Seducing My Father

Howdy daddy!
I skipped school and have been rubbin' myself on your sofa all day.
Im blessed you came home. I needed some alone time with you :).
Come on father you are so superb at training me things why not instruct me how to have hookup?
I wont tell mommy and promise to go after your every word.
You can even let your batter go inside me.
What do you say?