ReDnEcK ChRiStMaS TRee !

My Name is Uncle Bubba. I am grandpaw ron’s Great Uncle ? I know I’m his favorite Uncle cause He’s shared this photo with ya’ll before ?As you know us redneck’s like to share our knowledge with the world because we know how to live cheap ? The economy is going to be bad this Christmas and most Children will not be able to receive the gifts they normally do ?

Since my favorite beverage is Diet Dew I come up with this brilliant idea to save some money ? If you examine these instrutions closely it will be a breeze to assembly one of your own ? This is the beginning ?

Warning !! You must have a geneis qualities ? ThIS IS THE SECOND STEP >

This is the third step ? LOOKING GOOD ? >

This Is The Fourth Step ! Getting Interesting ain’t it ?

Begining to look real good ? I was running low on cans but all them chillens was able to help ? The fifth step is next ?>

Wow !! Starting to really look Good ! Coming up is the 6th and final step ?

Its amazing what God has blessed us with ! Beautiful creation full of all kind of people made all kind of ways ? But at this joyous season that is approaching is another chance that God give’s us to come together in peace and harmony and love our neighbor and praise His Name ? Since money is is going to be short this Christmas season why not show more love than ever before and pray to God to supply our needs ! He will always be Faithful ?

Aw!! Are you sure you made this yourself?
I think that it is real nice Grandpaw
Hey money IS going to be real scarce…Why don’t you make a few smaller versions of this and have a Chrismas tree sale in the back yard?
Of course, you can be the Santa Clause and Princess and Biscuit can be the Santa’s helpers!!………..love Terry

PS with all the money you make, you can buy a big supply of Pepsi for Bernie. He will need a lot to wash down all those oranges you will be serving him!

I helped uncle Bubba finish it up ! Uncle Bubba liked that idea about making smaller versions and having ayard sale but He said we’ll have to wait untill next year ?

He said with the stock market in bad shape he was not going to invest in Diet Dew stocks untill they get better ? We will save the pepsi money cause the oranges is real juicy ! He can get up every morning and eat Him a glass of orange juice by eating a half dozen oranges ?

Dear amazing grace man…Hoping that you three…Grandpaw Ron, Princess and Biscuit all had a nice turkey dinner with oranges for dessert.
Did you see where President Bush forgave two turkeys and has set them free?
I forget what he named them, but it was something like Punkin and Pecan!
They are on their way to Disney Land where they will find green pastures for the rest of their lives while their brothers and sisters are all slaughtered and eaten by the Americans and Canadians!
Oh the sadness of the whole thing!!…Love Terry