Here Are The 5 Scrotum Poles The MBTA Are Looking For In Connection With The Vicious 5 on 1 Beating In Quincy

Yesterday we asked for the assistance of turtle riders to help identify the 5 scrotum poles who kicked the shit out of one guy at the North Quincy MBTA stop, fracturing his face after the Bruins game last week.

You people went and did what you always do – delivered the goods. Let’s meet these chuds.

Ratchet #1 – Steve Mahon, Norwood via Palo Alto, California

That shirt sure does look familiar.

Yea, he’s the father of two as well. An excellent role model who nearly beat a man to death and left him in the subway with half a face left. He really, really likes the Bruins, he just doesn’t understand that just because they hit strangers doesn’t mean he’s allowed to.

He confirmed after Thursday night’s game at 1:12 in the morning that he was in fact at the game, he got on the jumbotron, he cheered until his voice was wicked pissah, and he identified our next two ratchets.

Ratchet #2 – John Pritoni, Braintree

He’s the President of Pritoni Brother’s Landscape Design, which doesn’t seem to exist. This probably explains why he’s often looking for work on Facebook, and asking people for rides.

Ratchet #3 – Tony Green, Weymouth via Agawam

The Aaron Rodgers doppleganger may or may not be a close personal friend of Tall Deval too.

Ratchet #4 – Stiles Bezema, Wrentham

If you name your kid “Stiles” then you have a 100% chance of being on Turtleboy one day. It is your destiny.

$50 says he started it and the rest of them finished it. As you can tell from the bottle of Henny that he shows off to the world like his GED equivalency award, he is the most ratchet of the bunch. It’s no surprise then that he has Google trophies galore. From possession with intent to distribute

To outstanding warrants

To driving with a suspended license

To shoplifting

To underage possession

He’s done it all. Add assault and battery and a few more charges to that list while you’re at it. Not like it matters since he’ll be knocking on doors offering to cut your lawn or shovel your snow for the rest of his life. You’ll also notice who got arrested with him for underage booze. Does this guy with him look familiar?

The same guy whose sister parked in a handicapped spot in Attleboro and swore at a concerned citizen. The same guy who then came to our Facebook page and defended his sister for doing so.

Of course they’re good friends.

The Turtleboy Ratchet Circle of Life is a small world after all.

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Bedsheet curtains are always a sure sign that you’re about to enter A Bed Bug ridden cock roach infested maggot trench that being said the fuck boy with the sideways hat would be the first to get his wig pushed back and the rest of these chodes look soft as a babies shit

Prob not went to college with the Steve kid. And he is the most non confrontational kid on the planet. legit stayed it his bed and watched sports (even fucking tennis) 99.99% of the time he spent outside of going to class. Any time he was out at parties the second things started to look bad or people got heated or things got a little sketchy he would just duck out. So I’m sure that’s exactly what happened; he probably just walked away. He was a nice kid back then so it’s sad. I would have liked to think the kid I knew back then would have at least tried to help.

1) I LOVE how TBS is able to name names of criminal asshats.
2) Pritoni Brother’s Landscape should be written as Pritoni Brothers or Pritoni Brothers’. There is no possessive of one singular Brother here, unless he is saying he is the ONLY Pritoni brother working for this “empire” in which case Pritoni Landscape Design or Pritoni’s Landscape Design is sufficient. I wouldn’t hire him either. Using the singular possessive thinking he is making Brother plural with an ‘s shows he is a moron.
3) What does TBS have to say about the victim of this savage beating? I’d like to know more about that guy.

Incredible amount of dildos commenting. Most of you jawjackers would be the ones who get the fuck punched out of you if you had the sack and chirped like this in the physical world. You’re supposed to be men. Fights happen. Not saying these dudes are innocent just not cool to assume shit if you weren’t there. Chicks do that kind of shit. You wanna berate someone’s character without knowing the situation? Bullys do that shit and those are my favorite people to hammer to the earth. Yea let’s assume and talk shit about people we don’t know. Cunts. TBS is a fucking joke just like its faggot following sheep who spout off about shit they know nothing about. Yea! Call the cops on these losers! Union guys are gay! Blah blah fucking blah. Nut up or shut up. Fucking wimps. With love from the 413.

Clarence, aren’t you doing the exact thing that that your calling people out for? Being an internet Hardo? Sounds like you have a lot of tension your dealing with, probably becuase you have never been laid, or becuase you live in Springfield

Your level of cuntiness is off the charts you cock gobbling mother diddling asshole. 5 on 1 is pussy shit and defending it is a pussy move. Crawl back up into your mother’s withered old baby factory from which you fell out of, nestle up in the cum puddle from the last black raw gangbang she took and die.

You’re level of intelligence can be measured on a nanoscale. Me an internet hardo? Why because I admit to gladly punching the piss out of asswipes who rip people down without knowing the facts? You fucking gaybaits all just rally to this piece of shit site and spout. In America its innocent until proven guilty. What if it just came out that 1 or 2 got charged the others released? Would you come back and retract your stupidity? Unlikely. You’ll be on to the next story ripping people down without knowing the FACTS. I’m older boys. I’m wiser. I’ve seen good friends get accused of attempted murder but beat it in court cause there was more to it. I don’t know these dudes and I’m not sticking up for them I just really can’t stand seeing people blast others they know nothing about. Anyways, get back to your petty mom jokes, queer squabbling, and xboxes.

You fuckin POS hiding behind your computer like a telephone tough guy!Come to Woburn so I can teach your punk ass a lesson,I’m 56 years old and will kick the shit out of you,your big brother,your uncles,father and any of your friends you want to bring! I wish I was there because I love to fight when the odds are against me.Come find me and bring your POS friends,you millennium pussy

Fuck all of you Steve defenders, it’s guilt by association. Oh he walked away? Fucking coward can’t stand up to his own friends? Or would they have stomped him too? Doubtful. We don’t need their sides because we as lready fucking know. I can write this script verbatim without being there.

Send them to China for experimental medical testing and organ harvesting. Oh wait, they would just be executed because it would give the organ traders a bad name for slinging shit organs to Japanese businessmen. The chi-com’s can’t risk another rape of Nan King over these slug rakes.

The most shocking part of this story is the head ratchet is from Norfolk. There’s almost no crime in Norfolk, unless you’re in the prison. There’s almost no apartments so these sort of riffraff bums don’t usually live there.

That’s what the courts are for brainiac. It’s their situation to deal with. What are you suggesting they air out the deets on TBS ? Hahaha. Riiiight. How about mind your fucking business bozo. You’re like a little drama queen looking for gossip. Get a life faggot.

Fuck You Pussy! I only let you cum in my ass to assert dominance loser XD Lol you cant take a cock as deep as I can UwU. Idk how you can even show ur face in public XD XD. Meet me at jacques cabaret in Bay village I’ll work ur dick so good.

Stay right on top of this TBS. Follow every step of the legal process. Post updates, show no mercy for this five punks.
Look at the two “union brothers”, any question why unions have fallen out of favor?

“An excellent role model who nearly beat a man to death and left him in the subway with half a face left.”

REWRITE:
“An excellent role model who is wanted for questioning in the near-death beating of a man who was left in the subway with half a face left.”

You don’t have direct evidence this individual did anything (yet). Until you write it up correctly you cant really compare yourself to other journalists because they are confined to writing known facts, not conjecture.

Looks like Steve isn’t going to be invited next time, especially once he sells all his boys out and puts them away for a year or 2. what a shame these guys could of done some damage during the finals, just think of the dudes they could put into a coma while celebrating a Stanley cup victory in a few weeks! Worst kind of losers, guaranteed they were high fiving all the way home re-living how awesome that was pummeling that guy. Fuck these clowns.

Turtle girl or whatever your trampy ass self is called. You don’t even fucken know what happen . Did you get gang banged by all the Turtleboys? First get your whole dam story righ! I know 2 of them . 1 was totally innocent and was a reason why he walked away. But you don’t know what he did . Did you know he snitched his friends out? Do you know how many times he told his friends to quit it ? You don’t know shit bitch. Turtleboy and girl been sucking lately not getting facts and just biting off social media . Pay me I will talk idgaf

Two union cum guzzlers 2 landscapers and an incest baby drunk, from Quincy and at a Bruins game. What could possibly go wrong ? The need to 5 on 1 some poor sap to feel better about living in Chinatown South with wives whose hips are spreading faster than a puddle a melting snow man makes must have driven them to this pussy move. I pity them in their 2 pumps and a squirt lives.
Once again TB proved there is yet another population I’m simply better than

There is 3 sides to every story, these guys, the other guys and the truth. So far you guys have told none of the above. Steve did walk away, Steve wisely turned himself in last night because he has 2 kids at home to think of-the video shows him walking away-how about the other side of the story, the “victim” in this attack…there was 2 guys who were taunting and calling them pussies, what about the rest of the story? Doesn’t anyone find it interesting the Transit police are looking to talk to them and haven’t put warrants out for their arrest?

Your reading comprehension is below par. Last night, he turned himself in LAST NIGHT. TB broke their version of the story this AM. Unless he is clairvoyant TB had nothing to do with Steve going to the police. He went because he was told they wanted to know what happened. And it’s not so much about defense, it’s about not blindly following, no one else is wondering what the other side of this is? You seriously don’t have your own brains?

2 guys you’ve probably never come across before and probably never will again?

If arrests are made and it goes to a jury trial, pro tip: The jury isn’t going to fucking care.
Unless you were backed into a corner with no escape, it’s just words.
The prosecutor will hammer that point. The response will be “They called us pussies, we had to fight.”
Yeah, that will work.
“Did you hit them first?”
“Yeah, but…….”

The local media has already scrubbed this story from their news feeds. They don’t want to give TB any credit for actually doing the investigation work that the Glub and the SHErald should have been able to do.

I wonder if the boys in stir will make these squishes the man or woman when they get sentenced and doing their time??? Doesn’t matter, they will all be on the “receiving end” and well deserved I might add. Roll in the mud and Squeal like a pig!

This is where TBS shines. Outstanding job. It appears that none of them are immigrants so there is a chance that they will actually be held accountable.
And even though he’s apparently from Norfolk, you weren’t wrong about ratchet #5 being the face of Quincy.

Are these people in-breeding? Find one TB ratchet, you can bet you’ll find another. Good job, fellow Turtle Riders, and thanks for the quick follow-up, North. They ALL look like thugs. A commenter on original blog tried to rationalize that they didn’t start it… but five on one means they’re all PUSSIES! PUSSY Steve, PUSSY Tony, PUSSY brothers John and Tom, and BABY PUSSY Stiles, who looks like he just slid out of his mommy’s vag. Anything other than one-on-ones mean you’re PUSSY COWARDS! Hope they all see this. Hope their families all see this. And I hope MBTA sees and acts on this.

This is why you were removed from twatter, not because you can’t figure it out, but because you have no clue what actually happened. Now you put a guy that didn’t do anything on blast. Called shim a scrotum?

Well if that’s true then Steve will be exonerated. If you’re with a group of people that commit a violent crime then you can expect to be lumped in with your degenerate posse until the facts come out. If Steve is blameless and turned himself in last night then he’s a smart guy for getting ahead of this.

So Steve saw his buddies beating up another guy and turned his back and walked away and that’s supposed to be a good thing? He’s the one guy who had the best chance of getting these guys to stop and he decided to do nothing. He was “put on blast” for the wrong reason but still deserves to be “put on blast”!