10.You don't even TRY to be cool anymore.9.Auto insurance is so darn cheap now!8.You recently uttered the words,"Hey, you kids! Turn down that music!"7.People are starting to ask youhow things were "in your day."6.Cake and ice cream give you indigestion.5.You remember when gasoline cost a dollar a gallon.4.WHAT? What'd you say? HUH?3.Your face has finally cleared up.2.You tell stories about WALKING to school.