Granted, this may end up being a relatively harmless incident, and there will almost certainly be no criminal charges filed. BUT… if I told you that an NFL player's dog attacked a woman and her three-year-old child, what team would you guess that player was from? What state do you think it happened in? If you said "Bengals" and "Ohio," congratulations: you have a gift for the predictable.

A woman and her toddler son were bitten Thursday morning by a dog at a home owned by Cincinnati Bengal Deltha O’Neal… Officers found Jasmie Risco, 23, and her 3-year-old son, Jaiden, undergoing treatment at Anderson Mercy Hospital for dog bites to their legs and buttocks. Investigators said O’Neal was not at the home when the dog, a Rottweiler, bit the pair but returned to take them to the hospital.

If Michael Vick can get suspended indefinitely for dog fighting, I can only imagine what will happen to O'Neal. Dog fighting is one thing, but dogs fighting toddlers is absolutely inhumane. Kids aren't ready to take on a Rottweiler in the ring until about age 7. That's when you get the best prize fights.

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O'Neal was training this dog for one last fight against Bad Newz Kennelz….he needed some easy fodder to get it ready.

09.14.07 at 1:48 pm

hardawayhatesyou

Having your dog maul a lady and her kid is just a part of O'Neal's culture.

09.14.07 at 1:49 pm

Matt

+1 HHY. I just put on some LOLlerskates.

09.14.07 at 1:55 pm

Merk

First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow.

09.14.07 at 1:57 pm

Camp Tiger Claw

And then Chris Henry bought the kid some Schnapps.

09.14.07 at 1:58 pm

Weed Against Speed

Travis Henry just bought nine Rottweilers.

09.14.07 at 2:03 pm

Signal to Noise

I'm putting money on O'Neal's pit bull against Joey Porter's.

09.14.07 at 2:04 pm

Anonymous

Hey Merk,

I thought the guy on the couch was a friend of yours.

09.14.07 at 2:05 pm

brooklyn

man joey porter's dogs killed a horse. o'neal's couldn't even take down a baby. i'm not saying that rotweiler is DEFINITELY gay, but i'm not NOT saying it either.fag.

09.14.07 at 2:06 pm

hardawayhatesyou

Is this where we put up all our favorite 'Half Baked' quotes? Sweet:

"Where are you from?"

"Well I be from Jamaica, man……lord have mercy."

"Where from in Jamaica?"

"Uhh…right near the beach. Boyyyyyyy!"

09.14.07 at 2:07 pm

wacha_talkin_bout_willus

Thanks be to Jesus, that the Rott didn't think the kid was a midget and try and hump her.

09.14.07 at 2:15 pm

Anonymous

I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love pussy! The end.

09.14.07 at 2:17 pm

whowillsexmutombo

What were the woman and her toddler doing at his house when he wasn't there? I say they were robbing the joint. In which case the dog was doing its job, and nothing more.

Good boy!

09.14.07 at 2:19 pm

Steve03

Jasmie??? What the fuck kind of name is Jasmie? Leave it to a stripper to mispell her own stripper name.

09.14.07 at 2:23 pm

Anonymous

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

Bob Saget said that shit.

09.14.07 at 2:23 pm

Careless

"Now that's a titty."

09.14.07 at 2:30 pm

hardawayhatesyou

Aww, man….I dont wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow.

09.14.07 at 2:34 pm

Careless

@hardawayhatesyou: I can't stop laughing. I am sooooooo fired.

09.14.07 at 2:38 pm

hardawayhatesyou

Careless, I know its a dumb ass movie, but I love it.

"Doctor said I need a backiotomy"…….."He had sex with my momma!"……."I'm impotent, man–GET AWAY FROM ME BITCH!"

09.14.07 at 2:39 pm

Merk

man.. nothing better than posting on WL something that vaguely related to the story. Then going to do the half hour of work i feel is required of me as a gov't work and coming back to find that you inadvertently have started a thread jack.

wait.. there's alot of things that are better than that… wtf? when did this shit take over my life?! DAMN YOU UFFORD!

09.14.07 at 2:58 pm

Pauly

Abba Zaba, you my only friend.

09.14.07 at 3:17 pm

Anonymous

ABRACADABRA, B!

09.14.07 at 3:19 pm

Anonymous

Also the ever popular,

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!"

09.14.07 at 3:25 pm

Pauly

Turn around and ASK me for a Heffer with cheese, yo!

09.14.07 at 3:42 pm

Anonymous

–Lady, seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.