All that said, writing this post makes me feel a smidgen of guilt that is promptly destroyed by an overwhelming sense of glee. (Ugh, don’t even get me started on those Glee episodes she was in.) So today, in honor of the embarrassing Mortdecai, we present Gwyneth Paltrow’s most embarrassing looks ever. Gwyneth, if you weren’t so damn pretentious I might not have to do this.

1. Bambi Awards 2011

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Gwyneth is possibly more obsessed with sparkley dresses than teenage Taylor Swift, but this green monster is the worst by far.