Tuesday, May 4, 2010

"This all started at the local golf tournament. I'd forgotten my own set of clubs, and so when we got to the tee I had to use my husband's, and was angry that I'd left mine at home. Anyway, with everyone watching, I yanked out my husband's club and began waving it around, just as a joke. I think I hurt my hand because of the way I was holding it."

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Hey, at least she's honest. Once I cut my scalp open because I tripped on one of my shoes. See, after I tripped on it, I got really mad and picked it up to throw it across the room. As I was throwing it, I hit my head with the pointy corner on the heel, ripping my scalp open. Not one of my finer moments.

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