Guys, I know our ol' buddy Cris Criscris is back, from the good fight of battling fascist dwaves and trying to climb on any girl that will listen to him but please, please can we stop calling him a paedophile, a nonce, a itty bitty titty squitty hitty, a babybel basher, a Early Learner squirter, Calvin and Knobs, any of these.

Those allegations are truly unfounded. Vicious rumours which will no doubt see the end of Terrorizer, both the forums and the mag itself. Plus maybe Doncaster.

Can we please keep the facts in mind. He did not sleep with someone underage. He slept with someone who was barely legal, but legal all the same. When he was around or over 30 years old. Which is not illigal.

Thank you.

Happy, Cris? Hope this does the job for you.

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Katherine Legge wrote:

Termoid wrote:

If you could be any other forum member apart from yourself who would you be and why?

You, because i have always wondered what it would feel like to get run-over by a bus.

Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:47 pm

xRedx

Climate Control

Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2010 3:46 pmPosts: 2324Location: Kettering.

Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood

Bowing to pressure.

Weak.

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Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:48 am

miranda

Site Admin

Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:51 pmPosts: 528

Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood

Have I missed something?

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Wolf Bender wrote:

Clint Ruin wrote:

Miranda looks like someone's wacky auntie who always has a gin bottle in her handbag for emergencies/brightening up her day.

I thought she looked like the head of the English department at a high school, though perhaps that says more about the school I went to than her..

Old poster who was accused of shagging an underage lady, allegedly she was of age and it wasn't creepy at all. I don't know the specifics and don't particularly care.

Dusty Springfield wrote:

Nothing has been proved.

It should be pointed out that the initial allegatioin was made on another forum and made its way here by way of gossip.

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Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:33 pm

Comrade Gene

Climate Control

Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:25 amPosts: 6716

Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood

He messaged me threatening to close the forums down.

I went for damage limitation.

The other mods look down at me for it.

WHAT PRICE TO PAY?????

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Katherine Legge wrote:

Termoid wrote:

If you could be any other forum member apart from yourself who would you be and why?

You, because i have always wondered what it would feel like to get run-over by a bus.

Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:48 pm

Comrade Gene

Climate Control

Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 11:25 amPosts: 6716

Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood

But it's Cris!

He's got internet superpowers, man!

HE CAN EVEN CHANGE FUCKING COLOUR!!! HOW CAN I FIGHT AGAINST THAT???

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Katherine Legge wrote:

Termoid wrote:

If you could be any other forum member apart from yourself who would you be and why?

You, because i have always wondered what it would feel like to get run-over by a bus.

Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:52 pm

TOTW

Storm Trooper

Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2010 6:43 pmPosts: 11645

Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood

Say whatever you want. Deal with the consequences.

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The Esoteric Gentlemen's Club wrote:

Since the order of the world is governed by death, perhaps it is better for God that we should not believe in Him and struggle with all our strength against death, without raising our eyes to heaven and to His silence.

Seconded. It will probably find a way of coming back though, as it seems to have a lot of spare time on it's hands and nothing better to do.

Like Cthulhu, only with a swollen mush.

Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:27 am

SIAMESE_JESUS

Space Ranger

Joined: Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:17 pmPosts: 1337

Re: Regarding Siamese Jesus and the accusations of noncehood

ho hum. one of the posters here dragged up the same old shit and i asked DCI to take it down because i didnt want a repeat of the nonsense from before. he could have done that without making this thread and highlighting it even more and making a much bigger deal of it than was neccessary. oh, and i didnt threaten to shut the forums down, i said that I wasnt going to fuck about (im pretty fed up reading 3rd hand rumour and embellishment from people who dont know me at all) and that he was well aware of what might happen if the offending post was allowed to remain. he has chosen to interpret that as threat when it was nothing of the sort. the only reason I was forced to take things further with the MH forums is because my full name and address had been posted on the board and made a sticky by a moderator with a grudge to bear. its unlikely that would happen here, but i still wont be called a paedophile by morons who really dont know a damn thing about me, my life or anything connected to me.

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