My life is the "satisfaction of a purposeless curiosity," as Amelia Edwards once said. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Prisoner

Yesterday, I said that I would be traveling to Disneyland today, well, that never happened. You see, I’ve spent the entire day, being held hostage in my own apartment. The door has two keys, one is modern, and one is a modern skeleton key. The skeleton key refuses to turn and unlock itself, so, we’ve been here all day. Thankfully, we had purchased some food yesterday. So we ate a frozen quiche and popcorn. Today, unlike yesterday, (when I felt I was in steerage on the Titanic), today I feel like Marie Antoinette, locked up in her cell, awaiting the guillotine.

To pass the time I have been reading French magazines from the www.relay.com website. They offer a truly amazing deal–for only €17.90 (about $25) you can download as many magazines as you want from their website. They have magazines of all kinds, so I am now caught up on my fashion, news, pop gossip, castle history, boxing, and a myriad of other things.

So, as you can tell, the day has been too much fun [sarcasm] !

Tomorrow we will go to Disneyland if we get out–and I’m sure that Jessica is still jealous.

There is an old chest that doubles as a coffee table, I found the key a few days ago, inside is a bunch of tools, which was lucky because I had props for the photo. The photo under here is from last nights festivities. I call it my Britney Spears moment, as you’ll be able to see.

Quotes

"If you don't do it, you won't have done it." --Patsy Stone

"Things are fine, and life is fine. And life is so much fun. It’s one big movie." --Joan Rivers

"Why don't you have a room done up in every color green? This will take months, years, to collect, but it will be delightful — a mélange of plants, green glass, green porcelains, and furniture covered in sad greens, gay greens, clear, faded, and poison greens?" --Diana Vreeland

“My only ambition in life is to wear size 28 jeans.” --Karl Lagerfeld

"Buy an atlas and keep it by the bed; remember you can go anywhere." --Joanna Lumley

"Only the shallow know themselves." --Oscar Wilde

"I know of a cure for everything: salt water--sweat, or tears, or the salt sea." --Isak Dinesen