We had hoped people would begin to understand these half-half abominations represent the polar opposite of what it is to support a football team. We were crossing our fingers that the football fans of the world had started to realise that - especially at a big game between two bitter rivals - something that implies you support both sides is simply wrong.

Unfortunately, it's our sad duty to report that the Manchester derby has been forever ruined by this horrendous blight on our game.

You're supposed to be a fan of one of these guys - and an enemy of the other. WHY DO YOU HAVE A SCARF WITH BOTH OF THEM ON IT?

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Look at this horror show. Just look at it.

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We can only hope this policeman is taking photos of this chap so they can be used as evidence in a 'crimes against football' case.

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Would someone in a position of power PLEASE do something about these monstrosities?