White Sox Dave Is A Neanderthal Who Now Owes Bryce Harper AND Team Portnoy A Personal Apology

Shots fired Team Portnoy? I can't see it any other way. See, Davey Cowards and I play MLB The Show almost every day. He stinks. Bad. The man simply may not know how baseball works.

But no matter what, no matter the scenario, no matter how many runs he's down, White Sox Dave will wind up and fire one right at Bryce Harper's face. And you almost have to respect it. Just a solid compilation of meatstick intelligence.

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