You made me spend what you'd not gotYou splashed the cash though I was shotYour bank account was in the redYet still you spent not saved insteadYou hurt my headSqueezed me till I no longer bled

Being your friend was so very hardI'm a battered and shattered credit card

You took me out to dinner and lunchThen blamed me for the credit crunchYour wallet's where I should have stayedOr in a locked draw stashed awayBut you gave me more bills to payAnd willingly led me astray

You pushed and pushed me much too farI'm a misused and abused credit card

I'm not Amex Gold but plain old VisaYour finance slave who tried to please yaWhat you did in return was cruelPoking me into that hole in the wallWith no money to withdraw at allTill owning me stopped being cool

I told you not to buy that new carI'm a croaked and broken credit card

And now I'm of no use to youYou reach for those scissors to cut me In Two