Forget the paparazzi ambushes: If you want to know what celebrities are really like, just take a look at the images they post (and sometimes shoot) themselves on Instagram. This list ranks twelve stars' Instagram accounts, from the mild to the wild, from to meh to amazing. See how they score on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy.

Who:Taylor Swift.What you'll see: Much as you'd expect, there are pictures of candy, Starbucks cups, flowers and her cat. Sweet, but not terribly exciting.Celebrity Guest Appearance:Dianna AgronRank on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy: 1.

Who:Tyra BanksWhat you'll see: A shitload of pictures of Tyra Banks. And weird images from her Smize app.Celebrity Guest Appearance: Pshaw, no one upstages TyTy!Rank on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy: 3

Who:Lady GagaWhat you'll see: A lot of close-up shots of Gags with different hair and makeup; the occasional tattoo. Not quite as fun as you'd expect, but at least she actually took most of them.Celebrity Guest Appearance: Hot hot boyfriend Taylor Kinney.Rank on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy: 4

Who:Justin BieberWhat you'll see: Unintentionally funny shit: Justin Bieber on a horse. Justin Bieber on an ATV. Justin Bieber with a monkey. Tattoos.Celebrity Guest Appearances: The ghost of Tupac.Rank on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy: 5

Who:Her Majesty Queen BeyoncéWhat you'll see: Well-chosen carefully posed images that hardly show you anything about what her life is really like.Celebrity Guest Appearances: Not really, just one shot of Jay-Z poached from a photo agency and one where B. is with Kelly and Michelle. Most of the photos are not taken by B. Still, it's fucking BEYONCÉ.Rank on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy: 8.5

Who:Rick RossWhat you'll see: In addition to what you'd expect — sneakers and gold jewelry — Ricky Rozay also has pictures of a Versace dining set and the lady selling him chicken wings. High and low! Drinking vodka, eating fast food, buying Hermes sandals… there's a lot of variety here. PLUS, what you will see next is basically the most awesome image ever…

How can you not like Rick Ross's Instagram?Rank on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy: 9.5

Who:RihannaWhat you'll see: 33% Christian life lessons, 33% bluntsmoking, 33% psuedo-nudity, with fashion shoots and tattoos thrown in, RiRi's account is a manic grab-bag. You never know what you're gonna get! Exciting.Celebrity Guest Appearances: Every now and then you see part of He Who Shall Not Be Named (rhymes with Miss Frown).Rank on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy: 10

Who:Tom HardyWhat you'll see: Tom Hardy just joined Instagram, and it's not clear that he actually knows how it works, but Tom Hardy's Instagram is amazing, because it is ALL PICTURES OF TOM HARDY. His captions are ridiculously simple: "hi guys" and "you're beautiful girl :)" and "Hi ladies! Like my cute dog" and it's almost like Tom Hardy is taunting us, but who cares? PICTURES OF TOM HARDY.Rank on a scale of 1 to Tom Hardy: TOM HARDY!