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Friday, March 9, 2012

Bad Behavior or Fair Play??

Dolly ripped another nasty panty
from the rooftop travel storage container and threw it to her cousins. Hard to believe ‘Hairy legs’ Bertha actually
thought she’d leave town that easily. What a foolish bronto. Did the prehistoric muffin actually think she
could score a higher placing in Talbot’s Peak by humping Mayor Limp Banana?

“I-chee-che-AH.” Her cousin Garth
waited on the ground, demanding another article of clothing. Odds were he’d take them all home and wear
them. Better the bronto’s crap than
Dolly’s own. Plus, it was gratifying to
know Bertha’s couture would stink like monkey ass in just a few days. Serves her right.

“Get…git, you disgusting monkeys. Aaaaah, not my Dolce…”

Dolly’s heart lightened as baby Frankie, her
sister-in-law’s brother’s kid, urpped up on said Dolce. It was good to have such a supportive family.

“Ah-AH.”

“No,no,no…not my Louboutin’s!”

What the hell did that unwieldy
beast need with those lovely red-bottomed shoes anyway? Dolly grabbed the designer shoes as a prize
and turned to head home. When she got
there, one Mayor saggy nuts was going to buy her a whole new wardrobe to match
her lovely new treasure. Come to think
of it he’d be going back on those ‘herbals’ as well, or she’d find a Bertha of
her own.

Father Tim was looking mighty
fine at the Sunday service and he even survived the poo flinging. Yes, yes, yes…mighty fine, indeed.

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