Help save Aulons anus

Poor Aulon is just an innocent hardworking young man who works diligently and to high standards. He is consistently placed under high levels of stress at work and his mental health is deteriorating due to threats such as 'being fucked in the arse' for tiny errors such as being a minute late. Please help us rise against this tyranny and restore Aulon back to his former carefree reddit using self. Many thanks.