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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Fur FURFOLKS EYES ONLY....#3

***** See Bottom Note about this pic.NOW THEN... back to my mission ... Puttin Peeps in their Place... With the Flashy Beast...

OKAY... You will just NEVER believe this one... Like 11 or 12 years ago... BF (Before Frankie) my mom went up to CANADA and had Lasik Surgery so she WOULDN'T HAVE TO WEAR GLASSES. Now let me REPEAT THAT... so that she WOULD NOT have to wear glasses.

SOOOOOOOO, she NOW has glasses.... EVERYWHERE!! I am NOT kidding... they are EVERYWHERE!!! (JUST ASK SARGE... HE WILL TELL YOU THAT I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH)... SHE has glasses in and on : her purse, Jennifer's glove box, the top of the coffee maker, hanging on the LAMP SHADE in the TV Room, on the headboard of the bed, on the computer table, on the FRONT porch and on the SUN porch, and even in a bag that hangs from my walkin buggy thingy. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! SOOOOOO what was up with her havin that surgery thingy??? NUTS... my mom is NUTS!!! Need Proof?? THESE are just the Ones that I can REACH...

NOW.... just to let you know that I (Frankie Furter) :1. Know no Fear2. Never Lie to you3. Am totally confident that a.) using the magic Blogger thingys FUR EYES ONLY... thingy Really Works. b.) my mom and dad LOVE me and c.) they have a goooooood sense of humor4. And... I have a few snacks HIDDEN... Just in Case.

Soooooo all that being said... Remember when I showed you the pic of my dad's suspenders?? Remember what I said about when he Doesn't have them on?? Total Crack Up??? WELL, here is a pic I got of him THIS MORNING. And YES, he DOES have a Gun in his Right hand and shells in his Left. REDNECK... My dad is a TOTAL REDNECK. BUTT, you will also remember that OL' Sure Shot.. did WIN that Cool Bird BATH..

OK... I have put this off as L O N G as I (Fearless Frankie Furter) Can..

TA DA TAAA DAAAAA... Drum Roll PLEASE (SARGE)..

MY DAD... the CRACK UP!!!!

NOW.... you all just TRY to top THIS M-BAREASS-ING MOMENT !!!******

Now as you "CAN" see by the jars of green beans... this is about to become the BUSY time of My year... Stuffs is starting to come out of the garden.. and it comes at ITS OWN PACE. Sooooo, if I am not around now and then... it will be beclaws I am gonna be busy PICKIN And PEELIN and Cuttin and Washin and Choppin JUICING and Freezing and CANning all of the PRODUCE from MY garden. OKAY??? This will go on fur the next TWO months (I HOPE).

Oh, what a cracked post you have today. BOL We want you to know that our Mom is canning as well. She said to tell you she has 15 qts of Green Beans canned already. Tomatoes are starting to turn so look out juicer. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Hey Frankie!Wow, HOLY BLAZING BUTT CRACKS BATMAN! This is too incredibly funny! I can pawsonally vouch for every bit of this. Love ya, Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs, but it's all true!! BWAR HAR HAR I've seen all of this. Those little cheater readers are everywhere. My mom did the exact same thingy with her eyes and she has several laying around too, but not as many as Mamaw. Papaw Pantslegs looks even funnier when I pull on his pantslegs without those suspenders...trust me on that one!BOL BOL BOL Frankie, you're a braver man than I Gunga Din!!Grr and a Hysterical Woof,Sarge, COP

FrankWe hope you don't take after your dad. Mom taught us to say NO to crack.Love yaRuby & PennyPees - mom has cheaters all over the house too. Did your mom by QVC's todays special value a few days ago. Our mom did.

OMD!!! My mom and I just fell off our chair - literally right off the chair laughing! I don't think anyone could beat this picture.

My mom is in need of a trip to the groomer for some fur dye and I was thinking of taking a picture of her dark fur roots, but after this picture I think I should just give up as nothing could top this!!!

Talkin' about seein'. My mum had lasik too on both eyes about 8 years ago now. She has EXCELLENT vision for seeing general (20/20) but was told the lasik would not prevent age related readin' problems when she hit her 40's. She also has magnifyin' glasses - but not as many as your mom, but she can never find em' when she wants em' ..... BOL....she can often be seen holdin' jars in the supermarket at arms length so she can focus on the nutritional info!

Good thing the FUR EYES ONLY feature is working or you might be in big trouble! Good to know you have a stash of treats hidden away just in case, BUTT (oh we crack ourselves up!) if you need us to send emergency supplies, just email us :)

Make sure your Mom has on a pair of those glasses when she's canning - wouldn't want her canning the wrong things!