"If years were seasons" - as in television seasons, as in, this is the third season of Community."this December" - it is December holiday season during the episode."would be the December" they are 3/4 way through the television season."of our December." This is their third season, just like winter is the third season when you go "Summer, Fall, Winter, Spring."

So basically Abed is saying "If this was a television show, right now, we'd be 3/4 of our way through our third season."

When he says that line, there is a circle divided into quadrants, and each quadrant has 4 circles. 2 quadrants of 4 circles are completely filled in, and the third quadrant has 3 of 4 circles filled in. The fourth quadrant has empty circles.

The fact that you have basically graphed this in your imagination and then described it for us so well that I can actually see the diagram in my imagination and understand it pretty much makes you the second awesomest person in the whole universe to me right now.

(Second only to Abed.)

Just watched the Glee episode. I had to keep pausing it and rewinding because I kept missing things because I was laughing so hard I couldn't see. This is the third time that this show has outdone itself by causing me to laugh harder than I had previously thought physically possible.

_________________Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnationblog!FB!

Who watched the new ep? I'm not loving it, except for a few of Shirley's early asides. And of course "Come on I'm Dean, and my hands are so clean" was my fave thing. But really, the riot and the little fascists? I was kinda loving the Chang-less eps.

The version of Contemporary Impressionists I just watched had Spanish subtitles, which made it even awesomer at the end when Chang said "Who's ready to Chang the world?" and they had translated it as "¿Quién está listo para 'Changbiar' el mundo?" (the Spanish word for "change" is "cambiar"). BEST.

_________________Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnationblog!FB!

Whoaaaaa. Okay, so like...I actually used to know Chevy Chase in real life, I was friends with his kids in elementary school, had sleepovers at his house and shiitake. I had never seen any of his movies or anything. He was just my friends' rich dad. So it's sooooo weird for me to hear about him acting all wackadoodle like this! He seemed so nice when he was making us waffles and reading us bedtime stories!

_________________Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnationblog!FB!

So what is everybody's favorite episode? I have now watched them all and I am curious which ones other people loved best.

My roommates are Big Bang Theory fans so I'm waaaaay behind, but the Halloween episode in the first season is my favourite, just for Abed as Batman. I watch it when I'm sad and cheer up and I watch the bloopers too:

_________________I was really surprised the first time I saw a penis. After those banana tutorials, I was expecting something so different. -Tofulish

I'm surprised they are even giving them another half season. 3.5 seasons is a pretty decent run, and I am glad it's not ending crazy abruptly, like Twin Peaks. Better it go out being awesome than jump the shark, come back and kill the shark, then jump the dead shark, like The Office.

_________________Gwyneth Paltrow: "I'm superstitious. Whenever I start a new movie I kill a hobo with a hammer."

Danny Pudi just posted on facebook that Community is going for season 4!

_________________If you spit on my food I will blow your forking head off, you filthy shitdog. - MumblesDon't you know that vegan meat is the gateway drug to chicken addiction? Because GMO and trans-fats. - kaerlighed