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Batman is so great he’s even failed before [in alternate universes and virtual reality and to prevent millions of deaths that could have been avoided by straight up murdering super villains.] in fact once after the Jokers death he fell into such a depression Alfred became the New Joker.

Maybe Modest is getting Jake in over his head. But maybe she’s just really good at thinking on her feet. After all if you can trick your enemies into eating your food you can slip a sleeping potion into their food. Of course then Jake will end up carrying an sleeping medusa. But if Jake does make dinner I hope he does it like Charles did when making Squid.

Hmm… Well, it’s either send the kiddies down a chute with Crazy Lady and the Chainsaw Unicorn, wait for rescue from a robo-armed dragon-spine-spear-wielding Marah and the soon-to-be late pirates, or cook a gourmet meal of God knows what for the Gerbil Guard and hope Modest doesn’t commit him to a flaming dessert. That cell and those manacles gotta be lookin’ pretty good by now…

There’s an alternate version of this comic where the guard asks jake if he’s that guy that was locked up in the dungeon and Jake turns to him and says No. Then begins staring at the guy. and it’s twelve panels of that slowly zooming on Jake’s eyes before the guard tells him to go away because he’s creeping the guard out.