Friday, October 13, 2006

Friday with Fred the Cat and the Mystery Continues

Yesterday it seems that Senator Ted Stevens got some part of his anatomy stuck in one of the internets' tubes and wrecked Blogger for a while.

Since I couldn’t read any of your sites until this problem was fixed, I took my camera in hand and decided to see what Fred the Cat might be up to.

I sneaked up on him and took this shot. Now you can see his face but something more. Notice that little green and gold thing attached to his collar. What, in his line of work, do you suppose that is used for?

It's a Foley detector. Even Fred is worried about this shit. Fred will not give up the backside without a fight! Poor Fred. His high tech equipment might have picked up on something and he is on high alert!

It unlocks the magnetic kitty door that lets him travel freely in many dimensions. You can see by his beautiful eyes that he is really far away, even though in this dimension he appears to actually be here.

My first thought was death pill...so he wouldn't be taken to Gitmo for the special treatment...but on reflection...I believe he holds the deciding ultimate vote when the election is so close (after they've cheated of course) and ol' Fred the Cat will saunter in and give them the striking blow of democracy and save the day for us all. Or...it's birth control for those nights o' rovin'!

Hey PoP....it's his divining device.....and it wants to know what's up with you and the Crawfordlist? Please don't tell it that something as small as no avatars has kept you away.....a great Republican Bashing Machine such as yourself wouldn't let something like that get you down.We're having great conversations about Grits and Tamales.....

What a gorgeous cat he is. I was thinking it could be a small bottle of fingernail polish. You never know when a run in hose might occur, but on closer viewing, it might also be a police whistle. He might have to chase bad birds, or bad dogs. In the end, I wondered, too, if it might have some belltype sound to it, to alert everyone that it's time for church. What a great cat!