Hello out there, Internet world. Holly would like to inform her adoring fans that she will be unable to write a Mail Desk this month, as she is currently hard at work being kidnapped. That's right, folks: Holly's missing in action!

Imagine my chagrin when I realized the piece of note paper I was using as a beer coaster turned out to be her ransom note! According to the note, we need to somehow come up with $50,000 in small-denomination, circulated bills and leave 'em in a trash can at a certain bus station.

But enough with details! At this point, Animefringe would like to release a statement: We refuse to negotiate with terrorists. Holly was brave and fought for the cause and she'll be deeply missed until (hopefully) next month!