chompers

By now you’ve heard of 9 year old, Lin Miaoke, who was Milli-Vanilli’d at the Olympic opening ceremonies by 7 year-old, Yang Peiyi. Apparently the subterfuge was undertaken to assuage Chinese Communist Party concerns that Yangs’ teeth would embarrass the motherland bucking across the Jumbotron. Thus, when it came time for little Yang to sing…