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keeping busy there hey, not my lads though, sorry can't help you there.
Just wait for him to call back and ask what email addy he is talking about, then post it on the Eater.

Amsterdam is fine, he is trying to locate me, so I'll try to get a webcam meeting setup tomorrow, I'll drop the cam address here if it goes through. Imagine I had to use a Internet cafe in Amsterdam to contact him! We have no Internet in the hotel here, privacy reasons of course, but not real handy for my lad

Have Fun

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vpmanchesterPhone Credit Vampire

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep

Posted:
Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:37 pm

I have just had a lad call me that says he is from a Bank and that claims that They want to set up something for me to receive funds due to me??

If any of this sounds familiar please fill me in, I am having a hell of a time understanding him and I do not know if he wants to speak to 'me' (whoever I might be) or someone else. Please fill me in on the plot so I can begin 'playing the game' . He told me to check my email so I will await and see who I am
Cheers
vp

EDIT:

I have just received a phonecall from Mr Jones and he is waiting for me to send the money today/tomorrow/never . If this is yours lemme know so I know how much I have sent by WU or wire transfer and the amount..cuz I have no idear which lie I should use today

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baiterbrazilNot quite a Newb

Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Posts: 52

Posted:
Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:21 pm

Hi my dear Lindy

Mr.Anders0n W1lc0x, my canadian mugu is going to call you. Please, check what he wants and tell him I´am arranging the things to go to Canada. Thanks too much Lindy

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"This is a bank and I think we have no time for all this" - S4lif (0v3rs3as S3curity 7rust B4nk 1vory C0ast) - thanks ThatGrrl!

"Stop addressing us like we are animals, you used abusive words on me in your last mail" -S4lif (0v3rs3as S3curity 7rust B4nk 1vory C0ast)

@ VPm, thanks for all the trouble, I mailed him at 11:30 your time, contacted our B&B in Holland too to tell about his persistence. Get a lad to Canada please so I can do something back, reading up on the law here, we can legally hang cattle rustlers, so please have one come over, I have a very friendly 2700 pound Hereford bull that needs the exercise. He will do no harm, just demands attention from you and he is very fast on his feet .
5:30 am here, so I stick to reading only until the coffee kicks in

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llamedosBeen There, Done That

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to

Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters

Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up"

vpmanchesterPhone Credit Vampire

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep

Posted:
Sun Oct 29, 2006 11:57 am

@llamedos
No word from yours yet, unless he was one of the chickenshits that would not speak to me..so slap away

@bill2
Good to hear things are going good so far. He called me very early this morning 5 times between 7 & 8 (which I do not answer at that time on a Sunday) Then he called again a 9am asking for you..I asked hime why the hell was he calling at that hour for and I was busy doing breakfast for my lodgers. I told him my office does not open until 1pm on a Sunday Will see if he calls back, the snide lil bastard

@vpmanchester, we just apologized to him from Snodland on our way to you to get the loot, apologize to you and have George drop us of at Heathrow, thanks for the service, stay safe and have fun. We pm the rest if it's fun to tell , but he's getting close on our tail so we might have to disappear for a while in a religious sect in Holland

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llamedosBeen There, Done That

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to

Posted:
Sun Oct 29, 2006 9:29 am

@vp
I take it that my waste of oxygen a.k.a. hasn't made a call?
I do hope not - it'll give me a spiffing excuse to launch a killer slap

Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters

Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up"

vpmanchesterPhone Credit Vampire

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:16 pm

@blownfuse Yes he is sumthin else!! I will pm the number to you...yes, he does have the accent..African is as close as I can assume..there was some words I could not quite understand,,but it is the weekend and the more beer I drink the eaiser it gets..

It's been a busy Saturday and I am working hard on getting pissed..so here are my calls tonight so far:

For Brendon Basil? something like that from lad Colin...shit cannot remember what he said..but he would not tell me what he was wearing

For Mr Gordon Powell?? Room 206 from your friend John? he wanted to speak to you but I really couldn't be bothered to get you I said yes you were in but I was chillin (me the desk clerk at the boarding house) WITH MY BEERS AND FRIENDS...He would not tell me wht he looked like either

Denny Both called for Allister and will call back because you were not home and he laughed when I asked if he was cute I tried to chat and charm but he wasnt havin it.

Thats it so far Sat Midnite pissed and mugus are boring

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blownfuseNot quite a Newb

Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 35
Location: east overshoe

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 11:01 pm

DUH, just realized you had Dirty Harry talk to him, looks like I know the conversation already... plan in action !

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blownfuseNot quite a Newb

Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 35
Location: east overshoe

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:57 pm

WHOOOOOO HOOOOOOO Damn... I didnt expect that of him, little sneaky bastard aint he, hehe. Well I'll tell him you told me you talked briefly and ask him what you might have told him... You do so well... 25 min DAMN... thats gona leave a mark on the next phone bill...
Are we dealing with the A typical Nigerian or do you sense a different accent ?
Thanks !

This is the number he gave me, +233246822334... Looks like I got a live one with 2 phones... maybe he is a mugu... I got the big cheesy one on the hook... Looks like I'm gonna make him rethink his skills... can you say SAFARI !!!

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vpmanchesterPhone Credit Vampire

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 9:14 pm

@blownfuse
Man o man your dude likes to talk!! He first called and I talked to him, then flirted and said I want to meet him, what is he wearing etc...gawd...he didnt back down, I then said that you were seeing my best friend and then when I could not think of anything else..I said I would go find you and for him not to say anything..so I put him by the speaker as Dirty Harry was on..and he stayed on for 15 mins!!!

Then he called back..I flirted some more and he said that he would wear a g-string and womans clothes for me and even suck on my toes And other discriptive acts. I actually ran out of thing to say to him..LOL. He invited me too Rome and I told him that you were going to meet him there but I will have too sneek off with him when you are not looking!! Usally these guys get pissed off when I flirt..shit I will have to practice my dominatrix talk . He stayed on for 10 mins this time!!

He also gave me his number to call ending in 7700 is that the number you have? When this is over we can post it for the cross-dressing phone calls he seems to love so much

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blownfuseNot quite a Newb

Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 35
Location: east overshoe

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:56 pm

Umm dear, I will be receiving a phone call from Kofi and as you can read what I have told him I think no matter how he speaks to you it will not be good enough.

Hi Bobby,
How are you today? i called to direct you how to handle the fax i told you to send to the bank but got a woman voice but i could not understand her well she speaks fast but i want to know if you have sent the fax to the banks so that i will now the next thing they will tell you to do and i will direct and i am sorry if my call might have caused any problem in your home just get back to me so that i will know the next thing to do.
have a wonderfull weekend and my greetings to your family.
regards,
Mr Kofi Wealth

Kofi,
I regret to tell you I am dealing with a fax line that is jammed and waiting for repair service. As soon as it is running again I will inform you of the fax being sent.
As for the phone call you must have gotten my wife,most importantly you must understand this about her as I plan to be in business with you on this transaction and having my help means me keeping her delighted, yes she speaks quickly but you must understand her intelligence as she is very inquisitive and quicker to think then you. Call me as I am home and can talk. If she answers just tell her you would like to talk to me and if she asks why certaintly do not hesitate to tell about or involvement and the utmost importance of our needed conversation. Be very kind to her and paitently await for her to talk as she feels necessary making sure you answer her diligently and honestly and most importantly kindly and she will promptly secure our connection.
Waiting to hear from you,
B.P.

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vpmanchesterPhone Credit Vampire

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 6:24 pm

@yb100

Just tell him you fired that secratary, it was getting to close to your personal life. Now you have hired a new one who will take better messages....remember it's your story they are ALWAYS wrong wrong wrong. As long as the lad thinks there is money around they are willing to do anything..just read the photos section . You do not even have to tell belivable lies. Make up what you want and let me know and I can easiely say whatever the story is...tell him to quit being a babyI only spoke to him once or twice anyway so he needs to be a man and act like one tell him! If he is a professional person then he should know how to handle simple secratarys anywho.

@ yb100 , it's not the outside of humans that should concern us, the inside is more important. Look what she can do on the phone and she is beautiful

edit, the best way to see your typo's = "click Submit"

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OzoneHello I'm New here!

Joined: 14 Jul 2006
Posts: 15

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 12:29 pm

God, that avatar is scary.

Quote:

I am very sorry for all the Embarassment this might have cost you,I was thing that you have this under control because as it is i made sure i never let her into this much.You see what happened is that she insited to know why and i though since you did not give me your direct mobile telephone number it will be safer to rellate some vital information through her to you.

Since it is so i will not call you on that telephone again untill such a timne you give me your direct telephone number because i was also embarassed with her querstions,

How can I persuade him to continue phoning you?
Our Spanish holiday is in jeopardy!
I anticipate the scene - just you, me and the sunset... (Oh, and also my wife, the lad, the cash box, the security company)!

vpmanchesterPhone Credit Vampire

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 10:15 am

@blownfuse

Your lad called me yesterday a couple times but I did not know who he was He kept asking for 'Mr. Bobby' and I asked him what in the hell did he want to speak to you about..and after a couple tries and I think I scared him just abit too. He called at 2 & 4pm GMT. I will look forward to his next call
cheers
vp

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blownfuseNot quite a Newb

Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 35
Location: east overshoe

Posted:
Sat Oct 28, 2006 2:50 am

I was just notified today that he will call me ;

Dear Bobby

Thanks for the informations , my attorney will forward the details to the commission for the registration of your informations as the choosen beneficiary

I will call you for further clarification

Thanks

Tim

So please clarifiy for him about me darling, thank you. Get him to call back a few times this way when I send him to Scrooges modality site he wont complain, for a bit anyway...

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vpmanchesterPhone Credit Vampire

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep

Posted:
Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:20 pm

@bill2
Your Dr called again tonight and I told him you left and I did not know where you went to as you were drunk and with strangers. I said that you left things in the safe though.

Then your grandson rang just after that very concerned about your welfare. I told him all I knew was that you were with a young couple (half caste male and white female) and drinking and partying on your way to Soho, not very safe for drunken tourists! And you owe me £89.00 yet I asked your grandson if he would pay but he just said OK then hung up. They are worried about you I did say that you were going to Paris but I was not really sure when.

Well pizza's here I am famished and now I have to drink beer to forget all this story telling

Cheers
vp

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vpmanchesterPhone Credit Vampire

Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep

Posted:
Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:36 pm

Haha...I knew everyone would like it

I had a phone lad, maybe called call about some laptops and phone orders, I was just talking rubbish about what he wanted and how my bf was a bastard and then I wanted to know if those were my xmas pressies..guess he got fed up and hung up. So I am none the wiser as to who he is.

@bill2
Your Dr called again today at 1:30 GMT and I did confide in him that you were showing your cash around and buying drinks for all as he said he was a close personal friend of yours. I asked him if he would have a talk with you about your behavior as I don't want you to get mugged in London. I then told him to wait and i would check your room to see if you were back yet, and he did not hold for long....but I am sure he will call back

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blownfuseNot quite a Newb

Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 35
Location: east overshoe

Posted:
Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:40 pm

Your new avatar, Stunning absolutely stunning !
You may hear from a kofi wealth about some form I filled out, as you know my details better then I myself do my dear I thought I would let you tell him what he needs to know, oh and breifly please as this call will cost him a small fortune.

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@Krona that can't be your mother in law, because it looks just like mine,
@VP I do like it, but I'm running away right to keep from being set on fire.

Saint ArnoldElite Baiter

Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator

Posted:
Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:28 pm

Quote:

First thing..you like my new avatar??

Where you'd get the photo of my mother-in-law?

(ducking for cover)

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