I assign two villagers to mine underground to allow our dwarves to live where they belong.One villager becomes a farmer and starts working on a 5x10 plot of land to grow Plump Helmets.The rest wait a few moments to begin transferring goods from the caravan to the underground rooms.

Idolf Bitler becomes leader, builds a dungeon in which all villagers past present and future are to be brainwashed into mindless drone slaves. They work 2 as hard, and require 1/2 the food. Also they are always at 100% happiness

Villagers create cellular devices capable of sending vast quantities of information instantaneously.To use these devices, an anonymous image board is created (we'll call it D), as well as an instant messenger (let's call it kike).D is now inundated with "Kike sloots" threads with the same four usernames posted over and over again

The villagers color-code the four buildings according to wood, stone, iron, and food.This new, intuitive system allows them to spend less time trying and failing to communicated "Where the fuck do I put this shit man?" further doubling all future production.

A villager creates something he calls "Git Tard". IT is an instrument.For one month he obsesses over it, and the village loses 5 food.Starting after the month is over, each new month brings in one new villager due to the pleasant music emitted at all times.

A villager creates something he calls "Gee Bill Tar". It is an instrument.For one month he obsesses over it, and the village loses 5 food.Starting after the month is over, each new month brings in one new villager due to the pleasant music emitted at all times.

A villager creates something he calls "Gee Willy Tar". It is an instrument.For one month he obsesses over it, and the village loses 5 food.Starting after the month is over, each new month brings in one new villager due to the pleasant music emitted at all times.

>>701818488>For 3 turns, 20 villagers will join for each turnWho the hell rolled for this?They don't get food, wood, stone or iron for free, but you decide to starve them to death with those additional people.

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