You shouldn't make fun of foreigners

Oh ho...Jolly good this is working! *issue giggling* My name is Pip..but, all of my friends at school seem to enjoy calling me 'Fartboy' and spitting in my eye. Although I fail to see the fun of this thats okay! They are my friends so they can do what they wish ^^, it just must be some odd custom here..

Oh well! Charah!

Perhaps I can gain their attention some other way...Hmm alas...what to do..Oh well, I'll figure it out eventually, until then!

Cheerio! Mmm...those are good for breakfast though...*giggles, heads off to school*