LA AC baned breast implants

The Louisiana State Boxing and Wrestling Commission passed an emergency rule today prohibiting fighters with breast implants from participating in matches, unless they get clearance from the doctors who performed their plastic surgery.

“If they want to look good, then they don’t have to be in the ring,” said commissioner Harold Williams during a meeting at the Louisiana State Capitol.

“I don’t know of a single plastic surgeon who is going to allow his artistic work to be messed up,” he said.