Praise the Lord> > An elderly lady was well known for her faith and for her boldness in> talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout, "PRAISE> THE LORD!"> > Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her> proclamations that he would shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"> > Hard times set in on the elderly lady and she prayed for God to send her> some assistance. She stood on her porch and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!!> GOD, I NEED FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD TIME. PLEASE, LORD, SEND ME SOME> GROCERIES!!"> > The next morning the lady went out on her porch and noted a large bag of> groceries and shouted, "PRAISE THE LORD!!!"> > The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Ha, ha. I told you> there was no Lord. I bought those groceries. God didn't."> > The lady started jumping up and down and clapping her hands and saying,> "PRAISE THE LORD!!! He not only sent me groceries, but He made> the devil pay for them. PRAISE THE LORD!!!!"