Results for "getting freaky-deaky"

This is a chart created using P0rnhub's anal-ytics showing what men versus women search for most often (links to P0rnhub's article with an even further breakdown that you might not want to click on since it is hosted on their main site). I learned a lot. Mostly that thinking ... / Continue →

Picture related: looks like she forgot something.
A 38-year old Scottish woman recently had a five-inch vibrator (possibly just a dildo, but five inches seems sad for a dildo) removed from her vagina after forgetting it was in there after a drunken night of kinking ten years p... / Continue →

This is a video of a group performing the Pokemon theme song in the style of a 90's R&B slow jam. It's sultry. The kind of song you and a lover could take each other's clothes off to. Or, if you're like me, the kind of song you could fumble around with a bra clasp to for a m... / Continue →

My ceiling fan has the same remote!
Meet the $160 We-Vibe 4 couples vibrator. It provides stimulation for both the man and woman during sex. Basically, the vibrating part that looks like a little squid head goes inside, while the part that looks like a Wii nunchuck rests out... / Continue →

Because the world is chock-full of nerdy perverts, the folks over at Wood Rocket (of Spongebob Squarepants p0rn parody fame) have created a series of Game of Thrones p0rnos called Game of Bones (what else?). You can actually watch the scenes (there's five so far) for free at t... / Continue →

Because we were determined to be number one at something, the US is the largest p0rn hoster in the world, accounting for 60% of all the boobs and penises on the internet -- some 428-million pages worth. That...is a lot of privates. And I've probably only seen a quarter of the... / Continue →

In a recent survey, 9 out of 10 women agreed, I'm not attractive. The other woman was my mom. Enter Tefina, a new drug that may increase a woman's libido and which I will probably utilize to develop a new cologne that makes me irresistible to the ladies (and hopefully not wol... / Continue →

This is the Mood Rocking Bed from Fab. It's a real bed, and they're available from $2,835 (for a full) to $ 3,665 (for a king). They also sell a twin for $1,665, but come on, nobody's sleeping in a twin. "What about kids?" They don't need $1,700 beds, that's what. I slept ... / Continue →