I have the same problem as MmeGoblindt. When I come to tidying the bathroom cupboard out I usually find a stash of empty rolls, why they are not just put in the bathroom bin that is actually nearer to the toilet, will remain one of life's unsolved mysteries

<idiot goes to loo. does business. looks up. Oh dear! no loo roll. Loo roll all gone. takes old roll off holder. wanders from loo with trousers around ankles to cupboard. puts roll down in cupboard to get better grip on both new roll and trousers that are now tripping idiot up. returns to loo to continue ablutions. balances roll on top of holder thinking to sort it out after sorting self out. being idiot, utterly forgets that loo roll ever existed as soon as finishes using. over next x days, assumes that since someone else (ie the materfamilias, whose job is, well, everything) has not put roll on holder, then it is now acceptable/ desirable to leave the feckin thing balanced.>

DD loves changing the loo roll. I often find all the paper from the current roll unravelled on the floor and a nice fresh roll proudly placed on the holder. And she puts the old roll (sans paper, which is of course on the floor) in the bin. [proud]

My DH is an avid recycler so I obediently leave the tubes out but hardly ever remenber to carry them downstairs and put them in the recycling bin. And of course, DH never does. So from time-to-time I just shove the buggers in the bin.

This is similar to DH's diktat that all ringpulls (like from cartons of orange juice)must be cut through with scissors otherwise they get stuck round birds' legs. Which means he leaves them all over the kitchen for me to cut and put in the bin so the poor birdie-wirdies are safer.

Am seriously trying to imagine the scenario in which a birdy of exactly the right size would be lurking around waiting to find a plastic ring to stick its foot into. If it finds it in a landfill, chances are that birdy wirdy is a filthy great seagull- wouldn't be able to fit its clumping great foot into one of those (think Cinderella's ugly stepsisters).

Whilst I accept that YANBU in expecting at least one person, other than you, to put a pigging roll of lavvie paper on the pigging holder, it is my long held belief that pigging bogroll holders were only put upon the earth to be a bone of contention. Hence I don't have one (or rather two, given the number of lavs).