An old couple went to Jerusalem as a vacation. Once on the trip, the wife died of old age. An undertaker told the husband, "You can ship her home for $5,000 or bury her in Jeruasalem for $150." After thinking about it for a while, the husband said, "I think im going to ship her home." The undertaker asked "Why would you do that, I mean, your going to spend $5,000 instead of $150?" the man responded, "Well, after thinking about it, I remember a fellow here, a long time ago, that was buried here, and then came back alive. I can't take that chance!"