HOSIERY FOR COOLER DAYS A very large selection of Wool , and Silk and Wool for street and iport wear ; in a full range of colors and _sizes . Imported fancy checks and embroidered patterns at _$1.95—$2.00 and $3.00 pair . _Plain colors in Tans and Greys 1.00 and $1.50 pair . Under _Hose in full _length—with foot or with straps 75c and _$1.00 pair . Golf Hose in pietty _patterns $1.50 to $3.00 pair Gold Stripe and Kayser Silk Hose $1.65 and more _BUSH &amp;amp; DEAN , Inc . ( We of the staff , work and toll , And often _burn the midnight oil . Yet some poor stude is sure to remark , Gee ! That joke came out of the ark ! )

_Sometime , _Somewhere He— I had a wonderfu l time at your party last night . She— Why , I had no party last ni ght . He— That so ? Well , believe me , I was at _somebody s party ! What shall _we eat today ? Burns p ies I say , They are delicious , try _them . BURNS BAKE SHOP . 119 N . Aurora St . Ouch ! Officer— _You were speeding : I ve gol to pinch you . Fair _Motorist— Oh , _please ! If you must , do it _where it won t _show .

MU PHI EPSILON \ Ve haven t much news to offer _this _week except the fact that everyone is firmly convinced that Thanksgiving vacation _should come oftener even though it is hard on one s constitution . Jeanette Dutcher , Genevieve Herrick and Helen MacNamara traveled home for the holidays , _while Norma Covert and Mary Gertrude Smith drove up to Carbondale with _Hester Foster for Thanksgiving . Mitzi Simons moved bag and _baggage from Newman Hall to be Mari e Barton s _guest for the _neck end . All of us were glad to _welcome Spark y Walsh , a graduate of _the _Williams School of Expression . She was the guest of Mary Louise Mabten and Charlotte Reese .

Needless Wear and Tear Sandy Mac _Pherson after being shown to his room in a hotel , looked from the window and noticed a large _illuminated clock in a tower across the street . He stopped his watch . The Robinson Studio invites you to come in and look over our work Photograph _er to _the Cayug an 212-21+ E State St . THE ROBINSON STUDIO She— I m crazy to _get married . He— I agree with you . You are crazy to get married .

BROWN &amp;amp; DELAVAN Established 1870 Hallmark Jewelers 156 E . State Street Ithaca , N . Y . Soak the rich is what prohibition does . Keeper— What s the matter ? Nut— I washed a dirty piece of ice in hot water and now I _cam find it .

THE MONARCH _Regular Food for Regular Prices 204 E . STATE STREET Freshie— How does it come that Genevieve Herrick is the only girl in the Conway Military Band ? Soph— Oh I _guess she thought shed _seem a _rose among many • _horns .

CHRISTIANCE-DUDLEY PHARMACY ( Incorpora _ted ) 214-216 EAST STATE STREET Soda Fountain — Candy Lives there a man with _clothes _so warm , who never to himself doth mourn , this is my own . my only suit .

_FACULTY KEC1 TAL llX STUDENT SCAMPERS THURSDAY 4 P . M . In tile Little Theatre Mr . William _; _, will read Dickeil \ Chrihtma _; _. Carol . FRIDAY S : _15 P . M . In the _Little Theatre the _sororitie _s _, and fraternities of the _Affiliated _Schools will present six acts for the _benefit of The Cayugan . Of course all the _students will be there . This notice is for any out _siders who may not already be planning to come .