This is a little infographic showing some of the things that happen on the internet every sixty seconds. As you can see, it's a lot. Mostly garbo. No word on the number of boner pill emails, but I get at least a couple myself (and save them!). Plus at least one Facebook friend request of somebody from my past that I don't care about, but will accept only to verify time has treated them as poorly as I imagined it would. OMG -- you gotta check out this chick I used to go to high school with! "You went to high school with Gollum?!" Yeaaaaaaaaah I think she's into meth. Now close the page quick before I get depressed.