A) She probably wouldn't realize that after going to a 6 course meal with her hubby that she shouldn't take it in that hole.
B) Having probably done it a handful of times in their life I'd worry about their "control."

Yes and practice makes perfect. So like I said, as a whole I don't trust many women to take it in the butt. While there may be some anal fiends out there, for the most part I'm sure a majority of the female population is an "Anniversary Anal."

Yes and practice makes perfect. So like I said, as a whole I don't trust many women to take it in the butt. While there may be some anal fiends out there, for the most part I'm sure a majority of the female population is an "Anniversary Anal." You sound defensive, am I insulting your wife's talent?

A client of mine had a birthday last friday. Her and her husbands birthdays are a week apart, and I forgot whose bday is was so when I saw her, I said "Happy birthday Rich!" (her husbands name) She looked at me awkwardly and said that today was her birthday, her husbands was last week. Strike one. To improve her mood I told her that I'd guess her age- I was positive she was 37-38 so I said "You areeeeeeee... 35?" She looked at me again and said "No, I'm turning 32." Awkward, strike 2 and 3. She said, "Normally you subtract 5 years from the age you think they are." I figured it would be a bad idea to tell her that I already did.