Funny

Ho lot of Fun!

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!

Laughing all the way

I chuckled all the way through, and burst out laughing more than once, especially at the "Dukes of Hazzard" reference. Once again, you live up to the high standards of Joel (or Mike), Crow, and Tom Servo.

by
11/13/08

Burnt pork chops

No, that's not a sexual euphemism. It's my dinner. This story engaged me so thoroughly that I burnt it. Good job!

Wow...

I was never expecting to find a story this funny on Literotica, and it being patterned after MST3K, which I love, makes it just that much better. Congratulations on excellent writing. I'll be reading everything you wrote now. Talk about creepy.

*screaming* Not The Waste Again!

One more waste grab and I gouge out my eyes. I swear it on my...my...

BTW-I am offended on behalf of everyone who ever had anything to do with Nightmare Before Christmas. Or saw it. I think even if you didn't like the movie you would not have thought so poorly of it to relate them.
The peppermint is going to burn isn't it.*exasperated sigh* The things you make me do.
How is nobody calling the police with little elf girl in no panties and Boner Santa. Please Please Please no kids in my literotica. It's just...No don't do it. *trying desperately to remember my safe word* Oh yeah...HONEYHOLE! HONEYHOLE! Sorry I got cought up in the moment. Won't happen again.
I hurt myself again. It was the Dukes of Hazzard reference. Nice.