A Bit About Me

Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com, in 2003, I took the Grand Prize in the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (also known as the "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night" competition). I've also been a contributor to "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson" and the web's "The Late Show with David Letterman". I also occupy my time writing three blogs, "Blogged Down at the Moment", "Brit Word of the Day" and "Production Numbers"...and my off-time is spent contemplating in an "on again/off again" fashion...my feable attempts at writing any one of a dozen books. I would love to write professionally one day...and by that I mean "actually get a paycheck".

13 April 2012

Day 13: Pleasure

Today's word is "Pleasure". I had a whole lot of ideas...most bad...and most requiring light...but, true to my "experiment" I've been doing...Ambien has to be involved in at least one portion of the contest. Most times both the photo and the write-up are Ambien-induced.

This is my phone. I have two other handsets...one of which doesn't work anymore. It probably doesn't work because I wore it out. You see, my pleasure is talking. I love to talk...on the phone is fine -- in person, even better. I'm not sure if I just like a captive audience...or I like hearing the sound of my own voice. I know the sound of my own voice is horrible...but I hear it differently, and, to me, it sounds quite pleasant.

So, I thought the handset would get my point across for today's theme...it was either this or a photo of my mouth...and, trust me, the handset is much more photogenic. ;)

I have not thought of taking a photo and writing a post while under the influence of Ambien. I'm definitely going to try that before this whole thing is over. I have done some wild things under the influence though. I'm about to go take one now.

I really like the fact I specifically talked about not taking a photo of my mouth -- and then Ziva posted a photo of her mouth. I mean, seriously, it was like we planned it...but we honestly did not. :)

Any of you are free to call me anytime - well, not during the time I'm actually "sleeping" but the other times...but I do talk a lot, so you have been warned.

Malisa - You should try the Ambien experiment - you would not believe the things you've written or done under Ambien...so this is like letting a little child out in my mind and letting it play with a camera and pen. :)