>be Australian>go to America>play counterstike on American serversAs a side note, you guys fucking SUCK at CS:GO, MG2 play like Nova 2 seriously>call somebody a "fucking cunt faced faggot fuck" after he gets a lucky awp shot at me through doors>"woah man, jesus, no need for that kind of language">"yeah, this isn't appropriate, you need to grow up"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

Play the tutorial. Then play bots on easy. Then play bots on easy with real team mates.

After you find a comfortable character go to All Pick.

There will be shitters. You will be told you suck. Just take what they say and learn from it. Also go to the spectator options and watch the 6k mmr people play. It'll be overwhelming at first, learning the heroes, abilities, items, counters, mechanics, etc. But you'll come to enjoy it after a while.

By the way, carrying is much easier than support. Learn the basic mechanics. Try some carry heroes. When you are comfortable with that try support, mid, etc. The best way to learn is to play every role and every hero

People who play videogames, on average, are thinner than other Americans because their hobby often requires the use of both hands and focus which the typical sports-watching, beer-swilling, chip-engulfing 22 year old fatass doesn't have to do since most of their time and energy is spent yelling at a TV, or reminiscing about their highschool days (which ended the year prior).