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Monday, May 30, 2016

You're not going to want this episode. That Frakking Cat gets to the root of the problem and Rafael talks about the challenged youth of today. Actually, I think this episode should come with a warning label. There is no quiz and it's still classy as fuck. Shout out to Rick.Dave image used with permission, courtesy of @ThatFrakkingCatEpisode description written by @AvailableInADHD

Monday, May 23, 2016

This week on We Are Not Here To Please You Rafael and That Frakking Cat deal with some very important issues that have been brought to their attention recently. There's also a embarrassing rant where Rafael doesn't know he's a millennial. It's probably better if we don't tell him. Overall, this episode is classy as fuck. Shout out to Rick.

Monday, May 16, 2016

Let’s get down to brass tacks, I haven’t even listened to this episode yet. I’m writing this from an undisclosed location and don’t have much time. I can finally see the light at the end of tunnel. My soul is almost pure again. That’s why I’m in hiding. If Rafael finds me he might inject his armageddon soul destroying virus back into me. So for now, I have to stay in hiding. If this doesn’t make any sense to you, I have been putting some secret and some not secret messages into previous episode descriptions. If I don’t recover from this virus I want you all to know that Rafael is the one who killed me and Bohemian Rhapsody is the worst song ever written.

Monday, May 2, 2016

Folks, you are in the for the best podcast of your lives right here. Can you believe the most entertaining and handsome guest to ever be on We Are Not Here To Please You is back? That’s right folks, it’s Johnny fucking Whitetrash from such podcasts as Available In ADHD, Beyond The Gimmick, and The Johnny Whitetrash Show… (all of these fine podcasts can be found by searching iTunes, Stitcher, and other major podcast services.) And how does Johnny Whitetrash get treated? The guys might as well have shit on his chest while sticking old dried pieces of clumped up kitty litter up his nose and screaming WE ARE NOT HERE TO PLEASE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! However, that’s not the part that hurt the most. The part that truly hurt was when Rafael infected Johnny with a satanic soul virus. I don’t know how he did it over Skype from Finland, but it happened goddamnit. My soul is still covered in snot and a black liquid I can’t identify. Enjoy the show.