What's the Frequency, Brandon?

Not only can you watch Melrose Place and Beverly Hills, 90210; you can listen to them, too, thanks to two new soundtracks. But the records’ producers have it all wrong. Melrose Place: The Music emphasizes alterna-acts like Urge Overkill, who play during the show’s closing credits (as if Amanda would listen to Dinosaur Jr!), while Beverly Hills, 90210: The College Years features club pop like Lisa Stansfield (Dylan into Eurotrash? We think not). Here’s our wish list for future albums: