I have been wading through endless articles and websites suggesting that males are ditching females en masse, and resorting to Tinder / OK Cupid et al for shallow, meaningless non-committal relationships.

Nigel, this sounds rather like you. Wymark, you have given up on females, judging by your lack of them in your life.

Both of you are chronic masturbators, and are known as such throughout the MSP fans community.

What is your thinking about the state of modern male-female relations?