Check your Spanish

This is a quiz for people from Spain (quiz level: hard) or Spanish speakers from American countries (quiz level: painfully hard) or those posters who are from non-Spanish speaking countries but who can usually understand Spanish (quiz level: Godlike difficulty, your brains will probably blow out).

It's a phone dialog between two rednecks from southern Spain, a father and his son. It is a real dialog, they're not comedians or anything, as bizarre as they may sound.

Hahahaha, 10 or 12 times are few times! It's the thickest Spain's Spanish I've ever heard. The great thing is, the more you understand it, the more you laugh at the complete absurdity of the conversation itself.