Rory McIlroy Wins. His Belt Loses.

As he won the PGA Championship this weekend, Rory McIlroy was covered in so many branded logos, he looked like the human version of the Valpak coupon mailers. We get it: money. Somehow, though, the most offensive one is on his belt buckle, if only because it draws attention to such a terrible garment. A note to would-be golf champions, or even men in general: There is absolutely no need to match your belt to your polo shirt. Unless, we guess, if you're at P.Diddy's White Party (does that even still exist?). Also, that crocodile texture, along with that width, and that giant Oakley "O", and that fire engine red just begs for comment. Worse than the fact that, if you didn't recognize him, you'd think his name was Jumeirah. And, not to pile on, but red is not really his color. Matches his face too much. Despite that, congrats man! Sure.