1 A green and gold wig 2 A pig 3 109 (Ian Bell's innings in the Ashes in the UK) 4 One run 5 "c Clarke b Agar 37" 6 Simon Kerrigan 7 False 8 Milk 9 Number of days they had held the Ashes before defeat at the Waca10 Stuart Broad

Picture round question three of 10: who wins this race?

Picture round queston two of 10: who is this?

Picture round question one of 10: who is this?

Picture round, question one Photograph: Tom Jenkins

1.01pm GMT

Round four: quotes - who said the following ...

1) "I can open the door to any football manager in the world, anyone" 2) "Do you think her dad told her when she was little: 'You're never going to be a looker, you'll never be a Sharapova, so you have to be scrappy and fight'?"3) "My wife wrote a book for children. It's like Harry Potter – but it's about football. There's no Harry Potter flying on his fucking stick – just football"4) "you have to play on the edge, but unfortunately he's gone to the edge of the cliff and jumped off it" 5) "It does look like they've got scared eyes at the moment, and the way that Trotty got out today was pretty poor and pretty weak"6) "It's just a simple flick from Dani Alves …"7) "I want to apologise to Tiger, I feel sick about it and I'm truly sorry"8) "I think I may have been misunderstood when I spoke yesterday. What I wanted to say was that people should respect the laws of other countries particularly when they are guests"9) "Truly gutted. I played my part and from what I've seen of the footage the ref made a terrible decision.. I will demand my rematch"10) "When Lance cries on Oprah later this week and she passes him a tissue, spare a thought for all of those genuine people who walked away with no reward – just shattered dreams. Each one of them is worth a 1,000 Lances"

Round three: Football

1) Atletico Madrid in Spain, Bayern Munich in Germany, Lazio in Italy … who in England?2) After another year of managerial departures, who is now the second longest-serving manager in the Premier League?3) In which tournament did Wolfsburg lift the trophy after beating Lyon in the final?4) Bradford City dispensed with their mascot, The City Gent, after he lost what?5) Who saw red after booting 17-year-old Charlie Morgan?6) What links Yeovil, Crystal Palace and Bradford City in 2013?7) Whose best result at the Confederations Cup was a 6-1 defeat?8) In May which former Chelsea striker claimed he wanted to adopt a baby rescued from a sewage pipe in China?9) Who was the first manager in English league football to be sacked in 2013?10) Who was the highest scoring Englishman in the 2012-13 Champions League?

Some Guardian Sport quiz particpants. Photograph: ITV / Rex Features

12.48pm GMT

A reminder of the rules ...

Honestly, it's not that complicated. In fact it's not complicated at all. Please pay particular attention to the bits on bold type. Specifically the bit in bold type that reads post your full set of answers in a single comment. After. All. The. Questions. Have. Been Asked.

There are five rounds of 10 questions and whoever provides the most correct answers (and is first to post them) will win. Here are the five rounds:

You will only be allowed to post your answers once. Multiple postings will be ignored and any answers posted as a reply in the threading will also be ignored. Feel free to comment throughout the quiz, but post your full set of answers in a single comment after the final round and before the 2pm deadline. Any comments posted after 2pm will not be considered for prizes.

12.41pm GMT

Go on, ask him if you can have a 'P'. Photograph: ITV / Rex Features

12.40pm GMT

Round two: The Ashes

1) What item of 'clothing' was believed to be the cause of the Walkabout wallop that David Warner gave Joe Root?2) What arrived at the Gabba dressed as a baby in a pram?3) What is the missing number in this sequence: 25, 109, _____, 74, 60, 4, 6, 113, 45, 17?4) How many runs were scored off the first delivery of the Ashes in 2013?5) The history books record Stuart Broad's knock in the second innings at Trent Bridge as "c Haddin b Pattinson 65". What should they say?6) Whose debut Test figures read 8-0-53-0?7) True or false: since the Trent Bridge Test no Australian batsman has been dismissed lbw, bowled Jimmy Anderson8) Several entire centiletres of which foodstuff was shamelessly and with malice aforethought 'borrowed' from the honest hard-working OBO writers between day one and day two at the Gabba?9) 1,577 and out: what is the significance of this number (1,577 that is) for England?10) Who is the leading wicket-taker in Test cricket in 2013?

12.32pm GMT

12.30pm GMT

Round 1: General

1) What wedged itself into the headlines in Corsica in June?2) Which three men other than Alastair Cook captained the England cricket team (long and short form) in 2013?3) Who is missing from this list: Adam Scott, Justin Rose, Phil Mickelson, ______________?4) At which racecourse did jockey Tony McCoy ride his 4,000th winner?5) Who was left bemused by a LaTonya Norton interview on US TV?6) In May who called it a day after being left behind on the rainy road to Treviso?7) Who finished bottom of the table in the Six Nations?8) 28-20, 34-2, 50-0, 62-0, 64-0, 34-2 – whose World Cup winning campaign?9) Who hit double 16 for title No16?10) What began with Run the World (Girls) and ended with Halo?

Good afternoon everybody ...

I'll begin hurling the fiendishly difficult interrogatory projectiles set by John Ashdown at 12.30pm (GMT), in the meantime, why not prepare yourself for the carnage by laughing at a nervous Scotsman having a shocker on Mastermind.

You will only be allowed to post your answers once. Multiple postings will be ignored and any answers posted as a reply in the threading will also be ignored. Feel free to comment throughout the quiz, but post your full set of answers in a single comment after the final round and before the 2pm deadline. Any comments posted after 2pm will not be considered for prizes.