Robo

About Me

My kitty chases shadows, as her instincts demandAnd sometimes the excitement gets a bit out of handShe'll ramble and she'll scramble and she'll fly through the airTo pile on the tile at the foot of the stair.

(She says)I meant to do that, I'll have it be knownI did it on purpose, for plans of my own,Since you're just a human and I am a cat,I thought I ought to mention that I meant to do that.

My kitty jumps the ravens, just to give them a scare;She'll leap a dozen feet or so straight up in the air;If the ravens see her heading up, they don't hang aroundAnd both her paws are empty when she touches the ground.

When cats do something foolish, they don't run and hideSome cynical souls say they're salving their pride;They pull themselves together and they flourish their tailsThey fluff their ruffs, or casually polish their nails.

From a kitten's book of etiquette, this lesson I takeYou don't have to be embarrassed when you make a mistakeYou pull yourself together, and you brush off your hat,And tell the watching crowd, "you know, I meant to do that!"

Nothing like paying $6 for shipping on eBay only for it to arrive in a torn Sony branded envelope inside of a clear plastic envelope telling me Canada is sorry my mail got damaged. Stop being sorry all the time Canada. I hate it when you're sorry.