Elevenses - Welcome to the big time Jack Wilshere

19 November 2010 10:49

No sooner has Jack Wilshere earned the respect of his contemporaries and the England manager, than the 18-year-old is reported to have cheated on his girlfriend with a lap-dancer. And it gets better.

The Hobbit-esque Arsenal star is alleged to have 'sneaked' Jessica Jansen into his grandmother's house to perform the obligatory footballer's 'romp'. Footballers always 'romp', it's one of the key skills of the trade. But who romps in a Gran's house? (Insert Rooney joke here) Seriously. Did she cook the lap-dancer a nice stew to keep her energy levels up?

The Sun, who simply wouldn't survive without stupid footballers, claims Wilshere and Jansen exchanged 'saucy' texts in an affair that began in August and has only just ended - apparently Wilshere's girlfriend found out.

One of the texts from Wilshere allegedly read: "Come to my hotel tonite. Get some condoms lol". Elevenses is not so sure about the LOL in all of this, or the ROFL for that matter. It's just another footballer doing what footballers do. And doing it without the merest semblance of the class Wilshere displays on the field.

Wilshere is said to have met Jansen, a Stringfellows girl (what a cliche!), on a night out to celebrate Arsenal's 6-0 thumping of Blackpool. Apparently she had no idea he was a footballer, but thought Wilshere 'funny and attractive'.