John decided he needed a day off. So he climbed to he cieling and shouted, "I'm a light bulb...I'm a light bulb!!!!" The boss deciding John was too stressed said, "I think you need the day off...Go home right now!" Ted was watching this...He got an idea...He too followed John out. The boss asked him, "And where do you think you're going??" Ted replied, "You can't expect me to work in the dark..."