Check Out This Epic Response From The Cleveland Browns To An Angry Fan

The alt-weekly,
Cleveland Scene, has uncovered this amazing bit of "fan
mail" that should be framed on the wall of anyone who has ever
worked in customer service.

In November 1974, an (Original) Browns season ticket holder wrote
to the team complaining about paper airplanes being thrown by
"disrespectful" fans during Cleveland home games. (Seriously,
that's what passed for a nuisance at an NFL game back then?)

The author threatened to bring the full weight of his law firm
down upon the club if he or anyone in his party lost an eye or
ear to of these rogue flying contraptions.

"I will hold you responsible for any injury sustained by any
person in my party attending one of your sporting events. It is
hoped that this disrespectful and possibly dangerous activity
will be terminated."