i have a party scheduled for sunday.. and now i am nervous,.. super nervous.. i feel as if i will make a fool of myself.. and also STD jitters.. I know reading here that ladies are clean and tested but “What if”… aaagh

You have nothing to worry about. Sheri’s is a very safe place to party with ladies. You will not make a fool of yourself. Just relax and have fun, the Sheri’s ladies will make sure you have a great experience, and you’ll be glad you went.

I went to Sheri’s for my first time last week and was very nervous as well. I second hoochie coochie man. Just do it. Once you get yourself through the door, the rest will be great. These ladies are pros and will take care of you. Everyone is super friendly and non-judgemental. If it reassures you any – I have ED due to a side effect of some medication I take, and really need to take Viagra or Cialis to get things going. I’m also no spring chicken (50 yrs). So I had some performance anxiety and also some worries about the ED thing (“what if the Viagra doesn’t work this time?!?”). Not saying that’s your problem but it is mine, with potential for major embarrassment. The reason I tell you that is that never once did the ladies make me feel anything but welcome and wanted. They were very understanding and in fact they were a great help in overcoming the issue. Just get yourself there and work up the nerve walk through the door. It will be fine, and you will have a great time. I can’t wait to go back next time I get to Vegas!

As for STDs – they are very serious about condom usage, and also very serious about inspecting their clientele for any sign of infection. Nothing is without risk, but I expect this is about the closest you can get outside of monogamy. You’d probably be vastly more likely to pick something up in a random tryst with a “civilian” from a bar or something.

MacBadger that these courtesans are both professionals and caring people. They know how to deal with a nervous customer and will put you at ease. There is no way to “make a fool of oneself.” They aren’t judging you or expecting some level of performance. Similarly, because this is their work, Sheri’s courtesans have much more concern about preventing any risk of STDs than you do. In addition to the stringent testing, they obey strict health codes and practice extremely safe sex. No one can guarantee that it is impossible you will be exposed to an STD, but this is the least likely environment to encounter one in AND life is full of far, far greater risks. You could have been electrocuted using your computer, but you chose not to worry about such an absurd possibility.

Mcbadger, everyone is nervous the first time and maybe other times. Tell the hostess and ladies it is your first time at the Ranch. I would avoid alcohol solely for potential performance issues. Try to relax and enjoy yourself

I have the reverse fear…if only the rest of the world were as safe as Sheri’s! Unless you have access to virgins or nuns (which, admittedly would be hot!), Sheri’s is one of the safest places to have sex. Investing in a fantasy at Sheri’s Ranch is a vote for your health and well-being…and ours.