Unsurprisingly Alex and Chantelle’s every move was captured as the latest part of their break up was played out in front the cameras

"How did the people who engineered this whole situation say to hold it again?"

Nothing these two do shocks us anymore. The groans still bellow up from within the deepest, darkest part of our soul and the face contortion just won’t go away. But shock is no longer an emotion we feel.

So when we saw these pictures of Alex Reid walking in and out of the home he shared with Chantelle Houghton in Brentwood Essex, with their personal possessions on display for all the world to see as he helps her move out, we just did a little ‘meh’.

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Alex checks Chantelle isn't carrying his brain

Until we spotted Alex holding up a pair of gold platformed heels in a quizzical way. Now, clearly we’re supposed to see this and say, ‘Oh there goes Alex, he just can’t keep his cross-dressing alter ego Roxanne at bay’, or something similar.

Clearly an open gift box is the perfect vehicle for the removal of breakables

What we do find interesting however, is the rest of the items in the open cardboard boxes, which we’re obviously supposed to see too (freebies perhaps?).

Something tells us none of those teacups and saucers would have survived the journey, but then we wouldn’t have been as interested in closed boxes full of newspaper wrapped items we couldn’t see. And that just wouldn’t do for these two.

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Chantelle looks like a girl who's been out with Alex Reid

Want more TOTALLY GENUINE AND NOT AT ALL STAGED pictures? Here's the love story in photos.