First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Bad Lawyers

So, Jerry Sandusky has gone on trial this week for the various atrocities that he is alleged to have committed at Penn State — acts so heinous that, had he been a cardinal of the Holy Roman Church, he might have been sentenced to life in an Italian basilica. Two questions:

1) What in the name of Pop Warner is this story doing in a section of the Times site called "College Football"? And,

2) Did Sandusky really find his lawyer while watching the public-access channels piped in directly from Stupid Hell?

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"Jerry loves kids so much that he does things most of us wouldn't think of doing," Amendola said.