Ray William Johnson – Bear Fight

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[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] What’s happening guys? Oh, you know the usual, just (beep)in a mother (beep)ity, (beep)ity, but who doesn’t’ do that, ya! Well, you know most people don’t do, bowl as well as this guy!

[Crazy Bowling Shot - Clip]

[Josh Scanlan - Team USA Trials - Henderson, NV]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] That dude is so good, he’s apparently at the trials for Team USA. That dude is so good that even when he (beeps) up he, he wins!

[Crazy Bowling Shot - Clip]

[Josh Scanlan - Team USA Trials - Henderson, NV]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Now, that got over 600,000 views in a week and don’t you just love that. Dude is so good he’s gonna go ahead and knock down his opponents pins to, like, don’t mess with me, I’ll knock down every pin up in this (mother) (beep)in. No, I’m guessing that one of his fingers got caught in the ball, that’s why the ball slipped away like that. And the Dude ever celebrates later with a little gweedo Fist Bump, like he meant to do it. Ahhh, yah! Go Me! I don’t know, it made for a good video, though, and to be honest, I bowl exactly [The Dude Abides] like that, but I bowl Drunk as (beep)it, though!

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Now, I’m always happy to review a type of video that I’ve never reviewed before. And yesterday, you guys sent me one. It was uploaded to Youtube about a year ago. But it just went viral in the last 2 days, getting 1.3 Million Views! Geezus! And the women in the video explains what’s going on pretty well.

[Boiling Water Makes Snow - Clip]

[Background Voice] What do you doing Sam?

[Sam] What I’ve done is boiled water in the kettle, so it’s boiling water. And I’m gonna pour it in here(glass cup) and throw it in the air and its gonna evaporate. Ready!

[Sam Throws Boiling Water In The Air and it turns to Snow]

[Background Voice] Oh, oh, oh oh, wow! What a trip, that’s amazing!

[Sam] Usually if it was warm out, it would go Ker-plunk in the snow, but

[Sam Throws Boiling Water In The Air and it turns to Snow]

[Background Voice] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Ya, that is pretty cool, isn’t it? So I guess they shot that video up in North West Canada, which is near all the Caribou, yet, away from all the French People, anyway, I guess. I’m not ever sure why I’m asking, did you that modern act of witch-craft there, I still can’t even believe that happened. It must be really cold for that to happen, it must be colder than a prostitute heart up there. Man, its so cold up there, you put things in the fridge to heat them up, its so cold up there the fire department recommends that you set your house on fire, its so cold up there, well, you get the point. It’s (beep)in cold. Yet, she(Sam) is using that awesome trick to make even more snow. And clearly what they need in this picture is more snow. Ya, see that’s interesting, I always wondered what they do for fun up in (shootin’ moose, eh?) Canada.

[Cool Transition]

[Ray William Johnson (RayWJ)] Now this last video should be the big video of the week, but its not! But I thought it was really funny, but you know, who the (beep) am I! As of now, it’s only got 400,000 views and it was featured on Attack of the Show and I think ESPN. Its this NBA game, right, now, notice the Utah Jazz’s mascot – The Jazz Bear gets into a little argument with this Cleveland Cavalier fan, over here.