OSHA was "shocked and horrified" to learn of quality control workers at bullet-proof vest manufacturers who were taking hundreds of bullets in a shift with nothing to protect their ears from the loud blast of the gunfire.
"We saw many pictures where management is wearing ear protection as they fire bullets into the vest of an employee with no ear protection," said OSHA case … [Read more...]

"Amish Women Calendar" will be available despite an attempt by elders to block what they called "a desperate pimping of our next generation for cash". The calendar is meant to replace lost revenue from declining butter sales.

An Amish Elder vote on Saturday made it official: the 2018 Amish Women Calendar will be available sometime next week, according to Elder Jacob Render of the local Amish group.
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2018 Amish Women Calendar
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Ellen DeGeneres stood back and laughed as Chippendales dancers were groped by powerful women and then forced to touch them erotically. Or that's how some people saw it.
"I couldn't believe she [Ellen] was just standing there and laughing while I was being groped by this married woman," a Chippendales dancer who didn't want to give his name (lest he lose future work) said. … [Read more...]

Sporting his cute outfit that came with a nifty pocketbook pistol, Roy Moore took to the stage wagging his pistol with so much femininity one had to wonder whether it was all an act to convince his audience that this girly-man was harmless, even with a gun.
And it may very well have been an act.
Judge Roy Moore, who now has nine women accusing him of sexual improprieties … [Read more...]

Koko, the gorilla famous for her sign communication skills and her relationship with comedian Robin Williams, joined the "me too" movement yesterday by announcing that she, too, had been sexually assaulted "three times last night and twice this morning" by a banana.
While Koko's vocabulary was unfamiliar with sexual harassment terms, she impressed animal behavior experts … [Read more...]

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