Left to right: toastmaster Nancy Kress, fan guest Elspeth Bloodgood, urban fantasy special guests Ilona and Gordon Andrews at the ArmadilloCon 2010 opening ceremony, where Nancy Kress gave a speech about a secret deal between Google and SFWA.

In one of the funniest ArmadilloCon toastmaster speeches in recent memory, Nancy Kress holds up a rather personal garment, allegedly belonging to editor Gardner Dozois, and speculated which famous author lipstick print was on it. Fan Guest of Honor Elspeth Bloodgood is laughing in the background.

Left to right: Science Guest Sigrid Close (a professor in the Department of Aeronautics and Astronautics at Stanford University), authors Patrice Sarath and Ada Palmer, and Guest of Honor Ted Chiang on Remembering the Future panel, debating whether time is real or an illusion at the ArmadilloCon 2014.