From TBBT 4.18 “The Prestidigitation Approximation” –
Sheldon: This deck is rigged in some fashion.
Howard: Fine. Get another deck and I’ll do the trick with that.
Sheldon: So you’re saying this is a regulation deck?
Howard: I’m saying, believe in magic, you Muggle!

From Bones 3.02 “The Soccer Mom In The Minivan” –
Cam: Hitting the top of the shoulder wouldn’t be a severe injury.
Zack: She could bandage herself and still be ambulatory.
Cam: You know, you could say “walk around” instead. I wouldn’t fire you.
Zack: “Walk around” implies aimlessness, which I’m not able to determine.
Cam: Can’t believe I still ask these things.

From R&I 2.15 “Burning Down The House” –
Maura: The soot buildup on the walls and windows, that’s evidence of a low oxygen fire. But his face shield and lungs say it’s a high oxygen fire…I wrote about this once in the Journal of Combustible Science.
Jane: Yes. Fabulous article, loved the photos.

from The West Wing S2:
C.J.: We’re confirming now that a suspect is in custody, and is being questioned by federal law enforcement. At this time, we cannot, we are not releasing any information whatsoever about the suspect.
Steve: Can you tell us anything, his name, where he’s from, his ethnicity, if you guys suspect a motive?
C.J.: Yes, Steve, I can tell you those things, because when I said that we weren’t releasing any information whatsoever, I meant except his name, his address, his ethnicity, and what we think his motives are.

Victors’ Village: Cougar Town, Psych
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I don’t care about the remaining premium cable shows at all so I won’t vote in that category now. My Curb is gone.

But while on my trip I watched Psych on my phone (paid for the episode!) so here’s a quote from the most recent episode – I don’t remember the name of the character the great Jeffrey Tambor played there (as Juliet’s mom’s boyfriend/husband) but here’s what he told Shawn’s dad as he rushed him off in a car away from thugs:
“Don’t worry, they won’t come after us. This is their car.”

Rebecca

I’m sorry to see 30R got eliminated, but at least now it’s eligible for the next All Stars game! (I nominate it NOW, lol)

Ricky

CBS

PERSON OF INTEREST – 22 (+3)
THE BIG BANG THEORY – 29 (-3)

From 2.5 Men 3.06 “Hi, Mr. Horned One” –
Berta: Great googly magoolies! What the hell happened to you?
Alan: I’m not sure…
Berta: Looks like you got bitten in the face by one of them Ebola monkeys.
Alan: I don’t think so, Berta.
Berta: I mean, you were not exactly eye candy going in but now…Woof! You could scare the flies off a manure truck!

From Fringe 1.12 “The No-Brainer” –
Olivia: Astrid, can you check his hard drive? I had it transferred with some of his other effects.
Astrid: I’ve got it right here, I’m on it.
Walter: Be sure to check his floppy disks as well.
Peter: Ah, floppy disks are a little outdated. Why don’t you focus on what you do best. All yours – (hands Walter a beaker full of goo) – liquid brains.
Walter: Fantastic! I’ll get the bone saw.

Ricky

NBC (we’re gonna be voting in +3, +2, -2, and -3 here, so it can go a bit faster.)