Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Stop me if you've heard this...

So Sammy and I were talking the other day and she wanted me to tell her a story about some pigs. "Pigs?" I asked. Yeah, pigs. Or piggies...whatever...anyway she tried to explain to me about this family of pigs. The oldest and apparently fattest was always going to the supermarket. "Costco or Whole Foods?" I asked but Sammy didn't know and stop interrupting! The next oldest has agoraphobia and is a couch potato. The poor middle pig feasts on nothing but roast beef. Pretty ballsy for a pig, I thought. The next one is a vegan and finally, the baby of the family. This poor thing does nothing but weweweeee all the way home. To either change into more Pampers or Depends. I don't know how old any of them are. So do you know this story or is Sammy pulling my leg again?