Ain't that the truth! Mexican last night: My wife was tooting like a semi driver on a nude beach. Then she does one of my tricks and tries to throw the covers over my head. Nasty maloderous!

Covers over head ADVANCED course101:

She must be on her back.
You hug her, she hugs you.

Her right arm is around you, somewhat under you.
Your left arm is behind her neck.

Now with your left hand hold her left hand….keep slight pressure on her right arm it must stay immobile.

In this position she’s helpless, right arm pinned, left arm held. Your right hand is free to move the covers!
Now if ya rip one the cover comes over and she’s at your mercy!

It works every time. Well, tell they catch on anyway.

*I am not liable for any lose or harm that you may incur if you use any information in the above post. Including but not limited to black eyes, sleeping on the couch in the garage in your car or divorce.*

Her right arm is around you, somewhat under you.
Your left arm is behind her neck.

Now with your left hand hold her left hand….keep slight pressure on her right arm it must stay immobile.

In this position she’s helpless, right arm pinned, left arm held. Your right hand is free to move the covers!
Now if ya rip one the cover comes over and she’s at your mercy!

It works every time. Well, tell they catch on anyway.

*I am not liable for any lose or harm that you may incur if you use any information in the above post. Including but not limited to black eyes, sleeping on the couch in the garage in your car or divorce.*