Document 1.2: First Round Puzzle

Oh, no. It would appear that your boss, just like everybody else, was in the process of writing a screenplay or a cheap sci-fi novel or something. For some reason, this snippet from a monologue was repeatedly cut-and-pasted into about two dozen different files. Feeling a little exhausted already, you pull up a chair and start reading. Man, who knew puzzle solving was such thirsty work?

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