How I Feel After Turkey Dinner ! 5 Enos.

MissPriss - December 16, 2012, 12:54 am

Ahhh their too late...it's already bloating from the sun :(.....bahahaha!

constipation -

mizzdizz - March 8, 2015, 9:16 pm

To be honest Prissy, I've done the door version. When I saw this take on that old standby, I just HAD to share it and my reaction when I saw it? 'That'll scare the 'shift' outa ya!' Too funny to keep to myself! You should see what I do with pop rocks!!

MissPriss - March 8, 2015, 5:22 pm

Dizz...why does this poster seem to reek of 5L personal experience? Mental note to self...use the gas station bathroom before dizz invites me over for that coffee.

Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:20 pm

You bastard!!!

SPACEDOG - always hated duck-n-cover drills at school

spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:20 pm

(LUKE...I f***ED YOUR MOTHER)
(COME TO THE BARK SIDE OF THE FORCE)
BTW, thanks and 5Ls.

spacedog - January 6, 2010, 9:18 pm

Heh. d*** straight Airman, duck and cover was total BS. The centrifuge training was awesome till they made me start wearing that mask. It made my voice sound cool but was uncomfortable as hell. I could do great Darth Vader impressions.

I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.

RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am

its a ferret, get your xkcd right!

LIFEALERT CALL CENTER EMPLOYEES - Rest assured that when you "have chest pain," or you "have fallen and can't get up," the highly-trained staff on the other end is wearing a tie. That means he's professional.

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am

Nope not on backwards...just shifted.

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:09 am

Hun...ain't nothing available for a puter that's gonna help...teehee

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:07 am

Stare at the poster for 10 seconds and see what happens...the image gets burned into your retina!

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:06 am

I know! The image only seems to get bigger Papa!

GaryO - March 19, 2013, 9:01 pm

True, but MSpaint is improved…aaaaand, a bit of help with Gimp (free) does a lot…if you don’t care to lay out the cash. BTW, Virginia there seems to have her hind end on backwards. Correction, West Virginia