Make that ‘All-Star Celebrity Apprentice’. Lisa Rinna is involved. This is top shelf.

According to reports, Bret Michaels went full force tears after learning that he was the first contestant booted from the show this season.

It was a mess when Bret was told the news and filming was done. He couldn’t stop crying and even the producers were trying to comfort him. No one expected him to have a meltdown like that — a source told RadarOnline.

Granted, he did lose out to LaToya Jackson, who hasn’t won at anything since Marlon moved out and Joe turned his fists of fatherly rage in her general direction. But you’ve got to take reality show losses like a man. You’re a rock star. You’ve banged a thousand women, including Miley’s mom. You’ve got the bandana and the hair extensions and the make-up enhanced facial hair. And you’re wasting it! This is a fucking shame.