"Scrubs" Quotes

#1 Who said: "Yeah, I'm not that great with kids. They've got such tiny hands. It's creepy"?

Dr. KelsoCarlaJ.D.Elliot

#2 Who said: "You are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?"

Dr. CoxDr. KelsoJanitorJ.D.

#3 Who said: "I haven't told her yet. I mean, I was going to, but her not knowing I understand Spanish is like having a secret power. It got me flapjacks for dinner"?

TurkTeddDr. KelsoJ.D.

#4 Who said: "Do you see, Carla?! Do you see what you get when you mess with the warrior?"

Dr. CoxJanitorTurkJordan

#5 Who said: "Elliot, if you need any help, just ask Dr. Diagnosis. You can be my sidekick! Bangs McCoy"?

CarlaDr. CoxTurkJ.D.

#6 What are the missing words from this quote? "Hey champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? ____ _____. How ya doin?"

John DorianBob KelsoJanitorChris Turk

#7 Who said: "Remember when the new 'Star Wars' movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed"?

ElliotJ.D.The ToddTurk

#8 Who said: "Okay, look, attention roof-poopers! Setting aside, for a moment, the fact that I'm going to make sure that you all live to regret this day, let's keep the magic rolling. Let's not tell anyone else that there's a toilet on the roof"?

ElliotDr. CoxDr. KelsoJanitor

#9 Who said: "If you can't remember to put the cap on the toothpaste, how are we going to raise our children? You know what? I'm going to stay with my sister"?

CarlaElliotJ.D.Janitor

#10 Who said: "You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease, but with you I find myself cheering, 'Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome. Go, go, go, go'"?