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Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have taken advantage of the post-exam lull by sneaking in a typically creative and imaginative motion.
The motion was passed by 19 votes to...

In the global War Against Terrorism, there are one group of combatants that refuse to give in to the Islamic Extremists who threaten to destroy their way of life: The British Holiday Maker.
With the latest tragedy in Tunisia, where 18 British sun...

Due to the current debacle at Calais, France wherein thousands of deadbeats are attempting to get to the UK in order to reach Sports Direct outlets to replenish their trainers and sportswear, lacklustre Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave has had to hast...

Police from several forces have joined together to urge people to be on the lookout for a gang of crooks after a spate of robberies, thefts and other crimes which have left thousands of people penniless and terrorized many others.
Throughout the c...

The BBC have announced their plans for a brand new taxpayer-funded radio station to hit the British airwaves.
The station, BBC Radio 0, will broadcast absolutely nothing but dead air 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
And the station's manager, Mar...

A 26 year old man who wishes to become Supreme Overlord of the universe has been stopped from building a Supreme Command Centre on his property in Northamptonshire because his garden now falls outside the village boundary.
Dark Lord Simon Smith, a...

Employers are free to take - and keep - any item from workers' lunchboxes if they think they are unhealthy or inappropriate, the government has said.
Workers were outraged last month when it emerged their scotch eggs and a Peperami were confiscate...

A man who let his neighbours get a peaceful nights sleep by failing to repeatedly play loud music has been evicted from his home.
South Tyneside Council's Anti-Social Behaviour Unit received complaints over five years regarding the behaviour of Gr...