This could make a mediocre book

Move over, professional photographers

Naturally, the first thing I did was recruit some guinea pigs sisters and cousins to help me test out my shooting ability. I gave them no direction, just said they’d each get a turn as an art director.

The results? Probably the best shots I’ve ever taken. I mean, see for yourself. Related: I am also available to shoot your family photos, senior pictures, engagements, babies and general household photography.

We call this one “Cookie Lunge.”

“Hot Pants”

“Oh hey, these flowers are nice, but did I leave the oven on?”

“Present display”

“The Last Unicorn”

“I’m just wearing this new scarf”

“Adorable Family Photo or Adorable-est Family Photo?”

“Plank”

“In case of spit-up”

“You’re forlorn because no one is sitting in the chair.”

“Uncle Tony Photobomb”

“Red-nosed Reindeer”

“Meditations on a Hardwood Floor”

“Fight in Progress”

As I said before, I’m available for parties, family photos, engagements…