Even though she’s an international prostitute, Lindsay Lohan is completely broke and living with her mother in NYC. The same mother who almost had her house seized by the bank. This should work out well. Radar Online reports:

“Lindsay is being forced to live at home with Dina because she can’t afford any other options at the moment,” a source tells Radar. “Lindsay is flat-out broke and can’t even afford to rent a two-bedroom apartment in North Hollywood. “There’s simply no way she would pass a credit check right now, and even if she could she wouldn’t be able to muster up a security deposit, let alone meet the rent every month. “Lindsay’s been telling everyone that she moved to New York because she was sick of Los Angeles. But that’s just not true, she would love to move back west, but she can’t afford to! In the past, Lindsay has managed to rope in another person to co-sign on leases because her bad credit means she can’t get approved in her name alone. However, she couldn’t find anyone willing to do that now as she has burned so many of her friends and associates.”

So to recap, Lindsay is a 26-year old white girl who lives at home with her enabling mother who lavishes her with constant praise and enables her poor life choices? Lindsay could have just skipped this whole acting thing and just went to a liberal arts college. This is beginning to sound like an episode of Girls.