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Change the color of text with this CSS property. Remember that Cascading Style Sheets should be used to style things and HTML should be used to define things on your web page. It's a long video tutorial as I show how to use hexadecimal code to make text a certain color. I also use the RGB (red, green, blue), RGBA (red, green, blue, alpha) , HSL (hue, saturation, lightness), or naming colors.
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In this lesson, we will take many of the basic HTML tags and use them as CSS element selectors to upgrade their style. In CSS, the HTML tags are called "elements."
BODY
First, we start with the [body] tag element (YouTube does not allow angle brackets in description).
When you first set up your main CSS file, you typically want to establish the basics for your entire page. These can include,
• background-color
• background-image
• default font-size, color and font-family
All of these can be handled in the body element. For example,
body {
background-color: linen;
background-image: url("pix/tree.jpg");
font-family: Vera, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size: 15px;
color: #24425C;
}
SELECTORS
We've already seen a little about CSS syntax. For example,
h1 { color: blue; }
Each CSS style starts with a selector and is followed by one or more declarations within open and close braces — each declaration being a property-value pair:
{ property: value }
Element selectors select all HTML tags of the same name. For instance, for the [p] tag,
p { text-align: center; color: red; }
[p]All paragraphs with only the p tag are centered and red. This is a demonstration of how the element selector works.[/p]
The ID selector uses the ID attribute of an HTML element to select that specific element. ID is a unique identifier. On any one page, there can be only one of that ID. Also, the ID name cannot start with a numeral. For example,
#first_heading { color: red; }
[h1 id="first_heading"]This is the First Heading on the Page[/h1]
The class selector selects all elements with a specific class attribute.
.quote {
border-style: solid;
border-width: 1px;
border-color: #880000;
padding: 5px;
font-size: 18px;
font-style: italic;
}
Here, we see a class called "quote" which uses larger type, italics and a dark red border. Next, is the HTML which uses that class.
[p class="quote"]"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."[/p]
A class can be restricted to only one element type. For example,
p.first { text-indent: 0px; }
This can be helpful if all other paragraphs are given an indent. The first paragraph after a heading can be made flush left. We can also use more than one class at a time. For example,
[p class="first quote"]"Houston, we have a problem..."[/p]
We've already seen how selectors which share property values can be grouped.
h1, h2, h3 { color: steelblue; }
In the earlier lesson on the Head section, we learned how to link to an external style sheet — a file with sets of selectors and declarations.
For internal CSS, you have the same selector-declaration combinations, but set within open and close [style] tags.
[head]
[style]
body { background-color: darkslateblue; }
[/style]
[/head]
And for inline CSS, you have the same selector-declaration combinations within a style attribute.
[p style="text-indent: 50px; color: steelblue;"]This is important text.[/p]
Multiple Styles Cascade into One
CSS statements have a sequence of priority. The lowest priority of style is the browser defaults. Next are the external and internal style sheets in the head section. Sequence matters, so if you link to your external style sheet after the internal style declarations, the external CSS takes priority over the internal. Finally, the inline style declarations take the highest priority. For all style information that uses the same selectors, the highest priority replaces the lower priorities. For example,
External:
p {
color: blue;
text-indent: 30px;
}
Internal:
p { color: green; }
Inline:
p { color: red; }
The final style is:
p {
color: red;
text-indent: 30px;
}
Background:
The following properties control the background of HTML elements.
• background-color
• background-image
• background-repeat
• background-attachment
• background-position
Example:
body {
background-color: blue;
}
As we've already learned, colors can be specified,
• As Hex — like "#00ffff"
• As RGB — like "rgb(0,255,255)"
• By name — like "aqua"
We will learn more about colors and the new CSS3 color specification in a later lesson.
Background Image:
The default behavior of a background image is to repeat the image both vertically and horizontally in order to fill the entire background of the element with the selected picture.
body {
background-image: url("pix/sandbaked.gif");
}
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Through the use of some basic CSS rules you are able to quite easily change the text color and background color of the area selected (or highlighted) by the user.
This is done through the ::selection pseudo-element and is rather straightforward - however a slightly different syntax is required for support in Firefox.
In this video I take you through a simple example of how you can use this in your next website or web project - but be careful because it is a concern to accessibility: you will need to make sure the new styles have enough contrast to be visible by visually impaired users.
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Case coding style sheet(CSS) is used for describing the presentation of a document written in a markup language, CSS is a cornerstone technology used by most websites to create visually engaging webpages.
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font-size:30px;
font-weight:bold;
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}
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font-size: 20px;
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background-color:gray;
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Remember that these styles need to go into your CSS stylesheet or if you are putting them right into the header of your site they need to be between style tags.
If you are lucky enough to have a theme that allows custom CSS, you can copy and paste them into there.
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Use CSS pseudo-class selectors to create alternating background colors on table rows. We will add styles to change the background color of every other row, and then edit the styles to alternate three separate background colors.

CSS border-width property:
It is used to specify the thickness of the border of an html element
Values: Space separated list of values (1, 2, 3 and 4)
CSS border-style property:
It is used to specify the style of the border of an html element
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CSS border-color property:
It is used to specify the color of the border of an html element
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In this video, we talk about how to style unordered lists using CSS, changing things like font color, font family, padding, margins, and the display settings.
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Welcome to Tech Talk Tricks and in this video, we will learn about colors that how many ways we can insert color to html content.
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id vs class more of a design related question and its a very important one. Overall you will be using more classes then ids.
id: think of element that is unique. there is only one id per element. your html validateor would throw and en error if you do use it which means you will not be reusing the same style anywhere else. all the main containers in your HTMLs you should use id because you are not going to repete them . That doesnt mean that you cant use class there. advantage of using is for is as your main namespace. for css this way you can segregate work so your css doesn't messup. for example #leftContainer .button { color:red} which mean all the botton in the left containers are red.
class: you can used them freely. any common styles you can define as class. as you can have multiple classes for the same element. and mix and match of the classes will make your css small . for example you can create two divs with same color but diffrent font sizes.
Dont forget the attributes. actually id and class are attributes wich special meaning. and you can create your own custome attributes. like myattr. Platforms like angularjs uses them freely.
overall i thin its better to use classes then ids especially when you working in a team envirement where you are responsible for a partial html . using id can be riskier if someone else is using the same id in the other part of the html .
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Have you ever wanted a different look to your links than the default blue and purple? In this video I show you how to use CSS to successfully change the color of your links and remove the underline as well if you would like to.
Here is some sample code for you to start with:
a {
}
a:link
{
color: #666666;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:active
{
color: #B73045;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:visited
{
color: #999999;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:hover
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color: #B73045;
text-decoration: none;
}

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