Who Wears Tort Shorts?

Cuz most gay men would surely sue if they discovered their conquest was wearing "Flashback" ass-enhancing undies. From designer Andrew Christian: "Surprisingly, I was actually inspired to create this technology while at the gym and seeing how hard men work on exercising their buttocks. I just knew that there had to be a way to achieve similar results by simply wearing underwear." Underwear technology. Got it?