Someone criticised me the other day
for paying £27 for a pair of Nike trainers. Apparently I shouldn't be able to afford such 'luxuries' while supporting a family. I LOL'd.
(Two Hats, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:02,
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I was running a tab in the pub last night,
instead of having to fuck about with money everytime i went to the bar, and one of the guys i was with told me that i shouldn't be able to afford to run a tab on my wages.
(This Pig was made for walkingand also bacon and sausages., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:03,
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yeah,
although he is one of those people who always seems to have an unneccesarily large amount of cash in his wallet, and makes sure you notice. Dickhead basically.
(This Pig was made for walkingand also bacon and sausages., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:10,
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Cool.
Point him out to me when I come up.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:19,
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are you actually coming up,
or is this one of those times i shower and shave for no reason?
(This Pig was made for walkingand also bacon and sausages., Wed 9 May 2012, 11:38,
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I really would like to.
You get red kites round your way, don't you?I just can't imagine when I will have the time at the mo' though.And I can't imagine I'd genuinely be wanted. No one likes me anymore.
(baldmonkeya frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:46,
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I fucking loathe you
but I'll come with you if you want company.
(Two Hats, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:47,
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we have red kites fucking everywhere,
if you want, we can go to my dads house and feed the fuckers (we're not supposed to feed them, but it's pretty cool)Bring the little fat bald one and the giant one with you.
(This Pig was made for walkingand also bacon and sausages., Wed 9 May 2012, 12:03,
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