I suspect that 'fourth division' player of the month has never been won by a centre back or a full back or a keeper or by any player who has not netted many in the month. When you don't attend United games and listen to the commentaries have you ever heard Nick Harris ever use the words 'centre half' without preceding them with the word 'big' - narr you have not. It is a compulsory 'three word sequence' of his - rather CW being obsessed with using saying "football club" when the first of those words is unnecessary

I suspect that 'fourth division' player of the month has never been won by a centre back or a full back or a keeper or by any player who has not netted many in the month. When you don't attend United games and listen to the commentaries have you ever heard Nick Harris ever use the words 'centre half' without preceding them with the word 'big' - narr you have not. It is a compulsory 'three word sequence' of his - rather CW being obsessed with using saying "football club" when the first of those words is unnecessaryoldun