Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

So Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver are at a Playboy mansion party and Dennis starts putting the moves on one of Hef's favorite squeezes.. Well Hugh puts up with it for a while, but as Dennis gets closer to this girl, and the girl really digs Dennis, Hugh gets pissed and punches Dennis right in the mouth.. Well, punches fly and soon the cops are called and when they show up, Hugh has Dennis pinned down on the ground.. The cops walk in and shout, " Hey, Hugh! Get off of McCloud!"..

Of course Keith was offended that they said he was drunk. He was stoned out of his skull on grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers. But he was NOT drunk.