This short story is a true story about one morning when I was five hours late for work. Unfortunately, it was on a job I had just started. My best friend kept me 'til the wee hours, and I must've turned off the alarm. In my 20-year-old brilliance, I thought if I got a doctor's note then everything would be fine. When I got to the hospital and reported food poisoning . . .

Teachers: we've all seen them out and about in society. When I was little I figured that their classrooms were like their own private little biospheres; I just didn't know where they slept. (I about fainted the first time I saw my teacher at a grocery store.)
OK, so maybe they are just like everybody else, but what about special education teachers? Surely they aren't normal...right?

What would you get if you crossed Jon Stewart and Erma Bombeck? Humor Me! It is a compilation of reader favorites from Rosie Sorenson's humor column, including political observations such as Dear Mr. NSA and TSA Reject; bemused domestic rants such as iHusband and I Do Not Have Closet Phobia' and, thirty-one other whimsical offerings, Blowing Bubbles In North Korea and This Little Piggy.

Based on a true story about men who experience the adventure of a life time.
Men who become birds at will, and soar with wings over Mountains and Jungles,
who dance among Mother Natures up drafts.
Feel what it is like to fly free as a bird flying over exotic lands and strange cultures while
soaring like Eagles and Partying like Vultures. Soar in the days sun and party wild in the stars.

"TWINS. It's the kind of word that only ever happens to somebody else." This is the kind of dry humour that characterizes Gingers & Wry, an autobiographical account of a stay@home Dad of tenacious toddler twin boys. Join the author as he finds the humour in situations that would make the Dalai Lama scream out in anger. You'll never see the world the same once you've seen it through Dwayne's eyes.

In his usual tongue-in-cheek style Vince writes about the years of living with his Mother-in-law. Some are poignant, some are outlandish and all of them will make you smile. His last chapter gives details of when his mother-in-law was a young woman, fleeing the Nazis in WWII.

Ever wonder what the guy at the counter of your local party store is thinking? Or are you considering working as a cashier at your local party store? If so, this survival guide is exactly what you need to ensure your survival.

Should you need a license in order to become a parent? What’s wrong with calling people Ms. and Mr.? Why is casual day at the office insulting? Why should you take down the flag? Is women’s fiction really women’s fiction? Should we have professional jurors? Why shouldn’t athletes take performance-enhancing drugs? Why should you boycott marriage? And let’s talk about the weather report…

Concussive diaper explosions and aircraft lavatories. (The Mile-High Club just isn’t the same thing after kids.) Death, destruction and debt. (How can a child be born $1800 in the hole?) Sibling rivalries of biblical proportions. (“I’m telling God!” “Oh yeah? I’m telling Mom!”) Sometimes the experience of training up kids seems more akin to experiencing a train wreck.

This book is like the Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. It will provide you with a glimpse into the life you may have if you continue to make bad financial decisions. We offer 72 ways to prepare ALPO that you will love. It is meant as a parody and an eye opener for anyone who lives above their means and does not think saving for the future is important.

Little stories about beloved animals and their interaction with other creatures are beautifully illustrated in soft colours for light reading. There are no great events, no massive dramas; just life and nature. Adults and children alike will enjoy these tales from a South African childhood filled with various pets, insects, sights and scenes.

A hilarious collection of observations of everyday life for an Expat in the Philippines, seen through the eyes of The Anonymous Bear. In this collection of essays, as told to Perry Gamsby, author of the StreetWise Philippines series of best selling expat guides to the Philippines we explore the irreverent, the ridiculous, the sublime aspects of living in this fascinating country.

Emergency Laughter: It Wasn't Funny When It Happened, But It Is Now! A collection of hilarious real-life medical stories written by a 20-year veteran of emergency medicine & surgery.
Laughter helps the mind, heals the body and is a critical survival tool for all who deal with death, dying and disaster up close.
Author Mike Cyra shows that it's ok to laugh at yourself and the world around you.

101 Things To Do Before The Apocalypse is the ultimate tongue in cheek guide on how you could spend the time our planet has left, but it's not your ordinary bucket list. It’s time to do all the things you’ve only dreamed about doing. Each item is written in the same fun, humorous and quirky style featured throughout the book. I guess you could think of it as a bucket list… for society!

Collecting the text of signs, menus and local newspaper articles that display whimsical use of the English language has long been a pastime for travelers abroad. This small volume contains some of the most humorous I have seen.