Jodie’s Guide To Dating: Why not to date Mr “Real Man” aka The Geezer

Ok, you’ll meet this one and you’ll think you’ve landed on your feet. He’ll know how to put up shelves, he’ll think nothing of getting rid of spiders for you and he’ll be strong and powerful and sexy. You’ll love the fact that he comes home from work covered in dirt… but only for the first two weeks. You’ll soon realise that the classic “man covered in oil with his top off” is a myth and there’s nothing sexy about a man with dirty fingernails and who stinks. He’ll live in

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