He&#39;s not the father of the kid(s)

Earlier this year, some woman with four kids from Ontario called Karen Sala alleged that Keanu Reeves knocked her up and that he was the father of at least one of her children. He denied even knowing her. According to TMZ, DNA tests have proved that Keanu’s sperm did not produce any of her babies.

Keanu’s lawyer will be asking the court to throw this sh-t out. Meanwhile Sala is her own lawyer and is still persisting with her demand that Keanu pay her $150K a month retro from 1988. Of course Sala is now also challenging the validity of the results.

That is some crazy f-cking Twi-Hard level lunacy. And a wonderful imagination.

If I was more imaginative, I would accuse Brad Pitt of giving me a baby 20 years ago. And the court will probably still process my case and the papers would go ahead and print it even though I’ve never had a child. F-ckery is easy.