Portal 2 Walkthrough And Cake

Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It’s true! Did you also know YouTuber Shadowguard18 from the Netherlands uploaded a full walkthrough for Portal 2? Unbelievable. You, *uploader real name here,* must be the pride of *uploader hometown here.*
These videos might get pulled tomorrow, so assume the Party Escort Submission Position and view them while you still can. Watching these videos is a test. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the end of the testing period. Have I lied to you? I mean, in this post?
[Inset photo made by JetGirl.]