Friday, February 24, 2012

Formerly Floofy Friday

Kitties!

Nekkid Tiny Johnson here, and I have something shocking to tell you:

I like being nood!

That's right, I don't miss all my floof in the least. I can roll around all I want and nothing sticks in my coat, and when I get a scratching it really feels good! Mommy says my hide feels like hot velvet.

Noodity is so freeing.

No more endless licking, grooming, furballs, and mats.

No more beige tummy fur!

I have so much more time to watch out for my favorite snack, The Baby.

Who knew that nekkidness was so time-efficient?

Mommy has been threatening to shave me for the last couple of months, she even borrowed a set of clippers from a friend and gave it a go on my ginormously generous pantaloons--no dice. I was getting poopy cling-ons all the time, and my flanks and chest were so matted underneath that I had to bite Mommy every time she tried to comb them. And then there was the "beige issue"--I couldn't get my white parts white, no matter how much I washed.

Mommy asked about grooming at the Evil Vet's, and she wasn't happy with the price, the fact they wanted to knock me out, and that I had to have all sorts of vaccinations beforehand. She considered taking me to a groomer, but then she got to thinking (dangerous, I know) that KonaKitty has grooming issues too, and Maui is a disheveled mess and is too antsy to stay still for a combing. Which meant toting three of us to a grooming salon, not fun for anybody involved.

There had to be a better way.

At least, better for Mommy.

And there was! Mommy had seen the Dirty Dog vans in the neighborhood before, and she filed the dastardly information away for further nefarious use. As you can see, she called and we got groomed--KonaKitty also got some shaving on her hinders but she's too much of a lady to show y'all. Maui is incredibly soft with neat, organized furs, and check THIS out:

I can use the box without getting sand (et cetera) in my pants!

Daddy can't get over how sleek I am.

Side by side with Sylvester, he's actually bigger than me, so much for me being the fat cat, heh heh.

59 comments:

We must confess, TJ, old boy, that after the initial shock (and emergency dash to the litter tray/peemail over the curtains) we snuck back and looked at your nakedness in more detail yesterday. Äiti was very impressed by the closeness and neatness of your shave, and how your mane had been left so tidily. We were impressed by your body language and the magnificently strong way you held your self - definitely baring all with pride. And we are now not even outraged by the fact your humans take a photo of your intimate sandbox moment as we can see it is for educational purposes! BUT we don't want Äiti getting any ideas - we are furry and coping well without shaving, thank you very much! And if you can forgive your Mom then I am sure we can. And we hope all you guys - and girlcats - drop on by for our party. We have hit the thousandth post mark so it's time for a very big nipfest to celebrate. And you never know, you might like the sauna now you are naked!

Tiny, efurrybody here is all agog at the beautiful color that your furs were hiding! Mind you, we haf no wish to be an exhibitionist such as yourself, but we can tell it has set you free. Enjoy your nekkidness! Peace out, dood.

You are very sleek! And good for your mum. I don't think Gemini would hold still for a groomer with a clippers. I think she would have to be knocked out the way she fights. But I bet, like you, she would like it when she was done!

So you're a.. *gasp* Nudest? oh we're in shock over here. A shaved Tiny Johnson is one thing, but loving it and being one of those naked all the time and loving it people... that's something totally different! We had one of those in my neighborhood, and when anyone was around he wore red mesh undies (with a solid patch in the front) so if we see you in red speedo stuff.. we're gonna totally freak out! After we gawk that is, but then freak out! MOL!Psst, you do look comfy and free.. but so naked! hee hee!Psssst, of course we still love you!! you's gorgeous!

We are very impressed with how neat and beautiful you look. You also look really cool and comfortable. The only one in our house who gets nekkid is Totoro and he likes it as it is very hot in Singapore.

I have an aunt kitty that gets a yearly shave. She LOVES to get pettings afterwards cause she can feel them better than when she has her long fur. She is a tuxie, but when she's shaved she has cow spots and tabby stripes. My grandpa calls her a heinz 57 mix.

Mommy has a client that LOVES being in the nude too. And she's a girl! The weather here is SO hot and humid, and her fur is very very thick so she won't play and is irritable until she gets a shave (every 3 months).We're so happy you love your new look coz WE do! Err...you could try a lion's tail to go with the lion mane next time. :)

Oh my, nudity looks good on you. We are especially impressed by the moon boots. Our mommy is talking about a lion cut for Miss Cindi Lou and after seeing how yours turned out we think it's a great idea.

Our friend Patches loves his lion cuts. He get awful mats with his long fine fur. The mats pull his skin when they get big and thats no way to live. That hurts!!!He is the dreamiest softest kitty when he's shaved. Mom went over the day after once and she couldn't stop stroking him.

Oh TJ...you are absolutely THE handsomest boy there! And you look like velvet besides feeling like velvet. Is Maui going to take the plunge? I have medium furs so I probably will be able to stay f=dressed and not nood but my sisfur dmiral, man, mom had to keep after the mats constantly and periodically she had her tummy shaved. Since it was all curls, mom hated to see those go but curls make for mats.

I am with Puna; at first I was all OMC! But now, it's more like OH_LA_LA! You is quite sexie in your velvety undercoats and now that you are all dried off and your maine is floofed out you look more more in perportion. Pretty boy!

Julie went to a kitty groomer at the beginning of the year and they loved her! She BEHAVED and didn't bite anyone. They did a great job - they washed her, removed her mats and gave her a "sani-clip" so there's no more dingleberries. Professionals do know what they are doing.

Scouty, you didn't get the treatment did you? They are just tenderizing for the stew!