I’m surprised it took this long, but some dumb (and really hot) bitch filed a bunk ass class action lawsuit against Miley Cyrus for making fun of Asians in the picture you’ve seen a trillion times. I’ve seen this shit so many times that the half-empty shelves in the mirror’s reflection is really starting to bother me. That’s bad Feng Shui. If you’re going to pretend to be Asian, go all the way.

Lucie claims she represents over 1 million Asians in L.A. County who want to get paid $4,000 each for Miley’s fuckery. Lucie says that each Asian should get the minimum for a civil rights violation. In her lawsuit, she says when Miley made that face she “knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ.”

Nuke up the lube! Finally, I have found the money to buy a custom-made Mah Boo Anderson Cooper real doll! Technically, I don’t live in L.A. and I’m half Asian, but who cares about stupid details! The only thing that matters is that I was highly offended and hurt by Miley’s mocking of Asians. $4,000 will ease the hurt. Every time I look at her, I get a bad case of the runs and have to take a boiling hot shower to erase the pain she has caused me. Okay, she had that effect on me before I saw this picture, but again, petty details don’t mean anything when we’re talking about me possibly “canoodling” with the Mah Boo real doll of my dreams!

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