> THE OIL PAINTING> - Submitted by Rubin> ------------------------------------> An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.> She told the the artist....>> ....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,> emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. ">> "But you are not wearing any of those things.">> "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband.> I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife> to go crazy looking for the jewelry.