I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.

so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.

Heheh. Nice

I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"

An extremely disturbing ph**o. Is the wilting supposed to look like a skull? 5 creepy shivers dear.

FRIEND -

O-O-O-Okay…sounds a peck intriguing. I’ll try to pick up on the vibes, but don’t make me yawn, my sensitivities become that of a slack jawed mouth breathing troglodyte when I commence yawning…serious glad yer glad to be back

Thank you... Very warm welcome back... Thanks... I have decided to change my outlook on MotiFake for the moment... Let's see how this goes... I will do something I gave up a long time ago... Something I used to do... The reason I am who I am here...

Thanks, Marduke. Every now and then I seem to luck out. I am perplexed by the litterbox concept, though. Is it like a back yard?

Haar, this one is a keeper. I have been demotivated and now I go back to work to be demoralized. Keep up the good work

No one can be accused of trying to imitate me as I'm trying to imitate despair.com -- most of the time, though sometimes I change up the format a little. As for this "toilet" thingy to which refer ... is it anything like a litterbox?

I concur. Sean's a cat person, though, and therefore a bit more fastidious in his approach. I, being a dog person, slobber everywhere and only on rare occasion manage to hit the toilet bowl while urinating.

who spends time with you instead of money on you, and then you have something real.

Tell her what I told mine: If you're looking for mperfection, you're going to spend a lot of time unhappy. If you plan on changing someone to suit you, you will fail. Find someone who laughs with you, not at you; cries for you, not because of you...

I AM A FLOWER THUS I AM PARTLY A GHOST. THAT IS THE INGENIOUSNESS AND JUST AS WELL THE ALLUREMENT OF THIS ENCHANTMENT I SO PROUDLY CALL MY LIFE. -

Just like your poster said, your style is like a flower, few of the masses will find it alluring, you won't get good votes, but if you stick to your style you might get respect.
You got 3Ls from me, cause this is boring frankly, way too windy.

And in addition to that it's just the beginning of my motifake career.

*it's not for those WHO don't listen

I know its a bit long. But it's not for those to lazy to read. It's not for those you don't listen. In fact, I just wanted to express myself honestly, giving a small piece of my soul back to Motifake after getting so much.

Bride in white -

No, I wouldn't do that! It would be pretty expensive and a kiss would bruise your lips. A hug would be cold and not at all rewarding. Just tell her she is so beautiful in traditional white. Besides, the contrast will make her easier to find.

Thanks. I have been getting, forgive the pun, heaps of advice along the way. And I am seeing it in the votes.

After checking out your posters all I will say is your best rated are best for a reason. Simple and straight forward seems to be the best way to go as a new member. That's just my opinion for what it's worth.

You caught me on the right day, otherwise that would have been a very poor suggestion that you just made! You happen to be the first noob I have encountered under my latest of "new leaves". I may offer advice, but the threat of death is off the table.

Very good point... but, I submit to you that make-up *** is the perfect time to open some new "gates".... albeit, we're still at an impass with lemons.

"Two Hearts in the Pink" ... good luck with that. Even my wife 'll know that's an oblique reference to the Shocker. But of course she's been primed to be on the lookout for those kinds of prestidigitational shenanigans. Don't ask.

"Two Hearts in the Pink"...Aggy, that sounds like a three way!

A tip from Moooooo....You can buy these roses from Aggy at the nearest off ramp.

A tip from aggy... after an argument, once things have smoothed over, 2 dozen roses... all pink, except for two red ones in the middle (but apart from each other). On the card, write: "Two hearts in the pink". Never give roses immediately; dinner is best.