Hey kids, maybe its not the "best" idea in the world to post photos of the "illegal" firearms you own. But hey, know one ever accused you of being a "genius" either. No worries, I still love you. Delete these monkeys Chris.

I would immediately compliment him on the stylish sunglasses and ask him if the coat is GoreTex. Ask him if the waders you're wearing make your hips look too big. Hit him up for three dollars and ask him if he noticed a Starbuck's anywhere nearby because you really need a fix.
Laugh and ask him to point to where the hidden cameras are. Ask him if he gives autographs.
Basically, make any kind of conversation you can that will make him see you're not worth wasting any ammnunition on...

I have answers for most everything in life, both in this world and in others, but I am afraid you have stumped me here today. I mean, if dude won't listen, (and why should he?), then I can't think of too much. But I'm assuming several things. Let me go over these assumptions and please set me straight if I'm wrong:
1. You have somehow, hard to imagine how, pissed dude off.
2. Dude is not terribly bright.
3. You have nothing but your camera and your underwear.
4. Dude and dude's associate are probably two dudes from Spokane.
5. You were caught out fishing one of the fabled desert creeks of the Washington Desert.
I don't know, Macky. So many variables. How long do I have? I mean, how lond did dude give you to get through to me and this board for advice? What sort of time line here? Is there anything dude wants that you won't give dude? If there is, give it to dude.
Bob, the Oh, so many questions, so little time. rofessor

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First of all yes, I think he is one of the guys from Spokane.
Second, Whitey is a gay wad.
Third, Bob you have as much time as you need to come up with the best case scenario for getting out of a situation like this. These bastardos pop out of the woods wherever I go.
Third, you know what he wanted. Look where the gun is pointing.
Fourth, why would it be a "Bad idea" for him to have his finger on the trigger and the safety off? He is a Taliban dude from Spokane. He meant business!
Fifth, the sun glasses I am assuming he stole off of the last poor guy he ambushed. Look at him, all trying to fit in. Definately Taliban from Spokane.