“There’s no doubt I’ve fallen short and I’m asking for forgiveness,” McAllister said in the statement Monday. “I’m asking for forgiveness from God, my wife, my kids, my staff, and my constituents who elected me to serve. Trust is something I know has to be earned whether your a husband, a father, or a congressman. I promise to do everything I can to earn back the trust of everyone I’ve disappointed.”

But Hill Navigator is not here to handle crisis communications or run the latest poll numbers for Louisiana’s 5th District. This is a staffer advice column, after all. So, in honor of the latest staffer fail, here is a staffer fallout guide to help navigate the rough waters ahead.

1) Protect the boss. Whatever you do and whomever you do it with, remember that you are the staffer and your boss’s reputation is yours to protect. Hill Navigator doesn’t condone illegal activities, but barring that, your job is to foresee such situations and cleverly plan to avoid them. Affairs with the boss are generally a bad idea, but if you insist on having one, be savvy enough to pick a time and location without a security camera. Particularly if your boss has political opponents nipping at his heels.

2) Don’t take it out on your colleagues. Sure, they’re miffed that your year-end bonus was bigger (and now they know why) but don’t take your anguish out on them. If your co-workers are standing by you, then apologize for your role and tell them how much their support means to you. Because you will need it.

3) If they turn on you, run. Sometimes even the best of staffers have to fall on their swords. Scooter Libby was convicted of a felony and disbarred. Andrew Young falsely claimed paternity. Kurt Bardella was put on the cover of The New York Times Magazine and not by choice. If your team has decided you are taking the blame — or they’ve hung you out to dry — make a quick and graceful exit while the political maelstrom subsides. There will be some kindhearted (or opportunity-seeking) people who reach out to you. Once the time is right, they can help you with your next steps.

4) Cable news always moves on. There will be more mistakes, and more tearful apologies. The political pundits will find new fodder. Headlines change. And when they do, the staffer can rise again. Libby’s sentence was commuted. Young got a book deal. Even Bardella was hired back by Rep. Darrel Issa, R-Calif. You, too, can bounce back. Congress is nothing if not for its staffers. And a mistake learned keenly once is likely not to be repeated again.

HR 148 Is a smoke screen the purpose is to keep the money flowing to the politicians and make us think they are doing something about the problem.

Robert Reich: In my view, we must amend the Constitution to establish once and for all that (1) money is not speech under the First Amendment, (2) corporations are not people, and (3) we the people have the right to set limits on how much money individuals and corporations can spend…NOW is the time get on the band wagon lets try to save democracy.

(1) If money is speech then speech is money. The next time I want to get a car all I should have to is tell them I want a car, and by the way make it a red one.

(2) If corporations are people say I own shares of General Electric I should be allowed to vote in all federal elections as a corporation but wait it wouldn’t be fair if I had a hundred shares, and the next guy had one thousand so I get one vote per share. That would mean GE stockholders would have 10,033,130,000 votes. Somehow that just doesn’t seem right.

(3) Sheldon Adelson the casino billionaire spent around $150 million this 2012 election, according to Peter Stone of The Huffington Post. You know if one person tells a lie about you, it’s possible to fight back, but if you pay a thousand to lie about you in the new media forget it. Ask John Kerry about that. How could anyone call this Justice?

This is to point out how ridicules the Supreme Court has made things in this country. Now it’s up to us to find Justice for all. That’s what this Republic is all about.

mikem42

I know the aide had to go at sometime, as they always do. After all, she knew of what she did, but the boss always gets to keep his job. Unless and until the citizens back home realize they have been had, and reselect a representative, who hopefully will not betray them. They deserve that. Forgive him, that’s fine, but let him go back into the private sector.

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