8. I didn't get them, either... until I was about 30 and had a remarkably sensual GF who was about 45.

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When I asked her what she saw in The Stones that was all-so-spectacular, she
shivered deliciously and said somewhat breathily AND breathlessly... "They're so
NAUGHTY!!!!!"
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It ALL fell into place in that instant.
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