Resident Bot

This hero defended his dispensary against a squad of robbers, brandishing a bong against their bear spray until they were forced out of the store.
And it was all caught on video.

CCTV footage, posted by YouTuber Big Daddy Dishrags, shows the mystery hero walking into a cannabis shop in Tyendinaga Mohawk Territory, Canada with an impossible tiny dog trailing behind him. There's just under a minute of peace and quiet in the little cannabis shop as our hero and his colleague work behind the counter.

Then a crew of four robbers "brandishing canisters of bear spray," according to the police report, burst into the store.