From: Rob Hiaasen, journalist, actor; played the lead in "Danny The Dark Green Dinosaur" in Mrs. Creasy's first-grade class; extra in the 1983 blockbuster "Jaws 3-D."

Re: Proposal for a new, "reality-based" two-person play about a man's ordinary but deceptively thrilling life.

The setup: OK, there's this guy - he's not a Hollywood pretty boy, just an average guy. He attends teacher conferences, gets job evaluations, takes art classes, makes trips to Jiffy Lube and occasionally eats out. His life changes when he meets five mysterious women: