This museum in Mexico City shows what these clowns spend their money on after they’ve corrupted as many officials as possible and killed everybody they know.

What I don’t get is, where do you go for stuff like this? I checked at my local Tiffany, and they don’t sell gold guns, or even diamond-encrusted phones.

So for now, I’ve spray-painted my old Luger and stuck some rhinestones on the handle with Elmer’s, but frankly I don’t think it’s going to fool anybody. Crap, the paint is already coming off on my hand!