GuidoWatch.comtag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-812463386942891632011-12-07T14:26:38-08:00Everything you need to know about Guidos. TypePadWhat is the future for Guidos?tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a0120a51d52b4970b015437fe2288970c2011-12-07T14:26:38-08:002011-12-07T14:26:38-08:00We all know that good things come to an end eventually, but what about for Guidos? I mean, let's face it, they've been around since the early 80s rocking their 1985 Chevrolet IROC-Z (we all know the acronym thanks to Chris Farley in Saturday Night Live), gold chains, greased back hair, and white tank tops. And sure they have evolved since then to greasy spikey hair and Toyota Corollas with fake rims, but is there really a future for Guidos? Can fists pump forever? Some may claim that as long as there are gyms, steroids, and girls to holler at...Guido Master

We all know that good things come to an end eventually, but what about for Guidos? I mean, let's face it, they've been around since the early 80s rocking their 1985 Chevrolet IROC-Z (we all know the acronym thanks to Chris Farley in Saturday Night Live), gold chains, greased back hair, and white tank tops. And sure they have evolved since then to greasy spikey hair and Toyota Corollas with fake rims, but is there really a future for Guidos?

Can fists pump forever? Some may claim that as long as there are gyms, steroids, and girls to holler at out the car window Guidos will exist. But then again, what would Darwin say about survival of the "fittest"?

And like always, the latest and greatest Guido music ♫ for your listening pleasure...

Guido Theme Partiestag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a0120a51d52b4970b015433738e77970c2011-07-03T19:35:21-07:002011-07-03T19:35:21-07:00We know (maybe you weren't informed yet) that Guidos love their theme parties, so what does that mean for this weekend? Well, forget the Italian flag colors and throw on some red, white, and blue Salvatore! And like always, the latest and greatest Guido music ♫ for your listening pleasure... Massari- Let you goGuido Master

We know (maybe you weren't informed yet) that Guidos love their theme parties, so what does that mean for this weekend? Well, forget the Italian flag colors and throw on some red, white, and blue Salvatore!

And like always, the latest and greatest Guido music ♫ for your listening pleasure...

Guidos Creepin' on the West Coast Culturetag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a0120a51d52b4970b014e894fcbab970d2011-06-22T11:22:38-07:002011-07-08T10:20:45-07:00There are very few times when we have to complain about Guidos, but it happens. We are so proud to be your first source when it comes to the latest and greatest news about Guidos, but it is unfortunate when Guidos start to encroach on other cultures that don't belong to them. It's even worse when they try to take credit. People across the world know that surfing and the surfing culture began in Hawaii and exploded in Southern California in the mid-1900s, which came with style and terminology including words like "bro, sick, epic, dope, chill, etc.". How did...Guido Master

There are very few times when we have to complain about Guidos, but it happens. We are so proud to be your first source when it comes to the latest and greatest news about Guidos, but it is unfortunate when Guidos start to encroach on other cultures that don't belong to them. It's even worse when they try to take credit. People across the world know that surfing and the surfing culture began in Hawaii and exploded in Southern California in the mid-1900s, which came with style and terminology including words like "bro, sick, epic, dope, chill, etc.". How did this happen? How did the dumbest and ugliest culture find out about such an amazing culture and then decide to steal it as their own? Guidos and Guidettes would be the last people on the planet to ever get on a surfboard, let alone move out of their parents house and move to the West Coast. So until you lose that nasty attitude, fake nails, spray tan, and muscle milk, don't steal words that aren't yours. You just look like idiots. Imagine if non-Guidos started saying "Hey Youz" or "Pass the saltsa watah".

If you forgot what a Guido/Guidette looks like, we'll remind you...

And like always, the latest and greatest Guido music ♫ for your listening pleasure...

Ethnic Guidostag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a0120a51d52b4970b014e87085140970d2011-03-28T19:15:09-07:002011-03-28T19:17:24-07:00We are so proud to say that the Guido community has imposed itself on so many more races outside the so-called "Italian" community in the U.S. By the way, if you've ever been to Italy you would know that (A) 'Guido' is not by any means derogatory, but rather a proper male name and (B) Italians look nothing like the Guidos we have in America. Good work gorilla juice head juice boxes! Not sure what this guy is, but he's starting a new breed of something. And like always, the latest and greatest Guido music ♫ for your listening pleasure......Guido Master

We are so proud to say that the Guido community has imposed itself on so many more races outside the so-called "Italian" community in the U.S. By the way, if you've ever been to Italy you would know that (A) 'Guido' is not by any means derogatory, but rather a proper male name and (B) Italians look nothing like the Guidos we have in America. Good work gorilla juice head juice boxes!

Not sure what this guy is, but he's starting a new breed of something.

And like always, the latest and greatest Guido music ♫ for your listening pleasure...

An Etymology Refresher tag:typepad.com,2003:post-6a0120a51d52b4970b014e86bd354e970d2011-03-15T19:09:33-07:002011-03-23T18:48:21-07:00I know it's been a while since we first introduced GuidoWatch.com to the world, but we thought, why not go back to our roots so we can remind everyone what we're talking about here when we say Guido... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guido_(slang)#Etymology (Sorry to you youngsters who aren't allowed to use Wikipedia as a source, but we can) Of course when we say 'Guido' it is a term or endearment. (Right?) Guido Fashion? You know you're a Guido when... And like always, the latest and greatest Guido music for your listening pleasure... Deadmau5- HR 8938 The DNC- Let's get it in Nirvana- Come...Guido Master

I know it's been a while since we first introduced GuidoWatch.com to the world, but we thought, why not go back to our roots so we can remind everyone what we're talking about here when we say Guido...