Cracked Round-Up: The Shittiest Week Edition

It's been a clusterfuck of a week. And while talking heads on the news and talking-er heads in political office blather on about "justice" and "healing", we can't help but think there's a simpler solution to America's immediate problems: let's switch places with Canada next week. They can deal with all the horrific fallout from this week's disasters and terrorism, while we smoke their weed and drink all the Molson human livers can handle (roughly two bottles).

C'mon you half-British maple chugging bastards, we could really use a break.