I didn't know whether to post it here or in Games and Contests but since it's just a stupid game for laughs I am posting it here.

It's quite simple and funny. You just have to follow these rules:

Step 1: Choose the month when you were born:

January: I danced withFebruary: I fell in love withMarch: I had sex withApril: I touched myself thinking aboutMay: I kicked June: I wanted to get married toJuly: I sang "Macarena" toAugust: I had a romantic dinner withSeptember: I threw myself wildly uponOctober: I took off my pants in front ofNovember: I calledDecember: I ran away from

Step 2: Choose the day (number) you were born:

1. A paperclip2. A hairy monster 3. A gangster4. A ladle5. A mobile phone with a "Dragostea Dintei" politone6. A Japanese woman7. A dirty old man8. Your dad9. My best friend's boyfriend10. A squirrel11. An mp3 player12. A cucumber13. George W. Bush14. A teddy bear15. A seagull16. A lettuce17. Your mom18. Carmen de Mairena19. A giant mushroom20. A sock wet with sweat21. A cigarette pack22. A fireman23. a wristwatch24. A baseball bat25. A garbage bin26. A used condom27. My most hated teacher28. Felt-tip pen29. A Kamasutra book30. A tree31. A flower

Step 3: Choose the T-shirt color you are wearing right now:

1. White: Because I am retarded.2. Black: Because I love them more than my mom.3. Brown: Because I just got a snot stuck on you4. Naked: Because my nipples were horny horny.5. Pink: Because I was late for the American Idol casting.6. Red: Because some strange voices told me to.7. Blue: Because I am sexy sexy sexy and I do whatever I want.8. Green: Because I wanted to forget Bill Clinton.9. Purple: Because your body smell compelled me to.10. Grey: Because I am a masochist. 11. Yellow: Because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex.12. Orange: Because I wished so.13. Other: Because I am like that.

Step 4: Write the final sentence.

Mine is: I kicked a giant mushroom because someone asked me to do it in exchange for sex