Lit One Sentence or Less -- REBELS (SEASON 1)

contest submission: A one man army learns that he possesses a virtually unstoppable weapon (The Force) to aid him in seeking retribution against those responsible for the murder of his father, but first, he must track them down.

The Truth is out as God Emperor Kyle Katarn becomes even more awesome by striking fear into the heart of Boba Fett and Dietz adds a lot more background to help make Dark Force II: Jedi Knight even more awesome, thereby allowing Kyle to become the ultimate god of cool before such a thing was cool

People come back from the dead to pledge their allegiance and offer tribute in the form of training to the Kwisatz Haderach, Kyle Katarn, as he begins his quest to vanquish a legion of heretics who stupidly dared to kill his father.

The much needed piece to the entirety of the DF2JK game that explains ALOT and is instrumental in expanding on the epic of the great god Kyle Katarn as he defeats the weak dark side mortals and witnesses Hoth's final assault on Kaan before Macan made it cool

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Jedi, I will fear no Sith: for Katarn art with me; thy Force and thy ordinance they comfort me and they shall free the wrongfully imprisoned and destroy Jerec and Lord Cronal's daughter and Chicka-Boc-Boc and every mudderkriffer who dares test me... or You." -from the Journal of Jan Ors, lovemuffin to His Eternal Majesty, circa 5 ABY.

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Jedi, I will fear no Sith: for Katarn art with me; thy Beard and thy Shoulder Pad: they comfort me and they shall free the wrongfully imprisoned and destroy Jerec and Lord Cronal's daughter and Chicka-Boc-Boc and every mudderkriffer who dares test me... or You."-from the Journal of Jan Ors, lovemuffin to His Eternal Majesty, circa 5 ABY.

Kyle becomes chummy with the Big 3 and Luke lays out the galaxy-threatening situation, at which time they pat Kyle on the back and say good luck (whilst in headcanon, Luke takes the Rapid Response Task Force to the Taspan system while Han and Leia go off to negotiate with a star cluster inhabited by hairy spider-looking critters to join the New Republic).

Kyle becomes chummy with the Big 3 and Luke lays out the galaxy-threatening situation, at which time they pat Kyle on the back and say good luck (whilst in headcanon, Luke takes the Rapid Response Task Force to the Taspan system while Han and Leia go off to negotiate with a star cluster inhabited by hairy spider-looking critters to join the New Republic).

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In my headcanon, Kyle does all of that by himself. Plus some other stuff we weren't told about, which makes sense, since canon is only what Kyle Katarn wants us to know about.

In my headcanon, Kyle does all of that by himself. Plus some other stuff we weren't told about, which makes sense, since canon is only what Kyle Katarn wants us to know about.

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I still believe that Kyle Katarn destroyed the Death Star.

I mean, think about it. Who found the Death Star plans? Kyle Katarn. Lots of losers later tried to pretend they did instead, but we know the truth. Those pretenders had nothing on Kyle Katarn.

So why think Luke is different? Farm boy might have gotten his sister to write the New Republic history books, but... per-lease, farm boy wasn't all that. It was clearly Kyle Katarn. He found the plans. He righted Bane's wrong on Ruusan. He was the real Chosen One, I mean... duh.

So it stands to reason that the dude who found the plans finished the job and dealt with the Death Star itself. It's self-evident, no...? When did Kyle Katarn ever leave a job unfinished? Farm boy was no better than that Starkiller kid, in pretending he could measure up to the beard.

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Jedi, I will fear no Sith: for Katarn art with me; thy Force/Beard and thy ordinance/Shoulder Pad of Doom: they comfort me and they shall free the wrongfully imprisoned and destroy Jerec and Lord Cronal's daughter and dry mouthed Chicka-Boc-Boc and every mudderkriffer who dares test me... or You." -from the Journal of Jan Ors, lovemuffin to His Eternal Majesty, circa 5 ABY.

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You ever keep wanting to make edits to something long after you've finished them? I know George Lucas does. I forgot Boc's last name until now. Boc Aseca (Bocas'eca). Boca seca is Spanish for dry mouth.

I won? I WON!!! You like me, you really like me! Ok, ok, ok... First off, I'd like to thank Katarn, and the Jedi Academy (but not that Rosh Penin punk. Nobody likes you and your name sounds suspiciously close to Rash Penuhhh... ) Oh, uh, and I'd also like to thank everybody who voted for me! Thank you all so very much! Now as to why I'm wearing all these ribbons: each color ribbon is for a different cause. for instance, this one....