Top 3 songs to cry your eyes out to
1. “Haligh, Haligh, a Lie, Haligh”
2. “Lila”
3. “Lovers Turn into Monsters”
P.S. If you don’t know who sings any of these songs then you probably don’t want to listen to them.

Top 3 ways to cure a hangover
1. Get off your ass and do something.
2. Day party. Fall asleep early and you will feel much better the next day.
3. Water and food

Top 3 bangers in Washed Up Before We Were Has Beens
1. Dan’s back big at River Pub when it was huge
2. Travis’ back big flip at the Obscura Championship pool
3. Grant’s 3 shove at Dunlap when it too was huge
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