"He had no teeth, and he was slobbering all over himself. I'm thinking, 'You can have your money back, just get me out of here. Let me go be an accountant." I can't tell you how badly I wanted out of there."Denver rookie QB John Elway, on Jack Lambert, after Lambert and the Steelers knocked Elway out of his first game as a pro (1983).

Saw it this morning. Cute. Utterly predictable. Made me laugh a few times. Worth seeing. It's pretty much the R-rated version of "Just Go With It" (Aniston playing a woman playing a fake wife with a fake family, of course everything turns out happy in the end). Unfortunately the only two strip scenes are the two in the trailer (the strip club, and when she strips for the drug dealer), but the second one is a nice long scene. Despite the tiny boobies (which I actually applaud her for, since she never caved in--pardon the pun--and got implants) her body is ridiculously good for a woman over 40.