Digging into the vault is fun. When I was in my very early 20s, this girl who I dated and I played this celebrity lookalike game. Whenever we saw someone who looked like a celebrity, one of us would say, "Hey, there's Nell Carter" or "Don't look now, but Kirk Cameron is shopping in Target." One ...

My "dick" moment happened fairly recently while commenting on you tube. someone asked me what game it was based on and i replied...world of warcraft and dungeons and dragons, which was embarrassing enough in itself. To which I got a reply from a guy inviting me to "Get off my internet" now usually i dont react, but i did and well long story short i came off looking like a real prick. Yeah, wont be commenting on there for a very long time.

Digging into the vault is fun. When I was in my very early 20s, this girl who I dated and I played this celebrity lookalike game. Whenever we saw someone who looked like a celebrity, one of us would say, "Hey, there's Nell Carter" or "Don't look now, but Kirk Cameron is shopping in Target." One ...

This was originally written years ago, when I was still finding my personal narrative voice, and still enjoyed the beefy goodness of a slaughtered bovine creature with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. I've cleaned it up and meddled with it a tiny bit, because I can't resist meddling with thin...