Or, they could slip an “Equating Model World Norms” in on you. You never can tell.

I always liked the Bilderbergers better. They at least have the dignity to deny that they are a conspiracy to run the world, whereas Davos Man wants you to believe it. Here`s the latest list of Bilderberg attendees. Kind of a snooze, as are the titles of the topics at their 2012 conference:

Transatlantic Relations Evolution of the Political Landscape in Europe and the US Austerity and Growth in Developed Economies Cyber Security Energy Challenges The Future of Democracy Russia, China and the Middle East

Presumably, these are just facade titles for the real topics like “Welcome to the Hollow Earth,” “Uri Geller Shows You How to Bend Spoons with Your Mind,” “All Hail Our Dark Lord,” “How Do We Publicly Admit Dan Brown Was Right?” and “Progress Report on Project Orbis Tertius.” But at least my eyeballs don`t fall out of their sockets while trying to read the Bilderberg topics.