Elsa Hosk

I bought a nightgown (and when I say nightgown I mean oversized black jersey shirt) the other day that says “MERMAID” in big, bold red font, but, wait for it, underneath that it says “off duty,” because you see, I have legs and I don’t look like Elsa Hosk. Elsa Hosk has legs, but clearly […]

Love Magazine doesn’t know how to do Advent. To be honest I don’t really know how to do Advent either. In the past, it’s been all about the chocolate calendar for me, but according to Wiki Advent is a whole thing: Advent is a season observed in many Western Christian churches as a time of […]

Do you ever have a sex dream about a friend who you have zero romantic/sexy feelings for in real life, but then when you wake up you start feeling like maybe you should give it a try, so you spend the next two hours going through all of their pictures on Facebook and Instagram to […]

I spent too much time scrolling through Instagram in bed. Now my neck and my left shoulder are completely fucked. I. Can’t. Move. The pain. Someone come over and do meanial tasks for me… Like feed and bathe me. That end of the day #humpday post. A photo posted by Alysha Nett (@alyshanett) on Dec […]

Victoria’s Secret is definitely the most popular lingerie brand in the world, but that has more to due to its stunning roster of models than it has to do with it’s so-so merchandise… Which got me thinking: How did Victoria’s Secret become the home of the world’s top grossing models? I went to Wikipedia for […]

Just the other day I was complaining to the internet that Elsa Hosk hasn’t been getting naked enough lately. For a while there she was naked all the time, but then she made it big with Victoria’s Secret and she turned into the kind of model that only models clothes. For shame. Then the 2016 […]

A year totally counts as a Throw Back Thursday. Totally. And if you don’t agree, too bad, because I’m the one that decides these things and I’ve decided this photoshoot of Elsa Hosk is too damn gorgeous to pass up. if it don’t fit, keep trying. Sometimes you got make things work even if they […]

Elsa Hosk is a Swedish wonderland. Her eyes are two blue watering pools of delight where mere mortals like you and I run the real risk of drowning, but when it comes to Elsa you forget all fears you ever had about your own mortality. It’s no small wonder Victoria’s Secret named her as one of […]

Elsa Hosk comes to me in my dreams where she whispers sweet nothings into my ear and urges me to go on adventures with her. Some nights we go skinny dipping in crystal clear blue water. Other nights, we take to the road and see where the wind and good fortune will take us. Our […]

Elsa Hosk is a fairy unicorn whose beauty can only be glimpsed through a computer screen, because if you were to look at her straight-on IRL your eyeballs might burn right off turning your sockets two black holes of nothingness. Even when looking at her through a computer screen, I advise wearing sunglasses or using […]