A newlywed couple moves into their brand new house. One day the man comes home from work great wife says, “Honey, you understand, in the upstairs bathroom among the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The partner says, “What do I appear to be, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes … Read more

A man is driving his five year old to a friend’s house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly leading to an accident. “Douchebag!” the daddy yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, extracts over, and turns to face his son. “Your dad just said a bad term,” he says. … Read more

Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.” This individual ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.” After weeks of this, he relents, sells his shop. The voice says Saul, go to Las Vegas.” He asks why. “Saul, … Read more