Look at it! Look at it, I demand you. If you don't look at it, I'll make it the featured image! It's too late. I was busy typing this up, so there's no possible way you could have seen it. Unless you saw my tweet of this. If so, look at it — again!

That there, my friends, is some delicious sautéed chicken on cheddar broccoli rice with lemon butter zest. Magnificent. I butchered the chicken with my bare hands, and you can almost taste the suffering.