July 10, 2009 at 9:21 am

The first person I told about the book deal was the HR lady. It was during my exit interview.

“So, why are you leaving us?” she asked.

“Well, I just got an offer on my book proposal!” This was also the point at which I expected to ride home on a unicorn via a rainbow, because that is another thing that only happens in dreams. I was probably the happiest exit interview the HR lady ever had the pleasure of conducting. I smiled and laughed and bounced around happily in my seat before dancing back down to my desk to reread the email I had just gotten. Then I told my boss and my coworkers about the offer and they were happy for me, and slightly stunned, but I’m sure the “I’m quitting to pursue writing!” speech I’d given last week suddenly seemed a lot less flimsy.

So yes, I have been all sneaky-like and wrote a book proposal, which I sent to agents, and one of them liked it, so we joined forces and she suggested revisions, and I made them, and then the other agents at her agency suggested more revisions, so I made those too, and then she sent it out to publishers, and I waited, and then one of those editors liked it and offered me money to sit at home and write it, which means I can afford to buy food, which will make the experience all the better because writing is easier with chocolate pudding on hand.

I do not have a release date yet, but I would guess my book will come out in 2010, perhaps 2011. It’s tentatively called Chocolate and Vicodin: And Other Failed Cures for the Headache that Wouldn’t Go Away and you can pretty much guess what it is about. As the announcement in Publisher’s Lunch said yesterday, “[Jennette Fulda] humorously explores the twisted maze of eastern and western medicine as she visits doctors, acupuncturists, and chiropractors, and ingests pills, pot, and obscene amounts of ice cream, all in search of the elusive cure for her chronic pain.” It’ll be released by Pocket Books, an imprint of Simon and Schuster. Look! They have a cute little kangaroo for a logo:

Big thanks to everyone who helped make this possible with their advice and support, especially the fabulous Miss Holly, Rachel, Jen, Erin, Wendy and Jennifer (who I don’t have a link for). I did not simply skip into the lobby of the publishing house and pick up a book contract at the receptionist’s desk. I’m truly grateful this deal happened and I feel fortunate to have the opportunity to write another memoir. Just because you write one book does not mean you necessarily get to write another. But really, if you’re going to have a headache for over a year, you may as well get a book deal out of it. There was a TON of work that went into making this happen, and the process only reminded me of how much toil and trouble goes into putting out those bound sets of pages.

I also wanted to thank you, my readers, for sending me crazy emails. They really made the proposal pop. Don’t worry, I won’t include your email addresses.

Yay! I can’t wait to read it. I had a headache for 10 months. Turns out my stressed and knot-forming muscles in my neck was the culprit not my brain chemistry. Ugh! I tried it all too – one time even landing the Emergency Room just trying any hocus pocus for some darn relief.

@Nicky – I mentioned some resources on book proposals in my blogs about going from Blog to Book on my book site in this entry. As for agents, Publisher’s Marketplace is a good resource for finding someone in your genre.

unsolicited feedback: there’s something about the title that scans funny to me, the colon with “and” afterwards. i have some ideas, but in the interests of not giving TOO much unsolicited feedback, will refrain from sharing unless request. (i LOVE the chocolate and vicodin / headache cures that didn’t work basic idea for the book title though. love love!)

@emi s – I doubt there will be a colon on the actual book cover, as there wasn’t one on my first book. It does look odd, I agree, but it seems to be standard to insert a colon to separate the title from the subtitle when referring to it in print.

So you didn’t quit to freelance (jumping of a ledge and hoping it all works out, with planning that responsible people do of course).. you are a published author working on your next book with a book deal in place!

You are full of surprises, but this isn’t one of them as I was sure there would be another book. Now that I know the title I can pre-order! I’ll be sure to read it!

Mixing my metaphors here, but I love the way you take adversity and make lemonade with it! I wish I could do the same, but alas I am just your average divorced, returning adult student, college grad at 40, single mother of teenagers!

First, a big congratulations! I’m totally excited for you! Jeannette you really inspire me, and it’s given me more ideas to fuel my own creativity. I can’t wait to hear how the process goes. In fact, I wish I could find out how the process goes, as I’d love to write a book proposal. I’m thinking there are books about that, LOL.

Second, and I’m betting that you’ve thought of this, but the neurotic part of me has to mention it: have you figured a way to maintain some type of health insurance? You really cannot be without it, and with a recent medical history…well, I’m getting worried for you. If you recall, I’ve been in a similar boat (long term health issues), and I had insurance, and I nearly lost my house after two years…so I just wanted to check in on that. Can you get COBRA or something like it for a year?

Congratulations! I wonder if you can now write off all the money you spent on trying to cure your headache as a business expense?! May be worth looking into to get a refund from the last few years on your taxes! I think authors and reality TV stars do it all the time.

Your bravery and careful planning in order to go freelance is inspiring. Best of luck!

Wow, big congrats!! You obviously have a way with words and we want to read what you have to say–always! And, to be able to quit your day job totally rocks! But, I hope you won’t take offense by me saying that I am more excited about the sequel … the book that tells what caused the headaches to begin with and how they are resolved and you enter a new phase of your life. Still hoping you’ll get tested for celiac AND gluten sensitivity. Some of us with those issues literally went for years with daily headaches (some minor, some major) and were amazed to see them completely go away when we went gluten free.

Woo-hoo! Who ever thought having a headache for a year could pay off in the long run? I don’t know that it’s worth it, exactly, but, as long as you had no choice in the matter, you might as well make fun of the ordeal for cash! Congrats!

@PastaQueen – True, but still very impressive…Does it ever weird you out that all these people who you don’t actually know are concerned that you make sure you have adequate health insurance? (Cobra is expensive, but a very good thing -we are on it now…I still have another 10 months or so before we have to figure out whats next, hopefully full employment with benefits for a while – so we can keep covering pre-existing conditions without breaking the bank) Congratulations again.

Congrats!! I am sure you hear it a lot, but you really are an inspiration. Your ability to pay off your debts, save up 6 months worth of living expenses, and to go off on your own is amazing and it is a huge goal of mine too. A year into cutting out credit cards and paying it all down and I still have another year or two to go, but I know it is possible.

Oh, Jennette, I couldn’t be more happy and proud than if this had happened to my daughter! You really are living the dream. I am so thrilled that you take life’s challenges, like chronic pain or weight, and turn them into narrative gold. So many of us are defeated by these things, or merely sirvive them. iYou not only overcome the difficulties that life throws your way, you transform them into shapely memoirs that entertan and help others. And you’re still in your twenties! You inspire me. (Also, I just got back from Paris, where I ate nutella and croissants at every single opportunity. While I lack your youthful metabolism and did not actually lose weight on this crazy diet, I didn’t gain it either. You were right, it’s all the walking. Either that, or some magical calorie-blocker in the Paris air.) Congratulations again on your brilliant and glamorous news! I am so, so happy for you. -victoria

How exciting. I just finished reading Julie/Julia. My sister sent it to me for my birthday and on the inside cover she wrote, “from blog to book to movie”, may this be your fortune too. I send that wish to you too. Congratulations! Bobbie

Jeanette – You are awesome. I think it is this grit, determination & gr8 planning that helped u lose weight in the first place & now that has changed u r life. Fantastic ! BTW – is u r headache better now ? I’ve been reading u r blog for a while but don’t recall any mention of the headache getting better.

Congratulations! I’m about halfway through your first book right now and really enjoying reading your story, and your style of storytelling. I’m sure your new book, and new freelance writing career, will be fabulous! Wishing you all the best,

I think you are now having two different audiences: one searching for dieting tips and the other one searching for pain cures.

And probably all searching for a funny, cool writer.

Myself, I am about to join the exclusive CDH club as mine headache is going for 3 weeks now. But since I am no stranger to chronic pain (I have something called Interstitial cystitis – remember your conference about pain and the second topic about pelvic pain – ok, that will be me, sort of like permanent UTI for 6 years).

Yes it sucks but here is a good news.

The IC I have is manageble, in fact, I have been in 2nd remission for over 1.5 now due to pregnanacy and brestfeeding. (so 0 pain!!) Yes I am aware it can stop anytime. But I enjoy this while it last and don’t think about it much.

Now to my headaches story..I feel that the two chronic pains are not related…although for a super healthy never sick person with no depression – it is kanna strange to hit this jackpot twice, no?

My symthoms are just like yours (I actually hated to realize that reading your blog).. mostly nose and cheeks, most days the pain level from 2 to 3. So the MOST important blog I read from you was a “Different before and after” I know that feeling to be scare to answer in fear of jinxing it – but if you can : can you tell me: Are you still around 2 pain level on most days? That would tremendously help in my research. And just one more question you did not completely explore – before Feb day 2008, were you prone to headaches/migraines? Were you already taking something? Why – did you before had daily headaches? It is not completely clear – it will help so much!.

@CDH – My pain is about a level 1 or 2 out of 5 most days. Some days if I’ve done a lot or haven’t taken good care of myself, it goes up to a 3.

Before February of 2008 I did have a history of headaches. When I was 21, in 2002, I got a similar headache that wouldn’t go away, but I was prescribed a beta-blocker that made it go away. I tried going off of the beta-blocker once or twice and the headache returned, so I stayed on it. In February of 2008 it stopped working, even when we increased the dosage.

I was just thinking about you today as I had a short-lasting (maybe 8 hours) debilitating headache, and I thought, how did Pasta Queen deal with this for a whole year? Mere mortals might have offed themselves.

Now I feel so stupid (sound of me smacking myself in the forehead)! I asked you to blog about what you’ve been doing since you started free lancing. DOH! You’re writing another book!!! I should have read ahead before announcing my stupidity to the whole world. Can’t wait to read it, keep us posted on its release date.

Jennette Fulda tells stories to the Internet about her life as a smartass, writer, weight-loss inspiration, chronic headache sufferer, and overall nice person (who is silently judging you). She does this at JenFul now, but you can still have fun perusing her past here.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for keyboards ruined by coffee spit-takes or forehead wrinkles caused by deep thought.