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Inspirational Quotes (Part 3)

Due to the wild success of my previous list of inspirational quotes, I’m back to inspire the ever-loving fuck out of you with some more magical words of wonder from my favorite thinkers.

“Be the change you want to see in the world, ‘cuz all deez mothafuckas around you is content to be pennies.”

–Gandhi

“Chase your dreams like they stole your motherfucking money. Then beat them down like the punk-ass bitches they are.”

– Ancient Chinese proverb

“The sky’s the limit, but you can’t breathe up there. And it’s cold as fuck.”

–George Clooney’s long lost brother, Frank

“You may not have the power to change things you don’t like, but you can stare right into the fucking sun until you can’t see those things anymore.”

–Frank Clooney’s long lost brother, George

“Sometimes ya’ gotta’ grab life by the balls and twist ’em until it cries, and then say ‘You will never fuck with me again, life!'”

–Tony Robbins

“When life gives you lemons, eat the shit whole, peel and all, just to show life that you don’t fuck around with processed shit. Then throw out your cutlery. Stop preparing any meals. Only eat the shit you find on the ground. Commit, motherfucker!”

–Alan Watts

“Never forget that the universe needs you for compost.”

–Michael Jackson

“Life is like a box of chocolates: you probably shouldn’t eat all of life. And it’ll mostly be comprised of shitty things, but it shouldn’t be thrown away because someone gave it to you. It also doesn’t always come with a guide. And it’ll be gone eventually. Also, it’s great to smother all over your naked body.”

–Tom Hanks

“You are you. That’s truer than true. But so was Hitler, and he killed a lotta’ Jews.”

–Dr. Seuss

“Embrace your inner child: poop your pants.”

–Mom

“Fake it ’til you make it. And if you don’t make it, at least you had fun faking it. If you didn’t have fun faking it, then you’re fucked.”

–Socrates

“You are one with the universe. Just like your garbage.”

–Malcolm X

“Be like a lion: murder the shit out of pretty much everything you can.”

–Mufasa

“Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger or wears you out over a long period of time ’til you die. Like AIDS.”

–Nietzsche

“Ask the universe for what you want, and the universe will make you do that shit on your own.”

–The Secret

Hopefully I’ve managed to get you out of whatever existential funk you found yourself in prior to reading this list. If you liked this, you’ll probably enjoy my new Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Memestavostopher/

Which of these quotes most strongly resonates with you? What is your favorite inspirational quote of all time? Post ’em in the comments!