PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Tarefa prioritária Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Linston Benatti"; Programmer: Boss, you gave me those two analysis to do today, but I only have time to do one. Which one has higher priority? Boss: Both Programmer: You didn't get it.(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Transcription ↓(1985...) Doc. Brown: Marty! You've gotta come back with me to the future. It's your kids, Marty. Marty: Wait, my kids?? Are you saying they will join on a heavy gang, then they will vandalize the city and get arrested? Doc. Brown: Even worse...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Erro no download Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "Dumatus"; Boss: The user must to be logged in to download, so when they click on download button the system must show the login form. Programmer: Ok. (Some time later...(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Dia Nacional do Café Transcription ↓A.P.: Dude, what's going on today?? We never had so many problems and so many calls on tech support... Programmer: Today is the National Coffee Day... A.P.: So... ?(…) leia mais

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers LifeTranscription ↓Friend: Dude, the sky was cloudy last night, i haven't seen the eclipse.Programmer: I saw.(Programmer sad face)--T-shirt: The eclipse lasted all night

PASTE THIS CODE ON YOUR SITE Source: Programmers Life Original: Novo projeto Transcription ↓real story; string sender; sender = "André Barreto"; Boss: I have a new project to you, guys... It's for a new customer Programmer: Cool. What do they need? Boss: I don't know yet.(…) leia mais