According to this news report on KTXS, several Abilene, Texas residents are rather concerned that "a new man" moved onto their block of Lollypop Trail and plopped a statue of David and his manmeat right on the front lawn. These brave neighbors chose not to complain to the art patrons/villains next door. They just called the obliging local TV-news crew to vent instead.

Here's what Roxanna Nunez from down the street said of the horrific situation: "Some art needs to be left in the dog gone museum."

Anyway, Abilene City Hall officials said today that they'd gotten a few emails and voice messages so they sent a city code-enforcement out to take pictures and determine that no dog gone codes were violated.