In order to give people the chance to listen to things from Way Back in the Past (like, all the way back in 2011!), suggestions from the first 200 episodes have the best chance of getting into the mix here...

And looking through the suggestions, well, I realized that the two main stories you all suggested from the first 200 episodes were both about innards. Insides. Intestines.

Seems appropriate to put them head to head, right?

So which story that makes you think about poop a lot should we play next on Drabbleclassics?

Vote here and keep the suggestions coming for the next rounds!

Also, if you don’t want to hear me say “bye” or “see you later" or some other such boring nonsense at the end of the discussion, suggest a catchphrase! Or random words or sounds! Think of me as a puppet you’re using to test your ability to take over the human race.