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The year is 2001. It is the 11th of September. The time is ?:, cne hour before the first impact.
You are standing acre's the street Hem the northern teeter of the World Trade Center,
What do you dc?
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Buy 4 of the highest quality video recording camera of the day, set them up from good vantage points (behind the buildings, in front of the buildings, and to the left and to the right of the 2 buildings) and set them up to record. After it all happens, collect them and sell the footage, become rich as hell and famous for having the best footage.