Smartest POTUS EVER So Stupid He Believes Myth Of New ‘Moderate’ Iranian President

President Barack Obama said on Monday that Iran’s election of a moderate as its next president is a sign that Iranians want to move in a different direction, but he was uncertain whether it would lead to a breakthrough over Tehran’s nuclear ambitions.

With every candidate on the ballot having been vetted and approved by Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Back To The Eleventh Century, it’s laughable to think that any of them are “moderate”. This isn’t even crafty political theater, it’s a ruse that a fourth grader could see through.

But, hey, the Oprah diplomacy has been working out so well thus far…

Stephen Kruiser is a professional comedian and writer who has also been a conservative political activist for over two decades. A co-founder of the first Los Angeles Tea Party, Kruiser often speaks to grassroots groups around America and has had the great honor of traveling around the world entertaining U.S. troops.