Pest Control Called To Newry Pubs To Deal With Boxing & MMA ‘Experts’

Pest control has been called into Cobbles, Bellinis and the Canal Court tonight after the city has been invaded by boxing and MMA experts talking about Conor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather.

Sources on the ground have confirmed that the place is full of ‘know it all fuckers’ who wouldn’t know how to box eggs never mind have knowledge of fighting.

One woman who called Rentokill to stop the vermin spreading told Newry Spud:

“This town would wreck your head tonight baah. If it’s not Down men crying into their pints it’s these fucking ‘expert’ boxing and MMA wankers talking shite. I’m heading to get a Ken’s curry and go to bed.”