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A week ago, Banksy set up a stall on a street in New York and sold his art for around $50 a pop. In seven hours, he had three customers. Now two clever (and opportunist) artists have gone one better. Dave Cicirelli and Lance Pilgrim set up a stall on the same spot as Banksy, selling copies of his work. The copies were clearly labelled 'Fake Banksy' and came with a Certificate of Inauthenticity. The stall sold out in one hour.

Have we already seen goal of the season? Jack Wilshire's 'tiki-taka' wonder against Norwich on Saturday looked unbeatable, until Pajtim Kasami went all Marco Van Basten-esque last night against Crystal Palace. And that's not to mention the goings on in the Bus Eireann Women's National League of Ireland...

3. Now we are five

David Sedaris is one of those unique writers who can combine wit and pathos. His spoken contributions to This American Life are slowly going down in internet folklore, but his essays for Esquire and The New Yorker are just as impressive. Sedaris's latest piece is a wonderful (and deceptively brief) retrospective on his sister, who committed suicide earlier this year.

4. Zip it

Today's prize for First World Problem Solver goes to sports clothing company Under Armour, which has created a one-handed magnetic zipper. So now you can zip up your coat while giving yourself a one-handed clap.

Dahlia Lithwick, a fortysomething mum, wears her son's Lynx (or Axe, if you want to be all American about it) body spray for a week. Aside from feeling momentarily liberated after "decades of smelling like a flower or a fruit", Lithwick's is mainly interested in the adverse effect her experiment had on her son...