10 Hilariously Awful Lies We Tell Our Parents

It’s said that once you turn 18, you’re an adult. But, like, LOL. As long as they’re paying the bills, you’re most definitely their bitch. We love them — but we’re also kind of scared shitless of them. We don’t want to disappoint them, so we tell them what they want to hear. Some might call it lying, but I say it’s saving my mom from fainting and my dad from killing someone. See? Everyone wins.

1. “I’m still a virgin.”

2. “No I’m not dating anyone.”

3. “I don’t drink or do drugs.”

4. “I’m just going to stay in and study.”

5. “I don’t have any tattoos.”

6. “I just had a drink and then went home, I wasn’t in a partying mood.”