1 {scene: Giuseppe's pizzeria}1 Ishmael: What are you doing, Giuseppe?1 Giuseppe: {working on a circuit box on the wall} Rewiring the pizzeria.1 Ishmael: Are you a licensed electrician?2 Giuseppe: I'm a direct descendant of Allesandro Volta! My family invented electricity!3 Ishmael: You know, the guy who designed the Titanic died on board when it sank.3 Giuseppe: Was he Italian?4 Ishmael: Irish.4 Giuseppe: Bah!4 [SFX]: Zap! {spark zaps Giuseppe}4 Giuseppe: Ow!

There is a Wikipedia page with a
List of inventors killed by their own inventions. I was
hoping to find someone really famous on there. Marie Curie is the most famous name on the list, but since she didn't really invent radiation
as such, I felt that was kind of cheating. I settled for the Titanic engineer, Thomas Andrews, since even if people don't know his name,
he's easy to describe.

I was really hoping for something along the lines of Alexander Graham Bell having
died during a tragic phone booth stuffing incident or something. The cosmic irony inventory on causes of death of famous inventors is critically low.