Dang, Bruce Willis, How Did You Get So Good at Bowling?

Say, which member of the Pulp Fiction cast would be the best at making your child cry during their 11th birthday party? That would be Bruce Willis, who “Page Six” reports was seen rolling a whopping 286 at a Misery after-party at a bowling alley Saturday. And he did it in between “drinking vodka and showing off his dance skills.” Yippee-ki-yay! Tell us, Bruce Willis: How did you get so good at bowling? Is it because of your resemblance to a bowling pin? Did Steve Buscemi teach you during the production of Armageddon? Or maybe, is Joseph Gordon-Levitt about to start practicing?