Uhh, I am the topic of conversation, this a celebration,
Let's toast to the fact that I moved out my momma basement,
To a condo downtown because it's all about location,
I sit and drink wine and watch californication of life,
You shoulda been here to kick it with me,
We coulda split this whole thing up 50/50,
But now I'm at the 40-/40 getting b-tches tipsy,
Killing sh-t the ever so talented Mr Ripley,
How I go from being the man that you argue with,
To me and Dwayne Carter putting out the hardest sh-t,
I should wanna go back to the one I started with,
But I'm addicted to this life it's gonna be hard to quit,
Yeah, just ask me how things are coming along,
You can tell me that you never heard none of my songs,
Long as you end up saying one day you plan to listen,
Cause what's a star when it's most important fan is missing?