I followed the instructions to the letter. (rather simple, wouldnt you say) Uninstalling was easy but every time I try to download, it tells me I have Chrome and it is taken care of automatically so It wont let Me do anythingq

Uggh, sounds severe. Have you deleted all Chrome caches? Is the Google Updater doing something? If this doesn't work, I recomemnd you uninstall everything from Google, flush the caches and try again. Something is seriously wrong here...

Yes. -->C:\Users\Bill\AppData\Local\Google\Chrome. And also check the Add/Remove Programs system control panel and uninstall Chrome, the Updater, Google Earth and whatever otehr of their tools you may be using and start with a clean slate.