Happy Birthday!

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole
scene had an eerie surreal quality, like when you're
on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on
at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers
raced across the grassy field toward each other like
two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m.
traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m.
at a speed of 35 mph.

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This here's a jam for all the fellas
Tryin to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause your over-zealous
Play hard to get, females get jealous.

Jul 12 2008 2:44PM

All times are Eastern (-4)

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