Happy Birthday Leroy Mercer!!

Ah, the first of April. And what better way to celebrate than to have a party for our own April 1st kind of guy, Leroy Mercer . Leroy, haven't heard from you in quite some time, hope they're treatin you well in the Maynardville county institution, and we'll try to get the traditional Mercer birthday cake with a file in it smuggled in as usual.

Will crack open a can of whuppass in your honor

_________________These are horrible times and all sorts of horrible people are prospering, but we must never let this disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to annoy and hinder them at every turn.

Yo, Leroy Mercer -- Happy Birthday, you ol snaggle-toothed coon hound, and dadgummit I mean the real one! Why here's to ya, you ol coot! Yer prolly real busy these days, bird doggin chicks and shootin up stop signs and what-not. I say ya hitch up the wagon and git on down here for a visit, see-in as how the missus gave ya the boot, or so I heres tell, fact is sum folks are sayin it was over a tobaccy plug... so anyhows grab a jug and a cob and stop by fer sum muskrat and beans an such. Been awhile since we jawed over the back fence, so to speak, so fill us all in on how things are going fer ya. Lookin forward to hearing from ya!