GRETCHEN: Splendid! Now, I want you to take this jar and give some to your stoner friends who have also ingested the same strain. And then them where you got it. (She stuffs business cards in the jar and hands it to ALLIE.)

ALLIE: You’re magic, candy lady.

GRETCHEN: Oh, thank you. I just want to tickle everyone’s tastebuds.

ALLIE: (raising an eyebrow) Take it easy. (She exits)

GRETCHEN beams. She goes to get a replacement jar of taffy and lines it up perfectly.

GRETCHEN: It’s just all about word of mouth. That is so important.

She surveys her domain. Pleased at what she sees, she exits to make another batch of something sweet.