I can’t believe I didn’t queue up an explanation or anything for my absence. I was away today, chasing after the mythical beast that is my social life.

Slylock Fox – June 3rd, 2013

The obvious implication here is that Count Weirdly is the father of the anthro race— after all, who but a madman could create Dandy Lion? But I think else is going on. Weirdly’s hiding out, driven by fear and desperation. When no one’s looking, he’ll recreate the human race. Maybe someday, when he creates life saner than himself, man can retake the earth. Of course, now Slylock suddenly appears to arrest him. Yeah, Fangylump’s cool, but this is illegal.