1) How rural Americans (including George W. Bush) pronounce their w's.
2) George W. Bush, the worst president in America's history.
3) The biggest embarrasment to my country.
4) A reason to move to Canada.
5) A loser who likes oil and money.
6) A daddy's boy.
7) A monkey.
8) A racist freak.
9) A homophobic asshole.
10) The reason Clinton's surplus has become a huge deficit.
11) Do you really want me to continue?

I love America, I just can't stand Dubya.
Did you ever realize that the first letter of war is Dubya!

He failed to capture Osama Bin Ladin, pissed off the world with his Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) campaign, he STILL hasn't found those damned WMDs, and he nearly choked to death on a mere pretzel. He even succeeded in putting America in a huge debt.

Republican president who believes himself to be the leader of the world. Best known for his poor grasp of the English language and unintentionally funny speeches. Is also strongly religious and believes that he was sent by God (tm), or at least the God of the Christian white male.

Also, a puppet. He is controlled by Dick Cheney and, more recently, Condoleezza Rice.