ROFL - and for girdlelock - when you pray to the gods that the door to the toilet doesn't accidentally open and people see the travesty of all this stuff pushed up over your hips or around your ankles.

Your pee purse killed too! Why in the hell would they make you carry it and not just put it through the magic window?

wow! namenesia just happened to me a few weeks ago as i was intruding my BEST friend whom i see like every friggin day to someone and i blanked. it was so bad.

something JUST happened to me and I want to know if you can give it a Sniglet cuz it was hilarious! I was calling a "Lisa" in my cell and it took me like 5 mins thru the convo to realize it was the wrong Lisa...i was so embarrassed i put her on hold for a minute to gather my thoughts (and stop myself from just hanging up) and figure out what the hell to say to get myself outta the situation!

I believe I have mastered the "momstroke".And, no matter how I try, I have a "purge-atory" pile in the kitchen.Now, where can I get one of those "fauxflection" mirrors?This list is fantastic! You are truly talented.