Lessons for non-elite flyers (DEAD SRS)

If you want travel advice on how to best get through security lines or get upgraded this is the place to ask. Hotel and rental car questions ok. In the meantime please follow these instructions for common curtesy:

1. Don't stand on moving sidewalks like its a Disney ride
2. Don't block the jet bridge if you're in group 5 and first class hasn't boarded yet
3. Don't bring smelly food on the plane
4. Don't hang stuff off our shoulders when walking down the aisle on the plane when boarding. You hit people in the head
5. If you are fat, don't expect the person next to you to keep the armrest up
6. Wait until the rows in front of you have exited before bowling in front of them
7. If on a small plane, don't recline your seat
8. If you are on the aisle, don't complain when someone inside has to take a leak
9. Don't let your kids act like assholes
10. Don't crowd around the luggage belt. Stay 5 feet back until you see your bag