Monday, September 29, 2008

“For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average -- hey, let's get a pizza!" ~ Jay Leno

Sunday, September 21, 2008

"The reason most people never reach their goals is that they don't define them, or ever seriously consider them as believable or achievable. Winners can tell you where they are going, what they plan to do along the way, and who will be sharing the adventure with them." ~ Denis Watley

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

"I believe that the very purpose of our life is to seek happiness. That is clear. Whether one believes in religion or not, whether one believes in this religion or that religion, we all are seeking something better in life. So, I think, the very motion of our life is towards happiness." ~ The Dalai Lama

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

"I broke up with someone, and she said, "You'll never find anyone like me again." And I'm thinking, 'I hope not!' Does anybody end a bad relationship and say, "By the way, do you have a twin?" ~ Larry Miller

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

“Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately, in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know whether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.” ~ TheCrazeeGirl, Friends (American television situation comedy)