As for decomp, the only story I have regarding this was when I worked in a hospital I was called down to the ED to take a corpse from there to the Morgue. Now, I hated doing this because the ED is a busy place and can be really weird trying to be covert with the cart like the hospital wanted me to be (morgue carts generate weird feelings in by people). Anyways, so I get down there and am informed that deceased had been found in a hot tub and had been there quite awhile post-mortem. Needless to say, when pulling the body bag across from the bed on the cart it had the weirdest feeling I ever felt when dealing with the deceased. Can't really describe it.

Another good morgue cart story was the bones run. Never understood why they had to be put on ice...

The Bloods gang member is facing a narcotics charge after New Jersey cops yesterday discovered a whopping 100 bags of heroin hidden in his anus, police report.

Speight, 32, was driving on the Palisades Interstate Parkway when his 2005 Mitsubishi Lancer was pulled over during a routine traffic stop. When cops detected the smell of marijuana they asked for--and received--permission to search the car.

While Speight, seen above, was being processed at police headquarters, he “was found to be in possession of 100 bags of heroin which were concealed in his anus and undetectable at the scene.” Police estimated the heroin’s vale at $1000 in New York City, and $2000 in upstate New York, “where both subjects were traveling to.”

Speight, who cops noted is “also listed as a Bloods gang member,” was jailed in lieu of $38,500 bail on a pair of felony drug counts.

Sam's Drunk Dog wrote:It's all part of Sweden's diabolical plan to take over the world. Their first step was to injure us with their poorly made furniture. Now they are on to poisoning us with their poorly made food.

Well, I am not surprised by that. Swedes are so inventive, aren't they? They are my favorite producers....

This one's from my 'hood. I was actually walking into the library a block away when I saw police swarming the store.

The homeless man accused of going on a stabbing spree in the East Liberty Target store has a criminal history that stretches across the nation and includes convictions on charges that he bit a man on the head and aided in a robbery that led to a woman's death.