Or, welcome to my low-maintenance heck.

This photograph, taken by Reuters stringer Gleb Garanich, captures the traditional balance between government and protest succinctly. One free to act as wild and uncontrolled as desired, and one in solid control of the situation at every moment.

Of course, it helps that the Ukranian feminist group FEMEN look far more attractive (NSFW-ish) than their American counterparts, even if they are every bit as nutty.

An activist from the Ukrainian female rights organization "Femen" reacts as she stands near Interior Ministry officers during a rally near the Ukrainian government's headquarters to protest against the absence of female ministers in the Ukrainian Cabinet in Kiev, December 13, 2010. REUTERS/Gleb Garanich (UKRAINE)