Just look at that photo above. Is she the one Mike Bianchi falls asleep thinking about...the obviously shallow one with the pom poms and the good posture? You can't see it in the picture, but I'm sure her "blonde" hair is riddled with split ends...just another average Mildred, if you ask me.

Is Mike's wife dissed? Maybe "dissed" is the wrong word...but it rhymes with "dissed." I mean, who wouldn't be? Man oh man, I would never disregard my wife's tender devotion by making a public spectacle of my "fantasy women" (because I couldn't, because I don't have any).

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike... How could you? Here's the quote folks. Decide for yourselves. Is Mike still OBSESSED with his old squeeze, or not?

"Not that I blame Meyer for Notre Dame being his dream job; I just think it's a slap in the face to UF for him to admit it publicly. Hey, it's one thing for your high school sweetheart to always be the girl of your dreams, but you don't go and tell your wife about it, do you? How well would this go over? 'Hey, honey, I love you, but she's the one I fall asleep thinking about'..." Mike Bianchi, Orlando Sentinel, 12/19/08

Mike Bianchi is a PROFESSIONAL WRITER! There are a billion analogies he could have chosen. Why this one (I think it is painfully clear to all). Why, "Hey, it's one thing for your high school sweetheart to always be the girl of your dreams"? And why, ''Hey, honey, I love you, but she's the one I fall asleep thinking about...''?

Why Mike, why?

I think I am not alone in demanding an immediate apology from Mike Bianchi and the Orlando Sentinel. This is an outrage. His comments are a slap in the face to all our dear sweet wives...the mothers of our children...the brave women all across this great and bountiful land.