Can’t seem to come up with a great idea? Creative juices just aren’t flowing? Can’t get that light bulb to turn on over your head?

Here’s a thought…

Stand in a puddle of water and stick your finger in a light socket.

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(disclaimer: This post was just for humor, not to be taken seriously. Furthermore, I take no responsibility for any cattle who actually perform this act after reading the above text.

If you’re really ignorant and stupid, please take my advice and don’t stick your finger in a light socket while standing in a puddle of water. It won’t give you any bright ideas. Instead, it’ll kill you.

For those who have lost loved ones who did happen to stick their finger in a light socket while standing in a puddle of water, I mean no offense by my post and hope you can see the humor that is only to shed light on how pathetic some suggestions can be.)

Love the disclaimers. Do not try this at home! It reminds me of those warning labels on five gallon buckets, where inserting your head in a bucket of water can induce drowning. Also, do not place plastic bags over your head, you can suffocate.

🙂 lol. kinda felt like I had to add those because there are a few people in the world who might not be very smart. Also, did you notice that I tried to stick with a “light” or “electric” theme in those disclaimers? 🙂