Archive for the Coco Category

It wouldn’t be Christmas, if professional wife of rapper Ice T, who has rumored to have cheated on him, because you can take a hooker off the streets, out of the backpages, off of the stripper stage and lap dance booth, but you can’t take the hooker out of the morally void, clown ass and titty because it got her tips, girl….didn’t post a slutty santa pic…

Being a hooker, who has managed to sugar baby some dude who likes hookers, allowing her the financial freedom to have a good time just fucking around as a hooker would, if a hooker had the means to fuck around, and the whole thing is fun, even cute and I appreciate it, because despite being a silly ass implant novelty act you’d expect to find at a strip club, she has a lot of fun trying to make her own money and pave her own way, when other hookers who sugar baby rich guys become uppity bitches, who think they are the reason their boyfriends are rich, and who spend their boyfriends money like it was their own, because 50 percent of it is their own, but it’s way worse than staying true to her half naked self…

So this is an instagram campaign for some shitty brand, and she’s doing it with a gutter, welfare thanksgiving meal that she made herself at the grocery store’s pre-made food section…and I guess what matters is not her thanksgiving spirit, but her reflection in the mirror…that ass may go for blood, but it’s no vampire…

It’s halloween tomorrow, or what I like to call the day all the week that low level celebrities, if you consider Coco a celebrity, where as I consider her more of hooker who belongs to a celebrity, who lets her do whatever she wants, as long as she sits her fat ass on his face, because that’s what he pays her for…and I guess what it comes down to is that I think she’s pretty fucking amazing….and I don’t really know why…but maybe her Halloween costume gives some insight into that…via her ridiculousness, even though everyday is Halloween for her…fascinating stuff.

Coco has a disgusting fucking ass…but for some reason she’s become an icon or leader in the really big ass movement of white girls who fuck black rappers because it’s a good life – whether they end up pimping her out, or pay her to be exclusive, she’s winning at hooking, and doing way better than if she was on the streets somewhere, because she’s in a fucking mansion….

But the one thing you can’t deny, or that I like about her, is how good she owns her nonsense and there is something to say about any girl, no matter how fucking silly, owning her shit, or the body part that she shits from….even if in the grand scheme of things it is trashy and disgusting….

She plays it up and has been playing it up the last 10 years. With thong bikinis and photoshoots, never really achieving anything…but being known as the rapper wife with a fat ass and she’s never even done a sex tape.

Always smiling. It’s such a strange thing to do or to portray herself in the media, I wonder what is the motivation behind it is, like mocking yourself for attention, but then I realize who cares why she does it, that’s like asking a porn chick what went wrong in life before sucking dick on camera, instead of just watching her suck dick on camera…I choose watching her suck dick on camera.

Here’s a little COCO keeping herself relevant on Instagram, doing all she knows how to do, you know showing her ass, to that working a normal job isn’t the answer, especially if you’re a girl….

Turn that career, or concept of success around, and find yourself a rapper or rich person you can prostitute yourself to, in a way that is not prostitution, because it is masked by “love”…and the sanctitude of marriage…giving you all the time in the world to cry for male attention like you were still working the stripclub, via ass pics…

The fact is that almost any and all marriages case can be dissected as “this is a good opportunity for me”…whether it’s with a rich person for the good life and security, or with someone who makes you laugh because he makes you laugh, or someone to make your lonely ass feel less lonely, or someone who can be a sperm donor and give you that family you’ve always wanted…there’s always a tradeoff…and on the guy’s side it’s more “she’s got a vagina, she has tits, she gives me anal, sure I’ll buy her shit and give her kids, I get to cum in her”….

So…Coco is the winner, you are the loser, and her ass is hysterical…I like it.

People are passing around this Coco ass picture and I don’t find it all that shocking, ridiculous, comical, fake, a novelty item, you know a caricature of an ass rendered by an artist with a good sense of humor but I mean this is a nude model hooker who married a rapper to work exclusively as his pro, you know the real like WIFE Experience who we are talking about it’s like this bitch wasn’t a stripper, getting naked and taking ownership on her clown ass, I am sure she was riding dick for money long before riding Ice T’s wallet..into holy matrimony…if anything, I’m just shocked her bare ass is in stripper clothes isn’t spread and inserting objects…

I mean she just loves attention, like a hooker or stripper who really wanted to make it in the modelling game, but the best she could do is lockdown some famous dude and use him as a platform to spread her talent, which is really not a talent at all, but rather just a set of fake tits and a fake ass on an old lady…

I still think she’s entertaining as fuck, and knowing she doesn’t have to be this pathetic and trashy makes it even better…

It’s like this is in her soul, in the core of who she is, and being rich and famous won’t change that…she’ll be tacky and doing pussy puppet shows for the old folks in the home at 80…you know twerking to hip hop til the day she dies…

And for that I love her and her heart pasties…like she was a real life Valentines Day card sent from heaven…

Fat ass Coco has the classiest instagram because she is the classiest person. She lives a life of luxury, you know up on multi-millionaire, expensive car, good fucking life fit for royalty, yet she looks more broken down than the most broken down hooker in Vegas during the porn convention…

Everyday may be Halloween for dumpy hooker Coco…you know always wearing her stripper outfits from the cheap sex shop she gets all her outfits from…like this was any other day and like she was still that stripper she was…but instead a prostitute with one john living the life of luxury as a wife…only left with memories of what was…that she can’t let go…even if she should…showing the world her ass in a silly big backed way…that may be a body double dude…but can’t be too sure because I am still trying to understand these fishnets or more importantly, why she’s standing like she’s holding a shit in…and with that Halloween is over….

Some fat chick posted something on her Facebook about how girls with fat asses are healthier than girls with not fat asses thanks to misreading the article and not realizing that they didn’t mean a girl who was 100 pounds overweight with a fat ass, but rather a girl with a fat ass in proportion to her stomach…something that doesn’t really apply to this fat ass, because her fat ass is implants…but that still made me laugh, but not as much as seeing Coco choke out this beach ball like it killed one of her relatives, too big and old to pull this off, yet still doing this, because either she’s a fetish model, or maybe she just needs the male attention, and for some reason I am totally into the ridiculousness in it…

This is amazing…Coco put this video of her on that surf gym machine at some point last week and it went viral…because let’s face it, it’s fucking ridiculous and not just because putting fat girls in the gym is good comedy, you know seeing how they deal with the whole fitness and breaking a sweat thing, but because this surf simulator is so erotic…especially in booty shorts…I feel like I am at the circus…the big round ass stripper circus…a circus that doesn’t exist but I wish existed because if it did…the world would be a better, at least better entertained place…and instead of focusing on legal cases in Florida that the government is using to rally the nation to fight gun laws, or distract from real issues they are trying to distract you from…when I think a better thing to be passionate about is whatever the fuck is going on in here….

I don’t know about you, but when I need to feel inspired and get motivated in the morning by looking at fitness pics of girls working out…saying “shit I love fitness, health and all these other things I don’t have in my life but probably need”….Coco is not who I turn to…you know she’s not my thinspiration, if anything, all the attention her fat ass has got has turned otherwise anorexic looking girls into curvy monsters…because she basically says “if you eat, rappers will like you, rappers are rich, lock it town hooker’….and the people listen….despite how irrelevant Coco is…unless I’m just reading into things too much…and girls are just fatter assed across the board…..which is probably the case…

Coco is just too big, and not in celebrity status, or relevance, but in size. I don’t get her appeal, or why a rich dude would make her his permanent hooker, but it happened and so did these pics of her in a bikini, like she’s got a hot body, because all you hip hop freaks have made her gutter ass think she does…not to mention, you’ve made otherwise anorexic girls fall into eating, to get built like this because it is deemed sexy, at least by rappers, and rappers are the new boy band, and girls always loved boy bands….

But she is in a bikini, and I posted Alanis Morrissette in a bikini, making this a little less bad, more comical, as Coco is clearly a parody or a clown in and of herself, and I’m up for any slut who admits she’s a slut. Fact.

Coco is pretending to workout for attention and I figure any ridiculous, comedic performance, that involves a fat chick, showing off her fat tits, for any male attention she can get, despite the fact that she’s a monster of a woman…I’m talking Roseanne Bar at her worst, but in a push up bra, that people in the hip hop community seem to like…cuz to them she represents fertility…even if her vagina is so ridden with HPV, that cervix don’t work no more, a small price to pay to find the right john to pay her fucking way….

I mean I have this ability to stare at tits and love sluts…making this picture, despite the fat cells, fun enough to post….True Story.