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STP's BLOG 06/27/13 "STEVEN!"

by STP,posted Jun 27 2013 7:14AM

Have you ever wondered what goes on in the Steve household? Well, this short video sums it up…

Yup…that is my wife yelling “Steven”. I recorded that video as a Snapchat that I sent to my buddies. I used to think Snapchat was a place for dong distribution…it’s a photo/video sharing app where you set a timer and the video or picture will disappear from whoever’s phone you send it to in that allotted time. Almost like a self-destruct feature. I figured this was for sexting purposes so I never had a need for it. But if you follow me on Twitter you saw my theory on Twitter…

I have a question for you…it’s summer right?

This morning we were talking about how Java Juggs, the Bikini Barista stand, is back in the news because a police officer was allegedly having sex with the owner and possibly some of the girls…in exchange for inside info on when there would be police stings at those stands for inappropriate behavior. This needs to be the plot to an adult film! C’mon Vivid, make "Java Juggs – the Movie!" If that stand sounds familiar – back in 2011 we had a couple of their girls come in to serve us coffee. If you don’t remember, hell…check out our video blog from that day!

In April, a 20-year-old in New Jersey had a heart attack behind the wheel and caused a minor accident. And the cops gave him THREE TICKETS. Only two were eventually dismissed, and the guy had to pay a $133 fine. In the cops' defense though, they probably saved his life after the heart attack by recognizing there was a serious problem and calling an ambulance.

So we asked the Rock-A-Holics to finish this sentence, “I can’t believe I got a ticket for doing ____.” Here are some of the texts we got:

My fiance was crossing the street legally, when he got hit by a truck. The truck knocked him out of the crosswalk. It was given a jaywalking ticket in th e emergency room while they were giving him an MRI.

I can't believe I got a ticket for going too slow in a snowstorm on a highway

Yo guys I drive a sweet Subaru STI and I got a ticket for my license plate being too dirty... How lame is that!

Going four over the speed limit.

I can't belive I got a ticket for a crooked licence plate

I drag raced an unmarked police car once, he admitted he only ticketed me because I won.