What’choo Talkin’ Bout?

IT’S A BLOG. YOU CLICK THE LINK TO THE POST YOU WANT, AND READ IT. IT’S THAT EASY. A MONKEY COULD DO IT.IF YOU HAVE SOME TIME TO WASTE, OR YOU’RE TAKING A DUMP AND NEED SOMETHING TO READ, OR YOU WANT TO PRETEND LIKE YOU’RE WORKING, BUT DON’T ACTUALLY WANT TO BE WORKING… HAVE AT IT. SELECT BY TOPIC, OR READ THEM ALL. DO WHAT YOU WANT, IS WHAT I SAY.

What Was I Theenking?? -I’ve been hiding, but my brain has been working its twisted sorcery even still. If I don’t share my thoughts, I might implode.

The End Of Good Times -asking the question of why we experience an emotional/physical “crash” after having a good time.

The Feverish Brain -if you weren’t sure about looking into the depths of my mind before, this will surely be what hooks you. Some people say I’m sick in the head. Here’s a story about actually being just that.

I Was Almost Vinced. – another unfunny post, consecutively! What is this?! It’s a post about my recent car accident, and how I realized I was human.

“Why Now?” revisited – taking a break from the funny, so don’t expect any laughs here. Just some sadly necessary light being shed on not acting like you can tell anyone how to deal with sexual assault.

Oldies, Not Goodies -all of your favorite rapey hits from the golden era of music, in one collection.

Is This Real Life? -a troll is a troll, and an asshole is an asshole. Social media should be sponsoring my soapbox.

The “Custumor” Is Always Right -sometimes, you just have to lean on your principles, and seize the opportunity to hate customer service and still be right.