Lindsay Lohan and Woody Allen star in ‘Hilarious Combinations’

I can’t stop looking at this picture. The ‘random combinations of celebrities’ thing shouldn’t be that funny because it happens all the time, but this just looks like one of my Vince Vaughn Photoshops. BWE reports that it came from the amfAR Gala (and that Lindsay Lohan, believe it or not, is 25). Woody Allen is so old he still writes his scripts on a typewriter, you wonder if he even knows who that chick is, but something tells me his out-of-touchness with technology doesn’t extend to big-titted starlets.

amfAR, incidentally, is an AIDs charity. I’m assuming they just let anyone in there. That Lindsay Lohan can just walk around free and hasn’t yet been sentenced to do porno is a slap in the face of our entire society.

Ditto. Without that movie there would be no Mean Girls 2. Without Mean Girls 2 there would be no Tim Meadows dancing gif. Without the Tim Meadows dancing gif… well, I don’t even want to think about that…

Lindsay Lohan looks like she aged about 20 years since Mean Girls. She looks like an everyday, ordinary, busted MILF who I would gladly slide my salami into as I have low self-esteem and even lower standards.