City in Southern Ontario, known for it's high ratio of Crime to Population. This is largely due to a lack of employment, restless youth, crack addiction, and a lazy police force.

It holds (or at one time held) the record for Car Theft Capital of Canada (per capita, after the prarie provinces cracked down on their rampant car jackings), Highest Teen Pregnancy rate in Ontario, Highest crime rate in Canada per capita, and "Best blooming city" for it's flower displays (in which you can often find old burned spoons and needles)

The coolest town in all of Canada. A place where you can learn to play guitar, go to the library, and buy crystal meth all on one street. The people are rude, the down town is a hole, and the high schools are breeding grounds for sluts. There's only one bookstore and the mall is shit. There are more Tim Hortons than gas stations. The kids are selfish brats, and you can get mugged walking your dog. More people smoke pot here than in Amsterdam. There are five high schools-no one counts tolgate-which are Assumption, BCI, North Park, PJ, and St. John's.

The town has limited night spots, and these spots are trashy dumps. But still, Brantford is the coolest place in Canada. You have to live here to get it.