The Shortlist for Nov. 18

... and in the other corner, duking it out for the Most Ridiculous Celebrity Parents heavyweight title ... Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller appeared on ET with their sons, Bob and Max this week, where they smiled and spoke warmly of their friendship and their shared role as "co-parents." Praising Charlie, Brooke gushed, "He’s amazing with the kids ’cause he teaches them sports, plays baseball with them. In fact he just bought me a house, well, for the boys, and it has huge tennis courts with lights and everything." She then proceeded to make a series of her signature bug-eyed expressions. Added Charlie, "These guys [Bob and Max] have nothing to do with whatever. It’s not their fault, but they do deserve the benefit of two parents in their life." Sigh. Something tells us it's gonna be a long 16 years before those kids finally leave the nest. (Celebitchy)