A Revolutionary Welcome

WELCOME TO THE MOST IMPORTANT WEBSITE YOU WILL EVER VISIT IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE WEBMD.COM.

As you are well aware, our society faces calamities like never before:

Economic meltdown

Wars in the Middle East

Social inequality

Global warming

Corporate greed

Famine

Poverty

Don Henley

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

You say you want to fight back? You say you want to protest? You say you want to revolt?

YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION?

And how exactly are you going to do that?

Becoming a revolutionary isn’t easy. Most novice revolutionaries have many questions, such as “How does one become a revolutionary?” and “Is being a revolutionary tax deductible?”

DON’T YOU WISH THERE WAS A GUIDE BOOK WHICH TAUGHT HOW TO BECOME A REVOLUTIONARY?

In this book, you will learn about the history of revolutionaries. You will learn what it takes to throw your own revolution. You will learn that it is entirely appropriate for revolutionaries to wear white after Labor Day.

YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION? THEN BUY THE BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW.