About Me

I was born in the unsettled lands of Newark Delaware. I work to pay for the things I really enjoy. I am a colossal geek. I am married to the girl I meet over 20 years ago ( Married for 10) and have Two great Sons.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Old Cowboy Advice... Never were truer words spoken

* Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.* Keep skunks & bankers & lawyers at a distance.* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.* Don't corner something that would normally run from you.* It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.* Every path has a few puddles.* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.* Most of the stuff people worry about is never gonna happen anyway.* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* Sometimes you get, & sometimes you get got.* Don't fix it if it ain't broke.* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, & a lot of that comes from bad judgment.* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.