Toilets in Slash'EM

Toilets are a Slash'EM-specific feature and only appear in rooms with
sinks. The possible things to do with a toilet are use it (#sit on
it), vomit into it (#pray), drink from it, dip things into it, kick
it, or smash it with a digging tool. When a toilet is broken by any
means, it turns into a fountain, and there is a 1/3 chance of 2-6 baby
crocodiles coming out from the pipes.

Sitting on a toilet cures your sickness if you are sick, and makes you
less satiated by 200-599 nutrition points if you are satiated.
Otherwise, you don't have to go, and there is no effect.

Use of the #pray command at a toilet is deemed to be an attempt to
``pray to the Porcelain God''. This does not affect your prayer
timeout, or require you to satisfy any of the conditions for praying
successfully. It currently violates atheist conduct, but this is
likely to change in the near future. If you are sick,
stunned, or confused, ``He smiles upon you'' and you are cured.
Otherwise, ``He ignores your pleas''.

Dogs like to drink from toilets, so if you try drinking from a toilet
while polymorphed into a dog, there is a 4/5 chance of finding the
toilet water quite refreshing and gaining 10 points of nutrition.
Otherwise, these are the possible effects:

A 1/9 chance of breaking the toilet

A 1/9 chance of a sewer rat (if they're not extinct or genocided)

A 1/9 chance of a brown pudding (if they're not extinct or
genocided)

A 1/9 chance of a baby crocodile (if they're not extinct or
genocided)

A 5/9 chance of vomiting and losing some nutrition.

Dipping anything into a toilet gets it wet, with all the usual effects
such as rusting metal objects, diluting potions and blanking scrolls.
In addition, dipping a weapon poisons it, and dipping food makes it
rotten.

Applying a digging tool to a toilet breaks it, and kicking a toilet
has a 1/4 chance of breaking it.

This spoiler was written by Eva Myers (erm1001@cam.ac.uk).
If you have any comments, additions or corrections, please feel free
to email me.