Everybody shouts on I Love LucyPee Wee reads the evening newsA pre-owned song or a second-hand UziEverybody got a job to loseHere come the golden oldiesHere come the HizbollahBusinessmen from South MiamiHumming AOR

Meanwhile...

I like Cal and his dog NapalmI like Ike and his itty-bitty A-bombEverybody got one, I want mineYou can order it up on Channel NineMeanwhile, in the Sheraton,Doctor Jeep plays on and on and onThere was a time but it's long goneJanie got a crush on the Viet CongBurning through downtown SaigonMe, I'm sold - down the MekongMeanwhile, in the Sheraton,Doctor Jeep plays on and on and onGuns and cars and accidentsThe threatened witness my defenceYou can sell one another for fifteen centsWell bye-bye mother, it's common senseMeanwhile, in the Sheraton,Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on

Everybody shouts on I Love LucyPee Wee reads the evening newsA pre-owned song or a second-hand UziEverybody got a job to loseHere come the golden oldiesHere come the HizbollahBusinessmen from South MiamiHumming AORMeanwhile, in the Sheraton,Doctor Jeep plays on and on and on