Guy in a dark alley with a REALLY big trenchcoat:"Psst.. hey man, you wanna buy a bassoon? I gots what you need, bro. I got Oboe`s, Bassoons, Contrabassoons, you hurtin for a piccolo? Right here blood."

A buffoon stole his bassoon and now he`s going to croon like a loon to the moon, till June. Shame such a goon would take his bassoon. Probably took it to some dune. Looks like he won`t be getting any poon any time soon...