Now, the ‘experts’ say that Mother Earth has been warming for a decade or two. It started about the same time that the global cooling scare of the 1980s fell off the radar. Very convenient! But I digress. My question is, how long did these bum-raisers leave their heads in the sand? Reports don’t mention that. A reasonable guess would be a couple of minutes. Or until the munchies started to kick in. Safe bet they won’t be down there for twenty years.

BREAKING NEWS – Environmentalists in the US have declared they will join with their Australian fellow travelers. To prove that global warming is real, they will stay naked until the end of winter.