Video Gold: Thistle, The Extended Meltdown

You may remember this creature named “Thistle” from the post-recall aftermath in Wisconsin a couple of weeks ago. Well, now there’s an extended video clip. Over seven minutes of side-splitting hilarity from this nutcase someone has labeled Pippi Bongstocking.

You know what I mean? You ask me what’s next? I don’t know! I’m sad. I’m really depressed. I hardly–I didn’t even want to come out here, because I knew that the Solidarity Singalong would just be singing and not, you know, going up to the offices of the politicians and saying, “Hey, um, you called, uh, the end of the, the recall last night–you conceded, when all the votes weren’t even in.”

As I pointed out on the earlier post about dear, brain-damaged Thistle, after the polls have closed is when all the votes are in. You see, Thistle, sweetie, they may not all have been counted, but they have all been cast. This isn’t like Florida in 2000, where the networks called it for Gore before polls closed. You might – might – have had a point in that case. But not here. As Omar Khayyam put it, “The moving finger writes, and having writ/Moves on; nor all thy mewling crybaby liberal tantrums/Shall lure it back to cancel half a line.”

I got as as far as 1:37 and I could stand no more. Look at it like this – she’s a wonderful recruiting tool for Conservatism. Other than that she will live and die pretty much in obscurity and subsequently be forgotten.

Go get another tat honey. And then organize “anarchists for bigger government”. HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA What a LOON! But it was “BEAUTIFUL, SPONTAEOUS AND THERE WAS A LOT OF ENERGY OUT THERE LAST NIGHT”. Yah and the energy kicked your ass.