I'm trying to speak, but you just won't hearAre you paying attention, is there something in your earCome on stupid, why can't you comprehendDid you just hear anything that I just said?What the hell is wrong with your fuckin' head?No - asshole! I told you my name is Fred

Are you deaf?I'm sick of repeating myselfAre you deaf?Might as well as put your head on a shelfAre you deaf?I've only been talking for an hourAre you deaf?It's like speaking to a fuckin' flowerAre you deaf?Goes in one ear and out the otherAre you deaf?Why don't you listen you stupid motherAre you deaf?

Maybe you should think about cleaning your earsHow long has it been - a couple of million years?Doesn't seem like you have anything upstairsI've had better conversations talking to some chairsI'm getting pissed, you sure are acting lameHey shithead, this aint no fuckin' game