A farmer finally decided to get satellite TV. He contacted theinstallation company, and they assured him that they wouldinstall the dish, and system the next day.

The next evening the farmer turned on his new TV setup andfound the only channels he could get were political one's thatfeatured the current president. The next morning he turned theTV on and found the same thing.

The Farmer was not fond of these kind'sof politics or channels.

When he came in to eat lunch he tried it again butstill the same situation!

The next day when he still found the same problem hecalled the company to complain. Their tech said that itwas impossible for him to just get those certain channels, butagreed to send their repairman to check the system.

When the repairman turned on the system he found thatthe farmer was right. After looking at the TV and the box for awhile he went outside to check the dish. In a fewminutes he returned and told the farmer he had foundthe problem.

The installer had the dish on the windmilland grounded it to the manure spreader.