The Best Dressed Person at the People's Choice Awards? Paris. Hilton.

Shutting sh*t down.

Look, the People's Choice Awards isn't the premiere show of awards season. They're the amuse bouche to the main dishes: the Golden Globes (the bruschetta), the Grammys (the fish course), and the Oscars (the chocolate cake with the liquid center and ice cream on top you've been waiting for this whole goddamn time). So, as an attendee, why bother wearing a Serious Red Carpet Dress? Why bother being a Serious Red Carpet Person? That is not what these awards — which are still as fun as all award shows inherently are by virtue of being events where celebrities congregate wearing nicer-than-usual clothes — are all about.

And so without further ado, I bring you the People's Choice Awards' best-dressed attendee: Paris Hilton.