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Quotes of the Week: November 26-December 9

These are my favorite quotes from the past two weeks, mostly from shows currently on the air, but also other random things I happen to be watching.

OutlanderFather Fogden: He’s missing a hand. Will the bride mind?Marsali: I will not.Father Fogden: I don’t suppose it’s an impediment. Not as though he’s lost his cock. Uh, he hasn’t, has he?Marsali: If ye’d hurry up and get on wi’ it, I could find out.

Supergirl: Crisis on Earth-X
Joe: Thank you for showing me how to love again. For showing me that love is the most important thing we have.

Arrow: Crisis on Earth-XKara: Why do you have a kryptonite arrow?!Oliver: In case an evil you ever showed up!

The Flash: Crisis on Earth-XDr. Stein: In all my travels to distant times, one thing which sadly remains constant is men’s ability to feel hatred for other men.

The Marvelous Mrs. MaiselAbe: I am not a two TV set sort of man. Maybe other people have two TVs. Maybe Jack Parr has two TVs. But not me.

Miriam: If women don’t realize what’s going on in the world, they won’t step in and fix it. Because they will fix it. And accessorize it!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.Coulson: I don’t have many details, but I do know we’re in space.Mack: Yeah, that makes sense. That’s the one thing we haven’t done yet.

OutlanderClaire: Do you remember when we were like that…so obvious in public?
Jamie: Aye. Couldna keep yer hands off me. ‘Course, you were holding on from the back of a horse for most of the time, so it couldn’t be helped.

John: She’s a touch strange, isn’t she?Claire: You have no idea.

Kevin (Probably) Saves the WorldKristin: The cast decided they need a different flavor of seltzer, because they heard that Lin-Manuel drinks pamplemousse.

Reese: It doesn’t matter why you act weird, because you use your weirdness to do good stuff. And those little things add up.

Jane the VirginIyanla Vanzant: Lives fall apart when they need to be put back together.

Rafael: Be brave.

The CrownPrince Philip: I thought you were hoping for more children from me.
Queen Elizabeth: I am.Prince Philip: Then why on Earth would you do something like that to your hair?

Queen Elizabeth: That’s the thing about unhappiness. All it takes is for something worse to come along, and you realize it was actually happiness after all.

Christmas in MississippiMike: I guess you don’t always have to go looking for what you need. Sometimes it finds you.