In a moment that threatened to make my heart burst, Melissa McCarthy bawled her eyes out as Octavia accepted the Globe for best supporting actress Sunday night. (Maya Rudolph also stood and applauded.)

Diablo Cody is clearly enchanted: Octavia signed on to her next film, "Loray," which also stars Julianne Hough. And of course, Octavia rolls with the infallibly chic Viola Davis to all awards season events.

Sigh. All this coolness is putting me right back in teenage mode: *Do you think Octavia would ever come to my party? I heard her friends call her Tavi. How do you think she gets her hair so shiny? Did you hear that she totally got asked to the prom by six guys? *