I SAW U

Has your single lifestyle left you so fed up that you now justify getting hammered on Valentine's Day so you can chuck your empties at terrified lovebirds?

Let Folio Weekly's I Saw U be the GPS Tracking System of your heart as we help broker that missed love connection for the one that got away. Fun, safe and confidential, "I Saw U" takes some of the detective work out of maybe catching the one that got away.

You: Tall, thin, gorgeous, bearded man with glasses and a sword tattooed on your wrist. Me: Short, thin, brunette with sleeves tattooed on both arms and facial piercings. I first saw your Bayside shirt, then caught your beautiful eyes as you walked from the back and around the corner. You smiled at me. Single? I hope. When: Feb. 23, 2013. Where: Burrito Gallery. #1204-0313

LIFEGUARD WITH A SPARK

You: Tall, sweaty, dirty blonde, fit male lifting weights in your ocean rescue shirt and blue shoes. Me: Tall, tan, shy male doing pull ups near to you. I've noticed you a few times now, hard at work in the gym. You look so cute when you lift, need a spotter? I also noticed you're a lifeguard, I would drown to have you save me any day with your big arms and tight glutes. We've made eye contact a few times and I know I felt a spark. Maybe we can work on our bodies together sometime? When: LA Fitness @ Atlantic Beach. When: Jan. 2013. #1203-0313

BREEZY BUM

Me: Long, lucious dark hair in my black bikini. You: Shaggy hair beach bum. You rode up on you skate board lookin sexy. We reached for the same coffee, our hands touched and we laughed! I like my men like i like my coffee, dark, rich and BOLD. ill ride home on your skate board any time. Pick me up at breezy on any saturday i go in at 11am. ;) When: Mar. 2, 2013. Where: Breezy Coffee Shop. #1202-0313

GOING HOME

you: Lemon St., beautiful brunette...me: helping mate locate lost item, you left me speechless -chatted w you and your girl while holding up traffic, tried to loop around and get a number, damn.. tell me what type of vehicle we were in, and maybe the item we were looking for and I'll describe what you were wearing.. go go go! When: Feb. 24, 2013. Where: Lemon St. @ Atlantic Beach. #1201-0306

You are tall, handsome, changed my $20 and asked about my day and plans later, but I slender, brown, was too shy about not having any and to ask you what you suggest. When: Feb. 23, 2013. Where: Publix @ Normandy Crossing. #1199-0306

You: Suspenders, yellow hat, high rise jeans. It was my 22nd birthday and I saw you on the dance floor at Shim Sham bustin some moves that made me literally laugh out loud and want to see more. We even shared a moment over some Sir Mix A Lot, I think. Me: Blonde, petite and all about you. My birthday wish would have been to get your number and have you as my midnight present but you disappeared. I'd really like to meet up and see what kind of moves you can put on me. You interested? Call me maybe? (or text, either works) Sincerely, The Birthday Girl. When: Feb. 4, 2013. Where: The Shim Sham Room. #1197-0306

You: Dark haired and scruffy face with adorable laugh. You invited me to your 21st birthday and wrote your name on the wrapper. I lost the number but I don't want to lose you! Me: Shorter blonde who couldn't stop smiling at you. You handled my pita well, but can you handle all of me? When: Jan. 2013. Where: Pita Pit @ Beaches. #1194-0227

LOVE IN FLIGHT

I see you even when I don't for what I feel for you will last lifetimes . We talk all the time without words. And when ever I see you I'm at a lost for words for air for space. You: beautiful, deep expressive eyes and that killer smile. me: the really nice guy. When: Everyday. Where: Willowbranch Park. #1193-0227

YOGI-BICYCLIST, BE MY VALENTINE?

Early on Valentine's Day morning (like before 8am early), you rode your bicyle on Southside Blvd. confidently through the rain guarding your gaze under a big straw hat. Your glasses and scruff intrigued me but the yoga mat strapped to the back caught my attention. Me: just a causal Jeep driver I doubt you noticed. Let's take a yoga class and get limber together. When: Feb. 14, 2013. Where: Southside by JTB. #1191-0220

PURPLE PANTS

You: purple pantsed goddess with the gift of gab and a love of whiskey. Me: too shy guy who loves BBQ. How come you never called? Would love to pull some pork together sometime. When: Dec. 2012. Where: Mojo No. 4. #1191-0220

BURRITO EATING BOY

You: red shirt, half sleeve, tall and handsome. Me: long red hair, reading. We made eye contact while you were waiting in line. I instantly regretted leaving without saying anything to you. Are you single, by chance? I wish I would have invited you to sit with me. Maybe I'll see you there again? Same time, same Chipotle! When: Feb. 12, 2013 6:30pm. Where: Chipotle @ Town Center. #1190-0220

MY CARMELIZED LATIN GODDESS

I saw u there reading I Saw U. U said hello to me and I knew right then and there that U are the one. I want to take U back to my studio apartment and share a romantic evening of World of Warcraft, while sipping down cold bubbly Zimas and playing with my 12 cats. U complete me. When: Feb. 11, 2013. Where: Metro under JOI building. #1189-0220

TALL DARK AND GORGEOUS IN WALMART

Me: Curvy brunette in grey pants/black shirt. You: tall, dark and gorgeous in jeans and a green t-shirt. We locked eyes as we passed near the paint section, then I realized you were behind me in the checkout line! I said a little prayer that you would catch up with me outisde, but you disappeared! You took my breath away with your chocolate skin tone and manly presence. Will you be my Valentine? When: Jan. 28, 2013. Where: Walmart @ Beach/Hodges. #1188-0213.

MONARCH OF THE SEAS

HEY K

I saw you dancing alone like you meant it. Your red hair was so beautiful. You looked at me a few times, my heart felt alive. I was the dark haired gentelman drinking a New Castle. Let's do this again. Every Thursday. When: Jan. 30, 2013. Where: Birdies. #1186-0213

SEXY MALE WITH A BROKEN WING

I see you leaving your physical therapy appointment weekly. You: Taller, grayish hair, driving a truck. Black sling on right arm/shouler. I watch you come and go through the window of my office. Are you single? Would love to meet for coffee or happy hour one day. Me: 30-ish, petite brunette and shapely. Admiring you from afar...

BLONDE STUD AT MARY'S

You: teal shirt and white sunglasses hot chick with a birthday party crowd. Me: sitting in the corner behind you with my girls. I was too shy to interrupt but maybe grab a drink and a show at Mary's soon?? When: Jan. 26, 2013. Where: Hamburger Mary's. #1384-0206

YOU DON'T CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY

I saw you at Roosevelt Publix shopping with a little girl, and I overheard you tell her that you didn't celebrate Valentine's Day. It made me a little sad. If you're upset, I wish you wouldn't be. You're a pretty lady and you seem like a nice mom, too. I just wanted you to know that. When: Jan. 23, 2013. Where: Publix @ Roosevelt. #1383-0206

RIDING YOUR MTB ON PHILIPS HWY

I was stuck in traffic and we kept passing each other, me in an SUV and you on a sweet hardtail Specialized mountain bike. I like your daring in riding down Philips Highway in rush hour. You obviously live dangerously. Bike ride sometime? When: Jan. 22, 2013. Where: Philips Hwy. #1182-0130

Saw you in the VIP section at pure and walked up to you when we first locked eyes. I thought you were beautiful. Long hair brunette dancing with her friends wearing a black dress. I asked you if you were with anyone twice and you told me no. When: Jan. 11, 2013. Where: Pure Night Club. #1179-0116

RED LIPS HOTTIE IN THE HARLEY SHIRT

Hey girl, I saw you from a far eating that taco and disgusting beer, couldn't help but wonder who you were. I've seen you around town. Maybe I'll see you at the Terror, H2O show. I love Harley Davidson. When: Jan. 2, 2013. Where: Burrito Gallery Downtown. #1179-0116

STARBUCKS, LEATHER JACKET, BEAUTIFUL

This is more of a saw you once, then had coffee. You were wearing a awesome black leather jacket, boots that could have laced up to your knee almost, and your hair down. I walked by once and forgot why I was there or who I was meeting. I introduced my self then we spent two hours walking around talking. Will you see me again? When: Jan. 7, 2013. Where: Starbucks @ Casa Monica. #1178-0116

D.R. 4 EVER 2008

I saw you in your snap on truck. You are the love of my life. When: Jan. 2013. Where: Southside. #1177-0116

WOONWALKING BY THE RIVER

you - beautiful blue eyed blond dressed up like the thriller video walking down by the river on christmas day. me - 'stophee davis' trying to keep up with you and missing your angry mornings. maybe you'll let me be your breakfast king one last time? omelettes are waiting... When: Dec. 25, 2012. Where: San Marco. #1175-0109