The only things women hate more than being marginalized by the patriarchy are each other. The most colorful slut shaming comes from self-flagellating prostitutes with a thing or two to say about cum bucket Ashley or whoever. I heard she blew her abortion doctor.

The unfolding of the events in the low rent Mexican resort hosting the production of Bachelor in Paradise is like the Manchester bombing information coming out, only much slower, and not even close to as important. Sketchy details are emerging on multiple sides of the pool drunk rape equation.