The 8 Colleges Your Parents DON'T Want You To Go To

February 27th, 2017College is great because you get to be an unemployed alcoholic and also have your parents funding your shenanigans, while being proud of you at the same time. If you go to any of these schools, just make sure to leave out your stories of your drunken misadventures when they inevitably call to ask "so how's college?"

7. University of MaineWhile usually out of the conversation for anything sports-related (or just in general), The U of Maine consistently makes it near the top of the country’s best party schools. Your guess is as good as mine, but apparently Mainers know how to party. When you’re telling your parents about how great your school is, maybe it’s best to leave off its high party school ranking.