Thursday, November 7, 2013

ChuckleChuckle...

BBW and Craigslist Lovers....

HERE IS ANOTHER ADDITION TO

ouR cl wANTED SERIES

Alright, This may seem a bit odd but my special request and NSA request of the day is for Access to Skype to record a video which could change My Life forever and possibly allow for My Business efforts to finally Come into fruition.

In Other words, I am a Business Savvy, Super Go Getting Voluptuous Vixen who has 2 Business ideas to pitch and they have to BE done via Skype under conditions which are conducive to my maximum creative mindset. Not sad to say but strange I enjoy all the gifts of the gods such as Ambrosia, Earthly Spiritual Enhancement Horticulture, Water turned to Wine and THE COMPANY OF A BEING WHO IS COMFORTABLE WITHIN THEIR OWN REALM, APPRECIATES SHARING WITH A LIKE MINDED BEING AND WHO IS READY TO BE APART OF SOMETHING GREAT MANIFESTING... a gOtEAM dREAM!

ONE OF THE PITCHES IS FOR AN INDUSTRY which has less than 5% female ownership yet we are its chief product x x x is a million dollar enterprise if marketed and pitched correctly... WHO IS DOWN WITH ME SO WHEN WE ARE UP WE WILL REMAIN TOGETHER IN THE CLOUDS... and morestats:5'4 250ish curvy confident dreaded ready to expand and BE IN IT TO WIN IT!!!!!$$$

Suggested Instructions:1st and foremost know that this is a very serious inquiry onlyOnly contact if you meet all of the criteria this is a time sensitive matter and not for game players

not a sexual offer but extremely sexually orientatedhttp://www.realaces.blogspot.com ...because we should all be comfortable in our skins when going after Our Dreams. Know what we Have to offer, Love It! Share it for THE POWER OF GOOD! HELP AS YOU CLIMB AND FORM HONEST AND TRUE CONNECTIONS WITH OUR OWN KIND..EARTH WIND & FIRE "YOU WILL FIND OTHER KIND THAT HAS BEEN IN SEARCH OF YOU!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Dear "You have been Stood Up",

Before I present the happening to you, I deeply apologize for not keeping my word...It was selfish, despicable, and down right rude, and for the first time in a long time, I actually felt deeply remorseful about what I did to a Man.

You see I have been on the receiving end of that so many times before and could never imagine what was going on in that man's head for him to STAND ME UP! I could not grasp my thoughts around why a man would be so careless to a woman.

The Planned Date:

I would be overwhelmed with excitement, I trusted that person to keep their word to me, and they disappointed me fully... "He's never showing up!" and my Heart would profusely weep for my shattered soul soul..we would cry together in the darkness, eating the slowly the lovingly prepared feast, blowing out the candle removing the sexy gown , and taking off the six inch heels.

Together we starred at the phone ( my weeping heart and shattered soul) and we begged for it to ring with I'm on the Way or I am very Sorry. Many times that call would never come and we would falls asleep and tomorrow would be another day embarrassed...

I have only heard the sound of my voice calling them asking why... I heard that in your voice, and I was moved. Not to switch things up but, your phone call at 8:30 pm in which you expressed your disappointment, released me from bondage.

I was no longer trapped by that hurt, because for the first time in my life , I knew what it felt like to have that control and choice as well as I felt how I felt in you.

As to what events lead to my not showing up, I will divulge it them to you face to face, WOMAN TO MAN, Over Dinners and Drinks(for me). I am available Tuesday Evening at 19:00. I will meet you under the fig tree, just past the Burning Bush around the corner from Paradise's Edge.

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Saturday, October 26, 2013

Read very carefully. We are currently seeking BOLD BRANDED BUSINESS Women and E- Entrepreneurs who have Highly Creative Ideas for Non-Traditional Businesses owned by women which cater to Niche markets and who seek to form relationships and ventures with Angel Investors in order to Secure Optional Funding for their Adult, Echelon, Grown&Sexy, or LGBT Based Enterprise.
If your Business is geared towards a sector of Adult sellers and Consumers and You know its worth the investment. Then keep reading.
How great would it be if some of those Angel Investors were also Single , Completely Attractive and Looking for Business partners who were just like them in order to fully maximize their efforts in order to be silent holders in power partnerships.
I'm just saying
A new ONLINE -RADIO show on is Coming to 919Radio.com and we are now looking for Single Business Women who want to talk live with angel investors who are not only Rich but Rich Single and Looking for a Reason to Make More Money With You!
This show is a witty mix of Business and Finance with Adult Undertones catering to a unique network of Enterprising Members and Listeners World- Wide.
Now accepting Reservations to Premier on The show and Speak to The Angel Investors Live about your business, who you are and your passions. Our production is also riddled with a mix of soulful Independent Music from various Genre's , promotional prizes and Exclusive membership Perks.

This is a LGBT Friendly Enterprise
Owned by Women For Women
Contact Evolamai Jones
(I am a Love) Jones.
404-600-49865

Friday, September 13, 2013

I was not going to write this one until the end of the summer, after I've had time enough to truly explore the LOVE a BBW scene in the City where I live. We do all know that BBW Preference does vary from Location to Location? I have been in some cities, lets say on the west coast...Where you absolutely have the lowest concentration of BBW Love which is Publicized.(behind closed doors all Men are Fans) By Direct Contrast, in "The Deep Souwf"...Dey Luv Dem Big Gurlz Down Ther! So being aware of territorial preference is a good thing. Mind You, If a Beautiful, Inside and Out BBW Loves herself...She is LOVED EVERYWHERE!Moving on to Hunger Pains...First let me say this, as a WELL SEASONED BBW VOLUPTOUS VIXEN, (Don't Judge ME!) I am very straight forward about observations which I share on topics in this Blog. I use personal experience, accounts from other BBW's, Men and Women who Love or Hate Them, and The Bytches who weigh 110lbs and have the nerves to waste valuable party time HATING ON ALL the Confident Curvy Women in the Club. I see you Haters! It is not my fault you look like you do and I like this. I mean these chicks are everywhere. undistinguished, looking like the current trends as opposed to setting their own and simply boring me to death. just once I would Love to walk into the night Club, bistro, or spot and see more than just me standing out. Where in the world are the rest of the SUPER SEXY BBW. DONT TELL ME YALL HIDING OUT. THAT SIMPLY WONT DO. I mean KHARI put us on the Map. Where are YOU?but this article is not a skinny bash. I Love looking at a Woman with a 10% BMI. I admire their dedication to achieve such wellness, and ALWAYS ENCOURAGE EVERY BBW TO EXERCISE, EAT TO LIVE, and Dance All Night Long.Now. being that I know your are Hungry and crave my Spices let ,me explain this Seasoned Thing...HaHa Do I really have to? Wait until The Books are Published, until then Let your Mind Stir on That awhile... I am just seasoned therefore I am tenderized and cooked precisely enough to see though all of that extra flavor yall put on to try and Make Love to a BBW without preheating the Oven. I can't take it anymore, You Guys are way out of Making Love to a BBW Practice. Some of the things you are saying and doing, will only work on less confident younger BBWS or Older ones who simply don't give a damn. Lame levels 1000!I HAVE CREATED A BULLETIN JUST FOR YOU!

ATTENTION MAKING LOVE TO A BBW POTENTIALS!!!

if you are a beginner to this , meaning you have finally come to terms with your infactuation , and you are no longer embarrassed by your friends horrible jokes, or you simply get tired of being cold in the winter this is for you.WE KNOW IF YOU ARE NOT EXPERIENCED...You still say NoNo's Like... I VE ALWAYS LIKED BIG GURLS (no!)The bigger the Cushion, the better the PUshin...(Hell No!)and finally...I promise, BIGGURLS ARE THE BEST LOVERS (this one kills me, its sort of a double whammy hidden insult, which say in a sense, BIG GURLS HAVE TO WORK HARDER IN THE BED ROOM BECAUSE OF THE DISADVANTAGES OF BEING LARGER and because of this MANY MEN MAKE THE HORRENDOUS MISTAKE not knowing those Love making Techniques are Pure Sensuality and Sexuality just like any woman has, You just RELISH it more because THE STEAK WEIGHS MORE OUNCES. CHECK THIS OUT "If YOU WANT TRICKS IN THE BED, ASK THE SKINNY CHICK YOU ARE WITH IN PUBLIC TO DO IT".and further more...Don't Judge Me...

Keep in mind this is all about perception OF the Working Mind of a Fabulous BBW.Let us begin. A couple of evenings ago...We (my companion and I, whom BTW is a brand Ambassador)...boarded the Train to The Arts Center. As we rushed onto the train, directly across from us to the left sitting facing us, there sat an Armani Coal Colored Fitted Suit, draped over a 6ftplus, Creamy Caramel Complected, Crisp Cut Man God...Whew! I mean this Young Black Man was a damn good example of Money Looks Good On You! back to my story...but before I do, let me tell you something BBW Lovers, Look Like You Want an Attention Catching Voluptous Vixen on Your Side! I mean Carry Yourself Well... and She Will Notice The Pride you Take in Loving You First!Naturally, I must compose myself, and remain calm because as I glance at him while trying not to look like I am starring him up and down, I have to realize ...I am also traveling with my 5'9 Bombshell Black Barbie Doll Sista and most times on our travels, Next to her a savvy BBw like me is usuallly and almost always ignored. Sad but true, they sneak and watch you BBW...They like to stare at all the curves and crannies but will pretend not to, in public..ijs...I mean seriously It takes MAGNIFICENT CONFIDENCE and ELEVATED SELF LOVE to kick it with this sister. So my beautiful BBW's Im calling out to you... Stop hanging out with all the women who have low self esteem just to make you look better. Challenge your pride, Esteem and Beauty to a duel. Hang out with a Fine Ass Slender Chick and Then Be a BBW. Watch who shows up to make love to you... That being said.

I look up and all of a sudden this Man-God is on the phone talking and he starts winking at me in the middle of his conversation with out missing a beat.

AWE HELL YEAH!

so you know what a Bold Beautiful Woman like me does?....shyttt...

I wink Back!

I grin real coylike

and look around to see who else he might be winking at

and I thought...Hes actually winking at me first and not my promotional Model Lady friend. Which trust me BBW lovers is too rare. We are definately an aquired taste and thats what we need to know... Moving forward some more... So hes winking at me, and Im'trying to keep my kitty from purring and twisting my brains out (locs duh!)on the slick, pulling down my shirt, looking in my reflection across the way and checking to see if hes going to wink again. I AM FEELING REAL GOOD NOW ...so I looking at him wink everytime I look at him, so forget the games Imma stare right at him and let him know I get the winking message...

Say what.. then The harsh reality of the whole situation came to me. I looked directly at him and realized...

AWE Hell & SHYT FIRE!

He Has

TOURETTE SYNDROME!

He has uncontrollable winks. And all this time 15 whole minutes I thought he was winking at me and his eyes where out of control.I absolutely have to share this and let someone else tell me if this is really happening, so i bite the bullet and inform my model friend of the whole winking episode...Trust me...she just lost her mind with laughter after I explained to her how I reacted I invited her to look for herself.. We Owe that brother and apoligy we laughed so hard. But if he only knew that In My Mind He Was Winking at me. suddle conclusion and ebonitorical synopsis : The sad part is that in order to start the process of truly making Love to a BBW, you have to remember the little things. Wink at a BBW Sometimes, even if its a side effect of Tourette Syndrome . It matters and makes a BBW like me feel Like a Queen. The laughter equaled the Love So this is dedicated To The fine ass Brother with Tourettes who winks uncontrollably at BBWS Thank for making Love to a BBW at that very moment.

Sunday, August 4, 2013

Long Time No Love in Your Direction all because of a Temporary Erection...Making Love to a BBW clearly requires more than a Physical Reaction!WE CHOOSE ALWAYS... which is the moral of this storyToday I want a specific Situation to Manifest. In Honor of all BBW Lovers we must ask for exactly what we want! Dont play no games just BE WHO YOU ARE AND IT WILL WORK itself out...To MAKE REAL LOVE TO A BBW LIKE ME, TODAYRequires High Speed Access in an Environment condusive to Spiritual Enlightenment, Creative Forces, and My wish as YOUR Command... AND LETS NOT FORGET MOBILE OFFICE FAVORSA selection of fine beverages and quality Greenery as a backdrop would set me on Fire! Sagi-Corn Season! AND mY pROMOTIONAL mODEL WANTS ONE 2!that being said about Making Love to a BBW...All About Me? How do you live?in case you are UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF PRESENTING YOUR LOVE MAKING PLAN TO BE MY MAN..ARRANGE TRANSPORTATION

Saturday, May 11, 2013

I am going to start my Series on Replies to The Craigslist Personals. I will leave out Viable information like real names and emails. So that no one gets upset or so Their Wife wont find out they have been in the Pursuit of Making Love to a BBW!

AS I STATED...I DO NOT JUDGE YET SO MANY OTHERS DO...but something drew your attention...WHICH IS WHAT TRUE MARKETING IS...GETTING THE ATTENTION OF YOUR TARGET MARKET...which you are not mine....however;I absolutely Love when Men like you, who obviously have the Keys to the Universe, take it upon yourselves to depict how a WOMAN SHOULD FEEL. I can' t help that you have an age complex. Last I checked, SnoopLion amongst other Entertainers, ie LLCoolJ, are still creating raving fans, and LIVING A RAP STAR LIFESTYLE... being as I run in the Independent Musicians circles I can be as youthful as I like because many rappers who are making real hits not that commercial garbage are over 30.. I cant really say much for your attitude because you have taken time out of your schedule to read my posting, shouldn't there be something an intelligent MATURE MAN LIKE YOU COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW BESIDES ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY MY JOY...I mean why take the time to write me? I THINK ITS BECAUSE YOU DID NOT FIT WHAT I was seeking and you feel inadequate so you lash out at me as a way to justify the hurt you feel inside. BUT REMEMBER I DONT JUDGE, ILL LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU...

He Never Wrote Back...# chucklechuckle

NEXT! I call this one "The Archers Bow"Keep in mind, each craigslist posting has a set of rules.1. Include your astrological sing in the subject line and 2. enclose a picture (not of the Penis!)

Subject: Sagittarius> > Hey there queen, (Good Job Team!)> > I am a 33 year old BM who resides in #!@#%. I am 5'10 with an athletic body. I enjoy music (r&b, jazz, neo-soul, gospel mainly), sports (basketball which I play pick-up games 2 to 3 times a week, football, track, and boxing), relaxing at home (playing a game (board, computer, cards, etc), and scenic places (parks, botanical gardens, etc). I am a very optimistic person who enjoys life.> > I am looking for a special friend. I miss the excitement of looking forward to hearing from that special one. The touch of a special female when we are near. The laughter. The affection. The romance. I am looking for attention, affection, and companionship. I am just a simple laid back person that loves to laugh and enjoy life. If you are interested send me a picture.> > I am:> -Affectionate> -Romantic> -Laid Back> -Optimistic (almost to a fault of being blindly optimistic)> -Sincere> -Genuine> -Love being outdoors but can appreciate being indoors> -Giving> -Someone who will always tell you how I feel (always with tact though).> -Someone who will appreciate you> > I hope that my email finds you in good spirits and I look forward to chatting with you and maybe making a connection with you. :-)>

Before I move forward. I will ad in Commentary from inside my head in red!

Now let me ask The Ladies something? How would you have responded?

I did this...Morning Majesty,

Well, it was completely refreshing to read the reply. Thank you for all of the details. I provide just as much information to a man interested in connecting with me. Therefore if you would truly want to know more about me then follow this link and really find out if I am the woman you intend to pursue.

Sagittarius: Did you get my reply?Me:SO I Take it you have not looked at the page with my pic http://www.happy4money.blogspot.comSagittarius:Yes I looked at the page. I just wanted you to send me a full body pic. I hope you enjoyed my pic. (he really wanted to say...Let me see Dat Azz!)Me:Dear Sag, I know exactly what you want. But you seem to miss my point. There is a full body pic of me on the site and a video so..... No Matter. Its all lovely and Cookies over here. Be Full of Love and it will Find You Too!

Sagittarius:You are absolutely correct queen. You are a beautiful woman indeed. What are your thoughts about my pics?(That's What I thought! I am Correct!)Me:Well , I absolutely adore the one where you are smiling, My mouth is watering from the 1st one, and the other says You mean Business. I can dig it!http:carsbbwsloveng.blogspot.comSagittarius:I am glad you enjoyed the pics. I may can teach you how to love a thin guy. :). I am feeling your style and I am very interested. I am a big jokester and I love to have fun. I am a self employed tutor so I am about my business. Who knows, you may be my business soon. (wink). You can go ahead and pull your ad. Mrfeelright/mrisright/mrcanloveyouallnight is here. :)

(Did I say That I enjoyed the Pics on The Low Low?)

Keep In mind, I stopped here because this was just an example of how To Make Love to a BBW through E-Mail. I Love IT! Write to me AND Imma Write to You Note: if you are seeking to Make Love to An Intelligent BBW, Read, Comment and Write Often, I'm Just Saying...

Thursday, May 9, 2013

This is just a Late-Night Quickie posting for some of those who truly enjoy Making Love to A BBW in the wee hours...
How does a BBW choose Her Mr Right?
by posting a craigslist ad much like this one...
Or she can ask her Pastor for a suggestion...

Of Course Craigslist deleted My posting but they left the one up about the Teenage Girl lookalike wanting to find her Sugar Daddy! bastards!
So heres the posting..

The Picture is not me but She is real? How does that make you feel?Moving forward to my posting for LTRSo you are coming across this ad strictly because you saw the inclusion of the word SEX! And thats ok with me, I purposely put it in there because It is exactly what I want. With My Numero Uno. Hell Yeah I'm looking for Sex with no Strings Attached because Strings arent Strong enough I want ropes. With Ropes you can secure belongings, save a life, move a rock out of the road , tie off a bleeding limb and on and on and on.. So I'm saying The Eternal Booty Call . Thats All!

In Order to reach that Goal of having sex a couple of must haves should be in place so that my Sexuality has Room to Blossom, he;s got to be handsome, In his eyes and in mine, I like Gold Teeth, Chains, Tattoos, sitting on the dock of the pay, Dinar, toe Rings, mulitiple social media Accounts and silkDresses. So apply the content and truly peep what I'm saying to you Folk, I'm no Joke! Must be an Extreme Dream Catcher with O.C.GM. D. (obsessive compulsive getmoney desire) AND IS a numero uno TEAM PLAYER! A HATER SLAYER! If I must say so in lamens terms.

And I repeat for those of you who read my postings regulary and still wonder why I do not respond to you. PLEASE INCLUDE your Zodiac sign or signs if you r a cusp in the subject line. Attach or Embed your Pictures or introduction videos in your initial posting or else you will be ignored. I can state these requests because this is my posting for the Man who I want, not the one who thinks he will actually choose me.

Now as far as the PHatPhantasy haters Go..why bother sending a reply, you know you want a big gurl in your life admit it first then rant and rave about what I said but be sure to include your pic and sign too. Now some of you reply wanting to know why I have not included a pic. This is because a picture allows you to draw a conclusion based on How I Look. NEED I say more, SOME OF YOU ARE HERE SIMPLY BASED ON THE SISTA ABOVES LUSCIOUS THIGHS... but I have better than that .. a website ALLABOUTME. JUST INQUIRE WITHIN...5'4LOCSBLKFATAND TALKING SHYT REGardless!

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

First and foremost before we begin this adventure let me ask one thing of the Faithful Readers...

DONT' JUDGE ME!

now about this one night stand shyt...

In order to properly choose my target, I employ a number of various methods to attract the Man which I desire. I am a huge flirt and I enjoy a Quality Flirtation Session with a Complete Stranger from Time 2 Time to keep my creative juices flowing and to ensure that My Expression of my sexuality (see next article) remains intact and overloaded!

and I flirt at the Grocery store, the Laundry Mat and at the Courthouse!

I'm just saying Don't Fuckin Judge me and I won't Fuckin Judge You!

.And I do All This Flirting To Find My Perfect One Night Stand!

A one night stand which will turn into an Eternity of Booty Calls

AT

MY DISCRETION

I AM SEARCHING FOR MY HUSBAND!

who will provide me with a

One night stand which Lasts Forever!

My Mutha Fuckin Boo!

that being said...

And this is just from personal experience as a BBW looking for a man who wants to know about Making love to a BBW, If you choose to employ any of these methods for Your Perfect One night stand, and require creative content for your personals ad, call me I got you!

Back 2 the subject at hand....

As an applicant to Make Love to this BBW, I want to know if you are going to be able to sustain my Appetites, one of which I am very fond of...

I'll let ya'll stir on that one for awhile...

So I have attended many preliminary One Night Stands where I test their worthiness based on some key factors:

Conversational Savvy!

Environment!

Ambience!

Vibes!

Skillz!

Raw Human Attractibility! (made that one up!)

Pure Supernatural Instinct &

finally...

Fuck you Pay Me!

I'm just kidding...

But Really THAT is The Way You One Night Stand a Nigga!

In Order to get to that point they must meet a list of written requirements also. So I posted this on craigslist...your anonymous craigslist address will appear here

Are u Different? If you are then maybe we can get along. I seek a Man who is Sure of his Dreams, Goals and Aspirations who can enjoy an extremely outgoing, vibrant people person who is always on the go. I enjoy working hard and playing even harder. I will Alwaz like to hit a good party, nightclub, event, concert or I can simply sit at the dock of the bay. I love to play! just kidding, but seriously...Are U Different ? AABBW seeks LTR

i am a well rounded, well traveled, woman who DOES NOT JUDGE, even though others judge me often. I am E-Artist and way into the Rap-Star lifestyle. I am a specialty Blog writer and so I relish a person who is intellectual as well as ruggedly sexy.I've alwayz had an attraction to heavily tattooed bodies, gold teeth and Samson's Hair!iN SEARCH OF mY mR. uNO TO TAKE OVER THE wORLD WITH

bUSINESS mINDED mAN OF THE hOUR WANTED.PLEASE SEND YOUR SIGN AND SOME VIABLE INFORMATION ABOUT YOURSELF ALONG WITH A PICTURE FOR CONSIDERATIONMEET N GREET when I Get Ready!PICS OF ME ARE AVAILABLE ONLINE ANYTIME JUST ASK ME AFTER YOU LET ME KNOW ABOUT YOU.

Location: Earth

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

So you kind of get a gist why I can have my choice of One Night Stand Opportunities. i'm just looking for One to go All The Way With.

What are you looking for in a One night stand?

In my next Article I will be posting some of the responses which I got from this posting!!!Stay Tuned and advertise your Business Here! written by

Sunday, May 5, 2013

It totally Depends on How You TRULY FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF...( this one is for my Ladies)Straight Up I could sit here all Night and Discuss with Our Male Readers who are wanting to learn about "MAKING LOVE TO A BBW" what they need to do to Honor You...But you have to Do it To Yourself First, 1st , 1st!Know your own point of expression when it comes to your True SEXUALITY.

Before we begin lets define

SEXUALITY

FreeMode IRC : #urbandictionary

sexuality is just one of those things you are born with, you do not choose it, its just part of who you are, whether you be physically, emotionally & sexually attracted to males, females, or even both.only you can truly know your sexuality because no-one can feel the things you feel except yourself.some people think that if you are anything except heterosexual then you are abnormal or have a disease, but this is not so, people should except you for your sexuality whether that be heterosexual, homosexual or bisexual

Now that I have tackled some technical views about sexuality Lets talk about it FOR REAL, FOR REAL...

Yourz, mine and Every Woman's Sexuality is Diverse. Just like we are! I cannot explain to you how to do your Hair in order to feel Sexy . Because that's where your Sex-uality (sexual personality or quality of ) comes into play. How are you wearing your hair today in Order to feel most comfortable with how you look and feel? That's True Sexuality, looking, feeling and being completely comfortable in Your Life All the time. The Expression of your True Sexuality is a whole different story and completely up to you! Personally I Like a Good Old Fashioned...Risque' Pic of My Self to REMIND ME CONSTANTLY MY True SEXUALITY and Expression of It!!What will you do to Be Infatuated with You?

Now we all know that Shiny Pretty Things can be Diamond Rings, Emerald Bracelets or Gold Necklaces. (see Trinidad James). Keep in mind, there is a process to this. You can't just randomly go out and pick a piece of Jewelry. You have to pay close attention to detail or else you will waste Money on A piece of Bling that she will never wear. And that would be Tragic and you would look even more NOT WORTHY of Her Love! And we know this is not what You Want.

So here are some guidelines to picking out the perfect Shiny Pretty Thing for your Queen.

(trust me , you want to read these)

1. Watch her Color palette. See what colors she accents with. If you never see her wear red, just a hint..do not get RUBIES! 2. See what accessories she wears most often. If she never has on a Toe ring, don't get one UNLESS, you have a FOOT FETISH and you Love her Feet then GoForIT!personally, a good Attention Getter and Show Stopper is a Very Vivid yet Classic Pearl Bracelet.

3. Watch they way she Moves. this is a very important step that sadly to say is overlooked, because anyway a BBW Moves will drive a BBW Lover Crazy! Let me explain this one in Detail.If Your BBW enjoys Slam dancing to Seven Dust in a Crowd of 5000 people, you may consider pieces a bit more sturdy and Edgy for example...even though I'm not an affiliate but these pieces might just work for her.

4.And to keep this short I'm will finish off with frequency. If Your BBW wears jewelry everyday, then she will require a constant flow of jewelry to her collection. So you may be better off just getting her a BAD Ass Mirrored Jewelry Box and constantly work on filling it!

and then its all Happy BBW from there, but we will get back to what it really, really,really takes to Make Love to a BBW.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Todays little early morning tidbit is inspired by Avon, MaryKay, JamBerry Nails and Me. All of these products contribute to the looks which have fascinated some of you who consistently follow me on facebook, tagged, or linkedin, But what does this have to do with Making Love to a BBW?

I will tell you...

We put hours of effort into Loving Ourselves. Up at 5am put on the facemask made from oatmeal and almond, leave it on for an hour, wash it off, exfoliate blablablahSo if you think for a moment Being the BBW you want to Make Love to is Easy . No It Is NOT!BBW has to be perfect all the Time because you are already sizing her up when she walks into the room.

This one is Specifically for those who Strive to truly Make Love to a BBW..

Lets eliminate the Physical aspects of this Right Away.Its Simple..Whether you are a Man or Woman who has an affinity to the BBW we already know you prefer the comforts of plush living...

So what comes next when attempting to Make Love to a BBW?

Let me answer that in the simplest way possible...LOVE

let me do that again..

LOVE

and One More Time

LOVE!

I could sit here all day long and explain in many words what Making Love to a BBW is about. But that would be an unnessesary waste of valuable Internet Space. That You could be advertising your business on. Instead I say simply this. If You Love a Thing Make it Bling!

Which Leads me to $$$

I repeat $$$

and Finally $$$

How do you know when a Man loves his car? Its got all shiny wheel packages (like the cars In Nigeria) How do you know when a Man Loves his Moma? She's got the Biggest Hat in Service and can't wait to tell all the single sisters that her son brought it!

So why should your Love for Your BBW Be any different! Give her everything She Needs to Shine No matter what her Status IS. If she choose to allow you to be in her presence, Show your Appreciation!

Which brings us to our Final Want...

FLOWERS,FLOWERS,FLOWERS,

FLOWERS,FLOWERS,

FLOWERS,FLOWERS,

PLANT THE SEEDS TODAY , THEY BLOOM TOMMORROW!

AND FOR THE RECORD...please NEVER SAY THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO STAND UP IN MY BIG OLE THANG! OMG! that was the give it to me line from a FULTON COUNTY NATIVE! chucklechucklechucklechuckle

Monday, April 22, 2013

I know I am not the only one who has heard the BBW Hater in the Club whispering to her other anorexic friends as a Voluptous Vixen Walks by Flaunting all of her Curvy assets, She Should not have that on , showing all that..Really? But its ok for those size A Barely Boobs to be Peeping over your V-neck Shirt.For Once We all need to recognize that Diversity in our Figures is Where its at.I remember when I was a size 12 and women with Ample assets used to come around me, showing off their goods and I was in AWE of all their Wonderfulness. Because I tell you what , It takes a lot more GUTS to wear a tube top in a size FFF than it does in a B cup and FYI, it costs way more to PURCHASE that particular Tube top in Our Sizes.

The point is this, If you are a BBW Lover, and you see a Confident, Curvy Goddess, TELL her! Trust me she already Knows it but , for that one Compliment you give she has been victim to 10 times the stares, sucking teeth and jealous hisses. It will make her DAY! Even if you are attached to a skinny woman don't be scared to say it. Besides if your woman is a size 10 you couldn't handle a size 20 anyways. LOVE A BBW RIGHT, PURCHASE HER SOME LINGERIE TONIGHT. and have her COOK YOU SOME FRIED CHICKEN in IT!
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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Have you found just the Right lady for tonight?Is she thick as all Get Out?when she walks by make you wanna shout?I HOPE SO, and if not, something has gone terribly wrong in your universe.Maybe you are out on the town with your SHOWGIRL, while your BBW is at home getting ready for you?Sad to say but some of you are guilty of this very crime. Calling your BBW at the wrong time!

So here is a Lesson in Timing for The BBWLover!

1. Be Consistent! Trust me, we know when you attempt to make us a Convenience. (Sadface)2.Be Honest! If the heaviest woman you have ever been with was under 200 lbs. Tell The truth.( we know you like hips & azz anyway!)2a.Had to go a bit further here. We know because you cannot handle a BBW in the same manner which you Handle a LW. IT requires, skill, patience, ingenuity, and aDAMN STRONG BACK! (ijs)3.IN CONCLUSION YOUR TIMING MUST BE PERFECT WHEN FOLLOWING THESE GUIDELINES.

Not because of his height (over 6 ft) ooweee.Not because of his perfectedCaramel Coated Complexion...Never due to thatSolid Gold Smile...(REAL NIGGA BLING!)and Most definitely not based on the Sheer Power ofhis Swag...Like aCADILLAC!Oh No, Dedicated Lovers of BBW,MAKING LOVE TO A BBW,involves much more than those minor physical attributes.MAKING LOVE TO A BBW requiresyou to be smooth with your APPROACH...carefully pulling up to the curb, and opening the door to her intellect...When you start up herengine...Be fully aware of the horsepower (KENTUCKY BLUEGRASS BABY!) and ease off the brakes, let her say what she wants to say, do what and when she wants to do it ...only you watch the speedometer...KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE GOING, and don't act surprised when you have arrived at exactly the destination you set out to arrive AT. MEANING: (for those of you reading this and takingall things into account)LOVE ALWAYS YOURSELF FIRST...NEVER EVER LIE ABOUT YOUR GOALS WHEN SEEKING TO BE THE 1 TO RIDE OOPS DRIVE HER.YEAH I SAID IT! that's what you want to do anyway, AND THE BBW KNOWS IT! YOU LOVE IT! SO PREPARE YOURSELF TO BE FINANCED WITH THE UNIVERSAL BANK OF THE LARGEST ACCOUNT....MAKING LOVE TO A BBW REQUIRES THE RIGHT KEYS...THE PITCH:ALWAYS REMEMBER, this blog is not for the KIDS, GRASS EATING GOATS! It is written by theSINCERE HARDCORE CAPRICORNIAN SEA GOAT WITH THE SKILL OF THE ARCHER! I NEVER STOP CLIMBING ..and I use personal experience, knowledge of the elders, first hand accounts, daily situations and challenges and everyone I meet who has ever made me think about Love, because I am a Bold Beautiful Woman TOO! I would love the same of FOR YOU. To be in Love Always. The MAKINGLOVETOABBWTEAM!Keep this blog alive.. and allow your soul to donate to its cause! ALLOW TEAM LOVEABBW.COM to come alive.JOIN US In spreading the MAKINGLOVETOA BBW ENERGY. THE REQUEST: appreciate your pal, pay upstreamfrequencys@live.comAPPLICATION:1.SPONSORSHIP PACKAGE TO SUPPORT WWW.ARMORDOWN.US2.CONTINUED ARTIST VENTURES DESIGNED SUPPORT EFFORTS TO INCREASE AVAILABILITY OF ALTERNATE FUNDING SOURCES, for nontraditional business structures and owner operated businesses of THE AMERICAN WOMAN. 3.Donations to assist with THE IMMEDIATE NEED FOR MUSIC AND THE ARTS TO REMAIN IN THE SCHOOLS AND IN THE HOMES OF FAMILIES.4.SURVIVAL, PURE SURVIVAL!THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR Comments, Chuckles, Dinners, Donations, Chances, Cookies and Trust. A Work in Progress,GOTEAM LOVERwww.tagged.com/goteamllc

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