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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

DUmmies Discuss Article Written by Certain Humble Correspondent

There is a general rule in DUmmieland not to discuss the DUFUs or YOURS TRULY. However, sometimes there is a break in the dam. In this case the DUmmies are discussing an article written by your humble correspondent as you can see in this THREAD, "Joan Walsh - Mika Brushup - Here's Leftwing Extremists RWNuts come up with." Yeah, the DUmmies are completely mystified over how I came up with a list of leftwing extremists which Joan Walsh was unable to do on Morning Joe today as you can see in this NewsBusters ARTICLE and VIDEO. So let us now watch the DUmmie ants look out through the glass as we look back at them in their ant farm in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still chuckling over Mika's impression of Joan Walsh, is in the [brackets]:

[No, Walsh PRETENDED there were no leftwing extremists and THEY WOULDN'T ALLOW IT.]

I thought Olbermann was the obvious person Mika and Joe were (not) talking about this morning. They can't openly criticize him lest they hear it from the higher-ups but the antipathy between Joey Scab and KO is well-known.

[The antipathy between sane people and KO is well-known.]

PJ Gladnick is a total freeptard...

[Whose DUFU Eye of Sauron remains firmly focused on you DUmmies...]

Didn't he have an offensive website that was up for an award a few years back?

20 Comments:

Anon 1:50 said...

So...

You're saying that even the Leftiest Lefty, Leftard, Leftopurists are...

Uncomfortable with some of the Leftitudinous Leftocrapcy? That the heretics are possibly allowing the possibility or a hint of a chance of understated and moderate hyperbole, gentled by unicorn farts and used tissues from the Obama bedroom?

I've been hanging out here for a long time and can't think of one time someone's copped to the fact right-wing extremists even exist. Their almost always "deranged individuals" and so what the hell can you do about those crazy mother fuckers?

Since you all have a list of the top ten righty extremists at your fingertips, unlike that stupid Joan Walsh, I'd be sorely interested in hearing who they are (you guys have been holding out on me all this time...wily bastards).

Oh, and Manson didn't make the lefty list. Rachel Maddow takes down Charles Manson. And you all keep railing on about Hitler and Stalin being leftist tyrants...why the hell aren't they on the list? Rosie O'Donnell and Keith Olbermann kick the shit out of Stalin and Hitler when it comes to leftist extremism? It's all a little confusing.

But congrats on your all's righteous smack down of Joan Walsh. And I'm most delighted that someone out there is about to articulate the top-ten list of righty wackjobs and prove themselves better prepared to answer the question than the bewildered Ms. Walsh. Let's hear it.

She only goes after women, as she is threatened by them and too chickensh1t to step to a man. Willie and Joe were horrified. As well they should be.If not for her last name, she would be rocking back and forth in a state funded padded room somewhere.Even her father despises her, which is clear anytime he comes onto the show.It must have been placebo day for her (she has a well-known prescription drug dependency).Well, at least she didn't toss her baby down the stairs and break her back this time.In the world of Mika, this is fairly minor as far as breakdowns go.

She only goes after women, as she is threatened by them and too chickensh1t to step to a man. Willie and Joe were horrified. As well they should be.If not for her last name, she would be rocking back and forth in a state funded padded room somewhere.Even her father despises her, which is clear anytime he comes onto the show.It must have been placebo day for her (she has a well-known prescription drug dependency).Well, at least she didn't toss her baby down the stairs and break her back this time.In the world of Mika, this is fairly minor as far as breakdowns go.

(um, i think we all know who lazarus, the sadistic bastard, is appealing to here...and, God help me, I feel her poisonous tendrils racing through my hard yet supple...oh god no...i...will...not...read...the...scrap-booking....maga...)

The reason no one can indentify the top ten right wing extremists is that unlike the DSA (Democratic Socialist Party of America), the right doesn't put their extremist lunatics in power. The DSA does. And we have been reaping the disasterous results ever since they managed to get elected to the control the Federal Government.

These people are my heroes! They are the future! We will teach all the children like this! And after November, when the Democrats win hundreds more seats AND WE HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL, we will make you worship the real God like this!

"Who fuckin' cares? They don't have any government power, it's your leftie pals who occupy the white House bully pulpit and infest the Congress." kat

Thank God.

When it makes you all happy to call Walsh a dumbshit because she can't name leftist extremists, it would stand to reason that, when asked the same question about rightist extremists, you righteously smart fucktoids could answer it.

But you can't. It's that simple. Not one of you sorry fucktoids can step up and become smarter and better than that stupid bitch "(BLIP... BLIP... BLIP... right in front of you and you're like "I'm sorry, I don't see it!"), Joan Walsh. Even though you've been chortling about and gloating about how's she's sooooo stupid, you incredibly stupid baboons won't answer the same question you asked her. You just won't.

So from here on in, none of you bullshitters matter unless you name a few right wing extremists just like you want Walsh to name left wing extremists. From now on, you're subject to the same rules. If you can't come up with an answer, then you can't get down on her shit for NOT coming up with an answer. It only seems fair.

By the way, I was surprised Rosie O'Donnell beat Obama since he's the friggin antichrist. Obama didn't even make the list. What's up with that?

kat, answer the question. I'll reciprocate. I'm willing. Always have been. There are right-wing extremists. There are left-wing extremists. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Let's go. What do you have to lose? We're in a internet chat-room for Christ's sake. It's not like there's anything really riding on what you or I have to say about the situation. We're all just talking. Now's an opportunity to say what you want to say...to me, the mighty troglaman. And I'll challenge you every step of the way. It's an opportunity to sharpen your wingnutty edge to a fine hone. Go for it.

"Oh, and Manson didn't make the lefty list. Rachel Maddow takes down Charles Manson. And you all keep railing on about Hitler and Stalin being leftist tyrants...why the hell aren't they on the list? Rosie O'Donnell and Keith Olbermann kick the shit out of Stalin and Hitler when it comes to leftist extremism?"Trog,The list was deliberately focusing on liberal extremists in the modern media, as a counterpoint to the video's demonizing of Rush Limbaugh. As such, Manson, Hitler, and Stalin wouldn't count.btw, Trog, I was meaning to say, I appreciate the apology you made to me a few weeks ago.

But you're right, elrond. What the hell was I thinking? And it wasn't my inner homo either (well, it was for just a little while after repeatedly being called 'darling' and then being "broken" like a little filly, but I was able to wrestle control away from that accursed little vixen). It was I, troglaman, that was setting the stage for Maddow vs Beck (love to see that), etc. Utterly nuts. Thanks for the cold slap to the face, my friend.

My only admittedly lame defense is that I never really cared about arguing merits, I just wanted some names. And I got some. I'm humbly grateful.

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