You’ve Got Mail

Obviously I get loads of emails and comments from my fans telling me how amazing and cool and smart I am. Recently I went through and picked out some of my favorite reader comments regarding the Vice Slutever series and did a dramatic reading of them around my apartment in multiple outfits. My friend Adri Murguia, who directs/produces the show, helped me make this important video. Also, episodes 5 and 6 of the series will be out in a couple weeks, so hold tight!

i loved you until you got mixed up with vice. why do you want to be associated with that sickening bunch of dorks? you’re better than that. i almost cannot find you adorable in that context even though it’s impossible to deny that you are adorable.

Dearest Karley Slurever,
Hello Miss Karley, I am 22 year old Lindsea from Reno NV, the trashiest drunkest most beautiful city in the west. Hooray! I have been reading your blog for 1-2 (?) years now, and I love it very much. I think you are great! Liberated, smart, funny and fun. Thanks for being excellent. I enjoyed this video of you reading your hate mail alot. It makes all the rude peeeeple who wasted their time acting like stinky brown buttholes seem dumb aswell as rude. Good for you for serving them back what they dished out. You are the best. Stay hot.
Love Lindsea.

karley, to be completely honest i never even imagined there could be people out there who don’t want to fuck/gaze longingly at/be best friends with/worship you, so i guess you must be making this all up or something.

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