OBVIOUSLY, the OP meant that his folks probably don't want to have to to move their kids from school to school especially considering the Buehrles have no contractual guarantee Mark will be spending the next 3 seasons in Toronto.

Plenty of ballplayers have been able to raise their kids despite spending the majority of time on the road even in the days before commercial air travel and athletes were paid salaries that absolutely dwarfed 99.9% of Americans.

Yeah, that makes sense, but I think he was trying to subtly tell us that he can read minds. Also, reddit much?