Reggie Bush Forfeits Heisman Trophy

Knowing he was about to lose it anyway in light of the USC investigation, Reggie Bush preemptively forfeited his Heisman Trophy yesterday and released the following statement through the New Orleans Saints. Via TMZ:

“Each individual carries the legacy of the award and each one is entrusted with its good name … It is for these reasons that I have made the difficult decision to forfeit my title as Heisman winner of 2005. The persistent media speculation regarding allegations dating back to my years at USC has been both painful and distracting. In no way should the storm around these allegations reflect in any way on the dignity of this award, nor on any other institutions or individuals. Nor should it distract from outstanding performances and hard-earned achievements either in the past, present or future.”

He then added, “At the end of the day, it’s important to note the dignity in which I had intercourse with Kim Kardashian‘s lusciously exposed buttocks which is a storm that greater men than I might refer to as a hurricane of inspirational courage. I don’t fully understand those words I just said, but I absolutely believe they somehow tackle the full weight of this situation, and cause an interception in your heart. God Bless America.”

And if the Downtown Athletic Club would do the right thing and award the Heisman after the bowl season, Vince Young would have won in a landslide. Hell, on that last drive where Texas stopped SC on a 4th and 1, Bush was standing on the sideline..

Plus the biggest crook, Pete Carroll, is up in Seattle enjoying the NFL after helping USC find their way to probation. That he said that his going to the NFL was completely unrelated to the SC investigation is hilarious.

He went to school with a bunch of my friends in San Diego and they have the nicest things to say about him. He was truly a sweetheart to everyone whilst in high school. Did he accept bribes? Hell ya. But what 18 year old would say no to all the gifts presented to him? He probably didn’t come from such a high background where such a life is common (unlike Princess Kim).

OJ didn’t get caught committing an NCAA infraction while he was at USC, nor did he murder anyone while at USC when he won the heismann. NO one that we know of (Cue Mysterious music: DUMM DUMM DUMMMMMMMMMM)!!!!

Bush would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for those meddling kids and that dog of theirs ….