Stand up, make your point known that what they are saying is just god awful, hateful and bigoted, and just plain walk out. ALTERNATIVELY, bring a bunch of friends/family/school mates to protest outside/inside the church.

Just stand up, tell them that they're ignorant assholes, scream that there is no god*, then say anyone else who recognizes that this is pathetic and hateful can follow you out, then walk away. Then, light the church on fire.*

If the speaker is male get the largest hard on you have ever had and stand up. You should ofcourse be completly naked already at this point. Once everyone is looking at you begin to furiously masterbate and grunt as loudly as possible. Proceed to jizz in the face of whoever is infront of you.

WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!

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ask them politely, "aside from the bible, what is it that makes you hate homosexuals?"

that'll sure piss them off.

Also, this. There is nothing in the Bible from CHRIST which is anti (or pro) homosexuality. The man himself was never recorded speaking about (or never spoke of) the subject.

Homosexuality is referenced three main times in the Bible. The first is Sodom and Gomorrah (sp?). Two cities that were supposedly destroyed by God for their heathenism, which included male one male rape. Not a loving relationship between two men, rape.

The second is Leviticus, "thou shalt not lie with a man as thou would with a woman; that is detestable." Jesus himself condemned Leviticus, which also outlaws cutting a part of your hair, eating non Kosher foods and wearing garments made of multiple fibres.

The third is in Romans, which was written after Jesus died.

None of these are actual teachings of Christ, 2 are from long before him, and one is more a cultural reference from a time after he had died, therefore they have no actual place in a Christian church. Jesus taught love and compassion, not blind hate. Anti-homosexual Christians are hypocrites.

Also, this. There is nothing in the Bible from CHRIST which is anti (or pro) homosexuality. The man himself was never recorded speaking about (or never spoke of) the subject.

Homosexuality is referenced three main times in the Bible. The first is Sodom and Gomorrah (sp?). Two cities that were supposedly destroyed by God for their heathenism, which included male one male rape. Not a loving relationship between two men, rape.

The second is Leviticus, "thou shalt not lie with a man as thou would with a woman; that is detestable." Jesus himself condemned Leviticus, which also outlaws cutting a part of your hair, eating non Kosher foods and wearing garments made of multiple fibres.

The third is in Romans, which was written after Jesus died.

None of these are actual teachings of Christ, 2 are from long before him, and one is more a cultural reference from a time after he had died, therefore they have no actual place in a Christian church. Jesus taught love and compassion, not blind hate. Anti-homosexual Christians are hypocrites.

edit: I feel fierce after writing that.

You deserve a stack of 'em but I'm lazy.

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Also, this. There is nothing in the Bible from CHRIST which is anti (or pro) homosexuality. The man himself was never recorded speaking about (or never spoke of) the subject.

Homosexuality is referenced three main times in the Bible. The first is Sodom and Gomorrah (sp?). Two cities that were supposedly destroyed by God for their heathenism, which included male one male rape. Not a loving relationship between two men, rape.

The second is Leviticus, "thou shalt not lie with a man as thou would with a woman; that is detestable." Jesus himself condemned Leviticus, which also outlaws cutting a part of your hair, eating non Kosher foods and wearing garments made of multiple fibres.

The third is in Romans, which was written after Jesus died.

None of these are actual teachings of Christ, 2 are from long before him, and one is more a cultural reference from a time after he had died, therefore they have no actual place in a Christian church. Jesus taught love and compassion, not blind hate. Anti-homosexual Christians are hypocrites.

edit: I feel fierce after writing that.

Well while we're at it, the bible says nothing about popes, cardinals, confession, worshiping mary, etc

Their beliefs are hateful and cause a massive amount of harm to a huge amount of people, they should be pissed of as frequently and as forcefully as possible.

i agree that fundamentalist ideals do bring about hate and harm to people at times, but pissing them off or preaching the opposite of what they preach makes you no better than them. i believe in keeping your ideals to yourself, regardless of what they are.

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