When a goon makes you die,Cuz you told him goodbye -- that's amore!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:

I'D LOVE TO BUT...

... I don't want to leave my comfort zone. ... I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. ... I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters. ... I have to fluff my shower cap. ... I have to fulfill my potential. ... I left my body in my other clothes. ... I made an appointment with a cuticle specialist. ... I'll be looking for a parking space. ... I'm being deported. ... I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian. ... I'm giving nuisance lessons at a convenience store. ... I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise. ... I'm sandblasting my oven. ... I'm taking a crash course in punk totem pole carving. ... I'm worried about my vertical hold. ... I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other. ... I've got a Friends of the Rutabaga meeting. ... it's too close to the turn of the century. ... my Millard Filmore Fan Club meets then. ... my plot to take over the world is thickening. ... my subconscious says no. ... none of my socks match. ... the grunion are running. ... the last time I went, I never came back. ... the monsters haven't turned blue yet; I have to eat more dots. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good morning everyboomie. ￼

Gads I'm in a hurry and my mind is a blank! ￼

Like I've always said, the first thing they taught me in art class was how to draw a blank, and I got an A+++. ￼

My teacher said I was inspired. And believe it or not, I've even gotten better with age.

I can even do it blind folded. ￼

I can do it right handed OR left handed.

The thing that has not gotten any better with age, unfortunately, is inspiration. ￼

If perspiration really makes up for it though, I should be almost back to even. ￼

Well, almost nearly, but.....not.....quite.....hardly. ￼

I’ve gotta be getting close though.

Have a happy day everybody!

joe

Edited by gymcandy1 (12/02/1210:22 PM)

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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

Good morning everyone. A bank trip and BJ's today. To all here and all who follow, have a Wonderful Monday. We get the results of hubby's Pet scan tommorrow. Please send lots of positive thoughts. Danish, Blueberry Pancakes, and French Toast in the NC.