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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

"A Padded Bathing Suit"

Harry Wesley Coover Jr., known as the inventor of Super Glue, has died at the age of 94. I wonder how the funeral home is going to keep the casket shut.

Women’s rights activists in Saudi Arabia are angry that women continue to be denied the right to vote. Women in Saudi Arabia are furious, while men in Saudi Arabia still think that's the funniest thing they've ever heard.

A Pennsylvania zoo euthanized one of the oldest lions in the US due to age-related ailments. Oh man, who's gonna scream in that circle before all those classic movies?

A woman who practices Wicca and works for the TSA in New York has been fired after a co-worker says she was casting spells on employees. You know you are messed up when the TSA calls your rituals out of line.

A New York jeweler is suing Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant for $246,000 in jewelry he hasn’t paid for. The only kind of jewelry that this guy doesn't have is a Super Bowl ring.

Advertising at movie theaters jumped 13% in 2010. Also jumping 13%: people that don't care about the advertisements at movie theaters.

Abercrombie and Fitch are being criticized for featuring a padded bathing suit top for seven year old girls. Even worse, this item is being sponsored by Myspace.