Smutty Social Media, August 8, 2016

Jessica Biel’s restaurant Au Fudge was graced with a visit from Dembabies and the Elusive Chanteuse Butterfly. There are a lot of pillows, do you think her caravan includes an SUV full of extra pillows in case the seating options aren’t sufficient?

People keep yelling at Ryan Seacrest for spoiling events with his Olympic posts. I don’t watch sports but I also don’t sympathize with Spoiler Babies. Is this considered a true spoiler? I always thought a spoiler was something that hasn’t happened yet. (Also Breaking Bad went off the air 3 years ago, either watch it or I WILL tell you how it ended. With secret evil glee.)

Angela and Pam are best friends in real life?! Don’t we all have the friend with really great hair who’s like “Oh I use this wand it takes me 5 minutes” and you buy it and the first time you use it, it scorches the tips of your finger and so it sits in a drawer forever. Angela is that friend.