I honestly don't know. I've never been on vacation before. I would probably like to go see Europe, if anything. Islands have an appeal just for the fact that they are small bits of land surrounded by the vast oceans. Probably some serious mysteries going on there.

If you could go out to lunch with a deceased figure of history, who would it be and why?

I wish I could meet so many dead people, but for the moment: Philip K. Dick. I'm writing a story about two alumni from my university who used to hang out with him the decade before he died, and I'd love to get some quotes from him about them.

If you were a pimp with one ho who was shared by another pimp what would you do if they were trying to cut you out on the profits your dually-shared ho makes?

A) Why the hell would there be a storm drain in the middle of nowhere?
B) Th Middle of Nowhere happens to be home to Courage the Cowardly Dog, and I would ask him for help, or steal the lug nuts from Eustace Bagge.

Nope. Math is fun, but it takes about fifteen second to count tiles, depending on the room size. I usually think about gaining super powers, changing my name and hiding my face beneath an all black hooded robe and ruling part of the country, divvying up the rest of the land for my lesser followers. Either that, or awesome robot suits that you go to school to learn how to control. Gym is battle time.