In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about the worst thing to happen to Bosnia, the most depressing sharing of anecdotes, and why Jon thinks Zelda doesn't deserve the love.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits... who knows? It has been so long since we recorded it. In a world of technical issues, we weren't sure this episode would ever see the light of day, but Jon played a trial of Watch Dogs 2 so we thought it was important.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Jon tells us all about why he doesn't like Garden State, Owen has been watching a Series of Unfortunate Events, and Bambi has found a new way to get lucky.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about technical hitches, we keep up with Live Streaming for the second week, Jon has finished Final Fantasy XV, and we meet some very special Mermaids.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we explore why the grim reaper won't go to the gym anymore, why the Jungle Book isn't all that, and why Peter Park only has himself to blame for his crippling loneliness.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, more ghostly evidence of ghosts, Jon is a special boy with a special sandwich, and we talk about the latest German War Machine you didn't expect.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Dead or Alive, the evidence you've been waiting for all this time that Ghosts are definitely, definitely real, we get into the nitty gritty of why the internet sucks and Dragon Quest Monsters is good but slightly less good the longer you play.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, there's a REAL MERMAID, Owen has been playing a Transformers game that doesn't suck, Jon wants to spoil Luke Cage and we're hilarious as always.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we have a long and definitely very interesting discussing about consumer rights, Owen talks scary underwater games, Jon's been on holiday, and then just as things are getting sexy, the show ends abruptly.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, kitchen appliances must cross international borders to be safe, X-Men Apocalypse kind of sucks, Paragon kind of doesn't suck, and the Godfather theme makes an unexpected appearance.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we tell you why Mister Twister is the DC Universe's greatest villain, why Nightwing is a coward, and give you the low down on all that beautiful E3 news.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, COMICS! We talk the next DC Rebirth issues, why Superman never gets sick, where is Wonder Woman's underwear? Batman's EXTREME new workout, and why the universe is doomed if Green Arrow doesn't get his shit together.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk the most modern of modern Prometheuseses, why Small Soldiers is bullshit, the great Telephone patent heist, weird old comics, weird new comics, and two very sleepy hosts.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk Parkitect, we talk Tropico, and then we done the big one, not stop Civil War action. It's Iron Man vs Captain, Black Panther vs Winter Soldier, and Milky Man vs Tom Hanks Crab. All your favourite characters are going at it, and we're going to make you listen to us talk about it.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we have a celebrity fan communicating from another realm, Jon has been reading some comics, Owen hasn't, and there's a special trip into a wonderful world of Toys, but can we not go back please.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Dark
Souls II sucks, Triskets are peeeeeeeeeeoooooooople, The Prince is
Dead, Long live the Prince, and the concession stand story that is
rocking the country.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we sync up like we never have before, why drunk people shouldn't be allowed phones, why lawyers shouldn't be allowed to represent nerds, and more comics action.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we make it the Superman special, what DID happen to the Man of Tomorrow, what happened to Owen's laptop, and what the hell happened to Batman vs Superman.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Batman v Superman is out but we haven't seen it, Jon gets healthy and regrets we, we talk about the first man to break light speed, Jon doesn't like Dark Souls, and Owen is still catching up on comics.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, you will find surprisingly little conversation about The Division, Jon talks about games that aren't really free to play, Owen is catching up with comics, and there's a lot of love for Daredevil Season 2

Hey guys, in this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about the growing scourge of drinking in our schools, the poor decisions of Mumford and Sons, all the greatest heroes from the Amalgam issues that never were, and why Mockingjay Part 2 pretty much sucks.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we cover the car crash that is The X-Files Season 10, when good TV shows get cancelled, Abe's Oddysee New 'n' Tasty, and Jon tries out a new career that puts the DARE in DAIRY.

Oh god, the nightmare isn't over yet. I don't remember much of what happened in this episode, except that things got real, then weird, then real again. We cover the latest Wisconsin Headlines, we talk deepest history, and I feel like I'm going to puke.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, the countdown is over and the drinking begins. We discuss Gotham, some other stuff I don't remember, and Owen drinks too much Jack Daniels. Hold on to your butts.

This weeks on Those Aren't Biscuits, we don't have this week's biscuits. You're going to have to wait until next week for the big drunk podcast you were promised. Listen for more details. Fear ye not, however, for we have small taste of biscuits yet to come. Download, dear listener, for a glimpse into the distant future of next Thursday.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk about how Jon became public enemy number 1, we take a trip into the distant past of 1996 with the official Space Jam web page, and we just find time to talk about the Top Gun sequel that never was.

In this week's exiting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we talk about the latest Grindr alternative, the exciting adventures of Sandman (and convincing Jon to read it) and the latest hit tune that has Jon leaking from his eye-holes.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits some stuff happened. I don't know what it was, we recorded this nearly a week ago. We mentioned Star Wars I think, and the fact that the show is 52 episodes old. Something to do with Iron Man. I dunno, listen to it and see.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle the Christmas Card from a war-zone, one very merry pensioner, Wisconsin's best headlines, and the latest move from Louis C.K that won't have you laughing.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we tackle the lesser known holiday traditions, those sad acts who have to work Thanksgiving, the charitable act of the century, and at last, Star Wars Battlefront.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we tackle that exciting new Marvel trailer, a coconut attack on the Wisconsin PD, the latest wacky move from the Mafia, why Vietnam sucked, Jessica Jones chat and why Owen doesn't know Luke Cage so well.

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we get Spooky just in time to say goodbye to Halloween, Owen tells you about an amazing new use for Marshmallows, and we tease the action movie that has a hero we can all identify with.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk about all the latest Acorn Archimedes news, why Doom made Owen sick, why Elena is the best Uncharted character, and why it isn't just people from New Zealand who say Bob's Your Uncle. Lastly we tell you why we won't be boycotting Star Wars VII.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we tackle all the greatest hit of the music world, including a never before heard rendition of a pop classic. Then we talk the greatest ever music videos, and there's just time for a 90s cartoons tangent before the end.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, Owen gets preachy about advertising, Jon continues to fight for justice, Jury selection is kind of messed up, there's a surprise last minute announcement about Playstation Plus games, and we talk about comic book TV shows that suck.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, we talk inappropriate voice overs, what is Playboy magazine all about? We show Jon the hottest new Pokemon animation, and Jon is definitely not in trouble with Homeland Security.

On this week's exciting episode of biscuits we talk about the most ironic Twilight Zone marathon, why Casinos don't need to cheat, Snakes vs Chutes, Jon needs to watch Smallville and why public wedding proposals are the worst.

On this week's exciting episode of biscuits, CRACKLES! We talk about the latest innovations in MMO technology, Jon has been causing trouble in malls again, businesses should just shut up and take our money, and Jon would do anything for love, but he won't do that.

Contained within the boundaries of this interval's programme, our duo of presenters present discourse on unplanned plot twists, the pretentiousness of youth, we're all about TED talks, and we get nostalgic about what liars we are.

In this exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we become the women of our dreams, we run down the latest, greatest trailers, Jon steals a vacuum cleaner from nudists, and we reminisce about compilation album commercials.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits, you WILL meet a man made of sugar, it's hard to find a butcher on a Sunday, and we learn why Darth Vader shouldn't dress as a deer. We take a break for a serious debate about Gun Control and then we delve into the greatest Choose Your Own Adventure Book ever written.

In this week's exciting episode of Those Aren't Biscuits we discuss Steven Seagal's Martial Arts mentor, the world's finest Caribou Romance, Han Solo's second job and the woman haunted by a life in music.

It's an extra special episode of biscuits this week, as Owen records from the wrong mic, Jon locks out the cat, and we discuss important topics like why Hank Pym is unfilmable, why Mad Max is awesome and Return of Kings sucks, why justice is returning to the City of Blarp City and Tom Hanks still won't come out of his shell.

On this week's show we discuss which celebrities will not be joining Owen for coffee, what Thor 2, Mario Kart and dead pets have in common, the 80s Transformers crossover that should have been, and a DS pitch that shouldn't.

It's a little late, and a little short, but it's all gold this week as we unveil our second lengthy Daredevil chat, our thorough exploration of Iron Man's Interview and the world's most original DS pitch.

It's another exciting episode of Biscuits this week, as we discuss where sitcoms get their names from, the world's worst chat-up lines, biggest mail order regrets and the Halo spin-off you've all been waiting for.

It's a shorter episode this week but we still find time to invent a new pub game, discuss Don McLean's most exciting album, explore what the Star Wars trilogy would be like if Keith David played Lando and finally we show why the Lego Video Games need to start branching out.

Get some ice ready because it's a very special Biscuits this week. Jon and I have drinks at the ready as we discuss Wisonsin's responsible drinking, why you should never meet relatives at a urinal, why Pepperidge Farm wants a taste and patriotic nudity.

It's a very special Biscuits this week as we open the floor to the public and take on some really strange questions. After that we get talk about why Jon isn't allowed to play CounterStrike, we have Deja Vu about Majora's Mask, and we kill the mood by saying serious things about Peurto Rico. There's just time to talk about the latest game made especially for the common man before we go.

It's a very special biscuits this week as we make our long overdue return. In this episode we discuss marketing on toilet walls, the new One Direction movie, the hidden dangers of The Ocarina of Time and why Large Mouth Bass are the fish of love.

This week we cover Spider-Man's double dealing, we Judge Judge Dredd and Jon reveals that he has never seen a movie. We tell you which politician DEFINITELY isn't a witch, and why there's nothing like a Jedi on your schoolboard. Then there's just time before we go to talk about a new family game with a political twist.

You can pay with love this week as we discuss the new McDonalds ad, Jon's missing voicemail and why those new headphones just aren't compatible. Later we share our publishing expertise, just before a very special appearance from Johnny Depp.