Some people aren’t just backstabbers in the metaphorical sense, but in the literal ‘I'll stab you in the back with a rusty blade’ kinda way. A video has been doing the rounds that shows a dude with a huge knife sticking out of his back and it’s buried so deep, you can only see the handle.

34-year-old Vladamir, took himself to hospital in the Russian city of Kazan after getting stabbed during a drunken fight. He’s clearly not too fussed about it though, as the clip shows him nipping out for a quick ciggy. I dunno about you, but I always like to make sure I get my nicotine fix before removing a weapon from my spine.

What a mad bastard! Even the nurses are following him, questioning where he’s going and asking ‘are you mad?’ Yup, it’s safe to say he’s fucking bonkers. Only in Russia ey?!