NBA to Realign for 2004-2005 Season

My Spurs will be in the tough Southwest Division along with Dallas, Houston, Memphis and New Orleans which is moving to the Western Conference from the East. The new Charlotte team will replace New Orleans in the East.

When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey