"And if you've got spare reading time and know anything about the Eberron campaign setting for D&D, try reading this. Just make sure you're not drinking anything while you do, because it's annoying to have to replace keyboards and monitors after the drink gets all over them."

I can't say I know much about Eberron except a deep hatred for it, due to a bad past experience in the one Eberron game I played. When they say "We need a party healer", the solution is not making a cleric. Stupid living constructs »

243. Good Warforged are not Autobots, evil ones are not Decepticons.
244. Warforged Druids are not Maximals or Predacons, for that matter.

374) You cannot polymorph your crewmates into uninjured versions of themselves simply because no one bothered to play a cleric

405. I will not attempt to graft warforged parts onto my body and ask to use the Rules of Shadowrun for this.