Question: Why does it taste so good with peanut butter and not so good with tiny balls of shit?

Now this is an ID research program I can support! Assuming, of course, that they do the experiments.

This explains alot actually. You see Jeebus made chocolate taste good and poop taste bad so we would not eat one anothers poop. If jeebus had not made poop taste so bad we'd all sit around doing poop shots.