Master Chef prepares a wrestling technique that has been passed down the Chef lines for generations.

A massive explosion is heard, as the smoke clears a lone figure is made out.

Kelvin reloads.

Professer Bluth's life flashes before his eyes. It was a quiet celibate life of constant studying. Though he was mocked for his profession, he was ultimately happy to be kept off of the battlefields. Another plus was that he was labeled unfit to donate sperm, free from the consequences and disgusting experiences of sexuality. Just another trattorian.

"Oh my fu...fuck fuck fuck. All my life's work for this..." Clara starts screaming. She determines the best way to commit suicide at this point is to ram the car into the gate and see what happens (for science). All the while she whines about how the Trattorian government will erase all records of her existence now that she's turned into a pwny, and an even uglier red-headed one at that too.

Archie should run. He should run like hell. Angus should make the vehicle self-destruct. It's a sacrifice that must be made. Cleverbot should use his superior intellect to present to a nearby enemy a question that makes their head explode.

Tzan wrote:

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.

Archie attempts to flee the Ironclad, but because he's in close combat both of his enemies get free attacks. Archie is dead.

Angus decides to do the right thing and blow it up to hell, not noticing his pet Fleebnork has escaped.

Clara in a disgusted suicidal rage once again tries to ram the gate.

The car flips over, defying both logic and physics in a way that pisses off Clara even further. She loses a hit point and it seems that she's trapped under the car until someone is kind enough to shoot her in her kawaii pwny face. All her life was spent studying, and her demotion was the cause of Siri's idiocy. Now she will die unremembered as a ginger pwny, the unholiest of creatures on an unimportant planet. That's only if someone is merciful enough to put her down, she may be forced to die of starvation.

A Bavarian hops on the bike.

The bike does all these awesome tricks. Radical!

The bike wipes out, but both are unharmed. The Bavarian was after all wearing a helmet.

Master Chef makes a big ass pancake.

He flips it badly however, and he is now trapped under the giant pastry. Delicious!

Boris kills Master Chef by shooting him. "You were good fight."

He's so completely dead that his body is lit on fire and nothing is left of him. He will never come back ever. He is dead for real this time.

Cleverbot asks the soldier in front of him if he is Godot. The soldier is somewhat confused, but not enough that his head explodes.

Though one Bavarian misses horribly, another one is able to kill Cleverbot.

Did cleverbot do anything this turn or fail before he/she/it was killed?Angus should smack the fleebnork over towards the biggest group of people. He should then set to building a portal gun.Obviously the fleebnork will eat people.

Tzan wrote:

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:Well, I took some land without checking if it was owned by a faction or not. I'm not going to be banned, am I? I can destroy everything if need be.

mgb519 wrote:Did cleverbot do anything this turn or fail before he/she/it was killed?Angus should smack the fleebnork over towards the biggest group of people. He should then set to building a portal gun.Obviously the fleebnork will eat people.