Last night, RuPaul's Drag Race returned with season four and a brand new flock of queens. Ones to watch: The macabre Sharon Needles, who has a "meth look" and a Tammy Faye Bakker tattoo and spit up fake blood on the runway; Kenya Michaels, a diminutive diva with a stunningly beautiful face some queens deem "fishy" — aka too girly; and Jiggly Caliente, the "Asian plus-size Barbie" with swagger. The theme of the episode was "Rupocalypse," and there were guest appearances by drag zombies, Elvira and Shangela, among others. The photo challenge was an homage to Alexander McQueen, and the runway show — as seen above — was "post-apocalyptic couture." Or as Lashauwn Beyond called it, "post apopkalakic."

Jiggly Caliente and Alisa Summers had to lipsync for their lives to "toxic" by Britney Spears; Jiggly tore up the stage! Alisa had to sashay away. All in all, it was a fantastic start to the new season. One line that made me laugh so hard? "She went from looking like Aretha Franklin to Biggie Smalls." OMFG I am so glad this show is back.