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Ms. Van De Kamp, I think you may have had an orgasm.
No, no, n...

Doctor: Ms. Van De Kamp, I think you may have had an orgasm.Bree: No, no, no. I've had orgasms before.Doctor: How would you describe them?Bree: Oh, you know. That warm sensation; that tingling feeling of relief when it's over. No, no, this was much...Doctor: Better?Bree: Yes.Doctor: That's cause it was an orgasm.Bree: Oh. Well, I'll be darned.

(talking on the phone) Hey Gaby, It's Lynette. Got a little emergency here. Is it okay if we use your back yard? (pauses) Great, great. And we take complete responsibility for whatever the pony does. Hope you get this message soon.

Bree: Excuse me. Did you lose something?Orson: No. I just thought... for you.Bree: Oh, um. I don't do that. Orson: Why not?Bree: I'm a republican.Orson: I'm a libertarian. I believe in minimizing the role of the state and maximizing individual rights. Bree: But Orson?!Orson: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.