Fortunately, you were able to successfully shoplift some more food.This user's extremely witty signature has failed to load. Please reload the page to see it. We apologize for the inconvenience. -Braingle

Fortunately, he has no will, and his properties are sold at auction, and you are the only person who shows up.This user's extremely witty signature has failed to load. Please reload the page to see it. We apologize for the inconvenience. -Braingle

Unfortunately, I find one line stories a bore. Especially when they are dull and uninteresting. How about I get my shovel, dig up Cleese and put him in the car and we embark on a grand tour of the Montreal Comedy Festival, during which time we get jobs at the local tourist centre taking tourists on long drives around the city and pointing out the highlights!Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap!

[as the previous post I made was meant to be tongue in cheek and humorous, but was obviously misunderstood...it was part of the game....]
Fortunately, the sum of money was stolen.Snappy Snappy Snap..Snap Snap Snap Snap!

Fortunately, evidence now points away from you, and the police are close to catching the "perp."This user's extremely witty signature has failed to load. Please reload the page to see it. We apologize for the inconvenience. -Braingle

Fortunately, you tried out for a part in Hollywood's Jaws sequel #29, and got in!This user's extremely witty signature has failed to load. Please reload the page to see it. We apologize for the inconvenience. -Braingle

Fortunately, your lawyers say you have a good chance to win a wrongful firing lawsuit.This user's extremely witty signature has failed to load. Please reload the page to see it. We apologize for the inconvenience. -Braingle