Michael Phelps Still Smokin’ And Now Having Threesomes

Total Pro Sports – Michael Phelps is back in the news. He’s still smokin’ pot, but now he has some more things to add to his repertoire. This is all true, assuming we believe what strippers from Baltimore tell us as they take off some of their clothes.

In an interview with Theresa White, who works as a dancer at a Baltimore strip club, Michael Phelps went to her bar one night in November of 2008, took her and some of her friends home, played beer pong with them, and eventually had a threesome (his first) with her and one of the other dancers.

Among the other things Theresa uncovered about the record breaking American swimmer are the following:

He is a lousy tipper. Guess life as a swimmer is getting hit hard by the economy as well.

He chews tobacco and has plastic bottles all around his house to spit in.

He has been smoking weed since the Olympics and continues to do so.

He is afraid of cell phones. No surprise there.

Phelps has several girls at his disposal ready for sex.

Drinking makes him cry a lot.

He gambles excessively and wants to be a poker champion.

and, He’s a momma’s boy, but there’s nothing wrong with showing a little love for you mothers (oh yeah. Happy Mothers Day Mom!!!)

So what this will do to Phelps’ endorsement deals is anyone’s guess, but if we know his public relations people, it is likely they will simply point to Theresa’s occupation and say “who’s gonna believe a stripper?” Unfortunate, seeing how many of these woman are probably smarter than most as they pay their way through university, but why not stick with what works anyways.