I think you meant to write "who broke her jaw, and where do I send the medal?" If only more of the wacko loudmouths would be similarly silenced, at least until they lose their audiences...ahhh, what a glorious day that would be. In the meantime, this is a good start.

Mathematically impossible, of course. If Ann Coulter loses any additional mass, she will literally invert, passing through the event horizon and becoming the Infinite Everything that will engulf us all, leaving only the small sliver of air bubble that used to be Ann Coulter buried deep inside itself.

Christ centered world???I can't help but wonder what the 76% of the world's population that is not Christian must think of that concept. Ref.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Worldwide_percentage_of_Adherents_by_Religion.png

I love you too Bill - in a homosexual way because I believe God wants us to be free and happy which includes people who are gay. And Bill you didn't lose, we all won because Christ loves everyone regardless of color, belief, sex, or sexual orientation and we all have a place in heaven. Call me, you know my number

"Love the sinner and hate the sin." I'll never forget when Armstrong Williams and Senator Lott (#4 on my hero list behind Jesus, God and Toby Keith) spread the motto a few years back. BTW, I love you too Chez just like another son. P.S.: I'm worried that Kyle is getting into some weird activity in his room. He spends too much time with his buddy Wayne up there and I don't like the sounds I'm hearin'.

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