I had to use an online/chat help center this morning. At the conclusion of the conversation, I was asked:

8:45:27 AM Andrea N. Before I let you go, is there anything else I can assist you with?

Very nice and good business. I politely responded - no that was it.

And in what was, I'm sure broken English the Tech Representative responded:

8:45:57 AM Andrea N. Thank you for using xxxxxx, I hope you have a day ahead.

So from now on, I am NO LONGER going to wish folks a good day, or anything with any sort of positive adjective, just simply: I hope you have a day ahead. The converse of that is what? You DON'T have a day ahead? That would suck.

I have incorporated some of those help systems for a few of my clients. When you install the software for a rep, they have a dashboard, and they click on buttons that insert canned responses. They don't type that stuff out. So sometimes it is very easy to tell when they DO actually type.