What happens when an infamous theater director is found dead and everyone is suspect? Albuquerque’s own legendary drag troupe The Dolls want to take you on a ride to find out just whodunit. Set in the 1930s on a train that surrealistically has stops including the Orient, Europe and New Mexico, Murder on the Rail Runner is a lively parody of classic murder mysteries. Detective Jessica Fletcher Magnum Cluerot must deduce if the culprit is the countess, the princess or any of the other wacky passengers on board. She’s in for quite the challenge. Murder on the Rail Runner takes the stage at 8pm on Fridays and Saturdays and 2pm on Sundays at the Aux Dog Theatre (3011 Monte Vista NE) from Sept. 6 through 22. All tickets, including a special Saturday performance on Sept. 14 at the Wheels Museum in Barelas (1100 Second Street SW), are $15. Mature audiences please: The production features intrigue, sexual situations and racy humor—everything you've come to expect from The Dolls. (Julian Wolf)