Chinese "Game Addict" Attempts Suicide in Incredibly Painful Way

Fu, a man in China, reportedly addicted to computer games, has attempted suicide by swallowing "five pieces of saw blade" and remains in critical condition. Congratulations for picking an awful way to attempt suicide, Fu. Jeez.

While the story is light on details, possibly because of translation or China's dismissive nature toward gaming addiction, it does state that the man, 23, was "talking incoherently about how to win his favorite computer games."

The article does not specify what game Fu was playing, but I'm going to assume it was an MMORPG and possibly World of WarCraft, mostly because I wanted to include this image, off to the right.

Fu's parents claim his gaming addiction has worsened recently, but that he has been an addict since junior high school.