I’m not sure what you’re trying to achieve here but if it’s translation services you’re going to have way more work than you’ll know what to do with. Here’s one on which I could use some considerable help, a March 11th comment from the Dragon’s Breathe:

“Perhaps George since you cleaned up after Obama’s dog BO, President Trump if he ever gets a dog and based on the rash assumption you are qualified and pass the security clearance you may be the Presidential ‘Popper Scooper’?”

I’m assuming this is 21st century avant-garde poetry, all the rage with the cool kids? Please advise…

“Yeah, we never saw Obama’s birth cert from Kenya of his college transcripts. Never one girl came forward for spilliung beans on him. I think he is a transgender woman and Michelle is a transgender man.”
It could be that there are barely enough brain cells in there to properly power his fingers. Chances are there is a serious leak, causing them to spilliung out his ears.