Sunday, 28 August 2011

Today, New York, Los Angeles, And Munich! Tomorrow….Oxford!

Mum-of-two Ms Longshaw, 49, from Charlbury, says she is co-ordinating the rally along with members of the international Justice4MJ group from Los Angeles, who hope to stage other rallies in New York, Los Angeles, Munich, Paris and Sydney.

Never, ever has the phrase ‘Get a life, woman!’ been so apt…

She said: “It has been a long wait – two years for Dr Conrad Murray to come to trial – but we fans want to make sure his trial, which is set to begin on September 20, and what really happened to Michael, is in the front of everyone’s minds.”
She added: “Our goal is no longer to bring Conrad Murray to justice. We are aware we have no influence over the justice system in LA…”

That’s some self-awareness, there…

Anyone wondering ‘Why Oxford..?’ should be in no doubt that it’s a hub of Michael Jackson history.

Jackson visited Oxford in March 2001 to address the Oxford Union.
Hundreds of fans gathered in the city for a chance to spot their idol.

Ms Longshaw said: “Michael has a history here and I feel there will be people who will want to join me in supporting the cause for justice for him…”

And, are there?

Well….

While Michael Jackson has millions of fans worldwide, Ms Longshaw admitted her search for Oxfordshire-based fans has so far drawn a blank.

“I have been on forums everywhere trying to contact Oxfordshire-based fans, without any luck so far. There must be some out there. I’ll be waiting to hear from them.”

Oh, fuck Jacko and his funfair, I'm still waiting for someone to indict Elvis's toilet. But for SBC's benefit, I did hear that Jackson's will said that all the plastic in his body was to be removed and recycled into a playground slide... so kids could carry on going down on him for years (not my joke but it was about the sickest one I can remember hearing at the time).

I wonder if Jackson's doctor ever gets asked if he remembers what he was doing the day Michael died?

Anyway, to be honest, I never really cared that much for MJ. His best work was the product of others and I wouldn't have said he could dance that well, just some moves that looked good the first time you saw them.