Would be lol if the signing is ours and he guns it because we ain't winning this comp and you other ****s won't get to use him.

Originally Posted by Athlai

Jeets doesn't really deserve to be bowling.

Originally Posted by Dan

in the future where we're all social justice-y Cribb can ride down the street to pick up some raw milk from Coles on a motorised esky while smoking meth, firing an RPG into the air, and carrying the case of British-import Stella he's polygamously (and privately) married alongside a genderfluid Zambian businessperson and a coke-snorting 18-year-old cyborg girl.

Don't squander the gold of your days making a shrine of cricket videos, trying to improve the hopeless failure, giving your life away to the Blockys, the Devciches and the Weerasundaras! Surrender your devout little cricketing heart to the inured agribusinessman.

The treat Smithy keeps talking about on the 13th will be to see a game at Pukekura Park aka the best ground in the world obvz.

Vincent miked up yeeeessss.

Gonna be down in Kahurangi NP and will unfortunately miss this mayhem entirely.

>>>>>>WHHOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHHH>>>>>>Fascist Dictator of the Heath Davis Appreciation SocietySupporting Petone's Finest since the very start - Iain O'Brien
Adam Wheater - Another batsman off the Essex production line
Also Supporting the All Time #1 Batsman of All Time Ever - Jacques Kallis and the much maligned Peter Siddle.

Gonna be down in Kahurangi NP and will unfortunately miss this mayhem entirely.

Yeah I'd love to go along but I'm elsewhere. Gonna miss the second test too but that could be a mercy.

edit: Neesham is showing the goods every game we see him. His fast mediums are a bit wayward but he's been producing wicket taking balls in the colours this season and last. Definitely a batting allrounder but good signs from him. Nice slower ball as well.

I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd

one day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.

Would there be any value in a variation for a slower bowler in 20:20 in trying to release the ball significantly lower than normal. I wonder how low you could actually release the ball and still come up with a legitimate delivery by bend of the knee or more?