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WARNING: Some of you might be uncomfortable or triggered by the obscenity and violence, both outright and implied, in the enclosed screenshots.

Thank you, SisterShootToThrill, and thank you to John (Darkwriter) Green who taught me the joy of the screenshot.

Hello, Dear Readers,. this is a little something before the last (I think) post on scamming and coupon clubs and Amazon. It’s about that basement dwelling mama’s boy, Kevin Weinberg/parogar.

And what has Basement Boy done now? I’m glad you asked. At the end of February, the 29th to be precise, Basement Boy or Moist Chihuahua as we now call him finally got himself banned permanently from Twitter. That makes it three bannings in just over a year- Wattpad, GoodReads, and now Twitter. You would think that such an obvious attention whore would be a little more careful because if he keeps losing platforms to do the bidding of such sterling people as Annie Rice, Melissa (STGRB) Douthit, and Jaid (Ellora’s Cave) Black they might just stop returning his tweets. Oh wait, he can’t tweet now, can he?

The Moist Chihuahua has had a love/hate relationship with Twitter. Yes, it was a place where he loved to hate … anyone who dared to hold an opinion Moist didn’t like. But also he seems to have spent a lot of time deleting his account and then reinstating it.

Yes, indeed, thank you, Twitter. It wasn’t all that long ago that Chihuahua tweeted this

But why did Twitter ban the Chihuahua? It’s sort of a mystery to him, just like much of life.

Hmmm. I don’t think so. Sure, it might have been the proverbial last straw but Moist Chihuahua has posted other, more controversial tweets. You know I’m going to show you.

Notice he doesn’t wish death on anyone but …

In case you couldn’t guess, one of those women is me. And reading through all his Twitter crap made me at least nauseous and bored. After a while I thought about sending him a nice thesaurus and dictionary.

Dear Cthulhu, all I can picture is this

Someone fetch him his smelling salts.

Pretty sure this is a different “her”.

He haz delusions of adequacy.

I guess I should have warned you all that this will be a loooooong post.

tRump is his personal wet dream, only a man with too much money and a bad toupee can give little Chihuahua what he wants most- freedom to yap wherever, whenever, and whatever he feels like.

He’s still breathing, he’s still writing, he’s still being

Yeah, that. I guess it must have slipped his fevered little brain that he “destroyed” or DESTROYED his own life. Wattpad told him what he needed to do to stay and he chose not to do that. Too bad, not sad.

Back to the crap.

Yeah, you forced him to do this. He’s powerless.

But he doesn’t wish death on anyone.Punished

But he doesn’t wish death on anybody.

Kittens out-violent him.

Now you might be wondering if there is a point to all this, this, whatever and there is. Here I think is a good time for

INTERMISSION

Now on the same day Chihuahua went over to Reddit and posted about his banning.

I’m thinking Twitter finally had enough of the reports of targeted harassment and inflammatory tweets and just seized the last reason he was reported and kicked him to the curb.

I don’t think he’s gonna miss Twitter. They wouldn’t let him play by his rules.

He’s not a violent person, fires of hell is just a sign of affection. Or barbeque.

Not everyone supported the snowflake, uh, Chihuahua.He doesn’t really mean what he tweets. It just feels good. Does he yell “Fire” in a crowded theatre? Free speech is All. This is a whole ‘nother blog.

Can’t argue with this.Can’t argue with this either. He had plenty of opportunity to save his Wattpad account but he chose not to.

Now, here we are and the Moist Chihuahua has announced he is banned and won’t appeal and won’t be back. So I guess he wasn’t getting enough love because

That’ll show them.

And now, the wrap up. So Chihuahua has announced no more twitter and good riddance.

He got out just in time! Or, did he? You know what comes next. On the 29th, the day he was banned.

That’s right, Dear Readers.

Yeah, he won’t be going back to Twitter. And he really isn’t a violent person. He doesn’t wish anybody dead. He doesn’t hate women. He doesn’t lie. Really.

Thank you, Dear readers, if you are still reading you are gluttons for punishment.

Crazy quilts are unique and innovative quilts created from scraps of materials. My hope is for a world that uses all the scraps, rough cut diamonds and hidden treasures. I blog to make IPOC authors and their works more accessible.