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Fans hold up a sign as head coach Andy Reid, foreground, works the
sidelines during the 4th quarter. Philadelphia Eagles lose 38-23 to
the Dallas Cowboys at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia on
November 11, 2012. (David Maialetti/Staff Photographer)

Pattison Ave.

Famed local comedian Joe Conklin and his daughter, Casey, have teamed up on a music video that mocks Andy Reid's failures this season.

The video is based on Taylor Swift's song "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together." It's a fair bet that many Eagles fans have been saying just that to Reid throughout this season.

By the way, the Eagles announced Wednesday morning that Taylor Swift will perform at Lincoln Financial Field on July 20 as part of next year's tour schedule. We doubt Reid will still be around at that point, but if he is... how about a duet?

Here are the lyrics to the Conklin version of the song. All words are sung by Casey Conklin unless otherwise noted:

[Andy Reid in a voiceover, with an actor portraying him on camera: Alright, got to do a better job, I'll take full responsibility, time's yours]

I remember when you screwed up the first timeFourteen years later is enough, cause likeWe haven't had a sack in a monthAnd you say, you'll do a, better, job

[Reid in a voiceover, with an actor portraying him on camera: Better job.]

What? Then you come out again and sayListen, I'm taking full responsibility. I've had it.Every week is Groundhog Day,I say: I hate you. You say, you'll fix it. Times yours

[Reid in a voiceover, with an actor portraying him on camera: Time's yours]

Oooh you screwed it up again last nightBut Oooh, this time I'm telling you, I'm telling youWe are never ever ever gonna win with AndyWe are never ever ever gonna win with Andy

You go fire your friends,Always your friends, it's never youBut we are never ever ever gonna win with Andy

[Joe Conklin on screen: What do they call the definition of insanity?]

Like ever...I'm really gonna miss our Monday talkAnd your, funny way managing of the clock.Your stupid, play calling in the red zoneAnd all the, fourth quarter leads that you've blown.

[Casey Conklin stops singing, and says in a speaking tone: So he comes out again and he says: "I gotta do a better job" And I'm like, "I mean, this is exhausting, you know"]

We are never going to win with anything with Andy ...like ever.We are never ever ever gonna win with Andy