omgsuch a long bus queue homeanyway i'm not thinking of getting a car or somethingits too damn materialistic to be thinking of a car in singaporei dun come from a well-to-do family anyway

[MING & JON @ ION]foreword: photos are taken with 500Dbut i'm too lazy so i compressed them all to 400X300to make it easier for me to uploadplease dun complain that your face is fat or your penus is square

such a beautiful architecturelikened to the Esplanade (also affectionately known as the Durian or "Liew Lian")making use of the rounded-edges conceptwith endless glass for the poor janitors to wipe

escalators that brings you down 2-storeys at one goalways freaks me out in a wayespecially the one at Changi Airport MRTprobably after i witnessed the suicidewhen i was working for Starbucks T2 years ago

i dunno..but somehow i feel it can be transformed into some massive super robotwhen neighbouring countries attackTRANSFORMER ROBOTS IN DISGUISEE-E-O-O

there was a new shop opening/launchand there were really really pretty modelsand one of them said on the platform"how many of you recycle?"i was thinking"how many boyfriends have u recycled?"

sipeh auntiehe bought a bottle of 凉茶

we went to FEI SIONG 肥熊at Food Opera Ionto eat some fishball noodlesthat are on $2.80 promotion

the seats were barely visiblehow many secret compartments/featuresdoes this place actually have?the more i'm convinced IONis a robot-in-disguise

their fishball noodles (dry)apong jon shared that Fei Siong is renownedfor their noodle dishes and fish cake with bean pastewell.. an auntie would know

but i'm not very impressedit taste just like the fishball noodles opposite my placeand the auntie isn't even Fatnor a Bear(note: Fei Siong means Fat Bear in Mandarin)

this is an absoultely stupid thing to doto file your chopsticks on top of your foodyou'll get all those "saw-dust" inside your foodDUMB ASS!

this is an absolutely cool thing to doplay acoustic when you're eating fishball noodlespretend you're on a drum set or xylophoneand lip sync to shopping center musici'm singing"You're everything I need and moreIt's written all over your faceBaby I can feel your haloPray it won't fade awayI can feel your halo halohalo"

no i'm just kiddingdun play with your food

been drinking a lot of coke latelygoodi'm intoxicating myself enoughto die 10 years early

DANGOS, anyone?

the queue was quite longwith a few cute yet indecisive girlsso lets look at the toilet

the toilet sign was kinda misleadingfor an uneducated imbecile like myselfupon seeing it, the message processed in my brain was"uhhh.." (drools half a litre)"this toilet can only accommodate 4 people each time.."

cool balls1. everything is automatedfrom soap dispenser to tap to individual hand-dryers at each sink2. and the tap is actually fast reactingu know these auto ones sometimes dispense water only afteryou place your hand in front for 5 sec3. the toilet is equipped with their very own well-groomed janitorpolishing the mirrorsmust be hard for him

but it impressed me

more importantlythe mirror makes me look handsomevery nice

back to the dangosthere's a huge selection of emfrom watermelon to banana flavordin really dare to try the cream cheese one though