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I started Crossfit this week. No one told me there would be running involved. I just thought I’d throw a tire around. I am not a fast runner. I am slower than your grandma’s 1984 Buick with four flats. In high school I ran cross country. No matter how slow I was there was always someone slower than me. This photo was likely taken my sophomore year of high school. Running was painful, but not as painful as Crossfit.

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In honor of my birthday last week, this is me on my 18th birthday at the giant party my parents threw (with a DJ). The nose ring is fake, but the Meg Ryan “City of Angels” perm is real. Not shown: leather pants from Goodwill that took two of my friends to zip me into.