I’m pissed off with the Universe too. What did I ever do to deserve her wrath? Mind you, as the Universe helpfully points out to you, things could be worse. We could be fucking a stupid fat cricketer, and believing that Australia is inside his big fucking house. And you know what they say about men with big houses …

Ohhh, that would be The Universe what sucks hairy dogs’ balls?
We don’t like to point out her shortcomings to her as the cow throws the regular tanty on our arses.
Mind you, she only whacks us chickybabes cos she knows we have thick hides, wide shoulders and are capable of taking her level of shit.
Unlike most men who can’t handle it when ‘shit happens’….

for unfathomable reasons a lot of shit seems to happen a lot to you. If the universe has singled you out for rough treatment – I suspect you are going to have to meet the universe head on and fight for your happiness, rather than waiting for the fucker to calm the fuck down. No doubt it’s the last thing you feel like but some active self centeredness would be the best way to stick it right back at the universe. Are you still belly dancing? Using power tools? Getting hair done with marvelous whathisname? matching shoes and lipsticks? come on! push!

Haven’t belly danced in YEARS. The instructor is a psycho. Like certifiable.

I believe I will take your advice. Because I have known you long enough to know that you are wise. Like Yoda. But way prettier. And not green. But would still be prettier even if you were green. Or purple. Whatever.

Haha out of all the Mr Men and Little Miss characters I think Mr Happy was the least likely I expected to see here! 🙂 and Shliz just sounds like a massive publicity seeking exercise for two people that are dying to stay in the limelight! And I’m a bloody optimist! 😛

There is an Ally McBeal episode (perhaps the very first one) where she is all “So i am miserable, but maybe I’ll look back and these will be the happiest days of my life. ” Or something i paraphrased/totally made that up.

my point is, ally mcbeal is crazy yet awesome..

Oh, and you deserve more happy and less crappy (if it rhymes you know it’s true).