Infographic: The NFL bag policy is a joke. You still must comply

Going to the NFL game on Sunday? Well, then you must comply with the NFL’s new “All Clear” bag policy. Details here.

The NFL is not kidding about the bag requirements. Get your rulers out.

I’ve heard of wallets being rejected for being a half-inch too big, purses having to be thrown away, a woman getting her car broken into after she hid it there because she couldn’t take it into the game.

But hey, this is “convenient.” In bizarro-world, NFL-Pravdaland.

As a public service to Americans everywhere, I have taken the illustration that the NFL made to help fans understand the new bag policy, and made it much more accurate:

Original illustration by some minion at the National Football League. Annotations by @StephStradley for the purposes of education, commentary, patriotism and mocking.