I demand you guys pick for me if I get a retry on the Route with Lugia or not. If no one says anything by the time I finish the next update, I'll just man it out(since TLS already told me to just keep going)

Grinding done ;-;:Pichu isn't being trained because the only way to get it to learn an attacking move is either to find a heart scale...The Lost Soul: Have fun with the no wild LuvdiscSoda: Or level it up to level 20 and I'm not leveling it at ALL until I'm 100% sure it's going to evolve before then, so it's just gonna stay in the party for the +1 to happiness for steps.

LET'S DO THIS

Soda: FOR TIMEYWIMEY! AVENGE HER, MY CREATURES OF DESTRUCTIONThe Lost Soul: ...Brawly had nothing to do with Vibrava's death. At all.Soda: AVENGE HER

Clogged arteries

Increased blood pressure

Heart disease. The verdict is in: Bacon > Exercise.

The Lost Soul: That's not how that works. At all.

Soda: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VENGEANCE IS MINEThe Lost Soul: HE DIDN'T KILL VIBRAVA, STOP THAT

The Lost Soul: Seriously? The same pic again?Soda: ...this calls for drastic measures:

Soda: Perfect.The Lost Soul: *eye twitch*Soda: Something wrong?The Lost Soul: Just an aneurism over pure stupidity.Soda: Wow, didn't think you were that stupid.The Lost Soul: ...why did I fall for that reference?Soda: Because I'm the one writing this thing.The Lost Soul: I hate you so much.Soda: <3

Soda: Okay, fuck it, back to the actual story.The Lost Soul: Finally.

Scientifically speaking, the doohickey should be connected to the whatchamacallit.

Your use of such scientific terminology had me convinced otherwise.

Whelp, I'm never getting on a boat again.

But you haven't even traumatized me, yet.

SCORE

What are you talking about? Museums are where I've always gone to masturbate.

Beat the shit out of thugs and they give you free stuff.

Good, now take your shit so I can get on with wrecking Gym Lea:

...If you turn out to be a giant pussy, Stern, I will break your fa:

I DIDN'T SAY A DAMN WORD TO YOU, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?!

Hypocrisy in 3... 2... 1:

Boom

Yeah, wanna join in?

Plot, mostly.

Soda: Beat bitches and they all want your number.The Lost Soul: Sounds about right.

Finally all that's out of the way, let's find some new bros for the tea:

Grinding done ;-;:Pichu isn't being trained because the only way to get it to learn an attacking move is either to find a heart scale...The Lost Soul: Have fun with the no wild LuvdiscSoda: Or level it up to level 20 and I'm not leveling it at ALL until I'm 100% sure it's going to evolve before then, so it's just gonna stay in the party for the +1 to happiness for steps.

LET'S DO THIS

Soda: FOR TIMEYWIMEY! AVENGE HER, MY CREATURES OF DESTRUCTIONThe Lost Soul: ...Brawly had nothing to do with Vibrava's death. At all.Soda: AVENGE HER

Clogged arteries

Increased blood pressure

Heart disease. The verdict is in: Bacon > Exercise.

The Lost Soul: That's not how that works. At all.

Soda: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VENGEANCE IS MINEThe Lost Soul: HE DIDN'T KILL VIBRAVA, STOP THAT

The Lost Soul: Seriously? The same pic again?Soda: ...this calls for drastic measures:

Soda: Perfect.The Lost Soul: *eye twitch*Soda: Something wrong?The Lost Soul: Just an aneurism over pure stupidity.Soda: Wow, didn't think you were that stupid.The Lost Soul: ...why did I fall for that reference?Soda: Because I'm the one writing this thing.The Lost Soul: I hate you so much.Soda: <3

Soda: Okay, fuck it, back to the actual story.The Lost Soul: Finally.

Scientifically speaking, the doohickey should be connected to the whatchamacallit.

Your use of such scientific terminology had me convinced otherwise.

Whelp, I'm never getting on a boat again.

But you haven't even traumatized me, yet.

SCORE

What are you talking about? Museums are where I've always gone to masturbate.

Beat the shit out of thugs and they give you free stuff.

Good, now take your shit so I can get on with wrecking Gym Lea:

...If you turn out to be a giant pussy, Stern, I will break your fa:

I DIDN'T SAY A DAMN WORD TO YOU, WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?!

Hypocrisy in 3... 2... 1:

Boom

Yeah, wanna join in?

Plot, mostly.

Soda: Beat bitches and they all want your number.The Lost Soul: Sounds about right.

Finally all that's out of the way, let's find some new bros for the tea: