Racial Stereotypes All Proven True

A task force reports that cops who get shot by other cops are often victims of—well, "race may play a role in an officer's instantaneous assessment." Color us shocked! Any other news today that reinforces conventional stereotypes even more?

"70% of African-American children and 58% of Hispanic children have little or no swimming ability, compared with 40% of Caucasian children." Black folks can't swim! White people think all blacks are criminals, even if they're actually cops! All the stereotypes are true! Next they'll probably tell us that Mexicans really eat tortillas.