Even bunnies know that Thanksgiving feasts are supposed to feature turkey and this veggie-loaded holiday meal just wasn't up to snuff. In fact, this little guy even had a hard time swallowing his first meatless bite.

Actually, I was specifically thinking of you when I wrote that and I got exactly the response I was hoping for, so I think it was pretty darn clever. You preachy vegans are just so wonderfully predictable.