Bowlingual Voice Dog Translator 2.0 From Japan (video)

Will this be the strangest thing you see all day? Claiming to translate your dogs barking into actual sentences and emotions, I think you can clearly see through the dog’s eyes in the above pic that it wants no part of this crap. All you do is attach the collar to your dog and then when it barks and it will, a corresponding emotion is transmitted wirelessly to the control module. As of now your dog’s voice is a Japanese female speaking her native tongue. Check out the video below.