There are two different ways in which the phrase “This movie was a killer!” can be interpreted. In one interpretation, it means that it was majorly awesome. In the other interpretation, it was absolutely awful. The second one applies here.

I was half expecting a romantic-comedy/double-life-spy-thriller a la True Lies. Instead I got a-spy-who-leaves-“the-game” and a misinterpretation of a postcard that causes massive suburban body piling.

Spoiler: Dad was behind it the whole time, and they have a baby.

Did I like it? Not really.

Did I expect to like it? I has mostly expecting something “cute, but explody”. I didn’t get it.