WARNING! WARNING!
This is a joke, it is only a joke. Do not try this at home!

I often get told my martini recipes are "girly" drinks. Frothy, fruity beverages that a real man can't drink. Well, I'm a girl, okay? I like "girly" drinks and part of the fun of cocktail hour for me is the accouterments and garnishes that go into creating Diva Drinks. I am, after all, The Martini Diva!

But I took these comments to heart and, after finally being coerced into watching "Jackass, The Movie", I was inspired by the total insanity of the antics and came up with the perfect "guy" drink! It's a manly drink that should be approached with machismo, caution and probably wearing a hard hat. "No Girls Allowed" - this is entirely for you big, strong guys!

After Jackass 3D came out I revamped the recipe card to this parody of the skull and crutch crossbones from the movie promos.

You can actually make and drink this martini (minus the jock strap of course) if you're truly a big enough Jackass to try!