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Sunday, 8 May 2016

Mother's Day Jokes,Quotes,Funny Sayings,Pictures,One Liners And Much More

Funny happy mother's day jokes

WHAT YOUR MOTHER LIKES

Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly mother. The 1st said,"I built a big house for Mom."

The 2nd said, "I got her a Mercedes with a driver."

"I've got you both beat," said the 3rd."You know Mom enjoys the Bible, and you know she can't see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took twenty monks in a monastery twelve years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for ten years for them to train him, but it is worth it."

Soon thereafter, their mom sent out her letters of thanks. To the. 1st son, she wrote, "Milton, the house you built is so huge. I live in only 1 room, but I have 2 clean the whole house."

To the 2nd son, she wrote, "Marty, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver was rude!"

To the 3rd son, her message was softer: "Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious!"

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Mother's day funny quotes and sayings

There is this girl who keeps poking her nose in everyone's matter.
I just texted her.

10 Things We’ve All Heard Our Mom Say. Think of Mother’s Day and the first thing that hits our mind is a mother’s unconditional love, her yummy food, her undying support and of course,

also her yelling at us! Well, we all know that moms are actually supermoms and that there’s none like them. A mothers love for her child is common about every mother but its not just this! Moms have another thing in common… they’re famous for these lines that we’ve listed below…

1. “This is the last time I’m telling you. I will not repeat it.”When as kids we acted super stubborn about not eating or not listening to mom.

2. “I told you so. You never listen to me.”Yes, moms know it all! But its human nature to first commit a mistake and then go crying to mom

3. “You better stop this now and go study.”Lol! As kids when moms would have nothing to say, they would simply say, “Go Study”.

4. “I’m counting from 10 to 1. If you don’t go to bed you had it.”Why do you think kids pick up numbers soo fast?, espcially numbers between 1 – 10. We’ve heard our moms say this throughout our childhood.

5. “I’ll complain to dad, I’m telling you.”Haha! And then when dads wouldn’t react, mom would feel so miserable!

7. “No beta, that’s not for you! That’s dads medicine. Here, you have rasna.”Lol! How many of us actually knew that it wasn’t dads medicine but some alcohol to relax after a hard working day? We’re sure, most of us knew! ;p

8. “How dare you? Don’t you talk to me like that. I’m your mother.”This is every mom when her kids back answer or shout back. And, oh how they love reminding us, “I’m your mother” is too cute :)

9. “Are you deaf or something? Can’t you hear I’m calling you.”Lol! Even if we did we wouldn’t respond