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this.style.color='white';"style="color: rgb(255, 165, 0); "methtime you are a fucking boss and i think i love you (no homoe0" - [Purpledino]
"I do it to be like methtime, maybe his coolness will rub off on me" - [Shaman Tokemon]

Most hipsters are wieners. One must take this into account. I recently finished my fixie with the idea of going to the hipster strip in my city one day out the week. There I will use the fact that I am not a wiener and get all of the hipster girls and most likely the clap.

No, they aren't hating the clothing style. They are hating the pretentious douchebagginess that hipsters have that makes them think they are better than everyone else and that even though they all have the same pair of Levi's on with the same stupid looking polo shirt for 8 year old girls on that they are "unique and different".

It's like the dance episode of Southpark:
"I'm gonna be non-conformist by conforming to these guys who are not conforming with you guys who are non-conformists"

Wait, what the fuck?!

All this religion aside, people who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.
-Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

I mean seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want 400 pounds of C-4, claymores and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad?
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

As the great Dr. Gregory House stated:
"$300 dollars for the homeless look"

All this religion aside, people who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.
-Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

I mean seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want 400 pounds of C-4, claymores and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad?
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Being a hipster isn't about being non-conformist. Just like being a goth or an emo kid or a wigger isn't about being non-conformist... (sure is double-negative in here...)
Its about associating with a group that isn't part of the mainstream culture. Everyone does it to an extent. Most of you assocoiate with skiiers. You probably all wear floppy beanies and those stupid oakley sunglasses that look like wayfarers... you just do it so you can associate with a group that you feel like you're a part of. There are douchebag skiiers just like there are douchebag hipsters.

The percentage of the hipster population that are pretentious douchebags:
90%

The percentage of the skiing population that are pretnetious douchebags:
60%

All this religion aside, people who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.
-Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

I mean seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want 400 pounds of C-4, claymores and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad?
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

so that means you're just all better than them because you arent one? because right now you have the same exact attitude as them, except you dress to fit in with the so called "normal crowd" of culture. so you're just as much as a pretentious douchebag as they are.

How is me wearing stuff that is comfortable make me try to fit in with the "normal crowd"? 3/4 of my shirts are t-shirts that have pockets on the front.

And where did I say I was better. I said the reason people hate hipsters is because they are pretentious aka they have a "holier and better than thou" attitude about everything with everyone.

All this religion aside, people who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.
-Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

I mean seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want 400 pounds of C-4, claymores and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad?
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

All this religion aside, people who can't kill will always be subject to those who can.
-Sgt. Brad "Iceman" Colbert

I mean seriously, homes, why would our Iraqi brethren want 400 pounds of C-4, claymores and crates of M-16s? I mean, it just doesn't make any sense. Oh, wait! You know, they could be using all that C-4 for, like, a giant 4th of July celebration. What do you think, Brad?
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person

Sep 27 2010 4:02PM

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