Spring Breakers

This Is A Dad's Worst Nightmare.

As anyone who’s seen any of Harmony Korine’s previous films (from his debut writing the screenplay for Kids to the aptly named Trash Humpers) knows, the indie filmmaker doesn’t exactly shy away from the seedier side of life. So when he revealed that his next movie would be about a group of college girls going on spring break and star a bunch of tween idols, you had to know the result wasn’t exactly going to be family-friendly.

Instead, Korine’s Spring Breakers is a gloriously trashy DayGlo ode to spring-break excess. A movie that revels in its own sleaziness, it mixes subversive art-house filmmaking with leering shots of its four leading ladies -- one of whom is Korine’s real-life wife -- in bikinis and not much else.

In Spring Breakers, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine star as small-town college kids who’d do anything to fund their spring-break getaway -- including rob a local restaurant. Add in James Franco, with a grill and neck tattoos, as a drug dealer who takes the girls under his wing and recruits them to be his bikini-wearing foot-soldiers, and you get a movie that's a dirty old man’s dream and a parent’s worst nightmare. So with that in mind, we’re running down the five Future Daughter Nightmares on display in Spring Breakers. It’s enough to scare even the most lenient would-be parent straight.