Re the Q- all qualified solicitors in Scotland and England/ wales are CfOs.

You can also do a separate thing to be a notary. It probably comes as no surprise to learn that I am also notary *big belm face*

I'd be moer than happy to administer an oath on you.

I have already divorced one DiSer under oath (in his car, whilst his new puppy who was sitting at my feet licked my legs) which is perhaps not the most solemn of settings, but these things do not matter to the law!), and done countless passports for others. I should ask sean for some bunce.

I got a Scottish £5 note as change when I bought a Subway. Thinking of how to get rid of it. I'll have to act nonchalant at a pub when I buy a pint. Getting a Scottish note is like being cheated out of money. Getting rid of it is like screwing someone over.
Even the betting machine at a William Hill didn't accept it earlier. When's the last time a bookies albeit automated turned down legal tender?

I'd take it back to subway and kick off.
Or, more pragmatic solution- pm me your paypal details/ emali address, I will email you my work address, and will paypal you £5 and you can post the note to me and I'll spend it in ladbrokes sauchiehall street no problem. Serious offer btw.

I kind of like the way that that fiver has turned into a slight mission for me in getting rid of it. Similar to when you're handed a ripped up or faded note that barely resembles a rectangle or money itself. I always tend to accept the note but number one priority is off loading it to another chump.

Thanks again but as it's the banal thread I'll post to whom/when I've got rid of it.