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It is 7:03:30 pm EDT and the presentation of the Green Jacket to the Masters winner Mickelson will be precede by some meaningless conversation. I am betting that will multiple commercial breaks they will not get this completed until 720pm, so 60 Minutes should start then.

Note- after the fact, I saw CBS get the Butler Cabin baloney over in record time (I guess that's what happens when there is no Tiger Woods win). They started 60 Minutes (as reported below by the schnauzers, at 711pm. Terrific!

Phil: Six teams raced from Seychelles to Malaysia. Cops eyed a "new target", the Lesbians. Brent/Caite thought about U-Turning them. Cowboys' balancing act had them setting a new record .. last to first. Meanwhile, Steve/Allie suffered a major setback and couldn't recover.

Teams maneuver where they want to be to R U N off the train as soon as it stops.

Brent: Ladies get their way. Bitches don't.

TEAMS RUN AS SOON AS IT STOPS! Somebody falls ass first. Caite, I think. Louie gets the first cab. Most teams take time to get cabs b/c none are open. Lesbians get the 2nd cab. Dan/Jordan get 3rd cab.Brent/Caite 4th. Cowboys in last.

Dan/Jordan find him 1st. Sitting outside. Phil: This is the Singapore Flyer. Fast Forward: Team that conquers this metal beast will consider it their wheel of fortune. When capsule is at the top, must leave it and walk along the beam outside of the capsule. Dan/Jordan decide to go for the Fast Forward.

Cops: DETOUR. Phil: Pound drums, or pound pavement. Drums: Go to Speakers Corner. Learn a complex routine on drums, and when the teacher thinks you're ready, you'll perform it with a drum troupe. Pavement: Pedestrian mall. Must pick up supplies and 10 boxes of ice cream. Must make/sell 25 ice cream sandwiches. Made with actual bread! After selling all 25, get the clue.