Did you just hear that? That was the sound of another One Direction music video being released and as a result every girl between the ages of 9-26 falling to the floor simultaneously. The video is for lead single “Steal My Girl” off their forthcoming fourth album titled “Four.” Say that 10 times fast.

The One Direction boys are growing up. Their sound is maturing, they can grow facial hair now, they own coats that cost more than our student loans (we see that Saint Laurent, Harry) and their videos are growing up too.

Well, sort of.

The new One Direction video for “Steal My Girl” surprisingly doesn’t feature a bombshell love interest that everyone wants to cozy up with despite the fact that she doesn’t know how beautiful she is. No, this time the boys are joined by Danny DeVito. You think we are kidding, but we never joke about Danny DeVito. Get ready to watch the best unreleased episode of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” you’ve ever seen.

Where last era’s videos found Zayn, Louis, Harry, Niall and Liam (ranked in order of hotness obviously) running around London and walking pensively on southern piers, this video finds them in the middle of an American desert learning how to “create.” Which apparently involves sumo wrestler, some sort of circus set up and a chimpanzee wearing sunglasses. Perhaps the D’s have gotten really into surrealism lately or maybe we just don’t understand kids these days. Regardless we are super into those Harry Styles close ups and the bit at the end where they are all competing in a wet t-shirt contest.

Check out the video below, and if you are a parent or a really cool babysitter (or a One direction fan yourself, no shame, you do you bb) then prepare to drop some dollars on the new 2015 stadium tour they just announced. Although there are no Colorado dates, so maybe you should just watch the “Where We Are” Concert DVD on Blu-Ray.

“Four” is available November 17th.

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