"Only God Knows Why"

Original Performer:

Kidd Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Sleepy Time"

Parody Written by:

Kim and Colleen

The Lyrics

Another good Curling parody!

I've been sitting heretrying to find a guy.I think they all know I cheat.Its getting hard to get some.Looking for a straight oneKevin was a gay one,they say that every man sleepswith me!I slept with everyoneman, woman and child.Jeff Stoughton's younger son,now that was a good time.I take too many pillsfor all the VD.I made a few hundred billssleeping with the CCA.Everyone knows my namethey scream it way too much.A lot of men want meits hard to leave my house.I guess its the price they payfor me being a big slut.Lots of men and one night stands,still I want more.And when the men come running inI will always sleep around.People don't knowhow many men I dothey don't understandthe fun I have.I love my men,I love having sex.there's no number large enoughto count the men.Maybe I don't know thier namessomehow I know there's more men out there.I've said it too many timesand I still stand firm.Men were put on this earthto sleep with Colleen Jones!So I think I'll keep sleepingwith many guys.I keep sleep aroundAnd only I know why!

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