Celebrity Big Brother Final

JEDWARD, Frankie Cocozza, Rylan Clark: if there’s one thing we’ve learnt from CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER in recent times, it’s that we’re really quite fond of deranged former X Factor contestants – just so long as we’ve got them on a show where they don’t get to sing.

Tonight, of course, it’s the live final (9pm, Channel 5), where Jedward’s third place (in 2011) and Frankie’s runner-up spot (2012) look likely to be topped by hot favourite Rylan taking the title.

But whatever the outcome, this has been a top series.

Frankie “Dictator” Dettori has been a laugh, Speidi have been fantastically slappable, and Razor Ruddock has surely earned himself an immediate recall to the England squad, despite looking a smidgen short of match fitness.