indie rock - Bland, musically bankrupt and legitimises itself through riding on the pretenses of its audience who wrongly assume that the lack of emotional content masks a greater social truth.

metal - Tasteless and overly-masculinised music consumed by males of a low social status in order to compensate for their lack of real-life power.

idm - The musical equivalent of Microsoft Excel, IDM acts as an equal and opposite reaction to the perceived lack of intelligence in the dance music that preceded it. Confounded by being largely a tedious, technical exercise consumed by elitist nerds.

ska - "Everybody else listens to angry music...I wanna be different...so I'm gonna listen to HAPPY MUSIC :D". The modern iteration of ska is the tragic combination of rock, brass and a pretense of non-existant exoticism and feigned rebellious happiness.

punk - A hypermasculine indie rock. Bland, generic music that attempts to legitimise itself through packaging the music with a reductionist, puerile political message. …