Scottish girl and her kooky family move to the States in 1981. Hilarity ensues. She grows up and marries a nice Jewish boy. Hilarity ensues. They adopt two awesome girls from China. Hilarity ensues. She writes a blog. Hilarity ensues?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Jesse Ventura Makes an Offer

"Give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney, and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders." Fantastic video wherein Jesse recalls his own waterboarding as part of what?--SERE--the U.S. Armed Forces TORTURE resistance program. "It's torture, Larry, it's torture."

Second best line of the video? "We've created our own Hanoi Hilton."

Best line of the video? "I don't have a lot of respect for Dick Cheney. Here's a guy who got five deferments from the Vietnam War. Clearly, he's a coward. He wouldn't go when it was his time to go. And now he is a chicken hawk. Now he is this big tough guy who wants this hardcore policy. And he's the guy that sanctioned all this torture by calling it enhanced interrogation."