What if Batman broke Joker's neck at a pep rally in Ohio where the school has robot teachers that teaches in the nude, because he's a traditionalist, I mean a REAL traditionalist going back to Adam And Eve's time. That's an REAL old school motherfucker. But then people around the world dress up like Spartans and take turns to fuck eachother in the ass because there was a lot of Man and Child sex relations in that time(look it up). I imagine a movie where a Spartan fighter got into a portal and tried to live life in 2018. He tries to have sex with kids and gets thrown in jail, then slays all the prison mates with a sharp sword. He is broken out of jail by a 1500s jestor that used to entertain the king, then tickle his balls, to a point the laughter woke up an old ancient god that used to put baking soda on the balls of mentally ill children of the 19th century, where their descendants are every politician today