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Seven Things Ricky Rubio Does To Kill Time When Injured

Ricky Rubio is an amazing player. He also gets hurt more than Chevy Chase as President Ford on SNL. Rubio hasn’t played a game in over two months and currently is planning a tailbone break in March.

I’m not mad at him. If anything, it made me wonder what the poor guy’s been up lately? Here are the seven things sources say Rubioops loves to do when he’s not falling down, twisting his ankle or tearing an ACL while twisting his ankle:

1) Laying around in open shirts that match all of his pillows:

“Hey girl. This chest pelt took me 15 years to grow.” Photo from interbasket.net

2) Catching flies with his bare hands:

“I’m the #2 flycatcher in Espana after Pau Gasol’s beard!” Photo from media.tumblr.com

3) Looking at cameras like “Whaaaat?”:

“Whaaaaaat?” Photo from s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

4) Snapping the necks of basketballs that he pretends are David Kahn for making him live in Minnesota:

“Damn you Basketballhead Kahn! I have to salt my salt to get to my mailbox!” Photo from pitihurtado.com/

5) Pretending he needs to shave more than once a year:

“I have a secret: The blades are made of yarn. My beard falls out when I get sad!” Photo from images2.fanpop.com

6) Ummmm…resting his head inside of a piece of lettuce:

“It’s an ancient Spanish secret: Setting your head on a pile of lettuce gives your broken limbs time to heal without disruption! Plus, no carbs!” Photo from thetangential.com/

7) Being meticulously stalked and possibly murdered by this woman:

“Please help me. I’ve been locked in her basement for two weeks now. She makes me watch ‘Misery’ while I bobble my head.” Photo from cdn.inquisitr.com/

Next up we play the Celtics in Boston on Wednesday. If it’s canceled due to the snowstorm we should get the win automatically. Minnesotans don’t cancel anything for snow, unless it’s because there’s not enough snow. Go Wolves! Let’s beat those frost-bitten gingers!