Three MINUTES? Most street cars (including street Miatas) can lap Laguna Seca in under two minutes. Lapping Laguna Seca at around 4:30 would mean you’re literally averaging about 30 mph around the track. Even bog standard street cars can take the slowest parts of the circuit at speeds faster than 30 mph. Maybe you…

(Full disclosure: I was Porsche’s guest for the Nürburgring 24 Hours weekend, and they paid for lodging, travel and food over the trip. Unfortunately, they did not let me hoon this car. I asked. I got rejected﻿