The Apollo 11 astronauts left a variety of items on the moon. In addition to the flag, the plaque, and the silicon disk with goodwill statements, they left the item shown above. It is a small replica of an olive branch, described as "less than half a foot in length," a traditional symbol of peace. The gesture was intended to serve as "a wish for peace for all mankind."

Mooninites are not impressed by your pathetic, wimpy Terrestial bling. It probably can't even be embedded in teeth and lacks anything resembling a chain. It is going to Cash-4-Gold right now, to fund the purchase of Lottery tickets.