Or how 'bout a whole mess of shrimp? Nothing makes you feel cleaner than the thought of rubbing pale, room-temperature shrimp all over you body. Right? RIGHT?

Then there's a rat, chilling on some cheese: Based on the slicing action, one can assume these were intended to top a person's cold cuts on a sandwich somewhere. Therefore this vermin is ruining someone's lunch. Not cool, rat. Not cool.