The New Yorker’s Official Holiday Gift Guide

Whatever you do, don’t forget the dog walker

It’s getting downright festive up in here, and you know what that means: time to buy presents for everyone on your list, from the parents who gave you life to the doorman who can’t remember your first name.

With so many people to shop for, the process can get totally chaotic. And what exactly are you supposed to give your manicurist, anyway?

Don’t worry--we’ve got you covered with our official holiday gift guide, so you can breeze through your shopping and get thismuchcloser to sipping hot cocoa by the fire.

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FOR YOUR ADELE-OBSESSED BFF

She’s been listening to 25 on a loop for the last month--while she’s crying her eyes out on the subway, she might as well be fashionable in these gold-tone Layla headphones by Friends.

FOR YOUR HARDWORKING PARKING ATTENDANT

Keep him warm and energized this holiday season with Stumptown’s Ethiopia Nano Challa coffee beans and a Mast Brothers chocolate bar (as long as he doesn’t get melted chocolate on your car upholstery).

FOR YOUR JET-SETTING UNCLE

FOR THAT RANDOM PERSON YOU TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT

Stash a handful of these guys in your drawer just in case a neighbor or coworker pops by with a completely unexpected gift. Ta-da, Champagne lollipops. (Honestly? They’re all we really want for Christmas, anyway.)