"No Sleep Till Brooklyn"

"No Sleep For Tweekers"

The Lyrics

Dust or the vapors never ever dull caperTeeth looking madder than a bayou gatorYour job's ain't a job it's collecting cansCity to city you're running your scamsOn locations lurking around gas stationsTweeky bums, always are free basingItchy twitchy manners but a stable bicycleyou do what you do best because you illing and schitsoain't no joking your nogin is smokin'Going can to can searching all the dumpsters openWhile I'm in the bed counting sheep to sleepThe tweeky bums in the garbage cold rootin' it deep

No sleep for....Another place another trainAnother baggie in the brainAnother rock another fightAnother fly all night

Your shopping cart's squeky it always sports rustYou got your own room in a broken down busLurk around da' hood you shock around the clockPipes and vapour trails mark your spotCooking at motels like it's going out of styleSnorting baggies is your fate cause your so dam vileDown on the floor a Narc's at the doorDEA's in the back because your loyal for the foil You've got a gun in the place and a dime in the sackWith vice in the front and taskforce in the backTweeker's do more crimes

No sleep for...No.. Sleep.. For TweekersNo.. Sleep.. For Tweekers

Ain't seen the light since I started this rapSo let me step up on the mic and yapGo ahead sue me for parodyThey say I'm very crass but I'm B-N-METie a tweeker to a crime a crime to a tweekerI tip my hat quick for all of life's seekersGot Leno and Conan the late night showsCoffee shop talkers and venti Jo'sStep off tweeks get out of my wayWriting my parodies for here (Am I Right?) of all placeWaking up? before you get to sleep?Then I'll be telling you this saying, eight days a tweek

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That is has got to be one of the best parodies I have read in along time. Got those dumb tweekers all over the valley I live in. Good job to you, I'm glad this made it to the internet for all to see....Keep up the good work.

Love the Beastie Boys--great song choice--cant stand those wacky tweekers--they are like zombies from night of thre living dead--how do u know if your mechanic is a tweeker?--he fixes your car at 3 am and hangs a houselamp upside down from the hood!

coming from an ex-tweeker - this song is the freaking schnizle. I have lived in a bus, had narcs blow the front door away, pretty much everything in that song used to be me. Thankgod I got out by the skin of my teeth - got 6 teeth left. got 2 years clean off the shit.

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