i used to have a tech support job supporting all of the computer systems in the stores for a Major National Retailer. our employer grew desperate towards the end and they grabbed every contract they could, including the systems in some of these franchises. long story short - the manager's computer didn't work because rats had chewed through the power cable. this did not surprise the guy. the rat carcass back there didn't, either.

That's pretty much how I treat a mouse that's in my house. Kill it, then kick it/broom it across the floor and out the door. And then taunt my roommate with the broom. I sure as hell don't just pick it up.

Some how a lizard got in my place my roomates cat killed it. My roomate saw it and screamed bloody murder. So me being the kind considerate roomate/friend I picked it up and chased her around the house with it. She locked herself in the bathroom. It works with worms too.

Here's my cool rat story, bro: When my mom was a child, she and her 3 siblings used to visit their grandparents on the farm. The farm had a barn that had rats in it. The kids used to grab dead rats out of the rat traps and have rat wars with them, with the girls playing against the boys. Usually two of them would be in the hayloft and 2 would be down on the ground, and they would hurl dead rats back and forth trying to hit each other. That is the sort of thing that passed for entertainment before X-boxes and iPhones came along.

1) At least they weren't using the Chicken McNuggets to play Hacky-Sack.2) What did they use for goal? Please tell me it wasn't the french fry deep-frier.3) Hamburgers are too flat to make good pucks unless you triple-fry them.

I'd sooner they played soccer with a rat than basket ball or something. You're not allowed to use your hands and you don't need a net. You can use the manager's office door way as one of the goals.