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5. He puts his cans NEXT to the recycling bin, but never IN the recycling bin.

6. Puts the toilet roll on the holder the wrong way round. Every f**king time. And also leaves the empty loo rolls for me to put in the bin.

Angry woman on Mazey Day (Image: Greg Martin)

7. He makes noise all the time. I mean constantly. He hums, sings, makes 'ooooft' noises with his breath, chats to the cats and the dog, aggravates the DC [dear children] by constantly talking at them; it's like being shot by firing squad. There's not a minute of the day he's not making sounds. It's because he's terrified of silence.

My absolute favourite thing in the world is to sit quietly staring at him with hate fire in my eyes till he realises what he's doing. I silently think up ways to maim and disembowel him. I fear that this revelation might not be "little" though, because now that I've written it down I have to admit it makes me a bit stabby.

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17. Leaving things to soak overnight... Like a butter knife, guess who has to put their hand in a bowl of cold water to empty the sink the next morning?

18. My DH puts rubbish in the sink instead of the bin. Tea bags, yoghurt pots and lids but the worst is cling film. There's something gross about soggy cling film that makes my skin crawl. I'm sure I do many annoying things too though!

Do you turn into Gordon Ramsay when your partner enters the kitchen?

19. Farting with abandon completely shamelessly.

20. Turns lights that I have deliberately turned on off again. He likes ‘ambient’ lighting (which is basically darkness) - which is fine when relaxing/watching TV but not whilst I’m in the middle of cooking or similar.

21. Blows his nose really loudly.

22. For some reason, when in his boxers, he pulls them midway down his bum!

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26. And he can’t hang wet washing or damp towels properly! He will literally take a screwed up piece of clothing and peg it on the line as it is and screws up in a ball instead of hanging it properly.

Sneezing loudly also riles many (Image: Getty Images)

27. Trumps in my airspace. For example, I'm sat down on the sofa, he'll walk past and trump. Not in my face but in the general area of the air I'm trying to breath. And he eats eight to ten portions of fruit a day.

28. Talks to me whilst yawning so I have no idea what he is saying.

Speaks to me from a different room so again I have no idea what he is saying.

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30. Leaves mugs and the like balanced over the edge of the worktop... I'm on my second tea cup set.

31. He smells his fingers. F**k knows why but he does it ALL the time even after I have mentioned it he just denies it and says "no I don't". Even when he's literally just done it I'll say "you've just smelled your finger again", "no I never".

Examples of this are; in a clothes shop, will touch fabric then smell finger. Takes off socks, smells finger. Picks up tv remote, smells finger.