(FNN) – In a surprise move, a Trump staffer announced today that, effective January 20, 2017, the Reddit website and app will be shut down permanently.
“Reddit is nothing more than a subversive radical left wing collective bent on destroying America. The only way to make America great again is to shut down and arrest America’s enemies. They are no better than ISIS.”

The staffer also mentioned that Reddit is just the start. “Other subversive groups must also be dealt with. Groups such as CNN, NY Times, AARP, and the American Red Cross are just a few of many.”

When Beertap.tv editor Joe Beertap heard the news he was absolutely shocked. “What the f*ck!!! Why are we not on that list! Get your @ss out there and get me a story that puts us at the top of the list.”