Stung by the destruction of the once-mighty Apokalypse Krawler, the Legavan Empire mounts a surprise attack on a Jerk stronghold, hoping to catch Those Jerks and their godlike ruler, S'Lark, off-guard. Unfortunately (for the Jerks), S'Lark chose that moment to go on a business trip, and so was not present to witness the appearance of a fully-equipped Legavan assault force...

Those Jerks wait to fend off attackers from their mighty fort. They are prepared to meet an attack with numerous infantry units, a newly-repaired Self-Propelled Artillery unit, an armored deployment truck with mounted turret, a Sentinel-class light mech, and a stolen Sentry hardsuit, in addition to various wall-mounted weaponry.

Another look at the defenders.

Here's a look at the Sentry hardsuit.

Here is one of the Legavan Empire's medium mechs, a Hunter-class decked out in the garish colors of the Astarte Brigade.

The second mech, a Cinch-class.

The Hunter-class makes the first move, firing two rockets to blow off the armored truck's turret.

The Jerk heroine blows her first assailant's head off, but is killed by one of his comrades.

At this point, it was pretty much over. The Legavan hovercraft came level with the Jerks' wall and its passengers laid waste to the defenders on the wall top with some truly devastating attack rolls.

Recap:
This battle came out a little more one-sided than I expected. Ah well, a good slaughter is enjoyable now and then. The sole purpose for this particular war was to wreck some of my older models so that I could get started on some new projects, and, well, it worked.

Thanks! Originally I didn't intend to start a campaign, but it's turning out that way. Those Jerks are just about eliminated now though... I'll have a final battle between the Legavan Empire and S'Lark's last reserves, then I'll have to find a new enemy.