Monday, October 10, 2005

The Revolt of a Minion...

A bitch had one of those weekends where you run around and end up exhausted. Weekends full of work make a bitch very bitchy…

2 cups coffee followed by Splenda and a healthy dash of 1% organic milk, 1 Claritin, 2 Sudafed and cigs…

This bitch watched the Sunday political chat shows and was…well…my ass was shocked. It’s been years since a bitch has witnessed conservatives attacking within the herd! My ass forgot what a fucking joy it is to witness…

The Revolt of a Minion…Ann Coulter is pissed! Girlfriend is fired up and not pulling any punches, chil’ren. She is joined by Pat Nixon was framed Buchanan, Bill mother told me to hate you Kristol and just about every conservative newspaper in the country. This bitch witnessed the conservative mauling of Scooter Sunday and it was as gruesome as a lion hunt on the National Geographic channel!

As you may have guessed, a bitch has no love for Ann Coulter. Ann is a bitter, hard, nasty warrior for the Right and this bitch can’t stand her. My initial response to her reformed protest stance on Scooter was one of joyful amazement.

After reading Ann's current rant, however, a bitch has moved on to anger…

I eagerly await the announcement of President Bush's real nominee to the Supreme Court. If the president meant Harriet Miers seriously, I have to assume Bush wants to go back to Crawford and let Dick Cheney run the country. From www.anncoulter.com October 10, 2005.

Bitch please! This is what you get for supporting an idiot looser for President…twice…based on the perception that his Vice President would control him and tell his ass what to do! Honey, y’all fucked up and my ass means fucked up good. That shit worked for the first term…sort of…but Scooter has been empowered by a second term and now we all have to reap the whirlwind. And don’t try to convince yourself that voicing your displeasure will make him change his mind. This motherfucker doesn’t respond to complaints…trust.

Harriet Miers went to Southern Methodist University Law School, which is not ranked at all by the serious law school reports and ranked No. 52 by US News and World Report. Her greatest legal accomplishment is being the first woman commissioner of the Texas Lottery. From www.anncoulter.com October 10, 2005.

Oh no you didn’t! Shut the fuck up! All of the sudden a person has to be intellectually qualified? Where were you when we liberals were demanding a President with a brain? A bitch is so glad that y’all have decided to embrace thinking…too bad you waited for the nation to go knee deep into an illegal war, mount up the largest debt in history, rape the environment and return to the days of medieval healthcare!

I know conservatives have been trained to hate people who went to elite universities, and generally that's a good rule of thumb. But not when it comes to the Supreme Court. From www.anncoulter.com October 10, 2005.

Way to fucking go, Ann! Jesus, you must be the pride and joy of Cornell!

First, Bush has no right to say "Trust me." He was elected to represent the American people, not to be dictator for eight years. Among the coalitions that elected Bush are people who have been laboring in the trenches for a quarter-century to change the legal order in America. While Bush was still boozing it up in the early '80s, Ed Meese, Antonin Scalia, Robert Bork and all the founders of the Federalist Society began creating a farm team of massive legal talent on the right. From www.anncoulter.com October 10, 2005.

Ahhhh! A bitch is just going to let that one sit and stink on ice. Boozing? What boozing? Scooter came to Jesus and renounced the evil elixir of alcohol! A bitch thought that was one of his greatest qualifications. Didn't y'all say his boozing wasn't a big deal? And cut the bullshit, Ann…Scooter was elected to represent a select group of people and he’s just doing the devil's work up there in Washington D.C.! It’s a little late to break out the Breathalyzer, isn’t it honey.

However nice, helpful, prompt and tidy she is, Harriet Miers isn't qualified to play a Supreme Court justice on "The West Wing," let alone to be a real one. Both Republicans and Democrats should be alarmed that Bush seems to believe his power to appoint judges is absolute. This is what "advice and consent" means. From www.anncoulter.com October 10, 2005.

All this questioning of Presidential power is so very un-American, Ann! Wasn’t it you who said everyone should be patriotic Americans right now? Buck up and take it like a citizen, Ann. You get the government you demand and your emaciated non-blond ass has been defending Scooter's gospel for years.

Jesus, what is the world coming to? Next week we’ll have Ann Coulter bitching about tax and spend Republicans and the impracticality of an ownership society…

Is Ann seeing the light? No…she’s just waking up to reality that the Emperor has no clothes and his ass is one ugly naked motherfucker. Ann Coulter is not moving to the Left. My ass is certain that Ann Coulter is really just concerned about this redefinition of her beloved Right. And all my ass can say is tough shit you spawn of Satan! Asshole neo-cons get no brownie points for fuguring out that W stands for Wrong when their idea of right is just as fucked up.

This liberal hopes Democrats do their patriotic duty, keep their distance from the brawl and let these assholes feast on their own all the way into the 2008 election cycle…

13 comments:

It truly is a beautiful day. Finally a little humor comes our way as the Republicans fume and froth at the mouth. These fools thought their fool was going to go things their way the entire time. Thing is, a fool is a fool, is a fool, and they will always do foolish things. Add this nomination to a long list of Scooter's foolish things. He is not and never has been qualified for this job! What are they really so riled up about anyway? According to them he is a great leader. My question is, what are the Democrats going to do.

This post made me laugh an evil, vindicative laugh. I just love when conservatives wake up to reality and finally find out that Bush was the wrong choice...Finally the rose colored glasses are coming off and I'm loving every moment of it (insert evil laugh here) :)

Of course, on a serious note. It is too bad that the US has to sink to such low levels before people start waking up from their self-delusion and sleep from reality.

Hello all, Before everyone gets too happy--Iam of the opinion this conservative in-fighting is all smoke and mirrors.Why else would Bush pick such a weak-assed nominee-I think the real canidate is waiting in the wings and this whole charade is designed to actually unify the party behind a hard line constitution type judge. This is one of the main reasons the Democrats keep getting their ass handed to them by George Bush- this idea he is stupid has weakened any effort to oppose him. If you take the time to actually read about W's life you will see he has used this to his advantage over and over again-he loves been underrated. I have never understood this fascination with Bush's so-called lack of intelligence, I actually believe it was started by republican operatives. Later'

You guys are all morons. I can't beleive what i have stumbled across here, a liberal blogger calling herself "Angry Black Bitch" is that not an oxymoron? I thought that if you were a liberal you had to be SENSITIVE to other ethnicities, i thought the correct term was African-American, and i am pretty sure women hate being objectified as "bitch"

You are all so full of hate you do not realize how idiotic you sound, like the country was going to elect John Kerry, who didn't even know where he stood on any issue, over George Bush, right and next thing you know you will all be thinking that Mrs. Bill Clinton will be elected in '08

Ha, i am going to keep coming bakc here so i can get more good laughs from you quacks