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About

Bullied for years as a "midget" and a "fag", because his mother was a little person and his father a giant, Dick was born relatively normal. His desire to lash out at the world who and push buttons to stir up those who had once wronged him, lead Dick to becoming a notorious internet troll, "Dildo Schwaggins" and to become a frequent visitor at PussyStormers, where he came into contact with his idol, a troll named Skankhunt42.

He discovered Skankhunt's identity and sought his help, bringing together a band of internet trolls from across Colorado with an aim to stop the Danish from exposing their online identities, and becoming their leader alongside Gerald. When their efforts succeeded, their friendship ended as Dildo realized Gerald did not share his ideals. Dildo was soon recruited by Hillary Clinton to expose and destroy the TrollTrace servers... but was instead handed over to Lennart Bedrager due to his association with his former friend.

Memorable Quotes

"I know who you are."

Close Friends

Dildo has never had much of a social life, and was bullied in school, so he primarily associates with other internet trolls around Colorado to defend their means of existence, though he takes a leading role.

Fallen Idol

Dildo came to idolize and worship Skankhunt42, whom he believed was the greatest troll in the world, admiring his family and the way he photoshopped dicks in people's mouths. They knew each other on PussyStormers before Dildo discovered his identity and drew him out of hiding to seek his help. When Gerald harshly rejected Dildo's desire to remain friends after their goals were accomplished, he realized the harsh reality Gerald was far shallower than he ever believed.