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I’m having a hard time coming up with some recommendations on what jobs to tell this young woman she should strive for, but there are a few I can say she should try to avoid. For instance, she may not want to send her resume in to any telemarketing companies because, well, that’s self-explanatory. Food taster is out, umpire is no good, interpreter would never work and prostitute is out of the question. Actually, prostitute may not be out of the question, but I can’t say for certain those are the only lips that are bound shut. Get it, I made a vagina joke.