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Most Brazilians will not want to be reminded of what happened to their national team over the summer, but new manager Dunga has given his opinions on what went wrong. Apparently, Neymar's hair and headwear were a big problem.

Meanwhile, a German star has celebrated Die Nationalmannschaft's victory in Brazil by getting a World Cup trophy tattoo—even though he didn't actually play for the team.

Finally, Manchester City have brought us social media LOLs by using the hashtag #AskJesus during a Q&A with Jesus Navas.