"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

I'm such an old fart. Trying to use the kid's tablet, I ain't got a clue. Don't even know how to swipe something. I'm doing things with my fingers that I've seen people do on TV ad's for tablets. My daughter could hardly breathe she was laughing so hard.

Read through a list of odd facts about celebrities, I don't even know who 80% of these people are. Names sound vaguely familiar, but I don't know who's an actor and who's a singer.

Ah well, such is life.

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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

I'm such an old fart. Trying to use the kid's tablet, I ain't got a clue. Don't even know how to swipe something.

Just wait until their backs are turned, take it and hide it somewhere until they leave the house. If they ask where it went, say you haven't seen it. It's not hard.

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH