Except for a few prohibitive international laws and a 'pesky' embargo on the Palestinian territory, (which I am sure we can get around by greasing the correct palms at the U.N.) I think I see a truly kapitalist opportunity here. Any diplomatic connections you may have to help get this deal through surely couldn't hurt.

A). He's not doing anything about them as he's (typically) unaware he's missing them.B). He's exhibiting a certain amount of covetous jealousy that someone else has something he doesn't.C). He's wondering why his head is rattling a little less than normal.D). He's bragging about another "3-letter word".E). He has a curious way of passing kidney stones to his brain.F). How much would they be worth if they were advertised on E-Bay as "O'fficial O'bama-nads"?

It is frightening to think deadly weapons like this can be sold to ANYONE over the internet. I can hear the Rethuglican idiots saying right now, "Rocks don't kill people, PEOPLE kill people!" Stupid fools.

It appears we have new sheriff in town. Since Chairman Obama, between his golf outings and Hawaiian vacations, can not formulate the relationships needed to govern, he has relinquished his work duties to Slow-Joe Biden. From negotiating on tax policy to formulating the government plan to disarm the peasants, Slow-Joe is now the man.

I feel so relieved that 'Ol Joe is "the man", even though he probably doesn't know how many letters are in either. And there's nothing like a cheap pair of sunglasses to hide the fact that being brain-dead can still look kool (even though "kool" is a 3-letter word).

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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