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Nothing says &quot;I&#39;m a trustworthy person deserving of your friendship&quot; like this awesome shirt. See, dogs know in a matter of seconds whether a relationship is going to work or not just by getting a whiff of eachothers&#39; escape hatch. For some reason humans prefer to make awkward drunken advances at each other that develop into weird, undefinable relationships that ultimately end over a Facebook argument. If we would just cut to the chase the way dogs do, we could save ourselves the hassle. Hence, this shirt.