child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!! (What's the point of hurting innocent children?)

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it?

It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Alcohol, Go!"

16. When you see stuff in those cage-things, Yell "NOOO!! YOU'VE KILLED IT!"

17. Buy OVAR 9,000 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price.

18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the 8-Tracks.

19. Touch an electrical cord and pretend that you are getting shocked.

20. Hide in the giant snowman blowup and when people walk by say, " I am the abominable pedophile! Fear me! I will rape you!"

21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The British are coming!" with some David Tennant standing nearby.

22. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a poop on lay away.

23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing bricks from the garden department at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that guy/girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you into their bedroom."

24. Hide in a trash can and jump out when unsuspecting douchebags walk by and yell "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

25. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle 666..."

26. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back.

Put this on your profile if it split your sides in half XD

How to be Weird

1. Randomly laugh for no reason during lunch.

2. Scream "The little voices are TEXTING me!"

3. When on an elevator, hold your hands in the air and say "weeeeeee!"

4. Go up to someone you've never met and say "I believe in unicorns," hand them a cookie shaped like a wang, then walk away.

5. Yell at your homework when you don't understand it.

6. Argue with yourself, them make up with yourself by giving yourself a hug.

7. When you hear someone speak on the intercom in any store, scream "IT'S GOD!" Then run into the freezer.

8. Post random things on facebook that make no sense whatsoever.

9. Run around your neighborhood shouting "When I say Hillshire you say farm! Hillshire!" And keep doing it until someone answers.

10. Burst out laughing during a Saw movie.

11. Stare off into space then turn to the person next to you and say "What the fuck did you just call me?"

The Warners meet a young woman who delivers shocking news about something in their past. The following events will challenge their small family more than anything they have known. Please read and review, and I own nothing!

When going through fan mail, Dot comes across an unopened letter, and discovers it's hate mail. She becomes extremely upset by the letter's harsh words, but then she learns she's not alone. Rated T for language and because I'm paranoid

You would think that after sophmore year rebels and delinquents would straighten up. Nope, not these two. Zack "Party Rock" Cann and Yakko "Van Warner" Warner have OTHER plants for Summer 2012. 1. Score a sick set of wheels and some rims. 2. Score with as many babes as possible. 3. Get pot. 4. Screw Jimmy "Jock" Mann's girlfriend behind his back. 5. Throw a toilet at the old man.

In 1981, Someone came across a package. They died mysteriously 3 days later. In 1999, Someone bought a Lamborghini Diablo. The car exploded less than 5 minutes of being off the lot. In 2005, Someone bought a PS2 and NFS: Carbon. They were killed by flying glass and plastic shards. In 2010, The parents of a kid went on a plane. The plane was never seen again.

You might know a few songs and Covers by the band Whispering Crackheads? Perhaps you've driven by the lavish estate of "8-Ball" himself. Perhaps you've gotten an autograph from him. Well You mihgt wanna sit back. You're about to have a wild ride.