Breakfast today: Bacon, Eggs, Ham, Pork Sausages, Blood Pudding, Fried Tomatoes and Potatoes fried in the bacon fat, all washed down with a few pints of stout and a couple of scotches in the company of Ralph Fiennes and Robert Downey Jr.
“What the *hic* hell happened to us? We yussa be fuckin’ *hic* Cover Boysss, din’ we lads? *fart*”