BUGLY: Hillary Caught Without Makeup During ‘Hard Choices’ Book Tour

Paparazzi captured Mrs. Clinton before she got all spruced up to do a book signing yesterday in Lite A Fart, Arkansas. Onlookers who saw Madame Secretary were heard screaming, ‘Dear God’! ‘Good Lawd!’ ‘Oh, the humanity’ and stuff like that.

One two year old child actually was stunned into trance by the sight of her and has not recovered from a catatonic state since beholding Clinton.

At this time no formal charges have been filed against the former First Lady.