[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Banzai CEO get's jailed...Twice!Extra extra,Read all about it!A competitors fate,makes the Constipator wait,until an arrest makes the competitor late!

Today was the start and possibly the end of the stupid attempt at a magazine, "Banzai" by a rather troublesome troublemaker. He seems to like pissing off the Law, so much so that he actually rammed an under-cover police vehicle with his own excuse for a getaway car.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]Obviously that doesn't stop officers shooting the fuck out of this sorry little bastard and arresting him.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Just to add to injury, he got arrested later the same day in what looked like a carcrash. The police were rather brutal to them here, not being hasty to use tazers and pistols like water guns. and leaving the CEO's vehicle in a worse wreck than it already is.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.][You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

That's all there is today. I honestly don't think this "Banzai" business will ever be sucsessful under the hands of this twelve year old brained self-proclaimed CEO.

That's all for today. Have an illegally parked Police Towtruck.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

With Banzai under the hands of this maniac,you might as well stick to my articles![Brought to you by: The Constipator]

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*Kevin notices the paper and decides to take one and look through it**Kevin regornizes himself**Says:* Hey! that was me with Kiro.. how did they made a picture of this?They took me and Kiro to police house.And where did they put Kiro?

*Decides to take the paper with him for a while and finally gives it to a random guy*

*As Alucard walks by the box thingy he stops and picks up the newspaper,reading the front page twice.*

''Oh my,people nowadays can't get any more valuable or interesting news this ?''

*Drops the newspaper and continues walking towards home*

((Hurr, at least it's better than reading Banzai. No one else does news around here, and when they do, they make it about things that aren't IC, or just simply suck at it, because people seem to find it rather hard to waste their money for masks and taking pictures without getting revealed.))