You know, it's not that I ever even watched porn at a hotel on pay-per-view (although now, goddamnit, I want to). It's entirely the principle of the matter. What gives these people the right to determine what someone else can or cannot view?

AUUUGGGHHHH!!!

Can anyone tell me it it's better and more rational in New Zealand? Seriously. I loved the country when I was there on holiday, and right now I really want to get as far away as possible from the U.S. and its puritanical bullshit.