That’s right kids–and just in time for Christmas! Be sure to ask Santa for all the Radical Clerics®: Christian, Muslim, Roman Catholic, Jewish, Russian Orthodox, Hindu, Mormon and more. They’re great to use in your favorite Holy War role-playing game–or just for fun! And this year you can expand your collection with the exciting new Radical Clerics: Sects® cards, each one featuring a super bright 3-D hologram of a famous cult leader.

The Judeo-Christian-Islamist War Against Women continues unabated. These people haven’t had a new idea in 4,000 years, ever since their founder, a psychotic goat-herder named Abraham, heard voices in his head telling him to murder his son, which he started to do– until another voice told him to stop. These voices were just delusions, nothing at all like the kind of reputable divine public service announcements we have all heard emanating from burning bushes or television evangelists.