Eddie with a single leg, a request for Matt to kiss something, tag to
Chavo, double rolling legbar!

Chavo holds on to the move, but Choida wants him out of the ring.

Eddie tagged Chavo right after he taunted Matt...

..so Choida was trying to stop Matt from coming in and missed it.

Eddie picks up nicely though, with a European uppercut.

Toe hold as Chavo continues to argue that tag with Choida on the
apron.

Shannon kicks Eddie off, and Crash uses the Book on Eddie's back.

Eddie stumbles and Shannon hits the leg lariat.

Tag to Matt. Shrieks.

Right hands form Matt. Choke around the top rope.

Running sit to the middle rope one two no.

Matt back to the full nelson.

Tazz is working a "Crash is gay and probably also Shannon"
vibe for some reason here.

Eddie with back elbows to escape the hold after about thirty seconds -
back suplex takes him down.

Eddie is in a neutral corner, and Matt is blocking his way

Eddie charges Matt, Matt catches him in a spinebuster lift, Eddie
leans over and manages the tag to Chavo.

BUT, Shannon came in to distract Choida at the last second.

So Choida is kicking out Chavo while the V1-ers double team stomp
Eddie.

Chavo mocks the referee by tagging himself, then charges the other two

Back elbow for Mat, clothesline for Shannon, dropkick to Matt's face,
duck Shannon's right and dropkick to him.

Choida cuts him off again, and now Crash is up on the apron yelling at
him - right from Chavo, and a pescado takes them both out.

Matt up, charging Eddie in a corner, but Eddie moves out of the way.

Eddie with a clotheslines for Shannon, another one, one for Matt, and
Shannon's thrown up.

Eddie with a kick to the midsection, and there's corner climb 'rana
one two NO.

Eddie Chant

Eddie is pumped - kick, suplex, turning it over for another one but
Shannon is in to break it up.

Shannon with a whip, reversed, Shannon slides under, kick to the
midsection, fireman's carry lift and Matt is over to do the swinging
neckbreaker/Samoan drop combo move. Matt covers, one two NO

3 Count will never die.

Matt grabs Eddie while Shannon starts to go to the the top, but he
stops to argue with Choida.

Matt with the yell, Twist of - shoved off, right into Chavo and a Tag
Team belt on the apron.

Eddie wastes no time in going up - Frog Splash one two three. (4:42)

Eddie and Chavo start to collect "their" belts, but Crash
and Shannon are on them.

Eddie turns the tide on Crash in no time and throws him out.

Chavo whips Shannon into a backdrop from Eddie to take him to the
floor on top of Crash.

Team Angle is out, but they can't get the belts without being
hit by the belts.

Haas gets knocked down, and the Guerreros use the opening to take off.

Stephanie is going to see Mr. America, in his locker room, for the first
time, when Josh asks her about Mr. America.

She signed him with having seen him.

Team Angle interrupts to complain that they should have the
belts.

Stephanie says it's their fault for not knowing the Guerrero's
catchphrase.

Team Angle will get the belts back after their match

But, there will be a rematch at Judgment Day, and it'll be a ladder
match.

Team Angle is not thrilled.

Stephanie goes into Mr. America's locker room

Very Special Look At Big Show and Rey Mysterio II

Stephanie emerges from Mr. America's locker room with a worried look.

Big Show (500 pounds) vs the Microphone.

Insert exclusive Backlash footage of Rey being taken out of the arena

The abridged Big Show: He's okay with killing Rey, but just to shut
people up, he'll take on a bigger guy tonight.

Big Show (500 pounds) vs Funaki (Japan, 208 pounds)

Funaki's not to thrilled to be here. Neither am I.

It's nice that they've given Big Show Bill DeMott's gimmick.

Well, not for Bill DeMott.

Or anyone else.

It seems like only last week when were laughing at Tajiri beating him.

No one mentions that.

Funaki gets pressed in the ring.

They go ahead and do a normal 4 minute TV match, complete with Funaki
hitting a big move for a comeback

running Tornado DDT in this case

And Show doing the big kickout.

I'm not sure how this is any better than just doing a one minute
match.

Big Show has a three after a big boot two and half in, but pulls
Funaki up.

Cole says Funaki is ten feet in the air on the chokelift.

Show puts him back down on his feet?

Oh, so he can clothesline him one two three. (3:15)

Cole says about a billion times that no one in the locker room likes
Cole.

Wait, I think I mean Show.

Stephanie is distraught

She's told that Vince is showing up.

She's more distraught.

This is a generic sitcom plot.

Barely believable coincidences lead to the Worst Possible Outcome
for out heroine.

Backstage, no one wants to talk to Show.

How can Bill DeMott shake his head at him? HOW? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
HE WAS DOING THE SAME THING NOT THREE WEEKS AGO.

A-Train's okay with it.

John Cena is out to converse.

Cole builds him up by saying that John was "half a count
away" from winning the WWE Championship

(almost) Everyone who's ever had a match for the WWE Championship
has been a half a count away from winning it, I think we can safely
presume.

Cena's rap:

Yo, I had to call the cops after Backlash - My ass got robbed!
I'm here to break it down to all y'all, thuganomics style

Man, I got screwed at Backlash, so I'm out here to discuss this
I won that match, it was a miscarriage of justice!
Everybody saw it, Brock was tapping to my headlock
Hell, I beat Brock like the Mets [shirt] beat the Red Sox
You, I had him busted wide open, exposing all his weak spots.
All he had on me was a few fricking cheap shots
And Everybody saw, man, the ref was my downfall
He was missing calls like Bill Buckner misses ground balls
Not only did I beat Brock, I made him quite
And I got no respect for that piece of [shit]

To interrupt, it's - Brian Kendrick in a floppy head and
wearing one of Flava Flav's old clocks?

Brian shows his street style on the way to the ring.

Cena mouths "What the [bleep]"

After Brian gets in the ring, and ditches the hat.

Cena kids out of the music.

"Yo, you coming out on my turf, dog, kids get left out here. Who
do you think you are, cat?"

"Yo yo yo, the name is Spanky McSpankbarrellSpankyDog, but you
can call me Spanky!"

While John Cena tries to process that, Brian Spanky
mugs for the crowd.

"Spanky?" "Spanky, dawg?" "Spanky Dog?"
"Just Spanky."

"What the hell you want, Spanky?"

"Well Cena, I was in the back, and I heard them lies, so I came
up with a rap of my own about Backlash-"

"Whoa, whoa, chill. I see the goofy ass outfit and the clock, you
came up with a rap?"

"I came up with a rap, but I'm going to need a beat, Cena."

"Huh? You gotta rap and you need a beat? No no no no no, I'll
take care of that. Hey, you white boy! White boy, come here. Yea you
you, you punk. Come here, come here. Hey, give him a beat!"

White Boy in this case would be referee Brian Hebner, hanging out
near the announce desk for presumably no reason until now.

Maybe they've started stationing them at ringside in case an
impromtu match would happen to break out during an interview.

It's happen a few times, you never know.

Hebner takes the microphone - and becomes the Human Beatbox, much to
Cena's amazement and surprise.

And Spanky starts dnacing, which doesn't help the situation.

Did I mention that he's doing the "one pant leg pulled
up" deal?

Spanky's turn to rap:
Yo John Cena, mention Backlash might have put you on the map
What you telling these people, it ain't nothing but crap
You must be blind, dawg, I bet you can't see this clock
But they've seen it, and I've seen it - you got beat Brock
Now I'm gonna show you what I'm all about
Gonna need all my homies here to help me out
Come on and wave your hands in the air
wave your hands in the air
wave them like you just don't care
if you hate New York and you don't [can't make it out] somebody say oh
yeah
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah [Cena tosses his shirt at Spanky]
When I say Cena, you say Sucks
Cena [SUCKS]
Cena [SUCKS]
When I say Cena, you say Sucks
Cena [SUCKS]
Cena [SUCKS - Cena is not pleased]
All right, pump the brakes everybody, pump the breaks, I'm gonna bring
it down for a second.
I'm gonna bring it down for a second.
[makes records scratching sounds by using Cena's flat top. Cena's
feeling a bit not respected.]
Yo bro, Spanky out, ah cha cha cha!