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Lindsay Lohan really couldn’t have fucked this thing up any harder if she tried. Apparently the judge’s husband runs a travel company which completely blew Lindsay’s stolen passport excuse out of the water the second it came out of her coke hole. Via TMZ:

Judge Marsha’s husband, Jack Revel, owned Revel Travel, based in Bev Hills. Revel sold the company (though he’s still affiliated with it) and is now President of TravCom, which works with travel agencies.
So when the judge told Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, that LiLo could have gotten a temporary passport in time to make a flight to the U.S., it’s because she knows what she’s talking about.

At this point, the only way this could get any better is if it turns out the judge’s brother is Eyjafjallajökull the Icelandic volcano. “Bitch, please. Stopping flights is sooo last month. Why do you only call me when you want something?”

I’m really getting sick and tired of the hate you’ve shoveled at Lindsay, FISH. Lindsay has been nothing but a supporter of this site by stopping by to post her pictures and comments to those fans who come here. Turning this around to toss in her face is not cool.

Lindsay, know that there are people on here who adore you and wish you nothing but the best. Please don’t let the authors of such hate and rude comments keep you away. Love your posts!

The irony in all this is that when he wasn’t giving info to his wife about passports, the judge’s husband was beating off to teenage pictures of Lindsay (and obviously not thinking about his ugly manly career-first wife).

Lilo’s career has been reduced to “will work for cash, booze & blow”, just like home sex tape pros Kim K. & Paris, only much cheaper.
She was desperate to get to France cuz she had paying party gigs lined up…..but had to put out that she was promoting a future movie (Deept Throat bio…smart choice for rehabilitating the stagnent film career).
Sad. Put her in the cooler for a few days. Hope she gets well. Don’t die Lilo!

Great pic choice, because she’s probably partying it up w/o a clue that the CIA is on the hunt, LOL. Again, all this fuss and she won’t even do time. She’ll post bail and be back to her drugged up antics like nothing ever happened. If anything this is great publicity for her.

Give her more credit then your title implies. She made the right choice, she had no intention showing up in court. If she had then she would have continued under the probation system and thier rules and regulations governing her conduct. She will go to jail, serve her sentence of 180 days and then she’s done, no more probation, no more legal system. Smart choice if you ask me.