Sell, Sell, Sell

You don’t have to be Criswell to predict that our next attraction Sell, Sell, Sell is about Sex! Sex! Sex!
Miss Love is a door-to-door saleswoman “working her way through college” by selling vibrating plastic dicks. She has an unbeatable sales pitch and shows two poker-playing rednecks and several couples the benefits of battery operated fun.
Now I know what the Beach Boys meant when they sang about “Good Vibrations.”
— Mike Accomando, Dreadful Pleasures