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Lucy Bennett Quotes

Denise [to Lucy after she yells at a cadaver]: Hey stop being weird, I'm trying to be my sandwich around some corpses.Lucy: Why are you eating your lunch in here?Denise: Why are you yelling at a dead guy? See, we all have a lot of questions.

Lucy: They say that by the end of yoru first semester of med school, it's obvious what kind of doctor you'll become.Cox: Him?Turk: Who? Trang?Cox: Small hands, great with the ladies? OB/GYN.Turk: More like a shopping mall pretzel vendor.

Lucy: Drew, you're our leader, let's get this going.Drew: Get what going? I rarely listen to you people.Cole: Seriously Big D, if I fail out of here I have to go to med school in the Caribbean. Dude, I don't speak Caribbesian, so tell us what to do!

Drew: You haven't done any cutting on the cadaver yet.Lucy: I can't wait to get in there.Cole: Hells yeah. My woman's gonna go all Edward Scissorhands on his ass. I'm making a hedge.Drew: Is he really good in bed?Lucy: He'd have to be.Drew: I'd hope so for your sake.

Cole: Oh like you're so great? you're wishy washy, you're obsessed with horses and there's that weird role play where you make me pretend I'm black.Lucy: Is this coming from Cole or Deshaun?Cole: Both.

Lucy: Denise, that was girl talk. You have broken a sacred bond between sisters.Denise: Oh no, now I'm not gonna be able to wear the traveling pants this week. Look, I know that you have daddy slash food slash body slash horse issues. But Cole? Really?

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J.D.'s Thoughts: Wait, is she in to me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.J.D.: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with.Neena: That's really funny!J.D.'s Narration: Well that's not a fair test - that joke's hilarious.