So I was talking to this girl at work today by pm. And this girl... I love the bitch. I tell you how much I fancy her, shall I? I'd love to cut her head off and use it as a Pez dispenser, that's how much. I'd go around with it on a stick and use her severed head to give me fellatio whenever I wanted it... but I'd never make her give it to anyone else. I'd drown in a sea of her purest vag juice, before brain fucking her into pure retardation, my glistening bell destroying her hypothalamus until she has the mental age of a three-year-old, using my classy chat up line "what's on your mind? Oh yeah, that's right.. it's my cock.". That's love.

But you guys probably know by now that I've got a big thing about spelling and grammar. See, to me, it's just a very, very simple thing. It's a sign that says "I'm an adult, and when I read, it's not 'Barney Learns To Spell'." To me, that's just a basic given of an intelligent functioning adult. To 90% of you ****s it's one of the labours (labors, Fat Yanks) of ****ing Hercules.

Anyway, this girl asked me if I wanted some samosas. As I'd love to penetrate her in every orifice she has, I was delighted. Except she'd put an apostrophe in the word. I let it go. She's got lovely big boobs. So she carries on pming me. Then when I say thank you, I get "your welcome". Your. Your. Your.

I nearly got up out of my seat, ripped her hair out of her ****ing head, put her face into the screen until it cut her ****ing eyes out and then left her in an unconscious heap so lifeless you'd swear she was Ping Ping with a second to go in the sixth round. Little ****ing whore she is.

I would be concerned if I rejected a girl because she was a moron, or her spelling was terrible. You're like Jerry Seinfeld when he rejects this hot ass slut because she eats her peas one at a time. Jerry Seinfeld is an idiot and he always found a way to mess up boning these hot ass sluts on the show. Your predicament really pisses me off. I hope it doesn't work out for you and I hope you antagonize her to the point where she hates your guts and is repulsed by you. I don't even know what she looks, but the fact that she has huge ass tits means that I would destroy that.

I would be concerned if I rejected a girl because she was a moron, or her spelling was terrible. You're like Jerry Seinfeld when he rejects this hot ass slut because she eats her peas one at a time. Jerry Seinfeld is an idiot and he always found a way to mess up boning these hot ass sluts on the show. Your predicament really pisses me off. I hope it doesn't work out for you and I hope you antagonize her to the point where she hates your guts and is repulsed by you. I don't even know what she looks, but the fact that she has huge ass tits means that I would destroy that.