Saturday, August 30, 2014

View more here and thank Grey/comekpop for your daily Kpop boner. My EXID will be up sometime in the coming week, but I'll be playing golf this morning followed by studying and homework all day when I get back. And then I'll be doing some studying and shit the rest of the week. Hani will help me get through this week.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Inquiring minds wish to know the differences between Korean pop and
pop from other countries. What are the differences? How much has one
influenced the other? Is it true that one is superior? Why haven't I
posted any images of T-ara girls in tightly-fitting school uniforms
lately?

I
keep getting asked about this type of shit so here's another one of
those posts where I wrap some vaguely educational information up in my
usual snarky blogging style and shovel it down the throats of a bunch of
drooling, shambling Koreaboos. Please enjoy.*

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Make sure you stretch your fapping arm and wrist before you exercise your penis and arm along with Eunjung as you watch the video. Pay attention to Eunjung's breathing and don't forget that your own breathing is important as you fap. You don't want to jizz too quickly as you wouldn't fulfill Eunjung's desire to be conquered in bed.

Earlier this year, Kim Hyun Joong starred in "Age of Feelings," a drama that started out great by became a huge pile of shit a third of the way through its run because of production troubles. Reports came up that he did beat the shit out of his girlfriend, and his agency admitted it, but their story seems a bit sketchy.

I'm
sure that you've often wondered "when I fill out an online petition,
how much difference am I really making?" - it's certainly a question
worth asking in today's connected age where we're constantly told that
improving our world is but a simple check-box away. Using the data
collected from the petition, as well as data from Lizzy, it's time to
find out - has the situation improved?

We know fangirls love reading this site as a means to release their salty tears, but we also know they love juicy gossip about the next romantic ship to sail. Well fear not, we have an exclusive idol couple reveal, extra-juicy as it involves two hot rookies, backed up with all the evidence most fangirls seem to need!

Thursday, August 21, 2014

While on one hand I am excited, I have to remain extremely cautious as their "99" album sucked because of too many YG featurings. While I don't expect Epik High to ever make another album as good as Remapping the Human Soul or Map of the Human Soul, I'm just hoping for something listenable.

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Hi Sullifag here! Well, I had a lot of time on my hands today (wasn't in the mood to fap to old Yuka Ogura videos), so I figured it was time to share with you ALL THE ANSWERS FOR THE DIFFERENCES in IMAGES for the new Orange Caramel Song "My Copy." Why? Because I got so into this video and concept that I had to complete each task which is roughly over 40 images. I really need help for this new found OC obsession. I guess we all have to FANBOY one time or another. My balls are filled with so much "man juice" when I watch their vids...my testicle actually squirted all over my new rug.yeah, I know..i have to stop talking about balls and penis.

Just had this thought: Robin Williams never got a chance to see this video....what an asshole!

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They (meaning PLEDIS) really did put a lot of effort into this video and it shows because of all the complex shooping this must've taken...took me a while to figure it all out, but I did it all and I hate myself (slightly) for it.

So, here are all the answers in order of appearance!! (Ok, slightly lied...I did miss ONLY TWO answers from this GAME). If you know them please tell me. I'll caption the ones I missed.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

T-ara is coming back with a new "sexy" image on September 11th. What we know so far is it will feature some club music. Cool. Also Boram is completely unrecognizable. I really can't talk about it anymore without making some kind of 9/11 joke so there you go.

Han Ji Min did a pictorial for Allure, and as usual, I just thank God that I am alive to see Han Ji Min. I just think of how gorgeous she is and then I get depressed when I think that I have to go back to university next week and torture my eyes with hordes of extremely obese women roaming everywhere on campus. Then I realize that it doesn't matter as I'll be spending the next four months doing nothing but studying all day every day and then spending a few minutes online every day to look at hot Asian chicks.

KARA has finally come back sans Nicole and Jiyoung and basically it's time to be OK. The new addition to the group, YoungJi (as in bizarro Jiyoung) says a line or two though so that's cool. Apparently she doesn't really speak Japanese that well yet though so maybe that's why. Fangirls seem to be evenly split with some vowing to never like the new makeup of the group and others feeling like it's a good transition between old-ara and new-ara. The truth of the matter is that this video while having a pretty generic boring concept does provide for some good fapping opportunities.

With this "concept" (as you kpopfags call it), one can watch/fap to this video over and over again and spot something new. The downside is if you're looking on your phone, you will need a magnifying glass or 10/20 vision to spot all the differences or find the girls because of your small screen.

So I did you a favor AKFFISHFUCKS...I magnified one screenshot of the vid and I am posting it below.

Please write about any differences you can see below or tell me what you thought of the new vid.

Now, I know this is a week late but people have expressed interest in how KCON went for me. It'll make up for the non-existent LA KPOP Festival write up I was supposed to do back in April... (If anyone wants to see that, I still have the unfinished draft in the Blogger... LOL)

Friday, August 15, 2014

While their previous track was alright with the best factor being the kissing in the MV, Popu Lady's follow-up track is a much better song with an addictive melody and chorus. It goes without saying that the girls look amazing.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

As Rainbow's unemployment continues, it becomes more and more important to the health and sanity of the individual members to find their own line of work and/or sugar daddy(ies??) to pay the bills.

Jaekyung, the bestest of them all, is a notable example of how to successfully navigate idol unemployment. She has found hosting gigs on semi-popular beauty shows, picked up several thousand hobbies, and generally seems to be enjoying her life outside of the idol world. Not to mention she's still as gorgeous as ever, I would know since I saw her at KCON. *~*

Jisook on the other hand is running into quite the few struggles.

At least she's cute.

Realizing that there's nothing left for her in this miserable idol world, she literally packed herself into a shopping back and prayed some rich, possibly attractive, hopefully not that old/ugly, preferably young but anyone rich would do even if it means he's a fat and old with a 2 inch penis, guy would pick her off the street and take care of her needs.

While the Hail Mary play isn't exactly the most stable or safe way to get back on her feet, I can see where she's coming from. Look at the desperation in her body language as she prepares to step into the bag. Look at the hopeless resignation in her eyes as she sits out in the hallway of some fancy hotel, waiting for an oppa to literally trip over her. Look at the blind faith in her clenched fist as she lets Jesus take the wheel and drag her away, hopefully to no broke bloke's apartment.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

With the Wonder Girls essentially over, Yeeun has emerged from JYP's dungeon after spending time working on her composing skills. I'm just glad she used all of that time for something productive, because she hit it out of the park with her debut.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

I've recently written blogs about k-pop's "sexy concepts" and also about "cute concepts",
and the non-existent differences between them, because everybody is so
fucking fascinated by these topics. Now I've been alerted to a new
contender on the k-pop scene: "classy sexy" concepts.

What
the fuck even is "classy sexy"? Is it even a real thing? Does it
exist in k-pop? Does anybody care? Well, I care, because the word
"sexy" is in there, so therefore time to investigate!

It occurs to me that some of you cao ni mas might be sad about not getting to go to KCON and meet the illustrious Zaku this weekend because, like me, you live thousands of miles and a good chunk of ocean away from where it's all happening. Never fear - for you sad dejected types Kpopalypse has got your weekend entertainment sorted with a new livestream!

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

HEY KIDS! WAITING FOR THAT NEW TOY FOR CHRISTMAS? A BIRTHDAY? OR A SWEET 16 PARTY?

BUY A HYOKEY AVAILABLE AT WALMART, TARGET, AND THE 99 CENT STORE.

WHY?

SHE'S CUTE....LOVABLE...HORNY...AND WILL ATTACH TO YOUR CHEST WITHOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF HER EVER COMING OFF. SNSD FANS WILL LOVE IT! YOUR GRAMMOTHER WILL LOVE IT TOO! PREPARE TO HOLD HER FURRY BUTTOCKS---SHE MAKES SOUNDS WHEN YOU SQUEEZE.

They trolled with the kissing in the teasers. :( I was hoping for an MV where Ting Xuan was on a quest to get some mad pussy. Oh well, the song is alright and the girls are as cute as fuck, so overall the MV is worth watching.

Monday, August 4, 2014

As you may or may not remember, Antikpopfangirl has invited to KCON! We (meaning me, Zaku) will be representing this mass of trolls, haters, and salty fangirls at the one of the biggest KPop conventions in North America!!

I'm
sure every blog out there is going to have a 4Ladies review, given the
sheer amount of tears being generated from fangirls thanks to the video
director taking the sexual content to the next level in k-pop or
whatever the fuck you want to call two women doing this sort of tame, coy stuff:

Hey
it takes special tactics to be noticed when your nugu group debuts in
the same week as SM's new girl group and naturally I'm all for it. Of
course, you can't tell people shit - whenever something like this
happens, all the armchair feminists come out to play, throwing around
stupid terms that they only half-understand. Some of you have noticed
that the latest round of tears from k-pop liking pseudo-feminist
dickheads has been infused with a term called "the male gaze" so I
thought I'd take a little time out of my fap schedule to explain exactly
what the fucking fuck that means to prepare you to deal with the
onslaught of complete bullshit that you'll soon be reading in every
4Ladies article.

Red Velvet debuted with Hot Penis Happiness and I essentially agree with what Ahjussi wrote in his article. However, the MV already has 25K dislikes, mainly coming from f(x) fans bitching. I guess some Japanese people are mad, too, but I think SM was genius for including the WW2 headlines about Japan to make Red Velvet more accepted in Korea in the wake of Sulli's scandal. However, this isn't about that issue, so I won't cover it in this article.