Celebrity Watch: Cheryl Cole, our iconic martyr

Share via

Do you know what this country needs — apart from cheaper train fares, more stringent banking regulations, a four-day working week, better trousers, more fibre, a bit of fresh air in its lungs and a lie-in on a Sunday? A woman who can suffer on behalf of us all, that’s what. Some bird who’s got it really bad. An iconic martyr, prepared to take all the suffering and heartache that can be thrown at the fairer sex — while, and this is the crucial bit, still looking really, really gorgeous. Someone with diamonds sparkling on her