According2g wishes Icelandic singer Bjork a very happy 45th birthday today, November 21. Though I love her music a lot, I’ve met her on a few occasions and unfortunately, I have to say she’s a bjitch! Of course my friends know the story I’m about to tell right now, so stop me if you think that you’ve heard this one before. I went to the premiere of Bjork’s uber-depressing movie “Dancer in the Dark” in Los Angeles and after the film was over, I approached the singer for her autograph. I had my really cool rare import single covers with me too! I stood next to her and she completely ignored me. I called her name. Ignored. Repeat this process several more times. Then she hopped in a car and that was that. Adding insult to injury, the autograph hounds that followed her back to her hotel all got her autograph. So in doing the math: ignoring fan at your movie premiere and then being nice to people who have followed you back to your residence! I guess, that’s what makes Bjork Bjork. However, if you ever stand next to someone and they totally ignore you, you can say you were Bjorked. Happy birthday!