Of course, he goes to babble about how Christian he is yet just LOVES tying people to chairs and killing them.

His beef reminds me of a joke. Two out-of-town homophobes are sitting in a restaurant in Manhattan. They're just horrified by all the inherent gayness of NYC! During the course of their conversation, one of them says "I just wish they could all be shipped off to their own island so we don't have to deal with them."

A man from the next table over leans over and says, "Honey. You're on it."