The 1966 World Cup Final, on Twitter

As the English Years of World Cup Hurt tick over to 48, and another root-and-branch review groans into gear, all that remains is to trawl back over the glory of 1966, a triumph secured so long ago that it almost might as well never have happened at all.

But it did happen. And what if Twitter had been around to witness it? We suspect it would have looked an awful lot like this: