munchies.vice.com – When her daughter asked for a box of ‘smiley face’ pasta, the 24-year-old mom didn’t notice that they were, uh, penis-shaped until it was too late.

Parenting can be tough, unsparing work (just conjecture here—I’m not a parent!), so I really feel for poor Rebecca Brett. The 24-year-old Dunstable, UK resident claimed in a now-viral Facebook post from this past Saturday that she went down to her local supermarket with her three-year-old daughter Ava in tow.

Ava over here allegedly “begged for some ‘smiley face’ pasta” she saw in one of the aisles. So Brett bought this pasta without giving it a close look and cooked up a batch, feeding it to Ava and her 7-month old daughter for lunch.

That’s precisely when she realized this pasta wasn’t shaped like a smiley face at all. It was shaped like, uh, a penis! I mean, look at this freakin’ pork sword:

Photo via Facebook.

That’s certainly a schlong. Yes, sir. No denying it. Testicles, the head—it’s all there. A real member to remember.

Screengrab via Facebook.

“Thought it looked a bit odd, re-looked at the bag and IT’S ONLY BLOODY PENIS PASTA😩,” Brett wrote on Facebook. “How could I not even realise even while cooking it?! So my 3 year old and 7 month old are currently sat eating a bowl of dicks for their lunch.”

To Brett’s surprise but likely no one else’s, this flub went viral. 188,000 shares! 175,000 comments! And that’s just as of Tuesday afternoon!

I mean mistakes happen, we all know this. I will say though how did the mother grab these penis pastas and not recognize that until after it was cooked. Like you had to get it ringed up, checked out (whoever working the register was probably confused as hell) and had to grab and open the box to cook it…after all that you still had to pour them in a bowl…and at no point and time did you notice that these were dick pastas?! This is just a case of some impressive lack of awareness.

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Lauren is a South Jersey native, a sports enthusiast, music lover and a professional foodie/beer critic in his own mind. He has been on a life long journey to discover the perfect cheeseburger and and won’t stop until he finds it.
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