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president. the correct answerismichaelbloomberg.we also would have accepted jeb bush. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so far, just a rumor. still waiting on jeb bush. another interesting question about the 2016 election. according to a new report, millennial voters want what to be the main focus of the 2016 election? the correct answer is clean energy. police reform and gun control. we also would have accepted "whatevs." [ laughter ] [ applause ] we also would have accepted "whatevs." meanwhile, in legal news, a federal court ruled last week that wearing these as a protective form of free speech. the correct answer is unearned military medals. we also would have accepted crocs. [ laughter ] still legal under the constitution to wear crocs. meanwhile, here's an interesting question. according to a new report, january is the busiest time of year for what? the correct answer is online dating. we also would have accepted "actually using your gym membership." [ laughter ] [ applause ] this next one is a -- what i like to call a real puzzler. [ light laughter ] what they put in the script fo

president. the correct answer is michael bloomberg. we also would have accepted jeb bush. [ laughter ] [ applause ] so far, just a rumor. still waiting on jeb bush. another interesting question about the 2016 election. according to a new report, millennial voters want what to be the main focus of the 2016 election? the correct answer is clean energy. police reform and gun control. we also would have accepted "whatevs." [ laughter ] [ applause ] we also would have accepted...

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, produced bylornemichaels. hewas your boss, he was my boss. what was your experience with lorne michaels like when you, i guess you must have first met him in the '80s, yeah? >> well, he's everyone's boss, isn't he? >> we met him in 1980. >> the keeper of years. >> yeah, the keeper of years, 1984? >> 85. 1985. >> seth: gotcha. was he, did you find him, was he an easy boss for you guys to work for because you were canadian and he was canadian? was he any easier on you than he was on -- >> harder. >> harder. >> you're harder on your own. >> seth: cause he's pretty [ bleep ] hard on americans. i've got to tell you, so. >> he is [ bleep ] hard on us. >> was more ethereal with us. it would be like, you know, here's a bag of oranges, go figure out your show. >> yeah. >> seth: gotcha. [ laughter ] do you all have a lorne? does everybody here have a lorne? >> we do. >> mark is the lorne. >> my favorite, is the story of him walking on the beach with a young child, and the child says, "look, daddy, the moon." and he goes, "no, no, no, i know." [ laughter ] [ talking over each other ] >> a

, produced by lorne michaels. he was your boss, he was my boss. what was your experience with lorne michaels like when you, i guess you must have first met him in the '80s, yeah? >> well, he's everyone's boss, isn't he? >> we met him in 1980. >> the keeper of years. >> yeah, the keeper of years, 1984? >> 85. 1985. >> seth: gotcha. was he, did you find him, was he an easy boss for you guys to work for because you were canadian and he was canadian? was he any...

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opposite. >> seth: some people -- yeah. and some people look a lot older. >> yeah. >> seth:andmichaelianblack was actually on the show earlier this year. and we were talking, because you guys -- >> mckinley. >> seth: yeah, mckinley, you guys had a sex scene in the film. >> yeah. >> seth: a lot of sex scenes. [ light laughter ] yeah. a very moving sex scene. i don't know why everyone is laughing. >> it was very moving. >> set you guys -- you often hear the sex scenes are choreographed. did you guys -- >> no, not this one. [ laughter ] >> seth: no. >> they're improv. >> seth: if i remember, it was in a shed. >> it was. >> seth: i mean, again, this is at camp -- sheds where i think a lot of us at camp would get our business done. but -- and it was -- a really funny sex scene. >> yeah, and we kept our socks on. i remember we kept our socks on for it. >> seth: and those are '80s socks so you can tell they're on. >> big tube socks. yeah. yeah. we put a lot of what -- you know that sweat stuff. you know, that glistening gel. >> seth: um, sure. [ laughter ] >> you know -- >> seth: i've seen

opposite. >> seth: some people -- yeah. and some people look a lot older. >> yeah. >> seth: and michael ian black was actually on the show earlier this year. and we were talking, because you guys -- >> mckinley. >> seth: yeah, mckinley, you guys had a sex scene in the film. >> yeah. >> seth: a lot of sex scenes. [ light laughter ] yeah. a very moving sex scene. i don't know why everyone is laughing. >> it was very moving. >> set you guys --...

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? >> yes. >> seth: helovesmichaeljackson.>> yes. >> seth: how is that -- is his singing career advancing? is his skill set advancing? >> i think it is. he is now starting to evolve outside of the michael. he has been singing "the color purple" songs, too. >> seth: oh, wow. >> so that's his thing, he runs around the house. he likes singing the songs from the movie. stuff like that or he loves watching the show. >> seth: oh, so he's seen the show? >> he comes to the show, he sits and watches the show. >> seth: 'cause "color purple" i wouldn't imagine is like every 6-year-old's favorite thing. [ laughter ] >> no, i wouldn't imagine that either. but turns out, it's his, like, favorite show. >> seth: really? >> i think it's 'cause he in love with celie. the girl who plays celie. >> seth: oh, that helps. yeah. >> he wants her to be his girlfriend. [ laughter ] >> seth: and that probably isn't going as well. >> that's not gonna happen. >> seth: yeah, that's good. yeah, for the best. i want to ask about this, because, um -- so which one here is your son? >> little david is my son. >> s

? >> yes. >> seth: he loves michael jackson. >> yes. >> seth: how is that -- is his singing career advancing? is his skill set advancing? >> i think it is. he is now starting to evolve outside of the michael. he has been singing "the color purple" songs, too. >> seth: oh, wow. >> so that's his thing, he runs around the house. he likes singing the songs from the movie. stuff like that or he loves watching the show. >> seth: oh, so he's...

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little statuettes, you know, and we got canceled. solornemichaels, heputs us -- he's says, "you wanna --" i said, "i'm gonna -- can i come on and do the --?" "bring on the cast." so we brought everybody on the show. it was amazing. we had a great time. we all came out. the first words i said, i think, were, "so they canceled 'taxi.'" i might have said "abc canceled 'taxi.'" [ light laughter ] >> seth: got to get it out there. [ laughter ] and you guys -- you're still close as a cast? >> oh, yeah. we see each other all the time. >> seth: that's really wonderful. >> oh, we're great. all the people who are still alive see each other. >> seth: that's nice. >> and we think about the other people. >> seth: there is a very famous story about how you auditioned for "taxi." i wouldn't say to young actors to do this necessarily -- >> the thing about that is i always felt like you needed to make an impression. and so when i went to do the show -- to audition, i really wanted the part but i wanted to make an impression, so i walked into their office, i had a script in my hand. i took one st

little statuettes, you know, and we got canceled. so lorne michaels, he puts us -- he's says, "you wanna --" i said, "i'm gonna -- can i come on and do the --?" "bring on the cast." so we brought everybody on the show. it was amazing. we had a great time. we all came out. the first words i said, i think, were, "so they canceled 'taxi.'" i might have said "abc canceled 'taxi.'" [ light laughter ] >> seth: got to get it out there. [...

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travolta warms america's hearts as an angel in a little film called "michael." but most importantly, funk and acid jazz history was changed forever with the release of "traveling without moving," the third studio album by recording british artist jamiroquai. [ light laughter ] but folks, our story doesn't begin there. it begins in wangford, suffolk, england on the 30th of december 1969 with the birth of jason luis cheetham, also known as jamiroquai. >> seth: hey man, i'm sorry, how long is this whole thing going to take? >> well, there's 17 more hat changes. >> seth: just out of curiosity, what do you do for a living? >> i'm a private military contractor for blackwater. >> seth: alright, you know what? give it up for that lunatic. we'll be right back with music from kelsea ballerini. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ degree motionsense is the world's first deodorant activated by movement. as you move, fragrance capsules burst to release extra freshness all day. motionsense. protection to keep you moving. degreeit won't let you down. at our house, we're always down case in point: our handcrafted

travolta warms america's hearts as an angel in a little film called "michael." but most importantly, funk and acid jazz history was changed forever with the release of "traveling without moving," the third studio album by recording british artist jamiroquai. [ light laughter ] but folks, our story doesn't begin there. it begins in wangford, suffolk, england on the 30th of december 1969 with the birth of jason luis cheetham, also known as jamiroquai. >> seth: hey man,...

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michaelkeywas the recipient of all that. >> seth: delicious. >> so lucky. so blessed. so, i'm mentally prepping myself for having to do the dirty on camera. >> seth: okay. >> it hasn't happened yet, but we'll see. >> seth: okay. when it happens, if you -- because i know you serviced so many shows by live tweeting during those episodes, if you want me to take over and live tweet the episodes where you get it on, i'll be happy to. >> oh, i appreciate that. >> seth: yes. >> i'll text you. >> seth: and i'm going to say something like, i'm probably going to go, "you know what she's doing? she's treating herself." [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being back on the show! we're going to go drinking soon. retta, everybody! check out "girlfriends' guide to divorce" on tuesday nights at 10:00 on bravo. we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (air horn, trap door opening) rootmetrics, in the nation's largest independent study, tested wireless performance across the country. verizon won big with one hundred fifty three state wins. at+t got thirty-eight,

michael key was the recipient of all that. >> seth: delicious. >> so lucky. so blessed. so, i'm mentally prepping myself for having to do the dirty on camera. >> seth: okay. >> it hasn't happened yet, but we'll see. >> seth: okay. when it happens, if you -- because i know you serviced so many shows by live tweeting during those episodes, if you want me to take over and live tweet the episodes where you get it on, i'll be happy to. >> oh, i appreciate that....

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it's joe torre from the yankees. i want to talk tolorenmichaelsandright away his assistants put me through and i said "look, i have a nephew who is gay and you guys are doing a lot of gay humor. maybe just lay off. and there was a long pause and lorne said, "is this adam." [ laughter ] >> seth: i love this movie. and i have read the book and michael lewis does a fantastic job of explaining very difficult things like collateralized debt obligations and the housing bubble and the idea of shorting but at no point was i reading this book and thinking this was cinematic. like how did you pitch this idea to people of making this into a film that was as watchable and entertaining as it is. >> it was something about like i read the book. i picked it up one night at like 9:00 p.m. you know how when you pick up those books and you're like okay i have to read this and i couldn't put it down. it was a page turner and my wife is annoyed next to me going "are you going to be up for awhile?" and i'm like "i am." so i have to turn my light away and it's 6:00 a.m. and i finished the book and i real

it's joe torre from the yankees. i want to talk to loren michaels and right away his assistants put me through and i said "look, i have a nephew who is gay and you guys are doing a lot of gay humor. maybe just lay off. and there was a long pause and lorne said, "is this adam." [ laughter ] >> seth: i love this movie. and i have read the book and michael lewis does a fantastic job of explaining very difficult things like collateralized debt obligations and the housing...

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. learn more at phoenix.edu. so we brought indr.michaellittmanto help explain to anna the complexity behind her refund. so, you're getting this refund because your son is a qualifying dependent, and that makes you eligible for the child tax credit. ah...i can see that. good. excellent... i'm, i'm good now. ...good now. good...good...good! intuit turbotax. taxes done smarter. on carne asada or carnitas. not agree but four out of five who got their health insurance through covered california got help paying for it. find out if you could be one of them at coveredca.com enroll by january 31st to avoid the irs tax penalty. ♪ now and then we all appreciate a little help. through covered california, health insurance could cost less than you think. and most uninsured californians could get help paying for it. to find free, local, in-person help visit coveredca.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. our first guest tonight is a very funny actress, who you know from her work on the hit nbc shows "the office" and "parks and recreation." sh

. learn more at phoenix.edu. so we brought in dr. michael littman to help explain to anna the complexity behind her refund. so, you're getting this refund because your son is a qualifying dependent, and that makes you eligible for the child tax credit. ah...i can see that. good. excellent... i'm, i'm good now. ...good now. good...good...good! intuit turbotax. taxes done smarter. on carne asada or carnitas. not agree but four out of five who got their health insurance through covered california...

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yesterday, giving equal rights to gay couples. so now it's just a matter of whether ornotmichaelfitspatrick. [ laughter and applause ] family feud host steve harvey is being sued by a jet company because they say he asked them to customize a private plane and then never paid for it. or as the jet company said, "show me steve harvey's payment!" [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] friday was world vasectomy day. [ laughter ] which meant that saturday was frozen peas day. [ laughter ] and finally, a hotel in new york is offering a new service that allows guests to order room service by texting emojis to the front desk. for example, you can order a pizza, a burger, or have them send up some chipotle. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show for you tonight! [ cheers and applause ] she is an emmy winning actress and star of abc's "how to get away with murder." viola davis joins us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] she is one of the stars in the new movie "krampus," allison tolman. the wonderful allison tolman is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and

yesterday, giving equal rights to gay couples. so now it's just a matter of whether or not michael fits patrick. [ laughter and applause ] family feud host steve harvey is being sued by a jet company because they say he asked them to customize a private plane and then never paid for it. or as the jet company said, "show me steve harvey's payment!" [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] friday was world vasectomy day. [ laughter ] which meant that saturday was frozen peas...

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with hundreds of incredible artists, such as katy perryandmichaelbubleand been a member of such iconic bands like the vandals, guns n' roses, to name just a few. thank you so much for being here with us this week, josh. >> all right! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: now, this is very exciting. it is a very exciting time in the world of chemistry. recently, scientists have discovered four new elements, and they have been added to the periodic table. this is a big deal. the confirmation of the elements came after years of work from scientists. the new elements are ununtrium, ununpentium, ununseptium and ununoctium. they were created by shooting beams of ions at metal and then measuring the radiation and other nuclides produced as they decay into isotopes. the elements themselves only last for a fraction of a second. but i realize that me talking about this is super boring. that's why there is a group going around to schools here in new york city to teach kids about the new elements in a fun and exciting way. we are very lucky to have them here tonight. give it up for the four elem

with hundreds of incredible artists, such as katy perry and michael buble and been a member of such iconic bands like the vandals, guns n' roses, to name just a few. thank you so much for being here with us this week, josh. >> all right! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: now, this is very exciting. it is a very exciting time in the world of chemistry. recently, scientists have discovered four new elements, and they have been added to the periodic table. this is a big deal. the...

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with hundrs of incrible art, such as katyerryandmichaelbubleand been a memr of such iconic bands li the vandals, guns n' roses, tname just fe ank you soucg he th us is week, josh. >> aig! [ chrsnd applause ] >> seth: now, this is very exciting. it is a ve excitinti in d ofhemistry. recently, scieists have scered four new ents, and thavdded to e peodic table. thiss a g al. the confirmati of the elen cafter years owork from ientists. the new elements are ununtrium, ununpentium, unseptium and unoctium. they were created by shootg beams ofonat metal and tasuring the diation and her cl produas the cay into ipes. elemen theveon la a fctioof a sonbuale the taing t thiss sur ring. that why thes p goinoundo schos here i new york cittoch ks abouthe w elts in a fun are very luckto have th hereonight. give it for the four emen! [ ch and applaus] >> hi, every! >> yea woo! oo >>oo! are youeadyo learn? >> yeah! >> hey, t it! re f there a fou new elents ri them ifou're able s ur nces at your periodicle inuntrium the element 113 you'd like know my symbol it's uut school is in ssion so pl up seat

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michaelesdoesfta b of explaininverycult thin like llatiz debt oblitiand e g bulend t ia of srting t at no point was i reading is book and thinki this was cinematic. li h did you p thiidea tertning as its. >> is sothing out read the book. i cked it one night at like 00 p.m.u know wheu up those bos and yoreike okay i have to read this and i co't put it wn. it w a pagrnernd my wife is aoyed nt e gog u going be up for a d like "i i hav l a and it's 6:00 a. and finished took and i realized li what did just do that thescharac were so compling yet i undstand the '07, '08 cpse and it w fun and funny and i justhought i've never read a bo like this. e's like threer four books th i would s sort of signi outimes and ths one of themndven thgh i he done all of thesebsurdist cies like "anorman"nd "st othersanthosmovies o's tic in the movie. >> amazing >> seth: an incredible actor wod assume aery inmidati peon to dict. especiallym somebo clearly cofrom the comy sidef things.w did you interact wit chstian le -- did you guys joke arnd fuwith? bthe y if youveha a weekff w youu,let chriian le taker yoesan

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taxes. so we brought indr.michaellittmanto help explain to anna the complexity behind her refund. so, you're getting this refund because your son is a qualifying dependent, and that makes you eligible for the child tax credit. ah...i can see that. good. excellent... i'm, i'm good now. ...good now. good...good...good! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. our first guest tonight is a very funny actress, who you know from her work on the hit nbc shows "the office" and "parks and recreation." she's starring as detective angie tribeca in the new tbs comedy series, which premiers this sunday night, followed by a 10 episodes of season 1. let's take a look. >> i'm not gonna let you risk the department's money on a gamble! >> it's only gambling if there's chance involved. and i've never lost at poker. >> the only way to get that kind of money would be to shut the police department down for a day. is that what you want? all right. let's give it a try. [ screams ] [ gunshots ] [ alarm ] >> seth: please welcome to the show, rashida jones! [ cheers and app

taxes. so we brought in dr. michael littman to help explain to anna the complexity behind her refund. so, you're getting this refund because your son is a qualifying dependent, and that makes you eligible for the child tax credit. ah...i can see that. good. excellent... i'm, i'm good now. ...good now. good...good...good! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: welcome back to "late night," everybody. our first guest tonight is a very funny actress, who you know from her work on the...

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the bookandmichaellewisdoes a fantastic job of explaining very difficult things like collateralized debt obligations and the housing bubble and the idea of shorting but at no point was i reading this book and thinking this was cinematic. like how did you pitch this idea to people of making this into a film that was as watchable and entertaining as it is. >> it was something about like i read the book. i picked it up one night at like 9:00 p.m. you know how when you pick up those books and you're like okay i have to read this and i it was a page turner and my wife is annoyed next to me going "are you going to be up for awhile?" and i'm like "i am." so i have to turn my light away and it's 6:00 a.m. and i finished the book and i realized like what did he just do that these characters were so compelling yet i now understand the '07, '08 collapse and it was fun and funny and i just thought i've never read a book like this. there's like three or four books that i would say sort of signify our times and this is one of them and even though i have done all of these absurdist

the book and michael lewis does a fantastic job of explaining very difficult things like collateralized debt obligations and the housing bubble and the idea of shorting but at no point was i reading this book and thinking this was cinematic. like how did you pitch this idea to people of making this into a film that was as watchable and entertaining as it is. >> it was something about like i read the book. i picked it up one night at like 9:00 p.m. you know how when you pick up those...