Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

what you do now:
make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture.
begin to talk to her, get her really interested.
meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell,

what you do now:
make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture.
begin to talk to her, get her really interested.
meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell,