I'm a standup comedian and a huge fan of Twilight. Me and my girlfriend got into the books after seeing the first two movies (back to back, we were late on the scene) and had to read the rest of them to find out what happened! We have been team Edward from the start although Jacob grew on me more in the books, nothing against Taylor Lautner though!

Having read all the books I naturally started coming up with funny ideas for a comedy interview: 'Why Real Vamires Hate Twilight'. As Twilight fans I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it. Let me know what you think!

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