Being that I am an alumnus of the Dr. Hunter S. Thompson School of Gonzo Journalism (magna cum loud)I am most impressed with combination or complex expletives, but finding JUST the right term for the job is often challenging.

In example, on my blog, I'm writing about a couple of pre-pubescent neo-nazi 'I am screaming for attention and psychological help' type morons at the moment.

I hesitate to call them 'fucktards' given the one of the roots of that term would be 'retard.' I do not wish to offend mentally ill or learning disabled people by comparing Iron Nazi Darren and his mate Goober to the mentally handicapped. No, they can't be fucktards.

Their prepubescent nature removes any possibility of manly machismo, so they are not 'cocks' either.

I think these boys may indeed have earned the grand old Murkan diminuitive invective 'peckerwood' or its Australian equivalent, 'fuckwit.'

And you can fucking blow me if you don't like it, you goddamned motherfucking two-bit son-of-a-whore.