Box O’ Cocks – Better Than a Bag of Dicks

Box O’ Cocks! – Better Than a Bag of Dicks

Why ship someone a bag of dicks, when you can mail them a box of cocks!

One of the funniest gag gifts for men!

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Whats this Box-O-Cocks all about?

We are in the business of helping you send a message to your friends, family, and enemies, that they need to suck a box of cocks ASAP! We love to help people, and we felt the best way to do that was by sending a long distance diss, (or laugh) to someone you love (or hate). We accomplish this in one way, and one way only – We send Boxes of Cocks.

How We Send Cocks (and a message, in the process).

There is someone out there that you feel should suck some cocks. They should suck it long and suck it hard (for what ever reason… who are we to judge).

You don’t personally know where to find these cocks on such short notice.

You don’t want them to know that it was you who sent said cocks (sneaky bastard).

That is where we come in!

You give us a couple of bones (that you were probably going to blow on some dumb piece of crap gadget off Amazon anyway), and we ship them a box.
That box contains two things, and two things only:

A bunch of cock shaped suckers.

A note that informs the recipient to (among other things) “Suck a Box of Cocks!”

Congratulations! You just sent them the ever lasting gift of knowing that someone out there wants them to suck a box of cocks – THAT, my friend… is priceless.

Why is sending a Box of Cocks better than sending a bag of dicks?

What happened to us man? We used to be such a classy society. Frank Sinatra, Rat Pack classy; sending hand sealed letters lambasting all our haters classy; roll up in a motha fuckin horse and carriage classy! Now we’re just laughing at poop jokes… POOP JOKES!!!! No more my friend! We here at Box-O-Cocks want to class up your gag gift game. Not only is sending a box of cocks classier than a bag of dicks, its wittier too (like Mount Witty). A play on words that still sends a message to whom ever receives them – their stupid face needs to suck some cocks. Not just ‘A’ cock, or ‘a few’ cocks, but a whole Box of Cocks!

Who is Box-O-Cocks for?

People who have a lot of haters that really just need to shut up and suck it.

People sick of never getting the last laugh. The day is yours my friend, because you found Box-O-Cocks and we always get the last laugh!

People with friends, or family who love a good gag gift! You’re in luck, sending a box of cocks is one of the best gag gifts for men out there!

Did some one send you a bag of dicks, a glitter bomb, or even one of our lovely boxes of cocks and you want to get that son-of-a-b**** back? Boom! Done!

Are you an asshole that has nothing better to do than to be a dick to people? Feel free to grind your axe with us my friend.

Know an asshole that deserves something much worse than eating a bag of dicks? Well they deserve to suck a box of cocks!

You’re old and still call Roosters cocks? Well.. in that case you may be very lost.