Funny Quotations from I Love Lucy

Funny "I Love Lucy" is a television sitcom originally airing from 1951 to 1957, but was also extended into a modified version for another three seasons until 1960. The show was changed into "The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour". "I Love Lucy" stars Lucille Ball, Desi Arnaz, Vivian Vance, and William Frawley. The show is rated second on TV Guide's lst of television's greatest shows and was the most watched show in the United States for four of its six seasons. The television show follows the life of Lucy and Ricky.

You'll find some of the many hilarious quotes from "I Love Lucy" below.

Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's actin' crazy.Fred Mertz: Crazy for Lucy, or crazy for ordinary people?
Lucy Ricardo: If some other woman were to take Fred away from you, you'd be singing a different tune, too.Ethel Mertz: Yeah, "Happy Days Are Here Again".
Fred Mertz: She said my mother looks like a weasel.Lucy Ricardo: Ethel, apologize.Ethel Mertz: I'm sorry your mother looks like a weasel.
Lucy Ricardo: I want the names to be unique and euphonious.Ricky Ricardo: Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.
Lucy Ricardo: Ricky, we're revolting.Ricky Ricardo: No more than usual.
Ethel Mertz: Gee, this high altitude sure gives me an appetite.Fred Mertz: What's your excuse at sea level?
[inside an Italian train with a cramped seat Fred's asleep]Ethel Mertz: Fred, Fred, wake up sleeping beauty.Lucy Ricardo: You couldn't wake him up with a stick of dynamite.Ethel Mertz: Hey I got an idea...
[yells]Ethel Mertz: Hey look there goes Gina Lollobrigida.Fred Mertz: [gets up from his seat excited] Where? Where? Where?
Ethel Mertz: If I let my hair go like that you'd never let me hear the end of it.Fred Mertz: Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that I wouldn't care if you were bald.
Peggy: Ricky's middle aged. He must be pushing 23.Lucy Ricardo: Yeah he's pushing 23 alright. He's pushed it all the way to 35.
Lucy Ricardo: What are you? The Cuban television network?Ricky Ricardo: Yes. CBS. The Cuban Broadcasting System.
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