That wasn't Dutch. That was Vlaams. (Dutch dialect that the speak in Belgium and we ridicule them for that, and pretty much everything else)

Translation:
R= reporter
W= woman
M= man

R: You had a normal live and suddenly you woke up from narcosis and you notched that live will never be the same again. How do you respond on that?
W: At first with a lot of disbelief.
M: Disbelieve is actually the right word.
R: LOL excuse me.
M: Disbelieve is actually the right word. I though that can't be.
R: LOL excuse me. You try to think about your future? LOL
M: ?
R: Excuse me x4. That also means that having sex will also become a problem.
W: That isn't possible anymore.
M: If you go about sex it is not only physical but also sweet words.
R: LOL really hard.
M: I think that this shouldn't be allowed.
R: still LOL and says excuse me x5. We had a question from the audience. Yes sir you had something to say.
Guy with low voice: Yes I have ?
R: LOL even harder.
Guy: I am also having problems with my voice.
R: LOL
M: I don't think that this should happen x3.
R: This was an set up to get me fired. Normally I can prepare my shows calmly and talk with the guests before the show but they were for some reason not there. Suddenly the directors were there. END