Big bad wolf huffs and puffs and blows Berkshire fence down

A big bad wolf has escaped from a sanctuary after huffing and puffing and blowing a fence down. Thames Valley police have issued a warning to residents in the vicinity of the Wolf Conservation Trust’s premises near Beenham in Berkshire regarding the escape. The warning is especially addressed to any members of the public who keep piglets.

An anonymous employee at the Trust claimed to have urged management to construct a new home for the big bad wolf made out of bricks following a previous escape from a flimsy straw enclosure. However, it was decided to house the big bad wolf behind a fence made of sticks instead.

Animal Capture UK, a company that specialises in capturing wild animals has been called in, and has reportedly built a trap. Built of brick, it apparently has a large chimney beneath which is a large cauldron of boiling water. It is understood that the trap will be operated by a bearded man, as it requires someone who has hair on their chinny chin chin.