What Would GOOP Tip?

Speaking of crazy parents...
And I know some of you can relate to this too...

Have you ever had to sneak back to a table to add more to the tip?

I’m pretty militant on this issue - it’s unacceptable for celebrities not to tip, and well. Don’t give a sh-t if the service was sh-t. How often would that happen anyway? Fact - any celebrity makes more than the person waiting the table or working the valet. Another 20 -30% doesn’t make a difference. As already mentioned, this is why I can’t with Pete Sampras anymore even though I used to be a big fan. Because, according to Andre Agassi in his book, one day he only tipped the valet a dollar bill. That’s disgusting is what that is.

Gwyneth Paltrow?

Please.

Gwyneth is an asshole in many ways, sure. But Gwyneth would not be an asshole about tipping. Here she is leaving dinner last night with a $10 bill in her hand on her way to her car. I feel like Gwyneth would be that girl who is super responsible about it too. She’ll always have cash on hand, and in the right denominations, specifically for tips. Also...interesting...

Gwyneth is not an iPhone user.

And all you iPhone users are now like - haha, we didn’t want her anyway!

I’m not an iPhone user either. My emails regularly go more than 300 words. You will never be able to convince me that the current iPhone will be efficient for that kind of typing. Maybe Gwyneth sends really, really long judgy emails.