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I have one friend who claimed to have slept with Tim McGraw while he was on tour and another who was a PA on XFiles. She claims she got it on with Duchovny frequently. She said she was in the middle of making the beast with two backs with David when his wife went into labor and he got "the call". She said he would have liked me because I was his "type," slightly tom boy-ish.

I also heard from one of Tom Cruise's doubles that he sleeps with everyone on set. He said, I quote, "...and I do mean everyone." But who knows what's BS in this business.

Eddie Kaye Thomas frenched me in a limo once. It was a bit of a surprise. Didn't have sex. I did have sex with a star of an HBO series though. He's a producer not an actor but he was one of the stars of the series.

@Count Jerkula - "Do hookers who became porn whores count" 99.9% of who the show will feature. Since Clooney changed the game and went class not trash, well... it's becoming bad for business for - c/d list "actresses", "aspirings", VS "angels", TheDirty wh***s, Vegas strippers, Paris Ho Hilton and her passe - Lohan + all Kardaslutians

No need to be embarrassed @Writergirlinla. We all have our Jeff Balises in our pasts. At least you have a slept with a celebrity story. All I ever did was shake Leonard Nimoy's hand at an appearance when I was 10 years old.

No. That's cool! Nimoy got me drunk at a funeral in NYC years ago. He kept bringing me and his wife wine from the bar at the wake! I heart that man!!!! He is way too cool for school. And his wife Susan is fabulous too. Love them.

I used to sleep with a Playboy model/radio host named Brandie all the time. Yeah, her mom worked second shift at Planters with my Dad so she and her brother stayed with me and my mom Monday-Thursday nights. Sure I was 6 and she was 5 but it counts, dammit!

Little Richard hit on me at a concert. He was on stage performing, playing and singing at the piano which was positioned at the side of the stage, only 4 or 5 feet from the edge. This was at an outdoor venue in Toronto about 30 years ago. Myself and another guy were standing there at the side of the stage watching. Little Richard was about 10 feet away and about 5 feet above us on stage, and he and I locked eyes. He smiled and smiled and smiled at me. Never took his eyes off of me while he was performing. It was a mixed bag of performers that evening, I kind of forget who all was there, I thing Alice Cooper was and also King Biscuit Boy whom some of you might know of. Anyway, each performer was on stage for only 30 or 40 minutes and I really didn't want to talk to Little Richard when he came off because it was pretty evident that he was smitten with me so I got out of there.

Also, had a little meet and greet with Jane Fonda. This was about 25 years ago in a video rental store, late in the evening, maybe 10 PM or so. I was with someone and Miss Fonda was there by herself. She was in town filming a movie and her hotel was close by. and we all got to talking and it was pretty clear that Miss Fonda was taking a shining to me. No make up, and she was stunning. Have always wondered why I didn't dump the girl and go back to the hotel. What did I have to lose? I was stupid.

@Charlie It went pretty good. The whole day seemed to be a comedy of errors, though. Sunday I was telling my brother I needed to get my hair trimmed (I had it almost to the middle of my back) and had it in a ponytail, my youngest niece heard and I fall asleep, she comes in with a pair of scissors and cuts the ponytail off gapping my hair all around. So I go to find a barber shop to get it fixed, every single one was on vacation and finally found one 2 hours before I was supposed to get Nikki.

Then she tells me general directions to get where she is staying, she's from out of town so she doesn't know the area she's at very well. She tells me stuff like "Take a left at a school" We only have 15 schools here lol

Finally her sister gets home and she asks her the name of the school. She's staying about a mile down the street from where the rent house we own and where I lived for 20+ years is lol.

Dinner went fine, then we had an hour before the movie but she was too full for any desert, so we drove around and I bought her a case of Mangoritas she seems to love, and she drank a couple before the movie. We get to the movie, Days of Future Past and we are the only two in the place lol

She told me to call her afteer I took her home now just debating how long to wait. 3 days isn';t it?

On top of sleeping with Brandie (sleeping as in going to actual sleep, we were 6 and 5, get your mind out of the gutter Count lol http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=brandie+moses&FORM=HDRSC2 There she is now for you, bro. You're welcome lol)

I did have sex with a couple of minor celebrities, Traci Brooks of TNA fame and former Nitro Girl Fyre. Hooked up with them after shows through wrestlers I'm friends with. Soon after Traci started dating Frankie Kazarian and never followed Fyre, she was just hot and I was young. Both of them would be favorites of Count since they liked people making wine of their brown eyes, that's a stupid way of saying they like gape (gape sounds like grape, you make wine from grapes, tenuous I know) and for those that don't even get that, they liked taking penis in the pooper.

My nympho alkie former roommate met Dave Matthews in a hotel bar by chance, he took her upstairs, they did the deed and parted in the hotel bar later. Only when she asked his name that she realized who he was. And she was a tour groupie with Social Distortion Mike Ness looks and acts like a piece of crap that hit a brick wall, but whatever floats your boat!

Nicole, your story is mind blowing! Can you share any details, such as how much $$$ MJ was going to pay you, did you meet him, how did they find you in the 1st place, was conception to be by turkey baster?

My friend hooked up with Dougray Scott here in Sydney whilst he was filming the first Mission Impossible film....they had such athletic bedroom action that she put his back out and it put production out six weeks whilst he recovered. This meant he had to forfeit his next major role......Wolverine in the first X-Men....so my mate is inadvertently responsible for Hugh Jackman's career!

Lil Flip got my phone number after a concert in a mexican restaurant and texted me for a night.

That's all I got. My celeb encounters are limited to concert sightings. I did make eye contact with Kid Cudi in NOLA last year and Kamtin Mohager of The Chain Gang of 1974 pointed at me and sang to me this past weekend at Free Press Summer Fest. Crazy stuff guys, crazy stuff.

I've been told I look a lot like Scarlett Johansson so in that respect I've fucked lots and lots of celebs.

Theo from real world hit on me once which is embarrassing. I partied for a week with all the guys from extreme home makeover when i was in college. They all hit on me, but they were all gay. my stories suck...

I totally walked in on Ron Jeremy getting a blow job from some random chick. He was in Cincinnati doing a club appearance and, I was in the vip area with friends. I walked back to the "ultra VIP" area to say hi and meet him and, when I "walked behind the velvet rope" he was straight up getting head from some nasty chick. They both smiled and informed me that I could feel free to join them...I politely declined.

Not sex, but I recognised Adrian Brody walking down Lambton Quay in Wellington (New Zealand) one quiet Sunday quite some years ago and asked him for a photo. He was absolutely charming - not at all like what the consensus about him here is - after he obliged with the photo, he told me I was very pretty, and asked what I was up to. Before departing, he gave me a hug, and a kiss on the cheek and said it was lovely to meet me!

One of the last living Munchkins (now dead) used to hang out at this restaurant/bar I used to work at in St. Louis. The cocktail waitresses had to wear jerseys and tennis skirts and he always tried to feel us up when we walked by. Nothing like having a dirty, older than God munchkin run his hand up your leg.

No, but Bill Clinton made a special point of remembering me when I was working on his first presidential campaign. At the time, I was oblivious but surprised that he remembered my name after meeting me in a receiving line once 4 months prior. After the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke, it made sense -- my 21-year-old self looked a lot like Monica. Bill C clearly has a type.

Ricky Melendez from that boy band Menudo locked eyes with me around 12 years ago. It was a parade I thought he was going to jump from the car and kiss me the way he was looking at me but after I blew him a kiss he blew me one too from far away.

In the 1960's, i used to frequent bar/ club that ny islanders hung out in. They were always hitting on everyone, inc me. Disgustingly drunk, slurring, weaving, always bragging about how much money they had. In order, turnoff, turnoff, turnoff, major turnoff. Dont know if they ever got laid.

Years ago, during his Copperhead Road tour I met Steve Earle..he and I shared a few drinks. He was charming and stoned, my daughter said it would have made a better story if I would have accepted his offer. But, after a few shooters my stomach was rolling and I was concerned he'd be wearing my dinner.

When I was working at a smoke shop in college, Sublime (after the singer died, as the longbeach dub name) got my number while I was working. They called a few weeks later and wanted me and "my girls" to meet them. It was Tuesday and my girls, all 2 of them, were busy. So I figured best to not call them back or meet up. Fast crowd, too fast for me probably.

Another time while studying abroad my roommate and I started having drinks purchased for us by some "international businessmen", we went to a very fancy club with them and they were treated like royalty. Eventually we went to the bathroom and slipped out without a farewell. I'm pretty sure they were mobbed up. Really good food and drink, but thankfully I usually know when to dip. Once again, fast crowds are not to be taken lightly.

completely ot ot ot warning betchy readers!!!daily mail has text exchange b/w2 teenagers : girl cheated on bf w/ his best friend and she wants him back. he posted it on twitterit's highlarious!!she quoted hitler trying to get him back.. i don't do clicky but his name is kane zipperman.. main page must read!!

mimi's album debut sold 58k copies!!ouch!! expect lots of mimi reveals in the morning kiddos!! i suspect this barely holding on to A list singer (elusive chanteuse)has been drinking and popping pills all day long and has to be propped up by her handlers in order to give 2 shits aboot her cheating husband or expanding waistline anymore..can you guess???not jlonot xtina

No sexy times but solid ass grab from Fred Durst, and ass & vag grab during a photo with none other than repressed train wreck Andy Dick. #2 was quite violating, but he was clearly gakked out of his mind.

@Seachica - I look a LOT like Monica, too -- 1998 was hell for me, hearing, "Do you know who you look like?" everywhere I went -- but it was in fact my brother who has met Bill C. He did a celeb golf tourney in Jersey for his company and met Bill and a couple of folks like Richard Kind. The pièce de résistance for me, though, wasn't Bill but rather Kyle MacLachlan, who he said was the nicest, most genuine celeb he'd ever met. (He meets a lot of 'em.) 15-year-old AKM nearly died at being a degree of separation from Agent Cooper.

Sorry that my turn consisted of "celebs my brother has met" instead of "celebs I personally have boinked." I haven't even met too many...how do you people do it?!