Friday, October 5, 2012

To the Bakery

This is an introduction to another character in this story. I don't know her yet, but I'm waiting to find out. I think I like her. I'm sure you weren't expecting this after Destination Parenthood. I wasn't either!

To the Bakery!

I clear out the kitchen counter to make
room for my new machine. But before I place it ever-so-gently on the counter, I
give it a tight hug and a slight peck on its shiny steel surface where it reads
KichenAid. Aah! No better words have ever been written! 'Imagine what beauties we will bake together, my pretty!' I am busy relishing
this moment when a flash of white light blinds me.

‘If you’d only ever hold me
so close! Now I’m a bit worried about gifting you this!’ Mayank says smilingly
and then proceeds to click a dozen more photos of me and my beloved. I
unabashedly display my affection for my new love and happily pose away.

‘I think you should give it a name. And a
gender too. Please let it not be a man! And don’t call it Shahrukh, or it’s
going right back to the store!’

‘Damn, that was my first option: SRK 2012.’
I raise my eyebrows and pout my lips in plea and he bends forward and pretends
to put my beloved back in its terrible box and take it away. ‘Nahiiii,’ I shout
dramatically. Just as Mayank prepares his juicy filmy retort, his phone rings.
He places the machine back on the counter, pecks me on the cheek and leaves to
take the call.

‘Just you and
me then, Shahrukh…’ I plonk myself next to my birthday
present and begin reading the instruction manual.