Top Five Reasons To Beware The Bunny…

Last week our good friend Rasta Randy brought us some brownies, and we ended up watching an incredibly terrifying movie marathon. Now our tenderness toward rabbits has been scared straight out of our Easter Basket.

Are we the only ones who think “harmless” and “cute” are associated FAR TOO OFTEN with these Vermin of the Earth? Below is a collection of demonic hairballs Nature forgot to coddle.

Remember those obnoxious scenes in the Matrix movie… follow the white rabbit, Neo… save the world, Neo… go to the rave, Neo… don’t let the bus go under 50, Neo…

Yeah, that movie was pretty bad. Now every time we hear [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Jefferson Airplane[/lastfm]’s White Rabbit, we’re can’t help but fear that The Matrix is real. That, or, Keanu Reeves is somewhere nearby and wants to act for us.

Cartoons… Ain’t they a stinker? Always trying to invade our crazy world with their sensibleplane of existence. Or could it be that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a metaphor of something more… something sinister…

Roger Rabbit hosts the mass exodus of our television and destroys our childhood.

On the other hand, we’ve never been more turned on by Jessica Rabbit. That’s not so bad.