Stressed man (or lady): “Let me tell you about stress: I’ve got brothers and sisters and aunts and uncles and cousins and in-laws and outlaws at my house right now! They all need gifts! But I can’t find all the stuff! And the shoppers are out of control! And I’m just about out of my mind!” (He (or she) laughs maniacally and Wally backs off at the look in his (or her) eye as he (or she) resumes his (or her) stride.)

Haughty Man: “How dare you approach me with the idea of celebrating Christmas! That pagan, commercialized excuse for running up credit card bills, and worshiping at the false altar of SANTA CLAUS! Begone, heathen!” (begins to hit him with his umbrella as he signs off)

Wally: “Ouch! Well, trying to find some peace -oof!- can be stressful when you neglect the Prince of Peace! -Yowch!- I’m Wally W. Wigwacker, getting whacked by a wigged-out weirdo wielding a wicked walking stick!”

(He runs off stage pursued by the Haughty Man who is on a roll.)

THE END

(Click here to download a PDF file of this script that you can print and use.)

Dramatic Plays:
Our plays range from 20 minutes all the way up to 80 minutes. They are written to engage the viewer, make them think, to impact the emotions, and present the Gospel in such a way that they perceive it as meeting the needs of their life. The aim is to bless the believer, and give the person that has never made a decision for Christ a desire to invite Him into their life.

Comedic Skits:
Our skits range in length from 5 minutes up to 20 minutes. While most are comedic in nature, using humor to impart a perspective that may not have been considered, the laughs are all tied into the message, and there is always a resolution that leads the viewer into consideration of the Truth contained in it. The humor can be enjoyed by all ages.

Soundtracks:
The soundtracks that we make to accompany the scripts add drama and emotional impact to the script’s performance. There are two different kinds of script and soundtrack; the kind where you do the lines live and the soundtrack is played at certain times during the performance; and second, the kind that supplies all the narration, music and effects mixed together to play as the actors perform, with no lines to learn. Each script description page tells you which kind it is under the “Soundtrack Key.”

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How To Use This Site

Our “budget-friendly” scripts are found on the Script Page, which is on the menu. Click on the skit title or banner above each synopsis to explore the script through a complete scene-by-scene description, with many sample pages.

Each of the scripts have accompanying audio tracks that will enhance your performance. There are audio preview clips all through the description.

Once you have decided to perform a script, you can order it and the audio tracks for immediate download. On most of them, there is also an option to purchase it in physical CD form if you prefer.

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About Our Skit Trax

Here at Christian Skit Scripts, our exciting scripts have an accompanying soundtrack that will make your efforts much more effective!

Use these original soundtracks and both the audience and the actors will be energized and electrified! The right music and sound effects can make an emotional scene have much more impact and effect; likewise a comedy scene.

Some are of the type where the sounds and music play at various times as you act and deliver the lines. Others are in our unique “Play/Act” format which means there are no lines to learn; all the narration, music and sound effects are pre-mixed, all you have to do is act along.

The music and sound effects we supply to synchronize with your on-stage action are first-rate quality. Fully-orchestrated original themes and Hollywood-quality sound effects are digitally recorded and mixed with professional skill to make your special program come to startling life.

Collect ‘Em All: The Ultimate Skit Kit!

The scripts and soundtracks have proved to be so popular, that I have packaged them all together in one money and time-saving item! Called “The Ultimate Skit Kit,” this binder holds 24 soundtrack CDs, containing the musical and sound elements to all the scripts from this site, over 50 in all! Plus, a CD-ROM that contains all the scripts offered here on the site.

NOW AVAILABLE in USB Drive for only $100!

Buy it on the Ultimate Skit Kit Page on the menu, and lift your drama team to an exciting new plateau of effectiveness and professionalism. And save big bucks at the same time!

Here’s what one recent happy customer had to say:

Hey Fred,

I just received the Ultimate Skit Kit in the mail today. Thank you for sending it so rapidly. I applaud your organizational skills! This is such a professional package and quite impressive!

Also, thank you for providing such wonderful skits with sound effects that smaller churches like ourselves can afford with limited funds.