The grocery-getting Porsche Cayenne is one of Porsche's most popular models ever and, because of this, a heavy target for customization. Strange customization. Our look at the ten ugliest custom Porsche Cayennes below.

Despite being mean, fast creampuffs, these over-tuned SUVs suffer from bad paint jobs, questionable materials, unruly body kits or some mixture of all the above. Click "next" to see what the world of spicy tuned Cayennes has to offer.

10.) TECHART CayenneCountry Of Origin: SwitzerlandTheme: Cheshire CatWhat Makes It Awful: The body kit on this Cayenne makes the lumbering wagon look more like a DTM machine — albeit one with a giant, stupid grin and mascara.

You say you can't afford the full monty of TechArt's Magnum package? (Dr. Freud call the…
Read more Read more

9.) Edo CompetitionCountry Of Origin: GermanyTheme: School BusWhat Makes It Awful: We're not sure where the idea for combining a school bus with the Porsche Cayenne came from, but at least the underlying vehicle is quick enough to outrun the ugly.

Generally speaking, black-and-orange color schemes should be confined to coal fires and plastic…
Read more Read more

8.) Status Design Porsche CayenneCountry Of Origin: RussiaTheme: First Generation CylonWhat Makes It Awful: In addition to looking like some sort of scary cyber bug, the Russian company takes the already questionable Porsche Cayenne dimensions and adds two sets of scoops and a set if wings.

Status Design isn't the first tuner to mangle the otherwise mildly unattractive Porsche…
Read more Read more

7.) RUF DakaraCountry Of Origin: GermanyTheme: Porsche 911What Makes It Awful: Despite being a sales success, many Porschephiles feel the Cayenne is not truly a Porsche. For them, RUF has added the 993 911-style headlights to create a more Porsche-like look. It makes us think less of a Porsche and more of this dream we had involving us being mowed down by an angry dragonfly.

Here's something you don't see often: a tuner car more faithful to a brand image than the …
Read more Read more

6.) BYD T6Country Of Origin: ChinaTheme: Chinese CloneWhat Makes It Awful: The Porsche Cayenne is popular around the world, but not everyone can afford one. Thus the BYD T6, a Chinese knockoff, is similar to the Porsche but offers only the power of a tiny 2.0-liter fourbanger.

BYD has apparently caught on that the Porsche Cayenne is a big hit in China. They're readying…
Read more Read more

5.) HAMANN CycloneCountry Of Origin: GermanyTheme: SnakeskinWhat Makes It Awful: As if the M5-type front end wasn't strange enough on the big SUV, when you get on the inside many of the surfaces have been refinished with snakeskin. Seriously. We want these monkey fighting snakes off this monday-to-friday Porsche!

We'd say this new Porsche Cayenne was to die for, but then it turns out there are people…
Read more Read more

4.) SpeedART Titan BTR 550Country Of Origin: GermanyTheme: Autobahn BeefsterWhat Makes It Awful: All efforts Porsche took to create a svelte SUV are thrown out window and what's left is an SUV that looks beefier than a Jersey heifer.

The Mansory Chopster used to be a Porsche Cayenne, but there's not much left after a new…
Read more Read more

2.) The TourayenneCountry Of Origin: RussiaTheme: Yellow SubmarineWhat Makes It Awful: We've yet to determine if this is a Porsche Cayenne or the similarly-platformed VW Touareg with some Porsche upgrades. Either way, it's a nightmare one-off with garish yellow paint and an escape hatch out back.

We've seen questionable Porsche Cayennes out of Ruskie tuning shops before, but this one takes …
Read more Read more

1.) DC Design Two-Door CayenneCountry Of Origin: IndiaTheme: Hot HatchWhat Makes It Awful: From the strange creasing around the body to the missing set of doors, this three-door Porsche makes us feel much better about the five-door Cayenne.