Andy worked 17 long years at ESPN. He proceeds to discuss how he had the “sexiest secretary in the office” but after a few weeks her work declined. She began to show up at work in sweat pants and became “disheveled.” He fired her. Soon after it came out that she was addicted to coke. She was turning tricks and giving BJ’s in the ESPN bathroom. The FedEx drivers were her best customers. She wasn’t alone— there was a group of female employees that hooked.

I know the UPS guys are jealous right now. My personal opinion is because they are in Bristol, Connecticut they just don’t have anything to do. When you have nothing to do and you are spending the majority of your time in a compound like ESPN, sex, drugs and videotapes are really your only option.