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Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery service Spaced Out DC have this cross of Grandaddy Purp and Gas Mask to share with you! And you know Spaced Out always has a huge gift selection for you to choose from. Here’s what’s on tap: Purple PunchDiamond OGCookiesPurple CandyRuthless OGHash…

Our friends at DC gift weed pick-up service PuffPuff DC got more flavors than Baskin Robbins, baby! Above you’ll see their Banana Sherbet flowers. Give ’em a call at 202-262-0927 for all of today’s available gifts! Review: Alien OG More PuffPuff DC Photos!

The second half of today’s double-header is the flavor of the season, Purple Punch! This brilliant-hued sample comes from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp who we reviewed last week. Other flowers available today include: Cinex Rainbow Kush MPK/Monster Corey OG Sticky Monkey #4 Three Kings Sour Kush Zkittlez Platinum…

We’re doin’ tw-tw-Two for Tuesday, baby! First up is this gorgeous Lemon OG from Bagged Buds’ exclusive flower gift selection. Available for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC! Here’s the full list of gifts available today: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!

Crikey! Now that’s a preroll. 2 grams of Green Label Grinders‘ locally grown flower and kief in a blunt wrap with a wooden tip. My goodness. You can easily fit a roll of nickels in that tube and the King Kong Preroll takes up most of it. You’re gonna need…

Ready for some buds to go with this beautiful day, baby? Here’s today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Dope City Supreme. They’ve also got a new line of CBD gifts in, keep scrollin’!

DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds has Biscotti flowers to share with you today! This indica-dominant hybrid would make a delightful companion to a nice latte during the daytime or a treat all by itself in the evening. Or maybe with a cupcake. I know, I’m so…

Welcome to the Jungle, baby! You’re gonna get friiiiiiiiiiiied! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery are sure to whet your Appetite for Destruction with this Blue Cheese! Also available today are Purple Diesel, Animal G4, & Purple Punch. You can visit Diamond…

Great White Shark Pick-Ups by Appointment in Washington, DC Open Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Monday from 10am-8pm. Our friends at Green Label Grinders have some Great White Shark to share with you today. Cue up a Jaws marathon, Quint! We’re gonna need a bigger bowl! Other available gifts from Green…

DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Kali Mist flowers to share with you! If this sparkly, classic sativa isn’t quite your speed tonight, no worries, DC TeaPad also has Purple Power Plant, Classic Cookies, and Lemon Banana Sherbet. Thank goodness we live in a part of…

DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds has some excellent Purple Candy to share with you today! It’s a little bit Purp! It’s a little bit sweet! And sure to please unicorns, centaurs, and pegasus alike, but they’ve got plenty of other goodies available for you. If you…

Hey, Spring! Anytime you’re ready, bud, I am tired of the cold and wanna run around in cut-off short-shorts already. At least we have Lava Cookies to keep us warm! Available today from our friends at DC weed delivery service Canamelo along with Peanut Butter Breath and Sour Cookies flowers.…

Mendo Breath Delivery in Washington, DC Mon-Thurs 11am-11pm Fri-Sat 11am-2am. I can’t believe Bryce Harper signed with the Phillies. That’s a real turn of the knife, that is. But let’s show a little class and refrain from chucking our bobblehead collections at him when he visits. After all, weed’s legal…

You don’t have to wait until the dreadful annual reminder of your own fading mortality by friends and family to enjoy this Birthday Cake, baby! Available today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad along with Hazy Jones and Blueberry (Jack the) Ripper. Review: AK-47…

Mint Julep Pick-Ups by Appointment in Washington, DC Open Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Monday from 10am-8pm. Our friends at Green Label Grinders have some spectacular Mint Julep to share with you today! The sweet mint aroma smells just like chewing gum, smokes incredibly smooth, and grinds down to the soft,…

Gentleman Toker knows how to turn those blustery Monday frowns upside down, baby! Check out this Grape Punch from DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds. It smells delicious and will make you forget all about splitting atoms or writing spreadsheets or whatever it is you do to fund…

Happy Saturday, my warbling, wassailing wildebeests! Today our friends at DCvgift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have these Blueberry Kush flowers to share with you! PS they also do pick-ups. Other gifts available today include Green Fairy, Afgoo, Lemonade, Master Kush, and Berry White. Schedule your appoint now and we’ll see you in…

2019 and we are still finding new brands eager to enter DC’s frenzied fray of gift weed delivery & pick-up services, each determined to be faster, better, and more unique than those that came before. Pinnacle Product sells collectibles like sets of die-cast cars but they don’t need really need…

Say aloha to Kona everybody! This strain’s genetics originally hail from the Big Island in Hawaii but you can sacrifice them in your personal glass volcano here in DC courtesy of gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad! Also available today are Sour Diesel, Granola Funk, and U.K. classic Cheese!…

Now that the beautiful snow is just a bunch of slush, our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds can bring you weed gifts, hooray! Today they have much-ballyhooed Mac flowers, pictured above, along with a bunch of other gifts for you to choose from. Oh, right! Be sure…

So, sometimes I think back on all the crazy shit I’ve said over the past couple years, mistakes I’ve made along the way, and get kinda down. But then I remember that today is gonna be somebody’s very first day here on GentlemanToker! I can’t change the past, but I…

With so many gift weed delivery services filling the space left behind when Congress interfered with DC’s plans for a retail tax and sale program, brands are always looking for ways to stand out from the competition. How about fresh, all-organic food delivered right to your door from Wifey Treats…

Happy Saturday! Today our friends at gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have Green Fairy flowers to share with you, aka the popular sativa Green Crack, but I’m changing it cuz mine’s objectively better and it doesn’t make me think of that time that I mistakenly let this cable guy into…

Oh, this is a particularly joyous Friday, my ferocious, feral frogmen! The weather’s beautiful, the government is gonna stay open for a while (at least long enough to get your resume over to Amazon), and no doubt best news of all, gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad has Super…

Ah, February 14th and love, love is in the air…no, wait sniff sniff THAT’S WEED! LOTS AND LOTS OF WEED! This Valentine’s Day our friends at DC gift weed delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some choice Starfield flowers (pictured above) to share with you along with so many different strains you…

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! Did you forget??? Not to worry, my hopeful Romeos, our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme anticipated exactly this scenario and stocked the shelves with enough Roses, Candles, and Bath Bombs to fuel a localized population surge tomorrow. Naturally, the gifts…

The February Hemper Box is here! The Gentleman is a big Hemper fan. I’ve reviewed a handful of subscription boxes for stoners and The Hemper Box is my favorite so far. The monthly bong or dab rig you get is an attractive piece of glass that’s fun, not kitsch; functional,…

Today our friends at gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Platinum Bubba (above photo) to share with you! Also available today are Wedding Cake, Animal Glue, and Zkittles. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien OG More…

Fresh bouquets of CBD hemp flowers just dropped at 529 Vapes in Baltimore! Not only do they have the Mothership I wrote about last week back on the shelf, they’ve also got this lovely Special Sauce, which, if you’ll recall, is my entire character arc. After nine long seasons, Morty! The…

Positively jubilant news, my pernicious pack of phantasmic piranha! Hidden Leaf DC has expanded and is now available in NYC! Whether you’re roaming the Nation’s Capital or the Big Apple, the jonin of the Hidden Leaf are holding you down with high quality buds like the classic Skywalker OG flowers…

Only good vibes pass thru this Gas Mask, baby! It won’t help you cross the Radioactive Zone, of course, but after a fat blunt your second head will chill out and then you can concentrate on hunting the flesh of your fellow humanoids instead of bickering with each other, so…

Behold Hades OG, my razor-fanged harpies! Freshly reclaimed from The Pit by our friends at I71 weed pick-up service Green Label Grinders. Schedule your appointment to get yours now! Here’s the full list of flowers they have available to share with you today: SATIVA Blue Magic INDICA Hades OG (above) Forbidden…

Merry Super Bowl’s Eve, everybody! Schedule your appointment with I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 before the game so you don’t have to miss a single commercial getting up to answer the door! Today they have Blackberry Kush flowers to share with you today (pictured above) along with White Tahoe Cookies, Afgoo, and Classic Cookies.…

Stopped by the grand opening of District Hemp’s second location in Leesburg and got my hands on some CBD coffee! Pot-O-Coffee’s Jamaican Me Crazy blend of kahlua, caramel, and vanilla is a quite tasty, lightly acidic medium roast, plus the infused Heneplex cuts back on the jitters and racing thoughts…

Soak up those sexy thirty-five degree temperatures while you can, mijos, the Polar Vortex approacheth! That sounds crazy scary. What if it never goes away? What if it’s the beginning of a new Ice Age in our own backyards the day after tomorrow? I bet you’ll feel bad for driving a…

Happy Saturday, mes amis! Today our friends at I71 delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some sparkly Presidential Kush marijuana flowers (pictured above). to share with you! If that don’t float your boat, Cap’n, well I’m sure we can find something on this nearly Baskin Robbins-sized list of gifts that will. If variety…

WOOOOO BABY YEAH! A deal has been reached to end the shutdown and we got three, count ’em three hot hot weeks of government-funded action comin’ at ya, baby! Hey, I’m just glad that so many of our friends and neighbors are getting back to work before we started outfitting…

Check out these pretty Pineapple Mango Kush flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! Our amigos buenos at DCD also have Glookies, High School Sweeheart, and these Purple Headband flowers to share with you today! You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via…

Today we’re gonna talk about the Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets, or as I like to call ’em, my weed pills. Hooray! We reviewed the Dixie Elixir Half & Half last June, which is licensed in Maryland by Curio Wellness, and found it effective, if not cost-effective for folks with…

I got an email this weekend from one of my newsletter subscribers that is a conservative(?) and wasn’t to cuss me out (!?!) They had decided to write their Republican delegate for not supporting marijuana legalization and wanted to share their letter with me. They literally threatened to vote Democrat…

Right, so today’s the day we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday, who most of us still agree was a pretty awesome dude who shared with us a dream of a better society which, of course, pissed off the people who were doing just fine, thank you all…

So I was at the bar the other night (cuz there’s no where for stoners to congregate without worry of raids. Plus, I remember very clearly from when we could, they were total sausage fests) and this cute girl is eavesdropping a bit and sidles up to the conversation I…

In further evidence that we are living in the classiest timeline, today college football champion Clemson Tigers were invited to our fair city to dine at the White House, but since the cooking staff is furloughed, Russia’s Bottom Bitch served up a platter of Wendy’s and McDonald’s instead. GASP! How…

Hope y’all enjoyed the snow, cuz it sounds like we’re in for another round later this week! Aargh. The only good things about snow are hot chocolate and snuggling up with someone you like. Other than that it’s just extra unpaid shoveling and no one will deliver pizza. Or weed…

Stock up on flowers now before the snow gets here! As always, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got exactly what you need to stay extra-toasty this weekend. No, not Snuggies. That is a fabulous idea, though, ten points for Hufflepuff! I meant they have these tasty Runtz…

Oooh, I got a goodie from the wayback bin for you guys, today! Have a listen to Starsailor’s 2005 opus On the Outside. Super solid all around, full of melodies and harmonies and such, you’ll like it. FYI, I have updated this post to remove the offensive jokes about metal enthusiasts,…

Good afternoon buzz, my friends. This is Cliff Biffington, real life reporter dude with an important update on the status of marijuana legalization in the District. Well, I don’t know how important it is, really, but you might as well read about it here on my site excuse me, Gentleman Toker’s site.…

Week 3 of the shutdown and I’m starting to panic. Hello??? Who is governing me, please??? I’M NOT S’POSED TO BE ALONE THIS LONG! Desperate for some semblance of bureaucratic normalcy during the shutdown, I’ve turned to binging Parks & Rec on Netflix. I think it was a huge mistake…

Our government may be shut down, DC’s vaunted museums may be shuttered, our national parks slowly turning into landfills because people are just the absolute worst (I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords), but you can count on our friends at I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 to brighten your gray…

It’s the first Friday of 2019, baby! This is the year it all changes. Flying cars. Robot maids. Unredacted, irrefutable proof of the existence of Transformers. It’s gonna be sa-weeeeeet! And just how are you planning to celebrate, hmm? How’s about some sultry Lava Cakes, pictured above, now available from…

Oooh, have you guys watched Black Mirror: Bandersnatch yet? I loved the Choose Your Own Adventure gimmick. The first time thru. Then I get bored. Cuz it’s also a game somehow? But one you can’t really win, unless SPOILER ALERT you consider putting out a 2.5 star game without killing…

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!! Hope y’all had a blast. I spent mine locked in a dark room fighting demons, naturally. Don’t be jelly! It’s literally the only way I can get off these days. Actually, considering it’s the only holiday I did that this year, it’s pretty good progress! Speaking…

WOO WOO! HELLO PARTY PEOPLES! What are you doing tonight? Personally, I’m gonna check out the super sketchy party at some lounge or whatever I saw advertised on an h-stake sign on the side of the road. What better way to ring in the New Year than walking into what is…

Have you heard Palace Winter’s Nowadays yet? Definitely my favorite album of 2018 and the most impressive sophomore effort I’ve heard in a long while. So many bands fail to recapture their original spark in their second album, but Nowadays feels like discovering a new city with an old friend. The…

Congrats, baby, you made it to Friday! Now that the in-laws are gone and the kids have already broken their noisiest toys, you can finally kick back, spark a jay, and watch Bird Box on Netflix. I dunno if it’s a great movie, but I love me some apocalypse and…

Christmas is gone but we still got plenty trees under the tree, baby! Metaphorically, of course, I don’t have an actual tree in my house because trees belong outside, obviously, circulating what little oxygen will remain when the rainforests have been razed into boats for the impending WaterWorld sequel, unless…

Hope y’all had a great holiday! Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blueberry Kush and Pineapple Flash gifts. Oh! Remember to get yourself one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints,…

We are doing one more weed giveaway in 2018 and it’s a doozy, baby! I’m giving out not one, not two, but EIGHT FREE QUARTERS this Friday! Kinda sad, this is gonna be the last free weed giveaway we run here at GTHQ. Thank you guys so much for signing…

Only a couple more days to stock up on cannabis to make your visit with in-laws and other people’s children more tolerable, friends. Stock up now! Don’t go emailing me at ten o’clock on Christmas Eve asking where the weed’s at! I’ll be on the roof staking out Saint Nick…

Ok, so I’ve gone ahead and solved the whole ‘government shutdown’ thingy y’all were worried about. See, a wall is an incredibly dumb idea that only fills the pockets of ol’ Donny’s contracting buddies. But if you take those $5 Bs and you invest ’em in additional Border Patrol agents,…

Ah, another government shutdown looms. What could be more fun than A Christmas Purge? It’ll be just like Fortnite IRL! Plus I’ve already got my own dance! But I can’t show you til the patent is approved, Epic ain’t jackin’ this sweet GT joint like they did Carlton. It’s very sexy,…

Ho ho ho, baby! Today our friends at I71 delivery fave Spaced Out DC have backed the sleigh up with more so many gifts to share with all the adults 21+ who have been so very, very good this year! And you have, haven’t you? You run the maze, you get…

Tis the season to be jolly, so let’s deck the halls with buds of Platinum Kush! Available today from our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds, falalalalala. I keep trying to play the song in my head but I only downloaded the Flintstones commercial version, apparently, cuz…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery & pick-up fave PuffPuff DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The…

Wow! Check out my photo of the Pre ’98 Bubba Kush available today from our friends at PuffPuff DC! I mean, sure, it helps to have a photogenic subject, but that’s a helluva pic. Is there some kind of award for cannabis photographers I should be winning? No, you probably have to…

Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have some gorgeous Grandaddy Purp to share with you! Even better, they exhibit the classic Purp smell we wuvv so much- rich, warm, a bit spicy…mmm. That’s the stuff, baby! If I were a stoner, which I am, I’d be…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The…

May I interrupt your Super Smash Bros binge for a moment with these Super Blue Dream flowers from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? They also have Blue Cookies, Super Glue and Burmese Kush gifts to share with you today. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Mimosa and Vanilla Kush. And don’t…

Welcome to the weekend, baby! Just in time, too. Between the office, the holidays, the kids…who has time to grow their own marijuana? Thankfully, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got you covered with gifts galore this most stressful season. Today they’ve got Animal Cookies, Grease Monkey,…

Today our friends at I71 pick-up fave PuffPuffDC have some frosty and delicious Sour Grape flowers to share with you, Washington! Photo above, naturally, but the internets aren’t scratch’n’sniff for…obvious reasons…so you’ll have to take my word for the second part until you schedule your own appointment to check it out! Review:…

Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have the classic sativa Sour Diesel to share with you, extra-frosty, just the way you like ’em, baby. And there’s plenty more strains where that came from- schedule an appointment for your own gift today! Cuz I don’t know…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Cloud 9! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply…

Don’t let those grey clouds get ya down, amigo! Today you can get Burmese Kush (pictured above) from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 along with Blue Cookies and the Super Glue I showed you last week. Plus there’s a new season of MST3K on Netflix! You’re gonna need all three to survive…The Gauntlet! It’s pretty…

Today’s gift selection from I71 fave Green Label Grinders (available exclusively via pick-up appointment) includes the Key Lime Pie flowers pictured above on the leg of my jeans. That’s right, baby, I literally run this site by the seat of my pants. Good thing I washed ’em! The jeans, I mean. Not…

While you’re out getting gifts for all the Whos in your Whoville, don’t neglect to get one for yourself, honey! You deserve something nice, you’ve been awfully good this year. Well, other than The Incident with The Neighbors, but the siding was replaced months ago and Bob’s limp is hardly…

We’ll have to call you Dorothy if you win this week’s giveaway, cuz Dope City Supreme is sending you off to see the Wizards! All you have to do for your chance to win one of their hot new DC 5 Packs of individually-sealed prerolled joints PLUS two tickets to see…

Support your I71 gifters this Small Business Saturday like Cloud 9 instead of going outside where it’s raining and cold to drive to the mall to fight for a parking spot to pick over the carcasses of yesterday’s sales and wait in endless lines and buy too many cream-filled pretzels,…

Why risk getting curb-stomped at Wal-Mart over a $99 tablet when you can relax at home where it’s warm and you can get weed delivered from your favorite I71 gifters? That’s right, baby, it’s a Black Friday Extravaganja!!! DC TeaPad Skywalker OG, Rocket Fuel, Petrol on Fire GET 15% OFF…

Turkey, check. Potatoes, check. Weed? Wait, I thought you were bringing the weed, man! No worries, you still have time to hit up I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs for flower gifts like the Purple Punch pictured above. They’ve also got Exotic Prerolls on deck if you’re (understandably) too…

There’s still time to get weed before the in-laws arrive, but you better hurry! Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have some pretty Blue Gelato flowers (pictured above) along with Candy Kush and the Gelato 33 I showed you last week. Now that you got some…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 20th reply received this week wins a pair of holiday…

Gotta love a snow day immediately followed by a warm day that melts the heck out of it. It’s like a considerate guest cleaning up after themselves and making the bed before they leave and everything. Awww. Well now I feel bad for questioning their allegiance to Yog-Shoggoth, loudly, as…

Yaaaaay Snow Day!!! The first one’s kinda fun. I spent mine in bed, but not the way that I would have liked to spend it in bed, if you get what I’m drifting at, wocka wocka. Statistics tell us a bunch of snow babies are conceived every time this happens.…

Have yourself a gander at this exceptional batch of Gelato #33 available today from our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds! Beautiful, frosty, with a refined aroma, these flowers are leaving DC fast, like Bryce Harper fast, like Crystal City housing prices post-Amazon fast, like, like, very fast, man,…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave DC Green Kings! All you have to do for your chance to win HALF A FRIKKIN OUNCE TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 20th…

WARNING: BLUE COOKIES ARE EXTREME GAS. HANDLE KNOWING THAT EVERYONE ON THE SUBWAY IS LOOKING AT YOU. YES THEY CAN SMELL IT. I CAN SMELL IT FROM THE INTERNET, SON. Seriously, these Blue Cookies flowers have fill-the-room, blow-up-your-spot pungency. Get on the Blue Cookies from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 right…

Well, my star-children, it has been a week, wouldn’t you say? Congrats to Michigan for legalizing adult-use sales wooooo! And to Utah for passing medical marijuana. Don’t forget about decriminalization measures passing in fourteen Wisconsin counties and five Ohio cities. We see you baby! And progressive cannabis-first voters awkward hate/teeth-clenching…

Noble lords and gentle ladies of District Prime, may I present to you the Royal Kush! Just in from our one of our favored I71 delivery gifters, Da DoGooders, this indica boasts an elegant aroma and potency that will have your retinue high as horses. Other gifts available today from…

The Gentleman is holding off on his plan to escape America in an UP-style balloon house. It sounded fun at first, but the logistics of getting flowers from Spaced Out DC delivered to my humble skypad provide a challenge, plus I gotta get all my helium from Ivory Coast pirates…

Maryland’s medical marijuana program doesn’t allow what you’d traditionally think of as edibles, but companies have been able to get around the restriction with various tinctures, elixirs, tablets, and so on. Above you see Chewable Troches from Verano, pronounced tro-key not tro-shay which sounds more elegant, or at least I…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Illuminate DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of the happy Hippy Crippler flowers pictured above TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send…

Halloween is over but you know the Gentleman has plenty of treats left in his bag, baby! How ’bout the classic cannabis cultivar AK-47 (above), available today from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? Also available today are Blue Cookies, Pina Colada Frosty, Animal Cookies, and White OG. FYI, there’s an…

Happy Friday, baby! Now you can finally relax and nurse that hangover from Wednesday. Well, whose bright idea was it to chase Fireball with Goldschlager? Oh, right, mine. My bad. How ’bout I make it up to you with some truly fine, frosty, stinky Sticky Monkey from I71 delivery fave…

Everybody had a good time last night? Ready to let le bon temps rouler into November? Ok, baby! That’s what I like about you, you’re my kind of maniac. We’ll start with these Sour Cheese hybrid flowers (pictured above) from I71 pick-up fave PuffPuffDC! If that don’t get your motor running,…

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! You’re not gonna let a little thing like Wednesday get in the way of a good time, are you? Our friends at I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs (back with a swank new site), like helpful Igors, eagerly await the order to throw that switch and turn…

A ghastly greetings to you on this fine Devil’s Night, my garrison of gnarled ghouls and garish grotesqueries! No reason to delay the festivities until tomorrow- you can get your monsters mashing today with flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds. Their classic Super Silver Haze flowers are…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 pick-up fave Green Label Grinders! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th…

WOOO! YEAH! You ready for the best Friday on the frickin’ calendar, baby? Halloween weekend!!! Oh, squee!!! And there’s no new season of Stranger Things to keep you or me (me) on the couch, neither. I mean, that Christine McConnell show is kinda rad if you’re into, like, a modern,…

This Saturday, 10/27, National Expungement Week is hosting two clinics in our area, one in DC and one in College Park. This is an excellent opportunity for those personally affected by America’s misguided, failed War on Drugs to get their record expunged for free, so please share this info! Here’s…

Ohmagerrrd this election cycle is waaaay too tense. Are you tense? I’m tense, man. Why didn’t George Soros tell the globalist cabal to hold the migrant caravan until after the elections? Unless they’re trying to get the Trump admin to lock up little kids again right before we vote? Why,…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Hidden Leaf DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th…

Now available from our friends at District Hemp, CBD Dog Treats from cbdMD! That’s right, baby! Don’t worry about getting Mr. Poopers high- while CBD is psychoactive, it ain’t the ‘get stoned and eat all the Fritos kind.’ Anecdotal evidence suggests it can ease the pain of arthritic old joints…

DC TeaPad’s Platinum Cookies aren’t just another sparkly face. This hybrid has a phenomenal nose, sugary and cinnamony and YUM. Get your gift now before they’re all gone! Also available from this I71 delivery fave is the classic sativa-dominant hybrid Blue Dream and indica-dominant hybrid Silverback Gorilla. Ooh, that sounds…

Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blackberry Kush and Bruce Banner gifts. You should probably pick up one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints, too, don’t you think? I always like to have…

FIRE IN THE BOWL!!! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is their gorgeous signature strain Grape Grenades (above) along with Vanilla Gelato, Sour Diesel, and Wedding Cake flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Oh, right! As…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply…

Lumbergh can run his own damn TPS reports, it’s Friday, baby! Time to kick up your feet and fire up the Fire OG (above), now available from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad. They also have Gelato, San Fernando Valley OG, and Trap Star flower gifts to choose from, so you can…

Today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 includes the White OG flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Double Blue Dream, Pina Colada Frosty, and Animal Cookies. Cloud 9 delivers, so you don’t have to go out in this bleh weather. But if you do, Bob…

The latest gem from the Green Label Grinders I71 garden is this Lemon Haze (sativa) pictured above, but if that ain’t your speed, don’t worry ’bout a thing, Keanu. Not only do they have plenty of pretty flowers for you to choose from, but they offer the flexibility of pickup and…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 pick-up & delivery fave Diamond City Delivery! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter.…

Check out the Banana Split flowers available today from I71 pick-up fave PuffPuff DC! Perfect for sharing with that special someone on a beautiful fall day here in the Capital Wasteland or smoke ’em all to yourself, cuz you’re pretty special all by yourself, my intricate little snowflake, and you don’t…

Dream no more, baby, your weekend estas aqui with the beautiful Sueno flowers pictured above, available today from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad along with Platinum Cookies and Sour Kosher gifts! I already went outside and got my bud so I get to stay inside and binge Queer Eye for the…

YEAH!!! GT is coast to coast like Space Ghost, baby! Well, not literally, I wouldn’t fuck Ocean City again with your dick, but close e-damn-nough. Google Maps said it’d be 13 hours from my starting point in Iowa City yesterday but it took 16 and a half hours with minimal…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply received…

BEHOLD, MORTALS! California-based Jungle Boys is one of the hottest names in the nation for cannabis. You may have heard of them already, but now you get to see their flowers through the Gentleman’s lens. This is their Jungle Cake, a cross between White Fire #43 and Wedding Cake, that…

Check out the Purple Punch NOW AVAILABLE from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! The full list of flower gifts available today is below for your perusal, my friend, at your convenience, of course. If you’d rather get your flowers rolled and ready to smoke, look no further than…

LET US SMOKE CAKE! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is the very popular Wedding Cake strain along with White Alien OG, Banana Do-si-dos, and God’s Green Crack flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…

Say there, friend. You like the kinda person that could use a free ounce of weed, yeah? Who couldn’t, amirite? Well, the Gentleman is delighted to tell you that our dearest compadres at I71 delivery fave Canamelo have very generously put up enough Purple Tangie, pictured above (and quite purple,…

After miles and miles of panoramic, nearly barren Utah desert, the bright lights of Vegas were a welcome respite on my way to the golden coast. Of course, you know what’s Always On My Mind– the closest dispensary! In this case, that happened to be Planet 13, which happened to have…

Today’s gift selection from I71 pick-up fave PuffPuff DC includes the regal King Louis XIII above. Ok, so at first I thought King Louis XIII was the one that murdered all his wives, and while dark, would kinda make sense in that ‘off with yer head’ kinda vibe, but no, that was…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. I know you’re feelin’ the need for speed, but slow up, Goose! The…

You may have heard me mention how much I like the STATS Guide as a reference for determining cannabis quality once or twice- that’s actually put out by a vertically-integrated dispensary/grower in Denver called Good Chemistry. Yesterday I popped in to their Aurora shop to see how well they held up…

“Computer?” “Query, User: Not Designated?” “What should I listen to if, like, I want to like Depeche Mode, but I don’t, really?” “Query?” “I mean, I like the singles and stuff. There’s a tribute album where Smashing Pumpkins covers Never Let Me Down Again that’s pretty good-” “Stop talking, User:…

Alright, alright, the hurricane’s off (“What’s ‘e say?” “Sez ‘erricane’s off, mother.” “Oh, shame, and I had me nice poncho picked out an’ everythin.”), but you can still stock up on quality buds, my luvs. Just look at that pretty Purple Punch! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave…

OHMYGOD A HURRICANE’S A’COMIN’ Y’ALL!!! The news is all like FLORENCE: SHE’S GONNA MESS YOU UP. It sounds like we’re out of the Danger Zone but you’re gonna have a hard time getting bud delivered if the roads are flooded or you can’t charge your phone or- aghast! your in-laws from…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Dope City Supreme! All you have to do for your chance to win one of their hot new DC 5 Packs of individually-sealed prerolled joints PLUS an eighth of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up…

For the Gentleman who can’t be bothered with trivial details like rolling their own joints or choosing their flower gift but merely wants their weed, and wants it NOW, damn your eyes, and ready to smoke, too, I71 pick-up & delivery fave Dope City just rolled out their DC 5…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 pick-up faves, PuffPuff DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a TOTALLY FREE quarter-ounce of flower is is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out…

Look, up in the sky- is it a bird? A plane? No, it’s YOU, my mild-mannered reporters, with a little help from Superman OG, now available from I71 delivery & pickup fave Green Label Grinders! They also have Blackwater, Candyland, Do-si-dos, Grease Monkey, San Fernando Valley OG, Sticky Monkey #4, Somango,…

You made it to Labor Day weekend, baby, high five good job! Here, have a peek at the Platinum Jack from DC gift weed delivery service Joint Delivery Co. They categorize their flower gifts by effect to make your selection super easy- that frosty boi above is their ‘Awake’ gift. They’ve…

Check out the Jungle Punch that just arrived from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! They also have Jet Fuel, Fire OG, Grape Pie, and that StarDawg Guava I showed you last week. You can visit them on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by my newest I71 delivery fave, GoodSmoke420! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast there, Mr. McLovin!…

Mmm, that StarDawg Guava looks good enough to eat, but don’t, cuz you can’t get high that way (I tried once). This pretty space island fruit just dropped from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery along with Jet Fuel, Headband, Super Sour Diesel, and Jungle Punch flowers! You can…

Just in time for the dog days of summer, Pineapple Haze is available today from a brand-spankin-new I71 delivery group, GoodSmoke420! They’ve also got Godzilla Glue and Nepalese flower gifts to choose from if you’re looking for a classic THC buzz, but check out their line of CBD gifts like…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery & pick-up faves, Trending Leafs! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too…

Your Friday gift selection from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 includes the Blackberry Gelato I showed you last week along with Pinot, Black Lime Reserve, and the Classic Cookies pictured above. Classic Cookies is what I call the cultivar formerly known as Girl Scout Cookies, cuz the Girl Scouts have…

Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Trending Leafs includes Do-si-dos, Zkittlez, Maui, Sunset Sherbet, Lemon OG, and pictured above, we have Mega Wellness! It just seemed right to bold a name like that. Mega Wellness. Like Max Power or Duke Thundercock. A bit on the nose, but when your flowers look-…

Doesn’t that G6 Sunrock Shatter from Verano look deeelish? Mmm-mmm-mmm! I suppose it’s called Sunrock cuz it’s served in these crazy dense nugs of shatter. You need to warm your dab tool up to get into it without splintering. The Gentleman acquired these quality dabs from one of Maryland’s hottest…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery & pick-up faves, Diamond City! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too…

Just as nature abhors a vacuum, so, too, does your Gentleman the rare hole in the daily Now Available schedule, so today we’re filling it with this photo I took of Maryland medical marijuana cultivator SunMed Growers’ greenhouse-grown Third Dimension flowers. They’ve got a long way to go to catch…

Sweet Robot Jesus, how is it only Wednesday? Well, worry not, my flock of seagulls, I71 delivery fave Pink Rabbit Collective has some beautiful Blackberry flowers (above) to help you get over the hump this week, along with Sour Diesel, OG Kush, Sour OG, Sweet Kush, and OG Cheese. Praise J35U5!…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast there, Peeta! The 10th reply received will win two bars…

The Future is here, baby, look how she sparkles! And it’s a hybrid, of course, just like the cyborgs we’ll all be forced to become if we intend to fend off an invasion of space bugs in the year of our Lord 2142. I, for one, welcome our new insect…

How does a fat slice of Grape Pie from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery sound to get you over Hump Day, baby? Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include: Citrus Clementine (Sativa) Blue Cookies (Indica) Phantom Cookies (Hybrid,…

Pardon the interruption in your regular review programming, friends, but I had to let y’all know about this High Octane OG that just dropped from I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds (pictured above). Their impressive selection of flower gifts also includes Pink Cookies, Incredible Hulk, Wedding Cake, Cherry Pie, Mendo Breath, Sunset…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, DC Green Kings! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast,…

Lawdy, look at those Sunday Mimosa flowers! My Summer Porch photo series is coming out quite nicely, if I do say so myself, which I do, and will. Anyway! This Sunday Mimosa is NOW AVAILABLE along with the Chocolope and Paris OG pictured below from I71 delivery fave Joint Delivery…

Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC Green Kings includes these classic Blue Dream flowers along with Hindu Kush, Peach Diesel, and Three Kings. If you’re not too picky and just want some awesome buds, check out their Indoor Surprise gift! Review: T.I.T.S. X More DC Green Kings Photos!

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Bagged Buds! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast, Sparky!…

You made it to Friday, baby! Now you can kick back and enjoy this beautiful weather with some equally beautiful buds, like this Gelato from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery. Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include:…

You know nothing about these Jon Snow hybrid flowers from I71 delivery fave Dope City Supreme, but you could if you wanted, cuz just like our hero after Ygritte’s demise, it’s NOW AVAILABLE! Swoon, right? Anyway, Dope City also has Sled Dog and Black Diamond flowers in their Tier 1…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Hidden Leaf DC! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast!…

So I waaaaaaas gonna write a third review in a row for my pretty duckies, but we have a more pressing concern, which is that METRC is doing an absolute shit job of maintaining their seed-to-sale tracking system in Maryland, which is required by law for medical marijuana dispensaries to…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, DC TeaPad! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast! The…

Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes the Sweet Island Skunk (ooh, sounds exotic) pictured above along with the other flowers below! Oh, hey, if you want to see your favorite Gentleman on the telly, give this one a go, guv’na! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!…

Burgers, check. Buns, check. Buds? OH NOES!!! Not to worry! One of my I71 delivery faves, Hidden Leaf DC, is open today for the holiday. Hooray! Today they’ve got Apple Fritter, Birthday Cake, and Crazy Glue to choose from (the picture above is an older photo of their WiFi OG,…

Figured we’d check in on our favorite I71 candle-makers Illuminate DC to see what goodies they got goin on for the holiday! Not only can you get a very useful citronella candle to keep the mosquitos from ruining your picnic, you can also get the Three Kings sativa flowers above…

Wouldja look at the colors on this baby? Grease Monkey from Green Label Grinders not only has these deep, rich purple hues and beautiful trichomes, it’s also got a helluva nose on it. Other gifts now available for delivery or pick-up from Green Label include: Misty Kush (Indica) Ice (Hybrid)…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Joint Delivery Co! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast with the answer to a simple question based on one…

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Dope City Supreme! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast with the answer to a simple question based on…

Joint Delivery Co is bringing back their popular holiday gift boxes to celebrate Father’s Day, which is great, cuz how many half-assed art class mugs and tee shirts bearing moronic catchphrases about how much you love fishing or farting or whatever do you really need? Zero. These are thoughtless gifts…

It’s time for another giveaway, y’all! This time I got Green Label Grinders on board so you can check out their awesome flowers for FREE! I’m also changing things up a bit. You won’t have to meet me, personally. From here on, the great and powerful Oz shall remain behind…

Delivery/pick-up brand Green Label Grinders has consistently impressed your Gentleman with the quality of their locally grown flowers. If you haven’t checked ’em out yet, you’re missing out, mijo! Today’s gift selection include sexy new flavors like the Candy Apple sativa (above) and Blackwater indica (below) along with the Blue Rhino…

One of my newest favorite brands to hit the I71 delivery scene, DC Green Kings has some excellent GG #4 flowers in today (pictured above)! Man, I’m getting tired of that abbreviation. I mean, I ain’t mad at Gorilla Glue or the Girl Scouts for not wanting their trademarks used…

How ’bout some Cherry Lime Haze to cure your case of the Mondays, baby? I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad also has Fruit Punch and Purple Dogshit flower gifts available. Now, has anyone seen my stapler? It’s a red Swingline. Oh, I don’t know what I’ll do if they took my…

No, I’m not screwing with you. I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad’s Friday night menu includes the beautiful Purple…Dogshit…pictured above. It actually smells quite nice, spicy with a little pine. Not bad for Dogshit! Lulz. Ok ok. You can also get Fruit Punch or Cherry Lime Haze flowers if you prefer.…

Check out these Do-Si-Dos flowers now available from i71 delivery brand Canamelo! Do-Si-Dos is a cross between the super-popular GS Cookies and Face-Off OG. Today’s other gift selections include classic sativa Jack Herer and Grape Pie. Yum! Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos! VISIT CANAMELO!

High Level Health’s flowers were recommended to me on my recent Denver trip, so I made the quick trek to their 970 Lincoln St location to check ’em out. I had plenty of flowers already, so I went with their house line of concentrates processed from said flower instead. High…

The Cookies’n’Cream I got from the Kind Love dispensary (4380 E Alameda Ave, Glendale CO 80246) has an incredible Sweet’n’Skunky scent profile. Also got some nice live resin over there- they were exceptionally patient as I sniffed my way through the jars before settling on the Lee Roy TK #5.…

Stopped by one of my favorite dispensaries from my last Denver trip, Local Product, and got an excellent recommendation from my budtender to try this Sueno Live Sugar from Olio. The terps on this are phenomenal, guys. $60 for a full gram! THC: .72% THCA: 87.01%

Another new I71 brand to the site, had to show off this God Bud from King Budz DC, available for delivery and pick-up! King Budz DC’s Mother’s Day gift selection includes: God Bud (pictured) Jet Fuel Quantum Kush Blackberry OG ASK ABOUT ZKITTLES & BUBBLEGUM!

Now that medical marijuana reciprocity has taken effect in DC, I can use my card from Maryland to visit any District dispensary. Hooray! The Gentleman was very impressed with the Capital City flowers I picked up, including the free gram of Glueberry OG (photo above) I got for spending over…

I couldn’t wait to let you know about the latest I71 activist group offering delivery and pick-up options to earn the Gentleman’s much-vaunted blessing, Diamond City Delivery! Their signature flower strain is the White Gold pictured above, a cross between White Widow and Himalayan Gold. Here’s their full list of…

Next Saturday is Cinco de Mayo and to celebrate, Artifacts Glass Gallery in downtown Frederick, MD is hosting live glass-blowing demos with Pennsylvania artist Kevin Beecher on the patio, DJs spinning inside, and the immaculate, the visionary, your hero, ME! The party is going from 2-10pm and is FREE to…

IT GOES DOWN NEXT FRIDAY, Y’ALL!!! Catch Curren$y live in concert at BLISS Nightclub in DC. Tickets are available on EventNation here. Oh, but you want to maybe go for free, maybe? OKAY! One of my newsletter subscribers is going to win a pair of tickets to see the show…

Today’s menu from DC TeaPad includes the AK-47 flowers I loved back in this review (pictured above) along with Mango, Sour Tangie, and Raspberry Kush. Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!

I’ve found some strains from Grassroots recently with fantastic scent profiles and great potency. After much agonized soul-searching, I decided on Chem de la Chem for today’s photo. FYI, Herbology in Gaithersburg is vertically integrated with Grassroots so they’re a good bet for finding that freshie fresh. By the Numbers!…

We’re fans of I71 delivery brand Hidden Leaf DC’s flowers here at GTHQ, so I had to let y’all know about their upcoming event! Yoga & Chill is a holistic wellness event centered around meditation, relaxation, and spiritual reconnection. On May 5th, participants are invited to attend two infused wellness programs-…

HAPPY 420, BABY! To help you kick off the festivities, I’ve compiled a list of gifts and specials from the Gentleman’s favorite I71 brands with links to their sites and my reviews all in one super-huggable bundle. It’s a celebration! Hidden Leaf DC *Hats for $35 today! WIN A HALF…

The 420 specials continue! Abatin Wellness has provided National Holistic Healing Center and Takoma Wellness Center with 2 gram jars of Type II (THC/CBD mix) for the first 50 patients tomorrow (with purchase)! And y’all know how much the Gentleman loves Abatin! That Hawaiian Sunrise is an Emerald Cup winner,…

GreenLabel Grinders just dropped their special 420 gift selection list today, so you can get it a day early and start the holiday off right tomorrow! Wonder Woman (pictured above) Candyland Do-Si-Dos Gorilla Glue Monster Cookies Phantom OG San Fernando Valley OG Reviews: Big Bud and Blue Rhino More Green…

Alright, baby, if you’re gonna be in Washington, DC this Friday, here’s the Gentleman’s list of the hottest 420 parties! Here’s my FAQ about the pop-ups if you’ve not been before. Always a great group of activists at Glass House Gallery DC! If you mention my site, you’ll get an…

Today is the day, my pretty penguins! DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity has officially begun. If you have your Maryland medical card– or a print out of your certification- you can visit any DC dispensary right meow! Be sure to check out the Gentleman’s Guide to DC Dispensaries before you go.…

The National Cannabis Festival is back in 2018 and just around the corner! The RFK Stadium grounds are going to be quite hazy on 4/21, baby. GT faves like Bulb Wellness and Phone Homie will have booths, King Weedy Collective is hosting the lounges, and Cypress freaking Hill, man! I’ve…

Look at the hues on these Sherbet Cookies NOW AVAILABLE for delivery from Canamelo! No filter needed, baby. I’m so tired of the Photoshop uhh! You like that? Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!

Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed regarding Initiative 71 means that there won’t be any further reviews of the concentrate, vape cartridges, or edibles from DC besides what’s available from the medical marijuana program on the site, at least…

Happy Friday, baby, it’s time for the next free weed giveaway! Quick FYI about the DC cannabis scene that doesn’t get enough mention in the media, roughly 75% of the brands featured on GentlemanToker.com are minority, female, or veteran-owned- sometimes all three. Opportunities to own a cannabis business are mostly…

Well. I’m still reeling from the news that Attorney General Jeff Sessions has officially rescinded the Cole memo, the Obama-era guidance that told federal law enforcement to lay off state-legal marijuana businesses. It’s too early to say what all this will mean- it seems like the entire industry could be…

Canamelo has long been one of the Gentleman’s favorite DC delivery brands. Their current batch of premium outdoor flowers is excellent, especially the Jesus OG I smoked before I got around to taking pictures. Sometimes Daddy ain’t got time for cameras! The Gelato Pie was especially sparkly and even though…

Happy Friday, peoples! I was looking for a way to say thanks to you guys for the crazy amount of love and support you’ve shown your friendly, neighborhood weed reviewer’s manic mid-life crisis website. So, like…how about I give one of you some free cannabis? Would you be into that?…

UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC’s marijuana pop-up shops aren’t quite your cup of tea, but you still want to try some of that terpalicious Terpenstein shatter or sugar wax that your Gentleman has gone on and on about, and for good reason- the mad doctor’s…

The long wait is finally over, folks. Medical marijuana is available in several of Maryland’s new dispensaries starting today! Our friends at RISE will open their Bethesda location tomorrow. Per the Washington Post article, prices vary wildly between the different dispensaries, with the lowest around $400/oz and the highest at…

Our amigos at the High Focus delivery service asked the Gentleman to let y’all know about a couple of special strains they have available in limited quantities- their extra-kiefy Pineapple Kush and a very interesting sativa cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Strawberry Cough called, you guessed it, Gorilla Cough. Catch it…

Black Friday is like The Purge, but for shopping. I guess we could call it The Binge. Some of you, regardless of the cold or the irreparable damage to your immortal souls, have been standing in line all morning to get a deal on the hottest new whatever-it-does from Bland…

Ah, my worried, wall-eyed wallabies, it’s always a good day when I get to announce one of my favorite gifts that are usually only available at marijuana events in DC are now available for delivery. If you’re looking for a quality caviar joint to light up this chilly eve, then…

‘ullo, my duckies! Busy week, boy howdy. I dunno about you guys, but I’m very much looking forward to some Honeycomb dabs from Honeycomb Labs when I get back to my lab, courtesy of our friends at Joint Delivery Co! They let me try a sample of this Full Spectrum…

Fans of DC’s favorite cannabis-infused syrup, your rejoicement is nigh, for Dr. Brokeleg’s SLACTAVIS is NOW AVAILABLE from our good friends at Da DoGooders for DELIVERY! That’s right, you don’t even have to go to an Event to SLAC off if you don’t want to. You should, though, it’s a…

Yes! I got to a Now Available post while everything is still, y’know, available. Watch out now, I’m gettin’ good at this! I love a good Mash-Up, don’t you? There’s this one of Oasis and Green Day (don’t forget Eminem and Scottish slow-rockers Travis) that I’ve loved for-ever. Right, but…

Well, hello, dear website reader, and can I just say, don’t you look smashing today! Did you do something new with your hair? Ok, I’ve exhausted my human conversational skills. I just wanted to show you some pretty green pictures today. Got some Romulan and some Tangie x Super Silver…

Happy drizzly Monday eve to my dastardly District and DMV denizenites! Look, I know you’re busy, what with your trendy gastric juice cleanses, three-day trip-hop festivals, and that world-wide spider jumpin around in your pocket, people these days, I can’t even. But I figured you’d want to know that those most…

Happy Friday, my wacky, winged monkeys! What a gorgeous Friday to sit on the porch, crank up the Tom Petty, and enjoy some premium cannabis in the sunshine, eh? “But we tried all the services you wrote about already, GT,” you complain. “Really? All of them?” “Yes,” you yawn. “Wow.…

Hey hey, folks! Lookie here at this handsome feller rockin’ the very kewlest, most hipster cannabis tee on the planet. So super exclusive, you are GUARANTEED to get into FISTFIGHTS defending your brand new SHIRT from thugs and ruffians brandishing rusty bicycle chains as they seek to depose you of the HONOR that…