Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early this morning after a brawl erupted on a party bus filled with his Ravens teammates, TMZ has learned. It happened after a night of partying in Washington D.C. celebrating Bryant McKinnie's birthday. ... Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl. We're told the bottle smashed over his head and he was "bleeding everywhere."

Jones has only three catches this season, but that doesn't mean you don't want him on your fantasy team.

Approximately none of this is shocking, if true, by the way.

We direct you back to a Q&A we did with McKinnie in 2009, when he was still with the Vikings, about his record label:

Q I read you had some big thing in Miami over the summer.

A Yeah, it was something called Miami Standup. It was special to the label. We wanted everyone in the industry to learn about the label. One year we had a bowling event. We had a boat party.

Q Whoa, a boat party. Better watch out!

A (Laughs) My bad! No, not that kind of boat party!

Four years after the infamous Love Boat party, our impression was that the only thing McKinnie regretted is that the Vikings got caught -- and we wouldn't even say that for sure. The man likes to party.

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