I mean, think about it, dawg,\nthe real story of Pocahontas\nis about a bunch of white boys\nwho come to my land,\nbribe the corrupt indian chief,\nkill off all the warriors\nand fuck the indian princess silly.

OK folks, a little lesson in animal behavior and health. First, racoons are curious and friendly and will often interact w/ people if approached gently. Second, you can only get rabies from a bite. Third, rabbid animals are not friendly.