Erisiana & LIGHTBOOK

You can find the Principia Discordia and other Discordian books and booklets and inscribed toilet-stall-walls elsewhere; they are profound, poetic and bring tears to your eyes without the application of onions; but here you can find those Discordian volumes that gain their special power, potency, profundity and importance from the supremely unique fact that I did write them.

By which I mean the Goddess She wrote them, through me. What dick jokes are in, are probably my unique contribution; I am a dick for Eris, and a scrotal sac for the weight of her glories, a baculum for her flood of wisdom. That is all.

First is a holy book with more Goatse jokes than the Bible, and more penguins than the Quran. It's nothing as good and numinous as the Principia Discordia — Erisiana, the Book of Crap Concerning Eris, is its name.

Second is the Manual of the Light Warrior (of the light entertainment division); a book more tightly focused though not better than the first one. It has Discordian games in it. Have at thee!

(Instruction: Click the links above to download pdf.)

(Never say I made this hard for you.)

Addenda

Predictions about the future, as every respectable religion has these. Unfortunately these are a bit old, and some of the predictions for 2009 and 2010 have to be interpreted as metaphorical references to astral fluctuations. The rest will happen exactly as written, though.