The War on Christmas

Who else is looking forward to Fox News and the religious right proclaiming liberals are waging the war on Christmas while denying the very obvious war on women?

Also how exactly are we warring on Christmas? I mean its more of a secular holiday anyway and if we're going to be true to the root of Christams we should be getting dru k, giving gifts and having tons of deliciously nasty gay sex.

Santa Clause is not a religious figure nor is Rudolf the red nose reindeer nor is Frosty the Snowman or Jack Frost. There are enough different figures or icons for a season that ends the year that everyone can celebrate what ever they want.

In the days before Thanksgiving, Fox filled its shows with dire, sometimes terrifying segments about all the threats surrounding the merriest season of the year. There’s the eradication of free speech by atheist “loons,” the possibility of choking on our food, the diseases spread on airplanes, and the endless depression that comes from Christmas commercials.

If we even make it to Christmas, that is. Fox’s morning man Bill Hemmer charted the possibility that the “apocalypse” would arrive on Dec. 22, and just how sad it will be when we all get wiped out, leaving all those unopened presents under the tree.

So, sit back and take in the best of Fox’s holiday doom and gloom. And as you endure the season, take a moment to think of all those over at Fox News, who clearly need a little cheering up.