‘Chip Terd’ Attends CPAC

That’s how one GOP operative registers to attend the Conservative Political Action Conference. He thinks it’s funny and he likes the attention.

And besides, he says, “Ron Jeremy” was a no go.

On the whole it’s not easy being Chip Terd. “People straight up laugh in my face and say Chip Terd, hahaha. I feel bullied,” Terd told FishbowlDC. “People should respect names and heritage that also means fecal matter. I thought this was the big tent party — even big enough for terds.”