The GLAAD Manhattan event at 230 Fifth Avenue was hard to sum up, but we'll try: Real Housewives of New York, drag queens, stylists, caftans, sequins...and some very scant skivvies!

Fact: once I saw Alex McCord on the street wearing a zebra-print vest and matching zebra-trimmed short-shorts. Another time I saw Simon Van Kempen, also in a vest. These sane and appropriate getups are downright disappointing by comparison.

A vest like Richie Rich's, for example, would have really made their outfits,