So this is first amid all the weird and wonderful tales surrounding the controversial sexorama Fifty Shades of Grey. One poor audience member cleared out an entire cinema after vomiting and soiling herself at a cinema in Milton Keynes. Now, we’ve heard of filmgoers fleeing cinemas out of boredom, disgust and well, because they just need to go pee, but this is definitely a new one on us.

The woman, who has not been named and shamed publicly had reportedly been drinking before losing control of “all bodily fluids”. Jeez! "We all expected to see Christian Grey gag Anastasia as part of the plot. We certainly didn't expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench,” one cinemagoer, ...