About Rodney Dill

Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

“Well, Valerie, I figure I’ll issue an Executive Order making Thanksgiving a monthly holiday. Then I’ll have the Dept of Commerce hire bakers to make pies all year, which should take care of creating at least 2 million new jobs. Sounds sweet, huh?”

Obama – “Oh, this is nothing. They video me when I’m actually chewing the food, when I’m praying, when I’m sneaking a cigarette and once, Larry Craig was in the stall next to mine trying to take a picture through the glory hole.”