Today is 4/20, meaning probably 40% of the people reading this are super high right now. With that in mind, I give you this video of what 1000 frames per second looks like, courtesy of David Coiffier and the I-Movix SprintCam. All together now: Whooooaaaaaaaa. Personally, I could’ve used more cheerleaders-jumping-up-and-down footage, but if the jello bouncing at the 2:00 mark doesn’t make you demand another b load, I don’t know what will. In related news, Zack Snyder just came. He plans to shoot the birth of his next child with this camera.

No way, Jose. It’s sobriety for me. You know how hard it would be to shoot these teenagers on weed?

04.20.09 at 2:08 pm

Stone Soup

This post isn’t about bowling?

04.20.09 at 2:16 pm

JHC

Was that a Rugby match or a NAMBLA convention?

PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON!!!

On a side note, cheerleaders have no business at a rugby match wearing that much clothes.

TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHIRT OFF!!!

04.20.09 at 2:17 pm

JHC

durrr, my talk grammar real good.

Holy fuck sticks. You’d think I was fucking high today.

04.20.09 at 2:18 pm

Donkey Hodey

If they did this with Keanu Reeves’ acting, it would just look like a still picture.

04.20.09 at 2:20 pm

Donkey Hodey

I like watching Jews at 1000 frames per second.

What can I say? I’m a sucker for Shlomo Slow-mo.

04.20.09 at 2:20 pm

Crapbasket

They need to link this tech with inhereye.com.

04.20.09 at 2:22 pm

Donkey Hodey

It’s amazing that they can now get 1,000 frames worth of me having sex.

04.20.09 at 2:24 pm

Donkey Hodey

1,000 frames per second is a record set by the Chinese at the olympic torch-lighting ceremony.

04.20.09 at 2:26 pm

Rotwangchung

I think this is the trailer for Too Much Fuckin’ Free Time on My Hands: The Movie.

04.20.09 at 2:29 pm

Rotwangchung

By the way, in honor of 4/20, I’m going to smoke my students’ papers instead of grading them. And yes, this actually works out in their favor.

04.20.09 at 2:32 pm

Donkey Hodey

At 1,000 frames a second, I’d imagine a baby’s head would look like the kool-aid man and your wife’s vagina to be the wall. If you can still have sex with her after witnessing that, you’re a better man than I am.