As everyone already knows, Mike Towers
did something incredible last weekend. As the first flapjackian to
complete a marathon he not only single-handedly raised our pride and prestige,
but he also gave a memory to all those that attended; one which we will talk
about and cherish for the rest of our lives. No words of mine can express the amount of
emotion and energy it took for Towers to achieve what was once only an
ambition, and I will not attempt to mar it in doing so, but I will re-iterate a
heart-felt congratulations to the most athletic member of the group.

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sadly no. you know i’m a whore for creativity recognition. i envy the phantom’s ability to cut and run.

rousingMay 11, 2007 @ 21:27:56

Whoa…he flipped it. Is that you Phantom?

baggsMay 11, 2007 @ 18:53:25

or we could get a tombstone pizza and listen to scott baumann whine.

M+TMay 11, 2007 @ 18:01:19

Who wants to get a box of wine and watch Tombstone this weekend?

adamMay 11, 2007 @ 17:45:56

I’m proud of you guys. Marathon running, law school, PhD programs, and Lasers. You’re not the tombstone watching, handle of wine drinking guys on a rainy day that I used to know. Oh how the times have changed.

baggsMay 03, 2007 @ 21:56:53

nicely put flemming. you really know how to make a guy feel like a shithead for not being able to go. ass.
looooove you.

M+TMay 03, 2007 @ 18:43:36

I wish we had video of the finish line. One of the most exciting moments in sports I have ever witnessed.
So Athletic.

healthMay 03, 2007 @ 18:24:27

I called you to tell you personally, but hey.. its worth another bro.. congrats man. Those pictures are fucking awesome

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