Let's Play NBA Finals Bingo!

We've all joked about filling out a bingo card with cliches from sports broadcasts, and now we’re actually doing it.

Yep, we’ve created a 2014 NBA Finals bingo card so you can mark down every flop, predictable quote and dinosaur scream that occurs during and after each game of the series. The rules follow those of typical bingo: If you get five in a row vertically, horizontally or diagonally, you win.

The grand prize, of course, will be all of us screaming “Bingo! Popovich, you tight-lipped sandbagger!” and smugly congratulating ourselves for predicting that these typical events and storylines would all rear their heads in the Finals.

Here is the board:

And here are the explicit explanations for each square and its criteria: