Your Indespensible Expert Guide To The Champions League Final Line-Ups… (Video)

“In a bizarre and dangerous move, UEFA decided to hold a UEFA Champions League Final without any English clubs competing. How on earth will we know who we want to win without an English club in the final?”

Fear not, for the 2013 Champions League Final need not be a confusing bowl of mystery soup. Presenting the one and only, all-encompassing guide you will need ahead of the Über Germanfest at Wembley tomorrow evening…