Otto’s Ultimate Orangeman Championship

Well, it all comes down to this. After the top two seeds were knocked off in the Final Four (so long, Dave Bing and Pearl Washington), we’re down to the final two: Derrick Coleman, and Carmelo Anthony. No more wasting time with words. This is for all the marbles. This is to determine once and for all who is the Ultimate Orangeman. This is…

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