What, not even a smile 1sf to make it clear you might intend this humorously? nelz makes it quite clear that in this case by "moving on" he means having a full time New Media Editor, a post that he isn't prepared to take. Let's give Mike a chance (he's got a good first name anyway).

Okay then, pop over to my place nelz, I might not have any pies, but I have pasties, steak, guinness and copious quantities of red wine (not to mention port and cognac). Eat and drink all you want, then we'll charge it to 1sf