This was hilarious. I loved how you just adjusted the names for the next gen kids so that they were the opposite gender, so funny! I loved Severa Snape too. And the whole teachers being there forever is so true! I loved Professor Flitwick/Slughorn/McGonagall/whoeveritwas. Awesome parody!

Author's Response: Haha I'm glad you liked it, I had so much fun writing this xD Thanks for the review!

Oh my goodness lol, your author's note made more sense than this story did. It was amazing, regardless though. Hilarious and I love all of your names for McGonagall/Flitwick/Slughorn. They cracked me up lol. Great parody :D

hahahahaha.bahaha. ohh how I truly loved it! This just made my day! Totally awsome and hilarious...and yet soo so true! All the stories on this site are all cliche and the same! ( not dissing them, I am afterall on this site for a reason) I t was nice to see you bring attention and make fun of it all. so many good points.. like the potions assignment and how the two people who get paired together cant stand one another but are secretly in love... anyways I know i'm rambling on and on so ill stop now
you are a genious though :)

Author's Response: Yay I'm glad you liked it! Don't worry, I know what you mean - there's nothing wrong with using cliches every now and then (they're all cliche for a reason, after all - because people like them and they make an enjoyable story). Haha well it's always nice to be called a genius xD Thanks so much for reading, and espcially for the review!

Loved it, loved it, loved it! It was awesome and so damn funny! So random and I love anything random. And this is my favorite ship, you know Scorpius and Rose and I also loved how you kept breaking the fourth wall (is that right?) Great! Best fan fiction piece Ive read since well, a really long tome ago and I only started a few months ago. Anyhoo, back to praising you, loved it!

Author's Response: Aww thank you! I love Scorose as well - it was my OTP for a long, long time. And I'm glad you liked that, I always love it when the fourth wall is broken (yeah, I think that's right :P), especially in sitcoms and stuff like that. Thanks so much for the lovely review, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

I'm a fan of parodies. I am not a fan of ScoRose fics.
But...I felt like your parody crossed that vital line between "funny" and "just mean". I laughed in a few places, but all in all, I was kind of wide-eyed shocked at how vicious it was.

Author's Response: It certainly wasn't meant to be mean at all - it was just me having a bit of fun and writing a complete crackfic with as much nonsense thrown in there as possible. There are quite a few cliches and certain elements of fanfiction that I tend to roll my eyes at when I see them, and it was my intention to poke a bit of fun at those, but I'm rather concerned that you considered it vicious so is it ok if I PM you?

Oh goodness, I could not stop laughing! That was beyond brilliant - I hadn't realised how much I needed a good parody in my life until I read that ;P Siriusly though, outstanding job - all the awards for all the cliches! I can't even choose what I liked best because it'll just start me on a never ending ramble of all the things, but yeah, thumbs up!

Author's Response: Haha I'm glad you enjoyed it! (Love your use of 'siriusly' btw xD) I had a great time writing it so I'm glad you enjoyed reading it too, thanks for the review!

LOL. This is really true. I hate all of the Scorpius/Rose cliche stories. So thanks for writing this. You've made my day. :)

-Kat (who hates Scorpius/Rose, Draco/Hermione, and all other cliches such as James II/OC, Albus II/OC, and Albus/Scorpius -- actually, I kinda hate all Next Gen except a good Teddy/Victoire.) So amen, sistah. :)

Author's Response: Haha thank you! In the past, I've written some scarily cliche Rose/Scorpius fics, so I sort of felt qualified to write a mockery of them x) Thanks for the review, I'm glad you liked it! (Brilliant username, by the way - the Hunger Games = love.)

HAHAHAHA. That was awesome. I love how you even included cliches for the side characters as well. My favorite is Severa Snape I think. Though Mcflickgorn (or whatever name it goes by) is pretty awesome too, if just for the name(s) only. :D

Author's Response: Yay, thank you! I basically just wanted to throw in as many cliches/completely random oddness as possible, hence Severa, and as for Mcflickagorn... I really do not know where all that came from xD Thanks for the review, I'm really glad you enjoyed it!