STABFACE - 2012-06-08 Holy shit, check out how uncomfortable he looks! He cannot fucking wait to get out of there.

Prickly Pete - 2012-06-08 If this were anyone else I'd say it were a brain fart, but in Romney's case it's not hard to imagine him scolding his staff aftwards for failing to brief him on all the various "chocolate goodies" they offer here on earth.

stifford - 2012-06-08 I think Romney should have to take the Voight-Kampff replicant test

Oscar Wildcat - 2012-06-08 "You see a dog, strapped to the roof of your car. The dog is tired, hot, and lonely. You get in the car and start driving. At 60 mph a trickle of urine and feces beings to flow down the windshield onto the hood. What do you do, Mitt?"

"I turn the windshield wipers on. "

"Yep, he's a skin job. Call Decker."

StanleyPain - 2012-06-08 Every piece of information coming out about Romney's personal life, be it in the present or past, is painting an ever-bleaker, humorless, dark picture of this man. He has got to easily be one of the biggest assholes ever to be one election away from the White House. He is a fucking mindless, cold, soulless machine basically raised from birth to be a fucking robot with some political software uploaded into it. This country would be in better hands if we elected a fucking computer running a Turning Test.

"How would you fix the economy?"
"The hat would tell me."
"What does that mean?"
"A course is a class at school."
"Stick the subject, chief."
"What's the subject?"
"How do we fix the economy?"
"We search."