Despite reports of island flings and bar bans, the man half-responsible for spawning Amy Winehouse - Mitch Wino - is saying that Amy is clean in St Lucia, where she's still vacationing and she was only acting weird because "she was just having fun, pretending to be a horse."

Really now!

Daddy Wino says that Amy's been cleaning up real nice in St Lucia, and he's even moved his daughter from the three ring circus (literally!) of the resort to a more secluded villa, where she can finish recovering.

And mean it this time!

Daddy Wino saya, "Stories about my troubled daughter are selling newspapers and magazines. They don't want her to get better. But she is better. They didn't see her lying in bed for days in a dark room. She was close to death twice. We have been working a lot to get her to where she is right now."

This is all very convenient timing for the documentary that TV journalist Daphne Barak has been gathering material for. What's also convenient is that, according to Hello! magazine, Amy is supposedly working on a new album.

Is it just us or does this sound like the Britney Comeback Method?

In the documentary, If U Seek Amy, Saving Amy, interviews with the family reveal how her behavior affects everyone. Mama Winehouse also compares Amy's marriage to Blaaaaake hom she calls a "nothing") to a "knife in her stomach."

Despite her fam's justifiable disapproval of her spouse, Amy is taking Blaaaaake's filing for divorce rather hard. To which her father told her, "You know I don't like him, but I have to admit that your behaviour with another man is not what marriage is all about."

How sad, this girl is a train wreck. I am so afraid of seeing the day when the news states this girl is gone. Someone needs to lock this woman up in a detox facility and hide the key for a year. So much talent going to waste.

Re: bigbertha22 – THEY WOULD SAY I WAS GOD. EVERYONE WOULD WANT TO BUY ME PEZ AND APPLE MARTINIS. THEY WOULD GIVE ME A GOLDEN PAIL TO SHIT IN, THEN TAKE MY SHIT AND CAST IT IN GOLD FOR MONUMENTS ERECTED IN MY HONOR. THEY WOULD TAKE MY PISS AND MIX IT IN THEIR SWEET TEA SO THEY COULD BE ENLIGHTENED BY "THE GREAT ONE". MY FINGERNAIL CLIPPING WOULD SELL FOR MILLIONS. I WOULD SPANK YER MOM.

Amy Winehouse is STILL a mess but she appears to be somewhat healthier than she was a few months ago. Her complexion isn't as mottled and her body is a bit fuller. However, her antics in St. Lucia make one wonder if she's still fighting alcohol/drug/men issues. Hopefully moving to a secluded villa will allow her the privacy she needs to recover and when she returns home she'll be able to concentrate on her music. Amy needs to kick Blake to the sidewalk and create a clean life for herself.

I heard that her crabs get drunk because of her elevated blood alcohol content, and that they stagger all over her crotch and ass hairs which tickle her clit causing her to discharge vaginal juice constantly and that is why there are all kinds of dogs following her around.

Almost died? I thought she already did. I mean, she *looks* dead, doesn't she? I just assumed she'd died and her crackhead husband buried her in the Pet Sematery, and that's why she's still walking around getting pictures taken of her.

I LIKE TO PLAY "HORSE" TOO! I LIKE TO RIDE RYAN SEACREST LIKE A HORSE WHEN I'M TAKING HIS SWEET HOT TIGHT ROUND MUSKY ASS ALL AROUND THE WORLD!!
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TEE HEE. I'M BACK BITCHES!
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ALL THE HO HO'S IN THE HOUSE PUT YOUR HANDS UP! HOLLER!