Now that he’s been released by the New England Patriots, wide receiver Chad Ochocinco has to sit down and evaluate his options as far as his football career goes. At 34-years-old and with 11 seasons under his belt, there may not be too many teams calling on the outspoken receiver after a down year with the Pats.

But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have any offers rolling in. In fact, on the very day day after he was released by New England, Ochocinco was offered a cool $69,000 by a porn website to change his name, again, to Chad Seisnueve. And if you’re wondering what the English translation of Seisnueve is, I’ll give you a hint—it has a lot to do with the material found on Pornhub, the website that offered Ochocinco the cash for the name change, and everything to do with the first two numbers in their offer. If you still can’t figure it out after those hints, there’s little else I can do for you.

Here’s the letter to Ocho from the shameful porn site that I have never frequented in all my years of perusing the Internet…

June 6, 2012

Dear Mr. Ochocinco,

I hope this letter finds you well. Our company, Pornhub.com, (the premier destination for online adult entertainment) would like to offer you an opportunity to solidify your support for the work we do here. Given your continued endorsement of our brand on your widely followed Twitter account, we feel it would only be appropriate to ask you, in the spirit of fun, to take your fandom for us to the next level.

In short, we would like to extend a proposal for you to legally change your name to Chad Seisnueve on the day of June 9, 2012 for the subsequent 24 hours. As proof, all we require from you is a twitpic of the approved name change registration form accompanied by a @Pornhub hashtag mention. We believe that this partnership can be beneficial to both parties.

In return for your cooperation and willingness, we will compensate you $69,000.

We truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon. Meanwhile, please feel free to continue enjoying the fruits of our labor at Pornhub.com.

All the best,

Corey Price

Will he do it? Will the artist formerly known as Chad Johnson take Pornhub up on their offer? Who knows? Seisnueve is no worse than Ochocinco on the scale of ridiculous name changes, and it is only for a 24 hour period, so why not? I’d do it for a lot less money and for a longer period of time, but that’s only because Glasscock is just about the worst last name ever.