Interview Paul Landers

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How would you like to die? - That's right! Cheerful home (laughs) I do not know. But I know how I would not want to die: in a car accident. But I have a feeling that this is how I die. Or under the fallen fragments of rock at me ...

K: And what inscription would be most appropriate for your tombstone? - As for labels while also not expected. Perhaps it would be good to install solar-powered device, which would be worked every time someone gets in my grave? Let it sends people to hell or make demonic laughter. In general, what would have been fun.

K: Is there a song that should have been delivered in your funeral? - Perhaps I myself would write a song. How would a message from me, lying in a coffin, to all who came to see me last let. "Do not be sad, someday you, too, follow me ..." Damn! We ought to really write a song until I was crushed fragments of rock.

K: If you had the opportunity to smash a guitar on someone's head, whose would you prefer? And why not? - Tie! You should not give vent to their anger and hatred is fraught with cancer. I've been reading a book on Zen Buddhism. And he found it wise counsel. If you swim in the lake by boat and you suddenly crashes into another boat, you have a desire to yell at someone who rule it. Then you see that no one was there - and, of course, have no idea to whom you cry I try to live as if in a strange boat, no one. Sorry it does not always work.

K: Who would you like to come together in a guitar duel? - On our second guitarist Richard. Actually, such a duel case, we almost every day. Although I would prefer some coffee drinking contest with Richard - or with someone else ...

K: If you could turn into any animal. Who would it be? -Probably. Mongrel, you know, their the ones that yelp at all without discrimination. Thiel would certainly become a well-fed dog the size of a calf, and Richard, in a dog-boxer: just try to touch his bowl, he would have shown you!

K: Which actor would play you in a movie? - Danny DeVito.

K: If you had not become a guitarist Rammstein, what would you do? - Probably would open an office "uninvited advice." You could come to me and to get advice on any subject: how to feed the birds home, what color to paint a car, how many children to have better, how to repair a shower, etc.

K: What would have happened if Rammstein were stuck in an elevator with the star of "Baywatch" David Hazelhoffom? - Alluding to his allegedly ugly character? You know, over the years, we understand that kind of thing: Not cute at public persona personal acquaintance are often even very nice people - and vice versa!