Also, now I look like an idiot. Not because I meant to say "be" instead of "me", but because I read the other comments on this site and realized that other people discovered the double meaning long before me.

I'm extremely angered. Everyone who downvoted because "durr it's Ununseptium" were frustrating me. I figured the table could have had dual names: that your iamge of the table was either older or newer than what they were looking at.
I have yet to find any search results for "Enedium" on google or anywhere else. Wiki's article on Ununseptium offers no other names either. So, thanks for the awesome joke, but it's a fraud, so I'm pissed. 1'd.