What are your next gear upgrades?
-Hoping for epic drops at Christmas. Currently wearing a lot of cloth.

How do you keep up to date on your class and talent builds? Please give examples of any sources of information you use.
-Inherently talented. Can burp and fart at the same time. Natural resistance to sleep effects

About you as a potential guild member

A fellow raid member is continually making mistakes on a difficult encounter, contributing to many wipes all night long. He/she did this last week also. How would you expect raidlead to deal with this issue?
- I would scream until they did what I wanted them to do

Someone in guild chat/raid chat has written something that offends you, what do you do?
- The cat sings 'meow meow'

A fellow guildy is in guild chat trying to get a group for an instance/quest and your class/role is needed but no-one else is available. You are very tired, and are trying to relax but they are now whispering you, asking you to come and help even though you don't really want to. How do you deal with this?
- poop

I eagerly await your decision.

There aren't enough 'o's in 'smooth' to describe how smoooooooooooooooth I am.