Thursday, October 2, 2008

In honor of tonight's buzzed-about vice presidential debate, he revealed the "Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Debate Camp" on his show Wednesday.

Read on below, and then vote on who you think will win tonight's debate!

#10: “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”#9: “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”#8: "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”#7: “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”#6: “We’re screwed!”#5: “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”#4: “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″#3: “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”#2: “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”#1: “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”