Entries from April 2011

Are you MEGA SUPER DEPRESSED? Do you want to hear Justin get berated for picking one of the most downer movies in the last 20 years to watch this week? OF COURSE YOU DO, right? Well that's what we were working with as we belatedly paired 2000's 'Requiem For A Dream' and 2002's 'The Rules of Attraction' for an honest-to-goodness, slit-your-wrists double feature! (insert heavy sigh here) Like many episodes, this week's left us with more questions than answers! Like...what is Jared Leto's major malfunction? Why wasn't 'Requiem' filmed with more happy colors? Should we visit our mothers more? Electro-shock therapy? Like, for reals? What if Candyman attended the famous double-sided sex toy party? Why is Dawson Leery so angry-face? Is puking during sex grounds for a punch in the jaw? Which 'Rules' character does Krissy hate the least? This episode's language calls for a PG-13 rating but the subject matter throughout makes it highly R-rated! So you've been warned!

Scream 4...was it worth the wait? Does it live up to the promise began by the first Scream? Or does it continue in the gutterball tradition of the ultra-crappy Scream 3? We cut to the chase of the meta matter in this slicing and dicing podcast episode! PLUS...we subject Krissy to a cult classic from 1983 (aka the year of her birth) for the very 1st time: SLEEPAWAY CAMP. Oh yeaaaaahhhhh! You're either on this crazy train or you're blowin' up on it in multiple dimensions, Gyleenhaal-style! The podcast discussion includes a debate over which Scream entry actually sucked the most, Ghostface apps and calling centers, the original trio then and now, Sidney's beleaguredextended family, Hayden Panetierre's 12 pack, taking a crap vs. taking a shower and ANGELA: Staring Champion of The World. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. This podcast is remarkably rated PG-13!

Well, we finally jumped the 80s shark, kids... with our first-ever TRIPLE FEATURE. Behold "Stand By Me," "Adventures in Babysitting," and "SpaceCamp" in all their noodle-curled, get-a-grip let's-go-look-for-a-dead-body GLORY!!* ("Glorious," incidentally, is not an adjective we'd use to describe one of these movies... Can ya guess which one??) It's a fun time this week, kids -- join us as we recount skewed stories from our childhoods, including 'A Tree Grows in the Sand Backyard,' and 'I REALLYREALLYREALLY Wanted To Go To Space Camp, Ideally with Elisabeth Shue.' This podcast is a healthy and hearty PG-13. So don't have a cow, man!

It's new movie DOUBLE FEATURE time, y'all!!!! We pull an illegal transfer to see 2 brand new films opening this weekend, SOURCE CODE and INSIDIOUS!!! Could this finally be the week in which we don't totally hate either movie? During the scintillating hour of cinematic discussion, we delve into our rambling thoughts on Jake Gyllenhaal, loud 12-year-olds during movies, Quantum Leap, movie scores, Dunkin Donuts, parallel realities, haunted houses, Ghost Grandma, Rose Byrne's musical skills, Viewmasters, evading photos, ghost stenography and much MORE!! We even save the major end-of-movie SPOILERS for both films until the very end! This podcast goes bump in the dark but only in the PG-13 kind of way!