What’s the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo? In a Yankee zoo, you’ll see the name of the animal and the scientific name. In a Southern zoo, you’ll see the name of the animal and the recipe.

Rules for Yankees:

Just because we have snow tires, doesn’t mean we know how to use them. Stay home the 2 days of the year it snows.

Remember y’all is singular. All y’all is plural.

If you hear a guy yell, “Hey, y’all, watch this!”, stay out of the way.

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy’s don’t own it yet.

If your DQ is closed all winter, you’re a Yankee.

If the roads are better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, you’re a Yankee.