I'm the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees!

Dan: I was trying to use Jonah for intelligence. / Selina: That's like trying to use a croissant as a fucking dildo. No, no, let me be more clear, it doesn't do the job and it makes a fucking mess. Get out of my office.