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Jason and Deb

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Aug. 22, 2014

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KNOW YOUR INTERNS:

We had one of the best crops of interns this summer that we’ve ever had. Partially because there were just so damn many of them. It was really hard to keep track, so Jason and Deb got quizzed on which intern was which, and surprisingly Jason came out on top. Maybe because we mostly had girls, and he was paying closer attention. Farewell to Angelica (pictured here, who also helped write this blog) and all of our young helpers.

HOMELESS WINDOW SERVICES:

Jason had an interaction with a homeless person. Either he’s a baller or a huge sucker, probably the latter. A homeless man started washing Jason’s car window without asking, obligating Jason to pay the man. He didn’t have any singles, so when he pulled out his wallet and revealed a $5, the man took it, said “thanks dude,” and moved on. Should he have been more grateful? Or should Jason stop acting like Scrooge McDuck? Again, the latter.

NINJA TURTLES REVIEW, TAKE 2:

Producer Alex went to see TMNT without inviting Jason yesterday. Jason is off his ‘white trash double feature’ game and is upset that nobody has invited him. Earlier this week, Nick went and came back with a great review. Now Alex saw the movie, and while he did not HATE it, he’s not sure it deserved the minimal praise it has received. He felt it was too childish and jokes were basic. Stick with the classics.

C OF THE WEEK:

Fridays Deb calls the one person who’s wronged her the most that week the C Word – the worst word in the world, although she often uses it jovially. Today it was herself. Again. But it’s not her fault. Wait, what? She’s still not feeling right, as she hasn’t been since coming back from Nicaragua, and it’s ruining her life! Just feel better already, body!

HELP THE DOGGIES:

We love animals, and the latest way that we're showing it is supporting our friends at the Rowing Dock, who need to raise money for their beloved mascot, Ria. You can see Ria bringing Deb some happiness right here, and if you can help her keep that going by participating in their event or donating, you'll be a slightly better person because of it.

NEWS:

Florida man, Joshua, is a daddy with a caddy who went to bar for a four-hour drink break while leaving his three kids in the vehicle with the windows rolled up. When he stumbled out and tried to drive home, the security guard and bar’s patrons saw what had happened and he got his butt handed to him. He was shortly arrested and charged with three counts of child neglect.

SPORTS:

Running backs Bell and Blunt of the Pittsburg Steelers apologized for getting busted with weed on Wednesday. As they headed to airport to play a game, a cop stopped them and discovered they were under the influence and found 20 grams of mary jane in the car. No jail time, just tickets. Lucky.