Episodes

Thank Jason It's Friday the 13th! AND it's Kill By Kill's 100th episode!! You were warned. You are doomed - to listen to a Best Of clip show of Patrick & Gena as they take a quick tour through some of the better bits and fan-favorite moments from the first 4 episodes of the show covering 1980's slasher classic, Friday the 13th! Relive all the excitement of dry humping in a boathouse, throwing boxes to the side of a deadly killer, asking a dog for directions, the Red Herring Cafe, Voorhees...

Congratulations - It’s a… new episode of Kill By Kill!! Patrick & Gena welcome a new edition to the franchise and talk A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child with the help of gear guru Jamie Grayson. Along the way we dig into Dan’s problematic denim addition, old-timey underwear suits, amusement park retirement plans, Peanuts sex and so, so much more! Plus, we learn what happens when a baby has “a case of the E.T.s” and play a difficult round of Choose Your Own Death-venture and you’ve...

Trademark Satan! John Huston Climbs Stairs! Sex On Fur Coats! Since Patrick is haunting Europe, we’re dipping into the archives and unlocking one of our favorite "listener pick" Patreon episodes: the Italian devil-sploitation freakout classic, The Visitor! Gena revels in every Shelly Winters line reading while Patrick starts to go insane just trying to recount the plot of this Omen-meets-Star Wars as a satanic cabal attempt to take over the world by propping up the new owner of the Atlanta...

Karate Goth! The Acquired Skill of Asthma! The Nunchuck Theory of Sigmund Freud! We finally master A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master with the help of writer & delightful returning guest Sady Doyle (Dead Blondes and Bad Mothers: Monstrosity, Patriarchy, and the Fear of Female Power) as we delve into important subjects like falling asleep in the middle of a poop, how to order gum in a restaurant, invisible man brawls, deeply unattractive running, sensual dojos and how Freddy’s...

Cool Guy/Jock Paradox! Freddy In Drag! Sleep Demon Regrets! The new episode of Kill By Kill has it all as Patrick and Gena are reunited with writer and Horror Noire producer Ashlee Blackwell (@graveyardsisters). Along the way we discuss fire-water suplexes, Freddy’s vacation photo etiquette and She’s All That maneuver and a little game of Choose Your Own Death-venture! It’s time to suck face with destiny!!
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Karate Kidding! Chekhov’s Cockroach! Drunk Dad Energy! The students of Nightmare on Elm Street films have arrived at the Dream Master! In this slightly disjointed episode, Patrick & Gena get the lay of the land before being joined by our good pal, Brennan Klein of Attack of the Queerwolf to talk flaming dog pee, hot crocodiles and Andy Sidaris centerfolds before a rousing Choosing Your Own Death-venture. This one is like “a heart attack on a one-way street” or something. Maybe? Sure.
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Thank Chainsaws It’s Friday! We’re putting it all together for the 1982 cult classic Pieces, so Patrick and Gena assembled a dream team consisting of Megan Sunday (Let’s Get Weirding podcast) and… that’s it. Why would we need anything else when the movie already has Giallo Will Ferrell, Kung Fu professors, pronouncing Willard “Will-Lard” and the guy from Pod People’s dick? Also, is this movie a stealth remake of Student Bodies? All that and the return of Choose Your Own Death-venture and...

Like John Saxon arriving on a cloud of fairy dust, the time has come to bury A Nightmare on Elm Street in hallowed ground. There’s no one better suited to help Gena & Patrick with that task than our own personal Wizard Master, Omar Najam (Popular Music podcast). Along the way we learn how John Saxon pays his bills, Gena shares some “Cool Dad” stories, we wonder if Freddy has what it takes to make a run in 2020 and how much body glitter is too much body glitter. All this plus Choose Your Own...

Thank Freddy It’s Friday! Patrick & Gena are ready to re-enter the battlefield that is Dream Warriors with a little help from Bryan Christopher (dailydead.com, Rue Morgue Magazine). In this episode, we ponder the great mystery that is Dr. Expository, we uncover the Nightmare on Elm Street version of a #GetBunked, what incident reaches “Hot Fuzz-levels of denial” and we indulge in a little Jack Palance-off. All that and we do battle in the arena of Choose Your Own Death-venture! Get ready for...

This Friday, the Dreams FIGHT BACK! That’s right, Patrick & Gena are ready to take on the much-beloved Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors with the return of the effervescent & entertaining Stephanie Crawford. Along the way we talk about going full Freddy for your birthday, we all attempt Elaine Parker voices, we try to flowchart a Dokken song, track unmonitored pillows, and we stay on the lookout for obvious dummies. All this, and we play a brand new game, “Oatmeal Stairs or Pudding...

Thank Freddy It’s Friday! We’re back and ready to get our final Revenge with the help of our returning champion, John Brandon (Square Roots podcast). We finish out Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2 with a little boiled bacon, flaming wieners, Elm Street key parties, Freddy hates decorative plates and table settings, and the return of Boom Box Teen! All this and a Party Size version of Choose Your Own Death-venture and you’ve got a get together to DIE FOR!
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Thank Freddy It’s Friday! It’s time once again to combine the body and brains of Patrick & Gena to talk Freddy’s Revenge with the help of two of our favorite #HorrorQueers, Joe Lipsett and Trace Thurman! We break it all down, including what’s in Jesse’s drawers, balls, “polite fisting,” small town gay bar tan lines, balls, delayed reactions, towel snapping day jobs, balls, a conspiracy theory that replaces Kim Myers with Meryl Streep, morning wood, rattan floor dry humping, and the holy of...

That Red It's Friday! In this emergency broadcast of Kill By Kill, Gena and Patrick dig deep to talk about Jordan Peele's modern horror masterpiece, Us. Haven't had a chance to see it yet? You'll get a quick spoiler-free review up top before we start connecting the dots and tethering our best theories to this smashing new film! Along the way, we talk about the best time of day to watch a horror movie in the theater, why the devil lies in the details and ponder what the hell the deal is with...

Thank Freddy it’s Friday! Daddy can’t help you anymore now that Patrick & Gena are subject to Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge. Here to help us match this body and brain together is Terry Mesnard of Gayly Dreadful. Along the way we learn why Pot Hurts, we begin the process of pointing out all the many cocks & balls on display, we get an onscreen boner, and our guest remixes the lullaby into “1-2, Freddy wants inside of you.” Also, a BIRD EXPLODES INTO A FIREBALL! This is not a...

Well, there goes the neighborhood! In our first break of the new season, Patrick & Gena attempt to flip Amityville II: The Possession with the help of our pal, Megan Dooley. Along the way we talk filth dungeons, unconvincing priest toupees, too much bladder work, and “fly strips gathered together in the shape of a human” known as Burt Young. It’s Law & Order: Haunted House Special Victims Unit from the beginning, so believe us when we say CONTENT WARNING. This episode contains sensitive...

Wrap it up like a killer’s murder weapon and stash it inside your furnace - we’re closing out our coverage of the original Nightmare on Elm Street with the help of the Sassy Sledgehammer herself, Diandra Lazor (Elm Street Radio & Fred Heads documentary). Along the way we get procedural with Law & Order: Elm Street, we meet “Chunky Fred” and “Crispy Joyce” and find yet another insane piece of animal-related wall art! All this, plus the return of everyone’s favorite pastime: Choose Your Own...

Thank Freddy It’s Friday! Don’t hit the snooze button just yet - Gena & Patrick are back to talk about the 2nd act of A Nightmare on Elm Street with the help of the delightful actor, burlesque performer & horror enthusiast, Elissa Wagner. Along the way, we wonder if a “wet Freddy” is still scary, change the name of Nancy’s “wine mom” to Joyce and we experience the joys of Rod’s “cocaine sweats.” All this and the entire podcast gets derailed by the craziest pieces of background art since...

Welcome to Primetime, Killers! Kill By Kill’s journey into the dark heart of A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) begins here with the help of the one and only Mike Vanderbilt (dailygrindhouse.com) to help us claw our way through the first 30 minutes! Along the way, we discuss flooded boiler rooms, debate whether or not Freddy wears sweatpants and near mathematical impossibility that high school teens can achieve mutual orgasms at the same time. All this and our plans to geocache loose, rained...

Thank Freddy It’s Friday! In this special Episode 0 edition of Kill By Kill, Gena & Patrick share their very first experiences with the Nightmare On Elm Street franchise and mine the depths of their Craven obsessions. We talk Pop collections, high school burnouts, Corey Haim’s “976 line” and using Crystal Pepsi as a receptacle for your tears. We also get personal about our attachments to Freddy and why we love the franchise to this day. So grab your jump rope, full-length nightgown, and a...

The Most Wonderful Time of the year isn’t over until Billy says so. This week, Gena & Patrick attempt to wrap up Black Xmas (2006) in a bow with the help of Suzen Kruglnska (The Shining 237 podcast). Among the many presents we find under the tree we debate sex tape recognition factors, propose that the film is a secret reboot of The Facts of Life and find out who Gena describes as, “another mysterious a-hole.” Plus our stockings are overstuffed with Choose Your Own Death-venture and a twist...