Someone is selling a toilet on skateboards called the Go Go S**tter

Someone is selling a toilet on skateboards called the Go Go S**tter. Brilliant.

In Kenosha, Wis., an enterprising individual hooked up a toilet to PVC pipe and two skateboards, building a machine he or she calls the Go Go Shitter. This thing really exists. It brilliantly allows anyone to poop on the go, or while skateboarding, like a badass.

The listing reads:

Are you tired of waiting in line and all of a sudden you need to go to the bathroom and can't hold it or do you find yourself wanting to take a shitty stroll?? Or suffering from over active colon?? Than the go go shitter is for you! Serious inquires only! This is a great deal for being in such excellent condition! Heavy duty hardware! Lifetime warranty guarantee...Pat pending......Please contact me at…

I reached out to the seller to find out if it's road-tested, and if so, whether or not it's dangerous to sell a used Go Go Shitter. In the absence of reviews, at least one redditor feels positive about this advance in mobile-crapping technology:

I have irritable bowel syndrome. This device is like a dream come true.

Fighting cranky bowels while walking can actually destroy relationships, as at least one couple has found out. If only the Go Go Shitter were mass-produced, no one would have to rush into the woods or crouch behind a Duane Reade again.

Over in India, there’s an effort underway to curtail the common practice of defecating in the open. But in Ypsilanti, Mich., there seems to be just one serial public pooper, and his days are numbered, too.