Prude Australians Try to Ban Small Boobs and Female Ejaculation in Porn

Conservative Australian politicians are waging a War on Smut via pornography censor laws. Their latest uphill battle: A proposed ban on small boobs (which attract pedophiles) and squirting (which grosses them out).

"It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator's actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late," says an advocate for the Australian Sex Party. Unintended consequence of the War on Smut: creation of oppositional "Sex Party." All we need now is a good "Down Under" pun...

Obviously, the proposed ban would not reduce smut so much as codify an arbitrary set of female sexual ideals, which is a terrible idea for many reasons, not least of which is: Gross, why is my senator weighing in on this? Unless you're into that, of course. [Register] [Pic segundos.com.br's Flickr]