Hurry, hurry, hurry. Step right up. Rock & Republic jeans are on sale for 40% off at Bluefly. Yes, folks. Come one, come all, ladies and gents. Jeans (men’s and women’s), apparel (men’s) and shoes (men’s and women’s) are being sold below retail. However, to take advantage of this V.I.P. Sale opportunity, you must sign up to be a member on Bluefly, where this private sale is taking place. It’s free, folks. No pushing. No shoving. If you can now form a single line, I can get you past the snake oil salesmen real fast.