The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of TOM Starita

People always want to know my background. Where did I come from? Who are my parents? Is there really such thing as “The Tom Starita Adoption Act?”

The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of TOM Starita is my way of filling in the blanks. At one time it was a serialized story but I decided to take a break, for now.

Feel free to check out the category below helpfully named, “The Unquestionably False Yet Undeniably True Story of TOM Starita” and read, laugh and wonder what kind of drugs I used when writing my tale.