Just the daily thoughts and gripes of a guy attempting to survive in America's heartland.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Bubba has a baby

A redneck, named Bubba, is drinking in a Topeka bar when he gets a call on
his cell phone. Bubba hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his girlfriend had produced a typical
redneck baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby
can weigh in at 25 pounds,but Bubba just shrugs, "That's about average back
home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Redneck kid."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many
exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy
pains.

Two weeks later Bubba returns to the bar. The bartender says,"Say
you're the father of that typical redneck baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much
does he weigh now?"
Proud Bubba answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The
bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious."What happened? He
already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

Bubba takes a long swig
of his Coors, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and
proudly says......
"We had him circumcised."