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I had a dream last night that Hillary Clinton had become POTUS. All of the tech companies held an exposition for her where they explained how they would thwart the constitutional rights of Americans, if Hillary approved. At the end, Tim Cook gives his one more thing speech and announces a portable ICBM. He presses a button and as the missile launches, an overhead graph shows maximum kill targets. Hillary stands and begins clapping as the entire auditorium erupts in thunderous applause that we've just entered WW3. I spent the rest of my dream trying to get the fuck out of the US as Chinese nuclear warheads detonate destroying American cities in retaliation for the US wiping out North Korea. I did not sleep well.