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Sunday, June 16, 2013

Kristin Smith is at is again!

Kristin Smith (born March 30, 1989) AKA "Kalel Cullen"; otherwise known as the self-proclaimed girlfriend of Anthony from SMOSH, has once again given us something to laugh about.

This week Kristin, being her usual self, has decided for the millionth time to abandon yet another youtube channel. Doesn't that remind you of someone else we know? *cough* Kai *cough*

Kalel has been through at least 5 youtube channels since she started including QueenBeeuty, KalelCullenTV, kalelnkabuki, Cozplai, cozplaisensei and Wonderlandwardrobe. If that's not enough, she has now started a new daily vlogging channel with Anthony (we'll have to see how long this one lasts)
http://youtube.com/WatchUsLiveAndStuff

You may be asking… What's Kalel's reason for leaving her current channel Wonderlandwardrobe? Well the answer is simple, because she's trying to become a "professional designer" LULZ. Have you heard anything more ridiculous? No sewing experience and no college degree… Does she really think anyone is going to take her designs seriously? My guess is Anthony will be funding this new dream of hers with factory workers from china…

Now that Kalel is the "Professional" she is claiming to be, she won't have time to do videos on Wonderlandwardrobe… Funny considering that now she is filling her time vlogging the day away with her boyfriend Anthony… And we have yet to see any progress on her "work" she is claiming to be doing in designing and sketching.

And undoubtably, her new "career path" in design is the reason for dyeing her hair back to brown. She is quoted in her video as saying that it was a "mix up and a big mess" when she tried to dye it purple.

No one is buying that story at all bebe... Wasn't she was quoted as saying "My hair makes me unique and different"????… *rolls eyes*

Kalel doesn't seem to grasp the fact that no one in the fashion industry is going to take her seriously, regardless of what her hair looks like. You'd have to be Helen Keller to want to wear anything she designs.

Give this new career path a few weeks before bebe changes her mind to become a circus performer, magician or another failed attempt at becoming a socialite. :)

ugh, fuck off kai. remember when she went on a talc-free kick. demonizing "perfume" is her newest kick. bitch STILL broke out when she was using ~talc-free~ producks, and she'll still break out from using ~perfume-free~ producks. because SHE'S NASTY and doesn't bathe properly! THAT'S IT! if she took showers everyday, washed her hair at least every other day, and cleaned those straight-off-the-factor-floor sheets of hers, i guarantee her face would clear up. oh and she needs to stick to the makeup/skincare that she KNOWS works and stop caving in to buying whatever the latest makeup or skincare that pops up in the drugstore.

i have NOOOO colors like this at all, in fact nothing in the green/blue families at all. so i really wanted to try this, it reminds me of the 90s/nicki minaj/aliens and im thuuuper exitit to try it out!

i hate spending so much money on np too like ugh i just cant wrap my head around spending MORE than like $6 MAX on np. its just so senseless, its gonna chip off, all the same. i lahv np tho.

wtf?? you can do that? doesnt the hair get all mashed up with your turd?

yes. it usually worked by being entangled in a turd as as the poop came out the hair stayed stuck in more poop inside my butt. i could tell the hair was there because a turd would be dangling on the end of it. then i would grab the hair and pull slowly. you asked.

Pretty ladies, I already had shitty hair (from highlighting it pretty much always) prior to getting the ombré thing done and now my ends are even more fried. My hair looks like shit. I've been using Redken all soft shampoo and condition and treatments but nothing helps. I have a little bit below shoulder length hair. How much do you think I should cut off? I really want to save what I can cuz I lahve having long hair

that notd pic reminds me of the nail board on makeupalley. there were so many on there who had the nastiest nails and hands. i memorized there usernames and always skipped there pics because they made every polish look like shit

one of my biggest pet peeves is when people dont clean up before the picture. and most of them knows it looks like shit too because they say something like, "ohhh it's not da best and this is before clean up"

still raging over kai over here. the first time she mentioned that the cleanser might be breaking her out, everyone gave her suggestions on how to use it and to give it time and stuff. but nope. bb retard isnt just sending back that one product, but ALL the face products. and back to england, no less.

I'm not a prude or really sensitive to anything, but I cringe so much at how often rachel swears. i mean dont give me wrong, I'll using "fucking" like a damn sailor sometimes, but she uses it for no reason. just because shes trying to sound hard or something.

whenever i go over to my bff's house, there are never towels in the bathroom. there's soap but nothing to dry your hands on. pretty sure this means they don't wash their hands? i'm super careful, but i think i got a cold from their germball kid this week. am i supposed to say anything or just bring purell w/me? sf awkward.

ftr, im the one who bought that pwetty green color, but those arent my nails lel. her cuticles were sf weird to me too thats half the reason i chose that picture to show you guys to see if i was the only one seeing something god awfully wrong with her phalanges.

"I'm not a prude or really sensitive to anything, but I cringe so much at how often rachel swears. i mean dont give me wrong, I'll using "fucking" like a damn sailor sometimes, but she uses it for no reason. just because shes trying to sound hard or something."

no, ia completely. i couldn't care less when someone says fuck, but the frequency that she says it is just soo... tacky? like there's no purpose to her throwing in "fucking" as often as she does. it really does make her look like a poser or something, like a preteen pretending to be tho *edgy* and cool to her frans.

lol this is the type of woman derp goes for. Gloria better watch out! And the part about her waiting by her car is too true. I remember having a shopping day with my mama and returning to the car to find this 400lb beast bitchfacing at us. We were shopping and lunching for over 4hrs so I have no idea how long she was waiting but it's not like we parked too close, she was literally 5ft wide lulz.

Ugh I have this professor who is thuper smart and stuff but he has this southern accent and switches his t's and d's around like the Maryland reres. "This is exciding because..." "the reason this is impordand is..."

late on the fugly cuticle picture, but she cuts her cuticles off... you're not supposed to cut them entirely off like that though, just trim them. her's are really bad, and she's probably prone to infections, that's what the puffiness is

it looks like their lives were pitchur perfect... until their little FAS ape got older and more needy. demon kai ruined the wilcher's marriage and their lives. as soon as kai hit puberty the demon came out and mike left.

where the fuck did kais nose and chin come from? that makes the most convincing argument to me that shes a FAS baby. i can kinda see her dad with dem brows and dat smile but thats it. and yeah papa wilcher looks part mexican. maybe his mom is, because wilcher isnt mexican

can you stop projecting? you're just pissed because you have manly facial features like that disgusting brute.

that broad was born with a penis, period point blank. sharry you have disgusting manly bone structure, and a shapeless tranny body, us beautiful women have soft features with just the right amount of bone structure, and our shoulders dont look like linebackers <3 qq bb

I wouldn't be surprised that kai had latin in her, not that she'll ever admit it. Mike had very swarthy features back in the day and he may be half or a quarter. My mom and her siblings are 1/4 indian and range from pasty princess to bin laden lol.

Your face has been coated in sweat, grease, sunscreen, baby oil, concealer, foundation, powder and buhronzer for the past few weeks. Couple all that with unwashed, chemical soaked bedding that's covered in yours, madds and bella's dander and BOOM you're covered in acne.

lol I wouldn't use the word decent but I get what you mean. I was shocked when I first saw mama and papa wilcher because they weren't deformed like I expected them to be. Mikes dominant genes + fas produced an absolute beast of a child that should have been smothered at birth.

I just can't with Kai oiling herself up to sit out in the sun!!!! You spend soooo much time checking yourself out in the mirror-do you not see how haggard you look??!? All those sunspots and freckles!!! AND you don't tan dumbass, you literally burn! What's the point of being red?!!! It's not cute.

does anybody remember some fat artsy rere named starla? there was lj drama about her years ago over her copying some shitty art. i remember seeing a video of her fat cottage cheese ass dancing to some yeah yeah yeahs song. she had a really skinny beyonce too i think.

Kai definitely either has some form of autism or FAS. Mama and Papa may not be the most attractive people, but they are both good looking and more importantly, symmetrical. They obviously have good genes and combined, they should have an AT LEAST normal looking child. I've seen far uglier couples have very attractive families.

Holy shit, ok so random kids and adult might possess a few of those traits or even more than a few

But Kai LIVES 98% of those. We're not diagnosing her, she's doing it herself. And that is 100% the reason she couldn't fuck off for good she cant do without sharing what she buys and eats and lives off the praise her stans give her

Me and my boyfrient are fighting on gchat, and omg I have to share this part, it's thuper funny:

Me: I'm sorry the concept of a girlfriend is so foreign to you Boyfrient: well im sorry the concepts of exercise, eating healthy, really trying to find a job, and not trying to piss ur bf off are foreign to u

sooo I hate to be one of the rere's asking for guy advice but I'd honestly just like to know if I'm being a bitch in this situation.

You know how people always get heated on fb, especially about politics and shit. My beyonce got into a mini argument with a friend of a friend and he just told him he was being an ass and blocked him. So the dude got enraged and started sending abusive messages to my beyonces best friend bashing her and her family so now my beyonce is raging about it saying he's going to take care of the guy somehow and I'm sitting here like okay, but your friend has a bf can't he help her out?

And my beyonce says no because he's a pussy and won't stand up for her. I guess I'm just pissed because he'd never act this angry over someone being shitty to me. He says it's because I take care of myself so he doesn't worry about me but idk we're 25 too old for this shit anyway

jen is losing it. she had to pack cards and pens and take it with her so she could "work" on them over the weekend. it's 2 cards for her father in law and grandfather in law's gifts. it would take 2 seconds to "work" on them, she could have done it in the time she went to go pack them. wtf is she doing?

So you are basically a Kai? What would you even post that here? Also, if my boyfriend ever spoke to me that way, which he couldn't because I am not a Kai, I would be humiliated and not think it was thuper funny. Such a waste.

i can't at all the shit jen packed for a 2 day trip. she took like 10 bags. one was just for that dumb ass dog. and she packed lunches and snacks. she literally does all that just to have something to do and to feel busy. it's completely unnecessary.

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