Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome you for witnessing this moment in Korean history, and the commendable bravery of five men whom we are about to reveal to you. They have shown great courage, willing to no longer put on a fake front and show the world their true selves. They have my respect. Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, BIGBANG!

All five of these brave men suffer from a rare, incurable disease called the fuckingcoldandlooklikeshit disease, also known as shitty music. This unfortunately causes the growth of cold sores all over their body that you don't even know if they are caused by genital herpes. TOP happens to only have these on his eyebrows. Just sayin'.

They have delivered their message perfectly. That we should never put on a mask just for the pursuit of money and fame. We should not appeal to the lowest common taste just to get people to like you by changing ourselves. It is of utmost importance that we stay true to ourselves, whether we have cold sores all over our faces, or whether we may be embarrassed over an F&N endorsement.

These brave souls dare to show their faces to the world, unlike people who only stay behind a computer screen, typing away mean, negative things that hurt the feelings of others... oh wait.