and pray for the thunder

You know, I was going to moan about the LJ thing and say things like "censorship" and "software design" and "ticky box" and "calm the actual fuck down". But I'm too lazy to type words that don't somehow end in Harry sexing Draco up. So instead, I bring you a poll.

PLEASE INDICATE HOW OFFENDED THE FOLLOWING WORDS AND EXPRESSIONS MAKE YOU: