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Friday, December 2, 2011

She couldn’t believe that she’d actually agreed to have a drink with him – and at his house no less!I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outsideI've got to go away - Baby it's cold outsideShe’d given in to the holiday spirit and now, here she was in this terrible weather, looking for a way to escape.This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop inSo very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like iceShe thought to herself, “I’ll use the old parents excuse.”My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurryMy father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roarSo really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurryHe was already so far gone that she figured one more drink would send him over the edge and she could run.Well Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pourShe was beginning to wonder if anyone would hear her screams, should it come to that.The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out thereShe was beginning to feel the effects of something more than two glasses of “eggnog”Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out thereShe could feel the waves crash over her, pulling her underI wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight nowTo break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swellI ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closerAt least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my prideI really can't stay - Baby don't hold outAhh, but it's cold outside

C'mon babyBefore the euphoria fully envelops her, she puts it as plainly as possible:I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outsideThe answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outsideBut tries not to awaken the beast that lurks insideThis welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped inSo nice and warm -- Look out the window at that stormShe thinks; let him think that someone will be looking for herMy sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look so deliciousNo, someone who could take himMy brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shoreShe casts about for something that will help her.My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips look deliciousShe reaches into her pocket and presses the panic button of the cell phoneWell maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard beforeI've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out thereShe searches for some kind of weaponSay, lend me your comb - It's up to your knees out thereShe hears the sirens in the distanceYou've really been grand - Your eyes are like starlight nowKeep him talking…But don't you see - How can you do this thing to meThere's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrowAt least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and diedYes, the sirens are definitely headed this way.I really can't stay - Get over that old outAhh, but it's cold outsideBaby it's cold outsideBrr its cold...It's cold out thereCan’t you stay awhile longer babyShe just needs to hold on for a few more secondsWell... I really shouldn't... alrightMake it worth your while babyAhh, do that again...Police! Hands in the air!