UCB Parents Jokes & Quotes:
Kids' Letters to God

Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are
on vacation?
* Jane
Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
* Lucy
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
words in the house?
* Anita
Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?
* Norma
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
* Jane
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
* Nan
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.
Is that okay?
* Neil
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
everything.
* Jane
Dear GOD,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
* Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy.
* Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said
some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but
I hope You will not hurt him anyway.
Your friend
(But I am not going to tell you who I am)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be
our day of rest.
* Tom L.
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You
can look it up.
* Bruce
Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladin, I will give you
anything you want except my money or my chess set.
* Raphael
Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
* Danny
Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they
had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
* Larry
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so
much hair all over.
* Sam
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
* Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the
whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
never do it.
* Nan
Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
* Mickey D.
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris
Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You
did it. So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

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University of California, Berkeley.
Last modified March 8, 1998