Kinky Walls

Ever wanted to have all the glamorous promotional exposure of your favorite porn star, minus those pesky STD testing and stalking issues? For a one-time processing fee of $10, KinkyWalls will design and print anywhere from 1 to 20,000 high-quality, glossy posters based on the photograph of your choosing, which you can then sell via an online storefront - kind of like Cafe Press, with boobies. Now all you'll have to do is come up with enough of a fan base to make it worth your while.