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It's Sunday morning and its been raining on and off for days now. We've had some pretty shitty summer weather in Montreal so far this year. The kids have been indoors for way too long and cabin fever kicked in bright and early this morning. So out we went to the park before it started… Continue reading Clean Eating//Here’s to you, judgy park moms

When I decided to start writing this blog, coming up with a suitable name wasn't easy. I played around with a few ideas, and finally decided on Why Mommy Swears for a couple of reasons. One being because lets face it, life with kids has us bitting our tongues (or not) constantly with all the… Continue reading F*CK//It finally happened…

How often do you find yourself burning the candle at both ends? I often have moments of "holy shit, when's the last time I actually showered??" With two so close in age I am constantly struggling to find balance. Kids activities, lunches, whats for dinner, groceries, baths, nap times, sleep training, laundry, keeping the house… Continue reading Self Preservation//Moms day off

The day started at 4:30am (again) with A screaming his face off because, well, just because. He had been up 3 other times during the night. Obviously one wakes up the other, and it was only a matter of time before O was wide awake and kicking away in her crib, impatiently waiting for someone… Continue reading Sundays//Rant

I've been playing around with the idea of starting this blog for the longest time. Where to begin? What am I even doing here?? Who knows - but I need this, and I'm fairly certain others need it to. So let me start by introducing myself. I'm Melissa - 33 years old, wife, daughter, sister… Continue reading Introduction//First posts are the hardest