Tuesday, August 4, 2009

2009 Autumn/Winter Idea Book Coming Soon!

UPS Warning About the NEW CTMH Fall/Winter Idea Book!!!

I just had to share this... LOL

This time of the year has come around once again. Close To My Heart is releasing the New Idea Book and Catalog. Please be extremely cautious of Close To My Heart Consultants (CTMHCs) for the next two weeks. How to Deliver the New Idea Book and Catalog: 1. Be sure you have fixed your squeaky brakes - if not, park your truck two blocks away so the CTMHC can not hear you coming. 2. Put in your earplugs and secure your safety glasses. 3. If you see children looking out the window, put your finger up to your lips and say "SHHHH".. They are on a "lookout" for you and are being paid to "alert" their mothers (CTMHCs) when they see you coming to the door. 4. Approach the front door and very quietly, set the package down in front of the door (Make sure you place it in FRONT so when she opens the door, the box will be in the way and give you a little more time to escape). 5. Back up as far as you can and reach for the doorbell, (BE READY TO RUN !!!). Ring the doorbell and make a mad dash back to your truck and drive away....DO NOT LOOK BACK !!! The UPS corporation is informing you of this because in the past years, CTMHCs have been known to scream at the top of their lungs with excitement and try to tackle you with hugs for delivering their catalogs. After you have been smothered with appreciation for getting them their catalogs on time, watch out for flying packaging material as they will open up the box before you have had a chance to leave, or they have gone inside. They have also been known to drive up next to you at a stop light in their mini vans and SUVs and ask if you have a package for them. Turn up your radio and pretend you cannot hear them. Do not let them approach your delivery truck at an intersection. CTMHCs have been know to stop traffic and throw all your packages off the trucks until they find their new Idea Book and catalog. Best of luck to you with this mission, and remember: Let's Be Safe Out There!!!!!I hope you enjoyed this little story, I know I did! And being one of those CTMHCs I have to agree with the excitement that is explained above!

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Who IS Tammy Lea, and what is THIS My Creative Clubhouse stuff?

Hello! Welcome to my blog! Here is a little bit about me: I am 39, Lane's wife of 17 years, mother of two awesome boys, Lance (17) and LucasJon (14), stepmother of two beautiful girls, Lacy (24) and Lauriel (22), and step grandmother to little Anthony (4), Nevaeh (1) and Isabella, born Jan. 29th!
I LOVE my family, and love being involved in their lives as much as possible. The more time I spend with them, the happier I am.
Our boys keep us busy with their football, wrestling and everything else they enjoy doing. Some of our best memories are family time built around the sporting events.
Our girls are grown and (sadly) have busy lives of their own, but we relish the time we do have with them. And then there are our precious grandchildren, which you can NEVER get enough of.
My passion beyond my family is scrapbooking, stamping and cardmaking, and over all just being creative. I am an Independent Close To My Heart Consultant, and Manager of Team My Creative Clubbers. I run my workshops in Downtown West Bend, at My Creative Clubhouse! I LOVE sharing my passion with others, it's so rewarding.