Friday, September 10, 2010

WHOOPTY FUCKING FRIDAY.

whoopty fuck! fiddle fuck!. fuckity fuck fuck fuck!...sigh*I have to go to WACO tomorrow..judas fucking priest. I have to go to U-Pull Em and see if they have a tail light for my truck. I had bought one, me and Phillip were putting it in ...and ...it's the wrong one. West doesn't have one. None of the fucking parts store has one. The one place that had one wanted $65 for it. I said 'hey, asshole, just 'cause I have tits doesn't mean I don't have a brain. you're $30 higher than everyone in town.' and hung up..asshole. Need to go to House Of Satan and get cereal and milk..When I get the part for the truck I have to buy a battery at HOS as they are $15 cheaper than everyone else. I could probably get a couple more months out of the battery, but the first cold day it won't start and that sucks..cold and no battery...Today one of my old friends Mike M. daughter Kandis called me for a ride to her work to pick up her check. I had told her if she needed a ride to let me know. So we go and get her check, go to Family Dollar so she could get dog food, and we shopped. I bought 5 purses for $5...such a deal. I also got Mojo a shirt that says "If you think I'm crazy you should see my mother."....So we go to Pizza House for lunch before she has to go to work. We split the Trojan burger..holy shit..That fucker is as big around as a salad plate. Has a hamburger patty, pepperoni, mushrooms, onions and mozzarella cheese on a beer batter bun. It was like a pizza on a bun. Damn it was good. $8.50. There is no way I could have eaten that thing by myself. While we were there a guy who is head over hells for Kandis sat with us and I'm steadily working on getting her to dump the asswipe boyfriend she has and hook up with this guy. He is soo cute..I said if it doesn't work out are you interested in a cougar..She just called me and I went and got her and took her home. I had made rosemary and lemon chicken breasts so I took her one. Figured after working 8 hours she'd be a little hungry. I have to go...Dexter has bit me on the ass 3 times and is sitting on my foot, trying to get me to pay attention to him.Have a great weekend..I'm still recouping from Westfest. I leave the room, and it takes 3 minutes for my ass to catch up with me.

You started off with the best; the "crafty project" kittypic.Barack Obama "cool" one running only millimeters behind (probably what cinched the election - Dubya didn't look like anything but a hick in a suit).Chocolate dog in third, but tied with "American-style democracy".THANKS!

Charlene said, "Our President is a coooool cat! I'm go glad we get to see him every day instead of Mr. McCain." And think about this Charlene...if it had been McCain, we'd also have to listen to, gulp...Sarah as well. Wait...it didn't matter...she's still running her mouth. Nevermind.

YDG, hope your batery pain works out to the positive side (yep, I did).