100% Fresh Squeezed Lilith Juice!

In their continued quest to milk the Evangelion cow, Gainax has just released Eva-branded orange juice. And they’re calling it “LCL.” That’s right–LCL, aka the fluid that smells like blood, makes kids choke, and is actually the blood of the Big Mama Goddess Lilith.

All I have to say is: good luck to the marketing team that has to try to sell this.