Tarantino XXX Announces Black Friday Deals

Do you like porn? Do you like deals? If yes…READ THIS THING!

I usually spend Black Friday doing pretty much anything other than shopping. Because I hate people. However, this Black Friday, director Tarantino XXX is offering up a killer sale that doesn’t require you to deal with masses of homicidal shoppers. You can take advantage of it right from your damn iPhone or laptop or whatever other thing you use to get at the Internet and shit.

The deal as Tarantino describes as a “give back to the real fans who pay for porn”. Starting midnight on Friday for one day only TarantinoXXX.com is offering fans to purchase DVDs from his collection of films from $5-$8 or sign up for his monthly streaming site for just only $10 for one month

“I feel it’s time to end a great beginning year for my career, TarantinoXXX.com, and the fans who’ve paid for porn” said the director. “So for one day only I’m offering everyone the chance to purchase great hot content that I’ve shot over the past few years for my site for great prices in the spirit of Black Friday”.

There’s a great collection of films produced & directed by Tarantino XXX ranging from foot fetish, cosplay, and feature parodies fans can buy on the site.

For more information & updates you can visit Tarantino XXX’s site TarantinoXXX.com or follow him on social media @TarantinoXXX.

Listen people, I know for a fact that like fucking half of you are going to spend the day after Thanksgiving shopping/browsing for foot fetish porn. So this is a pretty good way for you to feed your sick fetish (not judging) and save some money at the same time. My recommendation would be to go with the streaming option and play that porn on your phone really loud, without headphones, while standing in some god forsaken Black Friday line.

This will probably make the line shorter for you. Or get you arrested. It could go either way, I suppose.

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