Hollywood Buzz: Lohan, Taylor, Curry, & Kutcher

No, it’s not the world’s worst dinner party, or a new law firm in Detroit. After a couple of weeks of relatively mild entertainment news we hit the jackpot today. Ashton Kutcher is suing the state of California over a defunct reality show, Ann Curry may soon be relieved of her hosting duties on Today, the deceased Elizabeth Taylor is giving Lindsay Lohan career advice, and CBS is mocking ABC for ripping off Big Brother by announcing new shows like Dancing On The Stars (broadcast live from the Hollywood Forever Cemetary and featuring people dancing on the graves of some of Hollywood’s most beloved stars of stage and screen) and PostModern Family.