"A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected" (George Bernard Shaw)

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life." (George Bernard Shaw)

"Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them." (George Bernard Shaw)

"An asylum for the sane would be empty in America." (George Bernard Shaw)

"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw)

"Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." (George Bernard Shaw)

"Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed." (George Bernard Shaw)

"He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw)

"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history." (George Bernard Shaw)

"I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw)