The story, written by the HuffPo's Jack Mirkinson, playfully suggests "the birther/mogul/pageant overlord has been especially crabby of late" and purports to investigate "the source of his misery." Mirkinson lists a series of Trump's tweets targeting such media outlets as Vanity Fair, Salon and, again, AOL-owned HuffPo, mocking each with such bon mots as: "Maybe he tried some of his cologne, 'Success by Trump,' and all of his dreams didn't come true."

Trump's response thereafter: ""The Huffington Post is such a loser--it will die just as AOL is dying, What a stupid deal AOL made to buy it!"