I bet you are wondering who I am. My story is not for the faint of heart. It concerns a desire to edit an uncyclopedia page, and then, due to boredom, create this page. That's all I got. I told you earlier to leave. So get.

Things I don't like:

The letter "e" (thinks its sooooo important making itself appear everywhere)

Recycling

Capitalism

Voting

Irrational Numbers (find an exact value and stick with it)

Words that end in -tion (I don't know where you get the SHUN sound from, but seriously, look at it!!!)