25 Humorous Birthday Fails

There are around 2 hours left in my birthday so we decided to compile a list of birthday fails which nicely accompany my dad’s failed “pull out” many years ago. Despite what the bullies said to me in junior high, I don’t think the best part of me ran down my moms leg. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to spend the rest of the night fantasizing about birthday sex that I didn’t get.