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Incest Rights Groups Mad!!

April 25, 2003: Incest rights groups
across the nation called on the Senate to oust Sen. Rick Santorum, R-PA, from
his leadership positions for comparing incest to homosexuality.

"Santorum's remarks were stunning in their insensitivity," said an
unnamed spokesman for the Family Rights Empowerment And Knowledge Society, the
nation's largest incest advocacy organization. "We think homosexuality is
immoral and we don't want to be lumped in the same group with those sickos."

In an interview with The Associated Press, Santorum answered a question
about a pending Supreme Court case over a Texas sodomy law by allegedly saying,
"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual (gay) sex
within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to
polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have
the right to anything."

The director of the American Polygamy
Enthusiasts Society did not return our messages which were left with his 14
wives. Several adulterers asked to comment on Santorum's remarks, said they
hadn't heard about the controversy because they were out fishing.