They have a floor level zoom-cam that actually at one time showed some light under his sneakers. However, that footage was found to have been altered and sent out to other NBA teams with whom they wanted to trade him.

"The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." -- Winston Churchill

It makes sense that TT will now get his 35+ minutes as he'll take over down low.

Galley Boys are slop on top of a so-so burger and a bun you coulde get from a Covneninet food mart generic pack. They the Antoine Joubert of burgers; soft, sloppy, oozing grease and cheap sauce and extremely overrated by a biased fan base. Proof that if you throw enough cheap sauce shit on a burger you still can't overcome the lame burger. -JB

Before acquiring Ryan Hollins, the Celtics were 24-21, which is a winning percentage of 53.3 (repeating, of course). Now, extrapolated over an 82 game season, that gives you a record of roughly 44-38.

Since acquiring Ryan Hollins, the Celtics are 6-1, a winning percentage of nearly 86%. If you extrapolate that over the course of a season, you get to 70 wins, nearly enough to break the record for all-time wins in a season. Therefore, Ryan Hollins is worth 26 wins to the Celtics.

Since losing Ryan, the Cavs are 0-8, being outscored by 20 PPG. Obviously they can't win without him, therefore Ryan Hollins is worth 33 wins to the Cavs.

The numbers don't lie, folks. Ryan Hollins is not only the MVP of the league, he is quite possibly the greatest player of our generation. Nobody is worth more wins than he is. Not Durant, not Kobe, not Lebron/Bosh/Wade. Hell, not even Jordan was this great. He has turned a middle of the road team into a title favorite, and his loss has turned a playoff contender into the worst team in the league.

Before acquiring Ryan Hollins, the Celtics were 24-21, which is a winning percentage of 53.3 (repeating, of course). Now, extrapolated over an 82 game season, that gives you a record of roughly 44-38.

Since acquiring Ryan Hollins, the Celtics are 6-1, a winning percentage of nearly 86%. If you extrapolate that over the course of a season, you get to 70 wins, nearly enough to break the record for all-time wins in a season. Therefore, Ryan Hollins is worth 26 wins to the Celtics.

Since losing Ryan, the Cavs are 0-8, being outscored by 20 PPG. Obviously they can't win without him, therefore Ryan Hollins is worth 33 wins to the Cavs.

The numbers don't lie, folks. Ryan Hollins is not only the MVP of the league, he is quite possibly the greatest player of our generation. Nobody is worth more wins than he is. Not Durant, not Kobe, not Lebron/Bosh/Wade. Hell, not even Jordan was this great. He has turned a middle of the road team into a title favorite, and his loss has turned a playoff contender into the worst team in the league.

And you people are idiots for wanting him gone.

Works for me. Think we can get him back if we offer up Kyrie, or will the Celtics insist we throw in TT as well?

Orenthal wrote:Don't get snarky PROS, the man provided the forum with solid humor.

Wasn't getting snarky, just playing along with the joke.

My next post was going to be how Hollins has managed to turn Boston into a Championship contender even though he's only scored 15 points in 8 games. Imagine where they would be if he was getting more than 6 minutes a game. Hold on, just a minute, let me extrapolate...