This is Why You Don’t Tattoo a Moustache on Your Finger

Because the person you’ll have something in common with is this guy, who put his finger under his nose and smiled like a goddamn idiot in a mugshot.

As we’ve attempted to tell you before, moustaches are for your face, if you’re Burt Reynolds or my dad circa 1980. Sure, they can go on hats, they can go on necklaces, and now we all know they can go on fingers. But that doesn’t make it right.