Last summer, a friend and I were standing inside a building
of a local theme park. We were looking outside, and it was an extremely
windy day.

The area's custodian, the one who had the job of sweeping
up debris, was a very small woman (4'10", 90 lbs.) and she was having
a rough time trying to not be blown away.

My friend joked with the lady, telling her that she would
have to put heavy rocks in her shoes when she went outside to work. The
lady looked at my friend and lisped, "You mean... now I weigh me down
to sweep?"

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