Maybe the NEXT time some blood thirsty tyrant tells the Americans he doesn't have any frikkin' weapons of mass destruction, they'll believe him!! Huh? I'll bet they feel stupid now!!So then why am I the one sitting in this stinking jail cell? Life isn't fair sometimes. Just ask O.J.

Thursday, April 17, 2003

Okay, now please understand that I'm NOT admitting any wrongdoing here. Let's just say that back when I was in college, I did have to take some, um, "unconventional jobs" to make ends meet.

On second thought, maybe using the phrase "make ends meet" wasn't such a good idea under the circumstances....

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