Here it is: The song that made Olivia Munn reveal that she marinates her ta-tas.

This parody of Nena's 1980s classic "99 Luftballons" was the first contribution to the Funny Music Project by musician/singer Robert Lund and lyricist M. Spaff Sumsion, and it remains one of their - and the FuMP's - most popular songs.

The inimitable Dr. Demento has made "Boobs" one of his show's most-played songs of recent years. It's on his 2008 fan club CD, and listener requests helped place the song at #3 in his Funny 25 both in 2007 and 2008. One guy's math puts it among the doc's top 50 songs of all time. The lyrics, meanwhile, are the most visited of Amiright's 70,000 parody lyrics pages.

Mainstream DJs have also cozied up to "Boobs"; it has appeared on numerous radio shows, and WPLR's Chaz and AJ even invited Spaff onto their morning show for an erudite discussion of "Boobs" and boobs. Australian DJs The Social Twits went a couple of bases further, interviewing Robert and Spaff on their syndicated show and coercing them to record an "Augmented Version" - padded out with two more verses of euphemisms gleaned from listener contributions.

The song has generated dozens of DIY videos. One adult site has a version that has tallied almost nine million views. A less-explicit (and the most popular) version has racked up (heh heh) over six million views (and "Immortal" status) on Funny or Die, nearly four million on YouTube (despite requiring age verification), over a million on Break.com, and countless more elsewhere, and Attack of the Show (with the aforementioned Ms. Munn) named it one of the Top Five Things on the Web.

Great song!! Definately not safe for work (good thing we all have headphones instead of speakers there :)

2007-04-17

Alchav

Ô.ô

2007-04-17

Peach

Really funny!

2007-04-17

MarlinsGirl

great song! nice job, Spaff and Robert.

2007-04-17

garnsr

Ugh

2007-04-17

madmanOTL

mmmmmmmm, boobs

2007-04-17

DPratter

Great creation, though I haven't heard most of those. You know, it's a funny coincidence, because just the other night I rented the movie "Breast Men" starring David Schwimmer and Chris Cooper, based on a true story about implants. The ones I've heard most are as follows:
tits/titties
jugs
hooters
cans
rack
melons
knockers
boobs/boobies (OF COURSE!)

2007-04-17

peterfump9

LOL...Welcome to the FuMP, Spaff!

2007-04-18

Spaff.com

Hey, thanks, y'all, for listening and commenting. I've been watching the FuMP from a legally mandated distance since January, but I've gotta tell you that it's considerably more fun to say SCREW THE RESTRAINING ORDER and plunge right in. And for those who leave monosyllabic criticisms: Watch out or I'll reveal the contents of your trash.

2007-04-19

jimmyknocker

This is the song that finally convinced me to register. Well, that and when it was addressed to DevoSpice that I didn't register for this site he was like, "And why the hell not? :)"
(sorry, Tom)

2007-04-19

garnsr

I think my trash is reasonably innocent.

2007-04-30

darkNES

This one is so good.

2007-05-22

peterfump9

What about 'golden bozos'? ;-)

2007-06-24

djseamus

Have you sent this song to the nationally-syndicated morning radio program "The Bob and Tom Show"? (bobandtom.com). They tend to talk about boobs alot and they'd probably get a kick out of this.

2007-06-27

Peach

Well done :)

2007-09-18

NakedBrainStudios

I JUST LOVE SPAFF & LUND!!!!!!!

2007-10-28

TimRyan

Hey guys,
You got this song on WCSX, classic rock, Detroit, as a feature with JJ and Lynne, complete with a link back to here.
-Tim

2007-11-15

serigrly101

coooooool song

2008-01-12

Dan Saul Knight

Loved this so much I just had to make a video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvRXnV0fxWY

2008-06-19

alfalfa140

man this song is just perfect! i can't get it out of my head!

2010-02-12

forestofthedead

Genius.

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