We've been trying to work out Milo's pedigree. His mother is a Staffie, but his markings suggest a bit of Border Collie (as does his propensity for rounding people up when he's out for a walk), his colouring (and the shape of his siblings) suggests Labrador or Golden Retriever, and as for his behaviour, well... There's a bit of alligator (snap snap), some kangaroo (boing boing), some cow (he eats grass), and a smattering of West-of-Scotland man (he likes booze and chips, and he snores).