October 11, 2007

Man with boobs

Yup, that's me......... or, that's the way I'm feeling at the moment.

I was so excited to get my haircut on Tuesday....... days it took to pick out my new "do"........ or as I like to call it now, my new "doo doo". Why oh why do the hair cut gods do this to me? For a good laugh, point and pee session? To make themselves feel better about their haircuts?

Probably.

So, I have to tell ya'll about my cut.......... it's therapy so just sit back and chill. I'll be here a while.

I kinda knew going in that it's a short haircut........ and it might make me have the "small head-big body" look............ but I just threw caution to the wind and said....... "it'll grow back". Um, someone kick me in the ass for that one........ what was I thinking?

Now, I'm not saying it's as bad as the dude above but, let's just say......... he looks more feminine than me. I swear ya'll.......... I felt like a big manly tugboat with short darker- than- usual- hair walking around my shop yesterday..... horrible.

And, I'm not over reacting so put those thoughts away. I'll tell you how bad it is.....

I took my boy Cole to get his hair cut last night....... one full day after mine by the same girl...... who by the way only did what I asked............. and, she even looked funny at me. Later, she asked....... "so, are you happy with your hair?"....... knowing full and well what she was really asking me..... "holy crap, please don't tell people that I did this to you"..... uh huh. Nice.

And....... not just that but it's the hair cut when your husband says nothing about. Not one word...... not good, not bad......... nothing. Like it'll go away if he ignores it.

I think it stems from a bad experience when I was 13 years old. I had the Princess Diana hair....... short and feathered. Yeah, I was a looker. Actually cute and had many boyfriends. Til' one day I was at the dentists office sitting in the chair waiting for him to come in and work on my teeth. He walks in quick like and says this, I'm not kidding people.....

"Heeellllooooo there young Ma.... Lady." He totally thought I was a guy. Totally ignoring the boobs and makeup. Dip shit. Now I'm all screwed up in the hair cut head.

I don't understand ya'll........ I used to have the hair mojo. I could do my hair any way I wanted and it always looked great. No matter the cut....... color or style....... I looked good. Then, it's like the moment I got pregnant with Amelia I turned funky.

Funky Ya'll. What up?

Please, all of you fall to your knees and beg those hair gods to send my hair back........ even the damn perm...... I'll take it back and treat it so much better than I did. I so promise. Ack!

So, in true Judi style........ I'll go around like Don King up there acting like my hair is fine as hell........ or maybe I'll follow the husbands lead and ignore it........ maybe it will go away.

Comments

You are KILLING ME Judi!!! Laughing out loud so hard!!! It cannot be that bad. I invite you to post it. I got my hair cut short too. I figure, my lower end is never going to be thinner and I love short hair. Some days I feel like a bowling pin. Or like a young Ricky Schroeder. But other days it works.