Well, should we pity the rogues this week? AHAHAHAHA. Are you, like, kidding? Nah.

“Bang, bang.” Just kidding.

How about pitying the turkeys? No, they’re just rogues in disguise. Kill them all.

How about the Talon King Ikiss?

That’s who I pity. He’s going to be rolled multiple times this week. The insult to the injury being we’re wearing silly Pilgrim costumes while we do it.

Anyway, this involves a lot of running around, so my advice is: Marry a mage. :)

Oh, yeah, I also leveled up my Cooking to do get to do this achievement. (Don’t forget there’s level 70 Ravagers in Hellfire Penninsula that have a MUCH higher drop rate for ravager flesh. (To get you from 300 to 325.)) I was level 1 in Cooking on the Day of the Dead celebration. Today, after cooking up a couple of Turkey feasts, am level 348. The things we do for a dumb outfit and a silly title. Now I have to find more rogues and pick up more weapons to shoot them with. (And visit the Horde cities.)