Thai Ladyboys Rescue

A Thai ladyboy soccer team is trapped in a cave system that is being flooded by the monsoon season rains and the oxygen levels are dropping. An ex-Thai Navy Seal was sent in to deliver goods and died of oxygen deprivation. Elon Musk is sending engineers to deliver spacesuits and FIFA has promised to send them to the World Cup if they don't die. What is the Zig Forums solution to this?

ex-Thai Navy Seal was sent in to deliver goods and died of oxygen deprivationMaybe he should have worn some sort of breathing apparatus instead of just going in

11 months ago

Lucas Williams

Elon's bouncy castle idea.

Some sections of the cave are too small to fit through wearing oxygen tanks requiring tanks of a size that divers can push ahead of themselves along with whatever they're carrying, probably putting a limit on the oxygen supply.

How the hell did he come up with that? Watching too much ET? Anyway, did a cave scuba tour once and there was a spot where you had to push the tank in front of you. One girl's first time scuba diving and she almost didn't make it. It would probably be harder on malnourished, hypothermic kids in a stressful environment.

and died of oxygen deprivationHis GRIDS probably acted up and attacked his brain, I don't believe for a second that a team of ladyboys somehow need less oxygen then one faggot. Send in another. If that one dies, send another. Preferably send enough people that the entirety of Thailand is in and/or possibly not-living in that cave.

11 months ago

Samuel Watson

Leave them to die, we don't want people this stupid breeding.

11 months ago

Henry Morris

World CupWhy?Also, I hate twitter "hashtagging". It breaks the flow of the writing. If you're going to tag, put it at the end.

11 months ago

Benjamin Collins

You might as well sage, Ahmed.

11 months ago

Samuel Robinson

Having to squeeze yourself through a tiny hole deep in the earth is nature's way of saying "not welcome"

11 months ago

Chase Rogers

Who am I to interfere with Mother Nature's selection? If the mountain wants them dead then so be it.

11 months ago

Kayden Barnes

The fuck does this have to do with Zig Forums?

11 months ago

Andrew Sanders

all people will talk about at work is this shit or fuck trump shiteveryone stares blankly at me when I ask how the fuck did they get down there in the first place and then later bring up the case where some scuba diver killed some guy at sea and the investigative process claimed a few lives with the end investigation being "dunno but guy got stabbed and was piss drunk maybe he stabbed himself and gave the oxygen tank to his friend?"that story made me respect spelunking much more than I did; it's dangerous shit and you have to really try to get that far deep or back

11 months ago

Levi Scott

I'm with this user, blast it

11 months ago

Jackson Brooks

I'm gonna be the one to say it: I think it was really stupid of them to go that deep in a cave and I don't really care what happens to them after this. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Their stupid prize is getting trapped in a fucking cave. Don't do this.

11 months ago

Matthew Bailey

there are sections of the tunnel less than a meterHow the hell did they end up more than two kilometers inside?

11 months ago

Dylan Mitchell

They're Asian, and they're kids.

11 months ago

Cooper White

Get three long tubes hooked to an air supplyModify two sets of scuba equipment to take air from the tube instead of tankRun one diver with a second scuba set and the tubes to the cave, mounting the scuba-set less tube along the caveOnce the boys are reached, they would have an air supply Use second set to funnel them out of the cave one by one It would be difficult, but is the best way to get past using standard diving equipment that doesn't fit through the narrow passage ways

I mean they could keep them alive that way for long enough for waters to recede.

11 months ago

John Jackson

On Saturday another 10 members of the rescue mission – part of a team assigned to explore the mountain to look for chimneys that might lead to the cave – were injured when a car they were travelling in fell off a cliff.

The seasonal rains are expected to come so the water receding isn't going to happen. Also a bunch of locals tried to pump water out of the cave and it drained back through the ground into it, so if it rains they're fucked.

11 months ago

Brayden White

SPACEX WANTS TO DRUG THE KIDS UNCONSCIOUSALL PRESS PULLED OUT OF THE AREAWHERE ARE THEY BEING DELIVERED?

this is just another stupid publicity stunt for SpaceX, just like that dumb space car.

11 months ago

Isaiah Bell

The space car made sense. They had to test-launch the rocket anyway, and if it blew up it was better to blow up a publicity stunt than an actual instrument that cost millions of dollars and took years to build.Here there's lives on the line.

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