Jessica VerSteeg enjoys putting things to her lips

Spaniards got pretty lucky this month when a very lean, luscious model by the name of Jessica VerSteeg hit the pages of FHM Spain. According to some various sources, she's dating the safety for the New York Giants, Tyler Sash (as if Katherine Webb didn't give you enough reason to hate football players already). She also entered the 2012 Miss Iowa pageant, and lost. Man, between that and Affleck getting nubbed at the Oscars, I'd say award-givers are screwing things up left-and-right lately. Speaking of "screwing things up left-and-right", get a load of VerSteeg's body! I'm surprised she can eat snowman cookies and leftover wine bottle corks and stay so fit.