I’m paid to tell elaborate lies.

So who’s seen the trailer for Mel Gibson’s apocalypto then? Not a lot of dialogue is there? Is he trying to hide the fact that it is in Mayan? And if you’ve seen the trailer did you spot Mel himself in it?

Cause I watched it and didn’t, if I hadn’t known he was there I would have just gone “meh”, but I knew, so went back, slowed it down and bam! there he was, gurning like a lunatic.