When Baby V began sprouting teeth, I hopped online to figure out how to handle the new sharp, white residents of her mouth. I quickly found my answer. I’m supposed to use a pea-sized amount of non-fluoridated toothpaste until Baby V turns 2, and then switch to fluoridated toothpaste. No, wait. I’m supposed to gently wipe the teeth and gums with a wet piece of cloth. Actually, no. I’m supposed to brush, but just with water. Thank you, Internet, for clearing that up.