Monday, 2 December 2013

Guess Who's Back

That's right I'm back, like The Terminator and Slim Shady (except my ability to drive and rap are less than adequate). Its been a while since I've written anything, I mean that in a general sense; lately I've exclusively been perusing the Black Friday sales and crying under my duvet about the shit load of assignments I've got to do before Friday - of which I'm avoiding like the plague/making painfully slow progress with.

Where some people may crave a drink up at the end of the week, or the need to document their every waking moment on instagram in an influx of uploads (not that I'm bitter), I feel like I need to order my thoughts sometimes out loud. It would probably benefit the world far more if I just brought a diary or drunkenly poured out my weekly issues to a stranger in the corner of the nearest Wetherspoon's. But because psychiatrists are far too expensive, I'm a cheapskate and its cold outside, blogging will have to suffice.