You’re all doing a terrible job. Here’s specifically what you’re doing wrong. PL Boston (33-21) – 9th in home runs and 9th in walks. These weaklings don’t even have a player with double digit home runs. And we haven’t even got to the part about the four shoulder injuries. Buckhead (31-23) – The Ties are… Read More »

If there’s one life lesson I can pass onto you, it’s that you should never try. If there are two life lessons I can pass onto you, it’s that you should never try and it’s always easier to deconstruct something that already exists rather than inventing something new. With that, I give you my 2034… Read More »

Kerry is very inspiring. He has inspired me. 3B Ray Sears Ray Sears is the best defender in the history of our league. He’s also the best offensive 3B in the history of our league, unless you consider Pedro Willis a 3B. Pedro retired in 2024 after playing 6 games for Ft. Worth – I… Read More »

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team. not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like. Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team. not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like. Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

The season is getting ready to start, and everyone is getting hyped about their team. not everyone can do well though, and this preview is here to remind you what that can look like. Every team has a .gif that previews what things will look like if things don’t work out how they hope it… Read More »

Originally written by David-Nova If real exists, so must fake. You can’t have one without the other. We only know that Salazars exist because there are other, inferior players. We can only have good because we also have pure evil in Phoenix-Michael. Right, so that explains the Real Fake part. You all know why the… Read More »

The Clay Rush Memorial Tin Gloves While the days of Clay Rush being a terrible fielder are behind us, we will never forget the legacy that he bestowed upon the league. To honor his contributions to the league as a terrible fielder the Tin Glove Awards have been named after him and the nearly -100… Read More »

Manoo Satyavrat came in third place for rookie of the year in the 3L. He is the first Indian-born player to play in any league of the USBA. The following is the first hand account of GM Kyle Norton’s pursuit of the “Bahmani Bomber” and his subsequent development. When I stepped off the plane… Read More »