Sorry if this is kind of an invasive question, but may I ask where you work, Walter? Are you a police dispatcher?

That picture cracks me up because it is so true. I remember when a burglar broke into my house a few years back with a gun. I called 911 and then I called my Mommy (who works at the courthouse). The sheriff's department (and sheriff) showed up at the house with my Mom in less than 15 minutes (quite a feat considering I live out in the middle of nowhere), but the police responding to my original 911 call did not show up until an hour or so after everyone left.