On Wednesday, liberal documentary activist Michael Moore announced that he had gone down to Trump Tower in New York and held up a sign outside that read “We Are All Muslim” in protest of Donald Trump’s call to temporarily halt Muslim immigration. Because, really, that’s what brave men do. And then they brag about it on Facebook.

This was not only a photo-op for Moore’s latest cause, but an opportunity to remind Trump of their first meeting in 1998 when they were both scheduled to appear on an unspecified talk show. According to Moore’s post, Trump was scared of the man from Flint, Michigan and was worried about being embarrassed by him on air. Moore remembered thinking, “What a wuss.” (This from a guy that isn’t holding his sign in front of an ISIS stronghold.)

But Moore wasn’t only after Trump, his post targeted all “angry white guys.” Especially those who support the Republican front-runner and are also “frightened by a bogeyman… ALL MUSLIMS.” Moore even conjured up a statistic to show how Trump doesn’t stand a chance in 2016:

Here’s a statistic that is going to make your hair spin: Eighty-one percent of the electorate who will pick the president next year are either female, people of color, or young people between the ages of 18 and 35. In other words, not you. And not the people who want you leading their country.

And so according to Moore, “We are all Muslim,” just like “we are all Mexican, we are all Catholic and Jewish and white and black and every shade in between.” You know, logic.

At the end of his post, Moore called on others to sign the statement “WE ARE ALL MUSLIM” and post a photo with your own homemade sign and a hashtag to bravely post to social media. Moore plans on collecting them all and sending them to Trump, because that’ll show him!

Eleanor Catton has managed to reveal the mechanism of the National party media dictatorship this could be extremely dangerous for the survival of our democracy. According to Sean Plunkett you are not permitted to criticise the National government its unpatriotic and against the people of New Zealand. Too many reporters within journalism have intimate relationships with the national party that are a conflict of interest designed to mislead the New Zealand public. These reporters are holding back real journalists like Andrea Vance. It is unnatural for the press gallery to be uncritical of a seven year old government. The Prime minister office is pouring to many resources into dirty politics and controling the media and little effort to tackle the housing crisis or poverty reduction.

The conspiracy would be more believable if they could spell Sean Plunket’s name properly. I’m surprised that they haven’t substituted every ‘s’ for a ‘$’.

A woman caught sitting on a jet ski as it was towed by a truck along an Auckland motorway has been labelled careless and stupid.

The over-enthusiastic jet skier was snapped in a photo by a passing motorist on the North-Western motorway in the area of the inner-city suburb of Newton – where other vehicles passing her could reach speeds of 100 kmh.

The photo has become a viral hit online.

Police spokeswoman Noreen Hegarty rebuked the woman for her life-threatening stunt. ”Stupidity on the roads causes heartbreaks in homes,” she said.

She said the woman and the driver were committing a traffic offence. If police track them down, they risk penalties for dangerous driving and having an unrestrained passenger in tow.

Hegarty said it was unclear when the offending occurred despite the photo going viral last week.

She said police were asking people to come forward and identify the woman.

Police revealed Briant was caught doing multiple burnouts in the middle of State Highway 1 near Paraparaumu in front of an off-duty police officer and children.

Less than three hours after receiving his third strike from Porirua District Court, he was back behind the wheel, performing a burnout.

Briant posted a message on his Facebook page on Wednesday lamenting the loss of his beloved car:
“oh how I miss you Laurel lol; fun times FTP.”

A supporter castigated the police, “f…. the police.”

Tonight’s ride was advertised on the Facebook site “Porirua Buy/Sell/Trade”, stating “stop the car crushin law. 9-10.30pm. Big boy racer cruze – we are doing this 4 the guy who got his kar krushed in lower hutt.”