Yes, exactly! Far too many suburbanites want it both ways. They try to claim Chicago (or whatever main city) as their own when a business succeeds, a sports team wins, or a cultural institution thrives. The association serves their shallow social needs. But then, when the news cycle seizes on a negative story or trend, they don’t hesitate to express the most disgusting sweeping, bigoted sentiments. They present a false dichotomy between urban decay and corruption and bucolic suburbia.

This article needs to be pinned at the top of Buzzfeed from now until the site dies.Some segment of the population is either completely unaware of the space they take up and how it affects everyone around them, or they just don’t give a shit.Do you stand in the middle of the escalator? PICK A SIDE JACKASS!
Do you cluster at the door of a business or building to talk? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY SHEEP!
Do you stop your cart in the middle of an aisle or right next to a display, or stand aside your cart while gaping blankly at toothpaste? ROLL AWAY BITCH!
Do you meander left and right on the sidewalk, like a drunk fucking goat? GET ON THE RIGHT AND STAY THERE!
Do you and your friends zombie shuffle on the sidewalk? THINK LIKE NOAH, GO 2 by 2 YOU SELFISH MORONS!
Do you walk down a narrow stair in the dead center, and slowly? GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY YOUR MAJESTY!
Do you sit on a bus or train all spread out, like your junk is so fucking big it needs its own seat? GET OVER YOURSELF!
Do you stand right at the door of the train so everyone getting on or off has to snake past you? OH SORRY I JUST “ACCIDENTALLY” KNEED YOU IN THE BALLS!

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