I'd be a shame for the final to be decided via forfeit. Since J-dude is OK with it, we'll wait for Mud to take care of that thing I hear is called something like "real life." Jab whenever you are ready Mud!

J-Dude started out carefully with a simple magic trick.
Mud opened up a can of whoop-ass with the hairy potter judges.
J-Dude broke out the skins.
Mud took the mushroom road to a higher plane.
J-Dude came back with a desk view smackdown.
Mud wrote the paper for the grand late finale.

Excellent battle finalists!

Based on a 3 round point-decision, I hereby declare the winner of the 2012 Luxtoberfest LuxShoppe Showdown to be ... Mud !!!