Tuesday, 19 October 2010

the path...

"The path of the tub loving man is beset on all sides by the vagaries of the track and the tyranny of fellow competitors. Blessed is he, who in the name of speed and good traction, shepherds his tubs through the singletrack and roots, for he is truly the master of low pressure and the finder of the best line. And I will strike down upon thee with great indignity and much muttering, those who would attempt to ridicule and disrespect my tubs. And you will know my name is crossjunkie when I glue my tubs on your wheels."

2 comments:

You're building a brand here. If only there was a viable business opportunity in glueing on tubs. You'd then be in line to benefit from "the most entrepreneurial phase this country has ever seen"... ahem. I'll get my coat. (...At least three coats... with the last one being really sticky when you put it on the rim etc. etc. ...)