Well, at least they have universal health care because this is going to make everyone throw the fuck up and chop off their noses.

It’s hard enough imagining trying to eat Pizza Hut these days, no matter how amazing Aaron Rodgers looks in those goddamn commercials. Granted, if Rodgers really does love Pizza Hut as much as his sweet, sweet acting in those ads seem to lead on, then I will take 100 of these little bottles and bathe in their juices.