Monday, February 11, 2013

Who stole me Pony Pie

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Having cooked me luvvly pony pie
hungry I was.
When i wos scoffing some pony meat
noticed a funny taste(sput out pony meat) Yuk!
Quick as flash whipped out me DNA testing kit.
I had bought previously from a pound shop.
And tested a sample yep as I SUSPECTED
it wuz beef prime beef and not baby pony at all.

I contacted the slaughter house i ordered

the pony meat from and gave them both barrels.

'What the feck have you lot done i orderedbaby pony meat''And you lot fobbed me off with prime beef 'When i picked the pony to eat i asked forthe baby one riding on a rainbow.Even paying an extra fifty bawbees forthe pony.Now you lot have conned me outta me luvvly pony pie..

well I am not letting it rest there and am off
to the Environmental heath people. so i am
I tell you this