Political insights from Laser Cub, a small, docile baby wolf celebrated for his masterful intellect and ability to blast searing laser beams from his eyes.

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Trick or Treat

I think the mark of maturity is when you're more excited about the presidential election than you are about Halloween.

Fortunately, I'm still a cub in every sense of the word. I've been too busy to find a costume, so I just pulled out the Tron costume my friends at The Decadent West made for me earlier this year.

Also, I'm happy to announce that while I'm taking election night off -- I've already made my predictions, after all -- I think I've found another super-powered animal to fill in for me. More details soon.