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Funny Quotes about Marriage

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Marriage is something we should take seriously—we should be serious in our commitment, in our devotion, in our determination to do our best every day to keep our relationship strong. However, this doesn’t mean we shouldn’t have a little fun with it from time to time—humor is an essential part of any relationship. Here are some funny marriage quotes I found that will hopefully put a smile on your face and help you keep marriage in a lighthearted perspective.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
— James H. Boren

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. — John Steinbeck

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
— Red Skelton

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. — Lyndon B. Johnson

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Rita Rudner

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. — Barbara Bush

I believe the trick to finding humor in marriage is to be willing to take a step back and see things from a new perspective. It’s also important that we learn the difference between playful humor and harmful mockery. Often, a husband or a wife will think they are just having fun with their spouse when in reality, they are going too far and saying things that are hurtful to their spouse. When we learn to identify the difference, we will be richly blessed with a stronger relationship, the ability to have fun without causing offense, and we’ll enjoy the time we spend together even more.