New Supercut: Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talks

Early this morning, I was awoken by three consecutive wall thumps coming from my crawl space, which, as you all know, is the signal from our video editor, Oliver Noble, that he’s completed a new supercut. After I let him out, we watched it, and it was pretty good, so I rewarded him with a few minutes with his gimp mask unzipped and gave him some bactine for his welts.

This is actually our second crowd-sourced supercut, where Oliver provided the topic and you the FilmDrunk reader gave scene suggestions. The result is Cinema’s Greatest Mirror Pep Talk. In a way, it’s kind of like a cross between 40 Inspirational Movie Speeches in Two Minutes and Rich from FourFour’s Mirror Scare Supercut. So basically, we’re doing mash-ups of mash-ups now. Also, we took the liberty of blurring out Mark Wahlberg’s penis in Boogie Nights, which, to my knowledge, is cinema’s only example of a character giving his penis a pep talk in the mirror. I know it’s a prosthetic (which is what I assume every time I see an above-average sized penis now, thanks for that, Boogie Nights), but do you notice that the penis actually hangs below his fingertips? The guy’s got arms like a t-rex. He looks like he needs an assistant to adjust his own collar.

My Next Supercut Suggestion: that thing where someone is about to be tortured, and the torturer brings out a scary bag of tools…(True Lies, Limitless, etc.)

By: McFloobles

07.27.2011 @ 6:22 AM

I fucking love that speech from cool runnings. Sad as it is, I have often said it to myself quietly when the misery is closing in.

By: lancerotomy

07.27.2011 @ 6:57 PM

is there a supercut of people ordering “just a beer” in cinema? if not, could there be one?

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08.01.2011 @ 10:44 AM

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