Watch This Guy Race the NYC Subway and Live to Tell the Tale

Lawyer Matthew Ahn may have set the Guinness World Record in 2016 for the fastest time to hit all 468 NYC subway stations, but he needed another taste of MTA glory. And this time, he's made MTA his competition by racing the subway.

The YouTube video—with a glorious kazoo soundtrack, for no reason at all—shows two separate viewpoints side-by-side. One was taken by Ahn's friend waiting for him on the subway, while the other is a head-cam from Ahn's perspective as he hurtles down the street. Ahn raced the 2/3 from Chambers Street to Park Place, which is about five blocks, or 0.3 miles, according to Gothamist. Certainly not as much of a workout as his 2016 adventure, but we're just glad he didn't get hit by a car.

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