How do I describe this blog?
A line from the movie "Old School" with a small tweak.
"My friends, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my blog as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here."

Friday, September 16, 2011

Dear Blank

I recently discovered a website - http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/ - that contains some funny stuff. I am sharing some of my favorites, and I hope they bring you as much amusement as they brought to me.

Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic

Dear Nickelback, That's enough. Sincerely, The world

Dear Scissors, I feel your pain ... No one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Reader, Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the couch. Shoot, I'll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don't care, I just need you to do me like I've never been done before. Sincerely, Your homework.

Dear World, Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one and it's fine to be proud of it, but please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around... and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my child's throat. Sincerely, Tired of hearing your religious guff

Dear Rose, There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us. Sincerely, Jack

Dear People of the World, I don't mean to sound slutty, but please use me whenever you want. Sincerely, Grammar

Dear Cat, Sorry for hoisting you into the air whenever 'The Circle of Life' plays. Sincerely, A Lion King enthusiast

And here is a picture of the little man and Tank Tank sleeping one off in the car. My favorite 2-year-olds were a little worn out after spending 5 days at the farm.

Just popping in from another blog. I love blogging and how they connect people from across the seas. I went from Englad to Boise in a blink of an eye. I'm just over the border from you in Wa. My husband works for a company based in Boise.

Anyway, love your blog and will be back. Cute little guy you have there.