'Tis the season, sure whatever, but admit it: sometimes all you want to do is slip away from family and friends, strip down and wrap an oversized bow around your naked body. What's more luxurious then that?

You're so right ASOS, I *wouldn't* want to miss you trying to sell me a massive tit bow.

And now, thanks once more to Twitter, the body bow is trending once more.

what in the living fuck is this, asos

That crotch Photoshop, though... @hayleycampbell @missyasin @ASOS

@hayleycampbell @FloxxieWalker is there a men's version? asking for a friend

This isn't the first time Asos has been mocked for questionable designs. In August, Twitter dragged the brand for selling strap-on animal tails. "It is always our priority to know what our customers are loving and ensure we have the right product for that moment," Asos told Mic at the time.