The ability to control time. It makes you literally unbeatable as you can redo anything how you want, e.g. when ur about to die you could go back in time and know how to live. Other bonuses like exams and stuff :P

You're not an intellectual. You just have internet access.

Surely waiting for a waiter to bring your food makes you the waiter?? O.O

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."