2 New Shirts for Batman and Catwoman Fans

"Will they or won't they?" It's a question as old as whatever the early Holocene version of Friends was (Tribe?). And it's the secret rom-com within all things Detective Comics. Will Batman find true love and start a more nuclear Bat Family with the only woman who's ever really understood him? Or will that not happen so that more comic book storylines can?

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Come on, Bats: She's smart, sexy, disguised, and dressed in black, and she has a secret identity based on an animal, but not in some weirdly literal way. It's time those two crazy kids put their specific moral codes aside and got their matching insanities together. And in case you (the reader and/or Bruce) have never quite seen Catwoman as the classy lady she always has been, we asked frequent Redbubble designer Baznet to mash her up with that poster everyone has in their kitchen next to wine. See? She's got Le Chat Noir elegance and Le Five Finger Discount practicality. If a Wayne/Kyle wedding isn't on the horizon, they might as well stop writing plucky DA/journalist/Al-Ghul love interests for that cowled nutcase.