Wassookeag Moccasins

Because it's nearly impossible to sneak within wet-willy range of someone wearing steel-toed Doc Martens, slip on a pair of Wassookeag Moccasins, a nascent line of made-to-order, classically styled leather mocs, slippers, and loafers which conform to the shape of your foot, boast contrast stitching/rawhide laces, and are lovingly handsewn, one shoe at a time, by a father-son team in the Central Maine region of Bangor, whose previously best-known export was jokes ending with "...I barely know her!"