Former OU student loses lawsuit over lusty writing

FILE -- Joseph Corlett of Lake Orion, with a copy of his writing assignment and watching the Van Halen video, "Hot for Teacher" on his laptop computer. Corlett was suspended from Oakland University for three semesters and barred from campus after writing an explicit Advanced Critical Writing assignment about his teacher. (For the Daily Tribune/TIM THOMPSON)

DETROIT (AP) — A college student suspended for writing an essay called “Hot for Teacher” has no First Amendment right to express his sexual attraction to his instructor, a judge said Tuesday.

Joseph Corlett’s lawsuit was dismissed by U.S. District Judge Patrick Duggan, who ruled in favor of Oakland University in suburban Detroit.

When Corlett referred to his teacher as “’stacked’ and graphically compared her to a sitcom character he fetishized in a writing assignment, he “brought a pig into the parlor,” Duggan said.

“Such expressions, while possibly appropriate in some settings, need not be tolerated by university officials,” the judge said.

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Corlett, 57, was suspended in 2012 after writing about his writing instructor. He compared her to the sexy starlet Ginger from the 1960s TV series, “Gilligan’s Island” and described her as “tall, blonde, stacked,” among other things.

He titled his essay “Hot for Teacher,” the name of a Van Halen song. Corlett said students in the English 380 class were told to write honestly and that no topic was off limits. Oakland said the work was clearly inappropriate.

“This is a case that never should have been brought, and justice has been served by its quick and decisive dismissal,” the university’s attorney, Len Niehoff, said Tuesday.

Corlett, who now lives in Sarasota, Fla., is a home builder who pursued a college degree because of the weak economy. He enrolled full-time in 2011 after earning an associate degree from a community college.

Messages seeking comment were left with his attorneys.

Corlett’s suspension requires him to undergo sensitivity counseling if he ever wants to return as a student.