Somerfield is scary. I'd be around Chocolate Sundaes too much, the temptation would be too strong. And the manager, Mark, is really evil. Alice is nice though. and Maureen is like a robot, she's been there so long, everytime she says the same things, EXACTLY.

...Is it creepy I go there so much that I know everyone's names through name tags?

and yes, it is owned by the workers and this month we get our bonus. The workers, or 'partners', share the profits of the business and get a percentage pay out of the profits. This year we get 18% of what we earned this year, which is about 9 weeks pay. Working in waitrose is ok, but i work in one in a very posh part of London so all the customers are rich cunts. And dont assume that because they are rich, that they are not tight with money.