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Description

The device that is constructed when all thangs have been assembled.

The four thangs are the pieces of a giant blender which the Telephone promises will produce a doorway to the 'promised land'. In reality, it intends to use the blender to liquefy Agent 8 and Cap'n Cuttlefish. The thangs are as follows:

Whenever the player unlocks a line containing a thang, the station that contains it will be marked on the Deepsea Metro Map. Each of the thangs' stations are empty railway terminals with the same layout which do not cost anything to enter. Agent 8 can only choose the Splattershot, with no objectives other than popping the protective bubble around the thang, similar to a Rainmaker shield, albeit much more durable - requiring almost the entire ink tank's capacity to break. These stations are all named after synonyms of 'breaking' and 'leaving' and their subtitles are all "Here lies the [name] thang..." After breaking the shield, Agent 8 takes a selfie with the thang before carrying it back to the metro on a trolley. The loading screen that appears afterwards also shows each thang being carried back to Central Station as well as the normal imagery.

Trivia

The thangs are similar to a feature in Don't Starve, a game in which the player can optionally collect and assemble four "things" into a portal to escape. They are named in a similar fashion: the Crank Thing, the Ring Thing, the Box Thing, the Wooden Thing, and the Metal Potato Thing.

If the player revisits the stations originally containing the thangs, music will no longer be played in the station and there will not be any collectibles present, as opposed to Octo Canyon having substitutes replacing the Zapfish once collected.

According to the Splatoon 2 Anniversary Famitsu interview, every time a previous test subject collected the four thangs and 'entered' the promised land, the thangs were repositioned back to their original stations for the next subject.

Gallery

The NILS Statue's laser has several objects resembling thangs attached to it.

The thangs that Agent 8 used lay broken after being attacked by Agent 3.