I'm the only guy in my shop at school, health occupations, and one day when one group was doing a presentation on the endocrine system, specifically the gonads, they got onto the topic of their periods. Somehow it turned from that to how the woman from 19 kids and counting has different head hair and pubic hair, and then they were asking each other about their pubic hair, then for whatever reason the teacher said to the class "Hey look at derp". I was just sitting there having no idea what to say or do and she points me and my awkwardness out. Then one of them yelled from across the room "One day you're gonna have a wife, and she's gonna have pubic hair, and you're gonna love it!"

They're a thickish jelly made of blood that a woman's body makes in the lining of the uterus around period week. They come out while they bleed and if they are big enough they won't wash down the drain.

I had to give a friend's friend a ride, and as soon as she got in my car, BOOM, ****** fish stank punched me in the face. I had to drive with the windows open, until about halfway there when she asked to close them.
MFW I nearly died and had to avoid choking it was so bad