Sunday, January 14, 2007

I've always wanted to be one of those naturally pretty girls born with this intuitive sense of knowing exactly how to use makeup to make you look even prettier. My mom never taught me (I think that's who is supposed to teach you) and I've always preferred chapstick or my big fat cocoa butter stick--which, incidentally, makes my better half crave fried chicken and watermelon--so alas, the whole makeup thing is forever lost on me.

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Yes, but perhaps the lack of interest is merely evolutionary...ie you're so naturally radiant that there is no evolutionary reason for you to have inherited the GAG (Girly Application Gene)--that gene that inspires other girls to wear radiant lipgloss etc.

Just think. Some far-off day, when you're as highly evolved as I am, you might not even need soap anymore.