It's Tool Time, Again

If your birthday is in early February, then you might understand the pain I feel every time mine rolls around. Each year, I'm thwarted left and right by people who can't attend my super awesome birthday party because, you know, the Super Bowl is that weekend, and as such, there are Super Bowl parties to attend. And, even if my party were to feature a delicious punch with pieces of fruit cut to look like stars and hearts floating in it, I could never get Pamela Anderson to attend. Not in a million years. Whereas, if you attend the Dallas SuperBash 2011, which is in fact hosted by Pamela herself, then you'll get to be at a party with her, and you won't be coming over to taste my punch, which is going to be fruity and amazing. The SuperBash, which will be attended by sports stars, celebrities, VIPs and even Playboy models, is going down from 9 p.m. to 3 a.m. Friday at the Fashion Industry Gallery (FIG), 1807 Ross Avenue. Tickets are $250 to $750, depending on your desired VIP-ness, and include an all-night open bar, which means all guests must be 21 or older. VIP tables can also be reserved for $6,500 to $15,000, if you really, really love Super Bowl parties. For tickets, table reservations and more information, visit dallassuperbash.com.
Fri., Feb. 4, 9 p.m.-3 a.m., 2011