A noun to describe someone who has excessive breast desposits that are not naturally formed in both males and females, linked directly to excessive consumption of Skittles when the proper alternative should have been diet and excercise.

Normally used to describe proposed college atheltes who have excessive diets, or are controlled by their spouses.

If that Charney went to the gym more than once a week, he probably wouldn't have those Skittletits.

She should let him hang out with his friends more often so he doesn't become a Skittletit.