Teenage life is filled with unspoken inevitabilities: unplaceable angst, unfortunate haircuts, sitting next to that dream boat Dirk Perkins in trigonometry class. But what nobody ever tells you is that, at some point, you will go to prom with a vampire. »8/24/11 10:20am 8/24/11 10:20am

Jonah Hex is the latest Weird Western blockbuster to be absolutely FUBAR. What filmmakers don't understand is that Weird Westerns don't need giant robo-spiders or CG fireworks, the setting — the endless frontier — does all the work for you. »6/19/10 4:55pm 6/19/10 4:55pm

On February 20, three vampire punks assaulted and drank the blood of a victim outside of Wellington, New Zealand. According to one of the kiwi bloodsuckers, "Yeah, I bit a guy. He hit on my missus." »5/08/10 1:00pm 5/08/10 1:00pm

We just learned that Kathryn Bigelow passed on the chance to direct the 2012 Spider-Man reboot. What the would The Hurt Locker director's take on Peter Parker have looked like? We're picturing tense bomb-defusing scenes. And surfer slang, brah! »3/10/10 4:00pm 3/10/10 4:00pm