("Hey yo, Adam, what's up? This is Mix Master Mike calling fromSacramento. Um...ah, I've been wanting to hook up with you, maybe on Some tracks...I've got some shit right here, if you could-[Scratching]My turntable's through a wah-wah pedal...[Scratching continues]It's called the tweak scratch.")

Cause nobody can do it like Mix Master can! Come onI've got the D double O, D double O styleHere we go again because it's been awhileDo me a favor don't touch that dialI rock from Manhattan to the Miracle MileMy name's Mike D and I'm the ladies choiceI want to get next to you like Rose RoyceY'all gather round to hear my golden voiceCause when it's time to rhyme you know I get noiceCruising like a fan boat on the glade He'll tweak ass your ass across the cross fadeSo watch your back when he takes the stageOr he'll send you off on a naked rampage

Three MCs and one DJWe be getting down with no delayMix Master Mike, what cha got to say?("Bug out!" "To!" "The mic" "All the time!")

Sweet and sour like a tangerineFresh like a box of Krispy KremesKenny Rogers' "Gambler" is my gambling themeMix Master Mike with the scratch routineAlways updated and in the know You know we break it down going toe to toeThe bass is booming from down below And Norton is chillin' with MarioWell my name is Adrock I'm a ScorpioDon't ask me cause I just don't knowI'm known to mop I'm known to glow But don't get mad 'cause I got's to go

Three MCs and one DJWe be getting down with no delayMix Master Mike, what cha got to say? ("Gotta gotta" "Gotta get down!")

Mix Master, cut faster!Mix Master, cut, cut, cut faster!

All top secret and classifiedI grab a hold of a mic and let the words glideIt's all hypnotic and sanctifiedI never want to let a bad day slip byNow, we be getting stupid in your area Causing all kinds of hysteriaMy beats is sick like malariaBut don't worry I'll take care of yaMe and Adam Adam and Mario seeIn the studio it's the place to beTo all the party people who are happy and freeWith Mix Master Mike we're making history

Three MC's and one DJWe be getting down with no delayMix Master Mike, what you got to say?("God damn that DJ made my day!")