WHY I'M MAD MY PARENTS DIDN'T ASK ME IF I WANTED TO BE BIRTHED

I imagine I was just floating along, chilling before I was viscously ripped from my cloud home and inserted into the young baby that was me

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I've got responsibilities now

The world thrusts all these adult things on me WHEN I DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR THEM

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I went through a brief Twilight faze

Not only did my parents not consult my birth with me, they had me at the perfect time for my Twilight obsession to blossom in 6th grade. They couldn't have had me a few years earlier or later to avoid that embarrassing time in my life?

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I once dunked and ate several Oreos in milk before realized the milk was expired