I am tired of certain members who have a habit of shitting up the forums with crappy posts. I have patience with posters who screw up because they're new or don't post enough to understand the forum layout, but I am fed up with chronic offenders.

People like you.

Yep. I remember when I hit that point.

"No. Listen to me because I know what I'm talking about here." -- Hannibal

OMG, that guy's brother trains with me!! Can he not sit flat footed in guard because his ankles hurt? Does he lay on the mat after working light guillotines because of the ultra pain in his neck? Does he never shut up in class? Does the smallest bump when changing position cause cries of pain that evoke an un-anesthetized amputation?

Yeah thats him.

Before a roll he'll always give you a list of his injuries (why does he train with so many injuries to begin with?) but those don't stop him from fighting like a berserker when he thinks he's getting the upperhand.
He avoids the advanced guys and always picks beginners to roll with.
He corrects you on your game after you've tapped him 4 times in 3 minutes etc.