Your new set is totally gorgeous, I will visit it often! <3 How awesome that you are having your own business! Wish you lots of success. Of course I'm curious what you are doing ;) Would love to hear your Hozier interpretation on uke, I love all your songs on YT!

Congrats on starting your own business! I remember when you were debating whether to quit your regular job to focus on it full time. Good luck with the voice lessons. Maybe set a budget for a small number of them just to see how it goes. They helped me when I was singing in college choir, but I wish I had kept up with them and not trashed my voice over the years.

Hey hey! Went to the #blackheartburlesque on the weekend, it was AWESOME! Met loadsa people, saw lotsa cool stuff, so I'm just gonna give you a tiny snapshot for now, maybe I'll add more later. Firstly, met @gigigold

Happy Late birthday! that is so cool, I didn't even know they made that, I use to love polaroids! I'm glad to hear you had a great birthday, and that life keeps getting better. I feel like i'm around 23, and I'm really 38, but I never get sick, I never feel bad, my body doesn't hurt, even after a 3 mile run, I have more energy then some one who is in there 20's. No, my life didn't get better every year, it got better after I got out of my home town, there were parts where things got really great, but I'm stuck right now, I'm in a job I never really wanted, I like the city where I life, but I feel like it isn't where I'm meant to be, I don't really know anybody around here, so if I go out I have to do it on my own, the people I do know don't want to do the things I want to do, and the girl I love is 4hours away, and I will probable never convince her that I'm the right one for her. I'm a happy person, and never show my problems, so most people don't know what is going on deep down. I'm just hopping that I can get this novel published, and sale enough copies to change my life.

If you check out my Twitter right now, you will see that I am MAJORLY fucked off about the huge UK porn ban thing. Spanking! Female ejaculation! Face sitting! A bunch of other fairly standard stuff! What a load of wank. We are a nation built on underground kink. Beneath our stiff upper lips and mild mannered social awk, we are essentially a bunch of... Read More

England was built on kinky - how many past kings were openly gay, for example? Well, lots, is the answer. Politicians and peers of the realm, so staid and boring in public, used to descend into caves in Buckinghamshire, and indulge in drinking, gaming and whoring, with a bit of black magic ritual as an 'amuse bouche'. Flogging, for punishment, could be watched, in prisons in London, for a fee, and it was said that there was a waiting list to see female prisoners being whipped, as this was done to naked or topless women. Flogging, for pleasure, was so popular, it was known by the French as 'Le malaise Anglais' (The English Disease). Lesbianism, it is said, was not criminalised, because Queen Victoria is supposed to have stated that she could not see how two women could pleasure each other, and therefore, it didn't happen. Victoria's beloved husband, Albert, gave his name to the popular penile piercing, as it has been said, that his 'generative member' was large, and, as trousering was tight in the 1850's, an erection, especially of the Royal Cock, would have been catastrophic, and so, he had a ring inserted, through which a ribbon was threaded, and the Prince Consort's junk was secured to his thigh, lest he entertain an un Victorian thought, perhaps of naked scullerymaids, causing unseemly tumescence, and causing the sky to fall on decent folks heads. Or something like that. The Duke of Wellington, married man, having defeated Napoleon, and seeing him off to exile, deliberately sought out Napoleon's two mistresses, and made them his own, as if to say: "I've beaten you, Boney, and now I'm fucking your two lasses. Unlucky!". We are a nation of kinky bastards. Always have been, always will be. I expect that, were you to dig deep enough, some of the upper class people behind this pointless campaign (folks will always find ways to either make sex more fun, or not fun at all - yes, I'm talking to you, coprophiliacs), have odd fancies that even I might find weird. Government should be trying to stop poverty, or sorting out our health service, not worrying that somewhere, somebody is wanking over a picture of a pretty girl squirting. I expect some of them have done just that. Cunts.

So it turns out I'm a 28G and I've been wearing the wrong bra size for ages. Good excuse for underwear shopping!

Decided to start new years type resolutions early. Gonna do more exercise! Zumba yesterday (never done it before, silly but fun) and Spinning today. Bootcamp Saturday, yoga Sunday? I'll see how it goes. How often are you supposed to takeRead More

Well, as a sucessful entrepreneur, I've only got one advice : you don't get rich all by yourself ; so if you wanna get rich, everyone you know must get richer too, or else they will make all in their powers to see you fail. That's "human" nature, hey ! ;)