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Friday, April 16, 2010

16 April 2010

Front and centre: In an alternate, dystopian universe, this picture of Sarah Palin would make a great American Apparel ad.

Top right: Is $30 million enough for me to buy Alaska and burn it down? Scorched earth policy.

Bottom: I've done a lot of thinking about this ad and I'm pretty sure the three commandments they're talking about are: thou shalt not murder, thou shalt keep holy the Sabbath day and thou shalt not cruise the streets in an elegant green car with thy neighbour's wife.

Summary: I fear that Sarah Palin's wild face will be the last image to flash before my eyes at the moment of my death.

Why?

The Toronto Sun is the city of Toronto's most reactionary/hilarious newspaper, with a broad readership that includes everyone from old men who wear track pants and fish in the Don River to young women with Support Our Troops tramp stamps.