AKSHULLY:1) Widows are nocturnal, and it's 11am.2) Its legs and fangs are way too big to be a Widow.3) Widows like to camp in narrows and corners. This one is crawling along a wall.4) Widows have a red hourglass on their stomach. This one has an orange U-shape on their back.

Okay, ad choices. I like flossy women's underwear as much as the next person. But one or two things:

1) Not when I'm at work.2) Not when I'm reading an article on mass shootings.3) Maybe not WOMEN'S underwear, on account of how I've got an... incompatible form factor.4) How about you just fuck off altogether? I've never bought anything because I saw it in a banner ad.

This is a taste of the wonderland my parents have been caring for getting close to 30 years now. An elderly lady lived here before then and had cultivated an almost wild jungle like yard. Over the decades, mom and dad have made small incremental changes, but largely it still has much of that feel.#florespondence