Franklin Mint, famous for their collectibles that "elevate the gifting experience" according to their US website, are to produce a souvenir bone china bucket to commemorate the Duchess of Cambridge's confinement in hospital with severe morning sickness.
A spokesperson for the American company said "Finally we've found a product to appeal to everybody. Ardent royalists will want it as a keepsake, those suffering empathetic pregnancies or the Norovirus will find it of great use, as will those nauseated by press coverage of royal stories. Did I mention it was the ideal Christmas gift?"