Avril Lavigne calls Lindsay Lohan a loser

In the latest update from the land of irrelevance, it seems Avril Lavigne and Lindsay Lohan are feuding. About what? Probably whose stringy hair is the most damaged, we're guessing.

The New York Post says the pair got into a tiff after Avril and boyfriend Brody Jenner were at Chateau Marmont in L.A. last week enjoying themselves when LiLo came by to say hi. Too bad Lohan apparently got on Lavigne's bad side after being snotty at some undisclosed previous event.

"As soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: 'Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser. I don't like false people. Stay away from me and my friends,'" a source told the tabloid. "Lindsay was furious and screamed back: 'Don't threaten me!' She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off."

Wow, as thrilling as that sounds, we know you don't care about either of these two. We're just setting the table for a future MMA fight on TNT. Our money's on Avril; she's skinny, but she's scrappy.

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