I feed mine twice a day. Remember not to let him swim after eating, and make sure to take them on at least a 15 min walk daily. He's slow and always throws a temper tantrum during the walk, He just throws himself on the ground and rolls around. I don't give into his fussing. He stops in a min or two. He mist be really tired from today's walk because he just seems to be sleeping. Love my fish.

my friend has a really pretty fish named jesus. he keeps it in a container the size of a fist and feeds it every day. his first one died while he was walking it home from the pet store. also he recommends buying a life time supply of fish food. its like $2 and the size of a pepper shaker.

I drove this fucker to fucking Petsmart in the freezing fucking cold instead of fucking my girl so that he could pick the wrong fucking coloured fish and give it a shitty ass name, all while squatting on the floor of the shop drunkenly falling over everywhere trynna pick out a tank and attempting to slay the assistant at the same time. The fish is probably already dead, it's name is Alan, which I think is just a word puzzle thing that starts with some latin shit, for anal, so it's called Anal now, and it has the cheapest tank that any alcoholic fish abuser could afford. Honestly might have to start a gofundme thing so we can give this fish a betta existance with some underwater palm trees n shit. You don't know how sad this fish is going to be. OP/Daveyboi/Notghood is gonna run outof food and start feeding it popper resin because he has no other choice. You should all have never encouraged him :'( you don't know what you've caused

it's all for show. You know for the honey dips. The taller your zipper, the more they want your dong. - I.B

because that's what I do whenever I find a used condom. I taste what's in it....just to see if its yogurt. - alexg1687

can you imagine the wads you could conjure if you force choked your chicken? - Anathema

guys probably have pretty good gay sex but i don't need to test the waters, they'd give better HJ's for sure - HotAssBeatClap

Nothing feels better than when the fin tickles your sack. The best part is, in the eyes of the law its not considered bestiality and when you cum, cleanup is easy and worse case scenario you can say its fish poop.

skiermanNothing feels better than when the fin tickles your sack. The best part is, in the eyes of the law its not considered bestiality and when you cum, cleanup is easy and worse case scenario you can say its fish poop.

part of me thinks you're just spitting a pretty fucked up joke. Then another part of me thinks after seeing your cunt mushed of a head that you actually try to fuck a fish.

Probably going to piss you off.
SIP CRJ, JP, SB, SM.
"Yes I really want to hang out with you, let's have a drink of booze"- Durtschi

.JacobI drove this fucker to fucking Petsmart in the freezing fucking cold instead of fucking my girl so that he could pick the wrong fucking coloured fish and give it a shitty ass name, all while squatting on the floor of the shop drunkenly falling over everywhere trynna pick out a tank and attempting to slay the assistant at the same time. The fish is probably already dead, it's name is Alan, which I think is just a word puzzle thing that starts with some latin shit, for anal, so it's called Anal now, and it has the cheapest tank that any alcoholic fish abuser could afford. Honestly might have to start a gofundme thing so we can give this fish a betta existance with some underwater palm trees n shit. You don't know how sad this fish is going to be. OP/Daveyboi/Notghood is gonna run outof food and start feeding it popper resin because he has no other choice. You should all have never encouraged him :'( you don't know what you've caused

For the liquid in the tank you want it to be 5 parts water, 3 parts piss, 1 part semen, and 1 part Kors vodka. Then when it comes to food fish need T bone steaks twice a day to grow big and strong. They also like cool ranch doritos for snacks and be careful because any other type of doritos will kill it. After you have followed this routine every day for exactly 420 days you will want to eat the fish.