"THE THANKSGIVING SONG" / Adam SandlerTranscribed by Noah Rollins, ornoah@grove.ufl.eduLove to eat turkeyLove to eat turkeyLove to eat turkey'Cause it's goodLove to east turkeyLike a good boy should'Cause it's turkey to eatSo goodTurkey for meTurkey for youLet's eat the turkeyin my big brown shoeLove to eat the turkeyAt the tableI once saw a movieWith Betty GrableEat that turkeyAll night longFifty million Elvis fansCan't be wrongTurkey turkey doo andTurkey turkeydapI eat that turkey Then I take a napThanksgiving is a special nightJimmy Walker used to say DynomiteThat's rightTurkey with gravy and cranberryCan't believe the Mets traded Darryl StrawberryTurkey for you andTurkey for meCan't believe TysonGave that girl V.D.White meat, dark meatYou just can't loseI fell off my mopedAnd I got a bruiseTurkey in the ovenAnd the buns in the toasterI'll never take downMy Cheryl Tiegs posterWrap the turkey upIn aluminum foilMy brother like to masturbateWith baby oilTurkey and sweet potato pieSammy Davis Jr.Only had one eyeTurkey for the girls andTurkey for the boysMy favorite kind of pantAre corduriysGobble gobble goo andGobble gobble gickelI wish turkeyOnly cost a nickelOh I love turkey on Thanksgiving