I actually did it.

Ok, well first, you must not have read my post on the previous page. I don’t have time to pump in the morning… I guess by in the morning I’m referring to the time between when I get up and the time I leave to go to work. Luckily I have a job where time for slacking off is readily available, so I am now going to be putting in time throughout the entire day to PE at work. I don’t mean I’m going to PE all day at work, but maybe once an hour I’ll go to the bathroom and put my clamps on, then return to my desk… or maybe I’ll spend ten minutes in the bathroom doing bends or something. So, I might not get anything done as soon as I wake up, but once I’m at work I’ll get plenty done.

If you feel that pumping is really that important, maybe I’ll try to get up an extra ten minutes early to do some pumping.

Oh ya… I’m quite the opposite of your parrot :P.

I am sure you are nothing like my bird, because if you were you would definitely be in some kind of a prison. It is just your name that reminded me of my bird. Isn’t going to be hard to get erections in front of your co-worker’s, and won’t they notice a huge bulge in your pants when you walk back to your desk with a couple clamps on with that prodigious dick you carry?

I can’t even walk around in my boxers around my house any more with a flaccid, because I am afraid my family will notice a difference.

I’m planning on basically holding my cock through my pocket to the side while walking back to my desk… I figure this should solve the problem. If not I’ll carry some paper with me and hold it over the area too, lol. It’s possible it won’t work, in which case I’ll do some bending in the bathroom or something, but I’m gonna try it.

As far as getting erections in front of coworkers, I’m gonna do it in the bathroom stall, so it’s not a problem. I’ve done uli’s in there before.

01-06-2009, 03:29 PM

daxEND_Mas

Congrats, great progress!

01-06-2009, 04:23 PM

Clubber

Originally Posted by Mick

I’m planning on basically holding my cock through my pocket to the side while walking back to my desk… I figure this should solve the problem. If not I’ll carry some paper with me and hold it over the area too, lol. It’s possible it won’t work, in which case I’ll do some bending in the bathroom or something, but I’m gonna try it.

As far as getting erections in front of coworkers, I’m gonna do it in the bathroom stall, so it’s not a problem. I’ve done uli’s in there before.

You will think of something clever, so no one will notice. The thing is with me, it would be hard for me to maintain an erection in the presence of everybody around me.

Earlier in this thread you mentioned how you’d watch porn for an hour online with a clamp. Then you described admiring your tail while doing bends and squeezes without really paying attention to the minutes.

I also saw that you bend at 90% erection?

Could you describe how you do bends with this level of erection and squeezes?

I want to give it a try. Sounds like it’s doing wonders for you.

01-07-2009, 07:57 AM

Mick

Very odd occurrence here.

Ok, so like I said in either this thread or another one going on now (forget where I posted it), I’ve stopped PE for a couple days. I was worried at first cause I lost a lot of my temporary gains really fast (likely mostly skin swelling or something like that), but after the first day or two I haven’t lost anything, and have actually gone slightly back up. I’m measuring between 6.3 and like 6.4 depending on when I measure. If I don’t lose anything else, this will mean I’ve gained like 1/8 or 3/16 of an inch in girth in the past month… what from I have no idea.

I really hope I’m not speaking too soon cause that would suck. It’s weird, because recently I haven’t been measuring any biggest post-workout or the day after a workout than I normally do, but this time when I took a break it seems like most of my gains stayed.

So yes, I’ve been doing some very intense orange bends. I do them anywhere between maybe 25% and 45% erect, and I squeeze really really hard with my bending hand to get a really good stretch. I generally put my hands between my legs and squeeze with my legs too, to get more force and to make it easier on my hands. I hold one of these for two minutes (it gets tiring) at three spots along my penis (at the base, middle and end) on the top of my cock as well as on both sides (so that’s nine bends total). After three bends I generally do a ten minute clamp to reinforce the flaccid stuff I’ve done, then continue the orange bends.

So, like I said in my other post, I don’t know if this produces a better quality girth or what, because the orange bends don’t produce as much expansion as other exercises, but the girth seems to stay better.

Again though, I may have spoken too soon, but I’m not waiting longer than tomorrow night to start PEing again.

Hopefully if I start going super hardcore like I planned I won’t fuck up the gains I might have just made.

01-07-2009, 08:09 AM

vagabund

Mick,

Can you be more specific about how you do your O bends? I’d like to give them a try.

Also, check your measuring tape against a flat ruler. I noticed that measuring tapes can either shrink or expand. I had that happen to me and it really pissed me off. I think it happens from getting the tape wet from measuring a lubed up dick. Then you wash the tape and viola, it might affect its accuracy.

Just trying to help.

01-07-2009, 09:17 AM

Mick

Vagabund,

Can you be more specific about what you want me to describe? Lol, sorry… just not sure which parts to explain in more detail.

Well fuck, I hope that’s not the case. I’m gonna have to check that out.

01-07-2009, 09:25 AM

vagabund

Mick,

Yeah, do you have a clamp hand at the base and then a clamping hand squeezing from the top when you bend it? How far does your dick bend at that erection level? Do you get the thing to fold 180 degrees or what would you estimate? Do you have any telltale signs that indicate you’re getting a good bend in?

I never seemed to gain from them before but so many people swear by them. I must be doing them wrong. That’s why I asked for specifics. But in a general sense. Yes, I see how ridiculous my question was.

Hope the tape grew and your dick along with it.

01-07-2009, 10:29 AM

Mick

Ok, basically get around say 30% or 40% erect (I really have no idea which is better, less or more, all I know is that you do need at least some level of erection for these to work). Then I clamp one hand at the base basically as hard as I can, or at least so that I feel no blood will get out. You can grab anywhere else along the shaft you like with your other hand as long as you bend the right spot, i.e. you could grab the head if you wanted, but as long as the bend happens at the base of your penis it’s fine. Yes, I bend as far as I can, which is about 180 degrees (the bend is not stopped due to overbending, but the fact that you literally can’t bend past 180 degrees because your cock bends back onto itself). At this erection level there’s really no resistance in bending so far.

Ok I just thought of something to describe how I bend my cock. Pretend you want to bend a metal bar. You’re going to grab each end of the bar and sort of try to force them together to put pressure on the bending point. That’s kind of what I try to do… really press back with my bending hand to try to get a really good stretch at the bend. It feels actually just kind of like the tunica is stretching. It is a mild pain… very very bearable. You should make sure that you’re stretching your tunica rather than your skin though. I generally push my skin back so I have excess skin between my hands so it doesn’t get stretched, because that to me actually hurts and is unpleasant.

So, try what I just said and also experiment with different ways of bending and erection levels. Try to get a tiny feeling of pain like your tunica is actually being stretched. Actually now that I think of it, the feeling is similar to stretching a muscle.

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