Patrick Reed Looks Gift Horse in Mouth

Patrick Reed Looks Gift Horse in Mouth

Masters champion and Imagine Dragons enthusiast Patrick Reed received free tickets to the Boston Red Sox game on Wednesday night. Did he have a good time? Well, that’s complicated, as are all entries into the “line drive section.”

There’s no such thing as a free lunch and there’s no such thing as a free ticket to the ballgame. Even a Moonlight Graham act of kindness came with a catch. Everyone knows that. Stay alert out there, folks.

Thank goodness Reed was liquid enough to drop the extra $650 to escape his hellish digs. So many others have been less fortunate.