"How can you go wrong with goat fucking?"...No truer words were ever said. No diseases, no pregnancy, no foreplay necessary, and when you are all done, you can shave them and make a coat....What else can someone ask for?

Yeah, he came through with the goat fucking. Unfortunately, his little anecdote doesn't seem to apply to our fearless leader who is constantly fucking goats and people seem to forget it. Maybe that's the secret...do it so much that it seems normal/