Wednesday, June 5, 2013

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: Traitors In Our Midst

Dear Cadre;

We'd like to call attention to some so called KBOO supporters spreading lies about the cadre's successful board confrontation Monday which will release the KBOO membership from their oppressive bonds they didn't know they had until we spammed about it for almost 8 weeks straight.

This comment in particular shows the moral turpitude to which the enemy has sunk, blatant treachery to our cause:

The people yelling and shouting and bullying last night DO NOT represent
the membership. 99% of the membership is very satisfied with KBOO or
they would have been there yelling and shouting too. Looks like your
bullies are 1 percenters.

The first order of business: to protect our glorious revolution, I call on all cadre to hunt this "-" down. "-" will not confuse The People implying a possibly accurate Occupy Wall Street comparison. We will not rest until we know "-" REAL NAME, address, phone number, library fines, donor card, spouse, pets, tax history and espresso preferences. The ENEMIES of the People will be shown NO MERCY. As we know, MERCY and REASON are also ENEMIES of the People.

Remember cadre, be always on the watch for those who would derail you from fulfilling our glorious vision: the reasonable, the logical, that ubiquitous tempter "common sense". The Enemy will be known by their insistence on FACTS and provable knowledge.

The revolution as we know it exists only in our minds. But, by spreading the message like Ebola, we can change that. Through the sheer power of repetition, things that aren't real can become real if only we have the will to fertilize the Internet as much as humanly possibly.

DEFECTING FROM THE INNER PARTY?

Then start packing for the Happy Valley Reeducation Center, where we guarantee ALL Party Members WILL be HAPPY.

But seriously folks...

For readers who don't know the background, this blog was started by a group of KBOO radio fans.

Recent events at the station have been blown out of proportion by a small group of KBOO members who feel threatened by actions of management trying to address the very real issue of financial trouble and keep the station viable.

These people instead believe they are victims of a conspiracy involving Station Navigator Lynn Fitch and have promoted their cause with the worst kind of missionary zeal, in some cases using unethical tactics like impersonation. They call themselves "Keep KBOO KBOO" and appear to be led by Theresa Mitchell, who has a penchant for using revolutionary imagery and jargon. Allies include KBOO Board members abusing their influence. This begged for satire, thus this blog was born.

We are documenting the ongoing tussle and any new fibs and misinformation the "Keep KBOO KBOO" crowd creates. They also have a website called savekboo.org . We recommend anyone leaving comments there to archive them in text or images, as a certain amount of rewriting history is known to happen there.

BACK TO THE BARRICADES COMRADES!!!!

Praise for "Save KBOO from Save KBOO"

"is the funniest thing I've read in a long time." - delighted at Portland Indymedia June 7, 2013

"Anyway, the obsessives here are directly and clearly defined by how many 'NYAH NYAH NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH (e.g. "save kboo from asave kboo")'-titled smear-blog Obsessive Paranoiac websites they can manage to create in a week. " -huh? at Portland Indymedia June 7, 2013