nothing beats beer-io kart, one beer for one race and you have to finish it by the end of it. catch is you can't accelerate while drinking, it's pretty simple, if you don't finish your beer you have to shotgun another, and if you're in last place you have to shotgun another

we made chugging before driving against the rules because the person who did that won every time, then it became a chug contest with mario kart, and that just wasn't as fun, the shotgunning a beer punishments could be substituted with the shots though

You got it backwards, you take a drink every time you kill someone, that way the good people get drunk faster and makes it more fair. The way you have it the people who suck get trashed fast and start to suck even more.

DUDE. I took this as a PDF to Kinko's and printed it out for $5. Had to sign a copywrite agreement because I don't own the rights to Pokemon and then I glued it to a huge piece of cardboard from a box. It's awesome! (Just don't spill on it)

You're going to need a hose and a funnel, attach the hose to the funnel, next insert hose into anus (more lube the better), poor coke through funnel and try to suck it up through your anus, before you know it you'll be drunker than a russian on a tuesday,

Tip: works better with vanilla or cherry coke, Diet gives you more of a LSD feeling