How about "the Neon Knight"? Who was that guy, and where did he think he got off?
And remember the "Metal Inquisition" dudes and their drunken debauchery live on-air?
Of course, the worst one of all was the one who threw the lightning-bolt that blasted your radio-tower just after you guys installed a new transmitter. That was CRUEL!

The "Neon Knight" is also known as Andy Sargent. He never actually became a member of the station, though he desperately wanted to. It was that desperation that scared the daylights out of the exeuctive staff at the time (1989?).

The Metal Inquisition was the one bona fide we've-locked-the-door-and-ain't-coming-out last show meltdown that I knew of (1985?). Scary Ellen or Joe Mack could give you the whole deal on that one.

Also, Jeff Junior made his unintentional last show meltdown with an on-air trashing of his girlfriend and the guy she was fooling around with. He ridiculed the guy's height, saying he was 'small by a man's standards'!

DJ Cable had the best melt down I ever heard about (sadly I missed it). He had a 3-5 PM Industrial Show and thought his girlfriend was sleeping with someone else. He went nuts, berated her on the air, gave out her phone number and encouraged people to call it to comment on her whorish activities. It was his last show.

1996- Sandra Schwartz A.K.A. Pearl Necklace also had a melt down on the air. She went nuts when people started to prank call her at the station while she was running a talk show. She thought her ex-boyfriend was behind it (although it was probably the Racist Caller) and called him up on the air sometime between 1-4 AM on a Friday morning. It ended with a lot of yelling and Sandra getting slapped on the wrists by the Executive Staff.

If anyone has more details on either of these events let me know tapes would be better. In fact a great Radiothon premium would be all of the recordings that get people thrown out of the station. Sadly we can never do it due to some nasty liability issues that could arrise from it.

I was in studio when Sandra put Mic #2 out of commission (interesting visual on that one) and I also was on executive staff when Cable had his moment of indiscretion. This means that not only do I have both instances recorded but I am probably in my own Sassy way responsible for their demise

Sandra? was she the one that got Rat fink his "no on air calls" suspension due to a celery stalk and it being missplaced somewhere similar to where Mic 2 had been? I don't think this was her...this lady was not even a member from what I gathered her name was mistress...something or other.