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People who are experts at predicting the future in movies say that the typical movie in the years beginning in 2020 will have four different movies in one.
"Because of our nation's short attention span, we are 95% sure that there will be four 30-3...

"Mary Jane and me may get married again as she's the best wife I ever had," Hank Williams Jr. told a friend the other day so we sent over someone to see him, if he was in shape to talk.
"Yeah, I might as well tell the world stupid world that it wa...

PYONGYANG, North Korea - An insider who is employed at Kim Jong Un's Presidential Palace in Pyongyang has said that he knows Kim Jong Un's real name.
The insider spoke on grounds of 100 percent anonymity saying that the leader of North Korea was b...

ATLANTA - The second largest chicken franchise in the nation has decided to listen to its customers and it is making a slight change to its corporate name.
Cullen Rigadoon, company spokesman said that the home office has received thousands of emai...

TAMPA, Florida - The executives of The Outback Steakhouse had their semi-annual meeting in Tampa and decided to make a big corporate change.
Board of directors member Cassiopeia Snapstickler, 51, stated that four of the eight board members present...

An nationwide poll has revealed that nearly half of all people who attend church only do so to get laundry change from the collection plate.
"If this is true, it's startling," said Reverend Augie Fistleprig of the Church of the Holy Cow. "I mus...

Since the dawn of personal computers, to save a document, users have pressed the blue square. Back in the dark ages of the eighties and nineties, the operators of these archaic machines recognised the blue square for what it was, a picture of a so-ca...

TALLAHASSEE, Florida (ABSNN) - The Florida Secretary of State certified today that Barack Obama won the state's election by a razor-thin margin of 74,000 votes. Tea Party freshman Congressman, Allen West, was defeated by fewer than 3,000 votes b...

CINCINATTI, OH-Local old man Carl Jacobson has reportedly done next to nothing in the same way as his grandson Peter did when he was his ripe young age of 14. Whether due to the limited technologies of the time, economic hardships, or simply a re...

Many are now saying our government are 'big on promises but short on delivery.'
'We are considering a cap on immigration, We plan to ban vehicle clamping,' and 'We don't intend to raise VAT,' have all been heard in the last 12 months but what went...

The Quantum Leap Corporation has announced that they will begin offering their services to the general public. For a modest fee of $10,000, people will be able to travel backwards in time within their own lifetimes and bodies.
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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.

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