This isn’t part of the “It;s So Hot” gig but I couldn’t resist. It is a comment about the blood red lake in Texas.

Warrenabout an hour ago
It’s so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by
sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving
out rain-checks, The Mormons quit baptizing the dead and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back
into water. Now that’s Dry!

Yep, if I thought it was really the end of the world there are quite a few people whom I’d like to tell off. What, y’all think I’m harsh NOW? You oughta hear what goes through my brain BEFORE my mouth censors it.