I can understand adjusting movie formats to fit a screen. I can understand bleeping offensive words on regular networks. But changing entire iconic lines from movies like The Departed, Scarface, The Usual Suspects, or Pulp Fiction into absolutely ridiculous stuff is almost offensively stupid—and hilarious.

How can you go from "I've had it with the motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" to "I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane"? It just turns the entire thing into an absurd Eugène Ionesco play. Just bleep the whole thing and get over with it, you ridiculous puritans.