5th July 2017 – Just like old times…

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Dude, this is your chance to aid the next generation in getting a nerdy head start. My nephew has NES controller socks. (Was that Famicon over in Kiwiville?) And one that says “Level 0 Human”. And one that says “I still live with my parents”.

The trick isn’t to get clothes the baby would like. He’s too dumb to know what’s happening yet. Instead, get stuff that you think would be awesome to see on a baby because it would make you laugh. Or stuff that the parents would be embarrassed to put on the baby, but will wind up putting on it anyway when there’s poop on everything else. Which will happen. It’s a baby. They’re like portable poop turrets.