That calories thing is actually quite the interesting idea for a mod as well. What if, instead of collecting points, you collect objects that gives you calories based on real life values? Like, for example, one cola would give you 38 calories. But if you collect too much calories, you'll become Big Chungus Keen and you'll have to restart the level. But if you don't collect at all, you'll starve to dead. You'll have a hunger meter and you'll need to find a calories balance. That surely will put a new perspective to the Commander Keen gameplay mechanics! It could be somewhat of a survival mod...

ROFL in my Thwarting Mort mod the point items were referred to in the status screen and helptext as "calories". A little bit bizarre as, in addition to a wide range of foodstuffs, there were also a Beach Ball, a Lute and a Television to name a few.

Also, much to my amusement, there was a "Sterling Bag" with 81 calories, and a "Euro Bag" with 2187 calories. I wonder what had gotten into my head as back then a pound was would have gotten you about €1.50. Nowadays the reality is beginning to resemble Thwarting Mort a bit more, much to my inconvenience as I am now earning sterling...

More seriously though I think your mod idea is a great one. Perhaps it could be built around Xky's Keen-Dash patching.

Saw something new at a local (I'm in south east Australia) supermarket the other day: desert wraps. They're basically chocolate tortillas. They didn't seem to be selling well - despite a heavy discount the peg they were hanging on was still full.

I assume the intention is to eat it with ice cream and/or honey and berries or something. Strong dessert pizza vibes tho.

Keening_Product was defeated before the game.

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I've tried several times. To me it's almost the same like a pancake with Nutella on top of it. Simply bread with a chocolate paste. I have a restaurant next to my property in Italy https://tranio.com/italy/ and I like to go there and try this kind of pizza as a desert with a coffee.