Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I recently saw The Prophet, starring Tahar Rahim...and I totally have a huge Colby crush on the actor now. The film is an awesome crime drama in which Rahim's character gets indoctrinated into the French mafia while in prison....and there's something about Rahim that is so hot.

If you haven't seen The Prophet yet, I definitely recommend it. It's still in theaters, I think!

Monday, March 29, 2010

Ugh, having trouble uploading some original photos today on blogger, so here's a great link to Michael Steele's breaking S&M story....more soon about Colby's thoughts about Michael's proclivities soon.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

There's a fun blog I like that did a really cool coverage of my Dominic Ford scene with Parker London. I like the coverage 'cause it uses all the hottest pics, inserts plenty of compliments and even references preferences about what to with my hair (someone's a blog fan). Check it out!

Friday, March 26, 2010

While in NYC, I had a chance to work with DominicFord.com and help out at the Black Party Expo, a precursor to the debauchery of the party itself. I ran into old friends and former scene partners, Alessio Romero, Zach Alexander and Sami, all of whom were looking quite sexy. There were also some fun perfomers and plenty of exciting exhibitors.

I've had a great weekend in NYC so far. I'm going to be posting a lot of images and stories from the trip, but I thought I'd start with my Friday night. As soon as I rolled into town, I met up with photographer, Greg Endries and fellow porn star, Johnny Hazzard. Both are very sexy and fun and we had a great time traipsing (yes, there was traipsing going on) around the West Village to some classic old gay bars, including what I'm told is the oldest in the city, Julius...oh and getting called "faggots" by frat boys who didn't know any better. We even saw an alley blow job...it was the Village like the history books remember it for me.

Oh, and of course there is more to the story about the hair on the ground, but I'll save that for later...

@ayyjuan rec'ed this super rad tumblr called "for the love of the beard" in response to all this hairy business...beards and facial hair sit well with dudes...and yet no one has forwarded a "hot guys with long hair blog"...have i become fabio and no one will tell me to my face?

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Some "friends of Colby" asked me to spend some more time developing a blog roll (and for a second I started wondering if some cheeky Sushi joint in Silicone Valley probably had such a thing on the menu. And then I remembered that there are tons of blogs that I like. So here's a link to another one of my favorites, Phallic Cymbals. It's kind of like the I SEE PENIS postings I've been doing TIMES 1,000!!! Enjoy.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Having sported a few mustaches myself, I've decided to start a new series on the blog featuring hot mistachioed men. There's just something about that adjective and it's phonetic relationship to pistachio that makes me hungry and horny at the same time. The first featured hunk is my friend, Jan who I'm excited to working with in a scene next month for Ray Dragon. He sent along some hot new pics of himself today that got me VERY excited for our scene. So sexy...

*Editorial Note: I got so excited about the mustachioed/pistachio rhyming scheme that I totally forgot how to spell mustache!!! Oops!

Rather than even discussing the "pussy wagon" video that millions have already seen, I thought I'd post a "friend of Colby" list of the best re-imainings of the video for Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce "Telephone." Thanks to Markus in NYC for curating such a great selection!

After I got all riled up the other day by the cute Civil War boy, I remembered this cool Civil War Cock photo by Greg Endries, a very cool photographer who works in and out and in and out and all the way back in....of the porn world. We're actually going to meet this Friday while I'm in NYC for the weekend.

Though this entry didn't arrive in time to be included in the Art for Porn Contest, I thought I would post it 'cause I like it so much. It's from an L.A.-based designer/illustrator, Ian O'Phelan. Thanks for twittering it first, Ian!

It took us a bit to get this final entry up because it was in a different medium. Apologies and thanks to the entrant, Ben from England who uploaded his entries, two videos of himself jerking to Colby Keller porn. I have to say it's quite hot, and original and I originally watched both videos side by side (which I recommend you do by moving a couple browsers around next to each other).

Remember to vote with your comments or to bigshoediaries@gmail.com .... I'll be compiling all the Art for Porn Contest Entry links into a single post later today.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

So, in addition to stepping over vomit (I'm going to mention this ad nasuem ;) leftover from Patty's Day revelers, I also watched the local St. Patrick's Day Parade. Here are some of the best pics from the afternoon:

I think one of the "Irish" Civil War reenacters was staring at me. Colby recognition??? Or he was mad that I wasn't wearing any green?

The straight dude with the ill-fitting kilt kept feeling his silky smooth legs that he must have shaved just for the parade!!!

Irish beer #3.5 kicks in...

Mummers from Philly....

My favorite part of the parade...Irish hounds...they are such handsome animals.

It's the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day, which in any city with a sizable Irish population or at least one Irish bar, means that we spend the day stepping over vomit and still-passed-out revelers of the Pre-St. Patrick's Saturday Night and accidently run into St. Patrick's Day street parades with the same amount of tact and force as the weather in March. So, to keep your spirits spirited, I thought I'd post one of my favorite older videos directed by Guy Maddin in 1995, Sissy Boy Slap Party. This thing still makes me laugh like I just saw another screen printed kilt.

Friday, March 12, 2010

The Sword, which I love, called me a thick-bodied twink-fucker with an art collective fan base. Love it! Check out the post, which is a pretty comprehensive compilation of the Art for Porn Contest entries (except one FINAL video that I'm trying to figure out how to post and then we'll close voting). Anyway, it's a cute reference...

A new scene has posted at Dominic Ford - go check it out! It's a fun scene where I bottom with the sexy Parker London. It was a fun scene and so Porn 2.0 as people were able to tweet in their requests for what we were going to do each other. Did you miss this??? Well, you should be following @colbykeller on Twitter

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Oh hey...that's me. Check out the fun solo shoot I did for Real Guys Exposed while I was out in Los Angeles last week. The guys are so great and I really enjoyed this shoot. It's kind of eery watching it compared to other porn...it's sort of like going on a virtual date with myself...had to turn it off, but perhaps you guys will like going on a virtual date with me more than I do. ;)

SPOILER ALERT: THIS POST WILL HAVE INFORMATION ABOUT THE FINAL EPISODE OF BIG LOVE SEASON 4!

As many of you know, I'm completely in love with the HBO series Big Love. It's a wild romp into the world of a typical suburban Utah family....that happens to be a polygamous mormon family, attempting to normalize their religious beliefs and family structure as best they can, while trying their best to avoid/ignore/improve the crazy polygamous compounds where some of them came from.

One of the things I love about the show is the interaction between the primary sister wives. The actresses in those roles (Chloe Sevigny - can anyone say Gummo?, Jeanne Tripplehorn & Ginnifer Goodwin) so completely embody their characters and true sense of Mormon-ness that I grew up around in suburban Texas. I love too how it affects my own perception of my actions/behaviors within family units and structures. For example, I'll do something that I tell myself is so "first wife" or so "second wife" and it just makes me laugh about how quickly my mind wants to re-categorize actions and behaviors based on the new model before me. The show is probably doing more for the advancement of queer theory and bringing awareness to the constraints of gender binaries than a thousand pages of Judith Butler...and it's so much more EXCITING!!!

And the show is basically about homosexuality, in as much as it's about otherness and coming out of the closet. I recommend to anyone who needs a powerful coming out narrative to catch up on Seasons 1-3 on Netflix and get some HBO ON Demand to plow through Season 4 for one of the most brazen coming out plotlines I've ever seen on television. As much as Another Gay Movie wanted Queer as Folk to eat its heart out with the silly sex scenes, Big Love did it with an over the top "I'm Here and I'm Queer" moment in the final episode of Season IV. It's breath-taking. Go polygamous Mormons (just do us all a favor and find those Cubic Zirconium tablets that make ya'll a-okay with homosexuality).

So I found this blog link to list of "Types of Bitches" that was found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a Charter School in Washington, D.C. On the blog link, it was met with mixed response by most of the readers. Some found it depressing; others deeply comical.

I, however, think it's an expression of early genius like that of Dorothy Parker or Fran Lebowitz. See for yourself...I think most of the people reading this blog are #59 and I'm definitely #88, but I'd die if someone called me #85. Damn!!!

Monday, March 8, 2010

Happy Monday! I've been a little busy and haven't posted much since my trip to LA, but have lots of great things to share: photos, stories, jokes and more. First, here is my final post about winter. I think it's fitting. I'm as over winter as I am American prudishness. A family was ordered to cover up their awesome snow sculpture because someone complained.

Really? You're upset because you live next to people who are creative enough to reconstruct Venus de Milo out of snow in the yard next to you? I mean, now you don't even have to drag your lazy ass to the museum. How about writing your Senator about violence on TV? Oh man...what's really sad is how tacky the statue looks once it's covered up. A shame...even in Jersey! ;)

So apparently, my signature look is more like a print in a series of 5... I got the following message from a fan in Kansas City, Missouri, which hosts one of my favorite museums. The Nelson-Atkins is beautiful (especially with their new modernist buildings complimenting the old Neo-Classical buildings...and so green with the lawns...ah the midwest), and has an AMAZING collection of Asian Art.

Oh wait...I got distracted by art. Ok, so Randal has a question about a potential Colby Keller doppelganger for any devoted Colby Keller fans out there...can anyone help him out? I am 99% certain it wasn't me, but who is this Colby Doppelganger??? HELP!!!

Dear Colby,

I bought Barnstorm from Titan, and there is a bonus scene on that DVD which is from Joe Gage's Sex Files #3: Kegger Frat Party. Are you in that film, wearing a shirt with the word "DEXTER" on it? The guy looks a lot like you physically, but the face only looks like you from certain angles.

He and two other guys are ordered by the coach to jack off on a desk. The cum shot definitely looks like yours. Please let me know -- I've checked every site I can find with a cast list for this movie, and you're not credited as "Colby Keller".

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

If you've been following the blog, you may have seen this on the interview with Portis Wasp. It was one of the first entries and I thought it was fitting to have something from the blog identified in the interview. This comes from reader, Greg.

Reader, Charles submitted a photo of the magnet he made of J.Bone's winning entry and I wanted to share. This is one of the things I liked about J. Bone's entry to the blog...a very versatile piece that can go to the next level of recreation/reuse.

Monday, March 1, 2010

As I may have mentioned, it was REALLY DIFFICULT for me to pick my three favorites from this awesome group of entries, but art is about discipline and practice and I had to stick to the parameters I'd set for myslef.

Here is another creative entry. It's a COLBY logo, submitted by reader, Charles...the penis in the "O" really does bare a resemblance.

So, I'm in LA filming a couple of scenes, one of which was for a very a cool site called Real Guys Exposed. I'll repost once the video is up but here's link to the blog and a photo from the day's work.