Before I go, in a last-ditch effort at self-promotion, I’ll link some of my columns, just for fun. One about a run-in I had with a liberal guy in a Capitol Hill bar and one about crab-fishing and crying. Thanks for indulging me.

And, lastly, I’ll offer some of my recommendations for summer, mostly because Kevin taught me to do these cool bullets (I know, I’m such an HTML amateur).