That giant penis reminds me of those mysterious crop circles that Joaquin Phoenix and Mel Gibson found in their cornfield in M Night Shyamalan's "Signs".

Only this time the alien spacecraft are going to land on a huge 60-foot penis. And not in a cornfield, but atop an English country manor.

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CNN interviewed a disgruntled Scientologist who claims that L. Ron Hubbard's "church" bought land in the New Mexico desert where they built a secret compound. On this land are markings that can only be seen from the sky. Huge interlocking circles, markings on the desert soil, viewable only from space. The 23 year-old ex-Scientologist says "the circles are signposts for reincarnated Scientologists who come from outer space."

"They're markings to show the location of one of the vaults where Scientology has safeguarded the sacred texts. It's where L. Ron Hubbard's writings, saved on titanium plates, are preserved."

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Anyway. This giant penis looks like a secret landing strip viewable only from the skies. It looks nefarious and malignant.