Alright people, it doesn’t get any easier than this. Let’s hear your best captions in the comments.

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Yeah, get the wet/dry shopvac. That’s “Rexstacy Sauce” your standing in. And have you seen your sister?

09.06.07 at 9:23 pm

Open Bar

Yep, Sex Cannon’s cock from Mommy’s two-hole! Hop to it!

09.06.07 at 9:41 pm

Babydaddy

If you don’t pipe down until the game’s over, you’ll be surgically removing my size 12 Florsheim from your Underoos. Scram, junior.

09.06.07 at 10:13 pm

iamuda

Yeah. Get the Vikings on that boat, head down to Newport News and get those, uh, packages from Mr. Vick. You might want to swing by Chicago to get Tank Johnson for some muscle. But, whatever you do, stay the hell away from New England. Brady might get someone or something pregnant.

09.06.07 at 11:34 pm

Awful Chief

Go ahead and take lil’er lil’ Ronnie out of “Fuck da Eagles”. She’s had enough tonight.

09.07.07 at 12:07 am

Jackin'4Beats

Take off that queer doctor’s outfit, you look like Brady Quinn at a wedding reception.

09.07.07 at 12:33 am

Snowmanco

I begul shitting, and then I washed mah ass, then I lost the construda. Can you take a look and see if you can find it?

09.07.07 at 12:42 am

Corey

Nah….I asked for a sexy Rexy fastball and that’s what I got.

09.07.07 at 12:47 am

Chris

[insert Brady Quinn’s rampant homosexuality joke HERE]

09.07.07 at 1:48 am

J.L. White

“Yeah, the trash. Careful, it is as pungent and rotten as the New Orleans Saints offense was tonight against the Colts!”