If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Good question, OP, I’ve been wondering the same thing.

But not for episode 3. I can’t afford that yet because pay for a game? Yeah right! Also my country doesn’t let me get a credit card so I wouldn’t be able to pay even if for some strange reason I wanted to.

Anyway, what I want to know is, some guy named Shallow Esophagus wants me to finish two missions before he’ll talk to me again. How do I do that? He was holding my hand the first time he took me on a mission but now he’s not there anymore and it’s big and scary outside.

Also I see I have some stats and some points to spend but I don’t want to make a mistake so please tell me exactly what to do with them so I don’t mess up.

Oh and I have 100 flezz, what moar file and what item from episode 3 should I buy?