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Time to strike back!

Everyone loves the Rebellion because they have R2 and a green Jedi puppet and a Wookiee. But you know what? The Empire is pretty awesome, too. It’s got torture droids, lots of cash, competitive 401k plans, and . . . cookies!

Time to strike back!

The Imperial crest. It stands as a beacon of hope to all who see it. It represents unity across the galaxy and firm-but-fair rule of a benevolent Emperor. Wear this shirt proudly, as you show your allegiance to the one true government of the galaxy. Ignore the rumors of a Rebellion - that's just a bunch of silly nerf-herder gobbledygook!