when you shit your pants and you sit down and your shit gets stuck to your boxers and later you go yo take your boxers off and your shit rips off all of your butt hairs

Jason)Dude i just shit my pants
Brenden)Dude your retarted next time dont drink that much
Jason)I'm afraid im gonnna get a butthole shit rip
Brenden)Just dont sit down
Spencer)Hahahaha!!!!Jason you are so stupid