Male Touring Player from Toronto Looking for places to throw plastic!

Greetings,
I just moved here from Toronto for work, I have toured the past 5 seasons and am looking for some leagues and/or opportunities to to unleash my inner dog.
I can throw a backhand, I can fake a hammer, I can sometimes do 2-direction cuts, and I can make fun of any of your favorite Toronto players.
Cheers,
-Tani