These Chat Up Lines Are So Bad That They Could Be Good

When was the last time you or one of your friends saw a chat up line work successfully? It’s a rare occurrence, especially as it doesn’t suit the British way of doing things. Us Brits would much rather hold stilted and awkward conversation until the booze kicks in and we have the courage to make a move. Anyway, here are some chat up lines that are so bad that they could actually be good.

1. Did you forget to pay the congestion charge? Because you’ve got fine written all over you

2. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas