Larry Sawyer

Histoire du Cinéma

I remember seeing Star Wars for the first time, but it wasn't like seeing Breathless for the first time.I was breathless when I watched Raging Bull for the first time, but I was a raging bull when I watched Clueless for the first time.I was clueless when I watched 8 1/2 for the first time.I was 8 1/2 when I watched Snow White for the first time.I was snow white when I saw Halloween for the first time.It was Halloween when I watched High Noon for the first time.I remember seeing King Kong for the first time.It was in The Apartment that I saw The Searchers for the first time.In Modern Times, a Taxi Driver should consider The Graduate andgo Singin' In the Rain On the Waterfront with The African Queen, instead of this route I took classes with a Psycho from Chinatown on The Grapes of Wrath. Someday I'll be An American in Paris but for now Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Rocky and The Wild Bunchrode in on The Streetcar Named Desire to fill their Jawswith The Best Years of Our Lives.

Brief Statement on the Snow Leopard

Let it be known that on page 12 where thedescription of the snow leopard begins, anegregious error was made in its description.In no way does a snow leopard resemble allthe demons of hell. It seems that a catatonicfear set in upon seeing the snow leopard for thefirst time, which results in a rather inaccuratedescription. Also, on page 43 there is a long pause followed by ablood-curdling scream. What follows is an attempt todescribe the gurgling sound of copious amounts ofsplashing blood. On page 67, a certain shlick noiseis mentioned, this is the sound of a can ofcheap beer being opened, as the hunter, much laterback at the lodge, found it necessary to consume aquantity of said beverage when it was finally discovered thathe had completely lost the rest of his hunting party inthe bush. That was a completely different adventure, whichwon't be elaborated on here, but let it suffice to saythat his ill-fitting shorts were riding upin the crotch, which probably led to his finger