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Martin Shkreli, the ‘Pharma Bro’ born with the incurable illness of being a complete asshole all the time, was sentenced to 7 years in federal prison for securities fraud this past week — and that’s not even the best part.

The notoriously arrogant ‘Pharma Bro’ was also ordered to forfeit nearly $7.5 million, a sum that combines $5 million in cash from his E-trade brokerage account, a Nazi Enigma code-breaking machine from World War II, a painting by Pablo Picasso and the coveted one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang Clan Album ‘Once Up A Time In Shaolin.‘

Shkreli’s toxic and smug demeanor enraged the world back in 2015, when he raised a life-saving drug known as Daraprim from $13.50 a pill to $750 a pill almost overnight.

Despite heavy criticism and pleas to change his ways, Shkreli seemingly relished in trolling the masses. While most if not all of his antics were infuriating, he acted particularly nasty after purchasing an ultra-rare Wu-Tang album.

The sole copy of the album, which is packaged in a silver-and-nickel case and accompanied by a 174-page leatherbound book, was purchased by Shkreli back in 2015 for $2,000,000.

Since taking ownership over ‘Once Upon A Time In Shaolin‘ Shkreli has taunted fans by threatening to burn it, trolled them by playing small samples of the tracks and even threatened to have Ghostface Killah ‘taken out’ by his ‘goons.’

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The sentencing doesn’t exactly come as a shock, as Shkreli went out of his way to irritate people. In fact, his jury selection took three full days and had over 200 jurors dismissed because they admitted they hated him too much to treat him fairly.

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