Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

Angry Dragon -
When a female is perfoming oral sex and after the male ejaculates in her mouth, the male smacks female on the back of the head before she can swallow it and the cum shoots out her nose.

Donkey Punch -
During anal sex, the penetrating partner punches the submissive partner in the kidneys in order to induce anal contractions.

The Houdini -
After having sex with a woman from behind (doggy or anal). The man pulls out and spits on her back right before he ejaculates. When she turns around thinking he is done he ejaculates onto her face.

Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

you forgot my 3 that I love

Spiderman - you do someone from that back...act like you are nutting in them....but you actually pull out and not in your hand...and when your partner turns around you fling it at them like spiderman would

Air Guitar While you are doing your partner from the back play the air guitar...this is most fun if they never know

Niplazco well if you don't know by now, you'll never know

Originally Posted by Hannahrain

Your lady's also in for drugs, right? Corinna's guy is in for murder and mine's in for a spree of home invasions. I think you're probably good.

Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

The Houdini -
After having sex with a woman from behind (doggy or anal). The man pulls out and spits on her back right before he ejaculates. When she turns around thinking he is done he ejaculates onto her face.

Incorrect. This my friend is called a Copperfield. One is supposed to yell "It was all an illusion!" as aforementioned baby batter is deposited on the recipient.

A Houdini, a staple of the old board (the funny one - not this one), is when a nice gentleman is doing a sweet girl from behind while pressed against a window. Said gentleman discreetly pulls out and a friend in hiding takes his place without the girl knowing. First dude rolls outside and waves to the girl.

Re: Which deviant behavior do you prefer?

Originally Posted by chrislasf

Incorrect. This my friend is called a Copperfield. One is supposed to yell "It was all an illusion!" as aforementioned baby batter is deposited on the recipient.

A Houdini, a staple of the old board (the funny one - not this one), is when a nice gentleman is doing a sweet girl from behind while pressed against a window. Said gentleman discreetly pulls out and a friend in hiding takes his place without the girl knowing. First dude rolls outside and waves to the girl.

Know your magicians, son.

Not that it's a pillar of correct knowledge, but I double-checked with urbandictionary.com to make sure I didn't mix them up before I posted. The listings for The Houdini all are some form of my description. The Copperfield (or in urbandictionary.com, the David Copperfield) has 5 different descriptions, including the one that I listed as the Houdini, and the one who you listed.

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i really dont see how the spitting on the back would work.
shouldnt she be waiting for the guy to wipe her back off or get her something to wipe her back before she turns around??
that shit would run everywhere.