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Efedding FAQ

Q: What the fuck?A: Yeah, we know.
Q: No seriously. What the fuck?A: Oh, right. Just think of this as an online RPG. We all create our own wrestlers and enter them into efeds. You have the choice of either IWA, EWNCW, JBW or WWE Fantasy Fed, but there may be some criteria that you will have to meet before joining.
Q: That was a long response.A: Not really. You’re clearly lazy.
Q: What criteria will I have to meet?A: Depends on the fed. EWNCW, for example, will probably have you start off in their development territory, RTE. For the WWE Fantasy Fed, you don’t create your own character as such, but rather take on the role of an existing wrestler.
Q. So I could be Classy Freddie Blassie? Or Jimmy Wang Yang?A. Sadly, no. There are some limitations.
Q: I am a very insecure person with an incredibly fragile ego. Is efedding suitable for me?A: I think you’ll fit in just fine.
Q. So how does it all work?A. Creative teams plan a show, then they will send you a promo assignment which will have to be handed back in within a set timeframe. Your promo get’s put into the show and based on promptness, quality and a few other factors, decisions are made as what to do with your character.
Q. You mean a push?A. Yes.
Q. Then why not just say “push”?A. ‘cos your mom smells like hamsters.
Q: Prick.A: Please frame your insults in the form of a question.
Q: Prick?A: No thank you. I’m full.
Q: When do the shows come out?A: Each efed has it's own release calendar (subject to real life circumstances, of course) so be sure to check respective threads for announcements.
Q: So you expect me to just check this place every day and hope something new is there?A: I'm sorry, what?
Q: Are you not listening to me?A: Eddie was talking to me. Sorry. What did you say?
Q: I asked if you just expect everyone to check in every damn day even though something might not be there?A: This is the internet, what else do you have to do?
Q: That is dumb.A: Your objection is noted.
Q: But I want my show fix when I demand it. How come you guys won’t complete shows to my timeframe?A: Some of us has a sex life.
Q. A what?A. Never mind.

Q. When can I win a title?A. When you earn it.

Q. How can I earn one?A. Write great promos, hand them in on time and become actively involved in the fed.

Q. Do I have to suck cock?A. Probably.

Q. I don't know, man. I've done little to nothing and I still expect shit to be handed to me.A. Are you sure you haven't efedded before?

Q. I like Bearkg88.A. How the fuck is that even remotely relevant?

Q. Wait...did the Q's become the A's and the A's become the Q's?A. It did, but now it has been reverted back.

Q. So I could be Classy Freddie Blassie? Or Jimmy Wang Yang?A. Sadly, no. There are some limitations.

Fool... you cannot stop The Wang...You can only hope to delay him further.

E-feddingVan Hooligan X
4 time World Champion
Only 2 time dual World Champion
Won more awards than your best character has had #1 contender matchesAPW co-founder
Hall of FamerMost successful wrestler of all time
1 of the most successful managers of all time
Member of the greatest faction of all time (The Clique)
1/2 of the great tag team of all time (The Infection w/Carlos Alberto Ramon)
The destroyer of EFeds (w/Dennis)

Q: What the fuck?A: Yeah, we know.
Q: No seriously. What the fuck?A: Oh, right. Just think of this as an online RPG. We all create our own wrestlers and enter them into efeds. You have the choice of either IWA, EWNCW, JBW or WWE Fantasy Fed, but there may be some criteria that you will have to meet before joining.
Q: That was a long response.A: Not really. You’re clearly lazy.
Q: What criteria will I have to meet?A: Depends on the fed. EWNCW, for example, will probably have you start off in their development territory, RTE. For the WWE Fantasy Fed, you don’t create your own character as such, but rather take on the role of an existing wrestler.
Q. So I could be Classy Freddie Blassie? Or Jimmy Wang Yang?A. Sadly, no. There are some limitations.
Q: I am a very insecure person with an incredibly fragile ego. Is efedding suitable for me?A: I think you’ll fit in just fine.
Q. So how does it all work?A. Creative teams plan a show, then they will send you a promo assignment which will have to be handed back in within a set timeframe. Your promo get’s put into the show and based on promptness, quality and a few other factors, decisions are made as what to do with your character.
Q. You mean a push?A. Yes.
Q. Then why not just say “push”?A. ‘cos your mom smells like hamsters.
Q: Prick.A: Please frame your insults in the form of a question.
Q: Prick?A: No thank you. I’m full.
Q: When do the shows come out?A: Each efed has it's own release calendar (subject to real life circumstances, of course) so be sure to check respective threads for announcements.
Q: So you expect me to just check this place every day and hope something new is there?A: I'm sorry, what?
Q: Are you not listening to me?A: Eddie was talking to me. Sorry. What did you say?
Q: I asked if you just expect everyone to check in every damn day even though something might not be there?A: This is the internet, what else do you have to do?
Q: That is dumb.A: Your objection is noted.
Q: But I want my show fix when I demand it. How come you guys won’t complete shows to my timeframe?A: Some of us has a sex life.
Q. A what?A. Never mind.

Q. When can I win a title?A. When you earn it.

Q. How can I earn one?A. Write great promos, hand them in on time and become actively involved in the fed.

Q. Do I have to suck cock?A. Probably.

Q. I don't know, man. I've done little to nothing and I still expect shit to be handed to me.A. Are you sure you haven't efedded before?

Q. I like Bearkg88.A. How the fuck is that even remotely relevant?

Q. Wait...did the Q's become the A's and the A's become the Q's?A. It did, but now it has been reverted back.