I believe that the universe itself is conscious in a way we can never truly understand. It is engaged in a search for meaning, so it breaks itself apart, investing its own consciousness in every form of life. We are the universe, trying to understand itself.

What I’m doing with my life

Accumulating tokens and cornering various markets. But this is just on the outside. On the inside I am different (as I suspect all insides are).

In my spare time I enjoy tugging my beard and pondering the thingness of things. Sometimes I will write manifestos on the implications of thinginess, and consider turning those implications into an avant-garde reality tv show. I sometimes get drunk and demand money from the homeless to make my dream a reality. I'm tired of everyone shooting down my dreams!

Needless to say, my insides have other hobbies.

I’m really good at

Surrealist zoology, capoeira*, word play, super smash bros 64, juggling a soccer ball, being best friends with other peoples' cats, catching absurdities, wrestling them to the ground, acquiring their secrets. Oh! I am also adept at not talking about myself. Also really good at handstands, ice cream, and watching adventure time.

I guess I get a lot of compliments about how many teeth I have. I'm not proud of it.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

No time for any of this. I wake up in the morning and eat a breakfast of contracts, followed by paperwork* and invoices for lunch, and bic pens and pleated slacks** for dinner. Thank God for "coffee" to support my fast-paced modern lifestyle!***

you are a practicing radical,you know how to talk good,this section of your profile isn't full of negativity

OR

if you want to help me with my reality tv show, starting with its title. the theme of the first episode will be "what constitutes 'thinginess?" in other words, "what makes a thing different from a non-thing, or no-thing?" furthermore, how can things perform verbs? This is important!