hi!jeff: hello little one would you like a present?sure!!jeff: here *gives me a dead baby*thanks!! *gives him my knife*jeff: o.o your welcome but i dont need thatyes you dojeff: no i dontyes u do look behind youjeff: *looks behind and finds the real santa* OH S%@T hehe santa: *gives me the new monster high doll Catty Noir*thank you santa!!!

yay christmasjeff:youve been very good this yearyay where is my presentjeff:GO TO SLEEPbut i already did and your here so give me my god damn present jeff: fine god dont have to have an aditude with bloody santa*gives me a toy doll*do you really expect me to play with this!?jeff: oh my god have you ever heard of being grateful of what you get no now give me my damn play station game cause i know you have it >