March 2013

Fox turned 6 months about a month ago. Which means he’s almost 7 months. Which means I never posted his 6 months photos. Why?

Because damnit, WordPress!

Awhile back I decided I was going to write a post about something other than my pre-shuz baybee. I know. It’s tough for me to do that. Because seriously. I want to eat him sometimes because he’s that delicious.

But I digress.

So I wrote up this marvelous little post. And it was pretty funny. And you have to believe me about its “funny-ness,” regardless of if it ACTUALLY was funny or not, because this post did not happen. Because WordPress lost it!

I hit the “publish” button. Leaned back. Waited for those comments to roll in. Then realized it was asking me to sign into my account.

Well, ok. I’ll sign in.

I did just that. Then it took me back to my dashboard and my post was lost forever. I checked my drafts and saw the first sentence typed out.

Then I hulk-stomped my computer out of anger.

I did not do that.

But I wanted to.

Damnit!

So I boycotted WordPress for a month.

WordPress did not know I boycotted them.

But in my smug little heart I felt better.

But I’m back because I just can’t stay away. I do love you, WordPress, I really do. But why you gotta do me like that, yo?

So I’m posting Fox’s 6 month photos, one month late. And in a few days you’ll see his 7 month photo. And then you’ll hate me because I’ll have gone back to “all baby-mode, all the time.” Sorry for you non-mommy bloggers out there that just want to read about shoes – a topic that used to actually be of relevance on this blog. One day, people. I promise. When he stops puking over the back of my shoulder and down my pant leg and onto those very same, sexy shoes I used to talk about.

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Oke-dokey, let's just keep this in mind. Not to get all police-y on you, but just a reminder that all the writing (and yeah, even the stupid, blabber writing that nobody would plagiarize anyway) on here is mine and can't be reproduced without my permission. Also...please don't go spreading my lovely pictures all across cyberspace either. Unless it's to enter me into a blogger beauty pageant. Then that's a maybe. Ok, lecture over. You can now go back to your regularly scheduled programming.