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Monthly Archives: March 2015

By the end of June the Supreme court will make its decision on whether two people of the same sex can be married legally in the United States. Though we can never predict what the justices are going to do, it’s overwhelmingly assumed that by next year two people – no matter race, sex, or…

1. “Hey, buddy just ASK to play through next time.” 2. “According to this Snapple fact the ancient Arnold Palmers hid the treasure at hole 14.” 3. “This is what happens when Indiana Jones’ caddy doesn’t show up.” 4. “Do we get a free game if we hit the ball into the…

1. “How is Everything?” I have to ask this within three minutes of you getting your food. I don’t give a shit. Because you’re just going to say “fine” and then tell me at the end of the meal how crappy it was. 2. *Anytime Your Waiter Laughs* I heard that joke yesterday, and the…

1. “I’m a model.” 2. “My Dad hasn’t paid my rent in months.” 3. “I only eat organic.” 4. “I’m going to Yelp about this place.” 5. “Double the tax.” 6. “I have a lot of followers on Instagram.” 7. “I only went to the gym once today.” 8. “I have a mayo allergy.” 9. “I never eat…