Rick Santorum & The No Good, Very Bad Jeans

Some nice cowboy boots, a decent navy blazer, a safe checked shirt — and the worst pair of jeans that has ever been seen on a man's legs in America. Sure, we've lambasted Mitt Romney time and again for choosing denim when campaigning to run our entire country, but Rick Santorum's pants here, from a day campaigning in Wisconsin, are just an affront to his constituency.

Let's all remember that they call this The Highest Office for a reason. As in, if all those comparitively-lower-tier offices that most of us work in require a suit, then campaigning to be President of the United States should, too. Is that too high a requirement? Well, let's put this another way: You could hardly wear jeans like these ones — ill-fitting, too loose, overly washed — to any job, unless your place of employment happened to be a ranch. And, hey, he's already got the right shoes for that.