4. The highest level of education that I have attained is the following:

College or post-graduate degree

High School diploma or equivalent

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived

Technical certification (please describe)

5. I am most technically proficient in the below application(s):

High Density Polyethylene Irrigation Systems

Electric Motor Drive Pump Irrigation Systems

Microsoft Excel

Engine-Powered Pump Irrigation Systems

6. Most people would describe me as a:

Creative free-thinker with an “outside the box” mentality

Process-oriented manager always focused on the “big picture”

Consistent producer with a rigid attention to detail

Cranberry farmer

7. My ideal manager is the following “type”:

The General: A strong, decisive leader who inspires confidence in her team

The Visionary: A forward thinking idealist who sees a clear path to the future

The Coach: A hands-on mentor who nurtures strengths and identifies weaknesses

Steve: A loveably stoic “bogger’s bogger” who’s been looking to cut back a little bit since his grandkid was born over there in Nashua

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