Anyone else rip their entire nail on their finger…. off? (OK, it wasn’t the entire nail, but like half and that’s still gross).

Anyone else ever walk into a toilet cubicle and it stinks but you can’t turn back because the queue is really long. And then when you come out you make a comment like; “Man it’s bad in there!” Just to emphasise that it wasn’t you who made the smell so the next person who walks in afterwards doesn’t think it’s you and run back to all her friends to tell them while she points and laughs.

Ladies & boys… I bring a little sizzle for the both of you today. And by little I mean huge.

I’m not entirely sure I need to give an explanation for either of them. Lets just take a minute together…

Ryan Reynolds & Scarlett Johansson – what a vibe

RyRy (he lets me call him that) is not only mind-blowingly hot, he’s also “one of the funniest guys I’ve ever met… he’s phenomenal” – this according to Hugh Jackman, one of Scarlett’s co-stars in The Prestige. I’m sorry, but this right here is a god among men.

Do I even need to try and convince you that Scarlet is the sauciest minx right now? Can we all agree they’re most positively the hottest married couple alive right now?