Tuesday

PURE GOLD

this type of magic occurs so rarely - something so big it makes you forget yourself completely: the election of obama, alexander mcqueen spring 2010, snookie getting punched in the face. the drunk fake medium devouring an electronic cigarette at camille's dinner on the housewives of beverly hills was 1 million karat gold. she is 38 years old but it was obvious from the start that she immediately regressed to the awkward, theatrically morose teenager she was in high school, putting spells on the girls that made fun of her and the boys that ignored her. if she was an actual psychic she could have warned camille of the fact that her husband kelsey grammer was currently impregnating a frumpy blond (below). actually if she was a real psychic she would have avoided the humiliating dinner altogether. whoopsie daisy