Ciddy the hoster was a jolly, corny soul
With a pig mystic and a Mailbag show
And a portable plot hole.
Ciddy the hoster is a bit schtizo they say.
It seems he's Lucca and Ozzie too
And some guy who says "Yummies" all day.

There must have been some insanity in that
Old green hat he found.
Now that it is on his head,
He's one of the craziest around.

Oh, Ciddy the hoster
Was as funny as he could be
And the repliers say he would laugh
If there was a Mess Up he could see.