A Popular Science photographer, John Carnett, has created "The Device", which makes beer from start to finish in one very beautiful (and shiny) unit. John, who will now be known as the man that made my heart melt, even hopes to add another section that makes the beer's raw ingredients from grain. I don't know what to say about this, except I've been staring at it and crying for over an hour, trying to get an email off to John asking if he'll marry me.