Honda's ASIMO Goes to Disneyland!

Honda has a robot named ASIMO (Advanced Step in Innovative MObility) that is coming to Disneyland. ASIMO will get his own show in Tomorrowland that will display his awesome powers.

The show will have ASIMO accompanying a live host and exhibit how he can "act as a servile companion to those most in need of physical assistance."

Back in college, ASIMO visited my campus and let me tell you, he is both awesome and king of the robots. This thing can do most anything a man can, but comes armed with the cold unfeeling heart of a mechanical being. This makes ASIMO extremely dangerous.

In a few years, ASIMO will be sitting on his throne made from the bones of humanity, reflecting on this day, but he will feel nothing beacuse he is a robot.