My right taillight was out. I did not have my passport with me because I had no intention of going to Canada. I was brought to the Chartierville Police Station and held there overnight. The police asked me what I was doing in Canada and I told them I missed my turn.

I was about to be sent free when one of the officers recognized me. He said, “You are the Canadian-hating Ahmnodt Heare!” The other officers laughed. One of them showed me the front page of the newspaper with Sidney Crosby scoring the winning goal for Canada against the United States in the Gold Medal hockey game.

I am technically free and am currently in the police lobby waiting for one of the policemen. He said he had a few things he wanted to give me. He is here now with a couple of CDs and a hockey jersey. It turns out the CDs are by Celine Dion and Anne Murray as well as a DVD of the original “Star Trek”. The hockey jersey a replica of the Team Canada jersey once worn by one of my favorite Washington Capitals, Dale Hunter.

About

Ahmnodt Heare is a fictional character running a real campaign. He is an Independent candidate for President of the United States. His views on solving America’s problems is different than the ideas being offered by any Republican or Democratic candidate.

In the upcoming days, he will give a daily account of his political activities, campaigns, and other behind the scene activities like no other candidate ever has.

The purpose of this blog is to showing the absurdity of Ahmnodt Heare’s platform and show that the two major parties are equally absurd (especially at the federal level.)

If you are fed up with the two-party duopoly, then feel free to write in “Ahmnodt Heare” for the office of your choosing.