Dutch Boy® Paint Co. is having a contest to promote their Refresh™ brand paint – a paint that not only brightens the room, but also kills odor (purportedly). People send in pictures of the ugliest, stinkiest room in their houses, and site visitors have the opportunity to view the rooms and vote on which ones look stinkiest. The prizes for the three ugliest, stinkiest rooms are:

My stars, how times change. Go back in history, to the golden days of Tinseltown. Imagine: one morning an article goes out on the newswires, on the topic of Betty Grable’s and Rita Hayworth’s private farting-belching competition, complete with quotes from the original pinup girls, themselves.