Don’t Drop the Nut

(OK, you’re almost home, just don’t drop the nut. In fact, don’t even think “don’t drop the nut,” because if you keep thinking “don’t drop the nut,” then you’ll get scared that you’ll drop the nut, and that’ll make you drop the nut.)

(But wait, if I tell myself not to think “don’t drop the nut,” then I really am thinking “don’t drop the nut,” because I can still hear “don’t drop the nut” in my head, which is what I don’t want, because I might drop the… ARRGH DARNIT DARNIT!)