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Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in?
A: The living room!
Q: Why was the doctor always angry?
A: Because he had no patients and would lose his temper!
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: "Is it just me, or does something smell around here?"
Q: Who can hold up a bus with just one hand?
A: A police officer!
Q: What did the cake say to the knife?
A: "You wanna piece of me?"
Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: "Let's get together and make some cents out of this!"
Q: What do ghosts like to eat?
A: Grave-y and boo-berry pie!
Q: What type of star goes to jail?
A: A shooting star!
Q: What did the mother volcano say to the baby volcano?
A: "I lava you!"
Q: What did the witch put in her hair?
A: Scarespray!
Q: Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed?
A: To feed his night-mare!
Q: What is a math teacher's favorite candy?
A: Measure-mints!
Q: What do smart birds like to study?
A: Owl-gebra!
Q: What do bees wear to school?
A: Yellow jackets!
Q: What did the paper towel say to the other paper towel?
A: "These people keep on ripping me off!"
Q: What is a centipede's favorite toy?
A: Leg-os!
Q: Why was the police officer working in bed?
A: He wanted to be an undercover cop!
Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A: You Poke-em-on!
Q: What is a dog's favorite movie?
A: The Wizard of Paws!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: "You look flushed!"
Q: What fish like to come out at night?
A: Starfish!
Q: What kind of transportation do fleas use?
A: The greyhound bus!
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you!
Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in?
A: The living room
Q: Why was the doctor always angry?
A: Because he had no patients and would lose his temper!
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: "Is it just me, or doessomething smell around here?"
Q: Who can hold up a bus with just one hand?
A: A police officer!
Q: What did the cake say to the knife?
A: "You wanna piece of me?"
Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: "Let's get together and make some cents out of this!"
Q: What do ghosts like to eat?
A: Grave-y and boo-berry pie!
Q: What type of star goes to jail?
A: A shooting star!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Q: Who's the best dancer at a monster party?
A: The boogey man!
Q: Why did the boy stare at the automobile's radio?
A: He wanted to watch a car-tune!
Q: What has teeth but never eats?
A: A comb!
Q: What's a cheerleader's favorite color?
A: Yeller!
Q: When is an apple not an apple?
A: When it's a pineapple!
Q: How many knees do people have?
A: 4. Your left knee, your right knee, and your two kid-knees!
Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!
Q: What's the worlds fastest fish?
A: A motor-pike!
Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
A: "I hope I didn't quack any!"
Q: Which building has the most stories?
A: The library!
Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk?
A: R-2 P-U!
Q: How did the hammerhead shark do on his test?
A: He nailed it!
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you!
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What type of music do balloons hate?
A: Pop!
Q: What animal drops from the sky?
A: Rain-deer!
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe?
A: Stinkerbell!
Q: What did the plate say to the spoon?
A: "Dinner's on me!"
Q: Why do cats love Christmas?
A: Because they get to meet Santa Claws!
Q: What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
A: A hippo-spot-amus!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in?
A: The living room!
Q: What did the mother volcano say to the baby volcano?
A: "I lava you!"
Q: What did the witch put in her hair?
A : Scarespray!
Q: Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed?
A: To feed his night-mare!
Q: What is a math teacher's favorite candy?
A: Measure-mints!
Q: What do smart birds like to study?
A: Owl-gebra!
Q: What do bees wear to school?
A: Yellow jackets!
Q: What did the paper towel say to the other paper towel?
A: "These people keep on ripping me off!"
Q: What is a centipede's favorite toy?
A: Leg-os!
Q: Why was the police officer working in bed?
A: He wanted to be an undercover cop!
Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A: You Poke-em-on!
Q: What is a dog's favorite movie?
A: The Wizard of Paws!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: "You look flushed!"
Q: What fish like to come out at night?
A: Starfish!
Q: What kind of transportation do fleas use?
A: The greyhound bus!
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you!
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What type of music do balloons hate?
A: Pop!
Q: What is a animal that drops from the sky?
A: A raindeer!
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in?
A: The living room
Q: Why was the doctor always angry?
A: Because he had no patients and would lose his temper!
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: "Is it just me, or does something smell around here?"
Q: Who can hold up a bus with just one hand?
A: A police officer!
Q: What did the cake say to the knife?
A: "You wanna piece of me?"
Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: "Let's get together and make some cents out of this!"
Q: What do ghosts like to eat?
A: Grave-y and boo-berry pie!
Q: What type of star goes to jail?
A: A shooting star!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Q: Who's the best dancer at a monster party?
A: The boogey man!
Q: Why did the boy stare at the automobile's radio?
A: He wanted to watch a car-tune!
Q: What has teeth but never eats?
A: A comb!
Q: What's a cheerleader's favorite color
A: Yeller!
Q: When is an apple not an apple?
A: When it's a pineapple!
Q: How many knees do people have?
A: 4. Your left knee, your right knee, and your two kid-knees!
Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!
Q: What's the worlds fastest fish?
A: A motor-pike!
Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
A: "I hope I didn't quack any!"
Q: Which building has the most stories?
A: The library!
Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk?
A: R-2 P-U!
Q: How did the hammerhead shark do on his test?
A: He nailed it!
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you!
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What type of music do balloons hate?
A: Pop!
Q: What animal drops from the sky?
A: Rain-deer!
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe?
A: Stinkerbell!
Q: What did the plate say to the spoon?
A: "Dinner's on me!"
Q: Why do cats love Christmas?
A: Because they get to meet Santa Claws!
Q: What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
A: A hippo-spot-amus!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in?
A: The living room!
Q: What did the mother volcano say to the baby volcano?
A: "I lava you!"
Q: What did the witch put in her hair?
A : Scarespray!
Q: Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed?
A: To feed his night-mare!
Q: What is a math teacher's favorite candy?
A: Measure-mints!
Q: What do smart birds like to study?
A: Owl-gebra!
Q: What do bees wear to school?
A: Yellow jackets!
Q: What did the paper towel say to the other paper towel?
A: "These people keep on ripping me off!"
Q: What is a ipede's favorite toy?
A: Leg-os!
Q: Why was the police officer working in bed?
A: He wanted to be an undercover cop!
Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A: You Poke-em-on!
Q: What is a dog's favorite movie?
A: The Wizard of Paws!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: "You look flushed!"
A: Starfish!
Q: What fish like to come out at night?
Q: What kind of transportation do fleas use?
A: The greyhound bus!
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you!
Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in?
A: The living room
Q: Why was the doctor always angry?
A: Because he had no patients and would lose his temper!
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?
A: "Is it just me, or doessomething smell around here?"
Q: Who can hold up a bus with just one hand?
A: A police officer!
Q: What did the cake say to the knife?
A: "You wanna piece of me?"
Q: What did one penny say to the other penny?
A: "Let's get together and make some cents out of this!"
Q: What do ghosts like to eat?
A: Grave-y and boo-berry pie!
Q: What type of star goes to jail?
A: A shooting star!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Q: Who's the best dancer at a monster party?
A: The boogey man!
Q: Why did the boy stare at the automobile's radio?
A: He wanted to watch a car-tune!
Q: What has teeth but never eats?
A: A comb!
Q: What's a cheerleader's favorite color
A: Yeller!
Q: When is an apple not an apple?
A: When it's a pineapple!
Q: How many knees do people have?
A: 4. Your left knee, your right knee, and your two kid-knees!
Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!
Q: What's the worlds fastest fish?
A: A motor-pike!
Q: What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
A: "I hope I didn't quack any!"
Q: Which building has the most stories?
A: The library!
Q: What do you get when you cross a robot and a skunk?
A: R-2 P-U!
Q: How did the hammerhead shark do on his test?
A: He nailed it!
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you!
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What type of music do balloons hate?
A: Pop!
Q: What animal drops from the sky?
A: Rain-deer!
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't bathe?
A: Stinkerbell!
Q: What did the plate say to the spoon?
A: "Dinner's on me!"
Q: Why do cats love Christmas?
A: Because they get to meet Santa Claws!
Q: What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
A: A hippo-spot-amus!
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic Pork!
Q: What is the one room a ghost can't go in?
A: The living room!
Q: What did the mother volcano say to the baby volcano?
A: "I lava you!"
Q: What did the witch put in her hair?
A : Scarespray!
Q: Why did the boy take a bale of hay to bed?
A: To feed his night-mare!
Q: What is a math teacher's favorite candy?
A: Measure-mints!
Q: What do smart birds like to study?
A: Owl-gebra!
Q: What do bees wear to school?
A: Yellow jackets!
Q: What did the paper towel say to the other paper towel?
A: "These people keep on ripping me off!"
Q: What is a centipede's favorite toy?
A: Leg-os!
Q: Why was the police officer working in bed?
A: He wanted to be an undercover cop!
Q: How do you get Pikachu on the bus?
A: You Poke-em-on!
Q: What is a dog's favorite movie?
A: The Wizard of Paws!
Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: "You look flushed!"
Q: What fish like to come out at night?
A: Starfish!
Q: What kind of transportation do fleas use?
A: The greyhound bus!
Q: What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: I have a bone to pick with you!
Q: What do snakes use to cut paper?
A: Scissss-ors!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
Q: What type of music do balloons hate?
A: Pop!
Q: What is a animal that drops from the sky?
A: a raindeer!