Stern Show Nature.....

It's 1:20AM here in the Midwest. I just walked out on my back porch and felt very spiritual. The air is calm and the sky has patchy clouds but I still see some stars. It's very warm and humid. Waaaay south I see lightning in the sky. I hear all my little frog friends talking to each other and probably eating bugs. The lights from the city make the clouds glow. Then I realized I had to pee so I took out my weenis and watered the lawn. It's good to be a man.