Are you suffering from a nagging sensation that the World Cup might be missing something? Not quite excited enough about it yet? Need a little extra va-va-voom to spice up your anticipation? Then look no further. "JOIN US TODAY TO BE PART OF SIMON COWELL'S 2010 WORLD CUP SONG!" says an email in Monkey's in-box. "WE ARE LOOKING FOR MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN AGED 16+ TO JOIN SIMON COWELL TODAY AS HE RECORDS HIS NEW VIDEO FOR WORLD CUP 2010 AND BE PART OF A VERY SPECIAL STAGE PERFORMANCE!" Their caps, we hasten to add. "THIS RECORDING WILL AIR ON ITV1 DURING THIS SATURDAY'S FINAL OF BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT! (last years final watched by 20 million people)!" The video will be made at Wembley. Not necessarily Wembley football stadium, however. Rather the Fountain television studios just down the road. Maybe you'll be able to spot the arch in the background.