If you find yourself swimming in Scandinavia anytime soon, be warned that the Bro Threat Level has been raised from Dude to Bro!!! Turns out there’s a fish called the pacu—a relative of the piranha—that was recently found in Scandinavia’s Oresund Sound, and it’s a fish that likes to munch men’s testicles. Actually, it’s technically a vegetarian that eats berries and nuts, but apparently it also will occasionally eat... well, nuts. It’s found mostly in South America and, while it’s normally not dangerous, several cases have been reported of men having their testicles bitten off. So, as if we didn’t have enough to worry about, what with the end of men and all, now there’s this. Tough times.