Brandi Glanville refitted her vagina with a Kardashian nose

BRANDI Glanville is the sand-blasted blonde of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She’s scored a revenge on her ex lover Eddie Cibrian by refitting her vagina. The ex has been exorcised. As she says:

“I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once. He was actually quite vulgar. I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. A week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, he was on the phone screaming, ‘What the fuck cost you $12 000? Did you get a nose job?’ I responded simply, ‘Yes. A nose job.’ And I hung up.”‘

What did she get down there? Did Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck wheel her into surgery upside down? Right now there’s a Kardashian walking around with someone else’s twat on her face. Kanye West’s mum might shrug. But that’s showbiz. Smell yer later, Brandi…

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COMMERCIAL IMAGE In this photograph taken by AP Images for Bravo, reality stars Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville appear on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live" show on Monday, Jan. 23, 2012, in New York. (Peter Kramer/AP Images for Bravo)