‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ TV Recap: Big Girls Wear Lace-Ups

By

Aaron Jaffe

Aug 14, 2013 10:20 pm ET

This week’s episode was all about commitment: June and Sugar Bear prepare for their ceremony (somewhat committed); most of the family tries to lose weight for the big day (not very committed) and TLC adds nausea to the bodily function Holy Trinity of passing gas, sneezing and throat-clearing (full-on committed).

Act one begins with June complaining about all the tasks that need to be done, showing her checklist and saying “one down, 55,000 to go” after she calls to price Porta-Potties. Then, it’s dress-shopping time, where June parades in front of the girls while they rate “The Renee” (ai’ght), “The Duchess” (worst) and “The Genevieve” (best). June shows a distaste for white dresses, adding that “it’s not a true wedding. Also, I’m not pure.”

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