Presenting Wynyard's greatest <insert always difficult to pin down genre here> band; Disinterested Handjob. Sloppily-played, one-take recorded, painfully-titled über serious metal as performed by myself and assorted others who may not actually have any ability or ability to get better. Wonder at the blistering solos! Gape in awe at the brutally fast blast beats!! Wet yourself at the impassioned and violent vocals!!!! Shiver and the chunkiest of chunky bottom end!!!! Spend money buying the digital releases*; debut Nothing That Anyone Has Ever Heard Of Is Any Good and concept album Some Cunt With A Hat Always Stands In Front Of Me At Shows!!!!

She's coming over tomorrow morning instead. She's my regular ho, so don't worry, you haven't interrupted anything. Definitely surprisingly good shit you have there, though. I understand it was probably written in a brief period of drunken time, but all the elements are there to make something truly sick. I eagerly anticipate the devastating split CD with Super Fun Happy Slide that absolutely must happen.