Hoyle Slice 2 Pack Skinny Playing Cards

WTH? Poker just got all anorexic with these skinny playing cards. These are the playing cards that you get when your wife is leaving you and taking half of your stuff. Sure, take the playing cards! You’re only getting half!

While this isn’t as strange as most of the stuff we feature, these skinny cards are pretty weird. How am I supposed to hold these and look cool? I guess they are good for kids with tiny hands. Mommy, I got a full house AND a poopy diaper.