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1) Alladin - Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend.Please, please, come closer-- Too close, a little too close. There.Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment...and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! Heh, heh. Look at...

2) American History X - It's 5:40 am and in about one minute I'm going to watch the sun come up. I don't know if I've ever done that. Anyway, we're going to try to pick things up, and start over. It won't be easy but we're all together again. And I feel good. I'm not sure if this...

3) American Psycho - Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more...

4) Austin Powers - Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly
self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy
and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute
named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would...

5) Austin Powers 2 - Okay. I have a vestigial tail. It's more of a nub, really.
The spine just goes on a little longer than it should. Also, I've dabbled.
I mean, perform fellatio once and you're a poet, twice and you're a homosexual.
I remember once I was being fisted by Sebastian Cabot- but here's where the
story gets...

6) Back to the Future - Let me show you how it works. First, you turn the time
circuits on. This readout tells you where you're going, this one tells you
where you are, this one tells you where you were. You input the
destination time on this keypad. Say, you wanna see...

7) Boyz N the Hood - S'up? Yo, cuz. I-I know why you got out of the car last night.
You shouldn't have been there in the first place. You don't want that sh!t
to come back to haunt you... I ain't been up this early in a long time. Turned
on the TV this morning. Had this...

8) Breakfast Club - Do you guys know what I did to get in here? I taped Larry
Lester's buns together. Yeah, you know him? Well then, you know how
hairy he is, right? Well, when they pulled the tape off, most of his
hair came off and some skin too. And the bizarre thing is, is that I did
it for...

9) Charlie & The Chocolate Factory - I congratulate you, little boy. Well done. You found the
fifth Golden Ticket. May I introduce myself. Arthur Slugworth, President
of Slugworth Chocolates, Incorporated. Now listen carefully because I'm
going to make you very rich indeed. Mr. Wonka is...

10) Fast and The Furious - You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car!
Granny shiftin', not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that
hundred shot of NOS didnt blow the welds on the...