SOMEWHERE IN FAIRY TAIL:
Happy:Wellcome gentleman's to my council,i'm glad you all came,now the for the evil roll call:
Gray Fullbuster:Natsu is gonna pay for cheating on me!! T.T
Rufus:I'm fabulous ;)
And Sh*t boy i mean Sting:Hahaha....ou and don't forget Obama-Snow! =\
Happy:Who??
Obama-Snow:Hi i'm the Sh*t that came from Sting's "backpack"
Sting:Yea..it was this,or death,so guys he is our 5 member >.<"
Happy:0.o Ok...so i have summoned you all to create a evil plan that will bring the end on Natsu and his pathetic partner Rogue.
Rufus:I have an idea let my use SIRI to help us. =)
Happy:SIRI???
Narrator:You F**ktard i was eating....Siri=iphone vocal application blablabla....
Rufus:*pulls the black iphone from his pocket*..yo Siri !!
Siri:Do you want to talk to Siri,or Black Siri?
Rufus:Daa...the black Siri.
Black Siri:What the F**k do you want now sissy pants?
Happy:How the Hell is this gonna help us....
Rufus:You'll see Happy..Yo siri what's the weather outside*siri:go and stick your head to the window*....ok Siri give us a plan*siri:what..do i look like a plot creator*....T.T
Happy:Moron you're useless..come on 1 of you Mother F**kers must have a good plan!!
Obama-Snow:Well i have 1...=\
Happy:Ou guddy,the big pile of Sh*t has a plan..come on,pring it to us Sh*t-head..
Obama-Snow:How about we go in the cover of night and kill him.XD
Happy:That's the most retarded idea that i've ever seen, you go to the back of the line Sh*t-face!!>.<"
Meanwhile in Natsu's house,Rogue and Natsu,were trying to make money:
Rogue:Aa..Natsu why are we making fake money??
Natsu:Cuz..this is the only way we can make money..really, when was the last time, i got paid from a quest?? =/
Narrator:The Runed Guard's were passing by.
Runed Guard's:Knock,Knock...who's there,open the door!!
Natsu:F**k the Guards are here....*shouts at the door*Nobody is here!
Runed Guard's:Then who spoken now??
Natsu:Just the wind.....
Runed Guard's:Ok then,carry on...
IN THE COUNCIL:
Happy:Finally i've got a plan,so evil that will make Rufus sexual ambiguous, look like a puppy...we're gonna make a troll video,and post it on youtube Muahahah =)
Obama-Snow:i'm gonna play the role of Natsu...
Narrator:After 45min...
Rogue:Aa...Natsu you must see this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fOkETfutoY XD
Natsu:WTFFF....T.T
THE END =P
Credits:
....ME and RC for the idea XD