I’m showing my age here, but when I was in high school band, we played selections from “The Nutcracker Suite” every year for our Christmas concert. And there were certain among us–names will not be named–who liked to sing “Smurfberry Crunch Is Fun To Eat” along in band practice.

Dees is one dee-lish-ee-us and disheveled pupcake. I would like to use it to pick up all de droops around de bowl, do you think it would be ok? I think dees pupcake is definitely done, and needs to be cleaned up, just like all de bowls and spoons. Mommy said we has to clean as we go, Or Else! Oh, and P.S., I wants one of dees for Hanukkah, I can has one, pleez?

Awwwwwwwww!!!!! I can’t show this to my hubby ! He already wants another rottie puppeh. But we’re not sure it would be fair to bring the pup into a house with the 7 cats.
Especially since the oldest one is already used to beating up on our last rottie..
(RIP Miz Creant Angel (her registered name) aka Angelbutt aka Angel )

I am a representative from the Department of Health. I received an anonymous tip that you were making food in filtlhy conditions. And here is the photographic proof of a table infested with puppies. Here is my search and seizure warrant. Hand over that puppy to me immediately so that I can snorgle it! I mean, so that I can help you clean up the kitchen.

Whoever writes the hoover text for these pictures is inspired!! Gotta hand it to you– the pictures are great, but the text makes it great. I count on you guys to cheer me up during the day, and you always come through.