The nurse quickly returned to my room with a medium top but must have grabbed a triple XL pant by accident. Instead of taking the mature route and simply informing her of the mistake, I did this.

Of course I was laughing so hard and having such a great time with the enormous pants that my nurse heard me and knocked on my door. She eventually brought me a medium pant and made me go back to drinking my barium. (Barium is something you have to drink before a CT Scan. It's nast.)