After Bart gets bullied at the school dance, Marge convinces the town to pass anti-bullying legislation. Homer then gets arrested and sent to rehab for bullying Ned Flanders, only to subsequently leave rehab as a hero.

Albert Brooks is guest voicing tonight, so those of you who choose to watch have that going for you. I especialy won’t be watching now, as I feel whenever he voices a character anymore it just makes the episode even worse by comparison. It’s like using Godiva chocolate syrup on a dog shit sundae. Rest assured, I believe there is only one more episode before summer vacation.

It should be remembered that Real Simpsons did plots wackier than this, but the difference is they executed them well though 1) good/well-paced/steady-flow storytelling, and 2) loading them with tons of well-written jokes. Zombie Simpsons hasn’t been capable of doing #2 for a long time, and they’ve barely been able to do #1 since the Zombening Zombification.

Well, yeah. Sometimes when I see a ZS episode, I wonder how classic Simpsons would’ve done it. In writing, ideas generally don’t mean much. It’s all about execution. Good ideas are totally worthless without it.

“This gear”? Jeez, man, at least SAY the name of the webpage so it’ll look like you at least TRIED to disguise your spamming.

That’s right, folks, the Anti-Spam Crusader is back! You may no longer live in fear, as I shall publicly shame all spammers on DHS (or, if you see any other spammers on other sites, let me know and I’ll call ’em out).

Sometimes I get the feel this troll is actually Charlie. I know this sounds bold, but he hasn’t commented in a long while, and seriously, the comments need a serious cleaning, notably against He-Who-Continuously-Changes-His-Name.

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