Goods: Shotgun Can Opener

I’m a busy guy and rarely do I find the time to sit down and enjoy my aluminum-canned beverages. No, I need to drink them extremely fast. Enter the Shotgun can opener, smarter than the average can opener, as it’s equipped with a special tool for-you guessed it-shotgunning. Ever since these bad boys wound up in my mailbox, they’ve been a staple accessory of good times and forgotten nights.