Eurobike 2016: Oddities and Entities

Oh yes, there’s a fashion show at Eurobike. It happens multiple times every day, and is bafflingly well-attended. What other way is there to plan your preseason buy aside from watching spandex get strutted on stage to the same three-year-old pop hits they played last year?

As incongruous as the bright lights and pop beats may be, the fashion show is far from the strangest thing you’d see while wandering the halls of Messe Friedrichshafen.

Things were going sideways before the show even started. Photo: Ryan Palmer