MH: Urine is sterile!
JH: I understand that it's sterile, and I'm not saying people shouldn't do it, or that it's gross or immoral or whatever. I just don't understand how "watersports" can even be a thing. For men, anyway.
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JH: I mean, if I was sexually aroused by peeing, wouldn't that mean I'd get an erection? And wouldn't having an erection mean that I can't pee? It's a paradox! This is a fetish that men, biologically, should not be able to have!
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MH: Look, all I can tell you is that it happens. I can assure you that it is, somehow, a thing. If my phone wasn't dead, I could show you video proof of it.
JH: Well, if your phone wasn't dead and was connected to Barbie's Dream Shed, hopefully, you'd have messaged someone who could message someone and we'd be out of here by now.
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MH: And we could watch piss videos together on your laptop!
JH: Not where I was going with that, but thank you.