Aaron Carter Looks Like This Now

While Justin Bieber shrewdly launches his own line of nail polish, his predecessor Aaron Carter has been reduced to posting post-workout pictures of himself on Twitter. Because there’s nothing more comforting than seeing a recovering meth addict get himself into prime fighting shape for his next arrest.

I kid! Everyone knows I like ‘em in clown make-up using rape jokes as religious allegories. It’s the natural way.