The peculiar logic of awards season requires all would-be Oscar winners to prove their Kodak Theater-worthiness by delivering a series of increasingly tasteful, humble, entertaining, and moving speeches over the course of several dozen black-tie events. So while you may think the Golden Globes victories are meaningless for the movie stars involved, there's actually quite a bit of pressure on the Academy Awards frontrunners not to do anything to disqualify themselves. With that in mind, Moviefone rated their speeches on a scale of 1 (shot themselves in the foot) to 10 (made Academy members literally drool).