LTT gets Legal

IllegalWolfLover has never hid the fact that she’s a MAJOR, MAJOR Taylor Lautner fan! She does it again with a great letter for Taylor Lautner Appreciation Sunday!

Dear Taylor Lautner,

It’s me again. Surprised? (No, please take your finger off the speed dial to Dateline, it’s not that kind of letter…it will be after February, but that’s another story altogether)

I read on Ace Showbiz that you wanted to be considered a serious actor rather than a piece of meat and that you don’t want to take your shirt off ever again. I totally agree. We should look at you the same way we do Rob, as a well-rounded actor, singer and athlete (ok so maybe Rob doesn’t do that…). So in order to respect your wishes, I will hereby only look at you with your clothes on (this also may change in February). In keeping with my oath and also to spread the love of Taylor Re-clothed, I decided to share from my personal stash of Taycob Porn random pics I found on the internet of you in all your clothed glory.

We appreciate how you can make us believe we’re right there with you… even though it’s wrong and we’re all going to hell….

We appreciate your dedication to the role…

We appreciate you holding your own next to his holy hotness…

And finally

We appreciate that you clean up nice…REEEAAL NIICE!!!

Oh and before I forget

We appreciate you for giving us the wonder that is Big Daddy…(or vice versa…)

I think I defeated my purpose of appreciating you in the right way, but at least we didn’t ask you take your shirt off….

p.s. stop talking about your body altogether…every time a reporter asks you about it…whistle, walk away, say “have mercy”, do the “cut-it-out” sign or make Rob take his shirt off…instant dodge! And never under any circumstance say things like “I did it for the fans”, “it’s cold in Vancouver when you’ve got no clothes on” or “I hope you guys like it”.

So I hear Tay wants to go into action movies… so by respected actor, he means Arnie-respected? *cricket chirps*

Sorry Tay, I loved you in New Moon, so I shouldn’t me mean to you. You look good in a hat, I’ll give you that; And yes, you fail miserably at the hobo look, but hon, be glad. There’s only so many guys who can be endearing with their shirts buttoned wrong.

First of all, nice job with the Full House references (Image of Taytay doing the Uncle Joey “cut it out” cracked me up). Second, thank you for the Big Daddy shout out. (Where is he anyway?) Third, the bed picture? (Tuesday bites back a squee.)

I think you’re completely right that he needs to stop answering questions about his body. He got huge, yes. It’s impressive, but reporters could ask other questions. I guarantee that he will take off his shirt again if he continues pursuing an acting career into adulthood. (Uh, love scenes??)

I love how we’re all up in arms about these boys being objectified. Now, if only we could get teenage girls to stop being objectified… (I’m sure there were sex kitten pics of KStew when she was 17 or just-turned-18. Is this really that different?)

Toosday! Now why did you have to bring up his future love scenes? Its bad enuff that I was slain by the Swiftner hair grabbage make out in “Valentine’s Day”…sigh FML…I still love u though…more than ever…muah!

Perfect way to start a Sunday morning, IWL; great letter! Although no surprise it was a great letter, already being familiar your comments.

I have to say it was a major ego boost too. I was starting to feel dirty and bad about myself, constantly lusting after an “Almost”-18-year old. But after viewing such a spread of refreshingly wholesome pictures of him, I feel much, much better about my Adoration of the Taylor.

I, too, have a folder of Taycob pictures… that’s Normal.
That picture of the Threesome is now my desktop background (my brothers keep giving me angry looks).
Oh god…. please don’t let Taylor become Big Daddy Lautner! And it could very well happen… he’s getting into the habit of eating too much unhealthy food in an attempt to gain weight, and when he’s middle-aged and his metabolism slows down things could turn bad.
Sleeping picture of Jake: I cried.

Yes, he is probably the only guy that could make me take my eyes off Rob – appreciation time!! :-) Good luck with the being regarded as a serious actor and not a piece of meat, though, you got off to a really rotten start there, dude… :-(

On the other hand, look at the bright side: you get to be appreciated – both with and without your shirt – by a bunch of women with really good taste in men (meaning us on LTT/LTR of course)! Keep away from the other WEIRD and objectifying fan girls and stick with us who love the REAL you.
Ahum. In February, of course. Not before.

thank you a million times. i was having a crappy morning and i came on here and BAM(i picture emeril) i’m in my happy place. sigh. how many more days before he’s 18 and chris hansen does not scope my computer anymore? i think 51 but who’s counting. floating off in my jacob bubble. thanks.

Thanks u guys! (and Thanks UC for being an enabler! <3) *hands out cookies*
I wrote this before New Moon…hence the lack of little motorbikes and the more decent (aka wearing a white tee and cavorting in the waves..errr…transparent…ok maybe not that decent) RS pics…teehee…
So if ur'e reading this Tay…(and i know u are cause ur'e a hip young thing with an under-used twitter account)a few things..I'm not in my 40's…i dont ask pople to sign my undies and I may or may not be related to the hot girl whose gonna be ur BFF in June (Yeah I'm an Alice like that)
Morning everybody! Happy cookie!

Mine was "I wanna do this with Illegal not you" but I think I like yours better…but that depends…is the woman making his jorts tight me? or Kristen? Cause as hot as she is…Im not willing to share…
errr…wait what? BFF? yes! BFF….forget i said any of that.. :D

I watched the videos after a cry-fest last night….I think my brain automatically bleached itself cause all i remember is weird head banging and lots of colours…also the flat singing….dammit! brain hasnt done such a good job after all…

OMG the toy steering wheel….bahahahahaha…the lengths that she will go to…the distance in her eyes….(random REM there)

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