Paroles de Corn dogs

We both liked corn dogs at the startWe once shared pastries from the cartI know that low cholesterol is good for my heartBut these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apartWhen we were young we shared a common tongueWe ate and ate and ate and ate and never gained a bit of weightBut the years have changed our attitudes 'bout what is fit to eatYou've become a lacto-vegetarian and i'm still into red meatWe both liked corn dogs at the startWe once shared pastries from the cartI know that low cholesterol is good for my heartBut these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apartI know you feel that sodium will be the death of meAnd caffeine is /poison/...and it's in coffee /and/ in teaBut the birdseed that you'd have me eat would make breakfast a boreAnd please don't tape those calorie charts on every cupboard doorWe once ate ice cream and french friesNow you say that every bit of fat goes straight to your thighsIf you would just enjoy food i'd love you at any sizeCome share some cake with me, you're still skinny...in my eyesOur love could overcome this if only we would tryI'd let you be macrobiotic if you'd let me have some pieI'd even give up bedtime snacks and take up exerciseIf you would be more flexible and try to compromiseWe both liked corn dogs at the startWe once shared pastries from the cartI know that low cholesterol is good for my heartBut these fights over what to eat are tearin' us apart