Paul has maintained his artistic integrity and it has cost him in seeing his record sales dip dramatically to his artisitic horror.

What if Paulie gets hip and does a "Santana" and sells his artistic soul for pop gold?? The man has never denied that he is happiest when he is on top of the charts. Strategic alliance with Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder cemented this theory in the 80's. "You never give me your money".

McCartney gets a real cheeseball like Lou Pearlman from Backstreet Boys to manage him. McCartney makes a conscious effort to sell out to the record companies.

McCartney (analyzing himself in interview as he always does) So i said...Why not, Paul? What do i have to do to be number one.. Why can't i be a teen idol like the old days..I still fancy myself as a ladies man...I mean if i said i was pretty..(Fawning to the interviewer)..Would you hold it against me luv,???

Clive Davis: We were honored to sign Sir Paul ...and have him work with artists such as Back-Street boys, N-Synch, Alicia Keyes, and of course...P-Diddy.....

Lou Pearlman: Paul and the BEatles were the original N-Synch..

Paul appears wearing a beatle haircut and his Pierre Cardin suit from 1963 with the cuban boots on a stage in Las Vegas' "MGM GRAND" Ball-room. The only problem is that his face is heavily made-up and crusted age lines appear to make him seem like an aging hollywood starlet trying to appear young again. Paul gives a thumbs up to a cheering crowd as he grabs his hofner bass.

Four members of synch follow him out wearing mop-tops. The crowd goes crazy as Justing Timberlake is dressed exactly like a young John Lennon with a rickenbacker guitar with his legs spread apart. Girls swoon..

Paul: (grooving on bass to the opening chords)...1...2...3..4..."Well, she was just 17...you know what i mean...."...

Justin: And i held her hand...In...."mine"

Paul turns to Justin and they shout "Wooooo" as their Beatle haircuts shake up and down like they were on "Ready, Steady, Go" in 1963...end scene..

Clive Davis: We felt a remake was ripe...so we asked Paul for a song...

Paul: I fancy myself as a song-writer...and i thought why not a re-make of "Another Day"...It's a good one, innit? Speaks of women's rights and stuff. I mean she works in an office waiting for the man to come and take her away..."

Paul in a studio with Christina Aguliera...

Christina Aguilera: (screaming at the top of her lungs)...So saaaadd....How come she feels so sad.....So sad.......

Paul looks over his shoulder with his boyish grin. Paul has now changed his hairstyle into braids and he is wearing a black leather jacket with black pants and a Tommy Hilfiger shirt. (Admiring her assets)...

Paul: She can sing, boy...and she got booty....

Fade scene..

Clive Davis: I wanted Paul to meet Alicia Keyes...Who is as vital as oxygen to the future of the world of music...Alicia Keyes provides the nutrients that will enable man-kind to survive the tragedies of terorrism and horror that will haunt man-lind..

Paul: Oh, Alicia Keyes, well. What can you say, man?

Alicia Keyes: Paul ...I wanted to work with him for like so long..He is an inspiration to me. Although as a young street kid, i would never heard of him until two days ago when somebody told me he used to be in the Rolling Stones..

Paul stands next to Alicia Keyes on the piano with Clive Davis in the middle. Davis is lecturing Paul on his "Driving Rain" fiasco

Clive Davis: I told you...You should have come to me...First..We could have made a duet with P-Diddy on "Listen to what the man said" with rappers, models, booty, ..It would have been huge dog..

Paul has maintained his artistic integrity and it has cost him in seeing his record sales dip dramatically to his artisitic horror.

What if Paulie gets hip and does a "Santana" and sells his artistic soul for pop gold?? The man has never denied that he is happiest when he is on top of the charts. Strategic alliance with Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder cemented this theory in the 80's. "You never give me your money".

McCartney gets a real cheeseball like Lou Pearlman from Backstreet Boys to manage him. McCartney makes a conscious effort to sell out to the record companies.

McCartney (analyzing himself in interview as he always does) So i said...Why not, Paul? What do i have to do to be number one.. Why can't i be a teen idol like the old days..I still fancy myself as a ladies man...I mean if i said i was pretty..(Fawning to the interviewer)..Would you hold it against me luv,???

Clive Davis: We were honored to sign Sir Paul ...and have him work with artists such as Back-Street boys, N-Synch, Alicia Keyes, and of course...P-Diddy.....

Lou Pearlman: Paul and the BEatles were the original N-Synch..

Paul appears wearing a beatle haircut and his Pierre Cardin suit from 1963 with the cuban boots on a stage in Las Vegas' "MGM GRAND" Ball-room. The only problem is that his face is heavily made-up and crusted age lines appear to make him seem like an aging hollywood starlet trying to appear young again. Paul gives a thumbs up to a cheering crowd as he grabs his hofner bass.

Four members of synch follow him out wearing mop-tops. The crowd goes crazy as Justing Timberlake is dressed exactly like a young John Lennon with a rickenbacker guitar with his legs spread apart. Girls swoon..

Paul: (grooving on bass to the opening chords)...1...2...3..4..."Well, she was just 17...you know what i mean...."...

Justin: And i held her hand...In...."mine"

Paul turns to Justin and they shout "Wooooo" as their Beatle haircuts shake up and down like they were on "Ready, Steady, Go" in 1963...end scene..

Clive Davis: We felt a remake was ripe...so we asked Paul for a song...

Paul: I fancy myself as a song-writer...and i thought why not a re-make of "Another Day"...It's a good one, innit? Speaks of women's rights and stuff. I mean she works in an office waiting for the man to come and take her away..."

Paul in a studio with Christina Aguliera...

Christina Aguilera: (screaming at the top of her lungs)...So saaaadd....How come she feels so sad.....So sad.......

Paul looks over his shoulder with his boyish grin. Paul has now changed his hairstyle into braids and he is wearing a black leather jacket with black pants and a Tommy Hilfiger shirt. (Admiring her assets)...

Paul: She can sing, boy...and she got booty....

Fade scene..

Clive Davis: I wanted Paul to meet Alicia Keyes...Who is as vital as oxygen to the future of the world of music...Alicia Keyes provides the nutrients that will enable man-kind to survive the tragedies of terorrism and horror that will haunt man-lind..

Paul: Oh, Alicia Keyes, well. What can you say, man?

Alicia Keyes: Paul ...I wanted to work with him for like so long..He is an inspiration to me. Although as a young street kid, i would never heard of him until two days ago when somebody told me he used to be in the Rolling Stones..

Paul stands next to Alicia Keyes on the piano with Clive Davis in the middle. Davis is lecturing Paul on his "Driving Rain" fiasco

Clive Davis: I told you...You should have come to me...First..We could have made a duet with P-Diddy on "Listen to what the man said" with rappers, models, booty, ..It would have been huge dog..

this thread reminded me of when paul anounced the winner at an awards show a couple of years back and he said, "the winner is lawrence hill"instead of lauren hill. He had no clue who she was and it was hilarious cause she looked a little pissed off.

Yeah, I remember that, Scrod! It was the MTV Awards and Madonna shocked everybody by bringing Paul out. Actually, I think Paul did that on purpose, but nobody got the joke. He said "And the winner is...some guy named Lawrence Hill!" I've seen the clip a few times, and I firmly believe he was trying to make a joke. However, there was silence and only about two people laughed. I felt really sorry for him. It must have been pretty embarassing for him. Yeah, Lauryn did look kinda peeved. Either that or she was just confused. LOL