36 Questions Women Have For Men – Answered!

Buzzfeed recently released a video called “36 Questions Women Have For Men” that caused quite a stir. The more women understand men, the more I get laid, so I’m only too happy to help these gals out. As always, I’m here to do my part to further female education.

1. How does it feel to be the same sex as Donald Trump?

It feels awesome. Being a man is so much easier than being in a woman, in just about every way. The crap you guys have to deal with is insane.

2. Why do you hate rom coms?

1. They all have boring characters.

2. They all tell the same story with the same characters.

3. The female leads always have small boobs and are too skinny.

4. They never have any violence or explosions.

3. Why do you make women sit around and talk about men in movies when you all will easily sit around and talk about boobs for hours?

1. Because women talking about men is what female viewers like to watch.

2. Men don’t talk about boobs for hours. We just make one or two comments about it, chuckle, and get back to work. It’s you women who talk about things like boobs for hours.

4. Why do you automatically assume that you won’t like TV shows or movies that star a female lead?

See the answer to question number 2.

5. Why are you surprised when women are funny?

Because women usually aren’t as funny as men. By the way, most women agree with this.

6. Why do you think we’re obsessed with you when we hook up?

Ah, you’re talking about men who keep bugging you after you have sex the first time. Those men are called “beta males” who get oneitis very fast. Sometimes another type of man does this, called “Alpha Male 1.0” who assume they own you once they have sex with you. I’m what’s called an “Alpha Male 2.0,” which means the day after I hook up with you I’m either busy working on my Mission or I’m hooking up with another woman who is younger and hotter than you. Therefore, I won’t be bothering you at all, beyond maybe a single text a few days later.

7. Why can’t I sleep with as many people as I want without being judged? When men do it, they’re congratulated.

This is not the 1980s anymore, so men are not congratulated when they do this. They’re called immature, shallow, pigs, misogynists, players (with a negative connotation, not a positive one), and even rapists.

8. Why do you consider a woman a tease if she doesn’t sleep with you after three dates, but a slut if she sleeps with you on the first date?

I’m the opposite of a slut-shamer, so I don’t think she’s a slut if she sleeps with me on the first date. Instead I think she’s wonderful and she instantly becomes a candidate for a long-term (though nonmonogamous) relationship. I wish more women were like her, particularly those over age 33.

A woman who still doesn’t want to sleep with me past the third date (and we’re speaking hypothetically here, since I would never take a woman out on a fourth date if some sexual activity had not occurred by then), is not a tease. Rather, she is an abuser and a time waster. Just imagine if the roles were reversed and see how you’d feel. A guy says to a girl, “Take me out on four dates and by me dinner and drinks, and if I still like you by then maybe I’ll buy you something.”

9. In what world does no mean yes?

In sexual scenarios, a hard no from a woman does indeed mean no. But coy or casual no from a woman means “keep nicely trying several more times and then I’ll say yes.” You’re mashing together the hard no’s with the casual/coy no’s, and you know damn well those are two different things. You cause all kinds of problems by doing this. I explain this in detail here.

10. Why do you say women are too emotional to be leaders then justify catcalling by saying that men can’t control themselves?

11. Why do you think that just because you’re nice to me, I owe you my body?

Why do you think that just because you have sex with me, I owe you my wallet?

12. Why would you ever send an unsolicited dick pic?

I’ve never done this because I’m rational, but other men do it because of something called gender myopia. I describe it here. You women do the exact same then when you brag about how strong or sassy or educated you are in your online dating profiles. It’s just as stupid as when guys send dick pics (and just as effective at attracting members of the opposite sex).

13. Why do you think its okay to harass women or make offensive comments about women, but when someone does it to your sister it’s not okay?

That depends on whether or not my sister deserves it. If she’s being a dumbass, maybe she does. I would say the same thing about my own daughter or my mother, because I would say the same thing about my brothers or my dad. In other words, if someone is being taken down a peg verbally, I don’t look at their gender; I look at their words and actions.

14. How does it feel to interrupt me when I’m making a point during a meeting?

It feels great because you were getting off topic and I need to wrap this meeting up so I can get back to work.

15. Why do you have to sit with your legs so wide open?

Why does it bother you so much to see men sit comfortably? Don’t you have anything more important to concern yourself with? If the position in which men sit is this disturbing to you, you have some very serious life problems and probably need to seek professional help.

16. Why are women perceived as the “weaker sex” even though we literally give birth to you?

It’s not perception, it’s reality. Women are physically weaker than men on average. It’s called biology.

17. Why is it so bad to show your emotions?

It’s not whether you show your emotions, it’s when you show your emotions. I do it when its appropriate. You do it when it’s not.

18. Why are you always trying to prove your masculinity to me?

Why is my masculinity so threatening to you? Years ago you women used to like masculine men. Now masculinity bothers you. What changed?

19. Why the fuck isn’t it ladylike to cuss?

I love it when women scream “Fuck me!” That’s very ladylike in my book. Again, it’s about when you do it. Time and place, Kitten.

21. Why is it your first instinct to doubt women who have been sexually violated or raped?

It’s not my first instinct to doubt, but it’s also not my first instinct to believe. Based on our justice system, everyone is presumed innocent until proven guilty, or at least are supposed to. ‘Proven’ means there’s proof involved, not just an accusation. If I publicly accused you of sexually molesting a small child, would you want everyone to automatically assume I was right?

22. Why do you assume a woman is angry because she’s on her period?

Why do you deny it when you are?

23. Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?

Sweetie, you need makeup. Keep that shit on!

24. Why isn’t it weird that there’s a bunch of old white men sitting in a room making legislation about what I can and can’t do with my body?

Because you elected those old white men despite people like me telling you not to for at least 25 years. These men are called “Democrats” and “Republicans,” and both of these types of men pass utterly ridiculous laws all the time regarding your body (and mine!), yet every time an election comes around you keep voting for these bastards. Therefore, I’m not sure why you’re complaining. Last time I checked, Bernie Sanders is an old white man, and many of you women are having orgasms trying to get this guy elected.

And by the way, why are you bringing “white” up in the question? What does race have to do with this? If it was a bunch old Asian men or old Mexican men sitting a room making laws about your body, would that make you feel better? What’s with the hate on whites, you racist?

25. Why are straight guys so obsessed with lesbians?

They give good sex advice. They know your pussy better than you do.

26. How does it feel to get kicked in the balls?

As soon as it happens it’s not too bad. But about three seconds later, it feels sort of like someone is slowly pressing a white hot spoon into your crotch. I don’t recommend it.

27. Do you ever get tired of trying to be manly all the time?

Again I ask, why are you so threatened by my masculinity? You women just can’t handle a Strong, Intelligent, Independent Man™.

28. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?

It’s not the equality I’m afraid of, it’s the corrupt, incompetent, authoritarian government putting a gun to my head enforcing whatever the those old white men you elected call ‘equality.’

29. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?

Because:

1. I work longer hours than you on average.

2. I work more years of my life than you on average.

3. I do more dangerous work than you on average.

4. I choose higher paying industries, jobs, and fields than you on average.

5. I take less sick days than you on average.

6. When I have a child I don’t take a “break” in my career like you often do.

30. In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?

It doesn’t, but if you choose the same exact fields as me, the same exact jobs as me, work the exact same long hours, days, and years as me, then you make pretty much what I make. So whenever you want to work in the coal mines for 40 years straight without taking a break to have kids, you let me know.

31. In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?

As above.

32. How is that fair?

Because no one should ever pay you the same to do less work than me just because you’re a girl. That would be sexism. And that’s bad, right? Or is sexism okay when it benefits you and not me?

33. Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?

I think that’s great as long as that woman doesn’t expect me to pay for dates. If she makes more money than me, why can’t she pay? Hmmmmm?

34. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches, when opinionated men are seen as bosses?

You keep forgetting this is not the 1980s anymore. Opinionated men are not seen as bosses, they’re seen as assholes. I happen to be one of these men, and trust me, I’ve been called “asshole” way more often than I’ve been called “boss.”

35. Why aren’t you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?

How can something be offensive to you if you never hear it? Anyway, one blonde says to the other, “I’ve slept with a Brazilian.” The other blonde says, “OMG! How many is that?”

36. Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?

Oh, my love, you’re talking to the wrong guy. I fucking love my privilege and think it’s great. I’m a high-income, white, American, heterosexual man. I wield my “privilege” like you wouldn’t imagine to get what I want, just like you wield your cleavage and eyelashes to get what you want. Hell, if you added “Christian” and “old” to my status, I’d pretty much rule the Earth. I can’t wait to be an old white man so you can vote for me and I can make laws about your body. See you in a few decades!

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I thoroughly enjoy reading your blog on a regular basis and have gained a great deal of perspective as a result. Also find a large number of your posts epically funny: and parts of this one certainly qualify for that distinction.

In particular, I must call out the final question and answer of this article: number 36. OMG… I seriously laughed so hard when I read your response I nearly pissed myself. Thinking about printing this out, framing it and putting in on my desk at work.

BlackDragon, I think you took the bait. Please read the following coming from a fellow dragon that has bought, read and embraced your 400 hour page book. These are all guided questions full of assumptions that are written by a highly emotional female (very possibly a feminist) and are meant to evoke the kind of response you wrote just so the people who wrote the questions can sit around reading and criticizing the answers and feel better about themselves. Don’t make them feel better about themselves, because they shouldn’t.

Do you realize how much traffic this blog post has had today? Do you realize how much money I’ve made from this one blog post just in the last 12 hours? Do you realize how much money and exposure I’ll be getting from this blog post over the next several weeks?

Many times people forget that I’m not playing the standard manosphere “get back at the feminists!” game. I gave up on the Western world about 15 years ago, thus I couldn’t care less what the feminists or their MRA enemies do. If you think the feminists are using me to get what they want, you’ve got it backwards. (Though if that’s the perception, that’s fine with me. Hopefully these feminists will link to this blog post in all of their fiery rage.)

I’m playing my own game here. It’s called capitalism. And it’s a game I play very well.

Actually, Latin is descended from Proto-Indo-European, spoken about 3000 BC in the Pontic Steppes. Because all of the principal Proto-Indo-European daughter languages (including Latin but also Ancient Greek, Old High German, Old Church Slavonic, Avestan, and Sanskrit) had grammatical gender, we assume that the feature was a part of the Proto-Indo-European language. Moreover, many other ancient language families–such as the Niger-Congo languages of Africa, the Chinookan languages of Oregon and Washington, and the Iroquoian languages of Northeastern North America–also had grammatical gender, quite independently of each other or of the Indo-European. Therefore, it is reasonable to assume that grammatical gender is a possible (but not necessary) feature of human language in general.

Do you realize how much traffic this blog post has had today? Do you realize how much money I’ve made from this one blog post just in the last 12 hours? Do you realize how much money and exposure I’ll be getting from this blog post over the next several weeks?

BD, do you have an eBook that teaches others how to monetize their blog like you do?

Regarding the problem of gender myopia BD mentioned in question 12, I think that people are beginning to understand this after all, at least in the US and UK I guess. In other european countries it’s much worse, people there fanatically believe that we’re basically blank slates with virtually no psychological sex differences. But I really think it’s gonna slowly start to change as people are becoming more interested in science.

I just watched VSauce’s 9-minute youtube video about “the science of the friendzone”, and I had the good surprise of seeing quite a bit of evo psych in there. Heck, even the concept of Game is alluded to, though not under that name. The vid has millions of views and yet, if you were expressing the ideas in a casual conversation with the average leftie and not in the context of the video, you’d be called names. I think it’s a very good thing that the public’s interest for seemingly benign scientific stuff could wake them up a bit.

Second – I could agree with you more, I am so tired of the “they’re all ugly, fat, bitches, blah blah blah” BS so many “men” in the Manosphere write about. Even some of the better known names have been writing and discussing it for years. There are so many more interesting topics in the world. Like …

A real dissection/discussion of Robert Green’s “48 Laws of Power” or “Mastery” … either could take years and be of much more value.

Or the Fundamentals of Discipline (or self-discipline) and working on that one thing, can change not just one life, but a multitude of lives.

I have come to appreciate your over stance – I have difficulty embracing (in fact, had the opportunity with a woman who encouraged me to “live my life” – yet still caught that dreaded Oneitis bug). Regardless of my choices, I still read, still in the process of changing the internal dialog – just want to comment and let you know, you are a sane voice, speaking within a group of crazy people (on both sides).

We would be much better off if more people were like Black Dragon and actually wanted both genders (and all people for that matter) to be treated equally by the law. Unfortunately, extremists on both sides (feminists and reactionary men) think that their gender should get special treatment. At this point the American legal system and public are prejudiced towards women and against men. A bunch of angry, reactionary guys writing satires about legalizing rape isn’t going to make things better. Logical, straight forward arguments like Black Dragon’s are what we need more of.

By the way Black Dragon, while I usually agree with you. This is not great advise…

“In sexual scenarios, a hard no from a woman does indeed mean no. But coy or casual no from a woman means “keep nicely trying several more times and then I’ll say yes.” You’re mashing together the hard no’s with the casual/coy no’s, and you know damn well those are two different things. You cause all kinds of problems by doing this. I explain this in detailhere.”

If a women says no and a guy keeps pushing he is putting himself at big time risk of false (or if he has misinterpreted the signals) maybe a real rape accusation. If a women says no to me and I sense it is a “casual/coy no”, I wait and escalate again later. If its a one night stand situation or any situation where alcohol is involved, 99% of the time this leads to sober sex in the morning. If you’re making a woman feel really good and you are non-needy, she will eventually have sex with you.

I could agree with you more, I am so tired of the “they’re all ugly, fat, bitches, blah blah blah” BS so many “men” in the Manosphere write about.

I am too.

If a women says no and a guy keeps pushing he is putting himself at big time risk of false (or if he has misinterpreted the signals) maybe a real rape accusation.

No, a man isn’t going to get an FRA via persisting though casual/coy no’s assuming he does everything else correctly. I explain this in detail here.

So if I join at the Diamond level… I should be all set?

If the only reason you’re joining my coaching program is for one isolated reason (how to monetize a blog for example), then no, you shouldn’t join. If instead your overall goal is to increase your income in your own business and get better with women, then yes, you should join right now, and Diamond level would be fine.

My answer to question 23 (“Why do you think women who wear makeup are false advertising?”) would be, “For the same reason that car dealers are ‘false advertising’ if they try to sell me a banged-up, used-up, old clunker like a high-mileage Yugo by presenting it as if it were a brand-new Cadillac”.

Hah, this guy is awesome. I honestly cannot stand how women act today, for the most part. All they do is repeat every dumb thing they hear on the news or from their coworker who doesn’t know a damn thing. See, there is no wage gap. It’s more like a career gap. I’m a stay at home mom but when I worked I waitressed. When I was waitressing I didn’t expect to make the same as my manager, that’s stupid. When women complain about this stupid gap it is only because they do not take into consideration all of the DETAILS. I don’t know when this became such a difficult concept but I wish things would go back to how they used to be. Women today will sleep around with 20 different men, get “accidently pregnant” and complain that we don’t pay for them to kill their kid because of their lack of respect for themselves. Women today want to live without consequence, without being noticed for being a woman…its annoying. I don’t know one woman who doesn’t actually like it when a man walks up and says “wow, you are beautiful.” Since when is this an insult? Women want to be seen as beautiful without makeup but expect men to be shaved, built, well dressed, well mannered and basically kissing their feet. My husband is a United States Marine Corps veteran and I’ll be DAMNED if anyone views me as stronger than him or wiser than him. He absolutely will NOT ever answer to me, he is the man of the house and the leader of this family. Sorry for the rant, I just can’t stand non sense from mostly feminists these days. Semper Fi. God bless.