Separated at Birth, The Long Cold Football-Less Winter of the Spirit edition.

Or victorious BCS National Championship Game coach Urban Meyer and the Cyberdyne Systems/Skynet T-1000? (Actually, that's a bit of a copout, since the T-1000 can make itself look like whomever it wants.)

"[Your raw sexual magnetism is so overpowering that I don't know what I might do around you, so for my own safety it's probably best if you s]tay at least 200 feet away from me at all times."
— Erin Andrews, ESPN