Intense has a lot of great ideas, but this is genius. Allow me to take it one step farther and suggest an album with "Rocket Man" as the feature tune, and wait for it..... Shatner and Mac in duet. I would seriously pay money for that.

Before this radical silliness goes too far, I should warn you that now you're really tempting fate. This is a terriby dangerous, horrifying idea, Michael.

Such a duet, with a "Rocket Man" postmodern interpretation (I suspect awkward jazz dancing to atonal bongo drumming in the background might also be involved), would surely cause the entire multiverse to implode.

"Frankly, there's nothing worse (aside from death, global famine, nuclear disaster and all-round armageddon) than seeing players in the UFO field fawning all over their peers at conferences as they seek acceptance into the ufological sand-pit by saying the 'right thing' to the 'right people.' Thankfully, there's none of that in Mac's world."