Role Play: The 2004 Muppet Holiday Party!

Oh hey, I forgot to introduce everybody to a few added guests I brought with me from the dorms.
*Introduces Odie, Nermal, and Arlene.
The Count: "Ah ha! That's 3, 3 furry felines! 3 furry and lowable blue monsters! And 3 batty beauties! Add them all up and its 9 vonderful guests here at the party!
I love multiplication too."
*Thunder and lightning sound off in the distance.

Hey guys!!! It's Christmas!!!
Woo-hoo, and joy to every 1 here at the party!
The Count: "Ah ha! Yes, the time has come for me to count up all the presents handed out and opened by all the guests here at the party!
So, who's first to get their presents?"

Hi Kyle, glad you had yourself a nice little Christmas.
The Count: "Ah, hello fellows, now I have a chance to give you presents."

*Out of Character: The gifts the guests get from me are from both my human persona and my Muppet character/screen ID namesake.

*Hands present to Cookie, Grover, and Herry Monster.
*Presents are wrapped with lovely little black ribbons.
These gifts are from us and from the Count's bats as well, since we all worked on thinking what would make good gifts.
Hope you guys like them.

*out of character* quoting Dr. Evil,'No Mini-me,we do not gnaw on our kitty.Just love him and stroke him.' <laughing out loud> How was your Christmas Kyle?I just arrived home from my roomate's grandmother's house,lots of food for dinner.Hiya Nermal,glad some cat is going to keep my lap warm on this bitter cold Xmas night.

*back in character* I hope everyone likes their presents that I bought them.Feliz Navidad Count.

Thank you Janice, and I hope you had a vonderful holiday yourself.
*Approaches Christmas tree and digs out present with black ribbon.
Here you go Janice, this present is from us to you.
Ah ha! That makes 4 Christmas gifts handed out! Oh, I can't vait for more guests here at the party to come and get their gifts. It always makes me smile whenever I get to count up the smiling faces of my friends on the holidays.

Hi Kyle, glad you had yourself a nice little Christmas.
The Count: "Ah, hello fellows, now I have a chance to give you presents."

*Out of Character: The gifts the guests get from me are from both my human persona and my Muppet character/screen ID namesake.

*Hands present to Cookie, Grover, and Herry Monster.
*Presents are wrapped with lovely little black ribbons.
These gifts are from us and from the Count's bats as well, since we all worked on thinking what would make good gifts.
Hope you guys like them.

Herry: Thank too Count. Its always fun to be w/ family and friends. And I'm glad to have all of ya'll as friends and your all family to me too. Group Hug?

I love ya'll all w/ my heart and too you teat me w/ care. Even those I mix a little fun w/ other characters from other produicen. *Garfield jumps into arms* I love you too you fat cat. Ya'll too Arlene, Nermal and Odie. Glad to have such good roommates. *Monsters look at me w/ tears in their eyes* Me and the cats and dog are going to head back to the dorms. Are ya'll coming?

Grover: Nah. We have to help clean up. We'll be home soon. Talk to you later Kyle, Garfield, Nermal, Odie and Arlene.

For Cookie Monster, we got him a book of cookie recipes from around the world and a box of fine Tollhouse chocolate chip cookies.
For Herry, we got him a water-proof sports watch and a bag of M&M peanut candies.
And for Grover, we got him a PDA so that he can keep track of his day jobs without mixing one for the other. It also has an atlas map with the Sesame Street sign fixed in the spot of New York City, New York USA, so he'll always know where home is. And there's a bag of pink jellybeans there for him too.

Hope you guys enjoy your gifts.

Oh and Kermammbo, before you leave...
*Hands presents to Ernie.
Here's your gift, along with a little something for you and Rubber Duckie. It's a bubble wand and bottle of bubble liquid for blowing vonderous bubbles whenever you're taking a bath.
Hope you like it and have a happy holidays.

For Cookie Monster, we got him a book of cookie recipes from around the world and a box of fine Tollhouse chocolate chip cookies.
For Herry, we got him a water-proof sports watch and a bag of M&M peanut candies.
And for Grover, we got him a PDA so that he can keep track of his day jobs without mixing one for the other. It also has an atlas map with the Sesame Street sign fixed in the spot of New York City, New York USA, so he'll always know where home is. And there's a bag of pink jellybeans there for him too.

The Count: "Mmm, yes I believe that Miss Piggy said the party vould go on till next week. That way, some of the guests who've left for their own holiday happenings can have a chance to come back and rejoin us here at the party. BTW: Janice, have you opened your gift yet? The one I got for you?
Hope you like it, that'll make 5 Christmas gifts I've handed out."

You know, my fingers are a little tired from all that piano playing, . Why don't I pass out these presents I got for everyone?

Here you go Count, a counting machine.
This one's for Janice, a lifetime subscription to Guitar magazine.
Got one for Floyd, it's a special edition CD I cut covering some of your favorite songs.
Here you are Piggy, a diamond encrusted mirror.
This is for Kermit, a new pair of tap shoes.
Here's Rizzo's, a block of gorgonzola shaped as your favorite Mice Girl.
For you, Ernie, a toy sailboat.
Let's see...Grover, Cookie, Herry, enjoy those guys, it's a Fraggle pebble, a box of Girl Scout Thin Mints and a teddy bear, respectively.
Here's for master break dancer Chef, a new turkey baster.
Okay, Prarie Dawn, here you go...it's a roll of pink satin ribbon.
Wilkins, for you, a new coffee mug.
This one is Animal's...a new pair of bongos.
and I got this for Pepe...hope Tom didn't accidentally get a hold of him.
Here you go, Zoot, a sleeping mask.
Here's a stocking for the bats full of batty goodness.
And for my man Odie, here you are, a steel boot.
And for the second-coolest cat I know (right behind Gaffer), here, a family sized box of Stouffer's frozen lasagna.
I hope that covers everyone.

Cookie M: Mmmmmm *mouth full* theses some yummie cookies. Oh is me going to be so full of cookies.

Grover: Rowlf I'll take the things you got Odie and Garfield to them. I know they'll love them to bits. Here Rowlf. This is from Me the monsters and Kyle. *hands Count the present* Here Count. Here Janice and Dee. Here Piggy. Here Floyd. Here Prarie. Here Ernie. Here Kermit. Here Rizzo and G-Man. Dee you can give this to Zoot. I'm going to take me a bath. *grabs towel, soap and graduation cap*