Let's say you went out last night and got as drunk as I did and then woke up this morning feeling like two @$$holes stapled together -- what would you do? Exactly, get drunk again to alleviate the pain. Enter Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straws, the straw that not only allows you to suck up all that delicious, tomatoe-y booze, but makes sure you don't go hungry in the process. They cost $24/pack, but I'm not really sure how many that is. Definitely enough for alcohol poisoning though.

So someone goes and sticks a trapanized beef stick thats being humped by a pickle next to a cheese stick being murdered by an olive in a jar of spaghetti sauce with sand on the rim and calls that a bloody mary??