Your Weekly Top Ten Features Wonkette Baby FLYING LIKE A ZEBRA!

OH HI AND GOOD SATURDAY MORNING, WONKETARIAT! It is time for your weekly Saturday top ten list, where we count down all the stories you clicked on THE MOST this week, but first, you need to watch this video of Wonkette Baby FLYING LIKE A ZEBRA. Now, you may have gone through your entire life being sad because you thought zebras could not fly, but now, we have evidence that your sadness was for no reason, because ZEBRAS CAN TOO FLY:

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Here, while you decide which of those options is best for you, it is the traditional picture of Wonk Baby as a scary lion:

YOU CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW.

Shall we now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé, ALLEGEDLY? Yes we shall!

10. And finally, this Indiana lady is pretty sure her "religious freedom" says she gets to beat her kids. She seems nice!

So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories. They are very good stories!

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You are so well-behaved, the way you do the things we tell you to do. As a reward, here are a couple more Wonk Baby pictures: