Faced with The Law when I and a bunch of equally idiotic mates set off a load of loud explosions down the local chalk pit, we blamed bigger boys who had run off. Tell us of the times when you got away with something naughty and slightly out of order.

Lagavulin, and yes they do.
Never seen them in the shops but my boss obviously knew where to get them. If it had been a less inspiring malt I might not have nicked it.
(Ghettoblaster YetiNew Year's Resolution: VGA, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:32,
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