I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys.
- Dennis Rodman.
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I'm not smart enough to lie.
- Ronald Reagan

I am not in the closet. I am not coming out of the closet. I am not gay.
- Oprah Winfrey

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
- Jack Nicholson, 1993

If people screw me, I screw back in spades.
- Donald Trump

You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.
-John Lennon

Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America.
- Rush Limbaugh

I love New York City; I've got a gun.
- Charles Barkley

I dress for women, and undress for men.
- Angie Dickinson

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Ellen Degeneres: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Benjamin Franklin: Inspirational Weight Loss Quotes
You may delay, but time will not.