Humans are the only animals that sutter,said the teacher. A little girl raises her hand,I had a kitty cat who stuttered. The teacher asked the girl to describe the incident. Well,she said,I was in the backyard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,he jumped over the fence into the yard! That must've been scary said the teacher. It sure was!said the little girl. My kitty went Fffff,Fffff,Fffff and before he could say F***! The Rottweiler ate him.

Humans are the only animals that sutter,said the teacher. A little girl raises her hand,I had a kitty cat who stuttered. The teacher asked the girl to describe the incident. Well,she said,I was in the backyard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it,he jumped over the fence into the yard! That must've been scary said the teacher. It sure was!said the little girl. My kitty went Fffff,Fffff,Fffff and before he could say F***! The Rottweiler ate him.

A farmer buys a rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster,Get out old man! this is my barn now! Tell you what,says the old rooster. I'll race you around the farm,winner gets all the chicks. The old rooster takes off toward the front of the house with the young rooster chasing him. The farmer takes one look at the roosters,pulls out his shotgun and blows the young one away. DAMNIT, says the farmer. That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month.

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