Case Number 15401: Small Claims Court

CRUNCH: LATIN RHYTHMS

The Charge

Clear the floor and let the fat burning fiesta begin.

The Case

The latest from the popular Crunch series of workouts will take you and your
junk in the trunk and blast out some righteous aerobic exercise, set to generic
Latin music and led by an enthusiastic woman with abs made of Kevlar.

Built to be accessible to all potential fat-blasters (so says the Crunch
philosophy: "The Crunch fitness program welcomes people from all walks of
life regardless of shape, size or ability"), Latin Rhythms Fat Blasting
Dance offers a crisp, easy-to-follow set-up featuring moves that don't
strike me as terribly complicated.

The routine is a mélange of Latin dances, featuring steps that were
"inspired" from the mambo, cha cha, merengue and samba. It all comes
together in a 35-plus minute workout of active dancing, focusing on all parts of
the body, from the upper torso to the midriff to the legs -- chances are very
good that you'll be sweating like a pig if you pour yourself into this
workout.

Your leader is Jennifer Galardi, a professional dancer and a certified group
fitness instructor. And did you know her favorite splurge food is peanut M&Ms?
So if you find yourself involved in a Secret Santa with Jennifer some day, you
know what to get her.

She's surrounded by a large group of back-up dancers (all women except for
the requisite emasculated male), gyrating, twisting, turning and smiling as they
feel the @#$%#$%#@$% burn.

Risk of Me Pulling a Ligament or Worse: moderate to high.

My big complaint: there's no chapter selection. Hit the skip forward button
and you're bounced back to the main menu, which contains only the Play
button. So you're either in all or nothing, dude, so let's see some fat
blasting. Also, subtitles are absent, and those are typically useful on these
fitness DVDs.

The program runs in full frame and 2.0 stereo, both of which work fine; you
can see the people clearly move their pelvises and hear that non-descript Latin
music. No extras.