Logan, you must be a Patriot fan, if you don’t know what this means. Ever since Ugg-Master-Flex hurt his whittle kneesies, he has an extremely difficult time handling pressure. And there are moments when he ducks, scrambles or runs out of the pocket when no one is there. Aka, “seeing ghosts.”

First, it’s BuzzFeed. Second, it’s clear that Mr. Vary wrote this on his smart phone. I give it a seven overall. Speaking of overalls, when is OshKosh B’Gosh gonna come out with something in business casual?

Hold on a second. Women have more control than the conventional dating scene of never actually approaching any male in a bar, library, Starbucks, etc? Amazing. You woman are totally shaking off your horrible historical place in the societal mating process.

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