Then there was this man who opened the fridge and said "Oops sorry" and closed the fridge. He had seen the SALAD DRESSING

A priest moved to the town of Pentonvilli . It was a Monday and wrote some letters to his friends and went out to find the post office since he had moved to this new place on Saturday and had not been around town yet.

He noticed a young boy playing in the street and said 'Hey young boy. Whats your name" The boy politely replied "My names Robert"

Priest: "Robert can you tell me the way to the post office "

Robert: "Oh, you turn left at the junction and first turn right"

Priest: "How come I did not see you at church on Sunday"

Robert: " I don’t go to the church"

Priest: "You should come regurlary and I will teach you the way to God"

To which Robert replied: "You don’t know your way to the post office, how will you teach me the way to God"