I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.

Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!

That's nasty J! I don't know how I got away from not getting my ears fucked up. I don't use ear guards, and I've taken many an elbow and punch to them.

I've got some normal looking ears.

Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel

"Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

I don't know how this picture ended up on my phone, but I think my girlfriend took it. It is probably date Sept-Oct 2009 when I was last in training.

Mock if you dare, I need to cut my hair!

Obviously you are going for the 'mangled' award.

As such, the score is inversely proportional to the size of the ear hole remaining 'open'. If the cauliflower seals off your canal completely, that would be a 10.0. If you still have more than adequate hearing, that would be a 1.0.

The photo does not allow me to make an accurate measurement so I'll have to give you a 4.0/10.0 due to incomplete information.

You can resubmit another photo from another angle if you would like a revised score.

Bonus points in the 'mangled' score can be earned if one of the 'cauliflowers' resemble a celebrity, living or dead or a letter of the alphabet (letter 'O' excluded).