If you can't laugh at yourself ... April Fools!

Make it a quad-jammer with breast milk -- and a nipple, please. C'mon, it's not like they haven't tread there before. Starbucks, a Seattle institution that once displayed its own bawdy sense of humor -- or just bawdy sense of body -- by letting its trademark mermaid leave her, uh, high beams on, has only one demographic left to conquer: The under-caffeinated Huggies set. Let's just go ahead and close the circle.