"No Time Left For You"

"No Vaccine For You"

Jonathan Spurlock

The Lyrics

My mother went to get a flu vaccine shot recently but she was told they didn't have the "special" blend for her age group! She was ready for the shot, but they didn't have the right stuff in stock.

(No vaccine for you) I’m heading to the pharmacy(No vaccine for you) They might have a flu shot for me(No vaccine for you) But what they say I can’t believe(No vaccine for you) Mm-da, mm-da, mm-da, mm-da, mm-da

They didn’t have the stuff on hand/Tried to make me understandDifferent kinds for different age/What I needed for this stage“Out of stock”, their reply/”It’s not the stuff for youJust not right for you

(No vaccine for you) I need to go another place(No vaccine for you) This is really a disgrace(No vaccine for you) Hope I don’t get sick today(No vaccine for you) Mm-day, mm-gay, mm-day, mm-gay, mm-day

I was ready for the shot/If the stuff I could have boughtBut they sent me out the door/No vaccine at the storeNo vaccine at the store/”There's no vaccine for you“Not what you need for you. . . .”

They must think I’m past my prime/I don’t fit in their design!Said I need a special blend/Tried to make me comprehend“We don’t have what you need /There's no vaccine for you“No vaccine for you. . .”

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