Previously on The Koch Brothers Mystery Show...

Holy hounds of Houdini! It’s another Koch Brothers (Glaring Absence From the) Election Special! Each week, we take an in-depth look at how our boy wonders the Koch Brothers are manipulating key swing states to keep things profitably hunky-dory. This week: Wisconsin, land of cheese and water slides. Plus, listener mail and a look at the Colin Powell email hack!

Great Timothy’s whiskers! Faced with a ballot of bipartisan baloney, it looks like our heroes, Chuck and Davey Koch, have decided to sit out the presidential race! But that won’t stop the Koch Brothers Mystery Show! We’ll be bringing you special weekly episodes to keep you up-to-date on the election. Plus: an in-depth look at how our boy wonders the Koch Brothers are manipulating key swing states to keep things profitably hunky-dory. Hang on to your hats, Koch fiends!

It’s a very special episode of The Koch Brothers Mystery Show, live from Cards Against Humanity in Chicago! With Chuck and Davey’s dream of athletic glory in the Three-Legged Presidential Primaries dashed, they’ll be forced to visit a mysterious South American land in search of gold medals and silver linings! Will they succeed? Will they be robbed at gunpoint? Will it be an elaborate cover-story for pissing on a gas station and harassing its owner? Find out on… The Koch Brothers Mystery Show!

It’s the thrilling conclusion of Episode 12: The Curse of the Collegiate Calamity! Chuck and Davey’s precious propaganda campus, George Mason University, has been over-run by social justice warriors! When they witness the premeditated pyrotechnic passing of one of George Mason’s most pompous professors, they’ll quickly find that this conspiracy is… out of this world!

The lunatic liberals are at it again, waging war on the Koch Brothers’ beloved re-education campus: George Mason University! It looks like Chuck and Davey are going back to school, this time to do battle with an army of social justice warriors hell-bent on de-funding our heroes and countering the Koch choke-hold on collegiate curriculums!

It’s the thrilling conclusion of Episode 11: The Precarious Peril of the Public Parks! In the land rights utopia of Never-Ever-Federal Land, Chuck and Davey are quickly finding that it’s more haunt than jaunt! Can they escape the dastardly roughrider Teddy Roosevelt before the National Parks system extends its icy grip around the neck of freedom?