Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Spoiled the Sh*t Out Of “The Martian”

FYI, there are MASSIVE SPOILERS AHEAD for “The Martian” if you haven’t already seen it — or if you don’t happen to follow everybody’s favorite science nerd Neil deGrasse Tyson, who went on Twitter today and freaking gave away the whole ending about whether Matt Damon’s character survives being stranded on Mars.

I mean, I can’t imagine a Hollywood blockbuster about a stranded astronaut, complete with a “Bring Him Home” ad campaign, that ends with “Humanity fails to save him and he dies.” But I was kind of hoping to make it to theaters this weekend and pretend to have a bit of suspense about this character.

Judging by Twitter’s reaction, I don’t think he’ll be making this mistake again: