15 Breast-aurant Waitresses Share Their Craziest Stories

Hooters. Tilted Kilt. Twin Peaks. Show-Me’s. We’re all familiar with the concept. Scantily-clad young (for the most part) ladies who serve beer and bar food to America’s best and brightest. But with great power comes great responsibility and with great T&A comes a whole lot of creepers…and MC Hammer. Check out these insane stories told by the ladies themselves.

1. THAT’S NOT A VERY GOOD TIP

Had a much older “gentleman” who in dead seriousness grabbed my wrist and asked, “How much do you sell your pussy for?” He’s a close second to the guy who left me a note along with his phone number that said, “I’d really like to feel you from the inside.”

2. WHAT WAS THE INTERVIEW LIKE THEN?

The worst part was daily uniform inspection. Having to stand up with legs spread and arms straight out so our managers could inspect every detail of us (armpits for hair, hair for bobbypins, face for makeup application, tights for runs/holes, shorts for stains/tears, shoes for whiteness, tank tops for stains and to make sure bra straps weren’t peeking through) was always torture.

3. A VERY HONEST CUSTOMER

I was talking to a customer about how I needed to go out into the parking lot to give a customer back his card that he forgot. The customer I was telling this story to promptly said, “If you come after me in the parking lot you wouldn’t be coming back in.”

4. SOMETHING TO TELL THE GRANDCHILDREN

We had a guy propose to his girlfriend while she was standing on a stool surrounded by Hooters’ girls. Classy as fuck.

5. THIS ONLY HAPPENED ONCE?

One night when I was closing by myself I saw a guy just standing at the front door. I signaled the guy that the store was closed, but he just stood there and kept staring at me. I thought he did not understand me so I walked up closer to the door and that’s when I saw him wanking off.

6. IS THAT A STEREOTYPE?

I am Asian so I always got the ones that wanted to see if my pussy was slanted.

7. I DON’T GO TO HOOTERS OFTEN, BUT WHEN I DO…

We had a regular, Richard. Batshit crazy, but lovable. He’d bring us bags of candy all the time. One day an equally batty woman came in and we got to play matchmaker. In the end, though, she went home with the Dos Equis man…cardboard cutout.

8. NOW THAT’S A GOOD PICKUP LINE!

I walked over to drop off some refills with a big bright smile and “Hey guys! Cold drinks ;).” A senior citizen at the table motioned for me to lean in but still very loudly asked "Ever get paid to fuck an old guy?”

9. THAT’S JUST A LITTLE CREEPY

I was working the doors/merchandise counter and a tanked guy offered me $40 for the shirt off my back. I sold it to him and got him to buy me a replacement shirt, ducking behind the counter to put on my new clean shirt. He sniffed it and told me he was going to hang it in his rear view mirror so he could smell me while he drove.

10. GUESSING HE WON’T BE MARRIED TOO MUCH LONGER

Worst experience was with a 50+ tourist who came in with his family. When I was talking to him he gestured for me to lean in, as though he couldn’t hear me. When I did he asked if he could feel my ass and then tried to move and kiss me – in front on his wife and daughter!

11. IT WOULD’VE BEEN LESS EXCITING TEN YEARS LATER

I worked at Hooter’s in 1994. MC Hammer and Deion Sanders came in to have lunch together.

12. NOT THE SMOOTHEST OPERATOR

The first manager of the place would to “leave” his coat (and his iPhone which was conveniently sticking out of the pocket just a bit) in the women’s changing room. Eventually one of the servers thought it was positioned strangely and decided to look at it. She played back the video and saw him turning on and positing the camera to the spot where the girls changed. Sure enough, the dude had been collecting all kinds of voyeur videos.

13. THE CLIENTELE ISN’T THE CLASSIEST

One time a customer started yelling at a waitress and told her she was a “white snowflake cracker-ass bitch,” so there’s that.

14. IT’S CALLED MULTI-TASKING

I look toward his direction and see another dancer who’s grinding deep up on this guy while simultaneously taking greedy bites of a chicken wing in each hand.