Minister charged with being just like Jesus.. I mean Indecent Exposure.

Fri, 09/07/2007 - 09:23 — Kulrak

WTOP.com has a story today about a minister being arrested just for trying to be more like Jesus! Now, I have no love for Jesus myself, but you would think that a minister would be able to act like him all he wanted without being thrown in jail.

"Tommy Tester, 58, of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly urinating in front of children at a car wash, police said."

Wearing a skirt is not unknown to the 'savior' and urinating in front of children is ALMOST what he likes to do. Can you say golden showers? The minister is obviously doing a performance piece, an homage to Jesus himself.

"Police also said Tester offered to perform oral sex on officers who were sent to the scene."

Now this is right on. He nailed jesus on the head, feet, hands and stabbed him in the side with a spear on this one. Nothing says Jesus like trying to blow the cops to get out of trouble. Unfortunately, it worked about as well on modern cops as it did on ancient romans.

"There was no immediate response Tuesday to calls to the church and Tester's home."

Obviously the church is flabbergasted by the actions of police as well.

That's all on this story for today from jesus-sucks-dick.com, your antichristian news leader. We will be updating as new details come to light.