YOU GUYS. Paris Hilton is trying to be relevant again. In case you forgot, she is the pioneer of The Celebutantes aka individuals who are famous for being famous. (See: Heidi Montag, et al.) Seriously. Wikipedia that shit. Anyway, the heiress is back on the scene because she was just signed to Lil Wayne's Cash Money Records label and will be releasing an electropop album very soon. Oh, and also, The Bling Ring movie is out tomorrow and it's prompting Paris to pour her Swarovski-bedazzled little heart out.

In an interview with The Daily Beast, the singer (lol) had some interesting things to say about The Bling Ring and getting her home burglarized six times by the wild teens, which stole over $2 million of her jewelry.

Paris says the group "completely violated" her, yet the heiress herself and the home in which the group robbed (she still lives in it, btw) appears in the flick. This makes absolutely no sense and seems rather fame whore-y. Why would you want to insert yourself into anything that has to do with something that traumatized you, Paris? Mmm...

Further in the interview, Paris mentions that she thinks the celebrity obsession is crazy, stating, "Nowadays, kids are obsessed with becoming famous. It's a scary world to grow up in, especially in L.A. I'd be afraid to raise my daughters in this town the way it is."

But make no mistake, Paris owns the fact that she started it all: "I've seen a lot of girls in Hollywood try to duplicate what I've done because I was the first one to do all of this. I think it's flattering to see that people want to be like me, I guess."

Oh, Paris. Hurry up and make a baby, because we can't wait to see your daughters' future reality show.