Tuesday, July 18, 2006

So if you've been following the Mike Cooper "affair" - the young Buck fan busted for masterbating in an Ohio public library due to an undercover news story, saw on Deadspin (thanks to reader DevilGrad) that things got even crazier at his sentencing last week.

Carl Monday, the reporter who outed him (after he already outed himself, so to speak), was there and approached Cooper and his family after they left the courthouse. And, well, things...things got a bit heated as the video here shows.

Folks, they should start putting these Monday/Cooper Family confrontations on PPV.

Ok...so Mr. Buckstache Cooper Sr gets to assault Carl Monday and get away with it? I'm sure the steps Cooper has taken to ensure that this "never happens again" are

1. buy his own damn computer2. think of that picture of A.J. Hawk showing shrinkage3. remember that if he spanks it again he will join Mo Clarett in the clinker where he will get his poop shoot pounded by the TOSU has been.

That is precious. I love how indignant the family members are, as if they have been woefully wronged. The Dad is such an idiot. If I were C. monday, I would go after him every chance I got, he is too easy.

On a serious note, I do feel badly for the kid and the mother, as living with that a-hole has to be a like a little slice of hell.

It never ends. Get over yourselves Michigan. Your state sucks. I won't even bring up the people's republic of Auto Workers. So... U-M couldn't crack the top 10 in NCAA rankings AGAIN this year, but guess what Michigan cracks the national top ten in one thing, MURDER. That's right Michigan pat yourselves on the back you tied Arkansas for 9th in the nation for murder/100,000 people. I'd rather be surrounded by "hicks" than murderous D-12 8-Mile gansters all day. Good luck with your dirty casinos.

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