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Crackheads broke into my house--literally busted a panel on the back door. They stole my PS2 and my copy of Disgaea with it, but the real kick in the shitter? My memory card. Every goddamn PS2 save file I've made since I maxed out all the...

So, this guy in Dallas has made up a new rule that just might get him in massive trouble with Gamestop: Brandon Scott manages a Gamestop, and wants kids to get good grades, so he implemented a policy in which...I guess the kid just has to h...

...are not going to be included, to my knowledge, though I got really bored at work the other night and thought up some more besides my own Celestial Crimson Pulmonary Evisceration Matsuri, which turns your lungs into poo and you die. Ivan ...

This is what I'd wanted to put on that shitty blue header, assuming it doesn't exist only in my mind: SOME AWESOME JAPANESE TOO AWESOME AND JAPANESE FOR THIS GODDAMN BLOGGING INTERFACE In addition, the male it is the chicken Those would ...

About Aoione of us since 1:52 AM on 06.25.2007

Hi. I write shit for Japanator. I'm also putting words here out of penis envy.

Games? I get imaginarily hard for Final Fantasy and most other Squenix products. The rest is subject to change without notice, unless it's got Bleach in it. Then I'll hit it like a disobedient prostitute.