The Stanley Parable

The Stanley Parable is a first person exploration game. You will play as Stanley, and you will not play as Stanley. You will follow a story, you will not follow a story. You will have a choice, you will have no choice. The game will end, the game will never end.

Freedom - Do what the narrator tells you to do.
Countdown - Turn the mind control on instead of off.
Museum - Go down the route that says "ESCAPE" on it.
Escape Pod - Leave the boss's office before the doors close.
Dream - Go down the stairs.
Broom Closet...

Would you want to have a unique gaming experience that does not abide to the normal boundaries of video games? That trolls the industry and itself in the cleverest of ways? If yes, then The Stanley Parable is the game for you. [...]

As a pretentious dork I really enjoyed this game. Every ending and choice is genius as far as I'm concerned. But one shines far above the rest. The Baby Game. I nevered bothered getting this ending because I have a finite amount of time on this earth and I would rather spend it mastering pogs. But just knowing that some jerk designed a game that tricked several people into wasting 4 hours of their lives protecting a virtual representation of cardboard cutout of a baby gives me the greatest joy I have ever experienced in my life MUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 8/10

I won't say a damn thing about this game. Every little thing I may talk about it will be a spoiler and this game is all about those spoilers eventually. SO if you want to know why this game is 10/10, go buy it now

Hey! Here's a list of common issues with the game:
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If you can't fix it, don't post in this thread!!
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DOWNLOAD
Cool and new link:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7nudkegjum94i5y/raphael.bsp?dl=0
Using dropbox for direct download:
http://imgur.com/a/66tig
Old link: DO NOT USE, OUTDATED
https//dl.dropboxusercontent com/u/21424088/Ect/Share/raphael.bsp
Imp...

I want to know what endings people got first, might make a chart, I dont know. (I watched videos on the game before I played it, so I dont have a true first ending, but the first one I got was probably the game ending)
POST NUMBER = 100+.
COUNTING SYSTEM...