MadDrB

I think that secretly my kids get up after I have gone to bed and carefully place LEGOs in exactly right places for me to step on them. Instead of an alarm system people should just put a large sign in the front yard that says "our kids have LEGOs". Problem solved.

safyrejet

I've often wondered how it is that adults seem to step on these while the children who left them scattered never seem to have that problem...

That said, I don't remember having a problem with my parents stepping on our toys when I was growing up. I think my Mom must have been diligent about us picking them up before bedtime. But I do remember we used to dig holes in the yard and leave them overnight, but then at one point we had to go about filling them in before dark. I think my Dad must have "found" one. Whoops.

MissBehaving

I have boys that are insane for Legos. They are everywhere. In every room of the house, including bathrooms, and even in my bed. I can attest to the pain. There is pain...excruciating pain...and Lego pain!

kwyjibo73

dangerhaus

you see the circus sideshow types on AGT doing their schtick w/sword swallowing, hanging weights from eyelids, bed o nails, firewalk, walk on broken glass, blah blah blah...no walk on Lego strongman. even last season's Horse, kick him inna yarbles, was not brave enough for this.
I'd like to see Lego featured on Fear Factor (blindfolded, natch), World's Greatest Eliminations, Minute to Win it, and of course, added to the Marine's obstacle course.

chicken0102

Flat bricks were always the worst to separate. I've always had long nails, ever since I was a kid and would use those to separate the flat bricks. Many broken nails resulted, but at least those grow back unlike teeth. I didn't get my first brick separator (the other kind, not the orange kind featured at the link) until I got one with my Lego vac when I was 8. I actually didn't know what it was until about 13 years later when I met my now-hubby in college. Sad thing is I still don't know how to use one though.

mrmitch86

oh yaaay. more recycled reddit jokes. seriously shirt.woot, what happened? you went from art and design to crappy, rehashed, puns that are about aesthetically pleasing as fungal-infected toenails. stop making the world worse.

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