Look, I'm not going to pretend that all comic ideas make as much sense as others. But I think we all know that not a single soul would go to Kirkwall if there was a tour being offered. You'd likely get stabbed by Hawke as you walk down the street, and much too late discover "Bandit" hovering over your head.

@zenat: If you survive being penetrated through teh stomach you have a chance to join the champion's possee! must be a social outcast, former slave, really fucked up in the head, be an outlaw...or just have really amazing chest hair