Transcript

Panel 1

Panel 2

Beaver: "In love? But that's wonderful! You should be happy!"
Steve: "But the object of my affections loves another. She only has eyes for the guy off the Antiques Roadshow!"

Panel 3

Steve shows Beaver a photo of a girl who looks Steve only with eyelashes, lipstick and a bowtie.
Beaver: "Hmm...I can see why: He commands a lot of respect. So who's this girl that's making my buddy so blue?"
Steve: "It's Stevetta. Her beautiful visage fills my every waking thought."

Panel 4

Beaver: "Ooh - She's pretty hot. But don't worry - I think I have a plan!"