Is it just me? Can it just be me? Or is the band Nickelback the absolute crappiest band on the planet? Every time I hear a tune by these guys...I both throw up in my mouth a little...and experience a little anal leakage. And I assure you, only one of those side effects can be attributed to my wife's cooking.

I want to tell her that I love her a lot, but I got to get a belly full of wine.