Farrah Abraham's Tell-All Book May Completely Ruin Her 'Career'

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Farrah Abraham probably didn't write her first book, My Teenage Dream Ended. But regardless, it still became an international sensation and made the Teen Mom a New York Times best selling author. I know ... life is so unfair sometimes.

Um, I have a question. Don't we already know everything there is to know about this girl? I mean, I feel like I can write this damn book. She shares every thought on Twitter and constantly posts videos on Keek. It seems like she always has to be shocking us with something new. I still believe the only reason she went to rehab was because everyone was done talking about her sex tape. Farrah's not the smartest chick around but she knows how to keep herself in the spotlight.

But what shocking secret could she possibly release in this book? That she wasn't REALLY drunk when she got a DUI? That James Deen totally sold her out with the sex tape? Been there, heard all that.

It's time to step up your game, Farrah. We're getting tired of you already.