Things We Hope Never Happen: Hairy chested t-shirts for hairy-chested men

Given that the illustration above is a drawing and not a photograph, you’ll be relieved to know that this is one fashion idea that has yet to come to fruition. And we’re sure you’ll all join with us in offering thanks to the Style Gods above for that.

The idea is simple, yet… terrible. Take one hairy chested male. Add a t-shirt with strategic cut-outs, through which the chest rug can be seen. What do you get? Well, you get a crime of fashion, obviously, but thankfully one that doesn’t actually exist. Yet. Give it time, though, give it time…

Well the concept is flawed, besides the obvious. In this case, the head would always be flopped forward, unless you have some sort of brace behind it, but then the shirt would never lie smooth on the torso…I don’t believe they’ll find a way to make this work. I shan’t believe it!