The Are You REALLY Good in Bed? Test

The Novice

You scored 34% Sexual Mastery!

Young, inexperienced, pure..? Or you've had a few partners? But innocence is no excuse for being somewhat "lame" in bed. Read some books, try Google, whatever. If you gain more experience, you might eventually be "good" in bed, but please - don't use porn as a guide to lovemaking. You prove that kids need to learn about sex in school! Giver yourself a pat on the shoulder and say: "I WILL make it someday, it takes time and practice, but I won't give up - EVER!"

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

All possible test results

Never had sex before? Fine by me... So, you're not a virgin, you say? Maybe you should have stayed so! Read books, try Google, whatever, get some REAL experience! Sexual mastery doesn't come overnight... Read more

Young, inexperienced, pure..? Or you've had a few partners? But innocence is no excuse for being somewhat "lame" in bed. Read some books, try Google, whatever. If you gain more experience, you might e... Read more

You're pretty average on the mastery scale, which means that you've had some sexual experience, or at least have the brains to obtain a minimum of knowledge about sex. But still, you most likely have... Read more

You scored over average, which means you know the basics - and a bit more. You're probably sexually experienced, or you've really done your homework. Nobody should fear going to bed with a guy/girl li... Read more

You're hot and you know it. You are probably highly sexually experienced, and are able to give your partner the sexual pleasure he or she needs and deserves. You also know that porn isn't where you le... Read more