Many questions and statements come to us from those who mock HIS words. They speakeh of another, and do not tolerate HIS noodlyness.

On a recent pilgrimage to a house of pasta I had a vision and epiphany of semolina:

Those who speak against HIS word preach Intolerance and mock HIS noodle, as if based in science less ground that their's. It is in tolerance, not intolerance, that all pirates and noodle strainers shall find truth.

And how ye ask, where shalt we find such tolerance?

To the house of ale, pirates! Only from the strong drinks of rum and ale shall we build this tolerance!

Go now, to your closest house of drink! Only there shall ye find such tolerance. HE hath said this to me, for I bear a mark of starch from where he HATH touched me.

[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.-Darwin