Everyone else knows I'm on there but probably choose not to add me so as to avoid the "you're doing fuck all " confrontation. And probably cos they're on there just as much as me. Or maybe they just don't like me. Oh well.

eg. met a girl travelling 2 years ago, went to have a gander at her profile just now and I'm blocked from EVERYTHING except info (of which there is none). So you know what I did? Deleted the shit out of her.

I'm still waiting on my friends requests to be ok'd by Nick Griffin and David "call me dave" Cameron (amongst others) so I can delete them from existence as well.

Soon there will only be me, loads of people I want to have sex with and all the non-facebook users left on the planet. It will be at this point I expect the Nobel Prize for Peace and also a medal for fixing Global Warming.