Sam skips out of the room, again leaving Ralph dumbfounded, but this time holding eggs and milk.

– –

One week later.

Sam had been finding some success in real estate, leaving Ralph a little conflicted. His own numbers were down this week, mostly because Sam had accounted for around 20% of his arrests. Sure Ralph didn’t love Sam’s drug addiction, but he didn’t know this new Sam. He had drive and passion for his work. Just yesterday he had caught Sam networking on popular professional social media website LinkedIn.

Ralph is on his computer.

Ralph: “Come on… Sam has to be doing something bad… let’s check the history. What’s this? LinkedIn, LinkedIn, LinkedIn! This is awful!”

Sam steps in.

Sam: “Hey Ralph!—“

Ralph: “Buddy.”

Sam: “Listen Buddy. I can’t go to the game tonight. I could be closing on a huge deal.”

Ralph: “Oh yeah. Awesome. Are you closing with some of your awesome LinkedIn buddies?”

Sam: “What? Oh Buddy no, LinkedIn isn’t for meeting potential clients, it’s for career networking. Although that wouldn’t be a bad idea.” (Sam winks at the camera) “Listen, you’ll get yours. Just keep your head down, work hard, and you can do anything in life.”