Holy Shit! Man Walks On Fucking Moon

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Neil Armstrong's Historic First Words On Moon: 'Holy Living Fuck'

July 21, 1969: The distant, lonely, mysterious satellite that has fascinated mankind since the dawn of time is distant and lonely no more. At 4:17 p.m. on July 20, 1969, astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin E. Aldrin Jr. touched down on the Sea of Tranquility in the lunar module Eagle and radioed back to Earth the historic report: "Jesus fucking Christ, Houston. We're on the fucking moon."

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