Thursday, June 25, 2015

(Iraq) The fledgling Iraqi air force today got in on the act of fighting ISIS when they carried out strikes on ISIS warehouses in the Kirkuk region, killing 25 terrorists and injuring 10 more.

In the Mosul region, an attack by ISIS on the Peshmerga was repulsed, with 5 ISIS suicide bummers killed before they could reach their targets.

In the Anbar region, ISIS terrorists managed to kill 14 soldiers when a car bomb was detonated in their midst followed by a gun attack. In the town of Hit, an ISIS artillery barrage on the local irrigation department saw 10 people killed and 13 injured.

North of Tikrit, Iraqi security forces took out 3 female ISIS snipers in the town of Baiji.

In the ongoing operation to recapture the town of al-Kama, Baghdad command reported that the army had killed 27 ISIS terrorists, destroyed 3 shelters and 1 vehicle.

(Egypt) The residents of the town of Tarot weren't impressed when they caught somebody digging up the body of a man who had just died. Which is why that idiot's body is now in the ground waiting to be dug up by the next village idiot.

(Syria) ISIS, keen to hit the headlines in which to try and reverse the story line that they have lost a lot of ground across Iraq and Syria, today hit the Syrian town of Kobani with a car bomb some say was driven in from Turkey, after which they followed up by sending in a number of idiots who will no doubt fight to the death. And thus, for the loss of a small number of idiots, gain a huge publicity boost. Anyway, the fighting is still ongoing and the death toll in the area stands at 146 civilians and 40 ISIS idiots

An attack by ISIS on an Alawite village in the central Syrian province of Homs was repulsed today with 19 ISIS idiots getting killed.