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Sunday, February 24, 2013

Can I have your purse?

So
here's the thing: I'm looking all over the internet for a decent-sized
tote/purse. I can't seem to find one I just "have to have" on any site
or Google, so I figure I'll just shop here. Y'all have a ton of great
shit, right? I'm partial to Michael Kors and Burberry, but will accept Coach and/or Prada if it's cute. If you've got one that's in the "give away to charity" pile, can I see it? I mean...I'm the best charity I can think of.

Call me "Ishmael".

These are the absolutely true stories of Erika - wife, mother of three, and word ninja. When not writing wrongs or battling her nemesis, Dishes Galore, she enjoys poking people with sharp sticks until they make little squeaky sounds. *poke*