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Month: August 2016

New York, August 27, 2016 – Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump announced today that, if elected, he will overhaul the U. S. Treasury department, making it more like one of his casinos. “Unlike the U.S. Treasury, my casinos never run out of money. Well, except when they go bankrupt, but the treasury doesn’t have […]

I was in the mall earlier, and it was so fucking crowded I actually had to take my eyes off my phone to avoid walking into people, something I don’t normally have to do. No chance at catching a Pikachu when there’s someone three times your size shuffling forward at the rate of snail on […]