The Green Room

The sinister melting bed and wonky, floopy floors of this farm-house made me far too afraid to venture further into the Green Room to solve its mysteries.
I still ask myself, where did owners of this house go and why they left all of their stuff behind.

I want to suggest weird things like:
shanghaied by the Nazi party *toot* *<(8)-/-< *toot*
kidnapped by the alien unions (and weren't saved by captain)
got an all expenses paid trip on the titanic with no time to pack
:3 yay stupidity