Officer Pike after breathalyzing Jim resulting in a 10 times over the legal limit reading arrested him for drunk driving, and began the questioning.Where were you coming from Jim?The pub at the end of the road.Where were you going Jim?To my house right here.Jim, thats only 200 Metres, why didn't you walk?Officer if I could walk I wouldn't have driven the car!

Neil Armstrong was always being asked to speak at Rotary Club luncheons and mall openings. When he did, he would start his speech with a really bad joke about the Moon, which would fail miserably. After an awkward silence, he would mumble "I guess you had to be there..."

Neil Armstrong was always being asked to speak at Rotary Club luncheons and mall openings. When he did, he would start his speech with a really bad joke about the Moon, which would fail miserably. After an awkward silence, he would mumble "I guess you had to be there..."

Movie Test: Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again.

hey how the: 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Sheepnever seen it but apparently it's my favorite...

How It Works:You pick a number and multiply it by 3. Because you multiplied it by 3, the number you get now can be divided by 3. You add 3 to add confusion. The number can still be divided by 3.You multiply it by 3 again, meaning your number can now be divided by 3 twice, ergo by 3*3 or 9.Fact: Whenever a number can be divided by 9, all the digits in the number add up to 9. Because the number you got can be divided by 9, all the numbers will end up to 9 no matter what number you start with. It doesn't even have to be lower than 10, as long as it's not 0.

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BBP wrote:

Gray_Ghost wrote:

just plain doug wrote:

The Movie Test

Movie Test: Pick a number from 1-9. Multiply by 3. Add 3. Multiply by 3 again.

hey how the: 9. The Joy of Anal Sex With A Sheepnever seen it but apparently it's my favorite...

How It Works:You pick a number and multiply it by 3. Because you multiplied it by 3, the number you get now can be divided by 3. You add 3 to add confusion. The number can still be divided by 3.You multiply it by 3 again, meaning your number can now be divided by 3 twice, ergo by 3*3 or 9.Fact: Whenever a number can be divided by 9, all the digits in the number add up to 9. Because the number you got can be divided by 9, all the numbers will end up to 9 no matter what number you start with. It doesn't even have to be lower than 10, as long as it's not 0.

BBP, ruiner of math gags everywhere!

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