From KU fans to MU fans: A beer parody

Note: All week, the Heard on the Hill blog will highlight ways that we here and Kansas fans in general will be preparing for the upcoming Armageddon at Arrowhead. Drop us an e-mail at jkealing[at]ljworld[dot]com and let us know how you're preparing for the game._This little ditty is making the rounds among Kansas fans and it just arrived in my inbox. It's to the tune of [Anheuser-Busch's][1] Real Men of Genius advertising campaign ([see example][2]).Today we salute you...Mr. Insecure Missouri Tiger fan_Mr Insecure Missouri Tiger fan!Your team having the best season in decades. How do you celebrate it? By paying more attention to your rival's team that is also having their best season in decades. Their schedule was weak!Missouri just scored yet another touchdown and is looking like they will win the game. Who cares? Kansas plays later today. It's time to drop everthing and go buy the jersey of the opposing team that plays them before making obscure comments on a message board that have nothing to do with football.Their coach is so fat!Except for during the decades of the 80s and 90s and the early part of the turn of the millennium, you have always been a football school and take pride in that. It gives you great pleasure knowing that the rival from the west is a puny basketball school.We were just a bad football school!So crack open a Bud Light Mr Insecure Missouri Tiger fan. Because even though no one is paying attention to you, if you keep voicing your opinion, someone eventually will.(singing) Mr. Insecure Missouri Tiger fan [1]: http://www.anheuser-busch.com/ [2]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfq6J-rKns