From browsing 4chan, I have learned that it wasn't my above-average length or girth that made me popular. It was because what I have isn't buried in fat or hair, and isn't shaped like a letter from the Russian alphabet, and lasts more than 14 seconds. Ladies, you have my sympathy - I've never met a single vajayjay as weird as a 4chan poster's dick.

Sinatra's gone but 7 years into her relationship with Woody Allen Mia Farrow had Ronan Farrow with Frank Sinatra so it makes you wonder if there was something to that. Or maybe she was getting him back for banging teenagers. Since he just got his own TV show but hasn't made the tabloids I have to assume he's gay so no girlfriend tellalls about Little Ronan.

rogue_L_chick:Ringshadow: Solution: date shorter women. I'm 5'2" and you cannot fit a semi truck in a single car garage.

/have a big tonker? you are not welcome here//my vagina is not taking resumes at the moment so don't ask

Oh, shiat. I'm 5'10"...thanks to you, now I have to worry that I have a parking garage betwixt my thighs.

/thank goodness for all the kegels//shorter chicks are already cuter, why do you get tighter clams, too?

I am a man, 5'3" and am average (in penis size), I have met short women who were very loose and tall women very tight. Emotional attachment and honesty will almost always get you better orgasms than anything else.

/In an honorable mans response//At least that what the women told me///I am short and lucky to get any :(

Slartibreakfast:I am a man, 5'3" and am average (in penis size), I have met short women who were very loose and tall women very tight. Emotional attachment and honesty will almost always get you better orgasms than anything else.

/In an honorable mans response//At least that what the women told me///I am short and lucky to get any :(

I'd rather have your problems. People look at me and think I'm travelsized :\ It's like uh, no.

Again this is just my logic. Then again whoever designed humans seems to have assigned our anatomy at random, so other peoples' mileage my vary.

/aromantic, 30, no kids//I did not mean to cast aspersions, rogue_L_chick, I apologize

GungFu:It's not my fault if my penis is larger than most people I see in the locker room.

They should have an erection like I always do.

My one brief foray onto a nude beach in Europe ended unceremoniously after an hour when my wife realized my erection was never going to go away. I don't know what the hell she was thinking when she suggested we go to one. I almost got rid of it but then other people started staring and there was absolutely no cooperation from the nether region at all.

Barely 6" on a good day. Out of 50 or so women in my life had only one make a comment that she thought I was a bit on the small size. I actually didn't feel bad about that at all, because while we were doing it I was thinking to myself that she was quite cavernous down there. I took the high road and didn't say anything.

TBH, if it's too big, it can get into a "Blessed with Suck" situation. My boyfriend is like that. He's larger ( certainly thicker) than the average porn star, and a good foot taller than me, so it can make things awkward. I'm thinking about getting one of those dildos from the bad dragon website,if only because they're the closest I've found in terms of girth. If I get used to that, it might make things easier on us. That + a hitachi for long enough, I might be able to get things to work better.

\The Green Intern said he felt bad about bragging so I'll do it for him\\ It really is that impressive, I just need to get better at taking it\\\ Good thing I like trying ^_^

Men's penises are kind of like women's boobs: You can make them seem larger/smaller depending on how you present them. If you're obese and hunched forward even an above average erection isn't going to look too impressive. Lay back and push down to the pelvic bone and you've got an entirely different situation.

I'm curious how people can even measure the length of their johnson in the first place. I can't be alone, but I would bet that my wood can vary by at least an inch in length and as much in girth depending on any number of factors. it also varies greatly in length at parade rest. I'm just not sure how they can come up with an "average" if every guy has variations like this.

As for me, I feel no need to lie, my wife has never complained, so it doesn't really matter to me how I "measure up"...

Mikey1969:I'm curious how people can even measure the length of their johnson in the first place. I can't be alone, but I would bet that my wood can vary by at least an inch in length and as much in girth depending on any number of factors. it also varies greatly in length at parade rest. I'm just not sure how they can come up with an "average" if every guy has variations like this.

As for me, I feel no need to lie, my wife has never complained, so it doesn't really matter to me how I "measure up"...

Bucky Katt:Mikey1969: I'm curious how people can even measure the length of their johnson in the first place. I can't be alone, but I would bet that my wood can vary by at least an inch in length and as much in girth depending on any number of factors. it also varies greatly in length at parade rest. I'm just not sure how they can come up with an "average" if every guy has variations like this.

As for me, I feel no need to lie, my wife has never complained, so it doesn't really matter to me how I "measure up"...

You're overthinking it.

How? It's never quite the same size twice in a row, so I have seriously wondered how they could have established an "average" in the first place. I don't know how that's overthinking anything.

tuna fingers:New Word Alert!aromantica-ro-man-tic,~~/ehrōˈmantik/ adjectiveDoes it mean:A.) to not be romanticB.) to be in love with the smell of sexC.) to be in love with the smell of butt sex

Human sexuality lesson time.

Heterosexual: Likes the opposite sexHomosexual: Likes the same sexBisexual: Likes both sexesPansexual: Either. both. Whatever. YAY SEX.Asexual: Opts out of the whole sex thing. Not feeling it bro/sis.Aromantic: Down for sex, not down for 'romance' and has little 'drive' to be in a relationship

Basically my stance is like yeeaaah sex is cool but I'm perfectly happy to be single and I'm just not feeling the whole added complication thing of a relationship right now. Don't really want. Might want someday. If do want, there will be no candlelight dinners or forced screenings of The Notebook.

I am this cat:

/meh//if my coworkers would quit trying to set me up life would be peachy

Ringshadow:Basically my stance is like yeeaaah sex is cool but I'm perfectly happy to be single and I'm just not feeling the whole added complication thing of a relationship right now. Don't really want. Might want someday. If do want, there will be no candlelight dinners or forced screenings of The Notebook.

Understandable. Relationships are a lot of work and more often than not end up bad. Plus many people get real, real, needy with them. My last one ended badly and I haven't gone looking in some time.

hervatski:Heterosexual men think of other men's penis a little too much.

Hey now, there's nothing we love more than a nice big penis.

The way I think about it is there are women (and men I guess) for whom size matters and then there are those for whom it does not matter. If your partner does not like your body, you don't need a new body, you need a new partner.

Strictly speaking in terms of size preference, though, women certainly have the advantage. A woman unsatisfied by the size of her partner's penis can most likely find a new partner with a better penis. The dude who gets left behind is rather attached to his own penis.

casual disregard:hervatski: Heterosexual men think of other men's penis a little too much.

Hey now, there's nothing we love more than a nice big penis.

The way I think about it is there are women (and men I guess) for whom size matters and then there are those for whom it does not matter. If your partner does not like your body, you don't need a new body, you need a new partner.

Strictly speaking in terms of size preference, though, women certainly have the advantage. A woman unsatisfied by the size of her partner's penis can most likely find a new partner with a better penis. The dude who gets left behind is rather attached to his own penis.

Gdalescrboz:Let me get this straight. 5-7 inch average. Only 1 in 100 can make that average. I must be missing something or this is a Salon article

Extreme outliers betray and skew the average. It's like when Universities post data on the "average" salaries of their graduates and neglect to include the fact that folks like Michael Jordan graduated from there.

Frankly any mean without a standard deviation is a totally useless statistic. It's the standard deviation that really tells the story. And that's assuming you even have a normal distribution in the first place. Anatomy sometimes tends to be normal, but sometimes not.

Let's say Amy has had ten sexual partners, all men. It's possible that she has about a 10% chance to have experienced at least one sexual encounter in which the penis was extremely large. It's also possible that all of her partners had micropenis. Which is more likely?

/really really liked statistics//considered changing major to statistics///now heavily regret not making that change