Zack: This robot appears in more Palladium books than any other illustration. Even more than the cyborg face that is in the bionics chapter.

Steve: He does look awfully familiar.

Zack: Good ol' Plungerfoot.

Steve: Are we at the end already?

Zack: We are, Steve, though I fear we have only dragged our fingers across the iceberg of Heroes Unlimited.

Steve: We didn't get into mutants or playing robots or that super power that allows you to explode like a nuclear bomb and potentially survive it.

Zack: If I had to look at any more random tables I might have slipped into some sort of Anton Chigurh level of fatalism where I walk through life rolling percentile dice to decide every action I take.

Steve: I can never get enough random tables. I love it when they are deciding my mutant skin color, the type of bionics I have instead of legs, or the type of atmosphere my home planet has. What's not to love about them?

Traci Lords goes on a journey of vengeance and squibs while making the same stupid face constantly.

About This Column

Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.