Are you All About that Bass? Does Baby got Back?

I went jeans shopping this past weekend and I learned that most jeans were not designed for my body shape. All the denim that fit over my ba-dunka-dunk gapped at the waist. So I can only surmise that either most women have much smaller butts or much larger waists. Or maybe both. That doesn’t mean I have a nifty hour-glass shape. It means I have no hips. (Or boobs.) I just have a muscular booty. I settled for the pair that fit the ass and can be cinched at the waist with a belt. What else can I do?

It seems no coincidence that a spanko’s best feature would be her ass, does it? I used to squeeze my ass a lot. I mean a LOT. Even just standing around (maybe I was subconsciously fantasizing about spanking, I don’t know). Consequently, I had quite the muscular ass. I’m sure the dance career didn’t hurt that look, either.

I thought it was hilarious when my six year old requested this song today. Apparently, he’s an ass-man like his daddy.

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I know just what you mean about the jeans, or any pants for that matter. Thin or heavier, I've always had that problem. I've found that instead of giving them a little more width, the larger sizes seem to give you more material from waist to crotch, so they not only don't fit at the waist, I almost have to bring then up under my bust to have them fit right.

I've always had the same problem. $15 or $20 at a tailor shop will take in the waist and you'll have a perfect fitting pair of jeans. It's worth it to me. I hate when I sit down and there's this big gaping space at my back. Get a pair to fit your butt and then go find a tailor to take in the waist.