So this week we tried and a new thing where we took live calls on the show. Just figured we’d get the usual degenerate Stoolies that are near and dear to all of our hearts. WRONG. We basically hit every demographic with our FIRST caller. A black, hispanic jew that is also in the Marines. All we needed was for him to be handicapped and gay and we would have hit it all.

Anyway, the other voicemail that stuck out on this show was the guy that called asking what our 1 talent would be in a talent show and then finished his VM by saying my one talent would be shitting my pants. And after my initial shock and defensiveness wore off I realized something. I literally have ZERO talents. None. There is nothing I do in life that is exceptional. Everything is average. I suck at a lot of things, I can do some things ok, and that’s it. Except of course being an adult who poops himself, so I guess he was right, that is my one talent, and also the reason why no one in my family speaks to me anymore. But I guess I need to own it now. That’s my legacy. People see me around town and they’ll say, there goes Big Cat, average guy, phenomenal pants shitter.

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Can’t fuckin stand self righteous pussies… kaiser, you must be a real hard dog. Bro probably was a Marine, is now at NAPS (naval academy prep school) and is about to go crush life, bust heads, and slam pussy as an O… and from the sounds of it he’ll probably go back to the marines.

No self respecting marine who’s been anywhere or done anything would be talkin’ so tough… which makes me absolutely sure you’re just some fuckin POG.

Ya’ll are huge dooshbags. Im a steeler fan and i’ll say that as far as goin to cleveland for the weekend or something, its actually a fuckin awesome city to party in. Im now convinced that none of you boneheads have ever been there. I hate cleveland more than anyone of ou fucks but cleveland is an awesome place to go and party for a couple days. Cool butt-chin, kfc.

On the other hand, the live callers thing cracked me the fuck up. The two bros i needed to hear were the two we didnt get to hear. Kid sith the goggles an the very first dude that looked like Nap Dynamite. Shit was good this week fellers.
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Whitesoxdave, why doesnt it surprise me that you had a fake girl in college? Fat fucker.