Pop one in your mouth, and many more will quickly follow. And unlike the potato chip/Doritos/Fritos experience, you won't feel sick when you stop.

You didn’t swan dive into Colorado Table for a blog about a box of crackers — you were thinking more foie gras, more bacon, more here’s-the-new-upscale-burger-joint-coming-to-downtown (please, for the love of all that is decent, I beg of you — no!).