Internet: Jew Thing Funny, Offensive

In advance of
Chanukah, profiteering Jews have found a new way to make money from
children at play: “As Silly Bandz continue to be hugely popular,
they’re getting knocked off left and right. A company called
Benny’s Educational Toys is selling
a Jewish-themed line of bracelets called JewlyBandz. Like
Meshuga Bandz, JewlyBandz come in shapes like a menorah.” The
gimmick is not without controversy, however: Note that one of the
“bandz” is in the shape of a jug filled with the blood of Christian
children. Outrageous! [Via]