21 Insane Things Found in Butts

Seriously.

Police picked up a knife-wielding robbery suspect, but couldn't find the $40 he had stolen from a victim. When authorities took the suspect down to the station, he pulled the two $20 bills ... out of his butt [via Seattle Post Intelligencer.

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A man who got a vibrator stuck in his butt didn't learn his lesson the first time. He tried to fish it out with tongs. Get one thing stuck in your butt, shame on you. Get two things stuck in your butt ... [via EMedicine.

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Everyone's lost their keys before. They always tell you to check two places: the fridge and your butt [via Oddee.

That thing is huge. This defies all logic in terms of "size of objects that can go in a butt." The person that did this is a pioneer in the field of putting weird stuff in a butt [via Southern Medical Journal.