November 22nd 2005
No. 2,580

inebriated crustacean: IS RANDS GONE
spigot: WHY ARE THE BACKGROUNDS WHITE THIS WEEK
pants: THEY'RE AT THE DRY CLEANERS
pants: SOMEBODY SPILLED RED WINE ALL OVER THE FIELD
spigot: DID THEY FIND OUT WHO SPILLED THE BONGWATER
pants: SHUT UP RIGHT NOW
spigot: I ALSO KNOW YOU LET THE CRAB BACKSTAGE
inebriated crustacean: I DRANK TOO MUCH