Start a Royal Comission to find and punish the flog who hacked Sneans

If you thought the Russians attacking the US election was the online crime of the century, you're dead wrong. The Sneans Facebook page has been attacked and overrun by a trash the page type rooster.

Matty Burgess is a real Sneans Facebook Page operator type operator. And like Nollsy on Australian Idol in 2003, Matty has been robbed. But it's more than just Matty, it's all of us. Sneans serves as a cultural bellwether and a record of one of the most important fashion trends of our time. It's a national treasure - a wonder being destroyed faster than the Great Barrier Reef. The page is being flooded with spam and clickbait. And all so some gronk in Karachi can make a few cents on the side of his sweatshop gig.

First it was Vegemite, now Sneans. Foreign entities looking for quick profits are devastating our cultural icons! It's not good enough. It needs to be stopped! Malcom - your people are crying out! Help us save Sneans!