p.s. starling, whenever I see your name, I don’t automatically separate it into starling+uk, it’s more like star+linguk
and I don’t know what a linguk is, can you help a broad out, here? is it like Aer Lingus’ dingbat cousin?

You tell em Lambkins, I go commando every night, us Honourable Anstruthers can take it. What with being brought up in a freezing 17th century Manor House and surviving the Rhadamanthine regime of Miss Beryl Scrapebucket D.Lit (Oxon)
at the St Crumworth Academy for Wayward Girls, who needs jammies. Pah.

So I went and perused their website too and OMG what a great vacation idea. I love it. of course I wake up to this pretty much everyday at my house but I would still love to go there.
Do you think they have cats that you can borrow to sleep with at night?

I once worked at a hardware store in the paint department. People frequently asked advice on what color paint to buy. When it came to babies rooms I joked that if it was a boy they could paint the room blue, and if it was a girl… they could paint the room blue.

No, no – I think this little lamby needs a cute little pink hat with those fuzzy balls hanging down from it, so he/she and the rest of the little lambies can soft-kronsche them when they get stressed (as anyone living in a pen would)!

Due to my selective but consistent use of a few CuteSpeak terms, my husband has the affliction now…he can’t say the word “sweatER” anymore either.
Asked me where his “gray sweateuw” was yesterday. Very dignified.
Thank you, Meg!!!
Heh.

But….. it’s not made out of her relatives. That would involve entrails or skin or some such, and that would be gross. It could possibly be made out of the hair of animals belonging to the same species, but she can’t know if anyone she knew contributed, and hey, it grows back. So lamby, quit’cher baaawlin’ and wear the sweater! Cuz baby, it’s cold outside….