So, just relax, guys. Everybody loves ya. Plus, thanks for building that bridge between Windsor and Detroit. The asshole who owns the other one spent a ton of money spreading lies about it, and it is mighty neighborly of you to go ahead and build it at no cost to us when over a third of the people of Detroit had been tricked into voting against a free, all-North American steel, all Canadian-US labor-built bridge as an alternative connection to Detroit's most important trade partner instead of the collapsing, high-toll, privately owned choke point between us.

I'd say you've more than paid us back for all the STDs Pam Anderson allegedly carries back and forth among our lesser musical luminaries.

So, just relax, guys. Everybody loves ya. Plus, thanks for building that bridge between Windsor and Detroit. The asshole who owns the other one spent a ton of money spreading lies about it, and it is mighty neighborly of you to go ahead and build it at no cost to us when over a third of the people of Detroit had been tricked into voting against a free, all-North American steel, all Canadian-US labor-built bridge as an alternative connection to Detroit's most important trade partner instead of the collapsing, high-toll, privately owned choke point between us.

I'd say you've more than paid us back for all the STDs Pam Anderson allegedly carries back and forth among our lesser musical luminaries.