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I like Phil.
Maybe you'll like him even more when he's frozen....

Rose: I like Phil.Ted: Maybe you'll like him even more when he's frozen.Rose: I like him the temperature he is. Phil came to my birthday. It's wrong to freeze someone who came to your daughter's birthday

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin.Ted: Then so do I. Because?Veronica: There's a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies.Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween.Veronica: Pie.Ted: Halloween and pie