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Fashion and Passion in Star Wars Galaxies

A few moments later inside the darkened Coronet Cantina, after some music and drinks, it seemed safe to broach what's clearly a very sensitive subject: Farglik's torrid media-spotlight relationship with infamous cantina dancer Gi-On Oss'Iswike. The hot Twi'Lek sensation made headlines with "The Forbidden Macro," a series of dance flourishes that rumor has it the emperor banned from Coruscant for decency reasons.

"Yah, yah, it ended ugly," Farglik admits, shifting in his seat and pausing to sip his drink with an audible slurp and dribbling gurgle. "She left me for a wookie. That's okay, though. Word on the street is that he finishes typing too fast."

"That's okay though, that's okay by me," he admits. "I'm not a long-term relationship kinda guy." The crusty Mon Calamari pauses to lift his olive from his Corellian Martini and slide it into his mouth. Then he adds: "I eat my young." •