I'll ...have.....a.....variety bucket..no! no sorry, actually make that a double crunch burger...hold the mayo......and..........

Holy god I'm not even listening to what this guy is saying. Just look at that figure, I just want to take him out behind the fry hopper and pound him full of southern style chicken grease. Mmmhmm, give him the old secret recipe. Then I want him to take pictures of my....