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People who use a toilet without leaving it in a decent state. In the absence of a good and honest reason, should these people be allowed to call themselves adults? No, I don't think that they should be.

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I once spent spent an evening, alone in the toilet cubicle of a night club, lying on the floor which was already soaked in other people's wee, vomiting every so often. What a pleasant night's dancing that was.

Hungover in Milk bar in Barcelona on the Sunday morning after a 4 day bender I went to use the loo and OF COURSE it wouldn't flush. Of course. After 4 days of doing nothing but drinking you can imagine the state I left it in. When I came out there was a queue of people waiting to use it so I went back to my boyfriend and said very quickly WE NEED TO GO NOW NOW NOW!!!

i spent a vert large proportion of my day doing this, and having to open the door and do a little dance when the light went off, so that no one would walk in, see the light go on, and then notice me being there

But since we got a load of IT contractors in from an unspecified foreign land the toilets on that floor are every day blocked up with hideous quantities of filthy toilet paper, the seats and bowls splattered with effluent, and the toilet paper hung in an improper overhand fashion.

but there's a freelancer that works here that exclusively comes in around 4pm to use the printer and, evidently, to destroy the communal toilet bowl. And I mean, mess it right up. Often doesn't flush, always leaves skid marks, occasionally even forgets to turn the tap off.

Which would be bad enough, except that he leaves at 5.45pm without fail to catch a train and the cleaning girl comes in at 6pm and so isn't aware of his existence, meaning I'm generally the only one left on the floor when she's heading in there to clean it. On the times when I remember I go in there and sort things out, open the window etc to avoid carrying the can for his animal behaviour. It's a disgraceful state of affairs

And the state people left the toilets in was appalling. Would often have to go two floors to find one not clogged with shit.

Once walked into the bogs to see the CEO, red faced, furiously opening each door to see each much chugged with shite than the last. He looked at me, trembling with rage "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE WHO WORK HERE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

We are constantly having floods in the Gents Urinals to which we cannot explain why. This puts the urinals out of action and causes inconvenience to all of you by using other urinals/toilets on the floor – queues etc.

Can you please NOT put anything down the urinals (paper, chewing gum etc) as these items block the urinals and can cause an overflow. In addition we are constantly finding paper and chewing gum down the sink holes in the disabled toilets which means that we have to put the disabled toilets out of action and again inconvenience to all.

Emerging naked from the showers in the gym changing room- fine
Being naked in the gym changing room- fine
Using the urinals in the gym changing room while naked- NO
Emerging naked from a gym changing room cubicle- NO

I know there's only about three inches separating the toilet area of the changing room from the general changing room area, but I strongly feel etiquette between the two differs greatly.

and they've had an ongoing problem with a "phantom shitter" for well over a year now, some cunt keeps shitting in the staff lift and has on a few occasions taken to smearing the word "SHITE", in shite naturally, over the walls of the gents

Someone had decided to dump a whole loaf of bread in the (communal) urinal. Everyone then decided to play a game of "Piss on the Bread", which left green doughy bread blocking the plug. With predicatble results.

and there was a full shit right next to the toilet.
they had got to the toilet area, gone into the cubicle, and decided to mkae a deposit on the floor instead of the toilet.
wasn't even diarrhea, it was a proper solid.

i did a great shit. big and proud, and when i went to wipe, turned out is a clean one, straight out. jubilant at having just put the first piece of paper down there and it coming back clean, i chucked it in the waste paper basket, i trotted off and about my day.

My dad then walked in, saw a big turd (not sure if i forgot to flush or if the flush was ineffective) and started screaming at me for not wiping my arse. We had guests at the time. It was fucking awful, and for some reason i didn't feel like explaining about how it was a clean one.