It wouldn’t be a David Beckham advertisement if he didn’t somehow get naked. Sadly he doesn’t completely bare all in his new commercial for David Beckham Classic. But like the name of the cologne suggests, we get just what we are used to: A sexy bare-chested Beckham.

Of course, he breaks hearts again when he reveals he has “all I need” and sprays himself. Hey dude, any number of us gay men would be happy to spray you ourselves!