We can tell if you’re the Joey of your friends group based on how many people you’ve killed!

Look, every group of friends has a Joey. A simple, fun-loving guy who is maybe not the brightest bulb in the shed and has definitely killed quite a number of people. But how do you know if that person is you? Take this quiz to find out!

1. Let’s cut to the chase, how many people have you personally killed? (Hiring hitmen doesn’t count.)

None.

1-3.

4-5.

2. Be honest.

No seriously, I’ve never killed anyone!

Fine I guess it was more like 4.

12.

3. I’M NOT PLAYING AROUND HERE, TELL ME HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE YOU FUCKING KILLED!

I haven’t killed anyone! I’m a good honest person and I would never harm a living soul and oh yeah I totally forgot about David Gillbanks. So I guess 1.

Jesus. Getting a little tired of the third degree here. But since it’s so important for you to know, I have killed 10 people.

45.

4. Thank you. Was that so hard? Now, what is your favourite movie?

Ratatouille.

Jurassic Park.

Baywatch, the Movie.

Quiz: We can tell if you’re the Joey of your friends group based on how many people you’ve killed!

You are not the Joey!

You are the Monica Geller. A neat freak, and wife of Chandler. You love your friends, family and are the master of the seven erogenous zones. You have also done your best to forget that night in the summer of 1987 when a freak skinny dipping accident resulted in your then fat self crushing David Gillbanks to death. Though you desperately try to forget, every night you hear his muffled screams over the sounds of Chandler saying “could I be any more middle aged!”

Quiz: We can tell if you’re the Joey of your friends group based on how many people you’ve killed!

You are not the Joey!

You are the Ross. You are the one everyone assumes is the killer, and true you spent much of your early 20s satiating your intense bloodlust, but the truth is that you spend too much time gaslighting women online to become a true serial killer.

Quiz: We can tell if you’re the Joey of your friends group based on how many people you’ve killed!

You are the Joey!

Your friends think you’re nothing but a meathead lothario, but in reality you have killed well over three dozen people. You always make sure to utter a trademark “How You Doin’” as you deliver the final blow.