Great installment guys, hilarious. I love the Maurice Cheeks and the Dysfunktion dunktion, that was awesome, can he have like a super team ya know consisting of other BearCats i.e. Reuben Patterson aka The Babysitter Hitter, and Kenyon Martin aka the Kmart Special. I think that would be great. Keep up the good work, and kudos on all the fame in the PI.

Probably because he looked like he was about to start crying last year in the playoffs when JJ was makin him look like woman. Also due to the fact that he's still nursing sore ankles and trying to find his drawers after Ray shook him out of them in those same playoffs. That crossover was so nasty, my wife stood up from the couch and said "OH SHIT", it was hilarious.

Ok, It's great that Wilcox had 20-20. That's awesome. The thing that's funny to me is that he was the first Sonic to do it since '95. I think that speaks volumes as to how bad Vin Baker really was, he was such a fat, stupid, waste of heighth, piece of shit,........... etc. I can't belive Ewing couldn't do that even once while he was here. What was his best game anyways?? Well thanks again Wally "Stupid MoterFucker #1" Walker, thanks alot.

Anybody else watch Q13 sports last night. Dan Devone tossed off a one-liner about Wally Walker after they showed Calabro introducing Walker in an old clip when WW was his color analyst. Devone's quip was something like "yet another bad decision by Walker about the Sonics" or something like that. I was shocked to see a guy like Devone tear into Walker on-air. It's not that Walker didn't deserve it, but just to see a media member to say something publicly like that is surprising. Thanks, Dan!

Dan seems like the only seattle media guy with any balls anyways so yeah it's surprising but if you told me about it and made me guess, it would have to be Devone. Now if you heard one of 'em on the phone with one of his hoe;'s inquiring as to the wereabouts of his money, then of course that would be Mr. Steve Pool.

Nick Lachey can be "THE HUMAN SCROTUM." I like "the Lip" you could have origins as to how it happened maybe he caught an errant elbow from the smasher, so now the smasher feels bad and won't let anything happen to "The Lip". The Lip can be his sidekick.

Can you work in Dontonio Wingfield while you're at it? Maybe he could be a superhero with tremendous upside that all the other superheroes are sick and tired of waiting to develop. Kind of like Aquaman, that lazy marine bastard.

I had Brad Miller as Fortson's first target because DaFort sat on him during a game last year. Plus, Miller's a pussy.

So true-belivers, would YOU like Fortson to beat up next? Manu Ginobody? Jerome James? Himself? Let us know, and we'll work on it for our next exciting issue (which should be complete in time for the 2010-2011 season).

Thanks, Frenchie. By coincidence, I'm working on putting together a Gelabale story for the site, just an update on how his season's going and what kind of player Sonic fans can expect to see if/when he ever comes to Seattle.