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January 21, 2005
The Top 8 Hollywood Excuses to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket
8. "I'm a celebrity, your laws don't apply to me."
7. "I'm running for my life from the Vibe Awards!"
6. "I don't want to be late for the Eisner lynching."
5. "But I'm Ben Affleck... Wait! PLEASE DON'T SHOOT!!!"
4. "I thought you were Stallone trying to get me to finance
Tango & Cash 2."
3. "It's a medical emergency! Michael Moore needs a chili dog and
he needs one now!"
2. "Will someone please escort this officer off the set of The
Fast and the Furious III??"
and the Number 1 Hollywood Excuse to
Get Out of a Speeding Ticket...
1. "Not now, Officer, my fifteen minutes are nearly up!"
[ Copyright 2005 by Chris White ]
[ www.topfive.com ]
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