«When a powerful telekinetic/telepathic being (the narrator) comes to Earth, he decides to make Supergirl into his Superslut. Humiliating and degrading this 'hero' will be the most fun he's had in millennia.»

«What do you call a human with cat ears and a tail? I need to know because I have one living in my house! Wherever I go, animals keep turning into naked women! What's going on? How long can I keep this secret? How can things possibly any weirder?»