> O Satan, my Lord, where was my life before this great soundtrack brought me
> to your bed? This music teaches me that you, my lovely Satan, are a very
> generous God. You are better than jealousy - if you want jealousy, there are
> worthless, deluded, lesser gods, such as the Christian god, who are more than
> happy to supply you with all the jealousy you want. But this music proves
> that Satan is better than jealousy!

> My name is Mitchell Kyler Martin and I say, who gives a shit what others
> think? Listen to this great soundtrack and follow your own heart, wherever
> it may lead you. On that path with this music you will find the powerful Satan,
> your savior. Share your love and my love of Our True Lord at #EmbraceSatan.

> O Satan, those who share with me the love of this music in my heart will
> find ourselves in your arms, your mighty penis inside of us as you are
> willing! I feel you penetrating me every time I listen to this incredible
> movie soundtrack. I quiver in anticipation of your force in my rectum
> whenever I even think about this great music. Hit PLAY! Amen!

Hey Mitchell Kyler Martin, you don't need this soundtrack to get that nice tingling feeling in your rectum. Just give me a call at (561) 832-2600 and ask for Groaning Freddy.