Confucius was a chinese philosopher who focused heavily on morality, justice and relationships. His beliefs were based on common chinese traditions. The funny confucius sayings on this page start off sounding like something that would be wise for us to take heed to but ends up being the total opposite. Sayings like, "Build man fire: warm for day. Set man on fire: warm for the rest of his life." and "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse" are just a couple of examples of the nonsensical sayings that you will find here.

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