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[Music Playing]
Andrea Savage: You're on the Jazzy because you're famous?
Will Ferrell: I, I'm in a position in my life where, when I don't wanna walk, I can just get on my Jazzy, and, uh, it's a great way to get around.
Andrea Savage: For sure, yeah.
Will Ferrell: I can store snacks in my basket. And, it's actually the safest way to get around, because if I'm ever in a dark alley, and come upon an attacker, Boom! Slam it into reverse.
[Audience Laughing]
Will Ferrell: This is the way I play with my kids in the backyard. Um...
Andrea Savage: Ah! It seems a little lazy.
Will Ferrell: This is how I conduct my life.
Andrea Savage: Okay.
Will Ferrell: Along with wearing a bikini tee shirt with a, with a navel ring.
Andrea Savage: Uh huh.
Will Ferrell: Um, so, that's just me. This is just me with my hair down.
College Student: I was wondering if you can, uh, pop a wheelie on that? For us?
Will Ferrell: Uh, you know what? Absolutely I can. Hold on.
College Student: Are you sure?
Andrea Savage: Are you sure you can do this?
Will Ferrell: Yeah.
Andrea Savage: All right.
Will Ferrell: I can. I just gotta get enough speed.
Andrea Savage: Oh, Jesus.
Announcer: Not, not too fast.
Andrea Savage: Yeah. Be, be careful, Will.
Will Ferrell: Hold on.
Andrea Savage: Oh, Jesus.
Will Ferrell: Christ, this thing's fast.
Andrea Savage: I'm getting stressed.
[Slow Motion Voices]
College Student: I'm sure all the girls want to know: boxers or briefs?
Will Ferrell: I don't know what tonight is. Tonight is, uh, tonight are some, uh, is actually a Brazilian thong.
College Student: I've got a two part question, is that cool?
Will Ferrell: It's okay.
Andrea Savage: Wow, two parts.
College Student: Um, part one, uh, what are you doing after the show?
Will Ferrell: Um...
Andrea Savage: Is that a sexual come-on?
Announcer: That's sweet, that's sweet.
Andrea Savage: I think that was a sexual come-on.
Will Ferrell: I think I'm hooking up with you.
College Student: Part two, uh...
Will Ferrell: Okay. Part two. Yeah.
College Student: You just nailed part two. Part two was 'wanna hang out?'
Will Ferrell: Uh, I'm thinkin' it's a date, Dan.
Will Ferrell: Just do me a favor, shave your body, and just have a hundred dollars in cash on you. Okay?
Andrea Savage: A hundred dollars? You're going cheaper than you used to!
Will Ferrell: And, and, and then we're good to go. I only deal in cash.
Announcer: You're off the grid.
College Student: Uh, my question is, if you're such a big movie star, what are you gonna do for your boy Will over there to get an Arrested Development movie?
Announcer: Uh, wow.
Announcer: What are you prepared to do, Will?
Will Ferrell: I am prepared to, uh...
Announcer: Just, be careful, choose your words carefully 'cause there are a lot of witnesses here.
Will Ferrell: I'm prepared to completely finance the film.
Announcer: Done! Say no more!
Andrea Savage: It's a done...
Announcer: It's a done deal!
Andrea Savage: Now it's done! Yes!
Will Ferrell: And by film, I mean completely shot in Mexico.
Announcer: What?
Will Ferrell: And dubbed in Spanish.
Announcer: No, that's not right.
Andrea Savage: One last question?
Will Ferrell: In all honesty, it's in the works, right?
Announcer: We are talking about it.
Will Ferrell: There's talking about it, so...
[Audience Cheering]
Announcer: Don't tell anybody.
College Student: Uh, Barack or Hilary?
Andrea Savage: Oh!
Announcer: Ooh, politics.
Andrea Savage: Boston College getting political!
Will Ferrell: You know what? I've always been a huge Michael Dukakis guy, and uh, I think he's coming back. I'm putting all my...
Andrea Savage: Dukakis oh eight!
Will Ferrell: Dukakis in oh eight!
Andrea Savage: Dukakis in oh eight!