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1) Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in
the
refrigerator?
Because when she kept it in the
freezer it took
too much skin off.

2) Patient: "Nurse, I just swallowed my
pillow!"
Nurse: "How do you feel?"
Patient: "A little down in the
mouth"

3) You know you are a nurse when
discussing
dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems
perfectly
normal.
You know you are a nurse when you
compliment a
complete stranger on his veins.
You know you are a nurse when you
find yourself
betting on someone's alcohol level.
You know you are a nurse when you
know that K-Y
jelly is optional.