To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've done it a thousand times.
- Mark Twain

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
- Arthur Block

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
- Albert Einstein

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
- Franklin P. Jones

What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
- Richard Harkness

Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day.
- Benito Mussolini

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate
it.
- Franklin P. Jones
Jim Eason.: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Anonymous: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

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