The spy has to be someone Celes might now considering the humiliating poop posts. This brings the list down to a possibility of Aurora, Gotenks or Ham Seller (watching you)Maybe even ShadowGuardGotenks has been awfully silent, as has been ShadowGuard. Ham Seller posts in a way that makes it look like he's covering his tracks, while Aurora seems to be the only one not killed when the spy killed the other two MHFU mods.

A HOLEY END

Celes was with his new dog, Buster, chilling out on the sofa. They were tucking away at a scrap of chicken skin as they looked into each other’s affectionate eyes.

Later on, Buster popped out to take a stroll around the neighbourhood. He came running back through the door at midnight, carrying a strange, wet object in his mouth. He ran up to Celes, who was squirting away on the lavatory, and showed him the mysterious object. Celes immediately noted that it was a pink Wiimote covered in santorum — the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

On the radio, he heard a poignant announcement: “ Gotenks brutally murdered by way of anal penetration.” The dots connected perfectly — the spy had struck again.