I think sometimes? the mods create one of their secret little threads just to tantelize us because they know we can't access them.

As for the "Where's Marquis?" thread, my guess is that this thread was created because one of them was wondering (sp?) were he is nowadays. (Duz anybody know? )

The "Titles" thread I know has been discussed before, it was created so that the mods could discuss the Titles for posters who have earned customized titles. Who knowz, perhaps they were debating over one for myself?

EJ, I know more than you think about what's been going on in your basement. But what I also know, and you don't, is who helped Marquis escape. Someone will contact you soon - and if you don't want the Polizei to be involved in this filthy story, you and the other mods better be prepared to part with most of your Bowie memorabilia collections.

I am a habitual editor.....as those that hang out on "Who's Online" must know

So I've noticed. I've also noticed your posts get a lot less entertaining the more you edit them. Learn to let it all hang out.

The reverse is true of Strawman, whose posts generally improve considerably with editing or in some cases deleting. There are a few ones I've seen, for example, that had Dara seen them, I doubt he'd hold Strawman in the same esteem he does.

"Do we all think you're a bitch now? Good God no girl! The straights are all trying to gage how long before it's decent to hit on you, and the gays are thinking how wonderful, she has more time to go shopping with me!"- Ryan cheers me up

Oh doggy boy. I wish I had a pound for every piece of shit that comes out of your mouth, then I'd go out and buy a giant bouncy castle and spend hours of fun mucking about on it whilst dressed like King Arthur.

Sorry I seem to have drifted into a personal fancy of mine... anyone fancy being Guinevere?

"Life is as tedious as a twice-told taleVexing the dull ear of a drowsy man."

That was such a great mental image that I felt it deserved to be made tangible.

(That's the shit coming out of Dogz' mouth, which he is in turn hurling at you, Percy. I love the apologetic look on your face. You almost look like Gary Sinise in Of Mice and Men when he's introducing Lennie to their employer for the first time.)

Don't become a victim of yourself. Forget about the thief waiting in the alley; what about the thief in your mind? - Jim Rohn