jackson stone

Fear the old blood.
on 3 May 2015 8:30 PM

Bio

Jackson Stone was the name of a successful blaxploitation actor who died in a horrific nacho cheese accident in 1977. After his death, his soul embodied his mustache, and has since led a long and prosperous life wrestling mantis shrimp and earning an education. He then turned to video games to seek something to do with his time (everyone knows that sentient mustaches can't age). He now has an account on this website (this very one!) and is a passionate gamer who has learned to love many things humans like.

(This is completely fake if you couldn't tell, so if it happens to offend anyone for whatever reason, it's not meant to)

Favorite Books:To Kill a Mockingbird, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, A Song of Fire and Ice series, anything by Cormac McCarthy; Heart of Darkness, Lord of the Flies

Favorite Quotes:"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." - Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove, anything Samuel L. Jackson says in Pulp Fiction, "It's less about rape and cutting up bodies and more about weird hippie music you can get high with your friends to", Tyler, the Creator describing his album Wolf, "Stop looting bodies for swag!"-Liam Neeson in The Grey, "Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown."-Chinatown, "I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"-Network, "Who am I? I'm a hard worker. I set high goals and I've been told that I'm persistent" and everything else Jake Gyllenhaal says in Nightcrawler