Come back! Rescue me from the manboobzers! Now that they know I am secretly against them, I fear they will write limericks against me and I will lose my right to deposit my sainted relics in the Orléans Cathedral upon my demise.

My torment has started. I fear that the extremely FAT green monster kirbyshark has already begun building the bonfire I will be roasted upon, atop a pyre of chemically-treated doritos. Come back and SAVE ME.

Saint Cloudiah, whose servants are gassing up my Bugatti Veyron Super Sports car so that I can avoid the coming horde of boobzers

I bet Pell will come back with another pseudonym. After all, he started posting as Jane after he made a complete and total fool of himself. Now that he’s been shown to be an idiot as Jane, he’ll create a third persona to whine about how we’re all being so mean to Pell and Jane, who are totally awesome people and one hundred percent honest.

All I can say is that those so called limericks sound like something a retarded kid would write but then females have no sense of humour. A man slipping on a banana peel and breacking his back though would have them in stitches.

I haven’t even spayed the cats yet! All I do is pet them and play with them and assemble cat trees for them and feed them special grain-free food and teach them about the mysteries of the QWERTY keyboard. That last was probably a mistake.

@Viscaria
Myths, that women use sexual flirtation to get free stuff from men? Oh. OK. Yeah, like I’m a man, I know oodles of men, and guess what? Men pay.

Can we stop the bullshit denial crap. I know you’ve all seen the video of the girl milking 800 to 1200 dollars a month out of men in NYC. She and her girlfriends keep a spreadsheet so they won’t milk the same cow twice.

So ya see, when ya say women aren’t like that. It’s lip service. Go to any bar and there’ll be at least one woman there who doesn’t even have a purse, but she’s got a drink. Hell, go to a Texas steak house and there’ll be a woman at the bar with no purse and a drink.

When will you stop denying this inherent flaw in women.

Just as men have flaws that are specific to men, so do women. You have no problem pointing out mens flaws, but you’re all horrfied when a man points out your flaws. And when one of your flaws are pointed out by a man like me, the response is always, misogynist.”

Kindly, get it through your head there are members of both sexes who are arseholes. Sure, there are women who are manipulative little shits and there are men who are the same. None of this is restricted to either sex. We have no “inherent flaws” we are all flawed individuals and our flaws are individual. Stop trying to put real people into stereotypes when NONE of us fit.

I left the Church when my own congregation started saying things that were polar opposites of the things Jesus preached and the way he behaved. They’d become insensitive, grasping, started to preach “the theology of success” and started victim blaming. There was no way I could stay around and continue to try and work with them.

Jesus saved the life of the woman caught in adultery, when she would certainly have been stoned without his interfereance. He encouraged female apostles, he protected them when male apostles started pushing them around. Most rabbis didn’t accept woman apostles. He spoke kindly and respectfully to the Samaritan woman at the well, even though she’d broken every rule in the book, was Samaritan, and was female. A traditional Jewish man would have done none of this. While he probably wasn’t feminist in the way we would term it, he was much more relaxed than many people were.

You know, I’d hate to be a cynic, and all… But I’m beginning to suspect that Jane maybe doesn’t have some truly magnificent ungoogleable questions for kirbywarp that will prove the veracity of all of her and Pell’s claims, who by the way are two different individuals who just happen to have exactly the same writing style and inability to mark off quotes. But it can’t be true, can it? Surely, she would not have toyed with our emotions so!

You know what? Pell’s probably been taking her to some fancy restaurants that we peons couldn’t afford to go to, and that’s why she keeps disappearing when she’s asked to actually put forward her challenge. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

I think you live in my area, if I recall the forum stuff right. If you are indeed into vidya games, I have an old NES and Mario games that hasn’t had anyone to play with for ever so long, on account of I am pretty much a social gamer only. I will happily take gaming with you over creepyass Pell.

(Also, Kirby is the only character I have any proficiency with in Smash Bros.)

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