GOLDEN SHOWERS FROM MILLION DOLLAR PERFORMANCES!

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November 7th, 2013

Million Dollar Performances strikes again! Fresh off the boozy "I Drink" 7", which brought together comedic legends Neil Hamburger and Margaret Cho, comes a dazzling full length LP soaked in something other than alcohol: Yellow River Boys' Urinal Street Station! Our friends at MDP have a unique flow in their outlook, so we'll let them elaborate further:

"What happens when one of the top bands on the classic rock circuit decides to throw caution to the wind and reveal themselves as leaders of the underground “urine” scene? A HIT RECORD! Urinal Street Station by The Yellow River Boys is, at last, an album for those who believe that the human mouth smiles the most when it is being used as a makeshift urinal. Ten catchy, radio-friendly songs (in a musical style somewhere between Lynryd Skynryd and John Mellencamp) may not win over any converts to “OUR” lifestyle — but will certainly function as an enduring soundtrack to those who already partake. With the vocal support of “new music fans” Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington, and with James Valentine of Maroon 5 fulﬁlling the same role that Eric Clapton did on The Beatles’ million-selling White Album, you cannot go wrong stocking Urinal St. Station on your shelves. The golden yellow vinyl pressing has the potential to sell by the truckload not only to fans of classic rock ’n‘ roll, but to the growing demographic of those who like to recycle their urine through their own bladder, or over someone else."

Wow, what an incredible amount of information to be leaked; please, help us spread the word by letting your cup runneth over into that of your neighbor! Before you shake it off and close the barn door, get soaked with Yellow River Boys this December 17th!