In truth, the girl was probably in her mid-20s, and the (all-male) camera crew not much older (but all of them “legal” for the seedy purposes I’m implying). Or that they’re implying, because seconds after I tweeted that last item, their big white van pulled up right beside me, effectively blocking my “view” of the “scene.”

A quick survey of Toronto-based wedding photographer websites suggests that no permit is needed to shoot at Cherry Beach, which is kind of ironic given that the gentleman who joined the model atop the vehicle as we drove away seemed intent on doing that very thing.