“In America I just get a blank look. They think I’m angry. Or Australian. It’s weird.”

I hear you loud and clear, Dizzee. The single rapper – or Dylan Mills to his mum – also admits that he wants to find a wife and move back to his native Bow. Glam.

Speaking at the launch of Microsoft’s tablet Surface 2, he says: “I’ll definitely settle down and have kids. I’m single now, but if I fall for someone then it’s all good. That’s better than being single.”