Festively plump people are so much better. Their clothes are big, and feel so comfortable when you wear them. Laying on them is like having a water bed that breathes, and they give the best hugs, they’re always warm so hug them when it’s below 50 degrees and eat cake kids 👍

Bitch, I wish!
If only I hated food enough to throw it back up...
But nooooo, I have to love food to the point I'll eat two servings of dinner, go out with my friends and say "I'm hungry"
At least I'm not alone... Right?