Thursday, January 25, 2007

COELOPHYSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!111

THE COELOPHYSIS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!! IT IS VERY CURIOUS!!!!!111111!!!!!! IT HAS AN UNCONTROLABLE URGE TO ASK EVERY QUESTION THAT COMES TO ITS MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!! IT THINKS OF 10 QUESTIONS PER SECOND SO IT NEVER STOPS ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! THIS MAKES IT ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING DINOSAURS ESPECIALLY BECAUSE MOST OF THE QUESTIONS ARE HARD TO ANSWER!!!!!!111111!!!DESPITE ITS CONSTANT QUESTION ASKING THE COELOPHYSIS CAN HEAR THE ANSWER TO THE ANSWERABLE QUESTIONS AT THE SAME WHICH MAKES IT VERY KNOWLEDGABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATLY IT CANT SHARE ITS KNOWLEDGE BECAUSE ITS TOO BUSY ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE COELOPHYSIS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE COELOPHYSIS

Alack and alas. It's true that I've been somewhat busy elsewhere doing elsethings. Imagine my surprise today to see my very own picture hosted right here on Dinosaur Joe!

I see that I've been selected as the "kid" who loves the Coelophysis (and though I confess to being unaware of its existence until mere minutes ago, I must admit to the truth of the statement). It's hard not to notice (and I gather that Yarjka picked up on this as well) that the apparently prevalent trait of the Coelophysis is that it asks a tremendous, agitating number of questions. Regular readers of the comments sections of this blog will know that our host holds the same opinion of me. I certainly can't disagree.

This leads me to a question, though: Are all of the featured kids linked to their respective dinosaurs not just by "love" but by characteristic similarities? Is the kids who loves THE Dilophosaurus as troublingly duplicitous? Will this kid grow up to be a hard-hitting, enterprising journalist? Will his neck grow to unprecedented proportions? Will this kid cure cancer? Does the kid who loves the Pachycephalosaurus have the power of frost?

NO THE KIDS CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT BUT THEY LOVE THE DINOSAUR SO MUCH THAT THEY USUALLY BECOME LIKE IT!!11111!!!!!!!11!!!!! AND THE KID WHO LOVES THE PLESIOSAURUS WONT CURE CANCER!!!11111!!!! HELL GO BACK IN TIME AND CURE TUBERCULOSIS!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is this?!? Do you even look at the picture before choosing? Whoever this neophyte of a kid is, he so obviously does not like Dinosaurs! You can see it in his eyes! He's someone who prefers the smell of coffee and a good movie over any such dinosaur. You seem to just grab any old picture that is available. When will you learn the fine art of child choosing? I hope it is soon Mr. joe.

Sorry, Mr(s?). Mango, but Dinosaur Joe is right. That's a picture of me, and while I do like the things you mentioned, it's true that I ask an irritating amount of questions. And I do love the Coelophysis.