It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language
during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be
easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with
coworkers. Therefore, a list of preferred new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

Preferred: Perhaps I can work late.Instead of: When the fuck do you expect me to do this?