Keep in mind that my headlines and captions are SARCASM.

This is how to make the world love and respect you, and how to enhance security and prevent future terrorist attacks on America:FIRST PHOTOS OF CIVILIAN CASUALTIES FROM"OPERATION IGNORE NORTH KOREA AND SAUDI ARABIA"

Now he loves the U.S.: "Thank you for liberating me from my eyes."

"This war kicks ass!"

"Now I have the freedom to not walk. Go U.S.A.!"

"If my daughter wasn't fucking dead, I'm sure she would welcome her liberators with open arms."

This man is clearly in shock and awe.

"We surrender!" ::waves white flag:: BANG!

SOME PHOTOS FROM AFGHANISTAN DURING"OPERATION WHERE'S OSAMA?"Thankfully we were able to neutralize these young Taliban soldiersbefore they were able to destroy America.