John Mayer: I Write a Lot of Dirty Text Messages to Girls

John Mayer is happy to admit he sends the ladies in his life some fairly adult material via text message, but the difference between him and shamed golfer Tiger Woods? The guitar player isn’t the one with a wife.

“No. Tiger Woods’ problems come from him being married. The end. It has nothing to do with control,” John told the UK’s Independent newspaper. “If Tiger Woods was a single guy, what sort of angle would there be to a text message?

“Why? Because if a girl brought a dirty text message from me to the newspapers, they’d say, ‘I don’t have an angle here. Someone wants to wear your a** like a hat? Big deal. He’s 32 years old. He’s a single guy. If John Mayer has a wife and sends dirty texts, then we got a story.’ And that’s why I won’t do that.”

“When I get married, that’s gonna be my vows, ‘Do you, John Mayer, take this woman to have and to hold, to wear her a** like headgear?’ Yes, I do – you’re the one whose a** I wanna wear like a hat for the rest of my life.”