Fresh from relaxing on a beach in North Wales, Ivan’s back to gloat about a post-Brexit Britain collecting all the gold Rio can offer (that the EU tried to claim as their own). Then he and Byron discuss Canada’s religious reverence for “The Fatally Flawed,” Vancouver girls vs. Liverpool girls, Justin Trudeau speaking for the Pokemon Go generation, worshipping Satan at Dude Chilling Park, Hillary Clinton’s health issues and all those bizarrely convenient deaths of people who piss her off.

Plus: news stories about open dildo carry in Texas, a rape accusation plagiarized from 50 Shades of Grey, and beavers use a leg to decorate their damn in Wisconsin, and a history lesson on spit-roasting Poland.