https://jjmalibu.com/blogs/look-blog.atomJ.J. Malibu - JJ Look Book2019-04-22T12:49:00-04:00J.J. Malibuhttps://jjmalibu.com/blogs/look-blog/i-got-invited-to-a-hotties-summer-bbq-party2019-04-22T12:49:00-04:002019-04-23T09:34:04-04:00I Got Invited To A Hottie's Summer BBQ Party?!Allan BinallaThe hottie at work finally invites you to his house for a fun bbq on his patio and you don’t know what to bring or expect?! That’s OK! JJ Malibu is here to give you a quick rundown of what to expect! After all, we are your best Judy.

Outfits

You have to wear short shorts. No questions asked and no alternatives. You’ve been doing squats at the gym and it would be a sin to not show off all that hard work. Perhaps our emoji short shorts to show your eggplant bulge and peach bottom or even our booty short shorts! As long as your assets are showcased that is all that matters. In terms of tops, you do not want to be that guy that arrives shirtless. You can get shirtless later on. However, when you arrive come in tank top. JJ Malibu titty tanks are perfect for showing off all that body while technically being dressed. It’s our loop hole around the “no shirt no service, but I want to show off my body” dilemma.

Music

It’s not summertime without those summer jams. If you have ever been to a party without music you would know how extremely awkward it is. Dead silence is a problem at a party. But playing bad music is even worst! Be prepared and create a playlist on your phone in case you have to become DJ. If you don’t know what songs to add simply put in some Ariana Grande, Dua Lipa, Cardi B and a couple of 90s Boy Band hits and everyone will love you!

Food & Drink

You cannot go to a bbq empty handed. You have to bring something. But the most important part is that you bring something and forget it! You have to forget it so you can make an excuse to pick up whatever you left at his house and have that hottie all to yourself!

We have covered all the basics to have you prepared for that hottie’s bbq party! Comment below if you have any other tips or any stories you'd like to share!

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https://jjmalibu.com/blogs/look-blog/how-are-you-in-bed2019-03-14T16:27:00-04:002019-03-15T08:21:11-04:00How Are You In Bed!?Allan Binalla
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https://jjmalibu.com/blogs/look-blog/4-reasons-why-you-should-sleep-with-the-pizza-guy2019-02-28T14:35:00-05:002019-02-28T14:35:44-05:004 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH THE PIZZA GUY!Kathia Abdo
JJ Malibu had the pleasure of working with Billy Santoro and he told us some of the most cliche porn character’s he has ever played. The #1 being the Pizza Guy! We decided to come up with the four reasons why you should sleep with the pizza guy!

1.HE’S GOT A CAR

Okay, it might be a delivery car but it beats taking the bus everywhere. Let him drive you around the city within the 15km radius of the pizza place. Don’t complain because the delivery car can come in handy when none of you can host and you are in the mood for sex.

2. HE’S A TOP

Sometimes it is hard being a bottom living in a bottom city. It’s been awhile since you’ve had fun. The last time you did was the circuit party you went to a couple of months ago when the weather was still hot. Your doorbell rings and its the pizza guy. You hand him the money and drop some of your change and when you bend over he checks out your plump ass. He is the top you need to end your dry spell!

3. THE SAUSAGE

If he walks in with a veggie pizza and you specifically ordered a meat lovers pizza with extra sausage that is not a problem. You can totally tell that he’s hiding all that extra sausage in his pants! Bon appetit!

4. FREE PIZZA!

You might sex him up so good that he’ll want more and you’ll probably want more pizza. Who knows, you two might arrange to be FWP (Friends with Pizza!) Sex and food benefits everyone. If after all these reasons you still don't want to sleep with him. That's fine. No free pizza, rides or sex for you.

Fire Island is home to the island's biggest dance clubs, restaurants, shops and all of the hottest gays!. This island is for sure packed with all the eye candy you need. Nudity is allowed on the shore as well, so take off those shorts and let's get risky!

Bondi Beach is one of Australia's must-see beaches! The further in you go the gayer it gets, with all the hot eye candy. Make sure to take a dip and after slip shrimp on the barbie!

Enjoy the amazing view and white sand in Ibiza. If you like swimming with the fish and diving into some hot guys, then this is the place for you. Make sure to visit one of Ibiza's gay beaches for the hottest time at Es Cavellet!

NaughtyOrNice!?

Were you naughty or nice this year!? Who cares about the nice, we want the naughty! This year we want Santa coming down your chimney. Whether your dancing naked alone at home or with a group of buddies, JJ Malibu has you covered for this naughty holiday season.

So tell us below, what will you be doing this holiday season? Any Plans In JJ Malibu!?