Baddest Bitches in the Kitchen

After the Yo Mamma list we’re turning a bit more aggressive, to the baddest bitches in the kitchen. Gordon Ramsey just missed the top 5:

5. Martha StewartHave you ever been to jail? Well Martha has. Not sure if she had to shank anyone with her own brand’s 8-inch Chef’s knife, but next time she fills out a job application she can write a tidy little 4 in the box asking if she’s ever been convicted of a felony.

4. Bethenny Frankel from the Real Housewives of NYCI haven’t watched this show but anyone on a reality show about rich socialites has to have some bitch in them. She cooks wheat-, egg- and dairy-free baked goods, and delivers custom meals to other camera whores like Brooke Hogan and Paris Hilton.

3. Iron Chef Cat CoraTo be on the same stage as Mario Batali and Masaharu Morimoto, she obviously has survived her share of sexist remarks in the kitchen. She’s one of the more positive role models on this list.

2. Lisa from Top Chef season 4With a scowl only a mother could love, Lisa became one of the most loathsome reality gameshow contestants to date. Not that I was watching anything except Padma…