The book and movie "Water for Elephants" is making
money because it is promoting how people shouldn’t be abusing elephants. But before you start feeling bad about the
abused elephant in this contrived story - remember these facts:

1. Elephants
sexually abuse rhinoceroses on a daily basis.2 Also a fact: If elephants could hold their breath underwater long enough
they would be hanging around on the bottoms of lakes, raping hippopotamuses.3. Remember
this too: Elephants are passive/aggressive creatures who sexually abuse any species they feel they can bully. (If elephants
weren’t so frightened of mice they would be raping them too. FACT!)