Hey, Pa, Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Side-Titty’s Back!

One of the ways to prevent breast formation in men is by switching to organic chicken meat. Unfortunately, no one told poor Justin Bieber here that, so he’s really looking at a rough time when he gets to middle school. “Hey, Bitch-tits,” they’ll probably call him. “You want to come over to my house and watch me make fun of women who just had babies on the Internet,” someone else parked next to the school will also probably say, but is genuinely just looking for company. It’s not like you’re thinking.