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Topic: The Ballad of Jodo Kast

Here's a parody song I wrote for my fanfiction. It goes to the tune of The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, sung by Leonard Nimoy (you can find it here) and I'm open to suggestions for better lines. Yes, the lameness is wholly intentionally. And no, canoninity is not a real word. To really appreciate this, you must picture Leonard Nimoy dancing with a bunch of hippie twi'lek chicks wearing "Jodo Lives!" buttons.

In a cool comic book that I do suggestWas a stupid bounty hunter that we all detestWith his long blond hairAnd cute button noseLives in a fantasy and everybody loathes himJodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, heÃ¢Â€Â™s asking for a fallJodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, the worst bounty hunter of them all.

Now hunters are money-loving folks you knowNever like to donate, like their wealth to growUnlikely to tribute to orphanage homesThey just like to work and be left aloneBut one day Jodo was asked to goOn a deadly mission like the quests of oldTo help Boba Fett get back his canoninityThat was stolen by George Lucas in a bout of senility ohJodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, heÃ¢Â€Â™s asking for a fallJodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, the worst bounty hunter of them all.

Well heÃ¢Â€Â™s fled from krayt dragonsHeÃ¢Â€Â™s quite a big drollA coward they call Ã¢Â€Â˜emFettÃ¢Â€Â™s identity he stoleHe was chased by clonesLost in SpaceEscaped in a shuttle from Concord Dawn ohJodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, the worst bounty hunter of them all.Jodo, Jodo, Jodo Kast, the worst bounty hunter of them all.*What is a Sintas Vel?*

Re: The Ballad of Jodo Kast

answer to what is a Sintas Vel. Its not what, its who. Sintas and Boba went steady for a while (el oh el) and had a kid. The kid, Ailyn Vel, was abandoned by Sintas by like the age of 15 or something. Ailyn blames it all on Boba. the Fett man of course was out of the picture when Sintas abandoned Ailyn. Sintas died mysteriously which they are getting to in the new star wars series book and is introduced of Sintas' death in Bloodlines.

Re: The Ballad of Jodo Kast

Wook Romano wrote:

answer to what is a Sintas Vel. Its not what, its who. Sintas and Boba went steady for a while (el oh el) and had a kid. The kid, Ailyn Vel, was abandoned by Sintas by like the age of 15 or something. Ailyn blames it all on Boba. the Fett man of course was out of the picture when Sintas abandoned Ailyn. Sintas died mysteriously which they are getting to in the new star wars series book and is introduced of Sintas' death in Bloodlines.

I am almost positive that Chrys knows that. I think that she was impling that Ailyn is Jodo's bastard child.

Re: The Ballad of Jodo Kast

Not that this is all that related, but itÃ¢Â€Â™s funny. I have this strange ability that when I hear a song, even if I havenÃ¢Â€Â™t heard it very many times, I have the lyrics memorized. The problem with that is that I sung that song over and over! Then I read your lyrics a few times and got them stuck in my head. So then when I wasnÃ¢Â€Â™t really thinking about it, I would start to sing the song but accidentally swap the linesÃ¢Â€Â¦.. Calling Bilbo the worst bounty hunter of them all and things like thatÃ¢Â€Â¦Ã¢Â€Â¦