The Apple_Nut_Hole Test

I tried so hard to avoid the compatibility test, but finally had to just break down and give the people what they want.
Due to overwhelming request, I am writing a compatibility test. This test measures you on 3 levels...love, friends, and enemies. So, clearly, you will know how truly compatible you are with me, and in what ways. Or something...anyway, good luck, and stuff.
You know, cheating gets you nowhere, so just answer the question fucking honestly, and you will not be misled. And if you don't score high, don't cry over it. You're not really missing out on much.