Hehe that was fun to read, some great comic touches...but there was a definite dark side there as well. I actually felt quite sad at the end and guilty that I'd been laughing! Well done, great job.

Author's Response: Oh, thank you! This was one my first fan...poems (was about to write fanfiction there - oops). I appreciate the positive feedback and am so happy you had fun with it. I had heaps of fun writing it.

*Ducks under bed* Poor Elves... *Sniff* Santa come anywhere near me and he'll die by the Balrog *Roar heard in distance* GO GET HIM VALAKRA!
I thought this poem was great...but now I'm scared of Santa...

Oh, I loved it! I sent it to some of my friends, we thought it was just hilarious.

Author's Response: Wow! Hehe. I'm delighted you all enjoyed it so much. *has warm fuzzies* Thank you for reading it and telling me. XD I had a huge amount of fun writing it so it always makes me happy to hear that I've managed to convey a form of my giggles to others.

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