THERE Vladimir Zhirinovsky, eccentric Russian Liberal Democratic Party leader, posts a letter offering unsolicited advice "as that of an uncle to his nieces" to the Bush daughters, deriding their underage drinking as a "disappointment" and warning that he'll follow their "future life and will write letters when necessary."

HERE Jonathan Bush, uncle of President George W., writes a letter offering unconditional support to his great-nieces, deriding the ban against drinking under the age of 21 as "the worst law in the books."