ELUUSIF – I Love My Daft Punk

We @ Aerialnoise have just made contact with a real life alien emanating from London, United Kingdom.

Here is what we found:

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Who is he??

He is Eluusif. A 4008 year old alien producer on a mission from the Founding Fathers on a distant planet called EDM Prime to spread the word of Electronic Dance Music.

His mission:

In the middle of making a music video for his song “I Love My Daft Punk..” which is a story about aliens, robots and a beautiful princess. A fight between good and evil and the story of his life…

With this cause that he has sought after, he needs all of you delicate humanoids to pledge now unto him – because he has run out of what us humanoids call “money,” (and fighting evil, repairing spaceships and making music videos cost time and money).