Brian [in prison]: Uh, how was your shower?Peter: Oh, I tell ya Brian, all the rumors about dropping the soap are true.Brian: Really?Peter: Oh yeah, you can't hold onto that thing to save your life. Oh, it was slipping all over the place. Guys were laughing

Voiceover on TV: The Statue Of Liberty was a gift from France...Guy: The Statue Of Liberty!?Peter: Oh my kid must of taped over this for history class. Boys, boys! We're going to drink till she's hot.Quagmire: Hey, thats just crazy enough to work