There are no other characters as of now, but there may be more to come!

I may reuse bits from my other blogs, just to let everyone know.

Because you're too lazy to think up new bits.Stay out of this, Lithium, I'm trying to write...But you said I could talk to everyone!Yes, after I was done making announcements!Fine. I'll wait.

Well, I wanted to re-introduce a character named Purge from my old blog, but he doesn't seem to be here. I guess I'll introduce him later-Hey there, how's it going? How ya doing?AHHH! Oh wait... Hi Purge.Hey jasen. WHY haven't you updated your blogs in so long???Ask my parents, THEY are the ones who grounded me from TT for six months.Oh Lordy, what did you do???Alot.Yeah, alot.Anyways, how have you been?Lonely. *sigh* Purge, you don't need to freeze me out. I simply wasn't able to get on.Grr.Purge, will you please at least do the fun fact of the day?Is this another bit you stole from your other blogs?Yes. Now be quiet and listen to Purge.The fun fact of the day is... That today is New Year's Eve Eve.Alright. I'll let that go since I haven't seen you for a long time.

Well, I think that's a good enough first update. Thanks for reading this!

Fan mail sent to me on the topic of this blog will be published unless the sender requests otherwise.

Dear journal, I evolved into a Mametchi today. Jasen took me to a bunch of places today, including this place called Sam's. It was a large warehouse store. It had all these people in it and it was so tall! Jasen let me have some of his Icee that he got. It tasted like Coke! But best of all, I went to the Park afterwards, and I met a Violetchi! Me and her hit it off, and we are supposed to meet each other after Jasen gets his lazy butt out of bed tomorrow. So it will probably be tomorrow afternoon.

Lithium thinks I'm lazy. He's the one that weighs 79 Tama pounds.

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Green is for Lithium.Gray is for Purge.

Hi everyone! I'm introducing a new blog bit today. It was made by yours truly, Lithium **Last name withheld**! :)Yes! Finally, I get one of my ideas put into the blog!I wasn't told about this. What's this new blog bit?It's an advice line that you can use to get advice (duh)!Just message me and title the message topic as "Dear Lithium,".Yes, all your questions and my answers will be published here!And there's also another new blog bit I want to introduce, but I'm waiting until next year to introduce that one! >:)Anyways, now it's time for the Fun Fact!Go for it, Purge!The fun fact of the day is that.........Every human's tongue print is different, just like their fingerprints.REALLY? So everything I lick can be traced back to me?Yea, I should tell you, licking flagpoles is against the law.IT'S WHAT?! AHHH!!!! *runs into the other room*Is licking flagpoles really against the law?Naw, I just said it to scare him xD

So, since I probably need to talk to Lithium and tell him it was only a joke, I'm going to end this entry here. See you all later!

Dear journal, today wasn't very interesting. Except that I got to be 99lbs and then Jasen gave me some laxatives. I pooped 8 times!!! It lost me 23 pounds o_o

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Green is for Lithium.Gray is for Purge.

BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEHOh my GOD... WHEN WILL IT STOP???Whenever he decides that there is no reason in saying "Bleh" 5,000 times...Which may be never...You're his dad. Tell him to stop.*sigh* OK... Lithium! That's enough blehing...YOU'RE SUPPRESSING MY PERSONALITY! YOU'RE MEAN TO ME!**Lithium goes to his room**...That was easier than I thought.Well, anyways, the ne-WAIT! WHAT ABOUT LITHIUM'S ADVICE CORNERRRRR???*sigh* There's no mail for your advice corner, Lithium....Wha...?Sorry, maybe tomorrow....JHDSFIUTGDFJKBFGSDJKFGBSDFJBFTHGU!!!!!!!!!... :O

Well... Umm... I'm taking Lithium to the doctor now, so I'll see you all later. Remember, Lithium's Advice Corner is open for questions!

NOTE: I wanted to make this entry longer but my dad is telling me that I must go to bed the same time as my brother. So he's dragging me off to bed right now. Sorry this entry was so short.

Dear journal, Jasen's been acting depressed lately. He says that all teens go through it, but it's hard seeing him so sad... :(

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Green is for Lithium.Gray is for Purge.

And now, it's time for Lithium's Advice Corner, with your host, Lithium!Hi, now let's see our first letter-Um, Lithium? *whisper whisper*WHAT? Again?! D:Yeah. On the last log I made, it took around ten posts before I got any fan mail. Don't take it personally.Well, I guess that's it for Lithium's Advice Corner! See you all again!

And now it's time for the fun fact of the day, with Purge!What's the fun fact for today, Purge?People suck.That's probably the best fact yet.Oh, come on. That's mean.I'm just talking truth, Lithium. People alltogether suck.Mean. Mean mean mean.*sigh* Stop bothering Purge...Make me!OK. You're grounded.Nooo! Please!Muahaha. It always works. >:)...I'm going to run and go bleh now.Oh God.*runs around the house* BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH!!!!!!!AHHHHH!!!!! Make it stop!*Lithium stops blehing and there is a clunk*...Let's see what happened.*walks into Lithium's room and finds him sprawled out on the floor, asleep*...Wow.

Dear journal, Jasen is acting more happy now. At least I can relax a little. He's been pretty proactive about getting my weight down. Oh, and also, today, I went to a new place called the Date Place! I saw that Violetchi that I met at the park a few days ago there... Jasen said it's not time for me to marry yet, though. I asked for her phone number anyways, and we talked for hours! This day couldn't possibly get any better.

~Lithium

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Green is for Lithium.Gray is for Purge.Purple is for Violetchi.

Hey all! My name is Violetchi!Oh, I remember you! Lithium met you on his first trip to the park!You still remember that??? o_oYeah, it's only been a few human days since I saw you.I don't understand how you humans are so slow to grow up... But whatever.Oh, hi! You must be Lithium's GEERRLLFRIEND.Uhh.. Who's this?Pay no mind to him, that's Purge, the pesky Jabberjay. (He's not actually a Jabberjay but he tells secrets like one...)I'm not a Jabberjay! I'm a product of intergenetic experimentation...I still think they put a bit of Jabberjay into you...What's going- Oh... Violetchi?**Lithium's face reddens**And so it begins...Hey Lithium, I wanted to come see you! I haven't seen you since earlier today!Oh, hehe... Nice of you to come here all the way from Paris...(note: Violetchi currently lives in Paris. She has a French accent.)It was no problem really, especially since the ride here was free!Woah! How'd you get a free ride all the way from France?My family lives down here, so I get free plane rides!How long are you staying?For one week.Woah, that's 7 Tama years!This is actually the first time I've came down here. My father said that he would let me, but only this once.Oh... Well, um...So how is your life?Fine, Jasen lost me alot of weight recently.I see that, you are looking fabulous!Hehe... Thanks...Well, I welcome you to America, Violetchi. :)Thank you! I am pleased to be here.Hey, Jabberjay, I need you to go make some Lemonade.Grr. Pink or yellow?Make it pink.Oh, and make some dinner.Dinner? I don't cook!Jabberjay, we have a guest. Now go make something for dinner. There's leftover burgers in the fridge.

OK, so while I get aqquainted with Lithium's girlfriend, I'll see you all later. Bye!

jasen221

Hey everyone! I forgot to update yesterday :P But in the time I was gone, we recieved fan mail!

Love it!Keep up the great work!Also, be sure to not bore everyone by constantly telling everyone the color code, only if new characters come in, i guess.Otherwise, GREAT!

Just to clarify, I paste the color code into every post just in case someone forgets the colors for some reason. That way, they don't have to scroll up to the first post to find it. It's pretty small, so I suggest you just skip over it if it bothers you. But anyways thanks for the fan mail! I appreciate it. :)

Dear journal, I had an awesome day today! I went to the park, and I saw Violetchi! She came home with me, and she asked if she could stay here for the remainder of her time in America! I said yes, but I haven't told Jasen yet... Hopefully he'll understand. Especially since he has a girlfriend and all.

~Lithium

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Green is for Lithium.Gray is for Purge.Purple is for Violetchi.

What's it like in France?Oh, it's much like it is here, but everyone speaks French.Really? Can you tell me something in French?Sure! Comment faites-vous aujourd'hui, au Lithium?What does that mean?It means "How are you doing today, Lithium?"Oh, cool! Jasen knows a little French.**jasen walks in** Oh, hey Lithium! Hi Violetchi!Salut, Jasen, comment ça va? Lithium dit que vous saviez français.I'm sorry, I don't know much French. Only what my girlfriend taught me.Really? Who is your girlfriend?Her name is Alex.Alex? And she knows French?She can speak it fluently.Alright everyone! Dinner is ready!Oh, hi Jabberjay.I am NOT a Jabberjay!!!!Fine. Hi, Purge. I didn't ask you to make dinner yet....Remember two days ago? It took me about that long to get a recipe and gather ingredients.Hmm... What did you cook?I cooked a squid!...You are saying that you went and killed a random squid, brang it back here, cooked it, and didn't make one bit of noise?Yes. Yes I am.Squid is one of my favorite meals! I will gladly try some!o_oo_o**Purge gives Violetchi some squid**This is a meal fit for a queen! **eats it, but then suddenly starts gagging**What? It's good, isn't it?Oh, yes, I'm sorry, I've just never tasted squid this... raw.It's raw squid!Eewwww.Oh, shut up.I'm sorry, I don't eat raw squid.I can make some steak. Who's up for that?Lithium, you can't cook either. Need I speak of the blender fiasco?Oh, right. You go cook.*sighs* Why am I always stuck with cooking?**Jasen leaves**Hey, Purge. Shoo. Leave. Begone.I'm not going anywhere.If you go, I'll let you use my T.V. for an entire week.Hmm. Fine.**Purge leaves**OK. Now, Violetchi. I have to tell you something.Yes, Lithium?I'm going to use Google Translate so I can say it in French. Just a second....

Dear journal, I am so happy! Today, I got married to Violetchi! I found her the first time I went into the date place today! That just proves that we were meant to be. We let Jasen name our future kid, and he said that if it's a boy, it'll be named Cato. If it's a girl, it'll be named Katniss. :)

Violetchi's diary:

Dear diary, I got married to Lithium today~♥! The baby is going to come soon, and I can't wait! :) I have a feeling that it's going to be a boy. I feel so happy right now, but I wonder what Father will say... He doesn't know I'm married yet...

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Green is for Lithium.Gray is for Purge.Purple is for Violetchi.

Lithium. We need to tell Father that we got married.Oh my God. This can't turn out well.Don't worry, it's not going to be a huge ordeal... I think.You think?Come on, Lithium, he's not going to bite your head off or anything...Dad! Violetchi wants you to meet her father!Oh Lord. Should Purge be here too?I don't think that would be a good idea.You're right. Let's call him.Let me talk to him first.**Violetchi dials her dad's phone number and waits**Lithium. Just remember that he can't make you divorce her.Yeah, sure. **sarcasm**Daddy? Are you there?...Yes, I like it in America....Oh, Aunt Shirley still awaits my arrival....I'm going to get there, I just need to tell you something....Daddy, I married Lithium.**Violetchi hands the phone to Lithium**Uhh... Hello, sir.......Yes, I am....No, there is no baby yet....I do plan on having one....Yes, I will....Thank you. Goodbye.**Lithium hangs up the phone**...Awkwardness was awkward. o_oWell, at least that's over.Tell me about it. I thought he was going to reach through the phone and punch Lithium.Yeah...Hey everyone, why does it look like something is happening and I wasn't invited?Oh, hi Purge. Lithium just talked to Violetchi's dad....WHY WASN'T I INVITED FOR THAT? D:I thought it wolud be better if Daddy didn't know you lived with me and Purge.*sigh*... Well. I figured out a fun fact.Which is?Everybody hates Purge.*sigh* No, they don't.Then why am I the Jabberjay?Uggh. The G on my keyboard is screwing up.I'm trying to tell you my feelings!Who wants to watch a movie?Me!

jasen221

Hi everyone! Lithium is a daddy! His baby is a little Nokotchi named Katniss. Alright, that's enough of that. Anyways, time for Lithium's Advice Corner! Our first and only letter is from Kajah995. Kajah writes...

Dear Lithium:So, how are you?My question is:Do you like your baby? Or do you find it a pain?

Daddy doesn't find me a pain. Because I am the cutest baby in the world, and DON'T YOU FORGET IT, KAJAH995!Umm... I guess that answers your question, Kajah995!

Dear journal, I had the most wonderful day today! My daughter was born, and my life on Earth is coming to a quick end. To leave Katniss here with my old caretaker, Jasen. I'm certain he will take good care of her. I mean, look at me, I'm a perfect care character! I will miss Katniss though...

Violetchi's diary:

Dear diary, my little baby was born today! ♥ She's the cutest baby in the world (AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!) I'm so excited, because Lithium said he's taking me for a trip tomorrow night. Although I'm not sure, I hear it's a tradition for Tamagotchis who live on Earth to leave their young with their caretakers. So I might be leaving Katniss here, all alone... I'm not sure if I could do that...

Katniss's diary:

Dear diary, my name is Katniss **last name witheld**. I am 0 years old. I am currently living in Jasen's home. I don't know why, but earlier, Daddy said something about him leaving while I wasn't in the room! D: Are they going to leave me here? :< IDK but at least I'm still the CUTEST!! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Green is for Lithium.Gray is for Purge.Purple is for Violetchi.Pink is for Katniss.

UGGH... When will it STOP....*nagnagnagi'mthecutestbabyintheworldnagnagnag***Well Purge, you were the one who told her she wasn't cute.SHUT UP!!! BOTH OF YOU! **continues nagging**Lithium! Your child is nagging us again!!!(from a distance) Katniss, we've talked about this!BUT THEY'RE MEAN TO ME!!!Jeez, you're even worse than I was at your age...MOMMA!What is it, Katniss?DADDY AND PURGE AND JASEN ARE BEING MEAN TO ME!!!Uggh... Katniss, are you sure you weren't nagging them again?Umm... Nope. Not at all.Katniss. Please try to be more respectful of other people's hearing.Grr... Fine.Alright, now how about some ice cream?YAY! ICE CWEAM!**Violetchi and Katniss leave to get some ice cream**You know, ice cream sounds really good right now. See ya later.**Lithium leaves to get some ice cream**Uggh... Purge, can you still hear out of both ears?Yeah, I can hear just fine. She may be little, but she can yell so loud it's like an airplane... o_oOr a blue whale.I bet Lithium and Violetchi are DIEING to leave right this second.Yeah, after she's left here with me, she's not their problem anymore.Let's trade souls with them.OK, that's a little mean. Katniss is going to be here for at least another 7 days. Let's make it her best days.Hmm... OK. I guess she deserves it, with us being such tattletales all day.She certainly got her loud voice from Lithium. Lithium was a very... loud baby.Hopefully she'll outgrow it.Lithium didn't outgrow it, just look at the last entry! xDWHAT'S GOING ON?Oh, hi Lithium...ARE YOU TALKING? ABOUT ME???Oh crap... RUN!!!**Jasen and Purge run for their lives**

Well, while me and Purge dodge an angry Lithium, I guess I should call it a day on the blog entry. xD

Dear diary, Jasen finally updated his blog today!!! I was wondering how long that would take... Anyways, I've outgrown my brattiness (Yeah sure.). I evolved into a Tamatchi, then into Chuchutchi, and yet again into Marotchi. I currently do not have a boyfriend, but I am looking for one. Purge seems to have a crush on me. That's a little weird, considering he's like 22 human years old... o_o

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Gray is for Purge.Pink is for Katniss.

So, tell me more about this Date place.It's where Tamagotchis go to date and get married.That seems heavenly! When can I go?*sigh* When you're six.Six??? That's two days away, I can't wait that long!You don't have to, you know. Go away.**Purge leaves**Jeez, he's been all over me lately...He's kind of a tease. He dated one of my old Tamagotchis named Sonya.Well, that must have been complicated...Oh, tell me about it. I'm pretty sure he had a crush on your mom.Ew... Ew ew ew ew....OK, I get the message. I'll stop.The house seems so empty since mom and dad left...Yeah, we need a new character.**Purge walks in**Oh God... ¬_¬Hey Jasen, my brother is flying in from South Dakota. I told him he could stay here.Purge! I told you to consult me before inviting people over...Sorry. I was just being kind.Grr. What's he like?Well, he's actually my stepbrother, but we act like we're real brothers.Oh, what's his name?Jerrie.Did he undergo the same genetic experimentation you did?It's called intergenetic experimentation... And no. He's human.Oh, where's he sleeping?I assumed you had an extra bed.*sigh*... Fine. But only because he's your brother.Thanks.Hopefully he's not as much of a tease as you are, Purge.Umm.Oh my God. Jasen, I'm going to Aunt Rena's until Jerrie leaves.Oh, come on Katniss... It's not like they're going to be around you all the time... Purge and Jerrie are going to be out most of the time. Right, Purge?Uggh... Fine. Yes. Whatever.OK. Now that that's settled, let's all go watch Family Guy.Fine, as long as I don't have to sit next to him.Hey!

Purge is such a flirt. xD Well, since we are all watching Family Guy, I think it's time we bid you all farewell.-Jasen-Purge-Katniss

Dear diary, I am so happy! I'm so lucky to have Jerrie as my boyfriend... I met him two days ago and he is so nice! <3 He's nothing like his stepbrother, which strangely, I'm OK with. o_o Jerrie and me are going to get married... Oooo, I can't wait!!!! ^-^

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Gray is for Purge.Pink is for Katniss.Red is for Jerrie.

Hi, everyone! I'm Jerrie! :)We would have updated sooner, but Jasen was a little... broken up over things.At least they all know that you're mine now, Jerrie. <3I just realized something...Which is?You're a Tamagotchi!!! Did you undergo... Intergenetic experimentation?Yes, and mine turned me into an actual Tamagotchi.I'm a mix, OK?Well, I am... A Shimashimatchi. >:)Oh, shut up.No one even knows what you like.Imagine a mix between a Kutchipatchi, Mametchi, and a Gozarutchi.Wow.OK, break it up.I know they're only jealous of each other because of me. :)There's still some of that bratty little girl in her. xDHey. You. Jasen. Shut up.Whatev.

I'm sorry this update was so short. I promise all of you more frequent and longer updates in the future. I'm just... Really sad about my cat. :(

*sigh* D-dear diary... Jerrie left me today... He said he wasn't going to be with an old hag like me... *sniff* I guess I'll have to find someone else... But how will I? I can't... I guess I'll be alone forever... *cries*

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Gray is for Purge.Pink is for Katniss.

How long has she been crying?I don't even know... I just want it to STOP... o_oHere, I'll try to talk to her.**Purge walks into Katniss's room**GET OUT!!!**Purge runs out and slams the door shut**I think my ears are bleeding...We just need to give her time. It'll probably be a while before she wants to talk.In the meantime, let's do the Fun Fact of the Day!OK. What's today's fun fact?You suck at Mario Kart 7, Jasen!Shut it. Just because I can't get three stars on the 150cc Mushroom cup doesn't mean I suck.Yeah, sure.I have all three star markings on 50cc and 100cc! I have two stars or higher on the rest!You don't even have any trophies for the mirror class.It's hard! D:There are some people who have all three star rankings on all the cups.Shut up. I'm a good racer but I'm just having a bad day today.Suuure. I'll believe that when the psychiatrist says it.Oh, I give up! ¬_¬Dad. Can I talk to you?Sure, Katniss. Purge. Begone.Urgh. Fine. >_<What is it, Katniss?I... I'm going to have an egg.Wait, WHAT?I'm going to have an egg.Jerrie's?Yes. I'm so sorry...It's fine. We just need to get ready for your egg to come.It'll be a few days...Good. That gives us time to prepare.D-do you think I'll ever be able to fall in love again?I hope you will. You need someone else by your side through all of this.I don't want to tell Purge.Alright. He won't know anything.*knock, knock*I'll get it.Hey, Katniss! I've come back for you!...Jerrie. We need to have a long, long talk. Outside.Oh no...Purge, turn up the music! No one needs to hear this!OK!**Jasen goes outside with Jerrie**Well, Jerrie. Looks like Katniss is about to have an egg.W-what?I'm gonna kick your butt!GET HIM, DAD!**Jasen starts kicking Jerrie's butt**OW! OW! OW! OW!

Dear diary, my baby was born today... Jerrie was OK, but he has a few broken bones. I'm so happy that Dad kicked his butt. Now he won't ever be able to see his baby and it's his fault. ^-^ I'll never find love again, however I'm OK with that. Jerrie will die when I do, so he doesn't have much time left. At least we'll be going to opposite places. ^-^

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Gray is for Purge.Pink is for Katniss.Yellow is for Alexander.

Tell me why Alexander gets to do the Fun Fact again?Because today is his birthday. :)SHUT UP!!! I WANNA DO THE FUN FACT NAO!!!Jeez. Go ahead.JASEN LIKES MADONNA!!!... -.- No, Alexander. I don't.You said you liked one of her songs.Yea. Express Yourself.IT'S SO GAY.Alexander, please don't start using that as an insult. It's rude.To who? You?OK, Alexander. That's enough.Meh. Fine, mommy.He's just like his father. ¬_¬Tell me who my daddy is!!!You won't like him, Alexander. I promise.But...Trust me, Alexander. He is not nice.-.-Anyways, Purge, let's show them the secret project we've been hiding.TELL ME THE SECRET!!!-.--.--.-**Purge rolls out a big machine**This is the advice machine. Its color is purple.I WANNA TRY.Bleep bloop. What is your question. Bleep blop.WHO IS MY DADDY?Blop bleep. Curiosity salted the snail. Bleep bloop.GRR.Calm down, Alexander. It might be good to have this thing around.Blop bloop. Thank you for your compliment. Bleep blop.I swear to the Tamagotchi King that I WILL DESTROY YOU, ADVICE BOT!!!Bleep bloop. Whatever. Blop bleep.Let's put this thing up... I don't think Alexander likes it...YOU THINK???**Jasen and Purge roll the machine back into the closet**So, now that that's over, let's all go to TamaTown! :DWe can't. It's been down for months.Oh. Yeah. I wonder when it'll come back on.Who knows... It's been so long since it went down.Yeah. Well now our after-update plans are blown. What now?We could all go on chat and talk to people.Wow. that sounds really great, Purge. Let's do that. >:)LET'S SPAM THE CHAT WHILE WE'RE THEREOK, calm down...MEH. Fine.

jasen221

Hi everyone. I'm so sorry for not posting in so long xD My cat died a few months ago so I was a little torn up over that ;u; But anyways, I had deactivated Katniss and Alexander. I started a V4.5 about two days ago. And now I have him here. His name is Evan. ^-^

Evan's journal:Dear journal, today is my third day. Yesterday, I was on chat with Dad, and they couldn't guess my first name! >:D I hate my first name so much. It's because I'm allergic to dandelions and that's what my dad named me after. I'll probably write it somewhere secret in this log entry. Anyways, the stupid dumb robber came yesterday and took a bunch of my points! Grr, what is wrong with Tamagotchis today? Thinking it's okay to steal other people's money??? Well... At least I still have over 10,000 left. And the King told me to go to TamaTown because we donated a lot of money. I wonder what will happen. I'll probably beg dad to take me after his log entry is complete.

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Grey is for Purge.Gold is for Evan.

Jasen, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Umm... Well, at least I came back!Are you kidding? I've been waiting here since January 23rd!Hi!Who's the funny looking Mametchi?I'm Evan, and I am NOT funny looking! I'm an Ura Young Mametchi. Teehee!...Did I just hear you say "Teehee"?Yes! Teehee!Oh... You have a girlfriend?Nope....Boyfriend?Ew. No. I'm straight.Hm. Okay.What?Okay, I think you two should stop talking before this results in a fight... Purge, the fun fact?The fun fact of the day is... Jasen likes Madonna.-.- I DENY.Orly? Let's go through your music library. Hmm... Like a Virgin, Vogue, Rescue Me, Ray Of Light, Express Yourself... All by Madonna.That's only five songs.Five is still a number.So is zero. ^-^Dad, I want to go to Tama Town.Not right now. Me and Purge are fighting.Jasen also likes Lady Gaga!Now that, I will not deny.o.oOh, stop staring at me.Whatever.You do realize that everyone here knows that I'm gay, right? I'm MARRIED to Germany.Wait, what?Oh wait. I forgot to tell you.Ooo, someone's shocked! Teehee!Meh, I'm not really that surprised. It's not a prob.Ah, that's good. I love how this entire entry pretty much is all about homosexuality. xDWell not anymore because I'm going to tell them what happened at Tama Town yesterday.Wait, you mean... Oh God.Well, me and Jasen were going through Tama Town, and we noticed that the school was open. I hadn't told dad it was my school, and he walked in while singing Like a Virgin. We walked into my classroom and I was about to tell him that he probably shouldn't be singing that song, when Mr. Turtle came over to me and asked what my dad was singing. He stopped when he realized that Mr Turtle knew my name and was likely my teacher. But that wasn't the funniest part. Dad said he was singing Madonna, and Mr. Turtle started to get scared and backed away. We pretty much left after that.Oh yeah, I remember that. Funniest Monday ever. xDAfter that, me and Jasen got 9,900gp on ring toss!That was like, an awesome moment for me. xDYeah, and the King wanted to see us in his palace... I wonder what will happen?I don't know, but I'll take it. xDHey Jasen, I have a welcome back gift for you.Oh God.**Purge gives Jasen a box**A box. Does it contain PASTAAA!!!?Ew, you're STILL into that pasta meme?**Jasen opens the box to reveal a snake**OH GOD **drops the box**Haha! It's not poisonous!It's... It's a Coral Snake!No, it's a milk snake.Wait... The old saying... How does it go?"Red to yellow, kill a fellow. Red to black, venom lack."And HOW are the bands of that snake touching?It goes red, yellow, black... Wait... RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Well, while we deal with this problem, I will see you all later. xD

Please excuse me if the colors are messing up. I'll fix it as soon as I can if there are any errors.

Evan's journal:Dear journal, I grew into an Ura Mametchi today! Teehee! I also keep seeing Purge look at me funny... Could he be gay or something? Meh, I don't know. He says he's not, so I'll probably just leave it there. Teehee!

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Grey is for Purge.Gold is for Evan.

No, Evan, I'm not gay!What's up here?Evan keeps accusing me of being gay...Evan, please. Purge likes girls.I'm infertile anyways. Intergenetic experimentation put me out of business.Oh. Sorry. Teehee!He keeps giggling like that at me...He giggles at everyone. xDTeehee!...You know, I think we should go out to the park.Yes, that would be a great idea.**everyone goes to the park**Ah, this is nice. I think everyone needed this.Daaad! There's something here!Evan? What's up?It's this! Teehee!**Evan holds up a white rock with blue crystals in it**Woah... That looks valuable...Where did you find that?I found it in the cave over there!Wait... What? There's no caves for miles here! o.oNot true. Come along. Teehee!**Evan and the others walk over to a large opening in the ground**OK... I have two questions... First, how did you get down there and back up so fast?It floated me down with magic....Mhm. Yeah... And where inside did you find that stone?On top of a pedestal, being guarded by magic. Teehee!...Evan, if it's on top of a pedestal being guarded by magic, you don't touch it!I've only been alive for three days, how am I supposed to know that?OK, take me down inside the cave. I need to see this pedestal.Alright, the magic word was...Fraglemog! Teehee!What in heck?Look, you're lifting up!Wait... I am! Purge?I'm going up too... We're being pulled into this cave...Teehee! The pedestal was this way!

**meanwhile, in a different universe...**Sir Mackley, we have just gotten word of something....What is it?Someone has removed the Sunquest stone from the pedestal.You can't be serious.I am, Sir. We can invade any time you like.Lovely... **evil laugh**

Well... I was getting bored writing this blog already, so I decided to spice it up a little. Adding more of a main story will probably help my writing as well as be more entertaining. But now I'm ending this entry. So... Peace out. 8D

Evan's journal:Dear journal, I like a girl. Her name is Daisy, and she's a Violetchi. <3 I met her at work (I'm a country singer, teehee!) and she's a serious country girl. Thick Southern drawl, the whole nine miles. She's one heck of a singer. :D And that rock I found... It's glowing really weird lately... It occasionally talks, and threats the end of the Internet. I haven't told daddy about the rock though. Hopefully it's some prank by the mean Tamagotchis.

Color code:Blue is for me. (jasen221)Grey is for Purge.Gold is for Evan.Orange is for Daisy.

DAD! THE ROCK IS TALKING!**sighs** I told you not to take it off of the pedestal **continuously nags**OK I GET IT. But still. It talks about Sir Mackley coming to take over the Internet.Evan, it's probably some prank by someone. Or maybe your imagination is taking over again.Nooo! It's not my imagination!OK, Evan, I think I'm going to go now...Wait... Daisy, Dad, come along.This better be good.**everyone walks into Evan's room where the stone is simply sitting on Evan's desk, emitting a light glow**OK, so, what are we supposed to be looking at there?Dad, listen!**goes over and listens to the rock**...There's nothing odd about this rock except the glow.Lovely. You can't hear it either.Evan, I gotta get home. I need to practice my guitar.Oh... Bye Daisy...Bye Evan. I'll talk to you later.**Daisy leaves**OK, son, first lesson on girls... Never act like you're batspit crazy around them....But I am batspit crazy! D:Sorry to break it to you Evan, but Jasen is right on this one.But... Butbutbut ;n;Girls that think you are crazy will only date you if they're also crazy.Oh... Well now at least I know she's not crazy. |D*sigh* Evan, you still have a lot to learn about females... xD