The moldering squash held a ridiculous press conference today that left people scratching their heads with mouths agape, as he insisted he'd inherited "a mess" and realized he is apparently now a politician. We're still not sure we'd consider him one.

But perhaps especially memorable was the moment when April D. Ryan, a black reporter with American Urban Radio Networks, questioned him about the Congressional Black Caucus, to which Trump replied asking her to set up a meeting.