TheLastStarFighter
Topless Robot: The place for all of your full frontal Nerdity news, reviewsand pictures.

SKite
Topless Robot: "All Your Fanbase Are Belong to Us."

NOT.DrAbraxas
TR: blogging under the enemy scrotum

latigid
Topless Robot: "Say 'friend' and enter."

y2jbrak
Topless Robot: Official Sponsor of Your Inner Child

jason-langston
Topless Robot: Our Nerd is Our Bond

zyglack
Topless Robot: Keep on Geeking on.

Okay. So here is how I made my decision:

The tagline has to sum up the content of the site to even a casual reader, so in-jokes are out. I don't want something that anyone else can lay claim to, so as much as I loved "full frontal nerdity" and "our nerd is our bond," they are both already in use by other entities. I also feel like the pop-culture sphere is making the words "nerd" and "geek" so all-purpose that they barely mean anything any more.

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Luke, I want to say that I love the slogan and despite no mention of my many entries, I will let it pass because a good one has been chosen. As for the 4Chan guys that came on to hate...sorry we rustled your jimmies...[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ovhh2oj.gif[/IMG]

Well, I like the new slogan! Kinda bummed that I didn't get an honorable mention, but a worthy replacement nonetheless, despite what the real pussies whose names start with culinary occupations say. I would like to hear Rob's opinion on it, though...

The t-shirt is also good, but it does seem kind of odd that "Topless" & "Robot" each have their own line, so it sort of looks like it says "Eat, Sleep, Topless, Robot, Repeat" like we should follow up sleeping by taking our shirts off & then doing a little '80s dance. =P

Wow, it's bland, humorless, arltess, and does nothing to describe the site in the least. You have failed in every way possible, but at least it won't offend anyone. Absolutely pathetic pussy assed bullshit.

I would love to do a rotating motto...but I don't see it happening right now, just because tech stuff is an outsourcing process. Look how long it took the comments system to not constantly crap out, for example.

@Ranchoth TMS grinds my gears bc itis always crying about lady injustice but dudes they find ways to make it okay or they will talk about sexy dude times like it is fine as long as ladies are not exploited. It is weird to me bc you should be against exploiting all people or for it, not one gender over another to make up for things done to minorities for awhile.

@iNvEr Maybe my reading comprehension skills are lacking but ... I don't think "Eat Sleep Topless Robot Repeat" is the actual new slogan. It's "Unofficial Sponsor of Your Inner Childishness", the first line of the second page of the post.

@iNvEr The shirt slogan idea to be fair has been around a long time even before WWE used it. The first TR shirt was of a robot so you could say then it was a Voltron/Megazord/Transformer/Etc ripoff. The second TR shirt is a direct swipe from the old Kenner toy proofs of purchase. This shirt follows a proud tradition of pop culture recycling.

@NOT.DrAbraxas@chefjmh Cast not pearls before swine and all that. Are people who come here to read reviews of mother fucking cheeseburgers really deserving of a good explanation of why they're retards? Under Rob, Topless Robot killed probably almost certainly dozens of celebrities, but then this new guy takes over and the site makes 1 little Robin Williams kill himself, and all of a sudden we need a new motto and a more cuddly pussy-friendly atmosphere.

The whole internet is just getting more spineless. Trigger warnings are everywhere, FFF was cancelled because some cowards at IO9 were so worried about the feelings of people who fantasize about raping underage teddy bears, tumblrfags roam freely instead of being confined to their hugboxes and autism internment camps, corraled only when they wander into 4chan and stir up some lulzy justice.

Fortunately, I have an answer and I speak to all the little pieces of garbage that wander around the web looking for something to get offended over. If the sight of some image spammed in your tumblr tag triggers you, if the tagline of a shitty fast food review website makes you consider the lack of meaning in your life, if you can't stop crying when someone makes fun of your dragon ball z enema porn, I have the perfect solution: Kill yourself. Suicide can be painless, and will remove your whiney, useless, pussyfied self from the world before anyone else is infected with your filthy beta attitudes. Suicide is the answer, no matter what some moralfag losers want to say.

Back in the day, we didn't have to put up with this shit, because men were men and guns and whiskey were readily available, and if the latter didn't settle you, the former would. Now most of your pathetic ilk are probably vegan and refuse to drink because the booze is made from non-organic GMO corn. That's fine, the other option is still there. Shoot yourself in the head. Do it live on webcam so everyone can watch. You'll be famous, just like Toaster Steve or Jessy Slaughter!

@Gallen_Dugall@Kozmik_Pariah@Ranchoth I'll tell you, if there's one thing that makes me side with social justice bloggers, it's the creepy trolls who threaten to rape them for having a difference of opinion.

@chefjmh @DrAbraxas @NOT.DrAbraxas Oddly enough I agree with some of what you are saying. But Rob is long gone. LYT runs the show. You know that things are gonna change. FFF is not on here because that was Rob's thing not just TR. He changed the vibe of the site because he runs the site. I miss the old site. I do. However I like the new version of the site too. MTV also doesn't show videos anymore either. Get over it or start your own site. The only pathetic pussy ass whining is coming from you. The internet is ruined because everyone isn't cussing and encouraging people to blow their brains out? Really? You come across as a fucking crazy idiot. Go seek therapy. Fucking drama queen.

@y2jbrak Yeah, I stand behind my statements. If some tumblrfag was triggered by a cool site motto, they should really get around to killing themselves. It's going to happen eventually anyhow no matter how people try to turn the whole internet into one big damn hugbox. Just do it sooner than later, and let the rest of us who can act like fucking men and not cry about every little thing have our lulz.

We don't need a suicide help line, we need an an hero encouragement line. Get these people off the internet and out of the gene pool.

And while we're at it, since he's to blame for giving LYT an excuse to do this, I should point out: Robin Williams wasn't really as funny as people think he was now that he's an hero, and he probably died from auto-erotic asphyxiation while whacking it with a sock puppet and a belt around his neck.

@DrAbraxas@chefjmh@tetrisdork@y2jbrak I was actually hoping to give you the impetus to write your new fan fiction "Robin Williams discovers his erotic asphyxiation fetish" but I suppose if you're not up to it...