Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I wrote this email a long time ago. It is so funny. I have kept it and have laughed alot. This is my friend Lisa's favorite email I ever sent to her. Enjoy

Email sent to Lisa Seckinger on Feb 15, 2006 early morning.

Okay so last night we are driving in the car and this is what happen.

My husband is driving and I am riding passenger.Me: "So my friend Lisa from work said she had a blind date on Friday and when the guy shows up he brought her a dozen yellow roses. When she asked what they were for he said---Well I was sorry for being late and it’s a pre Valentines and they are yellow so that if this doesn’t work out we can still be really great friends---Don’t you think that is really nice."

Husband: "He’s fat isn’t he?"

Me: "What makes you think he’s fat?"

Husband: "Because only a fat person would do something nice like that."

Me: "No sir. I bet he’s not fat just nice. I will ask Lisa."

Husband: "Think about it….if I was as big as you are now when we first met would you have looked my way?"

Me: "Are you saying I’m fat?"

Husband: "No"

Me: "I cannot believe you just said that. Listen I know I am fat but for you to say it and like that. Chris its Valentines day …. I cannot believe you just said that."

Husband: "I didn’t mean it like that I’m sorry …….. I love you"

Me: "Whatever"

So he stuffs himself at the restaurant to the point he cannot even stand it.We are back in the car and I am talking about something I don’t even remember what it was and he says "Please be quiet your voice is making me want to puke right now."

I said "I cannot believe you just said that. You want to puke because you just stuffed yourself almost to death."

I said "First I’m fat then my voice makes you want to puke. Well that just made my day."

I would like to say he never said any of these things mean. He just did not think. Ya know.It made me think of those Sonic Commercials were the husband and wife talk back and forth and then one of them says something really stupid you hear the other slap the one that said something stupid……..

I also found you from the meanest mom. This is so funny! Just wanted to let you know that sometimes my husband doesn't think and says stupid things too. When I was about 8 1/2 mos pregnant with my 3rd kid, my husband wanted to go "snuggle." I asked him to help me with the dishes so I didn't have to think about them while we were "snuggling." As I was washing dishes, he was looking at me with a nice little smile. I thought to myself "He loves me and thinks I am hot, even with my huge belly." That is not what he was thinking. I know this because he said, "Your bum is getting so big, and your pants are in your crack," all the while smiling like I would enjoy hearing such a compliment. Needless to say, there was not much snuggling going on that night!