Presidential hopeful John McCain seemed once again confused about who the enemy is in Iraq. At a speech before the National Association of Really Old People (NAROP) in Cleveland, McCain made the claim that the surge had put the Shriners on the run.

A new study done by some research team shows that air may not be as important for your health as you may think. This study challenges such claims as "You should breathe 3,000 gallons of air every day" and "Pure air is better".

It has been revealed that Karen Matthews, the 32 year-old mother of schoolgirl Shannon went to Dewsbury Pentecostal Church last week. It was thought that she went to give thanks to God for her daughter being found safe and we...

You know the stuff, those cheesy and often dodgy videos schools make the kids watch in a desperate attempt to try to cut teenage pregnancies and the spread of STIs? Well up to now if teens wanted some, they have just gone along and had unprotected se...

New York, New York - In keeping with current events and taken from today's headlines, a publisher of children's classics is determined to bring topical issues to its young captive readership, libraries and classrooms across the nation. In so...

Salisbury Plain - (Neolithic Mess): Archaeologists excavating Stonehenge say they have found empiric proof that the ancient erection was the castle fort of the fabled Isis-worshipping city of Atlantis.

Omaha, NE (Omaha World-Herald) - Due to more American Airlines flights being grounded for inspections, Tiger Woods got stuck in Omaha Nebraska this past weekend while en route to the Masters Tournament in Augusta Georgia. Not being one to waste time...

TheSpoof.com has learned that the US Transportation Security Association (TSA), also known as the Tourette Syndrome Association, are to introduce Body Odour recognition for airline passengers, in add...

The Princess Diana Murder Inquest ended this week, but a theatre company has announced that it has plans to take a musical review of the inquest on tour around the country in time for the Summer Holiday season.

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Tom Cruise is tipped to direct and star in a new Hitler-themed blockbuster after a Hollywood studio acquired the rights to The News Of The Screws' video footage of Max Mosley's Nazi S&M orgy.

The bitter reality emerged long ago in the Bush-Cheney US invasion of Iraq and the ambivalent reaction of the Mesopotamian bride to this five year uninvited marriage. Tons of gallons of blood has been shed and still spouse America must lock up his B...

In an obvious reference to Madonna's newest, latest assault on the Pop Charts, Senator Clinton of NY by way of Washington, DC, Arkansas and Illinois has tried to declare herself the IT girl of the 2008 Presidential election.

Former Libertines star Pete Doherty has confided in his fellow inmates during his latest prison stint that he hopes for an early release in time for him to be able to join the race to become the next President of The United States of America.

State House, Trenton - New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine announced today that he will enact extreme measures to cut the state budget and prevent an economic upheaval. Among the most extreme of the measures will be the shutting down of...

After a recent survey indicated that 87 percent of American kids don't like to read, parents and teachers have been struggling to find good reading material for them. "They just don't care about reading. They'd rather play their vide...

Jeremy Kyle, the inquisitor extraordinaire of daytime TV has been offered a lucrative deal by the Crown Prosecution Service, to be the prosecutor in the multiple cases of Shannon Matthews Mother, her 'Boyfriend', Craig,the supposed Gary Glitt...