Song: P.R.I.V.A.C.Y by Stella & the D.E.L.E.T.E.R.S

Stella, our go to singer, has just unleashed another protest song. This time she’s demanding the return of her data footprint… and she’s not doing it quietly (please don’t delist us).

My Facebook page is six years old and knows all about meIt’s been my friend through thick and thin, I’m sure we’d both agreeI share things like L.O.V.E and what’s for my T.E.ABut I realise now I’ve said too muchIt’s time to call it a day

My P.R.I.V.A.C.Y is important today Me and my D.A.T.A will be going awayI love my friends and all their P.I.Cs, uploaded on the fly,But Facebook, I’m taking back my P.R.I.V.A.C.Y

I’ll be lost at Christmas timeAnd on my next birthdayNow that D.E.L.E.T.E is swiftly underwayYou monetized all our detailsAnd most people cannot tellSo Zuckerberg and his smug faceCan rot away in hell

My P.R.IV.A.C.Y is important today Me and my D.A.T.A will be going awayA ten year data footprint is enough to make me C.R.Y And now I must delete it for P.R.I.V.A.C.Y

I’ve just shut down my TwitterYouTube is out the doorMy footprint is shrinking but I still have to do loads moreG.O.O.G.L.E still knowsAll of my online trendsAnd all of my online passwordsAnd all those of my friends

Will this footprint last forever? Where should I send my pleas?I fear these tax avoiders will keep me on my knees?So I’ll spell out K.E.Y.W.O.R.Ds randomly In a vain attempt to try and fool G.O.O.G.L.E

My P.R.IV.A.C.Y is important today Me and my D.A.T.A will be going awayA ten year data footprint is enough to make me C.R.Y And now I must delete it for P.R.I.V.A.C.Y