6. Hacky Hand Job

I was in bed with the girl who ended up being my high school sweetheart engaging in a pretty heavy make out session when she finally mustered up the courage to let her hands wander for the first time. She was an innocent girl who had never been in a relationship and I was a stoner kid who played hacky sack any chance I could which involved me always having a hacky sack in my pocket ready to go. Her wandering hand finds my hacky sack and she begins to work it like a champ. Without her knowledge, I move to her opposite side while secretly removing the hacky sack and shifting my unit to the spot where the hacky sack was in my pants. Embarrassing crisis averted. Mediocre hand job received.