1485 - The Renaissance man is created when Leonardo DaVinci gets pissed off at all those dammned deadlines set by everyone. Tell your local polymath to calm down, nobody wants another one of these things roaming the earth.

1942 - Capitalism claims responsibility for the murder of 12,000 children

2005 - Roughly estimated to be the founding of the Neo Illuminati. Due to temporal manipulation technology, the date could be off as much as 400 eons, 356 years, 11 months, 43 weeks, 3 days, 2 hours, 55 minutes, 34 seconds, and 2 picoseconds.

2007 - End of the world at midnight, New Mexico. Michael Travesser's cult commit mass suicide, probably, or something. he had sex with little girls and loads of married women, yet it's all about his sacrifice, isn't it.