Sunday, December 29, 2013

It's happened again this year! I invested countless hours of planning and labor to create my awesome display of holiday lights, but now the neighbors are complaining. There are rumors of legal action because my decorations: "attract too much attention"; "use up all the electricity"; and "make babies cry".
I am simply disgusted about their attitude. If the complaints continue I might disconnect all three light bulbs before this week ends!