Kevin Thomas McCarthy, 31. / Special to Juice

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By keeping busy with office work, meetings and harassing my friends on Gchat.

Q: After brunch with your friend Jessica you said you are more creeped out by Jeremy Irons than ever before. How so?

We watched “Dead Ringers” with Jeremy Irons as identical twins who are also gynecologists. There is disembowelment involved and creepy twin touching. As a twin myself, I don’t approve of perpetuating stereotypes of creepy twin affection and disembowelment.

Q: Last month you started a Friday with 550 sit-ups. Is that normal for you?

It is pretty normal. I try to make it to the gym or go for a run daily. If I may quote “Legally Blonde”: “Working out gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people don’t kill their husbands.” It’s better to be happy and healthy than in jail or on the lam.