‘Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straw' is Protein-Packed

There is only one thing that could make a summertime bloody mary better, and that thing is ‘Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straw.’ These drinking tools are made with 100% real beef and not made with any meat "fillers," as the product page says.

Hollow and all, these straws measure 7.75 inches tall, allowing one to slurp their drink through a meat tube. The more one drinks, the more the straw absorbs the drink, so by the time you finish, you’ve got yourself an alcoholic piece of meat. Once finished drinking, one can eat the straw which, has now become an alcoholic Slim Jim.

This beef straw turns a drink into a full meal as it even comes with garnish such as olives and other goodies.