Thursday, May 26, 2016

Richard Bilbao at the Orlando Business Journal reports that a new Universal Studios Sub-District 8 zoning for theme parks and entertainment map has been provided to Orange County's planning development.

Image from Orange County. Image gathered from Orlando Business Journal.

This land will be zone for resorts, theme parks, and entertainment areas per our initial speculation. In addition, two other land areas to the east have been purchased and show a transportation line between them and the main property. Universal could be focusing on the main property right now with the two annexed pieces of land being used for future resorts and hotels. Conversely the pieces of land could be used for parking garages or a transportation hub as those parcels of land are closer to the I-4 off ramp. This now brings Universal's new land ownership to 475 acres, up from 450 originally purchased.

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Joe, Lane, and Nick reunite for the anniversary of their graduation pub crawl only to find the childhood town they grew up in has been invaded. Before their deaths they talk about local theme park news and updates, Shanghai Disneyland impressions, Disney Springs opening and STK, Grad Nights, Frozen Ever After opening, Mako testing, Kong AAs, Hulk details, Universal zoning land, CityWalk evicting tenants, and shortly touch on Joe's trip to Orlando.

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Skull Island: Reign of Kong is quickly approaching opening. Here's an update on the attraction.

Several sources have stated that Team Members have been reporting to the attraction the past few weeks. This is a good indication that soft openings could occur once any last minute issues are fixed.

Regarding last minute issues, Teebin at Orlando United has suggested that the ride vehicles have been having issues reporting back their locations to the central ride system. This mirrors some similar issues with Gringotts, but we do not expect the issue is as severe.

Universal Orlando has released a teaser video and image of the new Kong AA figure featured in the attraction.

Copyright Universal Orlando Resort.

USA Today journalist Sara Sekula tweeted out a photo of her and Universal Creative lead for the project Mike West in the queue for the attraction.

The Incredible Hulk rebuild and reimagining is becoming clearer now as Universal Orlando has released concept art a new video previewing the attraction.

New entrance sign and outdoor queue. The steel track used in the sign is from the prior attraction. Photo copyright Universal Orlando Resort.

New indoor queue will update the visual aesthetic of the attraction and also provide the best enhancement to the experience: air condition. Photo copyright Universal Orlando Resort.

This past week the coaster has started running tests with water dummies. Mako Madness has the footage. You'll notice the characteristic roar of the coaster is missing, we expect this was dampened to reduce noise pollution in the community. It is possible the roar could be recreated in the park using speakers around guest areas.

The Incredible Hulk reopens late summer 2016, around August or September.

Friday, May 20, 2016

On the one hand, a sequel is like playing with house money.
The original creation upon which the sequel is based on has already been deemed
a success in some form (or else there wouldn’t be a sequel!) and the “second
version” is simply a continuation or extrapolation of the first version. Even
if the second version does not result in the same success as the original, it
can still be looked at favorably as a continuation of a franchise, and an
opportunity to give the franchise brand the exposure it needs to go on going.
It’s one of the “safe investments” that entertainment executives love: since
the original version was such a success, creating a sequel is like creating an
ATM machine, where the money just keeps coming. In Hollywood parlance, it’s one
of the safest gambles you can make.

Hollywood knows all about taking safe gambles!

And yet, the creative (and by that I mean “actually
creative”) community looks at the concept of sequels very differently. Unlike the executive types, the creative types
actually take each project as a challenge to do the best creative work you can.
Unlike the executives, who think sequels are like Nick Papagiorgio’s experience
in Vegas Vacation, where he puts four
quarters in four slot machines and wins four cars, asking creative
professionals to make a sequel is like saying, “hey, great job climbing that
Himalayan death mountain over the past two years…wanna climb another one that’s
even steeper and deathier?” (Sidebar: deathier might not actually be a word,
but I think it’s appropriate in this case)

Ask any major creative force in the movie industry, and
they’ll tell you that sequels are usually much harder to produce than original
creations. If you’re creating something like Star Wars or Matrix or Back to the Future out of thin air, then
you just make it up as you go. There’s comparatively little executive
interference, except for their constant whining “story notes” that they don’t
get what’s going on (glad they’re in charge!), and there is no fan interference
because, at this stage, there’s no fans. Man, life was great back in the day!

Sir, I think we need a slightly bigger budget...

But when the sequel is announced, everybody has an opinion. The characters and stories are now
beloved. Everyone with a keyboard and an emo avatar will lay out the entire plot (or what they think should
be the entire plot) of the potential sequel. This is how the story should go. These two should fall in love. This
guy should die (fans can be dark sometimes). And if you don’t follow their
fan fiction, woe be your MetaCritic rating. And the executives and marketing
people have their own opinions, too. “We need more droids that we can base our
merchandise on!” “We need more animal sidekicks!” “We need an octopus played by
Bill Nighy!”

There are expectations galore. And, the characters have now
been established. Once Mickey Mouse’s character as the lovable (and G-rated)
little guy was finally nailed down after a few years of trial and error
(Mickey’s first ever role in Plane Crazy
involved him using Minnie’s panties as a parachute. Seriously, Mickey was kind
of out there in his Black and White years. Watch Traffic Troubles or The Barn
Dance some time), a little piece of Walt lamented the fact that Mickey had
to become the symbol of the company, and thus had to be stripped of his more
mischievous side. This part of Mickey was eventually transferred to other
characters, especially Donald and Chip ‘n Dale.

This eventual vanilla treatment of Mickey also transpired
with other franchise symbols, such as Superman and Kermit the Frog, where their
more naughty sides would vanish in almost perfect synchronization with how many
t-shirts they sold. After Star Wars,
C3PO and R2D2 (who have surprisingly large roles in the original, and actually
drive the plot for the first 45 minutes) would fade into the background as
simple secondary comic characters in Empire
Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.

And creative producers know what executives apparently do
not: for every Dark Knight or Toy Story 2 or Terminator 2, there is a Basic
Instinct 2 or Exorcist: The Beginning
or Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars (seriously…WHAT).
Practically every famous creative producer, from Jim Cameron (Terminator) to Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings) to Bob Zemeckis (Back to the Future) are quoted as saying
that making the sequels to their beloved franchises were far more difficult
than creating the originals.

Actually, you know what Jim Cameron? Stop complaining.

Sequels are often loaded with bigger budgets, and therefore
can run off the rails faster, following the “bigger they are, the harder they
fall” mantra. While films controlled by executives practically guarantee
sequels that are bland and boring (see: every Disney animated direct-to-video
sequel in the history of video), there is too much pressure to put everything into the films when creative
producers are in charge. This is why overly-gigantic productions like Matrix Reloaded, Dead Man’s Chest, and more recently, Age of Ultron, seem to collapse under their own weight. There is,
after all, such a thing as too much
creative freedom, and budgets that are too big.

Such is the fickleness of a sequel. It must, somehow, be the
same yet different than the original. The characters must go to new places, yet
maintain the same qualities that made audiences fall in love with them in the
first place. This is especially hard when a character goes through a complete
throughline transformation, as Neo does in The
Matrix. The sequels just did not take Neo to satisfactory places, because
his arc in the first movie was so absolute and transformative. This also leads
to the opposite temptation: to give secondary characters from the original film
a more prominent (some would say over-prominent) role in the sequel. This,
obviously, is what happened with Jack Sparrow, who is, at best, the third-most
important character in Pirates of the
Caribbean, and becomes literally the center
of the entire bloody Pirates universe on everything created after the
original. Literally, if there were a bright center of the Pirates universe, it would have Johnny Depp’s face on it.

As you can tell, sequels are tricky to balance. The key lies
in how to grow the franchise without betraying its original themes and
intentions, while at the same time not cannibalizing the original’s effective
reach to the audience. Easy, right?

The Same, Yet Different...in Florida

Which brings us to Walt Disney World, which for all intents
and purposes was a macrocosm of every potential problem and question a sequel
might have in its creation. It is the Muhammad Ali of sequels in the Walt
Disney Company’s history.

Walt notoriously hated sequels. In addition to the reasons
given above, Walt did not like sequels because he wanted to continuously push
the envelope of a creative medium. He felt retreading on familiar ground was a
waste of time and effort for him and his artists, and gave his competition time
to catch up with him creatively.

So when he set about in creating a “sequel” to Disneyland,
he was bound and determined to make it as distinctive from the Anaheim original
as possible. Actually, in Walt’s mind, the entire reason to build Disney World
was not to build another Disneyland, but to build a city of the future, his
EPCOT. And for that, he would need land, lots of land.

Pictured: Phase II

Seriously, Guys...We Need More Land

Walt’s determination for Disneyland: The Sequel came from
his lamentation that everyone could buy land outside of Disneyland but him.
Walt didn’t even have money to finish the whole park in 1955. He had to rely on
a huge loan from ABC (in return for his Disneyland
television show) and the revenue from a million sponsors (seriously, back in
the day practically every food location, building, latrine, and singing
waterfall was sponsored by a major conglomerate) just to get the park open on
time, and even then, Tomorrowland was only half-finished, and Fantasyland
attractions had to be housed in maintenance sheds with banners draped over the
walls to hide the fact that they were maintenance sheds. He even gave Jack
Wrather a 99-year exclusive license to the Disney name in Anaheim so Jack could
build a Disneyland-themed hotel across the street from the park.

Since Walt was a notorious control freak, he was devastated
that he did not have the money to control the Anaheim area around Disneyland.
Around Harbor Boulevard sprang seedy motels and restaurants, none of which had
anything resembling good design sense and architecture (this unfortunate
development was carried to its logical and fitting conclusion with the opening
of Disney’s California Adventure). Big hotel companies such as Sheraton
proposed massive high-rise hotels across Ball Road, which would have the
undesirable side effect of being conspicuously not part of Disneyland but would
be able to be seen by guests in many locations throughout the park (Walt
successfully petitioned the Anaheim City Counsel to enact strict zoning and
height restrictions in the immediate Disneyland area). All of these bright,
loud, conspicuous buildings would clash with each other on Disneyland’s
doorstep in what Judge Claude Frollo would describe as a “shallow, drunken
stupor.” It had the effect on Disneyland visitors of sitting down to watch Fantasia, only having the first ten
minutes replaced with a Burger King commercial.

Naturally, Walt was devastated. And more than a little
upset. He knew that Disneyland served only a fraction of the United States
tourist population, and so began thinking about a possible Disneyland East. And
this time, he would make sure there would be lots more space for his ideas.

Eastern Land Expedition

As any good Disney fan knows, Walt used the attractions he
produced for the 1964 New York World’s Fair (Ford Magic Skyway, Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln, Carousel of
Progress, and It’s a Small World)
as a test to determine whether or not Disney’s attractions would be popular on
the east coast, when there already existed a Disneyland that anyone could
visit. Of course, Walt didn’t have to worry about such things, as Disney’s
attractions were 4 of the top 5 most popular attractions at the fair.

So Walt began looking for the best location for his
Disneyland 2: Electric Boogaloo. The frontrunners in the beginning (St. Louis,
Niagara Falls, Palm Beach, and Washington DC) were rejected for various reasons
(land, weather, proximity to beaches, a lack of tiny lizards and toads that
could stick to your hotel window and scare the crap out of you before you left
for Extra Magic Hour), and Walt’s team decided that Orlando would be the
perfect place for Project X.

Walt bought an insane
amount of land. I mean, we all know Disney World is twice the size of
Manhattan. Walt just walked in and bought the land, from everyone, right under
their noses. It’s like the exact opposite of what happened when Disney tried to
build Disney’s America. And Walt knew exactly what he was buying it for. It
wouldn’t be another Disneyland. That would be the weenie for Roy’s boys, and
the banks, and the investors. Walt wasn’t interested in the sequel Magic
Kingdom. He wanted EPCOT. He wanted his city of tomorrow, his next great dream.
After they had already bought 12,000 acres, Roy told Walt that they shouldn’t
buy any more land, since the money was getting short. Walt shot back, “how
would you like to own 7,000 acres around Disneyland right now?” “Buy the land!”
Roy shouted.

Buy it, damn it! Just DO IT!!!

Unfortunately, after plans were made, 27,500 acres were
acquired, and a preview film created, Walt passed away. The Walt Disney Company
was almost sold. And Disney World came this
close to being as nonexistent as Walt’s dream city.

Thankfully, that didn’t happen. Roy became determined to
finish the Disney World project (now named Walt Disney World in honor of The
Man), come hell or high water (and let’s be honest, Orlando was a little of
both). But, the EPCOT city would not be a part of Phase I. To make WDW a viable
investment to the banks and the money men, Roy would build Disneyland 2: The
Return of Jafar as the only main attraction of WDW’s initial development, along
with several hotels, golf courses, and a campground.

It looked just like this!

And so, this is where sequel-itis would finally come into
play. Out of financial necessity, Roy had to downgrade the Disney World project
and build only one spoke of a fantastic wheel, and that spoke was, quite
simply, a bigger, better version of Disneyland. That would be the whole ball of
wax, the entire WDW development for its first 5-7 years of existence. And so,
Disney’s stable of genius designers had to grasp the intricate philosophical
question: how to invent a second version of the most successful amusement park
entertainment complex of all time.

200% More

Of course, in the grandest Walt Disney tradition, Disney’s
Imagineers wanted to take what they had already accomplished at Disneyland and
create a version that was an order of
magnitude bigger and better than the original. They would, in one fell
swoop, fix the mistakes and growing pains found in the improvisational design
style of the original Magic Kingdom while pushing the envelope and
evolutionizing practically every conceptual inch of what was created for
Disneyland. Indeed, more than a decade had past since Disneyland first opened,
and Walt and his crew had proven their products grow by leaps and bounds in an
astonishingly short amount of time. After all, Disney animation went from
wire-and-bubble black and white Mickey Mouse cartoons to Technicolor to
multiplane animation to Snow White in
LESS THAN TEN YEARS (everyone forgets just how jaw dropping that is. No really,
think about it. And then Fantasia
three years later. Just…wow). And at Disneyland, the Imagineers evolved their
craft from Mr. Toad, Canal Boats of the World and the Pack Mule ride in 1955 to
Pirates of the Caribbean, Carousel of Progress, and Haunted Mansion just over
ten years later. Think of what they could do to push the envelope even further
at Disney World!

And they certainly were determined to push that envelope. In
fact, they would look to push it in every conceivable facet of the resort. If
Disney was going to make a sequel, then by golly in the best Walt Disney
tradition they were going to make it be no less than a trip to the moon and
back. Every feature of Disneyland 2: Scamp’s Adventure was going to be plussed
in some major way. Take a look below at the semi-comprehensive list of ideas
the Imagineers were determined to bring to Lake Buena Vista:

Main Street

1.As the Imagineers discovered an old town
square/main street area that was about to be torn down in nearby Winter Park,
they determined that Main Street would be paved not with the usual concrete,
but with real red brick, all the way up and down the street.

2.The new Castle would have much more space to
bloom into its full potential. The Imagineers discussed the appropriate parameters
of the new castle, they determined that the castle would have to be a beckoning
hand, a weenie, that could be seen all the way across Seven Seas Lagoon to
entice visitors, similar to how the Matterhorn beckons visitors into Disneyland
from the parking lot and Anaheim freeways. And, also like the Matterhorn, the
castle would also be used as a compass and directional point for guests within
the park, to orient them and provide them with a beacon they could return to
should they get lost. Since WDW’s Magic Kingdom was larger than DL’s the castle
would have to be taller than the Matterhorn’s 146 feet, and eventually was
built to be 183 feet tall.

3.All shops and amenities, from the barber shop to
Center Street, were designed with bigger crowds in mind, so every walkway and
public area was expanded much larger than its Disneyland counterpart.

4.The Castle would also be surrounded by a full
moat, to create a full transition space between the central hub and the
surrounding lands. Since the moat would be much larger, and continue as the
waterways of Adventureland, the Imagineers created a small
transportation/atmosphere attraction to sail up and down the waterways.
Familiar to Rollercoaster Tycoon fans everywhere, the boats would be designed
as classic Swan Boats from several classic amusement parks.

5.The Plaza Pavilion, which at Disneyland was a
pleasant indoor/outdoor QSR restaurant with a patio at the hub, would become
the full-fledged Crystal Palace restaurant, a glimmering jewel of glass with a
full-service restaurant housed inside.

6.The Hub would be greatly expanded to provide
more transition space between Main Street and the surrounding lands, allowing
the Imagineers to gently shift guests from one locale to another via thematic
elements such as background music, pavement composition, and color palette.

Adventureland

1.Adventureland would become almost its own
miniature Main Street. While the Disneyland Adventureland was basically a
boulevard with a small collection of shops and a few attractions, WDW’s
Adventureland would have its own “central hub” at its termination point, from
which the guests could choose among a variety of attractions, shops, and
full-service food locations. However, much like DL’s Adventureland, it would be
the only land in the park not to provide a weenie to beckon guests past its
front gate. To keep its spirit of adventure and mystery, Adventureland’s main
drag weaves its way around buildings and landmarks, never in a straight line,
to keep guests guessing what might be around the next bend.

2.The
Enchanted Tiki Room would move from its awkward position at Disneyland (where
it sits on the bridge from Main Street to Adventureland with very little
transition) to its ultimate destiny as the weenie attraction of Adventureland.
The Imagineers would build a thatched tower above the Tiki Room at the end of
Adventureland’s central hub area (remember, in 1971 the Tiki Room would require
an E Ticket!) as a testament to its heightened status at the time. And, while
DL’s Tiki Room had its small but perfunctory Dole Whip stand, the Tiki Room at
WDW would become a full-fledged pavilion, The Sunshine Pavilion, a Cro-Magnon
precursor to EPCOT Center, which would house not only a much-larger Tiki Room
show area but also the Sunshine Tree Terrace QSR location, complete with its
own specialty drink (the Citrus Swirl) and even its own mascot (the Little
Orange Bird).

3.The
Swiss Family Treehouse and Jungle Cruise would be much expanded, with the
Jungle Cruise becoming a Marc Davis masterwork from beginning to end, with the
addition of several show scenes, waterfalls, animals, and an Angkor Temple to
house the cobras, the monkeys, and the Bengal tiger.

Frontierland/Liberty
Square

1.The Frontierland complex at WDW would have fixed
a major, glaring issue inherent in the DL version, namely, that sub-land New
Orleans Square was structurally more an outlet of Frontierland than it was its
own land. Remember, in the days before Bear/Critter Country, the northwest
section of the park, now home to Splash Mountain, was part of Frontierland, and
hosted Indian Villages and the like. So, in essence, if you were to walk from
the Hub through the section of Frontierland that borders the River, you would
walk from the Nature’s Wonderland/stockade section of Frontierland through New Orleans Square and then back into Frontierland. As you can
imagine, this was a jarring and quite nonsensical transition, to say the least.
The Imagineers looked to remedy this by combining WDW’s Frontierland with a new
offshoot land, Liberty Square, to form an “American History Land” connecting
this entire western section of the park into one big mega-complex. As you enter
from the Hub and walk down the River, you actually gradually pass through
American history from the revolutionary times through the Old West years, as
each building in succession represents a later and later time period.

2.The northwest corner of Frontierland would
culminate with Thunder Mesa, the largest attraction project Disney had planned
up to that time. It would have been housed in a massive structure, and
contained multiple attractions, including the Western River Expedition boat
ride (to replace Pirates of the Caribbean, which was originally NOT part of the
WDW plans), a log flume ride, and a mine train roller coaster ride (a precursor
to Big Thunder Mountain).

3.Frontierland would add Marc Davis’s Country Bear
Jamboree animatronic show, originally planned for the Mineral King Ski Resort.

4.Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln would expand to
realize Walt’s original plans for the One Nation Under God attraction, which
would include animatronics of all the US presidents.

5.Though it had been built at Disneyland just a
few years before WDW’s opening, The Haunted Mansion would adopt a more American
Gothic façade, as well as a few added show scenes at the beginning of the ride.

6.There was some talk (briefly) about placing
either The Haunted Mansion or Pirates of the Caribbean on the other side of the
River, in the space currently occupied by Tom Sawyer’s Island. This setup was
eventually actualized at Disneyland Paris with Big Thunder Mountain.

Fantasyland

1.Fantasyland would gain its “castle court” setup,
with most of the attractions that resembled old amusement park rides (the
carousel, Dumbo, the dark rides) set up with similar medieval fair-type facades.
However, the WDW version of Fantasyland would also add a “European” section on
its west side to better transition with the Liberty Square architecture of the
Columbia Harbor House restaurant, which bordered Fantasyland. The
European/Chalet style architecture would be featured in the Pinocchio Village
Haus restaurant, Peter Pan’s Flight, It’s a Small World, and the Skyway
Fantasyland station.

3.Disneyland’s Submarine Voyage would transform
into the 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea attraction, themed to the Jules Verne
novel and Disney film of the same name.

4.The classic Fantasyland Trio of dark rides would
be replaced with three new classics. Instead of rides based on Mr. Toad, Peter
Pan, and Snow White, WDW would have attractions based on Ichabod Crane, Mary
Poppins, and Sleeping Beauty.

Tomorrowland

1.Tomorrowland would be heavily influenced by the
1966/67 redesign of Tomorrowland at Disneyland, with its Modernist aesthetic
and blue and white color palette, along with a similar boulevard and hub
layout, with the Star Jets deck and the PeopleMover platform performing the
function of the beckoning weenie in the Tomorrowland hub. One major change
would be two gigantic cascading waterfalls flowing down massive concrete spires
at the land’s entrance from the Hub.

3.The Carousel of Progress would be updated with
an all-new show and theme song by the Sherman Brothers, with the rotating
theater traveling in the opposite direction as the original World’s Fair and DL
version.

4.Instead of the rotating tire and engine system
used as Disneyland, WDW’s PeopleMover would be using quiet linear induction
motors to transport the trains.

5.The Adventure Thru Inner Space attraction would
be replaced with another Omnimover attraction, If You Had Wings, which was more
or less designed to be little more than an infomercial for its sponsor, Eastern
Airlines.

So this stable of attractions and experiences would be quite
a sea change from what guests may have seen at Disneyland. Today’s fans may
argue to give Disney a pass on the first shots in the “Clone Wars,” however as
you can see there were many aspects of WDW that were going to be much different
from Disneyland at the outset. And wait…WHAT was going to replace the
Fantasyland dark rides?!

Bet You Haven't Heard THIS One Before...

It’s a popular legend among Disney fan circles that Walt
famously wanted three different dark rides for the original Disneyland
Fantasyland: a scary ride (Snow White), a beautiful ride (Peter Pan), and a
funny/thrilling ride (Mr. Toad). Whether this legend is true or not, it’s
certainly of note that the three rides that were ultimately built for
Fantasyland were so different in tone, and in the intention of the ride
mechanism (with Mr. Toad originally planned to be half dark ride, half roller
coaster). So, whether this legend is true or not, evidence suggests that there
was at least some deliberate thought given to which attractions were built for
Fantasyland 1.0.

Fast forward to Disney World’s construction, and the
Imagineers have tried to keep moving forward (as is Walt’s legacy) by building three
brand-new dark rides for Fantasyland. However, keeping with Disney World’s
“same yet different” philosophy, despite the fact that these dark rides would
be all new, they would be following the tone/genre palette of the original
Fantasyland Trio. To wit:

1.The scary pretty princess ride based on Snow
White would be replaced by a scary pretty princess ride based on Sleeping
Beauty. The highlights of the ride, of course, would have guests be chased by
Maleficent and her goons through an Eyvind Earle-inspired enchanted forest and
through Maleficent’s castle, ultimately ending in a showdown between Prince
Phillip and a giant animatronic Maleficent dragon (this would have been twelve
years predating the Monstro figure in Pinocchio’s Daring Journey). As a random
but interesting side note, the load area mural/display of Disney World’s
original Snow White’s Adventures ride was inspired by Eyvind Earle’s designs
for Sleeping Beauty, which is weird, because the ride has nothing to do with
Sleeping Beauty. Perhaps the Imagineers had done so much research on Eyvind’s
designs for a Sleeping Beauty ride that they just went ahead and created a
similarly-designed forest space for Snow White’s Load Area?

2.The beautiful/mellow overhead-hanging ride based
on the flying Peter Pan would have been replaced by a beautiful/mellow
overhead-hanging ride based on the flying Mary Poppins. Since Mary Poppins was
one of the most successful Disney movies of all time and was not represented at
all in the parks up to that point besides the occasional walk-around character,
the Imagineers decided to give Mary her due by designing a ride where guests
would be riding in flying umbrellas, venturing through famous scenes in the
movie such as the “Jolly Holiday” chalk painting land, the upside-down “I love
to laugh” scene with Uncle Wilbur, and the Steps in Time number.

3.The funny/thrilling out-of-control Mr. Toad
would have been replaced with the totally thrilling and not at all funny chase
of Ichabod Crane by the Headless Horseman. Here, guests would have rode
pumpkins (winning the “least sensical ride vehicle theme” award previously held
by the randomly levitating Golden Sleighs of Busch Gardens Williamsburg’s Curse
of DarKastle attraction) and been chased by the Headless Horseman, his demon horse,
and his flaming pumpkin head. Fun for the whole family! I’m actually kind of
glad they didn’t build that one…(Though, I wonder what kind of ending they
would have come up with for this one that would have lived up to the “what did
I just see” scale of Mr. Toad?)

These attractions, at least for me, would have been wholly
fascinating to see. We current Disney fans are spoiled by all the revisions and
effects renovations that have been done to the Fantasyland attractions over the
past few decades. In fact, the current versions of the Fantasyland attractions
at Disneyland have more in common with the Disneyland Paris Fantasyland
attractions than the original Disneyland or Disney World versions.

The Disney World versions would have been a step beyond, as
far a leap in storytelling and technology as the Disney World Jungle Cruise was
over the Disneyland version. At the time, the Disneyland Fantasyland Trio were
little more than a series of cardboard cutouts lit by blacklight and shiny
paints. Since that time, the Imagineers had built the Submarines, the updated
Jungle Cruise, the Tiki Room,Carousel of Progress, Small World, Pirates of the Caribbean, and the
Haunted Mansion. Think of what that Imagineer brain trust would have been able
to do with a Maleficent figure, or a scene inspired by the fully-animated Jolly
Holiday sequence! I think it would have been quite impressive and unique. They
would also have probably been one-offs, which would have made them even more
interesting.

Unfortunately, as we know, we did not receive Fantasyland
Trio 2.0. We’ll get into a few reasons why in a minute, but the bottom line is
the bottom line. Disney World was originally set with a $100 million budget
that ballooned to $400 million (and this was without a lot of the proposed
extra stuff that never made it off the drawing board!). So, the Imagineers had
to do a lot of creative editing. Three hotels (The Asian, Venetian, and
Persian) were pushed to Phase II with Western River Expedition, and Disney
could no longer afford luxuries like paving Main Street with real brick. They
had to get down to brass tacks.

As it stands, Fantasyland ended up receiving updated
versions of the original Fantasyland Trio. However, these were FAR from
standard incremental updates. Remember, Disneyland’s original Fantasyland Trio
might as well have been made of paper-mache the way they were put together
(though very impressive at the time they debuted). The Imagineers brought the
talent and experience that carried over from the space-age animatronic era of
Pirates, Mansion, and the New York World’s Fair. These simple dark rides could
now afford to have more sophisticated, fully sculpted full-motion figures, with
a sense of dramatic timing, storytelling, and atmosphere from some of the
illuminati that graced us with Pirates and Mansion, and a new bag of tricks
from Yale Gracey and Rolly Crump who were behind the amazing illusions in these
same attractions. Each of the Fantasyland Trio presented its own unique elements.

While it certainly is true that Snow White and Mr. Toad are
the most ballyhooed Fantasyland attractions in the Disney fan community (and
for many reasons, rightfully so), it should be noted that the Last Man Standing
among the Orlando Fantasyland Trio is the innocuous Peter Pan’s Flight. Say
what you want about the Snow/Toad Complex, it is the much ignored and sometimes
scorned upon Peter Pan fly-thru that continues to pack in the crowds year after
year after year, to the point where Disney operations “professionals” are at a
loss as to how to make it’s gargantuan waiting time so bearable. The Peter Pan
magic just doesn’t wear off.

The original Peter Pan at Disneyland, similar to the one
that is there today, is presented in a very small space, and therefore can
afford only passing glimpses of its most memorable elements: the flight over
London and over Neverland. Indeed, Neverland is presented at Disneyland first
as a model island which your pirate ship encircles, before your ship blasts
through a waterfall and you’re able to see Peter Pan’s individual characters up
close in different show scenes. At Disney World, there is an enormous “wow”
factor as the model island of the Disneyland version is replaced with a
full-blown Neverland that is so large that it has show scenes actually on top
of it and throughout the showroom. It’s one of the magical Disney moments that
is afforded by the Floridian “blessing of size” and the increased Disney World
budget. The fact that the attraction, though almost completely untouched since
its inception in 1971, continues to have some of the longest lines in the park
is a testament to the magic and wonder that Disney can elicit in audience members
of any age, regardless of if they have seen the 1953 movie that inspired the
ride. Children continue to be mesmerized by its great beauty, and adults also
appreciate its more benign speed and thrill quotient, making it a perfect
experience for the Dumbo/Small World crowd.

And Now for Something Completely Different

At the exact opposite end of the spectrum from Peter Pan is
of course the pure chaos incarnate that was Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. Its eventual
demise is as inexplicable as its inception. This was a cult classic through and
through, by every sense of the definition, since it somehow seemed to gain more
fans after it closed than it had while it was open. Mr. Toad was based on an
animated half-film, Wind in the Willows,
released by Disney in 1949. What was curious was the timing of the building of
the second Toad incarnation in Orlando. Upon its original creation at
Disneyland, Mr. Toad’s life as a character was barely five years old, and
therefore fresh in the minds of the country’s youth generation at the time.
Once Disney World opened in 1971, Toad would be going on 20 years old, and was
certainly not one of Disney’s more popular animated efforts. Indeed, Disney
even elected to keep Toad as a featured attraction over potential replacements
with more marketing promise, such as Sleeping Beauty or Mary Poppins or Winnie
the Pooh, all of whom were featured in movies that were released after
Disneyland was opened. And not only did they keep it, but Dick Nunis
(Operations head at the time) even insisted there be two tracks for Mr. Toad, to double the capacity, since Toad was
such a popular attraction in Anaheim. Rolly Crump (of Haunted Mansion and
Museum of the Weird fame) responded by designing an attraction where the two
crisscrossing ride tracks were not even remotely alike, and was, by his own
admission, entirely designed to screw with people. Score one for WED
old-schoolers.

Mr. Toad is most famously known for its crazy, out of
control style of ride as you “drive” one of Toad’s motorcars through London.
The Orlando version, somehow, was even more unhinged than the Anaheim version,
becoming so chaotic and nonsensical that the official Disney backstory insisted
that you were riding in Mr. Toad’s dream (El Sueno de Toad?) rather than
actually riding through London town. You know an experience has to be seriously
tweaked if the company has to come out and say, “You know, we give up. It’s all
a dream.” Mr. Toad was now housed in a huge building, with two intersecting
tracks behaving crazily, which turned the Orlando Toad into the disturbing
classic it has become.

And Then There's Maude

Last, but certainly not least, was the slambang hellfest of
Snow White’s Adventures, one of the cruelest gestures in Disney history not
just because the ride itself was a trip to the Seventh Circle and back for
anyone under the age of ten, but because the ride’s namesake is one of Disney’s
sweetest and most harmless princesses (who, incidentally, you never see).
Disneyland’s Snow White ride had an original trope in that the idea was that
you, as the guest, played Snow White. This was why the witch seemed so bent on
chasing you around the scenery. Funny enough, it was the Snow White/Mr. Toad
combo, along with the Jungle Cruise, that fully revolutionized the amusement
park into a theme park by presenting fully immersive, participatory experiences. Indeed, Snow White’s Adventures was
“Ride the Movies” forty years before Universal would coin the phrase.

Like Star Tours or Temple of the Forbidden Eye, the idea
behind Snow White is not that you are going through a static series of scenes
(like on Peter Pan), but that the characters represented therein completely
react to you, providing a Cro-Magnon
video game/you are the star experience. Disney threw the whole thing on its ear
by making your star experience literally be the very thing from Snow White that you absolutely did not
want to experience: the witch realizing that you are now her target. The word
“nightmare” to describe this situation would be kind.

In the Disneyland original, you take a nice trip through the
Dwarves’ diamond mine before the threat of the witch is ever upon you. In the
Disney World version, you’re not even in your seat when the witch (as the
creepy Queen looking out her tower window) has invaded your personal space.
What follows was so nightmarish and crazy, as the witch literally put you in
her torture chamber for two and a half minutes, that we are to assume again
that we are not a part of any sane version of reality and are instead in “Snow
White’s dream.” Disney giving up on a coherent thematic explanation again…oh
dear.

Why? Because we Like You!

These Fantasyland dark ride additions were no-brainers for
the Imagineers, since the dark ride is one of the most classic amusement park
staple attractions, and the one that has the most potential for storytelling
possibilities. It’s one of those subliminal human nature type of things,
there’s just something we like, something innate about barreling down a track
in the dark as images pop up around you. Like watching, these images trigger a
sort of dream state in our minds that lends itself to wild interpretations and
imagination. Like I mentioned in the Snow White section, these dark rides are
almost a bridge between the passive storytelling experiences of the stage play
or feature film and the participatory storytelling experiences like video games
that we enjoy today. Back in the day, it was a big deal to have yourself play Mr. Toad or Snow White, and to participate in their adventures, not
just watch them.

And even then, dark rides had become increasingly out of
style from the 1920s through the 1950s (much like the roller coaster) and
amusement parks just didn’t build them like they used to, opting instead for
the much cheaper and easier to maintain Fun Houses as their “dark ride”
experience. The 1900s-1920s saw tons of dark rides built in all shapes and
sizes, from Coney Island to the World’s Fairs of the time. Disney literally
re-invented the dark ride in the 1950s, not just because the dark ride was
going out of style but because the Imagineers treated dark rides with the same
storytelling sense as they would an animated movie. They created storyboards
and mock-ups, and wrote the script with a multi-act structure. The Disneyland
dark rides were the beginning of this new paradigm, and the Disney World
cousins, though not necessarily evolutionizing the experience, still pushed the
concept to fully flower. The Fantasyland Trio 2.0 were the original
storytelling blacklight-and-cardbaord dark ride concept to its full conclusion,
with enough room to fully flower allowing for a two-tracked Mr. Toad tour de
force and a fully realized model of Neverland. Not until the Disneyland Paris
versions of these attractions were built was the concept allowed to take the
next step, nearly 20 years later.

Roy's Challenge

It was sad that the Imagineers were not allowed to fully
unleash their creative powers on the original Disney World presentation, but if
they did the final product probably would have cost more than the GDP of
Portugal, which of course Roy Disney would not have been happy with. We briefly
touched upon the fact that Disney World’s budget ballooned to $400 million from
the original $100, and it was primarily this reality that forced the Imagineers
to settle back on the 2.0 version of pre-existing concepts rather than
executing a trio of attractions that would be based on completely new concepts
(and therefore new figures, more artwork and construction planning, etc.). In
fact, it was a series of incidents that caused the budget to expand to such a
state.

To be fair, the Project Summer/Project X/Disney World
project was so enormous in its undertaking that it’s little shock the budget
expanded to such a state early on. Once the legislation for the Reedy Creek
Improvement District was approved, Disney had near total control over the
constructional and industrial makeup of their resort, everything from roads to
telephones to building codes to even airport construction and food and beverage
regulation. Even in the first nascent stages of the resort, Disney had to plan
not only a massive 500+ acre Vacation Kingdom area, now known to us as the
Magic Kingdom Resort Area on the world’s most famous purple road signs, but
they also had to lay the groundwork for a possible (yes, still possible) EPCOT expansion. And remember, the Magic
Kingdom was planned to be waaaayyyyy in the back of the property, in the far
northwest corner (as far from I-4 and 192 as you could possibly get), just as
Walt wanted (many Disney financiers argued to Roy to place the Magic Kingdom at
the south end of the property near 192 to avoid constructioning so many roads
in the swamp and making it easier for guests to drive in and out of property,
until the Imagineers and the Operators reminded Roy that Walt wanted the park
at the north end of property to be the ultimate weenie, drawing guests into the
property. Roy, as always, made the smart decision). This necessitated the
building of roads, sewers, telephones, buildings, canals, everything to at
least entertain the possibility of a future utopia. Honestly, it’s no wonder we
lost three of the five major hotels in the interim.

Luckily, Roy was still up to his best game and had some
tricks up his sleeve. Despite his insistence on relegating himself to the
background, it cannot be re-stated enough that Roy Disney was just as important
to the success of the Walt Disney Company as Walt Disney himself. Roy and his
team were wizards with balance sheets the same way the animators and Imagineers
were wizards with their own art. A few things Roy was able to wrangle to keep
Disney World’s budget from exploding:

1.By negotiating the Reedy Creek deal, which set
up Disney’s own municipality within Orange and Osceola counties, Roy and his
team were able to secure huge tax breaks on their new city from the counties
and state of Florida, which also included having their new land be taxed as
farmland rather than commercial land, which would have taxed much heavier.

2.As part of the Disney World deal, the State of
Florida agreed to fully finance all road construction outside of Disney’s
property. Disney did not have to pay a dime. This included not only the
widening of local roads such as SR-535, I-4, and US 192, but also the
construction of huge new intersections of I-4 and 192, I-4 with Disney’s new
service entrances, and 192 with the entrance to Disney property.

3.Roy had hired several financial experts to help
him fight off other companies who were trying to purchase the Walt Disney
Company outright following Walt’s death. One of the experts, a finance attorney
named Nolan Browning, came up with a brilliant solution to get Disney World
built 100% debt free. The idea was
for Disney to issue what’s called convertible debentures. These are, in a
nutshell, bonds that would be converted to stocks once the stock hit a target
price. Since Disney had such a high price-to-earnings ratio, all $230 million
of the debentures issued were converted into stock and eliminated any and all
debt from the bond issue.

But again, even with so many financial safeguards in place,
Disney World’s budget expanded to 4 times its original estimates, causing the
elimination of Phase 1 plans like Fantasyland Trio 2.0. Here is a
by-no-means-exhaustive list of the main items which caused major construction
and budgetary headaches:

1.Several of the hotel construction unions went on
strike for various reasons, most of them at the 11th hour when the
October 1st opening day deadline was fast approaching, causing
Disney to settle and pay for an insane amount of overtime.

2.Disney underestimated the true cost and headache
of construction in Central Florida. They had to hack and drain their way
through unseen swamps, bogs, tons of trees, muck-infested lakes, and a water
table that was an average of 10 feet below ground level. This all in an attempt
to build over 80 combined miles of canals and levees, and 24 water control
structures.

3.Bay Lake and the adjacent wetlands (the original
planned location for MK) were deemed unusable for the construction. Disney had
to dredge the muck and algae-filled Bay Lake and create its own major body of
water, Seven Seas Lagoon (this involved completely draining the 3.5 billion
gallons of water from Bay Lake and then, you know, putting it back). They then
used the seven million cubic yards of earth taken during the dredging to raise
the Magic Kingdom site 14 feet above sea level (wherein, as we all know, the
Utilidors were built underneath the park).

4.The construction necessitated the building of
roads, power plants, water control structures, cooling plants, water
reclamation and cleaning plants, maintenance shops, and food distribution
centers, with most of these projects (such as the food and laundry centers)
being some of the largest ever constructed.

5.Disney created a tree farm to grow the trees
that would be needed for future expansion. The tree farm would eventually house
2,000 trees and 50,000 plants.

6.Then there was, of course, the monorail, which
not only had to be re-formatted from the simple two-station attraction at
Disneyland to a full-blown heavy-rail train system that could be elongated to
serve either future theme parks or a massive utopian city, but also necessitated
its dozens of concrete pillars to be buried 50 feet into the ground in most
places due to the high water table and unstable swampy ground. Every single one
of these pillars had to be shipped via train from the construction plant in
Tacoma, Washington.

7.Initially, US Steel would own and operate the
original Polynesian Village and Contemporary (…or Tempo Bay…) Resorts, however
halfway through construction Roy and his team did not feel US Steel would run
the hotels the way Disney wanted them to, and decided to buy out their
contract.

8.One year before Disney World’s official opening,
Allen Contracting told Joe Fowler that Disney World would not be finished in
time. Joe then had Roy and Joe Potter (construction head and president of Reedy
Creek) fire Allen on the spot, and Disney had to create their own construction
company, Buena Vista Construction, to get the job done.

Pictured: Florida

As you can see, it’s honestly shocking that Disney was able
to build the thing at all, let alone finish construction on time. But finish
they did, and what success they’ve had with Disney World since. Of course, the
park was not 100% finished even when it was 100% finished. Even the park that
was planned for a realistic opening (ie after the three extra hotels and
Fantasyland Trio 2.0 and other new ideas were nixed) did not open as planned.
Much like Disneyland in 1955, many attractions had their openings delayed until
days, weeks, months, or years later (and some, like Thunder Mesa, not at all).
Walt notoriously had to cut attractions left and right to his opening day
roster in the face of a skyrocketing budget. Fantasyland’s major attractions
were little more than maintenance sheds with banners and flags draped over
them, Storybookland had to be the Canal Boats of the World for about a year,
and Tomorrowland was not even half-finished by the July 17th
opening. And even with a full theme park’s worth of experiences under their
belt, Disney’s operating and creative teams still had to delay the openings of
many attractions. Ironically, mirroring the fate of Disneyland’s original
Tomorrowland, Disney World’s Tomorrowland opened with a pathetic TWO whole attractions (can you guess
what they were? … Wrong! Or Right! Depending on what you said! … It was the
Skyway and the Speedway … What a lineup!).

Peter Pan, Flight to the Moon, and CircleVision did not hit
opening day, but were able to debut before the busy holiday season that winter.
In early 1972, they were joined by a new Carousel of Progress show and the
Eastern Airlines-sponsored If You Had Wings. 1973 saw the debut of Tom Sawyer’s
Island and Pirates of the Caribbean (the details of why that particular
attraction was made will be revealed in a later article). And, to conclude
Disney World’s original Phase I plans, 1974/75 saw the debut of the Star Jets
and the PeopleMover, along with the first Phase II attraction, Space Mountain.
And thus, Project Summer Phase I would sail into history.

It’s amazing how, looking back on Disney’s now-extensive
history, there are so few Fantasyland-style dark rides around any more.
Disneyland has had the market cornered on this style of ride since Walt’s time,
with not only the Fantasyland Trio 1.0 (and later 3.0), but also Alice,
Pinocchio, Winnie the Pooh, Roger Rabbit, Ariel, and even Mike & Sulley. Disney
World has nothing to add to this list, and rather pathetically now still has
just three Fantasyland-style dark
rides (Pan, Pooh, Ariel) spread out over a four
park resort. Subsequent international destinations do not have much to add
to this list either. This, to me, is so nonsensical it borders on lunacy.

The Fantasyland dark ride is not only a staple amusement
park attraction, like the roller coaster, but also the one that lends itself
best to Disney-style storytelling. Not only that, but these attractions are
certainly cheaper than other bigger attractions, and building an all-new Mr.
Toad, Snow White, and let’s say Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast dark rides combined would cost about as much as one
Expedition Everest. And yet, these Fantasyland rides are easy advertising for
Disney’s animated films, the heart of the company (which Disney completely forgot
until the Pixar invasion). The merchandise sales potential for these rides
alone easily justifies a return on investment far better than a non-character
(and thematically shallow) attraction like Everest or Soarin. Yet, there is no
trace of this legacy in any of the Disney resorts outside of Anaheim. The lack
of inclusion of these types of rides continue to boggle me to this day, which
is why I’m so fascinated and so curious about what-could-have-been Fantasyland
inclusions like Sleeping Beauty, Mary Poppins, and Ichabod Crane. You’d think
with the recent princess mania and ongoing animated princess love-fest that we’d
see a practical assault of Fantasyland dark rides onto our domestic theme
parks, yet there is nary a whisper or breath about any forthcoming. So for now,
we can only wonder what could have been, and wish upon a blue sky.

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