Now let's get that wizzo brain cap on as we prepare to answer the following searching questions:

Erm so what's a database?

Why don't those tables have any legs?

What's Microsoft Access got to do with it?

Why is the grass green?

How do I build my own mini database program in VB?

What is the meaning of life?

Well, let's get the philosophical stuff out of the way first. The meaning of life is 42 and grass is green 'cause all the other rainbow colours are absorbed and only the green reflected, a process known as subtractive colour mixing.