What Do Guys Really Know About 'Fifty Shades of Grey'?

Not much, thankfully.

This weekend, tens of thousands of American men will be dragged to movie theaters and forced to sit through all 125 excruciating minutes of Fifty Shades of Grey. (An act, in and of itself, that sounds like a form of BDSM.) In advance of the film's release, Cosmopolitan quizzed a range of men on basic characters and plot points from the source material. As expected, nobody has a fking idea what the story is about. Nor should they: