From The Drew Carey Show. A concoction of coffee and beer that Drew and the gang invented. The beer was brewed and packaged out of Drew’s garage in Cleveland. Appearance: Cleveland. Garage. Drew Carey. Palate: This is something I do not want near my lips. Overall: 2

From Kentucky Fried Movie (technically it’s not a TV show, but it’s the type of movie they play on TV.) Hare Krishna? More like “Beer Me! Krishna.” Appearance: flowing robe, no-fuss hairstyle Palate: No intoxicants, no illicit sex. Overall: 1

ALAMO BEER

From King Of The Hill. Hank Hill’s brand is pretty bland. It’s an homage to Lonestar, the "National Beer Of Texas." Appearance: nondescript, plain, chubby. Palate: warm, familiar, repetitive, dull. Overall: 4 (Guys in an alley)

EDGE

From Beavis and Butthead. These two only binge on only the finest. Appearance: lightbulb shaped skulls, misleading packaging. Palate: uncontrollable laughter, tingles the braces. Overall: 2