Android and (((google))) are cool and all but having to use one is driving me to suicide. It's just horrible hardware design. It's like a gimped notebook with no more than 8 buttons and they're all over the device instead of clustered together where they would be easy to reach with the single finger you need to maximize your efficiency up to the point where the software caps it anyway because otherwise it gets too difficult for old people to use.

If I want portable computing I would prefer something that's more like a ring of keys than a notepad and a pen.