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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The ACLU is now threatening to sue all of the NFL teams, accusing them of having a perpetual discriminatory practice. After viewing the roster of all the teams cheerleaders from the past 25 years, they said that it is obvious that are hiring exclusively very attractive women. In a written letter to each NFL team owner they said in part, “Not only are you violating federal laws, but by not hiring homely looking women, you are limiting the appeal to potential NFL fans that are also hillbillies.”