…her crummy visage in the mirror, asking herself “Do I dare tell them all who I really was in my previous schmucky reincarnation? Back over there in Big Apple La La Land? For Gawd’s sake—surely I can’t tell them the awful truth!!!”

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“Other people's obsessions are more often funny than tragic.”—Vincent Canby, The New York Times

for his punishment. The black robed, hooded monk stepped forward, cat o' nine tails in hand. He began to swirl the cat o' nine tails over his head, slowly at first, but then faster, faster, faster... the noise quickened the anticipation in Gordon, the thrill, to such an extent that he was barely able to hold off his....