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by Jack Hoehn, December 19, 2016: —Can we just trash the whole Christmas mess?

He should have been born in Rome. Or at least in Athens. London or Paris? But why was he born in Touchet? In Lowden? In Funkley, Minnesota? Bethlehem is a little nothing, some struggling shops selling olive wood camels carved in China.

And the angels lied. He did not bring peace on earth. Tell that to the bleeding babies and their weeping mothers of 4 BC Herodian Bethlehem.

The people of God did not welcome the son of God. Pagans reading the lies of a false prophet came to his support using a non-biblical prophecy. And idolaters who worshiped sun, moon, the Nile river, and mummified cats gave him a place of refuge.

Then there is the whole Christmas thing. Return of the sun after the solstice, birthday of Saturn before the Christ, candles for the sun’s light, round balls like little suns hung on trees. Mistletoe was an aphrodisiac used during the sun festival. Isn’t that why you still kiss someone under the mistletoe?

Jesus as a baby is quite easy to adore and ignore. If you go to Catholic art in churches and museums all over the world, they tend to keep Jesus as a baby on Mary’s lap. Pictures show his honored mother, surrounded by celibate adult male headship guys in funny robes and hats, and an infantile Jesus ignoring most everything while Ellen and the General Conference (pardon me, Mary and the bishops) run Heaven’s earthly enterprise.

Then there was the uterus. According to Wikipedia, “a section of the Holy Umbilical Cord believed to remain from the birth of Christ, is currently in the Archbasilica of St. John Lateran.”[i]

So, can we just trash the whole Christmas mess as a poorly disguised pagan infiltration of Christianity?

There was a shortage of fir trees in Zambia, so for one Christmas we took a Ficus or wild fig tree into our home in the summer weather of December south of the equator, and bedecked it with some round glass globes shaped like the sun, and gave gifts to each other like pagan wise-guys from the east, and I kissed the mother of my children and the fruits of her womb under some African mistletoe we took out of the tropical forests about Mwami Adventist Hospital.

Our Lesotho friends considered the Christmas meal as an outdoor barbecue! After all, it was the start of the South African summer.

We also had communion in Zambia using raisins soaked in water for our fruit of the vine, although I thought that using local granadilla or passion fruit juice from the local vines could have been a step forward.

And instead of a partridge in a pear tree, during the Christmas season in Zambia fantastic electric green pigeons with beautiful bright yellow feet came to the wild fig outside my bedroom window.

African green pigeon, Wikimedia Commons.

Another time in my life, in an apartment in Zurich a kind family took in a student far from home and shared a small fir tree with real dangerous candles lit on Christmas Eve, and a large slab of Frigor chocolate as gifted to me in place of gold, frankincense or myrrh.

Once another year, two small boys in a large Swiss cathedral celebrated Christmas with large brown bear-shaped gingerbread, given to them by this apostate church in Bern. And then there were small cakes in the shape of hedgehogs covered with chocolate to help celebrate the season without any tree at all.

So is it the weather, the symbols, the customs, the details, the origins, the ethnicity of Christmas that matters? Is Christ to be celebrated in some pure and refined, unpaganized, uncultured, original and uncorrupted manner? Shall Adventists become holier-than-thou in our Christmas avoidance or celebration? Shall we “bring Christ back to Christmas” or leave him fully out of it?

The male headship guys should have been there shouting his praises the week before Calvary, but instead little boys and little girls did the job, waving palm branches and singing hosannas. Pagans gave him birthday presents and provided him a place of sanctuary when the people of God refused to do so. Courageous women stayed around him on the cross and were first to announce his resurrection, when most of the men hid behind locked doors in fear.

Jesus was born in obscurity in a nothing village, center of controversy and suffering for two thousand years, tented in a human body formed inside a teenage uterus, ending his brief ministry in criminal execution, followed by many from the lower classes—slaves, servants, and women. Jesus has conquered and will conquer the world!

He has taken Saturn-day back from the pagans as the Sabbath. He has taken sun balls back as Christmas tree decorations. He has taken the evergreens back as symbols of the tree of life that rooted from Eden again sprung up on Calvary. Your wrapped toys, socks, Amazon gift cards, and bars of chocolate return as tokens of the Giver of every good gift. Orion in the sky was a pagan god, but Adventists now look to his sword to bring them back Jesus. Bacchus has lost his wine to communion. And mistletoe now serves love instead of lust.

Ride on, King Jesus; the Lion of the Tribe of Judah has conquered not as lion but as lamb! Every custom, every tradition, every joy will bend and bow and become subject to his loving rule. Every gift can become a token of his love.

He will take the jackpot from gamblers, the science from evolutionists, the high from drug users, the luxury from the wealthy, the music from the bands, the high notes from the opera, the drama from the movies, the prizes from the winners, the flavors from the restaurants and redeem them all, all to himself.

“Here there is no Gentile or Jew, circumcised or uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave or free, but Christ is all, and is in all.”[ii]

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Comments: 11

Jack, What an articulate eloquent, beautiful evocative article. It deserves far wider publication– the ATLANTIC, CHRISTIANITY TODAY? Please submit it to other magazines!

I concur with your observations that Christmas is culturally and geographically based. We always celebrated Christmas on a beach too hot to walk on with bare feet ( NATAL, South Africa) with juicy mangoes as our stocking stuffers! But surely Christmas is childhood’s most magical memory!

WILLIAM ABBOTT

December 19, 2016 at 6:28 pm

I think Mary is more than a teenage uterus. Frankly, I’m more comfortable with “Mother of God” than I am ‘teenage uterus.’ Doctors, what are you thinking??!

What about her faith? “Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word.” Not worthy of mention? I wish you’d re-write that.

I don’t know why you share Boccati’s peculiar late renaissance artwork, and then pawn it off as representative, common fare. Most of what I see at Christmas time is Mary and Joseph and the baby Jesus, laying in the manger, just like in the bible. The Roman Catholic church is guilty of many things, infantiling Jesus Christ is not one of them. Ever see a crucifix?

Yes, Christmas/Saturnalia is a bifurcated holiday. I was in Guangzhou last week and its beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go. I do share your willingness to make the best of it. To go along, using the occasion to remind others, and myself, about Jesus and Bethlehem and the King of Israel, who is the Son of David & the Son of God. (in all His maleness, of course) For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counseller, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

But I want to thank you for the Christmas present Jack. You alone continue to use WordPress, and I love you for it. This is the most fun commenting I’ve had in weeks. Merry…

my2centz

December 20, 2016 at 8:34 am

Wm Abbott wrote: “Jesus … in all His maleness, of course”

To be born human necessarily involves human features determined by DNA. Height, skin and eye color, sex, etc. While Jesus in accepting the limits of humanity was male, the Incarnation in its spiritual significance is not defined or constrained by human gender. If it were, salvation couldn’t fully apply to women.

Jack Hoehn

December 21, 2016 at 11:26 pm

Jack Edit: Your well thought out comments on the article are welcome, but these comments are read by me before being posted, and this will not be a chat line and comments on comments with arguments, etc will not be reposted. Make a contribution by improving this article, but don’t expect this to be an open chat line with multiple comments.

DD

December 20, 2016 at 4:39 pm

The whole Christmas tradition appears to focus on Jesus the Christ. But I think everyone is aware that in today’s society giving presents to each other (I give to other, they give to me–back to square one; only we both end up spending money on something we don’t want or need) is Biblically contradictory. Presents were brought to the New Born King Jesus. Amazing how things get turned around.

Christmas trees appear innocent enough, but not when we read Jer. 10:1-5:

1 Hear the word which the LORD speaks to you, O house of Israel. 2 Thus says the LORD: “Do not learn the way of the Gentiles; do not be dismayed at the signs of heaven, for the Gentiles are dismayed at them. 3 For the customs of the peoples are futile; for one cuts a tree from the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. 4 They decorate it with silver and gold; they fasten it with nails and hammers so that it will not topple. 5 They are upright, like a palm tree, and they cannot speak; they must be carried, because they cannot go by themselves. Do not be afraid of them, for they cannot do evil, nor can they do any good.”

Yes, Jack, I agree with William. Good to see you still using WordPress.

Jack Hoehn

December 21, 2016 at 11:24 pm

Jack Edit: Yes bowing down and worshiping a Christmas Tree would not be a good idea. Frankly, however, I’ve never met anyone who was worshiping their Christmas Tree.

Groucho

December 24, 2016 at 1:39 pm

“Christmas trees appear innocent enough, but not when we read Jer. 10:1-5”

This passage has nothing to do with Christmas trees, which didn’t exist at the time of Jeremiah, the Incarnation not having taken place yet.. It describes the creation and setting up of an idol.

Unless you’re bowing down to the tree, I don’t see what the problem is. If you don’t want to have a tree, fine, but don’t condemn those who may wish to do so.

Chris Chan

December 23, 2016 at 8:22 am

Hi Jack,

Jack wrote “Ellen and the General Conference ( pardon me, Mary and the bishops)” Your cynicism is showing again. You seem to have some difficult controlling that. Do try to keep such “low blows” to yourself. Most unbecoming.

Chris. Chan

Jack Hoehn

December 24, 2016 at 2:59 pm

My cynacism of the male headship herisy will stop when Adventists repent of it.

Roger Metzger

December 23, 2016 at 9:13 am

On the surface, it would appear that adventists are arguing with each other about whether a) Christmas is a pagan holiday that has been given a Christian-sounding name, b) Christmas is a contraction for Christ’s mass–a celebration of the Roman Church that protestants should oppose as vigorously as the puritans did in the English colonies in the seventeenth century, c) Christmas is a secular holiday the pagan aspects of which can be ignored in a SECULAR setting or d) Christmas is a holiday that should be considered Christian simply because it is “traditional” to consider it Christian.

I submit that the real question is none of the above. The real question is whether adventists should be telling other adventists what to believe, what to do and what to not do.

I’ve been a voting member of about a dozen SdA congregations in about a half-dozen states. My part in the discussion is to help elect a first elder who can decide whether or how to celebrate “Christmas” during worship services and then attend or not attend depending on whether those decisions are consistent with my understanding of what “Christmas” is.

BTW, I was once invited to the home of some adventists on Christmas eve and they DID kneel around their Christmas tree in a manner that I found quite distressing.

Ken L Lawson

December 23, 2016 at 7:45 pm

Dear Jack,

Thankyou again for a broad perspective given by a dedicated Doctor to the cause of Christ. I never cease to be amazed by the perspective of another.

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