Mad Pooper Striking Fear Into Colorado’s Hearts

As the Halloween Season approaches we think of the great and terrifying creatures about us. There’s Pennywise, the clown from It who haunts Derry, Maine — there’s Dear David, the ghost of the boy haunting cartoonist Adam Ellis, but most terrifyingly of all there’s — The Mad Pooper of Colorado! But who is this extremely terrifying mad pooper?

The Mad Pooper is a woman who poops in the same location in a family’s yard, and has been doing it in the same location for the past seven weeks. At one point she even got caught by the family who said “Are you serious, are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?” to which the great and terrifying Mad Pooper said “Yeah, sorry!” and ran away. According to the family there are a ton of bathrooms around the area so this is purposeful and cruel! Mad Pooper! How dare you! Mad Pooper! Poooper!!!

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