OK, ’Nolies, Sugar Bowl jabs well taken. Just remember, you don’t always win a BCS bowl, as witnessed by your excitement at winning your first one in 13 years.

Recipe for Gator cookies: Toss in a sugar bowl and whip for three hours.

So, a Cardinal and a Gator get into a fight. I don’t remember the rest of the joke. 33-23.

Nein, Bjoern, nein.

12-2, ACC champs, BCS bowl winner, stud defense, good job!

If you think a coach should be fired because of losing one game, how is it Jimbo is still around after the N.C. State fiasco?

So, when does baseball season start?

I felt a tremendous disturbance in the Force, as if trillions of dollars of economic growth were suddenly redistributed to friends of the Emperor.

Note to our tone-deaf commissioners: If Tallahassee won’t support the Brogan, what makes you think Tallahassee will support a $140 million performing arts center?

Make the Brogan the Performing Arts Center — two white elephants for the price of one.

$150,000 is a small price to pay to save a valuable, educational attraction that benefits everyone in Tallahassee.

Please don’t print any more columns by Michael Hiltzik. Exposing the Congressional scams is to much to take before breakfast. I think I will call in sick.

You know the House of Representatives is not with the program when several of its members voted for the now departed Alan West for Speaker. Don’t expect much from these guys.

I think there is hope. Twenty women senator’s, Wow! This male says, you go gal’s!

Instead of a ‘swearing in’ ceremony for the 113th Congress, there should have been a ‘swearing at’ ceremony.

Thank you for the $2000 a year pay cut President Obama. There goes my football tickets next year.

If we’re going to list all of the addresses of gun owners lets list all of the gun-free addresses as well.

Where do the intelligentsia meet around here? I’m desperately seeking Spinoza.

Can we get a cop to give roundabout lessons for drivers entering from Kerry Forest?

Proof of birth, proof of concussion. The right wing nuts are multiplying!

Concealed weapons permits are private because these gun owners are as afraid of gun nuts, and we should all worry when gun owners are afraid.

Haven’t seen any donation jars for victims of gun violence on the counters of the gun shops.

The answer is a simple yet fair flat tax.

What kind of world has Emperor Scott created in Florida where there are more inmates than state workers?

I want a restraining order from anyone who would even consider dumping puppies in a bag on the side of a road. Ten thousand miles would be good.

Back “in the day”..Flashing lights was a signal for the idiots that were driving at dusk or in the rain to TURN YOUR DADGUM LIGHTS ON !

Can anyone name better commercials than the ones from The Foundation for a Better Life?

Would you put a sign on your house that states there are no guns inside?

At the rate he is criticizing the Republicans and cozying up to Obama I won’t be surprised if Gov Cristie declares he is becoming a Democrat. Won’t that be fun !

Our governor could save the museum with some of his millions. If he can spend 70 million to win a campaign for governor couldn’t he spare one million for the Mary Brogan!

So the DOC cannot efficiently operate it’s health services and our Governor; with experience in just these services; can’t help.

Instead of increasing the efficiency of DOC state employees we will pay for the profits of an outside vendor of health services.

Before you feign moral high ground over Rubio and Southerland’s rejection of the fiscal cliff deal, remember that they compromised on the tax issues but the President failed to make good on his compromise to reduce his administration’s pork barrel budget. They honorably voted no based on the last minute bait and switch deal put on the floor. Better we should have gone over the cliff.

Expand health care for the poor? Let them drink tea with their cake.

Note to Gerard Depardeau: Talk to John Mcafee.

Obama is steering us toward a $20 trillion national debt while talking up spending cuts and deficit reduction and the yokels are lapping up every word. Guess the Mayans were only wrong about the date.

So far in 2013 the gun-control capital of this Obamanation, Chicago, is averaging less than three murders a day.

My several friends (and sadly, relatives) on unemployment are thrilled to have another year “off” before having to hit the bricks in search of a job.

Sen Rubio and Rep Southerland voted for fiscal sanity. Come election time I will remember! And I’ll support them all the way.

“ Awell regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed”. Accordingly, every man, woman and child should have the right, without a background check, to buy a musket!

JANAURY?

Like a zombie that keeps coming to life, the notion that the Community Reinvestment Act (CRA) singlehandedly destroyed the economy is brought forth–of course, none of the big Wall Street financial institutions had anything to do with it.

“Board considers permanently closing Brogan museum”– Maybe the City will Tear Down that Brogan museum and build the $95-$175 Million Dollar ‘Performing Arts Center’ in it’s place?

Parents, you NEED to let your kids be exposed to germs to prevent the massive health problems we are seeing(unparalled flu this year for one).

Can we please exile the Republican leadership to say Afghanistan where they won’t do damage to our country? Naw, they’d find a way.

Don’t you love how women find it perfectly acceptable to flirt to get what they want, but will scratch your eyes out if you smile at the cashier?

You can’t have 2,3 months anniverssaries, which by definition occure once a year.

Finally, Gang-nam style going the way of Scrubs, a great show, where it came from.

If you need to record more than 5 t.v. shows at once, get a life. Note I didn’t say get a job.

It’s maddening to hear Afghans whine about the US leaving their country without enough rebuilding – Americans have spent enough blood and treasure on the ground when air force could have kept pandora in her box.

Zifers right – use the building for something better – like a performing arts center!

When some well intentioned folks started a museum, without any clear mission, named it for a janie-come-lately Republican, tapped into limited local city and county funds without investing in local resources, and never considered what it would do to the Jr. Museum, they set on a path to be a world class memory.

Are copy-cat people buying unnecessarily high-capacity weapons just like the Connecticut killer’s as a way of honoring him?

Your conference counts If you win your BCS game – otherwise its irrelevant. How ‘bout that SEC!!

Just got my first paycheck of the new year. Thank you President Obama for my 2% pay cut. You are really looking out for the middle class.

Only the lamebrains who voted for Obama could cheer the monstroslty of a bill that was passed in Congress. Thank you Senator Rubio for voting against it.

I love all the advertisements I get the media, like TV, newspapers, radio, billboards, internet, emails. I just wish I could get a lot more.

I would have respected our President if he vetoed the fiscal cliff bill and asked the House and Senate to send him something Kosher – you know without the deficit pork perks for NASCAR and Bacardi.

Florida State won its BCS bowl and Florida lost theirs. What a nice way to end/start the year.

Unmarried, 3 kids in 3 years. Use part of Federal Grant to teach birth control!

That Sugar Bowl game sure was sweet. Do the gators get a Loser’s trophy?

Bridgewater – That which is needed in order to easily walk over Gators.

Has nothing bad ever happened in 84 years? Was there a husband and kids? Is this a perfect world? Sounds like my mother, who wore her rosy glasses to the end even after raising me.

Gator Nation has been reduced to gator township.

Articles in Thursday’s democrat included a shooting with one dead, a power line severed, a stray New Year’s celebration bullet wounding someone else, and a long editorial about some of the reasons we can’t control our guns. Will the NRA and related folks ever learn that 1.) some folks shouldn’t ever have a gun; and 2.) some guns shouldn’t be for public consumption. Do we really think we are back in the revolution??

Whatever happened to the SEC being the greatest conference? hahahahahahahhahahaha

I was going to Zing! the Gators today, but the Louisville Cardinals beat me to it.

Obama gets into the taxpayers billion dollar airplane flys to Hawaii. Comes back to coach Biden. Gets back on the big plane and goes back to Hawaii. A Farce. We are suckers.

I checked into registering the web domain name Fire Congress, but several other disgusted citizens already beat me to it!

Recipe for Gator Cookies: Put a Gator in a Sugar Bowl, whip it for three hours and watch the cookie crumble.

The Gators deserved to lose. They got no support from their fans because only 7000 of them showed up at the Sugar Bowl. Shame on you, Gator Nation.

Thank you, Louisville, for doing what we couldn’t.

If the government had sold 200 round-trip tickets on Air Force one to cover the costs of PresidentObama’s vacation, it would have cost only $16,359 each. Any takers?

It would have been nice if the article about the Republicans initially not voting on a bill for Hurricane Sandy relief mentioned that the bill as presented was loaded with pork that had nothing to do with relief for the disaster.

Unfortunately ,playing the team now run by your previous defensive coordinator is never a good idea.In addition the Gators apparently yawned when they heard they were playing Louisville.

Offset the new payroll tax hike by buying stock in hand-baskets. They’re flying off the shelves faster than Air Force One jets to Hawaii.