Would You Join The Mile High Club If Your Parents Were On The Same Plane? She Did

BEING in the mile high club (for those who don’t know if means you’ve shagged in a plane more than a mile up in the air) isn’t all that much of a distinction these days. Hell, even middle aged hacks have sometimes managed it. But quite how you manage it does offer the possibility of distinction.

Nipping into the loo with a current lover qualifies but it doesn’t quite rise to the glory of actually picking up a stranger on the plane and managing it.

A British woman in her 20s was arrested after losing her temper with cabin crew who caught her locked in an aeroplane toilet with a man she had just met.

The apparently drunk tourist is said to have been handcuffed to a chair by flight attendants – to the horror of her parents, who were travelling with her.

OK, working on a shag on a plane is one thing but while traveling with your parents? “Excuse me Mum, just off for a quickie”?

Apparently, after being found out by the cabin crew she got a tad angry which is why they handcuffed her. Perhaps I’m just too much of an old prude but I think I’d prefer it if her parents were horrified about the shag in the loo rather than the handcuffed bit.