Posts tagged "sex story"

The miracle of childbirth is fairly straightforward: The baby is forced out of a screaming woman's nether parts in a moment of bloody, agonizing ... beauty? But when it comes to just how the baby got in there in the first place, people throughout history and around the world have come up with some really…

Once upon a time in 2005, there was a young lady in her mid-20's who lived in a faraway land known as New York City. This young lady was single and, as a result, was in constant pursuit of a man to be her boyfriend. She searched far and wide throughout the land for a…

You thought your breakup was bad: a German lawyer named Tim Schmidt has accused his ex-girlfriend of trying to smother him with her breasts during sex. She has been charged with "attempted murder with a weapon" ... the weapon being her 38DD breasts.

This is what happens when an employer/employee have a BDSM relationship and everything goes to shit. I'll give you a hint: it ends with a lawsuit. [Your Tango] A new study found that 23 percent US female soldiers report being sexually assaulted in war zones. Disturbing. [Newser] People are saying that…

All the reasons why Christmas is an effing sexist holiday. [The Gloss] Sex headaches are a real condition and they sound AWFUL. [Your Tango] A retrospective of the most beloved virgins in pop culture. They're not really virgins, they just play them on TV. [Tres Sugar] Here are some…

I'll let Emma Roberts' Instagram photo speak for itself. What do we think this is all about? Is this part of the James Franco performance art oeuvre? [Evil Beet Gossip] On the first day of Kinkmas, my true sub gave to me … a house slave in a gimp suit. If that interest…

A recent news expose on gym hookups is activating my germophobia like WHOA. Joel Potter, the owner of the Blue Moon Fitness centers in Omaha, Nebraska, discovered a Craigslist Casual Encounters ad, where a member was propositioning other members for oral sex in the saunas. “Looking to see if any members of Blue…

This year did not disappoint when it came to sex headlines. In 2012, I learned a lot of new and important (I'm not sure if "important" is quite the right word, but I'm going with it) lessons. I'm still trying to make sense of it all, but let's review what I've absorbed thus far. There…

There were a lot of actors and actresses who got nakey on the big screen this year. Here is the full list in case you wish to revisit any of those nude scenes. [Next Movie] This woman's Catholic upbringing made her too scared to masturbate because she thought she was going to hell.

There's some business about Charlie Sheen wanting to be Lindsay Lohan's sugar daddy. I can't bare to find out more. Do some research and let me know. [Socialite Life] Men answer the question: Do you want a cock ring for Christmas? Can't wait to read those responses. [Em & Lo] Here…

The question on everyone's mind at the moment: is Courtney Stodden purposefully trying to look like a sex robot? Also, is this what she considers tasteful nudity? [Socialite Life] Here are some tips for teaching yourself to orgasm. I like that "taking a bath" is one of the tips on this list, although…

Friends with benefits often get a bum rap. But I am happy to report that they are acing it in the condom department. An online survey, the results of which were published in the Journal of Sex Research, found that FWBs are the most likely to use condoms during sex. Of the 376 mostly twentysomething…

Courtney Stodden's new mouth has spoken and tasteful nudity, not pornography, is what it wants to do. That paper turkey is very tasteful. [PopBytes] Harvard University has approved its first BDSM club. I really hope they're not going to require all members to read Fifty Shades of Grey. [Gurl] How to…

Can we all just agree, as a society, no oral sex on public transportation? Kthx. Two couples were filmed on a New York City subway giving/receiving blowjobs in a very NSFW video posted on World Star Uncut. It's way too overacted to be real, in my opinion — or maybe I'm just not giving my…

Sorry ladies who were interested, Dolly Parton and her giant jugs have confirmed that they are not gay. [Socialite Life] A paper in China thought The Onion article, which named King Kim Jong Un as the "Sexiest Man Alive," was real. I wonder if Channing is pissed. [Newser] And the nominee…

Ellen DeGeneres got all up close and personal with Rihanna's coochie. [Stupid Celebrities] How vampires and virgins became a match made in heaven. In honor of the latest "Twilight" movie. [NY Mag/ The Cut] Learn to love his perineum and all of his other pleasure spots. [Ask Men] A…

Well, for starters, because it's dangerous and you could die like a couple in South Africa did back in 2008. Also, because you might cause train delays as was the case for a couple in Sweden who were caught doing it in a car parked way too close to the tracks. "Often when cars are…

Rumor has it that Christina Aguilera propositioned Vanessa Hudgens to join her and Matt Rutler in the bedroom and Vanessa politely declined. How dirrty. [Pop Crush] Here is some really dumb sex advice from the 1960s. One book instructs women to moan when their male partner orgasms so he feels encouraged that you…

My parents raised me with a certain set of values: 1) The sunny side of the street causes headaches, 2) Lateness is rude and disrespectful, 3) No one wants to see photos of another person’s vacation. Not, like, genuinely. Not, like, ever. Society pitched in and taught me a handful of others including the all-important:…

Please let the rumor not be true that Rihanna gave Chris Brown a lap dance at a Halloween party. PLEASE. Somehow, the fact that she was dressed as weed and he as a terrorist makes it even worse. If that's possible. [Pop Crush] Here are some rules to follow if you should ever…

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Taking a page out of those girls you went to high school with who can't stop smugly posting every detail of their perfect lives on Facebook, Lady Gaga shaded America's youngest grandma Taylor Swift just perfectly on Twitter yesterday. It all started when Jaime King's unborn child's godmother tweeted about Gaga, using the preferred…

Oh look, it's hottest DILF alive, Ryan Gosling, making a rare appearance in public grabbing lunch in LA today. And what's that I see? In addition to his perfectly worn T-shirt (that collar is stretched just so), hoodie and leather jacket, the Gos is rocking a few faint letters on his knuckles, spelling out the…