Alistair/Lampost In Winter. (He loves that lampost, who am I to deny it him?)

Oh and Sten/Fat, slovenly child (STEN RULES, that is all.)

I am a huge nerd; I love comics, T.V and video games -all three of those things rule my life- Obviously I enjoy writing and I am currently studying performing arts at college.

Status':

Mass Effect: Epic Tale. - I am now working on chapter fourteen. It shouldn't take to long to do, but with college work building up and all, it may take slightly longer than planned. Sorry guys and gals. :'(

1.) Do you have to sleep with a television on?

No way man! What about the environment? Nah, most times I just can't be bothered to get up to turn the T.V on; let alone off... :L

2.) Do you have any animal print clothing?

No, but I once met a zebra who owned a human skin coat. Quite stylish if you ask me, which you didn't... I'll be quiet now.

3.) How many peoples top eights are you on?

I don't know, how upsetting...

4.) Do you like the smell of Febreeze?

Actually, I don't! Suck it Febreeze!

5.) How much is gas where you live?

OMG, I don't know! How life altering! :P

6.) Are you a dare devil?

Well... I once held a wheelie in a wheelchair for like... an eternity. So if that counts, hells yeah! XP Do I get a badge? *Fingers crossed*

7.) What IM messanger do you use?

MSN. Not that I actually go on there much. :L

8.) What is your favorite food to smell while it is cooking?

Cake or bacon... CAKEBACON!! *Fist pumps*

9.) Whats your favorite flavor of tic tacs?

The green and orange ones. Mainly the orange ones, however i'm not one to discriminate, so green too, I suppose. :)

10.) What is hanging from your rear view mirror in your car?

I have a car now?! HolyfrickinChrist, why wasn't I told about this!

11.) How many clocks are in your house?

To be quite honest, I don't know... I can't tell the time...

12.) What sounds can you hear right now?

Lady Gaga - Red & Blue ...All riiight... *Insert Quagmire face here*

13.) How many people's houses do you have keys to?

Hehe... would't you like to know..? :D

14.) Who is your favorite serial killer?

I think it is odd how you ask this question after the above... what are you insinuating? *Strokes false beard* Hmm...

15.) How do you like your eggs?

Oh, are you making some? I'll have them scrambled please.

16.) What was your favorite job you ever had?

I don't know really... The one with all the money? *Shrugs* I don't know...

17.) What is in your glove box?

Again with the car. I haven't got a clue! If I did own a car though; I would keep my imaginary friend in there. His name is Toto and he plays the harmonica like a true badass! Just sayin' *High-fives Toto* Yeah boyyz! B-) Cuz I'm cool like that, y'all... *Tumbleweed*

18.) Do you prefer to have male or female bosses?

Either, as long as they will make daisy chains with me during our lunch break. :D

19.) Do you toast your bagels?

That depends... what is a bagel? Jokes, jokes. Sometimes I do, bagels are awesome juice! *Hi-fives bagel* XD

As the threat of a Reaper invasion looms over Citadel space, Shepard finds her heart torn between two women in her crew. As she struggles with her personal problems, an agent of her greatest enemy watches, and waits. ParagonFemshep/Tali/Liara. Rated M for sex, gore and language. Starts and is currently in ME1 with plans to include ME2 and ME3 in the future. Slight AU overtones.

Book one: Sovereign is dead, the Citadel is in ruins and so are many lives. Before the Spectre finds away to stop the Reapers: the phoenix must once more fly. Will Shepard rise from the ashes or fall into the depths of the abyss? A looming darkness hunts the void of Space. note: Fem-Shepard/Liara retelling of ME2. (very AU beginning that will merge with many cannon elements)

"The End is only the Beginning" Leanna Shepard has returned from the Omega 4 relay, but the real adventure is still to come. Episodic content with a new chapter whenever I have time to write it. Comments/Reviews welcome.

Shepard's used to bad odds, but Saren was a pushover compared to the situation with Harbinger. Especially upon discovery of two things: that Harbinger can possess more than just the Collectors, and that she's kind of in love with Miranda Lawson.

Shortly after Liara settles into her new role, everything goes wrong. Now Liara finds herself on the crew of the Normandy once more as Shepard tries to rekindle their broken relationship and face yet another peril that threatens the galaxy.

"At times like this, I wish I could just…protect her, like she's always done for me. In the end, it's all just wishful thinking...and wishes,just like dreams rarely ever come true." FemShep/ Liara Takes place during LotSH.Title based of song by Enigma

The early years of E.W. Shepard and Liara T'Soni beginning in 2164 when Shepard was 10 and Liara only 87. Please note that the story focuses on their individual lives before they meet in The Shepherdess and the Questing Beast and contains moments of light and moments of extreme darkness ... M for mature themes. There are dark elements in this story as well as humor.

Insisting that the two go out and spend some alone time with each other, the ladies aboard the Normandy offer to babysit Shepard and Liara's little one. Excited about the upcoming event, they soon learn just how difficult it can be caring for a toddler.

My first foray into fan fiction. Set post-ME2 / LotSB / Arrival, Shepard struggles to reconcile her actions & Liara must choose which path to take. This was a one-shot until a new idea tapped me on the shoulder. Light romance and minor violence.

Set between The Arrival DLC and the beginning of Mass Effect 3. Rated M mostly for language. It's a story about Commander Leia Shepard and Dr. Liara T'Soni. It does hint at things in ME3. Mostly speculation on my part.

The following events take place after the Reaper attack and their ultimate defeat by Commander Shepard. This is my view on what will happen after Mass Effect 3. My Shepard is female/soldier/spacer/war hero/paragon. This is Leia Shepard's story...

AU. Miranda falls into a love triangle between a crazy maniac and a Japanese thief with a token for kleptomania. The thing that makes it worse? She has to arrest both of them. And then there is that thing with them both being lunatics. That sucks too.

Sebastian has been waiting for a sign from the Maker. He's confused even more now that he has feelings for Hawke. He discovers that the Maker wants him to not only take his throne back, but to have Hawke. The Maker has plans for Hawke and their child.

Commander Candylan aka Dylan Shepard has fallen in love with her quarian crew member Tali'Zorah. Can Dylan convince Tali that gender isn't everything when it comes to love? "Hacker" is a short story that takes place after Behind Glowing Eyes

It's been just over half a decade since the defeat of the Reapers, the galaxy still rebuilding itself - but old grudges still remain and still threaten our known saviors of the galaxy, as well as their hopes for a happily ever after...

Liara must figure out how to deal with the death of the woman she loved. Can she do it, or will the death rip her to sheds? And all Aayla Shepard can do, is watch from above as her loved ones sob and mourn her very own death.

After recruiting Tali, Miranda discovers a flaw in her reconstruction of Shepard. She makes a promise to herself to make sure Shepard pulls through. goes to Suicide Mission. Fluff. slight FemShep/Miranda. Smidge AU. Not very good at summaries, sorry!

Deals with Liara's guilt of handing Shepard's body to Cerberus and tells of how Dr. Chakwas joined the terrorist group. Miranda plays a strong role in all three chapters. Liara/Femshep. Continues my first Three story. Read and Review please. :

Shepard won the battle, but the war rages on. The Geth remain at large after the battle of the Citadel, and Shepard is called on once again to be the main character who will eventually save the day... maybe. Female Shepard/Liara.

Dr. Chakwas witnesses three defining moments in FemShep's life which plays a part in moulding her into the legend she becomes. Colonist/SoleSurvivor. Liara/Femshep in Chapter 3. warning for rape mention.

Evelyn Shepard returns from the dead and must face her lover Liara T'Soni after 2 years. It doesn't go as planned, and she must learn to balance her confusion and heartbreak with her important mission. M for language, alcohol, war violence, sex.

In LotSB, Liara said, "I don't think people like us go on dates…" - Find out why in this playful, fluffy romp. Takes place between ME1 & ME2. A romance mixed with light adventure and sprinkled with oodles of humor. A Lakota Shepard fic. FemShep/Liara

It was commonplace for a king to have several concubines, so why could his queen not have just one? She would never be able to give him her heart, but at least she could give him an heir. Unless she couldn't even do that.

Long before the events of Mass Effect, little spacer Shepard is left in the care of the Citadel daycare center while her parents attend to more pressing matters. In the process, she meets one of the most important people in her life... Two-shot.

Death is not enough to break the bond between Dr. Liara T'Soni and her newly found - and lost - love. FemShep x Liara. Comments much appreciated. I'm aiming for a new chapter every Friday. Thank you for reading!

One shot, set before the jump through the Omega 4 Relay. Katelyn Shepard reflects back on things concerning Liara and their fight on Illium. Mostly this is my take on the "romance" scene if you've stayed true to Liara.

Shepard/Liara romance featuring my 'canon' Shepard, Rachel. This story originally was to take place exclusively after the Battle of the Citadel, but I decided to go back to an earlier point in the story and show the growing relationship.

Liara toured the Normandy SR-2 after the events on the Shadow Broker base. The following are some comments she heard from Lakota Shepard's loyal crew members. One-shot. FemShep/Liara. Bioware owns 'em, I'm just taking 'em out to play.

Shepard/Liara one-shot featuring my "canon" Shepard, Kate. Depicting an idyllic romantic date set on the Citadel, Shepard and Liara can't help but enjoy each other's company. However, illusions of tranquillity can be shattered at any time...

Years after defeating the Reapers Commander Hayley Shepard and Liara T'Soni think they have the opportunity to settle down and have a quiet life. Soon they realize that nothing is normal in the life of a savior. Massive LotSB spoilers.

In which Liara shares wonderful news with former spectre Xandi Shepard when they awake to another beautiful morning. Does Xandi believe she is up to the challenge of parenthood? Rated T for adult themes, light violence and scandalous maiden pregnancy.

Xandi Shepard and Liara T'Soni have a renegade reunion on Illium. They eventually talk about Shepard's newest Scars. Rated T for adult themes, mild sexual references and the claim that Garrus is just one big old gossip.

The hour has come and Liara and Shepard now face the unravelling threat of the Reaper's true power. Their love is tested yet again and the fate of the Galaxy even more unclear as darkness falls. Yet even in shadow, light and love can prevail.

Perhaps when faced with galaxy moving events, the little things we do are more important. These are just some of the little things Jane Daria Shepard and Liara T'soni do for each other during ME1. Rated T for Adult themes and Alenko playing Solitaire.

Jane Daria Shepard discusses a spacer's view with Liara during some down time after the events of ME1. Then reunited on Illium during the events of ME2 has anything changed. Rated T for Adult Themes and some Snogging. Also minor spoilers for ME2.

In a universe that's spiraling out of control, Jane Shepard must face a horrific threat while trying not to lose what little remains of her humanity in the process. There will be aftereffects, but there's nothing special about it.

Shepard suffers with the long term effects of her battle with Saren, the Geth & Sovereign. Surrounded by the comfort and love of those around her she only wishes she could get her own brain into order. Recently added story deviders. FemShep/Liara?