One day when I came home at lunchtime I heard a funny noise,
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was one of those rowdy boys.
Stood there was my neighbour called Peter and a flux capacitor.

He told me he'd built a time machine like the one in the film I've seen - yeah. He said:
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater,
And your great, great, great grand-daughter is pretty fine, is pretty fine.

He took me to the future in the flux thing and I saw everything,
Boybands, and another one, and another one, and another one.
Triple-breasted women swim around town, totally naked.

He told me he'd built a time machine like the one in the film I've seen - yeah. He said:
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater,
And your great, great, great grand-daughter is pretty fine, is pretty fine, is pretty fine.

Trogdor

I took a trip to the year 3000, this song had gone multi-platinum,
Everybody bought our seventh album, it had out-sold Michael Jackson.
I took a trip to the year 3000, this song had gone multi-platinum,
Everybody bought our seventh album, seventh album, seventh album.

He told me he'd built a time machine like the one in the film I've seen - yeah. He said:
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater,
And your great, great, great grand-daughter is pretty fine, is pretty fine, is pretty fine.
I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but they lived underwater,
And your great, great, great grand-daughter is pretty fine, is pretty fine, is pretty fine.