If you crave more than a generic corner pub or bar, don your explorer’s hat and quench your thirst at these spots — which happen to be located in the farthest-flung corners of the world.

Should you make your way to these barstools, you’ll be rewarded with epic tales to share for the rest of your life.

– SubSix, Maldives

It’s not quite “Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea,” but it could certainly pass for “The Little Mermaid”s splashy digs. Enveloped in the beauty of marine life, this posh underwater restaurant and bar belongs to Niyama Private Islands Maldives (a Per Aquum Retreats, Resorts and Residences property) on the island of Huluwalu in the Maldives.

You’ll first need to get to the the luxury resort via a 40-minute seaplane ride from Malé International Airport. Once at Niyama, board a speedboat to the dock at SubSix, about 550 yards offshore, 10 to 15 minutes depending on how choppy the water is. Once there, descend a grand staircase six metres below sea level, pull up a seat at the clam-inspired Subsix Bar, and marvel at the majesty of aquatic life careening by, such as hawksbill turtles, moray eels and rainbow-hued fish. Although the menu of sips is extensive, it seems most appropriate to pop a bottle of Dom Perignon and toast your surreal surroundings with a glass of bubbly.

The SubSix bar at Niyama Private Islands Maldives, on the island of Huluwalu in the Maldives.Niyama Maldives /
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– Albatross Bar, Tristan da Cunha island

The journey to Edinburgh of the Seven Seas, a village considered the most remote on Earth, requires a week-long trip on a supply ship that leaves Capetown, South Africa, just 12 times a year. It is on the main island of Tristan Da Cunha, a British Overseas Territory in the far South Atlantic. Called “the Settlement” by locals, the town is built on a rocky flat beside Queen Mary’s Peak, an active volcano. It features one bar, the Albatross, which is a taproom inside the local common house, Prince Philip Hall.

– Three Camel Lodge, Mongolia

The vast, cold, and rocky landscape of the Gobi Desert, considered the world’s fifth-largest, is home to the Thirsty Camel Bar. Located in Omnogobi Aimag (South Gobi Province), Mongolia’s southernmost province in Mongolia, the bar is surrounded by such natural wonders as snow leopards, Gobi bears, desert basins and the Mongol Altai Mountain Range. The weather is volatile and given to extremes: Winds can cause drastic shifts in temperature, ranging from -40 degrees Fahrenheit in the winter to 113 degrees in the summer, and the temperature can shift as much as 63 degrees in 24 hours.

Those who can brave the climate will need to have patience as well. Getting to Three Camel Lodge requires a 90-minute flight from the capital, Ulaanbaatar, to Dalanzadgad, on the edge of the Gobi Desert. From there, it is another 90-minute drive by off-road vehicle to reach the lodge in Gobi Gurvansaikhan National Park. To celebrate your arrival, whisky is in order at the Thirsty Camel Bar, which boasts a premium selection from Scotland and Japan, as well as craft distillery bottles from the U.S.

The bar at Three Camel Lodge near Dalanzadgad, Mongolia.Three Camel Lodge /
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– Faraday Bar, Antarctica

If you don’t fancy human companionship, you can make pals with the penguins neighbouring this bar on an island eight kilometres off the Antarctic Peninsula and surrounded by massive mountains, snow, and sheets of ice. Once a British Antarctic expeditionary base dating to 1947, Vernadsky Research Base was purchased by Ukraine in 1996 for 1 British pound.

If you’re not a scientist, you can get there through a tourism outfitter such as One Ocean Expeditions, which can make a pit stop at the base. Serving the base’s rotating cast of scientists and staff, Faraday is considered the southernmost drinking hole in the world. It’s festooned with Ukranian and British flags and other knicknacks, and offers a cool factor (literally and figuratively) while you down your $3 shot of vodka brewed on-site. And ladies, you’re in luck-drinks are on the house as long as you donate your underwear to the bar’s decorative display. Still, considering that the temperature outside can dip to minus 89 degrees, removing a layer might not be the best idea.

A view of Adamstown, Pitcairn Island, where under the leadership of legendary mutineer Fletcher Christian, rebel sailors from the HMS Bounty settled in 1790.Visit Pitcairn /
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– Christian’s Café, Pitcairn Island

Christian’s Café is in Adamstown, the capital and sole settlement of the volcanic Pitcairn Islands archipelago in the South Pacific, between Australia and South America. Under the leadership of legendary mutineer Fletcher Christian, rebel sailors from the HMS Bounty settled on the rugged landscape in 1790, along with Tahitian companions. Hundreds of years ago, the town had a reputation as a village of violent drunks, but the island’s residents (about 50) now keep to themselves. Their sole bar began serving alcohol in 2009, keeps minimal hours and is open only after 6:30 p.m. on Fridays.

There are no flights to Adamstown; you must come by boat, and resources are scarce. (If you plan on staying more than two weeks, you’ll need a license from the governor). Should you succeed in your quest for a drink here, pull up a chair and chat with the locals. They speak Pitkern, a mixture of 18th-century English, Tahitian and sailors’ patois.

– Camp Kalahari, Botswana

Calling the bar at Camp Kalahari an “oasis” is fitting, as it is in the heart of Botswana’s dry savanna. The safari outfitter is on Makgadikgadi Pans Game Reserve, where there is a large concentration of salt pans-vast deserts where little wildlife can endure extreme conditions of harsh winds and scorching heat. It’s a place where “nothingness stretches as far as the eye can see, and so quiet that one can actually see the curve of the Earth and hear the blood circulate through their ears,” said Dave van Smeerdijk, a founder of the Natural Selection chain of lodges, of which Camp Kalahari is a member. Other areas feature such wildlife as wildebeest, zebras, and flamingos.

One can contemplate philosophical musings at Camp Kalahari’s rustic lodge bar with a classic gin and tonic. The space exudes old-world charm and is crammed with wooden chests, maps, soft cushions and portraits of intrepid explorers.

The village of Inverie on the Knoydart Peninsula in the Scottish highlands.The Old Forge /
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– The Old Forge, Scotland

Located in the village of Inverie on the Knoydart Peninsula in the Scottish Highlands, the Old Forge is Britain’s most remote pub, and quite good, according to Peter Irvine’s book “Scotland the Best.” There are no roads to it; the nearest accessible town is Mallaig, itself a four-hour ride northwest of Glasgow.

Once in Mallaig, the only way to access the pub is via an 29-kilometre hike over a Highlands mountain pass or a 11-kilometre sea crossing. If you opt for the latter, don’t be surprised if you encounter buzzards, red deer and grey seals along the coastline. Despite the numerous obstacles, visitors who rise to the challenge are rewarded generously with seafood feasts and local brews upon arriving. The Old Forge curates a unique list of craft beers, including its own ale, put forth by the Ness Brewery in Fort Augustus; it’s called (what else?) RemoteNESS. Those who don’t fancy a pint won’t be judged (much) and can choose from a robust wine menu that offers organic selections.

– The Irish Pub, Nepal

Before conquering Mount Everest, many first tamp down the knots in their stomachs with a pint at the local pub. Located in the sherpa town of Namche Bazaar, a Nepalese village built into a steep slope, the Irish Pub claims to be the watering hole with the world’s highest altitude. Having braved shortness of breath, dizzying heights, and extremely cold weather conditions, getting to the destination itself will make you reach for a pint.

Visitors must first fly into the cliff-side Lukla Airport, described by the History Channel as “the most dangerous airport in the world for over 20 years.” They must then trek two days across unsteady suspension bridges at heights of more than three kilometres. Salvation awaits you if and when you arrive in form of the pub’s array of wines, stout, and spirits-all imported via your friendly neighbourhood mule or yak train.

– Lost Bar, Russia

It holds the reputation of being “the loneliest bar in the world” because, apparently, no one would want to visit it. Historically, the area existed as a stopover for reindeer herders in the 1920s and ’30s. Today, a major contributing factor to a lack of tourists is likely the bone-chilling, deathly cold; the Lost Bar is in Oymyakon, Russia, known as the coldest inhabited town on Earth. In fact, the “Pole of Cold” gets such freezing temperatures that merely wearing glasses can pose a threat to your life; they can freeze to your face. A day in Oymyakon, in eastern Russia, can be as brief as three hours in December or as long as 21 hours in the summer.

If this isn’t a deterrent and you’re of the “cold never bothered me anyway” camp, you’ll need to fly into the closest neighbouring city, the regional capital of Yakutsk. From there, it is a two-day drive to Oymyakon, whose overall population is around 500. The small, no-frills bar is well-heated and stocks-what else?-plenty of vodka.

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