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Just an occasionally humble servant of the people. Who dabbles in the arts of dramatica and sarcastica. Deal with it. Comment on it. Have fun with it.Tue, 26 Sep 2017 21:39:22 +0000enhourly1http://wordpress.com/https://secure.gravatar.com/blavatar/b4566c02c8991ffac2ffde289d693a03?s=96&d=https%3A%2F%2Fs2.wp.com%2Fi%2Fbuttonw-com.pngCade the Beast of Buxhttps://cadethebeast.wordpress.com
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Ok. I don’t ACTUALLY hate anyone. But just a strong dislike. And considering what I’m probably going to deal with today. I think its appropriate.

Soooo…you know how for the most part I’m a calm driver. Well…I finally snapped. Jk. My hair looks a bit darker. Haha

]]>https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2013/08/23/you-know-what/feed/0cadethebeastScreenshot_2013-08-21-19-49-05.pngNothing says Romance like…https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2013/08/20/nothing-says-romance-like/
https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2013/08/20/nothing-says-romance-like/#respondTue, 20 Aug 2013 20:19:09 +0000http://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/?p=545Continue reading →]]>So I started writing something out the other day…like two nights ago, but wound up loosing the battle to sleep deprivation at my own hand and thus lost all the efforts I had put into the post. And it was lost forever. Oh well, It’s not like it was literary genius or whatever, cause hell knows I haven’t come up with anything like that.

Anyway, here I am fresh from work and was feeling sassy as pants could get until I sat down to write, which I started doing on my bed and that’s where I realized I went wrong. Writing on your bed, while at times I’m sure can work for some people doesn’t work on those of us who have been up since 4am this morning. I know this is about the time where you are starting to wonder where I am going with any of this random rambling I am doing and there is a point to it, I swear.
^^(how I imagine you look now)^^

So as a quick update I haven’t worked for longer then half hour periods with “he-who-shall-not-be-named” (hwsnbn)….which has been both fantastic and unproductive. Since now I’m not there to defend myself against things nor am I there to do the call-outs like I wanted to do. Which is kinda sad cause I was really looking forward to the bitch fight that would come of it. Ok, maybe not exactly cause I hate conflict for the most part. It just so happens that this one is just getting to the funny part now and I can’t help but be an evil bastard about it. 0:-D tee hee.

Hence, this weekend I came in just briefly to check my schedule for the week and was of course, oblivious to the sudden increase in heart rate that it produced in a certain someone, Mostly cause yes….I don’t care. Does that make me an evil person? That I don’t care that someone has such an immeasurable crush that it sends them into panic attacks in the back room where they need to call out for water from one of the girls in front? Am I a cold hearted bastard for not giving attention where it’s being begged for at every turn and where at those turn they try and butt into every single conversation? Maybe yes. I think so. But at the same time, if this were me and I was in the reverse situation…I know I wouldn’t be THIS dramatic about it. I mean sure, I would be disappointed. But it’s definitely not worth wallowing every 5 mins for every look or statement that goes unspoken? Maybe I am taking this too far.

But then, he did say I was a meanie. I mean…those are pretty hurtful words. I’ve been called many things in my life…but a meanie. I mean…those of you who know me, know I would NEVERRRR be a meanie. -.-. ……ok shut up. I get it.

Ok now switching gears. I don’t think I’ve mentioned this but I’ve started working as a waiter for a little bistro on the weekends. Which, as you would imagine I went in thinking to expect a plethora of new stories to provide you. Unfortunately, since I got the job a few weeks ago nothing out of the ordinary has happened. Nothing except realizing how small of a town this town I live in is. I mean…did you ever see the Proposal? I think I’m going to slowly turn into that creepy mexican guy who worked at pretty much every place in town. Yeah. I mean, it’s only two places…but so far, there’s not a place I can go to within 45 miles that I probably won’t run into someone I know at some point.

Now some would say that makes me a creeper. I say no. It makes everyone else a creeper. It’s not my fault that where I go happens to be open for the rest of the public as well you know? I really do try and keep a low profile for the most part. I just get followed.

To finish off I’d like to say…nothing says romance like a bottle of Hpnotiq. Cause roses can just be confusing as hell. I mean…a dozen can be too much…and just one can be sweet, yet, it’s like…”now what?” That’s why boys giving boys flowers can be weird. Just saying. So when in doubt…get some booze…pop in a Blu-Ray or WoW….and just chill. Sounds much better. :-p There’s a story for that too….but it’ll have to wait.

]]>https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2013/08/20/nothing-says-romance-like/feed/0cadethebeasttumblr_mnh56ai9GM1rz0rwco1_500BWAHAHHAwell...ya know...Much to do with nothing…wait…https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2013/08/11/much-to-do-with-nothing-wait/
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Ok maybe not….

No but seriously. Things at work have gone all sorts of everywhere since my last post…which apparently has been about…200 something days ago. I know…there’s pretty much no real excuse. It’s not really that work has been terribly busy. It’s just that my life has stopped being so crazy…and then there were moments when I’m like…”Oh that would make a good post.”…but by the time I get home I completely forget about it or I get distracted by something shiney…or glowy…or yummy…or pretty much anything.

But I digress. Imagine that.

Anyway. So because we recently had a mass exodus from our particular store…we pretty much had to hire people in mass. Which you know…is always the best idea to do since it promises to bring the best results.

Yeah this is probably true and all….but it doesn’t help that some( ONE ) of the new people (ONE PERSON)…has got more attitude and drama then Tyra Banks…bless her heart. And has or did…claim that I was ALREADY his boyfriend to his fellow new hires. Ummmmm…..excuse me?

Yeah….ummmm….no. Normally one would have to actually know more then your name I would guess to be in that sort of relationship status. And since we’ve never spent more then a typical customer/barista length amount of time together any one given day out of maybe…a 4 month period. I would venture to say…I…DON’T….KNOW….YOU. The end

So aside from these lies…there have been about 42,234,364,453.3 other lies we’re noticing that he’s told in order to make himself seem like an awesome/human/legit/ person thing. But no…now that we are catching on to these plethoric amount of lies you be telling. I’m going to venture to say that anything that comes out of your mouth…will probably be false. Yeah. Sorry.

ok….sorry I’m not sorry.

There’s been more drama this particular person has created, but since I’m SUCH a good person as good as the idea was to vent all my frustrations out on you people of the world, I think it feels rather petty now that I’m actually putting effort into typing it. You know? Which then leads me to question, if there is someone you work with…that is creating ALLLLL the drama…and you KNOW…has been lying about things in general conversation (not to mention has been doing all he can to win his way into your pants…which aint no way in the seven levels of hell that’s gonna happen)…what do you do about it? Do you call him out the next time he comes up with some incredulous story?

or do you just ignore the cries for attention and hope that maybe he’ll get the message and learn to just…be himself without the lies and deceit and crap?

What do you think?

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https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2013/08/09/no-seriously-im-not-dead/#respondFri, 09 Aug 2013 03:49:03 +0000http://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/?p=534Continue reading →]]>So I’ts been a really long time. I know. Like a REALLY long time since I’ve been on here writing anything. And for the last couple of months I’ve been trying to make the time to come back and pick this back up again. But of course…one thing or another has distracted me. Imagine that…but on the for real. Now that I’ve made this post. Surely that means I’ll be back to make more snide remarks soon? Yeah…yeah there’s plenty I could talk about now that I think about it. Your only problem will be the fact that I’m now too tired to go into extreme detail. So I’ll tease you a bit (you know you like it). Coming up in the queue…A New Drama “queen” has arisen at my sweet lil cafe…also…a new thing about working as a waiter as I’ve started doing that as well…not too mention “things your mother says” which of course will be great. And I think the usual hawt sexualness I post as well. See you soon kittens.]]>https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2013/08/09/no-seriously-im-not-dead/feed/0cadethebeasttumblr_mbjmd2PcMP1qcgdishttps://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2013/04/27/526/
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Now before you think I’m just hating on this one guy for some dumb reason or another. That would be a no. I’m just taking this moment to write about something that annoys me that lots of people do, and I’m sure I’m not the only one.

What I mean here is that…when you are getting to know someone(I’ve never worked with this guy before), you don’t shoot down/dismiss their likes and dislikes because you have a difference of opinion.You also don’t try and make yourself sound like the shiznit because you have tastes of the majority of people. That doesn’t make you cooler. That doesn’t make you lame. You just like what most 5-12 year old boys and thus have the attention span of one. I get it. I’m sure he’s a great guy, I still enjoyed working with him cause he does make you laugh with his antics. However, when discussing movies or games, watch out. If you don’t like what he likes…be prepared for a few “really? that’s stupid.’s” “or whaaat? How can you not like that…everyone likes that.” FALSE. I did not. I do not. But that’s just my opinion.I’m not trying to preach the Holy Word of Aaron and force you to feel how I do. Yes. My tastes are different then yours. And?

The same can be said with other subjects in life…for boys and girls…in all areas of life, work, school, shopping, friends, family. If you don’t like it. It’s your right not to like it. If you think it’s the Bee’s knees(whatever the hell that means) then GO YOU! I’m with you all the way. It’s when when you criticize or constantly like to place their opinion as the golden standard that we should all strive to be as amazing as all get-out that I kinda tend to go…

I’m sorry. Maybe. I’m just being a bitch. Cause you know how often that happens. Hahahhabahahahahahha…no but seriously. I love when others offer their opinions. Cause to me it makes the world go around. I’m glad we don’t all love the color orange(I imagine an entire city looking like the inside of a Orange Cup yogurt place). I’m glad we all don’t like the same movie. Or all play call of duty and grand theft auto. I’m sure there are going to be some of you out there who disagree and think the world would be so much greater if we all played Black Ops. But I’m sorry. I’ve seen alot of games in my time. And eventually…people will get tired of the copy and paste of the Call of Duty series. Eventually. It’s a good game. With good graphics and some story mixed in. But. It’s just ONE type of game. And there are many many many out there that are never truly looked at cause they don’t follow the same basic standard recipe. I’m not saying those kind of shooter games are fun. I’m saying they aren’t for me. I’m not going to try and convince you to feel how I feel. I’m just stating it.

And that’s my point. People who try and tell you the way you feel is wrong just because they feel differently are annoying. I love them. But they need to just calm down with their fancy selves. I’m sure you meant well my friend, but I’m in no way gonna suddenly change my tastes, because what I like you find beneath your liking. Also…don’t ask me if my other job really does suck as much as you’ve heard, cause I love it…and don’t bash our products cause you are good with Folgers. -.- The best part of having your own opinion…is that if you are too much of a wimp to handle the real deal…then you can stick with substandard caffeinated swamp water. Cause…

It’s true about a lot of things I think. There are plenty of things I can think of that I would never put in my mouth…but I have a feeling that if I keep up that line of conversation it’s gonna go to a place that several of you will probably not want me to go down(dang it)…and those of you who do then…well…it’s too late and your already there.

No for real. I’ve just been really busy with works. Both of them. Opened up a new branch/division/thing of my second job at a local mall which was fun. Only…apparently they didn’t tell my boss from the original store that I was being transfered over there temporarily…and so now he’s asking me for my schedule to put me on now that all the holiday crazy is gonna start. And so now….I don’t know what to do. Whatever, I guess it’ll all get worked out. But two weeks of 60 hours or so of work and I have no idea how some people do that much work every week of their lives. It gets really crazy. But lets stick to the shambles of life yes?

For example tonight at work, and this may sound ridiculous(what else is new)…so the milk man who delivers our usual night order for the next day….he was a different guy then we usually see. Which of course as you can imagine you always hope for that one amazing sexy delivery guy. But no. Not this time. No….we get a creeper. -.-….EGADS….but it wasn’t the creeper mustache…no. Nor the oddly thinning hair…nope…nor the sunken eyes…nope. It was the smell. And before you start puking and gagging(that word has so many g’s)…it wasn’t a bad smell. But it was a soapy…clean smell. Which..you would THINK was a good thing right? Um. No. Not this time. I don’t know which brand of generic soap he uses…but it was so soapy that it LACKED a scent. Maybe that was it. It made my spidey sense tingle. I know I’m nit-picking here…but it’s true. He gave me bad juujuu. Plus…with stick legs and arms…it’s amazing he can handle the large deliveries we have. ……… Not but seriously….it was just weird. I know it doesn’t mean anything more then a hill of beans…which I’ve never understood that saying. But it was just weird how there are some smells on people that just…no…just don’t do it. Get some freakin lavender…maybe it was lavender that I was smelling. I dunno. Whatever it was…it was no bueno. And I hope I never see him again. and if I do…I hope I have some bad allergies that night or something so that I don’t have to get creeped out. I’m sure he was a nice guy at some point in his life….and maybe he is even decent now. He’s got a tough job. But i just don’t think he’s going to make then cut. Now…can we hire this guy instead?

But you know I’m sure deep down we’re all creepers in our own way. What kind of creepy things have you done?

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https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/ouch/#respondMon, 15 Oct 2012 19:46:30 +0000http://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/?p=495Continue reading →]]>I’m alive. Just when you thought the Hydra had lost it’s last head…well…that would never happen obviously…unless you had..(rambles in specifics for 5 minutes)…and then yeah…it’d be dead. But I digress. I deleted Facebook. I was spending wayyyyyy too much time being nosy and otherwise waiting for things to happen while staring at the screen…and doing nothing. I was neglecting my gaming. I was neglecting my writing. And I was neglecting you. While still managing to bathe thankfully. Anyway. I should be on here more. And instagram(aeoncade) for those of you with it can see me and my shenanigans on there. So yeah…here I am…back in the saddle again. So to speak.]]>https://cadethebeast.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/ouch/feed/0cadethebeasttumblr_li3xm9hQy41qcgdis