Jeremy Clarkson: If anything goes wrong, fake a heart attack.
James May: What are we thinking? The classic Angina or something sexier, like a Myocardial Infarction?
Richard Hammond: Just drop to the ground and wiggle.

Richard Hammond: Jeremy? Do you have something you’d like to say?
Jeremy Clarkson: Yes, thank you. May, when I first met you, I didn’t care for you at all. You were a fussy, whiny control freak.
James May: Yes? And now?
Jeremy Clarkson: Now… it doesn’t bother me so much.