“BCS Coaching Experience” Arkansas State Red Wolves

Think you could do a better job than some of these college football head coaches? Well, now's your chance.
Arkansas State is offering a one-day "BCS Coaching Experience" for a Red Wolves spring game. The head coaching job for the game on Friday, April 18th, is up for auction on eBay. The starting bid of $2,500 began on April 7th, and it's now up to nearly $12,000. (FoxSports)
Here's what you'll get for your winning bid (according to the auction details):

Head coach for the game on Friday, April 18th.

Give the pregame and halftime talk.

You choose whether your team 'goes for it' or punts on 4th down.

You get to call for the deep ball, trick play, run or pass, blitz, etc.