Ah, college. The time to experiment with sex, alcohol, and drugs in the safety of your dorm room. Or, if you're feeling brave, an Animal Collective concert. Hey, or on top of a mountain in the wilderness where you can easily get lost and a coyote will eat your brains, which is what this Colorado college student did, according to The Daily Mail. Choose your choices, INDEED.

I'm not one to talk — at a college party, the first time I ever smoked a certain illegal but immensely popular substance we shall not name (psst: crack) (just kidding), I locked myself in the bathroom, stared into the mirror and cried until a partygoer had to break in via fire escape to take a piss.

But that's why I've never touched the hallucinogenic stuff, unlike one Taylor Powers, a 21-year-old University of Colorado - Boulder student who had to be handcuffed and rescued from a mountain in Chautauqua Park after tripping balls on mushrooms, stripping her clothes off, and fighting with the two male roommates that she'd gone hiking with. Thirty-five emergency respondents came to rescue an agitated Powers after the 911 call, and she attempted to fought them off too, ultimately taken — in handcuffs — to Boulder Community Hospital for treatment.

No word on whether the two other students were also on 'shrooms at the time. Might I suggest that next time you stay in and watch Brazil? The only worse plan might have been hanging out with your parents (see: Hannah Horvath in the Girls pilot).