3.09.2013

Faceless Self-Portrait

Usually I have to do one or two takes before I am satisfied with a picture. Today's picture: 47. I counted because it was absurd. I just spent about 30 minutes trying to take a silhouette picture. But guess what. My arms are short and my body is large. I told myself I would take one more picture and use it. So here it is. Sam is lucky to have avoided the awkwardness that just occurred. I bet he's really glad he's at the gym. I would take going to the gym over seeing my silhouette in some of those pictures. Wow, I am a colossal woman.

Side note: Sam got home while I was posting this and I asked him for a word to describe a large, pregnant woman. What did my Ivy Leaguer come up with in about one second? Monolithic and leviathan. Not that he's thought about it or anything... Awww, true love.
{He expressly stated that none of those words apply to me though. Riiiiight.}