I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on.

Shostie:I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on.

I argued with my friends about his encounters in Skyfall. I said he didn't do MP. It wasn't shown or implied to me, and further it was MP and that is a strictly flirtatious relationship historically/sidewaysally

I argued with my friends about his encounters in Skyfall. I said he didn't do MP. It wasn't shown or implied to me, and further it was MP and that is a strictly flirtatious relationship historically/sidewaysally

litespeed74:Careful letting this number out- One day their might be a gay 007.

David Bowie and Mick Jagger had sex, not because they're gay, it's just that banging every 19y/o groupie gets kinda old, and 'hey? Let's try this' kind of attitude. I think we're pretty safe from having a gay bond, he seems quite content with banging female hotties, and what some one else said up thread, he's not real.

No,thats why he hit the fire extinguishers during the shoot out. He ran up to that table to reassure all of them when noone could see it, but she wouldn't shut up so he stuck it in her mouf. You could see it through the smoke, but maybe only if you were in an imax theater.

ZeroCorpse:Shostie: I don't know how you've done it, James, but you have 107 different venereal diseases. 53 of them have been identified.. we've sent samples of 36 others to the disease control center in Atlanta - they won't return our calls. The other 18, we've never seen before. They actually found some way to mutate spontaneously with other bits and pieces of venereal disease inside of you. They're so rare that we don't even have names for hem, so we're naming them "Bond-1", "Bond-2", and so on.

Fark You Buddy:Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

Bond girls dying after having sex with him isn't exactly a new thing, even when he's not the one killing them. It was pretty prevalent for Sean Connery's Bond, too. (See Goldfinger for the iconic example.) I'm disappointed the graphic didn't show the mortality rate.

Joelogon:Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

Bond girls dying after having sex with him isn't exactly a new thing, even when he's not the one killing them. It was pretty prevalent for Sean Connery's Bond, too. (See Goldfinger for the iconic example.) I'm disappointed the graphic didn't show the mortality rate.

Solon Isonomia:Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

I say no, but that's because I'm in the "he slept with Eve/lady who shot him" camp.

Nope, SPOILER ALERT..Skyfall - the girl he was hanging out with after being shot by Eve.I thought he got Eve in one of the earlier Craig-Bond movies but Quantum and Casino aren't in Naomie's IMDB credits.Sheesh, was it really 4 years between Quantum and Skyfall?

Odd Bird:Solon Isonomia: Fark You Buddy: Is it just me or has every single Bond girl that Craig farked died?

I say no, but that's because I'm in the "he slept with Eve/lady who shot him" camp.

Nope, SPOILER ALERT..Skyfall - the girl he was hanging out with after being shot by Eve.I thought he got Eve in one of the earlier Craig-Bond movies but Quantum and Casino aren't in Naomie's IMDB credits.Sheesh, was it really 4 years between Quantum and Skyfall?

That's going to be debated forever isn't it? Both sides could easily draw their conclusion. To me they just seamed more like friends who respected each other and playfully flirted. They were getting all cleaned up before the casino so I assumed they wouldn't get messy beforehand. That being said they were eyefarking the shiat out of each other.