While the majority of Filipinos were happy over Pope Francis' visit, it couldn't be avoided that there were a few haters here and there.

One of the biggest was Freddie Aguilar's sister, Marlene Aguilar, who posted this pleasant, rainbow-filled message of love on her Facebook page on January 18:

Unsurprisingly, the people condemned her for it, and attacked what they perceived was a combination of elitist pseudo-intellectualism and extreme conspiracy paranoia, the likes of whom the Illuminati is so used to.

Going so far as to call herself the She Dragon, she has proven to be an enemy worthy of final boss stature. The only question now is: Who's going to lead the final fight against the foul-spewing Aguilar?