Roy

[The only musical instrument heard is the plucking of a Jew's harp.]I had an old cat named Roy.He was a good ol' boy.He used to go a-huntin', down by the lake,Catch 'im a nice, fresh garter snake.Bring 'im on back and then set in the grass,Lookin' like he had 'im a green mustache.Yeah, Roy was a good ol' boy.