Thomas Stout
You
need a sense of humor to work in a nursing home ~ that is for sure.
An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was
anything wrong.
'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.
'My Private Part died today, and I am
very sad.'
Knowing her patients were a little
forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry,
Mr. Wallace. Please accept my
condolences.'
The following day, Mr. Wallace was
walking down the hall with his Private
Part hanging out of his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she
said, 'You shouldn't be walking down
the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your pajamas.'
'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr..
Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.'
'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy , 'you did tell
me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'
(You've gotta love this.)
'Well,' he replied,
'Today is the viewing.'

November 29, 2018

dustin plomp
morning.. woke up and the snow is still there . tunes help a bit ..