Got a porn horse? You’ll need the MicroUSB cable.

Discussions centre around Google Chromecast, Apple’s Q3 results and their cyclical trends, pontification about Apple’s plan for the iPhone, an in depth look at iOS 7 because clearly the internet hasn’t talked about it enough and the UK’s preposed draconian legislation to combat online piracy and porn.

The guys have a crisis of confidence in their Britishness, reminisce about last week’s invention of the wheel, pit “Big” Bob Mansfield & Jony Ive in a fight, burn down the whole house, salivate over the launch of Shakira Radio™ and resist the urge to buy a gun with consummate ease in favour of getting stabby.