Frotwoot's Faerie Tales, Book One: The Unseelie Court

The Seelie and Unseelie Courts are at war. On one side: An obsessive-compulsive knight, a talking tree, and a really cute goblin girl named Golly. On the other: A "Dragon King", phooka assassins, and a mob of angry, bridge-blocking, trolls. Caught in the middle: A very confused, very lost teenage boy from Indiana. His name is Frotwoot Crossley. And he's about to find out that, somehow, that's not even the weirdest thing about him....