Goblette

I managed some free time to draw this idea that has been on my mind. Hope no one has done it before XD. I would like to make a page about all the stupid stuff going arround Goblin slayer, from people offended that there’s a rape, to conspiratorial bullshit saying it’s white supremacy because “goblins are jews”, to Berserk fans shitting on it because they’re afraid to lose the hegemony for “darkest” manga, which has already become the “it’s like dark souls” of anime. But i don’t have so much time this week.

Salamanders are attracted to those more powerful than themselves. Therefore the people they want to rape most, they’re too weak to. If you defeat a Salamander, she doesn’t rape you- she’s not able to, because you’re stronger than her. Instead, she develops major hots for you and you get to fuck her. I think we can all agree that that’s a fitting and fair reward!

Salamanders probably do rape people every so often just to satisfy their standard urges- but they wouldn’t want to get pregnant from a male they could overpower. Plus they probably love the domination aspect.

Mate, if your a 5,2 feet tall samurai, and you win against a 9 feet tall salamander, how the fuck are you going to stop her from raping you? Being the stronger warrior, doesn’t automatically mean physically stronger, and physical strength is the only thing that matters, when it comes to rape.
Your training, symbiosis, element or dexterity, aren’t going to save you from a 9 foot tall, 40 inches wide, horny salamander. Your best chance of survival are to just take it, or let her take it, I guess. XD

Because you’ve already won against her. Just do what you did to defeat her when she tries to attack you again.
If you win against her in combat, then there’s no way she can overpower you. If she’s able to rape you, then she’s able to beat you in a fight. Rape is violence- a specific kind of violence that’s relatively difficult to pull off. If you can’t succeed at regular violence, then you can’t succeed at rape.
Salamanders usually fight to the death. They don’t play by a set of rules which they then abandon after losing.

So your telling me that if you defeat a bigger and heavier opponent in a sword fight, you can automatically also defeat them in a wrestling match? In the movie troy, Hector kills Ajax because of his superior swordsmanship, but if it was a wrestling match or bare handed he would lose, because Ajax is a foot taller and a foot wider than Hector. This is why i think that if you defeat a salamander in a swordfight, you won’t be able to fight her off when she attempts to rape you, considering she is about 4 feet taller and 10 times as heavy as you.

It is also said that after being defeated by a salamander, they sometimes get obsessed with the person who beat them even forcing them in a sexual relationship. If your obsessed with someone i dont think you give a shit about the honour rules of battle, especially not when its a SEXUAL obsession. It is litterally stated in chapter 9 that sometimes when a salamander is defeated she FORCES a sexual relation with that person. “Forcing a sexual relation” that has got to be the definition of rape. The reason Europa didnt straight up say “rape” is because thats not a very noble thing to say. XD

I literally just said that Salamanders don’t play by rules. It’s never a case of besting them in a certain kind of skill, but OVERPOWERING them, in a fight to the DEATH. Swordplay, wrestling, martial art, long-range fireblasts, whatever. She’s gonna do everything she can to kill you, and only if she can’t (because you’re stronger), THEN will her sexual instincts kick in. It’s not skill that Salamanders are biologically wired to produce (although it helps), it’s just power.
I really don’t see how you can defeat someone who’s going all-out trying to kill you, but then somehow be raped by that person after you’ve beaten them in combat. That’s like beating someone in a race but then somehow not being able to run away from them and they catch you.

I mean, what do you think would have happened if K’sara tried to rape Belafor? Belafor would have just thrown her through the nearest wall. You cannot, by definition, rape someone you can’t first overpower and subdue.

I still think im right, because in chapter 9 it litterally is stated that they “force a sexual relationship”, and i dont think they mean black mailing the person they have been defeated by, i think it means forcing a sexual relationship PHYSICALLY. And i still think that, just because you can defeat someone in an honest fight, doesn’t mean you can beat them in a wrestling or bare handed match.
But fuck this stupid discussion that where having at this point. You think your right, i think im right (i am), there finished. XD

Also: Belafor and Ryuko are the same strength so they both don’t count in any situation.

What is your idea of an “honest fight”? Why is that somehow different to wrestling or bare handed? What if it’s boxing- no kicks allowed? Do you think a Salamander would be like “well shit, you beat me in a boxing match where we both intentionally handicapped ourselves and our fighting styles to abide by the rules of the agreed upon competition, so now my instincts say you’re stronger than I am”? Bullshit. Salamanders like to fight ALL OUT. Tooth and nail, every ounce of breath and firing neuron desperately focused, clawing to stay alive long enough to overcome and dominate her enemy. They tend not to hold back, is my point. If, after all that, her 100% total bestial effort fails and she still loses the fight, THEN her mating instincts kick in. Salamanders don’t have any concept of an “honest fight”- just a “fight”. Nothing is off the table. Anything that they could use to get the upper hand in a rape attempt, they would just use to get the upper hand during the actual fight.

Specific fighting styles or disciplines have nothing to do with it. She’s going to use everything she has, and she’ll force you to use everything you have. She’s either able to overpower and defeat you or not. If she can, her instincts don’t kick in for you- at least not as much as they would if you DID defeat her. If she can’t, then she’s physically not able to rape you because rape requires the incapacitating of the victim.

Am I making any sense to you here? If you need an example of what I’m talking about, go and find someone smaller and/or lighter than you who can still easily kick your ass no matter what you try- and then try to rape them. See if you’re able to. I predict you’ll just get your ass kicked again.

Unless she was smart and stalked you and drugged you or hired a team to help her pin you down or pounced on you in your sleep or something, then yeah, she could lose the fight and still rape you, I guess.