‘Health and Safety was a passion of Hitler,’ remarked another, ‘with the idea that all workers could be equally safe no matter which state they worked in.’ Another historian added, ‘and where do we start with Human Rights?’ [read...]

A Downing Street spokesman told a press conference: ‘Look, I fully accept that making the wrong choice could be disastrous, but we firmly believe that, people with no flight experience and little or no grasp of the relevant information, [read...]

Campaigners have urged that Rugby football should no longer be played by schoolchildren, due to the danger of them all being killed or at least permanently crippled by hideous injuries sustained during tackles. A bigger threat to health and education than being ‘spit-roasted’ [read...]

Following an increase in A&E admissions various organisations have been urged to redraft their ‘books’ to minimise injuries whenever situations suggest throwing the book at people might be useful. [read...]