Right, right.Avi's bugged me to do this, so I actually have to get up off my lazy ass and rewrite this profile. Well, I don't have to, but I'd rather not have her coming at me with a knife when I don't, SO!

First thing's first: You see that story down there? That one that's not Nightshade's Valor? Don't read that. That's a piece of crap that I'm just too gorram sentimental to take down. I used to think it was a good start, until I took an arrow the th-...

Until Shrrgand I started talking and, over the course of the past year, we made it much much much better. This has led to the creation of something that would take far too long to explain in this teeny-tiny little profile box, and so I should really just get down to writing it, shouldn't I?

Point is you lot should keep an eye out for an expansion on the Percy Jackson universe that takes an idea I had back when I read Titan's Curse about a year ago (man, has it really been that long?) and more or less touches on a lot of things Riordan didn't, at least at the time we came up with all the stuff. Happen to like Zoe Nightshade as a character, and are grumbling as much as I am that she was killed off so early? Ever take a moment to think about how under-represented and underplayed mortal humans are in the books? We-hell, my friends, you might just want to stop by every so often and look for what will eventually be the following six stories:

Trial of the Guardian

Forging the Shield

Hell to Pay

Veils and Tangled Threads

Subjective Honor

Guardian, Fatebreaker

Hang on to your pants audience, when I finally get off my lazy, white ass to write,Xed's Broken Bow series might just have some competition! An ambitious and ballsy statement, I know, but... well... those few of you who know me know I rarely ever qualify as normal.

(A small warning: I've found, over the past year, that I'm not very nice to my characters. My stories aren't overly cruel, bloody or evil, they're just... dark. It starts to show through after you finish the second-one-that-will-eventually-be-written-honest-I'm-serious.)

Optimus and Arcee leap through the GroundBridge to find a plane of existence where the ally is the enemy, and the enemy is the ally. Can Optimus and Arcee reach Megatron and the noble Decepticons before Optimus' corrupt counterpart and his twisted Autobots gets to them?

In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...

Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.

As the most dangerous adventure of his life begins, Armani is tasked with not only a journey of self-discovery, but a challenge to recover something so elusive, that his path will take him further than he ever imagined possible... Beta by Shrrgnien. Winner of the Phoenix Best OC Award.

A raging wind had always seemed to surround his life. The wind tore everything away from his soul. Family, love, and trust meant close to nothing to him. He could never grasp the concept of living. He just wanted to exist.

After Reconstruction, the EMP sent the RvB crew to the Endar Spire instead of what happened in canon. Now, they've got to save the Republic. If they don't drive Bastila up the wall first! Semi-serious crossover with RvB & KOTOR. Prepare to die laughing!

Oneshot, in which Annabeth is trying desperately to come to terms with what she thinks is Percy's death after the Mt. St. Helens eruption in BotL. How do you cope with the prospect of burying your best friend slash love of your life? Sort of Percabeth.

Zoë never let go of Hercules. But I thought I would be different. I had figured my memories would fade as I got older, but they haven’t. And I can’t go on, being tormented by faces until the end of time itself. Thalia's suicide note to Annabeth.

When Bianca Di Angelo joins the Hunters, she soon learns that they're as close as family. But they are, after all, an OLYMPIAN family. Cherry gummy bears, pillow wars, and the self-proclaimed devil incarnate are the least of it.

AU - Eragon was a normal teenager. Or well, he was if normal meant having a crush on his brother and having two strange girls as friends. But what can happen when Saphira and Arya starts meddling with his love life? Only bad things...right? Slash, Incest

A novelization of Oblivion with a few twists and turns to the plot planned in the works like a younger, loveinteresty Martin! Gasp. T for language, future violence, and very tame romantic interludes later on. On long hiatus.

They don’t blink. They are merciless. Fanatically loyal, these men in woman in stark white armor throw down their lives to preserve the New Order. They are the Iron Will of the Emperor. They are the Stormtroopers. Just get past the 1st Ch. It gets better.

Sam Fisher has always worked alone...until a new mission more dangerous than usual prompts Lambert to call in someone to help, and Sam's not receptive to having a teammate... Rated M for language, violence and some sexual content. Please R&R!

After Raven is raped and becomes pregnant, she turns to one titan for help. But will she end up falling for him? Cursing, violence and hostility all around. RobRae,Suggested BBRae, Tragic RobStar and get ready SladeStar! Complete.

KOTOR AU. What if Malak's missles hadn't worked as planned? Bastila is instead captured by Revan, who schemes to turn her to his cause. Bastila refuses to give in, but what happens when she starts falling for the Dark Lord?

KotOR 2. Atton starts feeling jealousy toward a crew member picked up on Dantooine. He realizes he needs to be honest with the Exile about his past if he hopes to have any kind of future with her. spoilers 05.04.28 FINAL CHAPTER ADDED

AU Captured with Leia, Jan meets Kyle on board the Death Star. Kyle and Jan stick together with Luke, Han and Leia throughout the adventures of the Original Trilogy, and have some adventures themselves.
Co written by Nerwen Aldarion

This story begins where Jedi Academy left off. Jaden has returned to the academy after being away for a long while, and thus begins a romance with Kyle Katarn. But, little do they know that Tavion has returned and she is vowing revenge on Jaden.

As the title suggests, this is the crappy old one. I'm leaving its almighty two chapters up for the same reason that people remember the crazy stupid stuff they did back in high school. Take a gander if you'd like; it's chuckle worthy.

Longer rambling inside. A short bit that popped into my head after reading through four of the five books in as many days. Just a bit of poetry, I don't think I need to tell you all who it's about, and hopefully! friendly for all ages!