Hey I just wanted to tell you that I took the biggest shit of my life. It was not just a birth, it felt like the second coming. The Creation scraped my ass and cleaning it after was painful as my ass skin was so sensitive. It was also a good 5 inches above water, it's bottom submerged in the deepest curves of the bowl.

The whole process took about 10-15 minutes of continous ass streching and poop labour. Flushing it, and later, plunging it down almost felt like perfoming a botched abortion.

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