“While people around me start to relax, I keep my eyes on the sea, waiting to be rocketed into it in a wave of fire. I’ll be ready for it to happen, and therefore it won’t happen. It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it’s my lot in life.” I roll my eyes when people say "Celebrity X and I would be best friends if we met in real life," but Tina Fey and I could totally be friends. Feel free to roll your eyes, but anybody who understands that simply worrying enough about something can prevent it, that gynecologists must be avoided at all costs, that it's insulting to ask a woman if it's 'tough being the boss' and that you never, ever ask other people when they're going to have a baby is definitely someone that can sit next to me.