What to do:
- Take the original lyrics and remake them in a Carnage Blender theme in such a way that they actually can be sung in the same way as the muppet song.
- Be original and be creative!
- But: Most important, have fun!

Shade, Bast and bartjan will be judging these entries on 3 points:
1: correctness of singing, (if the lyrics fit the same singing speed)
2: originality and creativity
3: pure laughs

perhaps I could even persuade bartjan to even make a poll for this so the public can also vote. ;)

Note: you may put in multiple entries, but cannot win more than 1 prize.

These are the original lyrics:

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...

It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.

Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!

It's time to be a warrior,
It's time to be a mage,
It's time to be an enchanter and cast some spells tonight!

It's time to put on armor,
It's time to grab a sword,
It's time to start the battle and shed some blood tonight!

Why do we always come here,
when every day's the same?
There aren't even pictures,
what a crappy game!

And now let's click for hours,
Just sit and click for hours,
It's time to click for hours,
On the most change-ational, inter-national, stratagational,
Text-based-ational
This is what we call the CB Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet, and is then hit by an axe, an arrow, and a fireball)

It's time for slaying 'chanters,
It's time for tanks to fight
It's time to /ignore the muppets in the CB chat tonight!

It's time to brand on tattoos,
It's time to strap our shields on tight
It's time to feel the burnin' in the carnage room tonight!

Why do we always come here
This text is black and slow
It's kinda like a torture
Now I can't camp for ElBows!

And now let's get things started!
Why don't you feel how hard it is?
It's time to feel retarded
On the most invitational, time-dump-sational, conversational
destructational
This is what we call the Carnage show!!!!

(Oddbird tweets a song, then deftly dodges the horde of thrown tulwars)

It's time to be a loaner,
It's time to be a vet,
It's time to forge some armor in an econ clan tonight!

It's time to bash the NUB,
It's time to snipe the stores,
It's time to blow USD on some CB here tonight!

Why do we even try now,
when only NUBs will reach the top?
If I hear even one more word 'bout it,
I think my head will pop!

So now just sit and click here,
for some reason you just can't leave,
get used to wasting your life,
On the most irrational, inter-national, competetive-ational
supercalifragilisticexpalidacional
This is the Carnage Showwww!

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, John Dillinger!

It's time to play the Blender
It's time to fight the fights
It's time to beat the Muppets through the Carnage Floor tonight!

It's time to put on armor
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise your MPB on the Carnage Show tonight!

My crew will always come here
But why, we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To try to use a ROE

And now let's make it harder!
(others) Let's make that guy a martyr...
This rhyme is just the start of it!
On the despirational exploitational addictational strategational
This is what we call the Carnage Show!

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