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Wednesday, May 28, 2014

This Mad Men actress was at Starbucks this past weekend and spent 10 minutes ordering one item. She literally asked about every drink and food item and said she couldn't decide and took out her phone and called someone and asked what she should get. Apparently she was drunk and looked like a mess.

thank god don draper had the good sense to dump her!!@sandybrook.. one time in dallas @19 i was soooo drunsky on goldshlager i ended up at dennys at 4am and it ended up all over my then bosses car aboot an hour later. i had to work a few hours later at pork bbq restaurant and kept running to bathroom to vomit all day long!!!love dennys!!!

OMG, I got so so lucky that the first time my daughter decided to repeat what Mommy had just said in the car it was "Go, go, GO!" instead of "Pick a fuckin' lane, already." Major commute potty mouth clean-up after that.

Laffin. Sometimes I worry about my interior "sarcasm" .If it's an inferior female driver I say, "get out of my way, u probably have the smelliest c u next Tuesday". (But, I use tbe word "cunt" or sometimes "twat" or "pussy"!)Cringe!

If male inferior driver, then naturally I have to say, "U fucking jerk, I guess u need that Monster truck cuz ur dicks so small" or " yeah, ur dicks so small u gotta take it out on tbe road, and u prob would, too, if u could find it!"

Here's what a bitch I am...I've had people argue over a few pennies off coupon at the Walgreen's . I tell them I'll GIVE them that just to go away. 25 cents off? Here ya go. Ring her up. Seriously I know people are on a budget and all but the pennies people bitch about astound me.

My daughter was similar, Naughty, but she misheard us. So every time something went wrong when she was playing, she would say "oh, damage!" It was at that point that I started to say "shoot" and "fudge!"

On Christmas Eve back in 1991, we had just left my Grandma's house and went to the ice cream place through drive through. Mom, Dad and my bro had already ordered and I asked what flavors they had. The woman named off about 50. I then ordered Vanilla. We still laugh about that, wasting 10 minutes of the woman's life. It was mean but funny and honestly, I didn't mean to do it but that was all that sounded good at the time.

Hey Califblondy! I have the same issue. Where in California are you? I swear everyday I go to work and come home, some idiot is in the middle lane of a 3 lane road (left is for commuters) and just putts along like there is no one else out there. Every day I see this.

A friend of mine realized she needed to watch her language while her 2-year-old daughter was in the car after one fine day when she slammed on the brakes, and a cheerful little voice in the back seat piped up "PIGFUCKER!"

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