Funny Birthday Messages, Wishes and Greetings

Make the celebrant laugh and giggle by sharing these funny birthday messages. It’s their birthday, one of the most special days in their life, so it’s naturally you want them to be happy. Be one of the sources of their happiness. Aside from the gift (even if it’s not expensive), a witty and funny birthday wishes would surely be a great present on his/her birthday. If you end up here in this page, probably you’re looking for some funny birthday wishes to send. Be glad coz we have written a collection of funny birthday messages that will make your friend or loved one burst into laughter.

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Funny Happy Birthday Messages

Here are some humorous birthday wishes that you can send to someone on their birthdays. You can write it in your birthday cards, text messages or maybe say personally to them.

This year is the easiest one for me to pick a birthday gift for you, I choose makeup for you to apply plenty of it to hide your wrinkles and your age. Happy Birthday!

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Enjoy eating lots of your cake while you still have your own teeth. Happy Birthday!

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *On this special day of yours, I would like to make you happy and feel special. Just smile while you still have your natural teeth. Happy birthday!

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May this birthday of yours will not be your last. Happy birthday! I hope more birthdays to come on you.

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We need a flamethrower instead of a lighter to light up all of your candles. He he he, just kidding.

Funny Birthday Messages Wishes

In choosing best funny birthday wishes and greeting for them, you can consider some criteria’s and tips: First is the sense of humor value of your recipient, their personality is also considerable, their age is also important, next is the reputation taken by your recipient and the most important – the value of your friendship or relationship with each other.

The main thing to do to remain young is to.. Lie when it comes to your age, eat slowly and dress like a teenager. Happy birthday friend!

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You’re not a 50 year old man, But a 30 years old man with 20 years of experience. Happy birthday!

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You’ve survived for another 365 days, Even though you’re older, it is better than the alternative. Happy birthday and congratulations!

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Happy birthday! You should count your age not your wrinkles. Count your experiences and blessings not your mistakes. Have a great day!

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Short Funny Birthday Wishes

“Short but a meaningful one”, this is the characteristic of these short humorous birthday wishes below. You can consider some of the wordings underneath that you can use on greeting someone on their birthday. This is the best choice as your gift tags wordings.

A true friend always reminds your age, instead of your age.

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Birthday is said to be the nature’s way to tell us to eat more cake.

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You know that you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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It is better for you to find a way on how you look younger despite of your age. Happy Birthday!

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I would like to congratulate you on surviving another 365 day of your life. Happy Birthday!

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We actually did not go to office today just so we can be with you. Are we all set? Please, we do not want to be disappointed. And we bet, you do not want to be guilty for this.

I wanted to give something gorgeous and funny on your birthday, but since you have already have me, the gift will just be a bonus. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Messages for Friends

Greet your friends and put a smile on their face as you wish them a Happy Birthday with these funny birthday wishes and greetings. You can edit these samples of messages as neccesary.

You’ve better to think of your wishes quickly before the candles melt the entire cake.

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I think we need a bigger cake in order to fit all of your candles.

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Happy Birthday? No, for a change, I am wishing you a “Rock and Roll” Birthday today!

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I actually had a reminder alarm for this specific day and even plastered a reminder note on our refrigerator. That’s how special you are that I do not want to forget your birthday.

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I give you gifts. I give you flowers. I give you love. Can you give me a “YES” so that it will literally be a happy birthday and wonderful day for you and me?

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Happy people are the most beautiful. Same as the day today, keep that pretty chin up! Problems? Just laugh. Happy Birthday!

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Who knows? This might be the last birthday you’ll ever have, so “EAT, PRAY, LOVE”.

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes humorous birthday wishes

Spice up your birthday greetings and add some elements of humor on it. Make the celebrant laugh his/her heart out with these funny birthday wishes and funny happy birthday greetings. These birthday messages can be sent in different ways – be it via SMS, email or facebook status. Let’s get it on!

The day you were born is one of the days that I will always be thankful for.

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Do not let the negative vibes today. See the benefit of it and be positive! Cheer up birthday boy/girl!

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No treat, no gift. With treat, still no gift. Next year, promise!

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Tomorrow will not be your special day anymore, so don’t waste any minute of it. Party like there’s no tomorrow! Just be responsible. Happy Birthday!

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Don’t look at your birthday and think, “Wow I am getting older.” Look at your birthday as just getting closer to death.

Funny Birthday Card Messages, Funny Birthday Wishes for Cards

While growing old is inevitable, it is nice to see that growing up is only optional.

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Remember that getting over the hill is just the hardest part. It’s only downhill from here.

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Times are tough and money is tight, so for your birthday I decided to get you something cheap and what you really need. Help blowing out all those candles.

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I want your birthday to be happy and safe. That’s why I have called the fire department to tell them that we are lighting the candles on your cake.

Funny Birthday Greetings Messages, Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes

I didn’t get you a present for your birthday, but lucky for both of us you will probably forget about it tomorrow.

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I wouldn’t have spent so much money on birthday gifts for you in the past if I knew you were going to live this long.

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I wanted to wish you a happy twenty-fifth birthday, for the fifteenth year in a row.

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Isn’t it great to celebrate a day that came about from your parents having sex.

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A famous saying goes wisdom has nothing to do with age. I don’t know who said it, but I have a feeling that they had you in mind.

Funny Birthday Messages to Send to Your Loved Ones

Don’t feel sad about getting closer to being a senior citizen. Just be excited to get the discount and the fact that soon you won’t be able to hear what I have to say.

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If you have felt angry, annoyed, or downright hatred because of my actions the following year, then I am here to tell you are only going to get more of me in this new one.

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I like to compare you to wine. The older, the better. Best wishes on your birthday.

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Only because it is your birthday, I will promise to behave myself today. That and I want to be able to have some cake.

Hilarious Funny Birthday Greetings, Funny Birthday Text Messages

The secret to staying young is to eat well, exercise regularly, and lie about your age.

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Have some hilarious and funny birthday card messages to share? Feel free to comment below and share your thoughts.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

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Age is a number and yours is unlisted. – By Unknown

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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – By Jack Benny

Funny Messages for Birthday

Each year it seems that the four seasons always cycle your hair, but it seems that lately, it’s only winter season up there. Is it dye-ing? LOL. Happy birthday!

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No, I didn’t say you’re getting “cold this spinach day”. I said you’re getting old for this special day. See, you didn’t even hear me right. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Quotes, Funny Birthday Sayings

Quotes and sayings can also be your funny birthday message. You can pick the most suitable funny birthday quotes and include to your greetings. Just be careful in choosing as to not offend the birthday celebrant. Here, we collected and compiled some of the best and wackiest funny birthday quotes and sayings that you can use.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – By H. Prochnow

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Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – By Daniel Francois Esprit Auber

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A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – By Unknown Author

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They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – By Malcolm Cowley

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – By Mark Twain

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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. – By Unknown Author

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – By Charles Schultz