Seriously, look at him: It’s like trying to stuff two pounds of meat into a one-pound bag. You can pretty much make out the outlines of his undercarriage; almost seems pointless to have him wear any swimsuit at all. In fact, we vote that he just do away with those skimpy, stylish swim briefs and let it all hang out. It wouldn’t make a very good advertisement for D. Hedral, but it’d make a killer advertisement for Mr. Duarte (he’s a personal trainer, after all).

In fact, D. Hedral provided this bit of heartstring-pulling biography for Duarte, as if he wasn’t already sexy enough:

At the age of nine, Alexsandro lost his father. Near the same time he started focusing on playing football. His strength and passion for the game saw him reach the professional level as a teenager, playing for top teams in Brazil. That was until the age of 19 when an injury cut his career short. This forced him to focus on a different path, but he didn’t give up. With some luck and more hard work, it paid off as he is now a qualified personal trainer and a model, living his dream!