Angelina, you used to be so f-ing hot… and you aren’t anymore because you are way too thin. Get up to how you were on Pushing Tin. Seriously. That scene is etched into my brain forever. You know the one…

I think the closest we’ll ever get to SJP admitting she looks like a horse is actually 1994’s Ed Wood where she asks, “Do I really have a face like a horse?” True story:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceCR3Rw7zkc