There’s a monster that lives
‘neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud!
It’s a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board.
There’s a creature that lurks
Behind the door.
Though I’ve checked there
Fifteen times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night.

Tell the monster that lives
‘neath your bed.
To go somewhere else instead
Or you’ll kick him in the head.
Tell the creature that lurks
Behind the door
If he knows what’s good
He won’t come here no more
’cause you’re kicking his butt
at the count of four!
Goodnight, Demonslayer, goodnight.
Now it’s time, to close your tired eyes
There’s devils to slay
And dragons to ride
If they see you coming
Hell, they’d better hide!
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.
Goodnight my little slayer
Goodnight.

Tell the monster
That eats children
That you taste bad.
And you’re sure
You’d be the worst
He’s ever had.
If he eats you, don’t you fret.
Just cut him open
With an axe
Don’t regret it
He deserved it,
He’s a cad!
Tell the harpies that land
On your bedposts
That come ten or five,
You’ll roast them alive
Tell the Devil, it’s time
You gave him his due.
He should go back to hell
He should shake in his shoes
’cause the mightiest, scariest
creature is you!
Goodnight, Demonslayer, goodnight.
Now it’s time, to close your tired eyes
There’s devils to slay
And dragons to ride
If they see you coming
Hell, they’d better hide!
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.
Goodnight my little slayer
Goodnight.

I won’t tell you
There’s nothing ‘neath your bed
I won’t sell you
That it’s all in your head
This world of ours is not as it seems
The monsters are real
But they’re not in your dreams
Learn what you can from the
Beasts you defeat
You’ll need it for
Some of the people you’ll meet!
Goodnight, Demonslayer, goodnight.
Now it’s time, to close your tired eyes
There’s devils to slay
And dragons to ride
If they see you coming
Hell, they’d better hide!
Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight.
Goodnight my little slayer
Goodnight.