[Nashville] [upscale conference center] A who’s who of Christian luminaries have gathered to watch the election returns together. Following Trump’s win, James Dobson takes the stage to address the crowd: JAMES DOBSON: I know there are mixed feelings in this room tonight, so let’s get right to our lineup of speakers who have prepared some

***** 2017 [LUXURY CRUISE SHIP, ADRIFT SOMEWHERE IN CARIBBEAN] A crowd mingles in the ship’s banquet hall. In the back of the room is an all-you-can-eat buffet, which consists (as all meals on the cruise do) of nothing but Chick-fil-A sandwiches. On the banquet stage, Christian author Jon Acuff is warming up the crowd: JON

***** [packed auditorium] JAMES DOBSON: Good evening America. I’m James Dobson and I’ll be your moderator for tonight’s nationally televised debate. At stake: the Presidency of Christianity. [crowd applauds] JAMES DOBSON: [eyes the crowd of candidates onstage] As you know, the President of Christianity is an unpaid position… [Benny Hinn, Creflo Dollar, Joyce Meyer, Kenneth