WE have more than the minimum 10, but it's late and I have a breakfast meeting in the morning, so I'll hold off judging until about 10:00 am Pacific time.
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Donald
Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired

You slide your left paw in, you slide your left paw out. Move the little arrow then you click it all about..........
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I am still the kittyman.
Accept no imitations.

Well, we have a dis-honerable mention for Julie with "Ok...now I'll type 'the best ways to spoil your cat'. Hope my boss will take the hint..."

Clearly no cat would call a human "my boss".

And another for Chris S with "Okay ...... back feet control the touch pad, front feet control the keyboard. Who needs a mouse!!!"

All cats need mice to play with, just not for controlling the computer.

And lastly one for Carlos with "No cute people videos?"

There are obviously tons of videos on the web of people doing stupid things. Besides, why would a cat want to watch videos when their own humans do stupid things every day.

By the way, I have 6 cats ... ahem ... so lets get to the winners...

In second place is KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! with Gee, I didn't know my left rear could activate this...

And our man (woman?) of the hour is N9JFE, who has played with one too many red laser pointers, with That little pointy thing on the screen is almost as bad as the red dot. When I sit still and watch it, it sits still too. But when I get up to leave, it starts moving around.

Oh gosh thank you, another Dishonourable mention, Wow! I got two now. You do all realise that these are more highly sought after than just mere wins :-)
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Old enough to know better
young enough not to care
Damsel Rescuer, Kitty Mate
Raccoon Friend, Uli & Julie Fan