WOW!!!! I just got on here a few minutes ago. I didn’t know anything about this. Please let me take the microphone for a minute. I’m all but in tears here

I see inside jokes here from my old Askville peeps. And so many friends I have made here on fluther. Some of these posts have made me laugh out loud….some are very touching. One never knows what people think of them until something like this happens. I don’t even know some of you & you’ve all been very gracious & sweet (except for she who won’t be mentioned because she thinks I’m evil) LOLLLLL Maybe it’s because she still has the scratch marks I made on her legs…..??

I think some of you were asking who JB Fletcher is. She’s the character in Murder She Wrote that starred Angela Lansbury. She’s a dear lady who has a lot of class. I LOVE that show and her.

Anyway, I can’t thank you all enough for your kind posts. I’m going to print this all off & remember it always.

Congratulations, JB! We’ve given you the room with the large screen tv wall, and the complete blueray collection of Murder, She Wrote, including 16 never-seen episodes compiled by Angela Lansbury just for you!

Damn, Gail! You’re just now making 10K? I thought I saw you watching Murder She Wrote at the mansion. Guess it must have been somebody else.
Anyhoo, CONGRATULATIONS! Enjoy the all you can eat spread we have here.

As a dog, I can quote Max’s poem for you because I love squirrels the same way he does:

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee trapped up in a tree.
Far from my reach, but still close to me.
I love thee standing out side my door.
Making life so grand on a day that’s a bore.
I love thee flittering to and fro.
As I dream of ways to chase you so.
I love you as you scurry and chatter.
As I think of a new squirrel frying batter.
I love you as….
Who am I kidding… the chase is on little squirrel!
Woof! Woof!”

I think there is a very large oak tree just outside the mansion, with a great big limb situated so you can peep through the window and watch TV when “Murder She Wrote” is on. Enjoy!

Now that you have attained the authority, and the auspice of authenticating your aptitude, that accompanies the achievement of accumulating 10k lurve, you can arrive at the evil squrilz hideout with accolades and the assurance of less abortive attempts at activity!

With your patronage and persistence, and prestige and power which goes without pronouncement, the projected purposes of world domination and proper spying on people nekkid through their window portals while protruding from plants will be closer to being procured. Not to mention the attempts to foster the growth of pecan trees in every single flowerpot left outside which will frequently flower into fruition. Yummy, nutty fruition.

Oh, and of course there is the projected goal of destroying all people and products that participate in the profanation of the proliferation of squirrel-proof bird feeders which will be better procured with your prodigious persuasive people skills powering them.

Congratulations, squirrel. I shall be on the lookout for the obvious and overt omens of your evil squirlz occupation despite your open efforts to obfuscate your operations toward your obsessive objective.

Hey! Pssst!! @Cupcake @Avvoooooo Listen! I got JB Jr as a hostage! While holding an esploding cupcake to his head you and Avooooo sneak in the mansion behind me!!!! No. Wait. I can’t see a damn thing. I’ll sneak in behind you guys!!! You ready??!!

Banging on Mansion doors: OPEN UP @jbfletcherfan OR…OR….JB JR. GETS ITS! AND DON’T CALL THE COPPERS!!!

@Val123 Well, in the first place, we have a big problem. I’m not a ‘his’, I’m a ‘her. And you can all bang on the mansion doors all you want to. I have inside protection. OBTW, you can’t threaten me with harm to any JB Jr.‘s, either. Those days are over, thank God. So you three just have a ball out there. :D

@Dog Oh, thank you so much, You know…that looks like Jessica Fletcher’s house. :D You have gone to a lot of work. I certainly appreciate this. Let the party begin…. How about a spot of wine to go along with all of that? ;-)