The funniest jokes on the net

James Bond walks intoa bar and takes a seat next to an attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks down at his watch. The woman next to him asks, “Is your date running late?” “No,” he replied, “Q’s just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.” Intrigued by this, the woman asks, “What does it do, Mr. Bond?”
“Well you see,” said Bond, “it uses Alpha waves to telepathically talk to me.”
“I see,” said the woman, “and what’s it telling you now?” “It says you’re not wearing any knickers…” Bond says. The woman giggles and says, “Well it must be broken because I’m afraid I’m wearing knickers!” 007 taps his watch and says, “Damn thing must be an hour fast!”