Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

“I repeat: Bethel is NOT getting a Taco Bell,” the local radio station, KYUK, broadcast this week in an attempt to dash the greased-up expectations — not to mention dozens of phone calls — sparked by the fake fliers posted around town promising gorditas in time for the 4th of July.

You know your town is desperate when it’s disappointed to not get a Taco Bell.