Capitalist Episode 349

Description:Hillary Clinton collapses at 9/11 Memorial in New York! Democrats to have an emergency meeting for a "replacement" candidates as Hillary Clinton's health deteriorates. Ghost discusses the possible scenarios! Important info for the Trump train! Suspended elections? Replacement candidates? Bernie Sanders? Interim President? Obama 3rd term? Ghost dedicates most of the show to this subject. Ghost also explains how Internet users can keep themselves safe online, surfing anonymously and keep your IP from getting exposed. Other news, your calls, Twitter shoutouts and Radio Graffiti!

After talking about the possibility of Hillary Clinton's medical condition being a possible assassination attempt, Ghost started showing signs of paranoia during the broadcast. He frequently claimed that he heard some strange sound in the background after Twitter Shoutouts and went to check the window from time to time, presumably to see if he was being watched.

Though there was no particular soliloquy or Rage Quit due to the trolls, and the total number of cans was not record-setting, Ghost was enraged at several points by fruitbowls, "Ghostler Youth" material, and, most of all, a variety of 9/11 jokes. Ghost ended up referring to the episode as one of the worst-ever Carpet Munching Mondays in the broadcast's history.

During the end of the episode, Templeton was confirmed to be overweight after he began howling, and Ghost called him a "fat dog" while chastising him.