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Fox News reports that in a budgetary crisis, police in Oakland have been told to recycle police crime scene tape to use at other crime scenes. 3 Other Ways We Suggest Police Could Recycle Crime Scene Tape 1. To help… Read More ›

CNN reports that the San Diego Tunnel Task Force has found an illegal drug tunnel linking warehouses in Tijuana, Mexico and San Diego, California. The tunnel featured lighting and electric rail. 3 Worse Things To Link Between San Diego And… Read More ›

In an article about avoiding scams and identity theft, USA Today reports that 29% of people carry their social insurance cards in their wallet or purse. Three Worse Places To Keep Your Social Insurance Number 1. Tattooed on your body. If… Read More ›

Gawker reports that a Pontiac, Michigan man, whose home was scheduled to be demolished, allegedly switched the address number on his home with his neighbor, resulting in the neighbor’s house being demolished instead. 3 Worse Addresses You Could Put On… Read More ›

WAFB reports in a video you can see here, that a Memphis man was arrested for impersonating a police officer. How’d he get caught? By pulling over a uniformed, off-duty police-officer. How’d he pull him over? By using an iPhone… Read More ›

CBC reports that a Canadian man in his 50’s who won tickets to the Super Bowl was denied admission to the United States, because in 1981, when he was 19 years old, he was convicted for possession of two grams… Read More ›

According to DataGenetics.com, an analysis of 3.4 million bank card PIN numbers revealed that some numbers are more popular than others. The five most popular: 1234 – 10.7% 1111 – 6.0% 0000 – 1.9% 1212 – 1.2% 7777 – 0.7%… Read More ›

Today’s scoop comes via email from funny blogger, ListOfX, just in time for NFL game day! Yahoo reports that a man from Buffalo, New York, allegedly bought french fries at Darien Lake Theme Park with a fake $50. When police… Read More ›

KARK-TV in Arkansas was in the middle of interviewing an elderly couple about a tree that fell during a storm and destroyed their house, when a naked man wandered out of a forest, interrupting the interview. The man was arrested,… Read More ›

A Portland, Oregon resident saw his stolen bicycle offered for sale in a Craig’s List ad offering to sell the bike in Seattle, Washington. And he chose to fight internet technology with more technology, including Reddit and an apparent smart… Read More ›