Donald Trump is now apparently getting behind the War Against Starbucks’ War Against Christmas. So this is definitely a crucial issue of the day.

kenofken

To minimize ALL of the nonsense, the date of Christmas should be randomly generated each year by a computer deep within the NSA, and then announced on public servers at the end of normal business hours on what will be deemed Christmas Eve.

Mark the Wheeler

Oh my goodness, so funny. The dripping sacram throughout had me rolling at work.