Yeah, I worked on it while I cooked and ate. Don't get mad at me because you're a talentless hack who has to resort to the sour grapes bit to convince yourself that taking time out to make a good YTMND is not worth it. Well, that's ok I guess. The less time you spend on YTMND the more time you get to spend sucking sh*tlogs out of your boyfriends *ssh*le. Oh wait, you spend plenty of time on YTMND based on your nearly 6,000 1's. Yeah, and I'M the loser? LOL! Go back to giving your mom a blow job.

I signed up for an account just to say "You are gay",
No one cares, no one is happy for you, no one wants to here about you ruining your friendship with some girl because you want to use her for sick pleasure. I feel as if all the evil rapists in the world should come to your house (as long as your mom isn't home of course) and repeatedly victimize all the holes in your body, and the new ones that the first set of rapists create.

I imagine most people are going to either not believe you or call you names. The fact that you sat down and took the time to make a ytmnd about it leaves no doubt in my mind that you are telling the truth. However, would she have wanted you to post this? Such an intimate moment should be kept secret, don't you think?

my god. go outside and do somthing... maybe play a boardgame at a friends house. idk, go feel up your girlfriend some more. just leave YTMND out of it, please. 2 for effort. -3 for bringing the wrath of ytmndjebus.

Poor Miles Dyson, he died for no reason. Judgment Day was inevitable. But, at least, he didn't die FIRST like all the other black sidekicks (even the black robots: poor Ironhide).
Oh, and 3, because while this is a real story (I think, especially because all it ended with was frustration) with resonance, the format steals liberally from Adult Swim inserts, and could been more interesting. Hell, I'd have at least laughed if you used "Heart Will Go On" or something sappy.

If the downvoters get you down, take heart in the fact that you have touched exactly 2 more bewbs than any of them have. Also, enjoy having your mind f*cked with for the rest of your life, now that this girl knows she has power over you.

What do you want from us? Advice? I'm afraid I can't give you any, comrade, you seem to have the whole situation under control. That "thank you" at the end, was most polite, your gentlemanlyness is an inspiration

-1 for lack of the obvious: why didn't u go under the shirt, start mkaing out with her and suckle on those? She clearly wants u - I mean wtf. With all the ambiguous female signals you'll have to decipher later in life (I assume you're pretty young), this will probably be the clearest expression of a woman's intentions for you - EVER.

Women always hint at what they mean by what in psychology is referred to as "inhibited speak." For example, when a bum asks "do you have any change" what he really means is "give me all your money." When a woman says "touch my breasts" she means "put your penis in my *ssh*le." In fact, ANY time a woman talks to you, she means she wants to have sex with you. Feel free to take advantage of this in your next conversation with someone.