Elon Musk is dating Depp’s ex, Amber Heard

We aren’t usually ones to give a shit about who is dating who but this time it’s different. The genius behind Tesla and SpaceX, Elon Musk, is dating actress Amber Heard. If this was another Hollywood celebrity we couldn’t care less but this time it’s a guy who is improving the world one invention at a time.

We aren’t saying she’s going to throw off his game but we would be more comfortable if he was dating, say, someone who was working in Silicon Valley. If he cheats on her and she gets screwed up she’ll just make a sex tape with a rapper or something, we don’t even want to think about what could happen if it’s the other way around.

I’m sure they’ll work out! If you ever thought brains didn’t get girls… you’ve never been more wrong, I mean do we have to remind you who Miranda Kerr is engaged to?