Is this the best headline of the year so far?

The article, which comes courtesy of The Independent, concerns the giant online retailer’s banning of a rewritten Bible penned by online personality, former evangelical Christian, and author of Trump erotica Elijah Daniel. Daniel rewrote the Bible to feature cameos from Rihanna, Taylor Swift, and other pop culture figures, and it briefly became the number one new release in Amazon’s Christian ebooks section, but it quickly was removed for unknown reasons.

Not one to turn the other cheek like a certain famous protagonist, the 23-year-old Daniel called out the House of Bezos and put together his own website for selling the maybe-kinda-sorta-blasphemous rework: