Think that I'm a loser'Cause my pants are really too lowThink that I'm a slob'Cause I got holes in my shoesThink my cock is likeI like my dirty shirtWell you can fuck off'Cause I'm working sixty a weekYou think that life is really toughWhen your pappy won't buyYou a brand new carTake a girl out she won't fuck youAfter you just brought her a gram of cokeYou spent all your money on shitty cokeI'm not a loser! That's right,I'm not a loser!Cruise down the boulevardWasting mommy's gas while you'reLooking for kicks on Friday nightYou're only goal in lifeIs to smoke a jointAnd decide how you're gonna getLaid tonightYou are a fucking son-of-a-bitchYou arrogant assholeYour pants are too tightYou fucking homoYou suck, Mr. ButtfuckYou don't belong hereGo away you fucking gayI'm not a loser!