11. Yo momma so black, if she had a red light she'd be a beeper!
12. Yo momma so black, that she dresses to a funeral naked!
13. Yo momma so black her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile"!
14. Yo momma so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down!
15. Yo momma so black, she got in a jacuzzi and made hot coffee!

16. Yo momma so black, even her shadow had to get a flashlight to find her in the dark!
17. Yo momma so black, when she breastfed you, she made chocolate milk!
18. Yo momma so black, she uses her bath water to dye bowling balls!
19. Yo momma so black, she jumped into the ocean and people thaught it was an oil spill!
20. Yo momma so black that when she wears orange lipstick she look like a cheeseburger!