Santa Claus is becoming -Hipster Santa Claus-. In Seattle Washington and Portland Oregon USA. Or he could be a dead after 226 years -- the demise of old St. Nick according to Aftenposten Norway newspaper. If not then watch out cuz he might instead be a helicopter thief in Sao Paulo Brazil South America. From Huffington Post. Hipster Claus might sport jeans and sweater and Wicked Man Bun.

So what you give to that whiny woman who is always criticizing you is answered here. Entitled -Merry Christmas Bitch- and you will see why... This solution seems to be so much more final and cleaner than a divorce in this humourous windup.