Let's be real. Not everyone has the kind of mother that warrants the
delivery of FTD’s Best Mom Ever™ bouquet! There’s no greeting card that
says, “Mom, the years you didn’t speak to me were the best years of my
life.”If only there were a web shop called the "Guilt" Group.

But
it’s not just the social mandate on Mother’s Day gift giving that's so
stressful. It’s the ham dinner ritual children are forced to attend each
year. All through brunch you listen to your Mom tell you how “proud”
she is of your doctor sister and how “relieved” she is that you, a
Humanities major, “finally turned out o.k.”

Sitting there
pushing the restaurant’s non-Vegan food to the edges of the plate your
teenage dreams -- of running away to 1980’s New York City to wait tables
for 90 hours a week at a Chinese restaurant to pay for a tiny apartment
with a tub in the “kitchen” and just enough room for a twin mattress
and a giant can of roach spray -- still sound pretty good, actually.

HR Products' mood lifting aromatherapy sprays
are great gifts for less-than-perfect Moms - and their children. You're
never too old. Each scent is a blend of essential oils chosen to elicit
a positive emotional response to apathy, narcissism, passive and
aggressive behaviors.

For Mother's Day, 2012, customers
who purchase a bottle of Passive™ aromatherapy mood lifting spray will
receive a full-sized bottle of Aggressive™ at half price. That's a
$19.99 value for just half of $19.99.

Also through May 13,
2012, customers who purchase any anti bad mood spray will receive a 3
ml glass mini-mister bottle. "Ideally, you would not whip out an 8 oz.
bottle of The Antidote for Ego™ at your brother's birthday party," says Heidi Rettig, CEO of HR Products. "This mini-mister is the perfect compromise."

Over the next few days, we'll be working on uploading photos of the new labels to the shop's website. The new labels include the funny descriptions from the website - a request from 100 percent of our customers! Here's a preview of the new labels from front and back: