Launch a Cock at Your Girlfriend

by Reverend_DangerSeptember 25, 2008 at 1:57PM
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It’s most effective when stretched nearly to its breaking point.Grasp the base firmly with your dominant hand while securing the head with your remaining digits. Stretch it out to its maximum length, then let loose a projectile of tingly delight. And it only costs $10. It used to be you had to go to Tijuana to get that kind of action.

As the rooster flies across the room you’ll hear him cry 'Cock-A-Doodle-Doo'. Absurd to say the least, the soft bodied rooster will make the grumpiest person smile and doesn’t need batteries because they’re already included.