Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we’ll provide the jams.

I keep complaining about the bands I loved in high school going soft. The very bands that were cathartic to listen to because of their rage now sound like they’ve cleaned up and started going to anger management classes. The sound is too polished and too polite, like they’re serenading an old folks’ home in hopes of crossover Top 40 success.