Damon:No, she’s on moonstone duty and I’m on Elena Patrol.Jeremy:And who’s on Tyler Lockwood and the full moon?Damon:Vampire Barbie asked me if she could handle it and I said, why not? Figured if she screwed up, he’d bite her and then I’ll be rid of two of my problems.Elena:Hold on a sec, tonight’s the full moon?

Damon:Yep. But you’re too absorbed with all your suicidal tendencies to notice.