I’ve not been a fan of the Oregonian for some time, a distaste that has grown with the arrival of publisher Christian Anderson, of Orange County Register renown. This dislike remains, along with their editorial decisions, the focus of their reporting, and their thirst for the blood of seemingly any local public official.

It didn’t, however, have to do with the blatant squashing of ideas. Until now.

This week, the Oregonian pulled the super fabulous comic strip Doonesbury, from Pulitzer Prize winning, Academy Award nominated Garry Trudeau. Why? Well, simply because they don’t like the topic, which happens to be abortion. How very repressive dictator of you, Mr. Anderson. Just because the comic was talking about a constitutionally protected right. Of course, how distasteful.

Beyond these pesky constitutional issues, the justification the Oregonian is using stems from the fact that they don't find the comic “funny.” Interesting that they're in charge of the funny. As a woman who has seen her rights assaulted, abused and generally trotted out for public floggings, I would like to say that I find the idea that the Far Right gets a little ribbing in return a tad humorous. Funnier than, say, hearing a woman called a slut or imagining the reality of transvaginal ultrasound. Can we have just a moment of amusement?

So, in that spirit, here is the first installment of the comic that the Oregonian deems so (oh, dear) offensive to us all.

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SCOTUS has ruled, in case you forgot, the decision for an abortion is between a woman and her doctor and the state may not interfere in that decision, based on a constitutional right to privacy. The GOP wants to take that right away from women, but it's still the law of the land.

Luckily since you're not sure you are able to read the decision and see that's exactly what they said (7-2 no less).

The right to privacy, as the decision notes, stems from the due process clause of the 14th Amendment. There's also the 9th Amendment which protects rights of the people which are not explicitly mentioned in the Constitution.

But I'd definitely love to hear you explain exactly why a constitutionally protected right to privacy is a bad thing.

The 4th Amendment, though we no longer respect it in many ways, is widely considered a strong basis for an implied right to privacy.

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

I mean, what else do you call it when you are allowed to keep your personal things away from the state?

This isn't the only basis for the right to privacy, but at least you can begin to understand the logic, right?

Give me a good reason not to stop reading it. Most of what is in it by the time it hits print has already been reported elsewhere and the local stuff can be had online. I'm a baby boomer and grew up with newspapers in the home; one of my fondest memories is being read the Sunday comics by my dad. I've been a subscriber since I was a student in the 70's and have resisted canceling before (because of other editorial decisions) in favor of expressing my opinions to them because I want print newspapers to be relevant and responsive. This decision speaks loudly to their lack of concern with relevance. And clearly, my opinion and public opinion in general is of little importance to them. The only thing that will make an impact is loss of $$. Sad, so sad. When I called this morning, the woman I spoke with claimed that "circulation is booming" (with an emphasis on "booming") and that in the last two days, out of hundreds of calls, I was only the third person to cancel. Given that their own poll is running more than 96% against the decision, this smacks of desperation.

You can stop reading it. But that doesn't mean it doesn't maintain itself as the paper of record in Oregon. If it goes unread by locals and read by ppl outside of Oregon, then it's talking about us to the outside world--and we remain blissfully ignorant.

Feel free to bang your head on that wall. I'm done with a paper that thinks Dave Lister is worthy of regular publication and that we need protection from political satire. Also done with the insanity of repeating the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

How do you cancel it? I've been trying to get a hold of someone all day and can't get past the hold music. I can't find a way to do it on line. Am I overlooking something? Do I have to go down there in person (really don't have time for that)?

When The Big O won't publish something that the sleepy, staid Statesman-Urinal will give a pass on, you know the quality of leadership of Oregon's so-called 'paper of record' is suspect at the very least.

Kari, the way I remember it when I was a kid was that I'd open the paper, skip past all the boring-looking news, go straight to the comics, and then skip past all the boring-looking comics. Doonesbury was most definitely one of the ones I would skip.

I'm guessing most kids have a similar experience as I did: if I occasionally suffered through the not-fun art style of Doonesbury (I found the way Trudeau drew eyes to be particularly irritating), I would discover to my dismay that it was full of the same serious-sounding current events from the news sections I'd been so careful to avoid. And I never understood the jokes.

So I suspect kids do a pretty effective job of shielding themselves from what are, according to the Oregonian, Garry Trudeau's dangerous thoughts. They do it the same way they protect themselves from the real obscenity of this story, which is the enactment of these vile laws by these vile politicians. They do it by not generally being being great consumers of current events.

The ones that do read the news can probably also handle reading Doonesbury.

These days of course my approach to the paper has reversed. I like the boring news parts, and Doonesbury is one of the few comic strips I'll read. Except of course when newspaper editors decide they have to protect me from mention of words like "transvaginal."

They tried that already. In the 1980s, when Doonesbury ran his Max Headroom parody, "Ron Headrest." It was in the Opinion section for YEARS after. Then they moved it back to the comics page. Personally, I would want my daughter to read this strip. If kids have "questions" then the parents can answer them. But of course some parents would rather ignore unpleasant discussions...

We are no longer having a discussion about women, their sexuality and reproduction, nor should we. The tea partier/fundamentalists simply hurl their thunderbolts and feminists of both genders, somewhat surprised by the renewed attack, hurl back. The former seem to feel that this is all new, amazing, brilliant! The latter seem to feel that the former are nuts and will be soon forgotten and/or ignored. I think we are having a complete shift of consciousness in the US. (1) Many of us do not read the Oregonian because we think it is complete trash. (2) Many of us do not really care to hear the baiting and ill informed legal thoughts of others, all intended to validate some attachment they have to God or fetuses or who knows what. There is no hooking up with these people. (3) It's been a patriarchal society from all times relevant. OK, got that. Men, whether white, middle aged or wearing suits, nor the women who are aligned with them, do not have some inherent right to rule the rest of us, and we do not consent to their control or dictates. (4) Kirsten, the only thing I can say is that a younger generation is seeing how frenzied and threatening these folks remain. (5) Reactionaries: Please, do not wave children, grandchildren or fetuses at us old crones. We live in the real world, know the reality. Acting like we have never changed diapers, never been anxious over the balance in the checkbook, never put a spouse's needs ahead of our own periodically, etc... just makes your assertions more pathetic. My 2 cents.

The GOP rabid right has construed that there is not separation of church and state and that they have the right to impose a biblical theocracy on the rest of us. Thanks to Rick Santorum, Rush Limbaugh and the GOP primary we are reminded of what a bunch of fanatical extremists the GOP really are. They not only want take control of the govt. to control a woman's right to choose, but also want to eliminate contraception through these "personhood" laws . Religious liberty has come to mean to the GOP, not the right to practice your religious devotional life, but the right to impose your totalitarian theocratic statism on the whole of society.

Never forget that despite all the caterwauling from the right about the "liberal" media, the mainstream media -- including The Oregonian -- is owned by hard-core, corporate capitalists, and as long as the news makes money, everything's jake.

Doonesbury, on the other hand, threatens to put a bit of heat on The Oregonian and we just can't have that. Exiling Doonesbury was gutless move, and The Oregonian ought to put it back on the editorial or opinion page, where it once lived and where it belongs.

There are absolutely no "pesky Constitutional issues" involved here. That is a common and dangerous misrepresentation of the meaning of the First Amendment.

The Oregonian is a private entity and has the right to publish or not publish what it wishes, just as MSNBC had a right to fire Pat Buchanan, Fox news has a right to present "balanced" opinions, and Kari Chisholm can force us to link our FB identities.

And readers have a similar right to use this as an indication of the Oregonian's current publication policies, express their dissatisfaction with them, and cancel their subscription if necessary.

But let's not go overboard with phrases like "repressive dictator". I doubt this is even a product of the new Publisher.

This is the kind of move made by a milquetoast newspaper that shies away from anything controversial. That's what I find most disappointing, if expected of the O.

Wouldn't want any actual public debate to take place in a supposed public forum like a statewide newspaper. We can always rely on our cultural authorities to decide what our fragile minds shouldn't be exposed to.

In general I feel that the O is a good newspaper re: the corporate media in general, and I have a sub--though I know too that trucking all that newsprint around can't go on forever. But I'm disappointed that while many small town papers, even in the bible belt, are said to be running the anti-abortion parody, the O is censoring it. And worse, it's censoring under cover by having no announcement posted at the Doonsbury strip that they are running instead. Also, I thought the O said they were going to run the real Doonsbury somewhere on line. Is that happening?

The "0" (formerly the "O") is running the original strip on their (awful) Web site. (Children NEVER use the Internets. ;) At their site they have a poll: "What do you think of our decision (to censor Doonesbury)?" At last count, over 96% disapprove. http://blog.oregonlive.com/oregonianeditors/2012/03/read_this_weeks_doonesbury_onl.html

Jim, Thanks for the link to the O's blog. I agree that it would be ok to move D. to the ed. page, but what they're doing now is evasive and not ok. Today I got a real reason to end my sub: for the second day in a row, the O, though wrapped in plastic, was soaking wet. It usta come wrapped and dry. Could it be that lousey delivery will be what finally brings down print newspapers?

Someone please tell me how to cancel it without having to stay on hold for hours or go downtown. Is there a way I'm not finding on-line? Tried every chance I had today and could not get a hold of a human.

To Republicans in Congress and in state capitals across the country: It's time to refuse the NRA's support and their money. And donations received in the past should be donated to organizations supporting the survivors of gun violence.