Alien, Spring Breakers

Professionally speaking it’s unclear whether James Franco’s metal-mouthed ambassador from Planet Skeeze actually engages in pimp-work, but he certainly acts like it. From the first moment he’s on screen, the Riff Raff ripoff rubs his eyeballs all over his co-starlets’ bodies as he tries to coax them into his world of squalid wealth. If STD stood for ”stare-transmitted disease,” everyone in this movie would be infected. —Keith Staskiewicz