if ye be not a buccaneer, i'll warrant ye, ye be a befouled 'lubber!! fire th'cannons! i'll keel-haul ye, and dinna spare the whip! arrrrgh!

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what's a pirate's favorite cereal?
Special Arrrgh

what kind of socks do pirates wear?
arrrgyle.

a pirate walks into a bar, and says, "barkeep! grant me a flagon of yer finest rum!" the barkeep says "aye, but what's with th'steering wheel in yer pantaloons?". the pirate responds, "arrgh, it drives me nuts!"