This year should've been our best chance and it feels like we've fucked it already. Need England to beat France and then to get spanked by Wales or something. The last matches are on Paddy's Day too - a win would just be amazing.

Why why why are they rebuilding Landsdowne Road when Croke Park is infinitely better than anything they could come up with?!

I really do. It pisses on football. Footballer's are like 'oh I 've broken a nail oh it's ok I'll get my orange-faced cunt of a WAG to file it down for me.' Wheras Rubgy is like 'whhhhhhhhhoooeeeeee get in there boys bit of a mud is good for the soul! Plus it's exciting and violent. And I, for one, advocate violence. Oh yes.

In spite of not being able to see due to the blood pissing down his face, he got back and took his place in the defensive line. He tehn, had 5 stitches, plonked on a scrum cap and played the rest of the game!

in the pub in front of everyone. An actual Irish person (sadly I was born in London to Irish parents) started laughing at me whilst the pub was deathly silent. A man chirped up "I don't know what is the bigger tragedy - the result or the fact that a fellow Irishman laughs at a man who's mourning our country's loss". The guy stopped laughing, people started appluading me and breaking out in tears too. It was possibly the surrealist thing that's ever happened to me in my life

as a matter of fact the only time i have been in a tank was when i was about 10 at HMS Collingwood field gun day which was an annual thing....yeah that's wierd i rarely see a tank....thanks colonel i'll have to rectify this one.