You're not a cat fag, because you actually admit that they're hard to figure out. You, sir, are a rational cat lover, and while I still disagree with you dog master race, I think you're contributing to this conversation. Unlike the guy who made the original comment.

Well I don't know which universe you're currently in you snarky cow but in mine cats are devious little pricks that purr whenever they feel any emotion imaginable.

Maybe if you spent a little less time throwing me ******* money and bottles of blue magical **** and observing the environment that you apparently love so much and we wouldn't have to have this talk, now would we?

And the tip of it's tail will sway slightly to show it is content, it's whole tail will sway to show it is pissed or in hunting mode, it's ears will flatten if it is scared, it's ears will perk up and forward if it is hunting or excited about something, the list goes on...