As for those wines, if you like charmless, 15% alcoholic monsters, The Prisoner takes none. If your tastes run to something a tad more refined, yet a wine that’s still more Katy Perry than Diana Krall, we suggest Orin Swift’s Mercury Head. Hardly a bargain at $75/retail, but eminently more interesting.

ELV did not pay for his intestinal blockage as he was someone’s guest.