First, we wished to express our surprise that former Penang Chief Minister Koh Tsu Koon can actually ride a bicycle.

But he has proven he can. Wah, so man one! So last week, the wimpy Gerakan leader joined the Najib Tun Razak at the 1Malaysia Charity Ride for Education 2011.

It was simply a 7km route and the riders merely took about 30 minutes to finish what was essentially a fun ride on a Sunday.

But it came as no surprise that our Koh Tsu Koon aka Durian With No Seeds could not finished the race.

He tumbled, claming two bikers tried to overtake him and he fell off his bike. Well, we feel sorry for him but we could not help speculating if he was too clumsy, too slow and just too incompetent.

We hope the PM isn't going to put his trust on Koh to deliver the Penang votes. He gets top prize for sticking his head into every photo opportunity, preferably next to the PM, but winning votes for BN, he cannot lah.

According to our reliable sources, he is also fond of getting lifts from the PM or DPM in their cars or planes, on the pretext he has urgent matters to discuss with the top two.

But essentially he just wants the waiting media and local party officials to see him stepping out of the official car or plane – in the hope he would be seen as important and the chosen one.

PLUS North Bound (ke Utara)*Under a bridge at about 456km, Sg Buloh junction. *Under a bridge at about 459km, Bukit Lanjan interchange. *Under the overhead restaurant at Sg Buloh. *Under the last bridge before Sg Besi toll at 309.2km. *Under the bridge at 296.5km, Bangi junction. *Under the newly constructed bridge at 289.0km, after Nilai North junction. *Under the bridge at 286.5km, Nilai North junction.

PLUS South Bound (ke Selatan)*Below signboard at about 454.6km and 455.2km, Sg Buloh layby. *Under the bridge after Subang junction at 11.3km. *Under the bridge at 22km, Bukit Lanjan junction. *Under the bridge before Mint hotel, Sg Besi Toll. 80km/h only! *Under the bridge at 302.8km, Kajang junction. *About 1km south of Bangi junction, both south and north bound outer lanes *At 296.5km and 297km, Bangi junction. *Under the newly constructed bridge at 289.0km, before Nilai North junction. *At 285.5km and 285.8km, Nilai North junction. *On center divider at 251.8km and 253km after Senawang junction. *After Alor Gajah junction at 213.9km, next to water theme park. *Behind the right hand crash barrier at 198.4km.

SPEED TRAPS IN PERAKNorth Bound *Under the bridge at 197.1km and 198.8km, afterKamunting Junction. *Under the bridge at 204.3km, after KamuntingJunction. *Under the bridge at 208km, before Kamunting Junction. *Under the bridge at 214.8km, before Kamuntingjunction. *Ipoh Vista Point at about 263km. Speed limit 80km/h. *Under the bridge at 271km, Ipoh North Junction. *Under the bridge at 274.4km, Ipoh South Junction. *Under the bridge at 286.9km, Simpang Pulai Junction. *Under the bridge at 296km, Gopeng Junction. *Under the bridge at 352.6km, after Sungkai Junction. *Under the bridge at 353km, Sungkai Junction. *Under the bridge at 373km, Slim River Junction.

South Bound*Under the bridge at 199km, before Kamunting junction. *Under the bridge at 241.9km, at Kalau Kangsarjunction. *Under the sign post at 296.1km, before GopengJunction. *Under the bridge at 297km, at Gopeng Junction. *Under the bridge at 300km, after Gopeng junction. *Under the bridge at 308.6km, after Gopeng junction. *Under the bridge at 372.6km, at SlimRiverjunction…..

PLUS North Bound (ke Utara) *Under a bridge at about 456km, Sg Buloh junction. *Under a bridge at about 459km, Bukit Lanjan interchange. *Under the overhead restaurant at Sg Buloh. *Under the last bridge before Sg Besi toll at 309.2km. *Under the bridge at 296.5km, Bangi junction. *Under the newly constructed bridge at 289.0km, after Nilai North junction. *Under the bridge at 286.5km, Nilai North junction.

PLUS South Bound (ke Selatan) *Below signboard at about 454.6km and 455.2km, Sg Buloh layby. *Under the bridge after Subang junction at 11.3km. *Under the bridge at 22km, Bukit Lanjan junction. *Under the bridge before Mint hotel, Sg Besi Toll. 80km/h only! *Under the bridge at 302.8km, Kajang junction. *About 1km south of Bangi junction, both south and north bound outer lanes *At 296.5km and 297km, Bangi junction. *Under the newly constructed bridge at 289.0km, before Nilai North junction. *At 285.5km and 285.8km, Nilai North junction. *On center divider at 251.8km and 253km after Senawang junction. *After Alor Gajah junction at 213.9km, next to water theme park. *Behind the right hand crash barrier at 198.4km.

North Bound *Under the bridge at 197.1km and 198.8km, afterKamunting Junction. *Under the bridge at 204.3km, after KamuntingJunction. *Under the bridge at 208km, before Kamunting Junction. *Under the bridge at 214.8km, before Kamuntingjunction. *Ipoh Vista Point at about 263km. Speed limit 80km/h. *Under the bridge at 271km, Ipoh North Junction. *Under the bridge at 274.4km, Ipoh South Junction. *Under the bridge at 286.9km, Simpang Pulai Junction. *Under the bridge at 296km, Gopeng Junction. *Under the bridge at 352.6km, after Sungkai Junction. *Under the bridge at 353km, Sungkai Junction. *Under the bridge at 373km, Slim River Junction.

South Bound *Under the bridge at 199km, before Kamunting junction. *Under the bridge at 241.9km, at Kalau Kangsarjunction. *Under the sign post at 296.1km, before GopengJunction. *Under the bridge at 297km, at Gopeng Junction. *Under the bridge at 300km, after Gopeng junction. *Under the bridge at 308.6km, after Gopeng junction. *Under the bridge at 372.6km, at SlimRiverjunction.