Rod Stewart Gets Hitched

British singer, Rod Stewart, got married over the weekend to his long-time love, Penny Lancaster. The event took place on the Italian Riviera in a medieval abbey and is the third marriage for Stewart. After the ceremony, Rod and Penny met up with their 19-month-old son, Alastair, and guests, at a local restaurant to celebrate.

“The couple exchanged vows in the presence of 100 family and friends,” the rep said. “Dinner, dancing, and fireworks lasted until the early hours.” The guests included Stewart’s daughter Kimberley.

It is my hope that the ceremony consisted of an officiant solemnly asking Penny Lancaster, “Penny, do YOU think Rod is sexy?” And Penny replying, with happy tears in her eyes, “I do.”