Your
human puts down a bowl of food for you. Is this:
a) supper
b) something to keep you going till supper's
ready
c) inedible junk to be scorned in favor of what
the human's got.

Your
human removes you from the top of the television.
Does this mean:
a) You're in trouble - better not do it again
b) Nothing - humans do this from time to time
c) The human wants to play, so climb up again
to amuse it.

Staircases
are for:
a) Getting up to the human's bedroom at 4am
b) Lying in wait in the dark at the top of
c) Walking down just slower than the human in
front of it.
d) all of the above