I don't think he 'expected' as much as 'hoped'. And he has a point, naked babes would have improved the episode immeasurably.

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Name one thing naked babes don't improve.

War

Actually, I'd say that depends entirely on the placement of the naked babes.

While the line soldiers would certainly appreciate placement in their barracks, it would be better to place them in the quarters of the politicans in charge on both sides, with instructions to tell said leaders: call off the war, or no nookie. After all, the general consensus is that the best way to improve a war is to end it.