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Do you remember these families?The Cleavers, The Andersons, The Addams, The Arnez Familt, The Nelsons, The Osmonds, The Kennedys, The Ferkle Family.

The Twist The Madison The Mash Potato The Watusi The Limbo RockThe Locomotion The Frug The Jerk The Hitch Hike The BoogalooIf you don't remember them ask your grandparents to teach them to you. These are the dances of the Baby Boomers

2009 tidbits:

Pepsi Slogan translated::Come alive, you"re in the Pepsi Generation"German Translation:"Come alive out of the grave."Chinese Translation:"Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead."

Amazing how smart people are when they are talking about how smart people aren"t.

"Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."Will Rogers

The place where optimism flourishes most is in the lunatic asylum."Psychologist Havelock Ellis

"Show me a sane person and I'll cure him for you."Psychologist Carl Jung

"If you're rich enough, no one will call you stupid."Tevye in "Fiddler on the Roof."

JELL-O

Did you know that if Jello was hooked up to an EEG, it would register movements virtually identical to the brain waves of a healthy adult? Gee, we aren't even up there with Jello.

WEDDING CAKE

The cake was originally thrown at the bride and groom, Someone must had got smart and ate some.

SUNGLASSES

They date back to the fifteenth century China, where they were worn by judges to conceal their expressions while in court. And now we with TED use them to conceal that we are sleeping.

WHAT WE LEARN

We average forgetting 80% of what we learn every day. With me it may have gone up to 95%.

MAKES YOU THINK

"Wonder where all the secrets sit while waiting to be found out" submitted by Claire

Get on your knees and thank God you're still on your feet.

Three things that are never seen are a blade's edge, the wind and love.

There is not a way into the woods that there is not a way out of.

There are three kinds of men that do not understand a women: young men, old men and middle, aged men.

Don't let your tongue cut your throat.

The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend. Henry David Thoreau

Just build a bridge and get over it

Mirror, mirror on the wall.....What the &%#@! happen

On your mark, set......GO AWAY!

A cup of coffee, a bagel and the Sunday crossword puzzle

I may not be rich or famous...but I have priceless grandchildren

It's great to have a friend to grow old with....You go first!

Abnormality is the normality here

Old friends are best....they know all about you ,but can't remember

You will always be my best friend....You know too much.

LEISUREOLIGIST

Ring bell...If no answer, pull weeds

Still a Princess...Right down to my glass sneakers and enchanted sweat pants

I love you more today then yesterday...Yesterday you really pissed me off!

LCU....Low Carb University

With a body like this, who needs hair

My experience with you prepared me for the real world...which is also a lot of trouble.

To err is human...to blame it on someone else shows good management potential.

I'm not bossy! I just have better idea's.

Press button for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!

The reason grandparents and grandkids get along so well is they have a common enemy!