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Alas, I cannot read French. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to have a gaming book in a language you absolutely don't understand? It's enough to make me want to learn how to read French.

...but not as much as I want to learn Hebrew and Latin -- and maybe Greek, and while I'm at it I think I'll take a doctorate in Theology and a large fry.

__________________"A knight's a sword with a horse. The vows, the sacred oil and the lady's favors, they're ribbons tied 'round the sword. Maybe the sword's prettier with the ribbons, but it'll kill you just as dead."