Free Forms winner page 2011

A. Right, we've narrowed it down to January, now what is the exact date of your birthday?
B. I'm divorcing you.

Second Prize-
From: Michael Deffet - deffetm(at)mcohio.org

A. I'm doing great with my resolutions! I'm running five miles each morning, eating greens everyday, and I've given up coffee! How about you?
B. I'm doing great too! I've resolved to wait til February to smack your face each time you tell me about your annoying resolutions!

Third Prize-
From: Mark G. - atlanticchew(at)gmail.com

A. Oh my, Clare, another year has passed us.
B. The kitchen faucet is still leaking, Henry.

Honorable Mention-
From: rogerleib(at)aol.com

A. Time sure does fly.
B. It certainly does! Can you believe we've been in our Y2K bunker 11 years already?

Winners February and March 2011.

First Prize-
From: Michael Deffet - deffetm(at)mcohio.org

A. Well, we thought it was Spring there for a few days, didn't we?
B. Sure did. Hey, if you come across any Titleists 2's, those would be mine.

Second Prize-
From: Michael Malloy - mgmou(at)yahoo.comA. Damnit Frank, I bought this property here in Hell to avoid the cold weather and snow. How did this happen?
B. Oh, didn't you hear Tom? Back on Earth the Buffalo Bills actually won a Superbowl.