Mr. Eugenides:StopLurkListen: a ***NSFW*** warning would have been nice, thanks!

Sorry you work for puritans, but wasn't the "naked boobies carwash" in the headline enough warning?

Besides, that was SFW, the woman in the picture is wearing a thong. I think.

1) You don't generally expect articles to have a gratuitous "what a naked person doing this may look like" pic.2) Looked nude enough for me when I closed the tab. HR generally has a strict sense of "inappropriate" to satisfy the lowest-common-denominator.

As a resident and native of Mobile I am outraged that my right to have bare soapy breasts rubbed all over my windshield is being stripped away from me!Still, I don't think he really thought this through very well.

HeartBurnKid:I don't know about that. Sure, "because Obama" is a stupid farking reason for secession, but at least it's an issue secession would actually solve. No matter if Alabama's in the USA, the CSA, or the UCAS, the city council are still going to be the same people.

Actually, this guy has the best point ever made against the Democrats. They're supposed to be social liberals helping to defend and expand our social freedoms. However, outside of Abortion, they just don't give a flying fark. I mean, the U.S. is the only developed nation that basically forbids any women walking around topless, anywhere, and forget about clothing-optional beaches (A common thing in Europe and elsewhere). This is a very basic encroachment of protestant morals onto American freedom, but the Democrats don't care.

KrispyKritter:i question the mind of one who considers breasts to be obscene. everything of the body is 100% natural. breasts aren't obscene, some peoples minds are obscene. they should have to stand up and explain their minds. i suspect they are in need of psychological counseling. they are deeply damaged people who deserve our help and sympathy.

Oh really? Then why is it against the law in every state to be nude in public? (barring nudist resorts, strip clubs, etc.)

Big Man On Campus:Actually, this guy has the best point ever made against the Democrats. They're supposed to be social liberals helping to defend and expand our social freedoms. However, outside of Abortion, they just don't give a flying fark. I mean, the U.S. is the only developed nation that basically forbids any women walking around topless, anywhere, and forget about clothing-optional beaches (A common thing in Europe and elsewhere). This is a very basic encroachment of protestant morals onto American freedom, but the Democrats don't care.

He's complaining about being charged with obscenity in 2001. 11 years ago. So........

Big Man On Campus:Actually, this guy has the best point ever made against the Democrats. They're supposed to be social liberals helping to defend and expand our social freedoms. However, outside of Abortion, they just don't give a flying fark. I mean, the U.S. is the only developed nation that basically forbids any women walking around topless, anywhere, and forget about clothing-optional beaches (A common thing in Europe and elsewhere). This is a very basic encroachment of protestant morals onto American freedom, but the Democrats don't care.

There's no Federal law against nudity, and in general nudity on Federal lands (beaches, for instance) results in a request from the park ranger to move to a less conspicuous place, not an arrest.

Also, I'm in San Francisco, and there are nude people in public often. San Francisco is very tolerant of public nudity, probably because of it's Republican Freedom Values.

bmihura:KrispyKritter: i question the mind of one who considers breasts to be obscene. everything of the body is 100% natural. breasts aren't obscene, some peoples minds are obscene. they should have to stand up and explain their minds. i suspect they are in need of psychological counseling. they are deeply damaged people who deserve our help and sympathy.

Oh really? Then why is it against the law in every state to be nude in public? (barring nudist resorts, strip clubs, etc.)

Because our country was founded by the most uptight people ever on the face of the Earth, the Puritans. Remember, they fled England because it was way too liberal...

bmihura:Oh really? Then why is it against the law in every state to be nude in public? (barring nudist resorts, strip clubs, etc.)

because it isn't. In fact, I'd venture a guess that it is against state law in very few states. And several states have officially struck down (judicially) even local laws which make it illegal for a woman to be topless but a man not. NY, for instance. Heck, even the federal capital can't outlaw toplessness.