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_________________"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least"

JayhawkBaiting Guru

Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5350

Posted:
Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:18 am

YW, it will be awhile before the package is sent out, as Melinda will be suspended from work on Monday. Using that kind of language in inter-office emails comes with some consequences.

It's all Cammy's fault.

edit - The latest from the lads. I asked them to write a note to Reverend D0ver, scan it and send it to me for inclusion in the Smurf delivery. They are starting to get a tad testy:

Quote:

Dear M3linda Babyj4y,

We do not need to write any note to Rev.Benjamin D0ver. Also, we do not have scanner here. Another is that we do not have funds to run any scan now. (Was that "scan" or "scam"?)

Altogether, the note you will write and include into the shipment is enough. We shall deliver the Smurf with your covering note. Remember to email us the shipment tracking numbers to enable us track the shipment here. Also, use DHL service. We hope you will understand our position.

Wish you all the best.

Rev.Miracl3 Charl3s Ndubu1si and Rev.Andr3w Ezek1el Om3zi

Wait a minute. They want the Smurf sent to them so they can hand deliver it to Reverend Ben? While the thought of two lads hacking their way through war infested Chad carrying a Smurf does intrigue me, I don't think it will work that way.

_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

I think they are waiting for the $2k that M3linda was going to send them before venturing to Bere. Looks like they are going to have to wait for at least a week.

Quote:

Dear TWAT employees

Over the past week you have probably noticed that we seem to have a bug in our computer system, and a non-TWAT member has been receiving our inter-office emails. This is a problem that IT is currently working on, and we hope to have a resolution soon.

You may have also noticed that Secretary M3linda B4byjay has engaged in an ongoing string of profanity-laced emails with the outsider that has been receiving our emails. These emails do not meet TWAT standards of professional conduct, and are entirely unacceptable.

Effective immediately M3linda B4byjay has been suspended for work for the period of one week. This suspension is not something that was done lightly, as discipline is never easy. But in this case we feel like it was justified, and was necessary for the greater glory of TWAT.

Ms. B4byjay has been sent home with orders not to return to work until Monday, August 18. At this time her responsibilities have not been reassigned. We are not aware of any activities that she was participating in that could not wait until she returned to work, as she did finish the shipment of Smurfs to Reverend D0ver before she left. Ms. B4byjay will not have access to any emails during her suspension.

We hope that you will all join Human Resources in prayer for Ms. B4byjay to mend her ways and return to work as a valued member of the TWAT team. If you have any questions please shoot me an email and I will be glad to answer them.

Yours in Christ
Mal3y 4myx
Director, Human Resources
TWAT Church

I for one think that you can get them to Bere. I'm guessing they will cool their heels for a week until M3linda gets back to work and can send them the money. Too bad that M3linda ain't going to make it back.

_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere

TitaniaHell on wheels

Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'

Posted:
Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:49 pm

Somebody might mention that today was Independence Day in Chad. They were part of the Great 1960 Independence Rush in Africa.

Dear Jean Claude Van Damme, We have received your email, we are waiting to receive a parcel we shall handover to Rev Benjamin Dover. Expect to receive us as soon as the parcel from USA arrived.Pls do confirm your telephone number +235 XXXX? even though the line is bad as you said it's very important. With kind regards,Rev.Miracle Charles Ndubuisi and Rev.Andrew Ezekiel Omezi

These guys are still in Chad. It's great. Just sitting there. Waiting. Doing nothing. Emailing Jean Claude Van Damme. I think we need to make a phone call with Van Damme.

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Neither Human Resources nor M3linda received an email from the lads yesterday. If nothing else I expected an email asking for the tracking number of the shipment.

They're hosed.

_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere

Last edited by Jayhawk on Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:13 pm; edited 1 time in total

Make sure that Van Damme asks the lads what he is supposed to do with all of the damn smurfs that are now cluttering up Dovers room.

_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.

i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles

_________________<a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YastrebDemented Opportunist

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15317
Location: Leading my wolf pack

Posted:
Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:11 pm

I'll keep quiet too - now if only I'd received them, I'd have something to stay quiet about...

_________________I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

I'll keep quiet three ... Those pics will cause me a sleepless night. Especially the last two look as if a swarm of flies were attacking after he removed his pants. In such hash conditions any dick would refuse to stand.

_________________E ku Ijiroro!

I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again.

DonatoBaiting Guru

Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2923

Posted:
Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:12 pm

I don't know what his mum's gonna be more p!ssed at...his nudey pics or finding out where her blouse went!!!

...With a photoshopped cover photo sent with the widest distribution to all lads as an all points bulletin, Kevin style.

EDIT: Maybe bait him again with a second hot chick so Anita has a good reason to burn him for infidelity?

chuggerMaster Baiter

Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123

Posted:
Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:25 am

the lad would be very annoyed if his picture should be printed in a gay magazine.

I would imagine he'd be even more annoyed if the magazine printed his email address and he started getting emails from a reader who happened to like what he saw- could get some quality angry insults from the lad if he gets emails from a few of his male "fans"

then of course, theres always the possibility of another magazine (maybe one aimed at women) getting in touch saying how great his photos are. If he could send samples of some more hard core pictures, they might be able to pay him a lot of money for exclusive rights to his future pictures. See how far he would go in a quest to become a male porn star- a picture of him standing naked next to a goat would be worth at least a couple of hundred thousand pounds!

So hard to imagine the original lads still stredded somewhere (unless I missed that page)!

Famous - I could imagine Phystme becoming very upset at finding a young Anita (lying about her age and really 14, say) getting such pornography through the email. He might send the pictures out to family showing what he was so upset about.

Or Anita might, if she found Famous being unfaithful in chat with another character, of course.

And the inter-office emails continue - I do hope they're reading at least some of them, there's some great creative writing going on!

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