Dan: If the windows were closed, how would the giant soul eating frogs get from the gate to the populace they are supposed to be terrorizing? A house full of giant frogs is not nearly an evil plan at all!

A) Can scent evil.
B) Can jump higher than a giant frog, never mind their purported ‘jumping’ abilities.
C) Knows when to use his head in a fight.
D) Has a sufficiently advanced grasp of nuclear engineering to know exactly where to strike the machine in order to make it shut down.
E) Will fuck your shit up.