Who struck out five times today?
Teixiera did it, bringing us tears.
Who batted like he was a clown?
Teixiera did it, bringing no cheers.

For a player that depresses you,
Here’s the only thing to do,
Just look for the three-ring sign
And ask the man for Ballantine!
.For more Yankee creativity, check out David blog, Pseudo-Intellectualism.
And remember, the laws of your community are enforced for your protection. Obey them.
Posted 7/5/10