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If you already have a Tom Hardy problem, this isn’t going to help. This will make it much, much worse. Here he is on the cover of UK Esquire. Some dudes, when they do the squinty eye thing, it doesn’t work, not at all. You don’t believe it. Like if there was actually cigarette smoke drifting across their faces, they wouldn’t hot-squint, their eyes would just water and they’d swat it away. Full Story

Don’t know about you but I’ve had a looooong week. This is the perfect way to end it. I’m sending all of us off with Idris Elba.
Check him out in London yesterday working on Luther.
It’s just a coat. It’s just a red tie. It’s just a regular pair of blue pants. Full Story

James McAvoy announced the Olivier Awards nominations today in London along with Lesley Manville. In addition to presenting duties however, he also ended up a nominee – Best Actor for his work in The Ruling Class. He called his role “the hardest thing I’ve ever done”, partly because the play is so angry. Full Story

Almost exactly a year ago, Jared Leto posted a photo of himself with short hair on Instagram and it was a good day. Because I thought he actually did it. And because, sh-t, he looked hot in the picture. Click here for a refresher.
That was a tease. Full Story

I would have liked to see the Sam Taylor-Johnson’s version of Fifty Shades Of Grey without the EL James interference. I would have liked to see her make the movie that was her complete vision. Because you can actually see the internal struggles unfold on film.
For starters, it’s too long. Full Story

Been thinking a lot about Charlie Hunnam since seeing Fifty Shades Of Grey last night. And how much better it would have been with him in it. And, sh-t, how much more I would have wanted to see his come face in it. And whether or not, if he was in it, whether or not they would have made the decision to let us see his come face. Full Story

Sports Illustrated interviewed Tom Brady after he’d had a chance to process his Super Bowl win. At the end, they discussed what it was like, coming home, coming down after the high of the victory. Here’s how he described it. And it’s making everyone horny:
Brady: “I had a nice moment with my wife Tuesday morning. Full Story

I mean, I’m always attracted to Stephen Colbert…
But right now, with his glasses off, and his hair longer like that, and you can see his nose and his cheekbones, so defined…
Oh My God.
Is there even a little Rob Lowe in his face?
THERE IS TOTALLY ROB LOWE IN HIS FACE!
And while that won’t break the internet, it is indeed a new discovery. Full Story

Here they come…
And I didn’t even mean it that way, I swear. I just went back to read it and realised how it came off.
My original point is that Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson are now on the press circuit for Fifty Shades Of Grey. And, as you know, given that she’s only directed one other feature film before, usually the directors don’t get a lot of the attention on a promotional tour. Full Story

Has he changed? Is he really sorry?
F-ck. I don’t care. All I’m hearing is his big boy voice. And the way his sweater’s hanging off of him on Ellen. And his hair, growing out, curling around his ears and his neck.
This is me on one side of the room saying…
Uhhhh… Justin Bieber got hot. Full Story

Ewan McGregor covers the new issue of NYLON GUYS. The last time I posted about Ewan it was after the Mortdecai premiere and his leather jacket bow tie combination in comparison to all that sh-t Johnny Depp wears. Click here for a refresher. Conveniently Johnny Depp was featured on the blog earlier today. Full Story

It’s all in the Video Assumption. And Video Assumption is all about interpretation. My interpretation?
Heat.
Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto presented together last night at the SAGs. The winner was Mark Ruffalo who wasn’t there. So Jared edged Lupita over to talk into the microphone. Full Story

It was confirmed last month that Freida Pinto and Dev Patel had ended their relationship after 6 years. Dev was also just ending his run on The Newsroom.
So here he is, version 2015. With a new look.
A really, REALLY good new look, right? Like a HOT new look, non?
I actually almost didn’t recognise him. Full Story