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stamp

this guy is either a fat ass, or a shrimp, why bother hauling him to the gym? let him be mediocre for the rest of his life. I check out the Chive for motivation, not how to shame

IllinoisChiver

Use a cattle prod next time.

ryan

this is probably the gayest thing thechive has ever posted

Billy Zane

Props to Nathan for trying to motivate a buddy to work out. We need more people like him to encourage fitness. And, props to Drew for being 1) original and 2) funny as shit. CHIVE ON!

Orla

I wana live with this guy he sounds funny!

Leroy Jenkins

These two have totally got to be gay. I'd tell my roomate to fuck off and that would be the end of it.

LutherChive

Haha the amount of people saying they must be fat or gay is funny. I'm friends with both Drew and his roommate, and firstly, they're not gay. Both have girlfriends. Secondly, he's not fat, just clever, which is a lot more than most of the people who have left comments on this would be able to say.

bob

You guys should at least give credit to the source: reddit.com

noegod

Such clever and awesomely funny ways of saying Fuck Off!

Jacki:)

Hahahaha that is awesome!!! Lmfao I'm honna start doing tht when I want to get out of something now lol good job drew! And Nate lol

Beef Shotgun

Well done Drew. It never ceases to amaze me how many people can bitch about something that is creative and funny. I was thoroughly entertained, thanks Chive!

PS – I don't post about things I don't find entertaining. Try that sometime, and get a life while you're at it!

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