Top Five Signs the Political Media are Bored Silly

It's been a few weeks since the last primary. It will be a few more till the next one. And yet, there are still many of us (some would say *too *many, and they may be right) who are supposed to cover the presidential race all day, every day. We're searching for stories anywhere from the cheese steak stand to the bowling alley. We're starting to get a little punchy. How else to explain:

Any coverage of who Heidi Montag plans to vote for. Did John McCain really have to respond to this?

A surpisingly serious conversation about whether having to do hair and make-up is a real handicap for Hillary Clinton. I'd rather do hair and make-up than take a razor to my face any day.

Regular updates about how the candidates are faring with their NCAA brackets.