Derek Bentsen has a new class to teach America’s lawyers: if you litigate a bullshit case and have no evidence or witness, it would be good to repeat the same charge at least five times. The goal? To dupe the judge into believing your lies!

Readers with any basic knowledge of history must know exactly what Derek Bentsen was trying to pull out of his ass. He has the playbook copied from Hitler’s Nazi Germany. Let’s do a quick comparison between what Derek Bentsen is doing and that of Hilter’s top propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels.

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it – Joseph Goebbels, Nazi Germany, 1933“

“If you repeat the same charge five times, people and the Court will come to believe it – Derek Bentsen, SEC lawyer, 2016“

What’s the difference between Joseph Goebbels and Derek Bentsen’s actions? Not much. It’s a master and apprentice… Well done Derek Bentsen!

NOT A HUMAN LIFE, JUST A NUMBER

The Second Circuit Court of Appeals has held that a complaint involving securities fraud must prove that “(1) specify the statements that the plaintiff contends were fraudulent, (2) identify the speaker, (3) state where and when the statements were made, and (4) explain why the statements were fraudulent.”

“Derek Bentsen, Cheryl Crumpton, Steven Susswein, Melissa Hodgman or anyone at the SEC could NOT offer a single piece of evidence against William Uchimoto that remotely fits what the law requires,” said Daniel Hurson, an accomplished law expert. “Under President Trump, these SEC bureaucrats would be taken out by their rotten roots.”

A LOUSY SEC RECORD

Public filings reveal a lousy Securities and Exchange Commission winning record in federal courts: The SEC loses about 50% of the time. Which means, at least in half of the SEC’s “enforcement” cases, the lives of innocent people are ruined. Industry experts have long frowned upon the SEC’s abusive practices – a race among poorly educated, poorly paid, imbecile SEC staffers to roll heads at any cost.

“A defendant in an SEC case is just a number, not a human being or an innocent man’s life,” said an observer. “You know who were numbered also? The millions in Nazi concentration camps. It’s the same concept.”

“When an SEC case doesn’t fit the underlying facts, it will rig,” said Lynn Tilton, a successful money manager who was recently raped by SEC enforcement staff. “The SEC blockheads have made my job very difficult.”

Regulatory rapists identified

“Derek Bentsen is a disgrace for American justice. This shameless bureaucrat is a regulatory rapist,” said a legal observer. “It’s laughable the SEC staff humiliated themselves trying to patch up holes in a fabricated case.” The SEC imbecile lawyers implicated in the nasty regulatory fix are Derek Bentsen, Steven Susswein, Cheryl Crumpton and Melissa Hodgman. In October 2016, Melissa Hodgman was promoted withing the SEC largely from riding on William Uchimoto’s tombstone.

“Rest assured President Trump will hear plenty about these identified regulatory rapists,” said a legal professional. “These mofos must be exposed and fired.

Judge Castel is expected to rule in the Uchimoto case in the coming days. Just last month, the SEC, under the direction of the same imbecile lawyer Derek Bentsen voluntarily dropped a major fraud charge against Bill Uchimoto, citing “lack of evidence.”

“Holding Bill Uchimoto’s scalp on a light pole as his trophy, Derek Bentsen is ready to leap to the resolving glass door for a cushy job in the private sector.”

“I will eliminate 70% of all wastes, including those at the SEC,” said Donald Trump.

If America had a list of registered regulatory rapists, like the public records for sex offenders, you should be able to locate SEC lawyer Derek Bentsen, Steven Susswein, Cheryl Crumpton and Melissa Hodgman high on that list of abusers.