A syndrome that a male is born with. The major defect that someone has when they have this syndrome, is the fact that he lives his entire life with a very, very tiny penis. This syndrome also make the body reject any such male enhancements such as viagra, extenze, ect... Males that have this syndrome should always leave their mid sections covered very well. If they participate in any such sport that requires wearing a spandex type suit, it is highly recommended that he wears a cup. Men with this syndrome often going their entire life with out sex. But the slim chance that they do have sex, it's out of sheer pity for him. Also, you should not work for a job where there is a community shower...like the fire department.

I don't want to sleep with that guy, he's got Seavey Syndrome.

The guy in that shower has Seavey Syndrome, it's like it was shortened or trimmed for some reason.