Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Phil said of his team: "We've devoted our lives to carrying out serious research into the animal mutilation mystery and its connections to the increasingly reported sightings of red and orange spheres."

Hmmmmmm ...... not to tax their bewildered brains too much, but I wonder if they could devote just a small bit of their lives to learning how to use a camera.....

I know we blogged something once where cows were continuously beamed up by aliens -- while the total number of cows, shown on the screen, kept decreasing -- and I thought it might be under Productivity Enhancers, but I couldn't find it, at least not without clicking on every one of them... (We need a Search function on this blog!)