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Two
most important functions of the clitoral prepuce are the following:
1. protect the clitoral shaft and the clitoral glans from unwanted,
casual friction;
2. lubricate with own sebum its inner side and the head of the clitoris
to enable a pleasurable sliding of the hood back and forth across the
head of the clitoris when the sexual stimulation is wanted and needed
to achieve a satisfactory level of brain chemicals (see here: dopamine-serotonin-adrenaline.com)

Cutting off the clitoral hood, even its tiniest part, impairs both
functions. The same is true about any other form of genital mutilation,
including genital piercing. Partial and total amputation of the
clitoral glans and / or shaft is generally recognized as torturous
genital mutilation (see here: Genital
mutilation).

By their nature, sizes of clitoral hoods differ substantially due to
variety of interrelated genetic and environmental factors (GaE) and not
always are reflecting dynamic changes of the clitoral head's and the
clitoral shaft's dimensions over the lifetime. The temporal redundancy
or phimosis of the clitoral prepuce for thousands of years has been
corrected by female circumcision (Female
Circumcision: Indications and a New Technique, W.G. Rathmann, M.D., GP,
vol. XX, No. 3, pp 115-120 , September, 1959),
a surgical procedure which now is judged as genital mutilation.
Similiarly to its male counterpart, the pre-pubescent preputium
clitoridis is naturally phimotic, and any attempts to separate the
preputium from the glans can prove not only stressful but also very
painful.

Lack
of sufficient protection of the most sensitive female body part, may
easily result in unintentional arousal due to casual friction of
clitoral glans contacting directly with a panties fabric and induced by
anything that could exert pressure to the crotch area. Not uncommonly,
the deficit of sebum is a culprit of sudden and severe suffering in
such circumstances, which should be named as "the brushing with shark
skin effect", because patients usually talk about pains of dry clitoral
brushing with sandpaper, stinging, sitting on broken glass, etc.

Why
is my clit dry? Watering will not help much.

When
clitoral stimulation is intentional, the deficit of sebum most commonly
is compensated with the use of saliva for lubrication of the clitoral
glans, clitoral hood, and even the vaginal vestibule and inner labia.
Before the arousal phase is enough advanced to secure required demand
of lubricating secretions like the vaginal exudate and the Bartholin's
glands mucus, the only source of moisture on hand seems to be the
mouth. Alas, the microbial populations of the normal human vulva and
the normal human mouth are strikingly different, not to mention
dangerous pathogens, most often causing asymptomatic or scarcely
symptomatic colonizations, infections and infestations.

Using
saliva to moisten vulval structures was in medical practice advised
against long before the widely cited research of Univeristy of Michigan
appeared (Candida
Transmission and
Sexual Behaviors as Risks for a Repeat Episode of Candida
Vulvovaginitis, Barbara D. Reed, Philip Zazove, Carl L. Pierson, Daniel
W. Gorenflo, and Julie Horrocks, Journal of Women's Health. December
2003, Vol. 12, No. 10: 979-989). In spite of genuine
medical
indications, Miconazole, Clotrimazole, Tioconazole, Butoconazole or
even Fluconazole become the first line treatment of any suspected or
misjudged signs and symptoms of clitoral or vestibular irritation,
medications 'justified' by, in fact unnecessary although time
consuming, embarrassing, and not rarely expensive examinations and
tests. Because the topical antifungal medications open the list of
chemical causes of chronic vulvodynia,
this outdated 'treatment' not uncommonly makes much more harm than good
and therefore violates the Hippocrates' first rule of medicine which
states Primum, non nocere, [First, do no harm].

A
lubricant is a substance introduced to reduce friction between moving
surfaces. Watery lubricants like saliva, dry up quickly, as commercial
water-based lubricants do. Taking into account multiple orgasms or at
least multiple instances of close-to-orgasm releases of brain chemicals
caused by clitoral stimulation during masturbatory sessions, the
frequent lubrication with saliva as a lube has capacity to bring in
infective doses of pathogens and must never be neglected as a cause of
clitoral and vestibular problems.

An average frequency of
saliva contaminated clitoral self - stimulation per masturbatory
session varies from 2 to 3 times in ten minutes.

Grease the
clitoris, don't shave your pubes

Smegma
(also known as genital cheese) is nothing else but sebum (in
Latin: fat, tallow), a waxy, oily secretion, and consists of lipids,
wax, and the debris of dead fat-producing cells. Sebum is odourless,
but bacteria, particularly alien ones, are able to overcome the
anti-bacterial and anti-inflammatory power of its antimicrobial fatty
acids and genital sebum may produce odours which are unpleasant
for some people.

Generally,
pheromones present in the genital sebum belong to the small minority of
sensual stimulants which are as such not-learned (through the
conditioned reflexes, incl. Pavlovian ones), and like the tactile
stimulants applied to specific erogenous zones can trigger an
involuntary sexual arousal without previous learning. Pubic hair serves
to trap pheromones and this is why removing the 'scent trap' by shaving
pubic hair impairs natural human sexuality. Functional loss due to
disrupting of interrelated physiological phenomena appears to be much
deeper: a uniqe role of pheromones as neurotransmitter releasers is
being researched, starting from the seminal study of Kohl,
J., Atzmueller, M., Fink, B. & Grammar, K. Human Pheromones:
Integrative Neuroendocrinology & Ethology. NEL 22,
309-321(2001).

Those of
you who have the Milanese grandparents DOC may have heard the current
Porta Vittoria with the old name of Porta Tosa. This term, which in
Milanese dialect means girl, is often connected with the fact that the
famous Milanese district once had a high concentration of graceful and
beautiful girls, but the etymological explanation is not at all this!In fact,
"tosa here stands for" tonsa "that is" shaved "; in fact, in fact, the
course of Porta Vittoria was called "Borgo di Porta Tonsa" due to a
sculptural relief of the twelfth century above the door itself until
1848 and today exposed to the Museum of Ancient Art of Castello
Sforzesco, which portrays a bizarre and impudic feminine figure,
immortalized in the act of shaving the pubis with a rudimentary razor.
This unusual depiction could represent a pain inflicted on adulteresses
and prostitutes, or a Celtic derivation, according to which women had
to show shaved vulvas to drive away the evil eye.These are
not the only explanation for the strange representation: they tell
different legends about the meaning of this bas-relief. In 1162 Milan
was besieged by the troops of Federico Barbarossa and it is said that a
girl, to distract the enemy soldiers, showed herself on the balcony
with her robes raised in the act of shaving.According
to another old legend, the sculpture would portray Beatrice of
Burgundy, the wife of Emperor Federico Barbarossa, who had razed MilanOthers
say that some Milanese citizens went to Constantinople to ask for help
in rebuilding the city. The Empress of Constantinople Leobissa opposed
granting aid. The Milanese, in a sign of mockery, depicted her as a
prostitute in the act of shaving and put her in the door that most of
all gave to the East. (...)