I plan on writing a poem everyday. I will use many techniques taught to me over the years such as haiku, free form, sonnet, prose, ballad, ode, and many other forms. I hope you enjoy.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

No Laughing Matter

Booty, why did my mother call it that when I was a baby
Bottom, the first funny word I learned as a child
Rear end, please don't spank it again
Butt, the second funny word I learned as a child
Bum, not only a person but also my backside
Hiney, the third funny word I learned, as an adolescent
Ass, the way to swear without being incompetent
Arse, the fourth funny word I learned, as an adult
Posterior, use in doctors offices always

When you think about it, there are many different ways to say butt. I thought I could point out some and make a list poem out of it. Some of these may be true, but others are jokes. Can you pick ones that can relate to me? I hope some relate to you.

About Me

I graduated from the University of North Texas in English with a concentration in Technical Writing. I believe writing can be inspired out of nothing and written by anyone. All you need is a little practice, patience, and random thoughts.