And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popsout from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over himand his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhoodfor the first time.

When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelmingand he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing thatever happened to him . . . Ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg, hefelt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wifeshouting…

‘Dave, wake up, you drunken bastard. You’ve shit the bed !!’

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