A mother wakes up to find that all three of her sons had found her bullets and each eaten one. She takes them to the doctor and the doctor says "no need to worry, they will piss or shit the bullets out in the next fews days."

Next day the youngest son comes into his moms bedroom yelling "mommy mommy I shit the bullet out"

Day after that the middle son comes running into his moms bedroom yelling "mommy mommy I pissed the bullet out"

Day after that the oldest son runs into his moms bedroom crying, yelling "mommy mommy I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

2 young brothers are sitting in their room talking
One says " you know what , i'm going to start cussing today" and walks into the kitchen.

Brother1 says "Mom give me some of them God Damn peanuts"
the mom slaps the shit out of him and yells "Go to your room.
Then she turns to brother2 and says "What do you want?"
Brother2 says " I dont want any of them God Damn peanuts"

A guy goes into confession, says, Father, forgive me, I committed adultery. Mrs Jones from the flower shop came into my deli for a sandwich, nobody was there, next thing you know she is flirting with me. She comes around the counter, drops to her knees and starts blowing me. I stand her up, hike up her skirt and bend her over the butcher block and start doing her hard. I'm going at it, she is wailing, I'm smacking her ass, she is telling me to call her a slut and....

Then the priest interrupts and says, "Horowitz, is that you, you're not even Catholic, why are you telling me this?"

This faggit is playing pool with some old blind dude in a walker, the faggit barely beats him by one ball, faggit starts jumping around like a faggit who just won the superbowl. Old blind man take offense to this and proceeds to beat the shit out of the faggit, a part left out was the old blind dude stuck the leg of the walker in his ass after the beatdown.

This faggit is playing pool with some old blind dude in a walker, the faggit barely beats him by one ball, faggit starts jumping around like a faggit who just won the superbowl. Old blind man take offense to this and proceeds to beat the shit out of the faggit, a part left out was the old blind dude stuck the leg of the walker in his ass after the beatdown.