NEWZ: Doc Brown Ventura vs. The US Government, Part Million (Electric Boogillion)

“NOW WAITAMINNIT MCMAHON! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT OUR GOVERNMENT HAS OUR BEST INTERESTS IN MIND, AND WE SHOULD KEEP PONYING UP?! HAH! THEY WON’T DO ANYTHING TO PROTECT THEIR CITIZENS, BUT I’LL BET THEY KEEP HULK HOGAN’S PALM GREASED! THAT’S RIGHT, THE IMMORTAL PUKESTER, CHUMP HOGAN, AND HIS CORRUPT BUDDIES LIKE JACK TUNNEY ARE GETTING FAT OFF OUR SWEAT! WELL, HOGAN, WE’LL SEE HOW YOU HANDLE BIG BOSSMAN INSIDE THE CAGE TONIGHT! THAT’S *REAL* JUSTICE, WITHOUT INTERVENTION FROM THE GLADHANDING SUITS! WHADDYA THINK OF *THAT*, MCMAHON?!”

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Technically the government shut down all “nonessential” services. Also how does a pro wrestler and politician not realize how important image is. I can’t take a word he says seriously with that haircut.