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Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Meat hanging From The Ceiling

A man walks into a bar and sees two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling.

Confused,
he asks the bartender "why do you have meat hanging from your ceiling?"

The bartender says "I'm glad you asked, currently we have a challenge
going on where if you can jump up and slap both pieces of meat with your
hands I'll cover your tab for the whole rest of the night. However, if
you attempt to slap the meat and miss, you have to pay for everyone
else's drinks in the bar until we close."

The bartender looks back at
the customer and asks "So what do you say, would you like to give the
challenge a shot?"

B.

B. is a copywriter and a degenerate social contributor. She resides in 2 sq foot apartment in Southern California. She continues to foster positive relationships with those around her by saying things she shouldn’t. She also flunked Spanish in college.