A lesbian foot fetish can take lots of (kinky) forms. What images does the phrase “lesbian foot fetish” conjure in your dirty mind? Lesbians have fetishes, too. Much to my delight, I found out recently that my girlfriend and I both have more than a little bit of a...

Do you have a “weird fetish”? I have what some people would consider a weird fetish. My dirty secret turn on: armpit sniffing. Nothing gets me all hot and bothered like burying my face underneath a sweaty, hairy armpit sans deodorant. After years of keeping my olfactory kink somewhat...

Erotic literature for the discerning submissive. Today’s Erotic Literature for the Discerning Submissive is brought to you by the delightful afternoon I spent with one of my long lost pets. I’ll refer to him here as “Biggest Loser”( or “BL” for short). BL never fails to put on a...

There’s no right answer to the age old question, “what is phone sex?” My fledging night as a “talker” definitely involved some pre-showtime butterflies as my mind circled around, asking “what is phone sex?” on repeat. Luckily for me, my first caller was so smooth and so experienced it...

Aunt phone sex with me = your taboo incest fantasy cum true. What is aunt phone sex? Well, that depends on what kind of aunt you’ve been jerking off to since you started puberty. Come on now, don’t pretend you haven’t touched yourself while thinking about me all these...

I love erotic literature. Erotic literature is a lot more likely to turn me on than porn. Call me pretentious (or just call me a pervert), but I’ve had to dog-ear many pages over the years to take a little break and get my vibrator out. And it’s not...

No one will believe the crazy sex stories you tell after (read: IF) you escape from my sex cult. You think those girls coming forward with crazy sex stories about R. Kelly’s sex cult are wild? Ha! That’s nothing compared to what you’d be subjected to under my cult Mistress/leader rule....

Phone sex, i.e. audio sex stories = my exxxpertise. Being a phone sex operator is like having a personal (and personalized) subscription to all the best (and filthiest) audio sex stories. Think of me as a choose-your-own-adventure XXX audiobook! Phonesex = audio sex stories with NO limits and NO...