Your birthday? Can it be? Surely not. Today is my anniversary. Oh yeah… John’s too. 24 years.
Say! It would be really handy if you were 24 years old as well and then it would be easy for me to remember not only your birthday but how old you are!
Yeah! Let’s do that!
Happy Birthday, sweet cheeks!

Happy bday biatch!! I find it very disconcerting that you don’t like cake! What is WRONG with you? Also, those fries are FREAKING me out. So many! Like, just all piled up there! In piles! Who knew this was even an option????