Galileo’s Internet (a fable in English, Italiano & Español)

English

Here at the Galileo Galilei Residence (Politecnico di Milano) we have a terrible problem with the Internet, which has gotten worse lately. This here is my representation of the facts in the form of a fable:

Once upon a time there was a residence where many dogs lived. The dogs had a small garden to run around, but since it was so small, the dogs started complaining to their owner because they couldn’t run as much as they wanted, and because there were many rocks and bumps in the grass, so they kept hitting themselves and falling down to the ground. The owner, being such a benevolent person, decided that instead of getting a new, bigger, and smoother garden, the solution was simply crippling the poor dogs. So one by one he went and smacked their little legs with a big bat, leaving them stranded on the small area where they fell, so they couldn’t go running around anymore. Of course, the poor dogs couldn’t move much and soon found to be limited to a very small space in the garden. It was really painful.

The End

Moral of the story? If the dogs complain again, they’ll probably just get castrated! :S