Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Whether Grinch or Who, everybody loves roast beast: Serve some (roast beef, that is) tonight topped with a Scallion-Caper Green Sauce. Accompany it with an Artichoke Heart and Radicchio Salad, in honor of the Grinch's heart, which grew three sizes upon figuring out the true meaning of Christmas.