Tyra Puts Teen Through Top Trauma on America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks is not going to let just any thin, hauntingly beautiful whisp of a girl become America's Next Top Model, no siree. The towering shewolf of model training makes sure her runway bootcamp exposes the delicate sweeties to all the pain, anguish and physical intensities that come with aspiring to be the best at wearing clothes and getting your picture taken.

You think that was tough? Tomorrow you've got to walk slowly and frown, and do that cute little ambiguous knitting eyebrow thing that's brought so many like you to their knees. Get ready for a world of hurt, soldier.