James Franco and his Photoshopped derriere are on the cover of Flaunt magazine's latest issue.

The beginning of Matthew Bedard's foreword to the article is quite possibly some of the best literary work we've seen in a long time:

"James Franco’s ass stares at me from my desktop. it almost farts in my face. It feels like it wants to. Like it’s wanted to for weeks. But alas, this two-dimensional ass can’t blast any audible sass. It’s simply a photo, intended for our art cover—its gassy desires aren’t relevant."