Operation: Vegan

So I made fun of my wannabe hippie friend for not making it a week trying to be a vegan, and he claimed that I “couldn’t make it 2 days the way I eat.” Therefore, since I have to go to the extreme in every choice I make, for the next MONTH I’m going vegan, and as a bonus I’ll be doing it eating only fresh fruits, veggies, brown rice, and oats. I will also be criticizing what everyone else eats during this period, so that everyone knows how superior I am. Since I am, and will be, a lifelong meat eater that has always made fun of the vegan/vegetarian lifestyle, I feel that it’s only fair that I make fun of all non-vegan/vegetarians while I myself become one.

Step 1 of Operation: Vegan was to head to my local Costco to load up on all the crap that healthy people, and vegans, eat. My vegan starter kit included:

Mmmmm, yum, right?? My fridge & freezer now look like a hippies wet dream. So after doing some research on the vegan diet, I found out that since I’m no longer eating meat, and won’t be comsuming any dairy for the month, that I’m going to have to take a shit ton of of suppliments to go along with this god forbidden lifestyle. Which brought me to Step 2… a trip to Bartell Drugs to grab the following:

I even got a sweet pill organizer that old people use to sort their medicine!!

Finally, it was time for The Last Supper. Now obviously if I was being executed tomorrow, my choice of a last meal would be Taco Bell, but since I’m just going vegan for a month (a close second to being executed), I decided to go with Outback Steak House. As you’ll see, I was overwhelmed with joy. Wish me luck, Operation: Vegan starts tomorrow!