24. I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her. —New York City detective

25. When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty. —Norm Crosby

26. Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. —Kurt Vonnegut

27. Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. —Carl Sagan

28. My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. —Jean Rostand

29. Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. —Lily Tomlin

Its very interesting n wonderful to make someone laugh even smile now a days.Seems to be a serious effort to bring something hilarious. Spread the same in direction to make people overcome stress n tensions.

some are amusing, but most of them are just stupid, especially the ones where they say women are better then men. I mean seriously? girls still go on about who is the better gender? seriously? how un-matured are most women today, no gender is better then the other sex. who ever wrote this needs to grow the fuck up, i bet she is still in the 2nd grade.