Wow, I haven't updated in forever! My girlfriend and I were outed at work but it's cool. Our boss was shockingly okay with it. And the bitch that outed us threatened to punch my boss after she quit, so she is banned from the store! Woohoo!

Last night my girlfriend gave me a blowjob while we were watching The Monster Squad. I'm... Read More

About a week before I found out that the girl I've been moping about was seeing someone behind my back, I started writing a story about a guy who gets dumped by his girlfriend and finds out she was seeing someone behind his back. Sometimes life imitates art. I've continued writing the story and I think it's one of the better things... Read More

Tried to extend the old olive branch, it was thrown in my face. Honestly, that hurt and I'm more than a bit pissed. I think it was finally enough to get me to a point where I can really begin to let go of the way I've felt for her all this time. Honestly, some people just aren't worth a mouse fart... Read More

I'm just warning you that what follows is quite possibly the most over-the-top, emo thing I've ever written down. I just found out the girl I love is seeing someone else and this is something of a stream of consciousness rant where I vent about it.

Probably has almost nothing to do with you, but whatever the hell's going on in her head.

I've learned one thing about relationships in recent times: if the person doesn't want you, then they're not the person you want. That may not sound too profound, but it's true. Which means she ain't the One.

One more thing that may ease the sting a little, eventually: when the other person settles for less (a Phil, for instance), they usually end up with long term regrets and what-ifs in their life. If you did the right thing(s), and loved the best you were able, then you'll never need to regret what you've done. When the pain clears, you'll be alright.

There is a member of this site, and I'm not going to name names, but there is a member on this site who posts videos of themselves naked. And yeah, that's normally a pretty cool thing. But this person keeps this creepy fucking smile plastered on their face the entire time like a person who has had smiles described to them once or... Read More

The heaviest I ever weighed was 270 pounds back when I was in college and drinking ten beers at a time two nights a week on top of all the other drinking I was doing at that time. Add to that the fact that I was working at the campus movie theater and... Read More