A Wizard Has Turned You Into a Whale Shirt

Select Quantity!

Hah hah, sweet! This is a great shirt for anyone who has ever played an adventure game. Plus, oh man, you've been turned into a whale! Is it awesome? The choice is yours.

This is the shirt The Devil would design, given the chance. The image is a classy 6 and a half inches tall, printed on Royal blue Hanes shirts for men. Womens shirts are printed on Bella 6000 or American Apparel 2102.

One thing to keep in mind American Apparel, Royal Apparel, and Alternative Apparel all run about a size smaller than their Gildan/Hanes counterparts. Ladies 2XLs are pretty small, and if you were to be in the market for a Ladies 3XL, the size basically picks back up at Unisex Large. The cut is slightly different but the message is the same: you are cooler than everyone else.

Some Basic Information

Packages—if all items are in stock—usually leave our Western Massachusetts warehouse within 1 - 4 business days. However, if one of your items is currently on Short Delay/Reprinting that means it is currently in production, it may take up to three weeks to ship, but usually much quicker. If you need something for a specific time/event, or would like to split your order, please submit a Support Ticket and we'll see what we can do.

USPS Priority Mail Express International: 3-5 average transit days is what they advertise!

Please note that we cannot mark packages as "Gifts" to help you evade customs, as that's international mail fraud and they'll throw us in jail which is pointless in a way since no jail can hold us. It is however very inconvenient.

Still have a question about shipping? We have a whole bunch of FAQs about specific things that you should go check out.