Mets even managing to suck life out of NY Post headline writer

While those lovable and exciting New York Yankees continue to earn clever, zesty headlines with each win, like today's impressive "Latest walk-off a Francisco treat," the depressing Mets have driven the New York Post's painfully clever headline writer to a state of rare simplicity.

Mets Blow It Again.

Indeed.

Expect to see more of this as their final 16 games will most likely feel like 16 consecutive bottle rockets fired up your ass.