The Adventures of Indiana Jones

It's so tuff ta be a cat sometimes. I just wanna play and eat treats and play, and sometimes sleeps too and cuddles, but fur tha most part I likes ta play tha most. But even tho I gots tons a'toys, I don't likes ta play with thems. I likes tha real live acshions, like chasing and flyin thru tha air ta catch my prey (aka KittyPryde) even if my "prey" don't wants ta be caughted.
So here is tha sissshuashion-Mommy slept a little late today on accident and I tried ta wakes her by laying on her and touchin her face and rolling arounds on tha bed, cause I really am a good boy! She got up finally, and rushed to tha potty room ta takes a shower and stuff, where I usually join her by chillaxin on tha toilet seat. This day though was diff'rnt 'cause she was running late so tha whole routine was not good! I guess Kitty was a gumblepuss 'cause she didn't get her wet stuffs fur breakfast yet, and I had awwwwl this morning energy, so I thought it would be fun ta chase her...so I did. A lot. and she wasn't too happy and so that gave me tha crazies akshully and I chased her more and she screammmmmmeeeeed! And we knocked stuffs ovfur. And mommy, with tha wetness and shampoos in her hair hear tha cries from in tha shower!
It was likes I was blinded or something, and deafffs to her cries...and then I saw Mommy out from tha shower, water awwwwls ovfur tha floor, and I still did tha naughty and tried ta catch Kitty Pryde-I couldn't even nibbles on her ear tho 'cause it was flat against her head! The very same head that I washed last night. See! I does loves her...I just was in tha heats of passsshions.
So now I is stuck, ALONE, in the beddie room and mommy is workin and Kitty is getting awwwl tha 'partment to herselfs. Mommy is visiting grandmaw too next week and our auntie was s'posed ta sleep ovfur with us but now fur some reason can't, so I'm a little worried that I'm gonna get stucks in tha beddie room while Mommy is gone too!

Is it normal ta be this naughties. I don't think so, and Mommy says its normal ta wants ta play, but not ta attack Kitty Pryde. I thought I was growing past this phase, but I guess I still gotta be a tuff guy.

That sounds like every morning for me, trying to wake my mommy and she gets up and runs to the shower. Except I don't have a sister to chase. My mom likes to let me in the bathroom with her and I watch her shower! hahaha

Indy, actually I do the same thing to Lacey a lot! She loves me and she starts it a lot of the times but sometimes she's not doing anything and I just wants to chew on her! She gets furry mad and hisses and growls and beats me up and I LUB IT! OH BOY DO I FURRY LUB IT!!! MOL! We're guys Indy, it's just the way we are! Sorry Indy's meowmy! Not what you want to hear, I know.