Random Thoughts and observational humor. It's a hit or miss kind of thing.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

While Driving..

When people are driving slower than you, they have to be a grandma or something of that nature. When they're driving faster than you, they're an idiot with a deathwish.

If someone has a sports car, they're obviously trying to make up for something (small penis). But if you had a sports car, it would make you look so cool.

Texting and driving is only safe when you do it.

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These are just a few things I've noticed, feel free to comment and add more that you've noticed!