C'mon let's be honest, you dont really care what I do for a living. We're not carpooling together!

I’m really good at

Listening and giving good advice, seriously I am! Im also a repository of useless knowledge, so I would be great in a trivia night scenario. Also to a much lesser extent I've been known to do a Kim Kardashian impression every once and a while.

The first things people usually notice about me

No one's ever told me what they first noticed about me. Why don't you be the first?

The six things I could never do without

This is another broad subject that's hard to pin down to a mere six things. If hard pressed I'd have to say: meditation, 420 sessions, really good friends, new and creative things to do, movies and music & travel.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

I'd like to sound deep right now and say it's something about feeding stray animals but really it's more along the lines of: "Who was that guy in that movie from the 70s?" Or, "What fun thing can my friends and I do today?", and maybe "Where's a good place to eat at around here?" That's a good baseline of frequently asked internal questions.

I made my didgeridoo out of PVC pipe and have been teaching myself to play it off and on for the last five years. I also once tore a really good pair of jeans jumping off a second story roof at a backyard jell-o wrestling party in an attempt to outrun the cops back in college.

You should message me if

You want a super cool friend to do anything with! Bar hopping, getting high and having philosophical discussions, watching movies, you name it!