This is what Microsoft was telling people at a Windows Conference in the UK yesterday. It’s almost like they believe this shit or something.

http://www.twitter.com/macmixing Dom Esposito

Wait … The Surface has a place in businesses??? LMAO

http://profile.yahoo.com/S27P2KQ63HG3RXZGFXR5BTF5NQ Brian

Weird… a client of mine just rolled out 450 iPads to their sales force at their annual business meeting last week. All of the C-Level executives have already been using them for over a year. Guess they didn’t get the memo from Redmond.

http://www.thegraphicmac.com/ JimD

They didn’t get the memo, cause the dipshits couldn’t figure out where email was in Windows 8.

http://twitter.com/Moeskido Moeskido

“Because we say so.”

http://cbrueggenolte.de/ Carsten Brüggenolte

Unbelievable. Someone should go over and hit them so they wake up and realize what’s happening.

GTWilson

I think Microsoft’s road to mobile relevance will begin when they place people in charge who recognize they are a marmoset as opposed to the 800 pound gorilla they used to be.

http://www.tumblr.com/blog/his-divine-shadow His Shadow

I guess myself and the 8 other people in our 30 strong office with iPads that do everything from note taking, email, PDF editing and RDP should just pack it in and go back to lugging around a laptop…

Mother Hydra

I’m gonna ignore that big elephant in the room, cant join a domain

Boo

I guess they forgot about that phone Apple makes that runs the same OS. Nope, no foothold there.

http://www.facebook.com/rmaclemale Richard MacLemale

Microsoft still thinks that Microsoft Office is mission critical to everyone…

http://twitter.com/radioactiveukr RadioactiveUkrainian

Ballmer to tech is what Donald Trump is to politics?

Forreals

I work for a very well known multinational company that has bought thousands of iPads and is switching from Blackberry to iPhone after reviewing and rejecting Windows Phone and Android.