Hotel Phone Alarm Clock

Champagne lifestyle on a lemonade budget

Pretend you’re staying at a top hotel every morning by picking up this alarm clock disguised as a phone. When the alarm rings a cheery voice says: “This is your wake up call. For another call in 30 minutes, please press 5.” Put some chocolates on your pillow and all that’s missing will be the putrid breakfast, unhelpful concierge and extortionate bill. Result!