Someone bought the URL for Guy Fieri's Times Square Restaurant "Guy's American Kitchen And Bar" and turned it into the following fake-menu masterpiece (Click for the full thing):

At this point in Guy Fieri's descent from complete punchline into whatever's beneath that (hyperpunchline?), wouldn't you instantly respect him way more if he just dropped any culinary pretense and made this his actual menu? Even if it is, well, 3-4% more exaggerated than his actual Times Square Menu? I definitely would, though granted, I might be biased because of my sudden craving for 'Funky Mushroom Dribblins'.