After two long years, we're back! Things are discussed. Crazy characters come a knockin. And old dynamics are re-established. But is this finally the end or is it the beginning of a new era? You be the judge!

Holy crap! What a blow out episode! It's a full extrava-ganza! We talk about comic con. We talk about this. We talk about that. I don't care about episode discriptions! Who needs em anyway?! Not me! Check this episode out! Step right up! Someone else write this! I don't want to write this! Someone else do it!

In this amazing episode, the fantastic Ryan Quincy sits in and shares his perspective on casting Justin over Ryan in the role of "Chris" on his new IFC animated show "Out There". We also discuss his 15 years spent on South Park, the grueling schedule, and how he got involved with the show.

Justin reveals the truth behind everything you’ve ever known. An incredible discovery about mankind and the end of the Mayan calendar and everything all rolled into one. Forget about it. Might as well just forget about it.

Jackie spills all kinds of alcohol everywhere.

Huge thanks to Ryan Quincy for sitting in, and for the amazing episode art!

In this fantastic episode, Justin Ryan and Jackie talk about all sorts of stuff! You wouldn't even believe all the things they discuss! Some of the topics include: Ryan's voice acting career! Justin's skinned knees! Jackie's philanthropy! Justin's new pet!

Pendleton Ward and show favorite Kent Osborne sit in on this delightful episode of GVP! Smith Harrison our announcer took care of making sure this episode is safe for all audiences by censoring the explicit content within! He might have missed a few spots though, so beware. Actually, I wouldn't risk listening if you're under 17 years of age JUST to be on the safe side.

Thanks to Pen Ward and Natasha Allegri for the episode art!

Thanks to Ryan Elder for the new Kent's Closet theme! Thanks to Krocky Meshkin for the Psychici abilities beats!

As always, thanks to our announcer Smith Harrison for helping guide us toward the light side the best he can.

What an episode! Ryan revisits his old stand up days and performs what he remembers from his ancient set for jackie. Justin relives his recent cancer scare and MRI. Jackie takes a dump in Ryan's face on mike. Suck my balls!

Ohhhh boy oh boy! A new episode! We're back and feel horrible for taking such a long break. Jackie discusses her christmas experience, Justin rants about a few things, and Ryan is dating a black girl! We're just warming up with this one, expect a new episode at LEAST once a month from now on. Good lordy lordy. Eat your veggies and cream!

Huge thanks to Kali Fontechio for this week's amazing episode art. Huge thanks to Smith Harrison out announcer! Check out his link!

We really dialed into the bottom of the issue in this new episode of GVP. Female substitute co-host Marisa Pinson sits in. Ryan talks about how badly he wants to fuck Child Murderer Casey Anthony. All sorts of other shit happens. Download it now!

Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman sits in on the show! We discuss all kinds of things, including his rise to power and the exclusive reveal of brand new walking dead character "Flooobers." You'll be thrilled to learn more about all of this. You won't be able to wait to check it out.

Special guest Chris Tallman sits in and shares a bit about his career, his strange life as a husband and father, but also does a great job of interviewing Jackie, Justin, and Ryan! Justin discusses his feelings about Minecraft's parent company "Mojang".

Rapper "Psychic Abilities" stops by to perform some of his newest songs live in the studio.

Special thanks to Chris Piers for this weeks episode art! Thanks to Krocky Meshkin for the new rap beats! Thanks again to Msarge for the minecraft server!!!

1. brand new Nintendo 3DS system, 2. Framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles (art actually used in an episode) 3. A date with Jackie (if Jackie approves and you can provide your own transportation and accommodations.)

Second prize gets to pick from the two prizes still left after First place picks.

Third place gets the last prize standing. (If that prize is a date with Jackie and she opts out or you can't or don't want that, there will be ANOTHER framed original art asset from Mr. Sprinkles as an alternate prize.)

DEADLINE FOR ENTRY: MARCH 25th 2011

1. Find your favorite audio clip from any GVP episode you want. (The clip can be as short as you want, but TRY to keep it around THREE minutes in length. Don't sweat it if you go over by a bit.) If you need to edit the audio, go for it, but don't butcher it or you won't stand a chance at winning.

2. Create some visuals to accompany your chosen audio clip. (Photos, full animation, live action footage, clay animation, whatever you want. Just create some visual component to the audio that enhances it the audio) The closer it seems that the visual component matches the audio the better.

3. Post your final video on YOUTUBE and then link it on the Grandma's Virginity Facebook page! If you don't understand facebook, then just post your video on YOUTUBE and email us a link at grandmasvirginity@gmail.com

4. Justin, Ryan, Jackie, Abed, Kent Osborne, and maybe Dan Harmon will narrow down the finalists and eventually pick a winner! Second and third place will also get some INSANE prize but we haven't figured that out yet.

PRO TIP: Be creative. The more work you put in, the better chance you'll have at winning. I don't want to tell you how to play the game, but a fully animated mario cuddling on Jackie's lap is a great place to start!!!!1111

ALSO, just because the deadline is March 25th doesn't mean you can't post one tomorrow! No limit on how many you can make! Make 100 if you want! What do we care?! It probably won't strengthen your odds any!

Sarah Silverman stops by for some talk, Ryan and Justin tell stories of traumatic events from their childhood, Jackie talks about her love of shit and farts (much to the disgust of Ryan and Justin), Kent Osborne stops by for another installment of "Kent's Kloset" and a bunch more. Episode 20! We did it!

Thanks to Sophie Kipner for her episode art,

Thanks to our announcer Smith Harrison for being a great announcer, and all around wonderful fellow.

FOUR LOKO!!! Special guest Kent Osborne visits the show to talk about TBS Movie Lounge, "Mumblecore", Spongebob Squarepants, and most importantly, his sexcapades! Abed gives us an updateus on his life. We discuss and drink Four Loko, and a whole lot more! This is our longest episode yet! Two and a half hours!!

It's episode 14! Hold on to your straps! Super Mario stops by, Ryan complains a lot about his looks and women. Seriously, most of this episode is Ryan complaining about how attractive he is and how hard it is for him to meet women. Seriously, you'll love it! You'll eat it up!

Thanks to ME (Justin) for the episode art, and to our wonderful announcer Smith Harrison for his silky smooth announcer work.