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(Source) An Aldine Independent School District peace officer was assigned to investigate an improper relationship between [24-year-old teacher Alexandria] Vera and a student at Stovall Middle School, according to the District Attorney’s Office. Vera, an English teacher, admitted to conducting a … Continue reading →

Rolling out a new segment to the blog, but its certainly an All-American classic. You know the rules, you gotta marry one, get to fuck one, and have to off one. The Blonde: Genevieve Morton The Brunette: Emily Rataslfhlnr32lfhasflski … Continue reading →

So this is the third re-boot of Eggrolls & Pierogies. As you may be able to tell from my posts 2 and 3 years ago, it’s essentially a typical, run of the mill sports and pop culture blog where I … Continue reading →

So Friday night my buddy came up to the apartment I’m subleasing to drink, party, go to the bar, strike out with girls on the dance floor, etc. We’re at the pregame slamming beers but obviously are going to need … Continue reading →

Editor’s Note: For the few degenerates who actually follow this blog, as you probably do not know I am now a student at Michigan State University. I hope to blog previews about every football game and big basketball games. Although … Continue reading →

Look, we have all had our poor days at the office. And when we do all we wanna do is go home, get drunk, then kick the dog and beat the wife/imaginary girlfriend. Plus the Tigers have fucking sucked lately. After being up 10 games last month, and numerous bullpen meltdowns, this team has just mailed it in and are now looking up at the Royals. The goddamn Royals. So of course Aumus is gonna try to clear the air and make a joke. Was his joke in poor taste? Sure if you’re a PC liberal. This joke has been made repeatedly and is probably the oldest joke in the book, but with the pussification of society of course its gonna be a huge deal. He even apologized right away so its not like hes a misogynist male promoting the rape culture patriarchy while objectifying minorities like the feminists will say he is come next week. And trust me, once this losing funk or season is over (whichever comes first) people will look back and be like “LOL remember the time Ausmus said he beats his wife? I better tweet about it after a really bad loss”.

P.S.

Getting beat by your husband might not be so bad when he looks like this:

There’s gonna be a shortage of dildos after Jezebel blogs him a new asshole.

Double P.S

Could you imagine the shitstorm if Cabrera said this? Fuck why can’t we interview him after losses.

You know that Vince Lomabardi quote, “Winning isn’t everything, the will to win is the only thing.” Well this is exactly what Vince was talking about. You’re either a guy who gets cramps and has to be carried off the court on the biggest stage in the sport like Bron Bron, or you’re a guy who gets cramps fucking his wife but keeps grinding because he’s about to bust nut like Torii.

P.S.

Only thing that would have made it better would be he fell over his bed a la Game 2 ALCS last year.