“Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. And mustard...dijon mustard!” Also, it turns out, sun-dried tomatoes. Bacon is extra, as there are "no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil, and lettuce".