The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

"And then I would've raised the dead with my cooking skills and had them attack Admiral Byron (of this very Yellow Sector) but that fucker Kerrick ended up killing him with a shot to the back of his head."

"That story makes no feckin' sense at all! What about the death of Byron? How did that affect the very volatile situation in the Yellow Sector? Why were ye in that Jungle with Silva at all? Why didn't Klaus and Silva just walk out of that door they summoned you from in the first place? Did Klaus and Silva make it off the planet after all?"

"Feckin' Swedes, always touting their loads of shite like a big shiny whistle."

"I dunno, I kinda liked him. He seemed nice enough."

"This is a stick up, give me all your guns and money or I'll shoot you!"

"Just a second."

"And keep the change!"

"Only one person I know can throw a frying pan with such accuracy."

"Master Chef, it's me Kerrick!"

"I was thinking about putting the team back together. You know, for one last big job."

"How about that? I was thinking about cooking chikin."

"Listen, man I've already got a few guys joined up with me, three deadly spacemen this time and a bunch of other guys. I was looking for you and George so that we could have some character development and come back to fight in more battles."

"What about Hans and Lt. Wolffe?"

"I have no idea where those guys ended up, I think they defected to Bavaria."

Kalvinator wrote:I had a model for what Kerriks ship looked like from the outside, should I upload it Silva?

Perhaps. I can't see it being used very often but I'd like to see what it looks like and if I pictured it correctly. I imagined Kerrick would either have a high-end stolen ship with tons of illegal upgrades a la Starcraft II or a scrap ship that gets the job done like the Millenium Falcon or Serenity.

General Blut: You know it would take more than scavs to keep Hungry Arnold from reporting in. This was... The enemy.

General Blut: So get all the ammunition you can carry, and eat your last meal. We're marching in less than 2 hours.

Steve: Excuse me, Kerrick.

General Blut: ATTENTION!

General Blut: Listen up. You bitches and bastards are the hardest mercenaries in the brikverse, not even the ZMC could compare. Out there is our greatest enemy, ruthless invaders who have settled down with cowards and quisling bastards. I have fought the negas back to their negaholes, bearing the impure face you see before you as a battlescar. From my experiences against the impure, I can tell you that these technicolour bastards are no different. Now, let's take their jungle back for the scavs they took it from. For every Assyrian that fell to a peach. For Sgt. Gunkill, for Roberto Dangerous, For Hungry Arnold and for Gorgeous George. FOR PURITY OR FOR DEATH!