Bleached Beach: Salon the Faux

Having a bad hair day? Running low on your valium prescription and in desperate need of a life pick-me-up? Well head on down and pay a visit to the friendly folk at Salon The Faux. We don’t care if you’re moody, hell we even encourage you to embrace your diva self; free hair cuts for the most impressive resting bitch face! Here at Salon The Faux we guarantee that we will plaster on our best fake smiles, welcome your eye rolling, and refill your poodle’s puppacino when it’s running low. No thirsy pups here! Give us a call on 1800-SALON-THE-FAUX, or just turn up and push some other bitch out of the way. *Disclaimer: this segments is entirely for parody purposes, we do not claim any such affiliation with any Salon titled “Salon The Faux”*