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dufus08

This is something i recomend especially when your playing contacts sport.A spandex are basically tights you wear underneath your shorts when playing ruthless sports like rugby and aussie rules because if you wear boxers your balls might hang off the side and that could creep people out.

Mate1:"Dude i think you should get some spandex im kinda getting sick of looking at that thing."

Mate2: "Oh Ya Reckon!? Yeh man i think your right. i was getting tired of people looking down my balls all the time."

A word that basically defines the smell of an asshole or a similar 'aroma' on a persons finger or skin that just never seems to go away,no matter how much soap you try use.

::Fred: hey doctor can u figure out whats wrong?
::Doctor: Hard to tell at this stage, i might have to shove my finger in there to clearly, but i have to warn you, your either going to find this very disturbing or very pleasurable. Dont worry im a doctor, i know what im doing.
::Fred: ha! umm........k doc.
::Doctor: Okay here goes....oh no!!
::Fred: Problem? Doc?
::Doctor: Nothing, i just hate hate having that clinganal smell on my finger, i constantly have to restrict poking my nose...
::Fred: oh,i know wat you mean doc, give it a couple of days it will rubb off.