What’s On TV Tonight: Monday, December 28th, 2009

Tonight on TV, David Caruso takes off his sunglasses, then puts them back on again.

CHECK OUT WHAT TO WATCH AFTER THE BREAK

NOTE: ALL TIMES EASTERN & PACIFIC!!!

COMMUNITYNetwork: NBCTime: 8 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: NBC rolls out a rock block of this season’s hippest new show about being bored in class.

INTERVENTIONNetwork: A&ETime: 9 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: A self-mutilator is intervened upon. Careful! She’s got a knife!! Up her butt!!!

THE MARINENetwork: FXTime: 8 – 10PM

Reasons to watch: Watching this movie is like experiencing a fever dream. Imagine the action of Crank mixed with the acting ability of Master P. Now subtract two. That’s how good this is.

CSI: MIAMINetwork: CBSTime: 10 – 11PM

Reasons to watch: The team discovers they are under surveillance by the Russian mob. The periscope rising from their soup bowls was the first tip-off.

STRANGE RITUALSNetwork: HistoryTime: 11PM – 12AM

Reasons to watch: People who endure pain as pleasure are profiled. Among them is a man who has survived many cruxifictions. Did you hear that Jesus? MANY cruxifictions. So much for your magic Jesus spells, eh?