Officially, the unofficial thread where you can post all those stupid lists, impossible comparisons, global hierarchical statements & personal favourites that nobody gives a damn about. If they're all in one place, they can be easily avoided, alternatively, gravitated towards, if you're bored out of your skull and want to offer an alternative view to get a reaction, then complain when you don't like the reply.

With you on the wine thing. Not a malt guy though. Beer occasionally, hate to say it but, the Belgians do it best. Leffe blonde vs. Bud? Hahahaha, not even a contest! In fact, I'm not sure how Bud can be called a beer.

9. "Where's the glue?"
"We're out of glue."
"You used up all the glue on purpose!"

8. "So is a peanut butter and glue sandwich, that doesn't mean you eat it."

7. "This music is the glue of the world Mark. It's what holds it all together. Without this, life
would be meaningless."

6. "How do you know the tooth fairy isn't some crazy glue-sniffer?"

5. " I can't get the antlers glued to this little guy. We tried Crazy Glue, but it don't work."

4. “I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue all over it."

3. "Glue... very powerful stuff."

2. "I got to piss like a Russian race horse at the Kentucky Derby wit a glue truck behind him"

1. "When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good... So somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the childrens hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse.

I've not owned socks that weren't either black or white since I was a teen. It saves a lot of time in trying to find a matching pair in the morning!

Speak for yourself. Hardly any of my black socks seem to match. They always seem to be a slightly different shade of black.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thaard

Pollyanna mudwrestling Meg White.

Hmm. Hard one to call. I'm pretty tall and, regrettably, pretty solid these days. I found out the other day that I may be the second heaviest person in my band - and it's me with four blokes! Need to ask our guitarist ... I think it will be close ...

However, Meg is young and fit and is no doubt slammin' down on the tubs more often than me. On the other hand, I'm highly strategic. Yeah, I think the extra life experience and my rat cunning could give me the edge. Does it have to be in mud, though? I don't want that crud getting in my fingernails and elsewhere.

Get a bunch of blokes together without a clear agenda and what's the main topic of conversation? Beer. At least it's not sport or cars ... at this stage.

Here's one for you ... DRUMS VS BEER? If you had to give up one, which would it be? *evil grin as I imagine much horror and squirming in the ranks even at the thought*

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains
so popular?

...

Most of everything is surprisingly popular. Drums are especially popular round here for some reason, and fall under GD's panacea of too expensive.

Low cost stuff vs. high cost stuff? Not as surface stupid as you would believe. The implications for global society are profound. The standard of living of those supplying a premium sector economy, as a juxtaposition to those supplying a low quality, typically high volume economy, is an interesting discussion point.