B. O.—(I think I can take him at “rock, paper, scissors”. At least I’ll have one win)

RestlessLegs

Welcome to Candidate Jeopardy. OK gentleman, the first answer is:
“The candidate who strikes fear in the heart of every Democrat.”
… Well, you’re BOTH correct.

fustian24

Romney: you promised to bring down the deficit and you didn’t. You promised to cut unemployment and you didn’t. Your foreign policy has been a disaster, your Fast and Furious scandal comes with a death toll, and your PC blinders cost our ambassador his life.

Obama: he had binders full of women…get it?

fustian24

Romney: The only thing that has lowered in this country since you’ve been president is your golf score.

Obama: Big Bird…Big Bird…Bain Capital….47%!

obfuscator

Who’s your Daddy? NO, Who’s YOUR Daddy?

obfuscator

Your administration’s record is an Obamanation. Uh, Uh, Uh, let me be clear, hmm, you have Romnesia. Candy says: Yes, that is correct. You have Romnesia.

obfuscator

Mr. President, you have failed to deliver on every major promise you made as a candidate for the highest office in the country. No, that is absolutely not true and I resent such accusations. The American people know that I’ve merely evolved on those antiquated views, however, I do still support Big Bird.

Ken in Camarillo

Close encounters of the weird kind..

Ken in Camarillo

Simultaneous thoughts: “There’s something wrong with this mirror!”

Ken in Camarillo

“Hey, you’re wearing my tie!”

Ken in Camarillo

“Remember, don’t cross the streams!”

Ken in Camarillo

Candy, this is a pretty good synchronized debate performance, however, they’re going to have at least a 0.2 point deduction because the index fingers weren’t parallel.

Ken in Camarillo

We’ve shuffled our feet real fast on this new carpet, let’s see who gets the biggest shock.

In shocking news from the Pull My Finger Grand Championship Pull-Off, Candy Crowley declared Obama the winner before either candidate even had their first finger pulled. She said in light of Obama’s unprecedented 4 years of pure stinkery, there was no point in even holding the contest.