]]>By: Mikehttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356850
Thu, 15 Nov 2012 01:17:50 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356850…will propose settling international differences over pints of ice cream and reruns of the Gilmore Girls.
]]>By: Maxamillianhttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356840
Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:56:46 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356840Wait! We have a Secretary of Defense? When did this happen?
]]>By: Steve Hhttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356816
Wed, 14 Nov 2012 23:46:41 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356816…will be the former Defensive coach for the Detroit Lions (unless he can talk a coach from a MORE losing team to take the job).
]]>By: tanstaaflhttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356781
Wed, 14 Nov 2012 21:47:26 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356781can finally court-martial himself, as he deserves.
]]>By: Dohtimeshttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356780
Wed, 14 Nov 2012 21:47:13 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356780…will demand of troops not to open fire “until you see the whites of their skins”.

…must take up Obama’s line in the sand attitude towards Iran, but first must decide if army faces east or west of Phoenix Arizona.

…should know that as much as Obama likes dog for dinner, every now and then he orders up a sacrificial lamb.

]]>By: zzyzxhttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356761
Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:41:56 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356761…is a complete insult to any American who has ever served, or is serving, or plans to serve in the armed forces of this country. However he is the perfect man to carry out the coming dismantling of the nations armed forces.
]]>By: Dohtimeshttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356753
Wed, 14 Nov 2012 20:16:24 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356753…like all Obama secretaries, must take dictation, but in this case from foreign dictators.

…will have to know a drone attack from an Obama speech.

]]>By: Bob in Feenickshttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356732
Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:18:19 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356732…has to be small enough to fit under the bus when the time comes.
]]>By: TheHathttp://www.imao.us/index.php/2012/11/straight-line-of-the-day-obamas-new-defense-secretary/comment-page-1/#comment-356731
Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:17:08 +0000http://www.imao.us/?p=31005#comment-356731… will be the last human actualy (pretending to be) engaged in defense of this nation as the military will have been eliminated by now.

… is just another Useless Intellectually Lazy Liberal raping the American taxpayer.