Travelers' Comments on Abulaffa

I, sir, have never needed recourse to the "root of concupiscence" in all my years! Call your seconds, so we may hash this out with steel!
— Sir Alexandre Hopitini

It is important to note - do not ever, ever, get the labels of the berries and the roots confused. Such actions on my part, while working for a shipping magnate as a young man, caused enough trouble that it resulted in my exile from Crail.
— Warren the Hapless