While I'm at it, do you not have a grammar checker? - "bathroom fire a a property". Also, a "small kitchen fire" is, in the next sentence "a blaze". The towel fire "was out on arrival". Surely a reporter would state that as the fire "had been extinguished by the time the fire service arrived" or similar. This looks very much like a cut-and-paste of a fire service email to me.

My Flabber is truly Gasted. Whilst I can understand the call for the trapped bird (it can be distressing to have a wild animal in distress near one's house - and a single 'pump' with a large ladder responding seems like a reasonable excuse for a training exercise at least), the fact that the other two "emergencies" were already dealt with by the time TWO 'pumps' had arrived at each is quite amazing. Who runs to get their phone to call the fire service BEFORE trying to just - I don't know - put out the fire? Which they then did anyway.