Screw Rudolph, the reindeers and that stupid red flying sled. At the Hill Air Force Base, in Utah, Santa Claus actually arrives on a goddamn F-16.

Santa, played by Col. Bryan Radliff, arrives in a U.S. Air Force F-16 Fighting Falcon fighter aircraft to the 419th Fighter Wing Christmas party at Hill Air Force Base, Utah, Dec. 2, 2012. Radliff is the 419th FW commander.

I wonder if the M61 Vulcan 6-barreled gatling cannon can fire gingerbread and jelly beans. [Flickr]