Wednesday, January 4, 2017

2017: A Militant Preview

Whatup and Happy Militant New Year! Congratulations on surviving 2016 -- you've made it! We have a
year ahead of us that may or may not be the greatest or worst year ever (of
course he says that every year)!

Here's a calendar of
upcoming events and milestones in Los Angeles to look out for in the
year ahead. Of course, in between them will be the new and the
unexpected, which will seal them in their own places in history.

JANUARY16 - Kingdom Day Parade
Los
Angeles' 32nd annual celebration of the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday gets
underway on the 16th along Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard between
Crenshaw and Western, and then south on Crenshaw to Vernon (it's
broadcast live on KABC Channel 7 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.). It should be
interesting as the parade will end in a construction area, as Crenshaw
Boulevard is currently undergoing the building of the upcoming Metro Crenshaw/LAX Rail Project.

18 - El Segundo's 100th Anniversary
The legendary South Bay city just below LAX, named after an oil refinery and the mythical place where countless A Tribe Called Quest fans have left their proverbial wallets, is turning 100 years old. Incorporated on January 18, 1917, the city will hold a Birthday Bash at El Segundo Library Park on Wednesday the 18th from 3-5 p.m. The city will also throw a Centennial Ball formal at the Automobile Driving Museum on Saturday, January 21st.Gotta get, got gotta get it.

28 - Dodgers 2017 Fan Fest, Dodger Stadium
Yes, we miss Dodger baseball. Yes, we miss Vin Scully. Yes, we came pretty damn close to our first World Series visit since '88. Yes, there's some [sighs] unfinished business from last season. But the core of last year's team is pretty much intact heading into '17, and hey, this free event
at the Stadium will give us all an excuse to wear our Dodger Blue for
the day.29 - 2017 NHL All-Star Game, Staples Center
Staples Center again hosts the NHL's All-Star Game (perhaps the most inconsistent and confusing in format in all of professional sports), this time with the league celebrating its 100th anniversary.

FEBRUARY4 - 118th Golden Dragon Parade, Chinatown
The
streets of Los Angeles' Chinatown will be alive with drums,
firecrackers, lion dances and those confetti bazookas everyone loves to
fire off as the Chinese Lunar New Year celebration takes place in Los Angeles for the 118th year. This
year will be The Year of The Rooster (hopefully Huy Fong Foods will be a sponsor as its legendary Sriracha sauce was born on the streets of Los Angeles Chinatown), or, taking into account who's going to be in charge of this country in a few weeks, The Year of The Cock.

MARCH5 - 626 Golden Streets
The San Gabriel Valley was all set to have a mega ciclovia event of their own on June 26 of last year (6/26, get it?), but the smoky side-effects of the San Gabriel Complex wildfireunfortunately put BikeSGV's plans on the back-burner (pun intended). Fortunately, it was re-scheduled for the much safer (and much cooler) 3/5/17, when fire danger is extremely low. This route will connect the SGV communities of South Pasadena, San Marino, Arcadia, Monrovia, Duarte, Irwindale and Azusa, and will be accessible via Metro Gold Line, of course.

8 - Wilshire Grand Center Grand Opening
At 1,100 feet
at its tallest point, it may or may not be the tallest building in Los
Angeles, or the West Coast, but it looks pretty damn awesome so far.
Once the site of the World's Largest Concrete Pour, this building will
open its doors as DTLA's newest hotel and be a shining new jewel in the
city's skyline.

19 - XXXII Los Angeles Marathon
Running 26.2 miles from Elysian Park to Santa Monica, the Marathon this year is moved a month later to a less-rainy mid-March date, just before the Spring Equinox.

26 - CicLAvia - Culver City Meets Venice
The (count 'em) 20th CicLAvia will take us back to Culver City and Venice on a redux of the August, 2015 route. Only this time around, the folks at Tito's Tacos will not have a shit-fit at the idea of Washington Place being closed for the day and will enjoy the throngs of crunchy taco-munching cyclists queuing up on the sidewalk.

TBA - Los Angeles State Historic Park Re-Opening
Don't call it a comeback. Okay, call it a comeback, but it's been here for years. The former Southern Pacific freight train yard known as The Cornfield (due to corn sprouting out from seeds spilled from hopper cars), after much public wrangling, became Los Angeles State Historic Park in 2001, but was closed in 2014 for renovations and improvements. The park, which will re-open in Spring of this year, is guaranteed to knock you out.

APRIL3 - Dodgers Opening Day, Dodger StadiumIt's tiiiiime for Dodger baseballllll, at long last.Welcome to the post-Scully era. Don't worry, we will brave this together. At least we know our Boys in Blue will be Playoff Material once again this season (here we go again!). This year the season opens with the very sad (and Kemp-less) San Diego Padres in town.

22-23 - Los Angeles Times Festival of Books, USC
Los
Angeles' favorite annual literary event is back in April
as the Los Angeles Times Festival of Books returns to the University of
Southern California campus for the sixth time (and the first time Westsiders can travel to the bookfest via the Metro Expo Line).

29 - Los Angeles Riots 25th Anniversary
April 29, 1992 is more than just a Sublime song. This year, in a world without some of its major players (Rodney King and Darryl Gates are now gone), and in an era where the #BlackLivesMatter movement and the Trump Administration inevitably clash, whereby the mass media will again talk about race relations as a black-white binary yet again, whereby nothing has really changed. But The Militant digresses.

JUNE

2-4 - Lummis Day Festival, Highland Park
The 12th annualLummis
Day gets underway during the first weekend of June, celebrating the
history of the Northeast Los Angeles area. This is the one time of the
year where all the new hipsters in the neighborhood will learn who
exactly Charles Fletcher Lummis is and pretend to care.

11 - CicLAvia - Glendale to Atwater
Ready for an all-new
CicLAvia route? The second big Cicla this year will take you between
Atwater Village and the city of Glendale. This must mean one thing -
there will be an all-new Epic Militant CicLAvia Tour guide post to
research and write! WOOT!

25 - Militant Angeleno's 10th Anniversary!
Ten years ago, a bored, frustrated and freakishly anonymous native Angeleno (with a penchant for referring to himself in the third person) took matters into his own hands and created what may or may not have been a cultural phenomenon with the debut of the Militant Angeleno blog! The city has or has not been the same ever since. But one thing is for certain -- his true identity has managed to remain a secret all this time! Celebrate with The Militant online and what may or may not be The Militant's first public appearance ever! Stay Tuned and #StayMili10!

JULY

8 - 9 - Lotus Festival, Echo Park
Having
attended these since he was a Lil'Mil, this is one of The Militant's
favorite annual city festivals, taking place in the middle of the year,
during the Summer, next to a lake with a wonderful view of the Downtown
skyline. This year's 37th Lotus Festival will feature the culture of Bangladesh. With the issues of budget, lake renovation and the dearth
of lotus plants now behind us, we can all focus on trying to get the
fireworks show back on the festival's Saturday night. The festival is just not the same without it!

SEPTEMBER1 - 24 - Los Angeles County Fair, Pomona
The
best fair in all of Los Angeles County (well, okay, it's only county fair...)
gets underway on September 1st. An annual tradition since 1922 (with
the exception of the World War II years), it's time once again to load up an all that fried food.

4 - Los Angeles' 236th Birthday
Our beloved city turns 236 years old!

17 - Judgment Day for the Los Angeles 2024 Olympic Bid
The International Olympic Committee convenes on this date in Lima, Peru to decide the host city of the Games of the XXXIIIrd Olympiad, which will take place in 2024. Will Los Angeles or Paris get to host the summer games for a third time? Or will the IOC give it to first-timer Budapest? Stay tuned...There will be a public rally that day for Los Angeles 2024 supporters (of which there are many) to celebrate or not celebrate. The Militant, of course, may or may not be there.

20 - Culver City's 100th Birthday
The city that gave the world the Helms Bakery, the Spruce Goose, Drew Barrymore, MLB Hall of Famer Gary Carter, Tito's Tacos and The Wizard of Oz turns a century this year, having been incorporated on September 20, 1917. Whatever or whenever's planned, at least we can all ride the Expo Line to the big party.

OCTOBER26 - Metrolink's 25th Anniversary
Believe it or not, this year, we will have regional commuter rail for a quarter century. Opened October 26, 1992, the system grew from three modest lines into the 'burbs into a seven-line, 534-mile network. Expect some 25th anniversary events, or at the very least some 25th anniversary logo sticker slapped on the commuter coaches.

27 - Grand Central Market's 100th Anniversary
Opened to the public on October 27, 1917, the granddaddy of Los Angeles food courts has been embedded into the historical and cultural fabric of our region. Hopefully the folks who run the market won't be too busy kicking out its longtime tenants to celebrate an entire century of feeding generations of hungry Angelenos.

TBA - CicLAvia - Heart of L.A.
It's
October, which means its time for the classic "Heart of L.A." route,
emanating from Downtown into Westlake and the Eastside. Celebrate
CicLAvia's 7th birthday on the streets where it (mostly) all began.

DECEMBERAll Month - Holiday Light Displays
"Tis
the season - again! In addition to the Los Angeles Zoo's annual holiday
light display, there are a number of neighborhoods around town that put
up ginormous Christmas light displays on their houses and yards. Take
your pick from Christmas Tree Lane (Santa Rosa Avenue) and the Balian Mansion in Altadena, Christmas Tree Lane (Daisy Avenue) in Long Beach, Candy Cane Lane in Woodland Hills, another Candy Cane Lane (Acacia Avenue) in El Segundo and Sleepy Hollow (Calle Mayor) in Torrance. Before you know it, we'll be doing this all over again, this time, looking ahead to 2018...

30 - The Forum's 50th Anniversary
Envisioned by Los Angeles Kings' daddy and former Lakers owner Jack Kent Cooke as the regions premier indoor sports venue. the once-and-always Fabulous Forum has witnessed NBA championships, Olympics and countless concerts and events. On December 30th, The Forum celebrates half a century of its fabulousness.

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A 100% Los Angeles native, the Militant Angeleno lives in a compound in an unspecified neighborhood of central Los Angeles. His life consists largely of his various adventures around the city, which are documented in this blog. The Militant is also multi-modal and is not dependent on any one mode of transportation, although he is most known for traversing the City's streets via bicycle. The Militant can be described as part-activist, part-superhero, giving the voice to the voiceless and silencing those who just plain whine too much. Partly because of his selfless motives, he prefers to refer to himself in the third person, as the first-person is too self-centered. The Militant is anonymous and goes to great lengths to protect his identity and is aided and protected by an unspecified number of operatives, who are sworn to secrecy as to his identity. Most important, the Militant's ultimate objective is not to be the Militant Angeleno, but to empower and enlighten other Angelenos, so that they may be militants in their own right. Oh yeah, Go Dodgers!

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