You’d think that FIFA 15 wouldn’t really matter to those who are actually playing the games represented virtually on their consoles… but it appears that it really does!

A host of Premier League players have called out EA Sports after witnessing their stats and appearances in the latest installation of the hit game series, which will be taking over our lives and ruining relationships soon. Rio Ferdinand was most annoyed with his pace (although anyone who’s seen QPR this season will wonder how he’s got over 40 in the department), while Chelsea’s Eden Hazard is adamant that he’s actually taller than he’s made out to be.

Elsewhere Samir Nasri was also riled by his top speed, while Andros ‘cut in and shoot’ Townsend found his overall ratings to be below what he expected.

Watch the video below and just pray you don’t end up on the wrong side of Rio at some point, as he will come and talk to you “face-to-face”…