Song Lyrics of "Canadian Idiot"

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiotDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nutAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

They all live on donuts and moose meatAnd they leave the house without packing heatNever even bring their guns to the mallAnd you know what else is too funny?Their stupid Monopoly moneyCan't take 'em seriously at all

Well, maple syrup and snow's what they exportThey treat curling just like it's a real sportThey think their silly accent is so cuteCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiotWe'll figure out the temperature in CelsiusSee the map, they're hovering right over usTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Always hear the same kind of storyBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?It's gotta mean they're all up to somethingSo quick, before they see it comingTime for a pre-emptive strike