With this blog posting, I am pleased to announce a totally new, high tech, environmentally friendly, productivity-enhancing service.

Based on the surprising results of a survey I conducted with 3,500 people, an astounding 87% of all laptop owners never clean their screen.

I've been working overtime to bring this new product to market and now, I am thrilled to say, it is done -- a unique, low carbon footprint, screen-cleaning service. No sprays. No static-free cloth. No muss. No fuss. And absolutely FREE to all the the faithful readers of this blog. Enjoy!