Neil Patrick Harris, Marc Kudisch, James Barbour and Company - The Ballad of Czolgosz (from Assassins)

The Magnetic Fields - Washington, D.C.

The Correspondents - What's Happened to Soho?

Electric Light Orchestra - Sweet Talkin' Woman

Logo: David Gobel, bulletride.de. Produced by Agony Aunt Studios. Hosted by Emmett Davenport and Lady Attercop. Theme song by Kyle O'Door. Incidental music: No One is Watching by Devotchka. Additional voice(s) provided by: Poppy Meriwether, Percy Meriwether, and John Mondelli.

This episode of the Clockwork Cabaret was sponsored by Dr. Lumenoskovitch's Eucommian Suit