The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

Techs: “Orbital detector A6 has recorded a conspicuous point of data. Requesting detectors B3-7 for further analysis.”Dr. Herndon: “You may proceed. Forward the results...”

Dr. Liang: “Dr. Herndon, we must call an emergency session.”Dr. Herndon: “Your presence is unexpected, and I certainly did not want to be interrupted during a very important exper...”Dr. Liang: “The experiment can wait, but we must curb Siri’s excesses now.”

The blond scientist’s eyes furrowed at the mention of the dictator.

Dr. Herndon: “Fine.”

Dr. Liang: “Attention council, recent observations have accelerated the timeline of the Immortal War, and we will surely perish if we remain with the Third Alliance. For this reason, I propose the enactment of Operation Suppono to depose Siri. All members should now express their approval or disapproval of this measure.”Dr. Herndon: “I, for one, believe we ought to do this.”

Siri mulled about her long-term strategy, staring intently at the canister in her hand. Entombed inside was a tiny, faintly glowing Immortal core. True, it had once belonged to a disgraced wally, but it held the key to her future.

“Soon,” she whispered to it, “I will find a way to use you, to become a true Immortal and cheat death indefinitely. God, nor any conniving mini figure in the brikverse, will be able to kill me.”

She then glanced upwards towards the starmap. Once she had all the time she would ever need, she would conquer this entire galaxy, and its population of genetically-inferior, unintelligent imbe...

“Madame, I believe you request a drink.”

Siri turned towards the unwelcomed guest.

“I do not recall having done so. You have interrup...”

*bang*

“Operation Suppono has been successfully completed. And thank you for the generous payment, I’ll be sure to make good use of it.”

"Good evening, people of Trattoria. I would like to introduce myself as President Kuroki. As leader of this great nation, I would like to reverse the barbaric practices of my uncivilized predecessor. I plan on withdrawing our support from the weak, brutish, and uncultured Third Alliance, and instead soliciting membership in the Anti-Immortal Alliance and the neu-AN. This will allow us to prepare with stronger allies against the impending Immortal threat. I thank you all for voting for me, and wish our nation the prosperity to which it is entitled."