Donny really doesn’t like Justin

After being told by the adults in the room at the G7 that his sketchy friend Vladimir was still on a time out and not welcome, Donny has been acting out like a spoiled child.

Donny left the party early, refusing to sign the group card, telling the others they weren’t really his friends. You could almost see a tear in his eye.

In a scene reminiscent of a teenager in full meltdown, Donny grabbed his Twitter machine, and started venting:

Based on Justin’s false statements at his news conference, and the fact that Canada is charging massive Tariffs to our U.S. farmers, workers and companies, I have instructed our U.S. Reps not to endorse the Communique as we look at Tariffs on automobiles flooding the U.S. Market! PM Justin Trudeau of Canada acted so meek and mild during our G7 meetings only to give a news conference after I left saying that, “US Tariffs were kind of insulting” and he “will not be pushed around.” Very dishonest & weak. Our Tariffs are in response to his of 270% on dairy! – Donald J. Trump, Twitter 6-10-2018

Now his minions have been on television bad-mouthing the leader of our closest* ally, accusing him of being weak and dishonest, parroting Donny’s words. Rumblings about tariffs on autos assembled in Canada have been mentioned. The Trump administration doesn’t seem to be aware that US car manufacturers often assemble vehicles in Canada and ship them back into the country. Americans would be paying higher prices for cars manufactured by American car companies. Donny seems to think trade wars are a good thing, especially with his ex-friends.

He’s doing Vladimir’s bidding, tearing apart decades-old associations of western nations, and trying to kow-tow to China, Russia**, and North Korea.

The leaders of the G6 know what it takes to manage the world, and they know Donny is not up to the task. Kim has got to wonder if his new buddy will dump him for the next sweet-talking despot to come along. Hard to see how you build a relationship with someone who is known as a serial cheater.

George Takei posted a great Tweet today: I’ve said it before. The transfer of power in democratic societies is a wondrous and startling thing. One minute, Barack Obama is leader of the free world. The next moment, it’s Angela Merkel.

The question is who will step up to restore the stature and leadership of the United States once we get this juvenile brat out of the White House?

Since Barack can’t return, maybe Michelle?

Perhaps Joe.

Sorry, I don’t think this is one we can turn over to Bernie.

Hurry up, Robert. We know we told you to take as long as you needed on that report, but it would be nice to have it ASAP. We’re practically holding our breath about it.