Pronounced: La-muff-a-gwin
An imaginary animal made up of of three other animals (a llama, a puffin, and a penguin). In any "what would win in a fight?" situation a Llamuffaguin would win simply because of how amazing it is regardless of what it is up against. Period.

Tom: What would win in a fight? a shark or a llamuffaguin?

Jay: A llamuffaguin, the shark wouldn't stand a chance

Tom: What would win in a fight? king kong or a llamuffaguin?

Jay: A llamuffaguin, king kong would be dead within seconds

Tom: What would win in a fight? a whole army of flying, fire breathing godzillas with lazer vision, all armed with nuclear warheads or a llamuffaguin?