Psychic for only immediate wants (not for anything important, best used in a McD's and you will know the order a moment before they actually order it. Only works on insignificant wants that will be almost immediately verbalized)

1: Twitter Roleplay Skills2: Always mistaken as a prostitute3: Always get blamed for Farting4: Women you are sexually attracted to only find you cute in a sexual manner.5: Can make others taste that Benadryl aftertaste6: Your touch makes soda go flat7: Your strolen comment upvotes are worth 1 extra XP8: You pee lava9: You automatically know if a male is circumcised is not10: Your dandruff is cocaine11: You can immediately kill someone's arousal12: Immediately tell if water is hard or not13: Know what color underwear any person was wearing- yesterday14: Your poop teleports to random locations15: All salad your prepare tastes burnt16: Can regrow snail shells by touch17: Can post cute cat photos on facebook purely by thinking about it18: Police Radar Guns list you as going 20 MPH faster than you really are19: Your inner Chi is shaped like a penis20: You have prehensile hair21: Pigeon control22: Any gun you fire has a localized bullet-time affecting only bullets you shoot23: You fail upwards

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He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. When one gazes into an abyss, he is gazed into by the abyss.-Friedrich Nietzsche.

Oh, most of these could probably be useful under the right circumstances. The key is that they should ideally be too specific or too embarrassing to be a fall-back 100% of the time. Trivial probably is a better word.