Star Wars Pick Up Lines Funny, Dirty And Clean

It’s time to take out your light-saber and start learning some star wars pick up lines. Don’t worry if you can’t write your own star wars lines, because we’re here to help you. Those epic pick up lines will definitely work on any star wars fans whether he’s a guy or a girl.

Star Wars Pick Up Lines For Guys And Girls

“Is that a light-saber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“You should return to my place so I can touch your naboobies.”

“I’d hit that harder than the side of a tree on endor.”

“Yoda one that i always want.”

“It would appear that you have your blaster set to stun cause you’re stunning!”

“I’m not from Alderaan but rather you just exploded my world.”

“I’m the droid you’ve been looking for.”

“I’m tatooine’ing you in my heart.”

“Nice buns princess, on your head, that is.”

“It is safe to say that you are Han Solo? Cause I wanna stick my light-saber in you.”

“Hey Padmae, I manufactured a droid, wanna see?”

“Damn girl you R2 fine, if your lucky I might give you the D2.”

“You could make a Jedi crave excitement and adventure.”

“Why don’t we make a beeline for my room, peel back my Star Wars sheets, and find what a genuine Jedi can do with his light-saber?”

“You are in my very soul, tormenting me.”

“Marry me if I’m wrong, but Han shot last didn’t he?”

“Did anyone ever tell you your hair looks like a tie-fighter?”

“Put your hans on me so I don’t go solo.”

“I have skittles in my mouth. You wanna taste the rainbow?”

“Your ass is a bounty and I’m Boba Fett.”

“Hey babay, I would use the Force on you so hard.”

“R4 is red. R2 is blue. If i was the force then i’d be with you.”

“She so hot even a storm trooper would hit that.”

“Hey girl, Do you watch star wars?”

“Are u yoda? Because yoda delicious.”

“I’m going to put my torpedo in your exhaust port and make your death star blast.”

“I don’t like sand, it’s coarse, rough, and irritating. Also, it gets all over the place! Not like you.” – Anakin Skywalker

“The force awakened me to THAT ASS.”

“I can see you’re a Jedi in the streets, but a Sith between the sheets.”

“Try not to look now yet I think you simply made ‘My Force Awakens’.”

“You like star wars? Let’s go back to my house and violate the jedi code.”

“Hey girl wanna see this light-saber.”

“I’ll be the Leia to your Han Solo.”

“I farm moisture for a living.”

“You’re more hotter than the flames on Mustafar.”

“Lets play Star Wars. I’ll call your dick Alderaan, and blow the hell out of it.”

“If I tweet you Star Warspick uplines, will you follow me?”

“Can I ewok you to class?”

“Don’t believe anyone who tells you a Jedi craves not these things.”

“My Chinese friends call me Kai Ren, but you can call me Kai Lo Ren.”

“Girl, are you the droid I’ve been looking for, cause you R2 good looking”

“I’ll get you off in less than 12 parsecs.”

“This Han doesn’t wanna fly Solo tonight.”

“I’m on a diplomatic mission…to totally make out with you.”

“Get in there you big furry oaf. I don’t care what you smell.”

Use the above Star Warspick uplines on right timecause they are super corny and girls will laugh in your face.