Just as I predicted, now that this kid is getting fired, they're going to change the name of the show to "Two Men."Then, when Ashton Kutcher leaves, they'll change it to "One Man."And, when John Cryer kills himself, the show will be retitled to "No One."

The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.

Solty Dog:The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.

They don't??? Oh... Maybe I need to expand my social circles...

Ah, but seriously, why did the article italicize every occurrence of "I" when they quoted him?

The dance ended. School closed for the holidays. Rick Sandford got suspended for his little prank. I got into Jefferson, but I didn't go. I said screw 'em. I finally knew what it felt like to be on top of the world. I had had my moment, and then I heard my grandfather's voice say to me, "Now go have another." Maybe I will. Who knows, maybe Melissa Lefevre actually likes me. All I know is I'm still here.

Solty Dog:The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.

Do 7th Day Adventists not eat pork? I thought that was just Jews and Muslims that weren't supposed to eat swine.

SDA are vegetarian, no meat at allI grew up near Loma Linda which is a huge SDA community, had great natural food stores and, since at the time I kept kosher, it was nice to find Mexican restaurants that didn't cook in lard

The show is a very awful 'set up / knock down one-liner sitcom. Predictable cheese. But if it made enough money to make Charlie Sheen the highest paid TV actor for awhile, maybe the ex-fat / still ugly kid should shut up and rake it in for as long as he can because he's never getting another job in front of a camera again.

Do 7th Day Adventists not eat pork? I thought that was just Jews and Muslims that weren't supposed to eat swine.

SDA are vegetarian, no meat at allI grew up near Loma Linda which is a huge SDA community, had great natural food stores and, since at the time I kept kosher, it was nice to find Mexican restaurants that didn't cook in lard

that's not entirely true, I know several SDA that do eat mean, but only "clean" meat. Many of them do adopt a vegetarian lifestyle but not all of them.

Solty Dog:The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.

Do 7th Day Adventists not eat pork? I thought that was just Jews and Muslims that weren't supposed to eat swine.

SDA are vegetarian, no meat at allI grew up near Loma Linda which is a huge SDA community, had great natural food stores and, since at the time I kept kosher, it was nice to find Mexican restaurants that didn't cook in lard

that's not entirely true, I know several SDA that do eat mean, but only "clean" meat. Many of them do adopt a vegetarian lifestyle but not all of them.

Uniquely Common:that's not entirely true, I know several SDA that do eat mean, but only "clean" meat. Many of them do adopt a vegetarian lifestyle but not all of them.

For SDAs, vegetarianism is optional, but sticking to kosher is required (well, not exactly kosher, they don't give a shiat if some rabbi was there when they killed the animal). Twenty years ago, non-vegetarian SDAs were unheard of, but now it's fairly common. You'll still get run out of dodge if you bring meat to an SDA church potluck, though.

HoityToity:This is what happens when you expose a kid to 8 years of Charlie Sheen.

No kidding. I'm not really into the bible-thumping business, but seriously this is about the best of the myriad strange-to-awful outcomes that faced this child star. Look at the entire, junior cast of Diff'rent Strokes, for god's sake! Furthermore, I know at least two completely-white folks that started going to an all-black gospel church around that age and they turned out fine: no homophobia, no Chick tracts, no campaigning for Rick Santorum (all involved were Penn State alumni).

aagrajag:I'd be amused to find that actively bad-mouthing his show might violate his contract.

As long as he didn't specifically call out Chuck Lorre for being Satan or a filthy Jew like (IIRC) Charlie Sheen did, he should be fine.

SkylineRecords:Look, if God is telling us to stop watching Two and a Half Men, I'm finally ready to believe.

Since I already don't watch it, do I still get soul points for following his divine plan? I might need them after raising my short-fused middle daughter.

Solty Dog:The kid is right. The show is just one big sexual innuendo. I find nothing wrong with dialogue about sex, but it shouldn't penetrate every aspect of the show. Normal people do not talk about sex all the time.