Matt, you'll get a more favorable response from the ladies here if you just interact normally and respectfully. Be yourself and don't expect your cock alone to be enough to gain you the unending admiration that you seem to be seeking.

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Damn it all, bitch, if matty orders you to go to Yahoo and create an account to access an age-restricted area so that you can look at pictures of his cock and swoon and then tell him what a man he is because he has the best penis you've ever seen, then you damn well better go to Yahoo and create an account to access an age-restricted area so that you can look at pictures of his cock and swoon and then tell him what a man he is because he has the best penis you've ever seen. And you had better do so immediately. He doesn't want to have to wait more than 45 seconds for you to go to Yahoo and create an account to access an age-restricted area so that you can look at pictures of his cock and swoon and then tell him what a man he is because he has the best penis you've ever seen.

Of course, I could lie and tell you I have genuine tawses by Lochgelly, but that's not my style. I do have a custom-made pillory, though, that would be perfect for showing off your delicate Irish bootay.