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That urinal was always, ALWAYS, bobbing around when I tried to use it, plus it was always much dirtier and occupied by dirty hipsters and, even if i wasn't peeing directly on my shoes, which i was liable to do since the damn thing would never stand still when i was trying to use it, there was inevitable splash onto shoes, no matter how careful you and your neighbor were.

about me

I started this blog years ago while searching for my balls after my ex-wife stole them. Now that I'm happily married to a true woman and looking forward to many happy years not worrying about the woman sleeping next to me stealing my balls, I still seem to lose them from time to time. Whether it's the tech support guy at work taking them or my debilitating anxiety hiding them from me, it's still a battle.