A Cushing, Maine, man got five days in jail for assaulting his soon-to-be ex-wife with his penis.

Prosecutors said Fred Thomas, 62, pummeled his estranged spouse, to whom he has been married for 39 years, with his organ when she refused to submit to his demand for sex.

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These gourmands are nuts for turkey testicles.

Hundreds of folks in Huntley, Ill., about an hour west of Chicago, descended on the Parkside Pub for the 30th annual Turkey Testicle Festival last week, to consume 1,200 pounds of the deep-fried morsels.

Beer and live music were also part of the fowl-ball affair, which raises money for local charities.

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The devil you know could be an atheist.

A p.r. campaign in Portland, Ore., aiming to bring atheists into the limelight took a bitter twist when someone painted a pair of devil’s horns on the head of a non-believer featured on an area billboard.

The billboard advertising copy printed next to the man’s picture says: “This is what an atheist looks like.”

The Freedom From Religion Foundation paid for 15 billboards to coincide with its annual convention.