Zodiac Signs Are All Changing According to NASA

NO.

Seasons change, friendships come and go, time passes, but the one thing that we knew for sure would be forever? Our zodiac signs. The stars in the sky — and our birthdays — are permanent. Unfortunately, NASA did not get the memo.

Apparently, earlier this year, NASA quietly announced they were just going right ahead and changing the whole zodiac system without even asking anyone. They assigned new dates to each zodiac sign AND an entire fake sign has been added. Thanks to NASA, the world is in a panic.

NASA had to shake up all our lives because the Earth is a little different from the way it was back when the Babylonians created the zodiac we knew and loved. "Now, 3,000 years later, the sky has shifted because Earth's axis (North Pole) doesn't point in quite the same direction," the NASA explanation says.

And in order to make their zodiac calendar seem perfect (12 month calendar, 12 zodiac signs, one sign for each month — you get it) the Babylonians straight up ignored a 13th constellation, and NASA has taken it upon themselves to set things "right." So, for those born between November 29 and December 17, meet your "new" sign: Ophiuchus... seriously. You are a guy holding a snake, and your standout traits are a penchant for seeking knowledge and being envied by your peers.

For the rest of you, check out the new dates for each sign, which we will ignore moving forward.