Audioblogging in the HOUSE!

Left house for gig at: 4:30pm
Got home from gig at: 4:00am
Quality of show: ass-suckage

But I did record an audioblog, so hey, it ain’t all bad. Click me and hear the DD himself.

To hell with all y’all if you don’t like my voice. It’s dead sexy.

EDIT: I can’t believe I almost concluded this without showing you this shit right here:

Yeah. That’s me. With a mohawk. This is what happens when you really need a haircut, and you have a gig coming up. And if I didn’t sweat like a ho in church, I would’ve sprayed it blonde or red. Thank God for perspiration, huh? No one should see that. And no one comment on the condition of my house. We just moved, and we’re still trying to fit 2200 sq. ft. worth of crap into a 1400 sq. ft. house. So bite me if you don’t like it. Come clean this bitch for me.

Who’s to say that I copied YOU? Are you the ONLY audioblogger out there in cyberspace? Egotistical much? I mean, couldn’t it simply be COINCIDENCE that I decided to audioblog a few days after you did? Damn!

CP, you definitely got us in the ass department. In the spirit of booty folk everywhere, allow me to say GOT TOW MOBY DAWG! I looked at that pic you posted during the blogathon, and as soon as I scrolled down to it, four brothas knocked on my front door ’cause their Booty Alerts went to Code Blue.

Not sure what I’m gonna do with the ‘hawk. It feels…weird. Like I have a landing strip on my head or something. Besides, I have a corporate job. They may not look too kindly on it. As for painting it purple, L, that happens to be my favorite color, so I’m lovin’ ya for suggesting it. Sometimes you come through.

Awww. It’s DD on the audio blogger. How adorable is that? Sorry the gig didn’t go off without a hitch. Dave Matthews was hot, sticky, and I fell asleep. I guess you can’t take the country and rock outta a girl by surrounding her with guys in Dockers and plaid slacks and girls in sundresses and heels… I think Dave Matthews and I were the only ones actually underdressed at that show. There would be worse things… Good luck at the next gig.

Maybe you can change your name to Medium Complexion Damian (or is there a deeper reason for the name – ha-ha) or – with the Mohawk, you can start telling folks you have “Injun blood” in your family like so many folks do.