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Looks like it’s going to be a rough one for birthday girl Angelina Jolie. Not only is the Enquirer reporting that she and Brad are finally, really, totally done for good — for real! — but when she blows out the candles on her rice cake today, she’ll do so with Megan Fox breathing down her neck. No, not for her boy-man husband. Fox is dogging Jolie for nothing less than the title of World’s Sexiest Bad Girl.

Though Fox’s reps say no, recent comments from producer Dan Lin have rumors flying that Fox will be tapped to play a younger — and arguably hotter — Lara Croft in his upcoming “Tomb Raider” prequel. Oh, it is on!

There’s a new sexy, tattooed, vaguely dangerous sheriff in town with piercing eyes and features as dark and edgy as her persona.

No doubt Jolie’s the prototype, but Fox is the 2.0 version — and it’s yet to be seen if Hollywood’s big enough for both of them. We can only hope this competition results in cattiness, then a physical confrontation (in Jell-O), ending in an emotional reconciliation captured on film from every possible angle.