Re: Pooping at coachella.

Originally Posted by ibuprofane

The A/C trailers were a godsend. Clean, quiet, comfortable. I just made sure to get there early in the day and bring extra TP. The cantina was nice too before they shut down the toilets due to a bunch of fucktards flushing straws and stuff down them.

I just hope you weren't the dude that didn't even think of mercy flushing next to me Sunday. Holy shnikies was that a smell that I didn't think was possible.

Re: Pooping at coachella.

In my seven years of Coachella, I have not stepped foot into a portapotty. I never even feel like going. Though, at the hotel, in the mornings and nights, I will pee. Poop, on the other hand, does not happen until Monday night. I lose like 10 pounds.

This year was almost a tragedy, as I got food poisoning on Thursday night. I thought I might throw up on Friday, but the sun dissolved the feeling, and by the time I watched Cold War Kids, I was good. I did leave before Caifanes and Chemical Brothers though, because I was exhausted for not having slept the night before.

Originally Posted by canexplain

I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

Re: Pooping at coachella.

It was mentioned on the first page here, but seriously... What is up with the people taking shade near the port o johns? I mean, Just walking by them nearly knocked me over, but to actually just "hang out" against them? Something is wrong with you. There isn't a ton of shade at coachella, but you can find it if you need it. There was a nice stretch over by the freshers across from the mojave... Did i mention it was next to the FRESHERS? as opposed to the CRAPPERS?

Re: Pooping at coachella.

Originally Posted by CitizenJ

It was mentioned on the first page here, but seriously... What is up with the people taking shade near the port o johns? I mean, Just walking by them nearly knocked me over, but to actually just "hang out" against them? Something is wrong with you. There isn't a ton of shade at coachella, but you can find it if you need it. There was a nice stretch over by the freshers across from the mojave... Did i mention it was next to the FRESHERS? as opposed to the CRAPPERS?

I called that out...fuckers kicking it next to fecies boxes....nasty shit..I bet they're into scat. Could u imagine some weird little fried out raver fishing in the blue water for a treat like a racoon in a koi pond

Re: Pooping at coachella.

tips:
1. AT ALL COST ALWAYS AVOID BATHROOM AT FOOD COURT, SMELLIEST SHIT IS THERE
2. next to the sahara tent in the very back of the porto potties were nice flushing toilets with tiles that didnt smell
3. dont eat fried food

Originally Posted by shoegazer76

Passion Pit drew the biggest congregation of white people that couldn't dance that I've ever seen.

Re: Pooping at coachella.

Originally Posted by ponyup

luckily I'm a girl and everyone knows we don't poop.

Then a guy somehow snuck into the Lot 5 Woman's Showers and dropped a deuce. A girl from our camp came back from them Monday morning saying there was a huge dump in there. Haha.
Only felt the need to go once, Saturday night at Lot 5. Got there just after they cleaned it, no issues lol.

Re: Pooping at coachella.

Originally Posted by CitizenJ

It was mentioned on the first page here, but seriously... What is up with the people taking shade near the port o johns? I mean, Just walking by them nearly knocked me over, but to actually just "hang out" against them? Something is wrong with you. There isn't a ton of shade at coachella, but you can find it if you need it. There was a nice stretch over by the freshers across from the mojave... Did i mention it was next to the FRESHERS? as opposed to the CRAPPERS?

I was waiting in line for one that was at the very end of the row and someone was sitting down against it. I kept thinking that it had to be so gross and why would anyone want to sit there. When I finally got in there I started to think that maybe they were waiting there to try and tip it over when someone was in there and I started to panic. Then I heard outside "hey man let's just do this". I finished peeing as fast as could thinking I was about to get covered in the nastiest fluids imaginable. Weirdos. Don't hang out next to shitters.

Re: Pooping at coachella.

I saw those bathroom trailers next to the Sahara and avoided it ALL weekend long because i thought those were hand washers. I had my bottle of hand sanitizer so that wasn't necessary. Sunday rolls along and i find out those were shitters as well. I was pissed, only because they were empty Friday & Saturday when i would go,but by Sunday, the word had gotten out and the lines were huge. *face-palm*