Andrew KerrWonder Woman BeltMe and Buddha
My sister wears a Wonder Woman belt
A cruelty-free jacket, and very comfortable shoes
She drives faster than Californians like to do
Battles evil with a New York attitude

Linda Carter only played you on TV
While you were sleeping in the bedroom next to me

Can you teach me, or at least give me a clue
Will I ever be half as cool as you
And you could hold me in a headlock of you choose
But in an hour, you would always let me loose

Linda Carter only played you on TV
While you were sleeping in the bedroom next to me
She is building up her body for a war
I have seen her go so far away before
I'm afraid to ask who she's fighting for

Ronald Regan, he did not recall a thing
You magic lasso might have jogged the gipper's memory
But you were busy and I'm amazed that no one sees
On the subway there's a superhero holding on to me

Linda Carter only played you on TV
While you were sleeping in the bedroom next to me