Geek come-ons & pickup lines

Cheesy guys have always used tacky come-ons to pick up ladies. I am sure there are some in latin, traded in some long-lost Roman version of “Capt. Billy’s Whiz-Bang“. Geeks, though, have never done well in this department. Sure, we think about it all the time, but usually geek success can be measured by a formula like , where is the chance of successfully hooking up with the gender of said geek’s choice, and is just how nerdy the particular geek is ( being maximally geeky).

I believe the problem is that there aren’t many come-ons for geeks. There aren’t. Can you think of one? There are a lot of mundane ones…

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.

I have been trying to come up with some for geeks to use, but have only managed one. Here it is:

“Baby, you must be in version control, because I’ve been checking you out all night.”

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