Meshac, go back to where you are coming from. You and I cannot sleep together in this room tonight. She responded from the bedroom.

Aba please open the door and let me explain things to you. I pleaded.

She ignored my plea. I had no option than to sleep behind the door till morning.

I was still deeply asleep when I felt someone pouring something on me.

I quickly woke up with a loud scream.

What is that? Aba, what have you poured on me? I asked in fear.

Smell it for yourself Meshac. She responded and walked out on me into the room.

Jeeeezzzz! So Aba has the guts to pour urine on me? I won’t take this, never! I walked into the room in anger and pounced on Aba.

She struggled with me and turned me down on the floor.

At a point, I thought 100 tigers had pounced on me.

Aba gave me the perfect beatings of my life. I la!d down on the floor in pain.

Meshac, what were you thinking? That you can beat me? You must be kidding!

Today is your initiation day into the world of boxing, so I have spared you.

The next time you try that nonsense, you will swim in faeces. She bushily threatened.

Aba, I only decided to romantically handle you, if not, you wouldn’t be here bragging. I shamefully responded.

No wonder this lady raggy talks. She is a village girl with village strength. I thought.

I managed to walk into the bathroom to bath and step out since I was on annual leave from work.

When I finished and was stepping out, Aba confronted me.

Meshac, where do you think you are going to? She asked.

Aba, I think I am having an internal bleeding so I am going to the hospital. I responded.

Mesh I am sorry for any pain I have just caused you, please forgive me. She calmly and shamefully apologised.

Because of the love I have for you Aba, I hold nothing against you. I forgave you before you thought of apologizing. I responded in pretence.

Thanks my love. Please go to the hospital and come. I will be here waiting. She responded.

I walked out and headed to Frimpong’s house.

Even though we agreed on an afternoon visit, I had to break the agreement because I was desperate to get Aba off my shoulders.

When I got to the house, I saw a beautiful sexy lady, brown in complexion, long legged, pointed nose, silky hair and bright round eyeballs in the sitting room watching news on the television.
I could neither talk nor move. I stood motionlessly staring at her from head to toe.
Gentleman who are you? And what do you want here? She asked with a smooth banana voice.

Her voice was as smooth as a tomato puree, no lumps, no nothing.

Hello, am I talking to someone? Please whom are you looking for? She asked again.

She sounded as if she was singing a cool music. Treble tone and slurring on point.