Photoshop Handsome Guitar Chords
Photoshop Handsome written and performed by Everything Everything
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This transcription Alex Watson 2011-03-07
(Guitar chords only - piano chords transpose up 4 semitones)
Capo on 4th fret -Tuning G# F# C# B D# G#
Play plain A B and C barre
G6/D bass A9/F# bass Fmaj7/C bass
1 o|-|-|-|-|-| o|-|-|-|-|-| o|-|-|-|-|-|
2 |-|-|x|-|-| o|-|-|-|-|-| |x|-|-|-|-|
3 |-|-|-|x|-| |-|x|-|-|-| |-|x|-|-|-|
4 |-|-|-|-|x| |-|x|-|-|-| |-|-|x|-|-|
5 |-|-|-|-|x| o|-|-|-|-|-| |-|-|x|-|-|
6 |-|-|-|-|-| |-|x|-|-|-| |-|-|-|-|-|
Intro G6/DEA9/F#
Verse 1 (first half drum/bass only):
GEF#
I will gain an extra life etc. to:
GEFmaj7/C
Like a television set/Gangrene knuckle announced so audibly!
G6/DEA9/F#
I will boost my attention span etc. to
Chorus 1:
AG#mFmaj7/CG6/DF#m
1 Airbrush! What've you done with my father? Why does he look like a carving?
2 And Ah-Ah-Ah! Who did your Photoshop handsome? You ready for reincarnation?
BCB
1 How do I live in the present? Can I make my own density?
2 Gotta come back as something organic, Or come back as something else!
Intro Riff as before
G6/DEA9/F#
Just come back as something else!
More dollar! Less scholar! Less time!
Verse 2
My teeth dazzle etc. (as Verse 1 with full chords) to:
G6/DEA9/F# (no chord)
I have skin like a waxen peel, and a face that I can never feel but
Chorus 2
AG#Fmaj7/C
Airbrush! What have you done with my landscape etc. to:
G6/DF#mBC
You ready for reincarnation? Gotta come back as something less frantic
BDF (no chord)
You gotta banish that army of panic Gotta come back as something organic,
(no chord)
Just come back as something organic, etc.
Intro Riff as before
G6/DEA9/F#
I will gain an extra life (repeat)
Fmaj7/C x3, ||: AG#mFmaj7/CG6/DF#mCBC :||(1st chorus chords) x2
(1st chorus again) Airbrush! etc. to:
BAmaj7 (ring)
Or come back as something else

I play the bass note (on the low E string) with my thumb curled over the top of the fretboard, the 2s on the D and G with my first and middle fingers (respectively) and then the 4 on the high E string with my pinky (little finger).

Yeh it is a bit of a stretch but I have big hands so I can deal with it ok - it might be a problem if you have smaller hands than me :P