DARLENE: You want a slice? Best sweet potato pie in the world. I just took
it out the frig.

DRIFTER: No ma'am.

DARLENE: All right, well when I change your mind, you let me know.

NOW IF YOU HAVE TIME TO SIT AND SQUANDER

TO LEAVE YOUR MIND TO DRIFT AND WANDER

COME SEE DARLENE AND DREAM YOUR WORRIES AWAY

COME GET A ROLL AND A SALAD

AND AN OL COUNTRY BALLAD

GIVE US A SHOUT AND COME HANG OUT

AT DARLENE'S DAYDREAM CAFE

WILLIE: Who the hell are you?

DARLENE: He's a paying customer. Get on outta here.

DARLENE: I have two boys - one smart one, and one stupid one. That's Willie
Bob.. .the stupid one.

IF YOU'RE PRESSED FOR TIME

GO FIND A McDONALDS

AND GET YOU SOME FAST FOOD TO GO

CAUSE ALL THE EATINS AT DARLENES

ARE COOKED UP REAL SLOW

BUT IF THERE'S A SONG YOU WANT TO HEAR

COME SIT A SPELL AND HAVE A BEER

AT DARLENE'S DAYDREAM CAFE

AND AUTO BODY REPAIR

JUST FORGET ABOUT YOUR WORRIES

AND COME LOOK US UP

NO ONE'S EVER IN NO HURRYS

ITS A BOTTOMLESS CUP

DARLENE: Now this here is Billy Joe! Mama's pride and joy. Ain't he 'bout
the handsomest young pony-boy you ever see'd?

DRIFTER: I'd say so, yes ma'am.

DARLENE: Well "Billy Joe Stupendous" say something...

BILLY: . . . Something.

GET YOU A HOT FUDGE SUNDAE

ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

AND OIL FOR YOUR CHEVROLET

CATCH UP ON THE LATEST NEWS

AND HEAR THE GREATEST BLUES

GIVE US A SHOUT AND COME HANG OUT

AT DARLENE'S DAYDREAM CAFE

WHERE WE DAYDREAM OUR WORRIES AWAY

Stranger Passing Through

THERE'S NOWHERE THAT I GOTTA BE

AND NOTHIN I GOT TO DO

THERE'S NOWHERE THAT I GOTTA BE

AND NOTHIN I GOT TO DO

THERE'S NO ONE HERE THAT KNOWS ME

I'M JUST A STRANGER PASSING THRU

DARLENE: What's your name, sugar?

DRIFTER: A MAN IS KNOWN BY MORE THAN HIS NAME.

DARLENE: Where you from?

DRIFTER: Oh, everywhere. Been to the Atlantic on my way to the Pacific, so
I can't say as where I'm from.

DARLENE: Looking for work?

DRIFTER: Nope. Just lookin.

DON'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS

AND I WONT TELL YOU ANY LIES

DON'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS

AND I WONT HAVE ANY REASON TO

TELL YOU ANY LITTLE DIRTY WHITE LIES

I DON'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS

I'M JUST A STRANGER PASSING BY

I CAME IN WITH THE WIND, BY DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

I'LL LEAVE HERE ON A CLOUD, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

I'M CHASING DOWN THE MOON, I'LL DISAPPEAR BEFORE THE DAWN

PLAY A LITTLE MUSIC THEN I MUST BE MOVIN ON

I'M JUST A STRANGER IN THE NIGHT, I COME AND GO AND THEN I'M GONE

I'M A LONESOME WANDERIN COWBOY AND I COULD NEVER STAY TRUE

I'M A LONESOME WANDERIN COWBOY AND I COULD NEVER STAY TRUE

SO DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ME, I'M JUST A STRANGER PASSING THRU

NOW ASHES RETURN TO ASHES, AND DUST GOES BACK TO DUST

SO ITS BACK TO THE LONELY ROAD, HITCH A BOXCAR OR A BUS

THERE'S SNAKES UP IN THE MOUNTAIN AND EELS IN THE SEA OF BLUE

SO I'LL SAY HELLO AND THEN I'VE GOT TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOU

THERE'S NO ONE HERE THAT KNOWS ME

I'M JUST A STRANGER PASSING THRU

Streets of Laredo

AS I WALKED OUT ON THE STREETS OF LAREDO

AS I WALKED OUT ON LAREDO ONE DAY

I SPIED A POOR COWBOY WRAPPED UP IN WHITE LINEN

WRAPPED UP IN WHITE LINEN AS COLD AS THE CLAY

When the Work's Done This Fall

A GROUP OF JOLLY COWBOYS DISCUSSING PLANS AT EASE

SAYS ONE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING IF YOU WILL LISTEN PLEASE

THIS AIN'T MY HOME I'M NOT FROM HERE AT ALL

BUT I'M GONNA SEE MY MOTHER WHEN THE WORKS DONE THIS FALL

NOW WHEN I LEFT HOME BOYS MY MOTHER SHE CRIED

BEGGED ME TO STAY SAFE AND CLOSE BY HER SIDE

MY MOTHER'S HEART IS BREAKING FOR ME THAT'S ALL

AND WITH GOD'S HELP I'LL SEE HER WHEN THE WORK'S DONE THIS FALL

WHEN THE ROUND UP IS OVER

AND AFTER THE SHIPPING IS DONE

I'M GOING RIGHT, STRAIGHT HOME BOYS

BEFORE ALL MY MONEY IS GONE

THAT VERY NIGHT THIS COWBOY WENT OUT TO STAND GUARD

THE NIGHT WAS DARK AND CLOUDY AND STORMING VERY HARD

THE CATTLE THEY GOT FRIGHTENED AND RUSHED IN STAMPEDE

THE COWBOY TRIED TO HEAD THEM RIDING ON AT FULL SPEED

WHILE RIDING IN THE DARKNESS SO LOUD DID HE SHOUT

TRYING TO TURN THE CATTLE ABOUT

HIS SADDLE HORSE DID STUMBLE AND ON HIM DID FALL

AND HE WON'T SEE HIS MOTHER WHEN THE WORK'S DONE THIS FALL

WHEN THE ROUND UP IS OVER

AND AFTER THE SHIPPING IS DONE

I'M GOING RIGHT, STRAIGHT HOME BOYS

BEFORE ALL MY MONEY IS GONE

BILL YOU TAKE MY SADDLE, GEORGE YOU CAN HAVE MY BED

JACK MAY HAVE MY PISTOL AFTER I'M DEAD

THINK OF ME KINDLY WHEN YOU LOOK ON THEM ALL

AND TAKE THEM WITH YOU WHEN THE WORK'S DONE THIS FALL

DIVIDE UP THE WAGES, THE WAGES I HAVE EARNED

I AM AFRAID MY LAST STEER I HAVE TURNED

I'M GOING HOME I MUST ANSWER THE CALL

AND I WON'T SEE MY MOTHER WHEN THE WORK'S DONE THIS FALL

NO I WON'T SEE MY MOTHER WHEN THE WORK'S DONE THIS FALL

Old Fashioned Country Girl

I AIN'T NO MOVIE STARLET

BUT I KNOW HOW TO WORK A SWEATER

I'VE SEEN THOSE GIRLS ON TV

AND I KNOW THEY DON'T LOOK NO BETTER

I AIN'T NO RUNWAY MODEL

DON'T KEEP UP THE LATEST FASHION

BUT WHEN I'M WALKING DOWN THE STREET

I GET A PRETTY GOOD REACTION

I'M JUST A SWEET TALKING, ORDINARY, EASY GOING KIND OF WOMAN

A GUITAR LOVIN, BEER DRINKING, OLD FASHIONED COUNTRY GIRL.

I KNOW FOLKS TALK ABOUT ME

CALL ME A TRAILER PARK DELILAH

THEY CLAIM MY MORALS ARE LOW

CAUSE I WEAR MY SKIRTS A LITTLE HIGHER

NEVER BEEN NO CULTURE VULTURE

DON'T OWN NO PICTURES BY PICASSO

I'D RATHER GO TO THE RODEO

RIDE A HORSE AND SHAKE MY LASSO

OH I'M JUST A FUN LOVIN, MILD-MANNERED, WILD WILD WESTERN WOMAN

AN OUT SPOKEN, SALEM SMOKING, PICKUP DRIVING COUNTRY GIRL

NOW EVEN THO I DON'T APPEAR ON THE COVER

OR CENTER FOLD OF ANY GLAMOR MAGAZINES

TAKE A GOOD LOOK AND YOU JUST MIGHT DISCOVER

THE GIRL NEXT DOOR HAS THE KEY TO YOUR DREAMS

OO YEAH OO YEAH

I'M JUST A PLAIN DEALIN, GOD FEARIN, CHURCH GOING SOMETIMES WOMAN

THAT'S RIGHT A FLAG WAVIN, PATRIOTIC, PISTOL PACKIN COUNTRY GIRL

DON'T LIKE TO PAINT UP MY FACE

WITH FALSE EYE LASHES AND LIPSTICK

BUT SOME PEOPLE APPRECIATE

A GAL WHO KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE A STICK SHIFT

DON'T HAVE A TASTE FOR CHAMPAGNE

I'D RATHER DRINK A MARGARITA

I'M NOT REFINED LIKE SUGAR

BUT YOU'LL NEVER FIND A GAL THATS SWEETER

IT MAY BE TRUE MISTER BIG CITY SLICKER

I DON'T HOLD NO DEGREE NO PH.D. IN LIBERAL ARTS

BUT YOU HAVE TO FIGURE IN THE BIG PICTURE

BECAUSE MY WHOLE IS MUCH GREATER THAN THE SUM OF MY PARTS

OO YEAH OO YEAH

DON'T HAVE NO BIG BILLS TO SPEND

BUT THEN AGAIN I DON'T HAVE BIG BILLS TO PAY

JUST A GOOD OL' DOWN HOME COUNTRY BUMPKIN

FROM SMALL TOWN USA

I'M JUST AN AVERAGE BORING, NO BIG DEAL, POTATO PEELIN KINDA WOMAN

AN A.M. RADIO, LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW, JERRY SPRINGER LOVIN KINDA GIRL

OH A SOFT TALKING, HARD WORKING, JACK DANIELS KINDA WOMAN

AN OLD FASHIONED, FULL OF PASSION, ORDINARY COUNTRY GIRL

She's Built for Comfort

SHE'S BUILT FOR COMFORT AND MADE TO LAST

GIVER HER SOME OIL AND A LITTLE BIT OF GAS

THE SMOOTHEST RIDE YOU'LL EVER KNOW

OOO THAT GIRL CAN GO

SHE'LL GET YOU THERE IN THE MORNING

OR IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR

CUSTOM WHEELS AND A V-8 CAM

FOUR WHEEL DRIVE AND EIGHT HORSE POWER

I TAKE HER FOR A SPIN EVERY NIGHT

SHE GOES AND GOES I ALWAYS TREAT HER RIGHT

GIVER HER SOME OIL AND A LITTLE BIT OF GAS

SHE'S BUILT FOR COMFORT AND MADE TO LAST

THIRTY-FIVE MILES TO A GALLON

TWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY

SHE JUST DRIVES ME CRAZY

WITH HER SPORTIN WAYS

I TAKE HER FOR A SPIN EVERY NIGHT

SHE GOES AND GOES I ALWAYS TREAT HER RIGHT

GIVER HER SOME OIL AND A LITTLE BIT OF GAS

SHE'S BUILT FOR COMFORT AND MADE TO LAST

Looks Like Rain

ITS RAINING ITS POURING

THE OLD MAN IS SNORING

OUT ON THE WESTERN PLAIN

CLOSE THE SHUTTERS AND GET INSIDE

BETTER RUN BETTER HIDE

CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN

IS COMIN IN

DARLENE: We rented a bus and took to the road. Those were some long hard
days and long hard nights, but I did it for William. I loved him, and I wanted
to make him happy. We spent two years traveling up and down the highways
- singing and fighting and drinking. And that's when I got pregnant with
Willie. We got married on the road, and kept right on touring.

AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE SUNSHINE HAS ENDED

IT LOOKS LIKE CLOUDY DAYS AHEAD

YES IT LOOKS LIKE TROUBLE ROUND THE BEND

AND IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN IS COMIN IN

DARLENE: Then suddenly one horrible night in a Motel 6 in Ogden Utah, it
all came to an awful end, and William was gone.

CLOUDS ARE ROLLING ON CROSS THE WESTERN SKY

SOMETHIN'S COMIN FOR SURE

A CHILL IS IN THE AIR AND THE WIND IS RIDIN HIGH

YOU KNOW - THAT IF IT'LL RAIN IT'LL SURELY POUR

AND IT LOOKS LIKE DARK CLOUDS ARE COMIN

IT LOOKS LIKE GRAY SKIES AGAIN

OH IT LOOKS LIKE THE PAIN WILL NEVER END

YES IT LOOKS LIKE RAIN IS COMIN IN

Two Country Cowboys

NO ONE TO TELL US WHERE TO BE

OR WHAT TO DO OR WHO TO SEE

NO ONE TO TELL US WHERE TO GO

WHAT TO WEAR OR WHO TO KNOW

NO ONE TO STOP US RUNNING FREE

TWO COUNTRY BOYS OUT RUNNIN WILD

CONTENT AND HAPPY AS CAN BE

UP ON THEIR HORSES HAVING FUN

AND RIDING OFF INTO THE SUN

NO ONE TO STOP US RUNNING FREE

WE'LL SADDLE UP AND ROAM THE DESERT

LIKE BROTHERS FRANK AND JESSE JAMES

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT WE OUGHT TO DO

SAY OUR GOOD-BYES AND START ANEW

SOMEWHERE WHERE NO ONE KNOWS OUR NAMES

YOU CANNOT KNOW WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW

YOU CANNOT SEE WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE

BUT I'VE GOT A FEELING IN MY SOUL

THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO ROLL

THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE JUST FOR ME

JUST A PAIR OF

COUNTRIFIED, BONA FIDE

BOWLEGGED OLD TIME COWBOYS

ROAMING IN ROAMING OUT OF A TOWN

TURN AROUND FOR THE TROUBLE STARTS

WE'LL BE SITTING

TALL IN THE SADDLE

PREPARING TO DO BATTLE

GOT A STRAIGHT SIX-SHOOTER

AND A LASSO AND A ROPE

AND A HOPE DEEP IN OUR HEARTS

NO ONE TO TELL US WHERE TO BE

WHAT TO DO OR WHO TO SEE

NO ONE TO TELL US WHERE TO GO

WHAT TO WEAR OR WHO TO KNOW

NO ONE TO STOP US RUNNING FREE

WE'LL RIDE THE RAILS HOP ON A FREIGHT TRAIN

WE'LL GO FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA

AND LATE AT NIGHT WE'LL BUILD A FIRE

AND DO WHATEVER WE DESIRE

TWO COUNTRY COWBOYS BEING FREE

Curtains of Night

WHEN THE CURTAINS OF NIGHT

ARE PINNED BACK BY THE STARS

AND THE BEAUTIFUL MOON SWEEPS THE SKY

I'LL REMEMBER YOU LOVE IN MY PRAYERS

WHEN THE CURTAINS OF NIGHT

ARE PINNED BACK BY THE STARS

AND THE DEW DROPS OF HEAV'N KISS THE ROSE

I'LL REMEMBER YOU LOVE IN MY PRAYERS

Driftin

IT WAS THREE A.M. I WAS HEADIN DOWN THE PENNSYLVANIA PARKWAY

HAD MY RADIO ON AND THINKING BOUT WHERE I WAS GONNA

SLEEP THE NEXT DAY

I WAS HEADED FOR THE WEST COAST WITH NO PARTICULAR PLACE IN MIND

TRYING MY BEST TO SEE WHAT I COULD FIND

I WASN'T ON THE RUN I WAS JUST MOVIN ON FROM A VERY SHORT STAY

I HAD VISITED SOME FRIENDS IN A SMALL TOWN UP IN NEW YORK STATE

I STAYED THERE FOR A FEW DAYS THEN THE TIME CAME TO SAY GOOD-BYE

SO I PACKED MY BAGS AND TOOK OFF IN THE NIGHT

I BEEN DRIFTIN, DRIFTIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY

I BEEN DRIFTIN, TRYING TO FIND MY WAY

I BEEN DRIFTIN, DRIFTIN I BEEN DRIFTIN

AND I DON'T SEE MUCH ON THE NEW HORIZON AND I CANT LOOK BACK AGAIN

I WAS MAKIN GOOD TIME ON SEVENTY-NINE AND MINDIN MY OWN

I CHECKED THE REAR VIEW MIRROR OUT OF NOWHERE SAW THREE OR FOUR

COP CARS COMIN ON THEY APPROACHED ME WITH THEIR GUNS DRAWN

I TRIED TO TELL THEM THEY WERE WRONG WHEN THEY

SAID I WAS WANTED FOR A MURDER IN BURLINGTON

THEY WERE DETERMINED TO ARREST ME, IF I MADE THE WRONG MOVE

THEY WOULD HAVE SHOT ME ON SIGHT

I WAS AN INNOCENT MAN, BUT THEY KEPT COMIN TOWARD ME

CONVINCED THEY WERE RIGHT

NOW I COULDN'T LET THEM TAKE ME FOR A CRIME THAT WASN'T MINE

I PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL AS THE SHOTS RANG OUT IN THE NIGHT

I BEEN DRIFTIN FOR A LONG TIME

I BEEN DRIFTIN NIGHT AND DAY

LIKE AN EAGLE I GO FLYING AWAY

I CAN GO WHERE I WANT CAUSE I'M WANTED EVERYWHERE

BUT I JUST CAN'T STAY

I BEEN DRIFTIN, DRIFTIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY

I BEEN DRIFTIN, TRYING TO FIND MY WAY

I BEEN DRIFTIN, DRIFTIN I BEEN DRIFTIN

AND I DON'T SEE MUCH ON THE NEW HORIZON AND I CANT LOOK BACK AGAIN

I BEEN DRIFTIN, DRIFTIN DOWN THE HIGHWAY

I BEEN DRIFTIN, TRYING TO FIND MY WAY

I BEEN DRIFTIN, DRIFTIN I BEEN DRIFTIN

Two White Horses

TWO WHITE HORSES TWO WHITE HORSES

SIDE BY SIDE

TWO WHITE HORSES TWO WHITE HORSES

NOBODY CAN RIDE NONE BUT THE SANCTIFIED

PATTY: (Reading) Walk the lands where Apache chiefs Geronimo and Cochise
once battled the US Cavalry. Explore the rowdy mining and ranching towns
of yesterday-places that still preserve much of their colorful past.

DANIEL WAS A MAN DANIEL WAS A MAN

IN THE LION'S DEN

DANIEL WAS A MAN DANIEL WAS A MAN

IN THE LION'S DEN

THE GOOD LORD PROVED TO BE DANIEL'S FRIEND

PATTY: (Reading) Charming Highlonesome, Arizona is one such historic town,
and nestled in the Mule Mountains, you'll find Darlene's Daydream Bed and
Breakfast.

WILLIE: What exactly's going on between them?

DARLENE: I'm not sure. Just let me handle it.

WILLIE: You mean like something dirty?

PATTY: She means Billy is exploring his sexuality issues.

WILLIE: Oh my God.

PATTY: (Reading) This is Old West Territory - Southeastern Arizona, known
for its romantic history, diverse natural beauty, spectacular high desert
valleys, conifer-clad mountains, and beautiful canyons.

TWO WHITE HORSES TWO WHITE HORSES

DRIFTER: You sure you want to take up with me?

BILLY: I'm more sure about this than anything I've ever been sure about in
my life.

DRIFTER: I'm not talking about just being cowboys - I'm talking about being
together.