Free Zing!s

If I could hear the music from my yard, I’d invite my friends over for a free concert.

Showtime at the Capitol starts next Monday. Look for all sorts of shenanigans and surprises between now and the hanky drop.

Does anyone know what the definition of “trust” is when used by the Florida Legislature to designate funds for a specific usage? Does anyone know where the funds go?

Why don’t we have the city add the old FSU logo to the city’s flag?

I’m officially changing the name of Stoneler Road Park to Mosquitoville, USA.

The city offers cash for trash; the Legislature offers cash for Thrasher.

Just give me one! Just give me the name of one congressman who has filled out his income tax return, page by page. I don’t even understand it after my accountant has filled it out.

To me, FSU is Ferris State University. Go Bulldogs!

If all the liberals seeking utopia in the tax-and-spend Democratic heaven called California find it closed, perhaps there’s room at the inn in the worker’s paradise of Cuba.

There is a woman dancing with prosthetic legs on “Dancing with the Stars” on Monday nights. She is simply amazing!

Ah, spring is in the air and we’re nearing the peak of the power-outage season in Killearn Estates. The city also doesn’t like our lakes.

If KCCI wants to show it is really creative, instead of moving the lawn furniture around, it should turn its attentions to the South City neighborhood.

I was going to write a Zing! about the young man who almost crashed into my car, but then I realized he probably doesn’t read the paper since he couldn’t read the word STOP.

Thank you, St. Peter’s, for building a church that looks like a church and not like a big box store.

Rep Ryan isn’t a Senator but like Tallahassee elected officials thinks he lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave & is currently POTUS.

“Time for Lend-Lease again! Transfer all our old tanks to Ukraine and Moldavia. Buy modern tanks for us to replace them.”

Glenn Miller went Jew hunting and killed three Gentiles. A clue to the intelligence of racists.

Steve Southerland is slipping as he forgot to blame physical violence and sexual assault on Obamacare!

ban sharp objects after guns,sound logical?

There’s nothing about the new Seminole logo that good losing season couldn’t change.

Real nice of you to post the zing about the Malaysian airline. Wonder if you or the zinger would be so callous if you had family involved,

I wonder if the taxes are lower in Syria or Afghanistan?

A recent op-ed essay thoughtlessly repeated the old canard–American business has the the highest taxes in the world. That might be, but it certainly does not pay the highest taxes considering all the loopholes, subsidies, rebates, and tax breaks. Indeed, many highly profitable corporations pay no taxes whatsoever.

Maybe the Zinger was referring to Representative Ryan as “Sen. Ryan” meaning “Señor Ryan” and he was an illegal alien with his flying saucer double parked on Tennessee Street.

Wow, two concerts at Cascades Park and no arrests. Now that is something to brag about.

Who the heck is Ryan?

It may take awhile, but authorities will eventually figure out that with an outdoor theater, lots of people can hear the performances, not just those who pay for a seat.

I regret that I served in the military of this country that has now arrested a person for throwing a shoe at Hillary. Where did our freedom go?

“Obama spars with Putin.” Putin is winning while both hands are tied behind his back.

I know a few troopers and they tell me speeders over 75 MPH can be ignored just a easily as speeders over 85 MPH.

Raising the speed limit is quicker and cheaper than abortion, but not nearly as effective in controlling unwanted populations.

When Renegade the horse is replaced by Justin the jackass, will fans complain or will the DNC, SEIU and Trumka shout ‘em down?

Social(ist) Work Faculty should understand that the Fed Dept of Education is itself unconstitutional and thus without authority to investigate anyone.

Sorry anarchist, but the federal government is the creation of the states, as are the counties within each state. The rights of the states, unlike those of the federal government, are not limited by the Constitution, only by ill-advised amendments.

Yep, people defend themselves with weapons other than firearms, but guns make it so much easier, efficient and effective.

In the old days, injured ball players played the GAME of baseball; nowadays players engage in the BUSINESS of baseball and sit out injuries to protect their marketability.

Actually, it is illegal to resist even an unlawful arrest by a clearly identified Florida police officer. Of course, you always have the right to self defense but be aware that SWAT cops make themselves hard to identify and travel in packs.

Why dont we find out whether it is the teachers or the demographics of the students that make a difference between an A school and a D school before penalizing those that teach in the poorer schools– trade teachers and see how the A school teachers do i n the D schools

The left has their boy in the white house, gas prices are $.40 away from being the highest they have ever been here and their news guys haven’t made a sound.

Hey Catherine—don’t let the screen door hit you in the rear end on your way out!

There is one drawback to legalizing pot. After about a year any pot producing country in the world could take over our country with a promise of a lifetime supply of pot and potato chips to all citizens.

You have to spell the password to get into St. Peter’s. the password is Checkloslovakia, no chekloslovakia, no Checloslovakia, no, oh heck I didn’t want to go there anyway.

It’s easy to get out of paying garbage fees — I simply remove any paper with my name and address and then toss the garbage along the road side.

If you are appointed by Gov. Ricki to an important state position, you can be the most despicable crook/lowlife in the state— and you still get the job.

Thrashin’ John’s agenda is clear! Turn FAMU into an agency to produce the best slaves in the U.S.

Do you really think that Herr Detzner favors all eligible voters having the right to vote? Of course not! He’s part of the GOTP.

Since most Nolie fans have very limited reading abilities, it is good that the newspaper include lots of pictures of football fannies and fronts.

FSU must have black football uniforms since 90% of the team is non-white.

Lyin’ Ryan’s proposed budget will cut everything that might in any way benefit the poor.

We must encourage more excessive speeding on our highways so that more people will die and thus Rep. “Stiff” Steve will have more business in NW Florida.

Sure, there are many Muslim terrorists in the U.S. But there are also millions of Right-wing Christian Taliban planning horrible violence in the nation.

Please, newspaper, give us readers a break from your deification of Jameston Winsteis (or whatever his name is).

Mike Huckabee, our favorite bigoted clown, says he’s not a hater or homophobic. Yet all his ravings prove that he is both.

I think the lady who is so excited to move to her “home state” of California and get out of backward Tallahassee is going to be in for a rude awakening. Who thinks she will come sneaking back within a year or two?

No, I am not ready for football. Surely you can find some more worthy local news.

So, I saw on CBS evening news tonight, that a bunch of awards were won for reporting carnage!

What the heck are you and your brethren news hounds going to report on when your pet peeve “Gun Control” is in the legislative books?

Catherine Way, PLEASE go away, like yesterday!

Putin wouldn’t dare invade Alaska, Obama would sic the EPA on him.

Good riddance to anyone who thinks that California is better than Florida.

Understanding the difference between the $ 40 million Performing Arts Center and the $ 12 million St Peter’s is simple; one is Church and the other is State.

We have Medicare, Social security, a Government run Post office, salary caps in professional sports and have on several occasions bailed out big business. Ergo : we already ARE a Socialist country.

Stop thanking whatever team beats the Gators.It only makes you look like sad little underachievers. After all, no gator thanked the Minnesota Gophers.

The web site has been fixed. & million folks now have health insurance and the 43 attempts by The Republicans in the House to repeal the ACA have failed. Grow up and move on kids.

The high rate of infant mortality on the Southside only strengthens the argument for fact base sex education, so the young people would really know what they are getting into.

Can we please stop obsessing over the new FSU logo ?. It is no uglier than it was before.

Bubba Watson is the new Tiger, minus the prurient behavior.

I understand Ms Way and I may not be far behind you. Probably not California but Out.

If the new homeless shelter was being funded and built by the private sector, they would still be waiting on permits.

Wait! Southside has no street lighta or side walks? But of course, it is south!

Putin looked more like a wolf smiling (than a bear) at the Olympics, as the Ukrainians and the other Baltic state teams filed past him. He actually looked like he was licking his chops and thinking, soon you will be mine!

take the 4,917 south city folks and move them to golden eagle. level the south city properties and turn it into a city park. let the rich folks take of them. show them what a civilized society is.

You’re better off panning for gold than mining political speech for tiny truths.

Re Zinger: “What is it going to take to get God back in the classroom, and Judeo-Christian values back in this great country?” Is Civics not longer taught in schools, as it was back then? Something called the First Amendment to the Constitution, says: “Congress shall make no Law respecting an establishment of religion.”

Maturation begins with the first inkling that truth may be more elusive than you thought.

Note to FSU: Add these changes to complete the rebranding of FSU athletics 1. John Thrasher Field 2. Governor Rick Scott Stadium.

The Democrat never misses printing a letter or Zing! denigrating our President, does it and I am sick of it. This man is our leader and whether you like him or not, he deserves respect for the office he holds.

Democrats who love Jeb talking must enjoy it so because it’s distracting from talk of Obamacare – for a few minutes.

Those same liberals who revile the Koch Brothers have broad grins and outstretched hands when George Soros is handing out millions.

A proposal from Central Florida: Secede North Florida to Georgia and Alabama thus raising the IQ level of those three states. As for Mississippi, South Carolina still needs something for which to be thankful.

To the zinger worried about prayer in the schools, there will always be prayer in our schools as long as we have FCAT and End of Course Exams!

I’m not a very good golfer, so I thought I’d watch some of the Masters. Wow! The excitement level is right up there with watching paint dry!

The correct term is census tract. Not census track.

Joel – Y’all just keep holding y’all’s breaths!

Get in line South City Revitalization Council. From what I’ve been reading for the last three plus decades in the Democrat, it’s Frenchtown that been undergoing “revitalization” and, evidently, it’s still not revitalized. So, take a number. And don’t hold your breath.

To the couple who plan to remove themselves from yokel territory to lala land, take me with you!