Covfefe Game

Galactic Overlord Trump made a typo in a tweet and hit send before checking. He obviously meant to type “[media] coverage” instead of “covfefe”. On cue, full spectrum shitlibs descended into mass womanish hysteria and haven’t stopped crying about it. Trump decided to let the typo stand overnight before deleting it (or delighting in it) in the morning, figuring that there was much entertainment value to be had in triggering infantile shitlibs into yet another tantrum. Naturally, he was right. In the morning, he deleted the typo and replied with this tweet:

This is classic Trump; make a common mistake that millions of normal Americans make all the time when typing on their phones, wind up deranged lunatic shitlibs, and then drive them over the brink of sanity by poking a little fun at himself. Self-deprecation is most effective when it’s used to defang, belittle, or otherwise show up humorless drones like your garden variety Trump-hating shitlib.

You can bet the bank that if the Gay Mulatto had tweeted the exact tweet Trump sent out in the same circumstances, the autistic screeching crowd would be tripping over themselves with praise and unctuous flattery for the Golden Groid’s good sense of humor and common man’s touch.

Anyhow, the episode is a great real life illustration of two Game principles:

Never Apologize

and

Agree&Amplify.

The two principles taken together form a powerful seduction technique that I’ll call Covfefe Game. The purpose of Covfefe Game is simple: Come across like a confident cocksure jerkboy in the commission of a faux pas while dissipating any potential social awkwardness and deflating the indignation of humorless frumps demanding or expecting your contrition.

In pickup, Covfefe Game is usually evident when an alpha male pushes a little too soon or too hard for sex talk or physical mingling. If the girl objects (often nonverbally) or hurls a shit test because she’s a Level 99 Sass Lass, the alpha male will, most crucially, refrain from apologizing, and follow up with a Trumpian Agree&Amplify, e.g.:

GIRL: I’m not that kind of girl.

MODS! BONEHAMMER!: This is nothing. Wait’ll you see my finishing move.

If the alpha violates some sacred millennial iphag sjw tenet, Covfefe Game will help him come out smelling like roses.

JACKHAMMER OF THE GODS: that neighborhood is ghetto.

LISPING SJW: um, you can’t say that anymore.

JACKHAMMER OF THE GODS: damn, ok. that neighborhood is black as night.

If it’s a minor verbal miscue more along the lines of Trump’s tweet typo, a self-deprecating Covfefe strategy can help there too.

Trump’s rewriting the rules of game, or rather, reformulating them with each tweet, speech, shitlord grin, handshake and handswat (heh).

My boomer folks are of the mind that you can’t fall the FBI director a “nut job” so I do my best to keep the Trump praise to a minimum, and redirect focus on how I’m applying his techniques to my life.

The greatest comedian, Norm Macdonald, discusses Agree & Amplify in his special that just came out on Netflix.

Wife: “I couldn’t help noticing you were really staring at my sister tonight.”
Husband: “That’s just because I want to fuck your sister. In fact, the only reason I even married you was to get to your sister and fuck her. And then fuck your whole family. And after that, I’ll probably murder them, just like I have with the families of all my previous wives.”

I find a lot of Heartiste’s specific examples on what to do (on the comeback) to be almost too clever for me. And I’m supposed to be smart.

It’s a lot easier to assume the Game positions of body-language dominance and masculinity and shrug it off with your head tossed back to one side. These witty comebacks are no more effective and cause neurons and synapses to light up on fire.

Shithead libs are so humorless and unforgiving that it’s actually painful. I groaned when I saw it in my Twitter news feed this morning. What should easily be a lighthearted, human moment (“oh, that Donald”) is turned into fidget spinning hysterics. “OMG what’s scariest is Orange Julius Caesar has nuke codes!!”

At the same time, the Trump era might be a golden opportunity for burgeoning shitlords looking to swoop.

Tinder convo, nearly every CH line used in one sitting, more as a tribute than anything. Enjoy!

Me: so how normal are you?
Her: I guess that’s a matter of perception.
Me: little spoon doesn’t make the rules
Her: Haha
Her: What if I don’t play by the rules?
Me: punishment. that’s what
Her: Haha does this normally work for you? I’m actually curious…
Me: only on hot girls
Her: Touche
Her: You’re good
Her: I’ll give you that
Me: so what else have you got going for you?
Her: Not much really… just my looks
Her: Oh and my sarcastic remarks
Me: How’s that working out for you?
Her: Rather well to date
Her: What do you have going on for yourself, apart from a desire to be domineering?

I saw something today where somebody tweeted the covfefe is a Yiddish word for “screw it, I’m going to bed”. Which fits within the context of the original tweet that kept the shitlib media up all night wondering what it was about, or waiting for him to tweet more.

This was freaking brilliant. Tweet that out, and hit the rack. Many in the media waited hours for his next tweet, or for him to correct it. So he got his 3 hours of sleep and came back it at while they were frazzled as hell.

Some snarky response that of course the actual news had to show on TV was something along the lines of “it means my hands are too small to work the keyboard”, and much caterwauling by the talking haids about the alleged zinger.

If anything, typos would mean one’s hands are too large, not too small, but the shitlibs had to try to work in that previous snark about small hands – small dick.

They’re like the dweebs around the chateau, who attempt to neener-neener with every imagined effort that doesn’t even make sense.

Spelling/typo attacks are the lowest form of argument/debate. Even below logical fallacies and dishonesty. When it’s down to attacking a man’s typos it is clear who has no real argument.

There are lots of real arguments to present against Trump’s policies, choices, etc, but the media goes after him personally and his typos. That says everything. The media doesn’t want an honest discussion of the real issues because that would expose the left (and the right) for what they are. So instead we get nonsense.

I don’t want to support Trump because I disagree with just about everything he comes up these days* but at this point I feel as if I have to because of this railroading of a validly elected president the system didn’t want.

*I don’t support democrats either. I hate control freaks and meddlers.