To recap, my Brazilian waxing went very smoothly, and was more or less painless (save for a few specific places). The staff at Dyanna made me feel very comfortable, and at home, and relaxed enough to let a complete stranger pull hair out of my butt crack after pouring hot wax in it.

While I’m not really into the waxing idea, I am always willing to try something once. And I’m glad I tried this out. If I ever did decide to get waxed again, I would 100% have to go back to Dyanna for a number of reasons.

it’s clean as hell in there. and they have a no double dipping policy, which means you get the most sanitary and comfortable waxing experience.

it’s chill in there. Everyone is just chill and having a good time enjoying life and making people look/feel sexy. You feel it the second you walk in the door. This was a big draw for me, because I had to literally place my penis and testicles in their care.

the prices seem very reasonable. I looked the prices over and for a salon in Manhattan, they were noticeably more affordable than any salon I’ve sent my fiancee to in wittle ol Staten Island.

On a personal note; I was surprised as how drastically my life butt changed after receiving this wax. without hair, my farts have been much squeakier, and exit from a higher point between my cheeks. I know this sounds crazy, but it really is something you have to get used to. Then there is the sweat. I incorrectly thought my butt would sweat less now, because I grew up not understanding biology. You see, the “pubic” (places with body hair) areas of your body where hair exists will naturally sweat more then other parts. The hair grows to aid in absorbing this sweat. Now my butt is a very sweaty butt, so for a few days, I was also getting used to a lil bit of squishy bum, but that got better. But it definitely was like 3 days of wet smelly squishy sweat farts. HOT