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Thursday, 26 January 2017

Return to Garda

three grappas from the Garda region

Just
over a year and a half ago Mrs Cake and I took our booze tourism
adventures to Lake Garda in northern Italy (which you can read about
here),
and last year we decided to go back – because we were offered a
discount to stay in the same apartment. Actually, not just for that
reason; also because it was really good.

So
we landed at Milan’s Bergamo airport at around 5pm (UK time) on the
Wednesday afternoon. We had already chosen to remain in UK time for
the purpose of keeping our little girl on her regular schedule of
naps and meals. There were certainly no problems there, but this
would lead to one or two difficulties and errors along the way that
we’ll get to later.

I
picked up a couple of take-out beers at an airport outlet (Ceres
Strong Ale, 7.7%, 3 out of 5) for when we got back to the apartment.

After
picking up the rental car (which always takes ages because queuing is
an under-utilised concept in Italy) we had an hour’s drive to the
accommodation, by which time it would be 7pm and getting on for
little Sylvie’s bed time. We decided Mrs Cake would take care of
bed time activities while I drove down the mountain to the Italmark
supermarket for supplies (water, wine, beer, bananas – that last
item for little Sylvie’s breakfast) and the nearby pizza bar for
takeaway.

Both
were closed, but I wasn’t about to give up. Otherwise it would be
bed with no tea, and in the morning no breakfast and no water for the
little girl to drink. You can probably drink the tap water in Italy
these days, but not knowing that for sure, it was time to be the
provider. I started to drive toward Salo, figuring there would have
to be something open, and after one or two dead ends I found a
hotel-restaurant-pizzeria and returned home with two pizzas, a bottle
of house white wine and a big bottle of water. Result.

Triumph
over adversity is a beautiful feeling.

The
next day the people back home would be voting on whether we would
remain part of the European Union. Mrs Cake and I had already voted
by post, and were hoping for a victory for remain. While all that
went on we got on with things. First on the agenda, after getting our
little girl up and fed, was a trip to the supermarket to get food for
the week, overstock on cold drinks, and get some preliminary booze.

Let’s
start then, by looking at some beer selections from the local
supermarket.

Peroni
varieties

Peroni
Nastro Azzurro is a very popular beer here in the UK. It seems to be
the lager that is acceptable for drinking when you’re having a meal
out. I first came across some of the other varieties of Peroni when
we went to Tuscany,
but I have noticed one or two of them since on the shelves at local
supermarkets. Nevertheless, there are still more varieties available
in Italy than there are in the UK.

I
picked up the following:

Gran
Riserva Puro Malto (5.2%),
or pure
malt,
and I scored it a mere 3 out of 5.

special Peroni?

Gran
Riserva Rossa (5.2%),
or red
pure malt.
I was looking forward to this one. I, for some reason, thought it
might have been aged in burgundy casks or something, and would be
quite special. It doesn’t appear that anything of the sort is the
case. I scored it a very
disappointing
2 out of 5.

Gran
Riserva Doppio Malto (6.6%),
or double
malt.
I have seen this one in UK supermarkets, and would say it’s worth a
punt at that nicely elevated ABV. With this one I finally started to
deliberately score quarter points on Untappd,
awarding it 3.25 out of 5.

For
those distinctbeerenthusiasts
who are thinking of visiting Italy, other varieties you can look out
for are Peroni
Gluten (gluten-free),
Chill
Lemon (a
Radler), and Forte
which is an impressive 8%. I didn’t see any of those on my travels,
but rather on the Peroni
website when I got home to do some research for this post.

Moretti
varieties

Also
available in the local supermarket were a selection of similarly
packaged Morettis, representing various regions. I consider Moretti
to be a decent quality lager, so I thought I’d get these because
they’d also be decent additions to my distinct beers total. The
ones I found were:

Lucana
(5.8%),
an amber ale with a scent of laurel (?) and a slight flavour of
eucalyptus and mint (?!). Not things I’d normally be looking for in
a beer… I thought it tasted gingery, but that could be my
uncultured palate failing to identify eucalyptus. 2 out of 5.

Toscana
(5.5%),
a dark honey lager with “a chestnut aroma and scents of dry erbs
and pine”, according to the website.
I had no comment for this, but scored it 3 out of 5.

regional Moretti

Friulana
(5.9%), a light yellow lager that tastes of apples. It really does.
Fuck knows who wants their beer to taste of apples. I scored it 2.5
out of 5.

Piemontese
(5.5%),
an amber lager that is supposed to taste of blueberries. I wasn’t
able to detect that, and scored it 3 out of 5.

Pugliese (5.6%0, an amber beer, that I actually wrote that I hadn't been able to find. I certainly hadn' logged it. Nevertheless, now that I come to post this, I find a picture, proving that I did find it.

I
wasn’t able to get the Pugliese
or
Siciliana
varieties
but, as the ones I did try all seemed to be the same lager with an
external influence of one kind or another – and as I didn’t enjoy
them all that much – I think it’s safe to assume that I didn’t
miss out on too much. Anyway, as we’ll find out shortly, there were
other beers to be concerned with.

Nardini

The
next job was to pick out a bottle of grappa to drink during the week.
It was a mammoth task as, as you can see from the photo, there was a
veritable butt-load to choose from. And they were all well within the
limit of my budget.

a selection of supermarket grappas

I
went for the Nardini
because
I’d heard of it, it was a full 70cl, and it contained a cosy 50
ABVs. You’d be looking at around £37 plus P&P in the UK, while
mine was around 15 euros. That was a large factor in my decision –
the fact that I was already interested in trying it, and that I knew
I wouldn’t want to buy it at home – why not buy it here, where
it’s cheap?

Nardini - and a view

There
was a bit of confusion in that the label states “Aquavite”,
so I wasn’t sure whether this actually was grappa (once I got it
back to the apartment). I looked for it on various websites and alls
I could find was an identical bottle that said “grappa” on the
label. Finally, I have to conclude that they are the same since fact
of the matter is that aquavite
is
merely a synoynym of distillate.
So grappa is
an
aquavite of grape pomace. It’s not for certain, but it’s the best
I can ascertain from the information available.

As
far as the drinking is concerned, it tastes like grappa, the extra
alcohol gives the spirit a nice, full body and an extra, not
un-welcome sweetness. I tried it straight at first, and figured at
50% a bit of water would be in order, but over the course of a couple
of evenings I realised I’d been preferring it straight, so that was
how I proceeded and then finished it.

What
with everything else I drank during our stay (mostly during the
evening when the day’s driving was definitely done) 70cl was almost
a struggle to get through. One glass was nudged off the corner of a
table (and smashed) by Mrs Cake, but nevertheless, I had to drink
four large glasses on the last evening of our stay. By this stage,
Brexit had cast a gloomy shadow over everything, but the cheap cigar
I picked up at the bottom of the hill made everything better –
until the next day when we’d have to find out how much Mrs Cake
nearly driving us off a cliff would cost us with the rental company,
and what returning to a politically divided UK would bring.

Nardini
– this bottle at least – is far from the best example of grappa
I’ve enjoyed so far. It is perhaps a little too rugged, too
utilitarian. I suspect some Italians might tell you that’s how
grappa should be, but I’ve been coming across some beautiful,
refined examples in the last few years (as you’ll know if you read
this blog), and I prefer those.

Wine
Tour Part One

phone notes

In
my pre-trip research I’d laid the foundations for some potential
grappa tours – one such being an excursion to some distilleries in
the Brescia region, to the west of our location, and the other being
to the east, in the Vicenza area. These are easily accessible from
the region around the southern end of Garda – as indeed is the
Trento region, as we’d found out last time – but with our little
girl still a month shy of a year old, we ultimately decided to err on
the side of caution when it came to road trips. So instead of
embarking on journeys that would take an hour or more (in the outward
direction), we decided to keep our focus within 15 to 30 minutes of
our home. Our host’s website showed that there was a world of wine within our grasp and, as had
been the case in Tuscany,
a lot of these vineyards, wineries and cantinas also produced their
own grappas.

For
the most part, they are open to the public from Monday to Saturday
from 8.30 until 12, and then from 2 until 6 (give or take half an
hour, depending on individual preferences). On this first outing we
tried to arrive at our first target for afternoon opening. This
should allow us to visit two or three places, then get back to the
apartment in time for little Sylvie’s afternoon nap.

Now,
we couldn’t find every cantina that was on our list of
possibilities, but I had some backups (hastily prepared using the
wi-fi at the apartment), so here’s what we got.

Monteacutodi Leali Antonio - Just a few minutes out of Salo, on the SS572 that
skirts around the south western end of Garda, the satnav instructs
you to turn right onto a country lane that leads by vineyards and to
the tiny settlement of Puegagno del Garda. I park next to the fields,
turning the car around in the expectation that we’ll be heading
back to the main road after this.

I
go to do a little recce, to make sure we aren’t getting the baby
out of her car seat for no good reason, and find a sign directing me
into a little courtyard. There’s no one obviously around, but it is
just after lunch, so I go back and get Mrs Cake to come exploring
with me.

After
a minute or two, and with the help of a dog, I get the attention of a
lady who comes down to help. She’s friendly and welcoming and
doesn’t speak a word of English, but she’s happy to show us her
showroom and let us sample some products. As with most Italians, she
loves to see little Sylvie.

After
a couple of purchases (Mrs Cake selects some pink fizz – Turmalino
at 8 euros – and I some artfully packaged grappa, white in a dark
glass bottle for 13 euros for 50cl), we head out encouraged, into the
heat and back to the car for round 2.

At the Franzosi showroom

Cantina Franzosi – It soon turns out that turning the car around was a
waste of effort because our next destination is behind us and only
just up the road. I briefly consider walking because the satnav
suggests it’s not far, and it seems easier than putting the baby
back in the car seat. I don’t act on that, and it turns out that
it’s a bit further than I thought – not very, but far enough to
drive.

In
contrast to Monteacuto, Franzosi is a larger, more industrial
operation. I’m thinking that still makes it seem bigger than it is,
but it is a more modern building with a car park, a warehouse and a
forklift truck. At the back is a large and well-stocked showroom with
many varieties of wine and grappa (one particularly fancy looking 3
year old at 43 euros for 50cl) as well as oils and vinegars.

By
now little Sylvie is starting to get a little antsy, so I walk her
around the building a little, trying not to bother the employees and
keep her away from things she maybe shouldn’t be touching. She
isn’t wearing shoes and the floor of the warehouse quickly turns
her little feet black.

Meanwhile
in the showroom Mrs Cake is being plied by the friendly host with
four generous glasses of various wine varieties. Every now and then I
hoist up little Sylvie and return her to this starting point before
she gets herself in trouble. A couple of varieties of grappa are
presented also, and we both select Rebo
for
our purchases – partly on the recommendation of our host. I could
afford, and even be open to buying the 3 year old but as I’m
already aware that grappa doesn’t tend to survive ageing more than
2 years all that well, I think it’s telling that it isn’t
recommended to me. I also decide to pick up four new grappa glasses.
I forget how much Mrs Cake’s wine cost, but my grappa was 14.50 for
70cl.

IlRoccolo – we fail to find the next cantina on our list, so we abort
that one and instead come to il
Roccolo in
Polpenazze del Garda. Once again we are greeted warmly and treated to
fresh wine samples, grappa samples and even finger foods for the
baby. Mrs Cake selects a bottle of red for herself and a bargain
white for our neighbour who is looking after Ruby the cat while we’re
away. I also plump for another grappa, making it three for three.
We’re already most of the way to achieving our take home target of
four bottles each (and one for the neighbour).

Now,
this is a place we went to last year to pick up one of each of their
various beers. It’s a short drive from where we were staying, and
indeed, close to many of the cantinas we visited during our stay.
There was no one else there the first time we went, so we just picked
up a box of 8 or 9 beers and went on our merry way. This time –
after an occasion where we tried to go before they’d opened – we
figured we might be able to get an early evening dinner while we
picked up our beers.

It
was probably about 17.30 when we got there this time, and it was
thriving. We were sat outside with an Italian couple who were
interested to know about the Brexit thing (though there was a great
language barrier, so we talked a little bit about football instead),
where we could listen to the rock n’ roll soundtrack and see a
procession of people call in either for their own dinners or to pick
up a box of beers.

In
terms of food, they’ve gone for a kind of American roadhouse type
menu – burgers, wings and that, so it probably doesn’t provide
the authentic Italian dining experience that many tourists would be
looking for, but it was decent enough food.

And
the beer…

The
branding has been changed somewhat; shifting from a simple but
classic look with plain labels and a small follow
the bear style
emblem to stark black and electric, ZX
Spectrum-type
colours with a simple image representative of a snarling bear. I
prefer the old style, but Mrs Cake saw the merits of the new one.

Luppulula,
5.2% –
this one hadn’t been available last time, and it was the one I
chose to drink on draught with my meal (it wasn’t available in a
bottle). It’s classed as a pilsner, but it’s very light in body
and in colour. 3/5

Fiordalisa,
4.8% -
this is a wheat bear, which is usually a favourite genre of mine.
That is reflected in the score, and that, at this point I’d given
up relying on the fridge to get my beers cold, and had started
sticking them in the freezer for 40 minutes prior to opening. 4/5

La
Bionda, 5.2% -
a Helles
style
lager, I scored this quite low. I must have been a little
disappointed. 2.75/5

La
Rocca, 6.8%
- a Belgian
Tripel
that comes in one of those oversized bottles, topped with a cork. 4/5

Cucunera,
7% -
a good strong bock,
and a favourite of the range for me. 4.5/5

Weizen,
5.2% -
a Hefeweizen and, again, a very good one. 4.5/5

Hop
‘n’ Roll, 4.7% -
a pale ale, another favourite. 4.5/5

Rebuffone,
6.7% -
also presented in an oversized bottle, this Belgian
Dubbel
didn’t quite reach the heights of the last three, but still; 4/5.

Wine
tour part 2

You
may not believe it, but a good smattering of months has passed since
I last wrote anything on this post. I don’t know what happened, but
suddenly I just couldn’t be bothered to write it anymore. Luckily,
that’s all over with now and I feel like I can proceed again,
though I have to warn you, my memory has faded somewhat and I might
not be able to recall all the details. At least that means it won’t
take as long to write – or read – right?

So
anyway, our second wine tour was a chance to mop up some of the
cantinas that were either a little too out of the way, or that we
didn’t have time for on our previous excursion. We didn’t plan a
big one though, as having already purchased 3 bottles of grappa and 4
bottles of wine, we simply didn’t have the luggage capacity to buy
any more. I figured then that we could visit two cantinas, buying a
bottle of wine at one and a bottle of grappa at the other – you
don’t have to, but you kind of would prefer to be able to buy
something everywhere you visit to make the effort the proprietor has
put in worthwhile.

Our
first stop,LeChiusure,
turned out to be something of an unpleasant experience. Let’s make
no bones about it. It was quite hard to find, with roadworks blocking
the route the satnav wanted to take, and when we got there we ended
up going through the wrong entrance, which meant strolling across
some beautiful grounds that really ought to have been reserved for
the family. They didn’t seem to mind, but we did feel we were
imposing on their privacy.

In
the showroom Allessandro Luzzago was already concluding business with
a couple of visitors from the UK – visitors who were casually
buying a couple of cases of his wine. Through this, a couple of
sample bottles were already open, though one of the customers
recommended we try the Portese.
We requested to do so, and the proprietor opened a new bottle for us.
Mrs Cake decided to buy that, and the annoyance on the proprietor’s
face at opening a new sample bottle to secure a purchase of only one
bottle was unmistakable. He quickly tried to make out it didn’t
matter, but we knew that really it did. Really, I could understand
this, but everywhere else we went the proprietors opened fresh
bottles at the drop of a hat, and were delighted no matter how little
we wanted to buy. I suppose it’s possible that most other cantinas
can put these open bottles to good use later the same day, while
perhaps Le Chiusure doesn’t have that kind of set up. Nevertheless,
it left a bad taste in our mouths and left us apprehensive about
continuing our adventure.

Was
the wine any good? Well, as you know, I don’t tend to comment on
wine. It seemed fine to me.

We
had been late leaving the apartment that day – a result of keeping
our clocks on UK time, to facilitate little Sylvie’s naps, remember
- so when this first visit was concluded it was nearing lunch time,
and all the cantinas would be closing. We decided to head into the
nearby town of San Felice del Benaco and grab some lunch, then see
how we felt after that.

After
that we felt like maybe calling at Turina,
which we’d spotted was on the main road through the industrial
state at Manerba. It can be tough to pad out two hours though, even
with lunch in southern mainland Europe, so we arrived at the site a
good 20 minutes before it was due to open. The car park was bathed in
direct sunlight, and little Sylvie was uncomfortable and upset, so we
ended up parking under the only shade, which was actually in the
middle of the road around the building.

It
wasn’t a very happy time, but eventually someone arrived to open
up, and they actually let me in early. He seemed confused by my
presence, and my clumsy attempts at conversation got me nowhere, so I
ended up just purchasing a bottle of Invecchiata,
the aged grappa for 14 euros (I think). Finally we could head back to
the apartment, and spend the rest of the afternoon drinking and
relaxing by the pool.

Final
Days

Brexit
did cast a gloomy air over proceedings (and did pretty much ruin our
holiday – and indeed, much of my waking life since. I wonder if
anyone else is as worried about all this as I am?), but that didn’t
stop us trying to get our party on for the last couple of days. The
Manerba beers were dwindling, and it was time to revisit the
supermarket and see what I could add to my distinct beers for the
week.

Bad Brewer, but, presumably they mean bad in a good way

What
I picked up this time were three varieties of Bad Brewer,
an Italian brand described as street
food beers
– so they’re small bottles, and funkily branded – presumably
intended for drinking with fancy burgers.

Now,
as I said a little earlier, all this happened a while ago now, and I
can’t remember much detail. Untappd tells me though that the Pale
Ale scored
3.5/5 and the California
Common and
Amber
Ale both
scored 3/5.

Finally
I picked up a super strength Dutch lager, whose cans had caught my
eye – all shiny and gold, like. Even more importantly, this 8.6
Gold by Bavaria
Brouwerij
was 6.5% ABV. But it only scored 2/5.

Duty
Free

Finally
it was time to head home and find out what life in a fractured and
divided Britain was now like. I’d been reading articles about
increases in racism and hate crime, Corbyn’s shadow cabinet had
resigned – which at first seemed likea good thing – and it all
seemed like a great big shitstorm. I actually wished I’d been home
the whole time, so that I could at least see things from my own
perspective. The distance of a bit of a continent was distorting.

First
though, there was the prospect of Duty Free. I’m sorry to say, that
once we sorted out the damage to the rental car and got through
security and all that, I had no enthusiasm for extra purchases left
in me. I also felt a little rushed and didn’t have the luxury of
time to adequately evaluate what was on offer. I did have a quick
peruse, but all the grappa looked to be around twice the price it
would have been in the supermarket. I should perhaps have looked at
vermouth or even an Italian chocolate liqueur I’d heard about, but
like I say, my mind just wasn’t in the right place.

We
went home. Life, for us at least, was pretty much the same as it had
been when we left, it was just hard to feel upbeat about the future.
I think I’m used to that feeling now. Shit happens, we’ll deal
with it. It doesn’t necessarily stop you feeling low, but you deal
with it, don’t you?

There
will be no trip back to Italy in 2017 unfortunately, and probably no
trip to France either – which was something we’d been planning –
because redecorating the hallway and carpeting the upstairs bedrooms
is looking likely to cost £2k. But that’s life, isn’t it?
There’s always next year, and this year’s going to be good
anyway. Little Sylvie continues to develop, and there are loads of
beers and spirits to try. Let’s get on it.

And
if you come back next week, I’ll be looking at the grappas I picked
up that week in a little more detail.

Definitions

What happens when you zone out after having had a cheeky lunchtime pint.

Alcothusiast:

Not an alcoholic, someone who appreciates booze.

Anxiety, The:

The uneasy feeling that accompanies any noteworthy hangover.

Booze Buffet Mentality:

The propensity people have to go nuts whenever there's a free bar.

Booze Porn:Photos of alcohol.

Bread Chest:Not booze related, but this term describes the indigestion you get from eating too many bread products too quickly. Just putting it out there...

Crawler's Block:The inability to decide where to go next during a pub crawl - often resulting in crawl stagnation and someone saying, "shall we just have another one here?"

Crawl Stagnation:The result of failing to plan a pub crawl sufficiently - lack of a route, theme or over-familiarity with nearby pubs can all be contributing factors.

Excess Induced Alcohol Aversion:An intolerance for a drink caused (usually) by one occasion of overindulgence.

The Family:My whisky collection.

MOMA:

Moment of Maximum Appreciation. Every bottle has one. It's the time you drink it where you enjoy it most.

Old Man Pub:Traditional British pub, renowned for being quiet, cosy and frequented by old men. Much favoured by people who like a nice chat while they drink.Psychological Drinks Cabinet:Collective term relating to the kinds of alcoholic drinks a person has need for.Road Beers:

Cans of beer that you take with you when you go out, to consume on the way.

The 3 Types of Rum:White, gold and dark. Together they form the base of many a great cocktail.

About Me

Neil Cake is interested in all types of booze, but is by no means an authority or expert. Most of the time he's just trying to be funny, but he is learning, and enjoys sharing his adventures and what he learns on the Drink it How You Like it blog.
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