Famous Hobbits

This is for all those Hobbits out there
who have felt small about themselves, to let them know,
there are others who have claimed a place of stature
in this world.

Long belittled,
Hobbits have much to stand up and be proud of.

Many Hobbit accomplishments have been usurped by the media.
Here you can find those truely deserving of recognition for their
accomplishments.

Proud To Be A Hobbit

You do not have to be a famous explorer or inventor to have
pride in being a Hobbit.
You are who you are.
That is enough.

Famous Hobbits

Bobo - - With flaming red hair, Bobo became
a legend in the circus as a clown.

Booboo - - Older brother of Bobo and Yogi the Bear's best friend.
Booboo was the inventor of the Boobaid, a supportive device to keep Hobbit ladies looking perky,
from where comes the anatomical description boob.
Later renamed to the Bandaid and marketed to humans for healthcare.

Caca - - Singer, dancer and performer extrordinaire.
Strangely, her name is associated with an unfortunate episode on
stage rather than for her wonderful talents.

Coco - - Master chefress, specializing
in dessert creations.

Dodo - - Creator of the feathered body suit,
a light weight, water proof, all inclement weather garb.
Unfortunately, the secret of the design was lost when,
Dodo, his family and entire staff of workers was hunted
down and eaten, presumably mistaken for poultry.

Doodoo - - Invented toilet paper
when while reading a magazine he found his bidet to be
out of order.
Older brother of Dodo.

Frita - - Couples counselor, author
and love doctor.
She is the inventor of the Frita Lay.

Hojo - - Real estate magnate and
ice cream man.

Loco - - Dancer and choreographer,
she created the robot dance style popularized by
Michael Jackson in his hit song Locomotion.
(Note: Loco is a boy's name and there is some question
as to Loco's gender.)

Mojo - - Groovin, cool claritar musician
and composer, who put the "it" in Hobbit.
Son of Hojo.

Nemo - - Inventor of the submarine.

Spud Webb - - Only hobbit to ever dunk a basketball in a professional game.

Toodoo - - Older brother of Todo,
lazy procrastinator and inspirer of the Todo list.
Strangely, by a quirk of pronunciation, Toodoo is
immortalized by Todo's genius.

Vito Dano - - Real name of famous
actor appearing in many comedies and other films,
including Twins with Arnold Schwarzenagger.

Yodo - - Hobbinaut sent into space
and disappeared after a nuclear reactor leak damaged
his hyper drive and propelled his spaceship into an
unplanned warp jump.
Rumored to have reappeared in a war against the Empire,
having turned green and acquiring special powers,
with the new name Yoda.