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This morning I was tagged by Steve Howard to blog 7 random things about me, and tag seven other victims as well. Now, I already have a random-facts entry on here, so I had to come up with things that I didn’t already have. So, here they are… 1. I used to manage promotions and »

The holiday season is often seen as a time when the ‘rules don’t apply,’ where we can eat, drink, and spend in excess. Any declarations of an attempt at moderation are met with ‘oh, but it’s the holidays!’ and someone trying to force a rumball down your throat. And lest you try to be sensible, »

You clawed through my chest and found my heart ripped it out of my body and tore it apart such tormenting pain I thought I’d never endure you caused me such grief but I’d still beg for more you wanted to hurt me there was sorrow in each kiss for anyone can abuse an emotional »

Carnivore Devour the flesh Consume the blood, the substance Discard the soul, the emotion of it all. For you, it is a conquest Every meal a victory. The satisfaction of the game, The thrill of the chase Is nothing Compared to licking the corpse’s bones dry. Only eat when you’re hungry Only sleep when the »

Adobe’s MAX conference has finally come and gone for this year, so here are my reflections on it – highlights, things that could have gone better, etc. (all with the benefit of hindsight, of course…) While I was in town a little early to catch up with people, we got the event started on Sunday »

I’m sitting in the airport here in DC getting ready to head out to MAX! I’ll be arriving a little after 10, meeting some people at the airport for lunch, and tonight we’ll be doing dinner at Scomas per tradition If you need to get a hold of me, send me your information via a »

…you to do that’ll screw you over 1. Put 8 hours down on your timesheet, but work 10. Or 12… This is where the most common guilt trip is placed – after all, you’re ‘not a team player’ if you’re not willing to put in a little extra effort now and then to get things »

One trend that I have noticed in my friendships is a division of friends into two distinct categories: one would be ‘topical buddies’ – ones with whom I share a common interest and an ability to converse on it (they are not mutually inclusive), but with whom I usually only have conversations about that narrow »

1. I won the blue ribbon in the science fair in 8th grade. Time spent on project? Less than 15 minutes. Knew nothing about the beforehand (electrical wiring, series and parallel circuitry). Comment from the judges? ‘You know so much about the subject!’ 2. I’ve been homeless several times (for over a month). 3. I »