I was swimming in the sea in august, and this big fish swam past me. I thought it was a shark at first but when it got in the distance it jumped out of the water and it had the top half of a human.

No shit.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town

10-28-2005, 02:02 PM

Yeah, and Oprah is helpful.

wheelchairman

10-28-2005, 02:04 PM

Yeah I live right next to the little mermaid.

[Warning] Nimrod In Town

10-28-2005, 02:05 PM

I raped her daughter.

Toxic Speed Bump

10-28-2005, 02:06 PM

would you sleep with a murmaid if it was a fish head with legs?

Drummer_Boi91

10-28-2005, 06:43 PM

Yeah i would... just bone her with a paper bag over her head.
Wat were u smoking when u saw a mermaid?

Human

10-28-2005, 06:59 PM

Yeah...and Micheal Jackson is my uncle.

Conspiracy of One

10-28-2005, 07:03 PM

would you sleep with a murmaid if it was a fish head with legs?

Did you sleep with the murmaid you saw too? Is that why your asking this question? To feel more secure about your Fish fetish? You need to get out more my friend, without the pot.

Drummer_Boi91

10-28-2005, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Conspiracy of One
Did you sleep with the murmaid you saw too? Is that why your asking this question? To feel more secure about your Fish fetish? You need to get out more my friend, without the pot.

LMAO NICE!!!

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 07:40 PM

believe me or not.

I was swimming in the sea in august, and this big fish swam past me. I thought it was a shark at first but when it got in the distance it jumped out of the water and it had the top half of a human.

No shit.
were you pissed at the time?

GreenTerror

10-28-2005, 08:12 PM

Where do murmaids keep their vaginas?

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 08:13 PM

Where do murmaids keep their vaginas?
that was gold...

GreenTerror

10-28-2005, 08:16 PM

No, seriously. They don't have any legs, so where would it be? Are there male murmaids? We need a murmaid expert in here to answer these questions.

0r4ng3

10-28-2005, 08:17 PM

Where do murmaids keep their vaginas?
I think the whole mermaid reproductive process was explained on an episode of Futurama. All I remember is Fry running away yelling "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top, and the woman part on the bottom?!".

GreenTerror

10-28-2005, 08:18 PM

I've yet to see that one...

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 08:18 PM

I think the whole mermaid reproductive process was explained on an episode of Futurama. All I remember is Fry running away yelling "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid, with the fish part on the top, and the woman part on the bottom?!".
well they arent human so maybe they dont use cocks and pussies...maybe they use tongues and ears

0r4ng3

10-28-2005, 08:21 PM

Do you know how most fish reproduce? It was something like that.

GreenTerror

10-28-2005, 08:22 PM

Or maybe they lay eggs like fish.

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 08:23 PM

Do you know how most fish reproduce? It was something like that.
serious? i just made that up

0r4ng3

10-28-2005, 08:25 PM

No smash, you're wrong. I was saying that mermaids reproduce similar to how fish do, with eggs and stuff.

Conspiracy of One

10-28-2005, 08:25 PM

He wasn't saying you were right. He was saying it's something like how Fish reproduce.

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 08:37 PM

He wasn't saying you were right. He was saying it's something like how Fish reproduce.
i know, but i made that sexual theory up myself...i never wouldv'e considered it was real

Conspiracy of One

10-28-2005, 08:40 PM

Good, because it wont ever be real. Now go run somewhere okay?

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 08:42 PM

Good, because it wont ever be real. Now go run somewhere okay?
ok. sounds like a plan...runnig running running

Homer

10-28-2005, 08:55 PM

LOL@!!!#@! This is where science comes in handy!

Anyways, the female fish lays the eggs and the male fish fertilizes them with his sperm.

Tomorrow's lesson: I don't know, fuck off.

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 08:59 PM

LOL@!!!#@! This is where science comes in handy!

Anyways, the female fish lays the eggs and the male fish fertilizes them with his sperm.

Tomorrow's lesson: I don't know, fuck off.
yeah, i would likee to fuck off all over your mum

Homer

10-28-2005, 09:04 PM

yeah, i would likee to fuck off all over your mum

You truely are an idiot if you took that offensive... and thought that that was a good comeback, no, an intelligent comeback.

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 09:06 PM

You truely are an idiot if you took that offensive... and thought that that was a good comeback, no, an intelligent comeback.
no it wasnt offensive, i tryed to offend you

Homer

10-28-2005, 09:12 PM

no it wasnt offensive, i tryed to offend you

Yes, normaly when you quote someone (basically) and use offense against it, that means you were offended. Why am I even argueing this with you?

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 09:14 PM

Yes, normaly when you quote someone (basically) and use offense against it, that means you were offended. Why am I even argueing this with you?
i dunno...but arguing is entertaining and thanx to you im not bored anymore. thank you homer

Homer

10-28-2005, 09:19 PM

i dunno...but arguing is entertaining and thanx to you im not bored anymore. thank you homer

Well there you go. I'm also entertained by this. So does it still count as an arguement? Or was there one at all in the first place?

That Punk Kid You Love

10-28-2005, 10:34 PM

believe me or not.

I was swimming in the sea in august, and this big fish swam past me. I thought it was a shark at first but when it got in the distance it jumped out of the water and it had the top half of a human.

No shit.

Did it have nice titties or where they pruned from the water?

.:SMASH:.

10-28-2005, 11:08 PM

Did it have nice titties or where they pruned from the water?
the tits were sweet man