Kim Kardashian sex doll

I had to read thistwice to make sure it was legit. But, yes, it seems there is now a Kim Kardashian sex doll for all of you men out there who have a thing for the Armenian beauty.

The doll’s name is Kinky Kim and the tag line on the box seems to be channeling those Carl Jr. burger commercials she did a few years back: “When you stick it in her face … it’ll get all over the place.”

It’s also blatantly sexual which, well, you’d expect with a sex doll.

I wonder if she’s dishwasher-safe?

You can get your Kinky Kim doll here. (I must warn you, the language is graphic.)

Or, if you’d rather just check out some images of the “toy,” click here.

This is great news!!! Now UKMA can say untold thousands of dollars. This is a rent vs own solution extraordinaire. Instead of renting a girlfriend every weekend, he can buy one!!!! (may need to also purchase an air compressor and latex patch kit).