Rihanna Being The Rihanna Miley Cyrus Can Never Possibly Be

Because everyone and their brother released a video yesterday, here’s the official version of Rihanna’s “Pour It Up.” Or as it will more affectionately be known as, “Get Your White Girl Ass Up On Outta Here, Miley Cyrus” because it’s never not fun talking like a sassy black woman. That’s how homosexuality got started.