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The Lineup: Wednesday, September 25

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Pregame Reads

The Philadelphia Inquirer profiles a college professor who has studied NFL teams' complete ineptitude in the draft.

Aaron Gordon of The Classical assumes the styles of Dr. Seuss, Albert Camus and Glenn Beck to get their thoughts on today's NFL issues.

Selena Roberts outlines Lance Armstrong's road to redemption (in his own mind at least) for Sports on Earth.

Starter

TV

The Challenge: Rivals II, 10:00p.m. (MTV)

MTV's candidate for America's fifth sport comes to an end tonight with another long, complicated challenge. Things to expect: someone who completely breaks down because they're incapable of running more than a mile, a seemingly simple puzzle confounding a meathead, and people puking. Copious puking. One reason to watch this show is the glorious brute C.T., who just has a way with words.

All underdog support should fall behind the tournament's host, tiny Tahiti, as they try to take the crown from the usual soccer standouts. The Tahitians put an end to a sad campaign from the American squad with this sick bicycle kick.

NCAA Women's Volleyball

Italy U-23 National Team vs. Kansas, 7:30p.m. (ESPN3)

North Carolina State vs. North Carolina, 8:00p.m. (ESPNU)

UCLA vs. USC, 10:00p.m. (ESPNU)

TV

Inside the NFL, 9:00p.m. (Showtime)

The League, 10:30p.m. (FXX)

Deep Bench

Big Break NFL, 9:00p.m. (Golf)

The Golf Channel will be showing a preview of its new reality competition, featuring a group of amateur golfers competing alongside former NFL superstars. The best moment of the trailer is the looks on the faces of the two players teamed up with Vikings defensive end Chris Doleman when they see the next group is getting Jerry Rice as a partner. Serious resentment.