It happens rarely, but every once in a while I find myself, in a moment of weakness, pandering to the unwashed masses. This takes the form of some bullshit MOR tech-house or something that I think "they" want. But never underestimate your audience. When I played this, I felt like I had ebola.

I have to go with my own track, featuring Jake Shears, from a few years back. It had all the elements, I thought. But alas, the marketplace spoke, and in the end that's the beauty of pop: only a hit is a hit.