Turns out, there is actually a law against hurting fee fees!

One can only assume this is what trans* are referring to, when they whinge about their “fee-fees” and threaten to have people “locked up” for hurting said fee-fees. If this is the case, then I fully agree. It is wrong to hurt people’s FiFi’s. Whomever is hurting the FiFi’s should stop, immediately. Thank you.

There is no longer a legal way to stop a woman from speaking her mind, but of course there is always the traditional way, which these folks are already using while feigning innocence.
Enormous
Mendacious
Disembodied
Anus
Sing it to the tune of Kokomo!