It probably has it's own gravitational pull!
It ****ing eats other cruise ships for breakfast! No joke, check it out!

Yo this thing even has it's own airstrip. It's lie ka ****ing aircraft carrier. I bet it eats whole nations. We'd better watch out or it'll eat us too!

5000 years from now some kids will be their history class and they'll point to where north america used to be and be like "mr teacher, what used to be there?" and he'll be like "the most powerful country to ever exist" and they'll be liek "what happened to it?" and he'll be like "it got eaten by a bfs"