D'awwww shucks. Big thanks to the ones that said they'd like to hang with me. If you guys are ever in the Alabama area, drinks are on me!

Hey PH, can I ask something out of the ordinary?

When I die (or the aliens come back for me) will you do my eulogy? I have a feeling that you'd be able to write the funniest thing possible and by the end of it, everyone would be laughing so hard that they'd have forgotten why they all assembled in such massive numbers and why everyone is color coordinated... That, or they would be so offended that they'd be pissed at you instead of sad over my vanishing