In next month's issue....
how to hide p0rn on your computer
The proper way to give a foot massage

what else can we come up with?

BriEOD

12-15-2004, 10:47 AM

how to hide p0rn on your computer

I've seen this get ugly fast especially when government computers got involved. Can you say early retirement?

jimmer2880

12-15-2004, 12:11 PM

I've seen this get ugly fast especially when government computers got involved. Can you say early retirement?
Absolutely! I personally know a couple ex-gov't employees for that reason.

But - I was talking from a "kept man" perspective.. :D

BriEOD

12-15-2004, 09:26 PM

Yeah, I hear you. Just try hiding those emails Brad sends out!

lakes Rick

12-16-2004, 01:54 AM

Yeah, I hear you. Just try hiding those emails Brad sends out!

Bri Bri, please email me that mag direct to my home email.. I have a MARRIED friend who can relate to that mag... Has to start on his wife monday to go wheeling at the coast dunes the following Saturday.. She is 50 years old and still stands out in the driveway with her arms crossed, pouting lips, and tears as we drive off for the day.. Some sick stuff.. They were high school sweethearts... Just makes me grin bigger and remind myself to NEVER GET MARRIED....

bradamerry

12-16-2004, 09:06 AM

BriEOD, I can stop sending them.

BriEOD

12-16-2004, 10:25 AM

Brad stop sending what? I'm just teasing, keep em' coming! :banana:

ktn_cmu

12-16-2004, 01:20 PM

NEVER stop sending them...don't even kid around... :)

MarkP

12-16-2004, 02:02 PM

Are you guys talkin porn again:banana:

BriEOD

12-16-2004, 04:45 PM

Well, it's either that beer or boats. 33% chance on here.

ktn_cmu

12-17-2004, 09:41 AM

Are you guys talkin porn again:banana:

"Porn" is such a dirty sounding word...I like to think of it as classical art. I mean, comon...what more classic than the female form??? And we all know who has the copyright on the basic form (not to say some haven't gotten license to modify that basic form...) Ok...this is all BS so I guess I'll stop now and check my email... :dance:

BriEOD

01-24-2005, 09:17 AM

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the
room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks
up from is coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating,
and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears
thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she
replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you
remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making
love?"

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a
chair beside him.
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped
another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten out
today."