Internet Is Gagging Over This Teddy Bear Made Out Of Chicken Skin

A Facebook marketplace post from a seller in Louisiana is claiming to make and sell teddy bears…wrapped in chicken skin.

For only $35 ($25 if you supply your own chicken) you can bring one of these unholy abominations home, though who knows why you would want to.

You might have already caught the voodoo monstrosity making the rounds on social media and toyed with the idea of harming the person who shared it with you. We don’t blame you.

The good news is the bear probably isn’t for sale. The bad news is it still exists, somewhere, and it’s probably watching you right now.

The marketplace post appears to be a gag, but that just leaves the unsettling question of where did the bear come from?

Twitter user Alex Tanner posted that it was toy he made for his kid. Father of the year.

My kid wanted a new teddy and there was some chicken past its use-by in the fridge so I thought, Kill two birds with one stone. Now my kid is bawling, my wife is shouting at me. Jeez. pic.twitter.com/E9hYa4Sd81