It is a time of fear in the face of freedom, a time of an emptying country and swelling cities, a time for the widening of previous roads and the opening of new paths, yet a time when these paths are mined by knowing algorithms of the all-seeing eye. It is the time of the warrior's peace and the miser's charity, when the planting of a seed is an act of conscientious objection. These are the times when maps fade, old landmarks crumble and direction is lost. Forwards is backwards now, so we glance sideways at the strange lands through which we are all passing, knowing for certain only that our destination has disappeared. We are unready to meet these times, but we proceed nonetheless, adapting as we wander, reshaping the Earth with every tread. Behind us we have left the old times, the standard times, the high times. Welcome to the irregular times.

Less Crack Use By Puppies in California!

I say that it’s about time. As if it isn’t enough that these juveniles are getting free kibbles every day as a handout, they have apparently been doing the most addictive form of cocaine. It’s as if they think they’re going to be puppies forever, without any concern about the morrow, and their responsibilities to society.

It’s sad that it ever came to this, but I am glad that finally someone has taken a firm hand with those puppies, and started to get them into drug treatment programs, preparing them for the workplace instead of…

Liberal Buttons, Political Bumper Stickers and Sweat-Free Shirts

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