12:16 a.m. — On Signal Street, a lady is heard to say, “Why don’t you try and hit me again?” She got into an argument with her boyfriend because he was allegedly flirting with another lady. She was then “hit in the face with a beer can.”

1:15 a.m. — Neighbors scream at each other on Glen Street.

1:15 a.m. — Frank’s Taxi conveys a man from Somersworth to the Greenwood Motel. The passenger then pays $10 instead of $25 and disappears into Room 6. Police arrive and the fare is paid in full.

6:03 a.m. — Toters and mailboxes have been damaged in the Cross Road area.

7:47 a.m. — Petty cash has been stolen from Suite 1 on Airport Drive.

9:23 a.m. — Grammy and Grampy’s Gift Baskets are pestered by a panhandler who then throws trash at the window.

12:00 p.m. — A boy, brought by his dad to skate in Holy Rosary parking lot, nigh meets with an unpleasant fate, a lady “crazed”, or just a clot, drives in and nearly takes him out, then circles round and round about, her passengers all demonstrate a fine command of English — not!

3:26 p.m. — A raccoon raises an alarm on Cove Court.

3:56 p.m. — Chickens in a coop on Friendship Street are scattered by a big brown pit bull. The owner gets them all back eventually.

4:21 p.m. — David Cormier, 19, of 8 Elm St., Milton, is arrested on two warrants and charged with stalking.

6:45 p.m. — People have been getting into a woman’s apartment at Northgate.

8:46 p.m. — A neighbor of the 103 Restaurant can’t hear her TV for the loud music. She feels she should get a break on Easter Sunday.