Welcome to the Cafe du Watchog, also called RPGen. We're a sandbox style Pokemon site with a focus on everyday life in the Pokemon world. Trainers, Pokemon, criminals, cosmic forces, and normal citizens are all welcome to join in the fun. Kick back and enjoy a cup of coffee with us!

"Hey, it ain't a fuckin' dumb question." Greene groans, idly fiddling with the salt shaker on the table, eyes shifting around a bit to see if any unwanted eyes were on him. Once the coast was clear, he'd subtly loosen the salt shaker top. Wow man you've got no need OR right doing that.

"It's a thing to make you think. Like for instance, hypothetical for ya. you have to either bang a clone of yourself, or someone you really, REALLY fuckin' hate, or else you die. 'Cuz, like, there's a guy and he's holding a gun to your head and shit."