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"I am not your dog." Flame said, sending a bolt of fire at Electric Guy. The fireball exploded when it neared him, and threw him against the wall. The so called 'super villain' unconscious, Flame lifted the man, and stepped from the door. He lifted into the air slowly as Jack and Chink got on the 'manly' scooter.

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Character: Shock Wave Affiliation: Himself (could be considered a villan, but very small time)Age: 27 Gender: Male Powers: Sound ControlWeapons: 15. Caliber Lugar, large pocket knifePersonality: Brash and Uncontrolable at times. Likes to scream, and often does so. He sometimes stores up all his emotions up, sometimes for years, and then when the right set of events accure he lets it all out in in a massive 'shock wave'.Appearance: Short black, spiked hair, Blue eyes, 5 foot 9 inches tall, wares black jeans, sneakers (black) grey T-shirt, and black hoody, and blue colored sunglasses.History: The result of a prostitute and a crook with super-powers, Wave was immediately given to an adoption agency as soon as he was born, though the reason he was not aborted is a mystery. He ran away from the agency as soon as he was 13, hes been living in the slums ever since, using his newly manifested powers to rob banks and such things for local crime lords.

"GIVE ME THE MONEY!" Screamed Shock as he shoved the barrle of the his Lugar in the store keepers cheek. The man was sweating profusely.

"Pe-Pe-Please d-d-dont shoot!" The store keeper beged.

"I SAID GIVE ME THE #@!& MONEY!" Screamed Shock again.

"O-o-ok...Just dont shoot, alright?"

Shock didnt respond, instead he took the bag from the mans hands, and smacked him in the face with the butt of his gun and ran out the store. He quickly turned down an ally way, and went threw and elabotate route to throw off any followers. Then looking over his shoulders repeatedly, he entered the run down apartment building called the Happy Hotel...which was not happy, and was barely a hotel. He stuffed the cash in its regular hiding place, taking out a a couple of 'fives'. He then left the seedy joint, and walked down the street over to where Gary did his runs with his cart.

"Give me the usual Gary"

Gary nodded, and turned to his cart and complied together a usual. Gary then handed the prepared usual to Shock, who handed in return to Gary a 'five'. Shock turned away, saying 'bye' before he sank his teeth into the woderful intoxicating smelling....Hotdog.

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Jack drove on ahead. He continued on towards Andromeda HQ. But they were being followed. A car was making an effort to stay on his trail.

Flame don't look now but we are being followed.

Right. Jack pulled over in an alley. He peeked over his shoulder and saw the car parked on the opposite side. A tall blonde stepped out and headed their way. Jack slipped his hand in his coat and readied his weapons.

[i]Like I told your captain, the orphange attacked me. It was self-defense.[/i] -Richard the Warlock [url]http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0002.gif[/url]

"Yeah, yeah, it's just--we were friends for a really long time, okay?!?! I know he was hellspawn sack of $#*% and when he turned on us he had to die, but it doesn't mean I don't miss him!"

"I get it. He did make some fine drinks."

"That he did, Jericho. That he did." Mr.Anasazi said, trying to calm down from his sudden outburst. That was unexpected, even for him.

"So, you wanna hitch a ride up to my new digs?"

"Not leavin' Eleanor."

"You and that car."

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Alastor had descended out of Leviathan when Gerrx called, confirming his arrival in Mission City. Alastor told him to meet him in a quaint little restaurant called Chez Bon. It was famous for serving both hot dogs and wine, an odd pairing of food items if there ever was one, among other things.

Alasotr, cloaked from the outside the world due to his lavish costume which he never removed, walked in and, sighting his pal, knelt down to whisper.

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Name: Morgan "Shift" RichardsonGender:MaleAge:26Appearance:6'1", Shortish Brown hair and Brown eyes. In rather good shape. (heres what he is wearing)2.5b5*m1*Shift*Hair:Expansion1,fraBlank,724D21,732C00,100,100,23,Eyebrows:Expansion1,fraBlank,5A3410,FFFFFF,100,100,21,Eyes:Expansion1,fraBlank,015519,F8B684,100,100,20,Nose:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,27,Mouth:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,18,Beard:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,26,Ears:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,19,Skin:Standard,fraBlank,F8B684,F8B684,100,100,6,Mask:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,22,Headgear:ModernCommon,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,29,Undershirt:Expansion1,gloved,DDDDDD,6A0108,100,100,7,Overshirt:Expansion1,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,8,Coat:Expansion1,fraBlank,312829,312829,100,100,25,RightGlove:Standard,plain,202020,202020,100,100,17,LeftGlove:Standard,plain.,202020,202020,100,100,16,Insignia:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,9,Neckwear:Expansion1,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,24,Belt:Expansion1,circles,202020,312829,100,100,15,Leggings:Standard,stripesshort,014574,002C53,100,100,10,Overleggings:Socks,ankle,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,11,Pants:Expansion1,briefs,002C53,002C53,100,100,14,RightFoot:Expansion1,banded,181818,202020,100,100,13,LeftFoot:Expansion1,banded,181818,202020,100,100,12,Back:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,3,Wings:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,4,Tail:Expansion1,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,5,Aura:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,2,Companion:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,31,Background:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,1,RightHand:Expansion1,falchion,636363,6A0108,100,100,30,LeftHand:Standard,fraBlank,FFFFFF,FFFFFF,100,100,28,#(No face or hair cause I hate Hero Machines options)Powers:Can 'shift' through things and turn invisible. Affiliation: Andromeda Weapons: In addition to the sword and pistol (which is a M1911) he has a KA-BAR Personality: Kind of cocky, tries to joke but isn't always funny. When in the base works in data center, could be considered a bit of a hacker.

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Haze didnÃ¢Â€Â™t think it was a particularly good idea to bring Blur into Andromeda so she took her phone from her pocket to call Chromium. He answered after four rings and Haze felt a wave of relief wash over her at the sound of his voice.

Ã¢Â€ÂœIÃ¢Â€Â™ve found Blur. He professes his innocence and wishes to clear his name,Ã¢Â€Â Haze told Chromium as her eyes shifted to look at Blur momentarily. Ã¢Â€ÂœShould I bring him to Andromeda?Ã¢Â€Â

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Shift stepped out of the wall, a habit of his that seemed to annoy some of the other members of Andromeda. A phone was ringing, Chromium was talking to someone. He stepped into the Control center and dropped into a seat in front of a group of computers. He turned on the main, watching as the sub monitors flickered to life, and typed in his login. It was rather quiet in here since Chink was gone, Probably trailing after Jack... Shift thought with a bit of a grin. Chromium, who had apparently finished talking, stepped in.

"What do you have?"

Shift continued to click rapidly through pages. "Not much, but it says here that apparently one of the sweeteners their using in soda causes memory loss....weird...Hey! apparently one of the ingredients in soda causes memory loss."

"Funny." Chromium said sarcasticly

"You know, I don't get whats wrong with you..The rest of the senior members have a good sense of humor. Mainly Jack but hes insane or something, but still, the rest of you can actually laugh. But then again it might just be me, that wasn't very funny in the first place..."

"Nope."

"Well hey, if theres anything I can do, go after some dude for example, I'm here."

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M'Lure came into the alley that the Andromeda drones walked into. She had been following this pair since they left HQ and they had actually led her to another super, Flame, one that she had only heard of and not observed. How wonderful that he was "on the scene" again. He had no official ties to organizations, onlly himself, and perhaps such a powerful super could be turned to see things her way.

She noticed the man, Jack she remembered, started to reach for his weapons. She didn't let him, and drew them to her instead and held them facing the three individuals. With one hand outstreched she held the guns and she move her left hand and crumpled the ridiculous scooter that Jack and the woman were riding on. It amused her, how the woman, with whom she was unfamiliar, was standing slightly behind Jack.

"What are you doing? Those are mine. That's my bike." Jack complained.

"Yes and now they're mine. Don't fool yourself that was no bike. Flame would you come down and join us here on the ground. I'm not in the mood to follow you up there. "

"Why should I?" He replied.

"Because I'm asking nicely for once. You don't know what I'm upto."

M' Lure noticed he was hesitating, trying to figure out just that, what she was thinking. "That won't work Flame." And with that she kept the guns pointed at the woman and Jack and sent out a magnetic pulse that levitated her to Flame's level. "Be kind to yourself, come and join us."

Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder."Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."

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Flame lowered himself to the ground, dropping Electric Man to the ground, once reaching a distance where he was likely not to die. As he touched down he lit his hands up, in case the newcomer tried something. I don't like this, he voiced to Jack

Me neither Jack thought, THAT *&^%^ KILLED MY UBER-MANLY SCOOTER!!!!! I'M GOING TO RIP HER SKULL OUT AND BEAT HER TO DEATH WITH IT!!!!

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Chromium picked up the phone stowed away in his cloak, it was Haze. It was good to finally hear from her. Sometimes he worried, but he knew Haze's strength and trusted in her own ability to stay alive.

Ã¢Â€ÂœIÃ¢Â€Â™ve found Blur. He professes his innocence and wishes to clear his name,Ã¢Â€Â Haze says. Ã¢Â€ÂœShould I bring him to Andromeda?Ã¢Â€Â

Chromium thinks a moment...

"I would advise against it. Despite what he has said, the truth is he is still a suspect. However, I haven't left yet to go after the third suspect, Al...Bring him up for questioning before I go." Chromium says

"Bye." They hang up and Chromium moves up to Shift who is busy on the computers.

"What do you have?" Chromium asks

Shift continued to click rapidly through pages. "Not much, but it says here that apparently one of the sweeteners their using in soda causes memory loss....weird...Hey! apparently one of the ingredients in soda causes memory loss."

"Funny." Chromium said sarcasticly. He admired Shift's attempts at humor...but the man was just not funny.

"You know, I don't get whats wrong with you..The rest of the senior members have a good sense of humor. Mainly Jack but hes insane or something, but still, the rest of you can actually laugh. But then again it might just be me, that wasn't very funny in the first place..."

"Nope."

"Well hey, if theres anything I can do, go after some dude for example, I'm here."

Chromium sighs. 'At least he has the spirit.' He thinks to himself. Shift was a recent addition to Andromeda and also one of the youngest, other than the few teenagers and younglings.

"Well, I have to search for the last suspect in the Statue of Liberty attack. You can come after I question one suspect that Haze is bringing up now." Chromium says as he heads out of the data center and to a special room that in the HQ that is specifically for questioning and interrogation.

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Chromium reaches the heavy, protected door to the interrogation room and withdraw's his metal from his right hand and places it against a panel. It beeps and grants him clearance. He walks into the large room. It is a simple, white room with one table and two chairs. One on either side of the other. Chromium sits in the chair facing the door and wraps his cloak around him, drawing the hood over his face. He takes out his pipe, and lights it. He takes a few relaxing puffs and the smoke swirls around him as he waits for Haze and Blur to arrive.

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After Haze hung up the phone she turned to Blur, Ã¢Â€ÂœWeÃ¢Â€Â™d like you to come to our HQ and have a bit of a chat.Ã¢Â€Â

Ã¢Â€ÂœYou mean youÃ¢Â€Â™re friends are going to interrogate me,Ã¢Â€Â Blur said dryly as he put his hands in his pockets.

Haze stopped and moved to block BlurÃ¢Â€Â™s path. Ã¢Â€ÂœWeÃ¢Â€Â™re the good guys, we donÃ¢Â€Â™t interrogate.Ã¢Â€Â

Blur raised a brow but said nothing more. Haze reached to grab his jacket sleeve to get him moving again but quickly reconsidered it. Ã¢Â€ÂœCome on letÃ¢Â€Â™s go,Ã¢Â€Â she said instead.

It didnÃ¢Â€Â™t take them long to get to HQ. Haze was extremely happy to see Chromium and smiled at him beamingly. Ã¢Â€ÂœThis is Blur,Ã¢Â€Â she said to introduce the two men, Ã¢Â€ÂœBlur this is Chromium.Ã¢Â€Â

The two men shook hands and Haze didnÃ¢Â€Â™t miss the hostility in BlurÃ¢Â€Â™s actions. Chromium looked a little surprised but said nothing.

Ã¢Â€ÂœWhy donÃ¢Â€Â™t you take a seat,Ã¢Â€Â Haze suggested. She moved to ChromiumÃ¢Â€Â™s side and touched his arm while looking at him meaningfully. She felt his metal skin slip away so she had direct contact with his real skin. She spoke to him with her mind, I donÃ¢Â€Â™t think Blur is going to be particularly friendly with you. Seems he has a thing for me.

Chromium responded by reaching out with his other arm to bring her close for a gentle kiss.

That may not be the best move if you want Blur to talk, Haze voiced to Chromium as she kissed him in return.

Chromium ended the kiss and smiled at her, Ã¢Â€ÂœGlad to have you back safe and sound.Ã¢Â€Â IÃ¢Â€Â™m just letting Blur know that heÃ¢Â€Â™s not moving in on my woman, plus itÃ¢Â€Â™s a good psychological angle.

Haze had to stop herself from chuckling. She covered by sitting down beside Chromium. As she looked up she saw Blur studying her. Ã¢Â€ÂœSorry about that, itÃ¢Â€Â™s been a while since weÃ¢Â€Â™ve seen each other.Ã¢Â€Â

Chromium took her hand with an amused look in his eyes. He knew that Ã¢Â€Â˜a whileÃ¢Â€Â™ had been about an hour.

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Jack was quickly growing with anger.

My manly mobile. She trashed it. PAYMENT SHALL BE SWIFT"

Flame spoke quietly. "What do you want?"

Jack didn't let her answer. "Listen. Small talk is nice and all. But I'm not good with talking. Haha. Oxymoron. Why do they call it an oxymoron? It doesn't make any sense..." As every was staring at Jack as if he was mad (not that he objected) Jack let a throwing knife fall out of his sleeve and into his hand. Jack let his adrenaline kick in. The knife in mid-air faster than anyone could blink. But this girl was fast. Very fast. A split second before the knife pierced her heart she had her hand out and she stopped the blade.

"Not a wise move. Time to die Jack."

Without hesitation she turned Beauty on Jack and fired hiting him square in the forehead. Jack heard Chink scream as he fell to the ground and lost consciousness.

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Desdemona was homing in on her next marked soul when she felt a disturbance. Jack was hurt and hurt bad. Desdemona immediately deviated from her path and headed to Jack. A woman with scales was screaming and shouting as she cradled JackÃ¢Â€Â™s body. As Desdemona landed she realised that Jack was not going to die. There were no other Soul Eaters present. His healing factor would save him again.

However Desdemona did not wish to miss this opportunity to communicate with Jack. She stood back and closed her eyes. When she opened them she was in JackÃ¢Â€Â™s unconscious thoughts. Ã¢Â€ÂœJack,Ã¢Â€Â she said quietly.

Jack had his back to her but quickly turned around, Ã¢Â€ÂœDessie!Ã¢Â€Â

Desdemona made her way towards him and was taken into his embrace. Desdemona raised a hand to touch his face. Ã¢Â€ÂœThis meeting can only be brief.Ã¢Â€Â

Ã¢Â€ÂœI donÃ¢Â€Â™t care,Ã¢Â€Â Jack said as he held her, Ã¢Â€ÂœIÃ¢Â€Â™m just glad youÃ¢Â€Â™ve come back.Ã¢Â€Â

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" Fine, how was yours? " Gerrrx asked. His patient had steamed right up to his hair, because Alastor had turned up late, still now he was here, they better had discuss the end of the world's top resorts........

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.

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So she could block metal.... Flame leaned forward and opened his mouth, releasing a column of searing fire at the woman. She lifted the scooter again, this time forming it into a shield, The fire hit the shield but did not harm the woman behind it. Chink was trying to wake up Jack who was muttering something about death. Flame almost stopped and looked over, but that distraction would have killed him, and probably cause her to kill Jack and most likely Chink as well. Flame threw a fireball, exploding it when it hit the shield, the force sending her back. With this momentary break he turned to Chink. Get him out of here He voiced. She grabbed Jack and started dragging him away.

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Gerrrx ordered some ice cream with some brandy coating, and two large paella's. Gerrrx liked seafood, espiacially prawns (( this is true, I, myself, like prawns, squid, scallops and mussels and I am only 11. YUM!! )) Gerrrx waited for Alastor's answer......

You've been holding out on us again haven't you? Since you haven't given us enough money, I'll guess I'll have to take it out of you piece by piece! - Unknown Mandalorian.

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Now, Burnout's sojourn for a home had him running all round town, and was not very successful. In fact, it seemed that any vacancy he came across was suddenly filled seconds before he knocked on the door. Must be something to do with the costume. He was leisurely jogging down a large street when he heard the sound of an Uzi opening fire. That caught his attention, all right.

He changed course, and picked up slight speed, coming around the corner of a building to witness a woman using a scooter as a shield against a stream of fire being expelled from a lizard-man. On the ground was an eerily familiar face...JACK. A scaled woman was beside him, sobbing. The trickle of blood from is forehead suggested the the aforementioned Uzi had caught him there, and the scaly woman assumed he was dead....boy would she be in for a surprise.

When he noticed the woman who appeared to be the antagonist holding a large quantity of Jack's weapons, he decided to try and minimalize civilian casualties. He sprinted forward, between her and the lizard-man, and rapidly grabbed as many guns and blades that he could from around her, zooming to the end of the street and depositing them in a pile, conveniently covered with some trash. He then turned around, and zipped back, standing alongside the lizard-man, looking at the woman with a slightly curious look.

"Now, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with guns? And what happened to sharing is caring? If you really wanted some of those guns for yourself, you could just ask. Or buy some. You don't have to attack random, poor people to get them." Burnout smiled in a jovial manner.

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"What's wrong? Am I annoying you? Does my constant randominity disturb you in anyway, shape or form? I made that word up. It's sounds pretty cool. Say it with me. RAND-OM-IN-I-TY! Just rolls of the tongue. Belongs in the same category with Spatula. SPA-TU-LA. I could say that all day. SPATULA! SpatULa. SPATula..."

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M'Lure was so inraged and picked up two cars parked on the steet and lauched them at the two groups, hitting both Flame and the group that had moved Jack. The new comer seemed to be fast, so she sent a magnetic pulse to ast as a wall, so when he ran, he just hit something like a wall and fell unconcious. The girl was freaking out.

"Apparently she hadn't seen much action." M'Lure though. While Flame was down, not hurt really, distracted, she pulled the guns back to her. She took the one gun in her hand and took a step foward towards the limp form of "Electric Man". She pumped three bullits into the man's head in fast succesion.

Jack, apparently recovered mostly looked agast. "Don't worry, he was neither a mutant or the one you seek." She tore apart the guns and let the peices hit the pavement. Jack screaming a slew of things at her, but she chose not to listen to his inane babbling.

"This is just a taste. A Warning. Those who seek to help those hating non- mutants, will be on the wrong side here. Evaluate youselves." and she leaned close to Flame. "I know you are not part of them Flame, you would be warmly welcomed with me." And with that she sent a controled pluse to usher her back to the car she came from, a black new charger, altered to suit her needs. She sped away before they could respond.

Meat is murder...... tasty tasty murder."Suggestion: Electrocution works well. Evisceration and Decapitation are also effective, or um, so I've heard."

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Burnout stood up groggily. That little....AGH! From now on, he'd be sure to take her out first. Let's see how well she can stand up to the shockwave of a sonic boom! And as for that magnetic wave...why on earth hadn't he simply avoided the car by stepping to the side, rather than running? Suffice to say, next time he saw that one, she'd be the one in his position at the moment. He began to check on the others, and see how they were doing.

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Flame looked down at the ground. He hadn't noticed anything since the woman had left. He had been thinking, running her offer over and over again in his mind. Part of him wanted revenge on the humans. This part of him spoke strongly. But what if this woman's dark....crusade called on him to kill? There would be blood, and Flame could spill it if need be. Andromeda would stand against her, of that Flame was sure. He knew that if he joined her, Haze would stand against them with the others. He knew he could not kill her.

But would she hesitate if she were asked to kill me?

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Name: Seth Ehrickson AKA Lightshow.Gender:MaleAge:18Appearance:Seth

Lightshow

*Wears large, high quality head phones constantly blaring heavy metal music to fuel his powers.Powers: His body can absorb sound vibrations, converting the energy into fuel for his bio-electric blasts. Large amounts of energy, allow him to envelope himself in it completely. At those moments, he can fly. Affiliation: M'LureWeapons: his powers.Personality: fun-loving adventure seeker, but knows its dangerous out there, and will do whatever it takes to survive...History: Runaway from several orphanages, Seth has no ties, and prefers it that way. He was abused as a young child by his father, until he destroyed the house at age 9, when he discovered his powers. He's been running ever since...__________________________________________________________________________________________Cruising through the city on his skateboard, metal blaring in his headphones, and hoodie pulled low over his eyes, Seth was bored. He didn't know what he was looking for. He wasn't the type to prey on victims, like average thugs. He needed action, though...

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"Okay," Alastor, still invisbile,whispered in his friend's ear, when that waitress comes by with the check, give her exact change."

When the waitress came with the bill, Gerrrx smiled pleasantly before tossing one of his razors into the waitress's heart, killing her.

As the rest of the cafe realised what was happening, Alastor shut off his cloaker, unsheathed his sword, and spun around in the air cackling.

"Wahahahaha! Aw, hell yeaaaaaahhhhh! That's what you get for charging $3.80 for a glass of $^&**@#$#@#%#&^& iced tea!" He laughed anohter sinister laugh and fired a bolt at the cashier, roasting him.

"Hit 'em hard and hit 'em fast! Goo goo g'joob!"

As Gerrx tossed razors into the patorns, Alastor welded the doors shut to prevent anyone from escaping.

"Life's just a lovely bunch of coconuts!" He snapped, zap-frying an elderly couple. He spied a pair of young lovers, dressed in wedding apparel.

"Hmm, I'm guessing eating here was her idea, wasn't it pal?" He asked the groom.

"P-pl-please..." The man stammered, desparation in his eyes. "We... just got married. We were gonna catch a-a plane to Jamiaca after this. P-please let us go." The man begged.

Alastor said nothing for a moment. "What airline?" He finally asked.

"Wh--"

"What airline were you going to take to Jamaica?"

"O--Oceanic. Why?"

"Tsk. Oceanic is a rip-off. You should thank me for this." Alastor dashed forward in the air, leaving a phantom form of electrified air in his wake, and skewered the newlyweds together at once on his sword.

"Till death do you part." Alastor smirked as he charged the blade, roasting the two corpses golden brown."God, I love the smell of burning flesh. If they made a cologne of that scent, it would sell a fortune! Not that I'd pay for my bottle, but whatever."