Professor Gosset's test says I will live to be about 83, which is much more optimistic than I would have guessed. Not sure that that's entirely good news, given the current state of research on my diseases, but there's nowhere to go but up, right?

The Gosset survey doesn't appear to work well if you are an Asian or Hispanic American. Selecting non-white vs white dropped my life expectancy estimate by five years, but Asian Americans and Hispanic Americans tend to outlive white Americans.