DETAILS magazine says "Enough With the Skinny Ties", and while we agree, they are missing the point: the tie as a whole has gone the way of the suspender. You need only wear a tie if you are (a) a banker who gets the AARP magazine, (b) going to a funeral, (c) at an uncool wedding, (d) in court, or (e) running for President of the United States. Otherwise it's over.