Absolute Awesome Productions

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Presents...
Featuring An All New Line Up Of The..."Absolute"AWESOMEST"Showcases"

With The..."Absolute"AWESOMEST"Tributes" By The..."Absolute "AWESOME"Entertainers" Aka... "The"PANDAMAN"Clan" BEGINS THIS YEAR

"TheAbsolute Awesome Acousti-Country-Showcase!" Featuring: A Cool Tribute/Medley & Pandaman Original Samples.So... If Any Yawl Like Country Music? There's a New Kid In Town... PANDAMAN - "The A.C.E." Of Acousti-Country Entertainment; So Don't Miss Out on Ace's New Unplugged Original Samples! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "The Absolute Awesome Classic Rock Showcase!" This is a "Double Header" of Awesome Impressions & Tributes to Journey, Styx, Kansas, Boston, Foreigner, Zeppelin, Billy Joel & More!It Also Features Some Of The Best Dagon Beatle "Tributes" On The Planet! PANDAMAN's Impressions & Tributes to John, Paul & George Are AWESOME!
This Is An Absolute Awesome Showcase That, You Can Truly Call... "THE BOMB!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

THEABSOLUTEAWESOMEADVENTURESOF...
"Look"..."Up On The Web"... "It's The One"... "The Only"...
"THE ONE & ONLY ORIGINAL PANDAMAN!" Aka
"THE PANDAMAN~OF~PENNSYLVANIA!" Aka...
The Awesomest Impressionist Storytelling Clown...Aka Thee "Most Famous Unknown Super Hero" Aka..."PANDAMAN!"

NOTE:
Like a few acts, this too will begin as a showcase and become a full show later on!
And since each Pandaman now wants to perform in our upcoming Christmas Show...
And, since The Main Course is The Absolute Awesome Classic Rock Showcase...
And, since this showcase [Aka future show] is actually "last on the list"...
As we mentioned... Please Be Patient, and "Stop Back Each Year!"

And Don't Forget To "Keep Your Eyes Open In The Theater!"
B/c Panda-Clause May Drop By! So "Bring Milk & Cookies!!!"
And Get Ready For Some "AWESOME" Christmas Carols!
They Are a Comin!! So Visit The Theater Every Year...
To Celebrate Christmas & Bring In The New Year!!!
With "The PANDAMAN Clan!"