The Setup: A young writer struggles to find his voice. In the process, he goes on the road with free spirit Dean Moriarty (that guy from the last Tron) and his crazy new wife (Kristen Stewart, sensually rolling her own cigarettes). They drive a lot, listen to a lot of jazz, do some drugs. Stewart (yes) goes topless and does some dance to further indicate her craziness. Meanwhile, Kristen Dunst enters the picture, getting upset and storming off. Dean confronts his inner demons, Stewart attempts to look moodily outside a car window, and the young writer types up the whole thing on a big scroll and becomes famous.

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What You Should Expect to See: Pretty decent jazz music; British actor Sam Riley doing a surprisingly convincing Kerouac impression; Garrett Hedlund on lots of drug benders; crying; Kristen Stewart doing that thing with her lips.

What You Should Not: Accolades for Kristen Stewart's performance; a cameo by Jack Kerouac.

Will You Be Seeing It? If you own an early edition of On the Road, yes. Also yes if you either love or hate Kristen Stewart.