The speed with which my eyes keep darting from her amazing rack to her stunning eyes is giving me a headache….yet….Can't…look…away…

Morgan Freeman

No duck face! Come on Chive, we've been over this many time before.

http://www.facebook.com/marc.para.96 Marc Para

I hate the duckface and am experiencing a growing frustration with chive because of pictures like this.

dagg nabbit

STFU loser!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/rangerayala Armando Ayala

Find her ASAP!!!

truth...admit it

would marry… even if semi-duck face was permanent

Dave

She looks like JWoww therefore…yuck.

https://www.facebook.com/tony.brunskill Tony Brunskill

bang

pete

#48, #49

I like this girl… a lot.

Harmonica33

i envy this photographer

http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

I'll never forget my first time running through a corn field naked…

HatBomb

Certainly not backwards, I hope…

DB Conor

Forwards would hurt more, if you're the wrong height.

https://www.facebook.com/Ronald.Earnest.Nelson Aryen Harm-Jan Bosma

Moar!! Oh so much moar

piet

children of the porn….

Ed Jones

I love country girls. Especially when they're in the pop corn.

SMT

HOLY SH!T

thebeefinjector

my god is she HOT!!!!! the PERFECT body. plz send MOAR!!!!!!

Mike

I agree. Hoy Shit do I agree

Rafael _RS

Amazing body
next time show us that pretty face of yours

jimbozo

I'd eat the corn out of her butt!!

Ranger Rick

what the fuck dude?

James

Quack quack quack Mr.Ducksworth

mr. J

wow

hara

Oh! I saw this porno! I recognize the plot!

goatpunch

loving the cargo yoga pants. This could mean their approval for acceptable office wear!

Hurricane Ericsson

Looks like she belongs in Mass Effect

DaddyD

There is no such thing as a bad pun.

MattyG

Ah yes, convex mirror. Very nice.

Frank M

This is the type of yoga pants that I think Batgirl would wear.

TonyM

Too bad its a Suzuki

watuthink

Chivette of the week? yes?

will

Sense of humor and a rocking body..amazing combo

Makster87

I agree….MOAR!

lando

#46

if he doesn't see it, I have cuffs

http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

Sounds like shed love my rape dungeon

To bad shes a dog!

https://www.facebook.com/GnomieJ Mitch Japczyk

Cool story, bro.

huh

WTF is shed love? I keep my gardening supplies in the shed. No room for love.

Roger

*Fry meme*
What she's hoping for, or cry for help?

Biggus Diccus

Is your man an escape artist?

http://twitter.com/gst1014 @gst1014

That's why always carry two pairs at work and leave a set at home. You never know when you might need to restrain someone.

mikey

…or some penicillin for that horrible rash…

Hart attack

There is nothing better than a pain-slut

Makster87

i hope he cleans them before using the ones from work…..i know how dirty they get wrapped over nasty scum bags wrists!

sanane

first

EataTaco

Wow! That's truly an amazing feat, I'm so proud! I sure hope I'm first to reply on your first response, third would be first too probably

Ate-a-Taco

Come on, EataTaco! Sanane suffers from a debilitating case of numeriphobia, I have been working with him for months to recognize that "first" corresponds to the number one and have him be able to write it anyway – a true breakthrough. So what if he wasn't actually the first. Is it not the fact that he tried enough for you? Oh, I'm sorry, I suppose you're some kind of perfectionist that only expects the best all of the time, am I right? Well, Sanane, the rest of us are all very proud of you! You may not technically have been the "first" person to post on the comments section but, you are first in our hearts. Keep up the great work, we will get there I promise. Shame on you EataTaco, shame on you.

Maybe? I think it's your duty as a dedicated Chivette……plus you're smokin hot, and we're a bunch of perverts. 🙂

http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

Aw, thanks. 🙂
And at least you're all a bunch of fun perverts. :p

FunKiller

Most anyway, some of these guys really take the interwebz way to serious!
Back to the main subject though, you!! I'm originally from MI too….K, that was a little off subject! 😛

http://twitter.com/CeeLovis @CeeLovis

Tomorrow is….you know??? Hump day!

ladderzombie

I feel sorry for you. I live in a part of the world where DAR comes around midnight, so it's kind of a lullaby for me 😀

Big Joe

#46 daaaaaaamn!

John

must have a thing for pigs

oinkforcops

haha cops not her ❤

Impressive

Why do good looking women ruin themselves by putting tats on themselves? I don't get it

http://www.facebook.com/rzgonick Zack Gonick

Ruin? Really? Are you that closed minded to think only your version of beauty is the one that matters? I happen to think her tattoo looks amazing. I'm sure there are a few people who would ask why your Mom would put earrings in her ears since God didn't didn't put them there. Adding stuff to the body has been going on a long time, my friend.

Rex Crotch

Those tats look retarded. Just saying'.

socket2me

"I think these tats look retarded" there I fixed it. that's an opinion, not a fact.

Personally I like it, would go pretty well with handcuffs

Eww

To each, their own. But I, for one, agree with you.

nuccabay

great, now what do i do for the rest of the day

LoGAN

I still have 3 hours left in the office =/

nuccabay

me too, i guess i can actually do work now haha

USA

Canada sucks!

MexiCan't

So does your sister.

Whoa!

http://twitter.com/DrDrai1122 @DrDrai1122

be nice. they make a great hat.

John

and your mother

REVOLVER_KAZ

What you've said is old and tiresome. Time to read over the entire Canada Chive Shirt thread and rethink your views.

nuccabay

the chive might suck if it wasnt for canadian chivettes so…

Trav1121

Your comment is chalked full of LIES! Canada rules!

sfb101

No shirt for you!

Teabagger

Our ball's are bigger.

ALBERTA

if it wasnt for Canada (Alberta) you won't have gas for your moped ass$%#*

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