Rob Bironas, K, Titans

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You know how Chris Berman has all these outdated nicknames for players, usually using classic rock references that nobody gets? He always says "My Bironas" when talking about the Titans kicker, talking about the song "My Sharona" by The Knack. Being a huge "Weird Al" Yankovic fan (who isn't?), I always think of his parody, "My Bologna," which would sound way better if Berman referenced it (listen here). Anyway, this has nothing to do with football, but I will segue into telling you Rob "My Bologna" had four field goals last week, including the game-winner. I'm sure Weird Al is quite proud. Last week: 4-for-4 FG, 2 XPThis week: @Bills

You know how Chris Berman has all these outdated nicknames for players, usually using classic rock references that nobody gets? He always says "My Bironas" when talking about the Titans kicker, talking about the song "My Sharona" by The Knack. Being a huge "Weird Al" Yankovic fan (who isn't?), I always think of his parody, "My Bologna," which would sound way better if Berman referenced it (listen here). Anyway, this has nothing to do with football, but I will segue into telling you Rob "My Bologna" had four field goals last week, including the game-winner. I'm sure Weird Al is quite proud. Last week: 4-for-4 FG, 2 XPThis week: @Bills (Getty Images)

You know how Chris Berman has all these outdated nicknames for players, usually using classic rock references that nobody gets? He always says "My Bironas" when talking about the Titans kicker, talking about the song "My Sharona" by The Knack. Being a huge "Weird Al" Yankovic fan (who isn't?), I always think of his parody, "My Bologna," which would sound way better if Berman referenced it (listen here). Anyway, this has nothing to do with football, but I will segue into telling you Rob "My Bologna" had four field goals last week, including the game-winner. I'm sure Weird Al is quite proud. Last week: 4-for-4 FG, 2 XPThis week: @Bills