One time I OD'd on pot. I tried to drown myself in a bowl of water. I cut my face to shreds and ran into the dmv naked. I have no idea how I got there. I would have died from the thc saturation if it had not been for the top notch medical professionals and prayers of loved ones.Pot is evil.

"Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup- fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.""Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe."

A monkey and a lizard are up in a tree smoking a joint. The lizards says "I'm going to the stream to get a drink of water" and climbs down. In the meantime, an alligator crawls up to the foot of the tree, and the monkey says "fark, how much did you drink?!"

Now, there are four states of being in the cannabis, or marijuana,society:Cool, Groovy, Hip, and Square.The square is seldom if ever cool. He is not "with it,"that is, he doesn't know "what's happening."But if he manages to figure it out, he moves up a notch to "hip."And if he can bring himself to approve of what is happening, he becomes "groovy."After that, with much luck and perseverance, he can rise to the rank of "cool."A cool guy...