Tag: Sharks

Dead Calm | Shark Night 3D – Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, we get a late celebration of Shark Week 2018, and once again have Phil’s brother and faithful listen Ed join the show! Phil picks the movies this week, and we see Billy Zane go full Zaniac in Dead Calm as well as the 2011 Summer turd Shark Night 3D. In this episode, we all share things that Cheats has ruined for us, we question whether dogs and cats are better for boats, and talk about how for a horror movie, Shark Night doesn’t have many….teeth. Enjoy!

Shark Exorcist | The Shallows – Hey everyone! Welcome to another special (and late) Shark Week episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Once again Ed joins us as we dive in to another couple of shitty shark movies this year. In this episode, we go through one of the worst movies we’ve ever podcasted in Shark Exorcist as well as a 90 minute Go-Pro Ad, The Shallows. You’ll hear us create our own demonic animal movies, Phil argues about using technology in movies, and not backing it up, and Dehart once again reveals his hatred for whales. Enjoy!

Shark Lake | Deep Blue Sea – Happy Shark Week everyone! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown are never shy about roasting through terrible shark movies once a year, so we promise we have a good one for you during Shark Week 2016. In this episode, we turn to Netflix for a craptastic Dolph Lundgren acted piece of crap called Shark Lake, as well as an insanely popular movie from 1999 with possibly the best practical shark effects ever, wasted on such a crappy movie, Deep Blue Sea. You will hear us talk about our favorite non-Jaws shark movies, we decide that if you don’t love Jesus, you’re shark bait, and we reach an all-time high of puns on an episode. Enjoy!

Ghost Shark | Avalanche Sharks – Happy Shark Week everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we here at MPM celebrate another year of Shark Week bt going through two SYFY channel shark movies (of course!). This week Ed joins us once again and Phil, Dehart and myself go through the terrible sequel to our previously roasted Sand Sharks called Avalanche Sharks as well as one of the more fun SYFY channel terrible shark movies known as Ghost Shark. In this episode you’ll hear us all talk about what it takes to make a good shark movie, you’ll hear the title when you graduate from mayor syndrome, and how the absence of boobs in a bad science fiction creature feature is looked down upon. Enjoy!

This week on Unitedcypher Presents, Evan and DeHart discuss the important news issues of the day including the following:

Socialized toilet paper

Nose transplants

The Knights Who Say “Dude” (see Portland)

It’s all the important information you need, delivered in spite of Grand Theft Auto V. By the way, expect the latest Talks Over Games special on GTAV early next week. It’s a three parter rampage style. In the meantime, enjoy.