Wow. Otis definitely nailed the blowout call, but if it was gonna be a blowout I'da thought Broncos...

Thank God for TiVo. Stayed about 20 minutes behind and caught up with the action after snack and piss breaks; enough fucking car commercials? I thought the SB was supposed to have clever shit? Hell, the Bud-Weis-Errrr frogs would have been genius compared to this slop of shit.

I know 99.99% of folks hated this game, too boring to watch, but I loved how thoroughly a defense could dominate an offense in the Goodell age. Some Schadenfreude towards horseface. I don't outright hate him a la Brady, but the Manning slurpage was getting a tad saccharine and now Ben still has more rings. Suck it. And as much as I mock Carroll, he's assembled what should be a prototype for anyone looking to rebuild a defense (*cough, cough*): big, fast, smart, aggressive. I remember liking Chancellor in the draft but wondering if he had NFL speed. BAM! That whole D should have been MVP. Not sure what happened to Lynch, off eating Skittles with a quarter to play, LOL.

Surprisingly enough, did not hate Bruno Mars. Mrs. F. likes his music, I can tolerate it. Better than the dinosaurs they trot out (Who, Stones) or the lip synchers (Beyonce, Peas). Thought there would be more with the RHCP, but OK. Keidis looked like freakin' Anton Chigurgh or sumpin, but with weird leggings.

Spent 2 hours leading up to the big game fixing the throne. Ballcock assembly (102%) was easy enough to replace, kept springing leaks; finally got her ship shape in time to drop a winder before kickoff.