Man Throws Dildos at Girls, Gets Arrested Because You're Not Supposed to Do That

Wisconsin resident Konrad Peter has been throwing dildos at people and then just kind of sitting there.

Twenty-eight-year-old Wisconsin man Konrad Peters was arrested for driving around and throwing dildos in the path of teenage girls, apparently to see how they would react [via The Smoking Gun. Police report that several weeks ago, Peters just left a giant purple dildo "in the path" of two 14-year-old girls and then just stared at them from his car. He threw another dildo at a girl several days later and then just waited around to see what happened. The victim's dad was able to get Peters's license plate, and police tracked him down.

When they raided his house, they found 33 dildos. Thirty-three. That's a lot of dildos for anyone, even if you're tossing them out of car windows like they're empty Big Gulps. Police have arrested Peters, who has yet to answer any questions about the incidents. Questions like, "Why do you own so many dildos?" and, "Why are you throwing them at girls and then not really doing anything else?" That's the oddest part about this whole thing. Peters throws a dildo, and there is no step two. He's satisfied just to throw one of his 33 dildos at someone.

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