I went to a firework display in Belfast once where one of the fireworks actually reigned down mini teddy-bears with parachutes. That was also muchos cool. I don't think they've done it since though. Knowing our luck some of them probably became flaming teddy-bears and killed small dogs on their descent or something. Little flaming teddy-bears of doooom... (i sense i've gone of a slight tangent in this comment)

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six bears or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Kitten, the most powerful beargun in the world, and would blow your bunnies clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel anerable? Well, do ya punk?

wow, we've moved into a strange realm of metaphysical cuteness, in that:
1. the picture is not very cute
2. the IDEA is cute
and thus we understand "cute" despite its visual lack.
or, upon consideration, maybe i do think this bear-gun guy is kinda cute

I thought this was supposed to be a family website! I wanted to show my cute little neice a picture of the nice man with the pink teddy-bear gun and she is FORCED to read the word "ass" right there. Right there in the headline. Since then, she had dropped out of 3rd grade and has been seen hanging around 2nd avenue trying to score honeycomb. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's an unbearable shame. I should have coffee now- I'm sorry to have written what I just did.

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