Chicagoetry: J.J. Tindall Is

By J.J. Tindall

J.J. TINDALL IS

J.J. Tindall is keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store.
J.J. Tindall is approaching the summit of Mt. Everest and will check back in a few hours.
J.J. Tindall is rather fancying it.
J.J. Tindall is not contesting the charges outlined in the Impeachment but will also not resign.
J.J. Tindall is relieved of his duties.
J.J Tindall is declaring moral bankruptcy.
J.J. Tindall is insisting on a Pre-Nup.
J.J. Tindall is about to hit the wall!
J.J. Tindall is absorbed into the budget.
J.J. Tindall is emasculating.
J.J. Tindall is curtains.
J.J. Tindall is not a celebrity endorsement.
J.J. Tindall is faithfully executing the office.