John McCain: It's too bad the tape ended just at that moment. I was about to say, "...but that would be badong!"

Sarah Palin: It would?

John McCain: Shh! Uh, yes, officer... I realized that when I watched American History X! You think I want to get sent to prison and anally gang raped again like I was in Viet N-- I mean, anally gang-raped for my first time ever?