Kaiser Klaus: Trattorians, Britannians, Americans, Scythians and now Space Nazis? Bavaria will crush all who dare oppose her. Though we are outnumbered we are never outmatched. Don't underestimate us! Whether it be time, space, or alternate realities, they mean nothing to us. We will fight to the last man, strapping landmines to our babies and strapping rockets to our elderly. There is no amount of empires that can hope to match the skill and fighting power of Bavaria and her friend, the TLA. I am Klaus, the Kaiser of Bavaria and the last German emperor. I will show your people the meaning of despair and fear, your countrysides will be whitened with your skulls and your rivers will run red with your blood. The skies will be blackened with ash and your children will hide in sewers living off of rats. The Space Nazis will once again be humiliated, and I will accept nothing but unconditional surrender and fealty from each of you. Neu-AN, bring all you have.