It's that coveted day of the year -- when boys and girls become men and women, chefs become better chefs, and all of the media will immediately start debating who deserved a James Beard nomination and who didn't. Get excited!

Mom is finally selling houses! Problem is she isn’t licensed. No big whoop for her, the test will be a breeze! Except she freaks when she meets Kim, a mega realtor who’s sold 358 houses and is getting recertified. She walks out of the test, assuaging her failure with a Chipwitch. Mmmm…now that’s something I can get behind: Chipwitch and a mostly Mom-centric episode.

Guy Fieri Now Has One of Those Annoying Individual Coffee Pod Things

What happens when you take two irritating things and put them together? You get the Guy FieriSingle Cup Coffee Pod Collection!

We wish we were joking! But it’s real! It’s what happens when Guy Fieri teams up with Single Cup Coffee, the company responsible for those depressing individual coffee pods ubiquitous in every office in America that has pretenses to sophistication! He has a collection of eight flavors, shipped directly from Flavortown! They’re compatible with Keurig machines! And a sampler is available for $12.95 plus shipping!

Do you want to see the flavors? Do you want to read their descriptions and imagine that Guy Fieri is screeching in your ear while playing electric guitar? Of course you do!

Bananas Foster: Sweet banana, caramelized sugar and cinnamon flavors — brings me back to my days as a flambé captain!