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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

A female burglary victim deduced that a man must have broken into her North Charleston apartment because the toilet seat was left up.

The St. Johns Avenue resident was out of town for Easter and discovered the break-in when she returned Tuesday night and found the front door ajar, police said. A DVD and VCR were missing, according to a report. The burglar apparently left behind an empty 24-ounce soda bottle, police said.

I just don't understand the issue. A toilet seat is a binary device. Up. Down. If you want it up, open it. If you want it down, close it.

Why is it that those of us who can stand and aim must cater to thise who prefer to sit and if the seat is down, open it and then close it on completion in case the next user might want to sit rather than stand?

No, peeps in the microwave, I'm not that cruel. I bite their heads off the old fashioned way. Poor fishy day, jug!
Siouxie - working that water war into a blog post - hopefully done late tonight when the boys go to their dads and I can have a beer concentrate.

See jug, therein lies the problem. If I don't have the lid down then I don't want you to put the lid down when you use the toilet. My pal CG does that and I don't understand why he just can't put it back the way he found it! Why is that such a difficult concept?

What's a 'pola dot'? Not sure if I want to know, if it concerns jug's undies. The thong's already too much for me to envision.
I believe El is trying to start a potty war. Seat down, lid down, nuff said. Bring it on, grrrlfriend!

Nope; I was just checking out the POTUS Q&A. Darn "universal language" stickers; if it had writing on it, it would have been obviously upside down, butt it just had a Choke symbol and an arrow. Bastids!

No it's a new one I got when mine got stolen; haven't had any hurricanes, so it was still in the box. We now have electricity, hot and cold water, and lamps, and Christmas lights, and, well the campsite will be upscale. There are two recliners at the curb in my neighborhood, but cg drew the line at recliners.

Prop the lid up on the toilet, and you’ll die
Lord, you took my electronics, but you don’t wanna splash my thighs
Take my loot with a grin, you’ll be sad if I fall in
Prop the lid up on the toilet, and you’ll die

Just let good manners be your guiding light
Or you’ll burn in hell; you’ll feel those flames so bright
Fix that loo when you’re done, or I swear I’ll find you, son,
Put the lid down on the potty, or I’m gonna get my gun

Chorus

Don’t make the right selection, you won’t be doin’ time
You treat me with no respect, well, that’s a hangin’ crime