Tiger Woods, This is How You Should Have Confessed You Cheated to Elin Nordegren!

Have you ever been cheated on and wished your guy would just come clean? An expert tells us what you – and Elin – deserve to hear.

Elin Nordegren deserves a heck of a lot more than a simple apology from her philandering husband. On the slim chance that the gorgeous Swede decides to forgive and forget Tiger Wood’s alleged baker’s dozen of indiscretions, she’ll need some serious promises and a pretty heavy apology.

Lucky for Tiger, he has HollywoodLife.com to help him out. Matt Titus, relationship expert and author of Why Hasn’t He Called Yet, has drafted a letter specifically for the golf pro to read out to his cuckolded wife. Are you paying attention, Tiger? Warning: you better get down on your hands and knees to do this.

“Elin, I really can’t make the things that I have done go away. I have made some terrible mistakes with our relationship. I have been unfaithful numerous times with women that didn’t mean anything to me but immediate sexual satisfaction. I lost touch with who I was to you and our children through my own selfishness. I am willing to do anything to save our marriage. I will immediately take a leave of absence from the game, I will immediately go into therapy and when I do resume playing, I will only travel with you and the children. Please give me a second chance to show you the man I can become.”