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24. August 2015

DETAILS OF SATURDAY'S MEETING BETWEEN JOE BIDEN AND ELIZABETH WARREN

NUMBER ONE OBSERVATORY CIRCLE, WASHINGTON — A solitary reporter loyal to Bernie Sanders hid behind a curtain on Saturday as an observer while Joe Biden met privately at the Vice President’s
Residence with Sen. Elizabeth Warren as Biden inches closer to announcing that he'll run against Sanders for the Democratic presidential nomination.

“Joe,” Warren began, ”you're almost as old as that old coot Bernie, and you want to run for president a third time?”

At this, the solitary reporter, who is the same age as Bernie, had to stifle a guffaw.