Of course, Jackson was given special treatment by the cops due to his pseudo-celebrity. And now you see the result of that: he’s back in the can after freaking out again. You would’ve thought his first trip to the slam would’ve indicated his alleged mental imbalance (for whatever reason).

Let this be a lesson to all of us. If you’re you going to squash cars in your monster truck on public streets, and then scare the bejesus out of your friends - and not expect to do time - then you better learn to sweep the leg.