"Swimming in the social stream." "Crowdsourcing app discovery-platform." "Can you talk about getting conceptual liftoff?" "What's your current go-to-market strategy?" "Now, let's talk about disrupting the disruptors." "We're iterating our butts off, dude." "Looks like it's searching for a use case." "We're all about glocal right now." "Collaborative consumption is truly a revolution." "Plat-Ag." (As in "Platform-Agnostic.") "You did one of the great pivots of all-time." "We don't measure our success by financial results."

Thank you for reminding me why I need to get the fuck out of the tech industry. One of my friends is thinking about starting a sports bar and wants me to join him; another is founding a startup and wants me, as well. I think I'm going with the sports bar.

Just make sure it's not a sports bar that caters to startup "employees," for example in SOMA. Note that even though DNA is in SOMA, I do not think it caters to startup types, or at least not directly as a coffee shop or bar might.