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Nov 2 A Face/Sweater Only a Mother Could Love: The Ultimate Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

Get ready for the ultimate “ugly-inception” with the ugliest Ugly Christmas Sweater party of them all! You may not know this, but every ugly villain and weird-looking creature out there absolutely adores the holiday season!

Not only is there eggnog, Christmas caroling, and tasty gingerbread cookies but — the shining star on the Christmas tree — there are also tons of ugly Christmas sweater parties! It’s the perfect opportunity to win at being ugly! Yay!

Quasimodo is hosting this year’s party and he can’t wait to see all of his closest friends in their ugly Christmas finery! He’s also really excited about getting to show off his ugly Christmas pug sweatshirt. It’s perfectly pugly and he’s hoping he might take home the title of “Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Winner” at the end of the night. There are only 5 other party-goers that he thinks might put up any competition, so let’s see what they’re wearing tonight.

1) Deadpool

We know he’s a little self-centered (who loves Deadpool more than Deadpool after all?) so he’s wearing a Deadpool ugly Christmas sweater to the party. Really original, Wade Wilson...

The sweater does have tacos on it though (and everyone loves tacos), so he might just have a chance at taking home the trophy.

2) Thanos

Poor Thanos. He was born with the Deviant Syndrome which means he’s just really ugly. So ugly — in fact — that when his own mother saw him for the first time she went crazy and tried to kill him. Yikes!

So, he’s used to “winning” at being the ugliest guy in the room. And — as you might imagine — he takes the ugly Christmas sweater party very seriously.

3) Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head are really only at the party for the food and they otherwise think it “sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before.”

Not cool, guys. Beavis and Butt-Head aren’t exactly known for being the classiest guys in the room though. However, even these ugly idiots can’t help but get into the Christmas spirit with some cool holiday styles.

4) Jabba the Hutt

Watch out, everyone! Star Wars’Jabba the Hutt just showed up at the party and there’s definitely no way anyone will beat him in an ugly fight.

That giant slug-like gangster wins the sweater competition every year! I mean, just look at him. He’s super ugly and he just loves Christmas.

This year, he’s wearing a Star Wars ugly Christmas sweater that shows off some of this favorite people like Darth Vader and Boba Fett.

How do you win against the Dark Side? You’d need the Force for that! But — unless some rebels or Luke Skywalker decide to crash the party — Jabba will probably win the sweater competition...again.

5) Yzma

Poor Yzma in Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove! She thinks she’s beautiful but er — well — have you seen her? Everyone already thinks she looks like a scaly dinosaur, so it’s pretty hilarious that she’s decided to wear a Jurassic Park ugly Christmas sweater this year! Give the people what they want, she says! Maybe Jabba the Hutt has some competition after all…

﻿Whoever ends up winning this year’s ultimate ugly Christmas sweater competition, we can safely assume that they’ll definitely be ugly!