A dictionary of terms used by the locals. If
you feel we have missed any others, please let us know. You know the
drill, e-mail us at dictionary@rebelsonline.co.uk

Adrian Blake - Having the attention span
of a......

Al-James Hannigan
-
Possessing a particularly large pair of ears and having a propensity
for orange vegetables

Albert - The ability to support a team
best by not attending matches (See Jinx).

Aldershot - Possessing a large and
annoying following despite the fact that the team consistently
underachieves.

Amber - A colour that, for
some mysterious reason, was mistaken for fluorescent yellow for a
few years.

Andy Deaner - The act of attempting a
spectacular overhead volley, whilst only succeeding in missing the
ball completely, and ending up in a crumpled heap on the floor.
Common use: He did an Andy Deaner there!

Aylesbury
- Possessing an annoying ability to score at least one more goal
than we do.

Berks and Bucks Cup - Two
blokes in the away end.

Billericay Town -
Having flags of an unbelievable size.

Boreham
Wood - The act of signing virtually the entirety of another
team's squad, thus consigning yourself to a season of mid-table
obscurity.

Canvey Island - Possessing a
trumpeter who only knows one tune, and that tune he is unable to
play.

Car Park - Area of land where you
are in extreme danger of being brained by a golf ball, or an Andy
Deaner Shot.