Me and the missus were at London Zoo the other day. We invented a great game called "Spot the Paedo." We counted about 8 single men with suspicious facial hair before the end of the day. What games have you made up on the spot to play with your friends?

Oh and another
Me and a friend would go into town and head for the lifts in the big mall type things. We would then take it in turns pretending to have dropped a contact lense. The trick would be to get as many people in the lift to help you look for it, then walk out on the next floor.
(Chumfatty, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 11:16,
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