25 May 2016

Incoherent Ramblings from the Greyhound

Today we traveled from San Francisco to Los Angeles via Greyhound bus. Because we know how to have fun! My brain won't let me create a coherent narrative out of this, so here are just some random snippets and thoughts.

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Me: (hauling 50lbs suitcases one at a time to the side of the bus while wearing Pax in the Ergo) *grunt*

Greyhound Employee 1: Weren't you with somebody? That big guy with the beard? Why isn't he helping you with this?

Me: He's with the other kid (sweat drips off of forehead onto suitcase)

Greyhound Employee 2: Was that the kid who tried to board the bus to San Pedro and then started to take off his pants?