Today, young JB and I return to the abyss and bear witness to the atrocity that is a newish movie in the Amityville franchise. Do you remember that time you and your buddy went to that bar and spent all of your money and then had to go clean up some guy’s beer-puke for a free pitcher of beer?? Is this worse than that? Click the sorry looking pic below to find out!

I don’t get as many people coming by here as I used to – but – for the four of you who still do, you may remember when JB (Zoë) and I tackled entire movie franchises. Due to certain betrothals and changes of employment, we let one slip off of our radar BUT – 13 months later……… we’re fucking back!!! And this movie fucking sucked!! Click the poster above to witness how our suffering ends! And don’t worry, there’s free […]

This is it!!!! The end of the line!!!!! Today our project ends and we move on to other things! Is it bittersweet??? Do we shed tears of joy or sadness? Do we embrace each other in fond farewell or leave pissed??? Click the poster above to find out!!! Since this is ending and the summer approaches – do we still want to do Shitfest in July?? I’m all for it but it takes contributions from YOU to make it work!! […]

*NSFW NSFW* WOOO HOOOOO!!! It’s Friday and we get to look at something GOOD for a change!! Join us as we take a very serious and detailed look at the 2005 remake with Ryan Reynolds and Melissa George. The GIF below doesn’t happen in this movie but how could I NOT post that??? (I really liked this move BTW) Click the poster! On another note – if you care – look for maybe another post this afternoon (U.S. time). I […]

HAPPY FRIDAY!!! Happy May!! It’s Amityville 7 time…. Do we yell “Mayday” and give up on the ship??? Do we press on and finish up this shit franchise??? Does the woman in the grainy still below get her tits out??? Does anyone wear overalls without a shirt??? Does anyone eat turkey??? Only we know so you’ll have to click the poster above to find out!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

It’s Friday! Let’s do this shit!! Click the poster above to see just what the fuck is going on on that train set!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! #hauntedorgasm Hey!! Look for a special second post from me later today if you feel like it : )

Another happy Friday!!! Today we discuss the terrible Amityville 5 movie – a movie filled with Canadians, corrupt priests and a man you will absolutely hate within five seconds of seeing him onscreen! Want to know what the image below is all about?? Just click on that fucking terrible poster above!

It would be a lie to tell you that this movie is good, because it’s not. It’s shit. It’s an awful made-for-American-TV movie that is so PG it’s almost a kid’s film. It’s also got Patty Duke way after her prime and the plot revolves around a fucking possessed LAMP. But – when JB and I watched this at the same time, we were able to have a bunch of good laughs so I reflect on this movie as a […]

Well, I may have fibbed a little bit – it’s probably not a “turd” monster but it looks like shit and probably stinks. Click the poster above and head on over to Zoe’s site to see our thoughts on what Roger Ebert once called “More unpleasant than the odor coming from my sweaty butt cleave.” * * He might not have said that