Well, i'm happy to make it a week long binge. You could pub crawl from Yorkshire to the airport, then spend the flight at one of those onboard fancy bars, ill have a wheel chair waiting at Adelaide airport, then its straight to the Crown & Anchor to hang out with some goths - they'll scare any hangover out of you, then over to the Exeter to beat up any metro sexuals that'll get ya thirst up and ready to get cracking on a week of beer consumption.