Im the one who cheered people up
Im the one who broke up the snake pit when I got here

these bitches were fighting like cats - along with a small handful of
cross dressing freaks

they would show up and claw each other, then in a strange sort of
way.. they'd get a rush out of it.

You ever heard my little story about the man who found a frozen snake
by the side of the road?
He took it home, thawed it out by the fire ( I mean thawed it out
reeeel good).. the little ****er bit him! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT?

anyway, check your email, I sent you a coupon for Depends (HIPPO SIZE)