Saks Tarting Up Prom Night?

What’s up with these dresses people are letting their daughters go out of the house with for prom night? As far as I can predict, I don’t even want my daughter going to prom night without a chastity belt, GPS, and dopey-date-cam on. Can people really be so ridiculous as to let their daughters, their little girls, go out of the house like this??? On top of that, the things are almost $400 a pop! Great, more money, less fabric. What’s the cost per square inch of this thing? Maybe it’s on a dollar per cheap sequin basis?

“I check all of the dresses to make sure their body parts are covered,” Maffei-Fuentes said. “They’re not allowed to wear anything where their breasts are exposed. It can’t be very short, and their rear ends can’t be exposed.”