Saturday night is the perfect night to gather your friends, turn off the lights and scream at the TV! The kill-everyone-off-in-one-season, slasher series, Harper’s Island may be a little cheeseball, but man is it fun! Tonight Henry and the groomsmen go fishing and find… surprise… a dead body, and Trish and her bridesmaids visit a psychic who reacts strongly to Abby. Run Abby! Run!

On the series premiere of JONAS, the Jonas Brothers take a tongue-in-cheek look at their hectic lives as the fictional Lucas Brothers, pop superstars trying to live normal lives away from the stage. In the first episode, Nick falls for a cute new student and writes her a love song, while Joe and Kevin plead with him to slow it down. BTW… The best pickup line I’ve heard in a long time comes tonight when Nick reminds his crush that the teen magazines have dubbed him “the serious one.” LOL! Girls, get your swoon on!

And Tracey takes on a whole slew of new characters tonight on the season premiere of Tracey Ullman’s State of the Union. Tonight the British chameleon morphs into former first lady, Laura Bush, Paul McCartney’s ex Heather Mills, a Bollywood pharmacist and an airport security screener.