Skepticon of Pyrrhonia wrote:Sasquatch did come into existence after a hippie bred with a bonobo while tripping on acid during Woodstock. The Sasquatch was infertile but could time travel. It later died after it traveled back in time to assassinate president Kennedy as instructed by an alien race of humans from the distant future in another galaxy to appease the conspiracy theorists' two person shooter theory. The beast died by swallowing a poison capsule. It refused to grunt to authorities. Don't ask me how I know this. It was revealed to me by a deity.

I knew that.

. . . with the satisfied air of a man who thinks he has an idea of his own because he has commented on the idea of another . . . - Alexandre Dumas 'The Count of Monte Cristo"

There is no statement so absurd that it has not been uttered by some philosopher. - Cicero