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Savage Dragon endorses Barack Obama. So who would other comic heroes support?

So a green-skinned guy with a fin on his head threw his support behind presidential hopeful Barack Obama — news that shot "Savage Dragon" #137 to a pre-release sellout. (A second printing from Image Comics hits stores Wednesday.)

"Given Dragon's history and the opinions he expressed during his own run [Dragon ran for president in 2004], Obama really was the only candidate for Dragon to endorse, my own opinions aside," Dragon creator Erik Larsen says in an Image press release.

Meanwhile, Lex Luthor still can't believe he threw so much cash and Kryptonite behind Mitt Romney.

That got us thinking — and by us, I mean myself, Chris and comics aficionado Vincent Davis — just who would other comic heroes support for '08? Which capes stand behind John McCain? And who else in costume likes Obama?

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In or out of his Green Lantern duds, Hal Jordan displays quite a maverick streak yet still devotes himself heart and soul to the Green Lantern Corps. Sure sounds like a certain "maverick" candidate with a wholehearted devotion to the Navy, not to mention the rest of America's military.

Green Arrow
Whom he'd endorse: Barack Obama

The former mayor of Star City and very left-leaning Oliver Queen (aka Green Arrow) figures any Democrat is right on target to improve America.

Spider-Man
Whom he'd endorse: Barack Obama

Peter Parker would probably vote McCain because the Republican candidate reminds Pete too much of dead Uncle Ben. That said, Spidey would endorse Obama simply because a) New York City is Spidey's stomping ground and he can't escape Hillary Clinton's maniacal about-face Obama support and b) Spidey'll endorse anybody the Daily Bugle won't. (C'mon, you really think J. Jonah Jameson or current DB bigwig Dexter Bennett would go the Obama route? Not a chance.)

The Hulk
Whom he'd endorse: John McCain

As far as the jade giant is concerned, a mean streak is all you need to crush the competition. So assuming he's in a decent enough mood not to smash the guy, the Hulk will stomp for anyone with a reputed temper.

Superman
Whom he'd endorse: Barack Obama

You just know the Kryptonian Boy Scout will fly with the Obama camp, though Clark Kent will likely support McCain because everybody knows Smallville loves them some Republicans.

Batman
Whom he'd endorse: John McCain

No question, the Dark Knight has put his own body and soul through the ringer for the greater good (or just to further the boundaries of sheer willpower), so he'd appreciate a real hero who suffered as a prisoner of war. Besides, Batman will always choose contrary to Superman, though we figure Bruce Wayne would sing Obama's praises simply because Wayne's billionaire playboy shtick is anything but conservative.

Mr. Fantastic and the Thing
Whom they'd endorse: John McCain

Reed Richards and Ben Grimm go back to a time when Americans looked to the stars not only for hope but also some sense of furthering their destiny. Ever the optimistic control freak, Reed figures McCain has the best chance of moving the nation forward without too much shakeup to his chalkboard equations. As for Ben, he'll back Reed's call any day.

Look for the super siblings in the Fantastic Four to cheer on the most Hollywood-friendly candidate — Sue Richards because she won't blindly follow her husband's choice and Johnny Storm because, hey, a Hollywood-friendly candidate always draws the babes to the fundraisers.

Wonder Woman
Whom she'd endorse: Sarah Palin

You tell the Amazon that Palin's only running for VP on the ticket. Yeah, thought so.