Hai!

This is long overdue. It was only a matter of time before I caved in and decided that I needed to inject my narcissism into the ether along with everyone else. That’s my token “self-deprecating statement that everyone who creates a blog after 2007 has to make” opener. Hopefully, you’ll find my ramblings to be less pretentious and more accessible than others of the same ilk.

Feel free to contact me with suggestions, complaints, and lucrative contract offers for me to punch up your shitty screenplays.