THE DNA TEST IS IN — Michael Lohan fathered an illegitimate lovechild back in 1995 behind Dina Lohan’s back … and Michael’s reaction to the shocking paternity reveal was all caught on tape. Michael agreed to submit to a DNA test for an episode of “Trisha Goddard” — where he comes face-to-face for the first time with the 17-year-old girl who claimed to be his daughter — and the results came back POSITIVE. The girl’s mother — Kristi Horn — has claimed Michael was the father for years, and has even tried multiple times to get him to pay child support … but Michael adamantly denied the allegations. The reveal — which airs tonight — is cringeworthy … Michael can’t believe the news … and the girl’s mother immediately bursts into tears. After, Michael gets up to hug his newfound daughter (Ashley) and she resists, shouting, “No! No! No!” while Michael pleads, “I just want to hug you.” FYI … Michael’s two youngest children with Dina — Ali and Cody — were born in 1993 and 1996 respectively. Which means Ashley was conceived somewhere in the middle. Congrats, Lindsay. You got a new half-sister.

I can’t even express how sorry I am for Ashley Horn. I know her mother wanted this DNA test to prove Michael as the father so that she can go after child support but, duh, Lohan has no money! The real tragedy is that Ashley now knows for sure that Michael is her father. I can’t even think of a more horrifying punishment. UGH doesn’t even begin to convey how bad I feel for the girl.