Mothers, Lock Up Your Daughters! Snooki Is Having A Boy

Snookiis having a boy. The Jersey Shore star was hoping for a girl but, well, you can’t always get what you want. And needless to say, Snooki – who’s expecting her first child with fiance Jionni LaVelle in September – isn’t holding back her disappointment surprise.

“I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls. It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!” she told InTouch magazine.

Wait a minute here… Are Snooki and Vanessa Lachey secret BFFs? Because Lachey, who’s also expecting baby number one with hubs Nick Lachey, was just as upfront about wanting a boy. “I’m excited either way!” she tweeted for all the world to see in much the same way Snooki revealed her gender preference for all the world to judge see.

Well, at least each will be happy with a healthy baby regardless of gender, which we all know is what really matters. But, really, rookie mistake number one is publicly admitting you want the opposite of what you’re having. Because you can be sure that one day little boy Snooks will Google his mama’s name and find endless quotes alluding to her disappointment. Not cool.

Snooki, 24, also revealed that she LaVelle are deciding between two baby names: Lorenzo or Jionni Jr. (Feel free to cast your vote!) Whichever name they choose, let’s hope this kid grows up to like sports. Back in March, Snooki told Us magazine she wants a girl so she can be a cheerleader (no, really, these words came out of her mouth). LaValle, on the other hand, said he wants a boy so that he can be an athlete. Oy.

Meanwhile, the happy couple isn’t getting it on these days. “Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross,” Snooki told InTouch. “I’m so not in the mood to do stuff.”