Some scientific formulas are extremely difficult to figure out. For example, Einstein’s Theory of Relativity and whatever the formula is for Fomula 409 don’t make sense to the common couch potato. But if there’s one formula we can all agree on, it’s that Benny Hill’s Theme Song + Anything = Something Worth Watching. Evolution may not technically be proved, but I think we can all rest a little easier knowing that any downer situations such as the slaughter of Jesus Christ or a Jason Voorhee’s murder spree can turn our frowns upside down with a little addition of Yakety Sax.

What they didnt show was that those stupid kids were playing soccer in the DMZ between north and south korea…and the fact that obviously people will only care if its little white children getting hurt…i wouldve liked to sit in on that production meeting…Stiff #1-Lets show African and Afghan children affected by land mines. Stiff#2-No one cares about Africans or Afghans…lets show white girls getting blown up. Stiff#1-You’re right, then the people will care and learn that white girls playing soccer have to deal with land mines.