Monthly Archives: October 2012

Friends and family, we’re hunkering down for hurricane Sandy. When it gets here, it’s only going to be a tropical storm, but it’s going to be bad. My parents have spent their time preparing and so have I. Here I … Continue reading →

My parents have been talking about giving me that which must never be spoken out loud. Something that was forbidden during the “Summer of Minn”. Something that starts with a B and rhymes with math. I had to nip this … Continue reading →

I’ve been throwing up a bit more lately. Can you blame me? First of all, the Ryan/Romney ticket is gaining in the polls. Why would old people in Florida vote for candidates who want to destroy Social Security and Medicare? … Continue reading →

I know that bread and egg don’t really rhyme, but it’s close. C’mon, I’m a dog, not an English major (like a certain mom and aunt and future sister-in-law). I’m still loving my daily egg. It almost – ALMOST – … Continue reading →

My sister finished her training and started her regular job this week. Evidently, it’s something called “shift work”. After listening to my parents talk about it, I gathered this involves nothing more than the ability to sleep at any given … Continue reading →