Here’s A Hockey Player Cross-Checking Another Player 7 Times

Odds are you missed the Kalamazoo Wings defeat the Toledo Walleye 4-1 in an ECHL playoff game Saturday night, and that’s probably because it was Kalamazoo squaring off against Toledo in a game of hockey.

But that means you missed Kalamazoo’s Ben Wilson go after Toledo’s Simon Denis like he had just found out that Denis fingered his sister during the first intermission or some shit:

Here’s the video: Kalamazoo’s Ben Wilson with 7 Cross Checks to the back of Simon Denis. Wilson was ejected. Will be suspended. pic.twitter.com/UD7mRiIfet

Wilson is (or perhaps was) the captain of Kalamazoo, and our guess is that he was elected to that position out of fear of what would have happened had he lost the vote. He was ejected from the game and has been suspended indefinitely.

And if you’re currently dating him, you might want to think about packing your shit up moving to Nepal right now. Our guess is that you don’t want to undercook this guy’s steak…