The Lensbaby Joke Thread

In the interest of having a little fun, I humbly submit the Lensbaby joke thread.

Naturally, no vulgarity, profanity or otherwise offensive jokes.

I believe that the corny-est jokes are usually the best.

I'll start out with three.

Two brothers go into business selling pickles. They buy them for one dollar a jar, and sell them for fifty cents. At the end of the first week, one brother says to the other, "I think we better work weekends."

A guy tries to steal a bathroom scale from a hardware store. He manages to get the scale past the cashier, but they catch him in the parking lot. He didn't get a weigh with it.

A guy walks into a bar that has a very high ceiling. There are prime cuts of meat hanging there, 30 feet up. He says to the bartender, "I'll bet you $1,000 right now that I can jump up, and pull down that meat in one shot."
The bartender replies, "$1,000, and you can jump up there in one shot? I don't know; those steaks are pretty high."

Mike....seems you'll go to any length to drum up some activity....lets face it...the social activity scene that once was....has now departed this ol' forum ....could be that iz' the real joke of the day ?

OK Mike.
Two drunks walking out of a Pub (bar) stumble across a dog licking himself. One drunk turns to the other and says "Caw..I wish I could do that." To which the other drunk replies " Well.. I think you better pat him on the head first."