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Chopsticks Lyrics

Artist: Liz Phair
Album: Whip-Smart

I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him homeHe said he liked to do it backwardsI said, "That's just fine with me,That way we can fuck and watch TV."

It was four a.m. and the light was gray, like it always is in paperbacksHe asked if I liked playing jacksI told him that I was good to sixesBut all hell broke loose after that

I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was twelve at summer campWe didn't say anything after thatI dropped him off and I drove on home'Cause secretly I'm timid

Comments/Interpretations

by lissa on 12/10/2009 5:45pmwhat in the hello is this this is so stupid

by Rebecca on 1/18/2010 7:03pmLiz Phair rocks and The Ben Folds cover of this is awesome!

by Veronica on 9/16/2010 5:33amThis is like the dumbest thing in theentire world

by Kayla on 3/2/2012 6:30pmWheres the MUSIC

by Matt on 7/6/2012 10:02amYou girls make me sad. Where's your sense of humor? This song is funny because she's talking about the dumb, mundane things people talk about to pass the time and avoid awkward silence when all either of them wants is to fuck.