Umm...not just subby...apparently the author of the piece fails at reading comprehe...wait...the article headline says "Father"....What the fark is going on here? This is all sorts of goofy farked up. Maybe they're gay men? Do kids with gay dads call one of them Mother? Does one dad refer to himself that way? I need a drink now.

Spad31:Umm...not just subby...apparently the author of the piece fails at reading comprehe...wait...the article headline says "Father"....What the fark is going on here? This is all sorts of goofy farked up. Maybe they're gay men? Do kids with gay dads call one of them Mother? Does one dad refer to himself that way? I need a drink now.

My kid tried something like that, I'd do the same goddamn thing. I wouldn't have gotten all self-righteous in the description, but you can bet your bottom dollar that behavior like that would get the kid's ticket sold in a New York minute. She'd also find out that her cell phone didn't work and that her Facebook password had been changed.

And Sprint Family Locator is a great, great tool. Even if I only ended up ever using it to find lost/stolen phones. The knowledge that I had it was enough to keep 'em where they were supposed to be.

the animated gif is unnecessary, but this line is great: Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!!

edmo:tin_man: Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.

Came here to say this, very happy to see I'm not the only one that thinks so.

Seconded, thirded, whatever. But yah, good move to show there is consequences for intentionally bad decisions.

ManateeGag:the animated gif is unnecessary, but this line is great: Tricks like this on OUR parents is how HALF of you were conceived .....And why a lot of your friends DONT have an address to send that Fathers day card to!!!

Can they even do that? I thought a lot of ticket sellers/venues were now tying the ticket to the person, like airline tickets, so you can't just transfer them to someone else (ostensibly to fight scalping--because StubHub doesn't like competition).

Shostie:Spad31: Umm...not just subby...apparently the author of the piece fails at reading comprehe...wait...the article headline says "Father"....What the fark is going on here? This is all sorts of goofy farked up. Maybe they're gay men? Do kids with gay dads call one of them Mother? Does one dad refer to himself that way? I need a drink now.

Also, looked at the auction.. $12K (AUS) for 4 concert tickets that don't seem to be particularly prime seats? Right now, AUS $ are worth slightly more than US $. I'm betting the kiddies are bidding up the auction to ensure the tickets don't sell in time.

tin_man:Reading that, whichever parent it may have been written by, it doesn't take long to figure out where the child's shiatty attitude comes from.

This. If you want respect, you must give respect. Yes, this even means parents need to respect their children.

I'm not opposed to punishing kids that step out of line, but The brutally brilliant (somewhat excessive) product description reads: ... yeah. That. I hope the scowl on your biatchy little friends faces Hmm? You're insulting her friends why, exactly? Her friends are not your concern, dad/mom. Lay off already. You're just making more trouble.

She's learning a great truth of life early: that when you're a teenager you think that you're a brilliant mix of ninja/criminal mastermind and your parents couldn't count to 11 without your dad unzipping his fly when in reality even your golden retriever is rolling its eyes at you.

For a while I tried to be all "stop liking things I don't like" with my daughter and One Direction, but that's a lost cause by now. Now their images are all over her room, all five of 'em, Harry and Liam and Louis and Bobby and Skippy or whatever.

dahmers love zombie:My kid tried something like that, I'd do the same goddamn thing. I wouldn't have gotten all self-righteous in the description, but you can bet your bottom dollar that behavior like that would get the kid's ticket sold in a New York minute. She'd also find out that her cell phone didn't work and that her Facebook password had been changed.

And Sprint Family Locator is a great, great tool. Even if I only ended up ever using it to find lost/stolen phones. The knowledge that I had it was enough to keep 'em where they were supposed to be.

hate to break it to ya pops but odds are your kid is smarter than you or at least more tech savvy.. probably has duplicate or clone FB accounts only her friends know about and her friends probably extra phone that she'll borrow and clone the SIM card etc,

cgraves67:Following through with your punishment is good parenting, but there's no need for public disclosure of your child's bad behavior. Now everyone knows she is easy for "older guys". Good job on that one.

Most parents who feel a need to punish their daughters with slut shaming language are the same types that would pat their sons on the back for the same behavior.They could have sold the tickets without this craptastic example of parenting.

Surely these young women will do something productive with their time now that those tickets are being sold and won't instead lie harder, stay out later and get pregnant-er, as a result of this brilliant tactic.

Don't air your farking dirty laundry on the internet, people. Sell the tickets, and talk to your kids in person. This bleed over shiat is dumb.