George Bush Funny and Humorous Joke

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1. Bush & the Blackboard

George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on politics. First he asked the kid to write “The President” on the blackboard. Then Bush asked the child what he thought the President should accomplish and the child replied, “Protect the environment and clean up the air.”

Dubya countered, “Why should the clouds be white and the water be blue when they could be all kinds of cool colors? Is that so terrible. Can’t we agree on it? Can you spell “Is” and “We”?

The boy spells out “Is” then “We” on the blackboard.

“My friends at the oil companies can make chemicals to make trees tall. If fact, they already did. Can you write, “tall” and “did”?

The boy writes the words on the blackboard.

“Now young man, what have you learned from your talk with the President?”

The boys stands up and reads what he has written on the blackboard aloud: “The President is we tall did.

2. George and Moses

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

George W. approached the man and inquired, “Aren’t you Moses.”

The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.

George W. positioned himself more directly in the man’s view and asked again, “Aren’t you Moses”.

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

George W. tugged at the man’s sleeve and asked once again, “Aren’t you Moses”.

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, “Yes I am”.

George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, “The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness”.

3. Killers for Gore

Very Interesting

Draw your own conclusions..

Counties won by Gore: 677 Counties won by Bush: 2,434

Population of counties won by Gore: 127 million Population of counties won by Bush: 143 million

Square miles of country won by Gore: 580,000 Square miles of country won by Bush: 2,427,000

States won by Gore: 19 States won by Bush: 29

Professor Joseph Olson of the Hamline University School of Law in St.Paul Minnesota has produced another interesting new statistic. Professor Olson looked up the crime statistics for all of these counties and came up with this:

Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Gore: 13.2 Average Murder per 100,000 residents in counties won by Bush: 2.1