Me:[Defeated by her unassailable logic] Hm, there's a lock here. It's not letting us go on. What's this? Look, we can get the Daily Prophet. Oh, and we can get clothing. Wait, no we can't.

[At this point we hit a wall: Pottermore wasn't letting us click further into the story. Like wizard Moseses, we stood on the brink of Diagon Alley, but we couldn't go in. The site wouldn't let us until we'd explored the earlier pages more thoroughly, though it took me a while to figure that out.](See the top 10 beloved wizards.)

Me: Let's read about owls. "Owls are magical creatures most often used ..."

Plum: They're not magical.

Me: It says magical.

Plum: But they're not.

Me: Maybe they are. They can understand what people say to them.

Plum: They're not. They're just a normal kind of animal.

Me: I wonder what's in our trunk?

Plum: I really want to get a wand. I wonder what mine will be. I wonder if we're allowed to go to any other shops. I wonder if that's Gringotts. It looks like how Gringotts would look.