XenocideThese days I imagine he'd give some long-winded speech about the power of justice, and how he must sacrifice his life to defeat the Nega-Universal Omni-Trigger. But you can prevent this by playing through the commercial again as Shadow.

EvilHomerIt's a hybrid insurance mascot, formed when the Geico Gecko rammed into Flo during one of those Farmers damage simulations. She's Chris' biological daughter, and has had repeated MS Paint porn-scapades with Sonichu.

NewHeavenSalesmanWHAT WAS THAT GENERIC RETRO SOUND AT THE END, CERTAINLY NOT FROM SONIC

MORE LIKE UNPROGRESSIVE AM I RIGHT

SerisI'm sure I'm not the first one to ask, but. What the fuck does sonic need auto insurance for?

What I wanna no is why would Sonikku need insurance anyways?? Sonic's the fastest thing﻿ alive x3

CourtneytheHedgehog1 4 hours ago

EvilHomerAccording to the Sonic blogosphere, there seems to be some controversy as to whether the car driven by Sonic in "Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing" is enough to validate this commercial's premise.