There is many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

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My Life and Times

I was born in 1939 BC.
That's 'Before Computers'.
Luckily I survived the following events in my life, such as
World War II, The London Blitz, Rationing, and worst of all... Archbishop Temple's School.

During the mid 1950s I was enjoying Rock 'n' Roll and being a first generation teenager, when suddenly, just like Elvis, I found myself in uniform during 'The Cold War'...and then

I became 'a family'. Which meant that I sort of missed the 'swinging sixties', but still managed to look a complete prat in the 70s, just like everyone else.

During the 'Thatcher Years' I lost my hair and a lot of people lost a good deal more. My career fluctuated to say the least as I was demoted, promoted, fired and hired a number of times, but still I managed to stagger on into a welcome retirement and to celebrate 50 years of happy marriage.

Pampered prince’s pervert pal.

Just when I thought the press were starting to drown us all in the sickly syrup of that wedding and the new “People’s Princess” (who can actually shake hands and say “Hello” ), when up pops a story about another member of the old Saxe-Coberg-Gotha clan that just makes my day.

It seems that the fifth in line to the throne has some very dodgy mates indeed, including (can you believe) Saif Gaddafi and Timor Kulibayev, billionaire son-in-law of the President of Kazakhstan, who just happened to buy ‘Air Miles Andy’s’ old home for £3 million more than it was worth at the time.

Now it seems that ‘HBS’.. His Buffoon Highness’s judgment is under scrutiny because of his friendship with convicted sex offender and billionaire, Jeffrey Epstein.

Epstein was jailed for soliciting underage prostitutes, after the mother of a 14-year-old girl came forward in 2005 and accused him of sexually assaulting her daughter. Forty other teenage girls had similar stories to tell, saying they were ordered to carry out massages, during which some claimed to have been sexually molested.

Now Randy Andy’s links with Epstein have been exposed in reports revealing invitations to Windsor Castle and Sandringham, which were reciprocated most recently with a five-day visit to Epstein’s Manhattan home.

Oh dear ! .. It looks like the Duke of Pork’s jet-setting role as trade envoy is now being questioned after he spent time with 17-year-old Virginia Roberts who was hired by his paedophile friend as an “erotic masseuse”.

So what can this pompous prince do now ?

Well he does have two daughters, so I expect him to do what ‘er Maj’s mob usually do when ‘the shit hits the fan’ … Call out the ‘Buck House’ damage limitation squad to spin some good publicity which the royal worshipping masses will fall for.