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Following a miserable 100 loss season, longtime GM took pity on the moribund Toronto franchise and has assumed the role of GM. His first actions were to cut/not offer a contract to a number of underperforming players. His second action was to announce the team was moving to a new thriving metropolis - Punxsutawney, PA, population of about 6,000. They would be known as the Punxsutawney Groundhogs, named after the famous weatherman, Phil the Groundhog.

The long rumored sale of the New Jersey River Rats has been finalized as a consortium of Texas businessmen, led by the Goliad Brewing Company have purchased the team. The long suffering franchise has a history of moves as the team has been located in such places as Baton Rouge, Indianapolis, and Cleveland before settling in New Jersey in 2073. Given the history another move should come as no surprise.

General Manager Kurt Bevacqua announced at today's press conference that the club w...