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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Looking to name of author who had four names, I asked my teacher, “Why he has four names?”…. “Why you have a single name?” He replied. I did want to reply because as having single name is cultural, not arguing with teacher is also a cultural practice. My question’s main purpose was to say, “Is having long and big names make you big?” On the other hand having a single name is natural. Our bodies have evolved to have a multi-tasking purpose for each organ. Take the most obvious example of your hand,….It is not only for tool making but also for defense, cleaning, holding and even for deceiving and calculating……………..Nature favor multi-tasking and efficiency…….Having four names is quiet opposite of this aspect of nature….

It equally doesn’t matter much that how many names you have to have…except the more than two names is waste of time and resources, it consume time of people in remembering them, taking more time in writing them, take more space and also increase global warming to wasting a few more pages on long run……..Haahhahahah…Just joking…………….

About Me

I try to describe “ME” honestly; you Better not to trust the honesty
of this description because I didn't take oath of honesty while writing it.....

PhD student, lecturer, Fulbrighter, member of toastmaster club (You may
add knolers if you like more spice…though I have already spiced it a lot ….woooooof),…..
abuses his brain by thinking a lot (ouch!), finding it free of any charge and
always available, ………have worn out his finger tips by writing a lot (ouch!),………
has weaken his eyes sight by sitting long hours in front of computer screen (Noch
noch),…….. Some early morning go running (if got no idea),…….. Likes to wear casual dresses (Don’t have the patience for shopping and doing laundry…needs
to be pushed),…….. loves creative works either in sciences, philosophy,
literature, arts or psychology and sea food (yummy), ……….likes to take a nap at
mid-day- though time is not kind to him- (~lazy~) legitimizes his act by saying
that Einstein was sleeping 9.5 hours a day (Zing!),………. Does a lot of experiments
with cooking (the only one who eats his cooking is himself, so no worries)……., believes
that Allah gives ten times for each good deeds so tries to score a lot (Pitifully
Greedy), ………….believes to not hurt any heart (Doesn’t care much about his own
heart; shameful), ………..Reacts forcefully to injustices (Calm down man, you are
not judge), ………..Deeply loves nature (The lure of field trips attracted him to
Geology; He just boasts and I don’t think he has the stomach to spent five
years on HMS Beagle as Charles Darwin did),………. Likes open and grassy places
and rivers (But needs protection from sunlight….his skin burns fast as thin
papers have shown the matches), ……………Loves listening Indian music (He got some good
neighbors that tolerate his loud music; It is predictable that someday, someone
might lose his temper and break his laptop for playing nonstop music),………….. Believes
in humanity (not sure that where apes cultures end and human’s begin… But can’t
blame Jane Goodall, Edward O. Wilson and Charles Dawkins for this obscurity),…………
Believes in spirituality (Got tired of religious hatred, discriminations and
bloodshed),…………. believes that all nations whether small or large should have their
own free homeland (UN assembly have space for more than a thousand nation…and
it is not big a deal to make it more spacious and diverse…Got five stars for
this notion),……. Doodles a lot (and then tear down his mAsTeRpIecIeS…Dreamy),……
He is talkative (But never open his lips unless you start talking and show a
friendly attitude to him…Better to speak up otherwise he will bore you with his
silence), ………Never have been good at plays (but likes to play cricket…though
never liked to watch others’ playing….funny), Pets; he likes Roosters, Ducks
and Horses (He never owned a horse),…….
Dogs; no way, he got this crazy idea after reading Bokhari’s essay about dogs
at class 10th that you never know when dogs stop barking and starts
biting…When dogs are on walkways, he walks on streets……. I don’t think that he
deserves a whole page of description so better to stop here (Though he claims a
whole book is not enough…Let him boast though…………)