"Black Or White"

"Fat Or White"

The Lyrics

Went from a stuck up college to the NBA,"Does that team suck!?" So what if we're white and the sameNow I believe in miracles and a miracles on draft night.

But my advice for playin' basketball, Don't try it if you're fat or white

They print our picture in the Saturday SunCrackers lose 117 to noneAnd I told about shakey kneesAnd it's true either you can jump or you're white

But if you're thinkin' bout playin basketballDon't try it if your're fat or white

I am tired of Chris WebberI can't dunk over a busI am tired of Shaq daddyHis shoes are the size of my buttI am scared of your brotherI am scared of KobeI am scared of Allen Iverson damn that dirty is mean

(RAP)Deflection, no height look at complextionWearin' short-shorts in Nelly relationIt's a color war, D.Miles will tellThere is only one side of the taleSee it's just about races, faces, cop chasesWhere your shoes come from, your payless lacesI've seen some playas get dullerAsk Mr.Jackson for a favor and change your color

Now I know y'all agree with me,I'm not gonna mess with that guy named A.I.

So if you're thinkin bout playin b-ball Don't try it if you're fat or white

Said if you're thinkin bout playin b-ball Don't try it if you're fat or white

Said if you think you are a brotherDon't even try it if you're fat or white.OOH,OOHYea,yea,yea nowOOH,OOHYea,yea,yea now

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