They fark you at the theatre, okay? They fark you at the theatre! They know you've paid for a ticket before you find out you got farked! They know you're not gonna get up and leave, they don't care. So who gets farked? Ol' Tarquinn! Okay, sure! I don't give a fark! I'm not watching this movie, okay?

gopher321:Let's really shake things up: the crazy cop should be a parapalegic, wheelchair-bound, homosexual, asian woman who's a lousy shot, and the straight cop should be white, short, bald, f-ing ugly, lives alone, not that smart, and has a pet tarantula called Bojangles.

They should drive a modified Ford Econoline van, obey the traffic laws, and when they finally meet Joe Pesci, shoot him in the head.

Let's really shake things up: the crazy cop should be a parapalegic, wheelchair-bound, homosexual, asian woman who's a lousy shot, and the straight cop should be white, short, bald, f-ing ugly, lives alone, not that smart, and has a pet tarantula called Bojangles.

They should drive a modified Ford Econoline van, obey the traffic laws, and when they finally meet Joe Pesci, shoot him in the head.