"You can imagine our surprise when the clones of our beloved leader began to display Neanderthal characteristics," said Kleinschmidt.

During the hyper-accelerated growth process the clones are subjected to, more Hitler-like similarities emerged, but the Neanderthal characteristics remained. This latest version of Hitler is still intent on dominating the world and crushing his enemies, including the Jews and the Communists, but the famous Hitler speechmaking skills have diminished to a series of loud grunts and shrieks.

"Curiously, however, his speeches are still surprisingly effective with the German people," said Kleinschmidt.

Mittenhagen personnel intend to put new specimen handling protocols in place to avoid creating contaminated Hitler clones in the future as the 1000 Year Reich continues.