Chipotle Spreading to Tarzana Location

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Sustainable, savorless Mexican food chain Chipotle is coming to Tarzana, with its seven-billionth SoCal store location, no doubt just another phase of the business’s offensive “Burritofication” campaign that seeks to replace L.A.’s mom-and-pop burritos with weird, gummy tortillas stuffed with legendarily diarrhetic contents and whatever the hell a “burrito bowl” is. The new location is currently seeking staff and will open soon at 18700 Ventura Blvd..