Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Chris Bell Off Team for Good!

In yet another of the series of incidents involving players whose names are becoming notorious for such shenanigans, Nittany Lion (or should I say ex-Nittany Lion) wide receiver Chris Bell pulled a knife on another student in Pollock Commons and is now in the Centre County jail.

Bell, if you care to remember, has been involved in lots of other shady incidents. At the time of the incident he had been suspended from the team because of that and because of his poor grades.

This Turkey feels that based on this and other incidents, Bell should be voted Most Likely to Follow in Lavon Chisley’s Footsteps.

No great loss, though. He couldn’t catch, anyway.

The Athletic Department has as yet made no comments on this latest nonsensical incident.

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