A contributor to Illogicopedia is one who regularly edits Illogicopedia. Doing this, they become slowly intoxicated by the random laughter, hearty community, and the working man's style of playful edit wars that they become a feel-good contributor. Though this leads to what seems to be an endless sugar high, it is in fact dangerous and should be treated by introducing them to Wikipedia. However, you cannot get anyone infected by Illogicopedia to do anything, so me saying this means absolutely nothing. I AM SOOOOOOOO HIGH RIGHT NOW!!!

Now, there is a much deadlier strain of Illogicopedia. It is called SYSOPZ2, and it will kill you. it leads to a high, considering you are able to erase and recreate the experience, intensify it and lock it in place, leading to an overdosage by uncontrollable addiction. It is said to be a Subbuteoan curse placed on everyone in the world.