But the rest of these alleged arguments against a local NFL team? They echo a common refrain heard from outsiders trying to define L.A.: namely, that we’re flakes.

As anyone who’s ever hosted an event or gone on a Tinder date can attest, sure, those people exist. But having lived in nearly every region of the country, I can tell you we hardly have the market cornered.

I see things a little differently.

Taken in a different light, those stereotypes — fickleness, disinterest, lack of passion for all things L.A. — might actually be positive traits. Maybe the fact that we tend to be less territorial, less wed to tradition and have a variety of interests is part of why so many of us are happy we moved here.

So my proposition for L.A. football is this:

Account for the character of the city, build a smaller stadium and make going to games more exclusive. You make a place more exclusive, more people will want to go. It’s why Fenway and Cameron Indoor are so iconic.

What do you think? Should we give a damn? Am I just one of those bon vivants from the Kimmel video?