To all the dumber-than-dogshit voters who supported Donald Trump here is what he has done for you this week.

Greenlights the Dakota Access and Keystone pipelines - which you should like since it will provide 35 permanent jobs and a high risk of spills. In fact 140,000 gallons of diesel spilled today in Iowa, a Trump stronghold. Enjoy the diesel in your cornflakes.

Scraps a money-saving fee cut for new homeowners - that raises the mortgage insurance you will pay on a new home costing you an extra $500 per year, enjoy!

Freezes federal hires - no big deal unless you were anxious to get that good paying job with great benefits. Mac Donalds' is hiring.

Begins plans to build the big, stupid wall and other nods to his base of anti-immigrant hysterics - I am sure you applaud this move even though it will cost the taxpayer $10 - $20 billion. But you did not care about new schools and roads anyway, right!

Starts dismantling the Affordable Care Act - well you hated Obamacare anyway so this will be better because the ACA was not working to well, right? And if you do get sick just die quick!

Don't you feel better already that you voted for Trump? He is going to "Make America Great Again" just keep saying that to yourself as he robs you blind, IDIOT!!!