So, according to The Hollywood Reporter, the Kardashian’s made sixty-five mil last year. I actually had to Google how many zeroes were in one million, because that number is so astronomical to me. They made the money through their reality show, endorsements, and interest — because they were already filthy rich. I really wish I had the influence to make people stop doing things that result in the Kardashian’s making money at this volume, but I’m not that charismatic. So instead, I’ll just give you a list of awsome things you could do with sixty-five million dollars.

You could buy 21,667 of this Buckskin Stallion:
That’s right, you could buy over twenty-thousand horses! Why? Why not. This is America!

Paid Lebron James play basketball in your backyard for four seasons:
James grabs about 14.5 mil a year for being immensely talented. If you had 65 mil, you could offer him that money to play basketball, wherever you felt like making him play basketball for four years of his NBA salary. You also could’ve provided the payroll for the entire Indian Pacers team for one year.

You could make 2,452 girls look like a Kardashian:
Breast augmentation, liposuction, rhinoplasty and lip enhancement – an average package of all these procedures costing about $26,000. Add some fake tan, take away any sense of reality or pragmatism, and BAM! Even your sort of ugly neighbor could be a millionare!

You could buy 216,667 leather ottomans:
Ottomans are functional, and they have longevity. Unlike a Kardashian.

You could support 1,300 average U.S. families:
Yeah, I’m getting real. But the median household income in the U.S. was around $50,000 according to the U.S. Census website, so with the money the Kardashian’s made this year, one thousand and three-hundred families could’ve lived comfortably. According to Huffington Post, the Kardashian’s went on a purse shopping spree last september and spent almost $100,000 at an exclusive designer purse store.