1.) At the beginning of the season I didn’t know what a Clavicle was….. Now I know that I have two.
2.) I rarely pay attention to who is on the practice squad….. Now I can what them start.
3.) I will never have to watch Nate Kaeding miss a playoff winning/tying kick (in a Charger Uniform).
4.) For that matter….. I will not have to watch a gut wrenching playoff loss.
5.) I will not waste my money on that sticky substance that we were accused of using….Based on Rivers’s fumbles it is obvious the stuff doesn’t work.
6.) I can still enjoy watching the best Chargers personnel play…. For other teams, that are still in contention to make the playoffs or at least have the possibility to win a game or two.
7.) We can still break records…. Like losing the largest 1st Half lead and allowing Petyon & Co to score 34 un-answered points. Pick that one thing and be good at it!
8.) Charity! It is the season for charity….. That’s why we have become known to pay players not to start, produce or even play. What can we say we're “givers”.
9.) Other teams can use AJ Smith as a guide….. For who to draft and how to handle contract negotiations.
10.) Norv Turner will once again be employed….. as an Offensive Coordinator.