Monday, October 05, 2009

This is some funny shit.Check out the article at Blabbermouth. Let's recap shall we?

Lita Ford is in a band with other teen girls called the Runaways. Goes solo. Has minor success until the album "Lita" spawns two hits, one with Ozzy. Marrys and divorces Chris Holmes of W.A.S.P. Marries Jim Gillette and goes back to obscurity and then disappears for 15 years to some island. Decides to come back to the music business because the world is ready for her return.

Jim Gillette was in the most ridiculous over the top glam band Nitro in the 80's. Proceeded to sell vidoetapes on how to scream like a bitch heavy metal singer a la Doug Marks guitar lessons. Marrys Lita Ford and goes back to obscurity and then disappears for 15 years on some island. Gives his blessing on Lita Ford's return coz they need the cash.

Cash to buy more featured products like what you see in that pic! Hell yes!

Seriously these two need to start a band called TMI. And I don't really want my imagination tainted with the idea of how Jim Gillette keeps in practise with his voice if ya know what I mean.

Lita Ford's cool and all but even when I met her at the Comic Con years ago she was shilling for some comics featuring her and she was dressed like a dominatrix then. I always thought she talked and looked like a biker chick, kind of masculine like.So really none of this is very surprising.

It just leaves me to wonder, after what I've described above, is there really a notion with these two that there is going to be any sort of success with her new album? Really? And based on these two pictures, who is the bitch in the family even to this day?