Happy Friday, friends! This week’s PCC has it all: Betrayal! Vomit! Upside-down twerking! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Us Weekly.

Dum-dum-da-dummies

This week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian provided yet another example in the art of subtlety. Remember how torturous the nine months of tracking Kim’s pregnancy were? Yeah well, brace yourself, and times that by 10 for these impending nuptials.

Yeezus, take the wheel, indeed.

Kiss off

“American Idol” alum and “Smash” star Katharine McPhee was spotted kissing a man in L.A. this week. One tiny glitch: he’s not her husband, and she in turn is not his wife.

To make it even seedier and more cliché, he’s her former “Smash” director. Man, Kristen Stewart really is more of a trendsetter than I give her credit for.

Friendly skies

It was reported this week that ab-tastic Ryan Reynolds took his shirt off mid-flight, from New Orleans to Los Angeles, after another passenger became ill and vomited on him.

Flight attendants helped by giving him napkins…very…very…slowly.

Rock on

In a new promo for her show, “Betty White’s Off Their Rockers,” the 91-year-old comedian proved once again she can do anything better than the rest of us.

Don’t try this at home

An Atlanta high school cheerleader set a new Guinness World Record for consecutive backflips — doing 44 at a recent game.

Ahh yes, said Rihanna, but can you twerk upside down? Way to keep it classy, Barbados.