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You know how when you were a little kid, you would hollow out a slice of Wonder Bread and roll it around in your hands until it became a hard little ball? Well, turns out you’re a genocidal maniac because those little balls of bread were actually people! …READ MORE!

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If you live on planet earth, you might have heard that it is insanely, oppressively hot in the US this summer. Like fry an egg on my face hot. I am so sweaty that the door guy in my office building …READ MORE!

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I was inspired yesterday by an Instagram photo my 9 year-old nephew posted from vacation (let’s not even talk about how he figured out the new video function before I did) – it was a photo of a sand castle he’d built on the beach, which he captioned “Aztecs.” Obviously, my nephew is a child prodigy with an incredible cultural awareness for his age. “Aztecs” was constructed with both round AND square pails – like I said, genius.