Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

Hobo: I was an extra in the movie [inaudible] Times Square, man! Did you see it? I was the one down on my knees screaming, ‘I’m a born-again porno addict!’

–N train

Man on cell: Yo, dude, I don’t know what to get! They got all kinds of shit in there!

–Outside adult video store, 14th & 6th

Overheard by: Sarah

Hot chick on cell: Why are you so stressed?! This sounds like a good thing! Don’t be so serious about it! It’ll be okay! Here, did you know there’s an animal rights group called ‘Porn Stars for Pups’?

–The Black Sheep

Overheard by: Argopelter

Guy on cell, pushing by couple with baby in stroller: I’m not going to California! I pay her twelve hundred dollars per hour. If she doesn’t sleep with Niko, then fire her! I lost a hundred thirty-eight fucking grand yesterday! Tell her what to do, and deal with it!

–Horatio & Hudson

Overheard by: Stephen Lindsay

Angry girl to friend: Seriously, Chris, can’t we go one day without talking about shizer porn?!

Teen #1: What do you think is like the best sports movie ever?Teen #2: I think The Green Mile.Teen #3: That ain’t no sports movie, man!Teen #2: He was runnin’!Teen #1: I like Rudy.Teen #2: Naw man, Rudy was a fuckin’ benchwarmer.Teen #3: Naw, Rudy is all about how the little guy can persevere.Teen #1: I cried at Rudy.Teen #3, touching his heart: Yeah, man, Rudy hurts.

Young woman: I really want a boyfriend who is mean, who can say that, “I’m gonna kill him” and then looks down at his hand, and that laughs. Older woman nods. Young woman: You know, like those villians in movies with that grin, not the crazy ones who laugh but the ones who grin.

Tour guide: The school campus has been in many film and television productions, including The Good Shepherd, Law and Order, and most notably the classic Debbie Does Dallas.Big Midwestern dad: I thought I recognized that library!

Black guy: Two for Akeelah. German girlfriend: What? What are you buying? Two kilos for what? Black guy: No. Akeelah. German girlfriend: I don’t understand. Two kilos of what? That makes no sense. Black guy, rolling his eyes: No! Akeelah! Akeelah!. Akeelah! Two for Akeelah! German girlfriend: I still don’t understand. Black guy: Akeelah and the frickin’ Bee!!! German girlfriend: OHHHHH!