Just Stay In Bed, You Fat Fuck

This fat, lazy pile of lard has all she needs to stay on the path to an early death. Her laptop, remote, and phone are all within reach, but her big, fat ass isn't, and she depends on some poor person to wipe it. Also, I see a plate of food nearby, but it looks like vegetables, so it must not be hers. Probably her ass wiper's.

shes so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone!.....shes so fat, i gotta roll the bitch in flour just to find the wet spot...... shes so fat she got her own congress.... shes so fat she fell off both sides of the bed...shes so fat she gave herself a group hug.... shes so fat when she stepped on the scales it said , one at a time please.... she was walkin down the beach one day, sat down , got up , walked a 100 yards before she realized she had a thin man wedged between her ass cheeks