Duh. duh-duh! Duh-duh, duh! Yeah, you know the theme song to The A-Team when you read it, right? Jump into our cool black van and go back to a time when television was totally ’80s — and totally awesome.

It’s a retro weekend at the box office this June, as two major-league 80s franchises face off. I can easily report that The A-Team comes out on top. So how does the long-awaited reboot of the TV classic fare?

It’s time once again for us to take a look at the DVD and Blu-Ray discs that are begging you to take them home and watch them over and over again, each time delving deeper into the mystery and wonder of filmic entertainment. Let’s get to it.

It’s Friday, and that means new movies to mainline into your eyeballs until your armpits smell like popcorn and you bleed RC Cola. That’s a scientific thing that actually happens if you watch too many movies. Let’s get to the releases. Jennifer’s Body…