Sunday, March 27, 2005

I was already in a horrible mood. That just skyrocketed my anger into utter shock.Prosperity. Security. Development. Yeah, how exactly would F-16s, given to a nation full of terrorists, actually do that again?

Thursday, March 24, 2005

Mother FuCK

can't go to Ea's movie party thing on saturday cause i have to go to brothers friends barmitzvah

but the point, i have like this display board, the kind you used in elementary school to go up behind a skateboard deck that everyone is going to sign whatever on. i have to come up with something to put on it like "Nicks barmitzvah sign in blah blah blah" something "funky" as my mom so eloquently put it, and i have no idea at all and ill be at tjkdfl;jksadl;fj the end of the story goes, give me ideas someone, everyone

Laura: you know...Laura: i want a big bedElBifin: cause youre a slut?Laura: with flannel sheetsLaura: and a lot of pillows and blanketsLaura: because thenLaura: i will sleep nakedElBifin: awesomeElBifin: but why do you need all thatLaura: becauseLaura: i'm coldLaura: but i hate waking up with wedgies

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Wow this guy is great, and people are idiots

Monday, March 21, 2005

SOMEONE has to have an opinion on this

my moms been watching the news about the woman on the feeding tube that wants to die but bush and people are trying to stop her.

lets put it this way, I think that terry schiavo should regain conciousness, meet Bush, and PUNCH HIM IN the face, and when everyone is all schocked, she should faint, collapse and EXPLODE, i think that that would be the only appropriate ending to this.

Big B = Rich

Big B: how about ishut upBig B: convince meBig B: whats their for me to seeElBifin: its fucking awesomeElBifin: what are you doing, fucking madman quest?Big B: nnoooo more like im tired outta my mindBig B: and im crazyBig B: and im not wearing a shirtBig B: hahaBig B: now we need a clown some bubble gum a mouse trap and a ball and chain and were set for funElBifin: ?Big B: draw up some blue prints this one is a dooozyElBifin: what the hell are you talking aboutElBifin: go to sleep

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Latest Idea from Chris

as i told rob, chris was telling me when he was in high school they played manhunt in school

in the morning, you put everyones names into a hat and everyone picks one, and during the day you have to shoot the person whos name you have, you can't shoot anyone else, even if theyre trying to get you. hour period is automatic cease-fire. someone just needs to find out where we can get those suction cup dart guns or if not, cheap water pistols.

just got home from chris's, dead tired cause we rode bikes everywhere and i was riding a borrowed one that was probably made before i was born and the pedals, gears and various other things were broken, so it took alot more out of me, but now i want to ride more to get to be less of a lazy ass. so ed you have to find your bike.came in, noones home, computer is on, my downloads are still running, beautiful, but i have 3 fucking xfires from madman as usual saying come back even though i wasnt in the same fucking borough as my computer, thenjess: "hey"devin: "are there stairs in your house?"Rocky: "here"laura: steve you're a noooooob because you took the bus when i would have driven you home*** Auto-response sent to laura: OMGWTFBBQGRASSKTHXBYE*** "laura" signed off at Fri Mar 18 16:23:35 2005.*** "laura" signed on at Fri Mar 18 16:26:47 2005.*** "Laura" signed off at Fri Mar 18 17:29:39 2005.*** "laura" signed off at Fri Mar 18 18:25:16 2005.*** "laura" signed on at Fri Mar 18 22:45:39 2005.*** "laura" signed off at Fri Mar 18 22:54:24 2005.

and fucking 48 hours of downloading and its still not done. you know what I'm talking about rob.

#1 Make a paper football and get someone to play with you. When they put their hands up into a little goal, flick the football at the teacher and immediately go back to doing your work.#2 Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud enough for the class to hear "When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay" and see how many people say "ho"#3 At another quiet time, shout out "Marco" and then in a squeaky voice shout out "Polo seinior"#4 Practice your ty-chi. Wave your arms all around like your really know what you are doing.#5 Meditate. Humm as loud as you can and when your teacher says something about it, act all offended. "Do you have a problem with my religion, sir!?"#6 If one of your friends is drinking something, in the middle of a drink start chanting "chug! chug! chug!"#7 When the class is very quiet, say in a casual voice "Knock knock"#8 When the class is quiet, sigh and say "This class is really boring"#9 Shoot rubber bands at someone, when they accuse you look confused and point to the person to the left of you. After that, point to the person on the right of you ect...#10 If you are black start singing country music, if you are white start rapping.#11 Make as many paperballs as you can and set them on your desk in a giant pile. If anyone looks at you, look tough and nod at them.#12 If you are a male, start singing Britney Spears's "Hit me baby one more time" complete with raise the roof action.#13 Take everything out of your backpack and stack it on your desk. Take out a sheet of paper and take inventory of your stuff.#14 Take an empty gum wrapper and put it in your palm, then signal someone by going "pssssst. Hey!" Make them lean all close to you and get them thinking you have something interesting to say. Look around and then give them the gumwrapper.#15 See how many tiny paper balls you can set on the person in front of you without them knowing it.#16 Tie someones shoe's together and kick them.#17 Use a kick me sign. As a challenge, see how many people you can put a kick me sign on without them knowing it.#18 Start singing "Can you feel the love tonight" from the Lion King.#19 Fall asleep. When you wake up say shit like "I had a dream and you were in it. And you! You too!...

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:31 pm#2 Out of nowhere, or when it is quiet, say loud enough for the class to hear "When I say heeee-aay, you say hoooo, Heeee-aay" and see how many people say "ho"

Did it in class today, got a detention so BEWARE. Anyways it was a class with all my friends in it and pretty much all of em yelled Ho back. Gotta love em.