$299
Milwaukee has been making big, powerful, red power tools for decades, and this impact driver is like a greatest hits. It’s powered by their new Red Lithium extended-capacity battery pack and its four-mode drive control doesn’t max out until 1,800 in-pounds of torque, so… consider your old driver a toy.

$120
A burr grinder, adjustable for all preparation methods, is a kitchen essential for even moderate coffee snobs (it's all about that bean freshness). And this one is extra easy to spot in that pre-coffee, "Is this even my kitchen?" morning haze.

$20
These boxers feature a Moisture Transport System that draws moisture away from your skin, as well as a four-way stretch arrangement that keeps them from riding up or sagging down. Plus, try finding something more festive than a pair of bright red underpants. You can’t.

Okay, we are so sorry. But, you should still gift your friends and loved ones the Beats by Dre Solo² Luxe Edition in red, and get on it so they can drown out the sound of any more bad puns with high quality audio and sleek design.

$12.95-$29.95
Any gift that ends with “of the month club” has a high potential to be totally lame. Fuego Box, however, delivers top-shelf, artisan hot sauces directly to your door. You can select a single- or three-bottle subscription, and these aren’t bottles you can pick up at the local grocery store, either. We’re talking small-batch, with taste and heat -- as opposed to scaling your face off like an embarrassing Youtube video.

$89.95
Keep your skull crack-free with style -- and tech. it may look like an old-school skateboard helmet, but the two-piece shell features injection-molded ABS (fancy safety polystyrene, basically) for top-notch dome protection. It also has a passive ventilation system to keep the sweat off of your head and your goggles fog-free.

$349.99
The Bayer polycarbonate outer shell is both strong and light and fits the overhead policies of most major airlines. Eight wheels make it easy to roll but tough to tip over, while the front access panel lets you get at what you need without splaying the whole thing open and exposing your embarrassing number of flannel shirts to the airport.

$29.95
This double-walled, vacuum-insulated bottle keeps cold things cold and warm things warm, so works for coffee or, well, iced coffee. And it’s made from 18/8 food-grade stainless steel, so you can fill it with clam chowder or any other soup (just try to remember what’s in there).