Jesse's Girls: Sandra Bullock Vs. Michelle McGee!

The ladies in Jesse James’ life couldn’t be more different!

We were shocked when we first heard about Jesse James‘ alleged affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, and the shocks just keep on coming with each new detail we learn about her. She’s the total opposite of Sandra Bullock in every way, and we’ve put together a handy little side-by-side chart to help make that point a little clearer.

Sandra Bullock

“America’s Sweetheart”

Michelle McGee

“America’s Sinner”

45-year-old stepmom of three

32-year-old mother of two

No tattoos

Covered in tattoos

Natural chest

Major implants

Stars in major movies & is an Oscar-winning actress

Stars in homemade porn & is a stripper

Nickname: “Sandy”

Nickname: “Bombshell”

Very private person

Tweets about every intimate detail about her life, including getting her “cheeks” tattooed

Thanked her mom in her Oscar speech & shares an office with her dad and sister

Grew up Amish and her parents no longer speak to her

Appeared on the covers of major magazines, including Glamour, Vogue and Vanity Fair

Appeared on the covers of lesser-read magazines, including Tattoo Review and International Tattoo Art

Battling for custody of her husband’s children against his porn star ex-wife

Her ex-husband is trying to get custody of their children because she has been making porn and doing live nude broadcasts from her house

Obviously Jesse wasnt getting what he wanted at home. It dosent take a rocket scientist to work out who would be better in bed. Sandra is boring. If i had the chance to sleep with either one id pic Michelle anytime, way more interesting. He shouldnt have married someone soooo boring in the first place. So to all you girls out there, get an act in the sack or someone like this will come and steal you man. DIRTY GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

William: You really see anything in common with these 2 women? If you can find acceptable comparisons there, might I suggest you consider a blow-up doll for a wife? Just consider the savings. And, after all, “it’s all pink inside” still applies there too!

Wow this Michelle McGee is terrible and I can’t believe she’s a mother of two. I feel so bad for her kids and hope her ex-husband gets custody of them. And she dressed up like a nazi? Wow, what a stupid bitch.

They have some things in common. Waist to hip ratio is about the same.. Sexy. Both have beautiful long hair. Both are pretty.. Take away the tattoo and the fake boobs and they look a lot alike. Does Jesse have a Whore Madonna complex?

i don’t like to name call, but you are an idiot- mostly b/c you’re trying to act like you know it all with this hip/waist ratio thing. please. sandy has hips, “bombshell” is built like a boy with implants- that is, no hips at all- she’s jutting her hip out to try to make it look like it, whereas sandy is turned sideways and using her hands to minimize her hip curves. but, whatever, who cares about their build- my point is just, stop trying to act like a know it all when you’re just talking out of your… about the only thing similar in these two shots is that bombshell dies her hair to be almost the color of sandy’s. period. the end. and, clearly, their personalities are polar opposites.