Thanks, Eshel, now I'm reliving the 90's

Eshel, I'm going to take away either your drugs or your keyboard as punishment for getting the "Full House" theme song stuck in my head.

It's a rare condition in this day and age, to read any good news on the newpaper page.

If that song weren't so damn simple and catchy I wouldn't have a problem getting rid of it. But noooooo, you just had to bring it up!

Real love bursting out of every seam...

At least 2 good things came out of "Full House". Well, technically three. I believe the consensus now is that Dave Coulier was the two-timing bastard that inspired Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know", which now is cliche, but I am not embarrased to say that I still crank it up in the car and sing along.

The other two things are Jodie Sweetin's boobs. Damn, are they nice! Too bad she's a crackhead now.

As days go by....

Thanks Eshel. I am footfknmaster and as I lay in bed, I am going to think about Alanis Morissette scratching her nails down my back while she wears Stephanie Tanner's boobs.