Don't Eat the Meeples

Author Comments

Look, I've been on NewGrounds for a long time and I really want to collaberate on making music for a movie or game. Give me a hollar if you would like to do that. This song is set to a story in my head, that unfortunately I could never animate because I have no skills in that department.

This is the story of the Meeples: Little blue, worm-like folk who live in the forest. They are happy and industrious critters.

One day all of the forest Meeples came together at a great clearing to prepare for a great feast. They spent the entire day preparing tables, laying out plates and silverware, and performing general tidying up. At night they lit a giant bonfire to keep themselves warm.

At night the smoke from their fire drifted until the forest. The scent of it was picked up by dreadful Drewcans, who are the foulest of trolls. The Drewcans tromp across the forest to the Meeples' camp.

When the Drewcans find the Meeples, chaos ensues. The Drewcans round up all the Meeples and eat them like popcorn.

Inside the stomachs of the Drewcans, the Meeples cling to the lining for safety. One by one the fall in the burning stomach acids and melt.

But the Meeples are special creatures and have a secret ability. They slowly mix together in the acids and combine to form one giant Meeple. Some of he Meeples burst forth from the stomachs of the Drewcanss, some out of their mouths, some from less desirable places.

After the bloody mess the Meeples feast begins. The remains of their assailers are served in a grand style.