Everybody always thinks that being the star of the show (or video game) is always the best...but wanna know what we think? We think the real geniuses are the sidekicks. Think about it...they get to have all of the adventure, all of the fun, without any of the responsibility of rescuing princesses or do any actual plumbing! It's like an all-expense, paid vacation to Fun Town: unless the supposed hero is a total moron (lookin' at you, Sherlock) sidekicks usually get to just sit back, crack jokes, and handle the easy jobs.

But don't get it twisted...being a sidekick doesn't mean you're overshadowed. For instance, let's take you: For one, you're much bigger in Japan than your brother. Not only that, but depending on the game of the day, you're also taller, faster, and can jump higher, which can score major points in your field of work. And, by all accounts, you're much more easy-going and good-natured than your red-loving, hot-tempered partner-in-plumbing. When you put all of that together, who wouldn't want to be you?

That's why this Women's Sexy Plumber Costume is so great...it shows everyone just how good being a sidekick in the land of leaves and mushrooms can be! It even comes with a cool green hat and black mustache prop, which basically says, "Ello, I'ma an Italiano!" to everyone you meet! Level up the look with a mushroom purse and you'll be ready to score some major sidekick points.