Lounging in our underground bunker wondering if “they” have been met with fire and the fury like the world has never seen, the Rumour Mill can’t help but ponder assorted other Big Questions.

Is anyone left out there to read this? Did we really forget to pack a can opener? Are Chelsea interested in signing Danny Rose? Apparently so, is the answer to the most important one of those queries, with a Sun “exclusive” reporting that Antonio Conte, maybe inspired by yesterday’s Manchester United rumours, wants to bring the Spurs full-back to Stamford Bridge. Rose could double his £65,000-per-week wages if he goes to Chelsea, but having lost Kyle Walker to Manchester City earlier this summer, Tottenham will fight hard to keep him.