They did have push pops. I think those are going to be holy relics, in their own special pop-up reliquaries. Faked, of course.

They had Chick-o-Sticks. No, there's no chicken in them. No, they don't have a chicken-like appearance. They're something akin to the "peanut butter" crunch center of a Butterfinger bar, but in the form of skinny cylinders coated with powdered coconut. They could be pieces of the True Cross brought back from the Crusades. Faked, of course.

They had glow pops. Pieces of the sorceror's stone, perhaps?

I will also be bringing the bottle of Wuliangye Liquor, since didjiman translated part of the Chinese on the side to read "Five Wolf Spirit."