Saturday, June 23, 2018

This is not the first clown rodeo for Baby Briscoe. From a previous post:

State Representative Briscoe Cain from Deer Park had a temper tantrum vowing legislation in retaliation to the walkouts of April 20th to honor students killed at Columbine High School.

Baby Briscoe is a white wing tea bagger from Deer Park. He looks like a 12 year old. He was rated by Texas Monthly as the worst legislator in the history of Texas. (That is a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the idea. He sucks.) Briscoe continued being a little dick by driving to Ft Worth, gaining access to the Texas Democratic Party (which isn't hard since are conventions are open to the public) and handing out gun nut signs. It didn't work out as he planned. From the Star Telegram:

Cain, consultant Aaron Harris of North Richland Hills and two other men were asked to leave the Fort Worth Convention Center exhibit hall, but returned later in the Ninth Street foyer.

They were questioned and released about 5:20 p.m. by Fort Worth police.

Briscoe flashed what looked like a gun around his waist and was escorted out along with his political consultant who probably had to drive him to Ft Worth, using his own gas money. The police had a discussion with Baby Briscoe and released him to his mother.His mother stated:

"I am so sorry for my son's behavior. I have told him to not play cops and robbers in the open and to never take his toy guns out of the house. I intend to whoop his ass once I get him home."

He made a video about his fun adventures trolling Democrats. He was promoting that guns in your house make you safer. Evidently inspired by Beto for Senate he the video was him being driven in an SUV. While promoting guns make you safer it was obvious he was not wearing a seat belt. Texas law requires drivers and all passengers in a vehicle to be secured by a seat belt. I am wondering if DPS would accept the video as evidence.

Cain was ranked as the WORST member of the Legislature an honor never given to a freshman.

We typically exempt freshmen from the Worst list. We usually forgive their trangressions, because they don’t know how the Legislature works. So just know that we tried. We tried really hard to give Briscoe Cain a pass. But he left us little choice.