Thursday, September 02, 2010

To Travel and To Ponder

Time to travel and thoughts to ponder...that's what's here today.

I have another run to New York tonight. The Vietnamise and Chinese resturants are doing a booming business I guess. Seriously, though, I have a load up puppies and a few adult dogs to deliver to new forever homes. Now with be on the dinner menu.

The other half of this post is some points to ponder...again. A h/t goes out to ACE for sending them to me.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder ~

Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich...

Number 7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6Some people are like a Slinky, not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4All of us could take a lesson from the weather.It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And Number 1Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers;what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."

I'll see you guys on Friday night with some Nude Blogging...iffen I'm up for it. :-)..