Darwinite Adriana Andrews - whose childhood dream came true when she was photographed with it - simply said the “large apendage hanging off it made me notice it”. And well it would for any red blooded Territorian.

“And yes, although it’s not a photo I’m happy my mum seeing, it delivered the point I was trying to get across,” she said.

The “line went dead” before we could find out what the greater point about tree shaped phallus she had been intent on making.