You know it’s because I am a Princess.

by MissAliBlahBlah

You don’t hear many classics like the princess and the pea anymore, but when I was little I used to laugh at the ridiculousness of this tale but love it too.
A few years back I woke up with my back bruised like nothing I had seen before, all I could find was a big wrinkle in the sheet.
Proving, thus, to any doubters, that I really am a Princess.