Dear Vivian, WOWOWW I think a lot of those are really good schools anyway! Johns Hopkins is pretty dumb for not accepting you because it seems like you’re really smart and are also in every club known to mankind!!!!! I … Continue reading →

Dear Hector, You really don’t need to thank me. When I read that he peed on you I didn’t care about the mystery anymore. That’s just WRONG to do to people. Not to mention completely gross. I got into Vassar, … Continue reading →

Hey Vivian, Hopefully you will get this note and it won’t get grabbed up by someone in between. I just wanted to say thanks for turning over the detective logs to the principal. You were right. That was the right … Continue reading →

Dear Christopher, I have a crush on you. Love, Sammy Dear Christopher, I like you. Do you like m Love, Sammy Dear Christopher, Do you want to go to the dance wit Dear Christopher, Valentine’s Day is so stupid. … Continue reading →

Vivian, Holy gobstoppers, batman! This guy isn’t fooling around! What could it mean? Maybe it’s in code? Maybe it’s like a metaphor? Have you read The Da Vinci Code? I thought it was okay but I liked the movie better. … Continue reading →

~*~*~*URGENT*~*~*~ Dear Grape Juice, I got another clue from “G” today! I left it in the desk this time so you can read it too. How GROSS is this? I wish I had kept the other two notes so I … Continue reading →

We are heading north. The dogs are no longer fresh but they continue to stave off exhaustion. We are more than half way and there is still meat for them. They relish it. They look at me as they eat it, … Continue reading →