'When I first met Eric, I was introduced to the subject of mermaids, on our first date,' Ducharme's boyfriend Matthew Quijano opens up on camera. 'Your jaw just kind of drops and you're just like, "wow."

Meh. He just does it on his own, and doesn't bother anyone. That's cool.

If he actually thought he was a mer-man and had a mer-man's rights page up and went to meetings, that would be worth mocking. But the dude just likes to swim around and pretend he's a mermaid and have fun three times a week.

Lsherm:'When I first met Eric, I was introduced to the subject of mermaids, on our first date,' Ducharme's boyfriend Matthew Quijano opens up on camera. 'Your jaw just kind of drops and you're just like, "wow."

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.