Citing Comcast's "significant economic losses" and the fact that many children were subjected to 37 naughty seconds of pornography during Super Bowl XLIII, federal and state officials announced the arrest of a 38-year-old Marana, Ariz. man last night.

Frank Tanori Gonzalez was taken into custody on suspicion of fraud and computer tampering charges, say the Arizona Attorney General and F.B.I. They allege that FTG piped 37 seconds from the "Club Jenna" feed — in which the lovely Tristan Kingsley unzips Evan Stone's pants and goes to work — into Super Bowl XLIII after Arizona went up on Pittsburgh in the fourth quarter. Some viewers watching the game on KVOA in Tucson were aghast.