This little baby is ah-maz-ing. Like, blow my hair back amazing. Like, how did I ever masturbate without it amazing. It’s compact, it’s adorable looking, and oh look, it’s waterproof!

Just some specs on this turbo tickler:

Waterproof

Phthalate-free material

Cordless recharging dock (Wave of the future!)

5 pulsations and 3 intensity settings

Each “bunny ear” vibrates independently

Now, I am not going to lie. I am a little biased on this guy. I am what you call, ahem, sensitive, and I looked around forever trying to find a toy that could be used solo or with a partner, that wasn’t so damned intense it would make me jump out of the bed. There is a direct and indirect way to stimulate a woman’s clitoris, and I am definitely an indirect girl! This toy is perfect for that, as each little finger can be placed on either side of the pleasure pearl!

Don’t think I’ve forgotten about the men, either. This toy seems built to tease and torment a man’s love gun. It’s perfect for the frenulum (that little piece of skin on the underside of your cock) or to run up and down the shaft until you just can’t take it anymore. There’s a little something for everyone in this toy. It’s cute, non-threatening, and fits in the palm of your hand. You can even take it in the shower for some sexy, sudsy time.

Just because this little guy is a favorite of mine, doesn’t mean it’s not without its flaws. The battery life is no better than your average smart phone, which means if you use it for more than half an hour it’ll be dead by dawn. The charger is nice, as it’s just a little cradle to hold the thing in, but it’s finicky. You have to put it juuuuuussst right or else it won’t charge. This toy also has a sensor built in it (what is it with me and smart vibes?) that when the little nubs up top are pressed against something or maneuvered around the vibration changes. This is actually a bit annoying to me, and I thought the thing had broke on me until someone from the company explained that little detail to me. They do have a 3 year warranty, which is great, but blast if I ever keep my receipts!

Final verdict? A-. Fix the charging issue, and for the love of all that is sexy do something about that “smart sensor”. This could very well be the perfect toy. Oh, and make it come in a rainbow of colors, if you would. I like to coordinate my sex toys.