air

Because of motorbike pollution, I have decided I am going to hire a personal assistant to help me breathe. Here is the ad I have posted on craigslist under labor gigs:
Personal assistant (aka air supplier) needed to continuously force breath into empty lungs with billows, balloons and other air pushing contraptions. If you have experience in this field, or even if you don't, please email me at the end of your next exhalation.