Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

A series of relatively short adventures mostly centered around a certain trickster of which whom has taken residence with the mighty Avengers. No slash except for maybe a one night stand or two Rated T for safety - it's Loki, interesting things are going to happen.

1980. Sam Tyler and his wife, Annie Cartwright, begin to question their ambiguous reality as a series of maddening events begin to unfold after a certain new arrival at CID. Transition from Life on Mars into Ashes to Ashes. Loosely based on the song "Wake Up" by Arcade Fire/cover by David Bowie.

After his fall, Sherlock writes letters to those he left behind. He never sends them. Letters are in no particular order. Letters are addressed to John, Mycroft, Molly, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade. Disclaimer: Everything recognizable to the general public doesn't belong to me, but to the BBC, Steven Moffat, Mark Gatiss and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Besides their climate, Canada and Russia didn't think they'd have anything in common; they didn't care enough to find out. However, during this meeting, perhaps they'll get a chance and hopefully the experience will change them for the better.

'Pepper stared at him and tears welled up in her eyes. 'You thought you'd never see me again and I didn't answer my phone,' she choked out, staring at the ground.' Pepper and Tony's reunion when he gets back to Stark Tower, needless to say, she isn't impressed with him.

Banished by Odin and hunted by the Chitauri, Loki is a political refugee and the Avengers are forced to offer asylum. Through science experiments, swing dancing, panic attacks, shopping sprees, and Asgardian politics, the enemy begins to look like an ally. Eventual Avenger!Loki. Plus, Blackhawk and plenty of Tony.

Death, the sable smoke where vanishes the flame. George Gordon, Lord Byron. John Watson is learning to move on after the Fall when cancer survivor Mary Morstan enters his life. Please R&R if you'd like to see more!

Sequel to Stealing Time (post 3.8 fic). Alex is back to stay in the 1980s. She, Gene and Simon Tremaine head up to Manchester in hot pursuit of a suspect and Alex begins to discover things about the Guv she never thought she would.

Out of tragedy, arises hope. Out of death, comes new life. Alex just wants to go home, and Gene isn't sure where home is, yet somehow, one Christmas, they manage to find a semblance of it in each other.

"every play has to end eventually, and it looked like the curtains for this one had just closed. closed on the two best actors in this world, and both of them had missed their cues." irene adler finally hears about sherlock's death. post-reichenbach.

Only Natasha could seriously call Tony Stark a fairy tale prince. A few moments with Hawkeye, Black Widow, a hillside in Malibu, and an old Russian story. Light Clintasha, implied Pepperony. T for language.

Hawkeye sort of takes care of people sometimes without realizing it. So if people are going to sort of take care of him sometimes, it's usually best to do it without him realizing it. Here's to some sweet Avengers team-building with everyone's favorite archer. Mostly post-movie.

Ever since Tony has been just a small child with little hands that tinkered and big eyes that told stories of child wonder, he always knew he was alone. SteveTony. Established Relationship. Tony Feels. Don't like, don't read.

In a tiny room on the dark ocean, Marta faces all the things from which she has run. "You're okay." Aaron is reaching up to brush her hair from the back of her neck, and something deep in her chest aches. He presses words into the hair curling behind her ear. "I've got you. I've got you."

"i used to dream about flying," she says, softly. she's not talking to him. she's not really talking to anyone. in fact, she doesn't know why she voiced the thought at all, and for a moment she feels so naked she wants to cover her face. but sherlock only laughs; a little mockingly, a little bitterly, because he has never dreamt of flying, and molly thinks he probably never will.

Takes place after the movie. Natasha and Clint are both affected by what Loki did and now Natasha takes it on herself to keep Clint from torturing himself with it as they return to work. Includes team bonding. Featuring all the other earthbound characters too. slight Tony/Pepper and Steve/Maria but mostly a relationship study in Clintasha.

After the events of the Avengers, Natasha's having trouble remembering why she ever thought it was a good idea to get caught up in Clint's life. But when he appears to have been killed in battle - for her - she realizes everything he always wished she'd be brave enough to see.

"Based on John's posture and reaction to what he read in the newspaper, it must be related to his military service. Based on his response to the phone call, it was a Bit Not Good." John hadn't talked for nearly two days, hardly ate, hadn't slept well since he got the phone call, and had been avoiding Sherlock. He wasn't fine. COMPLETE. (In Between 'verse) Rated for some violence.

He was nothing but time and water: lost hours staring at a violin or a scarf or a skull; the slow cascade of watery feeling dripping its way out of his heart, making a noise like a raindrop on the sink every time he took a step. Water and time.

To keep from drifting apart, sea otters link paws with one another when they sleep. A year after Sherlock's fall, John is doing his best to cope with the death of his best friend. When said best friend is suddenly in his flat and stammering apologies, John lets his temper get the better of him, if only for a moment. Mostly rated for language.

Natasha still isn't ready to look at her feelings with her heart instead of her head; still isn't ready to examine the firm connection she and Clint have; still wants to retain control over everything; still believes than love is for children. An exploration of the pretty ambiguous relationship that Clint and Natasha share, Shawarma scene included.

Belarus calls Lithuania out to a restaurant and Lithuania is worried that she is sick because of the way she sounded over the phone. What is in store for him when he walks through the doors of the restaurant?

A Gene Hunt story, set years after the finale of A2A: The guv can't remember why he's in this place, or how he got here. But he sees reminders everywhere of the copper he couldn't save and the woman he had to let go...and has never forgotten, end of. NOW COMPLETE.

John is one of those people who easily get nosebleeds, and when he does, it's like Niagara Falls all down his front. Sherlock, of course, doesn't know this detail about his blogger and sees John asleep having had a nosebleed and freaks out. Slash/Fluff.

It's been a year, but John can't bring himself to forget the man who changed his life. Sherlock wants to return, and when something happens to his blogger, he can no longer stand to keep on hiding. J/S slash, Post-Reichenbach I suck at summaries.

Post-Reichenbach one-shot; A year after Sherlock's supposed death, John returns to 221B to pack up Sherlock's things. When he gets there, though, the sounds of a violin guide him to something he's been missing for a long time.

John still knows where he is, in a dimly-lit lab out of a Michael Crichton novel, but damned if that rattling noise doesn't remind him of gunfire in a hot zone, and the spots flooding his eyes are sun on the desert, burning his retinas. Spoilers for HOUN

Matthew has no doubt in his mind that Ivan loves him, but the physical aspect of their relationship is still uncharted territory. He's not sure how Ivan will act when they finally end up in bed together. M - RusCan - Human names

When America suddenly decides to make Pizza a vegetable, they all come to the conclusion that they have to beat him at his own game by making their own stupid laws. Enough to say – it doesn't end well for any of them.

it's pretty late so Alfred and Arthur decided to go back to their dormitory. Arthur walked Alfred back to his dormitory but when he headed to his, Filch was after him...while he was running away he hid into a room...the room with the mirror of erised...

Time could tear you apart, but it won't break anything that you are, you are, we won't say our goodbyes you know it's better that way, we won't break we won't die it's just a moment of change, all we are is everything that's right...inspired by the song

What he did for Matthew was probably more than what was expected from any male in any relationship. But it was usually worth it to see his amethyst eye light up and a small smile cross his sweet little face. But this. This was too far.

Based upon Bridget Jones's Diary. Am I destined to be a bachelorette forever? Well, I diary, will NOT ever be dating Paul Shinji, I could kill him right now.What will happen when Dawn meets Paul? Will the sparks fly? and what's with Gary Oak?ISPSCSCavsh

Basically, what I like to call where fanfic authors put drabbles for one fandom or one pairing. This is my Hetalia drabble dump Will include: GerIta, PruCan, RusCan, Spamano, USK, SuFin, Giripan and a little HRECHI. Warning: Genderbending and yaoi.

It was a hard thing for Canada to explain, especially to someone like Russia. And it was a hard thing for Russia to be interested in Canada when he'd never seen the boy before that day. But there's something wrong with Canada and its caught his attention.

This story is for all who were lost in Norway on July 22, 2011 - to express grief and suffering. A prayer of sorts, let us remember all those who died in the shooting; and to remember all those who were lost in our world.

SuxFin fluff about a random everyday event. Rated: K though cussing is present, due to swear words being in Swedish. Berwald/Sweden is struggling with the most annoyingly difficult thing in the whole world, while Tino/Finland looks on, amused to no e

One shot: US x UK "I got everything I wanted that day… but I lost something very important to me…" It's the 4th of July and England, and America reflect their past and confront their feelings. Please read! You'll love it! I guarantee it!

Twenty years ago during the Apocal-oops-never-mind-we'll-come-back-later, a flaming Bentley flew over the heads of several officers from the Met, who were manning a rather ineffective roadblock at the time. One of those officers was a young Greg Lestrade.

Russia has always found himself living in the cold and snow. The thought had never crossed his mind though that its frigidness could have worn off on him. RoChu fluff. Oneshot. Rated T for vodka reference and very mild violence.

Arthur wakes to find the bed empty, and upon further investigation, discovers Alfred playing the guitar, and he is shocked at what he hears. It's a bit angsty, but it gets quite fluffy! Human and Country names used, cuz I can't make up my mind

Osaka runs into Chiyo-chan on the road one day. Chiyo-chan asks her about autism, but Osaka gets thinking about her mother, her old life, and how it has changed since then. Will continue if feedback is good.

De-anon from the kink meme. It's zombie apocalypse time in the Northern Europe, and the Nordic 5 plus Sealand had to stay alive while being cooped up in an IKEA store. No pairing, T for violence, drabble fic.

Life on Mars one-shot, set late in series 2. Sam and Annie. Bit of Gene, touch of Nelson. What happens when you mix '60s and '70s music, alcohol, and memories. Because sometimes the original version of your life isn't the best one after all. Complete.

WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.

A2A one-shot. Spoilers for Series 3 and the film High Noon. Another night in the Railway Arms, and Alex is still trying to figure things out. You can tell a lot about a man by his taste in movies...can't you? Truth on screen. Complete.

A2A one-shot, set after series 3, episode 8. One night in the Railway Arms, where memories still haunt a punter or two, and so does music, only this time it's not Ray Carling's patented version of "Danny Boy." Complete.

The sky was so blue, blue, blue, and for a moment it sent her world teetering and the longing ache in her heart of familiar nostalgia almost made her cry. And when her gaze shifted downward, there was Paul, watching her. //Ikarishipping\\//V-Day Special\\

Ashes to Ashes: She couldn’t die. There was no point in worrying about it, not here, now, in 1981, where she could do anything and be anyone she wanted to be. A risky operation puts Alex in danger- and Gene pays the price.