The holidays are a time for family, tradition, and shameless bouts of consumerism, so it's no surprise that countless musicians have tried to exploit the former by abusing the latter. While many of our adult-contemporary favs have created some gems, i.e. Wham's Last Christmas, these melodic mistakes make your racist, homophobic uncle look like Mother Teresa.
-Joe Puglisi is a writer and managing editor at Baeblemusic.com