Jun

Another one down?

Well, we heard whispers about this before, and three whispers makes a rumor: is Nacho’s Kitchen closing? An Eater.com tipster tells of Health violations, while Wikicu confidently proclaims that Columbia’s bar of second choice will be replaced by a Jamba Juice. We also know that Morningside Heights has become a dicey place to own a bar, what with the Man starting to care that the majority of the clientele should only be ordering diet Cokes.

We could hardly blame them for moving on to better pastures…but this means that Bwog needs a better fake.

Closing Nacho's will cause a domino effect - 1020 will overflow with brahs and their freshman prey, sports teams will chafe at the jv kids trying to steal their groove at Canon's... my wingman George F. Kennan and I will have to flee to the Abbey or some other shithole.

We've got to end it here. I recommend carpet bombing and an invasion of the north. if the 'stend was our korea, this is our vietnam - and as george w. bush said, the only reason we lost vietnam was because we didn't try hard enough. right? right?

Now all we have left are the bars that are anal about ID. And those that are a little lenient will now get enough business for them to be selective. Argh. If there ever was a time for Columbian activism, it's now. You can protest the ludicrous 21-only policy, or the bullying of bar-owners.