Gossiping is good business: Secret, the anonymous chatter app du jour, just raised $8.6 million in venture funding. Investors are betting folks outside the tech corridors of California and New York—like the busted Twitter employee above—will be hooked next.

8.6 million raised for service that tells us that Adderal addiction, backstabbing, gossip and secret humping endemic in the Tech Community; Department of Obvious spokesperson Captain Obvious pleased at the purchase.

"This is a great day for reiterating shit we already know in an anonymous, Instagrammy setting. Plus it's something to do between getting kicked out of bars for cyberware violations, sleeping with Sergey Brin."