Many of these teaching
stories come from Sufi sources and are about a character called Mullah Nasrudin.
Many nations of the Middle East claim the Mullah as their own, however, the
Mullah, like all mythological characters, belongs to all humanity. The Mullah
is a wise fool and his stories have many meanings on multiple levels of reality.
These stories show among other things that things are not always as they appear
and often logic fails us. When reading a Mullah story just enjoy it and allow
your unconscious mind to get the deeper significance of the tale. Many of these
stories were originally told by great Sufi poets such as Mullana Jalaludin-E-Rumi,
Hafiz, Sadi, but were retold as Mullah stories. I'll start with a simple story
called the boatman:
The mullah was earning his living by running a ferry across a lake. He was taking
a pompous scholar to the other side. When asked if he had read Plato's Republic,
the Mullah replied, "Sir, I am a simple boatman. What would I do with Plato?"
The scholar replied, "In that case half of your life's been wasted."
The Mullah kept quite for a while and then said, "Sir, do you know how
to swim." "Of course not," replied the professor, "I am
a scholar. What would I do with swimming." The Mullah replied, "In
that case, all of your life's been wasted. We're sinking."

The key:

There is a story by
Rumi where a drunk is searching the ground under a street lamp. A friend gets
there and asks him what he is doing. The drunk slurs, "I'm looking for
my key." The friend helps him search every where. Half an hour later they
still have not found the key. The friend asks, "Are you sure you lost it
here?" "No," replies the drunk, "I lost it inside my house."
"Then why are you looking here?" "Because the light is here."

The car dealership:

In the late 70s, when
American cars were not in such a great demand, this guy owned a Chrysler dealership
in a small town in the Midwest. This guy was not doing so well. He saw his competitors,
selling Hondas, Toyotas and other Japanese cars, with customers lining up to
buy their small gas efficient vehicles, while he whiled away his time pining
for even one person to enter his dealership to examine his gas guzzlers. Anyway,
one day he went fishing and caught this little goldfish who, to his surprise,
said, "Please sir, I am a special fish with magical powers. Let me go and
I'll give you one wish." The guy thought to himself, "What have I
to lose?" and let the fish go free. The fish thanked him and told him to
write his wish on a piece of paper and put it under his pillow and sleep on
it. In the morning his wish would be fulfilled. So that night the guy wrote,
"I wish to own an foreign car dealership in a large cosmopolitan city."
He put the paper under his pillow and the last thing he thought of before going
to sleep is, "Here goes nothing." Next morning he woke up in Tokyo
owning a Chrysler dealership.

The elephant and the blind men:

Six blind men heard
of this giant wondrous animal called the elephant. Since they were blind they
could only feel the form of an elephant. As it happens a circus was passing
by and the six blind men went to the circus and asked the elephant keeper if
they could feel his great beast. The keeper agreed and each went in and felt
the elephant. When they came out, they described the elephant. The first said,
"I now know the elephant is like a pillar." "No, you are wrong
my friend," said the next, "The elephant is like a great big wall."
The others disagreed one-by-one: "The elephant is like a leather fan."
"The elephant is like a great saber." "It is like a piece of
rope." "My friends, you are all wrong, you must be blind in your hands
as well as your eyes, can't you see, the elephant is like a fire hose."
The blind men started to argue and nearly came to blows, when the elephant keeper
came over and interrupted their bickering, "My friends, you are all right,
and yet you are all wrong. You, each, have felt part of the elephant, but not
all. You felt the leg, which is like a pillar. You, the body, which seems like
a wall, and you the ear, you, the tusk, you, the tail, and finally you felt
the trunk."

The magic ring:

A king was fed up
with the ups and downs of life. He had great highs and extreme lows. He asked
his viziers and advisors to make him a magic ring which would pacify his extreme
emotions. All the wise men of the nation were consulted, but none could make
such a ring. As it happened the Mullah was passing through this country at the
time and he heard about the kings need. He got an audience with the great potentate
and presented him with a simple ring he wore on his own hand. This ring had
the magic property desired. On it was written, "This too shall pass."

The smuggler:

Every first of the
month the Mullah would cross the border with thirty donkeys with two bails of
straw on each. Each time the custom person would ask the Mullah's profession
and the Mullah would reply, "I am an honest smuggler." So each time
The Mullah, his donkeys and the bails of straw would be searched from top to
toe. Each time the custom folk would not find anything. Next week the Mullah
would return without his donkeys or bails of straw. Years went by and the Mullah
prospered in his smuggling profession to the extent that he retired. Many years
later the custom person too had retired. As it happened one day the two former
adversaries met in a country far from home. The two hugged each other like old
buddies and started talking. After a while the custom person asked the question
which had been bugging him over the years, "Mullah, please let me know
what were you smuggling all those years ago?" The mullah thought for a
few seconds and finally revealed his open secret, "Donkeys."

Free bread:

The Mullah's wife
sent him to buy some bread. When the Mullah arrived at the bread shop he saw
a long line waiting to buy bread. He thought he would do something to get in
front of the line. He shouted, "People, don't you know the Sultan's daughter
is getting married tonight and he is giving away free bread?" The multitude
ran toward the palace as the Sultan was generous to a fault and loved his daughter
more than anyone. The Mullah was now in front of the line and was about to buy
his bread when he thought to himself, "Mullah, you are truly a fool. All
the citizen's are getting free bread tonight and I am about to pay for it. So
he ran to the palace and when he got there was thoroughly beaten by the disappointed
people.

It is forbidden to lie:

The Sultan was told
by his teacher that lying was a great crime and should be banned. So the Sultan
ordered his executioner to the city gate and told him to ask each person entering
the city why he was visiting and execute any who lied. Next morning the Mullah
stood in line to go to the market in the city. The executioner asked him on
the penalty of death, "Why are you entering the city?" The Mullah
replied, "I am going to be executed!"

The one-eyed monk:

In ancient times itinerant
Zen monks when arriving at a Zen monastery could challenge the monks to a theological
contest and would be given food and shelter if they won but would have to go
to the next monastery if they lost. There was a monastery occupied by two brothers
a wise monk with two eyes and a foolish monk with one eye. One night it was
raining cats and dogs and an itinerant monk knocked on the door. The wise brother
wishing to be kind to wet fellow suggested he has a contest with his brother.
Five minutes later the contest was over. The traveling monk entered the room,
bowed and admitted defeat. The wise brother asked, "Tell me what happened?"
The other replied, "Your brother is a genius. We decided to debate in silence.
I went first and showed a single finger signifying the Buddha. Your brother
showed two fingers, meaning the Buddha and his teachings. I replied with three
fingers, indicating the Buddha, his teachings and his followers. Your brother
replied with coup de grass when he showed me his fist proving that in reality
the Buddha, his teachings and his followers are all one." The poor monk
bowed once more and left in the stormy night. Just then the brother entered.
He was totally irate. "That man was so rude. If he was not our guest I
would have given him the beating he deserved." "What happened?"
The one-eyed brother replied, "We decided to have a silent debate and the
first thing he indicated was to put a single finger up meaning, ‘I see
you have only one eye'. So I put up two fingers out of courtesy to him, meaning,
‘I see you have two eyes.' But the guy was so rude, he put up three fingers
telling me that together the two of us have three eyes. I got so mad, I shook
my fist at him, telling him, ‘If you don't stop talking about eyes, I'm
going to punch your lights out.'"

Who knows:

Many years ago a wise
peasant lived in China. He had a son who was the gleam in his eyes and a white
stallion which was his favorite belonging. One day his horse escaped from his
grounds and disappeared into the fields outside the village. The villagers came
to him one by one and announced their condolences. They said, "You are
such an unlucky man. It is so bad." The peasant answered, "Who knows.
Maybe it's bad, maybe it's good." The populous left. The next day the stallion
returned followed by twelve wild horses. The same people returned and told our
wise man about how lucky he was. "It's so good." He replied once more,
"Who knows. Maybe it's good, maybe it's bad." As it happens, the next
day his one and only son was attempting to break in one of the wild horses when
the horse fell down and broke his leg. Once more everyone came to condole him.
They said, "It's so bad." Again he replied, ""Who knows.
Maybe it's bad, maybe it's good." Three days passed and his poor son was
limping around the village with his broken leg, when the emperor's army entered
the village announcing that a war was starting and they conscripted all the
young men of the village. However, they left the son since he had a broken leg.
Once more, everyone was so jealous of our man. They surrounded him talking about
his shier luck. "It is so good for you," they said. He answered all
thus, ""Who knows. Maybe it's good, maybe it's bad."

The pregnant pot:

One day the Mullah
went to his neighbor and asked to borrow his huge pot. The neighbor reluctantly
loaned him the pot indicating a lack of trust. Next day he returned the pot
with a small pot saying, "Your pot was pregnant, had labor and here's the
baby. It belongs to you." The neighbor thought this was odd but accepted
the gift believing that one should not look into the mouth of a gift horse.
A week went by and once again the Mullah borrowed the pot and returned it next
day with a small pot as the new born child. Next week when the Mullah asked
to borrow the pot the neighbor was only to pleased to comply. Next day went
by and the Mullah did not return the pot and the neighbor became worried. On
the third day the neighbor went to the Mullah demanding the return of his pot.
Mullah told him, "Alas my friend that's impossible your pot passed away
in labor." The neighbor was maddened and screamed, "Look, you idiot,
who do you take for a fool. We all know pots do not die in labor." "My
friend," the Mullah replied calmly, "We have already established that
pot become pregnant, have labor and you even have two of the babies. I cannot
help it if you were unlucky that your pot could not survive three labors in
such a short time. You should have looked after it better."

How to tame a giant elephant:

In India elephant
keepers train baby elephants to stay put by tying a rope, with a stake on the
one side, around one leg and placing the stake into the ground. The baby elephant
pulls and pulls on the rope to no avail. This teaches the elephant that no matter
what he does he cannot get away when attached to the rope. Later when the elephant
is grown up and the keeper wants the elephant to stay put all he does is to
tie a small piece of rope on that leg and the giant elephant is held to the
spot by his own mind.

Gnats:

If one places gnats
inside a test tube and closes the top, at first the gnats try to jump out and
each time they hit the closed top. After about an hour they give up and one
can open the top and the gnats will remain put and eventually die of hunger.

Where is the cat?

The Mullah was giving
a party for his friends and bought six pounds of best lamb and asked his wife
to cook as the best kabob as only she knew how to. The lamb was the tastiest
and soon the wife was tempted and she cooked the most delicious kabob and eat
it all herself. That night when the Mullah arrived home the wife told him to
buy some more meat since the cat had eaten the meat. The Mullah got his scales
and weighed the cat. It weighed exactly six pounds. He asked his wife, "If
this is the cat, where is the meat? And if this is the meat, where is the cat?"

Aubergine:

The Mullah had recently
moved up in the world and was now at the court of the Sultan. As it happened
the Sultan loved aubergines (eggplants) and asked the chef to cook him aubergine
dishes every day. Each day the chef devised different ways of presenting aubergines
to the great Sultan and the Mullah who was seated near the king would pontificate
on the wonderful health giving characteristics of the aubergine. He would explain
how the aubergine would heal all diseases known and unknown. He explained how
this wondrous vegetable reduced one's temperature if one had a fever or raised
it if it dropped too low. It was full of vitamins A,B,C,D,E,to Z and furthermore
had mystical properties that would absolve one of one's sins if eaten every
day. For six months the chef would cook the aubergine, the Sultan would relish
the dishes, while the Mullah would sing the praises of aubergine. As thing happen,
eventually the great Potentate became sick to death having aubergines everyday
and ordered the chef on pain of death to never again cook aubergines. The Mullah
who heard this immediately said, "Your Highness, you are so right. This
plant is a curse to humanity. It is full of noxious poisons and is the cause
of most maladies known and unknown." The Sultan asked the Mullah, "Mullah,
only yesterday you said aubergine was the king of all vegetables, how come you
change your tune so soon." "Sire,"the Mullah replied, "I
am the Sultan's servant not the aubergine's."

Feed my clothes:

One day the Mullah
went to a rich merchant's house for a feast. As he was wearing a laborer's clothe
he was shown to the servant's entrance and given a few scraps. Next week he
was invited to the same place and he dressed in his best attire looking as good
as any prince. He was welcomed at the front door and given the place of the
honor next to the host. He ate a morsel of bread and then started putting all
the rich food offered him into his sleeves. His host asked him, "What are
doing my good man?" "I'm feeding my clothes," the Mullah replied,
"It deserves the good food since my worth was established last week."

The moon is more useful
than the sun:

One day, the Mullah's
son asked him, "Which is more useful, the sun or the moon." The Mullah
replied, "My son, of course the moon is more useful. It provides us light
at night, when it is dark. The sun, alas shines during the day, when it is already
light."

That's right:

The Mullah was a judge
and arbitrator in a dispute. First the advocate of the first side gave an eloquent
discourse advancing his claims. The Mullah who had been listening intently agreed
and said, "That's right." Next it was the other advocates turn and
he was just as erudite. Once more the Mullah agreed adding, "That's right."
His clerk listening to the Mullah's pronouncements commented, "They can't
both be right." "The Mullah agreed by saying, "That's right!"

Ali and the spit:

Ali, the prophet's
cousin, son in law, and the bravest of all Muslim's had caught an evil unbeliever
and enemy of the faithful. He drew his scimitar and was about to chop off the
infidel's head when the evil one spat in the face of the most just of all. Ali
paused and placed his scimitar back into his scabbard and left. The infidel
ran after him and asked, "You were about to kill me and I spat in you face
and you left. How come?" Ali replied, "When I drew my scimitar I was
going to execute you for your crimes against Islam and all the Moslems you have
murdered. When you span in my face, I became angry. If I had killed you I would
have murdered you for the sake of my ego." The former infidel fell upon
the ground upon hearing this and accepted God and Islam. He was now a totally
changed man and became a great Muslim saint.

It works, doesn't
it!
The Mulah was beating a drum as hard as he could. The neighbors were fed up
at the racket and asked him what he was doing. He replied, "Keeping wild
tigers at bay." A neighbor shouted, "But Mullah, there are no wild
tigers within a thousand miles of here." The Mullah smiled and replied,
"It works, doesn't it!"

The death of the Mullah
One day the Mullah's wife asked him when would be the end of the world and the
last judgment day. The Mullah replied the end of the world and the last judgement
day is the day that I die.

When I was Alive....
One day the Mullah had climbed a neighbor's apple tree to steal some fruits.
His neighbor walked in the orchard and the Mullah fell as he tried to hide in
the tree. The people crowded around the dazed Mullah and imagined that he had
died. They started to carry him home. As they carried him, they got to a roundabout
and did not know which road to take. The Mullah who had just revived pointed
to a road and said, "When I was alive, I would take that road!"

The soup
A farmer came to town as a guest of the Mullah. The farmer brought a goose as
a gift for the Mullah. That night Mullah Nasrudin's wife cooked the goose and
served it in a feast with many other delicacies to the Mullah and others with
the farmer siting in the place of honor among the guests.

The farmer returned
home the next day and a week later a stranger knocked on the Mullah's door saying,
"I am the friend of the guy who brought you the goose." The Mullah
welcomed him and asked his wife to cook a big meal and invited the stranger
to dinner. Hardly a week had gone by when another stranger came claiming to
be the friend of the friend of the guy who had brought the goose. Once again
the stranger was fed a big meal and so was the next stranger who was the friend
of the friend of the friend of the guy who had brought the goose.

By this time the Mullah
and his wife had become pretty fed up of feeding all the countryside. Nasrudin's
wife told him that they had only one chicken left. Mullah said not to worry
since he had a plan.

When the next friend
of the friend of the friend of the friend of the guy who had brought the goose
arrived the Mullah told his wife to boil some water and serve it in a soup bowl.
The guest tasted the water and asked what kind of a soup was this. The Mullah
replied, "Sir you have before you the soup of the soup of the soup of the
soup of the goose that the friend of your friend of your friend of your friend
brought." No more stranger's visited Mullah after that.

The architect's last palace
An excellent architect lovingly built many beautiful palaces for the Sultan.
Eventually he was tired of his labor and went to the Potentate and asked if
he could retire. The great king asked the architect to build him one last palace.
He said, "Money is absolutely no objection. You have one year to build
me the best palace possible."

The architect started eagerly but he was exhausted and soon he started to do
shoddy work. He cut a corner here and a corner there. After all, this was his
last project and no one would notice. When it came to the materials he used
cheaper materials since he could not be bothered to search for the best. After
all, who would notice? Only he, was the one who could tell the difference. One
by one the architect did less than his best. Eventually even though no one else
could tell the difference the architect knew that this palace was no where near
his best. However, he was still pleased that it was complete and at last he
could retire.

The year had passed and the architect presented his substandard work to the
Sultan. The Sultan inspected the palace and was well pleased. When the inspection
was over, he turned to the architect and said, "You have done well. This
is my retirement gift to you."

"I have no time
to sharpen my ax"
The Mullah was using a rusted ace to cut a huge oak tree. A friend was passing
by and saw that the Mullah was make no progress at all. At this rate it would
take him years to chop the mighty tree down. He said, "Mullah, why don't
you sharpen your ace?" The Mullah replied, "I can't afford the time.
Must cut this tree by tomorrow."

Cherish this life
The Shahanshah, the King of Kings, had passed away unexpectedly before he could
bequeath his empire to one of his many suns. In order to stop a civil war the
Viziers asked the Mullah to intervene and discover the Great ruler's desire.
The Mullah fasted and meditated for many days and then went into a deep trance.
His spirit momentarily left his body and went to the other world. When he saw
the Supreme Sovereign, he was in the most beautiful palace imaginable. He was
surrounded by stunning Houris and most powerful Genies of all kinds. Verily,
this was a true paradise. The Shahanshah told the Mullah which of his sons should
succeed him and the added, "I would give up all this wealth and glory I
have in this world to spend one more day back on Earth, alive, as even the humblest
servant to the least of my subjects."

Death looks for Hassan in Samarkand
Hassan was a novice in Baghdad. He went to a Sufi Sheik to have his fortune
read. The Sheik told him that he was under grave danger and death might visit
him soon. As it happened death entered Baghdad that day to take the life of
ten thousand whose time had come. Upon hearing about the carnage and how everyone
was dying of the plague, Hassan flew to far away city of Samarkand. As he left
Baghdad, he shivered with fright as he passed the shadow of death. Death who
saw Hassan looked in his book and thought to himself, "I wonder what is
going on? I am supposed to take him to the other side in four weeks in Samarkand.
Why is he in Baghdad?

The Missing Donkey
One day the Mullah took his eleven donkeys to the bazaar to sell. On the way
he counted his donkeys and noticed that there were only ten. He thought to himself,
"What a fool I am, I lost one of my donkeys." So he got off his donkey
and counted again and this time he counted eleven. "Thanks be to God,"
he thought, "I have found my lost beast." He rode his donkey again
and when he counted in a little while again he counted only ten. He became anxious
thinking that he must have left one behind. Again when he counted he had eleven
donkeys. He said to himself, "It's best I walk to the bazaar, else I'll
lose a donkey for sure."

I'm not that lazy
The mullah got a job at the Bazaar as a porter. Today he had to load bags of
wheat onto a cart. The foreman noticed that he was carrying one bag where the
other workers carried two. The Forman asked the Mullah, "How come you only
carry one bag at a time and all the others carry two?" The Mullah replied,
"I'm not that lazy to make one trip when I can make two."

The Treasure Chest.
A guy felt unlucky. Whatever he did ended up wrong and he never had enough money.
He saw this wise old woman who gave him a tiny little locked treasure chest
and told him it had an exotic magic object inside which would bring him luck.
She told him to take it with him everywhere he went and shake it three times
whenever he entered a new room. So the guy took the treasure chest everywhere
and he started noticing things. As he shook his treasure chest and paid attention,
he noticed an opportunity here and a danger or pitfall there. A year went by
and his luck had totally changed. He went back to the wise old woman and asked
for the key to the lock. The old woman at first refused but eventually acquiesced
to his pleas and opened the treasure chest. The man looked inside and there
was no magical object within.

A tale from one thousand and one nights.
This merchant in Baghdad had some bad luck. A thief robbed his house of all
his gold. The authorities caught the thief but he would not reveal where he
had hidden the merchant gold. One night in a dream he was told by a Genie to
go to Cairo to seek his fortune. So with great difficulty he made his way to
Cairo. When he got there as it happened there was a robbery and the people caught
him and beat him up and then took him to the Captain of the guard. He told his
story of how he had left his home in Baghdad and arrived in Cairo in search
of his fortune. The Captain told him, "You fool, three times I dreamt a
Genie who said that if I went to Baghdad I would find a great oak tree next
to a well on top of a hill overlooking the great mosque. He said if I searched
the well, I would find a great treasure. But, I'm wise. I stayed home. You don't
find me going on a wild goose chase. The merchant recognized the well as that
in his own home and returned home. He searched his well and found his stolen
wealth.

But you chose us since we were the best teachers
(A true story)
In the beginning of a school year, the school principle and some research psychologists
called three teachers in for a meeting. They told the three teachers that they
had been chosen since they were the best teachers at the school to teach extra
gifted students. They were told that the students had been given an IQ test
and the cream of the crop were assigned to them. However, in order not to have
the parents complain they could not say a single word about the fact that they
had the best students to anyone, specially the students. By the year's end these
"gifted" students were all straight A and excelled at most subjects.
The teachers had another meeting with the principle and the psychologist and
were asked about their charges. They said that they were so brilliant, so attentive,
so easy to teach. They were now informed that this had been a test and that
the students had been assigned to them randomly and were no different from their
students of previous years. To this the teachers replied, "Maybe, but they
did so well because we were the best teachers." To this came the reply,
"No you were chosen by lottery too. In fact we chose you three because
you were the average teachers at this school."
The above is based on a true research study on effects of expectation on learning.
I changed the story to jazz it up but the facts have not been altered. This
research has been repeated many times with the same results. As Henry Ford said,
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you are right."

You only own what is in your head.
When Avicenna (Ibn-e-Sina), the great Iranian physician and philosopher, was
young, one day he was traveling to another city. He was riding a mule and had
all his books loaded on another mule. As it happened he crossed the territory
of a band of brigands. The bandits saw the lone rider and the two mules as easy
prey and attacked and overcame the hapless scholar. They robbed him of all his
belongings and the two mules. Avicenna pleaded with the chief of the outlaws
to let him have his books back since they were no use to them, but they were
the sum total of his knowledge. As it happens the head bandit was a wise and
insightful person and could tell that this young student had much potential.
He gave him a single mule and his books back and told him, "Remember only
that knowledge is yours which is contained in your head." Avicenna headed
the thief's advice and was on his way to becoming one of the greatest physicians
in the history of humanity.

It is there but is it available?
Today it was raining cats and dogs... Thank God I had my umbrella and my raincoat
with me. However, my umbrella was locked in my car's trunk and my raincoat locked
inside my car. I was thinking about this as I was running to my car and I was
getting soaked. I realized that this was a wonderful metaphor for the way we
pass through the tempests of life: each one of us has the inner resources needed
to face up with whatever life has to throw in our path. The problem is that
often our resources are locked up inside where they cannot immediately do us
any good. One of the best ways of freeing our inner resources is through hypnosis
and NLP.