This is a Portal cake that looks like it's falling through a portal thanks to a clever cut and some custom light-up cake plates. You have to admit, it's a pretty smart way to salvage a cake that's fallen on the floor. Me? I would have just slapped another layer of icing on it. Nobody expects to find hair UNDER the frosting.

Hit the jump for a closeup.

Thanks to PYY, who can bake cakes faster than the gingerbread man and not just because I gnawed his arms off but I was high and I don't regret it.