"A hundred bucks says he has that 'disguise' already," she laughed. "But ... I don't know, medium?" She hazarded a guess. Honestly, she was terrible at eyeballing things like that so it was hit or miss as to how accurate that was going to be.

"Listen, if I let him wear one of his Aquaman shirts, you know someone in our DnD group is gonna set him off and I just don't want to have to deal with it," he laughed, hooking her by the arm and towing her towards the entrance. "Come be my t-shirt model so I don't get his short ass a crop top."