The point of it is that it's nicer than other coffees because it's milky. It has a double espresso in it which is quite a lot for me as I don't generally drink the stuff. Hence the term "frying" (admittedly an exaggeration).

that we are both saying sorry.... don't get paranoid that this is a co-ordinated P*** take, we are operating as entirely separate and independant entities, I have in no way possessed Bobby by 'mirror magic'

seems to be today's recurring theme, and not being one to let the side down I had a chicken salad baguette and some plain (they're not called Ready Salted, they're plain crisps and always will be) Walkers.

I also had a twix. I'd forgotten the value of a good twix. Very tasty.

Wedges are just posh chips. That suck. It's like when you go to a poncy ub and they give you cracked black peper with sea salt crisps. It's like JUST GIVE ME A PACKET OF SALT AND VINEGAR CRISPS YOU C**TS.