Egg Soldier Cup – yikes, eggy soldiers get their own assault vehicle at last

Egg Soldier Cup. OK, so some of you transatlantic types may not know about Eggy Soldiers, but just because it’s not in Wikipedia, doesn’t mean it’s not scrumchious. Anyway, here’s the first tool-kit custom designed for enjoying said breakfast, comprising a themed egg-cup for the soft boiled egg, and a handy toast cutter for the soldiers. Mmm…enjoy! £14.95 ($30.20).

Thankfully the ingenious Perfect Soldier Cutter speeds up the process and actually improves the dunkability of your soldiers. Simply press this handheld gizmo against your slice and watch in wonder as it creates a series of precisely placed perforations. Once the bread has been toasted your perfectly formed platoon can be torn off ready for dunking.