A white guy goes to karaoke. He found it difficult to enunciate 'chickety china a Chinese chicken'.

A white guy uses his rollover minutes.

A white guy has allergies. He takes a Claritin.

A white guy checks the date on a milk carton.

What kind of tree is that? I don't know, but a white guy would.

A white guy starts a blog. A white girl realizes that starting all the jokes with "a white guy" is kind of sexist. She gets upset, cries, chops off all her hair and drives to D.C. to protest about women's rights. She then becomes a women's studies professor and gets a civil union with her partner, Tammy.

A white guy never tells anyone who he voted for. In the Republican primary.

A white guy sucks a dick. He's gay.

A white guy makes his girlfriend get an abortion because he wants to see the world.

Welcome to White Guy Jokes...

These jokes derive their humor through the mundane, everyday tasks of a person. The best jokes lack racial stereotypes and often a punchline. The format usually reads like: "See Jack run. He runs fast." Nobody is really sure where the humor comes from, but it is surely there.Read more on our About Page