Oh, gosh, Toe... do you know how very unladylike it is for me to snort???? LOL. Especially when I'm supposed to be doing dull, boring, absolutely unamusing work??? This is great!! Thanks for the grins!

Toe ... this is soooooooooo funny !I'm sitting here laughing at the monitor and my boss thinks I just love my work !My office overlooks a golf course and I think I just saw the foursome playing through.Monica kind of waved and said to tell you, "How CADDY !"

------------------~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com

Well, Monica and Willie boy were in a tournamentPlaying there as partners in a charity event.They got down to the final hole and they were in the leadFor Monica to make a 3-inch putt wasall that they would need.

She missed the putt. As a result, they lost the tournament.Bill took her arms and shook her as they left the scorer's tent."How could you miss that putt?! Why, it was shorter than my willy!""I know", she smiled, "but it was quite a bit much harder, silly!"