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11.09.2008

Please report to the principal's office

We had an "event" last night that needs to be discussed.

As many of you know, I get anxious when the number of comments on a given post exceeds 200. Comment pages hold only 200. So when we push beyond that numbers, we are forced to use a second comment page and it gets all confusing. I generally am able to start a new thread before calamity strikes.

Last night, some unscrupulous HOTTIES conspired to create an unseemly number of comments on the thread entitled "Saturday overflow." The train finally stopped rolling at approximately 860 comments.

Below, please find the list of bad boys and girls:

the biscuitator

kristina

denny crum

eddie4au

monica

mr sensible

dan

bear82

au1n04

fake steve jobs

jet g. ate

war eagle girl

wegl98

chris_in_inverness

Using reverse psychology, I'm bumping many of these offenders either into the Hall of Fame or up one notch. This does not include current "Feeling The Heat" members. Jumping into the Ring of Fire requires votes and debates and tacit approval of Tony Franklin.

i like threadgate. also, Jay, i decided, it was not peer pressure. i enjoyed mu punishment, even though i was the very final newcomer to be added; it was an honor just to be recognized. how many Hotties think Jay will be checking most if not all threads from now on, even if he is busy, to make sure this never happens again?

Every time I go into the living room, my recliner has been moved. Why do women want to move furniture around constantly? I keep noticing that the recliner gets closer to the front door with each move. Should I read anything into this or not?

I never move furniture. However, my advice is to ignore it. No, there is not a hidden message. When the recliner is on the OTHER side of the front door and the door is locked, THAT doesn't mean anything either.

I forgot to tell everybody about the strangest happening last night. At the very moment Alabama scored to win the game, my best friend fainted. He jumped up too quickly and blacked out for a second. It took us a minute or so to notice he was on the floor. He's in good shape, so more than likely he just got up too quickly. Of course we gave him hell about it later.