Good old LaVar Ball. Takes it personally any time he doesn't get his way, pouts, holds grudges, looks for ways to get revenge, and badmouths/blames everyone but himself and his family. Seems to be biologically incapable of going very long without saying something controversial to get headlines. Has an overinflated sense of his own physical prowess. Believes he and his family are way more competent than they actually are. Has managed to build a brand that appeals very strongly to a target audience despite all of these obvious shortcomings. Loves the twitter.

If he was white, the Republicans would probably make him President.

"What's our job? Gettin the offense the ball! How we gonna do it? By any means necessary!"