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The “Sweater Weather.”

The “Extra Spicy Pumpkin Latte.”

Warm your mouth with some pumpkin flavored coffee before going south *wink wink.* To add even more spice, let a little dribble out of the corners of your mouth first, the visual of dripping liquid is VERY sexy.

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The ” Boot Knocker.”

Blindfold your man and then gently slide his dick in and out of your favorite boots. The rough and soft textures will be crazy hot and sexual.

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The “Sweet Potato Smash.”

Smash up some sweet potatoes and leave them on the kitchen table with a note that reads “Enjoy!” He'll know what to do with them.