How To Counter Passive-Aggressive Notes With Actual Aggression

Leaving passive-aggressive notes is for sissies. If you can't talk to your roommates about issues, you shouldn't be living with other people. Get some cats or birds if you're lonely; don't subject other people to your cowardly, obnoxious sticky notes. If you're unfortunate enough to live with someone who leaves notes instead of talking like an adult, the only response is to treat it like a joke and mess with them forever.