You loved it, everyone loved it, it's one of the highest-grossing films of 2014... but, like all films, Guardians of the Galaxy still has some sins. Sit back, put in your favorite 70's tune, and groove to the sins of an admittedly-rather-groovy film.

well you have like 15 seconds till your lungs collapse and turn inside out while your blood boils to the surface rendering you unconscious. soooo not long outer space but he's not fully human at this point.

0:38 Narrator: "Yep, nothing important happened to that alien-kidnapped child for the next 26 years."

Incorrect interpretation. Many things happened which are exposed over time, instead of just dumping them on the audience like linear narration. I guess they over-estimated the capacity of some of their audience to understand such things.

Got another sin for you: Gamora, one of the deadliest assassins in their known universe, is wearing heels. Which is super dangerous and highly unnecessary. Also, I get that she and Nebula have been modified, but they still pull off all that shit without having actual muscle mass.

For the sin on why Quil didn’t die or whatever when he was outside the ship?

So I heard Neil degrades Tyson explain one time that space isn’t some super super cold place where you freeze instantly (like in avengers infinity war when ebony maw is killed, don’t work like that). He’s said, iirc, that heat/energy isn’t sucked out of you lol. Basically, you’ll die of suffocation before you die from freezing to death.

This movie was one of the last straws of the MCU for me. I just couldn't handle its fundamental stupidity. I thought I could enjoy fast and loose space opera, like Star Wars or Firefly, and then this abomination assaulted my eyeballs. I'm still getting over it.

Finally doing a cinemasins after this movies sequel instead of doing it then letting the sequel release and doing or not doing the sequel instead of doing the earlier version after its sequel that’s a cinemasins sin and if anyone tells me otherwise than I will wait about three years and then answer the oldest response first damnit!

Actually I didn't like this movie. But you know when you watch all mcu movies than you watch :D i didn't like because it reaaaaaly reminded star wars even some actors are the same ... although second part was more better