Re: Dumb Jokes Posted Here.... if you dare.

A Conversation in Heaven
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.
WANDA: Hi Sylvia. How'd you die?
SYLVIA: I froze to death.
WANDA: How horrible!
SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
WANDA: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating on me,so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himselfin the den watching TV.

SYLVIA: So, what happened?

WANDA: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started runningall over the house looking. I ran up intothe attic and searched, and down into thebasement. Then I went through every closetand checked under all the beds. I kept this upuntil I had looked everywhere, and finallyI became so exhausted that I just keeled overwith a heart attack and died.

SYLVIA: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.