The holy grail runneth over in Ass Cream Pies (Anabolic), where the whole point is to watch women fart out jizz and get real cream pies smashed in their faces, clown-style. As if these fucking nauseating gimmicks weren't enough, even the scenes with skinny Latina Catalina and freckled Allison Wyte are ruined by a skinhead stud who mumbles constantly and pauses after every few thrusts, as if he's about to blow it. Then theres Jessica Darlin, who pukes repeatedly from the skinhead's face-fucking and, during anal, sounds like a 13-year-old boy having a temper tantrum. But Olivia Saint's enthusiastic turn takes the gross-out pie: After some messy dick sucking and a cumshot, the makeup caked on her face runs, clumps, and discolors. I myself just about puked when she got slammed with her actual cream pie and began to scrape it off and eat it. Forget dessert; I didnt even want the tossed salad.