If I remember right, Atty. Gen. Holder went off on Louie Gohmert after yet another series of badgering questions on trivialities. Holder noted no other attorney general had been subjected to such tactics and wondered what was so different about him.

A talking pantsless anthropomorphic duck whose face only has one expression and who, when he's not shilling for extremist politics, is constantly getting worked up about "pop tart" celebrities and having young boys making dust angels on his living room floor.

Re May 11: It's so cute that Bruce is bragging that he's got a B.A. in Political Science. It's like he thinks the idiocy he scribbles out every day is the product of his Keen Political Insight rather than his ability to puke up Fox News talking points.

Re May 12: If I were you, Mallard/Bruce, I wouldn't be making so much noise about people keeping their jobs despite saying offensively stupid things.

By the way, Mallard, what are your thoughts on this story? I know conservatives don't suffer from cognitive dissonance, so it's unlikely that your head would explode, but I'm still curious to see how you would reconcile your hatred for North Korea with your wholehearted agreement with their rant against Obama.

This is belated, but let it be known for the record that on April 27, Tinsley declared his love of cigarettes and cancer, and more proof that he would rather see everyone in the world die horribly than spend one cent from his giant money vault. You thought the comic where he declared differences to be bait for a deathtrap was the worst possible thing someone could ever produce, but you were wrong

C'mon, Frank Stone, that's an easy one, especially since in recent weeks many of the wingnutterati, from Reverend Hucklenuts on down, have been saying that North Korea has more freedom than America. And if they're swooning over Putin, they're ready to go positively ga-ga over a specimen of manliness like Kim Jong Un. Their shared dislike of our president, as well as the country that twice elected him, merely seals the deal.

Whattaya say, Brews? No black prez + all the young Asian boys making dust angels on your floor you could ever want. Authoritarian freedom beckons you from Pyongyang!

Re May 13: Translation: "Stupid little whore should've kept her stupid whore mouth shut about poor Don and just kept on putting out like a stupid whore is supposed to. Whore."

And Bruce Tinsley will continue to openly demonstrate solidarity with racist shitbags (even murderous racist shitbags), secure in the knowledge that he will never pay any kind of professional price for it.

Wednesday is concern trolling day - it is so awful that non profits have to kisses up to the rich! It is so awful that the rich get awards in exchange for contributions! It is so awful that term thousand web cartoonists are more popular than Bruce Tinsley!

Actually, Randy, I think the "point" of Wednesday's strip was "Ah-ha! Gotcha! Donald Sterling has a Lifetime Achievement Award from the NAACP, therefore he can't possibly be a racist or ever have said anything racist! Bookmark it, libs!"

Also too, re today's strip, I must have missed the long history of people of color being denied the right to purchase tobacco products on account of their race that would make (a) Tinsley's metaphor relevant and (b) Tinsley himself not packed with shit of a frankly astonishing texture and density.

My second reaction: "OH! I get it -- he's equating an ID requirement for buying cigarettes with voter ID laws, because, being a right-wing tool, he thinks those two things are totally the same, and so only a silly libtard would think it was in any way racist to demand that a citizen show ID before being allowed to vote."

My third reaction: "Either Bruce has never actually seen a convenience store counter or he thinks no one else has."

"The solution to school massacres isn't to take away access to guns--it's to not report that it even happened!"

Congrats, Bruce, you have reached new depths in your "Too Lazy To Draw" challenge. This is a solid #2, coming only behind your "Most Transparent Administration" one, the strip with only a word balloon. I suggest a week of blank strips with only "...." They'd probably be just as funny and insightful as your regular "work".

"Obama must had a bomb strapped to a dozen puppies and babies, and was going to blow them up unless Dinesh made the brave, heroic decision to plead guilty rather than see the Muslim Socialist blow up innocents!"

Re May 21: A prime, if unimaginative, example of the alacrity with which right-wingers deny reality. Unless by "cover it", Mallard means "uniformly demand that Obama be arrested for treason and then flogged to death in the public square"...

Re May 26: Yes, Mallard/Bruce, we get it: There is absolutely nothing conservatives will not politicize, because they are cranky, stubborn, petulant, spoiled infants who are genetically incapable of rational thought, honesty, or shame.

Re May 27: To the surprise of absolutely no one, Bruce Tinsley equates Sending In The Troops for everydamnthing (a.k.a. war as a first resort) with strength, virility, and courage. Because for people like Bruce, playing Call of Duty isn't sufficient to bolster the testosterone; the only way they can really feel like Macho, Manly He-Men is if actual people are fighting actual military battles. (OTHER people, though -- what are you, nuts? That shit's dangerous!)

Re May 28: This whole line of "thought" is pretty rich, coming as it does from such a dedicated armchair warrior. Or was Bruce expressing the same disdain for all the people who were putting little American flags on their cars after 9/11 because that was waaay easier than actually DOING something?

Oh, and this item provides an excellent perspective on the right-wing mentality on this subject:

Ooh, the sequester! There was no way that was ever going to bite the conservatives in the ass. Only now they want to pump more money into some weapons program or other, and Obama's saying, "Sorry, fellas. My hands are tied. Sequester, you know."