Someone Get This Thunder Fan A Jersey

I’m not necessarily a big long-term preparation guy. I mean I am a blogger after all. I fly by the seat of my pants for a living. Very little thought goes into preparing for what lies ahead in life. Obviously a large part of this is just general laziness. But there’s also a part of me that loves dealing with the unexpected. When something happens, I’ll react, for better or worse.

The one thing I have prepared for? This. This exact type of moment. I’ve already perfectly planned out my move here. No, I’m not gonna tell you what it is. I don’t want to ruin the surprise, or have someone steal my idea. But I guarantee you’ll see it when it happens. Be it courtside, rink-side, or anywhere in foul ball territory, when that ball goes to me, I will have my moment. Just like fat middle aged Pistol Pete here, I will have my moment.

P.S. Dance Cam doesn’t count. Can’t prep for Dance Cam. Dance Cam is 100% in the moment. Anything choreographed or planned out on dance cam is cheesy. Gotta just do what feels right in the moment.