We kick off today with a bit of Blur. No, not the Britpop grandmasters but the recently-released game for the Xbox360 and PS3. We played it once and it made us dizzy and confused and crave some mild heroin. You can put that on the posters games-makers.

Next comes some blank CD-R discs. You know, for burning legally-obtained music on to, or photographs that you’ve taken yourself and own the copyright to. Nothing else though – certainly nothing that isn’t yours to own.

Finally, a cracking offer for those of you who can’t see so well and would like to be able to see better. It’s a pair of prescription glasses that those in the know (ie; people who can see) are calling ‘really cheap’.

There are 30 frames to choose from and you can get yourself a pair for as little as £8.50 delivered. Wow – we don’t think you’ll ‘see’ a better deal for glasses anywhere today! Did you ‘see’ what we did there? Eh? Didn’t completely work unfortunately. Oh shit, we should have referred back to Blur somehow. Bollocks!