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How I Took Care of My Brutally Chafed Girl Cock

[CW: this post contains explicit pictures of an injured penis that has been badly chafed]

So, there I was getting slutty with my partner on a Thursday afternoon last month, making out with her and dry humping like there was no goddamn tomorrow. It had been a week and some since we last fucked, so, we were both EXTRA fucking turned on. She reaches under my shorts and pulls out my girl cock, taking me in her hand as I climb on top of her; then we start going hard.

It was fucking incredible.

But, I had to get to a presentation I was giving, so as much as we both wanted to keep going, I had to go.

Regretfully, I kissed her goodbye, got in my car, and drove to the event I was speaking at… but something wasn’t right. I wasn’t wearing any underwear, as usual, which is never a problem but this time the head of my girl cock felt REALLY fucking sensitive as it rubbed against my loose fitting shorts.

So much so that as soon as I got into the building and told the organizer I was there, I quickly snuck off to the nearest bathroom, popped into a stall, dropped my shorts, lifted up my girl cock to get a better look and –

HOLY FUCK!! OMFG! It’s so bad! SO bad.

No, seriously, I have never, ever chafed my cock this badly before. It was fucking brutal!

Sure there had been some dry skin situations in the past. Once it did get chafed a little, in the same spot too, now that I think about it, a few years before after I frotted with a cute farmer queer. However that shit healed in like a couple days.

This WAS bad though. Like, this was full blown fucking sex injury.

Fortunately, the healing process was pretty quick, as can be seen in the following super gross pictures taken over the course of approximately six days:

How did it heal so well, and so quickly? Aside from a little bit of polysporin the first day or so, and some warm baths, here are some tips about the basic care steps I took:

Tip #1: Stop Wearing Loose Pants and Start Wearing Underwear

If your penis is chafed and you want it back to working order ASAP, fact is you’re gonna have to keep it away from as much stimulation as possible. Keep irritating it and not only is it going to take even longer to heal, but you could actually make it way fucking worse.

One of the biggest things that helped was making sure that I started wearing cotton panties again and that I put away the baggy shorts. Instead, I prioritized soft, fitted bottoms such as fleecy leggings, yoga pants, jogger pants, and skinny sweat pants. If wearing panties isn’t your thing, that’s cool, a nice pair of form-fitting boxer briefs will also do the trick.

Definitely avoid stuff made of rougher fabrics or with lots of pronounced seams though like jeans, cargo pants, or heavy sweatpants.

Tip #2: Take It Easy on Masturbating or Having Sex

Jerking off and/or any sort of fucking needs to be drastically reduced unless you want to keep making shit awful for yourself.

IF you’re gonna masturbate or have sex anyways then please take a harm reduction approach. Do NOT have unprotected sex with anyone while there are open wounds on your genitals. Generally go slow, wear a lubricated condom (even if you’re just getting yourself off), don’t put a lot of pressure on the injured areas, and if you have the funds, consider investing in a magic wand for yourself.

Yeah, you read that right, magic wands aren’t just for clits, they’re also fucking amazing for penises. Or more specifically, for the frenulum of the penis. Just hold the business end to that magical spot and play around with each of the vibration settings until you find what feels best for you!

Tip #3: Fucking Learn From This!

Seriously, think about how this happened and then, you know, be more fucking careful next time. For me, it happened from dry humping my partner’s hand way too hard, pressed firmly between us against her jean shorts and my waistband.

That doesn’t mean that I’m never going to dry hump either of my partners again but I sure as fuck am going to take it a lot more easy next time and strip down to my panties… if I’m wearing any. If not, then bottomless it is!

In the event a hand comes into play between my body and the body of one of my partners, then maybe we use some lube too.

Point is that I take steps to not fucking chafe my cock again. If you’re in a similar boat, then you should too.

NOTE: if your genitals are chafed and you notice any very abnormal discoloration, such as deep bruising, or concerning swelling, intense pain, bleeding, or you suspect you maybe have an infection of some kind, then GO TO YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR.