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what mismatch fights would you like the ufc to put on, if any. Purely for entertainment or just to see another guy get a well deserved beatdown. Here are a few of my picks:-

tito ortiz vs jon jones- tito has such a big ego and he still thinks what he did ages ago, is just as relavent now. He says he's the ali of mma. If tito thinks he's as good as he is, he'd happily face jon jones. And it would be hilarious as tito would find out he has nothing to offer jones.

donald cerrone vs bj penn- both these guys are entertaining fighters, but I get the feeling cerrone thinks he is better than he really is, and needs to be put in his place.

Nick diaz vs anderson silva (yeh i know diaz is welterweight, but id love to see a catchweight)- im not a fan of diazmand all the shit he talks, and id love anderson to pick him apart and show boat. Basically do what he seems to do to other fighters.

what are you're thoughts guys. I must note this thread is only fun, and I don't get satisfied with seeing fighters getting seriously hurt.

Bisping vs. Shogun, with Pride rules. Watching Bisping get knocked out never gets old and Shogun has a ridiculously high percentage of TKO wins. Knockdown, flying stomp kick, soccer kicks, and it's all over!

Bisping vs. Wanderlei Silva, with Pride rules. Bisping claims he got robbed, well, here's his chance to prove he can beat Wandy. This time instead of a knockdown and near finish, we'll get to see Wanderlei use his stomps and soccer kicks on Bisping's face. Or hopefully Bisping will have his knees on the ground and forget that it's Pride rules and get drilled in the head with Wandy's knee, then stomped and soccer kicked until he's out cold.

Shogun vs. Randy Couture. Yeah, I know we should never count Randy out but I want to see Shogun become the first fighter to KO 3 hall of famers.

Chris Leben vs. Palhares. Leben flopping like a fish after Jake Rosholt choked him out was up there with the times he got knocked out by Silva and Stann. Paul Harris will have him flopping again or he'll rip an arm or leg right off. Either way it'll be awesome.

Rashad Evans vs. Cain. Machida putting Evans out cold was awesome, Cain packs a bigger punch which makes it even more awesome. Evans can't take him down and once Cain connects he's going to waste him even worse than Brock Lesnar.

GSP vs. Koscheck. Watching Kos get his face punched in never gets old. It's like watching Leben get KO'd, hours of endless entertainment.

To see Cain Ragdoll him would literally bring tears to my eyes and my heart filled with Joy.

Also

Bisping Vs Maia

say what you will and im a fan of both , but Maia has lacklustre take downs and Bisping is always on guard i see Bisping winning quite easy and thats why i fear for Maia vs Munoz i cant see how he gets it to the mat unless he has been drilling Take downs and if he has then ill take this back.