November 15th 2000
No. 784

spigot: T PANTS IT TURNS OUT "NADS" IS SHORT FOR "GONADS" WHICH IS SLANG FOR BALLS
spigot: ANYWAY I GOT KICKED THERE
pants: YOU CAN STILL PAY RENT THROUGH RIGHT
pants: A KNOCK TO THE NUTS (E.G. TESTICLES) SHOULDN'T PREVENT YOU FROM WRITING CHECKS
spigot: ACTUALLY THE BONE THAT CONNECTS MY NUTS TO MY WRIST IS SPRAINED
spigot: THAT'S MY JERKBONE
spigot: POSSIBLY MY JIZZBONE, I'M NOT A DOCTOR