Valentine gifts from hell

The only thing worse than a novelty keyring? Negging your partner with your love of bacon.

This. And in fact any 'hilarious' sexist joke gifts from your local novelty gift store.

Co-dependent winter mittens send the wrong message.

Look, I don't want to assume that Brenda wasn't over-the-moon about this. A tattoo is a grand gesture of love that a lot of people totally dig. It just should never be sprung on someone as a complete surprise. Am I right?