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While folks "over the pond" call "soccer" "football" and "beer" "ol' drink-to-much-and-wet-yer-pants," we here in the States know better. This is a soccer ball USB fan and costs only $10 or 10 "bobs yer uncles" in European. And to us, "beer" is "tasteless, urine-colored seltzer water."