What happens here is clearly an accidental collision involving Jonathan Toews, the Chicago Blackhawks' captain. But it's hard to tell what's worse: The faint, cringe-inducing wail of the child Toews inadvertently knocks over, or the complete indifference to the youngster shown by Lance Brown of CTV News Toronto. Brown offers nothing about the child (we're left to assume he's OK) except to say he got a lesson in "learning to keep his head up at all times" before then informing us of this: "Despite this big hit, Toews should be OK to attend camp that begins in 10 days." You're a dick, Lance Brown.