It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is returning to television on October 11th with an all new cast consisting of dead-people-seer Haley Joel Osment, Bob-Saget-survivor Candace Cameron, UFC-somebody Chael Sonnen, meme king Xzibit, and mysogynist racist homophobe Andrew Dice Clay.

Okay, so maybe not. But these guys should absolutely start their own show. A police procedural. Directed by David Lynch.