No, I'm sorry, but I am the self-appointed and widely acknowledged ruler of the tiny principality of MElandia. I rule the three states of Me, Myself,
and I. The confederated confabulation has just voted, and I approved, a measure to not acknowledge your sovereignty in any way. If you agree to abide
by our sovereign right to self-determination, we may agree to negotiations over those issues which may be of mutual benefit to our two nations.
However, know that we are prepared to defend ourselves with force if need be should you attempt to assimilate us into your collective.

Hey Hoaxster!
Sounds like today's human beings to me....focus on the meds, get numb...forget to care about who's in control, lol.
I am just kidding, but you get my vote for NOT banning yoga pants.
Not sure what else I just agreed to, but is it time for my meds yet?

I might start a "Rant" called, "I Do NOT Want to Be In Control!"...but I'm too apathetic right now.

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