[Alecca OOC] you are what you eat
[Xaero OOC] well i eat cheese alot so am i cheese?
(SH) [Ryumaki OOC] that would make me a lasagne
[Alecca OOC] that would make me cock

(Leto says) somebody slipped me a penis and i didnt even notice

(CA) Aetheoc flames 'shit i think my stomach is hungy'

Raistlen: mother of all things unholy, my breath smells like the asshole of a dead pirate

FATALITY! Setsuna fell prey to zebu.
[Setsuna OOC] I died to Zebu's mirror
[Kelvix OOC] how do you die to a fucking mirror :p

[Thanos OOC] 8im kinda buzzed so ear with me

Shade: yeah..armored knights always gets me in the mood……….(weirdo)

Jamayn asks 'why do i see ppl on who some times?'

(Shade says) fyi a gotta hole in my underwear and one of my ballz keep popping out

(Raistlen says) i'm a 40 foot tall giant ass beast

[Phaeyn OOC] man alcohol is deffinately not good for your anus

[Paine OOC] I agree with the Imm, the clan situation is fine as it is, player run clans was what people wanted and that's what they've got. The world aint black and white, this is a clear example of grey, there's drawbacks and advantages of each situation
[Razael OOC] oooh that was deep Paine P
[Paine OOC] deep is when i say.. dont cross the chicken when you live in a road

[Torch OOC] i think im having a wet dream, im sleeping at cots and get : a warm feeling fills your body.
[Pantarhei OOC] that probably means you have poor bladder control

Taboo flames 'Epi - will you get mad if I call you Epilady?'

Raistlen flames 'pantera is almost as weak as sinatra'

Pantarhei: I swear, my throat couldn't feel any worse if I were to deepthroat a copper wire brush

(Alecca says) when i was young, i used to make my barbies go to nudist camp
(Alecca says) and they would get naked and kiss
(Gogeta says) i got the same addiction..
[Torbyrr OOC] i did that with my little pony and gi joe

Raistlen: if i bounce up and down really fast
Raistlen: i can make my boobs shake
Raistlen: but i have to move my arms in and out too
Raistlen: like a chicken
Raistlen: bawk bawk!

Solan clans 'Leccy, people who MUD can't have money. If we had money, we wouldn't play a game that requires no cash to play a month and we wouldn't play a game that has no pictures =P'

Arutha: alecca, you didn't give me head

(Shadow) Quickening clans 'QuicksilveR: you know what i gotta do to look sexy?'
(Shadow) Quickening clans 'QuicksilveR: dress up in a pink tutu, and run through the neighborhood half nekkid wearing makeup'

Raistlen clans '|ArchMagI| i swear one day i'm going to whack this silly thing off and get a sex change'

[Belzenraden OOC] The only thing I dislike about PK muds is PK.

Pman asks 'why can't i fireproof myself?'

[Torral OOC] oh yeah i would look really cute wearing a sundress considering im 6'3" and have fur cause of my barbarian bloodline
[Torral OOC] my god if i didnt shave the back of my neck i could weave it like i had a mane

(Mirandah says) I just needed to suck on a banana, my headache is going away.

[Ashanti OOC] Thanks for being the first to whack the moles guys and gals
[Shadowyvar OOC] thanks for being the first to host it!
[Alecca OOC] they are all experienced whackers
[Exodus OOC] i practice every day
[Shadowyvar OOC] no wonder savege did so well

Yafer asks 'why cant i order my zombie to join the quest??'

Arutha: and i stole underwear from Bette Midler
Alecca: during the fat or skinny period?
Arutha: both

Erlyn quotes '(Warhoth tell) i don't have a keyboard so i can't type'
Slyve quotes '(Warhoth tell) my mom took my kb so i am using my mouse to type'
[Warhoth OOC] seriouy!

Dachande: is it bad if they only way i want to relax now instead of studying…is by jacking off into silk female underwear

[Malacoda OOC] no, way tmi is if I said I was picking lice out of my girlfriend's pubic hair and eating it

[Taboo OOC] Unless your mouth is numb and it lands on your chest instead
[Menmelith OOC] I thikn I came in on the wrong part of that convo
[Taboo OOC] Well, I did gum a cheesburger from McD's to death yesterday…. was hungry

(Dieter says) One of my turds was so huge one time, it wouldnt flush, so I had to break it up… with my brothers toothbrush
(Mirandah says) you plop, you flush, you stand/lean/wipe, you flush
(Mirandah says) i'd rather waste water than plunge my own shit back up the toilet

[Balbanes - rockdragon] ok, everyone stop confusing me with diff race/class channels. i have the mind of a 2 year old and the penis of a fetus.

[ 44] Atari: Penis Quest Daenelle was the first to handle it (1 cubic), and Tazz was second (1 cubic)

Arutha: rofl, some guy went into a roller blade store, tried on some blades, then ran out of the store and tried to make a getaway on the blades. he was caught within a minute by store employees. the theif didn't know how to skate. Arutha: he must play ds.

Julian quotes 'You tell Alecca 'You should make a Quest item… Julian's Mind
(Alecca tell) no that could NEVER be found'

Alecca quotes 'MOMAX (52) Stella Does Tricks (1996) *** (NR)'
[Alecca OOC] i wonder if that's before or after she got her groove back

[Gringoire OOC] the only reason i became an elder is bribe and screw

* also known as the 3 little pigs? ** also known as the 3 little pigs? ** also known as the 3 little pigs? *
[Kermit OOC] careful with those pig comments

(Shadow) Balbanes flames 'oh i get it…buck can fuck a duck and nobody cares…but i fuck one little copying machine and its world war 9'
Malacoda flames 'well I fuck anything that moves'
Malacoda flames 'and stationary items some times'

Alecca: my butt gets cold Mirandah: even with so many people's lips stuck to it?

(Shadow) Timida asks 'why do I got a SW flag in front of my name? cause I wont the star wars trivia?'

[Coront OOC] HOLY SHIT alecca a real person
[Coront OOC] i thought
[Coront OOC] u where a computer thina mah bobber
[Coront OOC] hold up is alecca a girl or a guy?
[Coront OOC] even if that is a fake alecca dont mess with m/f because its still a inorrtal

(Draghignazzo tell) every once in awhile I'll walk bye and get hit in the nuts so fucking hard for no reason Findail qgossips my favorite is analingus
[Buzzsaw Warhead OOC] screw that, go celibate and play DS for the rest of your life.

Shane clans 'well wow, sheep DO taste good'

(Malacoda says) i need sex… (Syckle says) I don't know that spell…

Thyme asks 'where do you get a screaming orgasm?'

Pandora Gossips 'whos Alecca?'

[Samael OOC] hey baby, what's your sign? mine's wool

Somone flames 'sister/cousin/wife whatever'

Masani: at the risk of being bitchslapped…Anally Fucking my Keyboard??? (his translation of AFK)

[QueenBitch Alecca OOC] must have been the thought of touching my penis

Syckle quotes '…I got one, but I need an imm to hold my qeq because Alecca will slay me for it <=)…'

"I met a clown today" - DS Con 99

[Llanos OOC] Did you hear about the monk prostitute? -Yeah, she does chaos blows.

[Kosh OOC] ok i shit my goddam ass im going afk

Mirandah quotes 'Vermin tries to use Roughrider's condom, but is too inexperienced.'

[Phamine OOC] Yeah, be some admin named Blecca [Phamine OOC] She can never get rid of me. Im like herpies

Teitiach: Plumbers around here are your arm, elbow grease, and a plunger.

[Bellum OOC] i tried to kisa guy once when i was really drunk
[Paine OOC] havent we all !
[Shirohie OOC] they say that when you are drunk you display your true self
[Bellum OOC] i'd kiss a guy..
[Paine OOC] if a girl was hot enough and i thought it would increase my chances id kiss a dude too , if i was drunk [Paine OOC] i dont care, small price to pay
[Bellum OOC] andyou have to admit
[Bellum OOC] not all guys are ugly
[Bellum OOC] one of my friends deep throats hot dogs

Alecca: man my hair smells so good i'd sleep with myself!

[Kermit OOC] nod frog legs are tasty

[Teitiach OOC] the bag is out of the cat

[Ikriel OOC] i can drag my balls across the keyboard and sometimes type a word..

(Teitiach says) bathroom break before i poop in my pants

(Teitiach says) I'm so good at saccing stuff that I should work at WalMart!!!

(Nevalis says) not really, since i dont own pants

[Happea OOC] im a moron i swear

(Decavy says) I clean to give my pubic hair a mohawk

(SW) [Dallben OOC] mmmmm chicken doodle soup rules

[Auruin OOC] i'm the official DS fairy! ::flutters::

Auruin flames 'im an orc in a tutu!'

[Hodgdon OOC] oh.. i would but i cant since i have no internet

[Exodus OOC] i like to wear a hat and thong with nothing else and prance around the room looking sexy