Attractiveness: We did it, guys and gals! We wooed the out-of-towners so much they ranked us first among the 35 cities in looks. Residents of the city, being the beautiful people we are, were so humble about it that we ranked ourselves 18th. Blushing, the bashful residents said the T+L readers were "just sayin' that."

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Intelligence: Visitors and residents alike ranked San Francisco first in smarts.

Pretty much all food: The readers of Travel + Leisure really think we've nailed this culinary thing. So much so, that visitors put us in the top 10 in cafes, coffee, ethnic food, farmer's markets, fine-dining restaurants, ice cream, microbrew beer, pizza, sandwiches/delis, street food/food trucks, and sweets and desserts.
Residents weren't so quick to agree on the pizza and microbrew scores, ranking them at 13 and 14 respectively.

Sophistication: As you can clearly see, we like to dress nicely, stand in picturesque locations, and hold conversations about what we can only assume to be the finer points of Baroque era compositions. Visitors ranked us second behind New York City while residents ranked the city third behind NYC and Charleston.

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Athleticism: This probably goes hand-in-hand with the attractive stat, but it's always nice to hear how good looking we San Franciscans are. Visitors ranked SF fourth while residents ranked the city seventh.

People Watching: Every San Franciscan has at least one borderline unbelievable story from people watching. Visitors placed SF second behind New Orleans. Residents agreed that New Orleans was the top people watching place in the country, but said Savannah was just a little weirder than our fair city.

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Street performers: Visitors enjoyed our street performers and ranked the city third in the nation. Residents, presumably bitter about their lack of insulated windows, placed SF fourth.

Environmental Friendliness: Visitors loved San Francisco's environmental consciousness and ranked us third behind both Portland, OR and Portland, ME. As if SF could even compete with those cities. Residents ranked San Francisco fourth behind Portland, OR, Seattle, and Denver.

BBQ and Hamburgers: Remember that time we said San Francisco was dominant in virtually every culinary category? Well, we've still got some work to do. Visitors found our fusion approach to the most straight forward foods, barbecue and burgers, middling and ranked them 23rd and 17th respectively. Residents -- who realized our foggy summers aren't conducive to good ol' fashioned grillin' -- thought even less of those foods, ranking barbecue 31st and burgers 25th.

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Charming Local Accent: Visitors were not impressed with our strange, accent-less pronunciation of the English language. They ranked the city 27th in the nation. Residents agreed that our nondescript accents are generally unimpressive and ranked the city 26th.

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Affordability: Shocking absolutely no one besides the eccentric tech millionaires who think nothing of paying $4 for someone to cook and butter a slice of bread, San Francisco was ranked 33rd in affordability by both visitors and residents. If it's any consolation, at least we're a little more affordable than New York and Miami.

Cleanliness: San Francisco might look great from afar, but one jaunt down Market St. and the ensuing olfactory assault is a prime example of the adage, "looks aren't everything." Visitors placed San Francisco 22nd on the list. Residents responded with a, "Oh you don't even know," and bumped the city down to 29th.

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Sports Bars: San Francisco has had some great teams to root for lately. But when it comes to finding places to converge, down a few cold ones, and scream at the TV with your friends, options are pretty limited. Visitors voted San Francisco 15th in the nation while residents ranked the city 26th.

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