Trump Media Exclusive: Muslim Travel Ban and (not) killing arabs

Editor desperately tries to bring TV journalist back on track

“Apparently, Trump has now ordered a massive increase in drone killings and he is about to unleash the US airforce to rip Libya apart. His chaotic plans for Syria will unleash turmoil and create waves of refugees across the region… No wait sorry..”

(Fingers pressing hard against earpiece)

“Ahh…
No, that’s old news.
Something to do with someone called Hillary Clinton.”