As everyone knows, playing high school football isn’t about love of the game, the glory of scoring a touchdown (even 3 in one game!), or the possibility of landing a lucrative multi-million dollar contract in the future. It’s about one thing, and one thing only: Getting the ladies. And for one lucky(?) 18-year-old in Azle, Texas, that goal has became a reality with his 38-year-old teacher. Bow-chicka-wow!

The cougar on the prowl, the above-pictured Julianna Christine Sauls, was a teacher at Azle Christian School a few weeks ago before she was dismissed for “alleged insufficient work performance.” Maybe she just couldn’t get her mind off a particular young high school football player, who she was pursuing “since September, including groping him in class and performing oral sex on him in the Azle High School parking lot.”

After she was canned, she took to waiting around outside of football practice - just like in the movies! - for the six-man Azle High School football team to finish up their scrimmages.

Wait, what?

From AZLE NEWS ONLINE:

The victim and some of his classmates – all members of Azle Christian School’s six-man football team – held unofficial practices on Azle High School’s practice field. According to Myers, Sauls found out about the practices and contacted the victim at that location.

The victim showed investigators a pink note from Sauls which included her address and phone number. He said Sauls gave it to him so he could contact her anytime he wanted to have sex.

Emphasis ours.

Honestly, what’s the real story here: The actual tawdry sex proposition? Or the fact that the high school football team only has six players? There’s something so depressing, and yet inspiration, about that.

Back to the sex stuff, though. Apparently, Sauls may have written quite a few of those pink notes in her day. Besides the 18-year-old making all of the allegations, police are also investigating the claims of another 17-year-old:

Parker County Sheriff Larry Fowler promised to update the Azle News on his department’s investigation involving Sauls and the 17-year-old.

The 17-year-old claims Sauls has sexual contact with him outside his Parker County home.

Myers said more boys may also have been victimized – but that doesn’t mean any of them will come forward.

“Because of the potential embarrassment and the uncomfortable nature of something like this, it’s not rare for others not to come forward,” he said.

After seeing the photo, we’re going to side with the “potential embarrassment” option.