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Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote:DEAR FRIEND,Welcome to the wonderful world of religion!These are exciting times in holiness—politicians are crusading, nations are invading, and science1 is fading. With these changes come religious opportunities the likes of which haven't been seen since the Reformation... or at least since the persecuted masses first huddled together and shipped off to that great democratic revival meeting we call the United States of America.With this in mind, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) invites you to learn a little more about us. We'd like to tell you all about our Heaven, which features a Stripper Factory and a giant Beer Volcano. We'd love to see you dressed in His chosen garb: full Pirate regalia. We want you to enjoy Fridays as His chosen holiday. But first you need to know a little more about us.

Where be the mention of wearing utensils from ye galley?

The Dark NoodleAKA - The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.Please use them.If I say something dumb, question it.http://www.loose-canon.info/ - A really Important Collection of Words.

The Dark Noodle wrote:Where be the mention of wearing utensils from ye galley?

Details, details...

We have flimsy moral standards, remember?

Full pirate regalia can set you back a couple of hundred bucks: a colander costs less than five. Sounds like a winner to me.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

Roy Hunter wrote:Full pirate regalia can set you back a couple of hundred bucks: a colander costs less than five. Sounds like a winner to me.

We be talking just a head shot here, hardly an expensive look to achieve

The Dark NoodleAKA - The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.Please use them.If I say something dumb, question it.http://www.loose-canon.info/ - A really Important Collection of Words.

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

Facial hair - freeBit of cloth (surely thee can find some old rag stowed away) - Next to nothing

The Dark NoodleAKA - The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.Please use them.If I say something dumb, question it.http://www.loose-canon.info/ - A really Important Collection of Words.

The Dark Noodle wrote:Facial hair - freeBit of cloth (surely thee can find some old rag stowed away) - Next to nothing

I was talking about my entire material wealth as perceived by a divorce lawyer. Welcome to Austerity Britain...

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks."To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine."One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln."If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.Please use them.If I say something dumb, question it.http://www.loose-canon.info/ - A really Important Collection of Words.

It has been pointed out to me that I had not been reading the holy text correctly

The Loose CanonThe Book of PenelopeChapter II7 But as T.V. hadn't been invented yet Penelope put the Holy Colander on her head and grabbed a handy pair of salad tongs

I have read the Book of Penelope many times, but I think my aversion to wearing uncomfortable galley utensils must have blinded me to that passage. It may also be the case that because as a Vegan I find this passage very important, and have been distracted by it, for it shows that The Holy Meatballs were not originally sourced from bovines.

The Loose CanonThe Book of PenelopeChapter 31Now it came to pass that Penelope had a good beer buzz on.... 2She strode through the land and saw all was good; 3wheat for pasta, hops and barley for beer, beef trees for meatballs, even a cheese well or two. 4The People remained unsatisfied for T.V. STILL hadn't been invented... 5As she strode (well wove actually; she'd had quite a few beers) she thought "it's a good thing automobiles haven't been invented yet. 6I'd be in BIG trouble if I were driving".

I shall now go and flail myself with my salad tongs.

The Dark NoodleAKA - The Rev. Dr. Jo Freddie

The Book of Piraticus 12:1-3I gave you brains, the ability to reason, and free will for a reason.Please use them.If I say something dumb, question it.http://www.loose-canon.info/ - A really Important Collection of Words.

In a few weeks, a renewal of a certain identification of mine will be made. While it isn't a DMV photo, it is still official identification. I have thus prepared my argument for the wearing of a colander in official photos. While wearing daily would be ideal, wearing during official photos is key.

The Loose CanonThe Book of PenelopeChapter 2Verse 7“But as T.V. hadn’t been invented yet Penelope put the Holy Colander on her head and grabbed a handy pair of salad tongs”

And from The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti MonsterAs written by the Prophet Bobby Henderson, pasta be upon him,

“the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster invites you to learn a little more about us...His chosen garb: full Pirate regalia.”

In ancient, mediaeval and renaissance times, some pirates would have worn helmets. Since the helmet is basically a piece of headwear composed of a bowl of metal, we hold that colanders are helmets with holes in them. The act of wearing a colander links a kitchen symbol of the divine Flying Spaghetti Monster with the pirates, the original prophets of the Church.

Any official pictures are key to the wearing of a colander (a pirate hat is also acceptable). The reason they are key is that His Noodliness wavers in and out of drunken states. When in a drunken frenzy, He doesn’t have the attention span to watch everything that is happening everywhere. However, on the rare occasion that He is sober (His Noodliness forbid), He looks at the official records upon the earth, examining, especially, the pictures of His followers. I fear the wrath that He may bestow upon us should He catch us in anything less than at least partial pirate regalia.

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Personally, I would go for a pirate hat. With a feather in it. A very large feather.

My wearing of the colander is dual-purposed. First, to avoid His drunken wrath (He would surely get drunk after being sober for long enough to realize that I didn't wear pirate regalia in a photo). Second, to spread awareness of the Church. I feel that while wearing a pirate hat is very acceptable under the Loose Canon, it would be passed up as simple humor by onlookers. A colander, on the other noodle, would be more likely to prompt curiosity and questions.