Don't Go Commando! 9 Reasons Underwear Matters

By The Underwear Expert Jan. 29, 2013, 1:35 p.m.

Have you ever met "that guy?" You know, the guy who refuses to wear underwear. For those of us who love underwear, that claim can be perplexing. We want to show them the error of their ways, but it's hard to know what to say when confronted by a commando kid.

We put together nine reasons that underwear matters — a perfect list to show anyone who doesn't believe underwear makes his life better. Check out three of the reasons below, then check out The Underwear Expert for six more!

9. Everyone gets caught with their pants down.

It happens to the best of us. Don’t let this awkward moment become even more embarrassing. You want your unexpected strip tease to leave them thinking about how cool your underwear was, not judging your anatomy.

8. Surprise sleepovers.

You never know where you’ll need to crash. It’s best to at least have the option of not sleeping nude. I mean, who wants to wear someone else’s underwear anyways?

7. We can see your junk.

What’s that peeking around the corner? Ah, the subtle outline of John’s ham. Lovely. Underwear helps to keep guest appearances at a minimum.