Jackson: "Haha! You actually thought we'd support you for coming out of the closet? Hahahaha! Get out of here, homo!"

Van Gundy: "And you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about!"
Whoever that is in the background: "Hmm.. it makes sense now..."
#13: "Pokey.. hokey.. turn around.. what?"

Van Exel: NO NO NO! Dirky, you have to wait till the playoffs to choke!
Not opening night!
Dirk: But Nicky it's so hard to wait, it's like waitin for Santa to come