Generally animals will stay still when in the early morning cold because they conserve energy and I bet the spot underneath them is nice and warm. We may think they look cold but they do have thick skin and a nice warm winter coat.

We may think they look cold but they do have thick skin and a nice warm winter coat.

My cats disagree with you. They always maintain that it is too cold in our apartment; that's why they turn into adorable, snuggly heat-leaches the moment you sit down.

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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions
The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

See, what ya do is this. Ya stealthily toss a small pebble toward their general vicinity, to sorta spook 'em enough to stand up. That way the arrow can find the heart/lung area much more easily, dontcha see. Then, slice 'em, dice 'em, cover with Worcesterchestersireshire sauce & onions, 350 degrees for 40-45 mins.

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