About SneakyCaveman : I'll trade you a sharp rock and three small chickens for your cell phone.
That is my cat, he once kicked my friend in the chest, don't mess with my cat.
I like heavy music and don't like people who are judgmental of other people's music tastes.
That's about all you need to know.

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