Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Fat Will Rule the Earth

Yup. It's that time again. Time for me to blog about running, getting in shape, losing weight, blah blah blah. I've done it before, I'm doing it now, and I'll probably do it in the future.

I am fat. Obese. Working on my first heart attack and trying my damnedest to shut down my pancreas. I seriously need to lose weight or I'm going to be reaping the bitter fruit of my life of excess eating and sparse exercise plan. I've been a yo-yo dieter with Weight Watchers for about four years now. I'll get motivated and work really hard for a week or two and then I lose it. I blow up like Oprah and it sucks.

Anyway, I went for a run tonight, as you can see below. It was cold outside. And my run still looks pitiful.

About Me

I'm a laid-back guy who likes to make silly noises and sing in falsetto. I'm married to a wonderful woman and we just had our first child in May. His name is Erik. We have two crazy cats named Kitty and Chloe.

I love playing video games and have spent far too much time on my Xbox. I suck at fantasy sports but I play them all the time.