How can you turn shoving five types of birds into a pig and other vintage Epic Meals into an altruistic endeavor? By giving it to the Someone Cares Kitchen in California. Even gluttony has a holiday spirit.

It probably would have been a bit too exploitative but I would have greatly enjoyed seeing more of the reactions of the homeless people who get low quality food instead being gifted a ridiculously garish stuffed turkey and that fast food lasagna. The look of excitement and abject horror would have been something rarely seen.

About Chris Spags...
"Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.