The Guardian has been reporting that PSG is preparing a welcome ceremony for Neymar, bigger and more extravagant than Ibrahimovic’s arrival five years ago.

Neymar is currently down in China – fulfilling sponsor commitments. I mean that’s the ‘official word’ right 😉😉 – it’s awfully close to Qatar, the land of PSG’s absurdly wealthy owners… let you theories run wild.

“A five-year contract has been ready for several days and just needs to be signed.” – The Guardian wrote this morning.

However – there’s not a single shred of evidence which strongly suggests that Neymar has been to Qatar to have a medical with PSG. (There’s usually photos of this stuff if it happens.)

Goal has been reporting that Neymar will fly directly from China back to Spain to join his FCB teammates in their last stages of pre-season.

But that’s not to say that ‘sources’ from Paris – are still mouthing off their confidence that Neymar will join, to seemingly, anyone who will listen.