So whose predictions seem more accurate? It's hard to say: Ackerman sticks to vague platitudes about the mayoral race, baseball season, restaurant openings and the city's post-Sandy infrastructure. Pluto, for example, is cited as the reason why NYC should improve its framework—apparently the planet's presence indicates activity underground—but that's a pretty "well, duh," point. Meanwhile, John makes several concrete predictions, among them that Anthony Weiner will run for mayor; that the Yankees will win the World Series; and that Gov. Cuomo will marry his longtime partner, Food Network personality Sandra Lee. (Eek.)

Obviously, only time will tell if this prognosticating is accurate. We're admittedly skeptical about the whole process, but hey, who knows?