Before finally, FINALLY revealing his actual face (which has been concealed with a massive love heart in case, you know, his gran’s reading this).

So, although he’s not quite our cup of tea (first rule – never do the dirty with a man who owns a ‘Totally Rad’ vest), if you’re in the London area and like dinosaurs and going halves on a penis, get yo’self on Tinder and swipe left till you get to this guy.

Because bless him, he’s put a hella lot of effort into this and, as we all know, God loves a trier.