The actress released her 2013 holiday card online this week, posing alongside boyfriend Salvador Sanchez in a nutcracker sweater, with one cat lying alongside her on the couch and another… flying in the air above the cute couple.

We bet Simone Sestito is turned on by these Mena Suvari photos, but we can't necessarily say the same for all of our staff members.

These photos from Vanity Fair Italy pretty much speak for themselves. Take a look below. A topless Mena Suvari, squatting on and bent over an exercise ball, showcasing her thin figure and buzz cut. What do you think? Sexy or just strange?

The last time we heard from Mena Suvari, it was in our celebrity look-alikes feature. She was, unfortunately for her, compared to one of the most recent (and most disgusting) sex tape stars, Flavor of Love: Charm School's Jennifer Toof.

Now she's up against more insane (and only slightly more attractive) competition.