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Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

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Written By:DoRitoson07/29/10 at 8:29 pm

Who killed the Dead Sea?

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Written By:DoRitoson07/29/10 at 8:29 pm

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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Written By:Howardon07/30/10 at 6:59 am

When night falls who picks it up?

the morning sun?

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Written By:DoRitoson07/30/10 at 8:15 am

What did they go back to before they invented drawing boards?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/02/10 at 3:36 am

What if someone died in the living room?

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Written By:Howardon08/02/10 at 6:19 am

What if someone died in the living room?

I will call 911.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/02/10 at 2:02 pm

I will call 911.

Good idea, just keep the number handy for 911, just in case... ::)

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Written By:DoRitoson08/03/10 at 6:18 pm

Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/04/10 at 4:27 am

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

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Written By:Howardon08/04/10 at 6:28 am

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

The white turns to water or slush and it discipates as soon as the warm sun melts it away.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/04/10 at 7:32 am

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

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Written By:Howardon08/04/10 at 6:49 pm

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

By looking at the sun.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/04/10 at 6:53 pm

By looking at the sun.

Sooooo, how many were blinded by the foolish act of looking at the sun? ::)

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Written By:Howardon08/04/10 at 7:06 pm

Sooooo, how many were blinded by the foolish act of looking at the sun? ::)

I don't know. ???

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Written By:DoRitoson08/04/10 at 7:11 pm

Why do irons have a setting for "permanent" press?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/05/10 at 5:58 pm

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

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Written By:Howardon08/05/10 at 6:45 pm

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

There is no fruit.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/05/10 at 7:07 pm

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

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Written By:Howardon08/05/10 at 7:10 pm

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

maybe he has a phobia?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/05/10 at 7:30 pm

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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Written By:Howardon08/06/10 at 7:03 am

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

You're trying to hear what the person has to say? ???

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Written By:DoRitoson08/06/10 at 4:07 pm

What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/06/10 at 4:10 pm

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

In some scenes from the Superman films, it has been noticed that Superman has fillins in his teeth.

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Written By:wildcardon08/06/10 at 11:37 pm

What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?

there was a commercial I saw, I don't remember what it was for nor could I find it on youtube when I looked a while ago of a demon throwing a snowball at the devil.

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Written By:Howardon08/07/10 at 5:36 am

What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?

anti-freeze? ???

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/07/10 at 5:55 am

What if hell really did freeze over? What would we be using instead?

Purgatory?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/07/10 at 9:18 am

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/07/10 at 9:27 am

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

"Gesundheit"

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Written By:Howardon08/07/10 at 3:02 pm

What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes?

God doesn't sneeze.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/07/10 at 3:06 pm

God doesn't sneeze.

Oh, yeah? Where do you think hurricanes and tornadoes come from? ??? They say that it's an Act of God.

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Written By:Howardon08/07/10 at 3:36 pm

Oh, yeah? Where do you think hurricanes and tornadoes come from? ??? They say that it's an Act of God.

Mother Nature.

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/07/10 at 3:37 pm

Oh, yeah? Where do you think hurricanes and tornadoes come from? ??? They say that it's an Act of God.

Thunder and Lightning?

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Written By:Howardon08/07/10 at 3:37 pm

Thunder and Lightning?

also Mother Nature.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/07/10 at 3:49 pm

also Mother Nature.

Who ever heard of "an act of Mother Nature"? ;D

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/07/10 at 3:51 pm

Oh, yeah? Where do you think hurricanes and tornadoes come from? ??? They say that it's an Act of God.

Act of God is a legal term for events outside of human control, such as sudden floods or other natural disasters, for which no one can be held responsible.

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/07/10 at 3:52 pm

Who ever heard of "an act of Mother Nature"? ;D

Mother Nature does have a balancing act!

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Written By:DoRitoson08/07/10 at 3:54 pm

Mother Nature does have a balancing act!

Does she take it on the road, or is she with the circus? ???

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Written By:DoRitoson08/07/10 at 4:04 pm

What if all of a sudden gravity went down for maintenance? :o

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/07/10 at 4:12 pm

What if all of a sudden gravity went down for maintenance? :o

Like an elevator that is out of order?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/07/10 at 4:20 pm

Like an elevator that is out of order?

I don't think that you appreciate the gravity of the situation. ::)

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/07/10 at 4:29 pm

I don't think that you appreciate the gravity of the situation. ::)

you have that sinking feeling?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/08/10 at 1:33 am

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/08/10 at 1:34 am

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

We have several televisions here so we do have a set.

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Written By:Howardon08/08/10 at 6:58 am

Who ever heard of "an act of Mother Nature"? ;D

Hey she knows the weather forecast.

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Written By:Howardon08/08/10 at 6:58 am

Does she take it on the road, or is she with the circus? ???

No she's in the sky.

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Written By:Howardon08/08/10 at 6:59 am

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

it also comes with remote control and wires to hook up in the back of it.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/08/10 at 9:49 am

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it and how do they know if a dog would like it better? You could ask the dog but I doubt that you'd get an answer.

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Written By:CatwomanofVon08/08/10 at 11:45 am

When something says, "Now better tasting", does that mean that it used to taste awful?

Cat

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Written By:DoRitoson08/08/10 at 12:02 pm

When something says, "Now better tasting", does that mean that it used to taste awful?

Cat

That is a distinct possibility. ::)

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Written By:Howardon08/08/10 at 7:01 pm

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tastes it and how do they know if a dog would like it better? You could ask the dog but I doubt that you'd get an answer.

the taste testers.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/10/10 at 7:59 am

When cheese gets its picture taken, what is it told to say?

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Written By:Howardon08/10/10 at 3:15 pm

When cheese gets its picture taken, what is it told to say?

Swiss?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/11/10 at 4:29 am

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?

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Written By:Frankon08/11/10 at 8:28 am

Why do they call them chop sticks, when they dont chop but pick things up

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Written By:CatwomanofVon08/11/10 at 11:23 am

Why do they call them chop sticks, when they dont chop but pick things up

Because the name "pick up sticks" was already taken. :D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

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Written By:DoRitoson08/11/10 at 12:51 pm

Why do they call them chop sticks, when they dont chop but pick things up

The correct term for chop sticks in Japanese is "hashi". When I eat out Japanese style I always ask for hashi and they always bring them. That is if they are not already on the table.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/12/10 at 7:09 am

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

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Written By:Howardon08/12/10 at 7:10 am

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

other sheep?

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Written By:Frankon08/12/10 at 9:10 am

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

they count u (ewe) :D

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Written By:DoRitoson08/12/10 at 5:22 pm

they count u (ewe) :D

Ok - they count "you" 1... then what??? ::) :D

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Written By:DoRitoson08/12/10 at 5:26 pm

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

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Written By:CatwomanofVon08/12/10 at 5:30 pm

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

Boo hoo?

Cat

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Written By:Howardon08/12/10 at 6:45 pm

What's the sound a name makes when it's dropped?

Whoosh? ;D

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Written By:DoRitoson08/13/10 at 9:15 am

What is the diameter of a square?

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Written By:CatwomanofVon08/13/10 at 11:14 am

What is the diameter of a square?

I'm not too sure how big my mother is these days.

Cat

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Written By:nallyon08/13/10 at 11:18 am

What is the diameter of a square?

Do you measure it from one corner to its opposite corner (if so, that would be the diagonal, which is sqrt(2), or 1.414213562... times the length of one of its sides), or do you measure it from the midpoint of one side to that of its opposite side (in which case it would be the exact length of one side)? The answer would, then, be anywhere between s and s*sqrt(2).

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Written By:DoRitoson08/13/10 at 12:58 pm

Do you measure it from one corner to its opposite corner (if so, that would be the diagonal, which is sqrt(2), or 1.414213562... times the length of one of its sides), or do you measure it from the midpoint of one side to that of its opposite side (in which case it would be the exact length of one side)? The answer would, then, be anywhere between s and s*sqrt(2).

Nally - somehow I knew that you would weigh in on this one. 8) Apparently a square does have a diameter. I never gave it much thought. You are the math whiz - you tell the rest of us. +1 Karma for being so predictible and for enlightening us. ;) Thanks for responding.

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Written By:Howardon08/13/10 at 2:43 pm

I'm not too sure how big my mother is these days.

Cat

;D

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Written By:DoRitoson08/13/10 at 3:02 pm

I'm not too sure how big my mother is these days.

Cat

Cat, does your mother in law frequent this site? If so I hope she has a good sense of humor. :D ;D Yeah and Leo keeps getting larger. I know. ::)

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/13/10 at 4:31 pm

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Electric androids?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/14/10 at 5:19 am

What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice?

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Written By:Howardon08/14/10 at 6:49 am

What is a refried bean? Why do they have to fry it twice?

to cook it on both sides?

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Written By:Dagwoodon08/14/10 at 8:48 am

Yeah and Leo keeps getting larger. I know. ::)

;D ;D ;D

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Written By:CatwomanofVon08/14/10 at 10:45 am

Cat, does your mother in law frequent this site? If so I hope she has a good sense of humor. :D ;D Yeah and Leo keeps getting larger. I know. ::)

I said mother-not mother-in-law. I never met my mother-in-law. :\'( :\'( :\'( I heard she was a wonderful person.

Cat

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Written By:DoRitoson08/14/10 at 11:57 am

I said mother-not mother-in-law. I never met my mother-in-law. :\'( :\'( :\'( I heard she was a wonderful person.

Cat

:( Cat sorry, my bad again. I guess between the ADHD and too many irons in the fire my error rate is on the rise. Please accept my apology. But I did find your comment on the diameter of a square fairly amusing. I gave you +1 Karma for my gaffe and for you keeping my posts accurate by gently telling me of my goofs. ;) I have never met my father-in-law either. :(

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Written By:CatwomanofVon08/14/10 at 1:14 pm

:( Cat sorry, my bad again. I guess between the ADHD and too many irons in the fire my error rate is on the rise. Please accept my apology. But I did find your comment on the diameter of a square fairly amusing. I gave you +1 Karma for my gaffe and for you keeping my posts accurate by gently telling me of my goofs. ;) I have never met my father-in-law either. :(

I would give you karma, too but there is something about waiting 24 hours or something like that. ;)

Cat

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Written By:DoRitoson08/14/10 at 2:46 pm

Why is it that I go to all kinds of garage sales and no one will sell me their garage? The same thing happens with yard sales. ::)

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/14/10 at 4:35 pm

Why is it that I go to all kinds of garage sales and no one will sell me their garage? The same thing happens with yard sales. ::)

It is the same over here with Car Boot Sales, no one wants to sell me their car boot.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/14/10 at 6:22 pm

It is the same over here with Car Boot Sales, no one wants to sell me their car boot.

Interesting, I've never heard the term, is it "Car boot sale"? Do you know how it originated? I am curious. A boot is something that is sometimes put on a car when it is parked illegally. It locks one of the front wheels so the car can't be moved as it waits to be towed off.

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Written By:nallyon08/14/10 at 11:25 pm

Why is it that I go to all kinds of garage sales and no one will sell me their garage? The same thing happens with yard sales. ::)

I know; I see that all the time! I personally refer to such sales as "junk sales" or "rummage sales" because the items sold are various and sundry things...

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Written By:DoRitoson08/14/10 at 11:34 pm

What hair color or information do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Scarce? ::)

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Written By:nallyon08/14/10 at 11:37 pm

What hair color or information do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Scarce? ::)

Hmmm, good question. ??? :-\\ I often wonder about that sometimes.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/14/10 at 11:45 pm

Hmmm, good question. ??? :-\\ I often wonder about that sometimes.

I think they'd put down scarce. That's what I'd do. ::)

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Written By:nallyon08/14/10 at 11:46 pm

I think they'd put down scarce. That's what I'd do. ::)

Scarce? That's probably the best choice

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Written By:DoRitoson08/14/10 at 11:53 pm

Scarce? That's probably the best choice

Yes, like in "not a lot of". ::)

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Written By:Howardon08/15/10 at 6:57 am

Why is it that I go to all kinds of garage sales and no one will sell me their garage? The same thing happens with yard sales. ::)

everything is being sold "outside" the garage.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/15/10 at 7:19 am

everything is being sold "outside" the garage.

Then for the sake of true advertisment and accuracy they should be called "Outside the garage sale" and all things like lawn ornaments and vehicles should be removed. ::) ;D

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Written By:Howardon08/15/10 at 7:21 am

Then for the sake of true advertisment and accuracy they should be called "Outside the garage sale" and all things like lawn ornaments and vehicles should be removed. ::) ;D

Ah,that doesn't sound right.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/15/10 at 7:58 am

Ah,that doesn't sound right.

Well, it certainly explains it.

Leg plus pull = ???

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Written By:DoRitoson08/15/10 at 8:18 am

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/15/10 at 8:44 am

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

You fail to attain a certificate.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/15/10 at 9:12 am

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/15/10 at 9:16 am

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

Does the sheet have to cover your whole body?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/15/10 at 9:22 am

Does the sheet have to cover your whole body?

Yeah - Usually at the morgue. ::)

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Written By:CatwomanofVon08/15/10 at 10:36 am

What hair color or information do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Scarce? ::)

None of the above. ;) :D ;D ;D

Cat

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Written By:DoRitoson08/15/10 at 11:48 am

None of the above. ;) :D ;D ;D

Cat

Maybe they have a check box for ziltch. ::) ;)

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/15/10 at 11:50 am

What hair color or information do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? Scarce? ::)

Sun tanned ?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/15/10 at 4:23 pm

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

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Written By:Howardon08/15/10 at 6:54 pm

What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass?

you don't survive.

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Written By:Howardon08/15/10 at 6:55 pm

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

A ghost.(with pokeholes)

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Written By:Howardon08/15/10 at 6:56 pm

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

It depends.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/16/10 at 4:02 am

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

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Written By:Howardon08/16/10 at 6:49 am

What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

another watermelon? ???

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Written By:DoRitoson08/16/10 at 7:23 am

When does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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Written By:wildcardon08/16/10 at 7:47 pm

you expect me to want it expected?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/16/10 at 7:53 pm

you expect me to want it expected?

Yes - expect it. ::)

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Written By:DoRitoson08/17/10 at 4:45 am

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

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Written By:Howardon08/17/10 at 5:26 am

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

call The WWF? ???

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Written By:DoRitoson08/17/10 at 12:44 pm

What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?

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Written By:nallyon08/17/10 at 12:47 pm

Then for the sake of true advertisment and accuracy they should be called "Outside the garage sale" and all things like lawn ornaments and vehicles should be removed. ::) ;D

Precisely.

One time I saw a cartoon on tv that featured a garage sale, and the main characters took it literally and asked how much the garage was. They didn't leave until the garage actually got sold to them! :D (It was from Animaniacs, and the name of the episode was 'Garage Sale of the Century', I think. I haven't been able to find it on Youtube.)

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Written By:nallyon08/17/10 at 12:57 pm

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

My first inclination would be to guest "ghost", since it covers your body and conforms to the shape of it. A notable example was illustrated in the movie E.T., when the kids put a sheet over the title character to sneak him out of the house.

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Written By:nallyon08/17/10 at 1:25 pm

What makes cheese so confidential that we actually need cheese shredders?

So that it can be grated?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/17/10 at 4:47 pm

Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

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Written By:wildcardon08/17/10 at 9:44 pm

why are they called wisdom teeth, I mean shouldn't they be able to grow in right if they were smart?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/18/10 at 4:13 am

why are they called wisdom teeth, I mean shouldn't they be able to grow in right if they were smart?

:) There is much wisdom in this quip. 8)

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Written By:Howardon08/18/10 at 5:28 am

Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

to Grandma's house?

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Written By:DoRitoson08/18/10 at 6:21 am

to Grandma's house?

The devil you say? ???

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Written By:wildcardon08/18/10 at 10:15 am

the devil is going to Georgia

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Written By:DoRitoson08/18/10 at 10:47 am

the devil is going to Georgia

Has he a hand basket with him? ???

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Written By:wildcardon08/18/10 at 2:00 pm

looks like it and a fork too

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Written By:nallyon08/18/10 at 2:01 pm

why are they called wisdom teeth, I mean shouldn't they be able to grow in right if they were smart?

Good question.

I had mine removed 10 years ago because they weren't growing in right and there was no way to correct them.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/18/10 at 4:20 pm

What do chickens think we taste like? ???

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/18/10 at 4:26 pm

The devil you say? ???

The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/18/10 at 4:27 pm

What do chickens think we taste like? ???

never had a man eating chicken eat me before. :D

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/18/10 at 4:31 pm

never had a man eating chicken eat me before. :D

Yeah, but the lesser of two evils is still evil. Don't make any deals with the devil. Let him go on his merry way with his little hand basket. ;)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/18/10 at 4:32 pm

Yeah, but the lesser of two evils is still evil. Don't make any deals with the devil. Let him go on his merry way with his little hand basket. ;)

I never make any deals with The Devil.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/18/10 at 6:52 pm

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/19/10 at 1:07 am

What do chickens think we taste like? ???

I once heard in an old BBC Radio archive recording from the 1950's with a cannibal from a Pacific island, in which when ask by the interviewer what does human meat taste like, the reply was it is the taste of chicken.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/19/10 at 4:10 am

I once heard in an old BBC Radio archive recording from the 1950's with a cannibal from a Pacific island, in which when ask by the interviewer what does human meat taste like, the reply was it is the taste of chicken.

I'll bet he thought that clowns tasted funny, though and when he only wanted to have a quiet meal he chose mime. ::) ;D

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/19/10 at 4:33 am

What if your birthplace were so far back in the sticks, do you think you'd have to be born by proxy?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/19/10 at 6:54 am

What if your birthplace were so far back in the sticks, do you think you'd have to be born by proxy?

Wha? I don't get it? ???

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/19/10 at 6:56 am

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

It doesn't say.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/19/10 at 8:03 am

Wha? I don't get it? ???

That's because you are a city slicker. ;)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/19/10 at 2:41 pm

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

From wiki:

According to the Oxford English Dictionary the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person. The riddle may depend on the assumption that, whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall might not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be. The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known. Similar riddles have been recorded by folklorists in other languages, such as "Boule Boule" in French, or "Lille Trille" in Swedish and Norwegian; though none is as widely known as Humpty Dumpty is in English.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/19/10 at 5:47 pm

From wiki:

According to the Oxford English Dictionary the term "humpty dumpty" referred to a drink of brandy boiled with ale in the seventeenth century. The riddle probably exploited, for misdirection, the fact that "humpty dumpty" was also eighteenth-century reduplicative slang for a short and clumsy person. The riddle may depend on the assumption that, whereas a clumsy person falling off a wall might not be irreparably damaged, an egg would be. The rhyme is no longer posed as a riddle, since the answer is now so well known. Similar riddles have been recorded by folklorists in other languages, such as "Boule Boule" in French, or "Lille Trille" in Swedish and Norwegian; though none is as widely known as Humpty Dumpty is in English.

Very interesting Phillip - thanks for sharing. ;) I learned something new thanks to you, sir.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/19/10 at 5:54 pm

When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/19/10 at 6:44 pm

When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it?

It's called "flab". ;D

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/20/10 at 1:51 am

Very interesting Phillip - thanks for sharing. ;) I learned something new thanks to you, sir.

There is more on that same webpage.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/20/10 at 1:51 am

When people lose weight, does anybody ever find it?

I usually find it around two weeks later after losing it.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/20/10 at 4:12 am

I usually find it around two weeks later after losing it.

;D ;D

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/20/10 at 4:27 am

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

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Written By:Howardon08/20/10 at 7:03 am

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

I don't know go ask a young lady that. ::)

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Written By:wildcardon08/20/10 at 10:29 am

It gets sweaty and then melts like the witch in The Wizard of Oz. So I don't buy bras that only last 18 hours any more.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/20/10 at 10:45 am

It gets sweaty and then melts like the witch in The Wizard of Oz. So I don't buy bras that only last 18 hours any more.

BRAvo - good answer. Did ya get that Howard? I give you Karma no sweat. ;)

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Written By:nallyon08/20/10 at 11:40 am

I don't know go ask a young lady that. ::)

Would it no longer be usable?

It gets sweaty and then melts like the witch in The Wizard of Oz. So I don't buy bras that only last 18 hours any more.

BRAvo - good answer. Did ya get that Howard? I give you Karma no sweat. ;)

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Written By:Howardon08/20/10 at 3:25 pm

BRAvo - good answer. Did ya get that Howard? I give you Karma no sweat. ;)

Thank you,you're the breast best. :D

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Written By:Howardon08/20/10 at 3:26 pm

Would it no longer be usable?

Do I look like a girl with breasts? ::)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/20/10 at 6:35 pm

Do I look like a girl with breasts? ::)

Now let's see... ??? How can I put this delicately? ::) :D ;D

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Written By:DoRitoson08/20/10 at 7:53 pm

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/20/10 at 11:35 pm

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Bread!

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/21/10 at 5:21 am

Now let's see... ??? How can I put this delicately? ::) :D ;D

you can't put it anymore delicately. ::)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/21/10 at 5:21 am

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

sliced cheese?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/21/10 at 6:12 am

you can't put it anymore delicately. ::)

Hey, what can I say, you walked right into it. :) I gave to Karma for using you up like this.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/21/10 at 7:04 am

When you get a blood test is it necessary to study for it first?

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/21/10 at 7:06 am

sliced cheese?What was cheese before it was sliced?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/21/10 at 11:22 am

What would happen if you hired two private investigators to investigate each other?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/21/10 at 2:53 pm

Hey, what can I say, you walked right into it. :) I gave to Karma for using you up like this.

Thanks karma backatcha. :)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/21/10 at 2:54 pm

When you get a blood test is it necessary to study for it first?

Would it be multiple choice?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/21/10 at 2:54 pm

What was cheese before it was sliced?

cheese.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/21/10 at 4:07 pm

cheese.

So, you're just an old cheese cutter from way back when? ::)

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Written By:DoRitoson08/21/10 at 4:52 pm

What would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror on Friday the 13TH?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Frankon08/21/10 at 11:08 pm

What would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror on Friday the 13TH?

It would win the lottery.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:wildcardon08/21/10 at 11:11 pm

a Stevie Wonder song would play backwards?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/22/10 at 3:33 am

a Stevie Wonder song would play backwards?Why?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/22/10 at 6:59 am

What if lightening didn’t zigzag, would it go faster?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/22/10 at 7:02 am

What if lightening didn’t zigzag, would it go faster?

Good point!

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/22/10 at 7:03 am

So, you're just an old cheese cutter from way back when? ::)

Are you calling me an old cheese? >:(

;)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/22/10 at 7:04 am

What would happen if a black cat walked under a ladder and broke a mirror on Friday the 13TH?

nothing.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/22/10 at 9:17 am

What if someone became addicted to therapy; if so, how would you treat them?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/22/10 at 9:19 am

What if someone became addicted to therapy; if so, how would you treat them?

The someone would be happy with any form of therapy, for any form will do.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/22/10 at 9:23 am

Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/22/10 at 9:28 am

Where do homeless people have 95% of their accidents?

Out on the streets?

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Written By:CatwomanofVon08/22/10 at 1:17 pm

When you get a blood test is it necessary to study for it first?

Last week I took a cholesterol test that I studied VERY hard for. I just got the results but haven't really looked at them.

Cat

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Written By:DoRitoson08/22/10 at 1:26 pm

Last week I took a cholesterol test that I studied VERY hard for. I just got the results but haven't really looked at them.

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Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/24/10 at 5:19 pm

Rheumatoid Arthritis

This is so. One of my sons can tell me when it is going to rain and he is very seldom wrong. Rain can be a rare event where I live. We are just bouncing back from a really bad drought. All time record heat last summer, plus negative precipitation.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/24/10 at 6:07 pm

What do you call a male ladybug?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/24/10 at 6:49 pm

What do you call a male ladybug?

man bug?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/24/10 at 6:50 pm

Why do they call it "virgin" olive oil? has it not had any sex yet? ???

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/24/10 at 6:54 pm

Why do they call it "virgin" olive oil? has it not had any sex yet? ???

Everyone knows that Popeye would never violate Olive Oil's virtue unless they were married. ::) ;D

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Written By:Howardon08/24/10 at 6:58 pm

Everyone knows that Popeye would never violate Olive Oil's virtue unless they were married. ::) ;D

I wouldn't have sex with Olive Oyl.

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Written By:DoRitoson08/24/10 at 7:04 pm

I wouldn't have sex with Olive Oyl.

You got that right. If you did Popeye would eat his spinach and hit you so hard you'd starve to death rolling. :D ;D

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/24/10 at 7:25 pm

You got that right. If you did Popeye would eat his spinach and hit you so hard you'd starve to death rolling. :D ;D

better not touch his woman.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/25/10 at 4:38 am

Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes’ butts in football, but not in any other situation? ::)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/25/10 at 6:44 am

Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes’ butts in football, but not in any other situation? ::)

have you ever seen a gay football player?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/25/10 at 1:04 pm

This is so. One of my sons can tell me when it is going to rain and he is very seldom wrong. Rain can be a rare event where I live. We are just bouncing back from a really bad drought. All time record heat last summer, plus negative precipitation.

...just come and live in the UK!

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Written By:Philip Enoon08/25/10 at 1:09 pm

What do you call a male ladybug?

Mr Lady Bird!

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/25/10 at 1:10 pm

Everyone knows that Popeye would never violate Olive Oil's virtue unless they were married. ::) ;D

That was not feature in the Popeye cartoons I have seen.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/27/10 at 5:58 am

That was not feature in the Popeye cartoons I have seen.

It is hypothetical in nature, friend. What else could it be? Popeye and Olive Oyl are animated characters after all. ;)

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Written By:DoRitoson08/27/10 at 6:01 am

Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/27/10 at 6:50 am

It is hypothetical in nature, friend. What else could it be? Popeye and Olive Oyl are animated characters after all. ;)

They are not married.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/27/10 at 6:51 am

Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?

There are no germs that cause good breath,It is only bad breath such as smoking,coffee and other smelly stuff that does it.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/27/10 at 3:10 pm

Who killed the Dead Sea?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/27/10 at 3:10 pm

Who killed the Dead Sea?

The salt that is found in it?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/27/10 at 3:13 pm

The salt that is found in it?

I've heard that too much salt can kill you.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/27/10 at 3:14 pm

Who killed the Dead Sea?

plant life?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/27/10 at 3:15 pm

I've heard that too much salt can kill you.

So can water.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/27/10 at 3:16 pm

So can water.

It can?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/27/10 at 3:17 pm

Who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop? Who put the lam in the lama lama ding dong?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/27/10 at 3:19 pm

Who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop? Who put the lam in the lama lama ding dong?

Was it the guy who wrote the song?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/27/10 at 3:19 pm

Who put the bop in the bop sha bop sha bop? Who put the lam in the lama lama ding dong?

beats the hell out of me. ???

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/27/10 at 3:26 pm

Was it the guy who wrote the song?

They never reveal that in the song. Alas, we may never really know. :(

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/27/10 at 3:28 pm

They never reveal that in the song. Alas, we may never really know. :(

...co-written by Gerry Goffin

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:nallyon08/27/10 at 4:37 pm

So can water.

It can?

Sure, if you drown in it :\'(

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Frankon08/27/10 at 4:45 pm

Who killed the Dead Sea?

A guy named Erwin... :D

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/28/10 at 12:28 am

What exactly are imitation rhinestones?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/28/10 at 12:30 am

What exactly are imitation rhinestones?

Ones that are brought at a low cost at Pathmark? ;D

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/28/10 at 12:36 am

Ones that are brought at a low cost at Pathmark? ;D

So, our Howard hocks chintzy rhinestones? ;)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/28/10 at 7:13 am

Ones that are brought at a low cost at Pathmark? ;D

but for how much?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/28/10 at 7:14 am

So, our Howard hocks chintzy rhinestones? ;)

No. ::)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/28/10 at 7:14 am

but for how much?Buy one get one free?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/28/10 at 7:16 am

Buy one get one free?

I guess. ???

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/28/10 at 7:44 am

I guess. ???

Could you please be a bit more vague? ???

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/28/10 at 7:55 am

Could you please be a bit more vague? ???

Buy one rhinestone get the second one free.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/28/10 at 8:48 am

When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/28/10 at 9:06 am

When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?

This can be explained, but not at the moment!

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/28/10 at 12:45 pm

When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?

They disappear.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/28/10 at 12:54 pm

They disappear.Into darkness.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/28/10 at 1:16 pm

Into darkness.

I believe so.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/28/10 at 1:17 pm

I believe so.when the men in colors become men in black!

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:nallyon08/28/10 at 2:32 pm

When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?

They fade until they can't be seen anymore?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/29/10 at 6:54 am

What do penguins wear for play clothes?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/29/10 at 7:35 am

What do penguins wear for play clothes?

Wetsuits.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/29/10 at 2:48 pm

What are male ballerinas called?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon08/29/10 at 2:50 pm

What are male ballerinas called?

Ballerina is Italian for female dancer. The male equivalent to this title is danseur (French)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/29/10 at 2:57 pm

Ballerina is Italian for female dancer. The male equivalent to this title is danseur (French)

I learned something new - thank you Phillip. ;)

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/29/10 at 6:06 pm

Ballerina is Italian for female dancer. The male equivalent to this title is danseur (French)

and they have to wear tutus.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:CatwomanofVon08/29/10 at 8:20 pm

What are male ballerinas called?

My step-son is a ballet dancer and he is called a ballet dancer. :D ;D ;D

I posted this before but it is a good excuse to post it again-but I'm not bragging. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1M1Q_8BLPo

Cat

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/30/10 at 4:14 am

My step-son is a ballet dancer and he is called a ballet dancer. :D ;D ;D

I posted this before but it is a good excuse to post it again-but I'm not bragging. ;)

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Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

but it could be loud too sometimes.With squirrels looking for their nuts?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon08/31/10 at 3:15 pm

With squirrels looking for their nuts?

that's quiet sometimes.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson08/31/10 at 4:58 pm

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:nallyon08/31/10 at 11:26 pm

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

someplace quiet?

An island in the middle of nowhere?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:wildcardon09/01/10 at 12:02 am

Kokomo

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon09/01/10 at 1:03 am

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

Stars!

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon09/01/10 at 1:04 am

An island in the middle of nowhere?An island without a forest on it?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson09/01/10 at 3:44 am

Kokomo

Now there's the best answer - it even says so in the song.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson09/01/10 at 4:15 am

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Howardon09/01/10 at 7:16 am

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

cotton balls are all the same shape,size and color.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:nallyon09/01/10 at 10:50 am

Now there's the best answer - it even says so in the song.

That's right...in the last verse: "Now if you wanna go to get away from it all, Go down to Kokomo."

However, the only geographical region with that name I can think of is a town in Indiana, which is an inland US state.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:wildcardon09/01/10 at 2:35 pm

I am the Answer Ann. I know nothing at all

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson09/03/10 at 1:12 pm

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon09/03/10 at 1:13 pm

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

If you have kept wittering on?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:DoRitoson09/03/10 at 2:37 pm

How many hours a year do we lose trying to get an actual live human being on the phone when we have a problem that the computer/answering system can’t resolve?

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:Philip Enoon09/03/10 at 2:38 pm

How many hours a year do we lose trying to get an actual live human being on the phone when we have a problem that the computer/answering system can’t resolve?

Several life spans.

Subject:Re: What, when, where, who and why?

Written By:CatwomanofVon09/03/10 at 2:39 pm

How many hours a year do we lose trying to get an actual live human being on the phone when we have a problem that the computer/answering system can’t resolve?

And the live human speaks English and knows WTF they are doing.

Cat

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Written By:Howardon09/03/10 at 2:40 pm

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

more talking.

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Written By:Howardon09/03/10 at 2:41 pm

How many hours a year do we lose trying to get an actual live human being on the phone when we have a problem that the computer/answering system can’t resolve?

several hours.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/03/10 at 2:41 pm

When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?

Discussions about overtime?

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Written By:Howardon09/03/10 at 2:44 pm

Discussions about overtime?

what about overtime?

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/03/10 at 2:46 pm

what about overtime?More overtime.

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Written By:Howardon09/03/10 at 2:49 pm

More overtime.

We need that in every workplace.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/03/10 at 2:56 pm

We need that in every workplace.In some work places overtime is not encouraged.

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Written By:Howardon09/03/10 at 2:57 pm

In some work places overtime is not encouraged.

If you want to do it.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/03/10 at 2:57 pm

If you want to do it.Yes, I do want to do it, but...

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Written By:Howardon09/03/10 at 3:42 pm

Yes, I do want to do it, but...

but what?

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Written By:DoRitoson09/03/10 at 4:11 pm

When a grocery store has a section for "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of the food items in that store are unnatural?

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/03/10 at 4:33 pm

but what?Overtime is not allowed!

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Written By:DoRitoson09/03/10 at 4:35 pm

Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?A: I used to be.Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Written By:nallyon09/03/10 at 7:08 pm

When a grocery store has a section for "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of the food items in that store are unnatural?

No. It probably means they are composed of other foods/ingredients. ???

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/04/10 at 1:50 am

When a grocery store has a section for "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of the food items in that store are unnatural?

To be paid for by natural money!

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Written By:Howardon09/04/10 at 7:20 am

When a grocery store has a section for "Natural Foods," does that mean that the rest of the food items in that store are unnatural?

could be in different aisles.

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Written By:wildcardon09/07/10 at 8:58 pm

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?

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Written By:ADH13on09/08/10 at 1:20 am

I still haven't figured out what that little pink and white symbol or image is, just to the right of "User Info" above the avatar at the top of the inthe00s page.

Anyone have any idea?

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Written By:Howardon09/08/10 at 6:56 am

I still haven't figured out what that little pink and white symbol or image is, just to the right of "User Info" above the avatar at the top of the inthe00s page.

Anyone have any idea?

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/babylon/images/english/userinfo.gif You mean this one? ???

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Written By:nallyon09/08/10 at 12:12 pm

I still haven't figured out what that little pink and white symbol or image is, just to the right of "User Info" above the avatar at the top of the inthe00s page.

Anyone have any idea?

http://www.inthe00s.com/Themes/babylon/images/english/userinfo.gif You mean this one? ???

Looks like a push pin to me.

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Written By:wildcardon09/08/10 at 6:41 pm

It looks like a round headed pin through something. Cant size it up, it gets blurry.

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Written By:Howardon09/08/10 at 6:44 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Written By:Howardon09/08/10 at 6:45 pm

Looks like a push pin to me.

I don't know what it is. ???

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Written By:wildcardon09/08/10 at 7:58 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Kenny Rodgers Roaster's

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Written By:Howardon09/09/10 at 7:12 am

To get away from Kenny Rodgers Roaster's

cause he was chicken. ;D

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Written By:CatwomanofVon09/09/10 at 11:21 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To hold up his pants.

Why do firefighters wear suspenders?

Cat

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Written By:wildcardon09/09/10 at 11:38 am

to not show panties or hide

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Written By:Howardon09/09/10 at 12:23 pm

What is the meaning of this?

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Written By:nallyon09/09/10 at 1:44 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He could've crossed it for any number of reasons!

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Written By:Howardon09/10/10 at 5:24 am

He could've crossed it for any number of reasons!

He was a cluck.

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Written By:wildcardon09/10/10 at 11:16 am

Well, while were still asking, no not mine http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1568.shtml

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Written By:nallyon09/10/10 at 11:20 am

Well, while were still asking, no not mine http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1568.shtml

I didn't realize that parody had been around for four years already, until I clicked on it. Funny stuff! :D

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Written By:wildcardon09/10/10 at 1:13 pm

Red Ants Parody. I did this one with the OS http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1985.shtml

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Written By:nallyon09/10/10 at 1:28 pm

Red Ants Parody. I did this one with the OS http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1985.shtml

Nice job for an OS that doesn't give you much to work with.

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Written By:Howardon09/10/10 at 2:58 pm

What is the difference between "shame" and "ashame"? ???

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/10/10 at 3:06 pm

What is the difference between "shame" and "ashame"? ???One word has an 'a' placed in front of it.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/10/10 at 3:07 pm

What is the difference between "shame" and "ashame"? ???

shamenoun, verb,shamed, sham·ing.

–noun1.the painful feeling arising from the consciousness of something dishonorable, improper, ridiculous, etc., done by oneself or another: She was overcome with shame.2.susceptibility to this feeling: to be without shame.3.disgrace; ignominy: His actions brought shame upon his parents.4.a fact or circumstance bringing disgrace or regret: The bankruptcy of the business was a shame. It was a shame you couldn't come with us.–verb (used with object)5.to cause to feel shame; make ashamed: His cowardice shamed him.6.to drive, force, etc., through shame: He shamed her into going.7.to cover with ignominy or reproach; disgrace.—Idioms8.for shame! you should feel ashamed!: What a thing to say to your mother! For shame!9.put to shame,a.to cause to suffer shame or disgrace.b.to outdo; surpass: She played so well she put all the other tennis players to shame.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/10/10 at 3:08 pm

What is the difference between "shame" and "ashame"? ???Ashame v. t. scamian to shame (where - is the same as Goth. us-, G. er-, and orig. meant out), gescamian, gesceamian, to shame.] To shame.

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Written By:Howardon09/10/10 at 3:26 pm

Ashame v. t. scamian to shame (where - is the same as Goth. us-, G. er-, and orig. meant out), gescamian, gesceamian, to shame.] To shame.

So they mean almost the same thing? ???

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/10/10 at 3:49 pm

So they mean almost the same thing? ???Can 'ashamed' have a different meaning?

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Written By:Howardon09/11/10 at 5:34 am

Can 'ashamed' have a different meaning?

I think it can.

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Written By:wildcardon09/12/10 at 10:23 am

Where have all my flowers gone?

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Written By:Howardon09/12/10 at 1:16 pm

Why does a funny bone tingle when you bang it? ???

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/12/10 at 1:18 pm

Why does a funny bone tingle when you bang it? ???your funny bone isn't actually a bone at all. Running down the inside part of your elbow is a nerve called the ulnar nerve. The ulnar nerve lets your brain know about feelings in your fourth and fifth fingers. It's also one of the nerves that controls some movement of your hand.

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Written By:Howardon09/12/10 at 1:19 pm

your funny bone isn't actually a bone at all. Running down the inside part of your elbow is a nerve called the ulnar nerve. The ulnar nerve lets your brain know about feelings in your fourth and fifth fingers. It's also one of the nerves that controls some movement of your hand.

I've had that and it hurts,not so funny at all.

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Written By:CatwomanofVon09/12/10 at 1:23 pm

Why does a funny bone tingle when you bang it? ???

http://www.yumyucky.com/wp-content/uploads/funnybones.jpg

Cat

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Written By:Howardon09/12/10 at 1:27 pm

http://www.yumyucky.com/wp-content/uploads/funnybones.jpg

Cat

those are delicious.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/12/10 at 1:27 pm

http://www.yumyucky.com/wp-content/uploads/funnybones.jpg

CatNot available over here!

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Written By:Howardon09/12/10 at 1:29 pm

Not available over here!

Are they still available?

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/12/10 at 1:30 pm

Are they still available? Don't ask me!

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Written By:Howardon09/12/10 at 1:33 pm

To Buy Funny Bones 10 pack $3.79

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/12/10 at 1:34 pm

To Buy Funny Bones 10 pack $3.79 What is the taste of them?

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Written By:CatwomanofVon09/12/10 at 1:46 pm

Not available over here!

They will ship to you.

http://www.drakescakesonline.com/

Cat

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/12/10 at 1:48 pm

They will ship to you.

http://www.drakescakesonline.com/

CatIn time for Christmas?

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Written By:Howardon09/12/10 at 1:53 pm

What is the taste of them?

sort of like a twinkie but with a chocolate center.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/12/10 at 1:53 pm

sort of like a twinkie but with a chocolate center.What is a twinkie?

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Written By:Howardon09/12/10 at 1:55 pm

What is a twinkie?

http://open.salon.com/files/twinkie_070918_ms11256649089.jpg

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Written By:CatwomanofVon09/12/10 at 1:56 pm

Funny Bones have peanut butter in the middle.

Cat

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/12/10 at 1:56 pm

http://open.salon.com/files/twinkie_070918_ms11256649089.jpg...and the taste of them?

Like a swiss roll?

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/12/10 at 1:56 pm

Funny Bones have peanut butter in the middle.

CatLike a swiss roll with peanut butter?

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Written By:nallyon09/12/10 at 4:54 pm

sort of like a twinkie but with a chocolate center.

Interestingly enough, I have never seen them here in the US.

Funny Bones have peanut butter in the middle.

Cat

Then I do not care to try any.

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Written By:wildcardon09/12/10 at 5:21 pm

I've never heard of those funny bone things. Never eaten a twinkie.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/13/10 at 1:38 am

Interestingly enough, I have never seen them here in the US.Must be a New York thing?

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Written By:Howardon09/13/10 at 6:51 am

Must be a New York thing?

New York is known for eating so much chocolate.

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Written By:Howardon09/13/10 at 6:52 am

...and the taste of them?

Like a swiss roll?

like a sponge.

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Written By:Howardon09/13/10 at 6:53 am

Why does one get a spasm when awaking from sleep?

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/14/10 at 1:49 pm

Why does one get a spasm when awaking from sleep?It is the muscles getting ready for movement after waking up.

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Written By:Howardon09/14/10 at 4:44 pm

Why do your knuckles crack after awaken from sleep?

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/15/10 at 1:36 am

Why do your knuckles crack after awaken from sleep?My knuckles crack all the time.

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/15/10 at 1:37 am

Why do your knuckles crack after awaken from sleep?

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Written By:Howardon09/15/10 at 7:08 am

No I mean they pop when you've awken from a sleep.

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Written By:nallyon09/15/10 at 6:24 pm

Must be a New York thing?

I don't know, I've never been there.

New York is known for eating so much chocolate.

You would know since you live there.

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Written By:Howardon09/16/10 at 7:01 am

Why do you get a "jerk awake" feeling after you've awoken from a light nap? ???

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Written By:wildcardon09/16/10 at 12:26 pm

I don't get them. must be a jerk thing ;)

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Written By:Howardon09/16/10 at 7:06 pm

Why do they call it "jerk chicken"? ???

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Written By:wildcardon09/17/10 at 12:26 am

You're making it on the right season aren't you?

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Written By:Philip Enoon09/17/10 at 1:32 am

Why do they call it "jerk chicken"? ???The 'jerk' refers to both the spice rub and to the particular cooking technique.

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Written By:Howardon09/17/10 at 6:50 am

The 'jerk' refers to both the spice rub and to the particular cooking technique.

and they add spices and seasonings too.

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Written By:Howardon09/17/10 at 6:51 am

Where do police go when they're arrested?

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Written By:CatwomanofVon09/17/10 at 7:21 am

Where is DoRitos?

Cat

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Written By:Howardon09/17/10 at 3:22 pm

Where is DoRitos?

Cat

Where'd he go? ???

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Written By:nallyon09/17/10 at 3:23 pm

Where'd he go? ???

Well, his profile was last active a couple days ago, but his last two posts were made a week ago in the Song Parodies Contests section.