For nearly two decades, Sports Illustrated has stirred the tea leaves to discern a weekly Sign of the Apocalypse. Deadspin salutes the magazine's ongoing effort to cover the end of times but declines to cede the scoop on the biggest event in world history.

Here's SI's Sign of the Apocalypse this week:

A Notre Dame fan in Chicago asked for Likes on a special Facebook page he set up to help him persuade his wife to name their soon-to-arrive daughter Manti.

Through the magic of not-print, we can link to the page here and reveal, in what must come as a relief to Apocalpyse-watchers everywhere, that the gentleman who deployed a stunt page in an effort to persuade/manipulate his wife into naming a baby girl after a linebacker has enjoyed a change of heart. The couple have chosen "a wonderful name" that is neither "Manti" nor, alas, "Te'o." Presumably it's as good as Billy Ray Cyrus' attempt to honor two Notre Dame legends by naming his own daughter HannaMontana.