Re: More nonsense...

So... you see your friend coming towards you.... and you give him/her a handshake greeting... (immediately he/she lays down on the floor claiming assault and being thrown over your shoulder)..oryou decide a hug would be nice..... you greet your friend, both hug each other, and end up in hospital with cracked ribs or a broken spine.oryou decide you only want to be polite so make the move for a "High Five"..... he/she responds similarly, and you both miss the contact position and slap each other round the face !... a fight ensues, and you are both arrested and charged with "section five - breach of the peace"...glad I am a pensioner... and can ignore everyone I meet.... ! ! ! ..