Who in their right mind gives a flying monkey **** about the last one? Sure they're pointless and overused (just like this "fixed" comment ******** ), but at least their ******* content is original (Take the hint, dumbass.)- that aside, it doesn't even ruin the joke unless you're as whiny as this generation's teenagers. I'm tired of seeing this stupid ******** . Thumb me down if you like, it's what people without a good argument do anyway.

It's exactly the same as people on here that go '10 out of 10 would laugh again' or 'Thumb for you, I Lol'd' and whatever. I find them just as annoying here as I do on tumblr, yet the funnyjunk comments seem to get thumbs. It's stupid.

Completely agree with you. On EVERY funnyjunk post that's about tumblr the top comments is just a "fixed" picture instead of actually being genuinely funny. In my opinion the "fixed" comments on here should be thumbed down because it's turning out to be more cancerous than the so called "spam" comments.

1: Let it piss them off. I think such whiny jack offs deserve it- we've dealt with enough of their whiny **** , like when some kid trips and their parents sue the asphalt company, or when some retard spilt McDonald's coffee on himself and sued them for not warning him it was hot. Or these nosy homophobes who don't want gay strangers to be married.

2: I do not refer to the post/picture as OC, but those ideas or the joke on the website itself. This is too contextualized to have been repeated in the past by anyone other then the guys who made this joke. Many such original jokes such as this are made in Tumblr and this OC starved website wants to see it, even if the joke will be retold in a few months time.

It actually ends up bothering other people who end up putting up with the **** of spoiled/whiny/self-entitled people- this is why you can't legalize gay marriage without a bunch of whiny, nosy pretentious bible bashers complaining about the actions of complete strangers. Skewed or not, I'm still expecting a valid contradiction.

like i said, instead of being like like the whiny, nosy pretentious bible basters complaining about complete strangers making stuff like what i made above, have the self control to ignore it since it's just an internet comment.

Self control means expecting this ******** in the future. The irony isn't lost on me, but the difference is that I have a valid reason to complain this much.

That aside, you underestimate the power of communication on the internet. Look at stuff like what 4Chan did, like Charles and the Taylor Swift contest, or the fact that they found the specific men who directly bombed the Boston marathon who mingled with the crowd.

The majority of jobs are not taken by foreign immigrants, but in fact automated assembly lines. Toys were made by hand until the late 80s, now the majority are completely assembled by robots. so remember, It's the robots, not José.

Wanna know why immigrants tend to keep jobs over us? Most Americans grow up in a family that can support them, and when we get to working, we get paid a reasonable amount, usually enough to support ourselves on our own.

Immigrants tend to come from areas where they're working their ass off for more hours than most of us would ever consider, and they're making a lot less money. So coming to America and getting a 10 dollar an hour job for less work is no problem for them. They're willing to work their best for their income.

Americans (usually) don't have to go through what they have, so we take everything for granted and don't work our hardest because we have some feeling of entitlement or some **** .

So, next time you see a bunch of Mexicans, Asians, or any foreign person in general doing physical labor like roofing, construction, or lumber, don't think to yourself "Damn immigrants are taking our jobs, why can't I keep one?", because they're earning their pay more than most of us would.

I agree with you 100% which is also why it pisses me off to see second generation mexicans do the same. They mooch off what their parents suffered to earn so they can have a lazier life. Not to mention welfare helping everyone out. While i'll admit my family has relied on welfare it is only for a short time between jobs seeing as my parents had 3 kids to shelter and feed. But I've seen plenty of people who abuse it and rather spend whatever actual money they get on beer and drugs.

Why is it a sense of entitlement to expect to be paid enough to survive?
I get what you're saying, and you're right, but how is it bratty or entitled to expect enough money from your employer to live on?

Not quite what I meant. I meant a sense of entitlement to a job. I'm talking about people who feel entitled to get paid when they aren't working their hardest.

I work in a lumber yard, and my job mostly consists of loading customer's orders, be it lumber, shingles, cement bags, etc. But when we're not busy, I'm to stock shelves, receive deliveries, and keep the warehouse/store tidy. More than half of the people I work with will usually just stand up front waiting for customers to have an order for them, even if there's no customers at the counter. They just socialize and **** around until the easy work comes to them, and that's the kind of people I'm talking about with the sense of entitlement. People who want to work full time, but won't actually work full time. They wait to be told what to do instead of looking for something to do.

I realize this is a joke but still, ******* illegal immigrants really do take jobs. inb4 the jobs that no one wants. Just shut the **** up. If you have a family and just lost your job, you'll do what ever it takes to keep food on the table. You'll mow a damn lawn, do some manual labor, it doesn't matter. I don't understand where this false sense of entitlement comes from. Especially with kids around my age (20). They act like they're too good to do certain jobs like fast food and stuff. They need to get over themselves. You have no reason to feel accomplished and like you deserve anything.

I do so that everybody knows you're a hate-filled douchebag. Like I said, this one is actually not bad and I agree with most of it, but with the others, if you want to have an intelligent discussion with somebody other then people that agree with you then I would suggest being less of a dick about it.

what i would like to know is how the hell they do it when they are illegal, i'm an illegal canadian and i don't get **** for jobs, i've grown up here since i was 3 and i am not considered an american... i even went to school here.