Jamie Lynn Spears was an accident

Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears’ uncle William Spears is all about airing the family’s dirty laundry. Apparently Jamie Lynn herself was an accident just like the child in her belly that may or may not be Casey Aldridge’s. Jamie Spears had a vasectomy after Britney was born, but yet somehow Lynne ended up pregnant. The Sun reports:

He said: “Jamie got awfully mad. He said it couldn’t be his.” Williams alleges Jamie demanded a DNA test, that eventually proved he was the baby’s biological father.
He added: “That’s why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”

Ha! What an amazing way to name your child. I can just imagine how that conversation went with Jamie Lynn: Daddy, where did my name come from? Well, you see, sweetie, Daddy only wanted two kids so he had his balls snipped. See the scar? Well, since God is a sick bastard, somehow your mommy got knocked up. Now I’ve always suspected she’s a cheap whore and didn’t believe it was mine. But stupid science proved me wrong, so we decided, shit, we’re stuck with you, why not pick a name that reminds us of how much I distrust that fucking shrew of a woman and wish she’d die in her sleep. The end. Sleep tight, my little princess. Smooches!

You people are cruel. Zanna, you say that these two never should have been born, that they are mistakes yet it’s okay for you to be a heartless human being. That makes no sense. Why is it okay for you guys to be ruthless and cruel but it’s not okay for the Spears’ sisters to live????

Hey, he’s a good doctor. I don’t think he botched the procedure. He does all the procedures right – like when he has me stand up, turn around, drop my pants, and then puts his hands on my shoulders while he checks my prostate.

I always wondered about her name, it seemed kind of stupid. Wow, I guess the Spears are very fertile and/or inept at using birth control!
But somehow, as scary as it is, I think Britney planned her two boys.