How do I use it? Hammers can actually be really dangerous, trust me I hurt myself a lot! Let’s just trust the experts at WikiHow on this one

When do I use it? When can’t you use a hammer? Miss MorningWood uses it to pull nails out of lathe and to push our lathe pieces into place on our panels. We use it with a chisel to chip bark off logs and we use it with nails for…many things. You should absolutely use both “hammered” and “nailed” as verbs as often as possible. If you are a lesbian, you will certainly need to use a hammer once or twice in your life to impress a girl. We suggest splitting wood for a fire while sporting a red flannel (which should work for men trying to “nail” straight girls too.) Check out The Family HandyMan for a few other uses and the amazing Hammer Like a Girl blog for inspiration!