I personally feel like those people that trawl the Internet looking for stories/headlines that are trivially manipulated into referencing stale memes are sad, sad excuses for humans. But whatever floats your boat, Fark.

I live in southwest florida. The red tide is bad. I had to go out to the beach in Englewood a couple weeks ago for a job and I was coughing like crazy. It's a neurotoxin of some sort, I think I read somewhere. It's nasty stuff. My cough kept up for about a day after I left.

Also, one time I was swimming on Englewood Beach and three manatees came up to me and started circling, swimming all around me and the couple other people I was with. It was really cool. I reached out and petted one or two of them. I found out later that I was lucky I didn't get raped and killed from drowning and/or internal injuries due to all the raping. I guess they really have some giant penises and will pull you under and penis out your internal organs until they're all ruined or something. Anywho, I didn't get raped by any manatees, that's for sure. *whistles and walks away

MrHappyRotter:I personally feel like those people that trawl the Internet looking for stories/headlines that are trivially manipulated into referencing stale memes are sad, sad excuses for humans. But whatever floats your boat, Fark.