Emily: How serious were you two?Raj: Well, to be honest, we only went on four dates, hugged twice, kissed once, and there was a handshake loaded with sexual innuendo.Emily: Wait, so... a girl you never slept with sent you an e-mail and you felt so guilty about it that you had to tell me?Raj: Yeah.Emily: That's kind of adorable.

Penny: Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, here come the waterworks.Sheldon [running to bathroom]: Here come the waterworks!Leonard: Aren't you gonna ask?Penny: What is this, my first day?

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Penny: Next time I get pulled over for a speeding ticket, here come the waterworks.Sheldon [running to bathroom]: Here come the waterworks!Leonard: Aren't you gonna ask?Penny: What is this, my first day?