Guest Post: Uncle Sam Admits Monitoring You For These 377 Words

One of breakout standup routines from the late, great George Carlin was his 1972 monologue “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.” In the presence of polite company, I shall not repeat them… but rest assured, the routine is still hilarious to this day.

I wish I could say the same about the Department of Homeland Security… I wish I could say this is all a big joke… that the government’s “377 words you can never use online” is just some stupid comedy routine.

But it’s not. And you just can’t make this stuff.

After vigorous resistance, the Department of Homeland Security was finally forced into releasing it’s 2011 Analyst’s Desktop Binder. It’s a manual of sorts, teaching all the storm troopers who monitor our Internet activity all day which key words to look for.

Facebook, a.k.a. the US government’s domestic intelligence center, is the primary target for this monitoring… though it’s become clear so many times before that various departments, including the NSA and FBI, are monitoring online activity ranging from search terms to emails.

Domestic spying is typically denied in public and swept under the rug. After all, it’s legality has always been questionable… if not entirely Unconstitutional.

Yet month after month it seems, there is new legislation introduced to deprive Internet users of their privacy and make the open collection of data a natural part of the online landscape.

Homeland Security’s key word ‘hotlist’ is really no surprise… they’re just the ones to get caught.

So now we know, at least, what these goons are looking for. Sort of.

According to the manual, DHS breaks down its monitoring into a whopping 14 categories ranging from Health to Fire to Terrorism. It’s a testament to how bloated the department’s scope has become.

Afterwards there is a list of 377 of key terms to monitor, most of which are completely innocuous. Exercise. Cloud. Leak. Sick. Organization. Pork. Bridge. Smart. Tucson. Target. China. Social media.

Curiously, in its ‘Critical Information Requirements’, the manual decrees that analysts should also catalog items which may “reflect adversely on DHS and response activities.”

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"They talk about "rewards in the after life" when they want to remind everyone about the 70 virgins. And bombs are "servants of God" and acts of terror are "deeds worthy of the Prophet's approval, may Allah save him."

No...patsies talk like that. And not even the most hardcore Islamic radical retard is truly falling for that shit these days.

The real terrorists write their scripts and serve them up as 'triple agents' to be blood sacrificed and delivered to the bleating Sheeple masses by their MSM stooge minions as the threat du jour.

The list is the corral wall. Orwell's 'Newspeak' writ large by two-bit fascists that aren't that Big and ain't your Brother...

"Domestic spying is typically denied in public and swept under the rug. After all, it’s legality has always been questionable… if not entirely Unconstitutional."

Well. in the case of FarceBook, I don't think that any fourth amendment rules against illegal search and seizure need apply. How many people put their whole lives up on the interweb for all to see? The narcissism that made social networking popular is just unbelievable. I am old - so I just don't get it. Who cares what you are doing right now? Do you really think that the world revolves around YOU?

These are usually considered "Acts of God". I wasn't aware that Al Queda could cause these things. Perhaps they consider God to be a terrorist. I wonder whether they have Him on one of their watchlists.

To hell with the lot of their Neo-Stazi fear-mongering shitfest they call a so-called 'Government'.

We aren't afraid of your pitiful constructs 'Government'. Your time is up, we all know it, and even you should know it by now. Your petty facade of words and mental gimmicks is a global laughing-stock.

We will never accept that your rancid behaviour and putrid lie-making-to-deceive processes have a valid place or role in the course of waxing and wanning human civilisations.

The truth is that for humanity to survive and develop it's you who are the enemy, who must now be put away, like an old and unsatisfying tired toy or artefact, from an earlier phase of human developmental arrest.

Deal with it.

In an infinite cosmos the only thing that matters will have nothing whatever to do with that, and you have no hope of suppressing the clear material fact that we are actually intrinsically infinite life.

It is Life itself that is an emergent property of infinity.

And that Life will not allow you enslave it.

Deal with it

There is actually real-power and real-change in the realisation of this, and it is that which is going to be the end of you, and there is no spin and no ideology that can turn someone away from that.

On the contrary dumb-dumbs;

IT IS US, THE-INFINITE-ALIVE, THAT IS OBSERVING Y O U ... DEAR 'GOVERNEMENT'.

And this emergent-property-of-infinity, doesn't much like what you've been up to, thinks you are perverse and unworthy, recalcitrant, malignant, unreformable.

It's not us, the LIFE that is the problem here, it is in fact you, a mere failed dead concept that is the problem we are experiencing.

So LIFE going to see to it that REAL-POWER and REAL-CHANGE comes from us, and not from you.

Stick that in your keyword search filter ... and deal with it ... and yes, that was the verbalising of a mortal curse being laid upon you ... a real one ... Life is merciful, and it is about to have mercy on you.

I just had a slight "Explosion" between my cheeks. Could be "Radioactive" as I just ate some tuna. Excuse me as I SWAT a fly buzzing around my head. Do flys carry Salmonella? Smallpox? Just wondering.....

My name is Mara Salvatrucha Guzman. My friends call me "Pork". Firstly, I would like to say you are one handsome fella! I live in San Diego, but often visit El Paso to check on my meth lab. I had Subway for lunch and it now feels like a toxic brown out in the making. This morning I had to apply some blister agent to my mexicles because they burn from exposure to North Korea. I had to take some tamiflu this afternoon to help with the radiation from Japan and the failure of the world health organiztion to disclose anything about the contamination after the earthquake and tsunami disaster.

It is all so stupid , if you were a real criminal or terrorist you would probably use code words and perhaps even a language like esperanto for communications.....or some form of encryption.....or better yet not use any form of electronic communications...

In other news the Chinese gov't is considering giving travelers to the city of Beijing visaless travel up to 72 hours.

The oppressive communist regime has also issued guidelines on what they will censor on the web, opening up how the once secretive government looks at suppressing opinions that counters current Chinese party mandates, back to you Maria Bartiromo.

Everyone should copy that list of words and past it onto the end of every email that they send so that the feds servers become over loaded with information. Tat will pretty much make their day. Assholes......Oops is that on the list?

The entanglement I had with a poster this weekend still stands correct.. He will not survive. Nor will many that live in a cloud [oops, bad word] of frantic money bundlers who scam the system for their own power benefits. All parties in power repeat the same tactics to infuse fear by means of maintaining control.

Most Central Planners still look at a counterfeit currency as the motivation to succeed in life. Unbeknownst to the Central Planner soldiers, the career ladder is made of aluminum. That mentor they follow is watching you climb his/her ladder, to spread the agenda. If you fuck up, the battery and two connecting cables nestled out of sight will be attached to your aluminum career ladder. Guess what happens? Just make sure you’re debt free, that is the last chapter of their plan before extinction prevails.

Together we’ll get through this, choppy waves are ahead.. Calm waters shall prevail in the end.

I didn't see my favorite: remotely detonated munitions. Say hello without even being there. DHS & NSA have sophisticated filters to drill down into credible threats. But if they told us the details they would have to kill us.

Funny thing about the Bride of Christ, not the homosexual one of (Pandering Liar) Mystery POTUS, lol, she is awake and wedded to The Groom, the risen Mercy and foundation of our Father. The Word and Light, ''they'' (The Darkness In Contempt) are too fearful to even list, is The Word ''Truth'', the perfect risen image of the Son of Man defining (defense against contempt for the whole Truth, life etc...) agreemnet with the host of the whole sustaining law, lol. The Suicide Vampire Squid(s), (Legion) being fearful of the black hole in the mirror, the, uh hum, image of (their own judgment and claim of dominion) the beast. Lol, have accepted the masonry which has built the SkyNet Scrapers, and like the 911 report that omitted building 7, lol, have constructed their defense through wilfull slaughter and easily seen lies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH2LFZbw8qk

If you are not a threat to ''them'', for standing fast and doing no harm, lol, you may want to take a good long hard look into the mirror, and say the word's, ''I love the Truth'', a few times, then see how you feel. Lol. Fear not, comformation stands before you in the mirror. Don't be afraid, ah haa haa haaa, when you hear the knock at your door, that's just the sound of victory. Lol.

9/11 was the reichstag fire - created by the same nazis of 1933 - to justify this nazi organization.....9/11 and al qaeda are owned by the cia and their wall street overlords....terrorism is 100% cia....it is a total fraud....

Only 377 words? Fail. Must try harder. Must catch up with the oligarchs of Russia and the Politburo of China and the pretty lil scare pets inbetween in the EUSSR.

Let's get honest: there is no way that that bureaucrats can win in the uppity U.S., with its Constitutional 'right to bear arms', whereas the rest of the world is at the mercy of its oppressive lying cheating money master freak regimes.

377 lil words? Try that s$it in New England, and get your heads or money blown off. Same for you, ME f*wits, and your Western political whores, eg the Bilderberg Group and Trilateral Commission, pals of the House of Saud and Rothschild/Rockefeller freakonomics.

Kind of makes sense if you search for these words in combination. Sure NSA does the same with intercepted voice communications. 1,000 hackers hired could find more good stuff faster. Look at the job China is doing with industrial espionage and probably sabotage with 100,000.

Funny that in the 3-letter agencies' world, English may the lingua franca used by terrorists, drug traffickers and the like in their electronic communications. Not only plain good English, but corretly spelled key-words exactly matching their index.

If the terrorists are in case are native English speakers however, somebody like von Nothaus for instance, a different pictures emerges.