This board is dedicated to the fine art of sticking your penis into a nice wine. Rules:

1. Love your wine as you would love your woman.
2. Please, no trolling, just discussion of some of the finer things in life.
3. Cheese is an acceptable topic of discussion. After all, what goes with wine if not cheese?
4. No champagne.

You surely are a desperate, fellow. It's been many a moon since my last love, though I have never been at a low enough state to resort to such things! Say what you might about it, but I would sooner love, dare I say it... Champagne.

I broke my favorite wine opener / catheter the other day and I can't seem to find any similar replacements. It has opened every wine bottle perfectly for me for almost 10 years, and has spelunked through my urethra countless times.

Any of you fine gentlemen know where I can find one just like this? I'd like to avoid these horrible lever-based ones that the hordes of filthy commoners use: http://i.imgur.com/hijTv.jpg

>>1701Good man, I completely agree. I came on a little strong, but I do not believe what I said was uncalled for. As far as I'm concerned, this arrogant chap is dipping in Bud Light. What kind of man barges in on a quaint gentleman's club and brashly claims such things. It's absurd to think that you can attempt to persuade rational people with such generalized phrasing.

I enjoy it. I have seven gallons of muscadine wine vinting in the next room. I sometimes use my wine-thief to drizzle it along the edge of my glans as a "preview." Dipping a wine is far more intimate when you've been with it from the outset and know all of its intricacies. This is rather like being with a young girl repeatedly until she flowers into a woman, only far superior.

Guys, my dick is too small to easily get into a win glass, but too wide (barely) to fit into a bottle. I've recently learned that with a little tubing and a small rubber hand pump, I can easily dip all day long! Life changing I promise you this.

I have a job as a cheesemonger. I get to be near cheese and sample various cheese all day erry'day. There's nothing I enjoy more than taking home a nice Gouda or some Halloumi and eating it while I stick my dick in some Port or Merlot.

Last Saturday I was at Gaston De Court's exquisite dipping party in Le Mans, France. Everything was going great, fine Merlot, distinguished Shiraz, and exotic Cabernet Sauvignon, o what a ball it was till Gaston's brother, Louis introduced some champagne to dip in at first i was repulsed by such a savage offer but... in a moment of euphoria and wanting to fit in with the crowd i proceeded to dip into the Champagne afterward i felt ashamed and have since contemplated suicide for my actions, i guess what i am asking is, is life worth living after such a horrific blow to my dignity?