When I'm daydreaming about switching jobs but not feeling qualified for anything. Inspired by @alanafaye

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Publix produce specialist

I think being around such friendly people could do wonders for my attitude.

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Construction worker

It's like a job that forces you to work out, right? That's what I'm imagining.

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Long-haul trucker

See the world, or the same four major highways in the Southern U.S., same difference.

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Stay at home mom

Listen, I have no plans nor prospects for having children, but I feel like every woman wonders at some point if she could do it. If she's capable of giving up a majority of adult interaction and hanging with the next generation all day. Right? Or is that just me?

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Arby's drive through girl

This was my first job, so at least this is a field I have experience in. (Even if it's been a hot minute.) Plus, they often seem to be hiring.

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Mindy Kaling's assistant

Honestly, I have no idea what this entails. But I'm here for it.

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Netflix recommendations category developer

I can do better than "Movies with an Empowering Female Lead". F that patriarchal bullsh*t.