The man from Paint Creek, Texas, tossed his hat in the ring on Saturday. Rick Perry is officially a candidate for President of the United States.

Obama’s White House, anticipating Perry’s cowboy boot on Obama’s posterior bottom side every step of the way to the General Election, shot back with a volley of Liberal insults directed at Perry. Obama spokespersons began chastising Perry for his logical insistence that both tax cuts and spending cuts are needed to fix our nation’s economic woes.