8. Sexist objectification!

10. What? I don't like hooters the size of watermelons? I like real ones.

Shit, I know women who've had breast REDUCTIONS because the things were causing them back pain. An A cup is sufficient to feed a baby and should be sufficient to satisfy a man. While we're at it, what's the use of a 9 inch penis when a vagina is built to handle a 6" one? Some things just confuse me.

15. How many men are within an inch and a half of nine?

A woman I used to work with liked to brag about her husband's ten-inch dick. There are two great things about having a guy with a ten-inch dick, she said...

The most important thing is that you DON'T have a husband with a ten-inch dick. Women are apparently quite jealous of someone who can snag her modern-day Priapus.

The only-less-slightly important thing about having a husband so equipped is that it won't all go in and if he doesn't hold himself up during sex he's going to injure his dick; the woman therefore can always be assured of not being squished during lovemaking. Being able to breathe is Good.

18. Well, I'm not even close. But my wife's quite happy with it.

I'm totally happy with her too. I'd think a 9" or larger one would be painful. I don't have personal experience in that department, mind you, but it just sounds painful. A sixer can nail the back wall. What's the use of something larger?

30. well, depends on the rest of the woman

way back in my single days, I dated two women back to back. One was barely 5 feet tall and 100 pounds and she was a 34D. The next woman was almost 6 feet tall and I have no idea what she weighed, but was not as slender as the 5 foot tall woman. But, she was also a 34D. On the short woman, her chest looked huge. On the taller, curvier woman, they looked kind of average unless she wore something really low cut.