We’re not big Hilary Swank fans up in here — don’t get me wrong, the movies where she dies a violent death always leave us in tears. But whenever she tries to kick it mainstream or emerges in the real world, we’re a big pile of “meh.”

Don’t know what it is about Hilary that I find so unappealing. It might be because even 17 years later, I still see that big jaw pulling back to say, “Buffaaaay” in her awful “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” valley girl accent.

But last night she looked super, dare I say, swanky? The midnight blue hue of her simple yet intricate gown was perfect against her piglet pink complexion, while her slightly feathered hair made me want to do the time warp again.