Don't worry, dude, a lot of woodsballers are iguanadons and hadrosaurs and gay crap like that, but you are probably a triceratops with big freakin' horns all over and a neck shield and everything. Those tournament guys/ t-rexes are probably jealous, and if they come to eat a member of your herd, you can gore them with the giant horns above your eye or a ghillie suit, or whatever.
-- gyroscope