Seriously, did his parents put a tourniquet on his balls or something?

I wished I pulled as much tail as the straight cheerleaders do.

My little sister does competitive cheerleading, and some of those guys (not like the fat guy above) would go to the conventions by the beach. Talking about maybe 5-6 guys with a team of cheerleaders by the beach for a few days, along with the couple thousand other girls there. They're crazy athletes to. I mean, I'd do one.