For real, we just don't know what to do with a title like "Black Owned 4." What does "Black Owned" mean? Is that like when a pre-owned car was in the possession of a black person? That's a weird distinction to make. Is Jules Jordan using "owned" like gamers use it? Like pwned? Does Mandingo pwn females with his wang?

Your religion: Ten Commandments. Our religion: two boobs. Your religion: you observe Sunday as a day of rest. Our religion: we observe Jenna Presley making a sundae out of her tits. We know faith shouldn't be a competition, but, oh my God, we totally win.

At first we thought they had covered up all the wet and wonderful sounds of Priya Rai enjoying Chris Johnson's pussy eating, but then we realized that Priya's moans are the source of those sweet sax riffs. She's the Charlie Parker of getting head!