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Saturday, February 20, 2010

He stared at me from across the table, his hands folded, calm. The softness of his voice sent fear through my spine as he spoke the words:

"I understand, you're a young man and you're dating my daughter. Sex is a new frontier and exploration is only natural, I just want to make sure there is no unplanned pregnancy, especially with my baby girl."

I didn't think of what I was doing before I spoke with a timid smile:

"Sir, if my sperms are as shy as I am, I doubt they'll show up at all."

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