With all due respect to BISB and his weekly "TWIT" column, I thought this was immediate board-worthy material.

Seems as if Keyshawn Johnson and Eric Dickerson, neighbors of Justin Bieber in the Calabasas neighborhood in the greater LA area, are not "Beliebers" in the Biebs' driving abiliites. Johnson even went so far as to follow Bieber home and tell him off in his driveway. Perhaps the best part of the story - Johnson drives a Prius while Bieber pilots a Ferrari. You just can't make this stuff up...anybody with daughters, lock 'em up and don't let them catch the fever!

Amanda Bynes flipped out last week too (I only know who that is because my daughter used to watch her TV show when she was 12). Here's a fun game: name the child stars who have not completely rotted out by the time they reached 20 years old. Jodie Foster, that's all I come up with. Even Michael Jackson kept it together until his mid to late 30s. I guess that kind of fame and wealth is more than a human adolescent can handle.

If Keyshawn were fast enough he would have caught the little dickhead before he got into his house. It seems, at the least, he could have grabbed a bit of the hair and had him tap out prior to hitting the treshhold.

Exactly. People speed by my house and I've been known to do the same. There are a lot of 2-8 year olds on my street, so I get really upset when it happens.

The guy who lived in my house before me was an old guy who lived by himself, but he loved the kids in the neighborhood. He often worked on his car in his garage or in the driveway, and when people would drive too fast by his house he was known to throw whatever tool was in his hand at the car.

...he lives in an upscale gated community in Calabasas called The Oaks (along with many former pro athletes and celebrities). To get to the neighborhood u have to drive several miles up a long residential street to a guard gate and then u drive through the community to a second private gate (where Bieber and Keyshawn live in even more exclusive homes in the community). All of the residents in the Oaks including other celebrities hate Bieber...and Keyshawn is now the local hero.

...HOA is actually going to have a special meeting to address Bieber situation (this isn't the only Bieber incident/complaint). Bieber is actually more hated in Calabasas now than the Kardashians...which I never thought was possible.

I used to live in Calabasas a few years ago, back when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey lived there, and when the Kardashawhores first became famous. I never thought I'd see Calabasas in the news. What's interesting is how many celebrities I'd run into in Calabasas, at random places. When I moved there, I figured it was too quiet and too far away from the LA scene to see any celebrities- not that I really care about seeing celebrities.

Bill Harder had a great story about him when he was on the Stern show last week. He said when Bieber comes onSNL he has an amazingly large entourage that crowds the back stage. "Someone will be holding his slice of pizza, while someone else holds his diet coke."

I would love dearly to punch this dude in the solar plexus and drive off with his car, while blaring the new Selena Gomez blockbuster gem on whatever Kiss FM station airs out there....Yea, I'd so that.

At this point, my heart is telling me to expect Peppers, Hand, Smith, Jackson, and McDowell. My brain is telling me to only expect 2 of those players total. My hopes are so high for this class that I can't help but be disappointed in February. Even if we get 3 of those players... life is hard.