This Woman's Hilarious Anti-Exercise Rant Goes Viral!

Heather Land rants about situations that we face every day. Her videos have been going viral due to their relatability. Her latest video on why not exercising (she takes a dig specifically at CrossFitters) doesn’t make anyone better than the rest of us!

Here’s what she has to say in her latest post “I AIN'T DOIN IT—CROSSFIT CHECK-IN”

She makes a mockery of people who devote themselves to intense fitness regimes to the point where they lose control of reality; in this case what they consider are their ‘bragging rights’.

In a dig, albeit jokingly, at her friends who share their AMRAP’s (“as many reps as possible”) in the morning, Land states in jest, “You’re better than me, is that what you want to hear?”

She continued, “I know I could be there but I didn’t have death pencilled in on my schedule today so think I’m gonna pass. Pretty sure Wall Balls and Bear Crawls ain’t how I’m going out. Jesus is taking me home in a cocktail dress, OK? Not my Danskin shorts.”

Land did give Crossfit a shot while she was trying to lose weight after delivering her second child. “I cried every day face-first in the mat and wanted to quit life on numerous occasions— usually mid-way through a box jump,” she tells Yahoo Lifestyle. “I just tapped into that side and those ever-so-present dark memories and gave it a go.”

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Her video has resonated with so many people that it has amassed more than 13 million views, been shared almost 20,000 times, and has received almost 40,000 comments!