Fuck that. Not even whining. Just pure unadulterated rage. Christmas gets longer and longer, and more and more of a commercial shitshow every year. It's disgusting and puts the worst of American consumerism on display. I'll tolerate it taking up the entire month of December, but I'll be damned if it's going to usurp my Thanksgiving just so a bunch of big box stores can shove more cheap Chinese made crap down our fat lazy gullets.

Fuck that. Not even whining. Just pure unadulterated rage. Christmas gets longer and longer, and more and more of a commercial shitshow every year. It's disgusting and puts the worst of American consumerism on display. I'll tolerate it taking up the entire month of December, but I'll be damned if it's going to usurp my Thanksgiving just so a bunch of big box stores can shove more cheap Chinese made crap down our fat lazy gullets.