Elvin
“I heard you have a butterfly infestation, I'm here to clean up. ”These damn butterflies will never let you alone. 3 pts

Trog
“"Director: "I have this idea for a movie. It'll be like the terminator, but replace the cyborg with a doomsday prepper."
Producer: "I smell a commercial and critical failure coming on."”I smell too. 2 pts

fuChris
“The all new reboot of the Bambi franchise. Except now Bambi has ALL the guns! (Literally! He has tits now!)
Coming to cinema in 2018!
Rated R (for retarded)
” He?? 4 pts

Neraus
“A rare risque photo circulating in English trenches during WW1.
It is said that many died clutching this photo during assaults. ”Everybody knows deers didn't exist during WW1. 2 pts

Frosty
“Galaad, where did you find mu gf's picture while she is on her period???”You don't want to know. 5 pts

Celf
“nobody look that's my wife !!”Yeah yeah we believe you. 1,5 pts

Alkar
“Presenting, Redneck Wonder Woman”dun dun DUN! 3,5 pts

Mark
“Nature activists step up their game, chaining yourself against a tree didn't help, but shooting anything that comes near it surely does!
Join the activists today! PRESERVE THE BUTTERFLY! ”In the butterfly we trust. 5 pts

I swear to god, these bleeping potholes are getting bigger by the minute.
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Lithuanian folklore:
The Good and the Evil grab a few beers and go to watch how the neighbor's house is burning down.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior