Michael: Alright. Uh, I talked to her; I got the scoop.Cameron: What'd she say?Michael: "Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns." That's a direct quote.Patrick: Thanks Michael. That's very comforting of you.

Barry: Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater.[Imitating Cosby]Barry: A Cosssssssby sweater. Did Laura let you leave the house like that?

James Carter: Couldn't help noticin' how she was staring at a brother.Lee: She never even look at you.James Carter: You just jealous, Lee, 'cause women like me. I'm tall, dark and hansome and you third world ugly.Lee: I am not third world ugly, women think I'm cute. Like Snoopy.James Carter: Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you.