I'm doing a "Lysa Got A New Motorcycle" incentive - buy 3 lip balms and shipping is free. Think that's a good one?

I'm just in such a damn good mood today - been ridin'... bugs in my teeth, wind in my hair, and a song in my heart. Okay, being totally sarcastic about that last part, but it sounded good , right? It was more like bugs in my teeth, wind in my hair, and FEAR IN MY SOUL. Almost dumped that bike over on me TWICE. That would have been 450 pounds of hurt, let me tell ya.