Reasons to have a kid

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Cuz you want cute baby
You want a girl so you can buy them pretty dresses
Someone to be there when you are too old to walk to the bathroom
Someone to clean your house ahem I mean do chores
Someone to wash your car
When they get older they can get a job and pay your bills
You can send them off to fetch things like your purse or phone

Already lost me. Babies are never cute. Parents saying their babies are cute and the people that agree are a bunch of f**king liars.

Babies all look like weird animatronic dolls. With grosser smells.

You should have seen my baby. She stopped traffic. So many people commented on her cuteness one cashier says...you're so cute... and she at only 6 months says in this unimpressed voice "I know." Shocked the shit out of me. I almost dropped her.

I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.

Already lost me. Babies are never cute. Parents saying their babies are cute and the people that agree are a bunch of f**king liars.

Babies all look like weird animatronic dolls. With grosser smells.

You should have seen my baby. She stopped traffic. So many people commented on her cuteness one cashier says...you're so cute... and she at only 6 months says in this unimpressed voice "I know." Shocked the shit out of me. I almost dropped her.

Of course she is going to stop traffic, what kind of f**ked up asshole sees a kid on the street and just runs over it?
wtf were you at, letting your kid out in traffic, wtf is wrong with you?

Already lost me. Babies are never cute. Parents saying their babies are cute and the people that agree are a bunch of f**king liars.

Babies all look like weird animatronic dolls. With grosser smells.

You should have seen my baby. She stopped traffic. So many people commented on her cuteness one cashier says...you're so cute... and she at only 6 months says in this unimpressed voice "I know." Shocked the shit out of me. I almost dropped her.

Of course she is going to stop traffic, what kind of f**ked up asshole sees a kid on the street and just runs over it?
wtf were you at, letting your kid out in traffic, wtf is wrong with you?

Lol you're kinda funny.

I'm causing verbal murder in a major 3rd degree, my name is Beethoven motherfucker, maybe you've heard of me.