I stopped reading when it came to the kids names : Charlea, Morgan, Rocky-Lee, Tyson-Lee, Lucky-Lee. What's wrong with Morgan? Did they realise they gave Charlea a fancy spelling so passed on Morgan then went straight to good old fashioned Lee for the next three? What if Lucky-Lee is unlucky and bi-polar? What if Tyson-Lee and Rocky-Lee can't fight? What if Charlea never goes on to become a stripper? So much riding on this...

Tommy Moo:She keeps using the word metabolism. The resting metabolisms of humans do not vary with much standard deviation from the mean. If she actually had a fast metabolism, it would manifest itself in something. She'd be twitching constantly, or running a fever. Energy cannot be created or destroyed; it has to go somewhere. I think a much more likely explanation would be that she has some weird mutation that causes food to go right through her with only a small fraction of it being absorbed through her intestines.

I have the same problem. I(35 y/o 5'9" male) want to get up to 160-165lb but can't get past 146lb no matter how much I eat or drink./My high metabolism might what's keeping me from growing a full beard, grey hair, and balding