I’m not sure what Amber Rose is up to these days, besides getting into Twitter fights with Kanye, but apparently she was in Las Vegas hosting some special event at the 1 OAK Nightclub over the weekend. Anyway, I’m not really sure what the event was, but the way I see it, any time Amber busts out those massive MILF funbags of hers qualifies a special occasion.

According to my sources, here’s Amber Rosecelebrating the launch of her new “Goddess” digital character, and I’m not even going to try to pretend to care or understand what any of that means. Instead, I’m just going to sit here and focus on those glorious funbags of Amber’s and pressing my nose up against my computer screen. Now that’s a digital experience anyone can understand.

There’s so many random awards shows out there, I can’t keep track of them all. But according to my sources, VH1’s got one called the Big In 2015 Awards, and they got Amber Rose and her epic MILF cleavage to show up. Anyway, I don’t know how big Amber was in 2015, but she was definitely big in my pants region. Especially after these shots. Speaking of which, that gives me a great idea for my own awards show…

I don’t do a ton of posts on Amber Rose, but as a proud supporter of MILFs’ rights to pose naked for men’s magazines, here’s Amber in the latest issue of GQ. Now, according to my sources, Amber’s a little pissed that people only think of her as “Kanye’s ex” and/or “Wiz Khalifia’s baby mama,” and I totally get it. Which is why I’d be more than happy to help her change that. Besides, I think “future ex-Mrs. Tuna” has a much better ring to it, don’t you?

According to my sources, Amber Rose is starring in some new movie called Sister Code, although judging from these premiere pictures, I’m pretty sure the real stars are Amber’s massive funbags. And as great as they’re looking here, I bet they’ll look even better on the big screen. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to wait for Netflix though, seeing as how I’m currently banned from my local theater. Apparently you’re not allowed to sit with your nose three inches from the screen and take off your pants like at home. No wonder they say movie theaters are dying.

Now that Amber Rose has officially been inducted into the HollywoodTuna MILF Club, here she is spending her weekend like any good MILF should: hanging out with her kids following up a busty night at the club with some bikini pictures. And man, if she keeps this up, Amber could even be an early favorite for our MILF of the Year. Either way, she’s off to a great start already.

I haven’t done a post on Amber Rose in years, but I’m pretty sure she had a kid a while back, which makes hers an official HollywoodTuna MILF now. So welcome to the club, Amber! You should be receiving your welcome kit soon — it includes a key to my mom’s basement, some expired Burger King coupons and a marriage proposal that no one’s redeemed yet. And if you want to renew your membership again next year, the annual dues can be paid in bikini and/or lingerie pictures.

I’ve had Amber Rose on the site in the past, because while I have no clue what it is that she does, I’m a sucker for any girl with a big booty and the cleavage to match. Obviously she’s pregnant now, which means Amber’s two best assets will be getting even bigger, something I didn’t think was possible. Anyway, we’ll check back in with her in a few months. I think she’ll make a great MILF.