No, no, no, no —
You freestyled about my fake leg?
Your foot’s kind of messed up but I was hoping to talk about my tuna!
Wait, does my wooden leg gross you out?
Yeah, some parts
It’s like, when I touch it
I get so sick
You get sick?
Mm hmmm

Oohhh, I can smell it
Wh- wha-
[sounds of wet vomiting]

Kiss me
I can’t
I have a big wedgie

And I made no friends buying a spork. Seriously, I want to get on my happy shoes.