UnBooks:My Tedious Day

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Chapter One: Waking up

This is the alarm clock that made my day so tedious.

At 6:55 this morning, my alarm clock went off. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. Five minutes later, my alarm clock went off again. Still tired, I hit the snooze button and tried to fall back asleep. By now, it was 8:25. I hurried to get dressed.

Chapter Two: Eating breakfast

This is the breakfast that made my day so tedious.

I went downstairs to make myself breakfast. I was very hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. After I ate, I was still hungry, but I didn't want to waste food, so I poured myself a quarter of a glass of juice and toasted half a piece of bread. By now, I had drank four glasses of juice and eaten eight pieces of toast. I hurried to my car.

Chapter Three: Driving my car

This is the traffic light that made my day so tedious.

I pulled out of my driveway and began to drive to work. I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. I kept driving until I came to a red light and stopped. After about a minute, the light turned green. By now, I had reached my office building. I took the elevator to the sixth floor.

Chapter Four: Writing a report sheet

This is the keyboard that made my day so tedious.

When I got to work, I saw that I needed to write a report sheet. I began to type on my computer. First, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. Then, I hit one key. Then, I hit the next key. By now, I decided to go to lunch.

Chapter Five: Eating lunch

This is the roast beef that made my day so tedious.

When I got to the restaurant, I ordered roast beef. My food came, and I began to eat. I cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. Then, I picked up my fork, cut a piece of meat, put it in my mouth, chewed, and put my fork down. By now, I had finished my beef. I paid and left.

Chapter Six: Walking back to my office

This is the street that made my day so tedious.

I began to walk back to my office. I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I walked for about a block and turned left. Then, I walked for about a block and turned right. Then, I was kidnapped.

Chapter Seven: Getting kidnapped

This is the masked gunman that made my day so tedious.

I found myself tied to a chair in a warehouse. A masked gunman was standing near me and tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. Once again, he tried to punch me in the face. I tried to dodge the blow, and he hit the side of my head. By now, I was bleeding extensively. The gunman walked away.