When I was in college I learned that I was not really disciplined enough to go to college. I couldn't force myself to go to class or do busy work assignments. Thankfully the Marine Corps has fixed that discipline issue

i won the lottery, stopped the carnage in darfur with my super powers, make love to 3 special special women a night, most of them mothers of posters on this board, have lunch with george w on tuesdays, punch numbers for the queen and come home to my wonderful estate, which happens to be the entire city of beverley hills. im only 19.

i won the lottery, stopped the carnage in darfur with my super powers, make love to 3 special special women a night, most of them mothers of posters on this board, have lunch with george w on tuesdays, punch numbers for the queen and come home to my wonderful estate, which happens to be the entire city of beverley hills. im only 19.

i won the lottery, stopped the carnage in darfur with my super powers, make love to 3 special special women a night, most of them mothers of posters on this board, have lunch with george w on tuesdays, punch numbers for the queen and come home to my wonderful estate, which happens to be the entire city of beverley hills. im only 19.

Dude I've gotta call bs. We all know that no woman can be considered "special special."

Did you ever ask her if she made life-like sculptures out of melted jolly ranchers?

Nope, maybe I should ask my friend's mom. She's in jail for drugs.

My uncle bucky went to prison for 20 years for killing a guy. He made a purse for my dad. Out of cigarette boxes, it's kind of sweet. My mom's friend is in prison for 3 more years for selling Cocaine. He made her a jewel box out of match sticks.

My uncle bucky went to prison for 20 years for killing a guy. He made a purse for my dad. Out of cigarette boxes, it's kind of sweet. My mom's friend is in prison for 3 more years for selling Cocaine. He made her a jewel box out of match sticks.

I swear to god, I'm telling the truth.........

Oh, then I also have *** uncle...I don't like talking about him.

I'm pretty sure your family is scheduled to appear on next tuesdays episode of The Jerry Springer Show

I don't even know your number. She isn't that way anymore, she did a 180 on her life. She went from, moving state to state...in and out of jail to white thrash........But, at least now I know who she is.................She moved back in to my life about 7-8 years ago.......

Always gotta love it when somebody says something blatantly offensive and then follows it up with the classic- "no offense, of course."

Ricky: With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
Mr. Dennit: What did you just say to me?
Ricky: What? I said it with all due respect!
Mr. Dennit: Just because you say that doesn't mean you get to say whatever you want to me!
Ricky: Yes, it does!
Mr. Dennit: No, it doesn't!
Ricky: It's in the Geneva Conventions, look it up!

Ricky: With all due respect, Mr. Dennit, I had no idea you'd gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed.
Mr. Dennit: What did you just say to me?
Ricky: What? I said it with all due respect!
Mr. Dennit: Just because you say that doesn't mean you get to say whatever you want to me!
Ricky: Yes, it does!
Mr. Dennit: No, it doesn't!
Ricky: It's in the Geneva Conventions, look it up!

Haha, very nice. Yeah I don't give a damn what you say about anybody, to be clear. Just always found it funny when people do that. I do it myself with regularity.