The Empire or Jedi Podcasthttp://empireorjedi.com/
Created by a group of ex-Hollywood Video employees; Empire or Jedi is a weekly podcast that reviews the latest films from Hollywood, and dissects the newest scoops from the entertainment world. If you ever wondered what a bunch of nerds working in the lowest tier of the movie industry thought about cinema, this is it.Fri, 22 Sep 2017 00:28:49 +0000en-UShourly1https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8.2“What did you like better; Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?” (Randal, Clerks.) And it was in that spirit of bitching about movies that The Empire or Jedi Podcast was born. Created by a group of ex-Hollywood Video employees; Empire or Jedi is a weekly podcast that reviews the latest films from Hollywood, dissects the newest scoops from the entertainment world, and occasionally features very nerdy arguments. If you ever wondered what a bunch of nerds working in the lowest tier of the movie industry thought about cinema, this is it.EmpireorJedi.comyesEmpireorJedi.comd-fens@cox.netd-fens@cox.net (EmpireorJedi.com)A podcast for the video store nerd in all of us.The Empire or Jedi Podcasthttp://www.empireorjedi.com/wp-content/uploads/powerpress/empireorjedi_logo_vhs2.jpghttp://empireorjedi.com/
TV-MATempe, ArizonaWeekly#340 – Spotlight On: Star Trek IV – The Voyage Homehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/21/340-spotlight-on-star-trek-iv-the-voyage-home/
Fri, 22 Sep 2017 00:28:22 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5509http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/21/340-spotlight-on-star-trek-iv-the-voyage-home/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/21/340-spotlight-on-star-trek-iv-the-voyage-home/feed/0Here we go again… After 340 episodes we’re right back where it all started: talking about Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (on a podcast called Empire or Jedi no less). Only this time we’re not alone. Joining us on our journey as we slingshot around the sun to discuss this movie yet again is […]

Here we go again… After 340 episodes we’re right back where it all started: talking about Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (on a podcast called Empire or Jedi no less). Only this time we’re not alone. Joining us on our journey as we slingshot around the sun to discuss this movie yet again is Ensign Nick Goathoof, a Trek newbie with absolutely no knowledge of Star Trek, outside of the rebooted Abrams universe. However, despite not knowing a tricorder from a Klingon aphrodisiac, Nick is aware of one Trek element that has permeated pop culture since 1986: Whales – more specifically, Humpback Whales. The only thing Nick was missing was context. Thankfully, I, Captain David Snider, and Lt. Commander Chad Griner are here to guide him through his journey through the final frontier and to make sure that he doesn’t leave his phaser and Federation I.D. behind in the past (Chekov – I’m looking at YOU!).

Topics of discussion in this episode include the various reasons why Kirk and his crew are the worst time travelers ever; we consider the alternative uses of the transporter; and finally, Nick draws the line at synthohol and leaves the Federation for the Klingon Empire for good.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Empire or Jedi Trek-Cast will return with Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

]]>Here we go again… After 340 episodes we’re right back where it all started: talking about Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (on a podcast called Empire or Jedi no less). Only this time we’re not alone. Joining us on our journey as we slingshot around the s...
Here we go again… After 340 episodes we’re right back where it all started: talking about Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (on a podcast called Empire or Jedi no less). Only this time we’re not alone. Joining us on our journey as we slingshot around the sun to discuss this movie yet again is Ensign Nick Goathoof, a Trek newbie with absolutely no knowledge of Star Trek, outside of the rebooted Abrams universe. However, despite not knowing a tricorder from a Klingon aphrodisiac, Nick is aware of one Trek element that has permeated pop culture since 1986: Whales – more specifically, Humpback Whales. The only thing Nick was missing was context. Thankfully, I, Captain David Snider, and Lt. Commander Chad Griner are here to guide him through his journey through the final frontier and to make sure that he doesn’t leave his phaser and Federation I.D. behind in the past (Chekov – I’m looking at YOU!).
Topics of discussion in this episode include the various reasons why Kirk and his crew are the worst time travelers ever; we consider the alternative uses of the transporter; and finally, Nick draws the line at synthohol and leaves the Federation for the Klingon Empire for good.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home through our Amazon side link.
The Empire or Jedi Trek-Cast will return with Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:16:36#339 – Spotlight On: Star Trek III – The Search for Spockhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/14/339-spotlight-on-star-trek-iii-the-search-for-spock/
Thu, 14 Sep 2017 14:15:40 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5502http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/14/339-spotlight-on-star-trek-iii-the-search-for-spock/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/14/339-spotlight-on-star-trek-iii-the-search-for-spock/feed/0Despite several warnings telling us that it’s forbidden, the EoJ Trek-Cast has nevertheless returned to the Genesis Planet to discuss the third entry in the Star Trek film franchise, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. Given Trek newbie Nick Goathoof’s controversial stance on The Wrath of Khan, it seemed highly unlikely that the follow […]

Despite several warnings telling us that it’s forbidden, the EoJ Trek-Cast has nevertheless returned to the Genesis Planet to discuss the third entry in the Star Trek film franchise, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. Given Trek newbie Nick Goathoof’s controversial stance on The Wrath of Khan, it seemed highly unlikely that the follow up would turn the Hoof around on this venerable series. However, is it possible that The Search for Spock managed to tinker with Nick’s katra and show him the greatness of the Final Frontier?

Topics of discussion in this episode include us thumbing our nose at Vulcan mysticism; Nick wages war on the Federation and joins the Klingon Empire; and finally, we plot the ultimate death match between Khan Noonien Singh and Commander Kruge.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Empire or Jedi Trek-Cast will return with Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.

]]>Despite several warnings telling us that it’s forbidden, the EoJ Trek-Cast has nevertheless returned to the Genesis Planet to discuss the third entry in the Star Trek film franchise, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.
Despite several warnings telling us that it’s forbidden, the EoJ Trek-Cast has nevertheless returned to the Genesis Planet to discuss the third entry in the Star Trek film franchise, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. Given Trek newbie Nick Goathoof’s controversial stance on The Wrath of Khan, it seemed highly unlikely that the follow up would turn the Hoof around on this venerable series. However, is it possible that The Search for Spock managed to tinker with Nick’s katra and show him the greatness of the Final Frontier?
I’m your host and Captain, David Snider, and joining me as we attempt to swap katras are fellow crewmates Lt. Commander Chad Griner and Ensign Nick Goathoof.
Topics of discussion in this episode include us thumbing our nose at Vulcan mysticism; Nick wages war on the Federation and joins the Klingon Empire; and finally, we plot the ultimate death match between Khan Noonien Singh and Commander Kruge.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Star Trek III: The Search for Spock through our Amazon side link.
The Empire or Jedi Trek-Cast will return with Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:20:42The Monster Squadcast #022 – We Liked IT!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/12/the-monster-squadcast-022-we-liked-it/
Wed, 13 Sep 2017 05:01:04 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5499http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/12/the-monster-squadcast-022-we-liked-it/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/09/12/the-monster-squadcast-022-we-liked-it/feed/0After floating around in the sewers of Tempe, AZ for the last few months, the Monster Squadcast has returned and is ready to tackle one of the most powerful and diabolical monsters in all of literature: Pennywise the Dancing Clown, aka It. This time, Pennywise is back in the form of a brand new motion […]

After floating around in the sewers of Tempe, AZ for the last few months, the Monster Squadcast has returned and is ready to tackle one of the most powerful and diabolical monsters in all of literature: Pennywise the Dancing Clown, aka It. This time, Pennywise is back in the form of a brand new motion picture, complements of Mama Director, Andres Muschietti. Does the new movie completely outdo the original 1990 TV miniseries, or is Tim Curry laughing in the storm drain at little Skarsgard’s portrayal of one of his most iconic roles?

Mission Report: It (2017)

Clowns transcend mortal fear

Stephen King may or may not have had a weird relationship with his parents

]]>After floating around in the sewers of Tempe, AZ for the last few months, the Monster Squadcast has returned and is ready to tackle one of the most powerful and diabolical monsters in all of literature: Pennywise the Dancing Clown, aka It. This time,
After floating around in the sewers of Tempe, AZ for the last few months, the Monster Squadcast has returned and is ready to tackle one of the most powerful and diabolical monsters in all of literature: Pennywise the Dancing Clown, aka It. This time, Pennywise is back in the form of a brand new motion picture, complements of Mama Director, Andres Muschietti. Does the new movie completely outdo the original 1990 TV miniseries, or is Tim Curry laughing in the storm drain at little Skarsgard’s portrayal of one of his most iconic roles?
Mission Report: It (2017)

* Clowns transcend mortal fear
* Stephen King may or may not have had a weird relationship with his parents
* AMC Theatres does NOT care about your movie-going experience

Until next time…we’ll be right baaaaaack!

You can follow the Squad on Twitter @HappySadMovies, @CodyEastlick and @empireorjedi.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:18:07#338 – Spotlight On: Predatorhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/31/338-spotlight-on-predator/
Fri, 01 Sep 2017 01:48:41 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5487http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/31/338-spotlight-on-predator/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/31/338-spotlight-on-predator/feed/0And now, finishing off our special “John Mctiernan Double Feature” installment in Mike’s Cinematic Pile of Shame is the film that put old Mc’tierney on the map and gave Arnie some of his best one-liners, the sci-fi action classic Predator. If Mike thought he got an overabundance of manliness in Die Hard, he’ll soon find […]

And now, finishing off our special “John Mctiernan Double Feature” installment in Mike’s Cinematic Pile of Shame is the film that put old Mc’tierney on the map and gave Arnie some of his best one-liners, the sci-fi action classic Predator. If Mike thought he got an overabundance of manliness in Die Hard, he’ll soon find out that John McClane is nothing compared to a sexual tyrannosaur (aka Jesse “The Body” Ventura) – after all, who’s got time to bleed?

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we have ourselves some fun are fellow nerds and pencil pushers Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.

Topics of discussion in this episode include celebrating the male form with copious amounts of homoeroticism; we learn that dreadlocks on an alien never go out of style; and finally, we determine that we need more “VS” movies in our lives.

Predator v.1

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>And now, finishing off our special “John Mctiernan Double Feature” installment in Mike’s Cinematic Pile of Shame is the film that put old Mc’tierney on the map and gave Arnie some of his best one-liners, the sci-fi action classic Predator.
And now, finishing off our special “John Mctiernan Double Feature” installment in Mike’s Cinematic Pile of Shame is the film that put old Mc’tierney on the map and gave Arnie some of his best one-liners, the sci-fi action classic Predator. If Mike thought he got an overabundance of manliness in Die Hard, he’ll soon find out that John McClane is nothing compared to a sexual tyrannosaur (aka Jesse “The Body” Ventura) – after all, who’s got time to bleed?
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we have ourselves some fun are fellow nerds and pencil pushers Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.
Topics of discussion in this episode include celebrating the male form with copious amounts of homoeroticism; we learn that dreadlocks on an alien never go out of style; and finally, we determine that we need more “VS” movies in our lives.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Predator through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:02:44#337 – Spotlight On: Star Trek II – The Wrath of Khanhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/25/337-spotlight-on-star-trek-ii-the-wrath-of-khan/
Fri, 25 Aug 2017 22:51:01 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5481http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/25/337-spotlight-on-star-trek-ii-the-wrath-of-khan/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/25/337-spotlight-on-star-trek-ii-the-wrath-of-khan/feed/0 At the end of the universe…likes the beginning of a contrarian opinion. That’s right, despite Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan pretty much being unanimously praised as a bonafide masterpiece of sci-fi, one of us on this episode fails to understand all of the fuss. What follows is ninety minutes of two sane […]

At the end of the universe…likes the beginning of a contrarian opinion. That’s right, despite Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan pretty much being unanimously praised as a bonafide masterpiece of sci-fi, one of us on this episode fails to understand all of the fuss. What follows is ninety minutes of two sane people trying to extol the perfection of a classic to a man who may or may not be under the influence of a Ceti Alpha V eel (a Klingon aphrodisiac has been prescribed as a routine safety measure).

Topics of discussion in this episode include the proper and improper usage of a Klingon aphrodisiac; Nick calls Khan’s “superior intellect” into question; and finally, we try to understand just what the hell is the deal with those chest flaps on Starfleet uniforms.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Empire or Jedi Trek-Cast will return with Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.

]]> At the end of the universe…likes the beginning of a contrarian opinion. That’s right, despite Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan pretty much being unanimously praised as a bonafide masterpiece of sci-fi, one of us on this episode fails to understand all...
At the end of the universe…likes the beginning of a contrarian opinion. That’s right, despite Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan pretty much being unanimously praised as a bonafide masterpiece of sci-fi, one of us on this episode fails to understand all of the fuss. What follows is ninety minutes of two sane people trying to extol the perfection of a classic to a man who may or may not be under the influence of a Ceti Alpha V eel (a Klingon aphrodisiac has been prescribed as a routine safety measure).
I’m your host and admiral, David Snider, and joining me as we continue our journey into the Final Frontier our fellow Starfleet crewmembers Lt. Commander Chad Griner and Ensign Nick Goathoof.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the proper and improper usage of a Klingon aphrodisiac; Nick calls Khan’s “superior intellect” into question; and finally, we try to understand just what the hell is the deal with those chest flaps on Starfleet uniforms.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan through our Amazon side link.
The Empire or Jedi Trek-Cast will return with Star Trek III: The Search for Spock.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:31:22#336 – Spotlight On: Die Hardhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/23/336-spotlight-on-die-hard/
Thu, 24 Aug 2017 04:07:58 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5471http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/23/336-spotlight-on-die-hard/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/23/336-spotlight-on-die-hard/feed/0While Nick, Chad, and myself may be off in the Final Frontier gallivanting around talking about Star Trek, that doesn’t mean that there isn’t stuff going on back home. As we learned a couple of months back, Michael Althouse’s cinematic pile of shame is vast, and believe it or not, this poor hipster hasn’t even […]

While Nick, Chad, and myself may be off in the Final Frontier gallivanting around talking about Star Trek, that doesn’t mean that there isn’t stuff going on back home. As we learned a couple of months back, Michael Althouse’s cinematic pile of shame is vast, and believe it or not, this poor hipster hasn’t even seen what is arguably the greatest action movie of all time: Die Hard. In fact, I was so flabbergasted by Mike’s shame that I took a break from my current ten-movie mission to send a long-range transmission back to Earth so I could discuss this cinematic masterpiece and fill him in on the joy’s he’s been missing out on for the last twenty nine years (yeah…Die Hard came out almost thirty years ago – Feelin’ old yet?).

I’m your host and bartender (for all you know) David Snider, and joining me as we take a look back at one of the greatest action films ever made are fellow nerds – and Brothers of the Asian Dawn – Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the unfortunate stigma of the white tank top; the difficulty of making someone fall from a building look believable; and finally, we question how convincing Hans Gruber’s American accent really is.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>While Nick, Chad, and myself may be off in the Final Frontier gallivanting around talking about Star Trek, that doesn’t mean that there isn’t stuff going on back home. As we learned a couple of months back,
While Nick, Chad, and myself may be off in the Final Frontier gallivanting around talking about Star Trek, that doesn’t mean that there isn’t stuff going on back home. As we learned a couple of months back, Michael Althouse’s cinematic pile of shame is vast, and believe it or not, this poor hipster hasn’t even seen what is arguably the greatest action movie of all time: Die Hard. In fact, I was so flabbergasted by Mike’s shame that I took a break from my current ten-movie mission to send a long-range transmission back to Earth so I could discuss this cinematic masterpiece and fill him in on the joy’s he’s been missing out on for the last twenty nine years (yeah…Die Hard came out almost thirty years ago – Feelin’ old yet?).
I’m your host and bartender (for all you know) David Snider, and joining me as we take a look back at one of the greatest action films ever made are fellow nerds – and Brothers of the Asian Dawn – Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the unfortunate stigma of the white tank top; the difficulty of making someone fall from a building look believable; and finally, we question how convincing Hans Gruber’s American accent really is.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Die Hard through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:07:24#335 – Spotlight On: Star Trek – The Motion Picturehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/17/335-spotlight-on-star-trek-the-motion-picture/
Fri, 18 Aug 2017 02:11:42 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5450http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/17/335-spotlight-on-star-trek-the-motion-picture/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/17/335-spotlight-on-star-trek-the-motion-picture/feed/0Finally, after long last, Empire or Jedi has returned to where it started…The Final Frontier. Yes, that’s right; a show that takes its name from a reference to Star Wars is finally getting around to doing something logical: discussing Star Trek. I am your host and recently promoted officer, Admiral David Snider, and joining me […]

Finally, after long last, Empire or Jedi has returned to where it started…The Final Frontier. Yes, that’s right; a show that takes its name from a reference to Star Wars is finally getting around to doing something logical: discussing Star Trek. I am your host and recently promoted officer, Admiral David Snider, and joining me on the first of our ten movie mission is Lt. Commander Chad Griner and Ensign Nick Goathoof. Much like the Bond-Cast series, Ensign Goathoof is a newbie to the world of Star Trek, and as such, will go into these films completely clean and without any sort of bias whatsoever. What will Nick learn from the Trek-verse? Will he embrace the life of a Trekkie? Or will he give up all emotion like Chad and undergo Kolinahr training?

Topics of discussion in this episode include gratuitous spaceship porn; Nick takes issue with Spock’s poor grammar; and finally, we deem Chekov unfit for duty for reasons of wimpiness.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Empire or Jedi Trek-Cast will return with Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.

]]>Finally, after long last, Empire or Jedi has returned to where it started…The Final Frontier. Yes, that’s right; a show that takes its name from a reference to Star Wars is finally getting around to doing something logical: discussing Star Trek.
Finally, after long last, Empire or Jedi has returned to where it started…The Final Frontier. Yes, that’s right; a show that takes its name from a reference to Star Wars is finally getting around to doing something logical: discussing Star Trek. I am your host and recently promoted officer, Admiral David Snider, and joining me on the first of our ten movie mission is Lt. Commander Chad Griner and Ensign Nick Goathoof. Much like the Bond-Cast series, Ensign Goathoof is a newbie to the world of Star Trek, and as such, will go into these films completely clean and without any sort of bias whatsoever. What will Nick learn from the Trek-verse? Will he embrace the life of a Trekkie? Or will he give up all emotion like Chad and undergo Kolinahr training?
Topics of discussion in this episode include gratuitous spaceship porn; Nick takes issue with Spock’s poor grammar; and finally, we deem Chekov unfit for duty for reasons of wimpiness.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Star Trek: The Motion Picture through our Amazon side-link.
The Empire or Jedi Trek-Cast will return with Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:15:20Empire or Jidaikgeki #4 – Ranhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/01/empire-or-jidaikgeki-4-ran/
Wed, 02 Aug 2017 00:28:43 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5434http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/01/empire-or-jidaikgeki-4-ran/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/08/01/empire-or-jidaikgeki-4-ran/feed/0Ran is the Japanese word for “chaos.” In Akira Kurosawa’s 1985 Ran, chaos is examined from several vantage points. At the start there are no obvious conflicts and a sense that tranquility will remain the status quo. That image is shattered when the King, Hidetora, announces his retirement, and divides his kingdom among his sons. […]

Ran is the Japanese word for “chaos.” In Akira Kurosawa’s 1985 Ran, chaos is examined from several vantage points. At the start there are no obvious conflicts and a sense that tranquility will remain the status quo. That image is shattered when the King, Hidetora, announces his retirement, and divides his kingdom among his sons. Over the course of the film, chaos begins to creep into relationships between characters, the political order, and even the natural world.

By the premiere of Ran in 1985, Kurosawa was in his mid-seventies. He had lived through two world wars, the near complete destruction of his homeland, numerous changes of government, The Great Kanto Earthquake (which resulted in over one hundred thousand deaths), and just a few weeks prior, the death of his wife. There are profound parallels in the experience of Kurosawa and the pivotal character of the film, Hidetora. An aged man, Hidetora thrived in a time of war but finds himself unable to cope with a life of peace. In dividing his kingdom between his three sons, he sets in motion events that will bring about the death of himself and his legacy. The world of Ran is the world of Kurosawa. Life is lived at the whim of forces beyond one’s control, be they political, natural, or familial.

Although the initial transition of power is peaceful, with Hidetora retaining the nominal title of Great Lord, the arrangement soon unravels. Ran depicts this unraveling not as a response to a particular dramatic incident, but rather as a natural response to distance, time, and power. No one in Ran is an antagonist. Similar to Game of Thrones, every character is given enough depth to be on some level sympathetic. Like Cersei Lannister, even the Machiavellian Lady Kaede can justify her body count by the reality of the cutthroat world in which she lives.

Ran is often noted as Kurosawa’s return to the Jidaigeki genre, but it was also his second adaption of Shakespeare. In 1957 he transformed Macbeth from a Scottish king into a Samurai warlord with his epic Throne of Blood. In revisiting familiar ground, Kurosawa was able to focus on the pure craft of filmmaking. Ran was the most expensive Japanese movie ever made. It contained large-scale battles enacted in real time, with extras numbering in the thousands. Virtually blind in his later years and becoming uncomfortable in his abilities to direct, Kurosawa spent almost a decade meticulously painting storyboards for each shot of the film. Without the availability of CGI, entire villages were constructed and destroyed for filming. Its scale is unparalleled, and it is unlikely to be repeated anytime soon. This is a film that begs to be seen on as large a screen as possible. The imagery alone is rich enough to carry the weight of the story in an engaging way. An example is the climax to the second act of the film, in which Hidetora remains still in his throne room as it burns to the ground.

There is so much to unpack in Ran, and its themes of chaos and nihilism may be more prescient now than they were in the mid 1980’s. Ran argues that the default nature of humanity is chaos. Through social hierarchy, familial obligations, and construction of cities, humanity occasionally manages to create order. Like history, Ran shows us that governments collapse, family is no guarantee of safety, and castles are destined to burn.

]]>Ran is the Japanese word for “chaos.” In Akira Kurosawa’s 1985 Ran, chaos is examined from several vantage points. At the start there are no obvious conflicts and a sense that tranquility will remain the status quo.
Ran is the Japanese word for “chaos.” In Akira Kurosawa’s 1985 Ran, chaos is examined from several vantage points. At the start there are no obvious conflicts and a sense that tranquility will remain the status quo. That image is shattered when the King, Hidetora, announces his retirement, and divides his kingdom among his sons. Over the course of the film, chaos begins to creep into relationships between characters, the political order, and even the natural world.
By the premiere of Ran in 1985, Kurosawa was in his mid-seventies. He had lived through two world wars, the near complete destruction of his homeland, numerous changes of government, The Great Kanto Earthquake (which resulted in over one hundred thousand deaths), and just a few weeks prior, the death of his wife. There are profound parallels in the experience of Kurosawa and the pivotal character of the film, Hidetora. An aged man, Hidetora thrived in a time of war but finds himself unable to cope with a life of peace. In dividing his kingdom between his three sons, he sets in motion events that will bring about the death of himself and his legacy. The world of Ran is the world of Kurosawa. Life is lived at the whim of forces beyond one’s control, be they political, natural, or familial.

Although the initial transition of power is peaceful, with Hidetora retaining the nominal title of Great Lord, the arrangement soon unravels. Ran depicts this unraveling not as a response to a particular dramatic incident, but rather as a natural response to distance, time, and power. No one in Ran is an antagonist. Similar to Game of Thrones, every character is given enough depth to be on some level sympathetic. Like Cersei Lannister, even the Machiavellian Lady Kaede can justify her body count by the reality of the cutthroat world in which she lives.
Ran is often noted as Kurosawa’s return to the Jidaigeki genre, but it was also his second adaption of Shakespeare. In 1957 he transformed Macbeth from a Scottish king into a Samurai warlord with his epic Throne of Blood. In revisiting familiar ground, Kurosawa was able to focus on the pure craft of filmmaking. Ran was the most expensive Japanese movie ever made. It contained large-scale battles enacted in real time, with extras numbering in the thousands. Virtually blind in his later years and becoming uncomfortable in his abilities to direct, Kurosawa spent almost a decade meticulously painting storyboards for each shot of the film. Without the availability of CGI, entire villages were constructed and destroyed for filming. Its scale is unparalleled, and it is unlikely to be repeated anytime soon. This is a film that begs to be seen on as large a screen as possible. The imagery alone is rich enough to carry the weight of the story in an engaging way. An example is the climax to the second act of the film, in which Hidetora remains still in his throne room as it burns to the ground.
There is so much to unpack in Ran, and its themes of chaos and nihilism may be more prescient now than they were in the mid 1980’s. Ran argues that the default nature of humanity is chaos. Through social hierarchy, familial obligations, and construction of cities, humanity occasionally manages to create order. Like history, Ran shows us that governments collapse, family is no guarantee of safety, and castles are destined to burn.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:17:08#334 – The League of Disappointing Franchiseshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/20/334-the-league-of-disappointing-franchises/
Wed, 21 Jun 2017 01:46:10 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5409http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/20/334-the-league-of-disappointing-franchises/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/20/334-the-league-of-disappointing-franchises/feed/0When will Hollywood learn? It seems like that’s been a statement we’ve been hearing more and more frequently lately. For every step forward (Wonder Woman), it seems they quickly take two steps back (The Mummy). Maybe they figure they’re maintaining some sort of twisted cinematic equilibrium? Well, whatever their reasoning, let’s hope that at least […]

When will Hollywood learn? It seems like that’s been a statement we’ve been hearing more and more frequently lately. For every step forward (Wonder Woman), it seems they quickly take two steps back (The Mummy). Maybe they figure they’re maintaining some sort of twisted cinematic equilibrium? Well, whatever their reasoning, let’s hope that at least one of these studios will learn from their mistakes (and their successes).

And please, for the love of God, make sure Tom Cruise stays in IMF where he belongs. Ethan Hunt has no business messing around with ancient Egypt. That’s Brendon Fraser’s job.

Topics of discussion in this episode include cutting overhead at Empire or Jedi podcast studios; Jon manages to control himself (for the most part) as he watches Gal Gadot kick ass in No-Man’s-Land; and finally, Tom Cruise’s The Mummy manages to make Empire or Jedi history as Cody bestows it with an infamous new rating.

SPOILER WARNING

Wonder Woman23 min, 34 sec – 53 min, 22 sec

The Mummy53 min, 22 sec – 1 hr, 09 min, 23 sec

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>When will Hollywood learn? It seems like that’s been a statement we’ve been hearing more and more frequently lately. For every step forward (Wonder Woman), it seems they quickly take two steps back (The Mummy).
When will Hollywood learn? It seems like that’s been a statement we’ve been hearing more and more frequently lately. For every step forward (Wonder Woman), it seems they quickly take two steps back (The Mummy). Maybe they figure they’re maintaining some sort of twisted cinematic equilibrium? Well, whatever their reasoning, let’s hope that at least one of these studios will learn from their mistakes (and their successes).
And please, for the love of God, make sure Tom Cruise stays in IMF where he belongs. Ethan Hunt has no business messing around with ancient Egypt. That’s Brendon Fraser’s job.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me this week are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include cutting overhead at Empire or Jedi podcast studios; Jon manages to control himself (for the most part) as he watches Gal Gadot kick ass in No-Man’s-Land; and finally, Tom Cruise’s The Mummy manages to make Empire or Jedi history as Cody bestows it with an infamous new rating.
SPOILER WARNING
Wonder Woman

23 min, 34 sec – 53 min, 22 sec
The Mummy

53 min, 22 sec – 1 hr, 09 min, 23 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:30:59#333 – Spotlight On: Terminator 2: Judgment Dayhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/07/333-spotlight-on-terminator-2-judgment-day/
Wed, 07 Jun 2017 22:57:04 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5384http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/07/333-spotlight-on-terminator-2-judgment-day/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/07/333-spotlight-on-terminator-2-judgment-day/feed/0Michael Althouse may have addressed one of his cinematic blunders in the previous episode by finally watching The Road Warrior, but the future is not set. Michael Althouse still has one more wrong to right: watching Terminator 2: Judgment Day for the first time. Will he share the opinion of literally every other person in […]

Michael Althouse may have addressed one of his cinematic blunders in the previous episode by finally watching The Road Warrior, but the future is not set. Michael Althouse still has one more wrong to right: watching Terminator 2: Judgment Day for the first time. Will he share the opinion of literally every other person in the free world in thinking that T2 is one of the best action films ever made? Or will he pull the hipster card and say eh, the original is far superior!

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we enter our time bubbles for the conclusion of this Pile of Shame two-parter are fellow nerds and resistance fighters Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the marketing of a Hard-R rated film to children; we lament the lost art of teaser trailers; and finally, we decide which post-apocalypse would be more likely: BDSM marauders or an A.I. takeover?

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Michael Althouse may have addressed one of his cinematic blunders in the previous episode by finally watching The Road Warrior, but the future is not set. Michael Althouse still has one more wrong to right: watching Terminator 2: Judgment Day for the f...
Michael Althouse may have addressed one of his cinematic blunders in the previous episode by finally watching The Road Warrior, but the future is not set. Michael Althouse still has one more wrong to right: watching Terminator 2: Judgment Day for the first time. Will he share the opinion of literally every other person in the free world in thinking that T2 is one of the best action films ever made? Or will he pull the hipster card and say eh, the original is far superior!
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we enter our time bubbles for the conclusion of this Pile of Shame two-parter are fellow nerds and resistance fighters Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the marketing of a Hard-R rated film to children; we lament the lost art of teaser trailers; and finally, we decide which post-apocalypse would be more likely: BDSM marauders or an A.I. takeover?
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Terminator 2: Judgment Day through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:13:59#332 – Spotlight On: The Road Warriorhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/06/332-spotlight-on-the-road-warrior/
Wed, 07 Jun 2017 04:00:46 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5378http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/06/332-spotlight-on-the-road-warrior/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/06/06/332-spotlight-on-the-road-warrior/feed/0The time has come, yet again, to remind one of our own of his cinematic shame. I’m speaking, of course, of Michael Althouse: Host of Take of Your Pants and Podcast. He may have a scary knowledge of all things Blink 182, but I wonder what his fans would say if they found out he […]

The time has come, yet again, to remind one of our own of his cinematic shame. I’m speaking, of course, of Michael Althouse: Host of Take of Your Pants and Podcast. He may have a scary knowledge of all things Blink 182, but I wonder what his fans would say if they found out he had never seen The Road Warrior (aka Mad Max 2) or Terminator 2: Judgement Day? I know, it’s hard to believe that someone in his late twenties, in the year 2017, has not seen either of these two cinematic masterpieces. How he lives with himself day to day knowing that he carries this with him at all times is a misery that I wouldn’t want to experience, nor would I wish on my most hated enemy. Thankfully, Ryan and I were somehow able to get Mike to reveal this shameful bit of information to us so we could rid him of this burden. The only question now is…what did he think?

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we put on our assless chaps for a two part discussion are fellow nerds and wastelanders Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.

Topics of discussion in Part 1 include the post-apocalyptic world of BDSM fashion; we wonder how Lord Humongous maintained that killer bod; and finally, we theorize what role each of us would play in the post-apocalypse.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>The time has come, yet again, to remind one of our own of his cinematic shame. I’m speaking, of course, of Michael Althouse: Host of Take of Your Pants and Podcast. He may have a scary knowledge of all things Blink 182,
The time has come, yet again, to remind one of our own of his cinematic shame. I’m speaking, of course, of Michael Althouse: Host of Take of Your Pants and Podcast. He may have a scary knowledge of all things Blink 182, but I wonder what his fans would say if they found out he had never seen The Road Warrior (aka Mad Max 2) or Terminator 2: Judgement Day? I know, it’s hard to believe that someone in his late twenties, in the year 2017, has not seen either of these two cinematic masterpieces. How he lives with himself day to day knowing that he carries this with him at all times is a misery that I wouldn’t want to experience, nor would I wish on my most hated enemy. Thankfully, Ryan and I were somehow able to get Mike to reveal this shameful bit of information to us so we could rid him of this burden. The only question now is…what did he think?
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we put on our assless chaps for a two part discussion are fellow nerds and wastelanders Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.
Topics of discussion in Part 1 include the post-apocalyptic world of BDSM fashion; we wonder how Lord Humongous maintained that killer bod; and finally, we theorize what role each of us would play in the post-apocalypse.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase The Road Warrior or The Mad Max High Octane Collection through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:05:26#331 – My Sweet (Star) Lordhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/05/13/331-my-sweet-star-lord/
Sat, 13 May 2017 21:37:13 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5356http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/05/13/331-my-sweet-star-lord/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/05/13/331-my-sweet-star-lord/feed/0After weeks of shrugable content emitting from Hollywood we were finally treated to a blockbuster that is fun, exciting, and hopefully a sign of things to come in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. As good as James Gunn’s latest entry in the Marvel Universe is, will it be enough to break the cinematic […]

After weeks of shrugable content emitting from Hollywood we were finally treated to a blockbuster that is fun, exciting, and hopefully a sign of things to come in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. As good as James Gunn’s latest entry in the Marvel Universe is, will it be enough to break the cinematic malaise that has settled over the Empire or Jedi crew as of late? Or will we have to wait until December for The Last Jedi to save us from the Hollywood doldrums?

Topics of discussion in this episode include our pitches for an alternate-genre take on Star Wars Episode XI; Emilia Clarke sports the latest in Portland fashion as she tries to save that one cute guy who ate sugar cubes in the second Hunger Games movie; and finally, Michael Rooker’s Yondu vies for the Best Line of 2017 as we discuss Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (aka, Disney’s Money Machine).

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>After weeks of shrugable content emitting from Hollywood we were finally treated to a blockbuster that is fun, exciting, and hopefully a sign of things to come in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. As good as James Gunn’s latest entry in the Marv...
After weeks of shrugable content emitting from Hollywood we were finally treated to a blockbuster that is fun, exciting, and hopefully a sign of things to come in Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. As good as James Gunn’s latest entry in the Marvel Universe is, will it be enough to break the cinematic malaise that has settled over the Empire or Jedi crew as of late? Or will we have to wait until December for The Last Jedi to save us from the Hollywood doldrums?
I’m your host and sourpuss David Snider, and joining me this week are fellow nerds and curmudgeons Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell, and Michael Althouse.
Topics of discussion in this episode include our pitches for an alternate-genre take on Star Wars Episode XI; Emilia Clarke sports the latest in Portland fashion as she tries to save that one cute guy who ate sugar cubes in the second Hunger Games movie; and finally, Michael Rooker’s Yondu vies for the Best Line of 2017 as we discuss Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (aka, Disney’s Money Machine).
SPOILER WARNING:
Me Before You

30 min, 14 sec – 42 min, 30 sec
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

1 hr, 04 min, 09 sec – 1 hr, 41 min, 05 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:44:14The Monster Squadcast #021 – Chekov’s Flying Vhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/05/01/the-monster-squadcast-021-chekovs-flying-v/
Mon, 01 May 2017 20:36:27 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5351http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/05/01/the-monster-squadcast-021-chekovs-flying-v/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/05/01/the-monster-squadcast-021-chekovs-flying-v/feed/0With sentient dolls and spiders now out of the way, we arrive at what is perhaps the most frightening bugaboo of all: The Devil. So far the bugaboos we’ve dealt with have been relatively low level, not really affecting the squadcaster in question; but Madolyn, the subject of this episode’s therapy session, was fundamentally more […]

With sentient dolls and spiders now out of the way, we arrive at what is perhaps the most frightening bugaboo of all: The Devil. So far the bugaboos we’ve dealt with have been relatively low level, not really affecting the squadcaster in question; but Madolyn, the subject of this episode’s therapy session, was fundamentally more terrified than either myself or Nick had been in ours, and even had a few stones unturned as a result…disturbing stones. Needless to say, Cody and I were surprised and even a little uneasy at these revelations. Can Madolyn, in addition to being a lizard creature (allegedly), also be in league with the Devil? And can all of this have been brought on by what is a solid, if not unremarkable, little horror film? Plug in your ear buds, sit back, and find out for yourself….

Mission Report: The Devil’s Candy

Ethan Embree (aka: Jesus) is shredded

Flying V guitars are effective devil repellant

Heavy Metal music can bring any family together

And thus concludes the Month of Bugaboos (for Cody has declared he is afraid of nothing). We’ll be back next time as we take on more of what the darkness has to offer.

]]>With sentient dolls and spiders now out of the way, we arrive at what is perhaps the most frightening bugaboo of all: The Devil. So far the bugaboos we’ve dealt with have been relatively low level, not really affecting the squadcaster in question; but ...
With sentient dolls and spiders now out of the way, we arrive at what is perhaps the most frightening bugaboo of all: The Devil. So far the bugaboos we’ve dealt with have been relatively low level, not really affecting the squadcaster in question; but Madolyn, the subject of this episode’s therapy session, was fundamentally more terrified than either myself or Nick had been in ours, and even had a few stones unturned as a result…disturbing stones. Needless to say, Cody and I were surprised and even a little uneasy at these revelations. Can Madolyn, in addition to being a lizard creature (allegedly), also be in league with the Devil? And can all of this have been brought on by what is a solid, if not unremarkable, little horror film? Plug in your ear buds, sit back, and find out for yourself….
Mission Report: The Devil’s Candy

And thus concludes the Month of Bugaboos (for Cody has declared he is afraid of nothing). We’ll be back next time as we take on more of what the darkness has to offer.

You can follow the Squad on Twitter @HappySadMovies, @CodyEastlick and @empireorjedi.
You can also rent The Devil’s Candy through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes52:32The Monster Squadcast #020 – Terror-antulahttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/26/the-monster-squadcast-020-terror-antula/
Thu, 27 Apr 2017 02:51:12 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5340http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/26/the-monster-squadcast-020-terror-antula/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/26/the-monster-squadcast-020-terror-antula/feed/0Arachnophobia is a very common bugaboo and one that I have suffered from all of my life. You would think that for The Monster Squadcast’s Month of Bugaboo’s that I would have chosen Arachnophobia as my bugaboo pick, as it is the only film to make me cover my eyes in terror (it still does, […]

Arachnophobia is a very common bugaboo and one that I have suffered from all of my life. You would think that for The Monster Squadcast’s Month of Bugaboo’s that I would have chosen Arachnophobia as my bugaboo pick, as it is the only film to make me cover my eyes in terror (it still does, as a matter of fact). But Arachnophobia the film is as common a scary spider movie as Arachnophobia itself is a bugaboo, so it was with that in mind that I decided to go against the norm and instead choose a spider movie of yesteryear; specifically, 1955’s Tarantula, a B-Movie from the Atomic era that features science gone awry and a giant spider terrorizing the fictional land of Desert Rock, Arizona. While the film itself did not elicit much spine tingling within me (regardless of the film’s quality, a spider will always scare me to some degree) it did, however, have a very different reaction amongst my fellow squadcasters, one that I was not expecting and one that I will probably not hear the end of for some time – for that I apologize.

Mission Report: Tarantula

Vimeo is NOT an ideal platform to watch out-of-print films

This movie’s pacing may offend millennial sensibilities

Viewing of supplemental spider videos online may be required in order to elicit actual terror

We’ll be back next time as we summon The Dark One for Madolyn’s bugaboo: The Devil’s Candy.

]]>Arachnophobia is a very common bugaboo and one that I have suffered from all of my life. You would think that for The Monster Squadcast’s Month of Bugaboo’s that I would have chosen Arachnophobia as my bugaboo pick,
Arachnophobia is a very common bugaboo and one that I have suffered from all of my life. You would think that for The Monster Squadcast’s Month of Bugaboo’s that I would have chosen Arachnophobia as my bugaboo pick, as it is the only film to make me cover my eyes in terror (it still does, as a matter of fact). But Arachnophobia the film is as common a scary spider movie as Arachnophobia itself is a bugaboo, so it was with that in mind that I decided to go against the norm and instead choose a spider movie of yesteryear; specifically, 1955’s Tarantula, a B-Movie from the Atomic era that features science gone awry and a giant spider terrorizing the fictional land of Desert Rock, Arizona. While the film itself did not elicit much spine tingling within me (regardless of the film’s quality, a spider will always scare me to some degree) it did, however, have a very different reaction amongst my fellow squadcasters, one that I was not expecting and one that I will probably not hear the end of for some time – for that I apologize.
Mission Report: Tarantula

* Vimeo is NOT an ideal platform to watch out-of-print films
* This movie’s pacing may offend millennial sensibilities
* Viewing of supplemental spider videos online may be required in order to elicit actual terror

We’ll be back next time as we summon The Dark One for Madolyn’s bugaboo: The Devil’s Candy.

You can follow the Squad on Twitter @HappySadMovies, @CodyEastlick and @empireorjedi.
You can also purchase Tarantula through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes32:48The Monster Squadcast #019 – Whoa oh aahhh! It’s Magic!!!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/19/the-monster-squadcast-019-whoa-oh-aahhh-its-magic/
Thu, 20 Apr 2017 03:59:14 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5330http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/19/the-monster-squadcast-019-whoa-oh-aahhh-its-magic/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/19/the-monster-squadcast-019-whoa-oh-aahhh-its-magic/feed/0The month of April is here, and with it comes a series of bugaboos for our intrepid group of monster squadcasters, films that will test their resolve and reveal their most terrible fears. First up: Nick Goathoof and his ironic fear of sentient toys (ironic, given his vast collection of action figures and collectibles) will […]

The month of April is here, and with it comes a series of bugaboos for our intrepid group of monster squadcasters, films that will test their resolve and reveal their most terrible fears.

First up: Nick Goathoof and his ironic fear of sentient toys (ironic, given his vast collection of action figures and collectibles) will be tested with the 1978 Richard Attenborough thriller, Magic.

You’ll find out whether or not Nick was able to get past his fear or if the unsettling idea of a dummy creepily staring off into the distance while you have sex was too much for him to bear.

Mission Report: Magic

Be prepared to fake a psychological profile when offered a television pilot.

Rocky Balboa’s trainer is very hard to kill.

Never get on a boat alone with a drunk Ed Lauter.

Next Episode: We press on with Bugaboo month as my fear of spiders is personified with 1955’s monster classic Tarantula. We’ll be right baaaaaack!!

]]>The month of April is here, and with it comes a series of bugaboos for our intrepid group of monster squadcasters, films that will test their resolve and reveal their most terrible fears. First up: Nick Goathoof and his ironic fear of sentient toys (ir...
The month of April is here, and with it comes a series of bugaboos for our intrepid group of monster squadcasters, films that will test their resolve and reveal their most terrible fears.
First up: Nick Goathoof and his ironic fear of sentient toys (ironic, given his vast collection of action figures and collectibles) will be tested with the 1978 Richard Attenborough thriller, Magic.
You’ll find out whether or not Nick was able to get past his fear or if the unsettling idea of a dummy creepily staring off into the distance while you have sex was too much for him to bear.
Mission Report: Magic

* Be prepared to fake a psychological profile when offered a television pilot.
* Rocky Balboa’s trainer is very hard to kill.
* Never get on a boat alone with a drunk Ed Lauter.

Next Episode: We press on with Bugaboo month as my fear of spiders is personified with 1955’s monster classic Tarantula. We’ll be right baaaaaack!!

You can follow the Squad on Twitter @HappySadMovies, @CodyEastlick and @empireorjedi.
You can also purchase Magic through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:05:39#330 – Empire or (The Last) Jedihttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/18/330-empire-or-the-last-jedi/
Wed, 19 Apr 2017 03:37:23 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5324http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/18/330-empire-or-the-last-jedi/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/18/330-empire-or-the-last-jedi/feed/0The wait is finally over; the Episode VIII theatrical trailer is finally here! And thank God it begins with Mark Hamill telling us to breathe; otherwise I think the collective fan community would have caused a great disturbance in the force with the sheer magnitude of their nerdgasm. I’m your host, David Snider, and joining […]

The wait is finally over; the Episode VIII theatrical trailer is finally here! And thank God it begins with Mark Hamill telling us to breathe; otherwise I think the collective fan community would have caused a great disturbance in the force with the sheer magnitude of their nerdgasm.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me again to add yet another trailer reaction to the vast ether are fellow nerds Cody Eastlick, Jonathan Hinckley, and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the implications of what it truly means to bring balance to the force; we share distaste at the moderator of choice at Star Wars Celebration; and finally, we tip our hat to the other nerdy franchise that has (briefly anyway) surpassed Star Wars’ opening weekend box office numbers.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>The wait is finally over; the Episode VIII theatrical trailer is finally here! And thank God it begins with Mark Hamill telling us to breathe; otherwise I think the collective fan community would have caused a great disturbance in the force with the sh...
The wait is finally over; the Episode VIII theatrical trailer is finally here! And thank God it begins with Mark Hamill telling us to breathe; otherwise I think the collective fan community would have caused a great disturbance in the force with the sheer magnitude of their nerdgasm.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me again to add yet another trailer reaction to the vast ether are fellow nerds Cody Eastlick, Jonathan Hinckley, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the implications of what it truly means to bring balance to the force; we share distaste at the moderator of choice at Star Wars Celebration; and finally, we tip our hat to the other nerdy franchise that has (briefly anyway) surpassed Star Wars’ opening weekend box office numbers.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:07:35Empire or Jidaigeki #3 – Kwaidanhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/17/empire-or-jidaigeki-3-kwaidan/
Tue, 18 Apr 2017 03:38:10 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5307http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/17/empire-or-jidaigeki-3-kwaidan/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/17/empire-or-jidaigeki-3-kwaidan/feed/0Blood has been spilt. Our bodies are heavy. Mike and I have lived through violence during our time of Jidaigeki exploration. After such tangible horror, we pause for a moment around a flickering camp fire to experience horrors of a more surreal nature. Jidaigeki films are not without their ghost stories and in this episode […]

Blood has been spilt. Our bodies are heavy. Mike and I have lived through violence during our time of Jidaigeki exploration. After such tangible horror, we pause for a moment around a flickering camp fire to experience horrors of a more surreal nature. Jidaigeki films are not without their ghost stories and in this episode we submerse ourselves in the haunting tales found in 1964’s Kwaidan. From the moment the film begins to the last second of runtime, we find ourselves in a place lost between here and somewhere. We find ourselves in a setting reminiscent of the places we’ve traveled in earlier films, but at the same time eerily foreign. Our transition into this different world is slow and unhurried. Long patient camera shots immerse us in the elaborate sets like a rolling fog from the East. Transfixed by beauty, we attempt to chew and stew on the wonders of this lost gem.

It’s important to mention that the Criterion Collection’s most recent release of Kwaidan makes “The Woman of the Snow” segment widely available here in the states for the first time. This segment is no less in quality than the rest of its partners. Kwaidan features four stories rooted in Japanese folklore. Each story is self-contained and could be enjoyed separately. At the same time, they all feel connected by this other-worldly ambiance. Some films have a construction that feels almost magical, as if the director put this moving picture together with the wave of a wand. Kwaidan achieves sensory perfection; each story possessing unforgettable visuals.

Like every good ghost story, it will stay with you in some way long after the embers of the camp fire have extinguished. Kwaidan’s influence can be seen throughout the film. From lighting to camera movements, this film has cemented itself as important both in content and construction. If we totaled the amount of people who have seen this film, there is one certain conclusion: it is not enough. Sheath your bloody sword for a moment and pour a cup of sake. Join Mike and myself, Goathoof, for this episode. This is a film worth watching. You need these visuals in your life.

]]>Blood has been spilt. Our bodies are heavy. Mike and I have lived through violence during our time of Jidaigeki exploration. After such tangible horror, we pause for a moment around a flickering camp fire to experience horrors of a more surreal nature....
Blood has been spilt. Our bodies are heavy. Mike and I have lived through violence during our time of Jidaigeki exploration. After such tangible horror, we pause for a moment around a flickering camp fire to experience horrors of a more surreal nature. Jidaigeki films are not without their ghost stories and in this episode we submerse ourselves in the haunting tales found in 1964’s Kwaidan. From the moment the film begins to the last second of runtime, we find ourselves in a place lost between here and somewhere. We find ourselves in a setting reminiscent of the places we’ve traveled in earlier films, but at the same time eerily foreign. Our transition into this different world is slow and unhurried. Long patient camera shots immerse us in the elaborate sets like a rolling fog from the East. Transfixed by beauty, we attempt to chew and stew on the wonders of this lost gem.
It’s important to mention that the Criterion Collection’s most recent release of Kwaidan makes “The Woman of the Snow” segment widely available here in the states for the first time. This segment is no less in quality than the rest of its partners. Kwaidan features four stories rooted in Japanese folklore. Each story is self-contained and could be enjoyed separately. At the same time, they all feel connected by this other-worldly ambiance. Some films have a construction that feels almost magical, as if the director put this moving picture together with the wave of a wand. Kwaidan achieves sensory perfection; each story possessing unforgettable visuals.
Like every good ghost story, it will stay with you in some way long after the embers of the camp fire have extinguished. Kwaidan’s influence can be seen throughout the film. From lighting to camera movements, this film has cemented itself as important both in content and construction. If we totaled the amount of people who have seen this film, there is one certain conclusion: it is not enough. Sheath your bloody sword for a moment and pour a cup of sake. Join Mike and myself, Goathoof, for this episode. This is a film worth watching. You need these visuals in your life.

Follow Mike and Goathoof on Twitter @MichaelAlthouse and @Goathoof88.
You can purchase Kwaidan through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:19:31#329 – Spotlight On: Ghost in the Shell (2017)http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/12/329-spotlight-on-ghost-in-the-shell-2017/
Thu, 13 Apr 2017 04:36:13 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5294http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/12/329-spotlight-on-ghost-in-the-shell-2017/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/12/329-spotlight-on-ghost-in-the-shell-2017/feed/0Hot off the heels of 1995’s Ghost in the Shell, Goathoof and Mike opt for a change of pace with 2017’s Ghost in the Shell. Set in Neo-Who Knows Maybe Tokyo, the first(?) human brain with a full robo-body unravels a shadowy conspiracy and learns about herself in the process. Director Rupert Smith does a […]

Hot off the heels of 1995’s Ghost in the Shell, Goathoof and Mike opt for a change of pace with 2017’s Ghost in the Shell. Set in Neo-Who Knows Maybe Tokyo, the first(?) human brain with a full robo-body unravels a shadowy conspiracy and learns about herself in the process. Director Rupert Smith does a serviceable job presenting a compelling vision of the near future and replicating the fluid action scenes of the original anime. Unfortunately, the remaining aspects of Mr. Smith’s update are at best stale and at worst insulting.

The anime version of Ghost in the Shell has a haunting and subdued soundtrack, especially for an action movie released in 1995. In the remake, Clint Mansell and Lorne Balfe create something that pretty much sounds like the original, but with the edges sanded-off. Seemingly ever present ominous cellos provide new space between occasional melancholic chants. Where the original sparingly used music to add a sort of spiritual element, this film pretty much uses music like action movies use music.

Scarlett Johansson should not have been cast as the role of the Major. The original anime and manga both describe Major as Japanese. Without getting into spoilers, the crux of Mr. Smith’s plot doubles down Major’s Japanese heritage in a way that is baffling and frankly inexcusable. Johansson for her part does a worthy job as Major. As in the Avengers and Goathoof’s beloved Lucy, she convincingly whips around the screen and dispatches scores of nameless criminals with a John-Wickian efficiency. Marvel, please take notice and make that damn Black Widow movie.

]]>Hot off the heels of 1995’s Ghost in the Shell, Goathoof and Mike opt for a change of pace with 2017’s Ghost in the Shell. Set in Neo-Who Knows Maybe Tokyo, the first(?) human brain with a full robo-body unravels a shadowy conspiracy and learns about h...
Hot off the heels of 1995’s Ghost in the Shell, Goathoof and Mike opt for a change of pace with 2017’s Ghost in the Shell. Set in Neo-Who Knows Maybe Tokyo, the first(?) human brain with a full robo-body unravels a shadowy conspiracy and learns about herself in the process. Director Rupert Smith does a serviceable job presenting a compelling vision of the near future and replicating the fluid action scenes of the original anime. Unfortunately, the remaining aspects of Mr. Smith’s update are at best stale and at worst insulting.
The anime version of Ghost in the Shell has a haunting and subdued soundtrack, especially for an action movie released in 1995. In the remake, Clint Mansell and Lorne Balfe create something that pretty much sounds like the original, but with the edges sanded-off. Seemingly ever present ominous cellos provide new space between occasional melancholic chants. Where the original sparingly used music to add a sort of spiritual element, this film pretty much uses music like action movies use music.
Scarlett Johansson should not have been cast as the role of the Major. The original anime and manga both describe Major as Japanese. Without getting into spoilers, the crux of Mr. Smith’s plot doubles down Major’s Japanese heritage in a way that is baffling and frankly inexcusable. Johansson for her part does a worthy job as Major. As in the Avengers and Goathoof’s beloved Lucy, she convincingly whips around the screen and dispatches scores of nameless criminals with a John-Wickian efficiency. Marvel, please take notice and make that damn Black Widow movie.

You can follow Nick and Mike on Twitter @Goathoof88 and @MichaelAlthouse.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes57:15The Monster Squadcast #018 – Anything Goes in Francehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/03/the-monster-squadcast-018-anything-goes-in-france/
Tue, 04 Apr 2017 03:36:13 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5284http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/03/the-monster-squadcast-018-anything-goes-in-france/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/04/03/the-monster-squadcast-018-anything-goes-in-france/feed/0Now that Spring Break is behind us, and we have successfully rid Lake Victoria of all of its prehistoric piranhas, it’s time for the Squad to get back to school – veterinary school, to be exact, IN PARIS! Two of us in the Squad were excited by this prospect, as we have only taken on […]

Now that Spring Break is behind us, and we have successfully rid Lake Victoria of all of its prehistoric piranhas, it’s time for the Squad to get back to school – veterinary school, to be exact, IN PARIS! Two of us in the Squad were excited by this prospect, as we have only taken on one international project before (the lost Suspria, aka Italian, episode – again, sorry about that), but there was one among us who didn’t exactly have a soft spot for the magical land of baguettes; a person whose reaction to French cinema has been spotty at best as of late. Was the debut film of Julia Docournau enough to break this bias towards France and its contributions to the horror/thriller genre or will our lone detractor (who may or may not be a lizard creature) write off the French in Film forever?

Mission Report: Raw

Veterinary School in France is intense.

Always be sure to thrust hips outward when urinating into the wind.

Once you develop a taste for meat, you will probably turn into a cannibal.

Next Episode: The Squad begins a month long journey, which will become known as “Bugaboo Month” as they dig in to each of their individual fears and try their best to overcome them. First up on the chopping block is Nick Goathoof, as we try to cure him of his fear of inanimate objects, specifically toys, with Richard Attenborough’s Magic.

]]>Now that Spring Break is behind us, and we have successfully rid Lake Victoria of all of its prehistoric piranhas, it’s time for the Squad to get back to school – veterinary school, to be exact, IN PARIS! Two of us in the Squad were excited by this pro...
Now that Spring Break is behind us, and we have successfully rid Lake Victoria of all of its prehistoric piranhas, it’s time for the Squad to get back to school – veterinary school, to be exact, IN PARIS! Two of us in the Squad were excited by this prospect, as we have only taken on one international project before (the lost Suspria, aka Italian, episode – again, sorry about that), but there was one among us who didn’t exactly have a soft spot for the magical land of baguettes; a person whose reaction to French cinema has been spotty at best as of late. Was the debut film of Julia Docournau enough to break this bias towards France and its contributions to the horror/thriller genre or will our lone detractor (who may or may not be a lizard creature) write off the French in Film forever?
Mission Report: Raw

* Veterinary School in France is intense.
* Always be sure to thrust hips outward when urinating into the wind.
* Once you develop a taste for meat, you will probably turn into a cannibal.

Next Episode: The Squad begins a month long journey, which will become known as “Bugaboo Month” as they dig in to each of their individual fears and try their best to overcome them. First up on the chopping block is Nick Goathoof, as we try to cure him of his fear of inanimate objects, specifically toys, with Richard Attenborough’s Magic.

Be sure to follow the Squad on Twitter @empireorjedi, @codyeastlick and @HappySadMovies.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:10:36#328 – Spotlight On: Ghost in the Shell (1995)http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/30/the-empire-or-jedi-podcast-328-spotlight-on-ghost-in-the-shell-1995/
Fri, 31 Mar 2017 03:51:17 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5271http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/30/the-empire-or-jedi-podcast-328-spotlight-on-ghost-in-the-shell-1995/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/30/the-empire-or-jedi-podcast-328-spotlight-on-ghost-in-the-shell-1995/feed/0Taking a pause between pounding sake and watching Jidaigeki films, Goathoof and Mike re-visit Mamoru Oshii’s seminal Ghost in the Shell. Goathoof has a lot of love for this 90’s anime classic, and thought it would be worth revisiting in anticipation of the live action release. The most obvious achievement of Ghost in the Shell […]

Taking a pause between pounding sake and watching Jidaigeki films, Goathoof and Mike re-visit Mamoru Oshii’s seminal Ghost in the Shell. Goathoof has a lot of love for this 90’s anime classic, and thought it would be worth revisiting in anticipation of the live action release. The most obvious achievement of Ghost in the Shell is its combination of top-notch craft and direction in the animation. Backgrounds are painstakingly detailed, character animation is fluid, and shots are framed in classic noir style.

Ghost in the Shell is more than a sensory treat. The content of the film is startlingly relevant and correctly predicted the ubiquitous role of the Internet in modern life. The story takes the question of whether robots can be human as a jumping off point, and explores the idea in a genuinely unique way. Influential on its peers, Oshii’s Ghost in the Shell concepts have been largely repurposed in films from The Matrix to Ex-Machina.

Goathoof and Mike have slightly different takes on the film, and you’ll have to listen to find out where they stand. Topics of discussion include whether this whole Internet thing will ever catch on, why the filmmakers decided to have a naked woman as their protagonist, and the tactical merits of a spider-tank.

Join us next week for a change of pace when we discuss the 2017 film, Ghost in the Shell. As always, take care out there, and thanks for listening.

]]>Taking a pause between pounding sake and watching Jidaigeki films, Goathoof and Mike re-visit Mamoru Oshii’s seminal Ghost in the Shell. Goathoof has a lot of love for this 90’s anime classic, and thought it would be worth revisiting in anticipation of...
Taking a pause between pounding sake and watching Jidaigeki films, Goathoof and Mike re-visit Mamoru Oshii’s seminal Ghost in the Shell. Goathoof has a lot of love for this 90’s anime classic, and thought it would be worth revisiting in anticipation of the live action release. The most obvious achievement of Ghost in the Shell is its combination of top-notch craft and direction in the animation. Backgrounds are painstakingly detailed, character animation is fluid, and shots are framed in classic noir style.
Ghost in the Shell is more than a sensory treat. The content of the film is startlingly relevant and correctly predicted the ubiquitous role of the Internet in modern life. The story takes the question of whether robots can be human as a jumping off point, and explores the idea in a genuinely unique way. Influential on its peers, Oshii’s Ghost in the Shell concepts have been largely repurposed in films from The Matrix to Ex-Machina.
Goathoof and Mike have slightly different takes on the film, and you’ll have to listen to find out where they stand. Topics of discussion include whether this whole Internet thing will ever catch on, why the filmmakers decided to have a naked woman as their protagonist, and the tactical merits of a spider-tank.
Join us next week for a change of pace when we discuss the 2017 film, Ghost in the Shell. As always, take care out there, and thanks for listening.

You can follow Nick and Mike on Twitter @Goathoof88 and @MichaelAlthouse.
You can also purchase Ghost in the Shell (1995) through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:10:15#327 – Bach-Nationhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/28/327-bach-nation/
Wed, 29 Mar 2017 04:20:06 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5265http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/28/327-bach-nation/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/28/327-bach-nation/feed/0Now that we’ve finally regrouped after the embarrassing failure that was the EoJ 2016 Awards Show Trainwreck (again, My bad), we’re back and ready to fill you in on everything we’ve been watching in March. Some of us caught Hugh Jackman’s latest and final go-round as Wolverine, another went back in time and witnessed the […]

Now that we’ve finally regrouped after the embarrassing failure that was the EoJ 2016 Awards Show Trainwreck (again, My bad), we’re back and ready to fill you in on everything we’ve been watching in March. Some of us caught Hugh Jackman’s latest and final go-round as Wolverine, another went back in time and witnessed the birth of the Federation, while others were exposed to a strange world of roses and manufactured reality. That’s right! We’re finally talking about a type of entertainment I’ve more or less managed to avoid for decades…reality television. (queue reaction shot and dramatic musical sting)

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we try to understand the unwritten rules of reality TV matchmaking are fellow nerds Chad Griner, Cody Eastlick, and special guest Madolyn Whitmer.

Topics of discussion on this episode include my latest worthless epiphany; we express shock at Sam Beckett’s surprisingly un-woke reaction to a certain Leap; and finally, Cody learns that whatever happens in the Jacuzzi…will probably land you a spot on The Bachelor in Paradise.

SPOILER WARNING

Logan1 hour, 21 min, 45 sec – 1 hour, 40 min, 32 sec

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Now that we’ve finally regrouped after the embarrassing failure that was the EoJ 2016 Awards Show Trainwreck (again, My bad), we’re back and ready to fill you in on everything we’ve been watching in March. Some of us caught Hugh Jackman’s latest and fi...
Now that we’ve finally regrouped after the embarrassing failure that was the EoJ 2016 Awards Show Trainwreck (again, My bad), we’re back and ready to fill you in on everything we’ve been watching in March. Some of us caught Hugh Jackman’s latest and final go-round as Wolverine, another went back in time and witnessed the birth of the Federation, while others were exposed to a strange world of roses and manufactured reality. That’s right! We’re finally talking about a type of entertainment I’ve more or less managed to avoid for decades…reality television. (queue reaction shot and dramatic musical sting)
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we try to understand the unwritten rules of reality TV matchmaking are fellow nerds Chad Griner, Cody Eastlick, and special guest Madolyn Whitmer.
Topics of discussion on this episode include my latest worthless epiphany; we express shock at Sam Beckett’s surprisingly un-woke reaction to a certain Leap; and finally, Cody learns that whatever happens in the Jacuzzi…will probably land you a spot on The Bachelor in Paradise.
SPOILER WARNING
Logan

1 hour, 21 min, 45 sec – 1 hour, 40 min, 32 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:42:52The Monster Squadcast #017 – Piranhas Gone Wild!!!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/20/the-monster-squadcast-017-piranhas-gone-wild/
Tue, 21 Mar 2017 05:17:18 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5243http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/20/the-monster-squadcast-017-piranhas-gone-wild/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/20/the-monster-squadcast-017-piranhas-gone-wild/feed/0Spring Breeeeeak, ya’lllll!!! That’s right, it’s that time of year again. Time for thousands of college students around the country to make the annual migration to lakes, rivers, beaches, and basically anywhere you can get water sprayed on you, and let loose with their wild side! (and their boobs). A word of warning, however, to […]

Spring Breeeeeak, ya’lllll!!! That’s right, it’s that time of year again. Time for thousands of college students around the country to make the annual migration to lakes, rivers, beaches, and basically anywhere you can get water sprayed on you, and let loose with their wild side! (and their boobs). A word of warning, however, to all of you would-be wild ones: don’t go partying near a Mesolithic dig site, or you’re liable to have your face eaten by several thousand 3D piranhas.

Mission Report: Piranha 3D

Film may contain one or more wet t-shirts

Eli Roth finally gets comeuppance

May anger real life scum bag

Some actors featured may in fact be “slumming it”

The Squad will return with another Christopher Lloyd feature. We’ll be right baaaaack…

]]>Spring Breeeeeak, ya’lllll!!! That’s right, it’s that time of year again. Time for thousands of college students around the country to make the annual migration to lakes, rivers, beaches, and basically anywhere you can get water sprayed on you,
Spring Breeeeeak, ya’lllll!!! That’s right, it’s that time of year again. Time for thousands of college students around the country to make the annual migration to lakes, rivers, beaches, and basically anywhere you can get water sprayed on you, and let loose with their wild side! (and their boobs). A word of warning, however, to all of you would-be wild ones: don’t go partying near a Mesolithic dig site, or you’re liable to have your face eaten by several thousand 3D piranhas.
Mission Report: Piranha 3D

* Film may contain one or more wet t-shirts
* Eli Roth finally gets comeuppance
* May anger real life scum bag
* Some actors featured may in fact be “slumming it”

The Squad will return with another Christopher Lloyd feature. We’ll be right baaaaack…

You can follow the Squad on Twitter @HappySadMovies, @CodyEastlick and @empireorjedi.
You can also purchase Piranha 3D through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes59:48The Monster Squadcast #016 – The Horrors of Dump Monthhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/16/the-monster-squadcast-016-the-horrors-of-dump-month/
Fri, 17 Mar 2017 04:20:05 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5231http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/16/the-monster-squadcast-016-the-horrors-of-dump-month/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/16/the-monster-squadcast-016-the-horrors-of-dump-month/feed/0Now that the squad has returned after its extended absence, it’s time for mop up duty, and what better time to mop up the dreck of Hollywood Horror than January and February, Hollywood’s traditional dump months. And what is on the docket this time? A cash-grab from a couple of previous Oscar winners; yet another […]

Now that the squad has returned after its extended absence, it’s time for mop up duty, and what better time to mop up the dreck of Hollywood Horror than January and February, Hollywood’s traditional dump months. And what is on the docket this time? A cash-grab from a couple of previous Oscar winners; yet another attempt to reboot a franchise; and a box office hit from a former wunderkind with a penchant for twist endings.

Rings – Film that actively encourages disinterest among its audience. Suggest taking several bathroom breaks to avoid overexposure

Split – Latest M. Night Shyamalan film. May contain one good performance and one overwritten script

Next Episode: After suffering several mental wounds from their latest mop up assignment, the squad takes some R&R and gets wild at Spring Breeeeeeeeak!!! (Only to run afoul of some Mesolithic underground lake dwellers)

]]>Now that the squad has returned after its extended absence, it’s time for mop up duty, and what better time to mop up the dreck of Hollywood Horror than January and February, Hollywood’s traditional dump months. And what is on the docket this time?
Now that the squad has returned after its extended absence, it’s time for mop up duty, and what better time to mop up the dreck of Hollywood Horror than January and February, Hollywood’s traditional dump months. And what is on the docket this time? A cash-grab from a couple of previous Oscar winners; yet another attempt to reboot a franchise; and a box office hit from a former wunderkind with a penchant for twist endings.
I’m your records keeper and founding squad member, David Snider, and joining me are fellow squadcasters Cody Eastlick and Madolyn Whitmer.
Mission Dossier:

Next Episode: After suffering several mental wounds from their latest mop up assignment, the squad takes some R&R and gets wild at Spring Breeeeeeeeak!!! (Only to run afoul of some Mesolithic underground lake dwellers)

You can follow the Squad on Twitter @HappySadMovies, @CodyEastlick and @empireorjedi.
You can also purchase The Bye Bye Man, Rings, and Split through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes52:01#326 – Spotlight On: Kong – Skull Islandhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/14/326-spotlight-on-kong-skull-island/
Wed, 15 Mar 2017 00:45:42 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5226http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/14/326-spotlight-on-kong-skull-island/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/14/326-spotlight-on-kong-skull-island/feed/0“It’s time to show Kong that man is king!” Who would’ve thought that Jordon Vogt-Roberts, a man whose only previous directorial credit was a coming of age indie film, would go on to direct one of the most entertaining giant monster flicks in recent memory? (Actually, I guess the same can be said for Colin […]

“It’s time to show Kong that man is king!”

Who would’ve thought that Jordon Vogt-Roberts, a man whose only previous directorial credit was a coming of age indie film, would go on to direct one of the most entertaining giant monster flicks in recent memory? (Actually, I guess the same can be said for Colin Trevorrow and Jurassic World. I guess if you hire someone with an honest to god vision you get a good movie. Go figure.) And one that ties in with Godzilla, no less? What a time to be alive…at least as far as movies are concerned.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we hop in our chopper and drop some fangasms all over this movie is fellow nerd and hollow earth theorist Nick Goathoof.

Topics of discussion in this episode include a film that obeys the rule of cool like no other; PG-13 gets harsh and actually elicits a WTF moment from the audience; and finally, Nick and I speculate on where the monster-verse goes from here as we eagerly anticipate Godzilla vs. King Kong.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

Kong: Skull Island is in theaters now.

The Empire or Jedi Kaiju-Cast will return with Mothra.

]]>“It’s time to show Kong that man is king!” Who would’ve thought that Jordon Vogt-Roberts, a man whose only previous directorial credit was a coming of age indie film, would go on to direct one of the most entertaining giant monster flicks in recent mem...“It’s time to show Kong that man is king!”

Who would’ve thought that Jordon Vogt-Roberts, a man whose only previous directorial credit was a coming of age indie film, would go on to direct one of the most entertaining giant monster flicks in recent memory? (Actually, I guess the same can be said for Colin Trevorrow and Jurassic World. I guess if you hire someone with an honest to god vision you get a good movie. Go figure.) And one that ties in with Godzilla, no less? What a time to be alive…at least as far as movies are concerned.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we hop in our chopper and drop some fangasms all over this movie is fellow nerd and hollow earth theorist Nick Goathoof.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a film that obeys the rule of cool like no other; PG-13 gets harsh and actually elicits a WTF moment from the audience; and finally, Nick and I speculate on where the monster-verse goes from here as we eagerly anticipate Godzilla vs. King Kong.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

Kong: Skull Island is in theaters now.
The Empire or Jedi Kaiju-Cast will return with Mothra.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:02:37Empire or Jidaigeki #2 – Yojimbohttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/10/empire-or-jidaigeki-2-yojimbo/
Sat, 11 Mar 2017 02:03:38 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5217http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/10/empire-or-jidaigeki-2-yojimbo/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/10/empire-or-jidaigeki-2-yojimbo/feed/0The 1950’s were a transformative decade for Japan. Defeat in the Second World War led to a rejection of its military-first ideology. In its place, Japan invested money towards infrastructure. This policy set Japan on a course so successful that it is referred to in economics as the Japanese Post War Miracle. One of Japan’s […]

The 1950’s were a transformative decade for Japan. Defeat in the Second World War led to a rejection of its military-first ideology. In its place, Japan invested money towards infrastructure. This policy set Japan on a course so successful that it is referred to in economics as the Japanese Post War Miracle. One of Japan’s most successful directors, Akira Kurosawa, had a parallel trajectory. In the 1950’s he directed Rashomon, Ikiru, Throne of Blood, The Hidden Fortress, and Seven Samurai.

Released in 1961, Yojimbo comes as sort of punctuation to Kurosawa’s defining decade. Yojimbo’s tone reads as a clear response to the aggregated criticism of the past decade of his work. Throughout the 1950’s, Kurosawa received near universal praise internationally. At home in Japan however, his work faced increasing criticism of catering too much to western interests. Whether an attempt to highlight the contrast between his films and actual westerns or simply a wry nod to the critics, Yojimbo is Kurosawa going Full-Western. If it was a deliberate choice, Kurosawa succeeded. The film went on to be his highest grossing outside of Japan, and spawned a direct western remake in Sergio Leone’s A Fistful of Dollars.

Yojimbo is as simple as it gets. Wandering hero walks into town beset by problem. Hero kills most of the people in the town and somehow that solves problem. Hero leaves while the town presumably spirals into an economic depression as half its population is dead and the other half misses limbs.

Seven Samurai was also a simple story, but Kurosawa used its simplicity to focus on the details and paint a skirmish as an epic. In Yojimbo, Kurosawa utilizes minimal exposition so that he can focus on the emotional motivation of the protagonist. This is a great approach for stories driven by action rather than dialogue, and has been replicated in action classics from Rambo to Alien to John Wick.

Every action movie needs an action star, and Toshiro Mifune deserves to be up there with the best of them. In a world where we’re apparently still willing to enjoy the works of Mel Gibson, maybe we can achieve some moral equilibrium by revisiting Mifune. He is ripped straight out of the 80’s action hero playbook. Stoic. Given to severing his enemy’s limbs at the slightest transgression. Above all, he possesses an uncanny ability to just fight better than the bad guys.

Kurosawa probably had a few messages to get across with Yojimbo. In the third act a gun is introduced. This had a lot of significance in shogun-era Japan. Our hosts debate and decide on a universal truth about the subjectivity of art.

Yojimbo is a movie-ass-movie. To borrow a phrase, it is one of the best and brightest examples of the macho-action film. It follows the male protagonist interacting with an exclusively male world in a stereotypically masculine way. The societal ills are painted as issues that can be solved by killing the right people, rather than solving the specific problems. Unlike movies that borrowed from it, Yojimbo shows these attributes for what they are. Never preachy, Yojimbo is a fun watch, but it is never for a second a world in which the viewer wishes to live.

]]>The 1950’s were a transformative decade for Japan. Defeat in the Second World War led to a rejection of its military-first ideology. In its place, Japan invested money towards infrastructure. This policy set Japan on a course so successful that it is r...
The 1950’s were a transformative decade for Japan. Defeat in the Second World War led to a rejection of its military-first ideology. In its place, Japan invested money towards infrastructure. This policy set Japan on a course so successful that it is referred to in economics as the Japanese Post War Miracle. One of Japan’s most successful directors, Akira Kurosawa, had a parallel trajectory. In the 1950’s he directed Rashomon, Ikiru, Throne of Blood, The Hidden Fortress, and Seven Samurai.
Released in 1961, Yojimbo comes as sort of punctuation to Kurosawa’s defining decade. Yojimbo’s tone reads as a clear response to the aggregated criticism of the past decade of his work. Throughout the 1950’s, Kurosawa received near universal praise internationally. At home in Japan however, his work faced increasing criticism of catering too much to western interests. Whether an attempt to highlight the contrast between his films and actual westerns or simply a wry nod to the critics, Yojimbo is Kurosawa going Full-Western. If it was a deliberate choice, Kurosawa succeeded. The film went on to be his highest grossing outside of Japan, and spawned a direct western remake in Sergio Leone’s A Fistful of Dollars.
Yojimbo is as simple as it gets. Wandering hero walks into town beset by problem. Hero kills most of the people in the town and somehow that solves problem. Hero leaves while the town presumably spirals into an economic depression as half its population is dead and the other half misses limbs.
Seven Samurai was also a simple story, but Kurosawa used its simplicity to focus on the details and paint a skirmish as an epic. In Yojimbo, Kurosawa utilizes minimal exposition so that he can focus on the emotional motivation of the protagonist. This is a great approach for stories driven by action rather than dialogue, and has been replicated in action classics from Rambo to Alien to John Wick.
Every action movie needs an action star, and Toshiro Mifune deserves to be up there with the best of them. In a world where we’re apparently still willing to enjoy the works of Mel Gibson, maybe we can achieve some moral equilibrium by revisiting Mifune. He is ripped straight out of the 80’s action hero playbook. Stoic. Given to severing his enemy’s limbs at the slightest transgression. Above all, he possesses an uncanny ability to just fight better than the bad guys.
Kurosawa probably had a few messages to get across with Yojimbo. In the third act a gun is introduced. This had a lot of significance in shogun-era Japan. Our hosts debate and decide on a universal truth about the subjectivity of art.
Yojimbo is a movie-ass-movie. To borrow a phrase, it is one of the best and brightest examples of the macho-action film. It follows the male protagonist interacting with an exclusively male world in a stereotypically masculine way. The societal ills are painted as issues that can be solved by killing the right people, rather than solving the specific problems. Unlike movies that borrowed from it, Yojimbo shows these attributes for what they are. Never preachy, Yojimbo is a fun watch, but it is never for a second a world in which the viewer wishes to live.
]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:10:47#325 – Spotlight On: King Kong (1933)http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/08/325-spotlight-on-king-kong-1933/
Thu, 09 Mar 2017 02:32:25 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5204http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/08/325-spotlight-on-king-kong-1933/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/08/325-spotlight-on-king-kong-1933/feed/0“Why, the whole world will pay to see this.” With the imminent release of Kong: Skull Island, we figured what better way to celebrate the return of everyone’s favorite King than by revisiting the original 1933 classic that started it all, King Kong. Made in the height of the depression, it’s a film that still […]

“Why, the whole world will pay to see this.”

With the imminent release of Kong: Skull Island, we figured what better way to celebrate the return of everyone’s favorite King than by revisiting the original 1933 classic that started it all, King Kong. Made in the height of the depression, it’s a film that still manages to impress almost eighty-five years after it hit theaters. And this isn’t just a fan talking, mind you, this comes straight from the testimony of a newbie who had never seen the film in its entirety before, one Mr. Nick Goathoof.

That’s right, like the Bond Cast before it, Nick and I are embarking on yet another new retrospective film journey, one that will span decades and multiple franchises; this IsTHE EMPIRE OR JEDI KAIJU-CAST!!!

I’m your host and former kaiju obsessive, David Snider, and joining me once again is friend and current kaiju obsessive Nick Goathoof.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the surprising amount of brutality allowed in a film from the 1930s; we get an alternative history lesson in prehistoric creatures and the carnivorous nature of herbivores; and finally, we lament the lack of theatricality and variety in Kong’s inaugural Broadway appearance.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Empire or Jedi Kaiju-Cast will return with Kong: Skull Island.

]]>“Why, the whole world will pay to see this.” With the imminent release of Kong: Skull Island, we figured what better way to celebrate the return of everyone’s favorite King than by revisiting the original 1933 classic that started it all, King Kong.“Why, the whole world will pay to see this.”

With the imminent release of Kong: Skull Island, we figured what better way to celebrate the return of everyone’s favorite King than by revisiting the original 1933 classic that started it all, King Kong. Made in the height of the depression, it’s a film that still manages to impress almost eighty-five years after it hit theaters. And this isn’t just a fan talking, mind you, this comes straight from the testimony of a newbie who had never seen the film in its entirety before, one Mr. Nick Goathoof.
That’s right, like the Bond Cast before it, Nick and I are embarking on yet another new retrospective film journey, one that will span decades and multiple franchises; this Is THE EMPIRE OR JEDI KAIJU-CAST!!!
I’m your host and former kaiju obsessive, David Snider, and joining me once again is friend and current kaiju obsessive Nick Goathoof.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the surprising amount of brutality allowed in a film from the 1930s; we get an alternative history lesson in prehistoric creatures and the carnivorous nature of herbivores; and finally, we lament the lack of theatricality and variety in Kong’s inaugural Broadway appearance.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase King Kong (1933) through our Amazon side link.
The Empire or Jedi Kaiju-Cast will return with Kong: Skull Island.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:01:11The Monster Squadcast #015 – Get Out…and See This Moviehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/03/the-monster-squadcast-015-get-out-and-see-this-movie/
Sat, 04 Mar 2017 01:03:59 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5194http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/03/the-monster-squadcast-015-get-out-and-see-this-movie/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/03/the-monster-squadcast-015-get-out-and-see-this-movie/feed/0That’s right, kiddies…The Monster Squadcast is back! After months of silence, the screams have begun again, and this time we’re tackling our most dangerous mission yet; creepy racists. Jordon Peele’s directorial debut Get Out is the subject of our latest episode, and what better way to get back into the thick of it than to […]

That’s right, kiddies…The Monster Squadcast is back! After months of silence, the screams have begun again, and this time we’re tackling our most dangerous mission yet; creepy racists. Jordon Peele’s directorial debut Get Out is the subject of our latest episode, and what better way to get back into the thick of it than to talk about a movie whose subject is one of the most important issues of our time (or any time, for that matter).

Squadcaster Roll Call:

Next week: we’ll discuss all of the recent horror films we’ve seen in our extended absence, including Hollywood’s latest lame attempt to capitalize on the Friday the 13th release date. Until then…we’ll be right baaaaack!!!

Get Out is in theaters now.

]]>That’s right, kiddies…The Monster Squadcast is back! After months of silence, the screams have begun again, and this time we’re tackling our most dangerous mission yet; creepy racists. Jordon Peele’s directorial debut Get Out is the subject of our late...
That’s right, kiddies…The Monster Squadcast is back! After months of silence, the screams have begun again, and this time we’re tackling our most dangerous mission yet; creepy racists. Jordon Peele’s directorial debut Get Out is the subject of our latest episode, and what better way to get back into the thick of it than to talk about a movie whose subject is one of the most important issues of our time (or any time, for that matter).
Squadcaster Roll Call:
David Snider – Master of Tangents

Madolyn Whitmer – Master of the Dark Arts

Cody Eastlick – Rememberer of Character Names
Next week: we’ll discuss all of the recent horror films we’ve seen in our extended absence, including Hollywood’s latest lame attempt to capitalize on the Friday the 13th release date. Until then…we’ll be right baaaaack!!!

You can follow the Squad on Twitter @HappySadMovies, @CodyEastlick and @empireorjedi.
Get Out is in theaters now.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes49:33#324 – Best of 2016: Awards Show Train Wreckhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/02/324-best-of-2016-awards-show-train-wreck/
Fri, 03 Mar 2017 06:15:17 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5187http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/02/324-best-of-2016-awards-show-train-wreck/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/03/02/324-best-of-2016-awards-show-train-wreck/feed/0Well, better late than never I suppose. That’s right, folks, while we may have missed our usual release date for our annual Best of the Year episode, we’re back and here to present a special Best Of/Oscars-esque hybrid, complete with all of the gaffes, screw ups, and just plain sloppiness that you’d expect from a […]

Well, better late than never I suppose. That’s right, folks, while we may have missed our usual release date for our annual Best of the Year episode, we’re back and here to present a special Best Of/Oscars-esque hybrid, complete with all of the gaffes, screw ups, and just plain sloppiness that you’d expect from a movie awards show (minus announcing the wrong #1 film – we’re bad, but we’re not THAT bad).

So, with that in mind, let us begin with The Empire or Jedi Best of 2016 Train Wreck of Epic Proportions.

I’m your host and unprepared schmuck David Snider, and joining me again as we toast the best of what Hollywood had to offer us last year our fellow nerds and “just as confused looking as Winona Ryder looked at the Golden Globes” co-hosts, Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell, Cody Eastlick and Chad Griner.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the last minute shuffling that occurred within this year’s Top Ten as a result of Chad’s late ballot entry; a controversial award bewilders and makes everyone feel uncomfortable; and finally, Cody calls for a vote of no confidence as my position as host is threatened due to a complete and utter lack of preparation and possible corruption. (Update: This claim was later dismissed as Fake News)

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Well, better late than never I suppose. That’s right, folks, while we may have missed our usual release date for our annual Best of the Year episode, we’re back and here to present a special Best Of/Oscars-esque hybrid,
Well, better late than never I suppose. That’s right, folks, while we may have missed our usual release date for our annual Best of the Year episode, we’re back and here to present a special Best Of/Oscars-esque hybrid, complete with all of the gaffes, screw ups, and just plain sloppiness that you’d expect from a movie awards show (minus announcing the wrong #1 film – we’re bad, but we’re not THAT bad).
So, with that in mind, let us begin with The Empire or Jedi Best of 2016 Train Wreck of Epic Proportions.
I’m your host and unprepared schmuck David Snider, and joining me again as we toast the best of what Hollywood had to offer us last year our fellow nerds and “just as confused looking as Winona Ryder looked at the Golden Globes” co-hosts, Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell, Cody Eastlick and Chad Griner.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the last minute shuffling that occurred within this year’s Top Ten as a result of Chad’s late ballot entry; a controversial award bewilders and makes everyone feel uncomfortable; and finally, Cody calls for a vote of no confidence as my position as host is threatened due to a complete and utter lack of preparation and possible corruption. (Update: This claim was later dismissed as Fake News)
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes57:08Empire or Jidaigeki #1 – Vendetta of a Samuraihttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/02/13/empire-or-jidaigeki-1-vendetta-of-a-samurai/
Tue, 14 Feb 2017 01:53:09 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5167http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/02/13/empire-or-jidaigeki-1-vendetta-of-a-samurai/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/02/13/empire-or-jidaigeki-1-vendetta-of-a-samurai/feed/0Long ago, on a dark and stormy night, two wandering Podcasters found themselves in the same inn. Nicholas of clan Goathoof was the first to arrive. With him he brought the Goathoof family banner – a depiction of British actor Timothy Dalton dressed as the Green Power Ranger. Shortly after Nicholas finished his fourteenth round […]

Long ago, on a dark and stormy night, two wandering Podcasters found themselves in the same inn. Nicholas of clan Goathoof was the first to arrive. With him he brought the Goathoof family banner – a depiction of British actor Timothy Dalton dressed as the Green Power Ranger. Shortly after Nicholas finished his fourteenth round of sake, Mike, the one-hundred-and-eighty-second head of clan Blink, crashed through the main window of the quiet inn. Nicholas, abandoning his Star Wars Destiny Card game – even though he was about to resolve the special for two Thermal Detonators and get off six damage to all opponents – rushed to the aid of his new roommate. Brushing the glass off of his armor, Mike stood up, grabbed his podcasting equipment and calmly requested the innkeeper to bring him sake. Curious, Nicholas joined his fellow Podcast wanderer.

Though the two sat in silence for the first hour, by the twenty-second round of Sake, they had begun to develop a rapport. They bonded over a mutual love of Jidaigeki film, a Japanese genre that influenced filmmakers including Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarintino, and George Lucas. Generally set between 1500-1900, Jidaigeki films are Japanese period pieces, often retelling folk stores as old as the settings themselves. Throughout the night, the two belligerently discussed the genre’s classics, obscure gems, and anime adaptations.

The two began their conversation with Vendetta of a Samurai. Released in 1952, this retelling of a famous legend was written by legendary filmmaker Akira Kurosawa, and stars much of the cast from the yet-to-be-released Seven Samurai. Despite its star studded backing, this film is largely forgotten – pretty much unavailable save for a bizarrely translated version on YouTube. Is Vendetta of a Samurai a forgotten classic or was history right to discard this like so much genre trash? Will Mike and Nicholas make it alive with their livers unscathed? Tune in to find out.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Long ago, on a dark and stormy night, two wandering Podcasters found themselves in the same inn. Nicholas of clan Goathoof was the first to arrive. With him he brought the Goathoof family banner – a depiction of British actor Timothy Dalton dressed as ...
Long ago, on a dark and stormy night, two wandering Podcasters found themselves in the same inn. Nicholas of clan Goathoof was the first to arrive. With him he brought the Goathoof family banner – a depiction of British actor Timothy Dalton dressed as the Green Power Ranger. Shortly after Nicholas finished his fourteenth round of sake, Mike, the one-hundred-and-eighty-second head of clan Blink, crashed through the main window of the quiet inn. Nicholas, abandoning his Star Wars Destiny Card game – even though he was about to resolve the special for two Thermal Detonators and get off six damage to all opponents – rushed to the aid of his new roommate. Brushing the glass off of his armor, Mike stood up, grabbed his podcasting equipment and calmly requested the innkeeper to bring him sake. Curious, Nicholas joined his fellow Podcast wanderer.
Though the two sat in silence for the first hour, by the twenty-second round of Sake, they had begun to develop a rapport. They bonded over a mutual love of Jidaigeki film, a Japanese genre that influenced filmmakers including Steven Spielberg, Quentin Tarintino, and George Lucas. Generally set between 1500-1900, Jidaigeki films are Japanese period pieces, often retelling folk stores as old as the settings themselves. Throughout the night, the two belligerently discussed the genre’s classics, obscure gems, and anime adaptations.
The two began their conversation with Vendetta of a Samurai. Released in 1952, this retelling of a famous legend was written by legendary filmmaker Akira Kurosawa, and stars much of the cast from the yet-to-be-released Seven Samurai. Despite its star studded backing, this film is largely forgotten – pretty much unavailable save for a bizarrely translated version on YouTube. Is Vendetta of a Samurai a forgotten classic or was history right to discard this like so much genre trash? Will Mike and Nicholas make it alive with their livers unscathed? Tune in to find out.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:02:41#323 – Patrick Stewart is Poophttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/02/11/323-patrick-stewart-is-poop/
Sun, 12 Feb 2017 00:48:54 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5155http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/02/11/323-patrick-stewart-is-poop/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/02/11/323-patrick-stewart-is-poop/feed/0It’s been a bit frantic at Empire or Jedi studios as of late. Cody is now a super awesome film critic on Nerdophiles.com, Ryan is currently living with Criterion Erection host Michael Althouse until his new place is available, Jon is in Las Vegas working his ass off (among other things), and Chad…well, Chad is […]

It’s been a bit frantic at Empire or Jedi studios as of late. Cody is now a super awesome film critic on Nerdophiles.com, Ryan is currently living with Criterion Erection host Michael Althouse until his new place is available, Jon is in Las Vegas working his ass off (among other things), and Chad…well, Chad is a robot, so his schedule remains unchanged, except for the occasional oil bath. Nevertheless, your truly was able to get one of his faithful, but ever busy, co-hosts together to record another episode of movie reviews and occasional Star Wars Destiny tangents.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me this week as I try to understand the intricacies of early 80s David Lynch is Portland’s favorite adopted son, Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion on this week’s episode include the growing fandom of the Star Wars Destiny card/dice game; Ryan and I cast the upcoming Dune remake with holograms; and finally, we wait to see if Hollywood can pull another Lego Movie out of an Emoji (movie).

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>It’s been a bit frantic at Empire or Jedi studios as of late. Cody is now a super awesome film critic on Nerdophiles.com, Ryan is currently living with Criterion Erection host Michael Althouse until his new place is available,
It’s been a bit frantic at Empire or Jedi studios as of late. Cody is now a super awesome film critic on Nerdophiles.com, Ryan is currently living with Criterion Erection host Michael Althouse until his new place is available, Jon is in Las Vegas working his ass off (among other things), and Chad…well, Chad is a robot, so his schedule remains unchanged, except for the occasional oil bath. Nevertheless, your truly was able to get one of his faithful, but ever busy, co-hosts together to record another episode of movie reviews and occasional Star Wars Destiny tangents.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me this week as I try to understand the intricacies of early 80s David Lynch is Portland’s favorite adopted son, Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion on this week’s episode include the growing fandom of the Star Wars Destiny card/dice game; Ryan and I cast the upcoming Dune remake with holograms; and finally, we wait to see if Hollywood can pull another Lego Movie out of an Emoji (movie).
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:12:57#322 – The Last Running Jokehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/01/26/322-the-last-running-joke/
Fri, 27 Jan 2017 04:50:30 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5151http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/01/26/322-the-last-running-joke/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/01/26/322-the-last-running-joke/feed/0(LATE) BREAKING NEWS!!! LUCASFILM FINALLY ANNOUNCES THE TITLE TO EPISODE VIII. WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THIS MYSTERIOUS NEW TITLE? AND HOW LONG CAN I KEEP TYPING IN ALL CAPS BEFORE IT GETS ANNOYING?!?! I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we overanalyze a generic movie poster are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody […]

(LATE) BREAKING NEWS!!! LUCASFILM FINALLY ANNOUNCES THE TITLE TO EPISODE VIII. WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THIS MYSTERIOUS NEW TITLE? AND HOW LONG CAN I KEEP TYPING IN ALL CAPS BEFORE IT GETS ANNOYING?!?!

Topics of discussion in this week’s episode include the journey to Episode VIII officially getting underway…as does our avoidance of nerd forums and any possible spoilers; I finally get my act together and see La La Land; and finally, we see how long we can keep a running joke going as we flex our movie title knowledge.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>(LATE) BREAKING NEWS!!! LUCASFILM FINALLY ANNOUNCES THE TITLE TO EPISODE VIII. WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THIS MYSTERIOUS NEW TITLE? AND HOW LONG CAN I KEEP TYPING IN ALL CAPS BEFORE IT GETS ANNOYING?!?! I’m your host, David Snider,
(LATE) BREAKING NEWS!!! LUCASFILM FINALLY ANNOUNCES THE TITLE TO EPISODE VIII. WHAT CAN WE LEARN FROM THIS MYSTERIOUS NEW TITLE? AND HOW LONG CAN I KEEP TYPING IN ALL CAPS BEFORE IT GETS ANNOYING?!?!
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we overanalyze a generic movie poster are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Chad Griner, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this week’s episode include the journey to Episode VIII officially getting underway…as does our avoidance of nerd forums and any possible spoilers; I finally get my act together and see La La Land; and finally, we see how long we can keep a running joke going as we flex our movie title knowledge.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:17:18#321 – Begun, This Fast Food War Has…http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/01/20/321-begun-this-fast-food-war-has/
Fri, 20 Jan 2017 19:26:08 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5146http://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/01/20/321-begun-this-fast-food-war-has/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2017/01/20/321-begun-this-fast-food-war-has/feed/0Happy New Year, Everyone! We took some time off, but now we’re back. And what a world we’ve come back to… We have a new President, Star Wars Episode VIII is less than a year away, and Taco Bell has discontinued the Quesalupa. So, basically, if it weren’t for Star Wars, it might as well […]

Happy New Year, Everyone! We took some time off, but now we’re back. And what a world we’ve come back to… We have a new President, Star Wars Episode VIII is less than a year away, and Taco Bell has discontinued the Quesalupa. So, basically, if it weren’t for Star Wars, it might as well be End Times.

Topics of discussion in this episode include another debate on whether or not deceased actors should be digitally resurrected; George Lucas finally decides what to do with his 4 billion dollars; and finally, Taco Bell wins a major battle in the ongoing Fast Food wars by claiming an unexpected title.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Happy New Year, Everyone! We took some time off, but now we’re back. And what a world we’ve come back to… We have a new President, Star Wars Episode VIII is less than a year away, and Taco Bell has discontinued the Quesalupa. So, basically,
Happy New Year, Everyone! We took some time off, but now we’re back. And what a world we’ve come back to… We have a new President, Star Wars Episode VIII is less than a year away, and Taco Bell has discontinued the Quesalupa. So, basically, if it weren’t for Star Wars, it might as well be End Times.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds and fast food warriors Jonathan Hinckley, Chad Griner, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include another debate on whether or not deceased actors should be digitally resurrected; George Lucas finally decides what to do with his 4 billion dollars; and finally, Taco Bell wins a major battle in the ongoing Fast Food wars by claiming an unexpected title.
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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:08:03#320 – Hope Springs Eternalhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/24/320-hope-springs-eternal/
Sat, 24 Dec 2016 08:06:46 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5109http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/24/320-hope-springs-eternal/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/24/320-hope-springs-eternal/feed/0A week has passed since the first Star Wars spinoff film, Rogue One, hit theatres, and much to the surprise of no one in this galaxy it was a massive hit, going on to break box office records and finishing second only behind The Force Awakens in terms of December releases. It seems that despite […]

A week has passed since the first Star Wars spinoff film, Rogue One, hit theatres, and much to the surprise of no one in this galaxy it was a massive hit, going on to break box office records and finishing second only behind The Force Awakens in terms of December releases. It seems that despite whatever hoopla went down during the oft talked about reshoots that happened mere months before its release, the filmmakers were able to pull it all together and release a film worthy of the Star Wars name (well, not counting the prequels, obviously).

Topics of discussion in this episode include our favorite Rogue One characters and moments; we talk about the film’s CG surprises and their creepy implications; and finally, Cody runs afoul of his evil doppelganger in this week’s installment of Movie People Horror Stories.

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>A week has passed since the first Star Wars spinoff film, Rogue One, hit theatres, and much to the surprise of no one in this galaxy it was a massive hit, going on to break box office records and finishing second only behind The Force Awakens in terms ...
A week has passed since the first Star Wars spinoff film, Rogue One, hit theatres, and much to the surprise of no one in this galaxy it was a massive hit, going on to break box office records and finishing second only behind The Force Awakens in terms of December releases. It seems that despite whatever hoopla went down during the oft talked about reshoots that happened mere months before its release, the filmmakers were able to pull it all together and release a film worthy of the Star Wars name (well, not counting the prequels, obviously).
I’m your (still former) host, David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds and Rebel sympathizers Jonathan Hinckley (current leader of our splinter group), Chad Griner (former Imperial assassin droid, reprogrammed for podcasting purposes), Cody Eastlick (Guardian of the Whills and part-time Dungeon Master) and Ryan Caldwell (often found choking on his aspirations).
Topics of discussion in this episode include our favorite Rogue One characters and moments; we talk about the film’s CG surprises and their creepy implications; and finally, Cody runs afoul of his evil doppelganger in this week’s installment of Movie People Horror Stories.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes2:17:02#319 – The Remake of the Reboot Remakehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/16/319-the-remake-of-the-reboot-remake/
Sat, 17 Dec 2016 02:18:21 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5102http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/16/319-the-remake-of-the-reboot-remake/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/16/319-the-remake-of-the-reboot-remake/feed/0Though recorded in the same sitting, we felt that given the events that transpired on the previous episode that it might be a good idea to take a break and let that half of the recording be its own thing…its own filthy and disgusting thing (sorry about that everybody…TMI, I know…) by splitting it into […]

Though recorded in the same sitting, we felt that given the events that transpired on the previous episode that it might be a good idea to take a break and let that half of the recording be its own thing…its own filthy and disgusting thing (sorry about that everybody…TMI, I know…) by splitting it into two and letting at least half of the recording (the unsullied half) be an episode untainted by lubes and smelly fingers.

I’m your (former) host, David Snider, and joining me on what would have been part of Episode #318, had I not made an ass out of myself, are fellow nerds Chad Griner, Cody Eastlick, Ryan Caldwell, and temporary replacement host Jonathan Hinckley. (That’s right, Jon…I’ll be back!)

Topics of discussion on this episode include the art of remaking a rebooted remake; we create a War for the Planet of the Apes / Nintendo mash-up; and finally, we salute the marketing geniuses behind The Fate of the Furious as we attempt to come up with our own hashtagable series.

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Though recorded in the same sitting, we felt that given the events that transpired on the previous episode that it might be a good idea to take a break and let that half of the recording be its own thing…its own filthy and disgusting thing (sorry about...
Though recorded in the same sitting, we felt that given the events that transpired on the previous episode that it might be a good idea to take a break and let that half of the recording be its own thing…its own filthy and disgusting thing (sorry about that everybody…TMI, I know…) by splitting it into two and letting at least half of the recording (the unsullied half) be an episode untainted by lubes and smelly fingers.
I’m your (former) host, David Snider, and joining me on what would have been part of Episode #318, had I not made an ass out of myself, are fellow nerds Chad Griner, Cody Eastlick, Ryan Caldwell, and temporary replacement host Jonathan Hinckley. (That’s right, Jon…I’ll be back!)
Topics of discussion on this episode include the art of remaking a rebooted remake; we create a War for the Planet of the Apes / Nintendo mash-up; and finally, we salute the marketing geniuses behind The Fate of the Furious as we attempt to come up with our own hashtagable series.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes33:59#318 – David Has a Girlfriend!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/14/318-david-has-a-girlfriend/
Thu, 15 Dec 2016 01:21:07 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5090http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/14/318-david-has-a-girlfriend/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/14/318-david-has-a-girlfriend/feed/0We’re all allowed to gloat once and a while. After all, we’re human, it’s in our nature to be assholes from time to time. But this week’s episode of Empire or Jedi is a case of gloating gone too far; so much so that a particular cackling maniac was stripped of his hosting duties and […]

We’re all allowed to gloat once and a while. After all, we’re human, it’s in our nature to be assholes from time to time. But this week’s episode of Empire or Jedi is a case of gloating gone too far; so much so that a particular cackling maniac was stripped of his hosting duties and replaced as Captain of the podcast. Whether or not this person has learned from his mistakes and discovered that gloating about something that nearly every species does is pretty sad is yet to be seen. One thing is for certain; this madman’s cackling laughter will be heard in the halls of the Empire or Jedi headquarters for some time to come… (<– insert sex pun here)

I’m your (former) host, David Snider, and joining me on this episode is newly promoted Captain of the Show Jonathan Hinckley, along with fellow nerds Chad Griner, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion on this week’s episode include the incessant gloating of a nerd gone mad with the power of recently had “whoopie”; Cody breaks down his love for the Tanner family as we catch up with season two of Fuller House; and finally, any potential fears of Star Wars spinoffs not being up to par are assuaged as one of our own recalls his early (press screening) trip to a Galaxy far, far away…

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>We’re all allowed to gloat once and a while. After all, we’re human, it’s in our nature to be assholes from time to time. But this week’s episode of Empire or Jedi is a case of gloating gone too far; so much so that a particular cackling maniac was str...
We’re all allowed to gloat once and a while. After all, we’re human, it’s in our nature to be assholes from time to time. But this week’s episode of Empire or Jedi is a case of gloating gone too far; so much so that a particular cackling maniac was stripped of his hosting duties and replaced as Captain of the podcast. Whether or not this person has learned from his mistakes and discovered that gloating about something that nearly every species does is pretty sad is yet to be seen. One thing is for certain; this madman’s cackling laughter will be heard in the halls of the Empire or Jedi headquarters for some time to come… (<– insert sex pun here)
I’m your (former) host, David Snider, and joining me on this episode is newly promoted Captain of the Show Jonathan Hinckley, along with fellow nerds Chad Griner, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion on this week’s episode include the incessant gloating of a nerd gone mad with the power of recently had “whoopie”; Cody breaks down his love for the Tanner family as we catch up with season two of Fuller House; and finally, any potential fears of Star Wars spinoffs not being up to par are assuaged as one of our own recalls his early (press screening) trip to a Galaxy far, far away…
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes56:44#317 – Marijuana’s a Helluva Drughttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/08/317-marijuanas-a-helluva-drug/
Fri, 09 Dec 2016 03:57:39 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5086http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/08/317-marijuanas-a-helluva-drug/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/08/317-marijuanas-a-helluva-drug/feed/0They say cocaine is a hell of a drug, but after viewing a particular director’s latest offering to the world of cinema, I’m going to have to add marijuana to that list as well. Now, just to be clear, none of us on the podcast are anti-weed, far from it, but we are anti-thismoviedoesn’tmakeanydamnsense, and […]

They say cocaine is a hell of a drug, but after viewing a particular director’s latest offering to the world of cinema, I’m going to have to add marijuana to that list as well. Now, just to be clear, none of us on the podcast are anti-weed, far from it, but we are anti-thismoviedoesn’tmakeanydamnsense, and suffice it to say, said director may want to lay off the weed for a while (or at least switch to a different strain).

Topics of discussion in this episode include a shocking new life-event in the world of NuDave (see Episode 307); Mark Wahlberg finds another Transformer as we catch up on some Tiny People Movies; and finally, we ask if it is indeed possible for one to smoke too much weed as we review Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers.

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>They say cocaine is a hell of a drug, but after viewing a particular director’s latest offering to the world of cinema, I’m going to have to add marijuana to that list as well. Now, just to be clear, none of us on the podcast are anti-weed,
They say cocaine is a hell of a drug, but after viewing a particular director’s latest offering to the world of cinema, I’m going to have to add marijuana to that list as well. Now, just to be clear, none of us on the podcast are anti-weed, far from it, but we are anti-thismoviedoesn’tmakeanydamnsense, and suffice it to say, said director may want to lay off the weed for a while (or at least switch to a different strain).
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we sift through meaningless pop-up character bios are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Chad Griner, and Bratzi lookalike Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a shocking new life-event in the world of NuDave (see Episode 307); Mark Wahlberg finds another Transformer as we catch up on some Tiny People Movies; and finally, we ask if it is indeed possible for one to smoke too much weed as we review Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:22:02#316 – Crazy for Shutehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/01/316-crazy-for-shute/
Fri, 02 Dec 2016 04:40:48 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5072http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/01/316-crazy-for-shute/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/12/01/316-crazy-for-shute/feed/0Happy Belated Thanksgiving, folks! Or should I say, Fans-Giving? That’s right, it’s that time of year again where we give thanks to all of you listeners out there who put up with our nonsense by finally listening to your pleas and actually watching something you care about. And what cinematic gems were you guys (Bill Tackett) […]

Happy Belated Thanksgiving, folks! Or should I say, Fans-Giving? That’s right, it’s that time of year again where we give thanks to all of you listeners out there who put up with our nonsense by finally listening to your pleas and actually watching something you care about. And what cinematic gems were you guys (Bill Tackett) clamoring for? Evidently films featuring young Madonna and sobering Apartheid drama.

Topics of discussion in this episode include us asking Who the hell still cares about Avatar; Matthew Modine teaches us to dream big as he climbs the peg ladder on his Vision Quest; and finally, The Power of One forces us to abandon all hope as we watch one little boy endure the absolute worst of humanity (…plus he gets peed on).

SPOILER WARNING

Vision Quest23 min, 10 sec – 44 min, 45 sec

The Power of One44 min, 50 sec – 1 hr, 08 min, 48 sec

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Happy Belated Thanksgiving, folks! Or should I say, Fans-Giving? That’s right, it’s that time of year again where we give thanks to all of you listeners out there who put up with our nonsense by finally listening to your pleas and actually watching som...
Happy Belated Thanksgiving, folks! Or should I say, Fans-Giving? That’s right, it’s that time of year again where we give thanks to all of you listeners out there who put up with our nonsense by finally listening to your pleas and actually watching something you care about. And what cinematic gems were you guys (Bill Tackett) clamoring for? Evidently films featuring young Madonna and sobering Apartheid drama.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we give thanks for actual movie suggestions (Michael Althouse, may you forever burn in hell for recommending Gateways to Faerie) are fellow 190lb weight class wrestlers Jonathan Hinckley, Chad Griner, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include us asking Who the hell still cares about Avatar; Matthew Modine teaches us to dream big as he climbs the peg ladder on his Vision Quest; and finally, The Power of One forces us to abandon all hope as we watch one little boy endure the absolute worst of humanity (…plus he gets peed on).
SPOILER WARNING
Vision Quest

23 min, 10 sec – 44 min, 45 sec
The Power of One

44 min, 50 sec – 1 hr, 08 min, 48 sec
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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Vision Quest or The Power of One through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:14:34#315 – Fantastic Beasts and Where to Follow Them on Twitterhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/11/29/315-fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-follow-them-on-twitter/
Wed, 30 Nov 2016 00:11:17 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5053http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/11/29/315-fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-follow-them-on-twitter/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/11/29/315-fantastic-beasts-and-where-to-follow-them-on-twitter/feed/0 Welcome back to another episode of The One without Dave. These are starting to feel like the Fast and Furious Series where the first few were good, the middle ones weren’t that great, and then the latest ones are fire! This week I’m your host, Jonathan Hinckley, and today joining me are Ryan Caldwell, […]

Welcome back to another episode of The One without Dave. These are starting to feel like the Fast and Furious Series where the first few were good, the middle ones weren’t that great, and then the latest ones are fire!

This week we get magical with you when we try to come up with sequel names for Fantastic Beasts and Where to find Them; we listen in on Ryan’s new segment “Let me tell you about this Doc I watched.”; then we act like Simba and Nala and go to a place where the light doesn’t touch because David doesn’t let us, Video Game Valley.

SPOILER WARNING

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> Welcome back to another episode of The One without Dave. These are starting to feel like the Fast and Furious Series where the first few were good, the middle ones weren’t that great, and then the latest ones are fire! This week I’m your host,
Welcome back to another episode of The One without Dave. These are starting to feel like the Fast and Furious Series where the first few were good, the middle ones weren’t that great, and then the latest ones are fire!
This week I’m your host, Jonathan Hinckley, and today joining me are Ryan Caldwell, Cody Eastlick and Chad Griner.
This week we get magical with you when we try to come up with sequel names for Fantastic Beasts and Where to find Them; we listen in on Ryan’s new segment “Let me tell you about this Doc I watched.”; then we act like Simba and Nala and go to a place where the light doesn’t touch because David doesn’t let us, Video Game Valley.
SPOILER WARNING
Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them

36 min, 00 sec – 52 min, 50 sec
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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:20:48#314 – A Match Made in HyperSpacehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/11/17/314-a-match-made-in-hyperspace/
Fri, 18 Nov 2016 04:43:29 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5045http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/11/17/314-a-match-made-in-hyperspace/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/11/17/314-a-match-made-in-hyperspace/feed/0We’re back people! After a couple of weeks off, and a turbulent election that made us all feel like that old lady at Harry Potter’s hearing in The Order of the Phoenix (as though all the happiness had gone from the world…), we’ve finally returned to the mics to hopefully bring some joy back into everyone’s […]

We’re back people! After a couple of weeks off, and a turbulent election that made us all feel like that old lady at Harry Potter’s hearing in The Order of the Phoenix (as though all the happiness had gone from the world…), we’ve finally returned to the mics to hopefully bring some joy back into everyone’s lives. And how will we achieve this, you ask? Gossip News!!!

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds and Rita Skeeter fans Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell, and (better late than never) Cody Eastlick, who pops up in the final third of the episode to provide some early reviews for Hollywood’s latest Oscar hopefuls.

Topics of discussion in this episode include waking up in an alternate timeline; Spielberg takes a page from Michael Bay’s directorial playbook; and finally, a scandalous affair is revealed in the Galaxy Far, Far Away…

SPOILER WARNING

Doctor Strange29 min, 00 sec – 54 min, 33 sec

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]]>We’re back people! After a couple of weeks off, and a turbulent election that made us all feel like that old lady at Harry Potter’s hearing in The Order of the Phoenix (as though all the happiness had gone from the world…),
We’re back people! After a couple of weeks off, and a turbulent election that made us all feel like that old lady at Harry Potter’s hearing in The Order of the Phoenix (as though all the happiness had gone from the world…), we’ve finally returned to the mics to hopefully bring some joy back into everyone’s lives. And how will we achieve this, you ask? Gossip News!!!
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds and Rita Skeeter fans Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell, and (better late than never) Cody Eastlick, who pops up in the final third of the episode to provide some early reviews for Hollywood’s latest Oscar hopefuls.
Topics of discussion in this episode include waking up in an alternate timeline; Spielberg takes a page from Michael Bay’s directorial playbook; and finally, a scandalous affair is revealed in the Galaxy Far, Far Away…
SPOILER WARNING
Doctor Strange

29 min, 00 sec – 54 min, 33 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:23:45The Monster Squadcast #014 – Death Mask: Season of the Sci-Fi Warlockhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/30/the-monster-squadcast-014-death-mask-season-of-the-sci-fi-warlock/
Mon, 31 Oct 2016 04:03:31 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5034http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/30/the-monster-squadcast-014-death-mask-season-of-the-sci-fi-warlock/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/30/the-monster-squadcast-014-death-mask-season-of-the-sci-fi-warlock/feed/0It’s finally time kiddies… lock your doors… turn out the lights… put in your ear buds… and make sure you have your Silver Shamrock masks on, because we’ve reached the end of our Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell! For our final selection, we have chosen what is perhaps one of the most […]

It’s finally time kiddies… lock your doors… turn out the lights… put in your ear buds… and make sure you have your Silver Shamrock masks on, because we’ve reached the end of our Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell! For our final selection, we have chosen what is perhaps one of the most controversial entries in a horror franchise ever; the often maligned, but only recently cult-certified, Halloween III: Season of the Witch (aka, the one without Michael Myers).

We’ll be back next month with more terrifying movie selections, more surprises, and hopefully less screw ups from yours truly.

This Episode of The Monster Squadcast was brought to you by Silver Shamrock Novelties.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen…if you dare!!!

]]>It’s finally time kiddies… lock your doors… turn out the lights… put in your ear buds… and make sure you have your Silver Shamrock masks on, because we’ve reached the end of our Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell! For our final selection,
It’s finally time kiddies… lock your doors… turn out the lights… put in your ear buds… and make sure you have your Silver Shamrock masks on, because we’ve reached the end of our Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell! For our final selection, we have chosen what is perhaps one of the most controversial entries in a horror franchise ever; the often maligned, but only recently cult-certified, Halloween III: Season of the Witch (aka, the one without Michael Myers).
We’ll be back next month with more terrifying movie selections, more surprises, and hopefully less screw ups from yours truly.
This Episode of The Monster Squadcast was brought to you by Silver Shamrock Novelties.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen…if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Cody and Dave on Twitter.
You can also purchase Halloween III: Season of the Witch through our Shout! or Scream Factory side links.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes50:23The Monster Squadcast #013 – You Never Go Full C.H.U.D.http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/30/the-monster-squadcast-013-you-never-go-full-c-h-u-d/
Mon, 31 Oct 2016 01:41:15 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5025http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/30/the-monster-squadcast-013-you-never-go-full-c-h-u-d/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/30/the-monster-squadcast-013-you-never-go-full-c-h-u-d/feed/0Can you feel it kiddies? The time is almost upon us…Halloween is almost here (or has already passed if you’ve got work tomorrow) and that means we’ve almost come to the conclusion to our Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell! In our final batch of (revised) selections, we have a prototype Home Alone […]

Can you feel it kiddies? The time is almost upon us…Halloween is almost here (or has already passed if you’ve got work tomorrow) and that means we’ve almost come to the conclusion to our Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!

In our final batch of (revised) selections, we have a prototype Home Alone pair up, another Full Moon Pictures “gem”, an instant classic of the horror-comedy genre, and finally, a film that could be considered either indicative of the current sorry state of Horror or a surprisingly good entry in what is otherwise a franchise that no one expected anything out of at all.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen…if you dare!!!

Ouija: Origin of Evil is in theaters now.

]]>Can you feel it kiddies? The time is almost upon us…Halloween is almost here (or has already passed if you’ve got work tomorrow) and that means we’ve almost come to the conclusion to our Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!
Can you feel it kiddies? The time is almost upon us…Halloween is almost here (or has already passed if you’ve got work tomorrow) and that means we’ve almost come to the conclusion to our Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!
In our final batch of (revised) selections, we have a prototype Home Alone pair up, another Full Moon Pictures “gem”, an instant classic of the horror-comedy genre, and finally, a film that could be considered either indicative of the current sorry state of Horror or a surprisingly good entry in what is otherwise a franchise that no one expected anything out of at all.
Our final, ghoulishly evil entries are: C.H.U.D., Demonic Toys, The Cabin in the Woods, and Ouija: Origin of Evil.
Stay Tuned till the end of this episode, where we reveal the final and thirteenth film in our horrifying Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen…if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Cody and Dave on Twitter.
You can also purchase C.H.U.D., Demonic Toys, and The Cabin in the Woods through our Amazon side link.
Ouija: Origin of Evil is in theaters now.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:22:39#313 – Han Solo’s Pal: Lando Calrissianhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/28/313-han-solos-pal-lando-calrissian/
Sat, 29 Oct 2016 00:58:18 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=5019http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/28/313-han-solos-pal-lando-calrissian/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/28/313-han-solos-pal-lando-calrissian/feed/0With Rogue One only a couple short months away, Star Wars excitement is now at a fever pitch. And what better way to arouse our collective lightsabers than to drop some bad ass casting news regarding a particular “old buddy” of one Mr. Han Solo. That’s right, after months of speculation, we now have our […]

With Rogue One only a couple short months away, Star Wars excitement is now at a fever pitch. And what better way to arouse our collective lightsabers than to drop some bad ass casting news regarding a particular “old buddy” of one Mr. Han Solo. That’s right, after months of speculation, we now have our Lando Calrissian, and like many fanboys across the galaxy, I couldn’t be happier that this new version of everyone’s favorite scoundrel is an alumni of Greendale Community College.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Chad Griner, and joining us from Portland, OR: Ryan Caldwell (the man, not the System).

Topics of discussion in this episode include multiple nerdgasms over the adventure and excitement potential of the upcoming Star Wars Land; Paddington Bear prepares to warm our hearts again; and finally, Justin Timberlake continues to be his charming self in the newest Netflix concert film.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>With Rogue One only a couple short months away, Star Wars excitement is now at a fever pitch. And what better way to arouse our collective lightsabers than to drop some bad ass casting news regarding a particular “old buddy” of one Mr. Han Solo.
With Rogue One only a couple short months away, Star Wars excitement is now at a fever pitch. And what better way to arouse our collective lightsabers than to drop some bad ass casting news regarding a particular “old buddy” of one Mr. Han Solo. That’s right, after months of speculation, we now have our Lando Calrissian, and like many fanboys across the galaxy, I couldn’t be happier that this new version of everyone’s favorite scoundrel is an alumni of Greendale Community College.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Chad Griner, and joining us from Portland, OR: Ryan Caldwell (the man, not the System).
Topics of discussion in this episode include multiple nerdgasms over the adventure and excitement potential of the upcoming Star Wars Land; Paddington Bear prepares to warm our hearts again; and finally, Justin Timberlake continues to be his charming self in the newest Netflix concert film.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes43:19The Monster Squadcast #012 – Congratulations, It’s a Demon Child!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/26/the-monster-squadcast-012-congratulations-its-a-demon-child/
Thu, 27 Oct 2016 05:18:31 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4996http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/26/the-monster-squadcast-012-congratulations-its-a-demon-child/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/26/the-monster-squadcast-012-congratulations-its-a-demon-child/feed/0Greetings Guys and Ghouls, it’s your friendly Monster Squadcaster Dave here again, and I’m afraid I have more bad tidings to bring you… As I’m sure many of you were anticipating our next Grab Sack from Hell episode, which was to include the likes of Creepshow, Suspiria, and Re-Animator, I’m very embarrassed and ashamed to […]

Greetings Guys and Ghouls, it’s your friendly Monster Squadcaster Dave here again, and I’m afraid I have more bad tidings to bring you… As I’m sure many of you were anticipating our next Grab Sack from Hell episode, which was to include the likes of Creepshow, Suspiria, and Re-Animator, I’m very embarrassed and ashamed to say that yours truly botched the recording, and as a result, the audio for said episode is corrupted and unlistenable (at least as far as Cody and myself are concerned – everyone else sounded fine). So, unless you’re interested in hearing a one sided conversation, I’m afraid this particular installment of our Grab Sack from Hell will, like our Creep episode, be lost to time forever.

But fear not, loyal listeners, as we have chosen four new films to take the place of our previous selections…four films which will be revealed in this very episode!!!

(But seriously, folks, I’m sorry about this screw up. As a result I have received a de-merit badge on my Monster Squad record).

But enough about horrendous negligence, let’s soldier on to Madeleine’s picks…four terrifying films that span four decades and multiple changes within the horror genre itself; changes that include college bros, hyper aware teenagers, and the emergence of one of Horror’s most controversial filmmakers…

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen…if you dare!!!

]]>Greetings Guys and Ghouls, it’s your friendly Monster Squadcaster Dave here again, and I’m afraid I have more bad tidings to bring you… As I’m sure many of you were anticipating our next Grab Sack from Hell episode,
Greetings Guys and Ghouls, it’s your friendly Monster Squadcaster Dave here again, and I’m afraid I have more bad tidings to bring you… As I’m sure many of you were anticipating our next Grab Sack from Hell episode, which was to include the likes of Creepshow, Suspiria, and Re-Animator, I’m very embarrassed and ashamed to say that yours truly botched the recording, and as a result, the audio for said episode is corrupted and unlistenable (at least as far as Cody and myself are concerned – everyone else sounded fine). So, unless you’re interested in hearing a one sided conversation, I’m afraid this particular installment of our Grab Sack from Hell will, like our Creep episode, be lost to time forever.
But fear not, loyal listeners, as we have chosen four new films to take the place of our previous selections…four films which will be revealed in this very episode!!!
(But seriously, folks, I’m sorry about this screw up. As a result I have received a de-merit badge on my Monster Squad record).
But enough about horrendous negligence, let’s soldier on to Madeleine’s picks…four terrifying films that span four decades and multiple changes within the horror genre itself; changes that include college bros, hyper aware teenagers, and the emergence of one of Horror’s most controversial filmmakers…
This week’s Grab Sack entries are: Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Cabin Fever, Poltergeist, and Rosemary’s Baby.
Stay Tuned for our next episode as we get closer and closer to Halloween…and deeper and deeper into the Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen…if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Cody and Dave on Twitter.
You can also purchase Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Cabin Fever, Poltergeist, and Rosemary’s Baby through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:45:35The Monster Squadcast #011 – Pumpkins, Witches and Castle Freakshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/19/the-monster-squadcast-011-pumpkins-witches-and-castle-freaks/
Thu, 20 Oct 2016 04:56:59 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4968http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/19/the-monster-squadcast-011-pumpkins-witches-and-castle-freaks/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/19/the-monster-squadcast-011-pumpkins-witches-and-castle-freaks/feed/0Hello fellow monster hunters. It’s finally October, and that means it’s time to open up the First Annual Monster Squadcast Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!!! Each three members of the newly formed squad will pick four terrifying films for the group to discuss, with a final thirteenth film to be released on […]

Hello fellow monster hunters. It’s finally October, and that means it’s time to open up the First Annual Monster Squadcast Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!!! Each three members of the newly formed squad will pick four terrifying films for the group to discuss, with a final thirteenth film to be released on the day of Samhain itself, Haloweeeeeeen! And to kick off the event, our newest member, Cody Eastlick, has chosen a truly eclectic and spooktacular selection of films that will be sure to rock you to your very core…or at least, in the case of one film, your breasts…

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen…if you dare!!!

]]>Hello fellow monster hunters. It’s finally October, and that means it’s time to open up the First Annual Monster Squadcast Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!!! Each three members of the newly formed squad will pick four terrifying films for the ...
Hello fellow monster hunters. It’s finally October, and that means it’s time to open up the First Annual Monster Squadcast Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell!!! Each three members of the newly formed squad will pick four terrifying films for the group to discuss, with a final thirteenth film to be released on the day of Samhain itself, Haloweeeeeeen! And to kick off the event, our newest member, Cody Eastlick, has chosen a truly eclectic and spooktacular selection of films that will be sure to rock you to your very core…or at least, in the case of one film, your breasts…
This week’s Grab Sack entries are: The Blair Witch Project, Crimson Peak, Pumpkinhead, and Castle Freak.
Stay Tuned as we dig further into the Flick or Treat Candy Grab Sack from Hell to see what other ghastly goodies await us.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen…if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Cody and Dave on Twitter.
You can also purchase The Blair Witch Project, Crimson Peak, Pumpkinhead, and Castle Freak through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:49:57The Monster Squadcast #010 – Ho, Ho, Ho… F**khttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/16/the-monster-squadcast-010-ho-ho-ho-fk/
Mon, 17 Oct 2016 06:07:22 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4959http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/16/the-monster-squadcast-010-ho-ho-ho-fk/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/16/the-monster-squadcast-010-ho-ho-ho-fk/feed/0Hello Guys and Ghouls! This is squadmember David Snider, here to issue an apology for our lack of regular reports as of late. As you may recall on our previous episode, we stated that our next assignment was going to be the found footage film Creep. Unfortunately, due to some audio difficulties, this episode is […]

Hello Guys and Ghouls! This is squadmember David Snider, here to issue an apology for our lack of regular reports as of late. As you may recall on our previous episode, we stated that our next assignment was going to be the found footage film Creep. Unfortunately, due to some audio difficulties, this episode is now lost to time and space forever. We apologize for the technical difficulties and the loss of what would have undoubtedly gone on to become the single best podcast ever recorded in the format’s history. To add insult to injury, I’m afraid I have more bad news fellow monster hunters… we have lost two of our members.

Nick Goathoof and Eric Smith will no longer be attending the show on a regular basis. The Hoof, our Captain and guide through the supernatural, has accepted a scholarship at Van Helsing University and will no longer be able to keep up with our upcoming schedule. He has promised to drop in when he can to provide monster intel and teachings from his time at university.

Eric Smith, on the other hand, is another story. Missing for quite some time, his wife Madeleine insists he has just been indisposed every time we get together to record… but I suspect foul play (this IS Madeleine we’re talking about here; confirmed lizard creature). Basically, Eric’s involvement with the show will be sporadic at best from here on out. Also, he was never particularly a fan of the genre from the git-go, so this might actually be a respite for his fragile little mind.

Again, we apologize for all of the delays and shakeups as of late, but fear not, we are BACK and even have an early Christmas present for everyone who’s been anxiously awaiting our next episode; the last podcast we all recorded together before school and possible homicide/pod absorption took place, Bob Clark’s 1974 horror classic Black Christmas.

I do feel I have to mention, however, that the audio quality for this episode isn’t quite the best. Thankfully, I was able to cast a Revive spell on this episode, but not without some side effects (mostly being that it sounds like I’m calling into the podcast using a rotary telephone).

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

You can also purchase Black Christmas through our Shout! or Scream Factory side links.

]]>Hello Guys and Ghouls! This is squadmember David Snider, here to issue an apology for our lack of regular reports as of late. As you may recall on our previous episode, we stated that our next assignment was going to be the found footage film Creep.
Hello Guys and Ghouls! This is squadmember David Snider, here to issue an apology for our lack of regular reports as of late. As you may recall on our previous episode, we stated that our next assignment was going to be the found footage film Creep. Unfortunately, due to some audio difficulties, this episode is now lost to time and space forever. We apologize for the technical difficulties and the loss of what would have undoubtedly gone on to become the single best podcast ever recorded in the format’s history. To add insult to injury, I’m afraid I have more bad news fellow monster hunters… we have lost two of our members.
Nick Goathoof and Eric Smith will no longer be attending the show on a regular basis. The Hoof, our Captain and guide through the supernatural, has accepted a scholarship at Van Helsing University and will no longer be able to keep up with our upcoming schedule. He has promised to drop in when he can to provide monster intel and teachings from his time at university.
Eric Smith, on the other hand, is another story. Missing for quite some time, his wife Madeleine insists he has just been indisposed every time we get together to record… but I suspect foul play (this IS Madeleine we’re talking about here; confirmed lizard creature). Basically, Eric’s involvement with the show will be sporadic at best from here on out. Also, he was never particularly a fan of the genre from the git-go, so this might actually be a respite for his fragile little mind.
Again, we apologize for all of the delays and shakeups as of late, but fear not, we are BACK and even have an early Christmas present for everyone who’s been anxiously awaiting our next episode; the last podcast we all recorded together before school and possible homicide/pod absorption took place, Bob Clark’s 1974 horror classic Black Christmas.
I do feel I have to mention, however, that the audio quality for this episode isn’t quite the best. Thankfully, I was able to cast a Revive spell on this episode, but not without some side effects (mostly being that it sounds like I’m calling into the podcast using a rotary telephone).
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.
You can also purchase Black Christmas through our Shout! or Scream Factory side links.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:02:26#312 – It’s Trailer Time!!!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/15/312-its-trailer-time/
Sat, 15 Oct 2016 20:22:36 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4954http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/15/312-its-trailer-time/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/15/312-its-trailer-time/feed/0Well, it’s October, and that means scary movies (including monster related podcasts making their return…), Oscar-bait Dramas, and a lull in the amount of big budget, blockbuster films that the industry thrives on. With not that much going on this past week, either in movie news or current releases, we turn our attention to the […]

Well, it’s October, and that means scary movies (including monster related podcasts making their return…), Oscar-bait Dramas, and a lull in the amount of big budget, blockbuster films that the industry thrives on. With not that much going on this past week, either in movie news or current releases, we turn our attention to the upcoming blockbusters of 2017 and their recent trailers, including one that will make all of you Angel Grove residents morph in your pants…

Topics of discussion in this episode include yet another slew of Disney live action remakes in the works; the Wickening begins as Keanu Reeves returns to double tap some more bad guys; and finally, Jon gets over a serious illness with the power of ABC Family.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Well, it’s October, and that means scary movies (including monster related podcasts making their return…), Oscar-bait Dramas, and a lull in the amount of big budget, blockbuster films that the industry thrives on.
Well, it’s October, and that means scary movies (including monster related podcasts making their return…), Oscar-bait Dramas, and a lull in the amount of big budget, blockbuster films that the industry thrives on. With not that much going on this past week, either in movie news or current releases, we turn our attention to the upcoming blockbusters of 2017 and their recent trailers, including one that will make all of you Angel Grove residents morph in your pants…
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me this week are fellow nerds and twenty-somethings with attitude Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include yet another slew of Disney live action remakes in the works; the Wickening begins as Keanu Reeves returns to double tap some more bad guys; and finally, Jon gets over a serious illness with the power of ABC Family.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes54:03#311 – Nobody Doesn’t Like Paul Ruddhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/06/311-nobody-doesnt-like-paul-rudd/
Fri, 07 Oct 2016 03:14:20 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4948http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/06/311-nobody-doesnt-like-paul-rudd/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/10/06/311-nobody-doesnt-like-paul-rudd/feed/0With Cody out doing his professional movie critic thing (going to press screenings, rubbing elbows with the greats…and more than likely looking down on us subordinates) the rest of us on the show were left to our own devices — mainly me, who several times during this particular episode lets things go way off course […]

With Cody out doing his professional movie critic thing (going to press screenings, rubbing elbows with the greats…and more than likely looking down on us subordinates) the rest of us on the show were left to our own devices — mainly me, who several times during this particular episode lets things go way off course and just about crosses the line into irredeemable weirdness. Thankfully, I wasn’t alone, and my fellow co-hosts were able to pull the show back from the precipice before I threw it completely off the rails for good.

(Cody, if you’re reading this…I need you here to prevent me from making an ass of myself!)

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me this week as I go a full show without my Dave-Wrangler are fellow nerds Chad Griner and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this week’s episode include a trip to Dollywood; we look back at the forbidden nudie movies of our youth; and finally, we wonder how one man could go through life not knowing he was in one of the biggest movies of all time. I’ll just say this; the Force was not with this one…

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>With Cody out doing his professional movie critic thing (going to press screenings, rubbing elbows with the greats…and more than likely looking down on us subordinates) the rest of us on the show were left to our own devices — mainly me,
With Cody out doing his professional movie critic thing (going to press screenings, rubbing elbows with the greats…and more than likely looking down on us subordinates) the rest of us on the show were left to our own devices — mainly me, who several times during this particular episode lets things go way off course and just about crosses the line into irredeemable weirdness. Thankfully, I wasn’t alone, and my fellow co-hosts were able to pull the show back from the precipice before I threw it completely off the rails for good.
(Cody, if you’re reading this…I need you here to prevent me from making an ass of myself!)
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me this week as I go a full show without my Dave-Wrangler are fellow nerds Chad Griner and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this week’s episode include a trip to Dollywood; we look back at the forbidden nudie movies of our youth; and finally, we wonder how one man could go through life not knowing he was in one of the biggest movies of all time. I’ll just say this; the Force was not with this one…
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:08:44#310 – Jim Henson’s Depression Shophttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/29/310-jim-hensons-depression-shop/
Fri, 30 Sep 2016 04:40:41 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4923http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/29/310-jim-hensons-depression-shop/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/29/310-jim-hensons-depression-shop/feed/0We’ve talked about nostalgia on this podcast many times in the past. It can shine a light on terrible movies we once thought were good or it can remind us why we fell in love with something in the first place. It can also depress the hell out of us, as we unfortunately found out […]

We’ve talked about nostalgia on this podcast many times in the past. It can shine a light on terrible movies we once thought were good or it can remind us why we fell in love with something in the first place. It can also depress the hell out of us, as we unfortunately found out this week looking back at a selection of Jim Henson’s most famous creations from our childhood. For a guy who thought that the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was too violent, he sure did love depressing the hell out of young children.

Topics of discussion in this episode include a brief look at the Circus (aka: the Presidential Debates); The Secret of Nimh continues to terrify us well into our thirties; and finally, we hit the old BuzzFeed list generator and take a look at the most depressing moments in animated and kids television. It’s fun for the whole family!!!

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>We’ve talked about nostalgia on this podcast many times in the past. It can shine a light on terrible movies we once thought were good or it can remind us why we fell in love with something in the first place. It can also depress the hell out of us,
We’ve talked about nostalgia on this podcast many times in the past. It can shine a light on terrible movies we once thought were good or it can remind us why we fell in love with something in the first place. It can also depress the hell out of us, as we unfortunately found out this week looking back at a selection of Jim Henson’s most famous creations from our childhood. For a guy who thought that the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie was too violent, he sure did love depressing the hell out of young children.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me this week are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Chad Griner, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a brief look at the Circus (aka: the Presidential Debates); The Secret of Nimh continues to terrify us well into our thirties; and finally, we hit the old BuzzFeed list generator and take a look at the most depressing moments in animated and kids television. It’s fun for the whole family!!!
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:21:13#309 – Spotlight On: Steven Spielberg – The Extra-Terrestrial Gooniehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/28/309-spotlight-on-steven-spielberg-the-extra-terrestrial-goonie/
Thu, 29 Sep 2016 04:39:06 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4913http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/28/309-spotlight-on-steven-spielberg-the-extra-terrestrial-goonie/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/28/309-spotlight-on-steven-spielberg-the-extra-terrestrial-goonie/feed/0Everyone’s got a cinematic pile of shame, whether they’ll admit it or not. I myself have never seen Seven Samurai or Gone with the Wind, and it continues to shame me every day. However, some people’s pile of shame is bigger than others, and can sometimes leave you wondering what kind of childhood they could […]

Everyone’s got a cinematic pile of shame, whether they’ll admit it or not. I myself have never seen Seven Samurai or Gone with the Wind, and it continues to shame me every day. However, some people’s pile of shame is bigger than others, and can sometimes leave you wondering what kind of childhood they could have had without these films in their life – case in point, Michael Althouse; Host of the Criterion Erection, a man of refined tastes, and yet, has somehow never seen E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial or The Goonies.

These may be colossal movie-shame points that are on par with never having seen Star Wars, but on the other hand, I can’t think of a luckier guy than Michael Althouse in this moment, as I can only dream of being able to experience films like E.T. or The Goonies again for the first time…and stoned to boot! (it’s ok, Uncle Sam, Mike lives in Portland, OR).

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we take a look at a couple of films from a guy who is inarguably the most successful and popular film director of all time are fellow nerds and Goondocks tenants Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.

Topics of discussion in this episode include the art of making Movie-Ass Movies; we try to determine if The Goonies is too offensive for our current PC culture; and finally, we learn the origin of Michael Althouse’s unorthodox movie upbringing as we go Behind the (Criterion) Erection.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Everyone’s got a cinematic pile of shame, whether they’ll admit it or not. I myself have never seen Seven Samurai or Gone with the Wind, and it continues to shame me every day. However, some people’s pile of shame is bigger than others,
Everyone’s got a cinematic pile of shame, whether they’ll admit it or not. I myself have never seen Seven Samurai or Gone with the Wind, and it continues to shame me every day. However, some people’s pile of shame is bigger than others, and can sometimes leave you wondering what kind of childhood they could have had without these films in their life – case in point, Michael Althouse; Host of the Criterion Erection, a man of refined tastes, and yet, has somehow never seen E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial or The Goonies.
These may be colossal movie-shame points that are on par with never having seen Star Wars, but on the other hand, I can’t think of a luckier guy than Michael Althouse in this moment, as I can only dream of being able to experience films like E.T. or The Goonies again for the first time…and stoned to boot! (it’s ok, Uncle Sam, Mike lives in Portland, OR).
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we take a look at a couple of films from a guy who is inarguably the most successful and popular film director of all time are fellow nerds and Goondocks tenants Ryan Caldwell and Michael Althouse.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the art of making Movie-Ass Movies; we try to determine if The Goonies is too offensive for our current PC culture; and finally, we learn the origin of Michael Althouse’s unorthodox movie upbringing as we go Behind the (Criterion) Erection.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial or The Goonies through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:44:54#308 – Rise of the Planet of the Raptor Peoplehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/18/308-rise-of-the-planet-of-the-raptor-people/
Mon, 19 Sep 2016 02:54:40 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4890http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/18/308-rise-of-the-planet-of-the-raptor-people/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/18/308-rise-of-the-planet-of-the-raptor-people/feed/0Hollywood’s full of old franchises that are probably best left alone. Jurassic Park, a series that probably should have ended after the first installment, ended up with two sequels and one “legacy-quel”/reboot/whatever-the-hell-you-call-it. Most people figured that Jurassic World would be a huge failure, especially after that first trailer came out showing Chris Pratt riding on […]

Hollywood’s full of old franchises that are probably best left alone. Jurassic Park, a series that probably should have ended after the first installment, ended up with two sequels and one “legacy-quel”/reboot/whatever-the-hell-you-call-it. Most people figured that Jurassic World would be a huge failure, especially after that first trailer came out showing Chris Pratt riding on a motorcycle alongside raptors – But surprise! It turns out that in context that scene, and the subsequent movie, was pretty damn good. Now flash forward a year, and we’ve got news of even more Jurassic sequels, two to be exact. Is Hollywood getting ready to give us another group of films among the same caliber as the mediocre to bad Jurassic Park 2 & 3? Or do they have a potential billion dollar franchise in the works?

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we come up with ways to make superior Jurassic sequels are fellow nerds and genetic gene splicers Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this episode include Italy getting all Touchy-Feely; Ryan sheds a tear at a truly magical piece of filmmaking; and finally, Oliver Stone tries to understand the world of hackers with the help of some trusty 90s movie tropes.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Hollywood’s full of old franchises that are probably best left alone. Jurassic Park, a series that probably should have ended after the first installment, ended up with two sequels and one “legacy-quel”/reboot/whatever-the-hell-you-call-it.
Hollywood’s full of old franchises that are probably best left alone. Jurassic Park, a series that probably should have ended after the first installment, ended up with two sequels and one “legacy-quel”/reboot/whatever-the-hell-you-call-it. Most people figured that Jurassic World would be a huge failure, especially after that first trailer came out showing Chris Pratt riding on a motorcycle alongside raptors – But surprise! It turns out that in context that scene, and the subsequent movie, was pretty damn good. Now flash forward a year, and we’ve got news of even more Jurassic sequels, two to be exact. Is Hollywood getting ready to give us another group of films among the same caliber as the mediocre to bad Jurassic Park 2 & 3? Or do they have a potential billion dollar franchise in the works?
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we come up with ways to make superior Jurassic sequels are fellow nerds and genetic gene splicers Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Italy getting all Touchy-Feely; Ryan sheds a tear at a truly magical piece of filmmaking; and finally, Oliver Stone tries to understand the world of hackers with the help of some trusty 90s movie tropes.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:10:44#307 – Portland Callinghttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/08/307-portland-calling/
Fri, 09 Sep 2016 04:12:54 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4858http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/08/307-portland-calling/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/08/307-portland-calling/feed/0As long time listeners of the show may know I have made mention in the past of moments that I’ve experienced (mainly seeing Jon Favreau’s Chef) that left me feeling inspired to do something with my life. The problem is these moments have always been fleeting and I have always ended up reverting back to […]

As long time listeners of the show may know I have made mention in the past of moments that I’ve experienced (mainly seeing Jon Favreau’s Chef) that left me feeling inspired to do something with my life. The problem is these moments have always been fleeting and I have always ended up reverting back to my old, boring, stay at home and further develop the ass groove in my couch-self. But no more!!! It turns out all I needed was one vacation to Portland, OR and a visit to everyone’s favorite Take Off Your Pants and Podcast-podcaster, Ryan Caldwell. What happened in the magical world of Portland you ask? Get ready to find out…

(It involves boobs…)

I’m your host and changed man, David Snider, and joining me as I become a better person are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Chad Griner, and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this episode include life altering events with women of the night (or late afternoon); we discuss the 30 Most Polarizing Films of the 21st Century; and finally, we try to reprogram Chad and teach him the virtues of interesting movie trivia.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>As long time listeners of the show may know I have made mention in the past of moments that I’ve experienced (mainly seeing Jon Favreau’s Chef) that left me feeling inspired to do something with my life. The problem is these moments have always been fl...
As long time listeners of the show may know I have made mention in the past of moments that I’ve experienced (mainly seeing Jon Favreau’s Chef) that left me feeling inspired to do something with my life. The problem is these moments have always been fleeting and I have always ended up reverting back to my old, boring, stay at home and further develop the ass groove in my couch-self. But no more!!! It turns out all I needed was one vacation to Portland, OR and a visit to everyone’s favorite Take Off Your Pants and Podcast-podcaster, Ryan Caldwell. What happened in the magical world of Portland you ask? Get ready to find out…
(It involves boobs…)
I’m your host and changed man, David Snider, and joining me as I become a better person are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Chad Griner, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include life altering events with women of the night (or late afternoon); we discuss the 30 Most Polarizing Films of the 21st Century; and finally, we try to reprogram Chad and teach him the virtues of interesting movie trivia.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:11:39#306 – EoJ’s Bogus Summerhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/01/306-eojs-bogus-summer/
Thu, 01 Sep 2016 21:17:21 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4851http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/01/306-eojs-bogus-summer/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/09/01/306-eojs-bogus-summer/feed/0Summer Movie Season 2016: Or, as Garth would put it, “wow…what a shitty circus!”. Although there were one or two standouts amongst the summer blockbusters this year, on a whole, I’m inclined to agree with Mr. Algar – it was a pretty disappointing summer. But fear not, loyal listeners, we’re here to guide you through […]

Summer Movie Season 2016: Or, as Garth would put it, “wow…what a shitty circus!”. Although there were one or two standouts amongst the summer blockbusters this year, on a whole, I’m inclined to agree with Mr. Algar – it was a pretty disappointing summer. But fear not, loyal listeners, we’re here to guide you through the crapfest that Hollywood pooped out and lead you to the real winners of this past season.

Topics of discussion in this week’s episode include a tribute to a fallen comedy icon; Warner Bros. continues to muck up the DC film universe; and finally, Keanu Reeves inspires us to create the single greatest Blu-ray box set ever conceived.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Summer Movie Season 2016: Or, as Garth would put it, “wow…what a shitty circus!”. Although there were one or two standouts amongst the summer blockbusters this year, on a whole, I’m inclined to agree with Mr.
Summer Movie Season 2016: Or, as Garth would put it, “wow…what a shitty circus!”. Although there were one or two standouts amongst the summer blockbusters this year, on a whole, I’m inclined to agree with Mr. Algar – it was a pretty disappointing summer. But fear not, loyal listeners, we’re here to guide you through the crapfest that Hollywood pooped out and lead you to the real winners of this past season.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we rank our Top 5 Summer Films of 2016 are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this week’s episode include a tribute to a fallen comedy icon; Warner Bros. continues to muck up the DC film universe; and finally, Keanu Reeves inspires us to create the single greatest Blu-ray box set ever conceived.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:06:53The Monster Squadcast #009 – Abbot and Costello: The Original Monster Squadhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/29/the-monster-squadcast-009-abbot-and-costello-the-original-monster-squad/
Tue, 30 Aug 2016 04:30:00 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4840http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/29/the-monster-squadcast-009-abbot-and-costello-the-original-monster-squad/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/29/the-monster-squadcast-009-abbot-and-costello-the-original-monster-squad/feed/0As the self identified resident expert on comedy horror, I decided to take the Squad all the way back to the start of it all. Beloved by legendary director Quentin Tarantino and respected by other legendary directors Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson, probably (sure I could look it up, but where’s the fun in that?), […]

As the self identified resident expert on comedy horror, I decided to take the Squad all the way back to the start of it all. Beloved by legendary director Quentin Tarantino and respected by other legendary directors Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson, probably (sure I could look it up, but where’s the fun in that?), this comedic romp through classic Universal monster tropes had us in stitches… of all kinds! Yes, that’s right, I chose the black and white film that was an unprecedented combo of slapstick comedy and bone chilling horror, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.

Naturally, as a lifelong fan of the “Who’s On First?” bit, a pretentious old timey movie buff, and a new convert to the horror inner circle I was drawn to this film. So hey, listen to us talk about it for a bit. It’s a short one, cause it turns out there’s not all that much to add to a conversation that’s been going on for over half a century.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>As the self identified resident expert on comedy horror, I decided to take the Squad all the way back to the start of it all. Beloved by legendary director Quentin Tarantino and respected by other legendary directors Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson,
As the self identified resident expert on comedy horror, I decided to take the Squad all the way back to the start of it all. Beloved by legendary director Quentin Tarantino and respected by other legendary directors Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson, probably (sure I could look it up, but where’s the fun in that?), this comedic romp through classic Universal monster tropes had us in stitches… of all kinds! Yes, that’s right, I chose the black and white film that was an unprecedented combo of slapstick comedy and bone chilling horror, Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.
Naturally, as a lifelong fan of the “Who’s On First?” bit, a pretentious old timey movie buff, and a new convert to the horror inner circle I was drawn to this film. So hey, listen to us talk about it for a bit. It’s a short one, cause it turns out there’s not all that much to add to a conversation that’s been going on for over half a century.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.
You can also purchase Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes57:46#305 – The Hunt for Jim Halperthttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/25/305-the-hunt-for-jim-halpert/
Fri, 26 Aug 2016 04:17:19 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4837http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/25/305-the-hunt-for-jim-halpert/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/25/305-the-hunt-for-jim-halpert/feed/0As the summer movie season comes to a close we begin to look forward to the end of the year and the promise of new and exciting things to come out of the winter and beyond, most notably Rogue One, the end of the 2016 election (in times like this I really wish Kevin Kline’s […]

As the summer movie season comes to a close we begin to look forward to the end of the year and the promise of new and exciting things to come out of the winter and beyond, most notably Rogue One, the end of the 2016 election (in times like this I really wish Kevin Kline’s Dave was a real person) and of course, the beginning of a new season in TV, both for newcomers and returning favorites alike. 2017 may see the next chapter in the Star Wars saga, but it’s also going to play host for the return of a literary character of yore, specifically one your Dad probably read a lot of in the 80s and 90s; one Mr. Jack Ryan…

I DARE YOU, SIR!!!

I’m your host and former CIA analyst David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this episode include a look back at Empire or Jedi’s much more funnier past; we strap on our VR headsets and look at something other than porn; and finally, we rate the varying degrees of sexiness for Karen Allen (and Jeff Bridges).

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>As the summer movie season comes to a close we begin to look forward to the end of the year and the promise of new and exciting things to come out of the winter and beyond, most notably Rogue One, the end of the 2016 election (in times like this I real...
As the summer movie season comes to a close we begin to look forward to the end of the year and the promise of new and exciting things to come out of the winter and beyond, most notably Rogue One, the end of the 2016 election (in times like this I really wish Kevin Kline’s Dave was a real person) and of course, the beginning of a new season in TV, both for newcomers and returning favorites alike. 2017 may see the next chapter in the Star Wars saga, but it’s also going to play host for the return of a literary character of yore, specifically one your Dad probably read a lot of in the 80s and 90s; one Mr. Jack Ryan…
I DARE YOU, SIR!!!
I’m your host and former CIA analyst David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a look back at Empire or Jedi’s much more funnier past; we strap on our VR headsets and look at something other than porn; and finally, we rate the varying degrees of sexiness for Karen Allen (and Jeff Bridges).
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:06:37#304 – Spotlight On: Stranger Things (Season 1)http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/17/304-spotlight-on-stranger-things-season-1/
Thu, 18 Aug 2016 05:32:35 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4830http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/17/304-spotlight-on-stranger-things-season-1/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/17/304-spotlight-on-stranger-things-season-1/feed/0“On November 6th, 1983, in the small town of Hawkins, Indiana, 12 year old Will Byers vanishes mysteriously…this is that story.” If anyone needed further proof that Netflix is dominating the streaming game, Stranger Things is it. Coming out of nowhere to capture the imagination and acclaim of pretty much everyone who’s seen it, Netflix’s […]

“On November 6th, 1983, in the small town of Hawkins, Indiana, 12 year old Will Byers vanishes mysteriously…this is that story.”

If anyone needed further proof that Netflix is dominating the streaming game, Stranger Things is it. Coming out of nowhere to capture the imagination and acclaim of pretty much everyone who’s seen it, Netflix’s newest original series is perhaps the greatest and best made throwback to the films of the 80s, specifically those made by Steven Spielberg and John Carpenter.

And of course, we can’t forget Stephen King…who is without a doubt the greatest source of inspiration for the show (the font for the title is straight from every Stephen King book from the 80s).

I’m your (usual) host, David Snider, and joining me as we listen to Cody Eastlick spin a yarn about shadow government agencies and weirdos on Maple Street are fellow nerds and demogorgons Jonathan Hinckley and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this episode include a friendly PSA from Empire or Jedi, reminding you to never trust the government; we rejoice as 80s PG makes a comeback in the modern age; and finally, we reveal which moments from the show hit us in the feels hardest (andthere were many…).

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>“On November 6th, 1983, in the small town of Hawkins, Indiana, 12 year old Will Byers vanishes mysteriously…this is that story.” If anyone needed further proof that Netflix is dominating the streaming game, Stranger Things is it.
“On November 6th, 1983, in the small town of Hawkins, Indiana, 12 year old Will Byers vanishes mysteriously…this is that story.”
If anyone needed further proof that Netflix is dominating the streaming game, Stranger Things is it. Coming out of nowhere to capture the imagination and acclaim of pretty much everyone who’s seen it, Netflix’s newest original series is perhaps the greatest and best made throwback to the films of the 80s, specifically those made by Steven Spielberg and John Carpenter.
And of course, we can’t forget Stephen King…who is without a doubt the greatest source of inspiration for the show (the font for the title is straight from every Stephen King book from the 80s).
I’m your (usual) host, David Snider, and joining me as we listen to Cody Eastlick spin a yarn about shadow government agencies and weirdos on Maple Street are fellow nerds and demogorgons Jonathan Hinckley and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a friendly PSA from Empire or Jedi, reminding you to never trust the government; we rejoice as 80s PG makes a comeback in the modern age; and finally, we reveal which moments from the show hit us in the feels hardest (and there were many…).

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase the soundtrack for Stranger Things (Season 1) through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:23:04#303 – State of the (DC)Uhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/12/303-state-of-the-dcu/
Sat, 13 Aug 2016 05:24:50 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4822http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/12/303-state-of-the-dcu/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/12/303-state-of-the-dcu/feed/0Ladies and Gentleman…the President of the DCU…Zack Snyder (hold for boos and scattered applause from BvS fanboys). My fellow DC movie fans; after the positive reactions from the Wonder Woman trailer, and the record breaking box office opening of David Ayer’s Suicide Squad, I can honestly say that the State of the DCU has never […]

Ladies and Gentleman…the President of the DCU…Zack Snyder (hold for boos and scattered applause from BvS fanboys). My fellow DC movie fans; after the positive reactions from the Wonder Woman trailer, and the record breaking box office opening of David Ayer’s Suicide Squad, I can honestly say that the State of the DCU has never been better – WRONNNNNNNG!!! (Oh, Kevin Spacey…how I miss your Lex Luthor in these troubling times…)

So, yeah…Suicide Squad may have had a record breaking opening last weekend, but it also had a pretty crappy reception among critics (it now has a 27% rotten tomato score, which it shares with its predecessor Batman v Superman – it’s like poetry…it rhymes). But critics be damned, the film, like Zack Snyder’s previous go round, has a very vocal following from its die-hard fans, and if you were one of the many who didn’t like the movie than you are of course a big stupid head and probably support the evil entity that is Rotten Tomatoes (a company owned by Warner Bros, who also happen to have made the film in question, but don’t let that fool you, they’re just anti-DC jerk faces). But where does the Empire or Jedi crew land on DC’s latest attempt to move in on Marvel’s thoroughly owned territory? Well…let’s dive into a vat of custard (or semen) and find out, shall we!!!

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we tempt the wrath of Snyder’s fanboy coalition are fellow nerds Cody Eastlick and Jonathan Hinckley.

Topics of discussion in this episode include a Shitapalooza follow up on a certain Empire or Jedi crew member’s digestive health; I have a full on nerdgasm as Disney announces a sequel to a certain jetpack wearing hero; and finally, we offer a tease to an upcoming episode that deals exclusively with one of the greatest new shows to hit TV in sometime (let’s just say, Netflix is killin’ it right now…)

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Ladies and Gentleman…the President of the DCU…Zack Snyder (hold for boos and scattered applause from BvS fanboys). My fellow DC movie fans; after the positive reactions from the Wonder Woman trailer, and the record breaking box office opening of David ...
Ladies and Gentleman…the President of the DCU…Zack Snyder (hold for boos and scattered applause from BvS fanboys). My fellow DC movie fans; after the positive reactions from the Wonder Woman trailer, and the record breaking box office opening of David Ayer’s Suicide Squad, I can honestly say that the State of the DCU has never been better – WRONNNNNNNG!!! (Oh, Kevin Spacey…how I miss your Lex Luthor in these troubling times…)
So, yeah…Suicide Squad may have had a record breaking opening last weekend, but it also had a pretty crappy reception among critics (it now has a 27% rotten tomato score, which it shares with its predecessor Batman v Superman – it’s like poetry…it rhymes). But critics be damned, the film, like Zack Snyder’s previous go round, has a very vocal following from its die-hard fans, and if you were one of the many who didn’t like the movie than you are of course a big stupid head and probably support the evil entity that is Rotten Tomatoes (a company owned by Warner Bros, who also happen to have made the film in question, but don’t let that fool you, they’re just anti-DC jerk faces). But where does the Empire or Jedi crew land on DC’s latest attempt to move in on Marvel’s thoroughly owned territory? Well…let’s dive into a vat of custard (or semen) and find out, shall we!!!
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we tempt the wrath of Snyder’s fanboy coalition are fellow nerds Cody Eastlick and Jonathan Hinckley.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a Shitapalooza follow up on a certain Empire or Jedi crew member’s digestive health; I have a full on nerdgasm as Disney announces a sequel to a certain jetpack wearing hero; and finally, we offer a tease to an upcoming episode that deals exclusively with one of the greatest new shows to hit TV in sometime (let’s just say, Netflix is killin’ it right now…)
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes57:51#302 – Beyond Davehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/03/302-beyond-dave/
Thu, 04 Aug 2016 01:09:40 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4798http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/03/302-beyond-dave/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/08/03/302-beyond-dave/feed/0Acting Captain’s Log: These are the voyages of the Empire or Jedi Podcast. It’s only been one episode since our run-in with a Klingon warship that took the life of our previous Captain: David Snider. But we must continue on without our pasty leader… to explore new movies, seek out strange new porn sites, and go […]

Acting Captain’s Log: These are the voyages of the Empire or Jedi Podcast. It’s only been one episode since our run-in with a Klingon warship that took the life of our previous Captain: David Snider. But we must continue on without our pasty leader… to explore new movies, seek out strange new porn sites, and go where no podcast has gone before… Portland, OR.

Topics of exploration on this stardate include the eternal struggle of capturing a Gyarados; what went down at San Diego Comic-Con this year; and finally, we discover if our ship’s Science Officer has the capacity to display emotion over the death of a fallen comrade as we review Star Trek Beyond.

SPOILER WARNING

Star Trek Beyond46 min, 31 sec – 1 hr, 27 min, 18 sec

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Acting Captain’s Log: These are the voyages of the Empire or Jedi Podcast. It’s only been one episode since our run-in with a Klingon warship that took the life of our previous Captain: David Snider. But we must continue on without our pasty leader… to...
Acting Captain’s Log: These are the voyages of the Empire or Jedi Podcast. It’s only been one episode since our run-in with a Klingon warship that took the life of our previous Captain: David Snider. But we must continue on without our pasty leader… to explore new movies, seek out strange new porn sites, and go where no podcast has gone before… Portland, OR.
I, Ryan L. Caldwell, am your Captain now. Joining me on this 90 minute voyage, Communications Officer: Jonathan Hinckley and token Vulcan: Mr. Chad Griner.
Topics of exploration on this stardate include the eternal struggle of capturing a Gyarados; what went down at San Diego Comic-Con this year; and finally, we discover if our ship’s Science Officer has the capacity to display emotion over the death of a fallen comrade as we review Star Trek Beyond.
SPOILER WARNING
Star Trek Beyond

46 min, 31 sec – 1 hr, 27 min, 18 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:34:52#301 – I Ain’t ‘fraid of No Troll!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/28/301-i-aint-fraid-of-no-troll/
Fri, 29 Jul 2016 03:35:53 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4765http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/28/301-i-aint-fraid-of-no-troll/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/28/301-i-aint-fraid-of-no-troll/feed/0Now that the dust has settled after the awesomeness that was Episode 300, it’s time for things to get back to normal at Empire or Jedi, in other words, it’s time to go back to being a normal shit show as opposed to an awesome, epic shit show. And lo and behold, like coming back […]

Now that the dust has settled after the awesomeness that was Episode 300, it’s time for things to get back to normal at Empire or Jedi, in other words, it’s time to go back to being a normal shit show as opposed to an awesome, epic shit show. And lo and behold, like coming back to work after a long vacation, we’ve got a bunch of stuff to catch up on. We’re talkin’ Star Wars news, movie reviews, and shilling for Blu-rays for minuscule affiliate change.

Topics of discussion in this episode include us trying to figure out the meaning behind that farting corpse movie; we return to the island(s) as Rian Johnson reveals some Episode VIII news; and finally, we try and give a fair shake to one of the most reviled movies of this year and recent memory, only to discover that the most controversial thing in the film is its depiction of New Yorkers and Pizza.

SPOILER WARNING

Swiss Army Man31 min, 58 sec – 50 min, 15 sec

Ghostbusters (2016)50 min, 15 sec – 1 hr, 32 min, 09 sec

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]]>Now that the dust has settled after the awesomeness that was Episode 300, it’s time for things to get back to normal at Empire or Jedi, in other words, it’s time to go back to being a normal shit show as opposed to an awesome, epic shit show.
Now that the dust has settled after the awesomeness that was Episode 300, it’s time for things to get back to normal at Empire or Jedi, in other words, it’s time to go back to being a normal shit show as opposed to an awesome, epic shit show. And lo and behold, like coming back to work after a long vacation, we’ve got a bunch of stuff to catch up on. We’re talkin’ Star Wars news, movie reviews, and shilling for Blu-rays for minuscule affiliate change.
Yes…it’s good to be back.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we clear out our movie review inbox are fellow nerds and class five free roaming vapors Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include us trying to figure out the meaning behind that farting corpse movie; we return to the island(s) as Rian Johnson reveals some Episode VIII news; and finally, we try and give a fair shake to one of the most reviled movies of this year and recent memory, only to discover that the most controversial thing in the film is its depiction of New Yorkers and Pizza.
SPOILER WARNING
Swiss Army Man

31 min, 58 sec – 50 min, 15 sec
Ghostbusters (2016)

50 min, 15 sec – 1 hr, 32 min, 09 sec
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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:34:58#300 – Part 3: Top Shafthttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/25/300-part-3-top-shaft/
Tue, 26 Jul 2016 05:08:18 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4757http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/25/300-part-3-top-shaft/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/25/300-part-3-top-shaft/feed/0The Empire or Jedi 300th Episode MEGA SPECTACULAR AWESOME SHOW is now drawing to a close. I know what you’re thinking, how could we possibly top a PAY-PER-POO event as epic and amazing as the 2016 Shitapalooza?!?! By paying our debts…and keeping our promises… That’s right! We’re finally honoring the bet made over a year […]

The Empire or Jedi 300th Episode MEGA SPECTACULAR AWESOME SHOW is now drawing to a close. I know what you’re thinking, how could we possibly top a PAY-PER-POO event as epic and amazing as the 2016 Shitapalooza?!?! By paying our debts…and keeping our promises…

That’s right! We’re finally honoring the bet made over a year ago in the episode dubbed, “Fifty Shades of Oscar”…we’re going to review, at long last, Fifty Shades of Grey.

Topics of discussion in Episode 300 – Part 3 include our ratings of exactly how kinky this movie actually is; we explain “Top Shaft”, as depicted in the film; and finally, we reveal how far each of us would be willing to go in our own sex contracts, only to ultimately come to the same, dirty conclusion.

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>The Empire or Jedi 300th Episode MEGA SPECTACULAR AWESOME SHOW is now drawing to a close. I know what you’re thinking, how could we possibly top a PAY-PER-POO event as epic and amazing as the 2016 Shitapalooza?!?!
The Empire or Jedi 300th Episode MEGA SPECTACULAR AWESOME SHOW is now drawing to a close. I know what you’re thinking, how could we possibly top a PAY-PER-POO event as epic and amazing as the 2016 Shitapalooza?!?! By paying our debts…and keeping our promises…
That’s right! We’re finally honoring the bet made over a year ago in the episode dubbed, “Fifty Shades of Oscar”…we’re going to review, at long last, Fifty Shades of Grey.
I’m your host, winner of said bet and nevertheless willing participant, David Snider, and joining me as we watch this move – HARD – are fellow nerds and perverts Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Ryan Caldwell, and Chad Griner.
Topics of discussion in Episode 300 – Part 3 include our ratings of exactly how kinky this movie actually is; we explain “Top Shaft”, as depicted in the film; and finally, we reveal how far each of us would be willing to go in our own sex contracts, only to ultimately come to the same, dirty conclusion.
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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Fifty Shades of Grey through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes48:32#300 – Part 2: Shitapalooza!!!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/23/300-part-2-shitapalooza/
Sat, 23 Jul 2016 22:51:43 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4751http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/23/300-part-2-shitapalooza/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/23/300-part-2-shitapalooza/feed/0It’s time, folks…it’s all….come down… to THIS!!! If you thought Episode 300: Part 1 was rough, think again! That was merely child’s play compared to what we have in store for you with Part 2, our very first PAY-PER-POO Event: Shitapalooza!!! It’s a battle royale fight to the death in the Shitagon, featuring all of […]

It’s time, folks…it’s all….come down… to THIS!!! If you thought Episode 300: Part 1 was rough, think again! That was merely child’s play compared to what we have in store for you with Part 2, our very first PAY-PER-POO Event: Shitapalooza!!! It’s a battle royale fight to the death in the Shitagon, featuring all of your favorite combatants from the Empire or Jedi Podcasting Network! (Minus one Disqualified fighter)

If you like fecal related stories, bizarre goings on from the good ole South, first date mishaps, and child endangerment, then you’ve come to the right place!!!

EPISODE 300: PART 2 – SHITAPALOOZA…BEGINS NOW!!!

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]]>It’s time, folks…it’s all….come down… to THIS!!! If you thought Episode 300: Part 1 was rough, think again! That was merely child’s play compared to what we have in store for you with Part 2, our very first PAY-PER-POO Event: Shitapalooza!!!
It’s time, folks…it’s all….come down… to THIS!!! If you thought Episode 300: Part 1 was rough, think again! That was merely child’s play compared to what we have in store for you with Part 2, our very first PAY-PER-POO Event: Shitapalooza!!! It’s a battle royale fight to the death in the Shitagon, featuring all of your favorite combatants from the Empire or Jedi Podcasting Network! (Minus one Disqualified fighter)
That’s right! We’ve got Nick Goathoof, Ryan Caldwell, Jonathan Hinckley, Chad Griner, Eric Smith, Mike Althouse, and of course, yours truly, David Snider.
If you like fecal related stories, bizarre goings on from the good ole South, first date mishaps, and child endangerment, then you’ve come to the right place!!!
EPISODE 300: PART 2 – SHITAPALOOZA…BEGINS NOW!!!
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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised. Also, please do not attempt to reenact any of the events discussed in this episode, as doing so may be harmful to your physical and mental health.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:44:42#300 – Part 1: The Adventures of Pervazoidhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/20/300-part-1-the-adventures-of-pervazoid/
Thu, 21 Jul 2016 05:49:54 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4742http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/20/300-part-1-the-adventures-of-pervazoid/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/20/300-part-1-the-adventures-of-pervazoid/feed/0It’s hard to believe, but we made it, folks. Six years and several spin off podcasts later; we’ve finally hit the Big 300. I honestly couldn’t tell you if I ever expected this thing to go as far as it has, especially given that the whole podcast started with Chad and I doing silly little […]

It’s hard to believe, but we made it, folks. Six years and several spin off podcasts later; we’ve finally hit the Big 300. I honestly couldn’t tell you if I ever expected this thing to go as far as it has, especially given that the whole podcast started with Chad and I doing silly little commentary tracks for movies we loved, but here we are, and I have to say, it’s been one hell of a ride. I’d like to thank everyone who has stuck with us through the various slow patches, show evolution, and just tolerated our stupidity in general. And to anyone who just started listening to our show, thank you for checking us out (yep…what follows in this episode is pretty much par for the course for what you’d usually hear on the Empire or Jedi Podcast, so strap in and get ready to dump some brain cells…)

Topics of discussion in Part 1 include Nintendo rising from the ashes to take over the world once again; while everyone else is busy with Pokémon AR, I get busaaay with my own Pokémon in VR; and finally, we hop into the Way Back Machine as we go all the way back to the year 2012 to hear a bunch of stoned idiots talk about porn…and the consequences of actually paying for it.

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>It’s hard to believe, but we made it, folks. Six years and several spin off podcasts later; we’ve finally hit the Big 300. I honestly couldn’t tell you if I ever expected this thing to go as far as it has, especially given that the whole podcast starte...
It’s hard to believe, but we made it, folks. Six years and several spin off podcasts later; we’ve finally hit the Big 300. I honestly couldn’t tell you if I ever expected this thing to go as far as it has, especially given that the whole podcast started with Chad and I doing silly little commentary tracks for movies we loved, but here we are, and I have to say, it’s been one hell of a ride. I’d like to thank everyone who has stuck with us through the various slow patches, show evolution, and just tolerated our stupidity in general. And to anyone who just started listening to our show, thank you for checking us out (yep…what follows in this episode is pretty much par for the course for what you’d usually hear on the Empire or Jedi Podcast, so strap in and get ready to dump some brain cells…)
But enough with the introductions; ON WITH THE EPISODE!!!
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me for Part 1 of the Episode 300 MEGA SPECTACULAR AWESOME SHOW!!! are fellow nerds and Pokémon Go addicts Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Ryan Caldwell and Chad Griner.
Topics of discussion in Part 1 include Nintendo rising from the ashes to take over the world once again; while everyone else is busy with Pokémon AR, I get busaaay with my own Pokémon in VR; and finally, we hop into the Way Back Machine as we go all the way back to the year 2012 to hear a bunch of stoned idiots talk about porn…and the consequences of actually paying for it.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:05:24The Monster Squadcast #008 – Help! My Husband’s a Pod Person!!!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/05/the-monster-squadcast-008-help-my-husbands-a-pod-person/
Wed, 06 Jul 2016 05:42:14 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4728http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/05/the-monster-squadcast-008-help-my-husbands-a-pod-person/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/07/05/the-monster-squadcast-008-help-my-husbands-a-pod-person/feed/0Have you ever had a moment where someone looked at you cock eyed and you thought to yourself, “jeez…what the hell’s that guy’s problem? I bet he’s an alien.” If you have, than you are not alone. Because if the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers has taught this particular monster hunting squad […]

Have you ever had a moment where someone looked at you cock eyed and you thought to yourself, “jeez…what the hell’s that guy’s problem? I bet he’s an alien.” If you have, than you are not alone. Because if the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers has taught this particular monster hunting squad anything, it’s that anybody who looks at you weird or points and screeches at the top of their lungs is probably an alien… (Or at the very least, a Republican).

So, if you’ve managed to locate some speed pills and stay awake for the last seventy two hours, then why not join myself, Eric, and Nick Goathoof as we try to resist the urge to fall asleep and succumb to the sweet, sweet slumber that is pod transference. (Just don’t fall asleep next to your dog, trust me on this…)

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>Have you ever had a moment where someone looked at you cock eyed and you thought to yourself, “jeez…what the hell’s that guy’s problem? I bet he’s an alien.” If you have, than you are not alone. Because if the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatch...
Have you ever had a moment where someone looked at you cock eyed and you thought to yourself, “jeez…what the hell’s that guy’s problem? I bet he’s an alien.” If you have, than you are not alone. Because if the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers has taught this particular monster hunting squad anything, it’s that anybody who looks at you weird or points and screeches at the top of their lungs is probably an alien… (Or at the very least, a Republican).
So, if you’ve managed to locate some speed pills and stay awake for the last seventy two hours, then why not join myself, Eric, and Nick Goathoof as we try to resist the urge to fall asleep and succumb to the sweet, sweet slumber that is pod transference. (Just don’t fall asleep next to your dog, trust me on this…)
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.
You can also pre-order the upcoming Collector’s Edition Blu-ray of Invasion of the Body Snatchers through our Shout! Factory side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:07:09#299 – Mormont/Snow 2016http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/30/299-mormontsnow-2016/
Fri, 01 Jul 2016 06:57:11 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4707http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/30/299-mormontsnow-2016/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/30/299-mormontsnow-2016/feed/0Wow. Just…wow. I mean what else is there to say about Season 6 of Game of Thrones that hasn’t already been said. Is it the best season of a TV show ever? Maybe. Does it accelerate the events of the show in a way that none of the seasons before it have? Definitely. Is Lady […]

Wow. Just…wow. I mean what else is there to say about Season 6 of Game of Thrones that hasn’t already been said. Is it the best season of a TV show ever? Maybe. Does it accelerate the events of the show in a way that none of the seasons before it have? Definitely. Is Lady Lyanna Mormont the most bad ass chick in all of Westeros? Absolutely.

Topics of discussion in this episode include a dark alternate pitch for the upcoming Legends of the Hidden Temple movie; we light some fireworks and prepare for the inevitable sequel to Independence Day: Resurgence (if China has anything to say about, at least…); and finally, we break down the different levels of incest present in Westeros (and their varying levels of acceptability) as we wrap up our thoughts on the ending of Game of Thrones’ latest and best season to date.

SPOILER WARNING

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]]>Wow. Just…wow. I mean what else is there to say about Season 6 of Game of Thrones that hasn’t already been said. Is it the best season of a TV show ever? Maybe. Does it accelerate the events of the show in a way that none of the seasons before it have?...
Wow. Just…wow. I mean what else is there to say about Season 6 of Game of Thrones that hasn’t already been said. Is it the best season of a TV show ever? Maybe. Does it accelerate the events of the show in a way that none of the seasons before it have? Definitely. Is Lady Lyanna Mormont the most bad ass chick in all of Westeros? Absolutely.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds and Lady Mormont campaign volunteers Jonathan Hinckley, Ryan Caldwell, and Cody Eastlick.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a dark alternate pitch for the upcoming Legends of the Hidden Temple movie; we light some fireworks and prepare for the inevitable sequel to Independence Day: Resurgence (if China has anything to say about, at least…); and finally, we break down the different levels of incest present in Westeros (and their varying levels of acceptability) as we wrap up our thoughts on the ending of Game of Thrones’ latest and best season to date.
SPOILER WARNING
Independence Day: Resurgence

53 min, 17 sec – 1 hr, 56 min, 41 sec
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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:59:29#298 – For The Horde!!!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/23/298-for-the-horde/
Fri, 24 Jun 2016 06:43:55 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4700http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/23/298-for-the-horde/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/23/298-for-the-horde/feed/0For the Horde!!! Azeroth!!! Gul’dan!!! Durotan!!! Lothaaaaar!!! Ok, admittedly I’m just using buzzwords to pander to our Warcraft audience, but hey, can you blame me? After a dismal opening weekend in the States, and an even worse second weekend against Finding Dory, it seems like Warcraft just isn’t the draw it used to be (unless […]

For the Horde!!! Azeroth!!! Gul’dan!!! Durotan!!! Lothaaaaar!!!

Ok, admittedly I’m just using buzzwords to pander to our Warcraft audience, but hey, can you blame me? After a dismal opening weekend in the States, and an even worse second weekend against Finding Dory, it seems like Warcraft just isn’t the draw it used to be (unless you live in China…). In addition to its weak opening in the US, the film also received pretty dismal reviews from the critics, who pretty much all universally shat on it. However, the devil’s in the details, folks, and if you’re a fan of fantasy films (or just like gratuitous shots of shirtless orcs) then there may be something more here than the critics are leading people to believe.

Topics of discussion in this episode include our surprise at the apparent lack of old people in Azeroth; Wolverine dusts off his skis to help a Kingsman achieve his dreams; and finally, our review of Zootopia degrades into another rant about how dumb the concert ending of Rat Race is.

SPOILER WARNING

Warcraft10 min, 00 sec – 53 min, 53 sec

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]]>For the Horde!!! Azeroth!!! Gul’dan!!! Durotan!!! Lothaaaaar!!! Ok, admittedly I’m just using buzzwords to pander to our Warcraft audience, but hey, can you blame me? After a dismal opening weekend in the States,
For the Horde!!! Azeroth!!! Gul’dan!!! Durotan!!! Lothaaaaar!!!
Ok, admittedly I’m just using buzzwords to pander to our Warcraft audience, but hey, can you blame me? After a dismal opening weekend in the States, and an even worse second weekend against Finding Dory, it seems like Warcraft just isn’t the draw it used to be (unless you live in China…). In addition to its weak opening in the US, the film also received pretty dismal reviews from the critics, who pretty much all universally shat on it. However, the devil’s in the details, folks, and if you’re a fan of fantasy films (or just like gratuitous shots of shirtless orcs) then there may be something more here than the critics are leading people to believe.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as I incorrectly label various characters “mages” are fellow nerds and recovering WOW addicts Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, Ryan Caldwell, Chad Griner and Nick Goathoof.
Topics of discussion in this episode include our surprise at the apparent lack of old people in Azeroth; Wolverine dusts off his skis to help a Kingsman achieve his dreams; and finally, our review of Zootopia degrades into another rant about how dumb the concert ending of Rat Race is.
SPOILER WARNING
Warcraft

10 min, 00 sec – 53 min, 53 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:44:50The Monster Squadcast #007 – What A Twist!!!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/21/the-monster-squadcast-007-what-a-twist/
Wed, 22 Jun 2016 06:06:34 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4689http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/21/the-monster-squadcast-007-what-a-twist/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/21/the-monster-squadcast-007-what-a-twist/feed/0It’s been a while, but fear not loyal squadcast listeners, the Squad has returned. After being called in as consultants on the latest episode of The Criterion Erection, our intrepid heroes were shocked to learn that Madeleine (—–SPOILER—–) had been killed by the neurotoxin being pumped into the Criterion Erection studios by “Evil Overlord” Dave […]

It’s been a while, but fear not loyal squadcast listeners, the Squad has returned. After being called in as consultants on the latest episode of The Criterion Erection, our intrepid heroes were shocked to learn that Madeleine (—–SPOILER—–) had been killed by the neurotoxin being pumped into the Criterion Erection studios by “Evil Overlord” Dave and sent into the spirit world having to fend off evil spirits and horny 1960’s scumbags.

(Madeleine, as you recall in the last episode, was revealed to be a lizard creature, and therefore had a negative reaction to the so-called “fatal” neurotoxin.)

Thankfully, the other members of the Squad were able to pull Madeleine out of the spirit world by playing an ancient, mystical song on the organ which forced open a portal between our world and the spirit world.

Anyway, now that Madeleine’s back and recovered from her experience with ghosts and the spirit world, we figured what better way to get her back on her feet and past the psychological trauma of her own death than by watching M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense.

But we won’t be alone on this episode…for Madeleine has brought along a special guest, one we hope will help her as she works to get over her experience dealing with scuzballs and peek-a-boo ghosts.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>It’s been a while, but fear not loyal squadcast listeners, the Squad has returned. After being called in as consultants on the latest episode of The Criterion Erection, our intrepid heroes were shocked to learn that Madeleine (—–SPOILER—–) had been ki...
It’s been a while, but fear not loyal squadcast listeners, the Squad has returned. After being called in as consultants on the latest episode of The Criterion Erection, our intrepid heroes were shocked to learn that Madeleine (—–SPOILER—–) had been killed by the neurotoxin being pumped into the Criterion Erection studios by “Evil Overlord” Dave and sent into the spirit world having to fend off evil spirits and horny 1960’s scumbags.
(Madeleine, as you recall in the last episode, was revealed to be a lizard creature, and therefore had a negative reaction to the so-called “fatal” neurotoxin.)
Thankfully, the other members of the Squad were able to pull Madeleine out of the spirit world by playing an ancient, mystical song on the organ which forced open a portal between our world and the spirit world.
Anyway, now that Madeleine’s back and recovered from her experience with ghosts and the spirit world, we figured what better way to get her back on her feet and past the psychological trauma of her own death than by watching M. Night Shyamalan’s The Sixth Sense.
But we won’t be alone on this episode…for Madeleine has brought along a special guest, one we hope will help her as she works to get over her experience dealing with scuzballs and peek-a-boo ghosts.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.
You can also purchase The Sixth Sense through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:09:05The Criterion Erection #015 – Carnival of Soulshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/15/the-criterion-erection-015-carnival-of-souls/
Thu, 16 Jun 2016 03:05:01 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4677http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/15/the-criterion-erection-015-carnival-of-souls/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/15/the-criterion-erection-015-carnival-of-souls/feed/0A brief email exchange yielded this Criterion suggestion from acclaimed director Dennis Hauck, who I’m sure felt partially responsible for my meltdown over not seeing his film, Too Late. As a result, we here at the Criterion Erection (and a few guests from The Monster Squadcast) were treated to a similar meltdown of a lady […]

A brief email exchange yielded this Criterion suggestion from acclaimed director Dennis Hauck, who I’m sure felt partially responsible for my meltdown over not seeing his film, Too Late. As a result, we here at the Criterion Erection (and a few guests from The Monster Squadcast) were treated to a similar meltdown of a lady in the 1962 Herk Harvey horror flick Carnival of Souls. This is a special episode in a lot of ways. The addition of Madeleine, Dave, and Eric from The Monster Squadcast beautifully complemented the stuck up film buff attitudes of Mike and Eric from The Criterion Erection. And it’s crazy that out of all of us, we all loved the film and no one had anything negative to say about the film that was so charitably chosen for us by director Dennis Hauck.

Next week we return to our normally scheduled programming with the arty foreign shit we’re known for. Federico Fellini’s Italian-language surreal comedy 8 ½ challenges our perception this next episode. This is the first time I’ve ever written one of these without having recorded the next episode, so check it out and hopefully laugh along with your favorite kinda-funny podcast about serious filmmaking.

As always, thanks to Hulu, the Criterion Collection, and the Empire or Jedi crew for keeping it more real than surreal.

]]>A brief email exchange yielded this Criterion suggestion from acclaimed director Dennis Hauck, who I’m sure felt partially responsible for my meltdown over not seeing his film, Too Late. As a result, we here at the Criterion Erection (and a few guests ...
A brief email exchange yielded this Criterion suggestion from acclaimed director Dennis Hauck, who I’m sure felt partially responsible for my meltdown over not seeing his film, Too Late. As a result, we here at the Criterion Erection (and a few guests from The Monster Squadcast) were treated to a similar meltdown of a lady in the 1962 Herk Harvey horror flick Carnival of Souls. This is a special episode in a lot of ways. The addition of Madeleine, Dave, and Eric from The Monster Squadcast beautifully complemented the stuck up film buff attitudes of Mike and Eric from The Criterion Erection. And it’s crazy that out of all of us, we all loved the film and no one had anything negative to say about the film that was so charitably chosen for us by director Dennis Hauck.
Next week we return to our normally scheduled programming with the arty foreign shit we’re known for. Federico Fellini’s Italian-language surreal comedy 8 ½ challenges our perception this next episode. This is the first time I’ve ever written one of these without having recorded the next episode, so check it out and hopefully laugh along with your favorite kinda-funny podcast about serious filmmaking.
As always, thanks to Hulu, the Criterion Collection, and the Empire or Jedi crew for keeping it more real than surreal.

Be sure to follow Eric and Mike on Twitter.
You can also purchase Carnival of Souls through our Amazon side link or just watch it for free on YouTube.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:14:01#297 – Shellshockhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/10/297-shellshock/
Fri, 10 Jun 2016 17:53:10 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4652http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/10/297-shellshock/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/10/297-shellshock/feed/0On paper, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows should have worked. You have 90% more turtles, 90% less Megan Fox, and the inclusion of cartoon favorites Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang (in his giant robot suit, no less). So why, even with all of these green check marks in its favor, did this movie […]

On paper, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows should have worked. You have 90% more turtles, 90% less Megan Fox, and the inclusion of cartoon favorites Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang (in his giant robot suit, no less). So why, even with all of these green check marks in its favor, did this movie open to less than half of the box office of its predecessor? Is it sequelites or was this just a particular sequel that nobody asked for in the first place? Who knows – but, I can tell you this, it’s pretty damn hard to enjoy a movie that you didn’t care about going into in the first place when you’re having to contend with pit stains and swamp ass. (Is Summer almost over yet???)

Topics of discussion in this episode include the most excellent news to hit Blu-ray in sometime; Megan Fox continues to make teenage boys feel strange things in their nether regions; and finally, Game of Thrones manages to simultaneously enrage and leave us in joy as we get one step closer to the end of season six.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>On paper, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows should have worked. You have 90% more turtles, 90% less Megan Fox, and the inclusion of cartoon favorites Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang (in his giant robot suit, no less). So why,
On paper, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows should have worked. You have 90% more turtles, 90% less Megan Fox, and the inclusion of cartoon favorites Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang (in his giant robot suit, no less). So why, even with all of these green check marks in its favor, did this movie open to less than half of the box office of its predecessor? Is it sequelites or was this just a particular sequel that nobody asked for in the first place? Who knows – but, I can tell you this, it’s pretty damn hard to enjoy a movie that you didn’t care about going into in the first place when you’re having to contend with pit stains and swamp ass. (Is Summer almost over yet???)
Topics of discussion in this episode include the most excellent news to hit Blu-ray in sometime; Megan Fox continues to make teenage boys feel strange things in their nether regions; and finally, Game of Thrones manages to simultaneously enrage and leave us in joy as we get one step closer to the end of season six.
SPOILER WARNING
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

1 hr, 08 min, 10 sec – 1 hr, 31 min, 27 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:37:27The Criterion Erection #014 – Badlandshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/07/the-criterion-erection-014-badlands/
Wed, 08 Jun 2016 05:23:13 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4647http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/07/the-criterion-erection-014-badlands/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/07/the-criterion-erection-014-badlands/feed/0Despite our enormously differing opinions of the Terrence Malick film Tree of Life, Mike and I manage to keep things pretty civil in this discussion. Perhaps it’s because we focus on Malick’s debut feature, Badlands, which is far less divisive than his more recent Brad Pitt/ dinosaur vehicle. More importantly, it’s in the Criterion Collection, […]

Despite our enormously differing opinions of the Terrence Malick film Tree of Life, Mike and I manage to keep things pretty civil in this discussion. Perhaps it’s because we focus on Malick’s debut feature, Badlands, which is far less divisive than his more recent Brad Pitt/ dinosaur vehicle. More importantly, it’s in the Criterion Collection, which means it can be officially recognized by this podcast.

Mike picked this movie, no doubt specifically to poke at the sleeping baby bear cubs that are my true feelings toward arty films. Luckily this turned out to be not so arty (closer to a Star Wars than a THX 1138) and we were saved from another tense episode on the show. In this conversation we use our vast psychological knowledge to casually diagnose fictional characters, get to the bottom of why it’s set in the 50s, and find a common thread between serial murdering and being a fattie who can’t stop eating cupcakes.

I picked Federico Fellini’s legendary surreal comedy 8 ½ for next time. But before that, our close personal friend (not really), Too Late director Dennis Hauck, begged us (I begged him for a suggestion) to watch Carnival of Souls, which is featured in his film. So watch that and join us soon, and check out Too Late if you’re lucky enough to be in a place where it is playing.

As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew for being insightful and entertaining, respectively.

]]>Despite our enormously differing opinions of the Terrence Malick film Tree of Life, Mike and I manage to keep things pretty civil in this discussion. Perhaps it’s because we focus on Malick’s debut feature, Badlands,
Despite our enormously differing opinions of the Terrence Malick film Tree of Life, Mike and I manage to keep things pretty civil in this discussion. Perhaps it’s because we focus on Malick’s debut feature, Badlands, which is far less divisive than his more recent Brad Pitt/ dinosaur vehicle. More importantly, it’s in the Criterion Collection, which means it can be officially recognized by this podcast.
Mike picked this movie, no doubt specifically to poke at the sleeping baby bear cubs that are my true feelings toward arty films. Luckily this turned out to be not so arty (closer to a Star Wars than a THX 1138) and we were saved from another tense episode on the show. In this conversation we use our vast psychological knowledge to casually diagnose fictional characters, get to the bottom of why it’s set in the 50s, and find a common thread between serial murdering and being a fattie who can’t stop eating cupcakes.
I picked Federico Fellini’s legendary surreal comedy 8 ½ for next time. But before that, our close personal friend (not really), Too Late director Dennis Hauck, begged us (I begged him for a suggestion) to watch Carnival of Souls, which is featured in his film. So watch that and join us soon, and check out Too Late if you’re lucky enough to be in a place where it is playing.
As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew for being insightful and entertaining, respectively.

Be sure to follow Eric and Mike on Twitter.
You can also purchase Badlands through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:17:58#296 – It’s Popcorn Time!!!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/02/296-its-popcorn-time/
Fri, 03 Jun 2016 05:37:46 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4637http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/02/296-its-popcorn-time/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/06/02/296-its-popcorn-time/feed/0There’s no doubt about it, folks, the summer movie season is officially here. With three superhero films already leaving their mark on the box office, and a Finding Nemo sequel waiting in the wings, this summer is shaping up to be a huge one for Hollywood and those who love to shove copious amounts of […]

There’s no doubt about it, folks, the summer movie season is officially here. With three superhero films already leaving their mark on the box office, and a Finding Nemo sequel waiting in the wings, this summer is shaping up to be a huge one for Hollywood and those who love to shove copious amounts of popcorn into their gullets. But, even with this latest batch of comic book films raking in the dough, there is dissension among critics and audiences alike. Take the most recent one, X-Men: Apocalypse, for example; a film from the OG X-Director Bryan Singer, and starring the likes of Michael Fassbender and Oscar Isaac, still couldn’t manage to excite critics enough into giving it a positive rating, leaving the latest mutant fest with a measly 48% rotten tomato rating, despite several explosions, optic blasts, and Olivia Munn parading around in a sexy Psylocke outfit. What went wrong with Singer’s latest? Are people just opposed to campy fun or are superhero movies just getting worse?

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we attempt to answer this question with the power of cerebro and heavily buttered popcorn are fellow nerds and horsemen of the Apocalypse Ryan Caldwell and Jonathan Hinckley.

Topics of discussion in this episode include Dan Aykroyd becoming the newest target of the rampant Ghostbusters-remake hate; we try to assuage the fears of fanboys after news of Disney stepping in on Gareth Edwards’ turf on Rogue One hits the interwebs; and finally, we check our brains at the door as Bryan Singer treats us to the most comic-booky comic book movie in recent memory.

SPOILER WARNING

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>There’s no doubt about it, folks, the summer movie season is officially here. With three superhero films already leaving their mark on the box office, and a Finding Nemo sequel waiting in the wings, this summer is shaping up to be a huge one for Hollyw...
There’s no doubt about it, folks, the summer movie season is officially here. With three superhero films already leaving their mark on the box office, and a Finding Nemo sequel waiting in the wings, this summer is shaping up to be a huge one for Hollywood and those who love to shove copious amounts of popcorn into their gullets. But, even with this latest batch of comic book films raking in the dough, there is dissension among critics and audiences alike. Take the most recent one, X-Men: Apocalypse, for example; a film from the OG X-Director Bryan Singer, and starring the likes of Michael Fassbender and Oscar Isaac, still couldn’t manage to excite critics enough into giving it a positive rating, leaving the latest mutant fest with a measly 48% rotten tomato rating, despite several explosions, optic blasts, and Olivia Munn parading around in a sexy Psylocke outfit. What went wrong with Singer’s latest? Are people just opposed to campy fun or are superhero movies just getting worse?
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we attempt to answer this question with the power of cerebro and heavily buttered popcorn are fellow nerds and horsemen of the Apocalypse Ryan Caldwell and Jonathan Hinckley.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Dan Aykroyd becoming the newest target of the rampant Ghostbusters-remake hate; we try to assuage the fears of fanboys after news of Disney stepping in on Gareth Edwards’ turf on Rogue One hits the interwebs; and finally, we check our brains at the door as Bryan Singer treats us to the most comic-booky comic book movie in recent memory.
SPOILER WARNING
X-Men: Apocalypse

53 min, 48 sec – 1 hr, 13 min, 10 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:16:30The Criterion Erection #013 – Dazed and Confusedhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/27/the-criterion-erection-013-dazed-and-confused/
Fri, 27 May 2016 23:12:31 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4624http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/27/the-criterion-erection-013-dazed-and-confused/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/27/the-criterion-erection-013-dazed-and-confused/feed/0Sure, this is a Criterion podcast. The idea from the start was to expose myself to eras and genres and types of films that I wouldn’t normally be exposed to. But listen — one can only be exposed to so much before culture shock sets in. Sometimes when you’re trying all the different exotic foods […]

Sure, this is a Criterion podcast. The idea from the start was to expose myself to eras and genres and types of films that I wouldn’t normally be exposed to. But listen — one can only be exposed to so much before culture shock sets in. Sometimes when you’re trying all the different exotic foods on the menu it’s nice to just munch on a good old reliable cheeseburger.

Richard Linklater’s Dazed and Confused is that cheeseburger for me. It’s been a part of my life since the first time I caught it on cable at around the age of the characters in the movie. Talking about it relaxes me in ways that substance abuse can’t. In this episode Mike rails against Baby Boomers, we go way too far down tangential paths, and I try so hard to say “Edited it” (seriously, try it) that I never finish my point.

Coming soon is Mike’s pick, Terrence Malick’s Bonnie and Clyde ripoff and debut film Badlands. The two of us had wildly different opinions of Malick’s recent Tree of Life, so this could get interesting. Watch it and check back in with us!

As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. And hey, thanks to Richard Linklater for seeming like a super cool dude all the time.

]]>Sure, this is a Criterion podcast. The idea from the start was to expose myself to eras and genres and types of films that I wouldn’t normally be exposed to. But listen — one can only be exposed to so much before culture shock sets in.
Sure, this is a Criterion podcast. The idea from the start was to expose myself to eras and genres and types of films that I wouldn’t normally be exposed to. But listen — one can only be exposed to so much before culture shock sets in. Sometimes when you’re trying all the different exotic foods on the menu it’s nice to just munch on a good old reliable cheeseburger.
Richard Linklater’s Dazed and Confused is that cheeseburger for me. It’s been a part of my life since the first time I caught it on cable at around the age of the characters in the movie. Talking about it relaxes me in ways that substance abuse can’t. In this episode Mike rails against Baby Boomers, we go way too far down tangential paths, and I try so hard to say “Edited it” (seriously, try it) that I never finish my point.
Coming soon is Mike’s pick, Terrence Malick’s Bonnie and Clyde ripoff and debut film Badlands. The two of us had wildly different opinions of Malick’s recent Tree of Life, so this could get interesting. Watch it and check back in with us!
As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. And hey, thanks to Richard Linklater for seeming like a super cool dude all the time.

Be sure to follow Eric and Mike on Twitter.
You can also purchase Dazed and Confused through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:21:02#295 – Nice Guys Hold The Doorhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/26/295-nice-guys-hold-the-door/
Fri, 27 May 2016 04:25:54 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4620http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/26/295-nice-guys-hold-the-door/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/26/295-nice-guys-hold-the-door/feed/0After six seasons of Game of Thrones you think we would have gotten used to the fact that characters will often prematurely bite the dust and that George R.R. Martin is a sadistic bastard who doesn’t care about our feelings. But alas, it has happened again, and this one hit us in the feels, hard. […]

After six seasons of Game of Thrones you think we would have gotten used to the fact that characters will often prematurely bite the dust and that George R.R. Martin is a sadistic bastard who doesn’t care about our feelings. But alas, it has happened again, and this one hit us in the feels, hard. I won’t get into the specifics of who died and how, but I’ll just say that George R.R. Martin has a seat reserved in literary Hell where he will pay penance for all of the wrongs he has caused his beloved characters (unless we find out in the end of the story that magical unicorns save the day and have the power to bring back all of our fallen heroes, in which case George will be welcomed back with open arms).

Thankfully, though, it wasn’t all just doom and gloom this past weekend. If you were one of those lucky and smart enough to go see Shane Black’s return to the buddy film genre with The Nice Guys, than you were fortunate enough to have the exact amount of balance needed to prevent you from drowning your sorrows in Haagen-Dazs after Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we all share a good cry are fellow nerds and Nice Guys Cody Eastlick and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this episode include an eye opening tale of terror from Ryan Caldwell; we bust out our Jeff Goldblum impressions as we talk about recent Thor: Ragnarok casting news; and finally, Ryan makes us afraid to live in Arizona as he informs us of the scourge that is The Poop Bandit in this week’s Shittin’ in the Corner.

SPOILER WARNING

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>After six seasons of Game of Thrones you think we would have gotten used to the fact that characters will often prematurely bite the dust and that George R.R. Martin is a sadistic bastard who doesn’t care about our feelings. But alas,
After six seasons of Game of Thrones you think we would have gotten used to the fact that characters will often prematurely bite the dust and that George R.R. Martin is a sadistic bastard who doesn’t care about our feelings. But alas, it has happened again, and this one hit us in the feels, hard. I won’t get into the specifics of who died and how, but I’ll just say that George R.R. Martin has a seat reserved in literary Hell where he will pay penance for all of the wrongs he has caused his beloved characters (unless we find out in the end of the story that magical unicorns save the day and have the power to bring back all of our fallen heroes, in which case George will be welcomed back with open arms).
Thankfully, though, it wasn’t all just doom and gloom this past weekend. If you were one of those lucky and smart enough to go see Shane Black’s return to the buddy film genre with The Nice Guys, than you were fortunate enough to have the exact amount of balance needed to prevent you from drowning your sorrows in Haagen-Dazs after Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we all share a good cry are fellow nerds and Nice Guys Cody Eastlick and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include an eye opening tale of terror from Ryan Caldwell; we bust out our Jeff Goldblum impressions as we talk about recent Thor: Ragnarok casting news; and finally, Ryan makes us afraid to live in Arizona as he informs us of the scourge that is The Poop Bandit in this week’s Shittin’ in the Corner.
SPOILER WARNING
Game of Thrones: Season 6, Episode’s 1 – 5

52 min, 36 sec – 1 hr, 28 min, 58 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:40:29The Monster Squadcast #006 – How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Being a Cavemanhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/18/the-monster-squadcast-006-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-being-a-caveman/
Thu, 19 May 2016 03:41:07 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4609http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/18/the-monster-squadcast-006-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-being-a-caveman/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/18/the-monster-squadcast-006-how-i-learned-to-stop-worrying-and-love-being-a-caveman/feed/0Drugs. Hallucinations. Transformations. If you’re intrigued, dive deep into the Monster Squadcast deprivation chamber as we discuss Ken Russell’s 1980 psychological thriller Altered States! Joined by special guest Cody Eastlick, the lines are drawn in this episode as passions boil. On which side will you fall in this Monster Squadcast Civil War? Did the hosts […]

Joined by special guest Cody Eastlick, the lines are drawn in this episode as passions boil. On which side will you fall in this Monster Squadcast Civil War? Did the hosts need orange slices or ancient drugs found in Mexico? Find out if the discovery of our original selves consumes the squad or brings us closer together. Just as Eddie Jessup was analyzed by the NBC executive from Seinfeld, so too is the cast of the film analyzed by the hosts.

Were these characters as smart as they pretend to be or were they just high on university jargon, among other things? Take your bets now on who spotted the hairy armpit because the episode leaves one host in shock as they realize they’re the only one who noticed. Never before has this show gotten so close to the crack of eternity. Tune in to find out if they all make it out. Rest assured though, no lizards were killed during this recording.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>Drugs. Hallucinations. Transformations. If you’re intrigued, dive deep into the Monster Squadcast deprivation chamber as we discuss Ken Russell’s 1980 psychological thriller Altered States! Joined by special guest Cody Eastlick,
Drugs. Hallucinations. Transformations. If you’re intrigued, dive deep into the Monster Squadcast deprivation chamber as we discuss Ken Russell’s 1980 psychological thriller Altered States!
Joined by special guest Cody Eastlick, the lines are drawn in this episode as passions boil. On which side will you fall in this Monster Squadcast Civil War? Did the hosts need orange slices or ancient drugs found in Mexico? Find out if the discovery of our original selves consumes the squad or brings us closer together. Just as Eddie Jessup was analyzed by the NBC executive from Seinfeld, so too is the cast of the film analyzed by the hosts.
Were these characters as smart as they pretend to be or were they just high on university jargon, among other things? Take your bets now on who spotted the hairy armpit because the episode leaves one host in shock as they realize they’re the only one who noticed. Never before has this show gotten so close to the crack of eternity. Tune in to find out if they all make it out. Rest assured though, no lizards were killed during this recording.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.
You can also purchase Altered States through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:15:52The Monster Squadcast #005 – Xavier’s Green Room For Racist A-Holeshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/13/the-monster-squadcast-005-xaviers-green-room-for-racist-a-holes/
Sat, 14 May 2016 06:46:07 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4591http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/13/the-monster-squadcast-005-xaviers-green-room-for-racist-a-holes/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/13/the-monster-squadcast-005-xaviers-green-room-for-racist-a-holes/feed/0Are we scared of Friday the 13th? Ah, Pleeeeease, we mastered that Jason dork and his crazy mother three episodes ago. No, this Friday the 13th we’re taking a detour from classic monster tales of yore to focus on some more recent monster flicks (in a manner of speaking), specifically The Witch and Green Room. […]

Are we scared of Friday the 13th? Ah,Pleeeeease, we mastered that Jason dork and his crazy mother three episodes ago. No, this Friday the 13th we’re taking a detour from classic monster tales of yore to focus on some more recent monster flicks (in a manner of speaking), specifically The Witch and Green Room. One is a “New England Folk Tale”, while the other is a thriller which happens to star an actor from England. As George Lucas is fond of saying, “It’s like poetry…it rhymes.”

So load up your gear, say Hocus Pocus!, and for God’s sake, don’t accept any invitations to skin head punk shows (lest you incur the wrath of a former Starfleet Captain) as the Monster Squadcast takes on their first slew of modern horror films.

Who will survive… and what will be left of them?!?!

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>Are we scared of Friday the 13th? Ah, Pleeeeease, we mastered that Jason dork and his crazy mother three episodes ago. No, this Friday the 13th we’re taking a detour from classic monster tales of yore to focus on some more recent monster flicks (in a m...
Are we scared of Friday the 13th? Ah, Pleeeeease, we mastered that Jason dork and his crazy mother three episodes ago. No, this Friday the 13th we’re taking a detour from classic monster tales of yore to focus on some more recent monster flicks (in a manner of speaking), specifically The Witch and Green Room. One is a “New England Folk Tale”, while the other is a thriller which happens to star an actor from England. As George Lucas is fond of saying, “It’s like poetry…it rhymes.”
So load up your gear, say Hocus Pocus!, and for God’s sake, don’t accept any invitations to skin head punk shows (lest you incur the wrath of a former Starfleet Captain) as the Monster Squadcast takes on their first slew of modern horror films.
Who will survive… and what will be left of them?!?!
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.Green Room is in theaters now. You can also purchase The Witch through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:18:40#294 – Civil War Correspondentshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/13/294-civil-war-correspondents/
Sat, 14 May 2016 05:11:27 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4583http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/13/294-civil-war-correspondents/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/13/294-civil-war-correspondents/feed/0There comes a time, once in a great while, when two movies will come out in the same year that deal with almost the exact same story – one of them good, the other (almost) total shit. Volcano/Dante’s Peak, Armageddon/Deep Impact, Tombstone/Wyatt Earp, and now Batman v Superman/Captain America: Civil War. Who knows what causes […]

There comes a time, once in a great while, when two movies will come out in the same year that deal with almost the exact same story – one of them good, the other (almost) total shit. Volcano/Dante’s Peak, Armageddon/Deep Impact, Tombstone/Wyatt Earp, and now Batman v Superman/Captain America: Civil War. Who knows what causes this phenomenon to occur, but one thing is certain, Kurt Russell will

always be the superior Wyatt Earp and Marvel movies will continue to wipe the floor with DC until the end of time (at least until DC can put out Batman and Robin 2, am I right?!?!)

Topics of discussion in this episode include the introduction to a new form of gratuitous (bicep) nudity; we try to convince Cody that an Arnold Schwarzenegger-led Celebrity Apprentice is a good idea; and finally, I struggle to remember what happened in last Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones as I continue to ride the wave of excitement left behind by Captain America: Civil War.

SPOILER WARNING

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The one time we’ve ever actually been somewhat excited for a new reality show.

]]>There comes a time, once in a great while, when two movies will come out in the same year that deal with almost the exact same story – one of them good, the other (almost) total shit. Volcano/Dante’s Peak, Armageddon/Deep Impact, Tombstone/Wyatt Earp,
There comes a time, once in a great while, when two movies will come out in the same year that deal with almost the exact same story – one of them good, the other (almost) total shit. Volcano/Dante’s Peak, Armageddon/Deep Impact, Tombstone/Wyatt Earp, and now Batman v Superman/Captain America: Civil War. Who knows what causes this phenomenon to occur, but one thing is certain, Kurt Russell will
always be the superior Wyatt Earp and Marvel movies will continue to wipe the floor with DC until the end of time (at least until DC can put out Batman and Robin 2, am I right?!?!)
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds and bicep fans Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include the introduction to a new form of gratuitous (bicep) nudity; we try to convince Cody that an Arnold Schwarzenegger-led Celebrity Apprentice is a good idea; and finally, I struggle to remember what happened in last Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones as I continue to ride the wave of excitement left behind by Captain America: Civil War.
SPOILER WARNING
Captain America: Civil War

1 hr, 18 min, 50 sec – 1 hr, 41 min, 21 sec
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]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:46:04The Criterion Erection #012 – Personahttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/11/the-criterion-erection-012-persona/
Thu, 12 May 2016 03:28:59 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4571http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/11/the-criterion-erection-012-persona/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/11/the-criterion-erection-012-persona/feed/0Man, I don’t even know where to start with this one. If I take cues from the movie itself, I guess the way to start would be a bunch of random shit. So imagine the following: A calendar with a thick red mark through December 25th. Blades of grass blowing in the wind. A pair […]

Man, I don’t even know where to start with this one. If I take cues from the movie itself, I guess the way to start would be a bunch of random shit. So imagine the following: A calendar with a thick red mark through December 25th. Blades of grass blowing in the wind. A pair of shoes tied together and hanging from a power line.

This imagery is all very important to what I am about to write if you’re smart enough.

OK, so, Persona. *extended sigh*. Persona is a Swedish language 1966 I-don’t-know-what-genre film by Ingmar Bergman. It’s the kind of movie that if it was playing in the background of another movie, you would believe it was an over-the-top parody of a foreign art film. In this episode Mike gets mad at me for not having more to say than “It’s boring”, I add that “It’s also pointless”, he disagrees, and that’s about it.

I guess that’s what I get for complaining about liking too many Criterion picks. Next week is my pick, and I went with a nice little palette cleanser. Join us then for Richard Linklater’s filmed hangout sesh Dazed and Confused.

As always, thanks to the Hulu, the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. Or is that stuff actually all just us? Or does it matter? Or does anything matter???

]]>Man, I don’t even know where to start with this one. If I take cues from the movie itself, I guess the way to start would be a bunch of random shit. So imagine the following: A calendar with a thick red mark through December 25th.
Man, I don’t even know where to start with this one. If I take cues from the movie itself, I guess the way to start would be a bunch of random shit. So imagine the following: A calendar with a thick red mark through December 25th. Blades of grass blowing in the wind. A pair of shoes tied together and hanging from a power line.
This imagery is all very important to what I am about to write if you’re smart enough.
OK, so, Persona. *extended sigh*. Persona is a Swedish language 1966 I-don’t-know-what-genre film by Ingmar Bergman. It’s the kind of movie that if it was playing in the background of another movie, you would believe it was an over-the-top parody of a foreign art film. In this episode Mike gets mad at me for not having more to say than “It’s boring”, I add that “It’s also pointless”, he disagrees, and that’s about it.
I guess that’s what I get for complaining about liking too many Criterion picks. Next week is my pick, and I went with a nice little palette cleanser. Join us then for Richard Linklater’s filmed hangout sesh Dazed and Confused.
As always, thanks to the Hulu, the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. Or is that stuff actually all just us? Or does it matter? Or does anything matter???

Be sure to follow Eric and Mike on Twitter.
You can also purchase Persona through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes59:20#293 – Goathoof v Favreauhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/09/293-goathoof-v-favreau/
Tue, 10 May 2016 06:03:57 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4561http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/09/293-goathoof-v-favreau/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/09/293-goathoof-v-favreau/feed/0The Court of Empire or Jedi is now in session, the Honorable King Louis presiding. Both parties have been sworn in. The Court will now hear the case of Nick Goathoof v Jon Favreau’s The Jungle Book. Prosecutor, you may now present your case… Stenographer’s Record: Prosecution took umbrage with Defendant’s darker take on the […]

The Court of Empire or Jedi is now in session, the Honorable King Louis presiding. Both parties have been sworn in. The Court will now hear the case of Nick Goathoof v Jon Favreau’s The Jungle Book.

Prosecutor, you may now present your case…

Stenographer’s Record:

Prosecution took umbrage with Defendant’s darker take on the source material.

Prosecution is deemed out of order regarding their thoughts on Christopher Walken’s performance.

SPOILER WARNING

If you haven’t seen The Jungle Book (2016) then skip this episode until you have.

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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Jungle Book is in theaters now.

]]>The Court of Empire or Jedi is now in session, the Honorable King Louis presiding. Both parties have been sworn in. The Court will now hear the case of Nick Goathoof v Jon Favreau’s The Jungle Book. Prosecutor,
The Court of Empire or Jedi is now in session, the Honorable King Louis presiding. Both parties have been sworn in. The Court will now hear the case of Nick Goathoof v Jon Favreau’s The Jungle Book.
Prosecutor, you may now present your case…
Stenographer’s Record:

* Prosecution took umbrage with Defendant’s darker take on the source material.
* Prosecution is deemed out of order regarding their thoughts on Christopher Walken’s performance.
* Defense cross examines Prosecution with a newly formed Movie Litmus Test.

SPOILER WARNING
If you haven’t seen The Jungle Book (2016) then skip this episode until you have.
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Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Jungle Book is in theaters now.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes37:48The Monster Squadcast #004 – We’re Finally Talking About Kevinhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/08/the-monster-squadcast-004-were-finally-talking-about-kevin/
Mon, 09 May 2016 01:10:08 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4545http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/08/the-monster-squadcast-004-were-finally-talking-about-kevin/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/08/the-monster-squadcast-004-were-finally-talking-about-kevin/feed/0Is there any better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than horror movies? From Mrs.Voorhees to Damien’s mom to Tilda Swinton’s character in We Need to Talk About Kevin, who doesn’t love watching creepy kids fuck up their mother’s lives (or sometimes vice versa)? Despite the title, they never really did it. But here on the […]

Is there any better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than horror movies? From Mrs.Voorhees to Damien’s mom to Tilda Swinton’s character in We Need to Talk About Kevin, who doesn’t love watching creepy kids fuck up their mother’s lives (or sometimes vice versa)?

Despite the title, they never really did it. But here on the Monster Squadcast, we finally talked about Kevin, and it was about fuckin’ time!

This movie was critically acclaimed on release but not many saw it in theaters. That could be because the advertising felt a bit misleading. On the poster we have Tilda Swinton and funnyman John C. Reilly looking like they just had a wacky bad date. Buddy Holly’s “Everyday” kicks off the trailer, deceiving the audience into thinking this film will have silly montages of a teenaged Kevin coming into the house with mud on his shoes while Tilda proclaims “Oh Kevin! Not again!” But as we found out recording this episode, there’s nothing funny about talking about Kevin. Anyone who did believe this was going to be a comedic romp was in for quite a surprise — it feels more like a disturbing snuff film invaded a quirky indie.

We ask that you try to enjoy this episode. Sorry it’s not funny… We had a difficult time working in the signature fart humor which we know is what keeps our fans coming back to Empire or Jedi (we do talk about poop).

Do yourself a favor and check out this movie, though. It’s worth a watch. Because it’s time to acknowledge that We Need to Watch We Need to Talk About Kevin.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>Is there any better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than horror movies? From Mrs.Voorhees to Damien’s mom to Tilda Swinton’s character in We Need to Talk About Kevin, who doesn’t love watching creepy kids fuck up their mother’s lives (or sometimes vice v...
Is there any better way to celebrate Mother’s Day than horror movies? From Mrs.Voorhees to Damien’s mom to Tilda Swinton’s character in We Need to Talk About Kevin, who doesn’t love watching creepy kids fuck up their mother’s lives (or sometimes vice versa)?
Despite the title, they never really did it. But here on the Monster Squadcast, we finally talked about Kevin, and it was about fuckin’ time!
This movie was critically acclaimed on release but not many saw it in theaters. That could be because the advertising felt a bit misleading. On the poster we have Tilda Swinton and funnyman John C. Reilly looking like they just had a wacky bad date. Buddy Holly’s “Everyday” kicks off the trailer, deceiving the audience into thinking this film will have silly montages of a teenaged Kevin coming into the house with mud on his shoes while Tilda proclaims “Oh Kevin! Not again!” But as we found out recording this episode, there’s nothing funny about talking about Kevin. Anyone who did believe this was going to be a comedic romp was in for quite a surprise — it feels more like a disturbing snuff film invaded a quirky indie.
We ask that you try to enjoy this episode. Sorry it’s not funny… We had a difficult time working in the signature fart humor which we know is what keeps our fans coming back to Empire or Jedi (we do talk about poop).
Do yourself a favor and check out this movie, though. It’s worth a watch. Because it’s time to acknowledge that We Need to Watch We Need to Talk About Kevin.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.
You can also purchase We Need To Talk About Kevin through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:31:32#292 – What Is Dead May Never Diehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/05/292-what-is-dead-may-never-die/
Fri, 06 May 2016 05:15:29 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4538http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/05/292-what-is-dead-may-never-die/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/05/292-what-is-dead-may-never-die/feed/0It’s always a pleasure to revisit old classics from Hollywood and discover that they still hold up in virtually every way, and I’m thankful in saying that Poltergeist is one of these films. Made in 1982, the Tobe Hooper/Steven Spielberg paranormal horror thriller still has the power to scare the shit out of its audience […]

It’s always a pleasure to revisit old classics from Hollywood and discover that they still hold up in virtually every way, and I’m thankful in saying that Poltergeist is one of these films. Made in 1982, the Tobe Hooper/Steven Spielberg paranormal horror thriller still has the power to scare the shit out of its audience decades after its release and even without the aid of modern CGI (a puppet head with its face melting off will ALWAYS be scarier than its CG equivalent).

But SPOILER!!! – this episode is not about Poltergeist (not primarily anyway) but about the latest episode of Game of Thrones, because of course it is.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we try to control our fangasms over this past Sunday’s latest reveal are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley and Cody Eastlick.

Topics of discussion in this episode include Jon’s recent Lyft adventures; my nerdy t-shirt references become even more obscure; and finally, Jon’s love of the recent Jungle Book film leads him to watch the classic 1941 adaptation, filled with real animals and good ole fashioned Hollywood whitewashing.

SPOILER WARNING

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>It’s always a pleasure to revisit old classics from Hollywood and discover that they still hold up in virtually every way, and I’m thankful in saying that Poltergeist is one of these films. Made in 1982, the Tobe Hooper/Steven Spielberg paranormal horr...
It’s always a pleasure to revisit old classics from Hollywood and discover that they still hold up in virtually every way, and I’m thankful in saying that Poltergeist is one of these films. Made in 1982, the Tobe Hooper/Steven Spielberg paranormal horror thriller still has the power to scare the shit out of its audience decades after its release and even without the aid of modern CGI (a puppet head with its face melting off will ALWAYS be scarier than its CG equivalent).
But SPOILER!!! – this episode is not about Poltergeist (not primarily anyway) but about the latest episode of Game of Thrones, because of course it is.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we try to control our fangasms over this past Sunday’s latest reveal are fellow nerds Jonathan Hinckley and Cody Eastlick.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Jon’s recent Lyft adventures; my nerdy t-shirt references become even more obscure; and finally, Jon’s love of the recent Jungle Book film leads him to watch the classic 1941 adaptation, filled with real animals and good ole fashioned Hollywood whitewashing.
SPOILER WARNING
Game of Thrones: Season 6, Episode 2

53 min, 13 sec – 1 hr, 29 min, 12 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:33:43It’s On Like DCOM! #004 – Can of Wormshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/05/its-on-like-dcom-004-can-of-worms/
Thu, 05 May 2016 07:06:07 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4514http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/05/its-on-like-dcom-004-can-of-worms/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/05/its-on-like-dcom-004-can-of-worms/feed/0With a Trump presidency seeming more and more like a viable possibility, we’ve heard a lot of people saying that they’ll be moving to Canada (Yeah, ok). But hey, why stop there? According to our latest DCOM, Can of Worms, all you have to do to leave the planet all together is: Step 1. Type […]

With a Trump presidency seeming more and more like a viable possibility, we’ve heard a lot of people saying that they’ll be moving to Canada (Yeah, ok). But hey, why stop there? According to our latest DCOM, Can of Worms, all you have to do to leave the planet all together is:

Step 1. Type up a vague, whiny message complaining about not fitting in on earth because you got dissed at the dance.Step 2. Stand next to a really big satellite dish in your backyard.Step 3. Wait for lightning to strike and then bam (if you don’t die) aliens will be knocking down your door trying to take you back to the farthest reaches of the galaxy in no time. They might even throw in a pink “lady of the night” alien to sweeten the pot.

That’s right. You thought they were gone…. But Madeleine and Ryan are back at it again, destroying your childhoods one DCOM at a time. On this episode we examine whether or not there is some hidden sexual innuendo lurking inside these so called “child friendly” characters, Ryan’s seeming inability to finish this movie now that he has become a hoity toity Portlandian, and the possibility that Madeleine and Ryan will never remember to pick out an emoji before they actually start the show. It’s On Like DCOM everybody! #soulskaters4life

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>With a Trump presidency seeming more and more like a viable possibility, we’ve heard a lot of people saying that they’ll be moving to Canada (Yeah, ok). But hey, why stop there? According to our latest DCOM, Can of Worms,
With a Trump presidency seeming more and more like a viable possibility, we’ve heard a lot of people saying that they’ll be moving to Canada (Yeah, ok). But hey, why stop there? According to our latest DCOM, Can of Worms, all you have to do to leave the planet all together is:
Step 1. Type up a vague, whiny message complaining about not fitting in on earth because you got dissed at the dance.

Step 2. Stand next to a really big satellite dish in your backyard.

Step 3. Wait for lightning to strike and then bam (if you don’t die) aliens will be knocking down your door trying to take you back to the farthest reaches of the galaxy in no time. They might even throw in a pink “lady of the night” alien to sweeten the pot.
That’s right. You thought they were gone…. But Madeleine and Ryan are back at it again, destroying your childhoods one DCOM at a time. On this episode we examine whether or not there is some hidden sexual innuendo lurking inside these so called “child friendly” characters, Ryan’s seeming inability to finish this movie now that he has become a hoity toity Portlandian, and the possibility that Madeleine and Ryan will never remember to pick out an emoji before they actually start the show. It’s On Like DCOM everybody! #soulskaters4life

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:03:46The Criterion Erection #011 – Blow Outhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/04/the-criterion-erection-011-blow-out/
Thu, 05 May 2016 04:18:40 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4510http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/04/the-criterion-erection-011-blow-out/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/04/the-criterion-erection-011-blow-out/feed/0In one of only a handful of moments from the Simon Pegg comedy How to Lose Friends and Alienate People that I remember, Pegg claims a young director is a “talentless, pretentious little twat who thinks that cinema began with Tarantino.” At the time (I was 18 years old when I saw it) I had […]

In one of only a handful of moments from the Simon Pegg comedy How to Lose Friends and Alienate People that I remember, Pegg claims a young director is a “talentless, pretentious little twat who thinks that cinema began with Tarantino.” At the time (I was 18 years old when I saw it) I had no problem with that — Quentin Tarantino was already a canonized classic director and I had just discovered his work. Now as a mature(ish) adult, I see the value of recognizing what came before. All this being said, one of the easiest ways to find B.Q. (Before Quentin) films that are engaging to modern audiences is to find out what influenced the big Q himself.

One such film is Blow Out by Brian De Palma. The film blends humor, action, tragedy, suspense, and John Travolta in a distinct cinematic style… Sound familiar? We watched it and talk about it and now you can listen to that happen. If you would like some teasers beforehand about what we discuss, you can read those now: We talked about the dorky first names of classic 70s filmmakers (Martin, Steven, Brian, don’t even get me started on Francis), the intricacies of early 1980s Butt Rock soundtracks, and attempt to rid Mike of his negative influences in order to raise his spiritual awareness and recognize the majesty of Xenu. Wait, what was that last part?

Anyway, addressing my complaint that we were liking too many of these movies, Mike went old and foreign for next week’s pick. So, in true careful-what-you-wish-for fashion, he chose Ingmar Bergman’s 1966 Swedish language art film Persona. Good luck.

As always, thanks to the Hulu, the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. Much like Tarantino to your De Palma, we are standing on giant shoulders.

]]>In one of only a handful of moments from the Simon Pegg comedy How to Lose Friends and Alienate People that I remember, Pegg claims a young director is a “talentless, pretentious little twat who thinks that cinema began with Tarantino.
In one of only a handful of moments from the Simon Pegg comedy How to Lose Friends and Alienate People that I remember, Pegg claims a young director is a “talentless, pretentious little twat who thinks that cinema began with Tarantino.” At the time (I was 18 years old when I saw it) I had no problem with that — Quentin Tarantino was already a canonized classic director and I had just discovered his work. Now as a mature(ish) adult, I see the value of recognizing what came before. All this being said, one of the easiest ways to find B.Q. (Before Quentin) films that are engaging to modern audiences is to find out what influenced the big Q himself.
One such film is Blow Out by Brian De Palma. The film blends humor, action, tragedy, suspense, and John Travolta in a distinct cinematic style… Sound familiar? We watched it and talk about it and now you can listen to that happen. If you would like some teasers beforehand about what we discuss, you can read those now: We talked about the dorky first names of classic 70s filmmakers (Martin, Steven, Brian, don’t even get me started on Francis), the intricacies of early 1980s Butt Rock soundtracks, and attempt to rid Mike of his negative influences in order to raise his spiritual awareness and recognize the majesty of Xenu. Wait, what was that last part?
Anyway, addressing my complaint that we were liking too many of these movies, Mike went old and foreign for next week’s pick. So, in true careful-what-you-wish-for fashion, he chose Ingmar Bergman’s 1966 Swedish language art film Persona. Good luck.
As always, thanks to the Hulu, the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. Much like Tarantino to your De Palma, we are standing on giant shoulders.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:03:08#291 – Spotlight On: Casino Royale (1967)http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/01/291-spotlight-on-casino-royale-1967/
Mon, 02 May 2016 05:53:28 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4496http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/01/291-spotlight-on-casino-royale-1967/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/05/01/291-spotlight-on-casino-royale-1967/feed/0“It’s depressing that the words “secret agent” have become synonymous with “sex maniac.” As an episode of The Simpsons once put it, “So…It’s Come to This…”. Yes, after months of inactivity, the Empire or Jedi Bondcast has returned to active duty. But this isn’t the same Bond that we were used to. This time we’re […]

“It’s depressing that the words “secret agent” have become synonymous with “sex maniac.”

As an episode of The Simpsons once put it, “So…It’s Come to This…”. Yes, after months of inactivity, the Empire or Jedi Bondcast has returned to active duty. But this isn’t the same Bond that we were used to. This time we’re not getting an old pervert in Roger Moore or a cold, humorless Bond in Timothy Dalton (Cult of Dalton all the way!) – no, this time we’re getting Peter Sellers as the legendary British spy… and David Niven… and Terence Cooper… and Woody Allen… and anyone else who happened to wonder onto the set that day. That’s right, Bond fans, this time we’re talking about the 1967 LSD trip Casino Royale, directed by Ken Hughes… and John Huston… and Joseph McGrath… and Robert Parrish… and anyone else whose mind had cleared enough from the multiple drugs they had taken that could form a coherent thought.

Topics of discussion in this episode include a film that is pretty much the epitome of the 1960’s; we break down what allegedly happened to cause the famous feud between Peter Sellers and Orson Welles; and finally, we try to gauge exactly how many different types of drugs the filmmakers must have been on in order to achieve the lunacy of the film’s climax.

Editor’s Note: There’s one thing I want to address about this episode that ends up lost amidst the discussion of this crazy movie. At one point I bring up this film’s score, which I compare to Supergirl and state that I will explain later in the episode how I feel these two movies are connected, which I never do. What I was intending to address before the thought left my mind was that I feel that both films have excellent scores, despite the fact that they are attached to shitty movies, something that can also be applied in varying degree to Star Trek: The Motion Picture, which I DO end up mentioning in the episode. Anyway, just wanted to address this omission as it didn’t occur to me until after we were done recording. After all, I wouldn’t want some sort of dropped Peter Sellers-esque moment in our podcast.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Casino Royale (1967) through our Amazon side-link (if you feel like tripping balls).

The Empire or Jedi Bond-Cast will return with James Bond Jr.

]]>“It’s depressing that the words “secret agent” have become synonymous with “sex maniac.” As an episode of The Simpsons once put it, “So…It’s Come to This…”. Yes, after months of inactivity, the Empire or Jedi Bondcast has returned to active duty.“It’s depressing that the words “secret agent” have become synonymous with “sex maniac.”

As an episode of The Simpsons once put it, “So…It’s Come to This…”. Yes, after months of inactivity, the Empire or Jedi Bondcast has returned to active duty. But this isn’t the same Bond that we were used to. This time we’re not getting an old pervert in Roger Moore or a cold, humorless Bond in Timothy Dalton (Cult of Dalton all the way!) – no, this time we’re getting Peter Sellers as the legendary British spy… and David Niven… and Terence Cooper… and Woody Allen… and anyone else who happened to wonder onto the set that day. That’s right, Bond fans, this time we’re talking about the 1967 LSD trip Casino Royale, directed by Ken Hughes… and John Huston… and Joseph McGrath… and Robert Parrish… and anyone else whose mind had cleared enough from the multiple drugs they had taken that could form a coherent thought.
I’m your host and completely bewildered Bond fan David Snider, and joining me once again is fellow Double-O agent Nick Goathoof.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a film that is pretty much the epitome of the 1960’s; we break down what allegedly happened to cause the famous feud between Peter Sellers and Orson Welles; and finally, we try to gauge exactly how many different types of drugs the filmmakers must have been on in order to achieve the lunacy of the film’s climax.
Editor’s Note: There’s one thing I want to address about this episode that ends up lost amidst the discussion of this crazy movie. At one point I bring up this film’s score, which I compare to Supergirl and state that I will explain later in the episode how I feel these two movies are connected, which I never do. What I was intending to address before the thought left my mind was that I feel that both films have excellent scores, despite the fact that they are attached to shitty movies, something that can also be applied in varying degree to Star Trek: The Motion Picture, which I DO end up mentioning in the episode. Anyway, just wanted to address this omission as it didn’t occur to me until after we were done recording. After all, I wouldn’t want some sort of dropped Peter Sellers-esque moment in our podcast.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Casino Royale (1967) through our Amazon side-link (if you feel like tripping balls).
The Empire or Jedi Bond-Cast will return with James Bond Jr.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:12:56#290 – The Game is Afoot!http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/28/290-the-game-is-afoot/
Fri, 29 Apr 2016 06:17:11 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4485http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/28/290-the-game-is-afoot/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/28/290-the-game-is-afoot/feed/0This past weekend saw the return of HBO’s ratings juggernaut and “show that you can’t talk about because of the asshole who’s two seasons behind”, Game of Thrones. After the events of Season Five, anticipation was higher than ever for the show’s return, and while I won’t get spoilery with this description, I can say […]

This past weekend saw the return of HBO’s ratings juggernaut and “show that you can’t talk about because of the asshole who’s two seasons behind”, Game of Thrones. After the events of Season Five, anticipation was higher than ever for the show’s return, and while I won’t get spoilery with this description, I can say that several Game of Thrones tropes were satisfied with this episode.

Nudity? Check.

People die? Check.

Someone invariably ends up disappointed with the episode? Check.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we play the Game of Thrones once more are fellow nerds and Dothraki widows Cody Eastlick and Jonathan Hinckley.

Topics of discussion in this episode include Cody’s color commentary for UFC 197; we debate if the 1980s-style PG rating of Conan the Destroyer is enough to save it from being absolute crap; and finally, we give our predictions and hopes for Game of Thrones Season Six. I swear to God, if they kill off Tyrion, so help me…

SPOILER WARNING

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]]>This past weekend saw the return of HBO’s ratings juggernaut and “show that you can’t talk about because of the asshole who’s two seasons behind”, Game of Thrones. After the events of Season Five, anticipation was higher than ever for the show’s return...
This past weekend saw the return of HBO’s ratings juggernaut and “show that you can’t talk about because of the asshole who’s two seasons behind”, Game of Thrones. After the events of Season Five, anticipation was higher than ever for the show’s return, and while I won’t get spoilery with this description, I can say that several Game of Thrones tropes were satisfied with this episode.
Nudity? Check.
People die? Check.
Someone invariably ends up disappointed with the episode? Check.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we play the Game of Thrones once more are fellow nerds and Dothraki widows Cody Eastlick and Jonathan Hinckley.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Cody’s color commentary for UFC 197; we debate if the 1980s-style PG rating of Conan the Destroyer is enough to save it from being absolute crap; and finally, we give our predictions and hopes for Game of Thrones Season Six. I swear to God, if they kill off Tyrion, so help me…
SPOILER WARNING
Game of Thrones: Season 6, Episode 1

1 hr, 06 min, 01 sec – 1 hr, 47 min, 47 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes#289 – RoboRedohttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/27/289-roboredo/
Thu, 28 Apr 2016 06:13:46 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4476http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/27/289-roboredo/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/27/289-roboredo/feed/0For those of you keeping up with the illegal broadcasts of The Criterion Erection, you’ll know that they have been operating against my wishes somewhere in the South Pacific utilizing a pirate radio signal to spread their snobbiness across the internet AND the Empire or Jedi website. Up to this point I have abided their […]

For those of you keeping up with the illegal broadcasts of The Criterion Erection, you’ll know that they have been operating against my wishes somewhere in the South Pacific utilizing a pirate radio signal to spread their snobbiness across the internet AND the Empire or Jedi website. Up to this point I have abided their nonsense as they pose no serious threat. However, due to recent unacceptable comments made during their RoboCop episode regarding the remake of said film, I was forced to initiate Directive 4 within Ryan Caldwell’s giant skull, which allowed Chad (aka The WOPR) to triangulate their position and allow me to hack into THEIR pirate radio signal and educate them about the dangers of running their mouth (specifically Mike in this instance) about movies they have yet to see but nevertheless dismiss with extreme prejudice.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase RoboCop (2014) or the brand new 6000 SUX through our Amazon side link.

And remember to cast your vote AGAINST the Dreyfuss Act when you go to the polls. America can’t afford to fall behind in the field of Robotics.

]]>For those of you keeping up with the illegal broadcasts of The Criterion Erection, you’ll know that they have been operating against my wishes somewhere in the South Pacific utilizing a pirate radio signal to spread their snobbiness across the internet...
For those of you keeping up with the illegal broadcasts of The Criterion Erection, you’ll know that they have been operating against my wishes somewhere in the South Pacific utilizing a pirate radio signal to spread their snobbiness across the internet AND the Empire or Jedi website. Up to this point I have abided their nonsense as they pose no serious threat. However, due to recent unacceptable comments made during their RoboCop episode regarding the remake of said film, I was forced to initiate Directive 4 within Ryan Caldwell’s giant skull, which allowed Chad (aka The WOPR) to triangulate their position and allow me to hack into THEIR pirate radio signal and educate them about the dangers of running their mouth (specifically Mike in this instance) about movies they have yet to see but nevertheless dismiss with extreme prejudice.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me are “totally stoned” pirate criminals Eric Smith and Michael Althouse.
My directives for this episode are as follows:

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase RoboCop (2014) or the brand new 6000 SUX through our Amazon side link.
And remember to cast your vote AGAINST the Dreyfuss Act when you go to the polls. America can’t afford to fall behind in the field of Robotics.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:01:35The Criterion Erection #010 – Dr. Strangelovehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/26/the-criterion-erection-010-dr-strangelove/
Wed, 27 Apr 2016 05:50:35 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4473http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/26/the-criterion-erection-010-dr-strangelove/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/26/the-criterion-erection-010-dr-strangelove/feed/0I guess we’re going by announcement rather than release date cause this week we’re talking about Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, which doesn’t actually get a physical Criterion release for another few months. But hey, it’s not like they’re going to take it back before then, right? […]

I guess we’re going by announcement rather than release date cause this week we’re talking about Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, which doesn’t actually get a physical Criterion release for another few months. But hey, it’s not like they’re going to take it back before then, right? This movie is Criterion material through and through. Yeah it’s black and white, and technically a war movie, but it is easily the funniest movie directed by the Van Gogh-like beloved-post-death auteur Stanley Kubrick. We are currently living in a world where there are only a few of his movies in the Collection; I suspect that by the time we all die, he will be fully immortalized– including A.I.

So, sure, Kubrick is a legend. He’s the “Caldwell of Hollywood”, the “greatest director of all time” and all that junk. But is this movie any good? In short, yes! In this episode we definitively decide which Peter Sellers performance in the movie was best, and talk about missing comedic subtleties as kids. I try to break the rating system. It’s all part of the experience.

For next week I picked one of Quentin Tarantino’s favorite films (surprise surprise, I trust the dude’s taste), 1981’s Blow Out. Directed by Brian De Palma and starring John Travolta, this pulpy thriller blew us out.

As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. This week’s movie was not on Hulu but next week’s is so join us then.

]]>I guess we’re going by announcement rather than release date cause this week we’re talking about Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, which doesn’t actually get a physical Criterion release for another few months.
I guess we’re going by announcement rather than release date cause this week we’re talking about Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, which doesn’t actually get a physical Criterion release for another few months. But hey, it’s not like they’re going to take it back before then, right? This movie is Criterion material through and through. Yeah it’s black and white, and technically a war movie, but it is easily the funniest movie directed by the Van Gogh-like beloved-post-death auteur Stanley Kubrick. We are currently living in a world where there are only a few of his movies in the Collection; I suspect that by the time we all die, he will be fully immortalized– including A.I.
So, sure, Kubrick is a legend. He’s the “Caldwell of Hollywood”, the “greatest director of all time” and all that junk. But is this movie any good? In short, yes! In this episode we definitively decide which Peter Sellers performance in the movie was best, and talk about missing comedic subtleties as kids. I try to break the rating system. It’s all part of the experience.
For next week I picked one of Quentin Tarantino’s favorite films (surprise surprise, I trust the dude’s taste), 1981’s Blow Out. Directed by Brian De Palma and starring John Travolta, this pulpy thriller blew us out.
As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. This week’s movie was not on Hulu but next week’s is so join us then.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:09:06#288 – From the Chef That Brought You Iron Man…http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/21/288-from-the-chef-that-brought-you-iron-man/
Fri, 22 Apr 2016 05:29:28 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4461http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/21/288-from-the-chef-that-brought-you-iron-man/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/21/288-from-the-chef-that-brought-you-iron-man/feed/0Remakes are always a risky move, especially when you’re talking about a beloved children’s classic like The Jungle Book, and especially since this most recent remake follows an ongoing trend of bringing back animated favorites and turning them into live action movies – a trend that many perceive as proof solid of Hollywood’s continued lack […]

Remakes are always a risky move, especially when you’re talking about a beloved children’s classic like The Jungle Book, and especially since this most recent remake follows an ongoing trend of bringing back animated favorites and turning them into live action movies – a trend that many perceive as proof solid of Hollywood’s continued lack of originality and blatant cash grab tendencies. However, every once and a while the studios are able to skirt these problems by loading up their proposed remake with an all star cast, a fresh take on the story, and a proven director at the helm – in this case, the father of the Marvel Universe (and Rudy’s best friend) Jon Favreau. And how did Chef do on his latest cinematic venture, you ask? Well, I’m very happy to say, he knocked it out of the park…and then some.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we break down the bare necessities are fellow nerds and man cubs Jonathan Hinckley and Cody Eastlick.

Topics of discussion in this episode include a pinball showdown with a bunch of foul mouthed pinheads; a Pixar classic threatens to activate my tear ducts; and finally, a discussion on the UFC’s most popular fighter leads to the sexiest method of working out ever devised.

SPOILER WARNING

Daredevil: Season 1 and 21 hr, 14 min, 58 sec – 1 hr, 22 min, 39 sec

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]]>Remakes are always a risky move, especially when you’re talking about a beloved children’s classic like The Jungle Book, and especially since this most recent remake follows an ongoing trend of bringing back animated favorites and turning them into liv...
Remakes are always a risky move, especially when you’re talking about a beloved children’s classic like The Jungle Book, and especially since this most recent remake follows an ongoing trend of bringing back animated favorites and turning them into live action movies – a trend that many perceive as proof solid of Hollywood’s continued lack of originality and blatant cash grab tendencies. However, every once and a while the studios are able to skirt these problems by loading up their proposed remake with an all star cast, a fresh take on the story, and a proven director at the helm – in this case, the father of the Marvel Universe (and Rudy’s best friend) Jon Favreau. And how did Chef do on his latest cinematic venture, you ask? Well, I’m very happy to say, he knocked it out of the park…and then some.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we break down the bare necessities are fellow nerds and man cubs Jonathan Hinckley and Cody Eastlick.
Topics of discussion in this episode include a pinball showdown with a bunch of foul mouthed pinheads; a Pixar classic threatens to activate my tear ducts; and finally, a discussion on the UFC’s most popular fighter leads to the sexiest method of working out ever devised.
SPOILER WARNING
Daredevil: Season 1 and 2

1 hr, 14 min, 58 sec – 1 hr, 22 min, 39 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:32:08The Monster Squadcast #003 – Peter Jackson’s New Zealand Shop of Horrorshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/15/the-monster-squadcast-003-peter-jacksons-new-zealand-shop-of-horrors/
Sat, 16 Apr 2016 03:28:16 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4443http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/15/the-monster-squadcast-003-peter-jacksons-new-zealand-shop-of-horrors/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/15/the-monster-squadcast-003-peter-jacksons-new-zealand-shop-of-horrors/feed/0Join the squad as they take a look at Peter Jackson’s past, focusing on the highly influential but still criminally unknown Dead Alive. Anyone who has seen this film will recall the joys and laughs involved with their first viewing. Relive that joy as three of the four hosts pop their Dead Alive cherries. Over […]

Join the squad as they take a look at Peter Jackson’s past, focusing on the highly influential but still criminally unknown Dead Alive. Anyone who has seen this film will recall the joys and laughs involved with their first viewing. Relive that joy as three of the four hosts pop their Dead Alive cherries. Over 20 years after its initial release, the reactions by first time viewers are still priceless. Peter Jackson’s cinematic magic still yields shocks and pushes the envelope in all the right ways. One host even paused the film because they thought it would be a good idea to eat while watching “one of the bloodiest films ever.”

There’s a lot of love on this episode; the brilliance and creativity aren’t easily ignored and even the most skeptical member of the horror genre may have had his ethical barriers torn down. The movie also brings out a new dark secret. Does the most innocent squad member harbor a disturbing movie preference?

So take a break from your kung fu for Jesus and grab a fresh bowl of custard. Find out who makes poor meal choices and whose humour is the most sick on this latest episode of The Monster Squadcast.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>Join the squad as they take a look at Peter Jackson’s past, focusing on the highly influential but still criminally unknown Dead Alive. Anyone who has seen this film will recall the joys and laughs involved with their first viewing.
Join the squad as they take a look at Peter Jackson’s past, focusing on the highly influential but still criminally unknown Dead Alive. Anyone who has seen this film will recall the joys and laughs involved with their first viewing. Relive that joy as three of the four hosts pop their Dead Alive cherries. Over 20 years after its initial release, the reactions by first time viewers are still priceless. Peter Jackson’s cinematic magic still yields shocks and pushes the envelope in all the right ways. One host even paused the film because they thought it would be a good idea to eat while watching “one of the bloodiest films ever.”
There’s a lot of love on this episode; the brilliance and creativity aren’t easily ignored and even the most skeptical member of the horror genre may have had his ethical barriers torn down. The movie also brings out a new dark secret. Does the most innocent squad member harbor a disturbing movie preference?
So take a break from your kung fu for Jesus and grab a fresh bowl of custard. Find out who makes poor meal choices and whose humour is the most sick on this latest episode of The Monster Squadcast.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:22:59#287 – Rogue One: A Star Wars Trailerhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/14/287-rogue-one-a-star-wars-trailer/
Fri, 15 Apr 2016 04:56:42 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4434http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/14/287-rogue-one-a-star-wars-trailer/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/14/287-rogue-one-a-star-wars-trailer/feed/0I think it’s safe to say that Disney firmly has its grasp on our collective balls. Not only do they have Captain America: Civil War coming out in a few weeks (a film that is almost certainly destined to kick the box office crap out of Batman v Superman), but they also have another Star […]

I think it’s safe to say that Disney firmly has its grasp on our collective balls. Not only do they have Captain America: Civil War coming out in a few weeks (a film that is almost certainly destined to kick the box office crap out of Batman v Superman), but they also have another Star Wars Christmas in store for all of us. They may have us by the balls, but boy, oh boy… do they know how to fondle them, as evidenced in the recent Rogue One trailer, which captured all of our imaginations simply by having AT-AT’s walking on a beach. That and Forest Whitaker reprising his role as Ghost Dog, aka Jedi Samurai.

Topics of discussion in this episode include Batman v Superman taking a dump in its second week at the box office; Ben Mendelsohn single handedly ups the cape game in Star Wars; and finally, Cody gets put in the hot seat as he must survive a round of Rapid Fire Movie Reviews.

SPOILER WARNING

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice15 min, 58 sec – 16 min, 10 sec

10 Cloverfield Lane53 min, 34 sec – 57 min, 54 sec

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>I think it’s safe to say that Disney firmly has its grasp on our collective balls. Not only do they have Captain America: Civil War coming out in a few weeks (a film that is almost certainly destined to kick the box office crap out of Batman v Superman...
I think it’s safe to say that Disney firmly has its grasp on our collective balls. Not only do they have Captain America: Civil War coming out in a few weeks (a film that is almost certainly destined to kick the box office crap out of Batman v Superman), but they also have another Star Wars Christmas in store for all of us. They may have us by the balls, but boy, oh boy… do they know how to fondle them, as evidenced in the recent Rogue One trailer, which captured all of our imaginations simply by having AT-AT’s walking on a beach. That and Forest Whitaker reprising his role as Ghost Dog, aka Jedi Samurai.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we rebel are fellow nerds and Rogue Squadron trainees Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Batman v Superman taking a dump in its second week at the box office; Ben Mendelsohn single handedly ups the cape game in Star Wars; and finally, Cody gets put in the hot seat as he must survive a round of Rapid Fire Movie Reviews.
SPOILER WARNING
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

15 min, 58 sec – 16 min, 10 sec
10 Cloverfield Lane

53 min, 34 sec – 57 min, 54 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyesThe Criterion Erection #009 – Brazilhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/13/the-criterion-erection-009-brazil/
Thu, 14 Apr 2016 02:44:03 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4418http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/13/the-criterion-erection-009-brazil/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/13/the-criterion-erection-009-brazil/feed/0The “Pile of Shame” is a concept all movie fans are familiar with: the ever-growing list of movies you haven’t seen but know you have to see. The name conjures up an image of stacked DVDs (or Blu-Ray Discs if you’re into following trends and all that) piled ceiling-high in the corner of your living […]

The “Pile of Shame” is a concept all movie fans are familiar with: the ever-growing list of movies you haven’t seen but know you have to see. The name conjures up an image of stacked DVDs (or Blu-Ray Discs if you’re into following trends and all that) piled ceiling-high in the corner of your living room. The deeper you dig into the pile, the more you realize you need to see– wait, this movie influenced this director? This guy’s earlier films are like that? Damn, what else has she written? And on and on. You look over and see shining beacons glowing at you from across the room… you want to watch them and finally join the rest of the cult but you’re scared. You’re scared this cult film won’t match the hype… I mean, how could it? The few people who have ever seen Brazil fucking love Brazil. Diving into that particular section of the Pile can be treacherous when dealing with superfans but sometimes you gotta brave it.

Well, we watched it. And it’s good. I dunno if it’s Five Dollars good but…

So, yeah. We had a good time watching this movie, and another good time talking about it. In this episode we discuss the mad science that goes into my “liquid personality”, whether or not people can explode by being filled with sewage, and somehow Tom Cruise came up more than once. Surprisingly, most of that is on-topic conversation. I don’t know how we do it either, folks.

For next week Mike picked a brand new film (to the Criterion Collection), Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Directed by Stanley Kubrick. You know him, you know the movie. Come on. Let’s talk about it.

As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew.

]]>The “Pile of Shame” is a concept all movie fans are familiar with: the ever-growing list of movies you haven’t seen but know you have to see. The name conjures up an image of stacked DVDs (or Blu-Ray Discs if you’re into following trends and all that) ...
The “Pile of Shame” is a concept all movie fans are familiar with: the ever-growing list of movies you haven’t seen but know you have to see. The name conjures up an image of stacked DVDs (or Blu-Ray Discs if you’re into following trends and all that) piled ceiling-high in the corner of your living room. The deeper you dig into the pile, the more you realize you need to see– wait, this movie influenced this director? This guy’s earlier films are like that? Damn, what else has she written? And on and on. You look over and see shining beacons glowing at you from across the room… you want to watch them and finally join the rest of the cult but you’re scared. You’re scared this cult film won’t match the hype… I mean, how could it? The few people who have ever seen Brazil fucking love Brazil. Diving into that particular section of the Pile can be treacherous when dealing with superfans but sometimes you gotta brave it.
Well, we watched it. And it’s good. I dunno if it’s Five Dollars good but…
So, yeah. We had a good time watching this movie, and another good time talking about it. In this episode we discuss the mad science that goes into my “liquid personality”, whether or not people can explode by being filled with sewage, and somehow Tom Cruise came up more than once. Surprisingly, most of that is on-topic conversation. I don’t know how we do it either, folks.
For next week Mike picked a brand new film (to the Criterion Collection), Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Directed by Stanley Kubrick. You know him, you know the movie. Come on. Let’s talk about it.
As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:26:58#286 – The Dark Side of the Hoofhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/09/286-the-dark-side-of-the-hoof/
Sun, 10 Apr 2016 04:11:14 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4410http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/09/286-the-dark-side-of-the-hoof/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/09/286-the-dark-side-of-the-hoof/feed/0With The Force Awakens now out on Blu-ray, and the recent trailer for Rogue One having hit the interwebs, it seems like Star Wars mania is ramping up again and we thought what better way to celebrate this resurgence in the Force than by releasing a bonus episode about a casual fan’s somewhat contrarian take on […]

With The Force Awakens now out on Blu-ray, and the recent trailer for Rogue One having hit the interwebs, it seems like Star Wars mania is ramping up again and we thought what better way to celebrate this resurgence in the Force than by releasing a bonus episode about a casual fan’s somewhat contrarian take on The Force Awakens. After all, like Max Von Sydow said, without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to have a different take on Star Wars sometimes, right? (Or maybe that was the Devil in South Park who said that…) In any event, in case you needed more nerds bitching about Star Wars in your ear holes, here it is…enjoy.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me for this bonus episode is casual fan and future recipient of hate mail, Nick Goathoof.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>With The Force Awakens now out on Blu-ray, and the recent trailer for Rogue One having hit the interwebs, it seems like Star Wars mania is ramping up again and we thought what better way to celebrate this resurgence in the Force than by releasing a bon...
With The Force Awakens now out on Blu-ray, and the recent trailer for Rogue One having hit the interwebs, it seems like Star Wars mania is ramping up again and we thought what better way to celebrate this resurgence in the Force than by releasing a bonus episode about a casual fan’s somewhat contrarian take on The Force Awakens. After all, like Max Von Sydow said, without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to have a different take on Star Wars sometimes, right? (Or maybe that was the Devil in South Park who said that…) In any event, in case you needed more nerds bitching about Star Wars in your ear holes, here it is…enjoy.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me for this bonus episode is casual fan and future recipient of hate mail, Nick Goathoof.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Star Wars: The Force Awakens through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes23:20The Criterion Erection #008 – RoboCophttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/06/the-criterion-erection-008-robocop/
Thu, 07 Apr 2016 04:36:13 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4399http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/06/the-criterion-erection-008-robocop/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/04/06/the-criterion-erection-008-robocop/feed/0It took us a few months, but we finally got around to talking about a movie anyone likes. Look, I’m totally into this arty shit as much as anyone, but come on! Where’s the ACTION? Where’s the BLOOD? Where’s the DEFENESTRATION?? (a fancy word for being thrown out of a window that I learned and […]

It took us a few months, but we finally got around to talking about a movie anyone likes. Look, I’m totally into this arty shit as much as anyone, but come on! Where’s the ACTION? Where’s the BLOOD? Where’s the DEFENESTRATION?? (a fancy word for being thrown out of a window that I learned and now use too often– hey, much like this movie does!) Yep, this movie has it all in spades.

Ryan Caldwell of Empire or Jedi and It’s On Like DCOM joins us this week as we try to recapture the magic we lost due to a corrupted file. Now I’ve wasted that entire hour talking to that jerk and have nothing to show for it. I’m starting to worry that this was a blatant (and misguided) SkyNet attack on the Criterion Collection for including Robocop over that other great 80s robo-action movie. Hopefully all of that is taken care of by n01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100010 01100001 01110011 01100101 01100001 01110010 01100101 01100010 01100101 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 01110100 01101111 01110101 01110011

Ah, shit.

This week Ryan thinks he knows so much about what Denise would like even though like, dude, it’s our show. We know the proverbial “Ryan’s mom” better than anyone. We talk about other stuff but I can’t remember whether certain topics were covered on the version you’re about to hear or if they were lost. Unfortunately I’m pretty sure the explanation of my Crane-stagram series is now wandering the digital wasteland. Sorry for any of those struggling to understand my #art, but if you want to complain to someone take it up with the Criterion Collection.

Anyway, for next week we decided to stick with a dystopian theme and watch Terry Gilliam’s Brazil. This 1985 dark comedy has been on my “pile of shame” for a long time now and I was glad to put myself in a position where I’m forced to watch it. Consider yourself likewise and join us next time!

As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. Thanks also to our guest Ryan Caldwell, who acted as a necessary mediator between our famous John/Paul dynamic. Oh and hopefully we’ll be able to thank Hulu again soon but not for a few weeks at least. Thanks to River Oaks Theatre in Houston for playing Robocop on the big screen exactly the week I needed it! That was dope! OK Jesus, I’m done.

]]>It took us a few months, but we finally got around to talking about a movie anyone likes. Look, I’m totally into this arty shit as much as anyone, but come on! Where’s the ACTION? Where’s the BLOOD? Where’s the DEFENESTRATION??
It took us a few months, but we finally got around to talking about a movie anyone likes. Look, I’m totally into this arty shit as much as anyone, but come on! Where’s the ACTION? Where’s the BLOOD? Where’s the DEFENESTRATION?? (a fancy word for being thrown out of a window that I learned and now use too often– hey, much like this movie does!) Yep, this movie has it all in spades.
Ryan Caldwell of Empire or Jedi and It’s On Like DCOM joins us this week as we try to recapture the magic we lost due to a corrupted file. Now I’ve wasted that entire hour talking to that jerk and have nothing to show for it. I’m starting to worry that this was a blatant (and misguided) SkyNet attack on the Criterion Collection for including Robocop over that other great 80s robo-action movie. Hopefully all of that is taken care of by n01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100010 01100001 01110011 01100101 01100001 01110010 01100101 01100010 01100101 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 01110100 01101111 01110101 01110011
Ah, shit.
This week Ryan thinks he knows so much about what Denise would like even though like, dude, it’s our show. We know the proverbial “Ryan’s mom” better than anyone. We talk about other stuff but I can’t remember whether certain topics were covered on the version you’re about to hear or if they were lost. Unfortunately I’m pretty sure the explanation of my Crane-stagram series is now wandering the digital wasteland. Sorry for any of those struggling to understand my #art, but if you want to complain to someone take it up with the Criterion Collection.
Anyway, for next week we decided to stick with a dystopian theme and watch Terry Gilliam’s Brazil. This 1985 dark comedy has been on my “pile of shame” for a long time now and I was glad to put myself in a position where I’m forced to watch it. Consider yourself likewise and join us next time!
As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi crew. Thanks also to our guest Ryan Caldwell, who acted as a necessary mediator between our famous John/Paul dynamic. Oh and hopefully we’ll be able to thank Hulu again soon but not for a few weeks at least. Thanks to River Oaks Theatre in Houston for playing Robocop on the big screen exactly the week I needed it! That was dope! OK Jesus, I’m done.

Be sure to follow Eric, Mike and Ryan on Twitter.
You can also purchase RoboCop through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:26:47#285 – (In Defense Of) Batman v Supermanhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/30/285-in-defense-of-batman-v-superman/
Thu, 31 Mar 2016 05:41:02 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4383http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/30/285-in-defense-of-batman-v-superman/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/30/285-in-defense-of-batman-v-superman/feed/0We have heard the Prosecution. Now we hear from the Defense’s side in the case of The People v “Batman v Superman”, as public defender Jonathan Hinckley pleads with the jury to recognize the virtues and redeeming qualities in Zack Snyder’s super hero prelude to Justice League. The Court of Empire or Jedi is now […]

We have heard the Prosecution. Now we hear from the Defense’s side in the case of The People v “Batman v Superman”, as public defender Jonathan Hinckley pleads with the jury to recognize the virtues and redeeming qualities in Zack Snyder’s super hero prelude to Justice League.

The Court of Empire or Jedi is now in session…

Topics of discussion in this episode include the most faithful and comic booky portrayal of Batman yet; Jon’s nudity detector is triggered; and finally, Batman v Superman may end up wishing that they had hired a better lawyer as Jon comes dangerously close to incriminating his client.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Krypto-Cast will return…

]]>We have heard the Prosecution. Now we hear from the Defense’s side in the case of The People v “Batman v Superman”, as public defender Jonathan Hinckley pleads with the jury to recognize the virtues and redeeming qualities in Zack Snyder’s super hero p...
We have heard the Prosecution. Now we hear from the Defense’s side in the case of The People v “Batman v Superman”, as public defender Jonathan Hinckley pleads with the jury to recognize the virtues and redeeming qualities in Zack Snyder’s super hero prelude to Justice League.
The Court of Empire or Jedi is now in session…
Topics of discussion in this episode include the most faithful and comic booky portrayal of Batman yet; Jon’s nudity detector is triggered; and finally, Batman v Superman may end up wishing that they had hired a better lawyer as Jon comes dangerously close to incriminating his client.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition) on Blu-ray through our Amazon side link.
The Krypto-Cast will return…]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes57:25The Monster Squadcast #002 – A Tale of Two Fridayshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/29/the-monster-squadcast-002-a-tale-of-two-fridays/
Tue, 29 Mar 2016 19:20:21 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4357http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/29/the-monster-squadcast-002-a-tale-of-two-fridays/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/29/the-monster-squadcast-002-a-tale-of-two-fridays/feed/0And it was on their second gathering the true nature of each host was revealed. What started out as an innocent movie discussion soon turned into a reveal of sadistic inner selves. The ugly truth fittingly emerges during a discussion of Friday the 13th films. Joined by special guest Harry, the squad compares and laments […]

And it was on their second gathering the true nature of each host was revealed. What started out as an innocent movie discussion soon turned into a reveal of sadistic inner selves. The ugly truth fittingly emerges during a discussion of Friday the 13th films. Joined by special guest Harry, the squad compares and laments the 1980 original with the 2009 remake.

Was 29 years enough to allow Marcus Nispel to retell this classic story with skill and success? Or did it fall victim to the trappings of uninspired mediocrity that sometimes taint remakes? Is Jason a better villain as an unthinking murderous brute or a more calculating territorial hunter? Was the ending of the original the best ending we could have received? Does the ending of the remake make any sense?

The squad tries to answer these questions and discuss the merits and problems of both films. The hosts also explore their predilections or lack thereof for cinematic brutality. Do you prefer to see artful cuts with implied violence or do you like your carnage in full view? The lines are drawn and by the end of the episode each listener will likely have their own opinion about which host is actually psychotic.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>And it was on their second gathering the true nature of each host was revealed. What started out as an innocent movie discussion soon turned into a reveal of sadistic inner selves. The ugly truth fittingly emerges during a discussion of Friday the 13th...
And it was on their second gathering the true nature of each host was revealed. What started out as an innocent movie discussion soon turned into a reveal of sadistic inner selves. The ugly truth fittingly emerges during a discussion of Friday the 13th films. Joined by special guest Harry, the squad compares and laments the 1980 original with the 2009 remake.
Was 29 years enough to allow Marcus Nispel to retell this classic story with skill and success? Or did it fall victim to the trappings of uninspired mediocrity that sometimes taint remakes? Is Jason a better villain as an unthinking murderous brute or a more calculating territorial hunter? Was the ending of the original the best ending we could have received? Does the ending of the remake make any sense?
The squad tries to answer these questions and discuss the merits and problems of both films. The hosts also explore their predilections or lack thereof for cinematic brutality. Do you prefer to see artful cuts with implied violence or do you like your carnage in full view? The lines are drawn and by the end of the episode each listener will likely have their own opinion about which host is actually psychotic.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.
You can also purchase Friday the 13th (1980) or Friday the 13th (2009) through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:29:36#284 – Spotlight On: Batman v Superman – Dawn of Justicehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/27/284-spotlight-on-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/
Mon, 28 Mar 2016 00:25:59 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4364http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/27/284-spotlight-on-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/27/284-spotlight-on-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/feed/0“Got versus man. Day versus night! Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!” Remember back in 1995 when Val Kilmer dropped that line about the circus being half way to Metropolis in Batman Forever? I do. Just the thought of seeing Batman and Superman on the big screen together sent chills down my spine as […]

“Got versus man. Day versus night! Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!”

Remember back in 1995 when Val Kilmer dropped that line about the circus being half way to Metropolis in Batman Forever? I do. Just the thought of seeing Batman and Superman on the big screen together sent chills down my spine as a kid. It was one of those things you never thought you’d see. It seemed like something that was too cool to really exist. Like if it did actually happen that the world would implode due to sheer awesomeness.

Now here we are, twenty one years since the seed was planted, and lo and behold, despite what should have been every fanboy’s dream, the film we ultimately end up getting ends up being even more controversial than its predecessor. What went wrong? How does a movie that was so anticipated and seemingly impossible to screw up get a 29% on rotten tomatoes?

Well, the devil’s in the details my friends, and we’re here to sort out the convoluted mess of a movie that is Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. So, join us one last time (at least until Justice League: Part 1 comes out) as the Krypto-cast fires up the Bat Computer and tries to find out what went wrong with Superman’s latest cinematic adventure.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we present evidence against the defendant (B v S) are fellow nerds and shoehorned-in Justice League members Nick Goathoof and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this episode include whether or not disliking this film makes you WRONG and a Stupid-Face; we pat Ben Affleck on the back and tell him to hang in there as he becomes the newest Internet Meme; and finally, we ask for a pinch hitter in the Director’s chair as we discuss the future of the DC Cinematic Universe.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Krypto-Cast will return…

]]>“Got versus man. Day versus night! Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!” Remember back in 1995 when Val Kilmer dropped that line about the circus being half way to Metropolis in Batman Forever? I do. Just the thought of seeing Batman and Superman on th...“Got versus man. Day versus night! Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!”

Remember back in 1995 when Val Kilmer dropped that line about the circus being half way to Metropolis in Batman Forever? I do. Just the thought of seeing Batman and Superman on the big screen together sent chills down my spine as a kid. It was one of those things you never thought you’d see. It seemed like something that was too cool to really exist. Like if it did actually happen that the world would implode due to sheer awesomeness.
Now here we are, twenty one years since the seed was planted, and lo and behold, despite what should have been every fanboy’s dream, the film we ultimately end up getting ends up being even more controversial than its predecessor. What went wrong? How does a movie that was so anticipated and seemingly impossible to screw up get a 29% on rotten tomatoes?
Well, the devil’s in the details my friends, and we’re here to sort out the convoluted mess of a movie that is Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. So, join us one last time (at least until Justice League: Part 1 comes out) as the Krypto-cast fires up the Bat Computer and tries to find out what went wrong with Superman’s latest cinematic adventure.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we present evidence against the defendant (B v S) are fellow nerds and shoehorned-in Justice League members Nick Goathoof and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include whether or not disliking this film makes you WRONG and a Stupid-Face; we pat Ben Affleck on the back and tell him to hang in there as he becomes the newest Internet Meme; and finally, we ask for a pinch hitter in the Director’s chair as we discuss the future of the DC Cinematic Universe.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition) on Blu-ray through our Amazon side link.
The Krypto-Cast will return…]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:44:24The Criterion Erection #007 – Playtimehttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/26/the-criterion-erection-007-playtime/
Sun, 27 Mar 2016 01:25:35 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4352http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/26/the-criterion-erection-007-playtime/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/26/the-criterion-erection-007-playtime/feed/0What the hell, I picked a French movie? Believe it, friends. No, this isn’t some bizarre dystopian alternate reality (as Mike would have you believe this film is), this is representative of evolving tastes over time. Somehow I woke up one morning and realized that I don’t have to write off the creative output on […]

What the hell, I picked a French movie? Believe it, friends. No, this isn’t some bizarre dystopian alternate reality (as Mike would have you believe this film is), this is representative of evolving tastes over time. Somehow I woke up one morning and realized that I don’t have to write off the creative output on an entire country—I mean think about it, they’re pretty good at Fries and Toast, right? With that in mind, I decided to let the French in a little more and I’m happy to say I didn’t hate it. Human evolution, growth, and expansion are possible in this century… Not to be overly dramatic about it or anything.

So, what can be said about Playtime? How can I prepare the audience for this? Jacques Tati went for it with this movie, probably the purest distillation of his work and his themes that exists. There is no traditional narrative to be followed, and none of that lame, old, plot-forwarding dialogue to be heard. Everything the movie has to say is told through the images on the screen and the sound effects coming out (or not coming out) of it, and it is just beautiful. In this episode I try to convince Mike of the merits of New Paris and we somehow end up referencing both the terrifying current presidential candidate Donald Trump and the great 20th century avant-garde composer John Cage.

For next week Mike decided to go a little more mainstream-friendly (ugh, so not our style here at the Criterion Erection) and picked Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 dystopian action movie RoboCop. Watch it and join us next time!

As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi team. As our name would suggest, we like to think of ourselves as a middle ground between highbrow entertainment offered by the former and the fart jokes of the latter. Also thanks to Hulu or whatever.

]]>What the hell, I picked a French movie? Believe it, friends. No, this isn’t some bizarre dystopian alternate reality (as Mike would have you believe this film is), this is representative of evolving tastes over time.
What the hell, I picked a French movie? Believe it, friends. No, this isn’t some bizarre dystopian alternate reality (as Mike would have you believe this film is), this is representative of evolving tastes over time. Somehow I woke up one morning and realized that I don’t have to write off the creative output on an entire country—I mean think about it, they’re pretty good at Fries and Toast, right? With that in mind, I decided to let the French in a little more and I’m happy to say I didn’t hate it. Human evolution, growth, and expansion are possible in this century… Not to be overly dramatic about it or anything.
So, what can be said about Playtime? How can I prepare the audience for this? Jacques Tati went for it with this movie, probably the purest distillation of his work and his themes that exists. There is no traditional narrative to be followed, and none of that lame, old, plot-forwarding dialogue to be heard. Everything the movie has to say is told through the images on the screen and the sound effects coming out (or not coming out) of it, and it is just beautiful. In this episode I try to convince Mike of the merits of New Paris and we somehow end up referencing both the terrifying current presidential candidate Donald Trump and the great 20th century avant-garde composer John Cage.
For next week Mike decided to go a little more mainstream-friendly (ugh, so not our style here at the Criterion Erection) and picked Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 dystopian action movie RoboCop. Watch it and join us next time!
As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi team. As our name would suggest, we like to think of ourselves as a middle ground between highbrow entertainment offered by the former and the fart jokes of the latter. Also thanks to Hulu or whatever.

Be sure to follow Eric and Mike on Twitter.
You can also purchase Playtime through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:36:11#283 – What a Bunch of A-holeshttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/24/283-what-a-bunch-of-a-holes/
Fri, 25 Mar 2016 03:20:25 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4346http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/24/283-what-a-bunch-of-a-holes/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/24/283-what-a-bunch-of-a-holes/feed/0A-holes come in many shapes and sizes. Some are big, some are small. Some are torn, others in perfect working order. But of all the different types of A-hole, there is perhaps none worse than the hipster-douche variety. You know the kind of person I’m talking about; the guy who’ll start a conversation with you, […]

A-holes come in many shapes and sizes. Some are big, some are small. Some are torn, others in perfect working order. But of all the different types of A-hole, there is perhaps none worse than the hipster-douche variety. You know the kind of person I’m talking about; the guy who’ll start a conversation with you, only to knock you down for liking a universally loved filmmaker. These types of conversational traps can be perplexing and often a shock to the system. But don’t worry; as long as you don’t live in the state of Oregon you’ll be fine.

For anyone living in Oregon, or more specifically, Portland (aka Hipseterdom), God help you.

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we put on our rubber gloves and dive deep into the Final Frontier of body humor are fellow nerds and aspiring proctologists Cody Eastlick, Jonathan Hinckley, and Ryan Caldwell.

Topics of discussion in this episode include us picking sides as we follow up on the Screening Room controversy; Cody finds some hidden phallic subtext in a James Cameron classic; and finally, we play another round of Rapid Fire Movie Reviews (title pending) with Jonathan Hinckley.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>A-holes come in many shapes and sizes. Some are big, some are small. Some are torn, others in perfect working order. But of all the different types of A-hole, there is perhaps none worse than the hipster-douche variety.
A-holes come in many shapes and sizes. Some are big, some are small. Some are torn, others in perfect working order. But of all the different types of A-hole, there is perhaps none worse than the hipster-douche variety. You know the kind of person I’m talking about; the guy who’ll start a conversation with you, only to knock you down for liking a universally loved filmmaker. These types of conversational traps can be perplexing and often a shock to the system. But don’t worry; as long as you don’t live in the state of Oregon you’ll be fine.
For anyone living in Oregon, or more specifically, Portland (aka Hipseterdom), God help you.
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we put on our rubber gloves and dive deep into the Final Frontier of body humor are fellow nerds and aspiring proctologists Cody Eastlick, Jonathan Hinckley, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include us picking sides as we follow up on the Screening Room controversy; Cody finds some hidden phallic subtext in a James Cameron classic; and finally, we play another round of Rapid Fire Movie Reviews (title pending) with Jonathan Hinckley.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:27:01#282 – Spotlight On: Man of Steelhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/23/282-spotlight-on-man-of-steel/
Wed, 23 Mar 2016 20:20:08 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4338http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/23/282-spotlight-on-man-of-steel/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/23/282-spotlight-on-man-of-steel/feed/0“What was I supposed to do, just let them die?” Oh, Man of Steel… how I wanted very much to love you. After the final awe inspiring trailer for this film was released in the months leading up to its release, my anticipation for the Zack Snyder retelling of Superman’s origins were sky high. I […]

“What was I supposed to do, just let them die?”

Oh, Man of Steel… how I wanted very much to love you. After the final awe inspiring trailer for this film was released in the months leading up to its release, my anticipation for the Zack Snyder retelling of Superman’s origins were sky high. I can remember my heart pounding as Hans Zimmer’s score starting slowing piping in and the Tim Burton Batman-esque logo intro sequence started with the various production companies. Everything seemed appropriately Superman-y. You have Russell Crowe’s Jor-El warning the council about the impending doom on the planet, then BOOM! Zod crashes in and starts icing council members, blaming them for Krypton’s imminent destruction. Jor-El escapes and heads over to what appears to be a Matrix-like birthing chamber, meaning to download all of the Kryptonian DNA, genome – whatever, into his son, Kal-El so that Krypton can live again on Earth… or something.

And so begins one of many heavy handed Christ metaphors present in the film (to be honest, this isn’t anything new with Superman, but damn it’s in your face here) that consistently showcase how visually Awesome and Deepthis movie is. To quote Nick Goathoof “Here’s some Art…in your Face!!!”.

I think you can guess my thoughts on the film. In fact, they haven’t changed much in the three years since the movie came out (you can listen to our original Man of Steel episode by clicking here), but do the problems that we pointed out hurt the movie as much now as they did back then? Will Superman Newbie Nick Goathoof bring a new perspective to this film or fall in line with the rest of us?

I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we perform a post mortem on Zack Snyder’s “visionary take” on The Man of Tomorrow is Superman Newbie and former IHOP manager Nick Goathoof.

Topics of discussion in this episode include our hopes and predictions for the upcoming sequel Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice; we lament the biggest casualty of this film: Clark Kent; and finally, Zack Snyder teaches us that all you need to depress the shit out of people is the right camera filter.

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

The Krypto-Cast will return with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.

]]>“What was I supposed to do, just let them die?” Oh, Man of Steel… how I wanted very much to love you. After the final awe inspiring trailer for this film was released in the months leading up to its release,“What was I supposed to do, just let them die?”

Oh, Man of Steel… how I wanted very much to love you. After the final awe inspiring trailer for this film was released in the months leading up to its release, my anticipation for the Zack Snyder retelling of Superman’s origins were sky high. I can remember my heart pounding as Hans Zimmer’s score starting slowing piping in and the Tim Burton Batman-esque logo intro sequence started with the various production companies. Everything seemed appropriately Superman-y. You have Russell Crowe’s Jor-El warning the council about the impending doom on the planet, then BOOM! Zod crashes in and starts icing council members, blaming them for Krypton’s imminent destruction. Jor-El escapes and heads over to what appears to be a Matrix-like birthing chamber, meaning to download all of the Kryptonian DNA, genome – whatever, into his son, Kal-El so that Krypton can live again on Earth… or something.
And so begins one of many heavy handed Christ metaphors present in the film (to be honest, this isn’t anything new with Superman, but damn it’s in your face here) that consistently showcase how visually Awesome and Deep this movie is. To quote Nick Goathoof “Here’s some Art…in your Face!!!”.
I think you can guess my thoughts on the film. In fact, they haven’t changed much in the three years since the movie came out (you can listen to our original Man of Steel episode by clicking here), but do the problems that we pointed out hurt the movie as much now as they did back then? Will Superman Newbie Nick Goathoof bring a new perspective to this film or fall in line with the rest of us?
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me as we perform a post mortem on Zack Snyder’s “visionary take” on The Man of Tomorrow is Superman Newbie and former IHOP manager Nick Goathoof.
Topics of discussion in this episode include our hopes and predictions for the upcoming sequel Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice; we lament the biggest casualty of this film: Clark Kent; and finally, Zack Snyder teaches us that all you need to depress the shit out of people is the right camera filter.
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

You can purchase Man of Steel or The Superman Motion Picture Anthology through our Amazon side link. (You’ll believe a podcast can beg for money!)
The Krypto-Cast will return with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes56:02It’s On Like DCOM! #003 – High School Musicalhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/21/its-on-like-dcom-003-high-school-musical/
Tue, 22 Mar 2016 03:54:54 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4322http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/21/its-on-like-dcom-003-high-school-musical/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/21/its-on-like-dcom-003-high-school-musical/feed/0Welp. We did it. We made it through the full 98 minutes of singing pre-teen cheese balls, all hopped up on what appears to be a mixture of cocaine, steroids and pixie sticks. That’s right. This week we are talking about High School Musical, and we did it all for you. In a stunning upset, […]

Welp. We did it. We made it through the full 98 minutes of singing pre-teen cheese balls, all hopped up on what appears to be a mixture of cocaine, steroids and pixie sticks. That’s right. This week we are talking about High School Musical, and we did it all for you.

In a stunning upset, did Ryan end up having a soft spot for the old Zachster? Did Madeleine’s eyes swell up with tears of joy at Vanessa’s rendition of “When There Was Me and You?” Or is a giant cloud of nostalgia hanging over the both of them, turning them into a couple of muppet style curmudgeons? Tune in to find out the answers to these questions, as well as a mind blowing Smart House fan theory, and to witness Ryan’s seeming inability to spend any amount of time not talking about Fuller House… Pass the chalupas, get your headphones ready and skate on over to It’s On Like D-COM!

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>Welp. We did it. We made it through the full 98 minutes of singing pre-teen cheese balls, all hopped up on what appears to be a mixture of cocaine, steroids and pixie sticks. That’s right. This week we are talking about High School Musical,
Welp. We did it. We made it through the full 98 minutes of singing pre-teen cheese balls, all hopped up on what appears to be a mixture of cocaine, steroids and pixie sticks. That’s right. This week we are talking about High School Musical, and we did it all for you.
In a stunning upset, did Ryan end up having a soft spot for the old Zachster? Did Madeleine’s eyes swell up with tears of joy at Vanessa’s rendition of “When There Was Me and You?” Or is a giant cloud of nostalgia hanging over the both of them, turning them into a couple of muppet style curmudgeons? Tune in to find out the answers to these questions, as well as a mind blowing Smart House fan theory, and to witness Ryan’s seeming inability to spend any amount of time not talking about Fuller House… Pass the chalupas, get your headphones ready and skate on over to It’s On Like D-COM!

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:12:49The Monster Squadcast #001 – Enter The Monster Squadhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/20/the-monster-squadcast-001-enter-the-monster-squad/
Mon, 21 Mar 2016 04:38:13 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4302http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/20/the-monster-squadcast-001-enter-the-monster-squad/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/20/the-monster-squadcast-001-enter-the-monster-squad/feed/0After four movie nerds simultaneously learned they all passed their respective monster tests, they decided to come together to form a squad like none have seen since 1987. With distinguished contacts like Crystal Lake’s Crazy Ralph and unparalleled technology like their trope-detecting PKE Meters, this group will take a closer look at films from the […]

After four movie nerds simultaneously learned they all passed their respective monster tests, they decided to come together to form a squad like none have seen since 1987. With distinguished contacts like Crystal Lake’s Crazy Ralph and unparalleled technology like their trope-detecting PKE Meters, this group will take a closer look at films from the horror genre. Ranging from mainstream titles to forgotten obscurities, there is no movie these brave souls won’t tackle… well, except maybe Rob Zombie films. Their masochism doesn’t go that far.

To christen the start of their journey into the cinema macabre, they pay tribute and discuss the film that inspired their name, Fred Dekker’s The Monster Squad. The film has rightly earned the title of cult classic and is certainly worthy of being featured on the first episode of this new endeavor. Join Nick Goathoof, David Snider, Madeleine, and Eric Smith for the genesis of The Monster Squadcast. They tackle the tough questions and dig deep into the conspiracies. From fashion to child-turned-murderer, no stone is left unturned. So if you’re in the mood for some spooky movie talk get out your Ouija boards, draw your pentagrams, and open your necronomicon to page 666; the terror starts now…

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

]]>After four movie nerds simultaneously learned they all passed their respective monster tests, they decided to come together to form a squad like none have seen since 1987. With distinguished contacts like Crystal Lake’s Crazy Ralph and unparalleled tec...
After four movie nerds simultaneously learned they all passed their respective monster tests, they decided to come together to form a squad like none have seen since 1987. With distinguished contacts like Crystal Lake’s Crazy Ralph and unparalleled technology like their trope-detecting PKE Meters, this group will take a closer look at films from the horror genre. Ranging from mainstream titles to forgotten obscurities, there is no movie these brave souls won’t tackle… well, except maybe Rob Zombie films. Their masochism doesn’t go that far.
To christen the start of their journey into the cinema macabre, they pay tribute and discuss the film that inspired their name, Fred Dekker’s The Monster Squad. The film has rightly earned the title of cult classic and is certainly worthy of being featured on the first episode of this new endeavor. Join Nick Goathoof, David Snider, Madeleine, and Eric Smith for the genesis of The Monster Squadcast. They tackle the tough questions and dig deep into the conspiracies. From fashion to child-turned-murderer, no stone is left unturned. So if you’re in the mood for some spooky movie talk get out your Ouija boards, draw your pentagrams, and open your necronomicon to page 666; the terror starts now…
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listen… if you dare!!!

Be sure to follow Nick, Dave, and Eric on Twitter.
You can also purchase The Monster Squad through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:30:14The Criterion Erection # 006 – Bande a parthttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/19/the-criterion-erection-006-bande-a-part/
Sat, 19 Mar 2016 19:49:17 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4293http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/19/the-criterion-erection-006-bande-a-part/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/19/the-criterion-erection-006-bande-a-part/feed/0Ah, the French! Welcome back to the Criterion Erection for another week, folks. Join our hosts, Mike the Francophile and Eric the culturally intolerant, as they dissect and discuss an iconic French New Wave film. That’s right, this pick is Jean-Luc Godard’s “most accessible” picture, 1964’s Band of Outsiders. Mike went for some French shit […]

Ah, the French! Welcome back to the Criterion Erection for another week, folks. Join our hosts, Mike the Francophile and Eric the culturally intolerant, as they dissect and discuss an iconic French New Wave film. That’s right, this pick is Jean-Luc Godard’s “most accessible” picture, 1964’s Band of Outsiders.

Mike went for some French shit this week. We talked about it. Emotions ran high– the entire spectrum, from laughter to boredom to a borderline panic attack. Among the topics of discussion were: the possibility of different first vs. second view ratings, city vs. suburbs snobbery in Paris, and some other bullshit. Just listen to the thing, dammit.

Our pick for next week is another Frenchie: Jacques Tati’s remarkably dense (in a fun way) 1967 film, Playtime. Watch it and join us next time!

As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi team. Once again Hulu was not helpful but that’s more Mike’s fault than anything else.

]]>Ah, the French! Welcome back to the Criterion Erection for another week, folks. Join our hosts, Mike the Francophile and Eric the culturally intolerant, as they dissect and discuss an iconic French New Wave film. That’s right,
Ah, the French! Welcome back to the Criterion Erection for another week, folks. Join our hosts, Mike the Francophile and Eric the culturally intolerant, as they dissect and discuss an iconic French New Wave film. That’s right, this pick is Jean-Luc Godard’s “most accessible” picture, 1964’s Band of Outsiders.
Mike went for some French shit this week. We talked about it. Emotions ran high– the entire spectrum, from laughter to boredom to a borderline panic attack. Among the topics of discussion were: the possibility of different first vs. second view ratings, city vs. suburbs snobbery in Paris, and some other bullshit. Just listen to the thing, dammit.
Our pick for next week is another Frenchie: Jacques Tati’s remarkably dense (in a fun way) 1967 film, Playtime. Watch it and join us next time!
As always, thanks to the Criterion Collection and the Empire or Jedi team. Once again Hulu was not helpful but that’s more Mike’s fault than anything else.

Be sure to follow Eric and Mike on Twitter.
You can also purchase Bande a part through our Amazon side link.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:20:55#281 – Skip to the Endhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/17/281-skip-to-the-end/
Fri, 18 Mar 2016 04:57:52 +0000http://www.empireorjedi.com/?p=4284http://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/17/281-skip-to-the-end/#respondhttp://www.empireorjedi.com/2016/03/17/281-skip-to-the-end/feed/0I was originally going to write a piece on 10 Cloverfield Lane for this post and try to be all clever, but I decided to take a cue from this episode’s title (and our eventual discussion on the aforementioned movie) and skip to the end. Suffice it to say, 10 Cloverfield Lane is a movie […]

I was originally going to write a piece on 10 Cloverfield Lane for this post and try to be all clever, but I decided to take a cue from this episode’s title (and our eventual discussion on the aforementioned movie) and skip to the end. Suffice it to say, 10 Cloverfield Lane is a movie we recommend you go see before some asshole has the chance to spoil it for you. In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, “…and that’s all I have to say about that.”

Topics of discussion in this episode include Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams lighting the spark of a potential civil war in Hollywood; we speculate on the fate of the DC Cinematic Universe; and finally, The Witch teaches us to never leave your kids around a creepy looking goat.

SPOILER WARNING

The Witch49 min, 30 sec – 1 hr, 15 min, 31 sec

10 Cloverfield Lane1 hr, 15 min, 38 sec – 1 hr, 48 min, 58 sec

Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.

Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.

]]>I was originally going to write a piece on 10 Cloverfield Lane for this post and try to be all clever, but I decided to take a cue from this episode’s title (and our eventual discussion on the aforementioned movie) and skip to the end.
I was originally going to write a piece on 10 Cloverfield Lane for this post and try to be all clever, but I decided to take a cue from this episode’s title (and our eventual discussion on the aforementioned movie) and skip to the end. Suffice it to say, 10 Cloverfield Lane is a movie we recommend you go see before some asshole has the chance to spoil it for you. In the immortal words of Forrest Gump, “…and that’s all I have to say about that.”
I’m your host, David Snider, and joining me again are fellow nerds and goat worshippers Jonathan Hinckley, Cody Eastlick, and Ryan Caldwell.
Topics of discussion in this episode include Steven Spielberg and J.J. Abrams lighting the spark of a potential civil war in Hollywood; we speculate on the fate of the DC Cinematic Universe; and finally, The Witch teaches us to never leave your kids around a creepy looking goat.
SPOILER WARNING
The Witch

49 min, 30 sec – 1 hr, 15 min, 31 sec
10 Cloverfield Lane

1 hr, 15 min, 38 sec – 1 hr, 48 min, 58 sec
Be sure to leave a comment or rating on empireorjedi.com, Stitcher Radio or iTunes. You can also Like us on Facebook or get updates on the show through our Twitter feed @empireorjedi.
Warning: This podcast includes offensive language and may not be suitable for children. Listener discretion is advised.]]>EmpireorJedi.comyes1:52:22