A friend of mine called me recently because he was in hysterics and wanted to share the reason for the hysterics with me. It seems he had been at a meeting of some sort and a person who had a huge southern accent was talking. She uttered the phrase 'deep inside of me.'. Care to guess what it sounded like to my friend, keeping in mind that it was spoken with a big time southern accent? Yep, that's it...deep in sodomy.

It'd be funny if deep inside of her she wanted to keep a PED-File and discussed that fact. 'Deep in sodomy I want to keep a pedophile.'.

In a choral group some years ago, the conductor was teaching us to pronounce the "ch" in "dich" (German piece) like the "h" in "huge". So we repeated, over and over, "huge dich huge dich". A couple of us started laughing, and it spread across the room. The conductor, being somewhat absent-minded, took a while to figure out what was so funny.

Welcome to my whining!

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