15. You think Singapore is more powerful than Malaysia, well....somehow.

16. You think Johor Bahru is EXTREMELY dangerous and a place full of robbers, rapists and killers.

17. You like fruits that smell like poo, and you admire two structures by the river that resembles the fruits.

18. You can accept the Merlion.

19. You know what it is like to be "kiasu" - to be first in class, to be first in school, to be first in the queue, (bus queue, hello kitty queue, food court queue), to be first to get up the bus, to be first to knock off etc.

20. You know when Indonesia's haze is coming again and you curse and swear at them even though they sell us sand.

21. You speak Singlish to "Ang Mohs" and when they speak, you think they speak weird and you speak proper English.

22. You tell people your spoken Mandarin/Malay/Tamil is not good, but your spoken English isn't far better too.