I'm sure there's something Freudian in the way you declared the show to be "Horatio Hornblowe:" rather than "Horatio Hornblower:" Would you be intimating something about everybody's favourite clean-cut sailor boys?

And intimating? Please! It's THERE. The invasion of personal space. The inappropriate clothing fondling. And the fact that Horatio was *this close* to kissing Archie in 'The Duchess and the Devil'. I almost don't have to use my imagination. ;)