That's extremely lame. When I phone the number of my local Temple of Pasta and utter a short prayer such as "I'd like you to deliver..." for just a small love-offering the acolytes deliver the answer to my prayer - a Worshipful Repast. So much more spiritually nourishing (not to mention physically).

When I want to talk to my God, I go and open the cupboard in the kitchen and - there He is!

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

Being omnipotent and all, you'd think he could answer every line. What, he's had to lay angels off?

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

Around these parts, when you drink too much and end up on your knees with your head over the toilet, you are said to be "Talking to God on the big, white telephone". I'm not sure He'd be grateful for what you've got to say to Him, though.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

Roy Hunter wrote:Around these parts, when you drink too much and end up on your knees with your head over the toilet, you are said to be "Talking to God on the big, white telephone". I'm not sure He'd be grateful for what you've got to say to Him, though.

Now, would a being so powerful as to be able to create this vast and glorious universe really have anything to say to us that would even have meaning to our tiny little minds? I think that it was Dr. House who said "You might as well ask ants what they think of the stock market".

Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...

Roy Hunter wrote:Around these parts, when you drink too much and end up on your knees with your head over the toilet, you are said to be "Talking to God on the big, white telephone". I'm not sure He'd be grateful for what you've got to say to Him, though.

It's funny, I always heard it as "Calling ralph on the big white telephone."

Does that mean God's name is Ralph?

"Embodiment of Christ? Well, the Flying Spaghetti Monsters is now in my body, and he was delicious."

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.