This is the first time in months that something on this site to actually make me laugh out loud. I can just imagine the damn turd floating in space, every denying it's theirs like a fart in an elevator.
What if they made a game out of it, trying to knock it back and forth between each other. A friendly game of floating Hot Poturdo. If they did it over a net, it'd be ***********. Put some music to it and it'd be something like Musical *******.