My brother goes into the bathroom, and doesn't come out for 30 minutes.

My brother CRANKS the hotwater up in the shower, and then stands around by the counter (I can tell because I can hear him moving around in the bathroom and the water in the shower doesn't sound obstructed).

I don't WANT TO KNOW what he's doing in there, but I WANT HIM TO STOP! The rest of us need showers too for christ's sake, and there's never any hot water left!

I would crank up the hot water which would steam up the bathroom. While I was waiting for the water to get hot, I would kind of daze out and fall asleep, but not really. I would then snap out of it like 30 minutes later and realize I have yet to get in the shower. I used to have to start getting up earlier because this would happen every single morning.

I've tried to do that Varece, but his work schedule varies so damn much that it's impossible to know what to expect. He also decides for the most part when he goes into work (stupid game developers), so unless I want to get up at 5am every day, there's no way to be certain.