6: Romantic dinner with... everybody who reads it!
7: Engineering new materials for master plan to take over the world
8: Dissolving "The Scream" to destroy the evidence
9-11: You have bluescreened for the last time, computer...
12: Deciphering alien symbil language
13: Rewriting the fabric of reality
14: Rigging Chinese elections
15: Taxes
16: Building a tunnel
17: Er... cooking
18: Eating tribbles!
19: Dissolving the evidence of that too
20: Putting mind control chemicals in the world's beer supply
21: Japan is the first nation to surrender
22: Bow to me, Britain, or your loveable 1950's TV characters Bill and Ben will be devoured!
23: World taken over. Pancakes.