Shuttle launches are nothing but reenactments of the "sacred" union of Osiris (a solar phallic deity of ancient Egypt) and Nut, the goddess of the sky. It is just another way for liberals to fund the mockery and destruction of our religion, and put a penis on television. In this way, they strive to transform our otherwise God-fearing nation into a den of idolatrous homosexuals.

That is a good point brother. And have you seen the tubes of space food they try to sell our children? Just more phallic products that the liberals try to stuff down our children's throats to turn them into prostitutes!

The 'moon surface' filming was done in a studio and then the film was slowed down. All you have to do is look at the film of them jumping up on down on the surface. Just think about it. If the moon has a third of the gravity of the Earth then you would jump UP FASTER than you do on the Earth and then come DOWN SLOWER. That doesn't happen because the whole film was slowed down so they jump up slower as well. That just wouldn't happen on the moon.

YIC

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I'm just happy the space shuttle "show" is done and over with, it was getting pretty easy to tell how fake it was. However, I am sure the money wasting liberals will be brewing something up soon - maybe send a monkey (preferably Obama) to Mars? Yeah right

I'm just happy the space shuttle "show" is done and over with, it was getting pretty easy to tell how fake it was. However, I am sure the money wasting liberals will be brewing something up soon - maybe send a monkey (preferably Obama) to Mars? Yeah right

Right, and maybe now those commie fake scientists will stop trying to tell us LIES about the existence of space and fill the large, empty SPACE between their ears with the knowledge of The Bible! That will be the day!

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Re: Please pray the space shuttle blows up -
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Right, and maybe now those commie fake scientists will stop trying to tell us LIES about the existence of space and fill the large, empty SPACE between their ears with the knowledge of The Bible! That will be the day!

The only space that scientists fill is the space between their ass cheeks.

The 'moon surface' filming was done in a studio and then the film was slowed down. All you have to do is look at the film of them jumping up on down on the surface. Just think about it. If the moon has a third of the gravity of the Earth then you would jump UP FASTER than you do on the Earth and then come DOWN SLOWER. That doesn't happen because the whole film was slowed down so they jump up slower as well. That just wouldn't happen on the moon.

You know of Joe Rogan, right? The masculine, brave, muscular host of TV's Fear Factor? Well he knows the moon landing was faked.

This guy Phil Plait (in the article) tried to debunk him. I only read the first few paragraphs, but I've never seen someone brag so much about his own pathetic failings:

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After spanking Joe in the first session, we decided to do another one to move on to other ideas about the conspiracy theory. Basically, in the first show Joe started off with his big claims that the landings may have been faked. So this time we started with me saying why I thought it was real. I talked about the rocks brought back, and Joe stopped me with a story about Werner von Braun going to Antarctica, supposedly to collect lunar meteorites to pass off as Moon rocks.

Things basically ran off the rails right then. I wasn’t familiar with the story (I had heard von Braun went, but not any details). I was able to debunk this story quickly enough– it doesn’t make any sense to send von Braun to Antarctica to collect rocks. Why send your chief rocket scientist to collect rocks?

But Joe started going off about von Braun being a Nazi (which is not necessarily true– he worked for the Nazis, but we don’t know he was a Nazi himself). I was trying to remain rational, and I called Joe on his logical fallacy — poisoning the well — but he’s very aggressive, and was rattling stuff off quickly enough that he was able to throw me off a bit.

The rest of the show is like that; Joe made some claims, I generally had answers but my timing was thrown off by his manner, which was very different than in the first show. I shouldn’t have let that get to me, but I did.

So basically, according to Phil Plait, people who are German and who work for the Nazis aren't Nazis unless they say so themselves; the fact that it doesn't make sense to Phil Plait to send a rocket scientist to collect rocks means it couldn't possibly have happened; and Phil Plait (who we can see below is really kind of a pansy) was intimidated by Joe Rogan's manly, assertive 'manner'.

Phil? I just bet he'd like a man likeJoe Rogan to "Phil" him!

After seeing this pansy's pic, I'm left to wonder what exactly he meant by "spanking Joe"!

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You know of Joe Rogan, right? The masculine, brave, muscular host of TV's Fear Factor? Well he knows the moon landing was faked.

This guy Phil Plait (in the article) tried to debunk him. I only read the first few paragraphs, but I've never seen someone brag so much about his own pathetic failings:

So basically, according to Phil Plait, people who are German and who work for the Nazis aren't Nazis unless they say so themselves; the fact that it doesn't make sense to Phil Plait to send a rocket scientist to collect rocks means it couldn't possibly have happened; and Phil Plait (who we can see below is really kind of a pansy) was intimidated by Joe Rogan's manly, assertive 'manner'.

Phil? I just bet he'd like a man likeJoe Rogan to "Phil" him!

After seeing this pansy's pic, I'm left to wonder what exactly he meant by "spanking Joe"!

Joe Rogan could easily put that devil toed ginger in a messicant headlock and show him how easily he could be sodomized should a drunken negroid choose to take him. Not that Joe would ever do something like that unless God commanded so.

Jeez, i was just asking a question, why are you always in a bad mood? According to you, its light? No? Go to a special observitory, one that looks at and studies the moon, and look for the spot where there is a little solar powered cart and a large solar arraw, i suppose God put that there to make a bunch of people go crazy? Im not atheist, i want to know what you think.

Jeez, i was just asking a question, why are you always in a bad mood? According to you, its light? No? Go to a special observitory, one that looks at and studies the moon, and look for the spot where there is a little solar powered cart and a large solar arraw, i suppose God put that there to make a bunch of people go crazy? Im not atheist, i want to know what you think.

That isn't a telescope, it is just a tv screen in there. They play some movie. You atheists are so easily tricked.

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Jeez, i was just asking a question, why are you always in a bad mood? According to you, its light? No? Go to a special observitory, one that looks at and studies the moon, and look for the spot where there is a little solar powered cart and a large solar arraw, i suppose God put that there to make a bunch of people go crazy? Im not atheist, i want to know what you think.

I'll tell you why this puts me in a bad mood; NASA is nothing but a smoke and mirror show aiding the liberal anti-christian movement. Think of the billions of dollars that could have been spent in the name of Jesus Christ!! Think of all of the Church's that could have been built, homeschooling resource centre's, heck, even providing menstrahuts to good True Christian™ families. But oh no, it's completely wasted on these so-called missions into "outer space" trying to disprove God's Holy Word. Wake up!! It's all part of the left's agenda.

Genesis 1:6-8 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so. And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell! James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

FYI, the American Space Shuttle program ended back in August 2011, so NASA is using the Russian Soyuz spacecraft... but they can blow up as far as I care. They aren't going to Mars within 5 years anyway.