Included in this episode are the first twenty-two chapters where we are introduced to our Mary Sue tragically beautiful "goffik" heroine, Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, who spends her time shopping at Hot Topic, whining melodramatically, practicing vampirism, boinking Draco and Harry (who are both now hot "goffik" bi dudes in leather pants), flipping off preps, and single-handedly presiding over the Gerard Way Fan Club. Good luck figuring anything else out from this train-wreck.

Just don't fuck with Dumbledore. Especially when he has a headache.

As mentioned earlier, we plan on recording all of "My Immortal" at some point, although we may have to spread out the remaining chapters over two episodes. Why? Because this episode is almost two friggin' hours! Gah! At any rate, we're gonna take a short break before we return to the world of goffik Tara Gilesbie.