Hey, are you one of those assholes that still have enough hope and dignity left to actually believe you can change? Are you making RESOLUTIONS?! You’re making your list now aren’t you? And Christmas is barely over!! While you’re seated at your computer with a cup of some herbal tea that tastes like dirty dishwater and a snack consisting ofRead more…

It’s MONDAY. . .The holidays are upon us. . .It’s raining in Baltimore. . .Normally, this would give me some serious snark fodder. . .But I took a very long walk yesterday and apparently all that exercise has scrambled the chemical composition of my brain and I’m feeling dare I say? Perky. Yep, not even that juvie Red-tailed hawk buzzingRead more…

Things I’ve said to my Husband while in bed recently. . . “Well, the last time I washed it all this fuzz went everywhere.” In reference to the old dog bed. “I’m sorry I made so much noise.” In reference to trying to plug-in my phone charger in near darkness while tipsy. “I’m sorry, it made me gag.” Regarding someRead more…

Something very exciting happened to me recently. And not in the freaking debacle manner it usually does. . . I was published. In a book. I KNOW. I’m as shocked about it as anyone. . . The awesome ladies Monica & Abbey who compile the Life Well Blogged series asked me to contribute a story to their first edition entitledRead more…