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Hey there, and welcome, my friends to the show that never ends. I'm John G. Hartness, and I write comedic horror, fantasy, and urban fantasy, along with a few other things now and then. If you plug your name into the fields below, you'll be subscribed to my email list, and you can get all the news on new releases, appearances, and special sales and deals.

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Some of my current series

The Black Knight Chronicles

Urban Fantasy with Kevin Smith snark

A pair of comic book nerds get turned into vampires and decide to play Batman by becoming private investigators. What could go wrong?

Well, everything!

Bubba the Monster Hunter

Comedy Horror with a banjo soundtrack

If Buffy married Larry the Cable Guy instead of that dude from the Scooby Doo movies, their baby would probably be a lot like Bubba.

Yeah, that scares me, too.

Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter

Dark Urban Fantasy

His guardian angel calls him Q.

Dracula calls him nephew.

Demons call him The Reaper.

He's Quincy Harker, and he's here to help.

About the author

John G. Hartness

John G. Hartness is a teller of tales, a righter of wrong, defender of ladies’ virtues, and some people call him Maurice, for he speaks of the pompatus of love. He is also the award-winning author of the urban fantasy series The Black Knight Chronicles (Bell Bridge Books), the Bubba the Monster Hunter comedic horror series, the Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter dark fantasy series, and many other projects.

In 2016, John teamed up with a pair of other publishing industry ne’er-do-wells and founded Falstaff Books, a small press dedicated to publishing the best of genre fictions “misfit toys.”

In his copious free time John enjoys long walks on the beach, rescuing kittens from trees and playing Magic: the Gathering.

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