The ghost pirate cheerfully accepts your empty wallet and tells you to close your eyes. He then hands you the head of Medusa. "How did I use this earlier when it wasn't even in my inventory?" you gasp. "Yo ho ho You be traveling the Mysts O'Tyme!" says the pirate. "Can I interest you in a bottle opener? Your future self will need one."

Never,ever trust a dead pirate, however if he's the only shop in town we may have to do a business deal with him and hope it does not explode on us. Maybe he has a rubber chicken an essentile for all adventurers. Bernard. how can I be ahead when we have only just started

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Has any one seen any little gray cells around as I think I've lost some? Reward for finder.

You hand over the credit card to the pirate, he copies it and hands back the card and a bottle opener.

>turn around

You turn around and see a strange whirl in the sky. Suddenly a wardrobe appears. The doors open and a beautiful young woman steps out. A luggage trunk with small feet is following her. She opens the trunk and takes out latex gloves and some swabs. She asks if you're willing to give a DNA sample.

A little distance away, by a boulder, half-covered in dust, lies an old green bottle. To the East is a strange whirl in the sky. To the North is a wardrobe. To the South is a burnt patch of land where there used to be a pirate shop. to the West is an angry alien woman holding a herring.

You take of the sun glasses preparing to kiss the young alien woman, than you see the pointy long teeth in her mouth and you take a step back. She doesn't seem to notice your reluctance. She takes a bottle of tequila out of her pocket and fills the glasses you have in your hands. You see a worm floating in one of the glasses.