Before you get all excited, the person who made this picture played a little fast and loose with the censoring star. Bottom line, some Forgetting Sarah Marshall DVDs got shipped in which Kristen Bell’s nipples came unblurred.

Normally, when a high profile actress like Kristen Bell agrees to preform a sex scene that requires nudity… producers agree to blur out any accidental slips of her sacred privates… There was only one problem – the blur had mysteriously moved in certain stills… so instead of covering up Bell’s famous assets it shaded an unimportant part of her arm… Oops.
…in the added clip her bouncing breasts were not able to be seen.. due to the scene’s dark setting. However… we were able to brighten image stills taken from those few seconds… leaving the “Heroes” actress temporarily exposed.

Awesome right? Oh, except Kristen Bell was wearing pasties during the scene anyway. So, to recap, a couple frames of Kristen Bell’s pastie-covered nipples came unblurred in a scene where it was too dark to see them, so these guys paused, saved the frames, and lightened them in Photoshop so that you could almost see something. Not very sexy, but it’s like a nice, nostalgic travel back in time to the days when you could jerk off to scrambled softcore on satellite. These days, if a dog’s not getting fisted I can’t even get a boner.

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These days, if it’s not a BBW with a hairy butthole He can’t even get a boner.

10.07.08 at 11:07 am

jokerswild

These days if this Kristen Bell chick doesn’t do A2M I won’t even get my zipper down, much less get a boner.

10.07.08 at 11:13 am

Burnsy

What’s the big deal? Someone also unblurred the big pile of shit in bed with her.

10.07.08 at 11:15 am

GenePoolParty

We’re a bunch of jaded fucks now, but in 1980 I would have punched the clown 4 times to this.

10.07.08 at 11:16 am

TengoWood

So 50 years of NASA technological innovations so we can see a modest B-cup? Awesome!

10.07.08 at 11:17 am

TengoWood

Burnsy’s on the money there! Dude’s titties are bigger.

10.07.08 at 11:21 am

Stinky Peet

it’s like a nice, nostalgic travel back in time to the days when you could jerk off to scrambled softcore…

I always figured this was the reason TV static was referred to as “white noise.”

10.07.08 at 11:22 am

Mark It Zero

Is there a DVD feature that makes it funnier?

10.07.08 at 11:25 am

jokerswild

Is there a DVD feature that moves the blur from this chick’s nipples to the fat heeb’s face? All the time? Something about that fucking kid just really bugs me.

10.07.08 at 11:34 am

Mark It Zero

Is there an Uproxxxxx feature that allows the page to refresh faster so I don’t have to scroll like a madman to keep my job?

10.07.08 at 11:34 am

jokerswild

Dursting . . . dursting . . . 1,2 . . .

Oh sure, every other fucking thing said on this damned site is fine but I make one little anti-semitic remark . . .

10.07.08 at 11:35 am

The Mighty Feklahr

These days, if it’s not a naked micropenised Down’s Syndrome patient being beaten with those roaring Hulk Hands until he eats dog shit and pisses himself He can’t even get a boner.

10.07.08 at 11:38 am

JHC

If I ever got to have a 69 with Kristen Bell, I’d pleasure the hell out of her ankles.

10.07.08 at 11:43 am

RoboPanda

Fek, you certainly have a way with words, but I’m pretty sure you just plagiarized an Emily Dickinson poem there.

10.07.08 at 11:51 am

Stinky Peet

If I ever got to have a 69 with Kristen Bell, I’d rename the position “Going to Munchkinland.”

10.07.08 at 11:58 am

Stinky Peet

And, of course… new up!

10.07.08 at 1:52 pm

nezzer

In the last pic he’s on his back with his legs up in the air, wrapped around her. That’s how I used to fuck dudes in prison. It’s ok, because the dudes I used to fuck in prison looked like Patrick Swayze.