Posts Tagged ‘illness’

I’m fine if I’m allergicTo cats or dogs or hayOr if pollen tends to make my nose all runnyIf my tongue starts to swellFrom fish that’s in a shellI’ll just get used to talking kind of funnyI wouldn’t mind if I could dieFrom just a trace of peanutOr if I had to live in fear of beesBut please God keep from meThe dreaded allergyOf fresh baked onion bagel halves and cream cheese

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05 2009

i woke in bagel puke againfamiliar onion sludgebut i had zero drinks last nightso don’t be quick to judgei think i must be sufferingfrom some foodborne disease’cause whiskeys tend not to expirebut sometimes does cream cheese

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04 2009

My love for you’s a circlea never-ending ringAs soon as I complete itI start circling againBefore long I get dizzyand back and forth I swayBut still I keep on loving youuntil I can’t see straightAt some point I get spin-sickstart hacking up a lungI black out then come to face downin half-digested onionYet I know it’s all worth itfor you’re my favorite thingI’ll shower off then get right backto loving you again

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03 2009

i take some real issues with soft facial tissuesbeing utilized as breakfast platesthey’ve many a feature that could make you reach yourwit’s end in desperate straitswhen hot from the toaster your food needs a coasterto safeguard your palm’s tender skinbut in this arena a tissue’s no Xenaits armor’s insufficiently thinalso on this topic it would be myopicto think a mere Kleenex could guardfrom getting quite ripped each time that it’s grippedtoo tight against an onion shardand you’ve got a brain disease if you like your cream cheesecovered with fine tissue lintand unless you like tallow eating crust smeared with aloeis something you’ll wish that you didn’tso throw that Scott’s from your hand and yell Puffs you be damnedif you don’t want your mouth to feel crapped infor optimum flavor do your taste buds a favorand please put your bagel on a napkin

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03 2009

It’s okay if the sour cream has turnedor if the sautéed garlic got completely burnedDon’t worry that the avocado’s blackor that the roasted peppers liquified right in their sackWho really cares if the cheese is mostly moldor the center of the chicken breast is still a little cold‘Cause even the vilest, most revolting diptastes pretty damn good on an onion bagel chip

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01 2009

Maybe if you grease me,I might grill betterWere you to toast me,I might taste betterPerhaps if you stir me,I might spread betterIf only you would feed me,I might finally be able to stop suffering from malnutrition