What would happen if someone were to offer you a Gardevoir for $100?

Personally, I would buy it and admire my gardevoir in a completely platonic way while I hold her hand and skip along the beach. I would also thank the kind salesman for parting with such a fine piece of pokemon.

What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? And what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor gator? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to... an unknowable destiny?

Well, I'd buy her (assuming it is a her), and I'd get researchers to study the living crap out of it (without hurting it... permanently...). I'd then sell it to someone who has a strange obsession with Gardevoirs for a lot of money.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some braining to do." ~Dasbloody"I'm about 0% sure that that is correct." ~Kirdneh

Well, I'd buy her (assuming it is a her), and I'd get researchers to study the living crap out of it (without hurting it... permanently...). I'd then sell it to someone who has a strange obsession with Gardevoirs for a lot of money.

Gotta hit me up after all those test are done. I'll show her the time of her life (platonically of course).