Legion (2010)

Legion Synopsis

In the supernatural action thriller Legion, an out-of-the-way diner becomes the unlikely battleground for the survival of the human race.

When God loses faith in Mankind, he sends his legion of angels to bring on the Apocalypse. Humanity's only hope lies in a group of strangers trapped in a desert diner and the Archangel Michael (Paul Bettany).

Theatres were crammed pack this weekend with sub-par movies featuring flying characters. Two of them are new, and a third that has somehow convinced audiences to make it the biggest money-maker in history.

Legion stars Paul Bettany as a rogue angel and Dennis Quaid as a random guy trapped in a remote diner with him when God decides to destroy the Earth. For some reason god doesn’t just blink the thing out of existence

I am excited about this movie for all of the wrong reasons. It looks like a movie that should have been handed to Sam Raimi and made with a legitimate air of humor and cheesitude, rather than what this seems to be

I bring you holiday greetings from what is sure to be the most fantastically blasphemous movie of next year, Legion. They’ve just sent us a new, Christmas themed clip from the film featuring the rather vicious grandma you may have scene in the trailers

Legion will be an early contender for the title of most blasphemous movie of the year when it hits theaters on January 10th of next year. Paul Bettany plays the Archangel Michael who, when God decides to wipe out humanity, grabs a machine gun

First it opens with the arrival of Bettany's character, then cuts to a goofy scene in a diner that gets totally insane when a seemingly-innocuous old lady decides to start killing some folks. In the words of Tracy Jordan, this honky grandma be trippin'