Me: Yes, everybody gets bruises – you’d have to be a robot not to bruise.

D: What – everybody? Even God?

Me: Umm… Yes, I think he probably does.

D: But that’s IMPOSSIBLE! Everybody can’t get bruises on the same day – I’ve checked and I haven’t got any bruises. So it means one day everyone has them, the next day they don’t have them, the next day they do have them…

Me: I don’t think the song means that everybody gets a bruise on the same day – I think it just means that we can all get bruised… On different days.