Spoiling The MTV Movie Awards

Here's the rundown of everything that seems to have happened this weekend at the MTV Movie Awards - an event the non-music network gratingly refers to as "the wackiest award show around." It doesn't air until June 9th, but, I mean, you're not gonna watch it anyway, right?

Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy and Anthony Michael Hall showed up to recieve a "20th anniversary tribute" award to their 1985 masterpiece, The Breakfast Club. Conspicuously absent: Emilio Estevez and Judd Nelson, who were seen that night at Jumbo's Clown Room spreading around Suddenly Susan money and cursing the double-edged sword that was The Mighty Ducks.

Katie Holmes Dallas-ed up her hair to present her boyfriend with a Lifetime Acheivement Award. Insert joke about Tom giving *her* the lifetime acheivement award when he takes her virginity ... here.