October 31, 2018 at 05:57PM from The Babylon Bee
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Choosing a Halloween costume is a landmine: how do you know where the line is between clever and incredibly offensive? Here's how: you read The Babylon Bee, where we help you make the right lifestyle choices each and every day. Check out this handy infographic to know which costumes to avoid. It is the current year, after all.

October 31, 2018 at 03:26PM from The Babylon Bee
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NORTH HERO, VT—It's Halloween, which means trick-or-treaters are beginning to flood the streets of cities and towns all across the country in a beloved tradition. Children joyously knock on doors and receive candy at most of the houses in their neighborhood—most of the houses, that is, except for that of Bernie Sanders.

October 31, 2018 at 08:55AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—The nation's liberals were "deeply grateful" that more and more strict constructionists have been appointed to both the Supreme Court and other federal court positions after President Trump suggested he would get rid of the concept of birthright citizenship as outlined in the 14th Amendment.

October 31, 2018 at 08:29AM from The Babylon Bee
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RICHMOND, VA—Local woman Lisa Whitaker told sources on Sunday she hopes her husband James listened closely to their pastor’s sermon on self-righteousness. The sermon, taken from Matthew 7, centered around Jesus’ famous exhortation to remove the log from one’s own eye before pointing out the speck in someone else’s. As soon as the pastor began preaching, Lisa knew the message was perfectly suited for her husband, sources confirmed.

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