I am reading the most pretentious and verbose label ever attached to tea towel, If it were a caption next to a work of contemporary art, you would think it excessive. The towel, to give you a condensed version "twists the traditional expression of a kitchen textile"; with "a vibrant melange look", achieved by doing interesting things to yarns and twill stripes, it "adds a contemporary edge to the kitchen". The tea towel costs £15. Fifteen pounds! Enough to say that it's a very n...