Lately, Ted and the Awful Truth gang have been very generous with telling us who has and has not been a Blind Vice subject. We have been digging up archives and trying to figure out who belongs with what vice. In the meantime, here is an ongoing list of people who have been named. Also, we're throwing in a list of the people who are confirmed Blind Vices.* Remember: according to Ted, he gives each celeb only one nickname.... EXCEPT: 9/2/09 - The Awful Truth team now admits that they have given a NEW nickname to someone who has already been revealed as a blind vice in the past.So yes, they could have more than one nickname IF they are one of those revealed as one already.
* Check out Ted's Blind Vice Gallery from Sept. 2009- a list of 25 celebs with hints for their respective BV. Ted says that they are starring players. Thanks Ted! Also - the BV SS Gallery from 8/25/10... and the gallery 12/1/10… and the most newly updated Blind Vice SuperStar gallery from May 2011!

Ben Affleck (as of 10/15/10 -
separate from Jennifer Garner's/not as a couple; 10/21/10 involves sex, 12/4/11)Benicio Del Toro (as of 11/11/09)Benjamin Millepied (as of 8/1/11)Blake Lively (as of 12/3/10,
5/26/11, stars in her own 7/2/11, 9/13/11, 1/10/12, 2/7/12, 3/9/12)Bradley Cooper (as of Feb '09 and as of 9/5/09, 9/11/09, 3/12/10,
9/15/10, 6/2/11, 12/14/11, 12/23/11)Brad Pitt (as of 1/7//09 Ted says he has been twice, also 9/11/09,
says "oldie but goodie" 12/21/09, 11/14/11)Britney Spears (in BV gallery 9/11/09,
hints that it is one that is not revealed yet - a new one besides Ivana Belch,
also 3/12/10; “offender from years past” 8/16/11)Brittany Murphy (as of 12/22/09,
3/19/12)Cameron Diaz (as of 6/11/10,
1/20/12)Chace Crawford (as of July '09,
9/11/09, says it's recent in 2009 - 9/23/09, 9/13/11; 11/22/11, 1/10/12)Chad Michael Murray (as of
12/5/11 “awhile back”)Charlie Sheen (as of 3/4/10,
1/14/11, 2/7/11)Charlize Theron (as of 5/14/12, “recent”
as of 6/12/12) (* see list below)Christian Bale (“hardly
Vice-free” as of 12/15/11)Christina Aguilera (not recently,
as of 8/7/10; not as of late 1/26/11)Christina Ricci (as of 2/1/12)Chris Brown (as of 5/2/12) (* see
list below)Chris Pine (as of 1/5/11 - wasn't
the main vicer, 9/2/11 has a moniker) (* see list below)Cindy Crawford (as of 9/5/11,
6/12/12)Colin Farrell (as of 2/6/09)Daniel Craig (involved sex; as of
10/29/10)David Beckham (as of 9/11/09,
2/13/09, 9/15/10, 9/27/10, 1/11/11)David Boreanaz (temper-related,
as of 12/4/09; on 5/5/10 states it involved cheating on his wife; 5/17/10 sex;
temper were involved, his wife was not given an alias; 7/24/10; 10/6/10;
4/27/12)David Duchovny (as of 6/3/11)
(SEE LIST OF REVEALED BVs ABOVE)David Fincher (“a cameo of sorts,
MJ, with a sexy Vice star, though his guest-starring role isn't very sexy at
all”) as of 4/4/12David Schwimmer (as of 9/11/09,
7/14/10, most shocking of Friends cast 5/3/12)Dax Shepard (as of 6/24/10,
9/18/10, 2/1/12)Demi Lovato (as of 3/13/12,
5/3/12) (* see list below)Demi Moore (as of 3/24/10; then
"not in the last 6 months" on 8/28/10; "hardly damaging" as
of 3/21/11)Diane Lane (as of 11/4/10)Dianna Agron (as of 5/17/11;
“shocking and there was another individual involved” 10/25/11; “a thing of the
past” 12/19/11; 3/21/12, 3/22/12, 6/13/12) (*See list below)Dominic Monaghan (as of 10/21/10)
(* see list below, re: Lost cast)Ed Westwick (as of 9/13/11;
9/19/11 was before Chace Crawford had one; 9/21/11 has to do with sex appeal)
(* see list below)Elizabeth Banks (as of 12/1/10,
12/15/11, 2/21/12, 6/4/12)Elizabeth Taylor ("not too
long ago" as of 5/12/11, 2/1/12) (* REVEALED, see list of exposed bv's
above)Elton John (as of 5/13/11)Eva Longoria (as of 8/25/10;
11/19/10 - "teamed up with Tony for one of our favorite vices";
3/13/12)Evan Rachel Wood (as of 6/16/11)Ewan McGregor (as of 10/16/09,
4/8/10)George Clooney (as of April '09,
9/19/09, as of 6/24/11 “tres juicy, an older one; 9/15/11; 11/22/11, 11/24/11,
1/16/12,6/12/12)Gerard Butler (“a juicy one” as
of 8/23/11; “an older one” as of 8/26/11, appeared in decade from 2000-2010 as
of 8/31/11; “no extra vice” 1/3/12;
2/27/12) ( * see list below)Gwyneth Paltrow (ages ago, as of
12/3/09; 11/4/10, 1/4/12)Halle Berry (as of 1/11/12, “a
really juicy one” 3/6/12)Harvey Weinstein (has had a
supporting role in one, as of 2/16/11)Hayden Christensen ( as of
5/19/09, 9/11/09, 6/21/10, 9/15/10, 9/30/11, 2/15/12)Hayden Panettiere (as of, and
again 9/11/09, 5/17/11)Heath Ledger (as of 3/29/10 -
involved sex and drugs; 4/2/12)Hugh Jackman (as of 1/5/10,
1/18/10, 8/16/11, 1/27/12)Ian Somerhalder (as of 9/20/10;
on 9/22/10 states doesn't involve sexy biz with costars; 12/6/10, 10/26/11;
involves Paul Wesley, as of 10/31/11, 2/7/12, 2/8/12 same one as Nina D and
Paul W) (*see list below)Jada Pinkett Smith (as of
1/16/12)Jake Gyllenhaal ( as of 6/18/07, 9/5/07, 9/11/09, 10/6/09, 11/25/09,
12/18/09, 8/17/11)James Franco (as of March '09, 9/11/09, 5/10/10, 6/17/10, 12/1/10,
"a repeater" 3/21/11; 11/9/11)Jamie Foxx (as of 5/19/09, 9/11/09)Jared Leto (a small one, as of
10/1/10; yes, as of 2/9/11)Jared Padalecki (as of, again
2/10/10, 6/24/11, 8/8/11, 4/16/12)Jason Segel (as of 1/20/11;
practically outed himself, a funny one; PG rated 10/12/11; more ancient than
Adam Pounce Prick as of 11/17/11; “mild” 3/7/12; “a vanilla one” 4/2/12) (* see
list below)Jay Cutler (as of 7/25/11, it was
with Kristin Cavallari 7/29/11)JC Chasez (as of 6/16/11)Jennifer Aniston (was given two
nicknames in supporting roles, as of 2/18/11; has never had more than one name
in the BV annals, as of 2/28/11; as of 4/14/11 "appeared in at least two
bvs, but not in a starring role") (* CONTRADICTION; see list below)Jennifer Garner (as of Aug '09 -
has dirt on the other Jen; 10/15/10 - separate from Ben Affleck's/not as a
couple) * CONTRADICTION – see list belowJennifer Lopez (as of 12/1/10,
12/13/10, 7/18/11, 11/18/11)Jensen Ackles (as of June '09,
3/12/10, 6/24/11, 8/8/11, 4/16/12)Jeremy Piven (as of 5/13/11)Jeremy Renner (as of 6/15/12) *
see list belowJesse James (as of 4/12/10, was
named in a double-blind with Sandra Bullock) (see Sandra Bullock -
CONTRADICTION)Jesse McCartney (as of 9/21/11)Jessica Biel (as of 3/13/12)Jessica Simpson (as of July '09,
10/28/10, 11/16/10; as of 12/3/10 - "stars way-solo in her vice";
2/4/11 from "a few years ago"; 11/14/11 involved a combo of sex,
drugs, and alcohol)Jillian Michaels (as of 1/5/10,
5/12/11, "not too kinky" as of 5/16/11)Joaquin Phoenix (as of 3/7/09)John Mayer (as of Aug '09 and 9/11/09)John Stamos ("ages ago"
as of 12/1/09; "one of the sexiest ones" as of 5/12/10, 8/31/11,
9/1/11, “a fan favorite” 2/7/12; “was ages ago…but he made an unnamed
appearance in a more recent Vice that was far juicier” 2/8/12)John Travolta (as of 11/16/09,
1/19/09 says "more than once"; 3/12/12)Jonathan Groff (revealed as Teddy
Big-Treat)Jonathan Rhys Meyers (is a
regular, as of 10/24/09; more sad than intriguing as of 5/20/10)Josh BrolinJosh Duhamel (as of 9/29/09 -
before Fergie, 10/31/09, “hell-raiser behind closed doors” 11/14/11)Julia Roberts (as of 9/29/09, it
was before she settled down, 1/26/10)Justin Bieber (YES as of 10/8/11,
5/22/12, 6/28/12) (* SEE LIST BELOW)Justin Timberlake (as of 9/11/09,
4/14/10, 6/2/11)Kate Bosworth (as of 4/8/10;
“only as a fairly insignificant supporting character” as of 9/7/11; 11/15/11)Katy Perry (as of 5/19/11,
5/26/11, 8/29/11, 1/3/12) ( also see “either Emma Roberts/Katy Perry” in this
list)Keanu Reeves (as of May '09;
"a while back" 8/30/10; 2/4/11 "was a salivating Vice that would
make your nostrils and eyes literally pop!"; does have a moniker but not
recent, as of 9/14/11; 11/16/11 not with Sandra Bullock)Keira Knightley (as of 2/7/11,
"when she was a bit younger and less sure of herself")Keith Urban (as of 9/8/10)Kellan Lutz (as of 9/8/11) (*see
list below)Kelly Ripa (as of Aug '09,
4/25/11)Kenny Chesney (as of 4/14/10)Kevin Connolly (as of March '09,
12/2/09)Kevin Spacey (as of 2/22/11)Kirsten Dunst (as of 9/11/09,
5/31/10)Kristen Stewart (as of 3/25/10,
8/25/10, 6/16/11, 7/6/11, 7/16/11, 5/14/12, 6/4/12, 6/12/12)Kristin Cavallari (as of 7/25/11,
it was with Jay Cutler 7/29/11)Leonardo DiCaprio (ages ago, as
of 3/10/10; 3/23/11 "not one we would fully hate on"; 5/13/11)Lindsay Lohan (as of 9/11/09)Marc Anthony (as of 7/18/11)Matthew Broderick (as of 11/17/09,
6/4/12)Matthew Fox (nothing to do with
violence as of 8/30/11; 5/31/12) (* see list below)Matthew McConaughey (as of
5/18/12)Matthew Morrison (as of 1/18/11,
6/16/11, 2/10/12)Matthew Perry (as of 2/9/11,
7/19/11)Matt Damon (as of 4/30/10, was
back in his Ben days; 6/18/10; 6/22/10; wasn't alone & was incredibly
fun, as of 2/22/11; oldie but goodie 12/6/11)Megan Fox (as of 3/30/12) (* SEE
LIST BELOW)Mel Gibson (ages ago, as of
12/29/10)Melanie Griffith (had a statue
made of a certain body part; with Antonio Banderas - as of Aug '09)Michael C. Hall (as of 9/14/09,
12/22/09, 11/17/10- not costarring his wife)Michael Phelps (as of 1/21/10)Michelle Williams (as of 11/4/10:
not a big bv star, had something to do with heath's, in a less dynamic fashion,
as of 12/23/10; 1/31/11; “had a few supporting roles… old news” 7/7/11) (* SEE
LIST BELOW - CONTRADICTION)Mila Kunis (“one of my favorite
monikers” as of 5/29/12, 6/8/12) (* see list below)Miley Cyrus (as of 9/11/09,
8/8/11, 8/29/11, 10/19/11, 3/26/12, 6/7/12)Mischa Barton (as of July '09 - it's
an older one)Natalie Portman (as of 9/11/09,
11/4/10; a juicy one but isn’t too recent 9/16/11)Naya Rivera (5/2/12)Nicole Kidman (as of 5/4/10,
8/17/10, 8/25/10, 11/4/10)Nicole Richie (reformed Vicer, as
of 10/31/11)Nikki Reed (as of 9/11/09,
1/8/10, as of 6/16/11 “from her Twilight days, not before or after”)Nina Dobrev (as of 1/27/11 -
"not a biggie"; 9/23/11, 10/26/11, 2/8/12 same one as Paul W and Ian
S.; 4/24/12)Olivia Munn (as of 7/22/11,
8/3/11, naughtier than O. Wilde’s 8/29/11; 11/7/11)Olivia Wilde (as of 6/29/11; BV
is sexy 6/30/11, 7/22/11 not as dirty as Olivia Munn’s, 8/3/11, helped her
career 8/2911; 12/21/11; has to do with a man 3/13/12)Oprah Winfrey (as of 4/15/10,
5/4/10, one of Ted’s faves 2/21/12)Orlando Bloom (as of 9/16/09,
1/27/10, 9/15/10; "bv superstar from years back" as of 1/26/11;
11/15/11)Paris Hilton (as of, 9/11/09,
9/29/10 "a while back")Paul Wesley (as of 12/1/10,
12/6/10; involved with Ian Somerhalder’s BV, as of 10/31/11, 2/7/12, 2/8/12
same one as Ian S and Nina D)Pete Wentz (as of 2/16/11)Rachel Bilson (as of 2/6/12 “an
also-starring Vicer from a ways back”; “a costarrer” 2/16/12) (* see list
below)Reese Witherspoon ( as of June
'09, 9/11/09, 8/2/10, 6/4/12)Renee Zellweger (as of 1/22/10)Ricky Martin (as of 3/31/10)Robert Downey Jr. (as of 3/16/10,
was a while ago; also 5/11/10, 5/14/10; from his last life 6/10/10) (*
CONTRADICTION - see list below)Robert Pattinson (as of 4/2/09; starred in one and guest
starred in another - July '09; now states "kind of" 10/16/09; then
again 3/16/10 states he has both his own and a role in someone else's; "has
the same BV as he's always had" 6/19/10; "has his own moniker"
8/24/10; 11/25/10, 6/17/11, it’s legal 8/31/11; 10/17/11, 11/28/11, 6/12/12) (*
see list below)Robin Leach (as of 8/25/10) (see
list of reveals above)Rooney Mara (“badass” 12/22/11,
1/16/12, very juicy 1/17/12; “a few times” 5/28/12)Rosie Huntington-Whitely (as of
6/30/11; as of 7/2/11 not as famous as Morgan Mayhem's; is sexy, does not
involve lady-on-lady loving 7/6/11; 9/5/11)Ryan Phillippe (as of 5/11/10, it
was shared; 6/18/10; 6/22/10, 8/2/10)Russell Brand (as of 12/3/10,
5/19/11, 5/26/11, 6/3/11, “nothing illegal” 8/29/11; 1/3/12, 6/4/12)Russell Crowe (as of 5/19/09)Sam Worthington (as of 8/17/11,
3/17/12)Sandra Bullock (as of 3/26/10,
4/12/10, 2/25/11; 11/16/11 now says “has a Vice but not with Keanu Reeves”)
(* see list below – CONTRADICTION)Sarah Jessica Parker (as of
11/17/09)Sarah Michelle Gellar (hinted Aug
'09 and confirmed Sept 1 '09, 10/6/10, “an older Vice” 8/29/11; 11/29/11,
2/7/12, 4/27/12)Sarah Palin (as of 3/26/10)Scarlett Johannson (as of 6/3/11,
“made a deal with the diva devil” 5/15/12) (as of 6/15/11, didn’t have one when
she wed Ryan Reynolds) (* see list below)Sean Penn (as of 6/3/11)Seann William Scott (as of
11/20/09, 3/4/10, "about 100 years ago" 5/28/10)Selena Gomez (as of 6/2/11,
8/19/11)Seth MacFarlane ("a very
amusing one" as of 3/22/11, not specified if it is a new one besides his
revealed one. - See LIST OF REVEALS above)Seth Rogen (as of 9/11/09,
10/20/09, 7/1/10, 9/14/10 does not have to do with sexual escapades)Shenae Grimes (as of 9/23/11)Shia LaBeouf (as of 9/30/09;
10/22/10 may have contributed to his relationship woes; 3/25/11; 6/29/11; is
douchey 7/6/11; “Vicing keeps him in public eye” 3/2/12)Sienna Miller (as of 7/13/11)
(*see list below)Stephen Moyer (as of 6/21/11)Steve Carell (as of 1/18/10;
2/8/11 - "so stupid and so long ago") (see below)Sting (as of 6/12/10)Taylor Lautner (as of 6/17/10,
9/14/10, 8/18/11) (* see list below)Taylor Swift (as of 11/10/10 -
has one of her own; 11/26/10 - not about her weight; 12/1/10 - not dabbling in
drugs; 3/21/12) (* see list below)Teri Hatcher (as of 4/7/10) (*see
list of revealed BVs above)Tom Cruise (as of 9/25/09,
5/4/10, 1/22/10, 5/13/11, 6/3/11, 11/24/11, 1/2/12, 7/2/12)Tom Sturridge (as of 1/11/11)Tony Parker (as of 11/19/10 -
"teamed up with Eva for one of our favorite vices"; 12/1/10)Vanessa Hudgens (as of 5/3/11:
"She's an also-starring, not a major character in Vice history. However,
trying to bounce up to feature player pronto"; as of 6/2/11 "was
never a horrible Vice offender herself", 7/19/11 “hasn’t made it to the
big leagues yet”; 4/18/12 “been a costar of sorts but no moniker yet (*see list
below)Victoria Beckham (as a couple, as
of 2/13/09; nothing to do with her baby-making abilities, as of 10/2/10;
1/11/11)Viggo Mortensen (as of 8/31/10) (
*see list below)Vin Diesel (as of July '09)Vince Vaughn (as of 9/23/08)Wentworth Miller (as of July '09,
2/2/10)Whitney Houston (“from many years
ago” as of 2/13/12, “drugs weren’t her only vice” 2/14/12; 2/20/12, 5/23/12) ( * CONTRADICTION – Ted says 3/12/12 that he
meant that her only knew of her Vice but hadn’t written it yet)Will Smith (as of 3/31/09, 4/2/09, 9/11/09, 7/15/10, 1/16/12)Zac Efron (as of 1/16/10,
5/28/10, 2/7/11, 8/16/11)Zachary Quinto (revealed as
Kirkland Dogmatic)50 Cent (as of 9/11/09, 4/15/10,
9/18/10, 2/11/11)a country singer (as of 3/12/10)a couple of NFL players (as of
1/2/12)a few celebs who have been on DWTS(but not the pros, as of 9/30/11)a Food Network superstar (as of
6/18/10) (* see list below, re celebrity chefs - CONTRADICTION)a star from The Office (as of 6/30/10; then 2/5/11 "Aside from some of
them having bigger egos than could fit in a friggin' huge, I mean huge,
office—no. But if you ask me, some of them are just boring prick wads, at
times, and that's just not juicy enough for my standards" = contradiction?)
(* contradiction - see list below)at least two Entourage guys (as of 7/27/10)at least one Jonas brother (as of
2/12/10; not Joe 4/14/10) (* see list below)at least one of Joe Jonas/Nick
Jonas/Taylor Lautner (as of 2/11/10) (*see list below)at least one Gossip Girl gal or dude (as of 4/19/10, 5/27/10) (* see list
below)at least one cast member of the new 90210 (as of 2/7/12)at least one cast member of Glee, not including Pat Poisonpuss
(as of 11/13/10, “a handful” 1/31/12)at least one of the guys from Glee (as of 2/8/11) (* see list
below)two of these three Glee guys: Harry Shum Jr, Chord, or
Mark (as of 3/18/11)either Chris Colfer or Darren Criss
(as of 10/19/11) (* see list below)"plenty" of female Glee cast members (as of 4/8/11; "most
of the Glee cast is Vicey"
4/12/11; as of 6/1/11 of the Glee
BVs, “One is sexy, one is stupid and one is just plain sad. Oh, and one is a
dude.")one of these three women from Glee - Dianna Agron/Jenna
Ushkowitz/Heather Morris (as of 9/23/11)one castmember of Big Bang Theory
(as of 5/27/11; only one 12/5/11, 1/31/12; not K.Cuoco 2/27/12; an older one,
not Jim Parsons 5/14/12) (* See list below)at least one member of the Lost cast (as of 6/14/10, 7/12/10,
7/14/10; the island has "a handful" of vicers as of 11/20/10; M. Fox
is one of them 8/29/11) (*see list below) at least one (if not both) of Hayden
Christensen or RachelBilson (as
of 3/29/11) (* see list below)at least one member of the Kardashian
family (as of 8/17/11; Kris has popped out a few as of 9/8/11; not Kourtney
as of 9/19/11) ( * see list below)at least one castmember of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (as
of 12/6/11)at least one person from the cast of Magic Mike (as of 9/10/11; are male
and female 9/22/11; three as of 4/24/12)at least one castmember of Thor (as of 5/14/12)at least one past Victoria’s Secret
angel (as of 11/30/11)either Ashlee Simpson and/or Pete
Wentz (as of 2/9/11)either Heidi Montag or Spencer Pratt
(as of 10/29/10)either Emma Roberts or Katy Perry
(only one of them, as of 6/2/10) ( * HAS TO BE KATY PERRY as of 4/25/11)- SEE
LIST BELOW)four cast members of The Avengers (as of 1/23/12, at
least one 3/28/12, a handful 5/14/12)four current Oscar nominees (as
of 1/27/12)one of the New Kids on the Block
(as of 5/24/10) (* CONTRADICTION! See
list below)"one or two" men from House (as of 4/5/11)one of the four Hobbits from LOTR (as of 7/7/10)more than half of the Lord of the Rings cast (as of
10/25/10)more than one of the women from Desperate Housewives (as of 4/21/12,
recently as of 5/14/12)more than 50% of the following crew:
Cindy Crawford/Rande Gerber, George Clooney/Stacey Keibler (as of 1/3/12)
(See also Cindy Crawford, George Clooney on this list)more than a handful but less than a
dozen of stars at the 2012 Kids’ Choice Awards (as of 4/2/12)most of the cast of Friends except
Lisa Kudrow (as of 2/9/11; update 2/11/11 "what I meant, more
specifically, when answering mail the other day was that Lisa Kudrow is the
only Friends star never even be attached to a Vicey slip-up) (* CONTRADICTION;
SEE LIST BELOW)multiple cast members of One Tree Hill (as of 11/10/10,
2/20/12) (see list below)multiple cast members of Supernatural (as of 2/20/12)multiple cast members of Gossip Girl (as of 2/20/12)one of the Volturi from Twilight (repeat offender, as of
12/23/10)
one of the wolfpack from Twilight
besides Taylor Lautner (as of 1/5/11)one person from the cast of GCB (as of 4/6/12)one or more cast members of Pretty LittleLiars(as of 4/10/12)
(* see list below)four of the 2011 Oscar nominees for
acting (as of 1/31/11)someone from the cast of Mad Men (as of 6/15/11, “some Vicey
biz on Mad Men, but [January Jones]
hardly at fault for it all”; 6/28/11; sexy 9/10/11) (* see list below)someone on The Voice (as of 4/27/12) (see above, re Adam and Christina)some Vicers are in Ted’s Hollywood
Greatest Love Stories gallery (as of 2/20/12)"tons" of True Blood cast members (as of
4/9/11, 2/22/12) (* See list below)“tons” of New Year’s Eve cast members (as of 11/22/11; at least five
12/10/11)two of the following Hairspray cast members: Brittany Snow,
James Marsden, Michelle Pfeiffer, Amanda Bynes, Nikki Blonsky, and Queen
Latifah (as of 11/17/11) ( * see list below)

Seth Green (as of 11/12/09, and
will never be)Shakira (as of 6/14/10)Sharon Stone (moniker-free, as of
8/13/11)Shawn Pyfrom (as of 4/21/12)Sienna Miller (as of 9/5/09)
(*SEE LIST ABOVE)Sofia Vergara (as of 11/3/10,
5/10/12)Sophia Bush (as of 5/17/10,
10/8/10, 2/7/12)Stephen Colbert (as of 10/13/11)Taylor Kitsch (as of 4/23/10,
July 2010, 3/28/11, 3/27/12)Taylor Lautner (as of 11/18/09)
(* SEE LIST ABOVE)Taylor Momsen (as of 7/29/10,
9/21/10)Taylor Swift (as of 12/17/09,
3/24/10 has not "starred in her very own BV" yet, but "soon,
though."; as of 3/29/10 played a supporting role in one) (* SEE LIST
ABOVE)Terrell Owens (as of 1/2/12)Thomas Jane (as of 10/5/11)Tiger Woods (as of 12/1/09,
12/5/09, 1/7/12)Tim McGraw (as of 3/9/11,
7/18/11)Tim Tebow (as of 12/14/11,
1/25/12, 3/21/12)Timothy Olyphant (as of 12/10/11Tina Fey (as of 4/15/10, 8/22/11,
6/4/12)Tipper Gore (as of 6/4/10)Tom Brady (as of 1/21/10)Tom Hanks (vice-free love story
with Rita Wilson as of 2/20/12)Tom Hardy (as of 10/29/11 “not a
current Vicer”; “zilch” 12/15/11)Toni Collette (as of 10/17/10)Tori Spelling (as of 9/5/09)Trace Cyrus (as of 8/29/11)Tracy Morgan (as of 6/4/12)Trevor Donovan (as of 7/15/11)Troy Aikman (as of 1/28/11)Tyler Perry (as of 11/27/09)Tyra Banks (as of 12/8/10,
2/21/12)Vanessa Hudgens (as of 8/27/09,
10/23/09, 5/28/10, of 2/7/11; "she's an also-starring, not a major
character" as of 5/3/11; 4/18/12 “been a costar of sorts but no moniker
yet”) ( SEE LIST ABOVE)Vanessa Minnillo (as of 11/22/10)Viggo Mortensen (as of 9/19/09,
perhaps soon though) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)Wilmer Valderrama (as of 4/9/12)Woody Harrelson (as of 2/21/12)Xavier Samuel (as of 3/17/12)Zac Efron (as of 8/27/09)
(* SEE LIST ABOVE)Zach Braff (as of 12/5/09)Zach Gilford (as of 6/25/10)Zachary Levi (as of 3/4/10,
4/21/10)Zachary Quinto (as of 4/23/10,
5/4/10)Zoe Saldana (as of 8/25/11)Zooey Deschanel (as of 6/13/11,
12/8/11, 2/16/12, 2/27/12, 5/3/12)entire Lost cast (as of Aug '09) ( * SEE LIST ABOVE)entire True Blood cast (as of 7/30/09) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)most of the cast of Dark Knight Rises (except Christian
Bale, as of 12/15/11)no celebrity chefs (as of 1/5/11)
(see list above, CONTRADICTION)no current Victoria’s Secret angel (as
of 11/30/11)no one from Bon Jovi (as of
6/17/10)no one else from the 30 Rock cast besides Alec Baldwin
(as of 8/22/11)no one in the Claire Danes/Billy
Crudup/Mary Louise Parker triangle (as of 2/15/11)no one from MTV’s Teen Wolf (as of 6/29/11; “for the
most part Vice-free”, as of 8/22/11; totally Vice-free 6/27/12)no one from the Hunger Games set (as of 7/1/11, 9/16/11, 9/28/11)no one from the group One Direction
(as of 4/11/12, 6/13/12)no one from Once Upon a Time (as of 4/27/12)none of the pro dancers from DWTS (as of 10/8/10, 9/30/11)none of the Kardashians (as of
5/19/10, 10/4/10, 11/8/10) ( * SEE LIST ABOVE)none of the Teen Moms (as of 12/3/10)none of the iCarly chicks (as of 8/5/11)none of the NKOTB or Backstreet Boys (as of 7/15/11) (*CONTRADICTION!
See list above)none of the cast of Full House
besides John Stamos (as of 9/1/11)none of the men from Desperate Housewives (as of 4/21/12)no winners of American Idol (as of 4/27/12)the beard ofTopher Hairy Tuchus (as of 2/7/11, hasn't starred in her own but
has been a sidekick in a few)the girlfriend ofNelly Fang (as of 2/7/11, doesn't have
her own but has appeared in another BV)the cast of Hawaii Five-O (as of 8/23/11)the cast of The Big Bang Theory (as of 7/24/10) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)the rest of the True Blood cast besides A Skars (as of 5/23/10) (* SEE LIST
ABOVE)the cast of Mad Men (as of 11/30/09) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)the cast of Sons of Anarchy (as of 9/5/11)the cast of Gossip Girl except Blake, Chace and Ed W (as of 9/13/11) the cast of the Harry Potterfilms (as
of 10/7/11)the cast of American Horror Story (as of 12/12/11)the cast of NCIS (as of 1/31/12)the ladies of Pretty Little Liars (as of 7/6/11) (* SEE LIST ABOVE)the boyfriend of Veronica Bee-Stings
(as of 5/29/12)

As for Taylor Kitsch, is this what you were referring to? I don't know if I really call this a clear answer. Ted is answering a question with two questions. It's from 5/19/09:

"Dear Ted:I'm a proud Robstenite, one of the many regulars who twitter you. We trusted you from the very beginning. Please give a shout-out to Dylan, Jess, Ash, ICave, Lynsrob and the rest of the Elite. I've tried this a couple of times, so please answer! Now, moving on to other gossip—I wanna know more about Taylor Kitsch. Have you got any dish on him? Has he been in a B.V.?—lovrobsten

Dear Shouted-Out:Happy now? And thanks! Taylor never been a Blind? Can't you give the dude a little room to breathe and live free before we sentence him to debauched Blind Vice purgatory?"

"Dear Awful Truth:Please don't take offense to this, but are any of the BVs made up or fiction or are they 100 percent true? Just asking, and do you think any of the gay blind items will ever come out? It must be a huge task keeping secrets for so long in the public eye. P.S.: More gay BVs, please; the straight ones are boring, there isn't much intrigue there.—Ontoplolly

Dear Gay Quota:We couldn't make up some of this crap even if we tried. What's the point in writing fiction, anyway, when there are so many true tales in H'wood's underbelly? And methinks most of our closeted BVs will never come out on their own terms—which isn't to say some lucky paparazzi won't get the money shot and spill it for them someday."

"Dear Awful Truth:I am a newcomer and love the Bitch-Backs and the Blind Vices, so I was just wondering if there is some type of archive where I could read the B.V.s from day one along with all of the clues from the B.B.s, and the ones you have already revealed. Please answer my question—I would really love to read all of them!—Carolina Girl

Dear Coming Attraction:That's my personal pet project, and with luck, it will be up within the next few weeks! Don't worry, friend and—more importantly—do not let your faith in the youngest Team Awful member waver!"

"Dear Awful Truth:We all know you don't use multiple B.V. nicknames for one celeb. But once a B.V. has been revealed, would you give the "offending" star a new name? Have you ever?—Looking for Clues

Dear Vindicated Vice:Yep, it's happened in the past."

I can not believe how many times Ted has stressed in the past few months that each celeb is given only ONE name. Over and over again he has said this. So now that is out the window for revealed ones. In other words, Ted has not been truthful about the monikers. At least now we know about this loophole.

Here´s the one believed to be Kelly Rippa (finally found this thing!): (from 2006)

TED CASABLANCA/E! ONLINE 01/06One Chatty, Snorty Blind Vice: Ugh. At midnight, your pooch threw up on the desinger sofa. Then your man says those crabcakes didn't sit well with him. And you're in the medicine cabinet looking for the damn Alka-Seltzer. All the while, you know the Lincoln Town Car's gonna be waiting for you tomorrow. Oy. And you gotta be camera-ready on top of it! And perky! Really perky! Yes, the life of a sickeningly popular boob-tube personality is demanding. How does one do it? With cocaine, you twit. Every dummy knows that, nowadays. It's like any idiot who's halfway rich 'n' famous is back at Studio 54 again--only with less hairspray and jobs to go to in the ayem. And the above tired-ass, drugged out, fake-smiled act certainly applies to Babe Dimple-Doo. In fact, this scenario fits Ms. D.-Doo so damn well, I'd say it's a miracle some tawdry story about the deceivingly demure dame hasn't surfaced in the tabs already. Gosh, wonder why that is? Smarty Babe cut a deal, that's why. Sundry supermarket rags enjoy regular access to BMs. Dimple-Doo's meatloaf recipes, bathroom designs and parlor-room thoughts whenever they so please. But hands off the powder trail! No surprise there. G.P. is all about the très-accessible image, see. Like I always say, home is where the speeding heartbeat is, right? IT'S NOT: Nancy O'Dell; Judge Judy; Kathie Lee Gifford.

Ted has said that Melanie and Antonio have been in a blind vice, where she made a statue of his penis. We have been unable to locate that blind vice and track down the names.

Do you think that they count among the list of those revealed? As far as I was concerened when I read it, I considered that a hint. Not a reveal, but a hint. But now a bunch of people think Antonio and Melanie are a new BV, so I am wondering if they fit in the loophole of those that have been revealed.

"Dear Ted:Thank you for telling like it is. I'm talking about those kiss-ass Hollywood big shots that think raping a 13-year-old can be forgotten and forgiven (in that order). Michael Jackson had to die to make him a saint, and now Roman Polanski is a martyr after three days in jail? Do you have any Blind Vices from his Save the Raper club? Wouldn't that be fun and enlightening? P.S.: My husband says there's too much Robsten going on—I tried explaining to him...I know, I know.—Mina

Dear Moral Compass:Fascinating query. And yes, at least one dog Blind Vice alum is a Polanski defender, such the surprise."

"Dear Ted:If someone emails you a Blind Vice guess and you do not post it or give any type of reply, is it because they guessed correctly?—DDSunshine

Dear Looking for Clues:Sure, sometimes. But it also could be because I just didn't choose that par-tick letter. Or I'll post it if someone gives the correct answer but not exactly answer it. After all, this is a puzzle, like most people's love lives happen to be, you know."

Does anyone know which BV is Wentworth Miller? Does the July '09 refer to when he became a BV, when it was posted, or does it refer to when it was confirmed Wentworth was a BV...as in in July '09, Wentworth was confirmed as a past BV?

Bitchback from Nov. 23 implies yet again that Gerard Butler has a contagious disease... (also see above comment reg an Oct BB) can anyone help me out on this?

Which one's his BV?

==Dear Ted:John Mayer and Gerard Butler are sleazy hot. They're the guys you don't take home to meet mama, that you would never want as a boyfriend but who you have dirty, hot sex in the back alley with.—Ballerina

Dear Good Observation:Yes, yes they are, but you won't be happy about it when you have to visit the doctor after.

I spent all day looking everywhere for information on Hayden Christensen-nobody seems to point to any BV, can anyone shed a bit of light on this? He was one off about 3 in the supergallery noone can pick.

"Dear Ted:I love the show Mad Men on AMC, from the brilliant scripts to the wonderful acting. This makes me wonder: Has anyone on Mad Men ever been a Blind Vice?—EC

Dear Big Shocker:No...they are far too normal. Boring, boring, boring, even that luscious Jon Hamm is absolutely throwing his smoldering looks away on monogamy! Imagine! Sex with only one other person, in Hollywood! "

"Dear Ted:What is your take on the Tiger Woods drama? Has Tiger ever been a B.V.? What about the tabloid reports about his infidelity? I am not sure what to believe, but his sketchy behavior and refusal to make a statement makes me think he is hiding something. He certainly has a lot to lose if anything dicey is going on here.—E.K.

Dear Come Out and Play:Let's just say these reports didn't surprise me. And no, Tiger has yet to be a Blind Vice. Sooner than later, perhaps? Yes, I think so."

"Dear Ted:I recently transplanted to a small country in Africa where I'm working in a hospital, and it's been emotionally draining...but your column is one of the bright spots of my day (when the unreliable Internet is working). Since moving here, I've discovered that homosexuality is illegal in the country where I'm living and punishable by imprisonment, which is shocking to me. There is still much work that needs to be done to expand gay rights across the globe. And I'm sure I'm already preaching to the choir when I say that abstinence-only sex ed is ludicrous, particularly in this setting where entire generations of people are dying from AIDS. Now for my questions: Was Gwyneth Paltrow, aka Fishstick, ever a Blind Vice? And which old Blind Vice has really changed his or her tune and is now totally different than who he or she was when the B.V. was written? Except Pixie Mixie, of course.—Vs

Dear Saint Snoop:First, congrats on your good work, and couldn't agree more with ya regarding gay rights and educating against sexually transmitted diseases; the topics really need to get out there more and into our public awareness. Answers: Yes, ages ago, and there is no one else besides Pixie Mixie."

"Dear Ted:Was the adorable Brittany Murphy ever a Blind Vice? With all of the stars who have passed away this year, will you be posting a Blind Vice "In Memoriam"?—Tess

Dear Mystery Murph:Yes, she was. It's sad to look back on which one she was, too (tho nothing exactly good comes out of being a B.V.). Shockingly, despite all the celeb deaths, not many of them were Vicers."

"Dear Ted:Just wanna say, totally addicted to your blolumn! You're my guilty pleasure every day. Can you please tell me if John Travolta has ever been a Blind Vice? Muchos love and hugs to Margo and Charlie!—Lil

"Dear Ted:I'm the rare breed of chick who enjoys sports, and I definitely get more than my fill, thanks to my Neanderthal boyfriend. I know you've said recently that Tiger Woods had never been a Blind Vice, but do other athletes ever getting starring roles? I suspect Lamar Odom has recently been a supporting actor in one. Other athletes that I get a weird vibe from: Mark Sanchez, Tony Romo, Tom Brady, Kobe Bryant, Michael Phelps and Derek Jeter. Am I totally off?—C

Dear Patient GF:Phelps yes. Sanchez...not yet. Brady's stuff is pretty public. Kobe came clean before we got a chance to make him a B.V."

"Dear Ted:Has Renée Zellweger ever been a Blind Vice? There's something very strange about her. I can't seem to put my finger on it and don't seem to get what all the guys see in her, except maybe she's the type of girl who doesn't ask any questions and makes them seem oh-so-macho and manly?—ANC

Dear Intuition:Of course she's been a B.V. Not for a while, though. But she could make a comeback, if you so desire."

"Dear Ted:You didn't answer me last time but I really want to know what's going on with Julia Roberts. Has she always been as crazy as she's been recently and previously was able to hide it? Or has she gotten involved with some..."things"? Or just say if she's been a B.V.?—Gabrielle

Dear Obsessed:Girlfriend has been acting pretty overzealous now that she is back from her extended maternity leave from Hollywood. But no Vice stuff so far. Was ages ago, though, but way before she got married."

"Dear Ted:I am wondering if John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are as truly happy and normal as they seem. Has either even been a B.V.?—Nina

Dear Hopeless Romantic:Nothing in Hollywood is ever as it appears, but this couple does seem pretty happy—and it's real. As for Blind Vices? Neither of them have starred in one, but that doesn't mean they won't in the future. I just wouldn't count on it happening anytime soon."

Dear Point Dexter:No, but I want to wish Michael a speedy recovery (he's already undergone treatment and his cancer is in full remission) and congrats on his recent wins at the Golden Globes and the Screen Actors Guild Awards."

"Dear Ted:If a celebrity is a Blind Vice for, say, a drug problem and you give them a certain moniker and then a while later there's another B.V. about their sexual escapades, will you keep the same moniker or change it?—Rachael

"Dear Ted:Have you seen pics of Ben Stiller lately? He suddenly looks like a very thin old man. What happened to him—anything B.V. going on? Also, kinda fascinated with Sarah Michelle Gellar being a B.V.—any more hints on her behavior? Drugs, sluttin', what?—Anna

Dear Sickly Stiller:Ben definitely wasn't looking his best at the Vanity Fair Artists for Peace and Justice event...but standing next to too-gorgeous Olivia Wilde, I'm not surprised. Tho, he better start working on his beauty regiment so he'll be in model form for Zoolander 2. As for Sarah, well, sweetheart, let's say it's not the two qualifications you mentioned. SMG's way too clever for that stuff."

"Dear Ted:Seann William Scott is sexy, magnetic, charismatic, possessed of excellent comedic timing and the only redeeming feature of his latest feature. (Did I mention that he's sexy?) He really has what it takes to be a bigger star than he is. So he's got to be a Blind Vice, right? Please tell me it's not the kind of thing to hold a man back or drag him down. He doesn't hang with Morgan Mayhem's crowd, does he?—Dying to Know

Dear Sweetie:Didn't know Stifler still had such loyal fans, but I'm not surprised, as I so agree with you. Seann is adorable for sure. And even though Seann's ways are totally different from those of Morgan, yes, Scott's a B.V. alum. Excellent radar there, sweetheart."

"Dear Ted:Greetings from snowy NYC. We were just wondering, now that all this info has leaked about their drug issues, will you reveal if Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller were ever a Blind Vice? Thanks!—Marge

Dear Rehab Check In:There's nothing Blind about those two's Vices. They air their dirty laundry for everyone to see."

"Dear Ted:One of the most popular guesses for last Friday's Blind Vice has been Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. You have said SMG has been a Blind in the past, and to my knowledge, you have not revealed which one, making her ineligible for Cruella St. Shackles. I believe SMG was Botox-Bang Slasher. Am I at least in the right genre?—D

Dear Gellar Guessing:Already nixed F.P. Jr. as Cruella's sneaky spouse, so SMG is out of the game for this B.V. Here's a Vice I'm sure SMG would be interested in: Buffying up and slaying vamp hottie Nelly Fang to jump starting her once-relevant career."

"Dear Ted:What's the story with Jessica Alba? Is she naughty or nice? Has she ever been a Blind Vice?—H

Dear Alba's Antics:For the most part, Jessie A. is pretty chill—likes cozy dinners over clubbing, prefers time with her baby over the likes of Lindsay Lohan, etc.—but if we have one complaint about the babe, it's her usually horrible wardrobe."

"Dear Ted:I just read that Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are/were swingers! Sadly, that doesn't surprise me. But I have to know: Were they Blind Vices whose dirty secrets have been revealed?"—Tell me

Dear Dirty:Nothing these two do surprises me, but I think both put-upon, dragged-threw-the-tabloid-mud 'rents have higher priorities than amping up their sex lives right now: mainly, their children, which everybody seems to be forgetting. As for Charlie and Brooke's kinkiness, specifically, Charlie's, yes, I can account for, as he has been a Vice regular. Brooke? Don't really care, to be honest with you."

"Dear Ted:I love your column and how you make a priority of helping our furry friends. My boyfriend adopted two kittens for me for Christmas from a local shelter and I just can't understand how people can go and buy animals from breeders when there are sweet, adorable babies that shelters are practically giving away! Anyway, since we did adopt, I was wondering if you could give me hints on either Sarah Michelle Gellar's or David Boreanaz's B.V. (can you tell I used to be a huge Buffy fan?)—Nora

"Dear Ted:I'm totally in love with Channing Tatum. Any goss on him? Or is he in any of your BVs? Thanks so much!—Summer

Dear Channing Charmed:C.T. hasn’t had too much dirt come out since his big stripper reveal and he’s remained fairly quiet in his newlywed days. What a bore, right? C’mon, Tatum—you used to be a stripper. Give a goss-columnist something interesting to work with."

"Dear Ted:Since you tell us Sarah Michelle Gellar isn't Cruella St. Shackles, can you give us a hint on which B.V. she is? Is it an older one, like two or three years old or more recent? And what about David Boreanaz's Blind Vice? Does it having anything to do with his alleged affair with Rachel Uchitel, or is it older than that?–Lulu

Dear Buffy 101:SMG's is an oldie but goodie. And it's not that bad of one, by the by. Compared to David's, which is far yuckier."

"Dear Ted:Anytime I see Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli together they look happy and normal, and their kids look happy and normal as well. Is everything as perfect as it seems with those two, or do they have any B.V.-worthy secrets they're hiding?—D

"Dear Ted:I'd appreciate it if you can tell us Bones fans about the relationship between Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz. I have seen/read that they don't get along but I also have seen/read that they get along great. Which is true? Also, does Boreanaz have more than one BV? You said last year that it was temper related and now you're saying its yucky. Does the yucky refer to his foot fetish?—Janet

Dear Boney:David's B.V. doesn't involve his costar. Or that supposed foot fetish. Any other guesses? And he's only starred in one, by the by."

"Dear Ted:OK, Ted, you've told us that Jensen Ackles is a Blind Vice, but it's clearly not stopping Danneel Harris from marrying him in May! Can you give us a clue? What, oh what, could Jensen's vice be?—Leo

Dear Wedded Bliss:No Blind Vice—or anything for that matter—is going to stop Danneel from walking down that aisle. So I wouldn't take that as a gauge of how innocent—or completely skankalicious, as it may be—J.A.'s Blind is."

Dear Ted:Thanks for your advocacy of pet adoption. With more than 12 million animals being euthanized each year because homes can't be found for them, it's downright irresponsible and immoral to buy a pet and/or have a designer dog manufactured for you. Now that's off my chest...what's the deal with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon? They can't muster even an ounce of chemistry between them and seem more like brother and sister than spouses. Any scoop, or should we try to figure out which BV (or BVs) is theirs?—Susan

Dear Dubious Duo:This relaysh boggles my mind as much as yours. But boy, can those two blab about how much they are completely in love with each other. 'Tho lately Nick has been minding his words when discussing his whimsy wife."

"Dear Ted:I was watching the Jimmy Kimmel Live special after the Oscars, which he had Robert Downey Jr. on, and I noticed something about RDJ. I suspect he is a B.V. superstar, perhaps he may even be Nevis Divine, or Toothy Tile. Am I close?—Sherri

Dear Sherlock Holmes:RDJ is a Vicer, but you're off on his moniker. Was a while ago, though."

"Dear Ted:I'm such a huge fan of both Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling. I think they are both talented and engaging actors with very rewarding careers ahead of them, and I hope they get back together someday. I know you have predicted it's not going to happen, but an avid fan can only hope! Now on to my question: Are Rachel or Ryan Blind Vicers?—Erin

Dear I'm With You:But then I've always wanted Justin and Britney to get back together, too, know what I mean? Vice-wise, Rachel, nope, and Ryan so should be, but not yet! Soon!"

"Dear Ted:I know you've said before that the Jonas Brothers aren't quite as squeaky clean as Disney would lead you to believe, which is hardly surprising. But have any of them ever actually been a Blind Vice?—Katie

Dear Brotherly Vice:Sure, at least one has been a B.V. But have more than one?"

"Dear Ted:Love Anne Hathaway. I know it's not her big film, but she really cracked me up in Get Smart (on the tube the other night). Has she been a B.V., or have her vices already been public? Thanks Ted!—99

Dear Good Girl:Feeling's mutual re: Miss Hathaway. She hasn't fallen victim to the dark part of our blolumn, no."

"Dear Ted:I was just wondering what Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are like behind closed doors? They seem to have a very healthy, functional private life, which is surprising considering all the baggage Demi brought with her. What's their secret?—Nicky

Dear Chiller Couple:Actually, I've heard great things about Demi and Ashton as a married unit. Their Blind Vices certainly bond them together."

"Dear Ted:Did I fail to mention that I have a rescue kitty who loves your column as much as I do (will even send her picture if that helps) and that I volunteer regularly with a humane society in my hometown? Sorry. So, has Kristen Stewart ever been a Blind Vice? And I think it's great you're promoting rescue work. Have you seen Ellen DeGeneres' postage stamps coming out in April?—Angie

Dear Obvious Answer:But of course! At this rate, not sure which Twilight stars don't have B.V. monikers. Very few, Kristen not included."

"Dear Ted:My neighbor and I trap feral cats in our neighborhood (we rerelease the adults after neutering them and take the kittens to a no-kill shelter). I also have three rescued cats. Can you expose Sandra Bullock's B.V.?—Peg

Dear Nice Try:Not now. It's hideous for Bullock while the world waits to see if she dumps Scumbucket or not. That, coupled with getting cheated on by Scum's myriad flings is enough torture for Sandy, for the moment, don't you agree?"

"Dear Ted:Was reading the paper, mulling over Senator Roy Ashburn who has publicly opposed gay rights and followed up that spectacle by being picked up on a DWI leaving a gay night club. Thinking of hypocrites got me to wondering, has Sarah Palin ever been a Blind Vice star or guest-star?—Stephen

Day Politically Incorrect:If we've learned one thing from all these skanky politicians who put themselves on pedestals it's that the people who advocate against something the most usually have the dirtiest skeletons in their closet—Palin being no exception."

"Dear Ted:You've said Keanu and Sandra would never be romantically together. You've also said Keanu is a B.V. vet. Is his B.V. the reason they would never hook up? Just so you know, I'm the "mom" to three rescue dogs. The last one was 12 years old when we got her. She was also blind, heartworm positive with rotting teeth and they told us she probably wouldn't last a year. Cut to 18 months later and she's feistier then her younger brothers. Puppies are cute, but older dogs need homes, too.—Nicole

Dear Saint Nicole:Bless you. For your reward, however, I must confess that I cannot answer you."

"Dear Ted:I am appalled at the way Hollywood uses child stars, milks cash from them while they are still young and cute and then dumps them when they get older. No wonder most of them end up doing drugs or in major depression. Speaking of which, is Justin Bieber on his way to your infamous B.V. column, or is he as innocent as he looks? A yes answer from you would definitely prove my point.—Nicolas

Dear Teen Beat:J.B. is still totally a kid, even if he wants you to think otherwise. He's as harmless as his corny love songs—don't expect him to grab a B.V. honor anytime soon."

"Dear Ted:Recently I was watching A Knights Tale and it made me start wondering about Heath Ledger, I'm guessing that he had a BV back in the day, is that right? Is it one that is ever talked about anymore?—Allsmilesr

Dear Ledger Patrol:It involved both sex and drugs. It’ll probably be in the book."

"Dear Ted:Earlier this week, you emphasized that Taylor Swift hasn't "starred" in a Blind Vice. Has she played a supporting role in one? I'm not allowed to have animals here, so I don't have any rescue pets to pimp, but I've been reading you for years. Surely that still counts for something?—StellsBells

Dear Best Q. O’ the Day:And how. I think this is one reason why TS has gone danger-sniffing 'round the boys, as of late. Babe's tired of watching, not enjoying."

"Dear Ted:Spill the (Mexican jumping) beans! Does Ricky Martin have a B.V.? Come on, share with us! I respect the dude, but I want a little dirt, too.—Raf

Dear Coming Out:Seems like everyone wants to know what his B.V. is, but I've got to keep my trap shut on this one. The fact that these stars are gay isn't really a Vice, is it? It's the superskanky things they do with other dudes that are the naughty details of the B.V.s."

"Dear Ted:This whole Marc Cherry /Nicollette Sheridan debacle has me wondering: Has M.C. been a Blind Vice and what have you heard about his actions behind the scenes?—Momma

Dear Detective Diva:I like Marc Cherry. He's always been cool with me, but then so too has Nicollette Sheridan—until all this crap went down. And no, Marc's never been a Blind, though Teri Hatcher sure has."

"Dear Ted:Been looking through the Blind Vices certain that Jim and Jenny are in there somewhere! Not having much luck, but I'll keep looking because I'm certain you must've known something was brewing with those two.—Q

"Dear Ted:So what do you think of Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth? Real love? Publicity? Friends or friends with benefits? And now that you said A.Skars has been a B.V., has Kate ever been one? Eartha Bertha maybe?—NCCR

Dear Match Made in Vice Heaven:Sure, Kate's been a B.V. And I'll go with option number 3 please."

"Dear Ted:Sadly, I can't claim to be a rescuer given that in my apartment building, there's an old hag who hates animals. But I hope you might still answer my BV question: does Ewan McGregor's wife appear in his Blind Vice? BTW, still figuring what The Men Who Stare At Goats was about. Love from Uruguay to you and your furry children!—Mariana

Dear Thirsty for More:That's a no, sweetheart! And go throw that apartment hag a bone, already. Sounds like she needs a juicy one."

"Dear Ted:Although I do have another guess for the douchebag that is Moisty Mohr, I just have to take this shot—Is Moisty Alec Baldwin? There are a couple clues in your post about the A.B. solo vacay that point M.M. in a different direction, but you also used the word "moist"...twice! Such a revolting word that it must be used sparingly if at all, so am I close?—JR

Dear Sweaty Solo:Fabo guess, but you're so barking down the wrong Vice tree for Baldwin."

"Dear Ted:I recently heard about Nikki Reed backing out of K-11, a project starring Kristen which was written (and being directed) by Kristen Stewart's mom. All of a sudden Nikki reports to no longer be associated with the project. See here. Any news on what happened there? Also, I don't have a pet that I rescued, due to a supersmall living space and lots of work travel time, but a coworker of mine rescued a 3-year-old yellow lab with tons of behavior issues who's doing really great. Could you tell me if R.Pattz's BV is specifically vamp-related or more open-ended?—Rae

Dear Late to the Party:Geez, someone might want to let Hollywood Life (aka the new Star) know that we reported that Nikki stuff back in February. Check it out if you want to hear Kristen's thoughts. She's still trying to make the film happen, but it's clear Nikki's over it. Not getting the feeling all is well yet with these two babes (at all). As for Rob, his Vice isn't specifically vamp-related."

"Dear Ted:I must know if my future wife (of my dreams) Penélope Cruz has been a Blind Vice before? She's amazing in Spanish films and just lights up a screen, so spill! Love you Ducks!—Coo from Ireland x

Dear Beauty and the Beast:I'm right there with ya loving Cruz. But she has yet to enter the Blind Vice annals."

"Dear Ted:Although he's been under the radar lately, I'm always itching for some Justin Timberlake news. Can you please give us hints on his Blind Vice?—Wanna Be Mrs. Timberlake

Dear Cry Me a River:He's not alone in his BV. But I predict he will be soon enough! This whole Timberbiel drag-out is making me so bored. They're gonna split eventually, I say they get it over with sooner rather than later."

"Dear Ted:With his recent appearance on Oprah, I have to ask, has Kenny Chesney ever been a Blind Vice? It seems many people think he has a lot of secrets, especially after that quickie marriage to Renée.—Wma

"Dear Ted:You have done such a good job at disguising some of your Blind Vices so they are not so obvious to figure out. Brad Pitt, Oprah and Sandra Bullock are some examples. Is there any way you can give us a hint on any of the above three, preferably Brad Pitt? And when are you coming out with an update on Fake à la Ferocity, or has she rid herself of all her Vices?—CC

Dear Hint, Hint:Please, F à la F isn't kicking her nasty habits (far from it!), no matter how different she's appeared in public lately. As for those other folks, Brad likes boys and Oprah likes girls. Kidding!"

"Dear Ted:The press loves to give nicknames to high-profile couples (Brangelina, TomKat, Gyllenspoon, etc.), almost making the two people into one identity. I would love to know...have you ever given one Blind Vice nickname to a celebrity couple?—H

Dear Cute Couples:You mean like Ohio-Off or Markella? Nothing has stuck yet, but most of these skanky stars are swapping partners so much it seems silly to waste time making up nicknames. Although Ohio-Off sure is growing on me."

"Dear Ted:I love Peter Skarsgård and Maggie Gyllenhaal. They are both talented and seem down-to-earth. Have they ever been a Blind Vice, apart or together?—Cine

Dear Sweet One:Wow, good one. Nope they have not. Forget about them sometimes! But, when it comes down to it, ultimately, just don't think these two have quite the sinful sizzle to get them into Blind infamy."

"Dear Ted:You've stated that you don't use more than one moniker for the subjects of your Blind Vices—for ince, once Toothy Tile, always Toothy Tile. However, is it possible that a subject with a moniker was once the subject of another Blind Vice back in the day when your column was a weekly column and you didn't have monikers for your subjects? That is, could someone like Fey Oiled-Tush, who first appeared in your column in 2008, have yet another older Blind Vice attributed to him that had no mention of Fey Oiled-Tush or any other moniker back then?—ugbugmemenotnot

Dear Outsmart Me Not:Even though I'm far too confused at this point to follow you, exactly (the science you folks make this celeb debauchery out to be is pretty impressive), let me repeat: no Blind Vice member has ever had more than one name. Never has, never will."

"Dear Ted:With the recent breakup between Gossip Girl couple Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr, have either of them ever been a B.V.? Apparently Jessica's been getting around behind Ed's back. So if she was really hooking up with all these people, there's no way it could have gone unnoticed, right?—Kel

Dear XOXO:There's plenty the G.G. cast does that flies under the radar, trust. And while the antics of these two may have come to light of late, it's the real dirty stuff that stays under wraps—you know, the B.V.-worthy stuff. At least one of the Gossip gals or dudes has their own skanky vice, but which sexy star is it?"

"Dear Ted:I have two babies, one is a rescue Cavalier named Atticus (after the title character in To Kill a Mockingbird) and the other is a golden retriever mix named Goldie. They are the best gift I could ever have given myself and we love your column. Do you have any tidbits about Zachary Levi or Josh Hopkins? Have they ever been a B.V.? Do they like the ladies?—Addison

Dear Under the Radar:Both cuties are not even close to making it as Vice regulars—is this a relief for you to hear? Licks to Atticus and Goldie! "

"Dear Ted:Has Sam Trammell ever been a Blind Vice? Do any of the True Blood stars have Vices? There's nothing to do in Kansas but think through these things. Lots of love to you and your furry ones.—Bored

Dear Booty-Bloody Truth:Most of the True Blood vamps let their skankiness out on-camera. Maybe that's why they're so low-key in real life, and the super-prude Twilight series is filling out the Blind Vice archives with star after star. But keep in mind: There's one particular star in True who knows quite well just how to put those Twi kids to debauched shame. Any ideas who?"

"Dear Ted:Here's a couple I never hear anyone mention: Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen. Are they B.V.s? They seem low-key and normal, but I recall you mentioning something recently about comedians being the "darkest bunch in town."—Leigh

Dear Unfunny:Oh yeah, and how. Poor Jim Carrey can't even have a decent love life because of it! But I must tell you Sacha has become much less of a jerk (who was pretty full of himself right from when he hit it big with Borat) since hooking up with Isla, and they're totally into each other. Only question is: Will it last? Here's to hoping Fishen breaks the dark mold!"

"Dear Ted:I need a pick me up. I started feeding a stray cat that was pregnant a few weeks ago. She gave birth and unfortunately none of the kittens made it. She has been lying on my porch for 2 days so this morning I dropped her off at the vet for a checkup and to get spayed. So, I will have a new roommate soon and hopefully I can cheer her up. Now cheer me up and tell me, has Mark Salling ever been a BV?—Curious

Dear Vice in F Flat:Can't say he has—sorry to disappoint. But those Glee kids are just itching to make their mark on the Blind Vice annals. And, sweetheart, thanks for being such a great mom to your kitty, she needs extra love right now."

"Dear Ted:Every pet I've ever had I have adopted or, like the sweet kitty I have now, found on my doorstep. My question is about Kenny Chesney. Can you give us any hint as to what really went down for him and Renée to break up so quickly? Has he ever been a Blind?—Laura

Dear Wedding Woes:Probably had something to do with the subzero heat between the two. You know, like what R.W. has going on now with Bradley Cooper. (And don't forget the ginormous tequila bill right after the quickie wedding, not a good omen of things to come.)"

"Dear Ted:I love your Blind Vices, and I decided to go back and revisit a few oldies but goodies, which leads me to this question: Has Kate Walsh ever been a subject of a Blind?—Ash

Dear Doc Drama:While the Grey's cast may have their fair share of off-set drama, the fiery former doc isn't quit scandalous enough to be a Blind Vice star, hard as she may try. But what about the rest of those horny docs?"

"Dear Ted:When someone is the subject of multiple Blind Vices, do you give that person one name and stick with it, or does s/he get as many names as s/he has Vices? I searched for this question and didn't find it, but it seems such a rational Q that I can't imagine you've never heard it before.—Enya

"Dear Ted:Like many young girls in the world, I am a confessed Twi-hard. But unlike most of them, I don't lust after Rob and Taylor, though I do love them both. My main guy is Jackson Rathbone. I don't think this has been asked, but I have only been reading you for a few months, but I'm wondering, is he on his way to becoming a B.V., if he isn't one already? He seems so down-to-earth and normal, so I don't see how he could be. I mean, the guy is touring with his band 100Monkeys and tends to stay out of the spotlight. Much like Johnny Depp, actor first, celebrity second. Anything you can tell me?–M

Dear Good Taste:I definitely admire the way Jackson handles himself. He hasn't starred in his own B.V."

"Dear Ted:I am obsessed with Mad Men and I was just wondering if Jon Hamm is anything like his character on the show. I know he has a long-term girlfriend, but can you at least say if he's ever been a B.V.?—Taylor

"Dear Ted:Matt Damon seems like a totally down to earth guy. He has that wife of his—who does seem a bit controlling, but given his history, maybe that is what he likes. Is he as really as vanilla as he seems? As he ever been a Blind Vice? If so, does his Blind Vice involve his now wife? I rescued an abandoned dog named Bella (no, not after the Twilight series, but after Stevie Nicks' Bella Donna—I am so old).—Cincinnati

Dear Dogged:Too funny, one of our bitchin' editors here, Katherine Riley has a sweet pooch named Bella! And as far as Matt's hairier Vice-esque side, let's say he was one of our more slobber-worthy stars (totally sexy stuff, I'm tellin' ya), but, I'm afraid this was back in his Ben days. I don't know why, but, I think the dude decided he was more interested in acting than acting up, damn."

"Dear Ted:I happen to love Jillian Michaels and was surprised that even though she basically "came out" as bisexual in this month's issue of Women's Health, there's been no news of it. Has this been more common knowledge than I thought? Also has she ever been a Blind Vice? Thanks Ted for all you do for animals. Mwah!—Nichole

Dear Duh:Darling, it rates about the same as Ricky Martin. Is there really a surprise here?"

"Dear Ted:How did Nicole Kidman go from one of the most stunning women in Hollywood to a desperate housewife? Have you see what she's been wearing lately? While other women at award shows wear gowns, she wears a micromini that screamed "Look at Me. Please!" Enough is enough. I'm beginning to think that Tom Cruise is the sane member of that former couple.—DR

Dear All in the Family:Both N.K. and Tom have plenty of issues (or Vices...as it may be), but they differ in how they handle them. Between Tom's Scientology and whatever the heck Nicole is doing to that forehead, you know they've got plenty o' stuff to deal with, not the least of which involves still moving on from each other."

"Dear Ted:I was disappointed to hear Zachary Quinto hasn't been a B.V.—but not for the reason you'd think! See, the image he projects is, well, let's just say not very positive, but that B.V. I believed was him made me pause and think he might have some commendable qualities, self-important aura or not. So tell me, is Quinto one of chosen few nice(ish), down-to-earth people in the Biz or not?—Reasonable Doubt

Dear Down-to-Earth:Seems like you know a lot about Quinto—and although he's not a B.V. yet, who's to say he won't be one in the future? Tell all, sweetheart!"

"Dear Ted:Has Jennifer Aniston ever been a Blind Vice? Also, though I'm sure every once in a while it hurts what Brad did to her, I think she really has moved on. My question is, I'm sure Jen could have said a lot worse to the press than "he's missing a sensitivity chip" if she wanted to about Brad. Do you think she has anything on him that she could have let slip, if she really wanted revenge? I swear, there are a whole lot of secrets in Brad's closet that Jen could have spilled. What's your take?—ANC

Dear Ex-Factor:Trust, Jennifer definitely took the (more) dignified route in this divorce debacle—of course, when you're married to someone for five years, you learn a few of their dirty little secrets, like what Brad liked doing down in Laguna from time to time. But, Jen A. has too much class to blab his business to the press. Plus, it totally wouldn't mesh with her laid back 'tude."

"Dear Ted:I just wanted to say you are my lifesaver! My husband is deployed with the Army and I am raising our two kids by myself right now. When I read your column, it makes me forget about all the stresses. So I was wondering, after looking at the Last Real Man in Hollywood if Johnny Depp has ever been a Blind Vice?—B

Dear Depp Drama:Nope, though I'm sure it's never been by any design on Depp's part. He's like Jen Aniston, only with more talent. Totally cool and chill, and he doesn't care if people think he's bi just because he wears makeup more often than not without any prob."

"Dear Ted:Totally love you! I'm the proud mommy of two kitties (one shelter and one neighborhood stray I took in). My question is about Catherine Zeta-Jones: She's looking awfully skinny lately. Is it a mystery diet as well? Does she have her own BV?—Jennifer

Dear Pound Police:Cath is one of the few that doesn't require overly extensive body-retooling. She's a human vial of ambition unto herself."

"Dear Ted:I'm the mom of one adorable daughter and two rescue kitties. I am also a huge fan of your Blind Vice column. I was wondering is Jackie Bouffant James Franco? I've seen pictures of him from a recent film festival and yikes! He had to be on something! Could you give me a hint? Thanks!—B in Cincinnati

Dear J2:Close babe, but James isn't Jackie. J.F. has a Vice all of his own, though, any guesses what it is?"

"Dear Ted:I have been reading your column for two years, and I think it's great. So my question is: Are any of Blind Vices obvious and people have correctly guessed who the person behind a Vice is but you lie and say: "No s/he is not her/him", because of a lawsuit or something?—Len

Dear Liar Liar:I would never lie to you, darling. I love my designer pants too much for them to ever be on fire, trust."

"Dear Ted:I am about to finalize my adoption of two wonderful children! We celebrated getting a hearing date by adopting a beautiful little rescue pup we named Daisy. Could you tell me if there is any dirt on Brad Paisley? Has he ever been a B.V.? Kisses.—Marna

Dear Dirty Boy:If there's one thing we've learned from Chely Wright's big coming out, it's that country stars know how to keep a secret (just ask Kenny and Keith, if you don't believe me). And, trust, they can be just as titillating as the H'wood crowd's Vices."

"Dear Ted:Love your column and I can't seem to stop myself from reading it when I'm supposed to be working. This is my first time emailing, but I have to ask: Has Halle Berry ever been a Blind Vice? I heard the spilt between her and her model boyfriend is getting ugly.—Alanna

Dear Virginal:Nope, Halle may not be behaving all perf-like for this breakup, but she's hardly a notorious character type from days gone by, and no, she is not a Blind Vice character. Halle's been treated horribly in the past; give the girl a break if she isn't handling this bust-up like a PR pro"

"Dear Ted:I am bald from your riddles! Clooney's "complicated" reasons for not marrying! What? Is he Toothy Tile? Robsten taking a break? Nikki Reed's distaste for Robsten? Why? Nelly Fang's from Transylvania? (Ian Somerholder or Skarsgård, but Somerholder's American!) Riddle after riddle, I'm going mad! Millions of unanswered questions, and you've no obligation to ever, ever answer! By the way, I totally believe you on the Oprah/Robsten situation! So, is Oprah gay? P.S. I always rescue wild animals and save them, take them to the vet, etc. I currently have a baby pigeon I feed with bird formula.—erin

Dear Sorry, But...:You're driving me mad from this question. What is it you want to know babe? I can't even keep up with you. But, kudos on your rescuing, nice job!"

"Dear Ted:I might be going out on a limb here but have Dancing with the Stars favorites ever been Blind Vices? And by favorites, I mean Erin Andrews, Evan Lysacek, Chad Ochocinco, and Nicole Scherzinger. They all seem to get along—at least when Kate Gosselin was gone—but could a dirty past be lurking in the background?—Doli

Dear Dirty Dancing Deets:Nope, none of those folks have made their way into the BV hall of fame—but not for a lack of trying, trust."

"Dear Ted:I got so excited when I saw that Robert Downey Jr. has a BV! I just love him and I can't help but wonder if his BV has anything to do with his wife. Or is she really an angel like he says she is?—Theo

Dear Duh:You were really shocked RDJ had a BV, even after all the dirt we've found out about him? Really? And let's just say the wife knows of her man's stuff, though it hardly involves her—at least, not directly."

"Dear Ted:I am very disappointment by the drama going on with Summit and the cast. I was (and still am) one of those people that hated the idea of a new Victoria and I don't want that happening with Ashley and Kellan. Also has Ashley ever been a BV? She seems like the kind that could have something to hide.—Twi Drama

Dear Summit Stinks:I don't want to see the flick dump Ash or Kell either, but Summit isn't playing games when it comes to basically glorified extras (they're no Robsten after all). Sad to say these two are expendable in the studio's eyes, which sucks. Why not fork out the dough and give these two some scenes already, Summit?"

"Dear Ted:I love Rihanna. She just seems so cool, and her attitude is fierce! Has she ever been in the spotlight in a different way? As in, a Blind Vice? Thanks!—Gil

Dear Merci Boo-Coo:Judging by what that woman's already had to put up with in her young life, Rihanna gets a free pass from ever having to survive the slings 'n' arrows of Blind Vice infamy. It's the least I can do."

"Dear Ted:I'm determined to figure out David Boreanaz's B.V. but it hasn't been easy! Can you give me a little more to go on? Like if it was only one B.V. or if he's a repeat offender? Does his wife have a B.V. alias?—Rach

Dear Det. Davey:The wife has not been an alias, and as far are more deets go? Sex and temper were involved, does that help?"

"Dear Ted:Now that you've revealed Pat Poisonpuss as Lea Michele what happens next time some racy action happens on the set or later in her career? Will she still be called Pat Poisonpuss or will she take on a new Blind Vice identity? Love ya!—SB

Dear Name Change:Please, it won't be that easy. Should Lea get all Vicey again, she'll definitely have a new name—and, between me and you, I definitely don't think we've seen this babe's final Vice."

"Dear Ted:Most people are talking about cosmetic surgery in relation to Hollywood, but what about the men? The hairline on George Clooney and Brad Pitt seems to be completely immobile, unlike that of the average man. Good genes or a visit to the doctor?—B

"Dear Ted:I love Kim Kardashian. I think she is a lovely girl, but something tells me she has some skeletons in the closet. Something is just so off with her and the rest of the Kardashian clan. Makes me wonder have any of the Kardashians been a Blind Vice? One more thing that bothers me, which is stupid for me to say, but for someone to have so much money you would think the girl could afford some shoes. I always see her in the beige Louis Vuitton pumps.—Jen

Dear Keeping Up:Sure, the Kardashians are far from perfect—but you already knew that. They pretty much air it all to the public. And regardless of what's on her feet, Kim's never been exactly shy about owning up to what's said about her. No Vices for the K fam, as yet."

"Dear Ted:I'm curious as to whether or not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has ever been a B.V.? His name doesn't come up too often. He seems like such a nice guy and all. It would be odd to find out otherwise.—Wilson

Dear Blind Ambition:Nope, though he really should be, considering the behind-the-scenes hijinks that muscle bunny gets up to. I just like him too much."

"Dear Ted:C'mon, spill! Since Jonathan Rhys Meyers has been banned from a United Airlines flight, he has to be a B.V., right?—RD

Dear Air Marshal:Maybe a B.V. like our hot-air hottie Buck Me-Good? You may think so, but would have to tell you no. I've always found Jonathan's case more sad than intriguing. Hope he gets better soon."

"Dear Ted:Okay, with all the Buffy cast troubles over the past few weeks I found myself wondering: How many of the cast (people who had their name appear in the opening credits) became Blind Vices? Were there any out of the group that never even came close to having one?—Cali

Dear Vamp Vices:The most famous are obvious Sarah Michelle Gellar and David Boreanaz, so don't fret. Buffy definitely has fewer BVs than Twilight—but those horny kids could out-Vice any franchise!"

"Dear Ted:Now that we all know that Austin Nichols has a Blind Vice (and you said it's very juicy), I was wondering if Sophia Bush knows anything about it? And if she doesn't know then I feel bad for her 'cause she needs a real man, the girl is beautiful.—Mike

Dear in the Know:Sophia is definitely aware of Austin's Vices. There's really no hiding this one—and she's cool with it too, which makes her perfect for him (at least for now)."

"Dear Ted:So Alexander Skarsgård is a Blind Vice, but what about his costars? Sam Trammell, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, etc. They are hardly written about, is that something they prefer, or do they have really bad PR? Alex seems to be the only one riding the gossip train, is there something going on?—D

Dear Bloody Blinds:A.Skars is the only Vicey star on True Blood for now. Anna revealed her "big secret" and the rest of the cast is pretty tame—or at least, I don't think they're wild enough to be given a B.V. You may think differently."

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