Rusty: Bill! Hi!Bill: Hello, Rusty *groan*Rusty: How's it goin' tonight?Bill: Was goin' great til about 2 seconds ago, why?Rusty: No reason. Just wonderingBill: Yeah, well, nice talking to you, Rus, but I'm very busy right nowRusty: Ah, okay. no problem. Didnt mean to disturb youBill: Thank you, RustyRusty: Saw you were online. Just thought I'd say helloBill: Yeah, lucky meRusty: Well, good night, BillBill: Pleasure as always, Rus *eyeroll*Rusty: One quick thing before I goBill: What's that? *groan*Rusty: Was wondering if you'd evaluate my performance at the Front Burner ForumBill: The Front Burner what?Rusty: It's a Patriots message board, Bill. I'm its resident BB groupieBill: Oh, that. Yes *ugh*Rusty: I throttle the feeble Cupcake Guild for you everydayBill: Ive been meaning to talk to you about that, RusRusty: Bludgeon the IrrationalsBill: I know you mean well and everythingRusty: Vanquish trolls, especially the smelly Jets onesBill: But your entire approach in thereRusty: One guy in particular named Bustchise who has 40 screen names he signs in and out of all dayBill: Troubles meRusty: He's a flippin', dorky inbred Jets fan 45 year old virgin from New JerseyBill: Hold on a second, would you please?Rusty: He works at a movie theater selling Milk Duds for a living. LOSERBill: Yes, I know he isRusty: So what's the problem?Bill: You. YOU are the problem!Rusty: Me?Bill: Yes, youRusty: Huh?Bill: Every time you open your #### mouth in that Front Burner place, you make me look badRusty: What? No I dont!!Bill: Your manner, Rusty...It's arrogant and outrageousRusty: Huh? Why? Because I defend you? I call it "reminding the idiots that I'm right" after they attack me for posting an unpopular, but correct, opinionBill: You are overbearing, and your Brady bashing is excessiveRusty: Fact! Matthew Mulligan had a better post season than Brady last year. Not even remotely up for debateBill: Fact! Your hostility toward Tom is beyond weird. It's disgraceful, and you should be ashamed of yourselfRusty: Oh geesh. Now youre sounding like a pink hat, Bill. Has mthurl taken over your Yahoo or something? lolBill: You act like the little professor in thereRusty: Nope. You are confusing me with that monkey, zbellinoBill, No, I'm not confusing you with anybody, RustyRusty. Yes you are, and youre starting to #### me off, BillBill: Youre always talking down to people and lecturing lecturing lecturingRusty: BaloneyBill: Like John Silber used to only worseRusty: That is simply not true, and you know itBill: Yes, it is trueRusty: MORON!Bill: And youre gonna have to change, or else...WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??Rusty: (oop!) Nothing, Bill!!Bill: Have you lost your mind, Rusty?Rusty: Umm *gulp*Bill: Who in the #### do you think youre talking to?Rusty: Let me explain!Bill: Explain what? You just called me a #### MORON!Rusty: No, I didnt. Youre a genius!Bill: Yes, you damn didRusty: No, I didnt mean you, Bill!Bill: The hell, you didntRusty: I meant this ummm...BBWBill: This what?Rusty: A Brady Ball Washer named TFB12. He's the moron!Bill: Nice backpedal, Rusty. Now Ive heard everythingRusty: He's the ultimate Millenial dork deluxe, BillRusty: Says he's married with kids.Thinks saying so gives him some kind of board superiority. LaughableRusty: He cant be anymore than 23. Lives on Facebook and TwitterRusty: No human interaction whatsoever. SadBill: Rusty...Rusty: He tries to mask his awkwardness by posting funny pictures, which are good, but he is a social misfitRusty: I would pay money to watch him socialize at a party. It would be hilariousRusty: He even made up a phony story about how he became a Pats fan. EmbarrassingBill: Rusty...Rusty: No wonder the terrorists hate us. If all Americans were like TFB, I would join Al Qaeda and lead the jihad myself. Just make sure none of my 72 virgins is Bustchise LOLRusty: And another thing...Bill: SHUT UP!Rusty: Yes, Bill!Bill: Ive had enough of your bull #### for one nightRusty: Yes, BillBill: Do you have any idea how annoying you are?Rusty: Yes, Bill!Rusty: I mean no, BillBill: How did you get my account name anyway?Rusty: My uncle has had season tickets since 1978. I think he gave it to me. Or maybe it was my aunt. I forget actuallyBill: Nevermind. Just get the hell outta hereRusty: Yes, Bill. Didnt mean to upset youBill: And dont come back eitherRusty: Okay, Bill. I promise I wont message you againBill: Good, now please goRusty: Yes, Bill. Goodnight, BillBill: Goodnight, RustyRusty: Thank you for everything, BillBill: Oh, and Rusty?Rusty: Yes, Bill?Bill: Next time that mthurl guy says "would of" instead of "would have"...Rusty: Yes, Bill?Bill: Just let it go, okay?Rusty: Yes, Bill. But it's ungrammaticalBill: I dont care. Just do as youre told. Following orders (my orders) is the Patriot WayRusty: But he's a teacher, Bill (AP puff pastry lol). He needs to start talking like a big boy now. If I dont correct him, he'll never learn. And furthermore...Bill: JUST DO AS YOURE DAMN TOLD, MFer!Rusty: Yes, Bill! I will do as I'm damned told! Good night, BillBill: Good night, RustyRusty: Good luck this seas--oh, hey wait a second!Rusty: I almost forgotRusty: Bill?Bill: WHAT?!?Rusty: This may be an awkward time to ask...Bill: Dont ask thenRusty: Just wondering if it'd be okay to send you out a quick selfieBill: NoRusty: Nothing fancy. I promise it will be discreetBill: NoRusty: Just me in a Speedo striking the Heisman poseBill: No. Absolutely not. N-O. NoRusty: Very tasteful, Bill. You have my wordBill: NO!Rusty: Show Linda. She likes beautiful things. It might turn her onBill: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!Rusty: Okay, Bill. You win. Well, thank you for the conversation tonightBill: Yeah, it was great *groan*Rusty: If there is ever anything I can do for youBill: Youve done enough alreadyRusty: Just let me knowBill: Sure thing, Rusty *smh*Rusty: BB #1, baby. Did you see my thread?Bill: Yes, I saw itRusty: ^^Best coach/GM of all time^^Bill: Thank you. I'm signing off nowRusty: Not your fault Brady cr*ps himself every JanuaryBill: Oh, God. Here we go againRusty: His obsession with the finesse offense has sabotaged our game plans for years. He sold his soul long ago to pursue Gomie's stats. Selfish, entitled, egotistical girlyman...Bill: Goodnight, Rusty *eyeroll* [Bill has disconnected from the internet]Rusty: Good night, BillRusty: moron

Rusty: Bill! Hi!Bill: Hello, Rusty *groan*Rusty: How's it goin' tonight?Bill: Was goin' great til about 2 seconds ago, why?Rusty: No reason. Just wonderingBill: Yeah, well, nice talking to you, Rus, but I'm very busy right nowRusty: Ah, okay. no problem. Didnt mean to disturb youBill: Thank you, RustyRusty: Saw you were online. Just thought I'd say helloBill: Yeah, lucky meRusty: Well, good night, BillBill: Pleasure as always, Rus *eyeroll*Rusty: One quick thing before I goBill: What's that? *groan*Rusty: Was wondering if you'd evaluate my performance at the Front Burner ForumBill: The Front Burner what?Rusty: It's a Patriots message board, Bill. I'm its resident BB groupieBill: Oh, that. Yes *ugh*Rusty: I throttle the feeble Cupcake Guild for you everydayBill: Ive been meaning to talk to you about that, RusRusty: Bludgeon the IrrationalsBill: I know you mean well and everythingRusty: Vanquish trolls, especially the smelly Jets onesBill: But your entire approach in thereRusty: One guy in particular named Bustchise who has 40 screen names he signs in and out of all dayBill: Troubles meRusty: He's a flippin', dorky inbred Jets fan 45 year old virgin from New JerseyBill: Hold on a second, would you please?Rusty: He works at a movie theater selling Milk Duds for a living. LOSERBill: Yes, I know he isRusty: So what's the problem?Bill: You. YOU are the problem!Rusty: Me?Bill: Yes, youRusty: Huh?Bill: Every time you open your #### mouth in that Front Burner place, you make me look badRusty: What? No I dont!!Bill: Your manner, Rusty...It's arrogant and outrageousRusty: Huh? Why? Because I defend you? I call it "reminding the idiots that I'm right" after they attack me for posting an unpopular, but correct, opinionBill: You are overbearing, and your Brady bashing is excessiveRusty: Fact! Matthew Mulligan had a better post season than Brady last year. Not even remotely up for debateBill: Fact! Your hostility toward Tom is beyond weird. It's disgraceful, and you should be ashamed of yourselfRusty: Oh geesh. Now youre sounding like a pink hat, Bill. Has mthurl taken over your Yahoo or something? lolBill: You act like the little professor in thereRusty: Nope. You are confusing me with that monkey, zbellinoBill, No, I'm not confusing you with anybody, RustyRusty. Yes you are, and youre starting to #### me off, BillBill: Youre always talking down to people and lecturing lecturing lecturingRusty: BaloneyBill: Like John Silber used to only worseRusty: That is simply not true, and you know itBill: Yes, it is trueRusty: MORON!Bill: And youre gonna have to change, or else...WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??Rusty: (oop!) Nothing, Bill!!Bill: Have you lost your mind, Rusty?Rusty: Umm *gulp*Bill: Who in the #### do you think youre talking to?Rusty: Let me explain!Bill: Explain what? You just called me a #### MORON!Rusty: No, I didnt. Youre a genius!Bill: Yes, you damn didRusty: No, I didnt mean you, Bill!Bill: The hell, you didntRusty: I meant this ummm...BBWBill: This what?Rusty: A Brady Ball Washer named TFB12. He's the moron!Bill: Nice backpedal, Rusty. Now Ive heard everythingRusty: He's the ultimate Millenial dork deluxe, BillRusty: Says he's married with kids.Thinks saying so gives him some kind of board superiority. LaughableRusty: He cant be anymore than 23. Lives on Facebook and TwitterRusty: No human interaction whatsoever. SadBill: Rusty...Rusty: He tries to mask his awkwardness by posting funny pictures, which are good, but he is a social misfitRusty: I would pay money to watch him socialize at a party. It would be hilariousRusty: He even made up a phony story about how he became a Pats fan. EmbarrassingBill: Rusty...Rusty: No wonder the terrorists hate us. If all Americans were like TFB, I would join Al Qaeda and lead the jihad myself. Just make sure none of my 72 virgins is Bustchise LOLRusty: And another thing...Bill: SHUT UP!Rusty: Yes, Bill!Bill: Ive had enough of your bull #### for one nightRusty: Yes, BillBill: Do you have any idea how annoying you are?Rusty: Yes, Bill!Rusty: I mean no, BillBill: How did you get my account name anyway?Rusty: My uncle has had season tickets since 1978. I think he gave it to me. Or maybe it was my aunt. I forget actuallyBill: Nevermind. Just get the hell outta hereRusty: Yes, Bill. Didnt mean to upset youBill: And dont come back eitherRusty: Okay, Bill. I promise I wont message you againBill: Good, now please goRusty: Yes, Bill. Goodnight, BillBill: Goodnight, RustyRusty: Thank you for everything, BillBill: Oh, and Rusty?Rusty: Yes, Bill?Bill: Next time that mthurl guy says "would of" instead of "would have"...Rusty: Yes, Bill?Bill: Just let it go, okay?Rusty: Yes, Bill. But it's ungrammaticalBill: I dont care. Just do as youre told. Following orders (my orders) is the Patriot WayRusty: But he's a teacher, Bill (AP puff pastry lol). He needs to start talking like a big boy now. If I dont correct him, he'll never learn. And furthermore...Bill: JUST DO AS YOURE DAMN TOLD, MFer!Rusty: Yes, Bill! I will do as I'm damned told! Good night, BillBill: Good night, RustyRusty: Good luck this seas--oh, hey wait a second!Rusty: I almost forgotRusty: Bill?Bill: WHAT?!?Rusty: This may be an awkward time to ask...Bill: Dont ask thenRusty: Just wondering if it'd be okay to send you out a quick selfieBill: NoRusty: Nothing fancy. I promise it will be discreetBill: NoRusty: Just me in a Speedo striking the Heisman poseBill: No. Absolutely not. N-O. NoRusty: Very tasteful, Bill. You have my wordBill: NO!Rusty: Show Linda. She likes beautiful things. It might turn her onBill: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!Rusty: Okay, Bill. You win. Well, thank you for the conversation tonightBill: Yeah, it was great *groan*Rusty: If there is ever anything I can do for youBill: Youve done enough alreadyRusty: Just let me knowBill: Sure thing, Rusty *smh*Rusty: BB #1, baby. Did you see my thread?Bill: Yes, I saw itRusty: ^^Best coach/GM of all time^^Bill: Thank you. I'm signing off nowRusty: Not your fault Brady cr*ps himself every JanuaryBill: Oh, God. Here we go againRusty: His obsession with the finesse offense has sabotaged our game plans for years. He sold his soul long ago to pursue Gomie's stats. Selfish, entitled, egotistical girlyman...Bill: Goodnight, Rusty *eyeroll* [Bill has disconnected from the internet]Rusty: Good night, BillRusty: moron

Rusty: Bill! Hi!Bill: Hello, Rusty *groan*Rusty: How's it goin' tonight?Bill: Was goin' great til about 2 seconds ago, why?Rusty: No reason. Just wonderingBill: Yeah, well, nice talking to you, Rus, but I'm very busy right nowRusty: Ah, okay. no problem. Didnt mean to disturb youBill: Thank you, RustyRusty: Saw you were online. Just thought I'd say helloBill: Yeah, lucky meRusty: Well, good night, BillBill: Pleasure as always, Rus *eyeroll*Rusty: One quick thing before I goBill: What's that? *groan*Rusty: Was wondering if you'd evaluate my performance at the Front Burner ForumBill: The Front Burner what?Rusty: It's a Patriots message board, Bill. I'm its resident BB groupieBill: Oh, that. Yes *ugh*Rusty: I throttle the feeble Cupcake Guild for you everydayBill: Ive been meaning to talk to you about that, RusRusty: Bludgeon the IrrationalsBill: I know you mean well and everythingRusty: Vanquish trolls, especially the smelly Jets onesBill: But your entire approach in thereRusty: One guy in particular named Bustchise who has 40 screen names he signs in and out of all dayBill: Troubles meRusty: He's a flippin', dorky inbred Jets fan 45 year old virgin from New JerseyBill: Hold on a second, would you please?Rusty: He works at a movie theater selling Milk Duds for a living. LOSERBill: Yes, I know he isRusty: So what's the problem?Bill: You. YOU are the problem!Rusty: Me?Bill: Yes, youRusty: Huh?Bill: Every time you open your #### mouth in that Front Burner place, you make me look badRusty: What? No I dont!!Bill: Your manner, Rusty...It's arrogant and outrageousRusty: Huh? Why? Because I defend you? I call it "reminding the idiots that I'm right" after they attack me for posting an unpopular, but correct, opinionBill: You are overbearing, and your Brady bashing is excessiveRusty: Fact! Matthew Mulligan had a better post season than Brady last year. Not even remotely up for debateBill: Fact! Your hostility toward Tom is beyond weird. It's disgraceful, and you should be ashamed of yourselfRusty: Oh geesh. Now youre sounding like a pink hat, Bill. Has mthurl taken over your Yahoo or something? lolBill: You act like the little professor in thereRusty: Nope. You are confusing me with that monkey, zbellinoBill, No, I'm not confusing you with anybody, RustyRusty. Yes you are, and youre starting to #### me off, BillBill: Youre always talking down to people and lecturing lecturing lecturingRusty: BaloneyBill: Like John Silber used to only worseRusty: That is simply not true, and you know itBill: Yes, it is trueRusty: MORON!Bill: And youre gonna have to change, or else...WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME??Rusty: (oop!) Nothing, Bill!!Bill: Have you lost your mind, Rusty?Rusty: Umm *gulp*Bill: Who in the #### do you think youre talking to?Rusty: Let me explain!Bill: Explain what? You just called me a #### MORON!Rusty: No, I didnt. Youre a genius!Bill: Yes, you damn didRusty: No, I didnt mean you, Bill!Bill: The hell, you didntRusty: I meant this ummm...BBWBill: This what?Rusty: A Brady Ball Washer named TFB12. He's the moron!Bill: Nice backpedal, Rusty. Now Ive heard everythingRusty: He's the ultimate Millenial dork deluxe, BillRusty: Says he's married with kids.Thinks saying so gives him some kind of board superiority. LaughableRusty: He cant be anymore than 23. Lives on Facebook and TwitterRusty: No human interaction whatsoever. SadBill: Rusty...Rusty: He tries to mask his awkwardness by posting funny pictures, which are good, but he is a social misfitRusty: I would pay money to watch him socialize at a party. It would be hilariousRusty: He even made up a phony story about how he became a Pats fan. EmbarrassingBill: Rusty...Rusty: No wonder the terrorists hate us. If all Americans were like TFB, I would join Al Qaeda and lead the jihad myself. Just make sure none of my 72 virgins is Bustchise LOLRusty: And another thing...Bill: SHUT UP!Rusty: Yes, Bill!Bill: Ive had enough of your bull #### for one nightRusty: Yes, BillBill: Do you have any idea how annoying you are?Rusty: Yes, Bill!Rusty: I mean no, BillBill: How did you get my account name anyway?Rusty: My uncle has had season tickets since 1978. I think he gave it to me. Or maybe it was my aunt. I forget actuallyBill: Nevermind. Just get the hell outta hereRusty: Yes, Bill. Didnt mean to upset youBill: And dont come back eitherRusty: Okay, Bill. I promise I wont message you againBill: Good, now please goRusty: Yes, Bill. Goodnight, BillBill: Goodnight, RustyRusty: Thank you for everything, BillBill: Oh, and Rusty?Rusty: Yes, Bill?Bill: Next time that mthurl guy says "would of" instead of "would have"...Rusty: Yes, Bill?Bill: Just let it go, okay?Rusty: Yes, Bill. But it's ungrammaticalBill: I dont care. Just do as youre told. Following orders (my orders) is the Patriot WayRusty: But he's a teacher, Bill (AP puff pastry lol). He needs to start talking like a big boy now. If I dont correct him, he'll never learn. And furthermore...Bill: JUST DO AS YOURE DAMN TOLD, MFer!Rusty: Yes, Bill! I will do as I'm damned told! Good night, BillBill: Good night, RustyRusty: Good luck this seas--oh, hey wait a second!Rusty: I almost forgotRusty: Bill?Bill: WHAT?!?Rusty: This may be an awkward time to ask...Bill: Dont ask thenRusty: Just wondering if it'd be okay to send you out a quick selfieBill: NoRusty: Nothing fancy. I promise it will be discreetBill: NoRusty: Just me in a Speedo striking the Heisman poseBill: No. Absolutely not. N-O. NoRusty: Very tasteful, Bill. You have my wordBill: NO!Rusty: Show Linda. She likes beautiful things. It might turn her onBill: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!Rusty: Okay, Bill. You win. Well, thank you for the conversation tonightBill: Yeah, it was great *groan*Rusty: If there is ever anything I can do for youBill: Youve done enough alreadyRusty: Just let me knowBill: Sure thing, Rusty *smh*Rusty: BB #1, baby. Did you see my thread?Bill: Yes, I saw itRusty: ^^Best coach/GM of all time^^Bill: Thank you. I'm signing off nowRusty: Not your fault Brady cr*ps himself every JanuaryBill: Oh, God. Here we go againRusty: His obsession with the finesse offense has sabotaged our game plans for years. He sold his soul long ago to pursue Gomie's stats. Selfish, entitled, egotistical girlyman...Bill: Goodnight, Rusty *eyeroll* [Bill has disconnected from the internet]Rusty: Good night, BillRusty: moron

Bill Belichick would spend more than 10 seconds communicating with an obvious sociopath?

On the other hand I have no doubt that Dougie has tried to contact Belichick over the years, probably looking for a contract as a "Special Assistant" or the like; anything to be close enough to feel the aura of the "Hallowed Hoodie".

Bill Belichick would spend more than 10 seconds communicating with an obvious sociopath?

On the other hand I have no doubt that Dougie has tried to contact Belichick over the years, probably looking for a contract as a "Special Assistant" or the like; anything to be close enough to feel the aura of the "Hallowed Hoodie".

Bill Belichick would spend more than 10 seconds communicating with an obvious sociopath?

On the other hand I have no doubt that Dougie has tried to contact Belichick over the years, probably looking for a contract as a "Special Assistant" or the like; anything to be close enough to feel the aura of the "Hallowed Hoodie".

Bill Belichick would spend more than 10 seconds communicating with an obvious sociopath?

On the other hand I have no doubt that Dougie has tried to contact Belichick over the years, probably looking for a contract as a "Special Assistant" or the like; anything to be close enough to feel the aura of the "Hallowed Hoodie".

ache, I must admit that was hilarious! But I look at all the time you obviously put into that, and wonder why you would take that much time out of your life to focus on Rusty?! Another head he is living in rent free.

Rusty: I meant this ummm...BBWBill: This what?Rusty: A Brady Ball Washer named TFB12. He's the moron!Bill: Nice backpedal, Rusty. Now Ive heard everythingRusty: He's the ultimate Millenial dork deluxe, BillRusty: Says he's married with kids.Thinks saying so gives him some kind of board superiority. LaughableRusty: He cant be anymore than 23. Lives on Facebook and TwitterRusty: No human interaction whatsoever. SadBill: Rusty...Rusty: He tries to mask his awkwardness by posting funny pictures, which are good, but he is a social misfitRusty: I would pay money to watch him socialize at a party. It would be hilariousRusty: He even made up a phony story about how he became a Pats fan. EmbarrassingBill: Rusty...Rusty: No wonder the terrorists hate us. If all Americans were like TFB, I would join Al Qaeda and lead the jihad myself. Just make sure none of my 72 virgins is Bustchise LOLRusty: And another thing...Bill: SHUT UP!

Love it! Rusty would pay money to just to get invited to a party, lmao!!

Rusty: I meant this ummm...BBWBill: This what?Rusty: A Brady Ball Washer named TFB12. He's the moron!Bill: Nice backpedal, Rusty. Now Ive heard everythingRusty: He's the ultimate Millenial dork deluxe, BillRusty: Says he's married with kids.Thinks saying so gives him some kind of board superiority. LaughableRusty: He cant be anymore than 23. Lives on Facebook and TwitterRusty: No human interaction whatsoever. SadBill: Rusty...Rusty: He tries to mask his awkwardness by posting funny pictures, which are good, but he is a social misfitRusty: I would pay money to watch him socialize at a party. It would be hilariousRusty: He even made up a phony story about how he became a Pats fan. EmbarrassingBill: Rusty...Rusty: No wonder the terrorists hate us. If all Americans were like TFB, I would join Al Qaeda and lead the jihad myself. Just make sure none of my 72 virgins is Bustchise LOLRusty: And another thing...Bill: SHUT UP!

Love it! Rusty would pay money to just to get invited to a party, lmao!!