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Staying motivated is tough. You’re busy and tired. Going to the gym is time-consuming and there are a million other things that need to get done. Sure, you could wake up early and go…but you are so, so very tired. You could run a few miles, but it’s still cold out. Plus, you’re trying…

Farting is funny. I don’t know if it’s the noise or the smell or just the fact that it comes out of your butt. All I know is that I will never stop laughing at a good rip. Penny knows they’re funny. But, even at the tender age of four,…

Kids: They’re Just Like Us! I’m not quite sure what wins out in the battle of nature vs. nurture but, one way or the other, kids are a product of their parents. They look like us, talk like us, and they share many of our little quirks. Allie and I have many things…

I’ve been wanting to do a P90X or Insanity workout for years. Whenever I was awake at 3:00 a.m., trying to get a baby back to sleep, I’d have a hard time avoiding those commercials. Even though I’d seen each one 1000 times and had real shows DVRd, I watched them like they were one of my favorite…

Her Apology “I have to apologize,” my wife said to me after we put the kids to bed. Now, anyone who knows me knows I have the world’s worst memory. I racked my brain. What was she apologizing for? Maybe I should be mad. I’m pretty sure I’m not. I…

After seven years of marriage and fifteen years together, it’s important for my wife and I to keep things fresh and interesting. Good god, no, I’m not talking about in the bedroom. I mean, yes, that’s important. But if I ever want to have any fun in there again, I will…