Sex At The Olympics

If you thought that Olympic gold medalist Hope Solo was exaggerating when she described the Olympic Village like a Hedonism resort, suggesting “there’s a lot of sex going on,” there’s reason to believe her now.

The Olympic Committee has handed out a record 150,000 condoms to the athletes taking part in Sexfest 2012, the London Games, which is 50% more than the 100,000 that were supplied in Beijing in 2008.

That boils down to an ambitious 15 condoms per athlete for the 17-day event. No wonder the Olympic motto is “Faster, Higher, Stronger.” Seems like there will be a couple of different types of “heats” going on, if you know what we mean. Thank you, thank you — we’ll be here all night, folks.

You’d think that most athletes would want to focus on what they’ve trained so hard for over the last four years, but don’t kid yourself. What else do you think happens when 10,000 of the world’s sexiest, fittest, most athletic human beings go to sleepaway camp? And, plus, with everyone coming from so many different countries and cultures, there’s really only one common language.