Friday, February 09, 2007

Rant

The other night I started writing down all sorts of things I didn't believe in in order to establish what I believe in.It's a bit like the Mark Twain story in which, after having been to the opening of a new hotel, he wrote in the papers that "about half the hotel staff seemed to be totally incompetent".After the hotel threatened the paper with legal action for libel, Twain had to revoke his statement and issued an article that stated that "about half the hotel staff seemed to be competent".Just to prove you can say the exact opposite and mean the same...

About Me

Felix Sputnik (or Michael Schlingmann, as his passport claims) lives in a small castle on a hill in South East London with his partner Miss Hathorn. She grows leeks and they both keep bees and chickens.