On the seventh day of Christmas my true love came to meA peregrine falcon proper bo I tell theeShe had two trainers and a beanie hatA new set of headphones all shining blackI didn't sleep that nightFor Santa to comeI wet the bed that's what I had done'Cause Christmas time is the place to beI always wake up in a puddle of weeWith a ho-ho and a silent nightA little chipolata I'll be feeling all rightTurkeys on the table which brings a crowCelebrate chrimbo I tell thee all.

You-whooHo ho hoI'm a bad mo-foI got presents y'all for the two by twoThey goes watch out 'cause I got time for youSuper funky and you're one of usWatch out Santa 'cause here I come'Cause I sleep on the floorNever ever on the bedThat's Santa's style all in your headIt's me dressed up come sit on my kneeGot gifts for y'all what you got for meChamone, chamone, chamone, chamoneChamone check, check tha-coneI said bubbles ain't a monkeyShe can move real funkyChamone check, check tha-coneThat's right oww

Sing with meCome now sing with me, proper crimbo(Take me for a drink)I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo(Take you for a goat)Put your Christmas tree, proper crimbo(So excited)So excited you might wee, proper crimboProper crimbo, proper crimbo

(Can I get a beat change)

Come now sing with me, proper crimbo(Sing with me)I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo(I take you for a drink)Put your christmas tree, proper crimbo(Wave your Christmas tree)So excited you might wee, so excited, so excited, so excited

(O-reet good now come on sing with me.)

Come now sing with me, proper crimbo(Sing with me)I take you for a drink with me, proper crimbo(I'll take you for a drink)Put up your christmas tree, proper crimbo(Put up your christmas tree, proper crimboSo excited you might wee, proper crimboSo excited, so excited, so excited

(Have a proper bo crim... bo)(Bumbal squat)(It's all because of the magic chazam)