1. Weird Family Photo Leaves Youngster With No Chance To Get Real Pussy

On the one hand, we have mom’s crooked eye, and on the other we have innocent felines dragged into one of the most awkward family photos ever.

Trust us when we tell you that pets build up hate inside each time you flash them. Cats and the light share a very special kind of relation and exposing your self-cleaning balls of fur to the horrors of modern photography is not a nice gesture.

One thing is sure. The photo ruined the boy’s life. Did it ever cross your mind that your family album might contain one of these “gems?” Throw the whole thing away before it hits the Internet.

Trust us that girls don’t like the kind of men accepting to take weird family photos with pets.

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2. A Man Holds His Cock

What you get is not just fresh air and delicious dairy products. Hillbillies like the one in the photo get their fair share of awkward family shots, most of them governed by an animal theme.

But you can forget about traditional companions. While city dwellers often settle for cats, dogs, and everything else you can find in the pet aisle of your local supermarket, little Joe is stuck with different animals.

Why is this photo weird and even obnoxious? The title “young boy holding his cock” might offend some grammar Nazis, but it’s worth the risk.

Again, this not something to brag about on social media. The cool sweater and grown-up pants will never hide the fact that we raised another dysfunctional adult.

However, it is still possible to make far worse choices. Check out what’s next!

Even so, we appreciate their efforts of dressing the piglet. It fooled some old ladies scanning the park for people to start a conversation. When you forget your glasses at home, what you get is kissing weird pets on the forehead and asking people why their ugly kid smells like bacon.

We are happy to feature a family that will never grow through the typical food problems. The little bugger is far from being picky, and the parents are more than proud.

Now the tough part. Will the little pig have a due date? Maybe he is lucky, and mom and dad are vegetarian?

God knows how far a rub on the belly can go. Next thing you know you are frying the youngest member of the family.

4. We Call That A Tigh Family Embrace

“Who’s the father” is a question that hits the bull’s eye. However, take a moment to analyze the other component that makes this frame awkward.

Last time we checked, cold-blooded reptiles were not great as pets. How to read your Anaconda’s signs of affection? As far as we see it, things can quickly evolve from “I love you” to “I want to swallow you whole.”

If you don’t know, the South American snakes kill their prey by constriction. You are probably familiar with the technique.

Constriction is something similar to what your huge uncle from abroad does to you after years of separation. He curls around you, releasing that pungent smell that reminds you of the awkward family duties you can’t escape.

Is it possible to have an even weirder family photo? The answer is yes.

5. Which One Was Adopted?

That’s an elegant way of avoiding to hurt the man’s feelings. Some parents refer to their pets as “children, ” and that might make it confusing.

The power of suggestion is strong with us. The facial expression tells an awkward story of interbreeding. After all, everyone in the photo is a primate, so why hide our tails.

“The Planet of the Apes”? More like “The Village of The Apes.” Back where this man comes from people make little distinction between their offspring and the animals they keep around the house. The relationships get so tangled at times; it’s hard drawing a solid line separating the two.

What we hope for is not to see the innocent toddler learning monkey business. You can read “heavy boozing” on the father’s forehead, so the odds are not good.

8. The Wildest Dream Of Every Cat Lady Out There

Who would have thought? Joanna was thrilled when her home state legalized interspecies marriages.

Forget about gay rights. We are talking even more advanced stuff here. As we know so well, the traditional institution of marriage is falling apart. Why marry a man that will develop a beer belly as fast as you can say “yes,” when a tomcat can offer the same level of satisfaction.

We don’t know what this odd couple does in private, and we are afraid to ask the question. However, the woman’s face radiates with joy. She stood up for what she truly is and made a bold statement for all the cat ladies out there.

Of course, there are legal issues attached. But rest assured! The marriage officiant that translated the “meow” as a “yes” had years of experience trying to figure out what cats communicate to us.

The next pet cat got even luckier. Its owners chose a trippy theme for their weird family photo collage.

9. Getting All Trippy With Tom

When you juxtapose a weird family and a photo of deep space, what you get is the sensation that the one editing the shots smoked some pot while doing the Photoshop work.

As usual, the cat was caught off guard when they called ‘cheese.’ In the parallel universe where cats run society, that would be pretty pornographic.

Even so, we have a lot of weird folks that would get pretty aroused by seeing a cat’s soft white underbelly. And you still ask why people marry or adopt their pets?

Why bother to grow up and have real kids when they can play mom and dad with little Tom? The feline has seen worse than having her litter switched with diapers. At least we know which one of the parents to blame for the ears.

Take a deep breath. The photo at #10 is disturbing in so many ways you might consider skipping.

10. The Gerbil, The Lolita, And The Awful Modern Art

We pity the one that took the photo. It is so messed up it can ruin one’s mind for good.

Let’s start with the obvious. The gerbil is in distress and feels uncomfortable to be a part of the whole plot. We can almost hear its tiny little hurt pumping the blood at way too many beats per minute.

Coming off age was a serious challenge for Sophie. Not only her makeup and seduction skills are unpolished, but her choice of a pet is the least tantalizing. Who would mess around with this Lolita after her hands fondled not the cleanest of animals?

The truly offensive part starts once you focus on the background. That crude form of art looks like a 1-year-old learning how to squeeze paint out of the tubes. We are sure glad we did not live in the troubled 1980s.

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11. Trying To Convince The Duck She Is Not Adopted

When Charles Darwin created the world and everything in it, he made it clear that ducks and humans have few things in common. However, there are always daredevils wishing to push the note.

The unusual photo suggests very clearly that all attempts to make the Mallard feel like part of the family are destined to fail. Even playing dress up did not convince the scared creature.

“Birds of a feather flock together” is one saying that showed its flaws. With hunting season still pretty much on, and given the limited memory ducks have, the little fellow will always fear for its life.

13. None Of Them Is A Good Boy

When the photographer asked “Who’s a good boy,” it involuntarily sparked an old family feud. The two dogs waged conflicts of grand proportions to become “favorite” and peace was always fragile.

From our positions, the two pets seem rabid. The hate in their eyes and those sharp canines are in contrast with the cheerful mood the human side of the family can put up.

What the casual observer will never spot is that the shot was taken just seconds before it all turned into a bloodbath. Aroused by the rivalry this family staged a good old-fashioned dog fight. Those white sweaters soon turned red.

Check out the cute way in which a pet can show its love towards all family members. At the same time!

14. Snakes Run In The Family

What is worse than snakes on a plane? While of course, having snakes in the house as pets. Just imagine the bedroom drama of not knowing who is teasing you in the middle of the night. Is it your husband’s hand or do you need to get things straight again with your pet?

One thing is sure. Snakes run in this family, and they help get everyone close together for an awkward shot. Just take a look at the older son facing you upside-down. If you could lip read, you would know he is begging to you to put him out of his misery.

We don’t know what moral value a pet snake can teach to kids. Double-crossing and sneaking around are the first things to come to mind.