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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

Preamble

IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

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WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

Manifesto Demands

THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

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December 14, 2008

Project Mayhem Task #6: Revealed!

Today, WhoDeyRevolution is organizing the distribution of 1,000 urinal cakes inside Paul Brown Stadium with the following message: "98-186-1 - Get Pissed." The Bengals have posted a 98-186-1 record with Mike Brown as Owner/GM over the
last 18 years. Over this span, the Bengals have the lowest winning
percentage among every team in all four major sports. It is a failure
that starts right at the top.

These urinal cakes were brought into the game by hundreds of WhoDey Revolutionaries and placed in every urinal at Paul Brown Stadium so Bengals fans can physically express their frustration with a team clearly not dedicated to winning.

This operation has been given titled "Put Your Yellow on Our Brown."

Clearly, the current management strategy has not been successful. It is time for a change. Please, Mike Brown: Hire a General Manager, give him control of player personnel decisions, spend more on scouting, focus this offseason on offensive and defensive line depth and prove to Cincinnati that you are truly committed to winning. Until you do that, WhoDeyRevolution is going to be here pointing out where you continually fall short and taking action that will someday force you to make fundamental changes to how you run the team so that Bengals fans across the country and around the world can be proud to support a winning organization.

Fantastic work and greate idea, it is nice to have people take action to try to change the culture of this team. Fan complacency is the downfall of this team. If all fans roundly rejected MB..who knows.

Great work. Nice also to hear that the band members of Bush are cranking it up at PBS at every opportunity. The 'ball may not be great, but there's legendary music going on. I've been to FedEx Field the last time the Skins and Bengals played, and having visited PBS twice this season, you can see how the Brown family have no sense or willingness to run a modern-day commercial organisation. One thing is the quality on the field, one thing is it off-the-field and it's sad to see they can put together the pieces of the puzzle.

Great work. Nice also to hear that the band members of Bush are cranking it up at PBS at every opportunity. The 'ball may not be great, but there's legendary music going on. I've been to FedEx Field the last time the Skins and Bengals played, and having visited PBS twice this season, you can see how the Brown family have no sense or willingness to run a modern-day commercial organisation. One thing is the quality on the field, one thing is it off-the-field and it's sad to see they can put together the pieces of the puzzle.

So let me get this straight. You bunch of dumbasses actually spent money on urinal cakes for the Bengals? Turn around and look in the mirror. Look at who is really getting pissed on. It's you you bunch of fools.

Fantastic work and greate idea, it is nice to have people take action to try to change the culture of this team. Fan complacency is the downfall of this team. If all fans roundly rejected MB..who knows.

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This jack-ass can apologize from now until hell freezes over but it doesn’t excuse what he said and what he did. The very thought that he could have done this as a “joke” among his friends says more then he’d care to reveal about him AND his friends if he thought they’d find it humorous. He’s also, or should be, well aware of the power of tweets and the Internet and that his absolutely thoughtless and un-civilized comments would be picked up, so I don’t buy his “few seconds” defense of his actions. This is part of who he really is and as always these expressions of deep personal feelings come to the surface in most unexpected circumstances.

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