The Perfect Predicament

Dogs are mans best friend. Pizza is up there on the top 10 list of most delectable treats. Women... well, women are too the most illustriously divine species we have been gifted by the Gods of the cosmos. But lets talk combining all three; A loyal canine, a couple slices of bread & cheese, and lady luck, AKA Michelle. Take a moment to fathom finding yourself in the situation where you are blessed to stumble upon all three. But not only do you stumble, you probably fall. After you find yourself back on your feet post-recovery from the heart palpitations and utter disbelief, then you must once again face the predicament of how you deal with this situation. Do you play-wrestle the dog? Do you snag a piece of pizza? Do you ask Michelle how she acquired such perfectly placed freckles on each cheek bone?

The answer is no to all three. What you do is stop thinking so goddamn much and just do whatever the fuck comes naturally. Feed the bath tub the pizza, wrestle lady luck and compliment the dog on his freckles, it doesn't matter, just as long as it looks smooth.