"All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!"
-Ash, Army of Darkness
"There are two kinds of people in this world, Tuco.
Those with loaded guns,
and those who dig. You dig."
-Blondie, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

"The friendliness and charity of our countrymen can always be relied upon to relieve their fellow citizens in misfortune.... Federal aid in such cases encourages the expectation of paternal care on the part of the Government and weakens the sturdiness of our national character...." -- President Grover Cleveland_________________________________________Teach a man to fish, but if he'd rather turn around and steal your catch, shoot him.