Aaron Rodgers Could Be Wearing a 49ers Jersey

No, this is not a post about how the San Francisco 49ers passed up Aaron Rodgers and instead selected Alex Smith with the No. 1 overall pick in the 2005 NFL draft, allowing Rodgers to fall to the Green Bay Packers.

This is about a bet.

Aaron Rodgers apparently made one with one of the guys from Boyz II Men. Yeah, the same R&B crooners you remember from the ’90s. If the Packers lose to the 49ers on Sunday, Rodgers will have to wear a 49ers jersey. To be exact, an Alex Smith jersey.

It seems Rodgers is friends with Boyz II Men and got them to sing the national anthem before the Packers home opener. One of the guys in the band, Nathan Morris, is a big 49ers fan. TMZ says they only agreed to sing if Rodgers made the bet.

Its not that big of a deal. Rodgers is just making a friendly bet. He will feel the humiliation bad enough if the Packers lose the first game of the season anyways. So if the packers lose, people are not going to be talking about Rodgers wearing a 49ers jersey.

How gay is Rodgers for doing this. He must be gay because only gay people make bets to wear a gay jersey. People who have listened to, do listen to, and are about to listen to Boys II Men are clearly gay. If you are friends with Boys II Men then you are certainly gay. What kind of gay activity will go down if the Packers win? This just sounds sooo GAY!!!! GAY!!! G-A-Y!!!!! GAY!!!!!!! There. I hope I am as clever as DD now.

This is a genius move by Rodgers. He is giving Boyz II Men national exposure and then he is going to sign them to his record label. He is guaranteed to move at least 500 units and he will get to make a cameo in their new music video. Awesome!!

Oh no. That would mean more competition for Pack Lethal as he continues his pursuit of manly ass love. How disappointed he would be.

By the way, is ‘Pack Lethal’ a reference to torture, sort of like water boarding? I thought I read somewhere that ‘pack lethal’ was a term for fudge-packing another guy to death. But I could be mistaken.

The Vikings suck. Although I’m guessing you probably look a lot like Jared Allen, without any muscles and a much longer mullet of course. Don’t forget to break out your finest pair of zubaz for the game today.

Shouldn’t we have a new article by now on today’s Packer disaster? C’mon, I want some analysis before I’m forced to watch the Fox 6 Blitz as Tom Pipinnes begins his analysis by flipping desks over and punching Jen Lada. Did Tim Van Vooren grow his mullet back yet?

Let’s hope Goddell does the right thing and suspends or fines Rodgers for betting on pro football.

If I “owned” “shares” of the Packers, I’d be a mighty sour “shareholder” because showing up to Lambeau and wearing a 9ers jersey after they just beat “us” is bad for morale. He’s the face of the Packers and he’s disrespecting his employer because he’s betting on his job. His actions are disgraceful and by proxy the team is a disgrace.