Tiny, fluffy, but please hold the butter and syrup. Paul P. over the Big Pond in the UK just alerted us to the story of Pancake The Duckster, who lives with his adopted hoomin and takes trips to a Manchester office where he is (rightfully) adored. Follow Pancake on Twitter, of course.

And, you know- Ducksters are a big deal in the UK- why, they’ve even got their own Duck Lanes!

Merlin now holds the World Record for loudest purr by a domestic cat, according to Guinness World Records. They measured his purr at 67.8 decibels! Quoting their site, “At almost 70 decibels, Merlin’s purr is as noisy as a conversation or an air conditioner and nearly as loud as a shower or even a dishwasher!”

GAAAAAAA. Disney The Wah Wah weighs just 14 OUNCES and was born in late January- but hasn’t grown since she was eight weeks old. She loves kitten toys, too. Give a listen to this great British accent, too:

Ok, so you’re a tiny Shetland Pony named Pedro. You arrive at the Ebony Horse Club in Brixton, London U.K. So far, so good….whoops, wait. Not good. Problem: You can’t see over the stall door! (Left photo.)