Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now Iknow why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtractpleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physicallyunimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, hemakes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If Iwere less polite, I'd say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.

Speaking of the Speaker ... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, youmust've been something before electricity.Seriously, the ex- Speaker may look like an idiot and talks like an idiotbut don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.

Charlie Rangel ... Still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. Whatdoes that make, six decades of theft?

Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the guy whowrites our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! Sowhy isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a NigerianBanker.

Barney Frank ... he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider thathe and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and they're not only notserving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still heading up the financialsystem!

Let's all admit it ... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog onNovocain.. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's right ... he's fromMassachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry-- man of thepeople!

You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open winebottles with him.

Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a "lyingweasel," it may be time to retire.

Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looksup to him!

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you ... Especially givenyour upbringing ~ All you've overcome. I heard your birth certificate is anapology from the condom factory. I don't know what makes you so dumb, butit really works for you. Personally, I don't think you're a fool, but what'smy opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama'sarrogant and aloof, but I don't agree.

Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don'tmind, but he has it in his back pocket.

His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass throughit. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first namereally was Barack. Just don't ask about his middle name!

But Obama was able to set a record ... He actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton.

President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:

1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.

1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.

1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.

AND ALL IN THE SAME MONTH! WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT!!!

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"Listen to the mustn'ts, child. Listen to the don'ts. Listen to the shouldn'ts, the impossibles, the won'ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me . . . Anything can happen, child. Anything can be"