It turns out that the “bacteria-eating” arsenic had merely developed an immunity to arsenic and wasn’t digesting it nutritionally. Looks like the newest Dread Pirate Roberts got smaller. (Jul. 9, 2012)

Take it from Snee: One person said, “Rape jokes are always funny.” The other said, “No, rape jokes are never funny.” What if, like knock-knock jokes (unless the “who’s there” is a rapist), the answer is somewhere in between? (Jul. 11, 2012)