Top Ten Signs You’re a Space Junk Junkie

1.

You pointed out all the inconsistencies in the movie Gravity…the first time you watched it.

2.

You knew Pluto wasn’t a planet the first time you saw a drawing of the Solar System…in kindergarten.

3.

When you’re stargazing with your friends, they ask you to name the constellations because you’re more accurate than their Sky Map app.

4.

You named your dog Hubble.

5.

In Boy Scouts/Girl Scouts, you earned your first badge from the NASA Orbital Debris Program Office.

6.

You’ve scheduled your honeymoon in the Kwajalein Atoll in the Marshall Islands to coincide with the installation of the first Space Fence radar.

7.

You have a painting on your living room wall of astronaut Ed White’s glove, the one he dropped while outside Gemini 4 in 1965, and that remained in orbit for a month. You lost a bid for his other glove on eBay.

8.

You’re a big Tyson fan…not Mike. Neil deGrasse.

9.

Your bedroom is modeled after the interior of the International Space Station.