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It’s not the fact that you committed adultery, A-Rod—it’s the fact that you did it with Madonna.

Richard

You’re telling me you bought the gold chain in prison from a man named Spider?

Anonymous

Didn’t your lawyer tell you to dress up for this?

LOL1

<silence>

themadyak

*sigh* you’re dreeeamy…

Alan

Tell me, boy. Does this natural limestone wall bring out the green in my eyes?

Bitter 2L

Mr. Francis, I don’t care if she was 18 or not, she was my daughter, and now she’s on Girls Gone Wild–Best Bars in America. I will continue to violate your constitutional rights, and hold you in this hell hole of a prison.

ESI Lawyer

Son, I am so disappointed in you. I mean, really bigamy? Didn’t you learn last time?

Anonymous

“Wouldn’t you rather just do this on Montel? Well, alright. Your paternity test is back…”

Anonymous

I can’t figure out why you’re so fuzzy .

ajc

“So you’re innocent and have been wrongly accused? Yeah, I never heard that one before…”