Secession, the unedited version

Apparently the folks in Texas are so impatient to secede that they didn’t proofread their petition. Now, I’m well aware that I’m no stranger to typos (as one reader pointed out this very morning), but still. This is your declaration of independence, people. Give it a second or third read.

How many errors can you find? I’m up to 8:

“The US continues to suffer economic difficulties stemming from the federal government’s neglect to reform domestic and foreign spending. The citizens of the US suffer from blatant abuses of their rights such as the NDAA, the TSA, etc. Given that the state of Texas maintains a balanced budget and is the 15th largest economy in the world, it is practically feasible for Texas to withdraw from the union, and to do so would protect it’s citizens’ standard of living and re-secure their rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers which are no longer being reflected by the federal government.”

Jay Jochnowitz

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You really think the idiots who scream “SECEDE” the moment the Democrat is reelected are concerned about mundane things like grammar? They know secession isn’t going to happen. They just want to make as much noise as they can while they have the spotlight, and really don’t care how infantile they look.