The president's latest message about his handling of Hurricane Maria is quite possibly the worst string of words he's ever assembled.Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: bit.ly/ColbertFRclipFor more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: bit.ly/1AKISnRWatch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: bit.ly/1Puei40Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: on.fb.me/1df139YFollow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: bit.ly/1dMzZzGFollow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: bit.ly/1JlGgzwFollow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: bit.ly/29wfREjFollow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: bit.ly/29DVvtRWatch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS.Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: bit.ly/12rLxgeGet new episodes of shows you love across devices the next day, stream live TV, and watch full seasons of CBS fan favorites anytime, anywhere with CBS All Access. Try it free! bit.ly/1OQA29B---The Late Show with Stephen Colbert is the premier late night talk show on CBS, airing at 11:35pm EST, streaming online via CBS All Access, and delivered to the International Space Station on a USB drive taped to a weather balloon. Every night, viewers can expect: Comedy, humor, funny moments, witty interviews, celebrities, famous people, movie stars, bits, humorous celebrities doing bits, funny celebs, big group photos of every star from Hollywood, even the reclusive ones, plus also jokes.

You know what they call someone who has glib and charm, and uses their smooth words and character to get people to really like and believe them, in order to get their malevolent way? That's called a sociopath. Also known as "Obama".

.John Cook Australia 🇦🇺. Out just now February 2019 . Donald Trump is not an American born citizen . He was adopted into the Trump family to be used as a tax scam. . Yes his actual birth place was Chernobyl and this is where he became exposed to radiation poisoning. This is a debilitating disease and causes many strange symptoms. Skin discoloring,small hands bald head patches and for some weird reason not to be able to tell the truth. Illiteracy and very low IQ levels are always prevalent. Some patients have been known to claim that they know everything about everything. Some even declare themselves to be genius. Don’t let them anywhere near cats 🐈 as they are also grabbers of pussies .

+Mark Maben "About 220 offenders - among them pastors, ministers, Sunday school teachers, deacons and church volunteers - have been convicted or have taken plea deals, with dozens of cases still pending. Nearly 100 are still in prison, according to state and federal records. Dozens of others made plea deals and served no time. More than 100 are registered sex offenders, and some have returned to the pulpit. At least 35 church pastors, employees and volunteers who exhibited predatory behavior were still able to find jobs at churches"

+Mark Maben how many more do you want? And don't tell me about that charlatan from Texas, Osteen. Or Creflo Dollar or Franklin Graham or any of those prosperity preachers whose only concern is passing the collection plate.

Ate you serious? Please tell me this is a just a joke. I cut off all American media bot long after trump took office and only saw this because my wife sent it to me. America please stop this man before the whole world thinks your all as dumb as him.

So kids I can't put food on table or roof over your head because we support a useless wall, that you lied about saying mexico will pay for it when I'm forcing American people by keeping them hostage and taking there paycheck

I want you to know something little man those things walking around you are glorious designs of mine you treat them like pawns I am the chess master and you can’t out play the Chess master so fix yourself I have so many ways to get around you you’re middle name is a j so I find your temperature very very adorable your picking a match with the game you set the difficulty I am god level you’ll meet the other levels. Secretary level. Butler level. Officer level. Senator level. President level. I am God level. There’s an infinite enumerable levels between us. Pick the one that you can handle because nobody can out handle God. Creation.

I really love Colbert's new look - he should have kept it. The suit is STYLISH! Love the color palette and how it matches his beard. He should have splurged on a new pair of not-brown specs and that would have made the look perfect. Looking like this, he gives off an 'Iron Man' vibe. And RD rocks as Iron Man 😚

Hearing her talking about the water coming up her shins reminds me of the way to tell the difference between Pros and Poetry. It is a simple verse."There was a little girl, who was really just a Runt. She was standing in the water that reached up to her knees".That is Pros. When the water get's deeper it will become poetry.

I knew about Obama at the same time i knew about social network like Facebook and Twitter (i’m young lol). At the time, i wish the politicians in my country were that cool, or at least cool enough to have social network account. Then there’s Trump, i’m like i’m okay now, they’re cool

Trump is not wrong Total fatalities: 3,057 not just in Puerto Rico but in over 20 locations some of them not even us territories. Under Bush They Evan Show the US casualties divided. 1,836 totalNot including Haiti or the DR unlike the 3,057 which does.

Despite the fact, that this is something everybody should be ashamed of, i wanna bring something different up...I'm from germany, but i always like, when there are jokes about germans and when there's somebody trying to speak german or is imitating an accent, to pretend being german 😂It's funny as hell and i don't feel insulted or offended by that...don't stop that 😄 🤗We have enough idiots in our country, that still claim this is a german only place and they're extremely proud being german...those morons really need to get rid of thoughts like that and start gettin' easy & funny again...mostly about themselves...😤If you can't laugh about yourself, you better get lost...and don't start or join any serious conversation, where sarcastic comments may pop up...🤗 ...thanx...i know, this was out of context...

Well...there IS a difference between died in/during the hurricane and died from the conditions which resulted from the hurricane. Many people died from THE EFFECTS of the hurricane but not actually DURING the hurricane. This distinction is beyond the miniscule reasoning powers of President Turnip.

Republicans & Democrats.... Like its the new age *Bloods & Crips* (only WORSE) 🙇 RealityTV/SoapOpera... I don't really follow politics but I do have opinions. 🙅So I did vote. I tried to vote AGAINST him tho 🙅 . Not necessarily cuz I wanted Hilary, I just didn't want HIM❗ (It work when I voted against Romney) Look what happend last time we had a Republican President 🙄 I was worried😟. Republicans always seem to wanna argue if that can't convince every1 to agree wit them. 😕 Maybe next election he'll go away. Or maybe he'll rig that 1 too. 🙄 C how Hilary didn't get all butt hurt when she lost.... 🤔 I bet if roles were reversed he'd b asking for a recount from every state. I think its bullsh!t too that it looked like they didnt even finish counting them in Michigan. 😒

I went to Puerto Rico this past august. A few people died in the hurricane and A lot of other people died do to no electricity. I you're an elderly person living in 100 degree weather with no air conditioner and fan you'll drop dead too.

U can't actually believe that all those animals we're rounded up & put in 1 boat... Dude it woulda been a feeding frenzy. & how would they get all those animals from all over the world? The ark is 1 of the least believed stories ain't it? Did u kno that libraries keep bibles in the fiction section. I'm jus saying, don't b mad just cuz I don't agree wit u & don't call me ne names either. I don't go calling ppl out there name & I'd appreciate if ppl wouldn't do it to me. I'm just saying, cuz this is the comment section & that's what its for. Ppl shouldn't go around telling ppl to repent n sh!t. Ppl r obviously gonna do what they want. I jus look at it as , sum ppl add up all the *facts* & then theres others, who like their willful ignorance. Who is ne1else to b judging others?

Maybe I’m being naive - but isn’t this PROOF that he is mentally unstable??? There is SO much proof that he’s either got dementia (Apologizing that Melania couldn’t be there, & forgetting that his own wife is standing right behind him?!😳), mental illness or both? I did a narcissistic personality disorder test for him I found online - & he displays every single symptom almost daily - On video for all to see!! WHY is this freak still in the WH???!!

I knew Drump would clash with General Madison. Mad Dog is an idol to Marines and we represent honor courage and commitment. Marines follow a strict code of morals logic and ethics. Not to be concerned with our incompetent president and his divisiveness and hate rhetoric. United we stand tall.

I hate it when he lies, and his fans eat it all up. He can and does say very outrageous things and his fans believe it. He should be president to ALL Americans but several times in every speech he dies and makes things up about "the Democrats" Who he says has a new position, the "No borders policy"! He is president to only republicans, and wants to get id of Democrats and people who are less white than blue eyed blonds.The proposed GOP budget for the coming year is going to cut Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security by "a whole lot of money " so they can justify giving the richest people another big tax break. I don't know by how many millions or thousands $$.On top of that it is proposed that people who take prescription narcotics to be limited to the equivalent of 20 milligrams a day, not near enough to be of much help, millions of people who suffer from severe chronic pain-including Veterans, so expect to see a steep rise in suicides.