Welcome ladies and gentlemen
To the circus of the strange
The sideshow of the sinister
And the theatre of the bizarre
Enter a realm of dark wonders
To indulge your wickedest dreams
Or, if you dare
Explore the shadows of your most diabolical nightmares
Cast your eyes upon cruel the oddities of nature
And behold monstrous creatures
From the depths of the abyss

Marvel with awe and dismay at unbelievable death-defying acts
That teeter on the very brink of doom
Leave the mundane world behind
For those who visit this festival of phantasms are never the same again
Step this way
There is no turning back