Because I’m super cool (I’m not), I’ve had this EP in my possession since last summer. Theo, who also calls Rhode Island home, shot it over to me for review when he and producer $port were looking to present it as the name Chris Connery. Apparently they dropped that name for You Can’t Do That On Television, but all the music remains the same. Oh, and the music? Friggin’ fantastic. I cannot say enough how much Theo has grown as an MC over the past few years, with some tracks on here just being flat-out exercises in how to rap. It’s all clean, too, so feel free to blast this in the vicinity of children without feeling the need to shout EARMUFFS every so often. Enjoy. Props to DJ Booth on presenting this fine product, too.