Pregnant Kim Kardashian Rubs It In That She’s More Fertile Than Her Sister Khloe

In an effort to make her sister Khloe feel even worse about her defective, barren womb, Kim Kardashian has gone on the record saying that her tiny bundle of joy was a real surprise, considering she thought she was as barren as her sister, but that she’s really glad she’s not.

“Khloe [Kardashian Odom] has been very open about her fertility issues and I think I was always really kind of quiet about mine, and I have similar issues, and so it was a pleasant surprise when so many doctors were telling me one thing and then the opposite happens,” Kim told E! News. “That’s an exciting moment; you can’t plan for things like that. So I think it’s just such a blessing knowing my circumstances.”

I’m sorry, but I don’t buy it. Kim Kardashian is never quiet about anything. If she really had fertility issues, you can be sure she would’ve devoted an hour-long special to them by now. I refuse to believe there is anything about Kim Kardashian that she hasn’t already told us 100 times, then somehow used to shill multiple products.

This all seems like a thinly veiled attempt to lord her fruitful womb and the giant-headed ego baby growing inside it over her sister, in case she’d been getting ideas about who was the dominant Kardashian. But don’t worry, Kim will get her comeuppance soon when the little dear eats both of its parents upon entering the world, lest they should detract from its spotlight.