It's Miley!

11.23.09 | 13 Comments

I’m so over Miley Cyrus. I’m over her truck driver voice, over her pole dancing, over her horrible taste in clothes, over her singing about–but not listening to–Jay-Z, over her faux-cool/creepy parents, over her stripper-in-training little sister.

Ugh. Can this whole family go away soon? Also, have you noticed that Miley celebrates her birthday for like six months out of the year? Last year her 16th birthday took up like all of 2008.

Last week Miley got an “early jump” on celebrating her 17th birthday with a surprise party in NYC. It was an ‘80s-themed party at the Canal Room. Whoo hoo. Good thing it wasn’t vampire themed, though, ’cause if there is one thing Miley haaaaates it’s vampires and wharewolves:

“I don’t like vampires,” she says. “I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it. I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts. I don’t like any of it.”

Chris, I lol’d at the thought of years from now walking into the dentist and it being… Miley Cyrus. hee. Can you imagine having to listen to that voice while she had her hands jammed in your mouth? ugh.

On 11.23.09 Kat said:

HOLY #&*$Q@!!>^% WHAAAAAAATT IS THAT 8 YEAR OLD WEARING????!!?!? @*$#*U&%E#*#@*#!!!!!

not even a grown ass woman should ever wear that material. or that much make-up. and it hits right below her crotch(crotch!). the girl is wearing STRIPPER BOOTS. why am i seeing so much 8 year old thiiiiiigh????????

that ruins me.

On 11.23.09 Leila said:

The “truck-driver voice” and “stripper-in-training little sister” comments made me lol. Well, actually, the whole post was very funny.

“I don’t like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night”. What is she, five years old?

OMG just read something hilarious about her on Page Six this morning. She went to some burger place and when the cashier asked for her name to attach to the order, she was like, “What? You don’t know who I AM?!? I’m Miley Cyrus!” The cashier’s reaction was, apparently, “That’s nice for you.” HA!

This further reinforces what people have been saying about Miley for some time: she’s completely full of herself. Take one spoiled pre-teen with not a lot of talent and some very shrewd show business parents, put her in front of millions of people and over inflate her ego, and this is what you end up with: a buck-toothed, pain-in-the-ass hack.

I’m so glad my daughter is too young to know who she is. I am confident Cyrus will be a total has-been by the time my kid hits her target demographics.