If you kiss her, you are not a gentlemanIf you don’t, you are not a manIf you praise her, she thinks you are lyingIf you don’t, you are good for nothingIf you agree to all her likes, you are a wimpIf you don’t, you are not understandingIf you visit her often,she thinks it is boringIf you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossingIf you are well dressed, she says you are a playboyIf you don’t , you are a dull boyIf you are jealous, she says it’s badIf you don’t, she thinks you do not love herIf you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect herIf you don’t, she thinks you do not like herIf you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to waitIf she is late, she says that’s a girl’s wayIf you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are coldIf you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantageIf you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirtingIf she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiringIf you talk, she wants you to listenIf you listen, she wants you to talk