Recall Notice all units

Recall Notice all units: The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been identified as “Subsequential Internal Non-morality,” more known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
(BEST Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!
– GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail’!

Because HE Lives!

Recall Notice all units

After many years working as a mariner and sea captain I began tinkering with early web design and linux web hosting servers whilst on leave. It turned into a post maritime career option. I now serve as a Co-Elder in a Church family situated in Central Highlands of Victoria Australia. Comments are enthusiastically welcomed below via the "Leave a Reply" form. PS. I am still tinkering....!

6 Responses

Very funny and true. One adjustment however. The number to call for adjustment should not be limited to prayer. Many have thought that if they would just pray to the Lord then he and they would take care of things without any other human intervention. the thing that is needed is submission to the servants of God and the present truth that is coming through them. Without this there will be NO REPAIR OF THE UBIQUITOUS DEFECT that has become the hindrance to God’s purposes in the earth.
John Boney

Awesome! We need to take all the defect machines from India to our Inventor/Manufacturer to repair and restore for the the Kingdom extension. India is full of defected machines running with defected OIL making noise without Grease and Lubrication all the bolts and nuts were rusted, brokened, just a Junk. India! Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand!

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