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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Oh Lord, Jesus, What The Fuck Are You Trying To Tell Us?

Here is a news report on the Touchdown Jesus. They interviewed quickly a couple of kids who attend the church. Instead of realizing it was made of highly flammable material and a lightning rod they are scared shitless and need to learn some unknowable lesson from God. How fucking dopey. Always looking for something mysterious from an all-powerful God who just can't seem to tell us what he is trying to say. Science, kids - learn some fucking science. It will clear up this shit for you. And you know the Preacher is gonna have a heyday with this. He will milk it for all it is worth. Jesus says you aren't paying enough tithes to the church. You need to be more godly. How do they do it? Everything can be a lesson and it is that we are worthless and ignorant AND JESUS NEEDS MONEY to pay for a new big butter Jesus. Science, kids, Science.