If I wanted to see a fat chick running on the beach like she’s not fat, I’d take my fucking wife on vacation….

But here is Coco…all of Coco…all 160 lbs of Coco with a bull dog….who has more sex appeal that her and he doesn’t even have to flaunt it and scream for it and put it on fucking billboards….and I am not even into fucking dogs sexually, but if a gun was to my head and I had to pic one of them, it would be a test to my love for dogs…cuz Coco is the worst….