Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML

erocketship - You may only say "lol" if what you said is funny. Unfortunately, what you said is A) not funny and B) not true. May I suggest you end your future comments with "I'm a raging cockbandit"? That would be much closer to the truth.