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Psycadelic Squirrel on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122396
Fri, 11 May 2012 17:10:48 +0000Psycadelic Squirrel122396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Was it a xylem seeker that did it?
</p>The Nage on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122377
Fri, 11 May 2012 14:12:52 +0000The Nage122377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>What a cunt.
</p>bonjonelson on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122374
Fri, 11 May 2012 14:09:20 +0000bonjonelson122374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Sigh.</p>
<p>Tree insurance is going up again no doubt.
</p>Not Amused on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122347
Fri, 11 May 2012 10:02:54 +0000Not Amused122347@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Dear Button,<br />
I am sorry to hear about your tree. </p>
<p>If it was a relatively young tree then you are probably just the victim of the latest tree fashions. The tree equivalent of teenagers have just started to become aware of the tree equivalent of trainers (the pot in your case). </p>
<p>They have started to run away and find different pots to wear when they decide that their pot is no longer cool. </p>
<p>You can take advantage of this by having a lot of empty pots in your garden which are attractive to teen trees. You will find that trees start to appear in them. </p>
<p>If you are suffering from tree problems, then there are tree psychologists available who can analyse your tree's behaviour and suggest solutions. They like to be watch the wold from a high vantage point for example and putting a tree on a shelf in your garden often can make them feel more confident.</p>
<p>Yours</p>
<p>The Tree Doctor
</p>cinquecento on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122326
Fri, 11 May 2012 07:43:11 +0000cinquecento122326@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>has your 'pot for sale' ad drawn any interest?
</p>button on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122280
Thu, 10 May 2012 20:32:52 +0000button122280@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Dvo that is exactly what i've been thinking. I mean, its a nice pot, why would you not take the pot? In fact I'm slightly insulted they didn't want my pot. Fussy bastards.
</p>dvo4fun on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122278
Thu, 10 May 2012 19:06:48 +0000dvo4fun122278@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>So, they took the tree but left the pot? What did they carry it away in? Another pot which they'd brought along?
</p>rustytruss on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122274
Thu, 10 May 2012 18:52:44 +0000rustytruss122274@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Have you called the copse? I wood but I don't suppose anyone saw anything.
</p>charlies_hat on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122273
Thu, 10 May 2012 18:36:43 +0000charlies_hat122273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Gutted, I scrolled down to add my line and Beau has beaten me to it.</p>
<p>Anyway, does anyone want to buy a small tree?
</p>nostra da mouse on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122268
Thu, 10 May 2012 17:46:45 +0000nostra da mouse122268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>A perennial problem
</p>Scronnyglonkle on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122267
Thu, 10 May 2012 16:53:17 +0000Scronnyglonkle122267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Probably kids, they don't respect their Elders anymore!
</p>Sinnick on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122263
Thu, 10 May 2012 16:45:22 +0000Sinnick122263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Call for Inspector Gorse
</p>beau-jolly on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122245
Thu, 10 May 2012 14:38:53 +0000beau-jolly122245@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Could have been worse. Some one could have stolen pot from a tree in your garden.
</p>wallster on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122189
Thu, 10 May 2012 13:41:28 +0000wallster122189@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Probably just a bunch of kids larching around. I hope they give 'em the birch.
</p>Thor on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122184
Thu, 10 May 2012 13:36:28 +0000Thor122184@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>“Let’s be ‘avin’ yew."
</p>The All New Jeni B on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122141
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:56:12 +0000The All New Jeni B122141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Oak-ey. Do you have anything to go on?<br />
A palm-print maybe?<br />
Sorry, that was acorny.
</p>godly1966 on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122139
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:54:39 +0000godly1966122139@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>stop pineing for it.
</p>Scroat on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122137
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:53:59 +0000Scroat122137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Life's a beech.
</p>Scroat on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122135
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:53:09 +0000Scroat122135@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Leaf it, OK!
</p>Thor on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122132
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:52:23 +0000Thor122132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>They’ll be bark-ing up the wrong tree, as usual, but don’t get needled.
</p>button on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122127
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:48:51 +0000button122127@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Police have launched a root and branch investigation.
</p>bonjonelson on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122105
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:32:47 +0000bonjonelson122105@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Yew left yourself open for that one, button.
</p>godly1966 on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122103
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:32:00 +0000godly1966122103@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Call special branch. Hire a privet detective. sorry
</p>button on "Victim of crime"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=42718#post-122093
Thu, 10 May 2012 12:23:11 +0000button122093@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Someone has stolen a tree from a pot in my front garden. I'm feeling somewhat vexed.
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