I do very much want to welcome you to my bike shop. This novel initiative enables both of us: you can go home with a brand spanking new or second hand bike, and I get to take some money off you so I don’t have to scrounge it off my partner all the time. It’s win-win! Come to my shop, and I’ll show you a whole new meaning to the concept of Customer Service!

See you soon!

(My shop does not even remotely look like this, but pictures are just so much easier on the eye)