Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Sunday, April 27, 2008

I have been growing a moustache for the past month and a half and little did I know I would learn and enjoy it so much.

1. I now know how a voluptuous woman fells, as I have often caught people staring at my moustache, one clerk at a store was not even listening to me while I was asking my questions as he fixated at my upper lip.

2. Men think its awesome and women think its nasty.

3. The other day I watched a little girl about 9 years old walk by me and stare at my moustache, she was looking at it like it was wild animal, her focus was so strong in fact that she walked right into a wall.

4. Older women love it, and I am not just talking about my wife Valeri.

5. People actually envy the super power that enables one to grow a sweet moustache.

6. It makes me look 10 years older and 10 years creepier.

7. People have a hard time taking your serious if you have a moustache.

Bottom line the moustache rules and I hope in the next month to be able to wax it and resemble Captain Hook or Salvador Dali. Let me know what you think of this bad boy.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

As I have been at a loss for ramblings I will fill out this gay survey/chain-letter.

A-attached or single: attachedB-best friend: Valpal and PennyC-cake or pie:D-day of choice: a day off workE-essential item: spandex biking shorts with a good chamois and rainbow flip-flopsF-favorite color: NeonG-gummi bears or worms: CinnabearsH-hometown: Glendale, CAI-indulgence(s): Diet Coke and Ghetto Mexican food, vato!J-january or july: January - my birfdayK-kids: no daughters please.L-life is incomplete without: The WifeskyM-marriage date: Aug 10N-number of siblings: 4 sistersO-oranges or apples: Cold OrangesP-phobias or fears: phobias: "If Thomas Edison had given up and waited for the light bulb to invent him, we would still be sitting in the dark today." -Morgan M. HawleyR-reason to smile: People tripping over their own feetS-season: Summer LovinT-tag five: GAYU-unknown fact about me: I once had every breed of dog memorized as a youth.V-vegetarian or oppressor of animals: I eat meat.W-worst habit: Biting my nails.X-xrays or ultrasounds: Don't care just make it better.Y-your favorite food: Ghetto Mexican or Cheese CakeZ-zodiac: Aquarius Son!