RP - Ask the cast

My apologies if this has already been tried on the forum, but looking back I can't see any such thread by the titles.

On one of the other forums I attend this has been an especially popular thread: Forumites put in questions as if they were talking to the cast directly. On that forum the replies (roleplayed) are given by the moderator, but they can be just as fun if attended to by anyone sufficiently familiar with the comic.

Here goes:

To Art: How did you start your drawing career?

To Kat: Do you use the same shampoo on your body fur as you do for your hair?

To Pip: Have you ever considered that a male makeover might make you more attractive to women?

To Scarlet: Who taught you the facts of life? (I'm assuming of course anyone did).

Kat: We know that in your job you photograph people and buildings (though perhaps that was just for Vanity Thorn) and according to the cast page under Misc you want to photograph National Geographic quality stuff. Have you ever photographed any major events or exotic locations?

...and...um... have you ever photographed any trains?

Lastly... there's no reason to feel embarrased for having worn braces on your teeth - I had 'em for 3 full years. [Sympathetic voice]