Oxford University Academics batter Brexit!

In the future this dope would be welcome in Oxford, because all intelligent students are fleeing the country!

Brit pro-Brexit politicians and their blind sheep voters have been put in their place by Oxford University academics who claim the vote was a complete BOJO balls up!

As dopey politicians have no right to be called intellectuals, especially leading Brexit buffoons, BOJO and Farage, Oxford academics have every right to batter the Brexit decision because they know only dopey arses would lead the campaign to leave the EU and their sheep would follow, meaning they are dopey arses too!

Oxford University fear that by leaving the EU, universities in Germany, the EU in general, even China, plus other countries, would snap up real talented students leaving the UK with second-rate students hoping to become politicians! And that would obviously lower education standards in the UK generally because any dopey arsehole can become a politician; all one has to do is learn how to lie and get away with it!

Oxford University academics have written to the PM, Mrs May, and told her to forget any idea of achieving a "soft Brexit", accept the fact the UK is being bled of any form of intelligence, and asked for funds to move the grand old university to join the Goethe Institute in Frankfurt, Germany, before the buildings are left in the hands of future politicians, or as they say in Deutsch, Dummkopf's!

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