Adventure Travel

CANYONEERING: THE SEVEN TEACUPS

by John Hart

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INTRODUCTION

The Seven Teacups is a short canyon in the Eastern Sierras of
Southern California, a couple hundred miles north of LA and about 10 miles north
of
Kernville. It is a stunt kayak route done by extremely adventurous
practitioners of that sport in periods of heavy runoff. Later in the
season, in lower water, it is a spectacular gorge to descend, not only
for its beauty, but for the varied styles and techniques used to get
through: jumps, water-slides, rock-slides, raps, swimming through arches,
etc. Rich Carlson of the American
Canyoneering Association organized a canyoneering rendezvous here in
mid-July. There was time to practice some swift-water techniques in the Kern
river, but the highlight was descending The Teacups. This trip was led by
local outdoor enthusiasts Kevin and Genevieve who established the route. The nine of us
who went had a fabulous time. Below are pictures and a few tales.

THE SETTING

Dry Meadow Creek cuts through the north wall of the Kern river
in a marvelous cascade. Dropping several hundred feet in a short distance, the upper section features a set of seven (or more if you count the
little ones to the sides) interconnected potholes that can be run by kayakers in big
water. Below these 7 large pools are some relatively big drops that cannot
be boated. This is an ideal venue for canyoneering, in which many
different techniques can be used to negotiate the obstacles. Good Fun!

METHODS OF DESCENT

JUMPS

Since Kevin had recently been down and checked the big potholes
for obstacles, we had a great time making carefree leaps-of-faith at several
drops. Only a few meters (3, to maybe 6), but enough to get your attention
and illustrate different styles:

RAPPELS

Some potholes were too shallow to jump, or the drop was absurd,
or the would-be landing was full of rocks. There were four short raps,
spectacular nonetheless:

SLIDES

Here was a new one on me. Although I had slid down some
bare-rock chutes into potholes before (Egypt 3 being one place), the angle of
descent and speed of entry was never like this! Some of the pothole
top-lips were slippery and too narrow to walk out or stand on. You
couldn't get good footing for a well controlled long-jump (to clear the ledge
below). Solution = crawl/climb out and slide down the rock-face.

SWIFT-WATER PLAY

Rich was kind enough to share his experience and boldness in
such activities as jumping, floating though class III rapids, setting up and
making guided white-water crossings, etc. The Kern river was ideal:
not too cold, pretty frothy, and with such classic features as "the
whirlpool of death".

A Neat Rendezvous. Many Folks Vowed to Return.

Prologue: At about 1pm on Sunday July 21, 2002, the day the
rendezvous ended, a massive forest fire was ignited about 3 miles SW of the
Seven Teacups near McNally's Store. Purportedly, high speed canyon
drainage winds (which are the norm in the afternoon) swept embers out of an
illegal fire that was being used to cook hot dogs. 100+ degrees out,
windy, dry as could be, why the weiners?? I saw the fire just after it started, with a
big plume of smoke about 1 mile down the road from the Seven T's
trailhead. The plume was huge, rising up to the stratosphere, and
generating its own cirrus and cumulus clouds. The fire burned
over 70,000 acres and came very close to some of the last remaining stands of
2000 year old giant sequoias. That a stupid and careless act should create
such destruction is appalling and sad. In the future it is likely
that rubble from the fire will get swept down into The Teacups, making the
descent difficult and ugly. Real Sad.