Sock Ruh Tease:Uh oh, Joe Biden seems to have helped A-Rab Muslins. This would be a sign that Obama is planning to install Sharia Law, but I am not a crazy redneck.

"I need to take time off work for the, uh, rally," doesn't sound nearly as official as, "Excuse me Ms. manager, but the V-POTUS has offered to drive me to the rally in his car. if I can get the evening off." What evil bastard wouldn't give a kid the night off for that??