Also, 13 pounds? Wow, it's true what they say: The bigger the horseshoe, the bigger the juice box...

One more thing: How can you tell the meat of the horse is from, you know, its genitalia?

These officials must have had a lot of unsavory experiences.

Not only is horse meat illegal in Mongolia, it's considered an "unknown remnant meat," which may cause foot and mouth disease.

Customs and Border Protection port director over at the Dulles' Area Port, Wayne Biondi, said in a release,

Customs and Border Protection takes no pleasure in seizing and destroying travelers' food products. We're in the business of protecting America's agriculture industries, like the livestock industry, from the potential introduction of animal diseases posed by these unpermitted food products.

Thankfully for the would-be horse junk smugglers, they weren't arrested despite the fact all of their horse meat was incinerated.

Perhaps from now on, we can lay off traveling with equine gonads. Is that too much to ask, everyone?