After the first two games of the quarterfinal round, Bruins goalie Tim Thomas is sporting a .964 save percentage, having stopped 54 of the 56 shots he has faced. Last season’s Vezina and Conn Smythe winner, Thomas has already had a successful follow-up campaign, earning a 35-19-1 record during the regular season. He is the calm core of Boston’s defense and a reliable presence to backstop the league’s third best offense.

The chart below plots Tim Thomas’s save percentage against President Obama’s approval rating over the course of the season. I used Rasmussen’s approval rating data and adjusted Obama’s approval to start at the same point as Thomas’s Sv% so we can track how they change relative to each other. Behold!

As you can clearly see, the hockey skills of Tim Thomas wane as President Obama becomes more beloved. The fearful symmetry of these lines proves– beyond any credible doubt– that the two are inextricably entangled. See how Obama’s ascent following The Snub mirrors the increasing sieve-ness of Thomas? And how the month of March saw Timmy dipping well below league average while Obama’s numbers were climbing like a pederastic crimefighter? Clearly, obviously, the two are related.

There you have it: irrefutable proof that Tim Thomas’s performance in net is tied to the popularity of the American President. And judging by TT’s abruptly ended interviews and Curiously Capitalized Facebook manifestos, Thomas knows this as well.

Still, we should probably remind him.

You know the drill. The big links below will download PDFs, which will fit a normal 8.5″ x 11″ page snugly. Please print out a trillion of these and camp out in front of the glass during warm-ups. Cut out the eyeholes on the mask, tie it in front of your ugly mug, and give Thomas a warm welcome to Washington, D.C., the most powerful city on Earth. This is your moment to shine.

Because– despite the mewling whines of “Leave Timmy alone!” coming from the Boston area– we believe this is a winning strategy. An angry Tim Thomas gives up goals. A scored-on Tim Thomas gets angrier. And then he gives up even more goals. It’s a vicious cycle, and we just need to get it started.

Distraction is the name of the game. (Actually, the name of the game is still hockey but we don’t play hockey, so we’re gonna do this instead.) And if anyone asks you where the idea came from, tell ‘em it was ProHockeyTalk’s Joe Yerdon, a connoisseur of fine trolling.

A parting note: this ain’t about politics. Hockey is for everybody, and that includes tea-partying, Michael Cudlitz-looking fellas like Timmy. We’re just having a laugh and ribbing the other team. As long as we take a deep breath before speaking and keep our senses of humor in tact, I think we can do this with some degree of civility. Go team.

One day after trading Semyon Varlamov to Colorado for a first and second round pick, General Manager George McPhee got the bargain of a lifetime when Tomas Vokoun agreed to a one-year, $1.5 million contract. Finally, a veteran goalie talented enough to provide skill and stabilization in net who could help put his team over the top.

“I don’t think we anticipated being this fortunate,” McPhee said.

Spending time with Montreal, Nashville, and the Florida Panthers for the past four seasons hasn’t given Vokoun a chance at winning too often, but could the move to Washington put him in position to win the Vezina trophy, awarded to the league’s best goaltender?

The National Hockey League is full of superstar netminders, and Tomas Vokoun is one of them. Only current Vezina winner Tim Thomas has a better save percentage than Vokoun since the lockout (by 0.00002 of a point), and the former 9th round pick led the Czech national team to a gold medal at the 2010 world championships.

Now with Washington’s offense and defense both superior to Florida’s, he has a chance at adding the Vezina Trophy to his accolades.

The Vezina is awarded to the league’s best goalie. Since the lockout, the best goalie has averaged 41 wins, a 2.12 GAA, and .928 save percentage.

Vezina Winners Since 2005

Season

Player

Age

GP

W

GAA

SV%

In Playoffs

2010-11

Tim Thomas

36

57

35

2.00

0.938

Yes

2009-10

Ryan Miller

29

69

41

2.22

0.929

Yes

2008-09

Tim Thomas

34

54

36

2.10

0.933

Yes

2007-08

Martin Brodeur

35

77

44

2.17

0.920

Yes

2006-07

Martin Brodeur

34

78

48

2.18

0.922

Yes

2005-06

Miikka Kiprusoff

29

74

42

2.07

0.923

Yes

Average

33

68

41

2.12

0.928

Let’s see how Tomas Vokoun might perform this year in these three stats: wins, goals against, and save percentage.

Washington has won close to two-thirds of their games (.622) over the past two seasons while Florida (.390) has not even been close to a .500 team, so winning enough games for consideration shouldn’t be an issue.

Goals against are determined by the goalie’s save percentage and the team’s shots against. Washington has given up fewer shots on goal than Florida in each of the past two seasons and Vokoun’s lowest save percentage over the past five seasons has been .919.

Because the definition of a shot on goal can vary from rink to rink, we reduce this effect and any in-game score effects by looking only at road games when the score is tied at even strength. Washington still comes out ahead.

Goalie

GP

Sv%

Sh/Gm

Tomas Vokoun

57

0.927

11.1

Michal Neuvirth

29

0.900

9.0

Semyon Varlamov

26

0.896

9.7

Braden Holtby

8

0.931

3.6

WSH G total

63

0.900

8.6

Road games when the score is tied during even strength, last two seasons

Facing fewer shots against should not only decrease Vokoun’s goals against average (GAA) but also help him record significantly more shutouts.

So, if we put Vokun’s projected numbers for 2011-12 in context of his new team we have average boxcar stats of: