The Pope
Got to be. Promoting homophobic policies... check. Demonizing condoms in AIDS hotzones... check. Being anachronistically misogynistic... check. Banging on about the holiness of poverty while sat on a 12ft high GOLDEN THRONE... check.

But for deliberately obstructing police investigations into child abuse, deliberately moving abusive priests into new areas with fresh children to abuse, deliberately blaming anyone else other than himself and the church, while all the time trying to paint himself as somehow on the moral high ground and the "real victim" in all this... big fat fucking 12 FOOT HIGH GOLDEN CHECK.

Terry 'now where did I leave my car' Pratchett
For being a spasticated-hat-wearing, smug, shit-book-writing solid gold Alzheimers cunt. The only thing worse than his bent books is his army of Simpsons-tie wearing lolwaki fans. What kind of turd dresses up as a character from a third-rate fantasy novel and goes to a convention chock full of likeminded deacons? A Colin Hunt, Iron Maiden listening WoWer, that's who.

I hope he dies on Christmas Day, burnt to death in a house fire caused by his own mental decline. Douglas Adams was shit too. So is Red fucking Dwarf. And so are you.
(Monty Boyce,My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 10:42,
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The general public of Britain
for almost universally adopting the policy "it isn't affecting me right now this instant as we speak so why the fuck should I care?".
(StapMyVitalswouldn't mind a bit of that, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 12:55,
7 replies)

We, the people
For letting ourselves be conned into believing that, even after decades of political corruptness, we could trust a politician to keep his word,

for letting society get to a point where a man can be jailed for telling everyone what the people who run our lives truly think,

first...balls second
Predictable but that spinless turncoat Clegg. History would remember you as the man who sold the youth of the future up the river. But since the universities will be full of the Rich and the Welsh no one will remember.

And a honourable mention to the rozzers who decied to enact their own Little Britan Sketch on Jody Mcintrye.
(Grubeing trolled since 1998, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 12:37,
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The People of Wooton Bassett
wheel a Tesco trolley down the high street full of Iraqi and Afghani child sized coffins once in a while you smug cunts!
(cakeburglarstill bored with Freebase, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 4:56,
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David Cameron
I know there's not a lot of love for Cleggy-chops at the moment, but let's not forget whose party actually proposed the grossly misdirected round of cuts in the first place. He's getting all of the most disgusting cuts to welfare, the rape of student finances, and the fudging of figures with the NHS out of the way early while the Lib Dems are too scared to complain and lose their (limited) grip on power.

The real schism in the Coalition will come over something far more trivial, like a 5p rise in garlic prices, or an 'unsustainable' level of Observer readership. Or something.
(zeppelin boy, Fri 24 Dec 2010, 15:51,
1 reply)

Simon Cockwell... i mean Cowell
For continuing to rape the soul of music year in year out.
(Squid83, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:39,
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Julian Assange.
I didn't vote for the cunt for person of the year, and until we have an award for Creepy Rapist of the year, this'll have to do.
(The Hedgehog From Hell, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:50,
19 replies)

I see, predictably,
...that the Clegg nominations have started.

Let me offer an alternative: you lot. Yes, you, you bunch of mongs. Or rather, anyone who didn't actually go out and vote Liberal Democrat.

Because, thing is, if you had done, then maybe we wouldn't have a sodding coalition. We'd have a genuine Liberal Democrat Government, and maybe - just - it might be able to keep a few more of the pledges.

Instead we have over five times as many Conservatives as LibDems. This is due, funnily enough, to more mongs voting Conservative. Now it would be lovely if, where their policies conflict (as with tuition fees and a zillion others), the LibDem policies held sway. But simple force of numbers means it ain't gonna happen. Instead, basically, we get a Conservative government but 16.6666% less evil (I think my maths is right. The coincidence of the word "Conservative" and the number "666" makes me think it must be).

The single most depressing post-election statistic I've seen is this one. "The polling over-statement of the Liberal Democrats was caused by a lot of their support coming from the young who, as it turned out, failed to vote." Or, in other words, we could have got a decent result for once... if people who blithely said to the pollsters "oh, of course, I'll be voting LibDem" had actually bothered to go down and vote.

All that fucking stage time and you fill the world with dross that every cunt has already noticed. Breaks my heart! This can't be what people what. It just can't.
(waxdarthello., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:39,
1 reply)

It's not just Clegg who's sold his tuchus to Cameron. It's the whole lot of them: Cable, Hughes, Campbell, right down to the grassroots. All those posturing bastards who sneered at the other political parties for not being progressive, honest or "fair"

Now, as higher education is ripped out of the hands of ordinary people, thousands upon thousands lose their jobs and the economy floats down the pan on the back of purely ideological cuts, we see the Lib Dems for what they are: limp-wristed, spineless, gutless, corporate little bitches. To use Bill Hicks's phrase: suckers of Satan's cock every single one of them.
(calgacusNon sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 13:51,
8 replies)