First up is Blaine and Finn's duet of Duncan Sheik's "Barely Breathing," complete with the introduction of the mysterious Eli C., presumably the guy Blaine cheated on Kurt with.

Second is Rachel and Brody's duet of Demi Lovato's "Give Your Heart a Break" with about a million cutaways to Finn looking sad because Brody is a much better duet partner for Rachel.

Third is Blaine's reprise of Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream." I dare you not to cry.

Fourth is the quartet of lovers performing No Doubt's "Don't Speak." Try not to be distracted by the 24-style split screens.

Fifth is Santana performing Taylor Swift's "Mine." Like "Teenage Dream," I dare you not to cry.

Finally, the four major couples closed out the show with a chilling rendition of Coldplay's "The Scientist."

That's six all-star performances in a single episode. It's probably best that Glee is taking a month off due to baseball, because fans will need that much time to recuperate, emotionally and psychologically. Glee returns with new episodes Thursday, November 8 at 9pm on FOX.