Coffee Break: Want to work here? Get microchipped

In this March 30, 2017 photo, winemaker Orestes Estevez poses among dozens condom topped wine jugs at his house in Havana, Cuba, Thursday. Estevez and his family fill the glass jugs with grapes, ginger and hibiscus, then slip a condom over each glass neck to start the unusual process of winemaking in a land famed for rum. (AP Photo/Ramon Espinosa)

When you run out of the coffee and the only kind you can fid is a fake French Vanilla, well, beggers can’t be choosers. Or something like that.

ABOUT 33 YEARS TOO LATE

If the boss came up to you today and said you needed to get a microchip implanted in your finger, would you do it?

The chip, the boss says, will make the day easier. You can open doors, sign into your computer and buy snacks with a wave of the hand. Hey, you wouldn’t even have to punch in, because the company will be able to monitor what you do all day.

Sure, the boss continues, the chip will collect data all day, every day. The company will never use any of that information.