I sent this to Boots and Lemon already, but I feel like you all need to know that the Phantom Flan Flinger was actually a character on a 1970s British children's TV show called Tiswas. You can see him in action here:

I sent this to Boots and Lemon already, but I feel like you all need to know that the Phantom Flan Flinger was actually a character on a 1970s British children's TV show called Tiswas. You can see him in action here:

Also...Dear Mister Bunnybread, I'm so sorry that my choice of alcoholic beverage was not to your liking. It was an emergency and that was all I had nearby, but I know that's no excuse.If it pleases you, I will make sure to bring you something far less sweet and far more alcoholic the next time a similar situation appears.Yours truly,Mique

Never apologize for doing your duty as an American! You were there, with booze, when I needed you. I could feel the grip of sobriety closing around my throat and you got me the cider-flavored jaws of life to pry it open!

Love, The Object of All Your Desires

P.S. You are wonderful and deserve some big time cheevos for all the editing/production. Everyone owes YOU a drink.