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Apple don't fall to far from the tree. You poor poor bastard. You are so screwed. She is going to destroy you as she gets older. She obviously has a lot of her Daddy in her, but smart like her Mommy. Deadly combo.

I'll light a candle for you. Besides, I think that is proper etiquette after taking a Rocket Shit.

So no one is commenting on the girl on the Juggs magazine is in a wheelchair and wearing a knee brace??? I know that's not exactly what you're looking at, but I had no idea Juggs was so PC. Maybe I should re-think my husband's request for a subscription! ha

well, I just spent the last twenty minutes laughing. Thank you for this, Moog. All I can say is this....man, you're gonna have a handful when she gets old enough to have a blog of her own. Then we'll all get to read lovely blogs with titles like: "The Science Behind Flaming Poo" and "Why my Dad screams "Adrian!! I did it!!!" in the Bathroom."

My daughter's now 13, but she learned to say shit when she was, oh, still using diapers instead of flaming rocket toilets. Don't know where she heard it.

She would start saying it at the top of her lungs for no apparent reason, usually in the grocery store, in the park, wherever she had an audience. That was a fun few months. Because when someone laughed, she said it more. And louder.

The drawing is precious. Laminate it so it's still in good condition when she's old enough to date, and then threaten to show it to everyone she brings home.