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WAG No. 280: Kelly Carlson

The world’s hottest pretend adult film star

It’s been a while since The Spoiler paid attention to the fine supporting ladies of North America, so here’s Kelly Carlson. The 33-year-old actress is a staple fixture in lad’s mags, and is best known for her role as a porn star in Nip/Tuck. Since February 2008, she has been the WAG (or “puck bunny”) of former NHL star Tie Domi, a man who is punching well above his weight.

Kelly has also starred in CSI: Miami and a film called Made of Honor, which looks like our idea of hell.

Spoiler bonus: Here’s Kelly being interviewed by some very lewd puppets…