Short in the front, long in the back. Usually worn by rednecks, and they try to defend this crappy-ass haircut by saying "buisness in the front and a party in the back", and if they live long enough they use it for their own personal toilet paper.

Check out that guys mullet! It's so long in the back, he probably wipes his ass with it.

Common hair follical arrangement in that of shortened trimmed hair in the front and long and loose in the back. Commonly worn by beings with no more than 2 teeth and no less that 12 brothers and sisters. Common food for these creatures is HogWallops, Feline Fettucini and Redman Full Leaf Chewing Tobacky.