Great film. I laughed, I cried, I forwarded it to the New York Times film critic, the Cannes film festival and the Oscar nominating committee. I hear it's up for an award in the category of Best Short Film, or Best Film About Short Things, or some such.

P.S. -- Note to Don: It's very easy to shit with your pants on. I do it all the time. It's easier than walking, using a cell phone or even shitting with your pants off, in fact. That's why it's one of the last things in life that people can still do. Long after you stop walking, talking, having sex and watching TV, you can still shit your pants. It's that easy. Really.

I miss the 80s too. Except for the hair, the acid washed jeans, the parachute pants, the MJ gloves, the Hammer, the Arsenio Hall late night show, the YUGOs, the wait...why the hell do I miss the 80s then?

Wow, Moog...that was probably the fucking BEST video ever seen on YouTube! Did you have that professionally done, because it totally looks professional. And the soundtrack is AMAZING. I def want you to tape my next child's birth, k?

I think this is Academy Award material for best short. Not you or your penis, by short I mean the length of your movie. Well maybe you and your penis too. I couldn't really tell from that rear view mirror.

Love it. I have spent many of sexual adventures laughing. Sometimes I just can't help it. I have a present for you over at my blog, so come on over...don't get too excited it has nothing to do with sex.