We knew this pairing would be INCREDIBLE, but we had NO idea they were going to elevate to this level of greatness!

By now, everyone knows that Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed on to appear in Scary Movie 5, but today new information has surfaced regarding the roles that the gruesome two-some would be portraying…and it EFFING KILLS!

But literally!

That's right, sources close to the horror parody, which will be mainly lampooning Black Swan, have revealed that the pair will be playing "the world's hottest new couple," and much likeCarmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy, Shaq, and Dr. Phil before them, will be getting slaughtered in the opening sequence!

Then again, the MaSheen has already gotten the axe in this series before…but we all know how little that means in regards to possible reappearances!

Ha!

All we know that is that with this kind of potential comedy gold, this had better be the best opening death sequence since Drew Barrymore met her maker in the film that started it all, Scream!

You're a little bit late on this, Perez. Everyone else knew about it last week. The entire scene lasts less than 10 minutes and she reportedly has only two lines. She also is getting nowhere near the $200,000 her "rep" claims.

Charlie lampoons Emilio's Mighty Duck, but he definitely is the quack! Hollywood should have blacklisted Charlie so no more money is contributed to self-destruction. Any movie or show with Charlie in it won't be seen by me! Lohan is a lot younger and can hopefully get her act together. Still pairing those two together is nothing short of sick on the part of all those involved in this movie. I have never been a big fan of Charlie Sheen, but still I do not wish him any harm. I hope he grows up on day and cleans up his act, if not only for himself but for the sake of his children and soon. It's such a shame to see someone who could have done so much more with their lives. Too bad he can't look up to his brother and take a cue.