Unless you live under a rock you know I’ve pissed off some gay people (and they ARE a little sensitive, you should see my nephew!). This may spell trouble for my campaign as New York City is 85% homosexual.

But I have a solution. I’m expanding my Dignity Corps to include training for homosexuals — effective immediately.

Please join me in setting the record and the heinous lies the MSM tells regarding my relationship to the gay community straight.

And, if you know anyone “of that persuasion” try to set THEM straight too. In fact, the whole gay community needs to get straight, ASAP! These smears will not stand.