There once was a man named Stanley.....

Stanley Worked in a big office building where he was employee number 427....When Stanley came to a set of two doors, he went through the door on the left....I don't think you heard me. Stanley walked through the RED door....???...Profit

What do you think Stanley would do? Write your own ending of the Stanley Parable. If Stanley could jump, would he find Chris in the broom closet? Is there A dungeon in the Minecraft world? Does he get a Portal Gun? Does the Narrator turn into GLaDOS? What do you think? Who do you think Employee number 430 is, and why do you need to click on his door 5 times? Why is the impossible achievement possible? Does Stanley find... The Grandmapocalypse? What if Stanley doesn't have $1,000 to pay the fine for throwing himself off the lift? How can Stanley get to the top of the Leaderboard? You choose. Who IS Stanley? Where is the Narrator? Who is Stanley's boss? Do you Potato?

...Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was amazing he wasn't fired years ago. Stanley had stepped onto a shipping platform, hearing the babbling of the voice in his head trying to explain to him how he only wanted to help him. Stanley jumped right off of it, and ended up not on the ground, as he was too dull to notice it had begun to move a few moments prior. Stanley was falling, his limbs flailing, and the voice in his head speaking to him about how Stanley was in control and was very powerful. Stanley hit the ground with a thud.Stanley stood up. The deranged voice in Stanley's head was quite flabbergasted by this, and ranted and raved about how this unlikely turn of events wasn't a choice. Stanley walked through a door next to a larger closed door next to a pile of crates. Stanley walked down the hallway, past multiple numbered doors, and into one white door with "The Stanley Parable!" written in red letters. Stanley walked into the room, and saw one monitor sitting above a single button. Stanley pressed the button and it uttered "Eight.".Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.

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...Stanley was so bad at following directions, it was amazing he wasn't fired years ago. Stanley had stepped onto a shipping platform, hearing the babbling of the voice in his head trying to explain to him how he only wanted to help him. Stanley jumped right off of it, and ended up not on the ground, as he was too dull to notice it had begun to move a few moments prior. Stanley was falling, his limbs flailing, and the voice in his head speaking to him about how Stanley was in control and was very powerful. Stanley hit the ground with a thud.Stanley stood up. The deranged voice in Stanley's head was quite flabbergasted by this, and ranted and raved about how this unlikely turn of events wasn't a choice. Stanley walked through a door next to a larger closed door next to a pile of crates. Stanley walked down the hallway, past multiple numbered doors, and into one white door with "The Stanley Parable!" written in red letters. Stanley walked into the room, and saw one monitor sitting above a single button. Stanley pressed the button and it uttered "Eight.".Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.Eight.

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