You’ll notice I removed the contact form. I was being spammed by internet charlatans and rather than seeking out these solicitors to lecture them, I’ve removed the form until such time as I might establish a strong anti-spam captcha.

If you’re a real person, please go “like” my page on Facebook, or follow me on Instagram. I’ll respond to messages if they’re in no way related to my work on Louder with Crowder.

If you’re an internet solicitor who can’t even bother to address me by my actual name, go screw yourself.