]]>We’re back with another nerd-splatterin’ episode of Nerd Machine: Trailer Park Heroes. This time the gang brings out the big guns to help handle the onslaught of rage zombie Comic-Con nerds. Also effective: crossbows.

]]>http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/joel-david-moore-to-play-marijuana-nerd-in-oliver-stones-savages/feed/0David R. Ellis’s ‘Shark Movie’ Is Going To Bitehttp://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-r-elliss-shark-movie-is-going-to-bite/
http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-r-elliss-shark-movie-is-going-to-bite/#commentsWed, 24 Nov 2010 14:12:06 +0000http://www.screenjunkies.com/?p=9106Relativity Media has picked up Ellis's Shark Night 3D and re-monikered it with the much more catchy The Untitled David R. Ellis 3D Shark Thriller. TUDRE3DST just rolls right off the tongue.

Not one to be outdone by Piranha 3D, David R. Ellis is also dipping his toe into topless women getting devoured by an underwater menace film-making. Relativity Media has picked up Ellis’s Shark Night 3D and re-monikered it with the much more catchy The Untitled David R. Ellis 3D Shark Thriller. TUDRE3DST just rolls right off the tongue.

Ellis knows a thing or two about how important a title is, after directing Snakes On A Plane, so you can look forward to seeing some monkey-biting sharks in a Monday to Friday lake to release wide in 2011. The film stars Donal Logue, Joel David Moore, Katharine McPhee, and other people that I’m too lazy to list. I think one of the guys was on “The O.C.” or something. I just wish Ellis could have found a role for Heidi Montag. She really wanted this. (THR)

]]>http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/david-r-elliss-shark-movie-is-going-to-bite/feed/1david-r-ellis-sharkJason Biggs to Star in Monorail Movie Directed By Jake Gyllenhaal’s Daddyhttp://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/jason-biggs-to-star-in-monorail-movie-directed-by-jake-gyllenhaals-daddy/
http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/movie-news/jason-biggs-to-star-in-monorail-movie-directed-by-jake-gyllenhaals-daddy/#commentsWed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000 Jason Biggs, the ol' pie f*cker himself, is set to star in the film Grassroots alongside Joel David Moore, the guy who played Sigourney Weaver's lacky in Avatar. From SeattlePI: The film, directed and co-written by Stephen Gyllenhaal (Jake Gyllenhaal's daddy) is based on ex-Stranger writer Phil Campbell's book "Zioncheck for President." Grassroots retells Campbell's work with Grant Cogswell's quirky 2001 bid for Seattle City Council and support for the monorail expansion. In the past ten years, Stephen Gyllenhaal has directed a few TV episodes and movies here and there, but nothing of note. Unless you consider the "Uncharted Territory" episode of "Army Wives" something of note. The real question is, can he produce a monorail piece as prolific as this: I highly doubt it.

Jason Biggs, the ol’ pie f*cker himself, is set to star in the film Grassroots alongside Joel David Moore, the guy who played Sigourney Weaver’s lacky in Avatar. From SeattlePI:

The film, directed and co-written by Stephen Gyllenhaal (Jake Gyllenhaal’s daddy) is based on ex-Stranger writer Phil Campbell’s book "Zioncheck for President." Grassroots retells Campbell’s work with Grant Cogswell’s quirky 2001 bid for Seattle City Council and support for the monorail expansion.

In the past ten years, Stephen Gyllenhaal has directed a few TV episodes and movies here and there, but nothing of note. Unless you consider the "Uncharted Territory" episode of "Army Wives" something of note. The real question is, can he produce a monorail piece as prolific as this: