2. Elvis Presley should have died younger, then we wouldn't have had to deal with the shite he shovelled up over the years. He died on a toilet for goodness sakes. He was probably delivering a new song, but it was obviously too long, a concept album perhaps?

3. John Lennon got shot. Oh well.

4. Kurt Cobain got shot. Oh well.

5. Carpenter's The Fog is complete and utter garbage.

6. You're overweight, and no amount of posting otherwise on HorrorDVD's will make it otherwise.

2. Elvis Presley should have died younger, then we wouldn't have had to deal with the shite he shovelled up over the years. He died on a toilet for goodness sakes. He was probably delivering a new song, but it was obviously too long, a concept album perhaps?

6. You're overweight, and no amount of posting otherwise on HorrorDVD's will make it otherwise.

Hilarious!

__________________"Compared to her I'm just some bland, flappy hausfrau."

__________________"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos, and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz, and swing, result from marijuana use. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers, and any others." -- Harry J. Anslinger, first commissioner of the United States Bureau of Narcotics

Oh, while we're on the Asian kick, if Kill Bill had been made by some obscure Japanese director, Asian film fans would have been all over it, calling it a "throwback to the good ol' days" and praising the homages to classic films. But since it was directed by an obnoxious white man, it's a "ripoff"