People who don't love movies like Forrest Gump and Titanic are cold, cynical, heartless people who should not be allowed to see movies anymore!
Anyone who thinks Bush is the Antichrist is an idiot.
Whew, that felt good....

"Yo, James, i'm really happy for you, i'm gonna let you finish killing Bella in a minute, but Demetri was one of the best Trackers of ALL time!"

People who cannot hold a conversation without turning it to all about them drive me crazy. If you can't respond with sincere interest, FAKE IT at least for a minute or two BEFORE you go off into a story of yours that is so much better than the one you were just told.

Women/men need to understand it takes TWO to cheat. It makes no sense to lash out at the other woman/man because your spouse is as much if not more at fault than the other person. He/she is the one who's supposed to be faithful to you.

Location: Chicago

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"If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything."
— Malcolm X

If you are a "bum" standing on the street corner and making money by exploiting the emotions of people who have to stop 'cuz the light is red, please don't be offended if I give you a dirty look and refuse to give you money. I work for a living. I work hard for a living. If you want to "work for food" go to the McDonalds up the road that has the permanent sign that says "NOW HIRING"!!! They give you free food if you work there AND they pay you!!!! Now that sounds like a deal!!! But don't stand on the street corner and make money by trapping people in their effort to be good kind-hearted americans. How much do you make in an hour, anyways?! :evil:

ppl who bare born in an engilsh speaking country and speak engilsh but use their bad grammar like calling a street intersection a "hole"
piss me off!'
i understand them wrong and when when i do something because of ur sayings and it ends up wrong don't get mad if a **** at u!
ur not 2 anymore talk properly!

I am coming to the realization that just because most people are old enough to be considered "adults", definitely does not mean that they are. Really, some of the things I have personally encountered with so called "adults" in the past few weeks are so much worse than the things that went on in junior high. I am so disenchanted, I used to think "I can't wait to grow up so I can stop dealing with these kind of things", but now the stakes are raised.

Then there are the general rants:
I can't stand hypocrites.
I can't stand people that contradict themselves all the time.
People who, for unknown reasons, go on power trips and like to make others feel inferior drive me nuts.

Just because you're in a sorority does NOT make you queen of the earth. Or queen of my school. Get off your high horse, and quit talking about your "sisters" and "extended family" all the damn time. You've only known them for a week...

I hate when people complain about politicians and the system. If you think you can do a better job get off your butt and run for office or do something to try to change the system instead of complaining about it!

If you are an adult, please stop blaming your parents and every unfortunate thing that has ever happened to you in your life for your (fill in blank: sour personality, boorish behavior, addictions, weight loss, weight gain, racism, ignorance, blah blah blah). If nobody likes you or wants to be around you, I hate to tell you, but it's probably YOU.

If you are over 18, you are overdue to begin the process of growing up. This includes taking responsibility for your own behavior. Ask for advice, get help, whatever it takes -- but GET OVER IT! I'm sincerely sorry you had a rough life; my childhood was no bed of roses either, but PLEASE . . . you can't change the past and no one but you wants to live in it with you.

"Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?"

I wish every self righteous person would go **** off. You are not a god or anywhere near above the rest of us.

Stop trying to force your damned opinions on me.

If you ogle me one more time, I swear you will have more than an eye problem.

Stop being an idiot hick and travel or something. Turn on PBS or read National Geographic. There are at least a billion more ppl in the world, and their cultures, languages, and lifestyles sure as hell aren't aligned with yours.

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."

If you don't vote, don't **** about the people in power. And if you DO vote, and you vote for a moron, don't **** about it to me! You have the power to make the country WORK and you sit on your ass watching reality shows, and you get mad and look at me like I'M some kinda weirdo for getting out there and giving a damn. Well, you get the President that you deserve, and you get the country that you deserve. And if you can't see that we are sheep and that one wolf in charge is no better than another, then you SHOULD be eaten by the wolf, 'cause you're just too STUPID to exist.

I know that completely collides with my typical mellow self, but right now I am sick for the umpteenth time this winter, and I'm watching the news on Super Tuesday and realizing that America is NEVER going to figure out that it can do SO much better than "Anyone but Bush." We have a chance. Now it's a slimmer chance than ever. And we keep passing it by, keep letting fear get to us and say "Oh, I can't ask for what I really want, I'll play it safe." NEWS FLASH: THEY CAN'T READ YOUR MIND! IF YOU DON'T ASK FOR IT YOU NEVER WILL GET IT!

Stop taking this message board so seriously. I'm sorry that these are the only "friends" that you may have in the world, but you have no right to get peeved when someone has an opinion about something. Just because someone isn't neutral about every damn thing here, that doesn't mean that they're ignorant, out there in public behind a podium talking about it, or burning a cross on someone's lawn. People have a right to take a stance on certain things, and if you don't, I really don't know what kind of standards or expectations you have for your own life. It doesn't mean that we expect anyone to believe what we do, either...It may look that way, but a lot of times we are looking for someone who will try to change our minds.

People can say any darn thing they want here about their personal lives, or anything else. If you don't like it, you can just refrain from clicking on the topic. I don't like threads about brainless, idiotic reality shows, or threads where uninformed people try to argue politics, so I just don't read them. Its not like we're on the street waiting for a bus, and trying not to listen to the conversations around us. Everything here is completely avoidable.

Oh yeah, and I hate when people base their opinions on political candidates solely on sound bites they've heard from the media.

One more thing...I really don't see why its necessary to mention how cute/attractive you are...especially in passing. All that does is make me think you are hideous.

And again, don't think I don't have a right to disagree with Evangelicals. If people from your church are standing lakeside in the summer, accosting people who walk by with your condescending, hateful ****, don't expect that people aren't going to flame you. I have listened to your preaching from my family, my best friends, and even my doctor...I have even read books and watched television shows about you. Sorry, but I'm still not convinced. I'm waiting to be, though.

I am NOT fat, I am normal size. I will NOT starve myself to fit into the new fashions. They're ugly anyway. I like my clothing to cover more than 4 square inches of my body at a time, you know?

USE YOUR GODDAMN TURN SIGNALS!!!

I cannot STAND religious missionaries. I wish I had a hose to turn on them. Get off my welcome mat 'cause you're NOT welcome, I don't want your God in my house. I don't want your Book on my shelf. I think it's all bullcrap.

In case that wasn't obvious enough, I think I'm slowly becoming an athiest.

To the guy at the temp job who looked at me like I was from Mars: Hey, ****, as long as YOU'RE dressing up to go to Rocky Horror Picture Show, I don't think you have any right to call ME wierd for dressing up as a pirate to see a Pirate show. Duhhhhhh.

Pirates are better than your little freak show anyway. RHPS may be funny but it's got screechy songs and for crying out loud IT'S ONLY A MOVIE NOT A WAY OF LIFE. Speaking of lives, GET ONE.

1. People who don't brush their teeth! It ain't that hard to do, really..
2. Cooking for my housemates out of the goodness of my heart and not receiving a word of thanks (or help). I mean seriously, cooking pancakes, the smoke detector goes off and my housemate stands there and looks at it expecting me to turn it off although I'm busy cooking, although I'm cooking breakfast for HER. She got annoyed when I asked her to turn it off :x
3. My damn smoke detector .. seriously, it goes off unnecessarily. If I open the oven it goes off. The one time I actually set something on fire, it didnt go off either!
4. People who leave things such as butter and milk out on the counter after using them.
5. People who waste food! So many go without, and you can let meat spoil in the fridge cuz you're too lazy to cook it??
6. People who drink 2 sips of tea then leaves the rest on top the TV for 2 days..
7. People who are really fat, wear clothes that show their huge belly and butt-crack off, and eat like a pig (eg. tonnes of butter). Can't even wait for food to finish cooking cuz you're so greedy and impatient ... you'd eat half raw pasta and call it al dente simply because you have no patience.
8. You can't pick up someone's phone and read their text messages when they're not there. It's just rude! Don't tell other people what my private texts say either!
9. Leaning over someone's shoulder and breathing on their arm while reading their private MSN messenger conversations ain't cool. Typing messages to them, pretending to be me isn't cool either!
10. Heavy breathing out through your nose, so loud you can hear it from 10 feet away. Whats up with that?!

Can't think of anymore right now .. all except number 3 were about the same person as well. Really long rant, I know, but it's good to get things off your chest. For all of you having trouble with roommates - I know the feeling! She's probably reading this right now anyway HI!

oh one more
11. Not having the guts to tell someone when they're annoying me

I don't care what time of the month it is or what is happening to your body because of it.

The world does not revolve around your opinion and feelings - deal with it.

Stop using the bible as your weapon of discrimination. If "God" wants to judge people for being gay or whatever (insert judgement of choice here) then so be it - it isn't your job or right to be a jack a s s about it.

Note to all southerners: The civil war has ended. Open your minds and get over it.

I don't care how long your family has been in this country - although I'll bet my Cherokee ancestors do.

You don't want kids - fine we get it - but don't hate my child for being born. I'm not having 9 and I don't take her to restaurants at busy times. The human race has to continue - someone has to hate you when you're old.

No, I don't want to hear about your latest diet program where you can eat all you want and if you don't get out of my face I'm going to assault you. Bite me.

Yes, a little sliver of that will too put me off my diet and I said no. Bite me.

That little girl running around like an idiot at class was fine until you fed her the (insert food with red dye #3 or 40) to which she is allergic. I believe I wrote that in her records and brought her a snack from home. If you can't pay attention, bite me.

My kid is entitled to her opinion. It may not change anything, but I will not have my daughter be a compliant, repressed doll for your son to jerk around. If you don't like it.....well, y'all get the idea.

If you don't want to go to college and get a degree, then you shouldn't be surprised that companies won't hire you for a position that requires a degree. I don't care how well you can hack a database, it's not a job skill most firms are looking for.

Don't keep up with the Joneses....drag them down to your level--Quentin Crisp

Don't run up your credit cards when you don't have the funds to pay them off--then file for bankruptcy, you lazy ****. The rest of us have to pay for your stupidity. Ever wonder why interest rates on credit cards are so damn high?

It cheeses me off, when I have to listen to someone's else long drawn out tedious relationship problems, on and on and on and watch them do that same things again and again that lead to the problems, then that same person doesn't know my name when I ask for a favor. This same person thinking I owe them my time and money, and him being a relative so I have to talk to him....

Struggling to pay your bills, and watch someone go through bankruptcy and proclaim life is good. DOH!!!!!!

People who take exception to each and every statement and tell me why I should feel the way I feel.

Earn Income Credit given to people that barley work. What? you paid $500.00 in Federal Taxes and you are getting a $3000.00 tax refund because you have two children. Who's pocket is that $2500 coming out of.