Archie Will Finally Choose in Upcoming Comic

Comic book fans are all up in arms that Archie will finally choose between Betty and Veronica in Archie Comic #600, ending a 60-year threesome.

In the comic, the forever freckle-faced teen will choose between the cute flaxen-haired Betty and the sexy raven-haired Veronica. The speculation among comic book experts is that this is just a trick to pump up comic book sales, as Archie comics have a history of setting up a conflict only to find a way to keep the trio together.