It's true, I am not a Nintendo gamer. I have never beaten a Zelda game, I haven't gotten all the stars...ever, I haven't even caught a single fish in Animal Crossing. I am not a Nintendo gamer, but I'd like to become one. How is this feat accomplished, what exactly defines a Nintendo gamer. Can you be a Nintendo gamer without ever playing a single SNES game, do you have to own a N64, must you defend every bad console name? Is it even possible to answer these questions or does everyone have their own definition? I am not a Nintendo gamer, can you help me become one?