Yeah. So anyway, I'd like to take this opportunity to announce our new business venture into warehousing. So to that guy who left all his tools in the one RV, you can now come get them at McKenzie Brothers' Self-Storage and Warehousing, uh, Sales.

Doug

Yeah, yeah. For the low-low price of $31.95. Per month.

Bob

No, week. Wait, why $31.95?

Doug

Cause that's the price of a case of beer.

Bob

Oh beauty. So yeah, come on down today to McKenzie Brothers' Used RV and Trailer Sales!

Doug

Plus Self-Storage and Warehousi...

voice from the house

Hey! Did you two hosers get those pieces of junk off my driveway?!

Bob

(to the voice) Not yet, dad!

Doug

We will though: we just recorded a commercial!

Mr. McKenzie

You idiots! Just get them out of there!

Bob

(whispering) Geez, he's real ticked off, eh!

Doug

Yeah. I guess we gotta go.

Bob

Okay, so good day.

Doug

Good day, eh!

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The Hoser

My main page, with news related to a bunch of Canadian comedies, including SCTV and The Red Green Show. There's also sound clips from both of those, plus an online newspaper, The Hoser, "written" by Bob and Doug McKenzie.

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