I just commented on the couple of songs I have heard from the musical and it sounded so awesome and funny. I've heard "Blew that bitch away" "I'm not a killer" and "Bit-Part demon" They were hilarious and when I see this trailer I'm like wtf?? I thought Evil Dead was funny.

I have! I went to a showing in my city a couple years ago. I sat in the section that was Ok'ed to be sprayed, and lo and behold, I was the most heavily fake blood sprayed in the audience. Walking home that night was fun though. I didn't bother cleaning myself up, so everyone backed the fuck up when my bloody ass walked down the street.

Alright, so here's my creepy story. I finally feel like telling. I haven't told many in my life about this, I don't even think my parents know. I don't know how to say it without coming off crazy.

When I was young, around 9, I was at the park with my friend. This park was set in an area that there was the park and two baseball fields in a giant open space. On one of the edges was a backroad and the backing of houses that faced a street on the other side. So my friend and I were on the swings and somehow in our 9 year old minds came up the topic of God and whether or not it existed. I had grown up Catholic, gone to church every weekend, blah de blah. Anyway, I stated that I wasn't sure if I believed.

Soon after, I noticed something way across the field. The distance between the swing set and the houses was probably 150 yards. I saw something on top of a dumpster that backed one of the houses. I asked my friend if she saw it too. She replied she didn't. I told her to stop fucking around (well, whatever that is in kids language). She swore she didn't know what I was talking about. I told her exactly... third house, on the dumpster, huge white/gray thing. Looked like a statue. Like a huge, 10-15 foot tall statue of.. I dunno, an angel?

We got up and started walking towards the house across the field. Every few steps I asked her if she saw it and she swore she didn't. We got about 50 yards away when I freaked the fuck out because at that point she should have seen it and she didn't. I said I wanted to go home. We turned and went back to her house which was on the other side of the field. I made her swear she was telling the truth of not seeing it. We went back the next day and saw nothing. I even asked her about it years later after I moved and we hadn't talked in awhile and she said she remembered the day and still swore she didn't see what I saw.

Sooooooooooooo I have no idea. Could have been a trick of the eye. But I don't know what could have made the image I saw because it was clear to me.

My belief experience, I got on the 482 bus, but i fell asleep, and where i got off and had know idea where I was. My cell was dead and I cried, and said God please help me i will never disbelieve in you again. Well, 15 seconds after my uncle came, and honked his horn for me to get in. This uncle doesn't live with us, and was actually living in the Middle east I believe. Well, I asked why he was here, and he said he just got into town and something told him to go this way( the way he picked me up at).

Ugh, one of those emergency alert things just came on the TV. It was just a test, but they freak me out because I always think it's going to tell me the nukes are coming. Motherfucking Reagan scaring people into voting Republican with that shit when I was a kid!

My mother sleepwalks. I don't know why but it scares me. It's a very terrifying thing to walk out of your bedroom at night to see a woman walking around but not replying to you when you ask her what the actual fuck she's doing.

Due to my studies being finished for the year I have become like a member of Kiss - rocking and rolling all night and partying every day. And by that I mean I browse reddit all night and sleep every day. There are times during my reddit browsing when I walk out of my bedroom for some awesome reason to be confronted by my mother standing in the middle of the living room. I just take her back to her room, threaten her with death if she does it again and continue about my nightly duties.

So this particular night was no different. Reddit etc. and then I said to myself "I really need to pee!" and so I walked out of my bedroom. I saw my mother standing there and assured the half awake half asleep sleep walker that I would be back to take her back to her bed after I've peed. I sat down (I'm a chick and sometimes we pee sitting down, but that's a story for another day) and mid-pee I realised something. My mother is out of town tonight.