Snooki Hosted a Pool Party

Taking the old adage of surrounding yourself with women less attractive than you to a whole new extreme, Snooki hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas over the weekend where her bikini fought a losing battle with her ass, leaving nothing but death and carnage in its wake. Nuclear scientists are looking at these right now and wondering how radiation from Japan spread so quickly. “This can’t be right, and yet there’s Gamera eating that poor woman’s swimsuit. No, no, it’s too soon!”

The hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius), or hippo, from the ancient Greek for “river horse” (ἱπποπόταμος), is a large, mostly herbivorous mammal in sub-Saharan Africa, and one of only two extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the other is the Pygmy Hippopotamus.) The hippopotamus is the third largest land animal (after the elephant and the white rhinoceros) and the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

Is she serious with this? She is HUGE. I am a size zero and I would still not wear a full on bikini in public. How humiliating are these photos? Do these people not realize they are making asses of themselves? Gross, this is so trashy and people actually like these low class people.

oh please, come on, not everybody has to be overly obsessed with their weight! If she’s happy with her body and can be proud of who she is without being a size zero- kudos to her. You should be jealous of the confidence she has that you’re lacking, rather than being disgusted.

Self reflection is not a liability, it’s a internal “spell-check” built in to prevent this sort of ass-clownery. Just because somebody doesn’t have self doubts doesn’t mean they aren’t a piece of shit, it usually means the opposite.