Let’s be honest, we pet owners tend to have little chats with our darlings every once in a while, but this 10-year-old has decided to take it to a higher level. Paul Duane’s daughter Gabi has “arranged” a formal interview with her cat, and its transcript perfectly describes every feline. Ever.

The discussion revolves around a topic that cats have very specific feeling towards – petting. When you start caressing your furry little creature it might respond with sweet purls but make one wrong move and you end up with scars all over your skin. Gabi’s exchange with Coco the cat has already accumulated over 155K likes and nearly 55K retweets on Twitter, and people were so passionate about it, someone even asked to illustrate it. So we did. Scroll down to enjoy the hilarious dialogue with a colorful Bored Panda twist!