♫ Wookiee Wallet in Redddd… ♫

Because there’s been too much religion jibber-jabber, and not enough sexy photos, here’s Khloe Kardashian walking around LA in hot red pants today. Think of these as sweet Sasquatch-labia icing on top of Jesus Christ, what am I writing? Okay, let’s not do that, and how about everyone puts some tape over those words? Because I can’t even look at them again to delete them. In fact, let’s all slowly back away from our computers, don’t make any eye contact, no sudden move- Oh, God, I read the word labia. MAN DOWN.