LE

As God often appears in the Bible in a fiery chariot, dropping off or picking up odd prophets, then it is probably a Triumph Spitfire. Both of mine and my wife's caught fire on a number of occasions...

Moses of course as we know was an aficionado of British classic motorcycles, and indeed the roar of his Triumph was often heard through the land...

They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

War Hero

His classic garage doubtless contains a 1956 Jag XK140 Roadster. However, most of the time he drives an Aston Martin like all the other gods. Probably a DB9.

Boondock Saints said:

Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath, we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal, these are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions. These are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three and on that day you will reap it. And we will send you to which ever god you wish.

Bang on with the Rover P5B and I like your thinking about the Volvo. However, much as I am a fan of the Land Rover I think God might use something rather more quirky as a shooting brake. Perhaps an Ex WD "tilly" that is held together purely by Divine benevolence?

Here He is putting some poults out. After all, He does move in mysterious ways!

LE

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Scweik, despite your heretical suggestion that god is a welshman(...blaaagh! After all if he made us in his image, why are we not all dark, stunted and beetle browed then?) you are on the right lines. There is only one car that God would drive...it is this...

They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...

War Hero

When all my mates were buzzing around in third or fourth hand Fiestas, I could be observed growling along in my 3.5 litre monster with a grin from ear to ear.

The ladies loved it, but alas when I realised that it was costing me Â£50 a week to run it to and from college (c. four miles) when petrol was about threepence-ha'penny a gallon it had to go.

Replaced it with a Daimler 420G.

Swapped that for a ex-MOD series 2 Landy with a 3.5 litre Rover SD1 engine shoe-horned into it.

Then a Rover 2200TC - just like Fred Gee used to chauffer Annie Walker around in. Apart from the flames painted up the side and suspension so knackered it looked like one of those Chicano lowriders.

Any of the above would be fine transport for Him upstairs. As long as he could do that trick of water-into-4-star.

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

"Hey, this is Europe. We took it from nobody; we won it from the bare soil that the ice left. The bones of our ancestors, and the stones of their works, are everywhere. Our liberties were won in wars and revolutions so terrible that we do not fear our governors: they fear us. Our children giggle and eat ice-cream in the palaces of past rulers. We snap our fingers at kings. We laugh at popes. When we have built up tyrants, we have brought them down. And we have nuclear fcuking weapons."