One Sentence Reviews

Mass Effect I really wanted to give it a ten because it's pretty much the game I've always wanted, but my squadmates ran in front of me and blocked the "1" and "0" keys after I told them to stay behind cover. 9/10

Rock Band It's fantastic for people who have friends, so you and I should just rent it and complain about the single player game on internet forums. 8/10

Beowulf They should have just pressed a disc containing nothing but the cgi render of Angelina Jolie from the movie and been happy with to sell exactly as many copies as Dead Or Alive Xtreme 2. 4/10