Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Completely Stupid Lame Joke I Can't Just Not Make

Woman arrested for domestic battery after striking husband with lasagna.Amanda Trott allegedly used the frozen lasagna as a weapon during an argument after her husband claimed she slapped him across the face several times before throwing the pasta block at him. Trott was arrested and charged. Her husband also was arrested on an unrelated violation of injunction. You can't just mention that without telling us what injunction he violated! Shit!

Trott admitted to police she had used the lasagna to hit her husband.Her husband then added "At least she hit me with it. I was afraid she was going to cook it and make me eat some!"/kills self.