Mistress Bitch - Title of book mentioned on episode "The
One with Mrs. Bing" of the twenty something sitcom
FRIENDS/NBC/1994-2004. "Mistress Bitch" was written by romance
novelist Nora Bing (Morgan Fairchild), the mother of Chandler
Bing (Matthew Perry).

Chandler and his mother, Nora

Chandler's friend Rachel Green (Jennifer
Aniston) thought his mom's books were cool and said "I got to
tell you, I love your mom's books...I can't get on a plane
without one." Chandler responded, "Yeah, well, it's not so cool
when you're eleven and all your friends are passing around page
seventy-nine of 'Mistress Bitch'."

Mrs. Bing once remarked to friend, Ross (David
Schwimmer), "I have sold over 100 million books. And do you know
why?" Ross replied, "The pictures on the cover with nipples?"