I got a message from the computer science department at Stanford today:

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According to our records, you are an alumnus and no longer an active student at Stanford. Your current status is listed as: "Relations - Ugrad-alumnus, Mscs-alumnus." Therefore, your Xenon account will be changed to reflect your current status on Feb 20, 2003.
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Good thing it took them five years to figure this out! :)

I just took a shower with a parrot. It was really strange. :) He talked a lot, but he mostly said, "Hello," and voiced little grumbles that might have been attempts to say my name. I think he got it right once... but it was hard to tell. He's been saying "Ow." and "Hello Zoe" a lot today.