That isn't fair. I have been designing an igloo community to put you all up at. We'll sit around and sing "Kum-bye Yah", chew some moose and seal jerky and I'll initiate all of you into the "Polar Club". No that isn't anything kinky with a polar bear, it's jumping into freezing waters. Get your minds out of the gutter.

As I see it, I'm the most Northern person so that would make me the King of the Castle and well ... you're all dirty ... well just dirty. I have to turn my nose just to look down at all of you people ... BOW BEFORE YOUR SENSI!