A cow gave birth to 3 calves, the first one asked her mom "why did you name me Daisy?" The mother cow said "because a daisy fell on you when you were born" The 2nd cow asked "mom why did you name me Tulip?" The mother cow said "because a tulip fell on you when you were born" The 3rd cow then said "/insert strange un-human noise here/" The mother yelled and said "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK."

Can't remember what the joke was. But it was about the moon and the sun. :| My friends and I were walking just outside our school and the sun was really bright and it was freaking hot outside, then one of them said something about the moon... and the sun? Then all of us stopped talking and apparently stopped walking because of that. We were like, "Huh?" and he got all awkward after that. So we laughed at him not because the joke was funny but because it was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo LAME! He gets embarrassed every time we mention that. :))