I don't know how people handle that or why I am lucky enough to have kids who have never done anything like this. I try not to bring my kids shopping if I don't have to, but it's just because I like having the alone time. Also, evil or not I feel a twinge of hatred towards children who behave like that. Just a tiny part of me.

Swing with me a while, we can listen to the birds call, we can keep each other warm.
Swing with me forever, we can count up every flower, we can weather every storm.

Why people willingly put themselves through that endless torture is beyond me.

edit: Oh Hey Hobbit, didn't see you there.

*dances with muffs*

I'm all for OTHER people breeding, so long as I don't have to deal with the little terrors. I've said it many times, and I'll say it many more times "I like children when they're well behaved and someone else's"

Even when they are well behaved, I still generally dislike being around them. Parents get upset when their 5 year old starts repeating half the shit that comes out of my mouth. Wanna laugh? Listening to a 5 year old skip around singing "fucktarded" while his mother blushes and tries to explain why he shouldn't repeat the things that Uncle says. It's especially difficult to discipline a 5 year old when his favorite uncle is rolling on the floor with laughter at the thing his mother tells him not to do.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

"Let me give you some advice, bastard: never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister

Why people willingly put themselves through that endless torture is beyond me.

edit: Oh Hey Hobbit, didn't see you there.

*dances with muffs*

I'm all for OTHER people breeding, so long as I don't have to deal with the little terrors. I've said it many times, and I'll say it many more times "I like children when they're well behaved and someone else's"

Even when they are well behaved, I still generally dislike being around them. Parents get upset when their 5 year old starts repeating half the shit that comes out of my mouth. Wanna laugh? Listening to a 5 year old skip around singing "fucktarded" while his mother blushes and tries to explain why he shouldn't repeat the things that Uncle says. It's especially difficult to discipline a 5 year old when his favorite uncle is rolling on the floor with laughter at the thing his mother tells him not to do.

Lol!
Actually, I do admit that I can't wait for my niece to get a bit older. I'll have that girl swearing like a sailor in no time.