happy woman magazinewe think so you don't have to!"quizzes, tips, tricks and advice on everything from making your child a star to your guy's most secret thoughts! Learn how to prevent your kidneys from being stolen, find out what your eyebrows say about you and take another look at your grout."quonsar at 3:46 pm

lsd blotter art gallery"Black market LSD blotter generally bears art or a design printed on the paper. The paper is then perforated into individual "tabs" or "hits" approximately 1/4 in. x 1/4 in. Following are images of more than 60 blotter samples showing various designs and art."madamjujujive at 10:40 am

found: the longest bird penis ever"North American scientists have discovered the longest bird penis ever - a 42.5cm organ belonging to a duck. "It's a fascinating bit of anatomy they've discovered here. It really is unusual," commented bird mating expert Dr Raoul Mulder."aerodynamically speaking, it looks to be a total disaster. i hope he clears those power lines...quonsar at 5:18 am

wednesday, apr 10, 2002vintage 1930's harley davidsona piece of history"We have found this beautiful 1930's Original Harley Davidson Sidecar setup. Most likely the only one left on this planet. There's lots of history behind this beautiful setup. The complete unit was manufactured by Harley Davidson around 1930/1931 and subsequently sent to Italy by the U.S. Army right before WWII. Since then it has been meticulously cared for and is now in absolut original, unrestored and almost perfect condition."madamjujujive at 10:56 pm

matchstick cats"I was excited to test burn a cat, so a couple weeks before the party I sprayed one with a heavy coat of 3M Super77 spray adhesive and sprinkled it liberally with matchsticks. I think about 400 matches stuck to the cat. Mike struck a match and lit the cat's shoulder... It burned entirely, reduced to a balled-up, horrifying little cat-cinder. Oh! This was going to be good!"madamjujujive at 6:35 pm

tuesday, apr 9, 2002russian prison tattoos"The Russian prison population is one of the largest in the world. From the mid-1960's to the 1980's, thirty-five million people were incarcerated, and of those, twenty to thirty million were tattooed."madamjujujive at 8:56 pm

monday, apr 8, 2002hansi: the girl who loved the swastika"Now before taking off, Hansi's bedraggled mom reminds her "don't ever forget Jesus." Nonetheless, by the time Hansi's on the train, she wouldn't recognize Jesus if he were sitting next to her, still pinned to his sticks. Hansi ends up as some kind of Gestapo Candy Striper, taunting injured German soldiers. "I lost MY ideals when I lost my eyes on the Russian front." says one poor kid. "We are nothing," snaps back Hansi, cheerfully, "The Reich is everything!"quonsar at 10:06 pm

low class is better than no class at all"When we here at CheesyLights! talk about "Cheesy" lights, we're not talkin' yer Brie or Camembert kinda cheesy... We're talkin' good old squirt from a can, slather it on a cracker and stick it in yer craw, American kinda Cheesy! And selection?..... How about approximately 150 different light sets in stock fer your ordering pleasure!"madamjujujive at 9:34 pm

you can honk but you can't hide"Diana is prepared to destroy in her sexy short skirt, bare legs, and black spiked platforms with clear tops. Her feet look so lovely, perfectly pedicured with red toenail polish, it is hard to believe they could be so destructive! Car after plastic car is smashed to pieces under her spiked shoes."madamjujujive at 6:43 pm