Summer
Heat
Bad drivers
Smoker smell
Dog smell (the most nose offending houses are of smokers who own multiple dogs. Mouth breathing is a must)
Women who think it's cute to act helpless around men.
Teabaggers
Too much bass in the car
When people wear too much patchouli or sandalwood in hot weather.
Too many items in the express line.
Flat iron kiosks where the staff chases you down.
Leggings as pants. Keep your crack to yourself.
When people at the demo counter eat something, then ask what the item is, and then get mad at me because they ate something the can't or shouldn't eat. Read or ask first dumbass. I'm tired of seeing vegetarians spit food out on the counter/floor.