Today's the Macy's Day Parade
The night of the living dead is on its way
With a credit report for duty call
It's a lifetime guarantee
Stuffed in a coffin 10% more free
Red light special at the mausoleum

Now to qualify: Gaming is something I love and will keep loving for the rest of my life. There are so many different experiences in the world of gaming that everyone can find something that suits them. There are AAA games with million dollar budgets and games made by a single person in his/hers spare time. There is mindless entertainment and there are puzzles that will twist your brain. Some games have you on a predetermined path through the whole experience, others let you wander around. This diversity also lets me try out a lot of different stuff, and I find new games to play all the time, and I love that.

Bears Tits Hard Mode is such a perfect description of this game, especially when you get a place in the middle of nowhere.
Right now I'm on a vacation point with one sign in an asian language, no english, nowhere to go. Fuck.