Not sure if this is a joke or not, and I can’t remember what neighborhood I was wandering the day I took this photo, but I had to take it because it caused one of those moments when my head snapped backwards because really? Is that really a storefront message to burglars? And will they really give the burglars a reward for returning the stolen iPods? Isn’t that like rewarding a dog after it rips off one of your limbs?

Then there’s that cryptic warning: Danger! Hollow sidewalk! You can steal our iPods and we’ll give you a reward for it, but be careful of those pesky old sidewalks!