Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Illegal-alien activists target Lou Dobbs

WASHINGTON – Illegal-alien activists who have pulled off major rallies in several cities in recent weeks plan to shift part of their focus May 1 by targeting a newsman they see hurting their cause.

An "Ax AOL" campaign is being organized to coincide with a national action by various groups defending illegal immigration, but the real target of their wrath is Lou Dobbs of CNN.

"Why AOL?" asks one of the promoters of the campaign rhetorically. "Lou Dobbs is the number one money maker for CNN so he is not going anywhere as long as he makes money for CNN and right now he is making a ton of money for CNN bashing 'illegal immigration.'

But why Lou Dobbs?

According to the organizers: "Lou Dobbs has become the champion zealot of bashing 'illegal immigration' each night at CNN promoting HR 4437 as the only way of dealing with 'Broken Borders' to protect the USA. The only way to stop Lou Dobbs, the raving populist xenophobe, is to invoke 'The Achilles heel: AOL.'"CNN is owned by Time Warner and Time Warner also owns AOL, which is being extensively promoted to increase its value as witnessed last week by selling 5 percent of AOL stock to Google. This 5 percent cost Google $1 billion setting a benchmark value for AOL stock. The Google-AOL deal gives AOL a valuation of $20 billion. Billionaire Time Warner shareholder Carl Icahn who controls 3 percent of Time Warner shares has been organizing a proxy battle for control of Time Warner wants to sell AOL."

Heh. So let me understand this, Lou Dobbs in his role as 'raving populist zenophobe' is raking in money for CNN? Why might this be?

Oh that's right I forgot, all Americans are bigoted xenophobes and racists, sheesh, how could I forget something as elementary as all that?

Please take a minute and follow the link, it's comedy value is priceless. Here's a little taste of the chewy goodness...

Something else now needs to be added to the protests to take us to the next level if we are going to realize immigration reform as Hispanics favor.

Umm, guys? How about immigration reform that Americans favor? Cuz so long as you keep talking this racist crap you can...

A.) Kiss my ass!

B.) Leave!

And C.) Don't let the door hit you in your narrow, bigoted ass!

Keep swinging Lou, we love you!

Oh, and is anybody still on AOL? I mean seriously, you'all just need to break down and get high speeed, cuz, damn, AOL stinks.