>>100196307
I honestly have no idea what is wrong with me. I wish I liked ribs and shit, but when I taste them all it tastes like is fat and not very good.

Also my favorite flavor of meat is the char so well-done almost all the time for me. I love me some dehydrated meats like jerky.>>100196341
I don't think it is, but some people think some of the localization text is punny or something.

>>100196439
I made some thin steaks with just some salt, pepper, garlic for the 4th last year and the heat was hot so it ended up nice and dry with some crispness and singed at the edges. Damn that was some good ass steak.

Also my friend was telling me about some sandwich that is made out of the cut off burnt ends of ribs and shredded between a roll with barbecue sauce and that sounded delicious as hell.

Dose anybody know if the holstaurus cafe story continued past you finding out about the breast milk and her starting to cry and dose anybody have the welcome to monster girl city with the homicidal guy?

>>100197032
Specifically, the holstaurus one is located in Kitsoviet's pastebin, which you can reach from any one of his stories, and assuming you meant Falling Down: MG edition, it is in Bobanon's pastebin as Escape from MG City.

>>100197432
Since most monstergirls end up monogamous (according to MGE anywa), there isn't really any other way to show off other races for hella fanservice. Unless they went with an anthology type deal, but that isn't nearly as broadly appealing as a generic harem (and it'd be harder to do well).

>>100198757
I don't know if I could hate her. I probably couldn't. She seems rather lonely so I'd want to be her friend, but the other half of me is terrified of larger spiders. So I'd probably come off as strange asking about her day when shaking violently and probably crying.

Right, because "[monstergirl] is best/worst" and endless snake cloaca vs horse pussy debates with the same pictures is great discussion.

I'll try something out: has Okayado actually come up with an original monster girl in EMG yet? And if he hasn't do you think he ever will? Original being not based off an animal or monsters already in popular culture (oni, cyclops, succubus etc).

>>100199137
I don't see how that would stop him from creating something original. He's been doing this for a while now, i'm sure he must have some ideas.

Not like i expect every new girl now to be completely original, nor do i want it to be, but sticking to tired old stuff is boring. An original design can bring forth an original personality, that isn't burdened by baggage of expected archetypes.

>>100199204
There's still hope Anon
Lilith could get free, be bitter about all the rape, and tell darling that he hates Rachnera for being such a monstrous bitch
then we get her tearing up before shouting "she never needed him anyways" before running off
Right before the hypnosis wears off and all the other girls being appalled that Darling wasn't as nice as they thought he was

Or at least it draws quite a few autists, and they make a lot of noise. Entertainingly they also tend to be the ones who get incredibly defensive about being called autistic, since normal people will just shrug it off and agree that they were being a bit of a sperglord on a particular issue.

...what? Does that mean something like "her fanbase is a joke/is laughable?" because in that case you should probably know that the phrase "taking the piss" indicates they are deliberately mocking/trolling others, not that they are in any way misguided themselves.

>>100199355
I agree with you to a point. The originality could add a different spice to the mix. The only problem is that we have six in the harem, four in the mon squad, and 3 monster girls in the opposing girls. Can we fit anymore into the story?

>>100200176
Nah Darlings a good guy. He actively avoided having sex with a 10/10 snake girl. Even after the deportation thing was lifted they may have never had sex with him still due to the shared living space. Then again that didn't really stop Rachnee, that dirty slut.

So when does Rachnee submit to the Darkness in her Heart
Armstrong starts the Human/Cyborg war vs Extraspeicies
Kiryu comes in to fix everything because he's the only man in Japan that apparently can
and then it turns out the entire thing was planned by Doom.

>>100203069>Containment thread.
You seem to be implying that this thread isn't one big circle jerk waifu war with some added "my way of reading manga > your way of reading manga idiocy.

>>100203261
As if we needed a yet another reason why the other thread is superior. Pretty much the only reason I read these thread anymore is for those stories. I still like EMG, but it's just not as good now that it's one big harem clusterfuck with no real developement.

>>100209189
And you know what I sent her?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

There are good threads and bad threads, just like every other one. This one started as discussion about the manga, which is pretty rare now, most of the time it's /tg/ lite. Not saying that's bad, but when that's the most of the new content it gets old quick.

Going to start ignoring threads and just posting on the weekends, or at least until I have a slew of new content to share.

>>100209189
Oh dear, I forgot our overlord, Queen TF, issued such an order to us lesser people. I will willingly and gladly accept this ban that's never coming for enjoying things at times other than the weekend.

>>100210198>lilim
Nigga, she was a devil. If it were a lilim, there would have been a city wide orgy with darling at the center. Unless of course said lilim wanted darling as her husband. Then we would have gotten a reverse NTR chapter of the girls crying and resigning themselves to the fact that they will never get him back from one as powerful as her. Why is my boner so hard after writing that...?

I'm a little late to the party, but just wow. I'm not sure what to make of chapter 21. I should have known after the last chapter that the lewdness would get worse and worse, but the shift from awkward situations and "I have to suck on her tits because it will save Suu & Papi" to straight out domination, binding, and spider x devil is going overboard.

I feel like the fun is being replaced with fanservice in this chapter and I don't like it. I honestly hope the author tones it down a little and gets back to more SOL and character devel.

>>100210670
Just saw that. Why don't we just move the writefaggotry over there then? We'd leave the general alone, not muck up the conversation with greentext stories and have the threads stay up longer, all on the site we normally. Good idea? Y/N?

>>100211195>Is there an auto updater for the text board?
It certainly doesn't look like 4chanX works, I doubt anyone else would take the time to make one since as you can see pretty much no one uses them. And yeah, thy would be perfect since we hardly need pictures there. We could, like, paint pictures with words, man.

>>100211306
I think we might kill two birds with one stone there. Going to the text boards means less visibility and thus fewer (un)inspired retards. Maybe.

>>100211306
at first the stories were welcome and shit because it was a nice breather from talking about the same shit over and over, since for some reason we kept making threads despite there not being anything to discuss, but when everyone and their mothers are writing stories in a thread it turns to shit rather quick.

I don't even mind having 1 cyoa and a few greent-text stories, but for god sake if you see one or two people are doing one don't fucking start another, that's not even cyoa etiquette it's just common sense.

basically the stories are nice when there aren't five of them all over the place.

“geeze spider tits don’t gets your webbing in a bunch” pouted the fox “but she does have a good point though.”

Then the dainty fox lept from the roof she was lying one and daintily perched herself onto my shoulders. She then wrapped her smooth stocking covered legs around my head and lightly pressed her crotch against the back of my head. I immediately turned beet red.

“Aaaw Jin aren’t you just the cutest.” the tiny fox girl giggled.

“You haven’t told me your name yet”

“Oh yes, I do suppose you should learn the name of you cute cuddly companion form now on, my name is Setsuko Yukimura. Now that we are acquainted, Jin Fujimoto I name you the vassal of my household”

Setsuko then leaned her head down and gently kissed the top of my head. Then slowly my body began to fill with power as ancient symbols and holy energy began emanating from from my body. My being was filled to the brim with power as Setsuko’s divine protection covered my body.

>>100211609
in the end that's the only way to truly maintain quality. If we want to make stories and cyoas then that's fine, but if we have 4 of them running at the same time and everyone is responding to each of them then there's bound to be some confusion.

the only way to keep it on track is for the anons to ignor the cyoas that are interfering with the ones that are already established and for cyoa writers to not be so damn greedy and fuck off to anon-kun every once in a while.

>>100211584>All Ushi-Oni desire are a good fight, and you are making this ninja worth fighting
I think this is worded wrongly, you are making this ninja worth fighting? Why is she referring to herself with you?

>>100211737>the only way to keep it on track is for the anons to ignor the cyoas that are interfering with the ones that are already established and for cyoa writers to not be so damn greedy and fuck off to anon-kun every once in a while.

That'd be nice. I was thinking it would also be good if writers would name and number their posts so a) they'd be easier to find in the archive and b) they could be autofiltered for those that don't care to read them. That wouldn't do too terribly much though.

>>100211819
But you can only fit so many slices in the pan and even the hungriest group of anons can only eat so much at once.

>>100211737
It should just be up to the cyoa anons to decide on when to start, if they have bad fucking judgemenet and three or more start piling on, people will stop responding because it gets absurd.
It isn't fucking rocket science, just let it ride out.

>>100211684
[x] Keep moving, she's way strong but a little slower. Try and lead her near buildings, use increased abilities to propel off walls and roofs. Don't jump up in open space, will leave you vulnerable.
Circle around her, aim for joints and her thorax, it's a big enough target and you might be able to piss her off enough to get sloppy by smacking her in the ass with a stick.

>>100211881>posts are updated once every three days.
Not really a problem. We could use some more fucking proofreading.

>then there's no fresh blood
More of an issue, but certainly not one right now. I wish we could moderate ourselves well enough for >>100211540 to work, but I doubt that could happen. Too bad, as it's really the best balanced method.

>>100211864
That's how I feel too, I only read the ones that are green text stories or ones that only last 1-2 threads. Those long ones like the manticore and the mg and war, the boating one I don't read because I don't think cyoa should be that long.

>>100197627
I would have much preferred a series of short stories about various people ending up with their own monster girl waifus. At lest then we'd get closure on our favorite girls and then some.

They could even bump into each other so that we could see old faces again once in a while, I don't know. Or maybe a slice of life that revolves around different families of men and monster girls with the perspective changing each chapter. That way there's actual romance, a continuing story, and it's not bland harem shit.

I dodged the SW threads for a long, long time. I'd just snatch images from threads here and there, and that was about it. I kind of forgot about them until you mentioned it.

They were pretty fun when the series first aired though.

At least with 'monstergirls,' people are free to explore and develop worlds as they see fit using a very, very basic framework. I don't really view it as 'fanfiction' unless someone does a story about the girls from EMG, or something.

>>100212781
Her name is Lil"ith" dumbass. Why the fuck would she be named after a generic name of a subspecies of succubus. Maybe next time you will go and actually check your facts before making yourself look like an idiot.

I should get in on this Wurm business. Seems popular.
I've even got an idea - You and Wurm are on a journey to the center of the earth, using her natural tunneling abilities.
All manner of critters live in the dark, forgotten places of this world.

>>100213449
I'm surprised anyone picked up on that, honestly. I figured that if he didn't even know the girl's real goddamn name, he wouldn't know the origin of succubi were Lilim and her daughter Lilith. Irrelevant to the point I was making, however.

I was waiting because of TF but since there's a thread up anyway, Yellow Bird is a go.

Will try and update the pastebin tomorrow.

>Last time on Travels with a Yellow Bird>To lure out the pirates, you crippled a Dragoon freighter, smoke chumming the sky like blood in water>The pirates come>You fought the pirate Four Tails in her red cutter, the Dementmador>The greedy pirates failed to bring their full wrath upon you when they see your crew is mostly men>Taking advantage of your harpy's arsonist skillset and the lizardgirl prisoner's strength you manage to use a mine to blow a large hole below the waterline of the pirate ship and capsize it.>You ship is damaged and you are down to a party of six but you stand victorious

“No can do Jin, I have to keep in contact with you in order to transfer my mana to you, without my touch you would be just a regular human.”

Gritting my teeth and accepting the fact that I was doomed to fight with a young girl’s crotch rubbing against the back of my head I quickly surveyed the situation. Before the only slight advantage I had against the Ushi-Oni was the fact that I was smaller. But now with Setsuko’s contract and my enchanted bamboo spear I now had the speed the reach to fight on an equal level with my six legged stalker.

With a quick step I darted in then swept my staff under the Ushi-Oni’s talons aiming for her six joints under her legs.With a resounding crack and a whirlwind of blows I deftly shattered her legs. The Ushi-Oni let out a blood curdling scream as collapsed to the ground, her supports shattered. Despite smashing the demon’s legs my staff did not break.

“See Jin-boy, with my enchantments you don’t even have to worry about that simple bamboo pole shattering. I’ve enchanted it to the hardness of even the greatest of steels,” grinned the fox.

I grunted back a response then sunk down low again. For the first attack I had the element of surprise but the Ushi-Oni was already getting up. It appeared the woman had a very robust regeneration technique implemented in DNA.

>>100213816
With Ushi-Oni charged towards me and began to land of flurry of blows into my guard. Her claws descended upon my staff like a hammer of blows, with each hit sinking deeper and deeper into my guard.

After almost being pushed to the limit I quickly lunged back and dug my staff deep into the ground then launched dirt into the beast’s crimson eyes. With the demon blinded and hollering I shot into the alleys and began to circle my opponent.

“COME BACK HERE YOU BASTARD” the Ushi-Oni howled as she thrashed around destroying houses and carving deep scars into the ground.

Then with a flash I flickered back into striking range and launched a tempest of blows against her.

Arms
Head
Stomach
Spine
Legs
Thorax

I pounded a rain of blows against her body again and again tearing muscle, pulverizing bones, and rupturing organs. Then finally after a torrent of blows the Ushi-Oni collapsed to the ground unable to move or even regenerate.

I raise your staff up high to the moon with the intention of splattering her brains across the ground.

>>100213663
Well yeah, it's not going to be a scientifically-accurate journey ending in Wurm going a bit too far and cooking herself.
There are all sorts of demons and such in the deeps. Plus ones I can make up on the spot. Remember anon, everything doesn't have to be based on KC's works or what have you.

>>100213922
don't worry you're on the last stretch for mine
I've decided I'm going to do the same thing as Anonymoose and the Captain and write something whenever I feel like it
but i'm still going to have a choice at the end of some chapters

>>100213922>everything doesn't have to be based on KC's works or what have you.
I remain dubious at best of Anon's creative ability. It's nothing personal, mind and it'd be interesting to see what you make. I do see more potential in an open world than a bunch of random tunnels, but that's me.

>>100214361
I try to be courteous, but it seems like whenever I think the coast is clear, the other anons have the same thought at the same time and three of them start within five minutes of each other.

I'm not going to stop translating anything or posting chapters just because I'm buttmad. I'm not Prozess. I just won't be popping in unless someone summons me, or I have something to post.

There are two main reasons I'm urging us to stop the 24/7 posting:

First, I'm not interested in the content anymore. I don't really care for the porn writefags. It's the same reason I hide all quest threads on /tg/ : I'd rather have interesting discussion over writefagging.

Back when I started translating MM (Chapter 2), we had monmusu threads once a month, and they were great. There was always something to discuss. There were new raws, or translations, or news on some monmusu-related thing to talk about. It was fresh and interesting every time.

As MM and other monmusu things gained popularity, threads started popping up every week, to every day, and now there's almost always a thread running. There's barely anything new to discuss. In the last few months, every time I opened a thread, I would see one of three things:
- I would fuck this monstergirl.
- Your monstergirl is shit.
- Writefag/quest where you fuck a monstergirl.

Most discussion was restricted to when chapters or new games were released, then abandoned after that.

Writefagging is OC, yes, but it's never discussed afterwards. It feels like it's just filler to me to keep the thread alive.

>>100214797
Secondly, I'm just afraid to see another set of threads go the way of the general.

Back when /vg/ was created, it seemed like a great way to quarantine all the general threads to a specific area.

After a while, the generals I followed went one of three ways:
- Meaningful discussion continued
- Threads died off after games grew old irrelevant
- Threads grew cancerous and dedicated to pornography, the same memes over and over, with no discussion

When there was no new content to discuss, generals either went belly-up or contracted cancer. Too many generals I had started off with went in the cancer direction. The same things, posted over and over again; fetishists posting their feet/alien porn/whatever in an attempt to drown out the other fetishists...

The people who contributed to threads left when they saw the first signs of cancer. And so, the people who enjoyed the cancer stayed, worsening the condition, before the general was an unsalvageable wasteland.

It's because of my experience with that that I'm wary of the monmusu 'generals' moving in that direction.

I think we have a lot of interesting stuff to discuss. The only issue is that the material is released erratically, and on a monthly basis or longer. That's why I was urging for threads that weren't 24-7 - so we actually have an interesting thread to read and take part in.

Else, we'll just end up scrolling through the thread, seeing a few quests that are done or abandoned, and closing the thread.

>>100214797
Having never gone to any deaf girl threads, and only seeing your post that seemed like a threat, I thought you were going to be a sort of dickish person like prozess but you're an alright person.
I think these threads are okay since it's just one and easy to hide, like im@s, sw, buyfag threads, but if they actually started to spill out and have multiple one's I would see a need to stop them.

You guys don't have to listen to anything I say. I'm a tripfag and a girl. I don't do much other than translate your manga for you, and that's not going to stop, so don't act as if you have to listen to me because I'm the "queen of MG"/"OC provider". We are all equal here.

>>100214983
Christ, it was before moving to Japan last time. If I had to estimate, I'd say...March or April of 2012. I browsed /a/ a lot before then, though, and don't remember seeing too many monmusu threads, but then again, I wasn't really paying too much attention to them.

>>100215117
You're right. It's easy to hide generals, and that's alright. I guess I'm just upset because the 'good' times of old have turned into...this. I shouldn't be making anyone change that. But I guess I can still talk about it, because this is 4chan, god dammit.

I do believe the im@s, buyfag, and sw guys do have stuff to discuss, though I have no idea how they're faring in comparison. I only popped by im@s to deliver raws every once in a while, and that was a long time ago.

>>100215309>'good' times of old have turned into...this
I only recently started going to these threads, and were just hiding them in the past. Were they really that different from now? I remember them being about bromont story times which is basically the same as the cyao's we have now?

But nah, not really. Personally, I don't really care if threads like these are daily or on the weekends. I'm pretty lax and my tolerance for stuff is pretty high. It's only when actual discussions for things we'd actually want to discuss start getting drowned out in favor of random stuff do I just start to.....let go.

>>100215652
Fucking this. Every thread is a wall of 5 different people posting CYOAs and the writers get worse and worse. I think this thread has the worst one yet in it. Fucking take it offsite you stupid niggers.

>>100214797>>100215097>>100215309
Random anonymous faggot here.
I'm 100% in agreement. General threads tend to turn into a whole vicious cycle of cancer when there's not new content to discuss before anyone says it, image dumps and "you get fucked by monster girls" cyoas are not new content, they're just porn. Look at the SnK or Precure threads if you don't believe me. Hell, even back when Bromont did his CYOAs, they were at least spaced out enough that discussion didn't get stale. It also helped that his were actually entertaining in their own right, not just an excuse to wank.

The more brazen surviving pirates make directly for the windjammer as they bail from their ship like drowning rats. I order more scattershot into the light guns on deck. When their first lifeboat disintegrates into a storm of bodies and splinters, the rest turn from our path. I feel sick as I see some tall red monster with a single horn survive the blast. Bleeding from a dozen wounds, she still holds fast to chunk of jetsam. It drives home just how even a once great human nation like Auk could be overun with an army of soldiers like these.

"Find any humans you can and pick the best looking three." Flit screeches. "Take a scale or two if you must. We know the cell below will hold them. I wouldn't trust the others."

After most of an hour of searching, we drag three humans out of the water, one brawny tall woman even bigger than our goliath Stan, one small tough woman covered in northern furs and a myriad of fine twisted tattoos, and a haggard young man who couldn't be more than fifteen.

All claim to be worthy sailors, and they have experience in the straights and reefs of Natans. All are willing to sail with us, though the young cabin boy admits his job was usually as one of the captain's "comforts". The other two are hardened pirates skilled in sailing, gunnery, and close combat. I'll have to watch them. For now I order them to their first task.

The Dementmador is safe to salvage now, her crew all swimming toward a safe distance from the sucking whirlpool when she eventually goes down. We don't have much time but I will make use of what I can. I put the new conscripts to work with my crew salvaging a few of the carronade from the once feared pirate ship as she continues to sink deeper in the water. I look to the burning freighter on the horizon. We have little time in more ways than one.

>>100215309
I love you translator fag for all the hard work you do for us (I know how much of a bitch translating can be) and I 100% agree. At one point seeing those once a month threads made my day now it's 1000 CYOA from 100 different write fags (ranging from really shit to mediocre with the occasional gem)

>>100215309
TF why is it that whenever you talk meaningful things come out. I am genuinely envious of how lucid you seem to be. You are completely aware of what you say and the way you conduct yourself is nothing short of perfect.

I'd just like to say that while I have to respectfully disagree with a lot of this, I really appreciate you doing what you do for us. I don't really think that you having that opinion is a bad thing either. It's just when you come in and say something like "don't make threads except on weekends" people with no will of their own see it as the be all end all since you are sort of, in a sense, in a position of power.

They use it as leverage to support their claims and shitpost the thread with "you fags are going to get what's coming because TF said no weekday threads" (unfounded, mods aren't going to do shit) and "this is bad for the MG community" (debatably unfounded, depending on how an individual views CYOAs). In fact, you have even further invalidated their ability to use this by saying that you're no longer interested in the content, which I assume to mean you will be translating merely out of commitment from now on, and will be reading the threads even less than before.

Like you said, the threads are easily hidable. If someone doesn't want to see them during the week then hide them during the week and unhide on the weekend. I have never made a single thread related to monster girls, but with the way it is going right now, I don't really think it matters. Someone is going to. And within 12 hours on a slow day, it will be auto saging.

On an unrelated note:>Im@s general>not a circlejerk of totally rehashed content every single time

>>100216997
I can see why TF worries about how she may look to everyone when there are guys like you around. Or rather, I can't help but suspect that you know that and it's the reason why your post is so needlessly ostentatious.

>>100217079
See, the funny thing about that is, the stories with little to no smut are often never posted outside of pastebin or anonquest because /a/ just wants to fuck the girl whenever we read them here. Really good stories, like War and MG, a recent one, for example. MC in that had sex, but it was tasteful and not described in detail. Yet the story remains good.

>>100217110
Except that the opinion is backed up by, I don't know, every single other perpetual general, even the ones that were created with the explicit purpose of actually creating content (drawthreads, etc.). Lets not even mention the SnK one (how the fuck does that keep running with monthly updates?) or the disgusting circlejerk blogshit masquerading as a waifu thread.

>>100217129
I realize I sound like i'm praising her for no reason, but I swear I only respond because I am truly impressed by the way she responds, her tone is neither agressive or arrogant, it doesn't come off as a humblebrag as well. I just can't help but say that the way she expressed herself sounded honest and kind

>>100217289
Another version was that Lilith was trying to dominate Adam in their relationship.

I think the moral we can take, from either of these versions, is that a loving relationship needs both parties to view each other as equals.

>>100217335
You need to be more self-reflexive, anon. Be conscious of how others may interpret your words. Me? I just couldn't help but question your intentions; whether they were genuine or not. Someone more volatile might think you to be a toadie of TF's.

>>100217294
Buyfag has none of these problems, except of course when people come in and bitch for half the thread whenever there was a two minute period when there was two threads on the board when the old thread was dying at the end of page 10.

>>100217079>that isn't porn
If we're being serious here pretty much the only thing that isn't porn that's monster girl related is CW.Hitomi is kinda borderline. Honestly I'm baffled that TF even translates what she does since she even says she doesn't like the porn, aka 90% of all the content here.

Flit returns to the forward deck after taking Elsa back to the brig. She hops over dents and splinters and loose ropes to join me at the rail watching the crew ferry a second new cannon to our upgunned patrol boat. She still smells awfully of burning oil and tar. "This goes without saying, but I'll be guarding you even more closely now. No more sneaking off in the middle of the night to treat with that Lizarda whore."

"You made me worry about you there earlier." I ignore her implication.

"Worry about yourself and your crew first scribe boy." Flit seems much more bothered than usual. She'd usually be ecstatic with such a win. Instead her feathers puff out, fine pretty face creased in a frown.

"You going to tell me what's really wrong?" I ask her. This harpy has just gotten bitter and mopey since the full moon.

Flit scratches my leg with a sharp talon. "Even over this smell choking my lungs, I can smell the lizard on you. You won't even sleep in the same bed as me and yet you flirt with the enemy. What else can I do to protect you from your own stupidity? And now you've brought more dangerous women on board. I won't even say 'D-don't let your guard d-down." Flit stutters as I tussle her hair.

I grin. "Don't get jealous. You know the three laws the chief laid down for this trip."

We're hauling up the second cannon as the mate in the crow's nest shouts down that they've spotted another ship. "Dragoon intercepter! Big ironship and closing fast."

>Try to outrun it with a crippled foremast, hope they assist the freighter first>Engage them in battle with your smaller damaged ship>Other

>>100217940
it would be even more hilarious if all of them are affected except for manako

>they decide to play party games to pass the time, all of them are holding their legs together or rubbing themselveson whatever they can find.>manako is genuinely excited to be at her first "slumber party" and wants to actually play games>all the other girls are hanging onto darling and not letting him have a second of peace>manako decides she wants to have a pillow fight with the other girls, they all agree and immediately use it as an excuse to feel up darling>manako is lonely waving her pillow around while they're assaulting darling>she tries to get them to play truth or dare but they just ignore her and follow darling when he says he has to go to the bathroom>manako is all alone in the living room with all the snacks she bought while darling and the others are making a noise upstairs which she thinks is them having fun with their own games>last chapter scene is her crying profusely while trying to justify to herself, never realizing it was just the full moon.

>>100217511
I translate EMG because it's hilarious and I love the characters. I'm usually not a big fan of harems, but the humor in it works for me. The MC is also unlike any other harem protagonist I've seen, too, so reading it is pretty fun.

I translate CW because it's interesting and I like the characters. More chapters are on the way, by the way, just need to get my TS on it.

I translate Hitomi because I like the characters, especially the way they depict Hitomi and middle schoolers. The manga is in an unrealistic world, but it depicts those kids pretty accurately, I feel.

It's not that I hate all monstergirl smut; it's just that I'm not looking for it 24/7, when these threads are on. Plus, a lot of the porn/writefags are generally not that interesting to me, even when I am looking for stuff.

>>100217495
Sorry. I haven't been the most pleasant of people around the MM threads for a while. Just me being buttmad, I guess. I'll try to be nicer the next time I post, though! Sorry!

>>100219191
I don't know. I thought about doing one tonight, but honestly, I've been in a bit of a slump lately. I think it's from binging on translating last week; I did about 300 pages.

There's also someone who wants a translation from me, and I feel too bleh to do it, so I'm avoiding them until I feel well enough to finish it and email them. I'm sorry. I told you to find another translator, but you said you'd wait.

>>100214797
I find myself agreeing with your sentiment. All this OC story stuff is kind of...out of place. Every time I've been in a MonMusu thread as of late, that is all it is. I'll try and talk about the manga, especially now that both Monster Musume and Centaur's Worries are being released in the US, and it is often met with two or three replies, then buried under all the /tg/ stuff.

Like, I don't mind the content itself (though I'm not particularly interested in it), but it really feels out of place on /a/. But yeah, monster girl threads are burning the midnight oil, and it'd be a shame for them to simply burn out entirely. I'd rather refrain and keep them going more on weekends (or just a few days a week), rather than 24/7. Seems unnecessary to constantly have one (just like the buyfag threads).

>>100218978>Plus, a lot of the porn/writefags are generally not that interesting to me, even when I am looking for stuff.
I actually feel the same way, but I still do enjoy most of what's goes on in these threads. The very reason why I was attracted here in the first place was because of MGQ.

I just enjoy stories in general. Even if they're cheesy or kind of hokey, I can enjoy them for their characters or the kind of stories they are. And the amount of writefaggotry that goes on in these threads helps to encourage the shyer folk around here who are a bit unsure of their own skills.

There's no way would can survive a true Dragoon warship in our state. We got what we came for, crew and a key through Natans. Time to close up shop. "All hands, haul us around and put that freighter between us and those Dragoon long guns! Then best speed ahead." I bellow. Our new monster of a woman muscles two crew out of her way. She wraps the ropes stretched through the pulleys holding up the cannon around her wrists. Huge shoulder muscles flex and she takes the whole load in her own arms. For the first time I notice she's wearing large gold weights on her ankles. How the hell could anyone swim like that? The rest of the crew scatters into the rigging and hauls up our longboat.

After a few minutes the black smoke of the freighter obscures the oncoming ship. We're sailing against the current. I hope desperately we're making good enough time. My heart drops as I see the huge iron gunboat swing around the freighter and continue on a beeline towards our leaky old windjammer.

"They're still gaining." I hear the crow yell down in response to my stare. I see much the same through my own spyglass.

I see dark clouds ahead and an idea strikes me as I scramble over the deck and head down into the Captain's quarters. There may be a way to lose them yet. The magic map sits solidly on the table, not slipping with the motions of the ship over the waves. I see the storm gathering on the horizon. A small gray smear catches my notice. I take out a magnifying glass from the cartography chest. To my amazement, see it's smoke, smoke from the burning freighter. I search the nearby waters. Only now do I notice a little black speck where we should be, sails billowing, small white wake trailing behind. "Magical map indeed." I whisper. I can see the Dragoon ship closing the distance slowly. They will surely catch us by nightfall. I look for options close by but every choice is a gamble. I'll need to make the call soon.

>>100220320
Repair the ship. The fight looks like it will happen either way, so its best to improve your ship while you can. I feel like something bad might happen if you ask Elsa for info since it might count as a third favor but having info never can hurt.

>>100216258
While i agree there is no need for such incessant threads, the few decent CYOAs are the only things that make it worth coming here. If they weren't here, all you would get is people posting "X is best girl", "I want to fuck X" and the same picture dumps over and over. Read through the first 1/3 of this thread and see how much something of interest was actually discussed.

>>100220394
He's not supposed to be realistic. He's living in the future, drinking heavily, singing outdated music, even by today's standards, eating waffles, and occasionally sexing up monster girls.
He's not supposed to be taken seriously.
It's a comedy.

>>100221421
I don't know. The reverse somehow seems more.....appealing.>be dating a dullahan>time for your first time together>it hurts her and you both quit half-way>the head wants to try again>the body is traumatized by the experience>keeps pushing you away whenever you get close to doing the deed>the head feels self-conscious about this>constantly apologizes to you and tries to reaffirm her love for you
Seems more adorable to me too.

>>100221949
Yeah it's better for the head to be tsun since a lot of it is verbal, having body be tsun giving cold shoulders and other stuff you wouldn't even notice it while you have a nice time with the dere head

>>100222150
Not really, I just got really fatigued by writing nonstop, all night, for weeks at a time. Like, remember when we used to have threads until dawn? I just can't do that anymore.

I suspect these threads will pick back up once I release Bizarre Slime. Atleast I hope so, unless it becomes another taboo thing like Katawa Shoujo. There's also the newest chapter of Daily Lives too to look forward to.

I decide to burn some of my precious time on the chance of new info that might tip the balance in my favor. Elsa waits in her cell, as always. She recognizes the sound of my footsteps by now and I notice her smile a little before calming her face into a more neutral expression.

"Not even half a day and here you again." She laughs, her ears flaring out and her green scaled tail swinging slowly from side to side. "Trouble will always hunt you in Dragoon waters." She turns her dead eye toward me."Count your favors carefully hero. I am."

It looks like the battle did wonders for her mood. The lizardgirl has a genuine bloodlust that mixes with her passion. I ask her about patrolling warships: the types, the kind of crew they sail with, asking her all questions about description of the ship I can.

Elsa thinks hard for a moment. "The officers on a warship like that are decorated and wealthy enough to be married. They likely have husbands to return to at home. That means they won't hesitate to order this ship sunk if you push them. They'll bully the crew into it if they have to." Elsa licks her lips and stretches in her dress smelling of gunsmoke, cloth shifting over her modest chest.

"This windjammer can outrun them if you had it in top shape, but even without my eyes I can feel it drag in the water. It's damaged and overloaded with supplies and weapons." Elsa stops.

"What about how this boat will handle a strong storm?" I shift gears. Time is short.

Elsa motions me toward the bar with a shining black claw. She sniffs my shirt as I approach the bars. "That's all you get for free." She whispers.

>Ditch supplies to lighten the ship>Ditch ammunition to lighten the ship>Ditch weapons to lighten the ship>Ditch balast to lighten the ship>Attempt to repair the foremast and sails>Head into the storm>Offer Elsa another favor>Other

>>100222681
Godamnit. She really is a smart one isn't she?
Best ask her about the storm. No point in moving if the storm is just going to cut you down. Im getting bad vibes off her (who isn't) but we have to pull some teeth.
Since you aren't moving I suggest you TRY to repair your ship anyway. Couldn't hurt right?
Lastly I feel like ditching stuff is bad. Really bad. But we might not get another choice. Best we hold off on ditching anything until we hear what she gots to say.

So>Fix Ship>Go more into debt to the Lizard>Ditch according to Lizard?

>>100222936
Actually trying to fix something then head into a storm is stupid.

>Offer Elsa another favor
Because I'm curious how far south this is going to go as they stack up.>Attempt to repair the foremast and sails
Might as well.>Ditch Supplies
Weapons and Ammo seem most important in the immediate future.

>>100222681
If we have enough weight in the form of weaponry and cargo, then we can probably afford to drop the ballast. Hard to ditch supplies and weapons when we just got new crew and want to make use of them.