The State of the Union is That Neither Obama Nor Hillary Is Delivering the State of the Union and Therefore The State of the Union is Tremendous

Let's get it on.

Paul Ryan has won the coin toss, and chooses to sit to the president's rear left. McConnell will sit to the rear right, and be the first to stand to applaud at the mention of some Republican agenda item.

Awww, Mollie Hemingway is on the panel instead of Jonah Goldberg or Steven Hayes. That must hurt, yeah?