Like mowing the lawn, haircuts leave behind freshly trimmed foliage with a pleasant, lingering smell that attracts the next door neighbour. Today’s Groupon attracts people you actually like: for RM38, you get a one-hour senior stylist haircut, inclusive of wash and blow, from Kool Kutz Inc at Hartamas Shopping Centre.

Tress titans with over a decade of shearing experience, run the rule over prospective hairstyles with customers, before mutually agreeing on a cut. Like a knife through hot butter, strands are efficiently sliced through at different heights, leaving behind coiffure formations that were once thought impossible. Freshly trimmed strands are put through a wash with shampoo and conditioner before air runs through hair fields for a drying effect. Kerastase shampoo and conditioner may be used on head grass (from RM27) while patrons also receive a 20% discount on perming, straightening, hair treatment and colouring which must be used on the same visit. Restless fingers may update statuses or check emails surfing on the Wi-Fi rays as mouths munch away on cookies and slurp on coffee.