You’d Have To Like Chocolate A Lot To Have One Of These In Your Home. A Lot.

I know when I enter a bathroom, the last thing that’s on my mind is eating. Most of the time, I’m just focused on avoiding touching the fixtures with my exposed skin. But this bathroom? Well, I hope you like chocolate.

Chocolate is a lot like the cheese of the dessert world in that nearly anything becomes delicious once the formerly unappealing food is covered in it, but even they have their limits. I don’t care if it is of the Belgian variety, I refuse to replace my perfectly good, though admittedly not all that tasty, toilet, bathtub, and sink with chocolate versions. That said, I might consider purchasing the bidet.

If you’re a little more open to the idea of an edible bathroom, you have to check out the one currently offered by Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com! It’s on the expensive side, but do you really want to cheap out on a chocolate toilet?

Here it is: The Chocolate Bathroom!

Looks… um… tasty?

In total, this bathroom set will set you back approximately $133,000.

Which seems like peanuts compared to the 9.4 million calorie count it possesses.

If your bathroom has that many calories, you’ll probably need to build some sort of dessert gym too. It’s a total money suck! Especially since you’ll have to replace it every six months. As sweet as it would be to tell people you have a chocolate bathroom, I think it’s safe to say it’s kind of a shitty idea.