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28.8.14

intruders, chapstick and pain meds

YES - PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF THAT I WAS BAREFOOT IN TEXAS AND I DIDN'T GET THIRD DEGREE BURNS

THE KEURIG (LIFE STAPLE!!) AND THE ALLEY...JUST CUZ.

THE DELAY ON SKYPE IS ABOUT TEN SECONDS. CONVERSATIONS TO WISCONSIN CAN BE HILARIOUS.

GRANDMAMA AND I MADE SMOOTHIES AND BECAUSE WE'RE SO WITH THE TIMES, WE TOOK A SELFIE

TIPS ON BEING A SUCCESSFUL GRANDDAUGHTER /

Lock the doors at night. I made my own burglar alarm by sticking a big cardboard box in front of the door. That way I would hear if someone broke in through the back door. Hey, if you slept in the living room and heard weird noises at night, it is really unsettling to realize the door lock isn't very strong. . .

Bring extra packs of chapstick. Unless your grandmama has about fifty extra tubes. Then you can just chop off the top she used and claim it as your own. THANK YOU GRANDMAMA!!

Pain meds. You need your grandma's birthday. Otherwise the nice pharmacist with the accent will think you're a really incompetent little girl (heaven forbid!) who doesn't know how to write checks, much lessask for pain meds. Oh yeah. I couldn't sign a receipt or get out my driver's license. I ran out of CVS from pure embarrassment. . .and then I realized I couldn't remember where I parked the car. . .