Well, I uploaded this new avatar because
1) people said liked the last one and it was getting to my head and 2)
I wanted you to see my Star Wars side. Actually, it's my
paintballing side. Speaking of which, I got hit in the side twice
today by my sister's paintball gun which resulted in a welt on my
hip. Fun stuff.

My dad shot a neighbor dog with his
paintball gun when it didn't get off our property. All's I gots
to say is that anyone coming to court me in 27+ years had better show
up in paintball armor, cuz dad's got good aim.