Oh Gawd, Nickelback... the sooner they ride their tour-bus off a cliff, the better.

_________________Yay, and verily he said unto them, "Eat this nooch for it tastes kind of like cheese, and drink this kombucha for it is awesome. And don't be a vegan hating douche because no one likes an asshat." - DancesWithTofu

Baby girl, you're the shiitakethat makes you my equivalentso you can leave your toys in the drawer tonight

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Ugh! The entirety of Blurred Lines!

e.g. So, hit me up when you pass throughI'll give you something big enough to tear your asparagus in two

I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it (you get the idea ...)

Baby girl, you're the shiitakethat makes you my equivalentso you can leave your toys in the drawer tonight

I

Ugh! The entirety of Blurred Lines!

e.g. So, hit me up when you pass throughI'll give you something big enough to tear your asparagus in two

I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it (you get the idea ...)

Uuuugh, that's the song! I had heard it this morning on the radio and they said it is number one in the German Charts since three weeks. I didn't listen to the lyrics and just now realized what they are singing. Way to have awesome taste in music, German people!

(Oh, and that awful Daft Punk song is No. 2. I swear I am loosing faith in the next generation every day. I'm old.)

Baby girl, you're the shiitakethat makes you my equivalentso you can leave your toys in the drawer tonight

I

Ugh! The entirety of Blurred Lines!

e.g. So, hit me up when you pass throughI'll give you something big enough to tear your asparagus in two

I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it I know you want it (you get the idea ...)

And you know what doesn't actually rhyme with "hug me"??

_________________"I'd rather have dried catshit! I'd rather have astroturf! I'd rather have an igloo!"~Isa

"But really, anyone willing to dangle their baby in front of a crocodile is A-OK in my book."~SSD