Dick Tarts are small suckable-chewable penis-shaped sugar candies packaged in a “shaker” container with a flip top lid. They come in seven flavors, one per container: peppermint, orange, strawberry, cherry, spearmint, banana, and cinnamon. The color of the Dick Tarts matches the flavor. (The flavor is chosen at random when you order.) Each candy is about 5 calories.

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Bitchy mother in law

Ball-breaking boss

Overly macho guys

Girls who act all innocent and pure

Pick-up artists at bars

Door-to-door salespeople or proselytizers

Gay guys

Anyone who likes an unexpected joke

There’s nothing more to be said except, Dick Tarts. They’re Dick Tarts. Either you have a reason to buy and own them or you don’t. Dick Tarts speak for themselves.

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