Protecting executable from reverse engineering?

I've been contemplating how to protect my C/C++ code from disassembly and reverse engineering. Normally I would never condone this behavior myself in my code; however the current protocol I've been working on must not ever be inspected or understandable, for the security of various people.

Now this is a new subject to me, and the internet is not really resourceful for prevention against reverse engineering but rather depicts tons of information on how to reverse engineer

That said, the best anti-reverse-engineering techniques that I've seen focused not on obfuscating the code, but instead on breaking the tools that people usually use to understand how code works. Finding creative ways to break disassemblers, debuggers, etc is both likely to be more effective and also more intellectually satisfying than just generating reams of horrible spaghetti code. This does nothing to block a determined attacker, but it does increase the likelihood that J Random Cracker will wander off and work on something easier instead.