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Mmm … Sylvie van der Vaart. I’m like Homer Simpson with a doughnut over this woman complete with drool and half closed eyes. I love the girl, is the point I’m making there. Seriously, these bikini shots of Sylvie in St Tropez are almost too hot. I can’t look directly at them or they’ll scorch my eyes out. I know there are some people out there who don’t really get why some of us go so nuts for Sylvie and I can’t really explain it. If you can’t see it from these photos, nothing I write will make it any clearer.

Regular readers of my work around these parts know how I feel about these shots of Brenda Asnicar before they even read a word of this post. How? Because I have made my denim shorts fetish pretty obvious and because lovely Brenda is rocking the hell out of a pair of denim shorts in these photos. Pairing them with a bikini top? Perfection. This lady is just stunning – which definitely doesn’t hurt either. These are perhaps my favorite photos since we’ve been back from our accidental hiatus which is really saying something considering some of the other photos I’ve posted. Super sexy shots, indeed!

Do people still refer to “banging bodies”? I’ve always been a little behind the times on such things. Until very recently, I was still saying “talk to the hand”. No, not really. I do still say ‘rad’ though so I guess it’s not that much of a stretch. What am I talking about? Who knows. I have no discernable train of thought and I have to pin the blame for that on Fernanda de Freitas because she has officially blown my mind with these bikini shots from Rio de Janeiro. It’s okay though, Fernanda. It wasn’t much of a mind to begin with.

Kate Upton is pretty much the girl of my dreams. She’s sexy. She’s got a killer body. She’s confident and she also doesn’t seem to take herself too seriously. A lot of people have said she’s a bit too round to be a lingerie model but I think that’s total hogwash. She’s gorgeous and these photos are absolutely killer. I think this woman is curvy in all the right places but more than that, she’s a woman that genuinely seems comfortable in her own skin. There’s nothing sexier than confidence, at least in my opinion. She’s definitely one of my favorite models at the moment. It’s always a pleasure to have the chance to write about her.

Man alive. Sofia Vergara, am I right? Stunning. Beautiful. Exquisite. There are so many words I can use to describe this woman without overstating things even a little bit. In these shots, we see Sofia in Greece wearing a little white bikini and showing off a whole lot of that incredible body of hers. I just got done marathoning all four seasons of Modern Family with my husband and we agreed – Sofia is about the only woman we could agree on a threeway with. I, of course, had to point out that he’d mostly be watching. He was fine with that. My husband is awesome. So is Sofia Vergara. How I wish I lived in a world where I could just snap my fingers and make things happen.

I am a big, big Doutzen Kroes fan. I don’t think that statement comes as a big surprise to anyone who’s been reading my posts for any amount of time. I write about how much I love Doutzen every time I get a set of photos of her and she’s one of our more frequently posted women so that happens on a fairly regular basis. I can’t help it though. She’s just such a beautiful woman and these bikini shots, snapped in Ibiza, are proof. That body of hers is incredible. I also love the fact that she looks so incredible with barely any makeup on. I love this lady. I don’t care how many times I write it. It will always be true.