We’ve Found One of the Worst Ways for a Threesome to End

GOOD: Dude in China managed to have a steamy threesome with two chicks in his car on the top of a hill. BAD: One of the three releases the handbrake, the car starts rolling down the hill at top speeds, and the man narrowly escapes while the chicks almost die. Shit. That sounds like the plot of a fake Tucker Max story.

Two naked women and one half-dressed man were about to embark on a passionate threesome in a car last week in Wenzhou, China, when one of the them accidentally released the handbrake and sent the vehicle rolling down a hill into a tree.

The nearly-naked man escaped unharmed, but the women were not so fortunate. They needed to be cut from the car by firemen and suffered serious injuries, according to reports. One of the women suffered two broken legs.

Doubt that there will be a “next time” for this guy once these chicks recover. I’m no expert, but nothing probably dries a moist pussy faster, and more permanently, than a mid-sex near death experience. Well, nothing except a ShamWow, that is. Ain’t that right, Vince?