Brown: You know, Kamala, somebody's going to have to run for Attorney General after you get elected governor.

Newsom [mumbling]: Motherfuu...[garbled]...sonofabi....[garbled]

Brown: Sonya was telling me just the other day she wanted to get into more public service. She's loving being on the Immigrant Rights Committee. Think you'd want to do an early endorsement?

Harris: I'll have to, um, get back to you on that one.

Quan: Willie, what do you think about naming the other half of the bridge after somebody from the East Bay? Another elected official maybe? Somebody who broke some gender barriers?

Brown: I think it's a wonderful idea.

Quan: You do?

Brown: Ed, write this note down for me. Call Darrell Steinberg. Ask him to the name east span for Barbara Lee.

[Ed Lee furiously scribbles notes.]

Newsom [points to the water]: I think I see somebody swimming down there.

Brown: Where? Oh I see him too. Is that—?

Lee: No, it can't be.

Newsom: I think it is.

Brown: It is. It is Aaron Peskin.

Newsom: What's he doing? What's in his hands?

Brown: It looks like a power drill.

Lee: Why would he be swimming with a power drill?

Harris: Oh no. He can't be.

Brown: Oh he is.

Newsom: You're joking.

Brown: No chance. He's definitely drilling holes into the bridge.

Harris: That's what it looks like to me.

[A loud cracking sound is heard. The bridge sways dangerously.]

Brown: Oh no! We're too high up! If this bridge goes—

Newsom: I can't swim. My hairgel weighs me down too much.

[The bridge sways again, closer to collapsing.]

Brown: This is it. We're all headed to the big City Hall in the sky. [Looking at Harris] If anybody wanted to declare their undying but secret love for me, now would probably be the right time.

Harris: Nope.

Brown: Sonya?

Molodetskaya: [Making out with Newsom; doesn't notice.]

Brown: I've wasted my life.

Lee: I'll always love you, Willie!

[Peskin drills another hole into the bridge. As he does, the structure trembles violently, and then begins to collapse. The roadway gives out, and Brown and the others fall into the water with a giant splash.]