This post is not about my opinion of Mike Huckabee. It’s just that if he’s elected president, the word “Huckabasher” will end up in the dictionary; I just checked on Google, and came up with no hits for “huckabasher.” My moment of immortality in the 2025 edition of the OED is now assured: “huckabasher n. . . . 2007 M. Potemra I’m not a h.”