It is currently before 5am

I could not sleep, so I decided to get up and send out my “I’m taking another sick day” emails. Also I decided it would be a fun experiment to see what kind of blog entry I would write before 5 in the morning.

I was wrong – this is the furthest thing from fun I’ve ever done.

Okay, not giving up. How about cats? What do you think about cats? I like them. I think they’re great.

When I was 9, my cat Kirby refused to come inside on the coldest night of the year. The top half of his ears got frostbite that night and fell right off. They fell right off! He had flat ear tops. Instead of Kirby Purrcat Grue, we should’ve called him Kirby Flat-Ears Grue. Get it? Kirby, why did you stay outside for so long?

Everybody loved Kirby, by the way.

Speaking of cats, they look completely ridiculous when wet. Take Idgie and Nappy here for example: