Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Can
you stick your dick in a bucket of ice and then fuck me so that it’s like being
fucked by a vampire?

Sure. Come on over. Kings Cross. Comfort
Inn.

2.

I use this traditional three step model as
a relationship template

i) We have sex

ii) We meet in person, see if we
like each other

iii) We get married

Isn’t
it physically impossible to have 1 before 2?

Not the way I do it.

3.

Lol, people use it to find sex. I’m just looking
for a friend.

Cool.
But I feel the age gap would be too significant for friendship.

You’re two years older than me.

4.

Hey

Hey

Hey

Hey

I’m a serial killer

Hey

5.

Got a face pic? Or r you just a talking
torso?

6.

I’m so high

Can
you move?

Why? Am I in the way?

7.

Jus chilling. U?

Scoffing
chocolate, drinking gin, watching Les Miz.Crying

8.

Gr8 hair btw

Thanks!
Hey, what you into?

Cuddling, love it! Hopeless romantic.

Cuddling?
How is cuddling going to get these BEES OUT OF MY FRIGGIN TEETH!!!!!!!!?!?!

9.

You a straight top?

Top.
Yes.

9 ¾

They say staying invisible increases your
chance of being desired. Sad. But you’re different! Because while everyone else
is a degraded version of the selves they’ve created on here, your profile says
that you are aware of exactly what’s going on like you go into a 60s themed bar
and you know the 60s themed bar is better than the ones they had in the 1960s,
see what I’m saying? (2.22 AM)