Red lights for anti-gun solidarity (lol)

A new trend is sweeping the nation. It’s called “red lighting”. Activists are changing their normal white porch light bulbs with special red bulbs letting the world know This is a gun free home.

According to Jane Seymore, director of operations for the Department of Protecting Everyone (DOPE), we will soon see millions of homes adorned with red bulbs.

IT IS CLEAR TO ME THAT EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR A SAFER ENVIRONMENT TO RAISE THEIR CHILDREN. A GUN FREE SAFE HOME IS EVERYTHING AMERICA IS SUPPOSED TO BE. – SEYMORE

So far many of America’s largest retailers have been selling out of the red bulbs more quickly than they can stock them. “We can’t get them in fast enough. They are flying off the shelves.” Claims Bill Barskey president of marketing research for Walmart, “As soon as we get them in there is a line of well-intentioned people buying them up.”

Not everyone is excited about this idea. Our reporters spoke with Americans on the street to get their opinions and they were mixed.

THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD OF. RED LIGHTS ARE FOR THE BEDROOM AND THANKS TO YOU I CAN’T FIND ANY NOW. – CARLOS

MY HOME HAS RED LIGHTS ON BOTH THE FRONT PORCH AND THE BACK. WE HAVE STRINGS OF RED LIGHTS IN THE TREES TO LET EVERYONE KNOW WE ARE A GUN FREE HOME. -HILLARY

THIS IS CRAZY HOW DUMB CAN YOU……. WAIT, UH THIS IS ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA. I’M GLAD THAT GUN-FREE HOMES WILL HAVE RED LIGHTS. GOOD FOR YOU. I LOVE THIS, -TYRONE

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This is what "gun control" is really about:"If the people were to ever find out what we have done, we would be chased down the streets and lynched." — George H. W. Bush, cited in the June, 1992 Sarah McClendon Newsletter”

What a bunch of idiots. If and when the criminal elements get wind of this those with red lights on will be in trouble. I would rather let the criminal element guess and hope for their sake they guess right.

I prefer placing signs such as protected by Smith and Wesson or Remington. Another alternative would be signs that say If you are found here tonight, You will be found here tomorrow.

Sadly, Snopes says this story is false: In May 2016, a story appeared on a little-known web site called ImmediateSafety.org, reporting that anti-gun activists (led by “Jane Seymore” of the “Department of Protecting Everyone”) were installing red porch lights to show that they live in gun-free homes. Consider the name of the group that allegedly spearheaded the campaign: “Department of Protecting Everyone” (D.O.P.E.) and the name of the author of the article, “Dr. I.M. Swindler,” whose bio reads:A lover of everything controversial and/or satirical. Takes nothing serious and finds a way to laugh at anything, anytime. Perhaps the smartest person on Earth but sucks at proper grammar. All geniuses have a weakness, no?While there is no overt acknowledgement that the site is intended as satire, the titles of other stories it has published make it clear, such as: “Donald Trump Actually the Outer God Nyarlathotep,” “Sewer Rats in Los Angeles Becoming Sentient,” and “Surviving Alien Abduction: A Users Guide for 2016.”