Inanimate Objects R Us (with bonus body parts... that sounds way more disturbing than it should)

mood: tired

After recently reading Off the Wall by sonadorita (in which the guys get turned into walls, McShep) I started to miss all the awesome, often crack-filled fics in which some or all of the team are either turned into inanimate objects, or AUs in which they just are those.

I know I listed mostly comic or pic-fics, but pure text stories are also more than wanted (these were just easier for me to track down at a short notice).

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As a bonus, if anyone knows any guys/team-as-body-parts stories other than Puppetry of the Person by soraya2004 (in which, sometimes, John and Rodney can be dicks; McShep) I'd appreciate those as well.

*nods understandingly* And we will keep her supplied in dried frog pills, was it? until the very end, and beyond. Thanks for reminder; the love of a pea and ketchup is the most epic OTP of all, of course.