Again!
She sucked at the Grammys. She sucked at the Globes. She sucked….at the Oscars?!?
And it’s not like I don’t love it when G goes rogue at the Oscars. I will always defend the time she went rogue in Alexander McQueen all those years ago. Full Story

All those rumours about Gwyneth Paltrow being an asshole to Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence…
Do you believe them?
I find it hard to believe considering how close they’ve been all this time. Like on Valentine’s Day on Saturday, together at the beach with their kids. Because he’s moved on, yes, but so has she. Full Story

In Hollywood, even florists are famous. In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Hollywood’s most well-connected florist, Eric Buterbaugh is profiled, along with his three closest celebrity friends, Gwyneth Paltrow, Demi Moore, and Nicole Richie.
Obviously.
There’s not a lot of gossip detail since the feature is about Buterbaugh but the photos are gorgeous. Full Story

According to the Daily Mail (so I don’t blame you if you snort at the authenticity of this post), Gwyneth Paltrow intimated to Marie Claire that she and Chris Martin actually separated a year before the conscious uncoupling announcement and that she was actually subtly asking Johnny Depp about how it worked for him when he and Vanessa Paradis split up. Full Story

It seems like these two are never not together. Gwyneth Paltrow presented. Chris Martin performed. And you can see him I think in the background of one of these shots of her.
G, obviously, was there for her “beautiful friend” Beyonce. That’s no accident either. While there were complaints about her presence to introduce B’s performance, you have to know that she would have only been invited on the approval and probable recommendation of Beysus herself. Full Story

Gwyneth Paltrow was in Mexico a couple of weeks ago for a minibreak. I posted some of her beach shots at the time. Click here to see. Now she’s showing us some of her own pictures on GOOP in a scrapbook clearly intended to promote the resort where they were staying. Full Story

I needed an exclamation point on that title.
Don’t pretend that that title isn’t an exclamation point for you too.
Common confirmed to Rolling Stone yesterday that Beyonce will perform at the Grammys this Sunday:
The Chicago rapper confirmed to Rolling Stone that Beyoncé will introduce "Glory" by singing the gospel standard "Take My Hand, Precious Lord. Full Story

Last week I was pleasantly surprised when Paddington turned out to be a sweet, adorable film. This week, after seeing Mortdecai, I was not similarly surprised. Because it was not good. Done in the style of pre-war screwball capers, Mortdecai is about Charlie Mortdecai (human cartoon Johnny Depp), an insufferable English aristocrat and art dealer of questionable ethics. Full Story

A couple of weeks ago, I credited Gwyneth Paltrow in this post for making Johnny Depp more tolerable than he’s been in a while. I’ll do it again here re: their appearance together on Ellen today.
The I Have/I Have Never game is great. Full Story

After spending the weekend in Mexico – click here to see those pictures – Gwyneth Paltrow showed up in Lanvin at the Hollywood premiere of Mortdecai alongside the entire cast. This dress only works from the back. And I get it, she has an awesome back. Full Story