Okay everybody gather round…we don’t want you to miss a word! N word or otherwise! Where do we even begin with this one?! This story is banoodles!

So apparently, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Riley Cooper went to a Kenny Chesney concert and got busted in a recording saying things that he ought not to be saying in his situation…or ever for that matter! Check it out in the video below!

Now that your mind is sufficiently blown, let’s take a moment to think about the implications of what he just said directly into the camera. This doof just said the word ‘Nigger.’ It rolled directly off of his tongue as if it was NOT the first time he had said it…publicly. The majority of the players he works with are ummmm African American. A very healthy part of the population of Philadelphia is also African American and a humongous portion of the Defensive Linemen of every other team in the NFL are you got it…AFRICAN AMERICAN!

We wonder how many N-words are going to block for him on that offensive line? Good thing he knows how to run fast right? However, you know what they say about black folks and running…but we digress. Let’s take a look at what he had to say first on Twitter today and then in a press conference.

Translation; “Sorry I got busted saying what I said that I would still be saying if I didn’t get busted saying it.” Someday people will understand the okey doke after the fact is spoken by chumps and accepted by even bigger chumps. If people were truly being held accountable for those things they say then fewer people would be giving the exact same press conference we just witnessed because they would know better. But they don’t hear us though.

Oh well, let’s see what he thinks AFTER the season is over. There is nothing like a few broken blocks to get a wide receiver’s attention. We’re going to go out on a limb and guess someone is going to be learning that lesson sooner than later.