The Atlantic Puffin is sexually mature at age 5-6. -- No wonder the Lieberals were so against the age of consent being raised to 16...

A puffin can sometimes have a dozen or more fish in its beak at once. -- Or brown envelopes, one assumes...

On the island of Lundy the number has decreased dramatically in recent years (the 2005 breeding population is estimated to be only two or three pairs) -- Well, we know that the Liberals were quickly ceasing to be breeders, but who knew it was this bad?