It's 2004, people. The 21st century has not only begun, it's been going on for an entire
Presidential term. So where's The Future? Where's our flying cars, and robot manservants,
and our George Jetson food-pills, and that hover-skateboard that Marty McFly used in
Back to the Future Part 2? For centuries, science fiction writers and have been predicting The Future,
and yet The Future hasn't come. What's up with that, yo? Why aren't we jacking our brains
directly into cyberspace, and hanging out with Klingons, and breaking down the barriers of space
and time as we soar through the universe in our shiny new pure-energy bodies? The People have spoken,
and it's unanimous: We want The Future, Now. We don't have It, and We should have had It
a long time ago...who's responsible for this utter and complete bullshit?

The answer is simple. The Republicans did it.

Cause The Democrats were like, "We should have flying cars!" And then
The Republicans were like, "Grrrrr!!!"

And then The Democrats were like, "But, what about our robot manservants?" And The Republicans
were like, "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!"

And The Democrats were like, "Um, can we at least have Marty McFly's skateboard?" And The
Republicans were like,

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!"

And THAT's why the future isn't here yet.

If The Republicans would just go to bed at a reasonable hour, they wouldn't be so damned cranky
about everything. And
if they weren't so cranky they wouldn't be going "Grrrr!" every time The Democats want more of
The Future to arrive. And that's A Fact.

So just put down the controller and go to sleep already, The Republicans!
Tony Hawk Pro Skater's going
to be there in the morning, you know. And if you just stop nay-saying everything
and do
what The People want for a change, you'll soon discover you'll still
get to play Tony Hawk Pro Skater...only it'll be in THE FUTURE!!!