A Candle for Evil Dictators

If you want to be the supreme leader of anything, you’re going to need your own army. And light source. And of course it’ll be the color of your enemy’s blood. Which is red, fyi, unless your only enemies are stink bugs. So bust out the Candle for Evil Dictators and pretend you’re riding a unicorn that’s towing the grizzly bear you just wrangled to the ground while solving a Rubik’s Cube ... one-handed.

Stale tobacco scented Net Weight: Approximately 17 oz.Burn time: 60 hoursNote: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.

About

All product ideas are conceived in a now-defunct underground military training facility in an undisclosed location and transmitted via (low sodium) soup can to our brand-new, state-of-the-art, mid-century-modern-but-not-totally-IKEA offices in like Burbank or Dubuque. Somewhere like that.