You know what I could go for right now? A nice tall 40 of Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor. Or maybe a chilly can of Löbrau Beer. Or how about a frothy mug full of Romulan Ale? Unfortunately, though, I can’t: none of those beers are real — they’re from NewsRadio, Futurama, and Star Trek. Sigh. Well, looks like it’s another night spent drinking bad beer because WKRP in Cincinnati‘s Black Death Malt Liquor doesn’t exist. Yup, just a typical Thursday.