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I went to Small Press Expo in Rockville today! That was good times. I was going to make you a ~brilliant work of Photoshop art~ to illustrate some of the highlights of my day (wishing I had a flamethrower to use on other drivers; finding and replacing a blown fuse in my car and feeling all competent about myself for it; having someone cut in line in front of me to see Kate Beaton and then hearing that same someone complaining about all the people jumping the line; feeling really bad for Kate Beaton, who looked a bit terrified at the crowd; starting my day by getting up at four AM to take my father to the airport so he can go visit Hawaii for work), but I got up at four, so mostly I am thinking I will just kind of nap for awhile. Sorry, dudes! Have this instead.

I’m also sorry about the white text. Life is a series of miseries followed by the peace of the grave, my friends. At least you’re not getting stood up and having to watch your army dwindle?

Okay, I admit: I just don’t have much in the way of any ideas today. Here, instead, is some trivia, and an art I made.

HISTORYTELLING PRESENTS SUPER-AMAZING TRIVIA QUESTION: Which President was George Washington?

HISTORYTELLING PRESENTS SUPER-AMAZING TRIVIA ANSWER: All of them.

Dan Brown is actually crying because I found this out before he did. “No, Julia, you have to let me write a book about it,” he said. “NO WAY, DAN, THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW THIS FOR FREE, NOT IN A MASS-MARKET PAPERBACK OR MAJOR HOLLYWOOD MOTION PICTURE STARRING TOM HANKS AND PAUL BETTANY AND SIR IAN MCKELLEN,” I said, and you will notice that I use capslock to indicate the great passion I was speaking with. That’s how I roll, my friends.