Americana: Stirring Up Trouble

"We do it all for you," sings McDonald's cheery jingle every
day on television and radio. But lately the company has discovered
that it is doing more than it chooses for some people it would rather
ignore: coke users. And not the ones who drink out of bottles. Those
little plastic coffee stirrers that McDonald's gives out with its
cups of coffeethe ones with the tiny spoons on the endsare being
used by cocaine sniffers who cannot af ford the silver spoons affected
by the beautiful people.