During the last election we had a good deal of fun back east following your senatorial contest out here. I'm from massachusetts and I feel we have a certain right to gloat over the other statesSe massachusetts is after all the only state with three senators. anyway, here's a salute to your new junior senator.

Hollywood's often tried to mixShow business with politics,From helen gahaganTo ronald reagan,But mister murphy is the starWho's done the best by far.

Oh gee, it's great,At last we've got a senator who canReally sing and dance!We can't expect americaTo win against it's foesWith no one in the senate whoCan really tap his toes.

The movies that you've seenOn your television screenShow his legislative talents at a glance.Should americans pick crops? george says "no,'cause no one but a mexican would stoop so low."And after all, even in egypt, the pharaohsHad to importHebrew braceros.

Think of all the musicals we have in store.Imagine: broadway melody of 1984.Yes, now that he's a senator, he's really got the chanceTo give the publicA song and dance!