In this 'ere thread, 'ere, we all take turns in writing a story. However, instead of writing a short story each post, we just write one line. It can be about anything, it doesn't have to be about the same thing as the last past. It does, however, need a lead in for the next post.
Now...

There once was a man from Coruscant..._________________I am a Star Wars fan. That doesn't mean that I hate or love Jar Jar. That doesn't mean I hate or love Lucas, or agree or disagree 100% with him. That doesn't mean I prefer the PT over the OT, or vice versa. That doesn't mean I hate the EU, or even love all of it (or even read all of it). These are not prerequisites. Being a man is not a prerequisite. Being a geek is not a prerequisite. The only prerequisite is that I love something about Star Wars. I am a Star Wars fan.

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:18 pm

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Darth SkuldrenModerator

Joined: 04 Feb 2008Posts: 6844Location: Missouri

...who wore an Ewok suit two sizes too small. He drank so much..._________________
"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:34 pm

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ReepicheepMaster

Joined: 05 Feb 2008Posts: 7613Location: Sailing into the unknown

...Corellian Ale that he passed out while riding a speeder. He fell from the speeder onto..._________________
Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:37 pm

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Old Master BenAdministrator

Joined: 10 Nov 2007Posts: 2259Location: Georgia

...a big furry Bantha. The Bantha was very angry and felt a sudden urge to...

...dance a traditional Alderaanian waltz to release steam. The man was puzzled by this and said..._________________All things die, Anakin Skywalker, even stars burn out.

Those without swords can still die upon them

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:04 pm

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Darth SkuldrenModerator

Joined: 04 Feb 2008Posts: 6844Location: Missouri

..."Bantha's run on steam?" The Bantha, still dancing with hair flying to and fro, replied..._________________
"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:24 pm

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Old Master BenAdministrator

Joined: 10 Nov 2007Posts: 2259Location: Georgia

..."Steam and blue milk, my good fellow. Now get off my back!" And with a mighty...

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:18 pm

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ReepicheepMaster

Joined: 05 Feb 2008Posts: 7613Location: Sailing into the unknown

...drop-kick, the man from Coruscant was once again in the air. While in the air, he noticed..._________________
Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.

...avoid them at all costs. Sadly, that wasn't in his control, as he was suddenly...

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:36 am

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ReepicheepMaster

Joined: 05 Feb 2008Posts: 7613Location: Sailing into the unknown

...in the middle of a bunch of hungry Gundarks. Lucky for him he had brought..._________________
Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:56 am

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Darth SkuldrenModerator

Joined: 04 Feb 2008Posts: 6844Location: Missouri

..an energy bar which he quickly threw at the Gundarks. The Gundarks attacked the energy bar giving him time to escape..._________________
"I believe toys resonate with us as humans, we can hold them them, it's tactile, real! They are totems for our extended beliefs and imaginations. A fetish for ideas that hold as much interest and passion as old religious relics for some. We display them in our homes. They show who we are. They are signals for similar thinking people. A way we connect with each other...and I guess thats why I do toys. That connection." -Ashley Wood

...but he barely had time to breathe a sigh of relief as a swarm of hawk-bats seemed to be eying him suspiciously. He thought to himself..._________________All things die, Anakin Skywalker, even stars burn out.

Those without swords can still die upon them

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:05 pm

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Mara Jade SkywalkerAdministrator

Joined: 15 Feb 2008Posts: 6205Location: Beyond Shadows

..."Man, I should really ditch this Ewok suit. I have no idea why I'm wearing it in the first place." Ripping off the Ewok suit, he tossed it at the hawk-bats. With a shriek of anger, they..._________________"It's not about the legacy you leave, it's about the life you live." ~Mara Jade Skywalker

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:50 pm

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ReepicheepMaster

Joined: 05 Feb 2008Posts: 7613Location: Sailing into the unknown

(Mara's back!)

...they yelled, "How dare he simply through the Ewok Suit around! Such irreverence." The man thought, I didn't know Mynocks could talk they must be..._________________
Where sky and water meet,
Where the waves grow sweet,
Doubt not, Reepicheep,
To find all you seek,
There is the utter east.