venerdì 22 dicembre 2017

Have a good solstice day humans!

Every species of the galaxy has its own
customs, beliefs, and myths.

The most primitive
species has always celebrated the passage to the periapsis of their home planet in
different ways. Following traditions sometimes really absurd. Just
think of the gastropods of Vergon 6 that engage the largest (as
useless) mass migration of a sentient species known in
this galaxy during this recurrence: They travel an exact turn around
their planet only to return to the point of departure.

Or rather unfortunate destinies
dictated by evolution as happened to the Jornionians of Sutrano-f
that, poor things, can wake up from hibernation one night (the only
one on their home planet) every fourteen terrestrial years and do
EVERYTHING on their periapsis night (for you would be the solstice day) .. Awake Jornionians are certainly stressed and difficult to date people.

You are not as much unlucky, dear humans,
your traditions are not so strange (you are very unlucky from other
points of view, for example you can not taste sounds like the
Jornionians do, or the fact that you are going quickly towards self-extinction,
but this is also your fault).

So: Have a good solstice day
humans!, a good passage to perihelion, a merry Christmas and happy
new year, ..or whatever you want to call it.