Things Houston Astros Fans Want to Say to Houston Texans Fans

October 3, 2013

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Teams you can't beat: Baltimore, Seattle. Teams we can't beat (in alphabetical order): Arizona, Atlanta, Baltimore, Boston, Chicago, the other Chicago, Cincinnati, Cleveland ... and every other team in the league! ... Seriously, you go into a game - any game - thinking you can compete. Competitiveness is a luxury we don't have.

Houston Chronicle file photo

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Teams you can't beat: Baltimore, Seattle. Teams we can't beat (in alphabetical order): Arizona, Atlanta, Baltimore, Boston, Chicago, the other Chicago, Cincinnati, Cleveland ... and every other team in the league! ... Seriously, you go into a game - any game - thinking you can compete. Competitiveness is a luxury we don't have.