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This 7-Year-Old Is Going Places (10+ Pics)

Meet 7-year-old Bea, whose conversations with her mom are taking over the Internet. Her mother Kelly Oxford posts them on her incredibly popular Twitter account that is being followed by more than 636K people.

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Bea is not the only child. New York Times best-seller author and screenwriter Kelly also posts about her other two kids, but her 7-year-old daughter takes the spotlight.

Below are some of their funny conversations. You can follow Kelly Oxford on twitter for more!

What do you think ?

I'm not sure about these. I think some may have been made up, in whole or part. Others, if they are true, are concerning, and would warrant a follow-up discussion on where a 7 y/o learned about such things or, if she learned about them from home, perhaps it's best not to post that fact to the world.

Sorry, thes ring true for me. Our daughter has come up with similar comments and questions before she was seven and still does. No, her tv is restricted to age appropriate programs and her internet usage is also monitored. She's deep thinker who also likes to shit stir her parents. I try to answer her questions truthfully and in an appropriate way. Very few topics are taboo, I believe kids need to be informed so they can make their own mind up on life matters. Also, I've found kids can detect BS from adults very quickly.

Who cares if a kid is a bs detector you're the parent not their friend, you don't tell a kid the brutal truth about life because their brains and emotions aren't developed enough to deal with adult issues. FFS let them be kids, they are adults for the rest. I also think these are either made up, or at least elaborated on by Mum. Kids don't talk like that! They haven't developed the extent of sarcasm an adult has after a lifetime of crap. Additionally I also think they are letting this 7 yr old watch too much inappropriate TV/internet. As per "James" telling her Kardashians isn't appropriate you'd never have that conversation with a 7 yr old in my house because it would just be turned off. Why does this child get a vote?

I thought the same thing, then I saw they live in LA, so now I don't know what to think. It could be either the mom is making stuff up for attention, or the kid is broken. Could be either with those kooks.

This is either a very grown up 7 yr old child that watches very different TV programmes that my daughter did or I'm older then I thought!!!
It's really good that she feels able to talk so openly about
things that are on her mind,as I couldn't do that with my
mum and still can't.

Well I do believe this, and reason why... My granddaughter just turned 5 in July. We where driving down road going to grandmas house (me) talking. She started kindergarten and I ask if she had boy friend jokingly..And I told her she was to young for boyfriends and our of blue she told me grandma you just don't know anything about romance do you. I told her in 61 years old and I certainly do. Lol Then she tells me about her potion she is Making to put on her boyfriends back (which is 12) her brothers friend. But on his back so when he sees her it will make him want to kiss her. This is from a 5 yr. old. Not making up to get internet time either. She's just a class act. This is a very smart young girl.

I learned all about sex at age 5. It was simple; I wondered why I had a penis. So I asked my parents. They explained what it was for. Voila. As for weed, she's seven, not three. Weed is on the news all the time, even tame shows are incorporating it into their storylines (the Young Avengers had a scene where young Tony Stark got walked in on by young Thor holding what was most definitely a joint, which he immediately hid and said it was just paper for his hamster cage). It's not rocket science.

I just can't imagine any seven year old asking about if the survivor contestants have sex? Never mind hookers,smoking
weed and have a back story..( Would a child know what this
was? )...So have to agree.

A gory ad came up for Resident Evil while my 1.5 year old son was watching Masha and the Bear on YouTube on a children's only channel. Weed dominates the news, and I am also a writer, so the words "backstory," "juxtaposition," and many others are commonplace in my household. As for hookers, obviously she didn't know what it was, which is why she asked. Kids only gotta hear it once before they're curious, and it can be from anywhere; unless you're a helicopter parent, your kids are gonna learn about it eventually.

Kids these days learn not so much from watching TV but from watching other adults. Their young minds soak up much more than you realize. My little sister was saying stuff like this at this age as well.

I'm not sure about these. I think some may have been made up, in whole or part. Others, if they are true, are concerning, and would warrant a follow-up discussion on where a 7 y/o learned about such things or, if she learned about them from home, perhaps it's best not to post that fact to the world.

Sorry, thes ring true for me. Our daughter has come up with similar comments and questions before she was seven and still does. No, her tv is restricted to age appropriate programs and her internet usage is also monitored. She's deep thinker who also likes to shit stir her parents. I try to answer her questions truthfully and in an appropriate way. Very few topics are taboo, I believe kids need to be informed so they can make their own mind up on life matters. Also, I've found kids can detect BS from adults very quickly.

Who cares if a kid is a bs detector you're the parent not their friend, you don't tell a kid the brutal truth about life because their brains and emotions aren't developed enough to deal with adult issues. FFS let them be kids, they are adults for the rest. I also think these are either made up, or at least elaborated on by Mum. Kids don't talk like that! They haven't developed the extent of sarcasm an adult has after a lifetime of crap. Additionally I also think they are letting this 7 yr old watch too much inappropriate TV/internet. As per "James" telling her Kardashians isn't appropriate you'd never have that conversation with a 7 yr old in my house because it would just be turned off. Why does this child get a vote?

I thought the same thing, then I saw they live in LA, so now I don't know what to think. It could be either the mom is making stuff up for attention, or the kid is broken. Could be either with those kooks.

This is either a very grown up 7 yr old child that watches very different TV programmes that my daughter did or I'm older then I thought!!!
It's really good that she feels able to talk so openly about
things that are on her mind,as I couldn't do that with my
mum and still can't.

Well I do believe this, and reason why... My granddaughter just turned 5 in July. We where driving down road going to grandmas house (me) talking. She started kindergarten and I ask if she had boy friend jokingly..And I told her she was to young for boyfriends and our of blue she told me grandma you just don't know anything about romance do you. I told her in 61 years old and I certainly do. Lol Then she tells me about her potion she is Making to put on her boyfriends back (which is 12) her brothers friend. But on his back so when he sees her it will make him want to kiss her. This is from a 5 yr. old. Not making up to get internet time either. She's just a class act. This is a very smart young girl.

I learned all about sex at age 5. It was simple; I wondered why I had a penis. So I asked my parents. They explained what it was for. Voila. As for weed, she's seven, not three. Weed is on the news all the time, even tame shows are incorporating it into their storylines (the Young Avengers had a scene where young Tony Stark got walked in on by young Thor holding what was most definitely a joint, which he immediately hid and said it was just paper for his hamster cage). It's not rocket science.

I just can't imagine any seven year old asking about if the survivor contestants have sex? Never mind hookers,smoking
weed and have a back story..( Would a child know what this
was? )...So have to agree.

A gory ad came up for Resident Evil while my 1.5 year old son was watching Masha and the Bear on YouTube on a children's only channel. Weed dominates the news, and I am also a writer, so the words "backstory," "juxtaposition," and many others are commonplace in my household. As for hookers, obviously she didn't know what it was, which is why she asked. Kids only gotta hear it once before they're curious, and it can be from anywhere; unless you're a helicopter parent, your kids are gonna learn about it eventually.

Kids these days learn not so much from watching TV but from watching other adults. Their young minds soak up much more than you realize. My little sister was saying stuff like this at this age as well.