Tuesday: We know, we know. Only in Miami is it newsworthy that you can show up to a bar and not have to pay for the honor of imbibing there. But here's another free bar night: Laidback and Local at Purdy Lounge, hosted by Jared Esdale.

Thursday: It's the third Thursday of the month, so that means you get in free at the Historical Museum of Southern Florida, where the new "Crime in Miami"exhibit will make you suspicious of your neighbors.