A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an As... [ More ]]]>TeAl*888Reply #29https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823362
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823362Tue, 26 Oct 2010 23:53:08 GMTCoin TossIt has been in their backyard barking for hours and hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, I've had enough of this .

She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?

The blonde says, I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!

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Blonde Password...

During a re... [ More ]]]>Coin TossReply #28https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823346
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823346Tue, 26 Oct 2010 23:47:49 GMTCoin TossA rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the lead police officer said, Father Murphy, were you gambling?

Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do. To the police officer, he then said, No, officer; I was not gambling.

The officer then asked the minister, Pastor Johnson, were you gambling? Again, after an appeal to heaven, the minister replied, No... [ More ]]]>Coin TossReply #27https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823335
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823335Tue, 26 Oct 2010 23:35:40 GMTCoin Toss_____________________________________________

An Ideal Marriage

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

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Finally after 25 years on a deserted island Joe was being rescued. As he climbed onto the boat, the curious crew noticed three small grass huts.]]>Coin TossReply #26https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823332
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823332Tue, 26 Oct 2010 23:34:17 GMTjoker17One day, at a casino buffet, a man suddenly called out, My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help! A man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern at all, wrapped his hands around the boy's gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened. Thank you! Thank you! the father cried. Are y... [ More ]]]>joker17Reply #25https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823265
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1823265Tue, 26 Oct 2010 22:17:41 GMTCoin TossAn office exec was interviewing a blonde for an

assistant position, and wanted to find out a little

about her personality.

If you could have a conversation with anyone,

alive or dead, who would it be?

I'd have to say the living one.

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Romantic Evening

After a long night of making love, the young guy

rolled over, and was

looking around when he noticed a framed picture of

another man on a desk

in t... [ More ]]]>Coin TossReply #24https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1822808
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1822808Tue, 26 Oct 2010 14:06:57 GMTCoin TossQ. What's the difference between a canoe and a Canuck?

He personally drove to the Lottery headquarters to get his chuck and norr-is he going to tell anyone about it.]]>joker17Reply #21https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1820592
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1820592Sun, 24 Oct 2010 00:28:26 GMTmarciemarcieReply #20https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1820489
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1820489Sat, 23 Oct 2010 22:57:05 GMTDaveylA man lives his entire life as an atheist. He never attends a church service, never observes religious holidays, and never mentions God. After he retires, he goes on an African safari. While out in the bush, he realizes he is separated from his group. As he's poking around the jungle growth, he is suddenly confronted by a savage tribe of headhunters. They menace him with their spears, and chant as they dance around him. Finally, the man gets religious.]]>DaveylReply #19https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1818694
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1818694Fri, 22 Oct 2010 07:24:27 GMTLuminusLuminusReply #18https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1817292
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1817292Thu, 21 Oct 2010 01:58:22 GMTTeAl*888Since there seems to be a serious shortage of Lotto Jokes, why don't we just post any favorite Jokes..

Here are some Chuck Norris ones:

Chuck Norris can win a game of poker with a green four from uno, a kuriboh, a lotto scratch-off ticket, a monopoly get out of jail free card and your electric bill.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allo... [ More ]]]>TeAl*888Reply #17https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814938
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814938Tue, 19 Oct 2010 04:32:28 GMTjoker17The lottery agent has a lot of balls for not stopping the killing spree.]]>joker17Reply #16https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814930
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814930Tue, 19 Oct 2010 04:19:42 GMTjoker17I bet he'll get over it the next day.]]>joker17Reply #15https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814922
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814922Tue, 19 Oct 2010 04:12:12 GMTsavagegoosebut one i made up is

they all tell me that you are more likely to be killed driving to the lotto agent, than winning the jackpot.

I know is the smart reply thats why i send the wife/husband.]]>savagegooseReply #14https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814801
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814801Tue, 19 Oct 2010 02:11:18 GMTFitzroy North- Pack your bags honey, I just won the $10 million lottery!

Wife:

- Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?

The husband replies:

- Who cares, just pack and get lost]]>Fitzroy NorthReply #13https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814800
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1814800Tue, 19 Oct 2010 02:08:59 GMTFitzroy North- Where did you get that ring? her husband asks.

- Well, she replies, my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.

A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.

- Where did you get that coat? her husband asks.

She replies:

- My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.

The man replied, No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.

The Redneck said, Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it.

Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.... [ More ]]]>TeAl*888Reply #3https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1813351
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1813351Sun, 17 Oct 2010 17:34:14 GMTTeAl*888A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window,

I want to open a da%$ checking account. To which the astonished woman replies,

I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?

Listen up, da%$ it. I said I want to open a da%$ checking account right now!

I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank.

So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell]]>TeAl*888Reply #2https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1813333
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1813333Sun, 17 Oct 2010 17:18:04 GMTTeAl*888When he went to the toilet, they went through his wallet and found his lotto ticker and wrote down the numbers then they called over the waitress to set up a little prank.

She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the night's Lotto numbers, then proceeded to read them out loud before setting the numbers on t... [ More ]]]>TeAl*888Reply #1https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1813323
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100/1813323Sun, 17 Oct 2010 17:13:14 GMTTeAl*888The winner gets 3 Dollars a year for a Million years.]]>TeAl*888Lotto Jokes anyone?https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100
https://www.lotterypost.com/thread/222100Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:49:22 GMTTeAl*888He was so desperate that he decided to pray forhelp. Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well,please let me win the lotto .

Lotto night arrived and somebody else won the prize.

Joe again looked up and prayed... Oh Lord, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and I'm]]>TeAl*888