New California

With the reading of their own version of a Declaration of Independence, founders of the state of New California took the first steps to what they hope will eventually lead to statehood.

They don’t want to secede from the USA, like tantrum-throwing coastal moonbats. They want to secede from California, which has fallen under the total domination of the leftist kooks infesting Los Angeles and the Gay Area.

“Well, it’s been ungovernable for a long time. High taxes, education, you name it, and we’re rated around 48th or 50th from a business climate and standpoint in California,” said founder Robert Paul Preston.

The state of New California would incorporate most of the state’s rural counties, leaving the urban coastal counties to the current state of California.

Moonbats get a state, regular Americans get a state too. Sounds fair.

Unfortunately, it will never happen. The Democrats who have complete political control of the state would have to agree to it; that is, they would have to admit they have failed to govern, give up a large part of their tax base, create two more Republican Senators, and let farmers take control of water that has been flowing into L.A. and San Francisco (or out to sea on behalf of the delta smelt).