Applications for the coveted role of your personal assistant have started to pour in. So, clad in this sage frock, you pack up the stack of resumes and head to your cherished neighborhood coffee shop. As evidenced by the ivory doily-like appliques, gently gathered accents, and adjustable spaghetti straps of your dress, you appreciate attention to detail, and you’re delighted to find a candidate with the same passion, flair, and keen eye as you have. Eager to meet this potential colleague, you draw your phone from a pocket of your faux-leather satchel, hug your mustard-cardi-clad arms in excitement, and call up your applicant of choice!