Marge, Lisa and Maggie go to a nail salon and start discussing whether or not a woman can be successful without a man by her side. The discussion happens with Marge and Lisa each telling their own parodies of 4 classical stories, including Snow white and the Seven Dwarfs and the story about Queen Elizabeth I who ruled England while trying to find the right man to marry.

Recap

Couch Gag: A large marble rock is in the living room where the couch should be. A stereotypical French sculptor quickly chisels out a statue of The Simpsons sitting on the couch. The sculptor then turns the statue of the Simpsons into a statue of a Civil War soldier on a horse.

Cultural References

This episode's title is adapted from 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', a 1994 British comedy starring Hugh Grant & Julia Roberts