"why are you wearing a man dress? i thought those were for girls?"
-An anonymous five year old who i was teaching to ski asking me about my tall t
"skiing is so masculine that it needs to be counteracted by a touch of femininity."
-the old gaper guy next to the lesson i was teaching in the lift line

pros follow skiierman around
-D.Brown
Skierman is the truth
-Camo_Chameleon
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
-sgt.messysquirrels
Skiierman's dirty little secret is that he is the iota of truth.
-P-face
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
-freeski511

"why are you wearing a man dress? i thought those were for girls?"
-An anonymous five year old who i was teaching to ski asking me about my tall t
"skiing is so masculine that it needs to be counteracted by a touch of femininity."
-the old gaper guy next to the lesson i was teaching in the lift line

how else are terrible park skiers like me going to progress without our boxes?

spraypaint "SLUT" on her garage door and then piss in her bed while she sleeps. chicks love that shit.
"i dont spin. i just go straight off the feature and then let the wind blow me how it wants to."- NativeClothing

"You put on your boots, click into your bindings,
dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter
that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way
trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours."

then again, they are kinda slutty, but i dont look at it that way, more like an opportunity that you need to put forth minimal effort to gain the full advantage of