It brings me the utmost pleasure on this day to tack on another homage to the countless barrage commending the man, the myth: Christopher Columbus. I have my own rendition of 21 questions and things that make you go ‘Hmm….’ (throwback to my man Arsenio Hall!) regarding his American lore. This guy, half-man-half-a-racist, has been allowed to exist in our minds as a hero of our times for so long, that to go against his image is to take a swing against America herself. And being that this is the height of the season for America’s favorite pastime sport, I figure I’m next at bat to take this country right out of the park. So get your bases loaded, ‘cause I’m swinging for the bleachers. Happy Columbus Day, America – it’s a celebration, b***hes.