Everybody laughed when I said my Anaheim Angels would oust the Yankees! Everybody said I was crazy! Everybody said I was on drugs! Everybody thought I was out of my mind! They all laughed at me!

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

"That's right! You suckas better FIND somewhere to run! 'cause it's me - Booker T - not only am I the Scorpion King, but I'm the five-time WCW Champion - and I got a sword, too! Now can U dig THAT - SUCKAAAAAS"