TUF 8‘s man-you-love-to-hate is close to finalizing his next Octagon appearance. Junie Browning and TUF 5 castmember Cole Miller have reportedly agreed to face each other at UFC Fight Night 18 (April 1st, Nashville). Still a perfect 3-0 as a professional, Browning most recently submitted Dave Kaplan via armbar at last month’s TUF 8 finale, and has been trying to get his game tightened up at Xtreme Couture in Las Vegas. Miller (14-3) is an American Top Team member who last fought at UFC 86 in July, where he choked out Jorge Gurgel. Sounds like a solid step up in competition for "The Lunatik" — will he rise to the challenge?

In other fight-bookin’ news…

— UFC Fight Night 18 will also host a middleweight bout between Ricardo Almeida and Matt Horwich, who are both coming off losses. Almeida dropped a split decision to Patrick Cote at UFC 86, while former IFL champion Horwich lost a decision to Dan Miller in his Octagon debut at UFC 90. As accomplished and talented as both fighters are, the loser might find himself without a contract.

— Junie Browning’s Team Mir drinking buddy Shane Nelson, who clawed out a split decision victory over George Roop at the TUF 8 finale, is being brought back to take on Aaron Riley at UFC 96 (March 7th, Columbus). Just like Cole Miller, Riley’s last appearance was also a win over Jorge Gurgel, at UFC 91 in November. Poor Jorge Gurgel.

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Hey, I may disagree with some topics or posts here, but there's no reason to attack him personally outside of the MMA related stuff. His family and home life have nothing to do with it and that stuff is out of bounds as far as I'm concerned.

We've agreed to continue the assaults in fresher topics and I can't wait till he makes a case for Rashad Evans.

Your Fucking Father- January 13, 2009 at 7:04 am

Its like a love story where the two main characters hate each other and then fall in love right at the end. I for one am proud of you guys. Bravo, now carry on.

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Another country heard from... with no name or image. Chime in there, genius. Besides, Hal may be a lot of things, but he doesn't appear to be overweight.

Anonymous- January 11, 2009 at 5:16 pm

Just cause you are over weight doens't make you a bad ass.

HAL - January 11, 2009 at 2:51 pm

YOU BET YOUR BIG ASS WE WERE JUST GETTIN WARMED UP. LAST NAME'S NOT HATFIELD. I'M STILL WAITING ON MY FREE T-SHIRT THOUGH. KEEP YOUR EYES OUT FOLKS CAUSE THERE WILL BE WAR IN THE NEAR FUTURE WITH GOOG, AND I................

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm

This was just getting warmed up. Hal Hatfield and Goog McCoy are destined for future clashes.

Senor Tampon- January 11, 2009 at 1:54 pm

AWWWWW......how sweet.....

not to be an asshole but you guys were entertaining me.......

BEN's they earned a shirt

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm

Indeed. I'm sure we entertained some folks over the weekend. See you in another topic.

HAL - January 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm

I HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU ARE RIGHT ON WHAT YOU HAVE SAID. HOWEVER I DON'T KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT HIS BROTHER YET BUT ALL I AM LEFT WITH TO SAY IS THAT YOU ARE RIGHT. I'VE GOT NOTHING LEFT TO ARGUE ABOUT AT THIS TIME. YOU HAVE WON THE LAST WORD SO I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR NOW. GOOD JOB GOOG, GOOD JOB........

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 12:49 pm

I'll say this and leave it alone... Junie looked like the guy to beat the first time he fought. Then he spent 16 weeks being an ass and turned everyone against him. I'm all for a comeback story, but it's gonna take more than one fight and a ten second postfight interview where he doesn't throw a glass at someone or charge at them to convince me. Even if he loses a few, like everyone does, it'd be cool to see him grow up. Society needs fewer powder kegs like him running around, whether he's a fighter or not. That kind of explosive immaturity is what just got Justin Eilers killed. It could easily be Junie shooting someone if he's such a dangerous drunk. Clean your act up, be a positive role model with all the exposure you're getting, and watch how quick people will embrace you. It's not just Junie, either. There are athletes in every sport who are piss poor examples of how to manage life and money. And to be fair, Jesse Taylor got booted for one incident. One. Junie's used 3-4 of his 9 lives in a hurry and is still around because people just wanna see what he'll do next. They're not rooting for him to win. They're rooting for him to do another televised stupid stunt. Maybe being around the Couture team will be good for him, because what he's done up till now on his own has made him an insecure brat. Maybe he can rub off on that arrogant little brother of his, too. That kid's a Junie 2008 in training.

HAL (GOOG AND JUNIE LOOK ALIKE)- January 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm

YEAH GOOG I THINK YOUR RIGHT. IT IS TIME TO GO AND ARGUE ABOUT ANOTHER TOPIC ON HERE SOMEWHERE. I DO REALLY ENJOY ARGUING WITH YOU AND WHOEVER ELSE ABOUT OUR DIFFERANCES ON MMA TOPICS. ITS VERY ENTERTAINING, AND KEEPS ME BUSY THROUGH THE WINTER. DON'T EVER THINK BAMBAM THAT ANYTHING I SAY IS PERSONAL BECAUSE THATS NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT. I LIKE TO TRY TO PICK PEOPLE APART THAT I DISAGREE WITH. I'M THINKING THAT YOU ARE NOT AS BIG OF A JERK OFF AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALSO. I THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLIMENT, BUT I STILL THINK YOU SHOULD ALLOW PEOPLE ALITTLE MORE TIME TO SHINE BEFORE MAKING A FINAL JUDGMENT ON THEM. YEAH AND DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T SEE YOUR PICTURE ON MY WORKOUT ROOM. YOUR NOT MY TYPE. SEE YOU IN THE NEXT TOPIC.

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Hal...

Okay. You changed your Myspace settings and I could see your page. Now I get it. The very first paragraph was "I used to be a screw up in life, but I'm back on track."

Why don't you just say "I personally relate to Junie because I used to act like him, but have since gotten my act together". So I'm no psychologist, either, but I'd bet you feel a little persecuted when monsters of society like myself "won't cut people any slack or give them room to grow." So now I get it. You know what? You have a nice looking family, clean house, some toys [I'm a biker myself] you seem to be trying to get in decent shape... all in all, maybe you're not a giant dickhead. Maybe. You certainly don't leave a lot of room for interpretation with the shit you type here, but maybe you're an okay guy. Personally, it's more fun to argue with you, but if you treat your family and friends well, go ahead and be the biggest mouth/ass on Cage Potato.

But I'd better not see my pictures hanging in your workout room.

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 11:24 am

My sweetest Hal...

I couldn't care less how big or small any of us are. I work out, big deal. I didn't say I could kick everyone's ass. No one here cares. I'm not the bully. It's the little guys with the complex that always start shit. You said above that I'm probably too fat and lazy, etc. I only "said I was big" to illustrate I work out, not that I can kick everyone's ass. I'm not lazy as you stated. I still haven't seen you yet, big guy.

And yes, Keith hit him with a palm to the side of the head and then broke his own hand hitting him in the back of the neck while he tried to get up. He was a 220lb 2nd degree blackbelt and Godzilla was too big to even roll over quickly. But do you really and honestly think a 460lb weight difference is not an advantage? Suppose it'd gone the other way... Keith swings, gets blocked, and Big Daddy falls on him. He got a good shot in on him and was lucky he did. Anything can happen in a fight, but I'm not betting on the guy who's less than 1/3 the size of the other guy. And I know that particular fight supports your theory that small beats big, but that was also an open class and a near 700lb man is not an athlete. He was there assuming he was too big to lose. He couldn't even bend at the waist.

So again, I've posted my pic for you for whatever good that does your argument about Junie. The only thing making me look dumb here is arguing with you. And in the most beautiful and ironic EPIC FAIL of the year, you misspelled the word "comma" in your comeback about working on your spelling. Thank you. This has been truly entertaining. We should probably go fight in a newer topic, though. This one isn't even on the front page anymore. Kinda fitting for a topic about Junie.

All bullshit and joking aside, Hal... be honest. Regardless of what Junie is doing now, he didn't give one person - even his coach or teammates - a reason to like him. He came on the show unknown, acted like a thorough purebred dickhead, and left a loser with a bad attitude. A guy like that has to earn his way back. He doesn't just get instant respect. No one does. If he wins some fights and cleans up his act, I'll give him his due credit for a better record when he has one. But I don't like his attitude and probably never will.

And unless you changed your Myspace between now and last night, it was set to private when I went there. And what's the "Come on over and show yourself, pussy..." comment? You've seen my pics. Now what do you want? Is this another challenge of some kind? I'm losing interest here.

HAL (GOOG AND JUNIE LOOK ALIKE)- January 11, 2009 at 11:17 am

OH MY GOD I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY GOOG HATES JUNIE SO MUCH. JUNIE LOOKS JUST LIKE GOOG. I CAOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH THEY LOOK ALIKE. GOOG IS ABOUT 2 OR 3 TIMES BIGGER BUT THEY LOOK DEAD ON EACH OTHER. ONLY JUNIE HAS A MUCH BIGGER NAME FOR HIMSELF THEN GOOG DOES. YOU ALL HAVE GOT TO GO CHECK OL'GOOG OUT AT THE LINK HE POSTED FOR ME. HERE IT IS. //s488.photobucket.com/albums/rr247/jpr_bucket/?action=view&current=forHal.jpg. YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE IT BUT THEY COULD VERY WELL PASS FOR FATHER AND SON OR EVEN TWINS SUCH AS DANNY DEVITTO, AND ARNOLD SCHWARTZEAHOW EVER THE FUCK HIS LAST NAME IS SPELLED IN THE MOVIE TWINS. ONLY GOOG AND JUNIE ARE DEAD ON EACH OTHER. GO CHECK IT OUT GUY'S. THATS FUNNY AS HELL.

HAL- January 11, 2009 at 11:08 am

WELL BAMBAM GOOG YOU ARE AS BIG AS YOU SAY IF THATS YOU. BUT I'D SAY JUNIE WOULD STILL THUMP YOUR BIG ASS 9 OUT OF 10 TIMES. HE HAS A TON OF TALENT BUT I ADMIT THAT HE DOES NEED TO STRENGTHEN HIS HEART. HE IS WORKING HARD ON EVERYTHING AND I BELIEVE THAT HE WILL PROVE HIMSELF SOON. ANYWAY GO GET ALL JUICED UP ON SOME MORE STEROIDS IF YOU HAVE ANY LEFT YOU BIG BASTARD. BEFORE I FORGET TO TELL YOU THERE BAMBAM YOUR NOT MY TYPE SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT PLAYING HARD TO GET ANYMORE YOU BIG DUMB ASS. LOL.........

HAL- January 11, 2009 at 10:50 am

HEY BROCK, I MEAN GOOG. DO YOU KNOW WHO EMANUEL YARBROUGH IS FROM UFC III. HEIGHT OF 6'8", WEIGHT OF 680 LBS. KIETH HACKNEY IS ABOUT 6' TALL GIVE OR TAKE AN INCH. WEIGHT WAS ABOUT 220 TO 230 GIVE OR TAKE A FEW POUNDS. KIETH BEAT THE DOG SHIT OUT OF EMANUEL, AND MADE IT LOOK SOMEWHAT EASY. THAT PROVES THAT SIZE DOES NOT MATTER. I USED TO BE AFRAID OF THE BIGGER GUYS AT ONE TIME IN MY LIFE BUT EVERY SINCE THAT FIGHT TOOK PLACE I REALIZE THAT SIZE DOES NOT MATTER AS LONG AS YOU HAVE BETTER TOOLS THAN THE BIGGER MAN. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOU BEING SUCH A BIG BAD MOTHER FUCKER BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE FUCK HOW BIG YOU ARE. I JUST WANTED TO CALL YOUR BLUFF ON YOUR FATNESS YOU DUMB ASS. I DO NOT THINK YOU ARE A BAD GUY I JUST THINK YOU ARE THE KIND OF MORON THAT WOULD NOT GIVE ANYONE A CHANCE TO MATURE, AND GROW UP IF THEY FUCK UP THE FIRST TIME, AND IT TAKES MORE THEN 1 SHOT TO MATURE FOR ALOT OF PEOPLE. YOU ARE REALLY SHOWING HOW MUCH OF A DUMB ASS THAT YOU REALLY ARE THINKING THAT BEING A BIG GUY IS ALWAYS GOING TO DOMINATE THE SMALLER GUY. WAKE UP DUMB FUCK YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT. ANYWAY I'M GOING TO GO WORK ON MY SPELLING, AND MY HAND GRENADE STENCIL, AND MY MISUSE OF THE BIG COMA. HOPEFULLY ONE DAY YOU'LL STOP PLAYING SO HARD TO GET YOU DUMB ASS. GOD YOU ARE A FREAKIN MORON. OH YEAH MY MYSPACE IS OPEN TO PUBLIC. COME ON OVER AND SHOW YOURSELF YOU PUSSY............

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 10:38 am

Okay, Hal [and Your Fucking Father],

I'm still not sure how this helps your argument that Junie is worth talking about, but here's a few pics of me. Let me hear how I'm fat, juicing, dumb looking, etc. Give me your best, because I'm sure you're not going to just admit you were wrong.

By the way... you should laminate this before you take it in the bathroom with you.

Remove the spaces before and after the colon. [That's the two little stacked dots at the beginning.]
http : //s488.photobucket.com/albums/rr247/jpr_bucket/?action=view&current=forHal.jpg

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 9:57 am

Hal...

You profile is private. You can't get in to see anything, anyway. And honestly, this is the internet. I could easily post pictures of anyone and claim it's me. And suppose I throw a picture up and I'm every ounce as big as I say.... so what? What does that prove? That you're not an idiot? No. You're a dumbass no matter what I actually look like. And I don't need to share my life, wife, dog, band, address, in-laws or anything else on my site with you. But I'll tell you what... since you're obsessed with seeing me, I'll throw some pics up on another site and paste the address here. And I hope that after you've got your good mental image of me all squared away, we can get back to the really important issues here - that you're gay for a lackluster midget fighter. I'll be back... let me go post your spank bank material....

HAL- January 11, 2009 at 9:45 am

I AGREE TOTALLY. OL'GOOG SAYS HE CLAIMS TO BE A BROCK LESNAR KIND OF GUY BUT REFUSES TO SHOW HIS FACE. I'M SOME WHAT OF A LITTLE GUY WITH A BIG MOUTH BUT WILL SHOW THESE OTHER BIG MOUTH FAT FUCKERS WHO I AM. NOT ASHAMMED OF IT. OH WELL THAT GOOG FOR YA.

Durden- January 11, 2009 at 9:23 am

First I thought Goog was childish but after reading a few of HAL's capslock novels,
I'd like to nominate him for idiot of the year.
I don't understand what you're complaining about though, love him or hate him, doesn't matter. He'll get a fight and if he loses you can gloat all you want and if he wins you can blame Mazaggati for being a bad reff!

Your Fucking Father- January 11, 2009 at 9:20 am

I am with Hal Goog, either post a pic or shut the fuck up. At least he had the balls to post a link to his Myspace. I bet you are some pencil necked geek.

Senor Temoon- January 11, 2009 at 6:57 am

Wow!!!!! Give these two a shirt!!

I think Hal is Junie! Or his girlfriend

Goog- January 11, 2009 at 12:00 am

"I WOULD BET MY LIFE THAT 9 OUT OF 10 TIMES THAT JUNIE WOULD THUMP YOUR BIG FAT ASS ON ANY GIVIN DAY. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER IN THIS SPORT"

Hal...

That's awesome. If you're willing to bet your life on it, go ahead and set up 10 fights between me and Junie. You're probably right. Being literally double his size would probably just be a disadvantage for me. But you have to promise to kill yourself if I should somehow manage to beat him more than once out of the ten times. I think the biggest problem is going to be Junie's heart... does he have it in him to roll over and quit 10 times or will he just give up and not even bother after 3 or 4?

I know it seems we don't get along and you think I'm a bad guy, but I'm not. I haven't even pointed out your horrible spelling or blatant and consistent misuse of commas. So if you just lighten up a little and let me play hard to get, maybe I'll be your boyfriend eventually. You're coming on too strong at the moment and constantly calling me fat is just hurting your chances.

Now go work on your hand grenade stencil and think about all these mean things you've said.

Boneman- January 10, 2009 at 10:56 pm

PS.....Hey Hal...!?

Take Junie's dick out of your mouth...!

Boneman- January 10, 2009 at 10:51 pm

Junie.....Ohhhhh....Junie....

Quit dogging the facts you no talent pussy!

HAL- January 10, 2009 at 7:39 pm

THERE YOU GO AGAIN YOU FAT FUCK. YOUR THE DUMB ASS THAT SAID YOU WERE 6'1, 290 LBS, CAN BENCH PRESS 500+ LBS, BUILT LIKE BROCK LESNAR, AND CAN DUST MY ASS IN A RACE. DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE. YES YOU DID, AND NOW YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ME FOR BRINGING UP A FOOT RACE IN AN MMA FORUM. YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT YOU STUPID BIG WANNA BE DUMB FAT MOTHER FUCKER. I WOULD BET MY LIFE THAT 9 OUT OF 10 TIMES THAT JUNIE WOULD THUMP YOUR BIG FAT ASS ON ANY GIVIN DAY. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER IN THIS SPORT, AND I DON'T THINK A PERSON LIKE YOU WOULD LAST 1 ROUND IN ANY WEIGHT CLASS. I THINK THAT YOU ARE JUST A TRASH TALKING FAN THAT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE ART OF MMA OTHER THEN WHAT YOU SEE ON TV. EVEN IF JUNIE DOES LOSE TO COLE IT WILL BE A VERY GOOD FIGHT THAT WILL POSSIBLE BE FIGHT OF THE NIGHT AGAIN FOR JUNIE. COLE IS VERY GOOD HIMSELF, AND I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT. TALK TO YOU SOON DUMB ASS...........

Goog- January 10, 2009 at 7:19 pm

Hal must be president of the Kaleb Starnes Fan Club, too, as it seems so important to talk about winning a footrace in an MMA forum.

My prediction for Junie's fight is that since he's been training SOOOO hard, he'll go at least 3 minutes into the first round before gassing out completely and quitting. Hopefully he's teamed up with Xtreme Couture's head speech writer and will have someone new to blame this time. Or better yet, maybe he'll spaz out right on schedule and charge at Joe Rogan who will in turn throw a homoplata on him till his throat collapses.

HAL- January 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm

NO OZONE MY CAPS IS JUST FINE. STILL TO THIS DAY NONE OF YOU FOLKS CAN TELL ME WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS ABOUT CAPS LOCK. YOU CAN READ IT CAN'T YOU. MAYBE I DON'T LIKE YOUR LOWER CASE SHIT BUT I DON'T SAY A THING ABOUT UNTILL NOW. DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO THROW IN TO THIS FIGHT. IF NOT THEN SIT THERE, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND ENJOY READING EVERYONE ELSE'S BATTLE OF WORDS. REMEMBER THAT JUNIE IS WITH XTREME COUTURE, AND REALLY POLISHING UP ON EVERYTHING, AND LEARNING FROM SOME OF THE BEST IN THE BUISNESS. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE FIGHT THOUGH. IT SHOULD BE A REALLY GOOD HARD FOUGHT WAR.

Ozone- January 10, 2009 at 5:23 pm

This is so much better than that anonymous exchange that was posted on the "comments of the week" section...it definitely deserves some recognition...and junie does look like a grown up "i like tuttles" kid in that photo haha...as far as the actual fight, i think junie may have some problems with millers subs, that seemed to be his most glaring weakness on TUF, and i doubt he's improved enough to take this one, cole's no roli....oh, and Hal, i think your caps lock is stuck....try a little KY! ; P

HAL- January 10, 2009 at 5:04 pm

YEAH GOOG YOU FAT FUCKER YOU AIN'T NO BROCK LESNAR TYPE GUY. YOU ONLY WISH. YOU JUST MIGHT BE AS BIG AND STRONG AS YOU SAY YOU ARE BUT WHO GIVES A FUCK. OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH ME BIG, ME STRONG LIKE BROCK. ME DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SIZE. WHAT HAS REALLY GOT ME LAUGHING IS THAT YOU WOULD EVEN THINK THAT YOU CAN OUTRUN ME IN A FOOT RACE. NOW YOU ARE GETTING IN WAY OVER YOUR HEAD THERE ANDREA. NOW I'M REALLY WANTING TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BIG FAT FUCKER. I THINK YOUR FULL OF SHIT. IF YOUR NOT A BIG FAT LAZY BASTARD THEN I'D SAY YOUR PROBABLY ALOT SMALLER THEN I AM, AND YOU PROBABLY REALLY HAVE NO TRUE KNOWLEDGE OF THE SPORT LIKE YOU SAY YOU DO. I'D SAY YOU ARE A RASHAD EVANS FAN ARE'NT YOU. HE'S A GREAT FIGHTER BUT ALSO A COMPLETE DUMB ASS IN THE OCTAGON. NO CLASS WHAT SO EVER BUT HE IS REALLY GOOD. I CAN'T STAND THE FUCKER, AND I THINK HE IS A MORON BUT I RESPECT HIS TALENT BECAUSE HE HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE WORTHY TO BE WHERE HE IS JUST AS JUNIE IS DOING FOR HIMSELF. YEAH HE FUCKED UP ALOT, AND SEEMED TO HAVE BUCKLED UNDER PREASURE BUT HE IS WITH XTREME COUTURE TRAINING, AND MATURING. GIVE THE BOY A CHANCE WOULD YA AND SEE WHAT HE IS CAPABLE OF. IN THE MEAN TIME COME ON OVER TO MYSPACE SO WE CAN KEEP IN TOUCH ON MMA TOPICS IN THE FUTURE. WE MIGHT END UP GETTING ALONE ONE OF THESE DAYS. YOU NEVER KNOW. I THINK IT WOULD BE ALOT EASIER TO CONTACT, AND MOUTH OFF TO ONE ANOTHER ABOUT ALL THE UP COMING EVENTS. I'M REALLY HAVING A GREAT TIME PISSING YOU OFF YOU BIG FAT ASS. HELL I'M STILL LAUGHING OVER THE YOU CAN OUTRUN ME THING. THATS KILLING ME. HEY I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON LITTLE BUDDY. YOUR FRIEND, HOMO HAL AS YOU CALL ME YOU FAT ASS MOTHER FUCKER YOU.

Goog- January 10, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Look at him... now he's as obsessed with me as he is Junie. You're a serious homo, Hal. I'm flattered that you're begging me for a photo, but I'm sure you can find enough man candy at your family reunion next week.

And I'm fat the way Brock Lesnar is fat. I've got a 37" waist, 23" arms, and wear a size 62 jacket. I bench over 510 and would dust you in a race. Now I'm sure you need a moment alone with that mental picture of me, so I'll check back in a while to see if you've written me another love letter after you rub one out.

Back on topic, though, for everyone else.... Junie blows. He may actually have potential buried somewhere in there, but you'll never see it. He's too lazy and self defeating. And Hal has already done more fighting in this thread than Junie's done in his last two fights. Being a fucked up delinquent will get you noticed. Being a class act and great fighter will get you remembered. And from what we've seen, Junie's just another half-breed without any goals in life. He finally got to the semi finals on the show and tried to quit. Three times he tried to have himself thrown off the show. He's a chicken shit hillbilly who was used to being a "big ass kicker" in a really small town in KY [no, Hal... I mean Kentucky, not the jelly]. So while being a piss ant little bully may constitute a hometown hero for guys like Homo Hal, I'm not a big fan of insecure little screw ups. If he carried himself like GSP or other guys who represent the sport well, maybe he'd at least get an E for effort. As it is, he'll disappoint and disappear. And when he's done darkening the sport I enjoy so much, I'll buy a round of celebratory drinks for the CP contributors.

No, Hal... I don't want to drink mine privately with you.

HAL- January 10, 2009 at 4:05 pm

LAUGH ALL YOU WANT TO HATER. YOU AND GOOG ARE A CLASS ACT, AND DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT TALENT, AND NIETHER ONE OF YOU HAVE HALF THE TALENT THAT JUNIE HAS. LIKE I SAID YOU DUMB BASTARD YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A HATER. YOU MY FRIEND ARE JEALOUS OF JUNIE BROWNING BECAUSE HE FUCKED UP SEVERAL TIMES, AND STILL MADE IT TO THE BIG SHOW. MORE THEN LIKELY HE HAS ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED MORE THEN YOU, AND GOOG COMBINED WILL ACCOMPLISH.

HAL- January 10, 2009 at 3:52 pm

GOOG YOU BIG FAT FUCK YOU THINK BECAUSE YOUR A BIG FAT FUCKER THAT YOU CAN WHIP EVERYONE'S ASS DON'T YOU. WHO CARES ABOUT YOUR FATNESS YOU FAT BASTARD. THAT ONLY TELLS ME THAT I'M SO MUCH FASTER, AND SO MUCH MORE ATHLETIC THEN YOU. MORE THEN LIKELY I'D CHOP YOU DOWN LIKE THE BIG SLOW TREE THAT YOU ARE YOU FAT TUB OF SHIT. ONE MORE THING YOU BIG FAT FUCKER THE RETARD THING IS ALITTLE HARSH AND CRUEL DON'T YOU THINK. LOL. YOUR A FUCKING GENIUS I TELL YA, A FUCKING GENIUS. WILL YOU BE MY MYSPACE FRIEND SO I CAN SEE HOW BIG OF A FAT BASTARD THAT YOU ARE YOU BIG FAT FUCKER YOU. COME ON GOOG I'M BEGGING YOU LARD ASS LET ME SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE. LETS PUT A FACE TO THE NAME...........

lol @ hal- January 10, 2009 at 2:18 pm

god does this guy want junie's nuts or what? what a pansy. Save that shit in the off chance you get picked for team noguera 2.

Goog- January 10, 2009 at 12:59 pm

Hal...

I'm 6'-1" and 290. I'd fuck you up faster than you could unzip your pants to whack off to your Junie poster. You're barking up the wrong tree here, junior.

Again, what makes you think you can tell what kind of person I am from reading my Myspace page? You're a retard. And Myspace is a "place for friends". Not retards.

HAL- January 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm

NONAMEBIATCH, YOU BET YOUR ASS THAT JUNIE HAS SUPPORT FROM A FELLOW REDNECK. DON'T HATE CAUSE HE'S GREAT, AND YOU AIN'T.

HAL- January 10, 2009 at 12:33 pm

GOOG YOU DUMB FUCK I'M SAYING I KEEP UP WITH JUNIE, AND HIS PROGRESS MORE THEN YOU DO, I KNOW HOW MUCH HE IS IMPROVING. HE IS DOING GREAT, AND I THINK THAT YOU ARE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT WHO HAPPENS TO BE A HATER ON ANYONE THAT IS ABOVE YOU SUCH AS JUNIE BEING WELL ABOVE YOU IN LIFE. YOU ARE PROBLY ONE OF THOSE PUNKS THAT ARE TO FAT, LAZY, AND CLUMZY TO GET UP OFF YOUR WORTHLESS ASS AND COMPETE IN MMA ARE'NT YOU. YOUR LITTLE JEFFERY DAHMER COMMENT REALLY MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE MORE OF A DUMB SON OF A BITCH THEN I THOUGHT. YOU MY FRIEND ARE THE PIECE OF SHIT. YOU HATE JUNIE BECAUSE HE HAS DONE ALOT OF STUPID THINGS, AND STILL MANAGES TO BE SUCCESFULL OR AT LEAST ON THE ROAD TO BEING SUCCESFULL AND YOU MY FRIEND ARE NOT. TELL ME GOOG DO YOU HAVE A MYSPACE. WHAT IS IT, I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, AND SEE WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE. I'D SAY I'M PROBLY RIGHT ABOUT MY GUESS OF THE KIND OF PERSON THAT YOU ARE. CONTACT ME ON MYSPACE OL'BUDDY AND LETS SEE WHO YOU ARE. www.myspace.com/madhal13. I'M DYING TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE. HELL YOU CAN EVEN REQUEST AN ADD TO FRIENDS IF YOU WANT. I KIND OF LIKE ARGUING WITH YOU GOOG. YOU REALLY MAKE MY DAY WHEN IT COME TO MMA. HAVE A NICE DAY YOU DUMB FUCK.

nonamebiach- January 10, 2009 at 10:01 am

At least junie will have some support from fellow rednecks

Goog- January 10, 2009 at 12:56 am

Hal...

What the fuck do you think you know about him because you have him on MySpace!?!?!? So he grew up an hour from you. Does that make him a great guy because you and he live so "close"? That's it? That's his credential? Shut... the... fuck... up.

I'm only three school districts away from where Jeffrey Dahmer lived. He was so misunderstood.

My God, this place gets RETARDED sometimes.

[Yes, I'm implying Junie Browning is as evil, or worse, than Jeffrey Dahmer.]

HAL- January 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm

THIS GOES TO ALL THE JUNIE HATERS OUT THERE. ALL OF US ARE GOING TO SEE REALLY BIG, AND POSITIVE THINGS FROM JUNIE BROWNING. HE HAS GROWN UP ABIT SINCE THE SHOW, AND IS STILL MATURING. EVERYONE DOES STUPID THINGS IN LIFE I KNOW I SURE HAVE, AND WE ALL DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE. I TRY TO KEEP TRACK OF JUNIES PROGRESS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND HE REALLY IS DOING VERY GOOD. I HAVE HIM ON MYSPACE AND HE IS A VERY INTERESTING HUMAN BEING. HE'S DOWN TO EARTH, AND DOING THE BEST HE CAN. JUNIE GREW UP ABOUT AN HOUR SOUTH OF ME IN LEXINGTON KY, AND I'M GOING TO SUPPORT HIM ALL THE WAY. IF YOU KNEW AS MUCH ABOUT HIM AS YOU THINK YOU KNOW THEN I THINK YOU HATERS WOULD GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE AS WELL. HE MAY NOT WIN THEM ALL BUT THEN AGAIN HE JUST MIGHT. HE'S A GOOD GUY, AND ALWAYS WORKS HIS ASS OFF TO GET TO WHERE HE IS. SO TELL ME GUYS WHAT DO YOU DO FOR THE UFC TO WHERE YOU CAN TALK SO MUCH TRASH ABOUT JUNIE. GIVE THE GUY A CHANCE, AND YOU JUST MIGHT LIKE HIM.

Your Fucking Father- January 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Your a bunch of assholes Cage Potato. I train at a Jorge Gurgel school, he is one of the best ground guys out there. Too bad he forgets it every time the cage door closes behind him.

Alen- January 9, 2009 at 5:21 pm

The UFC is becoming like Japan, I hear theyre gonna make junie wear that skull mask to his fight.

dedstrk- January 9, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Ahhhh! The Juggalo army finally has another member. Junie "Juggalo" Browning. Either that or he's been watching to much Karate Kid.

I Work At Initech- January 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm

^thin

The voice in the wilderness- January 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm

I think Cole Miller will win this one, and what makes this a step up for him is all the publicity sorrounding Junie, like him or not he makes people watch...But i like the fact that they are putting Junie in there with someone like Cole Miller it shows that they aren't going to baby him but they are gonna throw some legit talent at him to see where he is. Good matchmaking IMO. But i still pick Cole Miller, he'll choke him out in 2.

I Work At Initech- January 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm

Jeez...I knew Junie had some thing skin (really sensative, cries a lot) but this is ridiculous!

scott whitt- January 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Such a sad statement on MMA that Junie Browning gets all the pub while Matt Horwich is only a blurb. We all need some more of his born again Christian vegan love everyone rambling interviews. Not to mention his tye dyed mohawk.

Anonymous- January 9, 2009 at 2:23 pm

he likes turtles!

Scar Tissue- January 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm

Junie == Juggalo4life?

Goog- January 9, 2009 at 12:45 pm

Seriously.

Junie = not interesting on TUF and it's an even bigger slap to the fighters who work and behave themselves that this douchebag gets more time and money. It just reinforces that it's a money making machine and an attemp to draw viewers with a side show, not an attempt to do the right thing. Fuck Rampage, too. You get arrested at gunpoint for smashing your way along a police evasion and all you have to do is leave the country and come back to make hundreds of thousands of dollars a few months later. Rot, you piece of shit. And fuck you, Junie.

I'm so fucking tired of people being rewarded for bad behavior.

Teila Tuli's Tooth- January 9, 2009 at 12:44 pm

I agree Jorge Gurgel was a huge disapointment in the UFC, but is Junie Browning really considered a step up in competition from Gurgel?

Dr.- January 9, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Looks like Junie is gearing-up for a role in the new Butt-pirates of the Carribean movie.