Friday, January 30, 2009

Yakkity yak don't talk back.

Iowahawk has some cultural gems from around the worldas obama brings his multiculti background to the usa.

“Do not curse the crow who has stolen you chili; tomorrow his rectum will curse the dawn.”Thai

“The happy man has two chickens; the wise man shares one with the man who has none. The prudent man reports the happy man to the authorities, so they can wise him up.”Cuban

“The tawny kitten writhes before the white snake.”Mulleti

“Do not waste your time talking to the yak. Because yakkity yak don’t talk back.”Mongolian

“Remember that the egg of power will drop if held too loosely; and an egg cannot break a rock. Okay, maybe if it’s some sort of crazy unbreakable super-duper-power egg. But then you can’t make an omelet without breaking some eggs, and neither can you make an omelet with broken rocks. It would taste like crap, and be hella hard on your teeth enamel. That is why you should probably just order the waffles.”Luo