In case that last post was too uppity and serious for your taste…

by Mr. Nobel

Here’s a dick joke:

Three guys go camping in their new tent. After a night’s sleep, the guy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others “I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody was trying to pull my dick off!” The guy sleeping on the right says “Weird! I had the exact same dream!” The guy sleeping in the middle says “I had a dream that I was skiing …”