These tweetfucks aren’t fucking satisfied with smugly polluting the entire motherfucking Internet with their gibbering inane drivel? Now they need to pollute real live public spaces? Fuck twitter and fuck all the twitbags and their stupid motherfucking tweets.

And fuck you Cambridge if you allow this asshole to interfere with the serenity and well-being of your citizens.

For example, it’s a fucking disgrace that they elected David Fucking Brooks. That dude is so full of fucking shit, the whole fucking earth tilts when he walks around. He is a lying dirtbag, with not an ounce of intellectual integrity.

Also too, I’m confused. There’s rich-ass business douches on the list? All you have to do is be some fuckwad CEO of a big fucking company and you get on there? What the fuck does ripping off bajillions of customers and stockholders to stuff your own pockets with lucre have to with “Arts and Sciences”?

Republicans are stepping up their criticism of the Securities and Exchange Commission following reports that senior agency staffers spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were supposed to be policing the nation’s financial system.

California Rep. Darrell Issa, the top Republican on the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, said it was “disturbing that high-ranking officials within the SEC were spending more time looking at porn than taking action to help stave off the events that put our nation’s economy on the brink of collapse.”

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The number of cases jumped from two in 2007 to 16 in 2008. The cracks in the financial system emerged in mid-2007 and spread into full-blown panic by the fall of 2008.

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Republican lawmakers also accused the SEC of being influenced by politics. The SEC’s commissioners approved the Goldman charges on a rare 3-2 vote. The two who objected were Republicans.

Hmm. Now let’s think back a few years, and ask ourselves who would have been responsible for running the SEC and had a majority on its Board in 2007 and 2008? Who was completely dismantling the Federal regulatory apparatus, removing long-term expert professional civil servants and replacing them with depraved party hacks? Fuck if I can remember, because, you know, the world we live in only began in January, 2009.

Is it cruel to show a cat a laser pointer for thirty seconds because his antics make one laugh briefly but uproariously, when one knows that when one turns it off, said cat’s gonna spend the next three hours looking fruitlessly for the motherfucking red dot?