Oblivion

1. Its from Full Moon Entertainments heyday of straight-to-video fare. 2. Whens the last time you saw Siamese twin poker players, identical right down to the eye patch? 3. Andrew Divoff (Wishmaster) plays dual roles, including the lead villain, a reptilian green guy named Redeye.4. Julie Newmar portrays a madam, but basically does it as she did Catwoman on the Batman TV series of the 1960s.5. That silver-eyed Meg Foster (They Live) essays the role of a cyborg cop with a Peter Pan cut.6. Giant stop-motion scorpions.7. Theres a frog-like creature with fangs who oversees an arm-wrestling match, in which he snacks on the throat of the loser. Thems high stakes!8. The sidekick is Buteo (Jimmie F. Skaggs, Cutthroat Island) an Indian with a gold headband who says things like, Ancient Native tactic: Run like hell.9. Issac Hayes.10. Carel Struckyen.11. George Takei overacts more than William Shatner ever did.12. Musetta Vanders barely there black-leather getup. 13. Seriously, her costume  as it were  really deserves one more mention.14. The end-credit promise of TO BE CONTINUED. (Why no double-feature disc with Oblivion 2: Backlash, Shout! Factory?)15. Did I mention the giant stop-motion scorpions? 16. Its about cowboys and aliens. And theres no way this summers Cowboys & Aliens with Daniel Craig and Harrison Ford will be more fun than this, is there? Rod Lott