It's not easy to come up with a volcano name that forces people to sound like they've got something jammed down their throats, but someone's gotta do it. Here's the trick to doing it properly.

Reprinted with permission from Matthew Inman aka "The Oatmeal," a former web designer turned comic artist. You can see more of his work on The Oatmeal. Matthew is a one man operation, so be sure to check out posters and prints from his shop.