Honestly, I know boys will be boys and sometimes the things they say should really go in one ear and out the other.

I wear a size 12-14. Depending on the pants. I am really proud of having gone from a size 16 to a size 14. So today, while at winners, my dear fiance, deliberately points out a size 0 (………seriously) pair of shorts and screams out loud “BABE! U WANNA TRY ON A PAIR OF SHORTS THAT WILL ONLY FIT ONE BUTTCHEEK???”

I almost immediately started contemplating ways to kill him, should I use a hanger, a scarf, my purse, my bare hands?!?!?!?!?

Ugh, he apologized and said “I didn’t mean it that way” right when he saw my face, or my, DEATH STARE as he likes to call it, but honestly, I wonder if he would like it if I said oh, hey can we put that tire of urs hanging from a tree for the kids of the neighborhood to come play!?!?!?

NO! Of course not, and that’s not something I would do.

So why does it make it okay just because guys are…..well lets face it……kinda dumb. LOL