Coolest Wrestling Quotes.

I was watching some recent CM Punk, Steve Austin, and The Rock promos, and I got the idea to make this thread. Which quote have you heard a WWE superstar so that you thought was really cool, maybe its not a catchphrase but it has really stuck with you.

For a recent one it would be when CM Punk said

"You arms are to short to box with god".

But if you go back I think the coolest quote would have to be from Raven.

"Being crazy was the only thing that kept me﻿ from going insane."

I love these two wrestlers, and I think these two always deliver gold when on the mic, but these two quotes have stuck with me the most.

."Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions." - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper

."Know your role and shut your mouth! - The Rock

."To be that man, you've got to beat the man. Woooo!" - Ric Flair

."Hey, I drank milk that was a day past the expiration date, now that is extreme!"
."Oh it's true, it's damn true!"
."My names Kurt Angle so what the heck, I won a gold medal with a broken fricking neck! - Kurt Angle

As perhaps the greatest military strategist of all time, Napoleon, once said. "Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever." And unfortunately, the glory in my future means extinction in yours." - Raven

A lot of guys will come out and shout thinking that the louder they are the more people will listen, but I learned a long time ago that if a man has enough power it doesn't matter how softly he speaks because he'll have everyones attention." - Jake Roberts

If I can't jump high I'll jump from high places." - Mick Foley/Cactus Jack

Last edited by Dameduse823; 02-02-2013 at 05:11 PM.

When the Devil is to busy
And Death's a bit to much
They call on me by name you see, for my special touch

To the gentleman I'm Ms. Forture
To the ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name, any way it's all the same

"You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true!

See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!" - Scott Steiner

"You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe, and you can see that statement is not true!

See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin'. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin' me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winnin' drasticy go down. See the three-way, at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin'. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try! So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin' at Sacrifice! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin', if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at Sacrifice! See, McJoe; the numbers don't like, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!" - Scott Steiner