Be prepared for 2 home night games

Heard this from someone I know who has it on good authority that Michigan-Penn State will be a night game and it has been confirmed as a night game even before the season started.

I've never been one to make a thread like this but I'm calling my shot on this one and let the chips fall where they may.

This morning when the news came out about next weekend being a night game I checked with them on it and even after asking them about how there was a 2 for 1 deal with 2 night game sin 2017 in exchange for 1 in 2018, they still told me it's happening.

So prepare yourselves. Be early, be loud. For all the remaining games starting with this Saturday at Noon.

How can I prepare myself? Carrots for better night vision?? Start going to bed later to acclimatize myself to cheering late at night?? Power drink from noon until midnight during the week to get my alcohol tolerance up??? HELP!!!

Fun fact, the narrative that carrots give you better night vision was created by the British during WW2 to prevent the Nazis from learning that they had radar and were thus able to more easily shoot German planes down at night.

My preparation will be that I subtly maneuver social obligations and visits from the in-laws to Friday night or Sunday. Maybe Saturday morning I devote myself to finally helping the wife hang the kids’ framed school artwork. That sort of thing. At least that is what I assume The Devotee to mean.

I will prepare by slaking my thirst on the blood of the vanquished while howling tribute to the Moon God...wait. That's after night games. I'll prepare by smoking a bowl and listening to "The Victors." The usual.

Fun fact: Carrots don't actually help with vision. This was attributed to the British in WW2, see they figured out this whole "radar" thing and it was still classified. When asked how they were so good at identifying German planes even at night they said carrots.

Plus I feel like the 60 year old season ticket holders are less likely to show up and be lame as hell since it's late. Like either they're liquored up or selling to someone who will go and make it a better atmosphere.