I have enjoyed a charmed life. I grew up on the perfect farm. My brother Greg farms it now. I am an Engineering Graduate of
the University of Illinois, Urbana, the best engineering school in the world - home of the mythical Hal9000 of 2001, A Space Odyssey.
There I was an honors student. I marched in “The Marching Illini”,the world’s undisputed Premiere Marching Band. John Philip Sousa
said that we were the best. I began my career as a Registered Professional Engineer. I consulted for the U.S. Navy, Mobil, and
Exxon. My expert testimony resolved a personal injury case. My calculations proved that a steel hydraulic pressure accumulator did
not contain sufficient oxygen for combustion to have overloaded the failed bolts. This proved that the cause of the explosion was a
failed hydraulic safety valve.

I conceived and designed subsea machinery for the U.S. Navy. I performed the buckling analysis for the riser tubes and
contributed to the design of the giant seafloor template for a quarter mile tall oil rig presently in service in the North Sea.

I have been a licensed lawyer for nearly a quarter century. I passed the California bar exam in 1983. I have my J.D. from
Ventura College of Law. I publish approximately 1200 legal articles on the internet. My areas of expertise are:

15.Dream interpretation. Dream interpretation employs the same symbology as interpretation of fairy tales.

16.Nicola Tesla was a brilliant Serb gentleman who invented alternating current and electric motors. His inventions were ripped
off by the establishment including Marconi, Westinghouse, Edison, and J P Morgan. Here is a link to a site about Tesla and
his court battle where he finally won recognition that Tesla's radio patents predated Marconi's work which was copied from
Tesla's work. http://www.mercury.gr/tesla/galleryen.html Here is the 1943 U.S. Supreme court opinion that came a year after
Tesla died and a year after the government spy folks swooped down and took all his records and files.
http://laws.findlaw.com/us/320/1.html

17.http://www.lawyerdude.8k.com/ My own personal quest to vindicate my first amendment rights. It this link there are many of
my brief in my long battle with the bar. Here are a few documents. There are links at some of the documents to take you to
other related briefs and motions.

15.List of the 30 most important criminal court motions. They are listed in Lawyerdude’s Bill of Rights for Criminal
Defendants in jail. This is my New Standard by which to measure effectiveness of counsel. Make your
appointed lawyer toe the line: http://www.circuitlawyer.8m.com/5635.html

16.Courtroom assertiveness 101: How to be assertive in court. Scripts for the Pro Se litigant:

35.Lawyerdude's library. A prioritized reading list. A list of books that farm folk and an enlightened populace should read.
Some of these books justify weekly or monthly review - like your Bible - for your own defense.
http://www.lawyerdude.netfirms.com/library.html