Y'know, I'm going to be laughing so hard when you people have to explain this enigma to your grandchildren called "swag".
"Hey Grandpa, what were you like as a kid?"
"I was the kid who ruled the ghetto with my swag!"
"What is swag?"
"All the cool people have it."
"What is swag?"
"All the cool people use it to get girls."
"WHAT IS SWAG?!?!?!"
And then you will have to explain why you wore your pants down to your ankles, why you looked like you had pots on your heads, wore undershirts as regular clothing, and always took pictures of yourself with your iPhone in the bathroom. And my family will be planning my funeral because I died of laughter.