Monday, April 18, 2016

Letty Dillinger, Jinx Hardwick, Shades Armstrong, Toombs Badcock, and Rax Wrathbone are on a rock 'n' roll journey to stardom and COMPLETE sexual freedom. You should avoid tangling with them at all cost. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained within these pages are grounds for arrest in 52 countries and caning in twelve others (and for you masochistic kinksters who enjoy that sort of thing, they use wet, limp celery instead of those rattan things, just to piss you off). The American Sexcapades Society found that 4 out of 5 Hard Rock Harlots readers who lived to tell about the book were unfit to return to proper society upon finishing. Forget about going to work the next day (Unless you work at a sewage treatment plant--then you might be okay.). Following a ferocious public outcry and repeated (failed) attempts at banning the books, several states set up padded shelters and edible straight jackets for the unfortunate Hard Rock Harlots survivors who can't shake the nightmares of giant gonads chasing them with 3-headed industrial-strength sprinklers.

Who knew reading could be so damaging to one's health?

IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK!

KILLER BUZZ FLOAT: Greatest Hits, Volume 1 features the first three books in Kendall Grey's Hard Rock Harlots series, originally published in 2013. This series contains EXTREMELY graphic sexual content (DUH!) and is not suitable for readers under the age of 18. Includes masochism, MM, menage, pegging, DP, extreme body modification, Domination, submission, lots of flying bodily fluids, A2M, alcohol abuse, prostitution, cheating, and more. Seriously, if any of the above is the least bit off-putting, please proceed with caution!

Because KILLER BUZZ FLOAT is a Kindle Countdown deal, the sale price will start at $.99 and go up every day, so snap up this anthology NOW!

Kindle Unlimited subscribers can grab the book for FREE!

For non-KU subscribers:

April 18 — $.99

April 19 — $1.99

April 20 — $2.99

April 21— $3.99

April 22 — $4.99 (regular price)

Ready to take the plunge and dive into this sassy piece of purple prose? DO IT!