A rich Arab travelling in an Air-India plane sees a pretty air-hostess
and rushes to the captain. "I want to buy that air-hostess" he says.
Captain: You can't buy the air-hostess, she belongs to the plane.
Arab: Then I want to buy the plane.
Captain: You can't buy the plane, it belongs to Air-India.
Arab Then I want to buy Air-India
Captain: You can't buy Air-India, it belongs to the government of India.
Arab: Then I want to buy the Government of India..

Captain: Sorry, chum. The Government of India has already been sold to the Ambanis.
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