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Adding to my totally undeserved Nobel Peace Prize, me, the big talking all promise messiah-like United States president, Barack Alabama, stuns you, The World, by becoming the next World Chess Champion.

Yes, you read that right.

"The World Chess Federation today announced that Burack Obama had become the world chess champion, nudging aside former undisputed champion Viswanathan Anand of India.

The news surprised some in the chess world, because Obama has never participated in tournament play. But FIDE officials said they felt certain Obama could become world champion if he ever decided to try.

Others were less surprised. Hungarian grandmaster Judit Polgar noted the world championship is just the latest in a string of triumphs for the American president."

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Thanks for the laugh. However, here are the facts:

“It is not the function of our government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error” – United States Supreme Court decision in American Communications Association v. Douds

“To stand in silence when they should be protesting makes cowards out of men.” – Abraham Lincoln

“The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.” -Thomas Jefferson

“It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.” – Robert F . Kennedy

“It does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people’s minds.” – Samuel Adams

“Liberty has never come from government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of government. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of government power, not the incr

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