"Day Off, a Boss's Perspective"

So, you want the day off?

Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year
available for work. There are 52 weeks a year in which you already get 2
days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend
16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving 1
days available. You spend 30 minutes a day on a coffee break. That
accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With one
Hour for lunch period each day you use up another 46 days, leaving only
22 days available to work. You normally spend 2 days a year for sick leave.
This leaves you only 20 days available for work. We are off for 5 holidays
per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously
give you 2 weeks off for vacation per year. This only leaves 1 day
available for work.