I Love Latin features a wide variety of classic, profound and/or wacky Latin phrases. Whether you know Latin or just want to pretend you do, just remember -- Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur ("Anything Said in Latin Sounds Profound")!

Tired of the same old boring maternity shirts? Belly Bursters has maternity t-shirts for women who want to have a slightly more surreal pregnancy experience.

Welcome to the Dog Pound, home of some of the weirdest, wackiest and most unique dog-related designs on this (or any other) planet! Includes got dog?, Canine College, Bling Dawgz, Canine Crossing, Major League Dog and Dog Owner Evolution designs.

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Surreality Designs

Not for the faint of heart or mind, these wacky, surreal and wholly unique items make perfect gifts for that one relative or friend with the weird, dry sense of humor. You know the one I'm talking about. Yeah, him! Or just buy something for yourself. It's OK -- we won't tell....

Baseball CreationsFor some, baseball is merely an idle amusement, while for others it's an all-consuming obsession. For true fans the sport is never far from mind and a little baseball can be seen everywhere you look.

A Rose By Any Other NameThese unique and surreal designs feature a variety of roses seemingly created out of the American flag, a sheet of music, printed circuits, and much more!

Failed PrototypesHistory is full of wonderful inventions, but you don't always get to see the early models that didn't quite make the cut. Well, now you can! At least, this is what I imagine some of them were like...

Porthole DesignsWhat if you had a porthole right in the middle of your chest? Here at Barry's World, a porthole can be a window to your soul and display scenes of great beauty, whimsy and/or just plain strangeness.

Holidaze Designs

Feeling a little holidazed and confused? Well, you've come to the right spot! Help spread a little holiday cheer (not to mention a little confusion of your own) with these tongue-in-cheek designs.

Kiddie Korner

Here you can find unique gifts for children of all ages, including those who are just young at heart. Be sure to check out the personalized alphabet cereal designs, available only at Barry's World!

General Kiddie DesignsHere you can find unique gifts for children of all ages, including those who are just young at heart.

The Petting ZooWelcome to the Petting Zoo! Here you can find original illustrations of cute animals for children of all ages.

Alphabet Cereal DesignsHere you can get your special little boy or girl their very own personalized alphabet cereal merchandise.

China Creations

I have always been fascinated by China. Not only have I traveled throughout China, my wife was actually born there. China is a country rich in history and culture that spans thousands of years and, regardless of what your feelings are toward the current government, there's no ignoring the beauty that suffuses the nation. In particular, the traditional chinese style of writing is an art form unto itself, unmatched anywhere else in the world, and in the hands of a master calligrapher a simple word can be turned into a thing of transcendent beauty.

Chinese CalligraphyChinese calligraphy is an art form unto itself, unmatched anywhere else in the world, and in the hands of a master calligrapher a simple word can be turned into a thing of transcendent beauty.

Chinese ZooAt the Chinese Zoo you can find a multitude of cute critters, including all 12 members of the Chinese Zodiac. Each animal is accompanied by the traditional Chinese character for that animal.

My name is Barry S. Goldberg (although you might know me as "godzillatemple" from various on-line communities such as Worth100, Fark, eBay, and The Straight Dope). I'm a professional writer with a strong interest in photography and graphic design (not to mention an admittedly warped view of the world), and this store represents the tangible manifestation of all the creative ideas I have had over the years. Here you can find many of my best surreal Photoshop creations; my most witty and wacky sayings; my favorite quotes from various movies, books and songs; my original illustrations; etc. -- all for sale on a wide variety of merchandise such as t-shirts, hats, mugs, posters, framed prints, mouse pads, bumper stickers, magnets and buttons. So take a look around and enjoy a peek deep inside my brain. And be sure to bookmark the site and return often, since I'm constantly updating it with new stuff.

If you have any questions or special merchandise requests, please e-mail me at:

NOTE: I have partnered with Cafepress.com to handle the mundane aspects of my store (taking orders, printing merchandise, shipping, etc.) They are the number one print-on-demand company in the world and have an excellent reputation with regard to customer serivice and quality.