I love my hero’s!Not in a worship them above God way, but in a respect kind of way. So it was with utter shock that one of my hero’s slipped today. I guess I should back up a minute. Ray Comfort is part of the team that is Way of the Master. They have Mastered (pun intended) a formulaic way of guilting people to find Christ. It works GREAT. I have used it myself, although not with the desired results. I got a chocolate milkshake in my face. Maybe I didn’t guilt good enough. Anyway, he is one of the gods (small g) of fundamentalism. He can take a passage and make it fit his agenda and theology without missing a beat and make you feel like a non-Christian for missing it. Genius!

But here is what he said today:

“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”
“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”
“What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”

Wait for about five seconds, close your eyes and say all three sentences again within your mind, making sure you emphasize the same italicised words (don’t cheat). If it doesn’t work, repeat the exercise, doing it slower with stronger emphasis on the italicized word.”

Ray, don’t you see what you are doing.

You are taking on the Emergent practice of meditation, or worse, you are taking on the New Age practice of chanting! Don’t you read Ken Silva (awesome) or Ingrid (awesome) about the perils of doing a satanic ritual. How can you call yourself a Christian and use such practices? Not only that, but you are asking others to do these practices as well. You might as well be a conduit for satan himself!

Please repent and get back on the straight and narrow. Actually, you might not have been saved since you are now using these practices. So repent and believe and be saved. Forsake these practices because they are from the devil and you know what that means. You use those verses all the time. Please Ray, before it is too late. Just one question to ask you Ray, Are you a good person?

Dude! This is a satire site!

Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.