Liver tab stench!

02-20-2003, 01:19 PM

hemotep

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**News Flash-Two Die in Deadly Gas Explosion**

This just in

Two young adults died last night while fockin in their Apartment. Its reported that 24 yr hemotep and his gf were makin sweet love under the covers when a loud explosion emitted from his rear. A foul, nauses odor soon filled the airspace underneath the blanket and due to the hardcore fockin induced heavy breathing, the two were quickly overcome by foul smelling fumes which could be dected as much as two miles away. Some residents even reported seeing a yellow/brown fog rising from the apartment building minutes after the eruption was felt. The national geological survey seismologists reported measurements up to 3.0 on the richter scale after the 12:38 am explosion.

Ok, I love my liver tabs, but my girl doesnt. Nothing sucks more than having to stop pounding on that ***** just as she as she's about to cum in order to avoid the above story. Ive tried ginger root with no luck, gas-x and such works a little but is really pricey. Anyone have any suggestions?

My 3rd day on liver tabs...first day I had 8, yesterday I had 12, today I'll do the whole 16. No gas so far...(diahrea once, but that might be the huge amounts of protein)...let's see what happens.

By the way, is it possible to fart undetected if you're moving? If I'm with a girl, I'll move *with* her to another room, and fart as I'm walking. I was wonderin if you think the permeation stays with you as you move, or if it gets left behind right after the emission. Either way, it's always a pain to stall her so she doesn't go back to that room for awhile. (this is non-liver tab related gas emissions)

Originally posted by baham99 By the way, is it possible to fart undetected if you're moving? If I'm with a girl, I'll move *with* her to another room, and fart as I'm walking. I was wonderin if you think the permeation stays with you as you move, or if it gets left behind right after the emission. Either way, it's always a pain to stall her so she doesn't go back to that room for awhile. (this is non-liver tab related gas emissions)

What you just described is called "crop dusting"..it is a highly complicated manuver that invloves holding the ass cheeks together (without the use of your hands )&nbsp;while simultaneously (so what if I cant spell) contacting and relaxing the anal sphincter.&nbsp; This allows you to expel the methane gas at a controlled rate while dissipating it in the air giving you the abiltiy to "cover up" the act so-to-speak.&nbsp; To perfect this skill will take practice, vigilance and a calm demeanor.

Good luck and godspeed.

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