Standard Equipment: A PMMM body pillow (or as he likes to call it, a Madakimakura)

"Hehehe. I beg to differ," SS said as he started furiously typing on FanFiction.net with one hand.

Intelligence: Despite what his former name might suggest, he has shown to be well versed in calculations, art and science. However his book smarts certainly don’t match with his common sense (he uploaded a joke profile on Death Battle Fanon Wiki.) Also doesn't know the difference between masochists and dominatrixes.

Weaknesses: Has a glitchy computer. Possible color blindness (mistook this multicolored site for the plain brown Death Battle Fanon Wiki) Possible short term memory loss (forgot that he went on DBF Wiki before posting the profile). A username and favorite anime that makes jokes about him too easy to make. Imagining Lolicon Yuri makes him too wet to move.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

I see- SS's way of informing people of his understanding/awareness.

Nien- A variation of nein (the German word for no)

CUMFIRMED- SS's more lewd way of saying confirmed. Used to signify his perceived certainty in something.

Noice- SS's way of showing his approval towards something.

ye- A new catchphrase of SS's. The reason he uses it has yet to be cumfirmed.