When Victoria's Secret heads down to St. Bart's each December to shoot their bikini special edition, well, the island suddenly fills up with more hotness talent than one atoll destination deserves. The latest to shoot is our belusted South African blondie, Candice Swanepoel, who's asstastic alone is making us wonder who detailed a life strategy we need to someday be a position to caress her bottom with being arrested.

We're guessing step one might be to become a multi-millionaire real estate developer or to star in a summer blockbuster film, so our work is cut out for us, but if it means being able to ramble gentle around Candice's smoking hot bikini body with not just freedom, but encouragement, then we at least need to give it the old college try. Enjoy.