Ok, I have avoided the whole PageRankbrew-ha-ha up until this point (it's actually only TOOLBAR PAGERANK that we know of - silly imps) ... but simply because I like to stay in step with the latest craze, like the cool kids do, I have 3 things to add to the pile of steaming crap that is this recent fascination among the minions;

First;

Second

and Third

A ranting we will go, a ranting we will go  some fun with my therapist...

Dave: Whats up Doc?

Doc: Not much Dave, how have you been?

Dave: Great cept < shudder weevil > .. my work is kinda screwed up.

Doc: uh hummmm . <scribble  scribble>

Dave: I stopped watching CNN like ya asked me too and I am pretty sure the world aint gonna end, at least if it does, I wont see it coming. Now I am getting creeped out by my work. <shake spudder>

Doc: <scribble> how so..?

Dave: Well, I am trying to get sane and I cant figure out what the hell I am aiming for. The so-called 'normal' people are freaking me out. I mean, there is this California dood, and he is the Public Relations (PR?) guy for a department of amajor search engine. And when he sneezes the entire industry goes looking for a flu shot <sneezle  wonk>

Doc: .. and germs creep you out?

Dave: Well, yeah, but that aint my point. You see, I cant tell if the other kids in my class are really getting sick from the flu or simply faking it to get attention. Thats what PageRank will do to ya.

Doc: ..and whats a pagerank?<scribble,scribble,scribble>

Dave: hopefully Top 10  but whats it to ya?  ba-dum-dum --

Doc: Excuse me? <drops pencil>

Dave: Point is, what can I do? These folks are REALLY nutz. Am I really trying to achieve this level of insanity to feel some sense of normalcy? Or is everybody crazy?

Doc: Lets up your dosage and see how it goes .. maybe your PageRank will feel better in the morning. <books next appointment>