Spoof news stories from Friday 6 June 2014

Some movies which are panned by critics nevertheless are highly successful due to word of mouth praises by people who've seen the movie. They tell their friends and family, who tell their friends, and so on, until the movie is a hit, despite those 'o...

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, SOUTH BEACH --The Miami Heat have hired legendary gymnastics coach Bela Karolyi to carry their star LeBron James up and down the court in case his cramping persists in the NBA finals against the San Antonio Spurs.
"You can...

Don't tell Republicans, but in the November 2014 election, the Democrats will keep the Senate and regain the House of Representatives, and say hello once again to: Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.
Democrats will succeed only if the Republican...

A Fort Lauderdale man is claiming that his hangover, a result of a night of excessive drinking, smoking and more drinking is probably a lot more painful than childbirth.
Duncan Whitehead, 47, who right now is suffering from an excruciating headach...

Hillary Clinton, who was escorted from an unannounced White House visit last Thursday, has now reportedly escaped from a mental health evaluation hospital in New York.
Reports being picked up off the wire indicate that following her daring jump f...