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ROFLMAO!!! This is absolutly fantastic! My inlaws live in a nudeist colony, and I am soooo making this for my father in law. Now what to make for my mother in law; maybe a penis body pillow. Thanks for shareing this awesome project. I can't waite to see his face when he opens his christmas gift.

Onyxnox,I nearly fell out of the chair laughing when I saw your boobs. As a breast care professional, I can say those are the healthiest looking boobs I've seen all day. Now my friend wants me to make her boyfriend a set so he will leave her alone. Thanks for the chuckle. Excellent work!

I think a Penis body pillow is a great idea - especially if you make a matching condom cover for it!

As for you, veggiechef, as a nurse who works with an average population of 85 years, they are also the healthiest, and perkiest boobs I have ever worked with too - and that is probably including my own!