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Jim: You can't yell out "I need this, I need this" as you pin down an employee on your lap.Michael: Okay. You know what Jim, there are two Santas in the room. Things get ruthless!Jim: Yup.Michael: Do you understand you forced my hand.

If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.