It’s been a while since we’ve contemplated horrifying foodstuffs, has it not? I mean, except for this, but I think the jury’s still out on whether it’s actually a bad idea or not. The jury, however, is unanimous in its rejection of the following; the image below gives me the serious heebie jeebies.

And so we end this post as we end all The Frig? posts, with the question posed by the famous Bernard Pivot: The Frig?

Also, a hearty thank you to everyone who helped me win Best Food Blog – Humor in this year’s Food Blog Awards. I fully concede that I only won because David Lebovitz did not pick up the red phone to activate his legions of fans. Thank you for butting out, Lebovitz.

It looks like some nasty bird poop on a melted cafeteria spoon all on top of some old diner wheat toast. Even though you told me what it is, it still looks like that to me. And no, I don’t know what kind of bird would poop that. I wouldn’t want to know.

y’all, every single one of your answers is more revolting than what’s actually pictured (not that that detracts from the grossness in any way).

What’s the meaning of this?

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