Football. Whether you like it or not, it's the world's favourite sport, and it has been ever since some bloke decided that booting a pig's bladder around would be a good laugh, back in 18-dickety-3.

Now, players are kicking around a synthetic ball that's presumably never been filled with pig urine, and they're performing spectacular tricks out on the streetz. Past FIFA Street game's have been cartoon-ified arcadey misfires, but this is EA Sports' big reboot for the series. But is it a goal or a strike over the crossbar into row Z?