On Strictly, I promised the audience I’d get a specific tattoo if me and @keviclifton got to Blackpool.1. I always keep my promises2. I added a sun for Bring Me Sunshine3. It’s full of joy and a reminder of what I can achieve if I dance outside my comfort zone. I love it! pic.twitter.com/dHw4Tz174k

100 Years is a movie starring John Malkovich, made in 2015 and due to be released in 2115. The film is locked away in a safe with a timed release mechanism and invitations to the screening have been carved in stone, to be handed down to descendants of the invitees.

So M&S now sell a 2kg Colin and 1: lol that they think it'll serve 40, I will eat the whole thing2: lol that they've ignored the importance of a comma…BUT2a: if they're suggesting using a 2kg cake to tell your mate to break up with their other half then TEN POINTS, M&S 🐛 pic.twitter.com/RG2ySauhmo

dear @Twitter … along with an edit tool, would love a “3 second” rule on likes… scrolling can produce unintended likes (w/o ambien). and if they didn’t stick right away, would have a chance to unlike. ♥️ me