Let's get drunk and go out drivingLet's see just how quickly we can goLet's plowed and plow down some old ladyLet's go drink off the stereoLet's go down and vomit out the windowLet's keep score of how many we've killedTwo tequila slammers off the dashboardThere's an alcoholic at the wheelCareful when I'm taking this next cornerDon't want anybody wasting beerPass another lime and CoronaToo drunk to use my butt for shifting gearsLet's get drunk and go out drivingLet's do donuts in the cul-de-sacLet's get drunk and go out drivingWhirling and we're never coming backWhirling and we're never coming backWhirling and we're never coming back