Friday, August 10, 2012

Fear-mongering Among the Indies

Indie writers, over the course of the past two years, have
been the victims of what I term “fear-mongering” from many sources. One could
look at it as a paranoid pattern of hatred for independent writers by those who
are frightened by what their blatant freedom from the constrictions of the traditional
publishing formula brings to the industry. Unfortunately, I don’t buy that
particular explanation; there are, quite simply, a lot of stupid and arrogant
and spiteful people out there.

Let’s look back to late 2010/early 2011. Someone noticed that
an author had self-published a book on Amazon championing pedophilia. The
national media got a hold of the story and things went viral with hatred for
this book, and e-book authors in general by association, with screams for a
monitoring system. Personally, I could care less if someone publishes a story
featuring bondage, discipline or what not; it’s just a story. Raptor Jesus knows there are plenty of proponents and
opponents to that sort of fiction, all with the proper justification. But the
book in question was one of a number of similar titles that laid out plans for
a pedophile to actually meet up with a child. That’s NOT okay. I am a proponent of the First
Amendment and the right to Freedom of Speech. People who want that right also
have to remember that with any right comes RESPONSIBILITY. Say what you like,
but don’t yell “fire” in a crowded theater; you also don’t tell creepy men how
to rape children.

Then we had a minor shakedown by Paypal when the on-line
payment service refused to process payments on Smashwords for books of an
erotic nature (oh, let’s face it: 90% of them were out-and-out porn).Mark Coker got his name in the news battling
for “the rights of his authors” on this one, even though the no pornography
thing had been a part of Paypal’s terms of service for years. Score one for Mr.
Coker for getting it solved; score two for making the mainstream media think
all indie writers do is scribble down wanking material.

Last month, a blogger posted that they had used a
photographer’s picture without permission and that said photographer was making
their life miserable wanting money for the use of said photo. The case in
question was being arbitrated between lawyers for each party; it had never
gotten to the court stage. Suddenly, it was posted all over Facebook and indie
authors were in an uproar. "Oh my God! I’ve got to delete all these photos!
Everything I’ve ever stolen for use on my website! They’ll take my house, my
car, my kids! Swing loooow, sweet chaaaaariot!" Ahem. Sorry. People started worrying about that.
Instead of simply using some common sense and trying to understand the basics
of copyright
and trademark law, or simply e-mailing some artists and photographers for
permission, or even just giving their pics a line of attribution, they went
into frenzies and deleted photos right and left.

We had a rumor that Amazon was stealing
reviews. The company was going around and deleting reviews that they could
substantiate as having been “paid for.” Yes, apparently there is a sub-class of
indie author that are so incredibly wealthy that they can pay people to review their
books. They also might just be incredibly stupid, and I’m not ruling out both. FYI, I was not given the key to that
particular clubhouse, and I don’t know anyone who has been. But apparently
there have been enough people willing to consider paying $400 for what may be a
bad review that folks believe this to be something that is happening. Who
knows? I suppose it could actually be true, but considering the difficulty it usually
takes to just get an email from someone at Amazon’s KDP program, I just can’t
see them wasting the manpower or computer time doing this. There was another
rumor floating around at the same time that Amazon was going to get rid of
every author who didn’t have at least three titles published. Yeah, they’re
going to get rid of what, a million books in their catalog like an
after-thought? I think not.

Conversely, there is an elite tribe of idiots who supposedly
troll the Amazon listings just to give bad reviews and ratings to the books of
indie writers. This is apparently actually happening, or at least there are a
lot of morons taking credit for it. There are also a lot of people out there
who can’t deal with a bad review and thus, that review is automatically from
one of the “Amazon Trolls.” Get real, folks! You are going to get a bad review
now and again. I’ve got them, and I’ve given them. I have no compunctions about
doing so if a book is mediocre to outright stinky, and I will do my best to
explain why I think that, just like I will try to explain why I think a book is
the cat’s pajamas. But you have to remember: Not everyone likes cats.

And then, we now have Bloggers Gone Wild! There are a number
of bloggers out there who are perplexingly attacking indie writers, even though
sometimes they themselves are indie writers. They usually fall into three
categories:

Writers should treat us like GODS, for that is
what we are – we have the power of our blog review in our hands to bestow glory upon
them, or smite them down like the dogs they are!

Writer-bloggers who rant about the fact that
they’ve given their books away for free to people to review, and they didn’t
jump with a smart click of their boots and read and review that book the
instant it was sent into the ether to them. A couple have even gone so far to
publish lists of “bad reviewers,” apparently not caring which foot they shoot
off, since they figure how many feet do you actually need to ride a unicycle
going backward? On the other side, some blogger-writers felt they shouldn’t
EVER give away their work for free, since it cheapens everyone in the industry.
Sure.

Writers are pretty superfluous and a dime a
dozen. I’ll get to this review, which will be mediocre at best, after I make
sure my own agenda is put forth in glowing, mile-high letters on the internet.

We also have the viewpoint that is championed by Mark Coker
at Smashwords that everything Amazon is bad. Amazon is evil! Amazon will steal
your firstborn in the dead of night! Amazon sparkles like lame vampires! More
power to you and your opinion, dude. It’s a free country. I have statistical
proof that for me, my sales have more than tripled using Amazon KDP and KDP Select. I
will also say that my sales on Smashwords have increased, since I did actually have
a single sale on the site this year, as opposed to let me see … carry the one …
none last year. When Smashwords and its “premium channels” have the
distribution and promotional firepower of Amazon KDP, and the KDP Select
program in particular, drop me a line. Hopefully, I’ll still be alive then, and
the sun won’t have turned into a frozen ball of ice.

We’ve also got a lot of less-than-attentive authors out
there, and the fear-mongering has given them paranoid trigger fingers, for guns
that are shooting in the wrong direction. Recently there was a major e-book bootlegging
operation working out of Canada. Besides getting Paypal to stop taking payments
for them, nothing much was done about it. At the same time, people were
concerned and started Googling their books and noticed they were showing up on
a site called Lendink.com. Jumpin’ pie-jiggers! People are getting my book for
free! Everyone, gang up and let’s shut this bastard down!

Had anyone actually gone to this site, they would’ve found it was a simple site
that facilitated lending of Kindle books between people. For those of you who
don’t know, most indie Kindle books (and quite a few from other publishers) can
be lent out. Once. For fourteen days. You
buy a Kindle book that has the lending option and you can lend it to someone
else ONCE. That’s it. There have been numerous sites that have sprung up over
the past two years that support this and help people get together and find
books they want. It is NOT PIRACY. It is, in fact, not a big deal at all.

Unfortunately, the guy who created Lendink.com was hounded, his family was
threatened, and his host service finally was forced to drop him because of all the extra work they had to put into his account. All for doing something that a lot of authors
apparently didn’t read the small print about when they saw that little
box about lending that was clicked right above the “Publish” button they pushed with wild abandon.

There is a LOT of simple hatred for indie writers out there
on the internet. The Kindle forums on Amazon are full of it. People think indie
writers are not as skilled as “proper writers,” that they don’t bother editing their
books so there are hundreds and thousands of errors in them, and even big-name
mystery author Sue Grafton calls them lazy.

It is true. We ARE lazy. We don’t jump through the hoops
that everyone else had to in order to get started on their stellar, if
alphabetical, writing careers. And that’s the thing: WE DON’T HAVE TO. We are
here at the start of a dynamic new paradigm shift as the immediacy of the
information age meets the eternally stodgy print world. We don’t have to worry
about making sure there is a market segment for the books we create – WE make
those segments and we find our own audiences. The old axiom that “everyone has a
book” in them should soon be replaced with “everyone has published a book” as
there are no barriers to what we do or create.

Don’t let the fear-mongers chase you away from the
playing field before you get a chance to realize your dream.

About Me

Rich Meyer is a freelance writer, editor and reviewer of random stuff. He has written over 30 ebook quiz books, available for the Kindle through Amazon.com (and a few still on Smashwords, pointless endeavor though that may be).
He is a volunteer and member of the Old Time Radio Researchers Group, the National Lum and Abner Society and was a card-carrying member in good standing of the last incarnation of the Mister Ed Fan Club.
Rich's biggest influences have been Frank Zappa, Hunter S. Thompson, William S. Burroughs, Charles Dickens and the Firesign Theatre. He is also an avid comic book aficionado, a fan of Mego action figures since he was a li'l spud, and a collector of classic TV and movie serials on DVD.
Rich also plays annually in the World's Biggest Trivia Contest, broadcast from his hometown of Stevens Point, Wisconsin, on a team known as Collective Foole.
Rich lives in Pennsylvania with his lovely wife Mona and their menagerie of furry children.