The Official Joke thread

This is a discussion on The Official Joke thread within Shifting gears, part of the Around the Corner category; Rajnikanth - New series
- Rajnikant was shot today, Tomorrow is the bullets funeral.
- Rajanikant can draw a straight ...

- Rajnikant was shot today, Tomorrow is the bullets funeral.
- Rajanikant can draw a straight line with a compass.
- Rajanikant knows who let the dogs out.
- Rajani's pulse is measured in Richter Scale.
- The new rupee symbol is Rajanikant's Signature.
- Rajanikant has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.
- Rajanikant is the secret of Boost's energy; and Complan is a Rajanikant boy.
- Rajanikant participated in 100 mts race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz light came second.
- Rajnikant killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'.
- When Rajani was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
- Intel's new ad: Rajanikant Inside

"Markets and Rupee have recovered a little. Petrol prices have been lowered. They are making it appear as if Pranab Mukherjee was the only problem."

-Faking News

Well, I was reading a article yesterday on how it is a norm among the ruling political parties to throw out their NPA's (non-performing assets) as governor of states which would practically end their political life.
The same happened with Pranab da. The joke above seems to be true, and I hope Congress too realises the same, that Pranab da was the issue with economy .But being Pranab da, he could only be decorated as President of India.