Off topic again : I laugh every time I see a thread about momentum and then the moderators response "There's no such thing as blabla"

cmon bolli, even you know that it exists

All I know is that I know nothing

Sokrates

its amazing

One direction´s newest member I heard

Btw do you even understand what he´s singing?

not at all:P just really funny to hear him sing

He sings something like "Let the father do it. The father does it good." Because his name is Sokratis Papastatopoulos (probably destroyed that last name) and "Papa" is a German word for father But originally it´s from a German film (Stromberg)

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

same i even joined the 'fachschaft' as they go drink every thursday and the best is that the department pays 50%

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

Nobody who was on numerous (German) house parties will comment on that. Clubbing is so boring compared to a house party

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

probably slapping the wrong girls ****

lol thats too much haha

Coincidentally "meeting" a girl and then 2 hours later her sister was also a good story

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

probably slapping the wrong girls ****

lol thats too much haha

Coincidentally "meeting" a girl and then 2 hours later her sister was also a good story

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

probably slapping the wrong girls ****

lol thats too much haha

Coincidentally "meeting" a girl and then 2 hours later her sister was also a good story

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions

wait wut
my only drunk fail was when i took my shirt off from no reason but im new to that anyway...

Tbh that wasn´t a fail, I hate those 16 year old girls that wanna be cool, but act like hoes

@PVFCB97xD In school I was clean during the week and had house parties Friday and Saturday, now I´m drinking 5 days a week and I´m clean during the weekend (atleast sometimes)

i thought at first you you just said you are a Pedo lol , then yeah its probably nothing but anyway what is your biggest drinking fail?

probably slapping the wrong girls ****

lol thats too much haha

thought it was my gf was **** drunk tho, so..

I actually nearly kissed the wrong girl once, because my gf and her friend decided it would be funny to change hoodies on a party and I was so drunk, I couldn´t tell who is who from behind

@On3PoundFish Yesterday was my last day of uni for this year, so we went drinking Glühwein first, then drank cocktails and then went into a club and there was this one girl that wanted to dance with me and I looked at her, half drunk, and said "nah I´m not a pedo" (she looked like 14), you should try that, you can get hilarious reactions