I can see The Oprah has no qualms about showing off her Phat Ass... tho it looks like she's about halfway off the wagon again. Peloski's teats are looking a bit saggy- was this shot taken before her Bosomba-Boomba Implants? And I believe I see the source of Olbermann's lady troubles- he has no twig and berries... too much time playing Hardball with Matthews?

At least this was his trademark progressive pickup line in one of our earlier stories.

Sorry for my belated arrival. As a Roman saying goes, "Sero venientibus ossa": the bones for those who come late. Wait, let me rephrase that... If I remember my Latin, "sero" is pronounced as "zero," so it has something to do with Mr. O after all.

Somewhere there in the crowd must be Mel Brooks with his line, "first served first come."

Georgy Porgy is behind the bench where Princess Michelle and Dear Leader are lying and seated respectively. And he's on the floor playing a game of Progressive Tiddley Winks with himself. That's why you can't see him. In Progressive Tiddley Winks all the chips are either green or red, and once all chips of one color land in the little cup in the center of the board, it means that the ultimate goal of socialism has been achieved by a green revolution or red revolution (depending on the color).

Maksim, does this mean I have to give you another "Beet of the Week"? I'm beginning to think you're gaming the system, but then I suppose that's what a good Prog should do. After all, the more Beets of the Week I hand out, the more funding we get for Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Program. In which case . . .

And if your mother can find a blank space on her car by now . . .

OK, something really freaky has happened here. When I clicked on the above clip arts to post them here, they didn't show up in the comment box, but instead showed up in some empty space at the top of the webpage. I had to copy and paste them from there to here.

Pinkie - in the new Cube 2.0 version (disclosed by Maksim) posting clip art will no longer require a shovel.

WHAT?!!?

You're going to eliminate MY SHOVEL? Don't you know my shovel is one of The Party's many Third Rails? A national treasure that's improved the lives of millions?

What's next? The privatization of Beet of the Week? Do you mean to sacrifice it on the altar of corporate sponsorship just to shave a few million bucks off our budget?

I've had to walk by in front of the TV during enough NFL football games to know precisely what that's all about: The game is played in Verizon Wireless Memorial Stadium, the kickoff is brought to you by Budweiser Lite Beer, while Domino's Pizza presents the Halftime Scoreboard.

I can see it now: Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award will now become, "The Beet of the Week Award, Brought to You by the Playtex 18-Hour Girdle!" Do you think Maksim or anyone else is going to want the award then? What are BOTW recipients going to do with a bunch of free girdles?

Because you know part of the award will require them to wear the girdles.

I like the comments among all the "RAAAAACIST!" and "STUUUUUPID!" screams that say "We should have done this when Bush was in office," and another that says they ought to do it now anyway. I really would like the one who sniffed that the racism was so easy to deconstruct would explain how....

Like always you know how to things, even when it doesn't involve killing thousands of your own citizens !

By the way, went I was in stage in Cuba, Camarada Che used to reeducate (torture & shoot in the head ) alternatively oriented persons, if Barney Frank around by then He could have helped by teaching them the only Party Approved pratice : P F = Progressive Fisting !

Like always you know how to things, even when it doesn't involve killing thousands of your own citizens !

By the way, went I was in stage in Cuba, Camarada Che used to reeducate (torture & shoot in the head ) alternatively oriented persons, if Barney Frank around by then He could have helped by teaching them the only Party Approved pratice : P F = Progressive Fisting !

All hail camaradas !

Ah yes, that damn Che (spit spit) turns out he was just another bourgeoisie capitalist pig and exploited workers so he could sell those damn ugly Tshirts.

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It looks like the "Present-dent's" Stimulus Package is smaller than advertised! Perhaps this is the explanation for Mike O'Bama's chronic depression?

Publius

Ah! But he is simply waiting for inflation to come along.

By deflation of currency The One attains HIS Holy Gor-E-AL's goals perhaps..... what scares me is what is going to happen to foreshadow His One's acorned re-creation to a 2nd Term! I'm Cock-Eyed and watching ........T.

As a sick, bible toting, gun clinging, conservative right wing wacko racist government approved terrorist, I approve of Superkommissar Maxism's artistic rendition of the love and compassion our elected leaders have for themselves.

I like the comments among all the "RAAAAACIST!" and "STUUUUUPID!" screams that say "We should have done this when Bush was in office," and another that says they ought to do it now anyway. I really would like the one who sniffed that the racism was so easy to deconstruct would explain how....

Comrade Betinov, If I may humbly quote myself from many years ago when The People didn't understand, but have so de-evolvedregressed progressed enough today with:

Pinkie - in the new Cube 2.0 version (disclosed by Maksim) posting clip art will no longer require a shovel.

WHAT?!!?

You're going to eliminate MY SHOVEL? Don't you know my shovel is one of The Party's many Third Rails? A national treasure that's improved the lives of millions?

What's next? The privatization of Beet of the Week? Do you mean to sacrifice it on the altar of corporate sponsorship just to shave a few million bucks off our budget?

I've had to walk by in front of the TV during enough NFL football games to know precisely what that's all about: The game is played in Verizon Wireless Memorial Stadium, the kickoff is brought to you by Budweiser Lite Beer, while Domino's Pizza presents the Halftime Scoreboard.

I can see it now: Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award will now become, "The Beet of the Week Award, Brought to You by the Playtex 18-Hour Girdle!" Do you think Maksim or anyone else is going to want the award then? What are BOTW recipients going to do with a bunch of free girdles?

Because you know part of the award will require them to wear the girdles.

I'm with you Commis Pinkie, Just say NO Way to NO Girdle. What do they think this is? Berlin, 1932? Next they'll be demanding we wear brassieres. Keep your 'shovel handy ready'.... we might need it.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand