Levi Johnston: Moose Meat Man

Levi Johnston is currently preparing for his Playgirl photo shoot. Here’s what his 46-year-old trainer, Marvin Jones, tells People about the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin‘s grandchild:

On what’s on Levi’s 3,500-calorie low-carb diet: “Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean. He’s an avid hunter, so he has his own.”

On how he’s transforming Levi’s body: “I’m not trying to give him a body builder’s look. He’s going to be more toned and more defined. I’d like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We’re going to firm his abs up, [and give him a] smaller waist.”

Levi works out three hours a day in the gym, six days a week, followed by cardio training and then a rest in the sauna.

Congrats JJ – this is the dumbest article title to date!!!
I am sure it is more like a tiny moose jerky bite size snack in Playgirl!

kristupa saragih

Yeahhh I can’t wait to see him naked.

Cristobal

I actually think he is kind of cute.

umm

am i excited for this? umm lemme think about it.. no.

torogi

White trash.

Sarah

wtf Jared, why do you keep posting on this guy? Seriously??

the_boyfriend

Yes! ;)

Michelle

attention whore!

Michelle

u cant saw w h o r e on here lolz FAIL

Michelle

w*h*o*r*e

LOLagain

I bet he does the full frontal cover-up. But I am placing a good bet that he is packing enough down south to keep most men and women happy. Just a theory based on build of his body and hands (which is total crap but it keeps me happy).

LOLagain

I bet he does the full frontal cover-up. But I am placing a good bet that he is packing enough down south to keep most men and women happy. Just a theory based on build of his body and hands (which is total crap but it keeps me happy).

P

Curious article! ‘he’s an avid hunter, so has his own’. Has his own what? He goes out an shoots his own supply of moose meat, is that it?

Shox

A Rick Astley clone.

emmaa

This boy sickens me….the way he has generated this “fame” for fathering a baby. What a fkn idiot. This is so dumb.

Shiloh13

I really don’t see the appeal to this guy. I don’t find him to be the least bit attractive. I would not like to see this guy naked or dressed for that matter!

Hmmm

Why would I want to spend my $$$ on that??? waste of money.

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totes looking forward

sarah

Levi is seeking to extend his 15 minutes! – hispanicdatingsite.com

lisali

Levi disgusts me.

rhonda

he is cute, but you know this is just to embarrass Sarah Palin. She’s his meal ticket and he gonna take and take.

LuckyL

……………………

anna

yeii am i the only one that thinks he can be hot of he gets toned up?

Chau

Why are people giving him money? Actually, why are people giving him any attention? He’s a LOSER!

Milena and Mark

We think he’s HOTTTTTTT!!!

Who’s his daddy?

I really believe Levi must be the illegitimate son of Jon Gosselin (before Kate). They are so similar and such media whores and bad role models for young men.

QueerAsMe

Not gonna lie. I’m looking forward to seeing Levi’s meat,lol. Not gonna buy it, but I totally want to see. And ALL of you know youre gonna look too so dont deny it,lol.

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Someone ought to start a guns for moose campaign!

molly

Levi makes me sick! he strives for attention and will do/say anything to get it.

josh20canada

I think hes SUPER hot! .. I dont ge why people are referring to him as an idiot for how he became famous .. the only reason that he is famous is because people like you keep posting comments on websites and discussing him! its your own damn fault so quit complaining!

josh20canada

I think hes SUPER hot! .. I dont get why people are referring to him as an idiot for how he became famous .. the only reason that he is famous is because people like you keep posting comments on websites and discussing him! its your own damn fault so quit complaining!

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i just personally hate him because’s a little gay ass gossip bitzch
he just loves the attention, typical famewhore

Jane

The guy is gorgeous. You ignorant heifers know it too.

Denise

He is hot. NO doubt about it.

Amy

No, because he’s a little attention whore who is ruining his child’s life by making public war with the mother’s family.

Amy

@josh20canada: He went to an event as Kathy Griffin’s date. She’s the biggest attention hog in the world. You can’t say he’s not looking for the limelight.

annie2

WHAT LOSER!!!!! HE NEEDS TO DISSAPPEAR!!

Jan

He has NO brain so he may as well sell his body. I hope he sends child support to Bristol. Her last name is the only reason Levi is famous.

blueangel

I agree with everyone else. This guy is an attention whore and he is not the least bit attractive.

lexxy

asshole. pervert. idiot. jackass. i can keep going you know. another wannabe who wants fame. just because he had an effin baby with sarah palin’s daughter doesn’t mean he can enter showbiz.

Kevin

Hell yeah I’m looking forward to it!

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