Tag: Ecuador

Oh boy, the walk of shame... don't we all know it? If I am lucky I'll get home before those seals wake up and make me regret this really fantastic night with their unpleasant voices! Well on the other hand, just look at them, they do start young and they surely give "walk of shame"... Continue Reading →

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It's warm and dry and I am bored! I am so bored that my neck grew to twice its normal size while trying to hold up my head. I would like to swap my house, I mean just swap to see how other turtles are living. It is not fair that we never get to... Continue Reading →

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Are you coming along? Are you actually still moving? Oh boy, this happens every year at Christmas, not that we've eaten too much, it is just the word Christmas that somehow makes the ususal portion of food grow to triple the size in your stomach... Normally while still being able to move, we make it to... Continue Reading →

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Oh hello, there! Look at us, we are the most patient customers and the truest you can get. We wait for you and even welcome you back to the market. We take a lot of interest in what you put on the table and we value every bit of fish there is. I mean what... Continue Reading →

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I know I am cute, but this is part of the job! What job? Well, the hostel-spy job! The hostel I work for has specific rules and one of them states that we charge people when leaving "unwanted" marks in the bed. But as you know humans, they don't turn up at the front desk... Continue Reading →

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There are two things I don't understand: why my mates go out hunting in the cold water when they can have food for free while patiently waiting in the sun without getting too wet and why humans throw away the best stuff. For me it's a win win situation that no one really seems to... Continue Reading →

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I wish I could remember what I was supposed to do? My wife told me something and I simply forgot.. Wait I put something away, somewhere... shoppinglist, right! Where did I put it? No, it's not here... Maybe in my back pocket, there always is loads of stuff in my backpocket, stones, twigs, ... no... Continue Reading →

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Saturday is the best time to go out and hunt. I was really successful this time and although I might not look like it, but I'm really proud of myself! Just a bit exhausted at the moment. I really do appreciate the help of my humans to come out with me each Saturday and help... Continue Reading →

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They need me here at the swing at the edge of the world! I mean those tourists can't possibly use it with all their baggage. The limit is 100 kg on those swings and I've seen more than one who shouldn't try it for their own safety, even if they were naked! I know that... Continue Reading →