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The Bin Man

A
binman in Wrexham, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie
bins and emptying them into his compactor.

He
goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the
spirit of kindness,
and
after having a quick look about for the bin, he
gets out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks..There's no
answer. Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again - a
bit harder and then harder still . . Eventually a Chinese man comes
to the door..

"Harro!"
says the Chinese man.

Hello
mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the collector.

'I
bin on toiret," explains the Chinese bloke, a bit perplexed.

Realising the fellow had misunderstood him, the bin man smiles and tries again.

"No
! No ! Mate, Where's your dust bin?"

"I
dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the Chinese man, still
perplexed.