Indeed, we will soon see Lady Obama not buying her $1,000 handbags and no more will

She paid $1000 for that piece of S..t??? That looks like something a homeless BUM would be walking around with carrying his life possessions and a cheap bottle of vino. She really needs to take some tips from the Queen of Shopping: Imelda Marcos.

Indeed, we will soon see Lady Obama not buying her $1,000 handbags and no more will

She paid $1000 for that piece of S..t??? That looks like something a homeless BUM would be walking around with carrying his life possessions and a cheap bottle of vino. She really needs to take some tips from the Queen of Shopping: Imelda Marcos.

Comrade,

you would agree that we are not worthy to make such decisions?In our "egalitarian progressive" society that we are creating, the proletariatmust leave all things of "good taste" to inner party members.

Comrades, Obama is indulging a bit of progressive code. In our Orwellian enlightened tradition, words are not to be taken literally. Thus, when a progressive leader speaks of "haircuts", he means a severing which begins right below the chin, where there is very little hair to be cut.

Good Heavens Comrade R.O.C.K. You must be working too hard. I think all of our Comrades need a break. When it comes to fashion and talent, my dear friend Assia is one of the best:Assia Akhat -Ya luchshaya! (I'm the best!)

Who are these Appalachians you speak of? Are they some sort of American Indian?

Re: Dear Leader's video Cut sixty thousand Head Slot Starts? Did I hear that correctly Comrades? I am confused. I know what cutting sixty thousand heads means, but head slots?

Today's communication shorthand is very hard for an old fart like me. Hell, I just recently found out what LOL means. Enlighten me Comrades, please?

Comrade Grigori, cutting "head slots" means carving a slit in the top of the head in order to insert the propaganda korrect thinking modules. This makes inculcation easier for the young serfs-to-be in that they don't ask annoying questions about anything.

Neotrotsky

Comrade, you would agree that we are not worthy to make such decisions? In our "egalitarian progressive" society that we are creating, the proletariat must leave all things of "good taste" to inner party members.

Yes yes, I agree. But I couldn't help but notice the exact same handbag a homeless bum, er... an unemployed, mentally-challenged democrat victim of society's unfairness was carrying as he asked me for $10 to buy a cup of "coffee". For the media to come out and flaunt er, report the fact that FLOTUS' handbag cost $1000 just cheapens that "good taste" the inner party claims to have. Just sayin'...

Remember the cash for clunkers program? In order to have short hair we'll either need razors or clippers, and since I'm incapable of providing anything for myself without some kind of government subsidy, I wonder if Dear Leader would be open to a cash for afro-comb program.

Gee, that's some sacrifice that kitty made, Comrade Infidel Castrate. Did a "Rata de dos Patas" do the job? Uhmmmm, actually I asked my wife to shave her ... uhmmm ... err .... you know what ... and that is what I got. :-(

Oh, I actually meant that as a compliment. As those on the right often refer to progressives as rats, why not wear the moniker into the ground and make it ineffective? We are all made "ratas de dos patas," here at Gulag Central. In any case the kitty looks quite comfortable and will easily survive the fluctuations of warmer and warmer and warmer summers without air conditioning. Yes. Even kitties must do their part to save the planet.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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