Adam Lambert pulls a J-Lo at AMAs

Realizing all the struggling to be relevant stars are doing it, Adam Lambert fell onstage while performing “For Your Entertainment” at the American Music Awards last night. Although in his defense, I’m sure he was just disoriented from the sole stage direction of “Make everyone blow you.”

I’m not gonna watch 4 fucking minutes of this faggot prancing around like a wood nymph (I assume that’s what fags do?) just to see him fall. Edit the video to reduce the fag exposure and thus save everyones breakfast.

The AMA awards has just turned into a pervert peep show with a bunch of sexual deviant freaks. I never watch this trash or buy any of their sicko, shitty music. It’s a free country, so why encouraging them.

I recently saw some nude male frontal dick on National Geographic, but it was still a computer generated picture of a male hobbit. It was still better that this guys shit. No fag stuff is all that I’m saying.

You have to admit, he saved it from being an EPIC fail, the only way I’d have caught on that he wasn’t supposed to roll on the ground like that is he stopped singing until he found his footing. I wouldn’t have been able to be as smooth!