Ya’ know, I never have liked Romney, but I saw on the horizon a possible need to support him in the voting booth. I’m with most conservatives in that I’d vote for a used condom before I’d stay home and let Teh Lightworker™ walk away with re-election, so as distasteful as it might be we’ll

News flash! National Geographic has found the cure! All we need is a little regional thermonuclear war! Even a regional nuclear war could spark “unprecedented” global cooling and reduce rainfall for years, according to U.S. government computer models. Gotta love computer-modeling. Especially when it’s based on flawed data to start with, like the existence of

Or something similarly stupendously senseless. Remember the old saying about an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters? It appears that His Majesty has located one of the monkeys, although it obviously still has a long way to go before it produces anything worthwhile. We will, to spare you, leave out the

Plus, Paul “Enron Advisor” Krugman proves, once more, that he’s a blathering idiot with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Unless providing people with an IQ above that of boiled leeks with an endless source of hysterical laughter counts which, we suppose, it might. Actually, we’re not entirely fair here. When he claims that Glowbull Wormening caused

We give you Al Gore, high priest of the Cult of Wormening. And you can keep him. Please. It’s not that we’re particularly surprised that he recently blamed record snowfalls and unprecedented cold spells on, wait for it, global warming. Him and his cult seems to trip over words and shove their feet in their