Ok boys, LISTEN UP, there are fewer of you then there women on the first floor of the school, that means if there a line up for the ladies room, I'm using the men's room, and well, here are a few tips...

You guys seem to have a “lack of accuracy” and your “aim” is off. Either lift the damn seat, or wipe the dribbles off the seat, pick one. (if you choose to lift the seat, please put it down when you are done.

Toilet paper and soap are two of the most used items in the washroom. One should only use as much toilet towels as one needs and then ensure that it is properly deposited into the garbage can, not dropped on the floor. Talking of soap, try letting the tap run for 2-5 seconds extra so that your soap bubbles actually go down the drain.

If you find that basic toilet necessities like paper paper and soap are finished, it is now your duty to inform the correct people. They will ensure supplies are immediately provided so the next person will not be left high and undry.

NEVER forget to flush the toilet after the use; I am not interested in what you ate for lunch.

One more thing... the washroom does have a fan, its that switch right next to the one that turns on the light, try using it once in a while.

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Ha! That is so darn funny! Strangely, a couple of those are really needed in a muti-cultural society... The first time I spent time in Asia, I'm sure I was just as confused in the bathroom as some of them are here.

So cool to find your blog--I see you're a Newfoundland-er! My historical fiction novel is about Gudrid, the Viking woman who had the first European baby born in North America (probably in Newfoundland!). I've queried some Canadian agents. Anyway, someday I LONG to visit L'Anse Aux Meadows. Nice to find you through the blogfest!

I love that sign! My sister, who lives in China, tells me that there really are, and need to be, signs indicating that one must sit on the toilet rather than squatting above it, simply because "squatty potties" have been so dominant there for so long. Hilarious post, and sage advice.

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