At the risk of going too far afield of the important issue of wizzing in wetsuits, it reminds me of something our shipping guy explained to me relative to figure skating in the olympics: "if it requires makeup it's not a sport".

Pissing your wetsuit can have fatal consequences if you surf in sharky waters, according to an Australian marine biologist. David Baxter from Sydney, who has studied sharks for 15 years, claims that most attacks occured shortly after the victims had urinated in the water.