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It is odd that they are renaming streets in Kenya after him, even though “he wasn’t born there.”

“But his father was born there!,” you argue. Yeah, his father was a bum. A low life. A piece of garbage who ran away from his responsibilities like the majority of other black men. It was the mother who is the noble one, the one to be honored to respected. Not the drunken piece of crap father.

Speaking of renaming streets, I want to remind everyone that I was the first to predict that people down in Rainier Valley are going to push to have Rainier Avenue renamed Obama Avenue.

Hey kiddies! This one’s a real toughie, so you’d better put on your thinking caps and maybe even do some research, so you don’t publicly embarrass yourselves by saying something very stupid! Are you ready? Okay, here we goooooo …

Which one of this year’s presidential candidates was born in the United States of America?

[ ] 1. Barack Obama [ ] 2. John McCain

Hint: OK, I know this is tough, so here’s the cheat sheet: Panama is NOT a state!!

Lee- I agree it’s silly. All we need to do to shitcan this forever is to have an Independent Commission, with an Independent Council to review all the evidence…then hold hearings in the House & Senate, of course. Finally, let the Supreme Court review all the actual evidence and then make a decision. Simple process…should only take a couple of years….then Obama can legitimately, with no cloud over his head, begin serving his term.

troll– These KLOWNS love touting our 1st Black President out of one side of their mouth….while squealing RACIST out of the other side when someone points out 2 Crooked, Black Mayors of 2 major cities (Birmingham & Detroit).

The newest “Progressive” dementia is they are only Black when they do something outstanding…when they do something crooked, they aren’t black, even though they really are.

This notion of Obama as the ultimate Manchurian Candidate is fascinating. Just think about it for a minute…in 1960, the Trilateral Commission, or maybe a UN Black Helicopter Squad working secretly with Black Muslims identifies a young middle class white woman from Hawaii and whisks her off to Africa to be impregnated by a black man in Kenya. They have a mixed race baby and, with the support of these UN/Communist/Islamist conspiracists, manage to plant a back story to and has a mixed race baby boy in Africa.

This secret cabal manages to plant documentation to verify a birth on American soil so that, 47 years later this mixed race baby, born three years before the Civil Rights Act and 13 years before the Supreme Court overturned miscegnation laws in Loving vs Virginia, can one day become President of the United States to implement socialist rule and destroy Christianity?

I WISH TO FUCK THAT SOMEBODY WAS SO FUCKING WELL-ORGANIZED AND VISIONARY TO PULL OFF THIS KIND OF SHIT! If the wingnuts think the Democrats, the non-party of Will Rogers, could ever pull off this kind of sustained organized effort, they are far more delusional than any of us suspected.

@18 But, but, I thought they were godless, fascist, Muslim terrorists, whereas Democrats are godless, liberal-fascist-commie, terrorist sympathizers. Did I get that straight? Criminy, it’s getting to be difficult keeping track of this shit anymore.

Says a lot about Cyniclown that he as to point out his humor. (yes, it was funny) He holds himself up so high above us lowly Democrats that he feels compelled to explain his post, as though we might not get it.

Cyniclown, we get it. It is as funny as the rest of your posts, only this one was actually humorous.

So, Cynical thinks we should open the door for some special commission to investigate Obama’s qualifications to be President, with the Supreme Court (seven out of nine appointed by Republican presidents) being the ultimate decision-maker – just as they were in 2000. All to satisfy some right-wing lunatic fantasy theory with no foundation in facts. Then while he tries to run for two years with this “investigation” looming over his head, ultimately he will emerge stronger once his “legitimacy” is affirmed?

Yea. Sure. The Republicans would love that scenario. They suckered Clinton in with a special prosecutor to investigate Whitewater, which ultimately found no wrongdoing by either Clinton for those charges. But they spent the next five years expanding the investigation to cover every Republican allegation they hoped they could turn into a scandal, and ultimately had to settle with finding out that he lied about a one-time dalliance with an intern.

That’s the Republican plan for Obama, too. He’d be a fool to buy into it.

Of course, you’d never see McCain submitting to such an investigation over whether a son of a serviceman born in an occupied territory of a foreign country is a “natural-born citizen” as defined by the Constitution (as Amended).

And you sure didn’t see Bush, Cheney, Rove, et al submitting to any questioning under oath, even if it constituted Contempt of Congress to ignore the subpoenas.

I’m tired of Republicans insisting that the Democrats have to play by a set of rules which the Republicans have run roughshod over.

@17 – you know, they call us Anarchists conspiracy theorists, man if we only came up with the same kind of complicated impossible conspiracy theories as these guy’s did all about a man who hasn’t even done anything yet – we could rule the world!

@14 For chrissakes get it straight! He didn’t say “54 states” — “57 states” is what he didn’t say. What he said was, “fifty … [pause] … seven states.” Meaning, he started to say he had visited 50 states, but then corrected himself to say 47 of the lower 48 states. When he made this remark, he had visited all but 1 of the Lower 48. You wingnuts can’t even keep your own fucking rumors straight!

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