Oh my God, I just listened to some of the samples from that album over at Amazon and I am laughing my ass off. It kind of sounds like the Eels, but bad. Hysterically bad. I see the appeal. It's like the Star Wars Christmas Special.

I see that Pennsylvania has a new slogan, "You can't make a wrong turn in Pennsylvania". The previous two were real winners. First was "You have a friend in Pennsylvania" commissioned after a consultant study found the state dead last in perceived friendliness. Then came "America starts here" (Please note the tense). I saw the sign entering from several different states, each of which i had previously believed to be part of America.

My adopted state of Virginia has had the same simple slogan for a long time: "Virginia is for Lovers". That's a welcome!

It's true, you cannot make a wrong turn in Pennsylvania. I suppose the nuptials nixed your potential cross-country commenter meet-up extravaganza road trip last summer. But I'm still pulling for a stop by Philadelphia. Next year? Is that Google map still in existence?

It's because the [deleted] Pennsylvania Turnpike doesn't have any exits. It's seriously like you go from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh with about three exits. Heaven help you if you miss your turn and are low on gas... (ask me how I know...)