those are some of the funniest searches ever. I'm glad that some guides actually have a sense of humor about it as well.

Quote:
LindaD: What can i help you find today?
You: I'm looking for a website that will help me search the interweb
LindaD: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: wait a sec
You: I don't want to be pointed to google
You: I know all about google
LindaD: ok, I will do my best
You: I want a website where I can have help searching for something
You: so like, I have an o

I don't get what they're on about though. Was she being sarcastic or what? Coz that silly bitch was so fuckin boring.

my penis bleeds so I made a thread about a thread I made on another forum.

SEARCH: asian

Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaA
RebeccaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
RebeccaA: Hello
You: are you asian?
RebeccaA: no
You: er i dont know if you'll be able to answer because you're not asian
RebeccaA: I can only try
You: do asian women have smaller bums? if so, why?
RebeccaA: What does that have to do with tv?
You: i saw asian on tv.......real small
You: can you transfer me to an asian?
RebeccaA: Yes
You: ty
You: din lo bai om la?
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Status: Connected to guide: BryanT
BryanT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: are you asian?
BryanT: no
You: hmmm
You: You: can you transfer me to an asian? RebeccaA: Yes
BryanT: no
You: i dont know if you'll be able to answer because you're not asian
BryanT: ok
You: transfer to asian please?
BryanT: I can transfer your search, but it would just go into the system, anyone can get it
You: hmmm
You: so rebecca lied?
You: can you report her
BryanT: if she told you you could get her directly, yes
BryanT: no, I can't report her
You: she said she could transfer me to an asian
You: ok how am i going to get my question answered then
You: if no one there is asian
BryanT: the system is not divided into any type of class, opens the door for a racism lawsuit
You: ok so what SHOULD I DO??
BryanT: nothing you can do
You: this site cant answer my question?
You: can google?
BryanT: would you like me to search for something?
You: my question is do asian women have smaller bums and why?
BryanT: probably because they have smaller frames
BryanT: anything else
You: ok but is there any proof??
BryanT: only what your eyes see
You: i dont live in asia
BryanT: you don't have to
BryanT: they are in this country too
You: thats like saying chinese are smart because they study more
You: we are not in same country
You: is there any EVIDENCE for me to look at
BryanT: it doesn't matter, asians are on every continent
BryanT: nope
You: have you tried searching scientific journals?
You: for like.....RESEARCH
BryanT: I seriously doubt that this topic has gotten any major attention
You: sigh
You: ive seen more useless issues researched
You: mine is actually useful
BryanT: how
You: ughhhh
You: ok hm
You: you have like a word catcher on here
You: i better be careful
BryanT: yep
You: ok you have big bums and small bums
BryanT: ok
You: i NEED TO KNOW if asians have smaller bums because of ....thing in back
You: when in intemacy with them
You: OK???
BryanT: ????
You: ya
You: sometimes plastic
You: sometimes other
BryanT: I think that you are over thinking the situation
You: i cant TYPE THE WORD
BryanT: nope
BryanT: sure can't
You: rymes with heethrow
BryanT: ????
You: sometimes pink
You: LONG
You: oK????
You: its silly question i know
You: but
You: it applies TO ME
BryanT: I don't think that it is an asian specific topic
You: i dont want to hurt them
You: well
You: smaller bums is harder for me right?
You: so it's why i want to know if asians have the smaller bums
BryanT: I don't usually have a problem with them
You: asian womens and the THING?
BryanT: smaller bums, that is
You: ok but
You: from experience
You: can you use THE HEETHROW with small bums
You: or???
BryanT: I don't know
You: like
You: you can argue
You: say "GET A SMALLER ONE"
BryanT: if your technique is lacking then I wouldn't try it, someone can loose an eye
You: but ya, ok.... sometimes i can't adjust to whichever woman
You: ???
You: no
You: you are thinking...
You: 8=D ???
You: no no
You: ugh
You: mine is PLASTIC
You: sometimes
You: u know/?
BryanT: i know you are talking about an apparatus
You: YES
BryanT: I know
You: ok
You: but so how
You: can i use it on the small BUMS
BryanT: I tell you what
You: yes
BryanT: get a smaller one if you are worried
You: im glad you are a guy =)
You: ya i know i thought about it
You: but then i have to keep buying differentt sizes???
You: if i know about asian womens then it will be best
BryanT: this by the way applies to any smaller framed person, not just asians
You: it's only because my b.friend tried it with his asian woman and she likes you know the back activities so like he uses other things with using um howdini and sanhez
You: it wuold work best with small bum asian and my plastic THING
BryanT: ok
BryanT: good luck with that
You: ok so
You: should i AVOID asian woman
You: or
You: keep buying different sizes
You: ahhhhh
BryanT: this is going nowhere, Is there anything else I can find for you today?
You: well what do you think
You: i typed above
You: ??
BryanT: just remember
BryanT: practice makes perfect
BryanT: and
You: OK....
BryanT: If you don't at first succeed, try and try again
You: OK!
You: ghow this apply to asians....
You: I DO NOT NOW!!!!
BryanT: you don't now?
You: i know to be careful
You: but STILL
You: if they all have small bums it will be HARD
BryanT: thats all, ALL you need to know
BryanT: ALL
You: can you
BryanT: everything else
You: link me to DIFFERENT SIZES
BryanT: irrelevant
You: OF HEETHROW
You: smaller the BETTER
BryanT: sorry, can't
You: o?
You: against rules
You: or
You: ?
BryanT: yep
You: ahhh
You: uh
You: what about
You: linking to a google search?
BryanT: ok
You: OK =)
You: can you paste here
You: CANT SEE RESULTS
BryanT: nope
You: you have asian GF?
BryanT: yep
You: thats ok I see results when we are done
You: ohhh
You: tell me
You: is what my b.friend say true??
You: asian like the back activities
You: ???
BryanT: nope
You: NO?
You: well she is half black
BryanT: every person is an individual
BryanT: so
You: is personal but does she mind front contact?
You: with mouth...errr
BryanT: I am not going there with you
You: AURAL
You: gee
BryanT: Is there anything elseI can find for you today?
You: hm
You: YES
BryanT: ok
BryanT: what
You: is about buzzing machines
BryanT: bye
BryanT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Status: Connected to guide: MargieW
MargieW: Welcome to ChaCha!
MargieW: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Greetings!
MargieW: Hello
MargieW: How can I assist you with your search today?
You: I'm looking for someone who understands me.
You: hep hep
MargieW: Okay, what would you like to know
You: If there is somebody out there who can understand me.
You: I mean, really understand me.
MargieW: Do you want sites for councel
You: counsel*
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SimaB
SimaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there Simba
SimaB: Hi...What can I find for you today?
You: are you mufasa's son?
SimaB: No
SimaB: What would you like me to find for you?
You: oh, ok
You: yes I'm looking for a dying thread
You: it needs bumping but I can't find it
SimaB: Please clarify so I can find the best results for you.
SimaB: What do you mean by a dying thread?
You: you know a thread on a forum
You: it's one of those, and it's not as popular as it once was
SimaB: Oh ok..
You: I need to bump it again so it becomes popular again
You: it was on genmay
SimaB: do you remember what it was about
You: yeah it was about you
You: well, not specifically you, but you guys
SimaB: about Chacha?
You: yeah that's the one
SimaB: was it on a work at home forum?
You: no I told you what forum it was on
SimaB: Oh..genmay?
You: genmay FTMFW
You: yep
SimaB: does that look familiar?
You: I can't see the results, but I'm guessing you've found it
SimaB: You dont see what I just posted ?
You: no
You: it didn't work last time either
You: yell at your boss from me
You: it'll show up when we stop chatting
You: meanwhile, is there anythign you'd like to say to the M
SimaB: No thanks.
You: nothing at all?
SimaB: No.
You: not gonna play ball?
SimaB: Do you see the results yet?
You: nope. not til we end the convo
SimaB: Oh ok..
You: this happened before with loads of us, it's no biggy
You: how're you today anyway simba?
SimaB: I apologize.
SimaB: I am ok.
You: don't worry - I'll rate you top dogs as long as you've got me the right thread
SimaB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
SimaB: I can find it if you give me your name on the site
SimaB: that way i can search for your posts
You: well, unless you'd like to say anything to the genmay public, nope
SimaB: but if you choose not to i understand
You: you'll see - I'll bump it now
You: you'll be the hot new material
SimaB: Well I hope I have found what you're looking for.
You: I hope so too
SimaB: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
SimaB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
You: take it easy Simba.
Status: Session ended.

Hehe he/she found it
1. ChaCha.com - Page 25 - General [M]ayhem Open 'ChaCha.com - Page 25 - General [M]ayhem' in a new window
those are some of the funniest searches ever. I'm glad that some guides actually have a sense of humor about it as well.http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php...9#post19904959

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AlyssaB
AlyssaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: who loves orange soda?
AlyssaB: I do Kel does too. Do you want me to find information on Kel?
You: is it true?
AlyssaB: It's true. Let me get the info.
AlyssaB: Is that the information you were looking for?
You: thanks
AlyssaB: Have a great night
AlyssaB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BrandenC
BrandenC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey man
BrandenC: Hello, how can i help you?
You: well I think it's pretty obvious from my search
You: my bros have been banned from chacha
BrandenC: There is no way to unban someone from chacha.
You: oh that's a shame
BrandenC: They will just have to wait it out like everyone else. Usually 3 days
You: is there any way they can get around the block?
BrandenC: Get a new IP address.
You: through a proxy....?
You: or are the public proxies banned too.... ?
BrandenC: if you are on dialup just restart the computer, this will give you a new ip address.
You: yeah but who's on dialup these days?
You: only losers
You: have you ever banned someone from chacha?
BrandenC: If you are using a public computer, there is no way to get a new IP addrsess, as you would need to unplug the modem for at least 10-15 seconds then plug it back in.
BrandenC: I have reported a couple of people for foul language.
You: is that all?
BrandenC: Yes and a few kids
You: I see
You: and like people that direct you to lemonparty and stuff
BrandenC: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (and like people that direct you to lemonparty and stuff)
You: ooooh cool that's a blocked word
You: clever
BrandenC: I guess so.
You: you ever seen that pic though?
BrandenC: no
You: you're missing out man
You: check it out
You: wait
You: pls don't ban me kthxbye

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Danny K
Danny K: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
You: could god microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldnt eat it?
Danny K: Hey there.
Danny K: ....lol.
Danny K: Is that a famous quote?
You: no, i really need to know the answer
You: i cant sleep until i know
You: please help
Danny K: Lets see what comes up.
You: thanks
Danny K: Still searching...
Danny K: I really think there will be no answer.
Danny K:
Danny K: No on will know.
Danny K: Just opinions.
You: oh well. thanks for your help
Danny K: Transfer?
You: what is the majority opinion?
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Status: Connected to guide: WesR
WesR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
WesR: Hi, I dont know if there is an answer for that available on the internet
You: i got transferred because one of your guides couldnt answer my question
You: what is your opinion?
WesR: My opinion is, whatever he wanted, if he wanted to heat it so hot then he could, but if he wanted to eat it, then he could do that
You: thanks
WesR: Anything else I can do for you tonight?
You: no thanks. thats great