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Hah. I work at K-mart, so naturally I have a few things to say..
“12. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone “Code 3 in Housewares” and see what happens.”
When you hear, for example, “Sarah Davidson to the Fitting Rooms, Code 3”, it’s just a fancy shmancy way of saying that that’s the third time they’ve had to announce the announcement.
“7. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.”
At our K-Mart, the only security camera that actually has a camera in it, is the one at the front of the store.
That’s right.
All those black, semi-transparent snowglobe looking things you see in all the departments = duds.
Cheap bastards.
“1. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while, and then yell loudly “There’s no toilet paper in here!””
There’s the most disturbing piss stench in the fitting rooms, so I wouldn’t be surprised if someone actually did “answer nature’s call”.
Boy, does my job suck some fat ass.