Good news, Cleveland fans! This year's Cavaliers aren't even the worst team in your city's glorious history.
Or are they?
The distinction of worst team in the history of Cleveland -- if not all of sports -- has long been the domain of the 1899 Cleveland Spiders, who finished a putrid 20-134 ...

I have never seen Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria in person, and I never really want to. And not just because the guy is a total douchenozzle. I've always had this mental image of Loria being no taller than 5-foot-4, allowing his physique to match his Napoleonic attitude. (It also ...

So Detroit Lions fans, it was a bad year. No shit, Sherlock, I know.
Usually I wouldn’t give a damn about the hopes and dreams of Lions fans. I’m a Bears fan. Y’all can really burn in hell for all I could care. That’s what Barry Sanders and Herman Moore will ...