I can't believe with all the ogling we've done on TV and "PPV" (read: WWE Network for most of us), that we haven't gotten any pics of
this woman, so in my spare few minutes at work, I present to you C.J. Perry, better known as "Lana" (or as I generally say when I see her, "Damn"!)

And last, but CERTAINLY BY NO MEANS LEAST:

[Edited on 5-6-2014 by Shao Khan]

PB-13 - 5-7-2014 at 03:54 AM

.........very impressive...

Thom - 5-7-2014 at 02:13 PM

Can't link it from here, so I'll just say this: google CJ Perry Banshee. Just don't do it at work.

The next two videos involve our beloved Lana Hip Hop 'dancing'. It seems more like she's 'having a grand mal seizure' with a
funky fresh backbeat, but whatevs. She's writhing around in sensual agony so it's all good. Trigger warning #1 as there are many ethnics
involved in the production and they are standing uncomfortably close to her. Vladimir most certainly would not approve of the many triggers in the
videos as he is not a fan of naggers*.

Here is some shit video she's in with some cover of a shit song. Trigger warning #2 as there are an unacceptably high number of sensually
writhing men involved. Just...just turn the sound down and don't touch your dick when they show up, okay? Or do, I don't care. I'm not
your mother, I'm not here to tell you how to jerk off.

CJ Perry was one of the original Florida Cowgirls, a group of female FSU Seminoles fans who attended games in short-shorts and cowby hats and boots.
The other well-known cowgirl was Jenn Sterger, of Brett-Favre-dick-pic infamy (unfair infamy -- a dude sexually harassing you is not your fault.)
Looks like Ceej is Winning! in terms of the getting famous.

The more you know (about how girls)!

[Edited on 4-1-2015 by Foxcalibur]

janerd75 - 4-1-2015 at 05:09 AM

quote:Originally posted by Foxcalibur
Moderately-known fact:

CJ Perry was one of the original Florida Cowgirls, a group of female Florida Gators fans who attended games in short-shorts and cowby hats and boots.
The other well-known cowgirl was Jenn Sterger, of Brett-Favre-dick-pic infamy (unfair infamy -- a dude sexually harassing you is not your fault.)
Looks like Ceej is Winning! in terms of the getting famous.

The more you know (about how girls)!

Foxy...Fox...Are you listening to me, Son? Either you're pulling off the most epic of trolls (and if so, I salute you) or you've made one of
the most egregious posting errors in mOOdern OO history.

I want you to see something...

Exchange student Lananovich Russevichikoff in a ridiculous cowboy hat. Do you see?

Exchange student Lana and her friend Jenn Sterger in FS emblazoned ballcaps. Do you see?

Exchange student Lana and friend Jenn's big ass titties. DO YOU SEE?

EXCHANGE STUDENT LANA OFFERING HER SEMIHOLE. DO YOU SEE?

Why did you write lies Mr. Fox? One school you mention is a fine, upstanding institution located in north central Florida and is known for turning out
NFL caliber multiple murderers (allegedly, whatever ) and Herculean NFL busts that circumsize unsuspecting Filipino boys for The Lord in their
spare time. The other is a dirty filth pit of scum and villainy located next to the state capitol and is known for lionizing date-raping (allegedly,
whatever ), thieving vulgarian 'student'-athletes. Alright, look, that's not much of a distinction but that's not the point
of my frenzied, idiotic tirade. The point is that those streams never cross. Those schools are never to be confused with one another.
Do. You. See?

Orange and Blue are wonderful, bright, and hopeful colors. Garnet and Gold are the colors of dogshit after a typical Semenhole's three-legged
tick-infested stinkhound got into mama's bedazzled Chinese dollar store costume jewelry and it tore its way through the pitiful creature's
mudfactory.

Please reconsider your insolence, lest you want me to call my Dom. And who in the hell is C.J. Perry?

Paddlefoot - 4-1-2015 at 06:47 AM

^ And double loads for each of them.

Sterger was in some kind of preliminary WWE try-out thing with CJ a few years back but she didn't continue on. She opted instead for a career
that culminated when Brett Favre* texted her pics of his dick.

*OK, this puzzles me greatly. Fav-ray, the proper French way of saying it, is not that hard to pronounce so why in the fuck has this family been going
around for Jeebus knows how long pronouncing it as Far-vv? Seriously, WTF, some kind of typical American school system failure or some other dyslexic
thing that happens with swamp people? Say it the way it's spelled, dum-dums.

[Edited on 4/1/2015 by Paddlefoot]

janerd75 - 4-1-2015 at 07:01 AM

Stop that you.

Here, have this to wash the taste of slander out of your mouth. Though I do so hate to see our girl having a full on seizure in the ring and have no
one come to her rescue.

Paddlefoot - 4-1-2015 at 07:19 AM

A breakdancing Soviet? Has the whole world gone topsy-turvy? Commies don't know how to properly do the boogaloo!

My trollery has been discovered! I changed the school listed for correctitude.

Note that as someone who went to a school that's more "world-renowned for academic excellence" and less "foosball and sexy cowgirls in
America's swampy flaccid penis of a meth-lab," I can't tell which "school" below the Mason-Dixon is which. I've heard "y'all" play
"Big Boy Football" and hate when people say "Roll Tide." Other than that, I assume it's all frat hazings and pissing matches over sportsball.
:-P

[Edited on 4-1-2015 by Foxcalibur]

janerd75 - 4-1-2015 at 07:56 AM

You have redeemed yourself thusly:

"America's swampy flaccid penis of a meth-lab." I could write no better a description of Florida lest I had a bag of bath salts, a functional
voodoo shrine, and a scrumptious homeless guy's face to nosh for sustenance. Well played.

As for all the schools below the Mason-Dixon, they're all pretty much the same save for the level of inbreeding in the surrounding communities.
And going by that standard, Alabama would certainly take the crown.

Here, have this. However, I must apologize as she is a Seminole and as such you've just now been infected with visual A.I.D.S. Sorry about that.

Foxcalibur - 4-1-2015 at 08:28 AM

quote:Originally posted by janerd75
You have redeemed yourself thusly:

"America's swampy flaccid penis of a meth-lab." I could write no better a description of Florida lest I had a bag of bath salts, a functional
voodoo shrine, and a scrumptious homeless guy's face to nosh for sustenance. Well played.

Pretty sure I got much of that word-choice from Jon Stewart. But I don't think he said it with as much verve and jwah dah veev as I wrote it.
It's all in the delivery.

quote:Originally posted by janerd75
Here, have this. However, I must apologize as she is a Seminole and as such you've just now been infected with visual A.I.D.S. Sorry about that.

Pad, since you've been a bit depressed lately I decided to do something nice for you to cheer you up. Apparently Miami PD doesn't take too
kindly to Bulgarian sex trafficking rings operating in their fair city. Don't worry, he'll be fine. I just had some stuff n' thaaangs
lying around that 'accidentally' found its way into his gym bag. She's all yours now, pal.

Uh, now's your chance, man. HellllOOOOOoooo? Pad?

Snap out of it, godit!

No, not like that! What the fuck are you doing?!?!

Dude, they are going to use your fucking head to open the door to toss you out if you don't let her go...

Why is the son of Alfred Molina's character from Boogie Nights manhandling the future Mrs. Paddlefoot? Hand off her, damn you!

janerd75 - 4-13-2015 at 06:35 AM

No, no, NO! That's you Rum Dum, stop fucking up my bit. I swear there needs to be another one of those meet and greet What Do You Hideous
Fucks Look Like threads again. Until such time though, that's you and you're gacking fat rails off of Lana's tiddies after I had Rusev
falsely accused of human trafficking. Don't...don't take that fantasy away from me. I don't have anything else.