]]>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 17:18:36 +0000http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/viewtopic.php?pid=625016#p625016http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/viewtopic.php?pid=624331#p624331
@everyone...The Nostril Picker is a top laugh, it's been at least a decade since I saw it but I remember laughing out loud on a few occasions.

I'll try and describe the plot:This sleazy bloke wants to look inside womens changing rooms so some tramp grants him that wish (if you're confused then so was I!), anyway, this tramp makes him a 17 year old girl on the outside but he remains a late 30's perv on the inside. It all goes downhill from there. It's an astonishingly poor taste film that I, for one enjoyed.

I'd give it 7/10

But then again, I have an almighty tolerance and a misplaced adoration for this type of filth.

However, I think the most "retarded" movie I've seen would have to be Da Hip Hop Witch.

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Hey man, hows that nostril picker movie? is it worth it or not?funny atleast? i really want to watch it but my download is stuck at 19% since yesterday.but it sounds like its funny from the description.]]>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 14:38:22 +0000http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/viewtopic.php?pid=624206#p624206http://www.horror-movies.ca/Forum/viewtopic.php?pid=624174#p624174
Crippled Masters isn't a horror film.I liked the goofiness of Killer Klowns.I agree that Lincoln vs. Zombies was bad.

Fulci, never heard of Special Dead. And I saw what you did with that last sentence!

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As soon as I read the thread title I thought of this:

I wouldn't recommend it though, it's nothing special.

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Hey man, i never heard of nostril picker. i'll see if i can find it.i have rabid grannies on my list to check out also, i think i already watched biker chicks but im not sure.

heres another one i just remembered that i watched before.RetarDead or it could of been specialdead? anyways i watched one of them before an it sucks so you guys can go ahead an skip that one.'

heres another one if you guys want to check it out, its not horror tho calledcrippled masters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYbvzz4RsUone guy gets his arms chopped off an the other gets his legs burnt with acid.so they both have to learn kungfu an become kungfu legends to take down theevil master who has harmed them.'

edit* i just remembered, another one that fucking sucks killer klowns from outerspace. although, i have not seen it in years now but from what i rememberi hated it. it may need a re-watch.'

edit #2* i also just remembered i watched abraham lincln vs zombies last weeks. oh man, that movie is a piece of horse shit. so bad i deleted it.i laughed once tho when aberaham first shows up to battle zombies an thought it was going to be funny as shit. but it was just boring as all hell.'Has anyone seen abraham vampire hunter? an how is it.

Buttcrack: this ones retarded as shit, some ugly son bitch who likes movies an video games,but who always has his disgustin buttcrack hangin out his pants dies.and his roomate hates he becuz of his crack, buttcracks sister has put a curse on the name buttcrackso whoever says buttcrack ten times in a row then buttcrack comes crawlin out the grave!!

my best fav part is when somebody takes buttcrack out to the movies an while they are drivingthe guy tells buttcrack "hey man, why dont you pull your pants up man. you have your crack all hangingout back there?" then buttcrack says: "see man i knew you was part of the gays man, i dont'want gays looking at my stuff thats only for the ladies." Then he gets out the car an walks home.'

i'd hate to for this one to come out on blu ray tho, unless they can censor that guys disgustin 'asscrack that hangs out his pants. would not want to see that stuff in HD.

Heres some more: i like lots of troma stuff.Poultrygeist: that fat guy eats some haunted chicken an when he poops it rips him apart! ahathat stuff always cracks me up bad. oh ya an when he goes to get chicken the cash register boygoes "wow! jerrod from subways! how did you do it! how did you lose the weight!."'Then the fatman says "its all in moderation mah boy" an he orders 2 buckets of chicken.he is also like 800 pounds of giant fatness.i hate all the gay singing in this one tho.

citizen toxie - toxie 4: that same fat guy from poultrygeist is on here, but this time he isntjerrod from subways he is a superhero now! sadly he also has to blow people for treats.

heres some i seen but didnt like too much:thankskillin (a turkey kills), gingerdeadman (a gingerbreadman kills), Rubber (a killer tire).Teeth (killer vagene with teeth) while i watched the movie teeth, the one where the girl'has teeth in here fahgene an bites dudes weiners off.A part where they were in the car driving (this didnt happen in the movie btw.) but i was thinkingthat it would of been hystarical if the girls vagene started eatin peanuts an the other peoplein the car would be looking around going "what in the shit? hells that noise coming from!?"' cuz the peanuts would be loud an crunchy sounding.an one guy in the back seat would be pluggin his nose from the awful stench of tuna.