A large school with a gay mascot, because they can't think of a legitmate one. Full of potheads and future inmates, Heritage High School also fails epicly at sports, with their crosstown rival Loudoun County High School sweeping them in nearly every matchup of any importance

John: Hey, you go to Heritage High School, whats your mascot again?

Mike: The pride

John: What?

Mike: The pride. Like, since I go to Heritage I am a pride. No wait, I am a member of the pride, we are a pride. No wait, we are the pride. No, hang on....