PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO HIGH

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO HIGH......For just being on the Phone.

TAKE A LOOK : ( and you would find out the same ..!!!! )

1) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer : "Ok." Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer : "No." Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-upmenu?" Customer : "No." Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done upuntil this point?" Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote'click'."

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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am stillgetting the same error message." Tech Support : "Did you install the update?" Customer : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: (keep quite) Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change thestartup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me thecommand. Tech support::

10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. Thetech is frustrated and fed up.

Tech support::(hush hush) Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, butthere is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of theCONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.

10 minutes later.

User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using? User : MS-DOS 6.22. Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn'tcome with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give youthe file. Let me know how it goes.

1 hour later.

User : I need a new power supply.Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?Tech support : (hush hush)User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said,and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.Tech: Then what did he say?User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible withNOSMOKE.

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Height Of it all (Too Good)

15) Customer : I need a product identification number right now Customer Care Officer : and may I help u in finding it out? Cust : sure !!!! CCO : could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find yourcomputer?

Thank you Praveen. Hope you liked the jokes. Even I have experienced such a kind of customers. Really it is amazing why such people get to computers. In fact there are such a kind of customers even now. Anyway thank you for reading the jokes.