According to some new British study, 8 out of 10 people have abandoned New Year's Resolutions. But we don't care. We want to hear yours.

Whether it's an end to chalk-eating or a vow to take that home-butchering course, we're eager to know what your lofty aims are for 2011. January may be an arbitrary time to make a life-change (Spring has always seemed a hell of a lot more logical) but, hey, it's tradition! So spill it — we will too — and we'll run your creative, funny and heartwarming resolutions as New Year's inspiration for the rest of us!