Expert. Yeah, that’s what we meant. Expert. The man who can turn many an innocent kitchen implement into a electrifying experience.

AND IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY!

Come help us celebrate one of our favorite sadist’s big day in our very special way. There will be cake! (The cake is NOT a lie!)

And we’re pretty sure Monkey Man will be the one handing out spankings, not taking them… (Not even Tymber’s brave enough to try taking a swat at him! LOL)

Although if you ask nicely, he might be willing to light you up with a violet wand…

Cost:

$20 members
$24 non-members/guests

Discount:

If you RSVP on the Fetlife event before midnight Friday, 7/28, AND you’re one of the first 15 people in the door before 9pm, you can save $5 on your entry fee.

OR…

If you bring a potluck nommy to share, you can save $5.

(Discount valid only for members in good standing and not stackable on top of other discounts or voucher cards.)

July birthday? If you’re a current member in good standing, you can get in FREE if your birthday is in July. (Good only once per year per member.)

Not a member? Not a problem! Pay the $25 membership fee, have your nightly fee waived, fill out our waiver form and speak with one of our staffers. (Make sure to have a current photo ID with your date of birth on it. Must be 18 years of age or older. All prospective members and guests are checked against the national DOJ database for registered sex offenders.)