Scarlett Johansson Enjoys More Woody

Scarlett Johansson’s latest role has her paired up again with director, Woody Allen. Johansson, who starred in Allen’s “Match Point” and “Scoop,” was spotted in Barcelona on the set of his current film. The twenty-two-year-old actress is playing the role of a tourist and stars alongside Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem. The film, which Allen says he hopes will portray Barcelona in “the same way I presented Manhattan to the world through my eyes,” will be shot mostly in northern Spain, with one day of shooting to take place in Allen’s beloved New York.

I can’t believe that she’s only twenty-two. She seems so well-behaved and LOADED. I wish she would adopt me. It could be great for the both of us, she could get some great PR for being a wonderful humanitarian, and I’m pretty self-sufficient these days so really, all I might need is a monthly stipend. It’s a very reasonable proposal.

Wow. That is an extremely ugly hair color and looks horrible on her. I can think of only one worse dye job. – The blond hair on Angelina Jolie in the movie where she plays a reporter – “Life or something like it.” Her hair looks ridiculous, as does the blond hair (and blue eyes) on Jessice Alba in the Fantastic Four movies. Am I right??

SCARLETT IS A HOMELY GIRL, AND NO AMOUNT OF MAKE-UP CAN DISGUISE THAT FACT. AND AS FOR WOODY ALLEN, HE IS NOT A “SEMI-PEDOPHILE”. HE IS A FULL BLOWN, CHILD MOLESTING PERVERT WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN THROWN IN PRISON RATHER THAN RECEIVE CONTINUED PRAISE FOR HIS MOVIE MAKING “GENIUS”!!!!!!!!!!