Yeah, I've played Fantasy Football, Fantasy Baseball, all that sh*t. But it was hard to feel like I was really part of the game. Basically, I felt detached. Plus, it was JUST A GAME. Now I just drafted my Fantasy Congress team and my liberal agenda is gonna f*ck everyone up !!! I'm about to dominate motherf*ckers with some SERIOUS motherf*ckin' bills becoming some SERIOUS motherf*ckin' laws !!! Now that the Democrats have the house you better watch your step ... next stop: White House.