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RAREST SIGNATURE: With only 6 of
them in existence William Shakespeare' s
signature is one of the rarest of all and is
valued somewhere around million
dollars.
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RAREST GEM
The words rarest gem is believed to be
pantie. The painite is orangish er reddish
brown and was first discovered in Burma
in the '. Within the last couple of
years, the source of the two original
painite crystals was discovered and now
a few hundred faceted stones exist.,
There are countless rare books in the
world, but by most experts' standards
the rarest of them all is the Gutenberg
Bible. it was the first book ever printed
back in 1456, and although several
hundred copies were originally printed
finding a complete first edition would
net you million. In taday' s
market single pages alone go fer
each, and several years age just 1
volume (it' s a 2 volume set) sold for
At the intersection of location, exclusivity
and history you find some of the rarest
pieces of real estate, The rarest piece of
real estate currently en the market is
Brads castle, the castle in Transylvania
that inspired Bram Stoker' s Dracula,
which is expected fetch upwards of
million,
RAREST WINE
One of the rarest bottles cf wine ever
sold was purchased by Christopher
Forbes for a mere , 000
000). It was an unmarked green
glass bottle with the inscription of
1787 Lafitte Th. J." (now known as
Lavate and thought be owned by
Thomas Jefferson), found behind a wall
in Paris.
RAREST CAR:
The world' s only Phantom Corsair is on
Florida' s Amelia Island. in 1938 the
Phantom Corsair was a vision of the
future - a sleek, black, aerodynamic
insect. Only one was ever built, making
it the rarest car in the world, and it
makes its sole appearance this year at
the Amelia Island Contours
d' Elegance. The brainchild of Rust
Heinz, heir to the ketchup
fortune, the Corsair was to sell for
500 (, 000 today) with
modernism that was more than skin-
deep - it boasted features that wouldn’ t
take hold tor a generation, such as
padded interiors and gauges for fuel
econemy charge, a
barometer and compass,
drive, and electric gear shift.
Tragically, Heinz died in a car
accident before the Corsair saw an
assembly line. His one car will drive
onto the golf course at Florida' s
Amelia Island
THE RAREST ELEMENT (PROBABLY
THE RAREST THING IN THE WORLD):
Astatine is a highly radioactive material.
It has a silvery coler to it, It was
discovered in 1940 and you can most
likely fjnd it in natural minerals. This
element is so rare that the entire amount
of its natural occurrence on the earth' s
crust would equal to l teaspoon.

I'll have to frame it, it'll take up room up in my shop, need to pay my workers, it'll take months before it's sold, I know the Expert said 3 million but in this economy the best I could do is maybe $550, I'll be lucky to make a buck on it.

>be billionaire
>acquire all of the rarest items
>drink contents of wine bottle
>get in car
>look in glove compartment
> its the gutenburg bible signed by william shakespeare
>be wearing a necklace made of painite and astatine
>full speed crash car into castle
>fire starts
>fire errrwhere
>you burn up and die
>ass n titties