90

67

83.6

86.7

87.8

.554

.534

3.9%

96.1%

100.0%

0.1%

0.1%

The Pirates clinched a playoff spot. A rumbling can be heard in graveyards throughout the greater Pittsburgh area as just about every dead person rolls over.

2

87

69

82.7

91.5

92.1

.566

.586

0.0%

92.6%

92.6%

2.5%

10.8%

After hitting his walk-off homer, James Loney made his way through high-fiving teammates to the clubhouse and took off his full body costume, whereupon Dan Johnson walked quietly out onto the street and into the night, smiling slightly to himself.

3

90

67

92.2

92.8

92.9

.586

.566

13.1%

86.9%

100.0%

0.1%

1.8%

Do the Reds have a Shin-Soo Choo Choo that goes around the field because if not they should definitely build one now.