Ahoy dudes. The wise and starchy Second Council of Olive Garden is searching for holy scripture to be added to the Loose Canon. The Council is only accepting stuff the fits the whole FSM thing, so no hate-mongering, supporting things that obviously contradict our teachings, or general douchey stuff. Also, I'm a lazy man, so number your verses.

What I'm going for here is a listing of Pastafarian values, teachings, and ideas written in the most straightforward and explicit way possible, so as not to cause a holy war a couple thousand years from now. For example: Don't kill anyone, even if they disagree with you.

4. All who claim to be Pastafarian are True Pastafarians(TM). There is no True Pastafarian(TM) Aptitute Test (TPAT). 5. No Pastafarian shall judge who is a better, truer, or finer Pastafarian.

Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

There is some overlap with a few of these. How about some compiliation?

4. (v.2): Judge not thy crewmate's pirate garb, nor his pesto, nor his devotion to the Spaghetti Monster. As thou are lacking in cooking skill or ability to cobble together thy own buckle shoes, so to do thy crewmates seek True Pastafarianism in different manners. Plus, who died and made thou Flying Spaghetti Monster, anyway?

---Darwin's Purge, verse 39.

You know the thing that I hate about these .sigblocks? Never have a good idea what to put in them.

11-ish. Even the tall may have an inner midgit crying out to be recognised.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

12. Thou shalt always follow the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pesto be upon Him) with the words "pesto be upon Him" or some other such honorary. This goes for the great Prophet Bobby (pesto be upon Him) too.