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Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence.

I believe God will be merciful upon those who have no idea what they're talking about.

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Quote from: Fr. Thomas Hopko, dystopian parable of the prodigal son

...you can imagine so-called healing services of the pigpen. The books that could be written, you know: Life in the Pigpen. How to Cope in the Pigpen. Being Happy in the Pigpen. Surviving in the Pigpen. And then there could be counselling, for people who feel unhappy in the pigpen, to try to get them to come to terms with the pigpen, and to accept the pigpen.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reese's peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

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Quote from: Fr. Thomas Hopko, dystopian parable of the prodigal son

...you can imagine so-called healing services of the pigpen. The books that could be written, you know: Life in the Pigpen. How to Cope in the Pigpen. Being Happy in the Pigpen. Surviving in the Pigpen. And then there could be counselling, for people who feel unhappy in the pigpen, to try to get them to come to terms with the pigpen, and to accept the pigpen.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

If you want to be serious, then explain why you believe what you believe.

It will be more difficult now that geocities is down for good.

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Quote from: Fr. Thomas Hopko, dystopian parable of the prodigal son

...you can imagine so-called healing services of the pigpen. The books that could be written, you know: Life in the Pigpen. How to Cope in the Pigpen. Being Happy in the Pigpen. Surviving in the Pigpen. And then there could be counselling, for people who feel unhappy in the pigpen, to try to get them to come to terms with the pigpen, and to accept the pigpen.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

I am absolutely SHOCKED that this would be posted! There is no one serious anymore. May Yashua come soon to end the world.

...you can imagine so-called healing services of the pigpen. The books that could be written, you know: Life in the Pigpen. How to Cope in the Pigpen. Being Happy in the Pigpen. Surviving in the Pigpen. And then there could be counselling, for people who feel unhappy in the pigpen, to try to get them to come to terms with the pigpen, and to accept the pigpen.

Unbelievable! I am never stepping another foot into an Eastern Orthodox church

"The greatest single cause of original monotheism in the world today is Christians, who acknowledge Jesus with their lips, then walk out the door, and deny Him by funny posts on a message board. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable."

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

Well, that is certainly an interesting way to start a post.

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I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

No certainly not. They have corrupted the scriptures by animal sacrifices, genital mutilation, and genocide. The Jews are a perverse people. They have also denied the messengers.

Then can you tell us where you've gotten your new religion? Who else is part of it? Do they have a website?

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Quote from: Fr. Thomas Hopko, dystopian parable of the prodigal son

...you can imagine so-called healing services of the pigpen. The books that could be written, you know: Life in the Pigpen. How to Cope in the Pigpen. Being Happy in the Pigpen. Surviving in the Pigpen. And then there could be counselling, for people who feel unhappy in the pigpen, to try to get them to come to terms with the pigpen, and to accept the pigpen.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce Christianity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I be condemned for my insolence. I now follow only the eternal religion taught by the historical man Yashua. I no longer believe that the Christians are his followers. Saul of Tarsus initiated the Great Apostasy.

It's Yeshua, get it right. Has Yeshuaisiam taught you nothing?

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Be comforted, and have faith, O Israel, for your God is infinitely simple and one, composed of no parts.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

I am absolutely SHOCKED that this would be posted! There is no one serious anymore. May Yashua come soon to end the world.

Greetings. This is my post announcing that I formally renounce the AMartanity. If I am wrong on the Day of Judgement then may I have my infinite reward of reeses' peanut butter cups reduced to an infinite reward of dark chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. I now follow only the Christianity taught by the historical man Saul of Tarsus. I no longer believe that the eternal religioners are his followers. Amartin initiated the Great Apostasy.

This is supposed to be serious. There is nothing serious anymore in "Christianity." Everything is light-hearted nowadays. I cannot believe this! The Apostasy just keeps getting worse and worse.

Its going to be hard to be light hearted after you have a heart attack.

I believe that humans are descended from fallen angels, i.e. demons. I perceive this intuitively, and to me it makes sense experientially and rationally. After I believed this for a while, I found out that some of the Essenes believed the same thing. Has anyone else had this perception at any time?

I especially will not shake hands with the heathen. This is an absolutely outrageous custom. If you do not know them and they are most likely not even spiritual, but are rather like the average citizen of the kingdom of darkness, then why on earth would the servants of God want to shake hands with them? Handshakes transmit energies into the bodies. Also, most of the heathen males masturbate daily with their right hand. But if you do not shake hands with them then they will not accept you into their dark world of "professionalism" (i.e. service of demons). They even have a whole way of judging you by your handshakes, whether it was firm and assertive and trustworthy, or whether it was weak and that you are therefore somehow a lesser person. This is absolutely crazy! Does anyone else believe this?

I believe that humans are descended from fallen angels, i.e. demons. I perceive this intuitively, and to me it makes sense experientially and rationally. After I believed this for a while, I found out that some of the Essenes believed the same thing. Has anyone else had this perception at any time?

I especially will not shake hands with the heathen. This is an absolutely outrageous custom. If you do not know them and they are most likely not even spiritual, but are rather like the average citizen of the kingdom of darkness, then why on earth would the servants of God want to shake hands with them? Handshakes transmit energies into the bodies. Also, most of the heathen males masturbate daily with their right hand. But if you do not shake hands with them then they will not accept you into their dark world of "professionalism" (i.e. service of demons). They even have a whole way of judging you by your handshakes, whether it was firm and assertive and trustworthy, or whether it was weak and that you are therefore somehow a lesser person. This is absolutely crazy! Does anyone else believe this?