17 Keep Calm And Carry On slogans that wound the soul

Keep Calm And Carry On is the slogan that refuses to die, still found emblazoned on t-shirts and mugs and vajazzle kits across the country in the sort of British gift shops that look like they might also sell bongs.

Its watered down sentiment is just not enough anymore however, as these heinous derivatives of the wartime mantra currently on sale prove…

One for the LADS

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Where reem means ‘remorseful for the terribleness of your clothing’.

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When bad memes collide.

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Available in all shades – look like a buffoon in technicolour!

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Cycle on, man!

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Just like they did during the war.

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My other car is a terrible t-shirt.

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That one other dog walker in the park will enjoy this!

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Cupcakes? Sooooooo cute.

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Keep Calm and Be More Esoteric!

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This isn’t a five aside pitch, Tony. You’re wondering around a car park with a plastic bag and should probably talk to someone.