boring Ashton Kutcher > insane Charlie Sheen

For the most part, working in Hollywood is just like working anywhere else. All people really want is to go to work, do their job the best they can, and then go home. Which is why it should come as no surprise that the crew of 'Two And A Half Men' prefer working with dullard Ashton Kutcher over, um, "fun loving" Charlie Sheen.

Here's what two of Sheen's old worker-bees had to say:
"[Ashton] is really a nice guy. Just a nice guy. And he's OK on set. He gets the job done—that's what we all want."
"He's just not as funny as Charlie. Not that we'd want Charlie back if you doubled our salaries."
You hear that?
The guys (and gals) who were having trouble paying their mortgages during one of Sheen's notorious AWOL meltdowns, do not—repeat—do not want him back.
They are very, very clear about that.
But they also freely volunteer that the show, in their veteran opinions, "just isn't the same anymore," and that they find Sheen's substitute to be more of a "safe replacement."

Uh, yeah, put me squarely on Ashtons side for this one. If I'm a gaffer on that show, I'd much rather be home by 5 than to have Charlie regaling me with why there's a nail through his dick at midnight.