"It’s so bad
sometimes I tell people I’m a lawyer. I don’t want to be associated
with a body
that in the eyes of your fellow citizens seems to be
dysfunctional. It matters to me.”-- Lindsay Graham (R-Fabulous)
saying he's ashamed to be a GOP senator after
a
new poll showed that congress had an approval rating of nine
percent Link

Hey Queenie, your approval is 9% because you're blocking Obama's
efforts
to fix the economy that YOU
sons of bitches ran into the ground. Send
e-mail to Bart

Greg Palast: The Real OWS Story Palast is one of our
best investigators

Mega-bank Goldman Sachs (assets
$933bn), has declared war on one of the smallest banks in
New York (assets $30m), the customer-owned community bank that happens
to also be the banker
for Friends of Liberty Plaza, Inc, also known as Occupy Wall Street.
And you thought Goldman didn't care.

The trouble began three weeks ago when the occupiers suddenly found
their donation buckets
filling with thousands of dollars, way more than needed for their pizza
dinners.

If a Democrat were to say, "I
wipe after Number Two,"
Palin would say, "I never wipe after
Number Two - that's only for Democrats."Send
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LinkThis
story opens like this: "This is 100% false.
She is not running for Congress
in the 18th District or any other,"said Clinton
spokesman Matt McKenna.

End of story, right?
Not when there's an opportunity to attack a Clinton civilian.

Is the Chelsea-for-Congress boomlet already over? That was quick.

What was quick?

You made this shit up
and then
express shock over how soon it fizzled "for Chelsea?"
The only story here is your clumsy fabrication shot down by the
Clinton-camp denials.

Rumors of Clinton running for Congress in New York, perhaps for the
seat held by
Rep. Nita Lowey (D), were shot down Thursday by Lowey and state
Democrats.

Is this like the rumor that
you blew
50 drunk longshoremen one night down at the docks?
Was it over for you, "pretty quick?"

If there’s anything we should know by know about New York, it is that
dynastic politics
can be a tricky business. The entitlement factor doesn’t go over well
in the Empire State.

Who asked New York to accept
Chelsea's "entitlement?"

Your lies are intended to give the impression Cheslea is demanding
something
but you have failed to site any evidence that Chelsea asked for
anything.

You keep making shit up and then demanding the Clintons explain
themselves.
Karen Tumulty, why are you such a lying slut?

Sure, Hillary and Bobby Kennedy managed to carpetbag their way to
Senate seats from New York.
But since then, those who have counted on famous last names have not
fared so well.

Lying slut, do you even know
what a
carpetbagger is?

According to the
dictionary,it
is a Northerner who went to the South after the Civil War
and became active in Republican politics, especially so as to profiteer
from the unsettled
social and political conditions of the area during Reconstruction.

I have $1,000 that says
neither
Hillary or Bobby were ever "Northen
carpetbaggers activein the Republicunt party."
You column is just a bunch of lies and accusations strung together.

The current governor, Andrew Cuomo, had his head handed to
him
the first time he tried for that office.
After his humbling in 2002, Cuomo went back and paid his dues as
attorney general.
And then there was the Caroline Kennedy debacle.

If you have a bitch with
Caroline's
actual attempt to run for office, bitch at her - not the Clintons.

LinkAfter a string of disappointing
debate performances, Rick Perry is signaling that he might be
dialing back his participation in several planned televised Republican
presidential primary debates.
Can a major candidate with a track record of weak debate performances
pass on nationally televised debates?"

"There have been eight Republican debates so far, five since Gov. Perry
got in," Perry spokesman Ray Sullivan said.
"We certainly respect the process, but when you've got eight or nine
candidates and 30 seconds to a minute (to answer),
it takes valuable time away from campaigning in Iowa as those elections
approach."

LinkWestern powers would cause an
"earthquake" in the Middle East if they intervened in Syria,
President Bashar al-Assad said in an interview published on Sunday,
after protesters demanded
outside protection from a crackdown that has killed 3,000 people.

Assad is showing no signs of easing the crackdown, which is drawing
increasing international
outrage and criticism even from previously cautious Arab countries.

Syria sits at the heart of the volatile Middle East, where it borders
Israel, Lebanon, Turkey, Iraq and Jordan.

"It is the faultline, and if you play with the ground, you will cause
an earthquake," he said.
"Do you want to see another Afghanistan, or tens of Afghanistans?"

Hey Bashar, all you have to
say is "I will show no mercy
to my slaves"and Hillary
will build a coalition against you and soon after they'll find your
dead ass in a
sewer.

LinkThe public still finds
Hillary
fascinating--and a potential Commander in Chief.
A TIME poll found that Clinton does far better than Obama in
head-to-head matchups,
beating Mitt Romney by 17 percentage points and Rick Perry by 26.

I received stickers in the mail today! Nice surprise that I wasn’t
expecting!
Thank you very much! Put the hammer down, love your work!
Rob In Cleveland OHSend
e-mail to Bart

Can you find the camouflage kitty? Link
There is a kitty sitting in a rocky field.

He's staring right at you, but he's hard to see.

If you can't see him, click
for the clue.Send
e-mail to BartWhich Republican leaked the story that
Herman Cain likes to harrass White women?

"I deny everything -
those damn White women
have been after my 9-9-9 for half a century!"

LinkHerman
Cain is denying a report claiming he was repeatedly accused of sexual
harassment.

Cain's campaign said a media report that Cain was accused of sexual
harassment at least twice
when he headed the National Restaurant Association isn't true and he
was "only playing" with them.

Politico says that two women "complained of sexually suggestive
behavior by Cain that made them
angry and uncomfortable, (Politico's) sources said, and they accepted
financial payouts to settle things.
The agreements also included language that bars the women from talking
about their departures.

So, Cain is paying them to be quiet about his out-of-control sexual
aggression?

I suspect the Perry camp
leaked this story.
Cain has no idea about the sharks he's swimming with.

I felt kinda sad for the Rangers - having never won a World Series when
the Cardinals have
won more than any baseball team in history. Sure, the Yankees
have techinically won more
but they bought theirs so
they don't count.

Subject: fund-raising idea I
once
belonged to an organization that collected dues from members in the
members' birth months.
From the members' viewpoints, there were no random
pay-up dates to remember.

Thanks for doing what you do,
Karen in Indiana

Karen,
thanks for that.

I'll try that - today is the last day
of October!
Woo Hoo! October folks - can you sent a
donation?

"I get angry at
people who don't stand up for Obama. If this were a Republican
president, Republicans would be saying, 'We were losing 400,000
jobs a month
- we saved the car industry,' you could go down the
list. democrats should talk
to Hollywood about how to posture some of these things. Say
you're about to get
into tax loopholes. Instead of 'tax loopholes,' say 'tax
cheating.' And then on the
floor of the Senate, get up and say, 'We're not going to raise
your taxes, but we're
not for cheating, are you?' I just think Democrats are bad at
that."-- Clooney, in TIME Magazine,
frustrated that Democrats won't list the facts.

Send
e-mail to BartSubject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last
Issue's Mystery City that is"Piazza del Campo" from the
clock tower in Sienna, Italy.
Every year they run the Palio horse races around it for neighborhood
bragging rights.
Jim

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