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I am going to say this now. This is by far the most demented stuff I have ever read. Seriously. But it's also funny too. I was thinking you should get your head checked or something for being so crazy, but then I realize, I like you just the way you are (I bet everybody else think so too). You're real innovative and daring if you have to make something like and I will admit I couldn't do something like that, because I'm not cool enough [cries]. Keep up the good work, Chloe.

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
He's the gym leader of Pewter City. He came on to me.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Oh no! What happened?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I feel violated. He started talking to me and then he got all sleazy. He said he had something 'sexy' to reveal. But the whole conversation was just dirty.

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I don't really want to talk about it, but here's the logs.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Well, don't you worry about it Iris. Me and my brothers will sort him out.

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Dento Fruit❋ says:
The gym leader from Pewter City Gym is a pervert and a paedophile.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
dont talk about brock hes one of my best friends

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Oh that Brock. I sent some pictures to him once. He liked them very much.

Cheren says:
I BEG YOUR PARDON?

ash ketchum of pallet says:
well i know hes into girls and all but hed never mean to creep up on people like that

Corn Fruit❋ says:
This guy sounds like a nasty piece of work.

Trip The Great! says:
I'd expect a lot more from a gym leader.

Cheren says:
Trip... what is that suppose to mean?

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Brock asked Iris sexual questions and requested disgusting pictures. I have the logs to prove it and I'm not afraid to share it.

Hilda says:
Eww that's gross.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
i dont believe this im adding brock so he can have his side of the story

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
Guys I'm leaving. I'll be on skype if you want to talk to me.
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Dento Fruit❋ says:
YOU ARE A DISGRACE, BROCK!

Pod Fruit❋ says:
What you have done is unacceptable.

Corn Fruit❋ says:
If we lived in Kanto, we'd fly over there and kick your butt so hard you won't be able to sit down!

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Ooh! It sounds very spicy and sweet at the same time. I think my pokemon would enjoy it.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Babe, this is intimate stuff. It's just you and me. The way it should be.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Oh I get it. It's going to be the real thing?

Jenny&Joyfan says:
That's right.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Don't get too heavy on me.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
I'll promise that I'll be gentle.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
That sounds good. I'm sure that I'll have the time of my life.

I love you!

Jenny&Joyfan says:
I love you too! <3

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Aww, I got to go now. See ya later. If you don't see me on tomorrow, then I'm on the ship to Kanto.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Have a safe journey darling...

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Dear Professor Juniper,
I am really concerned about Bianca. Ever since she got a black boyfriend, she's been acting ever so peculiar. I'm wondering if you've noticed anything strange in her recently? I really think she should split up with Brock. I've heard he's not a pleasant man. He's been flirting with Iris and Arcues knows how many other girls out there.

Hope you're doing well too.

Cheren.

Hi Cheren,
I haven't seen Bianca since last week. She said she was going to see her boyfriend in Kanto. I'm quite shocked to hear that he's been doing that. From the way Bianca described him, he seemed to be quite nice.

But if it worries you that much, I'll let her father know. He'll know what to do.

Professor Juniper

Hi Professor,

Thank you for your email. I had no idea that Bianca had a boyfriend. I really need to talk to this man. I'm not sure if these accusations are true or not, but I'm not sure if Bianca will be safe with him. I'm just worried that Bianca will get hurt. She's a very sensitive person.

Okay Peter. Bianca's called me this morning and I said it would be a good idea to give you a ring. So expect a call from her soon.

Professor Juniper

Hello Brock.
My name is Pete and I'm Bianca's father. I've heard the news that you and my daughter are dating. Congratalations I guess. She's a good girl. But please be careful and don't forget that she's much younger than you so I don't you two to be... performing sexual acts until you two are married. She's a very sensitive and innocent girl. I hope you understand.

Following the fall of Windows Live Messenger, I shall now be using the Skype format for any future chapters from now on. This chat is a skype conversation between Elite Four members. It takes of BW1 games and before BW2.

Unova Tournament: Discuss

Cynthia is very excited.

Lance: I think you'll love the new champion, Cynthia.

Cynthia: Huh? The league isn't over yet?

Lance: I know who the winner is going to be. =P

Agatha: Shut up Lance! Anything can happen.

Bertha: Well Unova do have a very solid Elite Four and they've had some good contenders.

Flint: I wonder who is going to take on the Elite Four? I think it will be Tobias

Lance: Flint, I think you'll find the winner will be a girl this time.

Cynthia: It's not gender, you guys know that. It's about power.

Agatha: Lance! There's no way her team can take on that Darkrai!

Lance: Wait and see!

Bruno: Well you never know she could be a dark horse...

Lance: Iris and dragons will slaughter Tobias, The Elite Four and will go on and become a champion.

Karen: LMAO!

Karen: No!

Koga: Lance, do you really believe this girl is a pokemon master?

Koga: Or are you just biased because she uses the same type as you?

Glacia: Not to mention she has a phobia of ice types... How is she going to handle her cool with Alder's Vanilluexe?

Lance: She has a Lapras on her team. I think that's evidence to suggest that she's faced her fears.

Cynthia: Okay the match is about to start.

Karen: You're still wrong Lance. There's no way Iris is going to be the champion.

Golfer2012's sudden passing came as a dreadful shock to me and to all of us on Advancers. I've decided to create this Golfer would have enjoyed. Golfer loved drabblematic very much and never failed to amuse us.

Abusing Skype

Gary Oak has made an epic discovery

Misty: What is that???

Gary: I know who wrote My Immortal!

Tracey: Wasn't that a troll fic done by someone called Tara?

Ash: navi hurd ov it11

Pikachu: I don't read fan fiction very often, but when I do; it's awesome.

Dawn: I love fan fics

Iris: I never get time for them.

Misty: Me neither.

Serena: I wrote a fanfic called The Diary Of Sailor Moon, and thought I was the real sailor moon.

Gary Oak: I'm the greatest fanfic writer in Pallet Town.

Ash: ur teh onli fanfic riter in pallet

Iris: Ash, can you try and type properly... I can't understand you.

Cilan: Hey Iris, remember those bedtime stories I read to you. Some of those were fan fiction.

Iris: Where they? I never noticed...

Misty: That sounds very sweet and romantic.

May: You're lucky to have someone like Cilan.

Cilan: Good fics are very hard to find. Bad ones can hurt your brain and leave a sour aftertaste. It makes you yearn for bleach in the middle of the night.

Ash: nt worf da rizk

Cilan: But good fics fill your soul with joy and happiness. It makes your heart feel cozy like a child with warm milk... it's so sweet. Good fan fics are best served as a sharing platter.

Ash miss Cilan's sosajizz

May bursts out laughing

Brock: What on earth have you been up to?

Tracey: Uhm...Ash you might want to rephrase that.

Misty: That sounds like sausages

Gary Oak: So guys... tell me what a sosajizz is?

Cilan: You see I have special recipes.

Ash: his food is delilush

Gary Oak: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Ash: u aint got nuffin 2 show but aniway not like dat he's a good coock

Pikachu: Yes, Ash meant sausages. Cilan used to make very nice sausage sandwiches.

Iris: I've finally got a house with the windows and doors!

Gary Oak: Tasty!

Cilan: THE BAD GRAMMAR AND SEXUAL INNUENDO IS RAPING MY MIND! MY HEAD IS SPINNING.

Iris: Quit being kids, all I said was I had a house with windows and doors.

Gary Oak: Congratulations on hitting puberty!You're now automatically a million steps ahead of Ash.

Brock: My Onix and Bianca's Cloyster make a great combination.

Misty: WE DO NOT HAVE TO KNOW!
AND KEEP YOUR NURSE JOY AND OFFICER JENNY PORN TO YOURSELF!

Serena: Out of curiosity Gary... who did write My Immortal?

Gary: The writer is here! In this very chatroom.

Ash: Huh? Serena wud neva rite dat

Gary: No Ashy-boy, I meant you darling. You are the daring writer of My Immortal.

Misty: I can't imagine Ash writing fan fics.

Serena: Nor can I.

May: I've never seen him do one.

Gary: I mean look at it. Ash is a very bad writer. My Immortal is totally his style of writing.

Ash: HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S MY STYLE OF WRITING. I'VE NEVER WRITTEN FAN FICS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY ARE.

Iris: You can come out of your shell now, Cilan.

Cilan pops out

Cilan: Brilliant Ash! You're using proper online etiquette.

Iris: Cilan and I had a double battle in Blackthorn City.

Ash: Really that's cool.

Pikachu: How did it go?

Cilan: It was a very exotic experience. We were in a tight position. Very moist and very wet.

Serena: Must have been raining.

Gary : I love the way you just said that. Did you catch the names of the trainers?

Cilan: As a matter of fact we did.

Iris: Namow Latem and Ijizzin Mipants.

Gary: LMAO

Iris: I took that Metopod down before he got a chance to harden.

Tracey: Boy those sure are names you don't come across every day.

Ash: Well I'm glad you won. I heard they were hard.

Serena: Ash, do you have any idea how dirty that sounded?

Ash: Dirty? What do you mean. My computer's clean, I had it checked out last night.

Serena: Not what I meant... you haven't changed in all the years that I met you.

Serena: It's a fanfic generator. A shame Clemont's offline. He loves doing this with his favourite Star Trek characters.

May: "Drabble-Matic
To build your own Instant Drabble, just fill in the blanks. Instant genius!"

What is this I don't even..

Misty: I guess we have to fill in the blanks.

Gary: I'm already a genius by default.

Serena: So who's going first?

Dawn: I'm back!

May: Welcome back!

Dawn: Thanks baby.

Gary: Ladies first, then age before beauty.

Dawn: What names do we put?

Gary: You've got to put two of us in.

Tracey: Hey guys sorry I was away. I just nodded off.

Dawn: Uhm Okay, I'll use Ash first and pair him with everybody.

Ash: WHAT!

Cilan: Ah Drabblematic is an awesome site with an awesome flavour!

Dawn: The Discreet Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Misty and Ash went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Misty hit Ash in her eyes with a big light iceball. It hurt a lot, but Misty kissed it gracefully and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really fluffy snow man!" Misty said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Ash said. "That would be more pink and politically correct."

"I know," Misty said. "We can make a snow kitty. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up deeply and made a hot snow kitty. Misty put on a wig for the hair. The kitty was almost as big as Ash.

"Here," Ash said and held up an interesting handbag. "I found this in the shop." She put the handbag onto the kitty's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the kitty, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like the wing through my trees..

Ash screamed softly and ran but the snow kitty chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow kitty shopping her thoughtfully.

"Nobody does that to my little Confident Dress," Misty screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow kitty through the nails. It fell down and Misty kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Ash said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The handbag lay in the yard until a dazzling child picked it up and took it home.

Gary: I'm that dazzling child. :P

May: Ah snow kitty that sounds cute.

Misty: To my little confident dress... XD

Ash: Gee thanks for making me a girl, Dawn.

Gary: Something you're not telling us.

Serena: Aww

Tracey: That would make a good picture.

May: Refresh it Dawn.

Paul: That's not too bad I suppose.

Iris: Other than the gender swap, it's alright.

Dawn: Okay just refreshed it.

Ash and Misty
by William Shakespeare

Enter Ash

Misty appears above at a window

Ash:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the wig, and Misty is the kitty.
Arise, pink kitty, and shop the hot handbag.
See, how he leans his nails upon his hair!
O, that I were a glove upon that hair,
That I might touch that nails!

Misty:
O Ash, Ash! wherefore art thou Ash?
What's in a name? That which we call an eyes
By any other name would smell as sexy
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the wing through my trees."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove dazzling.

Ash:
Swain, by yonder hot handbag I swear
That tips in the shop the discreet dress--

Misty:
O, swear not by the handbag, the fluffy handbag,
That softly changes in its interesting orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise interesting.
Sweet, confident night! A thousand times confident night!
Parting is such light sorrow,
That I shall say confident night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Ash:
Sleep dwell upon thy nails, peace in thy hair!
Would I were sleep and peace, so thoughtfully to rest!
gracefully will I to my pink eyes's cell,
Its help to shop, and my sexy eyes to tell.

Ash and Misty were celebrating a discreet Valentine's Day together. Ash had cooked an interesting dinner and they ate in the shop by candlelight.

"My darling," Misty said, stroking Ash's eyes, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Ash. "It is but a pink token of my sexy love."

Ash opened the box. Inside was a hot handbag! She gazed at it deeply. Then she gazed at Misty deeply. "It's fluffy," Ash said. "Come here and let me shop you."

Just then, a dazzling crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like the wing through my trees.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a light voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Misty read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister."

They stared at each other gracefully as the crone cackled some more. Ash's hair began to tremble. Then Misty shrugged, pulled out a wig, and hit the crone on her nails. She fell over dead.

They softly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they shopping each other all night long.

May: The Miracle Of The Torchic

Serena hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like riding a rainbow. She loathed it.

Every December, Serena would feel herself getting all fallen inside. She refused to put up a Christmas bandana, she snapped at anyone hungry enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.

On December 13, Serena had to go to the mall to buy a big ribbon. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing softly around and so much Christmas music blaring thoughtfully, she thought her lips would explode.

Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a sweet woman collecting for charity. Serena never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.

Suddenly, the sweet woman dropped his bells and ran on the throne. There was a sapphire torchic right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the sweet woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

Serena rushed out and suddenly pushed them both out of the way. There was a light bang and then everything went dark.

When Serena woke up, she was in an amazing room. There was a Christmas bandana in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Serena's knees hurt. A lot.

The sweet woman came into the room. "I'm so sexy!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Dawn. You saved me from the truck. But your knees is broken."

Serena hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas bandana up and her knees was broken, she felt quite ruby, especially when she looked at Dawn.

"Your knees must hurt gracefully," Dawn said. "I think this will help." And she shopping Serena several times.

Now Serena felt very ruby indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Dawn. "I love you," she said, and kissed Dawn deeply.

"I love you too," said Dawn. Just then, the torchic ran into the room and nuzzled Serena's arms. "I brought him home with us," Dawn said.

"We'll call him Miracle," Serena said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

It was the best Christmas ever.

Serena: Deeply Tripping

Ash tripped along suddenly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Gary, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a pikachu hopping along, carrying a ribbon in its mouth.

Ash was almost on the throne when he came across a random cake, lying alone on a hilarious plate. "That must be a treat from my sweet bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked weird, so he ate it.

It gave him the most frisky tingling sensation in his lips. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Gary.

Ash felt his knees and his arms. They were indeed quite hungry. "Oh, no!" Ash said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that random cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Gary said. "I got you a pokeball. It must have been that hyper man who lives nearby. He acts a little thoughtfully, ever since he swimming a cap."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Ash sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Gary said slowly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your knees is really big like that."

"Really?" Ash dried her tears. Ash kissed Gary and it was an entirely clean sensation, like painting the portrait of the century.

They spent the night having entirely clean sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

He looked at the random feather bow hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Iris had hung it there, just before they looked at each other suddenly and then fell into each other's arms and riding each other's arms.

If only I hadn't been so stupid, Cilan thought, pouring a thirsty amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Iris might not have got so fried and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a funny tear and held his lips in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a clean voice lifted deeply up in song.

I'm dreaming of a strange Christmas

Just so fast they were the wind

Cilan ran to the door. It was Iris, looking shocking all over with snow.

On the throne, Ash swimming his pokeball. He had been busy with the pokeball for hours and now wanted nothing more than a hungry cuddle or a weird massage from his lover May.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his clean May appeared at the door, grinning slowly.

"Put down the pokeball," May said deeply. "Unless you want me to swim that pokeball on your arms."

Ash put down the pokeball. He was random. He had never seen May so hyper before and it made him hilarious.

May picked up the pokeball, then withdrew a cap from her lips. "Don't be so random," May said with a hyper grimace. "A pikachu bit my knees this morning, and everything became frisky. Now with this pokeball and this cap I can deeply rule the world!"

Ash clutched his big knees gracefully. This was his lover, his clean May, now staring at him with a hyper lips.

"Fight it!" Ash shouted. "The pikachu just wants the pokeball for his own clean devices! He doesn't love you, not the hungry way I do!"

Ash could see May trembling gracefully. Ash reached out his arms and touched May's lips deeply. He was clean, so clean, but he knew only his big love for May would break the pikachu's spell.

Sure enough, May dropped the pokeball with a thunk. "Oh, Ash," she squealed. "I'm so hungry, can you ever forgive me?"

But Ash had already moved on the throne. Like painting the portrait of the century, he pressed his arms into May's lips. And as they fell together in a frisky fit of love, the pokeball lay on the floor, hilarious and forgotten.

Misty: Don't like my one. I'm gonna refresh.

Pikachu: The Vigilant Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Dawn and Paul went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Dawn hit Paul in his finger with a big fiesty iceball. It hurt a lot, but Dawn kissed it quickly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really thunderous snow man!" Dawn said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Paul said. "That would be more enchanting and politically correct."

"I know," Dawn said. "We can make a snow piplup. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up suddenly and made a fierce snow piplup. Dawn put on a Soul Badge for the arms. The piplup was almost as big as Paul.

"Here," Paul said and held up an electric Earth Badge. "I found this winning the battle." He put the Earth Badge onto the piplup's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the piplup, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a true champion.

Paul screamed slowly and ran but the snow piplup chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow piplup fightinh him thoughtfully.

"Nobody does that to my little Strong Marsh Badge," Dawn screamed. She grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow piplup through the hands. It fell down and Dawn kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Paul said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The Earth Badge lay in the yard until a beautful child picked it up and took it home.

Misty: A Train In Time

On a stupid and thirsty morning, Cilan sat rocking the train. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His knees ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Iris to love someone with a clean arms?

Deeply, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a fried hyper rose, all on a summer's day. I wish my Iris would ride me, in her own strange way..."

"Do you?" Iris sat down beside Cilan and put her hand on Cilan's lips. "I think that could be arranged."

Cilan gasped suddenly. "But what about my clean arms?"

"I like it," Iris said thoughtfully. "I think it's random."

They came together and their kiss was so fast they were the wind.

"I love you," Cilan said slowly.

"I love you too," Iris replied and riding him.

They bought an axew, moved in together, and lived gracefully ever after.

Paul: Huh? Electric Earth Badge?

Iris: A Nurse Joy Doujin In Time

On a spicy and sour morning, Brock sat cooking a show. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His arms ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Cilan to love someone with a piping hot heart?

Thoughtfully, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a dry diced onion, all on a summer's day. I wish my Cilan would jive me, in his own sweet way..."

"Do you?" Cilan sat down beside Brock and put his hand on Brock's feet. "I think that could be arranged."

Brock gasped quickly. "But what about my piping hot heart?"

"I like it," Cilan said deeply. "I think it's tasty."

They came together and their kiss was like a feast for the eyes.

"I love you," Brock said slowly.

"I love you too," Cilan replied and jiving him.

They bought a cooking bowl, moved in together, and lived suddenly ever after.

Cilan: The Cold Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Iris strode along the path, making for Feisty Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Piping hot Bum, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Bottom.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her succulent chocolate just in time to face the sweet woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled.

The woman struck suddenly, and Iris barely raised her chocolate to meet the attack. They fought long and thoughtfully until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Iris found herself forced to one knee, the woman's chocolate pressed to her tasty hip. "I am May of Fiesty Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Piping hot Bum. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you melting into the pan at the candy shop."

But Iris had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her chocolate with a twist, overpowered May and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Iris said, looking down upon her.

May's cheek shimmered sweet like chocolate. "I have underestimated you, Iris. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Iris's desire was enflamed. Her hip throbbed and all her thoughts were to cook May like a chocolate fish. Iris caressed May's caramelized cheek and she responded. They came together quickly, and their joining was as diced as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet marshmallow!" Iris groaned and cooking May as slowly as she could.

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed deeply on the grass, forgetful of all but their yummy love. "We will stay together forever," May said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Bottom never got the Piping hot Bum and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

Ash: What on earth are you doing guys? These are so weird and random. Someone should do a Team Rocket one.

Pikachu: The Adventure Of The Meowth

Jessie and James were out for a fiesty Valentine's walk melting into the pan at the candy shop. As they went, James rested his hand on Jessie's bottom. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so caramelized, Jessie was filled with cold dread.

Just then, a piping hot Meowth flew out from behind a chocolate and cooking James in the hip. "Aaargh!" James screamed.

Things looked succulent. But Jessie, although she was diced, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a bum and, sweet like chocolate, beat the Meowth deeply until it ran off. "That will teach you to cook innocent people."

Then she clasped James close. James was bleeding slowly. "My darling," Jessie said, and pressed her lips to James's cheek.

- I wish I would've seen a little bit more of Misty's reaction towards Ash's confession. Is that something you'll do in the next chapter, or do you leave that up to the readers's imagination?

- I wish we would've seen a bit more of Serena's reaction after hearing Ash confessed to Misty and not to her. Or was she just quiet out of sadness after finding out Ash was talking about Misty instead?

- Is Misty's topic change "KEEP CALM AND LOVE MILOTIC" a reference to me? After all, I somewhat inspired you for this chapter during a Skype chat.

Misty: Maybe he doesn’t like girls who don’t respect his relationship!

Serena: I challenge you!

Misty: To what? A Pokemon battle?

Serena: No, a battle on Super Smash Bros 3DS! One life each!

Misty: Fine! Greninja and I will beat anyone!

Serena: Fine! I’ll be Jigglypuff!

Clemont: I’ll watch the fight and broadcast a livestream on YouTube!

Ash: Go, Misty!

May: Misty dealt the first bit of damage, nice!

Dawn: And another Hydro Pump, Jigglypuff can’t even do anything!

Harley: Water Shuriken, that must hurt... Why is Misty so much better at this game?

Ash: Because she’s better than Serena at everything, especially hotness!

Harley: I think Drew beats her with ease!

May: I agree.

Gary: Jigglypuff sucks, King Dedede is obviously the strongest character!

Ash: What? Disconnected?

Braixen: Serena ragequitted!

Pikachu: What a coward! Serena, I like you, but that was uncalled for! You wouldn’t do that in a Pokemon battle, wouldn’t you?

Serena: It’s not fair, I’m better with the Ice Climbers! Why aren’t they in this stupid game?

Misty: Because the creators of the game didn’t want them there? Or because they wanted me to beat the sh*t out of you for hitting on MY boyfriend?

Gary: Serena, if you would’ve picked King Dedede, you would’ve won!

Harley: That’s not fabulous, just go for shirtless Shulk, he’s so sexy!

Gary: Ash and I once played Smash, and Ash ragequitted when I almost defeated him with Kirbycide!

Ash: Why do you have to bring that up, you *******?

Gary: Because Gary was here, Ash is a loser!

Harley: Did you see that new Game of Thrones episode yesterday? King Joffreys wiener was so hot! And it was so hard, he just had an eleven-way!

Misty: Are you really that desperate, Harley?

Gary: Misty, King Joffrey is a ***, just like Harley, so he can actually fantasize about it realistically!

Serena: I thought he was hot, but since he came out of the closet, he’s out of reach... But my Ashyboy is still hotter!

May: He never came out of the closet, he’s dead!

Harley: True, but his actor isn’t...

Drew: I’m so sick of that show! Every time they show a guy’s hard wiener, he’s gay! It’s not all gay wiener, but when they do show a straight guy’s wiener, it’s all soft and floppy, even if he just finished humping a hot girl!

May: Yeah, and all the girls have way smaller boobs than I have!

Blaziken: Stop it, May! Everyone knows you wear push up bras all the time, to hide the fact that you have small tits! Every time you wore a swimsuit in the anime, your boobs looked way smaller than normally! And they also seemed smaller in your DP outfit!

May: Blaziken, stop breaking the fourth wall!

Togekiss: But breaking the fourth wall is fun...

Harley: Why does it matter if May has small boobs? Size isn’t important!

Brock: That’s easy for you to say, you’re gay! I’m glad Lucy has naturally big boobs! She has a double D size!

Gary: At least you’re not clopping anymore!

Brock: Yeah, but Lucy still is! And I’m still naked!

Dawn: Brock, why do we need to know that?

Brock: Just in case some hot Nurse Joy that isn’t Harley posing comes in the chat!

Harley: So I wasn’t a good sexy nurse?

Brock: Maybe for gay guys, but not for me!

Misty: And why did Ash’s mom have to embarrass me yesterday?

Max: What did she do?

Misty: She gave me a condom when I went up to Ash’s room, for safe sex!

Max: And did you two actually get it on with?

Misty: No, the risk of his mom coming in was too big...

Max: I’ve once caught May doing webcam sex with Drew, I’m still traumatized!

Harley: How was it? Did you see Drew’s penis?

Max: Not really... But I saw May’s small boobs, she told me she would beat the crap out of me if I would tell anyone. But since Blaziken already spoiled it, I can just as well tell you all.

May: Max won’t be getting online for the upcoming days, since he’s currently being taken to the hospital. Oh, and I just heard from my dad that I am grounded.

Blaziken: Hah, I’m not!

Drew: Don’t worry, I’ll just visit you and play with your boobs.

Brock: Hey, I’m not the only one here who goes TMI!

May: Thank you, Drew!

Pikachu: Well, at least there’s no more clopping.

Brock: Wrong, Lucy is still clopping. But I’ll ask her to get online too.

Gary: Why does everyone have to clop? I’m not clopping, by the way.

Serena: Are you sure, Gary? Your typing comes off as very horny, ar you sure you’re not into me?