That’s the entire YouTube description for this clip of an overly-excited Texas Rangers fan with a spectacular haircut who tells DFW sports reporter Jim Knox about how it’s her mom’s birthday, and also that she’s HERE TO F**KIN’ CAUSE TROUBLE. Knox takes the f-bomb like a pro, going right into (and I’m paraphrasing, here) “she looks like trouble, now let’s take a few steps to my right and talk to somebody who isn’t gonna straighten out their faux-hawk and yell curse words into my microphone”. It’s Local Emmy worthy.