Topanga: What is this for?Riley: I get up in the morning and you're already up. I go to sleep, you're still up. There's food on the table. Clean clothes. You take us where we need to go. You have a job and you still make time to take care of me and Auggie. And I know now that may not be so easy. So if I've forgotten to say thank you, I'm saying it now. Thank you. Oh, and you too, dad.

Riley: Do you remember your first date with dad?Topanga: Aww, we were two years old and we played in the playground. No, we were eight and we caught fireflies. No, we were in sixth grade and we kissed against the lockers. No, we threw socks into a laundry basket. No, fell into a llama pen at the zoo. No, that was his first date with Shawn.

Farkle: School dance. I'm going to put you down for dance numbers one through all of them. We will alternate. You and me. Me and you. When you are not dancing with me, you may not dance with anyone else. You may sit and wait until you dance with me again.

Riley: Oh, mom, you should never assume. Didn't dad teach you that?Maya: Yeah, don't you get the home versions of these lessons? You're married to the guy.Topanga: Of course I do, there's just so many of them. Oh no, I married Feeny!