Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I'm going to break character for a minute and tell you about the advertising. In an attempt to make as much as 0.0002 pennies a day, I am now selling ads through Project Wonderful. It's a great way to get yourself seen for a pretty small amount of money. Most of the ads on this site are free or in the 1-2 cent range, so if you want to get the word out to as many as 50 people a day, go to Project Wonderful and sign up.

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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Marmaduke is trapped in his dog-house. This makes no sense because: a) Marmaduke is a dog and thus has the capability to dig, b) Marmaduke is usually represented as being at least 3 feet tall, which is much higher than the snow on the ground, and could just walk out of his dog-house. The dog-house also brings certain questions to mind such as: how does such a giant dog fit into such a small house?

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Marmaduke's Owner-Family only has enough money to order food for Marmaduke. Marmaduke's Owner-Man is tiring of this arrangement, but is unable to get a raise due to his poor job performance which, in turn, is due to his lack of nutrition.