This Super Bowl Ad Was Too NSFW to Make It to Air

PETA tactfully reminds you that, if you eat meat, you will have crappy sex and die. That's more or less the thrust of this commercial that was allegedly too NSFW to air during the Super Bowl. In the ad, one man, a filthy carnivore, has some rather dull, short-lived sex with a woman. Another man, an herbivore, has what appears to be comparatively better sex. As a direct result of his lackluster sex, the meat-eater gets hit by a falling air conditioner and dies. Because science. Thankfully, they elaborate on the plot here in a pun-filled explanation that will leave you groaning and hungry for bacon:

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Makes sense. Turns out PETA does this every year, because if you google "PETA Super Bowl commercial," you'll probably get banned from your work's wifi.

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