NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some photos emerged of Coco dancing with and face-kissing another man, a rapper named AP.9. First, Mrs. -T took to Twitter to downplay it. "Woke up to people in a panic about some pics (sic),please guys I'm happily married, sometimes fans & friends take silly pics.Its (sic) harmless RELAX."

But Ice confirmed on his own Twitter that yes, he does in fact think it's some serious shit:

"Don't get it twisted, I'm not happy about this s**t. Most of (the pictures) are disrespectful and in bad taste. She's made me look and feel like s**t. I say this on Twitter because there's no way to avoid the obvious misconduct of a married couple."

"Ice is right,the pics I took with this man were in poor taste & I disrespected my husband however the pics were the only thing that happened... I feel so sad,the bottom line is I love Ice & I can understand why he's upset theres no excuse for my actions.I'm so sorry baby & to evryone (sic)."

First my parents get divorced, and now this!? I WILL BE IN MY ROOM. [Express]

At his first public appearance since Kate Middleton was hospitalized, Prince William told reporters present at the London Winter Whites gala that they "shouldn't call [Middleton's condition] morning sickness, as it's a day and all-night sickness." But that doesn't mean they should expect regular updates on Duchess's well-being, a spokesperson for the Royal Family chided the press: "It is well known that hyperemesis gravidarum often recurs and, until further notice, to allow the Duchess a degree of privacy during her pregnancy, we do not intend to offer regular condition checks or advise of routine developments associated with it." [People]

We may never know if Demi Moore was, in fact, going out with 26-year-old art dealer Vito Schnabel: rumor has it that he has already broken up with her for drawing too much attention to herself by partying at Miami's Art Basel. Meanwhile, her kids are consistently mortified about her behavior: "They are becoming ever increasingly concerned about her bizarre and outlandish behavior. Demi just seems absolutely desperate for attention and they fear that she isn't in a good place mentally right now." I'd be freaked out if my mom was hanging out with Terry Richardsontoo. [Page Six, Radar Online]

In the January 2013 issue of Marie Claire, cover girl Lea Michele says of her breasts, "These babies are great. They are my prizewinners." [Page Six]

A bunch of the sons of famous rappers (e.g. Run-DMC, N.W.A.) will have their own reality show. [TMZ]

Headline winner of the morning: "ZACH BRAFF RELATED TO MITT ROMNEY BY DEAD WITCH." (+1,000 extra points because the woman in question was the final victim of Salem persecution, so like... not a witch.) [Express]

Gloria Estefan, Ricky Martin and Pitbull pay tribute to Mexican-American singer Jenni Rivera, who has perished along with 6 others in a plane crash. [Express]

Abigail Breslin accidentally punched a stuntman on set so hard that he needed a medic. She's so grown up now. [TMZ]

Miley Cyrus performed in a skimpy outfit with strippers at a concert called "Christmas Creampies." [NYDN]

Matt Damon shares his and wife Luciana's Christmas traditions: "We do the Latin American Christmas Eve gift opening and we do the American Christmas morning gift opening... We have this weird fusion for Christmas, but I think it just means more gifts for the kids, so they're into it." [People]

After a New Jersey fan sent Shannen Doherty a number of perturbing Tweets, Doherty called 911 from California in an attempt to stop her from committing suicide. Cops located the woman, and she said she didn't actually plan to harm herself. [Us Weekly]

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the widower of the late Mary Richardson Kennedy (who took her life in May of this year), may soon propose to girlfriend Cheryl Hines [Radar Online]

Jeremy Piven decided that a large digital installation of a dancing woman was "too risqué" to back financially, due to his image, and pulled his support. Dude, your image is Ari Gold. Methinks you just might be cheap. [Page Six]