Jew jokes

Every nation has its own history, long or short. Some of them count thousands of years. For example, Jews is a nation with a long history. Most historical sources claim that Jews appeared more than 4000 years ago.

Indeed, this is an ancient tribe that managed to preserve its language, history and traditions for thousands of years. There are many people, who are not well disposed towards Jews. However, there are also those who sympathize with that people. Obviously, these are the special people. Many nations just don’t understand them and their culture. This is why there are many different myths about Jews.

Besides, we are aware of the historical facts claiming that some rulers tried to completely destroy this nation. We all know such term as “holocaust”.

However, this situation has a flip side. There is a whole direction of humor. We are talking about different jokes about Jews and Jewish people. Probably, everyone has heard various anecdotes and funny stories about Jews. Moreover, even the Jews laugh at themselves.

Racist Jew jokes

This humor created a lot of stereotypes about these people. Such jokes are focused on the accent, professions, character, manners and clothing style of Jews. The most widespread stereotypes about Jews are that most of them have long noses, wear ridiculous long coats and work as pawnbrokers. All this and more turned into the laugh industry, while Jewish people became a running character of different stages, clubs, vaudeville, variety and cabaret. This topic was well perceived by the public (especially in past centuries).

However, members of the Jewish people never miss an opportunity to laugh at themselves and at the clichés about their nationality. Many famous Jews like best Jew jokes about themselves and other Jewish people. “Jewish theme” is raised in many modern comedies.

Funny Jew jokes

Countless jokes about Jews are distillation of all the humor that concerns this topic. Usually, anecdotes are focused on the same cliches about Jewish people: attitude to life, thrift, entrepreneurial drive, etc.

Here is a typical anecdote:
Young man asks a Jewish girl:
“Will you go to go to the museum with me tomorrow?”
The girl responds:
– Can’t you spell the word “restaurant”?

Jews came to the amusement park
We want to ride the longest horse!
Why do you need a long horse?
There are five of us!

If you install on the facebook of a national Jew, you will immediately lose the share button!

Jewish family
Wife: Wake up, we have someone in the yard!
Husband: what can I do ??
Wife: how? Go and wake the dog!

Proceeding from the fact that the treasures of the pharaohs have not yet been found, the Jews left Egypt not with empty hands
What do you call the steaks ordered by ten Jewish men?
Fillet minyan.

How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
When he goes to confession, he takes a lawyer with him.

A Jew walks in to a wall with a boner. What hits first?
His nose.

How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
I’m serious. That Israeli how he does it.

Why do Jews have big noses?
Because the air is free.

Why do jews wear yamakas?
Half of a hat, its cheaper.

What’s the definition of a queer Jew?
Someone that likes girls more than money.

How does a Jew celebrate Christmas?
He installs a parking meter on the roof.

The most amazing thing about this topic is that Jews invented a lot of different Jew jokes short and anecdotes about themselves. Who else but Jews can look at themselves and make fun of their own characteristics, and even flaws?