AverageAmericanGuy:You can call her Her Royal Highness all you want, but at the end of the day, some guy with bad teeth is going to be shouting into her bloody, distended crotch.

Ah, the miracle of birth.

All the titles in the world won't keep you continent once you get to the second stage, as she'll doubtless discover soon. I'm not a royal-watcher but I do feel some sympathy for her in this instance -- I can't even imagine going through delivery with the hospital surrounded by hundreds of people who are dying to get a best-selling photo somehow. And of course all the nurses probably have cellphones. Best of luck to the happy couple, now after this can they GTFO all the magazine covers for a bit?

gibbon1:I will forthwith move the booze to the basement, along with my 2TB hard drive's worth of Max Hardcore movies, nail the door shut and disconnect the cable modem. See ya all in 10 weeks.

"In my room, redefinin' the meanin' of black holes"

Go on, suck it up; but hurry, I got nuts to bustAnd butts to fark and ups to shut and sluts to farkin' uppercutIt's Fark buttercup: go ahead, fark with usWithout a doubt, a sure-fire way to get your mother farkedAsk her for a couple bucks, shove a trumpet up her buttPlay a song, invade a thong, my dick is havin' guts for lunchAs well as supper; then I'll rummage through her ruptured coontFound the mustard, farkin' nosey neighbors notice somethings up"What you doin'? " Nothin' much, squish out some other stuffGotta farkin' bounce, guess the bouncer's had enough of us