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Friday, January 28, 2011

You should see my spam folder. I get a dozen or more of these gems on a daily basis. Although I generally just delete them all without a second glance, now and then, I like to read them for the entertainment value.

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At least you don't get all those "you can get bigger" emails. I'm starting to wonder exactly what they mean. I don't think I need to be bigger than 5' 10 1/2"... I can reach anything I need to and I don't have to look up to people to look them in the eye. Stupid spammers!

Your blog should come with a warning not to read while holding or drinking hot coffee! Everytime I start laughing so hard and it makes me spill all over! You are so funny even in the midst of a hard time! I'm going through somewhat the same, not quite as bad, but I have a hard time thinking of funnies while I'm fighting the bitterness! Good for you!