I’m not gonna link to all of these ads because, well, they’re ads. And I ain’t getting paid to promote stuff that riffs off the very mock I helped to develop.

But it is always good to see the humor of the mock we developed here carry into new forms on the interwebs. So for mocking the ‘bag, props to Old Spice. Even if it is in service of selling more overpriced product.

Old Spice deodorant sells for $2/Cdn at the dollar store.
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We’ve has this discussion before. I’ll go first. I use lady deodorant cause it works better and the Mrs. gets a kick out of not knowing whether there is arm pit hair or pubes on her stick.
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For shaving cream, balm, lotion I use cold fucking water or shave dry. Ain’t nobody got time for dat.
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Shampoo is left over soaps lying around the house or dishsoap.
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If there is a special occasion and I don’t feel like a shower, I use Febreeze as body spray or at least to cover up the smell of drunken Irish ass.

Looks like I missed some titty pinching between Gamecockbag and The Gorilla. Gotta check in on the weekends around here
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Gorilla was slowed by his wrist and ankle weights .
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Accusations flew , but the outcome appears to be a draw as the Douche showed his douche and the Hunter accomplished the hunt, spotting a Bleeth w/Gorilla<br.
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Good work , GCBag. Although I don’t think that we needed to squeeze his shoes on this one

11:45 am January, 27Dickie Fingers said...

When I don’t feel like a shower I run the dishwasher on pre wash and high heat.

11:49 am January, 27Charles Douchewin said...

The Rev speaks the truth!.
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Everything in Canadia costs more. Especially Canada Post. Relative to USPS, it costs three times as much, and takes three times as long. I take as much across the border as possible, just like real Canadians.
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Since this thread is mock-lite – here’s what hippy chick cooch looks like to the Rev. (Non-Jacques content)
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And if you missed Wallnuts’ story from FTaL, you should head on back – it ends with a bang.

1:05 pm January, 27DoucheyWallnuts said...

I used Old Spice deoderant and it burned by pits, plenty. Mennen Speed Stick also stung the bejesus out of me. And then I discovered Ban roll on, which my high school girl friend used and I never looked back. The smell of that powder fresh scent takes me back to my younger days and reminds me of the time I banged her Doggie for the first time. That memory still gives me the renoBs.

Ironically making fun of your brand because it has jumped the shark has, in itself, jumped the shark. Now it’s time for ironically making fun or your brand for ironically making fun of your brand. Your move, English Leather.