I don't want to be in any anime, even if they so happen to be light, happy, cheery ones.

Chances are I'll be cleaved in half, get beaten by the student council president, die in a fire, never succeed in my plans of seizing power, have my girlfriend taken by someone more interesting, or probably perish in the light of some superweapon. Worse, become an anonymous soldier/civilian who makes one notable statement and is never seen again.