Saturday, June 27, 2009

Using the power of the internets I deleted my old post because it lacked substance a cum shot where the guy epically fails and doesn't cum a fucking drop. FAIL.In addition, I also cast level 10 BACKER CHANGE to something more logical design wise - you have no fucking idea how much mana and cast time I put into that mother fucker. 'Title Header' kept moving the fuck around and is of no recorded spacing in my MONSTER DATABASE. I had to move around until I had a clear line of vision so I could actually cast shit. Fucker went down in 4 hits. Managed to screenie the last 3, and also the COLD FUCKING CORPSE I SLEPT IN TO REGEN HP.

Friday, June 26, 2009

I've almost finished my Centipede picture (refer to post prior). It looks fucking awesome - and if I don't win even 5th place in the contest, I'm going to stab myself in the dick, through the hole thingy.

After that, I don't actually have anything planned. Other than actually doing homework/assignments like I should, or even actually working on that Space Pirate game I'm just going to sit here and try to find old music because I can't be bothered to download more - because it takes an hour per album. As of right now, I've been reduced to listening to Umbrella by Rihanna.

I may or may not recommendJuke Bottle Casino AKA Red M simply because they're slightly, or possibly not awesome at all. There's a high probability you will hate this music... if you can even call it music to begin with.In a vague and twisted way, an even more godlike (and actually professional, for that matter) artist is Bassnectar.

I can also recommend :Fatboy Slim.How could you possibly not like this song.

Lupe Fiasco.Rap that actually has more depth than a fucking busting-a-cap-in-yo'-ass puddle.

On the topic of recommendations, here's a brilliantly well done webcomic :Nedroid.Read it, I don't even have to explain how cute and funny this comic is. There's a point where one of the characters is an ear of corn that doesn't actually do anything buy smile, and fly.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Technically speaking, I spent a good deal of time planning the structural aspects, such as the context of the boxes to aesthetic height, ie; the "I Wish..." in a higher up, vast horizon shot, as opposed to the sad reality set in the bottom of the image, depicted against a gutter. The middle box, containing hope, a dream yet to be vanquished - in an open plane, the 'dredged city' in the background, as she runs away from its clutches along paths and fields of spotlessness.Also, the parts of the body in comparison to the thoughts, - the wishful thinking juxtaposed to the characters head, as it's all contained within; While her feet, giving her stability, and a sense of reality as the only means of attachment to what she fears most.

Originally, I was going to have the text alot more depressing, but midway, I decided to change it to something more relative to todays society - full of youths bound in the pit of a hell of a world, though knowledgable of such occurrences, are able to shrug it off with a whim of what most would refer to as 'getting used to it'.

If I had kept the original context, the last frame would've read :"At least we can dream..."

Monday, June 22, 2009

I've spent the last 3 days trying to get rid of the fat developing around my torso. From past results, I've deducted that I actually have an incredibly fast natural weight loss - provided I'm actually trying. I also seem to have above-par bodily control.

I wonder what it would've been like if I was more athletic and enthusiastic about physical activity,

Then I'd realise it would involve making physical contact with other males,

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

A student came into a professor's office. She closes the door and kneels down pleadingly, 'Please, I would do anything to pass this exam'She leans closer, flicks her hair and stares into hm meaningfully.He replies, 'Anything?''Anything'His voice turns into a whisper, 'Would you... study?'

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Saturday, June 13, 2009

(Wrote this a couple of days ago, postponed because of Bxtn's blagging schedule.)

Ten things I wish I could say to ten different people (but don't say their names)10. Fuck off, I'm busy.9. I'd comment on your blag more, but they'd always be pointing out all the sexual innuendoes you make, and because you said we have too much cock on this page, I think you'd be offended. ...8. FAROUT BXTN, STAND UP FOR YOURSELF.7. You're a dick.6. Fuck you.5.4.3. I can't think of anyone else I'd want to say something I haven't already.2.1.

Nine things about myself9.8.7.6.5. My life is not this interesting.4.3.2.1.

Eight ways to win my heart8.7.6.5.4. MY HEART IS FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT DUST AND SAND.3.2.1.

Three songs that you listen to often3. Session - Linkin Park. HANDS DOWN, BEST SONG EVER.2. Perfect Day - Mariam Stockley. The theme from Beatrix Potter and the Tales of Peter Rabbit.1. Kiss from a Rose - Seal. It was the theme for Batman Forever. C'mon, Arnie as Frieze and Jim Carrey as Riddler. How could that NOT be a good movie.

Two things you want to do before you die2. Destroy a major company, most preferably Disney.1. Create something that will be regularly viewed by the masses long after my death.

One confession1. I shouldn't be doing these quiz-mabobs. 'Black-bob' is the best alliteration ever.

Friday, June 12, 2009

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Hey kids!, thanks for tuning back in to 'Beat it out' for another session of *cue suspense strings...* AWESOME!...And now for the keyword for todays episode - remember, everytime you hear this word on todays show, LAUGH! - Our keyword is always funny, and on topic. Anyway, the keyword is ...

OPINIONS.

And also, our theme for today is...BLAGS(Or Live Journal if you wanna be an anti-conformist)

Have you ever wanted to tell everyone on the whole wide interwebs how incredibly annoyed and ticked off you are? WELLITY WELLITY WELL, now with this new found contraptions, aptly named 'blags', YOU CAN!, and we're going to tell you how!Remember kids, you might want to ask your parents for some help with this part of the show...

Okay, here's the steps - easy as ABC, 123!.

1. Find something you hate!2. Set up your blag!3. START RANTING!.

It's THAT easy!But beware, because there are some mistakes some people may make. Don't worry, we'll tell you how to avoid these pot holes! :

1. DON'T BLAG ABOUT OTHERS PHYSIQUES, NAMELY, THEIR TITS, I MEAN, WHAT? MENTIONING THE WORD 'PERFECT' 20 TIMES BEFORE NAMING SOMEONES SPECIFIC NAME AND NAMING AND SHAMING THEM FOR IT, WOW.2. BLAME SOMETHING ELSE FOR A BLAG CONTAINING 'YOUR' OPINION --

HAHAHAHAHAH, C'MON KIDS, LAUGH WITH ME.

(cont') -- , PUTTING A PERSONAL OPINION ON A PUBLIC FORUM, ESPECIALLY AN ILLOGICALLY BASED ONE, IS JUST PUTTING YOURSELF INTO A BIGGER HOLE THAN CHINA.3. DON'T JUST ASSUME THAT ALL GUYS LIKE TITS, FUCKS SAKE, YOU JUST CATERISED YOURSELF INTO A 'GENERIC BITCH' OUTFIT JUST BY SAYING THAT. I MEAN, I DONT' CARE ABOUT TITS, I'M MORE OF A LEGS AND ASS MAN MYSELF, BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

...Oh, was I supposed to blag? Sorry, I was too busy HAVING SEX WITH MY INTUOS4.

Quicknotes -- When I got home from walking to go get it, my feet were aching like shit. I found out it was because the walk managed to wear out the heels of my socks.- The box was bigger than my bag which I was going to put it in.- Wacom have very stylish packaging.- This tablet is bitchin'.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Tablet arrived today. Well, it was in the vicinity of the land my family owns. And then it left before I could bid it farewell. Just like Romeo And Juliet... In a sad, and disturbingly techno-fetish way.

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So my Medium 6x9 Intuos4 with 2048 pressure levels actually came today, and I was expecting my brother to accept the delivery, but he, for some reason, decided to spontaneously go for an aimless wander [a walk] for absolutely no reason whatsoever - exactly at the time when it was delivered.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

You know they're bad ass mother fuckers when they say :"Are there any other colors available?We could not top the beautiful black color, so we did not try."

BITCHIN' BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS.

It also comes with Corel, but I'm thinking I might end up just downloading Open Canvas. ... I might be getting my programs mixed up, but you wouldn't know that because no one that reads this is into graphics designing.

Monday, June 1, 2009

[If for some reason I alted to a house instead of an apartment...] I'd want 4 fucking walls, a roof, and a ceiling.

One fucking AWESOME room.

That way, walls won't get in the way of walking. [But, excluding the bathroom / laundry, obviously].

I'd want all these walls, ceilings and floors to be BLECK. Why? - Because it'd be fucking awesome. Point - to make the entire house look like an empty abyss of FEAR, and GRIM ASPECTS. On top of that, if I ever decide to be AWESOME, I'd whip out some paint and paint shit EVERYWHERE.

I'd also want my front door to face the east, and looking towards a body of water. This will maximise fengshui potential - Also, I'd have angled-crosses on the outside of all my corners and walls; exuding bad fengshui to my neighbours.