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A reader writes in with a handy guide to crashing a party Cisco is putting on as part of its developers conference.

There will be no security through the Townsend Center Public Parking delivery access driveway! Walk right in and get on gurp [sic] with the blue button up collared shirt, khaki Dockers crowd balding mid life guys with glasses.

After the jump, our tipster's full guide with illustrations.

From the Townsend side of the block the Concourse Exhibition Center, walk through the Townsend Center Public Parking lot's delivery ramp straight through to the parking lot on the other side of the Parking building.

That parking lot is the auxiliary parking lot of the Concourse Exhibition Center is where the Cisco Dev Conference Party overflows with the 'Sports' and 'Games' section of their themed party reside.

There will only be security on the 7th and 8th street sides of the party, as well at the Concourse Exhibition Center door.

Of course, in publishing this we could ruin it for everybody. But if there's a lesson to be learned here for future reference, it's that walking through a connected parking garage is often a fine way to find a back door. Dress the part and complain you lost your badge in case anyone asks.