Back in 2002 while taking a high school subject called English Language, my teacher asked me to describe the term “tautology.” I had no idea what it actually meant but recognised that it sounded precisely like “torte” and “-ology,” and so I offered “the study of cake” as my response.

Besides a heap of scratching and a broken antenna, the roof is bent to buggery across the entire width of the car. It’s probably not the best idea to have electronic circuitry exposed to the elements like that either.