How to Shut Down an Anti-Trump ‘Not My President’ Protest Fast

Since the announcement that Donald Trump has won the presidency in a fair, democratic election, distraught Clinton voters, paid protesters and anti-democracy anarchists have taken to the streets in major cities to show their disappointment to the world.

Many of these protests, however, are not so peaceful as it was reported in Portland a man was shot last night and police are still looking for the suspect.

And in Los Angeles last night, several hundred protestors had to be arrested and loaded into buses for disrupting traffic and destroying property.

I’m confused, I thought wearing a sombrero was racists and insensitive these days, since many universities have banned it from being worn even as part of Halloween costumes.

So how do we stop these anti-democracy protests and attempt to pacify those who are fighting against a legitimate election?

Try playing the National Anthem, it seems to work for social justice warriors in sports, and upon hearing it the protesters would either sit down or take a knee, rather than risk offending anyone by showing respect for America.

Just a little weekend humor there, but honestly it would probably either work fantastically, or just cause the protesters to go into a massive anti-American rage. Although since they’re actually protesting democracy itself, I can’t imagine it getting much worse.

In all seriousness, trying to find an actual American flag in these protests is like trying to find Waldo on a crowded beach. Patriotism, American pride and respect of our country’s founding values seem like a foreign concept to these protesters. I imagine playing a patriotic song like the National Anthem or Star Spangled Banner would cause many of these protesters to shelter in place or flee the streets, as they would be immediately offended and will seek the nearest safe space.

Let’s not forget, it was Hillary Clinton who said that anyone who won’t accept the results of an election is a danger to democracy. Of course this was when she thought it would be Donald Trump struggling to accept the results of a defeat last week, not herself.

The protesters certainly aren’t doing the Democrats any favors, as their own destructive and disruptive behaviors are only reflecting poorly on a party already in tatters after their crushing defeat. Also, the cities where these protests are taking place are already run by Democrats, and most of the voters there chose Hillary Clinton anyways, so they’re really just hurting their own constituents. Although never try to pacify an angry liberal with logic and facts, it will only enflame them further, resulting in even more chaos.

When will these disruptive protests end? Probably when George Soros and his numerous “advocacy” groups are shut down, as if you trace the funding for these riots you will find it always ends up back to an organization that Soros has his hands in. If you stop the funding from flowing into these protests, you’ll see them dry up real fast.

On a positive note, Donald Trump is already making good on his promise to create high paying jobs for Americans of all skill levels, as these paid protester positions are offering up to $18/hour, a chance for bonuses and even overtime pay. Trump hasn’t even been sworn in yet, and employment opportunities are already on the rise.

Displays of patriotism and love for your country are like poison to social
justice warriors, and they can’t help but react in some emotional way.
There’s nothing wrong with protesting, but the time for making your case was in
the months leading up to this election. The Hillary Clinton campaign and
supporters didn’t do a good enough job, or were way to confident in the polls,
and their candidate lost.

You had your chance, now accept the results and
let the country get back to work. You’re only destroying the very thing
you claim to be protecting.