This picture of Megan Fox is from the set of Jennifer’s Body, and unfortunately doesn’t show much, unless you have a face fetish or some such perversion. In other pictures of hot chicks non-news news, here’s a shot of Mickey Rourke talking to Gina Carano at the Strikeforce fight in San Jose Saturday. I want to hug them both, but for drastically different reasons. And finally, Mike Judge’s Extract has a new poster. Get it? One of the nuts is smashed because in the movie, a guy gets his nut smashed. Pretty clever, huh? I thought so.

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People with face fetishes must orgasm on sight of Gerald Posner. He’s got enough face for two people.

04.13.09 at 4:10 pm

ChinoMoreno

Damn, Crap. Did you step on Megan’s boob, too??

04.13.09 at 4:12 pm

Donkey Hodey

Rourke: I kicked Chris Jericho’s ass at Wrestlemania.

Carano: I could do that any time, any place.

04.13.09 at 4:15 pm

Crapbasket

Ya, after I finished stomping those grapes.

04.13.09 at 4:16 pm

Crapbasket

I like the d8 necklace.

04.13.09 at 4:17 pm

Rock Strongo

I can totally sympathize with Mike Judge. I’d bust a nut on Megan Fox’s face too.

04.13.09 at 4:18 pm

Watanabex

i am really worried that megan fox wont show her tits until its too late, kinda like that chick from party of 5

04.13.09 at 4:18 pm

Shop 101

Jesus, I read Gina Carano as Gia Carangi. Whatever could have brought corpse fucking to mind, I wonder ? Besides a picture of Mickey Rourke.

04.13.09 at 4:19 pm

Stone Soup

I hear Gary Cherone had a face fetish back in the ’90s.

04.13.09 at 4:32 pm

gnome sayin

I’d chase that bitch around like a paper mache’ pig – gnome sayin?

04.13.09 at 4:46 pm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

[Megan Fox source = comingsoon,

“Tell me about it”, said SmokeEmIfYouGotEm.

04.13.09 at 4:49 pm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

Pic 1

The blood on Megan’s chest is a result of what happens when a normal, sexually unprepared man actually tries to feel her tits. They fucking explode.

04.13.09 at 4:52 pm

Donkey Hodey

Why would her tits explode?

04.13.09 at 4:52 pm

DeFrank

SmokeEmIfYaGotEm says:

“I’d hit her 6 ways from sunday”

04.13.09 at 4:54 pm

SmokeEmIfYouGotEm

I love Jennifer’s Body but I really don’t respect Jennifer’s Mind.

04.13.09 at 4:56 pm

Jacktion!

SmokeEmIfYaGotEm says:

“I’d hit her 6 ways from sunday”

Huh?
Oh, I get it! Because everyone knows that SmokeEm is really 6 ways, and he’s not fooling anyone!

That’s a good one!

04.13.09 at 4:57 pm

Jacktion!

Wow, I really fucked the italics up on that one.

04.13.09 at 5:00 pm

Erswi

And also the fact that DeFrank said it.

No prob though. Prolly the same person anyway.

04.13.09 at 5:01 pm

Erswi

Bex, Lacey Chabert?

04.13.09 at 5:12 pm

Pauly Dangerously

The end result of me beating-off to Megan Fox:

Nut Meg

04.13.09 at 5:15 pm

Fek'lhr

Fuck it, I was going to try to make a women’s MMA joke out of Lucille Ball and that fat chick stomping grapes, but you guys never nom me anyway, so fuck you all.

OK, I am just being bitter…sour grapes and all.

04.13.09 at 5:20 pm

Watanabex

Eibz i was thinking neeve campbell, lacey and jlh are still bangable in my book

04.13.09 at 5:27 pm

Crapbasket

I like to look at Meg a ton. She’s da bomb.

[jumps off aulPy’s coat tails]

04.13.09 at 5:35 pm

Crapbasket

True Story:
In high school a guy on the baseball team got hit in the cup, which was not in it’s proper place, and had one of his balls get “ruptured.” It had to be removed. After that we called him, “One Out.”
I do not think gettign hit in the balls is funny.

04.13.09 at 6:07 pm

Crapbasket

My ruptured nut story is always a crowd pleaser.

04.13.09 at 6:54 pm

John Wayne in a Devo Hat

There was a guy in my home town named Charles who allegedly had one testicle & girls all referred to him as “One Nut Chuck”. I knew another guy that got a herniated testicle and for a while he had to put a little pillow under his grapefruit sized nut every time he sat down. I pissed him off real good by singing the following [altered] version of an AC/DC classic at a party one time: “He’s got big balls, and she’s got big balls, but Trey’s got the biggest BALL of them all”.

04.13.09 at 9:51 pm

Guy Who Looks Like a Thumb

People with face fetishes must orgasm on sight of Gerald Posner. He’s got enough face for two people.

Fun fact: ‘POSNER’ = ‘PERSON’, but all messed up and kinda unrecogisable.

/fun fact.

04.14.09 at 12:27 am

RoboPanda

I know a guy who shot both his nuts off with a handgun when he was on LSD because he thought a squirrel was attacking them. Dude still owes my dad money.