Hooper_XI'd like to see some enterprising nerd construct an entire narrative around the different movies where he's actually the same guy in all of them and how he winds up being a mailman and a security guard and etc.

(also: TRUE BEARD ATTACK: the guy with the lawnmower in the X3 clip is Chris Claremont. Not Shown: Dominatrix dressed as Storm.)

CharlesSmithAnd he's only been waiting for movies about superheroes to become popular for his whole goddamn life. Let the old man be in some terrible movies for a few minutes. It's not like he's ruining great works of art.