Nerd Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old nerd quotes, nerd sayings, and nerd proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.

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A nerd's brain is the most sexiest thing on this planet.

Suru

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Nerd life is so much better than regular life.

John Green

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So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? Own it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd!

Mandy Hale

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Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how cool you are.

Channing Tatum

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A true nerd knows the difference between 2-D and 3-D, and chooses 2-D every frickin' time!

Ryohgo Narita

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I read everything. I've always got a book on the go and I'm really nerdy about it, I get through books and don't remember anything about them afterwards. But I read all sorts, from classic to contemporary.

Rebecca Hall

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If you like nerds, raise your hand. If you don't, raise your standards.

Violet Haberdasher

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That's what I love about geeks, that they can call themselves a geek and be proud of it. I love that.

Doug Jones

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I will take a serious approach to a subject usually treated lightly, which is a nerdy thing to do.

Benjamin Nugent

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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.

Al Yankovic

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No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.

E.A. Bucchianeri

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Never argue with the data.

Sheen

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All the geniuses and greats are really just nerds with experience.

A.D. Posey

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That's the wonderful thing with nerds: they're enthusiasts. Not having a life means you get to love things with a passion and nobody bothers you about it.

John Burnside

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The nerds are the ones that make the films and do loads of other really cool stuff in their life.

Daniel Radcliffe

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Sitting by your side, I realised that you are the only proton whom I want to revolve and spend my lifetime, I feel, lets be the hydrogen model for the rest of our lives.

Vishal Kanhaiya

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I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is interested in.

BjÃ¶rk

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Nerds are far more interesting human in later life.

Alyson Hannigan

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Nerd. One whose unbridled passion for something defines who they are as a person, without fear of other people's judgment.

Zachary Levi

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Wit seduces by signaling intelligence without nerdiness.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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At a nerd wedding, they don't say, "I do." They say, "I accept the terms and condition.

Will Ferrell

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My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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Nerds are just deep, and neurotic, fans. Needy fans. We're all nerds, on one subject or another.

Jonathan Lethem

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Charm is the ability to insult people without offending them; nerdiness the reverse.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

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Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Bill Gates

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Oscar Wilde

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Geeks are people who love something so much that all the details matter.

Marissa Mayer

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Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sesne of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Chris Hardwick

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His nerdiness though repellant to the world, his wisdom grabbed the attention of his special one.

Shruti Bhadani

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In fact, the world needs more nerds.

Ben Bernanke

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