Bio: Sent down by the derby gods as a messenger to carry forth the word of the WFTDA rulebook, Devine started her mission in Sydney, Australia. Having been run out of the country by the unruly natives, she made her way to Montreal in order to continue her quest in enlightening lost souls in the ways of the WFTDA.

Likes: Convincing people that everything they’ve ever heard about Australia is true

Bio: After giving her life to clear a path for her Jammer in 2012, Franky was resurrected a new breed of skater. She now sports black and white stripes, and those who cause penalties under her watch will face monstrous consequences.

Bio: As many of us do, Reff Stryker began his derby career in the critical role of drunken spectator. Now this porn affecionado, cultivator of designer snakes, and speaker of bad French is in his third season of skating on the edge of the track.

Height: 10 inches (after 7, no one can really tell the difference)

Catchphrase: “You’ll make sure I get home tonight, right?” (said prior to every afterparty)

Bio: Stephanie has been a derby fan for almost 3 years. At the end of the last season, she seized the opportunity to move from a spectator seat to an official position. Her knowledge of the adult learning process gained in her professional life helps her on the long and challenging road to becoming a perceptive and efficient official. Amongst her favorite hobbies: giving suspicious looks to strangers and creating awkward social situations.

Bio: Born on the exotic and mysterious Teacher Island, Killin grew up differently than all the young educators to be. She had a wild streak that wouldn’t let her be like everyone else on the Island. Unlike her brothers and sisters, she had her heart set on righting the wrongs of more than just the students in a classroom. In fact, the more she sensed chaos and unruly conduct, the more she craved discipline and respect. That is how on a late night, as she was surfing the web from her neon lit, chalk covered desk… She came across a live roller derby feed. She left the next day, never to be seen on Teacher Island again. However, if anyone from her home would dare to google her, they would be proud to find out that when Killin isn’t kickin butt in the education system she is keeping derby girls in check ñ Killin their lazy moves while making sure they don’t break the rules!

Bio: Marie-Hélène a.k.a Twinkerbell, doesn’t need any lost boys. She found all the people she needs on the track. Wearing stripes or wearing pink, Twinkerbell likes telling skaters what to do. Sweeter than a jos louis, more sass than Honey Boo Boo child. Every time a whistle blows, Twinkerbell gains another life.

Bio: Pat Smear Dribblin joined the Montreal Roller Derby League in November of 2007 after being a spectator for the first season. Offering his help to volunteer in any way, such as cleaning up the venue, he was steered towards Null Ptr Ref to instead join the officiating team as a referee. He soon became addicted to derby and traveled far and wide with the MTLRD Officiating Crew to referee and NSO at various games and tournaments around North America. Most recently Pat Smear Dribblin has had to give in to his alter ego, body piercer and scarification artist Pat Pierce, and now the two are locked in an internal battle for control!

Height: Not so tall, not so short

Catchphrase: “I remember when…” “BORN in the…” “Ah nghtdvl, you got me again”. Anything that can be said with a slide whistle or jaw harp as opposed to using real words

Bio: He grew up living next to the Flagstons. When he got older he changed his last name from Moore and became a singer, songwriter and guitarist. But he quit all that to time rule-breakers in the penalty box.

Bio: In 2010, this young and naive microbiologist moved to Montreal with the hope of unraveling the mysteries of infectious disease. Unfortunately, I was caught in the midst of an experiment gone horribly wrong and emerged from the hazardous rubble as a mad scientist. With the miracle of modern flat track roller derby, I regained my sanity (mostly), and entered the world of roller derby as a NSO.

Bio: Some kids have a habit of getting into ‘trouble’, Tommy had a habit of getting into ‘everything’. With mouthfuls of cleaning products, solvents and paint, fistfulls of crayons, glue sticks and latex, and lungs filled with plaster dust, wood, ammonia and glitter, he was branded as Toxic. He says, “I love being Toxic, my poop sparkles”.