*Looks at ground and takes deep breath* So what are your plans for this weekend? *Fiddles with hands nervously*. *Recoils head in shock*. *A bulge grows larger in pants to signify confidence* I'm sorry! What is it that I am doing wrong? 21st century women (♥♥♥♥♥) like yourself are insufferable. Get some class you stupid ♥♥♥♥♥! Learn how to express your feelings. They teach you that in third grade, ♥♥♥♥♥. *My face glimmers with anger and confidence, fire is in my eyes* Do you honestly think I care what a simple plebeian like you EVEN THINKS? I have multiple awards that I achieved with my 147 IQ (Certified genius by scientific standards). Get out of my face, ♥♥♥♥♥. *Slaps you with♥♥♥♥♥♥and runs away laughing* "Have fun being blocked, troglodyte."

After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of seconds we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great chicken dinners and most importantly he shared a lot of 8x scopes with me. I invited him to my house for a CS:GO lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I hit him with a pan. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.