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Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Fact check and revamp the campaign schedule

Finally, Barack gets called on the false claims he's been making. This is Brookes Jackson of Factcheck.org and it's called "Obama's Stump Speech: Presidential Campaign Puffery (Part 1 of 2)." Part two will be examing Mitt Romney. Jackson goes through several claims. I'm going to excerpt the response to his claim, "After a decade of decline, this country has created over half a million new manufacturing jobs in the last two-and-a-half years. We reinvented a dying auto industry that's back on top of the world." Here's some of the analysis of that claim:

But that’s still 582,000 short of where the total stood when Obama
took office. At the current pace, it would take another three years to
get back to even.

Also, Obama is incorrect when he claims the U.S. auto industry is
“back on top of the world.” As we pointed out when he used that line
during his Democratic convention speech, the former world leader, General Motors, has slipped back to No. 2 in global auto sales and is headed for third place for the entire year, behind Toyota and Volkswagen.

It's really trying, enduring this campaign season. The good news is that if he wins re-election, we're done with him in four years. (And even the craven start telling the truth by two years in the second term. Yes, all the whores will begin to admit that he's not all that and he didn't do anything really praise worthy but . . . .) If we get a third party candidate like Dr. Jill Stein, that's wonderful because then we get real change. And if we get Romney?

If we get Romney, we get an active left again.

They stop adding salt-peter to all their food to lower their reactions and outrage and begin to make the sort of calls they did when Bush occupied the White House.

But I'm just so sick of it. I'm so damn sick of it. I think we don't matter at all in this. I think the 2008 Democratic convention made that clear -- when Nancy Pelosi stopped the floor vote -- and I think the easiest way to stop the nonsense is to make primaries much shorter and then two weeks off, then the party convention, then a month of debates and then the vote. Take away the off year of campaigning ahead of the election and condense it down to six months.

We might actually be able to put up with the duopoly's never ending lies for two month.

Tuesday,
September 25, 2012. Chaos and violence continue, Barack offers pretty
lies to the UN, security officials are targeted in Iraq today, State of
Law announces provincial elections have been postponed, there's a Jill
Stein contest, and more.

Fars News Agency reports,
"The US consulate in Iraq's Northern city of Kirkuk was targeted by
rocket attacks, a source in Kirkuk police announced on Tuesday." In the
post-September 11, 2012 era of diplomacy, that attack may actually get
noticed. The attack on the US Consulate in Libya resulted in the deaths
of four Americans. Maybe Barack will just call today's attacks more "bumps in the road"?
More than likely, he and the White House will just avoid mentioning it
entirely. Maybe the White House will follow the State Dept's lead and
just refuse to hold daily press breifings? There was no press briefing
by the State Dept yesterday, there's none today. Is there something
confusing about the term "daily press briefing"? Do they really think
that Philippe Reines' nasty e-mails to Michael Hastings won't be a
topic when they finally hold a press briefing? (For news of those
e-mails, refer to Lucy Madison's report for CBS News which is work safe.)

Glen
Doherty, Christopher Stevens, Sean Smith and Tyrone Woods died
September 12th due to the attack on the US Consulate in Libya. Two weeks
later, when another US consulate is attacked with rockets, you don't
think that warrants a public response from the US State Dept? Other than
both being attacked with rockets, there's nothing similar and,
fortunately, no one was hurt in the attack today. But you don't think a
rocket attack on a US Consulate merits a word or two from the State
Dept?

Apparently not.

Four
Americans died. Four. Each one was valued. They are devalued when you
name the ambassador and render the others invisible. US President Barack
Obama did that today at the United Nations.

That
is outrageous. 18 sentences about the ambassador and Glen Doherty, Sean
Smith and Tyrone Woods are reduced, by Barack, to "three of his
colleagues." Is someone confused about the job they hold? Barack's not
head of the US State Dept, he's President of the United States. Four
Americans died, each life had value, each life had meaning, how dare he
ramble on for 16 sentences about the ambassador and not even name the
other three who died, not even name them.

This
wasn't about honoring Chris Stevens, this was about creating a media
moment, something that you knew would grab attention. The office of the
President of the United States is supposed to be above media moments. Is
there not one damn grown up in the administration?

Apparently not because Matt Compton's White House post
is all about how "President Obama remembered Ambassador Chris Stevens"
and how Stevens "was slain earlier this month in an attack" -- Compton
never even does the insulting "three of his colleagues."

This
is outrageous and insulting to the memories of Glen Doherty, Sean Smith
and Tyrone Woods. These were prepared remarks. It was intended that
Barack would name Chris Stevens and go on about him for 16 sentences.
And that wouldn't be a problem if the other three had been so honored
but they weren't. They were ignored. Not even named.

Only
14 days after the four died while serving the United States and three
are disappeared, not even named, in a prepared speech? Where are the
grown ups? What an insult to everyone who works for a US embassy or
consulate -- which does include guarding one.

What an insult.

Unlike
Doherty, Smith and Tyrone, Stevens has been the focal point of massive
media accounts and that's the only reason his name was used in the
speech, the hope that it would create a media moment for Barack to look
caring and concerned. If you're caring and concerned, (a) you don't need
to create that impression (people know) and (b) you don't render three
of the dead in the same attack invisible.

All those pretty lies, pretty lies

When you gonna realize they're only pretty lies

Only pretty lies

Just pretty lies

-- "The Last Time I Saw Richard," written by Joni Mitchell, first appears on her album Blue

In the speech today, Barack noted the Arab Spring:

It
has been less than two years since a vendor in Tunisia set himself on
fire to protest the oppressive corruption in his country, and sparked
what became known as the Arab Spring. And since then, the world has been
captivated by the transformation that's taken place, and the United
States has supported the forces of change.

We
were inspired by the Tunisian protests that toppled a dictator, because
we recognized our own beliefs in the aspiration of men and women who
took to the streets.

We insisted on change in Egypt, because our support for democracy ultimately put us on the side of the people.

We
supported a transition of leadership in Yemen, because the interests of
the people were no longer being served by a corrupt status quo.

We
intervened in Libya alongside a broad coalition, and with the mandate
of the United Nations Security Council, because we had the ability to
stop the slaughter of innocents, and because we believed that the
aspirations of the people were more powerful than a tyrant.

I'm
sure some will emerge to point out that the toppled Tunisian, Yemen and
Egyptian regimes were all supported by DC. I hope a few will point out
that the Libyan War was illegal. But who will point out the obvious:
Iraq.

Iraqis
weren't supported. Iraqis took the street in January 2011 before the
Arab Spring kicked off. They were protesting their loved ones
disappearing into the 'justice' system. They weren't all young people so
it didn't have the glossy blow and, of course, it wasn't in the KRG or
in Baghdad when it kicked off so you didn't have the US and other
foreign press around to cover it. But it did come to Baghdad and it did
come to the Iraqi youth. And the US government -- which still had many
troops in Iraq -- didn't help the Iraqi people. When Little Saddam Nouri
al-Maliki began having his forces attack the protesters, the White
House, the State Dept, the entire Barack Obama administration didn't say
one damn word publicly.

Let's drop back to the February 28, 2011 snapshot and this will be a long excerpt but it's needed for the record:

Over the weekend, protesting continued in Iraq as it did on Friday's Day Of Rage. Mohammed Tawfeeq (CNN) reported
that protests continued Saturday with Samarra protesters defying a
"curfew to attend the funerals of two people killed during protests" on
Friday and that Iraqi forces opened fire on the protesters/mourners
leaving eight injured while Basra also saw a funeral for a protester
killed on Friday. On Sunday, BNO News reports, protests continued in Iraq with 27 protesters left wounded in Amara City by Iraqi forces. Today, at Baghdad's Tahrir Square, Alsumaria TV reports Iraqis turned out to demonstrate again.

Saturday, Wael Grace and Adam Youssef (Al Mada) reported
the disturbing news that after Friday's Baghdad demonstration, four
journalists who had been reporting on the protests were eating lunch
when Iraqi security forces rushed into the restaurant and arrested them
with eye witnesses noting that they brutal attacked the journalists
inside the restaurant, cursing the journalists as they beat them with
their rifle handles. One of the journalists was Hossam Serail who says
that they left Tahrir Square with colleagues including journalists,
writers intellectuals, filmmakers. They went into the restaurant where
the Iraqi military barged in, beat and kicked them, hit them in the face
and head with the handles of their rifles, cursed the press and
journalists, put him the trunk of a Hummer. This is Nouri al-Maliki's
Iraq -- the Iraq the US forces prop up at the command of the Barack
Obama. Stephanie McCrummen (Washington Post) added
that the journalists stated "they were handcuffed, blindfolded, beaten
and threatened with execution by soldiers from an army intelligence
unit" and quotes Hossam Serail (spelled Hussam al-Ssairi) stating, "It
was like they were dealing with a bunch of al-Qaeda operatives, not a
group of journalists. Yesterday was like a test, like a picture of the
new democracy in Iraq."

["]Security
forces prohibited cameras from entering Baghdad's Tahrir Square, where
there were thousands of people protesting, according to news reports and
local journalists. Police confiscated tapes that reporters managed to
shoot in the square, according to Al-Jazeera.

[. . .]

Anti-riot
forces also raided the offices of Al-Diyar satellite TV station in
Baghdad and detained 10 of its staff members for three hours, according
to Al-Diyar's website.
In the afternoon, anti-riot police stormed the office for a second
time, prohibited the staff from entering the building, and detained at
least three more employees.

Niyaz
Abdulla, a correspondent for Radio Nawa and a volunteer for Metro
Center, a local press freedom group, was assaulted today while covering
demonstrations in Erbil. "I was on the air when a plainclothes security
officer came and started threatening me," she told CPJ. The officer
threatened to call over men to attack her, alluding to a potential
sexual assault. "I stayed calm but it was very disturbing," Abdulla
said. She added that two of her colleagues had their cameras confiscated
while they were covering the demonstration.

In
Karbala, anti-riot forces attacked Afaq and Al-Salam satellite channels
crews, according to news reports. "They were beaten and cursed at while
they were covering the march in Karbala," Jihad Jaafar, a correspondent
for Afaq channel told Noun news website. He added that the tapes of the crews were confiscated. ["]

In
addition, CPJ's Deputy Director Robert Mahoney is quoted stating, "We
are particularly disturbed that a democratically elected government such
as that of Iraq would attempt to quash coverage of political protests.
We call on Baghdad to honor its commitments to respect media freedom."

["]During
a news conference held on Sunday, four journalists -- Hussam Saraie of
Al-Sabah Al-Jadid newspaper, Ali Abdul Sada of the Al-Mada daily, Ali
al-Mussawi of Sabah newspaper and Hadi al-Mehdi of Demozee radio --
reported being handcuffed, blindfolded, beaten and threatened by
security forces. They also claimed they were held in custody for nine
hours and forced to sign a document, the contents of which were not
revealed to them. Aswat al Iraq news agency reported that the
journalists will file a court case against the executive authority in
response to the alleged violations of their civil rights. This
episode is the latest in a series of repressive measures adopted by
security forces in order to stifle media reports about the current
political and social unrest.["]

Meanwhile Nasiriyah reports
that Maj Gen Qassim Atta, the spokesperson for Baghdad Operations
Command is insisting he has no idea about targeting of the media,
specifically four journalists being arrested on Friday, and insists
there will be an investigation. He's calling on witnesses to come
forward . . . so they can be disappeared? This morning Kelly McEvers (NPR's Morning Edition) reported
on the attacks on journalists and focused on Hadi Al Mahdi whose "leg
is really swollen" and who was one of the four noted above stopped
Friday afternoon while "eating lunch with other journalists when
soldiers pulled up, blindfolded them, and whisked them away. Mahdi was
beaten in the leg, eyes, and head. A solider tried to get him to admit
he was being paid to topple the regime."

You may not know it because Iraq, by then, received so little coverage, but journalist Hadi al-Mahdi? He was assassinated September 8, 2011.
He had been threatened and harassed by Nouri's goons. Though security
tape from outside his apartment should have revealed the killer or
killers, that tape vanished. And, of course, no one was ever punished. I
don't doubt for a moment that Hadi was killed on the orders of Nouri
al-Maliki. Assassinated in his own home.

The
US government didn't encourage or support the Iraqi people. The US
government did not condemn the attacks on the protesters. The US
government did ask several news outlets not to cover the ongoing
protests -- which lasted months. Those who ignored the request risked
not only US government ire but also physical assault because not even
Western reporters were safe covering the protests as summer 2011 rolled
around.

Who was doing the attacking? Nouri's
forces and Nouri's supporters. And they weren't called out. Some outlets
were very helpful to the US government. The New York Times,
for example, ignored most of the protests and cast aspertions on the
protesters in their Saturday, February 26th report of the first massive
Friday protest across Iraq. I suppose it's a shame that those working
for both the New York Times and the US government were able to collect only one pay check.

The
US government said nothing publicly when Hadi was murdered -- murdered
because he believed in core human values and he acted on his beliefs.
But the Barack Obama administration never wants to offend Nouri
al-Maliki.

Last
week, when Senator John Kerry rightly noted that the US has the ability
to tie conditions to all the US taxpayer money that flows to Nouri, the
State Dept, via Victoria Nuland, immediately shot down the idea. They
never want to offend Little Saddam. They stroke Little Sadam, they
encourage him, they encourage his efforts to snuff out freedom. Last Friday morning, we noted that the proposal by Senator John Kerry and others on the Senate Foreign Service Committee was correct. By Friday evening, you could already see some results from what John floated. In Monday's paper, the New York Times editorial board would observe,
"[. . .] Senator John Kerry, chairman of the Foreign Relations
Committee, was right to warn last week that American aid could be
reconsidered if Iraq failed to change course."

Washington has little political and no military influence over these developments. As Michael Gordon and Bernard Trainor charge in their ambitious new history of the Iraq war, The Endgame,
Obama's administration sacrificed political influence by failing in
2010 to insist that the results of Iraq's first proper election be
honored: "When the Obama administration acquiesced in the questionable
judicial opinion that prevented Ayad Allawi's bloc, after it had won the
most seats in 2010, from the first attempt at forming a new government,
it undermined the prospects, however slim, for a compromise that
might have led to a genuinely inclusive and cross-sectarian government."

Could
we discuss the above? Judging by the comments left on the article, no.
You have Bush-supporters blaming Barack and Barack-supporters blaming
Bush. No one wants to allow their own personal savior might have led
them astray.

Here's
a little reality for those leaving comments. You who love Barack and
swear by him, stop saying the SOFA was the end. (It became the end.
Didn't have to be.) Why did your beloved Barack try to renegotiate it
if it was "a legally binding agreement to withdraw"? It was only legally
binding if it wasn't replaced with a new contract. It could have also
been extended and remained "legally binding." The problem is that far
too many who are far too ignorant of the law choose to weigh in. In
November 2008, we explained the SOFA -- Thanksgiving day. We even
published it in full. Thanksgiving day. And maybe the press can be
forgiven for some of their bad reporting due to the holiday but there's
no excuse for the fact that they got it wrong over and over and over.
Most US troops are out of Iraq and that's because of the Status Of
Forces Agreement that the Bush administration negotiated.

Barack
was not elected to pull most troops out of Iraq by the end of 2011. He
was not elected to follow the policies of the Bully Boy administration.
He made the decision to do that. The only way Barack wouldn't 'own' the
Iraq War (true of the Afghanistan War as well) is if he immediately,
upon being sworn in, began withdrawing troops. (You may remember, that
was his promise -- one he did not keep.) Doing that would have made it
Bush's war only. He could have had all the troops out within three
months. Yes, it was possible. Bill Richards knew it was, George McGovern
knew it was, many people knew it. George knew it because he planned, if
elected president in 1972, to pull US troops out of Vietnam -- a larger
number of troops, at a faster timeline than what Barack was proposing.

It's Barack's war as well. And billions of US taxpayer dollars continue to flow to Iraq.

"It
wasn't America's to lose," huffs Harmlessdrudge and others in the
comments. Oh, you're so very wise to make that point today. Golly,
jolly, gee, I wish we had made that point. Oh, that's right, we did in
December 2, 2004's "Should This Marriage Be Saved?"
And we paid attention and are aware that the Barack Obama
administration repeatedly backed Nouri over the people of Iraq, over the
democratic process, over the ballot box, over the will of the people,
over the Iraqi Constitution.

"It
wasn't America's to lose" only works if the White House isn't trying to
install their choice for leader instead of the people's choice. Do you
grasp that or are you really that stupid?

Washington has little political and no military influence over these developments. As Michael Gordon and Bernard Trainor charge in their ambitious new history of the Iraq war, The Endgame,
Obama's administration sacrificed political influence by failing in
2010 to insist that the results of Iraq's first proper election be
honored: "When the Obama administration acquiesced in the questionable
judicial opinion that prevented Ayad Allawi's bloc, after it had won the
most seats in 2010, from the first attempt at forming a new government,
it undermined the prospects, however slim, for a compromise that
might have led to a genuinely inclusive and cross-sectarian government."

I'm
not sure it's sinking in because, in real time, we were the only ones
calling it out. In real time, we were the only ones talking about what a
slap in the face this was to the Iraqis who risked violence and had
hardships just getting to the polls due to all the security checkpoints
they had to pass through. While we were calling it out, Twitter faves
like Nir Rosen were blogging at Foreign Policy about how great it would be if -- how did Trashy Nir put it? Oh, that's right, "Frankly this is a rare case where I hope Maliki violates the constitution, acts in some kind of authoritarian way --" You got your wish, Nir, are you happy?

And,
at this late date, and after all the US blood and money poured into
Iraq, shame on you if you don't know what happened but think you need to
weigh in. The time to point out that the US need to back off was when
the Barack Obama administration decided, despite the 2010 election
results, that Nouri al-Maliki would get a second term as prime minister.
The time to cry foul was when the US government brokered the Erbil
Agreement to get Nouri that second term and when they promised the Kurds
and other blocs that the Erbil Agreement was legally binding and that
the it had the US support and approval. It had that long enough for
Nouri to get his second term. He got that and trashed the contract,
refusing to deliver on any of the concessions he promised -- in the
Erbil Agreement -- to make.

And
the White House played dumb. Iraqiya (who came in first), Moqtada
al-Sadr and the Kurds began publicly insisting that the Erbil Agreement
be returned to in the summer fo 2011. A year later, it still hasn't and
the US government can't seem to figure out where they stand on a
contract they negotiated, where they stand on a contract they gave their
word on.

To ignore all that and pretend is to be a willful idiot and apparently there is a grave need to be that in America these days.

We
have called out Bully Boy Bush. We've also paid attention to what's
taken place in Iraq since January 2009 and you better believe that
requires calling out. But some lazy minds seem to believe Iraq goes into
suspended animation because they don't think about it or it's not on
their TV screens. That's not reality. Reality is that when a US
president overrules the votes of a people, that's disgusting. Reality is
that Barack did just that and all the crotch sniffing and offerings
from the Cult of St. Barack won't change that one damn bit.

We
have not argued for US troops to remain in Iraq (though they do --
let's note that because it's very offensive to the families with loved
ones still in Iraq when the press repeatedly insists all troops left)
but Senator John Barrasso pointed out on CNN today (link is text and video),
"What we now know is that his military advisors said leave people in
Iraq, 15,000. He wasn't able to accomplish that." And he wasn't able to.
He failed at negotiations though they were supposed to be ongoing. (And
though some in the administration believe that if he wins re-election
this November, that the first thing that will happen with Iraq is new
negotiations to put US troops on the ground there.) (To finish out
Barrasso's point, his Iraq comments in full, "When he talks about
pulling out of Iraq. What we now know is that his military advisors
said leave people in Iraq, 15,000. He wasn't able to accomplish that. So
right now Iran is flying supplies to Syria over Iraqi airspace. It
shouldn't be happening, but it's being done to supply Syrians who are
massacring their people. This president has failed on foreign policy.")

Turning to the never ending violence which has at least 9 dead and 26 injured so far today. Alsumaria reports
that a Falluja roadside bombing has claimed the life of Mohammed Saleh,
an adviser with the Ministry of Electricity, a Falluja car bombing left
nine people (eight police officers) injured and a roadside bombing
targeted the city's mayor (he surived) while claiming the life of a 2nd
grade student and injuring six more. They also note a roadside bombing just outside of Falluja left an alderman and his brother injured. In addition, Alsumaria notes a Mosul armed attack which left 1 police officer dead. Trend News Agency adds
Brig Gen Falih Kareem is dead from a Baghdad shooting, an assault on a
Baghdad chceckpoint left 2 police officers dead (three more injured), 1
soldier was shot dead in Baghdad (with another left injured) and an
armed assault on a Tarmiyah police station left 1 police officer dead
and two more injured. AFP states
the Tarmiyah assualt involved car bombs, rifles and rockets and that 1
police officer was shot dead in Baquba with three more left injured.
Through yesterday, Iraq Body Count notes 265 deaths from violence in Iraq for the month so far.

In equally disturbing news, Mohammad Sabah (Al Mada) reports
that State of Law has announced provincial elections have been
postponed. State of Law is thug and prime minister Nouri al-Maliki's
political slate. Thursday, July 19th,
the United Nations Security Council held a hearing on Iraq. Offering
testimony was Martin Kolber, the UN Secretary-General's Special Envoy to
Iraq.

Martin Kobler: Mr.
President, there is no democracy without elections and there are no
credible elections without a strong and truly independent election
commission. As we speak, my political deputy, Mr. [Gyorgy Busztin], is
engaged in facilitation efforts to bring about the formation of a new,
Independent High Election Commission which is representative of the main
components of Iraq -- including women and children and minorities. The
urgent selection of the commissioners is essential for ensuring that the
provincial council elections due to take place in March 2013 can be
conducted on time. I'm concerned that the ongoing political stalemate is
hindering the process however. In recent days, I have discussed with
political leaders -- including Prime Minister al-Maliki -- the need for a
swfit conclusion of this political process and the need for an adequate
representation of women and minorities in the commission. Today, I
would like to re-iterate my appeal to all political blocs to expedite
the selection of professional commissioners.

Now
the March elections are postponed. Are we grasping that Nouri al-Malki
cannot oversee a functioning government? The March 2010 parliamentary
elections? They were supposed to take place in 2009. Among the things
delaying them? Nouri's group refusing to properaly recognize refugees
(who had voting rights). You may remember that the March 2010 elections
were followed by an eight month political stalemate (ended only by the
US-brokered Erbil Agreement which Nouri used to grab a second term as
prime minister and then trashed, creating the current and ongoing
political stalemate). Iraq is not 'progressing.' The repeated inability
to hold scheduled elections on time is more than disturbing. These are
not oh-no-an-attack-on-the-Green-Zone-we-didn't-anticipate-that. These
are planned events, known ahead of time. With years to plan, there's no
excuse for being able to pull this off.

This is a
known. This is something UNAMI's been prodding on all year long and
before the start of this year. Now it's announced that Nouri's failed
government can't even manage to pull off scheduled elections? That they
have to postpone yet another scheduled election?

These are the basics of governance and Nouri repeatedly fails. Over and over.

The Independent High Election Commission? What IHEC?

The
current commission has had their term extended and extended and
extended. And then finally there was the announcement that Iraq had 9
new IHEC commissioners.

Yesterday
came news that 8 people had been voted onto the Independent High
Electoral Commission. A vote on the 9th member was blocked by Christian
MPs who felt they were not being represented. Alaa Sabbagh (Kitabat) wonders if this commission is going to promote democracy or embrace a dictatorship in Iraq? All Iraq News reports
that the Sadr bloc has announced they support a Christian member for
the Commission and declare that they are a "respectable part of the
country." Kitabat notes that the 8 voted on do not represent minorities. This includes women. Not one woman was voted onto the commission yesterday.

Only
in Nouri's Iraq can 8 people be voted in and it not be noticed during
the voting that, oops, there's not even one woman. Back to the September
18th snapshot:

Wafaa Zangana (AK News) reports
Christian MP Yonadam Yousef Kanna is calling for the number of seats on
the commission to be increased since there is now "only one seat for
minorities, while the women, Turkmen and Christians were not represented
[in the new commission]. The law of the Federal Court stresses the need
to represent all parties in the electoral commission, but the
presidency of the Council of Representatives violated this law." In
related news, an Iraqiya MP tells All Iraq News
that there is a conpiracy taking place to ensure that women will not be
members of the next Parliament (parliamentary elections are supposed to
take place in 2014) and she is calling for a woman to be appointed to
the electoral commission so that women's rights will be protected. She
notes women make up 65% of the Iraqi population but are barely
represented in the Parliament and, at present, not even on the new IHEC.

Only
Iraqiya (Ayad Allawi's political slate -- the one that came in first in
the 2010 elections and should have been able to form a government but
the White House backed Nouri over the choice of the Iraqi people)
objected. It wasn't just important because of a belief that the IHEC
needs to be representative, it was important because of the law. From
the September 19th snapshot:

About
the only thing that could be passed off as 'progress' this week just
imploded. Yesterday, 8 of 9 Independent High Electoral Commission
commissioners elected. Alsumaria reported
this morning that the Federal Court says the number of commissioners
must be increased because women must make up a third of the members.
(Not one of the eight was a woman -- an oversight Iraqiya called out --
the only political bloc to publicly call that out.) Al Mada notes
that Moqtada al-Sadr's bloc was insisting yesterday that if they just
make the ninth member a Christian, they'll have all their bases
covered. The judiciary begs to differ. They're calling on members -- not
a single seat, multiple seats. That means that the Parliament either
gets very focused on this or it is highly likely that an election cannot
take place in March of 2013. It's tarting to look a lot like fall 2009
in Iraq.

And that should have been
that. The law states women must make up a third of the members. That's
not something you can 'massage.' Yet Alsumaria reports
the issue is still 'can we get a Turkman on the IHEC?' as opposed to
dealing with what the law requires. Is math difficult for the Iraqi
government? Is the concept of 1/3 of the members of the IHEC being women
a word problem that's difficult to solve?

Back
in July, when Kobler addressed the UN Security Council, it was already
past time for the IHEC members to have been selected. Two months later
all they have to show for it is 8 members and they fail to include women
so the court says they're going to need more than 9 commissioners?

We'll note Kobler's lastest remarks tomorrow. As we were noting yesterday regarding Glenn Glenn and The Three Faces of Eve, when you can't make your case on the facts, you resort to insinuation. Iran's Press TV and Kevin Zeese try to make the case on the MEK and doe so with 'facts' like this one from Kat's BFF Kevin Zeese,
"The MEK was defined as a terrorist group by the Bush administration
because it was --" Okay, wipe the foam from your mouth -- that is foam,
right? -- Kevin. The Clinton administration put the MEK on the terrorist
list. Know your facts before you speak. And here's another though.
While it may be good to go on Iranian television to present a face of
America other than the government, it's really not smart to go on
Iranian television and speak the Iranian government's party line. Just
not smart. It'll keep you on that network, yes. It won't allow you to be
seen as a voice of peace. I'm also confused why an alleged voice of
peace would appear on Iran's state television considering the
government's attitude towards gays and lesbians -- Iranian President
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had quite a bit to say on that subject -- none of it
educated, enlightened or aware -- while speaking to Piers Morgan (CNN).
Since Kevin Zeese makes the decision to go on Iranian state TV and
repeat and endorse the Iranain government's outlooks and since Kevin
can't condemn the targeting of the LGBT community in Iraq -- never had
time for it -- we know why he's so comfortable being cozy with the
Iranian government. Thanks, Kevie.

And
now the Republicans have blocked the Veterans Job Corps bill in the
Senate. That bill would have provided $1 billion over five years to hire
20,000 recent veterans by giving them priority in jobs as first
responders. It would also have provided career advisers for the
veterans. That bill would have helped not just veterans, but all
Americans by strengthening fire, police, and first aid/paramedic
assistance.

The vote in the senate was
58–40 to pass that bill. But, typical of Republican obstructionism, it
failed. Although there was a clear majority, the bill failed because the
Republicans used a technicality in Senate rules to force a higher
standard–requiring 60 votes, not a simple majority, to pass the
appropriation.

The
premise is a lie. We were asked to note a press release last week and I
rejected it because we don't put up known lies here. The press release
insistead bad Republicans blah, blah, blah Veterans Job Corps bill blah,
blah, blah. I'm not interested in your lies or you attempts to use
human lives as partisan props in your election struggles.

He [Harry Reid] whined on the Senate floor yesterday about the potential delay
(but strangely avoided Rand Paul as he went after Mitch McConnell). He
wasn't concerned with the nomination of Beecroft, he was talking about a
delay in the Veterans Jobs Corps Act of 2012. The bill was introduced
by Bill Nelson and co-sponsored by Patty Murray. We support the bill and
have noted it many times here. If it's so important to Harry Reid,
maybe it should have come up a lot sooner. In other words, if this bill
that Harry Reid is now whining about -- whining that it could be delayed
-- was so important, maybe they shouldn't have waited until July 24th to introduce a bill? According to the White House blog, to a blog post by Matt Compton,
Barack gave a speech on the need for a veterans jobs corps act February
3rd. Who was draffing their feet? Who was delaying? February 3rd,
Barack's calling for one and no Democrat in the Senate bothers to pick
up the ball until July 24th?

Walter
Brasch wants to thunder -- at the so-called Moderate Voice -- about
Republicans blocking this so-important bill. If it was so damn
important, then it should have been introduced before July 24th. We are
aware -- maybe we're not, maybe we're all idiots like Walter Brasch --
that August saw senators out of DC as they returned their home states,
right? Are we aware that the Senate didn't return until September 10th?
The schedule was proposed in 2011. The schedule was known when Bill
Nelson introduced the bill. If it was important to Democrats -- and not
just something to bitch, moan and whine about -- they would have
introduced it earlier. Are you aware that Senator Richard Burr -- a
Republican -- worked years and years before finally, in August,
the Senate passed and the President signed into law the Honoring
America's Veterans and Caring for Camp Lejeune Families Act?

What
was controversial about providing needed assistance to service members
and their families who became sick due to exposure on a base the US
government had sent them to? But it took years. Meaning if you really
want a bill passed -- and you better believe Bill Nelson and Patty
Murray know this -- you don't wait until the last minute to introduce
it. When you introduce at the last minute, you're usually doing so
because you don't want it to pass and you're hoping to use it against
the other side.

My
political party is Democrat, not Hypocrite, so I can't join in this
reindeer game where we throw facts out the window and pretend like the
Republicans are hideous, mean and awful just because they wouldn't be
rushed into a bill. I'd add further that the Democrats better hope the
Republicans don't get pissed off. If they do, they need to go the House
Veterans Committee and ask, "What did you learn this year in your
hearings?" Because some of the veterans legislation that Dems pushed and
Dems passed didn't work out quite the way it was supposed to and
there's been no rush to fix it.

Those
things happen and I'm not going to pretend that there was malice
towards anyone or disrespect of veterans intended by Democrats. It's
part of the process and if you're half-way intelligent (even I can make
that low-level mark), you know these things happen. By the same token,
if you're half-way intelligent, you know a big bill needs a lot of
selling and a lot of prep work so the Dems really shouldn't be attacking
Republicans over this vote.

Time
Magazine columnist Joel Stein is offering a unique opportunity for Jill
Stein supporters near southern California. He wants to share and pay
for (!) lunch with someone who rejects the politics of fear in favor of
the politics of courage - in other words - someone who plans to vote for Jill Stein.

To enter this contest all you need to do is make a minimum donation of $3
to the campaign and write a few sentences about why you think you
should be the winner. The best response will win the contest. And just
so you know, Joel will write about his lunch experience in his Time
magazine column and may even use a quote from you.

To enter the contest, just donate $3 or more by Friday 9/28 at midnight PST. Click here to donate.There's
no doubt this lunch will be memorable and hilarious as Joel is one of
the wittiest writers of this generation. Good luck!

Both
Barack Obama and Mitt Romney's campaigns have raffled off dinner with a
celebrity to encourage contributions to their campaigns. The
Republicans offered dinner with Donald Trump, while the Democrats had
dinners with George Clooney, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anna Wintour and
Michael Jordan.

Jill
Stein has decided to offer an even more exciting experience: Lunch with
me. Joel Stein. A Time magazine columnist. Who promises to listen to
you ranting on and on about the corrupt American political system
without interrupting you. And I'll even write a column about it in Time
magazine. With your name in it. And maybe a shortened quote of one of
your rants.

Better
still, when you tell your fellow Green friends about it, and you say my
name quickly enough, they will think you had lunch with Jill Stein.

I
will take you and a guest for the most expensive lunch in Los Angeles
you can think of, since I know that you will probably just order the
salad and dessert.

Just
like for the Obama and Romney raffles, "a donation of $3 or whatever
you're able to give today will automatically enter you for the chance"
to have lunch with me.

About Me

I'm a black working mother. I love to laugh and between work and raising kids, I need a good laugh. I'm also a community member of The Common Ills. Shout outs to any Common Ills community members stopping by. Big shout out to C.I. for all the help getting this started. I am not married to Thomas Friedman, credit me with better taste, please. This site is a parody.