Shell Canada says the Canadian Swift Fox that has “crapped all over the place” in one of their tar sands workers’ lunch rooms 9 times is “a little shit.”

“Look. I like wild animals as much as the next guy but this one fox seems to be on an eco-terrorism mission or something,” Buck Carter, Production Manager at Shell’s sprawling Albion surface mining operation, told CBC early today.

“He’s putting the guys off their food.”

The Swift Fox has somehow been getting into the cafeteria-style lunch room every night and having “unpleasant-smelling” bowel movements on countertops, tables and in the metal serving trays used for hot meals.

He or she has not eaten any of the “baited food” left out and has done no other damage beyond leaving small piles of feces behind, quickly turning him or her into a local and social media hero or heroine.

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