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How do you make a game? Well the last thing you should do, is start with the soundtrack. Which I did. The game is called Land of The Elves and I already have most of the first level written. But here’s the hard part.

Coding.

Getting Everything To Work.

Coming Up With A Name

Soundtrack

I would copy and paste the story here from my phone, but for the first time in forever i’m on a computer, so yea. I’ll just give you a sneak peek. Two brothers discover a place under their bed’s during a bad storm, because an Elf crawls outta there..

Yea. That’s the small first level story. I think I might have one brother kidnapped by elves halfway through to give the main character something to do. Also, all the pixel drawn people that Brendan and Saoirse made look weeeeeeeeeeeeird. I could use some help with how to actually transfer this into video game form, so if anyone knows any famous RPG maker people who work for free, tell me lol. Wait.. Brendan is flipping out demanding I remove that weeeeeeeeeeeeeeird sentence. Nope. It’s weird in a good way Brendan..

Like, how do I create a game with easy-to-use controls, a beautiful landscape, interesting and new characters, a quest that doesn’t get old after 20 minutes, and a good story, without knowing how to code, or, in that section, knowing anything about creating video games. Now i’m being cut off by my mom, who is saying I’ve been on the laptop for hours. Which isn’t true, but you have to pay attention to your parents cause they feed you..

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Ok, so the number one thing you must have if you ever want to win any war ever, it the complete and total participation of the top 70% of your war map. (Ex. 10 Person War = Top 7 use attacks)

Of course you’ll always want everyone to attack, but your good if you can get that 70%. So, now your thinking, all right, I have my participating members, now what do I do?

After you can make sure everyone can attack, make sure everyone knows how to attack. Make sure everyone follows the war plan and the attack for their TH level. Your plans should look something like this:

TH 6: Giant-Healer

TH 7: GiWiArch (Giants wizards archers) Dragons

TH 8: GoWiPe, GoHo, Hogs, Dragons, GiWiPe, GoVaLo

TH 9: Lavaloonion, GoWiPe, GoVaHo

TH 10+: GoValk, GoWiPe, Lavaloonion

So long as your people usually use these attacks when warring, they should win, if ya don’t know how to use an attack you see, look it up on YouTube, or wait till I finish my “How To Attack” guide.

Ok, so now your going, my people are using these attacks, but were still losing! Now here is your solution:

STRATEGY!!

If you don’t use strategy, and your team attacks whoever they want, then you will lose. Here are a couple commonly used strategies:

Attack Your Number Then Clean Up: This seems like it would work everytime, but it doesn’t. There will be cases when your number is too hard and you will fail your clan and then you’ll try to clean-up, but all of them can be too hard as well!

Attack With Common Sense: This is commonly seen in clan descriptions but the problem with this one is that it has no structure. Common sense can direct someone to attack higher if they think they can take it, but they actually cannot. People often just attack whoever they want when they use this strategy, and it results in a loss most times.

First Attack 3-Star, Second Attack Clean Up: In my eyes, this is the best strategy a clan can use, as it lowers morale for the other clan if all your first attacks are down and three stars. Once they get their definite three star done, they look at the replays of the people who didn’t get three stars, and figure out how to disarm it with a different attack. Here’s an example:

First Attacker: GoWiPe, finds all the giant bombs and finds the clan castle troops and how to lure, but can’t do it.

Second Attacker: GoHo, triggers giant bombs while luring the clan castle, and destroys the troops and three stars easily since they have inside knowledge.

Ok, now your starting to win a few wars, but your up against a mismatched clan now, what do you do?
Whenever Polar Cheese gets matched up against a much better clan, I make sure to get most of my clan members on at the start of the war and get them all to attack at once. Think of the havoc it will cause on the other side, if they wake up to a score of 0-27, in your favor. This lowers morale and will make most of the members on the other side want to give up, and if they don’t they won’t try as hard because they think they are going to lose the war anyways.

This has been DumCheese’s guide on destroying the other clan in war, 29-0! Thank youuuuu!

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Took me long enough to gather the energy to get out of the quick posts and actually write a review. I have been lazy for a while. All though myself I liked my Legendary stories about beating the teacher and raising a grade almost 30 points.

Anyway, were not here to read me talk about old posts, were here to read a review.

I got this game around November I think. That was back when I had, shudder, wifi, so I wasn’t playing it at all pretty much compared to Clash of Clans or talking to my friends. In the start of the game you learn that you are the Overseer of this vault, the goal is to grow it until, well I haven’t gotten that far. You start off with a couple Dwellers (People), and you can assign them to rooms to produce Water, Food, or Power for the rooms. You have to have a minimum of each resource or else people can die of starvation or dehydration and the rooms stop doing stuff if there’s not enough power.

By the way, once the Nuclear Apocalypse happened, money was abandoned and was replace by Soda Bottle caps..

More Dwellers will come in from the wasteland after time. (Did I mention this is set in the world of Fallout 4?) Its actually quite a big game and if your not careful you could get addicted. Luckily I’m careful. There ends up to be lots of other stuff like these robots that collect stuff for you, and if you put a male and a female together in the Living Quarters they reproduce and give you another Dweller.

Some Dwellers are special in their skills. You can tell their highest skill by looking at the little bar graph once you click on em. There are rooms you can build once your higher level that can train skills. The skills directly influence how they work in production rooms. Perception helps Water producing rooms, Agility helps food, and Strength helps power.

There are also raiders that can invade your vault and plunder your riches. To stop them from coming you’ll need weapons right? You can get weapons from these little grab bags called Lunchboxes that you can buy or earn. I earn mine. You can also send Dwellers into the Wasteland to gather weapons, clothes, and caps.

You can download this on the App Store and the other stores that I don’t know the name of.

By the way I don’t own this game or the picture, but I do own the review 😀

There’s way to much for me to cover in one post, and you probably didn’t read to all the way down here anyway. If you read all the way to the bottom say so in the comments so I know who my true friends are *stares ominously at you* AHAHAHA Just kidding anyone who leaves a like or comment or goes to the page to view other posts thank you for reading this review!