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Emily Gale

Emily Gale's nickname as a child was "Kojak" (for younger readers, that is a 1970s television show about a big bald man who sucked lollipops and solved crimes and said, "Who loves ya, baby?" a lot). Emily is scared of chickens but not of spiders. Visit her at www.emilygale.co.uk and follow her on Twitter @EmilyGale.