Maria Shriver may have leaked her husband's affair to the media. Two newspapers published photos of Arnold's tween love child—and in one pic he's holding a can of beer. Christina Hendricks describes her "obviously real" breasts. Lindsay Lohan shows off her right breast for the cameras. Tuesday gossip gets sleazy.

TMZ says a "hysterical" Maria Shriver is the one who first tipped off reporters to the story of Arnold's love child. After figuring out that her housekeeper and husband had knocked boots in "late April or very early May," Maria reportedly "wanted to hold a news conference," but her "people" talked her down to a handful of planted stories. Meanwhile, the Shriver-Schwarzenegger split could be one of the costliest divorces in history, eclipsing the $100 million that Elin Nordogren got from Tiger Woods. [TMZ, Popeater, NYPost, image via Getty]

Entertainment Tonight is set to air a video of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger "lavishing praise" on a "beaming" Mildred Patricia Baena at a quinceanera party. Among other things, Shriver said she was "proud" of Patty for "being a single mother of five kids." [NYDN]

And the first publication to print a picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger interacting with his son is… News of the World! The image isn't online, but an article about Arnold's preference for "ugly women" is. [Radar, NOTW]

The first American publication to print a picture of Schwarzenegger's 13-year-old son posing with a can of Tecate, accompanied by quotes from his MySpace page is... The Daily! Didn't see that one coming, did you? [Daily]

Final Sperminator item: Jane Seymour claims to have inside info on more illegitimate offspring: "I heard about two more [out of wedlock kids] somebody else knows about. I even met someone who knows him well." Dr. Quinn, medicine woman, then mounted a horse and rode off into the sunset, seeking and healing the heartbroken tabloid fixtures of the covered-wagon set, one day at a time. [CNN]

Christina Hendricks on her bountiful bust: "It's so bizarre that people are constantly asking if my breasts are real or fake. They're so obviously real that anyone who's ever seen or touched a breast would know." Better believe her big, bold boobs are bona fide. [DailyMail]

Lindsay Lohan is in Miami. Accomplishments so far: Partying until 4:30AM and exposing her right breast, left nipple, and panty-clad crotch during a photo shoot. She'll start house arrest sometime in the next week or two. [P6]

John Mayer is "discreetly" dating Renee Zellweger. But he's also going on double dates at beer gardens in Brooklyn! A man of romantic versatility. [P6]

When Florence Welch was a child, she wanted to be a witch when she grew up. [Nylon]