Bad-Anon Members: I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.

[from trailer]
King Candy: [puts on glasses] You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses would you?
[Ralph smacks the King with the glasses]
King Candy: You hit a guy, with glasses. That's… that's… Well played.

Wreck-It Ralph: Because if that little kid likes me, how bad can I be?

Sergeant Calhoun: Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it… is… ugly!