Howard Stern Presents Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant

Shock jock Howard Stern is on a hunt to name Tiger Woods’ “Hottest Mistress.” The longtime radio host — known for his side-splitting pranks — is organizing the first official Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant.

So far, only four of the sportsman’s former mistresses – out of the 13 identified in the press – have agreed to take part in the contest — which will see “ladies” duking it out categories such as Swimsuit, Personality, and Talent for a three person judging panel . Howard offered a judging spot to Elin Nordegren, the golfer’s estranged wife and the mother of his two young children. She has not responded to the invitation.

Grand prize is $100,000 supplied by cheaters dating service AshleyMadison.com. The site, which boasts 4.5 million users, advertises itself with the slogan “Life is Short, Have an Affair.”