Random “deep” thoughts

Childhood heroes:

It is really, really disappointing when you grow up and you meet your childhood idols. I’m talking about the favorite kindergarten teacher, about the hyper-uber-ultra-mega-awesome cartoon, etc… It is disappointing.

Cute twins:

In a hypotherical case, you meet a couple of twins and you find them attractive and you want to ask one of them on a date. How do you chose which one?