Mmm-Mmm, Jihad

Stick a spoon in it. American culture is dead for good. While loyal citizens were worrying about encroaching Sharia law, Campbell's introduced a line of Halal soups.

All the usual suspects are weighing in on this American apocalypse, including the Tea Party Nation, which tweeted: "Campbell's now making Muslim approved soups. Mmmmm Mmmmm not good. No more campbells for me."