Wednesday, September 19, 2012

So this whole UCI thing is a curious accident that I enjoy and fully
appreciate.

This has been an amazing roller coaster ride I truly wish to stay on. And you should join me. It is way better than the Tour de France with a lot less traffic and a lot more access to cycling legends.

For me this started in Tabor, Czech Republic, where I announced the
cyclo-cross worlds in 2010. I arrived in the frigid but fantastic town thrilled
but intimidated by the formality of the UCI. Let’s face it, announcing in the states
is a back woods affair where the announcer sort of wings it.

This would be a formal event with exact protocol. So they
had me attend a rehearsal for the awards ceremony. This came with a chart and a
diagram that had all sorts of dotted lines and arrows and exact
instructions.

I responded much like I had when I first sat in high school
chemistry with Mr. Terlinksy and stared at a diagram about logarithms. I glazed over.

There I stood in the cold Soviet athletic facility next to
my colleague, Heinrich, a smoking, bearded, heavier version of the Dos Equis world’s most
interesting man, looking at this chart. The delightful UCI woman spoke mostly French.
Heinrich spoke Czech. I spoke English. And just to help us all out, they assigned
us another delightful woman who spoke Czech and German….

Huh?

I figured it out as I have now on six occasions. Be nice,
smile, show up on time, and then use the one American universal mechanism to
make people like you: slapstick.

I stumble, I trip, I pretend to have my eye poked out…all
with great effect. I have done so in German, Danish, Czech, Flemish, French and
Dutch. It works with security, police, children, racers, officials and timing
crew. Just about everybody likes it....except old ladies; but they’ve been on to me for years,
regardless of culture. I almost married such a woman who was 30 going on 69.

So I sauntered into this year’s awards ceremony rehearsal with a
little swagger. And I brought along 9-year-old Ryjder Hessenfeld along with his
dad, Ted. We hung around a bit and then we met the Dutch announcer, a legendary man,
Cees Maas…or Kees Maas, depending on the translation. I will write about him
later on, but let us just say, I am out of my league with him.

But all we have to do is the awards rehearsal. It is all
about the podium girls, the sound guys, and presenters, and not about the
experienced professional announcers, right?

We knocked out the individual awards rehearsal without
problem.

Then we had to think. For the first time in recent memory we would be hosting
a team time trial awards ceremony with six riders racing for trade teams. Think
about it….

The presenter needs six bronze medals…..

Then the next presenter needs six bouquets of flowers….

On to silver….

Then to gold…

And how big of a podium do we need for 18 athletes plus
three directors? (We even had 18 stand
ins, including Theodore Essenfeld and his son, Ryjder.)

Do we hand out six rainbow jerseys? A trophy? Belt buckles?

Oh yeah, it is trade teams…with riders from several
different countries. So what national anthem do we play? We decide to play the anthem
from the country where the team is registered…which is curious should Radio
Shack win, given this team from Luxembourg does not have one rider on its team
from Luxembourg riding.

I do not in any way mean to ridicule this process. This is why we hold rehearsals for such seemingly trivial affairs. If we
sweat the details now, you folks on Sunday will inhale in awe at our pomp and
ceremony.

So figure that all out. On to race day.....

We pound through the ceremony for
team time trial without incident, fortunate that Radio Shack did not win.

Mind you I am stumbling a bit through some of the protocol
changes from prior years. And there is always some confusion with the flag guys
(think about it, we need flags for more than 70 countries and what would happen
if Morocco swept the podium?), and the sound guy who needs to have access to
the national anthems of 76 nations including Andorra (…..who has the national
anthem of Andorra?) and the podium girls and the medal guy and the flower
guy.Am I getting to you?

And it is all on global television. Mind you the sound guy
is frantic when the Russian wins….Because in scrolling down the CD of national
anthems, given to him by the French woman, he cannot find “Russia.”

This is a holy shit moment…..

We are back stage reading, and
re-reading this CD label and I am thinking about how China and Japan are about
to go to war over an island I did not know existed two weeks ago…Or that four
fine Americans were killed in Libya over a movie no American I know has ever
seen. Then I thought about the Czech uprising in 1968 which was sparked by
what? A hockey game in which the Czechs beat the Russians.

If we could not find the Russian national anthem, I
envisioned all the progress of the last 20 years dissolving….. and tanks rolling back into Eastern Europe.

….Then I found it…..”Federation of Russia” is under “F” not “R.”
Crisis avoided, no?

Sort of.

During the ceremony, and you may see this on TV to the left
of your screen, a television camera operator follows the presenter on stage
with the camera hand held for the bronze medal. The UCI staff, some of the nicest guys I know,
intervene. And they hold the cable to ensure the camera will not go back out
center stage.

“You don’t go out
there.”

“Let go of my equipment”

“You don’t go out there.”

“Let go of my equipment.”

Enter security.

Voices were raised.

Announcers tried to conduct awards ceremony.

Fists were clenched.

Day glow vests shoved.

Orange jackets converged.

Cameras turned away from ceremony to controversy.

Athletes looked confused.

Announcers tried to conduct awards ceremony.

……We endured a serious moment of détente.

And then….

"Ladies and Gentlemen," I said. "May we have your attention for the playing of the national anthem The Federation of Russia"

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

OK, I am writing this from the Netherlands. For too many of
my friends (and probably myself up until one week ago) knowledge of this
country stopped at Austin Powers’ Goldmember.

OK, I knew more than that.

But when trying to understand just about any other culture,
start with a map. Maps help one understand all sorts of issues: cultural,
economic, linguistic, and athletic.

So open up a map of The Netherlands and then we will
continue. Go on…..I will wait…….

…………..

Good, you are back.

Try to follow along. Copenhagen, where I worked last year, is a city; Limburg is not. Limburg is a
province of the Netherlands. It dangles down between Germany to the East and
Belgium to the west, like a Dutch epiglottis. OK, that helps to explain a
little bit of language. Dutch is sort of German with a filter. And Flemish is
sort of Dutch with a French filter. And then you have the English and those
whacky Scandinavians coming through on occasion.

Weirder still is that Spain actually ran the Netherlands for
a while until a) the Dutch simply could not stand being so uptight about sex,
and b) the Brits scored one of the biggest upsets in naval history in 1588.
Somewhere in there is the story of why these folks wear the color orange. (Go read, it is awesome stuff.)

Cyclists today view Holland as a cycling utopia. But there
are different reasons. For my advocate friends, much is made of Amsterdam and
its massive amount of mode share by bike.Indeed the Dutch embrace cycling as well as anybody. It is
fantastic.

But those into the sport of cycling will rally around
Maastricht and Limburg, the province. Get out your map. Look at the proximity
to Belgium and such cities as Liege. It is right there.All the great cyclo-cross, Amstel Gold, and
everything else that is fantastic about Dutch racing. Just to the south in
Germany is Aken. To the west in Belgium is Hasselt and to the south is Liege.

But part of it I discovered while driving from Brussels to
Maastricht, taking in all the flat landscape.

And then you drop into the valley of the Meure, or the Maas
(as the river is called in Dutch), and the terrain changes. The Limburg region
is defined by fertile plains with these pronounced ridges.

I discovered these on my first day here riding with Theodore
Essenfeld and his son, Ryjder, who is 9.I was on a 52 cm bike but enjoying being outside (typically I ride a
55). After puttering about on the bike paths we worked our way towards
Valkenburg, where I had a rehearsal for awards.

En route we encountered the cyclo-sportive, with 7,000
riders. Wow. We followed the group. We ended up on a bike path that gouged into
these ravines with sharp, overgrown cliffs to our right. There were chalk caves
in which I learned the Dutch resistance used during World War II to hide. As a
history nut, I drank it in. As a cyclist, I got it. I saw cyclo-cross courses
and mountain bike trails and roads woven throughout.

And this, I would learn, is only in the Limburg province.

We came into Valkenburg. Whistles blew and paddles waved.

Wow. Team Rabobank came roaring through the turn on their
practice TTT ride. Later came Movistar.

And we were rolling through the final turn before the
Cauberg, the climb that leads to the finish of the Amstel Gold race. With
thousands of riders on the road, I scaled the Caubergwith this 9-year old boy. The crowds were
already clapping and this boy got extra applause.

By New England standards, the Cauberg is a pussy climb. But
with a Pro Tour field going up this thing at 40 km/hour to finish I can only imagine the suffering it
inflicts. And there are dozens of them in the Limburg region. And after scaling
several of them in the 100k leading into the finish circuit on Sunday, the pro
men will then go up the Cauberg 10 times.Oh yeah, there is another climb, the Bemelberg, on the backstretch.

Did I mention that I have had fantastic weather? If the North
Sea thinks otherwise, this place can be a crosswind cool zone of mist and rain.
I love the lowlands the way I love New England.

Everybody, from the pro cyclists to the postal worker to the old lady to the 12-year-old school
girl has something others lack: resolve.

Geography does this.

This world championship is ambitious. There is just one
finish venue in Valkenburg. But there are six different start venues: Sittard,
Landgraf, Eijsden, Heerlen (where Eddy Merckx beat Jan Janssen in 1967 to win
his first of three world titles), Valkenburg and then Maastricht.

The Eneco Tour, The Tour of Limburg, the Valkenberg
Cyclocross, the Amstel Gold Race and of course this World Championships, the
sixth time the UCI has selected this province to host its grandest ball.

But this entire region is dripping in cycling history that
the American charity ride fans will miss by going to l’Alpe d’Huez. I stumble
about…..there is Jan Jaansen,there is
Henni Kuiper, Leontien Van Moorsel, Jan Raas, Peter Post, and Leo Van Vliet…Will
I see Joop Zoetelmelk? How cool is a country that names a guy “Joop”?

Like losing my iPad, something about foreign travel makes us
stupid and awkward and alone. Whenever I travel abroad for these UCI gigs I
feel like a kid who has just moved into a new town and starting school for the
first day. On the outside it all looks good…Like I got it going on… But inside
one simply feels out of place.

The UCI folks are getting to know, and like, me. But it
remains a cautious thing.

I love travel to Europe and other cultures. And I love
traveling alone. But I hate being lonely. This would be fun if I had a friend
or my family along.Because I have to
work eight straight days, I must hole up in rooms alone. First I must preserve
my voice, which is to profession whata
hand is to a pitcher’s profession: everything. And because of the language
barriers – although everybody speaks English the nuances of the language are
lost – I end up alone a lot. This makes me come off as introverted, which most
will tell you I am not.

At the end of each day I get unsolicited advice on how to
fix my voice.

Tea with lemon.

Hot water with olive oil…

Hot water with salt.

Tea with honey.

Halls….Vicks….you name it, they’ve suggested it. It is not
my first rodeo. What works is this:

Throat Coat tea from Traditional Medicinals, which contains
slippery elm.Also I stop drinking beer
but take in a glass or two of Grand Marnier. I hydrate with water constantly.
And sleep is really important. Most important is that I simply avoid loud bars
and restaurants and instead do thinks like long, long walks or bike rides.

But I had struggled going in to this event.A combination of August allergies, a sinus
infection, and a dental problem fostered some problems with my voice. I simply
could not recover as usual. A visit to the dentist revealed a broken tooth,
which got me some antibiotics. The voice improved but would it be enough to
handle eight straight days of announcing at the world championships?

Let’s find out, eh?

I nailed day one, the team time trial. Then the reparation
began. Riding the hotel bike 10k back to the hotel is a start. No talking. Then
I started the constant rehydration.Whilst trying to type this, I got drowsy. I rode for 90 minutes on the
hotel bike, simply touring Maastricht, before fishing up with pad thai.
Everything is done alone. No talking. I return to the room alone. I stay alone.
I checked e-mail and then fell to sleep at 9:30. I would sleep for 10 hours,
which truly may have been the most important ingredient.

And I got to the venue for day two solid. No problems and
actually better than day two.This is
how I will mow down the entire eight-day gig.

But day three proved interesting. I awoke without the alarm…having
slept miraculously again….and got ready for my favorite part of European lodging,
the breakfast.I was so ready for those
funny looking meats, the eggs, the cheese, the cappuccino and of course the
pompelmousse juice.

As I sifted through my clothes with the blinds drawn I
remembered having heard my phone, which is also my alarm, shutting off in the
night. I had gotten up to charge it but neglected to turn it on. While brushing
my teeth I sauntered over and turned on the phone…..

9:25!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Holy shit the junior women were to start at 10 a.m.!!!!!! “
I thought. “Or was it 9?”

I flew down the stairs sliding on shoes and buttoning shirts
and charged to the bike rack. I grabbed bike 2365 and pounded towards
Vanderburg. Whirred through roundabouts
with my foot down as an outrigger, and then charged towards the hill. I climbed
at a pace as stern as any race I had entered.I topped off the hill and shifted up for the final 2 k to the event.

I flipped out the phone….9:49 a.m. as I entered the Tissot
booth.I had ridden 7 km on a hotel bike
with a Shimano Nexus 7 speed uphill in 19 minutes. I was blown…..But relieved
to learn the race started at 10:30.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Limburg 2012, Day One
First there will be no apostrophes in these reports.
Why, you ask?
This is coming to you via my aging HP Thunderclap. Instead of impressively tapping it on the Bluetooth keyboard and iPad, I am boxing on the broken keys. Actually the letter o and k have no keys. In my sleep transatlantic haze, I left my iPad on the plane.
I discovered this 120 km later in Maastricht. So instead of typing out my blog, I spent the day frantically trying to reach United and/or Brussels Airways, which manages its baggage. No, they did not respond. Gone.
Sucks.
But Holland is fantastic. I arrived under a dull spitting sky to find a lackluster venue next to a construction site. Frankly the Lowlands of Belgium and Holland always present a gray curtain as their stage; you must learn to pull them back to start the show.
I caught up on e-mail and then napped.
When I awoke I had no sense of time. Neither my laptop nor phone were updating the time. But the sun remained up so I figured it to be around 3 p.m. So I did what has become routine in Europe: I rented a hotel bike.
Within 100 meters I rolled under the highway interchange and onto the Fietsnetwork of bike lanes and into the core of the city. Masstricht is a fantastic city tightly woven around the Maas River, downstream from Liege in nearby Belgium. This would be recon ride, getting my bearings: train station, restaurants, bike shops…and then how to get back. The bike costs about 7 euros and I hoped to go back out after I exchanged money and checked on my work schedule. I ended up checking e-mail; when I looked up rain had started slashing on the window. I turned the bike in and returned for more Internet lull.
Later I walked about looking for food before I realized with all the jet lag and latitudinal difference it was like 11:45. The place was evacuating by bike; all sorts of couples lazily tumbled the pedals, side-by-side, brushing each other’s hands, smoking or texting as they rode. It is about 20 percent pedestrians, 40 percent cars, and 40 percent bikes. And they ride without helmets comfortably through a city made for all three to get along. No horns. No anger. No more fanfare than we might find at a coffee shop at 8:30 a.m. Everybody is courteous and quiet.
I found no restaurants opened. After walking an hour I returned to the hotel bar to find my UCI staff. Marching orders for Day 2. Lots more to come.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

The contrasts here are remarkable. Let me give me you some of the amazing numbers about this event: • They have sold out 45,000 tickets for Sunday. They have an additional 10,000 VIPs. (Which makes us question how "important" one is if there are 10,000 of you.) And this venue is smaller than Roger Williams Park in Providence. • They have used 18 km of hard fencing. Every piece of hard fencing in Belgium is deployed here. They had to go to the Netherlands to complete the job. • There are 22 camera positions. • There are three massive VIP tents. With flooring, tables, silverware and china. And I stopped counting beer tents – each one large enough to swallow all of the tents of the Madison nationals - at seven. • There are 24 countries represented. The scope of it is hard to comprehend. And yet, the event has a quaint – almost naïve – element. The Cross Worlds have not yet achieved the multi-media, pyrotechnical sophistication of the NFL in terms of production. I have been stunned by the lack of overall production value. They just don’t realize how much more we could do. And despite the raucous nature of the beer tents after the races, and the festive nature of costumes, the flags, the bells, and the horns, I must concur with Meredith Miller’s assessment that these crowds are … well….tame. They don’t make that much noise. Perhaps tomorrow will change this opinion. Or maybe that’s my job….Yesterday we had 15,000. I awoke to a rather somber breakfast in the dark, where I sat studying alone in the restaurant with just the Korean member of the UCI management committee, awkwardly formal in a three-piece suit. I drove to the venue with Beat Wabel, a former junior world champion and several time Swiss national champion, and Peter Van Den Abeele, the UCI cross boss who was also Belgian national champion, and his daughter. They all could recall stories of racing at Koksijde. In 1994, Van Den Abeele had won the national championships and received the honor of getting the front row slot. In those days every country got one slot per row. He gave up his spot to Paul Herygers, out of respect for his prowess in the sand. To this day, the largest dune on the course is named Herygers Dune, named so after Paul Herygers passed Richard Groenendal here in 1994 on the final lap, patting his Dutch rival on the back as he blew by to score the world title. Even by Belgian standards, that day set new heights. That dune is a natural amphitheater which is used for countless photos showing thousands of spectators. Van Den Abeele recalls that day in 1994 because the entire Belgian team – stunned by the sheer size of the crowd – fired off the line and blew all their fuses and circuit breakers. Only Herygers could put himself back together to salvage the day. We arrived on this air base as the sun scoured its way through the clouds. After some recon, I learned from the sound guy that they had a separate microphone for me on the X Dune, where crowds were forming. I checked it out and felt I could do some pretty serious damage. That would indeed be the case. So after some research and prep work, I braced for the juniors, which could be the toughest race of the weekend to call. We reviewed the protocol, which includes a really cool starting light system, and then started to prepare. There would only four races this weekend: Juniors and Under 23s are Saturday; Elite women and men Sunday. The production is very precise. My colleague here is Mark Bollen, who has announced races in Belgium for 31 years. That seems daunting; it IS Belgium after all. That means Museew, Boonen, Aerts, Vervecken, Nys….He’s a delightful guy and we both have worked with the great Peter Graves.

I was surprised by how matter of factly he simply started the roll call without the fanfare I expected for the world championships. I stumbled through the Flemish, the Dutch, the Czech, the Spanish and the French names and we lined ‘em up. But it had all the grandeur of reading that days’ high school detention list.

The juniors fired off the line and I tramped up to the X Dune, found the microphone and what appeared to be about a 200 watt amp patched into the 70 volt system which fuels cones of speakers all around the venue. I hit the microphone hard, clipped out the amp, and the thing went dead: good idea gone bad. I scrambled back to the finish line took my place in the box and called the front of the race well enough. But one only talks of the heroics of Goliath and never sees the epic battles of the Davids from 10th place back. That is what makes ‘cross great. But hell, this is worlds and these Goliaths, even as 111-pound juniors. Mathieu Van Der Poel was the heavy favorite, having won every World Cup, the Dutch nationals, and of course having the genes of Adri Van Der Poel in his body. He was thumped hard on the first lap, got behind a pile of Belgians, and appeared downright human. He finally got control but had to fend off a surprisingly strong Wout Van Aert of Belgium and France’s Quentin Jauregui, who fought back to score third. The race was a race for four laps but finished in strands. One race done. After awards I spotted Tom Simpson, my California friend. We tramped about getting frittes and Jupilers. We had three hours to kill between races. We got hats and posters and books and stickers…. And this was the slow day. Then came the Under 23 race, which featured the Orange Crush: six Dutch riders, three of which would start on the first row, two of which would be on the second row; and David Van Der Poel who would be on the third row. Again we had a heavily favored Dutch rider in Lars Van Der Haar. Unlike the junior race, he fired off the line to grab control of the race. And unlike the other race, the Belgians fought back. Wietse Bosmans pounded up to Van Den Haar and actually applied pressure. Three times he dropped the Dutch hero; three times Van Der Haar fought back. Farther back a scramble between Arnaud Grand (Switzerland), Clement Venturini (France) and Michale Teunissen (Netherlands) fought for third. Then up came Michiel Van Heijden who rode brilliantly. These three went hammer and tong in the deep sand. Van Den Haar made mistakes. The final lap would be a game of sand hockey elbows and hips and hands deployed to either stay upright or defend positions. Brakes were checked, hooks were thrown, risks were taken …. All this was done while swinging the body about wildly like the boom on a ship to keep the keel set in a single groove in the sand. To come out of that groove risked all. During the last time through the Herygers Dune, Van Der Haar steered Bosmans off his line and his Dutch henchman passed. Bosmans responded in the deep sand, dove under Van Heijden and pinned him into the fences. All three separated and all three fought back together, just as France’s Arnaud Jouffroy made contact as the group hit the pavement for the sprint. Van Der Haar repeats as world champ. Bosmans gets Belgium its second medal, a silver. Van Heijden gets Holland its third medal, a bronze. After the awards I visited with Dan Ellmore, a great friend and supporter. Then I caught the shuttle to the hotel…Dinner there. Boring, eh? Tomorrow it’s Fort Apache. I did have an amazing meeting and will likely make another cool announcement in the very near future. Thanks for reading

Friday, January 27, 2012

After a numbingly bizarre transition in the hotel, I awoke at 10:17 a.m., grabbed coffee, and hit the shuttle to the venue. The sun had come out as Pierre drove the Nissan diesel van to the venue on wet road. He pointed out to me how poor the bike lane – which would blow away any such thing in America – was by design.

In warm sunshine punctuated by drizzle out of clouds passing off the North Sea, I hit the ground and started to walk the course. With some sleep, my mood had elevated dramatically along with the weather conditions. Within a minute of arrival, I spotted UCI staff I knew. I bumped into American fans, and the entire experience began to bloom wonderfully. Brook Watts, Theo Kindermans and his wife, Katherine Cagle, Matt Howie (sp?), Molly Cameron, and countless other Americans swarmed the press center and course. Photographer Will Matthews and I stumbled about the course infatuated with the riders able to master this course.

The sand of Koksijde defies description. This course is laid out on a military base atop dunes. The only thing the base is used for now is rescuing beachgoers and sinking fishing boats.

The numbers in Koksijde are astounding. Organizers announced the event had sold out at 42,000…..Let me say that again….SOLD OUT.

Here are some more:

These guys have the entire venue hard fenced. That means 18 km of fencing. They ran out of fencing in all of Belgium and had to get more from the Netherlands!

Much of the fencing has been braced by secured side panels set at 90 degrees. They are concerned about crowd control and the fencing actually collapsing.

There are as many tents near the finish line as they had at Tabor and Sankt Wendel…The only difference is that this is just in the finish area. By the pits and the dunes there are four more massive tents such as those.

So with all that, today’s pre-ride was fabulous. There were probably 2,000 people here today just watching that.

For you folks handicapping at home, here’s the rub:

• Sven Nys has not been here for a few days, choosing to forego the public pre-ride• Klaas Vanternout has been here for five weeks. • Zdenek Stybar railed the course yesterday doing 15 hot laps. • Caroline Mani rode today, but was obviously in pain. • Katerina Nash rode the course for the first time this week…as in, she has never raced here before. • Japanese riders are wildly popular. And even their fans get dragged into photo shoots and beer parties. • Jeremy Powers and Zach MacDonald looked fine. • Tom Meeusen will surprise people.

The pre-ride ended and I went to the rehearsal for the awards ceremony. I’m working with Mark Bollard (sp???). This guy speaks five languages and has announced for 31 years! I feel like a French guy going in to Yankee Stadium to talk a little baseball.

This guy seems nice.

The Louisville folks had their presentation for 2013. They did a nice job. Better, in my opinion, than the prior two I witnessed. I wish them luck.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

So I’m re-opening my blog to give you all my recounts of the 2012 UCI Cyclo-cross World Championships.

So the departure from Boston via Air France to Paris would be uneventful. I had the unusual departure of 5.30 from Logan. This means an arrival in France of 12:30 in my body but 6:30 a.m. in France.

Having given my liver a break, I could not turn down Air France wine while I read countless European ‘cross results to prepare for announcing my third UCI Cyclo-cross World Championships.

I plowed through results and action movies on the flight and touched down in what seemed like no time.

We arrived on a dark and damp tarmac and began the confusing parade of Charles De Gaulle Airport, a massive tube of humanity with countless ports of entry. Paris is a fascinating hub with massive columns of Asian people flooding up against colorfully dressed African women and heavily made up French women. How can French women get away with so much make up and pull it off?

The entire arrival heightens my senses. Every cylinder, every synapse is firing as I bathe in the French language with just enough mastery to convince everybody I actually speak French….which I don’t. So all their directions are in French which means I stupidly do things like walk right off the train platform!

I’ve discovered I’m booked on the TGV from Paris to Brussels! Fantastic adventure! Stay tuned. Next stop is Brussels and then north on a regional train to Koksijde

Brussels-Koksijde

January in Northern France and Belgium is not all that cold…With a damp mist and gray sky it penetrates every building, every coat, and every soul. I disembarked from the TGV, snared my bag, and then dragged about the Brussels Midi Station to sort out the next leg of the trip, a train to the North Sea.

Given the multitude of languages and cultures and immigrants tumbling about Europe, one would expect to see some comprehensive signage. Nah....One simply must be polite and brave and willing to ask what the hell to do. Frankly, I like it because I have those skills. But this experience would rattle the average American suburbanite.

I bumbled from the info booth to the wrong ticket booth to the correct ticket booth and got myself ticketed for 18 Euros. With 40 minutes to kill I dragged my bags across the trolley tracks, walked a block or two, got a bottle of water to offset the TransAtlantic wine on Air France, and then dug into Cruz Verde for a box of ibuprofen to offset the TransAtlantic wine on Air France.

After a lot of beer drinking over the holidays, I sent my liver to the cleaners for a few weeks to prepare for the Tim Johnson Ride on Washington. Despite a few trip ups after cross nationals, I did really well and felt great. I like not drinking.

But there was no way in hell I was going to Belgium for Cross Worlds without drinking some beer! So this is a beer drinking vacation.

So with this airline hangover, I tramped up the stairs to the train platform for the 11:14 train to Koksijde. I found one person on the platform: Bruce Fina.

Bruce and I are funeral friends. We go a long way back and will undoubtedly go a long way forward. I thoroughly enjoy his personality and passion for promotions. I could tell by the gray hairs that that the strain of pulling off the masters world championships and the 2013 elite worlds had taken its toll.

Our recent division over the calendar, when he wanted me to move Providence to accommodate the USGP moving its calendar date but I refused, has been settled going into 2013.

So we boarded the train and spent the 90 minutes talking about American ‘cross, his life in Austria, World War I battlefields, the NFL, and particularly our appreciation of the New England Patriots. I gazed across the lowland landscape with its modest, brick homes, its fabulous modern windmills, and studied the Fietsnetwerk of bike paths and lanes. We arrived and parted ways; my driver, Wilfred, greeted me and off I went to the UCI host hotel.

Wind spattered rain on the Nissan van as we splashed through Koksijde. The landscape reminded me of Cape Cod or the Outer Banks in off-season. I saw the venue and could not fathom how 50,000 people would cram into such a small area. This venue is one half the size of Stage Fort Park and they would be hosting the world.

There is one key element to Koksijde: sand. I’ll describe this more tomorrow after I walk the course.

After rolling through Koksijde, we rolled eastward to the host hotel. I arrived and checked into a simple, neat four-story hotel with a foggy view of the dunes. I had a gift bag with a bottle of brandy, a deck of cards, and some With that I plugged in my electrical adaptor purchased last year in Germany. And into that I plugged my power strip, intent on charging EVERYTHING I had.

“POOF”.

The thing shut off and the strip went dead. And I could not get a charge at all. Dead. With a dead laptop and dying phone, I got a snack in the bar and attempted to sleep….With my body protesting the nap at what it perceived to be 9 a.m. But I conked out lightly. I woke up refreshed, asked for help with the electricity thing, and waited in my room….And waited…..Finally the desk clerk arrived with a new adaptor which did not fit. Frustrated, I grabbed a pile of World Cup results and went to the restaurant.

These trips are wonderful…but also wonderfully lonely. And with a dead computer they are that much lonelier with no e-mail and no Skype. But I drank a double-double Belgian beers, ate small shrimp with the shells on, and ordered the Cassolet de Poisson…which was fantastic.

I pored over results of the Under 23 and Junior World Cups. Here goes my rant on announcing: nobody gets paid to announce the elites. The elites each spend nearly a decade on the trophy shelf of the sport. We all develop a solid sense of who they are, how they race, where they live, what they won, what they lost, etc. We announcers all brush up on the facts before we work a big event but we’re smearing more icing on the cake than most of us can eat.

At the worlds, I put a lot of effort into the Junior and the Under-23 categories. I doubt any of you have ever heard of Vojtech Nipl, but he’s an amazing young rider. These guys don’t have trading cards, look like their 12 years old, and only emerged on the scene in the last few years. I spent four hours tonight analyzing lap times of World Cups this season in these categories. I love that you recognize old names such as Van Der Poel and Frischknect in these ranks. These kids race their brains out. And announcing here fills up my library for future announcing at the elite level.

After dinner I returned to the room, saw the staff had fixed my power outage in one sector of the room. Then I decided to plug in my power strip in another outlet just to try it…..

“POOF”

Only this time, I blew out the entire third floor! Totally in the dark, I groped my way to the desk only to realize they had closed for the night. I wandered into the kitchen and with pigeon French explained the predicament. The bad news is that Belgian circuit breakers are touchy; but they go right back on! And I’m in business!