If anyone pwns BrokenWings, or even TRIES to flame him, I will hunt you down, I all ready know how to find you. I will slip a soiled stocking around your throat, I will smile a frothy drool into your mouth as your struggle and I will **** every orifice you have.

E-Peen™

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants

This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.

Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

Friend of Forumwarz: Gold

This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.

Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum

This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.

I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

Medal Winner

This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.

Noose and Razor Fellow

This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.

Spider-Man

This player assembled 25 .moar files.

Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

The Level Cap

This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.

The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.