If Slam was having an affair with ET he wouldn't be all giddy about finding a pair of pants (very disappointed they weren't jorts) in his own home, where his family sleeps.

Wow. This got real distorted, real fast.

For those of you who don't know... ET is Indian. The Kama Sutra comes from India. ET was merely teaching my wife and I the best method to transition from page 55 to page 62. If you have the book, you'd understand why its impossible to do while wearing chaps.