Thursday, July 19, 2007

Crap day turned awesome.

Ok, so today started off really bad because I had to go to work with my mom because she was looking at me yesterday and saw a weird reflection in one of my eyes and then she took a flashlight to it and there was this white hazy thing that looks like a cocoon so she was all 'OMG, I hope it's not a tumor!" So then she took me to the vet and they put this stuff in my eyes to make my pupils all huge and everything was wicked bright and then they took really bright lights and looked in my eyes and were like 'that's weird - never seen that before' and then grabbed another doc and they were like 'that's weird - never seen that before' so anyway they did some research and came to the conclusion that I have really atypical cataracts forming (there's a small one in my other eye) and that we are going to watch it closely in case they are wrong and it's maybe an infection on my lens which they totally don't think it is and now my mom said she needs to start saving money in case I need to have my lenses replaced some day.Now on to the 'turned awesome' part of the day. We got home and my mom got the mail and in it was a package from Stanley with a BPHT (bull pizzle hunting tool) and instructions on how to use it. I will let the pics speak for themselves! You have to read the instructions because they are so funny! (If you click on it, it will get big!)

And this is a picture of me wearing the BPHT. My mom didn't fix the red eye so you could see how dilated my eyes still are!

24 comments:

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...that Stanley is a hoot!!!! What an adventure you are going to have hunting for bull pizzle!!!

So I'm sorry about your eye...does it hurt? I know all that poking didn't help, but your Momma's smart so she'll take good care of you.

Feel better! Lots of Licks, Ruby

Dear Ike's Mom...yes, I might have been flirting with BT a little. I have finally come to terms that Ike and Martha are forever and I need to move on. I have a bit of a crush on Stanley, but I'm keeping my options open since I'm still young. Oh and my Mom said YES, she's seen the A&E pride and prejudice and LOVED it. Whatever!

P.S. I'm glad your eyes do not have two mores. I have cataracts too. I always tell my ma ape "NOOOO! No cats in my eyes!" but she says its different. I've lost a little bit of my vision but I can still be a great pizzle hunter, I swear!

IkeI wead the instwuctions fwom Stanley, and fell on the floor laughing..you look gweat in those showts, but I'm not suwe a bull will weally be fooled..hope your eyes get better...I just read about Joey's eyes..what's going on..it's like the evil eye thing..howwiblesmoochie kissesAsta