Earlier this week, perhaps you took a moment to scroll through Part One of the 140 character quips I featured from “The Bigger Book of Parenting Tweets,” a sequel to “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets,” naturally.

If you did, you laughed hysterically, right?

And you want some more, right?

Okay, fine.

Here’s more from the funniest parents on Twitter, who just really get it.

Really.

But don’t take my word for it. Judge for yourself. Presenting another sampling of tweets from the book:

How to RSVP to a kid party:

1. Pretend you have better things to do

2. Realize you don’t have better things to do

3. RSVP “Can’t wait!”

4. Cry

– @LurkAtHomeMom

“I’ve never been to a yoga class, but I’ve taken 30 minutes to exit a baby’s room in slow motion … so I think I’ve done all the positions.” – @ParentNormal

“I’ve discovered the key to always having a hot cup of coffee! Never have children.” – @BPMBadassMama

“No better reminder that you have enough children than going to a kids movie on a holiday weekend.” – @DesignerDaddy

Scroll through to see more:

In case you missed it, here are the 32 hysterically honest tweets featured in Part One:

Here are some more hilariously accurate tweets about parenting from the first book: