"Oh Lord What Have we done?" cried Professor Eagles , top space universe and everything Scientist in an exclusive interview.
Our chief science correspondant Bif 'biffy' Bifferson said "This image appears to show what people might call a black hole, parts of France and the Swiss place appear to be being sucked into it, it could also be an expertly crafted piece of photoshop work, such as would be utilised in a glossy magazine to distort the consumers sense of reality"