We already chronicled Kat Majester’sattempt to qualify for the London Olympics. Not even expected to be close to qualifying in the pole vault, Majester nearly made the team. Now Kat is moving on to the next phase her life: Atlanta Falcons cheerleader. The NFL’s new bad girl of cheerleading made her professional debut on Thursday and instantly becomes one of our heros – if she keeps drinking.

From what we can tell just by analyzing her body, it seems Kat has cut the Captain from her diet. But she’s now in the NFL, which means that there will eventually be some after-work party where the old Kat busts loose and she’s drinking a fifth of schnapps on top of some Atlanta bar.