Quoted: Rep. Berkley on health care and dating

"He said it will only take five minutes and you don't have to take your clothes off. I thought that was an interesting offer from a man. ... You shouldn't have to be dating a Jewish doctor in order to get a bone-density test in this country."

-- Rep. Shelley Berkley (D-Nev.) cracking up the House Rules Committee and the very-late-night Friday C-SPAN audience with a story about her oddball date with an M.D. who lured her to his office... because he suspected she had osteoporosis. He was right; she got treatment. And, reader, she married him!