If Hillary actually responded to the number of emails that have reportedly been screened by the FBI, then she would have spent 8.56 hours per day answering each email in less than one second. That’s probably why she forgot to approve this campaign video that we uncovered.

Turns out that a person’s height is a good indicator of which political party they’re likely to vote for. A study from Ohio State University found that: “[…] a one-inch increase in height raised the person’s support for the Conservative Party by 0.6 percent and their likelihood of voting for the party by 0.5 percent.” … Continue reading →

It seems we can’t get through a decade without at least once having former New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg remind us that, as a billionaire, he’s as entitled as anyone to buy the presidency of the United States. And here he is again, declaring that he’s two thinks from declaring candidacy and riding to … Continue reading →

The Iowa Caucus spectacle started with snarky humor and, by Monday night, will probably end in horror (if it hasn’t already). And the whole thing could have been prevented. It started on a high comedy note. While the candidates were getting the lay of the cornfields, the UK Parliament was devoting three full hours to … Continue reading →

“Anyone who has ever struggled with poverty knows how extremely expensive it is to be poor.” ~James Baldwin From Hunger in America: 2015 United States Hunger and Poverty Facts Hunger in the United States Six years after the onset of the financial and economic crisis, … Continue reading →

THE CHRISTMAS ART OF THE DEAL Now through Christmas 2015, royalties for every copy of our book “Losers” will be sent to the Hillary Clinton campaign. So here’s how it works: Purchase a copy of the book between now and Christmas Gift it to the loser in your life who’s supporting Trump We’ll send … Continue reading →

“The trouble ain’t that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.” ~Mark Twain Enjoy tonight’s GOP debate. We recommend a bowl of Jolly Time Blast-o-Butter Microwave Popcorn to go with it.

“98% of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy 2% that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.” ~Lily Tomlin *** *** *** *** While you’re here, check out our new books on Amazon. ***

Geneticists have determined that lettuce shares 1/3rd of its DNA with humans; based on its response to stimuli, some scientists estimate that broccoli has an IQ of 2; and most scientists agree that the Earth is the densest planet in the solar system. *** *** *** *** While you’re here, check out … Continue reading →