(Madman walks into mall. We are eating in the food court.)
(Madman pulls out gun. Shoots person. Shoots person. Aims at you. Pulls trigger)
(I jump in front of bullet.)
REALISTIC ENDING: (I don't make it.) :/ (You go on to be famous)
DISNEY ENDING: ( WE BOTH LIVE!) :) ( WE BOTH GO ON TO BE FAMOUS)