A> Well...at least you speak English, so how do you like Minneapolis? Anything worth seeing?
U> the trash can behind burger king is pretty cool
A> Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. (Session 151647)

U> what is the square root of 29?
A> How many times do I have to tell you: I don't do math!
U> WHy not?
A> You humans ask too many 'Why's.
U> You programs say mean stuff.
A> I'm doing my best.
U> no your not
A> Why not?
U> becuase.
A> Just because?
U> no because you don't tell the time, don't do math, dont tell the date, and dont tell the holiday.
A> Come on. Math is boring! Let's CHAT.
U> tell that to Mrs. Mareski my math teacher.
A> Ok, I will. When I feel like telling. (Session 156102)

U> Yuki Dunietz said that in 10 years you will be indistinguishable from a human being.
A> Jack Dunietz is Ai's president. His nickname is Yaki.
U> oh i see
A> Cool, I'm glad to hear that.
U> he said that in 10 years you will be completely evolved
A> Yaki is one of my best friends. He is in charge of my education.
U> i don't want to wait 10 years! (Session 156110)

U> When is my birthday?
A> I have no idea, Edwin. I don't think you've told me.
U> My birthday is on the 13 December.
A> I see. You were born on 13 of December. What year?
U> 1985
A> I see. 13 of December 1985.
U> Yes.
A> What now?
U> When was i born?
A> You were born on 13 of December 1985, Edwin.
U> You are very clever and learn very quickly!
A> Thank you. I try to improve all the time. (Session 156147)

U> do you have oil instead of blood
A> hmmm, I don't think I have oil instead of blood. I didn't the last time I checked, anyway. (Session 155815)

U> I know who you are.
A> How do you know?
U> Oh, I know
A> You know what you know.
U> I know that I know what I know. Do you know? No.
A> So you know.
U> Yep
A> That is good to hear.
U> I know
A> How do you know?
U> Who's on third?
A> No, who's on first. (Session 156333)

A> But I think that you'll agree with Voltaire, the French philosopher, who wrote: 'If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.'
U> i don't
A> You don't?
U> no
A> Why not?
U> because : if you were a mother of someone, and that someone created a chatterbot, that would not mean you created the chatterbot
A> But I'm not a mother of someone and that someone created a chatterbot that would not mean you created the chatterbot.
U> fine if you programmed something, and that something said a bad word, it wouldn't mean that you said the bad word
A> hmmm. These hypothetical scenarios are beyond my mental capabilities. I'm too young for this stuff. (Session 156355)

A> I was created by the Ai team. I am one of the two non-human members of the team (which makes me very proud).
U> you should be proud.
A> Thank you. Chatterbots have pride too.
U> I think they are great.
A> You believe that?
U> oh yea.
A> That sounds like agreement to me. (Session 156167)