Would like an old school t-shirt design which states "I'd rather be diving in Djibouti" sound it out Djibouti sounds alot like your booty. Ok good the pun isn't lost on you. On the shirt should be 1-2 SCUBA divers in 1970's gear. The whole shirt should look 1970's. I'm thinking monotone color for instance a baby blue shirt with dark blue print, dark brown print on a light brown shirt etc. Think "The Life Aquatic" or "Sealab 2021" for the old school dive gear.