Influencier Alert: Extra Security Added To Vault

INFLUENCIER ALERT: The collection of Limited Edition Collector’s Shares under THE INFLUENCIER‘s control continues to grow with the recent addition of the 10,00th share of Robert Wright, or as he is more commonly known, the dastardly evil (e)DREVIL. Little is known about this menacing misanthrope, other than he is reportedly a member of the DeathEaters Community on Empire Avenue. Rumor has it that he and his henchman are using their influence on Empire Avenue to amass wealth and power to build some sort of empire. When asked what kind of empire he plans on building, (e)DREVIL simply replied,

Due the extremely dangerous nature of (e)DREVIL and to ensure the safety and security of all of the holdings within THE VAULT, extra precautions have been taken. While the total extent of which additional security protocols have been enacted cannot be discussed, THE INFLUENCIER does feel comfortable in revealing the following, in the hopes of discouraging any attempts to breach the integrity of THE VAULT.

ADDITIONAL (BUT NOT ALL) VAULT SECURITY MEASURES

Shark-mounted Lasers

Laser-guided Attack Monkeys

Laser-guided Attack Monkeys mounted to lasers that are mounted to Sharks.

Awesome. Seems like the kitten would totally distract the ruffians while the sharks and monkeys and shark-mounted monkeys aim their lasers.

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