Invitation from the Mayor

I’m locked in a “too close to call” battle to retain my long-standing position as mayor of the Alamodome (via Foursquare) with someone named “George G.”

I added this status on my LinkedIn profile mostly as a goof since I only have two other friends who still use Foursquare. However, it’s prompted me to be more diligent about my check-ins and more threatened by Mr. G.

Even though I’ve never met him, I’m guessing he’s about 20 years old judging from his avatar. That means I’ve been working in the Alamodome longer than he’s been alive.

Rather than attack his lack of experience, I pledge to keep my campaigning positive. Thus, my focus will be on the current and future improvements I’ll help shepard through if I’m allowed to continue as Mayor.

The newest one I’m touting is called Tailgate Town and I’m inviting you to experience it during the Valero Alamo Bowl on Saturday, December 29.

The offer is a free oversized tailgating space, a free smoker courtesy of Shiner and free sausage for your whole tailgating group courtesy of Kiolbassa. The only catch is you have to buy a minimum of 20 Valero Alamo Bowl tickets for $35+ each.

Granted this announcement isn’t improving our educational system or creating new jobs, but $700 for a memorable day with 19 of your closets friends followed by the 20th Annual Valero Alamo Bowl is an offer that won’t last long.