Great King of Evil

I'm going to let you in on a dream of mine. Well, let's call it an
ambition; might as well be optimistic. It began a few years ago,
when I first played <em>Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time</em> on
the N64.

As you're hopefully aware, when you're about to engage in a boss
battle in <em>Ocarina</em>, the boss enters to the sound of
dramatic trumpet notes, and its name and description <strong>appear in mid-air</strong>
before it. That's what I want to happen whenever I enter a room.
I want a blaring, discordant brass-section fanfare to herald
my arrival, and I want something like this to appear in the air before
me:

Great King of EvilMATT GEMMELL

Now that's what I'm goddamn talking about. Whatever else you might
say about him, you have to admit that Ganondorf sure as hell
<a href="http://mattgemmell.com/images/great_king_of_evil.jpg">knew how to make an entrance</a>.

Update: I've managed to find an old IRC chatlog where I expressed this dream previously: