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Describe the most mortifying experience of your life. and be honest

hmmm.... As to not repeat my biggest regret answer, I would say when my parents split up. I was only 5, but I was really close with my dad. My mom left me with my dad and just disappeared for 29 days. We lived in a little town about a hour and a half from Louisville. Turns out she went to Louisville to get a job and found a place to live. At the time all I knew was that my mom was gone and I thought it was my fault she didn't want to be with me. On day 30, she shows up and my elementary school, takes me out of class, and to Louisville to show me my "new" home. She didn't tell anyone she took me, all I knew was my mom was back and we were going on a trip to the city. My dad had no idea any of this happened until I didn't get off the bus at my baby sitters house. There was a panic you could say trying to figure out what happened to me. Dad called the school and they had to tell him my mother picked me up and they had no idea after that. Looking back on it now, I realize how fucked the whole situation was... I was incredibly close with my father and he fought hard for custody, but in Kentucky it seems the courts side with the mother. I never had a change to live with my dad after the age of 5, and by the time I was in high school and could choose where I wanted to live I had my friends and volleyball etc at the high school where my mother lived. You could say at that point I was too scared to uproot again.

Last edited by ENluv12; 11-30-2012 at 07:21 AM.

Originally Posted by involvelemons

Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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ENluv12, do you wish to be buried or cremated? Also, if you could go back in time to tell or warn your younger self about something, what would it be?

I want to be buried with my dads family in Indiana. It is where he is from and I want to be with them. My great grandparents are there, and my grandfather (who passed in January).

This is a hard question. I hate to reuse answers, but the only thing I can really think of is my ex boyfriend. I would warn myself to never walk into the bank the day I met him. He was very charming, and I thought very attractive, too. I was 18 and just got to college, so I was easily manipulated. You guys know the rest. He ruined my first 2 years of college and made my life a living hell.

Originally Posted by involvelemons

Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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Originally Posted by ENluv12

hmmm.... As to not repeat my biggest regret answer, I would say when my parents split up. I was only 5, but I was really close with my dad. My mom left me with my dad and just disappeared for 29 days. We lived in a little town about a hour and a half from Louisville. Turns out she went to Louisville to get a job and found a place to live. At the time all I knew was that my mom was gone and I thought it was my fault she didn't want to be with me. On day 30, she shows up and my elementary school, takes me out of class, and to Louisville to show me my "new" home. She didn't tell anyone she took me, all I knew was my mom was back and we were going on a trip to the city. My dad had no idea any of this happened until I didn't get off the bus at my baby sitters house. There was a panic you could say trying to figure out what happened to me. Dad called the school and they had to tell him my mother picked me up and they had no idea after that. Looking back on it now, I realize how fucked the whole situation was... I was incredibly close with my father and he fought hard for custody, but in Kentucky it seems the courts side with the mother. I never had a change to live with my dad after the age of 5, and by the time I was in high school and could choose where I wanted to live I had my friends and volleyball etc at the high school where my mother lived. You could say at that point I was too scared to uproot again.

Are you close with either of your parents today? Would you like to have your own children someday?

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Are you close with either of your parents today? Would you like to have your own children someday?

My dad hands down. I love my mom very very much, but she drives me mad if I am in the room with her more than 5 minutes. My dad and I can talk about anything without judgment and just have a blast. I want to take him to Coachella one year. He would love it.

One celebrity who you would love to give a shovel to the face. Who and why?

There are a lot... but I would have so say one of the Kardashians. Probaby either Kim or Khlole. They annoy the living shit out of me. I watch teh X factor and she drives me nuts.

And one celebrity whom you would like to, as the boardies say, dick down

chris hemsworth... yes please.

Originally Posted by involvelemons

Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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I would take out Betty White but that's just me.

Would you prefer a big wedding in an average location or a small wedding in an exotic place?

Flame on, but I think Betty White is hilarious.

um, the wedding thing is difficult. I think I just want to go to the court house with our closest relatives to be honest. Weddings are stressful, expensive, and stressful again. I would like to go to the court house, have a big ass party (not a formal reception) and then a honeymoon. I would rather use the money to go to Europe for 2 weeks.

Originally Posted by involvelemons

Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.

Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL

I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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Originally Posted by ENluv12

There are a lot... but I would have so say one of the Kardashians. Probaby either Kim or Khlole. They annoy the living shit out of me.

I would like to take this opportunity to disassociate the Armenian community of Los Angeles from these people. The Dutch, Scotch and Turks are all equally responsible for this ensuing nightmare we call Kardashians.

Just a side remark, their first cousin is married to one of my best friends and she is a COMPLETE DOLL who has nothing to do with the Kardashian shenanigans and the same goes for the rest of their clan minus those biznatches.