Megan Fox isn’t really a slut, she just likes to play like one.

Megan Fox reveals to the world she’s only had sex with 2 men in the world.

Megan Fox, in the event you haven’t noticed likes to type cast herself as a tarantula of hot and heavy sexuality. The irony of course is that it’s all just a show and that in reality, being a real life action slut is the furthest thing from her mind. Reports D listed.

Megan says that contrary to what’s written about her on every bathroom wall from here to Delphia she’s not a slut at all. According to Megan, she’s only been with two dudes: “I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian (aka David from Beverly Hills 90210). I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

What does this all mean? Megan just likes to play her fantasies on stage and prefers to preserve her sweet chastity belt for the right man. See not every slut we see in the street, is really a slut. They’re just role acting.

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Gross. Haven’t you heard that using the term slut pejoratively is super super 20th century? Different people have different relationships to sex. Whether or not they are healthy has nothing to do with the number of partners one has. Please, try to be a little more thoughtful next time.