Three ducks went into court. The judge called the first one to the stand. “What is your name?” he asked. “Quack.” the duck answered. “And why were you arrested?” the judge asked. “I was blowing bubbles.” he answered. The judge didn’t see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the duck and called up the […]

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, “My Ryan loved to fly, so I’m going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in […]

In case you didn’t know it, here are a bunch of ways to tell if you’re gay. Maybe you are, maybe you’re not – we don’t really care (freedom of expression right?). This is more of a guide. If at least 5 of these things describe you, you just be a homosexual. Congrats. 1. You could […]

A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, “Give me eight double vodkas.” The bartender says, “Wow! you must have had a hell of a day.” “Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay.” The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the […]