Tom Brady Gossip

Savannah just sent this over to me and I can’t thank her enough for bringing me so much happiness and cringe at the same time.
The New England Patriots celebrated their Super Bowl last night. There was a party. They all received their rings – the biggest rings ever in the history of Super Bowl rings: 205 diamonds in total, and each player’s number customised. Full Story

There was a rally at Foxborough yesterday: Free Tom Brady. New England Patriots superfans gathering in support of their quarterback who’s appealing his 4 game suspension, ostensibly for deflating some balls but, really, for trying to cover it up. He’s like Martha Stewart that way. If you recall, for Martha, it wasn’t all that much money, especially not for her. Full Story

Tom Brady had the best weekend. But then again, why wouldn’t he? It’s Tom Brady. When isn’t it “the best” for him? So he was at Churchill Downs for the Kentucky Derby on Saturday afternoon. Then on Saturday night he was in Vegas for the fight. Remember what I wrote earlier about the grand magnum of showing off? Tom Brady won that game. Full Story

Tidal – the Jay Z-backed music streaming service, launches today at 5 p.m. EST with a Carter press conference in New York. The social media takeover is in full swing, with a bright blue avatar popping up all over Instagram and Twitter. And there’s even a musical Justice League video Alicia Keys first posted (it’s spreading fast) – I counted Bey and Kanye (obviously), Chris Martin, Jason Aldean, Daft Punk, Calvin Harris, Madonna, Nicki Minaj, Jack White, with Usher, Alicia, Regine Chassagne and Win Butler (I think?) on webcam. Full Story

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady are on holiday in Costa Rica, a favourite destination for them, with their kids. They’ve been posting their own photos on social media. Click here to see. You’ll note Brady’s message mentioned “training camp”. Full Story

It’s been a month since Tom Brady and the Patriots won the Super Bowl. These are the first shots of them together since. They were in New York on Sunday with the kids, living their perfect life of perfection, where the word “enough” doesn’t exist in their vocabulary.
What can I say here?
There is no combination of words that will ever be perfect enough to describe how perfect they are…
Except, wait, maybe…
Maybe the way he wears his pants. Full Story

Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny:
Brady: “I had a nice moment with my wife Tuesday morning. Full Story

Here’s Tom Brady with his son Benjamin in Boston at the parade today celebrating the Patriots’ win, his fourth. And, again, it was his 2nd MVP. So he’s now tied with Joe Montana and Peyton Manning for most Super Bowl rings and MVPs of all time. Obviously, as if there was any argument, he’s a legend now. Full Story

Her Super Bowl ring.
Tom Brady hadn’t won a Super Bowl since Gisele…until the Seattle Seahawks decided not to give the ball to Marshawn Lynch.
Another MVP. His 4th Super Bowl ring. So f-cking handsome (does anyone look better in a close-up with no makeup and sweat all over his face?). Full Story

Both our dogs are sick. Barney’s kept us up two nights in a row with an ear infection and Marcus has been a conehead for almost two weeks because he has a lump on his dick that we’re still trying to figure out. Which is why I’m particularly vulnerable to this Tom Brady ad with his dog Lua.

Except…

It doesn’t make want to buy a pair of UGGs. That’s what they’re selling here. Not that I don’t have UGGs to kick around the house in. But I’m not seeing Tom Brady with his dog on the beach and thinking to myself, sh-t, Jacek needs to start wearing UGGs.

I wait for them, I do.
I remember the first time I covered the MET Gala with my friend Lara we lost our minds. And every year, during the MET Gala, we celebrate our anniversary. So maybe my feelings for Gisele and Tom are wrapped into my love for Lara. But there’s also that weird relationship most of us have for these two – it’s ridiculous to look at them and everything they are and have, and at the same time it’s sickening, everything they are and have. Full Story

It was Madonna who attracted many of the major players to her party on Sunday night after the Oscars. Why? No photographers is probably the best explanation. And no journalists. Vanity Fair invites a handful of reporters to their event. That’s how they can get it out there that their party is the best…after Madonna. Full Story

Gisele Bundchen posted this shot on Instagram today. She and Tom Brady are celebrating 5 years of marriage. It happened in Santa Monica after a short engagement. Like a month. Then they had another ceremony/reception in Costa Rica a few weeks later in April. Full Story

The Patriots handed the Saints their first loss of the season yesterday because, well, because Tom Brady was Tom Brady at the end of the game. New England had no business walking away with a win. And then, as he does, Brady reads the coverage and steps up and fires a perfect pass and F-CK ME my Dolphins were on bye week and why couldn’t they have stepped it up harder against the Ravens last week? But this is why I say that Jacek and most dudes I know, they would for Tom Brady. Full Story