The internet is good for three things: shopping for things you absolutely do not need, getting into fights with cousins you haven’t seen in 30 years, and losing your will to live.

And in case you haven’t been able to do much of the third one lately, I’m here to shatter your overall desire to keep getting out of bed every day.

Because September 28 is “National Ask a Stupid Question Day,” I thought it’d be fun (read: soul-crushing) to dig around for the worst things people have ever asked online. I just want to be here for you in case you need some inspiration before Wednesday rolls around. You’re welcome.

1. “Can I tell by the smell of my husband’s gas if he’s been cheating?”