I feel like hipsters live their lives wildly swinging between deja vu and jamais vu and they exist in a deep state of confusion, depersonalization, and derealization, have no concept of linear time, and sometimes are not even aware of their location in space or time. All the while feeling uniquely, smugly awesome, knowing they are the exact center of the physical and metaphysical universe, sort of how I imagine God would exist.

Really, though, most of us are confused by your speech, actions, and rationalizations. So I just try to not make eye contact with hipsters.

Sometimes they think I'm one of them because I'm early 30s have a huge beard and long hair. But if I notice one eyeballing me, I check the time on my HTC One, and they are repelled by my unhip technology.

>>>system.shutdown>>>msg."grammar error extreme">>>details."plural noun followed by singular compound noun">>>ignore.typo(int)>>>query."who does television set belong to">>>entry('Regardless, I was yelling "fark hipsters" before you were')

DarkSoulNoHope:Apparently no one can call themselves "retro" like this guy, at least not until he starts selling it. - The 'Dumont' isn't for sale but interested parties can contact Stephenson directly.

Don't worry Hipsters, I am sure one of you one day will sell out to Target or Best Buy with a similar design and make all your "retro television" dreams a reality!

You can buy the Beatles' "White" album on vinyl at Target now. I think they even may sell a turntable to play it on.

ransack.:I feel like hipsters live their lives wildly swinging between deja vu and jamais vu and they exist in a deep state of confusion, depersonalization, and derealization, have no concept of linear time, and sometimes are not even aware of their location in space or time. All the while feeling uniquely, smugly awesome, knowing they are the exact center of the physical and metaphysical universe, sort of how I imagine God would exist.

That's incredibly awesome. Taking the characteristic arcs to either side of the screen, and using them to expose the camera and power button? A stroke of genius.

Problem is, the guy apparently doesn't really understand old TVs. They had those arcs because the picture-tube face was circular. The way he built this case, there's no room for the top of the (imaginary) picture tube. He's been brainwashed by more modern TVs with square tubes (or, of course, panels). He should've built it a few inches taller, leaving more space along the top and bottom.

GameSprocket:DarkSoulNoHope: Apparently no one can call themselves "retro" like this guy, at least not until he starts selling it. - The 'Dumont' isn't for sale but interested parties can contact Stephenson directly.

Don't worry Hipsters, I am sure one of you one day will sell out to Target or Best Buy with a similar design and make all your "retro television" dreams a reality!

You can buy the Beatles' "White" album on vinyl at Target now. I think they even may sell a turntable to play it on.

DarkSoulNoHope:GameSprocket: DarkSoulNoHope: Apparently no one can call themselves "retro" like this guy, at least not until he starts selling it. - The 'Dumont' isn't for sale but interested parties can contact Stephenson directly.

Don't worry Hipsters, I am sure one of you one day will sell out to Target or Best Buy with a similar design and make all your "retro television" dreams a reality!

You can buy the Beatles' "White" album on vinyl at Target now. I think they even may sell a turntable to play it on.

DarkSoulNoHope:DarkSoulNoHope: GameSprocket: DarkSoulNoHope: Apparently no one can call themselves "retro" like this guy, at least not until he starts selling it. - The 'Dumont' isn't for sale but interested parties can contact Stephenson directly.

Don't worry Hipsters, I am sure one of you one day will sell out to Target or Best Buy with a similar design and make all your "retro television" dreams a reality!

You can buy the Beatles' "White" album on vinyl at Target now. I think they even may sell a turntable to play it on.