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10 Minute No Carb Epic Turkey Dinner

Ingredients

Turkey breast meat sliced

1 Red onion

1 Packet sugar snaps (or green beans)

Frozen peas

1 Red Pepper

Soy Sauce

Garlic

Bag of Spinach

A turkey isn't just for Christmas because you can kill the bastards at anytime of the year and eat their yummy meat. I know that everybody is trying to be healthy at the moment and I also know that cooking during the week is a massive pain in the hole. Who wants to be spending an hour in the kitchen in the evening when time is precious? So this dinner is designed to be ready in less than 10 minutes, has no carbs and is packed full of protein and veggie goodness. Perfect food for straight after the gym or a workout. Ticks all the boxes really.

Instructions

Step 1

The ingredients are super simple. The key here is speed. 10 Minutes so make sure to get the tukey pre-sliced. This is going to be ready quicker than lightening

Step 2

Peel the onion and cut the bastard in half. Should be child's play to you all by this stage

Step 3

Slice the bastard up nice and thin

Step 4

Peel the garlic and chop it up as small as you can.

Step 5

Grab the red pepper.

Step 6

Peel it away from the stalk and then slice it into nice thin pieces. That is all the prep you need to do and believe it or not you are half way there now!

Step 7

Lash a big frying pan or a wok on to a medium heat. Fuck in a little normal oil rather than olive oil as olive oil will burn at the high temperature later.

Step 8

Fuck in all the stuff that you chopped up.

Step 9

Cook it over a nice medium heat to get all the flavours flowing. Should start smelling epic.

Step 10

You'll probably notice there is fuck all washing up with my recipes? No accident that. Season the turkey up with salt and pepper and oil in the tray it came in.

Step 11

When the veggie shit is starting to get a little colour whack the heat up to a maximum.

Step 12

Slide it all over to one side of the pan.

Step 13

Fuck in the turkey.

Step 14

Don't be stirring it around like a tool. Leave it sit there on the hot heat because we want to get some nice colour.

Step 15

After about a minute give it one little toss around.

Step 16

About a minute on the other side and it will nearly be cooked at this stage.

Step 17

Fuck in the sugar snaps.

Step 18

Stir them around for about 30 seconds. They don't take long to soften up and we want a little bite left in them

Step 19

Fuck in the frozen peas. Doesn't matter if they are ice cold.

Step 20

Still have the heat on full whack. Lash in a good glug of soy sauce. Don't be shy.

Step 21

Wait for the soy sauce to start bubbling up. You can be stirring it at this stage.

Step 22

Fuck in the big bag of Spinach. It'll pile over the top and look like you have way too much at this stage but don't worry.

Step 23

Stir it around as it starts to shrink and turn the heat off completely at this stage.

Step 24

Your dish should look like this. Don't overcook it because you'll start to lose all those colours and have turkey that is as dry as a nuns chuff

Step 25

Take it off the heat and serve it up.

Step 26

Be generous with the portion because with no carbs in here you'll want lots of it. Taste the goodness. No washing up and an epic dish. Fuck yeah.

You'd be a fucking idiot if you didn't add this to your repertoire of healthy quick dinners. I'd even lash together double the ingredients and just heat it up the next night. Turkey gets a bad rap but you just won't find a better meat for you and with all the veggies and a good big fuck off portion you won't be eating any carbs but you will actually be full.