Hello Kitty Corset

We already know that Hello Kitty makes a wide variety of underwear including bras, boxers and even some scary boy’s briefs, but of course that is not enough — Hello Kitty has not mastered full domination until she also has a Hello Kitty corset:

For a brief moment, I actually thought the idea of a Hello Kitty fanatic (namely my wife) getting a Hello Kitty corset would be good. There might be a tiny bit of justice if she decided to wear the corset and had it tied so tight that she could hardly breath (of course, all in the name of Hello Kitty helping women look better), but it didn’t take long to realize that this type of reasoning doesn’t work on my wife. Buying stuff for her Hello Kitty collection has nothing to do with actually using the stuff 99% of the time (of course this doesn’t make any sense, but we have already established that Hello Kitty fanatics never do — unless you also happen to be a Hello Kitty fanatic).

The Hello Kitty Hell gods teasing me by getting my hopes up that justice would actually be served to a Hello Kitty fanatic for however brief a moment is yet another aspect of living in Hello Kitty Hell…

Thanks to kittyfan3 (via mindticor.com) who should have to wear one of these as tight as possible for bringing it to my attention

How about we burn the snobs at the stake instead? I mean jeez, intolerant much?

Anyway, there are DOZENS of Hello Kitty corsets out there. I collect corsets and I know quite a number of people who make Hello Kitty corsets; just about any corset-maker will be happy to use whatever fabric a customer desires! (If anybody is wondering, this one is available here from Corset Kitten’s Closet; she also made this one.) Probably the most HK-fanatic corsetmaker is Freyagushi, who has a whole section of her work…

What’s sad, Tiffany, is the elitist nature with which some people feel it’s okay to treat those who are overweight. However, if you’ve seen SuperSize Me, you’ll know that now a MAJORITY of Americans are overweight, and it’s really only a snobby minority who would criticize them.

newsbug, why do you look at the speck in Tiffany’s eye, but do not perceive the plank in your own?

plzzzzzzzzzzz tell me were i get one ! and could u plz tell me were the hello k cons are at and hellp me look my best xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s ur website rules ( keeping the scene alive )

LOL, funny thing I make my own corsets, and I have one (granted it’s not EVEN pink, but black with small red faces) and while this blog often scares me, the HK corset is standard for those of a certain age with the corseting fetish.