In the interest of “safety”, I propose that you buy this t-shirt instead of attempting to sew two sharks to your chest.

Sailor Jerry’s attitude toward sharks embodied those of many a sailor. You want to hate ’em, but you gotta love ’em. A shark on your shirt says you’re willing to stand your ground. It says you’re not about to become someone else’s seafood.

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