Now this makes me think of that song by Alanis Morissette "You Oughta Know" -- with the line of "would she go down on you in a theatre?" Although my similar experience of that predated the song by around 5 years when I lived in Seattle.

Basically the theater I went to with this girl was an older theater, it was in either Renton or in Kent -- if I remember correctly, it was a one screen theater but they had two movies back to back. I can't remember the first movie, but we both actually WATCHED that movie.

The second movie was called "Cookie" and early on we were making out, the next thing y'know, I was going down on her right there. There weren't many people at that particular movie, maybe 20 or so. So it wasn't full on sex/intercourse, but yeah. Still a good time. I think it was my first or second actual date with her too, I mentioned her before a couple of months ago on Dims in regards to interracial dating I believe.

Damn, she was hot.

Oh!

Another memory ... I also had sex with a fellow co-worker in the store's parking lot in her truck. Don't worry, it wasn't on company time, we had already punched out for lunch. I remember her making the comment "off the clock, now ON to your cock!" The comment was so intentionally lame which is why I still remember it. And yeah, we were dating, so it wasn't some one-night stand or anything.

Gee... I've done some pretty bad things in pretty odd places, and the theatre being just one of them. Hmmm...

I guess a nature walk and a religious camp would trump them all, lol. Not-so-good little Catholic girl meets not-so-good little Catholic boy and engage in not-so-Catholic activities in a dorm room of the Catholic building. lol.

As for the forest, it was tourist season and the nature trails were actively used. We found a wooden "camp" site with a couch outta wood right on the side of the trail. Laid down a blanket and got busy. We juuust got our clothes back on when a group of walkers were coming up to our spot.

I guess that's crazy. I'd add other locations but to me, those are the craziest spots.

In a hidden alcove at a club. I regret being so public about it (someone could have easily caught us or seen what we were doing, and, indeed, may have), but I was very drunk and definitely not using my best judgment at the time. The only other time I engaged in that kind of public action was on a deserted beach on the California coast, and we were largely hidden by cliffs and rocks. There were also no people around and we were miles from any houses, etc, so there was very little chance of being caught, unlike a dance club filled with other inebriated people.

The only other semi-public location I can remember was in the darkroom at an ex-boyfriend's place of work. He was showing me around and being so close in that small, warm space kind of turned us on. One thing led to another and we got busy in the darkroom.

Carla's story of getting nookie at a religious camp reminds me of an ex-boyfriend's story. When he was in high school, he was active in his church youth group, and the youth group arranged a tour of some private religious colleges around California. They were bussed around to several colleges, would get a tour, spend a night in the dorm rooms and then leave the next day. At one Lutheran college somewhere in SoCal, my ex and one of his friends ended up staying in the dorm room with a college freshman guy who was a former member of their church. Naturally, the dorms were segregated into boys' and girls' dorms, but around 2 a.m., several girls came knocking at the dorm room door, offering to have sex with the freshman guy and his two high school friends. My ex and his high school buddy were so nervous about the whole thing, they refused, but their college buddy took the girls up on their offer. Two of the girls hopped in bed with him, while my ex and his friend were sleeping on the floor, listening to their friend have sex with two women in the segregated dorm of a private Lutheran college. Who says public colleges are the only party schools?

Now this makes me think of that song by Alanis Morissette "You Oughta Know" -- with the line of "would she go down on you in a theatre?" Although my similar experience of that predated the song by around 5 years when I lived in Seattle.

Basically the theater I went to with this girl was an older theater, it was in either Renton or in Kent -- if I remember correctly, it was a one screen theater but they had two movies back to back. I can't remember the first movie, but we both actually WATCHED that movie.

The second movie was called "Cookie" and early on we were making out, the next thing y'know, I was going down on her right there. There weren't many people at that particular movie, maybe 20 or so. So it wasn't full on sex/intercourse, but yeah. Still a good time. I think it was my first or second actual date with her too, I mentioned her before a couple of months ago on Dims in regards to interracial dating I believe.

Damn, she was hot.

Oh!

Another memory ... I also had sex with a fellow co-worker in the store's parking lot in her truck. Don't worry, it wasn't on company time, we had already punched out for lunch. I remember her making the comment "off the clock, now ON to your cock!" The comment was so intentionally lame which is why I still remember it. And yeah, we were dating, so it wasn't some one-night stand or anything.

Ah, memories.

Whoa!! You're a freak!! I love it!!

As for me, in a crowded public park, in the pavillion.
That's all I'm gonna say about that....

Heh, I love answers like this. It reminds me of that line from Three Amigos when the woman says to Chevy Chase, "I was thinking later you could kiss me on the veranda," and Chase says, "on the lips would be fine."

LOL Its not the craziest place you COULD THINK OF doing it. Its the craziest place you ever really did it.

If you did it while ski diving i want to see video!

For me it was on what i guess you would call my honeymoon, We were just married I was very young and always horny (lol never grew out of that) and He was in the army, we were driving across the country from California to North Carolina. We had stopped several times along the road and fooled around but he didn't want to stop this time and i figured ok well give me mine So he preceded to masterbate me on hwy 40, after i was happy again I said that was kind of exciting, im glad no trucks passed by. LOL And he says oh crap thats why that truck stayed behind me and wouldn't pass.

Probably the most awkward place would have been later in our marriage, we came home kinda tipsy and i wanted it right then and there, We were both over 250 lbs but somehow we managed to do it in the drivers seat of my 97 ford Escort, Not a roomy car.

LOL Its not the craziest place you COULD THINK OF doing it. Its the craziest place you ever really did it.

If you did it while ski diving i want to see video!

In the interest of full disclosure we were already hooked up when we rolled out and it was definitely anticlimactic, if you get my drift. Unfortunately I'm so old the event predates small video cams but there are a few living witnesses, It's actually not even all that uncommon among veteran skydivers. I know at least two others who have partaken of that particular "slice of heaven". Makes the "mile high club" seem rather tame by comparison but I've also done that with a SSBBW in a private jet and it was MUCH nicer.

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When I was twenty-two me and this lass found a very quite dark corner of Wesminster Abbey, London, had a lot of heavy petting and then I somehow managed to talk the lass into having a shag there and then. I have to say the thrill of doing it on the floor with the chance of being caught was a real thrill.

The ex and I compiled a long list of places we felt we had the most adventurous sex at. Thinking back, they weren't outrageous, but when we were young we thought so. Anyway, this list included: The Museum of Natural History in Los Angeles, at my job, at his apartment's community pool in broad daylight, oh, and at a house that we broke into. (The house was actually a Downey Mansion, and it was under construction...and the cops were called, but still.)

Outdoors in a resort jacuzzi, in full view of the security cameras. We weren't the least bit subversive about it either. In fact, there were other people in the adjoining pool who caught on and joined us (in the jacuzzi, not our fun) when we finished. I seriously think they were hoping to join us in the fun though. LOL

When I was twenty-two me and this lass found a very quite dark corner of Wesminster Abbey, London, had a lot of heavy petting and then I somehow managed to talk the lass into having a shag there and then. I have to say the thrill of doing it on the floor with the chance of being caught was a real thrill.

BEST STORY EVER!!! Westminster Abbey?? No way! (Not that I disbelieve you; I'm just expressing my incredulosity.)

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Originally Posted by kristineirl

The ex and I compiled a long list of places we felt we had the most adventurous sex at. Thinking back, they weren't outrageous, but when we were young we thought so. Anyway, this list included: The Museum of Natural History in Los Angeles...

What I want to know is where in the Museum of Natural History? Not because I intend to take advantage of it, but I'm just curious. I've visited the Museum of Natural History many times and never found a place where I might feel comfortable doing the deed.

The apartment pool is another interesting one. Most of the places I've lived in LA have community pools. ...Makes me wonder what goes on in them when I'm not looking. I think I'd be too afraid of the neighbors seeing to do it in the pool.

Years ago, I almost did the deed with a boyfriend at a spa place that had private outdoor jacuzzis. The problem was, we were having a hard time getting situated in the jacuzzi, so I ended up sitting on the outside edge. Going from the warm water to the cooler air outside the water kind of, um, deflated his intentions so we were unable to initiate countdown.

One night stands out. This one girl and I were the living examples of fuck buddies; didn't want to deal with the emotional mess but needed to let off some steam. We would always dare the other to do the dirty deed even dirtier. One orgasmic experience led to another and the next we knew, we were daring each other to get dirty in my neighbor's pool... while he was still home.

It was 2 am, we snuck pass the auto lights, I was able to lift the metal lock with a stick, slowly open and shut the spring door, and we proceeded nude into the warm water. The overcast of the moon lit up the pool, but the passing clouds would make it dark for short periods of times.

Our hearts were pounding vigorously. Was it because we knew we could get caught or that we were just that horny for each other? Probably both. We attempted to keep the splashing to the minimum, attempted being the key word. For about an hour we would build up the waves and then forced ourselves to calm down.

On more than one occasion we thought we woke the neighbor up between our moans and splashes. After we pleased one another, we proceeded back to my house with towels over our naked bodies. There we took a shower where we pleased each other once more.

And there was the time in Texas...my fuck buddy and I would sneak out after midnight to this all-but-abandoned business complex. He had a huge truck, so we'd do our thing in the back and return. Well, one night we were doing the usual and suddenly I see this bright light shining in my face. The local police spotted us. It didn't take long to figure out that my fuck buddy left his lights on. So I got out of the truck, spoke to the officer, and he asked the usual questions and released us. Then on the way out he said he was off duty and wouldn't have arrested us anyway. After that we went to a hotel to finish.

In a recreational area, in a small clearing mostly hidden by bushes. Which is not really all that exotic, most of the piquancy came from the fact that it was winter, quite a bit below freezing, and we’d layered our jackets over a platform of snowshoes, which kept us off the cold snow but did somewhat expose us to the cold air. We were young, lusty, and a few days into a visit to my parents, and it was the best privacy we could arrange!

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