Rank: Instructor
Time training: 5 years
Weight: 165-175 depending on whether or not I have the time to eat well
Preference: I own a gi, and use it when my regular clothes are all so dirty they're growing new forms life.
Tournaments you've done: a few grappling tourneys/MMA with gis (SJJ...gay)
Last sub you pulled off on anyone vaguely competent before writing this: Triangle choke
Signature moves: omoplata from guard, kimura from turtle
Limit break: Guillotine or Triangle
What you tapped to most often recently: keylocks.
Favorite takedowns: Fireman's Carry, Single Leg
Favorite sweeps: I would try to translate into BJJ talk, but I refuse to speak fag.
Your contributions to the BJJihad: Started a website aimed at exposing BS in MA (at that point, IMO meant anything not BJJ by one name or another)
Did a one-man dojo invasion of the local Judo club, tapped some BBs, got my neck hyperextended, thought better of dojo invasions.
Gimmicks you've invented: None...whenever I figured out something "new" I found somebody else who thought of it first, fucking retroactive intellectual piracy!

Rank: BJJ white belt (one stripe)Time training: 6 mo, then a year break, another 2 mo then a 2 year break, 4 mo and still going, so about a year total but not all consecutively.Weight: 170lb (77kg) to 175lb (80kg) depending on what I've had to eat latelyPreference: giTournaments you've done: none yet, this will change come Sept 9-10Last sub you pulled off on anyone vaguely competent before writing this: Gi choke from backLimit break: whatever I can getWhat you tapped to most often recently: arm bars from under mountFavorite takedowns: I suck at all takedowns equallyFavorite sweeps: I suck at all sweeps equallyYour contributions to the BJJihad: pulled my head out of my ass and realized that I wasn't learning to fight in hapkido, went back to BJJGimmicks you've invented: Still trying to get real technique to work before I try inventing stuff myself.

Rank: I train at an MMA gym. No belts, but I guess white belt.Time training: Almost 2 months.Weight: About 145 lbs. last I checked.Preference: No-gi.Tournaments you've done: None yet.Last sub you pulled off on anyone vaguely competent before writing this: Noob. I did pull off a triangle on a fellow newbie, at some point, though.Limit break: Noob. Gassing, probably.What you tapped to most often recently: I think RNC.Favorite takedowns: Dunno what it's called, but you essentially drag the guy down from clinch and land in side mount. It's more of a wrestling-esque takedown than jujitsu (IMO). Hip throws are cool, though.Favorite sweeps: Noob. Stuff from butterfly guard, I guess.Your contributions to the BJJihad: Um... taking BJJ?Gimmicks you've invented: Noob. Getting tapped.