Snooki Changes Form Like A Pokemon. Oh, Good.

Now that we’re free of such annoying burdens as debating whether it’s right or wrong to shoot black kids for not letting you walk up to them in the dark with a vendetta – We’re (mostly) white. What do we care, amirite? – let’s take a moment to fully appreciate whatever the hell it is Snooki morphed into. Oh, I’m sorry. This is Snooki. Remember Snooki? Eats pickles? Pees on dance floors? Multiplies like a Gremlin? It’s hard to place her after they shaved her. You’re right.