Burr turns 46 today, and while I’m sure he can still find things to get heated about, a new marriage and flourishing career probably aren’t on the list. When he does get riled up, however, no one on the planet is better at channeling their anger into a razor-sharp joke.

In celebration of Bill Burr’s hilarity/anger, I’ve lined up seven of his angriest clips on YouTube, each with an official ranking on the Billy Burr anger meter. May this be a happy year for you, Mr. Burr — just not too happy.

#7: We Need a Plague

Because of Egg McMuffins — and every airport having a Cinnabon — the human race is evolving into a species of pale, flabby, Jabba the Hutt-type creatures, and Bill Burr knows that a good plague is needed. Put on a sweater, you’ll be fine. Score: 5

Bill Burr only has so much white guilt to go around, and there might not be enough left for Terrence Howard’s swim team. Score: 5.5

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#5: How Women Argue

It’s not about landing the winning punch, but remaining levelheaded, taking a knee and enjoying the “champagne of victory” that goes with it. Score: 6.5

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#4: Grocery Shopping

Self-automated check-out machines equal the end of cashiers, but they also equal the beginning of Bill Burr’s ham bowling league. Score: 7

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#3: The Most Difficult Job

A few months ago when that viral video of the “world’s toughest job” was floating around, I would undoubtedly see somebody in a comment thread link to this clip. Being a mom is often a thankless job, but that doesn’t mean Burr is going to let the back-patting go unchecked. Score: 8

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#2: Just Some Guy

People get angry about religion for an infinite number of reasons, but for Bill Burr it’s as simple as some guy named Jerry speaking in Old English. Nobody should tell a man when he can eat a cheeseburger or jerk it. Score: 9

“You know what you fucking losers I hope you all fucking die and I hope the fucking Eagles never win the Super Bowl!”

“Fucking Rocky is your hero, the whole pride of your city is built around a guy who doesn’t exist. Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fucking deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 foot fucking Italian.”

I agree with everyone on this, this list is invalid as shit without that being #1. It’s amazing how he talks epic amounts of shit during that and by the end the audience is totally with him, it’s a landmark achievement in public speaking as far as I’m concerned.

The Philly Incident isn’t even him angry. He’s telling the audience to fuck himself, but it’s nothing that seems particularly angry because he transcended that and crossed into indifference combined with “Fuck you, your ticket money is still paying me to be up here for 15 minutes.”