Karl takes it back...but not really

Karl Lagerfeld spoke to the Sun in the UK a few weeks ago and had this to say about Pippa Middleton:

“Kate Middleton has a nice silhouette and she is the right girl for that boy. I like that kind of woman, I like romantic beauties. On the other hand, her sister struggles. I don't like the sister's face. She should only show her back."

Celebitchy posted a new article today about Karl on the cover of Grazia. Karl is asked to clarify his statement about Pippa’s unworthiness:

“I didn’t mean that! I only meant I don’t think her make-up is right; she has a roundish face and round eyes and she should pick another make-up for the eyes.”

Translation: she has a fat face and it’s very plain.

She also has a dressing problem. Look at her today in London. Jesus, what the f-ck are those shoes? Those shoes aren’t changing Karl’s mind. Or mine. About how somehow, even after all the momentum of the wedding, even though she goes to France to hang out with rich assholes and to New York to hang out with rich assholes, on trips the British press have cheekily suggested are husband-hunting missions, both occasions that certainly yielded their share of smut, Pippa Middleton has not lived up to her gossip potential and the only time she’s worth writing about is when someone talks sh-t about her.