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Looking for a quick, easy recipe to whip up something because you forgot it was your girl's birthday and her parents are coming over who think you're not going anywhere in life and want her to dump you all due to the one time way back in high school when you were leaving their house after taking pictures before prom and ran over their garden and completely destroyed the mailbox but you've been trying to prove your worth all throughout the relationship? Well if so, this is not the recipe you are looking for. This is simply a delicious macaroni salad. Enjoy!