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Here’s JLO yesterday at a press conference for her upcoming movie The Boy Next Door. It looks crazy sh-tty. So, obviously, I can’t wait to see it. And I mean that with my soul. Like I’m finding someone on the first weekend to go to the theatre with me. Probably Sasha. She won’t even have to be convinced. Full Story

JLO.
Sick.
That body is holding up this dress…without any sheer figure skating panelling. That’s not easy. That’s just not fair, not at all.
But in life, there is balance. Not that you paid attention because THAT BODY, but her hair and makeup weren’t great last night. Full Story

Despite the fact that she’s never been better than she has this summer, after she broke up with Casper Smart, JLO might have gotten back together with the Slum Bear. They were photographed together today in LA. He’s driving. She’s trying to hide.
YES, JLO HIDE.
Hide because you SHOULD be embarrassed. Full Story

JLO performed at home in the Bronx last night. There were many costume changes, including an outfit that was an homage to her infamous Grammys Versace dress. We just talked about JLO on The Social today. My colleague Cynthia Loyst, a trained belly dancer, posited that JLO isn’t an amazing dancer. Full Story

PEOPLE posted an article late yesterday about Jennifer Lopez and the status of her relationship with her Slum Lover Casper Smart.
The title:
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart Are Still Together – 'Technically,' Source Says
Technically. Full Story

Well, you knew he would show up at some point. Slum Bear stay away? Never.
Yesterday JLO was shooting a video for the World Cup. Today there was photo shoot on a yacht in Miami. What do you think of when I saw JLO + yacht? If this is not the first visual that pops into your head, I am disappointed in you:
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Jennifer Lopez is currently promoting the new season of American Idol. Here she is at the premiere party last night in Tom Ford. Now that’s a Tom Ford that looks like a Tom Ford, ahem.
Of course they’re asking her about her love life. And here’s her answer:
"I'm one of those people who does not like to be alone. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez went shopping yesterday in a pair of cuuuuuute black patent leather oxfords. I didn’t see Slum Bear with her and I haven’t seen him with her in a couple of weeks so, you know, I was wondering whether or not we’d moved past this phase, finally.
Nope.
She went out for dinner with him last night to celebrate Thalia getting her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Full Story

Jennifer Lopez, who is coming back to judge American Idol, even though FOX hasn’t officially officially confirmed it yet, covers the new issue of Cosmopolitan. She looks amazing. And I wish I could wear my hair like that without looking like an asshole full of Try. Maybe I’ll test out the asshole full of Try at TIFF. Full Story

She had to, didn’t she? JLO and the Slum Bear were in Miami yesterday. Click here if you missed that post. And I wrote that I hoped they would stay there...even though there would be some enjoyment in seeing Gwyneth and her homies meangirl the sh-t out of that situation but we’d never really be able to watch that back anyway so is it worth it? To endure the Gross?
Look at him. Full Story

People.com is reporting that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama were all over each other the other night at a club in LA. GROSS.MEGA DOWNGRADE.Minka was seen maybe getting back together with Derek Jeter in JanuaryFull Story