Sex and the City 2 seems more dated than any five-year-old film should be allowed to be, where shoe emergencies were a matter of utmost importance. Sex and the City creates a fictional universe in which a writer whose main talents are forced metaphors and bad puns can afford to have a designer shoe habit. While the show could be hilarious and intelligent, there are no genuinely funny jokes in Sex and the City 2. You can't even laugh at how bad it is, because so much of the dialogue is problematic and embarrassing and offensive. It's cringe-worthy, but not cringe humor. Here are some of the worst one-liners, from the cheesy to the outright offensive.

17. "When you married me you knew I was more Coco Chanel than Coq au Vin" — Carrie to Big

Classic Carrie wordplay. I love how often she elevates shopping as a legitimate lifestyle choice.

16. "Awkward times two!" — Tim Gunn on Miley Cyrus and Samantha showing up in the same dress

This is such a waste of Tim Gunn.

15. "And just like that, it was 1998 again." — Carrie on Mr. Big

This is only funny because everyone who worked on this film wishes it was 1998 again.

14. "That is one chic sheik." — Carrie on a sheik

What good is a foreign country if you can't make lots of puns about cultural differences?

13. "Not even five minutes into the vacation and I've already got a date." — Samantha on Middle Eastern fruits

9. "Who ordered the cute?" — Samantha on boys

I wonder if the writers came up with this pun and then created character details to match.

7. "So your name is Dick Spurt?" — Samantha addressing Rikard Spurt

Americans, amirite?

6. "There's a whole pool of testosterone from down under and I'm not feeling anything down under." — Samantha on the relatable scenario of seeing Australians in a swimming pool when she is too menopausal to feel aroused

Again, I feel that those men are Australian for the sake of this pun alone.