Our PP only creates chances off the rush, or broken plays. We're horrible for creating chances with time to setup. (bad coaching)

Even when we do create chances, we don't shoot anyway! Or if they do, they miss the net. This has to stop. I don't care if our first PP unit is Sutter, Glass, Jokinen, Bort, and Maatta. If they'll shoot, play them. This ridiculousness of not shooting has to stop.

I would never want to be treated by the same doctors that treat the Pens. Just think of it.

Patient: "Doctor, I think somethings seriously wrong, I got hit in the head and can't see straight."Doctor: "I'm going to have to diagnose what you have as an "upper body injury"Patient: "What? Can't you be more specific? I'm pretty sure I have a pretty serious concussion."Doctor: "I only have the ability to diagnose medical issues as either upper or lower body injuries. Sorry"

npv708 wrote:I would never want to be treated by the same doctors that treat the Pens. Just think of it.

Patient: "Doctor, I think somethings seriously wrong, I got hit in the head and can't see straight."Doctor: "I'm going to have to diagnose what you have as an "upper body injury"Patient: "What? Can't you be more specific? I'm pretty sure I have a pretty serious concussion."Doctor: "I only have the ability to diagnose medical issues as either upper or lower body injuries. Sorry"