Sunday, February 6, 2011

My first consult at the hospital this morning was an elderly gentleman who passed out while watching the Super Bowl yesterday. I quote directly from the note of the admitting internist:

"He was in his usual state of good health when he awoke this morning at around 10. He normally has eggs and toast for breakfast, but this morning decided to skip it and went straight to cocktails. He had 7-8 Manhattans over the course of the day while waiting for the game to start."

Yes, indeed, a great challenge for diagnosis. Why was the consult called? Did someone wonder if the patient also had a balance problem or perhaps a seizure disorder? Bet he did not Feel Well on Monday.

He had 7 or 8 Manhattans BEFORE passing out?? I hope he comes with an iron liver...pretty sure if I skipped a meal and pounded more than one Manhattan, I'd be passed out and drooling on the floor before I knew what happened.

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