Out With Irina, in With Chrissy

Irina Shayk's ultimate demise in the BackAlleyPics.com Top Five Sexiest Collections
was inevitable. And it has finally come to pass. It was originally going to be Bella
Hadid and that was that. But after a little pondering and knowing that I was going
to add Chrissy Teigen's Collection while working on Letter C's Collections I sped
up the process and added Chrissy before any of the other Letter C Collections so
I could see
just which Collection was Sexier?

And the winner is Chrissy Teigen, but just by a hair, or a few, of the pussy type.
Chrissy gets the win because Chrissy gets full naked and has pantiless up skirts
while Bella has yet to show us the beaver. If not for that, the decision would have
been a lot harder. Bella Hadid would have probably won because she actually has
more pics in her collection, a ton more see through pics that actually had to be
put on BackAlleyPics.com/Skin and couldn't be posted on BackAlleyPics.net because
they are NSFW, and she was here first. And fuck it, I'll say it, tie goes to the
hottest and Bella is much hotter.

I wouldn't count out Bella in the future?
Full nude is the new Hollywood trend. Thank you Miley Cyrus {yeah I will get to
that collection soon, or you could donate and pick her and "force" me to do it,
definitely a Katy Perry replacement} and Social Media. Which if all goes well in
'The Pic Her Campaign'
I have a few ideas of how I am going to let the visitors start deciding the Top
Five Sexiest Collections.

Irina Shayk has been gone for awhile, I just didn't have the replacement. She is
a model that bitches about doing nudity who has never really done a nude shoot.
Models do nudity dumb ass. Get a different job if you don't like it. Her collection
is pretty sexy but when I can post all of a collection on the .Net with the exception
of only a few pics? Well it was a good run in the Top Five Irina, but it was only
by
default due to the fact that she was there when I built BackAlleyPics.com Version
2.0
and only due to me not getting around to finding her replacement.

So if you are trying to find a new Top Five Sexiest Collection for
- The Pic Her Campaign -,
the competition just got a lot harder. Irina Shayk was an easy one to replace but
now 4 of the 5 all have full nudity. A little hint for those trying to find a new
Top Five Sexiest Collection, Katy Perry {unless she got naked and I missed the world
shaking update?} will be replaced by just about any one, so if you can find some
one comparable to Chrissy Teigen's Collection you are pretty much in the running
to pic the next two BackAlleyPics collections.

Christina Aguilera Version 2.0 Version 1.5... Still

Thought I would pop in over here and let you know that that, no there is no update
on BackAlleyPics.com although there is a pretty huge Christina Aguilera update over
on .net.
Next question your going to ask is "why is her update over there and her Version
2.0 Collection is not over here"? Answer is
that it will be here soon as the update over there is still only half done! Christina
Aguilera fans rejoice. Close to 4000 pics in over 80 sets and counting.

The first reason that this update is taking so long is that I spent two days reprogramming
the individial updates pages and ran into a snag trying to figure out
SQL DateTime in a datatable which I still never figured out. After 2 wasted days
on bullshit search engines I got pissed off, gave up, and what you see on Christina's
Update Pages is what you get. Not ideal {for me, you will never see the difference}
but it works.

And the other reason why she is not here first, which is the usual order of things.
Her collection was done, ready to go, and sitting on the hard drive waiting to be
posted before I stopped adding collections to revamp the sites, but... her collection
got fucked
up when my hard drive died and I had to manually recover all of the files.
If you have ever went through the hell of recovering files from a dying hard drive
you feel
my pain. Looks like I recovered most of the pics but a few were lost or damaged.
I really don't know how many were lost? Considering the size of this update? I would
say not many.

Long story short, sorting through 200 folders of pics fixing them is time consuming
as hell. Her update would not normally be this big because I would have only done
part of it for now, and the rest later as I am trying to get medium sized collections
of a lot of chicks versus huge {speaking of huge and some missing pics of Christina,
they weren't lost, I left most of her fat pics on some one else's server} collections
of a few chicks
but I had it completed at one point and I have to sort the whole
thing out at once for fear of fucking up the .com collection which we can't have.
I have been cutting a lot of pics out on .net for the sake of G and their
internet censorship bullshit.

Speaking of which. I just had to pull more than a few Irina Shayk pics
from over there because she had her bare tits covered with a towel, Oh My, the scandal.
Once again, the reason that there is two versions of BackAlleyPics.
No, her tit pics weren't posted... over there. Looking at the pic though, her bikini
bottoms are crawling pretty far up her ass?
Want to see what is under the towel in the pics they bitched about?

Anyhooha, I got about 60 more Christina folders {sets} to go through and Christina
Aguilera's Version
2.0 collection should be here. Christina is being updated and you have been updated.
Enjoy the pics!

Bijou Phillips Version 2.0

Bijou Pillips update... blah blah blah. Had to be moved to Version 2.0 and had a
few pics to add while I did it. Her collection is done as is her career. Nuff said
bout that. Better than that update is the new "Sexiest Posts" section over on the
.net. If you can't surf over here there is now a sort of "Sexier" way to surf over
there so you can skip "her" bullshit posts of "her" in way to many clothes in a
"Safe For Work" way. Not BackAlleyPics.com/Skin or BackAlleyPics.com/Tag but Sexier
than it was. Enjoy!

Amanda Seyfried Version 2.0

Busy, Busy, I have been. While I was creating Anne's update and adding her to Version
2.0 I also went ahead and put Amanda Seyfried there as well. I actually did update
her BackAlleyPics.com collection but I don't really consider it an update due to
the fact that all of the pics that I added were already posted over on the .net
a long time ago. Nope, she didn't get an update at this point over on the .net.
If she had done some type of nudity besides for movie roles she would have but she
didn't so she didn't. I focusing on the Skin Side right now so an Amanda update
will have to wait until the next go round.
I posted a pretty big update about the future of updates earlier.

100k Pics on Version 2.0

And with getting Anne's and Amanda's collections on Version 2.0 it now officially
houses over 100,000 pics in the tag system. I have no idea how many actual pics
are on BackAlleyPics.com as I don't have any real way to count besides for actually
opening and counting every folder and... fuck that, to time consuming and inaccurate.
I would rather spend that time building collections to
bring to you. I can tell you that there is 314 chicks on BackAlleyPics.com and that
only 49 of those are currently on Version 2.0. That is the reason that I rolled
Version 2.0. Once everyone is
on there then we will all know how many pics actually reside on the server. In the
meantime we will just let MSSQL keep doing the counting on Version 2.0.

As I said, busy, busy. I actually got around to building the Home Page Archive.
I have a bad habit of trying to keep my visitors informed on the progress of BackAlleyPics
which often leads to these long winded posts on the BackAlleyPics.com Home Page.
Which in turn was leading to some really looong pages so I remedied that by creating
The Home Page Archive. To access it you simply scroll to the bottom of BackAlleyPics.com
Home Page and hit the sign that says 'Older Shit' and you will be in the archive.

Besides for working on all of that and sorting pics for the next update this update
took so long because I have been feverishly harvesting pics. I have a feeling harvesting
pics just got a lot less time consuming which is not a good thing. Imagebam will
be going down June 30 2017 and that will mean that a lot of the places that I get
pics from will have A LOT less pics. For those that have never visited a picture
forum and have no clue what an Imagebam is let me just say that the internet will
not have near the amount of pics that it does now. I will say that the forums alone
will probably lose half of the images, if not more in their posts.

Of course the only way that this effects BackAlleyPics is that future updates to
collections will be a lot smaller because there will be less pics to harvest and
share. On the plus side all of my images on BackAlleyPics are stored and served
from a hosted server and will always be available as long as the sites are up. You
are welcome and I would really appreciate some help in regards to that. You can
always throw something in
The Tip Jar
to help pay
for said hosting because the shit
isn't cheap. Thanks. Besides for that I have hundreds of gigabytes of stockpiled
images and ladies that I haven't even begun to post so BackAlleyPics will always
haves update material... not to mention some of those post pics can still be found
in
her collection here.

Which brings me to the last line of business in this update. Yep it is another long
winded post. I have been lining up some pretty good new skin collections in the
next few letters because I was forced to find a quicker harvesting method which
I didn't think was possible but... I did it. Seeing as the new trend with celebs
is the more skin the better and posting nudes on Social Media is the new norm I
wanted to take advantage and get some new collections rolling of chicks that actually
like to show off their bodies. Most of these new collections will be models but
now days what the fuck is the difference between a model and an actress or singer.
They all do reality TV so... As long as the tits are showing and the panties are
missing
I am going to add them. I'll get back to the prudes in the next go round {after
I hit Letter Z and start over at A}. In the meantime. Enjoy the nudes!

Anne Hathaway Version 2.0

I actually got around to a real actress and some one you have heard of. If you
have never heard of Anne Hathaway I really do need to ask the question, "why the
hell are on BackAlleyPics?" You may have noticed that her update really isn't all
that big. That is primarily due to the fact that actually getting her added to the
.net and getting her collection on BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0 was actually the
goal here not really updating here collection. The 37 pics set rule kicked in here
and unfortunately most of her first 37 pics sets were already posted in her random
candids section which by the way no longer exists. I told you I would 'split these
into posts, add more, and add the lovely information that is missing'.

That said I did create more than a few high definition nude screen caps. That and
I think I sort of fucked up and removed about 200 pics that really didn't have a
place on BackAlleyPics.com Version 2.0. In reality I think I actually added more
than 500
pics to her collection. Her infamous up skirt pics were in a set of about 200 with
only six of those actually being sexy. That
set of pics wouldn't even be on BackAlleyPics had she not shown her bush while
getting out of the car because: a) that dress was about ugly as hell and there was
nothing sexy about it and b) I tended to leave a lot of the pictures of Anne and
her little boy haircut behind because there was nothing sexy about the 'way to skinny
Anne Hathaway sporting a little boy haircut' phase she went through.
Although that pic set is not completely gone
because I did post them once and I didn't want to completely remove them. You can
now find them over on the .net. They are on Anne's posts page 5 in post 'Les Miserables
Premiere Dec. 10 2012'. Obviously I can't post the link here. Don't worry Anne will
be getting more than a few more updates. 2100 pics is just the start.

I also created a new navigational tool for those of you that like simplicity. It
actually works a lot different on mobile vs. desktop. I introduce to you 'DropDownList'.
If you look to the top of the page on mobile or to the top and right on desktop
you will notice a little box the reads 'Type Her Name'. If you do start to type
her name {on desktop, mobile you will have to scroll a very long list if she is
a later letter in the alphabet} it will take you to the place in the list where
her name resides in alphabetical order by first name. Then if you have done all
that work already and you click her name, you will be off to her page just that
quick. I whole heartedly believe in an easy to navigate website so I give you just
one more way of finding what it is that you are looking for. I also added one to
the .net. Happy Navigating.

Angie Everhart Version 2.0

I guess doing Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendars is all it takes to be considered
a super model? I always thought being a super model model meant that people knew
who you were and didn't mean softcore porn C list movie roles. I have heard her
called a super model on more than a few different websites although I have never
heard her called one on television. Oh wait, I don't think I have ever heard her
name spoken aloud so...

Anyway. Here is an official update for her collection and it will probably be the
last. Looks like her 'super model' years have passed and she has long been forgotten.
'Super modeling' sure didn't bring much in the way of pics as her collection is
just over under 600 and that includes the screen caps I added to it. Another collection
to stick a fork in, call done, and move on. And speaking of moving on...

Amanda Bynes Version 2.0

I also added Amanda Bynes to Version 2.0 for any one interested? Nope. No one?
Yeah. Me neither, but she needed to be moved so it is done. Not that I had planned
on doing an update to her collection at this time anyway unless she did a nude photo
spread or something. From what I have seen her career has pretty much self imploded
and the 'Amanda Bynes Shit Show' is over. A few new unimpressive paparazzi pics
is all that I have seen but I think even they gave up on her. Good riddance whiney
rich chick. I am sure I will replace her with another in the near future.

I will get around to another update when I get caught up on pics, as in I am far
enough ahead on pic collections that I don't have to keep stopping updates to work
on them. I am trying to get about six collections ahead. Getting close to that goal
now {sort of}. Should be soon that I will get to my ultimate goal of adding about
three updates a week of between 5000 and 8000+ pics. Stay tuned.