By now, most of the world has had the pleasure of seeing what will surely go down down as the most epic eye roll in world history. But what did John Boehner say to cause Michelle Obama to throw such record-breaking shade during the post-inauguration luncheon?

Here are some ideas:

"Why won't you two come over and try the tanning bed? It does wonders for the skin."

"I heard you guys are serving Cheeze-Its tonight. That's just a rumor, right?"

"Did you see George Stephanopoulos confuse Bill Russell and Morgan Freeman? I think it was an honest mistake."

"So, Mr. President, you like the bangs? They're cute, but I kind of prefer Michelle without them."

"Debbie wants bangs. But I won't let her have them. I like to see a woman's forehead."