1. If not, why not?
2. If not now, when?
3. An erection lasting over four hours and one phone call. Who do you call?
A. A doctor
B. The media
C. A phone sex hotline
4. Does "I'm the mommy, that's why", really work?
5. Can anyone explain to me the continuing popularity of Sarah Jessica Parker?

1. If not, why not? Because I don't do that.
2. If not now, when? Tomorrow. The answer is always tomorrow.
3. An erection lasting over four hours and one phone call. Who do you call?
I don't have this problem. mwhahahahaha.
4. Does "I'm the mommy, that's why", really work? yes!
5. Can anyone explain to me the continuing popularity of Sarah Jessica Parker? I personally love her.