Tuesday, May 21, 2013

There
was this robbery in Bank.. The robber shouted to everyone : "All don't
move, money belongs to the state, life belongs to you".

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called "Mind Changing Concept --> Changing the conventional way of thinking". ---------------­---------------­-------------

One lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her "Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!"

This is called "Being Professional --> Focus only on what you are trained to do!" ---------------­---------------­-----------

When the robbers got back, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the
older robber (who is only primary school educated), "Big bro, let's
count how much we got", the older robber rebutted and said, "You very
stupid, so much money, how to count?? Tonight TV will tell us how much
we robbed from the bank!"

This is called "Experience --> nowadays experience is more important than paper qualifications!­" ---------------­---------------­-----------

After the robbers left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to
call the police quickly. The supervisor says "Wait, wait wait, let's put
the 5 million we embezzled into the amount the robbers robbed".

This is called "Swim with the tide --> converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!" ---------------­---------------­-----------

The supervisor says "It will be good if there is a robbery every month".

This is called "Killing Boredom -> Happiness is most important." ---------------­---------------­-----------

The next day, TV news reported that 100 million was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only
count 20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained "We risked
our lives and only took 20 million, the bank manager took 80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated to
be a thief!"