Kristopher Young

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When I was four, I wanted to be an aborigine in the outback. At five, I was confident I'd be a professional gambler (my gramps taught me draw poker). At six, my goal was to become a bank robber. By the time I was eight, I'd accomplished all three. So now I just sit idly on the porch reliving the glory days of my youth, sipping lemonade and yelling incoherently at passerby.