Tuesday, November 14, 2006

According to a Missouri Republican-led legislative panel, the problem with immigration is that women in this country have been allowed to have abortions for the past 30 years.

One Republithug said, "We hear a lot of arguments today that the reason that we can't get serious about our borders is that we are desperate for all these workers," he said. "You don't have to think too long. If you kill 44 million of your potential workers, it's not too surprising we would be desperate for workers."

So remember women of America, it's your fault that we have an immigration problem. If you had just shut your mouths and acted like a good little wife or girlfriend, there wouldn't be an immigration problem. If you had just done what your husbands and boyfriends told you to do, we wouldn't have an immigration problem. If you didn't have abortions, regardless of the reason, we wouldn't have an immigration problem. Stupid, stupid, stupid women!! What were you thinking? Oh that's right!! We were thinking that we had a right to control our own bodies. We were thinking that we had a right to have an abortion if one was needed or wanted. We were thinking that we had freedoms instead of just being considered the property of men. How stupid of us to move beyond the 1950's or earlier mentality!! How stupid of us to grow a pair of balls, and take control of our lives.

Geez, what will the Republithugs and pro-lifers come up with next? Oh I know!! They'll blame every single last problem ever in the world on women and abortion. If you think I'm joking, try me!! They will!!