Friday, February 01, 2008

ANTIQUE: A 100-WORD STORY

A few cycles ago, I was glimming the morning Speedtext, where I saw the most intriguing ad:

PORTABLE INFORMATION STORAGE SYSTEM

requires no batteries, stores images or alphanumeric characters with equal ease.Data retrieval uses principle of SELECTIVE REFLECTION™ in conjunction with electromagnetic radiation source (not included).Access any part of your database with simple manual operation!Available preprogrammed with large variety of software.

Store below 451°F.

I had to have one! I scanned my credichip and waited for the transmuter to zoop it.