Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Ring Gear : Less Is More

Stretchy pants, singlets, bodysuits...I don't want to see any of that! If you ask me, the less a wrestler wears, the better. Here are some beefcakes who know that when it comes to ring gear, less is more.

Well, guys...I'M looking forward to the day when all a wrestler wears in the ring is a domineering attitude and a wry, cocky smile! I say, "BRING BACK the wonderful tradition of NAKED WRESTLING, as it was in the days of ANCIENT GREECE! (Now THEY sure had it RIGHT!)

Back then, I'll bet a "PILE DRIVER" had MUCH more of a literal, visceral, "GUT-WRENCHING" meaning than the figurative meaning, which it holds today.

I've been trying to think of wrestlers who changed to briefs and lost their appeal, and have yet to come up with one. Meanwhile, I wholeheartedly loved it when Randy Orton, Dolph Ziggler, Chris Jericho, Zac Ryder, and the Miz, all changed to briefs. Meanwhile, I miss Dave Otunga in briefs. And John Cena? I can only hope!