In the middle of the defensive wall at a free kick, the left back took the
ball right in the crotch and he passed out from the pain. When he woke up he found
himself in the local hospital. Though still in pain, he asked the doctor,

"Doc, is it bad? Will I be able to play again?"

"Yes, you should be able to," replied the doctor.

"Oh, great. So I can play for my club again?" said the man, feeling
much relieved.