Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Comments On Cruz ‘Liking’ Porn Clip

In an embarrassing turn of events that likely surprised few people, oily hard-right Republican Senator Ted Cruz “liked” a bisexual pornographic video on his Twitter account earlier this week.

Religious Right-affiliated Senator Cruz quickly went on the defensive and blamed a staffer for the faux pas when word got out. However, Cruz’s freshman year roommate in college detailed how watching porn films late at night is in keeping with Ted’s personality.

Screenwriter Craig Mazin, who worked on the hit comedies The Hangover Part II and Scary Movie 3, has not been shy about publicly attacking his Princeton University roommate, who he has referred to as an “asshole.” After it was reported that Cruz’s Twitter account had “liked” the porn film, Mazin responded on his his Twitter account by posting, “Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed. Yes, my misery very much appreciates your company.” He continued, “Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.” He concluded by writing, “I never wanted this for any of you. I thought maybe I’d feel better if two or three people knew. Not six billion. That said? I FEEL BETTER.”

Mazin then retweeted a curious Twitter message that Senator Cruz had posted in July, in which he wrote, “We have to deliver now. I believe we can come together. We have to.” Craig then brought attention to a telling tweet about Cruz that Craig himself had posted back in April 2016. Wrote Mazin at the time, “Ted Cruz thinks people don’t have a right to ‘stimulate their genitals.’ I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.” Are you glad that Mazin keeps sharing the inside scoop about his nightmare college roommate Ted Cruz?

Now imagine Ted Cruz is doing this four feet below you in the bottom bunk bed.

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