..and with that, pow! I'm gone

Spiny

I like final destination (melee) due to the simplicity, and I added (melee) because that one had the best design of the 3.
I dont like Mario Bros. because it makes it a little more difficult to avoid attacks and only allows you to knock people out sideways, lowering the KO count. my personal style causes most of my KOs to be straight up or at an upward angle, and most of my fall outs to be off the bottom or side.

if your eyes are bad they can shoot lazers at you and give you perfect 20/20 vision. if you lose a limb they can make a new one out of plastic. if your arteries are blocked, they can build a new one and insert it into your body. but ladies and gentlemen, YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID! There's not a pill you can take, not a surgery you can try.. Stupid is forevuh!
~Ron White

The flattest and most real Paper Mario character.

Yes, it does take skill, but when you're in the middle of a fight with an opponent, you don't want to take a couple of minutes off to avoid Cresseila's toenail clippings. You want to FIGHT. Reverse controls also suck. Sure, I'm not a competitive gamer, but I like to see my opponent suffer from my own attacks. Besides, Cresseila's toe clipping OHKO's most of the time. Palkia sucks too; I hate it when it flips the stage or reverses the controls.

It's also annoying to battle there if you're battling for the heck of it since Pokemon will activate Smart Bombs or Blast Boxes you did not touch!

Yes, it does take skill, but when you're in the middle of a fight with an opponent, you don't want to take a couple of minutes off to avoid Cresseila's toenail clippings. You want to FIGHT. Reverse controls also suck. Sure, I'm not a competitive gamer, but I like to see my opponent suffer from my own attacks. Besides, Cresseila's toe clipping OHKO's most of the time. Palkia sucks too; I hate it when it flips the stage or reverses the controls.

It's also annoying to battle there if you're battling for the heck of it since Pokemon will activate Smart Bombs or Blast Boxes you did not touch!

Yeah, I know, but the key is to make your opponent get hit by the attacks. I know some like Palkia's reverse controls and the stage flipping affects everyone, but this can be quite advantageous if you know the tricks and how the controls work.

The flattest and most real Paper Mario character.

Yes, it does take skill, but when you're in the middle of a fight with an opponent, you don't want to take a couple of minutes off to avoid Cresseila's toenail clippings. You want to FIGHT. Reverse controls also suck. Sure, I'm not a competitive gamer, but I like to see my opponent suffer from my own attacks. Besides, Cresseila's toe clipping OHKO's most of the time. Palkia sucks too; I hate it when it flips the stage or reverses the controls.

It's also annoying to battle there if you're battling for the heck of it since Pokemon will activate Smart Bombs or Blast Boxes you did not touch!

Yeah, I know, but the key is to make your opponent get hit by the attacks. I know some like Palkia's reverse controls and the stage flipping affects everyone, but this can be quite advantageous if you know the tricks and how the controls work.

Yes, it does take skill, but when you're in the middle of a fight with an opponent, you don't want to take a couple of minutes off to avoid Cresseila's toenail clippings. You want to FIGHT. Reverse controls also suck. Sure, I'm not a competitive gamer, but I like to see my opponent suffer from my own attacks. Besides, Cresseila's toe clipping OHKO's most of the time. Palkia sucks too; I hate it when it flips the stage or reverses the controls.

It's also annoying to battle there if you're battling for the heck of it since Pokemon will activate Smart Bombs or Blast Boxes you did not touch!

Yeah, I know, but the key is to make your opponent get hit by the attacks. I know some like Palkia's reverse controls and the stage flipping affects everyone, but this can be quite advantageous if you know the tricks and how the controls work.

The flattest and most real Paper Mario character.

I thought it felt like there was a lot of empty space in New Pork City. But the music there is a nice piece. It was also very annoying there to kill Team Ness/Lucas in Classic Mode. I like that Chimera or whatever that pink thing's named; it always help me kill COMmies.

He is the one and only....

A lot of Melee's stages are fun. It's nice to see me, Mario, get ^600% in Hyrule Temple just because of that Chamber of Life. People probably hate Hyrule Temple for camping, but I usually play against dumb computers.

Some of Brawl's stages were nice. I hated Spear Pillar just because of the stage hazards. Dialga was fine, but the other two were annoying.

Not all stage hazards are bad. I love the bullet bills in Princess Peach's castle. The tornadoes were funny in Hyrule Castle. The pokemon in Saffron City were pretty fun too. The yellow plasma lava in Planet Zebes wasn't annoying. But I hated the fish in that iceberg stage, the Game & Watches in the Brawl stage, Mario Bros. enemies, and the pokemon in SPEAR PILLAR! WarioWare is funny, but sometimes it offers unfair advantages. Lord Bulbo was fine. I didn't like scrolling levels, though.

I like the Super Mario World stage in Melee. Why? Because in giant Melee, the computer Captain Falcon is so stupid, I can win a match without touching while he gets -100 points. He keeps on KILLING HIMSELF! CPUs in Brawl don't do those.