In honor of President's Day, President Barack Obama worked with the top scientists of the day to resurrect 10 Presidents to work as his advisers while he navigates today's financial climate. The scientists warned him that their methods were not foolproof and that they should tread cautiously with these resurrected men, however, Obama rushes immediately to gather them into a conference room to discuss policy. As they gather, the Presidents are immediately forced to shift their attentions as one of the resurrected Presidents, John F. Kennedy, is shot down in the hall. President Obama is immediately rushed away by the Secret Service and the remaining 9 are left in the room to discover the culprits of this crime.

I'm going to beat the ever loving tar out of whoever killed little Jack Kennedy with my big ass stick. He was a good young man and handsome to boot.

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Originally Posted by SolidGold

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Originally Posted by Monomach

Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.

I had a feeling this would happen as people trickled in with sign-ups throughout the morning and then we didn't start at noon. I had confirmation from everyone but fenikz today though so everyone else should check in sooner than later. I'll try and lineup some replacements if needed.

As a vet, let me just say, if you are gonna do it, do it all they way.

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CJ has to be the cop.

Despite your introductory accusatory statement, I will be going with my standard no lynch vote. I am, as per custom, allowing the discussion to evolve before I cast my vote. That being said, the first lady and I are about to leave the White House.

Please forgive, this is only my second mafia outing in here and have discovered many of my actions in my very few outings have been premature and sophomoric in nature. I'm still in the phase of learning the nuances.

Brilliant letting one of Scott Pioli's henchmen have his own team to ruin. One of the premier GM jobs in the NFL and it gets handed to a stupid **** who makes three facepalm moves for every good one. Awesome. Just like handing a new Mercedes to a 16 year old girl who's already been in three wrecks.