Illness warning

There is a new sickness going around that you should be on the lookout for. As a matter of fact I feel like I’m coming down with it now…

Another new Illness to watch out for… Anal Glaucoma
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
‘What’s the matter?’ he asks.
‘I have a case of anal glaucoma,’ she says in a weak voice.
‘What the hell is anal glaucoma?’
‘I can’t see my ass coming into work today.