Kurt's life isn't at all what he wanted. He is stuck in an unexpected relationship with his dreams almost permanently on hold and a job he took mostly out of desperation. But a trip to L.A. to get the autograph of his favorite television star might just change his entire life - but will it change for the better?

Character Death rating is for past character death meaning two characters that are important to the story line are already deceased.

A lot of this story is not what it seems...please keep that in mind. :)

Also, one of my characters who plays a big part is named Mia. I promise, this had nothing to do with Mia Swier. When I first started writing this story, I was really not in the know about Darren Criss, Chris Colfer, or anything regarding their personal lives. Mia happened to be the name of a girl who was a real thorn in my side during high school, as she was going after a guy I really liked, and eventually became his girlfriend. It was the first name I thought of when I started writing this, and I couldn't find another one I liked better.

The Kingdom of Aldern has always been ruled by a magical guardian of royal heritage, and their non-royal political consort. When Dominant political advisor Sebastian Smythe hears from his submissive Blaine Anderson that Crown Prince Kurt Hummel has begun his search for a consort, he sees a perfect opportunity for a bit of social climbing - and if he gets a piece of royal ass in the process then so much the better.

Unfortunately Sebastian forgot to read the small-print; there's a lot more to this union than simple politics, and soon he finds himself on the outskirts of a budding relationship between Kurt and Blaine. If he's not careful he's going to lose everything he's ever worked for, and his submissive to boot.

But maybe, if he plays his cards right, he'll win something better than he ever imagined possible.

Out at a club one rainy Friday night, Blaine is trying to rekindle the relationship he and Kurt once had, back in Dalton, when they first fell in love, while Kurt wonders if he jumped back in to his role as ‘fiance’ quicker than advisable. But from out of nowhere, someone else steps in to give Kurt a third option to possibly consider…

***Okay, a few notes. I had originally written this for the @kurtoberfest prompt 'dark and stormy night’, but it’s not scary. That said, before anyone mentions it in the comments, yes, neither of these guys is better than the other. All three of them are selfish. But they’re young. And young people are allowed to be selfish. Blaine cheated and Sebastian was an ass. In this setting, we are supposed to see them both as not necessarily the greatest, but not entirely irredeemable. That’s why Kurt’s loyalty sways. This can be considered Klaine or Kurtbastian, depending on how you, the reader, perceive it. I sat on putting it up because I really just foresaw people being rude about it. It’s also written in reverse. We see the aftermath (kind of) first, and then we see what happened before it. Takes place during the 'Pumpin’ Blood’ portion of the episode “Opening Night” and assumes that Hunter never took over as captain of the Warblers.

Rare pair: Kurtbastian…but also Klaine

Warnings for mention of Blaine cheating, could be considered slightly Klaine unfriendly, could also be considered Kurt-centric.

This is an AU ending to Cacophonylights's story 'A Change in the Weather'. I was approached by some fans to write an ending, and after a lot of hoop jumping (which included getting in contact with the author herself) I was given permission to right my own twist on the ending, starting from where the original left off. A copy of her permission can be found http://cacophonylights.livejournal.com/tag/blanket%20permission.

I acknowledge that the story A Change in the Weather DOES NOT belong to me, not the story or the original characters or their story line. I am writing this for the fans and in honor of the author. The only thing I take ownership of is what I write.

Blaine invites Sebastian to a Halloween get together at Kurt and Rachel’s loft, but Santana suspects that there’s actually something going on between the two people at the party who are arguing the most.

Rachel, Kurt, and Blaine find a baby on the doorstep of the loft, and have no idea where it came from. Rachel and Blaine leave Kurt to deal with a screaming, unhappy baby, and an hour later Sebastian shows up looking to flirt with Blaine…or is he?

Kurt's still engaged to Blaine, but he's using Sebastian to ease the pain. But what if Sebastian wants to be more that just something Kurt uses to erase the agony of a life that's spiraling out of control?

After Kurt leaves Scandals, he heads home to New York to try and deal with Blaine dating Dave and come up with a plan for piecing his life back together. Apparently, his subconscious believes part of that plan should include having revenge sex with Sebastian Smythe.

Every night, Kurt sleepwalks to Sebastian's room and, while still asleep, has sex with Sebastian. Sebastian sees this as his golden opportunity to blackmail Kurt and break-up the Dalton power couple, but Sebastian might not have quite the upper-hand he thinks he has.

Kurt has everything he thought he wanted - he's in a school where he doesn't get bullied, he's a member of the prestigious Warbler showchoir, dating (well, kind of...he thinks he might be, anyway) the one and only Blaine Anderson. So, how come he still feels like something's off...and why does he feel that 'something' with Sebastian Smythe?

A Dalton AU where Sebastian attended Dalton at the same time as Blaine and Kurt, with the Kurt and Blaine storyline staying pretty much the same, only with the inclusion of Sebastian. Also, all three boys are juniors in this. Starts sometime around the episode "Original Song".

Glee/Fast and Furious crossover. Kurt Hummel moves from California to Lima after his dad's heart attack causes them to lose their repair shop. Kurt leaves his prestigious performing arts school and any chance of moving to New York and getting into NYADA. His only other joy in life is custom tuning cars, but his father doesn't approve. Things seem to get back on track when he joins the Dalton Crew as their mechanic, behind his father's back. He'll make the money he needs as long as he can put up with the unwanted attention of Sebastian Smythe. But, how will his dreams change after he meets the head of the McKinley Crew, Blaine Anderson, who decides that winning Kurt Hummel will be his next big challenge?

Kurt breaks up with Blaine because of his duties of Nightbird. In his heartbroken state, Blaine becomes more absorbed in his role, while trying to make amends with Kurt who gives very short replies, until all replies stop together. Thinking that Kurt has moved on, everything for Blaine becomes about Nightbird until he gets a message that the Warblers have something of his..

Another anniversary, another Katy Perry serenade, but Kurt’s not exactly thrilled by it anymore. Only one person seems to notice, and it’s not Kurt’s boyfriend.

Or, the time Sebastian upstaged Blaine by reciting poetry.

Also, bad boy, leather jacket wearing Sebastian.

Inspired by the Hummel Holidays prompt ‘songs’ (believe it or not, because this started in one place and ended in about three other places xD). AU that assumes Kurt, Blaine, and Sebastian have all known each other since freshman year; that Kurt went to Dalton as a freshman, started dating Blaine, and transferred his sophomore year; and that all three are seniors now. (Phew!) Angst, romance, crush, not Blaine or Klaine friendly, kind of Warbler unfriendly.

Sebastian buys a special potion that will allow him to switch bodies with Kurt for 12 hours so he can finally have sex with Blaine, but when Blaine’s not available, Sebastian finds Kurt’s diary and begins to realize that just maybe he’s had his sights set on the wrong guy all a long.

Hours after Blaine Anderson’s funeral, Sebastian finds his boyfriend Kurt hanging out at his grave, unable to let him go.

At least, that’s what Sebastian thinks. The truth is way more sinister.

Written for the Kurtoberfest prompt ‘vampires’. Not really sure when in the Glee-verse this would be set (right after high school) but Blaine’s already cheated on Kurt and at some point, Kurt and Sebastian started dating. Meh, there’s vampires. Run loose with the timeline. xD Inspired partially by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Warning for angst and mention of Blaine and Klaine. Kind of lol Blaine I guess.

The Phillips twins have a strange dynamic. Kurt's the favored, golden child (at least, in the eyes of their parents). Carson... not so much. They're still very close, though. No matter what, they know they'd do anything for each other. So what happens when the heart starts to want what it shouldn't? A Glee/SBL crossover loosely based on the TV show "Skins." Kurt/Carson pairing

In which Kurt's car won't start and Sebastian is the only person available to drive Kurt to Blaine's grandparents' estate - where the curly-haired boy's birthday will take place.

The problem? They hate each other and putting them in the same car for five hours is as smart as putting a cat and a dog in the same room. But they would do anything for their best friend, even sharing air with each other for more than a second.

Meanwhile, Santana and Rachel (and everyone else, really) bet on whether they will or will not finally solve their sexual attraction.

A story of life, love and loss. Kurt goes back to Ohio to be with his father as he goes through his prostate cancer treatment and bumps into the last person he expected to see at the oncology ward: Sebastian Smythe.