Childrens Hospital (Adult Swim, 12 a.m.) — “If you don’t like Kate Upton, don’t watch tonight’s CHILDRENS HOSPITAL.” I doubt it’s true, but I’m including that cruel joke tweet anyway in the hopes that at least five extra people will watch the episode. That would double the show’s ratings.

All the Frat Pledge videos in the world can’t compare to the Bro-ishness of Matty Ice. It is therefore as perfect a nickname as it gets. The only way he could be any more Bro-ish is by crushing a Natural Ice can on his head after every huddle.