MATTHEW MCCONAGHEY P.I.

According to Entertainment Weekly, Matthew McConaghey is currently reading the script for writer/director Rawson Michael Thurber’s (Dodgeball) adaptation of Magnum P.I. and has been offered the lead. Back in September I reported that Nic Cage was campaigning for the role, and that the adaptation would be comedic/tongue-in-cheek.

McConaghey’s casting makes sense, because Magnum P.I. is set in Hawaii, which is warm, and Matthew McConaghey seems to enjoy sweating and looking like he smells really bad.

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I am right there wiff you Lance. Gimme the knife and if I don’t see those curly black locks I will fuck somebody up, but good.

By: Jacktion!

04.03.2008 @ 4:04 PM

Will Selleck’s moustache be making a cameo?

By: Jacktion!

04.03.2008 @ 4:04 PM

Is the guy on the left Mark Wahlberg’s dad?

By: Craptastic

04.03.2008 @ 4:05 PM

I use double sided tape and my own short and curlies to give me copious amounts of chest hair.

By: Al

04.03.2008 @ 4:05 PM

Wow, three smokin’ hot sexy guys in back-to-back posts – is this a late birthday present, Lance? If it is, thank you. If it isn’t, thank you.

By: moodysex/lovesounds

04.03.2008 @ 4:07 PM

i must say the casting is brilliant.

By: chodin

04.03.2008 @ 4:08 PM

“Dude on the right” has a reverse-Hitler stache.

By: JHC-I'm Back Bitches. Miss me?

04.03.2008 @ 4:11 PM

Out of respect to Thomas Magnum, who if you don’t know, DIED at the conclusion of the television series, and the fact that I can’t stand McConnadouche, I won’t be seeing this. Unless they get Tyler Perry to play TC. I think that dude is hilarious in drag.

By: Burnsy

04.03.2008 @ 4:13 PM

As much as I hate McConaughey, We Are Marshall is still one of the funniest movies I have ever seen.

By: Bubb Rubb

04.03.2008 @ 4:14 PM

Little Known Fact: Tom Sellecks moustache is named Steven.

By: JHC-I'm Back Bitches. Miss me?

04.03.2008 @ 4:17 PM

I’m waiting for a Simon and Simon remake with Ashton Kutcher and Larry The Cable Guy.

By: chodin

04.03.2008 @ 4:18 PM

Tom Selleck’s mustache “cleans” the dick before it enters his mouth.

By: Burnsy

04.03.2008 @ 4:19 PM

I’m waiting for a Cagney and Lacey remake with Zac Effron and Shia Labeouf.

By: Jacktion!

04.03.2008 @ 4:19 PM

I’m waiting for a Hart to Hart remake with Bret Hart and Mary Hart.

By: Jacktion!

04.03.2008 @ 4:21 PM

I’m waiting for a Scarecrow and Mrs. King remake with Michael Jackson and Don King’s mother.

By: Jacktion!

04.03.2008 @ 4:22 PM

I’m waiting for a Dukes of Hazzard remake without Stifler and Johnny Knoxville.

By: Jacktion!

04.03.2008 @ 4:24 PM

I’m waiting for a Small Wonder remake with Abigail Breslin.

By: Stone Soup

04.03.2008 @ 4:24 PM

Tom Selleck’s mustache "cleans" the dick before it enters his mouth.Weak. Grow a beard like I did and get the sides and bottom, too.

By: Jacktion!

04.03.2008 @ 4:24 PM

Ummm… hello?

By: Stone Soup

04.03.2008 @ 4:26 PM

Hold on, pun master – I’m thinking.

By: Burnsy

04.03.2008 @ 4:28 PM

The Dukes of Hazzard remake is straight to DVD, Jack. And the new Daisy is much hotter than Jessica Simpson. But I can’t quite figure out how Christpher McDonald is Boss Hawg and still alive.