Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Warduke is the badass Boba Fett/Darth Vader knock-off from the D&D toyline of the eighties who re-appeared a while back as a Critical Threat in Dungeon #105. And he'll be getting his own figure in the next D&D minis release, War Drums. As far as the old D&D toys go my heart will always belong to Zarak, the evil half-orc assassin. But Warduke was hella cool too.

"Man, is there anything Jeff CAN'T do when it comes to gaming? This guy is like a critical 20 every roll. Jeff can bite the heads offa five game geeks, including their sorry-ass DM, and spit 'em into a large duffel bag ONE AT A TIME!...that's just the kind of messed up bastard he is! You think yer a gamer, punk? Well..do ya? Jeff will depants your weasel-ass right in front of your grandma."