6 Hilariously Bad Spider-Man Tattoos

These Spider-Man tattoos are what happens when you mix permanent ink, really poor judgement, and passion for the heroic web-slinger…

6) The Spider-Man Tramp Stamp (P.S. WTF?)

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Nice job. Now, every time someone looks at you from behind, they’re going to wonder why Spidey’s spider-sense is tingling and he’s asking himself “WTF?” while he’s in the immediate vicinity of a potentially vaporous region of your body.

This is a pretty good prank; I’m just wondering why you decided to play it on yourself.

4) The Spider-Man Sock Tattoo

Further evidence that no one has ever un-ironically said, “Hey, check out that wicked sock tattoo.”

3) The Overgrown Spider-Man Symbol Chest Tattoo

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Winner of the 2011 Award for Most Likely to Creep a Girl Out when Taking off His Shirt.

2) The Ripped Chest Skin Spider-Man Tattoo

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I spoke too soon. Nothing says “sexy” like a gaping chest wound.

1) The Terrible Spider-Man Figure Tattoos

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I’m not sure what’s more distracting in this homage: what passes for Spidey’s right leg, the bloody webbing, or the prospect that someone let an enthusiastic sixth-grader experiment with tattooing for the first time.