white men can't jump -> What about Vandalf or Valdalf ? Doesn't sound very awesome but makes a lot of sense.
enlightment -> Baltic Giant (Lithuanian NT were called Baltic Giants in 2010 FIBA world champ)

white men can't jump -> What about Vandalf or Valdalf ? Doesn't sound very awesome but makes a lot of sense.
enlightment -> Baltic Giant (Lithuanian NT were called Baltic Giants in 2010 FIBA world champ)

Sound is the issue though.....

I think if you take sound away, Lethaluanian is pretty great too...but it just doesn't flow out when you're talking.