Not one of you lot are throwing the non-standard cakes?Because if you don't your 'd'h will fish them out of the bin and eat them as a protest, clearly a protest as you told him they weren't perfect & were for disposal only, you can't throw them out for the birds because there aren't any and you will suffer further conniptions at the thought of your children being exposed to such poison - one was a bit burnt

I desperately want to have a food fight. We might have to as a treat - twiglets would surely be against the Geneva convention though?

Yes I think the mess hall parties stopped after the great food fight.It was astonishing how quickly it escalated. I still remember the sight of it flying through the air in all directions like the end scene from Bugsy Malone.

Oh it was years ago. It was a working mens club treat, and what a treat. I was only small and remember coming away in some dream like state thinking how surreal it all was.Never been to anything like it since-perhaps they stopped the club parties after that-I don't remember.

How old are you simple ? I wonder if it's the one I went to in the Mess hall at the garrison where my mum worked...kids are so literal we thought it was an instruction not a label. Although I thought that one started with twiglets...

Hey I went to a real bunfight once.It wasn't advertised as a bunfight. It was a kids tea party in a club. Someone threw a bun, the next thing someone threw one back and so it progressed to sandwich, sausage roll and jelly throwing!It was the best party ever in the entire universe.