“I never dreamed I would see an administration try to disavow all the things that have made this country different from all others,” [Senator Jim] Inhofe told more than 300 people at a town hall meeting in the Grove Community Center.

Don't lie to us, Senator. We know you dreamed of it. If anything, you're surprised that President Obama hasn't mandated gay marriage in the military via executive order and declared himself Black Dictator For Life, Biznitches. (Yes, that's the title Inhofe imagines President Obama would take for himself.) Let's see what other restaurant-quality stupid Inhofe brought to the town hall.

He also said he continues to be proven correct in his claim that global climate change is a hoax.

“More and more, with each month that goes by, more scientists agree with me,” he said. “We are winning.”

No you aren't, and no they aren't, and we, along with the rest of the world are likely to suffer because you're a fricking moron.

He is also alarmed, he said, by the proposed closing of the detention camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The Obama administration wants to shutter the camp because of its association with torture.

Inhofe said: “There has never been a case of torture there. The people there are treated better than in the federal prisons.”

He continued, “I don’t know why President Obama is obsessed with turning terrorists loose in America.”

The administration says it wants to bring 60 to 80 prisoners to the U.S. for trial. Some Republicans have said those acquitted could be released in the U.S., but authorities say they would be deported as foreign nationals.

1. Guantanamo detainees have absolutely been tortured. 2. Saying we treat them better than we do federal prisoners is a very low bar to clear. 3. No Gitmo detainee will be released into the US--we wouldn't even take the Uighurs, and we cleared them of all charges. 4. You're a fricking moron.

Inhofe’s third concern, he said, is that “Barack Obama is disarming America.” He conceded that Obama requested more military spending, but he criticized the elimination of several weapons systems, including the F-22 fighter.

So Black Dictator for Life Obama is disarming America by spending more money on defense? How's that work?

Obama, at the urging of Defense Secretary Robert Gates, also scrapped one of Inhofe’s pet projects, a cannon that was to be assembled at Elgin in southwestern Oklahoma.

Oh. He and the Bush-era-holdover Secretary of Defense trimmed some of your bacon. You'll get a pass on this--lying in defense of the military-industrial complex isn't stupid; it's just crappy.