This happens to me all the time with my dang animals. They are so animalistic of the music kind. My ears bleed and the neighbor dogs go hog wild.. and then we have this. A dog trying to get an audition for American Idol and I am now $5,000.00 knee deep in expenses for grooming and ball tucking. The procedure to pin back this dogs ear's is worse than Hei […]

Well every time I have think I have seen it all, a hairy bear tells me different. If you told me a bear shits in the woods ONLY I would normally believe you but somehow I think now that Bears shits in toilets and wanted a bidet to get all fresh like the rest of us. This bear waves so frantically at the passer byes and I want to have spa time with this bear. […]

Who hasn't thought about waving around a dead friend partying all night until he turns blue while we all get our drink on while toasting our friend? NOT ME!! Who does this shit? Unless I was on many hits of acid that I saw cola's all through the night and vision of me dancing with this stiff? Hope I didn't make out with this stiff. Less more?I […]

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8 pm Eastern

Best Ever: Log Homes | HGTV

Log homes of all types and sizes are toured, including ones with their own basketball courts, bowling alleys and elevators. In addition, there are wooden abodes with spinning beds and fossilized floors.

Fashion Star | NBC Showstoppers

Season 2 opens with aspiring designers creating a “showstopping” look and braving their inaugural runway show. Louise Roe is the new host. Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and John Varvatos return as mentors.

Four Weddings | TLC …and Dueling Peacocks

A jungle-theme brunch with monkeys; a bride with a much younger groom; a bride’s dress that’s augmented by a red-and-black color scheme; a bride with a fondness for peacocks.

Gold Rush: The Dirt – Porcupine Boys | DSC

Executive producer Christo Doyle interviews Parker and Fred.

Kitchen Nightmares | FOX Mill Street Bistro Bar, Part Two

Conclusion. Chef Ramsay continues his work at the Mill Street Bistro Bar in Ohio, trying to get the obstinate owner to make a major attitude adjustment.

Nikita and Amanda are captured by Stefan’s bodyguard and are forced to work together to escape. Meanwhile, Owen becomes furious with Michael, after Michael assigns Alex to be Nikita’s backup instead of him.

The Wrath of Cain | SHOe

Criminal kingpin Miles “Cain” Skinner (Ving Rhames) is incarcerated in the same penitentiary as his lifelong nemesis Redfoot, which leads to his violent past returning with a vengeance.

Undercover Boss | CBS Squaw Valley

Andy Wirth, president and CEO of Squaw Valley and Alpine Meadows, works undercover at his ski resorts.

8:30 pm Eastern

Zuri trades a cherished toy that Jessie gave her to a collector, but then she tries to get it back. Meanwhile, Luke and Emma attempt to teach Bertram how to dance.

Malibu Country | ABC | starts at: 8:31 Marriage, Malibu Style

Kim’s husband greets Reba with a kiss that was a tad too friendly, and she wrestles with whether to tell Kim; Lillie Mae finds a nude beach and finds herself in terrible pain when she gets sunburned all over her body. Later, Geoffrey urges Reba to be more personal and honest in her songs; and June crosses a line when she invites Sage into her bedroom for some fashion advice.

9 pm Eastern

Cult | CW Being Billy

Jeff encounters a surprise visitor in Nate’s apartment. Meanwhile, E.J. uncovers a cryptic e-mail that was sent by Nate; and Kelly confronts Billy.

Extreme Homes | HGTV

A tree house that resembles an eyeball is featured.

Golden Boy | CBS Young Guns

Clark and Owen investigate the murder of a gang member at a housing development, where a teen was also injured; and Arroyo threatens to go public with evidence that Clark gave a criminal informant confiscated money.

Grimm | NBC Face Off

While struggling to process the truth about Juliette and Renard, Nick is called to investigate his own crime. Elsewhere, Renard finds Nick’s trailer and forms a new alliance; Monroe tells Nick that he can help with Juliette; and Wu responds to a shooting at Nick’s house.

Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta | TLC Good News, Bad News

In the Season 5 premiere, ABC News correspondent Linsey Davis comes to the salon with an entourage, but no one can agree on which dress to “say yes” to. Meanwhile, a bride can’t decide on a princess dress.

Secrets of Hollywood’s Hottest | E!

A look at what celebrities are doing to stay in shape includes the biggest trends in workouts, diets and cosmetic surgery.

Shark Tank | ABC

A former rodeo rider talks up his workout program; a couple from Narberth, Pa., have an idea for disco parties for kids; and two friends pitch what they claim is a damage-proof case for cell phones. Also: an update on the Painted Pretzel, an Arizona-based business invested in by Mark during Season 3.

Spartacus: War of the Damned | STARZ Spoils of War

Crassus attacks the rebel-occupied city, while Gannicus is trapped behind enemy lines. Meanwhile, Crassus orders Tiberius to arrange a celebration for a man he loathes.

The Greatest | VH1 100 Sexiest Artists

Part 4 of 5. Sexy music stars are ranked in a countdown. Stevie Ryan hosts.

Touch | FOX Broken

Lucy loses her cool after three years of searching for Amelia and considers a risky proposition from Calvin. Meanwhile, Martin and Jake try to find Lucy with help from Trevor at Breakwire; and Guillermo has a life-changing encounter in the Arizona desert.

Yukon Men | DSC Hell Freezes Over

Tempers flare as the villagers prepare for winter.

9:30 pm Eastern

Game of Thrones: A Gathering Storm | HBOe | starts at: 9:45

A look at Season 2 of “Game of Thrones,” which begins its third season March 31, 2013.

Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta | TLC Rockin’ the Runway

A young widow weds again after winning a contest to get married on stage at a Train concert; a first-time bride has a difficult time choosing a dress.

Danny pursues a pair of “Bonnie and Clyde” bank robbers who injured a bystander and snatched an off-duty cop’s gun. Elsewhere, Frank ponders dating an acquaintance of Erin’s.

Fashion Police | E!

Alyssa Milano and Georgina Bloomberg are on the guest list.

Grumpier Old Men | TVGN

Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau star as two old rivals preparing for the wedding of their children. The actors are in top form, but this is merely a rehash of the first film. Ann-Margret also stars. Lemmon and Matthau’s sixth on-screen pairing.