For the moment, we’re advertising free in these parts. Considering my personal fondness for sarcastic t-shirts, I’m gonna offer you all the chance to pick up my cute gems through CafePress. And yes, I know that I have some severe attitude problems.

Now, fair warning, the t-shirt I’m about to point you to is very crude. Crass even. So send small children out of the room if you don’t want to have to explain it to them. It’s available for purchase if you’re of a like mind. If you aren’t, I’m more than willing to listen to your support of vanity presses.