Beware the pretty wrapping of lifes little gifts. You may think that you are hitting the lotto but may soon find nothing more than the tear stained mattress in the the back of a van marked " Free Candy".

The more liberty and justice I witness, the more Anarchism seems like a viable option for a lifestyle.

Do not piss in the wind. Wisdom not only in the literal sense but in the metaphorical as well. Was in the ER yesterday after opening my finger down to the bone, and when I was leaving some lady was ripping into the nurse because her son has been waiting an hour. Her son. No visible marks ( like the old lady waiting longer), no IV... Read More

It never fails to amaze me how much some people will complain about waiting in the ER. Obviously they are going to triage you and if you aren't in danger of losing life and limb you are going to wait a while. Good for you for being a gentleman and not giving the nurses crap. I'm sure the wait sucked but I know the staff appreciate the people who politely and patiently wait their turn.

2012 ends, Mayans you lying bastards. I still think the best idea I've heard is to show the movie 2012 to the children being born, and tell them " thats right I lived through that shit". Wacky fucking year to be sure. 2013 looking to be interesting. If I can take 1 positive thing from my mothers crippling illness, it's life goes by quick... Read More

Spent the summer back on Vancouver Island. Beautiful place. Love the wildlife and lush, green scenery. Fed some deer, every night. Picked about 200 lbs of cherries, from up the tree. I don't like heights. Battled with a family of raccoons. Baby raccoons are cute. Mother raccoons are vicious cunts. Watched my mother on life support everyday for 2 months. Got to provide periodic... Read More

What does a Surrey girl say to her husband after having sex?....I'll be home in 10 minutes. Sigh, that one always makes me laugh. This summer weather is fucking nutter, it storms, it rains, its hot, it's windy and cold. Mother nature has a bad case of PMS. Still it's nice to see the sun when it decides to poke it... Read More

hey just responding to your comment on my blog, the mudder was amazing!! tough, long, worth every painful second. my only advice: do it in the summer. in may the water (and a lot fo the stuff involves water) is freezing. 41 degrees, and it cuts to the bone. however. will do it again and can't wait!

The postal service can suck a metric tonne of COCK. I cannot believe the level of fucktardedness displayed. It is my little girls 10th birthday today. I sent her a gift last week priority Xpress post, to make sure she had it on her birthday. I couldn't send it earlier because her mom didn't tell me what she wanted until 2 days before... Read More

Karma takes too long, I'd rather just beat the fuck outta you right now..... words to live by really. One of the other good ones I've heard lately is: don't make fun of your wife's choices, after all you were one of them. That is a thought that really doesn't occur to a lot of husbands I'd wager.

Game of Thrones, yup just can't get enough. One of the best motivational lines in entertainment today " Any man who dies with a clean sword, I will rape his fucking corpse." Yup made me wanna kick some ass. Everyone is talking about this " Miami Zombie". I know the jokes and all that, it was drug induced I get it. My big question to the... Read More

Nothing like listening to disturbed while hitting the iron. Haven't killed anything in awhile so I think I'm getting a little twitchy. Not that I take pleasure in it, it's not an emotional thing. More adrenaline than anything. It is a skill however, and like most skills if you don't use it you lose your coordination. Takes a steady hand and... Read More

Been going through a classic horror phase as of late, revisiting the ones of my youth. Todays installment was Silver Bullet by Stephen King. Classic werewolf story with the late Corey Haim playing a kid confined to a wheelchair. Although the wolf looks likes a pissed off muppet with rubbery skin, the movie was all and all good. Pushes the borders of taste not to... Read More