spigot: CATCH THE CYBERWAVE WITH THESE OTHER HYPERTEXT LINKS............
spigot: DUH.DONGS.COM
spigot: SURFING!!!!!!!! NET
spigot: STORYTELLERS.ORG
spigot: HTTP://PEPSI ONE CONTEST
pants: IS THERE IS NO PLACE ELSE WE CAN GO TO HLUAHULG DO THIS THING
pants: BECOMING GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE COUNTY PARK WORKER WHO UNLOCKS THE BATHROOM AT 6AM
pants: HOW CAN YOU LOSE