I not only have 5, but they're each of a different type! I have a water bottle, a can of Coke (currently in service), a mug (holding pens and whatnot), a large travel-cup (ostensibly for coffee, but I can't stand the stuff, despite being from Seattle), and a coconut (from "tropical drink Friday" a couple of weeks ago). I'm willing to bet I'm the only monk with a coconut on his desk...

He could grip it by the husk...

"One word of warning: if you meet a bunch of Perl programmers on the bus or something, don't look them in the eye. They've been known to try to convert the young into Perl monks." - Frank Willison