This is a very high production value video introducing Red Rex Velvet, a mustachioed supervillain who wants to rid the city of Seattle of Phoenix Jones and the rest of the vigilante superheroes running around spraying people with mace or whatever the hell those basketcases do. The video is actually pretty good, dude's mustache sucks, but I would drink whatever drink that is that shoots sparks out of it the whole time. I bet that stuff gets you CRUNK. Because one time at a barbeque I drank a beer that somebody had put out their cigarette in, and let me tell you -- I got WOOZY. Then I swallowed the butt and puked on the grill.

Hit the jump for the how about all you superzeros just kill each other the same time and we call it a day?

Thanks to Jason Megatron B., sam and LOgic, who don't care who wins the fight just as long as they don't have to hear about them again.