there are no words…

10.11.11

I walked into the bathroom, looked next to the toilet, and saw it on the roll exactly where it should be….only part was missing.

The instant I saw it, I knew what had happened. You see, I have this daughter nicknamed “FireCracker”. I know her ways. I walked around the corner to find her. I held up the roll and asked, “Do you know what happened to this?”

Sarah -hahaha- I was afraid your mouse was back! But this was even better!

Lori -Hey- that is too hilarious!! She looks very precocious in her smiles!! I have a firecracker as well – only two of them. One is my oldest and the other is my youngest. I have a boxed set. I prayed that God would give me vibrant, fun personalities for my children. God answers prayer. The one thing I didn’t know was that vibrant to God means “getting into all things-all the time- 24/7″ in Hebrew. ~ my translation. :0)

Carrie-I think in some bizarro twist of fate – I am the mother to her sister. My 20 month old is just as quirky! she definitely keeps me on my toes!

Cindy -Only firecracker would think to do that! Love it.. her spunk is her gift!!!

barbara Janaina-For me as a mom, this only proves that your dougther khows that you love her no matter what, after all, she had the courage to tell you the truth, unhappily, many kids in my country doesn’t have this type of mom and dad. We neded a law in here to say that kids are just kids ad sometimes they will drive you crazy. You have a lovely girl, and I hope some day (soon) your new baby will arive to your arms (you will be a great mom for this one too)
Kisses from Brasil, sory for the bad english

Jessica-Ewwww! Brings the phrase “cotten mouth” to life! When I loaded your page I only saw your header and title (I had to scroll down to see the rest). I was really worried for a minute! Praising God for a humurous post and not a devastating one!

Simply Lanny-good thing she’s so darn cute ! I tell my hubby that all the time

jami nato-i have a firecracker named lila. they are a challenge…but man, they are so funny.

Claudia-Thank you for writing this! Made my afternoon, I laughed so hard. She is such a precious little girl.

Devon-Ha! I love how you can see little butterflies in the toilet paper design & she is wearing butterfly sunglasses. She is adorable. Fiesty – but adorable!

victoria -ha! hilarious!! and her expressions…too much!

megan -delicious… that’s the word for her! love your posts..

Tara A. -Oh my goodness….I love it…too cute…me bite it…

Carrie -Walked into our bathroom and found the entire roll (brand new of course) in the toilet with our little “firecracker” peering in…..she was just curious…. Where in the world do they come up with this stuff?

Pam K -Too funny. I remember those days all too well. Go firecracker, you keep your mama with rolling in the memories!

crystal beutler-Soo funny!!!! Kids are hilarious. I confess. I was a paper eater too. But my paper of choice was sucker sticks. I have to avoid them at all costs — if not I still find myself eating the entire thing! So sad. Hope that doesn’t mean anything alarming in your future

Jeannette -That is hilarious!

maggie McKenney-I think the words would be CUTER than CUTE! ~ enjoyed that incredible hug the other day…sweet~:)

Michelle-I have to share: I had my own firecracker girl, and she has mellowed out considerably. My daughter used to flush my jewelry down the toilet, cover herself head to toe in Desitin, shake cornbread mix all over the house while I showered…you get the idea.

She is now in first grade and when we had her parent-teacher conference last week, the teacher said she was a model student and very reserved in the classroom. Her next words were, “I can tell from your expressions that she is not reserved at home.” Ha!

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