Some content on this page is not suitable for young eyes or faint hearts.Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

Ever since seeing you on the Frank Skinner show I have been following your blog. I even woke my husband up to read your blog! I am in stitches every day, and it brightens the rest of the day for me having read his latest antics.You are a very very lucky woman to have such a good reason for not sleeping ;-)

Have you considered car/window stickers as the next expansion to the business side? STM can take over the world!

hahahahaha this one made me laugh in the middle of my new testament (aka bible class) class. everyone looked at me weird but idc lol. and i just wanted to say thank you for making my days brighter and my lil bro is getting the "Awesomness now has a name..." shirt for his b-day. its soooo my little brother (he is turning 14 and thinks he is all knowing which shows how little he does know lol)

---vaguely in a heat of the moment, through the fog, considering all things, monkeying around ina wraparound bed-roll-in-one is quite the arm candy; stick to bumpers, guiltfree and workin' it out; @five dollars a popper, a sweet subconscious-demand to print, to print to press, to impress...& guesswork, works

...the Adams family busiyness is blooming with ideas forthcoming, open all season, card that and magnified, a productive income is a sweet thing, stuff of love, and brighthanks to a class.action suite of dreams,

examiNations of self-laughters discovery, reduced to tears, river crys for more, more, more hahahahahats off to Awesomness; swizzled and sworld-unity with a good level of reasoning in sleep'ining, artistry and that - STM U>R>A. ☆"☆ Special

---L<3V Around the expansion of A mindseye window...blurred, stirred and simply delicious...the carry on gang!carryon; (=)_(=) carryon ...

Fridge magnets and/or bumper stickers! Awesome! I bet the biggest expense would be shipping the things. Thanks as always for a good chuckle...PS-I just bought tap dancing hamster shirts for both of my tap classes. That was the end of dancing for the day, we were all laughing too hard...