12:06 a.m. | mondayPepe: Hey, can you do me a favour? How tired are you?Jon: What?Pepe: I need an iPad Mini.Jon: Now? You can't get one in Cleveland?Pepe: I'd like to set it up before I leave.Jon: [pause]Pepe: Please? I'll reimburse your cab fare.Jon: [sigh] Fine. 5th and…57th?Pepe: 58th.

12:18 a.m.Jon: Hey, I can't get a cab.Pepe: What? Go to 6th Avenue.Jon: I am on 6th Avenue! But everyone is returning home from Oscar parties, I think.