It is because he is Silent Sig-Fig while you are not. If you were Silent Sig-Fig you would obviously share the same god like status and prestige. As it is you are not Silent Sig-Fig and must therefore satisfy yourself with being... far less. Perhaps one day you too... um, yeah... maybe not. Nevermind.

Oh, no, Silly Coxi... I think that you're in the category reserved for some of the more obscure or n00bish Forum members known as "Who the fuck is this guy?" To be a "Not-Chosen One" you'd have to be here long enough or do something worthy of note or acclaim to be even considered so as not to be chosen. Some people manage to bypass this stage by not being a prick while others, like you like to piss into the wind.

I have the hardest time remembering that Magic Soap and Silverdream aren't the same person.

This was the original plan for the Dimmies forum, but this version of PhBB doesn't have a good way to remove people's access to the default forums. The closest I could do would be to set it up so that Dimmies was the only forum that everyone could post to by default, and then manually add all the other posting accesses to each user individually, and I'll be damned if I'm going to go to that much trouble.

What I need to do instead is start spreading rumors about the "Banned" forum that you can only see if you're banned. By the time you find out I was lying, it's too late.