Create-a-Caption: Kyrie Irving is a pretty crappy Viking

Don't you give me that "Oh, really?" face, Kyrie Irving. You knew that Viking helmet was stone-cold busted the minute you picked it up at the 99-cent store, but you were like, "It'll be funny, because, like, I'm only half-horny." And then you high-fived a dude named Bryse or whatever and headed to Cameron Indoor for the epic tilt against Shaw. I know you're not getting NBA paper yet, dude, but you're the No. 1 pick. Act as if and get your helmet game right, pronto.

In our last adventure: INTO THE PAST! Pro tip: When Stephon Marbury tells you that he "sees the big picture," double-check real quick to see if he is holding a novelty-size magnifying glass behind his back.