Monday, November 2, 2009

I am supposed to be out getting a few books.I couldn’t help it that the poor computer was staring at me, come hithering me over to use it. Big sad monitor all lonely.

Be kind to your local technology. It’s a rule.

Do you think I need to join Bloggers Anonymous? Is this the first sign of a problem? Do you think….Aw hell….

Jimmy Crack Corn!

That’s right! Yes, this blog is a guilty pleasure for me. I admit it. There.

Admitted it- First step.

Not giving a crap-Second step.

Now go chase someone with a real problem.

Not shaking this vice. Can’t make me. No matter how many frowns I may get because I shoved some poor soul out of my way so that I could use the computer first.

She probably has insurance.

Anyway, I have always been of the school –Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry alone. Well the other day, I lost it over lintand I could swear that the cat got a little misty.No longer holds water.

And before becoming a mom, whenever I would hear a mother yelling at a child in the store or at the park I would wonder- Nowwhat kind of a woman yells at her kid that way?

Now seven years into it, when I hear a mother yelling in the store or at the park I wonder Now what the hell did that kid do to their mother to make her have to scream like that. Tsk tsk.

‘Ahem…. excuse, me but there are several patrons waiting to use this computer.’

The librarian gently nudges.

Uh helloooo, typing here! ‘Yeah, okay, I’ll be off in a sec.’

Whore.

So as I was saying…

‘You’ve been on here for quite a while. I think that it is time for someone else to take a turn’ One of the patrons pointed out.

Hmm...Now how would a healthy well-balanced individual have responded?

GRAB THE BUTTON AND SPREAD THE WORD ..... BLOGGERS DO IT BETTER YO!!!

Rap Sheet

Mother, wife, writer, friend, un-willing employee, feeder of fish and cats (all right, so I don't always remember to feed the fish-it's not my fault they can't talk to remind me), cleaner of house and clocks and not necessarily all in that order or always done well but getting done nevertheless (-:

More?

O.K. I love my son more than air, I would drink tomato sauce from the can if it was socially acceptable, my husband and I want to throw live grenades at each other on a daily basis but love each other still (strong love beats live grenades. In Battleship and in life! 11 years and still going strong.

Thanks Lee!!!

Double Thanks to Robyn for both of these awards-visit her @ http://robyns-page.blogspot.com/

Tamara-Thank you for this!!! xoxoxoxoox visit her at @ homespunheartscandles.blogspot.com xoxoxo

Thanks so much to Blia @ superheroesmom.com

Grab An Award-see below

Finally, you do not need to be a recipient of an award to give an award!

Grab An Award – My way of awarding it forward. The only rules are: THERE ARE NO RULES (Only rule is no rules? Rule for rules? Is that a rule? I’m so confused)

And what is nicer than giving an award with no strings attached just because?

So in the spirit of fun blog awarding and ‘cause I think they’re a great way to connect and share the blog love with our awesome fellow bloggers (without the chain letter affect-they give me the willies), I have created The Divine Blogger and Rock Star Blogger Awards to grab-I know, fancy right? -(o.k. so I won't quit my day job)

Grab it and let the lucky recipient (s) know that you have given them a rule-free award and not to be afraid to pick it up on your site.Once they grab it from your site, they are free to pass it along to others (rule-free of course). And anyone can grab it from their sites to pass on as well.

Hope you all enjoy awarding it forward!

Now hurry! Go make room in your closet for all that good karma. And please get rid of those old sweatpants while you're at it! (-: