So the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have announced that tomorrow night, noted Hall of Fame dickbutt Warren Sapp will be announcing a logo/uniform update! Now, this is stupid, because the Bucs already have one of the best logos in the National Football League. This image was posted on Twitter somewhere, which might be a clue to where they are going with it:

SNOOZE-A-RAMA. So it looks like we are getting a few tiny tweaks and not anything groundbreaking logo wise. Uniform wise, that might be a different story. A whole helmet would not work at all with the current Buccaneers color scheme of dark red on pewter pants, so I assume we are getting some bigger changes there. It’s kind of a letdown about the logo. Sure, it looks like it now conforms better to the helmet, and the skull and crossbones might be a little bigger, and it’s all sensible and garbage. I don’t want sensible. I want Creamsicles and Bucco Bruce.

If you don’t think this saucy pirate is the best logo ever conceived then you might have CTE.

I want something new. The Bucs could do a whole number of things. They could do the cool thing and compromise between the flag and Bruce:

No joking I actually think this color scheme is kinda nice

I’d always fly at Full Mast for this logo, if you catch my drift

Of course, the Bucs recently got over a Staph Infection. Maybe they could run with it, and go full Biohazard route?

WE NEED A PATH TO THE ENDZONE CLEARED, STAT

Biohazard Bruce

Hazmat team to clear the way!

Or maybe that is a bad idea. You shouldn’t embrace some bad image like that, otherwise you’d be the Raiders. Who wants to be a pirate team like the Raid…oh. But if they did want to clean their image up, they can make it more happy and embrace past heroes.

Mike Alstott! Everyone likes Bucco Alstott! The best “Fullback” ever

Happy Flag! Why all the painful swords?

Hahaha. Anime Bucco Bruce. What a terrible idea. Can you imagine if someone took all 32 team logos and made them anime? Ha! What kind of person would do such a stupid thing, even for dumb internet laughs?

I think they are going back to white helmets so they can wear their throwback uniforms and sell more throwback merch. Last year they had to cancel the throwback games because of some weird helmet rule that your helmet needs to be broken in….I don’t even know what that means.