Brewing mead in school

1. a water bottle, normal size
2. a condom
3. a honey packet or two, there's usually one meal per quarter that will have these, if not, go to kfc and buy a biscuit, it comes with honey.
4. a fruit cup or raisins
5. water
6. yeast, ask a friend who has cooking to get a half a bottle caps worth
7. a rubber band or hair tie
8. a toothpick or a needle

1. drink the water down just so the water is up to where the bottle curves up to the cap
2. squeeze honey into the bottle
3. put fruit in
4. put the yeast in
5. put the cap on and shake it well
6. remove cap
7. poke hole in condom and put on the top of the bottle and tie it tight with the rubber band or hair tie (this is for the gases to escape so it does not explode, the hole should be very small, if you can see it without looking closely, its too big.)
8. hide it and wait 5-6 months ( put it in a friends locker or above a ceiling panel.)
9. enjoy

5 to 6 months? You kidding me with that wait time? I understand that fermentation takes time, but 5 to 6 months for one measly bottle of mead that's probably going to taste like crap anyway isn't worth it. If you're really that hard-up for alcohol find a friend who's old enough to get it for you.