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The Ladies… Fantasy League

So like every other person in the world we here at Ladies have our own fantasy football league. The thing is, I’m typically a lazy person and just didn’t tell all of you about it. I did, don’t get me wrong. But being lazy is so much easier than writing a post about a league where the commissioner started out sucking and is just now getting on track and is within looking distance of the leaders.

Ahem.

So I think this is the perfect week to get everyone updated on the status of the league and some of our, um, interesting team names. And a little surprise on who else is in the league.

Okay, it’s not like we have Ryan Lochte in our league, although I’m sure every lady would love to play with him. (Of course pun intended.) But we wanted to have a 12 person league and with only 10 ladies we needed to add a few. So we asked two very kickass commenters of our blog, Pam and Thistlewarrior, to join us and they accepted. Prizes are standard among us (banner of the hotties we want) and if one of our commenters win they get to write a post of whatever they want.

Now, on to the names and the standing.

Teams (and Names)

Win-Loss-Tie

Points

Pam’s People (Pam)

7-1-0

573

Fightin’ Neckbeards (Chitown Chick)

6-2-0

683

Karma’s Bitch (Thistlewarrior)

6-2-0

657

Bags of Urine (Miss Minda)

5-3-0

685

4th and Never (SA)

5-3-0

576

IrishHawkeyeSongGirl (Lady Andrea)

4-4-0

639

Icanhasbasketball? (Mistress Christina)

4-4-0

565

The Sparkledammerung (La M. Alana)

3-5-0

592

Proverbial Chickens (Games Mistress)

3-5-0

586

Cinnamon Girl (Cinnamon Girl)

2-6-0

501

Team Dame (Dame of Extra Time)

2-6-0

475

d/n fuck w/ (de)jesus (Metschick)

1-7-0

490

Pam, who we love, has never played fantasy football before this year and she’s dominating this season. Mistress Christina, who also has never played ff before, started out strong the first few weeks of the season but has come back to the pack a little bit. And even though she has left us for a bit Dame of ET, isn’t in last place. Although Metschick shouldn’t fret too much. I have no wins in one of my leagues. I’m convinced the Detriot Lions will get a win before me.

So that’s the state of the league right now. If this continues you’ll be getting a full post of hockey and Rutgers and probably more hockey. I’ll get out updates at the end of the season and during the playoffs so everyone can know who wins. You know, unless I get lazy. And because this post has been devoid of hot NFLers to this point…

7 thoughts on “The Ladies… Fantasy League”

In my defense, my team has been plagued with injury. And the stupid machine drafted me Matt fucking Hasselbeck, whom I promptly got rid of. Also, I have alot of troublemakers on my team who keep getting freaking suspended for games at a time! (I’m talking to you, Larry Johnson) That, and I still have no idea what that W/R position is…

Yeah, well the San Diego defense is killing me. The only week they did well (against the Pats) I benched them. If the Saints hadn’t purposely given them a safety, I think Metschick would have beat me last week.

And Christina, you aren’t alone with the misbehaving. I had Matt Jones (cokehead) and Santonio Holmes (pot).