Shit post or not; I found the story interesting enough to edit it a bit. Cut out the bologna, as Andy Kaufman would say.
CONCERN finally changes the date of 9/11 to 10/12. Due to this the people submit to CONCERN's strong technological effect. There is war, aliens, confusion, etc.
At the right time there's an announcement that receives the full attention of those who are left. The message is that every human being must come together and be asleep all at the same time on a certain time and date. The certain time and date and moment of the sleeping event is 11:59PM, Christmas Eve, T.B.D. An instant sleeping medication is introduced to help aid those who are willing to co-operate, and an instant death injection is given to those who are unwilling. A middle aged man begins to be plagued by horrific nightmares as a result of a lone side effect caused by the instant sleeping medication. The man goes from being completely willing to participate to becoming completely determined to stay awake during the event as the nightmares and delusions get the better of him. The man prepares for a home visit interrogation that every household must go through by an assigned agent who is skilled as a human lie detector to make sure they are really willing to co-operate. The man goes through extreme lengths to pass the test. The rest of the willing receive deep sleep from the medication, and so do the unwilling from the injection. But the man has nightmares, delusions and psychosis. The man has an affair on his pregnant wife with a hermaphrodite who believes she is the reincarnation of Elizabeth Bathory. Towards the end, the man influenced by what plagues him chooses to brutally murder his wife and unborn kid and tells the hermaphrodite to "go f*ck herself" while he intends to still stay up.

I don't have the time to demonstrate with action figures but I have a finishing move in my head thats hard to explain. I call it the Inverted Powerbomb (working title).
You grab them like a reverse DDT, bend them like dragon sleeper, put your legs between their head and pick them up like a tombstone and keep lifting and plant them on their belly/chest powerbomb style with a different landing.

Miz makes a good intercontinental champion. Would you guys rather see Miz (c) vs. Daniel Bryan or Daniel Bryan vs. Batista?
I'd pick the former. D-Bry wins via quick small package after Miz is distracted by a kiss from Maryse. Really though, does anybody here play Extreme Warfare Revenge?