2016 Olympics – That’s correct.

As you consider Chicago, I encourage the committee to take a close look at this year’s Gay Games, also in Chicago. Often considered the “Olympic minor leagues,” the Gay Games, while slighly smaller in terms of scale, could prove that yes, Chicago is an Olympic kind of town. Also, if you do it here, please consider building construction as a new event.

Sincerely,
Morgen
Citizen of Chicago…and the world.

Also, I’d like to take this opportunity to officially announce the 2010 Asshole Olympics to be held right here in Chicago as well. The Asshole Olympics feature games of great cunning and wit that range from “parking in the most spots” to “ripping off the greatest number of people at once.” My favorite event is “see who can get punched in the face the fastest.” Always a crowd favorite. I have TV secured, so please don’t contact me about that.

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We also haev to have the “Violates Most Laws By Leaving Junk On Shoveled Spaces” event, usually won by the person who tries to punch an off-duty cop for rightly clearing trash off city streets so people can park.