We’ll have live results posted after the jump below. But no worries: no spoilers will be given prior to Yahoo!’s broadcast since the event is streamed live.

The Mansion is packed with celebrities — Hollywood’s and the sports world’s alike. Invitation-only tickets for tonight’s event went for a cool $1,000 (and were apparently a pretty hot ticket). Prior to the night’s first fight, guests enjoyed a gourmet dinner and top-shelf open bar.

8:12 p.m. — LINARES VS. FIGUEROA, ROUND 1: The fighters exchange a series of kicks early on before Figueroa lands a flush body kick. The fighters finally clinch up for and trade a brutal series of blows for a solid 20-30 seconds. Figueroa lands an uppercut and right hook that drops Linares. With his opponent on the canvas, Figueroa throws a straight right that sends Linares’s mouthpiece flying to stop the fight. Anthony Figureoa def. Miguel Linares via KO — Round 1, 2:09.

8:15 p.m. — Welterweights Luke Stewart vs. Sam Liera up next.

8:26 p.m. — STEWART VS. LIERA, ROUND 1: Stewart whiffs on a head kick and eats a right hook for his effort. Pushed against the fence, Stewart sweeps and takes sidemount before Liera rolls into top position. Stewart reverses and wiggles into full mount. Liera ties him up before Stewart rains down a barrage. Liera is taking a ton of damage but continues to try to buck Stewart off him. Cecil Peoples finally warns Liera he’s about to stop it, and after a few more shots, finally does. Luke Stewart def. Sam Liera via TKO (strikes), Round 1 — 3:40.

8:29 p.m. — Middleweights Eddie Millis vs. Daniel McWilliams up next.

8:38 p.m. — MILLIS VS. McWILLIAMS, ROUND 1: Millis shoots early but McWilliams shows a solid sprawl and works it into a standing guillotine choke. McWilliams lets loose briefly for a better grip on the choke while taking the fight to the ground and continues to work the choke. Millis breaks free and scores a quick takedown, grabs a leg and looks for the heel hook. McWilliams breaks out, takes top position, and then Millis gives up his back before taking a punch. McWilliams locks in the fight-ending rear-naked choke shortly after. Daniel McWilliams def. Eddie Millis via submission (rear-naked choke) — Round 1, 2:05.

8:40 p.m. — Hugh Hefner is ringside and takes a bow as the night’s host.

8:41 P.M. — Light heavyweights Adam Smith vs. Dewey Cooper up next.

8:52 p.m. — SMITH VS. COOPER, ROUND 1: Cooper lands a kick to the inside thigh that instantly has Smith feeling it. The kickboxer returns to leg kicks and catches Smith again. The pace slows before Cooper again returns to the leg kicks. Smith wises up and checks a couple. Cooper’s telegraphing the kicks, but they’re going unchecked. Ten seconds to go, Smith charges, and Cooper nearly catches him in a guillotine choke. The bell saves him. It’s all Cooper, 10-9.

8:57 p.m. — SMITH VS. COOPER, ROUND 2: Cooper throws a head kick, Smith blocks it and scores a single-leg takedown. Cooper takes top position, but Smith grabs a choke. Cooper breaks free and allows Smith to return to his feet. Smith stays out of Cooper’s range and forces his opponent into the fence. This time Cooper grabs the choke but Smith pops out and gets full mount in the process. Smith hits on the occasional shot, but Cooper keeps him tied up. The pace slows, and the ref stands them back up. Smith puts out his glove for a touch, and Cooper uses the opportunity to throw a leg kick. Smith — and the crowd — call sheninigans, and he apologizes. It’s likely a 10-9 round for Smith.

9:02 p.m. — SMITH VS. COOPER, ROUND 3: Early on Smith gets the takedown, but Cooper reverses and allows his opponent to stand. Cooper lands a kick, but Smith breaks free and takes top position. The ref warns the fighters he’s ready to stand them — and does. From the clinch, the fighters exchange strikes while Smith grabs his opponent’s trunks. The ref finally warns him to quit. Not a whole lot of damage despite a lot of action, and the round ends. The final round could go either way, though I’ve got it 10-9 Cooper.

9:05 p.m. — Don’t forget to check out tonight’s live stream, now available at Yahoo! Sports.

9:12 p.m. — Oh, how the Bunnies love Daniel Puder.

9:21 p.m. — DALTON VS. PUDER, ROUND 1: Puder wants to touch gloves, and Dalton throws a big overhand right in return. Dalton has Puder shoved against the fence, but Puder locks in a standing guillotine choke. Puder’s trying to sink it in, but Dalton’s controlling his opponent’s hands. It’s been a full minute, and Dalton’s still in the choke but holding on. Puder peppers in some knees but isn’t doing much damage with them. Puder finally lets go of the choke. Little action as Dalton has Puder shoved against the fence. Puder returns to the guillotine choke, and for another full minute, can’t sink it in. Puder again grabs an arm and looks for kimura but Dalton fends him off from top position. It’s a clear 10-9 round for Puder.

9:27 p.m. — DALTON VS. PUDER, ROUND 2: Round two starts, Dalton charges, and Puder again locks in a guillotine choke from his back. Dalton quickly breaks free and tries to work from inside Puder’s full guard. The action slows, and Cecil Peoples returns them to their feet. Dalton pins Puder against the fence before getting reversed with his back against the cage. The fighters exchange knees before Dalton misses on a shot, giving up his back to Puder. Puder doesn’t have his hooks in but rains down a barrage of hammerfists. Strikeforce doesn’t allow elbow strikes on the ground, so Puder continues to work hammerfists. Puder finally locks in his hooks but is too high on his opponent’s body, and Dalton scrambles free. As the round closes, Dalton works for the takedown but eats a series a of body blows while trying. It’s another clear 10-9 round for Puder.

9:34 p.m. — DALTON VS. PUDER, ROUND 3: Dalton looks for the takedown and pins Puder against the fence. Puder turns him around and connects on knees to the head and body, and then throws in some foot stomps. The barrage contunues and as Puder steps back, the fighters stand and trade blows. Puder pushes Dalton against the fence and continues another series of knees to his opponent. Peoples steps in and returns them to the center of the cage. Dalton finally connects on his first combination and then an overhand left. Back to a weak takedown attempt from Dalton, and Puder uses his weight to force him to the ground. Dalton returns to the feet as the round ends with little action. It’s another 10-9 round for Puder and should be a 30-27 victory.

9:45 p.m. — VITALE VS. FIELDS, ROUND 1: The fighters clinch up early as Fields lands a solid knee to the body. Vitale dips down and scores a double-leg takedown. Fields has hold of his head, attempts a kimura but doesn’t have the leverage. Fields is on the canvas, and Vitale rises up and throws down a big punch. Vitale works his opponent into a crucifex and begins to pepper him with punches. Vitale has the position locked in perfectly and continues to throw punches. Fields can’t take anymore, and the bout is stopped. Falinko Vitale def. Ron Fields via TKO (tapout due to strikes) — Round 1, 3:02.

9:51 p.m. — Former UFC fighters and light heavyweights Bill Mahood and Bobby Southworth are up next. Southworth is the organization’s light heavyweight champ, but this is a non-title fight.

10:00 p.m. — SOUTHWORTH VS. MAHOOD: Mahood shoots, but Southworth stuffs it. Mahood is pinned against the fence before Southworth scores the takedown. Mahood is literally two feet in front of me, and he starts gasping for breath. He can’t yell loud enough to get anyone’s attention, though, but finally gets Southworth to hear him. Southworth stops fighting, and the ref finally catches on and stops the fight. Mahood likely broke a rib at some point and was in obvious pain. Bobby Southworth def. Bill Mahood via TKO (verbal submission due to injury) — Round 1, 1:15.

10:03 p.m. — Lightweights Matt Lee vs. Jorge Masvidalup next.

10:09 p.m. — LEE VS. MASVIDALUP, ROUND 1: A slow start to the fight before Masvidalup connects on a leg kick. Lee works the standup before Masvidalup scores the takedown. Masvidalup gives Lee some distance to get up and then unloads a lightning-quick flurry that drops Lee. Peoples is slow to stop it. (Surprisingly, Lee is very quick to his feet and protests the stoppage as blood trickles out from behind his ear.) Jorge Masvidalup def. Matt Lee via TKO (strikes) — Round 1, 1:33.

10:23 p.m. — CORONEL VS. EVANGELISTA, ROUND 1: Little action to start the round Evangelista lands a body punch. Things slow again, and Evangelista throws another leg kick to try to jumpstart the action. Both fighters bob around and avoid and punches before Evangelista comes alive and throws some combinations. Evangelista has a small cut above his right eye from the exchange. The crowd is asleep. The fighters come alive and both connect on some solid shots, but the pace again slows. Evangelista starts to stalk but nearly eats a left hook in the process. Not much action in the round, but Evangelista probably took it 10-9 on aggression.

10:29 p.m. — CORONEL VS. EVANGELISTA, ROUND 2: The fighters are a little more lively in the second frame. Coronel connects on a right hook, but Evangelista continues to push forward. Coronel dips down for a body punch, and Evangelista goes back to stalker mode and gets blasted with a couple shots in the process. Evangelista lands a nice leg kick as Coronel tries to rest. Evangelista continues to stalk before Coronel charges ahead and sneaks in a solid punch. They trade again, and Coronel lands a stiff left. Evangelista goes back to leg kicks but gets punches in the process. Evangelista thows a leg kick, and Coronel lands a big overhand right. The round comes to an end as the fighters exchange blows. A hugely entertaining round that won over press row. It’s hard to judge, Evangelista had the aggression, but Coronel probably did more damage. 10-9 for Coronel.

10:35 p.m. — CORONEL VS. EVANGELISTA, ROUND 3: The fighters exchange some punches before a full-fledged conversation breaks out. Weird. The ref warns them to start fighting — and they do. Evangelista throws a leg kick that may have hit Coronel’s ground, and the fighters get chatty again. Coronel throws a stiff left and then glances Evangelista with an uppercut, overhand right and then connects flush in a stiff right. Evangelista shoots — a first for the fight — and begins to rain down short punches. Evangelista tries to get into sidemount, but the round’s coming to a close. Coronel keeps him tied up, and Evangelista nearly lands in top mount. Working from Coronel’s full guard, Evangelista closes out the round with some shots from the top before Coronel gets back to his feet. The takedown was probably enough for Evangelista to get the round, 10-9 (and 29-28 for the victory). Judges’ decision up next.

10:51 p.m. — LYNN VS. THOMSON, ROUND 1: Lynn clinches and has Thomson shoved against the fence. Lynn wants the takedown, but Thomson keeps a low center of gravity and then connects on a knee to the head and scores a takedown shortly after. Lynn gets back to his feet easily, though. The fighters again clinch, and Thomson uses the opportunity to connect on a few forceful knees to the body. Back in the clinch, and Lynn is unable to get the takedown and then inadvertently lands a knee to Thomson’s cup. The bout is stopped so Thomson can recover. The fight resumes, and Thomson throws a body kick, slips, but gets back to his feet. Lynn again looks for the takedown, but Thomson fends him off and connects on a knee to the body, a punch that drops Lynn and then a few good shots for even better measure. The ref steps in to stop it. Josh Thomson def. Adam Lynn via TKO (strikes) — Round 1, 4:45.

10:54 p.m. — Middleweights Joe Riggs vs. Eugene Jackson up next.

11:04 p.m. — RIGGS VS. JACKSON, ROUND 1: A feeling-out process starts the round as Jackson peppers Riggs with soft body punches. Riggs throws an overhand left that connects and sets up a takedown. Riggs quickly moves from sidemount to full mount. Jackson gives up his back and then Riggs grabs an armbar. Jackson somehow escapes, and Riggs ends up back in sidemount. Riggs now returns to full mount, and just like before, Jackson gives up his back. Back to full mount, and Riggs rains down the loudest series of punches I’ve heard tonight. Riggs locks Jackson in the crucifix position and throws short left punches. Back to full mount, and Riggs unloads a brutal barrage that ends the fight. Peoples should be freakin’ embarrassed for how slowly he stopped that fight. Jackson was limp and Riggs was climbing off him before Peoples finally woke up and stopped it. No excuse. None. Joe Riggs def. Eugene Jackson via TKO (strikes) — Round 1, 3:36.

11:19 p.m. — KATO VS. MELENDEZ, ROUND 1: Melendez looks for the early takedown, but Kato fends him off, throws a knee and breaks free. Big punches from Melendez just miss. A nice combination from Tako is countered by Melendez. A big combination from Melendez drops Kato, but the fighters ties up Melendez in full guard. Kato looks dazed but is defending himself. Kato’s feeling the effects of the punches and is wincing with each shot. Hammerfists from Melendez bring the crowd to its feet, but Kato continues to hang on. Melendez has opened a cut near Kato’s eye, and blood trickles from his nose. Somehow Kato gets free and back to his feet. It’s an easy 10-9 round for Melendez (and close to a 10-8).

11:26 p.m. — KATO VS. MELENDEZ, ROUND 2: A stiff jab from Melendez shock Kato awake. Kato, though, won’t get within reach of his opponent. Melendez charges in, and Kato finally connects on a combination. Melendez counters with his own combination, and Kato lands a flush leg kick and follows with a left hook. Kato is coming alive now. Melendez shoots, but Kato sprawls, grabs a leg but can’t get the takedown. The bout is stopped as Kato’s gets his mouthpiece cleaned. (Update: Performify heard Melendez between rounds telling his corner that he thinks he broke his hand.) Melendez keeps working with his left for obvious reasons now. The pace slows as the round comes to an end. It’s a closer round, but Melendez probably got the round for aggression, 10-9.

UPDATE: After the first round, Melendez told his corner that he thinks he broke his right hand.

11:33 p.m. — KATO VS. MELENDEZ, ROUND 3: Melendez takes top position early in the round and has Kato pushed against the cage. Melendez is still relying solely on his left hand for damage. Kato gets back to his feet and escapes to the center of the cage. As Kato slows, Melendez is finding it easier to connect with his lone left. The fighters clinch, and Kato takes Melendez’s back. As Kato looks for better position, Melendez escapes back to his feet. Kato shoots, misses and eats a knee. A nice exchange between the two fighters as the crowd starts to get behind Melendez. Ten seconds to go, and neither fighter has much to give. The round ends. It’s 10-9 for Melendez and likely 30-27 overall. Judges’ decision up next.

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