(__) No, I'm not lean meat; would I honestly be associated with
(oo) -- Murphy's if I was? No, I am a cow that has been compressed
/-___-\/ due to stresses of everyday life. If everyday life includes
/|_---|| a vice, that is. You wouldn't want to see a top-down view
* || || of me right now. Anyway, eat the easier-access version of me
^^ ^^ today at Murphy's at noon. It's better than being crushed.