Friday, September 04, 2009

Can I tell you...

How hard it is to find a pair of coconuts that fit my boobs? Half the coconuts I tried on had my boobs spilling out of them. Now not that I have a problem of hanging out of my coconuts but lets be fair I am meeting his friends for the first time (I'll wait till later to fall out of my coconuts). While I don't mind wearing my clevage out, I didn't think having my boobs hang out the bottom especially attractive. Finally I told the sales lady I need the extra-extra large coconuts. She then explained to me that their coconuts only come in one size...Fine I threw my hands up in the air.

So I did what any girl determined to go to the lual party would do; I had to make my own coconut bra....Two bowls painted brown...you can't even tell there not real coconutsOff to the partyAloha