BEST OF 2010: Jennifer Lopez Has Cellulite

Full Disclosure: I was going to entirely skip this shot of Jennifer Lopez performing in Madrid but instead posted it as an afterthought with the daily links. Turns out you couldn’t get enough of staring into a mound of cellulite and the photo literally became an international sensation. There were small villages in Central America who looked at these on dial-up and immediately sacrificed a goat lest “La masa de Monster” steal their children in their sleep. Which is why, for just pennies a day, you can get them a 3G phone so they can learn they’re confusing JLo with Madonna. *drops Blackberry in mail* Knowledge is coming, Pepe! Be strong.

I think it’s less cellulite and more high-tech motion capture cameras showing the most minute movements of her legs — you see this sort of thing on the smallest, skinniest people in paparazzi shots. But Lopez should be thrilled she’s #7 at anything these days.

LOL @guesty
and yeah that’s not how her legs actually look it’s more like a horrific photo moment. Her legs look great in the other shots and 98% of women have dimples. How come guys don’t really get it? Assholes.((it was rhetorical I know men and women get fat deposited in different places ty))

You’re both right. Women have half the nerve endings as men in that region – causing the appearance of dimples, which can be exposed with the right shot at the right moment.
She still looks smokin’ regardless.

The camera is not capturing anything that isn’t there. But if I was feeling generous and compelled to overlook the soupy mess on her thighs, I’d still have some questions about the actual honest-to-God set of balls she has dangling between her legs. Explain that away while you’re feeling so charitable.

Wow, this photographer should be arrested for invasion of private parts and Voyeurism. If a principal of a school or minister took this photo they would be arrested. There are no boundaries anywhere,… Its just not right!

She’s old so what she’s 45 years old she’s following the typical aging process.
You know what will make Jennifer looks like a freak is not having those cellulite
at this stage of her life. I’m sorry but even in Hollywood there is no such thing as eternal youth. People age. But that does not mean they are freaking over. Just look at Betty White she,s still honking that 89 years of her life. Grow up Hollywood
and stop demanding the iumpossibilities.