Thursday, October 16, 2008

WTF?

3 comments:

Ok, before things get out of hand, I should probably explain. Doc, I'm sorry I didn't include you in the strategy behind this and I hope it doesn't up a strain on our professional relationship, but I've been using WMHG as the online portal for my retail female pee business. I sell female pee, and make damn good money doing it. It started small, just out of my apartment, but when demand shot up due to the recent economic crisis, I had to take this puppy global.

I'm not saying it's right, but don't be suprised if there are a few more of those adds popping up on the site.

A Google search for "female pee" resulted only in links (I didn't click, I swear) for pictures of naked females peeing, products that allow females to pee standing up, and a discussion about why someone's female chihuahua lifts her leg when she pees. As far as I could tell, nobody was selling actual female pee. That's probably a good thing...Also, that the feminine "pee" has pervaded my vocabulary and almost entirely replaced the more masculine "piss" is very sad, but it's an issue I'll have to deal with on my own. At least I haven't taken to using "pee-pee" in my everyday speech. Please shoot me when I do.