Family Fun Over Summer Vacation!

I know those of you with children are dreaming of the days when they head off to summer camp. But if you can’t send them to sleep away camp indefinitely, what will you do to pass the time? Courtesy of my eagle-eye friend Betsey, it looks like a new form of family fun is cropping up this summer: Drowning!

These suggestions are terrific! To increase enrollment, maybe you can get a few celebrities to guest lecture. Justin Bieber could cover vandalism, Linsey Lohan could talk about substance abuse, and Miley Cyrus could cover (or in her case uncover) porn. That’s just the tip of the iceberg. I think you’re going to rich, rich, rich! Just make sure you have plenty of insurance.