Started off gr8 and seemed like it had loads of potenshell but den they had CGI ginger breadmen witch i fort was well silly m8 pmsl wear woz jesus its sposed 2 be a xmas film dats wot u get 4 takin GOD out of schools I guess oh well dont wanna offend the imegrants do we peeps x

A decent action movie, although I spent a lot of it thinking “they strawberry floated up Superman’s face for THAT?”

The Incredibles 2 - 6.5/10

I love the first movie but this left me slightly cold. It’s not bad but is very disappointing. Jack Jack is great, Dash is annoying and two of the characters voices made me think I was watching Better Call Saul.

Was joking about the 7/10 for Fast & Furious 8. I won't deny that I was weirdly entertained in a way, but it's closer to something like 3/10. Can't believe a big blockbuster could be that bad and look that ropey. Just the amount of money put into it, you'd think they'd by at least chance upon some good moments here and there. Nope. Easily the worst big release of the last two years.

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...I just watched Alien Covenant. 1/10. Worse than Alien Resurrection. Not even joking. Would actually rate that alongside AVP2 for how unbelievably abysmal it was. I would have felt so angry if I had paid money to see that.

Banjo wrote:...I just watched Alien Covenant. 1/10. Worse than Alien Resurrection. Not even joking. Would actually rate that alongside AVP2 for how unbelievably abysmal it was. I would have felt so angry if I had paid money to see that.

Well, I was entertained in a slightly baffled way? But the entire film, which includes Fassbender by extension, was unmitigated bollocks.

Preezy wrote:Covenant was a bad Alien film, but it was a perfectly watchable sci-fi action horror movie.

As above, it was nonsense, which in itself makes it watchable. But let's not equate it with competence. Film was an absolute mess, and I'm not sure where I read it, but surely there were cheaper ways for Ridley Scott to tell Fassbender that he wanted to strawberry float him. Dreadful CGI, worse acting than Prometheus (I was initially gutted for Noomi Rapace getting shitcanned but she dodged a bullet), just an overrall farce of a movie. I watched Life earlier today, that was far from great but it showed up just how bad Covenant is. Actual 1/10.

Only decent moment of the film (yeah I don't give a strawberry float about spoilers for this shite) was the Alien Vs Truckasaurus moment near the end. I burst out laughing at it.