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I really don’t know what the premise of this ad is, but it seems to work since the front of my pants just exploded. And now I’m thirsty too.

By: miamidiesel

07.05.2011 @ 5:06 PM

I swear to God, if she’s with Kanye West I’m nuking everything. Human life will need to be put to a stop if shit like that is going down.

By: Homo Erectus

07.05.2011 @ 5:14 PM

Turns out Tits are refreshing.

By: FSJ

07.05.2011 @ 5:20 PM

Try everything, like being 15-year old Mark Zuckerberg and having a surprise staring contest with a supermodel at a beach resort!

By: thecursor

07.05.2011 @ 5:26 PM

I suppose this is a commercial for having sex with Kate Upton? If so, it’s a good commercial, really got the message across.

By: *fart noise*

07.05.2011 @ 5:35 PM

Excellent commercial. I would happily buy their boobs.

By: sevechild

07.05.2011 @ 6:04 PM

This reminds me of the Brian Posehn bit about chicks that are so hot it just pisses you off.

FUCK!

By: JeeroyLenkins

07.05.2011 @ 6:42 PM

The best part about her being so young is that we have a solid 15 or so years of her looking exactly like this and possibly taking some Blake Lively-esq pictures or making a sex tape. Here’s to the future.