The darker side of Facebook

Over the summer, I saw a police blotter post of a 26 year old woman who got into some kind of chase with the cops and other mayhem. She looked kind of dead-eyed in her police mugshot, and there was something intriguing about that. I wanted to learn more.

I went on Facebook. She had a page, but the pertinent information was blocked from the public. I did not want to friend her from my account -- I am an upstanding member of the community -- so made a fake account and sent a friend invite. She was probably in jail and did not respond right away, but then Facebook started giving my fake account new suggestions for friends -- these people were all trash. Lots of whorey chicks, with cleavage, tats, duck faces, mirror shots. They worked in places like Walmart, gas stations, etc., if they even had jobs.

There is this whole subculture of slutty retards on the site. I'm sure if I offered any of them $50 or some Vocodins or whatever, I could do what I wanted to them. Aside from their stupidity, dead eyes and the look of trash, they often were pretty attractive.

Did you know that you can get the Facebook algorithm to do this if you just start with a clean account and friend somewhat attractive chicks from the police blotter?

Over the summer, I saw a police blotter post of a 26 year old woman who got into some kind of chase with the cops and other mayhem. She looked kind of dead-eyed in her police mugshot, and there was something intriguing about that. I wanted to learn more.

I went on Facebook. She had a page, but the pertinent information was blocked from the public. I did not want to friend her from my account -- I am an upstanding member of the community -- so made a fake account and sent a friend invite. She was probably in jail and did not respond right away, but then Facebook started giving my fake account new suggestions for friends -- these people were all trash. Lots of whorey chicks, with cleavage, tats, duck faces, mirror shots. They worked in places like Walmart, gas stations, etc., if they even had jobs.

There is this whole subculture of slutty retards on the site. I'm sure if I offered any of them $50 or some Vocodins or whatever, I could do what I wanted to them. Aside from their stupidity, dead eyes and the look of trash, they often were pretty attractive.

Did you know that you can get the Facebook algorithm to do this if you just start with a clean account and friend somewhat attractive chicks from the police blotter?