“Ecological Footprint”

I think CAPS has forgotten that correlation does not imply causation. No, I take that back, they’re completely right. Those damn illegal aliens come to ‘Merica and then they use up all our gas-oh-leen. And then they run the ay-cee too much.

It totally has nothing to do with them moving to one of the most resource-hogging countries on the planet. Nah.