Urine and Food Quotes

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”Rodney DangerfieldAmerican comedian, actor. (1921-2004)

“What is man, when you come to think upon him, but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning with infininite artfulness, the red wine of Shiraz into urine?"Isak Dineson, Danish author (1885-1962)

“In addition, store the urine of anyone who habitually eats cabbage; warm it, bathe the patient in it. With this treatment you will soon restore health; it has been tested....Thos who cannot see clearly should bathe their eyes in this urine and they will see more.”Cato, 'On Farming' (234-149 B.C.)(translated by Andrew Dalby)

“Macduff: ‘What three things does drink especially provoke?’Porter: ‘Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.’”William Shakespeare (1564-1616) 'Macbeth'