The Beer Massage

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Your Next Massage: Beer

Today it’s Monday. Which means you could use a massage. And you could also use a
beer.

We just got a crazy idea...

Presenting The Beer Massage, one of three hops-related treatments at the Atlantic Hotel spa in Fort
Lauderdale, available starting this Wednesday.

Now, we realize this may seem a little... wrong. But before you rush to judgment, keep in mind that the
Greeks and Egyptians have been using beer for centuries to soften skin, heal battle wounds and encourage
cell growth. Plus, beer contains antioxidants, which have been known to soothe sore muscles and even
strengthen bones.

All of which should make you feel a little more confident as you arrive in Fort Lauderdale and tell them
you’re here for your beer massage. It should feel like any other full-body, 80-minute massage—in other
words, pure pleasure—except instead of regular massage oil, you’ll be rubbed down with a scrub made of
citrus oils and Bud Light (nothing but the best).

And you’ll be happy to know they’re offering two other beer treatments: a 60-minute Beer Facial
and an 80-minute Beer Cocoon, which starts with a beer massage and ends with you wrapped in
beer-soaked cloths and sipping a beer cocktail.