*Dave calls Charlie and tells him he needs to get over his house ASAP.. (Charlie is Daves Friend and Neighbor).

*note:names are ficticious and in no way are intended to represent actual people ,places, or actual conversation. This conversation was completely ficticious, and the references to cartoons and/or actual television shows are for that only, References.

Dave:What was the emergency man? Is the Baby coming man....need me to help watch the dogs while you take Chrissy to the E.R.?

Charlie: I want you to be Jax' s Godfather! No, the baby is not here yet, and yes you can watch the dogs..thx , but seriously. I want you to be The Godfather! But first we have to go through some questions!

Dave: Really Charlie? Thats awesome man...shoot the questions then.

Charlie:Do you think you could love my son If I couldn't?

Dave: I don't think that is what Godfather means...

Charlie: If someone is giving my kid shit...could you whack him?

Dave: What???

Charlie: I mean could you "Have" them "Takin Care of"???

Dave: Where do you get this from?

Charlie: I want you to be Godfather to my son Dave....I'll ask the questions here okay????

Dave: But.....

Charlie: DAVE!!!! Shut up let me finish your going to mess up the fung Shway of the whole conversation!!

C: I mean like Looney Toons and Popeye, Thundercats and Voltron, These shows taught me so much, but in a cool way.... I want to make sure we have the same Ideals....Popeye for instance told me even if the girl really says no....If you eat enough spinach and kick the shit out of the competition....you have a pretty good shot of that NO becoming Yes...

D: As in, " Yes Mr. Jones you ARE going to jail for Stalking and assault"?

C: Okay .........what about Voltron...What did you learn from that show?huh?

D: That if we work together we can achieve anything?!

C: Pussy!

D: Excuse me? What was the right answer then?

C: That if someone fucks with you hard enough...just get your dudes to come along with and form a Gang...get some cool shit because of it and seriously commence the ass kickin' on whatever it was that was fucking with you!!! Know what I mean....It's all in your head! Voltron made me see the Light......Thundercats though.......Changed my life.!.!.!