Skinny Pizza Dip

Who doesn’t like pizza? Really though. I’ve never met a person that doesn’t like pizza. If you don’t, I don’t think we can be friends anymore.

Mr. FSL despises anything that is classified as a “dip”. He thinks all dip is gross. Especially if there’s any sour cream or cream cheese involved. He actually makes this odd mock barf noise when those particular ingredients are mentioned out loud. Not kidding.

I made three different hot dips in my new triple crockpot buffet thing-a-ma-bobber. I made low fat turkey taco dip (recipe here) and a full fat bacon and cheese dip (I’ll post that next week 😉 ). I didn’t tell him what was in the pizza dip and he took it upon himself to test it. He said verbatim “Woah! You need to make this again! It’s awesome”.

I’ve eaten pizza dips before. They are dangerously addicting. I’m always the girl at the party with sauce around her lips when this stuff is around. Embarrassing.

I got my saucy little paws on the recipe so I can hoover it down without an audience to gross out make it for parties. I doctored it up to make it lighter so I can eat twice as much. I switched out the full fat version for low fat. I don’t choose the non-fat version when it comes to dairy because it tastes weird to me and it tends to have a watery consistency. Ew.

Next, sprinkle 1/2 of the shredded mozzarella and 1/2 of the grated cheese over the cream cheese mixture.

Pour the jar of pizza sauce on top.

Sprinkle the remaining cheeses and any “toppings” on top.

Put the crockpot on high for about an hour, then switch to low heat for 3 hours to serve.

I’m a bad blogger. I forgot to snap a finished photo. You’re just going to have to take my fatkid word on this one. It was demolished in like an hour flat. All of it. My husband said it tasted like a cross between bagel bites and pizza rolls. I though it tasted more like Elio’s Pizza. Either way, it is something you need to make.

I actually don’t like pizza –but only because I don’t like cheese. I have had a pizza without cheese, and it was good, although maybe not technically pizza…
I don’t know what the deal is with cheese — aside from alfredo sauce, caesar dressing, and small amounts of cream cheese, I just don’t like any of it, which is funny because there are so many different kinds.