Archive for the ‘Watching’ Category

Apparently, I have grim loves I don’t even know about. I was watching Workaholics. If you’ve haven’t seen it, you’re missing out. It’s so goood. Anyways, I commented that Blake (pictured above) was hot. The room ignited in ear splitting guffaws. You would have thought I said, “I smuggled drugs inside babies.” Is my taste really that bad? If you are on the fence, maybe this will change your mind. Let me know if you think he’s grim.

For somebody who can’t be bothered with following the rules I have a lot them. Game of Thrones seems to violate every single rule I have. Thank god, I was born in modern times because there is no way I would have survived. Here are some of my rules.

- If there is a chance that a baby will be born on fur, I will not watch, read or participate in it.

- Dragons, I don’t do ‘em.

- Little people in crooked crowns, that’s a NO.

- Wine drunk from the skins of animals. Get a glass, hell I don’t care if you drink it straight
from the bottle.

- Polyamory or swing parties. I’ve never been invited so I’m pretty sure this is a mutual feeling.

- No hot tubs with friends. This could get creepy fast.

- Mandals – Man Sandals. The only time a mandal is allowed is at the beach or near a large body of
water. Mandals and jeans are a no, cover them toes up.

I’m jumping on the bandwagon. Lena Dunham is amazing. Now that season 2 of HBO’s Girls is over, I feel the void. My voyeuristic need to watch uncomfortable sex, complicated relationships with friends and Adam. Yes, Adam. I am, not so secretly, in love with him. I know, he’s kind of neanderthalish looking. But, there’s just something about him that attracts me. Yes he’s off his rocker. Yes, he’s a bit on the creepy side but he’s also super sexy. He accepts Hannah for who she is. He lets her spin and waits to catch her. And I know that women don’t need catching. But sometimes you can go deeper, crazier, wilder when someone is waiting for you.

I applaud Lena Dunham for writing the perfect anti-boyfriend. That guy your friends will never like, your parents will always hate and deep down you doubt him yourself, but ultimately you can’t resist him. He’s the right one for your own brand of crazy.