Oh, Fer Cute

May 21, 2013

Journamalism!

I must say, that lady handled CNN's overpaid waste of oxygen far more elegantly than I ever could have. That microphone would have lodged so far up Blitzer's ass that when he opened his mouth, he'd be his own fuzzbox.

Why the hell do we need all of these cable news talking heads descending on Oklahoma City anyway? Scarborough and his sidekick went down there too. What can these people do that they can't do from the studio, other than get in the way and indulge in a more personalized kind of exploitation?

"Why the hell do we need all of these cable news talking heads descending on Oklahoma City anyway?"

If you were at CNN, wouldn't you want to get the U-Boat Commander out of your hair and out of your face for a while? I vote for sending him out to every hurricane, typhoon, meteorite strike, every earthquake and every volcanic eruption regardless of location.