As Having closed a
Mash Monster Elite Gripper (Level 3) with one hand under strict and uniformly ethical and
authenticated conditions

The certification is
granted by the GripBoard as an independent third party with no ethical or
commercial conflict of interest. The Mash Monster Gripper was one of a limited
number supplied by, rated and qualified by, and controlled by the Board. This
momentous feat was demonstrated before a qualified witness and videotaped to
assure it will be valid for historical posterity.