Applejack Facts

Applejack needs to be very gentle when applebucking so as not to uproot the trees.

When King Kong climbed the Equine State Building in Manehattan, Applejack was called in. She bucked him off.

When Cerberus naps, Applejack guards Tartarus for him.

Among the critters Applejack and Winona have successfully herded are cats, bats, elephants, dragons, velociraptors, displacer beasts, and wildfires.

Applejack doesn't need hands or magic to get her ribbons on in the morning. She just gives them a stern look and they pop right on.

Applejack once brought her hooves to a magic fight. She won.

Applejack beat Annie Oakley in a sharpshooting contest in which Oakley used a rifle and Applejack spat watermelon seeds.

Applejack doesn't swat mosquitoes. She lassos them.

It is rumored that cider runs through Applejack's veins. But nopony is sure. Applejack has never bled.*

Applejack would've become president of Equestria before Apple Bloom, but she was disqualified from politics for her honesty.

The term "Protestant work ethic" is a corruption of "pony work ethic". Max Weber coined it after a layover in Ponyville during which he met a certain orange earth pony.

Applejack works 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, 366 days a year (367 on leap years).

Applejack never sleeps. She helps Luna with her gardening.

Applejack's performances are not shown in "The Last Roundup" as a cost-saving measure. Making it look like Applejack had lost a rodeo would've required the most expensive special effects in TV history.

With Applejack's help, ponies near the South Pole started a successful farm on a glacier.

Applejack cares about the environment. Her truck runs on zap apples. The exhaust pipe emits only the aroma of freshly baked apple pies.

Applejack once won a blue ribbon in a pumpkin-pie bakeoff with an apple pie.

The strategic cider reserve that the Apple family donated to Canterlot sustained the populace during a protracted changeling siege.

Applejack built a working replica of the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 entirely out of apple-tree bark and knee grease. She'd be using it now if it weren't for Flim and Flam's patent.

The chief difference between Jappleack and Applejack is that Applejack doesn't start hallucinating after eating a mere two tubs of apples.

Some ponies can count to potato, and some clever ones can even count to apple, but only Applejack can count to apple starting from 1.

One day, an apple fell from a tree and hit Applejack on the head. This lead to her discovery of general relativity.

After a moment's inspection of the stem or a scrap of skin of an apple, Applejack can deduce its cultivar, the age of the tree from which it was bucked, who ate it, and the cutie mark of the damsire of the pony who planted the tree. The first thing new members of the Equestrian mafia learn is to never, ever eat an apple.

Applejack, Big Mac, and Apple Bloom never had equine parents. They grew from zap-apple seeds planted by Granny Smith. Bloomberg is their nephew.

Applejack and Big Mac briefly played in a band called Pomaceous D under the stage names Best Pome and Whopper.

When asked why there are so few episodes featuring her, Applejack replied "Shoot, I'm tryin' to run a farm with only one other good foursome of hooves to help and savin' Equestria on the side, and you want me to show up more on a fillies' show?"

In order to understand Applejack, you just have to look at her name. "Applejack", which is made up of two words "App" and "Lejack". What do these words mean? No one knows, it's a mystery. And so is Applejack.

I heard that Applejack was eating at this diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon Applejack killed the whole town.

Applejack also stars in an ensemble cast television show My Huge Apple: Apples is Apples.

Applejack killed her sensei in a duel and she never said why.

Applejack grows a new ring every year, so you can tell how old she is by cutting her in half (NOT RECOMMENDED).

You really have to work to earn Applejack's respect. In fact, you may have to get down into the dirt and beg for it.

Yes, I accept all blame for these things. Something odd inspired me; I don't remember what. But it seems fitting to write Chuck Norris facts for a cowpony considering that Chuck Norris facts are just tall tales for the age of the intertubes.

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