RockHard wrote:AERIALS??? HAHAHAHAHA! That old tired SKATEBOARD move is sooooo overplayed, over photographed, and over hyped that it makes you wonder if 11 year olds are controlling the surf industry. Tricks are for feckwits and half wits.

You know whats overplayed and overhyped........ arthritic over the hill surfers knocking the athletic ability of younger generations.

RockHard wrote:Early on, people incorporated surfing into their skateboarding, now it's the complete opposite and what you're left with is several generations of 'performance' (star wannabe) surfers who are actually missing the entire point as well as the essence of pure surfing pleasure.

What is "pure surfing"? Is it another vague concept used by psuedo cool types to gain some air of superiority, usually cause they have a complex about being shite? If your so confident in your beliefs then you should be happy to do your own thing, while letting "the sheep" bleet away.

So what is it we sheep should be doing? Cross step and you are an intellectually handicapped ruminant and if you pull airs you are an 11 year old skate boarding seppo feckwit. So would those in the know please define in easy to understand language just what it is we should be doing.

kookie-monster wrote:So what is it we sheep should be doing? Cross step and you are an intellectually handicapped ruminant and if you pull airs you are an 11 year old skate boarding seppo feckwit. So would those in the know please define in easy to understand language just what it is we should be doing.

Seem to remember you extolling the virtues of a certain longboarder at Juno(?) not long ago.You even went to the trouble of finding out the name of said surfer and kissed his ass publicly on this forum.Bet he was cross-stepping some of the time you had your dick in your hand.

shackattack2 wrote:What is "pure surfing"? Is it another vague concept used by psuedo cool types to gain some air of superiority, usually cause they have a complex about being shite? If your so confident in your beliefs then you should be happy to do your own thing, while letting "the sheep" bleet away.

This. If someone else wants to cross step, it is not ones place to criticise.

Criticising the move (as in this thread) is just a feeble attempt at social conditioning them to the opposite; and by refusing to cross-step based on it being a publicised move to sell defunct malibu boards is again, social conditioning (a negative response).

In the end the only wrong is the negative attitude of naysayers.

Kudos to the first person with a video of themselves goose-stepping their board!

The next time you see some geezer doing a sweet dainty little tippy toe cross step, like some fairy ballet boy, you'll notice how rediculous that bowel "move" actually looks and you'll have ROCKHARD to Thank for it!

Yes laddies, it seems as if I, RockHard, has finally gotten through to your empty seppo filled feck-heads. ALSO: I once saw Kayu aka: 'Kook-YOU' wearing mascara, lip gloss, and SNEAKERS while navigating one of those Roy-Built lumber vessels on a 2 foot day, and he actually tripped over one of the untied laces while attempting one of his typically lame cross step puke moves. Almost drowned in the crashing 2 foot waves but was helped back to shore by some blind, handicapped, leg-less kids from Brixton. But then again, it could have been 'Mal-nourished' that I saw, however Mal usually wears those polka dot high heels he borrowed from his lover Henryg.

If you exclude ChrisF, CROSS STEPPING IS THE WORST THING, WELL,....EVER!

Rock n Roll is dead !....we now have Rock n Roy... ....expect the nonsense meter to reach a new all-time high, as they battle each other for the ultimate online surf forum award !!!!..the '' I Can be a Bigger Dick-Head Than You"" trophy and the "How to Make Freinds and Influence People Online" award ! a duel to the death between pedantic "nerd" logic and unprovable claims versus rude wise cracks and below-the belt jokes about your mother.....sit back and enjoy , entertainment like this may only come once a month !..