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These are great! It wasn't a CoTH signature line, but there was a girl at my barn who had a (rather pig-headed) all chestnut gelding. I commented to her about how he didn't even have a snip or a sock or anything and she nodded seriously and said, "Yep. It explains so much about him- no place to let the devil out."

Don't know where I heard this one.
Horses: one really scary butterfly away from total disaster.

Oh, man, that is awesome!
I also really really like the one on Equilibrium's tag line from the song Shimmer, by Fuel:All that she intends, and all she keeps inside, isn't on the label.
Awesomeness!
Dee

"I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']"I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."[/FONT]

[FONT='Verdana','sans-serif']Nevermind. I'll do it! [/FONT]

WOW! Just WOW! I read that and started rolling with laughter.... I don't know if I'm brave enough to use that one!!!!

When life throws you lemons, put on your best Asian accent and scream "Faaack yuuuu Rehmooohns!" (says yours truly, the half-Japanese kid )

"I have noticed that many who use text messages and email have forgotten the 'art' of capitalization. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."