Do it with passion or not at all

Chart-topping comedy band Ninja Sex Party has announced a slate of live dates for their “Rock Hard 2017” U.S. tour. Shows begin May 19th in Nashville, TN with tickets available for sale beginning April 7th at 10AM local time at www.ninjasexparty.com. Gearing up to release two full-length albums in 2017, the band recently released their first new song in over a year, “Cool Patrol,” hitting #1 on the iTunes Comedy chart, with the official music video racking up more than 1,000,000 views in the first week alone. Fans can view the “Cool Patrol” video on the band’s YouTube channel and purchase the single at iTunes.

As a band, Ninja Sex Party has but one goal: to take your body sweetly by the hand and then rock its face off with amazing music. Led by frontman Danny Sexbang, the band’s tender-yet-firm, sensual-yet-masculine, total-horndog-yet-somehow-not-creepy-about-it singer, Ninja Sex Party is rounded out on keyboards by Danny’s best friend and roommate Ninja Brian, the ultimate martial arts champion/electronic music enthusiast. The duo will be joined on the road and backed by TWRP, an elite squad of rock stars from Canada, space, and/or the future.

“This is clearly going to be the best rock tour of all time,” says NSP frontman Danny Sexbang. “And if all these shows don’t sell out within 5 minutes, Ninja Brian will eat his own face on live TV.” Sexbang’s partner, Ninja Brian, could not be reached for comment.

Ninja Sex Party’s three original comedy albums NSFW, Strawberries and Cream, and Attitude City are “a master class in rad dick jokes set to even radder music” and “definitely great albums to bone to”, according to Sexbang. Additionally, the band’s cover album Under the Covers, which reached #9 on the Billboard Rock Chart,takes listeners on a “totally epic” tour of NSP’s favorite songs from the 1970’s and 80’s, such as “Take On Me”, “Everybody Wants to Rule the World”, and “Rock With You”.

In real life, Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian are Los Angeles-based musicians, comedians, and YouTubers Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht. Dan is one of the co-stars of the gaming channelGame Grumps, which has almost four million subscribers, and Brian is a former theoretical physicist who left a professorship to work on Ninja Sex Party full time. Since Ninja Sex Party’s inception in 2009, the band has performed sold-out shows coast to coast, released more than 30 music videos, garnered just under a million YouTube subscribers, and was named one of the Top Ten Sex Artists in Australia by Spotify.