Truck For Sale!!

This is a discussion on Truck For Sale!! within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his
parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!"
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Truck For Sale!!

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his
parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that truck???!!!"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today."

"With what money?" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet
Avalanche cost.

"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." So the parents
began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen
dollars?" they said.

"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. I don't know her name-
they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I
wanted to buy a Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars."

"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who
knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's
going on." So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where
the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias!
He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a
new Chevrolet Avalanche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she
did it.

"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I
thought he was on a coffee break, but learned from a friend he had run
off to Hawaii with his mistress and really doesn't intend to come back.
He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Chevrolet
Avalanche and send him the money. So I did."

Guy wants to buy a used car for a winter beater, sees an ad for a new Mercedes for $200. figures that it is real beat up for that price. Goes to the posted address to see the car and finds beautiful home with a pristine new MB in the drive. knocks on the door and asks to see the car, and the lady that answered the door pointed to the one in the drive.
Somewhat suspicious that this thing must have a seized engine or something asked to take it for a drive. She threw him the keys and said bring it back when you are done.
Well the car ran as good as it looked, when he came back he told her he would take the car but told her it was worth a whole lot more than $200.
Where she told him.... this is my husbands car and he ran off with his secretary, he sent me a letter and told me to sell his car and send him the money so I am... now do you want the car or not?
He bought it.