A dab’ll do ya

The flimsy plastic ring at the top of my car remote broke and fell from my keychain without drawing attention to itself. Luckily somebody turned put it in a lost & found and I didn’t have to open my car door with the physical key like the commonfolk do. I then carried my clicker and my keys separately. A good 6-8 weeks went by and I decided I would fix this situation.

“Oh? How do you plan on doing that?” a skeptical onlooker asked. “I don’t see how a paper clip is going to fix anything.”