One goal. One assist. And one shoot-out winner. If Jesus was a hockey player, surely he would be named Shawn Horcoff.

Bingofuel is the handsome cyborg who pulls all the levers behind the curtains of the OilersNation. When he isn't running the site, he's plugged into a wall socket, recharging. Or Brownlee and Wanye are playing "keep away" with him. He gets little to no respect.