I just looked back on this. Realized how stupid it was.
You guys don't need to see. ^^

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Strength is the ability to crush a tomato
Dexterity is the ability to dodge a thrown tomato
Constitution is the ability to eat a rotten tomato
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad

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lol... I love being one-handed and annoying the spread/index players at the same time as having fun myself. This thread is a win, but anyone who doesn't play one-handed will call it a fail.
I like how a hot drink will cause "your hand to condensate"... sounds funny.
A nice light break from the sometimes-heavy dullness that often accompanies playing guides. Although it's not really sticky-able in any way, it still made me laugh, if not for the right reasons.

Great guide! A lot of small but important things.
I agree with the " Where do I put this thing?" and " Anti - Freezing." Also, the " I Suck " though I really think it depends on the person.

Now for the " VSHI " I think the opposite of the first two. In my experience I kept on playing through sharp pains whether I was tired or not. Later on I got used to it pretty quick and for stanima I say Pants, Frictional Nevada, BB Revenge, BB Evolution. The rest I really didn't find much of a problem when it came to stanima.

Other than that I tottaly agree with this, GJ Zaggy.

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5th Official FFR Tournament Scores (Division 5)

Round 1: Novo Mundo (AAA)

Round 2: 4 Chord Touhou (AAA)

Round 3: October (1.0.0.1)

Round 4: Silly Symphony (1.0.0.0)

Round 5: Hardkore Atomic (4.0.0.1)

Round 6:Blue Rose (2.0.0.0)

Round 7:La Dump (Eliminated for being lazy.)

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EA will wander into his house with twenty minutes remaining in the round, load up FFR, realize he needs to ****, go to do so, discover he's hungry, whip up a gourmet meal, return to FFR with five minutes to go, play la camp once, and missflag on the 2154th arrow because scythe of 13 is watching him

If no one gets it yet. I made this guide when I was exceedingly bored. It's not the greatest, but everything on here works for me.
@swizzy stop trolling.
@TD_Punk thanks for the opinion.
@Arkazal You're going to get serious hand problems when your trying to PA songs like Sympathizer.

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Originally Posted by devonin

Strength is the ability to crush a tomato
Dexterity is the ability to dodge a thrown tomato
Constitution is the ability to eat a rotten tomato
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad

I don't play one hand, but i still think this is a great guide :] I wish i could play onehand as well, But I'mm too lazy to learn X3

But anyways, goodjob :]

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"Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
"Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
"Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
"That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
"Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

Well, Zageron, a few things. Keep in mind this might just be me and nobody else.

This is not a complex guide at all- there are lots of things you could have added. In addition, I spot typos everywhere I look.

For the record, I dashed off approximately 1,000 games or so and I was able to FC FMO's and AAA some VD's with one hand.

Okay. You're playing with one hand as a handicap, not because it's the best option for you- that's what you're making it seem like.

When my hand is cold, I tend to have better PA. I just can't hit as fast. Now, if my hands are MOIST, that's a completely different story and I slide off and play like a worthless pile of ****.

I've NEVER held my hand flat. When I did, I sucked more. It's also never created any problems for my hand, either.

I have no loss of energy whatsoever when I play one-handed. In fact, I have more problems with energy loss and body temp (I have a health problem that conflicts a lot with my body temperature, so I can easily tell if I'm getting tired), way more, when playing 4-fingered. One-handing is very very light for me, unless I'm mashing stuff like Pants.

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What's the point of using drugs anyways? I heard they help you relax but that's pretty much it. (Not talking about medicines)

Well, Zageron, a few things. Keep in mind this might just be me and nobody else.

This is not a complex guide at all- there are lots of things you could have added. In addition, I spot typos everywhere I look.

For the record, I dashed off approximately 1,000 games or so and I was able to FC FMO's and AAA some VD's with one hand.

Okay. You're playing with one hand as a handicap, not because it's the best option for you- that's what you're making it seem like.

When my hand is cold, I tend to have better PA. I just can't hit as fast. Now, if my hands are MOIST, that's a completely different story and I slide off and play like a worthless pile of ****.

I've NEVER held my hand flat. When I did, I sucked more. It's also never created any problems for my hand, either.

I have no loss of energy whatsoever when I play one-handed. In fact, I have more problems with energy loss and body temp (I have a health problem that conflicts a lot with my body temperature, so I can easily tell if I'm getting tired), way more, when playing 4-fingered. One-handing is very very light for me, unless I'm mashing stuff like Pants.

I think it's just you. xD

But yeah that complexity crap was random. Plus, yes, my spelling DOES suck. I spend about 10 minutes going over that spell checking.

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Originally Posted by devonin

Strength is the ability to crush a tomato
Dexterity is the ability to dodge a thrown tomato
Constitution is the ability to eat a rotten tomato
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad

Okay... so I'm nearly to 3000 games. I'm FC'ing VD's and getting less than 10 misses on Challenging. I manage to get 10-35 games out of the way each day before I collapse on the floor. My score is 1.1 billion after 1.09 years of gameplay.

Strength is the ability to crush a tomato
Dexterity is the ability to dodge a thrown tomato
Constitution is the ability to eat a rotten tomato
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad