WOW...i got an inferiority complex just from reading this. usually i can dredge up some scrap of criticism, but not with this. my compliments to you sir, and your wife. this is wonderful. wish i could offer helpful insights to help you elevate your art, but this is perfect as is! — Catbox

Being descended in direct line from William The Conquerer and also being on intimate terms with Virginia Woolfs pet cats niece Mimi, i can tell you that none of my Uncle Normans ancestors fought in the Battle Of Hastings but i have read To The Lighthouse and found it rather illuminating

I told a little lie when i said that my wife and i wrote this poem.Actually Grandma Moses who lives next door contribited L18 as she said those words reminded her of Ripper, her dear departed but not forgotten bulldog