(Loose translation: what do you think you are @Brandon you buffoon why don't you mind your own business and see what you name your own kids okay if i see you out I'll make your face candy you think you're going to make people laugh you'll soon find a hat that fits you)

Such posts leave the reader gasping for air and the writer's blood pressure at an all-time high. Punctuation evaders tend to be impulsive and just fire out whatever they're thinking in real time, which means having to type as fast as the formation of their basic thoughts.

2. The dry AF stinger

On the opposite end of the spectrum lie the dry ones, likely to reply to a post with a 'K.'

Short sentence. Much impact. Boom. Note importance of full stop after said dry comment.

3. The peacekeeper

The peacekeepers avoid conflict, adopt an optimistic approach to life, give people the benefit of the doubt and try to spread peace and harmony wherever they may be, be it IRL or online.

4. The overexcited one

We've all, at some point, been unsettled by an unenthusiastic 'Thanks' to a heartfelt birthday message. No smileys. No exclamation marks. 'Thanks.' So rude.

However, for every emotionless online person is an overexcited one, using twelve exclamation marks and – why not – throw in a few hundred smileys for good measure.

5. The smart-ass

This breed of online commenters use words like 'thus' and 'indeed' to sound smarter than they really are.

6. The sindikajra

The sindikajra never actually comment, they just like other comments and let everyone else do the work.