Lance Armstrong Falls Off Bike!

That Is A Funny Picture - Imagine When The Owner Of That Wheel Came Back! LOL!

American cyclist Lance Armstrong, the only man to win the Tour de France seven times, fell off his bike today.

"That's what happens when you ride bikes fast - you often fall off" said one man stating the obvious.

Armstrong, son of Astronaut Neil Armstrong and brother of Jazz legend Louis Armstrong was taken to hospital in an AMBULANCE!

Armstrong has a run of a bad luck recently including battling and beating cancer and being dumped by Kate Hudson - not to mention being a CHEAT - this latest blow, falling of his bike and been carted of by an ambulance could be the straw that broke the camels back (Whatever in the name of Mike that means!).

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