25 Insanely Sweet Pickup Lines That Have Actually Worked

When it comes to the pickup line, people have a love/hate relationship with it. Some people fall for them every time, especially the cheesy ones, while others just roll their eyes and dismiss the person. We like to think that a good pickup line is the basis to any great relationship. If you’re someone who enjoys a good pickup line and wants to see someone smile, you’ve got to try these charmingly cute pickup lines.

So, did you bring me a postcard from Heaven when you left?

I need a map because I keep getting lost in those beautiful eyes of yours.

You’re so lovely, you give the sun a reason to rise each day.

I think I can die a happy man/woman because I’ve just seen an angel.

If I had a rose for each time you crossed my mind, I would be walking through the garden forever.

I didn’t mean to fall in love! You were the one who tripped me!

Hi, I’m writing an article on the finest things in life. Can I interview you?

I saw a flower this morning and thought it was the most precious thing ever—until I met you.

I always thought happiness started with H. But, why does mine start with U?

If your heart is a prison, sentence me to life.

I usually play the field, but I’ve hit a grand slam home run with you.

If I had to choose between air or you, I’d take my last breath to say how much I love you.

Your smile just lights up the whole room, and like a moth to a flame, I had to come over.

Since I met you, I’m able to laugh harder, cry less, and smile much more.

If a kiss was a snowflake, I’d send you a blizzard.

Wouldn’t we look cute wedding cake toppers?

If I had a quarter for each time I thought of you, I’d only have a quarter. You’re all I think about.

You stole my heart, would you like my last name too?

Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I can’t help but smile.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I could never forget a beautiful smile like yours.

I’m not staring at your boobs, I’m looking at your heart.

You look really familiar. Did we take a class together? I’m sure we had chemistry together.

I was happy with my life and thought what could be better than this? Today I got my answer because I met you.

For the sake of both of our health, say you’ll go out with me because rejection could cause both of us emotional stress that leads to headaches, ulcers, cancer, and even death!

You must be a master at the game of catch and release because every time I manage to catch my breath, you make me lose it all over again.

All submissions come from folks in chat rooms online. These are just some of our favorite submissions. What pickup lines have been used on you (or have you used) that was too charming you couldn’t say no to? Share this to your friends, ask about their funny messages!

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