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8 Yesterday, scientists in the States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they 8

9 fed one hundred men twelve cans of beer each and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn t drive. Months pass after God created Eve for Adam. God asks Adam, How is your woman? Adam replies back, God, she is nice and beautiful. She is great, except why did you make her so stupid and ignorant? God replies back to Adam, So she would love you. 9

10 A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink rapidly. Is everything okay? the bartender asks. My wife and I got 10

11 into a fight and she said she isn t talking to me for a month! The bartender says, Well, maybe that s kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet? Yeah. But today is the last day. 11

12 Three sisters, aged 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. Was I getting in the tub or out? she yells. The 94-year-old hollers back, I don t know, I ll come up to see. She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, Was I going up or going down? The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, shakes her head and says, I sure hope I never get that forgetful, and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, I ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who s at the door. 12

13 knock on wood During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password: Mick eyminnieplutohueylouiedeweydonaldgoofysacramen to. When her boss asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said: Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital. 13

14 character capital A young man working at a TV factory in the Soviet Union said to a friend one day. I m so broke, I can t even buy a TV set even though I work at a TV factory. His friend said, You should take different parts of a TV home every day. Then you can build a TV at home. The young man thought it 14

15 was a good idea, so he started taking parts from the factory. About a month later, he gathered all the parts. He put all the parts together and built a machine gun instead of a TV. 15

Speedy & Simple Kenji, Yoshio, and Goro are good at English. They have their ways of learning. Kenji often listens to English songs and tries to remember all the words. Yoshio reads one English book every

7 http://lovecoachirene.com 1 7! 7! 1 NOT KNOWING WHAT YOU WANT 2 BEING A SUBMISSIVE WOMAN 3 NOT ALLOWING THE MAN TO BE YOUR HERO 4 WAITING FOR HIM TO LEAD 5 NOT SPEAKING YOUR MIND 6 PUTTING HIM ON A PEDESTAL

No.149 Feb/1999 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Learned From Japanese Life and Experiences in Kagoshima When I first came to Japan I was really surprised by almost everything, the weather,

are you? I m thirteen years old. do you study at home every day? I study after dinner. is your cat? It s under the table. I leave for school at seven in Monday. I leave for school at seven on Monday. I

1 2 4 6 6 7 8 10 11 11 12 14 Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Page Hi everyone! My name is Martin Dusinberre, and I come from the UK. I first came to Iwaishima six years ago, when I taught English

Thanks for sending me Musashino University International Communication News Letter. I was graduated in 1996, and I came to America in 1998. It has been 10 years since I left Japan. I have a beautiful daughter.

Show & Tell Presentation - 170 - Presentation 1) Choose 1 topic 2) Write the reasons why you chose the topic. 3) Think about 3 points for the topic. Class No Name What would you like to do after graduation?

MESSAGE Dear Rotary Friends and Guests attending the District 2640 Conference, I send my warmest greetings to each and every one of you attending this 2004-2005 District Conference, I wish to express my

When Tom Smith was seventeen years old,!. He beginto borrow Mr. Smith s clothes when he wanted to go " # out with his friends the evening. Mr. Smith did not like $ this, and he always got very angry when

(1) 7 They stand to him each one a friend; They gently speak in the windy weather; They guide to valley, and ridge's end. The kestrel hovering by day, And the little owls that call by night, Bid him be

JAPANESE SHIP-OWNERS AND WORLD BULK MARKET BETWEEN THE TWO WORLD WARS Mariko Tatsuki Keisen University After World War I, Japanese shipping suffered for a long time from an excess of tonnage and severe

to + I m glad to hear the news. + He will be happy to know the result. POINT to She was happy to meet her friend. to I m sorry to hear about her illness. I m glad to meet you again. gladhappysorry sadangry

No.146 Feb/1998 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Once in a Lifetime Experience in a Foreign Country, Japan If it was not of my mentor, a teacher and a friend I would never be as I am now,

-1 Check out and trouble Role Playing Case 1: Keeping the luggage Please make sure you have everything with you. Thank you. I guess I won t leave anything in the room. Okay. Anyway can you take care of

To the Conference of District 2652 It is physically impossile for Mary Jane and me to attend the District Conferences around the world. As a result, we must use representatives for that purpose. I have

W e l c o m e t o J A P A N 254 Singer-songwriter Kyrie Kristmanson I am isolating myself, when I am writing songs. Q: I have heard that you have been writing songs in the middle of nature. Why? A: The

The guide dog made Mr. Suzuki happily ; happiness ; happy. robin We call ; say ; tell that bird a robin in English. You sad. What s the matter with you? My sister gave me a call. It me homesick. a / and

The Tragedy of Error by Henry James LEE Haruki When literary critics discuss Henry James s works, they tend to mainly focus on James s later works that are stylistically very sophisticated and difficult

AN ECOLOGICAL STUDY OF A SEASIDE VILLAGE IN THE NORTHERN PART OF THE NOTO PENINSULA (I) Village Life under the Feudal System of the Tokugawa Kokichi SAITO* At many places on the coast of the Noto Peninsula,

Traditional Idiom & Slang can t make heads or tails of something Keener : I m not sure now if I want to marry Gloria or not. I still love Lisa. Slacker : Really. What are you going to do? Keener : I don

To all Rotarians and Guests attendins the 2650 District Conference. Heather and I send wam greetings to everyone attending the 1997-98 District Conference. We wish to express our great appreciation for

No.132 2011.10 REPORTS TOPICS Last year, the Public Relations Committee, General Affairs Section and Professor Tomoki Machida created the IIS introduction video in Japanese. As per the request from Director

移植患者手記 海外研修生手記 Hello, I am DEMET OZCAN. I am a biologist and come from Turkey. I was bom in Amasya. I now live in Ankara which is the capital city of Turkey. I am forty six years ofld and have two children.

The research,consciousness of the mother who used temporary child care at the day nursery MATSUOKA Tomoko, SAKURADANI Mariko Research for the mother who has the experience which temporary child care was

Eugene O Neill, ~ Long Day s Journey into NightJourney A Moon for the Misbegotten Moon James O Neill Jr. Journey Journey Journey John Henry Raleigh O Neill s Long Day s Journey into Night and New Irish-Catholicism

The Journal of the Japan Academy of Nursing Administration and Policies Vol. 15, No. 2, PP 135-146, 2011 Differences between Expectations and Experiences of Experienced Nurses Entering a New Work Environment

Review The Secret to Healthy Long Life Decrease in Oxidative and Mental Stress My motto is Health is not all. But nothing can be done without health. Health is the most important requisite for all human

A Long long ago,this country had been covered deep forest, many Gods had inhabited since ancient time. A Battle beyween humans and fierce gods Can you heal her sorrow? All of you! Observe to the end! You

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