Usually there are about 40 guests online on this site and Missing Madeleine forum every day but today there's only 1 guest on each. Does that mean all the pro's have gone on a day trip to the zoo or something?

@OMGlol wrote:Usually there are about 40 guests online on this site and Missing Madeleine forum every day but today there's only 1 guest on each. Does that mean all the pro's have gone on a day trip to the zoo or something?

No. They don't have day trips to the zoo, because they already live there. The trouble is, they have been making such a mess of the place by rolling around in their own excrement and bouncing off the walls, that health and safety professionals have had to go in and fumigate it,. They are currently being held in a barn near Rampton for psychiatric assessments. The most recent report is saying that Rampton is not secure enough for them, so permission is now being sought to transport them in crates to Guantamo. A Hercules C 130 is on standby, however the costs of this are ridiculous for only half a dozen people, so it has been suggested that they be fastened into a chain of tin baths and tugged across the pond.

@OMGlol wrote:Usually there are about 40 guests online on this site and Missing Madeleine forum every day but today there's only 1 guest on each. Does that mean all the pro's have gone on a day trip to the zoo or something?

No. They don't have day trips to the zoo, because they already live there. The trouble is, they have been making such a mess of the place by rolling around in their own excrement and bouncing off the walls, that health and safety professionals have had to go in and fumigate it,. They are currently being held in a barn near Rampton for psychiatric assessments. The most recent report is saying that Rampton is not secure enough for them, so permission is now being sought to transport them in crates to Guantamo. A Hercules C 130 is on standby, however the costs of this are ridiculous for only half a dozen people, so it has been suggested that they be fastened into a chain of tin baths and tugged across the pond.