No, Ted Nugent Is Not A Pedophile Or A Draft Dodger

Propaganda: Second Amendment supporter and Republican Ted Nugent is a pedophile and draft dodger! He’s a bad person who should be shunned and ignored!

FACTS:

In the overall scheme of things, what progressives think of a 65-year old rock icon doesn’t matter much. But this is a good example of how the Left will take a set of facts and twist them until they bear no resemblance to reality. So, here goes…

Pedophilia or paedophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger, though specific diagnostic criteria for the disorder extends the cut-off point for prepubescence to age 13.[1][2][3][4]

To support this claim, progressives trot out Pele Massa. Massa was a 17-year old Hawaiian girl. Note, she was 17 not prepubescent, not 11, not 13. Not only was she a willing participant but her parents gave Ted Nugent legal guardianship of Pele so they could be together.

So, no pedophilia. And a willing relationship with a 17-year old, sanctioned, legally, by the girl’s parents.

Actually, Massa was 3 years older than Priscilla Beaulieu – when Elvis Presley took her to bed.

Was it wise on Ted’s part? I don’t believe so. But I’m not a rock star. Was it legal? Absolutely.

Nugent complied with all conscription policies, never left the United States, never failed to register or comply with any process related to the Draft.

Progressives are also fond of the story that Ted “crapped in his pants” to get his 4-F. You can’t get a 4-F by crapping in your pants. This ridiculous story stems from a joke Nugent made to High Times in 1977. Ted says the reason he failed his “fitness for duty” physical is he was doing meth. Which story sounds more likely to you? A rock musician failing his medical test as a result of drugs or failing it because of soiled underwear?

So, is The Motor City Madman a little intense, a little out there? You decide.

That Bill Clinton went to great lengths to avoid the Vietnam-era draft, that he used political connections to obtain special favors, and that he made promises and commitments he later failed to honor, are all beyond dispute.

Didn’t George W. Bush dodge the draft too? Also, having sex with an underage girl is a little questionable. Just because he isn’t technically a “pedophile” doesn’t mean we can’t challenge his actions on moral grounds.

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AWESOME!
Hey, not only can we make up the biggest lies about Ted Nugent a la what our idol Joseph Goebbels taught us (i.e. claiming that Ted dodged the draft, craps his pants, and rapes girls under the age of 13) — we also threaten, with violence, any conservative, Christian, Republican, Jew, Patriot, Hindu, or Tea-Partier who dares disagree with us! Boy, we liberals are real cool. :D

I prefer Marillion. I wrote this post to show that the charges of pedophilia and draft “dodging” were a lie. Which they are.

You seem to want to argue whether he’s a model citizen. I never made that claim. If you want to discuss morality, check out the Moral North Blog (see links at right). This site is dedicated to debunking progressive propaganda.

No, it’s called a joke, Bob. I thought liberals liked jokes. Oh, wait… not when the joke’s on you. Your bad. Now I get to post your remark on Facebook so all the world can laugh at your stupidity. What’s your IQ? Somewhere in the single-digits? Figured. :T

Some guys LOOK big. purplepixie1215, you’re just a little schmuck. Your mama should know that you’re trying to debate with big boys in a conservative-run blog; STAY IN YOUR MAMA’S BASEMENT, OKAY? Just ‘cuz you can shave, you’re still a little boy. You’re just a little boy. You’re a jerk.

The fact is that your piece is fluff, and even worse, outright lies. You don’t even hold him to his own admissions! You assert that the High Times interview is a “joke”, yet you don’t even cite a single instance of him making that assertion. By the way, is MoralNorth your real name. You are a lying ideological hack, aside from being a world class asshat. Your very nature disproves virtually any claim you make. Here’s a little more “fluff” for any of you that are concerned with facts as opposed this Pseudo-Christian Theocratic Fascist Revolutionary wannabe pablum.

If you liberals on this website called a Muslim a pedophile, you woulda had your heads (on your shoulders and between your legs, if you know what I mean) hacked the hell off in accordance with Sharia law.

P.S.: Slandering Ted Nugent will only make you look like bigger jackasses (or jennyasses, depending on your gender) than you already are. Now go clean yourselves up, liberal dodos, before y’all wet the carpet.

Tell you what: Go ahead and tell Ted’s wife Shemane that he’s a “pedophile” [sic]. See what she says. You tell her, “Hey, your husband is a child-molesting draft-dodging pants-crapping piece of crap, and if you support him, you are what’s wrong with America.”

Can he still play guitar well? Or does he spend so much time being an idiot that he doesn’t practice his instrument anymore? There’s no doubt he’s an idiot by his idiotic behavior, shooting feral pigs from a helicopter Texas that the state doesn’t need or want him doing and threatening the POTUS. He should spend less time packing rounds and more time practicing music. In fact, I challenge him to a riff off. He can come to St Louis and I’ll show him how it’s done!

I have the balls to challenge Sweaty Teddy to a riff off. Can you get in touch with him so we can do that? I’m serious, get the freak here in Lou and I’ll show him how to play lead guitar AND sing well. I don’t know how you got Muslim in that since I don’t think many of them play lead guitar anyway. This is the same challenge I put out to ‘shoe salesman’ Carlos Santana. Yes, I have the balls to do that too. I have no fears of taking either one of these former musicians on in a riff off. And Vicky, don’t try to guess my political leanings because I’m sure you will get them wrong. I just think that Teddy is not fit for politics as much as I do Clooney or Bono. Reagan had Alzheimer’s before he even left office, and I voted for him. Reagan, “I don’t remember!” Celebrities should stay out of politics.

Says the idiot, Vickie! I got you on that one! I knew posting anonymous would be the only thing you could pick at legitimately. The only other thing Vickie can do is brand me a liberal because I disagree him and the other Ted Heads. Nugent is an embarrassment to Americans, an embarrassment to Vickie and the rest of us. Vickie just hasn’t woke up to it yet, or woke up at all for that matter. Nugent should stick to being a quasi musician because that’s all he ever was and ever will be. Nothing matters, young wife, too afraid to get his ass shot off. He’d probably relieve himself if someone actually pointed a gun at him. Once I had respect for him in the Amboy Dukes. I used to play “Papa’s Will” and others of his work. But Ted hasn’t done any actual work in a long time. Oh yeah, he played around in the woods on TV for a short while, a SHORT while. That was when he got caught with illegal bait and got canceled. Then he broke the law in other states after he got his hunting license revoked. So Vickie, the liberal accuser, Rosanne Barr (who should also stay out of politics) kisser, defends a proven law breaker. If Vickie is smart he will not attack me again… But Vickie…’MERICAN is not!

Don’t threaten me, Vickie. I’ll stay on this blog until kicked off. The subject is the law breaker Ted Nugent. Other charges might not stick but there are plenty that have. If you want to defend someone that looked like he does in his picture here, that’s your business. I don’t click on links like you one you put up. You must really think I’m stupid if you think I’ll do that. That could send a bot that would eat up my hard drive. If you don’t want me here then kick me off or get me kicked off.

The fact is, Ted Nugent is supposed to be a famous musician, quasi musician compared to many at my level. So if I have to go to his Facebook page to find out what he’s up to, which I wouldn’t because he embarrasses me as an American, he’s just not that famous of a quasi musician. You have to stay at it to stay famous. Just like Lady Gaga, Paul McCartney, Britney Spears, Miley and the rest, if your not out there in the public eye, not just Facetrash, you loose your fame. That’s why Ted Nugent has to pull these stunts he does, just makes him look silly. About as silly as camo furniture or wearing it in public.

Perhaps I didn’t speak clearly enough. GIVE ME PROOF THAT UNCLE TED IS A “PEDOPHILE” [sic], “DRAFT-DODGER” [sic], AND A “PANTS-CRAPPER” [sic], OR GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY BEFORE HE FILES A CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST YOU FOR DELIBERATELY MAKING UP LIES INTENDING TO TARNISH HIS IMAGE. IF VESSE JENTURA CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, THEN UNCLE TED CAN ABUSE THE LOOPHOLE AND USE IT TO HIS OWN ADVANTAGE. CA PICHE?

ALSO… When I worked in Flint in the mid 90’s police caught Ted Nugent at 90 MPH running through Genesee county right through Flint city limits with a lower speed limit. They knew he was traveling at much higher speeds in his Corvette but only got the gun on him at 90. I guess Ted can break traffic laws too; huh Vickie? Are you okay with that, Vickie? What about on your street? Do you have any children, Vickie? What if they were on I-69 and Nugent decided to run the cobwebs out of his rail? The man is dangerous. I’m just trying to school you. It’s not personal, as you’ve done with me, Vickie. I just thought you could use all the information. Damn Yankees sucked!

Do not be a smartass, smartass. You know what happens to smartasses? I castrate them. Painfully and grotesquely. And use them all as LATRINES. And I regret nothing for doing so. And Joe Bob, son of Billy Joe Bob, grandfather of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob, cousin of Johnny Joe Billy Jimbo Bob. And one to grow on.

Let’s just say I believe your recounting of the incident. Which I don’t. Because you are full of, as Penn Jillette and his magical partner Teller call you, a BS-filled A-hole. Unless you and yours are starving, YOU need to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc_LIR5ExIU

Once again, you liberals (and don’t ask me why I call you a liberal; my sub-conscious knows more than you do in one finger) are missing the point: If you wouldn’t say anything bad about a terrorist group bent on killing women and children, then don’t DARE say anything bad about our beloved Uncle Ted. If you know what’s good for you.

Vickie seems to think his comments hurt me or frighten me. Vickie doesn’t understand that this is over the internet, that’s how dumb he is. He tries to boss people around like a cop. Are you the fuzz, Vickie? You sound like fuzz by your comments.

What I need to know is when Vickie needs his mother home. Are you out of Jello, Vickie? You see, Vickie made some personal attacks toward me over the internet. That makes him a troll. He’s a troll, always has been and always will be; right Vickie? Admit it, the only reason you threaten people with violence over the internet is because of your deep seated self doubt. I mean, over the internet, please! Come get me Vickie! I live in Lou. I’ll have your ass in Gumbo covering your ass in a second.

Some guys LOOK big; I’m ACTUALLY big (six feet tall with a well-built body, and proud of God and guns), and you’re just a little schmuck. Your momma should know that you’re failing to properly debate with REAL AMERICANS on a conservative-run blog; stay at home. Okay? Okay? Just ‘cuz you can shave, you’re still a little boy. You’re just a little boy. You’re a jerk.

People like Vickie are why the Russians think we are weak. This is supposed to be the UNITED States. Yet people like Vickie act as if we are in constant civil war. That must be because Vickie and his type love war. Love war Vickie?

PS: People like OBAMA are why the Russians think we are weak, burnt-out-bulb liberal. Yes. I called you not a dim-bulb liberal, but a burnt-out-bulb liberal. Why? Because your light bulb is not merely dim, but rather completely burnt out, thereby rendering you incapable of any rational thinking. And if you’ve got a problem with people like me, maybe you should move to Saudi Arabia and preach your anti-war agenda there. The ticket is free. You’re welcome.

Unlike most of you, I actually read Nugents book “Ted, White, and Blue” and according to Nugent himself. (1) he is a draft roger ( 2) he likes have sex with little girls 12-17 ( I don’t know what age makes someone like this a pedophile? But it’s a far cry from the strong family values he preaches to others about. I guess if one considers a 40+ Year old man banging thief 12 year old baby girl perfectly acceptable and a man of good character than to those people only would Nugent be a good person of character. And when he was belittle blacks for the rap lyrics they right about, I read some the black rap lyrics he Ted attract and sone of his lyrics he wrote like Jailbait about having sex with. 13 year old girl and getting her parents permission just that way Law Authorities they say many serial pedophiles get their victims. Not my place to tell others how to live their lives, however, as an old white man who served two tours in Nam, lost many good brothers who weren’t blowhard chicken shit cowards like this sick man, I would like to take ole Ted out on patrol alone and make he never again disrespected my brothers in war who didn’t make it home by pretending to be some bad ass hero of war when the little girls he seduces with no remorse have more courage than he will ever have. What makes this guy so very strange to me is He is everything and worse than all the people and things he hate so much? I find sick and others seem to just look the other way and are ok with it? Further more the guy has like 8-9 kids many out of wedlock and a couple had to sue him for not taking care of his kids and had to go on welfare so you and Could feed his kids for him when he has plenty of money to do so himself.

Nugent is just like Vickie, two peas in a pod you might say. That is why Vickie defends Nugent so feverantly. It’s like they fell off the same imaginary tree. Like the same tree imaginary Eric Cartman fell from too. I’m just trying to help Vickie with her dulusions. Eric Cartman? Threatening people with violence over internet? Boasting how tall she is? Vickie seems like a wounded bear out to beat everyone against a tree. Imaginary tree? Yes, this blog is Vickie’s imaginary tree that she can beat us against. He is a sociopath so she loves this activity. Examine what Vickie writes and see for yourself if she is not a danger to society. She needs help…

Then you are less educated than me and you are too dumb to live because you cannot accept the fact that I am a man and not a woman, contrary to what you THINK, so you better piss off unless you want me to shove my Remington up your anus, bub.

I was referring to the tampon you have up your ass, Vickie. Besides, this is the internet, you nor I have any real idea what sex either of us are. You claim to be American but you could be a woman in Nigeria. And that Remington, the cops are still waiting for you so bring it on. You’re just a bully going around threatening people over the internet. I mean please! The internet! That shows how smart you really are. When shall I tell the cops you will be around? They have some new equipment and techniques they want to try on you. I believe I have enough to file a complaint or at least give them a heads up. Should the cops have their heads up for you? They couldn’t care less about my own dangerousness. They know me and respect me as I them.

And if you call my comments threatening, damn right they’re a threat. A threat to pansy-ass liberals like you. My Remington makes liberals look like accidents. And if you don’t like the Second Amendment, fock off to another country. You are not welcome in America.