TG: ok im inEB: in where?TG: the mediumEB: oh, already?TG: what do you mean already shit took 4 goddamn hoursEB: huh, i guess time flew by while i was doing other stuff.EB: how did it go?EB: with you and jade i guess?TG: i dont want to talk about itTG: imagine the worst day of my lifeTG: just stood up and clinked a glass like it was about to give a speechTG: then took a shit in my dinner and passed out with its pants downEB: ew dog! ewwww!TG: yeahEB: so nasty! gross dude!!!TG: stfuTG: what are you doingEB: i'm in a rocket pack and i am about to blast off into space.TG: okEB: it should be sweet.TG: i need some adviceTG: my kernelsprite which was this brainless feathery asshole with a sword in itTG: turned into this bigger like ghostly feathery assholeTG: with a sword in itTG: it seems to want me to prototype it againTG: not sure what to doEB: hmm...EB: have you asked rose?TG: shes asleep for some reasonEB: wow, really?TG: yeah i saw her thereTG: all tuckered outTG: like she got smacked in the face with a pillow case full of the snooze wizards beard danderTG: cause obviously its fuckin prime time for swiping some shuteye about nowTG: like a few hours into her magic stupid questTG: anyway what do you thinkEB: i don't really know, i mean...EB: it's supposed to be like your ghostly spirit guide or something.EB: unless you have the remains of a wise old dead grandparent lying around, i'm not sure what to tell you!TG: ok fine butTG: it seems to be suggesting something hereTG: andTG: i guess im kinda weirded out by its suggestionEB: i don't know, just do what it says!EB: it knows stuff about the game, so it probably knows better than i do...EB: i gotta go!EB: gonna blast off to the seventh gate.EB: and, uh, win this game i guess.TG: ok well it definitely sounds like youre fucking something up over thereTG: but alright laterEB: later.

Here is a quick look at the way this project has been shaping up. Whew, that is a nice looking game! Not going to lie, I am on some big time tenterhooks in anticipation of this release. I've actually started doing stunts on the tenterhooks, flipping around on them wildly, like a gymnast. It's an astounding spectacle of physical endurance and might. Sorry you can't check this out, it's absolutely unreal.

What else have I been up to? I sense that this has been being wondered about. Some I suspect wonder about the epilogue I mentioned, which I have been making some notes on here and there. But otherwise have been deferring in favor of attention to ~other projects~ which strike me as more pressing. It will be gotten around to. If you are wondering which of these projects may be related to Homestuck, I did have some "post-canon content" planned for later this month. That is as specific as I can be for now. Tune in here, let's say, a couple weeks from now.

The project that has occupied the lion's share of my professional time is one that you will understand completely why I have prioritized, when you eventually see it. Arguably it will prove to be the only relevant work of art in human history. I don't wish to give anything else away, or delay your experience of this unprecedented triumph of the human spirit. So instead I will light a fire under my ass, and attempt to deliver the content I know you have all been craving.

What else to report? Hmm. I know that usually the passage of time for creative individuals is tracked by the hours they spend which ultimately contribute to creative products which may be consumed. It is far from true that all of my hours this year have been applied that way. Suffice to say I've been on some strange adventures. I doubt I can do any of them justice here, in a newspost which is rapidly running out of words I'm willing to type. At one point I was thrown out of a stable. I've probably said too much already. Well, see you next time.

The final Homestuck album Volume 10 has been released. More fantastic music by many familiar names who have contributed to the comic over the years. Thanks to all who came together to make this. It's a great way to cap off an impressive discography, now standing at 27 albums.