Should the OIL ever expand to a third conference, we'll have to think up 14 more unique franchise identities. Make that 13, as one lucky manager will take over the expansion franchise the Blue Falcons. For the uninitiated, a blue falcon is a euphemism for a "buddy f**ker" in Army slang. Until the OIL expands, we'll be keeping this franchise identity in our hip pocket.

Do you have any other ideas for expansion teams? Let us know. Visit our franchises page to see what already exists. Then visit our expansion page to submit your ideas.