Here Are Some Things You Can Buy Now That Disney Owns Star Wars

No. 1 | Poster

Set to be modeled after the classic Return of the Jedi poster, this description of Star Wars Weekends paints a pretty rosy view of an interstellar conflict.

No. 2 | Mickey Jedi Star Fighter

What would it look like if Mickey Mouse piloted an Eta-2 Actis-class light interceptor? Well, it would look an awful like this I'd imagine.

No. 3 | 30th Jediversary Pin

This isn't high on my list of things I want, but I wouldn't turn it down either. It's a pretty handsome pin commemorating the 30th anniversary -- or "Jediversary" -- of Return of the Jedi.

No. 4 | Hoooo hoooo hooooooooo

It's hard to make Jabba the Hutt appear adorable, but sure enough, they went and did it with this figure. Oh, Jabba. You're so cuddly.

No. 5 | Hat, Han, Calendar

Here's a quick overview of a few different items that fall pretty well into the "meh" category surrounding an ADORABLE Han in carbonite figure that I want sitting on my desk immediately.

No. 6 | Car Wars

Remember when the news was announced that Disney bought Star Wars and there was that sudden flood of mashups? Turns out Disney made their very own. Here are the Cars cars as Star Wars characters. Star Cars? Car Wars? Car Cars.

No. 7 | Star Wars Mickey Figs

Lest you thought Disney wasn't going to slap some Star Wars paint jobs on a bunch of Mickey figs, here are 11 of them, and I'm sure there will be more.

No. 8 | Mickey Droid Figs

These Mickey Droids are adorable.

No. 9 | Mugs and Such

There's no reason you shouldn't have a thousand coffee mugs, so why not add to your collection with these.

No. 10 | Rebel Mickey With Chipmunk Ewoks

Chip and Dale as Ewoks? Sold.

No. 11 | Darth Gonzo, More Ewoks

Disney shows off some deep cut characters in these mash up figures.

No. 12 | Salacious Crumb

I want this oversized Salacious Crumb figure so I can wear it around like a parrot on my shoulder.

No. 13 | Thermal Detonator

I'm looking forward to Episode VII but if nothing comes out of this acquisition besides Thermal Detonator Hot Potato then it will have been worth it. This toy is my kind of scum.