Pastor almost beaten to death after co_ndoms fell from his bible

A Christian preacher is reportedly fighting for his life after he was beaten into a coma when co_ndoms fell out of his Bible on a bus trip.

According to reports, the bus preacher, whose name was not published, was nearly lynched Saturday morning at a bus stop.

The report indicated the preacher “was dragged out of the commercial bus and beaten into a pulp before he was rescued by some policemen.”

The pastor had commenced his journey in Polokwane and proceeded to preach to the riders aboard the bus, uttering statements such as, “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The devil invented make-up! Weave-on is from marine kingdom! If you have pre-marital s_ex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”

Some of those on the bus were reportedly so moved, they started falling under the anointing.

John Mbakogu, a witness on his way to his shop at, told the paper, “People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man almost fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl, and two Durex c_ondoms fell out.”

“The angry men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on him, who all of a sudden started shouting, I also preach safe s_ex! Safe s_ex is good!” he continued.

Police had to be called to the scene to save the pastor’s life.

Two arrests were said to be made, and the co_ndoms were retained as evidence.