This is a taxidermied mouse with a flash drive wedged up its ass. It reminds me spying days when I made off with a bunch of top secret files from the Pentagon. Except that wasn't a flash drive, it was a stack of 5Â¼-inch floppies. And let me tell you: based on the way I was walking you would've sworn they were only 3Â½-inchers. I sashayed out of there like a f***ing runway model!

Hit the jump for a video of the mouse in action (his LED eyes blink during data transfer!).