In a modern take on the Ab Fab Saffy and Edina relationship, it's been revealed that Frances Bean Cobain is taking control and now owns all the rights to her dad Kurt's image, likeness and publicity, after using her mom Courtney Love's request for a multi-million-dollar loan as leverage. With Love coming to her daughter to ask for a $2.75 million handout in 2010, the shrewd 19-year-old businesswoman granted it on the condition that Love handed over control of End of Music LLC, the company that divvies up cash from her late father's publicity rights. Until her mom pays her back the money in full, she earns all profits. "Publicity rights are potentially worth a fortune," said Jonathan Faber, the estate's former attorney. "They amount to the intellectual property rights." Well played. [The Fix]

Linda Evangelista is pulling out the big guns in her bid to secure $46,000 a month in child support from her ex, Francois-Henri Pinault, revealing he told her to get an abortion. "He suggested she terminate the pregnancy," said her attorney William Beslow. And he isn't denying it, with Pinault telling the court that he was "not involved in the decision" to have the kid but he would "recognize the baby." [NYDN]

Ashton Kutcher caused an uproar by appearing in brownface for his set of completely (un)hilarious Popchip ads, and it appears that Park And Rec's Aziz Ansari now has something to get off his chest. "In light of the Ashton Kutcher PopChips scandal, I feel obliged to confess that in my AmEx spots I am also wearing brown face," he Tweeted. "In honor of the PopChips scandal, let's all watch Short Circuit 2 today & have our heads explode. #IndianGuyisActuallyFisherStevens." [E!]

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Phew, we can all exhale because Demi Moore has officially changed her Twitter handle to @justdemi. "So hard finding a name that was fun somewhat playful and available. So for now it will be @justdemi It could grow on me!" she Tweeted. "Thanks everyone for your help in finding my new name!" No, Demi, thank you. [Us]

Kids have the ability to suck the sex and fun out of any marriage, but Jessica Alba is going to fight it tooth and nail. "Carving out this alone time is especially important after almost nine years together," she writes in her new blog. "Making time for our relationship in our daily routine — even though it's surprisingly predictable and may not seem as spicy as our spontaneous pre-kiddo days — really helps keep the romance alive. [iVillage]

Russell Brand is said to be dating the ex of David Hasselhoff and Jared Leto. Anouska De Georgiou is slowly trading up the chain. [Page Six]

Beyond his humor and kind nature, Stacy Keibler is really just into George Clooney's body. [Page Six]

It wasn't enough that she attempted to derail the modelling career of Tyra Banks, Naomi Campbell wants an even bigger bit of her pie and is launching a model search reality show called The Face. [NYDN]

Alicia Silverstone on new film Vamps: "It was just great costumes and beautiful makeup… You get all the perks of Clueless. I think by the end of the movie, all little girls will want coffins." [E!]

All is right again in the world because spitfire Brandi Glanville has announced she's returning for season three of The Real Housewives. [E!]

Hold that joy, word has it that LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are tethering our Brandi happiness. Monsters! [Radar]

Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard stepped out for the first time with their new bub, Gloria, and were only mildly hounded by the paps. [E!]

She feels like the "dirty little sister" of bigger pop stars, but Ke$ha thinks this makes her more relatable. Discuss. [Us]

Revenge's Emily VanCamp doesn't want to date "a guy who sits around and plays video games and smokes pot." So we should take this to mean that her co-star boyfriend Josh Bowman doesn't do either, or he does and she's just venting. [Us]

London Kalling! Khloé Kardashian's beloved Lamar Odom is prepping for a possible spot on the U.S. Olympic basketball team. [People]

Sure, his pain killer addiction allegedly sprung from that burn he sustained while shooting a Pepsi commercial, but Michael Jackson's estate have still struck up an advertising deal with the company. [TMZ]

EL James says her husband was "very cooperative" when it came to "researching" Fifty Shades Of Grey. [People]

You'll soon only need to go to one place for your spank-bank material, because John Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe will be appearing together in a four-part British miniseries about Russian doctors after the first World War. Well, kinda, Daniel will be playing a younger version of Hamm. [Vulture]

And if you really want to mix it up you might want to catch the proposed Little Shop Of Horrors Remake starring Joseph "Easy on the eyes" Gordon-Levitt. [Vulture]

How does one get on the guest list to be included when Jake Gyllenhaal screens a film for Jay-Z? [Page Six]