Bad Luck I have to tell a story – about a man Never in the mood – to change his life Nobody wants to help him – as he spirals down But one day the wrong decision – hit him overnight No more cocktail parties – champagne's run dry No company take-overs – stock markets high No more hand-jobs in the boardroom – sex is history And no saunas, no jacuzzis – the penalties you'll reap At last he realized – he did it wrong Messed big time everywhere – double-dealing lies He's going down on his bad luck – his just deserts He's going down on his bad luck – what he deserved His old man told him always – listen son It's a two-way street to fortune – you gotta hit and run Don't forget the mirror – look who's behind And don't you come up crying – when it's faster coming down At last he realized – he did it wrong Messed big time everywhere – double-dealing lies He's going down on his bad luck – his just deserts He's going down on his bad luck – what he deserved He's going down on his bad luck – it's his time He's going down on his bad luck – can't rewind Do you get the story – you know this man Have you learned a lesson – do you understand When all you got is crystal – you shouldn't cast a stone So be careful when you go up – 'cause you'll meet them coming down He's going down on his bad luck – his just deserts He's going down on his bad luck – what he deserved He's going down on his bad luck – it's his time He's going down on his bad luck – can't rewind