I have returned

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I got some PMs from people mistakenly believing I'd left ARRSE. No such luck I'm afraid, you're not rid of me I've been on vacation, and was out in the woods with no internet to connect to ARRSE. But anyway, as the great Chapelle said "I'm back bitches!"

"They have started throwing those pencils, but they are not pencils, they are booby traps to kill the children" - al-Sahhaf, Iraqi Information Minister

"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Because men aren't afraid of the dark!" - Hank McCoy

"One of the downsides to being a martyr is that you have to die" - Dogma