Does anyone know what year the shitposting about Sentenal started? That guy was really the first chronic shitposter, he's still posting now. I've been making a kind of a timeline of shitposting starting from the original /co/ threads. The earliest consistent shitposting I remember is the beast porn spam, that's around the time I started posting here.

I'm actually really interested in the psychology of this, they seriously should make a BBC Louis Thereoux docu about people who do things like this, the internet crusader types. I've picked out 2-3 separate guys that are chronic offenders, you can tell by their post style, filenames, what they post, and what time they post.

>Cherry Jubilee will never call you 'shug'>Cherry Jubilee will never teach you how to fuck properly>Cherry Jubilee will never let you stay on as a janitor so you don't have to keep paying for her services and for a room>it will never be nothing more than business for her, though she does think you're kinda cute

"shug, i'm a whore. y'all don't want a mare like me. trust me. i tried it before. it don't work. so how's about we just keep this physical? that's the fun part anyway~"

Which pony would understand your anxieties about intimacy and gently guide you through your first sexual experience, at first starting with a handjob, then working her way into a very slow, skilled blowjob, sensually licking and planting tiny kisses on the underside of your glans with her velvety soft tongue as she brought you closer to the edge with every passing minute while you arch your back and groan in the throes of pleasure

>>12062951>Gilda shows Twilight how an animal is field dressed.>Twilight ends up vomiting halfway through it.>Cant stand to look at anything close to the meat after that.>Until it starts cooking, and she smells it.>It doesn't look so bad when it's brown...

>>12062985Probably this pony, she knows a lot about those things. Horsecocks are very similar to human ones, so I'm sure she could make you cum with just a few tiny licks in the right places. Plus she's magic so she can mindrape you with pleasure.

Tex>Deletes his thread on the sub>Removes everyone from steam list>Removes his skype from his tumblr (likely removes everyone from it too)>Made a tumblr post saying we don't encourage or appreciate him

>>12063180Drawfags sometimes become depressed and/or bonkers and there's really nothing you could do about it. If he wants to feel like everyone really fucking hated him here then he is going to feel like it even if the entirety of MLPG collectively sucks him off. You can't do shit, he will probably deal with himself eventually and come back.

she doesn't like you making a mess, so she wants you to cum inside her. mouth, pussy, whatever. but that said, she does appreciate the aesthetic appeal of a nice, big load shooting out as she jerks you off. again, as long as it's not onto HER.

No, it's becoming authoritarian again. They're pandering to the religious beliefs and their own personal bigotry by clamping down on fags. But if you think for a second that Putin is going to give political power to the Orthodox Church, you're nuts.

Wouldn't shock me if Putin is an atheist. He's just using the Church for popular support.

The main problem is that Russians fucking hate gays. I was at an atheist student leadership conference. Most everyone is your standard leftist students. Then the Russians came. Each one is insanely anti-gay.

Hi guys, Just a new Picture that i wanted to draw for you here. :) In this picture, I am very sick and in the Hospital with Twilight Sparkle from MLP:FIM as the doctor. I am receiving Crystal treatment for my illness which is causing my hands and fingers to grow large with long bony fingers and prominant joints. The Crystal treatment is through the Hickmann Catheter in my Chest to deliver Crystals to me with the orange and purple Crystal solutions, As well as the IV cannula in my Hand but it is not being used at the time. There is also EKG electrodes on my chest and the Pulse Oximeter which show my heart rate and oxygen on the Moniter and the Oxygen mask to deliver Crystal air to my lungs as well as the colection bag on the bed. Because I am too sick to get out of bed, Twilight Sparkle is giving me a Sponge bath to keep me clean and avoid Infections while i am in the Hospital. She is using a Sponge to put soap and water onto my back and cheast. And I am crying because it is uncomfortble with the IV tubes and stuff and its embarassing, As well I am afraid of getting permanent Large Hands from the treatment side effects. Well, I hope you like this picture. :)

Hey guys, Just another new pic I wanted to draw here. :) In this picture Pinkie Pie the Anthro pony is in the hospital ICU for illness and she is recieving treatment with Crystals to heal her disease, Such as Crystals into her bloodstream through the IV in her hand, and the Central line in her neck. As well as the Ventilator tube going into her Lungs to deliver Crystal air as well as EKG moniters for her heart and the Pulse oximeter, Finally the final treatment which will heal Pinkie's disease is to touch this large blue diamond type Crystal which is floating in the air. Well I hope you like it. :) I am trying some different styles of Drawing and shading in this pic here. :)

>>12063626>tfw you will never drop what you're doing when you see Trixie walk through the door to your apartment>tfw she will never say she had a shitty day and order you on your knees>tfw you will never comply and buckle down to the floor instantly, already getting hard thinking about what's to come>tfw Trixie will never notice your erection and grin, placing the dog collar & leash around your neck>tfw she will never order you to kiss her front hooves, while she strokes your dick with her hind hoof>tfw you will never feel the pleasurable sensation of her hoof rubbing your dick through your pants>Tfw you will never cum instantly>tfw she will never get angry at your stamina while you try to force out apologies>tfw she will never tighten the collar, nearly suffocating you>tfw she will never force you on your back and sit on you, letting you get a good whiff of her dripping marehood>tfw she will never order you to lick it, while forcing it onto your face>tfw you will never initiate the licking process, only to be met with a slap to the face and commanded to do it faster and harder>tfw you will never tongue fuck Trixie as fast as you can>tfw she will unzip your pants andlick the length of your dick up and down, getting you erect almost instantly again>tfw she will never tease you, giving you a blowjob but stopping right as you're about to cum>tfw she will never say you arn't allowed to cum until you pleasure her>tfw you will never lick her clit, sending her into a fierce orgasm>tfw you will never be rewarded by her taking your entire dick in her mouth as she bobs her head up and down rhythmically>tfw she will never use her magic to redirect your semen shot into your mouth>tfw she will never command you to swallow>tfw you two will never snuggle on the bed afterwards, happy to have eachother

>>12063706goggles almost did porn one time but said it made her feel grossjessy's probably drawn smut that she hasn't shown anyone elseand i bet that spaerk wants to drawn porn but probably just doesn't feel good enough to do it

>>12063809Can you imagine it? Can you imagine hold the pizza pony down as she struggle or wonder why you are doing that to her? She was made to be eaten and cuddle but you defiled her when you penetrated her cheese hole. She would not be the same after you did that do her. Every time pizza pony sees you, she would try to run away or cry at the spot.

>>12063976Possibly something like Harmony Echo or something like that.(It would require all six of the main six to neural bridge together, the pegasi must help operate the flight systems, the unicorns operating the magic, and earth ponies operating the conventional weapons systems)

>>12064121I like Tex, but I find it hard to feel sorry for him in this case. He was liked and appreciated in here, apart from the "gun nut!" Anon pretty much every critique towards him was justified.He is doing this to himself, he deleted his sub thread, he removed his steam friends and apparently also all his skype contacts. It's not the other people pushing him out, its him isolating himself.

>>12064155>That was THE most try hard anon I've ever seenIt was also the stupidest. I mean, you might try it 3-4 times to see if maybe people from other timezones will pick it up.But I'm sure he did it at least a dozen times even though it was obvious that no one gave a fuck.

>>12064704Depending on just how often that happened it's entirely possible that you're not at fault at all, and you're definitely not the sole reason why he left even if you posted every single one of those complaints int he past.

>>12064736Not him but that is how I see it as well. Every time he on, its always nice to know we are going to have an applejack discussion. Those are always nice even though AJ kind of suck as a character.

Six anons go to post in the summerWind up livin' in the equine landWhere everybody gets to meet his own pony waifuA colorful companion a colorful friend.An equine for Kindness, an equine for LaughterGenerosity, Honesty and Loyalty too.I'm gonna save the equine world for meI'm gonna save the equine world for you.

>>12064747Some time ago I went over a thread in the archive and an artist came on, and just told the thread what he was eating and how everyone was doing. Not about drawings or requsts, just that. And people either replied civil or didn't reply at all. Those threads felt a lot more alive and vivid with notables making themselves seen

>>12065100It's not headcanon vs headcanon. We saw ponies that had bat wings on, completely different eyes, and people argue IT'S ACTUALLY A REGULAR PONY. No it's not, there's nothing whatsoever to support this on the show. It's nightmare night. Does that directly imply that they must have been regular ponies in magical costumes that change their entire body? Regular pony night guards exist. So what? That still doesn't directly imply that they must be regular ponies, disguised.

Tex was old school. One of the original /co/mrades. I remember when he first left everyone said he wasn't going to come back. But I believed in him. I knew he was going to come back. And then he did. My faith was rewarded.

>>12065159but look at her earsthey go from black to blue, but there's no change in shapeshe couldn't even fake the teeth, she had to use a set of costume chompersThere simply isn't magic powerful enough to cause a pony to spontaneously tuft out

>>12065175I'm saying that the only thing that is canon that there are ponies that have a different body, more bat-(or dragon-)like. Anything beyond that is headcanon. If you say that they are just regular ponies in magical costumes then you might as well take the next step and claim that all ponies are actually white and have their fur color magically altered at birth, that's an equally valid claim. As in, there's nothing to disprove it, but nothing to support it either.

>>12065187I'm not really fussed if they really exist in the show or not but there sure is a lot of cute art about them and the possibility of them existing opens up interesting, well, possibilities regarding the greater world of Equestria.

>>12065265I kind of doubt the pony fandom would ever die completely at this point. Like if there was an apocalypse with only a few thousand humans surviving there still would be a small brony group working towards recovering fanfics for the future generations.

>waiting at my local theater for the one and only showing of EG>there's a fat neck beard with a Derpy/Doctor shirt on also waiting>a mother and her two little girls are here, one of whom is carrying a large RD plushie It's shit like this that really puts our bullshit into perspective. I actually feel a bit ashamed even though I'm dressed completely normally and my power level is hidden.

>>12065306>seeing EG in the theaterYou're the worstPlus, you were alone at an EG screening, you might as well have put on a fedore and a 20% cooler shirt with cargo shorts it would've made no difference.