Katie Price Sodomized Her Ex-Husband

At a press interview for her book In the Name of Love, Katie Price was asked what the rudest thing she’s ever done for love was. Clearly bitter her ex-husband Alex Reid was delaying their divorce, Katie said, “I f*cked Alex up the arse with a vodka bottle.” Now Magazine says the room went silent but Katie sat there unfazed.

Sadly, there were no follow-up questions as to what kind of vodka bottle it was. Was it a regular one? Was it a handle of Vodka? Was it that big Grey Goose one that they sell at Costco? The public must know!