Hey Samtzu. I heard about you and Becca. Nice going there. Can I buy you one to celebrate? Tisha! Lemme buy Sammy here a round.

Buckethead, Buckethead you are like an Alien
Buckethead, Buckethead your head is like a dish
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you wear the Maybelline
Buckethead, Buckethead sometimes you're full of fish

allright, a shot o beam with a rock for Buckethead...(one of my favorite nightcaps, BTW)

A super-spicy Mary for Rian with a whole buttload of pickled veggies...also BTW, for all you Mary fans, we have the *BEST* at our bar in Cafe Village thanks to resident bartender, Bloody Mary Jack. Y'all have to stop in next year and see what I mean...

Sam, nice doin' business with you! And here's a club soda - oh and Congratulations, honey!! I heard the good news!
...hey, buddy, doncha wanna add a tip to that?...

Shitmouse!...thanks for the offer of a Margarita for me at SF Decom, sweetie, but SF is a bit of a haul from Humboldt County...we'll be having our own this weekend. Yippee!!

Rob, dear - Because I can, here's a Tanqueray and Tonic with a twist of lime AND a double straight shot of French Oak aged Glenlivet, and just to be safe, a jigger of paintthinner with a pretty lilttle umbrella in it! Happy Monday!

Well, I try to come in here when no one's looking at work... Have a shot, scamper back out.

As for Sam Jr., he's on the wagon...
... a BIG wagon, by the way...Shaddup!... As I was saying, he's on the wagon for awhile. I tried choking him, but he enjoyed it too much...
...like choking a chicken, it was... whoo-hoo!!...Shaddup!
... a BIG chicken...Excuse me while I put him away for awhile...

The revolutionary does not grow up because he cannot grow, while the creative individual cannot grow up because he keeps growing ~~ Eric Hoffer

* door opens, Sensei crawls in on all fours and (with the greatest effort) pulls himself up on a barstool *

Oooooh, my achin' head. I don't remember a thing from last night, and please don't tell me... I woke up around 4 and puked up a shirt sleeve. It tasted 'fizzy' if that means anything. A little hair of the dog (HOTD) is what Sensei needs. Bloody Mary, please. And I'm skipping breakfast and lunch, so can I get two celery stalks?

So... While I try to get it together here, howzabout a report from Rian on the festivities up in Vancouver? Oooooh, my achin' head.

I'll take a macallan 12 with a dash of water1 number 3 painkillera pilsner urquell oh, and a dbl margarita, from scratch, up, in a bucket

oh, and Rian wants an arabic coffee (she'll make it herself) with a double dash of dalwhinie.

Just when I thought the eplaya had nothing left to offer me the goddamned bar opens. I love burning man!

Glad to be of service, baby! Now THAT is a bar order!! Who told you Margis from scratch up were my specialty? (no offense, Captain...haven't tried yers) As long as I'm makin' em, how about a round of the same all around!!

the driving question...just be responsible, i guess...

Now I've got to run some errands...somebody keep an eye on things, eh?