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The Hoff is leaving up ambiguously romantic facebook statuses, and I can only pray they are not directed at me. His odd wording leaves me wishing I had a decoder ring of some sort. I should have kept more of those cereal box prizes (How cool was the color-changing spoon from the box cinnamon toast crunch?)

If the balls to tell him we should just be friends came in a box of Coco Puffs, I’d be set.