Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously
skimpy shorts from his trousers where

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously
skimpy shorts from his trousers where
she discovered he was also hiding

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously
skimpy shorts from his trousers where
she discovered he was also hiding
his Blackberry, that was silently vibrating

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously
skimpy shorts from his trousers where
she discovered he was also hiding
his Blackberry, that was silently vibrating
in his pocket, causing him to

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously
skimpy shorts from his trousers where
she discovered he was also hiding
his Blackberry, that was silently vibrating
in his pocket, causing him to
smile mischeviously at the sensation. Julian

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously
skimpy shorts from his trousers where
she discovered he was also hiding
his Blackberry, that was silently vibrating
in his pocket, causing him to
smile mischeviously at the sensation. Julian
answered the phone as he began

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously
skimpy shorts from his trousers where
she discovered he was also hiding
his Blackberry, that was silently vibrating
in his pocket, causing him to
smile mischeviously at the sensation. Julian
answered the phone as he began putting his helmet on. "Hi Dan"

Friday night, Julian was seen leaving...
his flat, on his new Segway...
His hair flowing behind him, He
sped toward a woman, who seemed
transfixed by his piercing blue eyes.
Slowing down, he raised an eyebrow.
He remembers having seen her before
at a tarts and vicars party
where they got drunk on Pimms.
"Now what was her name?" he
pondered, tousling his fraise blonde mane -
which attracted the attention of that
said woman, who gazed in awe
Ahh thats her name, jenny, she reminds me of....
my first girlfriend, who loved to
eat pickled herrings on toast. Thought
"Her breath smelt.. everytime
she kissed or licked me! Yet,
it was quite endearing... Julian smiled
Then suddenly guy appeared and walked over to the woman and
whispered in her ear, which made
her pour water over his head
"What the.." He began, shaking his
wet head, noticing Jules watching with
obvious delight at seeing Steve soaked.
As Steve's hair dried, he remembered
when Julian and the girl from
the tarts and vicars party, flirting
outrageously - kissing, touching, as if to
make him jealous, he turned and
picked up the wooden clog which
embedded a splinter in his finger.
In response, Julian grabbed the u-bend
And blew into it very loudly.
The musical sound he produced caused
the entire building to shake momentarily
"Woah there Tiger!" Said Steve as he
grabbed a nearby ledge for support.
Julian smiled as he turned to
ensure that the girl was still
looking. He retrieved the brown hair dye
from the floor, where he'd dropped
his boxer shorts in a fit
of passion, just the day before
He quickly stuffed the silk shorts
down his trousers, so they would
not be seen. Nonchalantly, he said
"don't you just love the feel
of a nice soft pair of
silk shorts against your skin?" The
girl sighed, and with a swift
tug pulled his long and dangerously
skimpy shorts from his trousers where
she discovered he was also hiding
his Blackberry, that was silently vibrating
in his pocket, causing him to
smile mischeviously at the sensation. Julian
answered the phone as he began putting his helmet on. "Hi Dan"
he said, "Next James Bond movie?"