This ngga talking about chilling with and having intercourse with her and drinking alcohol n shyt

All that shyt Is haraam

"You telling me it's only been a couple other people that you've been with
I'ma trust you I'ma give you the benefit of the doubt, and I'ma love you
You can even call me daddy, I'll give you somebody to look up to"

Cdffuppp. #haraam

Let's analyze carefully, this ngga said "You telling me it's only been a couple other people that you've been with
I'ma trust you I'ma give you the benefit of the doubt"

😑 btches be lying. She gon tell you that she only gotta couple bodies but that hoe lying!

Well idk, she could be chaste

Slandering chaste women is among the major sins in Islam

That's what they did to Mary, the mother of Jesus

She came into town with a new born baby Jesus, and nggas knew that she wasn't married, and back then fornication was something really big, it's not like it is now today

So when they saw her with new born baby Jesus they immediately jumped to conclusion

😵SHE'S A WHOREEEE!!

"How could you Mary?"

"Your mom wasn't whoring, why you gotta be creeping all the time?"

Smhh... they didn't know that the woman that they was making accusations against is really the greatest and most pure woman to ever live

Angel Jibreel was the one who blew into Mary, and that's how she became pregnant

And then this ngga said "and I'ma love you
You can even call me daddy, I'll give you somebody to look up to"

😑

So now you gon lie? I be telling the same shit to btches in order to get some

Sometimes you gotta lie to get what you want

It's not like I be trying to lie 😕

It's not my intention, so it's permissible

No sin is on me

-waaaaaahhtt??

-do you hear yourself??

-you sound fuckin stupid

-Lying is only permissible in three cases: a man speaking to his wife to make her happy, lying in order to reconcile between two people, and lying in times of war

I farted right after Asr prayer

Idgaf 😞

Ima just renew my Wudu and pray Maghrib when I go home, that shyt easy df

Don't promise people things you can't give them

I'm home, I'm sober, I'm safe, I went to Jummuah today, all my sins have been forgiven 😊

The first thing that the Prophet PBUH did when he came to Medina was make a brotherhood between the Ansar and the Muhajireen

All of them accepted Islam because of positive peer pressure

It is not permissible for you to harm a dog, it is not permissible for you to harm a pig, how dare you harm a Muslim brother of yours?

Abu Mūsā Jābir ibn Hayyān, also known by the Latinization Geber was a polymath: a chemist and alchemist, astronomer and astrologer, engineer, geographer, philosopher, physicist, and pharmacist and physician.

He was also the founder of modern chemistry

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⚠ Saturday

Good Morning

I start with the name of Allah

Sometimes in the morning I be too lazy to get up and get in the shower and make Wudu to pray, but I still do it, why? Because I love Allah and I want the rewards that He promises me

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting the same result

Don't talk about women or food in our gathering. This was the discussion of the Sahaabah

They are people who place their trust solely on Allah

The 70,000

I never understood why nggas like Wiz Khalifa and Lil Wayne and all them famous rappers be smoking so much weed. Them nggas rich af, they got so much money, they can literally do whatever they want. I mean I smoke weed too but I only be doing that shit cuz my life is fucked up and I don't wanna think about it. But them nggas got great lives. So why waste it by smoking weed and killing your brain cells and health? 😕

630 is "!-!-!-!-!" Because 6x5=30

Roszay babymom look like a fatass baloney sandwich

Abu Jahal's first cousin is Umar's mother

And so Abu Jahal and Umar have a blood relationship

Umar ibn al-Khattab was one of the very few people who learned how to read and write in the times of Jahilliyah

When Islam came only 15-20 people knew how to read or write in Makkah

Umar ibn al-Khattab was one of those who knew how to read and write when Islam came

Umar ibn al-Khattab was into education, he was into sciences

Like most young men at the time he grew up as a shepherd

"al-Khattab was a very hard and brutal man, he would rebuke me even if I worked hard"- Umar

Shaytan comes and does waswas to all of us

Being a shepherd is a very humbling thing, it's not something that you boast or brag about

"That was my salary, to get a handful of dates"

He was known for being strict and harsh, and Islam needed that at the time

But underneath was softness and mercy

That was the only education at that time

To attend those gatherings and listen to the poetry

Umar ibn al-Khattab would attend the gatherings frequently and participate

Allah is preparing him for political leadership

He was going to preserve the rights of the Quraysh

He was a very sincere and a very loyal person

During the day I'm hella quiet and good af because other people can see me and I don't wanna give a bad name to my Religion

But as soon as Maghrib comes...

His opposition to Islam was not theological, it was cultural

Umar ibn al-Khattab was not one who was passionate about the gods

The reason why Umar was persecuting the Muslims was because he felt that the Muslims were breaking away from his society

I just farted

My Wudu has been nullified

From the Quraysh and from the ways of his ancestors, that is why Umar ibn al-Khattab was acting the way that he did

He married at least seven women in the course of his life

From his first wife he had his two most famous children. Hafsar and Abd-Allaah ibn Umar

The definition for the word "inscrutable" is: impossible to understand or interpret.

Now, Allah is impossible to understand, even the best of us and the most knowledgeable about Allah, Prophet Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam, even he doesn't understand Allah fully

Lightskin girls with big foreheads are inscrutable because they are impossible to understand

Allah is impossible to understand, so us He also inscrutable? 😕

No, because the word "inscrutable is an adjective, and an adjective is that which describes a noun, i.e. a person, place or thing

Allah is not a noun because He is not a person, place, or thing

So it would not be permissible to label Allah as "inscrutable" , that would be blasphemy

Because it's likening Him to the creation

There are three categories of blasphemy/Kufr

1. To liken Allah to the creation

2. To bely the Religion of Allah i.e. to contradict something that is explicitly expressed in the Qur'an or the Sunnah of the Prophet PBUH. Like for one to say "homosexuality is okay in Islam and there's nothing wrong with it" that would be blasphemy because the Prophet PBUH and the Qur’an has specifically stated that homosexuality is a major sin and we should refrain from it

3. To deny the existence of the Creator - this is the worse. i.e. to be an atheist

I'm trying to memorize this Surah but I ejaculated earlier so I am in a state of janaabah i.e. major ritual impurity

it is not permissible for the one who is junub to read Qur’aan or touch the Mushaf

It's COLD AS SHIT!

I gotta brush my teeth and hop in the shower before I pray cuz I nutted

It's cold as shit tho, I'm definitely not trying to get in the shower

But I have to pray Fajr

And I can only pray Fajr if I take a full body shower, so what that means?

Btch it means I gotta hop in the shower and pray df

It's easy af!

Ima brush my teeth, take a bath🛀 , make Wudu, and pray Fajr, all FOR THE SAKE OF ALLAH

watch how He rewards me, you just watch!

I'm finna go in the bathroom and take a bath right now!

Right after I nut

Take off ur clothes btch

fuck her fuck her fuck her!!!

Do you wanna go to jail btch?

You've stolen some stuff, the cameras saw u btch

Ur a shoplifter

I should call the cops on you

You gon go to jail forever btch!

-oh you don't want to go to jail?

Put my dck in ur mouth and gimme that pussy and i won't call the cops

I don't want you to go to jail but I have no choice

Unless you're willing to help out and we can work something out

Just relax -rubs her titties

Oh you can't do this? 😕

Oh I'm sorry

Just let me notify the police officers and tell them

Ur either going to go to jail or ur gonna suck my cock

Those are ur only two options

You made the right choice btch

-rubs her hair

You're very wise indeed

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⚠ Sunday

Good Morning

I prayed Fajr before sunrise 😊

Now I'm just going to sit here in my place of prayer and remember my Lord Allah Azzawajal until the sun rises

A man came to the Prophet sallallahu alayhi wa sallam

He was wearing all white

No sign of travel was on him

Ihsan is to worship Allah SWT like you can see Him, and if you can't see Him just know that He sees you

I'm not able to taste sugar but I can taste the absence of sugar

So what does this mean?

Coffee has sugar in it right? I've tasted coffee before and I know for a fact that it contains sugar in it, I've drank coffee prior to my brain aneurysm and I know that it has sugar in it

So now that I'm not able to taste sugar, once I drink coffee or tea, or any of them btches

Even though I can't taste the sugar in it I'm still able to taste the "absence of sugar"

The only reason I'm finna drink this tea is cuz it's cold as shyt 😞

I only take word from Allah, the Prophet sallallahu alayhi wa sallam, or any other pious Muslim male

That's it, I don't listen to nobody else, I don't take advice from anybody else

Damn sure don't listen to no woman

Maybe when I get married I'll listen to my wife, or my daughters

But I will only listen and take advice from them because I know that they will love me and they will want the best for me

No OTHER WOMAN!

Just my wives, and my daughters

And my mother

I cant listen or take advice from no other female because if I do then it's like walking into a pothole

Btches be lying!

Btches be ignorant!

"Btches" not Muslim females, I'm talking bout these hoes that be out here wearing skin tight clothes and displaying their ass and titties

All them btches dirty af and they stink!

Every Muslim female is beautiful and they are all blessed

May Allah bless all the Muslimahs and keep them all on this straight path of Islam

May Allah help me find a beautiful Muslim girl with a large backside and a good head on her shoulders

-😕But I want Keke with the fat ass

-yeah that's what you WANT but what do you NEED?

-a nice Muslim girl that can help you cultivate your seed and increase the Muslim population

-bruh you ain't heard that song by The Weeknd where he be like "He's what you want, he's what you want, I'm what you need"

-listen to that ngga bro, he get more btches than you

-listen to those who know more than you

Stop saying that you are a homosexual, you're not a homosexual. You are a FAGGOT!

A homosexual male is defined as: A person/male who is aware of their homosexuality and they do not like the fact that they are gay and they are putting efforts towards not having these feelings.

A "faggot" is defined as: A person/male who is aware of their homosexuality and completely love it, they publicly declare their homosexuality to the entire world and they put no efforts towards not being the way that they are, they see nothing wrong with the fact that they are gay

Someone who's gay is in between

It is not your actions that will attain your ultimate salvation but your actions will qualify for the mercy of Allah subhannahu wa ta'ala

Therefore you should act within that spirit

He knows when the time is right, He knows what is better for you

Music and drugs is really not the reason why I be watching so much porn

I'm just a horny little fucker 😕

You can't run away from the Qadr of Allah

Where df is u gon run to? Everywhere belongs to Him, Azzawajal

I lost my virginity at the tender age of seven

I inserted my naked penis into a girl's vagina

I wasn't married to her or anything. So did I sin? 😕

Umm... no because I was only seven, I had not reached pubescence yet

Pubescence is when you turn 15 lunar years of age. I was only 7

I once nutted so hard I gotta mfn cramp in my toe

I was like AAAAAHHHH BTTCHHH! 😠

Jk. I endured the pain seeking the pleasure of my Lord Allah Azzawajal

That's why I gotta get a pretty wife cuz I ain't trying have no ugly ass daughter

And she will not be like these girls/hoes out here

She's going to be highly sophisticated, intelligent, good manners

Insha'llah

I just gotta get a nice Muslim girl and marry her and fuck a baby in her

That's all

-I thought you wanted a son tho?? 😕

Btch idcc, boy or girl idgaf. I just gotta fuck a damn baby in some girl damn!

Ima have tea parties with my daughter and I'ma be taking her to the zoo and everything, ima be the best dad!

Wallahi

Because I certainly know "how not to be a good father"

One of my worst fears is to have a child, and that child grows up and becomes somebody and then when somebody asks them "wow you are really successful, I bet you must've had a great father to teach u the ropes"

And then they say: "what father?"

A dirty mind thinks very dirty

Have good assumptions about people

We need to be those who think good of others

Everything about him was moderation

He had a full hair, and his hair was wavy

His eyes were very dark

He had a high beautiful cheek

He had a mouth that was full, so that when he spoke his pronunciation was perfect

His teeth were beautiful, there was a slight space in the teeth

He had a strong build and it was all perfectly formed

He had a large forehead which in physiognomy traditionally was an indication of high quality

He never made people feel depressed

His presence of his Lord was so intense that his face would have a sense of being completely absorbed in thought

But it's cool tho, as long as I don't remember that I farted then it's all good, I do not have to renew my Wudu

Allah knows best how He created me😅

He knows I be farting and forgetting

HE KNOWS!

you ever farted or think that you farted so when the prayer time come in u start thinking like "hmmmm... did I fart? 🤔 *scratches head*

You're not going to remember if you farted but you damn sure will remember if you pee or take a shit

I wanted to fast tomorrow on Monday but I'm not, I'm just going to do it on Thursday

Take it one step at a time feel me?

That's how life is, whatever you do you gotta take it bits by bits, that's the only way you're going to get there

The problem nowadays is: most people just want to go from 'A' to 'Z' in a flash 🏃, without going through the rest of the letters

They just want to go to 'Z' immediately without having to go through 'B' 'C' 'D'...

They don't want to go through that process, they just wanna get there!

But what they don't realize is... that process is what it's all about... it's so sweet

A Prophet of Allah, idk his name, Allah knows best

But he was swallowed and eaten by a whale! 🐳

While he was in the whale's stomach he called out to Allah praying and begging for Him to get him out of the whale's stomach, he prayed and prayed and prayed

Until Allaah finally took him out

If you ask him(the Prophet) what were the best days of his life? He will tell you "my best days was when I was in that whale's stomach"

When I was living with that btch Salamatu at her house she was starving me, she didn't want me to eat, she wanted me to die!

So what did I do??

😕

What else is there to do?

I woke up in the morning, did my push-ups, brushed my teeth, took a bath and made Wudu and I stood before my Lord and I asked Him to help me and save me. I told my Lord that I didn't want to die and I supplicatied to Him and begged Him. "Ya Allah please save me, don't let this lady kill me, please Ya Rabb, You're all I have"

And my Lord heard me, and He took me out of that house

😊

This is all to teach you how to be human beings

The first creation of Allah SWT was The Pen

The first command that was given to the final Messenger SAWS was "to read"

Every single individual is a potential Muslim and a potential good person

Keep relations with those who cut you off

Do good to people even if they harm you

Speak the truth, even if it is against yourself

Allah does not like those who have oppression over the weak ones when they have power over them

That'd Ihsan, and it's hard. Don't think that this is an easy Religion

Yes, there are three degrees of Islam, which are: Islam, eemaan and ihsaan. Each of them has a meaning and certain pillars or essential parts.

If a person bears this in mind and acts accordingly, then he will be sincere towards Allaah because this awareness will prevent him from paying attention to anyone other than Allaah or doing anything for the sake of anyone else

Roszay babymom look like a fatass laffy taffy

She look like a fatass chicken breast, drenched in onion sauce

Why df was that btch following me??

Fukkin weirdo

That btch name Ciara

Roszay ugly as shit And fucked up

His babymom ugly as shit And fucked up

The only one that's actually normal out of all of them is their daughter

Df, that btch thought that I didn't see her?

Fuckin weirdo ass btch

Lemme delete her number from my phone

How df is your own babymom taller than you???

Her neck fat as shit

She ain't even got no neck, her neck look like a mfn baked potato n shyt

fuk outta here!

Roszay babymom look like a fatass wooden chair

A fat ass air conditioner n shyt

I wish I had a wife, I can be like "bae I just farted, remind me that I have to renew my Wudu for Maghrib"

She gon be like "okay bae"

Roszay babymom look like a fatass penske truck

Finna pray Maghrib in a little bit

I gotta remember to renew my Wudu cuz I farted earlier

I think🤔

Idk!!

Since idk then I can pray without making Wudu

Cuz ik for sure that I made Wudu for the obligatory Asr prayer

Things are judged to remain as they are until there is certainty that a change has occurred, and having doubts does not alter the fact.

So certainty over doubt

"If my Lord does not guide me then surely I will be astray"- Ibrahim AS

Tomorrow's Monday! 😆 I can't wait to do my morning workout

The Prophet sallallahu alayhi wa sallam was born on a Monday

He also fasted on Mondays and Thursdays

Just prayed Maghrib

Isha needs to hurry up and come so I can pray it and go df to sleep

Knowledge is judged on how much of it you put into practice

I was once fuckin this btch she had a fat ass

-WHO??? 👀

I can't say her name cuz she might be Muslim and I don't wanna backbite

Just prayed Isha, going to sleep now, goodnight! 👋

take off ur pants btch

Bend df over and touch ur toes btch

Btch u finna catch all this nut

Don't start crying now btch, you only getting a lillttle bit of this dck