I told you the competition was rough in Miami. Even the veterans like Victoria Silvstedt realize it’s time to step up or their game or just throw up their hands in defeat. But Victoria is not a defeatest. You don’t get to the top of the trophy girlfriend pile by surrender and lethargy. Nope, out onto the beach for some early morning asstastic yoga stretching, working those kegels back into top girlfriend form.

Victoria has been running this game for nearly two decades now since coming out of Sweden. Don’t think she’s going to let a bunch of upstart girls with hot arses throw her off her rung on the ogle-worthy beach ladder. Not without a fight. Or at least a lot of bottom stretching and cleavage showing. Game on. Enjoy.