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Thursday, April 14, 2016

Exclamation! Outline of the main gist of the press release we received. Link to external sponsor. Why we think this is awesome, in slightly breathless language. Conversational phrase.

Optional central paragraph. Some facts we lifted from the bottom of the press release. Jaunty bon mots. Confirmation that they do this kind of thing in Shoreditch/Peckham/Clapham (delete as applicable).

Space for slow-loading video advert

Some wry observation to differentiate our response from similar-looking posts on other media. Why this sort of thing is really right up our street. Question to which the answer is yes. Exhortation to "see you there".