10. “Is it me, or do these yams look like Meg Ryan?”9. “If the guy didn’t want to work for free, why did he become a writer in the first place?”8. “I heard Ari’s party had three turkeys.”7. “I’ll be right back, I have to post 10 more positive reviews of New Moon on Metacritic.”6. “Wow Roland, these CGI mashed potatoes are delicious! You’re such a fucking genius.”5. “Well, at least I didn’t produce All About Steve. That’s something to be thankful for.”4. “God I love pumpkin pie! I need to call my assistant and fire her for never buying me one before.”3. “Man, I’m gonna be needing the Lipitor tonight.”2. “Aw shit. Who invited Dane Cook?”1. _____________________