This Sex-Crazed Hotel Has Neighbors Angry Over Guests Getting Freaky In Windows

Free show.

Have you ever visited a hotel and tried to get some sleep, but all you end up doing is lying awake in bed because the guests next door are a bunch of loud assholes? I don’t know about you, but it happens almost every time I travel.

Now, imagine being at home and having to deal with similar assholes. Literally, peoples’ asses are on display at this hotel, and it’s angering neighbors because guests are having a ton of sex in the windows.

Sex-Crazed Hotel Guests Getting It On Has Neighbors Angry

For locals of Manhattan’s Lower East Side, they’re apartments are coming with a view that might be a little too NSFW for a real estate brochure. Neighbors to the Public Hotel are complaining that guests of the inn are having sexual encounters at the building’s windows. There’s basically a lot of shameless humping going on, and hotel guests are bumping uglies for everyone in the area to see.

“You see them having sex all the time, hands on the window,” said Melissa Santos, a resident of a neighboring building. “Not like I’m a peeping Tom, but from the corner of my eye, you can see this going on four times a week.”

From the corner of your eye? Come on, Melissa. I’m pretty sure you’ve gotten a full view of that action at least once.

Another tenant told the N.Y. Post that she once saw a guy masturbating while standing at the window. Like, full-on stroking one out for everyone to witness. Sounds like he isn’t shy.

While these occurrences might be going on at a place called PUBLIC Hotel, it’s not exactly “in public” because it’s happening within the hotel rooms. This loophole has led to there being little the city can do about the neighbors’ complaints. For now, people are just going to have to look away and pay no attention to the drunken threesome going down on the third floor. You can get an eyeful for yourself right here. Good luck, folks.