Welcome to the Thursty Toad Bar & Grill. While the Thursty Toad waits for our liquor license to be
approved, and for the state health department to inspect our kitchen, please feel
free to pull up a bar stool and enjoy a cold glass of ice water and a bowl
of stale pretzels while you listen to a few of our bartender's bad bar jokes
and bad bar humor, including some of the internet's best blonde humor,
redneck humor, and
cheesy pick up lines .

We've also just cooked up and added a heaping helping of some of the finest
corny pick up lines and best
funny pick up lines and even a
few spicy red-hot (viewer discresion advised)
EPIC FAIL! pick up lines! So if
you like to laugh, and don't mind risking blowing beer out your nose, then
click on through and enjoy!

You are also welcome to find out about and/or catch up on the latest on
some of our bartender / proprietor's
unfinished projects and finished
projects. The bottom line is that if you are looking for funny, silly,
crazy, good, memorable, original, unique, and/or just plain different
bar jokes, then you've found the place to be. Hold on to your drink and bolt
down your bar stool, and get ready to enjoy some world-class toad-certified
belly laughs!

Mr. Toad's "Best Bar Humor" Bar Joke of the Month

A man walks into a bar
and orders twelve shots of the bar's finest whiskey.

The bartender lines up twelve shot glasses and pours twelve shots.

The man grabs the first shot and slams it, and then starts drinking the
rest as fast as he can...

The surprised bartender asks the man, "Pardon me, sir, but why are you
drinking these shots so fast?"

The guy pauses just for a moment and replies, "You'd be be drinking fast
too, buddy, if you had what I have..."