daddy nicknamed the 6yo varmint when she was about 6 months old. she has totally lived up to this name. however, recently he decided that she has a new nickname……wait for it…… honey badger. as in honey badger don’t give a shit. bwahahahaha yes, it’s totally not right. but it’s probably pretty accurate at this stage.

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6yo: look, mama, there’s a blimp in the sky.
me: I think that’s an airplane. it’s moving too fast for a blimp. blimps are slow.
6yo [holding hand up in front of face and moving it slowly] : look, my hand’s a blimp.
me: [drops head and shakes it]