People shared the single funniest quotes from their single most horrifying dates.

A particularly entertaining recent AskRedditsolicited calls for "a quote from the worst date you've been on."

It was particularly entertaining because terrible dates are hilarious to view from a safe distance, through the glow of your computer screen. As opposed to watching them unfold like a movie from the middle of a busy restaurant while your date's screaming obscenities about the waiter's ethnicity.

We both realized, about an hour into the date, we had been on a blind date three years earlier, and neither had a very good time. The second date was just as forgettable as the first, minus that realization.