"I Can't Drive 55"

"I Can't Drive 5"

Parody Written by:

Ulatekh

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to the "young at heart"! I really want to make a music video of this song, but I need to find an old guy to do stunts on his scooter, and a senior's mobile home park that'll let me shoot on location, and somehow I doubt I can afford the insurance.

Another quiet night in the senior's park, hey!And I'm racing my scooter well after dark, no!I get pulled over, by a golf cartSome rent-a-cops callin' me an old fart again!

Go on and write me up for doing 25Tell my children, tattle to my wifeBed without supper and all that jiveI can't drive – 5!Oh no! Uh!

So they took me down to see the park managers, hey!I'm bossed around by kids, ain't that a curse?She said “That's a big risk for someone your age –Wouldn't you be happier back in your cage?”I said “No, oh no!” Hell no!

Write me up for doing 25Tell my children, tattle to my wifeBed without supper and all that jiveI can't drive – 5!Oh yeah!

I can't drive 5! (four times)Ow! (solo)

Well I might be old, but hey I'm still aliveAnd who the heck decided the speed limit's 5?What's with those flat speed bumps, they don't slow me downHuh – I hit them at full speed and then, I leave the ground!

Go on and write me up for doing 25Tell my children, tattle to my wifeBed without supper and all that jiveI can't drive – 5!

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