Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Buy American

How dare you ask "Why?" Because it's the American thing to do!

And if you don't, the government will make sure these failed car companies stay in business, because we're Americans and we stick by Americans, even when they suck at their jobs, and they build an inferior product, and they pay their employees too much, and they ignore market demand.

I'm praying that ad is from a few years back? Otherwise, its a sign of the apocalypse. I think that car companies should file bankruptcy and reorganize with only green cars. No bailout money. They're too stupid and headstrong and they've thumbed their noses at consumer demand for decades.

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Jetpacks Junk

Basically...

Back when we were kids, the advertising people told us that "in the future" we'd all be free from disease and living in peace, flying around with our own jetpacks. The future is now...and we're still waiting.