The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.27.14

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, your last chance for the week to speculate on the quality of this woman’s feet. “Toes like baby shrimp, pfthftfthfthfthfth,” Quentin Tarantino would later hiss at homocide detectives from a holding cell. Or maybe you’d like to take a swing at the most clever rape joke for David Copperfield’s new slot machines — One-armed bandits too on the nose? Yeah, I’ll just leave it up to you guys.