Funny Jokes (3)

A cannibal father and son were out looking for food one day. They were hiding in the woods watching for people to walk by. First, a really skinny man walked by and the son asked, ‘How about him, Pa?’ ‘No, boy, he’s too skinny’, said his father. Then a really fat woman walked by. The son asked, ‘How about her, Pa?’ ‘No, boy, she’s too fatty,’ said the father. Then a very beautiful young woman walked by and the son asked, ‘How about her?’ The father replied, ‘Yes, son, we’ll take her home and eat your mother’.

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2-A woman announces to her friend that she’s getting married for the fourth time. ‘How wonderful! But what happened to your first husband?’The woman said, ‘He ate poisonous food and died.’‘Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?’‘He ate poisonous food, too, and died.’‘Oh, how terrible! I’m afraid to ask you about your third husband.’‘He died of a broken neck.’‘A broken neck?’‘Yes, he refused to eat the poisonous food.’