888 = Number of the Drag.

In case your internet is living under a rock, Jessica Alba wore a see-thru top to the MTV Movie Awards.Best joke so far: "The Fantastic Two: Jessica Alba plays Sue Storm, aka Invisible Girl, in the upcoming Fantastic Four movie. Apparently, she got to keep the wardrobe." - Spencer GoldenFiddle.

1994 was a long time ago..."The on-line All-Music guide can be reached by gopher or Mosaic at allmusic.ferris.edu. Using gopher just give the gopher command and the Internet address; using Mosaic select the open button and fill in the information gopher://allmusic.ferris.edu in the dialog box."

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What if John Hughes had directed Star Wars instead of George Lucas? I think it would be something like this comic strip.

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