Just when you think a Superosity character fits neatly into a particular trope, he/she breaks it by doing something horribly alarming. For example, just when we think Waroney is a lovable scamp who always gets himself into hilarious scrapes, we find out that he has murdered a baby.

It got me wondering--is it not the case that EVERY Superosity character has committed a crime against humanity? I would wager that it is. I propose we list every example we can think of in this thread. If my theory holds up, I predict that Superosity will end with an alien tribunal sentencing the entire cast to hard labor for their crimes!

Beating the shit out of somebody isn't a crime against humanity, even if it's a girl. I don't think it would have been a crime against humanity even if the girl had been pretty, but at least then it would have been bad enough to be featured on the news.

This leads to an interesting possibility: for all his bluster, are Bobby's active moral transgressions perhaps less severe than those of most or even all other Superosity characters?