Specifically the Random Thought thread, which must be hosted above an ancient Micmac burial ground since it went from a light scratching on the walls around midnight back in the '00s to full-on blood leaking from the heating ducts and moaning, as if the souls of a cadre of trapped past posters were crying out in unison "free us, free us," still thinking it was 2008 when the dark vortex first pulled them in. In the beginning it was charming but now it's distracting, especially since I'm out of paper towels and the ectoplasm on the floor is slippery. The floating pig with red eyes telling my kid she's going to live here forever was the last straw but the black figure we've all seen in our mirrors is creepy too. Seriously, man, exorcism required.

Specifically the Random Thought thread, which must be hosted above an ancient Micmac burial ground since it went from a light scratching on the walls around midnight back in the '00s to full-on blood leaking from the heating ducts and moaning, as if the souls of a cadre of trapped past posters were crying out in unison "free us, free us," still thinking it was 2008 when the dark vortex first pulled them in. In the beginning it was charming but now it's distracting, especially since I'm out of paper towels and the ectoplasm on the floor is slippery. The floating pig with red eyes telling my kid she's going to live here forever was the last straw but the black figure we've all seen in our mirrors is creepy too. Seriously, man, exorcism required.