Morning Links

Albert Einstein gave Marie Curie advice on how to deal with trolls in newly discovered letters [Vox]
As if you needed another reason to be afraid of flying: potential midair collisions with toy drones. [BBC]
The latest Frankenfood battling the battle to end obesity: Dorito-covered, stuffed crust pizza. Mmmm… [LA Times]
More NFL players protest on the field - this time wearing "I Can't Breathe" shirts for Eric Garner [The Guardian]
The "father of video games," Ralph Baer, has died at 92. [The Verge]
You can grow your very own James Franco, thanks to this super weird "Saturday Night Live" sketch. [SNL]

We are thankful that this girl (above) doesn't understand how turkeys are born. [Nerissa Hawkinson]
Obama's daughters appeared less than enthused about the annual turkey pardon, and one GOP staffer publicly shamed them for it. [Gawker]
This guy covered his roommate's entire bedroom in tin foil while he was away for the holiday. Because that's what (sociopathic) friends do. [TheTrubadour44]Less people shopped Black Friday this year, but that didn't stop them from tearing each other apart for TVs [The Street Fights]
Amid the Thanksgiving travel chaos, US Airways determined that pigs can't fly [CNN]
Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley mysteriously claims the band was "screwed over" by Macy's at this year's parade. But it was actually Gene Simmons' tongue that didn't get the air time it deserved. [Rolling Stone]

Washington DC and Oregon Are So High Right Now [NYT]
Republicans Take Over the Senate, So NY Post "Stripped" Obama [Mediaite]
If You Are Going to Tweet a Pic of Yourself Voting, Make Sure There are No Buttcracks in the Shot First [USA Today]
Jon Stewart Joked About Not Voting, Upset Internet [Deadline]
Tom Brokaw's Phone Went Off During His Brodcast, and He Took the Call [Today]
Stephen Colbert Summoned the Devil in His Last Election Coverage Episode [Salon]

<li><a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/06/hillary-wears-funky-glasses-to-swearing-in.html" target="_blank">Better:</a> Hillary Clinton, with age</li>
<li><a href="http://shortformblog.com/post/25626850729/twitter-cascading-bug" target="_blank">Denied:</a> That a hacker was behind yesterday's outage, by Twitter</li>
<li><a href="http://moneyland.time.com/2012/06/22/3-gas-here-we-come/" target="_blank">Falling:</a> Gas prices, all over the country -- finally</li>
<li><a href="http://perezhilton.com/2012-06-22-nick-stahl-wife-stops-looking-for-him#.T-SSOLVYuz4" target="_blank">Called Off:</a> The search for missing actor Nick Stahl</li>
<li><a href="http://theweek.com/article/index/229670/6-reasons-ann-curry-failed-as-todays-co-host" target="_blank">Booted:</a> Ann Curry, from the <em>Today</em> show</li>
<li><a href="http://www.slashfilm.com/reese-witherspoon-commercial-director-bryan-buckley-board-men-mars-women-venus/" target="_blank">Tapped:</a> Reese Witherspoon, to star in a film version of <em>Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus</em></li>