Amy and Emma's Birthday party this year was a Suburban Bliss Wedding. Emma was the bride(that should be bridezilla!!!) and Amy was the groom. Guests could be bridal party, mothers of the bride, sleazy uncles etc.

I went as the ultimate white trash bride - fat, knocked up, tattoo on my boob, thongs and wearing a necklace that said "available".

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About Me

Aussie chick with a morbid fascination with crime, and a very dark sense of humour. Sarcasm is my primary form of communication. I have done my Masters in Criminology, with a view to being a world famous criminal profiler. At the moment, however, I am just working on being a world famous blogger!