Oh, the pressure!

“The one that writes them sceery books. That Deborah somebody or other.”

“No way!”

“It’s true. Lookit, she’s right here.”

Tsk Tsk “I swear, Leatrice, there just ain’t nothin’ sacred no more.”

“Why you think them classy ladies let her in here for?”

“Don’t know. Maybe it’s got something to do with the barimethodical pressure. You
know, the thing that gets them hurricanes all uppity.”

“You think, Maudeen?”

“Either that or it’s the moon. I think it’s full or new, one of the big ones that make
people do funny things.”

“Nah, I saw it last night, and it ain’t full. It was one of them thumbnail moons.”

“You sure?”

“Uh huh. So I guess it’s the bar. . .barimet. . .it’s the pressure, like you said.”

“Probably so.”

“Think we should stick around here now and keep an eye on things?”

“Somebody’s got to.”

“Yeah.”

“That pressure thing, you know?”

“Yeah, the pressure. . .”

Hey, welcome to Murdershewrites! Although Maudeen and Leatrice are right about me being the weird one in the bunch, I swear I’m as harmless as a roosting pigeon. And anyway, Maudeen and Leatrice have been slipping down that menopausal slope at breakneck speed for quite some time, so you can’t really trust everything they say.

On the other hand, you should definitely pay close attention to the other ladies posting on this blog! They’re a talented, energetic, fun, and creative group, women I’m proud to be associated with.

6 comments on “Oh, the pressure!”

Muuuwaahhhhaaahhhaaaaaa. Deb, you should really WARN a girl before she goes to read a post, totally unprepared, while drinking a vodka Collins. (Get it? Vodka Collins? Natalie R. Collins? Collins…. Never mind. It was dumb.)

I was expecting that “sceery” stuff, and you floored me with humor. I knew you would fit right in with this group…… You really wanted to name it “Killing Them Softly, One M&$#*r F*$#@r at a Time…..Didn’t you?

Dang, straight, sistah Nat–I was keeping my fingers crossed for Killing Them Softly, One M*#$@r F*#$%r at a Time! LOL

Hey, Jen, I’m not surprised you ran into Maudeen and Leatrice at Wal Mart. They’re always there. Memories, you know? Maudeen’s daughter, Beula Jean, had her wedding reception there a year ago…in the Garden Center.

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Allison Brennan

Allison Brennan is a New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of nearly three dozen romantic thrillers and mysteries, including the Lucy Kincaid series and the Max Revere series. She lives in Northern California with her husband, five children, and assorted pets.