Poker expressions by yourself

Have you ever thought some funny poker expressions? (I don't know if I wrote this sentence write and is the "expression" right word for it. Please share your expressions. My two. Pretty silly but someone has to start this topic.

Every boy wants to fuck a cheerleader and every girl wants to fuck the chipleader.

Life's too short to play bad poker. dunno if this one is written right maybe it should be "losing poker"