He prescribes a heroic cure - six pints of brandy per day. Water is not an option as it is the evil substance that has given me this frigid disease in the first place. The solution lies in the warming arms of Madame Brandewijn. » More

So the Conservative lead government have an answer to the great British problem of binge drinking. This masterstroke is supposedly encouraged by the previous Labour Government’s policy of late licenses, which, ironically, was initially seen as a solution in itself. » More