Your “If Monday Had A Face, I’d Punch It” Evening Open Thread

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

He will become the Assistant Head Coach of Offence (no offense). Their write-up lists all his impressive coaching accomplishments in the NCAA.

No mention, though, of why just an honoured coach is available at this date…

And just in time for tonight’s Ti-cats “Huddles & Heels” football clinic & dinner for female fans!

Brock Ostweiler is officially on the market: DeShone Kizer has been named the Browns starter for Week-1.

The Browns start versus the Steelers & Ravens, so if the kid doesn’t work out right away, they can throw Brock in…unless they cut him after the last pre-season game.

Due to Hurricane Harvey, the Texans are practicing in Dallas ahead of their final preseason game versus the Cowboys.

If the weather remains a factor, the game may be moved to Dallas.

Even though cut-down day is officially Saturday, starting today teams are allowed to begin reducing rosters of players they intend not to play this Thursday.

The rule changes allow team to keep up to 90 players until preseason Game-4.

Teams used to have to go from 90 to 75, and then 75 to 53. On Saturday, it’ll be a straight bloodletting from 90 to 53.

Finally, your reminder that Ezekiel Elliott’s suspension appeal is tomorrow. The current rumours are that Jerry Jones is still beyond pissed that any time is being handed out, especially considering that no charges were followed through upon. Meanwhile, I’m sure ol’ Rog has the one ring and palantir shined up good & ready for such an occasion.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

I watched a HS FB game on ESPiN Saturday morning; a DB intercepted a fake punt and I thought ‘that name looks familiar’ so I decided to look him up – His father graduated 1 year ahead of me and was the best athlete at our school. I hadn’t heard or thought of his name in 20 years.

“Hurricane Get the Fuck Out of Town or You Won’t Get an Insurance Payout” has a nice ring to it
/Oh all the damage was due to flooding but you only have ‘cane insurance? No check.
//Not sure if hurricane insurance even exists
///Only have volcano insurance

I’m not sure why he got that fresh tattoo. I mean was he regularly getting unsolicited job offers? And if he was…what where they? Early childhood development therapist? Circuit court judge? Limited Line Duty Officer for the US Coast Guard?

So many questions!

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August 28, 2017 8:44 pm

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Maybe he’s getting it filled in to cover up something else, like “Fuck Job,” he really hated that character.
/Bible or AD? You decide.

Okay, I’ve seen all the clips of Batman and Harley Quinn. So for intents and purposes, I’ve seen the movie.

If you’re expecting a serious Batman movie, skip this one.

Its a silly movie Maybe a bit sophomorish, but some jokes were good. Nightwing did great as a comic foil and Batman did great as the Comically Serious.

If you’re expecting the usual Harley Quinn voice (like Arleen Sorkin, Tara Strong or Hynden Walch), you’re not going to get it. Melissa Rauch voiced Quinn and her voice was different. If you can get the whole, “That’s not the Harley Quinn voice I grew up with” out of your mind, its okay. Maybe a bit too Brooklyn, Jersey or wherever Rauch was doing.

If you want to watch it, just remember: Its not a Batman movie. Its a Harley Quinn movie.

Today I drove my kid’s car to work, as I planned to have it get the once over at the Honda place on way home (leave overnight since no parking pass until Wed).

For my good deed, I blew a tire (completely shredded) on the freeway, with my fucking cell phone still in the shop awaiting it’s snowflake magical part. I got to walk a couple miles to my kids’ orthodontist so I could call my mom (on her 68th birthday) so I could call and go back to wait for AAA for the tow.

Hard text keyboard, loads my sportsball interwebs sites. Check and check. Fuck do I need with the rest of the shit, along with it being a cheap Chinese piece of shit (no ofence) that breaks if ya look at it funny?

Mine is in the shop because of another kid’s car, that resulted in water in the charge port (long story)

All the Burfict jokes have a inherit flaw. Taze isn’t in Midseason Form. He didn’t hit one of the Steelers Offense Trifecta of Doom in a Late Season Game or in a Playoff Game that will allow me to move on with my life.

He hit a Chief. He hit a Fullback. He did it in a Preseason Game. Does that look like Midseason Form?

Jerry Shogun got me an idea-is there a song that someone drilled into your head through some circumstance beyond your control? Mine is related to a holiday as a kid. Mom and Dad had just separated and Tammy Wynette’s greatest hits were featured on an 8 track…

This song makes me homicidal. Most likely because it was one of the first songs Mama Shogun played repeatedly once she got her hearing back.
/all mamas and papas actually
//don’t even get me started on liberty valence or secret Asian man.
///yeah I know what I said. No I ain’t changing it.

I’ve been offline for a few days, has the Trumpublicans past the Enabling Act yet or are they waiting for the next natural disaster to distract the nation like a blizzard or the Patriots winning another Super Bowl?

Local Yinzer sports yakk station had a running game all show: name all 26 starting QBs for the Browns since they returned. I got the very last missing name, and was genuinely shocked it hadn’t already been mentioned:

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