Feisty Bride Posts Reasons You're Not Invited to Her Wedding

You probably didn't want to go anyway.

Need a good way to shrink the guest list for your wedding? Just offend everyone you know on Facebook.

A Redditor shared one bride's post that explains precisely why you likely weren't invited to her wedding. You know, just so nobody gets "butt hurt."

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Harsh! But what's truly confusing is her postscript. Who would plan to show up to a wedding without an invite? Plus, according to the user who posted this, "her next status update was about guests booking their hotel room soon. But how will I know to book if I don't even know I am on the list?" At this point, it's probably safe to assume you're not welcome.

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