Undeterred by that whole Probably Moving to Kansas City thing, the Islanders are throwing a party at Champions Sports Bar in Uniondale, NY to celebrate the goriest night of last night's hockey season.

In that game, the teams combined for 65 penalties, 346 penalty minutes, and ten ejections. The Isles got fined $100k. There was even a goalie fight, too! This game also made Penguins owner-cum-legend Mario Lemieux, the man who signs Matt Cooke's paychecks, get all preachy. (We didn't take a side in this debate, although we'd note that North American hockey has a rich goon tradition.)