I regret not saying "Nathan FILLion all of my holes!" in this episode. A fun interactive listening game is to find the moment when that joke would have worked and then yell it out to yourself. Podcasting comes alive.

This episode is brought to you by ABC's new dramatic series NOT FIREFLY

What does k.d. Lang have in common with a bunch of rich guys? Who's the top elephant around here? Where can you see Nala Cat? What even is a mall? Who the fuck is Jason Aldean? Which one of these dang pedals is the brake?!?!!! The answers to these questions, and much more on this Alberta Podcast.

Join us for our exclusive interview with Kelly Pocha, The Racist Denny's Woman.

Also in this episode: Brock, Steve, Hayden, and Danny all crowd into the studio to scream like goats and talk about Brock's mom. Let's go to the REAL Wendy's (the one in Vauxhall) so that we can get our blood sugar up before we use a shovel in a new and exciting way. We find out that only one man in Canada is strong enough to stand up to MS-13(SPOILER: it's NOT the Prime Minister). We get really freaky on Heroin Island and we tell a joke or two.

It's another Chris Free Episode (CFE). Scott, Emily, and Greg join Keifer in the Alberta Studio to read some letters. Should we be allowed to shoot people if they're drunk? What will become of the big pipeline? Where should you go if you want to make out with boys in Cochrane? Is it actually cool and good to touch bears on the tummy? Is your space heater safe? What's the score?

The answers to these questions and also some other cool stuff in this very special BONUS episode of Alberta Podcast!