“After politely broaching the subject last week with inquiries about recent hires and overall staff size, sources confirmed Wednesday that area man John Davies asked his friend Matthew Harrison if there were any openings at the real estate information website Zillow.com, a company Harrison works for, and which Davies constantly and relentlessly mocks behind his back.

There’s no reference to the sometimes maligned Zillow Zestimate, and no explanation as to why the Zillow is mocked.