I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

fusillade762:I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

Confabulat:fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

fusillade762:I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

I totally agree with them though.. In fact, I often use that exact same example.

I'm not a fan of watermelon. I do like watermelon flavored things though.

The problem with so many of these wild Oreo flavors is that they're sickly sweet, to the point where the cream tastes like honey. Not regular honey, mind you. Not like, Stop & Shop honey hiding in a plastic bear. I'm talking about the honey you'd find at a maw-and-paw general store in the middle of nowhere. I'd imagine it to be called something like, "Joe's Locust Wicker Hive Honey." And the label, if there was one, would be handwritten.

What's with the hate-on for real, fresh honey? Does this guy prefer high fructose corn syrup over sugar cane too?

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

Ah. This man is the pinnacle of the junk food industry's long term strategy. Not only does he eat shiat, he prefers to eat shiat and turns his nose up at the healthy food that shiat is trying to emulate. Sad.

Confabulat:fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

HotWingAgenda:Ah. This man is the pinnacle of the junk food industry's long term strategy.

EXCEPT... bananas. Bananas (specifically Gros Michel) used to taste quite a bit more like the fruit-gum-flavor-explosion you get from a candy like Starburst. Then the bananas died off on two continents in the '50s and we had to switch species.

Anything that reduces the budget funded by the heinous regime of the vile bastards hunting the stealth cocaine submarines is okey-dokey artichokey in my book.

Also, the taste of strawberries is orders of magnitude more unappealing to me than watermelon, and strawberry Oreos have been around for aeons. I think w.melon Oreos sounds interesting enough to buy at least once. Strawberries are GRODY OMG GAG ME WITH A SPOON

fugeeface:OhioUGrad: Seriously, they are missing out, how hard would it be for them to make graham cracker flavored cookies with key lime filling? Or even vanilla cookies with key lime filling?

/I expect my check in the mail

Intrigued, newsletter, etc.

For the time being until I come up with an actual recipe, you can buy vanilla "oreos" (I just get store brand) or chocolate if you prefer, lick out/scrape out the filling and use this in between:of you can put it between graham crackers......but put it in the freezer for a few minutes because it is a lot softer than the creme that comes between the cookies. Ta-da

LDM90:http://www.beyond.ca/i/grapple-grape-apples.jpg Confabulat: fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

mike_d85:LDM90: http://www.beyond.ca/i/grapple-grape-apples.jpg Confabulat: fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.