‘We are tired of war’ say Brits

A survey carried out by the BBC reveals a growing number of people living in the UK feel attacks against the citizens of Afghanistan are becoming increasingly justified.
The poll found 87% of people living in the UK would much prefer it was Afghans who were getting blown to pieces every day rather than the imperialist invaders who were there trying to protect them from their murderous brothers.
The survey of 99.9% of UK citizens also found that people were far more concerned about our troops returning home safely than they were about some ungrateful prick with a donkey getting shredded by an IED left on the roadside by his neighbour.
UK citizens were also found to be far more concerned about the economy here at home than they were about Afghan security and would be quite happy to settle for a return to Taliban rule.
When asked if they would be happy to enter into negotiations with Taliban leaders once we know who they are, most UK citizens replied ‘once we know who they are why don’t we just shoot them?
Many Afghans would like to open talks with the Taliban but realise once they have had their tongues cut out by their brothers it would be difficult begging for mercy and so continue to let NATO forces take a hit. For now they are happy to see UK forces being butchered trying to protect them but are busy behind the scenes preparing to switch their allegiance once the UK armed forces have had enough of sending our troops to the slaughter.