Halloween's Meanest Witch Left a Note

A reader sends us this photo of a note to trick-or-treaters left on a door in Las Vegas: "Porch light is off... You know what that means??? No candy here, cunts! Run back to mommy + daddy, cuz I'm a witch. Don't look back motherfuckers!"

We find that kind of charming, actually. Put your own threats against trick-or-treaters in the comments.