If I was a....
If I was a bathroom attendant the tools of my trade would include a toilet brush, about 15 kinds of cologne some of that blue chemical and ratty ass combs.

If I was bathroom attendant I would make tips and help people wash their hands.

*Update*
Towells might be handy as well.

*Update 2*
I might even work at a strip club, and you tell me what stripper would not go for a man that had a strange combination odor of 15 types of cologne, blue chemical, and clorox. Hell, it must be like a musk.