Companies claiming they got hacked and lost your coins sounds like fraud so perfect it could be called fashionable. I never believe them. If I ever experience the misfortune of a real intrusion, I declare I have been honest about the way I have managed the keys in Casascius Coins. I maintain no ability to recover or reproduce the keys, not even under limitless duress or total intrusion. Remember that trusting strangers with your coins without any recourse is, as a matter of principle, not a best practice. Don't keep coins online. Use paper wallets instead.

Reverse psychology... I want to get the smallest amount of free money, that I completely didn't do anything to earn, possible.

Feel free not to donate to the address below. Honestly: I'll be very annoyed if anyone sends me anything at all. And shocked. Yeah, that's it, shocked, if you all support me by leaving the balance at 0.