Just when we thought things couldn't get worse for Paula Deen...well, things got worse for Paula Deen.

But this time, it's not a company dropping her line of hams or another lost endorsement deal. Actually, there is one establishment that wants to (gasp!) hire her in the wake of her admitting to using racist remarks, then subsequently embarking on a downward PR spiral.

Look, we're not ageists over here. We think older ladies can be sexy as hell. But, IMHO, you can't be racist and sexy at the same time. (Also, Paula Deen just doesn't seem like a believable sexual temptress to us.)

Luckily, PureMature.com, the self-proclaimed "highest quality MILF website," is only offering Deen a "clothing on" role as the company spokesperson. Apparently, the gig pays six figures, no sex required.

Not a bad gig if homegirl ends up needing the dough. But as misguided as her image management efforts have been thus far, we're pretty sure she won't resort to endorsing MILF porn. Right?