"Key Largo"

"Key Logger"

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A key logger is a hacker who uses a program to detect letters typed into an online form by someone else. This is a method of identity theft. I apologize in advance to anyone who like me, didn’t know this song but listens to it due to this parody. I found the Key Largo video on You Tube and listened to as much as I could stomach. If there are verses that don’t pace well it is because I couldn’t get past listening to more than the first few lines. The song title was to tempting not to use though.

Can’t believe all the troubleDidn’t think I’d be harmedNetwork security; I didn’t botherCan’t say I was wasn’t warned'bout Hackers stealing my IDCareful I should try to beShould have listened but noBeen getting’ strange e-mail lately

They took it allDiscovery Card® starts to callMy business is going underStolen by a key logger

I really thought I didAssure my passwords were all hidTarget of a traffic snifferBeing used by a key logger

The text they did decipherFrom my bank accountPasswords I didn’t surrenderBuddy they cleaned me outI am fit to kill, so do it againRest assured that I willMy assets I will defend

They took it allOn hard times I will fallSo take my advice brotherBe aware of the key logger

Passwords weren't encryptedDown this slippery slope I slidTargeted by a traffic snifferThe victim of a key logger

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Good title switch and a good warning... but would encrypting passwords do any good if the logger is on the local machine? Some banks try to circumvent that by presenting a "keypad" image, which varies each time, so that you just click your mouse on the image that has the character that corresponds to your password.... Security writer Steve Gibson has been addressing that issue in his last few podcasts. http://www.grc.com/SecurityNow.htm. %