Willie's Got A Big Deck Lyrics

Whoa uh what time is it 6:30 in the morning my gosh...WILLIE, Willie!!!What are you doing over there?Building the Taj Mahal?It's Sunday morning!It's 6:30!Can't that wait till Monday?What are you putting up over there a log cabin?God I wish he'd move

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I bought a little house in a west side neighborhoodThe girls came over to party life is goodTill Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreckNow the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck

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A hot tub on itAnd the girls really want itThere's a band playing and lots of thong bikinisThere's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weeniesCheck out the blonde on the hot tub ladderI guess it just goes to show size does matterWillie's got a big deck...

I decided to get some redecoratin doneI got some plants made sure they were well hungI thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trickBut all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck

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Hot babes on itAnd they know how to flaunt itIn those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bikinisThey're drinking frou frou drinks with umbrellas and they're burning tikisCheck out the twins on the hot tub ladderI guess it just goes to show size does matterCause Willie's got a big deck

WellIf you can't beat 'em might as well join 'emAnd that's exactly what I didNow me and Big Willie and I are the best of friendsAnd some day I'm gonna be like himCause Willie's got a big deck

Hey you know mine might not be as big as Willie's but it's...uh...all I got...You know I was thinking about adding on what do they call it?Like an add-a-deck-tomy? Whew that's a lot of wood right there...