The Math Professor-Approved Harptian Challenge Generator

So many accusations get tossed around on talk.origins,
and so few get the attention they deserve. Recently, Mark
Harpt hit upon a way of
almost effortlessly discarding allegations aimed at him.
A prominent poster to talk.origins, and tenured professor
of math at a state university, has posted often defending
Mark Harpt's use of this form of shortcircuiting allegations.

I think it is time that the benefits of this approach
were brought to the masses. Therefore, I have modified
Mark Harpt's original challenge slightly for use as a
template. Just fill in the three fields below, and you too
can obtain the benefits of Harptian challenge for those
pesky people who pester you to support your claims with
something other than plain old assertions!

To illustrate the enormous power of Harptian challenge,
try entering "The IRS", "cheated on my taxes", and "last
year" in the fields below!

I especially encourage those who have been accused of various
things by that particular tenured professor of math to utilize this
form of challenge, which he is on record defending against all and
sundry, against him! Have fun!

Examples of the generality of the Harptian Challenge Generator

Try out these parameters!

"Ken Starr", "obstructed justice", "in the White House"

"The Justice Department", "made a monopoly out of Windows(TM)",
"at MicroSoft"