Surfers influenced nearly every one of this summer's high-end beauty launches—pretty good for a group that bathes in the ocean and counts cherry Chapstick as a bold lip. We're not complaining, though. Now there are more ways to get beachy waves (like Bumble and Bumble's Surf Shampoo), shimmer-free bronzers that mimic a sun-kissed glow, and nail polish shades straight from St.-Tropez bay. [WWD]

To those still wearing cupcake body splash: Your fragrance is officially a public disturbance. A Portland, Oregon, municipal employee filed a lawsuit against the city alleging that her coworker's perfume made her so sick she had to skip work for several days. The woman, who suffers from an allergic disorder, says her employer failed to protect her under the Americans With Disabilities Act. [The Oregonian]

Serena Williams wants to serve up something different next year: manicures. The tennis pro is in talks to open a nail salon in Los Angeles and to film a reality show about the process. Because there's nothing more exciting than watching polish dry. [Style Bistro]

Just when we thought we were living in the Age of Jennifer Lawrence, it turns out female representation in major films is at its lowest in five years. A study by USC revealed that 28 percent of speaking characters in major films are female, and of those, 31 percent are depicted in sexy clothing. The news is even worse for the Mickey Mouse Club set—more than 56 percent of teen girls in 2012 movies were dressed sexually (thank you, Spring Breakers). That's an increase of 20 percent since 2009 (Alvin and the Chipmunks). [The L.A. Times]

While you were busy deconstructing Nicole Richie's silver hair at the Met Gala last week, M.A.C. was silently releasing a punk cosmetics collection. The items, available online only, include plums, jet blacks, and every other shade you need to look like Siouxsie Sioux. Or Debbie Harry, for you wimps. [She Finds]