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SAN FRANSISCO, Ca: Reports are flooding from inside the San Francisco Giants' Clubhouse regarding the release of their dumpy mid-season pickup, Dan Uggla. Uggla can't seem to find a home after his recent flop in Atlanta, as they released him just a f...

Wilfred "Willie" Makett, star shortstop and fan favorite of the Detroit Tigers broke his right leg last night in a freak accident at his home during the All-Star break and will be sidelined for the balance of the season. He told hospital personnel th...

New York City - As a result of a powerful lobbying effort by a union of various women's rights groups, Major League Baseball is changing its current playoff system to the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't Know Sports" system.
In the "Girlfriend Who Doesn't...

Flushing, New York - New York Mets Manager Terry Collins was mad as hell at his team's subpar performance in recent weeks, much of which was caused by his own mistakes. So he called for a special closed-door meeting that excluded the media, the coach...

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities.
We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...

PHOENIX - Baseball fans in the Desert State are not too happy with their Arizona Diamondbacks at the present time as they have started off the 2014 season at 3-8.
Sporting Chance Magazine's Hercules Confetti sat down in the D's clubhouse and had a...

DETROIT - Detroit Tigers slugger Miguel Cabrera was all smiles as he had just learned that the Tigers had agreed to give him a contract extension.
Detroit General Manager Dave "Moneybags" Dombrowski informed the sports media that the 30-year-old f...

HOUSTON - Word coming out of the Houston Astros front office is that the team will win more games than they did last year.
Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke with the owner of the Astros Jim Crane who said that there is nowhere...

DENVER - Sports Balls Illustrated Daily has just informed the public about a new item that Major League Baseball's Colorado Rockies will be selling at their food concession stands.
Dottie Bazooka with SBID said that the Rockies organization has gi...

In a shocking press release earlier by Major League Baseball, the entire Houston Astros organization has been suspended 50 games for testing positive for use of banned substances by the league. Reported cases of positive banned substance tests have...

BOSTON - An inside source at NESM has stated that Jenny Dell has been relieved of her sideline duties effective immediately.
It appears that the sexually attractive Miss Dell violated an unwritten rule that states that reporters will not fraterniz...

New York - - Slapped with a full season suspension by major league baseball, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez has wasted no time in creating a productive agenda for his year out of the lineup. Here are the top 10 action items on A-Rod's A-list:
1. Write an autobiography. Working title: "Stop Needling Me."
2. Check the ObamaCare website for a better performance-enhancing drug plan.
3. Purch...

Flushing, New York - Desperate to improve a team that has become the laughing stock of major league baseball, the New York Mets have traded their beloved mascot, Mr. Met, to the Chicago Cubs in exchange for a shipment of super steroids.
The...

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming from the office of MLB Commissioner Bud Selig is that MLB will be testing out a red baseball prior to the opening of the 2014 baseball season.
The commissioner said that he got the idea from China where professional bas...

NEW YORK - One of the greatest Major League Baseball closers of all time Mariano Rivera was recently asked what he has in mind after he retires from his beloved baseball.
The Yankees star smiled and said that he has agreed to be a contestant on ne...

MILWAUKEE - Major League Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig was in Milwaukee visiting a childhood friend when he was approached by Dottie Bazooka with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily.
She asked the commissioner if there were any new rules that MLB is...

NEW YORK CITY - The Major League Baseball Coalition on Drug Testing has just informed all MLB umpires that in 2014, before the start of the preseason they will be tested for PEB's.
A representative with the MLBCDT Harrison Blittkinboro, 51, told t...

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of YankeeLand is that the 2014 version of the New York Yankees are going to be changing their pinstriped uniforms.
Lansing R. Carterfelt a spokesperson for the Yankees organization stated that the Steinbrenner famil...

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