Dude A Day: John Gets Jacked

And his transformation is a little hard to handle. Let's take a closer look.

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Umm...John? Baby K? Kras Cakes? Daddy Stud-'sinski? Is that really you? No, it couldn't be. Did you do something new with your hair? Nope... Maybe it's your beard? We've never seen it so ~thick~ before. Nah? Hmmm... OK, is it your belt? That's totally a new belt. Or not. Dammit.

Welp, whatever's changed about your look, we can't quite put our finger on it right now. (Unless you give us permission, in which case, we'd be happy to investigate this matter further.) Until then, just, like, keep doing whatever it is that you're doing. Thank you please.