The Dude Goes Medieval Boll-ing in Seventh Son Trailer

I’ve been hearing about Seventh Son almost as long as I’ve been hearing about Pacific Rim – and from the same people, too. Now, in the earliest trailer debut I can remember for a January release, our first look is here, and it’s…um…something.

First question – does the monster in the image above look more like a giant schlong, or the hand-puppet from the Masters of the Universe Fright Zone playset?