My (So) Bad July 29, 2007

Once my bf and I went to a movie and made-out for like an hour! Well the next day, we were talking about doing it again on MSN and my dad walked in!!! He took my laptop and started looking through the conversation! My dad was upset but didn't force me to break up with my bf, but he didn't let me go out with him to movies by ourselves anymore. =[

All my friends and I absolutely LOVE to go rolling other people's houses, and we do it every chance we get. So we are always sneaking out at sleepovers and doing the job. Just the other night, I had some guy friends that my parents don't really approve of, but they called and asked me if I wanted to go rolling with them, since they were in my neighborhood. My dad was downstairs working, and I got my little brother to cover for me. I ran up the hill, and we totally rolled this girl's house that we go to school with. We got her bad, and we forked her and everything. When we were almost done, the porch light flashed on, and all the guys got in the car. I had to be getting home soon so I just started running down the street, but halfway through the running, I realized I can't turn down on my street because the girl will know so I had to run over the next hill, until the guys drove up and told me to get in the car. Once I made them drive me back to my house, I ran inside and I was safe! My dad hadn't even come upstairs for anything. So no one knows. :)

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I was at my friend Anne's house, and we were watching TV. Anne is a year younger than me, and her brother is my age. She said she had to go to the bathroom, so she left the room just before her brother walked in. Her brother is FRIGGING HOT!! He came in and sat down next to me. We had been sitting there for like ten minutes when he kissed me. After about five minutes of the innocent stuff, we ended up in his room in total make out mode. We made out for like an hour until we heard laughs from the closet. Anne was rolling on the floor laughing with a video camera in her hand!! She taped the WHOLE THING!!! Apparently she knew we liked each other and she "anticipated the event." She posted it on her MySpace and like everybody I know saw it!!! I was PISSED!!! I decided to take revenge by betraying her. MWAHAHA!! She really liked this guy, Mike, and he is like one of my best friends. I signed on to my aim when he was on. I was talking to him for like only 2 minutes when my evil plan hit me. The conversation went like this: Me: I know someone who likes you!! Mike: Yeah? Who? Me: Do you really want to know? Mike: Yeah. Me: Okay, but...I have to tell you another thing. Mike: What? Me: She is crazy obsessed and has shrines of you ALL OVER THE PLACE. It is kind of creepy. Mike: OKAAAYYY... Me: It's.... Mike: Who????? Me: ANNA!!!! Mike: CRAP!! I liked her! Why did she have to turn out to be a FREAK? Me: because she sucks like that. lol. DO NOT TELL HER I TOLD U. Mike: okay ~END OF CONVERSATION~ He totally blew her off at school and told like all of his friends. I felt kind of bad, but... SHE DESERVED IT!

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(*This really isn't the worst thing I have ever done, but it is a cheap laugh.*) Me, my best friend, and our guy friend were all eating lunch in the cafeteria a couple months ago. Our guy friend went up to get something for us at al a carte, and my best friend said "lick his chip and let's see if he eats it." It was one of his last chips so I took it out, licked it a couple times, and put it back in the bag. He came back with our cookies, and, sure enough, he polished off the last of his chips. We burst out laughing and told him the bad news. He kind of just sat there with a mad look on his face. We laughed again and he called us prostitutes. But whatever because he had been a "skeez" lately, and he deserved it. We're not mad he called us prostitutes because all of us always call each other names like that. It was a good laugh.

I have a friend who has really cute friends that are boys. I went to a school basketball game and saw her with them, so me and my ex-friend went over to them and were having a ball. We started to play tag and one of her buds chased started to chase me. I got really excited and ran right into a pole and fell down. I fainted and when I woke up everyone was looking at me and laughing. It was so embarrassing!!!

I have this brother Todd, he's one year older than me so he is 16, and he has this super cute friend Jake, and he is 16 too. My brother knows I like him but he won't let me ask him out. One night Jake came over for a sleepover. It was about 2 am, and I got hungry so I went to the fridge then Jake came up behind me and said bro Todd was sleep so we talked for awhile then all of a sudden Jake kissed me. We made out and ended up in my room to talk more and play video games. He kissed me again, and we ended up on the bed my shirt had been pulled off, and he was staring at my bra and chest. I was a little uncomfortable but I was fine. We made out most of the night on my bed. Me and Jake have this secret love that my brother doesn't know about til' this day. I am happy he slept over that night. Every time he sleeps over we wait til, Todd is sleep, and we make out. Unfortunately Todd caught us in my bedroom one time and said it didn't go too far. I was embarrassed we both laughed and shut the door in his face.

One time me and my bf were in my room making out, and my mom walked in and told us to go out in the living room and do that in front of my mom's worst enemy because she was always telling mom I was a bad kid and her kids were perfect. So we did, and she didn't talk to mom for a month. And mom was so glad that she didn't every time that lady came over she'd tell us to kiss in front of her!

One time my rents were out of town, and my bro was at college. So I called my bf and invited him over. He came and he spent the weekend with me with no supervision. We had a total makeout session. At night we would put in a movie in my rents' bedroom we would makeout and do it. But the whole time he was there the little voice inside my head kept telling me I shouldn't do it but I did it anyway. I felt so bad for weeks. To this day my rents still don't know.

Once I was at my friend's pool party, my crush was there too. I dived off the diving board and my top came off. Then I swam around looking for it and then I saw my crush's best fiend wearing it and saying I guess someone wanted to go skinny dipping.

In the fourth grade, I decided to do something to someone for April Fool's day. My friend was standing up at her desk and her chair was behind her. I got up and moved her seat back a little further without her noticing. When she sat down, she fell right on the ground and to my surprise, everyone started laughing at her. From across the room I yelled "April Fools." I felt bad because everyone saw, but she wasn't mad, just embarrassed.