Kris Jenner spins separation news

Queen of Reality TV Kris Jenner has immediately gone into spin mode to make sure her lucrative “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” empire remains afloat, despite Tuesday’s announcement that she and husband Bruce Jenner have separated.

“Everything is normal,” she told TMZ, saying the two still talk on the phone “12 times a day” and love each other very much — even though she lives in Calabasas and he’s in Malibu.

The split will be worked into the show, of course, and might even boost ratings, which means the family’s annual $40 million payout will remain locked in place.

As of yet, they have no plans to file for divorce, but hey, there’s always the next season.