You are trapped on a desert island with the Spice Girls. Food and rum have run out. Which Spice Girl do you eat first?

The Ginger Spice

The Sporty Spice

The Tall Spice

The Relatively Posh Spice

The Baby Spice

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

FIGHT

Thanks to the communications revolution I am now able to watch a fight in a school in Ohio, or some stinking place. I have no criticism of the fight itself, which was thoroughly enjoyable, but these kids need to work on their pre-fight taunting. Do they really talk like that all the time?

“I bet you don’t even know what a suffrage is, you stumpy wee wanker.” That is what I would have said, to the kid in the white t-shirt.