It's Friday night at the smoke-filled M&A Bingo Hall, and shirt and shoes
are optional. Just pull up a seat, and let's recap some news and notables.
If you missed the debut of M&A bingo, feel free to browse last week's column.

TheStreet.com headlined my game card last week,
and some readers desperately tried to convince me that the struggling
financial news Web site wasn't on the auction block. I do enjoy the
compelling argument, but blame it on my magic eight ball. I shook it twice
just to be certain. Same result. Outlook not so good.

The company has highly publicized its latest move to "free," but early
signs suggest the upstart still doesn't get it. While much of the content
will be given away, a good portion of the meat and potatoes will get socked
away under a new site RealMoney.com.
Only difference is, now subscribers get charged twice as much yearly for
the same content. Some deal.

Other financial news sites build on early head-starts, while TheStreet continues holding some of its
quality content hostage. For the time being, there's plenty of cash on
hand, but not nearly enough to see it to the promise land of profitability.
The company has already lost a crackerjack CEO, and its languishing stock
price keeps institutional interest at bay and secondary offerings on the
shelf.

Make no mistake, TheStreet is already tagged for sale - there just aren't
any takers yet. But there will be once someone musters enough monopoly
money and the inclination to get into the business of e-financial content.
Most of its likely suitors boast brick-and-mortar stock prices and won't be
willing to pony up a premium while getting saddled with the losses that
TheStreet.com brings. This deal will likely have to be fed Internet
currency. Once that happens, it's in the bag.

This week, Jimmy Cramer flipped his wig over Fox News' perceived
backstabbing. He pulled the plug on TheStreet's weekly Saturday morning
program, jointly produced with News Corp.'s
sibling, waving the riot act all the way out the door.

Cramer's made a living at acting irreverent and off the handle, and this
incident was no different. TheStreet's CEO Tom Clarke and the suits over at
Fox took to the mat like a couple of Sumos. Clarke griped over the falling
out with Fox, citing breach of contract and disparaging rumors.

But all of this was nothing more than a smokescreen to cloud the real issue
behind this brouhaha. Cramer touting TheStreet.com's stock on the air last
month, and News Corp. not acting like a better sugar daddy. The mouthpiece
made an impassioned sales pitch to viewers about why TheStreet made a
terrific buy. The comments ruffled feathers at both Fox and TheStreet,
where even Editor-in-Chief Dave Kansas made his displeasure clear to readers.

It's not the first time Cramer's shoot from the hip comments have landed
him in hot water with a media partner. In late-1998, sitting in on CNBC's
Squawk Box, Cramer mused that he'd phoned his broker just prior to his
guest TV appearance to find out whether shares of WavePhore were available to short.

WavePhore was a cyber-newcomer that had enjoyed its fair share of holiday
irrational exuberance from armchair investors who were bidding up anything
Internet. Following Cramer's comments, shares of the start-up shed nearly
half its market cap. After traders and company officials bitterly
complained, CNBC publicly suspended Jim.

Of course, he was right on the money, as he often is. But he suffers from a
chronic foot-in-mouth disease that keeps many investors from fully
appreciating his talents.

Cramer seems to insist on ignoring the most basic of his golden rules:
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