gja:Fun fact: Come to my place and I will remind you to sit the fark down when peeing.Because it splashes and you know it, and I am a clean person and not your goddamned maid.There is no urinal in my apartment, do not use the toilet as if it were unless you are willing to clean the surfaces around it.

Fun fact: If you "remind" me to sit while I pee, I'm pissing in your sink. Treat me like a child, and I'll act like one.

Know what I love? Giving my chicks a hard time when they leave the lid up. And they ALL do it. I look in the bathroom, and if the lid is up, I walk over to them like their dad used to, and say "Can you come with me for a minute?" It's so damn funny. They get this look of apprehension. So we go to the bathroom within sight of the toilet and I say "See the lid?" She goes "Yeah." Then I go "The lid belongs DOWN. Please don't make me have to ask you again. It's simple hygiene, and it's disgusting when you leave it up." They about have a sh*tfit because of all the years they've been complaining about the seat being up, and now they have to face something even more ridiculous than their own sexist self. It ROCKS.