Yesterday dropped two bombshells on us. One: the Pope now has Twitter and follows only himself. And two: KATE MIDDLETON AND PRINCE WILLIAM HAVE SEX MADE A BABY!

Of course Twitter went berserk. With the prospect of a royal child (and the deafening sigh of disappointment/relief that Harry will probably never be king now) about to be birthed in around 9 months, the only thing for the Twitterverse to do was celebrate, and of course that meant making hilarious parody accounts and tweeting as if the baby had a mobile phone inside the womb...