Show and ticket details include, and I quote because it’s repetitive to rewrite something like this:“Doors will open at 11:30 a.m. with the first artist taking the stage at 12 p.m. Tickets are $30 in advance, available through Ticketmaster.com, and tickets through Billy Bob’s box office will go on sale May 2 at 10 a.m.”

Oh, and because of that finite max-cap thing, “organizers are expecting a quick sellout.”

If you go, tell Willie I said hey, and that he still owes me 50 bucks for that, um, package.