"I have become a Googleist, in that I now worship the god called Google. He always responds to my questions with a plethora of answers. He's always there, staying out the way until I need him. I can clearly see him, so I know he exists. And he doesn't judge me when I'm sinning; in fact, he even auto-completes my search so I get to sinning faster."

"Ain't got no last words to say, yellow streak right up my spine. The gun in my mouth was real and the taste blew my mind."

"We see you cry. We turn your head. Then we slap your face. We see you try. We see you fail. Some things never change."