Well it can actually get quite boring everybody going 5:2 your diet or 5:2 your marriage or 5:2 your kitchen or something or going God how genius is that man who came up with the 5:2 concept, etc, I went to Dave, finally I know just how James Dyson must feel when people say Darwin invented the vacuum cleaner? Because totes non-swank it was actually me who made 5:2 a thing?

I mean *proud face* that is completely why people always go OMG Dave looks SO fresh & young for his age as if he does not have a care & go on about chillaxing & Dave says we must not say but really it is incredible nobody has noticed it is all about intermittent politics which means basically five days a week you do not think about politics AT ALL & the two other days you are in like uber-tough work-mode and do not relax for a single second until the sun is literally over the yard arm? But it is totes flexible #whatmakes5:2politicssofabulous, you choose days that fit your commitments, eg if all that is happening is basically Somerset, I mean Mummy is right, so tragic but how perfectly idiotic to buy a house there if you do not have a boat, anyway that could be a normal day, as in phone off, tennis, pub, box set, sleep, gaming catch-up, then date night or people for supper? There are still rules, obvs, Dave might go, what about a show, Coriolanus is meant to be hilair, I'll be like, babes, you KNOW theatre is for 5:2 days only, he's like, well how about the Goveys for supper, he could bring his bongos, I'm like, strictly NO ministers on a recovery day except for Owen Paterson, that is exactly what made Margaret Thatcher go mad :(

I mean it is not always easy, it was a 5:2 day last week, Dave was like, please babes, I have been sacking women non-stop, how can 20 minutes on Call of Duty make any difference, I'm like, willpower babes, hit that target & I promise you will soon achieve your maintenance 6:1 regime, not even Nigel Farage has ever come close to that :)