Too late....I got hit with two....The boy is almost bigger than me, and my daughters Kung Fu is stronger than mine....I'm old.....so old....

Lmaoooo!
sounds like me, I wanted none, but somehow along the way I ended up with two.
I have to say, i didn't want any, but once i had them, they grew on me. (I couldn't imagine my life without them now)
I call them my evil minions
They're growing up into fine little geeky people.

when one runs through the house yelling mommy, mommy, mommy for the tenth time in 3 minutes i can waive my hand and say "this is not the mommy you are looking for" they repeat it, get the hint, and go play. so yeah.. they kinda rock.

None, ever. Even when I'm older and able to provide for a child, I never want one, even adopted. It's an immediate deal breaker for me when I date men. But I've been in a relationship for a long time in which we both have the same views. Just me and him and a pet or two.

So basically, if the first one's a girl, then we stop there. If it's a boy, we go again. Knowing my luck, twin girls would be born, and the whole thing would be ruined, though I imagine that however it turned out, I would be happy with it. I would love whatever children I had.

Of course, first I have to fool a woman into thinking I'm good enough for her, and lock her in before she realises her mistake.