Alamo Drafthouse cinemas are famous for their silence policy during movies. Their recent promo features a rare guest appearance by Susan Bennett -- the voice behind Apple's "Siri" -- who has a lot to say about texting while screening. (Don't make her go all Hal 3000 on you.)

"The Simpsons" may be in the middle of its twenty-fifth season, but the show still has a trick or two to play on us. A new clip shows the animators' tribute to the films of Hayao Miyazaki (who it seems isn't really retiring after all). The pastiche of references to "Spirited Away" and "Howl's Moving Castle" will put you in the mood for an all-cartoon diet -- just in time for the weekend! Watch below.