The Earl: And what part of Scotland are you from?McMoe (Moe Howard): He’s from the southern part of Scotland, below the McMason-McDixon line.

[after The Earl has given the Stooges a smell of the cork from his bottle of whiskey]McShemp (Shemp Howard): When he said a sniff, he wasn’t kidding!
The Earl: [offering the cork] Have another?McShemp (Shemp Howard): No thanks, I’m driving.

The Earl: I want you to guard my valuables tonight, for I’m off to a gathering of the clan.McShemp (Shemp Howard): Oh, a clan bake, eh?