Nice scientists went to all the trouble of inventing a new diet drug called Contrave and now the FDA comes in at the very end after everything is done and says no, you can't sell that, it might kill people. How would the FDA feel if its own mother were fat?

New research says that kids gain weight after having their tonsils removed. Duh, because of ice cream. Their parents give them ice cream after that. I don't know if the ice cream is covered in the research or not.

Here's a story about guys who go to baseball fantasy camp but eventually get so old that they can't even play baseball on a fantasy camp level and then they have to stop going to baseball fantasy camp. That'll never be us, we'll be young forever and ever.