Gwen is pretty much the bomb. I hope she shows up around here; she occasionally did pop in on WORA. Great lady, great coder. Once upon a time back when I could code, it was her stuff that I tore apart to figure out how it worked. Good stuff. Thanks for posting the link!!

SOLUTION:
Dear Windows Users,
Don't use TextPad to code for UNIX.
Use NotePad++
Heh.
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The slightly longer story:
The reason for the #-1 Invocation Limit was because the upped limit wasn't being read by the game on startup/restart, but parts of the netmux.conf file were.
The reason for that wasn't because of permissions (my #1 guess) but eventually remembering that @ZombieGenesis was using winscp to upload the edited file, which means editing on Windows, which means using Windows-encoded returns.
So the older parts of the file were being read by the game fine, but the things added new were not.
NP++, UNIX-style EOLs, and viola, everything is running smoothly.
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ZG: Remember to un-alias 'm' from 'page'.

And finally, (t)UMS has been converted to be Rhost friendly. Anyone using Rhost that is looking for totally unnecessary messenger system can find it here:
https://github.com/skewskewskew/MUSHCode/blob/master/unnecessary messenger system RHOST.txt
This is designed to be used with the SGP/basics install of Rhost (the one that comes with "Globals: CRON - Myrddin's" already installed). Big thanks to @Ashen-Shugar for not only helping with the conversion but also updating Rhost itself to do the things I wanted it to do.

Update: For our visually impaired developers I've now made it so each screen shot in the blog post above is a link to a text-only version of that screen. We have the luxury of using a text-based medium after all!
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Griatch

@sonder Also, @Thenomain did a nice Jobs to SQL, which is here: https://github.com/thenomain/Mu--Support-Systems/blob/master/SQL Job Archives.txt
It's not jobs to forum, but it is a nice, efficient archive. I just don't know that the commands to pull from the archive was finished. Considering that page looks like it has my janky sql statements on it, I'm guessing not! But even then, once you get it installed, not hard to tweak a little further (and I'll be writing the code to make it work better eventually, anyways).