Abby, Queen of Keewatin Avenue, speaks …

“Everyone knows that the one true purpose of the internet is to display cat pictures. You may ignore all other posts, this is the one that matters. Naturally, as current monarch, my picture appears first, but only to introduce the timeless images of my two outstanding predecessors, Bonzai and Katie (featured doing her upside-down thing in a photo that is Danica’s favourite).”