You beat me to the same confession...only I'm 46.This thread makes me squint my eyes until my head hurts.
I like watching Televangelists when I'm high.
I sometimes catch myself starting to pray before I fall asleep.
I'll recite the Nicene Creed if I happen to hear it.

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness
~Izel