This is actually a really competitive high school. They give out just five diplomas a year, and this is how they're awarded. Would you watch high school fight competitions like this if some enterprising TV executive greenlit a reality show about it? I know I would. High school fights are really much better than grade or middle school fights, in my opinion.

Shortly after we hear the name Keaton Taylor Briggs announced, another student attempted to celebrate his graduation from Davenport University by performing a backflip. He quickly learned that doing a backflip in a gown is a bad idea.