Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Denny's Employee of the Month...For Killing People!

I wuz wondering when someone wuz gonna get around to crunching the numbers to find out if George Bush has outpaced Saddam Hussein in the killing people department. And apparently someone has. The numbers come at the end of the piece, with links to further data, but here's the gist: Hussein capped 290,000 Iraqis, but it took him 25 years to do it. In four years, the illegal invasion of Iraq has resulted in the death of over 600,000 people. Think that number is exaggerated? Don't believe the study wuz accurate? Fine, cut the number in half and Bush still wins the killing game even though the Sodding Ham had six times as many years to kill people. Also, sick fuck tho' he wuz, Huzzy apparently channeled his sociopathic tendencies into maintaining order while Bush couldn't maintain order in a fucking Denny's restroom (he does have a way of turning a country into the equivalent of a Scram Slam Breakfast, tho').