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Well, the odds of a "planet of the apes" scenario just shot through the roof. Pretty soon he's gonna be contacting other chimps, they're gonna organize, and it'll be all over for people. We had a good run, I think.

Sounds like quite the afternoon at Playboy's Candy Shop Mansion. Sit back and watch the show, as a bunch of panicked, sexy Instagram models get chased around the property by a persistent kangaroo. It sounds like a couple of the models were injured amidst the chaos. We hope they're enjoying a speedy recovery.

PreachersNSneakers is on a mission to call out all the pastors that are rocking some seriously pricey swag. They set to accomplish this by throwing in price tags next to the different pics of expensive sneaks that they've found. Seems like they're already making some waves!

An AskReddit thread entertained the idea of bringing historical figures into present day, to see how they'd fare in the wild world of social media. The results are a fun Pandora's Box of what-ifs, that ultimately seem to make some sense, based off what we know. The real question, is whether any of these historical figures, would spend their time using social media in the first place.

In the age where nationwide restaurant chains can have a direct connection to their customers through social media, many companies are at a loss as to what kind of content their fans want to see. Denny's seems to be into breakfast themed photoshop, movie poster parodies, and absurdist essays. Here's a smattering of the stuff they're putting out. Spoiler alert it's weird as hell.

Mia Khalifa went full rage rant mode on this unsuspecting fan, who very likely crawled back in his shame-ridden cave after this. That or the dude continued to give zero f**k's about what would seem to be everything.