breakfast lunch dinner why not just move in together

Bloomberg reports that in response to a new decree by BofA’s recently promoted head of global equities distribution that salespeople must “attend at least 30 meetings a month with clients,” lest they be punished come payday, some frustrated worker-bees– who would just like to have one lunch or dinner or goddamn second alone and not in the company of a client who’d rather talk over the phone anyway, Jesus fuck– have resorted to broadening their definition of what counts as meal or meeting with a customer.*

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Nov 14, 2012 at 6:36 PM

SAC

Mary Jo White was the top federal prosecutor in New York City during Bill Bratton’s first run as the Big Apple’s top cop, and she learned a few lessons from his “broken windows” theory: Clean a place up a little, and throw the fucking book at the street urchins who are messing things up with […]