MidbrowArt - Trouser Snake Tango

Ever masturbate so much that you wind up with a blister on your dick? I did. So did some other guys I knew. Apparently trouser snakes need to be
beaten mercilessly when you're 15 in order to minimize the times they try to escape their denim confines during class.

Which reminds me. Thanks a lot, Mrs. H, for the peeks up your dress during English class. That was really cruel of you.