Back in the 1950s we were promised affordable flying electric cars in the 21st Century and instead all we got are expensive electric cars that double as barbeque pits. Not only that, but where are the conveyor belt sidewalks, ray guns, moon bases and Smell-O-Vision TV sets?

Man, I can't believe I fell for all that "Wonders of the 21st Century" hype back in the day. I feel like such a sucker. Never the less, and in spite of all the technological let-downs we've had to endure, I hope you have a good 2012.