Quotes from the Movie Defendor

When you break the law, you're a punk. When you break the law with a badge, you're a punk with a badge. I don't strike officers. Punks? Different story.

Defendor/Arthur Poppington

No. You need a ghost writer. 'Cause that's what you're going to be after I pulverize you.

Defendor/Arthur Poppington

Here. You can even have your comic back, too. First issue. You think it's worth something? You're wrong. Some geek offered me four bucks for it. Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellhound Gang sucks balls.

Kat

Oh, really? Thanks for the tip. Should I suck your cock now?

Kat

Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid. I'm not me either. It's the same.

Kat

I shot him, Arthur! I shot Dooney in the balls.

Kat

Do you remember when you saved Jack's life? I'll never forget what you did that day. You were just a regular guy doing something remarkable. You don't need a costume. Ordinary people, they do extraordinary things all the time. You're always going to be that hero, Arthur, just by being yourself.

Paul Carter

God, he thinks he's a superhero! That's why he's all beat up like that. He-he dresses up in tights and calls himself Defendor, with a big "D" on his chest and a cape!

Paul

You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.

Dooney

You know what? You need a good ghost writer. Somebody with talent.

Arthur

Mmm 'cause superheroes aren't stupid. They're not afraid. And when I'm Defendor I'm not Arthur anymore. I'm a million times better than Arthur.