Summary: Drabbles! And lots of 'um! :P
What we have so far:
'Silence is Golden, but duct tape is silver.'
'You'd be suprised at how much you can learn about someone from a good ol' game of Cliff Shag Marry.'
'Would you like a side of epic with that fail?'
'A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing!'
'Always forgive your enemies. After all, nothing annoys them more.'
'That's parodoxcial, you know that correct?'