Moore condemns capitalism, reaps profits

…this Friday, I suggest you go to the movie theaters and make a stand. We’ve done it before at the Obamacare town halls. We’ll do it again at Moore’s film showings. Go there with signs of glory and tongues of wrath.

Liberal filmmaker Michael Moore will release his new documentary movie Capitalism: A Love Story this Friday. Now, I know what you all must be thinking: “Oh my gosh (remember, do not use God’s name in vain), not another boring educational film from this self-righteous fatso! O’er my dead body will I see it!”

Michael Moore guffawing as he takes our hard-earned American cash. Notice that despite oozing with obesity, his fingers keep hold of the tin inspiration for his dangerous new movie.

It’s true, Michael Moore is a huge hypocrite. He makes this film criticizing hard-working American CEOs for getting paid for doing honest work, yet he actually charges people to come and see his movie. If he meant what he said, he’d be showin’ it for free! He’s earning millions by lying to the American people. Don’t mind what he says about these rich folk driving our country into a so-called recession.

Wake up people! There is no recession! It was just a lie conjured up by the Democrats to take us to war in Afghanistan. They will always find some excuse to waste our tax money while making sure the terrorists have it easy. And since he’s helping them by brainwashing us, Moore’s a BIG part of the problem.

Some left-wing sympathizers will say he’s just making money off his honest work. But no, he’s not being honest! He’s just being fat. He’s also a hypocrite. And frankly, that absolutely negates whatever argument he’s trying to make. It’s simple logic; if I am X while at the same saying X is bad, then X is NOT bad.

A classy teabagger makes sure her message is heard. This particular patriot wants to make our great language "offical."

Rich folk are not bad guys. Making money is not evil. If we want all our money taken away and given away to do-nothings, then we’d be in Soviet Russia. So what if we’re in a capitalistic jungle? All it means is you need to make sure you know how to build a fire. It’s survival of the fittest. That’s the way God wanted it. So Capitalism: A Love Story is simply disgusting, and it’s obvious Moore is trying to shove his left-wing agenda — this anti-free market vitriol — down our throats.

But, my friends, I’ve got an idea. Instead of staying home baking cookies for orphans this Friday, I suggest you go to the movie theaters and make a stand. We’ve done it before at the Obamacare town halls. We’ll do it again at Moore’s film showings. Go there with signs of glory and tongues of wrath.

Let the more uninformed masses at the movies know the truth about what these liberals are really up to. And heck, while you’re there, you might just buy a ticket and rip it up just to show ’em no one, no matter how much obscene money or egghead “intelligence” they have, can step on YOU. People all over this country are angry and with good reason. Don’t let Moore and Obama’s thought police stop you from telling it like it is.

We’ve seen it once and we’ll see it again — Hollywood’s liberal silver screen is a cage for Ms. Liberty. It’s up to American heroes like us to rescue her. Teabag away.

what fucking media? You called Micheal Moore fat, that is neither professional nor unbiased. And, you called Beck the Ghandi of your movement. THAT’S A BIAS YOU MORON.
Start quoting some goddamn sources