@Louise I was wondering this too, but then again, I learned to cook bacon over the fire on family camping trips, and then we'd use the grease to cook the over-easy eggs, and maybe even a dab of toast... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

I'm going to send this to my friend who keeps kosher-ish, but secretly loves it when there's bacon in something there isn't supposed to be bacon in. (The key is not to ask... If you don't know, it's still ok, according to his kind of kosher-ish.)

I'm going to send this to my friend who keeps kosher-ish, but secretly loves it when there's bacon in something there isn't supposed to be bacon in. (The key is not to ask... If you don't know, it's still ok, according to his kind of kosher-ish.)

Also I'm reminded of an exchange once that I found pretty hilarious.
Vegans camping next to us: have you ever tried vegan bacon? It's pretty good!
friend at my camp: have you ever tried real bacon? It's fucking awesome.