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12060Spoof News and Political Satire Writing by Monkey WoodsHull Housewives Getting Jittery Over Tigers' Relegation Tusslehttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/124503/hull-housewives-getting-jittery-over-tigers-relegation-tussle
The end of yet another English Premier League season is upon us once more, and, as well as the fact that the title is still to be decided, there are also relegation issues to be settled. In amongst this are Hull City, whose fans, although still belie...Thu, 07 May 2015 06:38:53 GMTSport HeadlinesMan Walking Dog In Woods Doesn't Find Murder Victimhttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/uk/124483/man-walking-dog-in-woods-doesnt-find-murder-victim
A man walking his dog in a wooded area near Evesham has told friends how, despite expecting to any minute, he didn't find a mutilated corpse, the victim of some gruesome revenge killing or spontaneous, frenzied 'rape-gone-wrong'.
The man, Ernest N...Tue, 05 May 2015 06:57:39 GMTUK HeadlinesAFC Bournemouth Rule Out Complacency Ahead Of Crucial Last Gamehttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/124418/afc-bournemouth-rule-out-complacency-ahead-of-crucial-last-game
AFC Bournemouth, the little-known Southcoast football club that has its name quirkily back-to-front, have ruled out complacency in their final match, as they hover on the verge of promotion to the Premier League for the first time in their 116-year h...Tue, 28 Apr 2015 05:48:29 GMTSport HeadlinesDerelict Soap Dispenser Found At Schoolhttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/92354/derelict-soap-dispenser-found-at-school
Authorities in the Thai capital of Bangkok have today said that an ancient soap dispenser has been discovered in the toilets at a school in the city, prompting fears that, at one time, soap may have been used to wash children's hands after they had v...Thu, 19 Mar 2015 06:15:11 GMTWorld NewsHull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Emailhttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/123972/hull-man-makes-comeback-after-friends-pick-me-up-email
An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how a period of 'inner reflection' he undertook after receiving an email from a long-lost friend led to the rediscovery of a talent for scribbling that had lain dormant for more than thirty...Mon, 16 Mar 2015 05:25:27 GMTWorld NewsMan's Huge Shit Blocks Toilet During Girlfriend's Visit To Condohttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/102209/mans-huge-shit-blocks-toilet-during-girlfriends-visit-to-condo
Whether it was a case of nervous agitation and uncontrolled excitement, or the direct result of an earlier-consumed over-ripe curry hasn't yet been ascertained, but the upshot of some or all of the above was that one lovestruck Englishman was today c...Mon, 12 May 2014 08:19:21 GMTWorld NewsHull City FA Cup Semi-Final Victory Down To Hull Man's Beard - Claimhttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/120716/hull-city-fa-cup-semi-final-victory-down-to-hull-mans-beard-claim
The outcome of the exciting FA Cup Semi-Final tie between Premier League Hull City and their Yorkshire rivals Sheffield United on Sunday was due almost entirely to a Hull man's beard, according to a claim made this morning.
The astonishing claim w...Wed, 16 Apr 2014 06:45:24 GMTSport HeadlinesDavid Moyes Now Older Than Sir Alex Fergusonhttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/sport/119977/david-moyes-now-older-than-sir-alex-ferguson
A medical examination by healthcare workers at Old Trafford has revealed that Manchester United manager David Moyes is now 'older' than former boss Sir Alex Ferguson.
Moyes, who took control over the Reds in July 2013, was 50 years old at the time...Mon, 24 Mar 2014 08:44:31 GMTSport HeadlinesMissing Plane Found Under Boy's Bedhttp://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/119979/missing-plane-found-under-boys-bed
In the latest of a series of 'unbelievable discoveries' in the Potteries area of England, the missing Malaysian Airlines flight that disappeared nearly two weeks ago en route to Beijing, has turned up safe and sound underneath a boy's bed.
Flight...Wed, 19 Mar 2014 09:06:05 GMTWorld NewsMan Spotted Dog Turd 'Too Late'http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/89497/man-spotted-dog-turd-too-late
An Englishman working as a teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok, was left with egg on his face and shit on his shoe today, after he stepped on a dog turd.
The man, Moys Kenwood, was walking around a market in the city when he spied the offending...Fri, 10 Jan 2014 13:27:18 GMTWorld News