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Saturday, June 21, 2014

TRASHY TALK

Garbage is a HUGE ISSUE here in the hood. The flurry of emails included--1. Did anyone else not have their garbage picked up this week or is just me?2. They missed me because my lid was not completely closed. SERIOUSLY--it was up maybe an inch.3. I contacted the city and asked why---they have pictures proving I did not put my garbage out the night before. I HAVE proof I put it out the night before---I was the one pushing the can.4. This makes the second week in a row for me---I think they are purposefully making life difficult with all of these rules.5. Did you know they hit a parked car last year---tore off a large limb on a big tree---ran into a light pole?6. There are MANY rules and regulations when it comes to garbage!FINALLY---you have to see this neighbor's final email

Great news! I am a liar. The driver stated that I did not put my cart out the night before despite my hallucination that I did. Other folks that had their garbage missed on Harrison are hallucinating too. Their garbage cart was not out either. This is the second week in a row this has occurred.

They will not come pick up the garbage mostly because I and others on Harrison are lying. Good to know.

The City has assured me that the driver has pictures of my AWOL cart and will provide them to me shortly. I am certain there is a better chance that the city will provide me the coordinates of Jimmy Hoffa's grave than a picture of a missing cart I put out on Tuesday night and is STILL sitting in front of my house.

WELL I for one--am SHOCKED---WHO KNEW THE SANITATION WORKERS OF THE WORLD HELD SO MUCH POWER!

I for one am walking the straight and narrow and NOT rattling ANY cans----I like for my garbage to be picked up!