ANYTHING BUT THAT

The most obvious joke here is of course the American mediaâ€™s fear of nudity while not really caring about violence.
But thereâ€™s also a hidden joke about Swedenâ€™s past. In the old days all countries used torture, but the Swedes were notorious for it in the North. How they turned Scania Swedish is downright nightmare fuel. They would torture guerrilla soldiers to death, kill their families and wipe out whole villages who supported them. Maybe thereâ€™s a reason why Sweden is the only one not scared of Ă…land.

Today Sweden is pacifist, so he only gets his morbid jollies from scary ass games like Amnesia: The Dark Descent. No, I didnâ€™t play the game. I let this brave woman do it for me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhfTnxG7lLY

Ah! Amnesia scared the crap out of me! At least in other games you have weapons. Not having weapons in that game made it ten times more scary because all you could do is helplessly run, hide, and/or go insane. *fear*

Oh oh oh, also when Scania was part of denmark, anyone from Scania WHO tried to pass over the border was beheaded and the heads were sticked to posts that ran along the border as a warning to anyone who tried to pass

I was just watching a documentary that takes place in England about a fat person and a skinny person trading diets. They had women on the show and it showed their *gasp* NIPPLES! Here in the US, you can show breasts but do NOT show nipples! DO NOT show the genital region!! The host, a man, commented to a woman that her breasts had increased in size since she had started eating better. If that happened here, the censors would have a heart attack and a sexual harassment suit would surely be filed. I once saw an English show where a naked man was standing behind a screen. The light was shining on him so you could see the shadow of his penis. Good Goddess, NEVER try that here! OMG! HE HAS A ..A...A PENIS! HIDE THE EYES OF YOUR CHILDREN! OH THE INHUMANITY!! YOU ARE MAKING JESUS CRY!