RPP #207: Satisfyer Men Masturbator

The tagline “1800 films, 5000 women. 1 Best-Ever orgasm.” is a very powerful one, specially when backed up by a porn legend like Rocco Siffredi. If you do not know who the Italian Stallion is, take a moment and Google the guy. For this guy to sponsor a sex toy – and call it the best orgasm of his life- it HAS to be good!

With that type of support, I HAD to get my hands on one of these toys to test it myself. Is Signore Siffredi saying the truth? Lets go to the review to find out!

First Impressions

I ordered the Satisfyer on PinkCherry, (one of my favorite sex shops) during one of their sales. You can buy it directly from the brand’s website for around $40, placing it on the mid-priced level of masturbators.

The packaging is your usual tube with promotional text – including the slogan I mentioned before and a photo and signature of Mr. Siffredi. Inside the package, you get the toy, promotional material from Satisfyer, and a rather thick instruction booklet. Yes, that’s exactly what I said – the Satisfyer includes an instruction booklet!

The Satisfyer has an unique characteristic that is not heavily promoted: It has a pump to make the tunnel tighter. When you look at the plastic case of this toy, you quickly notice a rubber section. On first instance, I thought this was for a squeezing effect, but it was not until I removed the sleeve from the case that I noticed the whole assembly. The Satisfyer has a skeleton with an inflatable section that tightens the soft TPE sleeve.

The toy’s standard sleeve is called “Chambers of Pleasure” and it looks very similar to the Fleshlight Lotus, which made me predict it would be a similar experience. The Lotus is a low stimulation texture, but we need to remember the Fleshlight does not have a tightening pump…

Considering this information, I lubed the toy, lubed myself and went to town with the Satisfyer Men.

Review

After using the Satisfyer Man for two weeks, the only thing I can say is WOW-FUCKING-WOW!

Honestly, this toy is unique. The design of the sleeve is simple, but with its super soft material and the suction from the case, this toy is the closest to a blow job I had felt with any toy.

As expected, the texture gives low stimulation, but add the suction and you get a very interesting sucking sensation in the out stroke. Go all in and use the tightening pump and you will enter a completely different arena!

With the suction and the tightness engaged, the Satisfyer Men gave me the perfect excuse to have long edging sessions. The orgasms were deep and strong – so strong I could feel my prostate pulsating without using a massager!

Cleaning the Satisfyer Men is just like cleaning any other open ended TPE sleeve. Just flush with running water and be sure to dry it completely before storing it.

Verdict

I have to say Signore Siffredi is completely right. The Satisfyer Men is an unique toy delivering the best orgasms I have experienced since I started reviewing sex toys. Let put it this way: there are another five textures – and I already ordered all!