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I don’t have twitter, so I’ll just have to leave this here. Despite knowing that you were at the doctors for having hurt your leg, when you simply tweeted TORN ACL I instantly assumed you were talking about Buxton since I had recently read that he was now being shut down until May. I frantically searched the internet trying to figure out how Buxton had done this to himself and any other news about it. The only other recent tweet I found about the Twins was a Darren Wolfson tweet about Meyer and his first start that I didn’t quite understand. So I started assuming that it was Meyer. Took another minute where I couldn’t find any one else talking about a torn acl that I finally figured out it was you who had torn your acl.

This is my state of mind when it comes to the Twins now.

MacTheWRite

Buy the Corner Bar and turn it into a Sports Bar that only serves Brunch type food and has an extensive whiskey list.

McGivey87

And holds Maggie LaMaack in a plastic case at all times.

Chief Chief

I don’t get what you’re trying to say with the Kendrick Lamar/Pistorius joke you make. . . . The person in the story who is the Kendrick fan is Pistorius, and one who didn’t like the song is the victim (Steenkamp). . . . When you joke that we should “not trust anyone who doesn’t like Kendrick Lamar,” are you trying to say that Pistorius shouldn’t have trusted Steenkamp (i.e. the woman he is accused of killing)? Huh? That seems like a weird joke.