Instead, it was Dontrelle Willis attempting to rock the never quite happening sport-jacket-over-the-tee look.

My advice for the D-Train is pretty simple : stop taking advice about fashion (or anything else) from Matt Sosnick. And the next time you’re invited to a party at Hooters that doesn’t include a large cash payment, calmly explain that you’re an adult and would prefer to spend your time in a more interesting, less exploitive environment.

Unless in you’re stuck in Phoenix. In which case, you’re shit out of luck.