Also known as shota, much like 16-year-old girls, 13-year-old boys can be found all over AIM or, in a less popular but more concentrated population, such as Droidz or BYOND. They are easily recognized as they lack an Adam's apple, and their lack of pubic hair, undropped balls, nasally voices and microscopic penises. They make easy targets for drama baiting as their slavering worship of known fucktards Adam Sandler, Coldplay, Fall Out Boy, Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Linkin Park, and Tony Hawk has recently reached a fever pitch. Many times they are found in str8, chat rooms lying about their age (preferring to be 18 year old boys), or in gay chat rooms. In that case, it is most likely they are 60-year-old male camwhores who like to chat with 13-year-old boys. The typical 13-year-old boy also spends most of his free time reading Cyanide & Happiness comics when hunting for more pictures to shove into his forum signature. When not online, 13-year-old boys can be found playing Candyland, Xbox Live, and Yu-Gi-Oh!, as well as masturbating furiously to pr0n, or trying to date as many girls as possible while generating lulz.

They also, like 16-year-old girls, are proficient at statistics. For example, 92% of teenagers would cry if they were called a freak and have "moved on" from rock to rap. It is unclear whether this 92% are the same for each question polled. In fact, there is no record of any actual poll having taken place, but a million Facebook users putting this in their info can't be wrong.

While they are not as annoying as 16-year-old girls, they tend to have very bad spelling skills and like to say koo a lot. They also enjoy cussing a lot because it's koo and teh fucking shit beyotch LOLLZ OMFG!111. Beware that many of these 13-year-old boys are really FBI agents trying to entrap innocent members of NAMBLA, who are just upstanding citizens out for a good time, as they say. 13-year-old boys make up at least %1.00 of the total teen population. Due to their rarity, a repopulation program is underway and you probably want to breed with them, you sick fuck.

"13 year old boys are total fuck tards who act gay and when I say gay, I mean GAY!!!!!! Like this one boy told this other boy to fuck his ass and then they started dry humping and then all their friends started laughing like they were the kewlest thing since the Nebraska Safe Haven Law. 13 year old boys should die!!!!" - An example of the language used by said tweens.

""LOL DUED I SNIPED 4 WITH 1 BULLET. 1v1 ME NEUB"" -Typical 13 year old who calls himself a "hardcore gamer"

apparently smart asses like you like to act smart by trying to say smart things to 13 year olds.

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—Иịçĸ, typical community member of a MapleStory private server named "xDreamerMS"

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This is when a woman performs oral sex to a man by putting her lips on his dick and sucks it hard and deep. This is for the mans to enjoyment and for the woman to give out of generously, curiously, or just plain loving to give blowjobs. Then after she performs this she can either swallow the cum or spit it out. I think swallowing is one of the sexiest things a woman can do so ladies SWALLOW ON and SUCK HARD.

I have a whisker fetish. Okay, my mother shaved her vagina about a week before I was born. By the time I emerged, the pubic region had whiskers. THat was the first sight/touch I had.

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—Steven Bell, Unusually articulate 13 year old boy and furfag

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!tihs siht daer t'nac uoy ahah ,uoy kcuf eduD

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—Typical faggot that thinks it's cool to type backwards.

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Ranaldo is one of the many Rainbow Dinosaurs on this planet that goes everyday without a bag of skittles. For every person that makes this their signature, Ranaldo will get one skittle. Please, save Ranaldo.

Due to numerous videos on the JewTube, many 13-year-old boys now have mad hacking skillz, yo! They can do shit-chill things with the Command Prompt such as change passwords EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE ADMIN PRIVILEGES!!!11 (lol, just take away background admin), shut down your interwebs, play MUDs, create a fork bomb in Notepad, and this:

Some 13-year-old boys could end up being your boss one day. These are called the nerd-teen-old boys. They relish in the fact that they might be able to rule you with the iron fist of robot armies with the help of the azns and weeaboos. Others are actually kind and act unlike they are age and can be a valuable experience. They most likely end up in a psychiatrist's office when the school bullies have insulted them one too many times and they end up cutting a bitch.

Any screen name/account name associated with said 13 year old boy will be surrounded by "xXfaggy name hereXx"

13 year old boys will sometimes impersonate an Admin of Steam, CS, or any other shittyoverrated game. They will always do it poorly. When they are caught, they will normally cry their faggy little eyes out, resulting in epic lulz. (see here [2]).

13 year old boys possess only partially developed human brains that will not be fully developed and functional for quite a while. As such, they are unable to respond to anything other than explosions, gore, and tits, and cannot process more than the most black and white of plots, which naturally explains their reverence for games such as Halo and Call of Duty, and movies like Transformers and Saw.

13 year old boys are incapable of independent thought, and can only form opinions on religion and politics based on those of friends, family members, and, in particular, those of the popular media.