Quotes

Ben Stone: You were shovelling snow.Meredith Morton: I... What?Ben Stone: You were just a little girl in a flannel night gown. And you were shovelling snow from the walk in front of our house. And I was the snow, I was the snow. And everywhere it landed and everywhere it covered. You scoop me up with a big red shovel. You scoop me up.

Sybil Stone: Are those mushrooms?Meredith Morton: Yes, those are mushrooms.Patrick Thomas: Isn't Everett allergic to mushrooms?Meredith Morton: He is?Ben Stone: OK, what we got going on over here? Santa's workshop. Er... OK, wha-what can I do to be of service Meredith, wha-what can I do?Meredith Morton: Oh, well... I think I'm all set. Everett had to run some errands in town, then he and Thad are going to meet Julie's bus...Ben Stone: Are those mushrooms?Meredith Morton: I DIDN'T KNOW!

I can't figure out what's worse, having to know every single detail of your desperate love for some other woman, or having to know that you obviously didn't even come close to feeling the same way about me.