What’s On Tonight: Goodbye Troy Barnes, Hello Rake

Parks and Recreation (NBC, 8:30 p.m.) — Leslie and Ben argue over sales techniques at the farmers market, while Andy sings a song about Jean-Claude Van Damme. Sketch idea: Jean-Claude Van Damme at a farmers market.

Rake (Fox, 9 p.m.) — *shudder noise*

Party Down South (CMT, 10 p.m.) — I hate the name of this show so much.

The Greatest Event In Television History (12 a.m., Adult Swim) — Starring Henry from Party Down, Adam Scott, and the man who was originally supposed to play Henry from Party Down, Paul Rudd. I bet Adam mocks Paul all the time. “I got to kiss Lizzy Caplan and you didn’t.” Anyway, tonight’s Greatest Event is apparently Bosom Buddies.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Spike Jonze and No Age on Letterman; Matt LeBlanc on Leno; Kim Kardashian on Kimmel; Martha Plimpton on Ferguson; Jonah Hill and Dick Cavett on Fallon; Wayne Gretzky on Conan; Anjan Sundaram on Stewart; and Patricia Churchland on Colbert.

I watched the first 16 minutes and wasn’t really anything but indifferent. It wasn’t edgy or anything. The only thing that surprised me was it said “Directed by Sam Raimi.” He really phoned it in here.

I just came here to say that I watched Opposite Worlds last night and I think I threw up and shat my pants at the exact same time. I figured the rest of the world would’ve share my opinion on it, but I checked the twitters and a large amount of people apparently somehow stomached watching it. The only good that came out of this was that I realized I had forgot to DVR Helix last Friday…