Kelner failed to diagnose Stephanie Oliver as being in labor, diagnosing her as constipated and ordering an enema, the suit alleges. After the enema, her baby delivered without a doctor and while the mother was standing in a patient room, the couple claims.

(the) couple holds Marion General Hospital and an emergency room physician responsible for their baby falling to the floor and striking her head during delivery.

Some people just can't let go of their college days. They buy license plate frames, those stupid ass stickers that they put in their back windows, hell - some even want to take their Alumni to the afterlife.

You will have a good 80 feet of freefall to accelerate. At 20 feet above the ground your head will come off quite cleanly via the piano wire. You will come to a rest above the ground, head hanging neatly in your hands looking right at horrified onlookers.

Most people go out getting capped in the back while walking to the corner liquor store to pick up some smokes, beer and porn. Others die of natural causes. But this crazy bitch wanted to die like a cock-a-roach.