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Chickipedia Embeds (Not In Beds). Still Won't Get You Laid.

As if the Chickipedia site wasn't enough, the team behind it has just launched an embed option so you can take hot chicks around the web with you. Every entry on the site has an embed option, and it amounts to a large-scale image of the woman who's profile you're visiting—and that's about it. It looks like a web-based trading card for hot girls (don't take that as a serious idea, Chickipedia)!

Click on the "read more" option that's displayed at the bottom of the widget, and up pops the woman's stats. If you remember anything about Chickipedia per my initial review of the site, then I don't need to go into detail here in regards to what all this woman's stats entail. But in case your memory fails you because your brain has had a system failure as a result of staring at Chickipedia too long, I'll remind you: stats include birthday, nicknames, hobbies, height and measurements. Sheesh.

As much as I loath this stats feature, I do very much like the way in which Chickipedia has outlined the formatting and functionality of the site. It's quite easy to use, and very encouraging to use for boys with too much time on their hands. However, I found the widget to be a little too simplistic for the type of activity found on the site (hence, the reason why these embeddable widgets seem to be more like trading cards than anything else).

On each woman's profile, you'll find several links that lead to a circular navigation pattern for Chickipedia's site, including other women that have worked with that person, articles, photos and videos. All of these could be incorporated into the widget as well, lending even more drool time that can be factored into a widget's engagement stats. Wouldn't that be good for widget ads? And on a side note, adding easy posting options for popular social networks makes it easier for smitten boys to spread widgets as well.

So, Chickipedia, when do we get the guys' version of this Heffner-ific resource on all things physically female? Hint: I would hope that whatever you come up with doesn't actually rhyme with Chickipedia.

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