This episode was late because Sam was visiting the land of scorpions. We made a startling discovery related to weasels. Anyway, Sam had to interact with a conspiracy theorist. So, I guess a run of the mill conservative.

We talked about some severe phone trauma we each had. And also Kid Rock. Then we did a bonus for patrons only and was really really good. You are absolutely missing out if you don’t go to patreon.com/shoeshine and pledge as little as a nothing per nothing.

With every download of the Comedy Shoeshine podcast you’re entitled to one free dark web scan. It’s just as effective as anyone else’s dark web scans. We’ve got not 1, not 2, not 75, but 4 commercials to make fun of!!!! It’s playoff football and that means we’re stuck watching shitty commercials all day. But before that, Sam’s got a tremendous doctor story for ya. He went to get nothing done about his back.

We’ve been bombarded with shitty commercials all weekend so we complain about those some. Sam hurt his back doing nothing, and then we talk Planet Earth 2 and why everything should just stop already. It’s a bonus length episode!