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The guy who sits next to me at work (you might know him from preivious threads such as He KEEPS SINGING TWO LINES FROM A RAMSTEIN SONG)is wittering away at me. He's just taken three Pro-Plus and he's drinking a coffee. Now, I'm ok with chitter generally, but it's too early on a monday morning, and he's telling me about a date that he had on Friday. He said 'It went REALLY wrong', so I made some crack like 'I hope you buried the body' (shabs bants) and he responded with something like, 'heh, yeah I should have killed her, the boring c*nt'.

I've been silent, but now he keeps jabbering away about Sky Rim, and about how I'd love this zombie porn comic that he has. I HATE workinf in a bad atmosphere, but I also have no spine, so tell me how to shut him up DiS. TELL ME NOW.

I've known a couple of people like him (I'm gonna guess he likes Warhammer as well) and both of them used to talk incessantly, almost to the point where you thought they had some sort of behavioural disorder.

like maybe there's a rival product that they think is wack or something. Then go on about it for a while, as if you're really into it. "Had a epic Wizardz: Final Space Konquest battle at the weekend, oh man, I scored so many points by casting a Troll Frenzy with +50 Banshee Queefs" etc.

who can't relate to women whatsoever ("heh, yeah I should have killed her, the boring c*nt", FFS) so maybe just act as womanly as possible, or demonstrate in front of him how well you get on with the women at work/how many female friends you have. He'll soon feel threatened and leave you alone.

By ignoring them, giving one word answers etc, they just need to fill that silence with more inane chat so it goes on and on. If you say you have work to do, they just think they are saving you from boredom by chattering. If you say you hate fictional ogre battles, they take it upon themselves to try and convert you. Think you are stuck with it really. Try and get a promotion?