No.272

by Mike Fallows •
23.10.2015

Coat Stand Y3K

Scientists predict that by the year 3000 regular, boring old wooden coat stands will be replaced by robotic, humanoid coat stands. They’ll hold your fancy Japanese jacket, they’ll ask you how your day was and they might tell the occasional quip about the weather. They might also end up developing real emotions and having an affair with your wife, but maybe that’s the price you pay for having a robotic, humanoid coat stand?