It saddens me to say this but I must find a new home for my seven-year-old. We just got a new puppy and I think he is allergic to my daughter. My seven-year-old likes to get in the puppies face and scream and I think it scares him. I fear she will bite him on the ear or pull his tail. I'm really just don't have the time to train my seven-year-old to behave appropriately around a puppy so she must go. I love my daughter very much but I must do what's right for my new puppy. She is very cute and sweet. She would be perfect in a home without any puppies. I'm not asking an adoption fee for my little girl I just want her to find a good home. I love her so much and just want the best for her this is so hard for me. We are also planning on having another baby so we don't really need the seven year old anymore. If you're interested in my seven-year-old please call me at dum-bass. Must find her a home ASAP or I will be forced to bring her to the orphanage.

Lighten up @magnoliamam: people joke around all the time about offering to trade their kids in a JOKING manner...(I hear it frequently).....Esp. when the children are being difficult or something like that...(and you know that they are not serious about it)....I think the point was to be sarcastic about how easily and often people just "give" their pets away or dump them somewhere, or take them to a shelter when the pet is not "convenient" anymore.

@petstylist: I found it very well written....I could TOTALLY sense the sarcasm and humor - immediately.

I remember feeling that way about all 8 of our kids, however we never really gave any of them away or killed them as we had promised to do many times "I brought you into this world & I can take you out" was said a few times over 20 plus years for each child .

Dogs are so much easier to train & to care for (LOL) they never ask for the car keys or extra cash either. At 6 months you have them "fixed" & you have no unexpected surprises on down the road. You take them for walks & rides in the car & give them treats once in awhile & they think you are wonderful .

With kids you have to buy clothes , cars , pay for schools , weddings , etc....sooo after 8 kids we too choose to never have any more & now we have 3 dogs & we are very happy with them .....so we will have to pass on the offer of the 7 year old as we have already raised 8 of the darlings & we think we will stick with the 4 legged kids instead ...thank you for posting (LOL)

No she's not spayed. I had hopes of grandchildren before I decided I didn't want her anymore. She is current on vaccinations. As for biting other children and dogs I don't know. I was sure to keep her very under socialized. she does come with all her clothes and toys as she was very spoiled. I will also send the rest of her food with her. She only eats the very best and is on a special diet of Pizza rolls and french fries. Lol

Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list
for an exotic rare breed dog, we were finally notified by the breeder that at
long last, our number has come up, and...

WE'RE HAVING A PUPPY!

We must IMMEDIATELY get rid of our children now, because we
just KNOW how time consuming our new little puppy is going to be! Since our
puppy will be arriving on Monday, we MUST place the children in new homes this
weekend!!!

They are described as:

One male, white, blonde hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent
disposition. He doesn't bite. Name is Tommy. Temperament tested. Current on all
shots. Tonsils removed already and very healthy condition!

Tommy eats everything, is very HELP URGENTLY REQUIRED!

clean, house trained and gets along well with others. Does
not run with scissors and with a little time and training, he will do well in a
new home.

One female, strawberry blonde hair, green eyes. Three years
old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Her name is Mary.
Temperament tested, but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is
current on all shots, tonsils out, and is very healthy and happy (mostly.) Gets
along well with little boys, but does not like to share toys.

She is house trained, and would do best in a one child
household.

We really LOVE our children, and want to do what is best for
them. I hope you understand, that ours is a UNIQUE situation, and we have a
real emergency here! They MUST be placed by Sunday night at the latest.