And if I could I would rent The Goodyear Blimp w/the flashing sign that would read:

-"SicySexyModeratorNo.1 of U2 Interference.Com"

It would be FLASHING like the messages do on those blimps that fly over statiums and what-not..
You folks remember like in the movie "Scarface" w/Pacino and when he looked up at the blimp in a dramatic moment and the flashing message on the blimp read-"The World Could Be Yours"?