Wednesday, October 19, 2005

all in one place. Do I have any answers? Can I faintly hear the right answer? Yes the answer is right… A “Sooraj Barjatya” movie. One of them happened to be “Hum Aapke Hain Kaun”. Let us not talk about “Hum Saath Saath Hain” or “Mein Prem Ki Diwaani Hoon” (by the way, the watchman of my building is called Prem, and this is girlfriend’s favorite movie), because they were FLOP movies. And here in IYER SUPPLY, we talk of only hit things and that’s another reason why Iyer gets constantly hit (actually slapped) by his near and dear friends. Digressing? Sure thing… so let’s get back to where we were… and it was… ummm… ya right… “Hum Aapke Hain Kaun”. So we will be talking about this hit movie, but in zara hatke style.

We would be talking about “Ham Aapke Hain Blog” which is being made by Rumpelstiltskin and is “inspired” by the movie made by Sooraj Barjatya. So what do we have here? Good question… This movie would contain:

2 Blog Servers

1 Blog Trading Center

2 Blog Search Engines

1 Blog Roller

18 posts

1,436 Fellow Bloggers

23,567 comments in all

Let us not forget the 4 blogs that are the stars of this movie

The story goes on something like this.

{{{Begin Story}}}

There is a family of two brother blogs and there is another family of two sister blogs. The elder brother blog of the brother’s blog family gets a link integrated to the elder sister blog of the sister’s blog family. (4 of the total 18 posts are used up here). They, then accept each other and finally add each other as members in their respective blogs (get married in human being parlance) (Another 4 posts are used up till this stage).

In the meanwhile, the younger brother blog of the brother’s blog family finds out about the younger sister’s blog of the sister’s blog family. These two blogs, unlike their elder blogs, decide to follow the traditional way of making each other members in their blogs. They read each others posts, they blogroll each other and then finally decide to integrate the link each other on their blogs. (Another 7 posts are used up in the meanwhile)

As the adage goes “there has to be a twist in every story”, the elder sister blog had to get wrapped up after some legal tussle with some agencies. The elder sister blog is shut down and the elder brother blog goes into depression (2 posts coming your way at this time). The twist here is that, the archives (elders) of the brother’s blog family and the archives (elders) of the sister’s blog family decide to have the elder blog brother and the younger blog sister to be members in each others blogs.

Again as the adage goes, “twists are not good in odd numbers… they are always good when they are in even numbers…”, there is yet another twist to this story. The elder brother blog goes through the comments of the younger sister blog and finds a set of comments, which are actually a communication between the younger brother’s blog and the younger sister’s blog. He is devastated by what he reads and is even more devastated by what would have happened in case he hadn’t read it. There he comes to know the relationship between them and decides to step down from being a member on the younger sister blog.

Then the younger brother blog of the brother’s blog family and the younger sister blog of the sister’s blog family become members in each other’s blogs (tie the knot) and they live happily ever after. (The last of the 18 posts figure here)

{{{End Story}}}

Please note that I have not mentioned about the 1,436 fellow bloggers and the 23,567 comments in the script. It would be a part of the detailed screenplay.

“Big deal… so what does this film has to say?” you’d ask… I simbly have to say this, “The relationships between technology and Bollywood films is much more inter-twined than we know. The relationship between Bollywood and Bloggywood is much more complicated than we think it is and Bollywood can definitely be tech savvy…”

So watch out for this movie… it could soon be on a theatre near you (provided Bird can steal enough funds to make this movie and Abhi steals some good quality equipment and gets it back to India and Paro makes some good quality campaigns for us, free of cost… Until then, this would be just another script… please do not steal it… its ORIGINAL)

37 comments:

paras
said...

u have my support iyer ... but only on one condition ... u must feature following URLs in the movie.. jay.blogspot.comviru.blogspot.combasanti.blogspot.comvidhwabahu.blogspot.comgabbarsingh.blogspot.commausi.blogspot.com andthakur.blogspot.com.

paro... i cannot include them in this movie... but they are already included in an earlier script that i wrote, you can prepare campaign for them too please look here and here for the movie scripts... please let me know if anything else needs to be done for you to be my campaign manager :)

winny: at this point in time, i can give you lyrics writing for the movie... to be able to sing the songs, you will have to upload an audio clip like apoo did for paryul's song... only then will you get singing profile... and stop giving online dhamkies... i am afraid of them ;)

abhi: done bro... with ur new cam corder, we can definitely look at the best foreign film award category in the oscars... now i have to get back to preparing the thank you speech ;)

winny: i cant expect you and bird sitting together making lyrics... if at all that happens, the outcome will be tormenting and that too is an understatement... so it can be only one lyric writer at a time...

scribblez: dont worry about comfort... if at all the film releases, i will send you a pirated copy of the cd/dvd to you so that you can watch it comfortably at your place ;)

And after two days of reading one line before Explorer shut down, I'm finally here!!!!!*yippeee*.....Whats all this about sensible stuff and destiny, Iyer? I think it was just the bloggywood version of restricted entry to *ahem*...certain content. I sneaked in through the back-door.

idea: sensibility is something that i dont possess and destiny is something i am waiting for to happen to me :)... so how did u finally manage to get ur hands on the browser that wont work?

paro & winny: you both are on the right side of the road, but india mein "keep left" hai aur US mein "keep right" hai... so thats y the issue... now the confusion is clear... can we now have more sher !!!

winny: take back the torturerzz tag or bird and me will compose 2 shayaris on a daily basis and really stand upto the name that you gave us... and know what that will be bad for mankind (and birdkind too)

paro: we shud better have winny's video clip (on which she is supposed to be singing) on the radio... she can become a superstar singer instantly... and she wants to be one before she signs onto this movie :)

P.S.Appoo/Paro/Baangd, if Iyer &/or I commit suicide coz of the pain of the insult & the injustice done to us, I want you to tell the cops (if they bother) that winny is to blame. Fight for our cause after us, pops.