Thanks to these badass bottles, you can finally say goodbye to the days of sneaking wine into concerts and movie theaters with ridiculous wine-filled bra contraptions. You can simply inconspicuously turn up by concealing these slim bottles of wine under your jacket.

Garcon Wines

But that's not all. Garcon Wines is also planning to launch a monthly subscription service for these innovative flattened bottles of wine in February.

Unlike normal wine deliveries that get left on your doorstep in a big heavy box, these glorious bottles are thin enough to fit right into your mailbox.

Garcon Wines

So now, you can finally rest easy, knowing your degenerate alcoholic neighbors won't nab your precious boozy box from your doorstep before you get home from work.

Garcon Wines will be offering their wine subscriptions for as little as $12 a month. They hope to start sending out wine shipments in March.