11. No tipping.

12. Seeing people lined up for American restaurants.

You need a rope and a bouncer to watch the line at Five Guys in Covent Garden, because the line is THAT long. Are you aware what it says about the quality of food in your city when Five Guys is a destination restaurant?

14. The tube pricing system.

15. Minding the gap.

Especially when the gap between train and platform varies at every single stop. Sometimes you step up, sometimes you step down. Were the engineers who studied level surfaces out the day the Tube was drawn up?

16. Otherwise, you’re lovely, London, thanks for being such a fine host!