Eyewitnesses attest to seeing burning underwear off the Mississippi coast, as oil executives frantically set fire to any evidence pertaining to their role in the Deepwater Horizon disaster. The toxic waste generated by the Y-fronts of former U.S. [read...]

Fans of comical sea sponge SpongeBob Squarepants are to receive a shock when the new series launches later this summer. Gone are the whimsical tales of the humorous starfish and his humble ocean adventures as the series changes to reflect the new found wealth of the oil-rich undersea world. [read...]

‘We are working hard to clear up the spill, but on the plus side the local marine life is looking better than ever, especially in the hard-to-reach areas around the eyes, gills and behind the fins.’ [read...]