Whoa, you have had your stopwatch running before iPods even existed... And you sound a lot younger... I mean, this must have been running for almost 1000 years, and the oldest human in the world is 200+ (Not counting God)... Hmmm... Fake (:

How exactly are you getting 524,3644,480 minutes (roughly 996 years)? I'm getting a slightly lower 21,848,565 minutes, still a very large amount considering it's over 41 years. (Which, in fact, is longer than the iPod has existed.) Either this record is coming from the future or I am massively confused.