"I Am The Beat"

"I Am No Cheat"

The Lyrics

recently there was a bit of a hoo haa about a cricketer tampering with the ball imzumam ul-haq pakistani captain was blamed although there were 30 cameras covering the event no evidence was forth comming.

umpires pass the ball around there after meand the darty wouldn't swing if not for mei've made the seam ripaccused the cheati'm inzumam and i'm no cheat!

darrell hair is a cheating senseless fecki may be captain but this chap has got some neckhe trade the old ball lump of con-cretei'm inzumam and i'm no cheatall round the ground the people chant my namethere givin me hell they go and boo !all across the ground the people have a cowyou are the cheat and we know you - you

the opposition treat me like the p.l.o.i told my buddies that were really not gonna showand who swapped the ball ? man!frown on the cheati'm inzumam and i'm no cheatall round the world it's hurt-full name and shamein devon they yell, my name is pooit wouldn,t have curled,the people won't allowi am the cheat and we know you - true

when a sports fan sings with mirth, he took a chanceand more looba had to help me ball en-hancewho made the ball freeze ,swing to their feeti'm inzumam and i'm no cheati'm inzumam , i'm inzumami'm inzumam and i'm no (i am no cheat)

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(Ages) 545, only because some of the humor is lost on me. I can't say I'm up on either Cricket or true English terminology. But all around a good song. Is this Imzumam/Inzumam in the clear yet, or is he still getting grief for nothing?

(AGES) Well, Tomario, it's certainly original any unique. . .I have to admit I loved your last round a bit more than this round, but I also recognize this one as following itself quite alright. . .as well

(AGES) I'm Aussie, and one of my country's main sports is cricket, but I don't get this parody at all. Mainly because I don't keep with the sport :) Oh, and Guest the reason by it is Abbey Road up the top is because that's what it does when it doesn't recognize the artist.

(AGES) I'm not familiar with cricket, either, so I could not understand this without the brief explanation. However, the word subs were totally awesome throughout--esp. "Izunam" for "in command." Never heard the song before, but it was catchy and fit well with the theme. Nice job, T.