Those humanoid aliens from Prometheus may act all grandiose and high falutin but they're partial to some carbonated vegetable extracts just like the rest of us, only it doesn't seem to agree with them one bit.

….And another thing, fuck your 2012 doamsdoy
predictions. Fuck them. You know what's really
going to happen? All mammals on planet Earth will
slowly die off within the next 60 years or so
because of that festering Fukushima nuclear power
plant that stil