Thursday, December 21, 2006

Well, it's that time of the year again, when the joys of the holiday season are synonymous with standing in line, getting groped by Macy's store elves, and getting hugged tightly by relatives whom you hardly know who enjoy sharing stories about how you whizzed yourself when you were six.

Good times.

There are several films out there that try to show what the Holidays, and especially Christmas are really all about, but of all of them, I think this one says it best...my personal favorite:

South Park's The Spirit of Christmas. Just click play.

Warning: this is extremely offensive. Major cusswords. In fact, if you're not offended, there's something seriously wrong with you. However, this is EARLY Southpark, one of the original cartoons. This is some priceless stuff right here. If you are offended by religious humor and major cursing, please don't press play and then get pissed off at me. You have been warned.

Enjoy, and have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Groovy Kwanzaa, Happy New Year, and any other day during this Holiday Season.

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