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Join Date: Nov 2010

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Originally Posted by JRA

Necromancing this thread in honor of a contest that Twitter held a few months back to tweet the best porno titles based off of movies. I was looking over my twitter which I don't use very often and frankly, I think these are some funny shit.

Star Wars: A New Hole
Star Wars: The Empire Cums on my Back
The Dark Night (in Rachel Dawes)Indiana Jones: and the Temple of Poon
Contra(in)ception
Star Trek: The Next EjaculationUp! (My Ass)
(and for those of you with more alternative tastes-) Spinal Crap