Bancuri in Engleza (English): newest

On the first day of school, the teacher
asked a student: - What are your
parents' names? The student replied:
- My father's name is Laughing and
my mother's name is Smiling. The
teacher said: - Are you kidding?
The student said: - No, Kidding
is my brother. I am Joking. : : deschide bancul

A dog walks into an employment agency
and says: - I'd like to get a job
please. The guy at the employment
agency says: - Wow, you could easily
get a job at the circus, with your
talents! The dog replys: - What
would the circus want with a plumber? : : deschide bancul

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years. He went
to the doctor and the doctor was able to
have him fitted for a set of hearing
aids that allowed the gentleman to hear
100%.

The elderly gentleman
went back in a month to the doctor and
the doctor said: - Your hearing is
perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again.

To which the gentleman said: -
Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just
sit around and listen to the
conversations. I've changed my will
three times already! : : deschide bancul