The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.13.13

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, a special edition you would call it if you weighted this feature with the type of over importance that I do because its got back-to-back doubles of Terrence Howard and Doutzen Kroes. You don’t choose between those, you just upload them and watch the Internet unicorn you’ve created tap dance across a rainbow. It’s clear that I’ve embraced the fact that you all just come here for the butts, and no longer read anything down here, right?

“Ohhhh…it’s OKayyy Daisy and Fluffy, you can pee on my $900 Italian loafers….I dont EVEN CARE. Its not like Im going to fucking smash your heads together when we get home and COOK YOU IN THE OVEN TONIGHT!!!”