Iguanamen Infiltrate the OPC

It seems Trueman spoke truth when he alluded to an invasion of the Iguanamen in his recent `Thank God for Bandit Country.' Here is proof positive that his own denomination has been infiltrated by creatures from the planet Iguanadon who are now conducting brainwashing (or `re-education') sessions for children at an OPC church. To protect the families involved, we at Ref21are keeping the location a secret from all but the FBI, the cast of the X Files, and the social services, but we do wonder what the gentlemen at Christ the Center would make of this sinister development. Think of the children!!!

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