Rants & Rambles

I'm a natural storyteller. Not stories as in fantasies, stories as in unbelievable adventures. Call it lucky or unlucky but either way my life is never boring. Anyone who has ever met me in real life can testify that I have some damn entertaining stories. The situations I manage to get myself into never cease to amaze me. From being locked up abroad to partying with celebrities, there is no telling what's going to happen with each new country. And yes, sometimes my stories turn into rants and rambles. Sometimes the views expressed here may be a little controversial. Sometimes the stuff I say might even offend you. But you know what? That's why you read these rants and rambles. So enjoy!

Recent Rants And Rambles

Some of you may have heard me mention the acronym LBFMPBFR prior to my departure, a term I was introduced to by some older friends who spent most of the ’80s stationed in the Philippines….and quickly adopted into my vocabulary. It is an absolutely wonderful term, commonly known as LBFM for short, and I was Keep Reading…

I used to think I had no talents at all but I realized something today I do! I can hurt my self anywhere you could put me in a padded room with a padded jacket and I would come out bloody and bruised its remarkable I know………. but yeah we were just sitting here the Keep Reading…

So while out drinking at this bar Jared and I got in a political discussion with one of the bartenders and a few locals sitting alongside us. While we managed to avoid the current economic issues affecting the US — and regretfully Japan as well — we did discuss the current presidential election. It didn’t Keep Reading…

Okay, you want to hear some bullshit?!? My buddy Ben from work spent a couple years in the military stationed in Tokyo and Osaka and the like. And he warned me that all Japanese porn is censored, even the mainstream kind sold at adult stores. Apparently there are decency laws in place or some such Keep Reading…

So we have been collecting phone numbers and email addresses from a lot of the chicks here in the amazing Tokyo clubs. ‘Course, the only problem is I don’t have a Japanese phone. And I have tried emailing but no luck. You see, all the cellphones here in Tokyo are linked to email email addresses. Keep Reading…