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After the attack by Ultron that left the Avengers reeling, Clint promised to take them to a safehouse. Of course, when you throw around the word 'mafia' like it's nothing and gunshots keep you awake at night, you have to wonder how safe said safehouse really is.

AoU canon divergence where Clint doesn't take them to the farm, but rather, takes them to the apartment complex he bought out from under the Tracksuits.

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Erik Lehnsherr is the no-nonsense CEO of a company that basically exists as a front for the Brotherhood of Mutants. He's had a bit of trouble in the past with the reclusive Professor Xavier, his irritating pacifist ways, and the Xavier Institute of Higher Learning. His life was complicated enough before he received a free sample from a bakery and fell in love by proxy. It's too bad he has no idea what bakery it came from.

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Thor has never been alone, for as long as he can remember. As a child, he indulged in his friend, and as he grew older, he tried to ignore him... but Thor’s imaginary companion may not be quite as imaginary as he’s been led to believe.

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The story of Charles's proposal to Erik will never fail to make Charles blush. Erik summarizes it as, "He literally threw the ring at me," to which Charles will always protest, "There's more to the story than that!"

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Erik is a struggling single dad of three kids with a burning hatred for Sebastian Shaw, the man who wronged him years ago. He’s tried to move on with his life, but a run-in with Shaw’s rude, spoiled omega, Charles, drags up old anger.

When Charles ends up in the hospital after an accident, Erik goes to confront him only to find that Charles has amnesia. In the confusion, Charles mistakenly assumes that Erik is his mate.

Erik knows he should clear up the misunderstanding, but how can he pass up this perfect chance for a little revenge?

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Non-powered college AU. Erik and Charles have nothing in common until they end up having sex at someone's party. They don't have much in common after that, either, but find each other a hard habit to quit.