I’ve been fascinated by the idea of a dashcam after that incident in Russia a few years ago when a meteor exploded over some remote town in Siberia. I’ve had a series of cheap-ish dash cams over the last few years and frankly, they have all let me down. Cam you hear me? My most recent attempt was the one pictured above, the SwissGear something or other. Quite frankly, it’s rubbish. They claim it is a 1080p device but my Palm Pilot from 2001 took better video and it had a 0.3 megapixel camera. It really is quite terrible from a video quality perspective. The body has got a cheap…

A low-carb take on a South African classic Bobotie is Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?

Going to Scotland In et scelerisque ligula I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one. But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what…