Spoof news snippets from Wednesday 12 March 2008

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Dr. Suicide, Jack Kevorkian, To Run For Congress in 2008

Recently released on parole after a 9-year prison stint for assisting in suicides, Dr. K plans to run for a seat in the House of Representatives. Said Dr. K, "Darn shame I helped over 100 people top themselves. There went 100 plus votes!"

Spitzer Engaged in Unsafe/Unclean Sexual Variations à la Dick Morris

After the ex-NY Governor had gotten off over a 2.5 hour love fest in DC, his great-looking "prosty" reported to her boss unclean sex acts. Key terms included "toe loving", "tongued underarm," and "tongued nostril."