Fuzzy Promotional Artwork for the Danny Trejo Epic Machete Kills

Anyone who knows me understands my weird love for Danny Trejo. People like to pick on me about it, claiming that I have some sort of “man crush” on the guy. And maybe I do. I try not to think about it. Even if I didn’t enjoy the Trejo’s work as much as I currently do, I’d still say that “Machete Kills” has the potential to be extremely cool. The first one is a classic in my book — it was the first film I purchased on Blu-ray — so I’m understandably excited about the sequel. Below you’ll find the first bit of promotional artwork for the film. It may be a little on the fuzzy side, but at least it’s clear enough to enjoy.

If you missed it the first time around, here’s the synopsis:

The new film finds Machete recruited by the U.S. Government for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man. Machete must battle his way through Mexico to take down a madman cartel leader and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war across the planet with a weapon in space. Machete takes on an army in an effort to dismantle a plan for global anarchy.

Did you miss “Machete”? If so, take a gander at the trailer embedded below. You may not understand my love for Danny Trejo, but at least you can enjoy the majesty of “Machete”.