Friday, March 14, 2003

Memo

To: Big Wig CEO of my company

From: Me

Subj: 2002 Discretionary Bonus

Dear Sir,

On behalf of myself and my whole family I would like to take this opportunity to thank you for the discretionary award. I am very excited to see your appreciation of our hard work shown in the only form of gratitude we truly appreciate...money. I look forward to continually working hard and receiving even more money from you this year.

Sincerely,

Mike

P.S. If you see Dodge this weekend, tell him I had to get the hell out. Thank you.