"What's the use of whining?"
So many people ask.
"Just push away when dining
And walking's an easy task."

And I reply quite smartly
"That's easy for you to say,
A gnat like you can hardly
Get where I am at today."

But just you wait you troll,
I'll beat this in the end.
And when I do, you measly mole
I'll have the last laugh then!

Best I can do on short notice!

Very nice!

I can't help but notice that you didn't comment on mine. I mean, come on. I managed, with extreme elegance and creativity, to include several issues that all of us face in a mildly passive aggressive mid life existential crisis..... Roses, Farts, Tripping People, and Wanting to take someone's Money. If anything were to bring humanity together to bond and make world peace it would be my poem.

"What's the use of whining?"
So many people ask.
"Just push away when dining
And walking's an easy task."

And I reply quite smartly
"That's easy for you to say,
A gnat like you can hardly
Get where I am at today."

But just you wait you troll,
I'll beat this in the end.
And when I do, you measly mole
I'll have the last laugh then!

Best I can do on short notice!

Very nice!

I can't help but notice that you didn't comment on mine. I mean, come on. I managed, with extreme elegance and creativity, to include several issues that all of us face in a mildly passive aggressive mid life existential crisis..... Roses, Farts, Tripping People, and Wanting to take someone's Money. If anything were to bring humanity together to bond and make world peace it would be my poem.

It was, it was definitely all great things. Just.. I’m not a big fan of roses.

I might question the wisdom of said man. Twitter is a very, very bad place (IMHO)

I feel like I have escape from the other side of a long mid-life existential (all of life is really an existential crisis though, aint it?) crisis tunnel, started sometime when I had my first kid in 2009 and simultaneously switched careers and rev'd into high-gear in 2013 when my Mom died.

Now in 2019 I'm (relatively) stable, patient and legitimately pretty happy, flexible, optimistic, and best of all, present.