Here’s A Pic Of Jen Selter’s Ass Very Literally Busting Through Her Jeans

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Jen Selter’s butt busted through her jeans today. Literally. Thankfully, she took a pic for her Snapchat story for all of our viewing pleasure.

Can’t blame the butt. Thing needs some air to breathe. Can’t keep it locked in forever. I really can’t stop looking at it. I’m not only in awe of how great her rump is, but also at the fact that this doesn’t happen more often. It’s a modern day miracle that this isn’t a regular occurrence for her.

Not that anyone was ever questioning that Jen’s ass is the best on the planet, or at least top 10, but let’s look at a few more reminders.

There’s ass, there’s ass that makes you nudge your friends and say “damn bro look” and THEN there’s Jen Selter, who would in all likelihood just drop jaws without words. She’s truly in a league of her own.

Just Googled Lauren Drain. Holy fucking shit that chick has quite the backstory. Her dad was a documentary filmmaker who was doing a film critical of the Westboro Baptist Church back in 2001, except during the course of filming it he was somehow converted INTO the church, taking his entire family with him including Lauren and her siblings. As a result she was raised in the WBP from age 15 until her early 20, when she was expelled from it for questioning their batshit beliefs. She eventually wrote a book about the experience and then became a cardiac nurse and fitness model. Her family is still in the church and have completely disowned and cut off contact her. Jesus Christ.