As the birth of the Kimyeby draws nigh, a 24-year-old Canadian model told the Star — truly the hallmark of upstanding journalism — that Kanye West cheated on Kim Kardashian with her after explaining that they were just together "for publicity and nothing serious." Says Leyla Ghobadi: "This is going to destroy the Kardashian family. It’s bad. It’s really bad. It’s just embarrassing. But if I were Kim and about to have a baby, I would want to know."

She claims that Kanye had a member of his entourage seek her out after he spotted her dancing at his Atlantic City concert last year. She declined that night, but he gave her passes to the next night's concert, after which they had sex — then again in October in New York. She says that he hit her up as recently as last weekend.

Jesus. Justin Timberlake, I am creeped out about how the right side of your nose is meant to double as a breast. And the fact that the silhouette has a distinctive nipple that is made out of your face. All in all, I think the intimation of sexuality on the cover of your new single "Tunnel Vision" is WAY too subtle. [NYDN]

Speaking of white people, Taylor Swift visited Gwyneth Paltrow's London home before a concert at Wembley Stadium, where the two drank lavender-rosemary lemonade, noshed on cardboard spread with Vegenaise and pretended Country Strong never happened. [E!]

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Gwyneth is supposedly warning her friends and business partners not to talk to Vanity Fair, who is executing a full cover story on her despite her refusal to participate (she's wary due to their unflattering pieces on Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt). [Page Six]

Amanda Show co-star Drake Bell says that Amanda Bynes is totally fine — he had lunch with her the other day, and she was "healthy" like a fox.

"She's in a place right now where she is searching. She's ready to be her own person, and do her own thing. … She is a girl who is finding herself. Anytime I've ever been with Amanda, she's totally coherent, totally there, totally everything. I'm like, 'dude, you come off crazy,'" he said. "She's like, 'I know, but I don't mean to. I just changed the way I look!'"

Those of us who had the theory that Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber were actually the same person can forget it — the two "flirted" at a Hollywood nightclub and then left together at around 2 AM, unless this is a photoshop job and they're still the same person. Let's just keep believing that, because it seems right. [TMZ]

One Direction mini-quiche Harry Styles shirtless, with a crowd of girls behind him who look like they're about to faint/puke from happiness. [Daily Mail]

Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer finally tell the world the names of their 9-month-old twins: Charlie and Poppy. Approve. [Today]

Dexter's (excellent) Jennifer Carpenter has been dating a married man. Let's all evacuate our bowels on the count of three. [Daily Mail]

Shirley Jones, the mom from The Partridge Family, is coming out with a memoir about sexxx. "I still want to make it clear that I believe that a woman can remain sexual right through her 70s and 80s and beyond. I am living proof of that. Despite my advanced years, that hasn’t changed a bit, although it can take longer than before for me to achieve sexual fulfillment these days." Sometimes it takes 'gevity. [NYDN]