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Someone died. And there's some holiday.

By IGN Staff

One "debunking" story from one fansite too many has sent newsgroup junkie Jeremy "ManaByte" Conrad into a tailspin, causing him to spontaneously explode over the IGN offices, spraying blood and gore over the coffee maker, David Smith's sit down Neo Geo machine, and into Tal's stupendous goatee. While no one was hurt, the periodically active IGN Staff has refused to pick up the mess, citing creative differences.

We'd like to take this moment to excuse ourselves from tomorrow's publish, as we'll have to put Jeremy Conrad back together while still finding time to strap rockets onto a kitten's back in celebration of our forefather's solid real estate purchases. Because of our experience with rebuilding dead bodies, we estimate that this will take anywhere from 22 to 33 hours, depending on equipment strength and access to good over-the-counter diet medication.