If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.Doug Larson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )

Pay no attention to what the critics say... Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic!Jean Sibelius (1865 - 1957), quoted in Bengt de Torne "Sibelius: A Close-Up" 1937

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people--that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature.James Thurber (1894 - 1961)