Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

buffygirl wrote:I, Timewaiter Buffygirl, Cardinal of The One True Comic, do hereby nominate you, udscbt, for the position of Cardinal. -poof!- You're a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Wait, that's not right - - -

bigcrag92 wrote:I Bigcrag92 being of soundish mind yada yada yada do ratify the cardinalship of udscbt nominated by buffygirl. may I and buffygirl be stuck down if we have erred in this decision.

bigcrag92 (continued...) wrote:by the power vested in me I now name you Cardinal peanut butter and jelly sandwich udscbt. arise my brethren

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

StratPlayer wrote:Ah yes -- Vinnie Longdong. I believe he retired. Now he owns a strip club in New Jersey...

Helper wrote:The great thing about this needle-pulled thing be that it tin turn ænig everyday situation into an hilarious nightmare:Helper goeth to Starbux:"ic'd like an coffee, please. Hold the baby!""hwæt? eow be, like, weird.""Y-Y-You too.FULL STOPFULL STOP"

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

buffygirl wrote:I, Timewaiter Buffygirl, Cardinal of The One True Comic, do hereby nominate you, udscbt, for the position of Cardinal. -poof!- You're a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Wait, that's not right - - -

bigcrag92 wrote:I Bigcrag92 being of soundish mind yada yada yada do ratify the cardinalship of udscbt nominated by buffygirl. may I and buffygirl be stuck down if we have erred in this decision.

bigcrag92 (continued...) wrote:by the power vested in me I now name you Cardinal peanut butter and jelly sandwich udscbt. arise my brethren

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

StratPlayer wrote:Ah yes -- Vinnie Longdong. I believe he retired. Now he owns a strip club in New Jersey...

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)

buffygirl wrote:I, Timewaiter Buffygirl, Cardinal of The One True Comic, do hereby nominate you, udscbt, for the position of Cardinal. -poof!- You're a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Wait, that's not right - - -

bigcrag92 wrote:I Bigcrag92 being of soundish mind yada yada yada do ratify the cardinalship of udscbt nominated by buffygirl. may I and buffygirl be stuck down if we have erred in this decision.

bigcrag92 (continued...) wrote:by the power vested in me I now name you Cardinal peanut butter and jelly sandwich udscbt. arise my brethren

I have persevered past the 100th newpage of the thread of Time - yet my destination seems ever farther from me. Commemorating this moment with another signpost to my future self that I hope one day to see again in my travels, despite the fact that this post will only increase my journey.

Also, something about seminal coffee and/or bacon. This is a strange, strange Time period, my friends.

Knight Temporal of the One True ComicBlitzGirl the Pink, Mopey Molpy Mome

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Okay, all you people care about is Hats and Evil (snipped from quote). The Arch-Cardinal posted about the content of the One True Comic! for once Hear Her!

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)

I think you've gone mad with power..

-That's Cardinal bigcrag92 to you, the holy alium, secretary of the CDT. Got a hat and everything

peewee_RotA wrote:Welcome aboard. May the Timeframes ahead be filled with trebuchets.

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)

buffygirl wrote:I, Timewaiter Buffygirl, Cardinal of The One True Comic, do hereby nominate you, udscbt, for the position of Cardinal. -poof!- You're a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Wait, that's not right - - -

bigcrag92 wrote:I Bigcrag92 being of soundish mind yada yada yada do ratify the cardinalship of udscbt nominated by buffygirl. may I and buffygirl be stuck down if we have erred in this decision.

bigcrag92 (continued...) wrote:by the power vested in me I now name you Cardinal peanut butter and jelly sandwich udscbt. arise my brethren

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)

Clearly a power-conflict... how to solve, how to solve... Ah, yes! You two must fight to the death! Whoever dies first wins!

NoEdge wrote:Outside? Is that like Mesopotamia? Isn't Mesopotamia gone? Has Outside been destroyed without our noticing?!Oh well. At least we still have our sandcastle.

NoEdge wrote:Maybe it's fire. The world is burning. It's dark behind me. Maybe the fires have been put out. Maybe it's all gone.

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)

Clearly a power-conflict... how to solve, how to solve... Ah, yes! You two must fight to the death! Whoever dies first wins!

Maybe a game of Pokatok?

Also, since this seems to be my 200th post, I guess it's my turn to say something deeply profound and eloquent:

Poop!!

StratPlayer wrote:Ah yes -- Vinnie Longdong. I believe he retired. Now he owns a strip club in New Jersey...

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)

Clearly a power-conflict... how to solve, how to solve... Ah, yes! You two must fight to the death! Whoever dies first wins!

I'm in! Wait, we believe in the in the resurrection of the body, right? Right?Anyway it's time to coma for me.

buffygirl wrote:I, Timewaiter Buffygirl, Cardinal of The One True Comic, do hereby nominate you, udscbt, for the position of Cardinal. -poof!- You're a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Wait, that's not right - - -

bigcrag92 wrote:I Bigcrag92 being of soundish mind yada yada yada do ratify the cardinalship of udscbt nominated by buffygirl. may I and buffygirl be stuck down if we have erred in this decision.

bigcrag92 (continued...) wrote:by the power vested in me I now name you Cardinal peanut butter and jelly sandwich udscbt. arise my brethren

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)

dude/tte is even better.

What would a "tte" be?Surely you mean* "dude(tte)?"

*stand back! Wheeee[taptaptap]eee

Lord Randall, Creator of the One True Comic wrote:Wait for it.

Helper wrote:The great thing about this needle-pulled thing be that it tin turn ænig everyday situation into an hilarious nightmare:Helper goeth to Starbux:"ic'd like an coffee, please. Hold the baby!""hwæt? eow be, like, weird.""Y-Y-You too.FULL STOPFULL STOP"

PhoenixRising wrote:Whew. It hath been a productive hundred-or-so newpix for me. I fell behind in this needle-pulled thing over the weekend, and ended up roughly 100 pages behind before I started reading again. I have read it all. Also updated the wiki quotes page with a bunch of quotes, and actually linked the quotes to their original posts (forsrs, whoever had a bunch of quotes with no links, not cool. Or am I just that ocd?)

At first, I thought a wiki for a single xkcd comic a bit... well. Oversized, overambitious.

udscbt wrote:Oh, oh, ic just reckon-did about an new end of comic (well, not really) theory.Just before the FDP of STAR DATE 2245 we woll see an frame maximizing the suspense, then, as midnight cometh, we woll see Error 500 when we woll try to look at this comic. For increased psychological pain, we woll be able to see an frame æfre now and then showing that something fabulous be happening in the frames we tinnot see.

I didn't think someone would have read that post :O Anyway, it is different: in #521 it was explicitly stated that some panels were missing on purpose.

I was 100 pages behind at one point, so yeah... had to read it to get to the end.

I get your point about #521, but the missing panels still provide some level of tantalization. Is there a story? What is it? Since it involves raptors and lightsabers it must be cool... I could kinda see the same thing happening here, if your theory is correct. (Can't come true on April 1 now ofc, but it could still come true at some point.)

udscbt wrote:

Spoiler:

KarMann wrote:

udscbt wrote:

KarMann wrote:Perhaps a group of us should look into this. Call it the Congregation for the Doctrine of Temporal Faith, or something. Nobody would expect that.

Excuse me! I am the Prefect of the Congregatio pro Doctrina Temporis (check the wiki and this), we don't need to create one.

The CDT presents:Faith FAQ!Q: What was before Time?A: Nothing was before Time. Time always was and always will be.Q: Who or what created Time?A: Time itself created itself. The name we give to the Creator aspect of Time is Lord Randall.Q: How do Time affect our lives?A: Time decided to reveal itself through the One True Comic, created by Lord Randall. The One True Comic always was and it is Time, and as Time it must be worshipped. The One True Comic is both in Newpixia and in the Outside, to help the ones deceived by the Hat.Q: If Time always existed, why do I remember things before it?A: In Truth, what you remember is only an illusion. After the creation of Time, Lord Randall created the Hat as his servant. But the Hat became envious of the power reserved to the One True Comic and declared war to it. Time banished the Hat from Newpixia and it is now doomed to live in the Outside where he tries to deceive the faithfuls.Disclaimer: not all hats are evilQ: How do you protect yourself from the Hat?A: You have to burn it and after that purify yourself by drinking blessed baby-free semenated coffe. Beware, because even the strongest can be tricked by the Hat (e.g. our Arch-Cardinal)Q: What are Newpixia and the Outside?A: Newpixia is the place where Time resides, we all belong to Newpixia but we have to remain in the Outside until the Hat won't be destroyed.Q: What is a Frame?A: A Frame is a Revelation from Time through the One True Comic. Lord Randall draws every Frame for us to venerate. If you miss a Frame, you have to look it from a holy archive as soon as possible.Q: How do I know when a Frame will come?A: Time created the Ancestral DONG to warn us of and incoming Revelation, but the screams of the Hat can cover its holy sound. Only the most faithful can hear it over the Hat's lament. If you're not yet ready to listen directly to the Ancestral DONG, two Web-based DONG have been created: http://www.webcountdown.de/?a=gxMXfoy and http://www.webcountdown.net/?a=v2WZqAO&k=H68Q; beware, in its gigantic evilness the Hat has sped up the outsider "time", making the first Web-based DONG useless.Q: How should I worship Time?A: Avoid sleep because you will miss Frames, coma instead. Reject the Outside, because it is the Reign of the Hat. Drink coffee everyday, but don't add babies to it; if you want, you can drink it with semen, but only of virgins. Don't assume that the Timewaiter you're talking about is a male, use a gender-neutral pronoun instead; you shouldn't assume anything actually. And most of all, "Wait for it.".Q: How can I learn more about the Timewaiters?A: The Holy Scriptures will help you.Note: the Holy Scriptures are shared with other religions, some of which are heretic.Q: ???A: !!!Q: Can you prove all these things?A: Of course I can, it's a shame you will be burned as a heretic before you can hear the answer.Q: Who gives you all this authority?A: Burn the heretic!Q: I think that...A: Heretic! Heretic! Heretic!

I have persevered past the 100th newpage of the thread of Time - yet my destination seems ever farther from me. Commemorating this moment with another signpost to my future self that I hope one day to see again in my travels, despite the fact that this post will only increase my journey.

Also, something about seminal coffee and/or bacon. This is a strange, strange Time period, my friends.

Preserved for BlitzGirl as she gets further in her journey: an ancient sign written in a strange script. If you translate the script, it says "abandon sanity, all ye who enter here. This be the land of strangeness and madness Reckoning."

And the coffee comments are only about to get wilder. You can't begin to realize yet...

riverssong wrote:I step away for ten minutes and y'all are creating a new civilization?!

I have persevered past the 100th newpage of the thread of Time - yet my destination seems ever farther from me. Commemorating this moment with another signpost to my future self that I hope one day to see again in my travels, despite the fact that this post will only increase my journey.

Also, something about seminal coffee and/or bacon. This is a strange, strange Time period, my friends.

It's not just that Time period that is strange, caffeinatedsemenbabycoffeebacon (or something) still keeps popping up in recent newpix, even over a hundred newpages later...

buffygirl wrote:Ok, so I think that the final culmination of The One True Comic (if there is one) MUST involve something specifically about either Time or Waiting. Also, I think we will have another zoom-out, and then maybe another few after that. Eventually it will be the earth, then the solar system, the galaxy, the universe.

The castle-building is a metaphor for human existence in general, and the eventual zooming out will put both Humanity and Time in perspective -- maybe something going all the way back to the Big Bong Theory.

Side note: My hats are not evil. Not a one. And if there ever WAS an evil one, it was Borgias-2, and it was ... ahem, BURNED by mean horrible people.

And I TOLD you, I am no longer possessed, nor am I crazy, nor am I evil. so THBBBT!

Ermmmm .... except for the sandwich thing. That was unexpected.

Signed,buffygirl, She who Rises From The Flames Like A Phoenix To Continue With Her Pursuit of Hat Perfection.

Arch-Cardinal, if you're referring to my Faith FAQ, I only meant that you have been possessed by the Hat, not that you're still possessed (neither I'm saying you aren't)

EDIT: EDIT2: ninja'd... maybe... I don't really know since we both posted it at the same outsider time

Hey, posting a Newpix as an edit to a pre-DONG post is cheating

I-I... nobody had posted it and I didn't want to double-post so I thought... I'm sorry...

20 hail Megans and handing over your firstborn may get you forgiveness, you'll have too take it up with the Big Poop Helper.

O-okay, I-I'll do it....Wait a moment! I'm the chief of the Inquisition! Burn this dude! (if I remember correctly from a couple of hundreds of pages ago, writing "guy" is risky but "dude" is ok)