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My MOM went to a local Hip Hop show, and they had a cypher (or cipher) afterwards, and she got on the mic and spit 32 bars straight!! Her friend recorded it on her camera, and I found it, so my friends and I decided to upload it. Here's what she's saying (she cussed, lol):... more »

My MOM went to a local Hip Hop show, and they had a cypher (or cipher) afterwards, and she got on the mic and spit 32 bars straight!! Her friend recorded it on her camera, and I found it, so my friends and I decided to upload it.
Here's what she's saying (she cussed, lol):
You can catch me on Twitter Cause I'm always on-line
I got a lot of shit to say, I tie it up with verbal twine
I say what I mean and I mean what I tweet
But I like to keep it funky so I say it on beat.
Not tryin' to get a deal, not tryin' to get a show
I just say what I say, because I know what I know
Not your girl next door, I ain't that average chick
But I can cook and I can clean, and I can suck a mean... toothpick.
But I think you're gonna need one, too,
Cause you bit off a whole lot more than you'll be able to chew
I see you standin' there lookin' like "who the fuck is she?"
So sit back, let me tell you little more about me.
Got a dog named Sammy, and I got three kids
Stay on my grind cause Nobody Beats The Biz
It feels good every month to pay my bills on time,
But for fun sometimes I like to bust out into a rhyme.
It's not a crime... to wanna keep things fresh
To show these punk mutha fuckas that I'm still so def
But I'm not Helen Keller; I see and hear everything
If I was Anita, I'd put that on my wedding ring.
Wanna-be wankstas wanna test my skill,
But I'm like Cube on the mic, it's strictly kill at will
So jump up if you really wanna test your fate,
I'll call up the Grim Reaper, tell him save the date.
And you can stand there starin, mouths open, eyes blinkin,
You ain't gotta speak up because I know what you're thinkin,
"This bitch can't rap, she ain't got a penis"
But don't get it twisted, I'm a lyrical genius.
E-Ru times 1 is like an MC squared
You were laughin at first, but now you're shakin and scared
Thinkin to yourself, "Now what am I s'posed to do?"
Got-damn, do I really gotta go on after you?
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