The latest in Bravo's 'Shirtless Monologues' series comes from Jax Taylor, the super-douche bartender from Vanderpump Rules, who takes on a monologue from The Devil's Advocate and proves that there are performances even a hot body can't save.

THIS GUY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNATTRACTIVE LOOKING IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY! VERY UGLY....LOOK AT THAT FACE AND BLOATED ASS GUT....AND FROM AROUND WEHO....HE IS NOT ALL THAT "STR8"

Posted by: Shannon | Feb 5, 2014 4:51:54 PM

Sam and Ankerich seem smitten with the guy. Then again they are the same person.

Posted by: Tyler | Feb 5, 2014 5:31:54 PM

A cesspool of STD's.

Posted by: Sean Maloney | Feb 5, 2014 6:36:21 PM

Well he picked material that is demanding - that's something. It's always easiest to just pretend you're mad. Everyone can feign outrage or anger (look at Fox News). If he really looked for answers on how to improve - like he apparently does at the gym - I'm sure he could go somewhere. I did look at it a second time without the sound.

Posted by: Markt | Feb 5, 2014 10:31:37 PM

Well he picked material that is demanding - that's something. It's always easiest to just pretend you're mad. Everyone can feign outrage or anger (look at Fox News). If he really looked for answers on how to improve - like he apparently does at the gym - I'm sure he could go somewhere. I did look at it a second time without the sound.

Posted by: Markt | Feb 5, 2014 10:31:37 PM

wait, he was speaking? I never noticed that.

Posted by: KirkC | Feb 5, 2014 10:45:45 PM

If that's a "bloated ass gut" as someone said above, than you must be anorexic. By that logic, the average American man is obese.

Posted by: SpaceCadet | Feb 5, 2014 11:02:32 PM

Somehow even crazier than Al Pacino.

Posted by: Tristram | Feb 5, 2014 11:31:51 PM

God, his "acting" is just dreadful.

Posted by: Just Sayin' | Feb 5, 2014 11:45:08 PM

Meh.

Posted by: nola fred | Feb 6, 2014 12:53:12 AM

Would be better if he had a cock in his mouth....

Posted by: Hdtex | Feb 6, 2014 6:47:51 AM

Anyone who thinks that body is bloated or average is insane or needs new bifocals. Must you noisy mancunts always ruin my eye candy with your inane cackling?

Posted by: WOLF | Feb 6, 2014 8:58:15 AM

STUPID.

Posted by: steve | Feb 6, 2014 10:25:45 AM

As Sam, I can say that I am not Ankerich, but your commentary is noted and appreciated "Tyler."

If people think Towleroad is so white-centric, and they don't like that, then why do you come to the website? It's so confusing to me to hear people complain about content on a website. Between that and people obsessing over commenters using several different aliases, I am not sure the content on this blog really matters to most people. You seem to get your rocks off just coming here to b*tch and moan.

Posted by: Sam | Feb 6, 2014 10:41:29 AM

THIS GUY STINKS! AND WE'RE GIVING HIM THE TIME OF DAY JUST BECAUSE HE MADE A VIDEO AND HAS HIS SHIRT OFF?! HOW PATHETIC!

Posted by: Chuck | Mar 3, 2014 5:27:33 PM

OK , so he's Not an actor .. who cares All he has to do is look pretty and keep his mouth closed .... youth is so bloody fleeting .. enjoy it while he has it