BREAKING: Bar Refaeli’s Still Crazy Hot

Here’s Bar Refaeli in the latest campaign for Passionata lingerie because if there’s one thing men don’t have enough going into sex, it’s unrealistic expectations of how things are about to go down.

“Oh, man, she’s going to look so awesome and we’re going to rock this ALL NIGHT.”

One minute 15 seconds later

“Huh? Wha? I threw it over there somewhere night zzzz….”

For shits and giggles, here’s Bar’s new GoDaddy.com commercial where she makes out with some fat, pimpled nerd who runs a website which she foolishly thinks is going to work on me. Ha! (Give me 10,000 of whatever she’s selling.)

Side Note: I like how this is going to air during the Super Bowl because that’s something nerds will be watching instead of fan-made trailers for J.J. Abram‘s Star Wars:

“That’s my wife, Carolyn. See the way the paint on the doghouse matches her high heels and her kerchief? The way her bra and panties match the backdrop? That’s not an accident. I can tell you this: the high point of my day will not be jerking off in the shower.” – my awesome remake of American Beauty