Rating: PG-15 / NC-17Pairing: Roy/EdWarinigs: Nudity, sex Summary: And when I arrived in the Hall, taking the phone call, I wanted to hang up. Him was the last I would have liked to hear. «Now you search me during my day off, Shit Colonel?» Author's Note: This was written for the contest Rainbow Celebration, 4° place and winner of the awards “Best Lemon”, “Best Seme” and Comedy adward “Soon or later I fuck you” This story has also inspired a doujinshi I'm drawing, and you can find it on my DeviantArt page The title of the chapter “Tha mi ag iarraidh do gràidh, gòrach” means “I want your love, stupid” and it's Gaelic I remember that I don't know so well English, so sorry for the eventual errors (_ _)