a simple slipup and life changing words threatens to change everything. SasuNaru

The many misadventures of Elliot Nightray as he tries to woo one heir of Vessalius. Wherein Elliot is desperate, Oz is oblivious, and Reo's trashy romance novels aren't helping at all. Elliot/Oz , cracky humor fun.

AU/AD. Namikaze Naruto has led a charmed life under the protection of the Fourth Hokage. But now, after sacrificing himself for his home, he finds himself waking up in an entirely new world, surrounded by a village that despises him.

SetoJoey, but not for a while. For now they hate each other and have the hots for each other. Joey is a youth director at the DCPA. Mokuba is bisexual. Joey is manning a testicular cancer awareness booth. Want to know where this is going? READ.

PRNS AU story. Lothor plans his attack a bit differently, and suddenly Cam is left in charge of an academy in shambles. How will he deal with unimpressed teachers, hostile students, and the responsibility of choosing the new Wind Rangers? HunterCam slash.

Phone calls this early in the morning are never a good thing, Kanda discovers. Especially when the person calling is a crackpot hell bent on immortalizing himself before graduation. KandaLavi, high school AU.

Slash. What if someone followed Hagrid the night he delivered Harry to the Dursleys? How would Harry's life have been different? AU that follows Harry as he grows up with the abusive Dursleys, and continues to his time at Hogwarts.

It was morbid curiosity that made Jim ask, Silver knew. But he couldn’t make himself tell the whole story. Because it might make the boy hate him and all the healing that Silver had seen over the past few months would all be undone.

Once upon a time, there was a Totally Awesome Badass Hero. Cursed by his own Dad, King of the Britannia Kingdom, he goes off on an Epic Adventure with a Stupid Evil Sorcerer – the only one able to break that Freaking Curse. Fantasy!AU, RussiaAmerica.

During a potion accidant, Draco gets soaked in an animagus potion which somehow makes him think hes a cat--and that Harry is his mate! Warning: Slash, cute, possesive Draco. Adoarable-oblivious!Harry. Lemons in later chapters.

Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru

After all was said and done, Axel thought Roxas was done with him, but the blond just keeps popping back into his life. So... where do we go from here? Love. Friendship. Musical Theatre! AU. Akuroku RikuSora Zemyx and oh so many more...

Based on the musical 1776, originally for the Kink Meme. Alfred Jones observes and interacts with his founding fathers in the weeks leading up to the inevitable drafting of the Declaration of Independence.

The Black Order suspects there are Innocence at Hogwarts. They want to retrieve it, but refuse to get caught in the war. They send a magic wielding exorcist to the school as a teacher. He happens to be Kanda Yuu, and Allen is his apprentice.

Normal is the watchword for four university students and their friends. But as time goes on, their lives start to rebel against anything resembling the mundane. An AU fic centering around Arthur, Gilbert, Alfred and Ludwig with cameos by others. [WILL NOT BE COMPLETED]

All Shawn had to do was apply pressure to the wound, keep him comfortable and keep him conscious until the ambulance arrived. Keeping Lassiter alive would be the longest and most frightening moments of Shawn’s life.

Draco Malfoy, who is now a famous male model, is known for his immense partying and his frequent pictures in the tabloids. Can the equally famous but down-to-earth Harry Potter somehow tame him? DMHP SLASH

Ludwig is suffering from a bout of insomnia. Unfortunately for him, so is Gilbert. Warning: Contains a version of a beloved fairytale that would make the original author cringe. Also sap. Way too much sap.

America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.

AU: Naruto has spend most of her life hiding the fact that 'he' is really a 'she'. When her secret is finally revealed, she finds that things are quickly getting a great deal more complicated than she ever dreamed.