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There are countless songs attributed to Christmas and the Holiday Season, both traditional and contemporary, that have become “standards” and/or “classics” over the years. There are also many Christian, Spiritual and other religious songs, hymns and prayers relating to this very special time of the year. You are probably quite familiar with the majority of those. With that being said, the focus here is on comedic, novelty and parody tunes – which included the funny, the unusual, the absurd, the “anti-norm”, the hilariously irreverent, some crude, some rude, some though-provoking – some geared at children or the young-at-heart – while a few are much more adult-themed or oriented. Over the years there have been “tons” of novelty songs of these types. Hopefully this post will introduce you to a number of these that you may not have heard before or at least haven’t heard for many years. By no means is this a complete list as that would be impossible due to many regional songs or non-mainstream releases. However, this is quite a large compilation of several of these over the past several decades as well as a number of them that have been released in the past few years. There are quite a number of artists that specialize in the novelty genre that are included here.

(Check out the second list at the bottom of this post – I have included links wherever possible for more info on these artists)

Christmas Novelty Songs

A Christmas Carol – Tom Lehrer

A Cold, Cold Christmas – Stephen Colbert (2008)

A Terrorist Christmas – James & Kling (1995)

All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle – Dora Bryan

All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth – Spike Jones & His City Slickers (1948)

All You Need Is Elves – Bob Rivers Group (1997)

Another Christmas Song – Stephen Colbert (2008)

Another White Christmas – Tim Cavanaugh

Aquaclaus – Bob Rivers Group (2002)

Be Claus I Got High – Bob Rivers Group (2002)

Be Kind To The Street Corner Santa Claus – Yogi Yorgesson

Boob Job For Christmas – Virginia Kegel

Carol of The Bartenders – Bob Rivers Group (2000)

Chimney Song – Bob Rivers Group (1987)

Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late) – David Seville & The Chipmunks (1958)

Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire – Bob Rivers Group

Christmas At Ground Zero – Weird Al Yankovic

Christmas At K-Mart – Root Boy Slim

Christmas Carol – Skip Ewing

Christmas Cut-Up – Whimsical Will

Christmas Dragnet – Stan Freberg & The Daws Butler Orchestra

Christmas Goose – Stan Boreson & Doug Setterberg

Christmas Is Almost Here – The Arrogant Worms

Christmas Is Coming Twice This Year – The Hollytones (1992)

Christmas Party Song – Bob Rivers Group (2000)

Christmas Time In Hell – Satan, The Dark Prince (South Park)

Christmas Wrap – Tim Cavanaugh

Christmas Wrapping – The Waitresses (1982)

Da Christmas Trip – Da Yoopers

Damn It, I’m Vixen – Brian Beathard (1997)

Dear Santa (The Stick Song) – Sean Morey

Deck The Halls – Kukla, Fran & Ollie

Didn’t I Get This Last Year – Bob Rivers Group (1993)

Do They Know It’s Christmas (Feed The World) – Band Aid (1985)

Dominick The Italian Christmas Donkey – Lou Monte

Don’t Shoot Me Santa – The Killers (2007)

Flu Ride – Bob Rivers Group (2000)

Foreigners – Bob Rivers Group (1987)

Frosty The Dopeman – Marc Zydiak

Frosty The Pervert -

God Rest Ye, Merry Gentleman – Bob Rivers Group

Goin’ Up To Bethlehem – Bob Rivers Group (2000)

Grahbe Yahbalz – Bob Rivers Group (1993)

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer – Elmo & Patsy (1979)

Grandpa The Snowman – Sean Moey

Green Christmas – Stan Freberg (1958)

Gridlock Christmas – The Hollytones (1988)

Happy Reindeer – Dancer Prancer & Nervous (1959)

Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas – Bob Rivers Group (2002)

Here Comes Fatty Claus – Rudolph & The Gang (1982)

Here Comes Santa Claus – Gene Autry

Here’s Your Sign (Christmas Version) – Bill Engvall (1998)

He’s So Jolly – Bob Rivers Group (2000)

Ho Ho Ho (Who’d Be A Turkey At Christmas) – Elton John

Holy Shit, It’s Christmas – Red Peters

I Am Santa Claus – Bob Rivers Group (1993)

I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer – Bob Rivers Group (1993)

I Farted On Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas Is Gonna Stink For Me) – The Little Stinkers

I Met Santa On The Internet – Lil’ Hank

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus – Kip Adotta

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus – Jimmy Boyd (1952)

I Shot Santa In My Underwear – The Fools (1992)

I Want A Blow-Up Doll For Christmas - Arnie Aardvark

I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas – Gayla Peevey (1953)

I Want An Alien For Christmas – Fountains of Wayne

I Was Santa Claus AT The School House (For The PTA) – Yogi Yorgesson

I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas – Yogi Yorgesson

I’ll Be Stoned For Christmas – Bob Rivers Group (2002)

I’m A Christmas Tree – Wild Man Fischer

I’m Dressin’ Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) – Bob Rivers Group (1987)

Novelty & Parody Artist Links

As promised above, here is that list of various artists who tend to specialize in novelty/comedy/parody recordings, which include a number of Christmas themed releases. Links are included wherever possible – simply click on them to take you to that artists website or info page.