Nov 14, 201011:13PM

So, the TSA (Teenage Sexual Assault) has new requirements for traveling. Either A) have your gonads exposed to ionizing radiation and gawked at on screen, or 2: Have them felt up.

I regard this as unacceptable.

What follows is some brainstorming between myself and others on responses that may work as civil disobedience.

We have ruled out ideas such as urinating on oneself and the searcher, wearing steel jockstraps, etc. Peeing on the searcher could be considered felony battery. It also means you’ll be very uncomfortable until you can change. Reinforced clothing will simply get you a strip search. These will not help.

Consider, though:

“I’m a radiologist. Did you know that long term exposure near those machines causes sterility and impotence?”

“I bet all the new hires are queer, huh?”

“Damn, that’s hot.”

“That feels familiar. Do you go to the glory hole at Chester Street?”

“Does it bother you that I’m gay? Or do you prefer I not say, like my friend over there?”

“Were you queer before you worked here, or only after feeling all these hot cocks?”

“I used to be a man/woman. Can you tell how good the surgery was?”

“Hey, how do I compare to my buddy, size wise?”

“Bom chicka wow wow!”

“You better go down the front as well. You missed a spot right over my rod.”

“Have you had your hepatitis shots? Neither have I.”

“You may not want to do that. I have the clap.”

By the way, there ARE inexpensive devices designed to keep the male member erect while walking or standing. They’re non-metallic and shouldn’t register on an scanner. Present them with something “Hard and pumping and indefatigably steely.” Then grind into the search.

What about wearing a kilt, naturally without undies? Will naked manflesh make them wince? What about applying some lotion in the restroom right before entering security? “Yeah, if you feel some moisture, it’s probably an open sore.”

The regs state you will be inspected by someone of the gender you present as, unless you ask otherwise (This doesn’t always happen, but is the reg). What about some hero stepping up in bad drag? Preferably sweaty and overweight. Regardless of whom they select, request the other gender.

Now, let’s consider if they’re feeling up a teenage or younger girl or boy, and the child slaps or punches them. Are they really going to arrest a child? If not, we can instruct all children to slap, punch, trachea-strike them? If so, they’ve escalated a lot. I can’t see myself standing still while some clown tries a takedown on my daughter. I Say “tries” because she has some experience in that, and if he patronizingly just grabs her there’s a good chance he (or she if the goon is a dyke) will be on the floor first. What I would hope happens is that the child jabs the goon in the trachea. If the goon goes after the kid, the parent literally kicks their jaw off their face. After that, file charges for sexual assault of a minor and a civil suit, so besides having to eat baby food, the goon looks like a zombie and is unemployable on the sex offender registry. Or do they REALLY think they can find 12 jurors, none of whom will regard it as reasonable self defense of the child and acquit the parent? And will they REALLY attempt to file criminal charges against a minor for hitting someone for grabbing their pubes? “Yes, dear, only doctors, Mommy, Daddy, and uniformed government agents are allowed to touch you there, and you should NEVER go off somewhere private with an adult unless they’re a uniformed government agent.”

I don’t think so, cockfag.

(I’m assuming at this point that everyone who works for the TSA is a homo or a dyke. If they have a job where they get paid low wages to grope non-criminals’ genitals, they’re either pathetic and desperate, or faggots.)(And the offensive terminology is deliberate. A gay man consorts with other gay men. Grabbing non-consenting adults or children makes one a faggot.)

Also, don’t forget off duty harassment. “Oh, you work for TSA? You fucking child-molesting faggot. Get away from me.”

Make them hate their jobs. If they’re honest, it gives them a reason to refuse to comply with outrageous regulations. If not, it encourages them to quit and find something more respectable, like sucking off Asian sailors in Long Beach.

Before any idiot sounds off about “It keeps us safe/you’ll complain when someone blows up a plane/you have no right to fly,” I’m going to point out that “body packing” has already been used frequently for smuggling and at least once for a bomb. So unless you’re prepared to have someone shove a lubed fist up your ass in the name of “security,” don’t waste your time posting. If you are prepared for that, seek therapy, and don’t waste your time posting.

I agree, I think all the scans are doing is giving the government a stronger thumb over the public. If you look at dictatorships, theocracies, etc, where the individual citizen has few rights and freedoms, it begins this way. Under the guise of security fro the public and the greater good, such violations of one's rights are permitted. What they are actually doing is, getting us used to being searched,with no provocation, being patted down, being violated, being humiliated, etc. Sooner or later, we may see police with hand held scanners, who will scan people when they stop them, and if you refuse, they will strip search you in public. Best movie I saw on this subject was, V for Vendetta, it took place in England, but it was about the US. This all started under Bush, and now that the GOP won the house, its liable to get worse. I do however, love your quotes, they had me rolling on the floor. I agree with Mzmadmike, I'd like to choose the orientation of my searcher, then I would really enjoy it