An army of Nazis are marching down an abandoned town street, past a house, a house in which Anne Frank is writing in her journel up in the attic. Suddenly, a two knocks are heard on the other side of the attic's door.

Nazi Officer: Knock Knock!

Anne Frank: Who's there? OH FUCK!

The door flies open, knocking back Anne

Nazi Officer: She's in here! Get her!

A wanted sign of Anne Frank (titled hide and seek champion) is seen on a wall. Suddenly, a large red stamp comes down on it, stamping in read word the [BUSTED]

Morpheus

What if I told you

The alphabet song is really Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Evil Toddler

After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents

I'm going to complain about how bad they raised me! That'll teach them

High Expections Asian Father

90's kid?

Why not 100's kid?

Successful Black Man

Mmm...baby got back

fom the hospital today, I couldn't be prouder

Bad Luck Brian

Bad Luck Brian is seen walking down the street to a house, humming

Bad Luck Brian: I got a new neighbor

Gets invited to play a game

Brian rings the doorbell. Shortly after the ring, the door slowly opens

Brian: Hi, friend!

A dart shoots of the door hole into Brian's chest. He stutters in fear before passing out. He wakes up in a purple room, tied to a chair with a deadly contraption on his head