Monday, February 10, 2003

Kneeslapper

There was a woman who had 3 daughters. One day the first daughter asked her mother, "Why is my name Daisy?"

Her mother replied, "Because when you were born a daisy fell upon your tiny head."

Then the second daughter asked her mother, "Why is my name Rose?" Her mother answered, "Because when you were born a rose fell upon your tiny head."

The third daughter, hearing this, muttered something under her breath. "What?" asked her mother. The third daughter again said, "Hrehow thouwehera yseeeeeeeher." Her mother, frustrated at her daughters lack of speech skills, said, "Shut up, fridge!"