Also, I love the evil Asian guy's "SOON TO BE SIXTEEN!" line. He just has to remind everyone how evil he is in case they forgot. I bet there was a subplot about him jerking off to videos of things going extinct.

revdrewHe is supposedly going to be making them into CHOPSTICKS of all things. I was going to guess it would be some sort of medicine that makes men more virile, but this is even better.

dead_catI am disappointed that the authors didn't give him a mustache to twirl while he laughed.

AoiHa ha, oh wow. I sat there stone-faced through the whole clip, until the monkey came out and hugged the lieutenant-guy. Which is when I let loose a wheezing laugh from an awe-stricken smile.

seriouslyuguysWhat really put this over the top for me was that the monkey has to be in the basketball because it's too valuable to be heavily sedated according to the cops. So this guy goes to all the trouble of sneaking a live monkey through customs in a basketball only to have the recipient immediately imply that he plans to kill it.

CamonkDet. Munch was on this for some time, after being transferred over from Baltimore's Homicide: Life on the Streets (maybe he still is, I don't know). Lately, he was mentioned by name, as part of the NYPD's SVU, on Luther, an excellent BBC show.

Guy gets around, that's what I'm trying to say.

BortThe original clip is down, but I can't find a good replacement. This was from season 10, episode 7 ("Wildlife"), around the 34:13 mark. If you're doing Hulu Plus, you can view it directly: