Chopped Logic

Buddy Stubbs Arizona Harley-Davidson is giving a one-fingered salute to so-called conventional wisdom. Instead of cutting corners in this sucktastic economy, the dudes and dudettes that work at the shop in Cave Creek are offering a 2010 Harley-Davidson XL 883L Sportster. For freaking free.

Theres one condition, however: You must be present at the Thunder Mountain Ride Kickoff Party, which acts as a launching shindig for the three-day riding potpourri that takes place in Payson starting October 8. We imagine you wont be dragged kicking and screaming to the event since there will be a Miller Lite beer garden and live music in addition to the chopper raffle.