Keeps Me Guessing...

This will be a great toy for someone, just not me. If you are finding vibes underpowered, and you don't want rumbly then this is going to be magic for you. If you are sensitive or even middle of the road in your vibe needs, this is not going to be a good match.

This will be a power queen's dream. The vibes are intensely buzzy while trying really hard to be rumbly.

This Precious Metal Slims has all the dimensions of a bullet but the length to give it added versatility. With the tip, you get pin point pleasure, and on its side you get vibrations on a larger surface area.

This is great for clit action; it's powerful enough internally and long enough that sensitive g-spots will love it, and it would be good for p-spot (carefully). Because there is no flange, I would not recommend using this for anal play, or at your own risk.

At 6.25 inches in length this is not a bullet, but other than the length, this vibe is the same size and dimensions of my favorite traditional bullet. It comes in at 2.25 inches around and is rounded on each end.

With the bronzed metallic coating and the slightly ergonomic black silicone push button with a silver plastic ring between the two colors and textures, this is very sleek and elegant looking; one could almost say it has an executive look about it.

I really liked the button design and placement at the top. It is large, grippy, and easy to find in the dark and the heat of the moment.

This vibe takes the traditional design of a "standard" vibe and just polishes to a very nice perfection with a wisp of elegance.

Because this has no texture, is waterproof, and made of plastic, I found this toy to be easy peasy to clean with hot water and my favorite toy cleaner. You can safely use toy cleaner, soap and water, or 10% bleach solution without a second thought.

Also because it is plastic, I just toss it in my toy box and don't have to be concerned about it being damaged or doing damage to any of the other toys in the box.

Just like its shape, its care is simple, classic, and straight forward.

This vibe comes in the "standard" clear plastic box with color printing and a hang tag. The name of the toy and "5 intense functions of vibration and escalation" is on the front as well as the "i5" logo, for the 5 levels of stimulation that this vibe features.

The back of the colorful plastic box has the usual: title, function list, picture of the toy, i5 logo again, and the copyright, battery information, waterproof logo, etc.

This is not discreet packaging and is very straight forward for the vibe that it is. Because it is so much wider than the toy, and because the toy is made out of sturdy plastic, I have not kept this for storage, but your mileage may vary.

This is going to be a power queen's toy. I really struggled with what rating to give this toy. The toy arrived and didn't work. I had to really mess around with its wires and innards to get it to work, and as I was able to climax with it, but it left my poor little clit reverberating for half an hour afterwards in a rather unpleasant way.

At the end of the day, I just couldn't go higher than 3 stars on this one.

The toy arrived and, once I put the batteries in, it wouldn't work. After taking it apart 3 times, I finally got it going.

The vibes were strong enough that when holding this toy my carpel tunnels started complaining (and this, to date, is the only toy that has done this to me).

The patterns, for me, were timed just wrong, and I had to work hard to actually get off with this one. Every time I would get close, the pattern would change in a climax deflating way. Once I did manage to climax with direct clitoral stimulation, my poor clit reverberated for 30 minutes afterward, and it did not feel pleasant at all.

I was able to stimulate my g-spot and it was "OK", but the toy didn't have enough girth for me internally.

And lastly, having chronic pain, I'm always trying toys to see how they work with massage, but this was too buzzy and unpleasant on my muscles; it made them tighten up, rather than relax.

Follow-up commentaryI've started to like it more3 months after original review

I have started to use this in conjunction with other toys at the same time, and am liking it more, and am able to get off with it.

It's still not working solo "for me", but I have a really "Goldilocks" kind of clit.

Its very well built and I love the design with the large and grippy button. It is a solid, quality toy and I think with the variety of function would be a rock star vibe in most peoples toy collection.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Comments

Ryanne

Thanks for the review

10/01/2012

justme23

Thanks for your review!~

10/01/2012

Sodom and Gomorrah

Thanks for the great review!

10/02/2012

- Kira -

I love power, but not so much extra buzzy. I especially don't want to mess with wires just to get something to work! Great review!

10/02/2012

Neotigress

-Kira-, never underestimate the technical prowess of a woman with a vibe that won't work

10/02/2012

amplified to rock

Thanks for the review! As much as it didn't work for you, I'm still pretty tempted.