The newest human barbie to emerge from the internet's shiny pink box is 16-year-old Lolita Richi (real name? no), a Ukranian teenager who says she's never had surgery and doesn't use photoshop. Oh, and she's never even heard of Valeria Lukyanova. Shots fired. (Also, she really does look like Barbie!)

America, meet Bunny Hunter! She's a rootin' tootin' (did I do that right?) country girl who prides herself on two things: looking like Barbie and making guns look good. And killing things. I guess that's three things. Four, if you count her collection of holsters for concealed weapons. Why isn't there ever a human…

For a long time Valeria Lukyanova has been the most famous of the human barbies, earning headline after headline for her outrageous behavior (doesn't eat, posts make-up less selfies!!!) and her archaic views on feminism and race. Now, former friend Alina Kovalevskaya is trying to steal the giant pink box for herself.

The last time we caught up with Valeria Lukyanova, the woman who has become famous for her quest to look like Barbie, she was feuding with human Ken and saying some pretty offensive shit about feminism and "race-mixing." Now, Lykyanova has made headlines again by posting makeup free selfies.

Valeria Lukyanova started the trend of young girls in Odessa turning themselves in walking, talking Barbie dolls, and now she has her own VICE documentary, Space Barbie. It's called that because she looks like she's made of plastic and thinks she's from outer space.

Well, this is hilarious. 21-year-old Valeriya Lukyanova, aka the leader of the growing Human Barbie army, might not be telling the truth about her plastic surgery. Or, her lack of plastic surgery, as it were. I'll give you a minute to pick your jaw up off the ground because I know, IT IS A SHOCKER.

If you stuffed your daughter's stocking with fattening peppermint candies and chocolate Santas this Christmas, you might want to reconsider whether you're really cut out for responsible parenting in light of the fact that Sarah Burge had the foresight to give her 7-year-old daughter the gift that will stave off any…

In the latest from Next Media Animation, Britain's Sarah Burge — aka the "Human Barbie" — is shown injecting her 15-year-old daughter with botox. Apparently, Burge has been moonlighting as a party-planner for a plastic surgery clinic who throws — what else — plastic surgery parties. We're imagining pinatas filled…

• Last year, Hannah Burge, then 15, became Britain's youngest Botox user when her mother, the "Human Barbie" and record-holder for most surgically altered, injected her with the toxin. "Appearance is important to me," Burge said. She continued: