Tuesday, April 10, 2012

toilet paper?

Eric and I got to enjoy our "Saturday" yesterday and it was awesome to spend all day together! We drove down to St. George and pretty much shopped all day! When we weren't shopping.... we were eating! No surprise there, right? It is just the best being married to a man who likes to eat as much as I do and who likes to go shopping. Even if it's just window shopping!

So I have a fun story to tell. We were shopping in Target when I had to go potty. I'm the kind of girl that always uses a toilet seat cover. If there aren't any available, I line the toilet seat with toilet paper. And sometimes I squat over that. Ha ha, public restrooms freak me out. Anyway, Target didn't have seat covers so I had to use toilet paper. When I finished my business in the bathroom (I only peed, promise!) I walked out and met Eric in the dollar section, which is right outside the bathrooms (thankfully). I was talking to him about the dollar treasures he found when I checked to make sure my shirt was pulled down in the back.... and guess what I felt? TOILET PAPER! Holy crap. I totally walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper hanging out the top of my shorts. I hurried and pulled the rest out of my shorts and then almost died from laughing. I am guessing that the toilet paper I used to line the seat was hanging over the edge just enough that when I pulled my pants up.... the toilet paper came with it. Nasty! I am trying real hard not to think about the germs that came with it...
Are you ready for the best part? This is the THIRD time I've done that. THREE times! You'd think I would've learned my lesson by now? The first time was in the bathroom of a mall and there was a long line of girl's waiting to use the toilet. My sweet friend started yelling (I swear, she was SO loud) and laughing while yanking my shirt up to get the toilet paper out of my pants. Ha ha, freaking embarrassing. The second time was just at my salon and I caught it before I walked out of the bathroom. And now the Target incident. What is wrong with me?? I guess I'll have to skip the toilet paper and pop a squat next time I have to pee in public :)

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haha! Lucky you caught it when you did! I'm always nervous when I'm wearing a skirt that I'm going to walk out with my skirt tucked into my underwear in the back. Thankfully I've only done this at home with my husband to alert me. Once I did it in a public restroom but I noticed as I was washing my hands, and thankfully I was alone! But I always feel the back of my skirt and pull on it and check it because I have this paranoia that I'm walking around with my undies on full display!

SOO funny!! I'm cracking up!! I do the same thing as you...toilet seat cover or tons of toilet paper and squat over that. I HATE public toilets! But I have yet to get toilet paper in my pants :)However, I've done the infamous walk out with toilet paper stuck to my shoe several times. This totally made me day!

I am the same way. I am pretty sure I have built my thigh muscles by consistent hovering in public restrooms. You need to invest in the little travel sized charmin toilet seat covers, they are a lifesaver sometimes!

I touch close to NOTHING in public bathroom stalls. I hover over the toilet and use my foot to flush. hahaha I also always do a full body glance as I walk pass the mirrors bc I have seen the toilet paper incident you experienced happen to a girl while I was waiting.

Bahaha! That's amazing!! At least you caught it in the dollar section (which is my favorite by the way =D) I don't think I've ever had it sticking out of my pants before but I have had it stuck to my shoe and the bottom of my pants. That was a weird one. haha! I think there was some random pieces on the floor and it stuck to my pants. lol

I am totally the same way about using public restroom toilets. Except I can't seem to relax enough to squat to pee so I have to sit and I make sure I wipe off the seat with toilet paper then put down the seat cover or toilet paper before I sit. And sometimes I do multiple layers of toilet paper! haha!!

That sushi looks to die for! I have a newfound love for sushi, I used to HATE any type of seafood but I have recently come around and sushi is now one of my favorites :) What is that roll called in the picture? Want to try it!!

P.S. I hover over public toilets too, wish we never had to use them! Gross!

Hahaha this is great! I'm totally the same way!! Public bathrooms are gross! lol Thanks for commenting on my blog! I answerd your guestion over on my blog :)By the way I totally love your blog!!! It's awesome!

LMAO! Oh dear, this sounds like me! I went with my friend to a local place.. I was going to be meeting up with a guy that I had met the night before. We went to the bathroom so I could give myself a look in the mirror..

And on the way out she busted out laughing. She couldn't breathe! "YOU HAVE.... TOILET PAPER.. YOUR PANTS.. HAHAHAHA!"

HAHA you're so cute and adorable!! personally I've never had tp coming out of my skirt/pants but I've had it happen to a few friends! looks pretty funny haha but gee very embarrassing. hope you're more careful next time babe! :P

That is SO funny about the TP! Oh my gosh, LOVE THAT! And glad I'm not the only OCD person with public bathrooms. I ONLY squat because I'm too scared to even brush my finger against the toilet seat to get the TP on. HA! I seriously have the worst nightmares about public restrooms. Glad you realized the TP was there! :)

OMG Courtney!! That is why I ABSOLUTELY love you and your blog!!!! You just put the biggest smile on my face with this story! I seriously adore you and how amazingly funny you are (even when you don't try to be! lol)And hello? Instagram?? I am so excited you shared! I am RUNNING to my phone to find you on there right now!♥ Kyna

I'm definitely the same way. I always line the toilet with seat covers or toilet paper, and then I sometimes squat too. I even do this if I'm at somebody's house that I don't know very well, even at my friends houses!