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Tell Us About Yourself...

Say hello, and tell us a bit about yourself!

“WANTED - DEAD OR ALIVE. Bounty: 3,250,000,000”

Current Relationship Status

“I'm single.”

What do you do? You know- job, school, freelance sorcery, etc.

“Computer Wizard!”

What's your dream job?

“Performing in great orchestra or jazz band. I want to be the very best like no one ever was!”

Tell a funny story about yourself, or about something funny you own!

“Long story short, I have arachnophobia. I pull down the car visor one day to check my hair, and a spider falls out of it onto my crotch. I, resultantly, cock-punched myself with every ounce of strength I could muster.”

Who Are You Looking For?

Which gender are you interested in?

“Girls!”

What kind of relationship are you looking for?

“Friends, love, whatever. I'm open.”

Do you think long distance relationships can work?

“They hold the same allure as fucking your matress when you're a kid. It's alright for a little bit, but then you realize it's impractical, depressing, and probably won't hold your interest forever.”