By 2004, it was no secret that Beth lived near Howard Stern's Upper West Side penthouse apartment in Manhattan when they were dating. However, one would think an EXPLOSION and cave-in would result in a giant fire where the girlfriend of Howard Stern was living would get tons of press, right? Especially in the tabs like the New York Post, or the Daily News, even the National Enquirer, but funny, I could find nothing on it, yet Howard said it on the air, that Beth's apartment blew up, or did it?

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Or was Howard "Walter Mitty" Stern just making up a fantastic story to hide the fact he actually moved Beth into his penthouse in 1998?

Yes, kids, I hope you can take it, but Little Howie Stern bought his penthouse apartment in Manhattan in 1998, the year following the release of his movie "Private Parts" which was already gathering dust on the shelves of video rental stores. In a recent online interview for "HuffPost Live" promoting the Kitten Bowl, Beth blurted out she has been with Stern for 15 and 1/2 years, making that 1998.

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Yes, 2008, the year of their wedding, Beth got her own quarters beneath Stern's penthouse. Beth could then come and go at all hours of the day and night and keep up the rental of her barstool at Nobu. She would not disturb Howard preparing for his 8/hr a week radio job, or his ghostwriting duties while harassing late night talk show hosts.

Beth's apartment has three bedrooms, enough for "girl town" and to get dressed in her mom cave when she crashes some red carpet event or horns in on some TV show yelling about something feigning innocence about plastic surgery procedures.

I hope you caught her latest thick headed scrambled eggs for brains farce where she thinks she looks like a Chinese Crested dog when she barged into the Westminster Kennel Club Dog show. Beth had the nerve to trot around grabbing at purebred dogs after feeding her own purebred dog to death and stuffing it into a huge urn by her bedroom fireplace. Beth looks more like a Retriever, as she sure retrieved that wedding ring from Stern and never looked back.

I applaud the work they're doing at Beth Fan Page. Why does nobody ever ask Howard why it is that Beth's accounting of their relationship always points to a 1998 start date, while Howard maintains that they met in 2000?

I know for a fact she moved there after mid '02. I was a waitress at a lobster restaurant on the upper east side and one of a frequent guest was an interior designer. He was working on Howard's apartment, was told he had carte blanche, and was lamenting how that bitch kept changing everything behind his back. How she had no taste, but had Howard wrapped around his finger.

Here's the actual excerpt from Marksfriggin.com - in case anyone wants to look up the exact day.Howard's Show Censored Over And Over. 02/24/04. 6:00amShow opening
bits and songs included: Beetlejuice spells ''Red'' in his own way, A phony
phone call by a phony Dr. Remulac, Everclear performs ''Santa Monica'' live in
the studio.

Howard started off the show talking about this Airborn stuff that apparently
stops colds before they really get started. He said it's one of his sponsors and
the stuff actually seems to be working for him. He said he had a sore throat
yesterday and has been taking the stuff to stop it. Artie said he might have to
take it because he has a sore throat himself. Howard said it's amazing that
Artie can even walk. He went on to say that he was down in Jacksonville, Florida
during vacation and thought it was warmer than it was down there so he wasn't
dressing warm enough.

Howard said that he eats like a pig when he's sick. Last night Beth made him
some turkey burgers and he ate a couple of those. He said Beth can cook well so
Artie and Robin were wondering if he's going to get married eventually. Howard
said in his universe there's no such thing as marriage.

Howard told Robin that when he got into this pension plan he's in now, he
read that if he gets married he has to share that plan with the wife. He said
that was just another reason not to get married. He said he's already paying
until he's in his grave. Stuttering John came in a minute later and asked Howard
about a rumor he heard about Howard and Beth. John said that Gary told him that
Beth has moved in with Howard. Howard said that Beth's apartment blew up,
literally, so he let her move in until she finds something.
Howard said the floor above her in the apartment she was living in fell on
her stuff and ruined it. Howard said Beth has had a key to his apartment since
he got his dog Bianca. He's still saying that she's not technically moved in
with him though. She's going to look for a new apartment but she's staying with
him in the meantime. Howard said he has 7 years to get her out of there before
it's a common law marriage.

I'm sorry but the whole story is fucking bullshit. What the fuck does he mean the apartment blew up? Was it an explosion? Did a gas main explode? Wouldn't an explosion in a Manhattan apartment complex be big news? Then he said the floor caved in. Well which is it was there an explosion or cave in? Everything that Wiggy has ever said about his relationship with Beth is Bullshit!

I'm sorry but the whole story is fucking bullshit. What the fuck does he mean the apartment blew up? Was it an explosion? Did a gas main explode? Wouldn't an explosion in a Manhattan apartment complex be big news? Then he said the floor caved in. Well which is it was there an explosion or cave in? Everything that Wiggy has ever said about his relationship with Beth is Bullshit!