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Consider this a courtesy crosspost from a haemmoraging forum that would like nothing better than to delete this post (and your entire site) from the web. No, I don't care that you don't care.

Quote from: Dicklipsday

He can't engage me on a 1v1 level because...

...because you run like a scared nigger when I bring up anything new to hammer you to the ropes with. Like the time when I de-adminned and de-regged myself, sharing my account with Sublime before you re-regged it, only to de-reg it again ten minutes later when he managed to get Jowells screaming her tits off that it wasn't me posting from it. Man, did we have a chuckle over THAT one. But not nearly the chuckles that were to be had by all when you solemnly promised the owner of insultmonger.com that I would be back directly, then went into frothing, screaming meltdown when I instead took an admin spot at Beaver Cleaver's blog and started parceling out just how fragile ATVile was and what a tool you were for insisting he was The Man to run your website for you.

It's okay, I understand - you think you can dish it out, yet when someone comes along and stomps the crap out of you, you're forced to play to an audience of yes-women and their alts. You've never had the stones for a "1v1", particularly not when it is against someone who can take your limp phallusies (limp phallusies, geddit? ;)) and smoosh them right back in your face. The only reason I'm "not worth responding to" is because either way, you are still a clown with a streak of insecurity that wide and that deep you'd be flat out fitting it into the Grand Canyon.

So here be the actual intervention promised (though undelivered until this post). Better to get Gutless Gary to delete it unread. Yes, I can see him mincing about the place doing his utmost to make it look like somebody's at home; I'd even bother to hang about and flame him if I didn't figure I was having a war of wits with the lackey of an unarmed opponent. Just tell him to put that half naked child back in his sig, fire up his multitudinous alts and get the flies swarming all over this post before you admit you have no answer for it you talentless emo cretin. :kiss: :kiss:

Quote from: Dicklipsday

he basically said; "Your website which you run as a hobby and is one of dozens that you own is worth $38,000!

Actually, that's not quite what I said, is it Terry? But okay, lets run with that statement of yours since you are so wont to claim it as fact - I for one will have NO trouble in exposing you for the charlatan you are. :mrgreen:

Hrmmmm, dozens you say? Are you absolutely certain you aren't accidentally counting the same one repeatedly through your veil of angry tears Terry? Because in ten years of you mooching off other people's creative talent you've never once mentioned this mythical empire you're all of the sudden so willing to reference as your own at a time when Broke-Hall's fortunes are sliding out of the gutter and into the sewer of internet existance.

And they are sliding Terry.

See?

Now, I hear mention that I am not au fait with how internet worth is calculated and yes, you are partly correct in claiming that much. I am however extremely adept in reading metrics and am educated more than adequately enough to conclude that the interest in a product varies proportionately with its worth. Or to put it in terms that even a double digit IQ brawller admin can understand "less people come, less money come". A product is only worth what people are prepared to pay for it and only a complete fuckwit would snap up something they can get at half the price in a week's time. So when you bray and caw that my scoffing at this site being worth only US$38,000 one month ago is in any way a "self-hausering", I put it to you that yours is a paltry and pathetic effort for 10 years investment of your time. Shit, I could walk out of my current employment and go on the dole tomorrow and I would still be making double of what you make in a day!

I also put it to you that you would be hard put to find someone to pay that price tag today, especially now that your traffic ranking has sunk so low that the metrics you were once so proud to display to TDT, F4$ and FC are no longer graphable.

No, I don't know how they are calculated, that is true. But I know what they mean and unfortunately (for you) they mean "caveat emptor" at best and "find a better buy for your thirty-eight thousand bucks" at worst to any prospective purchaser. Tounguezalapping is correct: you could could piss the Den of Debauchery off in its entirety and the site would be pretty much worth the same as it is now - jack shit.

So do forgive me for spitting my coffee and laughing in your face at the idea you would in any way be capable of running one successful site, let alone dozens. Quite frankly, after watching you fiddle-faddle your way about installing Joomla on this server (with, I might add, the step by step instructions furnished you by an IT professional of some 25 years experience to guide you), the cries of "bullshit" spring to mind now that you've suddenly decided to offer up the tale of being an Interwurb Magnate of Standing. Simply put, you are an internet cretin, an incompetent monkey who needs the secrets of success spoon-fed to his drooling pudding-muncher and even then are sorely lacking in the know-how to bring it off.

Now sure, I'm guessing there are far more incompetent webmasters than you out there. Hard to imagine I know, I personally can't think of any off-hand and I've been to Ruction Junction! You know, the collection of Yahooligans whose sole reason for existance was to chart every move Havok made as his site competed neck and neck with Broke Hall for bragging rights on the Alexa rankings when Legion decided to call it "home" for a while.

Yet even RJ could manage better activity than this next example of Internet Fail... the ONLY other example of your *cough* "DOZENS" of websites we can point to. I am certain you know the one I am talking about... iliky.com.

***cue frantic nigger sweat***

You see, in spite of my mirth I did make a cursory effort to dig out some of these dozens of successful websites - I found http://iliky.com. Not a great deal there to be seen at first glance, the main page is completely blank, save for a terse line of text which reads "Music: go to ilike.com". Derrrr, tweets from "respected" artists Bruno Mars, Snoop Dogg, Moby... a social networking site and the epitome of loser-dom gayness for a person like you who is proud of his reputation for acting in a most anti-social manner and scornful of anyone who actually bothers to socialise with like-minded individuals you don't personally approve of. Which at last count appeared to be the entire population of the planet, less the half a dozen (or so) peculiar characters who cross their fingers while declaring the sun shines out of your arse as they revel in the torrents of butt-chutney that gush from it.

Nope, I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have a finger in that particular pie, even though it does appear to be losing ground in daily reach even faster than Broke Hall is! So I look a little deeper. According to Site Data, iliky is a GoDaddy registered account worth a staggering ten dollars total, returning the princely sum of six (count them, SIX) dollars a day. I had no idea non-hotlinked redirects to someone else's myspace venture could generate SO much income!!!

:twisted:

Is that one of your "dozens" of sites Doomsie? It doesn't appear to be doing so well these days. Then again neither is Broke Hall really, not when after ten years of trading sees it going cap-in-hand to community organisations in other countries to sponsor it!

I wonder what was the nature of this mysterious forum which at first glance appeared to have died its unnatural netdeath well and truly before its fifth birthday (which according to sitedata.info is sometime next week btw, we should throw a get well party for it, maybe invite slu along for the ride since they have way more traffic to throw about than y'all). But this site - I find myself intrigued as to what it was all about. Someone cue the "scouring the web" music if you please, and do feel free to tweet Snoop Dogg if you're having trouble with that old-fangled record player.

"Hmmmm, what other site analytic tools were part and parcel of Terry's bragging rights arsenal back in the day" I asked myself. "Not Alexa... not Site Data, not... OH, I know, the Wayback Machine! They ought to have a few cached pages lurking about which would shed a light on what iliky.com was all about and..."

Shit and corruption. You might want to edit this bit out before Feral sees it... I mean if her posting pictures is enough to label her a peadophile and all...

YOUNG Teen??? Just how "young" are we talking here? Young enough that the model needs to bend over to display any cleavage???? You do know of course that the only legal teen porn models in Fremont Cali (where your sites are hosted in case you had forgotten) are eighteen and nineteen year OLD teens. Anything else is deemed too... well, too young.

Not that you'd care for such niceties of course. After all, you have a long and extensive history in welcoming "young teens" to post at Broke Hall, something people like the young Feral, Antivirus and Ruben James knew all to well and were ready to take advantage of. Why, we even have someone declaring herself to be Feral's daughter on this very site at the moment. Plus I notice your admin PeDoCo himself has been awfully free with pictures of half naked boys! Part and parcel of why this site attracted deviants like Rotwang I shouldn't wonder.

Damn, but you are a perv, nigger. The most defining moment of your questionable morality came when some drama llama mook dug out Cyberpunk's sig from a Flamers Hall thread which at the time had sunk to page three and piously claimed its photoshopped depiction of violence to women was not the sort of appropriate material to be flashing about in front of his fifteen year old eyes. I remember your only response was to remove the sig concerned because it was "too big". You were of course quite happy to allow the self-professed minor to continue browsing and posting at what was ostensibly a site for adults. If anyone was ever in any doubt as to your cavalier attitude towards the children of this world, you basically spelled it out for us all then and there; if there's a dollar in it for you, then exploit the crap out of them.

And the wayback archives of your flegeling career as a loli-pornographer on iliky are practically teeming with examples of flat-chested girls of questionable vintage, captioned with helpful titles like "I Bugged My Girlfriend Until She Made A Sex Tape" and "Twin Sisters Fuck moms boyfriend". The next time you start wanking on about bashings that never happened to children who never existed, you might do well to remember you once linked people to a video entitled "This is a ruff sex can get....I don't think she likes it" and perhaps consider shutting your mouth. I know you lack feet of your own to insert in that slackly drooling chasm, but still...

Naturally this is where you wave your arms in the air protesting "but...but.. thats not one of the DOZENS of sites I own but am too modest to put my name to" and "...but...but... USD$53 a day just isn't NEARLY enough to give Broke-Hall its Very Own dedicated server"... and "no really, ilike.com IS my site... I really DO work for myspace and"... don't bother embarrassing yourself any further, roadkill. Before you make any excuses, before you look for a convenient patsy to throw under the wheels of your government-issued mobility-aid, facts are facts and the facts are these:-

iliky.com is the ONLY other site that resolves to an IP associated with you...

...and its a porn portal... your bread and butter (and ramen?) and on a site whose value has pretty much tanked as Broke-Hall's value is in the process of tanking now. A pretty big coincidence some might say, and not one I am prepared to lend any creedence to any more than I am prepared to accept "but he scours the web for site analytic tools" as an excuse to why you repeatedly dodge facing YOUR OWN FAILURES. Anyone who was about to see you endlessly bandying Alexa about in front of flame4cash, flamechamps and t~d~t coalition members as proof you were somehow the best game in town knows the truth anyway - I scoured nothing - I merely took those very same analytic tools you used to prop your ego up with and proceeded to rape you with them using little more than the premise of "your site used to do this well, now... not so much." At a time when you were busily pretending a vast spike in interest on the back of people leaving in droves, the metrics provided us by the good folks of Alexa only served to confirm what plain common sense dictated.

Naturally there was a time when Broke Hall did far better. It would have been interesting to note just how much your site was worth back when Evil Blood was running the show (I've only been watching its resale value drop since shortly after he walked on you) and given the meteoric plummeting reported by Alexa's metrics since the last Site Data update a month ago the casual bystander might well imagine how many thousands of dollars worth your site has LOST in value during the months of November/December. A little tidbit of PI for you: I've worked in sales, promotions and marketing previously and when quantifiable data shows the kind of progressive slide in popularity that this site is currently undergoing, the product ain't worth shit. Translation: Broke Hall isn't a marketable concern outside of Jack Nicholson's Cuckoo Nest. Merry fucken christmas.

"But wait" as my famous brother would often say before offering a free set of steak knives to the first 50 lucky credit card purchasers, "there's more!" Simply put, for a supposed concerned individual wont to pontificate at length over unconfirmed fictions of children being beaten to bloody pulps, you sure are pretty free with the exploitation of "young teens!" How ironic is it in light of that to consider PeDoCo's insistance that Feral was somehow a pedophile because her daughter posted scantily clad images of herself in her avatar (all the while swanning about with a sigged picture of an almost naked teen lad getting the shit punched out of him) when PeDoCo's own puppetmaster was freely peddling naked movies of lolitas getting violently fucked? Ooooh, ouch!

Well well well. The only definitably identifiable website other than Broke-Hall on Terry's server and not only does it turn out to be a porn portal, but a FAILED porn portal aimed squarely at nonces. That's not the reason it failed though, far from it. And I'm not prepared to lay all the blame at the main page's sole effort of entertainment being the laughably non-clickable redirect either. No, I "scoured deeper" and voila! I found my way in (via a simple search of the url in google as it happens) and was presented with an invitation to install pay-per-view software. To view the redirects. No, I am NOT shitting you dear reader - I nearly laughed my guts up myself as it happens! Free advice for you Terry (mainly because I know you can't afford to pay for it)... charging people admission to view a bunch of redirects is the height of retardery, particularly in this day and age of torrenting where much of what people care to jerk off to is available free... WITHOUT having to run the gauntlet of small-minded yard apes who have a reputation for harvesting what they believe is your private data in order to defame you with it.

For the record, it came as no surprise to me that iliky.com's reputation for privacy...

Don't even get me started on how safe it is for children - its not. Considering the amount of wailing you do over fictional children being bashed, you're quite the success story when it comes to playgrounds for you and your elite of nonces Terry. Go on, deny all ownership of it but the fact remains Terry - those are YOUR DNS servers that domain name resolves to and it happens to be the ONLY other site on them.

Now, I'm sure you have a wealth of other site names you'd like to pretend are yours, though given your penchant for masking your registration details through third parties, there's no way in hell of ever delivering any solid incontravertible proof of them actually being so. In any event, irrespective of how quickly your meatshield brigade care to leap to your defense (making them by their own definition paedophilic enablers I might add) I imagine we all know that Broke-Hall is the jewel in your crown and that moreover it is dying. As much as you like to crow "owned" (all the while shitting like a big black alsatian and hoping Site Data didn't decide to revise the month old stat to your detriment before you managed to get it blacklisted as an adult site ), 38,000 USD for ten years investment isn't exactly something to crow about. Especially not when it the patently obvious correlation between your dwindling reach and rapidly diminishing site worth can be (and is being) made. I personally can count the months on the fingers of one hand that it would take me to create the month old asking price of your site and yeah, I know that rankles with you no end to know that I'm out there earning a consistent quid as your prized asset became such an embarrassment to you that you'd practically scream down the line at SiteData.info that they'd "crossed the line, dood!". Worst of all, as you don't actually have a proper name for me you're left with conjecture and bluster when it comes to niceties like tax records and bank balances, whereas no amount of anonymity will ever shield you from the wealth of tools any one of us might use to get a clear picture as to what is happening in your back pocket!!!

I've been kind in previously referencing the daily reach instead of the actual site rankings. Because if I look at what your actual traffic rank is the picture is far from pretty. In spite of your best assurances that traffic is up...

...we see it is in actual fact so low....

...that there are weeks where your one-time friend Alexa.com doesn't even graph it.

No wonder you aren't rushing out to promote a tenth birthday celebration for Broke Hall. Even as you fire up more and more alts in a desperate attempt to make the site look even remotely popular, with the sad-sack, sorry-ass state of affairs of your current bid for the Fortune 500 list (coupled with the absolute debacle of the 5th birthday celebrations that saw FC, F4$ and DS stomp all over your pathetic echo of a wet dream) you're probably petrified of the laughs to be had at yours and your staff's expense. Not that its their fault of course, its pretty much one administrative cock-up after another that's put you here and I have to take my hat off to the Svengali-esque nature of your hold over them that sees them going down with the sinking ship. Particularly when you reward the faith shown in people like the stalwart Dr Wino by demoting him from the global moderator position simply because of who promoted him to it in the first place.

Tough. Suck it down. Havok was man enough to admit the error that led to his closure of DS in the week that followed Legion walking out and earned the respect of his peers for it. Five years on and you've still got your fingers stuck in your ears screaming "LA-LA-LAAA-I-IS-NOT-A-FUCKUP" as your pathetically tiny band of yes-men and meatshields go the reach around on you and the rest of us roll our eyes and laugh at the spectacle you're making of yourself. So much for me "having nothing on you" eh? :ataunt:

I'm not you T-Boned, stuck as you are in government subsidised Philidelphian housing doing burnouts in a wheelchair, frustrated beyond belief that the stack of porn people keep dangling under your nose (and the noses of an increasingly limited audience) that cannot hope to coax any life into the pathetically quiescent piggledick between your legs ever since a careless motorist rendered you a paraplegic. I mean even Jeremy Daspin (a chronic Chronic abuser who masturbated to Elvis records for fucks sake) managed an erection he could monogram with his sites initials. He had to put three characters on his old fella to do it too. You'd be flat out managing to fit the two initials to represent this site on yours, and on $53 dollars a day I seriously doubt you could afford the telescopic lens to get a clear shot of it. No wonder Danger and Jewels left you. You're as broken as your flame site is!

Nope, I'm me - able bodied, gainfully employed and earning an honest wage at a venue within walking distance of my own front door, imbued with the kinds of social acumen and trustworthiness which make me a welcome guest in other people's houses for extended stays AND not least of all, blessed with a functioning cock which even my most envious of foes will readily attest to by talking up its efficacy in fathering offspring as you have claimed for it... five years after the fact no less. "Quick" you ain't. :ataunt:

You aren't getting nervous there are you Terry? Relax, promise yourself I'll overdose before next week on a cocktail of drugs you can never afford (and have no idea of the effects of), thereby easing your own tormented existance as a perennial insulin-starved pincushion and the laughing stock of your peers... if only a little. And five years down the track (assuming Broke Hall lasts that long and that you don't wind up getting incarcerated for peddling underripened smut in the interim) you can necro-quote this post and offer up some feeble excuse as to why it wasn't what it seemed at the time, even though there'll be no-one about who cares to remember it... or you.

Ciao. :waving:

God- By the way, how soon can I expect you to pink and/or 'jack this account again? :kiss:

Ahh, my insincerest of apologies then, I wasn't aware iliky.com was such a popular topic in these parts. Care to link these blissfully ignorant eyes to your lengthy discussions regarding same?

No?

Oh well, not to worry. I did after all state at the outset that I didn't care that you don't. And seeing how quickly some of you cared to leap in to assure me of your (alleged) lack of interest I should probably leave you all to your not so covert support of Terry's child porn activities. Enjoy!

<--- Here is a dancing elephant smiley. I trust this is not too well worn a thing for you not to care about.

Oh really?! Johnny?! Or should I call yuo Mr. Jiggy Fly from Brawl Hall? Talk about "relevant"? Just like yuor butt buddy, one BEnzo... Yuo tried and tried to be "relevant" but that stupid ass avatar of Clint Eastwood along with yuor saying... "Dying ain't much of a living"...or whatever BULLSHIT yuo were saying at that time does not make yuo a flaming prodigy. I know for a FUCKING fact yuo were dumpstered more times than I was fellated by my beautiful wife and was a fucking nobody at BH. Here yuo are relegated to faglames and shitty posts...Yuo truly do suck Serafina balls.

I played the role of a 19 year old woman who Stephen was trying to shake down for nudes. When I showed him a randomly googled image of three teen girls on their spring break trip to Florida, me purportedly being one of them, he took my rebuff for his nude pic pleas and proceeded to ask for nudes of the other teen girls.

Oh well, not to worry. I did after all state at the outset that I didn't care that you don't. And seeing how quickly some of you cared to leap in to assure me of your (alleged) lack of interest I should probably leave you all to your not so covert support of Terry's child porn activities. Enjoy!

If you didn't care, then why did you bother? Was it just to show yourself that you are right and everyone else is wrong and you needed a third party to spew your vitriol? Who cares about your fight with BH, we don't...but you seem to be butt hurt about whatever you are spouting about. Be a man and take it up with your BH Masters, but not here dear, because...WE DO NOT CARE DEAR.

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"I'll believe that corporations are people when the State of Texas executes one." - Bill Moyers

So, since I can't see what the forum fucktard posted (she's on ignore) we have an indeterminate number of fucks given which complicates things so I'd better amend the tally.

It's sort of like Schrodinger's Cat in here because I don't know for sure if a fuck has been given and I won't ever know if one has been given unless I open the quantum box and take Caskur off of ignore. So, given that the universe is a better place with her on ignore I'm going to amend the running tally to the following:

Number of fucks given: i

(Where i is an indeterminate value of one that could also be zero depending on its' quantum state.)

I got suckered in by the Jedi mind trick of labeling me as a covert Terry supporter. This has enraged me to the point that I see no alternative but to hand myself in to the nearest Police station for my despicable behaviour

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I got suckered in by the Jedi mind trick of labeling me as a covert Terry supporter.

deB, Y U no use the force? Yoda is disappoint.

Incidentally, did you happen to notice if anybody has erected a sign on the front page recently saying that "TTR is now comprised of moral crusaders from around the world who regularly convene here in order to protect the chastity of underage camwhores and maliciously slander the members of other sites."

?

If such a thing exists I must have missed it looking at all the pics of naked redheads that Johhny Storm posts in the shoutbox under the optimistic speculation that one of them might be Cardy.

Its a variation on the monkeys...keyboards...Shakespeare schtick...eventually cardie will appear.

I'm banking on the cunt coming through for me cos I can't get Cagney out of Cagney & Dempsey out of my head when I think of old cardenheimer. There's less fanny around here than at an Elton John baby shower as it is without getting fucked up visuals on one of them

Dempsey was kinda fuckable but that Cagney fucker looked like she'd fuck your Johnson up with those gnashers

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