We don't smoke marijuana in muskogeeWe don't take no trips on lsdWe don't burn our draft cards down on main streetWe like living right and being free.

We don't make a party out of lovingBut we like holding hands and pitching woo.We don't let our hair grow long and shaggyLike the hippies out in san francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an okie from muskogeeA place where even squares can have a ball.We still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.

Boots are still in style manly footwear,Beads and roman sandals won't be seen.Football's still the roughest thing on the campusAnd the kids there still respect the college dean.

And I'm proud to be an okie from muskogeeI swear even squares can have a ball.We still wave old glory down at the courthouseAnd white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all,And white lightning's still the biggest thrill of all.