Are you middle-aged, cash-poor, and hate your face? Then you're perfect for some TV show for which ABC is casting right now about "stem-cell face lifts." The network is seeking guinea pigs to undergo an on-air procedure that involves having stem cells taken from one area of the body—via liposuction from a fatty site like a rear end—and injected into the face. (Making the patient a literal butthead.) Didn't Samantha have this same exact thing done on an episode of Sex and the City? [NY Post]