Marilyn Monroe Somehow Just Got Hotter

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Marilyn Monroe is considered by many to be the ultimate sex symbol in American culture. She’s blonde, gorgeous, perfectly shaped, and willing to fuck really mediocre looking dudes like Joe DiMaggio just because they’re rich. She really did have it all, didn’t she? What could have possibly made her hotter? Maybe a little girl on girl action? WISH GRANTED!

The 1950s blonde bombshell not only allegedly admitted to encounters with movie stars such as Joan Crawford, Barbara Stanwyck, Marlene Dietrich and Elizabeth Taylor, she also seduced a 16-year-old girl who ran her fan club

Scissor me fuckin’ timbers. I have no idea what 16-year-old Jane Lawrence looked like, but clearly Monroe had good taste in women. I haven’t been this excited to hear about the sexual exploits of a dead chick since Chandra Levy.

As for whether Marilyn was a full-fledged lesbian, he [Author Tony Jerris] doesn’t think so. “She was just a free spirit. She was a very open person.”

She wasn’t even a lesbian, she just did it for fun. Glorious. Does anyone have a more impressive fuck list than Monroe? One of the ten or fifteen all time greatest ballplayers, a president, and just for funsies she scissored the American Film Institute’s numbers 7, 9, 10, and 11 greatest female film icons of all time. Oh by the way, Marilyn Monroe was number six on that list. Marilyn Monroe’s vagina should be in the Smithsonian.

Rob Fox (né Bacon) is Director of Video Content and a Senior Writer for Total Frat Move, Rowdy Gentleman, and Post Grad Problems. He is a graduate, without honors, from the University of Missouri. His fake best-selling novel series, The Frat Romance Novel, has been self-described as a "pioneering achievement in satirical erotica." Rob is originally from St. Louis, and currently lives in Austin, Texas. He still has not admitted to his family what he does for a living, and is prone to having wet nightmares ever since losing his virginity in a haunted house. Email: rob@grandex.co