Rarely do ostentatiously tacky and expensive rich people things look gaudy and do something useful at the same time. That's still the case here, as this curious Louis Vuitton belt buckle continues the trend. It's also a cellphone, you see...

I mean, who wouldn't want a giant gold cellphone belt buckle vibrating at crotch level for all to see? That's kind of the whole point, duh.

The craftsmanship simply screams "I will last about three weeks before breaking and/or turning your trousers green."