To be really creeped out by my cat?

Magically appears everywhere like a stalkerStares at me intently whilst im in the bathJumps off the bedroom furniture as hard as he can whilst im in bed to make a THUMP noise because its 5am and he wants breakfastRefuses to eat sardines ever since i hid some worming tablets in themWaits by the patio door to be let in- as soon as i open it he runs offLoves sunflower oil (caught him licking the frying pan when i was making some pancakes)He also buries his food bowl with my dirty laundry next to the washing machine.

Sounds like a normal cat to me. One of mine digs out socks from any where and everywhere, then carries them in her mouth around the house until she finds the perfect place to leave her treasure. All the while meowing loudly, btw. Almost every day we wake up to a trail of socks all over the house.

Jumps off the bedroom furniture as hard as he can whilst I'm in bed to make a THUMP noise because its 5am and he wants breakfast

One of my previous cats used to run across the bedroom floor (I assume to pick up momentum) then launch himself at me and land on my chest with a thump. Felt like a bag of potatoes had been dropped on my chest. It worked though, it woke me up so he could be fed.

Ours follows us to school and waits for us all day, if we get a lift, I’ll have to go and get him wherever he stopped in the morning, as he won’t come home on his own and answers to whistling only. He turns his back on us if we call his namr( not sure he likes his name much)... never had a cat so to me absolutely normal behaviour 😂

Stayed at dp’s a while ago. He has 2 cats. I was the last person to go upstairs in the night, and shut the cats in the kitchen as always, and dp on the stairs said ‘have you shut the hallway door properly, I checked it and it was shut tight.

Following morning woke to something nuzzling my hand, half as sleep I nuzzled his said and said ‘shhhh’, me and the cat went back to sleep spooning🤣 I woke with dp peering over my shoulder saying ‘how the hell did he get in here?’ As me and cat just both turned our heads to look at him.

Dp went downstairs to make coffee to find all doors still shut. It’s happened several times and we are all 🤷🏻‍♀️ As to how it happens. Magic.

mine is like a pet elephant, we were sitting drinking tea in the kitchen the other day (me and my mum) when there was an almighty thud on the ceiling. Mum stops with cup half way to mouth - what on earth????

Sounds like a regular cat to me.Mine deliberately walks infront of me to try and trip me up, will sit on one cushion only, drinks my tea, sits on my laptop, knocks over glasses of sparkling wine, drinks from vases and follows me to the pub a mile away. Go figure