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Alternate user accounts, mostly refers to extra YTMND accounts made by the same person.
YTMND rules prohibit registering additional accounts and often users are caught with them and have their accounts deleted

I primarily used Adobe After Effects for all motion and 3d distortion. Great deal of help from an online after effects tutorial. However, I had to do a lot more work because that tutorial had a much lower resolution than I wanted. For timing, I used a youtube downloader to acquire a clip of a star wars intro.

I also used adobe illustrator for the logo as well as the copy text. I used a font called 'Star Jedi' for the Logo. But I did a lot of modification after writing it out. Some letters really needed to be blended into each other. I used a star wars logo screenshot as a template. For the main text, I used franklin gothic medium. Subtitle, I used Univers Extra Condensed light. I eyeballed the color for everything.

Here tonight we're with uncircumcised-wang-soldier. The audiance of YTMND and everybody at home wants to know. How does it feel to make your very first decent site? Would you like to talk us through how you came about this creation?

Oh... wait.. You already asked yourself that very same question so you could tell everybody about your first real ytmnd site.

Actually this would be at least decent site #5 or #6 considering how many sites I had with a rating beyond '4', including one with over 600 votes. But I guess some white trash 15 year old knows better than everybody else...

by the way, you are actually wrong, i have revealed personal information about myself. I said I was 33 years old on Uncircumcised's site where he said I was 32. I also said I was from Connecticut on a DarthWang site. What do you think this is, facebook?

You're 33 and this is how you spend your time. Spamming ytmnd with troll comments and downvoting everybody you think is an alt. I thought I fucked my life up but dear god. I only come here every few months and make a few sites that amuse me. I couldnt care less about the votes on them.

I've only been spending a good amount of time here recently in the past couple weeks. Take note of the gaps between blocks of comments. Take note of the large gaps between sites made. Not just this year, but every year since 06. Maybe it has to do with the shitload of real life accomplishments I have made which have got in the way.

You really are paranoid and self involved. Have you ever even considered the alternative that people come onto ytmnd after a few months or years away. See somebody downvoting every site thats made while spamming inside jokes about them being enemy alts and maybe just maybe that user thinks. Hmm this guys a dick head.

no. only the pathetic ones. believe it or not, there are other places on the internet where people argue about other things. sometimes they dont even insult each other because the integrity of each other's identities is not what is solely being discussed.

The whole point of the Clone War was to be a big show to scare the Galaxy straight to prepare for the Yuuzhan Vong invasion. Clones were used by the Republic to be a closed loop, people who could die and make the war look significant, yet who had no loved ones to relay how the war was really progressing. The Separatists used droids for similar reasons. Republic accounts of the Separatist military, in addition, was vastly overstated. Instead of the quintillions of battle droids they claimed to possess, they probably never exceeded 500 million over the course of the entire war. By keeping the military branches all but absolutely cut off from the population as a whole, there was no chance of the public learning of the true nature of the war. Under direction of Chancellor Palpatine, the CIS intentionally attacked insignificant star systems, drawing Republic troops into open fights. The Republic believed this was an attempt to drain morale and will, but it was actually a deliberate strategy intended to keep the fighting away from critical sectors as much as possible. The few attacks on industrial centers were only conducted to give the impression of a change of hands, while the profits of the war effort were still channelled into the same places. What's more significant is that the transactions that allowed these proceedings were hardly concealed, Banking Clan documents and shipyard paperwork was all open for scrutiny, yet few took the time to exercise their scrutiny.

Therefore, I can conclude that JJJ, Umfuld, G3N, and UNC are all either in cahoots with each other, or more likely yet, [i]the same person[/i].

The point of the Clone war, as demonstrated in the still canon 'Attack of the Clones' and 'Revenge of the Sith' movies was for Palpetine to consolidate more power for himself, to the point where he becomes Galactic Emperor.

i like how you "vote honestly" on worthy sites yet you 5 no effort crap garbage inside joke sites like this. i'd ask you to respond, but i wouldn't want to take you away from your 24 hour gif grind marathon that produces no less than 4 muddy gifs every single day.

Wait, you mean remote viewing is real?I've actually heard something about it on the Alex Jones Show recently from Mancow. He said there was a guy who claimed he was from the government and who would go into his dreams every night.

comment minus'd for "wow" and encouragement based on technical skill. the image sucks, the text is inconsistent. even the slashes (/) are inconsistent. not only that, from what i can remember literally all of the alt information is wrong besides jjj being mclol.

compare my video to an actual star wars intro. timing is on, color is on, fonts are accurate. i have 3 stanzas just like all the intros, i used the same fonts as the intro as reported on wikipedia and other sources, the relative font sizes are extremely close, the star wars logo was literally used as a tracing template for my logo, even with letter melting and spacing. I even manage to get anti-aliased text and stars, and all under 6 megabytes for the .gif

the only thing that is weak is that it is 12 fps rather than 24 fps. I was hoping to make it 24 fps, but the gifs that rendered out at that rate simply had too large of a file size

@mDS, your text is inconsistent. look at it. there's giant spaces, which is acceptable but ugly. during your "creative" writing process, you should have taken design choices into consideration while creating your exposition. that's what the professionals do. and like i said, your slashes (these things: "/") are each hanging at a different slant for some retarded reason - i can't even begin to comprehend why that happened. wait, i can. maybe you toggle and fuck with the text settings in after effects too much and youre so far off the default settings that retarded, unexplainable shit happens and you can't understand why. that's what you get when you fool around with expensive software with only the most minimal understanding of what it can do. we know youre proud or your after effects poop. you put the software you used in the image citation.

insulting people doesn't work when you rely solely on assumptions. i am not that much younger than you and i dont play videogames. here, let me do what you did:

[i]why don't you just like, go and warm up your shitty old Honda Golf then drive to your fat girlfriend's house and watch 6 more episodes of Family Guy that you've both already seen. then go eat more mc donalds, and then order more porn from paperview. did i mention how stupid you are? well so is your fat girlfriend.