Nina C. Miller VIP
AS I STEPPED OUT OF THE SHOWER I HEARD SOMEBODY IN THE KITCHEN DOWNSTAIRS.
Knowing that my wife was out, I grabbed my rifle and crept downstairs forgetting that I was in my birthday suit. I came around the corner with my gun raised to find my wife loading the dishwasher.
'What are you doing?' my wife asked.
'I thought I heard an intruder and came down to scare him.' Scanning my naked body she said, 'YOU DIDN'T NEED THE GUN!'

Jan 13

John Woodruff VIP
hi again...10 things that I have found that money cannot buy: ( though we obviously need at least a modicum of the green to fold)
1. Manners, 2. Morals, 3. Respect, 4. Character 5. Common sense, 6. Trust, 7. Patience, 8. Class, 9. Integrity, 10. Love...