Friends, do the math, 2009 was 10 years ago and that means I must enthrall you with a tale of that year from my prospective as a modern day internet writer. Here’s what you need to know:

This is what i looked like on my driver’s license:

I joined an arts collective called christophermichaelsullivan. Though the collective is dead now, friendships forged live on! Here is my official bio and business card from one of the strangest work experiences of my life.

Taking headshots for my new position as Technologies Director at CMS

Taking headshots for my new position as Technologies Director at CMS

I started working at my first 9-5 job outside of the food service industry. I became a web designer y’all! One could argue that I still do that today, 10 years later. This was my business card.

I burnt my finger real bad while making soup for Megan.

Megan asked me to marry them, and I said “not at the moment”. It wasn’t because of the soup, we were just really poor at the time. We got married 3 years later.