1. “We’re all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.”

2. “Eat. My. Shorts.”

3. “Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place.”

4. “Without lamps, there’d be no light.”

5. “Don’t mess with the bull, young man. You’ll get the horns.”

6. “You ought to spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people.”

7. “You do everything everyone tells you to do and that is a problem.”

8. “No, killing yourself is not an option.”

9. “Being bad feels pretty good, huh?”

10. “Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us – in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.”