Today, I woke up at 5 am to the voices of my husband, who I gave my blessing to go out last night, and his buddies entering our apartment. They came here because the buddy who had planned to house them had no beer. They are drunk, drinking on our porch, shaving my husband's head. FML

Hubby: Bless me wifey, for I have sinned...
OP: You are forgiven, my hubby. Now go forth and sin no more...
Hubby: What!? Hell no!!!!
OP: Ok boys, hold him down and shave his head.
If he doesn't repent, then continue with the pubes.

Well, you can always go out without your partner's blessing, but I think it's just a simple sign of respect to ask if (s)he is okay with it. You never know, maybe (s)he planned something for that moment. Also, it shows that you care about his/her opinion.

Hubby: Bless me wifey, for I have sinned...
OP: You are forgiven, my hubby. Now go forth and sin no more...
Hubby: What!? Hell no!!!!
OP: Ok boys, hold him down and shave his head.
If he doesn't repent, then continue with the pubes.

I'm with 25, FUCK YOU to joke about cancer dude. My father had it, and luckily survived. My childhood friend's mom had it, and survived but she almost has no voice now. And another close childhood friend of mine's father had it, and he died when we were 10. I hope you burn in hell 6, there's NEVER a time or place to joke about such a thing

Actually, I think the unwritten rule is similar to the N word and black people: You're allowed to joke about it if you have cancer, have survived cancer, or are/have been the caretaker of someone with cancer.

Really? Is this the way how humour works? "You are only allowed make jokes about horrible diseases/muslims/black people/mentally or physically challenged people/(non-)religious people...if you are/know one of them!" and "You can't make jokes about anything that's painful in life!"

You all realize that jokes are meant to deal with the bitch sides of life, right?

Edit: and ofcourse wishing someone to 'burn in hell' is very respectful from your side.

Yes I understand that but telling them and asking for permission are two different things.

Just like I'll tell him I'm going to the movies with some friends, an yea I'll tell him who I'm going with so he knows, but I'm not going to ASK him for permission to go knowing we have nothing planned.
Maybe I should have re-worded that differently.

Ok ignore my comment... -_-
I showed my friend this FML site and she goes and makes me look stupid with this comment. I'm a married woman with a 3 year old. I don't have time to go out much but yet I still ask my husband if I want to go out. You're absolutely right. First commenter. I don't remember your number. Sorry.
And some of you may think I'm stupid for letting her play with this site but I don't care for what people say on here. I just read the FML's, laugh and get off. That is all.