Snow White, Some Dwarfs and The Hubnugget Team

Is it possible for a prince to lose his charm?

Once upon a time in a galaxy not so far away, Snow White decided that she had had enough of her Prince Charming and the rest of her “Charming” in-laws, that she decided to take a sabbatical and go back to the woods to visit her old friends…the seven dwarfs. She didn’t tell them she was coming as they didn’t have mail, computers telephones, email, fax machines or any modern day appliances and since it was hard to get a hold of a courier, she just decided to just show up at the dwarfes’ house and take her chances that they would be home.

Ennelle Lamb

RedElf

Patty English

Zueszy Bee

Ripplemaker

KoffeKlatch Gals

Where are my little friends?

Snow White finally arrived and opened the door and to her surprise she found the dwarfes were not there but in their stead were strangers to Snow White. She demanded to know what they were doing there and why.

The strangers introduced themselves as the Hubnugget team from Hubpages, and that they were sent into the woods to clear their minds, and to choose this weeks hubs for the hubnugget nominees. The peace and quiet of the woods always helped in the hubnugget process.They found the charming house empy and didn't think anyone lived there. They introduced themselves as Patty Inglish, Enelle Lamb, Ripplemaker, Koffeeklatch gals, RedElf and Zsuzsy Bee.

They had quite a task ahead of them, and didn't want any distractions, so they warned Snow White as pleasantly as you please, that if she was going to hang around, that she would have to keep very quiet, and stop all that unrelentless singing, which was quickly getting on everyone's nerves. Not to mention all the chirping of the birds that were hanging around Snow White. The team was sure that the dwarfs wouldn't mind some unexpected visitors as well.

Just then the dwarfes could be heard marching home singing as they marched to their favorite tune….”Hi HO Hi HO la la la la la

When the seven dwarfes saw Snow White and the Hubnugget team, they were shocked and asked what she was doing there after basically abandoning them to run off with her famous prince. Snow White apologized for not keeping in touch, and for not sending thank you notes for the wedding gifts, but promised to make it up to them, by cleaning and cooking for them, just as she had done in the past. The dwarfes were a litte skeptical of the Hubnugget team but finally agreed......except maybe.....

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Always a Grump in the crowd!

Grumpy, who couldn’t understand the whole Hubnugget process and what it was even for. Well Ripplemaker kindly did her best to explain to Grumpy that being chosen as a hubnugget wannabe encourages new writers on the Hubpages site to want to continue to write, and keeps them motivated to write more and more hubs. He reluctantly agreed, but insisted on being able to watch, which because of the kindness of the team, who took pity upon him, he was able to participate. You see the hubnuggets wannabes are only able to be picked by certain “elite” members and no one else, this would be the only exception. But of course all the dwarfes butted in as well and the continuous achooing’ by sneezy was making it almost impossible to keep all the pages together.

Finally the task at hand was finished by the team, and some frolicking ensued in the form of dancing, singing, and passing around the whiskey bottle; everyone seemed to be having a great time. Just then a frigid, harsh wind blew open the door, and there stood the wicked old witch that wanted Snow White dead, and demanded the hubnugget wannabe nominees or she would kidnap Snow White. The team looked at each other and it was quite obvious that they were all thinking this would be a nice trade off, as Snow White was really annoying, but they couldn't do that to the nice dwarfs that have been so nice to them, and who seemed to really care about Snow White.

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In the meantime, Snow White is admiring herself in the magic mirror and asking it who the fairest one of all is. This set me into a frenzy; I grabbed the mirror away from Snow White and said, “Would you stop being so narcissistic and pay attention, your life is in danger here lady”. Snow White looked at me as perplexed as she could look and asked, “What’s narcissistic’? The wicked witch just laughed and took hold of all the hubnuggests and flew out the window, the way she came. Everyone looked so unhappy after all the work that they had done. Ennelle Lamb said to Snow White, “You know for being someone who has been famous for years, and who has managed to snag herself a Prince, you certainly aren’t the sharpest knife in the drawer are you? Snow White replied with, “ Listen here, in my fairytale, and mind you missy, this is my fairytale, girls don’t have to be smart, just beautiful". The hubnugget team just looked down and shook their heads wondering how they ever got in this fairytale in the first place, and how they would ever get those golden nuggets back.

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Meanwhile back at the ranch:

RRRing, RRRing, oh my I wake up to the sound of my telephone ringing, I think to myself that I have had a doozy of a dream, and finally manage to pick up the phone. It is Maddie Ruud and she just wants to let me know that the hub nuggets have all been nominated and are ready to be voted on………ahhhh what a relief, the hub nuggets are safe once again and it’s a good thing because that dream seemed so real, and suddenly I got this strange overpowering urge for a big, fat juicy apple…hmmm

After talking with Maddie I go over to my magic mirror and say Mirror Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?. My mirror just looks back at me and says, “Not this again, how often am I gonna have to stroke your ego Ladyjane1, because it certainly wasn’t in the job description?

Commence with the voting Ladyjane and we shall see which hub will reign!

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What is a Hubnugget Wannabe?

Anyone who has just joined Hubpages may be wondering what a Hubnugget wannabe is, especially if they are nominated for this most prestigious award. Well someone who has been nominated for the award most likely has written a very well written hub. They also have only been on Hubpages for less than 60 days, and they have a hubber score of 75 or higher. The hub also needs to have a score of 55 or better.

So why you may ask would be the advantage of winning the Hubnugget award? Well, your hub would be viewed by hundreds of other hubbers, which would result in lots of traffic to your hub and get your name out there for others to see and possibly be a follower of yours, which in turn results in you getting more page views. You would also be featured in the Hubpages newsletter for that week.

It helps to make sure that you write a hub that is more than 500 words or so, not too long, but I never write anything less than 500 words at least. Make sure to utilize all the capsules that Hubpages has to offer, such as video, photos, and the link capsules in order to make your hub pleasant and interesting to read. Make sure your video and photos are relevant to your hub.

Make sure that you promote your hub as much as you can and by all means vote for yourself if you like, and get all your friends and family to vote for you even if they aren’t members of Hubpages, they can still vote.

This weeks Hubnugget wannabe's are in the categories of:

Beauty and Fashion

Beauty crowds me till I die,Beauty, mercy have on me!But if I expire today,Let it be in sight of thee. By Emily Dickinson

Home

“A house is made of walls and beams; a home is built with love and dreams.”-annonymous

Sports and Recreation

The best and fastest way to learn a sport is to watch and imitate a champion. -Jean-Claude Killy

Which one of this week's Fashion and Beauty nominees is your favorite?

20% Your Perfect Wedding Dress

25% The Wrap Dress: The Most Figure-Flattering Piece of Clothing for Every Woman Out There

22% Deadly Beauty Products In Your Bathroom

15% How to Look Like a Fashionista (Without Breaking the Bank)

12% 5 Essential Oils and What They Can Do for You

6% Ready for the new black? We're already over it...

65 people have voted in this poll.

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Fashion and Beauty

Ready for the new black? We're already over it...From a industry insider's perspective, summer has been and gone. 6 months ago. While insider's are doing their job almost a year pre-season release (buying trips, swatching colours, sourcing the latest...

5 Essential Oils and What They Can Do for YouSoap infused with essential oils. What are essential oils? Essential oils are concentrated, aromatic liquids which are extracted from plants, roots or bark. Usually sold in small quantities, prices usually...

Your Perfect Wedding DressNadine has picked her wedding dress...and it's gorgeous! After one false start with a dress that was pretty, although a little casual but still unique in it's own way, she went the complete opposite...

Which one of this week's Home nominees is your favorite?

10% The Organic Garden - Growing Tomatoes Indoors

31% Secrets to a Good-Smelling Home

31% Benefits of Raised Bed Gardening

10% Ginseng Ficus– the Perfect Bonsai Tree for the Beginner

12% Our Haunted Home

5% Top Plants for Container Gardens

58 people have voted in this poll.

This poll is now closed to voting.

Home

Top Plants for Container GardensNo matter how small your garden, you can enjoy a full range of annuals and perennials, climbers, creepers, and trailers by growing in containers. Virtually any type of plant, except perhaps really large trees...

Our Haunted HomeMy husband and I purchased our first home in 1972. At the time my son was a little over 4 years old. It was a small, brick 2 story French Normandy style house in a city neighborhood. The house was designed and...

Ginseng Ficus the Perfect Bonsai Tree for the Beg...If you enjoy the size and the look of the bonsai tree, but are not sure that you have the time or skills that are needed to care for a bonsai, then you will be pleasantly surprised to find that the Ginseng Ficus bonsai tree is not only great looking

Benefits of Raised Bed GardeningDo you want to grow a garden but have poor soil? A raised bed garden just may be the answer to your problems. The idea to having a raised garden bed is that you have complete control of the ingredients and the...

Secrets to a Good-Smelling Home...is uninviting. Sometimes it can be a stinky animal smell. Sometimes it's those salmon croquettes that you fixed last Sunday. Or was that Sunday before last??? Sometimes it's that diaper that you changed...

The Organic Garden - Growing Tomatoes IndoorsTomatoes are one of nature's most diverse fruits. There are hundreds of heirloom varieties that can be easily adapted to grow indoors. It is possible for indoor gardens to flourish with tomatoes year...

Which one of this week's Sports and Recreation nominees is your favorite?

13% Winter Cycling Gear Review: Gore Bike Wear Paclite Ultra Pant

17% The Hidden Gems Of Hot Springs Heaven

44% Super Bowl XLV: Green Bay Packers vs Pittsburgh Steelers

4% Ever wish you could go back in time?

4% How to Easily Repair Cast Net Holes

18% 5 Ways to Beat Boredom and Not Your Wallet

71 people have voted in this poll.

This poll is now closed to voting.

Sports and Recreation

5 Ways to Beat Boredom and Not Your WalletThe unfortunate thing about life today is that almost everything costs money. It's hard to head out today with a friend or two and find things to do that wont leave your wallets empty. Here is a list of 5...

How to Easily Repair Cast Net HolesAny angler who has a cast net knows the perils or getting it caught or stuck on something or having too many or too big of fish in the net. This usually results in a rip or hole in the net allowing...

The Hidden Gems Of Hot Springs HeavenCommercial hot springs pools are a great place to rest and relax. Even better are the primitive, native hot springs and warm swimming holes that are nestled in the hills or alongside a river. Check out the different locations available for your soaki

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stars439

5 years agofrom Louisiana, The Magnolia and Pelican State.

Thank you for the interesting knowledge, and wishing everyone who qualifies for the award will someday get to enjoy it. God Bless You dear heart.

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ladyjane1

6 years agofrom Texas

Thanks Phoebie thanks for reading. Cheers.

Phoebe Pike

6 years ago

I loved this hub! It was quirky, fun to read and witty. Two thumbs way up.

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

goprisca thanks for stopping by and for the nice comments. Cheers.

goprisca

7 years agofrom Bangalore

Very nice and interesting way of writing.

AUTHOR

ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

WannB Writer thanks for reading sorry it took so long to reply, Im sorry you missed the deadline! Cheers to you.

Barbara Radisavljevic

7 years agofrom Templeton, CA

Clever. I couldn't' resist the title. And I've always wondered about HubNuggets. By the time I'd heard of them I was way past the deadline.

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

Eiddwen thank you. Your comments are much appreciated. Cheers.

Eiddwen

7 years agofrom Wales

Hi ladyjane,

A great hub.

Take care

Eiddwen

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

Thanks speedbird and sophiemaroni for reading my hub it is appreciated. Cheers.

sophiemaroni

7 years ago

hi ladyjane good article

speedbird

7 years agofrom Nairobi, Kenya

I got late for the polls and found that they have closed. I hope next time I will get a chance to vote

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

mysterylady 89 thank you so much for the nice comment. I have always loved Snow White's fairytale and thought it would make a nice hubnugget hub. And I always liked Grumpy too. Cheers.

mysterylady 89

7 years agofrom Florida

This was very cleverly done, ladyjane. I loved the role of Grumpy and the sudden appearance (and disappearance) of the witch.

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

geegee77 you are too sweet you know I loves ya too and Im so glad you are in my life as well. LOve ya and cheers.

geegee77

7 years agofrom The Lone Star State!!

I really enjoyed this one sis I love your imagination and your flair for words so honored to have you in my life and to be related to you great hub love ya :) ge

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

Denise thanks for reading it is much appreciated and Im glad you enjoyed my hub. Cheers.

Emily and Joesy thank you both for voting and for the compliment. Cheers.

Mrs. J.B thanks so much it means a lot to me. CHeers.

HartMurengu thanks for reading and for the compliment, it is appreciated and Im glad you voted. Cheers.

HartMurengu

7 years agofrom Nairobi

Wow,awesome and creative works. I read and voted, congratulations and all the best to the nominees.

Mrs. J. B.

7 years agofrom Southern California

I loved this hub. You are so creative..

Joesy Shmoesy

7 years agofrom New England

Great story and intro to this weeks nominations. Thanks! Did my voting and for you as well.

Emily40

7 years ago

This is great, love it.I voted up, awesome and beautiful!

Denise Handlon

7 years agofrom North Carolina

Great job Ladyjane. I read and voted. Thanks for the entertainment! LOL

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

Enelle Lamb thank you and Im glad you enjoyed my hub. Its hard keeping up with you guys and I was nervous. Appreciate the vote of confidence. Cheers.

RedElf thanks for reading and for your compliment. I love Snow White but the birdies got to go. LOL Cheers.

RedElf

7 years agofrom Canada

Wonderful first go, HubNuggetsladyjane! Love your version of Snow White - those twittering birdies do get annoying... Read and voted :D :D :D and congratulations to all the nominees!

Enelle Lamb

7 years agofrom Canada's 'California'

Great hub Ladyjane - I do love fairy tales :D Read, voted up and voted :D

Congrats to all the nominees - get out there and promote your hubs!!

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

Martie good to see you and Im glad you enjoyed my rendition of Snow White. ITs always been one of my favorite fairytales. Thanks for stopping by and voting. Cheers.

Green Lotus thanks for reading. Im glad you appreciated my quirky fairytale. I guess we all need a little fractured fairytale once in a while. Cheers to you.

Prasetio always a pleasure to see you on my hub, thanks for reading I appreciate it. Cheers.

whidbeywriter hey big sis good to see you. Glad you liked the story and Im glad it held your interest. Thanks for the support always. Cheers and LOve

Genna East hello and good to know you. I have to admit I didn't know what a hubnugget was either when I first joined hubpages until I was nominated and I was thrilled. I would have been happy just being nominated but I actually won once and was nominated twice. It is really an ego boost and did wonders for my confidence. Thanks for voting and stopping by. Cheers.

ripplemaker thank you and thanks for voting. I know what you mean it is quite fun reading these well written hubs but it is so hard choosing isn't it? Cheers.

neabug thank you very much your comment was very nice and encouraging. Thanks so much for the support. Cheers to you.

cheapsk8chick hello and thanks for the encouragment. I love your name. I was once married to cheapsk8guy LOL. Cheers.

Koffeeklatch Gals thanks so much for your lovely comment. I was so nervous publishing this because I so wanted to fit in with all the other members. Everyone on the team is so creative and well read. Thanks for your support. Cheers to you Gal.

prairieprincess thanks for stopping by and voting it is much appreciated and I think all the fairytale princess are all a little self centered don't you? At least that is how I see them or perhaps I just have a warped sense of humor. Thanks again and cheers to you.

Sharilee Swaity

7 years agofrom Canada

This is wonderful! I love the way you called out Snow White on her narcissism! Read and voted.

freshlaundry71

7 years ago

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall? Who is the fairest of them all? Why MS Lady Jane of course...great hub...made me laugh....keep up the fantastic work!!!

Susan Hazelton

7 years agofrom Sunny Florida

ladyjane1, great first hubnugget hub. I loved your 'Mirror, Mirror on the wall' poem. You are so creative.

I read, voted, loved it, rated up and awesome.

cheapsk8chick

7 years ago

lovely hub! voted up & awesome! Thank you!

neabug32

7 years agofrom United States

Thank you so much LadyJane. Your story was very enlighting! Please keep up the great work. You have my vote!

Well written, imaginative, and delightful. (As a newbie to hubpages, I am very ashamed to admit that I didn't know a hubnugget from a chicken nugget.) Now I know. Congrats to the well-deserved nominees, and good luck to all! :)

Mary Gaines

7 years agofrom Oak Harbor on Whidbey Island, Washington

Excellent - kept my interest the whole way through - loved it! Congrats to all the nominees - cheers!

prasetio30

7 years agofrom malang-indonesia

Good information from you. I never try this or nominated by HubNugget. But I really love this hub. Take care!

Prasetio

Hillary

7 years agofrom Atlanta, GA

Thanks Lady Jane! I needed a good fractured fairy tale this morning. Congrats to all the HubNugget nominees I'm casting my votes :)

Martie Coetser

7 years agofrom South Africa

I really enjoyed this one, Lady Jane. Truly an original and amusing variation of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Good pictures too. I’ve voted for my favorite hubnuggets and also voted you UP in all ways. Take care!

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ladyjane1

7 years agofrom Texas

Minnotonka twins thanks so much for your comment and to take the time to read this. I apprecate your support. Cheers.

ripplemaker thanks for stopping by and thanks for being part of the magic in the air. Cheers.

Zsuzsy Bee thank you, it was fun writing this hub and yes I did survive. LOL. Im sure things will go smooth as silk from now on. Cheers.

DIYweddingplanner thank you very much for such a nice compliment, you made my day. Cheers.

DIYweddingplanner

7 years agofrom South Carolina, USA

Great hub! I'm proud to share the same page with such an excellent hubber!

Zsuzsy Bee

7 years agofrom Ontario/Canada

Cool hub, LadyJane. Congrats on surviving the first hubnugget hub. Great job.

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