Since we announce the Evil Parent Award on Monday night, all entries must be received and laughed at by Sunday night.

Competition is not limited to parenting – any display of Evil Genius will do – but parenting is a refined art, so Evil Genius Parenting gets more attention.

Also, you don’t have to be a parent. What’s the point of being an Evil Genius if you’re going around following rules all the time? Be awesome enough and we’ll just make you an honourary parent… you can adopt a minion, or something.

Only definite expectation – don’t go hurting people. I need able bodies to recruit for world domination. Zombies are a tad 2010.