Whitney Jefferson

Ahead you'll see, Lindsay Lohan's old apartment where she and Samantha Ronson spent hours avoiding the paparazzi. To your left, the famous street corner where Hugh Grant picked up a hooker. On your right, the fried chicken joint where Brad Pitt got his start in Hollywood. Straight ahead? The hotel where Paris Hilton filmed her sex tape.

If this kind of tour de Hollywood appeals to you, perhaps you should look into booking a ticket on the TMZ bus (we mean it — and if you go, tell us how it is, because it is no doubt scintillating).