Yeah, I get the letters from you guys about Eva Longoria. I realize that the woman I have declared to be the most eligible bachelorette has become somewhat annoying in recent times, well, long time for some of you detractors, but more recent times for those of us on the ‘Eva Longoria is so hot I don’t care bandwagon’. I’m guessing it has much to do with her becoming a Washington insider, an outspoken partisan politicker, and just generally doing what most people hate celebrities to do — act like they’re informed and knowledgable and their opinion is important. I get that. Trust me.

Still, when I see Eva looking sextastic in her L’Officiel Hommes magazine pictorial from the good people of France this month, well, I want to cut her some slack. I want to say to her, ‘Eva, yes, you can be my girl and constantly beg me for more sexy time, but you’ve got to learn the quiet game just a bit better’. Life is all about reaching compromise. Enjoy.