Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

You must get a minimum score of +5 to pass muster. Crowdsource, call in sexual favors, whore to your heart's content in order to get this number. Just don't make socks or vote twice. Or whore. Sorry I said that the first time.

For. Every deserves this award for many of his articles: as he is the writer who (gloriously!) accompanied Uncyclopedia since Happy Monkey and up until The Article Whisperer, and as we hope will stick with us in future! Anton(talk)Uncyclopedia United 14:40, February 17, 2015 (UTC)