Hi! Ferrett Is Currently Engaged In A Battle To The Death With A Mac.

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 6.03% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

You may note some silence here; if you follow my Twitter, that’s because you know that I’ve switched to a Mac for work, and things have not gone well. I’m slowly easing into the environment, but it sure is hogging a lot of my CPU resources now.
(The next person who tells me “Macs just work” is gonna get a snootful. I love certain features on the Mac – gestures are tech – but if I didn’t know how to Google things I’d be staring at the screen dumbly. Also, every Mac touchpad and mouse assumes you’re working on a hard surface, which is supremely annoying when no Macintosh mouse will actually register a click on the armchair rest that I work on.)
Anyway, so I’m bouncing between laptops as I enter passwords and download new programs, and come the evening I just want to watch porn. So hey, I’ll entertain you again at some point, but that’ll be after I figure out how to use this new she-beast that has heaved into my life.
(But when it’s done? I can learn how to program iPhone apps. And that’ll be exciting. Also, I’ll be a Cool Kid, and who doesn’t want to be a Cool Kid?)