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Just So…3: Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.

Just So…4: Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

Just So…5: We can sympathize with a child who is afraid of the dark, but the tragedy of life is that most people are afraid of the light.

Just So… 6: Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Just So…7: It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Just So…8: Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Just So…9: It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Just So…10: I am a flobberworm. Bite me!

Just So…11: # If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
# COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.

Just So…12: If, a two letter word for futility

Just So…13: Drink varnish and you’ll have a lovely finish.

Just So…14: Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

Just So…15: If every life results in death, then what is the meaning of life?

Just So…16: There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Just So…17: No, I don’t have PMS. I just really hate you.

Just So…18: All work and no play, will make you a manager.

Just So…19: Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Just So…20: I felt that I could never succeed at the things I tried, so I tried to fail, figuring that this was certainly something I could succeed at. Then, when I succeeded at failing, I wasn’t sure which I had done.

Just So…21: I hate typing, so I just wrote the book in my head. I’m going to market it to mind readers.

Just So…22: Sometimes a fact or two can spoil a perfectly good argument

Just So…23: I was thinking that it’s time to just deal with reality directly, so I tried to imagine a world with no hypothetical situations.

Just So…24: Every person has unique insight into this life … the inevitable consequence of combining individual predispositions with unique life experiences.

Just So…25: If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Just So…26: If I try I might fail, if I don’t try I will definitely fail.

Just So…27: Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?

Just So…28: Smart is to remember half of what you read. Brilliant is to know which half to remember.

Just So…29: I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you think I said is not really what I meant.

Just So….30: Fame is mostly a matter of dying at the right moment.

Just So….31: Sometimes one needs what only some people can provide: their absence.

Just So….32: I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Just So….33: The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Just So….34: Men marry when the time is right. Women marry when the guy is right.