When is the last time you threw up?

Maybe a month ago? I could not get to sleep for some reason the night before, and my body knew I was going to have a tough time staying awake at work. So I suddenly got sick after an hour and threw up. Went home and was freezing cold (actually had a fever and everything), but passed out for 7 hours. I woke up feeling refreshed and wonderful. It was weird.

First playing The Unfinished Swan back in July. I had a beer and some whiskey on an empty stomach-- which normally isn't great but hardly puke-worthy-- but god. damn. that plus flailing about this game's opening level just made me so disoriented that I had to make a beeline for the bathroom.

1999 - Ate a chili dog and drank a root beer float while walking home. Was stricken with the sudden need to use the bathroom, so ran the rest of the way home. Got there and promptly threw up on the steps.

January, I think. I went down to have a few drinks with some friends at the university residence, drank the same amount of vodka that I usually do, and got ridiculously sick. It wasn't on an empty stomach either, so I still have no clue what happened.

About 3 weeks ago. It was actually really bad. I was constantly throwing up and retching. It was the worst I've ever felt in my life. It was due to a terrible lack of sleep I think. Apparently lack of sleep can cause nausea and vomiting.

It has probably been about 10 years or so, maybe a tad less, or tad more. I think it may have been a stomach flu or something near Christmas one year. It's been long enough that I'm a little afraid anytime I feel like I may vomit, and think it's gonna be rough as hell when I do, due to the time it's been.

a few days ago. drank too much on an empty stomach, blacked out, i guess i ate some pizza then threw up sometime and found it in the morning. i always throw up when i get drunk and eat, semi or severely. :(

About a month ago I went and saw one of my favorite DJ's at a local club. I chased a number of questionable stimulants with whiskey and had a great time. The club closed at around 2 AM, at which point a friend called me and invited me to an after-hours nightclub in the city. They didn't serve booze after 11 but stayed open 'till 6 AM, which pretty much encouraged hard drug use when you think about it. By the time the club closed and the sun started coming up I was more dehydrated than I had ever been before. My stomach felt like it was eating itself from the inside out, I was sweating bullets, and my heart felt like it was about to beat out of my chest. So I chugged a powerade which proved to be a terrible idea. The entire thing came rushing back up my throat and splattered all over some random Boston street corner. Apparently when you're that dehydrated you need to sip your drink rather than chug it so your body can get used to having a consistent source of nourishment again. I can be a fucking idiot sometimes, I tell you h'what.

I was bar sweeping drinks recently and drank quite an excessive amount (for free!) and yeah, vomited hard on the way home, pissed myself in my sleep and then vomited again when I woke up. Definitely a high point.

Yesterday, funnily enough. Went way too hard at the gym and paid the price.

Before that was New Years...Day, I guess, about 430am. We had been playing Cards Against Humanity where the winner of each round would nominate someone to have a shot. After about 12 hours of steady drinking that was finally enough to push me over the edge. Great time though.

I was at a new years party when I was 16 and drank a ton of different stuff(smart!)After puking a while I fell asleep on the bathroom floor and woke up with the hangover from hell the day after. I vowed to never drink againThat was 18 years ago and I haven't been drunk since.

Earlier this year, either late March or early April. I imagine it was the aftermath of PAX East. I figured after the first week of not getting sick I somehow avoided the PAX Plague, but it came about a week and a half after I got back from Boston, and it came with a vengeance.

Before that, I imagine it had to be a little over ten years ago. I'm pretty sure I was still in middle school at the time.

I had to force myself to throw up on the beach in Malaysia, about a month ago, by sticking my fingers down my throat. I felt really ill before and a lot better afterwards. Wouldn't recommend it though.

I think two years ago I got a bad...downright evil... bag of pre-cooked India rice/vegetables. I though it was just weird species, but it was rancid in the bag. I had it coming from both ends for 8 sweaty hours.

I probably should have gone to the emergency room. I think the only thing that saved me was that fact that I worked in a pathology laboratory for six years - meaning my body had built-up a prior defense against common food illness bacteria. That defense is low now because I have not worked in a lab in 13 years, but the best way to not get sick is to eat shit that will get you a little sick - that old pizza - that bread with a little mold - that last bit of milk that 'might' be off.