I Think I’m In Love

Everyone gives me a dirty look when I tell them that my secret crush back in the day was Rebecca Lobo, but I don’t care. I like tall chicks, so naturally I had to towel myself off when Weed Against Speed sent me this video of Aloisia, who is quite literally the next big thing in pro wrestling.

WWE recently signed Florida-based independent wrestler Isis the Amazon to a contract recently. Isis debuted tonight on WWE NXT as Aloisia, one of the six rookie Divas competing on season three of NXT, which is due to begin next week.

We are told that Isis was signed to her contract two weeks ago with WWE specifically earmarking her for a spot on NXT, presumably due to her unique stature as she stands at 6’9″ tall.

Aloisia stands 6 feet, 9 inches tall, and she can probably bench press me, which gets me all kinds of hot and bothered. If I ever find out that she likes trips to the library and dabbling with Microsoft Excel, she and I might have to run away together. That’s a joke, obviously. I hate running.