All stories on hiatus. Am suffering from lack of free time, lack of inspiration, lack of access to source material, and have been consumed by a new fandom. Am unlikely to continue currently existing stories.

Taylor and Danny Hebert trigger at the same time, and get linked powers. As Compass Rose and Pathfinder, they must explore their new abilities, and the effects of these powers on the world around them.

A Common thief is forced to take up the mantle of a Dungeon Keeper and suddenly finds himself the master of the fearsome Horned Reaper. Forced to fight in order to ensure his own survival, which path will he take?

What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

2219: With great effort, mankind has managed to survive through Earth's deadliest times. Now, a research mission to the Alpha Centauri system is about to reveal that United Nations Project Unity was indeed a success. (I continue to work on this fanfic as Real Life dicates and have changed/added a few things to flesh out the story and characters. Many additions and changes. Enjoy!)

Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?

The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.

Fourteen-year-old Shinji Ikari finds himself being mentored by the greatest English teacher in the multiverse. The real question is, will the strange man called the Doctor help save the world - or end it? (Cover art by Epsthian-Artist on DeviantArt. Used with permission.)

A mysterious time-traveller called the Doctor arrives on Mobius, but when he gets kidnapped 2 minutes into the fic, it's up to a certain blue hedgehog and the Doctor's human companion Rose to rescue him - if only she'd stop mistaking Sonic for a pet, that is!

Third Volume of Halkegenia Online, Takes place following conclusion of 2.0. Preparations for war have begun in earnest, as Tristain and her Allies make ready in body and spirit and Albion threatens in the skies. On the White Isle, the Dragon Knights prepare, a Thief arrives, and a Born Huntress stalks her prey. Interlude Volume. Warning OC heavy. Main plot will return in V4.

AU. Twilight Sparkle travels to Canterlot to investigate why Princess Celestia has been acting distant lately. Faced with a harsh discovery, she finds a new friend in Princess Luna. But can their new friendship survive Luna's insecurities?

"The Black Wedding" Final Arc - It began with a mare from Ponyville and a time-looping Prince from Canterlot. This most unlikely union now stands at a crossroads: a ruthless changeling invasion; a conspiracy within the highest circles of the Equestrian aristocracy; a half dozen power hungry noblemares looking to become a Princess in all but name. Only one can wear the Crown.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

Happiness truly does follow sorrow. But no one said that such a path would be a easy one. Only hours have passed since the Castle has fallen and its dark shadow can already be felt, on them and on the world.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires.

My interpretation of a certain much-anticipated event in "The Atlantis Complex." Sometimes, the last thing we should do is say what we want to say. IMPORTANT: Includes prompt for a short story competition. Prize includes podfic-ication of the winner!

HalO part two. Asuna and Kirito have been Reunited and Prince Wales still draws breath as war with Albion Looms on the horizon. Meanwhile Louise Valliere continues her search for the lost Pixies of Tarbes Garden only to be met with set backs and complications. They will all soon discover that they have more to fear than just Albion, and that there are worse monsters than Zombies.

In the near future of the 21st century, there is only boredom for Michael. Until the finest of the 41st Millennium start appearing in his living room. While shrunk down to miniature scale. With functional weapons. And they are really, really pissed off...

The year: 2183. An attack on the Global Defense Initiative colony of Eden Prime threatens to ignite war between GDI and the Citadel, and only one woman can keep the peace, track down the attackers, and expose the true threat to the galaxy. Alt.Universe

A brief look into the reasons behind why Kayaba designed SAO the way that he did. Because it really was a well-thought-out masterpiece, and to change anything about it you'd probably have to change his entire motive.

Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A

Humans have long debated their origins, and even the fairies do not have all the answers. When Artemis lectures Holly on a few of the major theories, he stumbles upon one that is perhaps a bit more...apt than most people realize.

"My Black Beast." The thing which you hate the most. For Butler, a weakness: something a bodyguard should not have. For Minerva, a mistake: something geniuses do not make. Of course, every rule has its exception.

A series of short scenes that we've ALL been panting over for the last book. Filling in plot holes, increasing the levels of awesome, shipping in such quantity as hasn't been seen since WWII, brick jokes, and fixing those little mistakes. Chapter 15: The grand finale, and I have RUINED you all for the last book, haven't I?

Ever since Holly and Artemis met, their lives have been entwined. This does not guarantee a happy ending. One event in their lives, following three paths, could mean the difference between horror, adventure, and romance. Enemies, friends, and lovers.

Artemis does not believe in the PARAnormal or SUPERnatural. Only in science. Yet, when left alone for a few minutes in Police Plaza, Artemis comes across some traces of an old comrade. Traces that can not be explained. One-shot, Halloween-themed.

Filing. Meetings. Paperwork. Hordes of the undead descending upon you and your coworkers, ravenous for their succulent brains. Wing Commander Vinyaya should really get overtime for this. A sequel to "In Another's Eyes."

At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.

The war between the Batarian Hegemony and the Global Defense Initiative marks the first formal war against a galactic power for humankind, but the Hegemony is a far different force than the pirates it funded. Followup to "Eagle's Fall," in "Renegade" AU.

Two months after the catastrophe, Alex Mercer is just trying to find his own niche in the world. Old secrets and new enemies are determined to make things hectic again… luckily, he wasn't that fond of the peaceful life anyway. -Disregards Prototype 2.

Kirigaya Kazuto, Kirito, Beater of SAO, and now a Spriggan in ALfheim online, is fighting to save the love of his life from a fate worse than death. Louise De La Valliere, third daughter of the Valliere family, and student of the Tristain Academy is fighting to prove herself. Two worlds collide as a summon goes wrong and Tristain finds itself with some very confused new residents.

Spike doesn't know how long he's been running – he just knows he can't stop. He doesn't know why the ponies keep hunting him – he just knows they won't stop. From the sky, from the earth, from the water and all the between places, the ponies emerge with their tricks and their ambushes and their unrelenting hunger. He's just the appetizer in a banquet that never ends.

There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

It's not that he's invested in keeping them alive. The idea of someone else killing them first, though, is a bit offensive. Or: a funny pattern starts to emerge between dire situations involving various Avengers.

As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.

AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!

There's a theory that goes that there's a universe created for every possible choice you make in life. Loki's made a lot of choices. He could make a lot more. Or, the one where Loki wanders through AUs of his life and it starts messing with his head.

A story based on a Youtube comment about a clip showing Blueblood spitting out Applejack's fritter. What if Blueblood had an excellent reason for acting like a complete prat at the Grand Galloping Gala? What would he do if he decided he'd made a mistake? Rewritten for compatability with Season 2.

Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.

Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.

Somethings you just don't want to hear... other things you wish you'd never heard. Let's follow the adventures of people that are overhearing things at the wrong time. Crack will abound. Main list found in the forum. Rated M for safety and sanity...

Followup story to Forever! As his first task as the new Winter Knight, Harry must go to Equestria to stop an evil plot of terrible evilness by the Order of the Blackened Denarius. Warning: Includes massive spoilers for Ghost Story.

Luna has returned to Equestria, but she is as cold and distant as the moon that held her captive. Betrayed and betrayers all, four ponies are in need of a redemption that only one seeks. Will Honesty be enough to save them all?

Complete: This is a short MLP:FIM Fanfic with indirect crossover refrences to parts the Call of Duty Zombie Games "What do you do when the fate of the world rests in your claws." Spike, Rarity, CMC. R&R please

Tails in Sonic Sat AM is woefully underused, mainly as kidnap bait and a cheering section. But what if he had a chance to improve himself? When he gets sent to another dimension by Robotnik's dimensional portal ray, he gets that chance. BadassBookworm!Tails. Crossover with Dragon Ball. Chapters 29-31 up! There will be two sequel stories Traveller Tails, and Lylat Tails.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds, or bends with the remover to remove: it is an ever-fixed mark that looks on tempests and is never shaken; it is the star to every wandering bark, whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.

Sequel to HP and the Alternative Tournament. It's Voldie vs Harry, to the death! Mary Poppins and friends trains Harry. Just a smidge of SLASH, see A/N at beginning. Features Everybody who Is Anybody, Sweetie the Battle Llama, and the mighty Hedwig! Also Winky, plus the usual gang. Rated M for language, no bodice-ripping sex at all. Dumb!Dumbles, no Ron/Hermione/other students

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract, not only on the student but the school...so what school is Harry representing? Harry gets a new Headmistress who's practically perfect, and the Tournament gets the Guru treatment! Xover, imp. Slash!

The crossover that nobody demanded! A strange creature roams Equestria, spilling innocent pony blood. Can Princess Celestia find this twisted monster before it infects everything, or is it already too late?

Rarity comes to Twilight to confess a bizarre secret that will change how Twilight sees her forever. Can Twilight handle it like a seemingly normal, completely well-adjusted and mature pony? Can she even BELIEVE it? The answers are no, and yes, respectively.

Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!

It seemed like a simple problem, at first, but as dangerous foreigners begin to hunt for Twilight, and ancient godlike entities begin to stir as she and her friends search for a solution, a tiny growth-spurt in her horn suddenly doesn't seem so simple.

Episode 2: The Doctor, or Doctor Whooves, as the kids call him, and new companion Derpy go to the moon for a job for Celestia, and discover more at work on the satellite than meets the eye. Guest starring Luna.

As Tiberium spreads across the Earth, the Global Defense Initiative finds itself facing a reforged and vengeful Brotherhood of Nod, and an even more mysterious, inhuman force that holds the secrets to the green crystal... A novelization of Tiberium Wars.

All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'

Book 1: It's the first year for young Harry, and things just don't seem to be shaping up for him at all. But there is hope, as his first friend arrives like a shining beacon of hope in a sea of turmoil... Sadly that light only leads to chaos.

To a spying Obi-Wan's complete shock, Padmé manages to convince Anakin to abruptly quit the Sith and run away with her. Just like that. With no regrets. After killing all those younglings. Can he even do that?

Shanxi becomes the first human world since Earth to be invaded by hostile aliens. Outnumbered and reeling, the GDI troops dig in for war, hoping their trenches will not become their graves. The First Contact War, with GDI replacing the Systems Alliance.

Alastar, Nasty and Patreus are training to be Space Marines - or trying to, anyway. Ever get bored of Chapter-zombie, personality-free, lemming-like marines? This is my attempt to avoid those tedious stereotypes.

If Blueblood is Celestia's great n nephew that means...? The personal diary of a genius pegasus polymath researcher telling how she and her spell crafter unicorn sister Luna accidentally became immortal God Empresses of Pony-kind, and what it cost them.

On behalf of the Canterlot University of Electrical Engineering, Princess Celestia sends her star pupil a mysterious contraption she wants her to test out. Can the mane six overcome this new challenge, even if it costs them their sanity?

Mogul once made a drive to make man divine, now he can try again. This will undoubtedly be a long and thorough voyage as man climbs newer and newer heights. Second story in the Alternate Brianback Series.

Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations

After chasing an oversized squirrel into Manehatten's Silver Halter Theater, the Mane 6 discover that Discord has one more "game" for them to play, with a twist that Twilight finds disturbingly familiar. A Sequel to Of Two Minds

AU. Suzaku always knew that Lloyd was eccentric, but he never expected Lloyd to build a time machine, let alone one that worked. Nor did he expect to be transported eighteen years into the past and meet the infamous Demon King. Base on Back to the Future.

Twilight Sparkle devises a new experiment to test Pinkie's Pinkie Sense. But when the experiment takes an unexpected turn, Twilight must try to understand her feelings for Pinkie and unravel the secrets of Pinkie Sense.

IT IS THE 2nd Millennium. Across the war-torn world of Equestria, only the Equisition of the Principium of Ponykind have the ability to take down the greatest threats to all life...now they are being sent after the First Heretic.

Twilight always knew the military wasn't wanted by most ponies. But it takes a trip to Stalliongrad going wrong for her to realize just how much they kept order and safety in Equestria regardless. Grimdark and hints of Twilight/OC if you squint.

AU/"What if" story - What if Lelouch took Schneizel's king in episode 9 of R2? With Suzaku out of the picture, Lelouch takes the opportunity to turn the tables. But then he still has to deal with C.C., Suzaku, Nunnally, the Ragnarok Connection...

Episode 1: Doctor Whooves is a Time Pony of the legendary planet Gallopfrey, and after his recent showdown with the other Time Ponies after the Time War, finds himself falling from the sky in a newly regenerated form,and forms a friendship with Derpy.

Little Apple Bloom has been feeling neglected and unappreciated at home as of late. Yet one day she discovers a door leading to a fantastic world, but it isn't all what it seems. MLP FIM adaption of the film Coraline.

When a new villian begins to cause trouble for Ponyville and Canerlot, Aegis sets out to try and gain the respect his bloodline carries after his father's heroic sacrifice to save his mother. Can Aegis save Equestria and live up to his fathers name?

Twilight and her friends are transported during a botched spell, across dimensions to... Ponyville, Equestria? But not the same one. In a library across town, six stallions join their forces as they try uncover the appearance of their filly look-alikes!

Luna has gone missing shortly after her attempted rise of power. Can the elements of harmony and a new stallion named Silver help find the Princess? Just the beginning, hope to keep it going if people enjoy it! Short chapters but updated often!

Sam Carter promised Cassandra Fraiser a motorcycle trip a while back and she finally found the time for it. Cassie is picking the route, and her bike decided Eureka is the perfect place to break down. Then again, Cassie had planned to stop here anyway.

Nine years after Zero Requiem, a tired Suzaku is lured to a maze in a deserted area. Nine years before Zero Requiem, Lelouch finds himself in a similar predicament. Time and space become mutable as they both roam the maze, searching for an exit. Maybe.

We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.

After Princess Euphemia makes her announcement for the SAZ, Emperor Charles is so surprised that he falls down the stairs. With the emperor in a coma, Schniezel makes a deal with Zero who now thanks to Deithard has his own late night talk show.

Oneshot shipping sequel to 'The Cupcake Killer.' -APPLEDASH SHIPPING WARNING!- Nearly fully recovered, Rainbow finally has the opportunity to help around the farm. But for her and Applejack, more may come of this day than either of them expect...

Sequel to "A Precious Rainbow." Several weeks into her recovery, Rainbow Dash begins experiencing pangs of guilt over the atrocities Pinkie committed. She spends a day in Ponyville, trying to ultimately accept that you can't change the past.

Ponyville's mailmare is a mystery. Why does she act the way she does? Why does she have a Unicorn foal? What does her Cutie Mark mean? And why muffins? The answers will reveal a past she didn't know she had...and a guilt she may never live down.

A splinter group of a Christian church starts idolizing Starfire, of all people, as an angel! Dealing with this mundane but stressful issue in turn causes the Titans to debate their own spiritual beliefs. Final chapter and charity drive are up!

Worgen? Try Ponies as the new Alliance race instead! Deathwing's Cataclysm breaks open the seals separating Equestria from the rest of Azeroth, allowing in the insanity that is World of Warcraft and WoW players. complete, minus side stories

My response to Madork Gunna's Necron Familiar Challenge. Louise summons a Necron Lord fresh from a defeat. It thinks that Louise is his new Master as punishment. Remember, only C'tan can order around Necrons. Misunderstanding will ensue. HUMOR! Enjoy!

Princess Celestia always loves to hear from Twilight Sparkle, but this time she's shared just a bit too much. The problem is, Twilight doesn't know what the hay she's talking about. Added a chapter 2 because I am apparently insane.

Not to be confused with the other "Friendship is Forever." When something goes terribly wrong at the Grand Galloping Gala in Canterlot, Twilight Sparkle and friends are thrust into an adventure like they have never experienced before.

Alternate ending to Cupcakes. A last-minute rescue saves Rainbow Dash from certain death. But now the scarred and broken Pegasus must accept how her life has changed, and find out how she can possibly move on.

Hoyden has a dream. A dream of Luna, Sundance, and activities you can't show on network TV. But could this dream ever come true? If Celestia has anything to say about it, it just might. Fanfic for "Progress" fanfic by AJT, NOT CANON.

The Royal Pony Sisters finish a confrontation that began more than a thousand years ago. This story takes place from shortly before the end of the fic Rarity: Loss to the middle of the fic Twilight Sparkle: Spellbound. Re-reading is encouraged.

The Doctor visits Equestria on a randomized 'vacation,' picked by the TARDIS. However, it turns out to be more than he counted on, as he must overcome some old enemies, and save not only Equestria, but history as he knows it.

BOOK 1: When the SG-1 team stumbles through the Stargate into Equestria, an ancient sleeping foe awakens. Can Colonel O'Neill and his team protect the planet's unusual but friendly inhabitants and find their way home again?

When Rarity is overwhelmed with making designs for an exhibition, she turns to Applejack for advice. But when she gives a hair style treatment in return, the apple farmer lets her accent slip from southern drawl to sophisticated Manehattenite!

First story EVER! Please R&R. Constructive critism welcome, but sorry about it being really short. I'll try for more in the future. "Stupid boy," she said miserably, "you made me cry." New Pen name: Glorious Zero

Twilight Sparkle always liked being able to send Celestia her letters via dragon, it's an extremely handy system. It never occurred to her there might be some things she didn't want the princess to know...

But more than anything, the whole of Aperture, the whole of it all, every pain, every feeling, every thought, every sensation, every damn little thing could all be summed up in one word and two colors. Orange and Blue. Portals.

Things go so wrong before you reach the muffin at the end of the rainbow. A MLP:FiM story. Idea born of Derpy clones seen in Winter Wrap up. P.S. I have a habit of ruining expectations so enter with them as low as possible.

After decades as a Schola Progenium instructor following an embarassingly short and infamous career, Commissar Conrad Raege is called to service under the Inquisition, and is tasked with saving Sector Calixis from threats within the Imperium, and without.

For PitFTW/Foxpilot's contest. Marth and Samus used to serve in a secret agency five years ago…but Marth got set up by someone and never heard from her since. When he's suddenly contacted, asking him for his help, will he accept or leave her to die? Noir

The Vindicare Temple is on a hunt for new blood, 2000 handpicked Imperial Guards of specific age, height and characteristic were sent to an unspecified location. 6 hours later, 1977 were sent away, in body bags. Rating to M next Chap, please set to Alert.

The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

One year after Brawl Master hand holds another tournament! But three newcomers each have powerful enemies...can skill, love and friendship lead to victory? Or shall the smashers fall? Rated T for occasional language. And I'm paranoid. Many, Many pairings

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!

Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...

When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually

A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.

A oneshot/miniarc series of SoulxMaka and KidxMaka-centric concepts. Snapshots of each couple's relationship, from one little moment to the next, and everything in between; sometimes the best moments are the little ones. SoulxMaka/KidxMaka.

Changed the name again. A freak accident transports a fleet of warships from one galaxy to another and in doing so began a chain of events, forever changing the two galaxy's, for better of worse remains to be seen. Star Wars/Warhammer 40K crossover.

ACMSES. It's been months since the Librarian's untimely demise, and it seems that everything is back to normal. However, death can mean different things to different people, and all too often it can bring people together in ways unimaginable...

Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.

After 'Chosen' the Scoobies made a point of contacting their families. Several months later it turns out that one relative ... must have slipped Xander's mind. So his friends give him a gentle push out the door - towards the one person that mattered.

A Cain and Abel short - Injury, boredom, and isolation wreak havoc on Commissar Abel's mind. Can she rediscover her strength when a rescue mission goes horribly awry? The choice between duty and one's feelings is never an easy one.

When does a student become a teacher? Can you be both at the same time? The life and times of Sakura Kasugano, exploring her conflicts with Kei, her desire for a teacher, and her realization that she can still be a teacher herself while training.

Commissar Ariel Abel didn't want much in life, just to do her job and be noticed for her hard labour. Too bad her career is about to be overshadowed by the enormous, and fraudulent, reputation of Hero of the Imperium, Commissar Ciaphas Cain.

After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.

After the nuclear bomb was stopped, Alex Mercer contemplates what to do in the Web of Intrigue until a stray memory from a consumed 'innocent' passed...Naruto/Prototype crossover. Set 3 years before Naruto and after Prototype ending. UNDERGOING REWRITE.

A very alternate take of the Team Fortress 2 world guest starring GLaDOS and featuring all OCs. I personally consider it a sort of spiritual "prequel" to "Always Have a Plan", but the two stories aren't technically connected.

For PitFTW/Golfer's valentines Day contest Reckoning spin-off. Altair, with a new girlfriend in the form of Samus and learning about Valentine's day 2 days before, is dragged along by Captain Falcon, Snake and Dante in an attempt to get her a decent gift.

Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society. What were Willowe's final words to her youngest sister? Where has Emily been vanishing to since the war? Is she mourning for Adrian, or is there more to her grief than the rest of the Society realise?

When Robin has a stress-induced heart attack, the other Titans all react in their own unique ways to prevent any undue stress from hurting him further. However, trying to keep people from being stressed has its own funny way of stressing them out....

Francis has always looked out for number 1, considering his new friends only a temporary crutch until they escape the zombie apocalypse. But when his life is threatened and his soul hangs in the balance, will he find the strength or the will to change?

A man trapped in England looking for a way to get out of the country will fight, steal, run and kill to get to his fiancee. Please note this is my take on the L4D universe, set in England in week three of the infection. Long chapters.

Supreme Leader 362, peeved at the subversion of her authority, resolves to personally go into space after Numbuh One and get him back from the Galactic KND no matter what the cost. But does she have ulterior motives? And Father's along for the ride....

when a small planet one the eastern fringe is discovered to contain an unknown cult which worships an egnamatic leader named kane, and a chaotic green crystal the imperium is dragged into a war against an new enemy, and one that had existed long ago...

Taking place seven years before E-day, experience a small piece of the Pendulum Wars through the eyes of a young woman home from Academy, a UIR Captain and his squad of commandos, and an ordinary Coalition soldier. A short, three part story.

The ACMSES's greatest enemy returns and her coming heralds a crimson sky across all that we hold dear. The fate of the many hinges on the actions of a few and it's life-or-death. Stand firm and pray for the dawn or it shall be red skies twilight forever.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

ACMSES agents Jared and Chloe take off to explore strange new worlds, and run into a familiar looking sue while they're at it, can Jared and Chloe hope to survive the greatest threat they have ever faced?

Christmas is coming, and Agent Rhia is preparing for it in more ways than one. Besides cooking for the whole Society, she has to go on a dangerous mission to a blacklisted fandom. The name of the place: Babylon 5. Rated T for cussing and blood. ACMSES fic

Anti-Cliche and Mary-Sue Elimination Society. Just when Ben and Bella are figuring out their relationship, Neb kidnaps Bella and holds her hostage. Left with no options, Ben is faced with two traitors in the Society, one of them being himself. B-Shipping.

On a world torn apart by war, the Warp spews forth from another universe a horror that made Space Marines feel fear and caused even the minions of Chaos to feel revulsion. A horror that no weapon could purge. The horror's name: Jar Jar Binks.

The Slayer was the monk's best bet to protect the Key. So they made Buffy a mother. Wishing for a demon-free life for her daughter and with many Slayers about now to do her job, Buffy decides to check out an offer from the Air Force. And their program.

Ash's unobservant nature strikes again. Adjusting to the change is even harder with her being pregnant and after his father finds out she's harboring a genetic goldmine. If she wasn't safe from TeamRocket before... Pokeshipping/AU

Sequel to '50 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts' by this author. Even more silly than the first 50 if that's possible . No Spoilers, One-Shot, Complete. No slash, but does have the obligatory personal lubricant joke. Crack!Fic, pure silliness.

If a Space Marine Captain with anger management issues was thrown into the Stargate Universe with a Battle Barge and 3 Companies of Marines what would happen? Mayhem that's what. Pre 13th Black Crusade and post Season 7. Book 1 of 3. Re-Mastered.

One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.

Link was just a normal kid. He fought battles, ate the eggs of the kishin, and turned into a vicious weapon. Yeah, he was just a normal kid. Zelda/Soul Eater cross-over Not abandoned, see profile for details. Haitus until further notice.

Sector V is sent to Southern Africa to reattempt an expidition to find a lost city of candy, but with personal turmoil, corrupt operatives and a self destructing KND, will it be so simple? Rated T: Language and violence. 2x5 1x362 3x4 R&R. Chapter 21 up.

Something tragic happens to Artemis, and things don't get better when Holly refuses to talk to him. What will her coldness do to him? Character death and lemons. Rated M for a reason! Don't read if you're under 14.

A virus is unleashed on the Imperial city of Tharius, turning the populace into flesh-eating zombies! Carson Leto, a low level PDF guard survives the plague and finds himself living in a Dead City as he fights for survival and the reason why it happened.

The Misadventures of Lord Drake and the Black Draconis Chaos Space Marine Legion, following the exploits of Lord Drake, the Black Draconis Chaos Legion, and others while poking fun at various things not limited to just Warhammer 40,000.

After Sunnydale collapsed, Buffy has rebuilt her life and is happy. Until tragedy strikes and her life is turned upside down once more, only this time it's on a much more personal level. Crossover with House MD, real family fic.

The follow up to Angelus Erroneous. The further adventures of Narc and his fellow renegades, fighting Orks and themselves, as they struggle to survive beyond the confines of Imperial space and the Emperor's gaze.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

When five strange children crash-land on the moonbase, they bring news of an attack by creatures called "horid four." But when one of them is caught hacking, the KND doesn't know who to trust. 1/362 2/5 3/4 implied 86/60

Kharn the Betrayer is at odds with his god's apparent choosing of a new follower. Joining the Guratin system invasion brings him to a finding that has lain hidden for ten thousand years, and only this new follower may see the grand scheme of things...

As the battle between the Mary-Sue Elimination Society and the Sues grows worse, a plan is put in motion to cripple the Society by eliminating their most powerful member- The Librarian. But trapping him is one thing...killing him is another.

Rachel hates relationship rings because love is in the air and no one wants to share one with her. As she partners up with Nigel to find the legendary agent, Numbuh 777, they may stumble upon a heinous secret yet! 1/362 FINISHED!

There are often tales told of an Emperor who lived at a certain time and of what wisdom passed to him through a wonderful gift, but seldom do those storytellers truly speak of the life of the bird that was that gift and so what is known is only half of th

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

Now the first part of 'The Fairy Project' When Artemis jumps out the window with Holly and the two demons, his mobile phone falls through time and space, has some implied HxA but nothing strong.. basically short drabbles from through out time. :COMPLETE:

The puzzle is complete and the doorway open once more. With his memory curiously and painfully blank, Draco must find the missing Boy-Who-Lived... because if his mistakes catch up with him, they will tear his soul apart.

Shadow has problems raising his youngest child, who's taken after him in far too many aspects. Meanwhile, Eggman's decided to try again at cloning. Maybe Junior will be better behaved than Nega... -Please read Flirting Shadows on up. It'll help.

Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...

They are pale. They are shuddering. They’re out of character and out of their minds as well. They are the “romantic interests” and in bad need of an aspirin. And we provide. Welcome to the CPS – the Character Protection Society.

Shinji is his father's son, and with a little mentoring from an unlikely source, he will learn the ways of plotting and scheming, along with a few other useful skills. Gendo is so screwed. And so is everyone else. Crossover

Now the second part of 'The Fairy Project' Artemis get his phone back and Holly hears the message she never sent! Then they have to go fight a super smart troll and add onto that dwarf gas... This is not going to be a good trip. Rated for weird cake!

Metroid.LoZ.OC Crossover.Season 1 complete!.Samus and the SP fall in the magical land of Hyrule, but they aren't alone, for darkness lurks in each corner with expectancies for corruption and demise.Rated T for safety. Season 2 is up! R&R please

Just before the final battle, Harry asks Ron to make sure he takes care of Ginny such that she never has to worry about the basics of life if he should die in battle. Ron thinks that's a good idea and asks Harry to do the same... see top of story

Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.

At long last, the second chapter is up! For years, the Kids Next Door have been fighting adult tyranny wherever it reared its ugly ahead. But now, six heroes will be forced to overcome all odds against the greatest enemy they have ever known...Kuki Sanban

An Author's Nightmare 2: Going Underground 5th Anniversary Edition... Five years ago, I wrote this fanfic about me going into the SU world... it was hailed as the worst... now, five years later, I rewrote it, hoping it will revieve better reviews. Enjoy!

Twilight Princess. Oneshot Like all canines, Link is stricken with the inhumane urge to itch, itch, and itch, and poor Midna is stuck with the short end of the stick. It's surprising how many actions one makes are on a whim. LinkXMidna

The story of two scientists that get close to one another while humankind struggles to survive. How will their lives unfold and will their feelings get the better of them? rated T for chapters 2 and 14. Review please.

Luna Lovegood loved Hide and Seek and the magical, mystical count that preceded the hunt. But life has a way of souring the things one holds dearest, and when the end comes, all that remains is the count.

The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

A spell of tremendous power was interrupted. It's up to Harry, Ginny and Ron to find the missing spell fragments and reassemble them. With help from a now canine Hermione and a possessed Firebolt, what could go wrong?

Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?

The descent. The pain. The survival. Survival is key to this game of life. And it is a game that Shadow and Sonic must learn...the hard way. (Whoo, look at me I'm all mysterious and philosophical so you'll come and read my fic) COMPLETED.

Legends always have a basis in fact...but sometimes they change so much as to be unrecognizable. Return to the time of Hogwarts' Founding and discover the truth behind the Chamber of Secrets and the first werewolf at Hogwarts.

Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?

Hogwarts is home to any number of strange occurances. This one, however, is stranger than usual. Can the school survive Luna Lovegood getting together with Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter and Harry Potter? Rated mostly for innuendo.

**SUSPENDED INDEFINITELY** Harry has been captured by Voldemort for a month during his fifth year. But now he's back and everyone is worried, because whatever it is that came back - it's not Harry. Light H/Hr

*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.

When a council of magi summon Darrell into the myth-bound land of Ardania, he must become a hero to avoid almost certain death as well as outrageous taxes long enough for him to figure out how to return home. Cancelled for ... well, it's rubbish.

The Kids Next Door encounter and assimilate a mercenary group. What will the after-effects of this momentous event be? The Lost Chapters have been reclaimed and integrated into the story. *CANCELLED DUE TO FANDOM DISASSOCIAION*

A plague is discovered by the KND where the dead rise and feast upon the flesh of the living. How will they and their newfound allies cope with the mistakes of the Umbrella Corporation. *CANCELLED DUE TO FANDOM DISASSOCIATION*

There are few fortresses in Europe as heavily defended by man or God as the Castellum Deificus. But what happens when the the dead rise up to feast upon the flesh of the living? Surely there is some defense against an unending horde of zombies. CANCELLED