2000 AD and the Judge Dredd Megazine are your warheads on the laser-guided missiles of Thrillpower, Earthlets! And they’re here to blow Wednesday sky high with Zarjaz stories from some of the top talent in the galaxy!

Megazine #322 is positively crackling with high-voltage Thrills as we unveil the amazing Snapshot by Jock and Andy Diggle! The pair’s first creator-owned work together sees Jake, your average comic book store hero, finding a mobile phone. But when he looks on it, he is unprepared for what he finds when he turns it on…

And dare you go down to the woods today as Leah Moore and John Reppion also get their debut for the House of Tharg in Tales From the Black Museum: Scouting for Bots, with art by the incomparable D’Israeli. When trainee Judges head out into the Cursed Earth on their ‘Hotdog Run’ they discover the trees hide more than an innocent picnic…

Meanwhile, sanctimonious presenter Guy Guile shows how far he is willing to go to hide his dirty laundry in Judge Dredd: The Guile Show by Robbie Morrison and Gary Erskine, and it’s Harvest Festival in Wales but the locals’ idea of celebrating isn’t exactly a display of tins of baked beans and Mr Posner’s plums – Strange and Darke: New Blood by John Smith and Colin Macneil continues.

In 2000 AD Prog 1776, chaos envelops Mega-City One as the Judges struggle to contain the rioters in Day of Chaos: Eve of Destruction by John Wagner and Henry Flint.

The T-Rex Gorehead is in a feeding frenzy and having a whale of a time in Flesh: Midnight Cowboys by Pat Mills and James McKay.

Just what everyone needs – A flying cup of tea! And what an ideal mode of transport to visit the Zultan of Zilk in Brendan McCarthy and Al Ewing’s awesome The Zaucer of Zilk.

And Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned… or a woman disfigured. Kate Skinner has tracked down Rowan and she believes in an eye for an eye in Age of the Werewolf II: She is Legend by Alec Worley and Jon Davis-Hunt.

And Nikolai has just claimed his crown but someone is already challenging to rip it off his head in Nikolai Dante: The Dante Gambit by Robbie Morrison and John Burns.