Wow, I just kind of feel bad for the horse that you will see all day, guaranteed. They are beasts of burden, but this one is just too much to bear. Somebody is getting the Lap Band surgery for Christmas after this embarrassing little fiasco.

The bull-riding ain't over until the fat lady takes a hilarious face-first dive off of her mechanical bull. I don't know which kind of video I prefer: hot girls riding mechanical bulls in slow-motion, or the exact opposite. At first glance, you might be confused as to which bull is riding the other, but then you'll realize that it's actually a female rider who is about to be tossed off. Easy mistake to make.

Horse Sex? Not Technically. Hot? Most definitely. This sexy blonde is having horse sex getting the ride of her life from that equine machine. While she doesnt have to deal with the mess, or inherent danger of a real horse. She does need a steady supply of quarters to keep the sex going with her mechanical stallion. But a long line of store patrons would happily give her a quarter to enjoy the horse sex show. We should shop where shes shopping.

If you could see the top part of this lovely, gyrating ladys face, youd see that she has a distinctive resemblance to one Sarah Jessica Parker, of Sex and the City Fame. And, if youve been on the internet or read gossip type magazines before, you know why this video is now titled horse sex, dont you?

Zoophiles just wanna have fun! I cant believe those poor horses have to have sex with these freaks! Do you think that some horse sex perpetrators have more problem getting their horses involved than others? Do animals find some human mates more attractive than others? This are questions that were not really sure whether or not we want the answers to these questions.

It seems like every horse video ends up with horses doing some kind of bodily harm to humans, but I am OK with that. This horse just found out the painful truth about three-ways: One person always ends up feeling hurt. It's even worse when equestrians are involved, for a variety of reasons that I don't need to state here.
At first, it almost seems like this is all part of some horse jumping trick that goes hilariously wrong when everyone realizes that the horse is actually just feeling very frisky. It could be a pretty run-of-the-mill horse humping video, but then things get a little ugly. In fact, it may be the first dual horse sex and horse riding fail in the history of the internet.
There is no information as to what sort of ceremony in which these horses and pretty ladies happen to be participating, but it must be some sort of community festival or pageant. Surely, this kind of thing has happened before. The same way that bul