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May 21, 2010

Calderon Visit Aftermath: Grafitti, Missing Items

WASHINGTON (SR) - An Obama spokesperson reported today that several White House bathrooms, hallways, and exterior walls were "tagged" or spray painted with graffiti during the gala for visiting Mexican president Nacho Calderon Wednesday night. Also reported were the theft of wheels and stereos from several government vehicles parked outside the White House, including the presidential limousine, that same evening.

The extravagant reception featured entertainment by Beyonce, a gourmet multi-course dinner, and a guest list that included over 200 prominent Mexican-Americans, primarily from the entertainment and human smuggling industries.

Insiders report finding several empty spray paint cans left behind in President Calderon's bedroom, but stopped short of accusing him or wife Chimi of participating in the defacement of White House property.

My comments: Big deal, the place probably needed to be painted anyway, what with Barry stinking up the joint with his smoking. Let's raise our margaritas in a toast to Calderon's ballsy condemnation of our laws while being wined and dined by us taxpayers - I hope our water gave him the trots!

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Calderon Visit Aftermath: Grafitti, Missing Items

WASHINGTON (SR) - An Obama spokesperson reported today that several White House bathrooms, hallways, and exterior walls were "tagged" or spray painted with graffiti during the gala for visiting Mexican president Nacho Calderon Wednesday night. Also reported were the theft of wheels and stereos from several government vehicles parked outside the White House, including the presidential limousine, that same evening.

The extravagant reception featured entertainment by Beyonce, a gourmet multi-course dinner, and a guest list that included over 200 prominent Mexican-Americans, primarily from the entertainment and human smuggling industries.

Insiders report finding several empty spray paint cans left behind in President Calderon's bedroom, but stopped short of accusing him or wife Chimi of participating in the defacement of White House property.

My comments: Big deal, the place probably needed to be painted anyway, what with Barry stinking up the joint with his smoking. Let's raise our margaritas in a toast to Calderon's ballsy condemnation of our laws while being wined and dined by us taxpayers - I hope our water gave him the trots!