Marvel Thor Mjolnir Ceramic Sculpted Mug

When you have dire plans for destiny, the last thing you need is substandard coffee. (Or, Odin-forbid, decaf!)

If the quality of your coffee is a question you need answered, pick up the Thor Hammer 20oz Sculpted Mug. The breath of Odin himself engraved the words on the side: “Whoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.” The cool Celtic-inspired knotwork was added by human hands.

It’s easy to develop a special, intimate relationship with a coffee mug like this. Just don’t smash it. That’s disrespectful, and we don’t have magic here that can re-assemble it.

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.