Sorry, had to boast somewhere.

So I was hired as an administration assistant for an engineering company. On the second day, they realised that they don't need an admin so much as they need an engineer assistant- which I am not qualified for. I lost the job on the spot.
Today an employee I used to work casually for called me and offered me a permanent position. I jumped at the chance. Not only is the pay substantially better but there's so much room to grow and so many possibilities.