A Fake Wallet Can Save Your Traveling Butt for Real

I first heard about fake wallets on the Ricky Gervais Show, so I didn’t take the idea seriously.

In the recording, Steve Merchant tells a story about how he used to carry a fake wallet when he first moved to London because apparently muggers congregated there.

Things got complicated when Steve over-thought this simple trick.

I got really anxious because I thought, “What if I hand over my fake wallet and he goes, ‘Well, is this a fake wallet?’…then makes me hand over my real one, but maybe also punishes me, you know, takes it out on me because he’s angry.”

Then I took to carrying a second fake wallet. So I spent about two months carrying three wallets around, two of which were fake.

And then, you know the reason I stopped? Because I thought, “What if I give him both fake wallets…and now he’s gonna be twice as angry as he would’ve been if he only had the one fake wallet!”

-Steve Merchant

As I later found, carrying around a fake wallet is a real thing and some travelers swear by it.

I’ve never used one myself, though. Having grown up in a city like Jakarta, I feel like I’m generally aware of my surroundings.

And because I also have never traveled to a place I consider especially dangerous, it just hasn’t crossed my mind. But I might carry a fake wallet when my travels bring me to a place where I stand out like a clueless tourist who has wandered away from her bus tour group.

The point of having a fake wallet is so you can give a mugger something and still escape with most of your belongings (and your well-being) intact.

Things people put in a dummy wallet:

A small amount of money that you wouldn’t miss too much if you lose it.
(Some people recommend including some convincing fake bills if you have them handy. But I’d be worried about confusing the bills myself and actually paying people with fake money. And, on the other hand, if I can differentiate between the fake and the real bills, then how convincing can they be to actual criminals?)

Unessential photo ID cards that you can easily replace, such as a student card, a gym membership card or an expired driver’s license.

Old expired credit cards or promotional credit cards from bank offers that you receive in the mail. If you use an expired credit card, be aware that the new, active card may share the same number — if this is the case, don’t place this expired card in the dummy wallet.

“What if I do give him the fake wallet and he just starts using the library cards and the video cards?…He could rack up a huge fine and I’d be in the same position as if I were to just give him the money.”

-Steve Merchant

Make it seem like your fake wallet is the real thing.

This means that you have to use it in public. Put enough money in your fake wallet to cover your expenses for the day, then use it to pay for stuff.

If you need more spending money than usual, stash your main supply in your hidden real wallet and replenish your dummy wallet as the need arises. Only do this in private areas, such as in changing rooms or washroom cubicles.

If you do get mugged…

Then you’ll be able to use the things in your real wallet to at least flag a cab and get back to the safety of your hotel room, where you can choose to call the police (or not, since you wouldn’t lose anything valuable anyway).

And if the mugger somehow gets your real wallet…

You should prepare for this before you leave for the trip — write down the phone numbers of your banks on a piece of paper or store the information online. Make sure you use the banks’ access numbers for international calls because you may not be able to reach some 1-800 numbers from overseas. (Check out my post about precautions to take when you travel with credit cards.)

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Comments

The reason you want to spend a bit out of the dummy wallet is because muggers/pickpockets will often scope you out before mugging you. Assume they see you before you see them. So if you are buying a coffee somewhere and you get the money from the fake wallet, the criminal assumes that’s your real wallet. However, if you use your real wallet to buy the coffee and offer the mugger the fake one, they will demand the real wallet.

If you’re using your fake wallet for most expenses in public then why are you carrying a “real” wallet? That “real” wallet is now just a paperweight that should STAY AT HOME. If you use your fake wallet for all public transactions, you defeat the purpose of carrying a fake wallet in the first place.

Hi Max! That would mean you’d only carry one wallet, which doesn’t have anything useful in it. Remember the fake wallet is only supposed to carry the non-valuable cards and a little bit of cash. What if you need more, but don’t want to risk losing everything?

Let’s say the fake wallet only has $50 — that’s the amount you’re willing to lose in case you get mugged. But you want to have your credit card and an extra $200 in cash with you in case you need them, so you put those in your real, back-up wallet. Keep the real wallet hidden (in a money belt, for example) and always only use the fake wallet in public. If and when you need more money, excuse yourself to the washroom and add more money to your fake wallet.

When I first moved to NYC, one thing that I read was to keep a $20 in your pocket that you can just quickly give over. NYC was the absolute safest place I’ve ever lived and I never felt scared even walking around at 2 am a bit tipsy (not my smartest moment I admit).

I do that when I travel as well – keep a $20 in my pocket and then a prepaid card in a back pocket just in case they demand more money. A bit overboard maybe but I’m not as panicky plus I have a spare bit for money for a cab if I lose my bag which is not unheard of.

The funny thing is I saw the subject of your post and thought, but what if the mugger sees my real wallet in my purse as I dig around for the fake wallet? And then I read the Steve Merchant quote. Glad to see I have an over thinking kindred spirit. :) Definitely something to think about if traveling somewhere with frequent muggings.

Lol that made me chuckle — thanks! I feel a connection with Steve Merchant because he’s cheap. Once, he complained about shopping in a thrift store, being spotted by a paparazzi and having this be a story in some gossip tabloid. :D

By the way, the real wallet would have to be hidden. Maybe you can use a money belt together with the fake wallet.

While in NYC, once a guy put his hand in my pocket right at Times Square subway, he turned around told his friend that my pocket was empty. Yeah I had my handkerchief in my pocket and he mistook it for a wallet. My $20 were in my back pocket rest in my brief case.