I just took the “Which racially-charged, derogatory ethnic slur are you?” quiz and the result is:

Cracker

What you lack in rhythm, you gain in your ability to excel at Grey’s Anatomy trivia. Not quite albino, Chris Rock still calls you by name. There’s nothing remotely threatening or urban about you, except maybe the tank top. When black people tell “You’re so white” jokes, they think of you.