"Seperation of Church and Skate"

"Air Travel Stinks"

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Lost in a sea of terror threats, flush the service with no regretsWhen did airlines become unsafe, now the "airline food" became a jokeThe kids who used to live for nuts and pretzels don't get coffee or cokeCalling them stewardesses ain't allowed, in fact let's keep fun levels down

Must eliminate their chicken and steak

When do we put flotation under seats, not parachutes right at out feet?They we could leave crashes in crawls, take cameras out of bathroom stallsWe make sure only bad movies play, and we wish the pricey headsets would go away Sweet, overpriced first-class flight

When did air travel become unsafeI know it wasn't Delta or Jet Blue, who put up the long delaysLike I wait for 6 hours, somehow we got messed up and apart

I hate conflict And this dissent, I don't want security to representOur annoyance at authority, they search shoes of every babyStop searching old ladies and babies, you may have missed a real terrorist, maybe?"All this scanning is really lame" I think at the baggage claimWhen did flight attendants become so mean, these stewardesses are not so leanWe want our flights without any thugs, they wrecked our bags they thought were drugsThere is some violent apathy, these have all the power of cheese

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