Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Be A Hot Chick For Only RM19.99

It's great to a guy!

Why shouldn't it be?

I mean guys can stand up and pee... girl's can't.

Girls have to go through the pain of child bearing, and all the guy has to do is play with the cute baby when it comes out!If a girl were to sleep around, she's a slut. If a guy were to sleep around, he's a stud.

I mean how unfair is life for girls?

Well there are some plus points to being a girl, one of which I'm going to talk about now.

See... If you're a guy... and you're ugly... chances are there isn't much you can do about it.

I mean we could try to dress well, we could go buy an Armani suit with Bally shoes but we're still going to look ugly (in fact we're probably going to make that beautiful suit look ugly) simply because... some of us just ain't good looking.Now if you're a normal-looking girl and you wanna look hot... you can always dress well and put on make-up.

But the one thing that you can put on that will make a HUGE change to your look are a pair of glasses.

Now I don't mean a pair of black sunglasses like this because that's just so yester-year and if you wear that indoors, you'll end up looking silly.I mean one of THESE big big glasses where it's almost okay to wear indoors.So I decided to do a little bit of a test.

Last Sunday I dragged Samantha to Vincci in Gurney Plaza to buy one of those glasses.She tried on a few glasses till I found a WINNER.

Then it was time to test my theory...

We went down to Gurney Place!

Now for those of you who don't know what Gurney Place is.Gurney Place is a small street full of coffee shops, cafes, and restaurants on both sides. I mean there is the Coffee Bean, Starbucks, Segafredos, Chillies... heck all the places where hip people like to go and pose.Everyone there buys a drink and sits on the outside and watches as everyone else walks by. Guys watch chicks... and chicks watch guys.So here's the idea of the test.

Test 1: I was going to walk beside Samantha down that street without her glasses on and count the number of guys who check her out.

Without her glasses Sam looks like this.Test 2: I was going to walk besides Samantha down that same street but this time WITH her glases and count the number of guys who check her out.

WITH her glasses, Sam looks like this.Guess what.

In Test 1, I counted 4 guys who checked her out.

In Test 2.... 12 guys.TWELVE FLIPPING GUYS!!!

THAT'S A 300% INCREASE IN GUYS THAT CHECK YOU OUT... ALL FOR RM19.99.

I can't think of money better well spent!

It's just... not possible! As unfortunate it is for us guys, this thing only works for girls.

Simply because only girls look good in big fat glasses like this that cover half your face. We guys look like idiots in them.

And if you were to wear any pair of sunglass and walk down that street. Hell you'll either be called "A Poser" or "Trying to be cool".

But if a girl wears those big big glasses and walks down that street.

Everyone is going to be"Wahh!!! Hot hot hot!!! Sophisticated!"

So ladies... go and buy yourself a pair of those big big glasses and enjoy the attention!

actually i will agree that it does work. It makes aload of diff.. purely because you have this HUGE THING sitting on your face. However if you think about it. They could be looking for a few reasons and this applies to any situation

1. Whoaaaa she's hot!2. Hmmm she looks quite fine, wonder what she's like under that pair.3. My gosh who the heck wears that kinda glasses.4. Yay the FLY!

Soooo... hehe pros and cons.. but what the heck.. there's attention :)

No offence, but I don't think the guys check it out because it's pretty.. If I am one of the guys who check that out, it would be because that is one ugly-looking glasses and why is SHE wearing it? I think she looks better without the glasses.