Continuing their history of torturing the fans who love Mad Men most, Matthew Weiner and AMC have decided to split the final season of Mad Men in two, airing seven episodes in 2014 and seven episodes in 2015. Yes, that means you'll have to wait almost TWO FULL YEARS to see how the show ends.

To distract yourself from this terrible news, head over to the Hollywood Reporter where Tim Goodman has thought up some great Mad Men spin-offs.