The Weekly World News? The same paper that brought you the story of 138 villagers in Africa who all have the exact same face? The same paper that regales you with Bat Child's latest exploits? I like how the location is simply "Geneva".

If it's real? Why, yes, of course! Do you think that "The Weekly World News", who reported just last week or so that Bill Clinton is now dating a 3-breasted woman (Hillary's comment was on the front page: "I thought he was a leg man"), would LIE?
Oh, and they reported this too, which of course is true also:

Thursday January 24, 2002
PASADENA, Calif. - We may soon have to stop calling Mars "the Red Planet" and rename it the Red, White and Blue Planet - because the far-flung world is turning the colors of the American flag, astonished scientists say.
"It's remarkable. Mars is starting to look like the Empire State Building lit up in patriotic colors on the Fourth of July," says a NASA insider privy to top-secret new photos of Mars.
The extraordinary photos were beamed back to Earth by the unmanned 2001 Mars Odyssey space probe just days after it reached the distant planet on Oct. 24, 2001.
They were promptly stamped "classified" by secretive NASA officials, who refuse to release them "until the phenomenon is better understood," according to the insider.
The explanation for the familiar red hue from which Mars gets its nickname is well-known - the rocky surface is covered with rust. But the change to the new color scheme, believed to have begun in late September, is baffling even to rocket scientists.
"The best our geologists can come up with is that recent storms may have exposed ice and water just under the surface," said the insider. "The melting ice would appear blue, like Earth's oceans, and the evaporating water would form clouds, explaining the white. "But what is mind-boggling is that the red, white and blue aren't in random patches, but distinct bands -suggesting they are the product of intelligent design.
"As crazy as it sounds, many of us now believe that the inhabitants of Mars are doing this deliberately as a symbol of their solidarity with the United States."

his story was first reported on by the Weekly World News in a 16 January 2002 article titled Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs at His Bachelor Party! A reprint titled Groom Killed By Stripper's Boobs appeared on Yahoo!'s Entertainment News site that same day.