revenge on cleaning lady

i need help on getting revenge on the cleaning lady. she found weed in my drawer and called my mom at work to tell her about it. what can i do to make her life hell for her? ive made signs im going to put up in my room like ‘c’mon, just do your fucking job!” and ‘REMEMBER, you’re getting paid to clean, NOT go through my stuff. ‘ anyways any ideas that will make her quit are welcomed. thanx

— Posted by Creeper on 4:11 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

Hhahahahahaha. Those sodding cleaning staff. You could allways frame her for something. Or Just fuck the place up realy bad, and watch her franticly try to clean it up………Jesus. I’m on crack.

— Posted by Roland49686 on 4:35 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

One time this cleaning guy found so much drugs and told my mom. I made his life hell. Put a bomb in the floor cleanin unit. I mixed all the cleaning solutions up. I did so much shit to fuck up his whole business. I also tweaked around in his van.

— Posted by Darkie on 5:10 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

Dependent on your cleaning lady’s foreign nationality you could just call INS. Or if your home while she’s cleaning do stuff like follow her around stareing at her, knocking stuff(milk jug, flower pot, bottle of acid, etc.) over.

— Posted by zerogrunge666 on 5:18 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

oh man darkie that is the best idea. i thought about just sitting on my bed watching her clean and making her all nervous. but lol to the knocking over the bottles of solutions. good idea. thanx. roland thats a good idea about fucking with her stuff. maybe when shes not watching i’ll put them together. thanx alot guys

— Posted by knightmedia on 5:21 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

Fill a large ziplock with oregano and leave it on the kitchen counter. Couple it with some orange syringe caps and a small sack of dried flowers and leave it in your parents’ bathroom.

My cleaning lady was smart enough not to ask and when she found shit she kept it to herself. If she uses YOUR supplies, rather than bringing her own, sabotage the cleaning sprays (put tempra paint in the Formula 409) and short out the vacuum cleaner cord. Coat the broom brissles with oil.

-Jake

— Posted by Amazin Jecle Brother on 11:05 pm on Mar. 26, 2002

or u take the easy way and trip her sorry ass while she is vacuming the stairs. always does the trick. just leave shit lying aroung and see if she falls down a big flight of stairs and well it was an acident right??

— Posted by Analyticworm on 12:41 pm on Mar. 27, 2002

In a situation like this I would look at more of a mental form of punishment rather then physical. You see if you do anything to harm her all she will do is get a lawyer and sue your parents. I would imagine that if you have a cleaning lady your parents are pretty well off in turn so are you. Why do something that will make you lose in the long run. The chineese use to say that when planning revenge you need to dig two graves one for your enemy the other for you. What they ment was that usually you end up hurt in some form along with your enemy. What I would do is gather all of the information you can about her her family when she lives get information about family in other states also. Do you homework on her very well and when its just you and her have a calm conversation reguarding certin things in her life and how pleasant things could or couldn’t be. Another apporach I would do is find out if she has a daughter depending on her age well I am sure you can take it from there. I would not make signs or knock things over or anything like that as all that is doing is going to get your parents involved and remember you have a reason to lie on her (she got you in trouble) she doesn’t have a reason to get you in trouble. Remember all violence of any form is just a tool use it wisely.

— Posted by zerogrunge666 on 9:16 am on Mar. 28, 2002

good point. im just wondering actually about finding stuff out about her family…so you mean blackmail? and the daughter thing…im a girl. but what did you mean by that? thanx. mental punishment would work better.