Watch the trailer for ‘Tetris’ the (fake) movie

What if the retro video game Tetris was made into a movie? It would look pretty much like this — giant colored blocks falling from the sky while Earthlings scrambled to keep the game-over screen at bay.

Unlike the video-game movies that regrettably already exist, this one isn’t actually coming to the big screen. It’s just a spoof to poke fun at “Battleship” and other game-inspired films.

But I kind of wish the trailer wasn’t fake. This action flick would be so bad, it just might be good.

But, wait! The video’s makers leave us with this message on YouTube: “If enough people watch this, we will seriously make this into a movie.”

While they’re at it, I’d also like someone to make “The Oregon Trail” into a real movie. Call it, “Nobody wants to be the carpenter.”