Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor stunned a gaggle of Canadian reporters with his latest wild confession — that he didn’t try to perform oral sex on a female worker because he’s “got more than enough to eat at home.”

The portly pol, wearing a football jersey, vowed that his beloved Argonauts would “spank” the rival Tiger-Cats before abruptly shifting the conversation toward a security guard’s claim that he told a female staffer he wanted to “eat [her] out.”

“It says that I wanted to eat her p- – – y. I’ve never said that in my life to her,” Ford said on camera, with no attempt to edit himself.

He then dragged his long-suffering wife, Renata, into the matter by declaring, “I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.”

His foul mouth left the media horde jaw-dropped — including a young blonde TV reporter.

“I know… Were up live right now but I don’t know if we… I, uh, uh, Mayor Ford, speaking as Mayor Ford Does, very plainly. As he said in council yesterday, he F—ed up…” she said.

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Ford later stuffed himself into a suit to apologize for the lewd language while poor Renata squirmed by his side.

“I used unforgivable language, and I apologize,” he said. “When you attack my integrity as a father and as a husband, I see red… Today, I reacted on complete impulse with my remarks.”

He also admitted for the first time he is seeking help for a drinking problem.

“I fully realize in the past I have drank alcohol in excess,” he said.

Former staffers allege Ford acted abusive and erratic in the office, requesting workers buy him booze on the job, popping pills and even bringing a hooker to the office on St. Patrick’s Day.

While addressing the claims on Thursday, Ford made several references to Renata.

“It hurts my wife when they call a friend of mine a prostitute. Alana is not a prostitute. She’s a friend. And it makes me sick how people are saying this,” he said.

But home life hasn’t always been lovey-dovey for the couple — cops have been called there twice in recent years for domestic disputes.

In 2008, Ford allegedly threatened to kill Renata. Three years later, Renata’s mom called the police to report that Ford had been drinking heavily on Christmas and tried to take the couple’s kids to Florida against his wife’s will.

Earlier this month, Ford admitted trying crack cocaine.

“Yes I have smoked crack cocaine,” he said at the time. “It was] probably in one of my drunken stupors, probably approximately about a year ago…All I can do now is apologize and move on.”