Snoring is a marital disaster that will cause spouses to sleep apart, according to the latest ‘research’ from the Daily Mail, brought to you by sofa retailer Distinctive Chesterfields:

The figures comes from a survey of 2,000 people by sofa company DistinctiveChesterfields.com.

What does snoring have to do with a sofa retailer, you may wonder?

The most common place to sleep following an argument is the spare room (35.7 per cent), followed by on the sofa (32.1 percent) and, strangely, in the bath (7.5 per cent).

That’s right, this isn’t a real study of marital behaviour and the effect of snoring on sleeping habits and stress levels within a relationship, it’s an advert for a sofa company who want to suggest to you that if you’re going to be spending some time sleeping on the couch, you better make sure it’s a comfy couch.