This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]

Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]

Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]

Joan Rivers launched A web show in which she interviews celebrities in bed without the constraints or supervision from a censor. This also reduces the man power and cost of bleeping her every 3 minutes or so.

The idea of this show was launched on the first episode of the current season of “Joan and Melissa: Joan Knows Best”. Now we cant help but notice that this show is heavily scripted and not sure if only 5% of the show maybe real reality, but so what?? Who cares! I love Joan Rivers and can close a blind eye to the scripted scenes. Well one for example is that Joan was climbing into Melissa’s bed at 3:00 am where she was supposedly afraid from the previous earthquake and wanted to discuss how to prepare for an emergency. The big giveaway that this was completely scripted was that Joan and Melissa were full on in makeup and hair and when Melissa was woken up, she had no drool down her chain..

In this episode, Joan and Sarah talk about female comedians being funny, dating talk show hosts, going under the bed covers, and more!

The hilarious comedian Nick Kroll, from FX’s “The Leauge” and the new Comedy Central series “Kroll Show”, hops into Bed With Joan this week. They discuss the “rich tough” streets of New York, varying amounts of immigrant workers, making a living as a comedian, and more!

Kelly Osbourne jumps into Bed With Joan, where they discuss pubic hair electricity, being a politically active British citizen in America, and pooping on a tour bus. PLUS: Melissa gets in the hot seat and dishes what she likes and hates about Joan!