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Re: Tell a joke

Here's a blonde joke too:

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her."How can I get to the other side of the river?" she shouts loudly.The other blonde replied "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!"

Re: Tell a joke

Blonde joke time!!!11one

A blonde walks into a store and tries to buy a TV. The salesman refuses, telling her that they don't sell TVs to blondes. Offended, she goes home and dyes her hair black, then comes back the next day and tries again. The salesman refuses again, telling her they don't sell TVs to blondes. The blonde goes out and buys a big hat to cover her hair, then comes back the next day and tries again. The salesman still refuses, telling her they don't sell TVs to blondes. In a move of desperation, the blonde shaves her head, puts on the hat, and goes back to the store to try and buy that TV. When the salesman once more refuses, she yells "Look, I dyed my hair, I'm wearing a big hat, AND I shaved my hair! How can you tell I'm a blonde, huh?!". The salesman replies "Well, first of all, that's not a TV. That's a microwave."