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Bionic Woman
NBC 9:00 p.m.
So, this is about a superhero given bionic powers and such. And they gave it to a woman? Really? I mean, I can barely control my girlfriend as it is. What sort of muzzle-and-handcuff configuration would you use for those times when she wants to throw baking utensils at your face? Would you even be able to keep her in the bathtub when she's misbehaved in front of guests? See, this is where the whole series loses credibility.

Thursday, october 25
Goosebumps
Cartoon 8:00 p.m.
The scariest event to ever occur to me involved the Hungarian mafia and an offer to remove my hands. I stonewalled, and after two hours of negotiation they dropped their price from 65,000 forint to 13,000 forint and I was allowed to keep my mitts. Although, I don't think this cartoon is that kind of scary.