Besides Rumble being fat our favorite crazy Brazilian is fighting this weekend. And you know what that means. Haha NO you don’t because you never know what is going to happen when he’s in there. So throw out a prediction if you think something odd or strange will happen Saturday night.

I think there will be some sort of submission confusion from holding it too long or not long enough. Or an illegal knee.

He’s gonna fuck up some guy’s leg and then say it was all in sport even though no one else has to do that shit. Then he’ll say he didn’t hear him or didn’t feel the tap. Then he’ll blame Jeebus for filling him with confusion about which way knees are supposed to point on filthy sinners.