Fermin, inggit na inggit sa mala-diyosang kagandahan ni Greta

HAHAHAHA! The aging entertainment columnist/teevee host named Cristinelli Salazar Fermin is once again consumed by hideous envy. She is once again writing some very snide commentaries about the glamorous Ms. Gretchen Barreto in her cheap columns. Hahahaha!

On top of that, you too should avail of a good nose job so that you would look cinematically takable on cam.

Cinematically takable on cam daw, o! Hahahahaha!

How gross!

Also, I strongly suggest that you put a stop on your hackneyed and antiquated tagalog and keep abreast with the times at least.

You don’t need to speak English if that’s anathema to you, just let go of those hackneyed Tagalog phrases and you’ll be fine. 1983 nang ma-meet kita, lola, and yet you never seemed to have updated your writing skills and vocabulary.

The very reason why your show is being inordinately avoided like a plague by ad men and televiewers alike is the fact that your Tagalog hasn’t improved one bit.

Do something about your spoken Tagalog, along with your dentures (dentures raw, o! Hakhakhak!), not to mention the good nose job that I’ve been meaning you to have, and you’ll be fine.

Put a stop also to your very hideous appetite and let go of those unattractive bulges in your roly-poly figure and you’ll see, life will become a lot better. Lola. Hahahaha!

With a face like that, Bubonika, you should not be expecting miracles. Hahahaha!

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Pa-tweetums on cam, super maldita off cam

VERYamusing naman ang chikang nakarating sa atin in connection with the supposedly real identity of this wholesome imaged young lady who’s related to a famous and veritably affluent politician who is said to be uncouth and catty off cam.

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