Well, no hangover here. Pedro’s dream of a miracle upset is crushed as his girls manage to rip off a whopping 0 against MHD. But hey, good job on the two ties, and just keep repeating the words “moral victories”.

MHD wins 8-0

MATCH-UP #2: LUKE VS. KRUEGPrediction: Krueg wins 6-4

After having his April 17 drunken celebration stolen by his over-reacting wife, Krueg’s focus just wasn’t there this week. But a strong showing Sat. on the golf course re-energized him, allowing his team to put up a fight, but it was just too little too late.

Luke wins 5-3

MATCH-UP #3: STRODE VS. PATE

Prediction: Pate wins 6-3

I think we have found where the “post Pate hangover” ended up. Square on Pate’s head. With Ang being out of town this weekend, Strode is able to put together a miracle rally and salvage his sure loss. The Goat is alive and kicking.

Tie 4-4 (Hell, even the NHL got rid of ties)

MATCH-UP #4: GIBBY VS. TIM

Prediction: Gibby wins 5-4

Gibby’s offense dominates, while Tim’s pitching just manages to keep his team close. I always wondered who would be the pitcher, and who would be the catcher out of those two.

Tim pitches, but still loses 6-4

MATCH-UP #5: PAUL VS. ANDY

Prediction: Andy wins 7-2

Well, I would talk shit about Paul, but it just seems like a waste of time. Andy treats him the same way he does his sister.

Andy wins 6-4

MATCH-UP #6: PHIL VS. DUKE

Prediction: Duke wins 5-4

Well, welcome back to earth, dukie. Even with a decent week, the kiddies from Earlsboro get put in their proper place, managing only one more victory than the inept “Bad” Mutha Fuckers. One win is better than a shutout, in about the same way as blowing a white dude is better than a mexican. In the end you are still a cocksucker…

Phil wins 7-1

MATCH-UP #7: MANTIS VS. JIMMY

Prediction: Jimmy wins 7-3

Jimmy’s fear of the bear claw is just too much, causing his team to hold back just enough to allow Mantis to eek out a victory. You’re lucky you’re a big mofo…

Mantis wins 5-4

MATCH-UP #8: LACKEY VS. DICKMAN

Prediction: Dickman wins 6-4

Like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. Dickman teaches Lackey just exactly how the Dirty Sanchez is applied.