Willy Wonka must be turning in his grave! Who in their right mind comes up with something called Fizzy Milk and thinks anyone would really be excited about that kind of concoction! We wonder how those candied crickets would taste after a good dunking in some blue fizzy milk. So here is the definitive guide to what sweet delicacies you should avoid at all costs or perhaps, you could give some to those bratty kids down the block next Halloween. After all, revenge can be sweet!

Did you happen to smoke a little too much of the green stuff and find that you know you are going to die right this second, if you can’t procure some Hamburger Flavored Pringles or better yet some Scottish Heather Honey BBQ crisps. Well, if you are in the UK, you can rest easy because this guy has made it his mission in life to track down every new flavor and form of junk food complete with store listings.