Introduction - (00:58)
Hosts: Rachael, Rose, Wendy
- Rose recounts her whirlwind tour of all three HP conventions this summer including real silver does, Snape gangs, Draperies, and ship missionaries
- Overall opinion of the new HBP release date: we would've preferred socks
- Coming up in this show

The Snape Report - (20:25)
Announcer: Jonathan
- the silver lining behind the HBP release date move is that the 2009 HPEF convention Azkatraz has already secured a special showing for the conference attendees!
- while you're waiting (and waiting) for the HBP movie, you can check out this YouTube spoof. Be warned, though, there's a conspicuous absence of Snape
- The Huffington Post reports that DanRad's naked bum is to blame for the new HBP release date. Well, what can't be blamed on DanRad's naked bum?
- the wine isn't elf-made, but Snapefans might still want to check out Alan Rickman's new movie, Bottle Shock
- Rickmaniacs, let your voice be heard! Sign the petition to get a wax figure of Alan placed in Madam Tussauds of London
- artist Hever has created a one-of-a-kind potions bottle with a faux bronze Snape bust
- yet another hilarious spoof to tide us over 'til next summer, Harry Potter and the Deadly Abridgment by Mr. Frisket
- Alan Rickman talks about Harry Potter: the Musical and Harry Potter porn in an interview he gave last year to Musical Talk