BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert at University of Georgia

Body: Athens, (GA)--
UGA football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a
player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field. Head coach Mark Richt immediately suspended practice
and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the
white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was
unlikely to encounter the substance again this season