There's a blast from the past lol... I used to have "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go f**k yourself" as my Windows opening sound back on Windows 3.1 with my 386 SX 33mhz that I upgraded the chip to a 486 DX 66mhz processor. Ah, back before you needed a heat sink and a fan on your processor. Back when it was just a good idea. And my first hard drive, which was huge at the time, was in the neighborhood of a 60mb drive. Yeah.