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OK. It took me about 15 minutes or so to get over the fact that Ohio State won’t be playing in this year’s NCAA championship tournament, thus killing the potential for enduring a fourth bitter major-sport title-game defeat in the last 16 months.

Know what helped? It’s time for the Third Annual Uncle Crappy NCAA Final Four Challenge.

I’m hoping we have some new players this year, so let’s take a second and go through the instructions, in handy list form:

As always, you’re encouraged to supplement your picks with whatever explanations or smack you feel like tacking on. Get your picks to me by noon Thursday — when the first-round games begin — via email, comment or smoke signal, and I’ll have them all posted here Thursday afternoon for everyone to see.

The best parts? It’s free! And we’re competing for Fabulous Prizes,* hand-selected by Uncle Crappy!

And so we’re all clear on one thing — Juan, oh he of very little basketball knowledge or interest, will be entered against his will again this year, using the picks of Phil’s Mom. If you don’t know about Phil’s Mom, here’s an explanation from a year ago:

Now — what’s with this Phil’s Mom thing? Uncle Crappy’s infatuation with Tony Kornheiser is well-documented, and the mother of Phil “The Showkiller” Ceppaglia, who served as the producer for Kornheiser’s radio show when it was on ESPN, has been a fixture during tournament time for several years. She’s usually relied upon to provide a little comic relief, because she knows absolutely nothing about basketball, but last year, Phil’s Mom shocked the world by picking George Mason to win it all. GM nearly did, making it to the Final Four and making Phil’s Mom nothing short of a folk hero.

If you have other questions, please feel free to get in touch. If not, get your entries to me by noon Thursday, and we’ll get the fun underway.

The 18-year-old boy had never spoken a word in his life, and everybody assumed he was mute. Then, years after his parents had given up, the teen was sitting at the kitchen table when he said, “Mom, the soup is cold.” The mother drops a dish and gasps in disbelief. “If you can talk so well, why haven’t you spoken before now?” she asks.