>>4826105There's about 4 of you. And you have been outvoted by Netjester who is everyone, everything and everywhere. You can't even Milhouse it because then you'd just be unoriginal and lame. In jokes have to be funny. Bitch man is funny because you struggle even now to try to make your meme stick even and all that happens is that some dumb markovian code made up a meme that is cooler.

He's done worse.

>>4826104It's a lot like people who just adopt awful personas because that way if everyone hates them it's not on them, it's just the life they chose. Not personal.

Except it's still their choice and living inauthentically is no fun. It's like being on an imageboard and assuming every single post on every board is a joke or troll or deliberate shitpost. It just ruins it. It's why /b/ has the lowest ratio of actual good threads. Too often you know it's just bitch man or thread portfolio guy trying to provoke reactions or invasive trolls who think this board is the heart of the community or something.

>>4826390fuck you. started this shit over a year ago and even did check ups every couple months and made a thread saying I would stop doing bitch up and then everyone told me to continue because they liked it. Well its a year later now and im still bitching up. gonna bitch up till my cock throbs.

>>4826503Why are you still trying to force this unfunny pointless non meme, bitch man? The board has already collectively decided under the wise guidance of skynet that bitch man is the new cool thing.

>>4826612Honestly squatting I have realized contains a hidden wisdom. Let us ignore the bourgeois tendencies of chairs raising yourself above your fellow workers with meaningless capitalist ornamentation and focus chiefly on the posture. It is cold, wet, mud everywhere and possibly no functional roads. You go outside to smoke. Or wait for bus. Why would you stand there like a fool getting colder? I discovered this on a windy day. You see, standing or even sitting exposes a higher surface area to look of thermal energy via convection and radiation. By squatting into a ball you both insulate yourself and retain heat longer while also not getting your ass cold and wet on the ground.

Until we have ass heaters in public benches I think this is the most efficient way to wait for a bus.

>>4826515DUDE THIS ISNT THE SAME PERSON! THERE ARE MANY OF US WHO SAY AND USE BITCH UP! I EVEN STOPPED POSTING HERE FOR 5 MONTHS AND CAME BACK TO PEOPLE BITCHING UP. I MADE BITCH UP. BITCH MAN ISNT ONE PERSON. BITCH MAN IS ALL OF US.

Bitch up doesn't make any sense, which is why it'll never catch on. It's derived from "man up," which means "act more responsible and strong." Because this is the origin, it seems to indicate that "bitch up" would mean "act like a little fucking bitch."