Have you been under the impression that now, a decade after 9/11, you could stop fearing the ubiquitous Mysterious White Powder that could—at any moment—come spilling out of a nearby envelope, forcing you to evacuate your office? Wrong!

So far this week, the UN missions of six separate countries have been temporarily shut down and…
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Mysterious White Powder continues to be America's number one terror threat. It's just dangerous enough that you cannot neglect its menace. Try this on for terror size: a man and woman are in critical condition after being found passed out in their car in a Long Island parking lot. Not just any car—"a car where a mysterious white powder was also discovered." That's just the beginning of its mysterious, white, powdery reign of ongoing terror, that is terrorizing our nation right now!

Joe Biden's brother was hospitalized last weekend after opening a package from India that contained a mysterious white powder. Joe Biden's brother!