Oregon Man Launches Into Tirade Against Lesbian Couple Who Were Simply Looking For The Owner Of A Lost Dog

Wendy Blitz Dragoon (Facebook)

Jul. 18, 2018

Wendy and Trudy Dragoon were scouring their Portland, Oregon, neighborhood searching for the owner of a lost dog when a man suddenly attacked the couple with homophobic slurs and physical threats. Wendy caught most of the interaction on camera.

Wendy later clarified what led up to the hostile interaction with another Facebook post.

Wendy's post reads:

"Since everyone is so confused as to what happened BEFORE the video, I wrote a story.

Once upon a time in a mythical land far, far away called Portland a dyke found a pupper and zoom zoomed home to tell their wife to post pics of the pup on FB. After an hour long eternity of not finding the owners the dykes very smart wife shouted "LET'S SEE IF MR. PUPPER MAN CAN TAKE US TO HIS HOME!" So sweety pants dykey poo and their incredibly brilliant, and startlingly beautiful, femme wife put pupperooni on a leash and went for a walk. Suddely, they arrived at an intersection. The doggo wanted to proceed forward. Dykester and Femmebot looked left. Then looked right. A truck was approaching but it was far away and not menacing so they stepped once. Then twice. They kept stepping forward until they were in the middle of the intersection. Suddenly, the truck got very loud and very fast and sped towards them! Dykerooni and Femmykins jumped on the curb and yelled "what the fuck, dude?!?" Their language was awful but they were fearful and shocked. Floppy haired blonde boy, who was no prince at all, yelled "get out of the road you fucking dykes!" Out of nowhere, the truck u-turned and came to a halt. Next, would be surfer boy jumped out of the vehicle and lunged toward dyke pants Mcgoo and yelled "I'll beat the fuck out of these dykes!" He retreated when he realized his words of anger and shame did not make dykster recoil, but instead made them stronger! Suddenly, femmly poppins was like "oh shit! If he hits my wife, I should probably have evidence!" and hit record.

Prison is a horrifying place. It is brimming with society's worse. And the people who work and patrol those prisons are living in fear on the daily. Now not everyone is pure evil but plenty are, and those who keep us safe from these people lay their loves down, probably with not enough pay. Imagine spending day in and day out with murderers and lunatics? No thanks.

We all know Murphy's Law is real. And never, NEVER say... "So what next?" That is just calling on the spirits of evil to mess with you. Life is a struggle and sadly some moments are met with sorrow then met with hardship and then misery. It's a wonder we all get out alive..... Oh. Wait.

Warning: This is adult subject matter.Escorting is an arduous job. And it is a job. Maybe not one we'd all love to do but it's work none the less, especially when you have to mess with someone you may not find the most "aesthetically appealing." The workers in the trade have an endless well of stories to tell us. And you know we're dying to hear. Our questions on this topic are bottomless.