Charita Goshay  More stuff we just couldn't make up

• Ramle, Israel, finds itself with an incidental tourist magnet: a grave marking the mortal remains of Harry Potter — a British soldier killed in Palestine in 1913.

“Harry Potter’s grave is an intriguing and coincidental attraction for travelers visiting Ramle,” Tourism Commissioner Haim Gutin said in a press release. “And it adds some extra excitement for Harry Potter fans arriving in Israel.”

• An 8-year-old boy wearing a New York Jets jersey was tackled in a parking lot by a pack of drunken adults outside Cleveland Browns Stadium following the team’s last-second, gut-wrenching loss to the Jets on Nov. 14.

Well, at least someone up there — no, I won’t say it.

• Any gardener will tell you that good plants start with good ground. Perhaps it’s why a house in Canton’s historic and swanky Ridgewood neighborhood recently was found to be filled with live marijuana plants.

The 2,433-square-foot “weed factory” at 2223 University Ave. NW was being leased by a 27-year-old man.

• Speaking of which, a proud papa in Uniontown, Pa., was arrested on Nov. 10 after firing up a joint in the hospital to celebrate his baby’s birth. The arresting officer told the reporters the new father informed him, “I’m having a baby and wanted to get a buzz,” then promptly showed him the marijuana.

Just what we need: more tadpoles from this gene pool.

• The Rev. Cedric Miller, a pastor who demanded that his married church officers delete their Facebook accounts to reduce temptation, has admitted to a ménage à trois with his wife and a male aide a decade ago.

The lesson? Bad behavior was alive and well long before social media. Facebook only makes it more likely that you’ll be caught.

• A Church of England clergyman is himself in need of forgiveness following a Facebook tirade during which he lambasted the amount of media attention being paid to Prince William’s engagement to Kate Middleton.

Bishop Pete Broadbent also expressed contempt for the monarchy and called the young couple “shallow celebrities” whose marriage will fail in seven years.

Broadbent’s boss? William’s mee-maw, Queen Elizabeth II, head of the Church of England.

• From the land of “Big Butter Jesus,” plans are under way to build Ark Encounter, an amusement park in Kentucky, just outside of Cincinnati, featuring a full-scale replica of Noah’s Ark. The park will hire 900, and the ark’s menagerie will include dinosaurs.

So, if dinosaurs were alive just 6,000 years ago, what killed them — smoking?