Okay... After reading some of the comments, I just want to enlighten some of you on a few things.

1) Bragging about your sex life on the internet is about retarded. I realize you are trying to get other people to think you are actually worth something, but let's face it. You're not.
2) Talking about your sex life on the internet, but with the "intention" of not bragging is equally retarded. "Oh, hurr hurr, I didn't know 2 hours was a long time! That's how long I had sex my first time!" Shut up. No it's not. Basically, it's still going to make you sound like a douche that doesn't know what they're talking about.
3) Keep that **** to yourself. There is absolutely NOTHING impressive about your sex life. Even if you think there is, there isn't. Plus no one really cares.
4) If something FUNNY happened during sex, then that would be something worth sharing. For instance, one time when me and my girlfriend were having sex, her chihuahua started licking my leg. See what I did there? I didn't claim to be lasting longer that anyone. Nor did I mention my premature ejaculation (oops). All that you know about me is that I have sex with my girlfriend, and her chihuahua has a strange fetish for my hairy leg.
5) ‎"What sexuality you are is not the most interesting thing about you. Your personality and the person you are is much more interesting." - Hugh Jackman
6) Instead of trying to impress people on the internet with your BS stories, try making them laugh instead. Or enlighten them with new information. Or try to help someone instead who might be ignorant on the whole sex scene.
7) Any of you who are getting discouraged about not lasing more than an hour, don't worry about it. I didn't have sex prior to this year. Hell yeah I sucked my first time. And I'm not super great still, but at least I'm trying to improve... I have a girlfriend that loves me regardless of my poor performance. She knows I'm inexperienced, but she also knows I'm putting in effort.

way to go the other way with the whole bragging about your sex life, buddy! by the end of that i was starting to feel like you were letting go of some really deep-seated concerns. don't worry, i'm sure your performance is at least average!

I wouldn't be able to talk about my sex life even if I wanted to, being that I haven't begun one. Does anybody know where I can buy a cheap one? I looked all over the AH, and even asked in trade chat. Nobody is willing to sell theirs.

It sucks that some people are unable to have something that they really, really want.
For a lot of people that are virgins, they want sex, but are unable to get it...
For the most part, it is their own fault. Whether it be from standards that were set too high, not understanding how to flirt/pick up girls, or other reasons, they are still able to FIX it and get laid if they really wanted to.
Now there is a lot of ****** advice out there, so these people are usually just lost and don't know who to listen to, or quite frankly, how the **** to get a girl in bed with them.
To be honest, all you have to do is try. Just ******* try. Persistence. Try and fail, but every time you will learn another way NOT to score with a chick. Eventually you will figure out how it works.

So basically what pissed me off is when guys (mainly) complain about the ******* friend zone. Honestly, grow the **** up. You have the tools to fix your damn problem, stop trying to get spoon-fed vagina and go earn it like a ******* man.

Yeah but I know what you're saying with number 7 I'm pretty inexperienced myself my current girlfriend is the only one I've had sex with when I was 18 (I'm 19 now b day was Saturday :D) and I usually don't go more then 15-20 minutes but she still orgasms so it's fine but still working on getting better. It can be really discouraging I've had more then 1 mental cock block before, it's rough especially when she's really in the mood.

1) I'm playing video games without her
2) She's had between 1 sip and 6 beverages of alcohol (anything past that is just sloppy)
3) After I finish a workout. Come the **** on, really? I'm dead ass tired and sweaty. Keep you filthy succubus hands away from me.
4) After I've been gone all day.
5) Anytime I have other **** to do (like study for finals)
6) Anytime between midnight and 3am when I have something important the next morning.

This is a philosophy that should be consider in most "bragging" cases. Like the yesterday I was in the comment section of a humon post about girls in the UK having higher voices. I twitched a little at the failed subtle bragging of a girl being a "gamer girl". She said she didn't think she have a high voice because she was a "tomboy" and "gamer girl" (I play games myself, but who the **** refers to themselves as A GAMER GIRL).
It's like you said, you mention the funny, interesting, relevant info, but why say something like that? Just taking away the "girl" part would've done a difference, though it's still pretty messy cause I don't see how being a gamer affects your voice.
I don't really believe in the term Gamer Girl or whatever. Cause if you're a gamer, that's it. You don't need to verify gender, that's just making the diffrence bigger when there really is none.

Sorry I don't know why it bothers me so much I think it's just cause I don't like people widening the gender sterotype cleft. It's the same when Im playing LoL, or whatever the game(There's ragers errywhere), and someone insults someone like "Imma cut off your pea sized dick", and they reply with a "hehehee, but you can't cause Im a girl ;)".
Ugh.. It's a insult made in a fit of rage, it's not like they're actually going to do so why bother? And if they do come to yor house to do that SUPRISE MOFO SUPRISE!

I approve of this post. Shows how everyone can not be a douche in today's society (which seems inevitable). Also the story was funny too.

However I do not have a story to share because I'm a virgin, and my gf is too, we're both planning to wait until the right time to have it. Like marriage. Or past 6 months into the relationship. Go figure.

I waited until I was 22. My current GF is who I lost it to. I received a LOT of offers since I was about 17 or so... It was very hard waiting that long, but I'm glad I did. Some people are vigrins by choice. Most females in my experience (at least not the ****** ones, since I tend to date more intelligent people) actually loved the fact that I was a virgin... Obviously you have a gf now so you don't need to worry about it. But to everyone else, don't be afraid to tell people that **** ! Don't lie about having sex. Because if you're a virgin then have sex, and suck. She won't care as much. If you LIE... then she'll think you just suck in general.

eeeeexactly. She prefers to wait and for me to wait, and loves the fact that I am a virgin still, despite all the temptation that has been bombarded my way (ex's, skanks, 12 year old hoes [which are a thing, I've asked my younger brother and he agrees with that statement], etc.) and personally sex is not the main course of the relationship. if you're just in a relationship for sex then its going to fail when either member is dissatisfied. I prefer to call sex the "side dish" of a healthy relationship.

I've written things on here before that has hopefully enlightened some people.

I don't intent on changing every user's mind on certain things. Let's face it, most people on this site are kids and/or idiots. But maybe someone will see it and think, "oh yeah, maybe I should stop acting like that. This guy seems to know what he's talking about"