I think we do know where we are headed as a society and are reluctantly accepting of it. America is marching towards an ever increasing militarism, police who are brutal and proud of it, a continued degradation of the environment, a financial breakdown of both the poorest as well as the majority of middle class families, and our television shows reflect that now.

Despite having watched a vampire-human baby tear itself out of Bella Swan's womb -- not to mention the horror of having to call said baby "Renesmee" with a straight face -- Ashley Greene found that doing a comedy for the first time, in Butter, was "terrifying."

OK, so you went ahead and got sucked into the multi-hour celebrity, fashion, and entertainment marathon that is the Emmys. Don't worry, couch potato. All will be rectified with the Broke Girl's fail-proof guide to the week ahead.