Well, ted, if you have a heart & soul as pure as Forrest's, we don't care about your IQ score!

Culpeper VA

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Valovers, the answer is no I'm not related to Forrest. But sometimes I have been know to have the same IQ.

J. aka Mr. Gump

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I"m what you would call a chubby chaser. Ilike the men that most women wouldn't even give a second look at, like Sipowitz (Dennis Franz) from NYPD Blue or John Goodman from Rosanne. Louie Anderson and Sam Kennison just to name a few.

In my experience, most men that are cute AND KNOW IT are complete assholes. My husband was 300 lbs. when I met him. He is the most caring person I know..and funny!! I married my best friend (20 years and counting)

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hey thrill, many people are done after one so don't sweat it. I of course go for hours and hours, ten times or more, Uh huh, LOL.

Saint Augustine FL

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tedgump, by any chance do you have a brother named Forrest Gump? LOL

Culpeper VA

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Mr. gump is allergic to shellfish. Mrs. gump is not . She is very happy that Mr. is though. More shrimp and crab for her.

Mrs. gump can and has had an orgasm from having Mr. gump rub her feet.

Evansville IN

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Hmmm, another person who ended up with the brother, lol

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I was 18, seeing a jerk, knocked on the door to return a braclet, thought the guy answering the door was his father. It was his brother! His brother has been my husband for nearly 15 years. I lived 5 doors down. -I was the girl next door.....sorta :0)

Now we swing.............wooo-hooo.

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Ok. Something surprise. I like to knit. I read alot. I use poor typing and grammar at times just to get peoples temper flared. Why I like how they argue(turns me on) its fun. But before I give up to much. I better go.

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