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Sorry for not posting yesterday! Well, it's not like I've got a crowd of roaring fans on the edge of their seats, waiting to see what I say next. So, yeah. Miles is a Urutchi (Wooltchi), Star is a Mikazukitchi. That's really about it.

Zack: Okay... Why Jazz?Roxy: We sucked at Rock'n'Roll. We're trying something new.Zack: BUT YOU MADE PRO DEBUT!Jenny: Yes, but, she is the daughter of the famous Jazz artist, Clare!Zack: Good point. Good luck guys!Colleen: We'll need it.

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I go... I go! Watch how I go, swifter than an arrow from the Tartar's bow.Hello! Happy 4th Quarter, Americans! (Not sue when other countries have 4th quarter...) Well, if you paid any attention to the profile feed I just posted, my Tamagotchi Angel has come in. Yes, this means I finally have something that sticks out about my log. What a cute little Obaketchi! Your name shall be Lolo. Also, Gale ran out of batteries, and I can't find a screwdriver. Oh! And Marx had a baby boy named Rick, after Rick Astley, because I got Rick Roll'd the other day. I'm going to post my experience with the angel so far now.Well, Pie appears to fill hunger. Candy fills AP, which is good, I guess. Playing the game fills effort, and can I say, the game is hard as a first-time player. It takes me a couple of tries. You have to time the button perfectly to jump over a shooting star. He has yet to poop or "take a stroll", so for now, it's just constant care. I got him three bars on the good deeds meter earlier.Yeah! I helped an Oyajitenshi across the road!You sure did!

Roxy: So, this is the new guy, huh? Pretty cute.Lolo: Thank you k-kindly, ma'am!Roxy: Ma'am?Marx: Awww... He is adorable.Lolo: Thank you kindly, sir!Rick: He's nawt as kyoot as me.Marx: You're both equally cute.Ash: ...I like him...Miles: He's like a cute little ghosty guy!Zack: Yep.Rick: Hey! Wanna pway?Lolo: Huh? Yeah...sure!Zack: He's probably going to fit in fine.Ash: I don't know. Your tamas can end up being pretty cruel sometimes...Zack: Why are you depressed?Ash: I'm not quite sure. Maybe it's the constant put-down I receive from Roxy. Mostly as a little kid.Zack: Oh well, I'm sorry. I should have paid more attention.Ash: Yep.Zack: Here, give me a hug.Ash: *hugs and then begins to sob*Miles: Hey, Zack?Zack: *gestures for him to go away*Miles: M'kay.

Well, well, well, Mr. Lolo, sir. You are quite the little angel. Oop! What's this?Wow! He literaly just evolved. Into a cute little Maruten!That's pretty sweet!Next, I would like to get Kodoten. *hope*~Zack// (L for the win)

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Well, since, at the end of that last post, Lolo became a Marutchi, I decided to do a proper update for him.Nothing has happened. I also forgot to mention WHAT Marx married. It was a Ura Debatchi. So, yeah. I say that a lot. So, yeah, I mean. This is getting off-topic...

Zack: Changed your mind for a third time, have you?Roxy: Yeah. Colleen was getting all jazzy. THAT DOES NOT FLY WITH ME!Colleen: I don't even know what you mean by "jazzy."Jenny: You know, like *scat singing*.Colleen: I'm so confused.Roxy: As always.Colleen: Shut up.Lolo: Come on, guys! Let's just be happy that Legend found a musical style that suits them.Marx: What's the commotion all about?Zack: I'm almost not quite sure.Marx: Almost?Roxy: If it were up to me, we would go back to Rock'n'Roll...Lolo: But that was the compromise. Colleen wanted Jazz, you wanted Rock'n'Roll-Jenny: *energetically*I don't care either way!Lolo: -So you chose R&B.Zack: Aren't you mature.Lolo: I try.Zack: I noticed.Ash: What's going on?Zack: Now, I really don't know.Fridge: Hey! I wasn't in the last post. I should fix that.Zack: How?Fridge: I am FRIDGE. I'll figure it out... Probably...Ash: What?Star: Oh, calm down, Fridge. I wasn't either. I was napping.Lolo: Hello! I'm Lolo! I'm an angel.Star: Pleasure to meet ya!Lolo: Likewise!Star: ...So, uh, where's Gale?Zack: De-batteried.Star: Why?!Zack: I have no screwdriver!Star: Oh, well.

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I took Lolo to school today, because I don't feel comfortable with the "pause" function on the Angel. Today, exactly FOUR bat attacks happened. Jerks think they can steal Lolo's candy. So, Lolo is doing pretty well on perfect care, I believe. But anyway, nothing happened with any of them, as they were at home, paused. Lolo did two good deeds today, and that also means he pooped twice. Gale is still in the process of being fixed, so she will not be joining us today. (Again.)

WHOA! Miles just did a weird animation where there was a bunny and two...dragon balls? (DBZ) And then he and the bunny jumped up and down, and now there is a bunny in the background of his house. What could that mean?

Lolo: I'm growing! Slowly but surely! Thanks for taking me to school today, Zack!Zack: No problem! Sorry I couldn't take you guys, but it would start to look slightly conspicuous hiding six tamas at once.Star: That's totally fine!Marx: It is?Ash: Yeah. Of course.Miles: We understand.Roxy: This is not fine by me! WE ARE LEGEND! The greatest band in the universe!Jenny: With 488,883,066 tama fans, and a star ranking of second, we will OBLITERATE the musical world!Colleen: And she doesn't mean with bad music.Jenny: No...I...don't.Lolo: Well, good. Care to play us a song?Roxy: Gladly. GIRLS!Colleen: Right. *drum beat*

*song*

Lolo: That was amazing! It sounded like the king of R&B herself came down and blessed you.Zack: King...herself?Roxy: Yeah. We've been working on that one for a while.Jenny: Yep, yep! A long while!Colleen: It's only been like two weeks...Roxy: Hush, drummer.Colleen: Hush, guitarist.Jenny: Hush, me.Ash: That was fine.Marx: It sounded kind of like that one guy across the street when he squeezes his ducks.Zack: ???Lolo: Anyway, yeah, it was great.Miles: Agreed. Much better than before...Star: Don't even mention when they were first starting. *shiver**all shiver except for Lolo*Lolo: What was so bad about when they first started?Zack: So...much...bad...music...Lolo: It couldn't have been that bad!Colleen: It was.Jenny: Take it from us.Roxy: The band members.

Well, I didn't think it was THAT bad, in reality.~Zack// (I LOVE YOU ALL!)

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Quick update because everybody's asleep. I did some searching, and apparently the dragon balls were easter eggs, and the bunny was the easter bunny. What the heck, Bandai. My Tama CLEARLY states that it is March 22 today. Not...whenever...easter is. Oh! I found a screwdriver, and you know what that means.Gale is back, baby! She also got married to a Gozarutchi. I wish the tama-go didn't auto-care for itself, or maybe I could get it.

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WOOH! Lolo evolved in History today, into KODOTEN ("Tamatchi Angel")!! Yay! On my way to Futagotenshi!!Happiness.Miles became married to a Memetchi, also! YAY FOR WIVES!!Have I already mentioned Ash getting married? ...I don't think so. She had a girl! Her name shall be Kiki and she shall be a universal adult.And, in other news, as expected, Star has transformationalized into Sunnytchi!Nothing really happened with the Music Star, other than the usual two concerts.The V4 and V4.5 connected today, and Ash and Marx played around for a while.

Lolo: *flying around room* I'm so fast now! My angel power is fifty!Star: It was before.Lolo: But now I have feet and hands! Hey, Rick, check it out!Rick: ...Nice. You know I'm still youw bouss, wight?Lolo: Well, yeah! But I can fly faster than ever! It's great!Kiki: I'm scawed! Why is he flying?Rick: He's an angel.Kiki: What?Zack: An abused P2 that was given another chance on Earth.Fridge: That's...pretty messed up.Miles: Yeah.Gale: Why would anybody abuse a tama? We're so cute! Rick: I know wight!Fridge: Something tastes disgusting in my freezer. Could somebody take it out?Roxy: No.Jenny: No.Colleen: No- ugh, fine. *gets brown puddle in a bowl out*Marx: What is it?Ash: Some sort of vapor that looks like it liquified and froze...*all stare*Ash: What? I went to Tama School.Zack: So, what do we do while it thaws?Lolo: We're letting it thaw?!Zack: Yeah, why not?Lolo: It could be, like, some sort of poisonous gas!!Zack: Then it's a good thing it liquified.

*later*

Marx: *licks some liquid out of it* BLEGH! That's gross! Ash told me this would taste like caramel!Rick: Dad, that's silly.Marx: You never know.Puddle: *yawn* That was a good nap.Marx: AAAAAAAAHHH! Everyone, come here!!*all come*Ash: It wasn't me!Zack: What?Marx: It's talking!Puddle: Of course I'm talking, you silly willy of destiny!Zack: That voice...Star: What?Zack: It can't be...Gale: Oh...Ash: My...Roxy: God...Miles: What is it?!All four: Spiffle?Puddle: Well, duh! I just went to take a nap in the freezer like usual, when, for some reason, I liquified!Gale: Hey, Spiffle. How's it been? Spiffle: Better than one might think! The thinkness only does sometimes work with the happy. That way, we all gain a prize!Zack: Good to have you back.Spiffle: *evaporates* Ta-da! Back to normal!Ash: Whatever "normal" means...Spiffle: Huh?Colleen: So...still making word salads, huh?Spiffle: I hate salad.Jenny: We'll take that as a yes.Zack: We probably should.Gale: Speaking of which, what became of Gendalok?Zack: We revived all of it using the elementite, then they used their slaves to pick up the whole kingdom and move it somewhere else. Dylena is now the empressoverlordultimate ruler queen of Gendalok. It was fun being king, but all good things must come to an end.All: ...Fridge: You're stupid.

Welcome back, Spiffle! We hope the force has been with you. Right guys?Guys?...~Zack// (why do I add the //?)

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So... I was watching Tobygames, and I noticed the time was 12:00 AM. Quickly I grabbed my V4.5 and sure enough, there was Marx, getting ready to leave. I sat through the whole five minutes that it took him to leave...Goodbye Marx. You will be dearly missed, being one of my all-time favorite character's to raise.Farewell. . .

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Hello, again, guys! Again, my most sincere apologies to Eternal Mametchi Fan.Lolo evolved into a Kuriten!!! ("Chestnut Angel") Almost to Futagotenshi!Rick's doing well, he evolved into a Kuribotchi! Something I don't usually get! (If you've been reading this log for a while you would know about the insane number of Kuchitamatchis.Ash and Kiki are doing fine. I get the feeling that I've already used the name Kiki, though...Speaking of gender confusion, I've been treating Star as a girl, but, when I checked, it said son. Whoops.The tama-go's are fine...Roxy's okay... But she needs to marry. So let's do some time changing!w00t! She married a Mametchi and had...A BOY!!!That's not that different, it's only been two generations...Your name shall be R-Train. (Train on the toy)YOU SHALL LIKE HIP HOP OR SOMETHING!

Roxy: We are now Rock'n'Roll!!Jenny: Yes! Yes! ROCK AND ROLL!!Roxy: Bow to our might! ALL STATS ARE 999!!Colleen: Or don't. It's your choice.Jenny: But we would RECOMMEND bowing to us.Colleen: I wouldn't. We would make terrible leaders.Roxy: You think?Rick: Finally, I'm growing! Check me out, Lolo! I'm a chestnut!Lolo: I'm a chestnut ANGEL! *smirk*Rick: So? I'm still the boss.Lolo: Well, check THIS out...*flys at high speeds with great skill*Rick: WOAH- I mean, cool.Lolo: I know. My angel power is eighty!Miles: That's pretty impressive.Lolo: Yep.Star: Hey, guys. I just went on the dating show, but Otokitchi said I was too young. I'm an adult!Gale: You're not a very mature one. Star: Hm? I'm plenty mature...Gale: How so? Star: ...um...Gale: Exactly, silly. Lolo: Silly?Gale: Yes. Ash: People can say whatever they want.Lolo: Like what?Ash: Are you really trying to make me give you an example of speech?Lolo: ...yes.Ash: *sigh* Rick says, I'M A BOSS.Lolo: Oh. I get it!Ash: Get what?!Lolo: The concept of the freedom of speech. Zack, you need to lose some weight.Zack: What?Lolo: You are, what, 118 lbs.? At age 13? That's heavy.Zack: For a tama, maybe! I have always felt that I am in shape! I go to a gym twice a week!Lolo: Maybe you should go three times...Zack: *shoots a look*Lolo: Ah, I mean, you are in perfect shape. *pokes his belly* Just feel those rock-hard abs.Zack: That's better.Roxy: AHAHAHAHA! Lolo, you are shaping up to be amazing!Ash: I really hope he doesn't become Futagotenshi. I can't deal with two of anybody.Zack: Neither could-Ash: Shut up.Miles: *laughs*...Star: ...So, uh, how's the weather?Ash: Horrid.

Rick: *hushed* Hey, Lolo, come here!Lolo: Yeah?Rick: Shhhhh! Look.Lolo: What? *peers through door**Gale is in there, getting dressed for a date with her husband*Lolo: That's disgusting, Rick.Rick: No! That's not it! Keep looking!Lolo: Fine. *looks**She opens her drawer and is hit in the face with a cherry pie*Rick: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Lolo: Rick!!!Rick: What?Lolo: That's mean!Rick: So?Lolo: I dont get it.Rick: It's a prank.Lolo: You hit people with pies?Rick: Yes! Well, no. You play a joke on people!Lolo: Oh!Rick: Yep!*Gale storms out**Rick runs away*Gale: WHO DID THIS?! *sees Lolo*Lolo: Eep!Gale: Lolo?! But you're an angel!!!Lolo: But-Gale: I don't want to hear it! You're an ADULT! You should be mature!Lolo: I-Gale: I'm taking you to Zack. You RUINED my dress!*takes him to me*Gale: ZACK!!!Zack: WHAT?! You just made my ears bleed! Why are you covered in pie?Gale: This...this...BRAT pranked me!Zack: Lolo! Is that true?Lolo: No-Gale: OF COURSE IT'S TRUE!! WHO ELSE WOULD HAVE DONE IT?!?Zack: Well... I suppose no one...Lolo: Ri-Gale: Shut up!Lolo: NO YOU SHUT UP!Gale: BRAT! I'LL KILL YOU!Lolo: WHY?Gale: YOU RUINED MY BEST DRESS!!Lolo: DID I? GOOD!Gale: Why, you...!Lolo: What? You what?Gale: GRAGH! *storms off to shower*Lolo: Good riddance.Zack: Well, Lolo, congratulations. You have successfully single handedly made Gale something other than bubbly.Lolo: Sweet.

*later*

Rick: Hey! Thanks for covering for me!Lolo: What do you mean? I pranked her GOOD!Rick: ...No, it was me!Lolo: Nuh-uh! And I'm about to prank Miles too! I replaced his shampoo with red dye! Permanent, too.Rick: Don't do that! It's PERMANENT!Lolo: He wouldn't care.*Miles walks out*Miles: What the heck?! My wool's RED!! How?!Lolo: Hehehe! Look at him!Rick: He'll have to be sheared now.Lolo: AHAHAHAHA!!! That's even funnier!Rick: You suck.

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It has been about a year since I got fanmail. From Tamagotchi~Dutchess, I believe. I GOT SOME!! Thank you, Tamacake!

Your last log post made me lol so hard!this-Lolo: You are, what, 118 lbs.? At age 13? That's heavy.Zack: For a tama, maybe! I have always felt that I am in shape! I go to a gym twice a week!Lolo: Maybe you should go three times...Zack: *shoots a look*Lolo: Ah, I mean, you are in perfect shape. *pokes his belly* Just feel those rock-hard abs.

That is pure hilariousity.

I've said this already, on my super-embarrassing shout-out post, but go check out her log, it's called Click Me, to make it easy for you.Give her five stars to break the glitch of 3 stars. She told me 3 people gave her 5 stars, but it remains at 3. Help me by helping her. I want to keep my fan(s). After my slipup, I know I wouldn't follow a log that got my gender wrong. And then there were two. (MyLittlePwny and Tamacake, possibly Eternal Mametchi Fan?)

In other news, RICK EVOLVED! Into a Fujakutchi! Awww... On the screen he looks like a demented peacock.Miles and Gale had baby girls. Miles' shall be called Isabella. Gale's shall be called Sophia.Star got married! To a Potetchi! They had twins. A Futabatchi son named Karu and a Futabatchi daughter named Haruhi. (Ouran High School Host Club ftw)I took Lolo to school again today. Nothing much happened.

Lolo: I'm sure to evolve into Futagotenshi! I'm perfect!Gale: Perfect CARE. Lolo: Close enough...Karu: So, dis is Eawth, huh, sis?Haruhi: Looks like it, bwo.Karu: I expected it to be coolew.Haruhi: And tidiew.Karu: And mowe exciting.Haruhi: And mowe colowful.Karu: And with bettew humans.Zack: Hey!Haruhi: I know what you mean...Roxy: If it wasn't for you, Gale, I would be the oldest!Gale: ...Yeah, but you know I can't really let that happen... Roxy: Why not?Gale: ... "Colleen: Surely that should be obvious...Roxy: I don't get it!Jenny: Don't worry, Roxy! I don't get most things here!Roxy: Well, you're Jenny.Jenny: What's that supposed to mean?!Roxy: It means you should sit back down.Jenny: *smiles* Oh.Kiki: I POOPY ON DA FLOOW!!Zack: Ugh...Miles: So...fat...Zack: Medicine to you!Miles: Thanks! Now I'm 27 lbs lighter!Rick: This isn't even a conversation!! It's just a bunch of mini-conversationsrolled into one! Zack, you're lazy and stupid!Zack: What?!Spiffle: Hey! We only call Zack stupid!Fridge: That WAS Zack.Zack: >.< I'm going to play happy wheels.

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I have to say, I was seriously contemplating running all seven of my tamas at once. But, I get bored of tamas when I have too much on my plate. So, I will be running a few. The angel. Everyone, please re-welcome Lolo!The Tama-Go's. (Low maintenance)Please welcome the daughters of Miles and Gale! Luna and Sol!And I'm waiting on the others.

*POOF*Lolo: Huh? What happened?Sol: Who are you?Luna: Who are you?Lolo: Where is everyone?Zack: They are gone. You are the last ones.Luna: Oh. You got disinterested with us.Zack: No!Sol: Yes.Zack: Uh, well, shut up!Lolo: Hehe. You're arguing with a one-year old.Zack: Uh, well, shut up!Luna: You have no control of us.Sol: None.Luna: We are our own masters.Sol: Our own.Lolo: Hey! Zack's not my master. I'm his master!Zack: Hey!Lolo: Friend. He's my friend.Zack: Better.Lolo: A friend that gives me food and a home.Luna: ...friend?Zack: Yes. FRIEND. F-R-I-Luna: I am aware of the spelling.Sol: We are not dull.Lolo: I got that. So, what do you guys like to do for fun?Luna: ...fun. I enjoy shoot the bug.Sol: I enjoy long jump.Zack: *writing* Got it. Luna likes shoot the bug, and Sol likes long jump.Luna: Correct.

WAIT! I was reading back, and apparently, Luna and Sol's names are not actually Luna and Sol. However, my past self is stupid, and I came up with better names. So, they shall stay Luna and Sol.

Lolo: Thanks for the news flash.Zack: So, now that this intro post has completed, we can bring more humor into it again!Lolo: YAY!Luna: Oh...Sol: Gosh...

Lolo: So...you're me.Lola: Yep. I am you.Lolo: Wait...but...Lola: We are talking to ourself.Lolo: Yeah! How'd you know I was going to say that.Lola: I am you!Lolo: Right. That's so hard to get used to.Lola: We'll get used to it.Lolo: I don't know if we will.Lola: I hope we will!Lolo: Me too! Wait... I mean...huh?

*around the corner*

Zack: Hehe. Guys look. He's talking to himself. Herself. Themselves.Luna: I suppose that's...funny.Sol: Yes...slightly.Zack: You guys are like twins. I have two sets now.Luna: WHAT?!Sol: NO WAY!Luna: I am nothing like her!Sol: Nor am I anything like her. I am better than her.Luna: No. I am better.Sol: No, I am!Luna: FOLLOWER!Sol: JERK!Lolo: Hey, were you guys listening to me? Us? Me?Lola: It'll just be us.Lolo: Agreed.Zack: So, we tak about you two like separate entities, despite being one?Lola: Yep.Zack: Okay.Lolo: So, why are they yelling at each other?Zack: I accidentally called them alike.Lolo and Lola: And that made them that hacked off?Zack: Apparently.Lola: That's funny!Lolo: REALLY funny!Lolo and Lola: You always seem to have chaos in this house, don't you.Zack: Hey! Shut up!Lola: Make me.Lolo: Make me.Sol: I HATE YOU!Luna: I HATE YOU!