Weird Wisconsin stories: 10 recent gems

: You've got to be shitting us. What did she expect? They would roll to Walgreens for extra hypodermics, singing about family values along the way? Utterly shameful.

Our neighbors to the east can't quite wrap their brains around normalcy. Perhaps there really is a correlation between Lambeau and a loss of brain cell, or maybe people are just bored in their tree stands enough to attempt the unthinkable and sometimes -- let's be honest -- unforgivable.