Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

After playing blackjack for a while, i came up with some tactics to help earn yourself from FLEZZ. knowhatimtalkin’bout?

...the trick is to make modest bets so that you get a nice return on your hand, but you don’t lose horribly if your hand turns out to be ****ty (which WILL happen).

Before moving up to the next betting bracket, make sure you have at least 5x that amount; e.g. if you want to bet 25F, you should have at least 125F. For every bracket after 25F, increase your margin by another 1x. Why? The more you bet, the harder you get hit. Therefore if you want to bet 1000F, you should have at least 10,000F. Of course, if you have 5,000F, feel free to make that kind of bet. Just remember that it IS possible to lose five times in a row.

You should also know:

1. If you get blackjack, you win 150% of your bet, but the house does not.

2. Most of the time, anything below 18 will not work. G-bot can/will pull 5 cards out of the deck to make a 19 or 20, so pay attn. to what card is revealed to you.

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I just played off 50F. At first i reached 200F using only bets of 10F, but eventually i was forced back down to my initial budget. i learned a couple more things about G-bot, though…

G-bot hits or stands based on what the total value of your cards is; in other words, your cards are face up. Unlike a traditional game of BJ where the house cannot hit on a value 16 or higher, G-bot’s algorithm will keep drawing until it beats your value or busts. I tried using dynamic betting, where you increase your bet by one level for one game, a “i’m feeling lucky” kind of tactic. Obviously, it didn’t work.

The card you posted is designed to maximize your winnings by calculating the risk and choosing whether to hit/stand, but it cannot beat the luck/bull**** of G-bot’s draw.