The bigwigs at KFC recently discovered a long-lost manuscript by Colonel Sanders, the highest-ranking military man in the fast food universe. It's his life story stitched together with his favorite recipes for things like pies, casseroles, sauces, and just about everything else. And it's going to be available for free on the internet!

The fast-food chain plans to put the whole manuscript online for the starving public so they can figure out new and interesting ways to give themselves heart disease. As for the Col's most famous recipe, the "Original Recipe" of his chicken, that isn't in the manuscript. That's OK, I like Popeye's better anyway.