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Yeah I tried to make one for my bird cos she's out of the country at the moment. But it went disastrously wrong haha. You only get like 2 mins to mix the mold shit and put it in the tube then poke your dick in, by the time I did all that my dick was on the flop haha. I just stuffed it in and hoped for the best

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Yeah that was pretty much what I was doing, but it was hard trying to mix this cement stuff and focus on the porn without making a huge mess. Harder than you'd think anyway. I'm gonna try it again with a cock ring or something.

And lucky8 you can get them off the internet mate. Search for "Clone-a-willy" that was the one i used. They do allsorts, vibrators, soap, chocolate dicks, candles. Haha I sound like an advert.

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I'm sure it is very difficult to do all of that at the same time. Would it be better if you had her help you next time?

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Yes miss I think that would be a lot easier and a lot more fun haha. But I really wanted to surprise her, tie a red ribbon around it (her favourite colour) and post it to her. I'm going to try one more time though, I think it'll be much easier this time if I know what I'm doing and where I went wrong last time. I'll put up the results when it's finished.

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...there was a book called WORKING STIFF by some British guy named Grant Stoddard-- who got a job writing a sex column. He had no experience, and just winged it. He did it to keep his green card is the USA.

His last job on the paper was to clone his own willy and have a woman use it as a strap on so he could recollect for the reader what it was like "to fuck himself".

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...there was a book called WORKING STIFF by some British guy named Grant Stoddard-- who got a job writing a sex column. He had no experience, and just winged it. He did it to keep his green card is the USA.

His last job on the paper was to clone his own willy and have a woman use it as a strap on so he could recollect for the reader what it was like "to fuck himself".

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Ahahaha, wow, I don't know about that. Although I did put it in my mouth to see what that was like, and I gotta say, harder than it looks from up there.

Ah yes, the infamous Clone-a-willy efforts that go wrong. I too gave it a shot. They suggest it is done with the hrlp of a partner, but I tried to make mine alone. In 90 seconds, you gotta get the right temp water, mix it, shove the crap down the plastic tube, AND keep your unit up totally hard and ready to cram into the warm oatmeal-like goo. Expect it to overflow all over the floor next. Biggest issue is the water temp; it must be exactly as directed or the goo ends up all lumpy and leaves tiny bumps and holes in the mold. Then when you dump in the latex rubber mixture, it hardens with knobs, bumbs and a sandpaper like texture that definately did not match my smooth cock at all. You can see why it takes two to do. One mixes goo and checks the temp, the other one is busy 'fluffin' up your cock to perfect full throttle form before you thrust it in the pasty goo tube. Good luck.

finally found the one I made years ago before my hernia surgery. You can see the cock ring also got in the mold goop too. Also used the same mold right after, to 'plastercast' my dick too. Compare views to see if plaster, latex and real thing look the same.

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I know what I did wrong before, so I know how to get it right this time (I ordered another one). Use a smaller bowl and a funnel to get it in the tube, most of my mould stuff ended up on my carpet Also I accidentally squeezed the tube it made a suction sort of. When I pulled my dick it the top half of the mould split, so when I added the rubber it went all over the wrong side of the mould. I'm certain I'll get it right this time (and won't do it over the carpet!)

The first kit they sent was messed up, but I managed to save the latex mix goo, and used it later mixed with some green glowing chemicals I had here to make a spooky green and flesh colored glowing thing. Too bad it was the knobby and misshaped one though. Here's a side by side of the successful kit. I don't know how you could get some big veins to form when making the mold. Gotta hold a totally pumped up dick for like 5 minutes without any motion, and that sure isn't natural.

Yeah, they ask if you need the XL size tube and goo supply, but I'm only about 6, so just got the regular. It's like a 10 inch tube so I figured it was good enough. They figure when you insert that small vibrator it will make up for the rest, but yeah, I could have used more goo. The tube is about 2 and a half inches thick, (62mm) and could be wider to be sure yer' dick isn't smashed up against the side. that leaves weird blank spots on the rubber dildo later. Yeah, doing it alone is a mess for sure. Was making it as a surprise for a girl who was headed off to school.