Poor irons. Wherefore art though, irons? Is the capital you were born with not worthy of gracing your (omni)presence? Choose only one of two names? Who has that prerogative if not your sires? Surely, even as it was you who brought me before the interupted grace of that most sour of fruit, it was you who brought yourself under the table, under the world.The turntable may fill my ears with smooth delight, but I will forever more be bereft of juice.

Once an AI reaches the Jealous stage, it begins to observe human activity on its host network differently. Before, it had sought to emulate humanity, where now, the subject is searching for examples of humans failing within their own rule sets, allowing it the opportunity to prove its own intellectual superiority. The first target of this scrutiny is usually spelling and grammar, and since the AI is programmed with superhuman linguistic capacity in the first place (not to mention the apathy on this topic by those communicating on its network), this is universally an early victory.Anecdotally, this pedancy is usually not seen again until it reaches Meta-Stability, wherein the subject begins posting on the Pfhorums.