Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Off Her Boobs To Fight The AIDS

Hollywood brought out the big bucks last night to the amFAR Inspiration Gala where everybody who is anybody tried to show they hated The AIDS more than the next guy, or girl, or Kelly Osbourne who donated five grand at the event. Kelly is fully aware that while she could technically live in a world without gay people, she certainly can’t make a living in it. She was quickly upstaged by Chelsea Handler who donated one thousand dollars for every time she could’ve easily contracted The AIDS between ’05 and ’09, or $100K. Then Aileen Getty stood up and donated one million dollars just because she’s got oil money and The AIDS and she just wanted everybody else to shut the fuck up and declare her the winner.