nba player of clevland cavilers (2004-2010) and miami heat (2010-present day) in 2010 espn forced him to make his dicsision of staying with the cavs or go somwhere else. he chose to go to miami but cosidering the fact that the cavs got a new coach who by the way is a faggot who started the haters program aka im with dan, so i dont see why lebron has so many haters now i still like the guy and im from clevland. any way lebron james left because the new coach is a fag he didnt mean to hurt anyone in clevland so the rest of my town owes him an apoligy besides the new coach also made z and shaq leave too z went with lebron to heat and shaq went to the celtics so stop hatin on him he didant do any thing wrong

me: heat is going to the finals i hope they win
faggot: you like heat? why wouldyou do that to your home town!
me: because ;ebron is not a trator he just felt like leaving because the new coach for the cavs is a douche
cavs coach: what di you say about me?
me: you heard it i like heat asshole
cavs coach: you like lebron and z!? and also shaq
me:*bang*
old cavs coach: you killed him, yay i can be coach again then they will come back right?
me: yeah but remember lebron james has to finish out the season before coming back

LebronJames come from the Greek words "Le", which mean "to fuck", "Bron" which mean "in the ass" and "Jai-més" which means "and run away like a little bitch because you know you didn't -- and can't -- get the job done"

Time to clean the slate on the LeBron James definition. A pathetic, ego driven traitor and the main villain of the NBA. His departure to the Heat was truly disgraceful to Cleveland. He decided to announce his move in a classless fashion which is a big fuck you, with no proper goodbye to Cleveland. He whines about not winning rings when in reality he wants to play with 2 of his butt buddies. His explanation for all of this was a lie.

Queen James' decision to sign with the Heat happened to be planned out since 2008, when his boyfriends, Dwyane Fade and Christy Bosh were on the U.S. team in the Olympics. Turns out LeBron could have gotten a championship with the Cavs, he just decided to quit like a fucking bitch in the playoffs (2009 vs Magic; 2010 vs Celtics.). The 3 lovers decided to join forces today all because they were pulverizing countries who don't give a squirt of piss about basketball.

He didn't wake up the morning of his decision day and talk with his mother about it. Your mother would sure as hell not be okay with you blowing up half of a U.S. state to kingdom come including where you live just to get a small piece of plastic around your finger.

And thus his lack of backbone and machismo proves himself as not a knight but a knave, not a leader but a follower, not a winner but a loser! And not only that Cleveland and Akron hate him now but so do the other teams, realizing his free agency was a fucking rig. He's never going to be on par with Jordan and Kobe.

Miami fan: HAHAHA WE GOT LeBron James and Cleveland sucks!
Cleveland fan: Nooooo. Now that you got LeBron, Miami sucks. Oh and they just lost again. Throw another jersey on the fire.