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Bruno Tricks Israeli Secret Agent

8th July 2008

Bruno strikes again, this time he manages to fool a former Mossad (Israeli secret service) agent and a Palestinian political analyst into sitting down for an interview with him. This should be a hilarious scene in the Bruno Movie due for release summer 2009.

The Palestinian Ghassam Khalib and former Israeli spy Yossi Alpher agreed to be interviewed by Bruno for Austrian TV, a decision they would later regret.

Hamas or Hummus?

At the interview in the Holy city of Jerusalem Bruno dived straight in by wanting to debate the connection between Hamas and Hummus: "What's the connection between a political movement and food? Why hummus?"

Bruno added: "Yesterday I threw away my pitta bread because it was dripping hummus. And it's too high in carbohydrates." - one of his guests fell for his act and answered with: "Hamas is a Palestinian Islamist political movement. Hummus is a food."

After the guests tried to explain the Israel/Palestine conflict to Bruno, his response was: "Your conflict is not so bad. Jennifer-Angelina is worse."

Bruno's comments became stranger and stranger: "When will you Jews return the pyramids?", "Why don't you settle the conflict with a time share on the land?" and "Why can't Jews and Hindus get along?"

Finally, the former Israeli spy and Palestinian academic caught on to the Prank when Bruno asked them to "hold hands and sing a crazy song about the Middle East conflict".

If this Prank is for real then it could be the biggest Bruno Movie scene so far, if you want to know what Mossad are usually about read this.