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All posts for the day May 21st, 2010

I’ve had my share of partying hard. People who only met me in the past 10 years probably wouldn’t believe how wild I was back in college and during my early days in RX. I guess that’s why I’m such a good boy now, because my body is now asking for retribution after all the abuse I put it through. No more drunken nights that I remember nothing of the next day, no more going straight to boardwork still groggy without sleep, no more.

May 12, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Partied Too Hard – Sent in by: Alexa

Stiv0 – If you wake up naked the next morning in bed with your 40-year-old spinster neighbor wearing your shirt. And when you ask her: “What are you doing here?” She answers: “Because this is my house. Yours is next door.”

Rvincent – If you go to a party as Danilo, and you leave as “Danica”.

No name – If while peeing, you think: “Ang lamig naman sa C.R. na ‘to!” Then you realize you’re peeing in the fridge.

Big Poppa – If you wake up with a wad of cash in your hand and with a sore behind.

No name – If you’re walking home late at night, and everytime kumidlat, ngumingiti ka, kasi feeling mo, “picture picture!”

Boknoi – If you’re having a hard time heating your dinner in the TV, and having difficulty tuning in the microwave to watch the NBA.

Greg – Kung pag-gising mo, suot mo na panty ni kumare mo.

Bencoco – If you wake between your maid AND your driver.

Urduja – If you get to the office the next day with everyone giving you a weird stare, only to realize you only drew one eyebrow on.