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And a Side of Gluten, Please!

People suffering from celiac disease might...MIGHT...have some good news in the near future. There's a treatment in development that would allow you poor souls to who can't enjoy good food to start enjoying good food again...without all the pesky side-effects like diarrhea, constipation, joint pain and all the rest of the stuff that comes your way.

The drug shows promise and with FDA approval it will be available for human use. If it works, we just assume that it'll cost more money than you have. It's the American way.

That aside, we asked 'what will you not eat...and why not?'

Seems like a simple question. Seems that way. Apparently it is not. We couldn't get a straight answer from most people. A lot of people called, sure, but few people wouldn't give a concise response. Can't explain it.