Oh my God it's a catastrophe
Never thought you'd crash this way
You and me that's how it has to be
Every seven times a day
How on Earth can I, be like any guy
Razor in my eye, I did not even cry

Oh, stayed up late and missed the monologue
Maybe next time, always say
Fall in love like falling off a log
Have you tried our latest spray
(...) I could not take his call
Never caught the ball, I do not want it all

Oh my God it's a catastrophe
Never thought you'd crash this way
All alone that's how it has to be
Have you tried our latest spray
How on Earth can I, be like any guy
Needle in my eye, I did not even cry

(...) I could not take his call
Never caught the ball, But now I want it all