All Eyes on Me… er no, IN Me!

The headline reads: Wyoming Man Found with 30 Eyeballs in His Anal Cavity

You want to know more right? Of course you do!

Ok, in a nutshell…

Roy Tilbott is stopped at a routine traffic stop. As he steps out of the car, several eyeballs slide out of his pant leg.

No, he’s not a crazed serial killer – just a simple butcher.

In his own words: “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired. I put them in soups. They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.”