I'm sharing my humble entry into the Mashed Voltage competition. I've had a happy Saturday listening to Series 2 and 4 of LugRadio to find the three vital seconds of sound I needed to create this. I apologise in advance for any mental images this may evoke. (Or, indeed, if the URL mentioned in the clip comes into existence.)

The SoundCloud link should have downloads enabled but if there's a problem I can throw the MP3 up for download on my personal site.

Software used: audacity, wget to download my own local mirror of http://audio.lugradio.org/ and mplayer to listen to all of LugRadio series 2 at 2x speed.

Price paid: last night, after listening to Bad Voltage and LugRadio for an entire day, I had the most horrible dream which involving finding out that my lovely girlfriend was actually Jono wearing a mask...

Sometimes I wonder if someone will ever write voice-recognition software good enough so that we can push a bunch of podcasts into it, it'll sort out each individual word, for each presenter, and then we can write a script for the software to play using the individual samples.