Team Snitch Entry (FIC): "Sex, Lies, and Audiobooks" by RaeWhitTitle: Sex, Lies, and AudiobooksAuthor: RaeWhit joanwilderTeam: Snitch!Genre(s): Alive and Kicking (EWE)Prompt(s): Secrets and Lies, Coming HomeRating/Warnings/Kinks: NC-17; Highlight if you wish to know: * *mild bondage, whipping, There is a 213 word scene in this 48,000 word story that describes a non-Snarry aborted one-off. As it has offended someone, I'm adding this warning.** Word Count: 48,000+Author Notes/Disclaimers/Betas A/N: The village of Lochdubh and its inhabitants in this story are the property of BBC Scotland (from the series Hamish Macbeth). All things Harry Potter belong to J.K. Rowling et al. The snarry_games have the best Mods in fandom—they've worked so hard for years to give all of us such a supportive environment in which to play—thank you! Also, my heartfelt appreciation to jadzialove for the excellent beta reading, to whitecotton for help with Scottish-izing my Scottish, and to sestra_prior for her assistance with British questions. Team Snitch, thanks for your input, your team spirit, and your love of Snarry. It's been a privilege and honor to cavort with you all and wield my big stick. Lastly, I'd be remiss if I didn't express my appreciation to Rudyard Kipling for his masterpiece, Captains Courageous.

Summary: Belonging and deserving, needing and wanting—desires of the human heart that Severus and Harry must face when they're forced to the little village of Lochdubh to settle a very late codicil of Albus Dumbledore's will.

Hehe, I guess it was sort of 'cheating' to use Lochdubh and Hamish, but it seems like such a real place to me. I've never read the books, but have seen the series. I'm so pleased you liked the story, and thanks for stopping by to tell me.