Saturday, March 19, 2011

THIS WEEK'S CELEBRITY BREAKUPS

1. Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger: I was never happy about the fact that Zellweger practically snatched Bradley away from Jennifer Anniston. Not that Anniston and Bradley were seriously dating, but there was a budding romance there. Then Zelleger tried the old trick of getting close to his Mama to make sure the relationship went to the next level. It didn't work. It didn't work for Jennifer Anniston when she did it with Brad Pitt's Mama and didn't work here. Even Cameron Diaz did it with Justin Timberlake's Mama.Girls, making his Mama your BFF is not going to make him your HUSBAND!!!

2. Ashley Green and Joe Jonas: These two lovebirds split up this week with the official, "busy schedules" statement. Actually, Green was seen soon after celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in New York with friends including Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill.Hmmm...

3.
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: This story has remained
in the headlines for almost as long as they have been dating. It seemed like
this relationship was doomed from the beginning. No one seemed to want them to
stay together. Besides, the rule of thumb is, if your man hasn't proposed after
one or two years of dating, you can, forget it! Jessica should have known this
was coming. Besides there have been rumors of our boy Timberlake stepping out on Biel for a long time. Sorry Jessie, You Loose.

4. Bachelor Brad Womack and Emily Maynard: So the proposal was all romantic and all. I bet you got all weepy and dreamy. The proposal went something like this: "You're so much more to me than a leap of faith," he said. "You're the one. You're my once in a lifetime. I'm asking you to give me your forever." Well, seems that forever lasted all of a minute and they are no longer together. Maynard is too insecure to deal with what will come with all the fame and Womack has a wicked temper. Oh welsies!