But now we have the equally oddly named Evoque Mer-Nazz, and we’re not too sure what to make of it, or its name.

As you would expect from Merdad, the Evoque has been given a serious dose of butch pills, with bulging wheel arches, big sills, new bumpers and a new bonnet with a variety of vents.

Out back Merdad has created a couple of big air vents, added a diffuser and shoved on a big roof spoiler. To top it all off, there’s a choice of giant 22″ wheels.

We’ve no doubt the interior is due some Merdad love too – probably lots of Alcantara – but Merdad doesn’t appear to have got as far as doing the interior on his Photoshop yet.

But there is far more chance that the Merdad Evoque will find its way from Merdad’s laptop and in to the real world than there is of the Merdad McLaren doing the same. There’s every likelihood half of Cheshire will be queueing for a Merdad makeover on the Evoque, with or without the likely power modifications.