Me: It’s wine in a cat. Who could pass that up? Oh, and I’ve decided to start a bizarre-bottle wine collection.

Volker: When did you decide this?

Me: Just this second. I’m gonna need a wine cellar, one of those refrigerator things, a grape stencil and a couple of those giant barrels.

Volker: Gather up a few different bottles and then we’ll talk.

Me: You think I’m gonna get bored. This is not like the frog-in-yoga-pose collection. After downward frog, they just weren’t that funny.

Volker: I give it a week. We’ve got a lot of collections consisting of one item filling up this house. You should just call them decor at this point or random shit – collection just seems wrong.

Oh, it’s on! So, now I’m in the market for wine in a yeti, frog, shark, alien, and sloth. I think that’s a good start but I’m open to suggestions. Keep your eyes peeled, people. I need to win this one for impulse shoppers everywhere.

Comments

In a pinch, I’m good with bizarre character bottles. Especially if it’s a yeti or a sloth! Volker won’t be fooled though. Even so, I could fill this house up with some crazy shit – I mean – whimsical awesomeness.

If you’re up for online shopping, looks like Etsy has some interesting stuff for you like a Lima Peru figural wine bottle and one that’s shaped like a fish. (Just what I always wanted — to drink out of a fish.)

About Julie

I’m the chick. The handsome guy is my husband, Volker. I was raised in a tiny town exploring creek beds and fishing holes in Northeast Oklahoma. He was raised in a large metro area in Germany exploring museums and all of Europe. It’s almost the same. Ten years ago he loaded up the truck and moved to Bentonville; Arkansas, that is, swimming pools and Wal-Mart. Read More