I've seen these people described as madBut find men kissing too oddSay all their friends are gay when in factThey gave a man in tight vest a quick nod

And all those threats if you keep kissingThey're gonna go report you to godYet if Christ really had that many disciplesThere was probably one of you in his squad

And any news you receive would lead you to believeOf the other world little is knownSo that every gay presenter should really wear a sweaterWith kids don't try this at home

There are gay men you've knocked homophobics clean outWhen most would have turned and ranGay men who hate it when they get called queerAnd gay men who don't give a damnSome gay men go wearing women's makeupJust to prove to themselves they canAnd on the masculine side of this whole wide worldThere is no 101% man

Those who have only seen Gay PrideThink it's a life long license to shockBut men have kissed men since way back whenIf you were caught you'd be put in a stock

And any news you receive would lead you to believeOf the other world little is knownSo that every gay presenter should really wear a sweaterWith kids don't try this at home

There are gay men who've knocked homophobics clean outWhen most would have turned and ranGay men who hate it when they get called queerAnd gay men who don't give a damnSome gay men go wearing women's makeupJust to prove to themselves they canAnd on the masculine side of this whole wide worldThere's no 101% man

And when the Tom Robinson band sang"Sing if you're glad to be gay"We all joined in, and though most of us weren'tThe song seemed to show us the way

And as the song reached it's end you looked for the friend thatThat made singing along feel O.KIt aint San Francisco but your end of term discoAnd the dancefloor's beginning to sway

There are gay who've knocked homophobices clean outWhen most would have turned and ranGay men who hate it when they get called queerAnd gay men who don't give a damn

Some gay men go wearing women's makeupJust to prove to themselves they canAnd on the masculine side of this whole wide worldThere's no 101% manMan