Hash Schedule

Check the schedule below to find out when our next trail is. To find out the location, click “See more details”. The location will be updated closer to the event.

Search through the calendar below. If the title says “OPEN” next to the hash number, its free for the taking! Navigate each month by clicking the arrows on either side of the Month.

If the location is not shown, click the link labeled “See more details”. If it says “TBD,” the location hasn’t been shared yet. It will be updated closer to the event. If it’s close to trail and you still don’t know, shoot an email to tell us to get our shit together! EMAIL US

Come help us break in the new house properly with an A to A trail from the house and on-after in the pool! The theme is Into the Woods aka Grimm’s Fairy Tales. Feel free to dress up as your favorite Grimm’s character (not required). On-after will be semi-catered by Cubby with grilled mammal flesh in the form of pulled pork and maybe brisket. Potato salad and baked beans along with orange food will be provided as side-dishes.

We know this is a long way out from the center of B’ham so crash space/floor space is open for up to 14 people so long as you don’t mind sharing rooms and really love each other.

Destructions/additional info:
- As mentioned in the “bring with you” section, please feel free to bring additional side dishes, desserts, vegetarian mammal flesh substitutes, other mammals, and dead fowls for cooking but this is not required
- We regretfully have to say four-legged and tripod hashers cannot attend as ours don’t always play well with other animals and we have too many of them (7 total)
- Trail and circle beer will of course be provided but on-after beer and liquor is BYOB
- We have awesomely cool muggle neighbors but nudity is not allowed
- Floating beer pong and floating corn hole are available for hasher enjoyment
- This is not Dead Elvis so please do not pee or puke in the pool and create grey hasher stew or Cubby (aka my sexy pool boy) will have a full-on conniption fit. I’ve seen it only once...it’s not pretty.
- The pool is small and only 5 feet deep. If you dive in it you may break your neck and Docker won’t be here to adult and take you to the hospital.
- Any other questions or concerns please consult Dalick or Cubby
- Any complaints please consult Glock as we don’t do those