Today I saw two types of chicks that should be made illegal.

1st type, fat chick with nice legs. I'm sure you've seen them. They've got these great calves and then about halfway up their thighs everything goes to shit. If you see the calves first and you get suckered in but as you start moving up you lose your boner just as you get past the knees.

2nd type, asian chick with a rockin' body but whose face looks looks like a half retarded immigrant. Blotchy skin, fucked up teeth, eyes way too far apart,complete FOB accent, but from the back looks like a former gymnast who spends a ton of time doing squats and lunges.

My 2nd act as president will be to issue an executive order to address this.

Because I'm behind them and don't have x-ray vision. Besides, focusing on tittays will make you overlook other issues if they're nice enough. There are a lot of hogs out there who know how to dress their tits up.

1st type, fat chick with nice legs. I'm sure you've seen them. They've got these great calves and then about halfway up their thighs everything goes to shit. If you see the calves first and you get suckered in but as you start moving up you lose your boner just as you get past the knees.

2nd type, asian chick with a rockin' body but whose face looks looks like a half retarded immigrant. Blotchy skin, fucked up teeth, eyes way too far apart,complete FOB accent, but from the back looks like a former gymnast who spends a ton of time doing squats and lunges.

My 2nd act as president will be to issue an executive order to address this.

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I don't like the girl with big fat tits and a horribly flat ass.

I like curvy women, but if you've got on a few extra pounds and huge tits, it is mandatory that you bring it in the hips too.