Hate Mail

You must be pretty stupid to believe love is just a concept when all the psychological proof in the world proves it is real. I also say, here is evidence proving that God exists: In 2003, agnostic and Christian scientists and archaeologists found a series of stone tablets in a cave in a mountain in the Middle East. The had engravings written by Adam, Seth, Enoch, and other Biblical prophets. The writings of Adam dated back to around 2.5 million BC and told the story of creation and a series of other things which prove Mormonism right above all belief-systems. (Read the Book of Moses, Pearl of Great Price). The tablets and the writings in this book were almost identical, and were identical as far as prophesies and doctrine are concerned. Back then (around 2.5 million years ago), people lacked the ability to think creatively and understand “why”, and because of the function of their brains, it was impossible for them to, so Adam was not just making it up, and he was not making up something to explain “why” things were. Also, the writings were that of a completely sober man’s, so he was not high. This proves all Adam said to be true, so therefore God exists, and for your ignorant sake, Mormonism is correct. Also, if one of you people ever threatened to punch or hurt me or anyone else I care about because of our belief in God, I am a first-degree black belt in karate, so I would just shatter every bone in their nose and their lower jaw, and then they would be disfigured for about a month and a half like they deserve.

Let me begin by saying that you sound like a complete ass, which is no way to convince others that your beliefs make any sense at all. Even if every argument you make is completely irrefutable, writing like an abusive idiot is going to bias people against you.

Now that we have that out of the way, let’s look at your claims in more detail.

Starting with love: there is a whole range of emotions that we lump under the heading of “love”. Therefore, love is a concept used to group emotions. There is no such thing as love outside of emotion. Another hint that it is a concept. Please tell me where I’m wrong and I’ll happily change my opinion.

You’re going to have to give me a better reference for these tablets found in 2003. How are they listed in Wikipedia, for example? I’m also very interested to know how scientists translated a 2.5 million year old language.

I find it very unlikely that Mormonism is correct. Just the unlikelihood of Native Americans being descended from Israelites is enough, but some of the other archaeological information in the Joseph Smith’s revelations is equally dubious. I’m guessing that the ignorance is largely on your part.

I have never threatened violence against anyone for their religious beliefs. I’m very interested in your statement about exactly how you would injure people who tried to hurt you for your beliefs. I’m sure this is just what Jesus would have done, too.

To help me understand more about your beliefs as a Mormon, would you please show your letter and my response to your bishop or another high official at your temple and let me know what he thinks. I’d be very interested.

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First and foremost, anyone who ever mentions being able to kick someone’s ass with karate is a total chode. It’s a fact. It’s science.

“I also say, here is evidence proving that God exists: In 2003, agnostic and Christian scientists and archaeologists found a series of stone tablets in a cave in a mountain in the Middle East.”

It is ridiculous to even mention the theological preferences of the scientists who found this entirely made up piece of archeological evidence. The next time you randomly post fake shit to prove that something entirely non-existent exists, try leaving that out.

“Back then (around 2.5 million years ago), people lacked the ability to think creatively and understand “why”, and because of the function of their brains, it was impossible for them to, so Adam was not just making it up”

Get back honky cat, that’s a little too close to Darwin’s theory of evolution there. Albeit a completely unfounded and strange bastardization of the ideas of evolution. Or am I giving you a little too much credit and actually it’s part of your god’s plan was to start people off as unable to think critically, then randomly give people the ability to do so…possibly so his or her followers could make up crazy shit to post on the interwebs?

“Also, the writings were that of a completely sober man’s, so he was not high.”