The Democratic Republic of Holy land of SJW is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 389 million Holy land of SJWians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Holy land of SJWian economy, worth 19.6 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,437 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, and edutainment video games are taking Holy land of SJW's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy land of SJW's national animal is the Weasle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.