Guinea Cracker's adventures

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Am I a rice cracker? Am I a guinea pig? Or am I some other cracker critter?
Some even say I'm the face of Jesus (after a shave). Who knows, but thanks to
a fortuitous arrangement of seaweed, this little rice cracker has been imbued
with a personality rarely found in a tasty snack. In any case, this page
chronicles my adventures.