Silly Jokes

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Silly jokes mean the joke which has no sense in their sentences. But these jokes make us laugh.Here is our massive list of jokes, puns, and riddles for children. We try to make sure every joke is funny, silly, and full of laughs, but also clean. If you find a joke that isn’t clean or is inappropriate for children, please let us know. Silly joke is cracked by foolish, mad people. Who think there are over smart these jokes suits them. Here is the list of silly jokes, puns, and riddles for children and kids:

Foolish Silly Jokes:

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What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
Chicken Spocks
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What is a myth?
A female moth!
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Where do tadpoles change?
In a croak room
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What do golfers use in China?
China tees!
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What do elves do after school?
Gnome work!
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If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn’t sink?
Cork!
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How do we know that the Earth won’t come to an end?
Because its round!
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What goes up and down but does not move?
Stairs
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Where should a 500 pound alien go?
On a diet
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What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed
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What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner.
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What did the paper say to the pencil?
Write on!
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What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
Lonely
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What gets wetter the more it dries?

A towel
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Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired
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Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight knights!
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What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
Someday my prints will come!
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Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!