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The Marriage Conversation Again

Lately I’ve been wondering whether Frank and I are being stupid for not getting married. I worry that I’m making a major life decision (or not making it, rather) out of spite. I swore up and down when I was younger that I’d never get married and the thought of proving right those people who said, “Oh you’ll change your mind” galls me. Not that I still know any of them. Well, except my mom, but she would only gloat a little bit.
I just don’t know how to do a cost-benefit analysis for this thing any more (I suppose some people would say the fact that I think of it in those terms means maybe I’m constitutionally not a marriage person but that’s another issue entirely.)

1. Britt's makeup

Where does this girl get her makeup that she can cry that much and still look that annoyingly good?

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2. Carly is kind of mean!

Carly was one of my favorites, but she kind of came off as a bully on the Women Tell All. Don't get me wrong ... I still think she's hilarious.

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3. Britt still seems like she's lying.

There's something about her … that's just not trustworthy. The fact that she's an actress doesn't help. She seems to be a really good one. Also, her tears stop too immediately to be real.

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4. Kelsey is still the worst.

She still can't comprehend why she sucks. I thought that she would actually come off as a real human being on the live show, but she still came off as an a*shole. I guess even editing can't be to blame for Kelsey.

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5. Juelia shut Kelsey down.

... And it was perfection. We didn't hear from her really all season and she killed it on the reunion.

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6. Ashley I. is also kind of awesome.

She literally does not care what anyone thinks about her, and while she seemed catty on the show, it takes a lot to say exactly how you feel.

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7. Ashley S. is super weird IRL.

She's kind of hilarious though. Apparently she now grows onions … in Brooklyn.

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8. Ashley S. on Bachelor in Paradise!

Please God, let this happen … immediately.

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9. Kaitlyn had no jokes.

For the first time … Kaitlyn had nothing snarky to say. That interview pretty much solidified her for the next Bachelorette.

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10. Chris made it through a sentence!

For the first time all season…

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11. Chris' laugh sounds like a dolphin.

We knew it was annoying, but now we know Chris' doppelgänger.

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Where does this girl get her makeup that she can cry that much and still look that annoyingly good?