Friday, April 3, 2009

To all those who are sane and live ordinary lives, this post isn't for you. This post is dedicated to all those who decide to go off their hinges, start a killing a spree and then kill themselves. Lame.

Like today, some dude in New York entered an immigration service building and opened fire. He killed twelve people, injured several more and then killed himself. Lame Lame Lame. First off, it is obviously lame to go kill people. I don't really think that needs to be said. What I do think is especially lame is to just kill yourself after you've gone on the rampage.

I don't know why, but I that's lame. That's what everybody who goes on a killing spree does, they kill themselves. Now maybe you kill yourself after being horrified of all that you've done, or maybe you thought you could escape. I don't know. But be original at least and turn yourself in.

Yes you may spend the rest of your days in an orange outfit and living off the state for a while, but hey, you at least didn't end your life. Maybe you can redeem yourself. I'm not exactly sure what can be done, since I'm not a law student or anything, but I think it'd be better to turn yourself in.

Of course the best course of action would be to not go on a rampage. If you're so upset, well go to the shooting range, see counselor, something. Anything. Just don't be lame and kill yourself in the end.

If nothing else, know that it is now unoriginal and done to death (literally). Heck, if you're really hankering to kill something, get a hunting permit and hunt the legally prescribed animal, or join the armed forces. You get to shoot things and your serving the nation.