Because metyldapryde and so_zanie did this, I must follow. How can I not follow the footsteps of such intelligent ladies? It was either this, or actually test the new system interface... :P

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1.Your Name:

A deity; the best person to be in your corner; unlimited power and potential; a muse; someone that can change your life. Someone that takes your side even when you're wrong; soulmate; kismet; fortuitous; serendipity

2. Your Age:

#1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50.

3. A Friend:

A young child (male or female) that is clearly more intelligent than those responsible for them, typically the parents, but also teachers, coaches, babysitters, etc.

4. What Should you be doing?

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.

5. Favorite color:

Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

6. Hometown:

Many of the caucasion teenagers here think they are cool, and hard- but they are neither. Hyde park kids live in places like Clinton Corners and Staatsburg. Hyde park kids are not cool, and definitely not hard. They tend to only fight in groups. Most of these kids drive sooped up hondas that are still slow.

7. Month you were born:

cool; sexy; hot

8. Last person you talked to:

A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.

9. Your nickname:

Rom nomad. Sometimes considered a derogatory term.

--Some of these answers make perilously too much sense. Alas, my randomness is covered in order. I swoon.