This girl wrote and submitted an assignment while she was drunk, and now she's our hero

We are absolutely not here to encourage boozing. But we do have to doth our cap to this girl who, during a recent session on the sauce, managed to write and submit an assignment to her professor. Oh, and tell him she loves him…

Listen. We've all been there: it's the day before a very important paper is due in and you suddenly realise that through no/some fault of your own, you've accidentally just, sort-of, forgotten to actually do it.

This is exactly what happened to student McKenna Clark. And the worst part? She forgot she'd sent this less-than-perfect assignment to her professor until she happened to have a quick peak at her 'sent' email folder the next day.

What she discovered was an assignment that read: "Illegal to kiss on train (mala prohibita) talk about weather it should be illegal or not. It should be legal to kiss on the train because it is romantic.

"Professor Grams, my name is McKenna, I had some Dr. Pepper's I am doing good. Your assignment is way too hard. I can't do it right now. I am better now, however, because the Dr. Pepper wore off.

"I am now contemplating the assignemtn that you gave me. It's illegal to kiss on the train because it is a safety violation.

"If you are kissing while on the train you must realize that it could end up being dangerous. If the driver was kissing on the train, who would be driving the train. You are welcome.

Love you."

Couple of questions…

1. What was the assignment on exactly? Kissing on trains? Dr Pepper?

2. Was it really necessary to add, "you're welcome" so smugly, especially on this piss-poor piece if homework?

3. "Love you"? Do you really love him, or is that just the Schnapps talking?

Her friend has added to the story by posting a photo of McKenna on the night in question.

Yeah, we reckon she's had at least a shnifter or two of ale…

Afterthought: we still don't actually know what grade McKenna got for this paper on kissing people on trains while drinking Dr Pepper…

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