Yesterday my 81-year-old mother said that if a person farts they shouldn't excuse themselves and just pretend that nothing had happened. I said "did you just fart?" and she laughed but didn't answer. So I said "You didn't follow your own advice." and then she laughed and said "Yes, I guess not!"

Mom is getting more and more feeble, but she still has a sense of humor. God bless her.