Best Things to Yell Out When Your Plane Takes Off

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You're strapped in, and you've got 14 golden hours of fly time ahead of you with 300 of your closest friends, or a bunch of business men from Milwaukee. Whatever. How do you become mayor of this square? Yell something endearing at take-off! Try:

“So once the seatbelt light goes off we’re all playing ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’ right?”

“Do you think someone on the ground is looking up going ‘It’s a bird, it’s superman, no wait it’s a plane!’ Man that would be hilarious.”