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Comment by morgoon

For information the "buff" on EU server is not a buff like you think it is, i can t see any buff on my buff barr and nobody can see it to, i made a MJ request, he tell me there no buff we can see.

Comment by Kurokawa41

If you ever find this, DO NOT equip it. Somehow the artifact has managed to remain stable since its creation shortly before Wrath launch. However, being that it is made solely of pure, condensed, solidified raw power, the slightest jostle could cause the extremely condensed item to collapse in its own power, causing a black hole the likeness of which no cosmos has ever witnessed. If you find this, don't even loot it from the package. Simply throw it into the ocean so that none may come across it for eternity.

Comment by hamtylerhogg

Many people have asked me if it actually does anything...I've had to tell them many times...It shows how awsome I am.....

Then I use my Arcanite Ripper, tell them where to get the trinket,they do the daily forever and whenever they finally get it.

They ask me once more another question,"So uhhh... how DOES this thing work?"

Comment by Chaserbl

dude are you ok?got some neurological disease?

Comment by hamtylerhogg

and possibly is my answer to ur question Chaserbl

Comment by joeshmoe1089

thats just horrible....halarious.....but horrible

Comment by Pyronos

gotta love the people that rate your posts. i say this trinket is awesome above because of the name. the stats suck, obviously, because it's a joke.. The name + effect are hilariously awesome, however.

Comment by vektortgecko

So, it's meant to apply a buff titled "Pure Awesome", if the datamining is to be believed.

Has anyone actually had this work, because I haven't.

And it would be kinda awesome to throw that on in major cities, just for kicks.

Comment by morgoon

I have done this quest durring 5 days in less than 10 minutes (or 11), that dépend on whicth quest you get (you can t finish in 10 mn if you have "the 3 long(er/est) quest" and you should start with the memory quest (...).

I m not sure you must be so fast to get it but perhaps it help, every day i try to do it in less than 10 minutes, if i get it again i ll come tell it there (or not, if you purge my comment ..)

Comment by Diyaa

I always get "A more powerful spell is already active" error message when I equip this trinket.

Comment by bholt13

no he got it his third time because they are jst that awesome.

Comment by Solann

Saurfang cleaved both the sheriff and the deputy to get this badge.

Comment by Mousa

It means you are unbelievably awesome already!

Comment by MilknessDalvengy

Another coveted, completely useless item. Maybe good for the epic achievement... But it's awesome. Low drop chance, haven't gotten it or seen anyone with it. Gives a useless, yet awesome, buff. I recommend doing this daily ALOT. Note: if you're about to run out of time, abandon it and re accept it. You can do all the dailies again afterwards.

Comment by danroe

That can only mean... You... are... SAURFANG!

Do NOT equip de trinket! The pure awesomeness of Saurfang combined with this Quintessential Awesomeness trinket could mean...

THE END OF THE WORLD...

of warcraft....

Comment by Hunterkip

I just got this today, but I'm not getting the buff from equipping it. Perhaps the gods have deemed me... not awesome?

Comment by Jacko

This is a awesome trinket.

Comment by HinataArygos

Not ilvl 213 or higher wont work for epic achievement

Comment by HinataArygos

That is correct you are not awesome..and so you can never have the buff!

Comment by Zaan3

I wish my friend Sylean was still playing, she U& I could double-team this daily chain & if she got this trinket, it's be appropriate, because she's just THAT awesome in my opinion, in my opinion, more awesome than Saurfang & Chuck Norris combined (& I don't care if Norris is reading this, it's how I feel)

Comment by Nadarius

I think people are wondering if you get a cosmetic change or not to your character. Is it transformed into a troll or something? Or do you just get a buff saying that your awesome and your character looks the same, or what?

Comment by Hunterkip

There is no change to your character what so ever. All you get is this buff. I never seemed to get it, perhaps my Haunted Momento from the Scourge Invasion is causing that, but I haven't tested it.

Comment by Out2conqr

I always get "A more powerful spell is already active" error message when I equip this trinket.

Because you my friend, are more awesome than awesome.

Comment by Ubran

She thought so too...

Comment by coopdetat

Technically it is junk in that it has no stats and is useless as a trinket; but, it can be disenchanted into an Abyss Crystal... so from that perspective it is far from junk.

Comment by Jezter33

Effect Apply Aura: DummyServer-side script

lol @ aura name.

Comment by 2OfDiamonds

You'd have to be blind not to see how awesome they are..

Srsly.

Comment by Avitar

Fortunately, he removed his toenail and sent it to Northrend. That much awesome in one place for an extended period of time could have catastrophic results. Just be sure not to bring it back to Orgrimmar or you may bring about the apocalypse.

Comment by brister

Too easy. How about "The wrong trousers": Clear all the bosses in Naxxramas with every member of your party having at least 500 resilience. (Still trivial if they have deadly obv)

Comment by Tyrfiing

Seems like an imba item reffering to Kung fu Panda!(For those who don't know here's a quote or two from the Po the Panda!)There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Comment by DeusExMachina

This dropped for me yesterday off the Patroller's Pack, it's pretty cool too. It's neat and more awesome than your average badge or insignia.

Comment by Corbis

Why would Saurfang need this to show his awesomeness?

Comment by Mikkia

I decided to do the timed quest today for the first time and i got this trinket :D

Comment by Moethetroll

and this is what pa trollin gets ya:pure awesome ness.

although u already had it.

oh well imo this is the best argent crusade rep item....

Comment by KillerCaitie

If only it was BoA... would be nice for bank alts & twinks to have hehe

Comment by Vagazuga

It was downranked because it blatently rips off the most legendary comment ever made on an item. A comment so legendary Blizzard actually added it to the item's description. Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

Be original, don't ride the coattails of that cape.

Comment by Canibalcorpz

"Then I use my Arcanite Ripper"

-is that how you got yours, hamtylerhogg?

Comment by Neverpie

daww why's it have to be unique, the magnitude of awesomeness that two of these babies would produce... just shatters my entire universe thinking about it ~D:

Comment by Kupr0n

So in all honestly though, is this item real. Would Blizz implement an item that, at 0.2%, could more than likely take you till 2029 to get if you did the daily every day? I've gotten the Tlpd, I've gotten the Super Simian Sphere, both of which have dubious obtainments, but for the love of eccentricity, this is picking away my brain. I'm about to just stop doing it completely.

Comment by evankimori

Rollin'Hating'Pa'trolling?

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Comment by Falanoria

Its over 9000!

Comment by Snedges

*Achievement Unlocked!*"Congratulations, you have beaten WoW!"Defeat Algalon the Observer in Ulduar in a 25-man raid on hard mode while having the trinket Deputy Pa'trolla Badge equipped.*9,001 Achievement Points*

Comment by ZettaSlow

Disnechants into an Abyss Crystal. :>

Edit - Down voteing me because I just HAPPENED to get one on my druid and one on my Warlock and DE'd it.

Tch, guess you guys don't want some information then.

Comment by GlumTheGnome

Equipping this and bringing it with you on a raid should give you a title.

<name> the Awesome

Comment by Spicebringer

This trinket was sliced off Saurfangs armor and then became a token of awesomeness!

Comment by tessae

Ignore the doubters. They are just not awesome enough to properly use this.

Comment by Kupr0n

I guess I'm just not awesome enough to get this. But I'm awsome enough to have done this 150 times.

Comment by Kupr0n

I guess I'm just not awesome enough to get this. But I'm awesome enough to have done this 150 times.

Comment by srenas

{I always get "A more powerful spell is already active" error message when I equip this trinket.}

Thats because You are just so awesome, that this item just cant make you any more awesome. that just goes to show how awesome you are :p

Comment by Avin

Question: When in a vehicle that is scaled by gear would this item be counted as an item level of 200 epic?Now granted that just about anyone who has this trinket wouldn't be likely to need it for that but if on the off chance that one did... /shrug

Comment by Gormourn

This is what every man should aspire to have.

Comment by v3rgil

i tottaly get it why i look awesome

if you look carefully theres a spider carved in the buff so

>8<=spider pride=awesomeness

Comment by Cakins

Bobclown, your math is correct... for one character...

Comment by Shearlance

I think blizzard got the rarity wrong. It should be le-gen-wait for it hope you're not lactose intolerant-dairy

Comment by Flyingpiggs

This badge actually drops off Chuck Norris when he itches and scratches his skin, that's why it's so awesome.

Comment by SkylineBNR34

So then Saurfang paints his toenails?

Comment by Koorthakh

Finally got this trinket today.. Spammed the link in guild with hundreds of !'s after. I'm going to miss that stupid Alchemy daily.. I could literally direct people on how to do that daily in vent if they just called out the item they needed..

/afk being awesome. (Oh yeah.. raiding uld with this on tonight.)

Comment by Eziquiel

WITH BLOOD!

Comment by DKzROP

If you get this, you are simply too awesome to explain it to any noobs who ask about it, so don't.

Comment by Shquap

Well yeah cause it only works on me! :D

Comment by Shquap

lol imma get a ton of hate from that... :P

Comment by Blat4Ever

I will never get this one.. Everytime I do the lab assistant quest, there's at least one ingredient that I can't find in the right room and then time's up.

In other words: I am not awesome.

PS: Don't this item belong to Chuck Norris?

Comment by fatolcay

This makes you awesome almost as much as Barney Stinson !

Comment by alexataide

For the daily quest, just make a map of the location of the ingredients. makes it very easy. this badge is really cool

Comment by Slavaa

If your current trinket is not iLevel 200 or above, use this for drake riding in the Oculus, or any vehicle that is impacted by item level.

Awesome, and useful.

Comment by Lothaar

Da trolls be flippin' out mon!

Comment by Deathnitey

yeah it belongs to ch uck norris but it's saurfang's alt and he mailed it to saurfang OMG!

Comment by Nephora

Nobody has mentioned this yet, but I believe it may be a reference to the x-box 360 kid.

Comment by Punchnpie

I so wish this was BoE :( It would be fantastic for bank alts. But of course I don't think my bank alt could pass for a "valuable member of the Pa'Troll". Commander Kunz would be outraged by the very thought.

Comment by fatdog

I downrate people who complain about getting downrated. Quit yer whinin, its the internet

Comment by Dillion0243

It dropped for me today. i hadnt even heard of it before. Then i realized how rare it is. even though it's just an amusing antedote that blizzard made up. If they intended there to actually be a buff of awesomeness. It's not working. So the only real cool thing about it is that it is a really rare drop.

Comment by Miracul

nothing can kill saurfang, not even pure awesome can

Comment by Louhiorotta

Equipping this trinket your character gets cool haircut and sunglasses.

Comment by Velendras

I heard that Saurfang leaves one behind every time he cleaves someone.

Comment by LoKiss

I shot the troll...But I didn't shoot no deputy, oh no!

Comment by Magmarrax

Chuck Norris has one of these equipped in every slot.

Comment by Elerian

water also wanted to be pure.purely awesome.

Comment by Spyderman

Quick tip if you're planning to farm this trinket like me...

Give up on getting the trinket, make a level 1 alt and collect the distinctive feathers, toe lint/rings and ankle bracelets.

Learn to enjoy collecting them, try to collect as many as you can, I have hundreds of each of them. It's very satisfying. I enjoy collecting them. Collecting them is fun. Collecting them is rewarding. It is worth collecting them. Trying to get the trinket is insane, by collecting the grey items you get a little more sane with every one you collect. I am now VERY sane indeed. Zul'drak Sentinel is my friend.

Comment by Faell

Despite what several high rated comments say, you do NOT get any type of buff when you equip this item. Nor does anything appear in your combat log about you gaining any type of buff. This item does nothing but allow people to hover over the item while you have it equipped and read the description.

Comment by Alterraia

Only it reads "Everyone sees just how awesome you are, because you're just. That. Amazing."

Comment by Khadhar

We just need an Old Spice trinket and WoW would be complete.

Comment by Bollhoj

Before, I looked up this item and it said it had a small drop chance from Patroller's Pack, but now when I check it doesn't say it drops from Patroller's Pack. Anyone know if this item got removed or simply "moved"?

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Comment by junkseer

The Troll Patrol Daily is marked as no longer awailable, is that true or just a bug?

Comment by Hakunamatata

By slayer50513 (2,384 – 3·21) 4 days ago (Patch 4.2.2)What's sad is we now have 10k GS with cata....

What's really sad is that people still use that garbage in cata.

Comment by Amtotn

Very similar to Precious' Ribbon (Gives you a "Cool (AWESOME)" Buff, which does nothing... but, its awesome.. pure, awesom.. full - of - win... OK, OK)Wish it was like the Haunted Memento, such a waste that we gotta equip it for to get the buff... awesome... buff... must.. get.

Comment by Sukauto

Little known fact: Saurfang has two of these equipped.

Comment by Wiltavian

UPDATE 5/24/2012

Been trying for this thing forever. Takes 6 dailies ouch. Was in a convo with a GM on a different matter and he asked me if anything else he could help me with. I said, "yeah, can can you pls confirm to me that the Deputy's Badge drops from the final loot. He took like 10 minutes, but came back with, in troll fashion as I was, "Yeah mon it stills drops but way rare".

Comment by deathbysoda

Gotten yesterday. still drops. 4/15/2013

Comment by Azurfel

After 6 long years of doing the dailies almost every single day, i finally got it on 2015.01.18!

I will submit a pic soon.

I have the looter installed, so hopefully the "Contained In" section will update as well.

Edit: My pics don't seem to have been approved, but my drop was counted for the "Contained In" section, which seems good enough.Good luck if you are still farming it!

Comment by dracolight

Also confirming the item still drops, as I just got it today (4/27/15).