Ok...
Riddle-
A man has to chose one room of three to die in (there is no option to not pick a room). The first is one with blazing fire and obviously it's really hot... duh! The second is one with two lions that haven't eaten in two years. The third is one with tons of loaded troops about to let their guns go as soon as someone walks in. Which room is the safest?

okay i have one. there is a guy found shot to death in his car. all the doors and windows are rolled up and locked. but the gun that was used to **** him is in the back seat. what happened? oh yeah by the way there was no blood anywhere.