Gift-giving guide for gorillas

For those unfamiliar with The Dish, it’s like a Xerox of The Soup, except on the Style Network and hosted by Topanga from Boy Meets World. (Fun fact: According to IMDB, “She used to date Lance Bass from *N Sync, but the constant time apart led to their break up.” Pretty sure it was his constant time being sexually attracted to dudes that led to their break up.)

Anyway, the following Dish clip taught me a very valuable lesson about what not to give to a gorilla.

With the holiday season now officially upon us (River Oaks decorating committee be damned), here are 29 other things you shouldn’t give a gorilla: