CCXLVII - The Sword of Sorrow

Special shoutout to Darkly for giving me advice and then me completely ignoring it and going with another punchline.
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Transcript

> There is a gloomy looking sword with a crying eye motif, left in a spooky forest
**Adventurer:** A magic sword? Way out here...?
**Adventurer:** I wonder what it does...?
> The Adventurer is clutching the sword and bent over, shaking
> The Adventurer bursts in to ugly tears
**Other Adventurer:** Hey man, are you o-
**Adventurer:** WHY WOULD ANYONE ABANDON A POOR MAGICAL SWORD?