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The internet is snarking on the Canadian couple, who became engaged following a whirlwind courtship.

When Avril Lavigne announced her engagement to Chad Kroeger after a quiet, six-month courtship, a fellow Canadian and the frontman of much-maligned rock band Nickelback, it was almost a given that the pair -- who we shall dub Avrad -- would be mocked mercilessly on the internet.

Behold, a smattering of the insults posted to Twitter:

TV host/radio DJ Damien Faheytweets: "Here's to Avril Lavigne marrying Chad Kroeger and one day giving birth to a happy, healthy Now That's What I Call Music! CD."

Comedian Rob Delaneysnipes: "Avril Lavigne, if you Yoko Ono Nickelback I will be so mad at you!!!"

Music publicist Eric Alperquips: "Twitterverse exploding over upcoming Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger wedding. Why did they have to go and make things so complicated?"