Posts Tagged ‘relationships’

I was blackout drunk,and I surely stunkof sweat and dirt and vomitwhen I went to that jointup at Downer’s Point,hadn’t been there since Halley’s Comet.But they knew me thereand they poured my share,made it stiff as rigor mortis,kept filling my cup’til the sun came up,and I rolled out like a tortoise.Next thing I knewI was coming toin my ex- ex- ex-girlfriend’s apartment,the sun shone unbearablemy head pounded terriblelike a fire at the fire department.Still I gasped out her namewhen I witnessed her frame,stale and lifeless on the floor by the sink,my onions were mussedwith fresh blood on my crustand I thought What’s my AA group gonna’ think?

19

01 2009

you can tell me that i’m crazythat i haven’t got a clue,or argue that i’m stupidi won’t claim that’s untrue,feel free to call me uglysince my eyebrows are askew,just don’t say that i have bad tasteor darling, we are through