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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
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*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM
Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

Limited choice, and you usually don't get the current shows. If you're a Game of Thrones fan, Hulu and Netflix aren't going to be of any help.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
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Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

Netflix and Hulu are enough for my viewing habits. I have enough of a backlog of TV shows I'm vaguely interested in (I didn't watch TV shows at all through the 00's) that I'm more then fine for now and the forseeable future.

I too use Netflix. Game of Thrones requires me to wait until it comes out on DVD (and I consider the quality worth supporting monetarily, which means piracy is out and I have no qualms with the cost of buying the DVD sets,) but seeing as I've read every book in A Song of Ice and Fire multiple times, I don't much mind waiting. Netflix can cover my desires with television and get a fair amount of the films I want, so I don't mind the selection. For everything else, there's public libraries.

The only thing TV exists for, is Football, F1, and Sports Car racing.Anything else? Pft.There is the Internet for that.Mostly I watch stuff on Netflix. And since I haven't watched tv really all that much since 2002, I have plenty of shows that I can watch. Let alone movies, etc.

There's some shows my family and I make a point of watching together. It's nice to be up to date with them but I don't see a real reason for it. I mean, it's not like we talk to other people about what we watched, yanno? Er, I guess my wife does and maybe the kid. She's all into that Glee and Vampire Diaries and True Blood an' stuff. Who knows what the kid watches besides South Park, Archer, Sunny and the League. Oh, and Mythbusters.

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The only thing TV exists for, is Football, F1, and Sports Car racing.Anything else? Pft.There is the Internet for that.Mostly I watch stuff on Netflix. And since I haven't watched tv really all that much since 2002, I have plenty of shows that I can watch. Let alone movies, etc.

NASCAR should not be shown on TV. That is just horrible. Go sit in the corner.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

You don't enjoy 27 different angles of the same group of dudes driving around in circles? Are you sure you're from Florida?

You know, NASCAR should throw those guys a curveball and really test their driving skills. They should make them back up and turn right once in a while.

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You don't enjoy 27 different angles of the same group of dudes driving around in circles? Are you sure you're from Florida?

Yeah, I'm from South Florida. where we consider cars making left turns part of traffic, not entertainment. We also have a lot of things to do. When we want to drink, we have plenty of clubs to do that at. Seriously, we have a lot to do to entertain ourselves. No need to sit around watching traffic.

You know, NASCAR should throw those guys a curveball and really test their driving skills. They should make them back up and turn right once in a while.

If they were ever made to turn right, every single car would explode.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

I know you're confused and scared. But it's okay. Also, you're from South Florida... which just happens to have Daytona "international'' Raceway.. the biggest Circle Track there is.So I think what you're really trying to say is you love Nascar and left hand turns.

You guys created Nascrap. You guys showcase it every year, twice a year, and then have the nerve to call one of your events for Nascrap. "Speedweeks"

You guys are more Hillbanian than Georgians for cripe sake. You should be ashamed.

You do know what a Sports Car is right Squirrel?it's not that Camry you drive.

I drive a Nissan Sentra. It gets me to where I have to go. It's pretty good on gas. It doesn't require me to have it at the mechanic's every week.

Sports cars make right and left turns. At ludicrous speeds. I know you're confused and scared. But it's okay. Also, you're from South Florida... which just happens to have Daytona "international'' Raceway.. the biggest Circle Track there is.So I think what you're really trying to say is you love Nascar and left hand turns.You guys created Nascrap. You guys showcase it every year, twice a year, and then have the nerve to call one of your events for Nascrap. "Speedweeks" You guys are more Hillbanian than Georgians for cripe sake. You should be ashamed.

The Daytona International Reaceway is in Daytona. Daytona isn't part of South Florida. South Florida is from West Palm Beach to the Keys; you know, the south part of Floida. ;)

All those videos look the same. It's like watching traffic. I could turn on the morning news and check out the traffic report if I wanted to watch that. What do you see in it? Seriously, it's dull.

Lrnyourracingnoob.Oh wait you're Floridian. You don't know better

Why would I want to learn about racing? That's boring. Why watch other people drive cars for entertainment when I can get into my car and drive to some place that is actually fun? We have plenty of things to do besides sitting down and watching other people do mundane activities.Maybe you should get out more.

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
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Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

It's less than an hours drive away from you if traffic is being cooperative that's close enough to me ;)

I've seen Floridian traffic. You guys are lucky if you hit 20.Let alone 100+And you don't have roads. You have traffic jams and interstate.

See to me going out and getting smashed at a club is not fun. That's actually rather boring. I get 0 enjoyment out of being around people. Because people? (especially Floridian People) Yeah. They ain't worth what they were made from I'd much rather have fun, by watching people in desirable cars dice up a track. Hell I have more fun looking at cars in Parking Lots, and going to car shows than I do being around People.

I have more fun tweaking my car, and helping it be on it's way to being able to trash a modern Lamborghini, Ferrari or Porsche, than I do being around People. People by and large are boring, uninteresting shallow turd buckets. Cars on the other hand? They're fun to play with, they're fun to Drive, (assuming you drive a car that has an actual soul and not some boring 4 door mid size sedan).

It also keeps you from spending money on completely stupid stuff like 50 pairs of toe shoes for example.

Actually, they're $100.00. If you don't have funds for track day, you definitely won't be able to afford the toe-shoes.

To hell with quotes. It's only a matter of time before we crash the forum if I started using them again.

You sound lazy. That explains why you like sitting and watching traffic go in circles for hours.

Or people in their 20s. The only people that think "i should buy a Sentra" are people that have been demasculinated or have a baby on the way. So when is your girlie due HS?

Meh... I don't need a car to show my worth. I have enough going for me. But hey, have fun with your cool old car. It's a sign of being classy. ;)

So can mine. But I'm not a complete douchenozzle I don't make her drive to meet me somewhere for our dates

Of course you don't. You would have to desl with your social anxiety disorder in order to go on a date with her. Or do you make her pick you up instead since you constantly have to work on a junker?

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
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Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

50 pairs X 100 dollars. You could have bought a Vette for that kind of money

Dude, I'm an OTTer we're all lazy and unproductive. Also your definition of Circle seems to be... Mathmatically Wrong. Sure you do. That's why you spend 100 dollars for a pair of shoes, over and over and over again ;)

Actually champ my car will out last yours. Easily. It already has. I've not had to do any major work to it. Your lil boring sedan is going to have alot of miles to catch up to mine. And I go out on dates. Just not the go out to the club and deal with people that are completely devoid of brain activity kind of going out. Good luck with your defective from the factory CV axles, and every 50,000 needing a timing belt replacment service needy engine ;)

Actually I pick her up.

When I work on my car, it's for stuff I want to do to it. It's part of the hobby. I want stainless headers etc on back. the day I do get around to installing those parts I'll probably be also putting in the 383 stroker engine. I put Carbon Ceramic brakes on the car. But hey if you wanna buy into that Ricer Trash myth about chevy go right ahead. I'll gladly keep on rolling in my car, and smoking high priced exotics at the track on weekends, to say nothing of the violation poor little ricers get when they realize that ''old chevy'' just whipped their modded tuner's ass without trying

So with the age of the internet as watching TV related stuffs being watched on the computer is becoming more and more popular they finally do something about the noise burst of commercials. Wow. So slow.

50 pairs X 100 dollars. You could have bought a Vette for that kind of money

If I were to buy a Corvette, it would be a new one; not some old $5,000 used car. Really, why would I want to waste money on someone else's junk? If it was so great, they wouldn't be getting rid of it.

Dude, I'm an OTTer we're all lazy and unproductive. Also your definition of Circle seems to be... Mathmatically Wrong. Sure you do. That's why you spend 100 dollars for a pair of shoes, over and over and over again ;)

I'm quite productive. It's why I can afford to buy $100 shoes. What's your excuse for not being productive?

Actually champ my car will out last yours. Easily. It already has. I've not had to do any major work to it. Your lil boring sedan is going to have alot of miles to catch up to mine. And I go out on dates. Just not the go out to the club and deal with people that are completely devoid of brain activity kind of going out. Good luck with your defective from the factory CV axles, and every 50,000 needing a timing belt replacment service needy engine ;)

I'm sure your car will outlast mine. I intend on getting a new one. When I get tired of that one, I'll buy another new car. But hey, if you enjoy driving around in an old, used, fixer-upper, have at it.As for dates; you'd know there are other places to go if you got out more often.

Actually I pick her up.

Considering your social anxiety disorder, I doubt this.

When I work on my car, it's for stuff I want to do to it. It's part of the hobby. I want stainless headers etc on back. the day I do get around to installing those parts I'll probably be also putting in the 383 stroker engine. I put Carbon Ceramic brakes on the car.

Here's an idea for you. Get a job where you can fix cars up. You would get paid better.

But hey if you wanna buy into that Ricer Trash myth about chevy go right ahead. I'll gladly keep on rolling in my car, and smoking high priced exotics at the track on weekends, to say nothing of the violation poor little ricers get when they realize that ''old chevy'' just whipped their modded tuner's ass without trying

That's funny. You think that I care about racing. That's very cute. Seriously, watching cars drrive in circles, and buying old junkers just to work on them and then pretend to be a racer isn't my thing. But hey, if it makes you feel like more of a man, you go right ahead and make fun of my car in a race. ;)

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

People get old. People start families, then their wives tell them it's time to give up the Vette, Trans Am, 3000GT, 300Z whatever. And then they have to sell it, and buy a boring family car. You know the kind of car you own

Weather mostly. From about fall to spring, are my least productive months. I might enjoy tuning my car, but I don't enjoy doing it when it's cold.

By the time you've finished paying off your family car, I'll have long finished with mine And it won't be used anymore. By the way the previous owner of my car? he died. That's how mine wound up on the lot I bought the car from. Heart attack, very sad. My guess is the wife told him to give up the car

I think you need to reevaluate what a circle is. And I don't do it to feel like a man. I do it because it's you know Fun. That thing you don't know how to have without getting plastered in a club. ;)

People get old. People start families, then their wives tell them it's time to give up the Vette, Trans Am, 3000GT, 300Z whatever. And then they have to sell it, and buy a boring family car. You know the kind of car you own

Well yeah, eventually their wives are going to get tired of their husbands throwing money into a car that keeps wasting gas and breaking down.

Weather mostly. From about fall to spring, are my least productive months. I might enjoy tuning my car, but I don't enjoy doing it when it's cold.

By the time you've finished paying off your family car, I'll have long finished with mine

That depends on how long I decide to keep any car. My current has is already paid off. I don't have to keep my next car until it is paid off. I can get rid of it before that.

And it won't be used anymore.

Sory to be the one to tell you, buddy, but your car, it's a used car. It's always going to be a used car. No matter how much you work o it, you'll always know you weren't her first. ;)

By the way the previous owner of my car? he died. That's how mine wound up on the lot I bought the car from. Heart attack, very sad. My guess is the wife told him to give up the car

Well then it seems she lucked out and got rid of two worthless junkers.

I think you need to reevaluate what a circle is. And I don't do it to feel like a man. I do it because it's you know Fun. That thing you don't know how to have without getting plastered in a club. ;)

I don't get plastered. I don't drink vodka, you do. And seriously, you have to get out of your house more often. There are many other places you can go to besides clubs.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

Graphic and gratuitious violence descriptions are a violation of the Code of Conduct.

So I guess we can't talk about D&D?

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Graphic and gratuitious violence descriptions are a violation of the Code of Conduct.

So I guess we can't talk about D&D?

Not in the OTT. It's off-topic, you knowthat. Now stat making fun of Aradaine.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

Graphic and gratuitious violence descriptions are a violation of the Code of Conduct.

So I guess we can't talk about D&D?

Not in the OTT. It's off-topic, you knowthat. Now stat making fun of Aradaine.

But in other parts of the forum it IS ok to discuss D&D.How can one have discussion about D&D without "Graphic and gratuitious violence descriptions", especially when talking about combat and fighting demons on the 666 layer of the Abyss?

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley
"The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson
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I've removed content from this thread. Graphic and gratuitious gratuitous violence descriptions are a violation of the Code of Conduct.

You can review the Code of Conduct here: http://company.wizards.com/conduct

Please remember to keep your posts on topic and refrain from making vulgar or obscene references.

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley
"The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson
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But in other parts of the forum it IS ok to discuss D&D.How can one have discussion about D&D without "Graphic and gratuitious violence descriptions", especially when talking about combat and fighting demons on the 666 layer of the Abyss?

You're welcome to go to other parts of the forums and discuss D&D. Now stop crying like a little girl.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

Well yeah, eventually their wives are going to get tired of their husbands throwing money into a car that keeps wasting gas and breaking down. Pure laziness. You'll be stuck buying and fixing old cars instead og buying a new vette. Sad, really.

That depends on how long I decide to keep any car. My current has is already paid off. I don't have to keep my next car until it is paid off. I can get rid of it before that.

Well then it seems she lucked out and got rid of two worthless junkers.

I don't get plastered. I don't drink vodka, you do. And seriously, you have to get out of your house more often. There are many other places you can go to besides clubs.

Says the guy that bought a Defective When New car. Yeah hate to tell you, but the wifes get jealous of the car. That and they think "oh we need something that has more space in it!"

Chances are I won't be able to afford a C7 (they come out next year). I also don't see much reason in buying a new car seeing as how new doesn't mean Problem Free by any stretch of the imagination. Your Defective When New Sentra, QED.

Shame your mom didn't luck out

Suuure you don't. Dude you drink beer. You drink to get hammered. I wouldn't be surprised if in reality you had a beat up old pickup truck, a beer gut, and stood infront of it while swilling down some PBR while wearing a wife beater stained shirt.Sure, like the movies, which I do go to. Going out to eat, which again I do. Going to races, which I again do. Mountain biking which I do, periodically. Spending time by the lake (round here) which I do every so often. The only social thing I really hate doing is clubbing, and partying. There's no point in it.

But in other parts of the forum it IS ok to discuss D&D.How can one have discussion about D&D without "Graphic and gratuitious violence descriptions", especially when talking about combat and fighting demons on the 666 layer of the Abyss?

You're welcome to go to other parts of the forums and discuss D&D. Now stop crying like a little girl.

Well, that's just it.I can't go to other parts of the forums and discuss D&D, because "Graphic and gratuitious violence descriptions" are against the CoC.

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I wouldn't be surprised if in reality you had a beat up old pickup truck, a beer gut, and stood infront of it while swilling down some PBR while wearing a wife beater stained shirt.

What's wrong with PBR?!

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley
"The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson
Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool
Resident Hater
Mini Hate Machine

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley
"The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson
Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool
Resident Hater
Mini Hate Machine

Says the guy that bought a Defective When New car. Yeah hate to tell you, but the wifes get jealous of the car. That and they think "oh we need something that has more space in it!"

Actually, I bought this car used. It was before I started making a decent paycheck.

Chances are I won't be able to afford a C7 (they come out next year). I also don't see much reason in buying a new car seeing as how new doesn't mean Problem Free by any stretch of the imagination. Your Defective When New Sentra, QED.

With your laziness you won't be able to afford a Hot Wheels toy car.

Suuure you don't. Dude you drink beer. You drink to get hammered.

You realize you don't have to drink beer to get drunk, right? Seriously, you need to sign up for the class ZB and I are offering to class up you savages.

I wouldn't be surprised if in reality you had a beat up old pickup truck, a beer gut, and stood infront of it while swilling down some PBR while wearing a wife beater stained shirt.

No one drinks PBR.

Sure, like the movies, which I do go to. Going out to eat, which again I do. Going to races, which I again do. Mountain biking which I do, periodically. Spending time by the lake (round here) which I do every so often. The only social thing I really hate doing is clubbing, and partying. There's no point in it.

Hang out at the lake What do you do there?

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Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."- John Stuart Mill
“Liberals claim to want to give a hearing to other views, but then are shocked and offended to discover that there are other views.”― William F. Buckley
"The straw in your man is amazing."- Maxperson
Original Hipster of the House of Trolls: I was hipster before hipster was cool
Resident Hater
Mini Hate Machine

Nut Eating Resident Sociopathic Eye Forker
2346-strong Squirrel leigon of DOOM
Squirrel Overlord of the House of Trolls
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~Plato
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. ~Ernest Benn
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"I actually held public office and I left the only way a politician should, in handcuffs." ~ Chael Sonnen
It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it! ~ Upton Sinclair
Kicked Adam and Eve out of Missouri.
Wears flip-flops in church buildings.
Official troller of Kolob.

*Two points about this gag. Firstly, every writer of anything makes typos and I’m no different. It’s “there but for the grace of God go I” rather than schadenfreude here. The second is something called Muphry’s Law (no, it is Muphry’s, not Murphy’s) which states that any piece correcting or laughing at a typo, spelling or grammatical mistake will contain at least one worse than the original being complained of.