I mostly read Hetalia and Fallout: New Vegas fan fics, with the occasional FFVII, FFXII, Ouran Host Club, and Black Butler fic thrown in there. My new love is anything Fallout related. I'm pretty active on the Fallout kink meme, and I usually de-anon my stories on this account. I'm also a complete Hetalia nerd but I like to think I'm classy about it. Recently, I've decided to try my hand at writing because I don't fail enough in my daily life to satisfy myself =_= I'm open to story swaps!

About me: I enjoy sensing the social atmosphere then acting painfully awkward and inappropriately.

I apologize in advance for my behavior. If I say anything that shocks you I'm sorry. I curse. A lot. Also, I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi.

I like to learn languages, currently I speak pretty good French, decent German, and study Japanese in my spare time (after German eats away my free time D:)

I like to listen to crazy music and watch GOOD movies. Not that mainstream tripe that most of society flocks to. Love classy shit. I'm talking Frank fucking Sinatra baby, Humphrey Bogart, sushi, old black and white movies, and well dressed men.

When I'm by myself I like to pretend that I'm really awesome and cool in a whimsical sort of way but in reality I'm just average, short tempered, and useless. But I do own neon orange nail polish so that should count for some cool points, right? uh, right??

Disclaimers: Of course, the characters and original settings for the series' were made by people other than me. Pretty simple concept. I don't own anything. Being that this is a FAN fiction site I'm sure nobody is flabbergasted by this revelation.

Tumblr: Yes. I now have one. May or may not actively use it. I can't imagine anyone wanting to read about shit I do but meh. It's bonsaibabe (dot) tumblr (dot) c o m

Art covers: If anyone is willing to draw me an art cover for any of my stories, I'd be willing to repay you in a fanfiction of your choice! Just throwing that out there!

Contest info: Every once in awhile I do an 'answer this question first and win a fanfic written by me' type of thing. If you do win, here are my ground rules. I outright refuse to write Austria/Switzerland or Prussia/Switzerland. I just can't do it. I hate those pairings with a passion. I can't write anything with China because I don't know his character enough to pull it off. I won't write yuri, and I won't write MPreg. It is just not my cup of tea. Lastly, I'm not crazy about hetero pairings. If you really want one I'll do it but I won't exactly be happy about it.

After the final battle with Vayne, Balthier and Fran are expecting, Penelo and Vaan are engaged, Basch learns how to tie his shoes and Ashe becomes a Muslim. Join in on the adventure, on Everyone Loves Balthier!

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

REQUEST FIC from ages ago. Gilbert has a bad habit of stalking, in the creepiest possible way. AU school life, hard yaoi, PRUAUS, Very long. DL,DR Sorry in advance for the formatting, fanfic was having a hissy. Please review? love. :3

I wanted to call this fic 'Gilboobs:the motion picture.' When you read it, you will know why. :I Crack, based on my OTP. You have never read a fic like this before. And that's a money back guarantee. No money will actually be refunded if I'm wrong.

A very short Halloween fic. Gilbert takes Roderich on a date to a horror maze one Halloween and is surprised by the reaction he gets. M for Yaoi, AU, all that delightful stuff. Don't like don't read. :3

"Rangers are patient, Gannon. They'll question every last person here and someone is going to remember a goddamn Enclave suit walking past. Just use some of those brains you're so proud of and /think/." Third part to the Take Your Shot series.

Roderich hates it when he does that. Almost as much as the fanfolk... a short, quick fic I typed in spanish class. Because fanfiction is way more interseting than spanish verbs. trufax. RoderichxGilbert, Yaoi. M2BSAFE, DL;DR.

Sweden and Finland live unaware of their feelings for each other.In a twist of faith one small incident leads to a covered up plan of kidnapping and dominance thanks to Russia's dark obsession,threatening their blooming relationship.Longer summary inside!

Antonio, in the throes of unrequited love, unwisely seeks help from Francis in relation to a particular Italian he is having issues with. France has an exquisite plan to fix the problem, but he doesn't tell Antonio this. YAOI, M, ONESHOT. DL;DR xoxox

An intimate and quiet little scene between Roderich and Gilbert late one night in bed. Yaoi, don't like don't read. Um... little plot, but you know, you might like it? : ONESHOT. M for a reason of course. There isn't enough of this pairing in the worlT

I have too many Canada fics, ergo, I present to you all a collection ish of such. Some fics will be reposts, some new. All oneshots, mainly RusCan but some others. First two chapters entail crack and Marijuana use. Ready bro? Yaoi themes. DL;DR.

Implied GerIta, Bondage, angst... not my normal stuff but you know. Italy has issues with Germanys porn collection, and neither know how to deal with that. Story is better than summary I hope. Short-ish. Don't like, don't read. ONESHOT

PruxAus Pr0n with plot, M for a reason. Another of the fics originally intended to be in the LUDO collection, inspired by the song 'Please' but NOT A SONGFIC! Don't like, don't read, full description inside. WARNING: kind of depressing.

Antonio has married Romano for the political stability during the Italian wars, but he knows Romano isn't old enough to have sex yet. So he'll wait. And when he IS old enough... well, Antonio is going to make it a night to remember. For hetalia kink meme.

The hands before, the hands now. The same stains. The same dirty smell, the same sick feeling in his gut. This was the shame of Ciel Phantomhive. // M for graphic/sexual content and dark themes; Sebastian/Ciel.

Vulpes Inculta is being honored with a place in Caesar's history... that is, if he can survive the interview with Testiclés, the Debug Centurion first! De-anoning from the FKM, this is a humorous, crack fill for the cut, in-game character TDC!

An overnight stay at a roadside hotel becomes the bane of Roderich's existence when he is forced to share a room with Gilbert. But wait, the weekend isn't over so easily as Roderich battles some uncomfortable feelings for the man he always bickers with.

Gilbert Beilschmidt is a private eye with a lousy work ethic and a crummy apartment. After accepting the case of a snobby socialite named Roderich, he immediately regrets it, but hey, booze money's gotta come from SOMEWHERE, right?