by gournalist

The Fair Work Commission will cut the wages of all politicians to the national average to encourage millennials to seek jobs in parliament.

What they are calling the ‘entitled payment scheme’ the entitled generation will now be entitled to earn as much as our top politicians.

This decision was made due to the riff-raff and whining millennials make in regards to policies and lack of government cooperation.

This will not be the last of the pay cuts. The Fair Work Commission is coming up with a national wage cut to ‘absolute zero’ in all workplaces, everywhere, forever.

“If we make people work for free, that will encourage employers to employee everyone ever, across the country. Our unemployment rate will be so low it will be in the negatives,” said a representative of the Fair Work Commission.