Is that what I think it is?

Last night, Mom, Dad and I were watching TV. Mom kept getting a whiff of stinky litter box which was strange because the litter box was clean and is on the other end of the house, in the bathroom. She looked under the throw pillow, on the floor, on the end table….nothing. Jamison had just been kneading her blanket so she thought maybe he tracked the stink on his paws.

About an hour later, Mom went to close the blinds and she saw something on top of the “Dad’s” couch.

“What in the….?!?!?!?”

The cat pooped on top of the couch! HE POOPED….ON THE COUCH!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Since it was just a little bit, Mom thinks he had an accident and it “fell out”. ROFL!

Noodle, I don’t even know what to say about this. Well, maybe I do, since I am seldom at a loss for words. In fact, 2 things:
1. Did you grab the opportunity and eat it? (or is it not the same without litter attached?)
2. Do you want to come live with me? No cats pooping in my house.
❤

I understand. We do want both our Moms to be happy. I have never had the opportunity for this particular delicacy, but it does sound better with sprinkles. I keep asking, and Mom keeps saying Dad is allergic to cats. I think it is just an excuse.

Uhoh…….in my house we call those “CLING-ONS” (like Star Trek only spelled differently?!)………..sometimes when we kitties poop something CLINGS on our floofy butts and drops off at an inconvenient time in an inconvenient location. Swell huh?

Hahaha!! I’m with one spoiled cat above… Definitely a cling-on. You might have to revise your penchant for sprinkles in your car poop, Noodle… Look at cling-ons like meatballs in angel hair pasta! What more could a pup ask for?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Thiss has happened to mee Noodle an LadyMum iss allways there with a wipe to ‘make sure’ all iss cleen 😉
At leest when mee did have sum trubble it was on thee bathroom floor not thee couch!
Iss Jamieson reemorefull??? Mew mew mew….
If you need a brake come on over here; mee purromisess to NOT poop on thee couch or chair!!!!
***nose bumpss*** Siddhartha Henry xxx

[…] Hehehehe – I’m funny! Mom realized after she got home that she should have gotten this tank top for Jamison because he IS trouble and, believe it or not, he likes wearing tank tops. He used to have one that said, “I’m on the list” but Mom can’t find it anywhere. Oh well…he’d probably just poop on it anyway (If you don’t understand that joke, see: Is that what I think it is?) […]