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It’s been almost two years since Piranha 3D (a remake of the 1978 B-movie, Piranha) was released in theaters, and the wait for the sequel is nothing if not excruciating. P3D truly had something for everyone: a classic love story, a comically coked up character, buckets of blood, adult actresses, and some crazy prehistoric monster fish shooting out of the screen thanks to the magic of 3D. Still, the question remains: when will the Piranha 3DD (hehe) be released in US theaters?

I enjoy a good B movie, ala Snakes on a Plane, The Expendables, and Ninja Assassin, but Piranha 3D makes Final Destination's gore look tame. Do we want thrills this cheap at the theater? Piranha 3D has more naked women, bloody deaths, maimings, decapitations, and mutilations than anything than any theatrical release in years. I'm all for fun, but this is gore porn. If you like that sort of thing, this is the movie for you. If you're looking for a movie that doesn't violently rip the face off a girl by tying her hair in a boat propeller, watch something else. Piranha 3D may be about the insatiable appetites of ancient fish with teeth, but one serving is enough for me.