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I remember a few years ago noticing the deep, ‘dum, dum, dum’ of the bass on Match Of The Day theme tune. After obviously listening to it for years I’d never noticed it but once I had it was intoxicating and now every time it comes on I just ‘dum,dum, dum’ along with the bass instead of the usual humming along you’d do to the tune. Try it, it’s nice.

And now I’ve noticed Carlo Ancelotti’s left eyebrow. Watch him when he’s being interviewed. If anyone clever on at AFLM:SPG can find a link from Sky Sports News interview after the city game then please try and do so as it’s fckn great.

He starts off the interview a normal eyebrowed man. All normal, all normal, all normal… FCK…what just happened then? His left eyebrow went up to his fringe. His right one is just a normal everyday eyebrow that you’d find in any shop but his left one just went bonks. It comes back down again and there he is all normal, all normal, all normal then…FCK…it’s gone all boingy again.

By John Ludden
Ever since British European Flight 609 careered off the end of Munich runway and killed outright seven Manchester United footballers and many other poor souls on board, the amount of tears shed for …

By John Ludden
Ever since British European Flight 609 careered off the end of Munich runway and killed outright seven Manchester United footballers and many other poor souls on board, the amount of tears shed for …

On arrival at the ground Murphy thought briefly how quiet the place seemed compared to normal and headed to his office. It was only when there that the dreadful news was relayed to him by Alma George, his secretary.

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Following the news that the Tulisa Contostavlos trial collapsed after the judge said he had ‘strong grounds to believe’ Sun reporter Mazher Mahmood lied at the hearing, we thought it worth looking back on this ace piece from our site a while back…