Aesopian: BJJ Black Belt

First, let me preface this by stating that in the context of Bullshido's site history, BAWHAHAHA AAHHAHAH AAHHHHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA.

HAH.

Heh.

But in all seriousness, congrats Matt, from all of us. At least, all of us who matter. I believe he is the first Bully to have gone from White Belt to Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, during the course of his membership on the site.

"Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
"When I was a little boy, I had a sailor suit, but it didn't mean I was in the Navy." - Mtripp on the subject of a 5 year old karate black belt
"Without actual qualifications to be a Zen teacher, your instructor is just another roundeye raping Asian culture for a buck." - Errant108
"Seriously, who gives a **** what you or Errant think? You're Asian males, everyone just ignores you, unless you're in a krotty movie." - new2bjj