Tag: Random

I’ve somehow managed to make it an entire year without getting just wine-drunk enough to completely throw my self-esteem into the garbage and download Tinder. I’m going to go ahead and give myself a big ole pat on the back because the temptation has been extremely over-whelming. It does get one thinking though, when plotting

When in doubt, turn to a Disney movie for your inspiration. For me, this month’s strength came from Mulan. No, not that! This: Just like April, May was something of an insane month for me in some really great ways. While I fell short of meeting some of my long-term goals I have been working

For anyone wondering how the month is going- it’s 1:30 in the afternoon and I’m eating a pint of Ben & Jerrys for what is essentially my breakfast and lunch. Ok, things aren’t that bad… I mean the Ben & Jerry’s part is totally true. I’d say, I regret nothing but I just finished the

It has been the hottest of minutes since I have updated but I promise I’m not dead. The rest of April got insane and with so much going on, I just didn’t have the time or, really, the energy to sit down and write. I’ve tried a few times but then watching Netflix and eating

Whelp. It finally happened. After three years of being a loyal customer, Wells Fargo has managed to anger me. I mean, sure, there was the whole thing with the “our bankers are stealing your identities because of unrealistic quotas that we are forcing on them” but I was mercifully spared from that nonsense. I enjoy

Whelp, I did it. Monday I posted a sample chapter from my upcoming book “You’re Doing It Wrong” and the response has been pretty damn awesome. If you’re behind the times you check out “Bad Luck & Hard Love” here. This chapter in particular comes a bit later in the book and introduces the stories

My to-do list is so mind-numbingly long that you’d think I’d have spent my day off working on it and I’m sure I would have if I were a normal human being I’m sure that’s what I would have done. But I’m not. While I’m not a normal human I am sometimes a smart one.

I found $20 in the dryer today. Well, no so much found since I knew it was in there. Kinda. I accidently washed my pants with a bunch of money in them and the $20 was the one bill I couldn’t find when I half-assed looked for it. Then I forgot it was there. Then

I was totally prepared to sleep in today. I have been writing up a storm lately and it’s been keeping me up late. Last night I called it an “early night” and was asleep by 3am. So there’s that. I was gonna catch up on some sleep this morning but then the cats reminded me

Friend: “Hey Josh, how’s the blogging going?” Josh: “Holy crap I haven’t updated since the hurricane everyone probably thinks I’m dead.” *SCENE* I am very much alive and only partly dead. A Zombie if you will. The time since the hurricane has been an insane mix of running around the country, bouncing around theme parks,