"The thing is following you around like a huge,
bulbous, leechy puppy dog--but a puppy dog all the same."

"I love jumping in the big tooth anus!"

"Well, that's another thing I'd like to mention, because
most of you are only wearing pants."

"You speed read the Necronomicon?"

The
number-one thing you NEVER want to hear your GM say:

"Have you guys ever seen 'Alien?'"

"She
was the hottest quadriplegic ever.She could get
a job at any Wal-Mart she wanted."

"Let's
go visit Lord HOO-wah!"

"You
see a woman sitting on the floor of Lord Huo's palace.She appears to be meditating.Oh, and she's
made entirely of fire."

"Wow...she's
HOT!"(Malakai then gains bad pun Paradox points)

"Well...I
guess I'm being fed upon."

"...Although
it can be withdrawn from any orifice."

"The
Blood Sutras?Sounds like a great beach read."

"You'd
just walk up to the kuei-jin and be like, ooh, take me now!"

What
Mike will never live down:

"You
come to a castle.Well, not a CASTLE castle, you
know, a Japanese castle like the other castle, but the kind of castle you
guys would think of as a castle.(pause)Okay, I said castle one too many times..."

Song
of the singing, dancing, blank character sheet (believe me, you don't want
to know):

"Hello
my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal..."

The
story of Vivaine's life:

"What
the..." (thud)

"We're
not in fat hell, are we?"

The
comment that single-handedly gave me those 5 points of Jhor:

"They
ARE the Keebler elves in purgatory!"

"I
wish I were dead.Get me some cabbage and lime
juice."

"So
he takes you down into the sub-orchestra pit where they keep the percussion
equipment..."(chaos ensues)

"Don't
make me assume my demon form!"

"From
now on I'm going to begin every conversation with, 'I remember hell...'"