Dude, NFL analyst John Clayton totally farted on this morning’s live edition of SportsCenter!!!1!!!1! [:-O — Ed.] Listen at the :11 mark of AA‘s video. And from Deadspin:

ESPN’s media relations machine “could not possibly comment about that”, but [anchor Josh] Elliot did say that he asked the newsroom “What the F was that?” after the incident occurred, but denies having personally “dealt it.”

This should quell the mainstream media who think that blogs thrive by focusing on inane, trivial bullshit. September 23rd, 2008: Blogs broke open SportsCenter Fartgate. It changed farting on live TV forever. I’m so honored to have such an important job.