Los Angeles Rams CB Nickell Robey-Coleman needs to stop. This type of stuff basically just guarantees that Tom Brady is going to win the Super Bowl for the next, like, eleven years. STAAAAHHHHHPPPPPPPP

Robey-Coleman is basically walking the plank here, telling Bleacher Report's Tyler Dunne, "Yes. Yes. Age has definitely taken a toll. For him to still be doing it, that’s a great compliment for him. But I think that he’s definitely not the same quarterback he was. Movement. Speed. Velocity. Arm strength. He still can sling it, but he’s not slinging it as much. Whatever he was doing—because of his age and all that—he’s not doing as much of that anymore. He’s still doing the same things; he’s just not doing as much of it. And sometimes, it’s not the sharpest. But it still gets done.”

​Will y'all never learn?

extra points:

Some chick named Kelsy Karter got a fuckin FACE TATTOO of Harry Styles for some reason. For real. This is worse than the idiot sports fans who get a tattoo of their favorite team next to the Super Bowl logo in August.

One of the biggest Super Bowl storylines that doesn't involve the New England Patriots is that the Pittsburgh Steelers have not yet allowed their problematic superstar receiver Antonio Brown to seek a trade. I'll get my popcorn ready.

Baltimore Ravens head coach John Harbaughwants you to think that free agents are going to want to play with QB Lamar Jackson. That could be true, but clearly players who need to catch a ball from him (i.e. wide receivers) -- this is one of the last places they're going to want to play, unless it's for an insane amount of cash.

The Jokeland Raiders are currently calling their season ticket holders (imagine that) and telling them that they're not sure where they're going to be playing next season. That's a great strategy, considering they're already accepting deposits for tickets in Las Vegas?

Adam Schefter claims that he was the one who let new Green Bay Packers head coach Matt LaFleur know that he was the new Green Bay Packers head coach. Schefter says to HBO Sports, "Basically called the Packers head coach, Matt LaFleur the day he was hired. And I said, ‘Matt– just wanted to confirm you’re taking the Green Bay Packers head coaching job?’ And he said, ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

New Orleans Saints QB Drew Breesposted an uplifting message (aka he's better than I am, because I would be fuckin pissed still) telling fans he'll turn the negative energy into positivity or some shit like that.

I'm officially jealous of Bill Belichick. Apparently him and Sean McVay have been texting each other all year. This is an all new Belichickian style of cheating.

bachelor serial killer of the week:

Courtney. This weirdo blamed all the other girls for not getting to talk to Colton, and then INSTEAD of talking to Colton, goes to talk to Demi about why SHE talked to Colton. So exhausting. Colton picked up on this serial killer behavior of being a complete and utter psycho and sent her ass home. Later days Courtney, ya weirdo.
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