If I missed anything, I'm sorry. The goal here is to be untouchable (999 hp? Can't be crit hit?) So I can blow away my rival and the gym battles and just get on to the good parts. They have to be lvl 30 though, so I can command them. If anyone can do this,PM me please.

Let's say I have a hacked pokemon. Like, a CLEARY very hacked pokemon, or more then one. If I battle my friend through nintendo wifi using this team, can nintendo detect it and ban my DSi or whatever they ban so I can't play?

(For platinum)
Hi, I was wondering if someone could create a code for me for the following effects:
Cyndaquil, level 100, max EV's and IV's
Shiny, Wonderguard, bold nature, SID 1337
Kyogre, Level 100, Max EV and IV
Shiny, wonderguard, cool nature,SID 1
Tyranitar (Same as above) (SID 100000, brash nature)
Typhlosion (Same as above) (SID 42, calm nature)
Charizard ^^^^^^^^ (SID 12345, cool nature)
Lugia ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (SID 8, brash nature)
I would like all these pokemon to have whatever the creator of the code deems the best moveset for them. Pokesav does not work on my computer, so my options are limited on what i can do T_T.... If anyone is able to do this, many thanks in advance. IF any more information is needed, please shoot me a private message. Thanks.
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