Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Go Comex with Lawrence and new reservist idea

Fuck, man. Dunno why this few days, my at home phone got this clicking sound. Also not very clear, the phone sometime sound like those radio when you adjust to no station. Cheebye, if continue like this, I going to complain the telephone company liao.

Lawrence always like to go the cheebye computer show. Singapore every year also got so many of this show, and all is the same one. It is like Sim Lim but they move their shop to Suntec and then the whole Singapore all go there to buy the same thing they can buy from Sim Lim.

How come all the PC show got those name with the X one? Comex, Sitex, Kotex!!!

I follow him to go the Comex show on Saturday, fucking hell! So many people! Car also jam, human also jam!! And many those computer guys who go this kind of thing smell like they never bath one! Nabei, want to go out shopping buy your computer thing bath before you go can? Aircon also no use! Mosquito fly in front of you also will choke and die ok?

Actually this is idea. Get all the smelly computer guy together, go people house their smell can kill the dengue mosquito.

In the end I wait for Lawrence at the Panasonic stall, because sometimes got sexy girls come out and dance on the stage. They wear the small small skirt and the small small top, and dance sexy sexy on the stage. I dunno what sexy dancing girl got to do with computer but nobody complain. We all just stand there and see. See until floppy also become hard disk.

When I go and find Lawrence (he lining up somewhere to sign some offer can get free playstation one), I walk past one guy and he said come come excuse me let me tell you how to get a free i-pot.

I ask him what is i-pot? He said is can play music one. Very good, from apple.

I thought got free thing maybe go and see, so I follow him. Then he start to talk about insurance thing. KNNBCCB! Bluff me what free i-pot! I told him to fuck off, and went back to look for Lawrence.

By the time we come out of the place, we also smell like those computer guys. I think worse, smell like reservist.

Today I saw newspaper got some MP who in charge of reservist welfare one (I think it is that 老处女 one) she say gahmen want to call soldier wife and family go his reservist in camp training. So maybe during the ICT, can let the wife and the children come and stay with their father in the camp!!!!

Chow chee bye! What is this Gahmen thinking?

Want to waste Singapore guys time not enough, now also want to waste his wife and his children time too?

The men morale not good, must call their wife come and sleep with them in the bunk is it? Scared they at night lonely and need to fuck, so during reservist also can do their "National Service" also ah?

Wa lao eh, what guy want their woman to come and see them during reservist?

The old virgin MP even say if children can see their daddy drive tank, so they will know how important is their father duty.

Fuck you understand!!!

I think the children will see their father most of the time sleep in the bunk, read newspaper, and go canteen break. Even those reservist got exercise one also dowan let their family see their father pang sai in the grass, and whole body sweat and mud, look like shit, smell like shit.

And if I got children, I also dowan them come to the camp see me drive tank. Wait got some reservist blur fuck accidently shoot live round from the MG on the tank or parking the tank reverse too fast langga people how? Army most dangerous weapon is not tank not gun, is the blur fuck with the tank and the gun, understand?

Somemore if the wife and family all come and stay, how is the men going to go Geylang to chiong? Reservist is the best time to go and chiong together with your army friend. ICT is not In Camp Training, ok? ICT is Insert Cheebye Training!!!!

Thats why Army always give the men condom when go oversea exercise. You think give them condom for what? Blow balloon have birthday party issit? The SAF condom is so that the men go and fuck some Taiwan mei mei won't kena some disease on their lan cheow and bring back to Singapore pass to other people ok?

You want to improve the men reservist welfare? Don't need to call their family come to the camp. Just don't call them go for so many cheebye ICT!!!

u are a real funny guy... keep it up....eh u sinle right?go date that blinkymummy lahprob u both can combine and make some good blog.."blinkyrock"but dun think she can tahan ur horse..prob see then faint..

Hahahhaa Totally agree with you ROCKSON.Army pple always damn boliao.Reservist this reservist that.Waste pple time,Everyone's trying hard to earn a living for the family and they even have to worry about reservist.KNMPCB!!!!

Haha ,sometimes I pity you for being so popular man.Thought "comment" was meant for ACTUALLY comments and appreciation. Since when has it started being who's number 1 or "yahoo..I'm no.10" kind of stuff? Is there a prize to be won?If so pls inform me so I'll take part on your next blog posting.Cheers mate.

Yo! Roxson! Very funny post. Make my day! As if we haven't pay enough tax. Now, gahmen wants us taxpayer to pay for food and lodging to the wives and kids to eat and stay in the camp. Watch out! They are always thinking of ways to make Singaporean pay for unnecessary things. Please!!!! Keep the wives and kids at home. What stupid idea of this woman to recommend something like that.

Rock you never fail to amuse me. You dun blame the old virgin lah because she not married, no children, no regular sex and no experience of married life so how does she know about our family life and our fucking life in NS. She just talk cock only lah. Keep rocking man.

Cheebye lah komendoh....people want to talk ...everybody like him tok...,you go and fuck him want to send him to new orlean for what fuck....he tok about reservist..cheebye where got 19 yr old go reserbist?Rockson, I think you should filter all those KNNCCBMFs that critisize you out of the comments area....Must do like gahmen...filter all critisims....show all nice nice ones...I read your blog...i so happy .. but got some cheebye farkers spoil myh modd when read them commenting about u...capped protuberance....cheebye so clever in your england dont come here lah...go and read some scholar blogs tok about dont like black or brown...only like yellow...dis one is for the bengs...and normal people one

Rockson, you friend friend hor, so must tell you about the clicking sound in your telephone. Not say I scare you, but maybe it's being tapped. Not the PUB water tap, but the ISD type tap. Better you cancel land line and use mobile. Also, must quickly buy up all the phone cards before the Wong Cunt Sing makes new IDA ruling that people who buy phone card must provide IC number one, like buying chewing gum. We know you not Al Qaeda terrorist, but the MIW very paranoid type.

Aiyah, sometimes i think some MP's really talk rubbish, allowing wife and children stay along during ICT reservice. This is not Incamp Community Training Mah. Maybe what the really idea was, all reservice wife's may cook for the reservice and save Govt. money, good idea.

And save Govt. condom too when wife are allowed the reservice to Taiwan or Brunei.

last post oso got one cheng hoo lan...tokin cock....den say he is patriotic....my foot KNNM. ever heard of freedom of speech or not...oni Sin city got OB(out-of-bound)markers...and must join political party b4 u can voice ur political opinions...wat tok them. more like tokin thru their arses.

What I feel about this new initiative is another importing of concept of fast food big giants like the big M, or the Swedish furniture superstore at Bukit Merah.

Case study #1: Fast food giants packaged junk food nicely with style that comes with …to start with, it came with toys, or convenient almost like lifestyle like drive thru’!!

Case study #2: Furniture superstore instill the importance and practical values of kitchen wares and utensils, so it got to start from young like…play with them first. So when my kids grow up, they will know where to buy their utensils.

With the above case studies, both serve the ideal of selling and branding.

From Case study #1: Maybe every reservist’s combat ration also comes with some toys (those born in mid 70s should know if they ever eat blue monster Mamee, it always came with some kinda of toys) …so when they were in the field with their children, they can eat combat ration with delight because there is something to look forward…surprise!!!...can give the parachute toy soldiers to childern, or even coupons that can exchange for war games.

From Case study #2: start play play with the above since young…but should provide more incentives….like giving away latest Xbox games…eg. Halo, Counterstrike, etc

For the spouse. they should be given digital camera, so that it feels like going for holiday…can take pictures with their hubby and children...maybe can have a cooking competition and provide their hubby with some great rewards after a hard day's toil in the soil.

What do you people say? I think this new initiative if taken from this approach, at least can be more fun….:P

The old virgin MP used to write very well when she was criticizing the establishment. But now her brains have gone to rot ever since she turned to sucking cocks and polishing balls to earn those lucrative directorships.

If u doolan Rockson, just conplain to the Police, say Rockson keep many neh neh photo at home. The police sure anyhow cheong to his house to investigate, becoz the Police say, once got complaint, must anyhow investigate, dun care got evident no evident, dun care good or bad.

If you saryang Rockson very much, also complain to the Police, say Rockson has put up a poster outside his house door, with word like "ALL FUCKERS WELCOME!" The Police sure also rush there one, becoz got conplaint, must investigate. They damn efficient one! Like that, your hero, Rockson, will become more famous liao!

wa lao arr.., if garmen reali wan to send family along for ICT, den suggest attach for Overseas Training only, so whole family can hv free tour mah.

Den for local ICT, instead of being loh boh,reading newspapers, canteen break,etc, den might as well out station from camp to home, only when got excerise, den call home for all NSmen to go bk camp.Dun forget the core duty of NSmen is to protect and guard our family,so by out station in home,we r oso serving our NS mah.

Just happened in Tawian yesterday that a tank ran over guy who was giving directions to the soldier in a tank. The tank driver accidentally hit reverse and accelerator and killed him. Your statement about the blur fuck with the tank and and gun is oh so true.

You want to meet the chio-est girl on earth? boobs bigger than normal girls.. feminine... tall... likes to go playground... desperately seeking love... wants to be released from her mundane life... rich... loves indoor activity... detests bright places.. loves the dark... does things according to mood.

Somehow I kinda agreed with you on the reservist thingy. While I won't say reservist is a waste of time, but reservist does create alot of inconveniences to most pple. Worse is most, if not all, of the unit officers always think pple kang, regardles whether it's true or not.

But at least soldiers now got a better life than my time, and mine is better than my parent generation. Maybe someday we don't have do recruit or do reservist anymore, coz wars can be completed withing few min of finger pressing - dead ray to xxx country, everything dies, game over, keke...

Rockson, now some fucker called eePhlegm Koy complain about you in today Straits Times Forum page trying to get Gavment and all the tichers to screw your ass.

Quick quick!! call up your super horsie for reservist action give that Phlegm (name for throat shit haha puuuuii!!) a good fuck so phlegm will so song until he sure forget to complaining again hahaha!!!

is it that stupid chee bye by the name of Ephraim Loy who wrote the Shitty Times? Ephraim listen up u KNNBCCB son of a dog-fcuked pariah bitch! I hope u kena dengue and spread to all your family members, u will survive but u witness them die one by one, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Same to that chee bye Ivan fuck-face who suggest u are a gahmen agent.

Last time the Wooden One (with the peanuts wife) demanded Phua Chu Kang attend BEST to upgrade his Singlish. Don't pray, pray, those clowns don't like your KNNBCCB language one bit at all. But we do! Ha!

This is getting interesting yet contradicting, in my heart felt opinion I felt blogging as part of the growth of culture in the making, very much like our society progress, culturally, artistically, and identity in making. Cultures; wherever it is, are made up of good as well as bad way of life, therefore becoming some kind of a melting pot. Remember the PLP incident, this much like a Taiwanese perspective of us; Sgporean…therefore they came up with this PLP pseudo nick to sarcastically insult and humiliate our Sg politicians.And honestly speaking, with abbreviations that are commonly used here like PIE, TPE, or CPF, etc….it is natural that our younger generations of Sgporeans uses such hokkien language abbreviations like KNN, CCB or Nabei…, don’t forget it is also the level of literacy, the appropriations of our system to be able to come to terms with such short forms that is recognized by only people from this dot of the world.I like to think that Rockson is a script writer, and he surly makes a good writer, an alternative writer who is passionate about life, who blogs in an interesting language that reached out to much audiences. I must apologize to Ephraim Loy, but I feel that you are overly concern, in which I feel that you should continue to do so by investing your time in your own blog, which is definitely a good one. Or perhaps you might try to win readers from this blog to those PLP of yours? What I am saying is why interfere this digital information freedom?

*Lastly…why don’t you Mind Your Own Language and work harder to get your blog url mention on Lime or the Teenage magazine with your all accessible connections.

OEI ROCKSON YOU FUCKING CHEEBYE, IF YOU SHUT DOWN YOUR BOLLOCK BECAUSE OF THAT AH GUA NAME E FRAME, I WILL FUCK YOUR BACKSIDE UNDERSTAND?

FOR NOW YOU JUST CONTINUE YOUR STYLE, DONT CHANGE ANYTHING, I CALL MY MEN TO FIND THAT E FRAME AH GUA AND WAIT FOR HIM AT HIS CHEEBYE SCHOOL AND MAKE HIM SAY SORRY TO EVERYBODY, IF NOT HE NO NEED TO COME BACK TO SINGAPORE ALREADY.

You, sir, are not a gentleman. If you thought that Rockson and Lime were at fault you should have had the decency to contact them personally and voiced your disagreement.

As one blogger to another, I think you owed at least that much to Rockson.

To go to a third party to try to garner public support is in this case a coward's way. If you believed that your position is true and right, you should stand by your convictions alone and not rely on public opinion.

If indeed you were worried that Rockson's blog would be a bad influence to the young, had you not by your actions drawn more attention to his blog?

I hope the feedback you received will make you reflect on your actions and your intentions.

People support this blog because it is one of the BEST!! If you think this is a blog which offends you because it is popular, then don't visit. If I am a coward, then we are of the same species, just that we do things differently. My English is not as good as you so I don't really go thru what you trying to hint me. Rockson can do whatever he likes and I can do whatever I like. By condemning someone's blog through the media and telling the whole world that we should learn from some sensible advice is absolutely absurb. It's like saying people in this world never heard the F word their life. Don't teach people what to do and mind own your business. Nobody owe each other.

cheyy..u think wifey wanna tag along to see their overweight hubby and their "buddies" reservist meh? tiu. who interested? you go do your ICT while wifey go become target practice with younger studs lah. so u see, idea no good for all parties.