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>Subject: Why it's great to be a guy:
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>Your last name stays put.
>The garage is all yours.
>Wedding plans take care of themselves.
>Chocolate is just another snack.
>You can be president.
>You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
>Car mechanics tell you the truth.
>You don't care if someone notices your new haircut.
>You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too
icky.
>Same work... more pay.
>Wrinkles add character.
>You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
>Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
>If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
>Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
>The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
>New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
>Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything
different?"
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