Funny Friday Quotes

Funny Quotes

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henry Youngman

"If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday."
- Noel Coward

"There will be a rain dance Friday night, weather permitting"
- George Carlin

"I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent."
- Ann Diehl

"People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to ‘The Art of Happiness’ by the Dalai Lama."
- Carmen Electra

"It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday."
- American Proverb

"Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt and a whistle on Friday night."
- Jim Mitchell