When smoke fills The Temple at each joss sticks session, and students get relentlessly bombarded by question after question from Miss Loi’s worksheets, few would notice a secret group of teens busily typing away in another room. Meet C and G (names hidden to protect their identities lest they get interrogated on the whereabouts of […]

Till now, visitors passing through The Temple Gates have been greeted by the sight of this featureless wall. Recognizing that a dull, brooding grey wall isn’t exactly the best thing to stir up the excitement of a new student or lift the spirits of weary devotees, the venerable High Priestess decided to dip into The Temple’s funds to commission the building of a great sign …

Obviously Miss Loi didn’t plan this blog post (nor its incomprehensible title). In fact she’s forced to write this under duress from the Liverpool faction of The Temple who ran like a crazy pack of 追星一族 to nearby Novena Square to bring back these photos …

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ….” a distraught Miss Loi sat up in bed in the middle of the night, with her heart still rapidly beating from a nightmare that had felt so frighteningly real. The following morning, having failed to shake off those recurring images in her mind, she decided to head towards the scene of the nightmare, for if the terrible dream was true, life would have lost some of its meaning, and a part of her future would be in grave jeopardy.

About Miss Loi

Miss Loi is a full-time private tutor in Singapore specializing in O-Level Maths tuition. Her life's calling is to eradicate the terrifying LMBFH Syndrome off the face of this planet. For over 27 years she has been a savior to countless students ... [read more]