At the office on a floor several up from where I used to park the Miata. I’m now that guy. Frunk is popped here, not mis-alinged (no more drinking coffee on the drive in, goes in a thermos in the frunk to be consumed at my desk)

’04 996 40th anniversary car with the X51 package. I’m now the moron who bought a 113k mile 996, albeit a very clean example with a long service history and all of the appropriate recent services (clutch, IMS, water pump, coolant hoses, oil separator, etc). I’ll now begin holding my breath.