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Sunday, 31 January 2016

January 31st

Saint of the Day - Saint Marcelle

Devil of the Day - Dueme

Woman of the Day - Cantianille

Talisman of the Day -The Harlequin coat

Book of the Day -The Apparition of Spirits

Aquarius - Sun rises at 7.22am

31st January 1547 – Discovery of numerous witches in Navarre

31st January 1620 – Apparition of a procession in the sky at Bellac

31st January 1969 – Numbing of the Powers

To find treasure

Take an agate and make it red-hot on the iron of a lumberjack's axe. Then, lay the ax on the floor in such a manner that the cutting edge is turned to the sky. Place the agate on the axe edge; if it rests, there is no treasure. If it falls; let it fall and repeat 3 times. If it rolls three times in the same direction, it’s a certain sign that a treasure is is buried in the ground at that spot. If it takes each time a different route, it’s a sign that there is a treasure but you will have to search elsewhere.

Council of a doctor of the poor

You can stop a haemorrhage by placing a bouquet of heliotrope on the affected part.

Secret of a Goetic Bird

You can cause the death of someone by shaking your hat three times and shouting “BUZZ”

Axiom of the Immortal

God has sent us the meat and the Devil cuisine

Saint Marcelle Lived in a cave a life of virtue and prayer when she was discovered by a troop of foreign soldiers who raped her many times. She succumbed under the sheer number. But this act did not go unpunished because none of those lustful men returned from war.

Deume is a Deviless from Malabar. Her horrible aspect inspires terror. She sucks blood of virgins whilst they sleep. Not to be confused with the Brancolaques.

Cantianille Possessed by the Demons Vert-Joli and Joli-Bois. Was exorcised unsuccessfully and died under the surgeon.

30th January 1837 – Authorisation of the public cult of Saint Philomena

30th January 1914 - Death of Paul Deroulede

30th January 1954 - Creation of “The Night of Proverbs”

To see naked, in a dream, the woman you want

Make a powder composed of calcinated deer penis, nutmeg, comfrey and tragacanth. Add to it an equal measure of bear grease and five ounces of whale oil. Boil the mixture for a quarter of an hour and pour into a glass vase which you leave exposed to the sun for forty days of summer. Before you sleep, rub this ointment into the soles of your feet, the pit of the stomach, navel and neck.

Council of a Goetic Bird

If you want to talk to a sleeping woman, place the heart of an owl between her breasts.

Secret of a good fortune teller

Offer a bushel of oats to Saint Radegonde and you will heal your seizures and prevent yourself from becoming overweight.

Thoughts of Jacques Prevert

We must give to the fine arts what belongs to the fine arts

Sainte Martine only exists in the minds of some gullible people who take bladders for lanterns and, thus, give weapons to the enemies of the true faith.

Astarte The wife of Astaroth. This very ancient Phoenician divinity was ranked among the devils because of the crescent moon she wears on the forehead that some simpleton monks took for horns.

Denizelle de Douai Girl with a crazy life, a witch at times, the whore of the Abbe de Peu-de-sens.

Procure a black hen and, at midnight, go to a place in the woods called “Cross of…” Make a hole in the earth and begin the invocation. Kill the black hen on top of the hole, taking care that all the blood runs into it and cover the hole. Go back to your home without looking back under any circumstances. That same night, the Devil will give you another black hen which will be the hen that lays golden eggs.

Council of a Deacon’s Cat

Demons will never annoy you if you keep in your wallet a fragment of the bed sheet of a holy saint.

Secret of a good fortune teller

The one born under the sign of Aquarius will be delightful but hard by twenty-three. They will fear the oceans and beasts. They will live seventy-two years.

Thoughts of a sleepwalker

"Anoint a villain, he will prick you: prick a villain, and he will anoint you."

Saint Serapion was one of seven Christians who, locked in a cave by order of Decius, slept three hundred and seventy-two years. When discovered, no-one believed them and they were taken for grave robbers. Their adventure strengthened the dogma of the resurrection. They are revered as the seven sleepers.

Shaitan Oriental Demon, perhaps an orthographic alteration of Satan.

Montgolfier Illustrious flying man, invented a way to elevate into the air and dared to equal angels and eagles more so than even Simon Magus.

28th January 1342 – Bursting of a fiery globe in the sky over the archipelago

28th January 1886 - Birth of grand jacques

28th January 1905 - Invention of the Prix Femina

28th January 1910 - The flooding of Paris

28th January 1957 - Tribulations of the angel Cyclamen

To charm a savage beast

Put in your mouth in a small topaz wrapped in an auronne leaf. When you see the savage beast, spit what you have in your mouth into a piece of silk cloth and bind tightly. Then throw it against the beast, saying aloud “Grabaton - Union - Adonay” Say this three times. The animal will not move and will remain on the spot as if petrified.

You shall drive the flies away from any place you want by burying the tail of a wolf

Saint Charlemagne Patron of students, received from an angel the marvellous jewel of the holy prepuce. This prestigious relic was for a long time the glory of Cologne and is now the ineffable treasure of Saints Corneille and Cyprian of Calcutta.

Essas Devil with the face of a hare, has the lower abdomen in the shape of hand. He presides over the solitary pleasures of both sexes.

Gerbert D’Aurillac was a celebrated necromancer. They say he had knowledge possessed of the devil and a dragon that devoured six thousand people daily. He was elected Pope in 999 under the name of Sylvester II. When his bones stir in the tomb, it is a sign that a pope will die.

If a woman wants a man who is indifferent in love, she will model a wax figure with the appearance of this man. Then she will go to the foot of the altar and, surrounding the simulacrum with three bands of different colours she will conjure the priestess as she ties three knots in the bands whilst she recites incantations dear to Venus.

Council of a peasant soldier

To prevent a sentinel falling asleep at his post, he must tie to his right arm a head of dried bat.

Secret of the Swabian hermit

If you have the mumps, invoke Saint Tympan.

Recipe of a gallant apothecary

You will make 50 litres of excellent “Verdoline De Turin” by mixing 4gr. Tonkin beans, 15r. of Myrrh, 60gr. Ceylon cinnamon, 80r. cardamon, 60r. caraway, 30r. of Mace and 40r. Genepi in 10 litres of three-six.

Saint Chrysostome was violent and arrogant in defence of his faith. He spent all his life fighting the heretic minions of Arius, overturning the idols and annoying the Empress Eudoxie who he addressed from the pulpit as Herodias delirious. He was denied martyrdom. He died in isolation, in exile, in the arms of his faithful eunuch Brison.

Issacharon Assistant of Leviathan, possessor of one of the nuns of Loudon.

Zedechias Learned cabalist from the 8th Century, commanded elemental spirits to take a visible form. The sky, the sea and the forests were then peopled by perfect creatures who Charlemagne and his people took for witches and had monks excorcise.

Monday, 25 January 2016

26th January 1589 – The Catholic League bewitch Henri III 40 times at 40 Masses

26th January 1855 – Gerard De Nerval hangs in the Rue De La Tuerie

26th January 1938 – Burning of the sky at Fatima

26th January 1949 - Athenagoras installed in Byzantium

Perfume knowledge

Take the curdled blood of an ass, the fat and the breast of a lynx, in equal parts. Make of this a powder with which you perfume the house. Sleep and you will see a ghost that will tell of the good and evil that must happen to you.

Secret of a Goetic Bird

If you take a hangman’s rope and put it in a clay pot with a little straw, a whirlwind will rise instantly.

Secret of a doctor of the poor

You can stop the involuntary flow of your semen by attaching lead sheets to your loins.

Thoughts of Carzou

There is not a table with recipes or formulas.

Saint Paul did not resist the ravages of time; the relationship of his life were destroyed by wars, fires and vicissitudes. it is believed he lived in the desert, knew Theodosius the hairy and was fed by a raven.

Lilith is the princess of Succubi. She has the aspect of a beautiful woman and destroys newborns. Some allege that she was the first creature on the earth, well before our mother Eve.

Morgan was the sister of King Arthur. She studied magic with the Wizard Merlin and became one of the most powerful fairies in Britain.

Sunday, 24 January 2016

An unexpected break. Starting again up to date, will catch up with missing dates when time allows:

January 25th

Saint of the Day - Saint Farce

Deviless of the Day - Armellina

Woman of the Day - Madeleine Bavent

Talisman of the Day - Stigma Diaboli

Book of the Day - The Sabbat

Capricorn - Sun rises at 7.25am - Harmful day

25th January 1235 – Birth of Raymond Lulle in Palma

25th January 1637 – Piercing of the tongue of James Naylor

25th January 1823 – Exorcism of Jeanne Sarrau, demoniac

25th January 1850 - The holy fire of Saint Elme devours a fleet

25th January 1966 - explosion of the Corcovado

The spirits of the Moon

It is recommended to be on good terms with the spirits of the moon because the nature of these spirits is to give money. To make them appear, simply practice the conjuration and you will see them the next day. So as not to scare you, know that they have a great supple, soft body, the colour of a dark cloudy swarm, swollen face, red watery eyes and a bald head.

Council of an old sailor

If you want to be sure of not drowning, wear on your skin a birth caul

Secret of a good fortune teller

You will preserve the efficacy of spells if your carry about yourself a piece of wood from a tree struck by lightning.

Thoughts of William Blake

I have always found that Angels have the vanity to speak of themselves as the only wise; this they do with a confident insolence sprouting from systematic reasoning.

Saint Farce surrendered his soul at the age of 18 months of age after receiving baptism. After his death, his little body exhaled a perfume so angelic that many idolaters were converted by the sniffing.

Armellina a succubus also called Ermeline, haunted the nights of many lay people and many priests. Rare were those who resisted her charms. She disappeared in the 19th century.

Madeleine Bavent Portress of the Louviers convent, was seduced by the magician Mathieu Picard and married to the devil Dagon. Named Princess of the Sabbat, she bewitched all the local community and when tortured, confessed to eating small children, renouncing God and kissing the arse of the great Goat.