Usher Truly Is The New Michael

Very, very rarely do I hesitate before pushing Publish on a post. This is one of those times. Here’s Usher in Atlanta yesterday using his sizable fame and fortune to genuinely help children in Atlanta which I, some asshole on the Internet, felt the need to add horrible, horrible captions to. However, keep in mind, this guy was also really into charities, and perhaps even worse, Usher subjected us all to Justin Bieber which is how I rationalized all of this to myself. Also, no joke, my cop neighbor brought me over smoked turkey wings and moonshine he just made while I was writing this, so Jesus wanted this to happen. There’s no other way to interpret that.

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If you have huge reservations about posting a post like this then you probably just should not have. I like Usher, my only problem is he needs a haircut and stop dressing like a stupid hipster, he and the o black pro athletes out there like Westbrook and Wade, it just looks retarded.

I don’t get it. I can never tell how serious a post is. If you are serious…. I don’t give credit to celebrities’ “charity work” when cameras are there and it’s publicized. Many people who earn far less money and have far less free time do a lot more volunteer and charity work.