I’ve always liked Weird Al Yankovic, but I had never heard his Lasagna song, sung to the tune of La Bamba. (And if you’ve never heard of Weird Al before, listen to his Jurassic Park and his hilarious retelling of Star Wars Episode 1, sung to the tune of American Pie.)

The Onion: `The Lord thy God has warned you and warned you, but you have, in your hatred and selfishness, chosen to turn away from Him’, read a press statement from God, delivered by seraphim and cherubim acting as His earthly agents. `Prepare now to face His wrath and be drowned beneath the cleansing waters of His righteous rage’.