it's not cheap either. (unless you're me because everyone loves me.) with all that and a price that makes most people have a mild coronary, you'd think that only classy people would attend. right? wrong! yesterday, before my workout, i went to use the bathroom, and someone had puked in a toilet and not flushed. wtf?!?! there's a handle for a reason, but i let it slide. today, as i was about to wash up after my workout, i noticed some underwear on the bathroom floor...and not clean ones. i almost barfed. (if i had, however, i would have flushed.) what the hell? i don't pretend to pay a billion dollars a month so i can work out with riff raff who don't have common decency.

tarametblog- here in West Texas, a little water causes panic attacks en masse so we only have a dry sauna and no steam room.

mark base- sit ups and push ups are for people who live in the eighties! i need machines that read my pulse and tell me i'm hot as i watch TV and listen to music. plus, i don't pay the exorbitant fees anyway.

ablondeblogger- i hadn't contemplated the origins of the vomit, but you're probably right in implicating the bistro. Italian food and exercise don't sound like something i'd be in interested in, but i seem to be in the minority.

mrsmogul- the only reason i go to that gym is so i can say hoity toity. somehow that term doesn't apply to any other aspect of my life.