According to the prosecution, Paz punched Samantha in the face—bloodying her nose and mouth—and threw glass at her as revenge for teasing. Afterward, the Boardwalk Empire actress explained herself thusly:

"I'm a real actress—HBO. She's a publicity seeker, a fake actress," prosecutors say De la Huerta told cops after the March 20th dust-up at the Standard Hotel.

Oooh. This is going to be good. Did I mention that Lindsay Lohan was present at the Standard Hotel beatdown? Paz will be back in court mid-May. [NYDN, image via Getty]