Note that thanks to MLB’s draconian blackout rules and the Royals stubbornly insisting on keeping this a night game, this one falls directly into MLB’s national exclusivity window. Thus, the game will not be seen live on TV and will be shown tape delayed at 10 PM on Fox Sports Detroit. You can hear it on the radio, and be sure to follow Walkoff Woodward on Twitter for live in-game updates.

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