Here is the interview I did with Stormy Daniels back in November 2009. Since it's already been published in a national magazine and is out on the stands, I'll publish it here in it's pristine form without the cheesey magazine copy:

Steve Nelson: Hi Stormy, Thank you for taking the time for an interview with us. I know you must get a lot of interview requests, and I know how busy you are, but I hope to ask some things that will help us get to know the real Stormy. Let me start with what were you like in high school?

Stormy Daniels: I was pretty different…I was very smart and made good grades but was definitely an outcast…I liked it though. I never had that urge to be just like everyone else.

Steve: Were you a sexual person as a girl?

Stormy: I never felt sex and/or nudity was a bad thing. I guess I WAS pretty sexual…I just had a difficult time getting others to join in with me!

Steve: Are you saving money for something? If so, what might that be?

Stormy: Life’s emergencies, I guess! You can never have enough money…the more you have, the more you need.

Steve: Let's jump right into the sex: How do you like to masturbate?

Stormy: I’ve got it down to a science. I can only use my hand (no toys) and can get to climax in less than thirty seconds…makes time in the tanning bed go by nicely.

Steve: What's the best way to get you off?

Stormy: Listen to my instructions! Like most women, what works for me today may not work for me tomorrow so you gotta stay on your toes and pay attention. I have no problem guiding you.

Stormy: Both at the same time…add a little anal and I am yours forever!

Steve: What's the most sensitive part of your body?

Stormy: Everyone knows this…it’s the fingertips…yep, I am a smartass!

Steve: Can we talk about your boobs? How sensitive are they? The nipples?
The aureolas?

Stormy: I would say my boobs are of average sensitivity. I like a firm grip.. a firm touch and caress on all parts of them.

Steve: How do you like to play with your tits?

Stormy: They are big and squishy so I am always playing with them…especially when I am deep in thought. I don’t even realize I am doing it sometimes.

Steve: Do you ever have ''fun with them?''

Stormy: I am not sure what that means…but I certainly like to dress them up and take them out.

Steve: What kind of tit play do you enjoy doing when you are with a partner?

Stormy: Strangely enough, two of my long lasting partners had no interest in them at all…not sure why. I was with a guy once who liked to tie them up. That was kinda fun…but mainly because he was so serious about the task.

Steve: And some things I'd like to ask to get to know the real you:
What's the most important thing in your life?

Stormy: Freedom…in every sense of the word.

Steve: What is your greatest fear?

Stormy: Rats and childbirth.

Steve: To what faults do you feel most indulgent?

Stormy: I like to eat and have very little self control when it comes to it… shoes are bad too.

Steve: The quality you most admire in a man?

Stormy: Hard work, humor, honesty, good hygiene and the ability to admit when they are wrong.

Steve: The quality you most admire in a woman?

Stormy: Nice tits…yes, I sexist!

Steve: What natural gift would you most like to possess?

Stormy: I wish I could sing.

Steve: What would you like for an epitaph?

Stormy: Not sure yet, but I have made my best friend promise to play “Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is Dead” at my funeral.

Steve: Do you have a personal motto? What might it be?

Stormy: Trust no one but yourself…and learn to do that VERY well.

Steve: What is your greatest regret?

Stormy: I have none.

Steve: What is your most treasured possession?

Stormy: It’s a tie between my horse Bailey and my scrapbooks.

Steve: What do you like to do in your off hours?

Stormy: Ride my horse.

Steve: Do you have any hobbies you spend time on or have an obsession?

Stormy: See above…

Steve: There are some typical questions here, but I have to ask:
What cup size are you?

Stormy: 36DD

Steve: What kind of guy appeals to you? A bad boy? Nice guy?

Stormy: I like a nice boy who looks like a bad boy…bonus points for eyeliner!

Steve: Now that you are working in the Adult Industry is there any sex
fantasies you still want to fulfill?

Stormy: Being with two guys in my personal life…much harder to accomplish than I ever would’ve thought!

Steve: Who haven't you worked with that you would like to perform with?

Stormy: Bella Donna

Steve: Which one of your movies was the most fun to make?

Stormy: "Operation Tropical Stormy"

Steve: Are you sexually attracted to girls in your private life? Are you
more into girls, boys, or both equally?

Stormy: BOYS!!!

Steve: Who gives better head, men or women? What are the differences?

Stormy: Usually men. Women tend to think that because they have one that they are the authority on it. Truth is all pussies like different things.

Steve: What's your sexual specialty?

Stormy: Blowjobs…or so I have been told.

Steve: How did you get used to having sex on camera? Did it come easy for
you?

Stormy: I was a stripper for a long time so it seemed to come easily for me.

Steve: How much of your own sexuality did you explore before you started
doing porn?

Stormy: Quite a bit…and I refuse to ever do something on camera that I haven’t done AND liked in private.

Steve: How often do you like to have sex?

Stormy: Depends…I am pretty erratic. If involved in a project, I won’t even think about sex for weeks. Then I can turn around and get fucked 8 times in one day and still want more. That is the record by the way.

Steve: Why are you one of the top girls in the Industry? Good management?
You have the strength to direct your own career? Did you say I'm a
certain kind of girl?

Stormy: I have never had a manager and never will. I refuse to give up part of my money to have someone tell me what to do. I entered the industry with a set of limits and goals and have never compromised those. I have never had a problem telling someone to fuck off if I felt uncomfortable. It may have cost me some money along the way, but I still have my dignity and respect.

Steve: Do you like working with new people or just the old pros, and do
you like working with new people in the business or just new to you?

I prefer the pros…makes the job easier. New to me is always fun though! Since Wicked shoots such big budget projects, it is too risky for me to hire someone brand new to the adult business. Once someone is established in a 100k movie, it is not easy to just replace them in the event of equipment failure.

Steve: Do you think you are a better director because you've been talent?

Stormy: Definitely! I get good results from the talent because I understand where they are coming from and treat them with the respect I like to be treated with. On the flip side, they can’t get shit past me!

Steve: Who do you relate to more now, the directors or the girls?

Stormy: Directors…bitches be crazy.

Steve: What type of scene do you prefer, romantic or rough?

Stormy: Rough…romance is for my bed at home.

Steve: If you were casting a movie about yourself, who would you cast to
play your role?

Stormy: Heather Graham…after years of being told we look exactly the same, it seems like she’d have to get the part.

Steve: What are your dreams for the future? Do you want to be involved
with the adult industry for the rest of your life?

Stormy: IF there is an adult industry, then I really hope to continue to direct until I am old and even more creepy than I already am!

Steve: When you look back years from now what would make you most proud,
being a talented actress or a talented director?

Stormy: Director! And writer!

Steve: And now about politics:
Have you decided wether you are going to run for office?

Stormy: Not going to run.

Steve: Should we expect to see more of you on our screens soon? In what
capacity?

Stormy: Absolutely…you will see my name right under DIRECTOR!

Steve: And here is a question I borrowed from my San Francisco
correspondent Tiki Pavelle: Can you describe for us the worst hotel
room you have ever stayed in?

Stormy: Hahaha! It’s a tie between the Motel 6 in Winston-Salem and the one I stayed in Barcelona. The first had not tub or shower…WHAAT? And it also had the most gigantic roach I’ve ever seen in my life…the fucker actually fought back. It won. I slept in my car. The room in Barcelona was smaller than my closet in Hollywood and the bed was so small that my feet hung off the edge. It was miserable.

Steve: Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions, Stormy. You've revealed great deal about yourself, and I've gotten to know you a lot better.

[Steve Nelson is Editor-in-Chief of Adult Industry News (AINews.com) and writes for other fine publications such as {redacted} and {redacted} magazines.]

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