Freddie Woo says: "I was staying at a youth hostel in Europe and realised you could spy on the female dorm by looking through the keyhole in the adjoining door. So I knelt down, put my eye up to the hole... and saw an eye staring back at me. And I was the one they called a pervert." Tell us your tale of spying shenanigans.

When my ex-girlfriend was 18,
she went on a holiday to Majorca with her boyfriend at the time. The couple staying in the apartment next door to theirs were rather frisky, and fucked noisily several times a day. The Ex was something of a voyeur, and all this turned her on no end, and so she ended up alternating between pushing her ear to the wall and flicking herself off while they fucked, and grabbing her boyfriend and having him scuttle her violently from behind while they listened to the neighbours make the beast with two backs.

After about a week of this she went onto the balcony and saw that the couple next door were about the same age as her grandparents, and did a bit of sick in her mouth.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:49,
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And now there are people wanking over your ex girlfriend wanking over old people fucking,
It's what QOTW is all about really
(2 Can ChunderWord to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:01,
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We need chronology here.
Was she your girlfriend before this happened, in which case how did you find out, or was she your girlfriend after this happened, in which case I assume she told you in order to gain another scuttling?
(edjogsCollared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:35,
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We met just before this happened, were friends, then went out. I can't remember the context in which she told me this story.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:47,
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Did she scream it through a hotel wall while being scuttled by an old man?
Cos I'd totally wank to that.
(Dr. Shambolicje suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:54,
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You must have a wealth of stories about your time together and I'm sure we all look forward to reading them on here.(Although, judgeing by the current response some of us may well be blind by then.)
(edjogsCollared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:56,
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I shared a house with both her and her best mate at the time we started going out, and heard all sorts of stuff during their girly chats.

I think I've posted a couple of stories with her in already, but can't be arsed to look.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:10,
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