whacka wrote:Since we still don't have any poalls I'm gonna make one of my own: you tell me if I'm an asshole for the sick satisfaction that I derive out of my new commute practice.

So during my commute, there's a two lane road that converges into one lane, and that one lane has a left turn that a lot of people take, which cuts across oncoming traffic. For this reason, the left turn lane fills up with people waiting for traffic to clear and spills into the single lane, which backs up into the two-lane area causing a huge line that goes back for a long while. Since it's rush hour, everyone knows it's coming and gets over to the proper lane, but there are always those assholes that see the line forming and race alongside it anyway, driving right up until the lanes merge and then forcing their way in, effectively cutting the line. To get my petty revenge, I've begun positioning my car between the two lanes once I've hit the line, so people have to get in behind me if they want to get in at all. At most it cuts like 40 seconds from my commute because it stops only a handful of cars from cutting me in line (since people don't do it all that often), but I get a weird satisfaction from playing road vigilante.

Just thought I'd share, since I'm gonna do it again in an hour

This is amazing! I do this all the time and it always brings satisfaction!