Ok lets see due to the influx of girl problem threads im seeing on the forums and the fact that the female gender has been pissing me off lately im going to give you my .02 Cents on the matter.

AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE.

Lets face it you are say 15-18 Years old you see girls as how do I phrase this? "OBJECTS FOR YOU TO MAKE THE NASTY WITH!" Your hardwired for it and there is no denying that. So you start thinking hey im going to get me a girlfriend! GREAT IDEA! Now lets see you probably go through all the girls you know and thinking hey this one is kinda hot im going to make her fall in love with me so you start taking with her more, hanging out with her flirting with her complimenting her, helping her and staring at her when shes not looking. TRUE STORY. You do everything in your power to make you out to be a nice person to her. You go out of your way to make her happy. Common sense says she would start having feelings for you right? WRONG DEAD FUCKING WRONG!!! Shes going to put you into that place called the "Friendzone" or even worse the "Brotherzone" now once in this trap there is no way out and your doomed. The kicker here is that she will continue to come to you will all her problems including boys that "Break her dumb fucking heart" and you being the sorry asshole you are, are still going to help her. What makes this worse is she then tells you I wish I had a boyfriend like you when the whole fucking time your sitting there "AYO BITCH I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND IM RIGHT HERE!!!" She then starts dating more assholes looses all self respect decides to fool around with girls a bit then just becomes a total slut and you ignore her.

Now say you were successful and managed to get around the dreaded friendbrotherzone curse and you actually start dating this girl you are then going to be subjected to ALL OF HER BULLSHIT. Shes going to complain about ex's shes going to BOMBARD YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE with stupid tumblr esque pictures of Ill love you forever <3 <3 <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox bullshit. Then your going to have to do the obligatory picture sessions with her web cam taking picture after picture after stupid picture so she can edit them and put stupid Photoshop I <3 U shit all over them. Your also going to have to text her good morning every morning and goodnight every night. If you miss one SO HELP YOU GOD THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! Then your going to have to deal with her dumb bitchy friends and all that other shit. Eventually your just going to break up with her because you just cant handle the stress of being a whipped man.

Now say you finialy meet a girl who you have legitimate feelings for great good for you. You battled through the friendzone you made it through the bullshit and you made it past all the other plain old shit your going to get from your bros for falling in love. Now you have to deal with all the little things your going to worry about her all the time what shes doing when she goes out with her friends if they went to a party if someone else is hitting on her if she decided to be a dumb bitch and get drunk on you. Its all a matter of trust and to be honest when you care about someone you can never truly trust anyone all you care about is them being ok and them being with you because they make you happy. At this point shes going to think that you caring about her is you being clingy and her breaking up with you because shes a dumb bitch and doesn't realize a good thing when its right in front of her face. So then your going to have to deal with the fact that you actually cared about this girl she didint give a shit now some other dude is going to use her as a pincushion...

Here is the kicker. If your anything like me your going to make it all the way past the bullshit and the friendzone to realize that hey this girl has been using me the whole time!!! You do everything right you take her out you give her everything she wants and you do everything you can to make her happy you go out of your way to make time for her and she repays you by cheating on you with three fucking guys. Then makes up some bullshit story about you being some sort of a control freak... YOU CAN NEVER WIN BRO!!!

TLDR: Girls in highschool have no idea what they are doing. Relationships are pointless. Dont waste your time. And yes I am very butthurt over this whole thing.

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

Im a senior in high school, and one of my absolute best friends is a sophomore in college. We spent all of last summer together lot of time spent at the beach and she got me into quite a few college parties with her. Otherwise shes PERFECT!!! But it dosent help whenever she goes back to school shes several hundred miles away most of the year. So in this case im friend zoned by circumstance. Im telling you I cant catch a break.

As for everyone else I have come to the conclusion that High school girls are useless they are dumb they have no idea what they are doing and they have the logic and common sense of a retarded squirrel.

As for ending up preggers wrap it before you tap it. RULE NUMBER 1!

Edited by bigx, 23 November 2012 - 08:28 AM.

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

But for more cereal, I do have to agree that the "Lyke, omg, txt me evry morning or ill pnch ur dik off lol" girls are fucking insane, I have never and will never accept anyone who thinks being texted "Good morning" is a sign of affection, that's like walking up to a women, handing her a dry erase board that says "Hello, let us have the sexy times by smooshing our privates together to the rhythm of Berry White" It's just impersonal and annoying as shit, what if it's a terrible morning? What if I got in to a bare-knuckle crotch punching fight with neighbor again? And you make me go over to my phone and read "Good morning! ;D" Fuck you, I was doing something important, asshole.

But for more cereal, I do have to agree that the "Lyke, omg, txt me evry morning or ill pnch ur dik off lol" girls are fucking insane, I have never and will never accept anyone who thinks being texted "Good morning" is a sign of affection, that's like walking up to a women, handing her a dry erase board that says "Hello, let us have the sexy times by smooshing our privates together to the rhythm of Berry White" It's just impersonal and annoying as shit, what if it's a terrible morning? What if I got in to a bare-knuckle crotch punching fight with neighbor again? And you make me go over to my phone and read "Good morning! ;D" Fuck you, I was doing something important, asshole.

EXACTALLY as for MILFS ive decided that im going to go Cougar Hunting

Although night with college friend GREAT SUCCESS!!!

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

oh the good old friendzone.
i'm heading over to girls house right now to as she says "chill out with each other" i've told her that i like her so if i get in that zone again i'm probably going to snap, this would have been 3 in a row!

The brotherzone makes me want to go insane... Thers this girl i liked and we were talking and she said "were like twins!!!" and she is reallyyyy hot.

that moment when you realize. you're never getting fucked

by her at least

At this point if she tells you that, I say if you dont care about her friendship just come out with it tell her you like her and want to make the nasty. If not jack daniels and grey goose dropping panties from coast to coast!!! Yes means Yes!

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

Ok lets see due to the influx of girl problem threads im seeing on the forums and the fact that the female gender has been pissing me off lately im going to give you my .02 Cents on the matter.

AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE. lolwut

Lets face it you are say 15-18 Years old you see girls as how do I phrase this? "OBJECTS FOR YOU TO MAKE THE NASTY WITH!" Your hardwired for it and there is no denying that. So you start thinking hey im going to get me a girlfriend! GREAT IDEA! Now lets see you probably go through all the girls you know and thinking hey this one is kinda hot im going to make her fall in love with me so you start taking with her more, hanging out with her flirting with her complimenting her, helping her and staring at her when shes not looking. TRUE STORY. You do everything in your power to make you out to be a nice person to her. You go out of your way to make her happy. Common sense says she would start having feelings for you right? WRONG DEAD FUCKING WRONG!!! Shes going to put you into that place called the "Friendzone" or even worse the "Brotherzone" now once in this trap there is no way out and your doomed. The kicker here is that she will continue to come to you will all her problems including boys that "Break her dumb fucking heart" and you being the sorry asshole you are, are still going to help her. What makes this worse is she then tells you I wish I had a boyfriend like you when the whole fucking time your sitting there "AYO BITCH I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND IM RIGHT HERE!!!" She then starts dating more assholes looses all self respect decides to fool around with girls a bit then just becomes a total slut and you ignore her. this whole paragraph just shows me that Op is another poor soul that actually believes in the friend zone and in mad that he is in it.

Now say you were successful and managed to get around the dreaded friendbrotherzone curse and you actually start dating this girl you are then going to be subjected to ALL OF HER BULLSHIT. Shes going to complain about ex's shes going to BOMBARD YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE with stupid tumblr esque pictures of Ill love you forever <3 <3 <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox bullshit. This literally never happens Then your going to have to do the obligatory picture sessions with her web cam taking picture after picture after stupid picture so she can edit them and put stupid Photoshop I <3 U shit all over them. just dont do it. thats what i do. its easy Your also going to have to text her good morning every morning and goodnight every night. Another thing you can just not do. jeez its easy to see why your in the friend zone. If you miss one SO HELP YOU GOD THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! No there actually wont be unless this bitch is nuts. and if thats the case then yea get out Then your going to have to deal with her dumb bitchy friends and all that other shit. Eventually your just going to break up with her because you just cant handle the stress of being a whipped man.then dont be whipped then. being a good boyfriend is not the same thing as being whipped.

Now say you finialy meet a girl who you have legitimate feelings for great good for you. You battled through the friendzone you made it through the bullshit and you made it past all the other plain old shit your going to get from your bros for falling in love. Now you have to deal with all the little things This is good!!!! your learning how to deal with that kind of stress. thats what high school dating is all about your going to worry about her all the time what shes doing when she goes out with her friends if they went to a party if someone else is hitting on her if she decided to be a dumb bitch and get drunk on you. Its all a matter of trust and to be honest when you care about someone you can never truly trust anyone Except maybe your girlfriend..... all you care about is them being ok and them being with you because they make you happy. At this point shes going to think that you caring about her is you being clingy and her breaking up with you then dont a clingy weirdo because shes a dumb bitch and doesn't realize a good thing when its right in front of her face. So then your going to have to deal with the fact that you actually cared about this girl she didint give a shit now some other dude is going to use her as a pincushion...

Here is the kicker. If your anything like me your going to make it all the way past the bullshit and the friendzone to realize that hey this girl has been using me the whole time!!! You do everything right you take her out you give her everything she wants and you do everything you can to make her happy you go out of your way to make time for her and she repays you by cheating on you with three fucking guys. Then makes up some bullshit story about you being some sort of a control freak... YOU CAN NEVER WIN BRO!!!

TLDR: Girls in highschool have no idea what they are doing. Relationships are pointless. Dont waste your time. And yes I am very butthurt over this whole thing.

the amount of fail in this post gave me cancer.

lets keep in mind that i am currently in a happy relationship. i know what im talking about

Ok lets see due to the influx of girl problem threads im seeing on the forums and the fact that the female gender has been pissing me off lately im going to give you my .02 Cents on the matter.

AVOID THEM LIKE THE PLAGUE. lolwut

Lets face it you are say 15-18 Years old you see girls as how do I phrase this? "OBJECTS FOR YOU TO MAKE THE NASTY WITH!" Your hardwired for it and there is no denying that. So you start thinking hey im going to get me a girlfriend! GREAT IDEA! Now lets see you probably go through all the girls you know and thinking hey this one is kinda hot im going to make her fall in love with me so you start taking with her more, hanging out with her flirting with her complimenting her, helping her and staring at her when shes not looking. TRUE STORY. You do everything in your power to make you out to be a nice person to her. You go out of your way to make her happy. Common sense says she would start having feelings for you right? WRONG DEAD FUCKING WRONG!!! Shes going to put you into that place called the "Friendzone" or even worse the "Brotherzone" now once in this trap there is no way out and your doomed. The kicker here is that she will continue to come to you will all her problems including boys that "Break her dumb fucking heart" and you being the sorry asshole you are, are still going to help her. What makes this worse is she then tells you I wish I had a boyfriend like you when the whole fucking time your sitting there "AYO BITCH I WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND IM RIGHT HERE!!!" She then starts dating more assholes looses all self respect decides to fool around with girls a bit then just becomes a total slut and you ignore her. this whole paragraph just shows me that Op is another poor soul that actually believes in the friend zone and in mad that he is in it.

Now say you were successful and managed to get around the dreaded friendbrotherzone curse and you actually start dating this girl you are then going to be subjected to ALL OF HER BULLSHIT. Shes going to complain about ex's shes going to BOMBARD YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE with stupid tumblr esque pictures of Ill love you forever <3 <3 <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox bullshit. This literally never happens Then your going to have to do the obligatory picture sessions with her web cam taking picture after picture after stupid picture so she can edit them and put stupid Photoshop I <3 U shit all over them. just dont do it. thats what i do. its easy Your also going to have to text her good morning every morning and goodnight every night. Another thing you can just not do. jeez its easy to see why your in the friend zone. If you miss one SO HELP YOU GOD THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY!!! No there actually wont be unless this bitch is nuts. and if thats the case then yea get out Then your going to have to deal with her dumb bitchy friends and all that other shit. Eventually your just going to break up with her because you just cant handle the stress of being a whipped man.then dont be whipped then. being a good boyfriend is not the same thing as being whipped.

Now say you finialy meet a girl who you have legitimate feelings for great good for you. You battled through the friendzone you made it through the bullshit and you made it past all the other plain old shit your going to get from your bros for falling in love. Now you have to deal with all the little things This is good!!!! your learning how to deal with that kind of stress. thats what high school dating is all about your going to worry about her all the time what shes doing when she goes out with her friends if they went to a party if someone else is hitting on her if she decided to be a dumb bitch and get drunk on you. Its all a matter of trust and to be honest when you care about someone you can never truly trust anyone Except maybe your girlfriend..... all you care about is them being ok and them being with you because they make you happy. At this point shes going to think that you caring about her is you being clingy and her breaking up with you then dont a clingy weirdo because shes a dumb bitch and doesn't realize a good thing when its right in front of her face. So then your going to have to deal with the fact that you actually cared about this girl she didint give a shit now some other dude is going to use her as a pincushion...

Here is the kicker. If your anything like me your going to make it all the way past the bullshit and the friendzone to realize that hey this girl has been using me the whole time!!! You do everything right you take her out you give her everything she wants and you do everything you can to make her happy you go out of your way to make time for her and she repays you by cheating on you with three fucking guys. Then makes up some bullshit story about you being some sort of a control freak... YOU CAN NEVER WIN BRO!!!

TLDR: Girls in highschool have no idea what they are doing. Relationships are pointless. Dont waste your time. And yes I am very butthurt over this whole thing.

the amount of fail in this post gave me cancer.

lets keep in mind that i am currently in a happy relationship. i know what im talking about

you forgot an "h" in the word "yea" in line 6, paragraph 2. /ENDTHREAD

lol that was the best rant ever
the best part is when all the smoke clears and she's gone that you go..."derp....she left me because i fell in love with another girl and ignored it." Then you laugh and go "I dont give a fuck:)" then the world becomes happy again

Actually, I've been thinking it over, I've already said that the friendzone doesn't exist, you just go after chicks who are way out of your league.

You need to be honest with yourself, every single god damn time someone whines about "The Friendzone" is because they always go after the hot chick, there's nothing wrong with the hot chick, but when she isn't interested in your stubby dick, you all go fucking insane, brand her a slut/whore/skank/tease ect, with your other sexually frusted man-friends and you all have a jolly high-five and go back to playing whatever rendition of Call of Duty is ruining now.

So, let's be honest, if you can't get the hot chick, or that stud muffin, then it's probably because your are a hideous mutated creature of unknown birth, probably some sort of pod near a lake and/or laboratory, or maybe, just maybe, they don't want to sleep with you.

I've said it about three hundred times, and I'll say it again, the Friendzone doesn't exist, you know what they called it before you all made it "The Frienzone"? Nothing, because only recently did someone invent a cheap cop-out phrase for someone who bombed when picking someone up, although not to be confused with someone who couldn't pick up anyone, that was a "McFly"

Why can't people just talk to one another? Why does every social interaction have to be about getting ass? Why is it, that I can walk outside and see about thirty sad guys gawking at the 20-something chick wearing a size zero micro-skirt and tube top.

And it goes the other way to, when some guy with six pack abs and/or Johnny Depp gets all the attention from all the shallow women, while poor Billy goes online to bitch about being friendzoned.

Oh shit, I think I just found the first part to the puzzle of life, I rule.

And I still don't accept these silly high-school relationships to be "Practice" that's silly, you know what you need real "Practice" at? The ability to communicate effectively to other human beings, you know what helps you with that? Talking with that guy next to you on the plane, having an actual conversation with another person that does not involve vomiting up whatever was on the tele last night, being able to sit at a dinner table, have a conversation with your date and not looking at your phone.

And I still don't accept these silly high-school relationships to be "Practice" that's silly, you know what you need real "Practice" at? The ability to communicate effectively to other human beings, you know what helps you with that? Talking with that guy next to you on the plane, having an actual conversation with another person that does not involve vomiting up whatever was on the tele last night, being able to sit at a dinner table, have a conversation with your date and not looking at your phone.

And I still don't accept these silly high-school relationships to be "Practice" that's silly, you know what you need real "Practice" at? The ability to communicate effectively to other human beings, you know what helps you with that? Talking with that guy next to you on the plane, having an actual conversation with another person that does not involve vomiting up whatever was on the tele last night, being able to sit at a dinner table, have a conversation with your date and not looking at your phone.

cmon you know theres at least a little validity to that theory.

I can't because it doesn't accurately portray what you will encounter later on, the only thing it will help you out with, is dealing with annoying high school girls, and I would bet a penny on a dime if any of that translated to something you would deal with in your early twenties.

If you date a bunch of annoying high schoolers, then the only avenue that you can succeed in are Bars and Clubs, in which case you're still dating annoying high school girls, but they can legally drink, and you'll be buying all of the drinks, in the vain chance of taking them home.

I don't know about anyone else, but I would rather eat my own face then try and have a half-hearted conversation with someone who is still stuck in their bullshit high school phase, it's fine if you do, but every time you get freindzoned, it's you're own fault, after all, someone with the personality of a Styrofoam cup isn't someone I'd want to have any sort of contact with.

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks!!! Fuck bitches Get money!! true story though bitches really aint shit but hoes and tricks.. fuck em been through to much shit for girls its really nothing but trouble and money.. were are these hot ass paintball chicks we need more of them!!

In highschool, there likely isnt a big paintball crowd. If a chick was...over a five, id willingly bang her. If she was over a five on the scale and some how copes with the idea I play paintball, id date her. But if she gets to crazy, I just douche it up. Thats whats fun about throwing out a cocky douche personality every once in a while.

In highschool, there likely isnt a big paintball crowd. If a chick was...over five, id willingly bang her. If she was over a five on the scale and some how copes with the idea I play paintball, id date her. But if she gets to crazy, I just douche it up. Thats whats fun about throwing out a cocky douche personality every once in a while.

In highschool, there likely isnt a big paintball crowd. If a chick was...over five, id willingly bang her. If she was over a five on the scale and some how copes with the idea I play paintball, id date her. But if she gets to crazy, I just douche it up. Thats whats fun about throwing out a cocky douche personality every once in a while.

<br>In highschool, there likely isnt a big paintball crowd. <font color="#ff0000">If a chick was...over five, id willingly bang her.</font> If she was over a five on the scale and some how copes with the idea I play paintball, id date her. But if she gets to crazy, I just douche it up. Thats whats fun about throwing out a cocky douche personality every once in a while.<br>