Chicago bartender/model/woman-about-town Phoenix Askani celebrated her birthday the way a Burning Angel girl with a Marvel Universe-derived stage name would—with a live rock band and women's jello wrestling at the rocker bar Cobra Lounge. Our good pals Darkroom Demons were on hand to photograph the party—somehow they didn't catch Phoenix blowing out the candles on her birthday cake, but I don't you will complain.