I read a "study" once that said that, statistically speaking, to achieve a "functional life" (a scoiological euphamism if ever there was one) one simply needed to finish high school, not have children before age 21, and have those children within wedlock.

Yes we get it, you are looking for someone to play the role of Nancy in a new production of Oliver but "hysterically" and quite coincidentally Nancy could be taken as being nancy - a euphamism for a gay man!!!