Levi Johnston's reality show has hit a serious snag, because according to sources, he isn't interesting enough to carry the show by himself, so producers are trying to add another dimension with the inclusion of his son, Tripp.

The problem? Baby mama Bristol and her mother, former Vice Presidential candidate, Sexy Sarah Palin, refuse to give their consent!

A source reveals:

"Sarah can’t stand Levi and it’s gotten worse. She is absolutely opposed to it. Sarah hates Levi. She thinks his desperate grasp at fame is pathetic and doesn’t want him involving Bristol or Tripp in anything he does to try and get famous.”

Oh, puh-lease! As awful as he is, those two are probably just as willing to whore that poor baby out!

They just want to do it on their terms!

But for the three people who are interested in Levi's reality show, worry not! If Tripp isn't allowed, producers plan to give the Alaskan dumbass more goals beyond just running for mayor - they're thinking about having him run for city council, or - GASP - completing his high school education and getting his GED!

Ha! It's really just pathetic, isn't it?

How about they just leave him in the Alaskan tundra and film him while he tries to find his way back to civilization?!

You know, we equate this whole situation to like giving Speidi a platform and microphone in Times Square. Sarah Palin isn't ever going to shut up as long as there are outlets for her to speak her pea brain!

Right now, Sexy Sarah has abandoned criticizing her daughter's life choices (go figure) to join forces with another mighty lady conservative, Dr. Laura Schlessinger, who had the balls to say the "N" word on her radio show. Sarah has already made her point abundantly clear that she doesn't think people should hate on Dr. Laura so much, but still, she keeps right on talking and gabbing away.

Now, she has posted a rather lengthly defense for Dr. Laura on her Facebook page. Have a read and insert eye winks and chin pushes wherever you feel the need. Sarah copies and pastes writes:

Does anyone seriously believe that Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a racist? Anyone, I mean, who isn’t already accusing all conservatives, Republicans, Tea Party Americans, etc., etc., etc. of being racists?

Adversaries who have been trying to silence Dr. Laura for years seized on her recent use of the n-word on her show as she subsequently suggested that rap “artists” and other creative types like those producing HBO shows who regularly use the n-word could be questioned for doing so. Her intention in discussing the issue with a caller seeking advice was not to be hateful or bigoted. Though she did not mean to insult the caller, she did, and she apologized for it. Still, those who oppose her seized upon her mistake in using the word (though she didn’t call anyone the derogatory term) to paint her as something that she’s not. I can understand how she could feel “shackled” by those who would parse a single word out of decades of on-air commentary. I understand what she meant when she declared that she was “taking back my First Amendment rights” by turning to a new venue that will not allow others the ability to silence her by going after her stations, sponsors, and supporters.

I, and obviously many others, have been “shackled” too by people who play games with false accusations, threats, frivolous lawsuits, misreporting, etc., in an effort to silence those with whom they disagree. That’s why I tend to defend people who call it like they see it while others stop at nothing to shut them up. I learned this valuable lesson when the partisan obstructionists in my state tried to shackle, bankrupt, and destroy my family and supporters, and my record, with endless frivolous litigation when I returned from the Vice Presidential campaign trail. In order to shake off the shackles they wanted to paralyze us with, I handed the reins to another, much like Dr. Laura is doing, so that these obstructionists who hated a Commonsense Conservative agenda wouldn’t win. I didn’t retreat; I reloaded in order to fight for what is right on a fairer battlefield. So, more power to someone with good intentions who refuses to be shackled by their detractors when they are falsely accused of being racist.

Dr. Laura did not call anyone or any group of people the n-word. Curiously, the same criers over this issue didn’t utter a word when White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel called a group protesting the Obama Administration’s actions, “f***ing retards.” When this presidential spokesman uttered this term I commented that the President would be better off not including Emmanuel in his circle of advisers, and my opinion was based not just on the crude and disrespectful term Emmanuel used to label people, but because he too often gives the President very poor advice. I was called intolerant and narrow-minded by many on the Left for commenting on that issue. Many of these same Leftists are now spinning the Dr. Laura issue into something it is not. As usual, their hypocrisy and double standard applications are glaring.

- Sarah Palin

Zzzzzzz…. Oh sorry, we dozed off for a second. Bullshit makes us sleepy!

Anyway, we applaud Sarah for standing for what she believes in. She just wished her computer would explode so we wouldn't have to hear about it anymore…or anything else about her for that matter.

Do you love how she turned it around and made it all about her by the second paragrpah? We're surprised she even bothered to say Dr. Laura's name!

Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office is being pitched to TV networks and it will track him on the campaign trail as well as in is role of a father to 19-month-old Tripp, his son with Bristol Palin.

And apparently it was the producers' idea, not Levi's, to run for mayor — anything for the ratings!

Oh, yeah, we're SURE that you two are just getting along like old chums!

Douchebag extraordinaire Levi Johnston says that despite his baby mama and former fiance (twice!) Bristol Palin being in tears while she discussed the demise of their relationship, all is apparently well up there in good ole' Alaska!

He lies through his teeth says:

"Oh, we're friends. The ring's off, but we're friends, so everything's good. You know, it's tough. It's not something that I wanted, but life goes on, and I'll just take it one step at a time."

We wonder how good everything will be after he wakes up with a polar bear's decapitated head between the sheets with him, courtesy of Miz Sexy Sarah!

Just about the time your mom has finished doing all the shopping for Thanksgiving, the whole family can settle down to watch some real American-style T.V. with Sarah Palin's Alaska!

This morning at the Discovery TCA presentation, it was announced by the TLC president that Sexy Sarah's new show would be premiereing on November 14th.

Mark your Igloos of the North calendars.

It was also confirmed that TLC queen, Kate Gosselin, would be appearing in one of the show's episodes. Kate recently visited the great state of Alaska and it's most famous flute player. The episode will feature footage of a fishing trip the two families took as well as a hike through the glaciers.

Perhaps Sarah took some time out to show Kate how to shoot a moose! She sure could have used that kind of skill back when she was married to one! Hah, we kid.

The National Enquirer is reporting that Bristol Palin's baby daddy, Levi Johnston may have impregnated another girl while he and Sexy Sarah's daughter were separated - his former girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia!

However, the paternity of the unborn child is still up in the air, because it could be from another ex-boyfriend!

Bristol is reportedly livid, and according to a source:

"She just found out about Lanesia's pregnancy and is freaking out. He told her that getting back with Lanesia wasn't serious - it was brief, just a fling and ended months ago. But Bristol is questioning the engagement. She's really jealous. Lanesia's planning to do a paternity test after the baby is born. She's extremely embarrassed she doesn't know who the father is."

Wow! This gutter troll sounds like just as much a winner as Bristol!

Let's all just take a moment to pray that Levi has not once again spawned, for the sake of that poor unborn child! It's a travesty enough that there already is an infant in the world who will grow up that has to know him as "Daddy."

And for goodness sake, will SOMEONE ship some effing condoms up to Alaska?! This is getting ridiculous!

Reality shows always have a way for bringing people together - unless you are Kate Gosselin, in which case, you better back the eff off!

Sources are claiming that the most recent group of dancers and F-List celebrities to compete on Dancing With The Stars are planning a big reunion party in a few weeks. Everyone is invited, except for Kate, since she apparently still thinks she is too good for any of them.

An insider explains:

"Of course she was not invited! We all became close during and after the show except Kate who hasn't returned anyone's calls or emails. You know it's bad when even creepy bachelor, Jake Pavelka, gets invited but she doesn't. Kate has not spoken with anyone on the show since the day she left. Even her dance partner, Tony, who spent hours and hours alone with her hasn't heard a word from her."

Somehow, we don't think Tony is losing too much sleep over that!

Besides, she probably doesn't want to come to your dumb old reunion anyway. She took that money and ran straight back to TLC, where she is now comfortably taking in more millions while watching her children frolic in the Alaskan summer snow.