Gorilla-like hair

Ever seen GLH? It’s been around for a few years, a truly frightening sign of the times. GLH is spray paint for balding heads. Nothing more. Somehow this is supposed to simulate hair follicles.

I saw a man who had used this product. How could I tell? Because even at a distance of eight feet, in low light, his bald head was clearly spray-painted black. Unevenly, I might add. The effect was that of a man who was the victim of a drunken fraternity prank.

The question to me is, what the hell does GLH really stand for? Surely it can’t stand for Good Looking Hair, because it is anything but. Tamity and I were discussing this subject and concluded the following. Tell me what you think it stands for.

Genuine Lycanthropic Hedonist is all I could come up with.(Sometimes I get ‘furrious’ for no good reason, unless somebody Moons me!)
Here’s an insult for you:
“I just talked with your doctor. They found the location of your wild hair. Unfortunatly it was still attached to your scalp!”