Little Betty eats a pound of aspirinsShe got them from the shelf up on the wallBetty's mommy wasn't there to save herShe didn't hear her little baby call(Waaah!)Dead babiesCan take care of themselvesDead babiesCan't take things off the shelfWell we didn't want you anywayLalala-la, lalala-la, la la laDaddy is an agrophile in TexasMommy's on the bar most every nightLittle Betty's sleeping in the graveyardLiving there in burgundy and wineDead babiesCan take care of themselvesDead babiesCan't take things off the shelfWell we didn't love you anywayLalala-la, lalala-la, la la laGoodbye, Little BettyGoodbye, Little BettySo long, Little BettySo long, Little BettyBetty, so longDead babiesCan take care of themselvesDead babiesCan't take things off the shelfWell we didn't need you anywayLalala-la, lalala-la, la la laGoodbye, Little Betty(Order in the court! Order in the courtroom! Order! Order in the court! Order!...etc.)