Today’s Installment Of ‘Decay Of Western Civilization’ Comes From Adam Levine

We’ve covered some heavy stuff today. It began with Game of Thrones, then Boardwalk Empire, then The Walking Dead, and, finally, American Horror Story, four of the bloodiest TV shows ever, outside of that episode of Roseanne where Darlene gets her period. Alas, things are no less intense in the SHOCKING comments a certain Voice judge made about a certain famous butterball (CEE LO HATES HELLRAISER?!?!?).

After describing the show as an atrocity, the singer proceeds to drop a few f-bombs. “That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened. It’s complete f*cking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. F*ck those people. You can put that in the magazine: F*ck those idiots. They’re just the worst. Sorry, I’m so sensitive to that — like, I don’t know, man, it’s upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, “F*ck THOSE PEOPLE.” (Via)

When asked to respond, the whole world commented, “‘Moves Like Jagger‘ is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s Ever. Happened. It’s complete f*cking ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your ears. F*ck Maroon 5. You can put that in the magazine: F*ck those idiots. That song is just the worst. Sorry, I’m so sensitive to that — like, I don’t know, man, it’s upsetting. Just to clarify, I said, ‘F*CK THAT SONG…,” the whole world takes a long, dramatic pause, “…AND ESPECIALLY THAT F*CKING WHISTLING.”

Sure, Honey Boo Boo is awful, but so is American Idol, The Voice, The Amazing Race (white people), and most of network TV. For every one episode of Breaking Bad we have to suffer through 500 hours of bullshit.

I’m not exactly a Marron 5 fan (not at all in fact), but I like Adam Levine, he seems like a pretty cool dude. And he’s kind of right, Honey Boo Boo is the worst. Fat people are the worst anyway. Except John Goodman, he’s cool too.

Oh my god, finding out that “Moves Like Jagger” song is Maroon 5 only makes me want to punch Adam Levine more. No shit, I figured it was Justin Beiber.

To be fair, I’ve been giving Levine dismissive wanking motions ever since he said that thing a few years ago about how when the power went out he and his girlfriend sat around and drew each other naked by candlelight.