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Thank You, FBI!

December 13, 2015

Why am I thanking the FBI? Because they've made animal cruelty a "crime against society" and, therefore, a Class A felony. Way to go, FBI! This new designation will not only help an untold number of helpless animals each year, but it will also assist the FBI in detecting possible serial killers. Dahmer, Son of Sam, Boston Stranger--they all tortured animals as youths.