Dis is de spiritaul juorney of me, Eccles, my big bruvver Bosco, and my Grate-Anti Moly. I is saved, not sure about Bosco, and we got reel probblems wiv Anti.

Dis is me, Eccles

Dis is me, Eccles

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

Ancient comedy team reunited

All eyes were on the O2 arena last night, where a group of 1960s comedians (described
by Mick Jagger as "a bunch of wrinkly old men trying to relive their youth and make a load of money") were reunited in a performance of "Monty Python and the Holy Smoke",
also known as "The Spirit of Vatican II".

Cardinal Kasper and friends in "Nobody expected the CDF".

The names on stage were legendary: people who we thought we'd never see
again - such as Hans Küng, Tony Flannery, Basil Loftus,
and Lorenzo Baldisseri - and they
performed all those comic sketches we remember from the 1960s.

Basil Loftus - later starred in "Fawlty Dogmas".

As expected, we had a revival of the famous "Dead Parish" sketch, in which
the customer complains that nobody attends his church any more, and the
shopkeeper tries to persuade him that guitars and
clown masses are the answer.

The Ministry of Silly Walks - liturgical dancing from Liverpool.

A touch of glamour was provided by Prof. Tina Beattie, who starred in "The Killer Joke", the
tale of a woman who writes such a funny book (God's Mother, Eve's Advocate)
that everyone who reads it dies
laughing.

We also enjoyed the "Argument" sketch, in which
an innocent pope goes into the Tablet offices, and
finds himself engaged in a meaningless dialogue, in which everything he
says is contradicted.

It's Da Bishop! And he's caught one of his deacons blogging!

Finally, the audience joined in with enthusiasm when Paul Inwood
appeared on stage to lead them in a chorus of his
notorious hymn "I'm a lumbering hack and I'm OK, ch-ch", backed by
the ACTA choir.

Paul Inwood.

Of course, it is now illegal for anyone to put on a public
performance without including at least one of Stephen Fry, Brian Cox and
Stephen Hawking, and this show was no exception. But curiously their
pompous atheism fitted in very well with the rest of the proceedings.

Yeah rite. Youre a goof ball and I know you are the alter ego of that towering buffoon Lapin. So stop denying it. ha ha. You cant hang arounf Damiens site anymore with your army of idiot alter egos. hahahahahahahahahaha. What ya gonna do now?

I aint askin Mr Sales nothing. Times getting short. Them muslims will be knockin on englands door soon. You better get yourself saved befor they come and cut your head off. Wont be much problem with your scrawny little pencil neck

List of awwards dis blogg have won

Best blogg by an iddiotBest blogg by someone who is trully savedBlogg most read by saved poepleCreullest blogg attackin saintly piuos poepleMost spiritaul blogg by a sockpoppetKieran Conry prize for virtue, modesty and humilityPottymouth Times awward for de nastiest blogg everStuppidest pitchers ever seen on a bloggLeast read blogg of 2013 (2nd prize to Bruvver Bosco)Tina Beattie medal for promoting orthodoxy"Utter filth" (Sheds and Shedmen, Croydon)

Bishop of Lancaster's cup for well-placed ad hominem attacks

Eccles has been named as one of de 100 most influenntial saved poeple in Notting Hell, by de prestiggious Calumny Chappel Parrish Newsletter.