Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?Mr. Bean: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!