Not to mention, obnoxiously grabbing a girl by the waist and trying to grind on her (ew) or carry her away (terrifying) is going to get your ass thrown out of that club so fast – if the bouncer won’t, I’ll do it myself. A group of lads at the bar ordering jagerbombs does not make for a calm and relaxed setting and your pal shouting ‘go on my son’ like literally right beside me does not help.