Blonde The Builder

Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a nail; the blonde on the ladder would reach into her nail pouch, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to hammer it into the wood.

The other blonde, confused, watched her do this and after she could take it no longer yelled up, “Why the %@#& are you throwing some of the nails away?!” “Whoa! Don’t yell!” the blonde on the ladder explained, “If it’s pointed toward me when I pull it out of my pouch, I throw it away. If it’s pointed toward the house, then I can use it safely! Duh!”

The second blonde became irate at this point and started to call her all kinds of names, referencing how stupid she was and how she was the reason blonde’s get a bad rap for being dumb. She explained the importance of keeping all the nails, “Don’t throw away the nails that are pointed toward you! They’re for the other side of the house! Duh!”

They think you can’t use the nails because they are pointed towards them, but the other says they are for the other side of the house. Instead of the nail they turn the house around. Literally cant think of how I can make it simpler but I tried.

ok. that really sucked.
I don’t know one dumb blonde.
I get A’s and so does my sister, who is now
a chemical engineer. My mom used to be an engineer.
Yes, we are all blonde, and I do get this joke.
It’s not funny is all.

I have a version of this:
A blonde is Driving around in her car.
She is feeling a little put out because, on the radio that morning, she had heard that blondes were officially the stupidest beings on the planet.
She drove on and came to a field. In the middle of it was a blonde in a rowing boat trying to row across it.
The 1st blonde shouts to the blonde in the field: “what are you doing?”
The other replies: “I’m fishing”
the first blonde, angry now, shouts: “It’s people like you who give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim I’d come over there and give you what’s coming to you!”

That is so stereotype! If you replaced the blond with a brunette it wouldn’t be funny anymore, right? Because the person’s HAIR COLOR isn’t blond. It’s a HAIR COLOR. HAIR has nothing to do with our intelligence.