Steroids:
So you're tired of being a natty huh? This won't even get you to be as big as Chad is naturally, but at least you'll look more aesthetic because muscle looks bigger on a small frame, r-right?

Fitted clothes:
Let's face it, you're not fooling anyone with that hoodie. And besides, you can't wear it to your STEMcel workplace. Normal sized clothes look like a poncho on you so proclaiming your frame is your best bet. A-at least you aren't fat, r-right?

Concealed carry handgun:
Don't kid yourself you'll never win a fist fight. No man is ever going to respect you or be intimidated by you. The least you can do is have technology to defend yourself with if it comes to that.