33 | Peyton Manning's career long TD Run, 33-yards, against the Buffalo Bills, November 4, 2001

If you've never seen Manning play, he can't even run. In a real league, it would be impossible for someone as slow as him to ever convert on a 33-yard TD. It reminds me of how in the most recent Super Bowl and College Football Championship, the two immobile, mediocre talent, white QBs won. No coincidence either.