John Madden gets it for catching Crosbys blade and then disarming him. NOt only did he draw a penalty at a pivital time but he managed to take the oppositions best player off the ice as well. Also, he drawed the angst of the Crosby by throwing his stick in the crowd. That lead to the other 2 minutes and that is the easiest way to keep the kid in check by far.

Coincidental unsportsmanlikes would have been more ethical, for lack of a better word.