The End of Silliness? (Netflix version)

Contents

Plot

In this spoofed adaptation, we take place at the Turabo Gardens Community Center, as a heartbroken Ash suffers over what has happened since Serena had slapped him in the face for waking Baby Lana Wellington up with a bonk and for making her cry. Mary, Sakura, Kara, Rebecca, Rikochet, Kevin, Rex, Mindy, and Kazane, along with Principal Rabbit, Superintendent Donkey Kong, Miss Julie Kane, Lt. Felina Feral, and Judge Robert Hawkins, try their efforts to cheer Ash up, but a tense intuition between Lexi, her friends, Team Rocket, The Greaser Dogs, The Koopalings, and The Brotherhood of Mutants occurs along the way. Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3 also try to cheer Ash up by telling him about Duncan and all of the recent troubles he has caused.

Cast

Mr. Conductor 1 (George Carlin)

Mr. Conductor 2 (Alec Baldwin)

Mr. Conductor 3 (Michael Brandon)

Ash Ketchum (Veronica Taylor)

Mary (Kerry Williams)

Sakura Avalon (Carly McKillip)

Kara Perkins (Lisa Ortiz)

Rebecca Norman (Jocelyne Loewen)

Rikochet (Carlos Alazraqui)

Kevin Keene (Matt Hill)

Rex Salazar (Daryl Sabara)

Mindy Lee (Bryn McAuley)

Kazane Fujimiya (Jessica Hilbrecht)

Principal Rabbit (Ken Samson)

Superintendent Donkey Kong (Richard Yearwood)

Mrs. Julie Kane (Kate Miccuci)

Lt. Felina Feral (Lori Alan)

Judge Robert Hawkins (Kevin Michael Richardson)

Lexi Bunny (Jessica DiCicco)

Fiona Von Steig (Kate Micucci)

Marie "Rogue" D'Ancanto (Meghan Black)

Mel Blake (Stephanie Morgenstern)

Brittney Wong (Minae Noji)

Zuzu Boyle (Emily Jenness)

Meilin Rae (Nicole Oliver)

Malinda Doe (Jocelyne Loewen)

Kendall Perkins (Emily Osment)

Pacifica Northwest (Jackie Buscarino)

Lorelei Brooks (Kelly Sheridan)

Jordan Hanson (Bryn McAuley)

Jessie (Rachael Lillis)

James (Eric Stuart)

Meowth (Maddie Blaustein)

Wobbuffet (Kayzie Rogers)

Cliff Feltbottom (Tom Kenny)

Lube Catfield-McDog (Carlos Alazraqui)

Shriek Dubois (Maria Bamford)

Eddie The Squirrel (Dwight Schultz)

Larry Koopa (Adam McArthur)

Morton Koopa Jr. (Phil LaMarr)

Wendy O. Koopa (Janyse Jaud)

Iggy Koopa (Greg Cipes)

Roy Koopa (Jason Marsden)

Lemmy Koopa (Ashley Johnson)

Ludwig Von Koopa (Danny Cooksey)

Lance Alvers (Christopher Grey)

Todd Tolansky (Noel Fisher)

Pietro "Peter" Maximoff (Richard Ian Cox)

Wanda Maximoff (Kelly Sheridan)

Frederick J. Dukes (Michael Dobson)

Songs and Thomas Stories

NetflixTales Theme Song

The Song of The Rhydon

Home At Last

The Promised School

Good Morning, Ash

Duncan Gets Spooked

The Thankfulness Song

Keep Walking

Dunkin' Duncan

Big Things, Too

Poke-Mart Suite

The Runaway Elephant

Her Cheeseburger

The Yodeling Pokemon Trainer of The Alps

Come For The Ride

Trivia

This is the spoof where Brock and Misty do not appear.

Serena appears in a flashback.

It is revealed that Ash is a prone loser.

Lexi, her friends, and The Netflix villains appear together.

Mindy, Kazane, Lorelei and Jordan are revealed to have a rivalry.

Transcript

(We open this episode with the 2015 Netflix logo)

(We are then followed by the Britt Allcroft Presents logo)

(We afterwards open with the NetflixTales theme song)

Ash: If you like to talk to trainers, if a squash can make you smile. If you like to waltz with heroes, up and down the produced aisle. Have we got a show for you!

Ash: (tearfully) Yes, it is! And that is why she punished me until I've learned to be responsible and reliable again!

(He continues to bawl loudly)

Donkey Kong: Now, now, Ash. You don't have to start crying like a little kid.

Miss Kane: It's not your fault.

Judge Hawkins: Maybe it's because of Serena's recent actions.

Ash: (sniveling) Really?

Kara: Of course, Ash.

Rebecca: We're sorry that you've lost your lunch.

Ash: (gratefully) I know. I had a song once called The Song of The Rhydon. Just watch.

(He shows the gang a song called The Song of The Rhydon)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Ash Ketchum presents in a sequential image stereophonic multimedia event: The Song of the Rhydon.

Ash: Rhydon! This is a song about a boy. A song a little boy and her Rhydon. A song about a little boy and his three Rhydon. The little boy who had a sick Rhydon, a sad Rhydon, and a mute Rhydon. And also a Hippowdown. Um. Um, this is me at the airport. This is my Aunt Ellen. This is me at a bullfight. (music stops) This is me fighting the bull!

Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Ooooooh!

Ash: This is me and the bull.

Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Aaaaah!

Ash: This is me and the bull and I think that's the bull's cousin. He's a Rhydon.

(music begins)

Gary: Hold it! (music stops) You call this a multimedia event? This is a slide projector and a bedsheet! And what on Earth is a Rhydon, anyway?

Gary: Does the Hippowdon see them? Is the poor mute Rhydon successful in communicating the imminent danger to the other passengers?! Is the boy injured?!? Why is the sad Rhydon sad?!? Is the canoe wood or aluminum?!?!

Ash: Oh look! There's me and Riley at Sea World! Oh wow.

Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Ooooooooo!

Ash: Forgot about that one. There's me and that bull again.

Gary: You can't just start a song and then just leave it hanging like that! You know, I've come to expect a lot more from you. This is quite disappointing. I'm going to have to speak to Kevin about this.

Mitchie: Oh look! A Rhydon!

(music starts)

Joe, Chopper and Zachary: Rhydon!

Ash: No wait, (music stops) that's a waterbuffalo.

(music starts)

Joe, Chopper and Zachary: No more song about Rhydon. Need another verse or two. Audience is standing and leaving, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo, byebyemoomoo byebyemoomoomoomoo.

Chopper: I want my money back.

Joe: Yeah, that'd be good.

(The Song of The Rhydon ends)

Kevin: Wow, you were right, Ash! That song was a failure.

Ash: Hope so, Kevin.

(The Conductors appear at that moment)

Mr. Conductor 3: You think this song was funny?

Mindy: Mr. Conductors 1, 2 and 3?

Kazane: What are you doing at the community center?

Mr. Conductor 2: We were wondering about Baby Lana Wellington, who is unfortunately in hospital.

Mr. Conductor 1: It took a long time to clear away the rocks and set Duncan free again. At last, Skarloey was able to push Duncan and his coaches safely through. The caboose was left on the siding and the workmen stayed to make sure everything was safe. Duncan grumbled all the way home, but Skarloey payed no attention. Later, Sir Topham Hatt spoke severly to Duncan.

Sir Topham Hatt: Listen to me. There is nothing wrong with that tunnel. You stuck in it because you tried to do Rock N Roll. Tunnels are not dance floors and you are not a pop star.

Mr. Conductor 1: Then Sir Topham Hatt gave his full attention to Duncan's funnel.

Sir Topham Hatt: If it happens again...

Mr. Conductor 1: He ended ominously.

Sir Topham Hatt: I should find ways to cut you down to size. In other words your carreer is um (clears throat) on the line. Need I say more?

Mr. Conductor 1: Duncan thought Sir Topham Hatt had said quite enough and he remained completely silent and still for at least the whole evening.