American Dream 2013: Pick Your Parents, Turn In A Killer, Win The Lottery or Break The Bank At Vegas

Who says the American dream is dead?

It's still easily reachable for one and all! Simply hit the lottery, win big in Vegas or help the cops track down a crazed killer and you're in the green. Or, plan ahead by picking your parents from the get-go!

How hard can that be?

I hate it when people say the American Dream is dead when there are at least four equal-opportunity avenues sitting out there, just waiting for people to pull themselves up by their boot straps and get with the program.