So the War on Christmas has been shelved with the Santa hats, at least for another year, but it is still Hannukkah. Hannukkah is really a minor holiday, but its proximity to Christmas makes it a major player. Jewish kids who wouldn’t know Yom Kippur from kippered salmon know all about Hannukkah.

Not that anyone knows how to spell it, at least not with the English alphabet. It can be Chanukah or Hanuka. Or as H and I like to call it: Ha-nookie. After all, Hebrew tradition says it’s a mitzvah (good deed) for married couples to have a little nookie on a holiday. It’s “Kosher Sex.” One reason why Orthodox Jews have so many kids is that there are so many Jewish holidays.

So last night’s Ha-nookie not only gave us pleasure, but made us feel we were doing a good deed. Of course, we were also doing a bad deed, according to Orthodox Judaism, since it now happens to be *that time of month* for me, when I get a visit from my Aunt Ruby. This is another reason why Orthodox families are so big; because the women aren’t even allowed to touch their husbands when they’re menstruating or for a week afterwards. So the presence of Aunt Ruby cancels out the mitzvah of Holiday Sex.

Its during times like this that my essential agnosticism kicks in, and I recall that none of us have any idea what God, the Goddess or the 8-armed Gila Monster in the Sky really wants, or whether He, She or It even exists, let alone cares, and we just have to do what we think is best for ourselves, our family, friends, fans, humankind and Mother Earth, not necessarily in that order. It certainly doesn’t hurt any of the aforementioned for me to have sex during my period. And sometimes, it makes me feel better. This is one of many times when sex is not for procreation, but for recreation and orgasmic healing. H is no redwinger, but he doesn’t mind a little ketchup on his hot dog.

However, this is not a good time for squirting, at least not for me. Deborah says that FE can flow more freely during menstruation, but I’m sorry, that’s just too gross. I have enjoyed wild nasty messy sex during my period, but usually in cheap motels (and I do leave an extra big tip for the maid).

So we had nice neat Ha-nookie. H, marvelous hubby that he is, started off by rubbing my toes with my favorite Natural Body Labs lavender-scented oil. H is the best kind of foot fetishist; he enjoys giving foot massages. I always say that the way to many a woman’s heart (and genitals) is through her feet. Of course, H does like to play with my toes like they’re dolls or puppets. Each toe has a personality. They *talk* to each other; sometimes they kiss or fight. It’s a little strange. But it cracks me up and, in between Toe Talk, H gives the best foot massage on Earth.

Which is perfect foreplay for hot Ha-nookie. I’m not going to give more details; this is bloggamy, not blogporn (at least, not tonight). Suffice it to say that he squirted, and I didn’t. But I did have one of those rich deep rippling orgasms that seem to holler up from a well and then soar through the clouds. Actually, I had two.

Now it’s your turn: Happy Ha-nookie!

P.S. Do a good deed for bloggamy: Buy something through one of these links. For Ha-nookie enthusiasts, I recommend Weimar Love: Hot Sex in Pre-Nazi Berlin. Just like the title says, it’s got plenty of Hot Sex, Evil Nazis, Entrepreneurial Jews, Potent Aphrodisiacs and Vintage Fucking Machines. Plus it was filmed on the third night of Hannukkah and includes a very surreal menorah-lighting in between all the sex and history. Hey, it’s a mitzvah! Amen to that. And Awomen too!

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“I FINALLY got around to watching Weimar Love last night–and I LOVED IT! Annnnnnd I was reminded of our kindred spirit and why I felt such a “YES!” the first time I ever saw you on TV, explaining the function of “the wonderful nerve endings” ’round the anus. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yes,” you said to the guy who’d called in for advice on taking the plunge with his wife, “Going downnnnn for the butthole… ahhhhhhhhhhh, yes.”

Regarding the historic, foot-pedaled didlo machine exhibited in Weimar Love…I must say, I felt the need to hide my eyes when you jumped up on that thing and gave a whirl for yourself! (“Oh, no, Suzy–I can’t watch! I can’t watch!”) I squinted my eyes and held a pillow up at arms length to block out the lower half of the TV screen. Thankfully, you dismounted more quickly than did the other girls. (One is not supposed to watch one’s SISTER do these sorts of things, you see. I realize I’m old-fashioned that way…)

Most touching for me was your overall emphasis on connecting the heart and mind and body and soul, which is something you communicate on your blog, on your site, on your show, in your life presentations, and which also comes through between the lines on this DVD. I SO appreciated how you tied together elements such as Sex, the Holocaust, George Bush Junior, Adolf Hitler, the big building that was blown up in Germany pre-WWII and the big buildings that were blown up in the USA on 9/11 (pre-Iraq war), and other pieces of The Big Puzzle of our weird life here on Planet Earth. And then…the topper…that quote you included from Goering!! Man oh man–brilliant! Thank you so much for that! That alone was worth the price of the DVD. And there’s so much more, too! Oh! And I also had a sweet li’l sex dream last night as a result of watching the DVD, so thank you for that, too! ; – ) Nice bonus track! Special Features, indeed!”

Ha-nookie? What a great idea! My tranny wife just made me a hot silky bath, complete with candles and incense, and now I’m gonna ask her if she’ll play with my toes. Sounds like the perfect build-up to some steamy she-male sex. Mmmm… thanx for the bloggamy, and I’ll post more later!

Carlo from Genova
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2:14 am

Hello Dr. Suzy I just clicked on to the War Against Christmas, how strange. Who are these two idiotas, I have never heard of them here in my country. John Gibson and O’Rielly (Irish I believe)( aren’t those the people that have been killing each other over religion :) are not known in my country of Italy. I do know O’Reilly’s boss, Murdock the publisher of tits & ass newspapers. Why do they want Christian businesses? Christian governments? Why can’t the world choose their own religion? Christ should not be in any store, he was not a salesman and in fact he hated commercialism, so they say. I find it strange that we have to follow American religious practices. I find it strange that I have to swallow this Christian line of aggression against a minority of humanity. I always thought the American ideal was to protect the minority against the dictatorship of the majority.These seem like theives in the night who have stolen all the great traditions of every pagan holiday in the name of Jesus and Christianity. Get real. America is at the crossroads.I can tell you one thing, Christ would be turning in his grave if he knew what was going on. Wait till this Irish man goes to the gates of heaven and Christ asks him what have you done in my name O’Reilly?I think these two people should tell the truth about where our holidays and holy days come from, otherwise they are just lacky’s of private commercial interests. The reality is that most people aren’t Christians around the world, so why don’t you Americans just go ahead and alianate the rest of the world. Hey, what the heck, just bomb everyone that doesn’t agree with you.We love you in Italy, and we’re good Christians,Love Carlo from Genova, Italy

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