You are Uncle Willy!!! You have practically the same name as Bill- you are his namesake. You are really cute and tell REALLY BAD JOKES (that you claim to get off dad). You love tea and are always offering it round to everyone. You are kind enough to let dad crash at yours when he MASS CBF's going to Pinjazza, and you are also kind and brave enough to let us have thursday night dinners there! You are a very valued member of the immediate family, as you always make us 'aww' and LOL. You are the exact stereotype of a cute uncle and use such phrases as "the proofs in the pudding!".