Brock Lesnar: Real cute! REAL FUCKING CUTE! Hey, why don't you come down here and try to make me shut up?! I DARE YOU! Lace up your brassiere, stitch a set over your labia and come down here and MAKE me shut up!

*Lesnar impatiently taps his foot*

Brock Lesnar: Well?! I'm waiting, bitch! You gonna do it or are you going to talk more smack to me on Twitter like the cowardly punk you are?!

Brock Lesnar: Real cute! REAL FUCKING CUTE! Hey, why don't you come down here and try to make me shut up?! I DARE YOU! Lace up your brassiere, stitch a set over your labia and come down here and MAKE me shut up!

*Lesnar impatiently taps his foot*

Brock Lesnar: Well?! I'm waiting, bitch! You gonna do it or are you going to talk more smack to me on Twitter like the cowardly punk you are?!

Jericho: It's very refreshing knowing that I will never have to face CM Punk again for the WWE Championship during my reign. It's, I don't know, liberating, knowing that I am the undisputed best in the world.
It's also very reassuring knowing that Austin Aries is my next opponent, because I have no problem in beating him one, two three in the middle of a WWE ring..

OOC: When is the next show here? Seems like it's been ages since I got my last promo request for here

Brock Lesnar: You know, if you keep dodging me, you'll eventually have to vacate your championship so go ahead, keep ducking me. Just know that when you and I are in the ring again, your reign as champion isn't going to be the only thing that ends for you.