The Princess is Now in Your Castle

While some wedding cakes spell certain doom to blissfully unaware newlyweds, this Nintendo-themed culinary masterpiece foreshadows just the opposite. The colossal castle balancing precariously upon the Mario Galaxy beach level recreated in a three-tiered cake can only signify one thing. This couple will be able to weather any storm that Mother Nature attempts to throw at them. What, you didn’t know you could tell that much just from a wedding cake? Get with the program already. Cakes don’t lie.