SCOOBIE, DOOBIE, DOOBIE, I WANT BIGGER BOOBIES

Once there was a girl who wanted larger breasts. So one day she went to see her doctor, Dr. Smith. Dr. Smith told her to rub her breasts and repeat the following: SCOOBIE, DOOBIE, DOOBIE, I WANT BIGGER BOOBIES. One day she was running late and decided to do her excercises on the bus when a guy came up to her and asked if she was a patient of Dr. Smith’s. To which she replied: Yes how did you know?. He replied with one hand in his pocket: HICKERY DICKERY DOC!