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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people are demanding to see the recent individual I.Q. test results of all the members of the House of Representatives. The only information that’s been disclosed publicly without naming names, is that 58% of them could not pass a high school diploma equivalency exam, and 31% of their I.Q.s were in double digits. Under pressure for full disclosure, many of the House members state that it is pointless and a waste of time to focus on an elected official’s intelligence, while this country is approaching an important election year.