The Nicest Towel Ever

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This must be the fanciest beach towel ever invented. With its amplified speakers situated right next to your ears, you can bother everybody on the beach with your chosen iPod/iPhone/music player racket. Then when you're done, fold up the whole shebang into a backpack, and in no time flat, you're on your way toward ruining someone's day elsewhere.

Good thing you can remove those speakers when it's time to wash this $72 beach blanket. The speakers are powered by a lithium battery that's also removable. Or you could save the money and just use earphones, keeping that music to yourself. Unfortunately guys, that gorgeous model isn't included.