A casting call has gone out on Craigslist: LA looking for “interesting, attractive, colorful Asian-Americans” to star in a reality show in the style of Jersey Shore and The Real World. Tyrese is allegedly producing.

We need attractive Asian-Americans with lively, strong, and unique personalities between the ages of 18 to 30 with equally interesting life stories and perspectives to share, especially individuals who know about and/or experienced the Koreatown life.

Personally I think this idea’s genius, and I’d like Diana to audition for the show–I’m too old, which, for once, I think, is a good thing–mostly so she could fuck some bitches up, because that’s what they do on reality TV, right? That and get arrested? Plus, she has access to a Bumpit–her sister’s–plus, she loves the Koreatown life, particularly the Koreatown restaurants. (I actually had to look up what a Bumpit was, which, also, I think, is a good thing?)

The show is even looking for non-Asians to round out the cast.

If you are not Asian but are obsessed with Asian culture or people in some way, email us and please explain.

Yes, yes, and while you’re at it–you who are obsessed with Asian culture or people in some way (um, I think you know what they’re talkin about)–why don’t you email us and explain, too, you horny freak you.

16 Responses to “Jersey Shore Goes To KTown”

I wish I could say an image of Diana’s face Photoshopped onto a picture of Snooki was forthcoming but alas I’m out this afternoon. Personally, I want to see Diana’s audition video post-haste. The viewers of DISGRASIANtube agree!

It would somehow be more interesting then “Jersey Shore” and sounds like the cast would be made up of mostly Koreans as the cast calling is coming from Koreatown. Koreans of all ages are really into watching their own versions of soap operas and are in fact a very emotional people. So um…expect lot’s of spicy soups, bbq, VERY emotional karaoke torch songs, lot’s of texting and a few dramatic outbursts.

Jen, you’ve got to be kidding — you’re barely old enough to vote — if i owned a bar i’d card you for fear of losing my job lest you were part of a police team trying to entrap me for serving the underaged

I don’t think Diana would get picked. Mostly because I like her, and reality TV seems, for the most part, to be populated with people I want to slap.
If she did audition and get picked, though, I would have to watch, just to see what kind of shit she would stir up.

Hmmm I wonder if they’ll end up casting a bunch of white guys who dig Asian girls for this show. If they do that, they’d better get some Asian guy-loving white girls in there too, ya know, to balance it out.

So basically an Asian equivalent show of Asian airheads and taint-wipes and the douchebags who obsess over them?

GREAT.

Another one that accurately portrays our people, and gives the mainstream media consumer an in-depth insight into what “our peeps” are like.

Then again, if we’re no longer portrayed as math geeks, science whizzes, and violinists, maybe it could be a good thing. “Hey, we’re just as douchebaggy as the rest of you c*nt-rags on MTV. Check it out, yo!”