Spinal Tap A to Zed

Condoms: Nigel endorses prophylactics, saying the band
always uses them. "With all this sex stuff around, you've
got to be careful." (BG) Nigel, to MuchMusic: "In the
old days, all you had to worry about was washing." Derek:
"That doesn't do it. You've got to double bag it, as we say."
Nigel: "I double bag even for an evening home on my own."
(QM) See also London School of Design.