J.LO'S RUMP IS SO LAST YEAR

Jennifer Lopez got awful reviews for "Gigli." Her fiance Ben Affleck hit the road. And now the worst news of all: No one wants her beefy bum.

A year ago, the diva's doughy derriere was all the rage in plastic surgery clinics, where flat-bottomed girls were flocking to get butt implants in an attempt to replicate Jennifer Lopez's ample rear end.

Friends, what a difference a year makes!

Dr. Richard Fleming, codirector of the Beverly Hills Institute of Aesthetic and Reconstructive Surgery, told Planet Tab: "Hollywood thrives on youthfulness and influences how people all over the world judge beauty. And we're always surprised by our patients' top picks of celebrity features.

"Jennifer Lopez's lips are still considered appealing, but last year everyone wanted her butt - which now, no one ever asks for. That was last year's look.

"While a huge percentage of patients want to look like the strong 'classic beauties,' such as Catherine Zeta- Jones and Charlize Theron, there are always those who request to look like the celebrities who might not be classic beauties, but are hot at the moment."

Currently, the most requested face and body features come from an array of Hollywood hotties of various looks and age groups, according to Dr. Fleming.