Pick just about any
wrestling game out there and you'll find a handful of suggestive
positions. Which isn't that extraordinary, since real-life wrestling
basically is gay sex with a couple of flimsy bathing suits thrown in
to keep actual penetration out of the equation. So 95% of the time a
gayish move in a game isn't reason to bunch ones panties. When an
entire game is about dry-humping your opponent unconscious, we're
talking about a horse of a different color. In fact, we're talking
about a rainbow-colored wild stallion in a mare-less stable.

Now, a lot of the
characters in this game look a lot like the M.U.S.C.L.E. characters,
but I don't know if this is another Japanese knock-off or a spin-off
product gone horribly horribly wrong. I've been told that there's an
animated Dirty Challenger series in Japan, but all I know about it
is that basically everyone is calling it 'The Cho Aniki show'. And
finally, I have no idea what the game is about since it's in
Japanese. So, what do I know? Well, this is basically it:

There are men in costumes.

Floating heads appear.

The babies are about to burn to death.

Homosex ensues.

You
may be wondering just how gay this game is. Well, don't take my word
for it, let me illustrate with these animated sprites:

You buying it? No, ok...

Clearer now? No? I got more...

Now we're talking. But wait, there's also...

Oral rape!

And reverse cowboy!

And anal fisting! Enough? Oh come on, one more...

Gay furries! Which is a Nintendo first, unless I'm mistaken.

I've never figured
out how to perform these attacks, so that's me being given it in all
the screenshots above. For all I know, this game could be about
being everybody else's bitch. Well, I'm sure there are ways to win a
fight, but I'm not staying to find out.