The real reason why getbig.com's tiniest of cum-filled basement monsters, "The Luke", spends all of his time and (parent's) resources tracking down an imaginary creature known as 'Big foot', has finally been revealed.

Whilst he was reading the advice column in Cosmopolitan magazine looking to further his already unsearchable knowledge of the male anatomy, he stumbled upon an article entitled "Does big feet mean a big cock?"

As he read the article, with a fervence only matched by the speed with which he flicks through the telephone directory for local gay haunts while away on his latest "expedition", he came to the conclusion, based upon the content of the article and his unmatched photographic memory of thousands of meatsticks he had personally encountered, that this was in fact true, and big feet often meant bigger penis.

As he flicked on the basement TV for the 12th time that day, there was a documentary called "Sasquatch, the big hairy truth" (which to his dismay was only about the abominable snowman) and in the first section of the program, the presenter talked about various footprints that has been found and photographed in the North American region, some of which measured up to 1 metre in length.