Hey datch. You can stop this shit right now. This is not the fucking Bar. If you wanna flood the board with shit threads as a parody of other threads? Take you happy ass over to there where they think it's the epitome of humor.

Because just between you, me, and the gate post? I think you'll find that shit will not float over here. And when you make mods start to having to move threads? Guess what? You will not be their favorite person.
What's next? Cheeseburgers and long cat?