i-love-these-little-fuckers

So I was going to get Jensen and Ty to sign this too but Misha got his hands on it first. He looked at it then at me and dead serious he goes “that Benny was such a fucking cock block” then he drew Dean’s dick, paused and says “why the fuck did I make his so big?” and proceeded to make his huge haha. I just laughed and shook my head and he smirked and winked at me. The little shit.
The auto says “Amanda, nice piece” I’m assuming he meant his own? Haha

Beginning:
Octavia- mmmmm idk about her she seems like a snooty princess
Now:
Octavia- yaaaaasssssss the sensible Blake ily

Beginning:
Bellamy- Look at this ignorant son of- oh no he was merciful shit now I love him look at this adorable little heart of gold mother fucker
Now- Look at this ignorant son of a bitch. Fuck.

Beginning:
Clarke- Awwwwwwww yeah badass protagonist I like her
Now;
Clarke- Awwwwwwww yeah badass protagonist I love her- WAIT WHAT DID YOU JUST MAKE HER CRY BELLAMY?!? I WILL FUCK YOU UP HOW DARE YOU HARM HER

Beginning:
Jasper- Aww what a sweet little puppy
Now:
Jasper- Ok bud I felt bad for about one episode but now you need to get your shit together

Beginning:
Monty- Ily so much you sweet little butterball you better not die
Now:
Monty- Monty I didn’t think I could love you more but godamn you are a brave, sweet, caring, mama hen and I love you

Beginning:
Murphy- Fuck you
Now:
Murphy- Fuck me

Beginning:
Jaha- you know you aren’t half bad
Now:
Jaha- Son of bitch you are all bad no

Beginning:
Pike- wait who are you?
Now:
Pike- PLEASE. JUST. DIE.

Beginning:
Lexa- awwww look at the poor little- AW SHIT SHES A CLEVER LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER
Now;
Lexa- if anyone hurts you I will personally reach through the tv screen and shank them 87 times in the face

Suho: $u-daddy rollin in dough. He’ll draw up a hot bath of dollar bills and rub credit cards into your hair. Because fuck shampoo. He is a little short, but worry not! It’s all that money he’s got in his wallet weighing him down. Money is where it’s at, and Su-daddy got plenty-o-dat!

Chanyeol: This boy can whisper in his own huge ears, but he prefers to do it in yours. With one flap of his marvelous ears, he can show you the world. Enjoy his smile because that’s all you’ll see. Eventually it’ll cause nightmares and you will fear sleeping at night, but that’s what love is all about.

Sehun: This little shit will make you want to pull all your hair out. But not to worry, he has plenty of wigs lying around since there’s no way his own hair can handle all that chemical hair dye. 96% sure he’s balding. But besides that, his cold eyes will remind you of a serial killer but luckily his adorable lisp will make you giggle while he slowly stabs you.

Chen: This dinosaur troll bastard is the perfect man. He enjoys laughing at your pain and misery. So if you are having a heart attack or stroke, call this man up because he will give you a few laughs before you succumb to your death. Look, he’s laughing at you now because he just trolled you and you didn’t even know it. Cheeky bastard.

Kyungsoo: This 5 foot 7 inches of pure Satan juice enjoys staring into your soul. His favorite hobbies include allowing you to live, being in his presence, and on occasion, a cuddly hug. If you enjoy a man of danger, look no further! He will never let you out of his sight because his Africa sized eyes will forever follow you to the depths of Hell, where he awaits you.

Lay: Provide this lil shit his daily dose of that green ganja and he’ll sing you songs about unicorns. Occasionally, he may hover over you late at night, shining a flashlight on your frail body, trying to heal you. He think you gon’ die but that’s just his hallucinations. It’s not a thing of worry because he’ll make sure to treat you as his “HIGHness”. Will you be the bud to his leaf?

Kris: Gotta add my boy in here! Yes ladies and gents, he’s looking at you with that sensual smile. His eyes are calm and gentle, until you realize they’re glazed over with thoughts of a galaxy far, far away. His artistic skills may remind you of a donkey trying to have sex with a porcupine (painful to watch), but you will be in awe when it produces a masterpiece of nature.

Kai: Also known as the dansheen masheen. When he’s not busy fondling air tits, this lil shit will make your heart flutter with his exotic hip thrusts that put Shakira to shame. His gargantuan lips will constantly need chapstick, so be up for the task of providing the much needed moisture (hehe). If you are prepared to be air humped by this lil fucker, waste no time in claiming him as yours!

Luhan: This feminine deer bastard has been searching far and wide for someone prettier than him. He enjoys showing off his manliness with his eyeliner game. Don’t be intimidated if he puts your makeup skills to shame. Take that hand of his and show him what he can do with it (;]) because most likely, he only uses it to caress his precious Baozi’s man balls.

Xiumin: Speaking of the Baozi, this man is 25. Yes. He’s fucking 25 and doesn’t look a day over 5. If you are okay with feeling like a creepy pedo, he’s your guy. He controls his Xiuharem with an iron grip. His small stature can be overlooked by his fluffy cheeks and constantly changing hair color. He dyes it to feel like a pretty stripper working the hot corner on a busy Friday night. Accept this man and make his five-dollar blowjobs sign useful ;]

Tao: This Wushu, stick wielding lil fucker looks intimidating, but he’s the biggest pussy out there. Take him on dates to a haunted house for shits and giggles. Be aware, he’ll slowly drain your bank account when you realize he wants that Gucci purse more than you. Take your revenge by taking a picture of him without his makeup. Spread that shit like wildfire because I would personally love to see it. Claim him as your one and only and laugh at his tears when he realizes you like him.

Baekhyun: Lastly, we have this cheeky lil fucker who loves to—- ERROR. Profile Not Found. We gon’ let Taeyeon take care of this one. ;]]]