Business owners in Louisiana would have the right to turn left-handed customers away because of religious beliefs under a new bill scheduled to be introduced in the next legislative session. “My brother is left-handed. Some of my best friends are left-handed,”…

Call it the Big Uneasy. A local man has voiced his concerns to the City Council over bathroom rights stemming from an influx of crossdressers expected to arrive downtown on Saturday. “I heard someone talking the other day about how…

Louisiana’s first LEGO retail store will be dumping millions upon millions of bricks at Lakeside Shopping Center in Metairie as soon as parents get around to building it. The store, which will be located across from Gouge boutique and next…

The process scientists use for making hurricane predictions prior to every season isn’t nearly as scientific as one might think. According to a prominent scientist at Colorado State University’s Department of Atmospheric Sciences — the group that releases annual predictions on the…

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