"If you ant no punk holla we want prenupWE WANT PRENUP! YeahIt's something that you need to have'Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half18 years, 18 yearsAnd on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his"

Yesterday Jessica Simpson tweeted her new baby bump (god I hate that phrase) and I thought, "Great. Another two year pregnancy from Simpson." But then I wake up to find two of America's biggest attention whores are having a baby? Get ready for Kim's new series focusing on her pregnancy, the birthing special, then a series following this kid as it grows up. Now I'm wondering why the Kardashians don't have their own magazine?

ToxicMunkee:Yesterday Jessica Simpson tweeted her new baby bump (god I hate that phrase) and I thought, "Great. Another two year pregnancy from Simpson." But then I wake up to find two of America's biggest attention whores are having a baby? Get ready for Kim's new series focusing on her pregnancy, the birthing special, then a series following this kid as it grows up. Now I'm wondering why the Kardashians don't have their own magazine?

I may want to kill myself.

Brace yourself, things like these could come in threes. Oh maybe we get lucky and Snooki's kid was the first of this trifecta and we cut our losses.

I'm hoping her figure never recovers, so we can finally see what she has to offer the world besides bland, deadeyed facial expressions and blatantly-posed-but-allegedly-candid photos of her getting in and out of limousines.

So this is her revenge for Kate Middleton returning the clothes and stuff she sent her. If KK is 12 weeks, the two of them will be due close together and she wants to divert attention from the Royal babby.

Adam Kardashian West. It will be like every Roland Emmerich movie sequence but for real. The baby will be ejected from the room sized pulsating womb. The doctor's eyes will widen in terror and a nurse will faint. Cut to blood splattering around the glass walls while the agonal shrieks pierce the air. Kanye, covered in warm pina colada smelling vernix will drop to his knees and slowly begin to chew the glitter encrusted placenta. The baby will not cry or move. It will slowly rise to its feet and cut its own umbilical cord with scissors made of octupus bone and 14 karat gold. As it smiles and begins to dress itself in a five button pin strip Hermes linen suit, Kanye mumbles, 'Welcome to earf.' The white house explodes.

If you stop paying attention, they will go away. It's not as if KK has ever produced anything of value to anyone, and KW is just one of many one hit wonders who's outlasted his abilities. Neither will be missed.

lovefirststool:Adam Kardashian West. It will be like every Roland Emmerich movie sequence but for real. The baby will be ejected from the room sized pulsating womb. The doctor's eyes will widen in terror and a nurse will faint. Cut to blood splattering around the glass walls while the agonal shrieks pierce the air. Kanye, covered in warm pina colada smelling vernix will drop to his knees and slowly begin to chew the glitter encrusted placenta. The baby will not cry or move. It will slowly rise to its feet and cut its own umbilical cord with scissors made of octupus bone and 14 karat gold. As it smiles and begins to dress itself in a five button pin strip Hermes linen suit, Kanye mumbles, 'Welcome to earf.' The white house explodes.