An Ode To Farts

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
to sound like a song.
A fart can create
a most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
or silent but deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.
A fart can occur
in a number of places,
And leave everyone there
with strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
sooner or later.