Five Bucks

A man is walking around New York with his wife. They find aperfume shop, the wife goes in, and he waits outside.

A hooker comes along and says to him,

"Like to come home with me, buddy? "

"For how much?" asks the man.

"One hundred dollars," the hooker answers.

"I'll give you five bucks," he replies.

The hooker swears at him and walks away. A little later, theman's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. Asthey round the corner, there stands the same hooker. She takesone look at the man and his wife and says,