Mega Millions is up to $476 Million

Lobsters, it’s my duty to inform you that last night, no one won the $363-million Mega Millions lottery drawing, so Friday’s jackpot is expected to be a record $476 million, according to Megamillions.com. Therefore, I will be buying my first ever ticket. I plan on winning and I plan on getting a Happy Gilmore sized check. Lump sum. Done and done.