"If the best defense is a good offense, then I am more than willing to offend my enemies... See you in the guhlag!" - jillosophy... "I am not afraid.
I was born to do this."
-Joan of Arc

Friday, January 26, 2007

Allah Must Be SO FREAKIN' Proud!

MAYBE THE WRITERS ON "24" CAN USE SOME OF THIS IN NEXT SEASON - YOU KNOW, TO MAKE SURE WE ALL CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FICTIONALIZED TV AND "ACTUAL WORLD EVENTS" CARRIED OUT IN THE NAME OF ISLAM.

**Islamic Teachings on sex with infants:"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate. If he penetrates and the child is harmed then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however would not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister."The complete Persian text of this saying can be found in "Ayatollah Khomeini in Tahrirolvasyleh, Fourth Edition, Darol Elm, Qom"**Islamic Teachings on sex with animals:"The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold."

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"If one commits an act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned, and the price of it paid to its owner by him who sodomized it."

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"It is forbidden to consume the excrement of animals or their nasal secretions. But if such are mixed in minute proportions into other foods their consumption is not forbidden."

**"If a man (God protect him from it!) fornicates with an animal and ejaculates, ablution is necessary."

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"A man can have sex with animals such as sheeps, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village; however, selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."