Some men from <whatever place/group you like to mock> decide that they should rob a bank. They search for a suitable and vulnerable location and finally decide on a target. In the dead of night, they flawlessly break in and reach the vaults. They crack open the first safe and are disappointed to find a jar of vanilla ice cream. They decide to eat it as a treat for themselves and carry on. They open the next safe and find that it, too, is full of Vanilla ice cream, which they eat. They continue searching and each time they find some ice cream, eating it on every occasion. They find no money and leave the bank feeling rather nauseous. They still feel nauseous in the morning and wake up to the headline on the local newspaper: '<location of subjects>'s LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED'.