Yes all of that is happening RIGHT NOW with the Ottawa Senators. Now is the perfect time for them to fix some of these problems….. TO CHOOSE A NEW FUCKING LOGO.

No fucking lie. Instead of working on re-signing their franchise player (or getting a ton of great assets for trading him), their on-ice product, or their front office problems, they decide now … right fucking now, is the time to poll their season ticket holders about a new logo. This is basically like having your house on fire and deciding you’re going to repaint the bathroom.

I have never been involved in running an NHL franchise before and it’s probably not easy. BUT I can guaran-fuckin-tee every single one of you that I could do a better job than Eugene Melnyk and Pierre Dorion. Hell, looking at their on ice talent I could probably be the Senators’ Reggie Dunlop. You know the good ole Player-Coach.

(Live look at Pierre and Melnyk discussing what they think about the Senators Fans)

Senators fans, I’m sorry you’re getting shit on by your team. It sucks. I’m not a Senators STH, I didn’t get asked to take this Senators logo poll but you can bet your sweet ass I’d be sending back this to Sens management as my write-in logo submission: