How bout "Finky Dinks". What? Fish already thought of it? How bout "The Milwaikiki Room". No? Dogbytes beat me to it? "Finkdaddy's Drinkpaddy?" Nope. Oh well. All the best names are gone. I guess I'll just have to add some silly ones:

The Finkhole
The Fink Fearl
The Fink'n Wink
The Fink Tank
The Fink-Easy
The Two-Fink Minimum
Fink's Head-Shrinker Lounge
Finkytown Tavern
Fink'N Grog
The Temple of Fink
The Hibernation Hut