The triffid’s nephew joined the loon and triffid for a holiday repast featuring vegetarian tacos for the loon and a pair of slaughtered venison for the triffids. The nephew, an advance scout for the invading triffid army from the Andromeda galaxy’s fourth dimension, shared several amusing anecdotes about his travels around the world in search of the perfect spot to construct the triffid sperm bank depot aquarium. The ingot mixup was the loon’s favorite, although the dancing hat incident was nearly as fascinating. The loon looks forward to the triffid takeover, when all chairs everywhere will be gathered in one place and set on fire, and the loon will be named Secretary of Polecats.