The Shaftesbury Miracle

“How the fuck are we gonna get Jesus a passport?”

Meet Beamer. He and his best mate Dave live in Belfast.
It’s 1993 and everybody’s drunk and stoned. One night a guy shows up at their door, desperate for a place to stay.

Meet Jesus Christ – the Son of Man needs to lie low.
A corrupt Heaven wants him upstairs, so The Vatican send bounty hunters. If they get their hands on Jesus… well… there’ll be much gnashing of teeth on Earth.

Meet Katya from Belarus…and Sergei, and Agnes-Marie, and Bob & Doug the vipers, and Inspector Whiteside, and PJ the knicker-thief…Meet Sprout the spide, and the Brits and the RUC…Meet a local crime lord from the telly. Some of them want to help Beamer spirit the Holy Spirit to safety.