Chargerrt500

conroo wrote:If your UPS driver signs for you and leaves your delivery out of the sun and in the garage ...

... you might be a w.w addict

That has happened to me. My FedEx guy says, "Do you have a back deck? If you're not here next time, I'll just leave it on the back deck." Sure enough, two deliveries later, that's what he did. I think I need to give him a bottle on his next visit.

Cesare

When your UPS guy delivers a non wine package and asks you, what happened to all the wine you used to get delivered? Because woot switched to Fedex...

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HitAnyKey42

Cesare wrote:When your UPS guy delivers a non wine package and asks you, what happened to all the wine you used to get delivered? Because woot switched to Fedex...

Blah, stop reminding me about the Fedex switch. I'm still pissed about that because Fedex to my place is a PAIN IN THE ASS, and essentially forces me to ship to the office. And they already think I'm a big enough lush without boxes of wine being delivered.

cheron98

mike808 wrote:Frackity, Frack! Frack! Frack! CC bank just called me and informed me that my account has been canceled immediately due to suspected fraud. It seems there have been a lot of liquor/wine purchases on my card lately, and they were concerned. Hmmm. Hadn't noticed.

You know you have a problem when your bank closes your credit line ASAP because they think you have a Wine.Woot! problem. Arrrrgggghhhh!

Why can't they just be enablers like the rest of you dear, dear, friends here in the forums?

tiger7610

If you figure what day of the week it is by the offering that is on woot, and if the fact that it is a wine offering on a thursday makes you brain think its friday. Then you are a wine.woot addict.

Evidence

[quote="cheron98"] So I woke up this morning and bleary-eyed checked woot. And saw a wine. Which made me think for sure I slept through Thursday and today was Friday. But no, it's Thursday.

Then I get to work, and the boss isn't here. And he said he was working from home on Friday. This only adds to my confusion and reinforces in my brain that it is Friday. But no, it's Thursday.

Then I remember, boss is down at corporate HQ with the clients for a meeting that is bound to be completely unproductive. And others seem as confused by the non-wine offer as I am. So yes, it's Thursday.

InShadows

You might be a wine.woot addict if you are using people that you met here as references for your security clearance renewal.

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MarkDaSpark

bsevern wrote:Is it bad when your kitchen is looking like BevMo (but with better wine?) ??

.... You might be a Woot Wineaux!

Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me! *This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

MarkDaSpark

Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me! *This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

MarkDaSpark

You know you're a Woot Wineaux when ... you post what you drank at 4:30 AM on a Sunday!

Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me! *This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

MarkDaSpark

Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me! *This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

MarkDaSpark

If you count your Wine.Woot purchases because someone else has done so in their sig, You might be a Wine.Woot Addict.

Someone has to put WD's kids thru college, but why does it have to be me! *This post is for purposes of enabling only, and does not constitute any promise of helping pay for said enabling. It does indicate willingness to assist in drinking said wine.

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