Holy shit you're a retard.
Have you ever had a customer get down and use a particle counter or swab and look under a microscope?......no, k good no one cares.
Suns customer saw what he did and thinks he's the shit.
You and your comments are so far beyond internet hero status that you're in a...

I don't do any of those.
If it's a large complex job I'll set up a time to take a look.
If it's straight forward carpet cleaning our prices are spot on.
Ask the right questions, get to the point, and close the job.