Some of the weird and wonderful e-mails I receive . . .

Class Reunion

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, ‘Do you know her?’

‘Yes,’ I sighed. ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.’
‘Oh my goodness!’ said my wife. ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’
So you see, there really are two ways to look at everything.