Oh, the moon was full
In the color of blood
The night the Werewolves came
To the Vampire Club
A wolf named Jake tried to show off
He walked up to Bella with his shirt off.
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
He said something that was
Most uncool,
“Hey, Pretty Boy, with the Sparkly skin!
I’m gonna steal your girl,
‘Cause I hate your kin!”

Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
Number one rule in this Clan
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
By furry paws in a rush.
Bela Lugosi orders a blood, he said,
“Who let these fools in my vampire club?”
Emmet chucked a werewolf over his head
Alice saw the future and pronounced him dead
Jasper glittered all over the wall, so they
Hung him from the ceiling for a Disco Ball.
There was so much angst after the fight,
Edward and Bella broke up that night.
While some wolves chowed down on a puddle of food
That used to be some rasta vampire dude.

Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
Number one rule in this Clan
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
By furry paws in a rush.
Old Max Schreck orders a blood, and says:
“Get these shmucks out of my vampire club!”

It’s hard to believe after all this dreck
Ed still hasn’t bit his girlfriend’s neck
Though she begs and pleads and pleads and begs
Bella is still not living dead.
The Cullen Clan is a peaceful bunch,
On Human Blood they refuse to much.
But a real vampire would have a hunch,
To never fall in love with your high school lunch!
Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
Number one rule in this Clan
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
By furry paws in a rush.
Christopher Lee orders a blood, and says:
“You’d better not sparkle in my Vampire Club!”