Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's show. Tonights special guest is Dr Ruth Westhimer and tonight's band is Rhymin' Buster Hymen. On with the show. Tonight's Top 10 is......[b]Top 10 signs your wife is having an affair![/b]
[b]10[/b] She has pretty liengerie on everytime you leave for work.
[b]9[/b] She tells you she is finally satisfied in bed.
[b]8[/b] She is wetter than normal.
[b]7[/b] She's calls to say she is working late again....but she doesn't actually have a job
[b]6[/b] She opens her own bank account.
[b]5[/b] She joins a "book club".
[b]4[/b] Get a tattoo of another guys name on her breast.
[b]3[/b] You spend 4+ hours per day on Ar15.com
[b]2[/b] She starts taking night classes in Family law.
and the number 1 signs your wife is having an affair
[b]1[/b] She is finally nice to you!!!
Thank you and have a great night!!!!!!
Sgtar15

"The character inherent in the American people has done all that has been accomplished; and it would have done somewhat more, if the government had not sometimes got in its way."-- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

26. Your phone bill shows a 15 second call to a nearby cellphone exchange placed every weekday immediately after you leave for work.

..at one time, we were governed by people who believed that the best way to ensure equality and the preservation of human rights is a level playing field in terms of having the ability to enforce your will on others through force of arms.

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27. You find yourself invited to make an appearance on the Jerry Springer show unexpectedly!

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Hey that's not funny! [;)]

..at one time, we were governed by people who believed that the best way to ensure equality and the preservation of human rights is a level playing field in terms of having the ability to enforce your will on others through force of arms.