Not discussed in this episode: cakes, quick breads, those French cookies Proust was always droning on about, Ashton Kutcher, pogs, George Washington (the dude, not the movie), yams, ThanksKilling (dir. Jordan Downey), and Izzy Stradlin.

Thanks for stopping by, and from all of us at The Book Report and The Millions, have a happy Thanksgiving. Unless you’re in Canada. You had your shot in October. Not everything’s about you, all right?