I'd just like to say thank-you to Froogle for providing all the sites, Ancient Mariner for suggesting the idea, Captain Simon for believing in me, the tutors at uni for setting such crappy essays that I *had* to procrastinate and look for kitchmas crap, the other shipmates for spurring me on to greatness, Peronel for chatting about search options with me, the denizens of Hell for not being too rambunctious when I was searching instead of hosting, my university for allowing me to spend 59 hours straight online, previous winners for showing me what I had to live up to, my church for helping me to grow up amidst kitsch crap, so I would have a true understanding of what it is, my friend for providing plenty of coffee during this all-important task of searching the...

Sarkycow is dragged off stage as she babbles on further:

But I haven't thanked Jesus yet...

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