Grazer, Imagine Entertainment director Ron Howard’s partner, has more awards than Meryl Streep and now throbs to make a movie with and about Katy Perry.

He loves her life story about a teen girl pop star, loves that her parents are deeply religious Christian ministers, loves her hotshot career, loves her blue wigs and makeup get-up and loves her front-page personal life Sturm und Drang. He will end the film with Katy actually performing a screaming, shrieking, foot-stomping concert.

Universal, where he’s made many deals, was his first pick. They nixed it. The life story they liked, the concert not sure. Now shopping it around, he and she have been seen on Paramount’s lot.

Happened that Tom Hanks’ son Colin tried blackjack in Vegas and lost all his money — $40 . . . Visit Little Italy’s famous Grotta Azzurra. Not only excellent, but Enrico Caruso used to sing in its lower level. So if it’s great enough for Caruso, it’s good enough for you . . . Liz Hurley: “A wide-eyed skinny 11-year-old, I dreamt a burly fireman rescued me whilst I looked sooty and fragile in a torn white nightie.”. . . Tomorrow’s the 10th anniversary of Greta Van Susteren at Fox-TV, the No. 1 cable news network.

Yesterday, 6:30 a.m., armies of young people lined up at Chelsea Studios, 151 W. 26th. Some slept on the sidewalk overnight. They awaited an audition for the Delacorte Theater’s “Into the Woods,” which opens July 24 . . . Barbara Corcoran’s into “Dumpster diving.” Collecting other people’s trash to recycle for use in their homes . . . General Motors estimates almost 70 percent of their consumers will watch the Super Bowl.

So, a tale to tell you. So pay attention. So Park Avenue houses the Colony Club, a super high-class ritzy snooty uppity snobby private social environ. We are talking major refined. Speak like your nose is stuffed up, or you can’t get in. Also can’t join unless proposed by a current member.

It’s not what you know, it’s whom.

Founded 1903 (several nowaday members were there at the time) by J.P. Morgan and Harriman ancestors, built by Stanford White, decorated by Lady Mendl, it’s where Henry Kissinger had his birthday, where Brooke Astor had her memorial.

Clint Eastwood — like nobody’d recognize him, right? — hides under the wife’s name as Clint Ruiz. Alec Baldwin’s alias has been Paul Isaacson. Trent Reznor? Steve Austin. Mike Jordan picks Leroy Smith, who beat Jordan out of his high school varsity basketball team’s last spot.

Kindly note, no matter how many different things go on in the world, it exactly fits in the newspaper every day.

A native-born Iowan: “Can’t believe that ‘hick’ state suckered national politicians and so-called sophisticated media into going there in dead of winter and spending millions on something as stupid as the caucuses.” This native Iowan, by the way, is a longtime permanent forever New York resident.

Should you invite Olivia Wilde and Zoe Kravitz to a party, be aware that if no men ask them to dance, they will dance anyway. . . Newt Gingrich’s close circle call the front-runner Rom-no . . . Dustin Hoffman, in HBO’s newie “Luck,” runs in luck. Once paid a debt by appearing at an event for Sting saying, “He said if I showed he’d cool the $299 in backgammon I owed him.”

In early days William Hurt’s stage fright was such that his lips clamped shut. He had to turn from the audience and pry that lip-locked mouth open with his fingers. The posture alignment method Alexander Technique solved his stage fright. He says, “It helped unblock my energy.”

Being Chinese New Year, Chinatown’s Golden Unicorn restaurant received a phone call about booking a group dinner. Event planner Meredith Anderson first requested a menu be sent to her. They sent it. The whole thing was in Chinese.