Countdown to Christmas - Gift suggestions for Andy Murray

Even friends and family of the rich and famous can have problems selecting gifts. So our team has been helping out with ideas gleaned from the many Christmas catalogues which have arrived at The Spoof office over the last few weeks.

This week the focus is on gifts for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray...

1. Thorntons Deluxe HamperIdeal for sharing with Team Murray - or perhaps not, for he has said he wants to put on a few more kilos...

2. Designer Waxed Jacket with matching dog's outfitHe may be embarrassed to be seen with wee Maggie in a little jumper; but there can be no complaints about these co-ordinated outfits when out for a walk on the Common.

A quick-acting gel that would go some way to prevent the occurrence of dodgy matches due to jetlag. Roger swears by it.

6. 'Saw' Interactive GameBased on the psychotic horror and suspense of the films. Time to get his own back on Jamie.

7. Personalised PedometerIndispenable for calculating how many miles he racks up on court. Must run Nadal a close second.

8. Coin Counting Money JarHe may be a high-earner, but he'll still know the wisdom of looking after the pennies. This jar not only saves loose change, but it also keeps a running total of how much is stashed.

9. Voice ChangerHe says he feels he has the most boring voice in Britain. So here's the gift which enables him to do something about it. This voice changer has ten different effects to change things up. Requires 1 x 9v battery.

10. Clan Murray tartan cushionA homely touch to accompany him on the Tour. And a reminder of the Clan Murray motto: "Furth, fortune and fill the fetters" - a blueprint for Grand Slam success if ever there was one.