In order to determine which video game console you should play, you must ask yourself a few questions. Are you a gamer? Do you prefer first-person shooters? Racist or non-racist? Dorkly's handy flowchart insults and informs.

Judging by this graphic, I should be playing games exclusively on the original PlayStation. I have absolutely no problem with that. At least I'm not one of those Virtual Boy masochists.