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5 reasons you should peacock more

So me and 3 friends are on our 19th consecutive night dressed as Irish/Mexican Pirates. Last night, in the siege of Sarajevo, all four of us hooked up with girls. I even managed to swoop a sexy Argentine behind her boyfriend’s back. Guys – don’t bring your girlfriends to hostels! Beware of boisterous buccaneers who will have their way with your women.. ARRRGHH!!!

It seems the more ridiculous we look, the more fuckable we become. The local men look on in disdain, while the women giggle and gravitate towards us. Every hostel we go to, we manage to get everyone out on a pirate pub crawl! Everyone wants to roll the crazy guys with sombreros, flashing LED swords, water pistols, horns & party hats.

Need more convincing?

Here are 5 reasons you should peacock more…

1. You feel like a beautiful women

Imagine walking into a bar and everyone turns to check you out. A privilege reserved for supermodels and porn stars? Hell no. When you peakcock you get an absurd amount of attention. Men get jealous, women get wet. It’s a powerful feeling. You won’t want to look normal ever again.

2. You convey confidence and a good sense of humour

If you are congruent and comfortable with your eccentricities, it conveys confidence. Women like confidence. If you look ridiculous, it shows you don’t take yourself too seriously. Classic cocky/funny even before you open your mouth; a pre-DHV.

3. It’s easier to open sets

If anything, it is very likely you will be approached. Sometimes, you can just stand there and let them come to you. Girls will want to be in pictures with you and your friends. When you peacock, sets open like crazy.

4. You can use props to anchor and create jealously plot lines

If you bring ridiculous props you can use them as anchors to hook multiple sets. Imagine going into a bar and putting a funny hat on a beautiful women and her friend. Then another one on another girl across the room. You build social proof, you’ve anchored two sets and creates potential jealously plot-lines between girls. You could do all this in 30 seconds and already be at the bar getting yourself a drink.

5. It’s really fun!!!

Halloween every night!!! WAY HAY! You never have a bad night dressed like an absolute idiot! At least you’ll get some funny pics…

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For anything interested in this post, I’d recommend reading the Venusian Arts Handbook by Mystery.

About Mark Zolo

Mark Zolo is a hardcore adventurer and travel writer. He has been to over 90 countries, including Antarctica and a few self proclaimed republics—and a few war zones dressed as a Mexican pirate.

I looked like a fucking idiot last night in my sombero and managed to fuck a smoking hot chick. This was in a club in Hvar, with only 2 girls and over a dozen tanned, toned, well dressed guys – go figure.