Snowden Asks Putin ‘Will the KGB cut my Balls off if I do not Co-operate’

In the most unconvincing propaganda yet, Putin denies mass interception of communications in Russia, "nothing like that happens in this enlightened country free from police suppression and corruption" he tells the state owned TV audience.
I will only invade eastern Ukraine if I have to, he tells the west, although I do have 40,000 troops on the border just waiting to go in should the pretext arise. A lucky coincidence, but very convenient.
More bollocks expected soon, the invasion will come as a real surprise.