Welcome 2 the real world, where privies existed long
before humans. Face it,
U depend on privies 2 live. Well, here R some privies that have been considered
extremely UNuseful in human life. Please note that this page has been
established merely 2 entertain the bored and educate the
geeky. Do not take this
page as a threat or anything of the sort, 4 those of U (U know who U R!!) who
know that U R a privy!!! Bon voyage!!!

Please also note that excerpts from the book Catherine,
Called BirdyR featured throughout
this page. This is because it was this book
that introduced my friends and I 2 the word 'Privy'
in the first place! The book, written by Karen Cushman, can be extremely funny
at times. And those R the excerpts that will be featured here!!!
Have a nice time!!!

Privy
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Privy
Name:

Initial
Meanings:

Privy

The original!!!!

Privy TLJ

That ---- ----

Privy TLJL

That ---- ---- ----

Privy TKL

That ---- ----

Privy AD

Australopithecines
dinosaur

Privy TLEY

That ---- ---- ----

Privy THJY

That ---- ---- ----

Privy TAG

That's a ----

Privy TATMQ

That asks too many
questions

Privy TAI

The annoying ----

Privy TBO

The boring one

Privy YNI

!You Name It!

Privy WE

Wandering Eyes (I)

Privy WET

Wandering Eyes Two (II)

Privy MAP

---- and ----

Privy SE

Strange Eyes

Privy MM

---- and ----

Privy JP

Jealous Peanut

Privy CC

Clam Chowder

Privy FDBZF

Fake DBZ Fan

Ah dang, I forgot
the rest of the Privies' names. There were a lot of them but after awhile,
when U don't see them 4 a few months, U forget all of them. Well, if you're
Privy name is on here, U should be really honored that I haven't forgotten
about U! As always, if U R a friend of mine who remembers another Privy
name, please contact me! I'd be really, really grateful!!!!!!

Now, U might be wonderingWho R all these
Privies? Well, that is not 4 U 2 know. (Heck, U probably don't know what a
Privy is) (It's a really funny term. Figure it out
by yourself) If U already know some of these Privies,
then, congrats! U will, sooner or later, also be
added onto the Privy list! Unless, of course, U R a girl, because usually
only guys can join the "Privy Club". I assure U, it is a grand
privilege not everyone can undertake!!! *LOL*