This should not imply to anyone that the spot was actually convenient to our destination.

So set out on our journey with heavy boxes and trailing children and it's very hot and super crowded and we've been walking forever. Chris is in a ZONE. A leading-the-way, I-WILL-find-you, ZONE.

We get off the elevator that means we are almost there, but it is still crowded and the boxes are still heavy and the children are still trailing. And in the lobby right in front of the door, I see that someone has left two GIANT stuffed snakes.

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This is similar to many of my nightmares, only I drop the crap and run. Maddie has to fend for herself against the snakes because Vern is too busy having a bromance with Chris on the phone to realize his one and only daughter is about to turn into a Maddie-shaped lump inside a snake.

I was thinking about people with snake phobias! Because it is relatively common, right? So it would seem that you might cause some problems just plunking a couple of giant pythons down in the middle of a random hallway.