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When looking for words to fill these sample posts the traditional thing to turn to is a Lorem Ipsum. An Ipsum is a filler text used to demonstrate the graphic elements of a document or visual presentation. While searching for something different to fill these pages found that you can find all kinds of Ipsum generators. From Cupcakes, TV Shows, Movies, Samuel Jackson (not G rated), even one for Obama quotes. Here are a few of my favorite that I came across.

No, Marty, we’ve already agreed that having information about the future could be extremely dangerous. Even if your intentions are good, they could backfire drastically. Whatever you’ve got to tell me I’ll find out through the natural course of time. I, I don’t know. Radiation suit, of course, cause all of the fall out from the atomic wars. This is truly amazing, a portable television studio. No wonder your president has to be an actor, he’s gotta look good on television. Right. Lou, gimme a milk, chocolate. Lorraine, my density has popped me to you. this has gotta be a dream.

Hey McFly, what do you think you’re doing. Um, well it’s a delorean, right? Hey wait, wait a minute, who are you? Stella, another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car. Come on out here, help me take him in the house. Thank god I found you. Listen, can you meet me at Twin Pines Mall tonight at 1:15? I’ve made a major breakthrough, I’ll need your assistance. I’m, I’m sorry, Mr. McFly, I mean, I was just starting on the second coat.

Lorraine. It’s uh, the other end of town, a block past Maple. Hey, hey, Doc, where are you? Where does he come from? whoa, whoa Doc, stuck here, I can’t be stuck here, I got a life in 1985. I got a girl.

Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn’t believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work?

A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I AM the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down, Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks, Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy, The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Chuck Norris doesn’t compete in sports. He allows other people to have a chance at breaking records too.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. Chuck Norris isn’t made up of cells, cells are made up of Chuck Norris Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia, The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris’ victims before they died? His shoe Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. If Chuck Norris were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken’s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.