"Dude Eats Bacon"
Sometimes, I like to make specialized prayers, just in case.
Dear, Giant Pig In The Sky:
I humbly approach thee in prayer to thank thou for producing Earth pigs in thy image.
If thy earthly swine be made in thine image, your deliciousness truly knows no bounds.
However, if the consumption of thy worldly flesh offends thee, I request from thou a sign.
And now, Dr. Sign joins us to explain the many dangers of eating bacon.
Any sign at all.
Crap. Grease fire. Guess I should turn off that burner after I finish this delicious bacon.
Whoops!
Mmm... table bacon.
Title-text: It's best to play it safe when it comes to the unknown.

Haha This even has deep meaning if you think about it. It's like, no matter how many signs we see or epiphanies we have or how many times we are proven the Truth, we humans will always just do what we want.

This made me think of this commercial i saw for chicken nuggets where this chicken is eating the chicken nuggets and all i could think was: CANNIBALISM. Why would I want to buy cannibal chicken nuggets?