This Flight Attendant Is the Best Comedian You Will Ever See

What is he wearing???

Flying can be such a hassle. The plane is hot, you're always struggling for the arm rest (seriously, the last flight I was on was just an epic arm-pushing contest that ended in me drinking several tiny bottles of expensive liquor until I fell asleep), and there's usually a baby crying in surround sound as you breathe in the recycled air of the aluminum can you're riding in. Gah.

The worst is when the flight attendants make you direct your precious attention (I was reading) toward the front of the cabin so you can learn how to save yourself in the event of an emergency or the dreaded water landing. Fortunately, some airlines like Virgin have an amazing music video for you to watch, and some, like Southwest, actually have flight attendants that double as comedians.

First off, please excuse the fact that this video is filmed vertically (Why?) and direct all your attention to the mystery flight attendant and his amazing en-sem-ble. That is a lot of look there, guy, and I am loving it. And besides the amazing outfit, your comedic timing and delivery are on point. You wanna save lives? You tell a couple of amazing jokes. And then you throw a cocktail party in the air.

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I have no idea what a cocktail party in the air would look like. Probably just those tiny bottles of liquor being tossed everywhere until no one can even tell if there's a baby crying. And peanuts. Lots and lots of peanuts.

This flight is out of San Francisco and I am flying Southwest next week, so let's all cross those fingers that I get this guy on my trip in the sky. (He's probably better than Xanax.)