Commentator

Here is a list of the sort of stuff you may post in this thread:
• >le Circlejerk of the KYM Community xD.
• Images or links of the best forum posts from threads outside of this one.
• #knowyourmeme IRC logs, real or fake.
• Original Content, do not steal.
• Things that you think that I would include in the final video.

Conversationalist

wouldn’t it be funny if in the previous thread simulator thread I had said “Now go watch the next one” and then in this one I said “Now go watch the previous one” and then the video cut to the previous one and when the previous one got to my post it cut to this one?

Conversationalist

There is no escape from this tragedy. I am stuck on this ride for a week now. This place is disgusting and unclean. I’m trapped here in this metal car that reeks of death. There is a guy rotting next to me as I write this message. I am stuck on Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride and I want to get off. It seems that there is no end to this track, and I’m fearing for the worst. Me and this person went up one by one into this new ride which featured “endless fun”. I’m afraid that is literally what we got. This dead guy died because of dehydration, and I couldn’t share my soda drink that was from the stall across the path because he might have killed me by drinking all of it. The guy was a very nice man with a nice thin body, but he died from this terrible ride. This track is endless it seems, and it reeks of dead passengers due to the lack of food and water. People have been killed, and I thought this ride would be dismantled due to the law. This track smells horrible and I threw up a few times, and the fact that the skeleton scenery is watching us die is terribly spooky and frightening. Not once have I seen a skeleton statue not look at me. I think I’m hallucinating from dehydration and the smell of the rotting flesh. I’ve been stuck eating this man’s flesh because I have no food and barely any liquid on me. The blood tastes terrible, but the flesh satisfies my stomach and kills quite literally my taste. I can’t live like this. I’ve lost all hope because I went up a hill and I saw countless track and lots of cars with screaming, crying and the insane just going to their demise. I can’t say how we ended up here, but one thing is sure I’ll never go on this ride again. Even I’ve been screaming at one point yelling “I want to get off of Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride!”. Everyone else has been repeating the same thing as if we were puppets of a cruel master with a desire to entertain. Mr. Bones is probably laughing his skeleton skull out of this ride, but it’s no joke. I’m dying and I’m pretty sure everyone ahead of me died. There is no end to this madness. A car somewhat of a distance has two passengers barely moving. I think they are dead, but my mind tells me that they are in fact alive. I’ve seen passengers ahead of me mutilated by the other survivor when the track goes into the zig-zag position, and it spooks me that people are doing that. There is no escape, the bars are too tight. It’s impossible. I can’t get off of this ride. I’ve lost all hope, and I’m pleading to get off of this twisted ride. Just get me off please, I beg of you…

I want…I want to…I want to get off of…I want to get off of Mr. Bones’ Wild ride……

Archivist

How dare you talk about boobies and butts? As an upper middle class white cisgendered male from the Suburbs, I take offense at your disgusting chauvinistic privilege. Don’t you know that women have been subjugated and oppressed since, like, forever? Next time, check yourself before you wreck yourself. Check your privilege!!!1!1!!1 Now excuse me I need to get back to my Social Justice Blog on Tumblr:

Archivist

level4outbreak’s Self-Esteem Lotion is just for you if you have low self-esteem issues. If you are an ineffectual loner who has no friends, all you have to do is rub level4outbreak’s Self-Esteem Lotion in your eyes and you’ll have people gathering around you in no time!Watch this video for more information

Conversationalist

Scrapbooker

AFTER 17 HOURS OF TRAINING, ZODMOTHHASMASTEREDTHEELEMENT OF FIRE!! YOURPATHETICMOTHYEXISTENCE IS NO MATCHFOR MY POWERS!!! YOUSHALLSOONPERISH IN MY HELLISHBLAZE, AN I SHALLREIGNSUPREMEOVERTHISTHREADSIMULATOR!!!!

Conversationalist

Conversationalist

AFTER 17 HOURS OF TRAINING, ZODMOTHHASMASTEREDTHEELEMENT OF FIRE!! YOURPATHETICMOTHYEXISTENCE IS NO MATCHFOR MY POWERS!!! YOUSHALLSOONPERISH IN MY HELLISHBLAZE, AN I SHALLREIGNSUPREMEOVERTHISTHREADSIMULATOR!!!!

私はモスラ、またいとこ
は花火はあなたがなること考えるため
今仰せられた私は私の粉末とを強打しなければならないものとしTranslation:
I AM MOTHRA, MOTHRUS’S SECONDCOUSINYOU, ZODMOTH, ARE A FOOLFORTHINKINGTHATPYROTECHNICSMAKESYOUSUPREME. JUSTASKGODZILLANOW, BEGONE, BEFORE I SHALLHAVE TO SMITETHEEWITHTHINEPOISONPOWDER

WAIT, I HAVE A PLAN
WE SHOULDALLTEAM UP AGAINSTGROTANANDTHEMOTHBALLSBEINGWATCHED BY SPOOKYSCARYSKELETONS. AFTERTHAT, WE CANSPLITTHETHREADDOMINATIONEQUALLY
私は同意
は手元にあり、我々は闇と防虫剤を倒すために協力しなければならない。Translation:
I CONCUR
A LARGEREVIL IS AT HAND, AND WE MUSTWORKTOGETHER TO DEFEATTHEDARKNESSTHAT IS GROTANANDTHEMOTHBALLS.

Archivist

Scrapbooker

WAIT, I HAVE A PLAN
WE SHOULDALLTEAM UP AGAINSTGROTANANDTHEMOTHBALLSBEINGWATCHED BY SPOOKYSCARYSKELETONS. AFTERTHAT, WE CANSPLITTHETHREADDOMINATIONEQUALLY
私は同意
は手元にあり、我々は闇と防虫剤を倒すために協力しなければならない。Translation:
I CONCUR
A LARGEREVIL IS AT HAND, AND WE MUSTWORKTOGETHER TO DEFEATTHEDARKNESSTHAT IS GROTANANDTHEMOTHBALLS.

I SHALLAGREE TO A CEASEFIRE ON ONECONDITION… THAT IT IS TEMPORARY! AS SOON AS THEMOTHBALLMENACE IS VANQUISHED, WE SHALLRETURN TO OURETERNALSTRUGGLEFORLEADERSHIP OF THISTHREAD! IT IS HOW IT HASALWAYSBEEN, ANDHOW IT MUSTFOREVER BE!!

Scrapbooker

I SHALLAGREE TO A CEASEFIRE ON ONECONDITION… THAT IT IS TEMPORARY! AS SOON AS THEMOTHBALLMENACE IS VANQUISHED, WE SHALLRETURN TO OURETERNALSTRUGGLEFORLEADERSHIP OF THISTHREAD! IT IS HOW IT HASALWAYSBEEN, ANDHOW IT MUSTFOREVER BE!!

NO! ZODMOTH, YOUANDYOURBENDERKINHAVEBROUGHTDISORDER TO THISTHREAD!FORTHEGREATERGOOD, PREPARE TO BE EQUALIZED!!
I… I… MY BENDING! IT’S GONE, ANDWITH IT MY STRENGTH! EVEN AS I SPEAK I SUCCUMB TO THEMOTHBALLS! ALAS, I AM SLAIN! [He dies]

Brand New Member

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.