Marco Rubio is trying to show the kids he’s really cool.
He says that NWA, Eminem and Tupac raps really rule.
But beneath his youthful exterior
Are street creds so inferior
Because we all know he’s really just a Republican tool.

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Poetic Justice

Lindsey Graham’s a GOP-er from down in South Carolina,
But he sees a clear path forward in white-bread Iowa,
And in all fairness,
The question of his gayness,
Likely won’t come up as long as he steers clear of homophobic Indiana.