Tickets on sale now for the big Eh-a-thon, Zankou versus Elvalia in a no-holds-barred steel cage Eh-off!!!

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickWhat happens when all the renewable energy runs out?-- Victoria AylingEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

Foster: All right meow, where were we? Larry Johnson: Excuse me, are you saying meow? Foster: Am I saying meow? [Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, as he is considering the last one]

Larry Johnson: I thought... Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? [man laughs]

Foster: Meow what is so damn funny? Larry Johnson: I could have sworn you said meow. Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? [Mac is gut-busting laughing]

Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer? [feigned anger]

Foster: Do you see me eating mice? Foster: [Mac and the man are laughing their heads off now] You stop laughing right meow! Larry Johnson: [Stops and swallows hard] Yes sir. Foster: Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts meow. It's the law. [rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]

Foster: Not so funny meow, is it? Foster: [Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine meows] Meow!

Cats are conspiring against mankind. Our only hope is to ally with the cats against ninjas. Cats are the only thing stealthier than a ninja. We don't want to oppose them. Cats are also good for eliminating rats. You may think that they are harmless expendable creatures, but this is all part of the act that most people have fallen for. As pirates, we need a diplomat to speek with the cats. I suggest Chow. Who better than a cat raised as a pirate to speek on our behalf.Therer are evil forces out there unlike anything we could imagine. We must unite to stop them.The end could be closer than we asume. When it happens, only The Pirate/Cat Allied Forces will stand victorous!