Oh god, not this again.

Oh, it’s Banned Books Week…I think. Or was that last week? Well, it’s in September, and as of this writing, it’s September, so I’m just going to link to last year’s post on the matter.

So, get ready to show your kids how wonderful books like Fifty Shades of Gray are. Or, perhaps, you might like a classic of the genre – like Shirley Conran’s Lace? Raunchy fun for the whole family! That’s what Banned Books Week is really about. You could try handing your kid a book by Michelle Malkin, or Mark Levin, or Ann Coulter. I am sure their books have been banned at libraries for being “mean” or something.

But no. Pick the raunchiest book you can find in Amazon’s Erotica section and hand that to your kids, cuz muh freedom.