Guests

Late last year, I sat down with Cailey Root, the owner of Toronto’s very own La Petite Mort, to talk about her new store and ask the really hard questions (like whether she’d Fuck, Marry, or Kill the Tantus Rumble). The store is online-based, catering exclusively to Canadians looking for beautiful, body-safe toys without having to go south of the border. She offers a wide selection of curated toys, as well as lingerie, lube, and my favourite – art! Check out La Petite Mort for your Canadian sex toy needs!

From time to time I want to inject another point of view into the blog, and allow someone else’s rambling thoughts to consume your time. This post comes from The Masturbatory Penguin who is one of my closest friends and an exceptionally talented writer who I’m pretty sure would eclipse me if I allowed her full reign around here. Enjoy!

Dicks are weird.

Male genitals were not designed with aesthetics in mind. Not that the average vagina is necessarily a work of art, but at least it tucks away neatly, leaving just a coy little mound to hint at the treasures within. The penis, not so much. It’s out there, front and centre, and it’s ready to party. Oh look! It even brought a couple friends!