1) Take a photo of yourself, including your username and a timestamp, and upload it to an image hosting site. This picture must definitively show that you are not fat and have both username and timestamp clearly legible. Please use clear lighting without deceptive poses or digital timestamps. This picture will be kept confidential, and once you've been verified you may delete it if you wish.

2) Send a message with a link to the photo to @Duress56, @HomerSimpson, or @leelem0n. Include "FPH Verification" in the subject. Choose which version of the flair you want "Verified Shitlady" or "Verified Shitlord" and put it in the message along with the link to your verification.

Woman usually speak in hyperbole to get a point across, while men like to speak with solid facts.

Example:

Wife - "We should go to xyz! We never go to xyz!"

Husband - "We were there two weeks ago! Wtf are you talking about?!"

They were both obviously at xyz two weeks. Why would the woman lie about? She's not. As stupid as some people like to think women might be, they're not. Its just a different wavelength. Almost a different language.

I'm not defending anyone but this is usually a point of strife between the sexes, and I like to point it out when it seems relevant.

It's the opposite in my house. My husband is the "we never.." "you always..." person and I call other people out for exaggerating all the time (if they are exaggerating to deceive I mean, not just to make a story funnier or something). I'm also the one who suggests actual solutions to problems to people who only really want commiserations so maybe I just have more of that male brain thing going on.