An idiot friend of mine tried that trick and got arrested for it. That same friend pulled the trick off successfully with me driving years before. He had also seen Super Troopers. But he was a stoned idiot.

new_york_monty:An idiot friend of mine tried that trick and got arrested for it. That same friend pulled the trick off successfully with me driving years before. He had also seen Super Troopers. But he was a stoned idiot.

FTFA: "Police stopped a car being driven by 19-year-old Quentrel J. Johnson at about 5 p.m. Friday for driving without any headlights on, according to police complaints."

Almost made it... but that sentence is clunky and long to avoid ending in a preposition. How about Police stopped 19-year-old Quentrel J. Johnson's car because he didn't have his headlights on about 5 p.m. Friday. ?

If goats are allowed to graze on marijuana fields, as ungulates that regurgitate and chew the cud, will they act stoned or go about business as usual./feinting goats on dope//sitting in traffic jams brings up deep thoughts