Here are some new photos of Beyonce and Blue Ivy. You can’t even see baby Blue, though. Bey keeps Blue’s face well-hidden for public outings, I’ll give her that. Some sites are describing Beyonce’s ensemble as “grey”. PLEASE. That’s a shade of blue-grey. Which is still a shade of blue. Which still goes with the whole ALL BLUE thing. Except for Beyonce’s shoes, obviously.

Meanwhile, all of Beyonce’s friends and associates are still being sent out on a weekly basis to discuss baby Blue to the media, and to describe how Beyonce is obviously a wonderful and natural mother. Bey very well may be a natural and wonderful mother – but I dislike being told about her mothering skills every other day. It reeks of a concentrated PR campaign: “Mission: Beyonce’s Motherhood!” In a recent interview, one of Jay-Z’s employees talked about the baby and Beyonce:

Blue’s a chip off the old block! With the recent early burst of warm spring weather in NYC, Beyonce has been spotted out and about frequently with daughter Blue Ivy Carter, 2 months. But the instantly famous baby’s actual face hasn’t been seen since her mom, 30, and dad Jay-Z shared intimate family pics of their newborn with the world on Feb. 10.

So who does little Blue look like lately? According Grammy-winning singer Melanie Fiona — Jay-Z, 43, is her co-manager — it’s her papa!

“Beyonce says Blue changes every day and looks just like Jay now,” Toronto native Fiona, 28, recently told Us Weekly.

The R&B singer (her album The MF Life drops March 20) adds that fatherhood has her pal Jay (real name: Shawn Carter) completely blissed out.

“He’s in a good mood all the time!” she says.

And mama Beyonce, 30, is just as ecstatic. “She just is so happy. I’ve seen Bey like 3 times since she’s had the baby,” Fiona explains. “And she’s just glowing and she’s saying [motherhood] is the best, and she just loves it!”

Sure. Whatever. I’m too tired to really get into it. I give up. Beyonce is the best mother ever and she surely gave birth to Blue and her body bounced back instantly and if you think differently, you are just a crazy conspiracy theorist. I GIVE UP.

Oh, and everyone is saying that the fluffy blue-grey stuff is actually the “fur baby carrier”. I think it looks like faux fur, right? And I’m still not sure that the faux fur stuff isn’t part of the sweater…?

No kidding, I was thinking the same thing with the phone and all. She sure looks like she has a pretty relaxed grip on that newborn, coming out of a SUV in those heels, walking on that grate, blacked out sunglasses (puh-leeze..it looks almost dark outside). And can’t put that stupid phone in a holder, really? Is the baby in a carrier under all that crap? And they reported it was spring weather? WTF..everything about that photo is weird.

I don’t think she’s simply carrying the baby. That sweater looks like a wrap or carrier cover, so Blue is probably in a carrier like usual and the sweater is designed with the extra fabric to cover her. It’s like coats and ponchos designed to be worn while babywearing, since a regular fitting coat doesn’t work.

Edit: Just remembered who all this is reminding me of. Goop! Only, she’s using other people to talk about her absolute unique, awesome, better-than-all mothering. Ugh. And we’ve already seen the baby pics. Let the baby breathed, goddamnit!

I agree. She shouldn’t be suffocating the baby in there. That fabric doesn’t look breathable. If the baby’s face gets pressed up against the baby carrier in an awkward position, I shudder to think what could happen. My friend was using a baby carrier around the house and her newborn stopped breathing. She was OK but they spent a couple days in the hospital to make sure it didn’t happen again.

that was a huge thing with the slings and suffocation. i was given two regular carriers (the body kind not the handheld carseat type which is what i meant earlier) and it just seemed so limiting for baby to be carried around like that so i never used them. even the MOBY wrap made me nervous and id keep adjusting her head so her mouth was out. It was nice to be hands free but really i could park baby on the floor on a blanket or mat where she could see me and wiggle her little hands and feet.

You don’t face the babies out until they’re old enough to hold their own heads up. Two months is too young. Inward facing is correct, but damn! Let the baby have some air, the poor thing. How is it that Jessica Simpson announced her pregnancy around the same time and is still pregnant?

Thats a full lace wig Bey only wears lace wigs and they can be put into ponytails. I don’t think this fool has enough hair on her head to cover tracks from a weave cause she always wears wigs. I make lace wigs for theater shows so I can tell one right away by the hair line.

Really because my experience is that first 6-9 weeks are hardest, then again i didn’t have an army of nannies. But this is getting old hearing every single swipe of the wipe and how great/ natural everyone is being a parent. It makes me feel like screaming YOU ARe NOT THE 1st PARENTS ever!

Jay Z stop paying these sites to keep your lunatic wife relevant. AS USUAL she covering her decoy baby doll up from head to toe. Beyonce is starting to look like a real fool walking out with her pillow baby never showing the baby’s face just for photo ops. She still trying to convince people she had a baby. Beyonce go away for about 10 years so people can get a chance to miss you. You’re looking real desperate right now.

She shouldn’t be carrying that baby everywhere like an olympic medal. She’s too little and can be exposed to too many things, even a cold on an infant is heartbreaking. She obviously doesn’t care about that child’s welfare only about herself. I am also against high heels while carrying a newborn, I can work a 5″ any day but not while I’m carrying a baby and yes I know her shoes don’t look like they’re that high but I wouldn’t risk it either way.
These people are beyond pathetic

I’m sorry but this is starting to annoy me. How many photo-ops of this woman and her new baby are we going to see? You have all the money in the world, Bey. Keep your baby’s life a private life, m’kay? I REALLY hope that we don’t start seeing Charlize doing this sort of famewhore behavior with her new little one…

I know she reads the blogs, so I’m going to say this, not because I’m so important (LMFAO), but because I know I’m not the only one tired of her dummy behavior. She’s worse than Nicole Kidman with her fake-mommy persona.

Beyonce, honey: Nobody cares. Nobody cares, Beyonce.
Money can’t buy you class or good PR, and you and Jay have neither.

Either record a cd of stolen music and do a tour of other artist’s material, or go way, out of sight, and be a mom.

The general public does not care. Just your stans. Unless you’re nursing one of Angie Jolie’s baby’s, no one’s looking for you. I don’t want to hear “What are you talking about, b*tch? She was the most tweeted person…!” No, no honey child. The 20 million tweets happened because you can retweet messages…

The press is not putting you on. You’re not in the news or a part of the lexicon as in the past. You’re to blame.

Jessica Simpson is everywhere and she hasn’t had a hit record in 8 years. It’s not ’cause she’s white. It’s ’cause you, Beyonce, pissed the press off with your fakery, hiding, lying. You thought yourself a bigger star who didn’t need the press, but the press knew the score. The press was happy to shield you, and then you played them with that MTV bit.

The press doesn’t like to be played. Now they’re shading you harder than a row of palm tress on a cloudy day in Miami.