You may recall that last week CW thought that it had found its “Celebrity
Quote of the Year” — Mel Gibson’s “Burn the house up, but blow me first: I
DESERVE IT!” — and was rapidly ordering the slogan to be printed on 25,000
T-shirts, thinking smugly, “That’s Christmas paid for.”

Well! Stop! Stop Mr Bhatterjee, owner of Quik-Ts, Bangalore! Stop! For this
week, the footballer Cristiano Ronaldo has come running down the left wing
of idiocy and whanged a ball of div into the net of duh! Life has handed CW
a lemon of twattery, and it