A surefire way to make Segways sell

Fratboy photo repository CollegeHumor generally isn't the hottest destination for awesome gadget prototypes, unless you're looking for creatively constructed contraptions designed for the inhalation of various illicit substances. The "Kegway," however, caught my eye. Sure, it's purely a figment of Photoshop, and it would probably break several laws of physics to actually attach a keg onto the front of a Segway (they fall over easily enough as it is), but wouldn't this be an awesome new way to get busted for DUI?

I think introducing a "Kegway" model would solve each and every one of Segway's sales woes.