November 20th 2002
No. 1,513

spigot: THIS PINK TRIANGLE ON MY ARM COST WELL OVER $100
spigot: SO THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS FUCKING LOOK AT IT AND TELL ME HOW QUEER I AM
spigot: FINE I'LL JUST SEND MYSELF MAIL
spigot: MAILX SPIGOT YOU'RE THE GAYEST
spigot: BIFF -> YOU HAVE MAIL
spigot: MAILX
spigot: SPIGOT -> YOU'RE THE GAYEST
spigot: IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME