Tired of Being a "Lurker" a.k.a. TOBAL

For those of you who are trying really hard to get past the "lurker" status in their rank. You can try to make friends here, promote your club, plug your blog,..whatever. If/When you promote yourself from "lurker" to whatever else comes next, youre welcome to stay around and help those others who are still trying. But if you feel the urge to say "So long suckers!" i would understand. If i wasnt the moderator i'd do it myself.

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<div align="justify">Help a "Lurker" go up in rank. Lurkers are welcome. Lurking is permitted. If you know a "lurker" send them here. Thank you in advance for all of your help and, please dont forget to view my page, comment a blog, and add me as a friend. Or if you have any questions you can post them in the club or send me a message. im <button>supermodel23</button>. . .</div>

<div align="justify">If new members post, i can view their site and they'll get some points. you receive points for anything you do. if you post a pic, post a blog, send a message, join a club, make a friend, read a review, search for a game, etc. you will get points for it. you need at least 10,000 points to say goodbye to lurker status and become a genome soldier. As a matter of fact, there have been questions about the progression of rank on 1Up.com. so ive written it out simply for those who are willing to do the required work. first youre a lurker(0-9,999pts) in the shadows and bushes around the 1Up facilities until someone finds you. what you was doing was trespassing so youre then given a choice of being beaten and arrested, or enlisting in their experimental genome program. the choice is clear, so after an arduous boot camp you gradute to soldier(10,000-49,999pts). it is only after seeing enough time on the battlefield (if snake dont kill ya), you train as a dark ninja, but due to copyright laws and this not being japan they call you shadow mage(50,000 -99,999pts). putting these new techniques (death touch, mind control, etc.) to use you train your own army of "ninjas" and try to take over the world, leading you to be labelled now as an evil genius(100,000-249,999pts). but after numerous failures you are recruited by the queen of england, because this time your know-how makes you a perfect candidate to stop others who want to take over the world. she dubs you a supreme knight(250,000-499,999pts). after vanquishing all of you opposition, you do a elton john (i should say, sir elton john) and just sit off and play the piano becoming so good that everyone starts to totally, like, call you mozart(500,000-1,000,000pts). but classical music can be very boring after a life of adventure so you start your own band and hopefully its a hardcore(1,000,000-?pts) band, because emo is just so lame.