Poll reveals astounding locations of Cowboys fans

Pattison Ave.

Apparently, most of the country, as well as the small planet that hovers off the coast of Florida, believes now that at 7-5, the Eagles will in the NFC East. As of just before 2 am, the 39,253 votes were swaying heavily in the Eagles' favor. The Cowboys, crazily, are only supported by Texas and Oklahoma.

So much for 'America's Team.' If you can't even get the support of Tiny Earth, then how seriously can you post season chances be? I ask you.