Cris Cyborg Is Your New Hot Chick MMA Champion

We just finished watching the Carano-Cyborg fight and came away with the impression that Gina was way overmatched.

Frankly, we imagine Cyborg takes huge dumps and eats steak – raw.

There are going to be MMAer dorks saying “the ref jumped the gun on that one…..he should have let her get to the bell.” Well, that would be pretty hard for the ref to know since all he sees is Carano having her face turned into meatloaf.