10 Things Beyoncé's New Nail Art Really Means

Because we all know "J+B" doesn't stand for Jay and Bey anymore :( :(

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By
Alex Rees

Aug 01, 2014

In her continued quest to refute all those rumors that her marriage to Jay Z is on the rocks via the social media updates alone, Beyoncé recently shared a photo of some happy, smiley, no-problems-here, coupled-up nail art. Her manicure says "J+B," you see, so everything is happy in the Knowles-Carter household:

Via beyonce.com

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Now, Beyoncé clearly wants us all to that this is a Jay + Bey shoutout, right? But what if it's not? Here's a half-baked list of other possibilities, because if there's one thing I love, it's a crackpot Queen B conspiracy theory:

1. "Jelly + Bananas," because Beyoncé needs to pick up some ingredients for Blue Ivy's favorite sandwiches. (She bought an extra-large jar of peanut butter last time she was at Costco, so they're fine for that.)

2. "Jen + Brad," in case, in these sad times, she's mourning another ~*PERFECT celebrity couple who just couldn't stick it out. I'm not saying this makes Rihanna Angelina Jolie, but I'm not saying it doesn't either.

5."Jaime + Brienne." Sure, it's the off-season and everyone is mostly worried about what's going on with Arianne Martell, but Queen B ships the crucial Game of Thrones romances. She still loves Cersei too, though, don't worry.

6. "Jack Daniels + Black Cherry Coke." B's drink order of choice — she doesn't even have to ask for it in a bar with this manicure, just wave her hand all sassy like in the "Single Ladies" dance. Ugh, maybe this is a bad time to bring up the "Single Ladies" dance though?