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curse pulls out his purple and pink water gun that he kept *just in case* He motions for Jason to come and get it, but Jason doesn't want a water gun in his [censored] (though he thought it sounded a little sekzy) <img border="0" alt="[Yum]" title="" src="graemlins/yum.gif" /> So Jason grabs crime and starts beating him with......

"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."

The doll is made entirely out of edible underwear. So, while Jason was beating the **** out of crime, Boy George and his new [censored] b/eating crew (consisted of Giz, neo, unreal, and defcon) came to help george consume the entire doll. While they were consuming one edible panty after another.......

"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."

/Me scoops the peanut butter out of her hair and tastes it. /me is going to kill deffy (and his ninja clones) cause it was the crunchy kind... Just as skippy is ready to shut deffy's pee pee in a door.......

"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."

...but then Milhouse aka thebluegiant mysteriously catches on fire(never burn down Curse's house), and the flames appear to be fueled by his new Magnesium suit Curse gave him for Satanmas™, then suddenly...

...Grabbing Skippys head then slamming it in a steel door, then anally rapes Curse's Girlfriend with a dildo covered in vaginal goo that has siphilus, genital worts, and other nasties (This seemed to have been pulled out of Skippy)...

"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

...Shoves it straight up Skippy's [censored], causing her to leak her disease fluid and prove once and for all that the dildo was hers... and yes Skippy's mom is not a bag lady but still on easy lay...

"Remember how much fun you had shooting spitwads at the teacher in seventh grade? Imagine applying that kind of attitude to actually [censored] with Mitsubishi!" - Jello Biafra

......kinda like Deffy's grandmom, who taught Deffy all his super l3370 skills, by shoving a fone in and out of his [censored], playing neil diamond tunes with his red box. As for skippy, she got rid of all her imaginary STDs, but Deffy went out and got head from........

"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."

The shemale bit learners dick off... AHAHA! It happens... As hkzknight hops into his penguin machine and vanishes again (as he laughs and says you can't kill me... I'm already dead...)... <img border="0" alt="[Sheep]" title="" src="graemlins/sheep.gif" /> then the penguin has rocket packs and they shoot into space not to be found till some other day lol.

then /me comes up with a machette and kills the shemale who was already choking because she had Learner's dick stuck in her throat. /me laughs hysterically as she hands learner his dick back. Then she slaps learner for being a sick son of a [censored] and letting the shemale near his dick in the first place. Learner starts crying so she kicks him to the ground. He curls up in the fetal position and crys and crys, until.....

(sorry for making you look like a pussy..learner.... )

"I have been driven to my knees many times, because there was no place else to go."