Considering I only have guns like the Conference Call and ducking Norfleet in Borderlands 2...I'll save the fucking world. But I was playing DoDonPachi last. So not only do I have BROKEN weaopons, I have shelter, transportation, and unlimited ammo.

To be fair, a bow'n'arrow would be better than most guns.I'd personally hope to be stuck with a crossbow, a fireman's-axe and maybe a small handgun to prevent scavengers from robbing my arse,but since the last game I played was SystemShock2 I'd end up with a fusion-cannon that is preeetty impractical :I

w00t, I have the Quake 3 rocket launcher! It has a near bottomless clip size limited only by the number of rockets I can find, it fires at a fairly fast pace for a rocket launcher, it's powerful enough to completely disintegrate someone into giblets AND I can use it to rocket jump! I'm only doomed if I'm forced to use it in tight corridors. XD

Zombie apocalypse vs. Master Assassin with Hidden Blades, throwing knives, a dagger, a sword, a mini gun, smoke bombs, poison, armor, crazy fighting and climbing skills, and tons of medicine? No problem. (Yes, I used all of those the last time I played, and they're always on my person, so that counts right? )