Not fat and not old.

But thin and very, very tall. Ignore the icky monobrow and the fug jacket (which he bought in China on the cheap — apparently that jacket is XXL but look how short they are on the arms. he’s super tall!) and tell me what you think of this guy. He’s a nice chap, trust me. And no, he’s **NOT** Mr. Denmark. The question is… would you hit it?