T-pisode 35: Real Men Don’t…Vol. 1

There are a lot of things that douchebags and dudes without a backbone do that are stupid, pathetic and embarrassing that give real men like myself a bad reputation. Here is a list of some of the things real men don’t do. Argue with this list all you want. But real men don’t argue with this list.

See? Now you know why he’s an ex. Keep this list handy for the next one. 😉 And thanks for subscribing to everything. I’m following back on twitter. Lots of cool stuff on your blog. Have to check it all out!

That’s insane! Of course real men tweet. A real man didn’t give it that name that’s for sure though. A real man would’ve called it stab. Or bang. “I stabbed him on twitter” or “She’s constantly banging me on there” sounds much cooler.

No. I’m very right on that one. You can do a million better things that involve a woman, physical activity, making money, sports etc. that are better than playing video games. Once college stops, so do the video games brother.