Meredith Murals

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What in the Truck is so Funny?

"Golly Fido they sure seemed enthused about that truckload of toilet paper."

Henry gave up his trucking job and it was he...yes he Henry McWhistle that discovered the secrets of the great Egyptian Sphincter!!

The wine tasting event at the truckstop wasn't everything the promoters had hoped for...oh well...

The judge was not amused when Higgins suggested using his fuel bonus points to bail out.....poor poor Higgins

"I dunno Doc.... I just don't seem as happy as the other clams..."

Ma and Pa Trucker decided to take a working vacation this year.

Gentlemen if we pay bonuses this year in oatmeal we can tell the drivers we're paying them "practical" miles. This should yield an estimated $458,072 this quarter.

When mileage rates dropped again poor Sven says,"Top ramen? Top ramen? By yumpin yiminy I can only afford 'de Bottom ramen fer sher. If d' mileage rates would yust go up I could afford d' Top ramen like 'd rich guys!"

I took a Mum out for a date last night Your lucky Pal, I got fresh with a Black Eyed and I couldn't get a word out of her. Susan. I'm just glad she wasn't a Snapdragon or there's no tellin' what woulda happened!

Our friend "Truck Driving Monte" has figured a better way than getting paid per mile! If you see him slip a dollar or two in his pocket because he is too lazy to fetch his money out of his tin can. (Whoa that's lazy)

This method can be a great fuel saving operation... unless of course you run into a brisk headwind....or low bridge.

This method will get you up hills in a timely fashion but is not recommended for explosive or flammable cargo!!!

Pa Trucker never did figure out the Texas ways.... he probably never will...

"Gentlemen this new company approved casket design will eliminate the need for four of the normal six pall bearers required for our deceased driver honor guard program thus saving the company an estimated $26,384.74."

O'Malley had steer axles that were overweight. He had to jettison all of the weight he could before he went to the scale house... and I mean all...even his collection of trucking magazines....Gee Whiz

O'Malley trained his dog Spot to drive his truck and become his team member! It would've worked too, except for...you know... the road rage thing.

Pa Trucker has come up with a new idea to solve his current cruise control problems...

At last! A more efficient truck driver seat! (note: this device is not designed to be flushed in city traffic or at speeds less than 50 MPH)

"Gentlemen our motion studies have shown that the operations people shuffle from desk to desk throughout their shift. If we can somehow attach brooms to their backsides we can have them sweep and save approximately $38,472.58."