Kozlov's arm was in a sling from the beating The Corre gave him at Axxess.

Todd revealed the reason Conor now wears gold trunks is a few weeks ago Byron said it looked like he was wearing a diaper and this hurt Conor's feelings.

Ya know, I think I have seen this match before...

Conor in control of the early going, working on the arm and with a drop toe hold and a front chin lock.

Conor, tho, ran into Novaks boots and got flipped into the corner turnbuckle.

Novak stomps away with elbows, boots and knees, but only gets a 1 count.

A Rude Awakening gets Novak a 2 count, but Conor fights out of a front chin lock with a back body drop.

Novak sends Conor into the corner, but misses the MVP boot to the face in the corner and Conor rolls him up for the win!

Winner: Conor O'Brian

Time: 4:09

Backstage Lucky Cannon (w/robe) approaches Yoshi and apologizes for whats been happening with them and Maryse. Yoshi tells him to apologize to Maryse. Lucky said he no longer wants her and heard that Maryse thinks he's cute.

So Yoshi walked up to Maryse and asked her on a date. Ted DiBiase randomly appeared, and with absolutely no emotion, said "no", before beating Yoshi all over the backstage area.

Ted yelled at Maryse saying that Yoshi couldn't afford Maryse.

Elsewhere backstage JTG and Vladimir Kozlov are having a conversation. I need the script of this show, just to see what the hell Kozlov was saying.

What I think happened is JTG agreed to make Jacob Novak fly and Vladimir agreed to make Conor look fierce. (I know someone who could help...)

Titus O'Neil & Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero & Darren Young

The rookies start. Darren takes the early advantage with a headlock, but runs into Titus' boots. Chavo tags in and Titus refuses to tag in Hornswoggle.

Chavo doesn't allow a clean break to take the advantage, as Todd and Mr. Regal discuss the epic Chavo-Hornswoggle feud of 2009.

Hornswoggle tags himself in and wants Darren Young.

Darren wants a test of strength and gets on his knees. Darren easily overpowers the little man and begins laughing. Horny then kicked him in the groin, followed by a kick to Chavo's shin.

Titus tags back in and runs over Darren and hits a powerslam before barking.

Chavo blind tags himself in and climbs to the top, as Darren has knocked Titus down.

Hornswoggle bites Chavo's ankles and runs under the ring. Darren gets tagged in as Chavo runs after the midget.

Titus immediately nails the Clash Of The Titus for the win

Winners: Titus O'Neil & Hornswoggle

Time: 4:27

I fast forward through 25 minutes of nothing and get to the main event...

Ted DiBiase vs Yoshi Tatsu

Maryse is at ringside applying lipstick.

There are less then 4 minutes to go in the show and we still need The Rock to come out and...wait....wrong show...

Anyway, this match was 2 minues of Ted DiBiase beating the living (and non-living) shit out of Yoshi.

Ted stomped away in the corner and would not break at 5 and was disqualified.

Winner: Yoshi Tatsu

Time: 1:56

Afterwards Ted went outside and told Maryse that she has 7 days to pick between Ted DiBiase or NXT. She can't have both!

So that is it for the Super Duper I Have No Life Edition. I will be back later tonight with tonight's NXT.

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