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Pirate Story:

What is Piracy and what is Pirate Haven? Despite what Johnny Depp thinks, pirates were not the rock stars of the 18th century, but Pirate Haven members certainly are the rock stars of Bots 4! Pirates have wreaked havoc in waters worldwide since people first began sailing the seas. In Bots 4, as soon as we established Pirate Haven as our home base we wreaked havoc by plundering the weak and hapless of their energy. As time marches on, the fictional accounts of the common sea robber has created a romantic illusion of a pirate's life. Here in Bots 4 we are just plain old awesome and we don’t care what ye think! Pirate Haven is a place where pirates have the goal of raping and pillaging energy from as many weak and inferior whore bots as possible. Even though piracy dates back as far as ancient Greece it still exists today in some parts of the world. In fact, Bots 4 recently saw the return of the most infamous pirates to ever set sail in the game such as Blackbeard and his crew. Modern day pirates attack container ships, tanker ships, and sometimes even cruise ships in the seas near some of the most well known ports in the world. Pirate Haven pirates just attack weak and pitiful whores in order to beat the sh!t out of them. They don't just attack one time, they attack many times. After taking all of the energy the pirates leave to come back the next day to do it all over again. The evil Pirate Haven pirates will continue to roam the vast seas of Bots 4 for as long as necessary raping and pillaging as they go. Have a nice day and don’t let the energy drain out of ye whores... Arr...

Pirate Quote(s) of the Month:

“Why didn't thee pirate take a bath before takin' a walk on thee plank? Cause he figured he would wash up on shore later matey. Arrrgh... By: – One Anonymous Dumb Arsed Pie-rat.

What's thee worse nightmare fer a pirate goin' on a blind date? Why that be a sunken chest and no booty. A Very Famous Quote By: - Captain Poop-a-less

Always be ye self, unless ye be an ignorant escapist that changes clan owner every 5 minutes, then ye be an Ignoramus. Arrgh... Famous quote by: – Cap'n Stupid Beard