Robbins v Car Alarms

I learned long ago that falling in love with a plot
summary is a bad, bad idea, and yet I just can't stop. (Which, come to think of it, is really strange, because I'm not
generally an optimistic person. Weird.) The latest summary to work its magic on me is the one for a "dark
comedy" called Noise, which was
written and will be directed by Henry Bean (this, also, is promising,
because his only other work behind the camera was on the highly praised Jewish skinhead flick, The Believer).

In Bean's film, the
noise in question is the general sound of New York City (It's noisy here? What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you.), and the
movie centers on one guy who, instead of fleeing when he can't take it any more, decides to do something about the din.
The main character (David Owen, to be played by Tim
Robbins) "renames himself 'The Rectifier' and becomes a vigilante, making war on car alarms that go off in the
middle of the night." Yes, I hear you whispering "Brilliant!" to yourself. But wait - it gets better.
Being The Rectifier, you see, isn't all kicking (car alarm) ass and taking names: when one chooses to live as an urban
crusader, there are consequences. In Owen's case, said consequences involve things like questionable sanity, the
destruction of his marriage and, of course, "the murderous enmity of the Mayor of New York."

Noise starts shooting next month in New York, and if there was an Episode
I-style line to get in to await its release? I'd totally be in it.