â€¢ If we were Cam Newton and had to answer questions about shit that happened two years ago. “Um, thanks to everyone for being here today for this press conference. I’d like to address these questions about what happened two years ago at Florida. Here is my answer to all you crackers: Suck a big, fat black dick.”

â€¢ There’s nothing more intimidating to lily white members of the media like a giant black man hung like a thoroughbred.

…we get started with this insane study in all things boobs on the Internet. The Sand Bra, The Sidewinder, The Boob Circle, The Tandem Boob Press, Normal Cleavage, etc. This is a must-see today on company time. Amazing work. [Coed]