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Monday, October 20, 2014

#1185: Matthew Stucky

“Brother” Matthew Stucky is a disciple of pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church of Mesa, AZ. But Brother Stucky deserves his
own entry. To give you an idea, Stucky says that Santa Claus (which he spells “Clause”, presumably because he is a
delusional moron) is satanic and is “corrupting people all over the world.” And
the reindeer are all gay. “These 8 reindeer are supposed to be 8 MALE reindeer.
Take a look at those names again. Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen
& Cupid. I think from these names we know Vixen, Dancer, Prancer &
Cupid are queer reindeer. Let’s go back to the story of Rudolph & I prove
this is true. Rudolph gets shy around girls & his nose turns red. As a
result, the other reindeer won’t let him play any reindeer games. That sounds
sick, perverted & homosexual.” Yes, Stucky is serious. And no, I don’t know
quite what to make of it. But at least Stucky knows what we should do:
“According to the Bible homosexuality should be punishable by death. I would be
overjoyed if every single queer in the entire world died today. The Bible makes
it clear they are reprobates who are past the point of salvation. The Bible
also makes it clear they are rapists & very wicked people. They have no
chance to get saved and no saved person could ever become a queer. Therefore, I
would be overjoyed if they all died tonight & our government would actually
follow what the Bible states. The death penalty should be enacted for the
queers.” That would take care of those reindeer, I suppose.

And just to quote the conclusion as well: “People are going to read this & say I’m crazy but hasn’t
Hollywood always been trying to pump in homosexual themes into kids movies
& cartoons. One of the teletubbies is gay. Bert & Ernie are gay. In
Scooby Doo Greg is gay. Hollywood has always had agendas they are trying to
push and one of those major agendas is homosexuality is ok. It’s no big deal.
Another one they are trying to push is ‘It's ok for women to work.’ The truth
is Santa Clause is being used by Satan to corrupt kids at a very young age.” I
think the “but” in that passage is misleading, Matthew.

Gay reindeers in the service of Satan? What is next? Judgmental Baptist ministers seeing satanic sluts everywhere? Nah. That stretches the imagination far beyond the breaking point. But those gay reindeers certainly are cute.