…a facebook… phone. because we need more bungling idiots getting distracted behind the wheel of their vehicles reading texts, wall posts, and other such nonsense while driving, right? fuck this shit. you and certainly, i, dont need it.

We heard it five months ago and we’re hearing it again: Facebook is working on its own smartphone. It’s a rumor that sends the mind reeling with speculation. What, exactly, would a super-social phone even look like?