Well then, after reading what amounts to an entire year of Yankees scores (I seriously think this is but my second "post" this year, and the first one was really Ghostbusters 2-focused), I am sure you're already exhausted and bored. But fear not fateful readers, I have returned from the 69 Day DL to enlighten and impress you...perhaps tomorrow (perhaps never).

Basically, I had to get this post up or fear never getting a post up at all this year. My time on the DL did not properly prepare me to jump right back into the posting flow, but I'm trying: doing some cardio work in the pool, jogging with Apollo on the beach, swallowing handfuls of PEDs , you get the idea. In my absence, the Bronx Bombers have done just fine, amassing a 26-20 record after a rough and slow start to the year (let's call that the Cody Randsom Period). Is this recent hot streak a fluke, or have the bats finally awakened with the return of the Narcissist Lex Luger? Is Phil Hughes ready to contribute all year long, or will the league figure him out in short order? Is my unhealthy love of Nick Swisher being replaced by an unhealty love of Frankie "Call Me Francisco And I'll Kill Ya" Cervelli? Is the use of mundane questions to lengthen a post the most annoying type of writing ever? Or is that terza rima?

Answers to follow in short order. Lucky for you there's still over 100 games left this year for me to recap via nonsensical pop culture references and youtube clips. Game on Garth.

Misery Loves Company

First two, and now four avid baseball fans torture themselves by closely observing their favorite major league squads. Follow along as the Red Sox, Yankees, Mets and Phillies inflict pain and suffering on a daily basis, soothed only by great beer and rock 'n' roll. (The pain and suffering has been doled out in largely disproportionate measure since 2004.)