I'm here to bring da WAAAGH!!!. Oh sorry about that don't know what came over me, I guess that happens when you have been turned into an ork. But at lest I have some friends... I'm not even sure I would even call them that.

You know, if the world is going to be ruled by a shadow demon chick, could she at least banish me to somewhere that's worth mentioning? I'm Bowser, yes that Bowser, King of the Koopas, and I'm stuck in "Equestria".