[[A restaurant. A mother and two children sit at one table; a man in a white lab coat sits in another.]]
Title: THE TRIBULATIONS of BILL NYE
Mother: Hey, kids, see how the ice cracks and pops in your water? I wonder what causes that...
Mother: *AHEM* I said, I wonder what --
Bill Nye: Know what? Maybe I just wanna enjoy my goddamn meal.
{{alt text: You could at least not wear the lab coat everywhere, dude.}}

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