MpJOKES: FACTS

1. ABORTION doesn't make U
unpregnant, it only
makes U d mother of a dead child.
2. INTELLIGENCE is like underwear's, necessary
to have but unnecessary to show.
3. DIGNITY is like VIRGINITY,
once lost, it can neva be
regained.
4. TRUE FRIENDS are like bra,
always dere to hold us
in our falling days
5. SALARY is like MENSTRUATION,
they always come once every month,
and disappear in 3 days......