For those who don’t know what the heck we’re talking about, basically Swoon Libs is a fill-in-the-blank game where first you come up with a list of different words, then you take those words and use them to fill random blanks inside a story. Hilarity ensues!

Here are the kinds of words/names you’ll need first. (Don’t cheat and look at the story first, that’s no fun.) You may want to write them down somewhere as you go:

Drab color

Street name

Dramatic topic

Form of shelter

Verb, present tense

Adverb

Scent

Attractive feature

Body part

Adverb

Length of time

Color

Happy song

Verb, present tense

Body part, plural

Verb, present tense

Got them all? Excellent. Now all you have to do is plug your words into the corresponding blanks in the story below. (If you need to see a bigger version of the picture, clicking on it will take you to one.)

How’d it go, Swooners? Share the silliest lines you ended up with in the comments below!