51 - True, but most people dread having to see a dead body of a person they knew and loved as it was alive. That's why the majority don't like funerals, but they go anyway for closure. I know when my dad died in hospice, I didn't go to see him because it would be too hard to see the once vibrant, talented human being without life.

I never said I would be bitchy about it. Just that if someone stared through my window on multiple occasions I would at least come into contact with the person and would therefore realize they were dead sooner than 3 days later.

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