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Operators of the popular social networking site Twitter were apologetic but believe had mitigation for their part in the Wendy Deng bungle.
Wendy Deng is the 43 year-old wife of uber-rich media magnate Rupert Murdoch, who despite his 80 years, obv...

Dappy, a singer and member of suitably stupidly-spelled pointy and shouty pop group N-Dubz, has given evidence at the Leveson Inquiry into the News of the World phone tapping.
Mr Dappy - whose real name is Costadinos Contostavlos Braindeadz - was...

Former journalists from the News of the World have banded together to open a new steak pub in the heart of Fleet Street.
Called the "Hack and Tap", the new restaurant offers fine steaks you can 'hack' at, with great drinks on 'tap'. Failing that,...

A private investigator who claims to know Jonathan Rees - allegedly the notorious News Of The World phone hacker, has claimed that hacking the Duchess Of Cambridge's mobile phone was a complete waste of time.
Phil Marlowe, of Catford claims to hav...

'Significant new information' is persuading the Police to look again into the allegations of phone hacking by the News of the World.
Former adviser to Tony Blair, Alistair Campbell is certain his phone was hacked. Adding this to Brown and Prescott...

Reports of a mobile phone, still ringing inside a crocodile in the Ukraine, have sent officers from the Met, aka Scotland Yard, scurrying to visit and examine the crocodile.
A police spokesman insisted that no croc would be left unturned in their...

The London police are tonight trying out an unusual defence plea after a complaint by John Prescott that they did not follow up a lead that his phone calls were being tapped by the News of the World.
The police are claiming that they did send so...

David Cameron's, adviser, Andy Cloussot, has been given the job of getting to the bottom of phone hacking allegations.
'As editor of the News of the World and driver of investigative journalism at the paper you must know how this system operates'...

The amazing story of how John Prescott's phone tap hell saved his life has been revealed by a close friend for the first time. The friend has disclosed how the phone tap crises brought Prezza back from the brink of life threatening obesity and saved...

A group of prominent people are demanding to know why their phones have not been tapped. 'It is extraordinary' said one 'I am a figure of importance and no one has tried to get my views on anything.'
Journalists are puzzled too by the selection of...

Media mogul Rupert Turdoch is facing ruin over the 'tapgate' scandal. His legal costs are said to be spiralling out of control as celebrities and politicians line up against him. Sir Alex Ferguson, Alan Shearer and John Prescott have already confirm...

John Prescott has announced that he intends to take on the News of the World over the 'tapgate' scandal. He intends to make the paper reveal in full the recorded telephone conversations. "I am furitastically and determinsified in my intensionalised a...

Today only I can reveal those telephone conversations in full. Yes, the conversations the celebrities didn't want you to hear.
1. John Prescott. "Hello, Luigi? I want to order a delivery please. I'd like a super large meat feast with extra everyth...

London, England - Police have described the tapping of the mobile phones of John Prescott, former New Labour Deputy, by News International Journalists as "Nauseating. Against all moral laws." Thousands of phones belonging to politicians, entertainers...

Max Clifford who rose to fame as Frank Sinatra's door opener in the 1960's was, "shocked, stunned and sickened" by The News Of The World's underhand methods of data gathering by using phone-taps.
"I would personally have used genital electrode or...

MPs are to quiz TheSpoof.com editor Mark Lowton over allegations of phone tapping. Keith Jazz, Labour MP and cushion lover, said "we are fed up with the truth being published in the Spoof.com. We believe that all the writers must be benefiting from p...

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