MacDowall: An Elizabethan revenge tragedy recounting the just demise of Jar Jar Binks.

This piece of Elizabethan theatre snark revolves around a particular fantasy of mine. Please send me a request if there’s a favourite scene from a movie you would like to see snarked in iambics. Use the Farce!

MacDowall

Or, The Death of Jar Jar Binks

A Tragedy.

ACT I

SCENE 1

LADY MacDOWALL, FIRST SWORD OF GALLOWAY, STANDS BEFORE THE PORTCULLIS OF CASTLE LUCAS. DRESSED IN TIGHT LEATHER TROUSERS AND A MAN’S DOUBLET, WITH KNEE-HIGH BUSKINS, SHE HOLDS A DRAWN RAPIER IN HER HAND.