Are you the kind of person who checks to make sure the oven isn’t on even if you haven’t baked anything in the past three years? Did you really hate those kids in middle school who would twist their arms too far in the wrong direction and then laugh at you for throwing up in your mouth a little? If you aren’t already enveloped by an all-consuming anxiety that micro-analyzes every moment of your existence, you will be after you see these thirty-four anxiety inducing pictures: