Not playing those Love Games

12/04/2009

Lady Gaga has binned her next single because it's so unbelievably filthy that the record buying public would be too shocked to buy it, according to The Sun.

Because her first two singles and album have all hit number one, she didn't want to risk LoveGame (not featuring Old Greg, unfortunately, but featuring the lyric 'I want to take a ride on your disco stick') being banned like it was by curtain twitching moralists in Australia. So instead she's releasing Paparazzi instead.

'For your first two UK singles to go to No1 is amazing and we would like to try and carry that on,' said one of her flunkies.