Modern society is like a massive sausage party. With all the gigantic genitals floating around it's easy to feel inadequate. But are the dong discrepancies suggestive of male shortcomings? Find out within!

If you've ever considered using a banana as a dildo, or inserting your manhood inside an apple pie (à la American Pie), then you'll want to consider the health risks first! Here's some things to keep in mind...