I can zip my pants. This may not sound like earth-shattering news. However, given the number of Christmas goodies I’ve already consumed this season, it is no small feat.

In fact, this may even qualify as a Christmas miracle, given that all my spare time has been sucked into the Holiday Vortex, along with my usual daily two-mile walks. I lamented my lack of exercise until it dawned on me: I am busy--and busy burns calories!

So, in the spirit of holiday giving, I joyfully offer my gift to you: The Holiday Equivalents Chart. By my calculations, and according to this Official Chart, I can indulge in the many flavors of Christmas without loosening my belt even a tiny bit. And so, my friends, can you.

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Hi Julie, I'm so glad to know that there is a benefit to all of the craziness of decorating! Now I don't feel so bad that I've had leftover red velvet cake for three days in a row! I'll have to send this to my sister, it will give both of us great comfort during this next month!! Thanks, and please pass those red & green m&m's.Debra