Gene Simmons From KISS Found His Animal Doppelgänger, and I Am SHOOK

You just have to see it.

Gene Simmons: prepare to meet your match. This cow that looks exactly like KISS's longest-tongued musician is proof that the animal kingdom is full of natural miracles.

"Little Genie," as the cow has been aptly named, was born at a ranch in Texas on Friday looking identical to famed KISS frontman Gene Simmons, Huffington Post reports. The fact that there was rock music playing at the time of her birth may or may not be a coincidence.

The similarities are undeniable: The pair shares the same butterfly-shaped facial markings — though human Gene's are painted on and "Little Genie's" are permanent features — and propensity for sticking out their tongues. It was once rumored that human Gene had part of his own tongue replaced with a cow's to make it longer...but you can draw your own conclusions on that one (hint: that probably didn't happen).

"I didn’t realize how uncanny the comparison was until a friend put the two pictures side by side," Drew Taylor, who runs a tourism company called Hill Country Visitor that promotes the region of Texas Hill, told HuffPo. "I said, 'Can I have that picture? Can I use it?'"

He immediately posted the picture to Facebook, and the rest was rock-n-roll history.

Little Genie's owner works for a local steakhouse (you can probably guess where this is going...), but the fact that this calf has a famous doppelgänger will probably end up saving her from becoming someone's next meal. "Obviously, we can't serve this fine specimen, we may just keep Genie as we call her, as a mascot for the steakhouse," Taylor wrote in a Facebook post.

Of course, it didn't take long for the real Gene Simmons to find his long lost bovine twin. Shortly after the story went viral, he posted a link to Little Genie's picture with the caption, "This is real folks!!!" and the official KISS Facebook page shared the news with the caption, "#KISSisEverywhere! HA!"