The Press: The Plastered Peer

As usual, the columnist for Lord Rothermere's London Evening News was
wroth. "I come home tired and brooding over the Common Market. I switch
on the tellyand what do I see? Two spiders mating. And as if that
isn't enough. I am thereupon treated to the sight of two newts doing
the same thing. Now love-making is a necessary and, from the point of
view of those immediately involved, a most delightful thing. But it is
not pretty to watch.'' Having got that off his lordship's chest. Arthur
Strange Kattendyke David Archibald Gore, 52. the eighth Earl and the
tenth Baronet...