Unwashed heathens rejoice, the retro colors option has been added to the main
news page here. The archive pages and most of the main static pages have now
likewise been updated, though the forums and a couple of other areas generated
by scripts still need to be worked on, so for now we have one retro colors
option on the new format and a retro retro colors option on the old one. I am,
of course, a monkey myself, and I have to express my extreme gratitude to Frans
who has put in a yeoman volunteer effort at getting these pages updated, and
thanks in advance, as he will be instrumental in updating the remaining pages
over the coming days.

In the meantime, an issue has been raised about font sizes after the update,
and how they scale larger and smaller across different pages, so I will be
looking into creating a more consistent behavior in this area.