Were they asking about fisting? How is that handled by the government? Does that apply to both anal and vaginal fisting, or just anal? My guess is that it's anal at a federal level, and the states decide for vaginal.

Limeylizzie

Excuse me, I think I decide for vaginal.

petehammer

State's Rights!

harry_palmer

Twatted from the Council Bluffs Reg'l Aeroport men's room.

TheStalinist

How wide is his stance?

rambone

I wonder if anyone ever called him Chuck Ass-ley. Oh, I guess I just did.

DaRooster

Sounds like a "Goat-Boy" bit… a bit.

HempDogbane

There was a Senator named Chuck Assley, he made a Tweet, it was ghastly…

Nick Lowe is the best.

Sue4466

It's the anal process questions that'll get you in the end.

Boredw/Gravitas

Were the person-anal questions about the legles kiod from last week? Would someone just take the tiny keyboard away from grandpa?

BZ1

Chuckie, didn't I warn you what happens when you tamper with that infernal box?

BarackMyWorld

Chuck, you can't bitched about the limited number of characters on twitter posts, then start adding letters unnecessarily. Idiot.

ArmoredBore

Word. I've seen better spelling in World of Warcraft's trade chat.

harry_palmer

Similar to what non-students ask, as in "Will you get the fuck away from me, you creepy old perv?"

Grassley is an olde so it is not surprising he would be talking about anal processing, but greatly surprised the kids are into poop processing. Poop yes, but not the processing – for them the elementary canal is not a problem.

BTW, Mrs weejee and I have a pact that if and when we start incessant talking about poop processing we will kill each other.

I'm guessing that since Grassley is a hick who buggers farm animals, "person-anal" questions differ from "animal-anal" questions. Republican perverts have a system, you know.

Trinket

I can't believe his PR team hasn't forbidden him to tweet his own tweets. Forbidden him FROM tweeting his own tweets? Forbidden him…oh, fuck it.

Limeylizzie

So help me, I adore Chuckles.

DustBowlBlues

This is the part where I go do something useful. I give up. I just fucking give up. Is it wrong for me to wish for a toilet so large that the entire Republitard party can be flushed down it at the same time?

Grassley is one of the few who I actually find genuinely amusing, because gorrammit, he's trying SO HARD to use this hip Twitter thing.

horsedreamer_1

The Iowa Supremes have all the resulting santorum on their hands.

EatsBabyDingos

Makes me glad my family is FROM Iowa.

EatsBabyDingos

Anal birther. Without toilet paper.

Gopherit

Chuck, learn the lesson of catholic priests working in schools across the country. Leave processing the anal questions for the sacristy. That's where all the wine and secrets are kept.

OneYieldRegular

And on top of it all, a 45? This is high school! All other things aside, these kids aren't even of legal drinking age. Surely this is worse than anything for which George Michael has ever been arrested.

SorosBot

Considering how old and out of touch Grassley is, I figured by 45 he meant a record single. To the Wonkette youngs (this means you, Riley) that's what we used to call an MP3 of just one song.

zhubajie

Take it for granted that they are drinking and fucking often. Probably at the same keggers.