I love my job

Every payday is "Paychecks and Doughnuts" day. They buy about 12 dozen doughnuts, bagels, spreads, orange juice, coffee, other things I don't remember... That friday morning for about an hour is free time, just hang out and talk with your co-workers.

Unlimited sick days, for you or your family.
For a staff of 8 in the MIS department: A training budget of 80,000 USD! I go to whatever classes I want!
My boss is buying me a new PC: PIII 667, 133MHZ Tyan MoBo, 20GB HDD, Voodoo 5, 128MB RAM!
It is okay to play games at work, as long as the work gets done and it isn't too egregious(don't let the VP catch you, in other words).
A refrigerator fully stocked with tasty beverages.
My work PC is a PIII 600, 256 MB RAM, 2x TNT Ultra 2 running a 19" monitor on the left and a 17" moonitor on the right!

I have 8GB of mp3's availible to the MIS department from our Intranet!