New mathematical proof: homosexual climax is a hidden expressway to Satan

New mathematical proof: homosexual climax is a hidden expressway to Satan

Introduction

While it is extremely well known that homosexuality is Satanic, inconsistent with Christianity and Salvation, a tool of the Enemy and the most urgent threat on humanity in general, several fake Christians maintain the illusion that homersex would not be harmful or that it should be interpreted not according to unchanging scripture but by the society of today (see, e.g., here). Thus, we constantly need additional evidence on the depraving nature of sodomy to keep our children on the path to Heaven. As rapture is approaching, all measures are necessary: time is quickly running out.
The aim of the present study is to construct a mathematical proof that shows that Satan is, indeed, deeply embedded in the homosexual act, especially in the moment of sexual release. This shows that the Enemy has planted a hidden trap: during the moment of climax the sinner becomes a vessel of an infinite amountof Satanic evil.Materials and Methods

The principal tools and sources of the study are the KJV and explanations of the Good Book by True Christians (Available at the LBC Forum). In addition, prayer was utilized to test the results and conclusions. Some data, however, were collected by empirical methods and carefully selected secular sources, but also these were compared to the KJV and its explanations and incompatible data were discarded.

The study was conducted as follows:
The premises (homerism is against God’s will and inherently evil) were carefully examined against KJV. The principal, well-known verses that confirmed this hypothesis were, as is widely-known on this Forum as follows:

The frequency of homersexual acts (1) and the duration of male sexual release (2) during conjugal relations derived from empirical data [n = 865 for frequency and n = 1151 for duration of climax (3)]. The average life expectancy of American men was based on the statistics of WHO (I am really suspicious of them but I should think that they can do some basic reading and ciphering) (4). The exact value of Pi (=3) is based on KJV as communicated by true Christians (Fig. 1; ref. 5).

Fig. 1. The Bible proves that Pi = 3. Praise GOD.

The total time period of homersexual activity during a lifetime was estimated based on the testimonials of ex-homers (6). Generally, they begin fornicating at the age of 11 and continue until death. Thus, we get 77.4 (average American male lifespan) – 11 years = 66.4 years of constant sodomy.

Calculations
The average frequency of male homo fornication was estimated to be 5/day. The duration of a climax was 7.20191 seconds (there were more decimals but it is not practical to show all, however, they were all used in the actual calculations).

To have an estimate for an average lifetime (i.e., 66.4 years of mindless, animalistic fornication), we multiply the result with 66.4 to get 872727.2727… seconds, which is (:60:60:24) = approximately 10 10/99 days.

Think about this, only a little more than 10 days of ecstasy/lifetime and the fornicators are ready to discard SALVATION.

To give this plain number of approximately 10.1 spiritual perspective, we tie it to God’s word. For this, we must multiply it with 22 = 222 2/9. 22 is the number of choice, as both Psalms and Proverbs #22 contain important messages in this respect (7).

Of course, it is well known that the spending of semen in vain (as is the case with queer sex) is a grievous sin and also murder (9). This is in stark contrast to marital sex, which is pro-CREATIONIST and brings forth new soldiers to JESUS.

Is there a way to dismiss this infinity of Satanic influences. Of course there is!

Not all infinities are equal! As demonstrated by Georg Cantor (Fig. 2; ref. 10), some infinities are more numerous and powerful that other infinities. For instance, while there are no limits to both natural and real numbers but real numbers are still more numerous. Thus, God’s infinity is more numerous and powerful than Satan’s. In fact, IT IS INFINITELY MORE POWERFUL(Fig. 3). The remedy is available. It is here:

This study also proves why homeysexualism is contagious. What else could it be with an infinite amount of Satanic influence present in every sodomistic sexual act?! It also gives insight to the fact that homers must be possessed - in fact, they are by an infinite amount of SATAN.

Ultimately, the verification of these results and conclusions requires three things:

1. Compatibility with KJV. 2. Prayer and contemplation. I have tried my utmost to fulfill the two first criteria. 3. The study also needs validation by True ChristiansTM. Thus, I humbly submit this essay for your scrutiny, review and commenting.

Personally, I think this study is a labor of love. I am not one to condemn homosexualism but to offer them the choice of Jesus’ love and mercy. I do not hate homosexuals. GOD does.

Fig. 3. God is infinite and His infinity is the most numerous.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer G. White

FOOTNOTES
1) I was young and easily lured. I was gullible. I knew what I did was wrong but I thought I needed the money. I have repented.
2) I was most obliged to have my two elder sons, Matt and Mark to record and time the duration of the male climax during the conjugal relations of me and my wife. They did a great job and also processed the data (at the accuracy of 0.01 seconds) including the statistical analyses.
3) My two older boys, the brats Matt and Mark had the guts to observe me and my wife performing marital duties. While this was certainly necessary to conduct the study, I had to punish the boys most severely. The young ‘uns Luke and little Johnny sniggered at the boys while I used the rod on them and I had to punish the young ‘uns too, as well as my wife for fornicating in front of her children. I understand, they are young and easily lured. They are gullible. They know what they do is wrong but they think they need the extra cash. I’ll make them repent. (I am so sorry, True Christian Ladies, to include these data, but the study must be reproducible, otherwise, the ungodly will never accept them.)
4) http://www.who.int/gho/mortality_bur...ife_tables/en/. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...cy#cite_note-4
I’m afraid the statistics are secular but, in any case, so are the ones practicing these unspeakable acts.
5) There are many excellent threads on the exact value of Pi on this Forum, e.g., here, here and here.
6) I was young and easily lured. I was gullible. I knew what I did was wrong but I thought I needed the money. I have repented.
7) The King James Bible 1611.
8) See footnote (5).
9) There are many excellent threads on this issue on this Forum, e.g., here and here.
10) Cantor was also a man of God although not probably (unfortunately) a True Christian. “…his mathematical views were intrinsically linked to their philosophical and theological implications — he identified the Absolute Infinite with God, and he considered his work on transfinite numbers to have been directly communicated to him by God, who had chosen Cantor to reveal them to the world.”

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Re: New mathematical proof: homosexual climax is a hidden expressway to Satan

A remarkable piece of work, Mr White. Obviously Sister Basilissa and I are unable to comment on the mathematics, which is well above our female understanding, but the explanation is clear enough even for us.

Proverbs 1:5 A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

Thank you.

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Re: New mathematical proof: homosexual climax is a hidden expressway to Satan

Thank you so much, dear True Christian ladies for your kind words. Of course, I am only a vehicle of messages that God has written in the structure of our world and in our hearts. I am also so relieved that True Christians have reviewed my study and are finding it worthy.

And, Sister Basilissa, congratulations on your birthday. May you have many wonderful years filled with joy, God's work and happy expectation of the Rapture and Enernal Joy with our LORD!

Matthew 11:25
At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.
Yours,

Elmer

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Re: New mathematical proof: homosexual climax is a hidden expressway to Satan

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

2) I was most obliged to have my two elder sons, Matt and Mark to record and time the duration of the male climax during the conjugal relations of me and my wife. They did a great job and also processed the data (at the accuracy of 0.01 seconds) including the statistical analyses.

It always brings a tear to my eyes when a Christian family collaborates to serve Jesus Christ. And kudo's to you for enduring the horror that is sex for the cause of educating the gays of the world in the wrong of their ways. When will your wife eject the resulting child?

To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

It always brings a tear to my eyes when a Christian family collaborates to serve Jesus Christ. And kudo's to you for enduring the horror that is sex for the cause of educating the gays of the world in the wrong of their ways. When will your wife bear the resulting child?

I am most hopeful that little Paul is now in the oven! It is so nice that someone understands the seer physical and spiritual labor that goes into a study like this.

Romans 1:8
First, I thank my God through Jesus Christ for you all, that your faith is spoken of throughout the whole world.

Yours,

Elmer

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Originally Posted by Nobar King

I don't really understand the math but I agree with your conclusion.

Thanks for your kind support! Christians surely already know that the conclusions are true... It's so sad that to convince heathens and false Christians, lots of painstaking research must be undertaken at the cost of time that would otherwise be allocated to prayer and domestic discipline.

Acts 4:25
Who by the mouth of thy servant David hast said, Why did the heathen rage, and the people imagine vain things?

Yours,

Elmer

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Re: New mathematical proof: homosexual climax is a hidden expressway to Satan

Mr. White, it is this precise reason I am so blessed to homeschool my children! Why, no public school would dare upset Big Sodomy by showing such indisputable proof of the diabolic nature of their Satan Worship Ritual (anal sex). My children have been committing this mathematical proof to memory and later this afternoon we plan to use it throughout greater Des Moines as we loudly and confidently share the Good News with passers by in the street.

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Sister Mary E, what a perfectly splendid idea! My 6 youngest grandchildren will be here over the weekend and I plan to have the 4 boys learn the math (maybe one of them could even try to explain it to me, though I don't expect to understand ) and the girls can memorize the conclusion.

In the unlikely event that the weather is fine, we will take His Holy Word to the beach to share with the hedonists of Kent. In case of rain, we will set up a stall in the shopping center.

GLORY!

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Re: New mathematical proof: homosexual climax is a hidden expressway to Satan

That is spot on! As a matter of fact, back when I was an unsaved piece of faggot trash, we referred to it as milking the devil teat" among other things.

The Homosexual Queer-face is easily roped into such activities as they offer that sinful, lustful release of devil spit. They knowingly and with malice aforethought join themselves with Beelzebub while giggling like school girls and making light of the fact that they are ENTERTAINING DEMONS!!! These perverts meet in all sorts of crazy places like back alleys, prius dealers, school janitor closets, my apartment, and prison showers to engage in despicable acts!

I only pray that the fags will stop rubbin each others nubbins...especially while I'm watching 700 club, and get with the program of salvation! Furthermore I pray that they get some fire and brimstone up their manginas like they deserve!

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