Sarcasm? Lana Del Rey “Annoyed” She Couldn’t Sleep Her Way to Infamy

This might shock you, but the Kim Kardashian Effect (ie: Using your lady parts as a marketable skill) doesn’t work for everyone.

Someone forgot to text that tidbit to Lana Del Rey.

The Ultraviolence singer is the vocalist behind the innerestin’ new single “Fu**ed My Way to the Top” — a song which Del Rey admits can be taken literally. But, Lana says, despite her best efforts (and pulling out some of her best bedroom tactics), she never quite managed to reap any benefits from her indiscriminate history with lovers.