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Yahoo Finance reports that Greece may be near a solution to its financial crisis that has been going on forever. 3 Solutions We Propose To Greek Financial Crisis 1. Have financial news organizations stop reporting daily on “financial crisis” on… Read More ›

QMI agency reports that a U.K highway was closed Saturday after a truck “shed its load” of instant mashed potatoes. 3 Worse Uses Of Instant Mashed Potatoes 1. To block and close a bridge leading out of New Jersey, with… Read More ›

The Local (Austria’s News In English) reports that dogs are being targeted by dog treat billboards in Austria. The ads are at dog-eye level and “exude the whiff of doggy treats.” Since dogs are apparently the decision-makers of Austrian household consumption,… Read More ›

The Local reports that a woman got several unexpected surprises during a taxi ride from Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris. Surprise #1: The driver didn’t have a license to drive cabs! Surprise #2: The driver didn’t have a license… Read More ›

The Toronto Star reports that a woman in England received a surprise in the mail due to an error by Canada Post. Instead of a home-made teddy bear from her daughter in Manitoba, she received a passport belonging to a… Read More ›

Time Magazine reports that US Weekly has been alleged to have photoshopped a cover photo of nine-month old Prince George. According to Time, US Weekly responded with the following quote: “The original image used for the Prince George cover was… Read More ›

BBC News reports that a surgeon in India discovered and successfully removed 12 gold bars weighing a total of 14 ounces from a man’s stomach. Three Lessons Learned From This Story 1. This man is not in charge of hiding… Read More ›

The Local reports that a bus driver in Sundsvall, Sweden infuriated a parent, while trying to enforce an-only-kids-under-age-seven ride for free policy. Specifically, the driver allegedly argued that the child was too tall and had too many teeth to be… Read More ›

The Local reports that this past weekend over 900,000 people ran for office in local elections in France, including a porn star, a fake priest and a dead person. 3 Questions That Arise From This Story 1. How many mimes… Read More ›

The Local reports that a hamster that made news reports across Sweden does not exist. “How does a hamster make national news?” you ask, in part because it’s a Saturday, and what else are you going to ask? In an… Read More ›