Stephen Colbert Moderated a Debate Between Trump and His Greatest Opponent

As the primaries draw closer, the Republican candidates are working hard to paint bold contrasts between one another. This leads to heated debates among the presidential hopefuls, but no rivalry is hotter than the one between Donald Trump, and his primary opponent, Donald Trump. Now, Donald Trump thinks the people of Iowa are stupid. But his opponent, Donald Trump, loves Iowa. When it comes to Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump thinks she was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the United States, while Donald Trump thinks she's a terrific woman. Finally, on who would be in each candidate's potential cabinet: Donald Trump will have great people you've never heard of, and Donald Trump will gently hold Grimace, the purple mascot thing from McDonald's. We can at least say that they're both idiots. And thanks to Stephen Colbert for moderating this debate that points out just how horrible of a memory Donald Trump and his supporters have.