OK I'm in, but we'll need to consider franchising, and don't forget the souvenir thimbles. Always go down well with the grannies. Are we registered for VAT "Vacuous adolescents Tax?

Posted the forms off this morning, and i'll get working on the thimbles, need to get the colour right. Not sure whether to go for Mediterranean white, eggshell, frozen white, or frosted cream. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.

I have a one-of-a-kind must have for sale. Look for it on Christie's soon.

A very old, well antiqued litter box shovel.

This item cannot be duplicated, as it has been in use for almost 10 years serving a family of 4 kitties in their daily litter box needs.

The fine patina crafted by sifting through many tons of kitty litter cannot be duplicated and has taken that long to perfect.

It will be presented with a certificate of authenticity signed by the one and only kittyman, along with a special gold plated kitty turd in a mahogany miniature litter box. (Who said you couldn't gold plate a turd?) The kittyman's fingerprints on the handle shall also be highlighted in gold leaf.

When contracted for the auction a spokesperson for Christie's was speechless....

He was like, so, OMFG.....
Like, dude, how can you put a monetary value on something that has nothing to compare it with, man?A kitty keeps loneliness away.
More meowing, less hissing. I speak meow, do you?

Good luck with the sale, should get a few thousand.
If people will buy Britney Spears' old school books then you have every chance.Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.

Good luck with the sale, should get a few thousand.
If people will buy Britney Spears' old school books then you have every chance.

Uh, behind closed doors, the estimated auction price is 3.4 million.
The representatives of Christie's have suggested that the value of the gold plated turd exceeds that of the scoop itself. Especially if signed with a paw print of the kitty involved.

I am now monitoring Squirrel's litter box activities so as to be able to authenticate the origin of the turd.A kitty keeps loneliness away.
More meowing, less hissing. I speak meow, do you?