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DON'T LET SOREHEADS and sourpusses gassing on about the Battle of the
Brooklyn Museum tell you that we Americans are neo-puritans and anti-sex. In
fact, when the chips are down, when values clash, when the lifeboats are
launched, when life-and-death decisions have to be made, there is no doubt
what our great-and-good put first. It's unfettered male sexual
self-expression above all, everything else-well, if there's room.

This glorification of sex is vividly and surprisingly on view, in all places,
in the affair of US late payments to the United Nations. The editorial page
of The New York Times has scolded us regularly about this. Our shameful and
embarrassing behavior over these dues will have the most dreadful effects.
Unless we pay up, we will be relegated to a mere onlooker on the great
affairs of the world. We may become a minor power which nobody respects or
looks to for leadership, and which other nations will despise and regard as
isolationist. At the next human-rights carpet-bombing ball, our B-52s will
be wallflowers.

Well, thank goodness for our poor reputation, the UN dues matter is
settled-with one footnote. US funds won't go to organizations which include
the provision of abortions as part of family planning-a matter of a few
millions. It will be a nuisance. A few men in India who want to terminate
their wives' pregnancies because they are carrying a baby girl will have to
dig into their own pockets. Municipal authorities in China who enforce the
one-baby rule will have to pay for their coercive abortions in other
ways-perhaps through road-repair funds. A few more potholes, a few more
little girls, but the world will go on.

You wouldn't think so from the outcry. The New York Times editorial page has
actually gone so far as to "bemoan" this outrage. Gore and Bradley have left
off wringing one another's necks to wring their hands over it. But what
about the claims that have been made for UN membership. Without the UN,
genocide would spread over the earth (well, in fact the UN likes to look the
other way, as it did on the spot in Rwanda, or prevent those who try to
oppose it, as it did in Bosnia during the Boutros-Ghali regime, or promote
brutal ethnic cleansing, as it did in the Krajina, and is now overseeing in
Kosovo). Only the UN stands between us and nuclear holocaust (of course what
stopped that threat was deploying the Pershing missiles and the development
of star wars). Only the UN can prevent global environmental catastrophe (it
can't, which is ok because there is no global environmental catastrophe).
You'd think, that if any set of issues would top the wish list of the Gore
and Bradley campaigns, and of the New York Times' editorial board, it would
be those. And wouldn't arming ourselves against global warming, genocide,
and all the ills the flesh is heir to, outweigh having to shift how abortions
are paid for on the other side of the earth?

But you'd be wrong. Suddenly an asterisk in population policy becomes more
important than the world not blowing into smithereens or melting into the
warming oceans. Doesn't it seem extraordinary to you? If you had to choose
between the four horsepersons of the Apocalypse, on the one hand, and making
it a bit more of a nuisance to cull girl fetuses, wouldn't you plump for the
big picture? There are only two possible explanations. The first can be
discarded out of hand: that the UN's defenders are utterly insincere in their
claims for it. That simply cannot be true. No, I think that the fact is
that Al Gore, Bill Bradley, and the rest of the establishment enjoy sexual
intercourse a lot more than they look like they do. And they'll defend to
our death the right of the most irresponsible to enjoy it. Any limitation,
for any reason, anywhere, on what enables male sexual pleasure to take place
without biological consequences, is unthinkable. If FDR had to rewrite "the
Four Freedoms" for today's world, they couldn't be printed in a family
newspaper.

This isn't the first time that our establishment has shown its hairy hand in
this way. The same extraordinary valuation was placed on male sexual
pleasure during the AIDS epidemic among male homosexuals during the 1980s.
It was precisely those whose lives were most at risk who acted. They
insisted that ordinary public-health measures against infectious
diseases-infection-tracing and asking carriers to disclose their disease to
their sexual partners-must be forbidden. As a result, HIV spread faster and
more widely than it would have done, and more gay men sickened and died. The
AIDS establishment and its civil-rights cheerleaders were willing to accept
this result, because the alternative was unthinkable-to put some - any--
theoretical limitation on sexual pleasure. Again, our society put its values
in a stringent order of importance. First comes sexual gratification. A
distant second? Saving lives and preventing a deadly illness striking the
young and healthy.

So please, don't tell anyone we don't, as a nation of rugged individualists,
care about the pleasures of the flesh. And whatever you think about the
rights and wrongs of abortion, Roe v. Wade has been a blast for us men. One
day, I hope, I'll be able to sit in my rocking chair and tell my disbelieving
grandsons about the bad old days, which by then will have acquired a certain
tawdry glamor-like the wild west. "Puffy, my lad," I'll say, "when I was a
boy, if you can believe it, we lived in a coercive society. In fact, a young
man like you couldn't look a strong independent beautiful woman in the eyes,
take her hand in yours, and say, on the basis of perfect sexual equality,
"What are you bothering me for, bit--? Get rid of
it!"

JWR contributor Sam Schulman is deputy editor of Taki's Top Drawer, appearing in New York
Press, and was formerly publisher of Wigwag and a professor of English at
Boston University. You may contact him by clicking here.