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I can't believe there are no Valentine's Day Thread yet. February is just around the corner... and before you know it, the V-Day is here. Let's show the trolls that we aren't single losers!

<---- I'll start this thread off with my V-Day Avy. I just gave her a new tat... guess where it is.

So far I spent $50 for flowers with deliveries, and $50 for Ice Wine. I'm thinking about making a photobook of our most recent vacation on ophoto. And buying her an Ipod Speaker System... she can test it to play some romance music to get the mood going.

_________________Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."

_________________Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER

YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about

Valentine's Day is also my birthday. Is that enough justification to hate it?

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x5

Bah, all you bitter people.
I've been told that we're getting my one year old a sitter and that my wife and I are going to a movie and having a nice dinner (which we haven't been able to do since he was born).....or else!

_________________Barr Marc Hycinth: "I HATE HOW MY NAME IS BEEN RUBISHED AT THE CASHING OFFICE TODAY."
Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."

What the hell. I'll have to treat the wife to something special, like not talking to a romance scammer for the whole day

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Nick L CadmiumMaster Baiter

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 166
Location: Lying in the arms of Mary

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 4:21 am

If I were to change my avatar to something more Val appropriate it would have to be battery operated (natch).

I don't want to get banned, so I would have to find a pretty vanilla pic. Mind you, I googled Dirteh Sanchez and I don't think I could be worse than that!

What do you think, shall I push my luck?

Nope. TS

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Dolores419Eater is my life

Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 5:12 am

Lately I've started vaguely considering breaking up with my boyfriend of a year and a half, so a day of mandatory overaffectionateness is going to be really, really awkward. (I'm waiting until I'm sure I'm not just having a prolonged bitchy phase to tell him.)

Too bad he's not a mugu, otherwise the solution would be self-evident: break it to him on the 14th!

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Hugh JundysMaster Baiter

Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 6:32 am

I think a few of the mods sufficiently nerfed your idea.

Now, I'm gonna go do a search function and see what has 'em all so spooked.

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<---- hee hee

harryaElite Baiter

Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 7:54 am

I make it a point of joking about hallmark day well in advance to thwart of and googly eyed looks of longing in the impending days.
Works a treat.
Also means I do my own washing, look after my own kids, cook my own meals and best of all I get clean the house whenever I feel like it.

Not very often but sometimes even the cockroaches complain about the mess.

Valentines day the perfect excuse to bust up

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drew.p.coque419Eater is my life

Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 9:15 am

surely valentines day could be renamed `bait a lovescammer day`
i think they`ll get more desperate people then.

the name doesnt have the same ring to it.

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harryaElite Baiter

Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:01 am

hey drew

Every day is "bait a love scammer day"

But I guess it might be worth putting in that little bit of extra work on the newly formed

"Bait a love scammer day"

Where is a love heart / broken love heart when you need one

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Charlie MugginsMaster Baiter

Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:28 am

Where oh Where has all the romance gone?

Cynics the bloody lot of you

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Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:21 pm

How could anyone resist those eyes? they are so......eh..........apealing

_________________I promise to stop requoting the previous post in full when I post myself. I really do know that is totally unnecessary because I've read the Forum Guidelines.

How long do I have to stand in this corner?

Dont Trifle with me, Custard!.....

DizzySteinwayAnnoying Stuck-Up Cow

Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222

Posted:
Thu Feb 01, 2007 3:32 pm

I have frozen the pit of my heart for the next 3 months. I am extremely bitter about all members of the opposite sex and this damn holiday. And I must leave this thread soon, as the red mist is forming in front of my eyes again, and I will be ready to kill someone .

Apart from that, its too commercial.

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