I am a guy with tits that can hold a pencil by themselves! (My skinny wife tested this for me a while back and thought it was funny. She also told me before that she thought mine might be bigger than hers.).

This is kind of funny...not laughing at you, just the way you express yourself is so frank.

My turning point is when all my clothes were too small for me and my pants cut into my gut. My son was already 15 months and I still looked pregnant. Then I saw myself in pictures and you could see the fat in my face. I decided to take control and change things.