Blue and Yellow Make an Unwatchable Color or Blue and Yellow Make Bruises

I was jumped once. It was a terribly frightening experience only because I didn’t know how long it would last. It also happened before I could see them. I was about 13. I probably deserved it as I was quite the little pecker back then. One of them sideswiped my face with his fist and I didn’t see much after that but some fists and a couple sneakers. With this in mind, I look over my laptop, past my pyramid of Olde English 40 ozers, and peer into the eyes of that same little girl I was 90 aught years ago. As soon as these girls received their corn on the cob after stepping onto the court, Serena essentially jumped Safina. Can one person jump another? After watching this match the only answer I have for you is yes. C’mon, even Ralphie got pulled off of Scut in A Christmas Story. Even I lay off my pud after 8 continuous whacks. I seriously felt bad for Safina, even when she was hitting those crazy backhanded cross court shots that had more angles than my asian barber’s clippers. Actually, I felt sorry for her because of those shots. It only made that pathetic match go on longer. Even Serena’s mom looked like she was gonna fall asleep, or cry for the poor (rich) girl. I really have nothing to say and nothing else to go on as this match was so bad. Serena Rodney King’d Saf-uh-nuh, 6-0, 6-2 in under an hour. See you in 24.