Farrah Abraham’s New Vag Gets Own Series

The world’s favorite capitalistic ho train, Farrah Abraham, is further milking her lady parts for all they’re worth with a new series that will center solely on her recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery. Those of you assuming this will be TLC’s latest series to highlight the who’s who of society will be interested to hear that Abraham’s new show will actually debut on CamSoda. Those of you who know anything about Abraham will not be surprised to hear that CamSoda is a porn site.

CamSoda, which features strong, independent women fisting themselves for money, is remaining quiet on the details of Abraham’s series. All we know is that it will apparently be filmed in Abraham’s bedroom and that you can punish your junk by watching it starting this Wednesday. Abraham’s willingness to self-identify as trash in contrast to other reality sluts who package tit and vag flashes as haute couture modeling is commendable. They pose next to off-brand Vitamix blenders on Instagram for hundreds of thousands of dollars. She does the same thing, but for like five dollars, and in addition to full-blown porn. In a way, she’s the purest of them all. See you this Wednesday, Farrah. JK. Ew.