In response to allegations that Herman Cain is a philandering gropemaster, his campaign has launched a new Women For Herman Cain section on its website. On it, female supporters of the Georgia businessman are encouraged to share their stories and leave messages of support. And it's hilarious.

Sharon Bialek, the first woman to publicly accuse Herman Cain of sexual impropriety, was served eviction papers yesterday. Cain supporters are crowing that this is yet another testament to her lack of credibility, as someone desperate for money would be willing to falsely smear a man in power in hopes that her payday…

Well, Herman Cain supporters, we've got some good news and we've got some bad news. The good news is that a woman has come forward to publicly declare that Herman Cain was not sexually harassing her. The bad news is he was sexually having sex with her, and she's not his wife. And the double bad news is that her name…

The Herman Cain scandal has debaclified. A fourth woman says Herman Cain sexually harassed her in the 1990s, and outrage-monger Gloria Allred is there by her side to represent and pimp her. So what are these new allegations and who is this new harassee?