"If you love the Lord and love fast cars, this Honda S2000 is the car for you." For sale on AutoTrader, this S2000 is perfect for Jesus freaks with a need for speed.

Of course, the tasteful paintwork isn't the end of the modifications, there's also an anti-abortion front plate, an AEM intake, a catback exhaust and blacked-out rims. Just enough to stand out from the crowd of sports car-driving Bible beaters.