• Do you think he uses "8-Minute Abs"?: Wow, that is some serious cleavage. I guess the girl has nice boobs too. [Sports Crackle Pop; more at GQ]

• Why do you hate freedom?: Kevin Youklis would like to remind you that if the U.S. doesn't win the World Baseball Classic, it's 100% your fault. [No Guts, No Glory]

• It's also illegal, you know?: Here's a nice rundown on the Vegas odds for the tournament—as if anyone has any money left to gamble after sinking it all into 37 different office pools. [The March to Madness]

• Maybe next Christmas: Buffalo would never make a trade to unite Jay Culter and Terrell Owens, because what could we possibly have done to deserve such a tremendous gift? [Rumors and Rants]