How I Knew

I know I’ve alternated between having my sights firmly fixed on my naval, and/or just gone all out and had my head up my bum for some time. A Lot of Crap™ has snuck up on on me. I have been shocked. I have been startled. I have been overcome.

But seriously, how did I not know? How did I miss this? How did I NOT SEE THIS COMING??????

I mean, I pretty much live for this geeky kind of shit. How did I not hear about a live action version of Speed Racer coming to a theater near me until just yesterday?

There’s only one explanation. There’s only way this could ever possibly happen (aside from the afore mentioned self-involvement brought on by terrible loss, grief, stress, and loneliness). The only way this could be is that my NerdNetwork™ has let me down.

I’m looking at you, Mr. My-Mom-Reads-Your-Blog!!!!! (Hi Mom!)

This is how I knew it had all gone too far, and I need to snap the hell out of it.