Michael takes Rachel, Lindzi and Donna to a rock concert. And there’s also plenty of making out. Michael plays tonsil hockey with Rachel, and later Donna (although that seemed more like a charity case). He gives Rachel the rose.

Back at the house, everyone is celebrating Jamie’s birthday. Jamie spends the night hoping to get time alone with Chris so they can talk about teaming up, but her current partner Ryan -- the 32-year-old virgin -- keeps trying to keep her attention.

Chris is juggling plates the best he can, telling Blakely he isn’t interested in Jamie, and telling Jamie he isn’t interested in Blakely.

“It’s not a big deal that I have to sell myself a little bit – that’s part of the game, especially when there’s $250,000 on the line. I’ll do anything to win,” Chris says. He later jumps into bed with Blakely for some fun under the blankets.

But Jamie catches them under the blankets, and breaks down. More tears.

The next day, Blakely chooses three men -- Chris, Ed and Dave – to go on a date at the soapbox derby.

Ed wins the race and gets the shiny trophy, but master manipulator Chris gets the rose after some nighttime private talk and promises.

Back at the drunken, naked house, the twins get back into another fight. It really is time for them to go home. Luckily, that’s exactly what they decide to do.

Because the double-trouble duo leaves, all the women are safe from elimination.

In a strange turn, Sarah tells Ed -- before the rose ceremony is over -- that she voted him off, even though they hooked up the night before. But the plan backfires because Ryan gets kicked off – because his own partner, Jamie, voted him off. Now, she's free to stalk, er, pursue Chris.

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