Today sucks. Your iPhone just leapt out of your back pocket and into the toilet, your bus driver decided to take the day off, and you’re pretty sure the barista used off milk to make your coffee this morning. What the hell is going on?

Okay, I know that people will start a GoFundMe for just about anything these days, and it’s hard enough trying to come up with the funds to feed yourself let alone some stranger’s quest to visit every pancake house in Norway.

As a first gen Aussie, there’s no questions that I’m as balanda (non-Indigenous) as they come. With purely European blood running through my veins, my Australian identity is established though my absurd slang and classless ability to swear in all inappropriate situations.