Friday, November 28, 2008

Pottersville in Pictures

Recent developments in UK real estate give Dick Cheney and George W. Bush fresh ideas about life after January 20, 2009.Azerbaijan targeted by American-Russo rebel insurgency over plans to rebuild luxury Death Star hotel.From the "Sure, It Looks Like a Harmless Fashion Trend Now... ...But Look What Happened to Spider Man" files.Queen Elizabeth sacrifices by recycling old dowdiness into new dowdiness. President Bush commended the Queen's frugality, announcing he will no longer change his underwear every day.Last summer, Barbara Bush saw John McCain at Fenway Park and was pleasantly shocked that even she looks younger than him.Conservative bloggers vow not to give first African American president a free pass.President Bush wasn't too happy about being put in the poncho section when the Blue Man Group played the G20 economic summit in Peru.About the only things that could get shoppers to the stores on Black Friday were discounted merchandise with Barack Obama's likeness or rotten eggs and tomatoes with George W. Bush's likeness.Tom Friedman, Bush economic experts, point to stampeding death of Wal-Mart worker on Black Friday as proof that consumer confidence is high.