The Islamic Sultanate of Johor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Salahuddin with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.758 billion Johorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johor Bahru. The average income tax rate is 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Johorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,758 trillion Gold Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,946 Gold Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johor's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.