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Rockville, MD- The Terrorillists, were stopped at the airport in Kabul, over President Trump’s travel ban.

The announcement was made in a post from the band’s twitter account on Sunday. “Unfortunately, due to Trumpmericuh, we can’t come within 500 goats of an airplane.” Read the tweet.

When questioned about The Terrorillists ban, President Trump was confused, saying “I’ve been specifically asking FOR a Muslim band.” Lawmakers are now desperately seeking clarification as other musical acts like The Taliband, have been hoping to perform in the states for years.