Twat Face Soap

Twat Face Soap

Don't Fall Twat On Your Face- Like A Twat Out Of Hell- Enough To Drive You Twatty

Looking for some good clean fun? Don't get your soaps up. Our range of novelty soap is as dirty as your sense of humour!

This rude, crude and frankly useful soap is the fool-proof way to make sure you never cross-contaminate the suds from your muff to your mouth ever again. This soap is red on one side and white on the other, and the instructions couldn't be simpler; on the one side, you've got "FACE" written in raised red text, and on the other you've got "TWAT" in raised white text.

It lathers up well and smells absolutely gorgeous! This is a fun way to wash, and leave you feeling squeaky clean. This would make a hilarious Secret Santa or stocking stuffer, or an attractive addition to your guest bathroom if you want to really treat your friends.