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The Wikipedia unblock request list gets a lot of e-mails. Sometimes, they're legit requests for people whose school/workplace/military base has been blocked, and they'd like an account to edit with. Other times, they just don't get why they've been blocked. And then, there's the ones that make people scratch their heads in puzzlement. These are those e-mails. All names have been changed, but the rest is unaltered (except for sigs and the like).

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Your IP address (as provided by this page): 64.233.173.85

An explanation as to why you believe your block is unfair: I have

never had a wikipedia account before

ED: Unfortunately we regularly have people ignoring the solution to their problem which is right in front of their eyes and emailing it back to us.

I am a deposed prince from the West African nation of Niger. I use my wikipedia account to help me
find foreigners who may help me get my numerous and millions of funds out of country before the
government controlled mob in my country can get me. My wikipedia account was unblocked as spamful. If
any of you may unblock and help me, I will transfer 200 thousand of american dollars to your bank
account, after the completion of a small, 200 dollar account transfer from you to me to prove the
account exists. I thank you rapidly for your attention in this manner, Mr. Wikipedia.

-Mgumbe

ED: It was later revealed that this was somebody checking to see whether unblock-en has a spam filter.

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We are capable of fulfilling all services of importing and would like to offer forwarding , customs clearance and storage services to import and export companies.

Please find below all of our references for our above activities.

REFERENCES

<various companies and countries withheld>

We would like to have mutual beneficial business opportunity with your respectful company. So, we propose you to take place in your transportation with our quality service and competitive prices if you need transportation on the following routes.

The details of routes: Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Armenia, Georgia, Russia, Jordan, Lebanon, Iran, Iraq, Afganisthan. Furthermore, we are able to provide transportation service to the European Countries and Balcan Countries.

Please take into consideration that our mission is to provide our customer first class service with competitive prices and prompt delivery.

Why did you block me!! The greatest vandal ever to strike Wikipedia has never gotten blocked!!!! I swear to you by the name of Zeus that once the block is lifted I will screw up as many articles as is humanly possible!! Long live credible encyclopedias!! Death to Wikipedia!!