Tuesday, November 07, 2006

git yer asses out there and vote....and orgasm

Wow! What a shocker! (And when I say "shocker" I mean "ho hum...who didn't see THIS coming?") Britney Spearshas filed for DIVORCE from K Fed. Hard to believe she'd let that hunka man get away, huh? I can't believe she was smart enough to insist on a prenup! Brit is asking for total custody of da little Federlines, but is willing to give him generous custody visitation. Good for her. She lost even more dead weight....

A few more reasons for you guys to get out there and have an orgasm:"In one of the most credible studies tracking overall health with sexual frequency, the mortality of roughly 1,000 middle-aged menwas tracked over the course of a decade. Men who reported the highest frequency of orgasm experienced half the death rate.Other studies have correlated frequency of sex with, among other benefits:* An improved sense of smell* A reduced risk of heart disease* Weight loss and overall fitness* Reduced depression* Pain relief* Less-frequent colds and flu* Better bladder control"In all fairness, we haven't heard from the dead guys...

The one commercial I see for the Army is so convincing I find myself wanting to join.Too damn bad I have a dreaded fear of getting killed. And of physical fitness.

I have to roll my eyes every time I see the GlaxoSmithKline commercial for the bird flu. The chick tells us that they are rushing to find a cure.Pardon my skepticism, but when they can't even remotely find "cures" for diseases like cancer or leukemia or diabetes, diseasesthat have been around for a long time, I have a difficult time believing they're going to do any better with the bird flu.

I am NOT a Will Farrell movie fan. Guys like him and Jim Carey go overboard and end up being more annoying IMHO.But Stranger Than Fiction looks like it could be a very fun movie.