So I was on my way to get some Cran-Grape juice (which is a surprisingly awesome drink that mixes the taste of both cranberries and grapes), and I started to think about about the thing I would least like to meet in a dark alley. I decided the thing I would least like to meet would have to be a Nazi pitbull.

MetalHead73So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.

This mexican guy named Taco who lives in my city and he's known to have murdered two people. He has a tall skinny guy with him all the time and he harrassed my friend and hit on her and slapped another one of my friends while we were on a ferry.