This Elliptical Is Designed to Be Used Under Your Desk, Which Seems Rather Stressful

Just in case your workday isn’t fraught enough already, how about adding a sub-desk elliptical into the mix? The Cubii isn’t the first device to market itself as the answer to your 60-hour workweek woes, but it does seem to be the most souped up, promising virtual silence with a guarantee that your knees will never slam into the underside of your desk while you both pedal feverishly and answer emails.