Left Behind Leaves NRO Critic Cold

Meanwhile, a slithery Eurostud named Nicolae Carpathia (Gordon Currie), perhaps the only naturally blond Romanian on the planet, takes over the United Nations, and starts throwing his Antichrist weight around. Like the dainty Cameron, poor Currie is far too young to have been cast in such a weighty role. Imagine: The Great Beast, 666, the Satanic counterfeit of Jesus Christ, has all the gravitas of a college-student waiter at the Outback Steakhouse. World domination, the martyrdom of millions, the establishment of a Satanic dynasty, and the final Armageddon? Fine, mister â€” but first, bring me my damn Blooming Onion.

The topical hook here is that the producer of this film has been signed by Sony as a producer on their big Bible epic, The Resurrection.