Looking at stats cracks me up. So far today people have found me by searching "ladies' luncheon" and "meow naked women". Hee hee.

2003-07-01 - 2:41 p.m.

I have the utmost respect for men. No really, I do. I wouldn't date them, fall in love with them, kiss them in fun places otherwise. But after one of the most horrifying pickup lines of all time, I'm about to purchase this book in mass quantities and hand it out anonymously:

"Curly" is temping for us; he's been here about a week. I've never had a conversation with him before. We were casually chatting about Cake and the U's theater department. He mentioned how polyamorous theater people tend to be. [Too true.] When I started to walk back to my desk, he said, and I am not making this up:

Hey, since we have so much in common, let's hang out. We'll have the orgy first and get to know each other later.