Agents are to refrain from using profanity in front of Miss Saotome's daughters. Or encouragement. Remember even though they are sexual demons. They are still impressionable, highly energetic, sensual and adventurous young women.
-We don't want a repeat of Flight 69

All herbal essence shampoo products are now banned from the base.
-"I didn't know it was a Scubi Aphrodisiac." Is not an excuse.

Use of company vans for the unathourized pick up school children is strictly prohibited.
-Upholstery cleaning fees will be garnished from your wages post-mortum.

Company members failing Company Standard Safety Drills are not elligible for the D- Program (i think thats right)
-Seriously, guys. Seriously. Manage your aggro or no res for you!

Brutal human dismemberment of terrorist factions by non-Brood Company Employees is frowned upon.
-Company missions are not a dine and date.

'The willow knows what the storm does not. The power to endure pain outlives the power to inflict it.' -MtG, Blood of the MartyrStatus: Curse-NyanniichuanAppointed Spamville Inquisition Deputy by Shadell September 27, 2006.Appointed Himitsu's Loyal Left Hand Girl October 26, 2006.

Any and all Rocky Horror references made in regards to D-Program applicants are considered to be in bad taste.
- Even if Miss Saotome really can make you a succubus "in just seven days."
- This rule applies doubly to Agent Majors and Agent Weiss.
- Miss Saotome, Misako, and Noriko are not "Sweet Transvestites," and calling them such to their faces is considered to be ill advised.

P.H. Wise wrote:Any and all Rocky Horror references made in regards to D-Program applicants are considered to be in bad taste. - Even if Miss Saotome really can make you a succubus "in just seven days."- This rule applies doubly to Agent Majors and Agent Weiss.- Miss Saotome, Misako, and Noriko are not "Sweet Transvestites," and calling them such to their faces is considered to be ill advised.

Making trips to Company holding cells shall not in any way be reffered to as 'making a stop at the candy shop'. Agents found using this or similar euphanisms for terrorist prisoners will be demoted one pay rank for 3 months. Punishment will be lifted pending service review and said agent passing the Company required Humane Sypathy test.
-WIC Brass understands the contempt Agents may feel for the 'people,' human or otherwise, that we may capture but encourages Agents to keep derogitory commentary out of earshot of said prisoners. The WIC Brass thanks you for your cooperation and support in our efforts to keep enemy subjegation an open option in our diplomatic communications with hostiles. Agents or other personel requiring further motivation are to be kindly reminded that Miss Saotome was once classified as hostile.

'The willow knows what the storm does not. The power to endure pain outlives the power to inflict it.' -MtG, Blood of the MartyrStatus: Curse-NyanniichuanAppointed Spamville Inquisition Deputy by Shadell September 27, 2006.Appointed Himitsu's Loyal Left Hand Girl October 26, 2006.

A bib is not regulation assault mission gear.
-No matter how appropriate it may be.

If Miss Saotome offers you something to eat, politely decline.
-Discretion is the better part of valor. No matter how many succubi cheer for you to 'Chug Chug'
-D-program members are reminded that until turning, eating humans is considered canibalism and frowned upon.

Brandishing a cross at a succubus, even as a joke, is not in good taste.
-Even if you soon will be....

'The willow knows what the storm does not. The power to endure pain outlives the power to inflict it.' -MtG, Blood of the MartyrStatus: Curse-NyanniichuanAppointed Spamville Inquisition Deputy by Shadell September 27, 2006.Appointed Himitsu's Loyal Left Hand Girl October 26, 2006.

While field agents and surveilence teams are encouraged to use lingo to talk about classified Company information in mixed company, food euphanisms are discouraged.
-Pattern Silvers are not to be reffered to as or refferenced to 'Silver Platter'
-In addition rouge Sailor Mercury is not to be refered to as the 'Blue Plate Special'

Appropriation of Company surveilance teams or special equipment for non-approved opperations carries heavy penalties.
-Yes, we know the see-thrue-walls technology is tempting to abuse. Dont do it. 'Combat Desensitization Video'-nuff said.

'The willow knows what the storm does not. The power to endure pain outlives the power to inflict it.' -MtG, Blood of the MartyrStatus: Curse-NyanniichuanAppointed Spamville Inquisition Deputy by Shadell September 27, 2006.Appointed Himitsu's Loyal Left Hand Girl October 26, 2006.