Campaign Financce

04/08/2018

Fans of Disney's Frozen know that one of the film's lesser villains is the toupee-wearing weasel, the Duke of Weselton. What if the Duke of Weaseltown is really the ancestor of the master of the Zuck, or possibly someone who associates with the supposedly election-rigging Russians (as the photo would seem to indicate)? A stretch? Maybe. Lets' explore this as a possible explanation of the character flaws that allow this multi-billionaire to support rabid leftists and perversions of all types while censoring light-hearted commentary from those who may not bow to the altars of his politically correct agenda.

Don't think Zuck could be related to the Duke? Consider the following quote:

“Ah, Arendelle, our most mysterious trade partner. Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches! Did I say that out loud?”―The Duke

It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to realize that Facebook, like so many other media entities, should be showing up on the campaign finance forms of Democrat politicians as it provides an incredible amount of campaign services including advertisements and removal of some of the content that may support the opposition. Censorship, providing off-the-books in-kind donations to Democrats (through its "policies"), and data-mining for Democrats (which may have backfired on the billionaire bozo) perfectly exemplify why the term, "zuck" seems to be perfectly identified by the Urban Dictionary.