Sunday, September 6, 2015

FAAAI to invite WPI tracking body to its next meeting

This is a satirical piece which was published in My Faking News on August 24,2015

The first FAAAI (Fat and Ageing Auntys’ Association of India)
meeting ended yesterday on a very positive note. The members of the
association were seen leaving the venue in upmarket South Delhi in a
very happy and notably cheerful mood.

The reason for the positivity is that the two day conclave ended with
the passing of the resolution that FAAAI would invite the same body to
check its members weight and record their age as the one that keeps
track of the WPI ( Wholesale Price Index).

The president of FAAAI told this reporter that the association was
formed with the primary purpose of making middle aged women feel happy
about themselves. It is par for the course that what will keep the
members really thrilled is an index that shows their weight and age
going in the negative rather than inching north.

“I read in the newspapers that deflationary trends continued for the
ninth month in a row in July 2015 with wholesale inflation plunging to a
historic low, in fact plunging into (-) and that this may prompt RBI to
cut interest rate ahead of the September 29 policy meet”, a beaming
president stated. “That was my Eureka moment. I realized that if someone
out there was still able to show a whole country that the WPI is going
into negative then he/she would certainly be able to convince the ladies
at FAAAI that their weight is going down and that they have slipped
into reverse ageing”, added the president.

One of the founder members, who was lurking on the sidelines,
twittered that the WPI measuring body had proved its mettle by releasing
mind fuddling stats and data to fox the poor Indian consumer. The
gullible and eager to be convinced ladies at FAAAI would be really easy
work – almost a cake walk.

As one prepared to leave calls were being made to all
corners of the country to locate the genius who had fudged the figures and could do so in future too.

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I am a firm believer in Krishna's philosophy of Karma- and as a natural corollary to this belief have worked and lived so as to give grief to as few people as possible while enjoying my life , my work and myself.