Since the caption contests have been moved to the Competition Zone, I'll be taking the reins from Eagle and running the contests from now on.

The winner of the previous contest is JasClay101 for this Star Wars caption:

(04-04-2009, 08:43 PM)JasClay101 Wrote:
McCain (off screen): Your voters are weak, old governor.
Huckabee: You can't win McCain, if you defeat me now I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
(The crowd cheers!)

Obama (to reporter with glasses): Oh, here you go; your Bail-Out money... for being an UGLY YETI, and that cosmetic surgery you so desperately need.
Near-sighted Reporter: Gee, thanks Kobi Bryant, but I was wondering what you thought of your Lakers game tonight?
Obama: Er...no comment; but here's my phone number. Call me, and we'll talk about it "privately", babe.
Joe Biden: OY; you get ALL the chicks that way, Mr. President!

When I was young, I did a lot of stupid things.
Now that I'm much older and wiser... I'm REALLY "paying" for those "youthful indiscretions" I did so long ago!
If I had it all to do over again... I would, in a heartbeat - they were FUN!!!

Where ever you may be, that's where you are - you can never run away from yourself, so deal with it, and stop your whining!

When I was young, I did a lot of stupid things.
Now that I'm much older and wiser... I'm REALLY "paying" for those "youthful indiscretions" I did so long ago!
If I had it all to do over again... I would, in a heartbeat - they were FUN!!!

Where ever you may be, that's where you are - you can never run away from yourself, so deal with it, and stop your whining!