A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said tothem, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in."Dey makes you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after whatthe man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them,being the sex God he was.

The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband,after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried themon. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look inhis eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blinkof an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table,yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firmhold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the de wrong feetman! You got dem on de wrong feet!