I’m So Fresh, You don’t want to know…

There’s a measurement for how fresh you are. It involves nut-sucking.

The internet loves DeAndre Cortez Way, aka Soulja Boy. At one point, the tubes overflowed with remixes and mashups for his song “Crank That,” but something far funnier has been filling the tubes ever since. His song “So Fresh” features perhaps the greatest rap lyric ever written: “I’m so fresh, you can suck my nuts.” A sincere and heartfelt thank you to you, DeAndre.