Saturday, 24 January 2009

Dog walker finds British Economy in woods shock

A dog walker from Somerset today found the British Economy languishing in woods by a river.

Ms Lilith P. Stuff said "I can't say I was surprised. I am still in shock all the same...the dog ran up to it barking madly and I realised then that all hope was lost. I hear the driver, Mr G Ignominious Brown, leapt clear before impact, having looted the gold"

Bits of it Mutley, probably. There are two carriages (not shown) in the middle that are very twisted. I would have thought it's a write off, just from a safety point of view of sticking to the rails...

I still squirm while recalling trying to remember all the words while playing at a Lady chum's 21st!

Really sad thing is that she and her sister died in the Hither Green train crash a few months later, and to this day I still wish I'd left that bloody guitar at home that night - everyone would have had a much better night...