Quotes from the Movie Camelot

The next time you traffic with me, remember... you challenge the right hand of King Arthur!

Lancelot

Then God forgive us both, Lance.

Guinevere

C'est moi!

Lancelot

I am irritating. I always will be. All fanatics are bores, Pellinore, and I'm a fanatic. Even when I was a child I irritated the other children. I wanted to play their games, but I knew I could not. Even then I was filled with a sense of divine purpose. I'm not saying I enjoy it. All my life I've locked the world out. And, you know, when you lock the world out, you're locked in.

Must we talk about Mordred? This is the first time in a month that he's not coming to dinner and not having him makes it seem like a party!

Guinevere

The one thing I can say for him is that he's bound to marry well. Everybody is above him.

Guinevere

Just when I reach the golden age of eligibility and wooability. Is my fate determined by love and courtship? Oh, no. [Bitterly] Clause one: fix the border; Clause two: establish trade; Clause three: deliver me; Clause four: stop the war; five, six: pick up sticks. How cruel! How unjust! Am I never to know the joys of maidenhood? The conventional, ordinary, garden variety joys of maidenhood?

Guinevere

Oh, Pellinore, forget it! You will never burn down a barn, you will never know a farmer named William and you will never, ever be found in a court!

Arthur

No. In the court there is also a jury, who decides whether you are guilty or not guilty.

Arthur

No, Pellinore. Look, in the court, there is a prosecutor for Farmer William and a defendant for you.