Where To Belong: The Toronto Club

Founded in 1837, this is Canada’s oldest members-only club. Membership may or may not include a steady supply of oxygen and Stanley Kubrick-style orgies, though we can’t say for sure. Entry is reserved for the mega elite and by invitation only; club policy is not to grant interviews. They don't even have a website. The red brick mansion in which it’s housed is impressive in of itself. Just look for the guy in the green suit that won’t let you in.