It's a slow weekend in town, and I've never been to the roller derby. (Insert your girl-on-girl fisting jokes here.) Their season opens tonight at 7 in Springdale. Boulevard will be served. Tickets are $10 online or $12 at the door. If you want to meet us or hitch a ride up there, call me or Jax!

Would anyone be intrested in a double country blimpkin?_________________It's hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese when you look like I do....Oh, you're out of that? Then just give me Vice President of Ultimate Frisbee.