Hello my name is drew pickles and I have a massive c*ck. I love to stick my c*ck everywhere and cover things in cum, mostly the insides of male *ssh*les. However if there are no hot guy asses around for me to penetrate I will settle for lesser things like hot sandwiches and bottles of wine. If there are only women around then I guess I will f*ck them but only if I get to stick my dick through their pussy and out of their *ssh*le, which I am allowed to do because I am drew pickles and no one can resist

Slap Chop success story #8888: For years my tuna and life was boring. The thought never occured to me the two were inexplicably linked. Cue: Vince, a man of seemingly infinite wisdom. In a bold and noble gesture he revealed this great secret, all while introducing me to the Slap Chop. And now, my life has taken flight...by the seat of my pants, I go where I haven't gone before. Considering looks can be deceiving...

to the naked eye it may appear as if I'm only eating a tuna sandwich while wearing nothing but an undershirt in my neighbor's kitchen at 4am on a Sunday morning...but in all reality...I am going places most mortals can only dream of. There's a party in my mouth, and your all invited. (To those who actually read this, my condolences)

you have to be retarded to NOT think this is funny! an old woman screams as her scooter slides down the street, where she is met by a guy in a BASEBALL UNIFORM who takes a proper swing and hits her head off? ahahahah what the f*ckkkkkkk

eww skeezy is right: "In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate."" ...This guy is bound to have an account here.