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Calls to all above services cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All live calls are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145

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Calls cost 36p per minute plus ‘access charge’. Callers must be 18 or over and have the bill payer’s permission. All calls are recorded in compliance with the Phone-paid Services Authority. We may send free promotional SMS. Send ‘STOP ALL’ to 89077 to opt out. Datapro Services Ltd., BM Box 8027, London, WC1N 3XX. Customer Careline: 0203 455 2145