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Wax up your surf boards, because Surf Ninjas is The Greatest Movie EVER!

Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Sean “Hollywood” Hunting and his Ernie Reyes Jr fetish.

Review in a Nutshell: A goofy premise, good action choreography, and jokes that work more often than not make Surf Ninjas a surprisingly entertaining film. All that and it has Leslie Nielsen getting crushed by an elephant, too.

Kung Fu Panda was the BEST Kung Fu picture Hollywood put out this year, can’t wait for the sequel. I eat Shaw Bros for Breakfast and Golden Harvest is my fourth meal, when is the next Shaw Bros review?

Not the best of reviews. They spend most of the half-hour talking about how great Eighties movies are and much of the rest on Split Seconds set design (which is top notch considering the movie’s budget) ignoring everything else good about the film.

“Kung Fu Panda was the BEST Kung Fu picture Hollywood put out this year”

This year? More like since the Matrix. Everything is f@*king shaky cam and jump cuts these days, with this summers The Expendables being a particularly egregious example.

Paul Thomas Chapmen, if you let someone else do Judge Dredd/Demolition Man, I am going to find a way to get to Florida, go to your job, and stare at you in an awkward way for an uncomfortable length of time.

Demolition Man is my most favoritest movie, though I don’t know why you mention Rob Schneider for it. He had a couple of really cute moments in that, but he was so minor. Unlike Judge Dredd, when he was the sidekick.

Also, in the ensuing weeks that I will be off work and taking care of my impending child, I am also planning on working on my OWN stuff…and I may beat you to the ‘Last Dragon’, only because its mah baby daddy’s favorite movie ever made. The review won’t be intellectual or amazing, but that ain’t gonna stop me from talkin’ about it!

Sugar, if anyone is doing Demolition Man, its ME. You can have Judge Dread, but only I can be a worthy partner to the Almighty Gooberzilla in reviewing the adventures of John Spartan and his quest to understand the 3 seashells