Steven Gerrard has been arrested along with five other people on suspicion of an assault on a local club DJ because Gerrard wasn't allowed to have his favourite artists like Phil Collins and Coldplay played at the club...

Yes I know I was meant to resume next year, but I couldn't wait to release this one because it is a current problem that Robbie Keane isn't getting the chances to play for Liverpool that he deserves...

Spurs are now officially going to build a new stadium only a few metres south and to the right of the historic White Hart Lane stadium.However, Chairman Daniel Levy is going to be naming it after a sponsor...

This parody is a tribute to Chelsea's Russian billionaire owner -Roman Abramovich who proves himself to bea dedicated, Chelsea-loving Russian.My thanks go out to Willie Gannon who gave me the idea of writing a parody to this song...

It's me again with another parody.This time, I'm taking a swipe atthe big club owners of this country (if you can call it that).Abramovich, Abu Dhabi, Gaydamak and the like. Tune—"Hey Big Spender" from the musical Sweet Charity...

Manchester United got a dose of reality as they ended their trip to North London with a stalemate, which actually wasn't that stale. It was either team's game, but the players only had themselves to blame for not finishing the job...

I demand that Tottenham Hotspur sign Fraizer Campbell after the proposed loaning period of one measly season. Here's the story on him so far: Fraizer Lee Campbell was a complete unknown when he went to play at one of the most well known clubs in the world

This article is kind of directed at a fellow writer. A die-hard gooner who, as all other gooners, likes nothing more than to constantly have a pop at Spurs. Not naming names, although it does seem tempting...

Firstly, I'd like to thank Harry Redknapp for taking the team by the horns and giving them the confidence to not only thrash Dinamo Zagreb (let's be honest) 4-0 on Thursday, but to deservedly get a 2-1 win AWAY at Manchester City...

Both Arsenal and Spurs fans watched in disbelief as a 4-4 stale mate was grabbed in the last second by Spurs as part of yet another thrilling North London Derby.Spurs started brilliantly in the first half...

Spurs have finally secured a win in this season's Premier League. A convincing 2-0 victory over Bolton has lifted spirits all around and conveniently raises Spurs fans' hopes in the build-up to next week's clash with bitter rivals Arsenal...

Spurs have finally won a match. A convincing 2-0 win over Bolton Wanderers.This parody goes out to the squad. Should be remotely uplifting.Tune - "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor For months we were afraid, we were petrified...

Just doing my bit to lift Spurs' spirits a little.Tune: "Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down)" by Chumbawamba. Intro:(We'll be singing if we're not winning. We'll be singing.) Chorus (x2):We may be down, but we'll go up again...