willing to bet foxnews even trucked the students over there for this shit.

takewithfoodAt the end there, when Steve Doocy is talking about how big government can sometimes lose sight of what's important, he is of course referring to "Big Government", the overweight African-American caretaker of the Lincoln Memorial, who is known not only for his impressive girth, but for his rather myopic adherence to the rules.

Meatsack JonesHmmm. Perhaps keeping the monument a solemn and dignified place was their goal, and not to have a bunch of off-key retards who probably fucked up the words to the song, using it as a political stunt against "big government".

ToenailsOOOOOOOH SAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE/THERE ARE BUUUGS ALL OOOOVER MEEEEEE/SOOOOOO PLEASE TAKE A FEEEEW/CAUUSE I GOT THEM FROM YOU TOOOOOOO

fluffyyeah that national parks service is such an enormous overfunded bureaucracy that is totally about stifling civil rights and preventing people from developing every single square foot of this country into a gigantic shopping mall