Michael B. Jordan has a rumored girlfriend and she is … woooooooow. (Lainey)

Ewan McGregor’s daughter — clearly not happy about the break-up of her Dad’s marriage — called Mary Elizabeth Winstead “a piece of trash” on social media (I think that MEW is a goddamn delight, but I would never get in the way of a daughter and her rage over her parents’ divorce). (Celebitchy)

Speaking of affairs, Amanda Seyfried swears that she wasn’t her now-husband’s side piece, which I hope is true because I really like her husband. (Dlisted)

We’ve seen Tatiana Maslany play so many characters that we may have forgotten what she actually looks like. (GFY)

Cops flip a coin to decide whether to arrest a woman for speeding, which sounds about right in Georgia. (The Root)

Harvey Weinstein admits to exchanging jobs for sex and doesn’t see anything wrong with that, as long as he didn’t force himself on anyone (everything is wrong with it, and he clearly forced himself on a lot of women). (Vulture)

Queer Eye has been renewed for a third season, and while that comes as no surprise, it is still fantastic news. (Shadow and Act)

The title says it all: ‘Make Riz Ahmed a Romantic Lead You Cowards’ (The Mary Sue)

Hey! My old Uproxx colleague Donna Dickens has landed over on /Film (she’s great!), and she’s writing about Die Hard, which she just watched for the first time for the film’s 30th anniversary. (/Film)

Sara Benincasa has put together a great list of reviews of movies she’s never seen, which is a great way to get the people she mentions to link back to her piece! (Longreads)

HBO has ordered a Joss Whedon sci-fi series, which would have been hugely exciting three years ago. But now? Cool, I guess. (SyFy)

Did you know that there are a ton of diseases you can catch just from swimming around in the water? THANKS FOR THIS, JODI. THANKS A LOT. (Ranker)

A Cannonball Read review of John Scalzi’s Fuzzy Nation attracted Debcapsfan’s attention. She listened to Wil Wheaton’s narration and enjoyed how much he enjoyed voicing the bad guy. "He also does a great job making Jack seem like a guy with warts who evolves." Who are your favorite audiobook narrators? (Cannonball Read 10)

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