You don't get it, man. You're a second-class citizen here now. No one is going to waste their time fetching links you "demand" them to.

We get to define you now. If you want people to believe you're not an intellectually dishonest chump, link to every post you've ever made and we'll review when we get a chance. Maybe this year, maybe next, maybe later.

Until then, you will always be presumed wrong and dishonest, and attacks on you will always be presumed true. If you want to rage against your new reality on here, have fun... but it won't change.

we know it's hard to grapple with the irreversible fact that you're now and forever a human punching bag.

and we're sure it's really hard to be a middling-IQ striver who thinks you've accomplished something in life by becoming a dull, easily-replacable law drone getting scammed by NYC living costs and used by NYC tinder skanks... while you keep getting harsh reminders that you are and always will be a loser. you'll be reminded of it every day for the next eight years when you wake up with Trump as your President.

just let us know you're there. let us know you're ok. post some more fake imgurs of girls you wish you could have sex with. or fantasies about my life (which, by the way, is objectively better than yours by every metric that matters).

or whatever else to reassure those of us who will always be your superiors that you're not about to go on a killing spree.