due to his girth, the potions that he thought made him invisible couldn't spread to his whole body, so pieces of him still showed. (and the most embarrassing part that appearing to be simply floating about was his...

burger king, because mcdonald's fries are nasty now, and besides that, everyone knows that you have to start a journey with french fries. after he finished eating, he finally decided to take his leave to...

...with quick thinking, Shadowstrike reached around and with an upwards jerk, gave him the Heimlich Maneuver. The arab coughed once and a piece of chicken bone flew from his mouth. The scraggly bearded fellow turned to Shadowstrike and thanked him tearfully for the saving of his life and swore an oath that he would never leave the elf's side until he had had a chance to repay him. Shadowstrike...