Scene: Eclipse, in cafeteriaBella walks to their table with a Sunny D. She goes to open it.Edward: No Bella! Stop!Bella stops: Why?Alice: That's Sunny D.Bella: So...?Just then Angela approaches with her own Sunny D in hand.Angela: Hey Bella, what was the English homework?Bella is about to answer when Angela opens her bottle of Sunny D and Edward and Alice begin sparkling.Angela: Bella: Why are you guys sparkling like that? The sun's not even out!Edward: Well, Angela did just release the power of the sun.

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ringswraith wrote:(Warning. Barely skirting PG-13 with this one. You have been warned.)

Bella (to Edward): (huffing and getting out of bed) I didn't realize they weren't kidding when they said you were the fastest. Ugh!

Bwahahahahahaha! Love it Rings! Hilarious.

Bri~I didn't know you knew about FML.

reposting this one cuz I can't think of anything, but people told me this was funny...

During New Moon when Bella and Alice are in Italy...

Aro: Bella, would you like to stay here with us? You would be turned of course.Bella: Yes!Edward: Bella...but...why? (Edward looks like he should be crying)Bella: I'm sorry, Edward, but the option of becoming a member of the guard is much better than spending eternity with you.

Security: /excuse me sir your hands are freezing. I think we need to quarantineyou to check for diseases. We are also going to need to check your fingerprintsCarlisle: sorry i'm a doctor my hands are always that cold...

*thinks to him self later*Carlisle; wow i am really lucky i'm a doctorhe never would have believed me when i said i had no fingerprints