Bernie Sanders supporter regrets political tattoo on penis

Excerpt: An Alabama man is having regrets over getting a Bernie Sanders tattoo on his penis. Wanting to show support for the former Democratic presidential candidate (pictured above), Joshua Hughes, 28, had the phrase "Feel the Bern" inked on his body. "It seemed like a good idea at the time," he posted on Facebook. "But with Bernie now well and truly out of the race, I went threw [sic] all that pain for nothing." A photo of the tattoo was removed for failing to meet Facebook standards. (I have a low opinion of tattoos anyway. But anyone who gets one on his penis, or gets a politician's slogan anywhere, is a certifiable idiot. This guy gets double points. ~Bob)