Trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "Iwant three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of runningboards.."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to thekitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered threeflat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.. Whatdoes he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

There's a blonde on the east side of a river and a blonde on the west side of the river. The blonde on the east side yells, "Hey, how can I get to the other side?" The other blonde responds, "You're ON the other side!"