Hal Rudnick: I'm Hal Rudnick and I'm on
the set.
(music plays)
Hal Rudnick: I'm standing here with our
director, Lee Roy Myers.
Hal Rudnick: Lee Roy, what are we shooting
here today?
Lee Roy Myers: We are shooting Golden Girls,
the XXX milf parody.
(Andrew Gold "Thank You for Being a Friend" Plays)
Hal Rudnick: What character are you
playing in the Golden Girls
XXX parody?
Raylene: I'm playing Bea Arthur's role
of Dorothy.
Hal Rudnick: Give me your best, serious
Bea Arthur face.
Hal Rudnick: Oh, don't want to get on
Dorothy's bad side.
Hal Rudnick: Sophia was the mother of the
group. She was Dorothy's mother.
Hal Rudnick: Do you feel like a mother to
these women here today?
Rachel Love: The only part of me that
feels like a mother is
Rachel Love: looking at their tits, and
thinking about sucking on them.
Hal Rudnick: Ah.
Hal Rudnick: What did you do to get into character for Blanche?
Diamond Foxx: I just pulled out the natural
me. She's stupid and slutty
Diamond Foxx: and I do pretty good at both
of those.
Hal Rudnick: That's awesome when you can
play someone you really
identify with.
Hal Rudnick: If you could talk to Betty
White, what would you say to
her or ask her.
Julia Ann: I think Betty White is
adorable. She's a hot little number.
Hal Rudnick: Totally.
Hal Rudnick: If this were a Golden Girls
episode, what's the plot of this one?
Lee Roy Myers: Vagina. Lots of vagina.
Hal Rudnick: Spoiler Alert.
Raylene: We're going to have sex.
Hal Rudnick: And plotwise, how does this
happen?
Raylene: He's a landscaping gardener.
I'm the old lady. We're going to have sex.
James Deen: The idea of a person coming
up to me and saying they're
James Deen: not a Golden Girls fan, I
might just have to punch them.
Hal Rudnick: Fuck that guy, right?
James Deen: Fuck that guy.
Hal Rudnick: If Blanche was the sex crazed
one in the TV show, in the
Hal Rudnick: porn version are they all sex crazed?
Diamond Foxx: I don't their they're as cock
hungry as I am.
Hal Rudnick: How cock hungry are you on a
scale of 1 to 10?
Diamond Foxx: In real life or in the
script?
Hal Rudnick: Both. In real life how cock
hungry are you?
Diamond Foxx: About a 15.
Hal Rudnick: About a 15. In the Golden
Girls porn how cock hungry are you?
Diamond Foxx: About a 10.
Hal Rudnick: About a 10. Okay. A little
less than real life.
Hal Rudnick: So I hear there are some
actors getting ready for a
Hal Rudnick: scene. Let's see if we can find...
(moaning is heard)
Hal Rudnick: Bea Arthur passed away not
too long ago.
Jewels Jade: My blessings to go out to her
and we miss her.
Lee Roy Myers: I don't know her, but I never
did. It'd be tough to know
her now, she's dead.
Raylene: Actually, I was a huge fan,
so it's very sad for me.
James Deen: I didn't know she was dead.
I'm a little depressed now.
Hal Rudnick: I hope you can still
get it up.
Hal Rudnick: Golden Girls. Will there be
golden showers?
Diamond Foxx: I've peed on people, but I
won't be peed on.
Hal Rudnick: A woman's got to have her
standards.
Hal Rudnick: What are some other XXX
parodies you've done?
Lee Roy Myers: I have done The Office,
a XXX parody.
Hal Rudnick: The British or American
version?
Lee Roy Myers: Oh, the American.
Hal Rudnick: Can I pitch you a
couple of ideas?
Lee Roy Myers: Absolutely! Go for it!
Hal Rudnick: Muppet Babies.
Lee Roy Myers: Muppet Babies?
Can't do the baby thing.
Lee Roy Myers: Muppets...possibly.
Hal Rudnick: Can you sing a little bit of
the Golden Girls theme song
for me?
Hal Rudnick and Julia Ann: Thank you for being
a friend.
Lee Roy Myers: Travel around the road
and back again.
Rachel Love: Your heart is true.
Diamond Fox: You're a pal and a confidante.
Raylene: And if I threw a party.
Rachel Love: And invited everyone I knew.
Hal Rudnick: Then you would see...
Lee Roy Myers: The biggest gift would be
from me.
James Deen: And the card attached...
Hal Rudnick: Would say?
(James belches)
Hal Rudnick and Julia Ann: Thank you for being a friend.
Hal Rudnick: I want to thank you for
being a friend.
Raylene: Thank you.
Hal Rudnick: Thank you for being a friend.
Rachel Love: Thank you too, sweetie.
Hal Rudnick: Thank you for being
a friend.
Diamond Foxx: Thank you for having me
as a friend.
Hal Rudnick: I'm Hal Rudnick, and I'll
see you next time on the set.