Jaguars general manager David Caldwell has stated repeatedly and emphatically that he doesn’t want to sign Tim Tebow. Well, sorry hoss, that right there is a violation of the will of the people, as dictated by this heavily accented Jacksonville lawyer. Because if there’s anyone the common man wants to rally behind, it’s slick-talking lawyers with terrible reasoning.

John Morgan (of Morgan & Morgan) hits on the usual Tebowtard mouthbreather talking points – Tebow is a winner, a man of God and ONE’A US! He puts asses in the seats and that’s all JAGWORRRS need to be not pathetic once again. Morgan closes it out with the strong point that Tivo and Tebow rhyme. I believe the case is rested, as they say in law-talking places.

While Morgan & Morgan have an office in Jacksonville (and like 20 other cities) they are not based in Jacksonville and John Morgan does not live in Jacksonville. The people in Jacksonville don’t want Tebow. It’s people outside the city who are doing crap like this and that stupid White House petition and not people in Jacksonville.

As a Jacksonville resident and season ticket holder I would like to point out that these “Tebow Fans” are not Jacksonville Jaguars fans. They do not speak for or represent Jacksonville or Jacksonville Jaguars fans. I am suprised slim bag John Morgan had enough time to take a break from chasing ambulances in order to make this lame commercial. He just loves having his fat head on TV as much as possible I guess.

Nothing depressing about living in Jacksonville, it’s a great place. Im staring out the 7th floor window at a perfect looking beach right now. The only depressing thing is the way the Jaguars have played the last few seasons.

Not mad at you or the story. I was just trying to point out people like John Morgan and the Tebowites make the real rational fans look like idiots. We dont all bow to the alter of one Tim “Satan” Tebow.

Since this is the defacto Jags thread of 2013, how about that Marcus Trufant signing, you two guys? I love his quote: “Everything I’ve been hearing is so positive. I just like the upside and I want to be a part of it.”

“He got drafted in the first round, people. Can you name me a first rounder who isn’t a hall of famer? Because I sure as hell can’t. I’m tellin’ you, gettin’ Tebow is a home run inside of a slam dunk on top of a sticky wicket or whatever those fags from Canada call their version of foobaw!”

First round pick, Heisman winner (which ranks him among the great NFL talents of Chris Weinke and Troy Smith), and a proven WINNER, baby. Did I mention he was drafted by the great Josh McDaniels? I rest my case. Which is to say, I plead insanity.