The perfect card for your lovely Dad this Father's Day or for his Birthday!This card is 145mm x 145mm and is printed in the UK in black digital on a white shimmer card 300gsm and is finished with a matching white shimmer envelope.

Inside is blank for your own messagePosted in a cardboard envelopeFREE UK DELIVERY Posted 1st class

This card is blank inside but you can add a printed message if you wish. If you request a custom card, personalised to you and your loved one then please message me for this!

You can choose to have your card delivered to yourself or sent direct to the recipient (please double check the address is correct at the checkout)

*Please remember to leave details in the note to seller box at the checkout with the message you would like inside the card if it is to be shipped direct to the recipient.*Please ensure you use a correct email address just in case we need to get in touch with you.

More funny sayings for your Dad or generally rude and cheeky cards are available in my shop!

DELIVERY:Dispatched within 2 working daysDelivery in the UK – Please allow 1 – 2 working days as all cards are sent via 1st class post to ensure they reach you as quickly as possibleDelivery outside the UK - Please allow 7-14 working days

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

1-2 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options

Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

Custom or personalized orders

Perishable products (like food or flowers)

Digital downloads

Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.