Born as No one, Nobody has been shrouded in mystery, to the extent that his parentage, and even the date of his birth, are completely unknown. His talents are endless and he possesses the largest ego in the known universe. The reason for the obscurity of his continued existence is believed to be linked to the fact that he made himself nameless.

Nobody, being enigmatic and tricky has no known proof of current existence, much like god and love. Also, despite having no known gender, it has been proven that in all likelihood Nobody loves you.

Some rather uppity, disenchanted women have complained that Nobody is a man. However, Nobody is perfect, and cares about everything and anything in the world, which suggests otherwise.

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Earlier Years

Nobody's insignia, which he proudly wears every day. It has been suggested that it is phallic in nature, however if your penis looks like this, then you should be concerned.

The sound of the one hand clapping was the first in a series of discoveries he made. He went on to discover the whole truth, the philosophers stone, the meaning of life, the secret of happiness, the Fountain of Youth and the secret of success.

Nobody was around to hear a tree falling in a forest, but Nobody thought to ask if it made a sound.

Franz Kafka wrote about nobodies. This is not remarkable, however, as Kafka wrote about all sorts of stuff that Nobody really liked.

His unusual exploits drew the attention of the Illuminati, whom he as yet keeps eluding. They almost got him when they sent the Spanish Inquisition after him during his successful trip back in time, but to their dismay he expected them and escaped in time.

Later times

When he was 10 years old, he had mastered art and hacking. With his excellent skills he peacefully convinced the furries and wapaneses to leave DeviantART and turned it into a full-Fledged art site.

When he was 23 years old, he became a senator and passed SOPA. This has caused the downfall of the internet. Surprisingly, this was quite welcome. Because he is nobody.

He had travelled back in time with Doctor Who to destroy the Nazis, the Japanese and the Fascists, thus stopping World War II from happening.

He also proved the existence of Jesus. This was still largely remains unknown, however, due to the information long lost because of some religion related reason.