Brrrraaaaaaaiinss…

I have spent many a night pondering the mysteries of life, Like: Why are we here? Where did we come from? Why are Genghis Tron so fun. What would I look like if I turned into a zombie?? Why are Dan and DC so damn mean?? Wheres the beef? Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Where is my mind? And so on.

Well after many wasted nights of ponderation, I finally got my answer to one of these questions.

Send...More...Paramedics

I would look like that, which is to say, AWESOME.

In other news, Guess what I have…

Chimchar, Use Flamethrower!

HE TALKS!!!! Who’s jealous?

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Dan, you mean he was bitten by an infected caribou whilst in the snowy woods, atop his polar bear hunting seal pups to club, and now he’s cutting a path of horror and gore through lumberjack camps, chased down by specially trained Mounties armed to the teeth with shotguns and polite requests to stop chewing on plaid-wearing dying axemen?

Mmm–kay, so we’re evensies. I disappeared from all the internet for a while (but I’m back in black now!) and you’ve gone off and disappeared from “The Full House”. Come to think of it, as of this writing, I’m in the studio with nary a single person online keeping me company. Not one. Where is everybody? You people can’t tell me you actually have lives on Labor Day Weekend outside of the 2 hours a week that I grace your ears with my musics. Hello? Dan? Anybody? Anybody? Bueller? Bueller?

At any rate, I’ll come round here some more tomorrow and comment all up in your posts. Loving the Joshombie.

COME BACK JOSHC WE MISS YOU WILL YOU COME TO A PARTY WITH AND WE CAN LISTEN TO CDS WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LIKE JOSHC. DO YOU LIKE ALANIS MORISETTE AND WE WILL EAT THAI FOOD MY FRIEND DAVY HAS A BANDAID ON HIS KNEE JOSHC. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF FROSTED FLAKES JOSHC DO YOU FOLLOW AMERICAN POLITICS. I MISS YOU JOSHC LOVE YOUR GIRLFIEND AMY. DAVID HASSELHOFF.