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Sunday, March 1, 2009

Only for those with a good sense of humor

This post is ONLY meant for those who have a good sense of humor. No offence meant here. Just for laffs!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:1. He called everyone brother2. He liked Gospel3. He didn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into His Father's business2. He lived at home until he was 333. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:1. He talked with His hands2. He had wine with His meals3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:1. He never cut His hair2. He walked around barefoot all the time3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:1. He was at peace with nature2. He ate a lot of fish3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He was always telling stories.3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

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O'Jays. Location: Fola Agoro,close to the University of Lagos.(Will get the full addy later),and another branch Inside the National Stadium, Surulere. One of the best hang outs in Lagos. So much fun to have there. Nigerian Clientelle.

Bacchus. Location: On Awolowo Road.Ikoyi,Lagos. Good Music,this where a lot of the rich kids hang out. Mixed Clentelle

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