While Dodge’s SRT Hellcat is aimed at bad guys with skull rings, embroidered, patch covered, evil metrosexual leather vests, and names like Clay Silas, The BRABUS 700 is aimed at world class evildoers. They’re basically guys who breed pet miniature giraffes (toy-sized for the kids), play with satellite death rays, and have names like Klaus Malum. If that’s you, this is your next commute car to the lair.

Power upgrades are based on a plug-and-play auxiliary control unit that provides new mapping for injection, ignition, and increased boost pressure. Rated output jumps to 700 HP at 6,100 rpm. Torque grows to 701 lb-ft at 3,500 rpm. A BRABUS Vmax Unit is under development that will increase the top speed beyond 186 mph. That could come in handy when running from a secret agent driving a regular AMG E63 S.

You’ll sound malicious, too. A stainless exhaust features electronically controlled exhaust flaps that can be set for “casing the joint” or “raising hell”. The exhaust also lowers back pressure.