Rejected Breakfast Cereal Mascots

The Official Rejected Breakfast Cereal Mascot Archive

Monday, May 16, 2005

Number 15 In An Ongoing Series

Simon the Psychedelic Salmon

“Like, dude, I've been inside my mind, and looked out on the other side of my soul. It's a dark place man, full of strange whirly thingies... like, don't look too hard man or you'll get lost in the forest of your mind. And, um, eat some cereal or something...”

Although it seemed the best of all possible worlds for Wacky Flakes, Simon was quietly fired after a public appearance where he mistook a young autograph seeker for a large grizzly bear and began to scream in Hebrew. He currently lives in Humboldt County, California, in a tent on the Grizzly Creek Redwoods park. He used to follow Phish around, and still actually believes that the band plays for him, in his head, every night.