101 Ways to Leave a Game Show (Ways 16-20)

This week, Jeff and the hapless contestants are hanging out at “his” hotel. Remember, if one of those contestants gets the question wrong, they are ejected from the game in a most unusual way.

16. Strapped to the top of a speeding car crashing through walls of foam bricks in its path (for thinking Ashton Kutcher had created a fragrance; I’ll admit, I was surprised he was the wrong answer).

17. Standing in a window-washing rig dropped down the side of Jeff’s hotel in a free fall (for picking Chihuahua as one of the AKC’s top 10 most popular dog breeds in 2010. nope.)

18. Yanked off the roof of Jeff’s hotel during a “press conference” and dropped off the edge (for thinking the National Toy Hall of Fame had inducted the Ouija Board. it hasn’t. and yes, the stick has been inducted)

19. Dragged from the front of Jeff’s hotel on a red carpet attached to a limo (for thinking Kitty Skintight was a Bond girl from a 007 movie. Really? Too obvious. Dr. Holly Goodhead was played by Lois Chiles in Moonraker and Michaela Clavell’s Penelope Smallbone appeared in Octopussy.)

20. Tipped off a platform face down to drop ten stories into a pool of water (for not realizing that most Americans — according to a 2010 poll by 60 Minutes in Vanity Fair — think ghosts are the most likely to exist.)