She looks like a younger, whorier version of Elaine Benes with a hint of a Troll Doll thrown in. She has the fatty upper-arm usually possessed by an older Jewess of lesser pliability in the snatchal area. And by snatchal area I mean her twat.

12:02 pm December, 14THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Minimal facial hair, smooth un-callused hands, wallet chain, duckface, camel toe- yes “his” date will had a Crying Game moment later that night, without the testicles and penis I mean.

Scientists have discovered a previously unknown tribe of humans living on a small, sandy atoll not far from the US Atlantic coast. Scientists describe these small-statured humans as Hermaphrojews, and have taken to calling the atoll “the long island.”

1:48 pm December, 14jonezy said...

what sort of dipshit needs 2 phones in order to work at Jiffy’s Lube by day (the man-on-man erotic massage out by Culver City) and chub promoter by night- not a typo.

I’m with @Et Tu. I don’t know which one is the lesbian. Maybe it”s the one on the right. Lett;s have Amy Winehouse (no fucking respect at all) take us home on this glorious Friday in which I have spent my time watching 1000 Ways To Die since 9 Am and now it;s grossing the little bitches out. Nice looking 9 year-old neighbor too. What?.

Fuck I’m drunk and I still have to go to my in-laws house for a 79th birthday. Guy was a fucking hippie and loved my plantation this summer if you know what I mean. Mrs. Kroeger;s mom is fucking hot for 69 but I’m relatively wasted atr the moment.

Zebrableeth has beady little eyes. They call to me. They call to me when I pee. They call to me when I beat my meat and think of Francine. They keep calling me. THEY KEEP CALLING ME!!! THEY KEEP CALLING ME!!!!