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History In The Making

Keanu Reeves left Dinner with friends at Craig’s last night on his British Norton Motorcycle and managed to make enough time to not only sign pics… but he also stopped for Jimmy Kimmel’s Yaya who had a pic of himself with Keanu from back in the day… which is awesome considering William Shatner totally snubbed Yaya just earlier this week.

I’m sure this one more than made up for it.

And since John Mayer’s into cuttin hair.. maybe Keanu will think about shaving beards.

We are NOT in The Matrix... He CANNOT Fly Like Neo.. Helmets Required

Yaya Waits With A Matrix Sized Smile On his Face

Keanu & Yaya... Not too long ago... Not too far away

He LOVES That Peace Sign

And He Learned How To Levitate By Watching Neo

Be Careful Yaya !! Don't Get Too Close.. He's Strapped !!

Keanu Takes the bait

A Gentlemen's Pact.. BFF's Forever !!... Which Would Make Them Best Friends Forever Forever

They Even Have A Secret Handshake !! This Pic Alone Could Get Somebody Killed !!

And just like that... The Legend of Yaya & Neo Is Solidified... And Neo Flies.. I mean Rides off into the Darkness of a West Hollywood Night

I swear it was just days ago that the World was talking about Psy’s “Gangnam Style” taking over the heart of World Society, breaking all barriers, and generating Tens of Millions of Dollars in Market-Wide Industry Revenue.

And now a performance from 2004 in which he encouraged people to “Kill Yankees” has everybody changing their iTune of Psy Tunes.

The problem with this is what I like to coin as “The Mortal Jordan Rule”. The Mortal Jordan Rule, as opposed to his Michael Jordan and Nike’s popular “Air” Persona… Deals with the Entertainment World’s version of “What Goes Up Must Come Down”. Basically stating that everything that blows up in this Industry, will always have its end. And it is taken from the notion that Michael Jordan had the most picture perfect Legacy, one that looked as if he was beyond human… only to come back from Retirement the 2nd time and almost tarnish the memory of his picture-perfect past. Sorta like how “The Matrix” was an Epic Film that re-ignited Keanu Reeves’s Career as an A-Lister, only to have the 2nd and 3rd Installments “Matrix Reloaded” and “Matrix Revolu;tions” to be so terrible… that we almost forgot how Good the Matrix was.

Few people are able to defy the times where they have gone past their prime. Some examples would be Jerry Seinfeld, cancelling his show while it was still at the top.

The Greatest Person to defy this “Mortal Jordan Rule” was Tupac Shakur. Because his untimely demise left him at the height of his game and physical prime only to be missed by the world, and his consistent flow of posthumous releases leaves the world mesmerized by his mysticism.

But with Psy’s past… Stating some of the most horrific things that would attack the core of the American People… I really find it hard to believe that people can forgive him enough, to only remember his YouTube defying feats. He will still be performing at the Christmas in Washington Concert on December 21st, before “President” Barack Obama. I’m sure at that moment, Psy will also issue a Public Apology.

But for those who thought Psy was a “One Hit Wonder”… well if he wasn’t before, he very well might be now. I just find it hard for Radio Personnel to be as eager to give him spins.. and when it comes to those big Corporate Sponsorships and Commercials he’s been doing… yeah, that may calm down a bit too.

The Severity of this would be like the World finding out Justin Bieber likes to tell Racist Rants and Racist Jokes. Yeah. Don’t you think the World would be shocked ? So the Magic that was once Psy, ,this dude stepping onto the Scene and capturing the World stage in his native Korean Tongue… is now likely to cause an even greater stir. What may have been gained in Asian World relations with Respect to American Pop Culture may have actually been lost.. or may end up worse than before. Only time will tell how the newly gained dynamics from Psy’s Hit will change.

Perhaps the purpose of Psy after all wasn’t just some cheesy video. But to make people think. Because one thing it has done, is opened discussion of the Unnecessary Violence that is War, and what it does to people Worldwide.

I guess Psy was here to break down the Psychology of the True State of Our International Relations. But I don’t see Gangnam Style racking up another Billion YouTube Views anytime soon.

Charlize Theron Picks Up On Ryan Reynolds's Heart Where Scarlett Johansson Left Off... To Co-Star With Sean Penn, Sometimes

It looks like Ryan Reynolds has finally found himself a void filler in his heart in the form of the Monster, Charlize Theron. That’s right. Scarlett Johansson and Ryan’s Divorce was finalized not long ago, but Ryan has finally found him some new Green for his Lantern. I think the new Green Lantern movie sequel should guest star Aeon Flux, played by the Monster herself, Charlize Theron. This is the first confirmed relationship for Ryan since news of his break-up with Scarlett, and supposed flying rumors of a fling between Ryan and Sandra Bullock.

A Bitcha$$ D-Bag And A Lion Monster

Alls I gotta say is, I’m glad Charlize finally left that Golden Douchebag, Stuart Townsend. Truly, he would have led to her downfall and demise. And now, Ryan is in the picture to clean up the mess that Stuart left behind. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you’re not in the know.

So best of luck to the both of you… And luck to Scarlett too, since she still hasn’t found new love yet, only a minor on-again, off-again with twice her age Sean Penn