Well, service on the airplane has always been a key thing for me. I like to be well fed, which doesn't happen often, but nonetheless... what now? What will airlines like MidwestExpress do, with their fancy accoutrements? Give us chopsticks? Spoons with serrated edges? No, that would cut open the corners of our mouth as we ate.... I am out of ideas.

The face of air travel is about to change forever, and it's not going to be a good change.

And we though service was bad now. How sick. We complained about how United would only serve plain chicken, whatever... and now they can't serve anything that requires cutting.

Coke cans CAN be very lethal. We once injured many people at a high school basketball game. We were playing against our most hated competitors. Actually, now that I think about it, THEY threw the cans at OUR cheerleaders. Full cans. Shaken up and thrown. Concussions. You get the idea.

For this reason, I have written letters to my state rep's and also senators, trying to get legislation passed requiring airlines to use more efficient, far safer seven litre bottles. Keep in mind, I realize that stores don't sell 7L bottles, but they are available. I think this would make air travel safer.

Smiley face.

Seriously though, someone......JWenting..... said that he hadn't been given a non-plastic knife in years. That may be true- maybe you haven't. But who do you fly? Even in coach, on United and American, I was given stainless knives and forks with which to eat my synthetic chicken breast.

And you thought they only had fake breasts for people.

I am trying to contribute to the humor that we are searching for, pardon my very dry sense of humor, I realize that I am not really very funny.