Would you buy a No Fangs t-shirt?

Hey guys, it’s October again, and you know what that means: more creatures of the night coming out into your neighborhoods trying to convince you, your friends, and your kids that being a werewolf, vampire, or lagoon goon is “way cool”. But there’s no zipper on those Halloween costumes. October is the most active month for No Fangs, America’s #1 social outreach organization for inhuman awareness and transformation prevention.

Perhaps you remember our episode, “The Curious Case of Dean Wallace“, where we learned firsthand the pain that can come from a loved one turning into a were-beast. The Wolf Dads are out there, guys. We love comedy here at Nerdy Show, but this is no laughing matter. Will you join No Fangs and Nerdy Show this October, and all year round, to spread awareness and give kids the courage to just say… “NO FANGS”?

We’d like to make a run of No Fangs shirts, but we need to be sure there’s a demand. (We’d like to hope there is, after all if even Triforce Mike can kick the beast within to the curb, you can too). The shirts would be at most $10 and would look like the above image. Let us know how you feel by October 15th and vote in the poll below:

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Need more proof that creatures of the night aren’t your friends? Listen below.

Professional Basketball Player, Charles Barkey:

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A Teenager’s Perspective:

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Professional Actor, Christopher Lambert:

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A Goth’s Perspective:

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Professional Actor, Benicio Del Toro:

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About Cap

Cap is Executive Producer of The Nerdy Show Network as well as Lead Host of the titular Nerdy Show podcast and one of the site's founders.
His illustration, graphic design, and writing both journalistic and fictitious have appeared in various publications and public spaces.