While North Korea has the propaganda of military parades down pat, it needs to work on how it uses computer games to indoctrinate. Actually, it just needs to work on computer games. And once it has that down, the country can focus on brain washing.

Uriminzokkiri is a web portal that pushes North Korean propaganda from the country's central news agency. It's based in China, but according to Reuters, it's controlled from Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea.

On Uriminzokkiri, there are a handful of flash games you can play on your computer, reports NK News. Let's have a look at five of them.

Links are included so you can play them; however, many of them are offensive and unsettling. They also suck.

A Treasure Key

This isn't as stomach churning as some of the other ones. It's a maze type game, in which you destroy evil foreign foes, like Japanese politicians who are monkeys and George W. Bush, who is a giant rat. Okay, I lied. It is stomach churning and features some truly janky controls. If you complete all the mazes, you can unify Korea, unlocking flowers and a rainbow.