New Updates! (12/19/2018) We've been working really hard on completing our membership system so you can submit quotes and keep track of them. Once this is complete in the coming weeks there will be a lot more quotes by George Carlin and other authors. We've also changed the sorting on the site so you now see the latest George Carlin quotes first. Our goal is to have the best George Carlin quotes on the web!

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