My old fart of a doctor retired and I got a new sexy woman doctor. One of the first things she said to me was that I had to stop masturbating.I know right? That's what I asked, and she said"Because I'm trying to examine you."

Old_Fark:My old fart of a doctor retired and I got a new sexy woman doctor. One of the first things she said to me was that I had to stop masturbating.I know right? That's what I asked, and she said"Because I'm trying to examine you."

Old_Fark:My old fart of a doctor retired and I got a new sexy woman doctor. One of the first things she said to me was that I had to stop masturbating.I know right? That's what I asked, and she said"Because I'm trying to examine you."

I don't think you'd actually be responsible, would you? It isn't a moving violation, and it doesn't seem like something that would be covered by collision or liability. It is an act of vandalism by a known party. Wouldn't they just pull the cash out of Mr. Fappy's ass?

A note to anybody who might attempt to stop a man from masturbating. The most favorable outcome is typically achieved by repeatedly guiding the masturbating man's penis inside your mouth, whilst tenderly caressing his testicles with one of your hands.

Old_Fark:My old fart of a doctor retired and I got a new sexy woman doctor. One of the first things she said to me was that I had to stop masturbating.I know right? That's what I asked, and she said"Because I'm trying to examine you."

MrHappyRotter:Why is it that I never get to be the lucky one that gets to see a dude jerking off in public? Is there no God? Does he have no mercy?

Do you want to see a drunk old balding dude with paunch beating off in public while staring in the window of the apartment directly below mine at 7:30am? I got the pleasure of seeing that when I lived in my old place in Petersburg.

Old_Fark:My old fart of a doctor retired and I got a new sexy woman doctor. One of the first things she said to me was that I had to stop masturbating.I know right? That's what I asked, and she said"Because I'm trying to examine you."

Do_Not_Want:MrHappyRotter: Why is it that I never get to be the lucky one that gets to see a dude jerking off in public? Is there no God? Does he have no mercy?

Do you want to see a drunk old balding dude with paunch beating off in public while staring in the window of the apartment directly below mine at 7:30am? I got the pleasure of seeing that when I lived in my old place in Petersburg.

In college the dorms were separated by train tracks. Not "other side of the tracks," But an actual track running between two high-rise buildings. Anyway, some guy across the track always jerked off when a train went by. I know this because he left his curtains open and definitely appeared to be showing off as he feverishly went at it whenever a train horn sounded. I know that people are into some different sh*t, but the sound of a train?

Whatever. He amused everyone at my parties. "10:30 train! Who wants to see something weird!?"