Mystery Monday

The Arts District drinkery has got some nerve to toy with us on the worst day of the week. Not only is it withholding even a hint of what “really good surprise” we might receive—apparently the first 80 bodies score gifts, their quality resting somewhere between a Cracker Jack prize and Oprah’s Favorite Things—but it’s needling us to RSVP on Facebook and arrive by 8 p.m. sharp. February 24, doors at 7 p.m., RSVP at tinyurl.com/mysterymonday.