TGIF, so it’s time for Dick’s Details from today’s podcast. Dick’s Details is a bunch of totally unimportant stuff for you to stuff in one ear so you can squeeze the important stuff that’s messing with the voices in your head, so you can grab a grin and win. Please give a listen.

“People who just throw kisses at each other are missing something.” So says Big Louie in today’s podcast. Louie also says that “If you have sex 200 times a year you will live longer.” I think he means at least 200 times a year. Don’t you think we should give it a shot?

Sex Is Good is the title of today’s podcast. But it has to be confusing to transgender folks. A little first hand experience with it last night. We had dinner with some friends at a new restaurant in town, and when “nature called” they had a “men’s” room, a “lady’s room” and a “bathroom.” For the first time, I had some kind of a first hand idea of how confusing being “Transgender” must be. I’ve always thought, “Whatever floats your boat.” But wow…how confusing that must be.

We have a winner in the Summer Stumper contest. Laurel Juthe from Massachusetts. “What is it that is of no use to an airplane, but the airplane cannot fly without it?” Laurel nailed it. She said, NOISE. And she’s right. I’m sending her a check for $1 million…postdated to the year 2525. It’s a good thing she’s young so she can hope to enjoy it. Today’s podcast explains why some young people enjoy sex more than money. Especially people who pay attention to the toothpaste commercials. It’s amazing. Please give a listen.

Last chance today to check out the Stinky Summer Stumper on today’s Podcast. Results in tomorrow’s podcast. It’s worth a million dollars. By check. Post Dated to the year 2525. Give it a shot anyway. I mean please give it a listen. NO MORE SHOOTING PLEASE.