Brad Penny is available if anyone is looking for another starting pitcher....

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His misleading last name makes him sound like he is worth more than he actually is.

On a positive note, it looks like Pujols may be pulling out of that terrible slump and may no longer be waiver wire fodder.

@ Bill: Oh, by the way, nothing personal, but I plan to change the settings by removing all categories that you are doing well in.

@ the rest of the league- So you don't need to make any adjustments. I couldn't find any categories he was good at.

@ Jammer-I was messing around with the settings [STRIKE]to screw Bill over [/STRIKE]looking to see where I could [STRIKE]give myself every advantage possible[/STRIKE] make improvements and I accidentally deleted your team from our league. Rest assured, I'm working on the problem.

As always, I am here to work for you guys. Please send any suggestions or concerns you may have to the following:

@ Jammer-I was messing around with the settings [STRIKE]to screw Bill over [/STRIKE]looking to see where I could [STRIKE]give myself every advantage possible[/STRIKE] make improvements and I accidentally deleted your team from our league. Rest assured, I'm working on the problem.

I thought the first step was for you to admit that you have a problem.

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Billiam, whatever E.F. Hutton IS...you are NOT.

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I spent a lot of time working on this [STRIKE](by my calculations at least 8.5 minutes)[/STRIKE] and I'm sure it shows. I never take shots at you. When I talk about your fantasy teams it is merely to offer constructive criticism because it is obvious that you struggle to reach even mediocrity...time and time again. My feelers are hurt right now. Don't you ever have anything positive to say about my work?

Maybe I'm being a bit hard on you. I just looked at the standings and I see why you are hurting. Do you need a hug from the league?

Hey, Bill. Why did you dump Pujols? Was it because of the slump or did [STRIKE]the Commissioner from hell?[/STRIKE] push a wrong button? I think you gave up on him too early. He seemed to be pulling out of it. I've got a number 8 waiver so I'm going to take a flier on him. I figure that should be good enough.

Have a nice day.

You know you are going to run to our fantasy homepage to check to see if I really did it. You KNOW you will!

Hey, Bill. Why did you dump Pujols? Was it because of the slump or did [STRIKE]the Commissioner from hell?[/STRIKE] push a wrong button? I think you gave up on him too early. He seemed to be pulling out of it. I've got a number 8 waiver so I'm going to take a flier on him. I figure that should be good enough.

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Don't scare me like that. I just ran to the fantasy homepage to check to see if you really did that.