Because I'm bored. I have been to a game where someone had orange tiger stripes down his hopper and people kept complaing they hit him and even on the sidelines you couldn't tell from a distance if he was hit or not.

I have an orange barrel sock, that i like to keep in my pocket. Ive gotten called out on that before doing a runthrough, cuz apparently it was showing/coming out of my pocket and the ref thought it was a hit