I stumbled on the blog “S is for Snail” because there was a picture of a snail ukulele. It’s complete with antennae — or I guess it’s the eyestalk instead of headstock.

The blog itself, devoted to most things snail, has some interesting features. Move your cursor over the grass at the top, for instance.

But I couldn’t believe there was really a ukulele shaped like a snail. Does one play it slow? Only play slow songs on it? How does it sound? Do you feel sluggish playing?

Snail comes in baritone or tenor speeds (yes, I know) and is being sold on Etsy for $800. Celentano Woodworks also makes the apple, pear, and avocado ukulele. You’ve probably also seen Luna’s Dolphin and Kala’s Kiwi and Watermelon ukes.