Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry.

The Amish are peaceful people. They don't watch television, chat on the phone, gossip about soap operas or wear make-up. They have quaint, old-fashioned clothes, live on isolated farms and grow peculiar beards - even the men. They've spent the whole of the 20th century living in the 17th century.

All of which makes the Punching Amish glove puppet so hugely enjoyable. It's like watching a shouting match in a Trappist monastery. The spring-loaded levers inside the glove enable our Amish heavyweight to deliver sharp jabs and swift uppercuts worthy of Muhammad Ali, while his head bobs around on a big wire spring. This pacifist turned pugilist stands 12 inches tall and is yours for just $9.95.