That popped up on my google news feed a few days ago and I was 99.9999999% sure it was some tech satire site but I had to google “techloaf satire” just to be sure because I’m perpetually waiting for a new flavor/product to try.

I feel you, also saw it in my feed and was stoked right up to the words “Beige Label,” whereupon I snorted a little.

Just saying though: they could do Soylent Throwback 1.0. Maybe toss in algal oil vials and bring back the oat fiber for us old-timers who want to relive the days of relationship-straining flatulence and fish breath.