Well, except for Calvin. If he ever caught a mouse he would try to lick it to death.

I have been considering getting a cat. If i do, I really need the killer kind, to preemptively deal with any mouse problems. How do I find a kitten who will become a nice friendly neighborhood rodent killer?

Ewe thinking inside or outside mouse control? If you want mostly an outside cat, maybe check on craigslist for farmcats?

I would think that baby munkey will be psyched about you getting a cat.

Inside. And yeah, baby munkey would be psyched.

If you want inside kitteh, most any cat would be fine.

Hell, Feisty is a half blind softie who would probably starve within a few days of being let outside, and even she probably keeps mice away, just with her presence.

I would probably not get too focused on finding a great mouser, because that would probably run the risk of winding up with a cat who breaks stuff, jumps up on counters, and isn't cuddly enough.

Just get the best, cutest kitten who comes up to you when you check it out.

I sort of have a feeling if mice decided to get up in our condo, they would just laugh at our cat.

Well, except for Calvin. If he ever caught a mouse he would try to lick it to death.

I have been considering getting a cat. If i do, I really need the killer kind, to preemptively deal with any mouse problems. How do I find a kitten who will become a nice friendly neighborhood rodent killer?

Ewe thinking inside or outside mouse control? If you want mostly an outside cat, maybe check on craigslist for farmcats?

I would think that baby munkey will be psyched about you getting a cat.

Inside. And yeah, baby munkey would be psyched.

If you want inside kitteh, most any cat would be fine.

Hell, Feisty is a half blind softie who would probably starve within a few days of being let outside, and even she probably keeps mice away, just with her presence.

I would probably not get too focused on finding a great mouser, because that would probably run the risk of winding up with a cat who breaks stuff, jumps up on counters, and isn't cuddly enough.

Just get the best, cutest kitten who comes up to you when you check it out.

durpity. i can't imagine that "superb mouser" and "cuddlemuffin" tend to come in the same cat. fiesty is a lousy hunter but shes an awesome fur neckwarmer. i can't imagine dealing with bullshit for a cat that's not even sweet to you.

Double durpity durp durp.

Feister is a pain in the ass who throws up, pees in the basement, knocks shit over and loses it, and is always whining. But at the end of the day, she luuuurvez us, and just wants to hang out and cuddle.

So many other cats I know have all her negative traits, but then when you try to cuddle, they just hiss and go "fuck ewe!"

feisty sounds like misu, but with more whining. and less crap in the bathtub.

Hiked owt to teh New New in teh drizzle and managed to put in half a dozen bolts and cleaned choss for a few hours this morning before teh drill gave up and I got cold and tired.

It's know WNSG but it's steep enough. Saw my favorite ranger looking at my car, but he didn't try to hike up to see what I wus doing. Maybe in a few seasons ov occasional werk and we'll has another gnu crag.

I din't has teh camera today but hears an old pic that I've posted in teh past ov teh crag.

Just came back from getting the hairs cut. I think it's too short, and there's no layers so with the blow dry/straightening they do for you at the salon, it looks a little posh spice. We'll see what it does when I shower, go to sleep with my hair wet, and wake up doing nothing to it. That's the real test.

I kin tell from rite hear, even withowt looking... it's two short.

I noes it's more werk, but wimin look better with teh long hairs.

I prefer long hair, but Brian is a freak who likes the short hairs. Even the stylist agrees men like long hair better.

It is a well documented fact that 84.6% of women look better with short hair.

No. and GTFO!

Shouldn't you be more careful commenting on the bolded part? You are, however, correct on the second part.

Teh pegboard champ is competing in Italy this weekend. I will have to wait until I get home on Sunday night to find out how he did, but he better do better this time than last time because I can't handle any more sulking.

yeah, camhat's foot better get better soon, too.

finger in teh eye... broken foot.... knot to werry, there will be sumthin gnu to sideline his progress... and complain about.

Now fuck off. We're talking about tango dancing, and don't want to hear from you.

You can tell me to fuck off etc all you like.

Anyway, I don't know any of you personally, so most of what you chat about here I have nothing to say about. In other words, no - you won't hear from me, not often. I speak up when I *do* have something to say, which is rarely.

Cheers,

GO

sighs.... just whut we kneed, another fuking clamhed who has nothing to say but just loves teh sound ov his own voice.

Hiked owt to teh New New in teh drizzle and managed to put in half a dozen bolts and cleaned choss for a few hours this morning before teh drill gave up and I got cold and tired.

It's know WNSG but it's steep enough. Saw my favorite ranger looking at my car, but he didn't try to hike up to see what I wus doing. Maybe in a few seasons ov occasional werk and we'll has another gnu crag.

I din't has teh camera today but hears an old pic that I've posted in teh past ov teh crag.

If you need to use the restroom, you have to go to another building. Someone drilled through the main water line.

Sorry for the inconvenience.

It is freaking 14F and snowing outside. I think if I head outside, I'll walk all the way to my car, ans go home.

if it is 14F and snowing, what teh fuk is somebody doing outside drilling through the water line?

GUD point. But you are forgetting that this is CLEVELAND. They do this sort of shit here.

I remember a couple of years ago, some construction guys managed to cut both our primary electric cable line AND the backup line. In the same freaking day.

And then we discovered that some of the freezers that were supposed to be plugged into the emergency-outlets were not, in fact, plugged in into the outlets that were functional on the backup-of-the-backup emergency generator. Fun times!

heh. I was listening to the Dirtbag diaries yesterday. The new podcast was about the disneyland matterhorn climbers. They brought back the program and were auditioning climbers.

The gal was talking about how all these LA badasses showed up and were spraying up down left and right. She went on to say how one of the dudes was even on the cover of the new Joshua Tree guidebook.

LOL. Had to be the coverboy!

it's a small werld.... teh 'gal' ewe speak ov iz susanica. taught her how to climb owt at NJC before we spent a summer together in rifle and maple, sweet young lady.

she took this pic ov me during teh photo shoot fer teh 'catwalk' artical in climbing.

This iz a pic ov her and I sitting together that wus in teh artical.

heh. It all comes full circle now.

She was talking about how she had lost her zest for climbing. Too many injuries, couldn't pull w/o pain, but climbing the fake matterhorn in lederhosen brought back teh joys.

Will she stalk BET?

Yea I heard teh podcast last week....

And know I dun't thinks she will stalk teh BET.... but it's hard to say. She is a sweet girl and I have run into her since we used to hang owt together. She suggested that we get owt on teh rode again, but at teh tyme it didn't seem like a gud idea, so I passed.

Lots ov natural talent, we had only been climbing a few months together when we went to Rifle, she did teh Defenceless Betty and teh Hang 'em High... I thinks that's what it called, a 12c or sumthin a couple routes to teh right of defencless betty on teh project wall. Sides, she wus teh won who swooped me, I wus just along fer teh ride. She rote me sum really romantic poetry... and we has a lot ov fun together, so I dun't thinks I'm on her shitz list. Guess we'll sea.

Today is an anniversary of Vladimir Vysotsky. He was a Russian poet/actor/songwriter who also dabbled in mountaneering some. He had the audacity to marry a French actress. The Authorities never quite got over it.

Died back in 1980, but people still sing his songs.

I attempted to google-translate one. Very not-funny, in a sad way.

Anyway, I think Camhead would have liked his guitar-playing, and jack would have liked his attitude, but you won't ever get to know what his songs said... oh well.

Have you played some of his stuff for me before? I remember some Russian folk-climber-singer guy...

Just came back from getting the hairs cut. I think it's too short, and there's no layers so with the blow dry/straightening they do for you at the salon, it looks a little posh spice. We'll see what it does when I shower, go to sleep with my hair wet, and wake up doing nothing to it. That's the real test.

I kin tell from rite hear, even withowt looking... it's two short.

I noes it's more werk, but wimin look better with teh long hairs.

I prefer long hair, but Brian is a freak who likes the short hairs. Even the stylist agrees men like long hair better.

It is a well documented fact that 84.6% of women look better with short hair.

No. and GTFO!

Shouldn't you be more careful commenting on the bolded part? You are, however, correct on the second part.

Now fuck off. We're talking about tango dancing, and don't want to hear from you.

You can tell me to fuck off etc all you like.

Anyway, I don't know any of you personally, so most of what you chat about here I have nothing to say about. In other words, no - you won't hear from me, not often. I speak up when I *do* have something to say, which is rarely.

Just came back from getting the hairs cut. I think it's too short, and there's no layers so with the blow dry/straightening they do for you at the salon, it looks a little posh spice. We'll see what it does when I shower, go to sleep with my hair wet, and wake up doing nothing to it. That's the real test.

I kin tell from rite hear, even withowt looking... it's two short.

I noes it's more werk, but wimin look better with teh long hairs.

I prefer long hair, but Brian is a freak who likes the short hairs. Even the stylist agrees men like long hair better.

It is a well documented fact that 84.6% of women look better with short hair.

No. and GTFO!

Shouldn't you be more careful commenting on the bolded part? You are, however, correct on the second part.

Just came back from getting the hairs cut. I think it's too short, and there's no layers so with the blow dry/straightening they do for you at the salon, it looks a little posh spice. We'll see what it does when I shower, go to sleep with my hair wet, and wake up doing nothing to it. That's the real test.

I kin tell from rite hear, even withowt looking... it's two short.

I noes it's more werk, but wimin look better with teh long hairs.

I prefer long hair, but Brian is a freak who likes the short hairs. Even the stylist agrees men like long hair better.

It is a well documented fact that 84.6% of women look better with short hair.

No. and GTFO!

Shouldn't you be more careful commenting on the bolded part? You are, however, correct on the second part.

So I have gotten myself into a bit of a pickle. In my exuberance to stay for free at someone's cabin near ice climbing I have somehow agreed to be the only leader in the group of 4 and to set up TRs for them.

oops

Our fearless guide!

It looks like this is going ahead. I should have thought about it more before I commited though.

I do like the idea of stay at a warm cabin 4 miles from the crag though!

at this poynt, teh best ewe kin due iz burn them owt early.

And then they go home early to the cabin that's only 4 miles away.

Honestly though, I think the cold will get them more than the activity level.

hopefully won ov them will be left to belay ewe.

ewe must have missed teh part where she suckered a second leader in ... probibly with teh free candy cabin 4 miles from the climbs.

yea, I guess I due remember that.... but in my defence, it wus teh middle ov teh nite and I wus hopped up on pain killers.

random question: I've got grupe bookmarked in my firefox browser. For the last few weeks, whenever I click the bookmark for it, it gives me the "file 404 not found" screen. Then I click the book mark again and I go to grupe.

Is this happening with anybody else? Google grupes are weak, but my shitty browser is, too.

sighs.....

PLEASE clamhed, try to pay attention? I has mentioned, more than wonce that I haven't been able to get on grupe in months. and yea I gets teh same message and I use firefox.

Just came back from getting the hairs cut. I think it's too short, and there's no layers so with the blow dry/straightening they do for you at the salon, it looks a little posh spice. We'll see what it does when I shower, go to sleep with my hair wet, and wake up doing nothing to it. That's the real test.

I kin tell from rite hear, even withowt looking... it's two short.

I noes it's more werk, but wimin look better with teh long hairs.

I prefer long hair, but Brian is a freak who likes the short hairs. Even the stylist agrees men like long hair better.

It is a well documented fact that 84.6% of women look better with short hair.

No. and GTFO!

Shouldn't you be more careful commenting on the bolded part? You are, however, correct on the second part.

Now fuck off. We're talking about tango dancing, and don't want to hear from you.

You can tell me to fuck off etc all you like.

Anyway, I don't know any of you personally, so most of what you chat about here I have nothing to say about. In other words, no - you won't hear from me, not often. I speak up when I *do* have something to say, which is rarely.

Cheers,

GO

sighs.... just whut we kneed, another fuking clamhed who has nothing to say but just loves teh sound ov his own voice.