Why is it that only girls stand on the sides of their feet? As if they're afraid to plant themselves? ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams, 1990

EVE WAS FRAMED
Or
Planting the Seed

Eve was framed, lets face it!! Its open and shut case!!!
Plucked fresh from that bottom rib, so innocent and chaste!!
What did she know from serphants, temptation, or RELIEF????
Such a nice goil, you'd eva meet, so sweet in her fig leaf!

One mistake, and out you go? Throughout all time maligned!!!
To err is to be human, to forgive should be divine!!!!
Was this tale of woe a setup?? By Man to circumvent?
Years of independant THOUGHT, her daughters might present?

Seed For Thought!!!

Lady A
March 8, 2003

I started this poem a few years ago....finished it tonight...and I don't know why!
Aye Aye Aye!!!
Hmmmmmm
Oh!!!
Aha!!!
UH LA HA!!!
MuuuuuuHaaaaaaaaaaaa!

i always maintain that eventually the good Lord and i will need to talk. He is supposed to be omnipotent, right?
so how come women were not as well designed as the fruit of the vine? when a tree is thru bearing...the fruit dries up and falls off. women have years of misery, cramps and eventually hot flashes.
all because eve partook of the 'apple'? i thought adam was supposed to be head of the household....the patriarch. he should have stood up to eve and said...'baby...that ain't even fit to make a pie!"
but...noooooo..and then he eats it too. ya see where i'm goin with this....
we get stuck with 9 months of puking, unbearable pain, 18 years of trials, and then we have imbalanced hormones, internal combustion....and what did man suffer??
okay, i guess our only concession is that we can have more than a single orgasm...now ..if the man could only last as long for us to enjoy them~wink& grin~
hugs
krissy