We have this story…and we want to know…Rizz wants to classify this story as a NEAT STORY and Woody says that it’s a WHO FRIGGIN CARES. Regardless we are filing it under MONEY WELL SPENT but what do you think the story of BIRDS POOPING ON CARS should be?

A study by a British car accessory company called Halfords found that the color of your car might decide whether or not birds POOP on it. Here’s how the different car colors ranked as targets for birds:

#1.) The cars that birds pooped on the most were . . . RED. 18% of all red cars had signs of bird droppings on them.
#2.) Blue was the next most popular target: 14% of blue cars were hit by birds.
#3.) 11% of black cars . . . or one in nine . . . had bird droppings on them.
#4.) 7% of white cars were pooped on.
#5.) Grey and Silver cars tied at 3%.
#6.) And the car color LEAST likely to be pooped on was . . . GREEN. Only 1% had been targeted by birds.