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Lionel Hutz: First, some ground rules: Number one, we get bathroom breaks every half-hour.Devil Flanders: Agreed! Number two, the jury will be chosen by me!Lionel Hutz: Agreed. No, wait--Devil Flanders: Silence! I give you the Jury of the Damned! Benedict Arnold, Lizzie Borden, Richard Nixon--Nixon: But I'm not dead yet! In fact, I just wrote an article for Redbook.Devil Flanders: Hey, listen; I did a favor for you!Nixon: Yes, master.Devil Flanders: John Wilkes Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, John Dillinger, the starting line-up of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!Simpsons: Ahh!

Lisa: Grampa's a vampire?Bart: We're all vampires.Lisa: But no. We killed Mr. Burns.Homer: You have to kill the head vampire.Lisa: You're the head vampire?Marge: No, I'm the head vampire. (Lets out an evil laugh)Lisa: Mom?Marge: Well I do have a life outside this house, you know.