Bear Paws and Branches

Warning! Warning About this Poem:::::
So so so so sorry about the foolowing. I was wondering where “branch” came from and when I found out, could not resist.
Just
could
not
resist.
Again, apologies.

Meeting a bear, o those paws
so large give us pause
and why? Because
paws have claws,
claws mean jaws.
Also in the lingo, paws
are one branch;
another is the branch
for which we un-pause
and up a tree
thus continue to be,
and not perpetually pause
for lunch for jaws
paws and claws.

And whereby enhance
the fittest chance
to perpetrate our branch
of the simian stance
and continue its advance.