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Rated 5 / 5 stars2011-05-14 12:58:28

Rated 5 / 5 stars2011-03-28 16:01:25

More Accurate Lyrics

By the way, awesome video. fits his song.

Lyrics
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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane,
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear,
When su-dden-ly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes!

I Guessed,
"Is it Uncle Frank, or Cousin Louie?
Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?
Could it be Bill or Jim, Or Edd or Ernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing but about that time we ran into a truck!
And as I'm laying bleeding, THERE on the asphalt, finally i recognize the face,
of my Hibachi Dealer,
Who takes off his prospetic lips and tells me,

Everything you know is wrong!
Black is White, Up is Down and Short is Long,
and everything you thought was just Soo important doesn't matter.

Everything you know is wrong,
Just forget the words and sing along!
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong!!!

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams,
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension,
And soon I was abducted by some aliens, from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr!

They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some photoroids,
And said I was a darn good sport!
And as a way of saying thank you,
They offered to transport me back to,
Any point in history that I would care to go!

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night,
So I could pay my phone bill on time.
Just then the floating disembodied head of,
Colonel Sanders started yelling:

"Everything you know is wrong!
Black is white, up is down and short is long!
And everything you thought was just so,
Important doesn't matter!

Everything you know is wrong!
Just forget the words and sing along!
All you need to understand is,
Everything you know is wrong!"

(polka solo!)

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin,
When I got a nasty papercut,
And, well, to make a long story short,
It got infected and I died.

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates,
And it's obvious he doesn't like,
The Narrow jacket that I'm wearing,
He tells me that they've got a dress code,

Well,

He lets me into heaven anyway,
But I get the room next to the nosiest ice machine
For all eternity!
And every day he runs by screaming,

Everything you know is wrong!
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore,
'Cause a simple factory makes it,

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong! (Everything you know is wrong!)
Everything you know is wrong!

Rated 5 / 5 stars2011-01-31 17:33:03

Lyrics.

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Grahams
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr

They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go

And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong!~