Gene Hunt for Prime Minister

Labour have unveiled their new election poster depicting David Cameron sat on the front of a red Audi Quattro. Depicting the oposition as a cult hero probably isn’t the message they were trying to get across, but give most people the choice and Gene Hunt (non-pc, detective from hit series Ashes to Ashes) would probably gain more votes than any of the party leaders.

Foreign Secretary David Miliband said Mr Cameron would take Britain back to the “meaner and more brutal” Britain of the 1980s. I suppose this is supposed to be worse than the namby-pamby Labour years when criminals are let off with a slapped wrist and a fine that they’ll never bother to pay.

Had to come back and edit this one…

Labour unveiled their poster at 10:40am

By 2:45pm the Conservatives had retaliated with their own take…

In case you can’t read the small print “Idea kindly donated by the Labour Party”