The straight lines! They're everywhere! They box you in and tell you where to walk and, like, if you step on one, you break your mother's spine! I CAN'T TAKE IT. Sweet relief: Bolefloor Hardwood Flooring, which is cut along the grain of the wood to give your floor a little character—and your neuroses a little break.

It's not as easy as you might think to just cut along the grain of the wood—especially if you need to lay another board right next to it. The Dutch geniuses behind this anti-parque have to use CAD modeling to figure out the mathematicalism of fitting a bunch of irregularly shaped planks perfectly inside a rectangular room. Or something. I dunno. [Read about it yourself and let me know what you find out. Bolefloor via Uncrate]