Wow, we've
certainly taken this “outrage” thing to the next level. Once
again, certain elements of gay community are calling something so
harmless a gay attack or slur. Stop attacking people that make a
little joke and go after the big fish that want to destroy everything
about you. Have solved all the other pressing issues in the gay
community? How about focusing on gay marriage instead of the b-ball
player that starred in Kazaam?

If you're going to
be outraged, attack him for inventing Shaq-Fu.

Hate to break this
to you, but most guys really feel uneasy about being in a public
restroom, myself included. I have even have a problem talking to
people while holding my penis or them holding their theirs. I get a
little uneasy with that. Something about exposed penises makes me
uneasy. Restrooms in general are unsettling places. You never know
what you're going to get.

It is an unspoken
rule that if other urinals are open you never take a piss beside
another guy. Don't do it.

This rule goes out
the window when a sporting event though. For some reason, it is okay
to piss in a mass-grouping around a bathroom trough.

Otherwise, you
should never do that. Watch and learn...

Shaq homophobic? Sorry not this time. I would love nothing more than to make fun of Shaq for saying something stupid, but this isn't one of those moments. Move along, move along.