Slippery People

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Super fatigued after all that driving. Wow, yeah DFW driving suuuuuuuuuuucked. Last time I saw traffic that bad was when I was downtown Chicago. Other than that it was 13 hours of straight boring on I20. Mississippi has a few towns to look at but Louisiana… damn. Nothing for 3 hours. Had a lot of fun with Claire and her daughters, though. Weather was great all 6 days. Went out to eat a lot. Did a lot of running around. Didn’t get much sleep (makes your insinuations now.)

Looking back, I didn’t take a single picture. Claire did though. When we went to Red Lobster (I had a gift card, leave me alone) we saw this in the parking lot, which made me laugh.
“This won’t fit.”
“Hold my beer.
..Also lets go eat out.”

Claire to me: “You didn’t take a single picture of us together but you want a picture of this. Really?”
>__>^literally her face.

Welcome to the sentimental dumpster fire that will be your future husband. ^___^

Less chance the cops will do give full force if she only escaped. Anytime a cop gets injured badly or (God forbids) geta killed there is always a huge man hunt and all the cops in Town (and surrounding area) go back on duty until the subject is caught.

I feel like if he posted on this comic the time and place of his wedding, it wouldn’t be a question of if cosplay Buckinghams would crash his wedding so much as how many of each would show up and would we have any of the family unrepresented.

If that were to happen, the catering would only be finger food, or food that can be eaten with a spork. Can you imagine the number of family infighting incidents that would happen if several of each sister were to show up.

A cousin of mine married a girl from another country. The wedding itself was near her home, but then when they came back they had two or three receptions for all the family & friends that didn’t fly half a day to the wedding.

If Rusche & Claire decide they want to include comic fans, they could still do whatever they were planning otherwise and just have a non-catered meet-up to allow comic fans to show up and wish them well.

However, I’m personally from the school/mindset that marriage is for the two people getting married, and they don’t have to actually share it with anyone else if that isn’t part of what makes them happy about getting married (some people are quite personal/private about relationships and don’t consider them anyone else’s business, even close family and friends).

Maybe Summer is insinuating something about David (the fixer of Tarra’s messes) as if Tarra was a baby, or this “daddy” could even be some other character like Mr. Radio.
But she is probably just referencing Herb’s intervention two pages back. Interestingly that means Summer did recognize who the chief of police was.
Or maybe she knew that someone with the gall to demand her to drop the double cheeseburger had to be related to Tarra

I’m appreciating the Talking Heads references these last two pages. I can even see dedicating today’s song to the owner of that deskmobile – “What’s the matter with him?” “He’s alright!” “How do you know?” “Good Lord don’t mind!”

And now it’s time for everyone’s favorite poll question time, “What’s _______?” This week, we ask the following question, “Which major U.S. city, that you have driven through, has the worst traffic on a major thoroughfare?”

Soooooooo…. I literally discovered your comic a month ago but didn’t start reading it until last week. I’ve basically read it non-stop(as much as one can with a job and semi-life) and it’s one of the best, if not the best webcomic series I’ve read! Hands down!

For the welcome basket I suppose I can throw in this 20′ fiberglass insulation (no solid fiberglass for the exterior, just a lot of loose fiberglass insulation) sculpture of McFatFat. Much like McFatFat, it’s not recommended to spend an extended period of time downwind.

I only take the odd pictures myself. Drives my friends and family nuts.
Congrats to both of you.
I once squeezed a colapsed queen bedframe into a 3 door Ford focus, headboard included, and drove it home 20 miles. I will admit it was tight. My landlord said I looked like I was in a clown car.
Thank you for all the great comics.

Is that a desk in that car, as in “I got some fuckin’ business to get done” or is it a podium, as in “I got some fuckin’ business talk to get done”
Hmmm… Could also be really serious 3 card Monty grifter…. So many question!

Lol, you think that desk is bad, you should see some of the idiotic crap I’ve hauled. I towed my 89 crew cab dual truck home with my 95 chevy astro van. When I was in highschool, I pulled my 1988 F-150 home with a tow dolly with my 1972 VW super beetle. It had a stroker motor and disc brakes, so it had more power then the sad 302, but was still a funny sight to see regardless haha