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Hump Day Hottie: USA! USA! USA!

It is your duty, as a patriotic American, to celebrate the glorious Fourth by checking out hottie American athletes in all their USA-licious best. Fortunately for you, TheStarterWife and I have done all the leg work- and you only have to sit back, scroll and enjoy. Land of plenty, indeed. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!

(Updated for Joey Chestnut goodness!)

Huston Street

Tons more lovely red-white-and-blue goodies after the jump…

Your new world record holder in the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest, Joey Chestnut. Be sure to check out the Gothamist’s hot pic of Joey.

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Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

This is a great post to celebrate our great country’s birthday. I question the inclusion of Clyde Drexler but laud the choice of Andy Roddick. There are a lot of good looking guys in tennis (including my future husband, James Blake) but I feel that they don’t always get their due.

The best thing about putting these posts together, other than overcoming the absolute drudgery of going through tons of photos of hotties, is that I get to pick the pictures and the hotties and what order they go in.

So, of course I bookend my darling Texans at the top and bottom, with a nice Chutley chaser in the middle.

What happened to Kobayashi? Wisdom teeth. Those hurt like a bastard when they get impacted… & depending when the oral surgery was, I might be shocked that he could even compete, let alone better his own top mark by ten, & the (previous) world (but not Nathan’s) mark by four-plus.

But congrats to Msr Chestnut, all the same. He seems a fitting Hakeem Olajuwon — save for the whole “eating pork” thing — to Takeru’s Michael Jordan.