Listen closely to the lyrics for a near-complete compendium of tacky things you, we, everyone does. Be it wearing socks with sandals, Instagramming every meal you have (cough), sticking forty-three bumper stickers on your car, or writing your resume in Comic Sans, as the song says "if you think that's just fine, then you're probably tacky too."

Weird Al's Tacky single and his entire Mandatory Fun album are available on iTunes.