Happy Hour News Briefs

Boycott Queen Linda Harvey stuck her snout out of her mud hut, and saw her shadow; so we have 6 more weeks of scolding to look forward to. Anyway, today is International Woman’s Day at World Nut Daily and to celebrate women Harvey writes:

(Betteridge’s Law of Headlines is in effect, Linda: the answer is “no.”)

It may be a divine consequence, if not judgment, of America’s callous slaughter of 60 million unborn lives. God has a habit of giving us what we want.

I want to have the body of a 30 year old. Mine or someone else’s, doesn’t matter. Oh, wait, maybe that’s not what she means.

We are reaping the fruit of abortion: marriage abolition via the homosexual and gender confusion agendas. “Don’t want the blessing of faithful husband/wife love – new human life? OK, take the emptiness of fruitless pleasure instead.”

“…just like my marriage,” Harvey didn’t sob as she eyed the waterpik she nicknamed Juan Carlos, her left hand twitching.

Anyway, there’s a long scold in the middle before she returns to her theme of sexual anarchy stemming from not being forced to have your rapist baby:

It’s now “cruel” not to let boys dress in skirts and eyeliner and disrobe in the female locker rooms at school.

…Parents allow schools to teach children detailed elements of sexual perversion in sex education. Should 11-year-olds learn, inaccurately, that anal sex is a manageable “genital” activity?…

…So we have porn-obsessed boys who crave sex with other boys – but are willing to accept sex with a predatory adult male.

You mean like your rightwing friend Milo?

We see teen lesbians who hate males flirt with witchcraft and think abortion is a sacrament.

Lesbian’s seeking abortions? I think they are doing it all wrong.

Does any parent bring a baby home from the hospital and proclaim, “Oh, I can’t wait until he is a 17-year-old drag queen who begs to have castration surgery!”