Kit may have believed that once, but now he had seen things and felt things and fucked things that no-one else knew of – amazingly beautiful things, indescribable horrors he scribbled in notebooks with his heart racing and his breath short, things that were meant to be mundane but spoke and looked and stared at him.

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Kit's Stalker in Horror Hospital of Horror

Kit deserves a pretty hub, but pretty hubs take time, so this is Under Construction.

Please excuse the dust, unexpected noises, and the occasional creation of swarms of butterflies.

You can read these in a-n-y order and they'll make the same amount of sense: none.

Because Kit is not a person

Because Kit cannot be easily explained in his actions and worlds.

I suggest you start at the top and work down. I suggest you wear a hard hat. I suggest you hold on tight to that hard hat and watch out for wrenches thrown by curious creatures with no hands and only tongues.

And Then, Kit Sleptin which we discover our heroprotagonist unwilling victim dismissing his new life in favour of eye tattoos and butterflies.

Kit's Bloomin' Adventurein which Kit enters an alleyway, takes some wrong turns along the way, and has Eldritch-like sex with a being who seems only composed of nerves and sexual heat.

All these terms have some flexibility within the alleyway world - for example, you may call a partner in a casual sexual encounter 'boss', but you wouldn't just call someone who is your superior 'boss', though they may call you 'boy-ya' with no sexual intentions. It's about context over meaning.