• Country crooner Faith Hilldoes not tolerate other women’s hands on hubby Tim McGraw’s package. An overzealous fan learned that the – (turn and) cough – hard way when she got too friendly at a concert this weekend. Hill wasn’t trying to make any friends when she chastised the cock grabber:

• French actor Michel Serrault, best known for his stage and film work on La Cage aux Folles (The Bird Cage), has died.

• AfterElton offers you ten gay superheroes “you (probably) haven’t of”! We know Lord Fanny. She’s awesome. Except when she turns into that scary monster. That’s not so awesome.
• The White Stripes have a new video!

• Britney Spears and K-Fed’s divorce finally final! Had this happened a year ago, we would have supported Brit, but we fear we’re actually cheering for K-Fed’s freedom.

• Candis Cayneon moving to New Jersey, keeping her shows fresh and playing Billy Baldwin’s mistress on ABC’s new soap, Dirty Sexy Money. Apparently the producers digitally remastered her voice to make her tranny status more noticeable.