Sunday, September 4, 2011

10 Signs of being Drunk Too Much

# The whole bar says ‘Hi’ when you come in…
# Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
# Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, so forget dinner!
# You can focus better with one eye closed.
# Two hands and just one mouth… – now that’s a drinking problem!
# 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case – coincidence? – I think not!
# Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
# Your job is interfering with your drinking.
# You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
# You argue with non-living objects and still you lose the argument.