Kthith Engel álh

Wasn't there a Lord Lucan who disappeared in the 1970s? Perhaps this is the
key to the mystery: some apprentice necromancer tried to be fancy and overly
obsequious and instead of summoning "Come, Lord Gelálh!" he summoned "I want
a lord Englishman" and got Lord Lucan. Heaven knows what the necromancers
would have made of Lord Lucan (whom I think was some sort of drug addict),
except to say, "Oh, no, not another one of these Englishmen!" though it
would have been quite lucky for him as he was under suspicion of murder. The
apprentice likely got a good beating for dangerously experimenting with
spells.

Jay Shorten

Mark responds:

A lordly drug addict accused of murder? Even the Dhekhnami would probably prefer a better class of tourist...