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Huntsman Daughters Interview Romney Bobblehead in Lost Video

Huntsman daughters Abby, Liddy and Mary Anne had a couple of great videos during their dad’s mercurial campaign. They were the only entertaining part — besides, maybe, “Did you hear what I just said?” — of the whole thing. But their best work was never actually released…until now! An ABC News station got a hold of this Romney-bashing video, in which the two non-blondes in the trio don blonde wigs to match their sister Liddy and interview a bobbleheaded version of Mitt Romney on a show they call “Foxes and Friends.” The girls were declared to have “gone rogue” by a campaign insider a couple of months ago, so it’s no wonder this was never officially released. Now it does, happily, take the shine off Huntsman’s already completely unbelievable and dull endorsement of Romney.

The video, which so far only appears in an ABC News segment:

If the Huntsman girls weren’t actually funny, it might have seemed a little too ambitious that the telegenic 20-somethings kept showing up on TV. But as Abby said in a GQ interview last year, it wasn’t like she could get a gig on Fox News if she wanted to, because “I’m not blonde.” Fittingly, in this video the three do their best airhead anchor impression, repeating their lines unnecessarily, checking their manicures, calling Romney a “cornball,” and asking tough questions, like whether he’d be prepared to face a honey badger given his hunting experience is only with “small varmint.”

I'm starting to think this might be one of the most endearing First Families we never had.

biblioteq_tress

They could have had pillowfights with the Gore girls. Gentlemen, hands on the keyboards!

forgracie

In order from left to right. No. Yes. Yes.

SorosBot

But wait, according to Christopher Hitchens and David Letterman's now-fired booker, women can't be funny!

Texan_Bulldog

The only thing I notice (other than the corniness) is how much smarter they all seem than Bristol. I don't think any of these girls would be getting drunk on wine coolers in a tent & getting knocked up.

Baconzgood

A box of crackers is smarter than Bristol.

jus_wonderin

Trisket? (Isn't that on the official list of potential Palin baby names?)

Steverino247

Aren't all the Palin's crackers? Or is White Trash the current term of endearment?

MissTaken

Getting drunk on wine coolers in a tent and getting knocked up is the only way to catch yourself a husband, or herpes.

That was amusing and entertaining — no wonder Huntsman dropped out, then — any candidate whose own daughters aren't Republican isn't fit to lead this great nation.

Negropolis

Oh, they are very much Republicans. I imagine that they are in the same vein as Meghan McCain. You know, they are Republicans because they have rich parents, but don't care much about the social stuff, or either care about it enough to actually be socially liberal. If the older generation would allow them, we'd have Republicans like they used to be; you know, corporate cocksuckers that stayed out of other people's bedrooms.

That moist sound you hear is Newt's left nut exploding all over fresh divorce papers.

OC_Surf_Serf

Cumming to FOX next season: Salt Lake Shore…

Ruhe

This shit is devastating. Shouldn't John get back in the race now?

hagajim

Definitely have the Mormon girl look down pat.

lefty74

I hope these women have been properly instructed in the appropriate methodology of how to eat a banana at your desk. Lest they appear Bachmannesque. Break off a chunk. Do not eat the whole thing while scratching the back of your head.

Much better than FAUX and Friends, with Carlson, Doocy, and guy who's even dumber than Doocy.
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Guppy

Who was the first person to think of substituting "faux" for "fox" and have they been thoroughly beaten for their heinous crime yet?

Biel_ze_Bubba

That was me. You got a problem with it?

Guppy

Well, have you?

Biel_ze_Bubba

Nope. Heinous Crimes 'R Us.

Guppy

I meant the beating part.

Biel_ze_Bubba

I know.

Guppy

Surprising. I would have expected self-flagellation.

Biel_ze_Bubba

No shame down here. That's the way we roll.

jus_wonderin

"I'm a little bit country."

"And I'm a little bit rock and roll."

Callyson

"If you were attacked by, say, a honey badger, would you be able to defend yourself"
"Why, of course I could: I'd pay that honey badger off and deduct the amount from my taxes as a business expense…"

OhNoGuy

Well, what if the honey badger didn't care, what if the honey badger didn't give a shit. What if the honey badger grabbed hold of your nuts and wouldn't let go? I'd like to see how you'd do during a debate or a news conference then.

(I'd stay behind the podium and try to smile a lot. By no means should you exercise your Second Amendment Rights. You could lose a lot more than your Freedoms.)

BaldarTFlagass

Pretty scrumptious indeed. I won't watch/listen, just in case they have Fran Drescher voices.

Texan_Bulldog

They don't. They speak and enunciate very well…thus my earlier post contrasting them with the princess of Wasilla. I think a uterus is the only thing they all have in common.

Negropolis

Nah, they have proper Utahan accents, which is to say they really don't have an accent at all, and nice speaking tones.

MissTaken

Yay! A post we aren't ashamed to fap to!

Baconzgood

I find this easy to masterbate to.

Schmannnity

That reminds me, what happened to Cain's smoking man?

SayItWithWookies

He's been returned to the world from which he came — as an extra in the original version of The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3.

RavenRant

I can't believe some other campaign didn't snap him up. That dude was a political mastermind.

horsedreamer_1

He'll prolly come back to Sconsin to commit pro-Walker voter fraud & intimidation in the recall.

Radiotherapy

Huntsman Girls '12

Goonemeritus

I know his basic platform is largely indistinguishable from his running mates but I blame that on the party’s purity test. From what I have seen of the guy he appears to be thoughtful and smart. What I will never understand is why he would let that party and those candidates define his brand. The guy has all the money in the world a beautiful family and an honorable record of public service. Were I in that position I would sit this cycle out. The Republican base has been whipped up into a sub psychotic rage back away and let them figure it out on their own.

Biel_ze_Bubba

What's an intelligent conservative to do? He's a man without a party, and the rest of the GOP's clown parade is an embarassment to the country. Maybe Obama will be able to put him to work, once the insanity of the election year subsides.

MiniMencken

What, do I have to be the one in this thread? O.K., O.K. "I would totally hit that (threesome)."

I once had a wild night of hard partying sexual activities with all three of the Huntsmen daughters–a foursome, yes–at the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel Candidate's Suite, and I'm telling you, it was great. Those Huntsman girls like to party! They also like each other very much! They drank tequlia and Wild Turkey, and smoked some green, leafy substance–possibly pot–from a hookah all night long! And they insisted that the music be heavy metal and hard rock! I have five hours worth of video, if anyone wants to watch. It was great. I can't wait to see what's in store at the CPAC convention in February at the hotel!!

jus_wonderin

"Two doors down, they were laughin' and drinkin' and havin' a party……………"

Biel_ze_Bubba

You forgot the "Dear Penthouse," part.

Radiotherapy

Needs moar Dear Penthouse, Your not going to believe this, but…..

Baconzgood

I never thought something like this would happen to me.

thefrontpage

This actually happened! I have the video if you want to watch it! There's five hours' worth, but you'll probably be good watching just two hours.

Negropolis

Gawker libel!

Mahousu

Who let Joe Biden on the Internet again?

Negropolis

Al Gore, of course. Little known fact, ole Al never left the Navel Observatory. You just have to work around him, like Cheney did.

We are lucky to live in this historic age where we can witness first hand the deconstruction and self inflicted destruction of a political party. Sigh, if there were only a viable party to fill the political vacuum.

BaldarTFlagass

How come is it when them mission Mormons come to my house trying to sell me on the magic underpants, I always get the geeky pimply-faced kids with the white shirts and skinny black ties, and no one even approaching looking like these Mormons. 'Taint fair, I tellz ya.

Baconzgood

Several years ago I was on vacation from work and the Mormons came to my door on a Wednesday. I had just made some lemon aid and invited them in for a nice cool glass. When they entered my house I closed the door and clicked the dead bolt and asked "how do they know what houses your at and when?". Needless to say they were pretty anxious to leave my house and didn't touch the lemon aid.

MissTaken

Needs moar Dear Penthouse, Your not going to believe this, but…..

BaldarTFlagass

Did they smell the bacon sizzling?

real_dc_native

I had some kind of missionaries show up at my door much too early on a Saturday morning. I welcomed them in and told them how happy I was that they were there. Then I went into the next room and grabbed a couple of random physics books (yes I'm THAT kind of nerd). I came back and asked them excitedly "Have you heard the good news about SCIENCE?" After some awkward silence, they left and I haven't been bothered since.

Gleem_McShineys

I kept waiting for the FOX-style upskirt shots. Purely for scientific research about magic underwear, of course.

Monsieur_Grumpe

I'm thinking 4-way, keep the wigs.

BornInATrailer

First Newt's open marriage request, now this. I'm up and down like Bob Dole or Jimmy Johnson.

Baconzgood

SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!!!!

mavenmaven

Foxes and Friends! These girls RULE. Can they be signed up for the Obama campaign?

I know. I've been having trouble with that ad with the pitcher of ice tea. When I catch out of the corner of my I always think it's tits of a nice round ass. Then I realize what it is and think about how I'm a disturbed pervert or something. But reading the comments always makes me think that I might be normal.