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There can only be one…Is no longer the Highlander motto. Originally, in order to obtain the title of Highlander, immortals battled each other in ritual single combat to the death, with the last immortal standing obtaining “The Prize” and becoming the one true Highlander.
From a hiring process, this created some problems though.… Continue Reading

Despite the host’s inclusion of several beers, a fully stocked bar cart, a beer pong table, and music a popular website described as “fresh,” it did not take long for several members of the over 30 crowd to discuss, in great detail, their “beautiful hardwood floors.”… Continue Reading

Castle Grayskull, ETERNIA – It appears, He-Man, the man everyone assumed to be a Master of the Universe never actually finished grad school. “Guys, gimme a break. I mean, It’s not a complete lie, I finished the course work, but never got around to completing my thesis,” exclaimed He-Man, back peddling nervously amongst a sea…

AURORA, Illinois – Dr. Arnold Schneider was stripped of his medical license after misdiagnosing lung cancer as a case of the Mondays. When long time patient Darlene Hammond went to Dr. Schneider complaining of tightness in her chest, shortness of breath, and repeated bouts of bronchitis, Dr. Schneider chuckled and told her to “quit her…

A recent Gallup poll, asking American citizens why they celebrate the 4th of July, has revealed that a whopping 32% thought it was to honor the 1996 blockbuster Will Smith movie, Independence Day. In this film aliens invade, Will Smith kicks alien ass, the end. This alien ass-kicking, of course, occurs on July 4th. Independence…

I bet the title of this article has Apple fan boys angry and Apple haters licking their chops at the opportunity to arm themselves with anti-Apple ammo. Truth is, all smartphones can lead you down the path to butt hurt, but putting “iPhone” in the title has a way of grabbing more attention and this…

The US is often criticized, from both outside and within the country, for having lax laws and attitudes towards guns. When in other countries, children are learning to walk or speak, many young American children are proudly learning to fire guns. Owning and learning to fire a gun is a rite of passage in America.…

Imagine receiving a package from another country. A package filled with magical items exclusive only to that country. Imagine receiving this package from someone you’ve never actually met in person. Those who are paranoid might see this as a recipe for disaster, but for me, this was a recipe for awesome. This is the Australian…

The 265th Pope has resigned. Early reports claimed the Pope, Benedict XVI, stepped down from the position for health reasons, but the Ex-Pope was quick to dispel these rumors. “When I said resigning for health reasons, I meant the health of my level 47 Death Knight in WoW. The little dude is getting pwned on…

Remember those yellow LIVESTRONG bracelets people wore partially because they stood for something, but more so because they were trendy? Sure you do, you’ve got one in a drawer somewhere. Go get it and let’s update it for 2012!… Continue Reading

Talk to anyone who has bought a car and he will tell you he got a great deal. But if car salesmen are the slimes we make them out to be, how is everyone getting a great deal? The answer is simple, if a car salesman has done his job right, he will convince you…