I imagine that normal dating rules don’t apply when your significant other is a royal. Even so, it’s a bit unhealthy how Cressida Bonas, Prince Harry’s girlfriend, was so willing to forgive him after news of his crazy Vegas party was leaked. Unlike her predecessor Chelsy Davy, who was always dumping the rowdy prince for his unprincely behavior, Cressida takes leaves from the good book, constantly turning the other cheek when Harry cheats.

We reported in early September that Cressida was in no rush to dump Harry, and was therefore letting him do whatever he liked. At least Chelsy had a sense of self worth, refusing to give herself up to a strict royal lifestyle. Cressida, on the other hand, is a model and heiress who sources reported was understanding and forgiving of Harry’s erratic behavior.

Cressida has no balls and is setting a horribly low bar for Harry to meet. Later, we learned that “he clearly isn’t as serious about her as he had claimed to be in Necker and it’s highly embarrassing. He’s ruined his chances now. She’s humiliated.” But that’s changed now!

A source explained their relationship status, “They parted in a complicated fashion. Their relationship was on hold following the revelation of the nude photos in Las Vegas and because of Harry’s plans to link up with the British army the pair decided to put their romance on hold. But Harry still had feelings for Cressida when he left the UK, and he stayed in touch with her, despite being stationed over a thousand miles away.”

It would be so much easier if they had Twitter accounts so we could know if they were dating based on if they followed each other! It sounds like distance and being surrounded by nothing but desert, men, and more desert has really gotten to Harry. Perhaps this time he’ll act like a gentleman, not a rogue.