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From: "Vernon Brown" <vgbro@peoplepc.com>
> > > 1. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
> > > 2. Psychiatrists say that 1 out of 4 people are mentally ill.
> > > Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.
> > > 3. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in
rats.
> > > 4. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
> > > 5. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a
> > > warning to others.
> > > 6. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
> > > 7 Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
> > > 8. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
> > > 9. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
> > > 10. Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things.
> > > 11. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo !
> > > 12. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
> > > 13. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
> > > 14. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
> > > 15. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
> > > 16. For Sale: Parachute. Used only once, never opened, small stain.
> > > 17. Why do they sterilize needles for a lethal injection?
> > > 18. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year,
> > > why are there locks on the doors?
> > > 19.Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmuts?
> > > 20.Why can't they make airplanes out of the same material as that
little
> > > black box data recorder?
> > > 21. Why do light switches say on/off? When it's on, you can see it's
on,
> > > and when it's off you can't see to read.
> > > 22. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM ?
> > >
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