Star Wars Death Star Cookie Jar

Where those other hopeless planet-destroying space stations failed, this glazed ceramic behemoth will succeed. Granted it doesn’t have a preposterously large super laser, but it equally doesn’t have a two metre-wide thermal exhaust port that completely undermines its shield’s integrity.

That said, you can comfortably get a hand or two in there to easily replenish (and feast upon) its cookie-based power core. So see how it goes, just keep it safely out of the reach of rebellious young Jedi.