I'm 26 and live in Oregon. I've been married for almost three years and have a step-son. I love to read paranormal romances and writing short stories. Yes, I am obsessed with 'Twilight' and I happen to think Stephanie is a wonderful writer.

I love the color yellow and am completely and utterly addicted to coffee and Pepsi :) lol. I love my family and spending time with the few close friends I do have.

I admire all of you who are willing to share their stories with strangers and have just started doing the same. I love making new friends and I hope that I make some on here. Nothing beats making friends with people who are as obsessed as you are :D lol

While hunting one afternoon, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU. DARK Themes.

Bella makes the decision to leave Phoenix forever after a tragic accident. Seeking a fresh start, she heads to the small town of Forks to live with Charlie. The cold numbness that has imprisoned Bella's heart begins to subside when she finds herself falling for the only person at Forks High School capable of tearing down her walls.

Canon pairings, AU for loosely following Twilight original plot. Some angst -- especially in the beginning.

“I know I smelled an open wound, Bella,” Alice said sternly. Behind her, Carlisle and Edward exchanged a look.

Bella scoffed slightly. “Believe me, I felt it,” she told her as she tried to stand.

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“You don’t understand,” Edward said in a deadly tone.

Bella stared at him for a moment, a bitter expression overcoming her features. “There’s something for me to understand?”

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“Fuck her!” she heard one of them call.

“Oh, I will,” the man above her answered.

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Her smile faded after a moment when she realized something. “Oh, great,” she started grumpily, “we match.”

Edward grinned lopsidedly. “Indeed, we do,” he replied.

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“You’re funny,” Edward said dryly. “I bet you wouldn’t be saying the same thing if you were the one who turned up missing.”

“Are you trying to scare me, Mr. Cullen?” Bella asked as she snapped a picture.

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"Bella, listen to me,” he tried coaxing her gently.

“No!” Bella shouted, pulling her arms out of his grip. “I never want to see you again. Stay away from me,” she said through clenched teeth, and no matter what she did, she couldn’t stop the tears from falling.

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He cupped her face with both hands while looking into her eyes. “If you don’t find me, who’s killed before, whose diet consists of blood, repulsive, how can I look at you in that way?” he asked her softly.

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"What kind of man are you?!” Bella pushed and slapped his chest as she raged. She was becoming unhinged.

“No! That’s not what you’re supposed to say!” a voice exclaimed in the background.

A tear escaped Bella’s eye as she listened to her mother’s cries as he hit her.

-

Edward nodded. “You’re safe now, Bella,” he told her tenderly as he softly massaged her cheek.

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It's cranky vampire Edward against angry, no shit-taking, possibly mortal Bella in the ring. Who will be the winner? Or will they both lose? Watch their journey to life full of drama, mystery, romance, and mythical creatures.

A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.

PLEASE BE WARNED that I intend this to be an unapologetically smut-tastic fic with some S&M and D/s-ish lemons in later chapters.

Bella Swan, a young registered pharmacist from New Jersey, takes a job in the Forks, WA Regional Hospital, determined to start her life over. She meets the handsome, brooding Edward Cullen, who also works in the hospital's pharmacy...but on the night shift, of course.

Will Edward be able to control his agonizing thirst for Bella's blood? How will the emotionally wounded Bella react to her increasing attraction to him? Can Jacob be effective as a minor, if consequential, character? And most important, can Serendipitous refrain from the gratuitous use of hokey questions to attract readers?

Huge thanks to the talented and generous Anne Cullen for the banner!

Canon pairings; the Cullens are still vampires. Edward's and Bella's ages are advanced to their early-mid 20s, to give them more adult sensibilities. Other than that, the story parallels "Twilight," with some new adventures in line with the characters' ages and situations. The chapters alternate between Edward's and Bella's POV. While it's not a *funny* version of "Twilight," there are definite sparks of humor in it.

Bella never jumped, Alice never had her vision and Edward never came back. Six years later, Bella is struggling to make a new life for herself as a teacher in Rochester, New York. How will she fare when a very familiar student crops up in her classroom? Will she be able to remain professional, or will old ties get in the way?

Edward is convinced that getting Bella back is just a matter of 'persuasion', but Bella isn't prepared to be that cooperative. What's more, she's in the grip of a dark secret which threatens to prevent her from loving ever again.

"After a few moments, I peeked through my wet eyelashes. My parents, both bone-pale and lifeless, lay at his feet. A squeak of terror escaped my lips. The man's head snapped up. His strange crimson eyes focused on my face, a wicked-evil grin stretching across his perfect features."

"So this has been your plan all along? Killing everyone I care about, then leaving me no reason to live? Having me almost welcoming death?"

"Such a shame they had to die, isn't it?"

"Yes, such a shame."

"'Bella, angel, don't you see? I care about you . . . so much. I feel the need to protect you from anything and everything that could hurt you in any way,' he murmured, so softly no one but the two of us could hear."

Vampire Edward & Human Bella.

Isabella Marie Swan is not your average teenager. When she was just the age of seven, she watched as her parents were killed in front of her young, innocent eyes. As far as the public knew, her parents committed suicide, but Bella is the only one who knows the truth. She had to watch as her parents were murdered by a monster - a vampire.

Ten years have gone by since the night that changed Bella's life in the most awful of ways. It seems as if Bella is finally getting over her parents' death, despite the nightmares that make her terrified to sleep. Having the help from her older brother Emmett and his girlfriend Rosalie, she is expected to make a full recovery. Just as it seems that everything is falling into place for the damaged family, everything changes when a new coven of vampires moves to Forks, Washington and into Bella and Emmett's old home-the home where she experience the most tragic night of her life.

When the past comes to finish what it had started, what must Bella do to prevent history from repeating itself?

When Bella moves to Forks, she's surprised that there's someone living in the house across from hers... and even more so that her window faces directing into someone else's! Will these two window buddies be able to get over their naivity and shyness to discover that they're meant to be? AU, AH BxE all the way... enjoy!

Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list of things that she and Edward can do together once they're happily married. She's surprised to find she might be able to cross some things off earlier than she thought...

What if Edward and Bella acted like regular seventeen year olds? With all the passion, lust, and curiosity that comes with being a teenager. Would Edward be able to keep both monsters in check? And will there be other more disturbing consequences to his lack of control besides just giving in? Can their new love handle anything?

A somewhat OOC re-telling of Twilight (with a few small plot changes) until Port Angeles, AU after that. Canon Pairings, Alternating POVs of Edward and Bella, Rated NC-17 for violence, language, a little alcohol/drug use, sexual acts and assault. If those topics offend you, please do not read.

And more keep coming in! Thanks to m81170 for this lovely piece of art:

Here's another amazing pic that fits in with Dark Side of the Moon perfectly -thank you to JohannaL for ID'ing the author: http://smirks-works.livejournal.com/ check out her (I assume) other manips - she's a genius!

Updated November, 2009

This story is now COMPLETE!

Dark Side of the Moon is my version of New Moon from Edward’s point of view. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.

This tormented story has been a part of my life for about a year and a half – and what a ride it’s been! Meant to be canon and in character, I hope you enjoy angsty Edward and his suffering during New Moon. As unhappy as Bella was during this time, Edward suffered so much more (I think). So be sure and crack open a fresh box of tissues before reading!

Thank you to everyone for all the reviews, especially to those of you who reviewed each and every chapter! Your support and loyalty have been the driving force to me getting this project finished – and I hope it’s lived up to all of your expectations.

Love you all,

blondieakarobin

PS. As one last thank you, I’ve posted a formatted, printable copy of Dark Side of the Moon at http://bit.ly/2vLHMi, as will also post as an electronic version suitable for viewing on a kindle or MobiReader. I’m also posting a ‘Director’s Cut’ that includes citations of all of Bella’s quotes from Twilight, research notes, and even funny comments from my betas in this version in the same directory.

blondie

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Use of the dialog from the series is just for clarity - Stephenie Meyer owns all things twilight! I'm making absolutely nothing from this work.

When Charlie is diagnosed with cancer, Bella decides to move to Forks to help him through his treatment and recovery. What happens when the resentful son of the new cancer doctor meets up with the reason he was dragged to this small town? AH. E/B.

Bella is devastated by the loss of her mother and is forced to go live with Charlie, her Mom's best friend, when there is no one else to take her in. She gives up on living, too lost in her own anger to let anyone close to her. Enter Edward, the handsome teenage vampire, and the beginning of a complicated love-hate relationship. Neither can deny the connection between them, but can their love survive the fear that rules her and the secret he hides from her? AU and OOC, Rated NC-17 for language and sexual content.

Have you ever dreamed of taking Edward in the airplane bathroom? Or underneath a waterfall? How about in a phone booth? Well, Bella has… and so have we.

Join us in our journey as we discover just how many places we can make our favorite couple have sex.

The second collaboration between XShear and kARLOTITA09! (we also write the infamous, 'A Tale of Two Edwards'!)

OCC will occur on most accounts! Times, places, and situations, will most likely be different from one another. Each new chapter, is a new place for Edward and Bella to enjoy one another; some may be one-shots, some continuing stories.

Bella goes to Forks to complete some omnious task her mother says she "must do on her own." Edward struggles with his grip on humanity. They both harbor secrets, but she knows his. She's about to learn that her mother is a big, fat liar. He's about to learn that Alice and Carlisle are capable of keeping secrets from him. These two might be the best thing for each other; the only way they can come to terms and move forward. And for once, Bella is Edward's equal. In will and ability.OOC, AU, canon pairing

All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the intellectual property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of Stephenie Meyer. No copyright infringement is intended.