Never have a boring trip to the toilet again.

Toilet Material: Very Short Stories for Very Short Attention Spans has 38 short stories that deliver big laughs at a rapid-fire pace. One minute you’re in the middle of a conversation between a couple on the night they signed their prenup, and the next, a man abducted by aliens is failing to convince news reporters he wasn’t probed while aboard the UFO.

I used to do stand-up comedy. Now I write stuff.

I spent years as a regular performer at the World Famous Improv and Laugh Factory comedy clubs in Hollywood, touring over 15 different states. The life of a touring comic eventually lost it's luster, and I've since turned my focus solely to writing. To see what I'm currently working on, go to my NOW page.

WORK WITH ME

Want to add some humor to your brand, website, or other project?

I'm a writer for hire! I have over a decade of professional writing experience, and have helped both individuals and companies build up their brand, and create websites and ad campaigns that get noticed.