Michael Fassbender Wants You To Stop Talking About His Penis

Following Jon Hamm's big lead, the well-endowed Michael Fassbender has begged the Internet to leave his penis alone. Yes, we've all spent hours in a Google Image search checking out stills of his infamous and plentiful nude scenes, but we must erase it from our memory banks and focus on Michael's other talents. Because the world would never sexualize a female actress in the same way, or something.

“It wouldn’t be acceptable it would be seen as sexual harassment, people saying [to an actress], Your vagina … You know? … I’m insecure, of course I am. But that was just a matter of me going, OK and just getting naked … I’ve never really thought of myself as good looking. I think of myself as, you know, alright … I used to have bad acne as a teenager, so all of this is a bonus now, the fact that I don’t have pimples any more…And my hair was also, you know, unfortunate. I had really long hair. I mean, I tied it back most of the time, but I had all these frizzy bits coming off the top.”

Michael, besides of being an amazing actor, you are the GOD of Cinematic Sex, so please, shut up!! And when he says "I’ve never really thought of myself as good looking" WTF man!! you're freaking GORGEOUS! A FUCKING SEXY DADDY!! a BONER RISER!! he's psycho smile makes us melt!! He has a perfect ripped body proportions! Also.. the people who talks about his penis is the people who loves him! therefore, SHUT UP MICHAEL!