Yuletide Surfers

From the crashing waves of a wintry Pacific to the haunted vestibules of a Bay Area mansion, allow entry to this motley crew of ravished revelers who bring their choppers down on an assortment of improvised bon-bons. The acting talents of those in search of holiday happiness find release in this smorgasbord of seasonal shenanigans that feasts on the bounty of the sea and the booty of the breadbasket to bake a nutty fruitcake of feisty spirits and smoked ham. The ocean rushes in as the characterizations run amok on the sands of time that shift unpredictably in this homespun yarn of tangled relationships and beached Bozos. Rejoice in the ethnic essence of forgotten ancestors as they chip away at the ancient varnish of antiquated angst to expose the grain of truth in a gingerbread house of spice and spaghetti. View the turkey and sample its stuffed innards and then awash thyself in the salty brew of a western waterworld.