we ruin your enemy's day by sending

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We at RuinDays.com believe that anyone that has ever wronged you should pay. We discreetly and 100% anonymously package the most annoying things possible to receive through mail, and ship them to your worst enemies, in an effort to ruin their day.

Glitter is the worst creation of mankind. It gets f*@king everywhere and is extremely frustrating. What better way to ruin someone's day than send them an envelope full of glitter! The glitter is hidden inside a folded note for maximum day ruinage.

How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of dicks. Simple as that. There is no coming back from that. And now you can physically ship someone a bag of edible dicks. This one comes with a note. What does it say? Eat a bag of dicks.

How many dicks is in the package?

It weighs 6 ounces. Let's say about 30 jelly micropenises in and around your mouth.

Can you leave out the note?

Sorry, all dicks come with the "Eat a Bag of Dicks" note.

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Whose day should I ruin?

Your Boss

Send your boss, that scheduled you for a double shift on your birthday, lovely glitter everywhere envelope to get all over his keyboard.

An EX

Send your ex, that fucked your best friend, a piece of shit because (s)he shit in your heart.