Welcome fans to tna. On tonight show
we have will have the return the Masterpiece show this show with your host
Chris Masters.. Please join us this Sunday night for are ppv called Bound
for Glory. You will be witness the best wrestlers in the world put on the
best show you ever saw. Call you friends and family to order are ppv to makes
us number one. Please enjoy this show.

((All Eyes On Me Starts playing by
Limp Bizkit all over the pa system then Gods Masterpiece heads to ring with
the fire works going off in the background)

((SCENE)

(((Chris Gods Masterpiece Masters
picked up a mic))))

[[Chris Masters]]

Welcome to the best show in the history
of wrestling and going today the Masterpiece Show. IM the host of the show
Chris the perfect human being alive right now y Masters. You see IM not Frank
Shamrock I don't get hurt before my match and back out like a looser he is.
In effect I never got hurt in mj matches even do people came and gone and
tried but fall miserable. And IM not kimbo slice even do his from my home
town Miami fl I don't get knocked out in 14 second's by a nobody. No wrestler
in the history of my match ever knocked me out.

[[Chris Masters]]

This Sunday at ppv called bound for
glory your trutrly that will be me will be in a TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
KING OF THE MOUNTAIN #1 CONTENDERS MATCH against John Cena, Mike Awesome ,.
Ron Killings, . Tomko. You see tna never gave me a change to shine or give
me the spotlight. Bound for glory is a nice name for a ppv. Because is time
for Chris Master to step out in another words come out to his own and become
a main player in tna. This match is a king off the mountain means the other
losers got no change winning this match. Ill be the king of kicking there
asses all over my ring.

[[Chris Masters]]

Lets take a look who ill be facing
this Sunday night. First we have Mike Awesome not the brightest person you
ever meet. have you heard this man talk? Sound like a monkey looking for a
banana. In effect he reminds me off somebody. himmmmmmm. I know who geico
caveman

Just look at each other faces the
same face the same super cuts hair cuts lol. O I need to stop laughing to
hard I may pee in my pants. Didn't he died few years ago. Let me tell you
all a little history about mike awesome. Back when ECW was around he won a
world title. Once he won he jumped to WCW because he couldn't take the spot
light. How can we trust this man when he win the world title he may jump to
WWE? This is tna buddy all the best wrestlers are. You haven't done nothing
here in tna to be the same ring as me. Yeah you may be tall like a gorilla
and looks like king king. But IM the man who will bring bring down the big
foot.

[[Chris Masters]]

We have John Cena who is a white
man who thinks his black. Is this the best tna has to offer for tv? IM surprise
we heavent got kicked off the show because off him. This guy is a thug who
need to get his ass whooped to teach him a listen. He things people laugh
at him but no there laughing at you.

HI john cena Mark Wahlberg called
his wants his old look back. Remember few years ago Mark Wahlberg used be
a rapper will that's where john cena stolid his look from. Come on man you
could pick anything else? TNA cant even sell anything because off you. They
think because you thug nobody is going to buy anything. Even back in the WWE
the last few match you had you lost. So why do you think you got a change
off winning this match? If you be your self maybe just maybe you can be somebody
here until then. IM the man who will take down John Cena or Mark Walberg or
wigger or what ever you think you are.

We [[Chris
Masters]]

Also we have Ron Killings here is
another wanna be rapper, Wow is it me or everybody want to be a rappers? Hi
make up your mind you either with tna or WWE. Is OK I kick the living crap
out of you back to the WWE. In Effect I know who he looks like.

Can you say flavor flav wow look
at does face's they look like. If you don't know who's flavor flav is hes
a rapper and actor but the most ugliest person alive today. Hi you never know
maybe Ron Killings could be his step brother. Maybe his mom had sex with his
dad who knows. I wish I had a ugly bag to put on there face. They making me
sick here. Ron Killings Take a good ook at me this is how a human being should
look like. At ppv im going to use a ladder to make you look uglier as you
are now. Don't even show up hell you may even brake a camera with your face.

We [[Chris
Masters]]

And last we have Tomko how many times
do I have to beat his ass in are matches. I think I beat him like 10 times
already this guy doesn't know when to quit. First he left tna to go to new
Japan wrestling then he got fired because he didn't know how to wrestle. Lets
faced your just a bodyguard and that it. Now I know you haven't earn your
change for this match. Hell you haven't even wrestled in tna for the past
few weeks. This is a shame let me beat your ass again and again

You see no need to make fun off you
because I already beat you so many times. At this point is pointless so is
time for me to leave and get ready for this match. Ill see you all losers
this Sunday.

(((Chris Masters drops the mic and
hits song starts playing All eyes on me Starts playing by Limp Bizkit all
over the pa system he leaves goes back to there locker room)))