I'm not sure the Queen would be happy if she knew the back of her head was being licked by an oral sex toy! Brilliant idea though, saves me getting the disgusting taste of stamps/envelopes on my tongue. Although I'd probably get some strange looks and questions from the housemates if I whipped out my Sqweel in the middle of writing out Christmas Cards!

I'm not sure the Queen would be happy if she knew the back of her head was being licked by an oral sex toy! Brilliant idea though, saves me getting the disgusting taste of stamps/envelopes on my tongue. Although I'd probably get some strange looks and questions from the housemates if I whipped out my Sqweel in the middle of writing out Christmas Cards!

She might be very happy. She probably avoided sex toys when she had to go to a shop, but now she can order discretely from Lovehoney. I'm not saying she does (backtracking massively to avoid getting my head chopped off), but she could be one of us. Is she Blonde Vixen, Sum Sub, or Scorpius, who knows?

I've actually only just watched the video cos I couldn't view it on my phone earlier - omg how was Lucy not dying of hysterical laughter all the way through that video - give that woman an Oscar! Hilarious.