>sing "im not wearing underwear today" even though you might be wearing underwear todayi've got to stop being such a spoilertag bitch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q7Cy3qSwKIbtw i saw your stuff at deviant art, i like your comics X)! especially the "my horse is amazing" X)

tC: hEy ErIdAn.
tC: aRe YoU aLrIgHt.
tC: uH.
cA: wwoah gam youll nevver guess what happened
tC: wHaT kInd Of MoThErfUcKiNg ShIt hApPeNeD tO mY bEsT bRo ErIdAn?
cA: i think i just killed sollux and fef
tC: WoAh. HoW'd yOu gO AbOuT dOiNg AlL tHaT sHiT?
cA: i dont knoww
cA: i guess i just got mad that sollux kept impressing fef
cA: and i shot him with my crosshairs
tC: dAmN. :o(

>>1014i'm sure they can't be any worse than mine will be! i'm just glad i didn't need to make yet
>Eridan: you killed your matesprit interest and maybe a possible kismesis interest! this will leave you emotionally scarred for life! become a mysterious loner in a trenchcoat and go around killing bad guys as super hero/villain!

>>1063i was gonna write Vriska the lion tamer but though "theydon't have lions there" so i made it muscle beast tamer then though of toreador for some reason which made me sad that they said vriska and karkat isnted of tavros and karkat XP

>Snowquius: Realize you are so low on the hemospecturm that you now have to do what everybody else tells you, no matter their blood colour and no matter how depraved the action is. You...you may need a towel.

>Sollux: type partially rude/ partially polite and compassionate letters to the Troll Midnight Crew, then use your spacial abilities to send them to their doorstep instantly, this will so get their goats

getting their goats will also be critical in summoning English, believe me

>Scratchtor: Maybe consider stopping Snowman from killing herself? You want your employer's existence to come into being and all, but if the universe is destroyed now you'll miss the series finale of your favorite soap opera.

>>1817
You have a strange feeling that Snowman is about to kill herself and destroy the universe, and if that happens you'll miss the series finale of your favorite soap opera. Dear gog not the soap opera. You quickly run to Snowman's room.