I know what makes my blood boil

I had to have a monitor on for the past 24 hours. The results were up and down like a whore’s drawers.
Rushing around doing breakfasts in the pub and dropping a fried egg at 07:30; BP fairly high
Ranting at the self-appointed, self-important chair of the Chamber of Trade; BP off the scale.
Being woken with a shock by the machine at 3am; Bit of a jump
2 pints and a quick bottle of red just prior to the 9pm fasting blood test deadline: BP perfect.
So, feet up and pissed appears to be the answer to a healthy life....until I get the blood test results back of course.

"Self obsessed", yes. "Wanker"; well certainly not while wired up to the truth machine!
"Get on with life" - The alternative is unthinkable
Thanks anyway sid. Nice to see you on this side and hope the hangover is not too bad. pip pip