"Crap...""I'm an idiot""So...." (Before something else)"Well..." (Before Something else)"Plan for the worst, and hope for the best, and neither way you'll be disappointed." (I may have stolen that one from Ranger's Apprentice, but I do use it quite a bit.)"Oh, come on!""Shh, I'm introverting.""What's up?""If I only had some duct tape...""Squared away""Lock it up!""Let's roll.""Oh, I should write that down!" (writer problems, am I write? )"Excuse me, (Insert name/title)..." (Before something)Puns."Heads up!""Ugh... I did not sleep much last night." (It's bad when that's a catch phrase...)"Have a good day!"

"First, you start with the chicken. Then you baste it in chicken. Get some more chicken, put some chicken on it, shove it in a chicken.Rub it around while thinking about the chicken inappropriately. Then, you take some gravy. Gravy's made from chicken; shoulda mentioned that. You know what else? Chicken."