I miss military transport. Wish I could still do it. Say, $100 anywhere in the US one way. No seats, no reading lights, no air waitress, no interior comforts. Just walk on the unfinished interior of an aircraft with your luggage. A crew member lashes all the bags down to the floor someplace while you find a place to sit on a mesh bench and put earplugs in.

It's really loud, so nobody tries to talk to you. No hustle and bustle of bags going in and out of the overhead. No waking people up when you step over them to take a piss - just take a nap and wake up where you want to be. Less illness, everything is metal and nylon, so they can just pressure wash to clean, (the carpet and fabric in commercial is, well, nasty.) Plus, you can stretch your legs all the way out, or even lay flat out if the passenger load is light.

Know how when the plane arrives and people are crowded in the aisle and hunch up under the overhead, with everyone frustrated? Don't get that with cargo flights. You can stand up and walk around. No waiting at baggage for the belt to start - pick your stuff up and go.

It's ironic that you go to the airport, get in a Q to check bags, then go through security and sit on hard benches for an hour or two, just to sit on an uncomfortable, but stylish, aircraft seat to be served crap food by someone burned out by routine.

Hell, I'd fly the wheel well for $25 - just give me a jumpsuit and oxygen mask.