If dubs every Clinton Shill ITT gets constant diarrhea for the next 5 days.

30 months ago

Justin Jackson

The name’s Fox. Fox McCloud. I’m the leader of Star Fox, an elite fighter squad established by ex-Cornerian flying ace James McCloud, my father. Five years ago, my father was hired by General Pepper of the Cornerian army to investigate strange activities on planet Venom. He never returned. Despite being a backwater little rock in space, Venom had become the base of operations for Andross, a crazed and banished scientist. Three pilots flew out on that mission. My father, James, his best friend and wingman Peppy Hare, and Pigma Dengar, an honorless slime ball who volunteered for the assignment. Turns out Pigma was working for Andross the whole time! No one saw it coming. Pigma betrayed Peppy and my father, and led them straight into a trap. In the chaos that followed, my father sacrificed himself to create a diversion so Peppy could escape. Barely making it home with his life, Peppy knew it fell upon him to report the couragous last moments of James McCloud. At the same time, he delivered the news that Andross had amassed a terrifyingly huge army, and intended to conquer the entire Lylat system. And so began the Lylat wars. Five years have passed; the battle between the Cornerian army and Andross’s forces is spreading to every planet in the Lylat system. To carry on my father’s legacy, I brought Star Fox out of retirement. I've got the latest technology, and I’m filling the team with pilots I know I can trust. Slippy Toad, a close friend and a gifted mechanic. Falco Lombardi, a hotshot fly boy who’s got your back when the going gets tough. Peppy Hare, my father’s old wingman, a seasoned pro, and the glue that holds the team together. That brings us to today. While en route to planet Corneria, we received an urgent message from General Pepper. Apparently, Andross’s army appeared out of nowhere, and launched a full scale attack on our once peaceful capital. Now’s our chance to honor my father’s legacy and restore the Star Fox name!

30 months ago

Juan Diaz

if singles op kills himself

30 months ago

Dylan Hall

WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT!?

30 months ago

Nathaniel Watson

even if i wanted quads i wouldn't get dem.

30 months ago

Benjamin Taylor

Dubs for hillary

30 months ago

Parker Ortiz

If satanic trips, Hillary wins.

30 months ago

Jeremiah Green

If this is singles, but off by one from a trips, Pewdiepie runs and wins the presidency.

30 months ago

Brody Gomez

no but you can get dubs at least. checked.

30 months ago

Alexander Cook

Check em

30 months ago

Logan Butler

Trump's going to need a lot more than quads to pull his campaign out of the dumpster.

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