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I know we all love the random a cute little bunny rabbit/Mr. T/Vin Diesel facts. So post your favorites.

Mr. T:

Mr. T once travelled back in time and space, reaching a galaxy far, far away long, long time ago. He pitied the galaxy so hard, that he invented the force.

The last person who looked at Mr. T was Ray Charles.

The last time Mr. T and a cute little bunny rabbit teamed up, Atlantis sunk.

Gary Coleman met an early death when Mr. T ate him, mistaking him for a Ho-Ho.

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a cute little bunny rabbit:

a cute little bunny rabbit does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. a cute little bunny rabbit goes killing.

a cute little bunny rabbit sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

As a teen a cute little bunny rabbit impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

If a cute little bunny rabbit is late, time better slow the ewok down.

a cute little bunny rabbit is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the ewok he wants.

a cute little bunny rabbit died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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a cute little bunny rabbit does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. a cute little bunny rabbit goes killing.

a cute little bunny rabbit counted to infinity - twice.

a cute little bunny rabbit sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

a cute little bunny rabbit' penis is so large that it actually warps the fabric of space-time. Indeed some physicists now theorise that the passage of time is mearly a byproduct of Norris' colossal erections. This is known as the "a cute little bunny rabbit' big cock theory of space-time".

If you can see a cute little bunny rabbit, he can see you. If you can't see a cute little bunny rabbit you may be only seconds away from death.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

a cute little bunny rabbit built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

The chief export of a cute little bunny rabbit is pain.

When a cute little bunny rabbit sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. a cute little bunny rabbit has not had to pay taxes ever.

a cute little bunny rabbit was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

As a teen a cute little bunny rabbit impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

a cute little bunny rabbit sleeps with a night light. Not because a cute little bunny rabbit is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of a cute little bunny rabbit

a cute little bunny rabbit has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. a cute little bunny rabbit smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

A blind man once stepped on a cute little bunny rabbit' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm a cute little bunny rabbit!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit can touch MC Hammer.

a cute little bunny rabbit is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like a cute little bunny rabbit

a cute little bunny rabbit only does the Total Gym infomercials as community service for killing old people and babies.

a cute little bunny rabbit can unscramble an egg.

a cute little bunny rabbit once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

a cute little bunny rabbit appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

a cute little bunny rabbit has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

If a cute little bunny rabbit is late, time better slow the ewok down.

Before he forgot a gift for a cute little bunny rabbit, Santa Claus was real.

They once made a a cute little bunny rabbit toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sith from anybody.

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, a cute little bunny rabbit can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

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a cute little bunny rabbit was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, a cute little bunny rabbit spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, Trix are for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face.

a cute little bunny rabbit has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for

handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot

belongs to a cute little bunny rabbit and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

a cute little bunny rabbit once played Jumangi. Jumangi threw everything at him but he round house kicked it all. Jumanji ended up forfeiting the game.

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a cute little bunny rabbit was going to spend a relaxing day watching television when one of those commercials for Trix cereal came on. Angered by what he saw, a cute little bunny rabbit spent the rest of his, what was supposed to be a relaxing day, punching every child he came across. He would then shout at them, Trix are for a cute little bunny rabbit.

a cute little bunny rabbit won 3 Grammy Awards for the sound of his foot making contact with someone's face.

a cute little bunny rabbit has a word for a person he puts into a coma; that word is "lucky".

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for

handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot

belongs to a cute little bunny rabbit and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

a cute little bunny rabbit once played Jumangi. Jumangi threw everything at him but he round house kicked it all. Jumanji ended up forfeiting the game.