Up in Smoke

A Rotisserie in a Briefcase

Well at least there’s this: you can now tailgate with a rotisserie grill in your briefcase.

Meet Carson Portable Rotisserie Grill, an indispensible new grill for those times when you
absolutely need a twirling chicken on the go, available now.

Imagine a standard silver briefcase—the kind typically used for transporting thousands of unmarked bills.
Then, combine it with a 4,000-inch grilling machine with seven rotating skewers, a charcoal tray and a car
outlet. It’s like a George Foreman grill you can carry to work.

So picture it: this weekend you have tickets to the Seattle game and it’s your turn to host the tailgate.
(Plus, your friend Nelly Cruz needs a pick-me-up.) That’s when you’ll want this.

After you’ve made it to JerryWorld and given your bouncers the VIP list, you’ll set this up: screw on
the legs, plug it into your car charger, fill up the tray, make the obligatory joke about skewering a
Seahawk. Then you’re ready to toss on your secret snack: bacon-wrapped bacon (the Inception of
tailgate food). You’ll watch as the bacon does beautiful 360s over the open flame. Finally, Cruz will
appear, and you’ll greet him with some grub.