Whidden said this in post #6 :I had an online romance with a beer once. I wrote to it, told it that is was a cool amber color, and that I enjoyed the full brisk taste.

I was soundly rebuffed, as I was expected to pay for it. That just aint me.

But back to topic, the discussion of why Heck! is cool. He has a pic of himself with Snoop Dog. There's that.

You were rebuffed because you told it you wanted to salt it! Yeah it wrote me and told me all about it! You were all "and then baby I'm going to take out my cold salt shaker and briskly give ya a dash of salt" That cool amber beer was not into that kinky salt stuff.

You were rebuffed because you told it you wanted to salt it! Yeah it wrote me and told me all about it! You were all "and then baby I'm going to take out my cold salt shaker and briskly give ya a dash of salt" That cool amber beer was not into that kinky salt stuff.

Speaking of that, remember the old black & white Superman. Those dudes would empty their gats into Supes and he'd stand there all stoic as the bullets richoet everywhere. Then when the gun was empty the crook or whatever would through it and Superman would duck. What's that about?

Heck! took a walk around the world to
Ease his troubled mind
He left his beer laying somewhere
In the sands of time
He watched the world float to the dark
Side of the moon
He felt like there was nothing he could do.

If Heck! goes crazy then will you still
Call him Superman?
If He is alive and well, will you be
There holding his hand?
He'll keep you by his side with
his superhuman might
Kryptonite

His beer went strong, then went weak
But your secrets he will keep

We never took for granted all the times Heck!
Never let us down
You posted crap in the off topic thread,
if not for him then you would be dead
He picked you up and put you back
On solid ground

A thread is like a game of volley ball. It keeps going and going till someone tanks the ball. Then they all stare at the chump who screwed it up.

I think I did a thread a long time ago, to see who would kill it, and it wound up being Mahesh, I was going to go post in it a year later and just plain forgot about it. I will search for it, and see. Maybe it was Invisible.

As for why Heck is cool, DAMMIT. IT DID IT AGAIN. THIS STUPID INTERNET EXPLORER 7. I HIT SOME RANDOM BUTTON WHILE TYPING AND LOST EVERYTHING DAMMIT, THE TOOL BAR THE CAP LOCK. DAMN THIS INFERNAL CRAP!!!!!!!!

Whidden said this in post #17 :I think I did a thread a long time ago, to see who would kill it, and it wound up being Mahesh, I was going to go post in it a year later and just plain forgot about it. I will search for it, and see. Maybe it was Invisible.

If it wasn't me, I'd be surprised. I counted around 10 dead threads because of me as of last night. Who knows how many I have put to death in the almost 3 years I've been here.