tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post701032803309201836..comments2015-04-16T09:16:37.180-04:00Comments on Bitchy Survivor Blog: ShenanigansColette Lalanoreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-3693730977396505342015-04-16T09:05:24.498-04:002015-04-16T09:05:24.498-04:00Garrett is just so hot, I am so into him. So sad h...Garrett is just so hot, I am so into him. So sad he didn&#39;t make it past the premiere! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-35097098216425215792014-03-06T17:37:36.622-05:002014-03-06T17:37:36.622-05:00That&#39;s Corporate America in a nutshell. A bun...That&#39;s Corporate America in a nutshell. A bunch of smart people thrown together who can&#39;t work together. Unless of course, they can come up with a scheme to rip off shareholders, milk the company and/or customers. That usually brings them together.<br /><br />Kass might be pulling a Rob with his Phillip strategy in her move to keep crazy Jenga. Or she had enough of Garrett who won&#39;t SHUT THE FUCK UP. Meez thinks it was the latter because after the first tribal Kass was all hell bent on booting Jenga for harmony and her apparent laziness. Jenga obviously didn&#39;t redeem herself in the challenge or with her behavior. Plus, Kass can now throw Jenga to the lions any time it suits her.<br /><br />By the way Miss Lala, the nickname Jenga was pure Jenius.Senorhttps://me.yahoo.com/a/J1GpXmRgheE7uL5O138NsbwDCn41xg--noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-89266090007877415162014-03-06T10:07:58.533-05:002014-03-06T10:07:58.533-05:00Also, good to have you back:)Also, good to have you back:)Micki McQuatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01608256245985240883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-86069642130656040322014-03-06T10:03:25.698-05:002014-03-06T10:03:25.698-05:00Riddick-ulous has the worst tribal tattoo I have e...Riddick-ulous has the worst tribal tattoo I have ever seen.Micki McQuatehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01608256245985240883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-598109305393855832014-03-06T00:07:13.334-05:002014-03-06T00:07:13.334-05:00Jefra. The name just pisses me off. It&#39;s lik...Jefra. The name just pisses me off. It&#39;s like, &quot;well honey, your mom and I are both fucktards so we thought it&#39;d be cute to give you a fucktard name too! Ain&#39;t it cute?&quot; <br />Warren Bushhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04819690550124551073noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-12915972191917182312014-03-05T22:43:23.114-05:002014-03-05T22:43:23.114-05:00seventy twelve to eleventeen had me ROLLING. sigh...seventy twelve to eleventeen had me ROLLING. sigh. you are such a witty writer. it actually doesn&#39;t surprise me that the &quot;brain&quot; tribe implodes. that seems to be the way of things when a group of smart people get together. they wind up being totally unable to work together. i don&#39;t know if it&#39;s because they&#39;re used to being the ones to tell the brawn what to do or what. Beverlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14754630199774825275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-50142873613864785502014-03-03T12:47:27.852-05:002014-03-03T12:47:27.852-05:00How &#39;bout 2 tribes.....cops vs. lawyers...or b...How &#39;bout 2 tribes.....cops vs. lawyers...or better yet crooks vs. lawyers......or even better yet...cops vs. robbers (bust &#39;em outta jail for 39 days) hubby (he&#39;s too old) and all my kids and 1 grandkid are cops, so I got the start of the cop tribe!! :)PatGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-79644778817998695612014-03-02T17:42:47.837-05:002014-03-02T17:42:47.837-05:00If they put Jenga on puzzle duty one more time I&#...If they put Jenga on puzzle duty one more time I&#39;m flipping a table. I don&#39;t think these people cheated on their IQ tests, I think they lied about having an IQ. Like, &quot;oh, im trying out for survivor. Better pretend I&#39;m smart! HA, genius, me....&quot; And now we have a group of idiots playing at being smart. I refuse to believe Garrett was valedictorian....unless he was home schooled, then I can believe it. <br /><br />Glad to have blogs back, Lala. Your written word causes much less bodily harm than those burpees did. *cracks back* the pain.....<br /><br />-Elle RoseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-22415973383612862102014-03-01T18:36:43.965-05:002014-03-01T18:36:43.965-05:00I couldn&#39;t disagree more.
Matsing had Denise...I couldn&#39;t disagree more. <br /><br />Matsing had Denise. Denise had a functioning brain. Denise kicked arse in challenges. Denise would not have voted to keep a Hantz-boy-in-drag alive and rice-kicking. <br /><br />Spencer almost certainly goes next week as Kass continues her brilliant emulation of Denise by voting out anyone who can contribute anything to winning challenges.<br /><br />I guess Kass and Denise are both women and both over 21. Apart from that it&#39;s really quite hard to see what they have in common. If you want a real Matsing parallel to Kass, look at Russell.Alanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16380879931884468493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-70695744244239736882014-03-01T18:10:16.996-05:002014-03-01T18:10:16.996-05:00It needs to be said: some of us are very amused by...It needs to be said: some of us are very amused by the &quot;130 IQ = Genius&quot; thing. MirrorGirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-8135937962642087762014-03-01T16:46:18.660-05:002014-03-01T16:46:18.660-05:00Forgot to add............ please don&#39;t ever ag...Forgot to add............ please don&#39;t ever again talk down about the stunningly pretty and classy Anne Hathaway. ThanksInAdvance<br /><br />:VicodinSmoothiesTittyGlitter<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-41210247479597268322014-03-01T11:45:30.495-05:002014-03-01T11:45:30.495-05:00Oooh tell me more about this. I&#39;m attending my...Oooh tell me more about this. I&#39;m attending my first Passover ever this year and I want to be prepared for every Challenge thrown my way. Do we get to vote someone out of the dinner too?Colette Lalahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17368801666455054087noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-71834568750070695962014-03-01T10:57:33.793-05:002014-03-01T10:57:33.793-05:00Whoa.
Thanks for making up for ​quitting on last...Whoa. <br /><br />Thanks for making up for ​quitting on last season like a ​NaOnka by absolutely kicking ass with this blog! Fucking awesome. I was afraid you were done with Survivor blogging - floating the idea of a fitness blog, no cast bios, busy house hunting/furnishing, last season sucking ass - I&#39;d have laid money on there being no blog. Glad to see I would have lost that bet.​ Y​ou could do a million burpees ​​and I wouldn&#39;t be impressed, but hitting the keyboard again for this NINTH season is goddamn impressive. You clearly have a determined nature and deep well of creativity. Or a muse on crack. Either or.<br /><br />Yeah, I&#39;m watching the show after all. Maybe it&#39;s all this water I&#39;m drinking making me enthusiastic again? The opening ep was great! I couldn&#39;t care less ​about ​who wins anymore, or if justice is served, or about any &#39;social experiment&#39; crap. I&#39;ve passed a reality TV show hump that I&#39;m sure you passed long ago; from now on all I wanna see is freaks and weirdos making me laugh. Well, that ep of Survivor ​ful​filled that requirement rather well, wouldn&#39;t you say? (Wait, you <em>did</em> ​just ​say. With the blog. Did I mention it was fucking awesome?)<br /><br />I don&#39;t want this comment to turn into War and Peace, so I&#39;ll just pick some stuff I particularly liked:<br /><br />Dimples rocking (rocking <em>hard</em>) to Juke. Box. Hero. Created an image in my head that made me smile like a loon on the subway.<br /><br />Joan Crawford damn mad. (Although, if you&#39;d said &#39;Peter Finch damn mad&#39;, your cinephile readers would have gotten an even bigger kick.)<br /><br />The pic of Garrett. Pro poker player. Brains tribe.<br /><br />The gorgeous Jenga (I think I&#39;m in love) being responsible for Chernobyl. She&#39;s a Nuclear engineer bitch. Nuke-U-ler.​<br /><br />Your fallopian tubes curling, and your nipples inverting. Those two sentences made me feel squeamish and gynaecological. Eww.<br /><br />Shenanigans.<br /><br />&quot;A Rice Satyr definitely could&quot;. Agreed. There&#39;s NO WAY a Rice Fairy could have emptied that sack. Kass is an idiot. If she was any sort of a lawyer she&#39;d have figured out the most likely perp was a Rice Satyr. She&#39;s probably a racist.<br /><br />But by FAR my favourite bit was the self portrait you courageously posted of yourself in that sky blue bikini. Your facebook post was quite right - they ARE spectacular. No wonder you have a bad back.<br /><br />See you next week, Funnerbags!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />​PS: ​A​ctually​, I&#39;d be pretty impressed if you did a million burpees. <br />Keanunoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-53005353477932119842014-03-01T06:29:06.068-05:002014-03-01T06:29:06.068-05:00OMG!!! The bitch(Registered) is back, baby! I have...OMG!!! The bitch(Registered) is back, baby! I have been checking on this site like since ever. And how was your hiatus? Hope u wud not leave us stranded midway thru this season? Anyways, thank God you&#39;re back with all the skill, humor and goodness that u are.<br /><br />I must confess this is a splendid recap, quite worthy of opening the season. I was laffin all thru d recap; and folks were wondering if I was going nuts. Hmmm... Funbags, wot a name for that girl. Not to sound conceited, I think Funbags *coughs* believes she is where she is in life today becos of her funbags. Mehnn, wot red-blooded male wud nt love the sight of those bags waving at him? *Signs* Funbags... I seem not to be able to shake the image of them.<br /><br />Now to MalnuTrisha... Permit to ask, how the hell do u get these names? Seriously, they so hit the nail on the head. While reading your recap, some of your inspiration rubbed off me: recall this great line? &quot;BatmAN had RobIN. JordAN had PippIN. Now CliffMAN has WooPIN&quot;<br /><br />As to Jedra, she must have cheated on her IQ test not by looking her the piece of paper tucked between her boobs (has she any? Don&#39;t think so, if she is on the same island as Funbags) but by being so crazy that the other test takers simply gave her all the answers. Damn! That must be how she also got her PhD-- she held up her craziness for so long, her professors must have concluded, &quot;please, let&#39;s let the bitch go with her doctorate, we can&#39;t stand her shit anymore!&quot;<br /><br />I still keep ROTFL with part that talks about the rice fairy, rice troll, rice nymph and rice satyr. Let me stop here, I need go back to read that part again.<br /><br />Bitch, you are so good and crazy with your recaps, that I love you so much, and I&#39;ll keep waiting to read up you shit!!!TripleAlphahttp://www.wetinconcernyou.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-6715497802674513622014-03-01T04:07:50.783-05:002014-03-01T04:07:50.783-05:00Soooo glad to have your blog back Colette.....Than...Soooo glad to have your blog back Colette.....Thanks for your efforts!<br /><br />Favorite stuff: Wondering about urination, Mainline Nicotine, Bl.....issfully happy. <br /><br />Lawyers undefeated at honesty !?!?!? As If. <br /><br />Smart ones: Tasha, Sarah, Spencer and definitely Kass.<br /><br />Alexis is my eye candy favorite. <br /><br />Thanks again Lala and looking forward to more. <br /><br />:VicodinSmoothiesTittyGlitterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-13679461868306102322014-02-28T15:16:16.060-05:002014-02-28T15:16:16.060-05:00Sooo glad my favorite writer is back! So glad Bur...Sooo glad my favorite writer is back! So glad Burnett and Co. came to their senses and did away with &quot;loved ones&quot;, redemption island, and &quot;multiple twists&quot; themes. Hope the show is going back to it&#39;s roots with bad weather, rats, hunger (I know that&#39;s cruel). As a bonus, they seem to have snakes slithering all over camp! (Although none of these contestants ever seem to see the snakes. What&#39;s up with that? Some sort of camera trick?, but I digress). Really just wanted to thank you so much for the great laugh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-59726452366030777272014-02-28T14:09:41.920-05:002014-02-28T14:09:41.920-05:00Brilliant! Can&#39;t wait for next week.Brilliant! Can&#39;t wait for next week. Becksnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-70320572469790391402014-02-28T13:24:22.614-05:002014-02-28T13:24:22.614-05:00Being a paralegal, I am all for the Tell it to the...Being a paralegal, I am all for the Tell it to the Judge season! Awesome!!! Lala! Get Dimples on the phone!!Libbynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-20882897373582077252014-02-28T11:52:10.695-05:002014-02-28T11:52:10.695-05:00Very nice take on things! Two well-deserved tribal...Very nice take on things! Two well-deserved tribal boots make for an outstanding episode.Tryanglehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03505340710195129202noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-84773123293345834652014-02-28T09:34:53.391-05:002014-02-28T09:34:53.391-05:00I&#39;m amazed that the supposed idiots (Beauty) h...I&#39;m amazed that the supposed idiots (Beauty) have the best shelter, made fire without flint, and performed well in the challenges. Who know! Not sure who I like, I guess Kass and Spencer. Who&#39;s the bitch making fun of Malnutricia? She needs to go. J&#39;ta needs to go too, and fast. Brains were last in line when they handed out good players. Jernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-36081380389597368532014-02-28T09:03:20.077-05:002014-02-28T09:03:20.077-05:00Good to have you back, bitch! Always entertaining,...Good to have you back, bitch! Always entertaining, always snarky, always glittery.James Bondnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-91365391117274089702014-02-28T09:00:19.435-05:002014-02-28T09:00:19.435-05:00As usual, your recap is better than the episode it...As usual, your recap is better than the episode itself. Thank you! (And who do we have to bribe to get a lawyer season?!?)Ashley Bodungenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14993488196423348020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-15041174727754094502014-02-28T02:55:38.619-05:002014-02-28T02:55:38.619-05:00Oh ha ha ha. You really bring out the best in just...Oh ha ha ha. You really bring out the best in just how brainiac those brainy people really are.<br />Are they going to self destruct. Great recap and great that you&#39;re back.Robhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04039720326299847397noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-12110072341778304752014-02-27T22:54:37.078-05:002014-02-27T22:54:37.078-05:00Garrett may have never searched for easter eggs, b...Garrett may have never searched for easter eggs, but I can assure you at one point in his life he has searched for the Afikoman at Passover!Bluejays96http://www.blogger.com/profile/11217434849154517086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2401204058131769146.post-74947284644953566902014-02-27T22:43:08.226-05:002014-02-27T22:43:08.226-05:00Brilliant job as always Colette! The Brains might ...Brilliant job as always Colette! The Brains might have the intelligence thing going on, but the crabs on the beach have more common sense.MisterMachttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16927959283203130446noreply@blogger.com