Monday, September 5, 2011

Popular Posts

Before I go to bed I just wanted to point out the Popular Posts section at the right side of this blog. It's a Blogger gadget that tallies up the posts people visit most and ranks them. I think it's mostly perverts and potato chip fetishes that visit my blog. Your fine self excluded, of course.

The most popular post I've ever posted is Shook Up Like A Bag of Chips because everybody is always googling photos of potato chip bags. WHY? Just tell me why? Is it a kinky thing? I mean, WTF people? I can understand eating them but googling them? Weird chip-googling weirdos.

I totally understand the X is for X-Rated post and the Beavers and Other Endings post. Fecking pervs. But I don't get The Ants Go Squishy One By One, unless they're looking for exterminators. Or maybe it's sickos who are bored with burning ants under a magnifying glass and want to try something more hands-on.

As for the Rant #3? Who the hell knows.

It's certainly not good writing that keeps 'em coming back for more because these were some of the WORST posts I've ever posted.

The only thing I know for sure is people got a potato chip fixation and if I really want to get Dave's engine revving I'd be just as far ahead to dress up in a potato chip bag as I would in Saran Wrap.

I'm sorry. I really, really wanted to read your whole post, but then I saw that bag of potato chips there on the side, and my imagination took over with wild, lustfiul fantasies. So I didn't get any further. What was it you were saying about chips? I mean... posts?

I agree with your curiosity about popular posts. I always marvel at the same thing. I write a post that I think is a marvel, in the realm of Hemmingway and it gets all but ignored. But I mention someone like a Kardashian in a less than stellar post and everyone reads it, go figure. As for the potato chips fetish...well they are fun to crunch up.