SELL! SELL! SELL! BUY! So somebody just sent me this blogging hat in the mail. Straight fire. I can’t blog without it now. I won’t. I can’t. I honestly don’t even know how I survived this long without it.

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Somebody "just sent you that"? Motherfucker that shit has bird flu courtesy of K.O. Barstool.

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by rearender on November 9, 2012 at 9:55 am

The brim isn't big enough to keep your jew nose out of the sun.

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by tornopen on November 9, 2012 at 8:48 am

you look like dorky kid in Junior High dressing as LL Cool J for Halloween, circa 1994.

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by kingpin on November 9, 2012 at 8:23 am

Fresh as fuck…Free as fuck I think

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by monsterzero on November 9, 2012 at 8:08 am

the delete button's not on the table you dumb jew.

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by numero-two on November 9, 2012 at 7:30 am

Now I know why Tigers eat their young.

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by flapmonkey on November 9, 2012 at 12:31 am

I want to fight you right now. And Im a pussy so that's saying something.

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by on November 9, 2012 at 3:38 am

God luck with your kidneys working by the time youre 40

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by johnnybegood on November 8, 2012 at 9:59 pm

It looks like the lettering is already falling off/fading away. Quality item.

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by murray-chadwick on November 8, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Moguls don't shop at Marshall's......

That cockroach comment was fucking hilarious for some reason.

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by on November 9, 2012 at 2:50 am

Broughtery is back!! I mean beatstains is back! Fuckin faggot

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by on November 9, 2012 at 2:50 am

Broughtery is back!! I mean beatstains is back! Fuckin faggot

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by on November 9, 2012 at 2:03 am

Your shit is weak
Follow me @KingBlackDude

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by darthquider on November 8, 2012 at 8:28 pm

you are looking real cool. no joke. hail to the chief!!

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by yomikeya on November 8, 2012 at 7:46 pm

I love Barstool. I really do. But every time I have to take a glimpse of this piece of shit Portnoy trying to be cool I swear to god a little part of me dies. An ugly, old piece of shit like you should be happy with your "success" and stay out of the "spotlight."

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by on November 9, 2012 at 12:24 am

I love how Barstool HQ has the gritty ambience of a Chinatown porn theater's projection room. Fire up the blacklight for dried semen everywhere.

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by stinkfinger69 on November 8, 2012 at 7:18 pm

A mogul wouldn't be caught dead in that shithole office of yours. What are you doing with your finger - killing a cockroach?

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by bruinsrule1211 on November 8, 2012 at 6:57 pm

gay

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by ficken-die-hocker on November 8, 2012 at 6:47 pm

There's a metaphor in here somewhere. You can put lipstick on a pig... no wait that doesn't work Jews don't eat pork.

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by andersmb on November 8, 2012 at 6:41 pm

wearing a hat all the time makes you go bald quicker you putz

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by yourmothersawhore on November 8, 2012 at 6:37 pm

Do us all a favor and toss that hat into a brick oven while it's still on your head!

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by jclucca on November 8, 2012 at 6:24 pm

Is that the new Blackberry Bold? Fresh!

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by uncle-buttchucker on November 8, 2012 at 6:21 pm

You should get a blogging ski mask to hide that monster snout.

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by throw-the-jew-down-the-well on November 8, 2012 at 6:13 pm

Perfect hat to wear to the gas chamber Jew

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by dustman on November 8, 2012 at 6:10 pm

Haha you looks dumb

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by brougherty on November 8, 2012 at 6:04 pm

You should have gotten a blogging yamukah instead you hook-nosed kike. Miss me motherfucker?

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by bdemps15 on November 8, 2012 at 6:03 pm

Your nose would still get wet if you wore that in the rain.

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by stansitwell on November 8, 2012 at 5:59 pm

its a mogul hat, not a blogger hat

so should we expect like 3 posts a day while you try to sell BSS stock like Eduardo fucking Saverin?

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by sir-smoke-alot on November 8, 2012 at 5:51 pm

KFC's blogging fleece for the win.

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by kris10 on November 8, 2012 at 5:46 pm

or maybe turn all the lights out so we don't have to see it

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by falcon-boy-4-president on November 8, 2012 at 5:42 pm

why the fuck does it say howdy falcon boy in the upper right of my screen..we live in boston not texas

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by schrempfscampi on November 8, 2012 at 5:40 pm

You get a free bowl of soup with that hat?

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by slaphappy on November 8, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Great way to hide your bald spot, too.

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by kramerica-industries on November 8, 2012 at 5:37 pm

That's a huge hat, and your beak is still sticks out like a black person at a ski resort, you already got hair plugs, just get the nose job while you're at it.

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by on November 8, 2012 at 10:37 pm

Another brilliant technique to help hide your current hair transplant process.

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by crwnvic on November 8, 2012 at 5:36 pm

get your elbow off that laptop, the battery will fall out

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by mattsh20 on November 8, 2012 at 5:34 pm

I like how u still have that Dyson fan (which you got for free) that you said sucked like 3 years ago In your review. Jew city. If it's free it's for Portnoy.