That guy would easily have had enough time to think to himself, "Well, Gerry, you're not gonna be weaseling your way out of this one," and then have his entire caravan-infested life flash before his life two or three times. He'd have been bored stiff.

And afterwards, he dusts himself off, because he has a caravan and nothing exciting ever happens when you have a caravan. He has no idea what real danger even is.