PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Commercial Is Pure Hardcore Porn

PETA's attempt at a Super Bowl commercial is so raunchy we'll never see it during the big game.

The animal rights group made an extremely NSFW ad for the Super Bowl that basically claims people who are vegan last longer in bed than those who enjoy a nice piece of red meat.

The spot doesn't simply say that, either -- it shows two separate couples getting it on, with the vegan man going on and on like the Energizer bunny. And when we say "getting it on," we mean it really looks like they're having sex, which is why we can't even show the video (if you're curious, and admit it, you are, you can see it here).

The commercial, which looks like something you'd expect to see on Cinemax at 3 a.m., will not air when the Broncos and Panthers tangle in Super Bowl 50 for reasons you don't need to be an FCC chairman to understand.