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we have a tazor that shoots out barbs that go under ur skin...cant u get dna from that?who cleans the barbs afterwards? are they tossable? isnt this a great way to pass on blood diseases? or did I sleep through class again?

The barb on the Tasers I've seen hook into clothing. How can you tell who Tasered you? Well, at them moment it's easy. He or she will have this dark blue uniform, usually a gold and/or yellow badge, and will be one of the people handcuffing you -- or kneeling on your neck and choking the life out of you, but that's a whole other story.

How can you tell if they get legalised? It'll be the person on the end of the wires that feel like someone spilled acid on your body and is shoving hot needles through you. Imprint their face on your mind and when you recover, hunt them down and beat them to a bloody pulp with an aluminum baseball bat. Or not.

Last weekend at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a littleSomething extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-voltPocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser wereSupposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on anAssailant. The idea is to allow my wife -- who would never consider aGun -----adequate time to retreat to safety. -------------WAY TOO COOL!!

Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded in twoTriple-a batteries and pushed the button. Nothing! I wasDisappointed. But then I read (yes, 'read') that if I pushed the button ANDPressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue archOf electricity darting back and forth between theProngs and I'd know it was working. Awesome!!! (Actually, I have yet toExplain to Toni what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave). Okay,So I was home alone with this new toy, thinking toMyself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-a batteries,Right?!! There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently(trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions andThinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and bloodMoving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fractionOf a second) and thought better of it. She is suchA sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protectHerself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work asAdvertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair ofShorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on theBridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. TheDirections said that a one-second burst would shock andDisorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscleSpasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-secondBurst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fishOut of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting theBatteries.

So, I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head****d to oneSide as to say, 'don't do it,' reasoning that a one-second burst from such aTiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. IDecided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touchedThe prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY MOTHER OF GOD,WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTIONI'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up inThe recliner, and body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and overAgain. I vaguely recall waking up on mySide in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, bothNipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tuckedUnder my body in the oddest position, and tingling inMy legs.

You should know, if you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser,That there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. YouWill not let go of that thing until it isDislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.SON-OF-A-... That hurt like hell!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure,As time was a relative thing at that point), I collected whatLittle wits I had left, sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent readingGlasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they up get there??? MyTriceps, right thigh and both nipples were stillTwitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and myBottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I'm still looking for my testicles!! I'm offeringA significant reward for their safe return.

OT: >>>>> why not ? legalize them and have a burden of proff fall apon the "user" and no one with a criminal record able to carry or own or buy one.... and they don't sell them without a "profile" ... being done.

Otherwise women like RAM would get one and .... see'll go around and "cattle prode" guys...

I can see RAM, with a pink cattle taser, oh yeah, in the mall and drop something, waiting for the poor innocent victim to pick it up for her. And as his already tight jeans bend of give the full volts, turning him flopping,convulsing, play toy. Only to wake up to find a new tattoo saying ( fryed by Betty Crocker).

You all are forgetting the hand held up close and personal type of tasers that you reach out and hold them against the person that your going to give a notso happy jolt to .....and thier very useful to people alone at night that walk home or to the buss after work ........if someone grabbs them they can defend themselves by shocking thier assailent , there by being able to get away and or calling the police .they should be able to defend themselves as they maybe an elderly person or someone with mobility problems and cannot physically defendthemselves otherwise .that and it would really give a would be assailent a very rude awakening to boot .....

You all are forgetting the hand held up close and personal type of tasers that you reach out and hold them against the person that your going to give a notso happy jolt to

Dam what an idea ...... ! For those of us who work in high risk jobs and for people in general for protection .... sign me up!

they should be able to defend themselves as they maybe an elderly person or someone with mobility problems and cannot physically defendthemselves otherwise

I dunno - I'm thinking maybe not such a good idea. Unless the elder person was of good sound mind. Could you imagine hitting that tazer if they had a pace-maker or hitting the tazer instead of their Lifeline.... sheesh the scary thots are endless.

Just an FYI: I read something today about how some people who are into BDSM (not all, some) are using Personal Tasers for sexual gratification. Given all the descriptions I've read of what it feels like, I have to say how exactly do you get either "sexual" or "gratified" from a Taser? I mean, wouldn't it be cheaper and less painful to shove a hot poker up your butt or have someone shove a knitting needle into some really sensitive part??!!!!!!!!!

So, anyway, if they do become legal be ready for some smirks and comments when you go buy one.

You know how we all get points on POF and can send e-mails with gifts - chocolates, flowers etc. I wonder if they could add a "taser for you" option I could send to the people who piss me off on here. Mind you I might not have any points left. lol