Help me pull this knife out of my heart!

The New Pornographers are playing another show in Madison - Sunday, 4/23 at the High Noon Saloon!

But wait! According to the HNS's website, "There will be no tickets sold for this show- you need to win an invite through Jack Daniel's to attend. For your chance to win tickets, read The Onion (www.theonion.com), listen to WMMM 105.5 (www.1055triplem.com) or look for the Jack Daniel’s Promotional team in the Madison area!"

Don't want to go, but do want to help me win tickets? Send an e-mail to madpromo@theonion.com with "Jack Daniel's Studio No 7" as the subject line and your birthdate in the text, and have them put the tickets in my name at will-call!

And, for god's sake, if you see someone dressed as a bottle of Jack Daniels on State Street, get me a ticket from them!