Let’s see here. I don’t back up my computer because I have nothing of value on here (games can be re-downloaded with Steam). If it crashes, meh, I’ll just lose the hour re-installing Windows or Mac OS X.

You’ll never find me waiting in line for anything, tech or otherwise. I don’t even like waiting two-deep at a Starbucks or whatever.

I long ago recognized that nobody cares to see you check into this or that place. You’re not Elvis; nobody needs to know you’re at Trader Joe’s.

I have about five passwords that I rotate around various places online, so take that.

Oh God, you know who’s guilty of number 19, posting hilarious photos online? John. Every day in the chat room there’s dozens of new, wacky photos for us to enjoy.

No, this isn’t the best list in the world, but it’s getting close to 5pm and every minute of your day that I can whittle away is one less minute you need to fill.