Heidi Montag in a bikini

Since I just posted about fake breasts and dumb, what better follow-up than Heidi Montag in a bikini? Here she is on her honeymoon in Mexico, and of course, even then she’s still posing for pics. Seriously, I bet this chick can’t go to the bathroom without taking at least three paparazzi and enough lighting equipment to render a pregnancy test pointless.

yea she looks good, its true. but the narcissism these two exhibit is a little unsettling. but i have to say its pretty lame to pose like shes at a photo shoot. embarrassing actually. but if you think about it, i guess she is at a photo shoot. hmm. still kinda wierd. like instead of just living their lives they pose like they’re living their lives.

Why are these muppets wearing surgical masks?
I thaught it was pretty much fact that they’re for helping prevent infected people from spreading their pork aids to others. Not to stop people from getting it themselves.

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