Kim Kardashian Will Teach Us About Teen Pregnancy Now

While visiting the Today Show yesterday, moral crusader Kim Kardashian found herself experiencing emotions beyond, “Hey, look at me,” and “Why are you not looking at me?” Turns out she was disturbed by the recent report of a Memphis high school that had 90 teens give birth and/or become pregnant prompting Kim to take to her blog where like a giant-assed Jesus, or someone who would’ve had sex with Martin Luther King, Jr., she proceeded to take aim at Teen Mom which she blames for the recent rash of teen pregnancies:

It seems that shows like Teen Mom are all of a sudden making teen pregnancy seem cool in the eyes of young girls. The kids from these shows are all over the news, even on the covers of magazines, and have been become almost like celebrities, but girls, these are not people you should idolize!

Now here’s the best part. Before someone could say, “Wait, didn’t Kim get famous by leaking her own sex tape?” Teen MomAmber Portwood immediately swooped in like a lactating Adam Lambert to say exactly that to E! News:

“There’s actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies have gone down,” Portwood exclusively tells E! News.
“Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the internet and I’m pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it,” says the mother of 2-year-old Leah. “She made a sex tape when she was younger and she wants to bash the girls on Teen Mom? If you read the articles about the show, they do nothing but talk about how the show reveals how hard it is for all of us. It doesn’t glamorize anything! It shows the heartache we’ve all gone through.”

Not only does Amber Portwood have a leg to stand on in this argument, which has to be a sign of the apocalypse, but she pretty much won. Yes, Teen Mom is making young girls think that if they get pregnant they’ll be rewarded with a reality show contract and implants. But you know who has no room to judge? Someone who used Paris Hilton as a template to get famous. In fact, the only person Kim Kardashian could feasibly look down up on is Tila Tequila, and even then, I’d be comfortable calling that one a draw. (Oh, no, I di’int…)

Comments

I’m so sick of this STANK WHORE. Everytime you see her, her face looks more and more like the Joker from Batman and that ass looks like it’s got BIGGER. I’d hate to be the fly that landed on THAT ass in the middle of summertime..imagine the funk.

LOL!!!! Where does this whore get the cajones? She really thinks she’s an A-List celebrity and didn’t get famous by a man taking a leak on her! Not to mention the whore looks like a slutty way figure with all that MAC make-up! This whore isn’t relevant after this year: Id give her until Spring 2011

Having a sextape and becoming a ward of the state are two different things. Kims freedom to be herself is also my freedom to be free from her. Bet you bottom dollar that those 90 newly minted mothers all have the same baby daddy…Nashville, Shelby County, and TennCare.

Kim screws a different man every time she changes her drawers …wouldn’t be surprised if all of the sisters have been preg….pimp whore mom and pimp money whore ryan seacrest made sure no one found out….kim and khloe are the biggest sluts in the world…..kim needs to keep her legs and mouth shut….

Normally i don’t knock Kim. Shes turned her God given (science altered) assets into a multi-million dollar franchise. Fine. As the public it’s up to us if we watch or don’t watch. But the last person that should get all high and mighty, holier-than-thou is Kim *oh Ray-J* Kardashian. You’re a glorified Porn Star. Let’s see a study of the number of young girls that trade sex for attention/money like Kim. Teen Mom portrays unprotected sex = pregnancy. Kim Kardashian portrays unprotected sex as the gateway to fame/riches. So who’s bad for society?? Kim stick to shaking your ass and leave the social commentary to the non-sex tape having adults.

So we should idiolize HER? I understand what she’s saying about the teen pregnancy issue, but who is SHE to tell ANYONE what they shouldn’t “idiolize”? Not the way she’s trying to stretch HER 15 minutes…

You’re right since Bristol is now rich, so rich that she can buy a 4000 sq ft house by herself and hire a nanny, plus she is supposed to be getting thousands a month in child support from her sperm donner She’s a great role model for the average US teen girl that is on welfare, lives in a house owned by her grandmother, and has her mother provide free baby sitting services.