I was coming out of Starbucks this afternoon when a big fat hillbilly ran over to me and knocked my half-caf soy latte out of my hand and said "You look like an Obama supporter, I'm going to teach you to support McCain".

Middle-class women are talked into thinking everything is in their control now, which also means that everything is their fault, and that little Carter's prematurity or ADD or drug problem probably has something to do with that Ding-Dong they ate one day when they were 11.5 weeks pregnant, and foolishly washed down with a half-caf latte.