I likewise was hoping these brave, speaking-truth-to-Power(!) champions of free speech would next produce “Larry, Curly and Mo: The Three Dessert Profits” (yeah, spelled that way on porpoise).

“Enjoy the hilarious, slapstick hi-jinks of these jovial ancestors of Ishtar-the-movie (ugh! the very thought!) as they frolic their way across the endless expanses of sand in search of a legendary bevy of ever-elusive virgins, beheading, raping and pillaging merrily as they go. Guaranteed fun for the whole harem/family!”