Halliburton Share Surge Linked To Egypt

Changes in the stock market have indicated that American de-reconstruction company Hallibertun are preparing for a major venture in the Nile region.

Some speculation points toward a hydro electricity plant on the Nile, while others have suggested a silicone refinement plant. But local reports suggest a large area of desert is already excavated down to the granite bedrock. Un-confirmed sources have estimated the area could be in excess of one square mile. A secure perimeter has been erected around the construction site.

A Spoof source in Washington revealed:

"Whatever it is, it's causing a lot of excitement in Wall Street. And anybody who's anybody, who knows somebody up on The Hill, is keeping tight lipped about the surge in these shares. But this has to be something to do with president Obamas bid to become pharaoh. I wouldn't be surprised."

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