Research chemicals, thick poetics, or dry humor: you are the Scientist, and probably think outside the box a lot, but your pants are on too tight. Don't be my neighbor: buy some eggs and throw them at... Read more

What else is there to say? You're probably watching David Lynch movies in french with english subtitles, right now. Vous le vous acoutrant, I hit the wine, then desert my family to scratch out gold de... Read more

Slaphappy and smacked on droon voles, dig yourself a trench and fill it with paper. The castle floats heavily in the brine harbor, but that's not for you to say.
Nuh-nuh awards you GOLD MEDAL. Read more

Almost totally braindead, you'd be proud if you had that chunk left. I imagine the EKG readout left you stuttering, reaching for the sink. It's amazing you can even take this test.
Dur-Dur award GOLD... Read more

Unbelievable. The summit of taoist abandon is yours.
You cruise effortlessly through the universe, pure energy. I bow down and strike myself with a candycane in thy honor.
Dur-Dur award PLATINUM DIAM... Read more