As everyone awaits the result of Robert Mueller’s report into allegations of collusion with Russia to bring about President Trump’s electoral victory in 2016, sources are already leaking that it will be a disapointment. “I…

(The White House) In what is being described as highly uncharacteristic behavior, President Trump was said to be in a ‘great hurry’ today, in contrast to his usual leisurely way of not doing things. He…

Asked for his thoughts on the 2020 election today, Russian leader Vladimir Putin said he believes the incumbent Donald Trump may not deserve re-election. “I am definitely open to installing a different stooge this time.”…

President Trump continued to hide his frustration with the late Senator John McCain today, whom he criticized for his lack of gratitude. “I approved his funeral. Such a great funeral. But did he thank me?…

Speaking to a crowd of supporters today, President Trump started preparing them for the realities of winning the 2020 election. “I may have to modify my message from the positive white nationalist one you heard…

Saying it is imperative to keep up with customers’ evolving preferences, the nation’s leading grocery store chains have announced the introduction of dedicated checkouts for customers engaged in racist tirades. “You ranted. We listened.” All…

A furious President Trump has demanded via tweet that a full federal investigation followed by ‘severe’ sanctions be launched into a satirical television show he saw last weekend. Called “That Was The Week That Was”,…

Texas politician and Democrat heartthrob Beto O’Rourke has quit the 2020 race for President almost as soon as he entered it, after raising a record six million dollars in 24 hours. “Gotta go guys, but…

Following President Trump’s repeated insistence that the NBC comedy sketch show Saturday Night Live is a threat to national security that needs to be federally investigated, independent scrutiny has indeed confirmed it is an anti-American…

An Australian teen who ‘egged’ an Australian politician who attempted to place the blame for the New Zealand shooting on immigrants revealed he has been inundated with offers to come and vacation in the United…

Fox News has yanked Jeanine Pirro’s show a week after she made Islamophobic remarks directed at Representative Ilhan Omar concerning her head covering. Saying it would not countenance such actions, the channel has told Pirro…

With disgust at the college admissions scandal showing no sign of abating, Hollywood’s rich and famous appear to have accepted that they can’t cheat their way in anymore. “I guess it’s back to donating science…

Owners of the syndication rights for the ABC sitcom Full House have announced that all the episodes that feature Lori Loughlin or reference Rebecca will no longer be made available for broadcast or streaming and…

President Trump today emphatically rejected accusations that his views and behavior helped provide the oxygen for the recent massacre in by a White Supremacist in New Zealand. “We have totally different white supremacist ideologies. So…

The Harry Potter universe is in disarray tonight following allegations that the boy wizard’s parents paid an intermediary ‘large amounts of treasure’ to ensure their son’s acceptance at Hogwarts. Though the investigation is still ongoing,…

Facebook has defended itself from charges that it should have done more to prevent the live broadcast of the horrific massacre at a mosque in New Zealand. “You’re talking about monitoring people’s behaviors and preferences,…