"Fireflies"

"Apple Pies"

The Lyrics

I AM BACK, with a parody of this indie song turned megahit DKTOS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw

We could not believe our eyesA table of apple piesAnd potatoes and some turkey

Now I might just break a chairBecause there's food everywhereEat all this foodHope I don;t get any stares

I'd like to make myself believeThat I'll get full real quicklyIt's hard to say if this food will just make me all drowsyNow could someone pass the green beans?

I;ll eat till I am a slugThanksgiving's my anti-drugI'll finish this if I get the chance

Im so stuffed I might look deadBut not like my uncle FredAnd other relatives that I just dread

We've got some leftover turkeyMashed potatoes, and green beansAte those and some cranberries and stuffingAnd now my pants are ripping at the seamsNow I feel obese

If this constipates me just a tad(Get some ex lax in here)Cowboys on, someone says romo's a hack(Blonde chicks been on his dick)Expired by end of the week(Cause Ill finish all this here)My belly's big just take a peek

We also had apple pieStop people as they tryTo take my food I say WHAT THE HELL?

I'm starting to look like MarsBathroom now smells bizarreThis was the best leftovers this far

Not tryin' make myself obeseLike Cartman or a GriffinIt's hard to say if Im gonna stay awake or fall asleep

After that apple pie and ice creamVanilla ya see

Go to the bathroom and relieveThanksgiving girth, real slowlyThanksgving food's just so great to eatLooks like it's gonna stay in my belly

Now I fall asleep

The table was turkey cityNow my stomach churns slowly

It's hard to say if bathroom or if I'm more hungryBlack Friday get a brand new pair of jeans

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Thanks! Yeah,eamtn to write this on that day too LOL. But yeah, For some reason I had the OS in my head then started singing the first tow lines ( was going tro be Pumpkin Pies but since I had appel pie this worked out ebtter), and started singing this in my head before I wrote it. If you think of the right lines, this isnt a hard OS to parody, and IMO, youre better off writing something new for every time he sings the chrous in the OS instead of copying and pasting.
For my fellow parodists here's some ideas for this
"Amish Guys"
"Redneck Guys"
"Cookin Fries"
"Fireflies (On my Food WTF?)"