Saturday, December 13, 2008

Miss Beatrice,The church organist,Was in her eightiesAnd had never been married.She was admired for her sweetnessAnd kindness to all.One afternoon the pastorCame to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,The young ministerNoticed a cute glass bowlSitting on top of it.

The bowl was filledWith water,And in the waterFloated, of all things, a condom!When she returnedWith tea and scones,They began to chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiosityAbout the bowl of water and its strange floater,but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.'Miss Beatrice', he said,'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'Pointing to the bowl.'Oh, yes,' she replied,'Isn't it wonderful?I was walking throughThe Park a few months agoAnd I found this little packageOn the ground.The directions saidTo place it on the organ,Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.Do you knowI haven't had the fluAll winter.'LOL!