(jah-nee) 1 One who has no fear; having courage; having a fine appearance 2 Gallant, courteous, like an ideal knight 3 Someone with a special charm or allure that inspires allegiance or devotion 4 One of, if not THE coolest person you'll encounter in your lifetime 5 The most interesting man in the room at all times 6 One who has an incredibly oversized cock

Have you ever met a Johnny? Well, if you haven't, then you're missing out. He's the most amazing person in the world. Just seeing him gives you butterflies. He can make you feel amazing just by holding you in his arms. When you're worried about other girls, he'll give you the sweetest reasons why you don't have to worry. He doesn't realize how special he is, which is a shame, but at least you have you have an entire lifetime to show him. Don't ever take him for granted because you will regret it. He has the most gorgeous brown eyes, and is extremely sexy. He could have any girl in the world, so you should feel really lucky if he chooses to be with you <3

(n.) Street name for the Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD/ADHD) drug ritalin(methylphenidate) that is commonly used as an alertness aid for both partying and studying. Named in honor of the late actor John Ritter.

Phil: Hey Wendy, are we going to tear it up tonight?
Wendy: Of course! I took a johnny, so I'll be dancing till dawn!
Phil: Awesome! Me too!

Wendy: Hey Phil, did you finish that big term paper in time?
Phil: Yeah, no problem! I took a johnny and cranked all night.