This.... This was a LOT of work to do. Frankly it was a complete mess. So enjoy!

Extended note from the translator (who shall be Anon'd): "Bathroom cricket" is essentially correct, although it misses the subtle byplay. Other names for "kamadouma" are "benjo koorogi" (bathroom cricket) or "okama koorogi" (pot cricket). However, "okama" can also mean a male homosexual or effeminate man, which Drill Jill is apparently well aware of given the appearance of the antagonist. So, Drill Jill is making a play on words on multiple levels: the name of the antagonist is Koorogi (cricket), he is effeminate, and the scene is taking place in a bathroom"