Ouachita Parish sheriffâ€™s deputies arrested Matthew Douglas Hicks, 32, of Glendale, Ariz., on one count of exposing his genitals in public and one count of trespassing.

According to police reports, the victim called 9-1-1 this morning to report that a man was taking a bath in her swimming pool, located in the back yard of her Calhoun home. The caller said he soaped himself down and began committing a lewd act on her glass door. When deputies arrived to the area, the found the suspect wearing only a pair of rubber boots on his feet and he was walking toward the road.

Hicks was handcuffed and he told deputies he was from Arizona, his vehicle had been towed and he was not sure how he arrived at the residence. He then admitted to taking a bath in the pool and when deputies questioned him about the lewd act on the door, Hicks responded, â€œShe saw me?â€

What the local newspaper won’t tell you, because they have something called ‘ethics,’ is that the dude was humping the sliding glass door, according to the arrest report that we have to show you….AFTER THE JUMP!