Monday, October 13, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

your probabley wondering how are country got into this major credit crisis. No it wasn't George Bush's fault, no not obama's fault, no its not Mccain's Fault. I think my sister Lindsay has spent more and racked up more debt then all card holders of washington mutual put together.

everytime i call her she is somewhere spending, "Hi lindsay what are you doing", her responses? "I'm shopping at micheal's, I'm shopping at Wal-mart, I'm shopping at target, I'm shopping at smiths, I"m shopping at shopko, I'm gambling, I'm clubbing at the palms, I'm at McDonalds Play Place, I'm shopping at Dolce, I'm shopping on Rodeo Drive, I'm going to Celine's Concert.

I mean c'mon! I can barley scrape enough pennies together to go to cointstar to get a voucher for a gosh darn diet coke, but not lindsay, only pallets of pepsi for her delivered from her gold status at sams club and costco.

I drive a piece of shit ford focus, I call lindsay and she is down at Henderson Ford Looking at a GAs Guzzling ford f350.

What am I doing wrong? Why dont i have the funds that she seems to have endlessly?

And what really sent me over the edge is when she called me today, tyler what you making for dinner, I tell her, well Rebecca and I are making sandchiches, oh she says, Well dave and I are having rib eyes, followed by casey's famous sugar cookies. Then she has the GALL to ask me to go to her blog and view her cookies pictures. The NERVE of some people. Shop Shop Shop, spend spend spend. She does Boutiques and Delicatesans, I do dollar tree and tv dinners.

GLENWOOD SPRINGS, Colorado — A woman who had 86 cats living inside of Battlement Mesa apartment on Wednesday will not face any charges, according to the Garfield County Sheriff’s Office.

All the cats are now at the Colorado Animal Rescue Shelter, where the staff is currently struggling to treat, clean and find new homes for all the shaken animals.

Tanny McGinnis, a spokeswoman for the sheriff’s office, said the department would not reveal the woman’s name or age since she has not been charged with any crimes.

She said sheriff’s deputies responded to the woman’s two-bedroom apartment in Battlement Mesa on Wednesday after she asked for assistance because she was moving and could not manage all the cats. There were no details about the woman’s current living situation.

Asked about the sanitary conditions the animal control officer found in the woman’s apartment, McGinnis simply described it as “unhealthy.” She added that the woman’s only thoughts were to “give stray cats a home” and that she eventually became overwhelmed with them.

Leslie Rockey, executive director of CARE, said Friday morning that the facility has been able to transfer five of the 86 cats to the Cat Care Society in Denver. CARE staff are also expected to send about 16 of their currently adoptable pets to two other programs in the Denver area to free space for the newly arrived cats.

“We are very thankful for help from the Denver area,” she said.

But Rockey added some of the cats are considerably more stressed Friday than they were on Thursday — about a day after they came to the shelter. She said many of the pets were still not eating and that some have intestinal problems.

When CARE staffers came into the shelter on Friday, they found that one of the cats was pregnant and had birthed some kittens that had died. Rockey said that two other cats are being sent to local veterinarians for additional treatment.

Its sunday night at 3:00 am. From my deep dark sleep my eyes instantly open. As soon as they opened i knew something was very very wrong. I had this intense pain in my back and my right side, shooting down my arm. I woke up and went to the bathroom while crawling along the floor. Rebecca knew something was wrong but didnt know what to do. After i went to the bathroom, the pain intensified. I felt as if someone was breaking my ribs slowly, snapping them in my agony. Then it felt as if my spine was snapping. I was sweating, crying, screaming. I reached for the wall and fell to the ground. I told rebecca to throw me my phone. I called my dad and Screamed "IM DYING THIS IS MY GOODBYE", i seriously thought something was taking my life. Never in my life had a felt a pain so intense. I looked around the room wondering when my angels were going to come take me to that big ol' place in the sky. My dad couldnt understand a word i was saying so i hung up on him and knew that i was on my own. I screamed blood murder at Rebecca, GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!!!!!! I crawled along the floor boards wondering why god was punishing me. I somehow made it to the car and we took off. We flew doing 75-80 on street roads, running red lights, i seriously was in so much pain i told her that i was going to die and i was telling londyn goodbye as well. When we got to the ER, i rushed in, scream at the nurse and was taken to the triage center. After being there ALL night and morning, they reazlized it was a kidney stone, they advised me the pain is worse then child birth, and that women have explanied that they have wanted to die during it. I never in ,y life had thought someone could feel pain like that, i honestly thought i was going to die. I always wondered how someone mus tbe so scared to die in a scary situation, but not i realize with pain so intense, its probabley a releif sometimes.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Dear Fans, Family, and Peasants...
omg omg omg, what a week. I had the most embarassing situation eveR! Well as you all know Rebecca, well she is a senior VP at Pier One (sales clerk), anyways, all her co workers had inquired about me. They had heard so much but yet knew so little. So i agree to make an appearance there yesterday. After going in, i was greeted with death stares and x ray vision it seeemed like. I started sweating and found the biggest damn pot to hide behind. After leaving the store, rebecca told me that they had seen me before, i was suprised and asked where in the world would they have seen me before at? She advised me that they were fans of my myspace. my jaw hit the ground after realizing i had jokingly put on my myspace that as my status i was wearing a red leather mini skirt on my page, and days earlier had put i work 6 inch heels to work. not to mention my blogs. No wonder they looked me up and down like a tranny on 1200 south and state street. I sunk into my seat and peeled out, sending gravel everywhere. These 6 inch heels wont be going near there anytime soon.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

RINGGGGGGGGG RINGGGGG RINGGGGGGGGGWell my my my, have i been suprised. Ever thought someone was ur best friend? and then woke up to reality? Well i have this week. let me fill you guys in. My sissy Lindsay, whom i love and adore has always been there, but damn that girl, lately she is nowhere to be found. I had breaking news stories for the last two weeks from perezhilton.com, despereate to share them with lindsay, even without those, i had news about londyn, myself, and my job, i called on lunch breaks, i called on dinner breaks, hell i called at two am. I called at seven i called at eight, i called when i was going to skate. But is just rang, rang, and rang. Shit i felt like the old bag in the mailbox movie. Into the second week of not hearing from her i called my mom, i go mother dear "where in the world is lindsay bean, i am worried sick, im about to get in my car and head to vegas", mother gail hen replied, "interesting, she has been calling me all day, in fact less then five mins ago i just talked to her, my blood started boiling and my ears ran red, i gently covered up my harsh wanting tone and said "thanks mother, im glad to hear she is still safe and sound", i hung the phone up, ran to the bedroom and picked up her picture, and screamed bloody murder "screw you, you *****" i calmed down, went to the telephone receiver and dialed lindsay, once again no reply. I said to myself, calm down, count to ten, i dialed once more, RINNNNNG RINNNNNNNNNNG RINNNNNNNNNNNG, one more ring till voicemail RINGGGGGGG, "Hello?", Lindsay answered. WHERE IN THE HELL have u been and why dont you answer your phone. Lindsay advised me she has been busy and the twilight series had taken over her life. I guess when ya have 3 kids to tend, and 4 kittie kennels, adn 5 new pups, you do get busy. "shit i was wondering if she was running a day care or a Petco". After we had an explosive fight, we kissed, and made up. I told her to strap the kitty kennels on her car and meet me in beaver, utah for a frosty. So this is just a little advice to you all, you mess with ty ty, and ill sick my bogger fans on ya! Love ya lins!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

have u ever had to deal with the worst disease eveR? omg, let me tell you about my battle with ocd. it started when i was ten, i use to have to check on everyone to make sure they were breathing, one night i was checking on my mom, i couldnt hear her so i leaned in closer and closer, she opened her eyes and screamed "******" theres a ghost", she immediatley wet to bed. and had to put on a depend. i said that i thought i heard her yelling my name to defend myself, she screamed and said at two am? At later years in my life it came worse and more self destructive. my latest battle with ocd keeps me up all night, some people have to check the door knobs, some check the oven, the devil has tormented me with wearing and tapping my high heels together 500 times each hour in the kitchen from five am to 10 am monday thru friday. and as the month goes on the heels have to get higher and higher and i have to say theres no place like home. when will this torment end?

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Hello one and all, my fans, and family...Just wanted to say a quick hello to everyone who has supported me. Working the Catwalk is hard, u have to strut, flex, and bend it. I will be in SLC this weekend, just a heads up to the paparazzi. Anyhoo, love ya all!