Bracket Of Brackets: It’s Muppets Vs. Beer, Just As God Intended

Our glorious Bracket of Brackets Tournament has reached the championship game, and was there ever any doubt? It’s Muppets vs. Beer for all the glory. When you get down to it, isn’t that pretty much the only two things you need for a fulfilling life? And when you combine a Muppet and some beer, that must be what it’s like in Heaven.

This photo was captioned ‘Kermit enjoying a brew’, but I believe it’s actually Robin, Kermit’s nephew. Which makes this “Contributing to the Delinquency of a Muppet” — a Class B felony in most states. I’m sorry you kids had to see this. Please move on to the Lingerie Football League post.

Beer had an impressive win the the semifinals, defeating Sexiest Woman Alive. The game occurred right around 2 a.m., which explains the outcome: beer always skews perceived beauty at that hour. Then, the Muppets earned a hard-fought victory over Best Super Powers, led by Super Grover, who possesses elements of both.

Stay tuned for the exciting unveiling of our champion on Wednesday. It will be better than Kentucky-Wichita State, and with less Pitino.