Fifty Shades Freed – Top 5 Fake Spoilers

No other film series has so successfully adapted pulp erotica into gold-plated pornography and come next February it’ll be time for another installment. To tide you over until the actual movie comes out, check out these fake spoilers.

#5 – This is what happens when you hire a Dexter writer to punch up the script.#4 – Anastasia and Christian are happy they decided to have a traditional wedding ceremony.

#3 – Fifty Shades has always had the emotional depth of a James Bond titles sequence and now they’re using the same choreographer!#2 – Most of the DVD bloopers come from the set cracking up over Anastasia wearing white at her wedding.#1 – Admit it, you would be just as excited to see a movie called Fifty Shades of Former Solicitor General Charles Freed.