AJ (April Jeanette) Lee: The reigning WWE Divas Champion — and confirmed fan of full-body contact and slamming partners around — makes us appreciate the rougher side of romance.

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April Rose: Enjoys things like rolling around in lingerie and providing extremely obvious female advice to ladies-in-training on MTV's Girl Code. Thanks to April, topics like snooping through cell phones and PMS have never sounded so titillating.

April from Hot Tub Time Machine, played by Lizzy Caplan: If all it took to change life's destiny was the accidental combination of a Russian energy drink and a decrepit hot tub, everyone in New Hampshire would be sitting comfortably in lukewarm water alongside Lizzy Caplan with the jets set on full blast.

April Ludgate from Parks and Recreation, played by Aubrey Plaza: We'd let the sarcastic Deputy Director of Animal Control at Pawnee's Parks and Recreation Department criticize our job performance on Yelp any day. We know Andy wouldn't mind. (The Internet is difficult for him.)

April O'Neil from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Pioneering the one-piece, April was squeezing into tight-fitting jumpsuits before J.Lo even left the block. Despite the fact that she's kidnapped by Shredder, like, every other day, April's proven that she's ninja tough.