Google autocomplete results have always been a font of joy; nowhere else is humanity's curiosity and stupidity celebrated in such equal measure. But when you really start to comb through what it has to offer—as xkcd does today—it goes from amusing to disturbing and back again way quicker than you'd think.

Why are Americans afraid of dragons?

Why are wrestlers always wet?

Why aren't my quail eggs hatching?

Why is there kicking in my stomach?

Actually, uh... you might want to get that last one checked out by someone more qualified than Google. [xkcd]