Two changeling royals in rivalry impersonate the Canterlot couple, completely unaware that they both have had the same idea. As time passes, memories unwillingly resurface of their adolescence while Cadance and Shining must try to escape.

Prior to the events of A Canterlot Wedding, Princess Celestia asks Cadance what ought to be done with the changelings that have been discovered living hidden in Equestria. Cadance's ruthless response surprises her.

Far to the north, in the Crystal Empire, Princess Cadance has a ceremony known as the blindfold wedding, and ponies come from all over with the hopes of finding a mate. Somehow, Princess Cadance has her ways and means, and her blindfold weddings have a curiously high success rate, given what they are: two strangers who have never met getting hitched with one another.

Furious Funnel, a tornado wrangler by trade, decides that it is time to do something else with his life. After saying goodbye to his bosom companion Braeburn, he heads north with the hopes of finding a bride. He might not get what he wants, or even expects, but he’ll get exactly what he needs.

Hm nice. The only thing that is a bit off is Cheerilee being Big Mac and Pinny Lane teacher... She gets definitely too old... Going by Pinkie Pride she should be the same age of Pinkie and a little bit younger than LemonHeart and BonBon...Obviously you can change that, but it's a bit off...

Other thing perplexing me is the reference to sixty four in the small blurb...

8359956Uh? where this does come from? Wasn't she more or less the same age of Pear Butter?

8359955Well... we see them all at the time of the first Sonic Rainboom and they are more or less the same age... We know for certain that Fluttershy is a year older than Pinkie. all the other ages are not defined yes, but again going with the size and appearance there should not be much difference [especially if you use Fluttershy ganglier appearance as what one year difference makes...].So as I've said Kudzu can make it so... but it seems a bit stretched...

8359979Yes Granny Smith in the Perfect Pear is QUITE young looking... and I agree that they are not REALLY consistent in depicting pony ages but still we get young filly Cheerylee together with filly Pinkie Pie, but ok as I said just your decision.

five twilight colas says he gets paired with a young thing, barely moved out of her parents house, skittish to hell and back ,and jumpy as fuck while exhausting herself trying to be some idealized wife figure