Drew Barrymore & Cameron Diaz no longer BFFs

Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz used to be BFFFLs, but the two wouldn’t even speak to each other Sunday night at the CAA Golden Globes after party, according to OK! Magazine:

“Both Cameron and Drew were at the party but neither one spoke to each other!” a fellow party goer tells OK!. “They were on opposite sides of the room the entire night.”
Has Cameron ditched her friends for her man? Cam and Drew, who became best friends while filming Charlie’s Angels, were once each other’s sidekicks, accompanying each other out to clubs and parties. But now that Cameron has been seriously dating model Paul Sculfor, she’s rarely seen without him.

Jealousy might also be an issue because time has been nowhere near as harsh to Drew Barrymore as it has been to Cameron Diaz. Seriously, for a minute there, I thought Madonna and an Olsen Twin somehow made a middle-aged baby together, and it was about to eat my soul. Guess I can put away this crucifix – but you’d like that wouldn’t you, underworld scag? Back! Back, I say!

First Katie Holmes, now Cameron Diaz. See, ladies, this is what a long-term relationship with a gay man will do to you. Regardless of what you thought you learned while perusing the fetish shelf in the adult section (yes, everyone WAS watching), it’s simply not healthy to suck on a cock that just came out of another dude’s ass.

They weren’t avoiding each other. The problem was Drew’s hair. Her massive damn head has it’s own gravitational pull with that hairdo. If Cameron were to get too close, she’d get pulled into the atmosphere of Drew’s head and begin to combust into a fiery ball of skankiness.

Cam’s prolly started using the drugs her stylist Rachel Zoe slips into the pockets of the clothes she gives out. No, it’s not a just a rumor. I doubt Drew wants anything to do with someone who uses more that pot at this point in her life.

Cameron Diaz better keep that body tight, ’cause I know she’s not going to make it much in Hollywood with that decaying face. Good Jesus, how did she age that quickly! For goodness sake, isn’t she in her early thirties? Freaking Goldie Hawn looks younger than this woman. And Drew, sweety, get that grill whitened, I don’t know what’s brassier, her hair color or her teeth.

i think Drew looks pretty good for almost being 34 years of age. love the dress and i like her hair color, but the style of the hair was a bit much. if the hair was styled closer to her head it may not have looked like she escaped out of an insane asylum. Ca “MAN”eron Diaz, what the hell happened to your face! at least your eyes are still pretty