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Reasons Why Kirk Is A Better Captain than Picard:(Note:
I did not write this. I cannot find an attribution, and if anyone knows
the original author, please tell me so I can post his or her name here.)

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How they would react to Deanna's mother?Picard: embarrassed tolerance.Kirk: bribe Q to time-travel her butt to the Ceti-Alpha system,
and let her read Kahn's mind for a while.

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How they spend their captain's salary.Picard: wise inter-galactic investments, and an occasional splurge
on an ancient archeological artifact.Kirk: blow it all on purple booze and green-skinned hookers.

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Idea of a good time.Picard: Wine-tasting with ambassadors.Kirk: Toga party with Scotty.