# 17438 Obama promised change.If we are lucky we will have a few pennies from every dollar earned, thats the change we get. makes me wanna get up every day and go to work knowing I am funding health care for the lazy Americans who wont work. Only in America, WOW!

# 72014 A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known