Now This Is Happening: ‘Judge Dredd 3D’

If you print this out and tape it to your t-shirt, you will get so laid.

Pete Travis is ready to fill the 3D Judge Dredd-shaped hole in our lives. Deadline reports that the Vantage Point director has signed on with DNA Films to bring Judge Joe Dredd back to the big screen, and they’ll be looking to secure distribution at Cannes.

This is good news for two reasons. A) It can’t be worse than the confusing mish-mash that was Sylvester Stallone‘s version. 2) There’s no studio involved to muck up the story. There’s no word how faithful the film will stay to the comic series but Alex Garland (Sunshine) is attached to script. I’d like to see a scene where Dredd has his own syndicated courtroom show, and punishes deadbeat roommates to the harshest extremes of the law. Please get on this "Robot Chicken." If you haven’t already.