News that Bill Gates will be bestowed a Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire (KBE) raises the questions of other nominees for Royal Honours this year: our suggestions:
Posthumously Adolf Hitler: for services to English architecture
Bill Clinton: for encouraging women in the work place
Osama Bin Laden: services to international friendship
Sadamm Hussein: for supporting Kurdish rights
Jacques Chirac: services to language diversity
Any other suggestions?