No, there’s no punchline to that joke . . . other than the one that send this guy to the match in less than 3 seconds. And boy, does he look out! Polish 3-Second Kickboxing Knockout Video – Watch More Funny Videos

Wait for the two MMA fighters in this video to come out, pause the video and then place your bets on who will get knocked out in the first four seconds of the fight. Were you right? KO In Four Seconds – Watch More Funny Videos

Ho-lee crap! What would it be like for an average sized guy to fight someone weighing over 600 lbs? How do you knock down a mountain of humanity? Watch the mixed martial arts video below and find out (you may want to skip to the last minute or so for the surprising finale.) 600lb vs 169lb MMA Mismatch – Watch MoreFunny Videos

UPDATE: Our MMA fighter has been identified at his arraignment as Matthew James Williams, III, 28. We also have a classic T-shirt in his mug shot which reads “Let It Be.” The Beatles would be so proud. EARLIER: There is so much fail in this story, it’s had to believe that it really happened to one guy, in one night. But it did, just down the road from the BadJocks…