Aadn – any day nowafaik – as far as i knowafk – away from keyboardaka – also known asatm – according to meattn – attention

Bbak – back at the keyboardbbiab – be back in a bitbbl – be back laterbbs – be back soonbfn – bye for nowbif – basis in factbion – believe it or notbl – belly laughingbrb – be right backbta – but then againbtt – back to topicbtw – by the way

Ccmiiw – right me if i’m incorrectcu – see youcua – common user accesscul – see you latercwyl – chat with ya latercyo – see you online

Ddba – doing business asdiku? – do i know you?Dityid? – did i tell you i’m distressed?Dtrt – do the right thing

Eemfbi – excuse me for butting ineom – end of messageeos – end of showeot – end of thread

Iiac – in any caseiag – i’m a geniusiae – in any eventianal – i am not a lawyeric – i seeicam – i couldn’t agree moreid – i disagreeiha – i despise acronymsiirc – if i remember correctlyily or ilu – i like youimao – in my arrogant opinionimco – in my considered opinionimho – in my humble opinionimnsho – in my not so humble opinionimo – in my opinioniow – in other wordsipn – i’m posting nakedirl – in real lifeirt – in real timeita – i really agreeitd – i really disagreeitrw – in the real world

Jjat – just a thoughtjapri – jalur pribadijfu – just for youjic – just in casejk – just kidding (or joke)jmho – just my humble opinionjmo – just my opinion

Kkwim? – know what i mean?

Ll8r – laterlbay – laughing back at yould – later dudeldr – long-distance relationshipllta – lots and lots of thunderous applauselmao – lauging my ass offlol – laughing out loud or lots of lucklolbay – laughing out loud back at youltm – laugh to myselfltns – long time no see

Mm/f? – male or female?Mego – my eyes glazed overmhoty – my hat’s off to youmink – multiple income no kidsmmha2u – my most humble apologies to youmoos or motos – member of the opposite sexmoss or motss – member of the same sexmotd – message of the daymoto – member of the opposantmud – multi-user dungeon (or dimension)

Nnbif – no basis in factnbir – no basis in realitynw – no waynp – no problemnrn – no answer necessary

Ooic – oh, i seeoll – on-line likeomg – oh my godoot – out of topicootb – out of the boxopm – other people’s moneyotf – on the floorotoh – on the other handotooh – on the other, other handotp – on the phoneotth – on the third handottomh – off the top of my headotw – on the way

Ssink – single income no kidssitd – still in the darkso – significant othersol – smiling out loudsomy? – sick of me yet?Sos – someone on shoulderstd – sick to deathsts – sorry to say

Ttaf – that’s all folkstafn – that’s all for nowtanstaafl – there ain’t no such thing as a free lunchtbh – to be honesttcn – take care nowtfh – thread from helltfi – the fact istfm – thanks from metfmt – thanks from me tootfs – thank for sharingtgif – thank god it’s fridaytgtbt – too excellent to be righttfrm – thanks for remind methx – thankstia – thanks in advancetic – tongue in cheektig – this is fantastictiic – the idiots in chargetla – three-letter acronymtptb – the powers that bettfn – ta ta for nowttyl – talk to you latertq or tx or txs or thx – thanks (or thank you)tysm – thank you so muchtyvm – thank you very much

Uuapita or yapita – you’re a pain in the assustm or ystm – you should thanks me

Vvwp – very well place

Ww4w – word for wordwags – what a fantastic talewai – what an inspiration!Wb – welcome backwdalyic? – who died and left you in charge?Wfm – works for mewibni – wouldn’t it be nice ifwp – well placewt? – what/who the?Wth? – what the hell?Wtg – way to gowtgp? – want to go private?Wts – with that saidwu? – what’s up?Wuf? – where are you from?Wysiwyg – what you see is what you get

Xxoxo – kisses and hugsxx – kisses

Yyaag – you are a geniusyabr – you are being replacedygbsm – you’ve gotta be shittin’ meymmv – your mileage may varyyrr – you ‘r’ rightyvmw – you’re very much welcome