*Friends Funny Ideas While Stoned*

So we're hitting the bong packed with afghan kush earlier today in my buddy's backyard. We're staring at his new plants that just sprouted and he starts talking about how he jerked off in the one plant that looked the best of the bunch. He says that he thinks the sperm is absorbed by the roots and travels throughout the plant making it stronger and it makes for better bud. He says it with such seriousness it would convince anybody. I'm stoned so I start thinking about how it makes sense because of protein or something and it would probably make some sticky bud. I think it's funny cuz I'm stoned...I dunno....later haha

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So we're hitting the bong packed with afghan kush earlier today in my buddy's backyard. We're staring at his new plants that just sprouted and he starts talking about how he jerked off in the one plant that looked the best of the bunch. He says that he thinks the sperm is absorbed by the roots and travels throughout the plant making it stronger and it makes for better bud. He says it with such seriousness it would convince anybody. I'm stoned so I start thinking about how it makes sense because of protein or something and it would probably make some sticky bud. I think it's funny cuz I'm stoned...I dunno....later haha

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There could be somethin to it, but what Im wondering is; so your buddy just walked in his backyard and started beatin it on his plant? lol

so your buddy just walked in his backyard and started beatin it on his plant? lol

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LOL no, I think he had them inside one night and in his stoned state thought that this idea would work. Things like this seem genius while high lol. We seriously thought we may have cum across some new growing techniques.

So I just found out that what he did was rub one out into those little shot glasses for cough medicine and then he drilled a hole to the root and poured it in. LOL I think it's hillarious that he put so much work into this idea. I hope it works somehow haha.

GROWER: Well, here's your ten sack.
BUYER: What..the..fuck is on my weed?
GROWER: Oh, well I read on GC that if you jizz on the weed, it make's it more potent or something.
BUYER: ...give me my money back asshole.

GROWER: Well, here's your ten sack.
BUYER: What..the..fuck is on my weed?
GROWER: Oh, well I read on GC that if you jizz on the weed, it make's it more potent or something.
BUYER: ...give me my money back asshole.