Dodger's got a Cuban, Asia counters with a gorilla. Baseball is all about diversity..but..I'd choose the Cuban "Missle-Crisis" over a banana connoisseur to get my team through October. Plus, as we all could clearly see haha, the ape possessed no opposite-field power...thus, giving us something similar to a slightly more plump and slightly less emotional David Ortiz from the right side of the plate.