My favorite kind of haters are the ones that are all like "omg this fanfic that's intentionally trying to be creepy is creeping me out, so the guy who wrote it must be creepy and seriously mentally deranged irl and it couldn't possibly mean he's just good at setting atmosphere or anything." Come at me bro.

I have the same birthday as Kevin Sorbo. Now please excuse me while I go use my Greek demigod powers to command a starship in a really bad Conan the Barbarian prequel.

I want to start a band called Dr. Serizawa and the Oxygen Destroyers. No one in the band will actually be named Dr. Serizawa.

I found exactly one guy on Hongfire who likes Terrible Things Happen to Akane and thinks it's a genuine improvement over the source material. My life has been validated.

I don't get people who make their profile longer than any of the actual stories they've written.

In the words of Isaac Marion, "I write strange stories about strange events, often from the perspectives of strange things. I apologize in advance for any injury or inconvenience."

A retelling of GSD. Rated T for language, violence. Primary pairing: SxS. UPDATED - NOW COMPLETE! The year is Cosmic Era 75. After almost four years of uneasy peace, a new war once again breaks. Young rookie Shinn Asuka enters the battlefield, and will find his life changed forever...

We all know what happened at the end of the movie. Cole won and it seemed that his NASCAR career was now set in stone. But we're all left wondering, what happened the next day? What was Rowdy's reaction to the Daytona 500? Well, here is my theory on what happens the very next day after the end of the movie and Rowdy gives Cole a very important phone call that changes his life.

The third day was supposed to be the Carnival of Time, a day of happiness. With the moon falling, the only thing an older sister can do is make sure that her sibling doesn't feel a thing. Cremia and Romani spend their final hours together, waiting for death. Written for the theme "Farewell".

The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

I realized I've ripped off the creepy brain surgery scenes from Viper and the Manchurian Candidate dozens of times without ever actually using the brain-chip plot device that goes along with those scenes, so now this exists.

This particular trainwreck was written over the course of 6 months in 2009 or so. I had to migrate it here due to Writing com's new "Randomly delete anything submitted by non-paying users without warning" policy.

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

I strongly felt the second half of Rebuild 2.0 was atrociously paced and written by an idiot, so here's a different take on the second half of Rebuild 2.0 that's atrociously paced and written by a different idiot.

This is a Shining Wind story featuring Kureha. Bear in mind I don't have the first clue about Shining Wind's actual plot other than something about Fushigi Yuugi-esque alternate universes and girls pulling swords out of their chests.

Set during Symphony of the Night's events. I'd say this turned out actually sorta-kinda okay considering I only took one of my old CV Dungeon posts and re-edited everything into past tense fanfic form.