Okay, let me just say, before proceeding with the meaty details of this item, that this bag is modeled after an actual bowling bag. It is not an actual bowling bag and will not hold a ball. It's definitely sturdy, but I bowling balls are heavy peeps and this is made from yarn. However, it warms my heart that you all think that I possess the skill to make something so, well, functional.

Okay, let's move on shall we?

I definitely took this bag to the next level. I don't really know what level that happens to be, but hey, no matter. An evolution is an evolution.

So, in addition to the steak, we've got a few standard Monster Crochet motifs such as kebabs...

As well as cheeseburgers and franks...

Like its predecessor, This bag is highly constructed, roomy and equipped with zippage. And this one is all mine! No, shipping to a publisher; never be seen again other than on a printed page. Mine, mine mine! Unless of course the offspring fancies it. In that case, it'll be hers, hers, HERS!

LOVE IT!!!! SO MUCH!!!!Think of all the gigantic knitting and crochet projects you can tote around in it. If it were mine, I'd cover it with some sort of sofa plastic to preserve it's gorgeousness and give it more of that retro look!

I'm an avid knitter but now I SIMPLY HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO CROCHET! Please understand that I have been bowling for 14 years and next week I'm in the roll-offs! I might even come home with a big trophy to put on my mantle! How cool would it me if I walked into the finals with that purse? OMG I'm such a midwesterner! Someone make me stop yelling!