Left of Center (Turner) and Center of Center (Phelps) are screenwriters with satirical views on random headlines of the day. As one conservative Republican puts it: "..to me, it's not funny." and "...I think it is a bad reflection overall and frankly doesn't make me guffaw."

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Bush Surprised That Poor Performance on the Job Results in Poor Performance in the Polls

Bush’s job approval ratings are slipping. Again. The latest ABC News/Washington Post poll indicates that only 47 percent of people with enough free time on their hands to take polls approve of his job performance. That is down from 51 percent last month and 58 percent in January.

What a surprise to everyone involved that being an inarticulate monkey on the job results in poor poll results.