The Chain Letter

Dear Friend,

This chain letter started in Reno in the hope of bringing relief and
happiness to tired businessmen. Unlike most chain letters, this does not cost any money.
Simply send a copy of this letter to five of your businessmen friends who are equally
tired. Then bundle up your wife and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of
the list, and add your name to the bottom of it.

When your name comes to the
top of the list, you will receive 16,487 women, and some of them will be
"dandies".

Have Faith "DON'T
BREAK THE CHAIN!!!!". One man broke the chain and got his wife back.

Sincerely,

A Tired Businessman

P. S. At this date of
writing, a friend has received 356 women. They buried him yesterday, and everyone said he
had a smile on his face for the first time in Years.