Bradley Cooper and his beard-in-waiting swished through Vancouver Airport yesterday, and check out his fancy luggage. THAT FANCY MAN! While Squinty is lugging some crap she bought from the Land’s End catalog, B. Coop brought the luxury.

Gay Al Reynold’s is dripping glitter just from looking at that fancy luxurious elegant shit. Squinty is going to have to step it up if she wants to continue to escort B. Coop through airports. Squinty’s luggage (and I mean that in several ways) is so not fancy enough for B. Coop.

The two were in Vancouver, because B. Coop was there shooting The A-Team movie. Here’s the first official promo pic. From left to right is: B. Coop (as Lt. Peck), Quintin Jackson (as Baracus), Sharlto Copley (as Murdock) and Liam Neeson (as Hannibal)

There’s not right-ish off about this picture. B. Coop should be carrying a Louis Vuitton rifle with a patent leather strap. Obviously.

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