... you climb in your car and notice the steering wheel is much smaller than you remember.

... your friend mentions he had his personal watercraft in the bay last weekend, and you think "Yeah, it'd probably fit in one of 'em."

... last month's cell phone bill shows regular calls from your house to you late at night. Turns out they were just your wife calling you in the bus to tell you she's going to bed and was wishing you "Good night".

... Someone says something about a "riveting discussion" and you are disappointed to learn that it has nothing to do with the little metal fasteners.

... After checking the MAK board posts for the fourth time today, you realize you never brought the mail in from the mailbox yesterday.

You might be a busnut if:You have already posted more than 500 posts on the MAC board and 1500 or more posts on the BNO board. You previously had a bus but have no plans to obtain another. You load up the car and take off on a 500 mile trip to talk to a bunch of nuts getting together in South Carolina, stay in a motel, eat at restaurants but still greatly enjoy the latest get together.Richard

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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a good Reisling in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: WOO HOO, what a ride

You might be a busnut if:You have already posted more than 500 posts on the MAC board and 1500 or more posts on the BNO board. You previously had a bus but have no plans to obtain another. You load up the car and take off on a 500 mile trip to talk to a bunch of nuts getting together in South Carolina, stay in a motel, eat at restaurants but still greatly enjoy the latest get together.Richard

You might be a busnut if:You have already posted more than 500 posts on the MAC board and 1500 or more posts on the BNO board. You previously had a bus but have no plans to obtain another. You load up the car and take off on a 500 mile trip to talk to a bunch of nuts getting together in South Carolina, stay in a motel, eat at restaurants but still greatly enjoy the latest get together.Richard

Logged

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a good Reisling in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: WOO HOO, what a ride

You might be a BusNut if ... on a winter day in the northeast on a 2-lane road, you get stuck behind a tour bus, but don't mind. Instead, you open your windows hoping to smell the diesel exhaust, sit back, relax and follow the bus ... enveous ... wishing you were driving.

You might be a BusNut if ... you're traveling in your bus "with friends or family" and someone in "that" group says, "There's a nice Bus..." (pointing to a sticks & staples fiberglass unit -- clearly clueless). You know your conditioning has paid off when you needn't say a word ... your wife and two kids replies, "...That AINT no Bus!!"

Mind you ... we as a family do give "some" allowances to newbies traveling with us. They're afforded 3 false alerts, after which they're politely removed from the bus on their 4th (in a safe location of course). Kidding.

If you are behind on your conversion, have a stock pile of "things for your bus" to install but can't find enough hours in a day to install them ... YET you still find the need to purchase MORE "things" because they're a good deal ... you might be a BusNut. And you can never B*tch about your wife being out spending money!! Well you can, because yours is a deal, and "YOU NEED IT". While hers is a frivilous expense. Ha!