Narration of a Five-Year-Old BeeBee

Yet again, this is a "wine poem"...it gets better the older it gets :) And I understand some of the rhythming is cheesy...but hey, gimme some credit! Some of the words are tricky to rhyme! :)
Just a short narration of the time I got my hand slammed in a 500-pound steel door. Yes, this IS a true story...I was five at the time.
Enjoy!