Re: Good Jokes, pt.IV

Re: Good Jokes, pt.IV

teacher ' were going to play a game, ill show you how to play with dave'teacher ' ok, ill describe an object and you tell me what it is'dave ' okteacher ' its big, round and orange, what is it'dave 'mmm an orange!teacher ' ok, now you trydave ' ok, its big, long, hard, with a red head on it and makes you warm insideteacher 'dave!!!!dave ' no, its a matchstick!

Re: Good Jokes, pt.IV

A farmer had three daughters who had dates on three consecutive nights.

The first night, a boy came and rang the bell. The farmer greeted the door -Hello I am Joe, I am here for Floe. We are going to the show, Is she ready to go?And the two went out and had a happy night

The second night, another guy came -Hi I am Eddy, I am here for betty. We shall have spaghetti, is she ready?And the second daughter went away.

Then came the last night and a mysterious guy came. -Hello, My name is chuck......

The farmer shot him!

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.''God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it''You have made another human being happy. There is no greater accomplishment.' -bobbym

Re: Good Jokes, pt.IV

Re: Good Jokes, pt.IV

Is this okay too?

Johnny to Dad: Dad, May I date the next door girl?Dad: Indeed. But who's she?Johnny: She's Sandra.Dad: You must not do that, I am sorry.Johnny: Why?Dad: Well, do not tell anyone. She's actually your sister.

Johnny goes back to his room depressed,

After a month:Johnny: Dad, may I date Eliza this time?Dad: I am afraid, son. He's your sister too.

Furiated Johnny goes to momMom: Whats up, son?Johnny: I wanted to date Eliza and Sandra but he says that they are actually my sisters!Mom: Worry not, son. He ain't your father.

'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.''God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it''You have made another human being happy. There is no greater accomplishment.' -bobbym

Re: Good Jokes, pt.IV

Re: Good Jokes, pt.IV

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'And fun? If maths is fun, then getting a tooth extraction is fun. A viral infection is fun. Rabies shots are fun.''God exists because Mathematics is consistent, and the devil exists because we cannot prove it''You have made another human being happy. There is no greater accomplishment.' -bobbym