Wall-E (2008)

Two words: Rascals and calories. If you thought the obesity epidemic was bad now, just wait until we barely ever have to move and can slurp up a million different kinds of high-fat foods while deluding ourselves into thinking we’re consuming an inconsequential, refreshing beverage. Chewing burns a whopping 11 calories per hour, making it a technically exhausting endeavor – apparently this leads future-us to believe that it needs to be eradicated. Not to be a downer, but we’re all going to die.