We knew we shoulda moved to Volgograd and taken up the USSR's offer of hardcore ice-fencing training back when we had the opportunity in 1987. But alas, we didn't and these kids today, well, they collected 23 medals for the Russians and they're being rewarded with Land Cruisers for the men and Lexii for the ladies. Freakin' ice-fencing, man. We totally screwed up.