The Bible is the God-breathed revelation of Himself, and for you to put what YOU THINK above what is right and what God said is completely and utterly wrong, it's independent and feministic, and you are making a mockery of Christianity.

I THINK fundies are, generally speaking, fucking idiots...primarily because they got suckered by a book full of lying bullshit. "Christianity", as fundies practice it, makes a mockery of any higher principle.

YOU THINK the bible is god's direct revelation... I THINK it's a book of revenge fantasies and mythology... If thinking for myself makes a mockery of your religion then maybe your religion needs to be mocked.

As oposed to select where you want to be a Bible literalist and be a fascist sheep and patriarchal. And anyway, you're mocking Christianity all the time not following a iota of what Jesus said, what's the problem with one more joining?

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the marinara-breathed revelation of Himself, and for you to put what YOU AND YOUR BIBLE THINK above what is right and what the FSM said is completely and utterly wrong, it's independent and feministic, and you are making a mockery of Pastafarianism.

You people put what you want ahead of the bible all the time. The only difference is that a lot of people don't lie to themselves and claim that they're doing it because of their religion, not in spite of it.

And you people make enough of a mockery of Christianity to account for everyone