Description: SCP-XXXX is a plain, white piece of paper, measuring approximately 8.5 by 11.0 inches in length. The paper itself has no anomalous properties, except a slightly higher resistance to liquids than paper of the same type. Its anomalous properties manifest when a subject gets a paper cut by the object. Approximately 2 minutes after, the cut will start to leak lemonade.1 The effect will last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours.2 Almost all test subjects have described it as "One of the worst pains they have ever felt" and some even try [REDACTED].

SCP-XXXX was recovered from an abandoned warehouse located in █████, Massachusetts. It was located on a table with multiple non-anomalous papers beside it. Next to it was a note a read the following:

Footnotes

1. Chemical analysis has revealed that it is identical to ████████ brand lemonade.