"When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, "something that arouses people." And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest porn. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will fap.

I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

Bored Horde:I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy.

Well, I suppose you could view it as jealousy, from the perspective that I'd be quite happy if I could get paid that much and be that bad at my job. But if it were the money angle, I'd be jealous of all the people in Hollywood that are much more successful than he is. So I'm betting it's just the fact that he really, really sucks at his job. Which, supposedly, is "acting".

Tat'dGreaser:"When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Bored Horde:I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.

There are plenty of other actors who have all of those things that people don't hate. My guess? It's because he's not a very good actor and is really lacking in charisma.

meanmutton:Tat'dGreaser: "When we call this a porno, it's meant ironically but irony doesn't work well in print," LaBeouf's co-star Stellan Skarsgard told THR."The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

DoBeDoBeDo:moohawk: FTA: "The film is sexually explicit but, believe me, it will be a very, very bad wanking movie."

Me thinks someone underestimates just what people will wank to.

It's got Shia Lebeouf in it......no chance you can wank to that.

Surely you must be new to the internets.

/Someone, somewhere, is really excited about the prospective of this film, and will wank to it.//Even if its just the director, that's still someone.///Lebeouf makes me throw up in my mouth a little though, so I'm with you there.

meanmutton:Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.

There are plenty of other actors who have all of those things that people don't hate. My guess? It's because he's not a very good actor and is really lacking in charisma.

He's like Kristen Stewart; one dimensional, but has a box office draw (mystery to me).

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:meanmutton: Bored Horde: I can't help but wonder how much of the hatred towards poor Shia is a result of simple jealousy. The dude gets paid millions to hang out with giant space robots and hot chicks, Indiana Jones and now he gets to have sex with Uma Thurman. He's getting paid millions of dollars to get freaky with Uma Thurman.

What a world.

There are plenty of other actors who have all of those things that people don't hate. My guess? It's because he's not a very good actor and is really lacking in charisma.

He's like Kristen Stewart; one dimensional, but has a box office draw (mystery to me).

Box office draw? I don't think so. Think about most of what he's known for: Blockbusters. You know, those movies where it doesn't matter who's in them? (Apart, of course, from Harrison Ford in Indy 4) Transformers would have made exactly as much money with any other bland, inoffensive white guy in the lead role.