"Religions are easy to invent. Most traditional religions have little or nothing to do with reality, are
dependent on obfuscation, interpretation, guilt, and unreasoning faith - some more than others. Since Satanism is essentially a religion
of the self, it holds that the individual and his personal needs comes first. If that means playing with trains or spike-heeled shoes or
singing in the bathtub, those are its sacraments and devotions. Taking inventory of old comic books is counting beads on a rosary, each
book being a station of the cross." - The Most Powerful Religion by Anton LaVey