With the NFL season opening tonight, I'm not too worried about an NHL lockout.
I'll miss watching these two exchange no look backhand saucer passes though...

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What's that? Oh my goodness it's Jason Botchford's music! Now our pal Botch has been on "new parent hiatus" for the past month (congratulations to him and Mrs. Botch by the way), and if we're being honest: we've missed him greatly. Anyway enough sentimentalizing, he chimed in yesterday with a solid column on Roberto Luongo's half-naked comments to the Miami Sun Sentinel yesterday. Make sure, dear readers, to step gently over the pay-wall!

I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of the Greenmen. Partly it's because I'm an insufferable crank, and partly it's because prop comedy isn't my bag, and in my view appropriating It's Alway Sunny in Philadelphia's iconography underscores Vancouver's lack of unique pop culture. Whatever. Anyway one of them (Sully) was inducted into ESPN's Fan Hall of Fame today, which is cool I guess. We didn't cover it here, because we don't really care, but our friends (and by friends we mean bitter rivals) over at Upbeat it to Bulis have a fun, fluffy confection of a write up on the subject.

If your reading comprehension skills are at a high-school level, Pass it to Bulis' tongue in cheek stylings are supremely inoffensive. But according to this unhinged Arizona sports blog - they're pretty much the worst ever. Also rioters, because that's the standard jab to throw at Canucks fans/Vancouver residents on the internet.

GIF BREAK: With Salo no longer on the roster, the denizens of the Canucks tumblr scene like Alex Edler the best of all. Probably because he's handsome and scores sick end to end goals. (Via GreatSavebySchneider)

Thomas Drance lives in Toronto, eats spicy food and writes about hockey. He is the editor in chief of the Nation Network (a.k.a Overlord), and an opinionated blowhard to boot. You can follow him on twitter @thomasdrance.