You never know when something incredible is going to happen. At any given time, we could be moments away from seeing something that will change the landscape of the entire world, and when such things happen there is always someone ready to capitalize on it.

Odds are that person is in Hollywood.

Who knows? Tonight’s Canucks vs. Senators game could see something unbelievable and earth shattering go down (Luongo scores a goal?). Just in case something incredible happens and they want to make a movie, I have taken it upon myself to scour the Hall of Blog’s archives and find just the right actors/actresses/inanimate objects to portray the Senators.

Casting just the right people takes time, and hopefully when the movie gets made, I’ll reap some pats on the back from the movers and shakers in Tinseltown.

(Note: Some of these players will have to be aged slightly for this movie to work. Also, one of them might need to be re-written as a Super Mario Bros. video game character).

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