3.01.2009

seated around a table in the posh faculty club with fellow academics, and a couple of glasses of wine under my belt which contributed to my deluded sense of conviviality, i turned to our esteemed seminar leader, a very well known and extremely successful professor for whom i have boundless respect and said to her in an attempt at light conversational banter, "i think mormons are totally crazy!"

she gave me a pained look at which point i said, "i suppose i shouldn't say that." and instead of calling me out as the bigot that i am, she just nodded uncomfortably. i think it's safe to say my respect for is unrequited...

the pump and dump

this is the blog for the times you meant to say "shut up" but you somehow say "fuck you bitch!" instead. with the hope that a negative action can be turned into a positive reaction, here's to banking on the possibilities of reform, rehabilitation, and self-transformation.