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Over the years, I've been "trading" swears with people that speak different languages than me. It always starts off innocent like...asking a French person what "f you" is in French. But after a while the conversation tends to get a little bit crazy.

That's because each country has a few swears that don't really make that much sense in English. These swears tend to be the funniest and most useful of the whole conversation. Like for instance...how would you feel if a someone told you to pull them backwards in a bird cage?

I dunno about you, but I'd probably be very confused.

So that's why I've decided to list the 100 best swears that I've encountered over my travels. Have fun...but remember to swear responsibly.

PLEASE READ: A lot of what's listed below is EXTREMELY offensive. People under the age of 18 or those without a sense of humor SHOULD NOT continue reading. Ye be warned.

100 Swears / 20 Languages:

1. JAPANESE

Busu [Extremely ugly girl]

Kintama[Golden balls]

Kisama [Lord of the donkeys]

Urusai Gakia [Shut up brat]

Pai Pai [Breasts, nipples]

2. FRENCH

Tu me fais chier [You are pissing me off]

Ttourne enculer les mouces [Go fuck a cow]

Ta mère est une salope [Your mother is a bitch]

Va te tripoter [Go tinker with yourself]

Tabarnaque, calisse de marde [Fuck, fucking shit]

3. GERMAN

Dummes huhn [Stupid chicken]

Fick mich [Fuck me]

Himmeldonnerwetter [Heaven thunder weather]

Arschgesicht [Ass face]

Schwanzlutscher [Cock sucker]

4. HEBREW

Mishugena [Freak]

Hutzpa [Balls (lot of nerve)]

Teonen al tmuna shel kalba [Do masturbate on a dogs picture]

Nod [Fart]

Noshech kariot [Pillow biter]

5. GAELIC

Is dócha nach bhfuil seans ar bith ann [I suppose a ride is out of the question?]

This uses a borrowed verb, "nik", from Arabic, which is a very strong version of "fuck." In certain parts of Paris, you can't even use this phrase ironically or jokingly, so strong is its offensiveness.

Uzhsipysk - go fuck yourselfGaidys - this one is used to call a MAN a bitchKurva - This one is used to call a WOMAN a bitch or slutPisau tave - i've fucked youNuopisa - This one is used to call a man or a woman a fuck.Pisau tavo motina - I have fucked your motherChiulpk BIBI ['i' letters are pronounced the same way as in english word 'sister'] - Suck my dickPydaras - fucking gay

The most popular swears in Lithuania are came from Russia. Here are a few examples:

Pashol nahui - go fuck yourselfDalbajobas - fuckheadzhertva - life's or current situation's victom, in a bad way off course.

As for the Italian:Some simple funny ones.Face = Jerk(Pronounced just as it looks in english.)Faccia brut = ugly face, or just ugly.Strega = witch (Also a very good Wine. ;)Also, depending where you're from, you can useFemmina, for bitch.Those words No Skuche ala Gats does have a meaning actually. It's a very very loose translation that's listed though. It's Italian, but of Neapolitan dialect, basically slang.~Wolƒ

- [I pray to god that you trip over and over your dead fathers infected dick until your mother imports a non lubricated dildo into your anemic brothers ass and making him bleed while he is watching you trough the rusted keyhole.]

the dutch swearing is all correct,some more:tyfuslijer(you've got typhus),teringmongool(sick mongol),vuile berberaap(filthy berbermonkey,used to insult maroccans)schijtturk(poop turk,common name when talking about turks)achterlijke pinguin(retarded penquin,used as a common name for muslim women)Brown knight(for gays)less than a pig(for all nonwhites)dubbeltjeshoer(pennywhore forcolored women)

Hebrew: The first two are only used in American films when someone's pretending to speak Hebrew. Never heard the 3rd one in my life (although grammatically correct...)the other two aren't really swearwords, are they?So here's some commonly used ones instead:1. Zonna - bitch2. Ben Zonna - son of a bitch3. Manyak - wanker (not literally)

This article is NICE! Come to the Philippines to experience saying it all to someone who wouldnt really bother fighting back. Its because swearing is a hobby, a way of life, a part of conversation for Filipinos.

Some of the italian is wrong like Che cazzo vuoi dalla mia palle = what the fuck do you want from my balls. Cazzo vai via stronzo = fucking asshole go away. al tuo parente morto = to your dead relative, Vai a morire ammazzato = jump to die murdered and the last one is right Figlio di puttana = son of a bitch.

Dutch: Apen naaier, isn't really used. and Ik laat een scheet in jouw richting. Isn't at all.Teringlijer is. which literally means person suffering from TB.Tyfuslijer is literally person suffering from typhoid.(we use diseases a lot)you kan also replace lijer with hoer. (lijer is pronounced lier but with a more open y-sound and hoer is hoor (as in book))Godverdomme is literally god damn me.g's are pronounced like the scottish loch. with flem)

To whoever said how funny that a thousand penises in your ass is an insult in arabic... that's because the Qur'an states that it is forbidden to be gay. Man and Woman are made for eachother, that is the way Allah desires it. If someone is gay and muslim they are often shamed from their families and kicked out from their mosque.. it's quite sad really.

In German you'd never say Dummes Huhn [Stupid chicken]- although it is gramatically correct. You'd rather say "Dumme Kuh" [stupid cow], but it's rather "soft".what is also often used- Penner [bummer, dipshit]- Wichser [~motherfucker, also literally it means s.o. who jerks off]- Arschloch [asshole]- Schlampe [Bitch]

please, enough with the indonesian and malay, no one cares. Lame stupid muslims countries. The only reason i might need to know these is when im on a big screen infront of the world declaring to detonate all islamic countries. hahahahaha. die u muslims. I;ll kill u all, and if im not killing ya, im smashing ur faces on the streets of melbourne.

futu-te-as......in sange = fuck you in your blood...in inima = fuck you in your heart...in aripa = fuck you in your wing...in suflet = fuck you in your soulget the idea?you can basically swear with any word...

In Czech, you should change a couple things..Do prd'ele!, kurva! [General curse] ,,, This really means "Up the asshole" and "whore"Also, hovno can mean dung (poo), but it's very very vulgar and mostly used as "shit" in english. Your 'dung' translation just isn't doing it...

"Faen i helvete" - Literally "Devil in Hell"shortened from "Fanden" used when you are really pissed of from something, like getting killed in a game, and usually screamed from the bottom of your lungs.

About the Dutch curses and swear words: Although "Ik laat een scheet in jouw richting [I fart in your direction]" is a correct translation, it's not something that would offended much (if at all!). If a foreigner would try to swear at a Dutch person by saying that they would be ridiculed! :P

Another popular curse is: Krijg de ...(insert disease) – get ...(disease)

Note: all the disease related curses just basically mean the same thing: you are a fucking asshole/bitch. Some people add words like “vuile” of “vieze” (both mean “dirty”) to a curse of swear word to make it even worse.

Honestly, I don't understand why people would put their two cents in and add insults to this list (comments) if they are just typing in another languages insult into a translator. Add comments to this list if you are a native speaker, not if you're some kid on Google translate.

italian (with approximative pronunciation for english speakers):Pezzo di merda (PETS-tso dee MAIR-dah): piece of shit (the mer of merda is pronunced like the mer of AmericaTesta di cazzo(TESS-tah dee CAHTS-tso: Head of dickVaffanculo (vahf-fahn-COO-lo): fuck youFatti fottere (FAHT-tee FOTE-tay-ray) or vai a farti fottere (vigh ah fahrty FOTE-tay-ray): get fuckedFottiti(FOTE-tee-tee: screw yourselfPuttana/Troia(poot-TAH-nah/TRAW-yah): bitch (note: Troia is also the name of the city of Troy in Italian. It also exists as a surname.)Coglione(cole-'YO-nay): prick, but also the singular of coglioni, a badword that means balls; the gli is pronounced like like ll in classic Castillian Spanish and Catalan, lh in Portuguese and lj in albanian and German, many other languages have this sound with different spellings, but English doesn't, the pronunciation i wrote is approximative.Palle/Coglioni(PAHL-lay/cole-YO-nee): ballsCazzo(CAHTS-tso): dickMerda(MAIR-dah): shitFottuto(fote-TOO-toe): screwed, fucked up

li mortacci tuais a dialectal expression from Rome, you should make a separate list for non standard badwords. It literally means "your bad dead relatives" and it's pronounced lee more TOUCH chee Too-ah/DOO-ah.