As you know, there is statistically a 0.0003% chance of us going to see the Zac Efron rom-drama The Lucky Ones; the only improbable instance of our attending a theatrical showing of this film involves Salma Hayek and the offer of a sloppy handy in the back row of the premiere, which leads us to a statistical relevance that rounds down to zero.

Nevertheless, we'd be remiss if we didn't note the breakout hotness of Boston native Taylor Schilling, who plays the chief sentimental chick role in the film and has looked all kinds of hot at each and every one of the movie premieres about the Western World, where Efron has been receiving all the attention, but Taylor Schilling has been receiving all of our ogling time, most especially when she seems to be missing any type of upper undergarments.

If somebody actually goes to see this movie, we'd love a review on Taylor. If anybody has any nekkid photos of her, we'd love that about a hundred times more. Very hot young lady. Enjoy.