Canseco licks his wounds
The celebrity poker tourney was being dominated by a nonceleb: Jose Canseco's girlfriend, Heidi. Says Canseco, who's standing alone at the bar, "I'm just waiting till she's done so I can get the hell out of here." Dude isn't having a great week, which began with that first-round knockout at the hands of Vai Sikahema. "Lemme tell me you what happened with Vai: F------ guy set me up," he explained. "I didn't train, no cardio, it's supposed to be a fun match, and the f------ guy comes right out and drills me here [pointing to cheekbone]. I want a rematch in L.A., something bigger. I want him again."