Justin Bieber: Is He Retiring?!?

Enjoy the vocal stylings of Justin Bieber for just a few more days, fans.

The singer said in an interview yesterday that he's about to be done with music.

Speaking with Power 106 in Los Angeles, the 19-year was asked about the special album that drops next week and said simply that he was "retiring" after its release, repeating the scary word multiple times.

But we somehow aren't buying it.

Bieber is at the top of his game. His recent tour sold out every venue. His followers continue to increase. His upcoming movie is expected to be a blockbuster.

Why retire now?!? He needs all the money he can get to keep throwing such lavish parties, doesn't he?

Perhaps Justin was simply inspired by the comedy show he attended Saturday night - during which he told the audience that he bangs bitches - and this was his attempt at humor.

But it didn't work. So at least we know Bieber won't be leaving music for a career as a stand-up comedian.