I nominate Ted Olson to defend our Muslim Brother's First Amendment Rights.(And Nancy's right to roll her eyes)

Remember, doing the right thing is not always popular and this mosque (or whatever it is) is definitely unpopular. Go Nancy, go Barack, stand on your principles. Fight the public - we are all behind you. Don't let the majority push you around. We won the vote and have a mandate to ..., what were we supposed to do again? Dang, things are getting all confused. But I know we are heading in the correct direction because Conservatives are opposing us. Hang tough, full speed ahead, there is no stopping us. Just look at what we have accomplished, Health Care (someday), Spent Tons of Money ... what more do they want from us, the ungrateful twits.Let's investigate the whole bunch. Let the trials begin!

I saw her announcement on starting the show trials investigation on who actually is funding these majority protests against the mosque. It was most moving....It was, if you will, Pelosi's "Roland Freisler" moment.....

I am glad to see somebody finally has the courage to stand up and state the obvious: Nobody who opposes the Ground Zero Community Center and Ramadan Rumpus Room can possibly be motivated by anything other than dollars. No self-respecting American would dare question the construction of this noble edifice, nor would they think to question anything else espoused by Dear Leader or our beloved Speaker. Any opposition has to have been bought and paid for by sinister elements of the vast right wing conspiracy. It is an impossibility that this opposition is a genuine and spontaneous expression of public sentiment.

Look, it just stands to reason. Anything for which WE want to simulate public interest/support requires massive funding through clandestine sources and front organizations. Why, without the Unions and ACORN and such, our political rallies would consist of a politician, his/her staff, and three wizened hippies hoping we provide refreshments. Our spontaneous grass-roots protests require more planning than the Normandy Landing! HOW COULD THE PUBLIC POSSIBLY EXPRESS AN OPINION THAT WASN'T DICTATED TO THEM BY THEIR BETTERS?!

I hope Nanski will be investigating Howey Deanothuglican and Hairy Reid, who have been spiting in the very face of the Great One™ (AND THAT IS NOT MARK LEVIN BUT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!). Whoopie, I am not sure it's appropriate for you to be displaying a copy of a deceased Nanski when she is not officially deceased.

Yes Obamugabe, to the blender with that juicy Juice Geller! But first please bring her my place for reeducation. Or maybe I could commission Maksim for a personal portrait of me reeducating this vile Juice. Where did I leave his number....

We are certainly tolerant.....so long as those who speak say things that glorify our Glorious Leader! In fact, ONLY those who support The Great O exist in this country!!!! Did not Stalin gain 100% voter approval on all of the Motherland's Elektion Days? Does not the Great President Hu in China receive the same, as well as our Great Friend Kim Jeongil? So, too, it WILL be for the Great O!!!!! All hail on Elektion Day!!!!!! There is no opposition to The Great O! All these "protests" are really paid aktors by the non-existent "right"! Oppose Our Great Leader?!?!?!? Never!!!!! Everyone knows, and our Great Leader O WILL CRUSH THEM! HAIL KOMRADE OBAMA!!!!Election day this year is going to be fun (as will election day 2012). I'm already stocking up on popcorn....

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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Hillary: DELETE is the new RESET

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Russia sends 'reset' button back to Hillary: 'You need it now more than we do'

Barack Obama finds out from CNN that Hillary Clinton spent four years being his Secretary of State

President Obama honors Leonard Nimoy by taking selfie in front of Starship Enterprise