All this millennial propaganda about following your dreams and the you can do it! mentality, is inspirational and at best, the worst thing to tell our generation. They say history is cyclical and while Baby Boomers embraced hard work and Corporate jobs the following generation has strong allergic reactions to the former. And in all honesty I much rather run with the millennial mentality (I am biased), but in this passionate battle for independence we have lost something very important: each other.

Technology has given so much power to the individual that million dollar companies can start from a college dorm. And then begins the pathetic path of “Me against the world”. We know we can do it by ourselves, but why the heck should we? Selfishness is associated with lower levels of happiness, and intellectual myopia. When the next play is obvious to all those holding a beer in the stands, the man in the arena can only see the 200 pound gorilla right in front. Cooperation is not about going fast, it is about going far.

So you have dreams (we strongly hope you do), but you don’t know how to make them a reality. We are 200% percent sure everyone has been there at some point, right? Today, we are here to get you out of that hole, today, you will be a hundred percent responsible or either staying where you are or move to wonderland where all your dreams come to life.
You should know by now that your mind controls you, you’re pretty much a puppet obeying commands from your tenant. Since she’s in control (because she must be a she) you are truly limited by the workings of her, but most importantly, by your ability to smartly structure specifications and conditions to make your ultimate goals happen. Once you have overcome this stage, and you establish what are the specific changes you have to make to pursue your goal, getting what you will be easy-breezy. We will provide you with 4 easy steps to get a little bit closer to getting anything you want, and becoming the best person you can possibly be.

Yes, your are not superficial or banal, is entirely normal that those words raise your attention and make you want to know the secret (maybe this time someone actually came up with a final cure?). According to very smart people who dedicate their lives to this type of crazy and magnificent studies, thinking burns calories.

S A Y W H A T?

Wait… Like, for real, though?

We may be impulsive and crazy, but we do check our facts and sources before making you jump into our craziness (specially when something sounds unbelievable-to-good-to-be-true as this does). According to Scientific American, when you think and learn something unfamiliar, is necessary for your body to use extra energy to process that new information, in scientific terms, for your brain to make “new synaptic connections.” Like me, you’re probably wondering WHY no one ever figured this out before!? All these scientific’s wasting their time doing studies about calorie burning pills, energy drinks, and incredibly stupid machines when the solution was always on their head? Well, is not that easy and sweet as we would like it to be.

Some days, humans experience this undescriptible sensation of wanting to be smarter, of wanting to learn it all; those days when you actually believe in the idea that your brain has not yet developed its full potential. These days often happen when you are working on something that you are passionate about, towards a particular goal that has the potential of changing your entire life. The moment you find something that makes you woke up everyday motivated and determined to conquer the world, you won’t stop until you are the best at it, just because you know you can. Not only you but that relentless inner person you have inside, feel the need to put to use that brain of yours. To be honest, maybe and just maybe, this amazing feeling that I am describing is something that you don’t really want to experience so often. Once you are aware, you are responsible, and responsibility is a very heavy weight to lift, just hold to the feeling that you will be lean af after it though.

How satisfied are you with the fact of being an adult? Does it feels how you imagine it? Is it worth it? All those occasions when not been old enough was an obstacle, are significant now? If while you are reading this you don’t strongly desire to be a kid again, we don’t believe you at all. We all want to go back to those days when everything was momentary, those days when nothing really affected us; only what we actually gave importance to. Those days were magical, we gave a hundred percent to anything that we were doing, thinking, or saying; is kind of a nostalgic sensation to realize that at some point, we used to be better than what we currently are. We were engage in whatever we were doing, nothing else mattered because we had one purpose (and we were not willing to distract ourselves from it). Maybe we had the privilege of feeling this way because we had someone behind our back taking care of the important but so boring subjects, but that was not the reason, we were not thinking about that. We mainly focused on doing the best we could to achieve something.
Rather you wish you were a kid again or no, that doesn’t really matter. First because is literally impossible, and second, because we actually want from you is to go back and look at yourself and imitate that fearless/amazing/brave/ and courageous behavior you used to have and implement it in your life as an old person. Since we are really nice people and you probably too old and tired to figure out how to do this yourself, we are going to give you 3 simple steps to go back to the Good Old Days.

There is something about the concept of eternity that drives us humans absolutely insane. Is not precisely the idea of an infinite existence, is this crazy feeling of wanting to eternally hold to particular experiences that evoke great sensations inside us. Going back to where everything started, the idea of wanting to make a pleasant moment perpetual is a very obvious and expected behavior; who wants to experience the sadness of eating the last scoop of an ice cream right? No one wants to finish a bowl because is so good. We know that at some point we are going to have enough, that incredibly pleasant moment or experience is not going to be crazy appealing forever. Precisely because is not going to last forever, we develop a momentaneous sense of eternity, we really really like what we are experiencing, and we want more of it. We want all the ice cream we can possibly have until a stomach ache tells us the opposite (But we do need that stomach ache to happen to understand that there is nothing else stopping us from getting what we want but ourselves). This is pure human nature, we don’t appreciate being told what to do, we don’t want to be treated like kids; we will learn our way (and most of the times this turns out to be very painful).

That work can sometimes be tedious is an understatement. According to the Washington Post only 13% of people actually like going to work. This is a global tragedy. That this is even a possibility is a tragedy. How come that only so few can actually enjoy and be passionate about what they do? This means that you are going in to the office today, you will need to do some legit recon to find a select few who actually like being there.

Well, we can keep reasoning and say “we do not go to work for work itself, but for its benefits”. Even though if this was true, which it isn’t, how much money would you require if the condition was not to enjoy it? I sound like a madman, but consider for a second that according to Skift, 41% of Americans did not take a single vacation day during 2015. A single day. This means that on top of the 87% who do not like going to work, only a little more than half were able to run away to something they actually enjoyed for a couple of days throughout the year.

That work can sometimes be tedious is an understatement. According to the Washington Post only 13% of people actually like going to work. This is a global tragedy. That this is even a possibility is a tragedy. How come that only so few can actually enjoy and be passionate about what they do? This means that you are going in to the office today, you will need to do some legit recon to find a select few who actually like being there.

Well, we can keep reasoning and say “we do not go to work for work itself, but for its benefits”. Even though if this was true, which it isn’t, how much money would you require if the condition was not to enjoy it? I sound like a madman, but consider for a second that according to Skift, 41% of Americans did not take a single vacation day during 2015. A single day. This means that on top of the 87% who do not like going to work, only a little more than half were able to run away to something they actually enjoyed for a couple of days throughout the year.

Weekends are like chocolate; everyone loves them and looks forward to have just a little tiny piece of enjoyment. But have you ever actually wonder why weekends generate such a satisfactory feeling? Is it because you have the option to do what you actually want? Or because you can actually do absolutely nothing? Have you thought that it may just be that we feel that we haven’t spent enough time with the people who really matter to us? No matter from what planet you are from, weekends are deeply loved by everyone. Going back to the idea of filling out your jungle with the right people, you would think that the idea of just having the people you like around is not really viable and realistic when talking about a work environment. Contrary to your beliefs, it is possible and in this post we are going to teach how to do it; we are going to make you feel that going to the office on Monday is just an extension of the weekend.

We believe that there is no need to emphasize in this subject any more, but just in case, we are going to remind you again to always Start with the Why. And believe us, there are SO MANY why’s implicated when it comes to the work place.

Is not a secret that we are very lazy; in fact, if you keep coming back you are probably just as lazy as we are. Being a slothful person has multiple benefits, but the one that we find most interesting, of course, is our ability to achieve more by doing less. But how do we do that? Simple, we are smarter than people smarter than us. Crazy right? The perception of intelligence is just as doubted as, if you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn’t you see through everything and actually see nothing? There is honestly no ideal answer for both of these questions, and everyone will have a different theory and opinion. The idea of thinking that there are people smarter than you automatically makes you dumber. As cliché as it may sound, there is one thing, not matter what is it, in what you absolutely succeed at; like there is actually no one on this earth who can do that certain thing/task/ or special talent, better than you. How nice does that feel? With that said, since you are the best at it, is going to take you less time to do it, and you are clearly going to do a better job than anyone else. And never forget that our main goal in life is to make you safe as much time as you can possibly can, forever.