The Essence of You

Your spunk is very nutritious, it is the very essence of you. It contains zinc, calcium and other minerals shown among many other benefits to slow down tooth decay.

Your spunk is also sacred, it contains prostaglandin, a hormone specific to semen, and men who eat their own, have lower rates of depression and spunk more than those who don’t. Think about your wonderful name. Do it once, it won’t kill you. It might be something you ever only want to do once. Or it might be something that will nourish you for the rest of your life.