Ralph, your humor has no end! Thank goodness Sonic & Samantha are not good sales-cats, they’d be lost with out you. The answer to the question on this end, I’m an old antique wreck, so no for sale sign here! Hope you have a wonder-filled week! Chryssa (aka Christine)

Hi Sylvia 😀 My cats are beginning to accept other humans now instead of hiding under the sheets when I have visitors. So they may have to get used to sharing if a miracle happens.
Is blogging easy then ? 😉
Ralph xox ❤

You could always try and sell the cats…. if you are desperate hehe, and you come as their pet with them as an added bonus … because they need you and your lap. ( the sheep in the high heels is quite attractive 😉 … )

Great ideas Julie ! I thought about a yard sale, garage sale or boot sale, but living in an apartment 3 floors up I don’t think they’ll work somehow.
Sorry I haven’t answered this quickly, but I spent all yesterday on the Costa del Sol, not sunbathing, but droll things like the bank, lawyer and cafes 😀 Ralph xox ❤

As always you are so funny dear Ralph 🙂 I love your conversation with your clever cats 🙂 But I don’t think that they woud like to share you with anyone!!!!! Sheep made me laugh… I am sure you are not looking for in the right place, right time 🙂 My best wishes, have a nice new week, Thank you, love, nia

I remember being single. I rather liked it. 😉 Any single woman would have to be nuts not to pay millions for a sweetheart like you. I’m sure the right one for you is out there somewhere–maybe she’s too shy to come out from under the bed. 😀 Love you, Ralphie, and sending mega HUGS your way. Hope you have a fantabulous week, my friend. ❤ ❤

Hi Elizabeth. Most of the time I like being single, but there are many times when I yearn, yes yearn, for female company (not sheep). I checked for that shy millionairess under my bed. Nope ! Just cat toys 😦
Love you back with mega-hugs. Ralph xoxox ❤

What a brilliant idea dear friend. I am going to Gibraltar by train tomorrow. I can just imagine what the Spanish on the train will make of that mad Englishman who they don’t understand 😉 lol Ralph xox ❤

Hi Ralph, you must be feeling better if you missing some company. That’s a positive.
It must be pretty nice there in the winter. I would put an add in your home town paper in Endland and offer a one week “get away” from winter to senior women ( no strings attached). I wouldn’t make it free because people don’t appreciate something if you just give it away. Just charge enough to cover the food and one or two meals out. Give her your room and you sleep on the couch. That way you would have the opportunity to meet and get to know someone and if it works out – that would be great. If it doesn’t work out – it would only be for a week. You might have some interesting guests and just might meet someone special.
Leslie

This sounds entirely like me trying to look at dating again, which I am not planning on doing…but I think offering myself up for sale (NOT THAT WAY) may work…until I have to start marking myself down to clearance prices 😀

Cute! Ha ha. And to answer your question, actually, I’d join an organization with like-minded folks to meet someone who shared my interests. That way you could at least meet someone you have something in common with.

Well, I could just go outside of my home & stand on the street. I’d be bought up quite quickly, but then I live in a major metropolitan city.
I would suggest you move to a big city to market yourself, but I’m worried you would be arrested for having 2 cats. We have very strict cat licensing laws in Toronto.
Ralph, you are adorable! Much love, Resa xoxo ❤ <#

I know what you mean about being an ‘antique thingy’, Ralph. It comes to us all, I’m afraid. The idea is to ‘think young’ -which I’m sure you do! How else would you come up with pics of sheep in pink shoes? LOL Perhaps online dating’s the way you should go – depending on how brave you are! If it were me, I’d chicken out at that one. I’m so glad Sonic and Samantha have your best interests at heart. Love to you all out there in lovely Andalusia. 🙂

No, no, no, no. No more online dating for me after a 41 year old Texan gal turned out to be a huge hairy Nigerian thief. I hope Karma is paying him back big time !
Yes. I think the cats do look after me.
Have a lovely week Millie. Ralph xox ❤

Soon very funny!! You always make me laugh Ralph. You are a superstar. I couldn’t help but try to see what was on the TV screen in some of the photos. I always end up looking at the wrong thing, or interpreting it differently.

Hi Sandra. Thank you so much !
The programmes are on Sky. The old satellite still shows a few channels, but all the major ones have gone over to the new satellite which we can’t get in Southern Spain.
The 2 programmes that were on in these photos were >>>

Don’t sell yourself short Ralph. You’re a wonderful person, your cats love you, and so do all your friends here and there. When the timing is right, you’ll meet someone. Don’t MAKE it happen, LET it happen. ❤

OMG – it has come to that now! I remain puzzled what is with ladies (two-legged ones that is -:)) over in Spain that they continue to live oblivious to the fact that a great British Gentleman is not only in their midst but available too … wonders never cease! Must be something to do with uninspiring euro!

Hi Janice and hello 😀
Nooooo ! Two cats are more than enough. I might be able to squeeze…..in a woman though 🙄
It’s lovely to meet you too and thank you so much for commenting.
That’s what I enjoy; the comments and friends built up over the years.
Have a lovely Sunday my new friend.
Ralph xox ❤

Very good! Is the product “Ralph” available on the high street, Amazingzon, Etsy or eBay.
If Amazingzon is he available on Prime for next day delivery? Is he dispatched by drone? Finally if I am not entirely satisfied I assume there is a cooling off period for distance selling and the possibility of a full refund?
Your post has made me smile… TTS x

For 2nd hand maybe you should try eBay. If you set the starting bid at 99p (in €) and offered free P&P you could be selling at a loss, but beware they are supposed to have improved the protection for buyers… But Etsy is pretty good for a unique one off item xx

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