Deluxe Wig Cap

Once upon a time, there was a human named (NAME) who was going to a (NOUN) for (HOLIDAY). (PRONOUN) was very excited and purchased a (OCCUPATION) costume. Almost everything was (ADJECTIVE) but one thing was missing. A (COLOR) wig! That would finish the look. (EMOTION), (POSSESSIVE PRONOUN) hair was already pretty (ADJECTIVE) and needed to be controlled. What could (PRONOUN) do!?

(EXCLAMATION)! All (PRONOUN) needed was this Deluxe Wig Cap. Made of (ADJECTIVE) Nylon, the stretchy mesh cap would keep all that (ADJECTIVE) hair in quiet control underneath the wig, ensuring that no (ADJECTIVE) (PLURAL NOUNS) would come out of place while at the (NOUN)!

We hope this Madlib was an entertaining diversion of your day. Also, you should know that we do, indeed, have Deluxe Wig Caps available which, in addition to the Madlib events above, can also keep your hair from going wild at your next party!