A new story, if that’s what you want to call it, has been added to the More Books section for free download. It’s called The Cracked Black Crock-Pot, and, as the name suggests, it’s a load of crock.

It began many years ago, in conjunction with my cousin, Jared Chapman, who wisely left the project after the infamous “Bubba’s Palace” incident. It was innocent enough at first, but quickly escalated into a monstrosity of terrifying proportions. Additional crimes against humanity were committed in the story by my friend and fellow author Tom Bishop, who, for his own safety, will not be named here.

It is possibly one of the worst stories you’ll ever read. It’s so awful, in fact, that the President of the United States declared a state of emergency at its release on this website. You think the economy is bad now? Just you wait until this hits. Think global warming is a problem? It pales in comparison. With the catastrophic release of this so-called ‘story,’ we stand on the verge of complete social collapse.

However, despair not! If enough people donate a large enough sum of money to me, I might be persuaded to consider removing it from the website.

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