Even If You Don’t Like Hockey, You Will Convert After Watching This Incredible Hockey Night In Canada Playoffs Montage

This is from CBC’s Hockey Night in Canada. Opening montages for sports are often awful; this one, for the NHL Playoffs, is not. It’s incredible. If you watch this and don’t score a one-punch knockout on your friend sitting beside you (out of excitement, not anger, so it’s OK), then your body in incapable of producing adrenaline and you should see a doctor immediately.

We promise, you will not be forced to cede your United States passport if you watch the NHL playoffs.