Because there was no way that I could write a bio for myself without being called an egomaniac, I decided to have one of my bitter ex-girlfriends write one for me....

"Ron is a jerk. He has an extensive background in wrestling, and was even a published author on the subject. He's now working on his first novel, and I hope he fails miserably. He has a biting sense of humor, a mediocre blend of sarcasm and wit. He'd rather be watching the Nets or his stupid DVDs than spend some time with me. He attended Rutgers College, and is currently earning his MBA in Marketing at Ramapo College in New Jersey. He told me we'd be together forever. Please take me back, Ron."