"Born to be Wild"

"Never Born to be Wild"

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Horrible true story of Susan Wiley who was misdiagnosed as potentialy slightly retarded and thus, in the care of demented parents, was caged like an animal, fed little to nothing, was strapped to a potty chair for long hours each day, and when discovered was only 59 lbs- very weak. She walked poorly because of the cage and was never taught to speak. She has been moved from family to facilities all her life... tragic...

Get ready for something shockin'The story of Susan “Genie” WileyMisdiagnosed as slightly retardedHer parents locked her away

Yeah, Susan, it never should have happenedIn her bedroom, she could not escapeShut-in, they never let her out-not onceThey chose to lock her in a cage…

Constant verbal abuse and beatingsNever taught to speak Barely even fed herAt only 59 lbs, she was too weak

Yeah, Susan, it never should have happenedIn her bedroom, she could not escapeShut-in, they never let her out-not onceThey chose to lock her in a cage…

The torment of an abused childNot retarded, never born to be wildCaged like an animal, becoming feralIt’s amazing she survivedNever born to be wildPoor tormented child…

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I'm not sure how long you've been here Robert, but I too wrote a parody about Genie, it's of Radiohead's "Fake Plastic Trees" song, mine is called "Genie and Me" Here is the link to it - http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/radiohead26.shtml