‘Humour’

Here in the City of Angels resides a population that all marketing and advertisement firms dream of: a huge mob of rich zombies that will buy into anything. In LA, even the craziest ideas are able to gain enough traction to become ‘trendsetting.’ This rapidly conforming city spawns some of the most ridiculous sub-cultures that permeate… Read More

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The term Hoodrat, made popular by the fat Hoodrat YouTube sensation kid, is one of my dear favorites. Hoodrats are a species that can be found everywhere (contrary to the popular belief that Hoodrats only reside in the ‘hood) and they hide in plain sight. Hoodratism can be as subtle as a quick upward head-nod, but… Read More

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Meatheads are an everlasting breed of humans; their culture permeates deep into our society. They are difficult to ignore and even more difficult to avoid. Meatheads are everywhere. The first important thing to note about Meatheads is that they consist of both men and women; however Meatheads of the latter class are somewhat of a… Read More

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Not to be mistaken with Boss Ass Bitch, the Mola Mola is TGL’s Boss Ass Fish. Also known as the Ocean Sunfish, this bad motherfucker is the true big-spending king of the ocean. This title often gets unjustifiably given to the “great” blue whale, but everyone knows that all they do is moan and eat… Read More

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I’m currently stuck on level 350, but the light at the end of the tunnel is becoming brighter and brighter. As my journey through the chocolate fields and marshmallow forests comes to a saddening close, I rub my non-existent chin beard and ponder, “Oh the lessons I’ve learned.” Candy crush, an amazing game if played… Read More

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Despite our understanding of the dangers of chronic consumption of sugary or grain-based foods and their ability to influence your body’s hormonal status, we’re guilty of running train on unhealthy snacks from time to time. Because we try to minimize the number of these snack-crushing occasions, we’ve become experts in the choosing the best possible… Read More

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Ask anyone to name three comic strips off of the top of their head, and you can almost guarantee Garfield will be one of them. Jim Davis’ iconic chronicle of America’s favorite cat has undoubtedly permeated our culture with its astonishingly predictable themes and punch lines. For those of you uncultured folks, Garfield is a… Read More

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For all of you who suffer the wrath of the radio on your commute to and from work, I have a special surprise for you. Introducing TGL’s latest new series: “Terrible Song Lyrics,” where we’re going to systematically shit on every stupid song we can think of. Now, if you’ve read our post about The… Read More

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That guy who never seems to be around to pitch money for beer. That slightly squishy girl who’s always nibbling at your french fries like she’s trying to get to size 36. The roommate that used your toothbrush–to scrub the skidmarks off her toilet bowl. That girl who touched your penis and then said “jk… Read More

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It’s Saturday night. You’re out drinking with some friends at the local karaoke bar where you’ve just finished an epic rendition of “Candy Shop” that would have made Curtis himself weep. In between swigs of Michelob Ultra, you glance down at your phone, “how the fuck is it 2 AM already?” Frantically, you scan the… Read More