Shawn Marion Planks on a World Series of Poker Table

We tried to do this the last time we hit the casino, too. Except we did it after polishing off a dozen or so shots of Patron—and it didn't take very long for casino security to make sure that we didn't get a TwitPic of it.

We keed, we keed. But, seriously, Shawn: It must be good to be king! [via SB Nation]