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26 November 2011

According to our sources, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad aka Mahmoud the Mad, seen in above picture descending into the bowels of the new Iranian submarine, decided to lead an expedition whose purpose is to uncover the remains of Osama Bin Laden.

"We shall, Allah willing, find the glorious leader and restore him to his full glory as a super-martyr," promised Mahmoud the Mad to the Ayatollahs getting their blessing for the endeavor. "It is not impossible that during the same trip we shall find and return the 12th Imam as well," he added as an afterthought.

According to our information, Mahmoud the Mad intends to stand watches like any other submarine officer. However, it is rumored that he is excused from pedaling detail due to various childhood illnesses and traumas.

The world arrogant powers (TM IRI) have not responded yet to this initiative.

The best thing about this piece of news is that we can safely say that Ahmadinejad is going down. Allah willing, he will not only find the glorious leader, but also join the blessed one in his super-martyrdom.