Being a sports fan means having to make difficult decisions. Decisions like: Do I like pro hoops more than college hoops? Is Chad Ochocinco a nuisance or a national treasure? Do I hate soccer or am I gay? Perhaps no decision is more life-altering than deciding whether or not you are a NASCAR fan. To those who embrace NASCAR comes a life of tailgating, beer and TV on Sundays and yelling when cars go smash. To those who shun NASCAR comes a life of reasonable physical fitness and hating on NASCAR o ...

NASCAR is a sport that is richly populated with great nicknames, from Smoke to Fatback to Buckshot to Awesome Bill from Dawsonville. Just like your favorite driver, you, too, can figure out your NASCAR nickname with this handy flowchart.
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