Lexibloat

Definition:v. To demonstrate your superior knowledge and intellect by using complex, confusing and mind-numbingly stupid jargon. n. A person who uses big words to inflate their unusually small ideas.

Pronunciation: lex-i-blow-t

Sentence: Profound felicitations settled on you in this most erudite epistle are legitimately postulated subsequent to your impeccable recitation at the penultimate convocation of the lexibloat fraternity.
or "Well done".
noun. This letter contians lexibloat.
verb. Let's lexibloat this memo, so no one realizes we stuffed up.