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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special." Stephen Hawking.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Thursday Truther! Who Really Killed Kennedy?

Dear Readers:

A bunch of us were talking about conspiracies and government coverups
the other day when the question of who killed Kennedy was brought up
again.

Jesus Christ folks, people just won’t let go of this, and I am
getting so tired of it all that today we here at the Perspective
Research Department and with selected members of the Naked News staff
are going to spill the beans for the first and last time on who really
killed Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was the Russians, kids!

(There is all sorts of proof for this, and it is the only logical answer,
but just the same the debate will continue………, so I am not going to do
somersaults, or get my underwear in a knot explaining it to you.)

It was the Soviets, plain and simple. And for obvious reasons the
United States government can never admit it, even though the Commies are
long gone.

(Maybe in another fifty years the truth might eventually come out,
but until then, you’ll just have to take my word for it folks!)

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If you haven’t heard, Obama was in Europe for the last few days, and
he suggested the U.S. and Russia reduce their nuclear arsenals from 1500
bombs each, (ready to go bombs, not stockpiled!) to just a couple of
hundred!

This is still a ridiculously large amount, but guess who’s against it?

THE REPUBLICANS!

(I keep telling ya those guys are nuts, and nobody believes me!)

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Oh, did ya happen to hear that James Gandol is fini? (Pun intended)

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Winnipeg, MB – An increased number of cyclists will be on city
streets tomorrow as Winnipeggers participate in Bike to Work Day. An
estimated 4000 riders are expected to register for the 6th annual Bike
to Work Day event on Friday, June 21.

Listen folks, if ya really want to test the mettle of those bikers……, hold it on the 21st. of JANUARY!

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New York (CNN) — Two New York state men have been
charged in a bizarre plan to develop a mobile X-ray system that would be
used from afar to silently kill people that they deemed “undesirable,”
federal officials said.

Glendon Scott Crawford,
49, and Eric J. Feight, 54, were arrested Tuesday after an undercover
operation by the Albany FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force. They were
charged with conspiracy to provide material support for use of a weapon
of mass destruction, according to the criminal complaint.

Crawford and Feight were
developing a device “intended to be mobile … designed to turn on
remotely from some distance away” that would emit “some dangerous levels
of X-ray radiation,” according to John Duncan, executive assistant U.S.
attorney for the Northern District of New York.

Individuals who might
have been “subject to this X-ray radiation, would not immediately know
that they had been harmed until some days later when they would either
be injured, or it could result in their death,” he said.

The suspects intended to use the device to harm and kill “enemies of Israel,” a Department of Justice news release said.

Here’s
a brilliant way to drum up new business if you’re an optometrist. Myung
Dong, an eye doctor in Jeju, South Korea, found the perfect way to
convince the local elderly population that they could benefit from
glasses or other vision treatments: a business card featuring a self-administered eye test.

It was an
incredibly cheap but effective way for the optometrist to market its
services, since it showed the local residents they indeed had vision
problems without requiring them to come for an examination. And after
the cards were distributed, over 90 percent of the town’s residents
visited the optometrist for a checkup within the first month. That’s
impressive.