[19:48] <Ender-X> how expensive? [19:48] <kofi> 45 for the 2 pills you need [19:49] <Arkuden> wtf [19:49] <Arkuden> 45 for 2 pills [19:49] <Arkuden> and you dont get to have sex without the condom [19:49] <Ender-X> 45 vs what you'd spend raising a kid? [19:49] <Ender-X> i mean that's gotta be 200, maybe even 300 dollars

Arkuden

#8

<kofi> to be blunt, condom broke [19:43] <Ender-X> morning after pill? [19:44] <kofi> you need to be 18 to buy the pill [19:44] <Arkuden> you have a brother [19:44] <kofi> i know but he had done a favor for me the day before [19:44] <Arkuden> so he only like does 1 favor for you a week or something? [19:45] <Ender-X> haha yeah, "sorry little bro, i already took the trash out for you this week, you have a child now"

<ThePrizeFighter> my gf yelled at me <ThePrizeFighter> cos i wanna go out next week to see a band <ThePrizeFighter> with my mate <ThePrizeFighter> because according to her <ThePrizeFighter> i just wanna go our get pissed up and fuck my freind called katy <ThePrizeFighter> when really <ThePrizeFighter> all i wanna do <ThePrizeFighter> is go out with glenn

<@Ender-X> BahamutZero i hate you <@Ender-X> i made a pedo joke irl the other day <BahamutZero> why Ender-X <@Ender-X> i blame you <BahamutZero> the fact that you just said irl <BahamutZero> makes me hate you <BahamutZero> We're real fucker <BahamutZero> so it's still a real life <BahamutZero> people like you disgust me [21:07] <BahamutZero> I'm going to fuck your dog

Arkuden

#27

[15:54] <BahamutZero> HOLY SHIT KYLE [15:54] <BahamutZero> YOU CAN ORDER MEN FOR MEN [15:55] <BahamutZero> I am lonely

Arkuden

#28

<Arkuden> so yea, i'm in tulare county which is #1 for teen pregnancies which i'm very proud of, i think i might go out and work on that so we can be #1 in the nation <Kinjin> LOL, sleezy teens! every young mans dream :D <Arkuden> just young mens dreams? <Arkuden> I KNOW YOU LOVE THE SLEEZY TEENS <Kinjin> LOL well ofc.

[12:44] <Naquadria> which asshole invited me here [12:44] <Naquadria> and can that person die in a fucking fire PM[12:44] <Naquadria> can you fucking piss off you fucking idiot

Arkuden

#33

[04:54:21 pm] <@Arkuden> and its not only guys, theres some girl that goes idles in dewdropinn that won't stop calling me boy [04:54:29 pm] <@Ender-X> haha [04:54:45 pm] <@Ender-X> i just assume all girls are guys [04:54:50 pm] <@Ender-X> irl too [04:55:09 pm] <@Arkuden> thats horrible [04:56:29 pm] <@Ender-X> yeah i've been slapped a few times because of it

[18:55] <Ender-X> i would suck a penis for a billion dollars [18:55] <cux> what about 20? [18:55] <Ender-X> definitely

Arkuden

#38

<@Arkuden> can someone check to see why i'm banned in the immo chan? <kofi> for inviting naq <kofi> to this chan <@Arkuden> ah <@Arkuden> whats his full name again? <@Arkuden> want to invite

Ender-X

#39

[08:30] <kofi> i'm facebooking your sister

Arkuden

#40

<kofi> oh <kofi> no <Swift> OH <Swift> YEAH

Arkuden

#41

<Eric> Ender-X destroyed the world a few nights ago <Eric> luckily I was training on the moon <Eric> however it's up to me to restore it <Eric> and take down Ender-X <Eric> his ingenuity will be my toughest challenge yet <Eric> but I know his weakness <Eric> asking him to do something will force him to waste time

Arkuden

#42

<@Arkuden> short people got no reason to live <kofi> obviously <dragonrose> ! <@Arkuden> little hands and feet <dragonrose> define short <@Arkuden> small mouths that tell great big lies <@Arkuden> your height and shorter

[13:26] <Arkuden> Ender-X why is anne hathaway an easy decision? [13:26] <Ender-X> i dunno, i just find her more attractive [13:26] <theoctagon> because her mouth is big enough to put in a whole big mac [13:26] <Ender-X> oh that too

Arkuden

#51

[06:07:22 pm] <Blitz> I'm very careful not to get quoted

Ender-X

#52

[18:07] <theoctagon> Ed Mazur wrote on the wall for Michelle Branch. 4:57am

triviabot Question 10: New Zealand's Rugby team is know as the __________________. triviabot Time's up! The answer was: All Blacks

Arkuden

#55

<Ender-X> i can just see the day logarithms get brought up in Alan's high school math class...it's gonna be the day he assaults a teacher and gets thrown out..."GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I HATE LOG10!"

Arkuden

#56

<+Erica> Ender-X you've been dethroned <Swift> Take it back! <Swift> Be a man <@Ender-X> i resigned myself a few days ago <Swift> Coward <Nales> pussy <+Erica> vagina <Nales> cunt <+Erica> home for my penis

Ender-X

#57

<@Ender-X> i always feel disgusting when i finish

Ender-X

#58

<Ender-X> mark antony and cleopatra fuck a lot too

Arkuden

#59

<+BahamutZero> YOU HAVE BASE INT <+BahamutZero> AND NEGATIVE INT ARMORS <+BahamutZero> THINK ABOUT THAT <+BahamutZero> THAT'S LIKE HAVING A VAGINA AND NOT FUCKING PEOPLE

Ender-X

#60

<+BahamutZero> WOMEN <+BahamutZero> making them <+BahamutZero> raping them <+BahamutZero> owning them <+BahamutZero> selling them <+BahamutZero> IT'S ALL OKAY NOW

<polpol> AFK , means ? <GoDLiiKE> Away from keyboard, which I now know you aren't =o <GoDLiiKE> I'm always here when everyone else isn't =P <polpol> ? <polpol> i m here <GoDLiiKE> But that's just 2 of us x_x <polpol> so, ... <polpol> we still can make sex

Ender-X

#79

<@Ender-X> imagine a bots party with all the cool bots players <@Ender-X> yeah foos <@Ender-X> that's what i' <@Ender-X> m talking about <@Ender-X> good night new york <@Ender-X> one day my friends <@Ender-X> when i make it big <@Ender-X> it shall happen <@Ender-X> now good night <BahamutZero> what | Session Close: Tue Sep 30 00:00:00 2008

Ender-X

#80

<polpol> what s your favourite porn site ? <polpol> my fav is pornhub <Arkuden> i think my favorite porn ever is on badjojo, some dumb bitch whos super drunk pretty much getting raped by two guys <Arkuden> good stuff :) <polpol> :) <Arkuden> polpol just so you know i was joking....rape porn is not something ppl should be bonding on <Arkuden> what the hell is wrong with you you sick bastard <polpol> :(

Ender-X

#81

<[Alan]> hanfeitzu? <Ender-X> character from the ender's game series...plays a large role in xenocide <[Alan]> you have a series? * Ender-X slams his head on his desk <Arkuden> HOLY FUCK YOU'RE RETARDED <[Alan]> lol

Ender-X

#82

* Ender-X ponders <polpol> ? <Ender-X> ark's g-line <polpol> it was his bots u mean ? <Ender-X> i feel i've said too much * Ender-X steps back into the shadows <polpol> YOU use bots to make this chan feel like an important channel, it s ok -> *^Mary-Kate^* say #botsunauthorized don't let him get to you, Ender-X <@^Mary-Kate^> don't let him get to you, Ender-X

Ender-X

#83

<ConditionZer0> now it says unable to access jarfile IRCidler.jar <ConditionZer0> link me again <Ender-X> one question <Ender-X> are you fucking with me? <ConditionZer0> no im not <Ender-X> okay cause even alan didn't have this much trouble

Arkuden

#84

<polpol> aipi, are u a bot ? <aipi> no <aipi> :> <polpol> proof plz <aipi> how can i prove that <aipi> idk <polpol> oo <polpol> u can <aipi> how so´ <polpol> by telling me who is your owner :) <aipi> i have no owner <aipi> i am free <polpol> so you re a bot

<ThePrizeFighter> anal is doing well at this ganme <ThePrizeFighter> eh <[Alan]> huh? <ThePrizeFighter> alan <ThePrizeFighter> :O <[Alan]> :| <Bwhore> i can have my finger all the way up my anus <ThePrizeFighter> i must have anal on the brain

<@Ender-X> [09:34:28 pm] <Arkuden> don't smile at me like i'm a retarded noob <@Ender-X> i never thought about it like that, but that really is what the smile is, isn't it <@Ender-X> it's what you write when noobs say completely retarded things and you don't feel like dealing with it <@Ender-X> i learned it from jans <@Ender-X> he was the master of the retarded noob smile

Arkuden

#90

<BahamutZero> I sign up for classes aug 6th <BahamutZero> start school the 19th kofi <BahamutZero> :D <BahamutZero> AREN'T YOU PROUD OF ME <BahamutZero> I'll try and open up <BahamutZero> I'll buy a webcam and bring home friends <BahamutZero> and show you <BahamutZero> they'll think I'm weird <BahamutZero> but fuck them <BahamutZero> I'll have friends

Ender-X

#91

<Spazrael> grrr, where is lovely? <BahamutZero> died <BahamutZero> hit by a car <Ender-X> it was tragic <Ender-X> so young <Spazrael> :( <Spazrael> now i'll never get her bots.

Ender-X

#92

[04:10] <ThePrizeFighter> i dont drunk in the morning

Arkuden

#93

<polpol> ? <Spazrael> enders bots at work <polpol> Arthas is a bot ? <Ender-X> ColGraff/Demosthenes/HanFeiTzu are invite bots <polpol> :o <polpol> Demosthenes ? <polpol> Demosthenes how are you? <polpol> Demosthenes, i hope u have metallic boobs? <polpol> and a nuclear vagina <polpol> to be able to have quantum sex

Ender-X

#94

<Ender-X> i just cringe thinking what would happen if floR listened to these people <Ender-X> they'd drive the game straight into the ground <dragonrose> lol isn't erica the main poster in that thread? ^^ <Ender-X> hmm is he? that would be great <BahamutZero> no <BahamutZero> I posted once telling Spazrael to stop spamming <BahamutZero> and Arkuden took a dump on my chest

<kofi-> BahamutZero would you rape me if i did in a few hours <BahamutZero> I'd rape you

Ender-X

#97

<dragonrose> yes i am a balding black dude in my 30s

Ender-X

#98

<Nautilator> i like being dominated <Ender-X> lol <Nautilator> well <Nautilator> not being givena chance <Ender-X> we really have such conversational range in this channel <dragonrose> omg nauts you disgust me <dragonrose> YOU CRIED AT TITANIC!

Ender-X

#99

<BahamutZero> I haven't fucked why should she :) <BahamutZero> but yeah <BahamutZero> I've started to realize that I should let go of that <BahamutZero> 'cuz I'll never find a girl as it is, so I might as well drop every standard I've got <BahamutZero> and settle for the ugliest meanest stupidest bitch I can get <dragonrose> Oo

<Ender-X> rose probably paid arkuden off to get me to start this clan <dragonrose> if only i were that machiavelian <dragonrose> i would rule teh w0rld! <BahamutZero> women in charge of the world <dragonrose> there would be no wars <BahamutZero> just one every 4th week

Ender-X

#104

<Bwhore> Nautilator why did you not allow me to penetrate your bottom ? <Nautilator> because when you took your penis out there was poo already on there

[lovely] when i first saw how ftp spent so much on whores [lovely] i thought he was like 30ish or something [lovely] then we had a conversation [lovely] i deduced he couldn't be older than 14

Ender-X

#118

[23:40:08] [Spiritorb] If I were in a wheel chair, I'd want an ass kicking role where I would spend the entire movie running over people's fingers and tossing old ladies off of cliffs, not some suck-ass sissy role where I'd sit around and cry like a pussy.

[Spiritorb] And I can type with proper grammar if I want to, I just don't sit at the PC with a stick up my English ass like you do. [Spiritorb] Unlike you, I can add proper spelling too. [Minto] You start a sentace with 'and'? [Minto] sentance* [Spiritorb] sentence*

Ender-X

#121

[Ender-X] i was thinking the other day that i don't like touch screens [kofi] why? [kofi] they're so fun to brag about [kofi] they're like hey my computer does this or that [kofi] then you bust out yours [kofi] and girls want you to touch their boobies [kofi] :D

[ HolyLucifer ] one night i had a dream i dont even remember so i woke up and started to jerk off thinking about Sylph and Ender-X making out as kofi clicked and giggled like a school girl and then when i was about to cum i started crying

Sylph

#126

<Minto> Ender-X, im meeting a chick, who drives, and wants a long drive with me, so i figure, might aswell meet some bots dudes,

Ender-X

#127

<theoctagon> you're going to rochester? <]Minto[> honeyoe <]Minto[> which is near rochester <theoctagon> thats like...4 and a half hours or so from here <]Minto[> honeoye <]Minto[> you know it? <theoctagon> rochester? yes, honeoye, no <]Minto[> oh <]Minto[> whats it like? <]Minto[> and can you take me to a white castle?

Ender-X

#128

<]Minto[> ID FUCK HIM <]Minto[> hes amazing

Ender-X

#129

<dragonrose> i have the backdoor open :P

Ender-X

#130

(15:11:39) • dragonrose flashes

bahamutzero

#131

(15:02:10) (@bahamutzero) hey Ender-X if someoen cheats in your new game (15:02:12) (@bahamutzero) what will you do (15:02:31) (Ender-Z) spank them (15:02:41) (dragonrose) oooh (15:02:45) • dragonrose cheats