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First and
foremost, let’s make one thing clear; the Republithievin’ one percenters who
want to control the global economy and put a noose around the poor and middle
class (Romney was born into a rich family, his old man was a wealthy lawyer,
governor and wound up a Nixon lackey in that criminal RepubiCon’s cabinet after
HIS own egotistical drive for the powers of the presidency failed) have
nominated a dude who thinks having his wifey and kids watch as he crams a big
ol’ luvvin’ dog into a tiny crate and strappin’ it onto the roof of a station
wagon then headin’ up the highway from Boston to Canada is OK!!! As if that
wasn’t bad enough, this loser had one of his kids shout from the back seat, during
what is at least a half day drive (I lived in Boston and have driven to Canada,
so I know from whence I speak) at highway speeds (55-65 mph at a minimum)—this kid
shouts out to “Mitt” that there is brown liquid coming down the back window of
the vehicle.

It turns
out the dog had to poop, was apparently so scared outa his wits that he was
gonna fly off the car that he had a case of diarrhea!!! OMG! So what does this ‘awesome’
and ‘humanitarian’ future “Presidential Contender” decide??? Does he clean up
the dog, crate and car and then allow the family’s beloved pooch to ride with
the kids? Oh no! This baboon-like fool decides to do what is often described as
a perfect definition of insanity: Repeating the same mistake over and over, and
expecting different results. He just once again planted this poor pooch back
into the crate and onto the top of the speeding car again after wiping off his
investment (the station wagon) where the dog remained for the remainder of the
trip to Canada! OMG! AND THIS IS ALL THE REPUBLITHIEVES CAN COME UP WITH???

This may
seem a small morsel of a matter in a presidential candidate, but figure this:

1)What kind of morality does this guy
have that would allow him to treat a defenseless canine in this manner (and
ifya think morality doesn’t matter, then you never lived through the Watergate
phenom and Nixon’s pathetic resignation after a few years of moral crisis, or
the absurdity of the Clinton impeachment by another of the RepubliCon’s “Presidential
Contenders” this year for marital infidelity with Monica Lewinsky while “Speaker”
Newt Gingrich was carrying on the latest of a series of lifelong marital
infidelities, during his marriage number two of three total thus far)??? It
matters, and you just know that ifya do vote for this fool, he’s bound to have
scandal after scandal for immorality (we’ll talk about his fiscal immorality,
greed and viciousness in business affairs later on when we discuss what would
definitely be the ‘Bain of America’s existence” if Romney is elected,
especially knowing how immorally he ran a financial outfit called Bain Capital).

2)Never mind his willingness to damage
a wonderful pooch, what about his kids? Dontcha think that this ride to Canada
with this poor dog suffering this abuse was just a bit traumatic for them???
What kind of values do you think he was instilling in them doing such things,
and do ya think he even cared?

3)He’s an animal abuser under Massachusetts
law, and a criminal who was never prosecuted thereby. That happens when you’re
rich and buy the Governor’s office having never held elective office before.

4)If he can treat his own dog this
way, what the Hell is he gonna be doing to the environment if he doesn’t give a
hoot about owls, wolves, foxes, etc. like he doesn’t his own pets??? He sure
isn’t gonna be any Teddy Roosevelt, that’s for darned sure!!!

5)And, yes, I’ll say it, where was
wifey in this whole deal?? That matters too. She’s getting off easy on this
one. She was an equal partner in it and would have also been prosecuted as an
animal abuser if she had my income or yours!

So
there you have it, if you want to elect a proven anti-animal candidate who has
advocated policies which would devastate wild animals as well because his
morality says money is all that matters, then vote for “Mitt!” This fool has
bought in to the absurd notions of that idiotic half-Governor of Alaska, Sarah
Palin, of “Drill baby drill,” without concern for environmental matters at all.
He has claimed that President Obama’s caution with the massive
trans-continental Keystone Pipeline
proposal isn’t caution, but opposition. That’s just one of Mitt’s lies. He lies
a lot, btw. Mitt Romney IS a liar (just one more example: he claimed repeatedly
after passing a universal Obamacare-like health care bill long before our
awesome incumbent took office that he never endorsed the Massachusetts plan for
the entire nation—and yet he’s on tape saying so repeatedly before and during
the debate over Barack’s historic legislative and now judicial achievement—imagine
persuading THIS court to back his plan—what a GREAT President we DO have, btw),
a proven fact. More morality problems. A known liar in PUBLIC, so just imagine
how this dude is in private! OMG!

Teddy
Roosevelt was a wonderful conservationist, a Republican in the great tradition
of American Conservatism based on that Teddy ‘conservation’ concept. Mitt has
no opinions on anything but money and has only bad ideas there (more on that
shortly). But global warming is real, we ARE spewing way too much smoke into
this thin layer of gas we call the atmosphere which blankets this wonderful
blue marble we call Earth and we NEED Barack back in office so he can begin his
stated plans to prioritize environmental concerns in his second term. The
Republithieves who have taken over the old Conservative party are not ‘Conservative’
in the old Republican tradition at all. The idiotic Palinazoic Tea Party
extremists who control the party, the current House Speaker, and Mitt Romney
will kill countless species and do immeasurable damage to the environment by
giving companies like BP (who gave us the gift of that ongoing daytime soap
opera of the Gulf Oil Spill which lasted months, killing nearly a dozen
workers, spewing millions of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico; while the
company had NO clue how to stop the leak because they were UNregulated up to
then—Barack has since helped fix that—and we were treated to the greedy face of
British national “wayward” Tony Hayward, BP’s CEO on the news every day talking
trash). So ifya liked that BP oil spill, vote for “Mitt,” because he’s all
about deregulating all industries, BP included!!!

Before
I go on, let me list a few of the reasons TO vote for Barack. I’ve posted my
endorsement elsewhere on this magnum opus of political literature known as Unabashed
Left, but here are a few reasons TO vote for him.

1)He’s a moral guy. NOBODY at all has
questioned this wonderful father, husband, and former community worker, State Senator
for 10 years and former U.S. Senator’s integrity in ANY serious way whatsoever. He’s a
good guy and folks like him because he’s personable, moral and upright(Romney
has a hard time with people for exactly the opposite reasons). He’s never
strapped any critter to the top of any vehicle.

2)Reversing 30 months of job losses
with three solid years of job gains! It was just three years ago we HAD a Republithief
in office ifya remember. His name was GEORGE W. BUSH! Romney’s surrounded
himself with all the same Bush people for advice on the economy and defense. DON’T FORGET THAT BUSH AND THE
REPUBLITHIEVES BROUGHT ON ‘THE GREAT RECESSION’ JUST THREE YEARS AGO, THE
BANKING CRISIS, BERNIE MADOFF, THE HOUSING FORECLOSURE PANDEMIC, LAUNCHED AN
IRRELEVANT WAR IN IRAQ KILLING THOUSANDS AND RESULTING IN AN UNIMAGINABLE
FEDERAL DEFICIT AND DEBT!

3)Focusing on the proper target, using
drones and ELIMINATING THE MENACE OF OSAMA BIN LADEN FOREVER WITHOUT THE LOSS
OF A SINGLE AMERICAN LIFE!

4)ELIMINATING THE decades-long Libyan
MENACE OF MUAMAR QADDAFI WITHOUT THE LOSS OF A SINGLE AMERICAN LIFE!

5)Following the disgrace of America’s
reputation during the Bush years (Dubya ended his Presidency not only with the
lowest poll numbers among Americans, even our allies despised the man by the
time he ruined the global economy and launched wars in the Mideast, south Asia
and encouraged a military tyrant named Pervez Musharraf to develop a nuke
stockpile to point at its arch enemy and our friend, India) I’M PROUD TO HAVE A
PRESIDENT WHO HAS WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE EARLY IN HIS VERY FIRST TERM and
has restored America’s integrity world-wide! YES WE CAN, indeed.

6)Despite a Congress whose
Republithievin’ leadership has called itself the party of “Hell NO!” --that was
their idea of a Speaker, John Boehner—who would likely continue if you elect
Romney, and a Senate leader who said as soon as Barack won the office in 2008
that his goal was not to pass good legislation, but to beat Mr. Obama in 2012—PRESIDENT
OBAMA HAS ACHIEVED MORE LEGISLATIVELY THAN ANY PRESIDENT IN MY LIFETIME IN
SHORT ORDER. PASSAGE OF THE $750 BILLION STIMULUS BILL; EQUAL PAY FOR WOMEN BY
PASSING THE LILLIAN LEDBETTER ACT; PASSAGE OF THE FIRST-EVER STRATEGIC ARMS
REDUCTION TREATY WITH RUSSIA; NOT TO MENTION HIS GREATEST DOMESTIC
ACCOMPLISHMENT THUS FAR, AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF LEGISLATION SINCE
SOCIAL SECURITY WAS CREATED, THE PINNACLE OF LEGISLATIVE WORK IN MY LIFETIME IS
BARACK’S HEALTH CARE REFORM ACT OF
2010!YIPPEE!!! YES WE CAN, INDEED,
DEMOCRATIC BASE! AND HE DID SUCCEED IN PERSUADING JOHN ROBERTS OF ALL FOLKS
TOO, SO YOU INDEPENDENTS AND REPUBLICANS OUGHT TO TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT THIS
SKINNY GUY FROM CHICAGO AND VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA IN 2012 INDEEDY!

7)And how about how Barack handled
that START negotiation with that problem guy we have to deal with in Russia,
Vladimir Putin. He not only successfully negotiated the first Reduction in
nuclear arms with him and forced him to agree to US inspections of their
nuclear sites, he convinced the Senate to pass the bill despite idiotic
Republican opposition (something that has never before happened in nuclear arms
negotiations—Nixon AND Ford both signed nuclear treaties—both Republicans and
historically these treaties have been
ratified easily—Mittens has advisers in this area who are the exact same people
who convinced Dubya upon his first meeting with the fool Putin after gazing
into his eyes at a public press conference that this was his “friend” and a guy
he could “trust!” It was their own icon, Ronald Ray-Gun, who said, regarding
nuclear negotiations “Trust, but verify.” In other words, don’t ‘trust’ those
KGB’ers like Putin AT all!

8)ENDING DON’T ASK DON’T TELL, and
inaugurating the era of equality for all in the uniformed military after a few
centuries of obscene discrimination of all sorts! At this juncture I’m going to
also state the obvious, Barack is such an inspirational leader that he managed
in 2008; against the strongest candidate the Democrats have had in a VERY long
time who happened to be a woman (whom he now has befriended and wisely chose as
the Secretary of State responsible for that START treaty and MUCH more) and as a
black citizen in a nation which, perhaps aside from South Africa, has had the
worst history of enslavement, Civil War, riots, an entire Civil Rights
Movement, and the necessity to find a prophetic leader like Reverend King,
because of racism against black people, unimaginably got elected to the VERY
highest office in the land, and is, very likely, the most powerful man ever
of his race (NOT that race matters, but because of the discrimination against
those of color, his accomplishments have
brought HOPE and CHANGE to millions in the U.S. and to
the globe) in world history, and working for good. PERIOD. We all felt it that first
Tuesday of November almost 4 years ago when he pulled off his amazing electoral
victory! Enuff said on that! Just wow, Barack. Congratulations dude! Phew! Thank
God, and thank YOU Barack!

9)President Barack Obama is a bright,
young, charismatic leader who has inspired the nation! He not only graduated
from the highest ranked law school in the nation, he graduated at the top of
that class and edited the Harvard Law Review! Then the future President became
a Professor of Law at the highly prestigious University of Chicago School of
Law! His ability to make the right decision and his self-confidence are
incredible to witness. When all the facts were in on the Intel that indicated
that Osama Bin Laden was residing in that compound outside the Pakistani capital,
he faced decisions. Either trust the Intel that said he might not be there and
do nothing was one option. He could have bombed and had collateral damage
possibilities, and not had the opportunity to verify Bin Laden’s demise. Or he
could have gone with the approach taken and gone in with the helicopters and
the stealthy raid in the dark that succeeded. He was pressured by Intel people
and his brass to bomb. Barack went against heavy pressure, and you sure can see
that pressure on his face in that famous situation room photo. As usual, he was
RIGHT! I want to go with THAT guy! And don’t forget that when General
McChrystal was badmouthing him and his policies, this COMMANDER-In-Chief immediately
called McChrystal back to Washington and his resignation was in that week, his
boss (General Petraeus) demoted and sent back to the field in Afghanistan and
the military was clearly put on notice just WHO was in charge (perhaps the
first president to do so as dramatically since FDR!). Not to mention, what an
inspiration this guy is when he gets on a podium and gives a speech. He has a
lot to say and says it so that your spine tingles! Just ask anyone who saw his
keynote speech at the 2004 Democratic Convention or his inaugural before
hundreds of thousands in 2008!

10)His
choice of wives. Michelle Obama is another darned good reason to vote for
Barack! If you don’t think first ladies matter, take a good hard look at how
two other Democratic First Ladies have affected our history for the common
good: Eleanor Roosevelt and former First
Lady, former New York U.S. Senator, former Presidential candidate (and most
successful female presidential candidate ever!) and Barack’s Secretary of State
Hillary Rodham-Clinton. Michelle has strong opinions, articulates them well,
represents the nation well, and has taken charge on a really rough issue to
deal with, childhood obesity. She has compassion, style, beauty and grace and
I, for one, am proud to have her at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!

Do NOTdoubt that supporters of Romney intend War with Iran by

putting out provocative propaganda such as this!

OMG!!!

Karl Rove and his lackeys who created the war in Iraq

are hard at work hiding the money that produces this

kind of trash with the help of the current Supreme Court (Citizens United

has corrupted our nation like never before, and the Republican-

led Robert's Court is at fault!

Ok,
back to Romney. Cheeeze! After all that, do I really have to??? Romney has been
running his egotistical bid for president for nearly a decade now. He only
served one term as Governor of Mass. only to eventually launch his presidential
bid—all his confidants say so. He has a complex because his father, George
Romney ran in the primaries in 1968 against Nixon and lost by putting his foot
in his mouth. This is widely known to be the reason that Mittens now will say
anything he thinks people want to hear, and avoids speaking off text because he
has recollections of his father’s SNAFU.EXCEPT for the health care bill which he THEN supported and now wants to
repeal against the Congress’ and the Supreme Court’s will (saying what others
want him to and taking any position necessary to get elected is this dude’s
hallmark), Romney was a poor Governor by any stretch of the imagination. He
says he didn’t raise taxes and never would, but he just called them ‘fees’
instead and turned the state into what was being called at the time
Taxachussettes. And despite this he left the state in a massive fiscal dilemma with
more debt than ever.

While
Barack was choosing to help the poor and working with people in Chicago, this
Mitt guy was taking the money he inherited from his folks and bought into this
outfit with some other sleazy investors and created this financial thing called
“Bain Capital.” It’s one of those financial outfits which oughta be illegal,
the exact kind of greedy outfit which caused the housing foreclosures, the
banking scandals and bailout by Bush, and people like Bernie Madoff getting
away with billion dollar robberies with keyboards instead of guns. That’s how
Mitt Romney became a quarter-billionaire. He’d buy up companies, sell off
assets shut them down, fire the employees, sell the outfits and make a huge
profit off the scheme. They did a few decent things, but for the most part they
left thousands of folks having lost their lifetime work, communities without
their largest employers, investors with nothing to show for their money and
lots of angry people who you’ll hear from during the campaign. During the
Republithief primary running for president THIS YEAR he even had the audacity
to say “I LIKE FIRING PEOPLE.” This is NOT a guy who gives a hootin’ holler
about creating jobs, his interest truly is in creating an economic environment
beneficial to billionaires and future billionaires like him.

Romney
wants to go back to EXACTLY the same formula which sucked hard-working
middle-class folks 401-K’s down to nothing and put that money into the hands of
the Wall Street greedsters; the DE-regulatory environment on Wall Street and in
banking which would enable them to again start foreclosing on your houses;
robbing your pensions and taking away your jobs! And just watch and see where
his income goes if he’s elected. By law it theoretically has to go into a blind
trust as president, but you know he’s going to have all his money, including
millions he has in secret offshore accounts situated to benefit by his own
policies. Talk about conflicts of interest!!! I predict that he WOULD be able
to parlay his quarter billion into a billion by his first term, and if you look
at his personal record you’d know that this is clearly an objective of his!

Aside
from these matters of finance and wealth, as well as his personal ambition and
neediness, Romney has NO views on other issues. So he’s surrounded by Bush
people and the Palin/Tea Party extremists. Expect a war with Iran, huge
deficits, tax hikes for you and cuts for him and his wealthy ‘investment
professional’ colleagues who ‘like to fire people’ resulting huge job losses,
and resulting deficits as they increase defense spending due to global
instability under this incompetent boob. He lost the nomination in 2008 for
very good reasons, but his millions made him a strong candidate. But even
despite his personal stash of cash, he had a struggle getting his OWN
nomination this year against a field of clownish candidates like cheating
scandal Herman “999” Cain; Rick Santorum who lost his own last Senate re-election
bid by EIGHTEEN POINTS; Newt Gingrich of all people led him at one point (Newt
famously divorced to seriously ill wives telling them so on sickbeds, cheated
repeatedly and got kicked out as speaker by his own party); wacky Michele
Bachmann had a lead over him; and even the blathering idiot Donald Trump led
him briefly!

There’s
no reason to dig deep for the why as to the reason Romney had to struggle
against this parade of fools for the nomination. He’s a VERY WEAK
CANDIDATEAND NOT QUALIFIED TO BE
PRESIDENT AT ALL, AND THE REPUBLICAN BASE KNOWS THAT; BUT MONEY TALKS IN THIS
REPUBLICAN PARTY OF 2012 WHICH HAS BEEN CO OPTED BY BILLIONAIRES AND ASPIRING
BILLIONAIRES LIKE ROMNEY, THE KOCH BROTHERS AND TRUMP!!! So here are the reasons NOT to vote for Romney
in rapid fire order:

1)He straps dogs onto the roof of
station wagons and races down the highway all day with them that way, then puts
them back up there after the poor pup has diarrhea for fear.

2)He “likes to fire people.”

3)He DID fire people, closed down
companies, and destroyed communities with his personal greed and ambition while
CEO of a questionable outfit called Bain Capital.

4)In the process he acquired a quarter
billion in assets, hesitates to reveal his own tax records, and has hidden
overseas accounts.

5)He lies, says whatever he thinks
will get him elected because of his own personal ambition. He appears very much
to be immoral, with no real world view except to help Romney out.

6)His economic policies of tax cuts
for the rich, more spending (on defense), the likelihood of overseas military
conflicts, and deregulation for his pals on Wall Street could bring us into a
depression and WILL bring on the worst deficit/debt situation in American
history.

7)His talk in foreign policy has shown
that he is ignorant about it for the most part and he’s surrounded himself with
the same Bush people who brought you 9/11; the unnecessary 10 year Iraq war
killing thousands; the stalemated war in Afghanistan for 10 years; the failure
to get Bin Laden or eliminate Al Qaeda; and the animosity of our OWN allies
from Europe to Japan.

8)He appears poised to deregulate
industry which affects the environment, creating huge risks to the air we
breathe, killing off wonderful and precious wildlife and despoiling the land.
He is clearly incautious about such moves.

9)He WILL be controlled by the people
who had John McCain singing a psychologically twisted version of the Beach Boys’
song “Barbara-Ann” when he sang “Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb Iran” as a
sitting US Senator and Presidential candidate—the Republican party has been clear
in its bellicose statements about Iran in recent years and a WAR WITH IRAN IS INEVITABLE UNDER A
SICK ROMNEY ADMINISTRATION. War with Iran would be unlike any we’ve fought
since WW II since they have a strong and effective Army, Navy, and Air Force, close
to nuclear capabilities and alliances in the region that would spark a likely holocaust,
with Israel in a dubious quagmire and an unpredictable policy by their
government and the unstable Arab regimes in the region! HOLY COW!

10)His personality simply appears unstable,
reminds me of Nixon in many ways, he has problems relating to people, is
awkward and has questionable motives and zero in the way of accomplishments in
his public career making MITT ROMNEY
UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY UNQUALIFIED TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

WE CONTINUE TO ENTHUSIASTICALLY
ENDORSE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL, HISTORIC AND REMARKABLE PRESIDENT OF MY LIFETIME,
POTENTIALLY ONE OF OUR GREATEST PRESIDENTS IN HISTORY, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA
FOR RE-ELECTION ON NOVEMBER 6TH 2012—MAKE SURE YOU GET OUT AND VOTE
AND GET EVERYONE ELSE OUT. THIS FOOL ROMNEY COULD CONCEIVABLY WIN—WE NEED
BARACK. THE RIGHT MAN, AT THE RIGHT TIME!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Guess what?
It’s me again. Lisa! Uncle UL is letting me use his page again to tell an
amazin’ story about Uncle UL’s kitties, Angel Orange and Bluebelle the
WonderCat. You’re just not gonna believe what happened!

Uncle UL
has two beautiful kitties; Angel Orange is like a big orange fluffball. Even
her eyes are orange, and her hair is super-long and super-soft. She’s a lap cat,
and loves to sit in my lap whenever I go to see Uncle UL! She’s cute as can be!
And beautiful? Wow! She’s like a walking…. a walking…. Hmmm… Who was that guy—the
one who painted such pretty pictures and chopped his ear off cuz his girlfriend
broke up with him? VINCENT! That’s who!
Angel is like a walking Vincent painting, she’s so beautiful.

And
Bluebelle is all gray and cute as all get-go! Uncle UL sez he calls her a
WonderCat cuz my other uncle found her in a wishing well in someone’s backyard.
Her mother and father were wild cats, feral they’re called. So the fact that
Bluebelle was found and saved is a Wonder! AND Bluebelle is also VERY curious,
so that’s another reason he calls her a WonderCat. Uncle UL sez he calls Angel ‘Angel Orange’
after a horrible chemical that the American government used as a weapon in
Vietnam a bunch ‘o years ago called ‘Agent Orange.’ Uncle UL sez Agent Orange
not only killed tons of jungle and poisoned people in Vietnam, Laos AND
Cambodia, but it also poisoned our own soldiers! Yuckipoo! I DESPISE wars! Why anybody would
wanna go killin’ people and torturing’ an’ (Uncle UL sez I can write this) even
rape and burn people! OMG! So he sez that because she’s orange and just like an
angel, so beautiful—that he thought that the super-sharp difference between a
work of God’s art like Angel Orange and the horrible nightmare of Agent Orange
was a good reminder to always do everything he can every day to end war. I
think that’s a really good idear. Don’t tell him I said this, but Uncle UL
comes up with some perty good idears, and has a lot ‘o opinions I really,
really like! But ifya tell him it’ll probly go to his head. So shhhhhh on that
one. OK??

So anyhow,
whenever I go see Uncle UL I always like to play with Angel and Bluebelle. I
play with them with a little fishing pole-like toy that has a mouse on the end
of a string. They love that. That’s Bluebelle’s favorite! I always like to play
“Red Dot” with ‘em too! That’s a little tiny red light that comes outa a little
flashlight shaped like a mouse. It drives Bluebelle and Angel Orange
curaaaazzzzyyyyy!!! Teehehehe! There’s pictures of ‘em goin’ at it on this page
ifya looky there! THAT toy is Angel’s favorite and she’s always a lot better at
it than Bluebelle and just luvs it!

I went over
to Uncle UL’s about a week or so ago, and started playin’ Red Dot with both
kitties and they were havin’ a blast! Uncle UL started takin’ pictures to show ‘em
playin’ with Red Dot! He even took a picture of the toy so you’s can see that
picture on this page, too, ifya looky see!

Now this
time it all changed all of a sudden. It’s almost unbelievable what happened
next! I wuz holdin’ the Red Dot steady between Angel and Bluebelle, and there
was a standoff goin’ on. I always think that’s funny when I do that. But this
time I did it for a REAL long time. All of a sudden the Red Dot started to
shimmer and shiver all by itself without me movin’ it AT ALL!!! Ya wanna talk
about creepy! Boy, did that sure give me the willies and then some! Phew!

It’s the
next thing that happened that wuz amazin’ as all get-go for sure! That Red Dot
went and split into two dots without me doin’ ANYTHING! I mean it! Cross my
heart! And then each new Red Dot moved over, one towards Bluebelle and the
other towards Angel! And you’ll never guess what happened next! Those two Red
Dots went onto Bluebelle and Angel’s chests and WENT RIGHT INTO THEIR HEARTS!!!
Then Bluebelle and Angel did sumthin’ neither Uncle UL or me ever saw ‘em do
before. Both of ‘em rubbed up against each other like they do my own ankles
when I’m givin’ ‘em tuna and then went and laid down totally EXHAUSTED!!

I tried and
tried to get that Red Dot to work, but it wouldn’t work anymore. Uncle UL got
another Red Dot toy out that he had, and tried it with Bluebelle and she just
sorta petted it with her paw, and so did Angel. In fact they both looked like
they LUVVED THE RED DOT NOW!!! And both Uncle UL and I think they do. He sez
that ever since that night both of ‘em have been treating Red Dot exactly the
same.

Now here’s
what I’m figgerin’ happened. Believe you me, Bluebelle and Angel are chock full
‘o luv. You never saw two ‘o ennythin’ that’s more full ‘o luv. In fact Uncle
UL sez that he really thinks that really is ALL they are—is just LUV!!! I think
he’s right. So what I figger is that until I stopped the Red Dot for a REAL
long time from goin’ crazy around the room and chasin’ them and vicey versie,
everthing changed. Uncle UL agrees with me on this, and he’s perty good on this
sorta thing. I told Uncle UL that until the Red Dot stopped for like 5 whole
minutes without movin’ around, they weren’t worried that the Red Dot was mean
and wanted to hurt one of the people in Uncle UL’s fambly (UL, Bluebelle and
Angel). Becuz they are PURE luv, they were tryin’ to get Red Dot imaginin’ that
Red Dot was out to get everbody in the house! OMG! They were SCARED ‘o Red Dot
and Angel wuz worried for NO reason that Red Dot wanted to hurt Uncle UL,
Bluebelle and her. And so did BLUEBELLE! Wow! Once I held Red Dot still that
night, both Bluebelle and Angel had time to see that Red Dot didn’t want to
hurt ‘em or me or Uncle UL at all, and once they knew that, then they could not
only let Red Dot do whatever it wanted without chasin’ it anymore and tryin’ to
wipe Red Dot out, they could LET RED DOT INTO THEIR HEARTS AND LUV THE RED DOT!!!!!!!!
YIPPEEE!!! THE RED DOT WARS WERE OVER AND NOW THEY ARE BOTH HAPPIER AND AT PEACE! Their enemy was all in
their imagination! And Uncle UL feels so bad that he was playin’ Red Dot for so
long with ‘em and didn’t figger all that out! Phew! It’s not his fault! He didn’t
know, it’s just that when I stopped it for a real long time Bluebelle and Angel
were able to let LUV BRING PEACE.

Sumbuddy at Rolling Stone got it ALL WRONG!

This is NOT the 362nd BEST song, it's THE best.

That John Lennon sure was smart!

ALL YA NEED IS LUV!!!!

Uncle UL
and I both agree now that the only way to have real peace of enny kind is
LUVVIN’ whoever it is you think you’re mad at, scared of, or who’s differnt
than you are! So ifya get mad at somebody or sumthin’ like that, just LUV ‘em!
Uncle UL sez that ifya believe somethin’ a WHOLE lot, then that’s called a
conviction. This here is my conviction so I’m gonna write this here now in bold
letters cuz I think our politishuns and Generals need to hear this! All the countries in the world need to
wise up and use LUV not killin’ to make everbody get what they want ‘n need!
That espeshally includes the UNITED STATES ‘O AMERICA for sure! I DO luv all
you guys and women who run countries ‘n armies ‘n stuff, but for God’s sake and
mine please finally unnerstand just one thing and one thing only—LOVE IS ALLYA
NEED! ! ! ! !