Death and Destruction on the High Seas

We may finally be able to solve the age old question that has plagued mankind for years. At the same time, we might be able to stop an international crisis. It seems that Pirates are making a come back. No one is sure how to handle this without an international incident. Now, I know what you are thinking. And the answer is no. I do not think it is a good idea to send the zombies after the pirates. If the zombies win, we just end up with zombie pirates. No one wants that.

I have a much better, more practical solution. We shall send in the one and only true enemy of the pirates. Ninjas.
Yes. I said it. We should send ninjas after the pirates. According to teh internets, pirates and ninjas are enemies. Also, we still haven’t been able to determine which group is the coolest.
The opportunity to answer that question is at hand.
We need to find some ninjas. We need to do it fast. Otherwise there won’t be any pirates left without bullet holes in their craniums.
If you are a ninja, go attack some pirates.