Despite releasing yoga videos and preaching the joys of healthy living, she now has as much trouble hiking her trousers above her love-handles to avoid getting builder's bum as I have.

But that is all we have in common. Because while Geri, right, has been denying herself, I've been chewing the fat off steaks, scoffing roast potatoes and drinking litres of wine. Yet I've lost weight.

I am definitely sticking to my Seafood Diet - you know, the one where if you see food, you eat it.

an exercise in obfuscation. The fact is, as a nation we were never in direct danger from Saddam.

Yes, he was evil but he was not Dr Evil Ming, able to take over the world in 45 minutes.

Impeachment does sound silly.

But it keeps the pressure on us all to search for the missing facts that will prove, once and for all, the British Prime Minister and the US President lied to the world in order to start an

illegal war in the Gulf.

The ugly truth about Rooney's 'tart'

'Don't fancy yours much Wayne' was The Sun's headline over a photo of the latest prostitute allegedly used by footballer Wayne Rooney.

The paper's surprise that a prostitute looks haggard and old is pathetic in so many ways it's hard to know where to begin.

A recent study found more than 8,000 women working as prostitutes in London. The vast majority are forced to work in brutal conditions by gangs - kidnapped, beaten and given drugs so they can't escape.

The idea that 'tarts', as the Sun calls them, are beautiful sex addicts is damaging to the women and girls living as prisoners in our city centres.

It encourages lads like Rooney to use women like bits of meat with no care for the reality of their situation.