Aaargh

Laura is very pregnant, very bored and cannot stop thinking about Jamie. So she asks him to take her out - but it is definitely not on a date, it is just a casual shopping trip - casual that is until Laura goes into labour.

Meanwhile, Mike is faking a charity run to raise money to pay for a prostitute. Beth is collecting cash on his behalf, but Mike has not bothered to tell her what he is planning to do with the proceeds.

Keith takes Sandra to the Lakes to break the bad news about losing his job. He is hoping she will take it better in the great outdoors. She does not. Janet and Alan, however, are getting along extremely well, in fact they are downright frisky.