What if Constitution could speak?

BJP:Refusing to chant ‘Bharat Mata ki Jai’ is disrespect to Constitution.
Constitution: Dear BJP, please tell me on which of page inside this big fat book that I am should I look up his claim of yours?
BJP: Shut up, you anti-national book.

At the 2-day National Executive meet of the BJP on Sunday, Venkaiah Naidu said,”Modi is god’s gift for India. He is the messiah of the poor.” If that is true, then after what happened in Delhi and Bihar, it should be apparent that people are asking god if he/she has a return policy for gifts. People clearly don’t like this gift. Related