Lavi finally confesses to Kanda and is corresponded. But Kanda is trying to avoid physical contact with him. So Lavi becomes curious as to why and gets it going only to find out that he is, in fact, a she. Lavi/Female!Kanda DROPPED

Lavi/Female!Kanda
(Pretending to be a boy)Lavi confesses to Kanda and is corresponded.
But Kanda keeps avoiding any physical contact and denying Lavi his...
needs.
So Lavi corners the samurai and gets it going only to find out that
he is, in fact, a she.Hurt/Comfort!Sex

forgot...
AND KANDA IS A PURE WHITE VIRGIN

*sigh*
I couldn't pass this up. It might be longer then my other stories
just because of it being a multiple chapter thing. (my first)

I
plan on making every chapter 1000 or so words just because I'm lazy
and will probably update pretty often.

Complicated.

It
was all Allen's fault. Had he not been so set on playing truth or
dare, he wouldn't be doing this. Bookmen weren't supposed to have
feelings, much less talk about and express them. Bookman would kill
him, after he was already dead of course. But lets start from the
beginning.

"Hey
Lavi, me and Lenalee are playing truth or dare. We need at least one
more person to play, up for it?" And how could anyone resist
Allen's cute little charms? Right. He had work to do.

"Sorry
Moyashi-chan! But Panda has me doing tons of reports. Maybe next
week?" Oh no. That boy wasn't going to take no for an answer.

"But
he's on a mission! You can spare an hour, can't you?" The power
of his eyes increased tenfold, "Besides, Kanda's gonna play!
Don't you wanna humiliate him?"

Lavi's
eyes seemed to twitch, "Well, if it's just an hour…"

And
there he was, playing truth or dare.

"Lenalee,
truth or dare?" He asked.

"Hmm,
truth!" They decided not to make fun, considering she was brave
enough to go first.

Lavi
thought, "How many guys have you made out with without your brother
knowing?" Sure, call it sexist, but he was taking pity on her for
being the only girl there.

She
smirked, "Too many to count!" She giggled, "My brother doesn't
know about any of them!" She paused, looking around their small
circle at the rest of the faces, "Kanda, truth or dare?" How they
had ever got Kanda Yuu to play truth or dare (or even sit with them
for that matter), Lavi would never know.

"Che."

"What
was that, Kanda?" Lenalee asked teasingly.

"Truth."

Lenalee
smiled, "Do you like someone that's at the order?" Lavi's
heart sped up, surely he had to have an interest in someone.

"Tch."

"Kanda,
you promised me you would play. Samurai's don't go back on their
words, now do they?"

His
eyebrows twitched, "No."

"You're
not allowed to lie, obviously." She added, "Are you really that
mean, Kanda?"

"Yes."

"Yes
to what, Kanda?" Allen asked after a second.

"Baka
Moyashi. Yes to the question." He was clenching and unclenching his
fingers now.

"There
was two questions. You have to specify which one you answered."
Lenalee nodded silently from across Allen.

Kanda
scowled, "The first question. The truth question that Lenalee
asked."

"Oh,"
Lenalee said, "That's so cute Kanda! Who is it?" She was being
completely serious. No hint of teasing in her voice whatsoever. Allen
stifled a chuckle as Lavi awaited the answer.

"You
only get one question." Lenalee frowned, "Moyashi… truth or
dare?"

"It's
Allen, BaKanda!" He smirked, "I pick dare."

Lavi
watched as Kanda's gaze drifted towards the corner and the plant
occupying the space. Slightly amused, he looked back at Allen, "Go
eat the dirt in that pot." He pointed towards the corner.

Allen's
jaw dropped, "You can't be serious. Kanda, that's disgusting!"
Kanda shrugged. Lavi didn't miss the pleading look Allen sent
Lenalee after a minute of staring at Kanda. And for the first time
that night, he spoke up.

"A
dare's a dare, Moyashi-chan!" He smiled and lifted the boy to his
feet before pushing him towards the corner.

Allen
smirked, "I dare you to lick the bottom of Kanda's bare foot."
Kanda's eyes snapped up as he watched the Moyashi smirk.

"No
fucking way."

"Yuu-Chan…
a dare's a dare. You made Moyashi-Chan eat dirt, it's only fair…"

"You
don't care, Usagi? I'd rather eat dirt then let you do it."

Allen
was already holding Kanda's arms behind his back and Lenalee was
undoing his boot and sliding off his sock. "You can't be
serious!" He barked, "That's the most vile thing I've ever
heard!"

"Lovers
do it in bed all the time." Allen whispered from behind Kanda as
his cheeks flushed slightly.

"Yuu-Chan,
it'll only take a second. Just hold still." He gingerly took his
bare ankle into his hands and got on his knees as Lenalee smiled.
"Alright…" He whispered, running his fingers from his toe to
heel, noticing how soft his feet were. Kanda thrashed at the arms
restraining him. He moved his face closer, poking his tongue out and
hesitantly running it along the line he'd already traced, slowly.
Kanda tried to kick him, but Lavi kept a firm grip. He stood back up.

"See,
Yuu-Chan? That wasn't so bad." Sure Lavi would have done to
someone else had he been dared to, but he was happy it'd been
Kanda.

Kanda
cursed, both in Japanese and English as he angrily put his boot back
on. "Lavi, it's your turn again," Lenalee said happily.

He
smiled, "Moyashi-Chan? Truth or dare?" Allen, having learned his
lesson, picked truth. "Have you ever groped Lenalee?" They both
blushed before Allen gave a sheepish 'yes'.

"But
it's not what you think! We were on a mission and I was telling her
not to go past me!" He defended.

"Right,
right. Sure, Allen," Lavi laughed.

"My
turn!" Allen huffed, "Lenalee?"

She
grinned, "Dare."

Allen
thought. Then thought some more. Being the gentleman he was, he
couldn't bring himself to ask the girl to do anything horrible. He
sighed and looked away from the other boys.

"Lick
the table."

She
blinked, "That's it?" He blushed and nodded. She shrugged and
bent down to lick it. "Alright. Well, it's my turn again." She
smirked, "Kanda, who do you like?"

He
didn't bother to look up, "Tch. I don't believe that's a yes
or no question."

She
pouted, "Tell us anyway." He didn't. "Fine. Is that person
sitting here with us?"

His
eyes opened, "Tch."

"That's
not an answer." She sighed.

"Yes."

She
smiled again, "Now that it's out there, I think you should just
tell us. I mean, considering there's only three of us and I'm the
only girl." He stood up violently and stormed out of the cafeteria.

She
sighed, "Well, that didn't go to well."

Lavi
raised an eyebrow, "That?"

"Yes.
That.
We- Lavi, we think you like Kanda. Correct us if we're wrong, but
we think you do."

Lavi's
face flushed, "I- is it that obvious?" They nodded.

Meanwhile…
Kanda was standing in the hallway. Listening. And blushing
profoundly.

"We
were just trying to help." Allen added, "We figured you're
never say anything by yourself, so we're here if you want out help.

"H-hey!
I was looking to Lenalee for help but you ended up forcing me
anyway!"

"Sorry
about that Moyashi-Chan, I might have spared you if I knew."

"Yeah,
whatever. I get to dare you one more time though." Lavi raised an
eyebrow, "I- we dare you to go tell Kanda how you feel." Lenalee
silently nodded as Lavi's jaw dropped.

"You
can't be serious. That won't help either of us. He already
doesn't like me."

"We
don't care. Go try or we'll do it for you."

"I-
I don't really know if I…." Kanda had stopped listening and was
striding down the hallway as fast as he could, face still flushed. He
wouldn't let Lavi say that. Never. He entered training room number
two and sat, did NOT hide, behind one of the fake rocks.

That
wouldn't happen.

Truth
or Dare. End.

Alright,
well I don't like this at all. If you don't like this, ignore
this chapter completely because the next chapter isn't a gay dgm
version of truth or dare. I really didn't want to include that in
this, but it's the only way I could imagine(in my small mind) this
happening. The Rating will eventually go up, within two chapters…

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