Wears Tapout to weddings crew
Hairy asscheeks crew
Mind destroyed from porn crew
Can only fap if chick's head is being shoved down a toilet crew
No fap crew
Compulsive liar crew
Hope the paranormal exists but it probably doesn't crew
Can't tell if this is real life or virtual reality crew

merlin, although that rear end in the first pic has been horrendously chopped

*****official misc photography crew *****

victory consistently train all year to be the enemies misery
Success is my only mother****ing option, failure's not
Laugh so Hard that even Sorrow Smiles at You, Live life so Well that Even Death Loves to see you LIVE
the more we sweat in training, the less we bleed in battle
Gym Time [[[---]]]

Military press: 155, Bench: 275, squat 385

"I'm a badass. I'm so badass, I have to tell people I'm a badass so they will realize I'm a badass."

- Keine sonne die mir scheint crew.
- If you are a woman under 5'8 and you hate short guys, tie your tubes and stop contributing to the problem with your inferior genes.
- Adulthood is a point in time when you regret everything that you have done thus far in your life.