Profil & Mamba Condoms

Glenn & HankGlenn: “We consume a shit-load of condoms every year.”Hank: “You might even say we have a little condom fetish.”Glenn: “We always bring our own condoms to all the play parties we attend. And there are always buckets full of our favorite rubbers available at our house when we are the hosts of a party.”Hank: “We simply can’t get behind barebacking. I know a lot of guys are doing it these days, but Glenn and I stand firm.”Glenn: “We play with a lot of people and there’s simply no way of knowing where they’ve all been or what they’ve all been doing. So the path of the least resistance is a love glove; plain and simple!”Hank: “When you find a good condom; one that fits and that’s comfortable; well, it’s like wearing nothing at all.Profil is one such condom. It fits me perfectly, it’s super sheer and it has a nice reservoir tip; all the things I look for in a rubber.”Glenn: “I second that! I like the Mamba style. It’s a lot like Profil, but it’s yellow.”Hank: “Glenn likes yellow because he’s a piss queen.”Glenn: “That’s not the only reason I like yellow. But yeah, he’s right about me bein a big piss queen.”Hank: “These condoms are made in Sweden; they’re silky and pre-lubed. The contour is great too. It’s snug right under my dickhead.”Glenn: “The O!Zone people are the exclusive American importer of these superior RFSU condoms.”Hank: “Oh, and about the vegan thing. While I never thought much about this before; it does make sense. So here’s the deal, the Vegan Action Foundation certifies that no animal products of any kind were used in the manufacturing of these condoms nor were any animals used in product testing.”Glenn: “Use these condoms and make yours a greener, cruelty-free fuck.”Hank: “You can’t beat that with a stick. Buy some today!”