Here are some reasons to be rude

In an effort to help Travel and Leisure magazine further clarify their list of the Top 20 rudest cities in the United States, here are additional reasons they could use.

First, a sidebar here. The No. 1 and No. 5 rudest cities have something in common. They are both playing this Sunday. So, word to the wise. After one loses, and one will lose, stay away. Stay far away, unless you want those verbal jabs headed in your direction.

Here is the list and a perfectly clear reason to be rude.

20. Salt Lake City - all that salt raises your blood pressure.

19. San Diego - it must be all that wonderful weather. Or maybe, it the rest of you going there to enjoy that weather.

18. Providence, R.I. - there is no reason.

17. Seattle - hey, where's the sun?

16. Houston - "we have a problem" is all we here.

15. San Francisco - too many people suggesting they "left their heart" hear.

14. Chicago - having to explain the real meaning of Windy City. Hint: it's not the wind.

13. Anchorage - public transportation isn't all it's cracked up to be.