12/13/11

Ever since Nadia introduced me to the seductive choreographic superfeat that is Call Your Girlfriend, I can't get enough.

I listen to it obsessively. It makes me dance in the streets. Rilly!

Important Style Notes:

1. CUMMERBUND OF UNDERWEAR ELASTICS.

Harkens back to a time when Kate Moss was a young lass, Mark Wahlberg was Mary Mark and I feel like she must get EXCELLENT lumbar support from that thing, a PLUS all around!

2. FLATFORM TIMBERLAND BOOTS!!!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!

I am fuh-reaking out over these. I neeeeeeeeed them. Like NOW. I got a lil shade on Twitter from some peeps telling me that she has been wearing these on her tour all year; sorry d00ds, I'm not keeping up with her TOUR COSTUMES, OKAY?

THESE ARE SO IMPORTANT!!!!!!
Are these work appropriate? Probs not. DO I care? Noooott really.

Important Dance Moves Slash Life Moves Slash Everything Moves:

Backwards-roll-to-slow-floor-hump

I'm practicing this any chance I get (no I'm not) (yes I am).

I am not the only one obsessed/smitten/cartoon-hearted over this...This dude from SNL (is he? Or just a writer? I haven't watched a full ep in years) faithfully recreated the vid in teh SNL writer room last week.

Which is weird, because I swear it was just labor day like 5 seconds ago. I hate the fact that the cliche of time fucking whizzes past your face as you get OLD is SO SO TRUE.

Because you know what, it IS true.

SO anyway. Here we are: December!?!?!

I put up a tree! It's PINK! Don't be alarmed, it's not real.

I've never had a fake tree before. But real ones cost a million fucking dollars in my hood and I've allllllways wanted a pink tree.

So this summer I found on eon ebay and high-fived my future self who would be slash is so happy to have it now.

I have a vintage glass topper and ornaments.
I need more..I am really freaking out because a box with all the ornaments I have pilfered from my mom and my faves from past years is missing.
Missing!
In a New York apartment!
There is only so many place one can put things.
SO you can understand my consternation and serious upsettedness about this.

There is a menagerie of striped lamé animals that my mom bought in the 70s that are my faves and I am sick that I cant find them

11/29/11

If I'm gonna have a surname that no one can pronounce, much less spell correctly, I am going to make the most of it...ya know?

CHECK MY ILL SHIT, BETCHES

PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS. IS THAT RACIST?

Last Name is so much cooler than First Name, no contest.

I am quite besotted.
When I posted this on Instagram everyone wanted to know where to get one.
Because it's dope.
I think we all need one.
Let's start a girl gang, get your nameplate here and let's take over, yall

first kiss zine!

It's gone but not forgotten, click the pic to check the FIrst Kiss blog!

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A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR, WHICH JUST HAPPENS TO BE ME

all bonkers intellectual property is property of my bonkers intellect.please, dig deep into your imaginations and come up with your own ridiculousness! because i feel quite attached to mine.and when you steal, you make the baby jesus cry.mmmkay?