Somebody’s in Trouble…

…and it isn’t me!

My dumb sister – Macy – rolled in something super nasty (undetermined but either poop or a dead animal) and Mom had to give her an unplanned bath. During said bath, Mom almost barfinated because it smelled so bad in the very tiny bathroom.

Prior to her rolling on the stench of death, she knocked me over onto my back in the dirt. I just had a bath on Sunday. Mom was not amused but wanna know a secret? I was. BOL! I was able to re-dirtify without getting into trouble.

Before I head off, Molly wanted me to tell everyone she said hi. She’s still been very busy being head rat hunter/annhilator. Yeah, she’s catching them more often. Eww.

Uh oh. I gotta go. I’m in trouble now, too. Mom’s mad at me because I keep trying to show Molly that I really love her by, ummmm, giving her…”hugs”….on her rear.

Oh Noodle, please tell me you are NOT “hugging” Molly’s rear parts. Xena wanted to come visit you, and I’m glad I told her not now. OK, and I’m trying to not imagine the smell!
Pee S, I still love you. Mom #2

I just can’t help myself sometimes! Ewwww Rudee used to eat poop. So gross. Barfinated poop sounds double bad. Molly isn’t letting me near her right now but when she does, I’ll make sure to give her a “proper hug”. *ear licks*

OMD!!!! GURL!!!! Whatcha rollin’ in NOWS??!!! Man, you sure find the bestest stuffs to roll in! I never find such fragrant stuffs!!!! Ma wishes that I was more interested in the rat catchin’…..our hood is on the ‘rat superhighway’, and they likes usin’ our power lines and fences as their roads. I likes to chase, butts then I gets bored. I just find squirrels more interestin’ with their flappy tails and creepy hands. Anyhu, Ma said I should ask you for some tips on rat catchin’. she thinks I should be actually acting like a terrier. whatevers.
Hey, now what abouts Noodle huggin’ your hinnie??!!! I knows you’re irresistible, butts……(butts…BOL!!! I made a funny! sigh…)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Hey Rubyyyyyy! OMD! That stuff I rolled in was the BEST! I’m not the rat hunter, Molly is. It was also Molly whose butt Noodle was hugging. BOL! OMD! I was cracking up. He’s so little and she’s so much bigger than him. BOL! Hey, why DO squirrels have such creepy hands???? Kisses! Macy