****Note**** The username is a play on a lyric in a DEVO song!...
Get your minds out of the gutter lmao :)

Caring wreck seeks same for match made in hell (but fun while it
lasts)!

Ok, I'll be honest. At this point, I am not good long term dating
material and I am OK with that. I am flawed and more than a bit of
a fixer upper. Don't even think of fixing me (or trying). I'm a bit
of a wreck, but I am also one of the kindest, most caring people
you will ever meet. If you happen to be brainy and odd, I may be
one of the people who gets you better than most. If you happen to
be flawed yourself, a bit of a mess but rebuilding, or eve in a
good place but wanting something a bit different, I would make for
an ideal, friend, sounding board, practice date, rebound, fling...
anything other than a long term answer. I don't want a one night
stand. I don't want anything sleazy. But I don't want anything
serious. If that makes me a bad person in your mind so be it.

If I haven't lost you by now...

I am a brainy sort, but I don't fit into either the nerdy or geeky
camps, I am somewhere in between. I can be a huge beer snob and
music obsessive, but then again I like Shiner and don't keep up
with recent music. I am most often quiet, shy and introspective,
but every once in awhile... Yeah I think you see where I am going
with this. Basically I was the brainy, nerdy kid who was into punk
instead of sci fi. You know, the guy who hung out with the smart
stoners and alternative kids. I just never really grew out of it.
(well I outgrew the stoner part lol..)

I get that only a small subset of people will be interested in me,
and I am cool with that. I am in a way interested in everyone, but
would only want to be around those who can appreciate me as I
am.

Most important. I am Dad to a 3 year old. Nothing comes close to
mattering as much as him. I would assume anyone worth knowing would
get that.

Listening. Trying to figure out what makes people tick. finding the
road less traveled and taking it even if I should have taken that
left turn in Albuquerque. (If you laughed or smiled at that then we
will get along). Spouting random pop culture from pre 2000. Finding
the wacky, wonderful and just wrong of the net.

If people just don't seem to get you, or you just don't quite feel
like you fit in. If you are bored. If you are lonely. If you are
drunk or otherwise under the influence.If you suddenly find
yourself interested in getting into a conversation about amusing
answers to this question!

If you are looking for a friend ( I do actually mean that) or
something not too serious.

Most importantly say hi if you think it might be fun... I am often
pretty shy about approaching people but I get comfortable pretty
quickly !