It hops into a nearby bitchin' meatcar and tries to drive away from the fight. However, inebriation + feathers - thumbs = you getting run over. Remember kids, if you don't have thumbs, don't drink and drive. Oof! Eek! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It tries to vomit on you, but you dodge this corrosion; you've got nothing to say you ain't said before.

It belches a highly flammable belch, but you duck out of the way. Get it? Duck! Ha!

It waddles toward you, but gets pulled over for a WUI.

It tries to slash you with a broken bottle, but it's seeing double and slashes at the wrong you.

Fumble Message:

It jumps into a bitchin' meatcar, intent on running you down. It's so drunk, though, that it only manages to plow into a nearby tree. Don't drink and drive - won't someone think of the trees? (FUMBLE!)