I'm happy to talk with people, writing and show schedules permitting. I apologize for the below, but it's necessary--Up to 95% of my email was junk.

How to email Mike...

I get a lot of spam. I don't need any part of my anatomy enlarged, I write better porn than you offer (and get paid for it), I have enough business dealings and I don't need toner cartridges. If you really need help in Nigeria, I can arrange for a nuke.

That said, if you want to email me, click this link and remove the part that says, "remove_all_this_except_" from the email address shown.

Don't use a priority--I check all my email and anything marked "highest" is assumed to be spam and goes straight to trash unread. I love my filters. Subjects like "fanmail" or "writing" or "question" are good. Don't say, "proposal," or "saw your site" or "we can help!"

If you can't get the link to work, my email address is:
mzmadmike(at symbol)gmail(dot)com