1) Liverpool fans will be utterly beside themselves with grief after Andrei Arshavin scored four at Anfield on Tuesday, so they may like to remember better times. To be specific, 1982, whenIan Rush scored four goals away from home too – and at Everton to boot. "Rush scored one/ Rush scored two/ Rush scored three/ And Rush scored four/ Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na," go the lyrics, which unlike You'll Never Walk Alone will never be co-opted by Celtic fans. Partly because Ian Rush never played for them, partly because they're set to the tune of The Sash>.