Adam Doyle (one of many Warrington's late-90s one season wonders) at stand-off.

Doyle doesn't even qualify as a one-half wonder, never mind one season.

But on a related note, Graham Appo might work as a pint-sized porker across the backline.

I can confirm 30+ less sales for Scotland vs Italy at Workington, after this afternoons test purchase for the Tonga match, £7.50 is extremely reasonable, however a £2.50 'delivery' fee for a walk in purchase is beyond taking the mickey, good luck with that, it's cheaper on the telly.

Being an amateur 15st Second Row I must admit running into 20st+ Props isn't the most enjoyable experience. I'm sure Portsmouth (or maybe Southampton?) have a 22st Prop. Dude is freaking huge! There's footage of me online running into the guy and bouncing backwards off him.

"I've never seen a woman with hairy ears... And I've been to St Helens" - John Bishop