I am Katrina, and this is everything you ever thought you wanted to know about me, and then some more. Lots more.

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?

One of the following paragraphs is false. Take the one you believe to be true as my answer:

Born to an African Wildebeest at the age of 17, I was carefully taken under my wing by a mad scientist named Dr Borg. Upon turning 30 I married a little man named Johnson, and then went on to have several of his children, all of which were named Hans.

Born in London, I was raised in a normal fashion, by a mother and a father. I have a sister, named Gemma, and a dog named Frodo. I am a nerd. Not much else to add here, but I also do quite like bras, for they are excellent support at the best of times.

3. When you aren’t filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
Eating, breathing, being awesome, taking a shower, doing things behind closed doors.

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn’t like at the time).
IPT, Legal Studies, English, BCT, Maths, Accounting.

5. What is your biggest goal for this year?
Getting through NaNoWriMo again.

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years?
A wife? A mother? Alive? All would be quite lovely, actually. When I’m 24.

7. What stage of life are you in right now?
I am at age 19, and isn’t that just fancy.

8. Are you more child-like or childish?
Child-like. Oh to be young.

9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
*shifty eyes* Let me think. No, I haven’t a clue.

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now?
Nine in the Afternoon – Panic! At the Disco

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes?
No, I cannot say that I have.

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same?
Better. Better. Better. Every day.

Will you miss them when they are gone?
It is quite likely that I will.

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you?
Probably not. I mean, I sure do try to, but many things escape me.

18. What is the truest thing that you know?
That life is awesome.

19. What did you want to be when you grew up?
A mother, I believe. Not much else appealed to me at the time.

20. Have you ever been given a second chance?
Yes

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
I like to think there’s a healthy balance of the two going on.

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind?
Yes

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
I’m not sure. I haven’t had too many painful things happen to me yet. Ask that again in several years time. You know why.

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
I haven’t had any real emotional issues that were too painful. I am optimistic by nature.

25. Who have you hugged today?
Dylan.

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you?
Dylan

27. Do you have a lot to learn?
Indeed

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?

A Play the guitar

B Sing

C Play the piano

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
What they do and how they make me feel, but some things said are amazing as well.

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship?
Physical, mental, verbal chemistry, good senses of humour, excellent hugs.

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?

A Have a baby

B Swim with dolphins

C Visit the smithsonian

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?

I have written the answer to this twice beforehand, but wordpress has borked up several times so I’m just going to say that this is a complicated one to answer, although each answer has mentioned tax at some point.

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause?
Positive lives!

34. What does each decade make you think of:

The 19..
(In much shorter form than originally written)

20’s: Early film

30’s: Clark Gable

40’s: World War II

50’s: Audrey Hepburn

60’s: The Beatles

70’s: Hippies

80’s: Sixteen Candles

90’s: My childhood

2000 (so far): My teen years

2010’s: Hasn’t happened yet

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why?
2000s, for I have witnessed and understood the most things during this time

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
My Generation – The Who

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country?
Australia, Prime Minister Kevin Rudd

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be?
Do something incredible useful

38. What’s your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night?
None

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
I don’t really think I’m like any of the Disney villains

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout?
Yes, I was a Brownie

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
Fly

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
Magic!

43. What does your name mean?
Pure

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space?
Out space

45. Word association

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:

Air: Supply

Meat: Loaf

Different: Chances

Pink: New

Deserve: Me

White: Black

Elvis: Costello

Magic: Pixies

Heart: Gold

Clash: Cure

Pulp: Fiction

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be?
Clark Gable

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive?
Obama

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
Juno

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
War and Peace. Nothing like being stuck in an elevator for a week alone, to get through Tolstoy’s heaviest work.

50. Have you ever saved someone’s life or had your life saved?
Neither

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words…

Fruitgoogle: So much fruit, there’s a google’s worth

Ambytime: A time for ambling

Asscactus: A cactus shaped like a donkey. Yeah, I could’ve taken that in another direction, but you see what I did there.

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands?
I sort of helped make pancakes on the weekend. Oh, and I’m making cookies later.

53. What was your favorite toy as a child?
Polly Pocket!

54. How many TV’s are in your house?
5 plugged in, 8 all up

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside?
Tennis, swim, cycle

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow?
Like all the magic in the world has come together in a most delightful fashion

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true?
Yes

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader?
No

59. What is your idea of paradise?
Somewhere with the awesome people, doing awesome things

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like?
No

61. Do you believe in Hell?
No

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven’t?
Many things, really, I am quite privileged, compared to many

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done?
Well, I just bought a book for a stranger via amazon off their wishlist, that’d have to be up there

64. Are you a patient person?
Yes

65. What holiday should exist but doesn’t?
Spock Day!

66. What holiday shouldn’t exist but does?
None. The more the better

67. What’s the best joke you ever heard?
I don’t know, I prefer funny stories to jokes

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been?
Disneyland, it has to be said.

69. Is your hair natural or dyed?
Natural

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front?
I don’t have any deep dark secrets, but I wouldn’t say I’m pretty much up front either.

71. What is under your bed right now?
Shoes, a board game, books

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home?
Go home

73. If you drive do you frequently speed?
No

74. What is the world’s best song to dance to?
Too many

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone?
Not sure

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers?
Disney!

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo?
I do quite like the nocturnal house. That’s my favourite place, so probably that one.

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic?
Somewhat

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off?
Yes, if it stopped suddenly, at least.

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it?
Eat pasta?

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick?
I’m not sure.

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole?
Both sound equally terrible places to live.

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television?
Watching television

84. What do you think makes someone a hero?
The ability to inspire and positively change lives

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in?
The Jetsons

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach:
McDonalds pickles. Ick.

87. What was the last thing you paid for?
Something to eat

88. Are you a coupon clipper?
Not so much

89. Get anything good in the mail recently?
Couple of books

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class…dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
Dancing!

91. In Star Trek people ‘beam’ back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person’s memories. So…

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends?
Yes, I’d say so, in the mind they are. They keep their memories, their likes and dislikes, nothing changes about who they are as a person

92. What insects are you afraid of?
Giant evil ones of doom and destruction

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
42

94. What’s the most eccentric thing you have ever worn?
Nothing for quite some time

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be?
Chocolate

96. What are your parents interested in?
The usual parental things, like newspapers and strange television shows about gardening and sick cats

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet?
Not for a while

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal?
Does a duckling count?

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans?
Plans are helpful, wishes are exciting. The best thing is when you turn the wishes into plans, and fulfill them

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest?
After dinner, when I’m very happy etc etc

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. What do you bring?
A good mattress, a tent, some music

101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically?
It’s hard to describe, but amazing is a good word for it. It feels amazing.

102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most.

A Dylan

B Family

C Liz

D Aki

E Kath

103. How many movies have you gone to see this month?
None, surprisingly.

104. If you could have 3 wishes…but none of them could be for yourself, what would you wish for?
Debt free family members, a purely excellent stress-free day for everyone, food for those without

105. In what ways do you relax and de-stress when you are really tense?
listen to music

106. How much money would it take to get you to drive to school naked in the springtime and get out of the car?
A lot, since I don’t go to school

107. Have you ever killed an animal?
Nothing, besides insects

108. Have you ever lost someone close to you?
No

109. What do you think of cloning?
I don’t think it’s the greatest idea

110. Do you read or watch TV more often?
atm, TV

111. With all this talk of terrorism going around are you willing to sacrifice rights and freedoms for increased safety?
Not really

112. What is the punishment you would come up with for Osama Bin Laden if you caught him alive?
Capital punishment, before he gets a chance to hide again.

113. Have you ever named an individual part of your body?
No

114. Have you ever been on the radio or on TV?
TV, yes

115. Have you ever won a lottery, or sweepstakes?
Nope

116. Have you ever won a contest or competition?
Yes

117. Do you like to watch The Joy of Painting show with Bob Ross (check out this link if you don’t know who he is. Also please note me if you notice the link is broken) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Ross_(painter)?
Haven’t seen it before

118. Do you know what your grandparents and your great grand parents did for a living?
Accounting, farming, something in the NZ parliament house

119. Is there anything really interesting in your family history?
I guess the parliament house bit is quite interesting when you hear the whole story

120. Is there anyone you trust completely?
Yes

121. Have you ever lost someone without having the chance to say goodbye?
No

122. How do you feel about women in politics?
Women in politics for the sake of women is politics is silly, but women (or men) with intelligence and the right frame of mind for politics is the way it should be

123. Would you rather have an indoor Jacuzzi or an outdoor pool?
Outdoor pool

124. What things are you interested in that you study or read about on your own?
Anything much, really. Many things are interesting

125. Would you consider yourself to be intelligent?
Yes

126. Would you consider yourself to be wise?
Somewhat

127. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?
No

128. Have you ever spoken to a homeless person?
No

129. Would you ever creep into the subway tunnels to go exploring?
Probably not in my best interest

130. If you could add 70 years to your life but only by making some random person die 70 years sooner would you?
No, that’s selfish

131. Can you finish any of the following lyrics?

A: Nothing to kill or die for…

B: Late comings with the late comin’ stretcher…

C: I could make a film and make you my star…

I do not know any of these songs

132. Were you ever with someone while they died?
No

133. Would you rather be a world political leader or a rock star?
I think we’d all, deep down, prefer to be a rock star.

134. Have you ever given someone a love letter that you wrote?
No

135. Have you ever sent someone a surprise though the mail?
No

136. Are you looking forward to any concerts right now?
Yes

137. Of all animated movies, which is the best one you’ve ever seen?
Mary and Max, The Little Mermaid, Up, Spirited Away

138. What are the best bands or songs to listen to while driving?
Any by Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, just general songs you can sing along to, really.

139. What do you think is the most amazing thing that anyone has ever accomplished?
So many things, it’s hard to pin point just one.

140. What could a member of the opposite sex do to impress you?
Be intelligent, make me laugh, be tall, may have described my boyfriend there, in a short answer fashion.

141. About how many emails do you get a day?
Quite a few.

How many of those emails are junk mail?
Most of them.

How many of them are forwards?
One or two, at the most

142. What’s your favorite thing to do online besides write in your diary and hang out at this site?
Twitter, facebook, explore

145. Who would you bring with you on this kind of a road trip?
I don’t think it’d be in anyone’s best interest to hitchhike across Australia.

146. Of the following, which word best describes you: accurate, bold,

charming, dependable

Oh, charming, certainly.

147. If you are single, at about what age do you think you will be ready to settle down and get married? If you are married, how old were you at the time?
I am neither of these, so I don’t know how to answer this.

148. Do you often wonder, when you say goodbye to people, if it is the last time you will ever see them?
No

149. What movie are you most looking forward to seeing when it comes out?
Sherlock Holmes, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus

150. What is your quest?
42

151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming?
Adults

152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle?
I think there’s certainly something gone on, but I don’t know what exactly. Certainly not aliens like the ride at Sea World

153. Who are you the most jealous of?
No one

154. What is the happiest way you can start your day?
With hugs!

155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world?
Always

156. Who thinks that you are offensive?
Probably quite a few people

157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people?
Reading and writing

158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)?
No

159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don’t know what it is?
…

160. Do you get offended easily?
It depends on the material

161. Would you still love and stay with your significant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed?
Yes

162. Do you believe in fate or free will?
I believe there’s elements of each

163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored?
To an extent, yes, especially if they are frequently bored

164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain?
Life can change

165. What changes are you afraid of?
Not too many, really

166. Are you a day person or nocturnal?
I can do a bit of both

167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)?
A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out – Panic! At the Disco

168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office?
food service

169. What’s the coolest job you ever had?
Tutoring

170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to?
I don’t think there’s one central idea, there’s many

171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress?
While it would be an interesting job, not so much

172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do?
I’m not sure, I don’t think I’d want to control anyone. Or, maybe my sister?

173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like?
Aquarius, water, no idea what the personality traits are and such

174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you?
I haven’t seen it

175. Are you in constant fear of death?
No

176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life?
No

177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen?
Well, it doesn’t matter, but sure, why not.

178. Are you a fan of any comic books?
Scott Pilgrim!

179. At what age did you attend your first funeral?
11 or so

180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)?
Body wash, shampoo

181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom?
Wiki!

182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from?
I didn’t really ask so they didn’t tell me

183. What is your favorite band?
Panic! At the Disco

184. What’s the best cheesy 80’s song?
Wake me Up Before you Go-Go – Wham!

185. What’s the best kind of movie to see on a date?
Action/Sci-Fi/Adventure. Avoid romance at all cost. You can do the romance part yourself.

186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater?
Back

187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building?
No

188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free?
If the job was very very excellent and interesting

189. Candles or strobe lights?
Strobe lights, perhaps

190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much?
Yes, they’re true enough to the books from what I’m aware of

191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat?
Neither

192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural?
I’d say it’s a cultural thing now

193. What do you really want to buy?
All those new Beatles cds. Don’t let me.

194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love?
Love

195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help?
Geektastic, perhaps.

196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves ‘one nation under god’?
A little odd, but it’s the way the nation began

197. In what sense are you a minority?
In the sense that I’ll willingly call myself a nerd

198. Are you anti social?
I can be, sometimes

199. Do you photograph well?
Occasionally

200. Do you think that human beings would survivor through a nuclear winter?
Probably not

201. Put these creatures in order from what you would least like to be reincarnated as (1), to what you would most like to be reincarnated as (10) assuming reincarnation ended up existing AND you were given a choice.

333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
If there is, I haven’t seen it yet

334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
Yes

335. Is it really being ‘in love with’ someone if the other person doesn’t love you?
If they’re on the way to possibly loving you, then yes. If you’re in love with them from a distance, then no, not at all.

336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time?
Yes, there’s someone perfect for everyone, or several people perfect for everyone.

337. Do you know secret things?
Yes

338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have?
No

339. How do you overcome your fears?
I don’t presently have any fears, at least not any that take over my ability to live a normal life

340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
I’m not sure, I can do many things well, but nothing out of the ordinary

341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
I think we all would

342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
Somewhat smaller as time goes by, I tend to find

343. Have you ever fired a gun?
No

344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
I think in some ways, yes

345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
50%, 50%, just because otherwise I have to spend a while justifying my answer

351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
I still don’t know where my sunglasses are

352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
Occasionally

353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
It depends

354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
Yes, if it came to it

355. Which of the 7 deadly sins in the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
Greed, but they’re all pretty bad

356. Which one are you most guilty of?
Probably sloth, considering I need to clean my room

357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself?
No

Do you try to avoid thinking?
No

358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn’t say it first?
I probably wouldn’t, even if I’ve wanted to for a while
359. What are you the most sensitive about?
I’m not sure, really.

360. What can you talk about for hours?
Various amounts of useless information I have picked up over the years.

361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
Other people, ideas. Not so much myself. Until now. Obviously. Look at me go.

362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
I don’t think so.

363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
I have played some of the one on the Wii, but not enough to become a fan. Although, the legacy of Zelda games is something to be admired.

364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
Absolutely anything with Audrey Hepburn in it, Gone with the Wind, It Happened One Night, Casablanca. Omg. I would be there in a second.

365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
Johnny Depp, definitely. He just seems like this person that you’re not meant to talk to. I don’t know why. He’s like some magical unreachable being of talent.

366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
No

367. Do you think it’s cheesy to paste things you didn’t write into your diary?
If we’re talking about paste, as in glue, and not Control-V, then yes, very.

368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
Death, destruction, war.

369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
No

370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
Condoms, the pill.

371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
Nothing

372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
I try not to

373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
No

374. Do you take everything that is said literally?
No, sometimes I am quite the opposite.

375. Do you take most things others say seriously?
Only if it’s serious.

376. Do you have a quick wit?
Sometimes I am a master of the quick wit, other times, not so much. Depends on the moment.

377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
Only sensibly. Not the point where we can’t sing ‘Baa Baa Black Sheep’ anymore.

378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
Sometimes. It depends on the topic.

379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
Yes, but if someone brings it up and tries to start an argument, I will probably attempt to win it.

380. Are you uptight?
No

381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
Sometimes

382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
If they’re interesting enough, sure.

383. Are you self-conscious?
Sometimes, but I think that’s sort of built into everyone.

384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
Could be anywhere. Sometimes I just need that afternoon at home. I spent quite a bit of time out.

385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embarrassing?
I hope not.

387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
I don’t often go anywhere on a fri/Sat night unless I’m at Dylan’s.

388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
I accept moods and changes, makes life interesting.

389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
Don’t we all.

390. What do you think other people judge you to be like?
Who knows. Who cares.

391. Are you quick to judge others?
Sometimes.

392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
I don’t like to fight, I try to avoid doing so to begin with.

393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
Love is a river? What does that even mean? Love is love, and it is awesome.

394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
A constant desire to rape, then eat cadavers? That’s probably up there. Sorry, I just thought of the worst possible thing ever.

395. Do you have it?
Fuck, no.

396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment?
I think both have quite a large impact, perhaps equally.

397. Who was your first best friend?
Amanda, I believe.

398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
Moving around, losing touch, that kind of thing.

399. Who have you read a biography about?
Sir Edmund Hillary, for a Grade 7 assignment.

400. What would your own autobiography be called?
Kat: Tales of her awesome, with added rambles, mentions of bras and the occasional look at her ability to use the vulcan salute in every day life.

401. Some say that high school is the best time of your life. Was that true for you?
It was certainly a good time, but I wouldn’t say the best time of my life. There’s other great moments happening now, and most likely in the future.

402. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
Everything, really. ‘It’s an adventure!’ I often say.

403. Which is better: Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
Oooh, I’ve seen one of each. I’m going to say Mel Brooks, based upon Blazing Saddles vs. Annie Hall.

404. When was the last time you were up all night?
Quite some time now.

405. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
Such? Pulling out the Ned Kelly references.

406. Are people too complex and different to be categorized?
I think we can loosely categorise people, but we all have our quirks that make us different.

407. Is it good to have pride in your own race or does that separate people from each other because it makes them think of everyone else as ‘outsiders’?
I wouldn’t say pride in a particular race, but in a nation, yes.

408. What fictional story would you like to live through?
Harry Potter. I think we’d all love to spend some time at Hogwarts.

409. Are cats or dogs smarter?
Cats think only of themselves, I think dogs are smarter, for their ability to care more about those who care for them.

410. Have you ever guessed someone’s password and broken into their diary?
no

411. What teacher, if any, has effected you the most in your life?
I don’t think any really did, to an extent that affected my life.

412. Are you more easily bored or excited?
Easily excited.

413. What’s the bravest or most daring thing you have ever done?
One I abseiled down 20m, but I don’t know if this is considered for either.

414. “What’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?” (- Adam Ant)
When it’ll cause your death, or the death of others, to even try taking anything.

415. If your man or woman served you breakfast in bed as a treat what would you want?
Toast with good peanut butter, a glass of orange juice, and a kiss.

416. What do you do only when you are upset?
Listen to music really loudly through headphones.

417. What’s the oddest CD in your collection?
Now That’s What I call Music CD from 1997.

418. What’s the best diary name you ever saw?
I don’t know.

419. What would your friends be surprised to learn about you?
I don’t know, I don’t know what’s left to be told.

420. Who owes you an apology?
No one

421. Who deserves an apology from you?
Hopefully no one.

422. How would you like to treat your kids differently from the way your parents treated you?
We’ll see.

423. Which do you like best: 60’s, 70’s or 80’s fashion?
80s.

424. What is the worst pick up line ever used on you?
I don’t think I’ve heard any.

425. Of the following, which word best describes you: inventive, kinetic (energetic), light-hearted, mature
light-hearted? I like to think so.

426. Do you own a record player?
No
Do you use it?
I can’t use what I haven’t got.

427. How easily do you make friends?
Depends on the person

428. What is the difference between having character and being a character?
One’s you, one’s an invented version of you.

429. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
Certain insects, toads, ibis. You know, all the diseased looking ones.

430. Do you care about your weight?
Sometimes.

431. Did you/will you go to the prom?
I went to the formal

432. Have you ever wanted to date twins?
No

433. What one thing would you change about high school if you could?
I don’t know. I don’t think I’d change anything. I have awesome friends from high school.

434. If you came with a warning label, what would it say?
Warning: Wants some pasta.

435. Are you artistic and creative?
With words, yes, I like to think so.

436. What were you (probably) doing on this date last year?
12 October? I would not have a clue. Perhaps I was sleeping.

437. What are you obsessed with?
Pasta!

438. What was the last compliment you received?
I’m not entirely sure.

439. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
yes

440. Who would you like to be alone with right now?
Dylan.

441. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
I have in the past, for various reasons.

442. Is a prenuptial agreement necessary or does it take the romance and trust out of marriage?
I don’t think it’s necessary, unless you live in hollywood.

443. Do you lie your way out of things?
I have before, but not to those important to me.

444. Are you better at talking or listening?
Listening.

445. What will only happen to you once in this lifetime?
My wedding day, I hope. Just once, til death do us part, and such. Yes, please. Very optimistic about this one.

446. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?
Surely there’s got to be a few, but I don’t dwell on them.

447. What are the most beautiful words that have ever been spoken to you?
More than I wish to say here. Things that will remain with me forever.

448. If it were legal would you own a human slave (race unimportant)?
I can’t say. I mean, if it were legal then the world would be a very different place. For all I know, I’d be born into slavery.

449. Have you ever read your own writing at a poetry reading?
No

450. What is one simple thing that gives you the happy shivers?
Everything about life right now.

451. What do you do for exercise?
Tennis, swimming, cycling.

452. Would you rather have a strict teacher with a sense of humor or a lenient teacher that doesn’t teach?
A strict teacher with a sense of humour.

453. If you ever have a baby what might you want to name it?
James, and, maybe Claire, for a girl. Claire, I think, is a nice name.

454. If you won free tickets to a concert from a radio show and had to choose between Inxs, Poison, Blondie and Moby, which would you choose?
Anything but Moby.

455. Are you a good cook?
When I get around to cooking, if following the recipe correctly, I do quite a good job.

456. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
Where’s the fun in that?

457. Start a sentence with the words: what if
What if everyone was purple?

458. Are you more spontaneous and unpredictable or loyal and routine?
I like to be a little bit spontaneous for the added element of surprise.

459. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
I’m not going to try that now.

460. How do you go about losing weight?
I don’t. lol. I don’t think I’ve really changed much for a while now.

461. Do you have street smarts?
Depends where I am.

462. Do you have a lot of common sense?
I like to think so.

463. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Chocolate.

464. What’s your favorite movie that involves dancing?
Dirty Dancing!

465. Would you ever want to become a guest on a talk show? If yes what would the show’s theme be?
I think that’d be something interesting to do, especially one of the comedy shows.

466. Do you like the way you look naked?
I suppose so, I mean, I have to, not much choice in that matter.

467. Have you ever dissected an animal?
No

468. Who do you know who is brilliant?
Dylan

469. Who do you know who is dull?
I tend not to know dull people.

470. Do you ever think about time travel?
Yes

471. What is one interesting fact you know?
oohh, ers, I know one about redhead women, but I’m not sure it should necessarily be disclosed here.

472. Do you talk to yourself?
Yes

Do you talk to your pets?
Yes

473. Do you believe that humankind has a future in space (will we live there some day)?
Not for a while, if ever

474. Would you rather wear clothes that you don’t mind getting dirty or more delicate outfits?
I prefer to be comfortable

475. How do you ‘live life to the fullest’?
I attempt to experience many things

476. Are you sloppy or a neat freak?
I do enjoy the neat, but my room gets messy unusually quickly.

477. Would you rather have a trunk full of nickels or half a trunk full of dimes?
half a trunk full of dimes.

478. What is the worst mistake you’ve ever made?
I can’t think of one.

479. Are you in good health?
I hope so

480. Are you patriotic?
Not too much.

Let’s play fact or crap.

Is it a fact? Or is it crap?

481. The greenhouse effect is bad for your health.
oh, I don’t know. It sounds like a fact.

482. There are about as many molecules of air in one breath as there are hairs on your head.
Fact?

483. The Miss America pageant started out as a contest in which people decorated wheel chairs and one chair was judged the prettiest.
Crap.

484. To remove a tattoo a physician can place a small balloon under the skin, which is inflated so that the tattooed skin gradually stretches. Then they cut the stretched skin away.
oh yuck. I hope that’s crap.

485. Cock fighting is a sexual sport. Crap, please be so.

486. It is the warmest time of the day during the hour that the sun is the highest in the sky.
Fact, crap? Idk. I tend to think so.

487. Certain scientists specialize in studying cow farts.
Surely it must be a fact.

488. The brilliant colors (reds, oranges, yellows) across the sky that we get from sunsets are caused mainly by pollution.
Crap. I doubt china gets the most striking sunsets.

489. In Grimm’s original fairy tale, Rapunzel is pregnant.
I don’t think she was.

490. Dracula was the first movie about a vampire.
Les Vampires probably was.

491. The inventors of Corn Flakes, the Kellogg brothers, ran a school for delinquent youth.
Possible

492. “Kemo Sabe” means “soggy shrub” in Navajo.
No idea

493. Sir Thomas Crapper invented the toilet.
Crap!

494. The Earl of Sandwich invented the Sandwich.
Indeed he did.

495. Some Chinese alchemists were trying to invent an immortality medicine and accidentally invented gunpowder instead.
Fact? Idk, it sounds like something I’ve heard before

496. The human body is made of about 99% water.
I don’t think 99% is an accurate figure.

497. Bubble gum contains rubber.
No idea

498 This survey to the zero power = 0.
‘This survey’ or 5000?

499. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Yah

500. There are 86401 seconds in day.
No, just 86400.

501. If you could rename yourself what would your new name be?
I wouldn’t.

502. What is your Glam Rock name (the name of your first pet plus your street name)?
Smudge Orr.

503. Have you ever created your own ‘what ___ are you’ quiz?
No

If you did make one what would it be about?
Cheese

504. What is your favorite song from the 70’s?
Killer Queen – Queen

505. What do you feel like complaining about?
The shirt that swaying in the breeze outside. I keep thinking it’s a person. Silly shirt.

506. What do you feel like celebrating?
Life

507. Have you lost touch with anyone you should call?
I don’t think so

508. Deep in thought do you forgive everyone?
I’d say so.

509. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Yes, it just means that there’s an element of the government they don’t agree with.

510. What do you have faith in?
Love

511. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
I don’t think so

512. What (not who) do you care about?
I care about the world we live in.

513. What is the worst thing that could possibly happen to you?
Death would be up there, I’d say. I mean, what’s worse than death?

514. Who or what is really the absolute root and source of all evil?
Hitler!

515. What do you want to change about the world?
The conflict

516. Why did you decide to complete this survey?
I saw a lot of people were doing it and I thought I’d give it a go for the 101 in 1001 days thing, mainly because it seemed like quite a challenge. Answering 5000 questions about myself has to pretty much top the survey list.

517. Has anyone ever led you on?
I don’t think so

518. What was the last thing you did against your will?
Well I didn’t particularly want to do the ironing last night, but there was the enjoyment factor of watching Big Bang Theory during it, so it was alright.

519. What are your plans for the rest of today?
Work, this survey, perhaps watch a movie after dinner.

520. How can you make tomorrow better than today was?
Well, today’s quite good so far. Although, tomorrow involves trivia and no work.

521. Would you rather date someone 4 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
Lord, I mean, I’m dating someone who’s at 6′5″ right now, so I’d be up to someone’s knees if they were 9 feet tall. Dylan’s tall enough, but in this choice I pick 9 feet mainly because tall guys are awesome.

522. How often do you get jealous?
I don’t really get jealous all that often.

523. What is the one thing you do that your friends wish you didn’t?
I’m not sure

524. Do you do any soul searching?
I’m not really into the soul searching

525. Do you believe you have a soul?
I believe Dylan ate my soul, so no.

526. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Curiousity is probably a more interesting trait to have in your own children, and it would sure make for some interesting times, so I’m going to go for that one.

527. Are you a slave to love?
I wouldn’t say so

528. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
I was actually planning on writing a children’s story for NaNoWriMo, but I’m not entirely sure how it’s going to pan out, yet.

529. Does anyone understand you?
I hope so

530. Do you understand yourself?
Yes

531. Earth, Air, Fire, and Water: Which is your element?
Certainly not fire, I’d say I’m a bit of earth and water. Probably more water, because I’m an Aquarius, and while I hate to bring that into it, it sort of makes sense.

532. Who influences you to be the way you are?
I don’t know. I just am this way

533. What is one idea that you live by?
Well, I try to see the positive in the day, rather than focus on the bad stuff that happened.

534. How can people act to make you want to get to know them?
Generally nerdy people are likely to grab my attention.

535. Are you more delicate or tough?
It can depend

536. Would you rather be smarter or more beautiful?
Smarter

537. Have you ever had a surprise party?
No

538. When are you at a loss for words?
Often

539. What is the worst time to be alone?
When stressed and in desperate need of hugs or late at night when not feeling very well and unable to sleep.

540. What do your parents do that you will try never to do?
I’m not sure

541. What gets you through the night?
Sleep

542. Do you really want to live forever?
If I could take someone with me, I’d live forever, but otherwise, no.

543. Do you often experience powerful emotions?
On the happiness scale, yes, not so much the other direction

544. What could make you so happy right now that you would cry and laugh and sing?
Some pasta.

547. What or who do you support?
Gay marriage, that’d be a big one, it should just happen in Australia.

548. If you found out you were pregnant today, would you have an abortion?
No, I don’t believe I’d be able to.

549. Do you like picking out greeting cards or would you rather write your own?
Picking them out is fun

550. Do you like to be thought of as mysterious?
Certainly

551. What is the most magical thing that has ever happened to you?
Many magical things have happened to me. I can’t name just one.

552. How would you tell your friend his or her fly was open in public?
Depends who it is. If it’s worth it, I’ll point it out in a loud and embarrassing fashion.

553. Does a good friend tell you you’ve got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
I’d say a good friend would tell you.

554. The world has many secrets. Have you learned any? Will you share it?
I’m not sharing other peoples secrets with you. Who do you think I am?

555. Are there any bands you like so much that you want to get their music video collection on DVD?
Panic! At the Disco. Their videos are pretty awesome.

556. What do you need advice about?
I don’t need any advice right now.

557. Have you been half-asleep and have you heard voices?
I don’t think so

558. Do you have a good luck charm?
No

559. Should animals have the same right to life as people?
I don’t think so, but they should at least have good lives, free of pain

560. What is your least favorite body part?
I’m not sure, I can think of things I don’t like as much as others, but I’m not sure about the least favourite.

561. Do you enjoy British comedy?
Yes

562. Are there ever happy endings or does nothing end?
I think there are happy stories with happy endings, but in the long term, nothing much ends

563. What is your worst trait?
Er, I’m evil?

564. Is the world more beautiful because of love?
Yes

565. What is the essence of you?
Essence! Worst word ever.

566. What really inspires you?
Haven’t we had this one? Life, love, people, they all inspire.

567. Have you met your soul mate?
I like to think so

568. Is everyday a special occasion?
Yes

569. What sound would you rather hear than any sound in the world?
Laughter

570. Of the following which word best describes you:

natural: I’d say I’m quite natural

outgoing: Not so much

polite: Yes

quick thinking: Reasonably

571. Do any commercials make you want to break your TV?
Yes. Car commercials, the new Peters ones, most other commercials.

572. Have you ever lost your religion?
Yah

573. Do you want to share your life with someone?
Yes

574. Where ARE the wild things?
Max seems to know

575. Would you rather have a child genetically related to you or an adopted child?
Genetically related

576. If I had a birthday party would you come?
I’m not sure. I don’t know who you are.

577. What seemingly impossible thing is POSSIBLE?
Flying pigs!

578. What song do you love to sing out loud?
The City is At War – Cobra Starship, mainly cause it’s playing now.

579. Have you ever run through the woods naked and played in a stream (you should)?
I can’t say I have

580. Have you ever taken long solitary night walks?
No

581. Is there more to you than anyone knows?
Possibly

582. Can you make tonight the night that you do the things you always wanted to do?
Probably not tonight. It’s a Tuesday. Whoever heard of things being done on a Tuesday.

583. Would you rather watch life on TV or LIVE it?
Live it.

584. What keeps you chained down?
Work, Uni.

585. What is the nagging feeling in the back of your head?
A desire to escape this area for a few days, or even the country. I haven’t been on a holiday forever. Fortunately though, going on one this weekend. Hurrah!

586. Do you celebrate yourself?
Yes

587. Does everyone get the same opportunities in life?
No

588. What would you consider to be better than sex?
Ooh, um, not much.

591. What would you do anything for?
I would do anything for some spaghetti bolognaise right now.

592. Do you celebrate the full moon?
It’s very interesting to look at, but I’m not going to throw a party for it.

593. Have you ever gone in the water at the beach at night?
I don’t think so

594. Are you ordinary?
I like to think not

595. What makes people want to hang out with you?
I’m just that awesome.

596. Have you ever felt like you’ve been a little bit too good to someone?
No

597. What book did you like that you had to read for school?
The Great Gatsby by F. Scott. Fitzgerald

598. What book should everyone have to read in school?
1984, The Catcher in the Rye, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Looking for Alaska, something that will provoke interesting discussion yet keep the class entertained.

599. Do you like the store Old Navy?
I’ve only been once, and it was alright.

600. What movie sequels do you like?
LOTR, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Back to the Future

601. Do you have a lust for life?
Yes

602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Yes

603. Would you want to learn to:

Convert to Buddhism?
Not so much

Cure a hangover?
If I did, I’d become rich!

Lie persuasively?
No

604. What character from a movie is most like you?
Kat Stratford, in some ways, reminds me of myself.

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
Not at the moment, I’m too young

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
I don’t agree with them

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
the Apple Corporation, quite a few people seem to like it, not everyone though.

608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
Musicals. Many males do not like them all that much

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
January or June

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
I wouldn’t say either

611. What is your favorite movie?
Juno

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
An oracle

613. What is your favorite song lyric?
Take a chance, take your shoes off, dance in the rain

614. What will you never run out of?
awesome

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
No

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
I sadly haven’t. It’s one of the few I haven’t managed to see.

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
No

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Yes
How about the day it was due?
No

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
I discovered the other day that I can quote parts of the Twilight movie. This is bad, very bad.

620. What is your favorite season?
Winter

621. Do you mind being described as cute?
No

622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
Probably the pink cowboy hat my mother has .

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
The conflict going on between other nations.

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
Probably the fact that I like doing new things and don’t fear change. Perhaps. I may have just made that up

625. What makes other people interesting to you?
All people are quite interesting, really, for many different reasons.

626. How open to suggestion are you?
Suggest away!

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
He’s dead.

628. Are you often lonely?
No

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
Hermit Crabs, a duckling, I guess those would be up there.

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
I don’t think so

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
I don’t think the heart makes many decisions, so I’ll say head.

632. How imaginative are you?
I like to think I have quite a vivid imagination

633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
Yes

634. If you took this survey from the diary (5000 Q Survey V2.0) did you note me so I could read it?
I did not, I doubt you’d bother reading it. I doubt anyone will.

635. Are you more tense or laid back?
Laid back

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?
I am happy when I know others are happy

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
I’ve seen it done, and it’s not pretty.

638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
Never

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Not so much

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
No

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
Can’t say I do

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
About a week and a half ago.

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
No

644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
There’s quite a few on Foxtel, if you can be bothered.

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
Boom Boom Pow – Black Eyed Peas

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
Sometimes

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
Haven’t watched the specific films listed on the 101 in 1001 list, haven’t been to Melbourne, haven’t been on a holiday for several years.

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I don’t think so, but then again, it’d be a secret.

649. Have you been to a museum this year?
I may have, actually, after I saw Fall Out Boy, the next day, my sister and I went to the Brisbane Museum in South Bank. They added stuff to it which was awesome.

650. Do you ever watch porn?
Can’t say that I do

651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
No

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
I doubt it

653. Do people often give you weird looks?
I don’t think so

654. Do like Japanese cooking?
Yes

655. Do you care for stray animals?
I haven’t found any for some time

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:

A Charlie Brown Christmas: Haven’t seen

A Garfield Halloween: Still haven’t seen

The Secret of Nimh: Nope

The Last Unicorn: Nope

The original Lord of the Rings cartoons: Nope

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
Not in writing, but in a few things, yes.

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
No

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
Not far, probably quite near by

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them:

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
I haven’t seen it

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
I certainly like to

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
Umm, idk, try me? Well, kidding really. Best not to try.

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
I did not want to do drugs, but a good film all the same

689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
They can. Depends on the style of the film

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Not so much

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
Depends on how you’re brought up

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
I haven’t seen either

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
I’m not that mean

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
No

695. What would you think of a guy (if you’re into guys) or a girl (if you’re into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
That would be quite awesome

696. Do you use public pools?
I have in the past

697. Do you use public bathrooms?
Yes

698. Do you use public showers?
I tend to rarely have a reason to do so

699. How old will you be in 17 years?
36.

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
I’d say it would have some impact on my life

701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
Don’t really have one.

702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
Yeah, sometimes

704. If you were alone in your friend’s house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
No

705. What would you really like to do but you don’t because you are afraid of getting caught?
Not much

706. Of the following, which word best describes you:

responsible: Yes

spontaneous: I like to think so

tactful: Occasionally

uninhibited: yes

707. Which band would you most likely check out?

The Smiths (indi-pop 80’s-90’s)

The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90’s)

Front 242 (80’s-90’s industrial/dance)

The Smiths, mainly because I know them already, and I know that I like them.

708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
Just get your shit done.

709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
For it to be a transformer.

710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
Poetry that tells a story that flows well and makes sense without having to read it again and again.

711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
I don’t know many stores that are open 24 hours. Aside from McDonalds.

712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
Yes

713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?
Yes

714. If you have had the chance to compare the original 5000 Question Survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
I haven’t had such an opportunity

715. What’s the most creative answer you can think of for ‘what is black and white and red all over’?
A bloodied up zebra?

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
Because it’s interesting.

717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
It’s possible, or they’re just pleased it wasn’t them.

718. It’s daddy’s birthday. What do you get him?
I have no idea

719. What’s your 5,000 question survey nickname?

Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name

A anything but

B bubalicious

C captivating

D deadly

E erotic

F funky

G greasy

H heaps of

I indie

J jelly

K kinetic

L lasher

M Mr. (or Mrs.)

N neglected

O ogre-like

P parading

Q quacking

R Rico

S stinky

T the one and only

U uber

V Velcro

W wishing for

X x-tra

Y yearning for

Z zoobalee

Now take the first letter of your last name.

A aardvarks

B baboo

C creme pie

D drag queen

E eggbert

F flex

G god

H hell

I Isabelle

J juice

K kisses

L lightning

M mannish boys

N nice

O octopi

P porcupines

Q q-bert

R rainbows

S suave

T tushy

U underwear

V valor

W weenie

X xtc

Y yohimbe

Z zipper

Put the two words together for your nickname.

Nickname = Anything but tushy.

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it’s all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you’re holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it’s done you’re on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night?
Yes

What does that feeling come from?
Are we talking about sex here? If so, then that feeling is called an orgasm.

721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
I can’t say I know

722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
Alice

723. Write a question and answer it here.
How now brown cow?
Isosceles Triangle.

724. Who is your favorite playwright?
William Shakespeare, for what other playwright is there?

725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
The daily workings of an accounting firm

727. Do you like truffles?
Yes

Do you like Turkish delight?
Not so much

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
Generally, yes, it’s not that hard

729. What’s funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
I don’t see what’s funny about either, to be honest

730. For question 720 did you write down sex?
Yes, I did.

You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.
I don’t get how that makes me a pervert, but, whatever, sex is better than musical theater.

731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?
plaid.

732. What would you consider ordinary?
Not much is ordinary

733. What is out of the ordinary?
Everything

734. Do you ever watch COPS?
No

735. Is there always room for j – e – l – l – o?
Yes please.

736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?
A comedy

737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
Magic

738. When do you act the most dramatic?
When I’m ranting about something

739. Are you one of those people who have, “see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?
No

740. It’s mom’s birthday. What do you get her?
No idea

741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering ‘where are they now’?
Hanson, a couple of the Spice Girls

742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
No, because I’m sure I’d end up doing the same

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
I WILL. I MUST.

744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?
Yes

745. If you haven’t would you want to?
Yes

746. If you ever did what would you write?
I don’t know, something interesting

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
Disease and illness

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
slowly walking in front of people

749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?
I’m not sure what the Yule log is.

750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
loved

751. What causes you to panic?
Stress

752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
I like to think so, in some ways

753. When Jesus saves souls…does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
I hope so

754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?
I tend not to make resolutions

755. Why wait?
Exactly.

756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?
I’d say it’s on my side at the moment

757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
Listen to music, watch a movie

758. How much Tolkien have you read?
The Hobbit, The Fellowship of the Ring

759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to:

Time Bomb by Rancid

Dead Man’s party by Oingo Boingo

The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha

50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon

Run by collective Soul

I’ll take some A-Ha.

760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?
I’d say he existed as a real person

761. Do you believe he was the son of god?
That’s where issues begin

762. How do you feel about organized religion?
Nonsense

763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?
Many, far too many

763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?
One image, hmm, probably Barack Obama being inaugurated, that’s a big one, and a positive one .

764. Name a group of people:
The Beatles

765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hopefully just one.

766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?
It’s quite good, although a bit weird. Haven’t watched it for ages though

767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?
Not sure I’ve seen it

768. Metallica or Guns N’ Roses?
Guns N’ Roses

769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac?
No

770. Do you like reggae music?
Not on a regular basis

771. What makes your life worth it every day?
Love, and everything else.

772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
Yes

773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?
Quite often, but that’s because I didn’t get enough sleep. I can be quite full of life

774. Who decides what behavior is ‘crazy’ or ’sane’?
Men in white coats

775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?
Far too many to mention here

776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?
I believe we saw the fall of the Berlin wall sometime around my birth.

777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?
at 11:11pm.

778. Are you self-sufficient?
Yes

779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
needed

780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?
17-18.

781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different?
I don’t see why it should be

782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
I don’t think so

783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?
I’m not sure I’ve done anything too crazy

784. What’s the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
Dylan’s alarm

785. What’s the silliest vegetable you can think of?
The potato. The name of it, not so much the thing itself.

786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
No

787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:
I know I’ve referred to things that way before, not necessarily meaning it, but I can’t think of what I’ve called ‘better than sex’ in the past.

788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
Not a lot

789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?
Yes

790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?
Silver

791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?
In many ways

792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?
Umm, I’m not sure

793. What was the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
I haven’t really seen any scary ones.

794. What was the funniest movie you’ve ever seen?
Oh, far too many.

795. What was the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
The Perfect Man, or that one with Hilary and Haylie Duff. So dreadful. Material Girls, that’s the one.

796. Are you a good massage-giver?
I’m not sure, I haven’t given many

797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer ‘yes’ to?
I am not entirely sure.

798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?
For some, yes.

799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?
I suppose so, but most likely not

800. Are you often sarcastic?
Sometimes I can be.

801. How often do you change your mood in a day?
I tend only to change moods if I somehow become incredibly upset, which is rare. I’m normally on the same mood wavelength all day.

802. When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite?
I like to hear about people’s days and what not. It’s interesting, to hear such things.

803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite?
I’d say I tend to me, at least compared to some people I’ve seen.

804. Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust?
Yes, more so on the film side of this one, than the book side.

805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)?
Not for a long time, if I have

806. Have you ever had a flying dream?
Yes, once, and it ended poorly.

807. Have you ever had a lucid flying dream?
No

808. What’s the oddest law you ever heard of?
The one about not being allowed to tie up a giraffe on the street in a certain state. Mainly because I really want to know how such a law came to be.

809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?
In person, doing something you both love to do.

810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her?
Yes

811. Can men and women ever really be ‘just friends’ with no interest in anything more?
I think I’m somewhat evidence against this.

813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs?
No, not presently.

814. If your significant other wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them (or would you cheat)?
I don’t have this problem, BUT if it were such a case, I would probably wait.

815. What’s the longest sentence you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name?
Kenny kindly knows knowledgeable kids kick kidneys keenly. That’s about all I can muster up. I’m quite proud of it.

816. If you had a theme song what would it be?
Well, the pokemon theme song’s taken, so I’m not sure now.

817. Are you cranky?
Not at all.

818. Which group generally annoys you more, people older than you, or people younger than you?
A bit of both. Some teens just piss me off. Not children, though, they tend to be quite lovely, if they’re not worshiping Miley Cyrus.

819. Do you refer to older people as old farts?
No

820. Do you refer to younger people as the kids?
No

821. Which is better: Poems that everyone can relate to or poems that are intensely personal to the author?
Poems intensely personal to the author tend to be the most powerful

822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold?
Ohgod, what a dilemma, they’re both as bad as one another.

823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head?
Yes, yes I can. Just.

824. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots?
Probably not as much as other fairy tales.

825. Is smoking a turn on or gross?
Yuck.

826. What is the one way you wouldn’t want to die?
Being hacked slowly to pieces

827. Which would look sillier on you: A cowboy hat or a Rasta hat?
a Rasta hat

828. Would you rather have a job doing something indoors or outdoors?
I’d love a bit of both, really

829. Would you rather learn more about human nutrition or meteorology?
meteorology

830. Have you ever taken honors courses?
No

831. What do you think of crop circles?
Kids having fun with their trucks, most likely.

832. Where do they come from?
As above.

833. When was the last time you screwed up big time?
Not for some time now. Umm, I don’t really know. I don’t have any big screw ups.

834. You have a choice. What do you eat:

A veggie burger

A turkey dog

A cheese sandwich

I’m going to go for the cheese sandwich at this point in time. I’m hungry now.

835. Do you get a lot of random instant messages?
Not a lot, but a fair few, I’d say.

836. Do you have a paper journal also?
No

837. VHS or DVD?
DVD

838. Vinyl, cassette tape, or CD?
CD

839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song Days Go By, performed by Dirty Vegas?
No, I don’t think so

840. MTV: should it play more videos or more shows?
More videos! I am so very sick of the shitty shows they play.

841. Name a band: Panic! At the Disco

Do fans of that band tend to share any characteristics with each other?
I’d say quite a few of them do, the younger ones at least.

842. What does the expression ‘touch and go’ mean?
Touch it, and it goes!

843. Caffeine or alcohol?
Caffeine

844. Betty or Veronica?
What.

Archie or Reggie or Jughead?
No idea.

845. What book are you reading right now?
Geektastic

846. Is the news too depressing?
Sometimes it is

847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck?
elephant

848. Are you late for a very important date?
I do hope not.

849. Ever use star 69?
No

850. Is everyone as smart as you?
No, some people are smarter, but there are also some very stupid people in the world

851. Have you ever seen the musical Annie?
The film version, yes

852. Sheets: silk or satin?
Haven’t tried either

853. Bath: soap or bubbles?
bubbles!

854. Your best color: blue or red?
blue

855. What’s your favorite candy?
Twhirl, M&Ms – plain.

856. Can you sing?
I cannot sing, but Dylan says I can.

857. It’s the end of the world, as we know it. How do you feel?
I feel like listening to some R.E.M.

858. You take your little sister (she’s 12) shopping for school clothes. Mom gave you the money to hold. She picks out a skimpy top emblazoned “Hottie” and hip-hugging pants that leave at least two inches of skin north and south of her navel exposed to the wind. She insists: If she doesn’t have these clothes, she’ll look awful, the other kids will tease her, and she’ll feel like a nerd.

Do you think she should or should not wear these clothes?
No

Do you buy them for her?
Of course not. There will be a battle later with mother over this if I do, and I will then inform my sister that there’s nothing wrong with feeling like a nerd.

859. What do you think is the most annoying cliché?
Sheep and NZ. Always annoying.

860. What band is underground right now but will one day get really popular?
It’s a hard thing to determine, this popularity thing. Although, a lot of bands I’ve liked without being well known in Aust, are gaining a great deal of popularity

861. Of the following which word best describes you:

versatile (flexible):
wonderful:
x-tra special:
your own best friend:

Certainly wonderful. It just must be that one.

862. What does BYOB stand for?
Bring your own booze?

863. Who is sexiest:

Marilyn Monroe
James Dean
Elvis
Jim Morrison
Madonna
Cyndi Lauper

I’m going to go with Monroe. She was quite the advocate for women’s curves, and flaunted such curves, so she shall win. Plus, she’s quite fabulous.

864. Do you always do what’s expected of you?
No, but I probably should.

865. Do you believe everything you hear on the news?
Not if I heard it on Channel 9.

866. Would you prefer a $100.00 gift certificate to Hot Topic or Abercrombie & Fitch (assuming neither store gives change, so you’ll have to spend the whole thing)?
Hot Topic, granted there were one nearby.

867. Have you ever won a competition?
Yes, a colouring one, years ago. lol

868. Who looks sloppier when they are over weight, guys or girls?
Often men do, because women’s bodies curve more than men’s.

869. At what age do you become all grown up?
Never!

870. Have you ever written graffiti on anything?
Yes. I corrected a spelling error on some graffiti in a bathroom stall once with a sharpie. Lol. I know it sounds a bit grammar nazi, but I’d been in that stall several times and it was annoying me.

871. Can you remember what you wrote?
I can’t remember what it was I corrected.

872. Are you a force of nature?
Of course

873. What do you think of blue eye shadow?
Tacky

How about gold eye shadow?
Once again, tacky

874. Would you ever wear any of the following Halloween costumes:

Flapper?
Hippie?
Disco dancer?

Flapper, yes.

875. Should birth control be taught in high school?
Yes

How about in jr. high or elementary school?
Yes

876. Would you consider yourself a genius?
Not at the moment.

877. What did you think of the movie Solaris?
I haven’t seen it

878. Which is usually better movies or books?
Books, but the films can strike different emotions in me that the books don’t quite reach.

879. Do you think The Hobbit will be made into a movie?
Yes. Lol, it’s already on its way. James McAvoy for Bilbo Baggins, please!

880. Do you research which brands use sweatshops to make their clothing before you shop?
No

881. What gives you a magical feeling?
Guess.

882. Have you ever pulled apart a Christmas cracker?
Indeed I have, many a time

883. Would you rather watch basketball or play basketball?
Watch, I’m not very good at the game

884. Do you think that everyone makes his or her own problems?
No, sometimes problems are made by others

885. Do you often consider how your actions will affect other people?
Occasionally

886. Are J-Lo and Ben Affleck interesting to you at all?
No

887. Do you use bad grammar or hate bad grammar?
I am not a fan of bad grammar. I try to avoid using bad grammar.

I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow? Aaron Carter, certainly.

Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure? The Cure

It’s My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads? No Doubt

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling?
Being stared at by everyone in a room for something you did wrong, would certainly have to be up there.

907. Do you like Maroon 5?
Yes

908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show?
No

909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only?
Probably about 3 items.

910. Who’s arms would you like to crawl into?
Dylan’s

911. What the hell is your problem?
I don’t have one

912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see?
My dog, he just walked into the room, making this one rather easy.

913. What is the most beautiful thing you can’t see?
Love

914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing?
Yes

915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you’re all congested and can’t breathe right?
Yes

916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing?
Not always a positive thing, because you feel like shit

917. How is your life like a work of art?
I think everyone’s life is like a work of art. Whether it will be a masterpiece or not, is up to you.

918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives?
We are the combined effort of everyone we meet and see. Those we meet and see will influence us, and we will most likely influence them.

919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you?
Yes

920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together?
Not with the trees in my backyard, they’re not all that spectacular

921. Do you notice the little things in life?
Yes

922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same?
Beneath individual personalities, certainly

923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe?
Not quite

924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself?
Always

925. When was the last time you set your self free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought?
Recently

926. Have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die..and so will you?
Yes

927. In ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. Someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can’t see him or her because they are ten years away.

Ever look at life like that?
I tend not to think of ten years from now that way. I’m trying to live in the present.

928. When was the last time you:

Soaked in a bubble bath
Too long ago.

Read a good book outside
Also too long ago.

Held someone’s hand
A couple of days ago

Felt truly joyful
Always

929. What do you bring to this world that no one else can?
I don’t know. There’s a lot of people around

930. Do you feel that you are part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you?
Not necessarily every living thing

931. Are you more afraid of death or not completely living?
I think more on the not completely living scale.

932. What was the last thing you wanted to do but didn’t or couldn’t do?
I’m not sure

933. Why don’t you try and do that thing now?
That’s what this list is for

934. What is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world?
My life, at least to me, is the best in the world.

935. Name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn’t notice:

1. Cars driving by

2. Clothes blowing in the breeze

3. Dog watching mother from the window

4. Radio discussing something

5. Birds flying around

6. Ants marching on log outside

7. Plane flying overhead

936. Name three things you hate

1. Apple Corporation

2. Paris Hilton

3. Nickelback

937. Name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate.

Itunes, none, none

938. What do you tend to see in black and white, rather than in shades of gray?
Er, I don’t know.

939. Admit three things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn’t be.
I don’t know what I’m ashamed of. Nothing much.

940. What qualities make a person “good” in your eyes?
Kindness, positivity, family oriented.

941. Do you have any of these qualities?
I like to think so

942. Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve what you want to?
Yes

943. Name one bad quality about someone you love.
Can’t think of any

944. Name one good quality about someone you hate.
Nickelback? Can they count here? All of their songs sound the same. Horrendously the same.

945. Are you pro life or pro choice and why?
Pro choice, because when young women become pregnant it is sometimes in their best interest, and the interest of the child, that an abortion take place. Especially when the woman is living with very little money, and will be unable to support herself and the child.

946. If you are pro life write a reason someone might be pro choice. If you are pro choice write a reason someone might be pro life.
I know many people believe that as soon as a baby begins to develop in the womb, it is a human being that deserves to live, once that process has begun, and so they believe it is the babies right to be born. Which makes sense to those who believe it, it just isn’t in everyone’s interest to have the baby they’re pregnant with.

948. What are you most afraid of?
Seeing someone I love die before their time is really up

949. Whose life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have?
Paris Hilton

Why?
Just look at her.

950. Can you come up with a reason why you might want their life?
No

951. Name one thing that is beautiful about your body
The way my body curves. Hourglass shape ftw! I was told once no body has this body type, by some skinny bitch. Alas, many people do, including myself.

952. Name one thing that is ugly about your body
Being a typical woman, I’m not a fan of my thighs.

953. Name one thing that is beautiful about your mind
I don’t know, it’s hard to be specific on this one

954. Name one thing that is ugly about your mind
As above

955. Who was the last person you were rude to?
Hmm, I’m not sure, no one in the past week or so, at least.

956.Are your elbows soft?
There’s a bone there, so no.

957. Are you ticklish?
Not as ticklish as Dylan!

958. Are you awkward or graceful?
I’d say I’m more gracefully awkward.

959. Do you wear glasses/contacts?
Nope

960. If you wear contacts what’s the longest you have ever left them in your eyes?
…

961. What’s going on where you are right now?
Trucks driving past, breeze in the air, not much really

962. What is your favorite thing to touch?
Wouldn’t you like to know. Haha, kidding, nothing suss

963. What is your favorite kind of incense?
I don’t have one

964. What relaxes you?
Calm music, hugs.

965. How much time have you wasted?
All the time I’ve used doing this survey, for a start

966. How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
Very easily

967. What does teen spirit smell like?
Sweat and tears, probably.

968. Do you mostly listen or hear?
Listen

969. Look or see?
See

970. Do you comprehend all the things you read?
Not all of them, but most

971. Is it necessary to be repetitive in order to be creative?
Not always

972. Do you control your attitude or does it control you?
I control it

973. Are your relationships mostly passion or conversation?
Bit of both

974. Do you do what needs to be done regardless of the consequences?
Usually

975. Is money how you keep score?
No

976. Who can you do everything or nothing with and still have the best time?
Dylan

977. Just because you’re angry does that give you the right to be cruel?
No, but we certainly feel better to do so

978. What is maturity and where does it come from?
It comes from accepting who you are and understanding that you are not the thing the world revolves around

979. Who is the maturest person you know?
Parents, grandparents? Someone a lot older than me

980. Who is the most immature person you know?
Hmmm, idk really.

981. If there was a fire and you could only rescue one thing from your room (all people and pets have escaped on their own, even goldfish) what would it be?
Oh my, hmm, probably the P!ATD collector’s box, or the TARDIS

982. If you could, what 3 albums would you force everyone to remove from his or her CD collections?

1 Anything by Nickelback

2 That festy album by Paris Hilton

3 The Hannah Montana soundtrack that has the Hoedown Throwdown on it.

983. Does Marilyn Manson scare you or bore you?
I’d say that if I met him I’d be a little bit intimidated by his presence.

984. What do you think of the Insane Clown Posse?
I do not even know

985. What’s the best movie about high school?
The Breakfast Club

986. Do you like Michael Jackson better in the 80’s 90’s or today?
Well, today he’s dead, probably the 80s.

987. Is choosing a different store to shop in from most people really making a statement?
Not really, but sure, go right ahead

988. What’s the riskiest thing you’ve ever done?
Not entirely sure

989. Have you ever ridden in a car while the driver had been drinking?
No

990. Who needs to get a life?
We all have lives, many people just need to do something with it

991. Do write on yourself with milky pens?
No

992. What should be different about high school curriculum?
Many things

993. Right now are you exactly the way you want to be?
Yes

994. Who can save you from yourself?
I don’t need any saving at the moment

995. Are you a responsible person?
I’d say so

996. “It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.”

— Oscar Wilde

Do you agree?
Somewhat, yes

997. How many greatest hits albums do you own?
One, Billy Joel’s

998. Are you at risk for a.i.d.s.?
I don’t think so

999. Do you want to have it all?
No

1000. Do you collect green pictures of dead presidents?
Nope

1001. What has caused you to reinvent yourself or reevaluate who you are?
Nothing for a long time. I love where I am right now.

1002. Name three annoying bands:
Nickelback! Creed! Good Charlotte!

1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?
I haven’t, but it sounds quite awesome actually.

1004. Who do you take for granted?
Nothing

Who makes you feel taken for granted?
No one recently

1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts?
Knee

1006. Do you wear a hat?
I am a hat

1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie on MTV?
No

How about Liquid Television?
Nope

The Maxx?
Once again, no

1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?
History, or does this count as part of pop culture in some stupid twisted way?

1009. What music makes you feel:

Sexy? One of THOSE Nights by The Cab, induced Beyonce style dancing before Beyonce danced like that.

Passionate? Come What May from Moulin Rouge is quite passionate.

Violent? Gives You Hell – All-American Rejects is about as violent as I’m going to get

Romantic? It’s True Love – Forgive Durden.

Sad? Hello – Evanescence is quite a sad song

Happy/joyous? Open Happiness – Urie, Stump, Cee-Lo etc

ecstasy? Nine in the afternoon – Panic! At the Disco

1010. Who’s your favorite cartoon character?
Tigger

1011. Does break dancing impress you?
If done well, and in a form that incorporates other styles of music

1012. Are you a smooth operator?
Of course

1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal?
Police Officer

1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based more on economics or more on social reform?
It depends on the decision that needs to be made

1015. Why do ‘they’ spend money to sterilize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections?
Legal reasons

1016. This summer have you

Been to the beach?

been to the movies?

Played mini golf?

Gone for a walk?

I’ve done none of these things because it’s not summer yet. Close, but not quite.

1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long?
Personally, a bit of both. You can’t possibly go at it all night without some sort of break somewhere.

1018. Have you ever eaten tofu?
No, or, maybe I have actually

1019. Who needs a brain?
Paris Hilton

1020. Who needs a heart?
Most every person that murders/rapes someone.

1021. Does the moon have an affect on your mood?
Yes. When it is full I turn into a beast of the night, killing people. Preferably in London. I’m not American though. So, who gets that particular film reference? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? 😛

1022. Do you feel pressure on Friday and Saturday to have fun, go out and party?
No

1023. Many people will say that the Harry Potter books are pure fluff with no literary value. Do you agree?
No, I believe they are excellent children’s novels.

1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings?
I do not believe that either of those series should be compared to one another. They are all excellent in their own right.

1025. What are you doing next Wednesday?
Trivia

1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?
They can’t let go of the past

1027. What couldn’t you live your life without?
Some sort of contact with people

1028. Are your hands cold?
Not at the moment

1029. Is your heart warm?
Indeed I would say so

1030. Palm trees or snow storms?
Palm trees sound much preferable to snow storms. Palm trees aren’t so much the cause of destruction

1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out?
Nickelback, at least would be a little bit better

1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie?
More sci-fi, than fantasy, but Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency by Douglas Adams would make for a very amusing movie if done well.

1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home?
Not so much

1034. What SCI-fi books do you read?
Douglas Adams

1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant?
Please, no

1037. What is your favorite myth?
I love a bit of the Loch Ness Monster. Unless anyone actually believes it to be there, then I apologise, but you’re being ridiculous.

1038. Is it easier to live when you’re evil?
No

1039. Have you ever belonged to a sorority or a fraternity?
Nope

1040. Would you want to join one?
I doubt it

1041. If your friend were doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents?
No, but I’d try and get them out of their mess

1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?
Can’t go past mermaid.

1043. Are leather pants sexy?
No

On you?
I do doubt it.

1044. Did you tell someone you love him or her today?
No

1045. Have you ever given blood?
No, I’m not allowed to

1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace?
The library during high school, with my friends, lol

1047. What do you daydream about?
Many things

1048. Are you a miracle?
I don’t believe so, but then again, everyone in some way is a little miracle

1049. If America is one nation under god then are atheists citizens?
Yes

1050. Should they be?
Of course

1051. If you could pick any rock star to replace the Ozbournes in their reality show, whom would you pick?
The Wentz’ would be pretty interesting to see a day in the life of, but I wouldn’t wish anyone a whole series of cameras following your family around

1052. What are your feelings about Mel Gibson’s movie The Passion of Christ?
I haven’t seen it

1053. What did you think about the last episode of Sex in the City?
I haven’t seen that, either. Infact, I didn’t watch the series as a whole.

1076. With nearly 100 channels why is NOTHING ever on?
Because with so many channels, they’ve almost given up on getting ratings

1077. Would you adopt a stray kitty wandering through your neighborhood?
If it was a kitten that looked lost and afraid, yes. If it were a normal sized cat, I’d be wary.

1078. Describe what you look like:
Lke a woman!

1079. Describe what you ARE like:
Mental, very mental.

1080. What bad habit do you have that affects other people as much as it affects you?
I don’t think I have one that would go to that extent

1081. How did you party new years eve 1999?
I was in Auckland, NZ, watching a celebration concert thing with various singers and performers, and it was raining.

1082. Does second hand smoke bother you?
Yes

1083. Have you ever:

Dumped a drink over someone’s head?
Nothing other than water

Dumped a drink over your own head?
No

Bit someone?
Not in a serious manner

Torn at someone’s clothes?
Not really

Made out in the bathroom?
Indeedly

1084. Which Lord of the Rings movie has the best ending?
The second one

1085. Do you have any interesting scars?
No

1086. Is it better for people to change and evolve their ideas or always be consistent?
Evolve and improve, especially if your ideas are socially unacceptable

1087. Warped tour, Lollapalooza or Area concert?
Warped Tour is the only one I really know about

1088. What are you missing in your life?
Nothing

1089. Do you ever know when someone is thinking about you?
No, but I like to think so

1090. What could you make a sculpture out of that’s in the room with you right now?
A book sculpture? There’s enough of them around

1091. Do you believe in the lost city of Atlantis?
Not in the sense of magic and gold and whatever else.

1092. Have you ever read The Little Prince?
Yes! 🙂 That is a great book

1093. This is Mr. fish .<

1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
None

1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people.

Who are they?
Dylan, Liz, Aki, Dan, Kath and Chris. Lets not split the team up now.

1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot and the air crew and all the other passengers die.

The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?

I don't want to eat one of my friends, and I especially don't want to eat Dylan. It's snowy mountains, lets runs to the bottom of the mountain and we'll be right. Surely we could eat some of the food from the plane, and take more in backpacks we find, in order to survive.

1719. Anorexia and obesity are two life threatening eating related disorders. Why is it that when it is discovered that someone is an anorexic they are rushed to the hospital, but when someone is obese they are not rushed to the hospital?

Because anorexia is not as prominent, and can kill a lot faster.

1720. Who is your favorite smurf?
Smufette is the only one I can remember.

1721. Why do you do things that you know are bad for you?
I generally don't, unless it's of the food variety, and the answer, because it's tasty.

1722. How important is testing to education?
Depends on the way the information is taught, and how easy it is to study it

1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
bread and pasta, milk and cheese, most likely. Although, I tend to get a reasonable balance of each.

1724. Who is the most adorable person you know?
Probably a few of the little smart kids at work.

1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school or work that you don't normally hang out with who would you want it to be?
None of them, really.

1726. How often do you masturbate in a week?
I don't need to.

1727. In the USA people work a full third of the year for the government, due to taxes. How do you feel about this?
It's like that in many places. Get used to it, I guess.

1728. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their cars?
Not if they're driving. Unless they've got hands free, then that's usually fine.

1729. Have you ever been in the room while a human baby was born?
No

1730. Have you ever been in the room while an animal baby was born?
No

1731. Did you see the video The Miracle of Life in school?
No, but I have seen a video of that nature.

1732. How do you feel about having a baby?
Right now, not so much, but sometime in the near future, yes.

1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
Yes. four. Evilll.

1734. Who are you waiting for an email/call/note/visit from?
No one right now

1735. What are you counting the days until?
Until Wednesday, right now. ❤

1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
Chocolate!

1737. How do you resist it?
With great strength. Sometimes. Otherwise, I don't. :O

1738. Who is your knight in shining armor?
Dylan ❤

1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled "HEY YOU!" would you turn around?
I probably would

1741. Has anyone ever told you that your epidermis was showing?
Not in that manner.

1742. Would you rather work or stay home with the baby?
Of course I think we'd all rather stay home.

1743. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time or tell you the honest truth?
I'd rather they gave their opinion if they didn't agree with it. Their opinion could be more sensible, for all I know.

1744. Will you/have you gone to your high school reunion?
I think I probably would. It'd be interesting.

1745. What do you think of your yearbook picture?
Idk, I can't remember. It's probably shocking.

1746. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
gatherer, most likely.

1747. If you ever were to visit Hershey Park, the theme park based on the chocolate candy, would you enjoy going to the spa where you can be treated to a whipped cocoa bath, a milk and honey bath, or simply a chocolate fondue skin wrap?
I don't know. I'm really not a fan of Hershey chocolates. They're a bit odd tasting. Cadbury, however, yes please. Although, maybe I'd go for a whipped cocoa bath.

1748. If someone asks you to read a poem they wrote, will you really take your time to try and understand what they wrote and tell them what you think or just read it quickly and tell them that its really good?
I'd do the first one.

1749. Do you feel that if a coincidence occurs it means something?
Sometimes, sometimes.

1750. Were you beautiful as a child?
Cute, I'd say.

1751. Do you think that it is okay for a homosexual or a woman to become a priest?
Sure, why not.

1752. Which would you rather give up forever, religion or sex?
religion. Certainly couldn't give up sex.

1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places:

Canada? Aren't Nickelback from Canada? You know, if they are, I think that explains many things.

UK? Harry Potter and Truffles

USA? Disneyland, Barack Obama!

Australia? Kangaroos and koalas.

Germany? Sausages and Hitler. 😛

Italy? Pasta!!!

1754. What does your favorite bumper sticker say?
I don't have one

1755. Have you ever taken a shower with another person?
Yes. Indeed I took one this morning with Dylan.

1756. What bath toys do you have, if any?
None

1757. Would you rather propose to someone you love or would you rather be proposed to by someone you love?
Being a woman, I'd rather be proposed to. Much more traditional being proposed to by the man in the relationship.

1758. How can you reject someone nicely?
It ultimately depends on the situation. It's very hard to do such a thing nicely

1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary?
…

1760. What do you think are three common passwords people use to secure their diaries?
…

1761. Pick an object in the room.
Guitar

Give that object a name.
Barry Antelope

1762. What is the quickest way to make you blush?
I don't know. I don't tend to blush all that much.

1763. Do you usually feel that you deserve it when other people compliment you?
I like to think so

1764. If you were to start your own business what kind of business do you think it might be?
Bras, surely.

1765. What is one of your pet peeves?
people walking slowly when they're quite capable of speedier movements.

1766. What question do you get asked too frequently?
Any of the questions you've managed to repeat on this survey.

1767. You notice a ring is priced $40.00, but the cashier only charges you $10.00. Do you mention this to the cashier?
Probably not. If it comes up when scanned as $10, then that's their fault.

1768. Could a kiss on the ___ be considered cheating?

Cheek? Only if it's lasting and means something

Lips? I suppose so

Nose? Probably

Hand? Depends on the situation

Ear? More than likely. You just don't go round kissing anyones ears.

Neck? Same as the ear one, tbh.

1769. Would it bother you if your lover occasionally flirted with others?
Of course, wouldn't we all?

1770. How long has it been since you last played truth or dare?
More than a year

1771. Should people who are living now be obligated to do things that will make the world better for people who will live 100 years from now?
Of course, especially if your children, grand children or great-grandchildren are to live through this time.

1772. Imagine you have a dream in which someone you care for acts mean to you. Is it possible you will still be angry with this person when you wake up?
No. It's just a dream

1773. Have you ever left someone a note with a picture in it?
I don't think so

If yes, how do you do it?

1774. What do you fear more, death or pain?
Well, death feels like nothing, whereas pain is something you feel, so pain.

1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey?
Some of them, yes.

1776. Do you like the cartoon Inspector Gadget?
It's alright.

1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear everyday what would it be like?
Possibly the same dress every day. Not sure which dress.

1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past?
Past, as long as I didn't have the power to change anything. Just go to the past and not be seen or heard by anyone.

1779. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end?
How it began.

1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors or your great great great great great great grandchildren?
Ancient Ancestors

1781. Out of these 4 which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)?

Curing diseases such as aids, cancer: 1

Preserving wildlife areas: 3

Ending terrorism: 2

Building colonies in space: 4

1782. In your opinion should every child be entitled to a good education?
Yes, certainly

1783. What news item are you tired of hearing about?
Michael Jackson's death.

1784. Speaking of 9/11 the anniversary is coming up. What will you be doing?
Well, it's not coming up, and I don't think I'll do anything much on that day when it does come around.

1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go?

2 cups: madness

1 cup: love

1/2 cup: hugs

A pinch of: humour

A dash of: sarcasm

Mix well and bake until: awesome

Add: some kisses, if you're Dylan.

Serve: warm, because that sounds nice, doesn't it?

1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive:

A fall from a 3 story building

Driving a car into the water

I'd prefer not to try either. Knowing my luck, neither.

1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto?
Was it Marxism or something along those lines? Surely Karl Marx was involved here.

1788. Who is your exact opposite?
Many people, I'm sure.

1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity?
Surely serentiy can't be as fun as insanity.

1790. What do these phrases mean?

Moulin Rougue: Well, Moulin is Mill, and Rougue is red/scarlett. It makes sense if you say 'Scarlett Mill', but it doesn't make so much sense the other way round.

1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked?
Not entirely sure. Longest measured distance was 18km, but I may have done longer at a school camp. That's the only one where I know the distance.

1792. The ancient Greek philosopher Plato believes that beauty, truth and justice all basically mean the same thing. What are your feelings about this?
Beauty is not the same thing as truth, nor is it the same thing as justice. Plato was just a little bit mad, I think.

1793. How did you first begin to assert yourself as independent from your parents?
When you can drive yourself places, have a job, don't go to school anymore, that sort of thing. Independence starts small, and eventually you'll move out and have children dependent on yourself, instead.

1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you use it to gain luck, money, health, creativity or love?
Certainly creativity, and health.

1795. What would you do if every time you used your magic bracelet something bad would happen to someone else?
I wouldn't use it then.

1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn't even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister.

What is her motive for killing her sister?
Her sister also likes this guy? I don't know. It sounds like the girl had some great problems anyway if she killed her sister.

1797. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone’s feelings?
I probably have at some point, but not for a while.

1798. What do you think of Franz Ferdinand?
The band, or the man? I'll assume we're talking about the band. I do quite enjoy their music.

1799. What do you think of the band Modest Mouse?
Haven't really listened to them too much.

1800. What do you think of Morrissey?
Same with Morrissey, sorry.

1801. How many smurfs can you name?
Smufette, Papa Smurf. After that, I'm unable to remember any, despite having watched a tonne of the episodes. I really liked that show, actually, although it never made sense how there were 30 guys, and only one girl. She must've been a right whore, cause there were 6 kids in the village.

1802. Do you keep track of your life using a planner or calendar book?
I certainly try for a little bit, but I tend to remember what I need to do, and when things are due.

Would you be lost without it?
Not at all.

1803. Have you ever fully eradicated a bad habit that you had?
I believe I used to bite my nails, but I managed to get rid of that bad habit

1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
The sky!

1805. What do these latin phrases mean?

Et tu Brute: 'Even you, Brutus?' Thank you, wikipedia.

Coggito ergo sum: 'I think, therefore I am'

1806. You're writing a story.

The super hot (guy or girl?): middle aged man named Jacobus Rameses

is about to kiss (who): a fair maiden of the sea, Janine

Just then they get interrupted by (what): A great white shark!

and somebody screams, (what):"I think we're gonna need a bigger boat"

but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Bill Gates

walks by and does something (what): Creates a super computer that takes out the shark.

and they all live (how): Reasonably

ever after.

1807. The radio is playing U2, The Defects, Echo & the Bunnymen, The Pointer Sisters, Staubkind, and Dr. Dre. on different stations. Which band are you most likely to listen to?

Well, it ultimately depends on the U2 song. Well, on all of the songs really. I'll probably just listen to all of them until something better's on.

1808. How do you feel about the tsunami that killed over 100,000 people in December 2004?
It was quite a terrible one. That many deaths could've easily been preventable with warnings.

1809. What is the difference between madness and brilliance?
The difference is slim, possibly non-existent. To be brilliant, you must also be mad.

1810. Write any random sentance here:
The cheese losts its toga last Wednesday.

1811. Say the sentence you wrote out loud. Did anybody answer?
No one is in the room, so no one answered.

1812. Turn on your TV if it's not on already, what channel is it?
Channvel V.

1813. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, who would it call?
I haven't a clue.

1814. Hit edit paste on your browser and paste the last thing you copied here:

Congito ergo sum. Lol. I had to googley.

1815. Miracle on 34th street, original or remake?
I've only seen the remake, but I'm thinking I should watch the original around christmas time.

1816. Have you ever been in a parade?
Yes, several times

1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
Because you'd need two people to have such a desire to become friends with people they just met, instantly.

1818. Do you turn the base up all the way in your car (or would you if you had acar) and blast the music?
I try to, but it's a bit fuzzy, and I can't play CDs. I get it as loud as it will go without sounding incredibly bad.

1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
I tend not to.

1820. What keeps you from being happy?
Nothing.

1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself(You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES so make it COUNT!)?
I don't think I'd want to say anything to myself. Everything I have done in the past five years has worked towards where I am now, and I'm very happy about where I am now.

1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentance:
Oh god, I don't know. I'm not in the mood for writing surreal, there's a black eyed peas song on TV.

1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word 'like'?
Probably not. Pop Culture has turned me bad.

1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Yes please.

1825. Say something nice about:

yourself: I'm pretty much the most awesome person e

me: You're certainly very good at creating surveys

your dad: is willing to play scattegories, pool, various other games, with my sister and I, which is awesome.

your mom: helps me when I really need her to, which is quite lovely

the one you love: he's the most amazing person I know. I know in the last thousand questions he searched for his name, but I'm not going to make it that easy this time.

1826. Questions from random movies:

Why is it that a fly can't bird but a bird can fly?
Magic.

You know what people are liking at night?
Sex, of course.

1827. What is your favorite movie that Denzel Washington has been in?
Philadelphia

1828. What websites are addictive to you?
Twitter

1829. Who do you love so much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
I don't know why Dylan's going to make me clean out maggots instead, but jeez, alright then. 😛
What the hell's a garbage pail? A bucket? Why is the garbage in a bucket?

1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
Dylan said he would. That sounds just as mad as me doing all 5,000 questions. Except you don't have to think of answers, which is often troublesome.

1831. Out of everyone reading your diary, how many people know your first name?
I don't have a fucking diary, goddammit

1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human intrest spot on the news will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest smartest and kindest person ever…or tell the truth?
Tell the truth, it'd make more interesting news.

1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
I don't think so. I can't even donate blood. Damn England.

1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
Hitler.

1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
I don't want to do some thinking!

1836. How many years old is your diary?
…….

1837. How could today get any worse?
The pain in the left side of my back could increase if it really wanted me to have a worse day, but it still wouldn't be a bad day.

1838. What will you never ever do again?
Hopefully, fall in the path. Or be pushed in the bath.

1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
I hate questions like this. You have to think, and everything could just be more and more terrible, and it's too much to think about.

1840. Would you ever wear vinyl pants?
I can't say I'm against the idea of trying them on, I can't say I'd wear them beyond trying them on, though.

1841. What was the last thing that you printed out?
An assignment

1842. What would you say to Flavor Flav if you saw him walking down the street?
I don't even know what he looks like. I wouldn't even know.

1843. What are you dependant on?
Hugs, of course, from Dylan, because he gives the best hugs of all known time.

1844. What do you look forward to each day?
Depends on the day. Different days have different things to look forward to.

1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
Quite terrible.

1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? what?
Piano, tennis, I think that's about it.

1847. What's the best song to listen to after a break up?
Only been through one, and I think I listened to songs about freedom and happiness, because that was how I felt.

1848. The radio is playing Poison, Inxs, the Psychadelic Furs, Dio, and Matchbox 20 on different stations. What do you listen to?
I probably listen to Matchbox 20, unless it's that Poison song from Guitar Hero, Talk Dirty To Me, because that song is awesome.

1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
Yes

1850. Would you rather take care of someone or be taken care of?
Well, depends on who I'm taking care of.

1851. What is the worst 80's song in your opinion?
Probably something involving Prince. That song he did for a Batman movie. If that song occurred in the 80s, then that one wins.

1852. What song makes you so happy that just want to dance and dance and DANCE?
Nine in the Afternoon – Panic! At the Disco

God, does it even matter if you think you "can't dance?"
Err…maybe.

1853. What has been your most beautiful magical memorable cloud nine manic ecstatic incredibly happy bouncy air-light moment of this life???
I've had a few of them, actually. I can't pinpoint just one.

1854. According to Depeche Mode, "Everything counts in large amounts." According to the Crow, "Nothing is trivial." Do you believe this is true?
Lets say it's true, otherwise I'll have to write more. 😛

1855. Are you enjoying this thrilling lucious roller coaster ride of a life as much as I am?
I certainly am

1856. Do you know how improbable it is that life exists at all?
Yes

1857. Are you kind to strangers?
Well I'm not rude to them

1858. Do you go out of your way for other people?
Sometimes

1859. Make a promise:
I promise to complete this survey

1860. Will you keep it?
Yes

1861. What do you think of the author of this survey?
They're alright

What's my gender?
Probably female.

What's my age?
18?

What bands do I like(you must have SOME idea by now)?
Modest Mouse, Franz Ferdinand. 😛

Anything else??
Nope.

1862. What makes something "literature"? Also, what makes something "art?"
Well, literature is really the art of the book world.

1863. Why are you even doing this survey?? Doesn't it TELL you something that you have NOTHING BETTER TO DO than fill out a 5,000 question survey???
I do have things better to do, they're just not occurring right now.

1864. Has answering these questions been a learning experiance for you (writeing them certainly has been for me)?
Occasionally, yes.

1865. Have you ever been so happy you could cry?
Yes. I practically did that, whilst driving, about a month ago. Except I was also laughing. It was quite an odd moment.

1866. Do you know that the one you love is the one you will spend the rest of your life with??
I certainly like to think so.

1867. Have you ever asked yourself, 'Is there any more to life than this?'
No

1868. What did you answer yourself?
I didn't

1869. Do you let the restrictions of society restrain you?
If the restrictions involve not murdering people then yes.

1870. Or are you just too full of life to be stopped??
I think I can be stopped.

1871. We are spinning on a bright blue bulb that is bursting with life. How could you possibly feel alone?
I don't.

1872. Is there something you'd like to try?
Zorbing!

1873. What makes your heart smile and your skin get all tingly-ish?
Take a guess.

1874. How long has it been since you danced the night away?
I haven't. I need to learn how to actually do a dance, then I could, very easily.

1875. Are you willing to do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to get the most out of

life?
Indeed.

1876. Are you willing to give the very best most beautiful part of yourself to the world?
Err, yes? Idk what this means exactly.

1877. Is there love in your heart?
Very much so

1878. Do things tend to go your way more often when you're happy?
Of course, because the attitude is a positive one. I think everything goes bad much easier if you're thinking negatively.

1879. What do you do while everyone sleeps?
I sleep as well, unless I'm with Dylan. *wink wink*

1880. What is one thing you will you never ever ever get any more of?
teeth! Hurrah, I succeed.

1881. What's your favorite short story?
Not exactly short, but Maureen's story in Let It Snow. Remind me to re-read that this christmas. Actually, maybe not. Lol, lets just ignore me right now.

1884. What is your favorite DIY related website? (mine is probably http://www.homeofthesampler.com)
I don't tend to explore DIY sites all that often. Wait til I actually have my own home though. I think I'll go mad with them. 😛

1885. Do you bruise easily?
I have a large blue bruise on my leg right now, but that's from my sister pushing me in the bath last night, and I whacked my head, arm and back really hard, so it's kind of understandable. I don't bruise too easily though.

1886. In William Shakespeare's play, "All's Well That Ends Well," the character Parolles makes an interesting speech about virginity, saying that "Virginity by being once lost may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost…To speak on the part of virginity is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience…virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't…" What do you think of this?

I don't know what to say. It took a bit to get through that, at this time of night. Although, obviously it ends well. Actually, I don't know that. I haven't read the play.

1887. Would you prefer to stay in a motel, hotel, inn, lodge, or resort?
Oh wouldn't we all love to stay in a resort. Although, I don't mind, really.

1888. Have you ever gone scuba diving?
No

1889. What kind of bread do you like?
Most kinds

1890. Do you usually behave the way you want to?
Yes

1891. How does the idea in your head of what you want to be like match up to the reality of what you are like?
Quite well

1892. Do you realize that in 111 questions this survey will have more questions than there have been years since christ was born?
Not quite, more time has passed. 😛

1893. Are your air and water as pure as you want them to be?
I'd say so.

1894. Would you ever visit an insect zoo?
I think that could be quite interesting. Once, I went somewhere that was showing different types of Tarantulas, which was quite awesome.

1895. Can you enjoy life without stimulants (coffee, ciggarettes, drugs, alcohol)?
Yes

1896. How many hours do you sleep every night?
8 or so.

1897. Is this survey your friday or saturday night date?
No.

1898. I go crazy when I'm without _______.
I'm crazy anyway. 🙂

1899. Can you do the robot dance?
I wouldn't dare to try, I do so doubt it.

1900. How much thought do you put into your dance moves?
Not much.

1901. Are you able to recognize patterns, habits, routines and break out of them?
I think so.

1902. What takes your breath away?
A lack of air.

1903. What did you do today that you regret?
I just woke up, so nothing.

Will you ever do it again?
Yes, I do plan on waking up again.

1904. Is happiness something to be achived and sought after or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?
retain and hold onto it, and your life will be great.

1905. Would you rather live in a world of perfection or do you like the world the way it is?
Of course I'd like some improvements, but a world of perfection would not be fun

1906. Is it a frightning world an interesting world to live in?
Interesting

1907. What gives people depth and character?
When they have personalities or minds that are a little out of the ordinary

1908. What band, together or not would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?
Panic! At the Disco were quite amazing live.

1909. Speaking of flying, can you fly?
No

How do you know? Have you tried?
Well, I tried to fall to the ground and miss, but sadly it didn't work.

1910. Recently a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich in which some people saw the image of the Virgin Mary sold on ebay for $10,000. What do you think of this?
I think it is ridiculous

1911. Who is the next person you will hug?
I'm not sure, but I'd like it to be Dylan

1912. Where was your last vacation to?
Moffat Beach

1913. Where was your last car ride to?
Home from work

1914. Where was your last bus ride to?
Going to Harbour Town from Uni

1915. Where did you last walk to?
From my bed to here? I don't think that counts.

1916. What is the worst band in the universe?
NICKELBACK. YUCKEY.

1917. What is the next book you want to read?
I want to finish Geektastic, and then read the new Hitchhiker's Guide book.

1918. What are the 3 most useless items on the planet?
small ornaments, large statues, doilies (sp?)

1919. What gives you a peaceful feeling?
Peaceful moments

1920. Do you ever stay up late watching infomercials?
No

Did you ever BUY anything from an infomercial?
I'm not that silly

1921. Are you a light sleeper?
Yes, I tend to be

1922. Are you a toys R us kid?
Well I've been there a few times. I also went to one in the US.

1923. Are you part of the mile high club?
NO

1924. Do you like:

pena coladas? Never had one

getting caught in the rain? Certainly. Now i have this song stuck in my head.

yoga? Haven't really done yoga.

intelligence? Yes.

making love at midnight? Of course. Although any time of the day is just as good, really.

health food? Not from health food stores so much. It's a bit odd.

champagne? No

the feel of the ocean? Indeed

1925. What was the funniest way that you ever misheard the lyrics to a song?
Well, not me, but my sister thought 'All the single ladies' in the Beyonce song was really 'I want a cigarette'. lmao.

1926. What have you never seen anything lovlier than?
I have seen many lovely things. Oh that is so hard to decide upon.

1927. Have you ever painted on a:

wall: Yes

ceramic: Yes

painting: Yes

model: No

sun catcher: No

face: Yes

body: I thnk so

1928. If you believe in heaven are there seperate heavens for different animals (kittie heaven. dog heaven, bird heaven, etc)?
Nah, I reckon we all gather together.

1929. If you could build your body from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine?
Isla Fischer's hair is about the only one I can think of. It's amazing.

1930. If you could build your perfect match from scratch using the parts from different celebrities who would you combine
I wouldn't change anything.

1931. Avril Lavigne or Michelle Branch?
Michelle

Vanessa Carlton or Britney Spears?
Vanessa

1932. When you sleep next to someone do they fall asleep first usually or do you?
Normally he does

If they do, do you watch them sleep?
No, it's usually too dark to see anything much

1933. How many people have a piece of your heart?
I'd say that just one does right now.

1934. What are your day dreams about?
Nonsense

1935. What is your usual breakfast?
Toast, juice

1936. How quickly are you willing to take drugs to numb pain?
Not willing

1937. Finish this sentence. I pity the fool that:
ate the saucer

1938. Can you think of three adjectives that DO NOT apply to you even a tiny bit?
manly, naughty, evil. 😛 Although, the third one could possibly apply, I just don't want to think of any more. It's still before 8am.

1940. When was the last time you hurt yourself?
When my sister pushed me in the bath.

1941. Would you rather never have to sleep but also never be able to dream or just leave things as they are?
Well, those extra hours of the night would be pretty good if I never got tired, and thus never had to sleep. As long as I wasn't the only person like that.

1942. Have you ever had your car towed?
Yes

1943. Have you ever used kool-aid to dye your hair?
No

1944. Would you rather be naked and famous or dressed and non-famous?
Dressed and non-famous

1945. What band or singer do you believe started rock and roll?
I think I'll hand that one to Elvis Presley

1947. If you had a large black vase-pot-thing in your house what would you put in it?
I don't know.

1948. Where would you like to live when you want to start a family?
In a reasonably family friendly neighbourhood

1949. Would you rather live in the city, suburbs or the country?
I think suburbs are the best place to bring up kids

1950. Were you parents born by the year 1950?
No

1951. Would you ever participate in a 'sock hop'?
I don't entirely know what one is.

1952. Once there was a green house and inside it was a white house and inside it was a red house and inside it was a bunch of little brown babies. What are we talking about? Solve this riddle.
Thanks to the googles, it's a watermelon. I would've never got that myself.

1953. Have you ever built something?
I have

1954. What is the hardest thing to face each day?
Nothing

1955. Who's voice irritates you like fingernails on a blackboard?
No one I know

1956. What is your favorite plant?
The venus fly trap, for it is most awesome.

1957. What simple things in life do you appreciate?
Everything.

1958. Have you ever read a book by Tom Robbins?
I don't think so

1959. Are you more of a maker and giver, or a taker and user?
More a taker and user, for I don't make too much at the moment.

1960. What do you contribute to society?
My awesome.

1961. Do you take naps?
Not often

1962. Do you have any cavaties?
No

1963. What is the differance between art and fine art?
One is finer than the other

1964. Do you believe that there has been a man on the moon?
Possibly

1965. What music makes you so happy you could burst?
Panic! At the Disco's Pretty. Odd. album.

1966. What do you think of the band They Might be Giants?
They're awesome.

1967. Would you ever go into a sex shop?
I am not too certain if I would or not

1968. If you had to choose would you rather go into a sex shop with your mom or your dad?
oh christ. neither.

1969. Do you buy holiday gifts early or at the last minute?
I buy them in December, with my sister

1970. What do you want to do today?
I want to write more of my novel, get the ironing done, and then i must head to work

1971. You see a girl in a long ruffled off white dress carrying a bag painted with a sunflower and playing a ukelele while twirling around the cafeteria.

What is your first reaction?
Stargirl! Someone has been reading Jerry Spinelli.

Could you become friends with this girl?
Of course. She's awesome.

1972. Let's just say your school team is on a winning streak. One of the cheerleaders cheers both for your team and the other team during games. Does it make you angry?
No

One day you ask her why she does it and she says that, "It's just so much fun, no matter who wins." What do you think of that?
It's true. Someone's gotta win.

1973. Do you laugh when there is no joke and dance when there is no music?
Sometimes, yes.

1974. What would the perfect pair of socks look like?
They would be ankle socks but they'd never end up falling down under my heels whilst I was wearing shoes.

1975. What is the longest you have ever gone with out sleeping?
36 hours or so.

1976. Have you ever had a halucination?
No

1977. Are you generally happy?
Indeedly

1978. Are you a

sore loser?
No

sore winner?
No

1979. Were you an 80's baby?
No

1980. What's in the room with you right now that you can't see?
Duplo

1981. Do you ALWAYS thouroughly wash your hands after going to the bathroom?
I wouldn't use the word thouroughly, because that implies I have some need to be absolutely clean 100% of the time, like Howard Hughes in The Aviator.

1982. If someone else were to describe you what would you hope they would say?
That I am lovely.

1983. What is the sound of one hand clapping?
A silly noise that doesn't sound like you're doing anything right.

1984. You are filling out a 5000 question survey. What would you rather be doing right now?
Eating breakfast

Why aren't you doing it?
Im trying to get through this hundred questions.

I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between you know you wouldn't want it any other way. 😛 Why yes, I do know that song.

1988. What is the dirtiest habit you can think of?
Rape is a dirty habit. Surely.

1989. What kind of person will you ABSOLUTELY never date?
Stoners

1990. What were you doing at ten fifteen last saturday night?
Sleeping, or heading to bed

1991. Do you ever need 'quiet time'?
Don't we all.

1992. What are you made of?
CHEESE

1993. What does 'you are what you eat' really mean?
It means that if you eat a lot of crappy food you'll end up looking like a tank.

1994. What was the last thing you counted?
I don't know

1995. Do you think it is harder for a parent to outlive their child or for the child to lose a parent?
harder for a parent to outlive their child, I'd say, because you'd prefer that they live a long and fulfilling life.

1996. Do you believe in psychic ability or is it a sham?
I'd say it's quite a sham.

1997. What is your favorite classic rock song?
My Generation – The Who

1998. Who are you anyway?
Kat!
Are you your resume?
I don't even know what's on my resume these days

2011. What would be the worst object for a child to take on a long car ride with you?
Something that makes a repetitive, horrendous noise.

2012. What's the Best Beatles song in your opinion?
All You Need is Love

2013. Why do you suppose that diary sites are more popular with females than males?
…

2014. What do these color combinations remind you of:

orange and pink: None

pink and green: Still none

green and gold: Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

purple and gold: None

gold and red: None, lol

red and white: England team colours

blue and grey: Once again, nothing comes to mind

2015. What is one selfish thing you tend to do?
Eat all the chocolate! 😛

2016. When do you think technology will catch up with the Jetson's?
Well, it's set in 2062, so lets see if we can catch up by then. Probably not to the full extent of their life

2017. What made you laugh today?
The television

2018. Do you ever stick your entries in any of the diary circles?
…

2019. Can you freestyle rap?
No

2020. Are you:

stylish? I wouldn't say so

shiek? Not really, I don't think so

smart? Indeed I like to think so

2021. Do you find you self only buying brand name products?
Not always, but brand name products I often find tend to be reliable.

2022. Would you ever want to buy an article of clothing or an acessory because you saw a celebrity wear it?
No

2023. What song do you feel the sexiest dancing to?
Pretty obscure for dancing to, but One of THOSE Nights by The Cab is very dance-inducing.

2024. Who do you know who looks silly when they dance?
My sister.

2025. Sweaty sex or clean sex?
Oh, sweaty, certainly. 😛

2026. Which is more important to you: being kind or being right?
Bit o' both.

2027. Can you do any special dances like swing, tap, or ballroom?
Nope

2028. Are you scared of monsters?
No

2029. Who would you like to remind people of?
Clark Gable! He's a magical man of the 30s. His acting is amazing. Everyone should see 'It Happened One Night'

2030. Do you walk to school or do you bring your lunch?
Neither

2031. Rate your skills from one to ten (10 = you are the best at it):

socializing: 5

making friends: 6

working with computers: 7.5

arts: 3

crafts: 6

dancing: 6

skating: roller or board? roller skating I'm sure that's about an 8, on a board, more like a 1

talking other people into things: 10 if Sunday's anything to go by.

writing: 9

living life to the fullest each day: 9

cooking: 7

gardening: Don't do much, but it's not that hard, so 8

cleaning up after yourself: 7

playing poker: 7

surviving in the woods: Probably a 5, because who knows what'll happen.

managing your time: 6

attracting the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer): 10, based on the one I currently have.

2032. Have you ever been to an indian reservation?
No

2033. What is going to happen tommorrow that you can celebrate, even if it's a little thing?
Tomorrow is Wednesday, and I'll see Dylan tomorrow. 🙂

2034. Do you save things for special occassions or is everyday a special occassion?
Every day can be a special occasion

2035. What is one thing you are terrible at:
Maths

2036. What's your favorite:

rap song: Clothes Off!!! – Gym Class Heroes.

country song: Can't go past Taylor Swift's You Belong with Me

industrial song: idk what industrial song means exactly.

cover song: The Glee songs

punk song: I'm scared to say something, because you know everyone goes 'THAT'S NOT PUNK' when you mention something you thought was a punk song

odd song: Certainly the song about the sun by They May Be Giants.

2037. What do you get your teacher or your boss for the holidays?
I don't. Well, I used to get teachers things in school.

2038. Do you like to read books by Virgina Wolfe?
I haven't read any

2039. What is your favorite tv show from when you were a kid?
I liked quite a few of the cartoons, like Wacky Races, Tom and Jerry, The Jetsons, the Flintstones. Those ones.

2040. What is now proved was once only imagined. – William Blake.

What do you imagine?
Many many things.

2041. What has been passed down through at least two generations to you?
My middle name.

2042. Do we live in a particularly bad age for romance?
I don't think so

2043. Have you ever cheated on someone?
No, never.

Do you believe that once someone is a cheater they can never be trusted?
Possibly

2044. Have you ever gone:

christmas caroling? No

pumpkin picking? No

on a hay wagon ride? Yes, I think so actually

on a romantic valentine's day date? No

to a new year's eve party? Actually, I don't think I have.

to a memorial day parade? Yes

to the Macy's thanksgiving day parade? No

to search for gold coins on st patrick's day? No

2045. Have you ever done any modeling?
No

2046. Would you consider yourself to be psychologically damaged?
No

2047. How aware are you of the reasons behind your actions and words?
Quite aware

2048. What is the sickest you ever drank or drugged yourself?
Barely anything

2049. Would you prefer it if clothing was optional?
No

2050. What is one interesting fact about you:
You had to ask this 2050 questions in, didn't you? I don't think there's much more to tell.

2051. Are more people depressed because they are alone, or are more people alone because they are depressed?
Bit of both.

2052. Have you ever gotten a mug, t-shirt, key chain, etc. that was personalized with your picture?
No

2053. What was the last thing that you experienced for the first time?
Go-karting, was one of them

2054. If you were going to die tomorrow and you were leaving a postcard for someone to read after you were gone what would it say?
I know what I'd say, but I'm not going to write that here. 😛

2055. If you were about to be executed what would your last request be?
I request

2056. What kinds of people do you find intimidating?
People that always look angry or displeased.

2057. How much conviction do you have in your feelings and beliefs?
Quite a lot

2058. In your house where is the:

crazy glue? In a drawer in the laundry

flashlight? In the cupboard by the stairs

2059. Out of everyone you know who has the most personality?
Liz, or is she just the craziest?

2060. If you could go back in time to experince a musical movement or era, which one would you choose to live through?
The Beatles!

2061. Do you suffocate people with your love?
No

2062. Do you feel your life is charmed?
No

2063. What character do you identify the most with from Winnie the Pooh?
Well, Tigger’s my favourite, so I’ll just say him

2064. When do you do your best thinking?
After dinner

2065. What motivates you?
Anything can.

2066. Look back at all the people you’ve dated. Has there been a pattern?
Absolutely not

2067. Things change but what will always remain the same for you?
Not exactly

2068. Is divorce something you would ever consider or do you feel that marriage is permanantly binding?
I don’t want to ever have to consider divorce. Lets get it right the first time.

2069. What’s the strangest movie you ever saw?
Naked Lunch

2070. If you could go into virtual reality and set up your life there to be perfect and it would seem real but not be real would you trade your life now for the virtual life?
No

2071. Does it seem like life is more difficult for you than for anyone else?
No

2072. What are you grateful for?
Everything

2073. What was a choice that you didn’t want to make but you had to?
None recently

2074. Have you ever had dental surgery?
Four teeth out, if that counts

2075. At what point exactly are you grown up?
When you are able to make your own decisions in a decent manner, drive yourself places, have a job, that kin of thing.

2076. If there was a weightloss procedure that would destroy your ability to taste food so you wouldn’t be tempted by junk food, would you have it done?
no

2077. What is one thing that happened that you never expected?
Getting with Dylan. Who saw that coming? Certainly not I.

2078. If you called one of your friends and they said “It’s nothing personal but I don’t want to talk to anyone right now,” would you take it personally?
No

2079. What is your favorite girl’s name?
Claire, and also Bliss, at the moment, after seeing Whip It.

2080. Do you ever feel guilty for being more fortunate then others?
No

2081. If you had to wear a shirt with one word on it for a year, what word would you choose?
Forty-two. Does that count?

2082. What is evian spelled backwards?
naive.

2083. You drop 10 pounds of feathers and a ten pound bowling ball off the top of the same building. Which will hit the ground first?
both.

2084. Even though you may never get what you want, are you happy because you’re trying?
Yes

2085. If you started a petition what would it be about?
To bring sexy back.

2086. When was the last time you asked someone to do something and they said no?
A while ago now

2087. Do bad things happen to you on friday the 13th?
No

2088. What’s your favorite:

Madonna song? Like a Prayer

John Lennon song? Imagine

Michael Jackson song? Black and White

Doors song? Riders on the storm

Rolling Stones song? Satisfaction

David Bowie song? Life on Mars

Elvis song? Blue Suede Shoes

2089. If you had started a relationship with someone and they said that it would be best if no one knew about it just to see how it goes, would you be offended?
Depends on the length of time they’d prefer no one knew about it

2090. Do you know any self defence?
Not really

How about CPR?
No

2091. If you had to look into a mirror and see your naked soul stripped of all delusions and pretenses (Never ending Story style)could you handle it?
I don’t know. I’m not sure what ‘never ending story’ style means, because I never really got into that film.

2092. Are you a genius?
I haven’t done anything genius, but I wouldn’t put it past myself.

2093. How did you find out that Santa Clause wasn’t real?
I’m not entirely sure. I just did.

2094. Which is your favorite tarot card?
I don’t have one.

2095. Does the internet seperate people or connect them?
Both

2096. Have you ever written a letter to a soldier?
No

2097. Does pain and fear make you feel alive?
No

2098. Are you:

thin? No

happy? Yes

successful? Reasonably

confident? Reasonably

2099. Are you deciseive or wishy washy?
Decisive

2100. Do you feel pop stars should be morally responsible to set a good example for their fans?
Yes

2101. Are you an optimist?
Yes

2102. If you were in the Breakfast Club, which character would you be?
Love this question. Would probably be Alison, the basketcase, granted that I could only be either her or the princess, because of gender constrictions. If not, I’d be the geek.

2103. Who do you have no respect for?
Paris Hilton

2104. Is the plural form of cactus cactuses or cactii?
cacti, I think.

Is the plural form of penis penises or penii?
I’d say penises, but when am I ever going to really need to use that?

2105. What does your favorite coffee mug look like?
I don’t really have any coffee mugs, let alone a favourite.

2106. Have you ever gotten hurt at a concert?
I just ended up with rather sore legs/back by the end of Katy Perry’s concert, but that was awesome, that day.

2107. What age do you think it is most difficult to be?
Probably around 80+ or so.

2108. Do you like to be considered weird or different?
Indeed.

2109. Do you think you could handle a day in jail?
A day isn’t very long. Give me a book and I’ll last it.

2110. Is your body an amusement park?
No, my body is a wonderland. 😛 Damn, now I have to go listen to that song.

2111. Are dj’s obsolete?
I don’t think so.

2112. What is the best liquid in existence?
Brilliant tasting orange juice, of course.

2113. What is turning out better than expected?
Life

2114. Who is the most overbearing person you know?
No idea.

2115. Who does it surprise you that you are close to?
Still surprises me how close I am to Dylan. It just blows my mind. lol.

2116. Apparently Eminem got booed at the MTV music video awards because he was making fun of Moby onstage. What do you think of this?
I’m sure I’ve made fun of Moby in the past. He had this horrible song a few years ago.

2117. Close your eyes. What do you see?
Black!

2118. What’s the best Van Halen song?
Jump

2119. What do you picture when you hear the word “Puritans?”
Pure tans. Lol, no.

2120. Have you ever been on a trampoline?
Yes

2121. What do you use batteries for the most often?
Television remotes.

2122. What do you find thrilling?
Anything that could be found thrilling

2123. Porch swing. Sunrise. What else could you ask for?
Well you didn’t mention me being with anyone on the porch swing, so I could ask for more.

2124. Do you like William Shatner’s cover of Mr Tambourine Man?
I doubt it.

2125. Where’s the sexiest place to have a piercing?
Keep it on the ears.

2126. Do you get panic attacks?
No

2127. How long does getting dressed to go to a club take you?
I haven’t gone to a club

2128. What is Adam Ant’s best song?
I don’t know.

2129. Does your body need improvement or is it just fine?
I’d say it probably needs some improvement, i.e. my back.

2130. Does watching MTV or reading beauty magazines make you feel bad about yourself?
No.

2132. What is the most romantic movie ever?
Lets hand it to The Notebook here.

2133. Do you think that woman are treated as second class citizens of this world?
Not the way they used to.

2134. What would you do if you were at a dance club with your signifigant other and he or she got into a fistfight with someone?
I don’t know. My significant other is 6’5″, how is there someone for him to fight that’s tall enough to reach his face? 😛

2135. Has anyplace ever asked you to leave?
No

2136. Have you ever been openly kicked out?
No

2137. Are you permanently banned from anywhere?
No

2138. Who is your favorite movie director?
Tim Burton

2139. What topic do you hate to talk about?
I’m over all these soul searching type questions.

2140. Are you looking forward to the remake of Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory or do you think it could never be as good as the original?
Lol, that movie came out a few years ago. I thought it was pretty good, as it was more accurate to the book than the original. Also, it was directed by Tim Burton. 🙂

2141. Do you enjoy the band Ministry?
I don’t know

2142. What is your coziest article of clothing?
Track pants, for sure, or certain types of pjs.

2143. What is your favorite word to say?
shenaningans, indeedly

2144. Does your name and your signifigant other’s name feel like one word to you?
Do you mean like some Brangelina thing? I think we still have our original names intact. Otherwise, I don’t even know what this question means.

2145. Do you like the band the Buzzcocks?
Yes

2146. Can you tell when other people are lieing?
Not always

2147. Do you like to wear glitter?
Glitter is evil

2148. Would you prefer to wrap your own presents or have them all giftwrapped?
I tend to wrap them myself, which ends in disaster when I buy things like hats, because hats are a bitch to wrap.

2149. Where do you go when you want to meet new people?
Uni? I guess that works.

2150. What is the best first sentence to a book, in your opinion?
The first sentence of Anna Karenina is pretty good: All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

It’s one of the most famous openings to a novel.

2151. Should fun or safety come first?
Safety. You can do safe, fun things.

2152. Does mind over matter work for you?
Yes

2153. What’s the most weight you ever lost in one year?
I haven’t really tried to lose lots of weight in a year, or measured such a thing.

2154. What are your feelings about punk and goth?
Sitting on the fence.

2155. Did you ever write something when you were high and then looked at it sober and realized that it was nonsense?
No

2156. How often do you shave:

(guys) your face?

(girls) your legs? every couple of days

(girls) under your arms? same as legs, I mean, may as well if you’re holding the razor.

2157. What word do you often hear people misuse?
Too many words are misused.

2158. Have you ever used somebody?
No

2159. Are you paranoid?
No

2160. What is the best music video of all time?
Not best of all time, but my favourite is Nine in the Afternoon by Panic! At the Disco.

2161. How many Shakespeare plays have you read all the way through?
Four

2163. What is it like to be you today?
Quite good, thanks. Slight back/leg pain, from these bruises though.

2164. Do you like to play games?
Yes

2165. Have you made any good friends on this diary site?
I’m not on a diary site.

2166. Have you met anyone from open diary?
I certainly haven’t.

2167. What have you done lately that gave everyone something to talk about?
I was pushed in the bath.

2168. Do you get along with people who annoy you, disagree with you, dislike you, and hate you?
Well I could hardly get along with people who dislike and hate me.

2169. When you ask for something do you make a request or a demand?
Request, usually.

2170. Who are you a bad influence on?
Surely my sister.

2171. Who are you a good influence on?
My sister. 😛

2172. Who is on your christmas list this year?
Half the world, I think.

2173. How many other people do you know of that are doing this survey?
None, and I don’t blame them.

2174. Have you ever intentionally had a one night stand?
No

2175. Do you tend to get car sick?
No

2176. What is the legnth of your hair?
It reaches to my boobs

2177. Do you like to listen to techno music?
Not so much

2178. Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color?
No

2179. What do you think of these diary names?

Oculto: nice

suffer victim: emo

With A Purpose: Could be interesting

Almost_Famous: Lame

In.The.Name.Of.Lust: Bad. You don’t need those full stops.

The Phallic Stapler: Staples!

SeXyCandace: Yuck.

2180. What do you think of these entry titles?

Lesbians … as far as the eye can see:

Why Avril Lavigne sucks: Thank you

Call On Jesus: Could be good, could be..er..religious

Buddha-licious:

WeLCome To The JungLe!: Yuck.

Geektastic: PRAISE BE. You are awesome.

Should i get an abortion?: Probably, yes.

2181. What do you find beautiful in an atypicaal way?
Books, when lots are gathered together in the form of a library. It’s very beautiful.

2182. What would you PHYSICALLY fight someone over?
Nothing much. I don’t like fighting.

2183. What was the last thing you were invited to?
Dylan’s party on the 21st. 😀

2184. What do you like?
2184 questions and I get this. Blagh. Work it out! 😛

2185. Have you ever drank:

chartruese?
No

absinth?
No

2186. Do you plan your outfits ahead of time, pick them out the morning of, wear whatever was on the floor, or wear what you slept in?
I pick things in the morning, unless I’m really excited about what’s happening the next day.

2187. How long have you ever gone without changing your

sheets: Not entirely sure

clothes: A day or two

underwear: Same as clothes

toothbrush: Not sure

2189. What item should not be shared?
An already used tampon. Lmao. Whoever reads this would be shuddering, especially if someone of the female variety reads this.

2190. How do you keep control of your temper?
I don’t really get angry. I haven’t been angry at anyone for at least a year.

2191. If you could gain all of your dreams by giving a family member (little brother) to the goblin king who would turn him into a goblin, would you?
No

2192. Do you like to listen to Duran Duran?
Not really

2193. Do you ever feel the need for MORE than life has to offer?
No, life is great right now

2194. What is your favorite children’s story?
Hatch, Egg, Hatch was pretty epic. That and various Dr Seuss novels.

2195. Do you think that adult books should have more pictures?
It’s called a graphic novel.

2196. What was your all time low?
Haven’t really had one.

2197. Do you make up songs and sing them to yourself when you’re alone?
Indeed I do. I wrote a musical once on a car trip home.

2198. Do you like to listen to the Smashing Pumkins?
On occasion

2199. Do you see the expression of emotion as weakness?
No

2200. Are you prepared in case of chemicle, biological and nuclear attacks?
I don’t think I am that prepared.

2201. Do you have a favorite song by The Cure?
Friday, I’m in love.

2202. Are there things you’ve never told for fear that others would judge you?
Not, never told, but of course certain things.

2203. Do you have a favorite Glen Miller song?
No..

2204. Can sex ever be casual?
I don’t think it’s a casual thing. I think it’s best in a relationship, when it means something.

2205. Who was the last person to let you down?
I’m not sure

2206. Do others feel that you expect too much of them?
I hope not

2207. Did you forgive the last person who hurt you?
Yes

2208. Does one bad deed outshine many good deeeds?
Only if the bad deed is really terrible

2209. Would you like to go on television to receive a make-over?
No thanks

2210. What will no one ever see you do?
Lift a house

2211. Are you quick to anger?
No

2212. Are you slow to forgive?
No, although it would depend on what I’m forgiving

2213. Do most people around you have a positive attitude?
Yes

2214. What do you need help with?
Nothing at the moment

2215. Do you know a lot about geography?
I wouldnt’ say a lot. I certainly try though

2216. Do you take the easy way out of things?
Sometimes.

2217. What is your favorite fabric to wear?
Cotton, denim. Silk? lol.

2218. Would you finish this survey if it went up to 10,000 questions?
Oh…I don’t know, probably not.

2219. Would you rather visit the dessert or the rainforest?
I’d rather visit the dessert! Is it ice-cream? Jelly? Mousse? Oh please say it’s all three!

2220. What does Domo Oregato Mister Roboto actually mean?
I’m pretty sure it’s meant to be Arigato, and Arigato is Thank you, so something like Thank You Mister Roboto.

2221. Do you still make a wish when you blow out your birthday candles
Of course.

2222. Make a wish now:
If I tell you what it is, it won’t come true! 😛

2223. Do you look for four leaf clovers?
No, but I did find one once.

2224. What are you the guardian of?
My dog!

2225. Do you treat people differently based on their appearance?
I tend not to.

2226. Are you for or against censoring child pornography?
I am for censoring child pornography.

2227. Are naked child images in paintings more acceptable than photographs of naked children?
It ultimately depends on how the art is drawn, the setting and such.

2228. Now that we can create such lifelike digital images, do you think it should be allowed for digital child pornography to exist (as in there were no children involved in the porn, it is all digitally made, the kids aren’t real, they just look real)?
It shouldn’t be allowed

2229. Do you like wheel of fortune or jeopardy better?
Wheel of Fortune. Jeopardy always confuses me.

2230. Are you a fan of the Clash?
They’re alright.

2231. How do you feel about Jerry Orbuch’s passing on?
Who?

2232. What celebrity are you dreading the future death of?
Not really dreading any in specific, but I’d prefer we didn’t have any more young, excellent actors dying before their time is really up, a la Heath Ledger.

2233. Are you a fan of Joy Division?
Somewhat

2234. If you were going to ‘make over’ your diary what theme would you give it?
I don’t have one

2235. What is your favorite tarot deck?
I don’t know anything about Tarot.

2236. How do you feel about file sharing (especially movies and music)?
I don’t believe in just file sharing, and never going to the movies, or hiring movies, or anything like that. I appreciate people who are willing to at least put a little into these industries.

2237. How do you feel about wicca and paganism?
I’m not sure. I haven’t delved into such a thing, and I doubt I never will.

2238. Do you believe that people who practise the above religions are able to accomplish magic?
No.

2239. If you were given the opportunity to lead a creative writing program for a small group of students in a high school with a low budget in generally poor neighborhood, would you do it?
Why not.

2240. If you could pick anyone who would you want living next door to you?
Dylan! 😛 That’d be pretty awesome.

2241. If you were a tarot card which one would you be?
I do not even know any.

2242. Should high school cafeterias stop serving twinkies and other fatty foods?
Probably, or at least have alternative, decent, healthy options available.

2243. Would you rather that McDonalds took a lot of fat out of their fries even if they wouldn’t taste as good?
I’m sure you could have decent tasting fries minus the fat. It surely must be possible.

2244. Do you neglect your friends when you have a signifigant other?
I try not to

2245. Do you think that an advertisement for a cake decorating set would make good song lyrics?
I haven’t a clue.

2246. Would a band that used this ad for song lyrics take off or just fizzle out?
Who knows. It ultimately depends on the words of the ad, and the sound the band creates.

2247. Are you more practicle or imaginative?
Bit o’ both.

2248. Can you see beautiful colors without closing your eyes?
Yes

2249. What are the four best songs or bands to listen to while making love?
I don’t really have any.

2250. What do you believe in?
That the moon is made of cheese!

2251. What band is so romantic that anyone who listens to them must be romantic at heart?
Not a band, but Michael Buble, surely. Just mentioning his name makes me want to go listen to him. lol. I love that style of music.

2252. Are you a fan of Roxy Music?
I don’t know

2253. Can you ever say something that hasn’t been said or do something that hasn’t been done?
I’m sure it’s possible.

2254. When was the last time you were up all night?
Quite some time ago.

2255. Do you enjoy wasting time?
I like the occasional chance to just waste time. Sometimes you need a break from doing useful things.

2256. Why do people use safe notes?
What are safe notes?

2257. Have your gods and idols let you down?
I don’t really have any

2258. Is a place in the country your ideal?
My ideal what? lol.

2259. Have you ever developed a photograph?
No

2260. Have you ever courted anyone?
Courting hasn’t really been something many people do since the 20s or so. lol.

Has someone courted you?
No, as said above.

2261. What do you waste?
Food, sometimes, but people just give me too much and no one else wants to eat what’s left.

2262. Have you ever silk screened a t-shirt?
Yes

2263. Is there anything that you tend to make that most people usually buy rather than make themselves?
Not really

2264. When was the last time that you were neither going to school or working for a month or more?
a couple of years ago, I’d say.

2265. Is alcohol an excuse you use to be yourself for a while?
I don’t drink

2266. What is your light at the end of the tunnel?
the sun! 😛

2267. Speaking of the light, is the light that people see when they die the random firing of electrons or is it something more?
I don’t know.

2268. Do you ever step back thinking of life’s inner meaning and your latest fling?
What does this question even mean?

2269. Can anyone guess what band/song I am listening to right now?
I haven’t a clue.

2270. When was the last time you were embaressed?
Not for some time.

2271. If you were going to have a mural painted in your bed room what would you want it to be of?
The Tardis!

2272. Is sex more about fullfilling a need or giving yourself?
I think it’s both, working together.

2273. Do you like your belly?
Sometimes

2274. Do you think more or act more?
Think more, I’d say, but I find that recently I’ve acted more than thinking, in some circumstances, which is certainly winning.

2275. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline?
Yes, as I must purchase Petrol often

2276. What is the healthiest food to eat?
Fruit

2277. Have you ever read:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull? No

Ender’s Game? No

Memnoch the Devil? No

2278. Should there be a mandatory retirement age?
Well, it depends on the occupation, as to retirement ages, and also the health of the person. Some more physical jobs may be harder to continue than less physically demanding jobs.

2279. What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done on impulse that worked out well?
Many things I do are done on impulse.

2280. List everything you have eaten in the past 24 hours:
Oh god. Spaghetti, english muffins, a yoghurt, that’s as far as I can remember. lol

2281. Do you listen to your intuitions, feelings and tingly sensations?
Yes

2282. Do you know a lot about the city you live in and do you think it’s important to know a lot about it?
I do know a fair bit, I’ve been here for a while, and know my way around quite well.

2283. If you were at the Everything in the Whole Wide World museuem what would you want to see first?
Oh god, I’d have a field day, or week, in that museum. I wouldn’t be satisfied until I’d seen everything. I’ll just start with the most sensible place for being able to get around everything.

2284. Have you ever read:

Lost Souls? No

The Shining? No

Damnation Game? No

Pearl Harbor? No

2285. Do you have any excercise tapes or dvds?
I certainly don’t

2286. Do you own a pair of lucky underwear?
Nope

2287. You’ve been feeding a wild cat but it’s annoying your neighbors. You can not adopt it but youu must get rid of it. Which is kinder, taking it to a no-kill shelter that will keep it in a cage for the rest of it’s life or having it put to sleep?
Why can’t you adopt it from the no-kill shelter?

2288. Can you spell “mouse” without singing it (at least in your head)?
Lol. M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E! I can spell it without singing, but now you mention it, I had to sing it in my head. I could play that on piano. Actually, I probably still could

2289. What’s a word people should use more often?
SHENANIGANS.

2290. What is the longest word you can type using only the top (letter) row of the keyboard?
quarter, I think. I’m sure there’s a longer one though.

2293. What do you think of this survey so far?
I’m surprised I’m still at it.

2294. What is one question that hasn’t been on this survey yet but should be?
How much cheese should a walrus consume to turn itself into a zebra?

2295. Does ‘liberty and justice for all’ mean for all americans or all people?
It should be all people, but some Americans tend to be quite patriotic and not so agreeing to it meaning ‘all people’.

2296. What do you believe that you think EVERYONE should agree with?
That Nickelback is the worst band ever.

2297. Does the sound of crickets bother you?
No

2298. Is the sound of a fan on at night soothing?
Not always. Some of them make horrible ticking noises that keep me awake.

2299. How do you feel you will likely die?
Hopefully in my old age of natural causes.

2300. If you were going to run away where would you go?
To the circus!

2301. Who is the hottest celebrity you can think of?
Brendon Urie, but that’s mainly because of his singing voice.

2302. Have you ever been to the following diaries(on opendiary.com)? If yes, what do you think..if no, then based on the name, does it sound interesting to you?

I removed the names of the following diaries, because I’ve never seen one, and nor will I ever. 😛

2303. Do you ever get so nervous that you can’t even think?
Not really

2304. Do you sing when there is no music?
Yes

2305. Would you rather cast a spell or say a prayer?
Saying a prayer is certainly easier

2306. Why does the US dollar bill have a pyramid on it?
I knew this one, um, let me think, the pyramid has 13 steps, which indicates the first 13 colonies that became the first 13 states. Something like that.

2307. Who was the best political leader in history and why?
Probably Abraham Lincoln.

2308. What was the first sex toy you ever used?
None.

2309. If you hated a book, would you burn it?
No. I don’t believe in book burning

2310. What are your feelings about pornography?
Dirtyyy.

2311. What are your feelings about people who are against pornogrophy?
I don’t blame them

2312. If you could dance with anyone in the world right now, who would it be and what song would you dance to?
Well, if I knew some proper dance, then Dylan, and I don’t know what song.

2313. What is your favorite flavor of schnapps?
What are schnapps?

2314. Finish this sentence your own way. There are two types of people in the world…
those who eat cheese, and those who don’t. I so desperately want to change the word two to 10, and say There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

2315. What have you saved since elementary school?
No one

2316. Have you ever won an award?
Yes

2317. Are you more:

good or evil? good

wise or foolish? wise

safe or dangerous? safe

satisfied or envious? satisfied

honest or decietful? honest

faithful or perfidious? faithful

sane or mad? mad

strong or weak? strong?

enigmatic or plain? enigmatic

aggressive or peaceful? peaceful

brave or timid? bravish

humane or cruel? humane

critical or appreciative? appreciative

temperamental or calm? calm

sad or happy? Happy!

normal or unusual? unusual

2318. How do you feel about Terri Schiavo?
I don’t

2319. Do you feel more connected to the sun or the moon?
The moon

2320. Do flaws make people interesting to you?
Yes, they can

2321. Who is your favorite historical figure?
Al Capone, Wright Brothers, Harvey Milk, many others. I like a lot of people in history, I love watching Biopics (done well, of course) because they’re often very interesting.

2322. White bread or wheat bread?
Both

2323. Would you rather never have sex again or have sex once with a walrus?
Christ almighty. If it came down it to it, I’d never have sex again. I’m not having sex with a walrus.

2324. Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
Sky dive

2325. What is the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
You tell me. 😛

2326. What is your favorite pick-up line?
You’re hotter than a hundred pink flamingoes on a golf course. Haha. Always a winner. Not that I’ve ever tried it on anyone

2327. Do you usually do things fast or right?
Right

2328. What will the most common halloween costume be this year?
I bet vampires were. D:

2329. What was it last year?
No idea. Possibly the same.

2330. Is love a choice or something that can’t be helped?
Something that can’t be helped.

2331. What is youur preffered method of birth control?
The pill

2332. Is there someone you see everyday (or sometimes) that you would like to hug and talk to but you just don’t know them well enough?
Not so much

2333. Are you or have you ever been in a band?
Nope

2334. Here are 4 statements about me. Only one of them is true. Which one is it?

a. I lost my mind doing drugs.

b. I’ve been arrested before.

c. I have 9 cats.

d. I have a children’s book published.

Probably B.

2335. What do you think of the smashing pumpkins?
They’re quite alright

2336. Would you wear a thong bathing suit in public?
No

2337. Hello I love you won’t you tell me your name?
Nah.

2338. If you had to be surgically attached at the hip for two years to either Britney Spears, George W. Bush or an ugly creepy troublesome but nice troll, who would you pick and why?
Britney Spears.

2339. Let’s assume that there is a “meaning of life,” a reason for humans to be here on this planet. Would you give up both of your legs and one of your arms if it would mean everyone else would learn the meaning of life?
No

2340. If you could meet God and talk to him for 5 hours, -or- find out whether or not there is intelligent life on other planets and make contact with them, which would you pick and why? (Note: If you meet God, you will never find out if there is intelligent life on other planets, so you can’t ask God if aliens exist. Also, you would get no proof that you had talked to him or her. And finally, if God doesn’t exist then you don’t get to meet him or her!).
The second one.

2341. Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, or the Breakfast Club?
*Kat has a field day* I do so love all three of these films. They’re all in my top ten favourites of all time. Probably go in this order: Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink.

2342. Before you read this question, pick a person from your life, any person. (You have to be thinking about someone before you continue!). Would you rather have the ability to watch that person for one hour per day, or would you rather have that person watch you for one hour per day? Who is it and why? (you pick the hour – they don’t know that they are being watched – it’s like there are invisible TV cameras following them around)?
Dylan, I’d rather watch him for an hour 😛
What a stupid quesion though.

2343. Would you rather be guaranteed to have your dream job or never be heartbroken?
Guaranteed dream job, and then hope I’m never heartbroken. Works for me.

2344. Have you thought about death today?
No

2345. What is your favorite breakfast?
English Muffins or something like that.

2346. What is your favorite classic movie?
Gone With the Wind or It Happened One Night

2347. Gold or silver eyeshadow?
Silver

2348. Are you the life of the party?
Depends on the party. 😛

2349. Do you wish you were?
Not really

2350. Sdrawkcab daer uoy nac?
Indeed I can

2351. If you realize that a student at your school or a colleague from your job has plagerized part of their work from the internet. What do you do?
Plagiarised.

2352. What does your computer look like when you aren’t looking at it??
A computer

2353. If you aren’t looking at it, how do you know it’s still there when your back is turned?
I am looking at it. How else do I read these questions?

2354. If you hit an animal with your car would you get out to try and make sure it was okay?
Depends on the type of animal and the impact

2355. If it was someone’s cat (collared with address) would you knock on their door and appologize for hitting the cat?
I’d probably be more inclined to take it to a vet if it were still alive.

2356. How do you feel about the people who are teased in high school sueing the bullies who teased them for emotional damage?
Good on them.

2357. Do you have an interest in any of the following:

guns: Not so much

explosives: no

marilyn manson: no

trench coats: no

the mafia: no

death: no

satanism: no

nazis: no

that doom game: lol, no

2358. Do you believe that people live in their own worlds or realities or do you think we all share the same world/reality?
Some people live in their own realities, I’d say

2359. Do you believe that Nazism was a characteristically German thing, or do you think a similar type of government could spring up in any country?
I’d say it could spring up elsewhere, given the nation had the right leader to cause such a thing.

2361. When do you get your most peaceful and satisfying sleep?
I had a really good sleep the other night when Dylan was lying next to me, so whe he’s around, I usually get a great sleep.

2362. What thought gets you out of bed in the morning?
ARGH GOD. MUST TURN ALARM OFF.

2363. Do you get along better with guys or girls (as friends)?
Bit of both

2364. What does tx81z stand for?
I don’t know

2365. How many points is the letter Z worth in Scrabble?
Quite a few. 10?

2366. In poker, which hand is better: four of a kind or a straight?
I think it’s a straight.

2367. What is the official language of Australia?
English. If not, then what am I meant to be speaking?

2368. On what continent would you find British Columbia?
North America

2369. Have you been to homestarrunner.com?
No

2370. What promise could you never keep?
I promise to wake up with a penis. Haha.

2371. No cat has 8 tails.

Every cat has one tail more than no cat.

How many tails does every cat have?

9?

2372. What are you a member of?
A trivia team. 🙂

2373. If you and your mate were stranded at sea on a scuba diving trip like in the movie Open Water, how would you survive?
I don’t know. I haven’t seen the movie.

2374. Do you feel confident that you would know what to do under emergency circumstances?
Yes, for some situations.

2375. Have you ever been stood up?
No

2376. Use a similie to describe yourself.
As mad as a hatter

2377. Good. Now use a metaphore.
Well I couldn’t think of one myself, so here’s a lame one I found; Your friendship is the picture to my frame.

2378. Have you ever had an unusual piercing?
No

2379. Have you ever experianced culture shock?
Only slightly, in Japan

2380. Imagine you were trapped in one of the world trade center towers on 9/11/01. Who would you call and what would you say to them in those last few minutes?
I don’t really want to imagine such a thing, really.

2381. Do you ever go to school or work when you feel like you do not look your best??
Yes, I still have to go

2382. Does doing this effect your whole day?
Not really

2383. What was the last movie you watched and what did you learn from it?
The Gold Rush, and I didn’t learn too much, but Charlie Chaplin is quite hilarious

2384. Do you believe that everyone who doesn’t believe in your religion is going to hell?
I don’t really have a religion

2385. What is the best thing about winter?
Being able to snuggle up with someone to keep warm. 🙂

2386. Do you ever shovel your neighbor’s walk?
No, for it never snows.

2387. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking?
Occasionally

2388. Have you ever looked back at someone you loved and wondered ‘what attracted me to THEM?’
No

2389. What do you think of Drew Barrymore?
I quite like her movies

2390. Name one thing you refuse to ever do.
Roll around in dog shit. Ahh, the things I think of.

2391. Nmae one place you refuse to ever go.
North Korea

2392. Do you think people see you more as who you are or what you are?
Bit of both. It depends on the person, I’d say.

2393. Pick 3 random letters:
k e d

Now think of the first 3 things that pops into your head that starts with each letter.

kart, elephant, desk

2394. Do you dress more revealing or more to cover up?
I wouldn’t say I reveal too much, but I certainly don’t dress to cover up

2395. What does it take to be a ‘real gentleman’?
The usual things, show you care a lot for the person you’re with, women tend to like that.

2396. Where would you go if you were going somewhere you don’t usually go?
Further south than Dylan’s place

2397. On the first sept 11th anniversary, the new york lottery’s winning numbers were 9,1 and 1. Do you believe this is fate, coincidence or a conspiracy/plan?
Coincidence

2398. Have you ever noticed that there is a lie in the middle of the word believe?
Not until now

2399. When (and if) people (or animals) go to heaven, do they become angels?
I’m not entirely sure. It’s certainly a possibility

2400. What is your most important body part?
Heart and brain, and the other assortment of vital organs

2401. Does love come from the brain, the heart or elsewhere?
Well the brain does the thinking, so I’d go with that one.

2402. Have you ever given a shot?
As in a needle type shot? No

If not, do you think you could give one to a loved one if you HAD to?
I don’t know. I haven’t given one before.

Do you think you could give one to yourself?
As above.

2403. Can you lick your elbow?
No

Come on, didja try?
No

2404. If i was going to be talking to you for 10 minutes, what would be something really intersting you know a little bit about but would like to know more??
Cheese manufacturing

2405. If today was a holiday, what would it be?
Tonight is Guy Fawke’s night, so that’ll do. Remember, Remember, the fifth of November, and all that sort of stuff right there.

2406. If you were making a mix tape what would you HAVE to have one it?
Weezer, I’d say that they’re pretty much mixtape material.

2407. What do you think of the Sopranos?
I haven’t watched it.

2408. Can you name three good things about the society you live in?
Quite friendly, clean, not too noisy

How about three bad things?
well, the guy with his lawnmower going at the moment doesn’t live up to the ‘not too noisy’ part, but I’m not sure about any other two bad things.

2409. Have you ever had a crush on your teacher?
No

How about your boss?
No

2410. What is the differance between acting like someone in high school and acting like an adult?
Some students in high school act more mature than some adults do.

2411. What is the differance between a whopper and a whopper jr?
One’s a bit smaller?

2413. Do you like:

Moby? No

Run DMC? no

the Cure? Yes

Shakira? On occasion

Blink182? On occasion

the Pet Shop Boys? They’re alright

Weezer? Indeedly so

Red Hot Chilli Peppers? Yes

Nick cave? Occasionally

The Pixies? I have one of their songs, so lets see. Yeah, they’ll do.

KRS-One? No

The Juice Crew? No. I don’t even know who that is.

2414. Have you ever seen a movie in 3D?
Yes, Up.

2415. How difficult do you think it is for immigrants to come into your country?
Depends if they’re illegal or not, and what country they’re from. If they’re illegal immigrants or refugees, then it’s going to be a long process getting here.

How difficult is it for them to become citizens?
It’s not too difficult if you came here freely by your own volition, it’ll take a few years before you can get the citizenship, and then it’ll be easier if you’re from a commonwealth nation, most likely, but it’s possible. When I got mine, there were about 30 or so different nations worth of people getting citizenships.

2416. Do you have what it takes to go live in another country, maybe for years, where you don’t speak the language as your first language?
It’s not an impossible thing to do, most countries have people that know enough english to help you out with basic questions and such.

2418. have you ever died in your dreams?
No

2419. Do you like

Douglas Adams? Yuss!

Kurt Vonnegut? Yes!

Tom Robbins? Haven’t read his work

Philip K Dick? I haven’t read any of his books, but Do Andriods Dream of Electric sheep? could be worth the read at some point

Orson Scott Card? Haven’t read anything he wrote

2420. What clothing size are you?
10 in pants, 12 in shirts

What size do you wish you were?
I like these sizes. It’s quite a good size to be.

Did you know that Marilyn Monroe was a size 12(and lotsa people think she’s HOT)?
She was wonderfully curvy and brilliant. I did know she was that size.

2421. Does science leave room for faith?
Yes

Does faith leave room for science?
Yes

2422. What book should our political leaders read and why?
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. 😛

2423. Why and under what circumstances are people more likely to buy brand names ragher then thier generic counterparts?
Because we see brand names as reliable. Brand names are brand names because they’ve been around either for a while, or have gained popularity through being known as good products. Although, when we’re talking about clothes, I tend not to go into the brand names because they are too costly and I’m not paying $50 for a t-shirt when I can get a decent one for more than half the price elsewhere.

2424. What is your favorite glass object?
A window.

2425. Do you like to window shop?
Don’t we all.

2426. Have you ever loved someone so much it just turned to hate?
No

2427. What is arrogance?
Feeling more important than everyone else, and believing your opinion to be the right and the best, always.

2428. Are you more liberal or conservative?
liberal.

2429. When there is a presidential election in the USA why do we never hear anything about the third party candidates? Do you even know who they were last time?
All I know is that Barack Obama and John McCain were up against one another, and I don’t know where anyone else was.

2430. Are you more likely to buy one really nice expensive outfit or a couple of cheap outfits?
I’m not into buying expensive outfits.

2431. If you could, would you wear everything once, throw it out and buy something new?
No

non-wasteful (not spend their money frivolously when they could save it to help others)?
Somewhat

charitable (donating money, volunteering)?
If possible

Which of the above are you?
I’m certainly good to other people. I don’t push people in baths.

2433. How do you feel about the internet?
The internet is lovely

Should there be laws and censorship on the internet?
Certainly there should be some laws, for anything can be accessed on the internet these days.

2434. Can you think of any questions that aren’t already on this survey?
Probably not. I’ve certainly answered enough as it is, and I’m not even halfway yet.

2435. Does sleep seem like a little death to you?
No

2436. Have you ever seen(and if yes, what did you think of):

Joy Ride? No

Ghost World? No

Monsters Inc? Yes, quite good

Queen of the Damned? No

Office Space? No

2437. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn’t real?
10 or so

2438. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?:
One, actually in my closet.

Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?:
I have several pairs of shoes I’ll wear. It depends on the weather.

2439. How many lovers have you had?
Well, as this asks ‘lovers’ and not ‘people you’ve slept with’ then one, because I’ve only loved one, not two.

2440. Have you ever had surgery? For what?
Yes, got my tonsils out.

2441. What puts you in the mood for sex?
Umm, Dylan. 😛

2442. Have you ever been on alcohol or drugs while at school or work?
No

2443. What do you think of Martha Stewart?
Pfft

2445. What do you think of:

British people? They’re awesome.

Australians? They’re good when they’re not bogans.

Americans? Some are awesome, some not so much

Canadians? Fine

Mexicans? They gave us swine flus!

French people? Who cares? They’ll surrender anyway.

Germans? I believe they like sausages.

2446. What do you do to cure the hiccups?
I haven’t had hiccups for quite a while, actually. Drink water, hold my breathe, spin around 75.9 times.

2447. What is the FIRST thing you do when you come home from school or work?
Depends on the time I’m home; eat dinner, use the bathroom, laptop it up.

2448. Are you a slob?
The state of my room would say yes, but it was far too hot to clean it yesterday.

2449. Do you have a good work ethic?
Yes

2450. Are you a pack-rat?
Somewhat. Although, I’m just running out of space for things like books and whatnot

2451. Do you roll your eyes alot?
No

2452. Do you prefer b-sides or remixes?
Well, neither really.

2453. What makes the world go ’round?
According to Michael Jackson, People make the world go round.

2454. Is Blink182 punk or pop?
Pop Punk.

2455. Do you remember Fat Albert?
Yes

2456. Do you take things slowly, as they come?
Usually

2457. Are you laid back or tense?
laid back

2458. Are you insecure?
No

2459. Imagine you aare working in a soup kitchen. You are supposed to give each person on the line a half a cup of soup. When hungry people come up to you do you just end up emptying the cabinets for them?
Well they can have their half a cup to start with, I think. Lets be fair and give everyone the same amount to start with.

2460. Why can’t we give ourselves one more chance?
We can’t? I thought we could

Why can’t we all just get along?
Because we’re fail.

2461. What bands do you want to see live that you have never seen?
Muse (yay seeing them at BDO), Green Day (seeing them DEC), Cute is What We Aim For (probably never going to happen)

2463. Do you think that the Beatles are still the Beatles without John Lennon?
It’s not like we’ve forgotten their existence.

Would you want to see the Sex Pistols without Sid Vicious?
Well I wasn’t alive when they were the Sex Pistols with Sid Vicious, so the impact on me isn’t that big.

Did you think that the members of Nirvana were smart to reform as the Foo Fighters instead of trying to stay Nirvana after Kurt’s death?
Yes, very smart, as they would’ve either had Dave Grohl on lead for Nirvana, and had to get a new drummer, or they would have got a new lead singer and that would’ve been quite awkward. It’s best that they reformed and got a couple of new members. They’ve done quite well as the Foo Fighters.

2464. Do you like the band Squeeze?
Don’t know them.

2465. When you are angry or upset do you know you’re being irrational but you can’t really stop?
I can stop, usually.

2466. Is there room in your life for one more trip to the moon?
I haven’t been to the moon, but alas, I’m sure there’s room for one.

2467. Where are they now:

Your first best friend in elementary school? In NZ, I believe she’s at Uni there.

your first crush? Haha, no idea.

your first boy/girlfriend? Who cares?

your first love? At his brother’s basketball game.

your first lover? Same as above. 😛

2468. Do you have a lot of self pity?
No

2469. have you ever had something really good come out of something really bad that happened to you?
Yes, often.

2470. Do you like magnetic poetry?
Yes

If you could make a magnetic poetry set:

what would be the theme?
Nerdtastic

What would some of the words be?
Spock, Obi-Wan, starfleet and various other nerdly words.

2471. What is one of your secret delights?
When Dylan washes my hair, it is quite delightful.

What gives you a cheap thrill?
Many things

What is your biggest guilty pleasure?
and I came here to make you dance tonight, I don’t care about my guilty pleasure for you! To be honest, Cobra Starship are probably my biggest guilty pleasure. Perhaps because they sang the song ‘Guilty Pleasure’.

2472. Have you ever misinterpreted song lyrics in a funny way (I used to think that ‘wake me up before you go, go’ was ‘wake me up and buy me cocoa’)?
I think we’ve covered this before.

2473. What are the most popular/overused diary names?
….

2474. Are you under pressure?
No

2475. How well do you know yourself?
Quite well

2476. Is ‘soul’ such an old fashioned word?
no

Is ‘love’?
No

2477. Name a person you love:
Dylan

How do you love them? Let’s count the ways…
How do I love them? Shouldn’t it be why? Probably because he’s amazing. I’m not going to sit here listing a billion things though. There’s enough questions as it is. 😛

2478. Does your place have a lawn gnome?
Yes, actually

2479. Do you ever wonder, ‘why me’?
No

When?
Never

2480. Is rap a form of poetry?
It’s horrendous, is what it is.

2481. What’s the differance between a player and a baller?
Referring to what, exactly?

2482. What imagery do you get from the words ‘woodsmoke and herbs’?
Smoking wood with herbs on top? Haha, what nonsense.

2483. How many days until your birthday?
Two and a half months, lets google it for the days. 78 days.

2484. have you ever MEANT to hurt anyone?
Not when I was thinking normally, at least

2485. What are 3 things you don’t know?
How to make crepes, how to play the guitar, how to build a house

2486. Do you usually feel physically well or unwell?
usually well

2487. Would you ever submit your picture to be ‘rated’ on one of those ‘hot or not’ websites?
No thanks

2488. Why are there hardly ever any fat people in movies?
Because hollywood is superficial.

2489. Is there any differance between what’s real and what’s for sale?
Well, it depends on what you’re referring to. Most everything in the world has been for sale at some point.

2490. Are you funky?
Oh, indeed

2491. Do appologies always make things all better?
Often

2492. Let’s just say that there is a huge ass bomb that can blow up the Whole Planet..it is set to blow up in 100 years. You can push the button to stop it but if you do you Will die. You only have this one chance to stop it. Do you stop it?
Do I have to push the button? Perhaps we could get some person that’s dying of cancer that won’t survive that to push it, that way we’re not sacrificing any healthy people. Or, can I push the button closer to my time of death? Like, when I’m 80 or so?

2493. Let’s say someone else found the button to stop it instead of you. Do you think it is their moral obligation to save humanity at the expense of their own life?
If they want to.

2495. It’s the middle of the night and you are home alone. Someone knocks on the door and says their car broke down and asks to use your phone. What do you do?
It’d ultimately depend on the gender and voice of the person. I’d probably just pretend not to be home.

2496. If a cop pulled you over and asked if he could search your car what would you say?
Well, I’d have to let him

2497. Are you meek or nasty around cops?
I haven’t really spent any time around cops

2498. If you were me and I was you then where would we be?
Well I wouldn’t be here.

2499. What has been the greatest invention so far?
The wheel!

2500. We are at question 2500. Do you REALIZE what this MEANS??!!!
*celebrate* HURRAH. I HAVE MADE IT HALF WAY. OOOH YES.

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..?
all the wonderful memories, really.

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?
Nickelback.

2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be:

Snow

Vanilla Ice

NKOTB

Milli Vanilli

BSB – YES. Haha. I’d go to that if I had to

NSYNC

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny?
idk

2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things?
No, those are ridiculous

2506. Let’s say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?
Both. The same courses and the same money should be spent.

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one?
No, if those girls want to study calculus then they should have the opportunity to.

2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)?
Not unless it’s going to kill me

2508. What does this world need?
More intelligence

2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?
I think we all do something like that. I don’t know specifically though, because to me it’s something good, and to others it’s not.

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you?
I don’t drink

2511, Do you ever ‘conveniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember?
Not often

2512. If you have any cousins are you close?
None of them live in Australia

2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?
I certainly like myself, which does help because I haven’t got much choice in that

2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd?
Umm. Possibly something like V For vendetta or Top Gun.

2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
Yes, and the dog jumped. 😛

2516. have you ever called a:

psychic hotline? No

suicide crisis line? No

sex line? No

dating line? No

2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere?
Certainly haven’t.

2518. Do guys look good in make up?
some look good with eyeliner, or like Ryan Ross/Brendon Urie when they have fancy stuff all over their face. Those look quite cool, in a theatre sort of sense.

2520. wHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?
Capslock bandits gotcha! I’m going to breathe, pump blood around my system, etc etc

2521. What ‘issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?
I’m very big for the whole ‘body image’ positivity thing, but I tend not to force opinions on people, mainly because most people I know that are decent, don’t agree with the amount of airbrushing that occurs in magazines to begin with.

2522. What age do you hope to live until?
Rather old

2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex?
I can’t say I have done so.

Have you ever been tied down?
Nope.

2524. Do you own any “toys”?
No

Do you ever use them?
no

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?
I wouldn’t say so

Have you ever spanked anyone else?
no

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable?
no

Do you like that feeling?
I’m not feeling uncomfortable

Does it turn you on?
The feeling of uncomfortable? Not so much

2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?

Which one do you need to reaad?
Beekeeping for dummies! (yes, it exists)

2528. What do your socks look like?
I have many socks, most of them are ankle length.

2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime:

Alice Cooper

David Bowie

Bruce Springsteen

Moby

Jewel

Frank Zappa

Alice Cooper? To ZE WIKIS. Well, actually, it appears to have been David Bowie, at least he studied such a thing.

2530. Does love float away if you let go?
I guess it does if you let it go.

2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are:

kind? Yes

calm? Mostly

humble? Not most, I’d say half or so

peaceful? Not most of them

helpful? Yes

happy? Possibly

spiritual? no

creative? no

friendly? yes

independant? yes

intelligent? no 😛

having fun? yes

coming up with new ideas? no

able to think for themselves? yes

able to really connect with others? mostly

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?
Guess.

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)?
No, not every action.

2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)?
Doesn’t surprise me.

2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science?
Occasionally, I’d say it can be

2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, agressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting).

SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego.

So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO?
ID

2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?
We’ve had this question before.

2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics:

I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much…

You’re a new and better man, he helps you to understand,He does everything he can, he’s….

Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky…

Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise….

Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad….

I cannot complete any of them, especially not without music.

2538. How about these?

From around the way, born in ’73, Harcore B-boy named…

And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny….

Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied….

When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is…

Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying…

Still none.

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet?
Yes

2540. What is the differance between Satan and Pan?
I do not know. I do know that difference is spelt wrong though.

2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?
It should positively influence others.

2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?
As long as it fits in with the theme of the poem, then yes, I’m sure it could.

2543. Are you an orgasm addict?
Ask Dylan. lol. Although, he’s probably the only person that’s read this far.

2544. Are you a sugar junkie?
Somewhat, yes.

2545. WHAT are you DOING?
This survey.

WHY aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them?
Because no one else was daring enough to do this.

2546. Do you only hear what you want to?
No

2547. Are you anal-retentive?
No

2548. In and Out

Over and Under

Around and ???
Around!

2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store?
Nothing for quite some time now

2550. Why ask why?
For the lols

2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is:

jazz:

metal:

rock:

new wave:

psychadelic:

aldkjfaldkjfasldkjf This is too hard. I don’t want to!

2552. What are your feelings about:

Picasso? He’s a mess.

Van Gogh? What a master he was.

Michaelangelo? TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES UNITE. 😛

D’Vincci? I think it’s Da Vinci, actually. Fail.

Einstein? Genius.

Tesla? TESLA. He’s that Nikola fellow. He did a great deal of useful engineering type things. Yes yes.

2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?
Alan Turing, Marie Curie, various others.

2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?
Plato, Socrates, Dante, Macchiavelli? Is that modern enough? Probably not.

2555. Why is it called ‘coca cola’?
I haven’t a clue

2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car?
I don’t know, maybe.

2557. Donald or Daffy duck?
Donald

2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman?
The problem here is that after seeing the show or the movies, you’ll never forget him because he’s such a strange character.

2559. Lease or buy a car?
Buy

2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba?
No

Do you love him to death?
…

2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced?
Where I wasn’t sure who was seducing who? Then no.

2562. Can you ‘pinch an inch’ on your belly?
Haha, yes. Yes I can. You’d have to be almost unhealthily thin not to be able to, I’d say.

2563. Have you ever been to:

a temple? Yes

a bar? No

a massage parlor? No

2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand?
It would be an interesting country to visit, but I’d rather visit Europe and America first.

2565. What culture are you fascinated by?
European culture is very interesting

2566. Have you ever worn a cape?
Not for some time

2567. What is the difference between ‘nude’ and ‘naked’?
Well, there’s no difference as far as I’m concerned.

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?
Probably a couple of chuppa chups or something like that.

2569. What makes you who you are?
Magic!

2570. How do you search for the meaning in life?
Well, I read Hitchhiker’s guide.

2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?
I’d say it would be somewhat concerning.

2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do?
I’m not one to go snooping through people’s belongings.

2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do?
I don’t know what I’d do in such a situation.

2574. Are you an old fart?
I hope not

2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?
Those water slides you put on the ground and slide along were quite epic fun

2576. Why don’t people have more fun?
They’re silly

2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?
No. Yuck.

What pet?
None!

What article of clothing?
Yuckkkk.

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?
A bit of all four.

2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?
No

2580. Is it nap time yet?
I don’t have naps

2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?
I can walk from the other end of the parking lot.

2585. What do you think of the term, ‘organized religion’?
Silly sausages

2586. What do you think of the name ‘Orson’?
Reminds me of Orson Welles.

2587. What frustrates you?
Telemarketers. Like the one that just called as I got to this question.

2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew..
It sounds familiar, but I do not know the rest.

2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?
No

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?
Yes

2590. Are you ill?
I feel a bit ill right now, tbh

2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night?
What time? I was in bed, or watching TV, or at trivia.

2592. Do you pronounce the ‘er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?
ER!

2593. Do you drink only 100% juice?
No

2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday?
Yes

2595. What duck?
The cheesecake duck

2596. Do you collect coins?
No

How about stamps?
I have a few somewhere, actually

2597. wHAT’S the best way to learn a new language?
To have someone teach it to you, rather than teach yourself.

2598. Is god in you?
I don’t think so

2599. Are you in god?
Not so much

2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?
lol, no. I have very rarely had many forks to choose from.

2601. Do you think cell phones cause cancer?
Not likely, unless you have a permanently charged one attached to your face for years on end, then I’m sure your risk is somewhat heightened by this.

Are cell phone users more likely to get into car accidents?
It’s likely, as people only have one hand free to steer, whilst they are listening with one ear, so yeah, I’d say it’s certainly likely to distract a driver.

Do cell phones really interfere with a plane’s navigation equipment?
There must be a case in which it does, I know they can interfere with computers, so, yes.

Are cell phones immune from computer viruses?
Not in this day and age, when mobile phones are more like mini-computers.

Can using a cell phone at a gas station spark a fire?
I believe Brainiac worked out that even with 20 phones ringing, no a phone will not spark a fire at a gas station.

2602. What makes a guy see a chick as less of a cute little girl and more of a woman?
When he notices changes in the size of her chest.

2603. What is it about football that makes people want to watch it?
The desire to see your team win, the thrill of the moments where you think its almost about to go in the goal, but no, he’s saved the ball from the goal, and such nonsense as this.

2604. What is the best show on tv?
At the moment, when it comes to Australia TV; Hungry Beast, American; Glee.

2605. Are you more of a tape dispenser or a stereo speaker and why?
Wait. what. Do I use these things? Am I these things? I’m rightly confused.

2606. What do you think is overrated?
Twilight

what is underrated?
John Green. He should get Twilight status, but if he did, it would be amazing, not lame.

2607. Can spiders ump?
I’ve seen a spider jump before.

Did you interpret that as ‘jump’ or ‘hump or ‘bump’ or other?
Jump!

2608. What’s the matter with adults today?
They always seem to lack in fun. I don’t want to be like them. They’re dull.

2609. Have you ever worked ‘off the books’?
err, no.

2610. Have you ever worked 9-5?
I’m doing a 9-5 shift on Sunday. Save me from this evil.

If not do you think you ever will?
…

2611. Do men or woman make better bosses?
It ultimately depends on personality not gender, I have found.

2612. Do you believe that people should move up through a company or that the higher up positions should be filled by people hired from outseide the company?
I think it makes sense to move people up, as they gain more experience with working through that particular company.

2613. Why is it that no one seems to care about their job?
Because no one really seems to like their job.

2614. When I go into a store, why doesn’t anyone know anything about what they are selling?
Because they do not care much for what they are selling.

2615. Have you ever seen those people that get that blank, lost expression when they go into a store and kinda shuffle along like zombies?
Yes. It’s called The Gruen Transfer, when they go to a shopping centre that has a confusing layout, even though they ended to purchase only a bottle of milk and some batteries, they end up going home with six michael jackson DVDs and a flat screen TV.

Do you wonder how they got up, dressed themselves, and made it to the store in the first place?
Well, they had their intentions, they just didn’t work out.

2616. When did you/will you graduate college?
2012? 2011? 2011, most likely, unless I have a couple of subjects at the start of 2012, which could be possible.

2617. When will Eminem stop whining about his bad childhood and move on??
Never

2618. I am drug free. Are you drug free?
Yes

2619. I have piercings and am getting tattoos. Do you have either?
I have my ears pierced.

2620. Can you REALLY say that your way is the right way?
I can say that my way is the right way for me.

maybe there is a different way for everyone?
Yes

2621. What do you think of the song ‘Imagine’?
It’s quite a good song

2622. Can you think of any reason i might have written this, other than I am bored with too much time on my hands?
That’d have to be the only reason why you’d write something like this.

2623. What is the purpose of art?
To give a visual interpretation of an object or person frozen in time.

How about movies?
To give a visual interpretation of an object, person, nation etc at a certain point in time.

Music?
To give the sense of hearing an opportunity to explore an interpretation of various people, emotions etc.

2624. Do you think that anything has lost it’s value because it’s become too ‘commercial’? What?
Twilight lost all of its possible sliver of value.

2625. Have you ever been promoted?
Well, I’ve had pay rises, which sort of counts because now I sit at the head of the English table, rather than the end or the middle.

fired?
No

2626. What do you call your private area? Does it have a nickname?
It does not.

2627. What parts of your body are shaved?
The usual parts

2628. What is a peachclam?
A clam that doubles as a peach?

2629. What is the american dream?
Well, it’s not that horrendous movie American Dreamz with Mandy Moore and Hugh Grant. I’m not american, though, so I don’t know.

Is it the same as your dream?
Obviously not.

2630. Do you need to be right all the time?
Of course. 😛 No, not really. It is nice to be right all the time though.

2631. There was a sculpture that was supposed to be displayed for a week in the Rockafeller Center in NYC of a falling woman – designed as a memorial to those who jumped or fell to their death from the World Trade Center. It was complained about as grotesque, innopropriate and describe as ‘not art’

What do you think?
It does sound a bit inappropriate to have a sculpture of a woman falling to her death, when many must deal with having family and friends who died in such a manner.

It was taken down early because it was seen as ‘offensive’. What do you think about that?
I’d say it would have been quite offensive to many people.

The artist, Fischl, said in a statement. “It was a sincere expression of deepest sympathy for the vulnerability of the human condition. Both specifically towards the victims of Sept. 11 and towards humanity in general.” Are people just too sensitive? Or maybe people are NOT sensative ENOUGH to the idea that others may have different views from them (or from the majority)?
I don’t think it’s too sensitive to find that offensive, especially as it caused the loss of quite a lot of lives.

Should these different, opposing or offensive views be allowed to be expressed freely and openly?
They should be allowed to be expressed in a manner that does not offend others.

Why or why not?
Because it is not in anyones best interests to offend those who knew the ones who died

2632. What letter’s sound do you like the best?
Z is pretty rad.

2633. What is one movie charater you identify with and why?
I’d say Kat Stratford from 10 Things I Hate About You. I don’t actually know why I identify with her. Not because of her first name, by all means. Just her character is something I can somehow relate to.

2634. Do you act the same when you are alone as you do when people are watching?
Depends who’s watching.

2635. Why is everyone so obssessed with superheroes?
Because they’re epic.

2636. What cliches do you hear over-used the most?
Far too many. We’d be here all night. It’s not even night time yet.

2637. Do you handle inconveniences well?
Reasonably

2638. Are you a fan of Jackie Chan?
Haven’t really watched anything with Jackie Chan in it, to be honest

2639. Is a promise a big deal?
They can be, yes

2640. What is your place in the universe?
The restaurant at the end of it

2641. Once some scientists dug up a woolly mamoth, frozen in ice. It was still completely whole, not rotted or fosilized. The scientists decided to have a dinner party. It was a very posh affair. they served roast woolly mamoth steaks, the rarest meat in all the world. So, if you were invited, would you have eaten it?
You know, I would probably leave that one aside.

2642. What are 3 things you DON’T want to know?
The future, how I’ll die, when the world will end

2643. It seems to me that a lot of people don’t value their lives, or life in general very highly. Why do you suppose that is?
Because they’re just not having enough fun.

Are you like that?
No

2644. Do you celebrate the harvest moon?
Nope

2645. Do you believe in out of body experiances?
Nope

2646. Why does so much depend upon a red wheel barrel glazed with rain water beside the white chickens?
Now this is my kind of question. The white chickens need their wate from the red wheel barrow. If the wheel barrow were blue they would eat their feet.

2647. Why do so many people get jobs that they dislike?
Because they need a job.

2648. Do you think that in THIS world, being creative is a handicap?
No

Why or why not?
Because there are very few people that won’t enjoy anything creative, i.e. books, movies, music, art, television etc.

2649. Do you ever get chills or shivers during movies? What movies?
Not often.

2650. Do you believe in the collective unconsiousness(that people are like onions..the outer layers are individualistic and the deeper you go the more similar we all are)?
I’d say yes, we’re quite similar deep down, but for some people you have to get through so many layers to understand this. The people who become our friends are often only a few layers different from us, but those we don’t get along with are often many layers away.

2651. Do you think that most people have the qualities you look for in friends/intimate relationships or do you feel alienated?
I don’t think that most people do.

2652. Are you very critical:

of others? I can be, but I try not to be. Certainly not about friends.

of yourself? Sometimes

2653. Is there such a thing as expecting too much?
Yes

2654. Would you rather take an hour lunch break or skip lunch and get out of work early?
Lunch break, otherwise I won’t make it to the end.

2655. Do you believe that happiness is equal to

fakeness? No

shallowness? No

joy? Somewhat

something good that happens? Somewhat

an attitude you have inside no matter what happens? Yes

2656. Can you control your emotions?
Yes

have you ever tried?
Yes

2657. Imagine you are 34 weeks pregnant. You are healthy and you didn’t have any major problems in your pregnancy.

Would you consider flying from the UK to Germany, which takes one hour, whithout a bad feeling that something could go wrong or the baby decides to come out earlier?
Why would I be flying to Germany at 34 week pregnant? Also, why am I in the UK?

2658. How long do you think it would take you to jog a mile?
idk

2659. Word assciation:

twilight: horrendous

garden: flowers

warm: summer

stars: moon

crash: bandicoot. lol

mold: leg

gold: silver

green: grass

lush: life

2660. Picture a triangle:

Quick! What color is it?
Black

Picture a square.

Quick! What color is it?
blue

Picture a circle.

Quick! What color is it?
Green

Why do you think you saw these shapes as these colors?
I don’t know, I just did.

2661. What things are endless?
The universe as we know it appears to be quite endless.

2662. Are you ever subtle?
Yes

2663. Because we don’t know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood…some afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can’t conceive of your life without it?
I don’t know, could be many times, could be once a week for all I know.

How many more times will you watch the full moon rise?
Hopefully many times

How can you fully appreciate these moments, every moment, when it all seems limitless?
~Paul Bowles

excerpt from The Sheltering Sky

Because many moments are so wonderful.

2664. Do you never have an ordinary day?
I try not to

2665. Do you embrace every single thing you’ve never known?
Not every single thing

2666. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a satanist?
Haha, yes actually. Grade 12 English. Good times, good times.

2667. Can stress sometimes be good?
I tend not to get stressed too often. I’d say it can be good in small doses, not elongated though.

2668. Write something random, just whatever flows out of your head without thinking. Forget punctuation just try to type as fast as you think:
When the little cow went moo it began to scream,”hollar to the east side,” but alas, no one heard it, not a little soul. It tried its best but in the end it died because it forgot to eat. The end.
What did I just write.

2669. Are you a musical snob?
No, I’ll listen to the Backstreet Boys, that takes away any ability to be snobby.

How about a film snob?
I’d say, a little bit yeah, but as I haven’t seen films like The Godfather, then not as much as I could be.

2670. When you were in school did you learn to think or repeat?
I learned to think. Yes.

2671. Do you have everything you need to be happy?
Yes.

If not, what is missing?
Nothing. ❤

2672. Would you take a very casually dropped 'maybe I should just kill myself' as a warning ssign?
If I heard that, I'd be like, no, no you will not.

2673. What does the word 'ironic' mean? Can you give an exaple of an ironic situation?
"An old man turned ninety-eight, He won the lottery and died the next day" – that'd be one.

2674. What did you see today that was beautiful in an ordinary way?
My dog, he's certainly a lovely son.

2675. Have you ever been on the edge of the night?
Yes?

2676. Do you feel oppressed in some way?
No

2677. Who do you think shot JFK?
The person they've always said it was. I can't remember his name, it was probably him.

Who do you think shot Martin Luthar King?
James Earl Ray, I believe, was the one who shot him.

Why do you think they got shot?
Because they fought for a change that many people didn't agree with back then.

2679. Are you aware that although only about 14 percent of the american total population is black, that about 70 percent of the people in jail in america are black?
I am now.

Why do you think that is?
Because their opportunities have been a lot less than that of white americans, in terms of education and college, and so therefore they are more inclined to have lower paying jobs, or none at all, and so they delve into crime.

What conclusion can you draw based on this?
That more needs to be done to break the cycle and get more African Americans right through the education system, and through college

2678. Do you think that the culture you live in is completely open to all ideas and forms of expression?
No, not yet

2680. What do you think of the character (muppet) on sesame street that has aids and should this kind of a theme be explored in children's television?
I didn't even know there was one that had aids. That's a little odd. I'm not sure, I'd have to see it to be able to comment.

2681. Are you dyslexic?
No

2682, Can you construct a bong out of:

household objects? Never tried

an apple? Never tried

your cat? Don't have a cat

2683. Star wars, star trek or star gate?
Well, I'm going to have to say Star Trek, original 3, to this one.

2684. Windows or mac?
Windows all the way

2685. Do you start conversations or wait for other people to start them?
Both

2686. How many phallic symbols can you think of?
I am unable to think of any at this time.

2687. Would you buy tickets to see the top ten american idols sing live?
I doubt it

2688. A bird may love a fish…but where would they live?
Well, if it were a duck you'd have no trouble. Otherwise I don't think it's a love that's meant to be.

2689. Are you a hologram or a misfit?
Closer to a misfit than a hologram.

2690. How are you oriented sexually?
I am quite straight.

Do you agree with the people who say that everyone is bi-sexual even if they don't want to admit it?
No

2691. If you are the only human on the planet of the apes do you have sex with an ape?
No

2692. If you aare making out with a sex someone and you reach down and find they have a fish tail instead of legs do you still fool around with them?
'sex someone'? No, if someone had a tail I'd be most freaked out by that.

2696. Do you believe that black people should get money to make up for their previous enslavement?
No

Do you believe that all oppressed people should get money to make up for their oppression?
No

2697. What's a quagmire?
A character on family guy. lol

2698. Is philosophy a science or can everyone have their own philosophy?
Everyone can have their own philosophy on life if they wish

2699. Are you a big fish in a small pond?
No

2700. Would you like to read an entire novel written in stream of consiousness form?
I don't think so.

2701. What does 'equal' mean?
To have the same opportunities as everyone else

2702. Do you believe in the phrase 'all men are created equal'?
No

What about woman?
No

2703. Have all persons been specifically 'created'?
I don't think we've all been specifically created, but through our genes we were given individual talents that we can use for specific purposes.

2704. Are all persons exactly equal?
no

2705. Or do they just have equal rights (in theory)?
In theory yes, not so much in practise.

2706. Does art reflect society or does society reflect art?
Bit of both

2707. Are you living under a little black raincloud or a ray of sunshine?
A ray of sunshine

2708. What do you wonder about?
Whether it will rain tonight. I could just look that up, but I have to get through this survey

2709. What is better..being single and free or being in love and responsible to another person?
In love and responsible to another person.

2710. What vitamins do you take?
I don't

2711. In checkers..red or black?
Black

2712. Is The Crow a great movie?
I haven't seen it

2713. Do you wear all black frequently?
Not too frequently

2714. Do you ever call yourself a poet, artist, or musician?
No

Has your writing been published, your art been hung in a gallery or your band been signed?
Nope

Does it matter?
No

2715. When insects get into your house, do you kill them or catch them and take them ouside or leave them alone and let them live with you?
Depends on the insect. Cockroaches must die, but other insects I'll leave alone

2716. Name at least one person who's birthday is in:

Jan.- Me!

Feb.-

Mar.-

Apr.- Liz

May- Lucy

June- Gemma

July-

Aug.- Kath

Sept-

Oct- Mum

Nov- Dylan

Dec- Aki

The four months I haven't filled in, are blank because I know a lot of people born Oct – Jan, and I'm not entirely sure about the birthday months of other people. I could list a heap for January, but you get me. 🙂

2717. Which would you consider to be a worse criminal:

a pedophile or a necrophile? Probably a necrophile, assuming you had to murder the person first.

What if it was between a pedophile, a necrophile and a murderer?
Still necrophile considering they had to murder

2718. Do we start to die the day we are born or start to live the day we die?
I don't really think of life as either of those things.

2719. Have you ever called your mom or dad a four letter word?
No

2720. Do you believe america should go to war with iraq?
Bit late for my opinion on this now, isn't it?

2721. Agree or disagree?

“There is too much concern in courts for the rights of criminals.” Agree – depending on the seriousness of the crime

“Abortion should be legal.” Agree

“The death penalty should be abolished.” Agree

“Marijuana should be legalized.” Disagree

“It is important to have laws prohibiting homosexual relationships.” Disagree

“The federal government should do more to control the sale of handguns.” Agree

“Racial discrimination is no longer a major problem in America.” Disagree

“Wealthy people should pay a larger share of taxes than they do now.” No, what I believe is if you let them keep a lot more of their money, they'll spend it on larger things more often, which will be taxed, and therefore tax will go back to the government.

“Colleges should prohibit racist/sexist speech on campus.” – Agree

“Same-sex couples should have the right to legal marital status.” Agree

“Affirmative action in college admissions should be abolished.” I'm not entirely sure, for I do not have to go through the same college admission processes for Uni in Qld

“The activities of married women are best confined to the home and family.” Disagree

“People should not obey laws which violate their personal values.” Disagree

“Federal military spending should be increased.” Disagree

“Realistically, an individual can do little to bring about changes in our society.” Disagree

Why did you agree or disagree to that last statement?
Because with the right determination, an individual can bring about changes to a society, or even a nation

2722. Let's say that after you die you become a spirit and you join all the other spirits. Not all of them have lived. You are talking to some who have never lived about how you HAVE lived. One of the spirits who has never lived says they think they will travel to earth in a human body soon and live. They ask you what three things on Earth should I be sure not to miss? You say…

2724. Is there something beautiful and special about everyone?
Most everyone

If yes is there something beautiful and special about Hitler?
His paintings surely were lovely.

How about Bin Laden?
Not so much

What is it?
..

2725. Have you ever moshed?
Not so much

If yes to what bands?
I was at the very front of The Living End, but not in the crazy moshing part of the front.

If no then would you ever?
It seems a bit dangerous to me.

2726. Do you like sushi?
Yes

2727. What mood are you in?
A happy one

What does your mood depend on?
Awesome things

What depends on your mood?
I do

2728. wHAT IS faith?
Belief that something or someone will always be there for you no matter what

what is common sense?
Taking a look at a situation and making the right choice for how to react or act upon something, based upon what you think will have the most minimal risk of failure or cause someone to think you to be a huge idiot

Do you have either or both of them?
Both

2729. Is perfection or imperfection more beautiful?
Imperfection is more beautiful, for you're not human if you don't have some sense of a flaw

2730. Would you think a person doing the following things has a healthy or unhealthy level of insanity?

gives the finger while driving? unhealthy

tells their life story to people they just met? I'd say quite healthy, really. Depends on their age

walks up to people and tried to convert them to a religion? healthy, depending on their manner and the religion

says blah? I say blah.

2731. Do you think this is a great line of poetry:

"Journey with me into the mind of a maniac. Doomed to be a killer since I came out the nutsac"

Why or why not?
It's alright, it's amusing, but hard to judge by just this line

2732. Do you think that song lyrics are poems with music?
Yes

2733. In cases of rape which do you think is more of a crime:

a stranger rapes a girl?

OR

a girl's boyfriend rapes her?

I'd say it's a lot more serious when a girl's boyfriend rapes her, because there is a certain amount of trust that has formed towards him. She knows him, and trusts him enough not to force himself upon her when she's unwilling to have sex in the first place.

2734. Did you know that in the USA it is considered to be LESS of a crime if a rapist knows the victim (because it is 'less of a crime' the rapist gets a less severe punishment)?

Do you agree or disagree and why?
I didn't know that, but it's quite ridiculous that they'd get less of a punishment for doing just as much damage. The punishment for rape should be equal for all.

2735. In the USA a few weeks ago a guy had beaten up and raped his girlfriend, for which he got 70 days of community service. He had been found guilty, got a year and a half of jail, BUT can you guess why his sentence was reduced to mere community service?

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

He had a steady job. That's right. He was found less guilty, because he had a long-term steady job.

How does this make you feel?
He should have gotten more than 1 and a half years in jail to start with. Jobs shouldn't matter, the US legal system is obviously quite fucked.

2736. Does the character limit of notes or entries annoy you more?
..

2737. wHO'S YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER?
I really don't have one

2738. Have you ever been trapped in an elevator?
No

2739. What is more important, tact or honesty?
Honesty is the best policy. Unless of course it's going to completely destroy the person you're planning on being honest with, then it's best to use a bit of tact

2740. Do you have a mentor? Who?
I do not

2741. If you like guys:

would you rather have a 'bad' guy (motorcycles, smokes, drinks, etc) or a 'good' guy (family, domesticated, nice guy)?
Good guy

Would you rather have a virgin or a more experianced guy?
In my experience of both, the more experienced wins.

If you like girls:

Would you rather have a virgin or a more experianced girl?

would you rather have a 'bad' girl (motorcycles, smokes, drinks, etc) or a 'good' girl (family, domesticated, nice girl)?

2742. Do you feel nervous in crowds?
No

2743. Did you write a real entry today?
no
What about?
…
Was it your best writing?
It sure was!

2744. If you were making a 'best of' entry about your BEST entries ever what would be your top 5 best entries?
I don't have a diary!

2745. Do you like to play the lottery?
No

2746. Guess what?
WHAT!

2747. Why did you choose to live one more day?
I couldn't help myself

2748. What is the most beautiful myth you have ever read/heard?
Well the only one I can think of at the moment is the one about Perseus and I think it's Medusa as well who's in that story

2749. Have you ever been stood up?
No

2750. Finish the following senatances any way you want.

It's always darkest before..the dawn

Never underestimate the power of..cruise control

Don't bite the hand that..ate the sauce

A miss is as good as a..hit

If you lie down with dogs, you..wake up with frogs

Love all, trust..the rooster

The pen is mightier than..the answer to this question

An idle mind is..hard to find

Where there is smoke, there's..a disaster

Happy is the bride who..marries the jew

Two is company, three's..a bit of a mess

None are so blind as..the one who seeks the buffalo

You get out of something what you..leave to the beaver

When the blind lead the blind..the deaf don't hear much still

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and..you'll be called an emo

2751. What's the most interesting assignment you ever had in school?
The creative writing ones in Grade 8

2752. What's the most interesting thing you ever had to do for work?
Probably nothing overly interesting, to be honest.

2753. Do you feel:

insignifigant? No

unable to evoke change? No

like one person can't change the world? I think it'll take more than one person, but really many individuals coming together with the same purpose

like one life and one person's suffering doesn't mean very much? Of course it must mean a great deal to somone who may know that person

If you answered yes to any of those can you describe why in detail?
I'm sure those are reasonable explanations. If not, please contact me for further details regarding the matter.

2754. Do you feel like you could contribute as much to society as ____ has?

Albert Einstein: No

Abe Lincoln: No

Franz Kafka: Perhaps

Jesus Christ: No

2755. Are you aware that your brain is the same size as Albert Einstein's brain?
Quite

Do you realize that you have the same number of hours in a day as Abraham Lincoln?
Yes

Did you know that Franz Kafka wrote all of his amazing litterature during his lunchbreaks at work?
No, but now I do

Did you know that we are all made of matter and that you are made of the Same Thing that Jesus was made of?
Ahh yes, but I am not the son of God, nor can I walk on water.

Do you still believe that you couldn't contribute as much to society as they did?
It's possible

If yes than WHY?
Why not?

2756. Is your mind in the gutter?
No

2757. What do you have to complain about?
Nothing

2758. Do you remember rock n' roll radio?
No

2759. Is there such a thing as a food that you burn more calories from digesting than you actually absorb from it?
There's got to be something like that

2760. Hey, if you've gotten this far than you and me go way back. We've been hanging out for a while now and I gotta know..do you like me?
You're alright

2761. What are you doing, Dave?
Dancing on the table, Sarah

2762. As far as love goes do you feel it is better to become complete before looking for someone or find someone who completes you?
Find someone who completes you, works for me.

2763. What attracts you about the opposite sex (or same sex, or both sexes)?
Tall, intelligent, funny, similar interests.

2764. Do you need people or do you not need anyone?
I need people

2765. Is selfishness always bad?
No, sometimes it's good to be a little bit selfish, because too much selflessness means you're not looking after yourself as much. You need time for you and others

Is selflessness always good?
Read above
Note: I see only one question at the time, so I seem to often manage to complete questions relating to the below question, before I get to see it

2766. Do you feel like your life is being controlled by a power structure?
Not really

2767. Can you name three things in society that send the message that being completely yourself and that looking inside yourself and contemplating what's within is a good thing?
The company, Dove, had a campaign for that, new guidelines have been set by the government on this, and I'll get back to you on another one later.

2768. Can you name three things in society that send the message that materialism and the accumulation of stuff is a good thing?
Advertisements, magazines, television. Oh hurrah.

2769. What is more important, a picture or it's frame?
The picture

What is more important, spirituality or religion?
Spirituality

2770. How many definitions can you come up with for the word 'fuck'?
Insult, expression of disgust/pain/hate, have sex. That's enough

2771. Is it less offensive when a black person says Nigger than when a white person says it?
I'd say so

Why or why not?
Because one's about yourself, and one's from another person that doesn't look anything like you

2772. Do you rationalize often?
Sometimes

2773. Do you believe that america is an imperialist nation?
Somewhat, yes

2774. Would you agree that:

hot topic is the new abercrombie? No, but I've never been to either

pink is the new black: No

you are the new you? Lol, no

2775. Do you have more internet or real life friends?
Lol, well I do have a rather large number of friends on twitter, to be quite honest.

2776. What IS the feeding of 5000?
I am not too certain. Oh right, yes, when Jesus fed all those people with a loaf of bread and some fish.

2777. What's an easy way to make money?
Get a job

2778. What's your favorite slang word and what does it mean?
I don't really have a favourite slang word. I am all for the proper englishes.

2779. Are you uncomfortable?
Right, now, a little, yes. Not the best way to sit, I'd say.

2780. Is anything definate besides death and taxes?
No, unless you work for other things, which most people tend to do

2781. Would you rather live fast and die young or live slow and die old?
I'd much rather die old, but I don't know about the living slow part.

2782. Can you name 4 people who have committed crimes against humanity?
Hitler, Bin Laden, Hussain, Stalin
How do you think they live with themselves?
Well, hitler killed himself, Bin Laden's in hiding, so he probably lives in squaller, Hussain was hanged, and Stalin is believed to have been assasinated, as rat poison was found in him.

Hitler certainly couldn't live with himself after that, although he knew that if he didn't kill himself, he'd be hanged or be brought before a firing squad. I'm not so sure about the others though.

2783. If you could imagine, pure fantasy, any God you could concieve, how would you want God to be?
The ideal God would accept all into his heaven, and accept people for the mistakes they make. He will only act as a keeper of the gates to heaven, allowing everyone into the heaven they always imagined it to be. Other than that, he will not interfere with the goings on of the world too much, other than to answer a few prayers and such.

2784. do you think the smashing pumpkins have a strong christian theme?
I haven't really delved into their music enough to see that there could be such a theme present

2785. Do you think this survey has a strong christian theme?
Not so much

2786. Fill in the blank for yourself"

Give me ____ or give me death!

love

2787. Have you ever heard of the USA patriotism act?

Apparently they have passed laws making torture legal.

Also the FBI can sneak and peek into ANYONE'S home. They don't have to ask or even tell you they were there. This is already the law. So, whaddaya think?

I can't say I agree with torture being legal, but the FBI should only be able to sneak into someone's home if that person is suspected of being a criminal of a serious crime; rape, murder etc

2788. The people in power step all over the average citizen, trying to secure all the power and money for themselves and leave us with no rights and under their control. They have the audacity to do this because they know that we will not lift a finger to stop them. Are they right?
We cannot stop them, until it comes to election times when everyone you pissed off has a say in the matter

2789. The Free State Project is a plan in which 20,000 or more liberty-oriented people will move to a single state of the U.S. to secure there a free society. They will accomplish this by first reforming state law, opting out of federal mandates, and finally negotiating directly with the federal government for appropriate political autonomy. They want to be a community of freedom-loving individuals and families, and want to create a shining example of liberty for the rest of the nation and the world. What's your opinion? Could this work? Why or why not?
I don't think that in the long term that this would work. After a few years you'd have teens older and wanting to move out, and you'd have to be very careful on choosing the types of people to live there. Alcohol would pretty much have to be ruled out because otherwise it's not a shining example of a community.

2790.

Have you ever seen the Neverending Stroy?

Remember when Bastian has to prove his worth by looking in that mirror where you see yourself the way you really are with no pretenses, rationalizations or mental lying?

Could you stand yourself if you looked into that mirror?

I haven't seen the whole movie, to be honest.

2791. What is soilent green?
According to wikipedia, it's a band, or if you spell it Soylent Green, it's a movie from 1973

2792. What are you proud that you have never done?
murdered someone.

2793. What things are hopeless?
Pandas are hopeless creatures

2794. What Are People For?
They are for loving

2795. What book do you feel could change someone's life?
The Alchemist or Veronika Decides to Die, both by Paulo Coelho would probably be my best bets.

2796. Didja ever want to just walk up to the Bush administration and ask them, 'What the fuck?'
Always

2797. How do you take your coffeee?
Without an extra e.
Other than that, I don't.

2800. If Jesse Jackson wants reparations to be given to black people because he thinks that black people don't have equal opportunities in this country than why does he drive a Jaguar?
Because he obviously has enough money for one.

2801. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question?
How is that stuff floating around in the sky? Answer: It's blowing in the wind. Aren't I great.

2802. Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting:
…

2803. Buttons or Knobs?
Buttons

2804. What is a juggalo?
According to google it's someone that likes to listen to the Insane Clown Posse.

2805. Are you a fan of Crass?
No

2806. If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say?
It would probably be a list of things I want to achieve between now and then, and hopefully I'll be able to cross them all off when I read the note again

2807. When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt?
Sometimes, yes

When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)?
Not for some time

2808. How can a person have sex with someone they don't love?
Not very well. The more you love someone, the better the sex is, I find.

Have YOU ever?
Yes

2809. What are the paradoxes in your head (that is when you believe two conflicting things to be true)?
I don't really have any floating around in my head

2810. What does each set of two words suggest to you?

pale gravity: a lack of gravitational pull.

little mornings: mornings where little is done, or you get up so late the morning only lasts 10 minutes.

spiritual machines: machines that spew out spiritual nonsense

eccentric being: A being that is eccentric

pray attention: praying for attention.

yellow lectures: lectures performed about the colour yellow

And that, folks, is successful bullshitting 101.

2811. What movie would be AWESOME in 3D?
Lord of the Rings

2812. Why is it important to write and think clearly?
Because otherwise no one knows what you're on about

2813. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another guy schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the girl. The boyfriend tells this guy to back off. The guy just keeps bothering the girl.

Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive guy?
Yes, because the intrusive guy is obviously a turd.

A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another GIRL(lesbian) schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the first girl. The boyfriend tells this girl to back off. The girl just keeps bothering the first girl.

Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive girl?
Perhaps not hitting, but shoving probably wouldn't be too bad.

If you answered yes to one situation and no to the other one why the double standard?
Because women are the weaker sex when it comes to strength, usually. I'm quite willing to admit that, I know my own boyfriend is stronger than me, so therefore it is fair to say it would be a bit of a mistake to hit a woman.

2814. What do you think of the name Prue?
Not such a fan

2815. What would you spend your last dollar on?
Some sort of food item, most likely

2816. Have you ever won an ebay auction?
No

If yes for what?
..

2817. Would you like it if Blockbuster had a drivethrough??
No, people very rarely know what they want from blockbuster

2819. When was the last time you taught someone somthing and what was it?
I often teach children how to read at work.

2820. Why do adults and teens not understand each other?
Because teens think they are more in touch with the world, even though they're really not.

2821. Are you afraid?
No

2822. Do you trust large drug corporations?
I tend not to think about them too much

Do you trust the Food and Drug administration?
Yes

2823. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound?
Of course it will make a sound, I'm sure some creature will hear it if there's no person around

Do you define sound as sound waves or as the reaction between the soundwaves and your ears?
sound waves

2824. Who is full of shit?
George W. Bush

2825. Four of the five senses are routed through a special area to the brain. One sense goes right to the brain and so is a powerful sense involved with memory and emotion. Which sense do you feel this is?
Smell, I think.

2826. Are you on a ship of fools or a carousel?
a carousel

2827. What is your bathing suit like?
It is a bikini, with white bottoms and a flowery sort of top

2828. Whose line is it, anyway?
Drew Carey's

2829. Are you more likely to answer a signed in note or a nsi note?
…

2830. To be or not to be. That is the question. What is the answer?
What kind of pencil do you prefer? 😛

2831. Does beauty exist as a defineable standard or is beauty in the eyes of the beholder?
in the eyes of the beholder

Why do you think it is that so many people have the same idea of who and what is beautiful?
Media tells us what we're meant to see as beautiful

Where do your standards for judging beauty come from?
My mind

2832. Would a war with Iraq help or harm american economy?
Well, as the economy is terrible right no, I'd say it's fair to say it could have somewhat harmed it.

2833. What is the first thing you would do if you saw a nuclear explosion in the distance?
It would be a good idea to run far away.

2834. Would you like to be cryogenically frozen?
No

2835. Think of the person you love the most.

Would you be willing to murder a stranger in order to save that person's life? Why or why not?
I'd certainly consider it if it came to that.

2836. Imagine no possetions. I wonder if you can?
Yes, I can

2837. How messed up is:

your hair? It's quite good at the moment, for having not brushed it

your room? Disaster

your car? It's alright at the moment

your life? It's in excellent condition

2838. What are you running out of?
Cheese. We need more cheese. I wanted to make cheese muffins yesterday but we didn't have a block of cheese and I didn't really want to go get any more from the shops.

2839. What do you live for?
Love. For it is amazing.

2840. How did you decide it was worth living for?
It's amazing!

2841. Do you consider some people to be too:

traditional? Yes

conformist? Yes

avant-garde? Yes

smart? No

stuck up? Yes

modern? Yes

beautiful? No

ugly? No

obsessed? Yes

emotional? Yes

petty? Yes

sneaky? Yes

fat? Yes

thin? Yes

2842. By what criteria do you judge others?
On how they treat others, and how kind their personalities are.

2843. Do you look at people's words and actions or the underlying reasons for those words and actions?
Sometimes

2844. Which would you rather collect:

simpsons action figures?

kiss gear?

anything with a smiley?

horror movies?

Horror movies

2845. Do you fight for your rights?
To party?

2846. Would you rather be a construction worker or a crossing guard?
A crossing guard

2847. What is enough to satisfy you in life?
Happiness.

2848. Do you think you have more, less, or average life experiance for your age?
A bit more, I think.

2849. Why go to college?
The experience, really

Have you considered joining a cult instead?
No

2850. What's the last lie you told?
I'm not sure, none recently

2851. What celebrity has the sexiest voice of

females? Angelina Jolie

males? Johnny Depp

2852. You are having a party and can invite three celebrities of your choice. The WILL come. Who do you invite?
Seth Rogen, Brendon Urie (for the music), Christopher Mintz-Plasse

2853. Where did you come from?
My mother

Where are you now?
In my home

Where are you going?
Pac Fair, rather soon.

2854. What would you imagine the playboy mansion is like?
Dirrty

2855. Do you blow your nose loudly in public?
If I have to

2856. Do you help others every day?
If they require help

2857. Bono or Chris Tucker?
Bono

2858. Is it lonely being alone in your head?
Not too lonely

2859. What is the worst poverty you have ever seen?
I haven't seen any terrible amount of poverty where I've lived

2860. Has anyone ever told you that more than 2 billion people live on less than two dollars a day?
Yes

What do you think of that?
It's quite terrible

2861. Add a sentance to the story:

Once upon a time there was a man named Arthur and he was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he saw a bright rainbow outside. So he goes out the back door to take a look and he finds an elf who says..

"Whatcha talkin' bout, Willis?"

2862. Be honest.. do you generally listen or wait for your turn to talk?
listen

2863. How many fingers do you type with?
Eight, obviously not counting thumbs here, which are just used to press the space bar.

2864. What does 'you think you know but you have no idea' mean? Where did it come from as a common phrase?

It's something teens say when they're feeling down and think they're the only person in the world to ever have gone through a specific situation that really thousands of people are going through.

2865. Do you think it's important to give up liberties in order to protect freedom?
Not necessarily

2866. Do you think George Bush was elected in a legal way?
I'd say he was, but the nation of America was stupid to vote him in

2867. Imagine you were dying of a disease…you only had a certain amount of time left with your mate, parents or children. What would you leave behind for them to remember you by?
I don't know what I'd leave behind. I'm not in that situation, and it's a hard one to imagine yourself in.

How would you feel if there were drugs to help you live, only you couldn't afford them?
Time to go on ACA! They'll sort it out

How would you feel if people were trying to sell you the drugs at a lower cost but the drug companies made sure they couldn't because that would cut their profits?
Bastards

This senario is going on Right Now.The country is Africa. The disease is aids. The drug is azp (and others). The people are Africans who are very poor and have aids. The large drug corporations won't sell the drugs at a price they can afford or allow smaller companies to either. Is this acceptable?
No

What are you going to do about it?
I don't think there's much I can do about it right now, but I'm sure many people are working towards allowing such drugs to become available to everyone

2868. Would you ever BUY a new ring for your cell phone that plays a couple of notes of your favorite song?
I'd much rather get a phone that I can put the whole song onto without having to pay for the song again

2869. What has completely moved you?
Various movies, books, things people have said

2870. If for your next birthday you had a novelty kids birthday party what games would you play at it?
Pin the tail on the donkey, pass the parcel, musical chairs..wait, no, that sounds dangerous with people my age. Safe ones.

2871. How can you keep open toed sandles from rubbing against your toes and making them blistered and raw?
wear shoes that don't do such a thing

2872. What happens to socks when they disappear in the drier?
The sock monster gets 'em

2873. What is the quality of humanity all about?
Good people, fun, safe times, various other things

2874. True or false – All homophobes are inherently evil.:
false, I wouldn't say they're all evil, just misguided.

2880. Can you define these words off the top of your head as if you were talking to someone who didn't know what they were?

rain: water that falls from the sky

cold: the opposite of hot. 😛

green: a colour, the colour of grass, trees, etc

sand: 'Sand is overrated' – Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Little grains of shells and things that form together on a beach, and combine with billions of other bits like it.

2881. Why aren't you naked (or are you)?
Because I am going out soon.

2882. Do you think anyone is all good or all evil?
No, I think we all have the capacity to be good, and the capacity to be evil, deep within us, and various experiences will determine how we behave.

2883. Go outside a sec. how many animals are in your yard?
It's raining, probably none unless the dog's out there.

Did you count yourself?
Well I didn't go outside

why or why not?
Because I didn't want to get up

2884. What household appliance drags you down?
Does the printer count? Printers are bastards!

2885. try this..write a list of six possibilities of things you could do after you are off the computer. Make sure that at lease ONE thing is something you would be unlikely to ever do.

1. Mop the floor

2. Go shopping

3. Go to work

4. Have sex (not right now, Dylan isn't around, but still)

5. Watch a movie

6. Roll around on the grass

Now grab a dice (if you have none ask someone to pick a number between 1 and 6) and decide what you will do by flipping it. Then do it!
Oh, well that's awkward, because I can't exactly do any of them right now, other than number two which I'll be doing soon.

2886. Which of the following doesn't belong with the others and why?

a. garden

b. love

c. magazine

d. death

I don't think Love belongs with any of those, I'm not sure why, but I don't want to link love to death, or love to magazine, and that doesn't leave much to remove.

2887. How old are you?
19

What age do you feel mentally?
About that

emotionaly?
19

spiritualy?
19

2888. Who do you think is more wise:

your mailman

or

a person who has been living on the streets for 12 years?

I'll hand it to the mailman

2889. Do you kiss on the first date?
I kissed Dylan before we were actually together, so I'd say that yes, I would, given the chance to leave that until the first date.

2890. Would you ever want to be oon:

a dating show(which)? No

a game show(which)? Yes, The Rich List. 🙂

the news(why)? Probably not

2891. How much money would it take to get you to:

strip to nothing but a bright orange thong (for guys, orange thongs an string bikini top for girls)and wrestle another person of the same sex in a thong in a pool of jello?
A lot

participate in a contest where you drink alcohol as fast as you can until you puke?
Millions. lol. Yuck

sit absolutely still for 2 hours, in nothing but a towel, covered in plaster of paris?
Probably take a hundred thousand o so

Walk around at your school in bondage gear asking people to spank you on the ass with a huge dead octopus tenticle?
Yuck. Millions.

pick your nose and eat it?
That seems a lot safer than the others, I mean, we probably all did that when we were two or so. Not sure how much I'd do that for though

smash potatoes with your head?
Err..

2892. Who deserves an appology?
No one

2893. What wins the award as stupidist lyric you can think of?
Miley Cyrus. idk what song, but she can have the award

2894. Where do you most like to be massaged?
Back

2895. Is your face clear?
No

2896. Finish this phrase in a humorous way.. Friends don't let friends…
dial drunk. Which is a song, possibly by Fall Out Boy

2897. What present would you bring to the birthday party of an aquaintance?
A voucher would be most acceptable

2898. Is your game on?
Indeed it may be

2899. What would a song for the deaf be like?
Silence

How about a painting for the blind?
Braile

2900. What is a sure-fire way to get noticed?
Dress as a turd.

2901. have you ever written a letter to:
a friend: Yes

a lover: No

a celebrity: No

congress/house/reps: No

the president/leader of your country: No

2902. Why are ciggarette companies allowed to manufacture and sell ciggarettes when they are so unhealthy and dangerous? They are getting rich on the deaths of the people you love who smoke.

They shouldn't be allowed to produce such items that are so hazardous and deadly to people's health.

2903. Do you chat with people in an elevator?
rarely

2904. What's your favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
As Good As It Gets

2905. Who should play the part of Superman?
I liked the casting of Brandon Routh as Superman, actually.

2906. Do you like when your friends and your mate's friends hang out?
Doesn't happen too often, and if it does, it works well.

2907. Doritos or Cheetos?
Cheetos

2910. Do you brush your teeth three times a day?
Not three times

2911. Should I stop making questions with multiple parts and just count each actual question as a question?
Yes please.

2912. What gives your ego a boost?
Compliments

2913. What knocks your ego down?
Asshats

2914. Live and let live or live and let die?
Live and let live

2915. What do you think of Damien Hirst's art piece Mother and Child, which is half a cow in formaldedhyde?
Oh well, I just searched that on google images and it's oh so delightful. I forgot to add his name in so I saw some naked woman with a baby lying on her stomach, so that wasn't so delightful.

2916. Why is it that 70 percent of americans Do Not want to go to war with Iraq and yet we are going to war with Iraq anyway?
Because the leader was an idiot

Is this democracy?
It's not a very good form of democracy

2917. Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

OR

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

Which life do you choose?
The second one

WHY?
Because it would be a better life to work up to something great, rather than be handed everything on a silver platter forever.

2918. Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?
I thought there was.

Should there be?
I don't really care if there is or isn't.

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?
I don't want a Mr America.

2919. If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?
No, I am quite offended by the existence of many things, but still I do not expect them to be removed from the earth.

2920. Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?
Because guys like that kind of thing. Just like if you put a guy with a six pack of abs next to a product, most women will look twice, but no I, no I am not swayed so easily.

2921. What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?
I've heard my mum be rude at telemarketers, so I probably wouldn't be surprised.

2922. What do you represent?
I represent the nerds.

2923. What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?

flowers: Never been given to me as a birthday present.

slippers: I'd be all 'It's summer, I won't need this for five months'. I will never receive slippers for my birthday unless I spend my birthday in the northern hemisphere.

candles: I think candles are a lazy gift, unless you know for a fact that that person loves candles.

diamond necklace: Never been given one of those either. It will either send a message of love or wankery, depending on how well you know the person who gives the gift. Either they want to show they have money, or are deeply in love with you. I'd say.

If yes of what? Probably something basic like a forest with a tiger in it, or a sailboat

2925. How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?
Quite some time

2926. What have you been caught doing?
It's more like, what have I been caught not have done, Not doing the ironing, not doing the dishes etc etc.

2927. Does temptation make you do what you love?
Not temptation, that just makes me think of that game show that replaces Two and a Half Men at 7pm during the summer when ratings season dies.

2928. Do you have any gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?
The record player. I can't say I've ever worked the record player. Other than that, I'm pretty good with the technologies.

2929. Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?
I tend to read the instructions

2930. Will you ever reach your full potential?
I don't know

2931. Who is your biggest fan?
My dog.

2932. Who do you take care of?
My dog

Who takes care of you?
Not my dog. Dylan. Dylan does. For he is lovely. ❤

2933. Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?
They're after clients, and money, morals go out of the door for most of them

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?
I won't be a lawyer, for I don't want some long, time consuming career spent in a courtroom doing people's battles for them.

2934. Is it sexy in here or is it just me?
It's me. Alone. Being sexy. Yahhh.

2935. You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?
Napkins are so not the best place to write anything. The pen gets stuck. It's just not logical

2936. Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?
I can fold it in half, and then in half again. 7 times or so.

2937. How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?
Not dress like a skank, be a kind, normal person.

2938. What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?
Life is like a bunch of octogons.

2939. Do you like answering questions about:

your life? Yes

your taste? Yes

tv? Yes

music? Yes

art? Yes

politics? Occasionally

life? No. The life questions are dull now.

religion? Occasionally

issues? Yes

sex? Reasonably

loved ones? Yes

favorites? Yes

objects? Yes

math? Not big on the math, I'm afraid

philosophy? Not so much

hypothetical situations? Sometimes

things that require lots of thought? No. I'm over thought

2940. The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?
No

2941. What would you think of a new reality tv game show where real life criminals on death row competed in life threatening tasks for the prize of a reduced sentance?
I wouldn't watch it

Did you know that they are considering making this a show?
Wouldn't put it past them.

Would you watch it?
No

2942. What was the last song you looked up the words to?
Sweet Caroline – Neil Diamond. I'm quite big on looking up lyrics. Some songs I know all the lyrics to, thanks to reading them once online.

2943. What Saturday morning cartoons do you like?
Haven't watched Saturday Morning cartoons for many years now.

2944. If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
No

2944. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
Well, with the sleeves outstretched, the shirt forms a T shape, and therefore that is why they are called 't-shirts'.

2945. Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?
What kind of sniper? Like an evil one that's just killing randoms, or one that's been hired by the government to protect civilians from some evil force. Yes, I do realise I read into these things too much and then I can't make up my mind afterwards.

If so how?
As you can see, it depends. 😛

2946. Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?
haha, yes. do it.

2947. If you are a girl have you ever experianced penis envy?
no

If you are a guy would you still want to live if you had to be castrated?

2948. Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. At the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned….(finish the sentence)
where to place an apostrophe.

2949. If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?
Well, firstly I'd dress in something somewhat fashionable/nice, because that must certainly help. I would sell myself by answering the questions they ask, with the kind of things they'd like to hear. This tends to work.

2950. How do you stop pop up ads?
You avoid sites likely to have them, or you just have to close the bastards quickly

2951. You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???
I don't know. D:

2952. How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?
If I'm probably organising it, including wardrobe and drawers, then a couple of days, most likely.

Well, I wasn't sure, but apparently it's 'Give them a twist, a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said'. Then the next verse has something about your wife. Good work, Monty Python. I didn't even know it was Monty Python, but google says they at least did a version, if not wrote the whole thing.

2955. Where ARE the wild things?
Ask Max

2956. You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?
The Glee soundtrack, both Panic Albums, Folie a Deux by fall Out Boy, One of the Boys – katy perry, Cute is What We Aim For's 'The Same new Blood Rush with a new Touch'

2957. Let's play Jeapordy. (Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooooo-)

I'll give some answers..you give the questions.

Ready? Begin.

The answer is:

Purple: What is the main colour of Barney the dinosaur?

Yellow: What colour are sunflowers?

Candle: What has a wick?

Pepsi: What is like coca cola, but not quite?

Peace: What did people advocate for in the 60s?

Lisa: What is the last name of Mona? 😛

Cotton: What is underwear typically made of? I'm just making up nonsense now.

2959. Is eight days a week enough to show you care?
Well as there aren't that many days anyway, it's goin to have to be enough.

2960. Have you told your parents you love them today?
No

2961. What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?
They make up different shades and such

2962. Have you ever cross-dressed?
Not in the sense of cross-dressing, more in the sense of wearing Dylan's shirt. I don't think that counts though.

2963. Are we living in a world without end?
No

2964. What do you think of that couple that was just on the news who kidnapped a 16 year old girl for a week and forced her to be their sex slave?
Disgusting

2965. Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?
Is it Bring it On? I haven't seen that for a while, maybe I will.

2966. Are you singing in the rain?
I'd like to be

2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?
I don't know anything about such a thing happening or not happening.

2968. Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?
I think regular sex is still the most intimate.

2969. Is it time to switch to Decaf?
I don't even drink caffeine to start with

2970. Why is it that the truth hurts?
Because we want to hear the opinion our minds tell us what we want to hear, not what others believe.

2971. How do you feel about:

ticketmaster? I like ticketmaster

scalpers? Hate

2972. What are you guilty of?
I am guilty of downloading the version of the Thong Song done by Glee. I just could not resist.

2973. Have you ever done any of the following in order to catch a buzz or get high?

sniffed glue: No

sniffed magic markers: No

ate paste: No

drank Nyquil, rRobitussen or any other Over-the-counter drug: No

'huffed' (inhaled or sniffed) any kind of fabric softner, cooking spray or other household product: No

whip-its: NO

2974. What gives you inner stregnth?
Muscles

2975. ::eyes you suspiciously::Where have all the COOKIES gone?
There's still some left! You just aren't looking hard enough

2976. What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?
what. I don't even know what this means exactly.

2977. If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?
We don't tip in Australia, for a very good reason.

Why or why not?
…

2978. Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?
I'd pass on all of them, to be quite honest

2979. What Race/nationality was Jesus?
He was a black homosexual jewish man from Japan.

2980. What was one evening you'll never forget?
There are an assortment of evenings from the past few months that I'll never forget. 🙂

2981. Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:
What. As in the bird? There's only one way to look at a blackbird, and it's with a look of hatred.

2982. Trick or Treat?
Treat!

2983. If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?
Oh, the train layout that takes up the whole house would be epic.

2984. Are you having trouble with aol 8.0?
I don't use AOL

Or if you don't have aol…have you ever been to a podiatrist?
Lol, no. How random.

2985. If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

1 Thou shalt not murder or rape

2 Thou shalt not swear on a Sunday between the times of 10:53am and 11:43am. Other times are fine.

3 Thou shalt honour their parents as well as they can manage

4 Thou shalt not cheat on their partner

5 Thou shalt give hugs when requested

6 Thou shalt notadmire the jonas brothers, brad pitt, angelina jolie etc etc more than partner (unless you are with brad pitt, or angelina, or a jonas brother).

7 Thou shalt not cause the endangerment of friends for the sole purpose of lols

8 Thou shalt not get drunk, in case of confliction with commandment seven

9 Thou shalt not dress like a ho

10 Thou shalt not sleep around

2986. When people lose weight, where does it go?
To the moon!

2987. Your mate/partner/wife or husband/longterm boy or girlfriend/etc. has SOMEHOW gotten his or her FAVORITE celebrity's attention. Your sweetie has always thought this celeb was so sexy and now the celeb kinda fancies your sweety as well(although the celeb is not interested enough to stick around for more than one night). Your sweetie wants to have a one night stand with the celeb. Knowing that this is your sweeties one and only chance to bang (or even hang out with) a celebrity (ESPECIALLY their FAVORITE celebrity) you would say:
I don't think it matters if it's a celebrity, I don't think any sane person would agree to having the person they love sleep with someone else.

2988. Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?
I own one, but I'm a bit scared to see it. I've seen the film 'Ed Wood' that Johnny Depp's in.

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?
I own Bride of the Monster. I haven't seen it, as I said.

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?
That's the part I'm worried about.

2989. What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potatoe, grain, whole wheat, etc)?
All types, really. I do quite like breads

2990. Are you emotionaly articulate?
I'd say so

2991. Does everything happen for a reason?
Yes

2992. Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?
Including friends, then yes, well, carry it around up to this point at least.

If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?
Err, yes?

2993. Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?
I wouldn't necessarily say that's true.

2994. Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?
Yes. My bedroom door often closes onits own accord.

Can you think of a window that has opened?
Well, it doesn't usually open itself, but lets not say it wont.

2995. What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?
No, I'd say 'want' is often the mother of invention. Or perhaps necessity is the mother, and want is the father.

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

courage? Often

survival skills? Also often, if one is thrust into the situation

independance? Not always

2996. What helps you to get over a Major heartache?
Hasn't happened

2997. Can you depend completely upon yourself?
I wouldn't want to

have you ever tried?
Somewhat, but there's nothing fun about it

2998. How can you tell the differance between the end of one part of your life and the beutiful begining of the next part?
Very easily, you just know these things

2999. Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?
No

If not, I suggest that you do.
Why thank you

3000. Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?
Yes. I stumble upon these amazing books or bands or movies that I never really expected to, or strange little items. The internet is a lovely place.
Like the time I discovered Frezned, and the time I found Panic! At the Disco. Oh, the good times.

3001. What is your half-birthday?
Not entirely sure. Around my sister's birthday, most likely.

3002. When is your un-birthday?
Every day except the 22nd of January

3003. Do you like movies about:

time travel? Yes

the 80's? Yes

drugs? Sometimes. It depends on the film. Pineapple Express, yes.

crazy people? On occasion

halucinations? As long as it's not a mess

aeroplanes? Sometimes

death? Sometimes

life? Yes

the meaning of life? Yes

fate? Yes

3004. If you said yes to any of the above you should see Donnie Darko. If you HAVE seen it, what'd you think?
I did rather enjoy that movie, I thought the role was played brilliantly by Jake Gyllenhaal. For a while he was my favourite actor, but I think that was short lived. I just thought he was rather good looking for a while there, several years ago.

3005. If you were going to write a book what would it be about?
Teenagers. Teenagers are fun to write about. They're allowed to make mistakes.

3006. Is radio obsolete?
No, I'm well into the radio. Granted, I don't have a CD player in my car

3007. Do you feel like you are entitled to have things without working for them?
Not anything beyond the basic things that keep me alive, at this stage of my life, at least. Of course I'll work for those things in the future, in some way or another.

3008. If yes than why do you believe you feel this way?
I am young, and I do not have to pay rent and bills

3009. If no, have you noticed that a lot of people around you feel this way?

3010. If yes than why do you believe they feel this way?

3011. "An eight track sterio, a color tv in every room and a half a piece of dope everyday. That's the american dream, nigga'"

How do you feel about the above quote?
I don't think America should be dreaming of having half a piece of dope each day. That's not a healthy dream.

3012. What is it from?
A horrendous song

3013. What year is it from?
I don't know

3014. Do you believe that you will someday be famous?
Not really, no

3015. What is YOUR IDEA of success?
Living a life you enjoyed

3016. Do you believe that you will be successful?
Certainly, going by my definition of success

3017. Will you be successful without hard work?
Surely there will be hard work involved

3018. What brings you bad luck?
I don't believe in luck

Is it true that you:

3019. Claim to be goth, punk, prep, emo or any other lable?
I claim to be a nerd, because I am one.

3020. Claim that your opinion is RIGHT?
Not every opinion I have is right for everyone else, but it's right for me, usually, so I'll keep it that way. I like to take the sensible opinion

3021. claim that your religion is RIGHT?
Yes, the Church of the Jedi is always right

3022. Claim to be a fan of a band when you really only like a few songs?
No, I'll say I like that band, but not that I'm a fan.

3036. do things or want things because it looked cool on mtv? MTV is full of bullshit

3037. hate everyone? No

3038. hate everything? No

3039. hate disco? No

3040. hate rap? Indeed

3041-3045 These question is for the guys

You are at her home with her. Both of you have drank a little wine, enough to loosen the inhibitions while not getting tipsy. You have snugled on the couch and it's a good time for bed. You've been romantic, but you've not made any big moves on her. You're not sure if you are up to a night of love making or even if she's in the mood.

She goes to the bedroom to put on something more comfortable… When she returns she is wearing an outfit that looks great on her and you notice that she has her hands tied in front of her, with a scrunchee…

She stands in front of you and giggles nerviously. You search for words to express how you feel, but before you can get any words out she gets on her knees in front of you and reachs out to hold your hand with both of hers. Your eyes find hers…

3041. How do you react to this?

3042. What message do you think she is sending?

3043. What do you do next?

3044. Is this a good way for her to approach her fantasy with you?

3045. If not, what would be a better way for her to approach you about wanting to be controled during sex(consider that just outright talking about it might be hard for her)?

3046-3050 These questions is for the girls

You are at his home with him. Both of you have drank a little wine, enough to loosen the inhibitions while not getting tipsy. You have snugled on the couch and it's a good time for bed. You've been romantic, but you've not made any big moves on him. You're not sure if you are up to a night of love making or even if he's in the mood.

He goes to the bedroom to put on something more comfortable… When he returns she is wearing an outfit that looks great on him. He sits next to you. You kiss and kiss. You move your hands down his body to his chest and start unbuttoning his shirt but he stops you and whispers seductively..'A good slave unbuttons them with her teeth..and you do want to be my slave, don't you?'

3046. What do you do?
Unbuttoning with teeth sounds very complicated.

3047. How do you react to this?
That is what I've done

3048. What message do you think he is sending?
Lol, I don't even know. I am often so oblivious to messages.

3049. Is this a good way for him to approach his fantasy with you?
lol, maybe.

3050. If not, what would be a better way for him to appraoch you about wanting to be in control during sex(consider that just outright talking about it might be hard for him)?
idk. I don't expect such a thing to occur in such a manner.

Is it true that you…
3051. are politically correct?
I'm really not

3052. are too nice to say how you feel?
No

3053. don't think the world government affects you?
Of course they do. I stayed up really really late to see Obama become president, and watched and understood voting occurred, and how it was tallied during that US election, which was quite interesting. America has a very interesting voting system.

3054. think that all people who are fat are ugly?
No

3055. think all people who are thin are shallow?
No

3056. think you are getting solid information from advertisements?
I do doubt it, certainly not from all.

3057. don't research the products you use?
I often don't

3058. believe that the lives of the people you love are somehow more important than the lives of the 6 billion other peeople in the world?
They're more important to me, which means that their existence matters more to me than some person living in the bahamas does.

3059. believe that the lives of your country men or woman are somehow more valuble than the lives of people from other countries?
It's all about proximity. The closer the death/s, the more likely it'll be in the news, and therefore their lives are seen as more valuable. That's why if someone dies in a car crash here, we hear about it, but if someone dies in one in the US, we won't hear about it, we'll never know, unless of course 30 people die at once, or it was an Australian.

3060. believe your ideas are somehow worth more than the ideas of others?
It would be lying to say no, because some people are just fail.

3061. repress things rather than deal with them?
Not often

3062. mindlessly self indulge ?
sometimes

3063. think there is only one right way?
No

3064. think that this one right way could possibly be right for ALL of the 6 billion people on this planet?
That's why I said no

3065. Decide something is UNTRUE just because you don't AGREE with it or you don't LIKE it?
No

3066. What do you think of the out-dated chinese custom of foot-binding (tieing a baby girl's toes under her foot, even if you have to break the bone, making her walk with her toes under her foot(or hobble) because chinease men like small fett)?
It's quite disgusting, and causes great pain to women, especially as they reach their elder years.

3067. What do you think of plastic surgery?
I don't agree with it, unless it's for medical or extreme self confidence reasons, not just because you're trying to avoid old age.

3068. Is there a difference between foot binding and plastic surgery? What?
Well, the first one's involuntarily, and involves great pain to a child, so that's certainly worse. It's like giving plastic surgery to a baby because you don't think their nose looks right.

Are there any similarities between foot-binding and plastic surgery? What?
I don't think there's too many similarities

3069. Would you be likely to continue reading a book that began: 'It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow day at the onset of Spring, and the newlyweds were driving cross-country in a large roast turkey.'?
Oh, I'd have to read on. I'll need to know how the newlyweds came to be driving in a roast turkey

3070. If I don't quit smoking then I will sing a song.

If I sing a song then I either play an instrument or run a mile.

I do not play an instrument or run a mile.

Therefore I quit smoking.

Is this a valid argument?
Well, it's good you quit smoking, at least.

3071. What came first, the acorn or the tree?
Well, the acorn can't exist without the tree, the tree cant exist without the acorn, but surely the acorn evolved from something else and therefore the acorn came first.

3072. What is surrealism?
Nothing terribly exciting.

If you were putting together a surrealist work of art, what would you do?
I'd be putting together a piece of art, is what I'd be doing

3073. What did you do on Halloween?
I laughed my ass off for a bit, hilarious night that was

3074. Some bees have made a comfortable nest for the winter inside your air conditionar. How would you remove the air conditioner from the window?
Thank god we haven't got an air conditioner

3075. Why is quiet contemplation important?
Because loud contemplation is just a racket to deal with

3076. Do you spend lots of time in quiet contemplation? How about any time?
sometimes, late at night, or when I'm driving

If not, what distracts you?
People, things

3077. What is the lowest you have ever felt?
I felt pretty low last Friday, after my back hurt so much, I cried the whole way home, like, the dramatic sense of crying. More on the bawling side, not the 'sad movie' side, where tears just roll out and that's about it.

3078. Who has changed your life dramatically for the better?
Dylan .>

3145. When people do good deeds are they really doing them because they are a good person or because they want to feel like a good person? Or both?
Bit of both, or sometimes one or the other. Depends on the person.

3146. Somewhere far back in the survey I asked if Bill Gates or Mother Thereasa was more successful. The most popular answer I have seen is ‘it depends on how you define success’. Well, this survey is about YOU isn’t it?
*Sigh* yes

So how do YOU define success?
I defined success elsewhere, but basically success was fulfilling your life as to how you wanted it to be fulfilled. Therefore your life is successful through what you had planned to achieve all along.

3147. Are people making up reality as they go along?
Some must be

3148. You may need a calculator for this one. Think of your weight. Divide it by 2.2
I don’t know my weight.

multiply the answer by .8

What do you get?

That is how many grams of protein you need to eat every day to stay healthy. Do you think you eat enough?
Lets say I do.

3149. What is your feeling about republicans?
Can’t say I’m the biggest fan of the republicans. They’re the ones that sent America and half the world to Iraq, and that really didn’t go well for them.

3150. What do you need to do?
I need to clean my room.

What do you need to stop doing?
This survey, for the moment at least *keeps going*

3151. If you were to start a club, what club would you start?
The Turtle Allegiance.

3152. Are your hands and feet always cold?
No

Maybe you have bad circulation.
I don’t think so

3153. Have you ever been prank called?
No

If yes, what was the situation?

3154. Have you ever prank called someone?
No

If yes, what was the prank?

3155. Have you ever gotteen into a conversation with someone when they or you have dialed a wrong number?
No, I haven’t. The last person that called accidentally was someone looking for video store.

3156. Have you ever just sat alone with no distractions for a whole hour and thought about things?
Yes, I’d say I have

If yes, does the universe open up when you do this?
Not so much

3157. Are you a genius?
Certainly

3158. If you were going to design the PERFECT significant other…what flaws would you give them?
but I already have one, I don’t need to do any designing.

3159. If you answered NO to 3157, why do you doubt yourself?
I didn’t. 🙂

3160. RARRRR!!! Scared ya, didn’t I?
Not at all

3161. Do feelings and ideas come from inside the mind or outside in the culture?
Both

3162. When you have a feeling or an idea:

do you trust it?
Occasionally

Even when people are telling you that you are wrong?
Yes, sometimes

Even when people are laughing at you for it?
Yes, still sometimes

3163. WHAT IS YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME? (YOUR MIDDLE NAME BECOMES YOUR FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME IS THE NAME OF THE STREET OF THE HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN):
Joan Breddins. Lol. I’d ay it works for a soap opera

3164. What is the differance between spirituality and religion?
Spirituality is connecting in some sort of way with your spirit, and religion is connecting with the spirit of some other being. I’d say. That’s a bit of a silly description, but lets roll with it.

3165. What is the speediest way you know of to get over a cold or flu?
Plenty of rest, keep hydrated, perhaps go to the doctor and get antibiotics.

3166. Who is your favorite comedian?
Shaun Micallef, Dylan Moran

3167. What do you think of Winona Ryder’s court case?
Quite nonsense

3168. What was your last nightmare about?
I haven’t had one for a while, I don’t tend to have them very often.

3169. Who are the people in your neighborhood?
They’re all quite lovely, we’ve had a couple of street parties in the past, for people to meet and get to know one another, but a couple of people moved so that wasn’t so fun after that

3170. During what decade was popular music the most emotional?
Probably the 80s and 90s, when the dramatic ballads came out

During what decade was popular music the best?
I don’t think any decade specifically has the ‘best’ music, as most of it can’t be compared to the other decades anyway.

3171. How did Frederick Douglas, escape slavery against all odds?
He escaped by train, dressed as a sailor, according to Wikipedia.

There were thousands and thousands of slaves around him, why did only he manage to learn to read and write?
Perhaps he was the only sensible one.

3172. Do you download porn? (be honest!)
No

3173. Why is ‘go suck an egg’ or ‘your grandma sucks eggs!’ an insult?
I’ve never heard that one before.

3174.

Life is: Brilliant

I am: human

I am not: a walrus

But I want to be: the queen of England

And I wish I could: do the macarena to the break of dawn

3175. What is the highest achivement anyone could ever achieve in this department?

spiritual: I am not sure of the highest achievement

physical: become the best in the world at a particular sport

emotional: Not entirely sure

with their humanity: To make a different to many lives around the world

3176. Can you give step by step instructions on how to think deeply?
First think of something, think more about this something, keep going.

3177. Did you ever see the Wizard of Oz with the sound all the way down while listening to pink Floyd’s The Wall?
some of it, but I should really do the whole thing

If yes, did you see what everyone says goes on when you do that?
Not quite

3178. Let’s say you were writing an application for potential new friends.

What three questions would you ask (and what would you want the answers to be)?

I don’t like this question. Friends become friends because they’re awesome together, not because of an interview. That reminds me of that Paris Hilton show about her getting a best friend.

3179. Which two words of the following words goes together the best and why:

mullet, brocollii, community, blue, phosphor, hammer, ocean, hand

Brocolli and blue. Becaus Blue Brocolli would be most epic.

3180. Are you dyslexic?
No

3182. Are you overwhelmed?
No

By what?

3183. ‘My natural elasticity was crushed.’

What does that mean?
The elasticity that causes you to come back to things you love and desire was crushed by something.

3184. What is humanity evolving towards, do you think?
Who knows

3185. Are you good at cracking codes?
Some of them

,t y dsud yp Ftoml upit ,o;l

I’ll give you a hint. Y really means T.
aww, no, I don’t want to to do this now. DYLAN. Here’s a job for you. 😛

3186. How many holes do you have in your body (ex. mouth)?
10? That’s including eyes.

3187. Now there are ads on taxi cab hubcaps. Is there ANY free space LEFT to put more ads onto taxis???
I haven’t seen these taxis

3188. What’s the worst place to have a scab?
If it’s hurty, on the bottom of your feet, or your bum

3189. Do you pick your scabs?
I tend to leave them, but I haven’t fallen over for a while and gotten one of those really bad ones on my knee or anything

3190. Who’s goin’ chicken huntin’?
Not I

3191. post ‘it’ note

what does ‘it’ stand for?
Anything you want it to

3192. What is a tragedy?
An untimely death

3193. Where is guam?
Probably near Indonesia

3194. Are you bubbly?
I’d say so

Do you drink bubbly?
No

3195. Do you have caller ID?
No

If you do then do you only answer the phone after looking at it?

3196. Bewitched or Jeannie?
Bewitched

3197. When will you be able to just do what you want to?
when I have my own place

3198. How do people live with the fact that their time is short and priceless yet they get paid too little to waste too much of it?
They enjoy themselves however they can. You don’t need lots of money to have an enjoyable life

3199. OOGA! Make your best cave-pperson sound!
BOOGA BOOGA OOF

3200. Who tells better gossip, your best friend or your answering machine?
The answering machine tells me nothing, so I’ll have to say my best friend.

3201. What if this is as good as it gets?
Then I’m satisfied with it

3202. Have you ever dated someone mostly or completely because of their looks?
No

3203. What does the word ‘of’ mean?
It’s a word used to symbolise belonging or placement, i.e. John of Robina, George of the Jungle. Excellent pop culture reference has been made.

3204. What should you never forget?
My ABCs

3205. How many of the 7 Dwarves can you name for us?
Happy, Dopey, Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, Sneezy and..and..and..and *google* Sleepy. Oh, I thought about Sleepy, but for a moment I thought Dopey and Sleepy were the same, even though Dopey’s that stupid one. >. a week in hawaii in a luxory beach resort

b> a week in africa helping the red cross distribute food and medicine

B

3212. Have you ever played with a dreidal?
No

3213. Did you know that Kraft is owned by a ciggerette company?
No

Does that bother you?
Just a little

3214. With all the information constantly rushing at you, how do you know what’s important?
I have a fairly clear head. Even with the information I am still able to not let it all get at me. I dunno, I can usually handle most information and still know what’s important

3215. How is your life unlike a movie?
Well, define ‘like a movie’. There’s a lot more movies becoming quite popular these days that aren’t typical to the usual hollywood standards. A lot of independent films are taking hold, and these films are often more likely to reflect every day life, will still taking the parts of life that amuse us and make us think ‘that’d be an awesome story to tell’. So therefore, my life could be like a movie.

3216. Where is the most beautiful place you have visited?
New Zealand and parts of Japan are very beautiful places, as are some of Australia’s beaches.

3217. What is never going in your mouth?
Turds

3218. Are there realaly 5,000 different facts about you?
Well, there could be if these questions were better

3219. Do you like banana bread?
Not so much

3220. Who are you the most gentle and tender around?
Young children, like Harry and the various small children at Kumon

3221. If electrodes were inserted into your brain and a button was put into your arm so that you could push the button and stimulate an immeadiate orgasm would you forget about life and sit at home pushing the button until you died?
No, that’d be boring, doing that alone forever.

3222. Is there a differance between being scared and afraid?
Yes, afraid is a deeper, stronger form of scared. We can deal with things we are scared of, but when we’re afraid it is harder to cope

3223. Are you scared and/or afarid of death?
Not at the moment

If yes, what is it about death?

The pain?

The seperation?

the unknown?

the fear of nothing?

3224. What is exsitentialism?
A word spelled wrong.

3225.

SUCCESS is counted sweetest

By those who ne’er succeed.

To comprehend a nectar

Requires sorest need.

Not one of all the purple host

Who took the flag to-day

Can tell the definition,

So clear, of victory,

As he, defeated, dying,

On whose forbidden ear

The distant strains of triumph

Break, agonized and clear.

by, Emily Dickinson

What is Emily Dickenson trying to say here?
She’s saying that those who never succeed, see success as the the sweetest thing, because they have been unable to attain it. Then someone dies there, in the end, so that’s a bit depressing Miss Emily Dickinson.

3226. A college girl (maybe you?) blows a tire and pulls off the road in an unfamilliar residential neighborhood. She is having trouble changing the tire when a man in his late thirties-ish comes over and asks if she needs some help. He changes her tire and offers to let her go into his house to wash her hands. She is dirty from trying to change the tire. Should she accept?
Depends on his tone, appearance, etc. Some people are easier to trust than others

She does accept and he gives her a tour of the house including the upstairs. The staircase in the livingroom leads directly into the master bedroom. The view out the window is beautiful. What are you thinking about this situation?
That would be a bit awkward, especially as all you wanted to do was wash your hands

3227. Are you too trusting of others?
I wouldn’t say I’m too trusting

3228. What’s the difference between a den and a living room?
Well, one’s more of a play type area, whereas one’s a little more form. The latter, being more formal

3229.Write a stream of consiousness sentance:
My dog just lay down on the ground and soon I will call him up onto the couch, where I shall give him a hug and tell him about the weather.
I don’t know where this is going so I’ll just end it here.

3230. Who is the hero of all kids?
Ronald McDonald! Haha, first thing that came to mind, actually

3231. Who do you tend to show more of your best side to, your family or strangers?
family

3232. How do you think the harry potter series will end?
Harry dies.

3233. Name three things that would make really bad ice cream flavors:
Apricot Sardine, Dog, Anchovies and Butter

3234. Would you try a jelly bean if it’s flavor was:

toasted marshmellow? Yes

fried chicken? Yes

black pepper? No

vomit? No

grass? No

dirt? No

boogers? No

ear wax? No

sardines? No

Did you know that you can get these flavors of jellybeans at harrypotter.com?
Yes, or you could for a while

3235. What’s at the center of the earth?
The core

3236. have you ever wondered where holidays come from?
No, I know where they come from

3237. Do you think there should be more movies shown in 3D?
No, 3D movies cost more to see

3238. Are you just another brick in the wall?
No

3239. Write a haiku (a poem with 3 lines, 1st line is 5 syllables, second line is 7 sylabels, 3rd line is five syllabals):
May cheese win the race, where cats dance with the grass hats, while moon stones ahoy

3240. Are you cautious and tame?
Quite

3241. Do you like to eat at Subway?
It’s alright. Haven’t had it much though.

3242. Is 42 the meaning of life?
Certainly, well, the meaning of life, the universe and everything

3243. Would you agree that a blade of grass is nothing less than the journey work of stars?
Perhaps, perhaps

3244. Do you want to die?
No

3245. If someone was studying ‘the humanities’ what the hell are they studying?
Probably what I’m studying, so really a load of nonsense about books and people.

3246. Is this question REALLY is this question 3246?
What.

3247. Do you want to dieT?
No

3248. What is colder, your feet, or the floor?
The floor

3249. What is older, your mouth, or the door?
The door

3250. Are you more beauty or more beast?
Beauty than beast, I’d say

3251. Are we there yet?
Not yet!

3252. Scantron or handwritten tests?
Scantron, if you mean those multiple choice tests that scan.

3253. What’s that sound?
It’s a Glee song.

3254. True/false: To the maggots on the cheese, the cheese is the universe.
False, because they may fall off the cheese, but they’re not falling off the universe, they’re discovering more of it.

3255. What’s the best treat to bring with you to elementary school for your birthday? Cupcakes?
Cake. Everyone loves some cake.

3256. What would you expect to learn from self interrogation?
Who knows. I feel like this is a self-interrogation and I’m more just learning my intense patience to be able to write all this.

3257. When you feel cold does eating warm food help you feel warm?
Yes

3258. Does being true to yourself mean saying ‘screw everybody else, my shit is more important’?
No

3259. Have you reckoned a thousand acres much?
I don’t reckon so, no

3260. Have you reckoned the earth much?
No

3261. Have you ever had a vision?
Not anything in the spiritual sense

3262. If you have a vision or belief and someone else has a conflicting vision or belief, how do you tell which one is valid?
You don’t, really

Are they both valid?
They could be

3263. Why is everything based around proof and facts instead of intuition?
Because people prefer to believe what exists in front of us, than in the minds of others

3264. What is the grass?
Green stuff that grows out of the ground

3265. Have you ever supposed it is lucky to be born?
Yes

Is it just as lucky to die?
Not if you die young without having a long and fulfilling life.

3266. What is it that you express in your eyes?
I express sight, through my eyes. Or something. Really I don’t know what I’m saying at this point.

3279. What are the 5 main things you think about?
Cheese, Brocolli, the day the earth stood still, A very important dance, Frankfurts

3280. Name someone you know.
Liz

What is the biggest thing you have in common with them?
Our nerdyness.

3281. Do you think that laws should be passed to regulate human breeding?
China passed that law on having one child, and that’s created a bit of a mess, cause they all want sons. So, that’s a bit of a mess, so no, I don’t think such laws should be passed.

3282. Do you think they already exist in a subtle way?
Yes, as I said.

3283. Why is it that so many people are demanding the death penalty as punishment for a wider and wider range of crimes?
I didn’t realise they were. I think you’re in the wrong country.

3284. Is it partially to weed the nonconformists out of the gene pool?
That’s probably what they’re after

3285. What does it mean to be free?
To not have to be chained down by something, but to be able to express yourself freely without judgement from society and such.

3286. What does it mean to be tamed or domesticated?
To follow the rules that society lays down and to be seen as a respectable human being.

3287. Is the human animal becoming more and more tame and domestic?
Yes

If yes, what is causing this?
A society that is is increasingly based upon wealth, and a world where money is of great importance to all

are we becoming more or less free?
For many of us, less, as we get tied up by our debts, jobs and socities.

3288. Are you embaressed about your naked body?
No

If yes, is that freedom?

3289. Are you the result of all of evolution up to this point?
Well, I guess so.

3290. The murderous person…how does he sleep?
He probably has insomnia that drove him to murder in the first place.

3291. Your mother…is she living?
Yes

Have you been much with her?
I live with her

and has she been much with you?
Well as we live in the same house, we have seen each other often.

3292. Are these questions disturbing you?
No

If yes, why?
Was I meant to be?

3293. What are you focused on?
Life

3294. Have you ever admired wickedness?
No

3295. Is the acomplishment of one person the accomplishment of all humanity?
Well, it’s an accomplishment of one member of humankind, that comes together with other achievements from other people, to beome an accomplishment of all humanity.

Why or why not?
Because we are all linked on this world, and so a great accomplishment for one, will be a great accomplishment for many.

3296. Is the imprisonment of one person the imprisonment of all humanity?
No, it’s not the same, as it’s one human that has let humanity down.

Why or why not?
Bah, I gave a decent explanation

3297. We’re just following ancient history. If I strip for you, will you strip for me?
No

3298. Have you ever wished you had not so many clothes?
I have a decent amount, thanks

3299. What is the balance between conformity and individual freedom?
Well one informs conforming to the fashion, likes and dislikes, and majority opinion of others, whereas one involves choosing your own fashion, likes and dislikes, opinion and such in an individual manner that is suited to you personally.

3300. What do these things have in common: nakedness, sex, killing, fighting, shitting, death?
They’re all part of humanity.

3301. When someone is ‘crazy’ why do we call them ‘nuts’ or ‘fruitcakes’?
Because fruit cakes are a little bit odd, and nuts are just plain nuts.

3302. What’s the dillio?
I thought it was ‘dealio’, because this makes much more sense.

3303. Where did the slang term ‘dillio’ come from?
Someone silly

3304. How many even whole numbers are there between -5 and 5?
Two. At least I do hope so because otherwise I will look like a fail.

3305. What words can you make useing only these letters: E N O?
One, neo, eon.

3306. What’s the differance between foods that are low fat and foods that are lite?
Depends on the company, and how much nonsense they are leading us to believe. 😛

3307. White or brown rise?
I thought for a moment this question was about rice, but instead it is about rise. I would rather the rise be white than brown.

(Proper Answer: Brown Rice)

3308. Can you be content if you are physically uncomfortable?
For a limited time

3309. What is the differance between discomfort and pain?
Discomfort doesn’t always include pain

3310. What is the most uncomfortable thing you can think of?
Pretty sure this chair is topping it, right now.

3311. What do these names make you think of:

britney spears? Miming

walt whitman? Paper Towns. 🙂

buddah? Nonsense

william shakespere? Plays and English

pablo picasso? Mess referred to as genius

adam ant? i don’t really know Adam Ant

franz kafka? Author, haven’t read his work. May consider doing it at some point

nietzche? Little Miss Sunshine

madonna? Old women in leotards

orson scott card? Sci-Fi

frieda kahlo? Not sure

god? Jesus

salvidor dali? Incorrect spelling

david bowie? Life on Mars

jesus? God

lars ulrich? Metal

jim henson? Muppets

3312. What are your favorite games to play?
If we’re talking board games; Trivial Pursuit, Scene It!, Monopoly, tonnes of them. I am such a nerd for board games. I will not turn down a game that involves a board and a dice. Well, I might, it’d be a rare occurrence though.

3313. Are you quick to judge something as stupid just because you don’t understand it?
No

3314. Are you obnoxious to others?
No

3315. Do you feel superior to anyone?
don’t we all.

3316. Shouldn’t people take a good look at themselves before they criticize others?
Some certainly should, yes

3317. Which is better and why:

writing or saying obnoxious things about someone who isn’t around to defent themselves or saying it straight to them?
The first one, because then they don’t have to deal with hearing about the things you say

Which do YOU do more often?
The first one

3318. Do you appologize too often?
No

3319. Does your mind play tricks on you?
Sometimes

3320. Have you read (any of):

the bible? Yes

the koran? No

the torah? No

the kama sutra? No

the satanic bible? No

Are these mystical texts or historical ones?
I think that in a way, they’re both mystical and historical. Elements of both.

3321. Do you own any possetions that you hide from parents, friends, visitors?
Not really

What?

3322. Why does the cheese stand alone?
Cheese is the almighty food, it stands alone above all others.

3323. Do you watch any soaps?
No, but we have a particularly good looking bar in the shower I sometimes have a little stare at.

3324. Have you learned something new today?
The lyrics to Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline, as performed by Noah on Glee.

The way he sings the line ‘Hands…touching hands…reaching out, touching me, touching you”. Wowzers. It’s fastly becoming one of my favourite song lines.

3325. Do you believe in an ‘oversoul’ of all humanity?
Sure, why not.

3326. Have you invented your own style, just for you?
Not so much

3327. have you invented your own religion, just for you?
No

3328. What files have you recently downloaded?
Matthew Morrison singing the Thong Song on Glee.

3329. Some people think little girls should be seen and not heard but I think:
This should apply to little boys as well. Sexism isn’t cool. 😛

3330. Do you dance around a lot?
On occasion. When alone. In underwear.

3331. Is the unexamined life worth living or not?
Yes

3332. What are you like when you’re at your most beautiful?
When, specifically, am I at my most beautiful? I don’t know, I tend not to change my personality all that much.

3333. What are you like when you are at your worst?
My worst is probably just be crying because my back hurts tonnes

3334. Why do you hide things about yourself?
You’re not giving me much opportunity to hide things

3335. Why is anything ‘too personal’ to talk to others about?
Things aren’t as personal these days as I would’ve considered them to be. I think we know what I mean.

3336. Why should we be embarressed, afraid, or appologetic for ANYTHING we think, say or do?
Because it’s natural to just feel that way

3337. Can true freedom exist in this world of doubt and guilt?
We can certainly try

3338. What do you have no control over?
Our own death. We can’t stop it from happening when it happens

3339. Do you own a vibrating pillow?
No

How about a vibrating back massager?
No, but wouldn’t that be delightful

3340. Can you dance away your emotional pain?
Of course

3341. When you dance is it a celebration of life?
oh, certainly

3342. When do you feel the most immortal?
I don’t feel immortal, because I know I’m not, but the fact I’m alive is wonderful

3343. Are you more of a painting, a poem or a song?
I like to think I’m a song.

3344. Is loneliness a crowded room full of open hearts turned to stone?
I don’t think that’s quite right.

3345. Is YOUR heart ever stone?
No

3346. Are we altogether all alone?
I’m not

3347. Does life end in a happily ever after way?
I think it can, we can live fulfilling lives and die peacefully. That’s the best way to go

3348. What’s the warmest part of your body?
Probably around my internal organs.

3349. Are you more verbal or visual?
Visual certainly helps

3350. What do you long for?
Sunday night.

3351. True or false: When someone hates you it is because:
they’re jealous of you?
I don’t think so, well, it can be, but often there’s other reasons associated

the things you say are frightening to them because what you say makes them think about things they would rather avoid thinking about?
True..and false?

they don’t understand you?
true

3352. True or false: When you hate someone it is because:

you’re jealous of them?
false

the things they say are frightening to you because what they say makes them think about things you would rather avoid thinking about?
false

you don’t understand them?
true, in some cases, I tend not to hate though

3353. Have you ever been fascinated by someone who hated you?
Not so much

3354. Since the human brain has defense mechanisms against feeling bad (meaning the brain lies to itself to avoid feeling bad about something it said or did) how can we ever know if we are truly being honest?
Well, it’s a lot worse if we let the brain’s defense mechanisms slide, because then we end up a lot worse than if the defense mechanisms are working

How do we know our brains are not tricking us into believeing we are good people when we aren’t all good?
I think we can just know whether we’re good or not

3355. How highly do you value innovation?
Innovation can be most excellent

3356. Is there a name where all the people you’ve ever met having that name had something in common with each other(ex. all the jens you’ve ever met had blue eyes)?
No

3357. Are you focused more outward or inward?
bit of both

3358. What is the most affectionate nickname you ever came up with for someone?
I don’t really have any

3359. Are the questions STILL still interesting this deep into the survey?
They’re dwindling a bit

3360. If someone else makes their desicions based on their intuition instead of on facts and proofs what do you think of that person?
Sometimes intuition is better than the facts and proof presented to them.

3361. Do you trust your own intuition?
Yes

3362. Finish the phrase…

danger is the: way to go

just keep: going

never trust: a silent zebra

the way I live my life: is wonderful

don’t change: a thing

maybe someday: I will visit the moon

3363. Would you rather live in Frodo’s world or Harry Potter’s?
Harry Potter’s

3364. Do you believe that the dead are with us?
Not really

If yes in what form?

3365. Do you believe that those who haven’t been born are with us?
No
If yes, in what form?

3366. Are you made of timid stuff?
Only a little

3367. Is there anyone in this world who is not CRAZY?
I doubt it

3368. What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short, or small

3369. Can you mashed potatoe?
yes

Can you do the twist?
Indeed

3370. What does your family do for thanksgiving..or if you don’t celebrate it what do you picture when you think of thanksgiving?
I think of Turkeys

3371. What is your earliest memory?
Me in a cage with my dad at a zoo, looking at a rather young black panther. I think I pet it as well. I had just turned two

3372. Have you ever taken an IQ test?
Just some online one.

What’d you get?
130-something

What do you think of those things?
I don’t think they’re all they’re cracked up to be

3373. How do you make ‘fishcakes’?
I don’t know

Put the potatoe in the fish…
The what now.

3374. Which is the better band..the offspring or the damned?
The Offspring

3375. Do you ever think about world destruction?
No

3376. Do you think humans are becoming more robotic?
Some of them are

3377. Do you think we’ll ever be replaced by robots?
I hope not

3378. What do you feel a part of?
The world

3379. Does it freak you out to know that yogurt is ALiVe??
Not so much

3380. What current band do you think is doing something particularly interesting or innovative?
Muse

3381. Golf course, do you remember?
I don’t recall the time on the golf course, as no such moment happened

3382. Which is more important, books and cleverness or friendship and bravery?
Does this relate to Harry Potter? Both are rather important, friendship slightly more so, but you could have a person that’s got all four.

3383. If i promise to miss you, will you go away?
No

3384. stool, ball, powder…Can you think of a 4th word that connects these three?
Gun?

3385. Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?
Little Red Riding Hood.

3386. Why are blondes considered ‘dumb’?
Because they often are

3387. What’s more important..intuitiveness/creativity or factual knowledge and practicallity?
Both are important in this society

3388. Who are the two worst terrorists you can think of?
Bin Laden, Hussain.

3389. What is jello made of?
Jelly Crystals? Lots of sugar.

3390. Pick a country:
France

What do you believe is wrong with that country?
Tendency to surrender

3391. Do you have strong opinions?
I’d say I do

3392. Do you do what it takes to stand up for those opinions?
I will voice these opinions if the need arises

3393. Have you ever been to a rally, protest or demonstration?
No
If yes was it effective and in what ways?

3394. When people say, ‘yeah it sucks but there’s nothing I can do’ do you believe them?
No

3395. Do you know what you can do to make this world a better place?
Spread my awesome

Do you care?
Yes

3396. Why is peace so important anyway?
Because it’s better than fighting all the time

Why is freedom important?
Because it gives everyone the opportunities they deserve

3397. As long as you have your house and your family and you can go to the movies and the mall who cares about peace and freedom. Right?
It’s not all about me

3398.Do you try to avoid anything involving work?
No, but I’d much rather not have to work for 8 hours tomorrow

3399. If you are not actively working to stop the horrors and injustices of the world (war, hunger, poverty) than aren’t you partially responsible for them?
No, I didn’t cause them. I didn’t say ‘lets go off to war and starve the world’. Everyone screwed up before I was even born.

3400. Are you in denial?
No

3401. How well can you read between the lines when others are talking?
I tend not to read between the lines

3402. Would you ever speak in front of your peers about peace and social injustice?
If I had to.

3403. Where does peace begin?
with acceptance

3404. Does America practice the ideals it preaches?
Not always

If yes when and where?

If not, why not?
They’re a very indecisive nation. They never seem to know what they want.

3405. In conversations do you assume that you know what will be said?
Sometimes, yes.

If yes, isn’t this a form of closing yourself off to new ideas?
No, it means that I know what people are going to say, sometimes.

3406. In what ways are you closed minded?
In not many ways, really. I am quite open to most people’s ideas, religions, sexualities, and such. Not a fan of beliefs being forced down my throat, but that’s a different story, really.

3407. do you prefer beans or rice?
Rice

3408. who’s a better tv dad?–dr. huxtable (bill cosby) or danny tanner?
Oh come on. I watched both of those shows. I’m going to say Danny Tanner, as Full House was pretty much my favourite show growing up.

3409. detroit or new york?
New York

3410. What’s your favourite Star Wars movie?
Episode 1 or 3. Both are pretty epic. Well, all of them are, but these two slightly better than the rest.

3411. What’s your favourite Star Trek movie?
The 13th one, which is the one done by J.J. Abrams this year, being 2009. I haven’t seen the others, but I have seen an assortment of episodes, and the casting in this was just brilliant.

3412. How about Batman?
The Dark Knight

Indiana Jones?
Raiders of the Lost Ark, aka Part 1. I haven’t seen part 3, but I’ve seen two and four, and they do not quite compare to the first one.

Lord of the rings?
The second one, because I love the battle scenes in this film.

harry potter?
I’m going to go with the sixth one, I think they’ve gradually got better as they’ve been made

star wars?
Haven’t we covered this, only several questions ago.

3413. If you could ask one question and one question only to the following people, what would that question be:

Saddam Hussain? Why did you do what you did?

George W Bush? Why did you do nothing useful?

John Lennon? Yoko Ono, really?

an alien? What is it like on your home planet?

God? Story of noah: fact or bullshit?

Someone you knew who has died? I don’t currently have anyone in my life that’s died with questions that have gone unanswered

Steven Speilberg? Why have I just looked at your imdb.com profile to find you’re making an Indiana Jones 5?

JD Salinger? Couldn’t Holden Caulfield been a little bit less of a pompous ass?

3414. Have you seen AI (artificial intelligence)?
yes

If yes, what were the beings at the end of the movie?
Aliens!

Do you see this as a possible future for humanity?
Not yet

What’d you think in general?
I thought it was an enjoyable film

3415. If a-l-k-a-s-e-l-t-z-e-r spells ‘relief’ how do you spell:

love? L is for the way you look at meeeee, o is for the only one I seeee, v is very very extraordinary, e is even more than anyone that you adore can…
😛

happiness? L-O-V-E

evil? T-A-X. lol

sexyness? D-Y-L-A-N. Oooh yes. I so went there. What else am I meant to put? It would hardly be fair to write my own name. I mean. what.

yummy? C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E

3416. Have you ever been to a Braodway show?
No

What one?

3417. Nighttime shows or matines (sp?)?
Doesn’t matter

3418. How are your family get-togethers, loud and rambunctious or quiet and formal?
loud, usually, but it’ll also depend on which members of the family are at the get-together.

3419. Would you be able to survive shippwrecked alone on a desert island?
If the desert island were able to provide some sort of sustenance, then I’m sure it’s possible

3420. Speaking of islands, does Gilligan EVER get off his?
I thought he did, in the end. I’m quite certain I saw the final episode in which he was rescued, with all the other people from the show. How else do the end the show? It was either that or have them die.

3421. What movie has the BEST soundtrack?
Juno would be right up there.

3422. Do you ever go into chat rooms?
No

If yes, what ones?

3423. Is english your first language?
Yes

If not…How you say hello in your language:

another word in your language + english translation:

boob in your language:

3424. Make up a religion (make it up):
Sporkism

what would it believe:
That sporks are the way, the truth, and the light, and no one shall go through heaven except through the way of the spork.

3425. Create your own country-

Name of country:
Nerdfighteria (ok, didn’t make it up, but still, it’s collectively made up by its members)

Ethnic background:
All

Language (make it up):
Nerdspeak

Other details:
What other details do you need?

3426. How would you celebrate these holidays?

Dogs in Politics day: I really wouldn’t

Magic circles day: By drawing circles, running in circles, dressing as a circle, dancing like a circle

Be bald and free day: I really don’t relate to this one

National mole day: By curing someone of their fear of the great mole rat!

Sylvia plath day: Well I certainly wouldn’t celebrate it by turning the gas on, and sticking my head in the oven, that’s for sure. Perhaps I would read one of her poems.

3441. When someone tells you that their signifigant other lives REally Far Away..do you ever suspect that they are single and making someone up?
Not if there’s more proof than just them telling me about them

3442. Alaska or Hawaaii?
Hawaii

3443. Why did Kentucky Fried Chicken change their name to KFC?
Easier to say

3448. What would you be the patron saint of?
The patron saint of socks

3449. Do you still look at the world with wonder like you did when you were a kid?
Sometimes

3450. For 5 seconds clear your mind. Good. Now write the first thing that you can think of!:
Bill Cosby. He’s on the screen. I googled him earlier, along with Danny Tanner. I had to check various things.

3451. When was the last time you ate too much?
Probably quite recently

When you first saw this friend what was your impression? idk, we didn’t become friends for a while. I thought she was a bit odd. She is very odd, but still.

Their age? 19

The top five things you think they think about?
Rob, costumes, Uni, books, games

3460. Do you say what you mean?
Usually

Do you mean what you say?
Generally, yes

3461. Could you eat meat if you had to hunt it yourself?
Cooked properly, sure, why not.

3462. Order from greatest to least importance: spirituality, creativity, intellect, great body, open-mindedness, magicalness, great dancer, interesting dresser, wit and cleverness, niceness, stability
I hate these order ones. Gah.

niceness, open-mindedness, wit and cleverness, intellect, creativity, magicalnes, stability, great body, great dancer, interesting dresser, spirituality. Probably not quite right, but I don’t like these questions

3463. Complete the sentence.

When a problem comes along You must: solve the issue!

3464. Pick the two most important attributes for food– fast, cheap, tastey, healthy
tasty, healthy.

3465. What do you think is the best metaphor for romantic relationships? (e.g. a car wreck, a cruise):
well, not a car wreck. A car wreck implies it’s always a disaster. I don’t think there’s a decent metaphor to describe all romantic relationships, they’re all different.

3466. Kittens or no kittens, that is the question.
Kittens, and then no cats.

3467. Is gaining 15 lbs in a night possible?
You’d surely hope not.

3468. Do you get emotional watching movies?
Yes. I may have just about cried during Kill Bill 2 at one point, but Dylan didn’t notice.

3469. What makes you feel nostalgic?
Television shows I watched as a child, games and toys i played with, music I listened to

3470. Do you feel like you’ve been misplaced?
No

3471. Have you ever fought someone, just for fun?
As in a proper argument, then no. Play fighting, then yes.

3472. What gives you an adrenaline rush?
Fun times

3473. What would you do if you loved someone more than anything else, and you could never have them?
I don’t have that problem right now

3474. Rank these events in order of best/most exciting to boring:

drinking and dancing to your favorite music at a club: 8

taking a walk in the woods and a bath in a stream: 5

having great sex: 1

winning the lottery (one mil): 3

getting followed home by a stray animal: 7

meeting someone interesting to talk to: 6

seeing your favorite band in concert: 2

seeeing a broadway show: 4

halloween: 9

3475. Can you keep a secret?
Yes

3476. Where is the tenderness?
Ask Otis Redding

3477. What’s one song you REALLY like from the:

30’s? Try a Little Tenderness – Bing Crosby

40’s? Almost like being in love – Frank Sinatra

50’s? Hound Dog – Elvis Presley

60’s? Revolution – The Beatles

70’s? Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen

80’s? Take On Me – A-Ha

90’s? My Name is Jonas – Weezer

00’s? Nine in the Afternoon – Panic! At the Disco

3478. Would you rather have a video phone, an electric scooter, or a digital camera?
a digital camera.

3479. If a ban on all violent video games was put into effect, would you be outraged by this decision?
Well, we don’t currently have an R18 rating on video games here, so I think we already somewhat have such a thing in place.

3480. In your opinion, is violence in society inescapable?
At the moment, yes

Why or why not?
Because violence seems to be escalating in younger generations. Gosh, they are a hateful bunch.

3481. Have you ever mimicked a violent “action” from a video game you’ve played towards another person, whether it was to harm or just for play?
No

3482. Do you believe the violent content in video games influences aggressive and/or violent behavior in younger children?
Depends on the personality of the child, or whether or not they are able to think logically for themselves, or if they have some underlying anger issues that could be brought out by such a game. Generally, this would be no, but in some cases it’d surely affect younger children.

3483. What makes life a bitter sweet symphony?
Well, we shouldn’t ask the Verve, for they didn’t make any much money out of that song, despite it being their most popular.

3484. Name four things that aare AWESOME:
Me, Dylan, Liz, Capitalism. Kidding about one of them.

3485. What’s the most creative/funny answer you can come up with for this question: What are you doing?
If I told you, I’d have to kill you, and that wouldn’t be very much fun.

3486. Can you imagine this world going on without you?
The world doesn’t revolve around me, so yes

3487. Are you the only person who really exists?
No

3488. Is everyone else a figment of your imagination?
No

3489. Or are YOU a figment of my imagination?
Probably

3490. Can you prove you exist?
I have a beating heart. Is that enough?

How?
As above.

3491. What do you HAve to get off your chest?
These swimmers.

3492. If you cheated on someone would you confess to them?
Yes, I would have to. Not that I would cheat, because that’s very naughty

3493. Is it true that at least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you?
Maybe, maybe

3500. Guess what?
What! Is it that I’m at question 3500. 1500 to go! Woop woop. Get excited.

3501. Is ‘no glove, no love’ your STRICT policy?
Not at the moment, it isn’t. ;P

3502. What is the best Epic movie (examples of epics: ben-her, gone with the wind, last temptation of christ)?
Gone With the Wind, for sure.

3503. Finish the sentance.

Hey, Hey we’re the: Monkees!

People say we: like to eat cheese, which is true.

But we’re too busy: with the dark ages

The time to hesitate is: the time to die

You’re too: vain. You probably think this line is about you

It’s a nice day to: not have a white wedding. It didn’t quite work here, the way I wanted it to

3504. Have you ever had ‘missing time’?
I haven’t missed some time

3505. Have you ever sent an electronic greeting?
Yes

3506. If you could send anonymous tips to people you knew who would never ever find out who sent them who would you send the following tips to?

doesn’t know when to leave: none

poor crotch hygenie: none

talks to much: Perhaps liz, on occasion

band/art/dream is going nowehere: none

most likely to get arrestted: none

needs to get their life together: none

bad taste in clothes: none

bad taste in music: None that are in a close range

needs a hobby: Probably me

3507. Are you more likely to download porn or disney movies?
Disney movies

3508. What is it with people?
I don’t fucking know

3509. Do you eat too much sugar?
Yes

3510 Imagine you have aband. Let’s name your band.

Adjective: Zooming

Animal(plural): Cheetahs

Your band name is (adjective) (animals) Under Glass!

Could be better? Yes

Let’s try again.

Adjective: Growing

Noun (plural): Beers

Your band is (adjective) (nouns) With Puppets

3511. Are you desperate but not serious?
no

3512. Was there a time when you were younger and it took less to get you excited?
I still get quite excited about small things

What did it take then?
Not much

What does it take now?
Still not much

3513. Remember learning to write in elementary school?
Yes

We spend 2 years learning to print..then they throw that out the window and teach kids cursive. Why?
Because you need to be able to write clearly and shape the letters properly before you use cursive

If cursive is so important and easy to read then why aren’t books printed in cursive?
Because that would be a load of ass

Why aren’t cursive computer fonts more popular?
They’re turds

Why do buisness forms always say ‘please print’?
because it needs to be legible

Schools are so preoccupied with teaching kids the complicated but traditional skill of cursive writing that more emphasis is put on that than on teaching kids how to clearly express their ideas through writing. I move that cursive writing become a jr. high school elective instead of a grammer school priority. Who’s with me?
Sure, I agree

3514. Can you think of anything else (besides cursive writing) that is unhelpful, or unuseful, yet traditional and unquestioned? What?
Attitudes, Values and Beliefs. That was a load of ass.

3515. Name one female celebrity who you would guess wears size ___ clothing:

0?

5?

12?

16?

20?

I don’t know. American sizes are different. I can’t tell sizes as it is

3516. Have you ever been to a place where the restrooms were named in a clever way rather than just saying men’s and woman’s? I’ve seen Hens and Roosters, Bart and Lisa, Dudes and Babes…what have you seen?
Cowboys and cowgirls, quite a few different ones actually. That one comes to mind because it’s the door to the bathrooms in the Wild West section of Movie World

3517. What is the ‘message’ or ‘point behind’:

Fight Club? To go beyond an everyday existence and do something with your life

Donnie Darko? To know when sacrifice needs to occur and perform it

AI? An expression of love in forms it hasn’t been seen in before

Minority Report? A look at how humanity would be if we could stop murder before it happened

Solaris? Haven’t seen it

A Walk to Remember? Read the book, it’s about fulfilling the dreams of those you love in their dying wishes

About Schmidt? Yes. Quite liked it. Bit of an odd film, wouldn’t watch it again

Evelyn? No

The Guys? No

Intacto? No

The Jimmy Show? No

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers? Yes. Love it

Gangs of New York? Yes, Great film

Two Weeks Notice? No

The Wild Thornberrys Movie? Yes. Quite amusing

Smokers Only? No

Treasure Planet? No

The Santa Clause 2? Yes, it’s alright

3519. START this sentance: ….and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.”
I see trees of green, red roses too, I see them bloom, for me and you, and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
I hope that’s right.

3520. What is:

insanity? Everything

normal? Nothing

farenheit? How american’s measure their temperature

3521. Tell us about yourself in the third person for a bit:
Sitting on the couch, legs crossed, slight breeze blowing her hair, Katrina comtemplates why exactly she’s doing this toss of a survey. Any other time, she’d be willing to answer as many questions as she pleased, but this far in, with a headache to boot, her enthusiasm wavers. She’s hungry, and would much prefer a hug. She’s probably not alone, this point in the survey is make or break. But, she knows she must persevere, that it must be done, for the 1001 days depends on it.

And that, folks, is almost worthy of being in a novel.

3522. If someone breaks a law, should they be punished if they did not know it was a law?
If it’s one of those stupid laws that not many people are aware of, then their punishment should at least not result in a criminal record or a bad mark against their name

3523. If it’s so much easier to learn languages when we are very young (and it is, something to do with the developing brain) why do they wait until jr high and high school to teach them?
Well, it’s easier to get the hang of one when you grow up. It can get confusing.

3524. Name a band you sort of like:
The Academy Is…

You are wearing that band’s t-shirt in a store. SUDDENLY some guy you don’t know comes up to you and goes, “Hey! You like (insert name of the band here)??!!”

This is obviously a really stupid question because if you didn’t like them you wouldn’t be wearing the t-shirt. Your witty reply is:

This is a band shirt?

3525. If you were organizing cd’s in a music store what section would you put each of the following in (don’t forget the ‘bargain bin’ section!):

Blink182: Punk/Emo/whatever else is there section at JB

Depech Mode: Alternative

Weezer: Alternative

Led Zeppelin: Popular

The Doors: Popular

Avril Lavigne: Popular

Nelly: Hip Hop

Manfred Mann: …

Iggy Pop: Popular

Pink Floyd: Popular

Guns N Roses: Popular

Shakira: Popular

Britny Spears: The bin

Tool: Alternative

Ozzy Osbourne: Alternative

Madonna: popular

The Rolling Stones: Popular

The Beatles: Popular

Motley Crue: Popular

Bon Jovi: Popular

3526. Does coffee stimulate your mind or body more?
I don’t drink it

3527. Can you do ‘six degrees of seperation’ to anyone famous?
Starting with someone famous, or myself?

idk. Too much thinking involved in that one. Lets just throw in a KEVIN BACON, and leave it at that.

3528. What’s the oddest thing in your home?
Me

3529. Do you find it odd when people who are not handicapped use the handicapped stall:

in the bathroom?
If there’s other stalls free, then yes.

in the parking lot?
Yes

3530. Do you sometimes find yourself talking to yourself?
Of course

Do you answer yourself back?
Well it’s just a long stream

3531. In your head do you call yourself ‘I’ or ‘you’ or both?
Both

3532. What is the best excuse for why you haven’t done your homework?
Did it, but left it at home, of course.

3533. Someone tells you ‘well there are black people, and then there are n*ggers’. What do you think?
I think that’s rather racist

3534. Does culture shape behavior or does behavior shape culture?
both

3535. What determines whether a person will be:

intelligent? genetics

pretty? genetics

happy? life

sucessful? motivation

3536. What is social loafing?
I don’t know

What is groupthink?
Something from 1984?

3537. I have an idea. let’s change the english language by making the words fewer, shorter and more concise. What do ya think?
I’d say that yeah, we’re talking about 1984. No, that wouldn’t be fun. You’d take away my random use of Antidisestablishmentarianism.

3538. What are the physical symptoms of:

joy? laughter, smiles, dancing

fear? cowering, tears

shame? hung head, not looking anyone in the eyes

3539. Here’s the scenerio…your little eight year old brother is hangin out in the house when you come in..and catch him watching the playboy channel!

What do you do/say?
You don’t want to watch that, the girls have diseases

He says, “Why can’t I watch this?” What is your response?
It’s just not classy

Why do you respond that way?
It’s the playboy channel. Disgusting stuff

3540. Who REALLY has a higher sex drive, girls or guys?
Guys are more obvious in their desire for sex. You can often tell when they want it, or when enough desire has formed to want it. Despite this, the typical woman will want sex just as much as guys do. I would say that women and men desire sex just as much as one another. This desire in women will only take place though, if they have the opportunity to have sex they thoroughly enjoy. If they have rubbish sex then the drive will not be has high as men.

How can you tell?
Experience. 😛

3541. are you usually carefree?
Yes

3542. Do you generally prefer reading to meeting people?
Depends on the people. If it’s meeting up with people I’m friends with, then no

3543. Do you often long for excitement?
I get plenty of excitement

3544. Are you mostly quiet when you are with others?
Depends on the others.

3545. Do you often do things spur of the moment?
Sometimes

3546. Are you slow and unhurried in the way you move?
Not really

3547. Would you do almost anything for a dare?
No

3548. Do you hate being in a crowd who plays jokes on one another?
Sometimes

3549. Do you enjoy wild parties?
No

3550. Have you ever paid for something priced more than $5.00 in only change?
Yes

3551. Is rascism still a big part of our culture?
Certainly

3552. A drawing was shown to a person. The drawing showed a black man in a buisness suit standing next to a white man holding a razor. The person who saw this drawing was white and was asked to describe it to a second white person who had not seen it, who described it to a third, and so on. By the end of six rounds the final report often placed the razor in the hand of the black man and it is claimed he is waving it threateningly. What do you think of thiss?
I’d say that’s rather racist, and obviously someone did a fail.

3553. How many famous people can you name who committed sucicide?>
Kurt Cobain, David Foster Wallace, John Kennedy Toole, and then it’s a bit iffy after this as to whether or not it was an overdose, so I won’t list any more

3554. Do you have OCD?
No

3555. Are you more anxious or relaxed?
Relaxed

Insecure or secure?
Secure

Socialble or with drawn?
Sociable

Original or conventional?
original

3556. Are you more emotional or calm?
calm

self pitying or content?
content

Fun loving or sober?
fun loving, whilst sober

Imaginative or down to earth?
imaginative

3557. Are you more Friendly or aloof?
friendly

adventurous or cautious?
adventurous

Broad or narrow when it comes to interests?
broad

recptive or closed to new ideas?
receptive

3558. Are you more good natured or irratble?
good natured

soft hearted or ruthless?
soft hearted

well organized or disorganized?
both

Dependable or undependable?
dependable

3559. Are you more courteous or rude/
courteous

sympathetic or tough minded/
sympathetic

hardworking or lazy?
hardworking when it comes to being at work, and such

ambitious or easy going?
ambitious, look at this survey I’m doing

Anxiety Inscurity Emotionalism and Self Pity are traits of a neurotic personality.

Sociable, fun loving, friendly and adventurous are traits of an extraverted personality.

orignality, imaginative, broad interests, and receptive are traits of an Open personality.

Good natured, soft hearted, courteous, and sympathetic are traits of an agreeable personality.

Well organized, dependable, hardworking and ambitious are traits of a conscientious personality.

3560. Do men and woman have little or a lot in common?
I’d say we can have quite a lot in common. Some men and some women couldn’t be further apart, but if you find the right one then you’ll have a lot in common.

3561. Do you feel like any of the teachers you’ve ever had have REALLY cared about educating you to think for yourself?
Yeah, I’d say a few did. Not english teachers, though.

Do you tend to try harder if they DO care?
Surely

3562. Have you ever been stereotyped?
Yes

As what?
Nerd!

3563. Have you ever been discriminated against?
Not too much

For what?
Probably for being from NZ. lol

3564. How often is your school and/or job closed due to weather?
Never

3565. Who do you know that you believe does not masturbate?
I don’t want to know what various people I know do or do not do behind closed doors.

3566. Does a cloned human being have a soul?
I’m sure if they can think for themselves, they do.

Why or why not?
I just said why

3567. Finish the sentance: As the world turns..I only have one concern…that:
you will continue to write questions with the word sentence spelt wrong. 😛

3568. What group in history has been the most oppressed?
Not sure about history, but presenting the North Koreans would be up there. Actually, they’ve been like that for a while now

3569. Have you read any biographies?
Not really to any great length. This is why I like biopics, because they take the content of a biography, the interesting bits, and put it on a screen, using someone like Sean Penn or Hilary Swank to highlight their lives.

Whose?

3570. What are you obsessed with?
Movies, music, the usual things.

3571. Break out your decoder ring..(no hints this time)! t3ii9 8 i9f3 697 29h5 697 53ii j3 6974 hqj3?
I don’t want to. I have a headache. I didn’t even want to do it last time.

3572. Do you crack your:

knuckes? Yes

neck? Sometimes

back? Indeed

other? No

3573. Of the following powers which 2 would you pick for yourself? The ability to fly, breathe under water, turn invincible, change into animals, freeze and restart time, never gain weight unless you want to, heal people with your touch, have orgasms that last for an hour
flight and heal people. I didn’t pick the last one because I’d prefer them natural, and not induced by an ability I possess.

3574. Do you chew your penciles and pens?
Not really

3575. Can you tell the exact point where your back ends and your butt begins?
Yes

3576. When you are bored do you picture everyone eround you naked?
no

3577. What are some great holiday gift ideas for

guys: There’s no specific gift for guys, depends on what they like

girls: As above

3578. Who looks better naked, men or woman?
Well, as I’m attracted to men, it makes sense to say men, but of both genders, there are some people that shouldn’t be allowed to be naked.

3579. Do you sit in chairs or fall into them?
Depends on levels of exhaustion

3583. What are five movies that you think someone would have to be living under a rock in iceland to not have seen?

Lord of the Rings, The Godfather (guilty), The Shawshank Redepmtion (Guilty), The Lion King, Shrek

3584. Of these words, which ones are funny:

beets? no

cumquat? a little

pit? no

Piss-capades? a little

fuzzy? oh yes.

What are some other funny words?
shenanigans, sasquatch (sp?), Bob

3585. Do you give good massages?
I believe I gave a good one

3586. What songs have been ‘stuck’ in your head?
Half of them.

3587. What don’t most people know about your job?
If they know me at all, then not much

3588. Is there anything you won’t say unless someone else says it first?
Not really

3589. Do you need a little chrsitmas?
Of course

3590. Fake or real tree?
Fake isn’t messy, but real is quite fun

3591. Is your refridgerator running?
No

You know what to do.
but if it was, I’d have to go catch it, right?

3592. How can you explain when there are few words you can choose?
erlkeajflkdjfalksdfj. I hate these questions. They can go die in a hole.

3593. Who can it be now?
DO DO DO DO. I don’t know any more of that song.

3594. Where HAS Joe Dimaggio gone?
I don’t know

And why does our nation turn it’s eyes to him?
I don’t think my nation does

3595. How often do you get headaches?
I have one at the moment, but I don’t get them too often

3596. Have you ever worn fake eyelashes?
No

3597. What could you spend 24 hours in a row doing?
Not much, really. 24 hours is a long time to do the same thing, without changing it. I’d have to eat, perhaps sleep, etc.

3598. Is it Friday yet?
Not yet. Fortunately. Because I really do like Wednesdays.

3599. Do you remember There was a time (ahaha) when people on the street were walking hand in hand in hand?
surely some people must still do that

3600. Do you talk to inanimate objects?
Sometimes

Do you try to get them to answer you?
No

Have they ever answered you?
They tend not to

3601. What brands do you like?
Sony, Panasonic, LG, you know, those brands that are known to be reliable electronics. I think brands are most important when it comes to electronics. They’re easier to trust.

3602. What do you think of the ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy of gays in the millitary?
I think the policy is fair enough, sexuality shouldn’t have to come into the military, for someone to do their duty. If they are asked, then they can tell, otherwise it’s not necessary.

3603. Why do you think that so many people have such a problem with gays?
I honestly don’t know. I never had any sort of problem at all. One of the best ever British comedies is Beautiful People, which is about a gay man reflecting on his childhood. It’s mostly a true story, with flamboyant dance numbers added in. I don’t know why I just mentioned that. Probably because it’s fabulous. Alas, I don’t know what the problem is.

3604. It seems like it is more accepted for a woman to be bi or gay than for a man. Why do you think that is?
Because guys will gladly watch chicks making out with one another. They don’t want to see guys making out with one another though, and therefore their interest wanes, and they become more biased against gay men than gay women.

3605. When a kid kisses another kid on the playground is it sexual harassment?
No, unless it is forced, then it is some form of harassment. Usually kids just do that as a quick awkward peck type thing.

3606. If you had to name your self after an object in the room with you what would you pick?
Light. Like the character in Death Note. At least before it has been an actual name.

3607. Pick the two most important things out of these: writing deep thoughts, expressing your self clearly, being honest, finding new novel ways to waste time, being organized, practicing what you want to do, trying to be famous

expressing yourself clearly, being honest

3608. You were only waiting for this moment to —–
Well, no, I wasn’t waiting for this particular moment

3609. Knowing historically that native American indians were and are the first americans, how do you feel about america and current americans?
It’s the same dilemma as the Australian Aborigine’s and New Zealand’s Maori’s. White people still believe it’s more their land than the people it belonged to originally, they tend not to have as good a lives as white people. It’s virtually like I went to the neighbours, claimed their house as mine, and made them live in their back yard. It’s quite sad, in a way, that no one thought to treat them better until it was too late.

3610. Just what exactly determines whether or not one is ‘mental’?
Capacity to function regularly in society, ability to deal with people and situations, and how you handle them. Logic, common sense and an assortment of things come into it.

3611. is it true that people with depression CAN’T function in society?
They can try, but I don’t think they can function to the full extent of those who aren’t depressed.

3612. fill in the word: half of what i say is ———–

nonsense

3613. Some people believe the Holocaust was a hoax?. What do you think of this?
I don’t think so. It’s fairly obvious that a lot of death occurred.

3614. Does EVERYONE in the world care about how they look except YOU?
No

3615. Do you love italian names like Lorenzo, Gaetano, and Grazziano?
Not really. I mean, sure if you’re Italian, but I’m not Italian

3616. Everyone does horrible things.

Do you think that people are more acceptiong of the bad things they do themselves or the bad things others do?
The bad things others do

Which are you more accepting of?
The bad things others do. We don’t feel the regret that others may feel, when we feel regret for something we do, its harder to accept our actions

3617. Is it true that NO ONE wants to date grumpy people?
Grumpy people aren’t fun. Optimistic people are so much better to date, because they’re optimisic about their relationships, they believe it will work, and last, they don’t put themselves down, or say they’re not good enough for someone. Grumpy/depressed people can bring the relationship down.

3618. Bush and his henchmen have now come up with a list of people for the CIA to assassinate. What do you think of this?
Bush is no longer in power, so I’m not worried.

3619. Why is it that in many states sodomy and oral sex are still illegal, even if they are consensual?
I was not aware of this. Probably because they are the christian states in the middle there, where a woman having an orgasm is considered dirty. I’m sure though, that no one’s going to report the other for getting involved in consensual oral sex or sodomy, anyway.

3621. Order these issues from most important and needing to be dealt with to least important and we can put it off:

cloning, 7

racism, 5

aids cure, 4

the middle east, 1

putting power back in the hands of the people, 6

the environment, 3

better education 2

3622. Do you feel like you are missing out because you can only know a certain number of people in this world and you can’t know everyone?
Not entirely. I don’t think I’d want to know everyone

3623. What do you imagine being a soldier in a war is actually like?
Cruel, tough, demanding, insightful, yet life changing.

3624. Do you agree that woman should be allowed to enlist in the army?
I don’t see why not, there are some tough women out there. If they want to, then yes.

3625. What is the purpose of government?
To create laws and organise the nation in a way that will benefit all citizens

3626. Why don’t people believe in free love anymore?
What is the definition of free love?

3627. Do you make desicions with your head or your heart?
Head, that’s the part that thinks

3628. What is the differance between sympathy and empathy?
Empathy is understanding and entering into another person’s feelings, while sympathy is understanding and entering their situation.

3629. Can you think of any person or group you cannot empathsize with?
Terrorists, rapists, you know, the evil scum of the earth.

3630. Like creme savers?
Err

3631. Your best friend asks you to marry them Out of the blue. You say:
Not actually legal, would say no, couldn’t be done. Unless talking about best friend of the opposite sex, then it’d be yes, with an engagement that lasts a year or two, because I don’t think that within the next year or so is any decent time for myself to get married.

3632. What makes you feel seriously depressed?
Nothing much

3633. Have you personally worked for peace?
Not on a global scale or anything like that

3634. Do you suppress parts of yourself because you are afraid of judgement?
Not so much anymore, sure, some parts still, I think we all do.

3635. Do you take in the ideas and opinions of others too often?
No, I like my own opinions and ideas on things. I’m not going to say I like something because everyone else does. If I didn’t like it, I’m willing to say I didn’t like it

3636. 36 – 24 – 36?

-24.

3637. What just isn’t right?
The state of the economy.

3638. What makes your blood boil??
Comments made in completely bad taste can

3639. Have you ever gone to the bathroom in a place that wasn’t a bathroom?
A backyard, behind a bush while camping, sure. I think we all have had to at some point

3640. Want some water melon?
No

3641. What’s your favorite gum?
I don’t really have one. Don’t have gum that often

3642. What do you imagine going to Harvard is like?
You probably have to dress up in fancy clothes to go there, or people will shun you. It seems a very official place to study

3643. What would you get rid of forever if you had to choose snow or rain?
Snow.

3644. Is there a santa clause?
Of course

3645. Do you understand yourself?
Yes

Do you understand everyone else?
Not everyone

3646. Do you think there is a connection between understanding yourself and understanding others?
somewhat, yes

3647. What’s good?
Life

3648. Have you ever played dodge ball?
yes

3649. Is there anything you feel men can do better than woman?
Naturally they are stronger physically BUT they cannot handle pain like women can. They tend to lift things better. This is very useful. Lol. They can do many things of a physical aspect better than women. Well, if they’re strong. Some women are stronger, but I’m generalising here. Just remember women give birth. This is important. 😛

3650. Is there anything you feel woman can do better than men?
As I said, they endure pain better than men.

3651. What do you think of jazz?
It can be quite lovely

3652. Why do you suppose Christmas has more hype than Chanucka?
More people celebrate christmas, it is much more commercialised thanks to things like santa

3653. What is like a rock?
Other rocks

3654. Who do you 100% trust?
Dylan

3655. Are you dreaming of a white christmas?
Not this year. It’s going to be hot. I’m probably going to melt down to nothing

3656. Have you done anything nice for your neighbors this year?
I don’t think I have. I mean, I haven’t really seen them.

3657. What is the most courageous thing you have ever done?
I don’t know. There’s an assortment of minor courageous things, but nothing ‘wowzers’, so to speak

3658. What things (not people) would you miss most if you were locked in the big brother house for weeks on end?
Music, books, a little bit of solitude, the internet. I don’t think I could handle it. They put the most toolish people in those houses.

3660. Use five words to describe your family.
Get along rather well often

3661. Use five words to describe your childhood.
Quite fantabulous I do say

3662. Who has seen the wind?
Is this a pocahontas reference?

3663. what’s the point of MLA format? Why can’t students just freely write their gathered info and opinions the way they feel is best for them?
I don’t know what the MLA format is

3664. What’s your favorite fairy tale?
Oooh. Beauty and the Beast, because it’s about this nerdy girl that is able to see the beast beyond the way others see him, because she isn’t vain and stuck up like the rest of the town.

3665. How will explain god to your children (or a child)?
I’m not sure yet, it depends on how they ask about God. I will tell them not my opinion, but a generalised opinion. I want them to grow up being able to make their own decisions on the matter.

3666. Is this question satanic?
No

3667. Name a person that you love.
Dylan

Describe how they look:
Tall. Very tall. Green eyes, hair that more grows out than down. 😛 Yes, umm. I don’t like describing how people look. This is always where I have trouble when it comes to novels. I need a describing people 101 lesson.

Describe how they sound:
His voice is deep, as it would be if you were a man. I guess. *fails*

Describe how they smell:
Nice, very nice, I don’t know how to describe, but very nice. 😛

Describe how they feel:
Smooth skin, usually, like his back and such. Why am I even saying ‘his’? I should be saying ‘your’. You’re the only person reading this by now. No one else is going to read this. Hello there, how’s it going? Good, yes, indeed. Your skin is very lovely.

Describe how they taste:
Delicious, thank you.

3668. What will last longer, the moon or the human race?
I’ll hand it to the moon, as long as NASA don’t go blowing it all up in a fit of rage

3669. Whose lives do you value more; those of your country or all of humanity?
I believe this has been covered in the past, on a level of proximity, where the closer the person lives to us, the more important their lives are to us, because we could have, or did, know/n them.

3670. If the jehovas witnesses dropped by your house what would you do?
Hide.

3671. Someone you work with or go to school with is giving you a surprise gift. Would you like it better if it were a talking teddybear or a mini tarot deck?
I’d much prefer a talking teddy bear

3672. Where does the sky begin? Just above the ground?
Well it’s more just a basic word for the atmosphere above and around us. We do not say it starts just above the ground, it is more the blue (or the black of night), that we refer to as the sky, because it is something we see as detached to the earth. The air we breathe is not classified as sky.

3673. What’s the most romantic thing to do?
From questions about sky, to romantic things. Honestly, I don’t know what the most romantic thing to do is. There’s about a bazillion romantic things one could do. Hold on, let us find out what it is, according to google. Right, well google is trying to tell me what the most romantic thing Robert Pattinson has done is. It’s on the first page of google. Apparently he left a flower in some girls locker when he was 14, and someone else took credit for it. What a toss.
Anywho, romantic things come in various different assortments and such, and so there are many things, that are awesome. Like kisses on the forehead, and taking someone out to dinner, and holding one another after making love. Alas, you see, it is all lovely.

3674. What’s your most twisted, perverted or odd fantasy?
I don’t really have any of that nature

actor/actress? Michael Cera. I want to know if he’s like that in real life

political leader? Rudd, for sure. Talk some sense into the man

historical figure? Lincoln

dead person? Jane Austen

person from your past? Brian

person in the world? Dylan

writer? John Green

artist? Dead or alive? Da Vinci if I can pick any

fictional character? George Weasley

Disney character? The genie from Aladdin

What’s a samuri?
I don’t know what a samuri is. do you mean samurai? Then it’s a japanese warrior.

3677. Dedicate a song to someone right now.
I dedicate I’m a Little Tea Pot to Liz.

3678. It’s christmas eve at ten o’clock at night and YOU HAVE NO SHOPPING DONE! The only thing that’s open is the grocery store and the drug store. Do you do all your christmas shopping in the grocery and drug store?
Looks like I’ll have to. How the hell have I made it to 10pm on Christmas eve without doing anything? I am much more prepared than that. It’s like a nightmare, having that happen

3679. If superman is so powerful how does he get with Louis Lane? Wouldn’t he kill her?
He can surely control his actions

3680. What do you think of

Jane Fonda? Alright

Alan Alda? Not sure

3681. Remember Mary Popins?
Yes

Feed the birds tuppence a bag.

What is ‘tuppence’?
Tuppence is a coin, I’m not entirely sure what percentage of a pound it is. Let us google! It is a former coin, and it was worth two pennies.

3682. What was the saddest most tear jerking heart wrenching moment of the movie Titanic?
Probably when Jack dies, because the bitch wouldn’t let him on the door or whatever they were floating on

3683. Would you like a nice hot bath?
It’s too hot for a hot bath right now

3684. Why is jesus always pictured as white when he came from the middle east and was probably middle eastern?
Welcome to the western world, my friends.

3685. Which is worse: Sand in your underwear or Sand in your mouth?
in your mouth, I say.

3686. Has President Bush made his case for war with Iraq?
I think we call that a fail and move on

3687. Should Senator Lott resign (or have resigned) his leadership post?
I don’t know who he is

3688. If you could pick time’s person of the year who would you pick?
It wouldn’t surprise me if it were Barack Obama. Actually, last year was Barack Obama. Richard Nixon is the only person to have won twice in a row, while Roosevelt has won it twice, but with a year between each win. Possibility that Obama wins again, but lets just wait and see.

3689. Name all the people you know who you are attracted to and what is attracctive about them?
If we’re talking in a romantic sense, then Dylan is really the only one, because I don’t really sit there being attracted to everyone I know like I could get with everyone. It’s just not possible. One person does me well, thanks. I think we already covered the attractive bits though. I mean, sure, you’re reading this going ‘repeat them again’ but I shall not. 😛

3690. What does RSVP actually mean?
This came up in trivia last week, and I can’t remember, but someone else knew, so I’m not googling it to remember.

3691. Is rhyming fun?
Indeed it is

3692. Are your dreams violent?
No

3693. What 3 questions would you love to ask either your mom or your dad?
Where do babies come from? will do me just fine.

3694. What are the hardest words to say?
That really long place name in Wales. That’s pretty hard to say

3695. Should I smile because we’re friends or cry because that’s all we’ll ever be?
Smile, just smile

3696. What do you think of the slogan ‘you laugh because i’m different. I laugh becuse you are all the same’
Often I agree with this statement, because it seems to be quite true from my point of view. I see all sorts of people that are the same, and they never seem to live a very exciting life, despite what they’re doing being referred to as exciting. This probably makes no sense. It’s getting late.

3697. How do you stop dry elbows?
I don’t really have that problem. Unless you mean the inner part of the elbow, rather than the outer part, then you could apply some cream or something. Well, you could apply some cream either way.

3698. Why don’t people MAKE gifts more often?
I’m making a gift atm. Well, not at this very present moment, but this week

3699. Tell it to the world! Read my lips:
Turn around and shake them hips! I did just make that up.

3700. Do you like those plastic couch coverings?
Not particularly, unless you’re painting a house and don’t want paint on them

3701. If you HAD to do your holiday shopping for EVERYONE in only ONE store what store would you pick?
Kmart! That’s just about what I did last year. Lol. They have everything!

3702. What’s more annoying: the person in front of you driving ten miles under the speed limit on a regular day OR a person who cuts you off doing 10 miles over the speed limit on a stormy day?
The first one, because the problem is elongated, whereas the other one is over quickly.

3703. Define the word TIME without using the word time in the definition.
seconds, minutes, hours, days all make up the word I’m meant to be defining.

3704. What old cartoons do you remmeber watching?
Jetsons, Flintstones, Tom and Jerry, Wacky Races

3705. Do you think that people care only about the people they know personally or do most people care about all people?
We care more for those we know, than those we do not, but that doesn’t mean we don’t care at all

Why do you think people feel that wway?
If we like or love someone, we care for them and want them around more than those we do not know

3706. Are you more like Brak Zorak or Space ghost and why?
?

3707. Would you rather see the movie first and then read the book or read the book and then see the movie?
Book first, then movie. Otherwise I don’t feel a need to read the book as much

3708. Do you own any audio books?
No

What?

3709. Why are things the way they are?
Because they are

3710. Do you believe that guns don’t kill people and that people kill people?
Well, the guns don’t think for themselves. It takes a person to pull the trigger

why?
I just said why

3711. What is the best way you can think of to prevent murder?
Minority Report? 😛

3712. Why is it that in the USA thousands of people are murdered with a gun each year while in Canada only a handful of people are murdered with a gun each year?
Gun laws are stronger in Canada, I guess. It’s easier to acquire a gun in the US

Sure sounds like the USA is doing something wrong, but what?
Indeed their gun laws are not strong enough.

3713. Is there a difference between really being yourself and just being automatic and acting on whims?
Yes

What?
Well if you’re yourself, then you’re acting as per what you believe is right, and automatic is just acting as other people may

3714. Have you ever strolled through a graveyard?
Yes

In the dark?
No

3715. What is the difference between a good poem and a bad one?
A good one makes you feel, and makes sense without having to read it a million times, a bad one is confusing

3716. Who really cares about anything?
Many people

Do you?
Yes

Do you let it show, all the time?
I try to

3717. Do you live with passion?
Of course

3718. Do you talk to squirrels?
I don’t see squirrels to talk to

3719. Do you kick up leaves?
Used to, back when I lived in NZ, where the leaves fall off the trees in Autumn

3721. What images do you get from the phrase ‘human subway’?
A subway filled with humans. As in the train, not the bread roll

3722. Joe Strummer died. Are you sad?
I don’t know who he is

Do you have a fond memory of him to share?
No

3723. If you are a guy are circumcised?

If you are a girl which do you prefer circumcised or not?
not

3724. Does it bother you that in the USA you will be tracked based on what web sites you visit, what online purchases you make and your email will be read by the government?
I don’t live in the USA, so no

3725. Have you ever checked out the online personals?
No

3726. What do you crave?
Chocolate, yes please

3727. On a scale of 1-10 how tough are you?
7

3728. On a scale of 1-10 how tender are you?
7

3729. On a scale of 1-10 how good are you?
8

3730. On a scale of 1-10 how evil are you?
2

3731. What would make a cool coffee table book?
1001 books/movies you must read/see before you die

3732. What’s the most interesting conversation piece in your home?
oooh, I don’t know, mother gives people tours of the house sometimes, idk what conversation comes up about various pieces though

3733. If you could get on the mall loud speaker on christmas eve you would say, ‘Attention holiday shoppers:
go home, you’ve spent too much already.

3734. What are you on the outside of looking into?

Nothing at the moment

3735. Are you more of a peculiar purple pie man or a sour grape?
The peculiar purple pie man, for sure.

3736. Who is someone you know should deserve more respect?
Not sure that anyone I know is in requirement of more respect

3737. Does the end ever justify violence as a means?
For self-defence purposes, yes it can

If yes, when?
…

3738. Care about everything, or care about nothing? Which would be worse?
To care about nothing is worse than to care about everything

3739. Why do so many people on the internet pretend to be pregnant?
They do?

3740. Have you ever been to the diary Hicks or Brian (same guy, Hicks is the old diary, Brian is the current one)?
No

If yes, what are your thoughts?

3741. What was your new years like in (answer all that you can remember)

1970?

1980?

1990?

1995? Can’t recall this one

1998?

1999?

2000? Auckland, NZ, in the rain

2001? Robina Town Centre fireworks

2002?

2003?

2004?

2005?

2006?

I can’t remember any of the others, to be honest. They weren’t amazingly memorable

3742. You know the Def Leopard song, ‘Love Bites’?
Not really

Do they actually mean love bites as in it sucks, or lovebites as in hickies?
The first one, I’d say

3743. All you want for chrsitmas is:
All I want for christmas is youuuuuu. ahh, Mariah Carey, thank you for that brilliant song.

3744. If you rearrange the letters in SANTA what words can you make?
Satan

3745. Say anything:
Good film, John Cusack is in it.

3746. Can you feel your life ending one minute at a time?
No

3747. Is there something you don’t want to talk about?
Nothing comes to mind

3748. What is the most offinsive thing you can think of to type here:
I don’t want to type something overly offensive here

Who do you think it would offend?
…

3749. Who would you stop the world and melt with?
What.

3750. Is there anyone you wish you had never known?
Not really

3751. Do you prefer to drive or be driven?
Both, depends where I’m going

massage or be massaged?
be massaged

pamper or be pampered?
be pampered

go down or be gone down on?
Prett equal on that one now, actually.

3752. What do you think of the sims?
I do quite like the sims. Well, the third one. I could play it right now.

3753. How about the Sims Online?
I haven’t played the online one

3754. Professional or home pedicure and why?
I haven’t really had either

3755. Is there a difference between over weight and over fat?
Yes

What?
You can be a bit overweight, but still not fat

3756. What do you think of Rush Limbaugh?
no idea

3757. Do you buy books and then never read them?
Some, yes. Trying to get through them though

3758. What does OPP stand for?
idk

3759. If you had to be a character from married with children, what would you be?
I haven’t seen married with children

3760. What did you get for christmas?
Shoes, Cds, assortment of items

3761. What was your best ever valentine’s day?
None, really

3762. What movie would you like to see again, that you haven’t watched since you were a kid?
All the disney ones, I could watch them forever, they’re magical

3763. Have you seen Fantastic Planet?
Yes, it is a very odd french animated film

3764. Do feet disgust you?
No

3765. What pain releaver do you use?
Panadol

3766. Are you an artist, a designer or a doodler?
bit more of a doodler

3767. Do you belong to a gym?
no

3768. Have you ever been to court?
no

Over what?

Did you win?

3769. Would you ever take a caase on court TV (Judge Judy and such)??
No thanks

3770. You are given a million dollars, only you MUST spend it (or as much as possible) IN ONE MONTH. ANY LEFT OVER MONEY WILL GO AWAY. WHAT DO YOU BUY?
A house, a car, furniture for the house

3771. What are your pj’s like?
I have an assortment of pjs. Depends on the time of year

3772. Is there a fabric you love above all other fabrics?
Not really. Cotton is good, as is silk

3773. Can you think of any words (besides mom, dad and bob) that spell the same thing backwards and forwards?
hannah is really the only one I can think of right now

3774. Who would enter an ugly foot contest????
Robert Pattinson. No, sorry, his face couldn’t contend.

3775. Would you rather see a movie with someone who screams during the movie, crys through the movie, or talks theough the movie? What’s the least annoying?
Well, I’d prefer someone who talks through the movie, cause I’d be able to talk back.

3776. Do you have any grey hair?
I don’t think so

3777. Are all the Jennifers you know psychotic?
I know one Jennifer, and she isn’t psychotic

3778. Do you want to join a country club?
No

3779. ‘I felt a funeral in my brain’ – Emily Dickinson

What do you feel in your brain?
Happiness

3780. What is the best atari game you can remember?
OOh. Tetris, lets roll with that

3783. Are birds happy in cages?
I think they can be quite content in a cage, especially if it’s all they’ve ever known

Are pets happy indoors?
Well mine certainly is, as he lazes on the couch behind me.

3784. Have you, or has anyone you know, ever been stuffed in a locker?
No

3785. Critique this poem.

Last night death signed my yearbook

Have a good summer

he said

see ya next year

and then I realized it wasn’t my yearbook

it was my tombstone

Quite an interesting little poem there. I don’t really have anything to critique it on

3786. Red or white wine?
Neither

3787. Hula hoops or jump ropes?
Jump ropes. Now I feel like finding one and doing some jump roping. Lets go!

3788. Do you like tiffany lights?
I don’t know

3789. Do you like fights?
No

3790. What do YOU want to pin the tail on?
A donkey

3791. Wasn’t last night fun?
Indeed it was

3792. Have you ever met a group of more interesting people?
More interesting than what?

3793. Would you eat Spaghetti with waffles to keep from offending someone?
I’d certainly give it a go

3794. Do you play with Mr Patatoe head?
I don’t have one, but they’re quite awesome

3795. Would you rather live in an attic or a basement?
Attic

3796. Can you understand sign language?
I can understand the alphabet, and a few other words

3797. Do you wear ridiculous hats?
Not often

Does Elton John?
I’d say he probably does

3798. What music is wild and crazy?
Metal

3799. How does one live their life like a candle in the wind?
They take risks, for they are willing to face what could ultimately take them to their end. I guess.

3800. Ziggy and the Spiders or Benny and the Jets?
Benny and the Jets

LOTR The Two Towers

3801. Who is your favorite Lord of the Rings charater and why?
Merry and Pippin pretty much tie.

3802. In the Lord of the Rings…how do the characters go on when the forces against them are so powerful?
Because it is their spirit that keeps them going

How can they go on when so many awful things have happened?
The belief that they can achieve what they set out to achieve

3803. What is it that makes middle earth worth saving?
All the races; human, dwarf, hobbit, elf etc, they live in Middle Earth together, and it is their home they want to save from evil. They’d rather save their world than lose it

3804. Is Frodo making a personal sacrifice by taking the ring to be destroyed?
Yes, I’d say he is. He lived quietly in his home, but he risks everything to deliver the ring

3805. What would you do in Frodo’s place?
I guess I’d have to destroy the ring

3806. When you saw the two towers did you really want the Ents (Treebeard etc.)to get involved in the war?
I really like the part when they get involved, because at the realisation that their world too was being destroyed, they stepped in and played their part.

3807. Why didn’t Merry and Pippin just allow the Ents to take them home to the shire?
They’d come too far to go back home at that point in time

What could two tiny hobbits do in a great war?
Both of them played important roles in the end

3808. Why did the elves go to Helm’s Deep?

Humans and such needed help, and Gandalf gathered the elves to help, and so the battle of Helm’s Deep was won by the right side.

3809. Who is the most heroic LOTR character and what makes them a hero?
I would say Sam is probably the most heroic, because he stuck by his master even when he never even needed to get involved in the first place. Plus with his size, and such, he was still probably the most heroic. That doesn’t make much sense, I was going to say Aragorn, but he’s heroic as it is.

3810. What characters in LOTR put their own interests before the interests of all?
Which hobbit touched that ball thing that Gandalf had? Merry or Pippin? I’d say whichever one that was, it was him, or both of them.

What characters put the interests of all above their own interests?
Aragorn, Legolas

3811. Aragorn left the elvish girl he loved. How could he leave someone he loved?
He had to save middle earth before he could settle down with her

Isn’t love the highest thing that there is?
Not if in doing so you are neglecting your duties of saving the world, which in turn saves the one you love

What could he possibly have valued higher than love that he left her for?
Her safety

Do you agree with him?
Yes, in the long run it was the best thing to do

3812. What LOTR character displays the most humanity?
Aragorn

3813. What did you notice that was different between the Two Towers book and movie?
I haven’t finished reading the book. Infact, I’m not that far into it, and it’s reasonably accurate

3814. Why is Frodo so kind to Gollum?
Because Gollum knows the way, and can sympathise with him because of the ring

3815. You are in Helm’s Deep on the eve of battle. Do you put on a suit of armor and fight, or crawl into the caves and hope to be protected?
I’m a woman, they wouldn’t let me fight. Although, it was a woman who killed that thing at the end, Eowin. She’s awesome.

3816. What have you risked your life for?
Nothing much

What would you?
Given the circumstance, probably many things

3817. With the constant threat of violence, war, nukes, terror, chemicle weapons, etc. aren’t we all in a similar position to those in the Lord of the Rings?
I wouldn’t say the whole world is at threat, and so therefore, not quite.

3818. How can we go on when the evil in this world is so powerful?
It is not so powerful that it takes over all of our every day lives.

How can we go on when so many awful things have happened?
We have to be positive

3819. What is it that makes our Earth worth saving?
Everybody, every creature, our surroundings

3820. Who’s responsibility is it to save our world?
Everyone’s

3821. Who was more technologically advanced in LOTR, the ‘good guys’ or the ‘bad guys’?
I’d say the bad guys are more technologically advanced, but the good guys, as a whole, are more intelligent. The orcs were stupid, and greedy, they didn’t have the humanity and the bravery within them like the others did.

3821. What was Tolkien saying by causeing the Ents (trees) to come together with the river (by breaking the dam) and over throw Sauromon?
I think I see it as a look at destruction of nature, and a look at how important nature is as well, giving them a chance to fight back when otherwise, they would not be able to

3822. Should Wormtoung have been killed?
I’d say so

Should Gollum?
Yes

Why or why not?
He was a bit of an ass

3823. In the battle for Middle Earth, which LOTR character would you most like to be like and why?
Eowyn, or Eowin. I’m going to actually check that spelling. Right, it’s Eowyn. Her. She’s awesome

3824. Which character do you think you actually WOULD be the most like?
I don’t know, there’s too many

3825. What is the over all ___ that you took away with you from this movie?

lesson or message?
Good prevails, bad does not. This is the message in 99.9% of movies though

feeling?
loved it, to be quite honest

**End LOTR**

3826. Why do most people associate being spiritual or connected to the world as being a hippy?
Because that’s what hippies do

3827. Why is passion and honest emotion equated with hallmark cards?
I wouldn’t say that it is. Passion and honest emotion don’t really go into hallmark cards. Did you know that Kmart had only one ‘Happy Birthday to my Boyfriend’ card, and the written contents of it made me cringe. So did the two christmas ones they had. It’s just not the kind of thing you give to a guy, what’s written in those things.

3831. If you had to choose out of what you just named, which one WOULD you do in public?
Oh my. The first one, I’d have to say.

3832. Challenge yourself. Do whatever it is in public.

Why not?
Because I don’t think it’s altogether legal.

What are you so terrified of?
Well I don’t want a criminal record

3832. Is hell REALLY other people?
I don’t think so

3833. Or would it be more hellish to live totally without other people?
Yes it would be, people can be awesome

3834. Leggos or linkin logs?
Lego.

3835. What books have you read more than once?
Harry Potter 1-5, Teen Idol by Meg Cabot. That’s about it. The second one is rather sad. The teen idol bit.

3836. Do you get different things out of reading a book a second time a year or more after reading it the first time?
More after reading it the first time. I tend not to do re-reads too often.

Is it because you are a different person after time passes?
I think if you leave it long enough, the book will present different meanings.

3837. The person who goes to ____ is not the same person who comes back. Fill in the blank with anything you think fits.

war

3838. Quick! Empty your brain here!
I don’t think I have anything much to empty.

3839. What’s the best movie soundtrack?
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and Juno

3840. Tissues with or without aloe?
With if I have a rather bad cold and a sore nose from it

3841. Are you on any medication?
Does the pill count?

3842. Does any part of your own body disgust you?
not really

If yes, isn’t that odd? What could have caused that feeling of disgust with your own body?

3843. Want some popcorn?
Yes please

3844. What if Atlas shrugged?
I know the book, I haven’t read the book, nor do I know anything about it so I’m not sure I get the meaning of this question.

3845. Who has led the most interesting life?
I don’t know who has led the most interesting life. Look how many people there are, and have been. I don’t think there’s one person that wins that title.

3846. What movies are comming out next year that you are looking forward to?
Sherlock Holmes, Alice in Wonderland, The Princess and the Frog

3847. If someone is half man and half dog is he his own best friend?
No, he’s just a mess

3848. Paper or plastic?
Paper

3849. Why did things make sense in childhood, but they don’t now?
They do

3850. Is it crazy time?
I hope so!

3851. If there is a lotto with 50 numbers, and a player picks 6 numbers without repeating any, what are their chances of getting all 6 winning numbers?
I can’t be bothered working that out, even thought it would be very easy to do so.

3852. If there were no laws and no rules name 3 things you would do that you don’t/wouldn’t/can’t do now?
Well I’d have to have sex in public because I sort of walked into that one earlier on, and I don’t know what else I’d do. I think the rules and laws are there for a reason

3853. It’s a costume party. What will your costume be if the theme is:

the 70’s? A dress, you know the ones with the brightly coloured patterns

80’s? 80s fashion is pretty bad. Tempted to say Molly Ringwald’s dress in Pretty In Pink, just for the lols, but that thing is so hideous. Umm, well converse high tops, def, perhaps something like what Allison wears in The Breakfast Club

under the sea? A mermaid? Sounds very complicated though.

3854. Have you ever wanted to release the lobsters from those tanks in restraunts and put them back in the sea?
No

3855. How funky is your chicken?
Very funky, indeed. However, it is not in the oven.

3857. priest, rabbi, or other religious leader, a judge, or a sea captain to perform your wedding?
Lets just go with priest. My uncle’s a priest, could get him to do it, I’m sure he’d do it for free

3858. Do you think that it’s okay for people to write their own wedding vows?
Yes, but I think writing vows sounds very stressful. It’s the kind of thing I would worry about for months. I think it’d be best not to, in my case.

3859. Rank these as places to be married. 1 = best.

Your House or Yard 5

The Beach 2

A Park 1

Disneyland 6

A Forest 4

A Catering Hall 7

Las Vegas 11

A church or temple 3

A Courthouse 9

On a Boat 8

On a Space Station 10

3860. The Earth is doomed. A giant asteroid is headed our way. It will decimate the planet in 3.2 days. You and your family own a space pod and you have room for 7 people from the list below. Everyone else dies. Who do you pick?

3861. Rank the following dead people in order of who you would like to spend the day with. 1 = you’d like to hang out with them the most.

Joan of Arc 4

Groucho Marx 1

John Lennon 2

Joey Ramone 7

Anton Levay 11

Tupac 10

Jack Kerouac 5

Aaliyah 9

John F Kennedy 6

Lucielle Ball 4

Jim Morrison 8

3862. If you could grant immortality to one person you know (can’t be yourself) who would you give it to?
I don’t hate anyone that much. Immortality is a curse if you spend immortality alone.

3863. If you could grant immortality to one person who you do not know personally but know of (writer, politician, etc) who would you give it to?
I’m not sure. As above, I think.

3864. Name a person you love:
Dylan

Name a person you admire:
John Green

Name a friend:
Liz

Name a relative:
Gemma

If you had to condemn one of them to death to save the lives of the others who would it be and why?
John Green. He’s the oldest, the one I know the least. Sorry, but it must be done.

3865. Would you rather be one of Santa’s elves or a dentist?
Oh, one of santa’s elves, certainly

3866. When you first meet people what do you talk to them about?
I don’t even know. Probably nonsense. Some common interest that brings us together through random chance, most likely.

3867. You have been invited to a party with any sports team in the world. Which one?
The NZ All Blacks

3868. Finish the sentences.

In a world where: turtles ruled the world

He was: a slave

She was: a princess

Together, they were: not really made for one another.

Why do so many movie trailers start off by saying ‘In a world..’?
Because people can relate to living on a world.

3869. Make up a superhero with really unhelpful powers:
Spork boy, he can turn any object into a spork as long as the object’s purple.

3870. A couple of days ago this guy won 14 million dollars and tried to donate 1 million to the salvation army. The salvation army turned the money down saying they didn’t want dirty gambling money. Did they do the right thing?
No, they should have taken the money, he’d won it for himself and was willing to share.

3871. If you had a spare million for charity work who would you donate it to?
Prob something like World Vision

3872. What’s the craziest most shocking moment of rock and roll history that you can think of?
I really can’t think of one. Maybe Ozzy Osbourne biting the head off a bat. That’s pretty intense.

3873. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle it’s called heroic, but if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it’s called murder?
It’s about self defence. If you don’t kill that man in battle, he’s going to kill you. In the heat of passion there’s not such a great chance you’re going to be killed by that other person to start with.

3874. What kind of punishment do you feel the following crimes deserve:

premeditated murder? Life

date rape? Same as rape, which is often 20 years or so

drug sales? 10 years

drug use? 2 years with rehabilitation

burglery? Depends on the scale of the burglary

3875. If you could kiss anyone in the world on midnight at new year’s eve, who would be the lucky one?
Dylan

3876. You have just taken two sexy people prisoner because they found your hide out and you think they are spies. What do youd do: kill them, hump them or have crumpets and tea?
crumpets and tea, oh goody. More so the crumpets, less of the tea

3877. What is your new year’s resolution?
I don’t do resolutions, you can start working on new things at all times of the year

3878. Should the U.S. focus more on the threat from N. Korea or Iraq?
Both

3879. Would you ever have plastic surgery?
Not unless it was for medical reasons

3880. How can George Bush be considered a Christian when he a war-monger and the ten comandments say do not kill?
Because people are like that

3881. What is the most interesting premise for a reality tv show that you can think of?
12 anorexics must work to put on weight, one eliminated each week until the final weigh in.

3882. Who is the Hollywood Star next to die of a drug overdose?
I don’t really want to make a call on that one

3883. Do you find yourself caring a lot about online people, even if you haven’t met or spoken to them off of the computer?
Some of them are pretty awesome

3884. When you hear the song puff the magic dragon what do you think?
The dragon in the movie Pete’s Dragon.

3885. Let’s give you a tarot reading. Go on, ask any question:

Will tomorrow be a good day?

first card: the reversed high preistess.

you may be expecting things to come too easily. You should be careful not to give up if they dont go your way. You’re feeling a desire to escape, to withdraw into yourself. Shrug off your current lack of focus and work diligently to acheive the goals you want.

second card: the reversed hanged man.

You shouldnt be close-minded with your situation. There are many alternatives and possible solutions to your problems. Try something new.

The last card: Justice.

what goes around comes around. Seek advice on the matters at hand from elders. Do healthy things, spiritually and physically.

3886. What does ‘boo’ mean and how did it become a slang word of affection?
Why yes, I am now listening to My Boo by Alicia Keys and Usher. I don’t know where it came from, maybe it’s a shortening of beautiful.

3887. How often do you stretch?
Not that often. If Dylan is stretching I was just go ‘whoosh’ because I am way more flexible. 😛

3888. Have you ever wished that you didn’t have to be yourself?
No

3889. Would you rather wear shoes full of earthworms or a hat full of spiders?
shoes full of earthworms

3890. What are some things that for most people go unsaid?
I don’t know, this question doesn’t seem quite right

3891. I said, ‘Play me the best song in the world.’ You put on:
That song from Tenacious D, just for the lols

3892. What happened last year that you would like to forget?
Quite a few things actually, but I’m beyond that now

3893. What are you not able to do alone?
Sex doesn’t really work alone. Not that I’ve tried alone, but you know.

3894. Do you feel more connected to earth air fire or water and why?
water, I’d say, I don’t know why.

3895. Which two words belong together and why: life, seawater, chocolate, blood, hair piece
Life and blood, because you need blood to stay alive.

3896. If con is the opposite of pro, what’s the opposite of progress?
Congress, obviously, which is about right.

3897. Have you ever wanted to meet the inspectors with the numbers for names(i.e. inspected by 36)?
I don’t think we have that in this country

3898. Who is the most thought-provoking person you know, &why?
You, survey person, ask a lot of questions.

3899. If you could change 1 thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be & why?
I don’t think there’s much to change

3900. What is the most bizarre thing you’ve ever done?
Ooh. It’s gotta be to go that museum I went to once that I was full of random things, like one room was all about knights and such, then the next room was random toys. It was shaped like a castle. Sometimes I look back and wonder if that place actually existed, or if I just made it up in some strange dream I had. Then again, you can’t make that place up. It had to be real.

3901. What is the most annoying tv ad?
That shamwow remix ad that was just on, that was pretty much made of ass. Or those Ab King Pro ads.

3902. If you died, how would you hope others would remember you?
As a crazy person, I’d say.

3903. Name 2 questions that you will most likely never say ‘no’ to:
See this question here. I have trouble answering such things, because it’s always a dependant answer. Depends on who asks, the moment it is asked, etc. Of course, though, these ones I’m sure I’d say yes to:

1. Would you like a free, tame, unicorn?

2. Will you be accepting a place in Hogwarts, starting in September?

3904. What is the softest part of your body?
My boobs? Idk, you tell me. Dylan, that is. I’m not going to have anyone else tell me. kthnx.

3905. What family do you want to see in place of the Osbournes when they finally stop doing their show?
None. I didn’t watch that show anyway

3906. If you could pick 3 bands to go on tour together who would they be?
Panic! At the Disco, Katy Perry and Cobra Starship would be a very fun concert to be at. That is like the maximum fun to the extreme concert, right there.

3907. What is a main differance between western and eastern philospohy?
I don’t think there’s just one main difference. Customs between each are so different, different ways of showing respect, different foods, schooling, work ethics, etc.

3908. Would you be fooled by Joe/Josephine Millionaire?
?

3909. Do you believe Michael Jackson does innoprpriate things at his Neverland Ranch? Like what?
He’s dead, so no. Personally, though, I don’t think he ever did anything innapropriate at his Neverland ranch.

3910. What do you think of gov. Ryan who cleared out Illinois’ death row?
Well, I’m sure that was several years ago, and I didn’t hear anything about it, from recollection

3911. Would you want a $500 gift certificate to:

Kmart or Target? Kmart

Macy’s or Hot Topic? Macy’s. I don’t know what Macy’s is, but Hot Topic sells a lot of Twilight related shit these days.

Border’s Books or Spencer Gifts? Borders!

Victoria’s Secret or Frederick’s of Hollywood? Frederick’s have the sexiest pjs ever. I’m pretty sure they’re designed solely to wear to the bedroom before removing them for a hot and passionate lovemaking session. Although, Victoria’s Secret has a similar section, advertising their pjs as being for a ‘not so silent night’, as part of their christmas range. Ooers. I think I’d go for either, to be honest.

3913. Man vs Elephant. A zookeeper was treating a constipated elephant. He gave her too much laxitive. Suddenly everything exploded out onto the zookeeper. He was knocked to the ground where he hit his head on a rock and got knocked out. There he suffocated under a pile of elephant dung. True story. Is it a funny story?
Not really

If yes, what is funny about it? Why is it so taboo to laugh at death?
I didn’t laugh about it, it’s quite a sad way to die.

3915. Do you have to read lots to be able to write well?
Yes, certainly, it’s one piece of advice readers give to aspiring writers

3916. Vanilla ice. Everyone loved him, suddenly everyone hated him. What was the deal??
I do not really recall the time that this happened. Personally, I’m surprised everyone managed to love him in the first place.

3917. If you could kick one person out of the grammies who would it be (Avril, Eminem, etc)?
Was Britney Spears ever up for anything? She’ll do.

3918. Studies have revealed that when sending out a resume a person has a 50% higher chance of getting a responce if their name is white sounding than if it is black sounding. What do you think about this?
It’s quite terrible, it shouldn’t be based upon anyone’s names

Why do companies respond this way?
Because they’re racist, obviously

3919. Should Big Fat Greek Wedding really be a Big Fat Greek sitcom?
The sitcom failed, it was just about the worst sitcom ever

3920. What are you addicted to?
cause I’m addicted to youuuu. Is that an Anthony Callea song? Did I just quote an Anthony Callea song? Oh my. Let us check. Oh yes, I did go there. Oh, I had such a thing for Anthony Callea when I was 14. Not surprisingly, he’s turned out to be gay. Alas, for the best, I’d say.

3921. What fascinates you?
Dugongs.

3922. What is fascinating about you?
Certainly not the part about me liking Anthony Callea when I was 14. Liz liked him as well though! Oh, and I met him, and got his autograph, on his album. 😀 Pretty amazing, I know.
Anywho, yes, I’m sure there’s not much fascinating left after 3922 questions. I’d say fascinating things are, um, no, I don’t know.

3923. Personality wise, is anything the same for all human beings and if so, what?
No, not for all. Of course I’m going all the way into the african jungle and comparing them to everyone and saying that no, we’re not quite the same, personality wise. I don’t think we can be now

3924. What kind of a contest woud you have a shot at winning?
board games, I reckon, some of them I could just pwn everyone at. Those trivia ones, with the dvd clips. You know. Because apparently trivia is a skill. *cough*.

3925. You see a dirty punk kid who had a giant cowboy hat on who is rolling his own cigarettes. Your impression?
He’s probably a toss

3926. What would you never want to have more than 2 of?
Well I wouldn’t want more than two boyfriends. Infact, I wouldn’t want more than one, but, if I don’t want more than one, I don’t want more than two either. magic.

3927. Is there a movie you just could not finish watching? What and why?
There Will Be Blood. I will get there in the end! It’s just, I’ve tried watching it twice and I seem to get bored about an hour in. All the talks of oil and finance are interesting, but I’ve never been in the right mind to sit through watching Daniel Day-Lewis as I realise he took that oscar right away from Johnny Depp. I’m sorry, I’m just annoyed that the Academy hasn’t recognised A. Johnny Depp. B. Leonardo DiCaprio by giving them awards. Wow, I just wrote a lot of nonsense

3928. Is there anyone that you love and want to be around for no explainable reason?
Dylan. I will never get bored of being around him.

3929. Would you go to times square for new years?
I would, if given the opportunity, and given the fact that Dylan is there, because he’s the most likely person to keep me from getting lost, I’d say.

3930. Do you think that there are to many signs blocking up the scenery?
Often, yes. Depends where you go. In some places, the signs are like scenery themselves.

3931. Did video really kill the radio star?
I don’t think so, radio still makes stars these days

3932. What was your favorite atari game?
I never played the atari. Lets just hand it to tetris. I think I’ve had this question before.

3933. what is your favorite neon color?
neon orange

3934. Do you get depressed eveytime it rains? If yes, why?
No, rain is lovely. Rain is potentially great for kissing in. I don’t know. I haven’t done so. Many people say it is very good for kissing in, though. Like kissing in the shower, I guess, which is good.

3935. ‘The more you admit that all your actions are robotic, the less robotic you are.’ What does Tim leary mean by this?
He means that when you can accept that what you are doing is part of a repetitive cycle of things you do each day, as if you are a robot yourself, then you are less robotic because you are able to comprehend this.

Do you agree or disagree and why?
I agree, that the more you look at your life and begin seeing the cycle you’ve developed, the more likely you are to work to break that cycle, therefore creating an individual human that will go on to do what no one else dares.

How much of your actions do you admit are robotic?
The usual ones, the ones that we must do every day as part of human life. Other than that, I do try to break out of routine a bit. Read a new book, watch a film I wouldn’t ever consider to watch before, do a new activity etc etc.

3936. Are we not men?
Well, I’m not a man, and aren’t we all fortunate for that one.

3937. Is it easy to be you? Would being someone else make it any easier?
I’d say it’s easy to be me, but it can be easy to be anyone if you let it. It’s all about positivity.

3938. Why are sex, religion and politics such taboo subjects?
No one ever wants to talk about what other people do in the bedroom, politics and various religions, unless to insult them. Deep conversations about these things tend to be rare, unless speaking to people in these fields. The fields of religion and politics, that is, not so much the sex part.

3939. Is there really a differance between republicans and democrats?
I’d say there is.

3940. Imagine someone has a great personality, sense or humor, family and job. they also really really like you a lot. Would you consider dating them if they:

were fat? If I were attracted to them, yes.

limped? As above

were a midget? I am rather attracted to tall guys, so perhaps not

had hiv? no

were paralized in one arm? yes

had a glass eye? yes, how’s that a problem?

had only 6 months to live? The problem here is getting too close, then losing them before spending any great amount of time with them. I think that would be overall a depressing and disappointing relationship

3941. What makes you experiance nostalgia?
things from the 90s

3942. What do you remember about these historical figures:

Woodrow Wilson? I don’t

Hellen Keller? Deaf, Blind, she was taught to speak by a carer. she wasn’t born deaf or blind, it was after an illness. I learned this in Kumon. Although, it just says her name is Helen, not Helen Keller, as if she were never really a real person

Christopher Columbus? I did an assignment on him in Grade 6. We had to pick an explorer. He turned out to be a rather boring topic, and my mother told me in the end I should have picked James Cook. Anywho, he discovered America and such, I think it was an accident.

3943. Out of the above three figures, one is a huge racist, one is a socialist and one is a slave trader. Can you guess which is which?

Racist: Woodrow Wilson

socialist: Helen Keller

slave trader: Christopher Columbus

3944. Betcha they didn’t tell you that in american history. Wilson, Keller and Columbus are painted as heros, impossibly good, ideal people. Why are so many things ommitted from and lied about in american history text books?
Because America would prefer to have a history that looks good than one that looks riddled with racism and slavery, which we know it is, but they like to pretend. the white americans, that is.

3945. Do you drink super caffinated energy drinks?
No

3946. eminem or moby?
Eminem

3947. spongebob or the animanicas? Animaniacs. Fo shiz.

3948. Why do people rush to grow up only to wish they were a child again?
Because they want the freedom of adulthood, and the adventure of being a child

3949. Why do people sacrifice their health to obtain money and then use the money to restore their health?
Because they’re completely mad and incompetent at life

3950. Jetsons or Flintstones?
Oooh. I do quite like both. I’m going to say I probably watched the Flintstones a little more often than I watched the Jetsons.

3951. What are you saving up for?
Life in general

3952. Would you rather improve your cooking, creativity, body,logic or charisma?
Has this person been playing the sims? Pretty sure these are like the original skills you could do in the sims. You can still do these ones, but there’s also guitar, martial arts, photography, gardening, fishing and a couple of others. Can I pick guitar? 😛 Possibly creativity, that’d be good.

3953. Is it more important to have stregnth or speed?
Strength

3954. What is your favorite thing to do each day?
Eat, sleep, laugh, be entertained, entertain etc

3955. When you are driving do you ever feel like turning the car towards someplace unfamiliar and not comming back?
I have before, I just want to drive inland, far away, and not turn back, just go live as some person of the land, tending sheep and riding horses. That kind of thing. But, that’s very ridiculous. For a while there I just wanted to own a house on my own in the country side, but now I realise this is very silly because then I would miss out on very wonderful things that occur when with other people.

3956. Have you ever gone to lunch at a job and never gone back to the job?
No, but oh how tempting that is sometimes

3957. What kind of a dining room set defines you as a person?
I don’t believe in those good dining tables that people spend too much money on, then spend time worrying about what will get spilt on them. As I plan on having kids, I don’t think that’s a sensible purchase option. I like those family type tables, that are good for dinner, crafts, doing homework on etc etc

3958. Kiss, with or without the make up?
What make up? I wore make up there for a bit because my mother purchased me some and was all ‘you must wear this’ and I was all ‘D:’ but alas it takes a great deal of effort. Therefore, no make up, because make up doesn’t taste very nice, and then no one will kiss your cheek, and being kissed on the cheek is lovely.

3959. Madonna or Courtney Love?
Oh, what a choice. I’m going to go with Madonna, 80s Madonna, beyond that no thanks, but Courtney Love is practically 100% hopped up on drugs, or at least looks like it.

3960. Are you down with james Brown?
James Brown is dead, so no.

3961. Do you believe in miracles?
I’d say that there’s miraculous things that happen in the world, whether we can define them as miracles by God, or just circumstantial miracles, it’s debateable.

3962. Are you living a lie?
I wouldn’t say I am

3963. If you had to give up one would it be caled ID or call waiting?
call waiting.

3964. Are you ready to switch to an electric or solar powered car?
If I could afford one, I’d be willing to go for one. I’m all for solar and renewable energies and such. This country is quite backwards in its energy ways.

3965. What is the greatest band of the 90’s?
Don’t kill me, but I’m going to say Nirvana. This is not based on personal opinion, but rather that they probably do deserve the title, not for Smells Like Teen Spirit, but for Come As You Are, I’d say. They were brilliant for their time. Somewhat.

3966. What’s the appeal of Alley Mcbeal?
Intelligent woman. Short skirt. Do we need more?

3967. Fill in the blank.

___ aint the kind of place to raise a kid.

The Sewer

3968. What song goes: starry eye surprise, sundown to sunrise, we’re gonna dance all night to this dj’ and who is it by?
No idea.

3969. What ever happened to the mtv vj Kennedy?
No idea who he is

3970. if you could sing with one band for a day what band and what song would you want it to be?
I was going to say Panic! At the Disco, but I’m going to go with XO by Fall Out Boy. I say this purely for the reason because I sing this in the car on the way home in a more mellow, slow fashion, when there’s nothing good on the radio, and I think it would make a brilliant acoustic song. The lyrics are so perfect for slowing it down. Seriously. One day I may demonstrate this. I think you have to be a fan of the song to get it though. ‘To hands between legs or whatever it takes to, drinks at the club, to the bar, to the keys in your car, to the hotel stairs and to the emergency exit door’ I do quite love that song. Oh, and especially the bit that goes ‘ to the love I left my conscious pressed, through the key hole I watched you dress, kiss and tell, loose lips sink ships’. That’s most epic.

3971. Josie and the PussyCats or Jem?
Josie and the pussycats! Omg, yes I did watch that often as a child. I was such an old school child, I loved all the old cartoons from the 70s and 80s.

3972. Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper too?
Not quite

3973. Britney spears, school girl or sexy, which do you prefer?
Sexy? I guess.

3974. Would you get married on tv?
Probably not

3975. Where do you go looking for the secrets of life?
Not on Fox 8

3976. What is the fuel for your soul?
Music, kisses, rainbows.

3977. Why do people watch american idol (I think it’s for Simon)?
For the lols

3978. What makes life sweet?
Everything

3979. What does it take to make a great band?
Great lyrics, catchy music, people with interesting outfits, eye make up, class, boxes of awesome and a CD with a strange title.

3980. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘devo’?
Well I think of the band now.

3981. What song or movie represents the 80’s for you?
The Breakfast Club. Yes yes. This is my second favourite movie, and probably THE film that sums up high school and the stereotypes represented in high school. They’re still so very applicable today that this film is just utter perfection.

3982. What song, poem or other piece of writing would you want read when you died?
At my funeral? I think I’d want songs of my youth playing. Someone should certainly make sure that What a Catch, Donnie by Fall Out Boy plays at some point. I don’t know why, it just sounds like the kind of song that is a great sending off song. The lyrics don’t fit, but by then they’ll think I picked it in old age dementia or something.

3983. Is a stable job home and family pretty much your goal or do you want more than that and WHAT?
Of course I want a stable job, home and family, but I also want it to be full of great love and such, all the things that encompass that. I don’t like those married people that have kids then have sex once a month. That’s just fail. Lets get that happening as well.

3984. What tv show that is no longer on tv do you miss?
none really, like for a bit there it was sad to see Frasier go, but really it was getting on a bit and kind of had to end.

3985. Remember when Chris from nirvana threw his bass in the air and hit himself in the head with it?
No, I can’t say I do

3989. What’s the best musical act to come outta your own country?
Out of Australia, Paul Dempsey, Eskimo Joe, Silverchair, Birds of Tokyo, there’s a fair few I’d go with these days, so many good Aussie bands and singers around atm.

another country?
Well, I can’t go past Panic! At the Disco, because their songs always bring happiness.

3994. Are you a brick shit house?
? A shit house made of brick, or? I’m sorry, it’s 10:25pm and I’m struggling to focus.

3995. What products do you use?
Colgate, I can’t name any others, if we’re talking about bathroom type products, or hair ones. I don’t use any for my hair other than shampoo and conditioner, which I can’t remember the brands of.

3996. How good do you look?
I probably look like a mess right now, for I am quite tired.

3997. Tonight you’re going to party like_________
it’s 1999! Yeah, pwned that one right there.

3998. Have you ever written a song?
Yes

if yes did you record it?
No

3999. What would you like to have 999 of?
Not bottles of beer on the wall. 999 books, if talking material possessions. If talking other things, I’ll have 999 kisses, but then, why stop there?

4000. Do you own a metal detector?
No, but omfg, question 4000. There’s only a thousand more to go. I CAN DO IT.

4001. How would you rate your sex drive?
Pretty good, I’d say.

4002. You are sitting alone with a stack of videos and a vcr. Of the following which are you most likely to puut on (1 is most, 10 is least)

The good the bad and the ugly, 1

dracula, 6

slc punk, 9

twin peaks fire walk with me, 8

jerry springer too hot for tv, 10

singing in the rain, 5

flash gordon, 7

the matrix, 2

blade runner, 3

the muppet movie 4

4003. Are you more likely to get or send random instant messages?
Yes

4004. If you were writing an ad telling people to come to your town what would you say about it?
We have trees and people, what more do you want?

4005. What part of your body can you not stand to get an itch on?
Either of my feet, especially when wearing closed in shoes. That’s a pain.

4006. How many people do you suppose have stolen that System of a Down album called ‘steal this album’?
I don’t know. I certainly haven’t.

4007. Name a band you like:
Panic! At the Disco

What are/were this band’s roots and influences?
I believe original influences were big band, techno, and later with the beatles and more of a pop sort of feel. Now they’re back into that original influence

4008. would you rather have a poster of john lennon or a cute fuzzy black cat?
Lennon

4009. make a public service announcement:
Alert: All people wearing brown shoes must evacuate.

4010. What makes you feel the need to escape?
Life, sometimes

4011. You and your signifigant other, crush, interest etc…who is the ernie and who is the bert?
Lord. I don’t think that even fits at all

4012. When was the last time you did something and later asked yourself ‘did I do the right thing?’?
I’m not sure. I don’t like to ask such a question to myself

4013. What do you find it hard to say goodbye to?
Things I am familiar with, things/people I don’t want to leave

4015. If you had to have a colour for a name, what color would it be?
Jade, Magenta, Olive, or, even better, Razzmatazz – thank you wikipedia list of colours.

4016. Should preference be given to minority students during the college admission process?
I think that it should be fair for everyone. It should be dependent on the best, not someone’s heritage.

4017. Sweet wine, fresh crisp appples, bagles with creme cheese and lox…what is the most incredibly luxurious food?
Those souffle’s at Max Brenner are pretty much the best things ever. Nom.

4018. Is there really anything to fear in communism?
Not at the moment. I’m sure it’s different to experience communism first hand.

4019. Best sesame street character:
The count

most annoying sesame street character:
I was never really a fan of Big Bird, to be honest

4020. feast or famine?
I’d prefer to feast than to famine

4021. Write a poem right here in five minutes or less:
Christ, god, I can’t come up with a poem. I am so fail at poems.

There once was a little man
Who tripped right over a can
He started to dance
Then flew over to france
Before getting hit in the head by a fan.

Lovely.

4022. Do you stay and help clean up after a party?
I haven’t really gone to any parties that sort of just finished at 10 or so, and so required cleaning at such a time. last time I went to one of those parties I was about 14 or so. I guess I’d help out given I had the chance to

4023. Why was the teddy bear named after teddy roosevelt?
Because he had a bear, I believe

4024. What are you the prince or princess of?
I am the princess of insanity, of course

4025. Some people think that Christmas should be taken off of public school calanders because it is politically incorrect. What should you say to this?
The world is crazy. For the number of people that celebrate christmas in Aust/America, there is no way that should be taken off the calender. It’s pretty much the biggest public holiday out there, making more money than any other public holiday.

4026. Would you rather go to an excorcism or a step aerobics class?
A step aerobics class

4027. Do you believe in spells and curses?
Not really

4028. What tv show does your family watch together?
Two and a Half Men at dinner, various family members watch different shows together, like Glee, Secret Life, Heroes etc

4031. How was life meant to be lived?
With great deals of awesome sauces

4032. What is your usual breakfast?
Toast. Infact, I think I shall have some now, because I am hungry, and it’s breakfast time.
Mm yes, that was good toast indeed

4033. If you had kids, would you worry about what they did online?
Of course there’s some things to worry about, especially when they’re young. The internet has a lot of filth in it

4034. Will you be maxin and relaxin this weekend?
I have work for 12 and a half hours, so probably not

If not, what are your weekened plans?
Work!

4035. Who has the most interesting story to tell:

someone who used to fly to asia as a drug trader

the ceo of Nike

a nyc homeless person

a preacher’s wife

I think they could all have something quite interesting to tell

4036. What do you have a bad feeling about?
I don’t

4037. Do you have a lot to say?
Not really

4038. If a smallpox vaccine was offered to you, would you take it?
If done so by recommendation of a doctor, then it’s likely

4039. Would you ever work at a kissing booth?
No

how about a dunking booth?
Perhaps

4040. There is a woman who paints by stripping naked, rolling around in paint and then pressing her body against the canvas. What do you think of her art?
Sounds quite fun

4041. Have you ever bought something you saw on tv?
Not from an infomercial

4042. Name a relative: grandmother

that relative dies unexpectedly. On the same day 9/11 happens. You can either bring back your relative or bring back 1/2 the people who dies on 9/11. What do you do?
I’d have to bring back half the people, because my grandmother is old. I don’t think it would be overall ‘unexpected’, but it would be kinder to bring back half those people, rather than be selfish

4043. Have you gone mental?
It’s likely, yes.

4044. What do you think of jews for jesus?
What?

4045. Has anyone ever tried to ‘save’ you?
Yes

4046. Quick! picture santa clause in your head…

Was he black or white when you pictured him?
White

4047. Would you ever buy a black santa clause?
I’d have to, thanks to Paper Towns

4048. or take your kids to vist a black santa clause?
Why not

why or why not?
Because it would certainly make for an awesome photo

4049. What do you smell like?
I don’t know

4050. What kind of soup do you eat?
Pumpkin soup is quite nice

4051. What have you heard about the next Harry Potter book?
There isn’t one. They’re all out

Will you pre-order it?
I didn’t pre-order the last one, I went and bought it the day it came out, though.

4052. Would you rather go out or stay in?
Bit of both, a healthy balance of both is good

4053. What’s your favorite song to hear on halloween?
All I want for christmas is you – Mariah Carey

4054. What song makes you feel all tingly like you want to laugh and scream and cry?
Lean On Me – Glee Cast.

4055. If you were starting a website that was not about you, what Would it be about?
Cheese

4056. Do you ever take the long way just for fun?
Not if I’m driving to work, but sometimes I do if I’m driving with someone, I’ll take a detour for the lols.

4057. ‘..and god said let there be ____and there I was.’

Fill in the blank, as if if you were talking about yourself.
Awesome.

4058. What do you think of when you hear the word ‘mill’?
I think of a mill, which is a bit dull, but what else is there to think about?

4059. What do you think of when you hear the name:

weird al? Jedi

bob dylan? The video with the cards that he holds up

michael jackson? a dead man

henry rollins? ?

billy idol? I always get confused as to who billy idol actually is

gary numan? ?

will smith? We’re going straight, to, the wild wild west

paul mcartney? Beatles

alice cooper? Crazy person

J Lo? Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got, I’m still, I’m still Jenny From the Block. Oh, and her love don’t cost a thing.

4060. What is one social disater you have had?
Don’t think I’ve had any for a while

4061. Can you moonwalk?
No

4062. If a presidential candidate went on late night tv, picked up a guitar and rocked out on it and could really play, would that influence you to like/respect them more?
Ooh, it’s possible. It’d still depend on their policies, they’d just seem a whole lot cooler than before

4064. If it was possible for people to instantly change from one sex to another, would everyone be straight in the end?
Not necessarily

Would you change your sex?
No

4065. Finish the sentance: nobody broke your heart, if you’re alone…
but you’re breaking your own by doing so

4066. Would you rather have a best friend OR a boyfriend/girlfriend on a Friday night?
boyfriend

4067. Would a woman rather be complimented about her intelligence OR her looks?
Both feel good

4068. Do you tend to think of the right thing to say after the moment is gone?
yes

4069. Would you rather a potential mate have nice hair OR nice legs?
Legs

4070. Okay,…. nice hair OR a nice rack/bulge?
bulge 😛

4071. What is one thing you thought you would enjoy, but actually didn’t?
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups come to mind here

4072. Be in the spotlight OR in the shadows?
The spotlighted shadows. Something good, but not right out there, you know.

4073. What is your favorite part of the newspaper?
The little odd stories from around the world, they’re awesome

4074. What in your life has been an “acquired taste” for you?
Many foods, as I’ve grown I’ve been able to eat more pastas with sauces and such. Before, I didn’t really eat any of them, just noodles with cheese.

4075. Do you find sunlight makes you happier?
It can, yes, but rain is awesome to

4076. If you could conquer one fear, it would be…?
My irrational fear of chickens

4077. What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen someone do or heard anyone has done?
The Darwin Awards, read all

4078. How do you feel about the fact that J-Lo earns 37 million dollars a year?
Good on her, then

Do you buy anything that contributes to her salary?
I can’t say I have, unless counting any of her dvds I may have happened to rent

Is J Lo the ultimate ideal of what a woman should be?
Not really

4079. What is unforgettable beauty?
Something/someone so beautiful, you never forget it

4080. Worst fashion mistake EVER:
I’m sure it involved Lady Gaga

4081. What is your advice to someone on their first date?
Be yourself. That’ll do, because it’s not very good to lie on the first date, or you won’t get out of that one easily in te future.

4082. Is there a musical performer more ridiculous than Avril Lavigne (I don’t think there is)?
You clearly made this survey before Miley Cyrus came to town

4083. What is the best:

daytime talk show?

late night talk show?

Late night

4084. Are you afraid of total freedom?
No

4085. Do you live in an invisible prison?
No

4086. Who do you feel distant from, that you used to be close to?
I feel quite distant from my school years, it’s been two years, they’re well and gone

4087. Rate the following song lyrics (1 = you like it the most, 9 = you like it the least).

Maybe you shouldn’t care/throw away those dreams/& dare

Eden lets me in/I find the seeds of love/And climb upon the highwire/I kiss and tell all my fears

I know the pressure is on/In a race for the life of endless love/If it seems to much/Remember/All these things are endless

I see the wind, oh I see the trees/Everything is clear in my heart/I see the clouds, oh I see the sky/Everything is clear in our world

Well I jumped into the river/too many times to make it home/I’m out here on my own/drifting all alone/and if it doesn’t show/ give it time/to read between the lines

The very thought of you makes/My heart sing/Like an April breeze/On the wings of spring/And you appear in all your splendor/My one and only love

now I’ve had lots of girls/most of them from other worlds/but lookin through the galaxey/the valley girls are the ones for me

I’m the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion/the clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing/so what’s the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?/it’s kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he’s making

asdkjfasdkfjasdflkj

4088. Can you name any of the nine bands/songs above?
No. I’m not ordering them, I don’t even know the songs. D:

4089. What would your reaction be if a total stranger called to say s/he loved you and told you that you were to pass the message on to others in a telephone call you make yourself?
I probably wouldn’t follow through. It’d be a little weird to be called by a complete stranger. They don’t know me, how do they love me?

4090. Would you like to take a journey to jupiter?
Wouldn’t that be dandy

4092. Do you take walks at night?
I did last Saturday night (sunday morning) to the beach, 3am

4093. Beavis and Butthead or daria?
Daria!

4094. Cow or chicken?
Wasn’t really a fan of that show, to be honest

4095. Do you think you will visit China in this life?
I don’t know, maybe

4096. Are you having a happy day?
Yes

4097. When was or will be your ‘golden birthday’ (when your age is the same as your birthdate, like turning 17 on the 17th)?
22 on the 22nd, so two years two months away. two and two to my 22. Haha, magic.

4098. Enlighten everyone with something profound:
In the morning you will be approached by a man in a green hat, when he speaks to you, utter the words ‘Good life for the shoes’ and you will be rewarded

4099. When has the third time been the charm for you?
No specific time comes to mind

4100. What is kinda sick, but fun?
Once again, nothing comes to mind

4101. What is the most difficult thing you have ever overcome?
I haven’t really had anything truly difficult to over come. I’ve been rather blessed in that I’ve lived a life that’s virtually issue free, minus the things we worry about as teens and such.

4102. What is more important, how much someone has achieved or how far they have come to achieve it?
In many cases, both can apply. Sometimes people achieve things easily , but they achievement is so great we praise them for it, whereas others take a longer road, and the reward is still just as good

4103. Have you ever had anything published?
I don’t think so. Although a limerick I wrote is in the Hillcrest 2000 year book. Excellent stuff

4104. Of the following, what kind of person would you be more attracted to (1 is highest, 3 lowest):

less good looking than you?
2

about as good looking as you?
2

more good looking than you?
2

how goodlooking are you?
2

4105. less inteligent than you?
2

about as intelligent as you?
2

more intelligent than you?
2

how intelligent are you?
2

4106. has less money than you?
2

has about as much money as you?
2

has more money than you?
2

How wealthy are you?
2

4107. less wild and crazy than you?
2

about as wild and crazy as you?
2

more wild and crazy than you?
2

How wild and crazy are you?
2

Lets just say I sit on the fence, then didn’t answer a few properly.

4108. Is your bathroom shelf stacked with numorous bottles of lotions and creams?
No

4109. How do you maintain your body?
With food, sleep, the occasional amount of exercise

4110. Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?
Well, for a while there I thought toys did, like in Toy Story

4111. What is it like to be an object, do ya think?
Probably very dull, unless you’re a seat at a rock concert venue, or Pete Wentz’s bass, which means you get licked every night.

4112. Do stones, rocks, trees, lamps, water, couches, etc all have some sort of life energy running through them?
Yes, they are made up of various particles

4113. Would you ever consider getting romantically involved with:

your teacher?
No

your doctor?
No

4114. If ____ asked me for sex, I could NOT refuse. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.
Dylan. Now he’ll hold me to this statement for life. I’m not complaining though.

4115. What is ‘nothing’?
There is no nothing.

4116. Would you rather read about how to get better abs or about how thousands of people across the globe are marching for peace?
thousands of people marching for peace

4117. Should america make love, not war?
They should make love, but do it wisely.

4118. If you could nominate anyone for sainthood, who would you and why?
I nominate John Paul Young. I don’t know why. Infact, I don’t like him that much

4119. Can you name one person who is purely good?
No one comes to mind, in the personal sense. We all have the capacity to perform hurt, whether intended or not

4120. How about one person who is completely evil?
Still no, not someone I know personally, anyway

4121. Is there a book inside of you?
Yes, and a movie, and a musical, and a tv series.

If yes, what about?
Several assortments of things

4122. Do you call people more often or get calls more often?
I’d say I call people more often, but that’s not saying much

4123. What do you wake up to?
Depends on the day of the week

4124. If you could get a free subscription to any magazine what would it be?
Empire

4125. When you wrote letters to santa did you ever ask for stuff that didn’t exist?
No, I was very practical

4126. Make up a new slogan for McDonald’s:
I’m hurling it. Because that’s what might happen after you eat it.

4127. What kind of people do you like to be associated with (buisness, writers, dark, antisocial, spiritual, happy)?
nerds!

4128. How are you like a toaster?
Well I don’t toast anything, so not in that way. Perhaps because you can put bread in me, as long as I’m willing. Well, I put it in myself. Toasters don’t do that. Lets be honest, I’m not anything much like a toaster

4129. Do you believe we are really in the matrix?
I don’t believe I’m in the matrix

4130. There are 2 dolls, a gw Bush doll and a Sadam Hussein doll. You can only afford one. Which do you buy?
G.W. Bush

4131. What is a jaberwocky?
A dragon that looks like the result of siblings breeding to create the thing.

4132. Finish the sentances:

I’m speed racer and I drive real fast, I drive real fast: because I’ve got the need, the need for speed.

I’m a big bird and I like to steal, I like to steal and I like to: dance

4133. What do you think aliens would think of life on earth?
Well, depends on the type of alien. So many different aliens have been portrayed in film, many of them evil

4134. What image do you get fom the words ‘urban decay’?
An urban area that has been left to decompose and such.

4135. Have a ___ day. Fill in the blank with anything but ‘nice’
marvellous

4136. Do you own anything with a:

southpark character or logo on it? I don’t think so

greatful dead bear or logo on it? No

4137. What is your impression of beatniks?
According to wikipedia it has something to do with Jack Kerouac, who as well all know (maybe, probably not all) wrote On the Road, which is a book I haven’t read. I don’t really know enough about this culture to have an opinion or impression

4138. What was the last thing you ordered (or watched) on pay-per-view?
Nothing

4139. Nails, long or short?
long

4140. Do you prefer touch lamps, the clapper, or the old-fashioned light switch?
the light switch

4141. Can you ‘berry talk’?
?

4142. Do you like vines on old buildings?
Sometimes. They look good on those old Victorian homes

How about grafitti on old buildings?
If the graffit was well done, it can look quite good. Rarely is this the case

4143. When someone says ‘it’s been one of those days’ what do they mean by ‘those days’?
A day where nothing quite goes they way anyone wants it to

4144. Have you ever owned those magic markers that could change colors?
I don’t think so

4145. It’s not easy bein’ ____. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking.
Green

4146. Is there a song that has been stuck in your head since you were a child?
Not quite that long

4147. Do you own anything plaid?
I don’t think so

4148. Do you recycle?
Yes

4149. What is your strongest point?
My sense of humour? My right arm is also quite strong, I’d say.

4150. What is your weakest point?
Not my left arm. Umm, I don’t really know

What are you doing to work on that weakness?
Ummm

4151. Paraphrase (rewrite) this sentance without using any of the words currently in it that are more than 2 letters long (except THE you can use THE). If anyone should steal this survey from you they should paraphrase YOUR sentance and so on.

Deep in the heart of turn of the century India a young mongoose is adopted by a british family

In a revolutionised India, a mongoose pup is picked up by people, of whom are related to one another, from Great Britain.

That’s the best I can do. Changing India and Mongoose will mean no one knows what I’m talking about

4152. A baby is born with a terminal disese. She will suffer agonizing pain for 5 years and then die. The mother gives the baby a sleeping medicine and it dies. Mom claims it was a mercy killing. Prosecution claims it was murder. You are on the jury. What is your vote?

As the mother has performed the act herself, I would call it manslaughter, on the basis that the child was to suffer agonising pain until the age of five, and that the mother has taken it upon herself to prevent her child from the harm. While the mother did do wrong, she has also done some right by her child. The only way to call this murder is to know that at some point that child would have gotten better.

4153. Why doesn’t poetry say outright what it means?
Because then it wouldn’t be poetry, it would be a statement

4154. Read this sentance:

Tomorrow will be a lovely day.

Now delete it.

Done?

Now write any sentance you want there instead.

4155. What is your opinion of Orson Welles?
I know he did the whole War of the Worlds thing, he didn’t write it, that was H.G. Wells, but he caused America to panic because they thought aliens were coming. It’s rather hilarious, really.

4156. If you were a lotion, what would your label say?
Made of pure awesome.

4157. What side is your good side?
Physically? idk, lets go with the right side.

4158. Rewrite that sentance you deleted up there as best you can. Try to get the idea across even if you don’t get the exact words right:

Holy banana, I knew it would come back to me.

That’s not the sentence.

It was dark in the subway and the man held a razor in his hand. – that was the sentence

4159. What is your favorite work by Edgar Allen Poe?
I have read The Pit and the Pendulum. It was odd, but alas it was the only thing I’ve read by Edgar Allen Poe

4160. Of the following short stories which would you be most likly to read (based on titles alone if you aren’t familiar with them, 1 is most likely 9 is least likely)??

Young Goodman Brown 3

The Cask of Amontillado 6

The Story of an Hour 4

The Metemorphasis 1

Barn Burning 9

The Lottery 7

A & P 5

The Sandkings 8

Minority Report 2

4161. What is the differance between a norm and a value?
Norm is about how something should or ought to be, where value sounds like something to do with maths. I’m really not thinking right. I’m so tired right now.

4162. Can you think of a norm in your own culture that is different from a value in your culture?
Oh, those sorts of values. I should read questions below sometimes. asldfjasldkjf I don’t want to answer this, beause I went and looked at the next question and it looks more fun

4163. Who is your favorite star wars character?
Han solo. Typical of my being a woman and all.

4164. Why haven’t we begun to colonize the moon?
because that would be very expensive.

4165. What did you think of the shuttle columbia blowing up?
Well that was quite bad, if it’s the one that six people were on, when it blew up as it was coming back to earth.

4166. What do you remember about the challenger?
Not a lot

4167. Is the force with you?
Indeed

4168. What is your favorite spoof movie?
Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead

4169. Would you ever own a(n):

human slave? No

robotic slave (where the robot is consiouss of itself)? No

trained ape slave? No

human clone slave? No

4170. What can no one stop you from doing?
Thinking.

4171. Who would you be bored without?
Dylan. What even would I do without him? What did I do before? I don’t remember.

4172. What is your only hope?
I have more than one hope.

4173. Would you rather visit france or puerto rico and why?
France, because France has the Eifle Tower and the Lourve. I’d love to visit the Lourve. I don’t even know if I’ve spelt that right.

4174. Have you ever corrupted someone or dragged them down?
I don’t think so

4175. If you could say/teach one thing to all the youth of america what would it be?
How to spell

4176. Does any part of your body get in your way?
My boobs tend to get in the way. You’d be surprised at how often, they just get in the way like there’s nothing else for them to do.

4177. Leia or Amidala?
Leia

4178. Do you trust your feelings?
Yes

4179. Do you feel empty or passionate most of the time?
passionate

4180. What was your monet of triumph?
My monet of triumph? I think here we talk of moment, not of the artist Monet. I’m so thrown off now I don’t even know what to talk about

4181. Explain what piety is:
devotion to god

4182. In what ways are you a rebel?
I will not like or agree with something just because everyone else does. I guess that’s a mild form of rebellion

4183. In what ways are you a conformist?
I don’t really conform too much. If I like someone that everyone else likes, it’s not because everyone else likes it, it’s because I really genuinely do like it

4184. Do you like movie endings that leave you wondering or tie upp all the loose ends?
A bit of both. Depends on the film genre.

4185. What movie has the best soundtrack?
Juno or Angus, Thongs and FUll-Frontal Snogging. I swear I’ve had this question five times now.

4186. What adventure would you liike to undertake?
one to a far land, in search of…idk, but I would like to venture to England, because England intrigues me.

4187. Do you tip gas station attendants when you get full service?
Not in this country

4188. Do you own any souvineers; what from where?
An assortment

4189. Does your age make you embaressed?
No

4190. Are you the strong and silent type?
I think, somewhat yes

4191. What doo your shoes look like?
Well, I have many shoes, a couple of pairs of converse, some thongs, a pair of heels, work shoes, runners

4192. Do you ever admire yourself while naked?
I tend not to just stand in front of a mirror when naked and go ‘wowwwww’

4193. If you could make someone’s clothes magically disappear who would you do it to and where?
I don’t need that ability, he removes them anyway. *wink wink*

4194. Who is more foolish, the fool or the fool that follows the first fool?
The one that follows

4196. Did people REALLY land on the moon?
Lets just, for arguments sake, say they did.

4197. Would you rather live for a month in India or Alaska?
Alaska

4198. What is one country you ould NEVER visit and why?
Probably Afghanistan, because they’re always in turmoil and such

4199. Who is the busiest person you can think of?
Kath, I reckon, she never seems available

4200. What is the average length of your relationships?
Well the last/first one I had was 8 months, and that was overall a fail relationship, and so therefore having a brilliant relationship, in my logics, means it will last quite some time.

4201. Has your life lacked a miracle?
No

4202. Would you shoot a terrorist?
If it were a life or death situation, I guess I’d have to

4203. Were you an unlovely child?
No

4204. In the recent Michael Jackson documentary was he treated fairly?
I didn’t see it, so I wouldn’t know

4205. New York City and other places along the East Coast have recently been said to be the next terrorist targets. What do you think about this?
When was this survey made? Ah, 2006 it seems. Well, they haven’t been targeted since then

4206. What should the last question in this survey be?
Do you feel you’ve accomplished something? To which I reply, not really

4207. Are you more likely to think so deeply about things that you forget to take out the garbage OR be wrapped up in your life andforget to think deeply about things?
More the first than the second one

4208. In what ways are you destructive?
I’m not really destructive

4209. If you’re not with the one you love can you love the one you’re with?
I love the one I’m with and I’m with the one I love.

4210. Why is it that when you hang upside down the blood rushes to your head but when you stand up the blood doesn’t rush to your feet?
Without really knowing the answer I’d say it has something to do with the different blood flow to the brain, and such. I’m not really with it, though, this answering questions thing.

4211. Do you demand a better future?
No, I think I’ll have quite a good one, really

4212. Does it make you uncomfortable to meet a person with a handicap or deformity (retarded, deaf, lacking a limb, etc.)?
No

4213. What did you think of the movie Vanilla Sky?
I haven’t seen it

4214. What is your favorite thing to dip into fondue?
strawberries will do just fine

4215. Are you moe like Wayne or Garth?
?

4216. SNL or Mad TV?
SNL

4217. Best three REM songs:
Now, this question here, if it is not to your standard, please do not fault me for my own opinion
1. Bad Day
2. Losing My Religion
3. Everybody Hurts

4218. Name something you do that might be considered eccentric:
I don’t think there’s much I do that’s classified as eccentric. eccentric to me is hippies or something like that.

4219. Are you hard or easy to love?
I’d say it’s not too difficult a task if you’re the right person

4220. Could you be the next american idol?
If they’re looking for below average singers, then yes.

4221. If you were going on american idol what would you:

wear?
Something comfortable yet nice

sing?
Chasing Pavements – Adele, the first verse though, I’m not so good with the chorus.

4222. Is Simon Cowell sexy or does he suck?
He’s made of ass

4223. What was the last thing you used a credit card for?
I don’t have a credit card

4226. Why do teachers always want blue or black ink?
Because it tends to be the easiest to read.

4227. What do you keep your change in?
My wallet

4228. Do you read playgirl or playboy for the articles?
No, I don’t read them at all

4229. Are you old fashioned? In what ways?
Not so much

4230. If you were going to get a mentor who would your top three choices be (out of everyone alive)?
John Green, Maureen Johnson, J.K. Rowling

4231. Would you rather visit France or Thailand?
France

4232. You love your partner but they are a slob. They aren’t likly to change. Your thoughts:
Try to change that a little, just to have him help out, I guess. That’d be the way to go

4233. Is anything brainwashing people?
Scientology

How/in what ways?
With the help of Xenu

4234. If you were a sex psitols song which one would you be (some choices in case you aren’t familiar with them: Holiday in the Sun, Bodies, No Feelings, Liar, Problems, Seventeen, Pretty Vacant, New York, E.M.I.)?
Holiday in the Sun will do, even though I don’t know the lyrics, and don’t really know the song

4235. Are you more likely to drink moderately and often or drink within an inch of your life but only once in a while?
Neither

4236. What scares you most about war?
All the death and destruction over something that could be settled in a boardroom.

4237. You find a man with wings (an angel?) half dead in your back yard. the first thing you do is:
Inspect his wounds/pain etc, give him water, find someone to help drag him inside.

4238. Why do people go to faith healers when there is so much proof that they are fake?
It’s a last resort, I guess, they want their ailments gone, and they’ll find anyway to do it

4239. When someone you care about is really angry with you how do you feel and how do you deal with that feeling?
I haven’t really witnessed this one for some time now, so I’m not sure. I hope I don’t get this one for a very long time, if ever.

4240. There’s a guy who sometimes get violent with his wife. He will scream ‘I LOVE you!’ While he hurts her. Do you think there could be any love there?
It’s not love if you’re willing to hurt them. You should be protecting them from hurt, not beating them.

4241. Name at least three things that make you want to cry.
Nothing right now

4242. Is John Malkovitch sexy? Is Billy Corgan?

Is Michael Stipe? Is Moby? Is Sinead O’Connor?

No, Yes, he was, No, Yes

4243. Imagine there’s a lepper and he wants to be cured but instead of going away his sores sprout sunflowers? Would that be a miracle? Would that tell you anything about anything?
If it didn’t hurt when sunflowers sprouted then yes, it would be somewhat of a miracle. If pain stayed then it wouldn’t be anything great

4244. Do you watch people?
Sometimes

4245. Do you have anything that doesn’t belong to you?
I don’t think so

4246. what is normal?
Nothing

4247. You are given your own private island. What would you name it, and who is allowed to live there with you?
Gilligan’s Island, because that would be hilarious, and family and friends can come live on it

4248. How can you prevent war?
Who knows these days. They don’t do well when it comes to preventation

How can we all prevent it?
Again, who knows

4249. If something is wrong in society and you don’t like it but you do nothing about it, in a way aren’t you supporting it?
Not supporting it, you’re just not doing anything about it, like sitting on the fence

4250. Do you like Leslie Nielson?
Yes

4251. If you could make a new toothpaste flavor what would it be?
Some nice fruit one that actually tastes like the fruit, like apple or something

4252, Have you ever called the police or the fire department?
No

Why and what happened?

4253. What’s more important, freedom or security and why?
freedom, because freedom means that you’re free to roam and then you won’t even need that much security. You need more security in an area that restricts the freedom of others

4254. Who pays most of the taxes, rich people, or average people or poor people?
I believe it’s probably the average people

Who should pay the most?
There should be no person paying the most, it should be equal, as per the pay you receive

4255. You are on the weakest link with these contestants: a monkey, Simon Coswell, Hayden Christensen, Cher, a guy in a teenage mutant ninja turtle costume and GW Bush. Who do you vote off as the weakest link and why?
Sim cowell, because that’s revenge for you.

4256. Do you like:

mint skittles?
No

mint ice cream?
No

junior mints?
No

4257. Does protesting/demonstrating really have any effect?
Sometimes it does

4258. After the world demonstrated against war with Iraq, Saddam was quoted as saying america was ‘weak and isolated’. Do you believe this is so?
I don’t believe that is so, America is probably the most powerful country in the world, and are able to be the most influential on the western world

4259. Have you ever wanted to be with someone who was off limits?
Not really, I mean there was a brief moment in time where I was like ‘yeah, if he was single I’d go for him’ in some sort of sense, but I’d never work to get someone that’s in a relationship already, like there was no crush involved, and such thoughts were dissolved rather quickly.

4260. Have you ever wanted someone so badly that you would kiss your hand imagining it was them?
No

4261. Are there any situations when cheating on someone is okay?
I don’t think so, even if they’re cheating on you already it doesn’t make you a prime example to do the same thing back. Break if off and then go for someone else, if that’s the case

4262. When you feel empty inside what do you fill yourself up with?
Happiness

Where does it come from?
hugs, music, kisses, lovely things

4263. Would you rather be loved or desired?
loved

4264. When you remember something do you remember yourself to be more or less graceful/positive/smooth than you actually were?
Probably about right, in my memory, to be honest. I remember how it was

4265. How can you tell the days of the week apart without using a calander?
By what’s happening each day. Who’s home? What did I do the day before? Where did I have work? It’s easy.

Are your days really different or all the same?
They are all somewhat different.

4266. Who started punk rock?
I don’t really know, it was just a developing group of musicians that collectively created the genre through teh changing times.

Who started goth?

Who started hip hop?

Take the fist answer and use it for all questions. Well, musicians didn’t really start goth, I don’t think.

4267. What 3 things about you have shaped your life the most?
Being a nerd, being able to use a computer, having lived in different countries

4268. Is your mind awake?
Yes

Is your soul?
Yes

Were they always?
Yes

If not, can you remember a moment or a few moments that helped you wake up?

4269. Have you ever misperceived what was going on only to discover it when it was too late?
Often

4270. Do you understand the human heart?
Yes

4271. How important is your weight?
Of course it’s important, as it’s important to be healthy and able to do what you want to do without your own body preventing you from doing so

How important is your partner’s weight?
As above.

4272. What color is the wind?
Yellow

4273. Do you believe children or adults know more?
Some children certainly know more

4274. Do you believe you are crazy?
Yes

4275. Did you predict the ending to Joe Millionaire?
I didn’t see it

Is there something you care about less than you care about Joe Millionaire?
Miley Cyrus

4276. Snow blower or shovel?
Haven’t had much experience in either when it comes to snow

4277. List everything you ate in the last 24 hours?
pasta, 2 x english muffins, 2 x banana, a cheeseburger, a regular caramel sundae. That’s it. One english muffin was dinner. I am hungry still

4278. Have you ever plagerized?
I don’t think so

If yes, what and why?

did you get caught?

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No one could act in that daredevil movie. The script sucked as well. This is not a question.

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Haha, wtf. I bet they went and watched that movie then came back to continue writing that script. Here is their anger.

4279. Who specifically annoys you?
No one, really

4280. What is your favorite blanket like?
It’s pink/orange and has a strip of gold silk type stuff around the outside. Legendary

4281. How do you feel about teachers comming on to their students?
Quite gross

Students comming on to their teachers?
Also gross

4282. In what ways do you keep yourself entertained?
In every way possible, read, watch things, write, swim, walk etc

4283. Entertainers (musicians, sports players) are the highest paid people in america. Why are we so obsessed with being entertained?
Because we fear boredom?

4284. Do you want a perfect body?
No

4285. Do you want a perfect soul?
No

4286. Which do you want more?
I’d prefer the perfect soul

4287. Do you want people to notice when you’re not around?
I’m not that desperate for attention

4288. Are you more of a creep, a wierdo or special?
weirdo, most likely

4289. Who wrote the bible?
A large assortment of people

4290. Who wrote the book of love?
No one, because if you’re in love, you don’t have time to write a book about it

4291. Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?
The snuffalapagus

4292. Who rocks the party that rocks the party?
I do

4293. If you could pick 5 things to study with no limits what 5 things would you pick?
Editing, screen writing, novel writing, cooking and..umm…singing!

4294. Do you study any of them on your own?
The middle ones. Unless you count singing on my own as studying. I’d say I’ve actually improved my singing as of late. I don’t know how, I just feel like what I’m singing is coming out a lot better than what it used to.

4306. Why do you choose to listen to the music you listen to?
Because I like it, it makes me happy and for that I listen to it

4307. Does music these days suck?
Not at all, if it sucks, you’re not listening to the right music

4308. Are personal ads acts of desperation?
In some ways, yes

4309. Have you ever been/are you a vegetarian?
I am not, nor have I been

4310. Who are the three most important musical artists in your life?
Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Muse

4311. do you find it disrepectful when contemporary musicians cover older ones?
No

How about when people attribute the writing of these songs to the bands that only covered them?
That’s quite bad

4312. Do you believe in arming civilians?
No

4313. Do you find desolation and darkness sometimes beautiful?
Sometimes it can be

4314. If you were drafted to fight in Afghanistan, would you willingly and proudly go?
No

4315. What is people juice?
The juice of people

4316. Isle or window seat?
window

4317. What is your Favorite Simpsons character?
Hmmm, I find Ned Flanders to be rather hilarious

4318. Have you ever been to Mexico?
No

4319. Are people that wear glasses more or less attractive?
Not necessarily more.

4320. What sucks more, a Mini Van or SUV?
SUV

4321. Are the days of writing and mailing letters lost?
Just about

4322. What do you think about right before you go to sleep?
Many, many things, which doesn’t help the falling asleep part. I’m finding it’s easiest to fall asleep when next to dylan, compared to when alone.

4323. Do I ever cross your mind – anytime?
Not really

4324. Have you ever solved a Rubix Cube?
No

4325. Why is everyone so emotionaly and spiritually dead????
They’re more concerned with everything else

Are YOU??
I wouldn’t say I’m emotionally dead

4326. What can you feel BURNING UP inside your head?
I can’t feel anything burning up in my head

4327. What life experience do you have?
All of it

4328. Have you ever hit rock bottom?
Once, almost

What was that like for you?
Quite terrible

4329. Are you self destructive?
No

4330. Are you very extreme?
Extreme in what way? I do like extreme activiies, they tend to be a lot of fun

4331. Are you completely full or do you feel empty?
I am quite full at the moment

4332. Can you turn the whole world inside out?
I haven’t given it a go

4333. Are you potentially a criminal?
No

4334. Where is your PASSION??
In my head

4335. Why do we hide our souls?
Within us

4336. How many times have you lied today?
Once. I had to get out of work and it was a rather difficult thing to achieve but I managed

Did you just lie to that question?
No

4337. Do you always notice when you are lying?
I don’t lie often, so yes

4338. Do you think that lieing is so built into our culture that we can’t help it?
We use lies because often they’re more reasonable than the truth, so in many ways, yes.

4339. What are fighting against?
Others, ourselves, everything

What are you fighting for?
Not much at the moment

Why aren’t you fighting?
Because fighting is futile these days

4340. Give the following things a rating. One is compltely normal, ten is completely crazy/rebelious.

tattoos: 4

no pircings or tattoos: 1

piercings: 3 – for ears, 7 for everywhere else, 10 for any genitals, because that’s just scary

pink hair: 3

openly discussing sex: 3

bob marley: 2

green hair: 2

extreme emotion: 4

a tie: 1

spiked bracelets: 2

4341. What’d you think of the grammys?
The grammy’s tend to be rubbish, they don’t give out many awards on the night of the grammys, which is the part I enjoy the most

4342. When you see the stars and the waves crash in how do you feel?
When do the waves crash in?

4343. What do you think about under a midnight sky?
Depends if I’m alone or not. One day I must just lay under the midnight sky all night, preferably in summer. Just find a secluded spot with someone, perhaps Dylan. Yes, yes, let us make love under the stars or something. Stay up all night, then see the sun rise. That’s actually one of those goals. stay up all night just to see the sun rise, but with passionate love making inbetween. You know, because we’re awesome like that.

4344. Who are ‘they’?
They are the eyes and ears of the world

4345. Who cares what they think???
I don’t. I don’t even know who they are, really.

4346. Do you ever let them stop you?
No

4347. What would you do if there were no limits?
Goal number 4343 sounds pretty darn good right now.

There are no limits. Go Do it.

I’m going to let Dylan find that question first, and see if he decides it’s worth doing. surely he must though. It does sound rather awesome.

4348. Will you dance with me?
surely

4349. Will you drink yourself on the floor with me?
No

4350. Will you sleep in the streets with me?
Probably not

4351. Courtney love or Madonna:

musically?
Madonna – 80s.

personality wise?
Madonna, still

looks?
Madonna

4352. Do you have a negative attitude towards the opposite sex?
Certainly not. They’re awesome

4353. Can you imagine anything that would seriously improve the world?
If people would move on from racism and prejudice against others that would be really great. Like people who are against gay people, muslims and such. I mean, this is the 21st Century, people, this is not 1960. America has a black president, a gay man in congress, australia has a lesbian in the cabinet. If you can’t accept this then you’re living in the past.

4354. Have you read the book Venus in Furs?
No

Did it turn you on?
I haven’t read it.

4355. Velvet Underground with or without Nico?
Velvet Underground

4356. Is there any similarity between what eminem is doing and what manson is doing?
I tend not to compare the two, nor have I ever considered doing so

4357. Who wants to be your dog?
Frodo is my dog, and that’s enough for now. I hope that’s what this question means. I don’t want to read between the lines here.

4358. Are you SURE you aren’t pretentious(I’ve been reading SOME surveys that sound pretentious to me)?
I’m not pretentious

4359. Can you understand and express subtle and complex ideas?
Indeed I can give it a go

4360. Is writing akin to thinking for you?
In the case of answering this survey, yes, I write down the first thoughts that come to me, and in some cases this proves to be the better answering of questions.

4361. What do you imagine it feels like to be a member of the opposite sex?
I honestly don’t think there are that many differences, other than the lack of boobs and having a penis. Yes, some women are so far from being like men that they would suffer shock if they were the opposite sex, but for me I can be both ‘one of the boys’ so to speak, and ‘one of the girls’ if you catch my drift.

4362. Bowie’s Outside, can you tell who the murderer is?
No

4363. Are you a bad banana with a greasy black peel?
No, yuck

4364. What do you think of the Atkins diet?
I doubt it works, like mostly every other diet, other than the one that involves eating reasonably healthy and doing some form of exercise. Which isn’t so much a diet, as a lifestyle.

4365. ‘If it bleeds, I will fuck it’

How does that make you feel?
That’s quite disgusting really

4366. The greatest shock rocker of all time is:

The most pathetic shock rocker is:

I can’t say I really think much of any of them.

4367. Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, or Red Dragon?
Silence of the Lambs, by popular opinion, not by my own, because as of the 30th of November 2009, I haven’t seen it. Give me a week and I’ll tell you otherwise.

4368. If Dr Lecter were to visit you what would you do?
Hide the butchers knives.

4369. Who is your favorite director of movies?
Tim Burton, but also Peter Jackson, Wes Anderson, John Hughes, Steven Spielberg and Judd Apatow would be up there.

4370. What is Kubrick’s best film?
I have seen only one: Dr Strangelove: Or How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb, which is of course a fantastic film that’s well worth seeing.

4371. Fill in the blank as if you were speaking. I don’t want anybody else. When I think about ___ I touch myself.
Oh my. You. I’m going to say you, but then again I don’t, you see, because I can wait. Wait for what, I’m sure you know.

4372. Are you overly confident and blinded to your own faults?
No

If you were you probably wouldn’t know the extent of it.

4373. Do you like:

King Crimson?
…

Emerson Lake and Palmer?
…

Tajmahol?
…

Republic?
…

Thursday?
I do like Thursdays, but I don’t think that’s what this is implying.

4376. Do you party like River Pheonix?
As I haven’t overdosed at a club and died, no, I do not. Sad death, because he was a very talented actor.

4377. What is it that you still are hiding?
The cookies!

4378. How attractive is a girl is a suit?
Depends on the suit. You see, certain items of clothing will accentuate the curves of a woman’s body, making her look more attractive. If the suit does not do that then it will probably make one look the way that maccas work pants make everyone look, which is fat. I hate those pants. They’re the worst pants ever, no one looks good in them. Actually, that’d be the uniform as a whole.

How attractive is a guy in a dress?
I tend to find that just looks weird, because the way their chest and torso tend to be shaped doesn’t allow for them to look good in a dress at all

4379. Why is it more acceptable for a girl to dress like a guy than for a guy to dress like a girl?
Because some time ago women decided they want to wear pants. When guys start the revolution for wearing dresses and skirts collectively then we’ll see the tables turn.

4380. Why is being a girl seen as somehow something LESS than being a guy?
I don’t know, I mean, we should be praised, having had to have pushed the guys out of our vaginas in the first place. I’m not complaining about being a woman though, because child birth will be an adventure! Oh I do love a good adventure.

4381. What are three things you value?
Love, friends, family

4382. What are three things you normally do that go against those values in some way?
Don’t spend enough time with family, don’t see friends as often as I should, and I don’t know about love because I don’t seem to do anything to go against that, because it’s the most awesome thing right now.

4383. Name three things society in general values?
Freedom, security, and an apparent value for all things money related

4384. Name three behaviors that society accepts as normal that go against those values?
Jail, murder (not as something normal, but accepted as something that does happen, even though it’s terrible), going broke

4385. Name three highly specific things you look for in a potential mate?
I like to start with friendship, I find that if you know you can be good friends, there’s a potential to become good partners, then common interests that can link you together, and have you talking about things for long time, and a willingness to do and try new things with one another, and finally, to be able to see myself with that person for a long time, because I don’t want to float around dating half the world, I’d much rather find one person and stay with them forever, find the right person to start with, because it’s better to get it right once than get it wrong 50 times.

4386. Who is the basis for your comparison when choosing a partner?
Not really any comparison, just really what I know is right.

4387. Have you ever given someone multiple orgasms or received them yourself?
Received

4388. The older generations thought the beatles were hip. Now they think today’s music is shocking. What could music evolve into that people might find more shocking ten years from now?
I honestly don’t know how it’s going to evolve now. In 10 years time who knows what we’ll be singing about.

4389. Do you have any motives for your actions other than anger and lust?
Lust and anger don’t really come into any of my motives, to be honest

4390. Would you be more likely to rape someone or to kill someone?
Kill

4391. What have you read by James Baldwin?
NOthing, most likely

4392. Can you read Naked Lunch straight through in one sitting?
I haven’t tried, but that said, probably not, it would take a few days to divulge that plotline.

4393. Are you a snob?
Yes

If yes, in what regards?
It would be a lie to say I’m not a movie snob. There’s movies I won’t see because I know they’re crap. I can always tell, from the trailer, and if someone doesn’t believe me I’d say it sounds a bit snobbish, in a way. thats really my only example on the matter

4394. Fill in the blank. ___ is all there is.
Life

4395. Is common sense dead?
Not for I

4396. Are you unapproachable?
No

4397. Are you the kind of person strangers like to talk to?
They do, sometimes, like at work I’ll get them comment on the heat, weather or ask for directions. I’m normally the one they ask directions to.

4398. Do social interactions energize or drain you (in general)?
In general, energise

4399. What’s the longest you have ever gone between sexual encounters?
When it comes to current boyfriend, I’d say around about five days.

4400. Compare John Lennon and Kurt Cobain:
How???

4401. Do online relationships actually work?
They can

4402. Did you know who Norah Jones was before the grammys?
Well, I didn’t watch those grammy’s, so I don’t really know

4403. In Maine school teachers are being told by the board of education that cannot criticize the possible upcomming war in front of students because those kids with military parents were getting upset by it in a few cases. What do you think of this?
I think it’s fair enough that one shouldn’t criticize a war in a way tha may possibly offend or upset others.

4405. Should a convicted murderer have the same right to be on the organ donor waiting list as anyone else?
Yes, if there’s nothing wrong with their organs, then why not?

4406. Is there a difference between american rights and human rights? If so what is the difference?
American rights are more suited to the western world. The western world believes they need more to live, and so they feel their rights are different to those of the human population as a whole.

4407. What is the only completely instrumental album ever to be labeled as having explicit lyrics?
I haven’t any idea. I am interested though, so google I shall. Well, it was Jazz From Hell by Frank Zappa, because of one song entitled ‘G-Spot Tornado’ even though it had no more lyrics.

4408. Who would you rather put in a box and mail to abu dabbi, Tipper Gore or Hilary Clinton?
Hilary Clinton

4409. What are your top three favorite comic strips?
XKCD, Happiness and Cyanide, Dilbert

4410. Can you name anything that sucks more than Creed?
Nickelback

4411. Is eminem a genius?
In some ways, yes

Why or why not?
Because he revolutionised rap music, in a way, and has done so skillfully

4412. Where is abu dabbi anyway?
United Arab Emirates

4413. Where do you think woman are the most free from social pressure to please men, the US, Egypt or Japan and why?
As far as social pressure goes, probably Egypt, because most of their marriages are Islamic, and therefore they are not pressured into having sex with anyone until which time they become married. In the US, women are classified as prude or a tease if they don’t put out, and I’m not sure about Japan, exactly

4414. Is there a difference between crisps and crackers?
Crisps are potato chips, and crackers are more biscuit like

4415. If you were going to download three movies that you wouldn’t have paid for but you’ll watch since they’re free what would you download?
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The Godfather, and that movie about the women and the man, and it has one of the most parodied/well recognised scenes of all time and they’re on the beach and the waves wash over them. I want to see that one. I can’t remember what it’s called right now

4416. If you had a ferret what would you name it?
Oscar Wilde

4417. What do you think of peta?
I think they’re a bit extremist in their actions

4418. If you started your own music awards show what would be the three most prestigious awards you gave out and who would win them this year?
Song of the Year, Album of the Year, Artist of the Year. I’m not sure who I’d give them to, there’s so many to choose from. Narrow the year down to five and I’ll give my opinion

What would your show be looking for in an artist?
Class, definitely.

4419. Is there a difference between a musical artist and an entertainer?
A musical artist is someone that takes music and turns it into an art, an entertainer doesn’t necessarily involve music in their entertaining, they are generally designed to entertain, and lack the creativity of musical artists

4420. How would you rank the following people, artist or entertainer?

Weird Al: Artist

Britney Spears: Entertainer

David Bowie: Artist

Eminem: Artist

Moby: Artist

Marilyn Manson: Entertainer

Tiny Tim: Artist

The Monkeys: Entertainer

The Sex Pistols: Artist

4421. Why does Polly Pocket no longer fit into your pocket?
Because it’s ass now. Polly Pockets were my favourite when they fit in pockets.

4422. Would you eat a cereal called Mud & Bugs?
Probably not

Yes, there is such a cereal.

4423. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be?
Centaur, because it’s the first one that came to mind after vampire.

4424. What do you think of the new pregnant barbie (called happy family barbie)?
I haven’t seen it

4425. What is one thing you know is a lie?
That isn’t question 4425, I swear there has been many more than that.

4426. How is your soul today?
Very well, thank you

4427. Are you into sci fi?
Yes

4428. What’s a ‘poppet’?
Something awesome

4429. How’s the name Shane?
Not a huge fan

4430. What is expected of your gender that you don’t quite live up to?
Well, I don’t know, having babies probably. Give me a chance, alright.

4431. Koolaid. if it’ll dye your hair, try to imagine what it does to your stomach:

Do people still dye their hair with koolaid?
No idea. I’ve never had koolaid. Although I could go with that stuff that turned Dylan’s tongue blue last night. Yes, now we know what the date is here.

4432. If you build it, they will come.

What is it?
Something so odd everyone comes to stare at it

who are they?
Everyone!

4433. What would you never do to get attention?
Flash my boobs at randoms.

4434. Should we try to control nature?
No

4435. Who is the most powerful villain in the universe?
Sylar

4436. Invent a superhero to deal with that villain?
The only one that’s going to beat Sylar now is someone with the ability to match his powers AND have a permanent shield around them, that deflects anything he sends their way, back in his direction, at a speed faster than the eye can see, or the ears can hear.

4437. Who are you desperately missing?
I am not desperately missing anyone presently

4438. What gives you a feeling of perfection and peace?
I find I am most at peace when falling asleep against Dylan, or if he has his arms around me whilst falling asleep. It is indeed very lovely.

4439. Are you already whole and complete or does something make you whole and complete?
I feel whole and complete right now, and I’m not sure if it’s because of something, or because of just how life is

What?

4440. Do you prefer the word mankind or humankind?
I’m not gonna lie, mankind sounds better and is easier to say

4441. Do you look good in yellow?
Not really big on yellow

4442. What do you want to win?
I want to win at life

4443. What gives someone power?
With great power comes great responsibility. Bites from radioactive spiders will give you power.

Who has power over you?
Not Spiderman. I guess when I’m at work, the managers do. That makes sense

Who do you have power over?
Not many people, really, but I’m fine with that

4444. What question do you really want to know the answer to:

in general?
Who won the 1998 Best Picture Oscar? I can get back to 1999.

about yourself?
I don’t have much more to ask myself after this survey.

4446. One thing you thought you would never miss but do is:
Nothing at the moment

4447. In what ways are you a rold model?
I don’t drink, do drugs, go out partying hard, I don’t sleep around with tonnes of guys. I am a pretty good role model, I say.

In what ways are you a bad example?
I don’t think I’m much of a bad example.

4448. How is your blood pressure?
I don’t know, hopefully quite fine

4449. What was our last horrble nightmare about?
I haven’t had a horrible one for a while now

4450. Hey you. What do you say?
YEEeAHHHHH. Like that. Because that’s just rad.

4451. What is your favorite waste of time (BESIDES this survey)?
I used to waste my time dreaming of being alive, now I only waste it dreaming of you.
sorry, that song just comes to mind with the words ‘waste of time’. I can’t help myself. It’s one of my favourite song lines.

4452. How would you like to die?
Peacefully in my old age

4453. What are three words used in your area/dialect that many other areas/dialects wouldn’t be familiar with?
shenanigans, antidisestablishmentarianism, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. YEESSSSS. Google tells me I spelt that last one correctly. WIN.

4454. What are the ages of the oldest and youngest person you’ve ever had sex with?
18-19, much the same age, really. I mean, currently 19, but he gets older each day, you see. 😛

4455. What is the weirdest place you have ever woken up?
Nowhere really weird, to be honest

Did you remember how you got there?

4456. How do you feel when your partner is talking to an ex?
Haven’t really had that experience to be able to feel anything

4457. Is there an unrequited (unreturned) love in your life?
no

4458. What is the most expensive gift you have ever

given?
I shall not say.

received?
Prob my mp3 player

4459. List three traits that might help you to fall madly in love:
I don’t know, it just happens.

4460. Do children like you?
Yes

4461. If you found your child’s diary would you read it?
Debateable. 😛

What if you found the diary of one of your parents?
Also debateable.

4462. Have you ever stalked or killed a wild animal?
No

4463. True or False.

You are moody in the morning:
False

woman first:
Not always

baby corn freaks you out:
No

Life is fair:
Yes

4464. Name something you are now prepared to reveal about yourself that you weren’t ready to talk about in the past?
Nothing I want to say here.

4465. Name a talent someone has of which you are jealous:
I would certainly love to be able to play guitar well, but alas my fingers do not seem to be the right size for such a thing. D:

4466. What would you think if you met yourself at a party?
Well I don’t know, depends on the party

4467. What would you most likely complain about in a Hotel?
The pillows

4468. Agree or disagree.

men need to be treated like children:
No

it is possible to be in love with more than one person at the same time:
I don’t know how it’s possible to devote yourself to two people at once without getting caught. One is just right, you don’t need more. Therefore, I would say definitely no, in my own personal life

you often feel pressured by others:
No

couples should live together before marriage:
Yes, I think if given the opportunity they should, even if it’s just after engagement, I think it’s good to get used to living with one another before marriage.

4469. If you owned a restraunt what kind of cuisine would you serve?
Dessert, a restaurant just for dessert.

4470. Three words that describe your ideal day in bed are:
Rain, Sunday, Dylan. e.g. a rainy sunday in bed with dylan. Why does it not rain enough in this country?

4471. If you had a ticket for a month in paradise where would you go?
Define paradise

4472. All men like to hear:
Compliments

All woman like to hear:
Compliments

Men and women are alike, I say.

4473. If you are a woman what is your most masculine or macho trait or ability?
When I play tennis my right arm is too strong and I always end up hitting it too far. D: It’s why Dylan wins.

If you are a man what is your most feminine trait or ability?

4474. How would you feel attending the wedding of an ex?
I wouldn’t go, but from a distance I’d feel sorry for the woman.

4475. Fiction or nonfiction.

You can lie with a straight face:
nonfiction

You pee in the shower:
fiction

you prefer honesty even when it hurts:
nonfiction

uncapped toothpaste causes problems:
nonfiction, in a way, it does annoy me a little

4476. What is the longest lust can last?
I don’t know, for some people it lasts for ages, and for others it’s short

4477. What would you like to experiance while blindfolded?
Oooh, er, hmmm. idk.

4478. The most horrifying couple you know is:
Who’s that person Britney Spears is with? I’d say they’d top that one. No one, personally though.

4479. Name three things you have experienced that would shock your parents:
Ooh, I don’t think I’ve done anything too shocking and out there that would shock them too much.

4480. The oddest thing you have ever put in your mouth is:
Socks.

4481. Lie or truth.

love is a battlefield: I don’t think so, battlefield gives the impression that love = war, which is not true

you watch too much tv: no

woman enjoy sex as much as men do: yes

you are often tired: no

4482. What is the craziest thing you’ve done for attention?
Once again, nothing too out there. I don’t beg for attention in any crazy sense.

4483. Do you believe in using the silent treatment?
I can give it a go, but it’s too easy for people to make me laugh

4484. Your most embarassing thought:
God, I don’t know what my most embarassing thought is

4485. Your most prejudiced thought:
I don’t have prejudiced thoughts too often, especially not just sitting on top of my head randomly

4486. A shameful moment for you:
I just dropped a lollipop on my boob, and it stuck there. It’s not too shameful, but it did just happen and I thought I might just share that

4487. The biggest gamble of your life:
I’d say that one involved a tent back in July. I didn’t know where that was going or what it quite meant at the time, but I let it happen anyway.

4488. What is your greatest weakness as a friend?
Probably not organising to see them enough, or not staying in contact well enough.

4489. Yes or No.

complaining is a release: Sometimes.

James Bond movies are sexy: They’re all 40 or so. That’s not sexy unless you’re 40.

You feel better when you have a tan: No

You sometimes eat your boogers: No

If yes, that’s okay.

4490. Do you sometimes enjoy being mean?
Only if it’s a mean sort of joke that I know won’t be taken the wrong way, but that other person will laugh about as well, or have a good comeback to.

4491. Are you high maintenance?
No, I’m really not. At least I hope I’m not.

4492. Would you rather assume the role of sexual student or teacher?
Ugh. Um..student?

4493. How many lovers do you consider to be too many?
During a life time, or at once? Five seems like too many during a life time, to be honest, for me. One at once is good, any more than that and you’re doing life wrong. I think I’m one of those people who likes to find the perfect person for myself and then stay with them forever.

4494. What fortune would you want to find in a fortune cookie?
Something lovely and not depressing would be nice

If yes what’d you think of it?
I’ve seen the others though, this could look very disappointing to some people.

4497. Do you overuse the word genius?
Well I tend to only use it when Dylan has done something useful, which is probably quite often.

4498. Are you proud of the history of your people?
Quite

Why or why not?
It’s quite an interesting history

4499. Do you think about world destruction?
Not often

4500. What object could completely symbolize maleness?
Condoms, because no women can use them on themselves.

How about femaleness?
Tampons 😛

YussS. 500 questions to go! Sadly though, my net is down so I can’t access any more questions.

4501. Who do you feel on shaky grounds with?
No one

4502. How would you rate Stephen King as a writer?
Honestly, I haven’t read anything he’s written, but his books tend to be very popular, and one of them even made it to the 1001 books you must read before you die, so somewhere there he must be quite a good writer

4503. What movie are you looking forward to?
Sherlock Holmes, Avatar, The Princess and the Frog, The Lovely Bones

4504. Hulk Hogan with or without the bandana?
With

4505. Do you more often tell people what you feel or what you think?
Well in many ways that should be both

4506. Have you been to see an opera?
No

4507. What do you wish that you knew with more certainty?
Lady GaGa’s gender. I mean, yes, she absolutely looks like a woman in that film clip that was just on, but, you never know.

4508. Does your heart break and break and live by breaking?
no

4509. Can you tell the difference between what you think and what you feel or do you often get them confused?
I can tell

4510. Do you feel like there are a lot of referances in this survey that you are not getting?
Probably

4511. You are shopping in the Mad Mall for things to add to your room. Of the following list, what 5 things will you buy?

I’d like more bed please. What does that even mean? How can I have more of bed? Or should that be beds?

4513. Your preference. David Bowie or Marc Bolan?
David Bowie

4514. Who’d win in a fight, Morrissey or Robert Smith?
Morrissey

4515. Earth girls are:
Dirty

4516. One of your friends tells you they are going to train to become a cop. your reaction?
I’d tell them that’s pretty cool, because if it’s what they want to do then they should go for it

4517. Would you ever consider working for the government?
Well maybe, yeah

4518. What are the best and wort television channels?
Best = ABC, Worst = FTV

4519. If you had a magical pencil and everything you drew became real what would you draw?
I don’t know. I’m not very good at drawing

4520. Your boots were made for:
talkin’, because that’s just what they do. One of these days they’re going to talk right back at you.

4521. What movie would you like to see a mystery science theater episode about (even if it isn’t a sci fi movie, just one that needs making fun of)?
Oh my, oooohhhhh. New Moon. Efff yes. I must see it done. Well, the whole twilight series. It’s time to bring out MST3K again.

4522. What’s the buzz?
Nothing much at this present moment.

4523. The last person you would want to be stranded on a desert island with is:
Probably some guy that speaks for textbook audio books as a living, because that sounds like he’d be a pretty boring guy, having that job.

4524. Your partner takes an aeroplane trip. the plane disappears and is never found. How long do you wait for them to return before you begin looking for a new partner?
oh god, I don’t know, but wouldn’t I just be a wreck.

4525. Some animals that mate for life can literally die of grief if their mate is captured or dies. How many humans would do that do you think?
I’m not sure about die, but I think in some ways their soul would die, like those women who lose their husbands and just lie in a dark room all day eating minimal amounts of food.

4526. What would you like to touch?
I would like some good hugs, which would involve touching Dylan.
How’s that for a G rated answer.

4527. Does anything you own glow in the dark?
I’m not sure, probably

4528. Would you rather ride a dragon or a unicorn?
Oooh oooh. A dragon, cause they tend to fly more often in stories than unicorns.

4529. Do things just always go right for you?
I wouldn’t say always, but they do tend to resolve themselves

4530. What’s the best nick toon?
Rugrats

4531. Can you make a balloon animal?
Probably not

4532. Would you undress at a nude beach?
Pretty sure nude beaches are full of bogans, so lets just go to the normal beach in clothes

4533. Wherever there’s a secret recipe, there is someone who wants to steal it. True or false?
of course

4534. What is today but yesterday’s tommorrow?
But we do not call today tomorrow, tomorrow is tomorrow, so today is today. Or something.

4535. Are you more like spongebob who does nothing right but still everything good happens to or like squidworth who tries to do things right and ends up having nothing good happen to him?
More like spongebob, I’d say

4536. How many glasses of water do you drink each day?
Prob around 6 or so

4537. What is the difference between intelectualism and pretentiosness?
Intellectualism is someone that is open to all opinions, and is able to accept the other opinions, whereas pretentious people just have one ‘intellectual’ opinion and stick with it, generally.

4538. What do you like in a poem, accessability, crypticness or somethin in between?
Something in between

4539. What do you think of William Blake?
I am not too familiar with the works of William Blake

Is his writing difficult to understand?
I cannot say, although if you have to ask that question, probably

4540. Has learning to spell become obsolete?
No, because taking out half the letters in a sentence becomes difficult to read. Clear and concise people. That’s what we need.

4541. Who do you find yourself in constant conflict with?
No one

Why the conflict?

4542. What is the difference between literature and hallmark cards?
Literature is genius, hallmark cards are solely money making tools

4543. How many contemporary poets can you name?
Stephen Chbosky and that’s it

4544. What subjects do you refuse to talk about?
Antidisestablishmentarianism. I just like saying the word.

Why are you hiding from them?
I don’t know too much about it

4545. Are you every parent’s wet dream?
Well I’m a lot more sensible than most people my age. I don’t cause worry when I go out at night

4546. Everyone starts in the garden of Eden but no one can stay there. Why not?
Curiosity

4547. Would you want to join a club that would have you as a member?
Well, yeah, if it’s an interesting club

4548. Greatest black and white film:
It Happened One Night

4549: Greatest film three hours or longer:
Toss up between Gone with the Wind and the LOTR films.

4550. No means..
yes. It’s opposite day! Or is it?

4551. When you are exposed to the artwork (poetry, painting etc) of a friend, family member or aquantance how likly are you to criticize it?
Well if it’s good I’ll say so, if it’s not I might say so.

4552. Do you mentally reject people?
Sometimes

Before speaking to them?
Yes, because sometimes it’s just meant to be that way.

4553. Are we already living out 1984?
Not quite

4554. Sing, now!

What did you sing?
Bulletproof – La Roux, It’s on TV

Can you sing?
I can’t sing this song, that’s for sure

Are you the next american idol?
No. I’m not even in America, let alone American

4555. Do you like the feeling of a ball point pen being used to draw pictures on your palm?
It’s alright, as long as the pen runs smoothly

4556. Have you ever been airbrushed?
No

4557. Are you an elitist?
Not really

What are you elitist about?
…

4558. Are you arrogant?
No

About what?
…

4558. Use the two following words in a sentance: ghandi, ford
Ghandi purchased a Ford

4559. Are you trecherous?
oh yes.

4560. Name the ten bands you are the biggest fan of:
Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Muse, Cobra Starship, Cute is What We Aim For, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, The All-American Rejects, Birds of Tokyo, The Cab

Name the ten bands who are your biggest fans:
I don’t have one fan that’s my biggest fan.

4561. Are you jolly?
Oh indeed

4562. What does the world stop for?
The world stops only for a slice of cheese.

4563. Would you like to reapolster your furniture in camoflauge?
Not so much

4564. Would you rather have your own personal live in massuse or a new car?
A new car

4565. What were you born holding?
nothing

4566. Big nose, is it ugly or does it give the face character?
Depends on the nose, and the face

4567. Name three things you would NOT do, even for one million dollars (tax free):

4571. Who frolics in the autumn mist in a land called honalee?
Puff the Magic Dragon. I had ‘Pete the Magic Dragon’ there originally, but Pete is the boy in the movie.

4572. Is anything nastier as a snack than fruit roll ups?
I don’t mind roll ups, but I very rarely had them

4573. When you hear someone make a joke about something will you later make the same joke to someone else as if you had just thought it up?
No, I’ll say I heard a joke then repeat it

What if someone just says something intelligent, would you use what they said later as if you had made it up?
No

4574. What’s on your pajamas?
An assortment of things

4575. Are people nicer in new york or california?
I’ve only been to california and they were quite nice.

4576. Ever think about moving to Alaska to live as a hermit?
No

4577. You are interested in a potential mate who is already attatched. Do you encourage him or her to leave their current catch or try to find someone all alone?
No, I do not try and make them give up what they’ve already got, it’s better to find someone that’s not currently attached to anyone.

4578. Do you play in the snow?
I don’t ever seen snow

4579. Do you save a snowball in your freezer to hit someone with in the summer time?
No

4580. What bible story would you like to see acted out by animated veggetables?
I think they’ve covered most of them now with vegetales, although I would like to see that one with the father whose daughters get him drunk so they can get pregnant with his babies.

What vegetable would play jesus?
One of those expensive rare japanese mushrooms

4581. Will you be ready for the next alien attack?
What do you mean next alien attack? Saying next means there’s already been one

4582. You can’t make this easy can you?
I wish it were easier getting through these questions

4583. What is a small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequenses?
Maybe letting someone push you around a bit, to start with is a small thing but the more it happens the greater the consequences of letting it slide

4584. Are you the open window maniac?
What does that mean?

4585. Have you ever been a hall monitor?
No

What exactly do hall monitors do anyway?
I assume that they monitor halls

4586. Would you rather wear an army uniform or a cow costume for halloween?
An army uniform

4587. When was the last timeyou played tag, musical chairs, hide and seek etc?
Quite some time ago, now.

4588. Can you leap frog?
Yes

4589. What was the lost strong and clear emotion yo felt?
I haven’t lost strong and clear emotions recently

4590. Are you more of a disco ball, a candle or a robot?
A disco ball, because disco balls are fancy

4591. Could any good come out of a nuclear holocaust?
Very little good could come out of a nuclear holocaust

4592. Are you an angel in disguise?
Certainly

4593. Could you have fun with ajelly fish?
Probably not, they tend to sting

for 12 hours?
No

4594. Who throws the wildest parties?
The wildest party I went to this year was Dylan’s and even that was rather mild m<3 NY shirt?
No

4596. If you could make a channel that played only one show all day what show would it be?
Everybody Loves Raymond, because then the tables would really turn.

4597. Are you a rockstar only no one knows it yet?
Of course. I am the Australian Hannah Montana. No body knows.

4598. have you ever been stung by anything?
Yes

What?
A Bee

4599. Who's autograph have you gotten in the last year?
None in the last year

4600. Are you enjoying this?
Not so much, now I'm this far into it, I just want to get it completed.

4601. What do you think of rappers who talk about raping and killing their mother?
That's quite disturbing. They should be locked up for speaking such things

4602. Are you art?
Am I a work of art? I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever met, but does that make me a work of art?

4603. Do you think that most writers musicians and artists make art or live art?
I think they certainly do both

What would you prefer them do?
To do both is the way.

4604. Iraq is destroying its missiles and the white house is still not happy. Why not?
This was written back in 05/06, and I don't think the white house is quite happy about the state of Iraq and the middle east yet, and at the rate they're going, I'm not sure that they ever will. If there were to be a world war III it's going to have something to do with the middle East or Russia, and some feeble attempt by North Korea.

4605. Do you find americans to be a very sterile and emotionless people?
No

4606. What do we talk about when we talk about love?
We talk about about kissing, cuddles, making love, engagement, marriage, having kids with the person we did the first several things with. This tends to be the general gist of basic references of love. For more details you can read my book, entitled 'Further discussions of love' which I haven't written, and will probably not write unless there is some very serious request for the material.

4607. Would you write a song about how horrible your mom is in order to sell more records?
No

Why would anyone want to hear that anyway?
Exactly

4608. Do you think that eminem is genuine or doing it all for show (even his mom says it's all for show)?
I reckon a lot of it's for show, some of it, but more recently his songs are more designed for entertaining and not for showing any dark part of his life. Well, from the singles released that's what I get from it.

4609. Should juveniles be tried as adults if they commit murder?
I think that after the age of 12, yes, because at 12 you pretty much have full capacity to know that your actions are amongst the worst actions you can make

4610. Should there be laws to restrict breeding?
I think so, yes

Should the laws include getting a high score on an iq test?
No, they should include a common sense test, rather than an IQ test, some people would make great parents and are lovely people even if they don't have a high IQ.

Should the laws include proving that you can/will be able to provide care and support for the child?
Yes, well they should test that you're not a druggo, or alco, because that'll mess up the kid

Should the laws include a background check to determine whether you will be a fit parent?
As above. Personally it would be a huge violation of rights, but there are just some people that shouldn't have had a kid, and they've got four.

4611. Would you/have you ever committed statutory rape (had sex with someone 17 or younger while you were 18 or older)?
I haven't, and I really don't think I will.

4612. Do you believe that Mcdonald's should be held responsible for it's customer's obesity?
Everyone knows McDonalds is bad for you, and that you shouldn't eat too much of it, and if you do, that you should do something active, or eat enough fruit and veges to balance it out. It is the responsibility of the customers to look after their own diets, McDonalds doesn't make you buy their food.

4613. Did you know that 1/2 of american adults read at an 8th grade level or below (I just saw it on foxnews)?
Yes, and that's quite terrible.

What do you think of this?
As I said, terrible.

4614. Do you drink tea with honey?
No

4615. Do bees and wasps terrify you?
Wasps more so than bees. Wasps just look like the spawn of satan.

4616. How do you decide what to say and do when someone puts the spotlight on you?
Whatever comes to mind first, I guess.

4617. Are you more muddy or clean??
Clean at the present time

4618. If conciousness could speak what would it say?
All the right things, probably

4619. Is Leslie a good name for a man?
No

4620. Why do men feel they have the right to look woman up and down?
Because women are sexy, of course. They like to appreciate the female speciman, so to speak.

4621. Are you pristine?
I wouldn't say pristine. Pristine is a silly word.

4621. Do you want to blind people with your wet-look lipgloss?
I do not even own any lip gloss. Seriously, none.

Guys, do you like to be blinded by super shiney wet-look lip gloss?

4622. How many years is too big of an age difference for a couple?
Ooh, well it depends on ages, like, you can have 10 years and it can be fine, but between a 10 year old and a 20 year old is gross, but 25 to 35 is fine. It just depends on age. I think, though, any more than 10 years and you're pushing it.

4623. What would the worst name be to have?
Right now? Tiger Woods.

4624. China and France are both opposed to war with Iraq. What do you think of this?
Good on them.

4625. What do you think about the Turkish parliment not allowing American troops to set up camp in Turkey?
Well this must have been some time ago, I'm not sure, I'm not so good with 5 year old 'current' affairs.

4626. What country is the most generous about foreign aid?
Probably America, UK, the big countries.

What country is the least generous?
North Korea would be up there.

4627. Who's the sexiest ghostbuster?
Bill Murray. He's the only one I can name, but he's Bill Murray, and Bill Murray is a great actor, esp in Groundhog Day.

4628. Are you a humanitarian?
Not on some great scale.

4629. Have you ever seen the Tommy and Pamela Anderson honeymoon sex video?
I haven't seen anyone's honeymoon sex video, let alone theirs.

Do you think it was meant to be private or a publicity stunt?
Probably the latter.

4630. Are you a cat expert?
I wouldn't say so

4631. Go Go Gadget:
Legs? He had gadget legs. Is that right? It has been a looonnnnggg time since I watched that show.

4632. What's your idea of fun?
Spending time with those of whom are greatly awesome.

4633. At what age will you panic about feeling old?
I feel old now, because I think that the spice girls came out about 15 years ago. That makes me feel so very old. Not just that fact, though. I'm not sure, I'm liking aging and seeing various years and such. It's all good at the moment.

4634. It's you and ___ against the world.
me

4635. Are you the keymaster or the gatekeeper?
The keymaster

4636. When is the end of the world going to be?
More than likely not 2012.

4637. Write your own theme song now:
Oh my, I don't know, write one for me!

4638. Do you yell at the tv when the news disturbs you?
Only when I'm disturbed by the sliding journalistic standards on ACA or TT

4639. Is society too sick to survive?
no

4640. Have you ever been involved in a ritual?
No

4641. What the hell do YOU want?????
I'll take a hug now

4642. Have you seen finnian's rainbow?
I don't think so, but I could have.

What would you have done?
Lets say I haven't.

4643. Weezer's best album is:
The Blue Album

why?
Well, I haven't heard any of the others, it's the one with "My Name is Jonas" and "Buddy Holly" and several other awesome songs.

4644. Fast food of choice is for you:
Usually McDonalds because they're the fastest, and normally I don't go for it until my stomach is wishing to crawl away and die of hunger.

4645. What song is in your head RIGHT NOW!!!??
Well, I happen to be listening to Say My Name by Destiny's Child, so we'll have to go with that one.

4646. Is this a magic monet?
Magic monet? Or Magic moment? Indeed. All moments are magical.

Of course it is.
Indeed, thank you for answering the question for me.

4647. A theme song you hate is:
I can't think of one I hate, actually. The only ones coming to mind are all pretty good.

4648. What words can you come up with by anagraming your name?
katrina, I think we've done this one already, it was Air Tank, after anagramming it in a server. If I anagram dylan's first and last names one of the results is I Lynch Mad Veg. lolz. Sadly his first name does not anagram into anything.

4649. Are you a magician?
Of course.

4650. What kind of waffles suit you best?
I haven't really had much of waffles. I'm not so sure I'm a waffles person, I'm more a pancakes person. Sorry Michael Aranda. *obscure internet reference*

4651. It's the olden days and your father is going to drive all the way from the big city. He wants to bring something back for you. What do you ask him for?
A book from the boat books store, cause there's one in Bris, and if I can't go, he's going to have to .

4652. Have you ever watched Little House on the Prarie?
Yes.

4653. How did Columbus discover America when people were already living here?
Because the British could do that

Didn't They discover it?
Well as they were already living there, they were probably not aware of anywhere else to discover, whereas the British just wanted to be everywhere at once.

4657. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
Quite against them, because you probably wouldn't have a chance to get to know the person well until after the marriage, whereas the whole point of dating is to get to know one another well enough in such a way that you'd know you'd like to spend the rest of your life with that person.

4658. Do you talk to angels?
No

4659. What are you worried bout?
Nothing at the present time

4660. How often do you touch people in conversations?
Not often, unless it's a conversation with Dylan, because then I can have a conversation whilst lying on him, and it's normal.

4661. Do you read in bed?
Yes

4662. How many sick days in a row do you take off from school or work?
only one or two, unless I'm really sick.

4663. There are three nursery schools. Nursery school one has children sit together around tables. It emphasizes group play. It has building blocks that are very large, so large that it takes two or more children to lift them, in order to teach working together. It is moderately decorated and encourages the imagination by providing less materials for the children. There is one teacher per classroom and the teacher likes to allow the children to work out their own problems.

Nursery school two has many materials for the children and is brightly colored and decorated. There are two teachers per class and the teachers actively intervene between the children. There are different stations (painting, blocks, etc) and the children are encouraged to make choices about what they like to do and don't like to do.

Nursery school three emphasizes schedualed activities. The children sit in rows and must work alone, relying on themselves. Everything is very organized and structured. The children wear bright clothing, and are taught to memorize stories and songs. If the parents both work, this school offers whole care, which means the child can stay overnight a few days a week.

Which school would you send your (possibly hypothetical) children to?
I like the second one, it's like nursery schools we have in Australia, which allows for children to explore more amongst different stations, which is also what I had at Kindy.

4664. Each of those nursery schools is in a different country. Which one is in the United States?
Probably the second one.

Which one is in Japan?
the third one, definitely.

What country is the last nursery school in?
I haven't a clue.

4665. What hour is your most creative time of day?
Any time of day can be a creative time of day if the mood arises.

4666. Does sleeping feel more satisfying when all of your work is done or when there's something else you should be doing?
when all the work is done

4668. Do you refer to teenagers as 'kids' yet?
Give me a month and a half and I'm allowed to.

4669. What is one thing you thought was the end of the world when you were a teenager (or if you are a teenager name something you thought was the end of the world 5 years ago)?
I'm not quite sure what this question is asking me. Does it mean literally the end of the world? Or in terms of figuratively in restrictions and such by parents and you felt like the world was ending because you couldn't go to a disco or some shit like that? I don't know.

What do you think of this thing now?
Hmm, well idk.

4670. Are americans uptight about sex?
I don't know. Surely not all of them are.

Are you?
Not at all

4671. What boardgames are in your closet?
In the boardgames closet with have Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly, Scene It, Bingo, an assortment of others, um, Twister, Charades, Uno, Uno Stacko, heaps more, the closet is closed at the moment and I don't want to go inspect it.

4672. What movie quote sticks out in your mind (don't tell what movie it's from, let us guess)?
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." If you get this one then lets get married tomorrow. Not really, tomorrow might be a Tuesday, and that'd be inconvenient.

4673. What is the weirdest song you've Ever found yourself enjoying?
The Pokemon theme song would truly have to be up there.

4674. Look in your history book. Who would you fuck?
The history of my life? Honestly, when I think about it long and hard, about different personalities of people I've known and such, I'm already doing that with the only person that I've ever really wanted to do that with. If that makes sense. I think it does

4675. A man in the reserves is being called off to war. He wants to defend his country but he finds that his 1 year old child needs a heart transplant. In his shoes would you stay and care for your child or go and defend your country?
I would stay, given the opportunity. It's worth it more to stay and help with the life if your child than to kill off the children of others.

4676. Is gone with the wind

an accurate movie: I haven't read the book, so I can't say. I've heard it's not 100% accurate. I think if it were, though, the movie would've gone for 6 hours.

a good movie: YES. Absolutely yes. Question 4672, question 4676 is going to help you. If tomorrow is a Tuesday say you read this on a Friday. Saturdays are much more convenient for getting married on.

What will it take you to acieve it?
Oh wait. Dedication to the books, the films, the comics, the life of Bill Gates. You know. nerd things.

4678. Is alcohol the water of life?
No thanks. Water is the water of life.

4679. Name a friend of the opposite sex:
Does Dylan count? Prob not, Chris then.

He or she tells you that he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction:
That would be a bit awkward, considering I'm with his best friend.

4680. Name one of your same sex friends:
Liz

He or she tells you that he or she is gay. Your reaction:
Been there, done that

Then he or she tells you he or she has always had a crush on you. Your reaction:
Once again, quite awkward because she knows I'm with someone. I think that if you're telling someone single you have a crush on them, yeah, fair game, give it a go, otherwise no, don't do it.

4681. What was the difference between your reaction to the same sex and the different sex friend?
Not a great difference.

Why the difference of reactions?
Was there meant to be a difference? The difference would stil be quite similar either way, because I'm not attracted to Chris in any way, and I'm quite straight.

4682. Where could you go that would be so incredible you would no longer be able to come back to the life you live here and now?
Candyland, probably.

4683. What is the main problem you have with yourself?
I think I'm quite fine with myself presently. Life is good.

4684. When did you wish you could disappear?
Probably about six months ago disappearing would've been on the cards. It was a greatly confusing time.

4685. Why is it that we call poor-average people crazy and rich people eccentric?
Rich people are crazy. Just look at Tom Cruise

4686. Is rain on your wedding day a good example of irony?
Have you been listening to Alanis Morisette? I think it depends where you have your wedding. If it's an outdoor wedding then you're screwed, but otherwise I think it's fine.

Can you think of a good example of irony?
A death row pardon, two minutes late. Why yes, I looked up the lyrics of that song. I felt the need to. It has some good examples. Another is 'A traffic jam when you're already late'

4687. What have you recently changed your mind about?
I changed my mind about majors at Uni. I wasn't sure which ones to do and now I'm quite liking what I'm going to do. I'm particularly interested in his Political Communication one, because I'm doing a course called 'Intro to American Politics' and if you are aware of how I followed the 2008 election coverage when the results came out, then you know that I have a great interest in learning how their system works, because it's a very interesting system.

4688. What is one thing you won't allow yourself to have?
Drugs

4689. What would you say if Brad Pitt married Rosie O'Donnell?
Wouldn't I just be a little bit confused, because she's a lesbian.

What about if Catherine Zeta Jones married Drew Carrey?
D:

4690. Name something that there is no wrong way to do:
Sitting on your ass. If you can get that wrong whilst having full thinking capacity and no mental disorder, then you probably should off yourself and take a darwin award.

4691. If you and your partner could choose which of you would carry the baby (yes even the male would be able to carry it) who would your vote be for?
I'd still vote for myself to do that. I want to be able to experience pregnancy, no way is the man taking away that ability from me.

4692. If men could get pregnent would abortion become much more acceptable do you think?
I'm not sure, I don't think so, I think it would be the same, it'd still be considered ending a life, I guess.

4693. When and where have you felt most comfortable being nude?
When with Dylan, I am fine being nude, and thus that is the most comfortable time, other than when I'm alone. I'm comfortable then as well.

4694. What subject do you know the most about?
I'm not a one subject person. I'm a little facts about a broad range of subjects type of person.

Tell us something interesting about it.

4695. What is the longest time you have gone between orgasms?
I don't know, I don't keep records of such things.

4696. What is the least amount of money you would have to have in order to consider yourself rich?
If I had several thousand more than I presently have, I'd consider that rich, as a student.

4697. What words have others used to describe you?
awesome, nerdy, why yes I did just look at twitter before writing this. Those are standard descriptions. Anything else and we're into a bonus.

4698. What is the most extreme thing you would do/have done to alter your appearance?
Nothing much. Cut my hair is about as extreme as I'm likely to get. EXTREME TO THE MAX. You know you love it.

Why did you/would you do it?
Because otherwise my hair will grow to the ground and that will be annoying.

4699. What is the least amount of money you would accept to never have sex again?
I don't think that would be worth it, no matter how large the amount. I mean, I've got at least forty to fifty years of sex left in me and I'm not giving those up for money.

4700. What has been the hardest secret to keep?
I find secrets easy to keep, if you have a secret, and you say 'please don't tell anyone', it'll go with me to the grave.

4701. What is your reaction to beggers and homeless on the streets?
I tend to wonder how they got there

Are they lazy?
I think that they could do something about their situation

Why?
They just somehow stay in one place for a long time, or forever, and they don't try to get out of what they got themselves into

4702. Does pure altruism exist? Why or why not?
I think that it exists in some people, who are willing to dedicate their lives to serving others rather than just themselves.

4703. Is 'You like me and I like it all' an attitude you might have?
What does that even mean?

Make it a double feature. What's your second favorite?
I think we went to five there.

4706. If you had a remote control for people who would you set on mute?
I think, sometimes, many people could easily do with an option to be set on mute. Probably some lecturer though, one of those ones that goes on and on about nothing to do with what you're studying

4707. When have you felt like you were living in the twilight zone?
I don't really know the Twilight Zone too well

4708. Do you have penis envy?
No, I really don't. I like being a woman.

Do you have vagina envy?

4709. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
A coffin

4710. A child is born in Boston, Mass., to parents who were both born in Boston, Mass. The child is not a U.S. citizen. How is this possible?
Perhaps both the parents were born to non US citizen parents, and perhaps because of this not citizens themselves, and so the child isn't. I think they may have a law saying that one or both parents must be citizens for the child to become a citizen.

4711. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered yet. 😛

4712. If you had to choose between being 3ft. tall or 9ft. tall which would you be?
9ft is way too tall, prob 3ft.

4711. If you could know the answer to any 3 questions, what would they be?:
I have no questions to ask right now.

4712. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the body or the mind of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?
The mind

4713. Would it disturb you much if, upon your death, your body were simply thrown into the woods and left to rot? Why?
That would be a little disturbing, because it would make me feel rather unloved and unworthy if that were to happen after my death

4714. Would you like to know the precise date of your future death?
No thanks

4715. Would you be willing to give up all television for the next 5 years if it meant 1,000 starving children in Indonesia would eat and get medical care?
Sure, I don't need TV. I'll catch up on any really good shows in five years time if I must.

4716. Name a close friend of the opposite sex:
Dylan, because I learned my lesson last time.

Imagine they are from another country, visiting yours. Their visa is almost expired and if they get sent back to their country they may never get another visa to leave again. Would you marry them if after two years you could divorce them and they would be allowed to stay in your country?
Yeah, I'd do that.

4717. Do you always call/email in when you take a day off from schol or work?
Well with work I'd have to

4718. A fatalist believes that the future is mapped out in a pattern. A causalist believes that every event is tied to a previous event. Neither believes in free will. An indeterminist believes in total free will. Which are you?
I'd say I'm more of a causalist, that things that have happened previously have led me to where I am now.

4719. Would you rather have a masters degree in ecconomics or creative writing?
creative writing would be more interesting to study

4718. Do you feel the need to defend the honor of your family and demand respect?
I don't demand it so much, of course I'd like the honor to remain intact, but I'd say it's fine at the moment.

4719. What do you think about that no one else thinks about?
The walrus' of the marsh land.

4720. Which of the following best describes you:

A laid back person who enjoys watching sports and playing with computers.

An apathetic person who is open minded and passionate about music.

A fiesty person who lacks an attention span.

Avant garde and over confident.

Well I'm not apathetic, so I have to go with the first one, based more on the computer bit, than the sport bit, but I can watch sport.

4721. Why are so many letters silent in French?
Because they wanted to outdo the british?

4722. For all the freedoms that people in the United States enjoy what are some of the ways that these people oppress themselves willingly and why?
They have to work, go to school, they get married, have kids, live in the same place all their lives, I guess that's one, but that can also be a very enjoyable life, and so that's where the willingness comes from

4723. What, besides genetics and besides your environment and experiances, makes you what/who you are?
The people around me

4724. What bands do your parents listen to that you:

hate? None that come to mind. Sure, 10 years ago I disliked their music, but now I quite enjoy it

like? Beatles, Queen, Billy Joel

4725. What do you find:

impressive: Many things

unimpressive: airbrushed images of women in magazines. That is always unimpressive.

4726. How easily do you understand Shakesphere?
When I have an english translation it helps, but I can still understand it alright

4730. How do you open your car door when it freezes shut?
It doesn't freeze shut. I haven't had that problem.

4731. Why is it that 95 percent of the letters in french words are not pronounced?
I'm quite certain the percentage is not that high.

4732. What are you Dreading?
nothing

4733. When will your ship come in?
I do not know

4734. Do you craete your art for free?
What art do I create?

4735. The Pope's recent message to George Bush is 'Go into Iraq and you go without God'. What do you think of this quote?
The pope believed Bush was making a mistake, and that God wasn't to be with him in his mistake. I think it is quite wise, as I believe that was the good Pope everyone liked.

4736. Have/would you ever taken a botany (plants) course?
That would be quite interesting

4737. Are you using your own computer or someone else's to take this survey?
My own

4742. Is it true what they say about Star Trek movies, that only every other one is worth seeing?
What's 'every other one'? Apparently there's only about four worth seeing, the last one is up there with the best. I think it's Wrath of Kahn or something that's one of the best. I could be wrong, both best and title wise.

4743. Someone once said, 'Every possible outcome of something takes place in a parallel universe. So there is free will, but your choises only determine which of those parallel universes you live in.' Your reaction?
nonsense, really

4744. Why do you think a man 25 or above might date a teenager?
He likes the youthful attitude of a teenager?

Why do you think a woman 25 or above might date a teenager?
As above

Any moral objections?
When the teen's under 18, yes, moral objections occur

4745. Is there a difference between what is legal and what is ethical?
Not really

Should there be?
Probably not

4746. Point out something obvious:
I am a woman

Point out something that isn't obvious at all:
I am sitting on a blue couch in the living room as the film 'Face/Off' plays on TV. Nicholas Cage is on the screen.

4747. How do you stay so thin?
Well I'm not overly thin, but as I'm not really fat, I can say that not over eating certainly plays a part, and getting out of the house reasonably often

4748. When looking at a clear night sky what constallations can you locate?
Southern Cross, the big dipper, I think that one, or some variation of it at least. I don't know too many, or see enough stars where I live to see many

4749. What movie has the worst ending ever?
New Moon, or In the Year 2889, which was quite hilarious.

The best ending ever?
Fight Club, American Beauty, they probably twist in the best ways right at the end.

4750. Are you feelin' groovey?
Oh yes

4751. Oh the tangled web we weave when:
the spider flies away

4752. Do you own anything velevet?
I don't think so

If yes, when you wear it can you keep from touching it?

4753. Who have you been friends with the longest?
Brian

How long have you two been friends?
Since we were four

4754. Who do you feel like you are in competition with?

No one, really. My sister? Sibling rivalry and all that.

4755. Is american culture more like mexican culture or more like japanese culture and why do you think so?
I don't really know mexican culture, but probably closer to mexican because they're a lot closer to one another

4756. What subject are you so familliar with that you could you write an FAQ (frequently asked questions) list about it?
Probably popular movies. Like, actual popular well known movies that everyone knows.

What would one question on that list be?
What three movies all took out 13 Academy Awards?

What is the answer to that question?
LOTR 3, Titanic, Ben Hur

4757. 'Don't use the rules.

They're not for you – they're for the fools

and you're a fool if you don't know that.

So use the rules you stupid fool'

How do you feel about these Clash lyrics?

They're rather a mess.

4758. Are you for or against:

Unconditional Religious tolerance? for

World Peace Under One Government? I'd prefer world peace under many governments

Total Freedom? No, not total, total is dangerous

Feminism? No, equality over feminism

Love For all Creatures and People? yes

Organized Religion? no

The Freedom to be Homophobic? no

The War on Terror? no

The Green Party? yes, but they're not as effective as they could be

4759. Have you read any of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty books?
No

If yes, what did you think of them?

4760. Can you do any voices or impressions and if yes, what ones?
Not really, I can a bit after watching or listening to them, but generally not off the top of my head

4761. Guys, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes?

Girls, do blondes really have more fun?
I don't think so, I'd say redheads have more fun. 😛 Actually, I tend to be referred to as Strawberry Blonde, so I get the best of both worlds. Win.

4762. Do you enjoy sneaking up on people?
Sometimes it is quite hilarious

4763. Do you often break plans?
Sometimes, I think we all

4764. "Angry" and "hungry" are two words that end in "gry". There are three words in the English language. What is the third word? Everyone knows what it means and everyone uses it every day. Look closely and I have already given you the third word. What is it?
Ahhh, riddle me this, my ltitle soldier. Alas, the word is language.

4765. Does anyone smoke in your home?
No

If yes, does that bother you?

4766. Have you ever actually seen a pink elephant?
Not a real one

4767. The answer to 4764 is "language". Did you get it?
Yes

Get it now, then?
Oh yes

4768. What was the most embaressing or crazy thing you ever dreamed?
I haven't really had any embarassing or crazy ones recently. I did once have one about giants riding giraffes chasing me, but that was years ago.

4769. Are you depraved (marked by corruption or evil; perverted)?
No

4770. Who or what comes to mind when youhear the words:

the dangerous objects factory? Liz

the dude who says dude? Aki says dude

the man in black? Will Smith

the catastrophy involving food? Surely Dylan had to be there.

the duct tape incident? I don't think we've had one

4771. In blackjack, do you often double down?
I haven't really played blackjack

4772. Who's the big winner?
Oh me

4773. Who do you care more about, your close friend in elementary school that you lost touh with or your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
the friend in primary school

4774. What's your favorite part of a cat?
The tasty bits

4775. What was on the last cd you burned?
I haven't burned one recently, so I have no idea what I burned years ago

4776. If you wanted to learn a new language would you consider buying a Disney movie in that language to pick up pronunciation?
Why not.

What Disney movie?
The Lion King in German. The songs are hilarious in German.

4777. Is there a modern plague? What?
Well they thought the Swine Flu was like some equivalent, but no, it really wasn't.

4778. Are your baths and showers so hot that your skin gets red?
No, I can't get into baths that hot

4779. When you dry your body after a shower do you dry your parts in the same order each time, almost automatically, or do you dry your prts in a random order each time, thinking about it while you're doing it?
Usually it's a similar order, the most logical order.

4780. Do you feel like those who are speak a language around you that you can't understand are making fun of you?
Not usually

4781. If you were blindfolded and your love/partner was placed in a line of fifty people could you pick him or her out only by:

touching the face of each person? Yes

feeling one elbow of each person? idk about elbow, eblows aren't exactly really different between people

smelling the breath of each person? idk, probably not, that'd be a hard one

licking the neck of each person? lol, maybe

listening to the breathing of each person? probably could

psychically sensing each person? maybe

4782. Close your eyes and turn your head towards the room you are in. Open your eyes. Describe the first object you see without telling what it is:
russian doll

4783. What three questions will you never say NO to?
I think we've covered this one already, read above.

4784. Would you like to see an American in Paris?
Yes, I would like to see that film. Last time I borrowed it from the library the disk didn't work.

4785. Are you more of a couch or a scratching post?
I like to think that I'm neither.

Is there a difference?
Yes

4786. What is more important, imagination or knowledge?
both are just as important as one another

4787. Would you consider modern life to be rubbish?
No

4788. What's the most sinful food?
Probably those cakes with tonnes of layers because they're so indulgent and it's rather gluttonous to want to eat a lot of it.

4789. Name one thing about yourself that you are excessivly proud of:
I won the Girl's Brigade captains award twice in a row, which is pretty legendary because apparently that wasn't a possible thing to achieve. That was a while ago, so I'm not still excessively proud of such an achievement.

4790. If you went to Hell (imagining there is one) rank these punishments in order of the one you would most prefer to the one you would least prefer.

being broken on the wheel:

being put in freezing water:

being force fed rats and snakes:

being smothered by brimstone and fire:

being dismembered alive:

being boiled in oil:

being thrown into snake pits:

I don't want any of them! D:

In my mind hell is not like this. It's just a place where all the interesting people go to drink, talk and tan.
Yes, that's what I'd like it to be, thank you survey person

4791. What other windows or websites do you have open on your computer right now?
I have google chrome with gmail, twitter and facebook open, this notepad page, and itunes.

4792. What kind of student were you in kindergarten?
I was a quiet, intelligent one that liked puzzles and such.

4793. What misjudgement do many people make about you?
I don't know. I'm generally not told such things.

4794. If you had been named according to your personality what would your name be?
I like my name now, I'd say it fits, somewhat

4795. What is made for kids but you love it anyway?
Disney movies, those fun kids board games like Don't Wake Dad and the donkey one, and many various things that I look forward to having an excuse to play by having an assortment of children that will hopefully love those games as much as I do.

4796. Do you believe that China shuld cease to occupy Tibet?
There was a big thing about this last year, and I'm not sure what happened to that in the end, because all the news coverage switched to the olympics, then no one cared much for china after that.

4797. What is your opinion about the north american free trade agreement?

Apparently I don't have permission to access this page, so I'm just going to say I presently have no opinion.

4798. Dedicate a song to someone now.

What song?
Burn Your Name – Powderfinger, was just listening to it earlier

To who?
Dylan

What line from that song most makes you think about this person?
"I want every single soul to know that I love you for what you are" 🙂

4799. Can you live completely in the moment giving no thought to past or future?
I can on occasion

4800. Can you honestly say that nothing bothers you?
Of course there are things that bother me. The current state of global affairs, prejudice, various people being stupid, pain etc. It's all rather bothersome

4801. Have you ever been to poetry.com?
I don't think so

Have they offered to publish or honor you?
No

Are you aware that this is a scam?
I am now

4802. Is joy more stressful than stress is joyful?
Yes, because there's nothing joyful about stress.

4803. Should history be taught as a series of patriotic myths about heros or should it be taught accurately and truthfully?
Acurately and truthfully, otherwise it becomes a bunch of nonsense no one really believes in.

Which way do you feel it is mostly taught?
I think that it is taught as acurately and as truthfully as it can be

4804. What is your personal mythology?
I don't have one, I only see mythology as tales

4805. Do you practice zen driving (just following someone who looks like they know where they're going and hoping it turns out alright)?
No, but sometimes I practice zen walking, where I try following someone who looks like they're going where I'd like to go, and then hopefully it gets me where I inteded

4806. If you saw two monkeys getting it on at the zoo and a child asked you, 'What're those monkeys doin' what would you say?
They're monkeys, so it's forgiveable to say that they're playing.

4807. Have you ever felt like you were a part of

one human?
One human as in one other than myself? I feel like one human as myself.

one animal?
No

one consciousness?
I am one consciousness, I guess.

one singular sensation?
Oh yes.

one love?
Somewhat

one life?
I only have one

one?
oneone

4808. You find a website that will match you up with a lonely soldier who has no family to write to him and you would become his pen pal. Would you participate even if you were personally against the war?
Well it would be a positive in the situation of war

If yes, would it be hard for you to keep your political opinions out of the letters?
I wouldn't put political opinions in letters, I'd send friendly things

4809. What kind of email would you like to get everyday?
Personal ones, because those ones are the best

4810. If you are in college will you participate in the following web site? http://professorperformance.com/
No, the website looks dodgy, like it was programmed in the 90s.

4811. Would you ever refer to shakesphere as 'willie the shake'?
No

4812. When was the last time you talked about your soul?
I tend not to talk about my soul

4813. Why is the TV show Married By America making a big deal out of how these couples will marry each other 'sight unseen' when no one in the compititon is unattractive?
Because you can still be attracted to certain body types, hair colours, face structures, even if they're 'attractive' so to speak. Also attracted to height, possible males gravitating to women with larger breasts, and such.

4814. You have made a friend on the internet. You talk deeply all the time but have never met or even seen pictures of each other. You finally decide to meet. He or she tells you that he or she will be waiting for you in the air port lobby wearing a black dress/suit and a rose. You give no description of yourself. When you get there you see someone wearing black and a rose but they are very very overweight. Do you go over and tell them who you are anyway?
I wouldn't meet someone without knowing what they look like, because they could be some creepy 50 year old stalker person, or just lying about themselves the whole time.

4815. Have you ever sent someone from the internet to a place to meet you but you had no intention of showing up?
No

4816. PETA (animal rights activists) started an ad compaign recently showing pictures from concentration camps and comparing the mistreatment and death of animals to the holocaust. Your reaction?
I think that's a bit excessive

4817. Who do you feel inferior to?
Well, PETA are sure to make me feel inferior.

Who do you feel superior to?
PETA. 😛

4819. What do you dislike so much that you could write 4 entries in one day about it?
I could probably write about my disgust for Nickelback several times

4820. What do you think of notes that have a very good point but are left unsigned?
I can't say

4821. Why do people often say that the arabs just don't want to farm and industrialize when they invented farming and industry?
The arabs live in what's practically desert, it doesn't even look like farming is possible. Can't speak for industrialising though.

Doesn't this show a lack of respect for arab culture?
Somewhat, yes, it's not fair to say that they don't want to farm in a land that doesn't look like it's good for farming. They don't seem to have rolling hills of grass.

4822. Why are some people so hell bent on bombing the cradle of civilization?
Because they're mad

Is there some deep subconcious need to destroy it?
Only if you're mad

4823. You know that the rising terror alert is all propaganda, right?
Not entirely propaganda, considering the amount of suicide bombings that are reported on the news these days occurring in the Middle East, but whether they will strike in a Western nation any time soon is difficult to know.

4824. At what age does dying your hair with manic panic become undignified?
I'm not sure what manic panic is, but I'll assume it's some bright colour that's probably undignified after you turn twenty.

4825. What question do you never want someone to ask you?
I don't think I have one that comes to mind right now. Surely there's got to be one, but I'll deal with that when it comes to it.

4826. What do you think of hot pink hoop earings?
Depends on the size of the hoop, and the width of it, also the occasion for wearing such a thing.

4827. What has something for everyone?
Kmart!

4828. What dish would you bring to a pot luck dinner?
Hmm, idk, probably some finger foods like mini meat pies or sausage rolls, or if I'm really adventurous, mini quiches. That spelling is so wrong, but I know it starts with a q.

4829. How many people are you friends with that live or have lived in another country?
Well four out of the main group of seven have lived in another country, so quite a few really.

4830. How much would you bet thet there will NOT be another terrorist attack on AMerica this year?
Well there hasn't been one this year at all, and with the minimal amount of time left in the year, I'm hoping they don't have another, especially this close to christmas.

4831. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Perhaps some higher being finds it fun to push them to their limits and find out if they can break or withstand it all

4832. Name a person you seriously dislike because of their actions:
Lets say Tiger Woods, for the lols

name a person you seriously like because of their actions:
Dylan

Would you rather see a really good thing happen to the person you dislike or a really bad thing happen to the person you like?
I'd prefer to see a good thing happen to Tiger Woods

4833. Do you know someone who has

threatened to commit suicide? Yes

attempted sucicde? No

'sucessfully' killed themsleves? Yes

4834. Why do you think the world suicide rate is rising?
Perhaps people feel more alone than ever, even though the world population is so high

4835. A woman from New Zealand has offered to let herself be crucified, literally, by G W Bush in exchange for him not going to war. Furthermore, she says he doesn't have the "courage" to do it. Your reaction?
Well obviously this didn't happen because he went to war instead

4836. Which Mike is more insane, Jackson or Tyson?
Jackson

4837. "It's not my business to inject myself into human wars." — PETA President Ingrid Newkirk, telling The Washington Post why she asked Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat to ensure no more donkeys were used in attacks against Israelis, but would not ask him to intervene for people. Your reaction?
Humans are as warm blooded as donkeys, they should be thinking of everyone and everything living.

4838. Is today an easy day for you?
I'd say it was

4839. Tyler Durden says 'Let me never be complete.'

Tyler Durden says, 'May I never be content.'

Do you agree?
Tyler Durden was spelt wrong but I've fixed it now. I think in never being complete he feels more complete than those who strive for full completion, and for those who are content they have nothing left to fight for, so I think in many ways he is right.

4840. What movie did you have to turn away from in horror, disgust, or fear?
I turn away from very few films, but then again I don't looking for films that will cause such feelings. I can't think of any that have caused such feelings recently.

4841. What does KMFDM stand for?
No idea

4842. Have you ever met anyone that you can't help being fond of because they remind you of yourself?
Yes, to begin with, but then they seem to get further from myself after that, whereas some people who I didn't think I had much in common with end up having many things in common with myself. Example number 1 = Dylan. He doesn't even like apple pies! That is magical.

4843. If you met yourself 8 years ago would you more likely beat yourself up or give yourself a hug?
Lets have some hugs

4844. Do you have a nervous laugh?
Not really

4845. What's your favorite milkshake flavor?
Strawberry

4846. How long, at the very least, should two people be in a relationship before marriage?
I think at least a year or two for engagement, perhaps another year or 8 months before you get married. Depends on the ages of the couple, and the interest in marriage and having kids and such. It's all very complicated and will obviously differ greatly between couples.

4847. How many years can two people be in a relationship without marrying before you start wondering when they are getting married and why they haven't married already?
Well I have a cousin that got engaged this year after 12 years of being in a relationship. I'd say this is about 7 years too long. I'd probably start wondering when they're getting married after two-three years, depending on their age.

4848. What challenges you?
Not this survey

4849. What irritates you?
This survey

4850. What bores you?
Would it be rude to say that this survey does?

4851. Have you paid your parents back for raising you?
No, they were willing to have me, so I shouldn't have to pay them back. I didn't come into this world on my own accord.

4852. In America public schools are funded with the property taxes from the houses within the school district. Imagine you live in a wealthy area with very good public schools. How would you feel about students from a less wealthy area being bussed into your school district at no extra charge to their parents?
Well that's not a fair way of funding schools, all should have equal funding and allow for each area to have equal opportunities.

4853. Should a child's education really depend on how much money their parent's have?
No

4854. Would you only feel required to help your own kids get a good education?
Well of course each parent should make a conscious effort to look after their child's education.

4855. Would it benefit you personally if all children had access to a good education?
Well it would benefit the world.

Would your streets be safer?
Possibly

Would there be less drugs and violence?
Possibly

Would there be more innovation at jobs?
Surely

4856. Andrew J. O'Conner, a former public defender from Santa Fe, was arrested in a public library and interrogated by Secret Service agents for five hours on February 13th. His crime? He said "Bush is out of control" on an internet chat room, and was arrested for threatening the President. Your thoughts?

That's very excessive, clearly this was a few years ago because now the internet is full of such comments that no one pays much attention to them.

Random stuff the survey person wrote here:
This is not about some fool of a Secret Service agent jumping the gun on an innocuous online comment. This is a failure from the top down, an empowerment – by the man charged with defending our constitution – of lesser jackasses with large badges who do not understand nor care for the importance of their positions. This is about failed leadership, and the despoiling of everything that makes this place precious and unique and sacred. In other words, Bush is out of control.

– William Rivers Pitt

4857. Let's play a drinking game where we drink everytime Bush says 'axis of evil' or 'evil doers' or 'weapons of mass destruction'. How many times do you imagine you would have to drink in one hour?
Granted I'm watching one of his speeches, I'd be on the floor drunk within the hour.

4858. Do vegans really live longer than meat eaters?
Probably if they take iron capsules and still get enough protein in their diets

Do they smell better?
I don't evenk now any vegans.

4859. Do you want a lover you don't have to love?
No

4860. Do you believe that anyone can get ahead and if they don't it's because they are lazy and not trying hard enough?
Surely many people can at least try to get ahead, even if it fails at least they tried

4861. Do you forget to look at the different opportunities available to different people?
No, everyone has different opportunities

4862. Do you often look at a subject without looking at why it is the way it is?
No..

4863. Do you read any fan fiction?
No

write any?
I did write some, actually, way back.

4864. What did you think of the English patient?
I haven't seen it

4865. Why do you think third world nations are so poor?
Corruption, not enough resources, draughts, poor harvests lacking in food and such.

4866. Have you ever created your own 'what ___ are you' quiz?
No

If you did make one what would it be about?
Egg

4867. What do you think of the Dixie Chicks?
Oh, they're amazing

4868. Are you looking for love?
No

In all the worng places?
No

4869. What do you feel like complaining about?
The internet is being a turd

4870. What do you feel like celebrating?
Well today = four months with Dylan, and other than that I was going to say that I wanted to celebrate it being a Saturday because I don't have any work, but I thought it better to say that first thing instead.

4871. Can a person speak out against their government and still support their country?
Yes

4872. Do you believe your government has a file on you somewhere?
Because I'm a citizen, Im sure they have some records of my existence

What kind of stuff do you suppose is in it?
Name, address, date of birth, etc

4873. Do you own a $2 bill?
No

Is it lucky?

4874. Would you rather date someone 3 feet tall or 9 feet tall?
I think we've covered this

4875. What do you think of Americans calling fries and toast fried in egg batter Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast instead of French Fries and French toast?
Because the French gave them the statue of liberty as a symbol of freedom or something like that?

4876. Would you rather have a child that is more confident or more curious?
Confidence and curiousity are both important traits for a child to have, I don't know which I'd prefer

4877. If you were going to write a bedtime story for someone you loved what would it be about?
Unicorns and rainbows

4878. What is your element?
Titanium.

4879. When are you at a loss for words?
When asked such ridiculous questions as this

4880. What gets you through the night?
Sleep, generally

4881. What is the worst time to be alone?
When there's nothing much to do

4882. When are you the most emotionally vulnerable?
When watching movies, lol. Some movies, that is, not all of them. Finding Neverland will break me down.

4883. How would you tell your friend his fly was open in public?
Depends who it is as to how I'll tell them.

4884. Does a good friend tell you you've got something in your teeth or pretend not to notice it?
Tell you

4885. If you were describing the following bands to someone who never heard of them, what other band would you say they sounded like?

Cold Play: Radiohead? A little bit, but not really. Umm, Coldplay are coldplay

Ever Clear: No idea

The Velvet Underground: I don't think they sound like any other bands I listen to

The Flaming Lips: …

Rush: …

Blur: …

AFI: My chemical Romance

SilverChair: wooo, Aussie band has made it to this very americanised survey. Hurrah! Umm, to me they, as of late, sound a bit like Muse crossed with Panic! At the Disco's A Fever You Can't Sweat Out, which is probably highly unaccurate.

4886. Do you have a good luck charm?
No

4887. What is the essence of You?
*shudder* Essence. Do not speak that word to me

4888. A word to the wise:
Umbrellas

4889. Do you photograph well?
On occasion

4890. Is it a great day to be alive?
Oh yes

4891. What would you consider to be better than sex?
Not much

4892. Some people are just so..
annoying? apathetic? bomtastic. I dont' know what bomtastic means.

4893. What evil is necessary?
The evil of Darth Vadar, for otherwise the film franchise would have probably suffered.

4894. What would you do anything for?
I'd do anything for a pound of butter.

4895. Do famous people have the same right to speak their political veiws as regular people?
Yes, some famous people are very intelligent beings. I'm obviously not saying all, but there are some very intelligent ones. Leonardo DiCaprio is quite an intelligent man, as is Matt Damon who famously protested against Sarah Palin in an interview that ended up on youtube after claiming that Sarah Palin being in office would be like a Disney movie about a soccer mum going above and beyond the call of duty.

4896. Are your best years gone by?
No

4897. Are you ordinary?
I wouldn't say so

4898. What are you recovering from?
Nothing at present

4899. Did Gilligan ever get off that island?
I can't say

4900. What do you think people think when they first meet you?
Who knows. They don't tell me.

4901. Are you a fun lovin criminal?
I don't think so

4902. What do you find yourself encouraging others to try?
I encouraged others to try twitter for a while, and other than that I get them to read books, watch movies and other simple things

4903. Mel Brooks or Woody Allen?
Oooh. I have seen more Mel Brooks than Woody Allen which is probably quite a rarity for someone of my age, but based on Blazing Saddles alone, I shall say Mel Brooks.

4904. What do you think of the movie Mystic Pizza?
Haven't seen it

4905. Have you ever danced on a table, bar, or other platform?
Does a bed count?

4906. Where was the most inconvenient place you ever threw up?
Probably the floor next to my bed.

4907. When was the last time you were up all night?
Some time ago now

4908. What question will you find the answer to today?
This one

4909. __ is life. The rest is just details. Fill in the blank.
Cheese

4910. What did you think of the movie 10 Things I hate about You?
I do quite love that movie. Julia Stiles as Kat is win, as is Heath Ledger and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. The best teen film of the 90s.

4911. Ten Things I hate About You or clueless?
Ten things I hate About You, although Clueless makes it to the 1001 movies you must see before you die, which is quite amazing, and made for an easy one to cross off, because which teenage girl hasn't seen clueless. One immensely lacking, that's who.

4912. What's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?
The thrill, most likely

4913. What do you do only when you are upset?
Nothing, really

4914. Can you imagine no love, pride, and deep-fried chicken?
I can imagine no deep fried chicken. I think I could handle that

4915. What do you think about flag burning?
Why would you even bother.

4916. Are you cuddley?
I think so

4917. Who thinks you are offensive?
I wouldn't say I'm very offensive

4918. Who deserves an appology from you?
I don't think anyone does at the present time

4919. Who owes you an appology?
No one

4920. Are there any animals you flat out refuse to touch?
Any animals that look overly rabid, because I don't want to get a disease from touching them. I'm fine with most animals though

4927. What was the last compliment you received?
Not sure what the last one was

4928. Do you push people away when you really want them to come closer?
I think we've had this one already. Read back for the answer 😛

4929. Do you ever just stop and listen?
Yes

4930. Do you lie your way out of things?
Not often

4931. What only happens once in a lifetime?
Marriage, engagement, well, technically they should, if you do it right.

4932. What is Martin Luthar King Jr's dream?
A dream for equality

4933. Is this life just practice?
No, You don't get to practise

4934. Know of any conspiracy theories you think might be credible?
Definitely the loch ness monster.

4935. What gives you happy shivers?
Life

4936. Do you have a new attitude?
Not really

4937. Have you ever read at a poetry reading?
No

your own poem?
No

4938. Do you feel more like laughing or crying?
laughing

4939. Who is brilliant?
I am. Also, Dylan.

4940. Who is dull?
Accountants

4941. Who just needs a little love?
Everyone

4942. Do you prefer when things come with no assembly required, even if they are a bit more expensive?
Where's the fun in that? If you can buy it cheaper, but it still works fine even if you have to put it together, then I'd take that option

4943. Start a sentance with the words what if:
If I were a flower growing and wild and free all I'd want is you to be my sweet honey bee.

And yes, that song is from Juno, the opening song

4944. Is life all fun and games?
Yes

Should it be?
Yes

4945. What is the highest number you can count to in your head?
I'm not going to count now, I'm sure I could take it into the billions granted I had enough time, which I don't.

4946. What can you never turn away from?
the front of me.

4947. What is your favorite flavor of coffee?
I don't like coffee

4948. Do you ever think about time travel?
Oh yes, I am a nerd, of course I do

4949. What does the number 49 remind you of?
7*7. HURRAH. 7!

4950. What's your favorite movie that involves dancing?
Dirty Dancing is the first to come to mind.

4951. How often do you:
see this survey somewhere on the main page?
Never

check out other people who are doing this survey?
No

4952. How many minutes (on average) does it take you to complete one section of this survey that is 50 questions long?
Half an hour or so, give or take. It depends on the questions. Those ones that have extra parts take longer than the ones that require just one answer.

4953. Multiply that number by 100 to find the aproximate number of minutes you have spent on the entire survey:
But there were 31 parts, so wouldn't I multiply 31 by 30 minutes for each to work it out? Therefore 930 minutes, 15.5 hours.
Dear christ. FML. What have I done?

4954. Divide the number of minutes by 60 to find out aproximately how many hours you have spent doing this survey:
Done that.

4955. Divide the number of hours by 24 to find out about how many full days you have spent filling out this survey:
Not quite one, thankfully

(It took me about 8.5 full days to create it).

Dear god. You sad little woman/man.

4956. Do you wish you had that time back?
Some part of me says yes.

4957. Are you going to miss this survey when it is gone?
No

4958. What are you going to fill your free time up with when this is over?
Reading, watching movies, completing other goals

4959. Did you learn anything about yourself by taking this?
I wouldn't say I did, but I'm sure someone else might learn something about me by reading my answers

4961. Has doing nothing ever felt so good as when you're doing this survey?
Well this is an improvement on staring at a blank screen for 15 hours, I guess.

4962. You are about to complete the survey. Are you proud?
Somewhat

4963. Name 3 things everyone should know about you:
You mean there's 3 things left? I swear I've done this question. Read the start of the survey

4964. Have they changed since you started this survey (that was question 2)?
Well, no. I've told you to go back and read those.

4965. What date did you start this survey?
I haven't got any idea. It's taken a while

What date is it today?
12 December 2009

How many days is that in all?
No idea

4966. Did you enjoy the start, middle, or end of the survey more?
The end is the best

4967. Were you still interested by the end or did you just want to finish out of stubborness?
I want to finish it because I've gotten this far that it would seem like a waste not to complete it. I'm getting quite excited for the end

4968. Do you have a favorite part of the survey?
Not really, all of them were somewhat similar

4969. Would you finish the survey if it was upped to 10,000 questions?
christ. You know, I probably would give it a good go.

4970. Did you feel like the survey covered enough different topics or did it seem limited?
I think it covered enough, but some of the questions were too similar

Is there a question or topic you were waiting for that never came up?
Do you like Clark Gable? Would have been a lovely question.

4971. Did anyone read your survey all the way through?
Not yet, I haven't finished it.

4972. In a few minutes, when you finish, will you feel like you've accomplished something?
Yes

4973. Were you avoiding anything by doing this survey?
no

4974. How would you describe taking this survey to someone who hasn't taken it?
The maddest thing you've probably done in a long time

4975. Is there any topic or topics that this survey covered to often?
the ones generally about situations that were ridiculous and didn't apply

4976. Will you be glad it's over or bummed that it's gone?
glad

4977. Give the survey a a rating from one to ten for interestingness (1 is super interesting):
3

4978. Did one question stand out on this survey as:

the best or most memorable question?
No

the worst question? No

4979. Are all endings really beginings in disguise?
sometimes

4980. Are you ever going to read over your survey answers?
I doubt it

4981. If you retook this survey in 1 year would most of your answers stay the same?
Probably

4982. How did you find this survey to begin with?
Looking for goals to add to the 101 in 1001 days project

4983. what made you decide to take it?
Many people had it listed as a goal

4984. Is this the best survey you've ever taken?
I'd say it probably does top the list

4985. Could you write 5,000 questions for a survey (I'd take it, if you did)?
No, I don't think I could

4986. Name something more fun than filling out this survey:
Many, many things

Name something filling out this survey was more fun than:
Working

4987. Should the survey have been more organized, for ex. should each section have had it's own theme?
That would have made sense, it was very all over the place

4988. Were the questions

to crazy? no

too mundane? sometimes

too cryptic? no

4989. What will you miss most about this survey?
Nothing

4990. If we met would we likly become friends?
It's possible

4991. Are we friends now?
I don't even know your gender

4992. Are you getting excited?
Oh yes

4993. Did you inspire or offer a question in this survey?
No

4994. Is your heart beat rising?
No

4995. Would you go insane if the survey eneded right here, before reaching 5,000?
I'd be very annoyed

4996. I've asked you so many questions. What question would you like to ask me?
What is your gender?

4997. Is there a subject that you love so much you wish all 5,000 questions had been about it (David Bowie for instance)?
Movies. I could have answered 5000 questions about movies

4998. Are you shivering with anticipation?
No

4999. Are you about to party like we're at question 4,999?
YEs. LETS DO IT.

5000. Are you still the same person you wre when you began this survey?
Yes