HEY GUYS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU MASTURBATE WITH A PENCIL AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR URETHRA BECAUSE THATS WHAT MY FRIEND DID AND HE SAID IT FEELS AWESOME AND THAT ITS A BIT PAINFUL AND THAT IT GETS EMBARRASSING WHEN YOUR PARENTS FIND OUT AND IT PAYS OFF BECAUSE IT FEELS SO AWESOME BUT NOW HE CANT WALK.