Here's an unpopular name opinion: Don't worry about teasing. Seriously, unless you are naming your son Mister Monkey Butt and your daughter Elliot, they are not going to get teased. Kids have an amazing capacity to not care at all about things adults think are direly important, names among them.

THIS.

Also, nobody gets beat up because of their name.

Unpopular name opinion: STOP OBSESSING OVER NICKNAMES. The obsession with nicknames on this website absolutely drives me up the wall. Every name does not need a nickname.