6/11/12 Yeah, I know.. I suck. :( I haven't written anything for a couple years and for that I apologize. Hopefully someday my muse will return and all these stories will be completed.. Until then, I'm sorry. :(

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I find I can't tear myself away from this site! I love all the great SVM stories everyone is putting it, so I've decided to jump on in. As of right now, most of my stuff is AH (All Human, for newbs like me) because I find them much more interesting and less confusing when I get back into the books...

As for my writing: I try to write what I know, as everyone should. But, I also tend to write what I want. I have absolutely no writing experience and I believe I overuse the hell out of the comma. I apologize now! Also, I can be quite long winded. I am still working on my skills to smoothly transition from one scene to the next. You can totally help me with this! Review! Be honest with me. I'm a big girl and I have my big girl panties on. :)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy my feeble attempts at entertainment as much as I enjoy the the awesomeness I have found on this site. Love it!! Love you!!

Love you all, review for me-I totally need it!! :D

Amanda

Do you like ALL HUMAN Southern Vampire Mysteries stories? I've started a Forum and Community for them specifically! Check it out!

Eric is a bum on the street after Katrina ruined his life. Sookie is a billionheiress who is saved by Eric from a crazy bus accident. It's about them working out their problems together and gradually trusting and opening up to one another. Lemons in later chaps..

Sookie Sees A Swede

My ongoing fic. My first love. :) Sookie and Amelia have travelled to Sweden where Sookie has met a Nordic god! Lemons and table games (:snort, ch 15/16). I'll continue it as long as it stays interesting!!

Who's the Vamp Now, Bitch!

Started as a one shot; What would it be like if Sookie was the bad ass vampire Sheriff and Eric was a piddly human!? Well, find out in this story. I've decided to continue it. Working on Ch 3 right now. ;) *Removed by ff.net because 'bitch' was in the title.

Plastic Passion

Was written for a fic exchange on LJ. I totes had writer's block while trying to get that bad boy done. It's not my finest but I put some absolutely hilarious comedy in that bitch! The lemon could have been juicier, but it's still puckertastic. One shot, def.

After the Dream, (Sequence)

I was UBERPISSED at the way TrueBlood made Eric and Sookie in bed just a dream. This is MY VERSION. Alan Ball, I give you permission to make this happen and use my words!! Purely sinful E/S hookup. :D

Love In An Elevator

One shot. Pure smut. E&S 'Strangers in the night' style. I admit, I'm working on part two. :giggleblush: Again, review!!

Losing It

My entry for the Summer of '69 contest! Just a simple one shot fic; Sookie loses her virginity to her new friend; Eric.

Fire Station: I'm not allowed to use a picture of it. My Firefighter friend says "We take enough heat!! Don't use the pic of our station!!" (Even though they dont' USE that station except for ADMIN any longer).. So, if you have a hate comment for him, feel free to let me know and I will forward it to his ass!!

What's the most delicious thing you've ever seen? Poor Sookie's about to find out. Eric/Sookie fluff in the vein of the early SVM books: a lot of romance, comedy, action. Think of this as an alternate ending from Book 8 on. (CANON THROUGH BOOK 8; INCORPORATES IDEAS FROM LATER BOOKS, BUT NOT DEA.) COMPLETE!

A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!

Sookie receives a reality-altering gift from Niall, and makes a plan to right the wrongs in her life; but can she change the past and still hold on to the future? Rated T now, M later. Sookie/Eric, but it's going to take a little while! Through ch 1 D&G.

This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.

Sookie and Eric are made for each other. They don't realize it though until strange things begin to happen to them. Memories & dreams begin to haunt them. Will they accept their destiny or will their pride stop them? Strong sexual content and language.

Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!

AH-AU-OOC Sookie has been dreaming about an amazing man lately, a man so perfect that there is no chance he's real. But what if he is? And what happens when she meets him? Rated M for later chapters. E/S COMPLETE

In the midst of WWII, Sookie is dealing with the death of a fiance and how to move on. With men being enlisted, women are called upon to work. Sookie finds herself assisting the Patriotic cause in a bomber plant where she meets Project Manager Eric. AH/AU

Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.

Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU

AU/AH Sookie has a new job at a night club and soon finds out exactly how much trouble a telepath can get into in the world of underground poker; while simultaneously becoming intrigued by a hot/blonde piece of man meat…I think we all know who.

Can Sookie recover from a divorce and shocking news enough to love again? Can Eric help her see she can? This is an all human story, not the Sookie and Eric from the books. Rated T for now, but maybe M in later chapters.

Pam throws a Halloween bash to improve Sookie's mood after the Fae war, and enlists Amelia for magical reinforcements. A collaboration full of lemons and laughs for the Eric and His Great Pumpkin Contest. You don't need to ask about the rating, right?

Sookie Stackhouse, a case worker at a halfway house, takes on the case of Eric Northman, a recently paroled man with a dark past. She takes it upon herself to help him heal his long neglected emotional wounds. AH, AU

First story of The Northman Saga. Almost three months after the hostile takeover of Louisiana, Eric and Sookie finally get a chance to work out the details of their love life. Lots of action,lots of romance, lots of surprises !

This all-human Sookie/Eric love story takes place during World War II. She's a nurse. He's a pilot. Love's bound to happen. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for a Lemon Tart Award, a Fangie, and a You Want Blood Award.

Sequel to "Dead to Rights". After the battle for Sookie's survival, a tribunal has been called, and the vampire community is facing threats to their very existence. Spoilers for books 1-8 and 'Gift Wrap'.

The new librarian is having quite the steamy effect on our resident hottie, Fire Fighter Eric Northman. SPARKS will fly! Can she light his fire? Okay, enough with the puns. ON WITH THE LEMONS! Fun and flirty, then hot and heavy. You know how I roll.

Sookie is a billion-heiress and Eric is a poor bum on the street. What happens when he saves her life and she brings him home to care for him? Will they change each others outlooks and heal each others scars? Lemons down the line, as there should be. A/H

Eric Northman is looking for something; what will he find with real estate agent Sookie Stackhouse at the helm of his house hunt? LEMONS! Pure smutty filthy lemons with a side of story mixed in. ONE SHOT.. maybe. ;

Sookie & Amelia travel abroad to Sweden, only to find love and fun times! Of course, Eric owns a bar, when does he not. Snarky Pam comments and loads of romance. Maybe some lemons. My first fic, be gentle! AH/AU, maybe OOC. Apologies for the title!