Super Bowl Media Day approaches, meaning more scenes like this classic NFL moment. Click on the photo for 10 questions Super Bowl 45 will answer. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERIf the Packers win, will ESPN dispatch a reporter full time to Chico? That's where Aaron Rodgers was born, and a victory Feb. 6 will give Rodgers as many Super Bowl titles as Brett Favre. ESPN worships Favre, covering him wall-to-wall, even chronicling his offseason bathroom breaks down in Mississippi. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERIf the game goes into overtime, is Jay Cutler still a wimp? Don't blame us. It's everyone else who thinks Cutler was a weakling for not staying in that NFC championship game. Amazing how tough people can be with other people's body parts. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERIs there any chance one of the players will tweet before the game? Hey, it's the Super Bowl. Games don't get any bigger. We're guessing they'll all tweet once or twice. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERNo, moron. We mean, will any of them use Twitter? Not right before the game, no. Against league rules. That, however, might not stop Brett Keisel's beard. The thing has its own Facebook page. Honest. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERDoes Mark Schlereth have the phoniest dye job on TV? The survivor of at least 15 knee operations, Schlereth understands the power of rehabilitation. But the rehab job on his hair – come on, look at the difference between the hair on his head and whiskers on his chin – is comical. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTEROr does Tedy Bruschi's hair look even more phony? He's still only 37, so who knows? That could be Bruschi's natural look. Personally, though, we're saying no way. We're saying Tedy's a true "color" analyst. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERNo, actually, Billy Crystal must have the worst dye job, right? OK, so maybe we're completely off the Super Bowl track now, but, please. Crystal tells everyone he bleeds Yankees pride. We're guessing his pillow tells another story. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERBack to football. Which head coach is better, Mike Tomlin or whoever that guy is coaching Green Bay? There's no question which one is more famous. Tomlin gets more TV air time than the football does. Mike McCarthy seems like he'd be a good guy to have as a neighbor. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERIs it OK to root for Ben Roethlisberger? Roethlisberger wasn't convicted, we get that. But he was suspended by the NFL for mistreating women? So how come rooting for dog-abuser Michael Vick became a season-long national debate and no one questions the moral implications of cheering for Roethlisberger? AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTERIs it too bad in one respect that Big Ben has made it all the way back? Yes, one and only one. It severely hampers our campaign to change his nickname to Worthlessberger. AP PHOTO, TEXT BY JEFF MILLER, THE ORANGE COUNTY REGISTER

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