Just after my post earlier about having never busted a red pro on FTP, I busted Mike Swick with 85o after he caught me squeezing.

Brag: Busted a 'red pro' and won a bounty
Beat: It was Mike Swick, who is worse at poker than my sister who learned to play a few weeks ago. He's been on my table three times this week.
Variance: I had 85o, squeezed and he limp/called a shove with A9o from UTG... clearly an optimal line with 7BB...

Yeah, I got a shirt, so I found a friend of mine who plays freerolls on my MSN list and had it shipped to her address, lol, as if i'd actually wear a shirt that says 'zomg you busted a friend of full tilt who sucks at poker'