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Friday, March 26, 2010

Marx Madness: Baracket Busted! The Curse of the Obamabino!

It's Marx Madness, bay-beeee!!! The DUmmies are weighing in on the tourney! Witness this THREAD, "NCAA on now, WVU v. Wash."

Which leads us to take a look at Barack's Baracket. The good news is that many of Obozo's picks are falling by the wayside! His Baracket is busted! It's the Curse of the Obamabino! And so we'll check in at the end on this THREAD, "I loves me some Obama ..... NCAA picks" and this THREAD, "So - if Obama wins the DU NCAA pool."

So let's go courtside now and join the DUmmies down in the paint (Bolshevik Red, of course), while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson (6'3", 220 . . . well, needs to get back to 220), who, even at age 57, challenges the scrawny, limp-wristed Pretender-in-Chief to a game of one-on-one, is in the--this time, above all--the [Barackets]:

NCAA on now, WVU v. Wash., Syr. v. Butler

[In the first game, the DUmmies are cheering for Washington--DC, that is--and in the second game, Syria.]

You're very friendy but I'm sorry

[You're BOTH pretty sorry, you DUmmies, no matter how "friendy" you are.]

Rooting for the doggies in this game.

["Doggies" here refers to the Washington Huskies. Say, speaking of rooting and Washington, doesn't Dunham-Obozo have some roots in the state of Washington? Prediction: Washington will lose.]

This is what's wrong with society: Over-reliance on abbreviations. West Virginia v Washington, Syracuse v Butler. Was that so hard? Er, West Virginia versus Washington, Syracuse versua Butler.

Jayhawks to win, w/ Kentucky, Kansas State and Villanova as the other teams in the final 4

[Rocked Shocked Jayhawk! "Obama's Team," Kansas--OUT! Yes, we are "Self-less in St. Louis" here this weekend. Kansas State, Kentucky--OK, they're still in it, although Kentucky might move up to take on the Lakers. But you'll need some Nova-caine to numb your pain over that other pick. . . . BTW, you would think DUke would be DU's team. Maybe they're seen as too "white and conservative," though--and with a Rethuglican coach to boot!]

The President has a very nice bracket.

[Is that you, benburch?]

So - if Obama wins the DU NCAA pool, will he make an appearance here to pick up his prize?

[Yes, he wins the DUNCECAP.]

I think he's already busted his bracket.

[Indonesia State was out early.]

He has Kansas winning it all and Villanova in the final 4. It's probably safe to say he's done.

[Hee! Hee! It's the Curse of the Obamabino! Let's hope it's an omen for November!]

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