Well, if I could change my plot I'd be in a lot less danger. It's bad enough I have to keep the demons out of trouble all the time, but being pursued by Kalila's pissed off ex-boyfriend and his henchmen really complicates it. It's a wonder I have time to book any gigs at all.

You want to know what's wrong with the plot of my author's book? It's that I'm not the main character or the star of the band.

You want to know what's even worse? She's a nice blood type B and eats a clean, organic diet. Very tasty. But I can't seem to get near enough for a snack. She says it has something to do with her being the author. I don't believe her.

Ohayo gozaimasu! What I dislike about my plot? I almost do not know where to start.

The whole being married thing. Personally, I always thought you were supposed to love your spouse, or at least know them before being married to them.

Also - death. I am too young to be dead. And now that I am dead I am stuck with my spouse? Please. It could not be that hard to have left me living. I am sure I was in for some sort of tragedy of I did not get away from that place. My author could have quite easily written about that and spared me from death.

Finally I do not know what my dear author thinks she is doing. She continues to allow my spouse to believe that I can become pregnant. They really are both idiots.

Aidan-san, it is not personal at all. It just shows the stupidity of some people. I am a man. Unfortunately I was cursed with extremely feminine looks. So either my spouse is an idiot and cannot comprehend the basics of human reproduction, or he has found something to keep him busy for the next hundreds of years. I personally believe the first option.

Candy-san, I would not trust your author either. Even if she is nice at the moment. That can always change. I know one of my author's characters who was killed on a whim, just because she annoyed the author. She was later resurrected, however, when my author remembered that the story was told through the eyes of this character.

There would be less running for my life from soldiers...we're always running from the soldiers and I'm sick of it.More cigarette breaks, less running, and a nice vacation at a resort sometime. And I'd remove that whole two months I had to spend in prison.

Hi Kaelin. Thanks, but at the moment I'm up in Victoria, all alone and feeling terrible about my aunt committing suicide off the boat.My author's not as trustworthy as I thought and has left me here at the Empress hotel for several days now. I'm going stir crazy! I will return to S.F. after finishing this trip my Aunt's started me on - I hope...Who knows?

I killed all the rabbits the old man gave me. I liked them a lot. But I couldn't let my followers think I'd gone soft. could I? If I had an author surely he wouldn't have let me do such an awful thing. He'd a found another way out. I feel terrible.

Well, Aidan, if ya wanna stay warlord of guys as tough as these you gotta keep proving yourself. You gotta be tougher and meaner than any of em. There's always someone wanting to take over. Someone wanting to point out a weakness. Not being able to talk can be a disadvantage at times but it also makes me a bit weird maybe.I'm tougher and meaner than anyone but I kinda liked those rabbits.

Ginger, Nobody knows she's gone. I guess that's why she told me in her note not to say anything, just drive off the boat and keep going. So I did. I phoned Mike and told him and, though he sounded sad, somehow I got the feeling he'd known it was going to happen. He just told me to do what the note said and phone him if I needed help, but everything's been arranged, just follow the itinerary. This is all just awful!