"Your honor, my client may be a scum bag. In fact, your honor, my client is a scumbag. Unfortunately, the point of this trial is not to find out if my client is a scum bag, but if he killed Gene Warner. And, your honor, my client the scumbag did not kill Gene Warner. And I'm going to tell you why."

My Grandma Zimmerman had severe arthritis and could not use her hands for as long as I could remember and could barely move when she died. It makes me appreciate my hands, but also scares the hell out of me whenever my hands hurt . . .

I spend most of the day on them every day at work. I can't bring myself to sit for very long while I'm teaching . . . I'd rather run around the room like a crazy person. I've learned to take a little better care of them over the years.

Bridesmaid dress selected. The pink is going to be way paler (which I'm nervous about with my skin tone, but I get to choose the cut and not the color, so the color is mandated), and the sample size I tried on was a size too big and this was before the guy clipped me all up so that I could see how it would ACTUALLY fit. And I'm making a derpy face because I'm trying like hell to take a self portrait with a borrowed iPhone and the balancing act is difficult.