According to the police report in Lindsay Lohan's jewelry jacking case, on January 18, four days before the alleged necklace incident, LL went to Kamofie & Company — the store in question — and tried on a pair of 18 karat gold white diamond earrings. She then took off one earring and left the other in her ear while she shopped. And! When she was finished browsing, she started to leave the store while still wearing the earring. The report states, "[The clerk] stopped her and reminded Ms. Lohan she was still wearing the earring. Ms. Lohan laughed, admitted to her mistake and removed the earring from her ear and returned it to [the clerk]." The defense can argue that LL absentmindedly left her own, more expensive earrings on the counter and forgets stuff like that all the time. Absentminded! The kid's not a klepto! [TMZ]

Lindsay Lohan's hearing is February 23. Rumor: Lindsay is willing to plead guilty to make the case go away, provided she doesn't get any jail or prison time. [TMZ]

Nancy Grace says of Lindsay Lohan: "If you send a black girl into that same jewelry store, or an uneducated person or a poor person, they come away with a $2,500 necklace, honey, they would be thrown down on the asphalt and dragged by their feet back into the store and prosecuted!" [Bossip]

Christ. Justin Bieber is a "teen evangelist." He prays a lot in his new movie, and told Billboard: "I believe that Jesus died on a cross for my sins. He's the reason that I'm here." [USA Today]

"I was a strange, loud little kid who could sit at the piano and kill a Beethoven piece." — Lady Gaga, in Vogue. [Just Jared]

• "Pete Wentz is getting divorced against his will." Also? Ashlee hated that he was "erratic." [TMZ, TMZ]
• Camille and Kelsey Grammer's divorce will be finalized today. [TMZ]
• Charlie Sheen will pay the crew on Two And A Half Men a portion of their salaries for the two weeks the show has been on hiatus while pulls himself together. Chuckles thanks you for your support. [TMZ]
• Willow Smith wants Brad Pitt to play Daddy Warbucks in the new Annie movie. I want him to role play, too, but I have something else in mind. [Access Hollywood]
• Baz Luhrmann is making some key decisions about his film version of The Great Gatsby. As long as we see shirts flying in the air! [Page Six]
• Fantasia will play Mahalia Jackson in a feature film biopic. Want goosebumps? Watch this. [PopEater]
• No one wants to see Ricky Martin in concert. [Page Six]
• Victoria Beckham's iPhone wallpaper is a shirtless picture of David Beckham. [WoW Report]
• Will Arnett on The Office? Yes please. [Deadline Hollywood]
• AFI's Davey Havock will sing on Broadway! [CBS News]
• Blind items! "Which closeted male small-screen stars, who both have publicly dated actresses and other famous women, got stuck in a deep make-out session with each other at a Super Bowl after-party in Dallas?" And: "Which barely closeted gay male movie actor recently had a passionate affair with a woman while spending time in Europe?" [Page Six]
• "I want to have an affair in New York. I have a thing for Michael Bloomberg. I like smart guys. Yes, I'll be having an affair with Bloomberg, but I suggest you don't call his office to confirm." — Kathy Griffin. [Page Six]