Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I came across this Honey and Oat cereal bag at my local grocer. Normally, I wouldn't have payed much attention, but the little cartoon kangaroo caught my eye.

I couldn't help but wonder "why the kangaroo for a honey oat cereal?" Then I noticed this:

Ah. Mateys. That's why the kangaroo. I guess she's kind of this company's mascot or something. But then:

OH COME ON! I can forgive honey and oats, but you've put the word "buzzers" right there in the name. And still with the kangaroos. I get it. You like the kangaroos, but shouldn't they at least have a bee friend join them on the bag...of "HONEY BUZZERS"? How hard is it to draw a bee? This might be the most ridiculous name/mascot combination I've ever seen.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

It's been a while since I've eaten at Burger King, but I do remember a story a little while back about them overhauling their look. Today, in a fit of hunger and impatience I decided just to grab a Whopper.

Now I'm not exactly Mr. Treehugger Green, but I also don't like overly contributing to the landfill. This seems a bit unnecessary. Why is a box needed when a wrapper did just fine? Then I opened it to find this:

Dammit, King. I oppose this on two fronts. First this wrapper is only here for the sake of making trash. Secondly, I don't like to feel as though I just woke my lunch up from a nap.

Who is ths Kevin?

In October of the year of our Lord nineteen and seventy nine, a man was born that would bring knowledge, so insightful, that the world would be forever changed. Unfortunately, that man was murdered by gibbons. Then, I started a blog to get the crap that's in my brain out of my brain. Honestly, I can't, for the life of me, recall why I brought up that other guy.