Right, before anyone decides they can steal any of my ideas, characters یا events in this book, IT IS ALL PATENTED. I figured out how to copyright stuff and crap, so yeah. I can sue آپ to the fullest extent of the law. So don't. Simples! Now آپ can enjoy the book and i do not have to worry :)

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Prologue

“You may now kiss the bride!” the vicar announced and Mark and Penny’s mother, Julia (1), swooned as they kissed. Penny was glad that her mum was finally married, but was also fighting the urge to be sick… Her dog Bolt, who was wearing an elegant black bow round his neck...