Former Marine turned Doctor, but he still can't drive a stick!
After discovering that people who gave shots had more fun than people who got shot, Mike put himself through four years of college, four years of medical school and four years of residency. Still, he tried to maintain a personal life and once left in a the middle of an autopsy to attend Ozzfest–still wearing his scrubs. Unfortunately, the sleep-deprived medical resident fell asleep during the show.
Nicknamed "Metaphor Mike" he does his best to dazzle the crowd with his analogies, similes, and random stuff.
When is all over you should feel better about yourself without having to dish out the co-pay.