1-13-17

Weather: Cold.

Conditions: Good to Very good.

Do not use the Hoop’s access trail on the west side of town. There is a big water hole that 3 people found last night. Watch your speed using the road, 25mph, the police warned us they may be watching.

Cold this morning, the trails should be hard as a rock. All reports are good or very good.

An old cowboy walks into the local barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can’t get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber says “No problem”, then he gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he’s finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years.

But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied,”Just bring it back in a couple of days — — Just like everyone else does”.