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That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died). The security guys and porters etc would simply laugh in your face! And tell you to f##k right off. I'd love to see a few snaps of happy customers who'd had use of this on their special night out! At least it will run on cooking oil I suppose. The absolute pits!

OH, IS DAT U MUTHA?Cheers chap. Tea & biscuit (& no shonky value stuff, I'm talking Jaffa cakes) for winning Autoshite biddas! Just bunged in a load of Redex as well so I will nail the nads off it tonight to give it a good I-talian tune-up. 'Tis a good car, just not being used and new baby = no time for RW to work on old motors.Guess what? My old friend "spazdaguy" from R-R is interested too.

That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died). The security guys and porters etc would simply laugh in your face! And tell you to f##k right off. I'd love to see a few snaps of happy customers who'd had use of this on their special night out! At least it will run on cooking oil I suppose. The absolute pits!

That 'Party Limo' is a new benchmark in piss poor wanker wagons for stupid-ass people with champagne tastes and lemonade money ('silver spring' lemonade at that), imagine going to a movie premiere in that clattering old tub of jizz (in which no doubt many people have died).

I think it's probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen for sale on eBay, the grimness of the interior is brilliant.

Seems like the entire Party Limo entertainment comprises of a 14" TV, an in-car CD player and one of those fun house mirrors. And probably trying to avoid protruding woodscrews.

On another note, what is it with the sort of people who hire wacky limos?

The one (or is it two) on the left look like they're about to throw up.................I live up here, and have never seen it....you want me to go round and measure it up for the forum purchasing department?

I tried it and I didn't think it was very fun at all. Superbly shite though, a 1.7L with an anti-static strip, what appear to be "Ring" spotlamps, dreadful seat covers and a clothes prop to keep the boot open.Looks a bit more crispy than I'd like though.

I tried it and I didn't think it was very fun at all. Superbly shite though, a 1.7L with an anti-static strip, what appear to be "Ring" spotlamps, dreadful seat covers and a clothes prop to keep the boot open.

Looks a bit more crispy than I'd like though.

Wow they do still exist Quality Anti Static Strip, very retro brings back memories of an old guy who had one on his princess that used to stop in the street and give me polo's

Surely the smallest, cheapest, most pointless car to be so equipped (although the "square" early 80s Camry runs it close in the latter category). An option on the SA310 that completely ran under my radar. Superb.

Bitter ebay fiesta ownerI have emailed him and told him not to be such a fool and get some legal advice and involve the SMMT before he does what I did with a certain Nissan dealer - park my car locked up on his forecourt with a bloody big sign in the front window detailing what was wrong with it and get a mate with a decent looking camera to come down and fire off some photos of the car and the showroom - dealer asked him WTF he was doing and he said he was covering a story about a dodgy motor sold by the dealership and did they want to comment?Money back for car about 30 minutes later