Oral Survey #24

note: one of the nastier titles, don't yas think? I dunno, its just
something about seafood. Or crabs. Wouldn't you think that people
would have minds enough of their own to be able to ask to be taken
off the ORAL SURVEY list as soon as they realized they just aren't
cool enough for it before i assure them that it's o.k? Rather then
'suffering' silently until I say its fine not to recieve the gift
of ORAL SURVEY? That's what i would think. Guess not. Crabs.

a) applied to furniture
b) inhaled
c) restored to a glossy sheen
d) restored to the throne
e) spread on bagles
f) used with the appropriate applicator

4. Why ask why?

5. Are you stoic or epicurean in nature?

6. The least savory name for cigarettes is:

a) Camel
b) Kool
c) butt
d) Jimmy
e) Mr. Mentholated

Thank you for participating in ORAL SURVEY. Please come again.
#144 "See what it takes to get the lifeguard to blow the whistle."
--Life's Little De-struction Book
another note: If you are reading these destructive hints and are usually
able to say 'hey, I do that!', you are a genuine-like cool person.