Well, like whadaya have down there? You can see some really disgusting pictures on google images, but those are gonna be like, totally extreme. It's like bumps under the skin, makes you look like a gourd down there. See a doctor, why don't you for christ's sake.

Look, don't be mean. Mary's embarrassed, wouldn't you be? If her symptoms aren't genital herpes, she won't have to go to a doctor and be embarrassed like that. Mary, tell us what it looks like. Maybe one of us will know what it is.

Small red bumps, blisters (vesicles) or open sores (ulcers) in the genital, anal or nearby areas.
Pain or itching around your genital area, buttocks or inner thighs.

In women, sores can blow up in the vaginal area, external genitals, buttocks, anus or cervix. In men, sores can visible on the penis, scrotum, buttocks, anus or thighs or inside the urethra, the channel inside the penis leading to the bladder.