It’s back. The new series of ‘The Apprentice’ kicked off with a twist by starting out on the island of Malta with the classic ‘collect nine items’ task, which presented both teams with a number of hurdles, including a significant language barrier. One thing that didn’t change, however, was the pretty heavy-handed smattering of awful one-liners and oddly over-prepared jokes the contestants use.

But was it just us, or did this episode up the ante with the number of excruciatingly cringeworthy punchlines? Well, we definitely thought so, so we decided to take some time to archive them on the internet so you can relive them over and over again, forever. Thank us later.

Here are eight of the worst best:

1. “I’m like a cash machine – if you push the right buttons, I will give you money.” – Alex