Okay, by "raging addiction" I actually mean "that one time she drank from a beer bong last year." Tabloids are milking the incriminating photos, but Maci says, "I was on vacation and Bentley wasn't with me and I was having a beer." She added, "It's obviously something I don't do anymore because I've grown up since then." She was only 18 back then, guys! So long ago! [TMZ]

Maci, who was previously spotted hanging out with Bristol Palin, had sushi last night with Sammi Giancola and Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore and later met up with JWoww. Is that a move up or down the reality star food chain? [Us]

In case you missed it in Midweek Madness, Maci may or may not have had a boob job. [Life & Style]

In an interview conducted under hazy circumstances, Charlie Sheen said, "I will never speak about any of this [hernia incident] as long as I'm alive." He added, "BTW, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground, and all you people care about is my bullshit...? Shame shame shame." He has a point, but I've been able to keep up with Charlie and Egypt, as I wasn't high for a significant portion of the week. [Star]

You may have heard Charlie will be in rehab for the next few months, but he's actually returning to Two and a Half Men later this month. [E!]

Beavis and Butt-head are returning to MTV later this year with all new episodes, so prepare to relive your misspent youth. [Rolling Stone]

Kim Kardashian made fun of that ridiculous tabloid story about Scott Disick being in love with her, Tweeting, "OMG Scott. I had no idea u felt this way. Kourtney, we need to talk!" [Us]

David Blaine's pregnant fiancee Alizee Guinochet went into labor during last month's NYC blizzard so they hailed a snow plow and the driver took them to the hospital. [Us]

Good news: Hobbit director Peter Jackson is out of the hospital after undergoing surgery for a perforated ulcer. [THR]

Hugh Jackman is eating 6,000 calories and working out a lot to prepare to play Wolverine again. He says the eating is "rough," but I think I could do it (minus the exercise). [Us]

Tracy Morgan didn't tell his mom or his brother that he needed a kidney transplant, and eventually his ex-girlfriend donated one of hers. "I've been with him at his home, and he didn't let me know anything," he said, when asked if Tracy ever spoke to him about his need for a new kidney," says his brother. "It was his choice, but he could have got me checked to see if I was compatible. If he would have asked, of course I would have done it. He's my brother." [Radar]

Oksana Grigorieva's former bodyguard has finished his tell all book, which I have absolutely no interest in, and now he's looking for a publisher. [Radar]

Colin Hanks and his wife Samantha Bryant have welcomed a baby girl named Olivia Jane. Yes, that makes Tom Hanks a grandfather, and you old. [People]

Some were questioning how Ryan O'Neal donated Farrah Fawcett's iconic red bathing suit to the Smithsonian when it was left to Farrah's nephew Greg. Alana Stewart says there's no scandal here: "Greg was the person who signed it over to the Smithsonian although Ryan actually presented it during the ceremony. Farah would have been delighted about this presentation as now this famous red bathing-suit belongs to the American people." [Radar]

I'm not sure if Dog the Bounty Hunter's daughter should be in a celebrity gossip roundup, but she's filed for divorce and is claiming her husband abused her. [Radar]

Chris Martin's parents are divorcing after 30 years together. A source says, "Watching his parents split has been heartbreaking for him, and he's desperate to stay close and in regular contact with both of them." [Daily Mail]

Dr. Phil and his wife Robin McGraw are being sued by their former best friend, who claims their dog attacked her at their mansion. The friend said the mauling left her hooked to an IV for a week, but the McGraws refused to help with her hospital bills. [Radar]

Rachel Uchitel was offered $1 million to work at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada for one year, but she's already refused, saying she's "not going to become a prostitute for any amount of money!" [Radar]

"I love clothes, but I don't know what to put on myself, let alone others," says Jennifer Aniston. "I have a lot of help getting dressed." [Us]

Blythe Danner says she's worried about daughter Gwyneth Paltrow because she's a "multitasker." She explains, "We had dinner last night and I said, 'Honey, please, it's great that you multitask, but it's a lot of stress to do that, and I want you to take care of yourself. You've just got to.'" [E!]