The only thing that stops the dust is the rain. It’s a sweet reprieve, but there is no middle ground. The land is either as dry as the Betty Ford clinic, or as wet as the ocean floor. Everything can be seen from the ridge overlooking Armadillo as John Marston gently bounces along atop...

I got you a ____, but I lost it on my way to ____ when a ____ started chasing me, and I barely escaped with the help of ____, but was then immediately mugged at gunpoint by ____, who then knocked me unconscious and I woke up several ____ later at ____ wearing ____.

Happy birthday, though._________________

Longo_2_guns wrote:

I was drunk last night, but I stand by my vote call. De-Ting is considerably more active than he usually is when playing, which means he's actually something worth playing.

I got you a *Penis*, but I lost it on my way to *Penis* when a *Penis* started chasing me, and I barely escaped with the help of *Penis*, but was then immediately mugged at gunpoint by *Penis*, who then knocked me unconscious and I woke up several *Penis* later at *Penis* wearing *Penis*.

Oh, you're into raccoons? I guess you'd better get one of these instead.

_________________I sprinkle sand into the waters of night. The grains burn as they fall, reminding me of another in times long passed away. I watched him even then as he fell, his face undefeated, his eyes still proud.

Shame on you all, none of you made a birthday thread for Rakon (ray-kon?

I told him I won't make him a b-day topic. He also said he would delete anyone who wishes him a happy birthday via Facebook. So, yeah. Hope you had a terrible b-day, Rakon.

I didn't say I would delete anyone who wished me a happy birthday, I said if you just posted "happy birthday" and nothing else I'd delete you. People didn't understand this, so everyone just avoided me like I'm the plague.

You guys didn't though, so thanks everyone for all the love._________________NATURE! - Goulet