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I am a Scorpio. I enjoy long walks on the beach, drinking copious amounts of alcohol, and men in hockey masks. In my spare time I work to foil the plans of my arch nemesis, utilize my eight finger discount, and lecture from my soapbox about social injustices. I do not tolerate fools or like people who make Walmart plural.
I judge people who are missing more teeth than they have, unless they are old. I would like to someday be the scary old woman in the neighborhood that all the children are afraid of, however I will be misunderstood and actually a sweet old lady turned bitter by the disappointments of this cruel, cruel life.
I will have made my vast wealth telling fortunes under the alias the Mad Madame Mim and selling t-shirts in tourist destinations that say “Life isn’t always flowers and sausages”.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Winner, Winner Chicken Dinner

I was honored today with The Versatile Blogger Award! Yay! Acclaimations and prestige already and at such a young age. ;-) The award was presented by Jennifer at my new very favorite blog (and it isn't just because she gave me an award) Serendipity's Library. Everyone should follow Jennifer's blog because it is always interesting and she shares my love for Mr. Darcy so you know she is good people.

And now it is my honor and duty to follow the rules of receiving this award

Thank the person who gave you the award and link back to them in your post

Tell us seven things about yourself

1. I talk to my dogs like they are people.
2. Whenever I listen to the radio I play the "What movie was this song in?" game whether or not the people with me are playing. :-)
3. I have taken a blood spatter class.
4. I am afraid of spiders, Jack Nicholson and clowns... in that order.
5. I never follow recipes
6. I would totally survive a zombie apocalypse.
7. My vacation is in T minus 3 weeks