Neopets can SMD!

Anyone know what neopets are? well i got a story, in about grade 4(like 8 years ago lol) fucking mcdonalds where giivng them out for free so everyone started trading in my elementary school and some grade 6 ripped me off my starry pet, and i actually punched him and his tooth fell out. I was amazed myself

But yeah ever since that day neoppets can SMD! even though they were gay to begin with but does anyone else think neopets website is the most fucking shittieist peice of shit george bush shit?

IT FUCKING SUCKS LIKE THERES THESE 50 AND 40 YEAR OLDS THAT PLAY THIS WTF?!?!?!

ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of 'Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the 'engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of 'excruciating pain, the cobra died.