I really like villains. i don’t know why….probably because I’m surrounded by all you namby-pamby goody-two-shoes. Here we go!

1. Barnaby Barnicle

I kind of have a thang for Barnabies. In this 1986 Babes in Toyland (starring a very young Drew Barrymore), he pals around with his buddiez Mack and Zack, stealing cookies and inciting Toyland Terror. But really all he wants is love.

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I wish I lived in a bowling ball.

2. Fegan Floop

Fegan Floop from “Spy Kids” takes undercover agents and turns them into fooglies–putty-like creatures of their former selves. But really all he wants to do is write children’s shows. I sympathize with this guy. And also love his theme song (written by Danny Elfman).

Here’s a cabbage patch kid as a fooglie.

I bet you’re so glad you visited the blog today!

3. The Prognoviach, from “Condorman”

Hailing from Eastern Europe, the Prognoviach are highly trained assassins-in-cars. Expect high-speed car chases through winding canyon roads, synchronized driving, and falling over cliffs in a big flaming ball of fire. Each one of these baddies is “a dedicated killer.” Definitely not something you want to see in your rear-view mirror.

Unless you have a Condorman car. Then you’re ok.

My nephew adores Condorman, so my sister made him the Prognoviach for his birthday. Lucky kid!

Each one of those cakes is a dedicated killer.

4. Clockwork Droids, from Doctor Who

The ominous ticking clues you in: these guys are hiding in your room. And they want pieces of you.

Now go break every clock in your house. You’ll feel safer.

5. Lina Lamont

Actually you’ve probably heard of Lina. She can’t sing, she can’t dance, she can’t act….she does however have a pretty neat voice. It’s my secret wish to have a “Talk Like Lina Lamont” Day. It’ll be filled with words like, “Dope” and “Darn tootin’!” and “Whatsa matter with my voice??” When I’ve taken over Canamerica that’s the first thing I’m going to do.

6. Vogons

The micro-managing bureaucrats from “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.” Don’t try to get any paperwork done with them, and DON’T listen to their poetry. It’s almost as bad as mine.

7. Princess Mombi

If Princess Mombi from “Return to Oz” didn’t give you nightmares, then her Wheelers did. If the Wheelers didn’t…then you’re lying. This movie still freaks me out. I’m totally watching it this Halloween.

You can re-enact this scene with Barbie Doll heads. I always did. (Yes, my childhood was awesome)

Thank you so so much for sharing that you re-enacting the head switching witch from Return to Oz with barbies. My godsister and I did when we were little too and my heavens, our families have made fun of us over it ever since!

I only watched return to Oz once as a kid, but I still remember it as one of the freakiest movies I've ever seen!I love that you have Vogons. Love that movie (and the book even more)!! Ha ha, Lina. I often tell my sisters that I am a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament. Her lines were the best!

Okay…the fact that your nephew even knows who Condorman is makes me wonder about your family. I think you need an intervention:) To your list, I would like to add the Child Catcher from Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang. Disturbing to say the least.

Hahaha. @Brandon – It was his 4th birthday, too–obviously he's going to grow up with good taste ^_^

@Anonymeet – I probably shouldn't say this online, but in high school I made a silent movie where Ken takes Barbie into the barbie house, stabs her with a Clue knife, then pops her head off and adds it to the rest of his collection (Barbie heads sitting in a row on top of the barbie dresser.) My mom somehow discovered it & was horrified. I think that's when they hid the Barbies from me.

A quick note — did you know that in "Singing in the Rain" it's actually Lina (whatever the actress's name is) singing her own part? They thought Debbie Reynolds was too midwestern, so they let her sing because she was from NY.