I'll bet you 50¢ that either someone had a spare coupon or they told him the same thing at the other register and *GASP!* he texted the code for the coupon and got his discount but was too embarrassed to tell you. What an asshole. I'd bet more, but I don't have it. Do you take pennies?

I don't have anything useful to add, but Joe, I have to salute you for "a minute and a huff." Now you've got me cruising down memory lane, and I suspect my afternoon is going to be devoted to YouTube videos....

Damn, Joe...If you weren't such a racist asshole, maybe more cheap ass motherfuckers could reap the benefits of not having to fulfill the same discount requirements as everyone else. It's dudes like you who are holding the fuckwads of the world down.