Another assignment, another prize,
She prises her lover from Lorelai.
O Rachel, without any plans,
Spits at the fates because she can.
But as photos fade so does the man –
Sweet justice for her attention span.

Dejected Rachel, camera to hand,
Slips out of the Hollow without her man,
And all the Stars will shift into place,
Leaves lonely Rachel, a forgotten face.

There are jilted hearts kind souls feel for,
Though not for those who rival Gilmore.