Last time, Mario
defeated General Guy and Iggy with a Bob-Ulk. General Guy landed on some
island and Iggy fell in lava. Mario also got a partner named Watt, a Lil’
Sparky. Mario is now talking to Muskular…

Muskular: Because
you saved me first, you won’t have enough Star Power to use my power.

Mario: Ok.

Mario heads to
the center of the town and notices Minh T’s Garden has a worried Bub-Ulb
talking to Minh T.

Mario: Excuse
me, but is there a problem here?

Bub-Ulb: YES!
Flower Fields is in danger!

Mario: Flower
Fields?

Minh T: He says
Flower Fields is in danger from one of Bowser’s minions!

Mario: Than we
have to go there now!

Minh T: That’s
easier said than done. You need to plant four Bub-Ulb seeds to get there!
And they are really hard to find!

Mario: I have
ways of finding Bub-Ulb seeds…

Mario takes out
his laptop.

Mario: Now… www.ebay.com/4bub-ulbseeds

Laptop: 1 Search
found!

Mario: Hmm… Thekingofcraziness7
is selling them for four coins and one bottle cap! And there is only one
other bidder! Now to make a bid…

Laptop: You are
now the highest bidder, Cheeseman45! Thank you for using eBay!

Meanwhile…

Another Laptop:
Cheeseman45 is a higher bidder than you, Cheeseman45hater.

Luigi: Darn! I
need those seeds for my recipe!

Mario: Now we
wait.

With Roy and Huff
N’ Puff…

Roy: C’mon! Blow
this house of cards down!

Huff N’ Puff:
Please! No! I’m too tired!

Roy: C’MON!

Huff N’ Puff:
Is this the last time?

Roy: Yes.

Huff N’ Puff:
Ok. *Insert wind blowing here*

Roy: Great! Now
blow this other house of cards down!

Huff N’ Puff:
…

Ok, that was pointless.
So I’ll do this instead…

Three days later...

Mario, Watt, Minh
T, and the Bub-Ulb: Zzz…

Laptop: CONGRATULATIONS!

Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Some Guy: SHUT
UP! IT’S 3 AM!

Laptop: You are
the lucky winner for auction item #2398237498279873483716481364832462384623864238764!
Your delivery should be here shortly.

Mario: Ok! I wonder
when the package will…

*insert car screeches
here…*

Delivery Guy:
Your delivery is here! Have a nice day!

Mario: Here you
go, Minh T!

Minh T: … Shouldn’t
RPG and Adventure Laws forbid that?

Mario: What is
up with these people and RPG and Adventure laws?! There weren’t any laws
in Super Mario RPG: No Legend of the 7 Dumb Stars!

Minh T: The author
didn’t have enough money at the time to buy the Big Book of Video Game
Laws. Than after that, he got rich and bought the book.

Mario: …

Minh T: Anyways,
time to plant these seeds!

Later…

Minh T: LOOK!
A DOOR!

Mario: Time to
go!

Mario enters the
door and…

Mario: Flower
Fields?

Fat Guy: Fatty
Fields!

Mario: …

Mario enters a
nearby door in a flower garden.

Mario: Flower
Fields?

Penguin: Frigid
Fields!

Mario: …

Mario enters another
nearby door in an ice flower garden.

Mario: Let me
guess, not Flower Fields?

Bub-Ulb: Nope!
It is Flower Fields!

Mario: …

Wise Wisterwood:
Have you come to defeat Huff N’ Puff and Roy?

Mario: Yes?

Wise Wisterwood:
Than you have to go to the sky!

Mario: Crud! I
left my P-Wing at home!

Wise Wisterwood:
That’s why you climb a beanstalk! Get a seed from Petunia in the east!

Lily: I said,
“Help! Cloud creatures took priceless Water Stone from pool!”

Mario: What were
the gasps for?

Lily: To make
it sound more dramatic!

Mario: …

Mario and Watt
go to Wise Wisterwood.

Wise Wisterwood:
What? Lily lost her Water Stone? Now I can’t get the Poliwrath I wanted!

Mario: …

Wise Wisterwood:
Uhh… I mean, I believe I saw cloud creatures head to the Hedge Maze where
Rosie the Rose is!

Mario: Ok!

Mario and Watt
head to Rosie, but…

Mario: Isn’t there
supposed to be a hedge maze here?

Ant Soldier: Sorry,
but we ants ate it so we could make our ant hill. Don’t enter because we
aren’t done with construction.

Mario and Watt
enter the ant hill and…

Ant Queen: INTRUDERS!
GET THEM!

Mario and Watt
head off to the exit with ants chasing them.

Mario: *gasp*
I can’t believe it! This is supposed to be a Paper Mario parody! There
was no Ant Hill in Flower Fields!

Watt: The author
made this part a twist from the original game. Besides, he also said the
hedge maze would be too easy since you have that chainsaw.

Mario: Oh.

Mario and Watt
see Rosie.

Rosie: If you
want this Water Stone then give me…

Mario destroys
her with a flamethrower.

Watt: What happened
to the chainsaw?

Mario: Battery
died.

Watt: Ah.

Mario takes the
Water Stone and heads back to the ant hill.

Ants: There he
is again! Get him!

Mario burns them
all with his flamethrower.

Mario: This is
too easy!

Than Mario’s flamethrower
combusts itself and explodes.

Mario: …

Mario and Watt
enter the ant hill and…

Ant Queen: You
didn’t die? DIE!

Mario pulls out
a cell phone.

Mario: Hello?
Is this my lawyer?

Ant Queen: OH
NO! NOT A LAWYER! I GIVE UP!

The ant queen
runs away and somehow takes the ant hill with her.

Mario: That was
easy!

Mario and Watt
head to Lily, but…

Mario: Hello?
Lily, I got the Water Stone!

…

Mario enters the
pit where Lily is.

Mario: …

Lily’s Corpse:
…

Lily’s Ghost:
YOU’RE TOO #$%#$ LATE!

Mario puts the
Water Stone in the hole in the center, and…

BOOM!

A geyser appears
and fills the pool with water from Ice Land mixed with Flower Field minerals.

Mario: S-s-s-s-so
c-c-c-c-c-cold

Mario fills a
watering can he has in his pocket.

Watt: Why do you
carry a watering can in your pocket?

Mario: Well…

*Flashback!*

Mario: Don’t
you Sunflowers want water?

Sunflowers:
FOR THE LAST TIME, NO! WE WANT YOU TO KILL THOSE FAKE YOSHI EGGS!

*End of Flashback!*

Mario: After that,
I was too lazy to take it out of my pockets.

Watt: That doesn’t
make sense! First, you weren’t stupid and the Dumb Star Road was repaired
and you didn’t have Brain in a Can Soda!

Mario: Do not
question things you cannot understand.

Watt: …

Mario and Watt
head to Wise Wisterwood.

Wise Wisterwood:
Do you have a Bubble Berry?

Mario: Maybe…

Wise Wisterwood:
Good! Now go northwest!

Mario: Ok!

Mario and Watt
head Northwest and find the Bubble Plant.

Bubble Plant:
Hi! I’m the Bubble Plant!

Mario: Give us
a lift with a bubble!

Bubble Plant:
Than give me a Bubble Berry!

Mario: … Forget
you!

Mario gets on
a Jugem’s Cloud.

Bubble Plant:
Darn! I’m starving!

The Bubble Plant
shrivels down into nothingness.

Mario: Let’s go!

Mario enters an
area with a stone building, and gets the Mega Jump Badge. Mario enters
the Sun Tower while Watt heads to the top. Mario climbs the tower only
to find a boulder under the stairs, which is making the staircase stay
up.

Mario: Time for
my little friend…

Mario tosses an
(unlit) Bob-omb.

Mario: What? Grr…

Mario tosses 3
more (unlit) Bob-ombs.

Mario: … I forgot
you need to light the fuse!

Mario lights the
fuse and tosses another Bob-omb down, and…

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM!

Mario: Time to
climb the stairs!

Mario heads to
the top and finds the sun.

Sun: Hello.

Mario: Shouldn’t
you be in the sky?

Sun: Yes, but
because of Huff N’ Puff, I can’t go up.

Mario: Anything
else?

Sun: Well there
is a Puff Puff Machine on the northeast side of Wise Wisterwood…

Mario: So?

Sun: Destroying
it will make those clouds disappear!

Mario: So?

Sun: So I can
go into the sky!

Mario: Ah.

Mario and Watt
head back, but…

???: HOLD IT-ETH!

A Lakitu flies
from the sky.

Lakitu: Thou shall
not pass-eth by-eth me-eth!

Mario: This story
is twisted! What happened to his old speech?!

The author is
making big, twisted things so this Fun Fiction can be a parody with many
quirks and twists included! A twist for the Fun Fiction is Lakilester…

Lakitu: Sir Spike-eth!

… Fine, Sir Spike-eth
will have different accents and speech in every chapter! This chapter’s
accent is medival!

Pink Lakitu: NO!
Don’t hurt him! He was just following Huff N’ Puff’s orders! NOW LISTEN,
YOUR NAME IS LAKILESTER! CHANGE IT AGAIN AND YOU’LL DIE!

Lakilester: Yes,
milady…

Pink Lakitu: AND
MY NAME IS LAKILULU!

Lakilester: *sigh-eth*
Yes, milady.

Lakilulu: Will
you forgive him, Mario?

Mario: If he drops
the medival speech.

Lakilulu: He will!

Mario: Then yes!

Lakilulu: Now
join him!

Lakilester: No-eth,
milady.

Lakilulu: DO IT
OR DIE!

Lakilester: Fine-eth,
milady.

Lakilester joins
the party! In battle he can throw Spiny Eggs and attack multiple enemies
if he uses Spiny Surge! Outside of battle, he can let Mario ride his cloud
to go faster and go over spikes and lava!

Mario: Goodbye,
Jugem’s Clouds!

Mario hops on
Lakilester’s Cloud and they leave for the next area.

Mario: What do
we do here?

Lakilester: We
pound-eth the platforms.

Mario: … Is there
an easier way?

Lakilester: Yes-eth,
by using the elevator-eth.

Mario: …

Ding!

*insert elevator
music here*

Ding!

Mario: We’re here!

Mario enters the
next area, also finds a Super Block that he then uses on Lakilester. Mario
and Co. find a Y Magikoopa and 3 Lakitus.

Tuff Puffs: Now
to strike the final blow!Mario: 1 HP PERIL!!!Tuff Puffs: WHAT?!Chill Out also
affects you guys, too.Tuff Puffs: Aww…

Huff N’ Puff:
Earthquake!Huff N’ Puff
and his Tuff Puffs fly high and land on the ground and do nothing to Mario
and Lakilester!Huff N’ Puff:
WHY?! Because you’re on clouds, you went through clouds and landed on the
ground.Huff N’ Puff:
…

Mario and Lakilester
land right in front of Wise Wisterwood! Roy is… well… I don’t know, but
he was in the explosion.

Mario: *sigh*
We have to climb the Beanstalk to get the…

Klevar’s Card
falls from the sky.

Mario: …the Star
Spirit. What is up with these coincidences?!

Klevar: Who knows?
But thank you!

End of Chapter:

What’s Lakilester’s
next accent/speech going to be? Why was the unlit Bob-omb joke recycled
from the Chapter 4 of Super Mario RPG: No Legend of the 7 Dumb Stars? Did
they ever find a successful vehicle for Ellen Claymore? Find out in Chapter
3: Hot Hot Times on Lavalava Island!