I think I've given myself food poisoning. Fingers crossed I feel better by this evening as it's marring my excitement for Primavera.

What about Ronan Keating being a dirty dog then?

Tell me about your neighbour. My neighbout has taken up playing the trumpet or trombone, whatever it is he plays sat on his window ledge with his window open and it gives the street a real Hovis/Brassed Off/poor up North feel when you walk down the street. I quite like it.

Despite what Louis Walsh has been saying, it's been a pretty open secret for well over a decade that Ronan Keating is a grade A cunt who treats a lot of people like shit and has been cheating on his wife.

...it's this whole "Aw, isn't he so WHOLESOME" mothers-would-want-their-daughters-to-marry-him image that he has that gets me when he's clearly an absolute SLICE. I don't mind it when people are cunts and are honest about it - Simon Cowell for instance. He's a cunt, he knows it, ergo, I like him.

you get to educate them and also profer a slice of our country's customs at the same time.

Alternately, Tea Sweatshop and get some underage orientals in to make the tea instead, they'd know what they were doing. And you could easily ensconce them in a cupboard somewhere when they're not in use.

first, we sprayed it with hari spray and it went down. 10 mins later it started coming back to life, so we hit it with some flaming deoderant and it went down again. 10 mins later, it started coming back to life so we hit it with some spray glue paint and it went down a third time. 10 minutes later it started coming back to life so we reasoned it desevered to live, but then it died.

Women as a rule are shameful shitters and wouldn't proudly display their toilet paper, unless it was for a double bluff. Which would just be such a womanly reverse psychology thing to do now I think about it