That “duplicitous handling” is, of course, in reference to the lies, exaggerations, and assertions Pai and the FCC have been spouting ever since the chairman laid out his plan to undo net neutrality, such as “Restoring Internet freedom will lead to better, faster, and cheaper broadband for consumers.” As Swanson says, Pai might not know the first thing about honor, but he’s definitely learned a thing or two about another of the Pyramid Of Greatness’ attributes: selfishness.