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I have a pretty stellar gig. I come in, I look at boobs. I talk to girls with big boobs. I ask them to show me their big boobs. (They always say YES!) I ask them to do all sorts of fun boob tricks for me. (They always do.) And then, sometimes, I am talking to their boobs, er, to them, and then Dave comes into the studio and interrupts and says, “Hey! Put your boobs on Maria’s head!” And you know what? THEY DO. It’s pretty fuckin’ magical on a lot of levels.

So here is the situation: Cassidi Jai is a 24-year-old mocha mamma with ginormous HHH-tits. She is in college (YES! She’s a smart cookie with incredible sweater puppies!), and she is a freak. When I say she is a freak, I mean it in the MOST depraved way possible. I mean, she has done things that made ME blush. She loves trucks (Dodge Rams.), oil wrestling and has had threesomes, foursomes, lezzie-love and likes anal. Oh, and she lost her virginity only two years ago at the ripe age of 22. (Apparently she’s done a lot of making up for lost time in the last two years! lol)

Cassidi and I were enjoy a nice chat in the studio when Dave came in and shot this video which culminated in Cassidi putting her tit on my head (It was heavy!) and then wrapping her tits around my noggin, too. It was glorious! Check out the video below! (And coincidentally, don’t look for my boobs to make an appearance in this video. Sure, you will catch glimpses of them here and there, but Dave, ever the gentlemen, chose to video the greater of two evils, or rather, the greater and larger of two pairs of boobs. Smart man that he is! lol)

Cassidi will be making her V-Mag and SCORELAND debut very soon. For now, enjoy this newbie!

You were recently introduced to Kitana Flores, and now you can see her get it on at SCORELAND today. This new discovery wastes no time. The name of the SCORE video is “The Hot Chick,” and Kitana is the kind of hot chick you see at bikini beach or oiling up her sexy bod at a Las Vegas hotel pool. I was very impressed with Kitana’s man-pleasing talents after screening this vid. Kitana’s into horny sex chatting in both the opener when she’s alone and when the stunt cock shows up. I wondered if she had any phone sex experience before she entered these hallowed halls of hooters because the eargasmic words just rolled off her tongue. She’s a lotta woman. Welcome to the big show, Kitana Flores.

Crystal and Cindy made Florida even hotter.

Where have all the good girl-girls gone? The great Crystal Gunns and the great Cindy Cupps have known each other since 2000 and have been close ever since. Crystal even credits Cindy’s boobaliciousness as being the inspiration for her becoming a big-boobed, badda-boom babe herself, and Cindy was the first to tell SCORE about Crystal. But their paths rarely crossed in the SCORE Studio. It took years before they finally agreed to go the full Monty and do a girl-girl with licks and sticks. It’s great what persistence and years of asking, kneeling and Jedi mind tricks can accomplish. Shot high above the city in a skyscraper, the video of their one and only, all-out, girls-just-wanna-have-fun party will be showing on SCORELAND tomorrow.

I have a few things to discuss today. First, dildos. In the most recent Blog poll, we asked, “Do you like to see big-titted girls using dildos in still photos?” Despite the recent anti-dildo letters we’ve received, 49% said yes, only 25% said no and 25% said, “Toy or no toy, it doesn’t make a difference.” So, a whopping 74% of you don’t object to seeing a girl fucking herself with a plastic toy in photos (and 50% of you either don’t want to see them or are fine with not seeing them). Since I’m in the pro-dildo camp, I will celebrate with this photo of Mandi Michelle Melons, a true expert with the fuck stick, slamming her pussy silly. Mandi, who modeled a few times in the early 2000s, has a self-opening pussy and an asshole that doesn’t need much help from the doorman, either. The way she used gigantic dildos gave us the answer to the question, “How come Mandi’s fuck holes don’t close all the way?” In one of my earliest interviews, for the DVD Busty Dildo Lovers 3, I got to play a peep-show creep (not a reach) who directs Mandi through a scene. My favorite part was when she tucked one, then two, then three, then four fingers into her ever-expanding pussy. Isn’t it great when you can see the fingers and/or dildo and still see the inside of a girl’s pussy?

Second thing to discuss: I recently shot a Blog video of a hugely stacked, natural newcomer wrapping her tits around Maria’s head. Maria has never looked better.

Third thing to discuss: today’s Vanessa Del video at XLGirls.com. Basically, it goes like this: Vanessa, in a bed that’s setup in an outdoor cabana, models her tits in some sexy, low-cut lingerie. You’ll probably lose your juice before the guy enters the scene. If so, fine. Recharge. Re-start the show. See what wonderful, slutty things Vanessa can do to a cock. Most of them involve her tits, but she’s damn good with her mouth and pussy, too. Here’s a sample. Never say I don’t give you guys anything.

This is going to be a good two days for me (and for you, too, if you’re an XLGirls.com member) because today and Friday, Vanessa Del makes her SCORE Group debut at XLGirls.com. She’s the third in our trio of “Treasure Chests of the D.R.,” the other two girls being Miosotis and Kristina Milan, and all three girls are special in their own way.

1. Miosotis because she has KKK-cup tits and is the bustiest slim ‘n’ stacked natural I’ve ever seen.

2. Kristina because there’s a non-stop flow of mother’s milk pouring out of her tits.

3. Vanessa because a.) She has a big, broad ass; b.) She’s the sluttiest looking of the three; c.) She’s a MILF.

Regarding 3b, there must be something about the name Vanessa Del that turns women into sluts because Vanessa del Rio was one of the sleaziest porn stars ever. And I mean that in a good way. If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you know that I never mean “slut” or “sleazy” in a derogatory manner. “Classy,” “stylish” and “understated” are the words I use when I don’t approve of a woman. Anyway, Vanessa’s boobs look super-heavy, and I love the way they hang. I think she has the best hangers of the three “Treasure Chests” girls. Come to think of it, let’s rate the “Treasure Chest” girls’ tits in various categories:

Miosotis's tits are so huge, she has an impossible time handling them.

As KKK-cup Miosotis sucks and fucks today at XLGirls.com as part of the “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” special event, I have one question for you, Blog readers: If you ever had the chance to fuck Miosotis (I almost wrote “a girl like Miosotis,” then remembered that she’s one-of-a-kind), would you ever get to her pussy, or would you basically just suck and fuck her tits and blow your load all over her chest? Basically, if you were with Miosotis, what would you do (other than drool a lot)?

The bikini in today's XLGirls.com photo set doesn't stand a chance against Miosotis.

The natural wonder that is Miosotis and her KKK-cup tits hits XLGirls.com as “Treasure Chests of the D.R.” continues with Week 2. Solo photos and a behind-the-scenes video today. Fucking tomorrow.

The behind-the-scenes video is kinda cool because we get to see Miosotis in different outfits, plus our videographer asks her some questions (which she answers in Spanish and we sub-title). The solo photos are ridiculous, and I mean that in a good way. Ridiculous as in you have never seen a girl destroy a bikini like Miosotis does. The fact is that the bikini she’s wearing–or trying to wear–is not small. In fact, your average, run-of-the-mill DDD-cupper (the size Miosotis wore when she was 13 years old) could wear it to the beach and nobody would say, “Look at the skimpy bikini that girl’s wearing.” But on Miosotis, that bikini top has the effect of postage stamps. I could say more, but what’s the point? In this case, one pictures speaks a million words, most of them unintelligible because we’re so dumbstruck.

Yesterday at XLGirls.com, Kristina Milan got her giant milk jugs pounded. She let one of our guys suck the milk out of her full, heavy tits, then she smothered him with her chestal treasures, then she sucked his cock and made sure her tits were always on display, and then she fucked him. And if your eyes were on her pussy that was getting pounded and not her tits that were bouncing around wildly…well, I’m not gonna say you’re a better man than I am, but you’re definitely a different one. I never took my eyes off her tits.

Today, it’s SCORELAND‘s turn as Miosotis, who debuted yesterday with some eye-popping solo photos (I’m not sure which I liked more, the shots of her tits in or our of her low-cut top), sends her KKK-cup tits into action: smothering another lucky guy, tit-fucking him and then showing us just how out of control a pair of KKK-cup natural floppers can get when there’s a pounding going on down below.

Like Maria with Kristina yesterday, I wish I had the ability to describe what’s going on in today’s video. But I can’t. Instead, I’ll leave you with this:

Miosotis, a natural wonder of the Dominican Republic, gets her tits out today at SCORELAND.

[Dave here: I have just hijacked this blog. I know you guys love Maria, but before she gets to what she wants to talk about, I need to remind you that Miosotis and her KKK naturals make their SCORELAND debut today. Photos (I attached one), plus three behind-the-scenes clips shot on our studio manager’s iPhone. Now back to our regularly scheduled blogger. Take it, Maria.]

I am a writer. I am also an editor. That means that my vernacular should be vast enough that I can describe to you the epic, amazing WOW’ness of seeing Kristina Milan fuck and watching her tits milk simultaneously. But sometimes words won’t do.

In fact, to quote the one-hit wonders Extreme, (from the ’90s), sometimes you need MORE THAN WORDS.

Well, I am not going to write a song about it, I’ll tell you that.

Thank goodness we have video. 🙂 Enjoy this teaser of Ms. Milan, pounded, and her milking mounds, too.

The girl on the left is Kristina Milan. She’s the answer to this mystery blog. She’s from the Dominican Republic, she has J-cup naturals and she lactates like no girl I’ve ever seen. Kristina makes her XLGirls.com debut tomorrow with a solo pictorial, and she fucks on Friday. I’d say more, but you know what they say about a picture being worth a thousand words.

The girl on the right is Miosotis. She’s the answer to this mystery blog. She’s also from the Dominican Republic, she has KKK-cup naturals and she’s slim and super-stacked like no natural I’ve ever seen. Mio, as her friends call her, makes her SCORELAND debut on Friday with a solo pictorial, then she fucks on Saturday. I’d say more, but you know what they say about a picture…

1. Her tits are 36KKK naturals. Yes, I said 36KKK. Yes, I said naturals. By comparison, Minka has KK-cups, and they’re not natural.

2. Her waist measurement is only 28 inches.

3. Here at SCORE, we have something called “The 20 Club.” It’s for models whose chest measurement is at least 20 inches larger than their waist measurement. As you can guess, it’s a very exclusive club. Most of its members are augmented. This girl is natural, and she enters the Club with a 22.

4. She fucks, too.

5. She’s making her SCORELAND debut next Friday.

6. If she spoke English, you might catch her singing, “It’s my own sun that’s upon your face! The sun, my own sun. It’s upon your face! It’s upon your face!”