This week, Big Tuna decides the Falcons need even more public humiliation, a Fox sideline reporter actually generates actual news (and is immediately accused of lying), and Terrell Owens suggests his quarterback is a little, um, unfocused. Plus: Bryant Gumbel proves he'd be much better doing the play-by-play for the Presidential debates.

We've got TWIQ material related to the Brutus Petrino fiasco, the Smith-Nolan blood feud, and not one but two quote threads relating to the New England Patriots. Stay calm, everyone, and let Herm guide you to your moment of zen.

This week, Mike Tomlin vows to end our long, national nightmare, Jon Kitna prepares for a flood of Biblical proportions, and Bob Sanders makes one fifth grader very popular for a day. All this, plus surfing and chicken, together at last.

Dude. In this week's TWIQ -- brought to you courtesy of some random beer, dude -- Neil Rackers does his best Sean Penn impersonation, Arthur Blank denies Bobby Petrino's plan to pull a Saban, and Rod Marinelli threatens to cut the minds out of Detroit radio. Dude!

This week, we learn that John Fox has lost his short term memory, Channing Crowder is a geographical genius, and that the Tampa police can see the smell of drunk people (including Cato June). Also, things are beginning to melt down in Kansas City -- you know what that means, Hermaphrophiles!

Chris Henry in trouble with the law again? Check. Annoying controvers(ies) related to the Patriots-Colts game? Check. Semi-bizarre musings from Herm Edwards? Check. Welcome to the midseason Week in Quotes!

In this week's TWIQ, Jerry Jones and Tony Romo discuss the gold-digging ways of Britney Spears, Brian Urlacher discovers the blogosphere, and -- with great trepidation -- we offer some quotes about the Patriots, Bill Belichick and The Mid-Season Super Bowl.