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I’ve been slaving away on this puppy (pun very much intended) for a few months now, believe it or not! Despite the thumbnail and title, the newest Future Boyfriends short I directed and co-wrote is surprisingly insane. Check it out!

It also stars my actual dog Coco, who is a beautiful princess that escaped into our dimension from an incomprehensible cosmic tesseract. And the great Tom Goulet.

Here is the first of eight episodes of Future Boyfriends’ new comedy series, Goodnight John, with each episode centering around one of John’s crazy “hypotheticals”. This is one of those things where you will know if you like it right away. Enjoy “Third Base”.

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You know those stupid conversations you have at sleepovers? Yeah, this is a comedy series about that.

What is Goodnight John?

Goodnight John is the newest addition to the stable of Future Boyfriends comedy series. It follows the titular John and his aggravated roommate Alex every night, right before they go to sleep. The dynamic is kind of like Jake and Amir, but right before bed. You’re going to like it.

Goodnight John Promo for Future Boyfriends

After finishing the release of the John and Kyle Do Everything movie, I received a call from John about a script he wrote– a pilot for a potential new web series. I read it and laughed out loud, repeatedly, like a fool. I knew immediately that we had to make this new idea into a reality.

That pilot script has not changed a word. After defining the scope and idea for the series, we wrote an additional seven episodes for a full season of the show, and John got to work with production out in Los Angeles. Our aim is to make shorter, more digestible content than we previously did with the John and Kyle web series, with the added benefit of easy production (it all takes place in a bedroom!). Maybe we can make more in the future. Who knows.

In the mean time, watch the teaser attached to this post, and look out for the first episode next Monday. There’s seven more where that came from.

Pop culture has used this theory in all sorts of stories– that’s because there are more than one multiverse theory. You can say there are multi multiverse theories. And statistically speaking, some very well could be true.

Watch this week’s host struggle his way through this topic, and maybe expand your mind too while you’re at it.

Pictured: your brain on drugs.

Some select feedback from the Reddit thread:

“Idk about you but he blew my mind while making me laugh. Good enough for me”

“These guys are going places”

“I can’t unsee him as Michael Cera…”

One more, if those last three testimonials didn’t sway you:

“daaaamn”

There you have it. If that last one didn’t convince you, I don’t know what will.

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There is a higher chance that we live in a computer simulation than not. Wrap your head around that one. Now smoke a bowl, and try to explain that on camera. Welcome to High Science.

What is High Science?

High Science is a comedy web series where a weekly “Scientist” guest smokes up and attempts to explain complicated scientific concepts. Done in the style of the crappy VHS videos we were all shown in High School, each episode’s Bill Nye-type host attempts to explain concepts like evolution, the infinitely expanding universe, and how airplanes work.

In case you missed our announcement yesterday, we’re launching a comedy network / website called FUTURE BOYFRIENDS! Now let’s talk about our first new web series: HIGH SCIENCE.

We smoke people up and then have them attempt to explain mind-blowing science concepts like “What is the Universe Expanding Into?” and Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. Picture if Bill Nye was high. Yeah, it’s that. Except the hilarious Sydney Morin is hosting.

WE PREMIERE ON DECEMBER 1ST. New content EVERY WEEK from Future Boyfriends. This one is really good. LOVE YOU <333

High Science Announcement Promo on Future Boyfriends

After witnessing the explosive success of Drunk History, I felt that there was a large population left untapped, and like all great ideas, I came up with this one in the shower. I pitched it to John immediately, and tried to get it out as quick as possible, before someone could take it. I just had a feeling. Maybe I was just paranoid.

Check out the show’s page on Future Boyfriends while you wait for our release in a couple of weeks. I’m very excited about this one!

EDIT: I have embeded the first episode of High Science below! Give it a watch.

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Check it out! After several weeks of toiling away in the darkness, our comedy network Future Boyfriends is finally here!

What is Future Boyfriends?

Let me tell you.

After finishing and releasing all of our existing John and Kyle Do Everything content, John and I were presented with a problem: if we were to continue making content, where would we put it? Would we have to abandon our established social media reach and create new accounts? Or was there another solution?

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! Wondering where we’ve been since the movie / what we’ve been teasing for months? We’re launching a comedy network! We are FUTURE BOYFRIENDS. This means new comedy sketches and shorts, comedy articles, and not one but TWO NEW WEB SERIES!

We will be releasing new comedy videos and articles EVERY WEEK. There’s new stuff up now for you to check out. We’re announcing our FIRST NEW WEB SERIES tomorrow, and it premieres two weeks from now! We will also be rebranding all of our social media for Future Boyfriends shortly. How cool is this??

We could not be more stoked for this next step in our careers. Launching a comedy network based in both New York and LA is crazy, but love can overcome any obstacle. Now we get to make even more awesome stuff and you are going to have a god damn blast.

Thank you for sticking with us! Your life is about to get a lot better. Check out the site and our hilarious new stuff. We love you <33333

– J&K

Your Future Boyfriends, John Horan & Kyle Vorbach

I pitched the idea to John this past summer, and after batting ideas back and forth, from content ideas to features to the name itself, we finally settled on the website that I am proud to present to you now.

Click the logo below to visit the site, and stay tuned for more details!

And here we are. The last video we have from John and Kyle. This series has been a part of my life for the past two years. Working on it has helped define my goals and prepared me for all there is to come. Also, we tell a lot of funny jokes about penises.

Don’t get me wrong: this video is hilarious. But it also shows all the fun we had making the movie (and expertly excludes all the irritating, stressful times that also definitely happened). The movie shows the final product, but the blooper reel shows the experience I took away from it. Again, there are some seriously funny jokes about penises in this video.

Hopefully someday there will be more to come. For now though, enjoy the movie, and enjoy this. John and Kyle signing off.

The general rule in filmmaking is that the script-page to film-minute ratio is generally 1:1. So here’s a pro tip: don’t write a 40 page script and try to cram it into a 30 page movie unless you are DAMN SURE that you can do it.

We shot John and Kyle Do Everything: The Movie with the intention of maintaining a breakneck pace throughout, and even with completely removing some scenes and trimming everything as short as humanly possible, the film just BARELY squeezed into 30 minutes.

That being said, we were left with some killer extra content in the form of a hilarious six-minute long deleted scenes video. Six minutes. That is one fifth of the movie that was left on the cutting room floor. How nuts is that?

Needless to say, if you haven’t seen the movie, please DO SO before you watch this. Don’t be silly.

We have one video left for you! Be sure to check out the crazy bloopers reel next week!