Scoreboardwatcher is indifferent to the Canes losing, because it meant the Leafs won 3-0, and scoreboardwatcher likes his Leaf schadenfreude a little too much. The next great Leaf goalie James Reimer had 27 saves for the shutout;

We'll leave scoreboardwatcher with one last piece of good news, the Thrash losing;

The most interesting thing about the recap of the Flyers' 3-2 win over the Preds is in the game notes section where it says Bernie Parent is the commissioner of the Wing Bowl chicken-wing eating competition;

Of course it's not just SB XLV this weekend, its also Lingerie Bowl VIII. Hey, it's lasted longer than both the USFL and the XFL. To celebrate, here's some LFL players posing for Playboy (no, TMS is not sponsored by Playboy. Call us, Hef!). Happy Sexy Friday everyone.

@anon: Fuck the Laffs and Bruins. The Bruins can have the top pick for the next five years and we'll still own them for the next 25. So fuck 'em. The leaf win was only good from the scoreboardwatcher's perspective.

All of my Hab friends are lamenting the Super Bowl weekend curse, citing the beginning of the downfall for the Habs. I don't recall them sucking every SB weekend, so did some research. Turns out they are 5-5 since the lockout. 3-2 on Saturday. 2-3 on Sunday. Lost both 2 years ago. Won both in '06 (shutout the B's and Philthy Phuckers). Others were all splits.

So a split this weekend seems imminent. Beat the rags, lose to Fat Marty and carry on.

It's just that hockey is a sport that should be enjoyed by all and you're really excluding a large portion of people with the language and images. This is a Montreal Canadiens blog, let's just focus on them. There's enough swearing and sex on the rest of the internet.

I didn't mean to offend anyone. I just mean that you can get your point across without pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Take the commentor Orangeman. His posts evoke the biting wit of Oscar Wilde, the thoughtful insight of Hemmingway and the playful dread of Edgar Allen Poe, all without lowering himself to your standards. In simple text he exudes such raw masculinity that not only makes the rest of you look childlike, but also forces me to re-evaluate my own heterosexuality. His easy use of facts and numbers to illustrate his complex arguments are enough to prove his superior knowledge (and ferocious libido). His ideas are all the profanity I need, his words the only sex.

anon I am not offended in the least. this blog has sex and swearing. it also has rock 'n roll, Gulliver's travels, and more Jewish humour than you can shake a mezzuzah at. we have all sorts of stuff. take it or leave it

And as I tried being reasonable, expressing my point of view in a calm, mature fashion, trying to keep my psychotic opinion on the DL, to a degree but to no avail, HEY Anonymous don't like it FUCK OFF AND GO ELSEWHERE.

As for the swears in the posts...it just gets old guys. You try to look like real toughies. And lawyergirl, you and your big mouth, you must scare half the male population away. Never would I take you home to Mom. When I close my eyes and conjure a mental likeness to that of your filthy mouth, Rosanna Barr comes to mind. Ewww. And I'm starting to think that lawyergirl77 (please God, tell me there are not 76 before her) = Habsfan29 = Goldengirl11.

As for other blogs you mention such as J.T., yup, that woman has total class, is beyond witty and funny without the high school trash talk.

If you want to discuss further, I am happy to meet you face-to-face in a downtown bar over a hockey game. We'll see how much swearing you'll do in public.

@anon (whoever) - LG is the greatest women ever who every man would die for. gorgeous, killer cook, and can slam down the scotCHes better than Boone. my mom loves her. of course, mom has the mouth of a sailor. you know, like everyone but you

@Anon, since I am from Toronto, it always seemed to me there are no assholes in Montreal, and it always made me wonder why the people dont explode, but now I know how its done, your full of the Shit for the entire population.

You seem to have this thing for "assholes". Is there something you're not telling us. And just because you make so many wild assumptions, I'm an American transferred to Montreal for a few years who happens to love the Habs as much as anyone.

GG, LG, 29...who ever you are, I'm starting to suspect this blog is a one-man show. And I don't see a gorgeous cick whe I envision you or a good cook if you model yourself after Montreal's bad food.

Guys and gals. If we can learn anything from my little experiment this morning is that we shouldn't waste our time and efforts on responding to people who can't even come out from under 'anonymous'. It might feel good to respond, you might even think you're standing up for a friend, but you're really just fueling the fire.

I've decided that I will have a good hung over brunch for the game tomorrow at Station du Sports. Yes, I'm going to drink tonight specifically to have a hung over meal tomorrow. The things I do for my Habs.

Fuck, the one time I fucking post on the fucking internet and I seem to get caught in the middle of something I had no intentions of getting into. I just wanted to post the FUCKING article about Hammer and Spacek. Well I think I learned my lesson and will not post anywhere again. By the way I love the site, keep up the good work and GYMFHG.

Wow, LG77, so uptight, are we? Sometimes my big fat fingers hit or miss the keys on my IPhone. Is there no room for forgiveness? And now that you mention the Cacadian educational system, can I take aim at that too? I promise you though, you won't like what I have to say.

Saturday is Bob Marleys 66 birthday, and in his spirit and his advice which I am prone to take, I say No Women no Child, and that means with no Anon Asshole, we could all go back to the way it was, erudite sophisticated hockey fans of all stripes working for a better world with more sexy Fridays and more parades.

If this does not work, lets just cancel the fucking Internet, it has worked wonders in Eypt.

@31 I totally agree, the NFL is a great metaphor or simile or something Shake sphere for America. It is a fucked up artificial game that only mutants can play, it lasts a long time but actual action can be measured by the number of drinks you must consume to even stay awake. The final outcome is pre determined by the betting line in Las Vagas and there is not one player on either team you would allow to date choculas daughter.

You know, I was a little worried about starting to post here since I'm new to hockey (only 2 years in, so far). But I feel much more confident now that Anonymous has lowered the bar so far for the new kids.

About Four Habs Fans

The Four(-ish) Habs Fans are four(-ish) Habs fans. Three are from Montreal, though one of those is now stuck in the middle of the Red Mile. The other somehow grew up a Habs fan in the middle of Ontario Cottage Country, and now lives in Hogtown. Some of them are lawyers, so they are opinionated, and may or may not be assholes.

HabsFan29 is a lifelong Montrealer who decided the Four Habs Fans' email exchanges about the Habs were just too stupidly amusing and occasionally intelligent not to share with the world. The 29 is for the greatest (only?) Goalie-lawyer-PM candidate ever. He would like his mom to know that his meth habit is overstated on this blog for comedic effect.

HabsFan4 paid tribute to one of the finest gentlemen to ever don a Canadiens sweater. His legacy as one of the pioneers of the Gangsta Rap movement has always been understated. His Jaro posts will be recalled fondly by all.

HabsFanForever33 aka Panger is a Montrealer in Exile currently residing mere blocks from the Red Mile, yet whose passion for all things Canadiens has only embiggened with distance. HFF33 worships at the altar of St. Patrick. Panger still gets chills recalling the moment he met the greatest goal-scorer of all time, The Rocket. HFF33 is a life-long Habs fan, except during the Houle-Tremblay Era, when Le Club de Hockey Canadiens was dead to Panger.

HabsFan10 grew up watching Le Demon Blond on Radio-Canada with his unilingual English Dad in a WASPy little town in Maple Leafs country, at least until the playoffs each year, when he got to hear Danny Gallivan and Dick Irvin because the Leafs played on opposite nights (if they made the playoffs at all). Rick Middleton and Cam Neely sometimes haunt his dreams. He thinks Thurso, Quebec should be declared a national historical site. If you aren't sure what the 10 in HF10 stands for, you're on the wrong site, buster.

All mind-bogglingly warped Photoshop work courtesy the warped mind of GoldenGirl11 a.k.a. LukeyNussbaum11. All stripperrific vision expressed by contributors through Photoshop are solely those of the individual writer and do not reflect the opinions of GG11, a card carrying feminist, although she's sure that they are the opinions of her four sons even if they don't care to admit it.

moeman born in l'Estie'd'Québec, was baptized Maurice because well his Mom, seeing his beautiful dark locks and glaring eyes knew he'd need a namesake, actually it was his Mon Oncle Yvon that CHristened his Habstism, deep in central Ontario no less. He took life's circuitous route and blessed his own son with the name Patrick in 1993. He also has a gorgeous daughter but she's a Sens fan, so, meh. moeman loves women, wine, song, women, Habs, his kids, women, iOS Apps, hockey blogging women and women. His other passion, he hates the leaf. He also loves women.