Aging Rock Stars. Cases in point: Mick Jagger Face looks like a roadmap. Besides, if you can't get no satisfaction by age 70, you should hang it up. Cher At 67 she's had so much plastic surgery that she's not sure which parts are real anymore. Iggy Pop Can you believe he's only 66?

Gay Conspiracy Theories. Cases in point: Spongbob Squarepants is gay; Bert & Ernie of the Muppets are gay; Albus Dumbledore of the Harry Potter series is gay; Tinky Winky of the Teletubbies is gay; The Trix rabbit is gay, and on and on.....

Your turn. Add anthing to the thread that annoys you.

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I will remember youWill you remember me?Don't let your life pass you byWeep not for the memoriesSarah McLachlan

working with all these reunion tours coming through town time after time and watching these guys get older and older, i really don't know what to say about it.

when i finally get to meet some of these heroes of mine, they don't look anything like the pictures. in many cases they look worse. like shrunken monkeys with shriveled heads. while others look like bloated baked potatoes. some look like they have stretched skin over skeleton. some resemble animated corpses and behave like zombies. am i being unkind? it happens to all of us (except the plastic surgery and drug damage of course). aging is inevitable.

however, to be honest, i have encountered, amongst entertainers, an elite few that actually look vibrant, healthy, youthful, and carry themselves appropriately into their twilight years while still maintaining a career in the public eye. one can evolve as one changes. one need not be a parody of one's previous persona.

many times i am glad i never became famous (not for lack of trying) because now i can grow old and ugly anonymously, in privacy and obscurity, with dignity.

“Live fast, die young and have a good-looking corpse!” -Nick Romano (played by John Derek) in the film "Knock On Any Door" based on the book of the same name written by Willard Motley.

"Now he's too old to Rock'n'Roll but he's too young to die." -Jethro Tull

If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours call your doctor

The last time I called my doctor I got a recorded message telling me if this was an emergency call 9-1-1. An erection is not an emergency for me. A miracle maybe, but definitely not an emergency. And besides, if I do, by some freak of nature, get through and actually speak to my doctor, what could he possibly say: I'm real busy right now, beat it; take two aspirins and a cold shower and call me in the morning.

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But, be sure to read the warning label. "May cause headaches, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, rash, swelling of joints, painful urination, night sweats, runny stools, insomnia, depression, anxiety, thoughts of suicide. Some cases of hospitalization or death have been reported."Wow!, I can't wait to try that. I think that's exactly what I need.

Payday Loans

The answer to all your financial worries. No need to worry about where most of your money will be going as you repay the loan for the next few years

Cell Phone Calls in Lines at the Post Office

It's always comforting to know the guy in line in front of me with the catchy Star Wars ringtone will be able to pick up a pizza before he gets back home in a few minutes. I really was just trying to mail a package, but being aware of your lunch plans is a plus.

People who use a calculator to figure out the tip at a restuarant. Sentences that begin with the words "I'm like...." Sentences that end with the words "Ya know?" People turn, but then forget to turn off their directionalClothes that are way too tight/short causing body parts that ought not to be exposed, to be exposed.Women who fart.Getting stuck behind the school bus, or garbage truck in a no passing zone.People who use self checkout lanes but don't know how to use them and slow us all down. People who give their kids weird names like Mountain, or California.People who say the word "dude".People who dress their pets.Skinny jeans on men.People who call you "bro"Guys with baggy pants hangin way below their ass, so their underwear shows.People who whistle in the men's room.Car names that are not even real words.

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I will remember youWill you remember me?Don't let your life pass you byWeep not for the memoriesSarah McLachlan

I haven't been able to get those self check out lanes to work either... I'm sure it's because the computer was broken... yeh...

1. People that throw their trash or cigarettes on the ground (esp when there are garbage cans nearby)2. People that feel the need to make calls whilst driving. Even worse, people that check whatsapp, fb etc during driving!3. People that feel they have to get drunk every weekend (if you don't you're considered boring)4. Tv adds that tell you things like 'a headache isn't the flu'. 5. Those reallife shows where all they do is yell, fight and backstab.6. A musicsender that shows those dumb reallife soaps but no music7. Managers that have never done your job treat you like you're in elementary school (for example, make a schedule every day of where you're supposed to sit)8. People that feel the need to cheat in a game by spending 1000's of dollars or an illegal cheat.9. Bimbo musicstars with their nothing saying songs with autotune9. Guys that wear scarfs as an accesory or skinny jeans

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In the howling wind Comes a stinging rainSee it driving nails Into souls on the tree of painFrom the firefly a red orange glowSee the face of fear Running scared in the valley below~ Bullet The Blue Sky - U2

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