Here's a question for you - seeing as how you're such a Nanny State Commando, I assume you're in favor of prohibition, right? After all, far more children have been killed this year by drunk drivers than psycho killers. If you're going to blame these killings on guns, then why don't you blame those killings on alcohol? And just think, some asshole could steal your beer, get drunk, and then run a busload of first graders off a bridge, and YOU'D BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE A BEER OWNER AND DIDN'T SECURE YOUR BEER.

I think you should poor out all your beer immediately as a sign of solidarity. THINK OF THE CHILDREN, MAN!