Did you get your tickets to the Thai bitch slapping festival yet? You better get them before they sell out. There are plenty of bitches to smack around, and you'll be sorry if you miss out on the fun. Remember to bring some baby powder.

This video's a good reminder of why it's not cool to pay for sex in South Asian countries. I wish I had been there to send those pussies to the hospital. I'd recommend castration, but those guys don't have anything down there to begin with.

Must make you feel like a real big man to smack around some little skinny girls who don't fight back. And all with your friends there to back you up. You gutless dick munchers. Try that shit in a real country, one that has laws, and where hero girl punchers are given special treatment in prison.