I was an asshole and for a reason that I can't remember (but was surely terrible) I started making birthday threads for members who had never posted to prove some asinine point. I think it might have even resulted in disallowing individual birthday threads, instead compressing it down to a single birthday megathread. I can't possibly imagine why I was fighting that battle but it had to have been something incredibly stupid.

Here's where I would write something I think is witty at the time, and later realize I'm an ass.

I wish it were fantastic. I think that might have been the stupidest of the asshole things I did, or maybe when I really went on a crusade against Marcus/Leaf/whatever the hell he was going by at the time. Was he getting special treatment from SaS? Sure. But I took it way too far.

Here's where I would write something I think is witty at the time, and later realize I'm an ass.

Marcus was the only one I can remember that was actually breaking rules and shit that SaS always turned a blind eye to. I can't really think of anyone else that was obviously breaking rules that were going ignored.

Here's where I would write something I think is witty at the time, and later realize I'm an ass.