Bo Dallas Has A Motivational Message For Every Sad Miami And Argentina Fan In The World

This has been quite the sports weekend as LeBron made sad Miami fans sad by heading back to Cleveland and giving Heat fans an excuse to leave games in the second quarter. Then, on Sunday, Germany took home the World Cup, leaving Argentina very sad. These two fan bases have nothing to worry about, though. Because Bo Dallas is here to make it all better.

Spoiler alert: he wants everyone to Bo Lieve. Or…in Miami and LeBron’s case “Bro Leave.” SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

And …

Now only if we can get Bray Wyatt to talk about how LeBron followed the buzzards to Cleveland then we’ll really have a First Take episode I can really get behind.

I think it’s safe to say Bo is easily becoming one of the best WWE characters in a long times, similar to the rise in popularity of Bad News Barret. The thing that really makes him is how he knows how to interact with whoever he’s dealing with. It’s like he has a Third Eye that can read people’s mind and he knows exactly what to say and or do. That, along with his fairly natural charisma will take him places (not to mention he’s pretty good in ring too).

I think the issue with current faces they bring up is that they (WWE Creative for the most part) fuck it up for them or has nowhere for them to go. Look at Emma: I don’t watch NXT religiously mainly because I don’t have the network and to lazy to find it on Dailymotion, but from what I know of her a lot of people liked her and were psyched to see her on the main roster. When she got up first thing that happened was that JBL just shitted on her as much as possible on commentary. But even that didn’t take away the fact she was pretty damn good in ring and looked good too. Then since that burial method didn’t work, they gave her the Female Cobra… which did work (along with larceny but that’s another issue). It was a bad joke and it became increasingly hard to take her seriously, along with the string of losses.

Then you got cases like Adam Rose, who suffers from “10 Second Match” syndrome: He’s got a cool gimmick, he has a theme song catcher than the Fandango’ing, and he’s got an “exotic” (oh I slay me) look. But he isn’t allowed to do more than “Don’t be a lemon, be a Rosebud!” then do a few punches followed by a Party Foul and mosh pit. Rusev and Lana too were dealing with that not to long ago (I’d say it at the Battle Royal where he and Roman ended).