(24-05-2013 06:24 PM)LadyJane Wrote: WHAT IS #17 AND HOW DO I GET SOME???

Like literally every English chippy sells chips and curry sauce.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....BestFerdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.WorstFerdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.

(24-05-2013 07:11 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: #4: Comedy Central swears after 9 pm. South Park, mostly. South Park knows how to get away with "fucks", too. Last night a character pretended to have tourette's, so it was uncensored. I guess it would have been in poor form to censor a disability. Very clever.

Yeah but we have unrestricted swearing after 9. We don't have to pull someone stunt to get away with it one time. I still can't believe you censor Gordon Ramsey. I've seen the American broadcast of his shows and it's just one long beep.

(24-05-2013 07:11 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: #8: Doesn't stop anyone, so I see little point in making it "legal".

That's an even bigger reason to make it legal.

(24-05-2013 07:11 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: #10: Depends on where you live. I can buy beer all night long. Right there in the gas (petrol) station, too!

We have it everywhere.

Best and worst of Ferdinand .....BestFerdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.WorstFerdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.

(24-05-2013 07:11 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: #4: Comedy Central swears after 9 pm. South Park, mostly. South Park knows how to get away with "fucks", too. Last night a character pretended to have tourette's, so it was uncensored. I guess it would have been in poor form to censor a disability. Very clever.

Yeah but we have unrestricted swearing after 9. We don't have to pull someone stunt to get away with it one time. I still can't believe you censor Gordon Ramsey. I've seen the American broadcast of his shows and it's just one long beep.

(24-05-2013 07:11 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: #8: Doesn't stop anyone, so I see little point in making it "legal".

That's an even bigger reason to make it legal.

(24-05-2013 07:11 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: #10: Depends on where you live. I can buy beer all night long. Right there in the gas (petrol) station, too!

We have it everywhere.

"That's an even bigger reason to make it legal."

For the sake of a technicality, perhaps. But other than that, there's little reason.

"We have it everywhere."

Yes, but the point is we do have it. It doesn't belong on a "should start doing" list.

#26 Monty Python - you realize we even have a Broadway Musical take on his stuff don't you?

#14 , 25 - You can't go around criticizing how we write dates or our coin currency denominations when you guys measure distances in miles, weights in stones, beer in pints, wine in milliliters, precious metals in troy ounces, foodstuff in kilos, and fuel in imperial gallons, whatever the fuck that is, maybe it has a crown for a cap.

#16, 18 - Cheese rolling and donkey rides - we have mule rides to the bottom of the Grand Canyon easily beating out your beach asses. As for doing stupid shit have you watched any of our Jackass movies?

#28 - Nice joint

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce

#26 Monty Python - you realize we even have a Broadway Musical take on his stuff don't you?

#14 , 25 - You can't go around criticizing how we write dates or our coin currency denominations when you guys measure distances in miles, weights in stones, beer in pints, wine in milliliters, precious metals in troy ounces, foodstuff in kilos, and fuel in imperial gallons, whatever the fuck that is, maybe it has a crown for a cap.

#16, 18 - Cheese rolling and donkey rides - we have mule rides to the bottom of the Grand Canyon easily beating out your beach asses. As for doing stupid shit have you watched any of our Jackass movies?

#28 - Nice joint

I was gonna mention the meuseums too. I went to the ones in DC a year or two ago, but I couldn't remember if they were free or not.

My girl and I even got to keep the hunting knives we had on our belts. lol. We showed them to the security guys and they examined them a bit (one of them said "Yeah...I'm pretty sure that could poke me in the face.' lol, wut?), but they gave them back to us and let us tour the place with big steel weapons hanging off of us.

#26 Monty Python - you realize we even have a Broadway Musical take on his stuff don't you?

#14 , 25 - You can't go around criticizing how we write dates or our coin currency denominations when you guys measure distances in miles, weights in stones, beer in pints, wine in milliliters, precious metals in troy ounces, foodstuff in kilos, and fuel in imperial gallons, whatever the fuck that is, maybe it has a crown for a cap.

#16, 18 - Cheese rolling and donkey rides - we have mule rides to the bottom of the Grand Canyon easily beating out your beach asses. As for doing stupid shit have you watched any of our Jackass movies?

#28 - Nice joint

I was gonna mention the meuseums too. I went to the ones in DC a year or two ago, but I couldn't remember if they were free or not.

My girl and I even got to keep the hunting knives we had on our belts. lol. We showed them to the security guys and they examined them a bit (one of them said "Yeah...I'm pretty sure that could poke me in the face.' lol, wut?), but they gave them back to us and let us tour the place with big steel weapons hanging off of us.

/I digress

Knowing this I may never again walk an empty museum corridor for as long as I live.

“I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man’s reasoning powers are not above the monkey’s.”~Mark Twain
“Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.”~ Ambrose Bierce

You might want some weaponry on you when touring Science City at Union Station in good 'ol KC, Missouri. Just to feel safe

Yikes

Seriously, though. Have any of you Brits successfully mixed RUM and cider? Sugar apples....mmmmmm!

OH, and #26? I cannot allow that to stand!! THIS U.S. citizen has been watching Monty Python from childhood!!!!!
*shakes fist* Imply that one more time and you might have to start looking on the bright side of death..................