We need a new coin of the realm for our beloved Amurka and its one state Bullshitistan.

All the coin of the realm will have a minus sign in front of the amount (-$1) for the middle class money, and a questionmark for the rich class money ($?) (so they can say how much it is worth at any given time).

There will be warbucks and black gold for the deserving, but penny lanes for "the poor and their miserable musings".