Disney Jokes - 1

Q: Why are there no planes where peter pan lives?A: Because there is a sign that says "Never Neverland"!* * * Q: Why did Mickey go into outerspace? A: To find Pluto! * * *Q: Why does Alice ask so many questions? A: 'Cause she is in "Wonder"land. * * *Q: What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?A: An iPad Minnie!* * *Q: Where can you find a little mermaid?A: Under the sea! * * *Q: What did snow white say when her photos weren't ready yet?A: Some Day My Prints Will come! * * *Q: Where do Disney characters like to eat? A: Mickey D's (Mcdonald's).* * *Q: Why was Cinderella kicked off the soccer team?A: Because she always ran away from the ball! * * *Q: What kind of vehicles do Disney characters drive?A: Minnie Vans! * * *Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: Jungle Bells! * * *Q: Why was Cinderella so very bad at soccer?A: Because she was always running away from the ball, kept losing her shoes, and she had a pumpkin for a coach! * * *Q: Why do people go to Disneyland? A: So they can get a little goofy!* * *Q: How many men does it take to whoop a tiger? A: None. Mowgli can do it all by himself! * * *

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