Caffeine Christine

This week in America brought us a Phd from Stanford, who used a little girl’s voice (if you think she speaks to her students with that inflection and tone you are sadly mistaken) changed her written statement TWICE in the first sixty seconds of verbal testimony and couldn’t remember events that happened weeks prior like being polygraphed, whose idea it was or who paid for it, but could remember three decades ago that she was “100%” certain that something had happened to her and it was “Mr. Kavanaugh’s” fault.

Fine, let’s grant her assertion for a second (something Kavanaugh did too many times) and agree that “someone” held her down and rubbed themselves on “her”. She thought that she might be “killed”. When she escaped she hid in one room, finally making her way out of a house she cannot remember, and somehow returned home but can’t recollect how.

In this statement alone there are too many questions so I will level just one.

Why did you leave your best friend alone with males who’d assaulted you (allegedly) and thought they were going to kill you?

Yes, the same best friend who says she has no idea what you are talking about?

Would this have been so hard, Republicans?

Instead we received a bunch of questions and hand holding from an individual who has zero authority in the advise and consent area known as the United States Senate.

They alternated between five minute increments of nothing and five minute increments of imbecilic idiocy.

Between coffee, cokes, giggles and jokes (and a card quickly placed in the pocket of one of her many attorneys) the farce known as Blasey Ford was thankfully ended on television screens near us all.

Never fear Libs. I’m sure you will see her soon on Ellen, The View, MSNBC or with Shepard Smith.

After lunch (because these hardworking people never miss a meal) the country was re-introduced to a guy from Yale who seemed to struggle with the simplest of answers for an innocent man.

When the question is “did you assault this woman” the answer is NO! I DID NOT ASSAULT HER.

This is repeated every single time until they stop asking, not something ridiculous like “I’m sure something happened to Ms. Ford in her lifetime but there is no corroborating evidence.”

Unless you were involved you have no idea if “something has ever happened to Ms. Ford.”

My guess is this Progressive (Ford) is more predator than prey and make no mistake she put on an Emmy inspired effort.

Hey Brett! This Liberal is trying to RUIN you.

Let your daughter pray for her.

It’s time for you and the rest of the Republicans in D.C. (not named Trump) to realize this is a brawl.

Cut those gloves off and get in there or get out of the way.

“Ms. Ford” has a Phd in the field of Psychology and sounded like a crazy person.

“Mr. Kavanaugh” has a law degree and has been nominated to sit on the United States Supreme Court yet at times sounded like someone who couldn’t find his way out of a paper bag.

What happened to America’s colleges and universities?

This I guarantee.

Caffeine Christine is lying about many things. It’s difficult to pin down what exactly as this is a human very comfortable with fiction.

Both to herself and others as she practices rationalization and justification every single day.

Her story simply has too many holes, too many weird twists, too many bizarre behaviors.

Not to be ignored was Too Many Brewskis Brett.

We get it.

You like to drink beer.

Move along before they start tracking your “farts” again.

Ah the United States Senate, filled with a Willie Brown conquest, the employer of a Chinese spy, Vietnam stolen valor, and a never seen before creature known as Lindsey Graham.

Keep it up Lindsey. You may replace Sessions yet, not that that is saying much.

As the Democrats continue to roll around in the mud, trying to convince themselves, and others, that they have the “better way” I thought it pertinent to provide a quick reminder of what exactly we received from them during the Obama Abomination err Administration.

Under Obama, Hillary Clinton offered Vladimir Putin a reset button while Crimea was threatened and eventually overrun.

The Obama/Clinton team also backed the Muslim Brotherhood against Egyptians causing a war that saw many dead, and the OC, pushed out of Egypt.

These decisions by Obama/Clinton edged the Egyptians closer to Israel while Barack Hussein Obama attempted to subvert the Israeli elections from the outside.

With Obama failing in both Egypt and Israel, Russia saw an opportunity to be friendly with Israel, while still supporting both Obama’s and Putin’s friend in the region, known as Iran.

This is called hedging your bets and Putin does this very well, in as well as a murdering lying thug can.

Obama promised “flexibility to Vladimir” after the “next election” followed eventually by giving away murdering terrorists for a deserter (Bergdahl) and the release of 150 billion dollars, including a helicopter drop in the middle of the night, of reportedly gold, Swiss Francs, and American Greenbacks, to Iran.

Yes, the Iran that is referred to as the greatest State sponsor of terrorism on the planet.

That money went to Hezbollah, Hamas, the Muslim Brotherhood and in Putin’s pockets.

This was admitted by John Kerry.

Obama implemented a red line in Syria that was ignored by all, including Barack, let ISIS become a murdering reality and forced General James Mattis to leave the military.

While this was taking place the Democratic National Committee, Democrats in general and the Clinton Foundation were receiving bribes for a wide variety of pay to play crimes, employing Pakistani operatives, Chinese spies and setting up private servers that did not have protection from foreign entities while allowing Clintonites like Huma Abedin to remove classified material and store it on her husband’s laptop while he trolled for victims.

A crime in which Carlos Danger was convicted and sent to prison.

We were told the economy would never grow, our best days were behind us and that our children would be the first generation to not be in a better position than ourselves.

In other words Jimmy Carter 2.0, the Georgian Goober replaced by the Chicago Con.

Sam Giancana would be so proud.

We were browbeaten with racism, bigotry, ethnic-cultural-trisexual-bathrooms, pussy hats, and safe spaces.

We were told criminals were cool, drugs were good for us, and that You Only Live Once so money doesn’t matter.

Go out and get a massage rather than a job.

Aunt Nancy said so.

The same Democrats that told the unemployed to not bother looking, were the same ones who didn’t read a bill, but then voted it into a law that made seeing a doctor harder, more expensive, and less safe.

Aunt Nancy again.

Finally the Democratic Party decided that losing elections nationwide, including the House and Senate, was something they had to address so they let a Communist, who called himself a Democratic Socialist, into their Party, where they lied, cheated, and stole any opportunity the guy had to win.

First place, Hillary “Wipe the server clean with a cloth” Clinton.

Second place, Bernie “Women want to be gang raped by men” Sanders and yes Bernie’s Ernies I cleaned it up. Your zero hero explicitly explained what women “want” and “how many” at one time.

Katie Couric even asked him about it in between her showing the world her anal cavity.

Couric’s colonoscopy and Sander’s sexual depravity all on one set. We’ve come a long way from Kardashian sex tapes…or not.

This MESS, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Lois Lerner/IRS and ten trillion dollars of new debt was brought to us by Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

Sadly I’ve barely scratched the surface.

Yes Liberals, I know George W. Bush was a horrible President.

Of course he was. He’s a Progressive just like you.

All things stated above are TRUE yet according to the Press, the Democratic Party and Liberal/Progressives, all of these things happened because of a billionaire businessman turned President named Donald Trump who had neither access nor opportunity.

Let’s bring into focus what President Trump has done.

General Mattis returned to serve the nation he loves as Secretary of Defense?

Check!

Missiles shot into Syria, after the red line was crossed again, this time with an adult(s) at the helm?

Check!

ISIS completely destroyed trying to beg or sneak their way back into Saudi Arabia, parts of Africa, France, Germany, England, and Canada et al?

Check!

GDP well beyond two percent for multiple quarters, something we were told would never happen, while interest rates move HIGHER?

Check!

Unemployment at record lows for ALL Americans?

Check!

A porn star, creepy lawyers and whoever Ronan Farrow can muster up in a 24 hour period as Democratic mouthpieces?

Check!

The leading candidate(s) for the Presidential Election in 2020 for the Democrats are, wait for it, Hillary “Wipe the server clean with a cloth” Clinton, Bernie Gang Rape Sanders, Elizabeth Pocahontas Warren, and hiding in plain sight Liberal Jeff I’m a Flake?

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