A small rodent like creature often found riding a skateboard...poorly. A falch is an illusive creature that will waer hats to cover his ridiculous boff and perhaps to make himslef seem that little bit taller...bless him. The falch is usually an agressive creature although ironically posessing no strentgh and as a result has the shit beat out of him by his peers. There is only one falch in existence today (thank God) this is because he is unable to breed due to his horrific appearence.