THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Joe, I need to kill my new Google news feed. I've read every one of these, except Buzz Aldrin and his green cheese. The man has nothing to prove. Maybe you could switch to Al Jazera news, instead of Fox.

They all seem fake. Especially the one about Kanye stopping the concert because two people weren't standing...but then again, I wouldn't put it past him. And I would guess the one about Buzz could be the fake, but maybe he was joking when he said that......and so, for my official entry I'm going to have to go with: Governor Jerry Brown makes use of the words Husband and Wife Illegal in California -- because don't we have the right to free speech? How can you make a word "illegal" ?? So, I'm saying that the Jerry Brown headline is the fake one.

I think every headline writer pales in comparison to your funny remarks which follow them. I have a hunch it's making words illegal. Had it been anyone other than Kanye West who stopped a concert because folks weren't standing, I'd call BS on that one.. but the man is a total egohole and I can believe he did exactly that.

I, too, was beginning to think that this week they all were fake. But then I remembered something about Iran and the "Happy" dancers. So then I went to my eenie-meenie-miney-moe method and my pick is the Kanye West concert (I have no idea who he is, but my guess is he's either a singer or a basketball player).

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I am 70 years old, I have 4 children 45,42,40 and 18;and 5 grandchildren 13-6
. Divorced twice, married three times. I worked on Wall Street for 40 years after graduating from Lafayette College in 1968. I have turned to writing as since retirement I needed something to tell people "What the F*** I do." Published one book "Maybe It's Just Me!" available at Amazon, soon to release my second, "I Used To Be Stupid."
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