7.02.2009

Thank god, the Mormons have done something right. Clearly, after reading my critique of the SLC nightlife, the Utahans (sp?) have made the right decision and dropped the bullshit "private club" provision. Before, to enter a bar, one had to: "to fill out an application, pay a fee and become a member before they can go in for a drink."

"Bars and drinkers are so thrilled by the new rules that they are planning what is expected to be the largest pub crawl in state history Wednesday, complete with free shuttle buses and taxis to 16 bars to commemorate what some are calling Private Club Independence Day."

Now that's a holiday I can celebrate.

All that's left is for them to stop selling that near-beer crap and we can finally relocate and make the Boloney West Compound.

The great Billy Mays has fallen. Another Boloney hero has passed, but we still have his great history of products and pitch man skills to remember. "Of course I've seen the product, I know it's amazing." Below, is what I feel is a fitting tribute to a God-King among men:

6.29.2009

None More Blacker is here and was premiered with much fanfare on Saturday. The red carpet, the Death Juice, many Silver Bullets and Keystones, and of course, black outfits. The full feature was well received by the VIPs in attendance and many wish now for November, and the start of a new season, to come as fast as possible.

NMB is launching worldwide now and a few copies of the EXTREMELY Limited Edition are still available. Inquire within to order your very own!

As an added bonus for anyone who has purchased a copy of None More Blacker, you are now entitled to download the Ipod Edition, custom formatted and sized to fit your mobile device. Follow this link: http://www.vimeo.com/5368638. Then, from the lower right, select "download." Of course, not anyone can download this. You'll be asked for a password, email me to receive it. Shaun.cleary@gmail.com