Where's Waldouche: Skinny-Ass Tool Edition

Yeah, this pic’s got nothing to do with the post-Christmas ambiance, as we chill out the site during the pre-New-Years malaise.

But I’d still like to set his Yuletides on fire, then take Tiny BlueStripe Nurse out for gingerbread cookies, Egg Nogs, and light thigh-cheek paddlings with a large black Santa belt and a minidisc playing bootleg Tom Waits in the background.