One of the better April Fool creations we have seen today, ThinkGeek has started selling Canned Unicorn Meat.

An excellent source of sparkles, this rarest of meats has been canned by Radiant Farms where “The Sisters” nurse Unicorns through their final days on this earth by massaging them with Guinness and feeding them candy corn.

If you’ve ever wondered why unicorn is so delicious, ThinkGeek are on hand to explain:

As the unicorn ages, its meat becomes fatty and marbled and the living bone in the horn loses density in a process much like osteoporosis. The horn’s outer layer of keratin begins to develop a flavor very similar to candied almonds. Blending the crushed unicorn horn into the meat adds delightful, crispy flavor notes in each bite.

There’s limited availability for the 14 ounce $9.99 cans, so be sure to get your orders in promptly. Apparently the nuns have been eating it for centuries and “they’re healthy as horses”.