Miss Begotten is one of my pet names for myself, for Southern Gothic reasons best kept to myself. Miss Begotten tries to speak plainly, but sometimes she tends to babble -- parenthetically, of course. It's never my intention to offend (and usually that's true - except on those [maybe not so] rare occasions when I mean it very friggin' much) but it sometimes happens, so if you're unusually easily offended...

Monday, January 12, 2009

SOS

I felt like playing this song today because I spent the weekend hip-deep in dysfunctional drama and, today, I by-God need rescuing. Lord help me, sometimes crap just gets old, you know what I mean? Who do I see about trading in certain family members, clients, colleagues, and various and sundry other pesky persons? And while I'm at it, I'd like to see some action regarding abolishing Mondays. I think I'd be much happier if I didn't have to deal with Mondays in addition to everything else on my plate. Who'll step up to the rescue and start fiddling around with the calendar to see what can be done about this? If you want to give me two Tuesdays or one Tuesday and two Wednesdays, that would be acceptable -- as long as you get rid of Mondays. I'd actually prefer it if you could get me a full week of Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, but I suppose that would be asking for way too much. Just see what you can do, okay? I'll be way less cranky with Mondays out of the way and, believe me, you'll appreciate it.

And now, please tell me one good thing about Mondays in your book. Just one. Come on, I double-dog dare you.

11 comments:

Sherry....You have got to be kidding!Monday Night Raw???? You don't watch wrestling?Actually the fun starts at 8:00 with The Antiques Road Show!!Of course some of us are a little more "Antique" than others...:P

One good thing about Monday? Well, I don't think even Jimmy Buffet could have made a hit out of "Come Thursday." And could the Mamas and the Papas have gotten away with siging "Tuesday, Tuesday?" Or The Bangles with "Manic Wednesday?"

LMAO...at myself (see what I just did there from your next post?). It was a long week at work, I am scambling to answer all my scammers in a manure to fit their particular deservings, and when I read this post I speed-read that you wanted to eliminate all Monkeys....

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