The last Jew, the heavy, decides to forgo FedoNuker and instead attack NedoNuker.

However, he fails. I could probably insert a Silverdream-style racist joke but I won’t.

PedoNuker and Friends

NedoNuker headshots the Jewish heavy for that offense.

TIME-TRAVELING SUPER JEWS ELIMINATED

Meanwhile, FedoNuker starts hatching a plan to ally with the USA...

Unfortunately, he then realizes he can manifest himself only as his target’s most hated thing (aka heroic feat failed), so he turns into a phallic terrorist. He still tries to convince the USA, to predictable results.

Finally, PedoNuker runs over the cow with his tank (I didn’t understand “his own movement”. He would have never been able to trample the cow without using an action otherwise).

He then sets his anal disruptor to “lethal”, and attempts to take out beer-cart-man. Luckily, he fails.

Silvarians

The Silvarian tank fires up a rocket at its newly resurrected hero.

It achieves its goal, but more importantly ends up causing a shitton of collateral damage. (Also, it blew away the green vial, now it’s on top of the Super Jew fighter wreckage).

In particular, it fatally wounded beer-cart man, who with his dying breath attempts to complete the sacred beer ritual.

“Dammit” he exclaims as he realizes he summoned a walking sausage (hereby known by the name Congressman Anthony Wiener).

Wiener then walks through the wreckage, pondering how to carry on beer-cart man’s legacy.

Of course, the Silvarian tank thinks it can still do more, and unsuccessfully tries to destroy the USA tank.

In other news, the other infantry men combine fire in desperation, and manage to kill off PedoNuker, the Lost Emperor.

“I’ll be back” he whispers, before flying off into the mist.

The Silvarians then examine his remains.

“What does this do?” inquired a not-too-bright rifleman.

[size-150]Trattorian Armor Corps[/size]

The Trattorian STD, tired of looking weak while grinding down the Assyrian STD, decides to target something smaller.

*BOOM*

The size-9 cannon blows Lord Shadowscythe and his mech into high heaven. He were too close to the green vial.

SCYTHIANS ELIMINATED

Of course, it’s not done yet. The two size 4 secondary lasers aim...

...and prove that there’s no kill like overkill.

Also, the Armor Corps messages the Infantry and tell them to grab that vial.

Peaches

The peach stormtrooper attempts to kill the red beret, but is unsuccessful.

Then, like the cowardly and worthless peach he is, he takes refuge under a grilling station.

His comrade does the same, killing a Trattorian guard and hiding behind his desk.

Finally, the cow get’s up from underneath the tank and tries to meet up with the infantry (yes, the camera is focusing on the wrong thing, but you can see the cow in the background.)

Along the way, the cow get’s hungry and munches on the walking sausage.