Happy Birthday boss. With you and me and Spiraltwist being Aquarian, it's clearly time for peace and love and understanding throughout our planetseveral whiskeys, either singly or in a group. Any requests (that are physically possible)?

Happy birthday sir, I wish you a day that your aches and pains are visited on another, and if you can't think of a deserving soul, I know a couple. May your head be clear, the internet machines compliant, and the nurses/filthy assistants/high priestesses, red bull and whiskey be in copious quantities.