*gets ready to duck and run* it's a pressure valve. They yell at us about toilet seats, going to golf instead of taking her somewhere nice or just sit and cuddle, saying the wrong thing at the right time or wrong time, saying the right thing at the wrong time, eating this when we should eat that..

I'd find this easier to believe if they could point to a discrepancy in men were dying of infections or anything else that had anything to do with the immune system, and not heart disease, cancer, accidents, or any of the other leading causes of death. Also, women are about ten times as likely to be affected by autoimmune diseases as men, so while there clearly are differences in how the immune system acts, maybe that's not such an advantage.

It's because to impress men, all women have to do is flash their boobies. But to impress women, men think they have to turn to their friend and say "hold my beer and make sure that hot chick is watching what I do next..."

/I'm told that having a lot of money works better//Never had a lot of money///Hold my beer...