the japanese have issues

What the fuck is wrong with Japan? For years, scholars have tried to determine what exactly has caused the entire island nation to be so strange and bizarre. What could lead grown, adult women to idolize a cartoon cat? What drives a brilliant engineer to dedicate his life to designing sex robots? And seriously, what’s up with the game shows? Much like the many who came before me, I have no clue. All I know is that there’s some seriously strange shit going on over there.

I knew a guy that had a pet scorpion once. I think I asked him "what the fuck is wrong with you?" every time I saw him. I guess I didn't see the point in owning a creature that could sting the living shit out of you at any moment whether or not the venom was removed.