In which Melissa McCarthy, undoubtedly for the umpteeth time, is asked about her weight and how she feels about it: "Pretty much everyone I know, no matter what size, is trying some system. Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.' Where does it end? Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought. But I am weirdly healthy, so I don't beat myself up about it — it wouldn't help, and I don't want to pass that on to my girls."

It's not the first time that Sofia Vergara's fiance Nick Loeb was slapped with allegations of general dickishness, but it is worse than we thought: "He's treating Sofia more like a bank cash machine than a bride-to-be," says a source close to the couple, adding that Loeb wants to control Vergara's money and career and she's such a trusting, loving person that she can't see it. "Some of Sofia's friends think she's about to make the biggest mistake of her life." [Radar Online]

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Rihanna and Chris Brown have a duet on her new album Unforgivable called "Nobodies Business." I'll give you three guesses what that is about, and if you actually need three guesses, get the hell off my lawn and away from my snacks. [Us Weekly]

Jennifer Lopez says she did not, in fact, fire a hotel maid in Germany for asking for an autograph, which the maid claimed in a German tabloid called Bild. J. Lo tweeted: "C'mon thought you knew me better than this.. Would never get anyone fired over an autograph. 1st I heard of this was on twitter.#hurtful" Well, yeah, I believed it. Sorry, Jenny. [E!]

New Les Mis trailer for all you dorks.

A naked, pregnant Sienna Miller posed for a painting and heeeeeere it is. [HuffPo]

Daniel Day Lewis went to get lunch with his Lincoln hair. Derpty doo. [Daily Mail]

Harry Styles has an unfinished tattoo on his arm that says "Things I Can't," which is incidentally how I feel about this post because oh my God I have the worst hangover ever. [Daily Mail]

Britney Spears will return to the judges table for the next season of The X-Factor. [Entertainmentwise]

Scarlett Johansson on playing Janet Leigh in Hitchcock: "You have got to be brave, get into the shower, and face Anthony Hopkins as Hitchcock jabbing you in the face with a 12-inch kitchen knife. As much as Anthony Hopkins is a pussycat, he's terrifying. Maybe I watched Silence of the Lambs too many times when I was a kid. Maybe I was having some flashbacks." [Digital Spy]