I need some help with some song lyrics. This could be freakin' hilarious! A guy I hunt with has an idea. He wants to take this song, change it up and do a hunting spoof on it. For those of you not familiar, here's a link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBUHe's a good ole boy with "Git-R-Done" on his truck tag, so he's got to be in the video. Also, told him if he'd do it, I'd record it for free. We can put hunting footage in place of the original stuff. I can't write a song to save my life. I know this is silly, but here's what we've come up with so far:

Opening lineI like BIG BUCKS and I cannot lie,You other hunters can't deny,When that hoss walks in with a 20" spreadand 12 points in yo face you get sprung......

Wanna pull that guncause you know that deer gonna runDeep in the woods hes waryIm hooked and I cant stop starinoh baby I wanna just grill yaand take your pictureMy homeboys tried to warn mebut that loin you got makes me so hungryoh rumpa big rackyou say you wanna get in that freezerwell use me use me cause you aint that average whitetailive seen them fightinto hell with just waitinhe's big widegot it goin like a turbo rangerIm tired of magazines sayin typical racks are the thingtake the average hunter and ask him thathe gotta pack much rackso hunters yeah hunters yeahhas your trophy got the racktell em to rattle it rattle itrattle that healthy rackwhitetail got rack

There is room for all gods creatures right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy!!