Cover Your Crack In Style!

Got a closet full of super low-rise jeans that you can’t wear without your unsightly butt crack showing? Now there’s no need to throw them out in favor of a less skanky style, thanks to Kimberlily’s Backtacular Shields! These decorative patches (only $14.99!) cover up your coin slot, drawing attention to your sexy backside, while keeping the view klassy. “Hindsight is more than 20/20″ (whatever that means), so let your low-rise jeans hang even lower. [I-Am-Bored.com]

Leolah Brown, sister to Bobby Brown and aunt to Bobbi Kristina was kicked out of her niece’s funeral yesterday after verbally lashing at Pat Houston Bobbi Kristina’s former manager as well as sister-in-law to Bobbi Kristina’s mother Whitney Houston. Phew. That was a mouthful.