Tuscan Melon

"......I do, however, know that lack of variety in life can cause
dementia. Dementia! I’m relatively sure I don’t want dementia so I’m
trying to keep life spicy here at the Selfish Vegan domicile. That’s
why today we snacked on the above pictured Tuscan Melon. It’s like a
cantaloupe but with cool-looking ridges. Ridges! That’s really going
to fight off the crazies, I’m sure of it."