Im trying to get a black eye as easily and painless as possible.Its hard to punch my face, I have to do it a few times to get oneand it will hurt real bad.

I was thinking of putting a candle over my eye socket and hitting it with a hammer. But I want the most painless method.

Im not doing this for any reason. I guess to add excitement to my life.

BaldEagle
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2006-07-31T15:26:29Z —
#2

Go to the nearest shopping facility and grab the sweetest *** you see. You will either get your black eye or you will forget all about wanting one.

system
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2006-07-31T15:27:53Z —
#3

ahahhahaha

Hartmann
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2006-07-31T15:27:55Z —
#4

How does a black eye add excitement?

If you really want one, go up to a slightly larger woman (preferably with her boyfriend/husband) and ask "When's the baby due?". You'll be knocked out cold, but you'll wake up with a slight headache and a definite black eye. Guaranteed or your money back.

MikeBigg
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2006-07-31T15:28:26Z —
#5

best way to get a black eye?

talk inappropriately to my daughter

I guess to add excitement to my life.

LOL - and the usual extreme sports have failed you?

Mike

conradical
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2006-07-31T15:28:58Z —
#6

Consider an e-black eye. Done!

As for painless black eyes... are you kidding? Try maskara - painless and definitely exciting! :shifty:

system
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2006-07-31T15:31:07Z —
#7

haha you guys are funny.haha, I dont wanna do anything innapropriate though, dont want a bad name. But my online reputation is more important, weird.

I dont know I just been sitting here and feeling like punching my face because I am so stupid, like maybe a hit in the head or a mark of damage will get my brain to work again and I can get motivation. Know what I mean?

Dark_Tranquility
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2006-07-31T15:33:43Z —
#8

if you pay me the flight tickets to Florida I am willing to help you for free :agree:Also doing that to get some excitement? ouh you know I can really really change your life!!

Hartmann
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2006-07-31T15:34:33Z —
#9

Dark_Tranquility said:

if you pay me the flight tickets to Florida I am willing to help you for free :agree:

You just want a ticket to Florida to see Vinnie...

Dark_Tranquility
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2006-07-31T15:35:33Z —
#10

Hartmann said:

You just want a ticket to Florida to see Vinnie...

:hush:

DaStuff
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2006-07-31T15:35:45Z —
#11

Break your nose then you'll get two for the price of one.

tokyoice
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2006-07-31T15:40:53Z —
#12

Paint your eye black.

Dark_Tranquility
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2006-07-31T15:44:33Z —
#13

Or go out, and tell the first nice girl you see: "would you E-marry me?"* *kneeling is Advised that way she can kick you with her feet

conradical
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2006-07-31T15:46:43Z —
#14

add this to the smiley :lostseed:

mizwizzy
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2006-07-31T18:16:43Z —
#15

the best way to get a black eye is to keep making silly threads about certain SP members and there so called "subtle romances"!!! :smashy:

system
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2006-07-31T19:33:25Z —
#16

haha you guys are hilarious.

now that i think about it im glad i didnt give myself a black eye that would have been stupid. but i was seriously considering it and i gave my face a few practice punches. lol, i didn't only wuss out but i changed my mind too. Im a quitter

Dark_Tranquility
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2006-07-31T21:56:34Z —
#17

lostseed said:

now that i think about it im glad i didnt give myself a black eye that would have been stupid.

No! not at all that's funny! and very fashionable!

whiteknight0571
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2006-08-02T08:48:15Z —
#18

Be standing directly behind a somewhat chesty woman as you scream behind her, making her jump and turn suddenly?

r937
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2006-08-02T11:13:51Z —
#19

lostseed said:

But my online reputation is more important, weird.

that was shot a long, long time ago

BaldEagle
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2006-08-02T11:48:55Z —
#20

The easiest and most painless way, ummmmm. I know, let me show you something, it is very far away though, but you may use my binoculars.