Don’t need to be coy, Roy. Just lick out the crack, jack. Keep it real wet, Bret. (Sorry). OK, we decided to make a movie featuring buttlicking, which is one of Steve’s all-time favorite specialties. Butt wouldn’t you know it? Steve never seemed to listen when the director said “cut!” Or when the director said, “OK, CUT! Hugo’s so relaxed he’s nearly unconscious!” Or when the director said, “Hey I’ve been upside now for so long I can hardly breathe!”
So, we ended up (!) with way too much footage. Make that rearage. Anyways, here’s part one—the first twenty-five, or so.