A guy was sleeping .
His mother came up at 6:00 and told him to go to school
The guy told why ? everybody hates me at school
His mom told because it is his job
The guy told her to give him 1 reason to go to School.
her Mom told BECAUSE YOU ARE THE TEACHER.
the guy then Told okay

there's one guy who liked ice cream alot, he bought one and ate it, then he bought another one but there was no ice cream
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You guys must be watching TV
In movies : If a guy is falling down , the guy says he's friend to not pull him up or they will die
but the guy says, you are my best friend and i will not leave you
In real life : the guy who is falling says F**k PULL ME UP
the other guy says : F**K, LEAVE MY HAND , I WANNA LIVE