For the most part Mere Orthodoxy is at its least entertaining when it attempts to run with satire. The hits are more notable, by dint of their rarity, than the misses. But sometimes a miss highlights a special opportunity. Evangelicalism of a socially conservative stripe has a long history of alarmism as it is but this particular attempt at satire is special.

Friends,There is an urgent soul-cry from the culture. From our neighbors. This cry has been silenced by the church and ignored by the media.Hepatitis C.
Oh, so would this be a Christian concerned about a literal epidemic of sickness rather than a metaphorical epidemic of otherwise marriageable age males not having sex? Tell me more.

The satire goes along.

...I’ve never heard anyone talk about Hepatitis C in church. Have you? The silence is deafening. The stigma and shame are terrible. The people affected by Hepatitis C are not the people we’re trying to “attract” to our “cool” churches: Drug addicts, old people, and people who share the same dollar bill to snort cocaine. We’d only want people who have their own individual dollar bills to snort cocaine out of clapping along with us in the pew.This is a gospel issue.

Maybe it's because one of the recent sermons at church was about Jesus' willingness to touch and heal lepers but I have my doubts about the effectiveness of writing a satire about Hep C. A few decades ago the assumption that only the sorts of sinners already under God's judgment were getting AIDs led some American Christians to figure it's "not my problem".

Still, it's as someone who was once at Mars Hill and read some of the screeching from the Doug Wilson fanbase about epidemics of singleness that comes to mind.

Not so far from the attempt at satire Mere Orthodoxy can feature fairly predictable laments about the dreadful incremental increase in the age of first marriage.

...As reconstituted by Dewey and his disciples, schools have become more like a social laboratory than a location where individuals are equipped with the skills needed for self-reliant living. Because schools have replaced parents as our culture’s primary organ of child development, we have a culture of diploma-holding twenty-somethings who haven’t actually become adults in any meaningful way.Sasse names eight markers of becoming an adult: moving out, finishing school (for good), holding a full-time job, becoming economically independent, losing one’s virginity, marrying, having children, and forming an independent household. On nearly every measure, the emerging adults that America has produced in the twenty-first century are doing less of these things and doing them later.

Ah, if only that ship of state education had not sailed centuries ago in the United States, right? How powerfully Dabney's warnings have been vindicated. If those kids had just been dumped into the labor market rather than kept in public school in accordance with some dumb old laws they could have already become married, functional adults at fifteen, right?

Of course, Mere Orthodoxy contributors have taken umbrage at the direct correlation between what's now known as the alt-right and racism with the Religious Right.

But the skew is more or less the same skew that the other side traffics in. Whites on the American religious left have an incentive to scapegoat the religious right as the sole owners of a racist legacy. When Mark Driscoll sold his spiel on how he was once a Malthusian he got into how the Malthusian approach could be really racist.

When Driscoll shared reasons to not marry someone who is pro-abortion he talked about how he once held to ideas associated with Malthus.

A History of Political Thought: The Middle AgesWalter UllmanPenguin Booksfirst published 1965ISBN-10: 0140207783ISBN-13: 978-0140207781The continuator of his commentaries on the Politics, his [Thomas Aquinas'] pupil at Paris and later Bishop of Claremont, Peter of Auvergne, struck up quite radical naturalist chords, particularly in connexion with social and economic questions and problems connected with marriage. For instance, he held that, since the State had to be self-sufficient, it was imperative to limit the number of citizens, otherwise poverty would follow. Hence he advocated limitations in the size of families. Aristotle's suggestion of abortion was not endorsed, but in order to avoid over-population he suggested restrictions of procreation between the ages of 37 and 55 with men and 18 to 37 with women, because then fewer children would be born. Beyond these age groups there should not be sexual intercourse with a view to procreation, but simply for the sake of health or some other valid reason.
Ah, but of course population control agendas can only be secular/Darwinin/left things and not come from Anglican or Catholic clerics.

At this point we don't need to expect a Mark Driscoll to bring up any Robert L Dabney examples of white guys having lower views of blacks without resorting to evolutionary theorems.

So Driscoll would have it that there was a weirdly direct line from an Anglican cleric who warned that if the underclasses bred too much they would exacerbate poverty to the Nazis. When Warren Throckmorton blogged on Driscoll's claims of a Malthusian past he stressed that racist views do not evolve from evolutionary views.

But perhaps the thing that gets overlooked on the part of white guys making points about the racism-or-not of other white guys is that what we're seeing in the Ballmer narrative and the Driscoll narrative are attempts to scapegoat the history of racism on the part of whites against blacks for specific political ideologies in the present. Red wants to blame blue and blue wants to blame red but neither side wants to concede that racism might be a thing right now for "our" team.

There might be a benefit to a childhood in which it wasn't even possible to have a literally or figuratively purely white or black experience of American history. When I was a kid I asked some American Indian relatives about the Civil War and the answer I got was, minus a few salty words, that the white racist jerks in the North fought the white racist jerks in the South over how to treat black people and once that issues was temporarily settled (not that blacks got treated any better, really) whites could get back together to form a united front to kill Indians. Unlike blacks, who whites tended to own as property to do work that were forced to breed, whites had this history of just wanting to massacre American Indians. That said, plenty of American Indian tribes had slavery and some rigid caste systems so Dances with Wolves still has to be taken as white myth-making. When you grow up hearing that kind of account of the American Civil War it can be difficult to accept at face value that there were any "good" teams in the conflict, yet that is more or less what people try to do when they talk about the American Civil War or the war or northern aggression. Whites who have already made up their minds that they were on the righteous side aren't interested in the possibility that they were all ultimately evil together on this matter of race.

The degree to which contributors to Mere Orthodoxy take umbrage at the Religious Right being associated with the alt right or with a racist past makes it just a little bit tougher to take them seriously when they try for a satire about how the church doesn't speak out about Hep C as a satire of how people blame the church. Given the extent to which the guy who hasn't moved out of his parents' basement and gotten a real job and inserted himself into a woman because he's too busy playing video games or looking at porn is taken as emblematic of the wholesale collapse of Western civilization the satire that attempts to make fun of people blaming the church for Hep C falls flat. A paranoid blanket indictment of an entire group of people as being symbolically responsible for the failure of contemporary society basically "is" American evangelical cultural polemic and often the scapegoat is the single guy who hasn't manned up and manfully gone out and given a girl a ring and started banging her to the glory of God. I was at Mars Hill about a decade so it's not like I never, ever in my life heard a sermon whose applicational punchline went something like that.

Which lets us get back to the mention of Sasse and those eight checklist points of adulthood. Could Sasse or one of Sasse's readers point out where anyone in the Bible embodied the eight points? Did Isaac "move out" of Abraham's home before he took a wife? Part of the reason a Hep C satire falls flat is because it attempts to be funny when this other sort of thing is presented with such po-faced seriousness:

https://mereorthodoxy.com/ben-sasse-vanishing-american-adult-book-review/
...Sasse names eight markers of becoming an adult: moving out, finishing school (for good), holding a full-time job, becoming economically independent, losing one’s virginity, marrying, having children, and forming an independent household. On nearly every measure, the emerging adults that America has produced in the twenty-first century are doing less of these things and doing them later.

Ah, so losing one's virginity and getting married are presented as actually distinct? So if fifteen year old guys and gals just lose their virginity they've already taken one of eight steps to becoming an adult? Who wouldn't want to rush out and take that step as soon as possible! How many decades did Jacob work for uncle Laban before he became economically independent enough to part ways? How old was Isaac when he married Rebekah? Was it forty years old? How dreadful it is to note that one of the patriarchs of the faith didn't pass the threshold of adulthood on marriage until he was forty! I mean, sure there were things like drought and famine but Isaac should not have dallied about and drug his feet on this becoming an adult thing.

There's been a fair amount written on the indicators of functional adulthood and the observation that in the span of human history a lot of these American evangelical benchmarks of adulthood are tethered to post-war prosperity that no longer holds is plentiful.

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2016/01/when-are-you-really-an-adult/422487/...Over the course of his research on this, Jensen Arnett has zeroed in on what he calls “the Big Three” criteria for becoming an adult, the things people rank as what they most need to be a grown-up: taking responsibility for yourself, making independent decisions, and becoming financially independent.[emphasis added] These three criteria have been ranked highly not just in the U.S., but in many other countries as well, including China, Greece, Israel, India, and Argentina. But some cultures add their own values to the list. In China, for example, people highly valued being able to financially support their parents, and in India people valued the ability to keep their family physically safe.Of the Big Three, two are internal, subjective markers. You can measure financial independence, but are you otherwise independent and responsible? That’s something you have to decide for yourself. When the developmental psychologist Erik Erikson outlined his influential stages of psychosocial development, each had its own central question to be (hopefully) answered during that time period. In adolescence, the question is one of identity—discovering the true self and where it fits into the world. In young adulthood, Erikson says, attention turns to intimacy and the development of friendships and romantic relationships....Havighurst developed his theory during the ‘40s and ‘50s, and in his selection of these tasks, he was truly a product of his time. The economic boom that came after World War II made Leave It to Beaver adulthood more attainable than it had ever been. Even for very young adults. There were enough jobs available for young men, Mintz writes, that they sometimes didn’t need a high-school diploma to get a job that could support a family. And social mores of the time strongly favored marriage over unmarried cohabitation hence: job, spouse, house, kids.But this was a historical anomaly. “Except for the brief period following World War II, it was unusual for the young to achieve the markers of full adult status before their mid- or late twenties,” Mintz writes.[emphasis added]

One of the striking times in which marriage rates dropped in America was the Great Depression. For those who may have forgotten that 2008 was a bad financial crash, I used to work with this old guy who was born a few days after the 1929 stock market crash. In his line of work he said he had not seen economic times so rough for people in 2008 since he was a kid during the Depression. Take it or leave it, but the proposal here is that evangelical white guys tend to presume that the only reasons people don't get married is because they just don't want to.

Well, perhaps Poe's law doesn't quite apply here, perhaps the Hep C attempt at satire merely lands with the thud of self-parody because the American Christian blame piece is so endemic to the Christian left and right in Anglo-American Christian blogging that you can't even really satirize it these days.

Over the last few months Brad Sargent has blogged a bit about survivor blogs
and trends in those online communities. While I respect the utility of the
usage “survivor blog” I have reservations about the term.These are simple, literal-minded reservations
about how unless your life was in mortal peril in some way it’s difficult to
avoid a possibly misleading hyperbole when you describe yourself as a “survivor”
of anything whose primary and most persistent threat of harm to you has been
social and sometimes economic.

Still, terms come into use and they get used whether we wish them to have
currency or not and the survivor blog, like the watchblog, is clearly a “thing”
to be discussed.Brad has some comments
that I want to quote:

“Survivor blogs” are not the same as
“discernment blogs.” I’ll be
speaking here at the big-picture level, which means there are likely many
individual exceptions to the generalizations. But, we’re at a crossroads moment
of contentiousness where it seems particularly important to consider categories
and patterns that we can compare and contrast.

That said, from what I’ve seen, survivor
bloggers seek to provide a redemptive presence that gives victims of
abuse an opportunity to share their experiences, be heard, and be validated
about what happened to them. They seek to advocate for and protect those who
have been harmed, and to activate abuse prevention in organizations so there
are fewer victims in the future. While survivor bloggers often address
theological issues, it is more from the perspective of identifying inherent
tendencies of particular doctrines to end up in harmful practices. This often
includes identifying teachers and practitioners of those doctrines, challenging
them to see their destructive impact in the lives of real people, and calling
out and resisting organizations that promote them.

This seems to be a reasonable observation about what survivor bloggers
attempt to do, in general.There’s
nothing the least bit wrong with bloggers aspiring to provide a redemptive
presence that lets victims of systemically abusive cultures have an opportunity
to share their experiences, be heard, and given encouragement that they are not
alone.

That said, a broad enough survey of survivor forums conveys a point which
individuals and individual survivor bloggers or blogs may not necessarily fully
appreciate or accept—if you make a point of observing or assigning abuse to
particularly doctrines or dogmas then you’re endeavoring to do something that
overlaps with another type of blogging, the watchdog blog or discernment
blog.The risk here is that it seems in
the wake of Jerry Sandunsky’s conduct coming to light that there is not
necessarily any inherently dogmatic explication of how and why power gets
abused.To put it another way,
Catholics, Protestants and Orthodox will all have incentives and temptations to
abuse power or seize power and if in the partisanship of this or that team
people believe that they are precluded from the possibility of abuse of or
seizure of power by dint of proper doctrine these people are deluded.One of the criticisms members of the
Frankfurt school had of the New Left was that some of them believed the New
Left was threatening to embody the kinds of totalitarian tendencies observable
in the fascists.Now, sure, criticisms
could be made of the Frankfurt school but the observation that any group can
embrace totalitarian means regardless of formal professions of ideology is a
worthy observation.

Now, on to what Brad Sargent wrote about watchdog blogs:

Meanwhile, discernment or “watchdog”
bloggers typically promote a very specific set of doctrines and their
applications as “THE (one-and-only) biblical truth.” Their form of orthodoxy is
the standard by which all other bloggers, teachers/preachers, and theological
systems get judged. There is often an expectation that all “true” Christians
should have perfect doctrine. This doesn’t exactly allow for people to become
followers of Christ from different backgrounds, or allow for our showing grace
to them as they persevere in a life-long trajectory of transformation.
Orthodoxy seems to be all-or-nothing, now-or-never.

If, at the risk of speaking in the broadest possible terms about watchdog
blogs and survivor blogs and their respective places in what's colloquially
called the Christian blogosphere, we can all agree that a survivor blog and a
discernment blog aren't the same thing one of the often tacit criticisms of
survivor blogs by institutional Christian groups could be that very often a
survivor blog seems to traffic in a set of stories that overlap with the
watchdog blog. When a survivor blog provides checklists of what to watch
out for that can be constructive in some settings but it can end up becoming
the kind of checklist righteousness typical of the movements or scenes survivor
blogs emerged to take a stand against.Survivor blog communities and watchdog blog communities have plenty of
opportunities to partake of the same vices, vices which are all the more
bewildering because they are spurred by aspiration to virtue.

This next observation is a simple one but a necessary one, the survivor blog
is still a blog, it’s still an iteration of mass media and people need to
understand what defamation is.Christians in Anglo-American contexts seem to have no clear or competent
understanding of what “slander” is.A
good deal that is described as “slander” would be what some Christians mean to
describe as libel or defamation.Some of
what is described as libel may well be libel. But among survivor blogs and
watchblogs the accusation of “gossip” or “slander” can all too often seem to be
a vote of distrust levied by those people whose loyalty to a set of beliefs or
a person or institution is all too readily perceived.Sometimes those who would rush to the defense
of the pastor or celebrity they wish to defend against gossip traffic so
readily in gossip themselves they embody the vice they would purport to
condemn.While Mars Hill and Mark
Driscoll advocates come to mind it’s best to leave things general for the
moment.

The salient observation about watchblogs and survivor blogs is that both can
feature what might be called tell-all accounts. To borrow some terminology and
discussion from the old Boar's Head Tavern, if there's going to be some form of
muckraking journalism in the Christian blogosphere there's got to be some
responsible way of going about that.

With this in mind the survivor blog will have two problems that a watchdog
or discernment blog will not necessarily (but may very often also) have.

The first problem is in the nature of a question about method and
substance.When you set up a blog you
can have one of two general approaches to the blog as a mass media
platform.This was something Mark
Driscoll fielded back around 2013 in a media use address he gave where he
described the distinction between content generation and content
aggregation.You can generate content
yourself or you can aggregate existing content that may or may not be generated
by you.You can attempt to favor one
while providing for the other but at some point the blog is going to be known
chiefly for generation or aggregation.

You are either generating content for consideration or you are providing a
platform for the expression of stories.At the risk of using examples from the rise and fall of Mars Hill, a
blog like Wenatchee the Hatchet generated content about the history of Mars
Hill that preserved and analyzed statements and events from the history of the
church.A blog like We Love Mars Hill or
Mars Hill Was Us uses an aggregating approach; people get invited to send and
share stories they feel comfortable sharing whether under their real name or an
abbreviated name or a pseudonym.

Attempts to split the difference between content generation and content
aggregation will only go so far and in this a survivor blog will probably be
most wisely used as a content-aggregation platform rather than a content
generation platform.Give people an
opportunity to share their stories with some provisions regarding defamation
and mass media, and then let people speak as they feel comfortable.If you believe it is more important for what
you’re doing to generate content, analysis and the like then you may find that
open access comment marathons are harmful to your goals.What I’ve done with Wenatchee the Hatchet is
actually discourage comments in many cases. A great deal will depend on what
issues you want to address and in what way.If you want to give people a chance to share stories of stifling church
discipline or alienation the aggregation method is best whereas if you want to
document historical patterns in which it seems that dangerously unqualified men
were given fast track promotions in a church leadership structure because of
their role in real estate acquisitions a blog that provides commentaries from
anyone will not work.

The second problem is, in key respects, the more profound problem for both
the survivor blog and the watchdog blog, but also for religious institutions
and brands.The problem is that if you
choose to present a personal story, whether yours or another person’s, you must
never forget that this is never necessarily the same thing as journalism.This is not just a matter of the problems
inherent in what’s been called “the first-person industrial complex”.That’s a tip of the iceberg, the whole
iceberg of which has to do with the inherently vague nature of “narrative”.Narrative is not necessarily history nor is
it necessarily journalism.Yet
emotionally compelling narratives have often been used as a synecdoche for
theological argument, journalistic polemic, and as activism.

Listen to my story, if you will, and it will change your mind.Listen to this story and you will take my
side. Matthew Paul Turner played this card years ago when reporting on the
discipline of Andrew Lamb.There were
odd spots in the narrative from the start. For instance, in a culture as
obsessed with marriage and engagement as Mars Hill why was there never an
observable engagement announcement?That
was puzzling and, to date, there has never been any confirmation that Andrew
had ever proposed to his then-girlfriend.Maybe he never did.We don’t
know, but Turner’s account was largely worded in a way that presupposed an
engagement that, as we look back on the sea of internet activity, could not be
established independently of the narrative Turner presented.It was possible to establish exactly which
parties at Mars Hill were connected to an Andrew at the Ballard campus in the
2011 period but that was not the same thing as a direct confirmation of an engagement.Turner’s story was not really that vague and,
in fact, it shared so many details about Andrew’s disciplinary case a few
hundred people (at least!) worked out exactly who he was on reading the story
at Turner’s blog.If Turner had meant to
keep Andrew Lamb anonymous he failed in so epic a fashion that there are hardly
words to describe the failure.I was
able to reverse-engineer from Mars Hill attender participation on Twitter and
blogs who the respective parties were and spent about 20,000 words documenting exactly
how it was possible to discover who the parties were.

But Mars Hill presented an exceptional case both in terms of its
media-saturated culture and its tech-obsessive scene.People were giving up large swaths of information
without always realizing the implications of the information they were dumping
on to LinkedIn profiles, Twitter feeds, blog posts, Facebook walls and so
on.To keep the 2012 headline stuff relatively
brief, the case study of Andrew’s discipline may highlight a situation in which
the draconian discipline of a church toward an attender was not necessarily any
proof that the person who chose to break his story of church discipline had a
story that was to be taken entirely at face value.When Mars Hill members and attenders
attempted to explain why they believed they had reason to not take Andrew’s
story at face value, however, the reaction to side with Andrew set in.The emotionally manipulative power of a
first-person narrative is a double-edged sword.The first-person industrial complex is a weapon of choice in propagandistic
campaigns employed by every possible side.It has value but its value should be seen as very limited.

In the last year or so people have proposed we’ve seen a peak reached for
the first-person narrative form.Take
Jia Tolentino’s recent entry:

There’s a certain kind of personal essay that,
for a long time, everybody seemed to hate. These essays were mostly written by
women. They came off as unseemly, the writer’s judgment as flawed. They were
too personal: the topics seemed insignificant, or else too important to be
aired for an audience of strangers. The essays that drew the most attention
tended to fall within certain categories. There were the one-off body-horror
pieces, such as “My Gynecologist Found a Ball of Cat Hair in My Vagina,”
published by xoJane, or a notorious lost-tampon chronicle published by Jezebel.
There were essays that incited outrage for the life styles they described, like
the one about pretending to live in the Victorian era, or Cat Marnell’s oeuvre.
There were those that incited outrage by giving voice to horrible, uncharitable
thoughts, like “My Former Friend’s Death Was a Blessing” (xoJane again) and
“I’m Not Going to Pretend I’m Poor to Be Accepted by You” (Thought Catalog).
Finally, there were those essays that directed outrage at society by describing
incidents of sexism, abuse, or rape.

These essays began to proliferate several years
ago—precisely when is hard to say, but we can, I think, date the beginning of
the boom to 2008, the year that Emily Gould wrote a first-person cover story,
called “Exposed,” for the Times Magazine, which was about, as the tagline put
it, what she gained and lost from writing about her intimate life on the Web.
Blowback followed, and so did an endless supply of imitations. By September, 2015, online first-person
writing was so abundant that Laura Bennett, at Slate, could refer to a
“first-person industrial complex” in a takedown of the genre. “Every site
seems to have a first person vertical and a first-person editor,” Bennett, who
also cited Gould’s Times story as a turning point, wrote. One could “take a
safari” through various personal-essay habitats—Gawker, Jezebel, xoJane, Salon,
BuzzFeed Ideas—and conclude that they were more or less the same, she argued. While she granted that not all first-person
writing on the Internet was undignified, there were far too many “solo acts of
sensational disclosure” that read like “reverse-engineered headlines.”
[emphases added]

…

It’s
clear, in any case, that the personal-essay boom is over. If it had already
peaked by the time Bennett wrote about it, in the fall of 2015, we can locate
its hard endpoint about a year later, in November of last year. After the
Presidential election, many favored personal-essay subjects—relationships,
self-image, intimate struggle—seemed to hit a new low in broader social
relevance. “I feel like the 2016 election was a reckoning for journalism,”
Hepola wrote to me. “We missed the story. Part of why we missed it might have
been this over-reliance on ‘how I feel about the day’s news’—and now the
journalism world recognizes that we need to re-invest in reporting.”
Killingsworth echoed this, talking about her work at the Awl and the Hairpin:
“I want to encourage people to talk about mostly anything other than
themselves.” [emphasis added]

There’s been a broader shift in attitudes about
this sort of writing, which always endured plenty of vitriol. Put simply, the personal is no longer
political in quite the same way that it was.[emphasis added] Many profiles of Trump voters positioned personal
stories as explanations for a terrible collective act; meanwhile, Clinton’s
purported reliance on identity politics has been heavily criticized. Individual
perspectives do not, at the moment, seem like a trustworthy way to get to the
bottom of a subject. …

The single most important thing to be said about the first-person narratives
just described is that there really isn’t much of a serious case to be made
that these personal narratives ever constituted what might be called
traditional journalism.Back when I was
a journalism student twenty years ago my professor introduced the class to the
New Journalism approach to writing.So
we got to read Hunter S. Thompson, Tom Wolfe, Joan Didion and some others.When she discussed the style and history of
the new journalism, my professor made a point that I have never been able to
forget, she said that for all the flash on the surface we should never forget
that this was still journalism.The
personal narration was there because it established the entry point to how and
why the reporter was investigating a particular story, whether as a matter of
personal interest or as a matter of geographical contact.A comparable warning she gave was about
editorial writing.I recall her saying “Nobody
cares what you think. People want to
know what the facts are.Editorial writing
must still be journalism. It must still give people enough information to make
an informed decision about an issue they care about even if you are telling
them what you believe the right decision is for them.”

The first-person industrial complex failed as a journalistic enterprise
because it simply wasn’t journalism.The
vices of the survivor blog were the vices of the first-person industrial
complex, reams of personal narrative presented as if it were the equivalent of
journalistic enquiry or educational enterprise.I don’t really believe that the personal is the political. It never has
been in the last few generations and this is not because the personal isn’t
capable of being political, it’s because there are too many people for any one
person’s story to justifiably stand in for a political commentary unless that
person is so immersed in the power brokers of a society his or her story can be
construed as the story of someone who makes history.

The only reason the "personal is political" is because enough
American writers decided it was so, so that they could transform their personal
inconveniences or laments into emblems of social catastrophe. Yet it’s frankly too easy to merely say that
the election of Trump has cast a blistering and unflattering light on the fact
that the majority of the first-person industrial complex probably doesn’t
qualify as journalism. There’s a very simple problem, literally anybody can
play this game.It was, for those
familiar with Mark Driscoll’s history of sob stories, one of the preferred
plays in his role as a public figure and leader within Mars Hill.The trouble that a survivor blog is going to
face is that the weapon of choice, at least the weapon of the emotionally
riveting first-person narrative that is meant to seize your heart and mind and
command both loyalty and action, is the preferred weapon for just about any
partisan side we can look to.

For years Mark Driscoll has winsome (or wince-inducing) stories about
himself or his wife or kids as a way to frame any possible discussion of
policy, governance, real estate acquisition, or leadership appointments.Years and years of blogs and media attention
to Driscoll’s views on gays or women not only accomplished nothing they
positively fed Mark Driscoll’s brand.It
wasn’t until questions were posed about the integrity of Mark Driscoll’s
intellectual property and the propriety of procedure in the promotion of his
books or in the ways in which Mars Hill acquired real estate and who got what
leadership positions after those acquisitions that began to change minds.

But it seems necessary at this point to say that the worst thing survivor
blogs or watchdog blogs could do is take a “follow the money” if by this they
mean a Woodward and Bernstein approach as told in films made by Hollywood.The Hollywood account of Watergate should
largely be regarded as a self-aggrandizing lie fabricated by the entertainment
industry.It’s not that the journalism
of the reports played no role; it’s that this kind of self-mythologizing myopia
over the last thirty years helped produced an American journalistic culture
that was capable of so spectacularly misdiagnosing the outcome of the most
recent presidential election.The kind
of nation in which Trump can be elected is the kind of nation in which John
Oliver or John Stewart or other entertainers can be taken seriously as policy
experts, too.

I have made a habit of preventing commenting at the blog for a few simple
reasons.You can’t trust anonymous
sources to be truthful.Though it has
been said in the past by some drive-by commenters that Wenatchee The Hatchet
shouldn’t be anonymous those lazy people will probably still choose to not
believe that, in fact, I’ve never been anonymous.Hundreds, if not thousands, of people have
known for quite some time who blogs at Wenatchee The Hatchet.Plenty of people knew that when I wrote about
Mars Hill I did so as someone who met all the co-founding elders of the
church.To borrow some terms from Walter
McDougall, there are two broad approaches to American foreign policy, the
promised land for all who would come and find welcome, and the crusader state
that goes out to bring the gift of Americanism to the world.There’s plenty of failure in American history
to live up to the promised land open to all comers but that’s not the point
here, the point is to say that when I began to make a long-form case that Mars
Hill began with a “promised land” ideal and became a “crusader state” on behalf
of Driscoll’s branding empire, the people of Mars Hill who knew who I was
understood that I was around Mars Hill in the early days long enough to know
what I was talking about when I began to make a case that Mars Hill and Mark
Driscoll had betrayed what we all agreed were its founding ideals.A lot of that work was documenting how Mark
Driscoll could be shown to have become most of the things he used to preach
against.That was not the power of the
first-person narrative, that was the work of journalism.

It would be too easy to keep everything about the flaws of the first-person
industrial complex tethered to the election of Trump. This isn’t
necessary.It’s worth pointing out that
one of the signal dangers of the powerful first-person narrative is that if you
stake your presentation on the power of that narrative and that narrative
withers under scrutiny it can cost you millions of dollars and the credibility
of you and/or your publication.Rolling
Stone found out the hard way in the last couple of years.

As my journalism professor warned decades ago, you simply cannot be certain
anonymous sources aren’t lying to you. The whistle-blower who is telling you
about corruption in a department may have been fired with cause as the person
who was one of the key sources of the corruption.Vindictive, retaliatory scoops are not
unknown.A survivor blog and a watchdog
blog alike must be alert to the dangers of being manipulated by
narratives.As we got to see in the rise
and fall of Mars Hill Church and of Mark Driscoll’s reputation, the personal
narratives were actually not particularly important by themselves.Journalists noticed that there was no one
smoking gun scandal that sunk Mark Driscoll’s reputation.One person said stuff about death by a
thousand cuts.

I’m still beating the drum of the dangers of a Hollywood fantasy-land
version of watchblogging and journalism so let me say this, it’s dangerous and
misleading to buy a Spotlight idea
about who is best positioned to look into things. You might be thinking of the
scene where somebody says in the film that the outsider can see the things
other people don’t see.That’s not
necessarily true.Plenty of secular/left
journalists attempted to “see” into Mars Hill and saw the dog and pony show of
Driscoll’s public persona.I think a
more plausible account of what can happen in enquiry is that the outsider is
often too outside to have insight.The
Nixon administration was taken down by the Nixon administration.If there were no one like Felt history might
have played out differently.

So let’s float this idea that where watchdog blogs or survivor blogs are
concerned the role of the outsider is not inherently important compared to the
role of the marginal insider.Not
marginalized insider, the marginal insider.This would be someone close enough to the power base, more or less, to
accurately see what is going on but not necessarily someone whose bread and
butter depends upon being in that inside track itself.For as long as I tended to avoid letting
people comment at the blog what I did offline was indicate that I was open to
receiving whatever sources might volunteer as information they felt was
important about the history of Mars Hill or recent changes in the culture. As I
have seen things, the mistake of a survivor blog or a watchdog blog is
operating under the illusion that what you write changes anything or even could
change anything.You can’t change
anything directly.You can give people
opportunities to make the most informed decisions possible based on convictions
they have but that’s as far as it goes.

Now there are some matters about reception and perception that seem
important to mention before I close.One
of the problems with survivor blogs and watchdog blogs that some guys have
hammered away at is that they lack accountability.Another way to put this is to say there are
guys who blog who don’t think bloggers have credibility if the bloggers lack a
clearly observable institutional affiliation.The press, on the whole, has the same approach and in the end this may
simply be another way of saying something a writer once told me, that the
institutional press ultimately only takes itself seriously.We’re witnessing some of the fall out of the
problems with that this year, I suppose.

There is a sense in which this criticism of survivor blogs and watchdog
blogs is serious and legitimate. When I have blogged about Mars Hill there was
not really a point at which advocates within Mars Hill could say I was somehow
not accountable to anybody.I’m a member
of a church and have been for years.I
ended up at one of the two places people tended to go to in the wake of 2007,
for that matter.I’m a Presbyterian, I’m
still a Calvinist.I’m still the
amillenial partial-preterist I said I was back when I was at Mars Hill but I’m
more sympathetic to the historic pre-mil position now than I was because I
think these two broad positions on eschatology are healthier than the paranoid dispensationalist
futurism or the utopian postmillennialism I’ve seen permeating the left and
right of American civic religion.

What this meant at a practical level was that Mars Hill leadership couldn’t
say I wasn’t a Christian, they couldn’t say I wasn’t accountable to a church,
in fact they couldn’t even say I wasn’t able to accurately describe what their
beliefs were because I wasn’t Reformed.I could say that there were problems with Driscoll being Amyraldian that
only Reformed people would likely understand but the take away here is that I’m
trying to illustrate by example that a marginal insider can be better
positioned to observe things than the often truly and even shamefully ignorant outsider
who, in the fantasy of Hollywood “journalism” is supposedly able to see things
insiders don’t notice.If you were a beat reporter, so to speak, you’d
go talk to the people responsible for handling all the unsexy boring scut work
that keeps the institution running and on that matter Spotlight seemed more plausible, even if in the end I couldn’t
shake the feeling that this was the media industry selling itself a mash note
about its power to change and shape lives.

Which is to say, I don’t exactly want to discourage people from setting up survivor
blogs or watchdog blogs if they feel obligated before God and by love of
neighbor to document things as truthfully as they can.I do want to discourage people from operating
under any illusions about what is likely to happen.It’s only in the power fantasies of Hollywood
that somebody saying the right words in front of a camera while “the world
watches” that “everything changes.”Journalism
is no more about the power of the first-person narrative than it is about
characters scripted by Aaron Sorkin saying the right words in front of the
rolling camera that supposedly sets the world right.We might have better odds at making the world
a better and safer place if we weren’t deluding ourselves as to the necessity
and efficacy of our capacity to achieve that aim in mass media.

Blogs as mass media confer upon us the illusory option of believing that
what we write can somehow make history. What seems so miserable about this observation
is that it seems as true about those media stars that use mass media to refine
their brands as it would be about those blogs and bloggers who believe that
what they do in off hours can “speak truth to power”. Let me put this in the
bluntest possible terms for Christians who would set up survivor blogs or
watchblogs because they hope they can play a prophetic role in addressing
injustices in the local church or the global Church—Yahweh sent prophet after
prophet and ultimately Israel still went into exile after generations of sin
and injustice.

There is a difference between playing a potentially prophetic role by
speaking up about what you have seen and heard on the one hand and operating
under delusions of grandeur on the other; the difference is not subtle, nor is
the difference between these two poles something that can only happen on the
celebrity or the blogger side of things. If in the pages of The New Yorker we
see a grim observation that the personal narrative industry failed as
journalism during the election year that gave us Trump, how much more should
those who have watchdog or survivor blogs remember that simply sharing a
personal story is not the same thing as uncovering failures or goodness in a
leadership culture?

Particularly as a blogger who documented the life and times of Mars Hill I
think I would be remiss to not mention that one of the things I kept in mind
was that the branding and the empire was never the same as those people inside
it.Even Mark Driscoll himself used to
say that in the worst churches there were still people who loved and served
Christ and other believers.There can be
a distinction made between a corrupt church culture that needs judgment or
death and those faithful Christians who feel obliged to serve in those
churches.

There is an Old Testament point of reference for this kind of thing I’ve
written about before, an Obadiah who served in the court of King Ahab.Daniel and the other young men were serving
in a pagan empire.Esther was one of
many girls in a Persian harem.There may
be times in which the faithful don’t have a choice about whether or not they
serve God and neighbor in a setting where there is, so to speak, blood shed by
an empire on their hands. Naaman the Syrian general waged battle against
Israelites and when he met Elisha and was healed by the Lord his role as a
leader of combat against Israelites didn’t exactly change, did it?There’s still a difference between shedding
blood when the job requires it and volunteering to shed blood. While Naaman was
healed, Elisha’s servant Gehazi revealed greed that spurred him to lie about
what Yahweh did not say, and Gehazi ended up with leprosy.

These were the kinds of stories from Scripture I couldn’t help thinking
about as I blogged about Mars Hill.How
was I to know that someone inside Mars Hill wasn’t an Obadiah in the court of
Ahab?How was I to know that someone at
Mars Hill who seemed honest and faithful enough wasn’t secretly a Gehazi
corrupted by greed?I couldn’t know for
sure but I could be steeped enough in the Scriptures to know these were things
to keep in mind.The danger of the
first-person industrial aesthetic ends up being much the same whether it’s on
the celebrity side or the survivor blog side, we run the risk of wanting
everything to conform to the narrative we have already settled upon as the
narrative people have to adhere to; then we don’t listen to others and aren’t
open to listening to someone who may have truth to tell that comes from an
awkward or maybe even possibly compromised place.

Now maybe the personal essay boom is over. Maybe what’s going on with
Christians in mass media fretting about bloggers is just another case of
Christians hopping on a bandwagon the world just got off over the last seven
years. Just as the personal narrative piece presuming that the personal is the
political failed to be journalism, perhaps personal narrative in the Christian
media and the Christian blogosphere has failed to cohere as useful
instruction.Perhaps the failures of the
Fourth Estate are pervasive enough that we should reconsider how seriously we
take it.

Maybe the hand-wringing by hugely or merely relatively famous Christians
with book deals and publishing associations about bloggers is just the belated
Christianese crisis of the personal essay boom.How did these often not-fit-to-be-teaching-anybody people get a
platform?How did we get to the point
where people take Jon Stewart or John Oliver or Stephen Colbert seriously as
people sounding off on policy issues?How
did we get to the point where a reality TV star became Commander in Chief?If the personal essay boom in what passes for
mainstream secular journalism failed to account for the election of Trump then
how worried should the Christian media companies and their associates be about
the personal essay boom in the Christian scene?

After all, for evangelicals, or people who say they are evangelical, this
seems even more peculiar.Don’t we say
that we have the Scriptures?Aren’t the
Scriptures themselves, in addition to being the inspired word of God, also not
gloriously public domain? But are
American evangelicals afraid that we’re going to discover that, beneath our
formal fealty to the Scriptures, we’re really rife with sophistry and kitsch? Is
the crisis of the winsome but manipulative personal narrative used by bloggers
that they use this to promote teaching some institutional Christians find
troubling?

It can be that, too, but it could also be a crisis in the sense that the
ability of the laity to do this at least as well as the clergy might be a
warning to the clergy that their vocation is supposed to be founded on other
things. A decade ago Mark Driscoll danced through a garbage sermon series on
the book of Nehemiah. He’d read a
passage from the book, occasionally say “this is just like Mars Hill!” and then
proceed to talk about whatever he saw fit to talk about.It’s strange to think of how when I read a
sermon by John Donne or Richard Sibbes or John Calvin or even a Charles
Spurgeon or a David Martyn Lloyd-Jones I rarely come across the poignant
domestic narrative about pets or kids or references to headlines.

If anything the personal narrative industry is potentially more pernicious within
Anglo-American evangelicalism than it might be at, say, Jezebel.If the preaching and teaching is anchored in
the Scriptures, wonderful, but I have begun to think that a lot of what gets
passed off as substantial teaching in evangelicalism (and elsewhere) may really
just be a Pavlovian, manipulative form of red state and blue state kitsch that
passes itself off as “Jesus”. Our respective teams are so primed to see the
manipulative self-congratulatory kitsch in the other team we don’t see how
pervasive it is in our own team. The ascent of personalities like Mark Driscoll
or Rachel Held Evans could have been a kind of wake-up call for us if we’d let
that be but perhaps we did not want eyes to see or ears to hear.The Christian star-making machinery was too
busy cashing in to care. In a scene like that there’s still reason to worry
that the survivor blog or the watchdog blog may have problems, but I’m at a point
in my life where I suspect that the flaws of the mere blog are likely
microcosmic iterations of problems in the whole.

I don’t want to discourage the creation of survivor blogs as such but having
observed the rise and fall of Mars Hill over a twenty year period I can tell you two things. First, the survivor
blogs (for want of a better term) only emerged in the death throes of Mars Hill as a corporate entity. The two that come to mind are here and here. Second, there is no evidence at hand that they accomplished anything at all in either catalyzing effective reform at Mars Hill. They
can absolutely provide a valuable cultural cross-sectional history for those who would
consult them but this is not the same as an institutional or procedural
history.I suppose another way to say it
is that the survivor blog will have a role to play that can be valuable if
there is an understanding that just as the personal essay boom did not
constitute journalism in the mainstream the survivor blog is not necessarily
journalism in the Christian blogosphere.That Mark Driscoll has a corporation called a church in Arizona of which
he is president and CEO should be warning enough to anyone who would start or
curate a survivor blog that there’s absolutely no reason to imagine that simply
setting up a survivor blog and giving people an opportunity to share their
stories will change how things work for stars in the star system, whether the
Christian one or the ostensibly not-Christian one.