We wish Greeny a speedy recovery, but at least he'll be an expert on the newest clubs hitting the market this year by the time he's feeling 100%.

At worst, he'll pick up some tips on sand shots, learn to perfect his posture, and study the Golf Digest 50 (Ron Sirak's annual ranking of golf's top money makers). Greeny's handicap in 2008 was 17.5, so there's definitely some room for improvement.

According to his Q&A with Matt Ginella in 2008, Greenberg is addicted to two things: golf and the New York Jets. We all know golf can be frustrating, but there's no comparison to being a Jets fan. Better keep working on your short game, Greeny.