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SJB has "put me in the corner" for suggesting it was him. And I quote, "Dirty Mother, I check into Swellinfo a few times a week. It's the only message board I like, and only one of three that I have ever actively participated.

I am deepely saddened that you thought that, Njshredmachine, was possibly myselves. Even when I go after people I have a much more sophisticated style. Also, that dude is retarded. I have a decent command of the English language.....sort of. Well, at least I can spell, "INTRANETS."

And actually, I never launced an unprovoked attack on anyone there. Really, go to SouthjettyBill's profile page and see the threads I started. Nothing bad there at all. I actually started taking heat because I publicly apologized to some dude, who was acting a bit too-cool-for-school, and I kind of snapped on him. Hey, I like walking on the Ocean City boardwalk. According to that guy, that makes one a tourist kook. I disagreed. But I was a little harsh. I apologized and that's when I started taking heat.

Dirty, you must be punished for this mistaken identity mishap. I fine you $100.00 plus $25 court fees. Also, I impose a six month jail sentence which will be suspended during six months of supervised probation. A second offense will result in a $500 fine, up to two years imprisonment, and 180 hours of community service. You are free to go."

Then I asked if I could repost his message and he said "Yeah you can copy it. Just make sure that you tell them that I love every single one of them guys, no matter how stupid some of them might be......well excpet for Stranded in Smithfield and XGen70."

I would point that out too if it was directed at me! I guess that makes you kind of awesome too. Good job!

Originally Posted by NJshredmachine
First of dlrouen I did a little investigation and found out you surfed aT North Carolina beach. Typical southerner. You know nothing about waves brah!! Look at my avatar. That's a wave! You are located next to the puddle rider that surfs the 360 days straight. Look at his pics for Christ sakes! Don't start wagging our mouth when you can't back it up. Surfing, bench pressing, you name it. IT'S ON!!

zaGaffer really owned the thread: "I'm getting paid to do this right now."