Here’s a picture of someone who may or may not be Scarlett Johansson in a photoshoot wearing a one piece…because I think legally you can’t call a person by their name in a picture if it’s an artist rendition of that person…you know cuz her dumpy body was photoshopped so hard to look all dainty and modelesque and shit…when in reality she’s built like she works at the local fried chicken restaurant…or even an ice cream shop….you get what I’m saying and if you’re not it’s that she’s fat…but thanks to Elle magazine, she knows what she looks like if she wasn’t….and apparently it’s not that bad of a thing….

The thing people generally don’t realize is that these people who they see on TV, aren’t the characters they see on TV, but are actually little want to be famous sluts who want nothing more that the male attention, money and general acceptance from the world by being famous….So if I watched Glee and saw this awkward asian kid singing faggot songs of freedom with the gang of rejects you’d laugh at if you saw at the mall cuz they are so politically correct and diverse….which I don’t cuz I fear it will turn me into a homosexual…not to mention I hate everything it is and represents…but at least I’d know their cast was all whores, sluts, drug addicts, drunks behind their virgin nerd hustle… So here’s one of them doing some bikini shit for some shitty photographer who everyone thinks is trendy and cool now…name Tyler Shields…

Melanie Fiona honored the late Amy Winehouse in concert earlier his week while performing for Steve Madden’s Summer Series in New York’s Standard Hotel. In the intimate setting of the Le Bain pool bar, Melanie appropriately covered Amy’s infamous song about shoes, “F*** Me Pumps,” before lightly singing along to The Zuton’s “Valerie” and her hit single “Rehab.” During our exclusive sit-down, Fiona also discussed releasing her previously-recorded YouTube cover of Amy’s “Wake Up Alone,” as well as the state of her highly-anticipated sophomore album The MF Life and her mixtape. Find out why Amy brought Melanie to tears below! Check back soon for more of our exclusive interview & video of her performance! Melanie Fiona Strikes A Pose In New Album Promos [PHOTOS] Melanie Fiona Becomes “Every Woman” For Alter Ego Shoot [PHOTOS]

‘I think she has a distinct sound when she raps,’ Spears says of Femme Fatale Tour opening act. By Christina Garibaldi Britney Spears Photo: MTV News When the news that Britney Spears was taking MC Nicki Minaj on the road with her hit, fans — and Brit herself — couldn’t have been more excited. The Femme Fatale Tour is now in full swing, with both women bringing their A-game to each performance. And along the way, it seems as if these two have sparked a friendship. “I think she’s great,” Spears told MTV News of Minaj. “She’s a great artist in every way and I’m really happy for her.” Minaj, who is nominated for three Video Music Awards , brings her own flair to the girl-power tour, adding her eccentric style, her fiery wigs and, of course, her signature beats. “I think she has a distinct sound when she raps,” Spears said. “It really stands out and sets her apart from everyone else. I’m happy she’s able to be on tour with me because that’s just amazing.” Last month, we caught up with Minaj just before she hit the road with the pop veteran, and she was ready to take that distinct sound to a whole new fanbase. “I’m just trying to put more theater on that stage. So much to me is music, but it’s also about putting on a show, so that’s my goal: to truly put on a show and incorporate theater and dance,” Minaj said. And if you’re lucky, you might just catch Spears and Minaj team up for a special performance of the remix for “Till the World Ends.” “At the end of the show, the last song she comes on every once in awhile,” Spears said of Minaj joining her onstage. “Not every show, but it’s usually special when she does it.” Will you see Britney and Nicki on tour this summer? Let us know in the comments. Related Videos Britney Spears: I Am The Femme Fatale Related Artists Nicki Minaj Britney Spears

‘I think she has a distinct sound when she raps,’ Spears says of Femme Fatale Tour opening act. By Christina Garibaldi Britney Spears Photo: MTV News When the news that Britney Spears was taking MC Nicki Minaj on the road with her hit, fans — and Brit herself — couldn’t have been more excited. The Femme Fatale Tour is now in full swing, with both women bringing their A-game to each performance. And along the way, it seems as if these two have sparked a friendship. “I think she’s great,” Spears told MTV News of Minaj. “She’s a great artist in every way and I’m really happy for her.” Minaj, who is nominated for three Video Music Awards , brings her own flair to the girl-power tour, adding her eccentric style, her fiery wigs and, of course, her signature beats. “I think she has a distinct sound when she raps,” Spears said. “It really stands out and sets her apart from everyone else. I’m happy she’s able to be on tour with me because that’s just amazing.” Last month, we caught up with Minaj just before she hit the road with the pop veteran, and she was ready to take that distinct sound to a whole new fanbase. “I’m just trying to put more theater on that stage. So much to me is music, but it’s also about putting on a show, so that’s my goal: to truly put on a show and incorporate theater and dance,” Minaj said. And if you’re lucky, you might just catch Spears and Minaj team up for a special performance of the remix for “Till the World Ends.” “At the end of the show, the last song she comes on every once in awhile,” Spears said of Minaj joining her onstage. “Not every show, but it’s usually special when she does it.” Will you see Britney and Nicki on tour this summer? Let us know in the comments. Related Videos Britney Spears: I Am The Femme Fatale Related Artists Nicki Minaj Britney Spears

‘I think she has a distinct sound when she raps,’ Spears says of Femme Fatale Tour opening act. By Christina Garibaldi Britney Spears Photo: MTV News When the news that Britney Spears was taking MC Nicki Minaj on the road with her hit, fans — and Brit herself — couldn’t have been more excited. The Femme Fatale Tour is now in full swing, with both women bringing their A-game to each performance. And along the way, it seems as if these two have sparked a friendship. “I think she’s great,” Spears told MTV News of Minaj. “She’s a great artist in every way and I’m really happy for her.” Minaj, who is nominated for three Video Music Awards , brings her own flair to the girl-power tour, adding her eccentric style, her fiery wigs and, of course, her signature beats. “I think she has a distinct sound when she raps,” Spears said. “It really stands out and sets her apart from everyone else. I’m happy she’s able to be on tour with me because that’s just amazing.” Last month, we caught up with Minaj just before she hit the road with the pop veteran, and she was ready to take that distinct sound to a whole new fanbase. “I’m just trying to put more theater on that stage. So much to me is music, but it’s also about putting on a show, so that’s my goal: to truly put on a show and incorporate theater and dance,” Minaj said. And if you’re lucky, you might just catch Spears and Minaj team up for a special performance of the remix for “Till the World Ends.” “At the end of the show, the last song she comes on every once in awhile,” Spears said of Minaj joining her onstage. “Not every show, but it’s usually special when she does it.” Will you see Britney and Nicki on tour this summer? Let us know in the comments. Related Videos Britney Spears: I Am The Femme Fatale Related Artists Nicki Minaj Britney Spears

Russell Brand and Katy Perry have been subjected to headlines about their supposed trouble in paradise recently … heck, since the day they got married . But in the wake of the most recent groundswell of speculation – Russell reportedly cavorting with brunettes not named Katy – the couple is fighting back. “Just cause we don’t flaunt our relationship doesn’t mean there’s something wrong,” Katy wrote. “Privacy is our luxury. #tabloidsrtrash #gossipisgross” Russell echoed his wife’s sentiments and cheered her Tweets. This time around, it was the Daily Mail (UK) and the British weekly magazine Heat that took the lead on spearheading the newest round of reports. While the Daily Mail reported Brand was seen with a “Katy Perry lookalike,” it’s Heat that went a step too far, saying they’re on “a trial separation.” Citing unnamed sources (obvi), the rag blamed conflicting work schedules and said they’ve seen each other four days in the past six months. Perry is far from pleased. Just recently, her legal team hit back at NW , an Australian tabloid, for claiming that she was unfaithful to Brand. You could be next, Heat .