The New York Daily News is reporting that the New York Jets have signed cornerback Darrelle Revis -- no contract details available (yet). This leaves JaMarcus Russell as the only unsigned rookie in the 2007 first-round draft class.

Big Blue's defensive ends decide to create another media circus in New York. Like a cheap distraction, two Washington Redskins decide to make themselves into suicidal blondes. Joe Theismann feels a dull ache in his leg as September approaches. Brady Quinn rips off his fans while rocking out with Poison. Welcome to the all-new, not-at-all-different The Week in Quotes.