Showdown of the week: Which Gossip Girl star gives less of a shit? Hint: You might think Ed's expression wins it for him, but Penn's whole royal blue, huge-ass tie thing radiates a kind of go F urself that's hard to fake.

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Kevin Jonas in Hollywood, California

Block-striped T-shirts: so in right now.

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Shia LaBeouf in Venice

Why do you look like you're hanging out outside of a bar waiting for your dealer to show up?

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Amar'e Stoudemire in NYC

When your game's as consistently good as Amar'e's, you get to wear Chucks with a suit every once in a while. That's a thing you earn.

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Ryan Lochte in NYC

We were wondering when we were going to start seeing you in this thing. Strong debut. Keep it up.

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Liam Gallagher in London

Not interested in whatever it is you're selling here, bud.

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Jude Law in London

Note to those of you playing along at home: This kind of thing is only appropriate in England, at an Anna Karenina premiere. Or at your friend's wedding, if he hates you. Nowhere else.

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Pierce Brosnan in Venice

Reminding us why he got to play Bond.

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Spike Lee in Venice

Pro tip: Your tux should be patterned or textured in such a way that women will want to rub their hands all over it.

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Swizz Beatz in NYC

Vertical lines can elongate your torso and make you look slimmer. Vertical lines like this can make you look like a runway.