22:29:08 - (Dav999) - Another story, someone wanted to throw a clock out of the window (from a building), asked the management, and they said no22:29:17 - Kayya: well then22:29:20 - (Dav999) - But these are the kind of things you're not supposed to ask!22:29:31 - (Dav999) - That's a thing you should just do!

Host@All: hello?You@All: HellHost@All: ohYou@All: WHYYY join.meHost@All: :PYou@All: I typed "Hello" with dots on the o, but it disappeared making it "Hell"Host@All: and I said ohHost@All: which is a great putHost@All: *pun

22:20:25 - (Dav999) - And you might know or have looked already but are you're sure there isn't a wireless switch on the side?22:20:35 - (Dav999) - My English is derping

English II

23:28:46 - (Dav999) - That question would lock out many people who doesn't know English as their native language too23:28:56 - (Dav999) - Ok there my own English went23:28:59 - InfoTeddy: xd23:29:04 - (Dav999) - who don't* have*

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)

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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse

After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes[...]20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

(Steam Chat)Kayya: okayKayya: this dutch person keeps saying okay too much and its rubbing off of meKayya: he knows english like, really good but he says okay alotTap: okayKayya: tAPTap: i had to take that opportunityKayya: dammit tapTap: hahahaha

Dammit Tap, Sky Recruit edition

(Steam Chat)Kayya: budduh, budder, budder, peanut butter budderTap: too much butter is not healthy yoKayya: not for a sky recruitTap: i guess you could say... the sky's the limit.Kayya: dammit tap

Samario: (Kayya) - Dav999: (Kayya) - Dav999:D(Kayya) - D:Dav999: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER(Kayya) - you were the first one to combo break(Kayya) - so HA!

Doormat is now Toaster

(Kayya) - the only person i know that is not american is dav(Kayya) - (besides tap)Dav999: And Toaster?Dav999: And Terry?(Kayya) - i dont remember about toasterDoormat: ok I lied, I AM toasterDoormat: *americanDav999: haha(Kayya) - doormat is toaster

Jony: why don't you just start like any other beginner would and just mess with stuffJony: but do it better than me(Kayya) - nopeDoormat: WYNAUTJony: yeahJony: y naught(Kayya) - because SHUT UP WOULD YOUDoormat: okJony: yes

Ninjas!

blue441: Ah, now I get why it doesn't do the chat sound most of the times!(Kayya) - because you have the chat open?blue441: If you have the chat window open, it doesn't do it!blue441: You ninja's me(Kayya) - haha, ninja'd(Kayya) - ninja's?Jony: NINJASblue441: Yes I meant d(Kayya) - you ninja'd me saying that i ninja'd youJony: ninjasJony: both of you are ninjas(Kayya) - yesblue441: And so is Dav999. He ninja'd me various times(Kayya) - so is samario

Passive-Aggressive Dav

(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

*shutup

(Kayya) - typing hi is easier to type the wb so i usually type hi more then i type wb(Kayya) - *thenDav999: *than(Kayya) - *shutupDav999: *no(Kayya) - *ok

Taco bel-er, time

blue441: Also, it is more of a AFK since it lasted an hour(Kayya) - well i dont count the time it takes for me to go to taco bell and back >(Kayya) - wait it was taco time

Kayya: "use the calculator table function using the window given. use the trace function to find the point of intersection. is the calculator giving you approximate or exact calculations?" "[-18.8, 18.8, 5, -12.4, 12.4, 5]" "{y=3+0.5x" "{y=-9+2x"Tap: i am never asking you to throw me a math question ever againKayya: heh

15:09:03 - (Kayya) - just jump off the fuckin building if theres a fire15:09:23 - Dav999: Who says you can open the windows15:09:37 - (Kayya) - who says you cant break the windows?

loud

You@All: oh my god its looooudDav999@All: wbYou@All: i knew that would happenYou@All: thank you

softcore

Rust: his butt is softcoreTap: soft pastel buttRust: ~*~follow for more soft luigi butt~*~Tap: that miiiight just not be safe for workRust: very slightly.Tap: follow for soft luigi butt... AND MORERust: ..more as in, soft mario butt?Tap: yeahTap: and soft dreambutt

11:49:56 - (Kayya) - though i question how this new chat system makes sense, actually11:50:28 - (Kayya) - like, the chat scrolls down when you type?11:50:33 - Dav999: You mean the way Flockmod scrolls your chat when you say something- ninja'd11:50:47 - (Kayya) - i would actually find that inconvenient11:50:52 - Dav999: Me too11:50:56 - (Kayya) - like, say that i was gone for a while and was re-reading the chat11:51:04 - (Kayya) - then someone wants to ask me a question11:51:06 - Dav999: I was gonna say exactly that11:51:14 - (Kayya) - i type yes and then the chat scrolls ALLL the way down11:51:19 - (Kayya) - how is that helpful11:51:30 - Dav999: It isn't

(Story: Dav is trying to log in on his server, and has failed multiple times before... Server = Dav)Dav999_NL joined the game[Server] Ok pretty please thenDav999_NL left the game[Server] With sugar! With sugar!

What a small world.

13:52:17 - (Kayya) - http://i.imgur.com/MJVUSPp.png why am i expected to put arguments where they are not needed.13:59:17 - Samario: is that a generic Lua error or are we somehow both doing the same thing at the same time13:59:37 - (Kayya) - depends, what're you doing?13:59:40 - Samario: Unitale13:59:44 - (Kayya) - ...so am i.13:59:51 - Samario: Small world, isn't it13:59:55 - (Kayya) - indeed14:00:17 - Samario: what do you happen to be making14:00:51 - (Kayya) - uh... a fight w/ chara. kinda stuck on some dialouge shit and i want to create custom bullet waves but idk how to14:01:01 - Samario: ...VERY small world14:01:11 - (Kayya) - you're doing the same thing?14:01:30 - Samario: yes

Banned for both wanted to kill people with a baseball bat, and making a VVVVVV smiley without Terry's permission.

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)

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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse

After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

(Steam Chat)Kayya: okayKayya: this dutch person keeps saying okay too much and its rubbing off of meKayya: he knows english like, really good but he says okay alotTap: okayKayya: tAPTap: i had to take that opportunityKayya: dammit tapTap: hahahaha

Dammit Tap, Sky Recruit edition

(Steam Chat)Kayya: budduh, budder, budder, peanut butter budderTap: too much butter is not healthy yoKayya: not for a sky recruitTap: i guess you could say... the sky's the limit.Kayya: dammit tap

Samario: (Kayya) - Dav999: (Kayya) - Dav999:D(Kayya) - D:Dav999: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER(Kayya) - you were the first one to combo break(Kayya) - so HA!

Doormat is now Toaster

(Kayya) - the only person i know that is not american is dav(Kayya) - (besides tap)Dav999: And Toaster?Dav999: And Terry?(Kayya) - i dont remember about toasterDoormat: ok I lied, I AM toasterDoormat: *americanDav999: haha(Kayya) - doormat is toaster

Jony: why don't you just start like any other beginner would and just mess with stuffJony: but do it better than me(Kayya) - nopeDoormat: WYNAUTJony: yeahJony: y naught(Kayya) - because SHUT UP WOULD YOUDoormat: okJony: yes

Ninjas!

blue441: Ah, now I get why it doesn't do the chat sound most of the times!(Kayya) - because you have the chat open?blue441: If you have the chat window open, it doesn't do it!blue441: You ninja's me(Kayya) - haha, ninja'd(Kayya) - ninja's?Jony: NINJASblue441: Yes I meant d(Kayya) - you ninja'd me saying that i ninja'd youJony: ninjasJony: both of you are ninjas(Kayya) - yesblue441: And so is Dav999. He ninja'd me various times(Kayya) - so is samario

Passive-Aggressive Dav

(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

*shutup

(Kayya) - typing hi is easier to type the wb so i usually type hi more then i type wb(Kayya) - *thenDav999: *than(Kayya) - *shutupDav999: *no(Kayya) - *ok

Taco bel-er, time

blue441: Also, it is more of a AFK since it lasted an hour(Kayya) - well i dont count the time it takes for me to go to taco bell and back >(Kayya) - wait it was taco time

Kayya: "use the calculator table function using the window given. use the trace function to find the point of intersection. is the calculator giving you approximate or exact calculations?" "[-18.8, 18.8, 5, -12.4, 12.4, 5]" "{y=3+0.5x" "{y=-9+2x"Tap: i am never asking you to throw me a math question ever againKayya: heh

15:09:03 - (Kayya) - just jump off the fuckin building if theres a fire15:09:23 - Dav999: Who says you can open the windows15:09:37 - (Kayya) - who says you cant break the windows?

loud

You@All: oh my god its looooudDav999@All: wbYou@All: i knew that would happenYou@All: thank you

softcore

Rust: his butt is softcoreTap: soft pastel buttRust: ~*~follow for more soft luigi butt~*~Tap: that miiiight just not be safe for workRust: very slightly.Tap: follow for soft luigi butt... AND MORERust: ..more as in, soft mario butt?Tap: yeahTap: and soft dreambutt

11:49:56 - (Kayya) - though i question how this new chat system makes sense, actually11:50:28 - (Kayya) - like, the chat scrolls down when you type?11:50:33 - Dav999: You mean the way Flockmod scrolls your chat when you say something- ninja'd11:50:47 - (Kayya) - i would actually find that inconvenient11:50:52 - Dav999: Me too11:50:56 - (Kayya) - like, say that i was gone for a while and was re-reading the chat11:51:04 - (Kayya) - then someone wants to ask me a question11:51:06 - Dav999: I was gonna say exactly that11:51:14 - (Kayya) - i type yes and then the chat scrolls ALLL the way down11:51:19 - (Kayya) - how is that helpful11:51:30 - Dav999: It isn't

(Story: Dav is trying to log in on his server, and has failed multiple times before... Server = Dav)Dav999_NL joined the game[Server] Ok pretty please thenDav999_NL left the game[Server] With sugar! With sugar!

What a small world.

13:52:17 - (Kayya) - http://i.imgur.com/MJVUSPp.png why am i expected to put arguments where they are not needed.13:59:17 - Samario: is that a generic Lua error or are we somehow both doing the same thing at the same time13:59:37 - (Kayya) - depends, what're you doing?13:59:40 - Samario: Unitale13:59:44 - (Kayya) - ...so am i.13:59:51 - Samario: Small world, isn't it13:59:55 - (Kayya) - indeed14:00:17 - Samario: what do you happen to be making14:00:51 - (Kayya) - uh... a fight w/ chara. kinda stuck on some dialouge shit and i want to create custom bullet waves but idk how to14:01:01 - Samario: ...VERY small world14:01:11 - (Kayya) - you're doing the same thing?14:01:30 - Samario: yes

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)

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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse

After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

(Steam Chat)Kayya: okayKayya: this dutch person keeps saying okay too much and its rubbing off of meKayya: he knows english like, really good but he says okay alotTap: okayKayya: tAPTap: i had to take that opportunityKayya: dammit tapTap: hahahaha

Dammit Tap, Sky Recruit edition

(Steam Chat)Kayya: budduh, budder, budder, peanut butter budderTap: too much butter is not healthy yoKayya: not for a sky recruitTap: i guess you could say... the sky's the limit.Kayya: dammit tap

Samario: (Kayya) - Dav999: (Kayya) - Dav999:D(Kayya) - D:Dav999: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER(Kayya) - you were the first one to combo break(Kayya) - so HA!

Doormat is now Toaster

(Kayya) - the only person i know that is not american is dav(Kayya) - (besides tap)Dav999: And Toaster?Dav999: And Terry?(Kayya) - i dont remember about toasterDoormat: ok I lied, I AM toasterDoormat: *americanDav999: haha(Kayya) - doormat is toaster

Jony: why don't you just start like any other beginner would and just mess with stuffJony: but do it better than me(Kayya) - nopeDoormat: WYNAUTJony: yeahJony: y naught(Kayya) - because SHUT UP WOULD YOUDoormat: okJony: yes

Ninjas!

blue441: Ah, now I get why it doesn't do the chat sound most of the times!(Kayya) - because you have the chat open?blue441: If you have the chat window open, it doesn't do it!blue441: You ninja's me(Kayya) - haha, ninja'd(Kayya) - ninja's?Jony: NINJASblue441: Yes I meant d(Kayya) - you ninja'd me saying that i ninja'd youJony: ninjasJony: both of you are ninjas(Kayya) - yesblue441: And so is Dav999. He ninja'd me various times(Kayya) - so is samario

Passive-Aggressive Dav

(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

*shutup

(Kayya) - typing hi is easier to type the wb so i usually type hi more then i type wb(Kayya) - *thenDav999: *than(Kayya) - *shutupDav999: *no(Kayya) - *ok

Taco bel-er, time

blue441: Also, it is more of a AFK since it lasted an hour(Kayya) - well i dont count the time it takes for me to go to taco bell and back >(Kayya) - wait it was taco time

Kayya: "use the calculator table function using the window given. use the trace function to find the point of intersection. is the calculator giving you approximate or exact calculations?" "[-18.8, 18.8, 5, -12.4, 12.4, 5]" "{y=3+0.5x" "{y=-9+2x"Tap: i am never asking you to throw me a math question ever againKayya: heh

15:09:03 - (Kayya) - just jump off the fuckin building if theres a fire15:09:23 - Dav999: Who says you can open the windows15:09:37 - (Kayya) - who says you cant break the windows?

loud

You@All: oh my god its looooudDav999@All: wbYou@All: i knew that would happenYou@All: thank you

softcore

Rust: his butt is softcoreTap: soft pastel buttRust: ~*~follow for more soft luigi butt~*~Tap: that miiiight just not be safe for workRust: very slightly.Tap: follow for soft luigi butt... AND MORERust: ..more as in, soft mario butt?Tap: yeahTap: and soft dreambutt

11:49:56 - (Kayya) - though i question how this new chat system makes sense, actually11:50:28 - (Kayya) - like, the chat scrolls down when you type?11:50:33 - Dav999: You mean the way Flockmod scrolls your chat when you say something- ninja'd11:50:47 - (Kayya) - i would actually find that inconvenient11:50:52 - Dav999: Me too11:50:56 - (Kayya) - like, say that i was gone for a while and was re-reading the chat11:51:04 - (Kayya) - then someone wants to ask me a question11:51:06 - Dav999: I was gonna say exactly that11:51:14 - (Kayya) - i type yes and then the chat scrolls ALLL the way down11:51:19 - (Kayya) - how is that helpful11:51:30 - Dav999: It isn't

(Story: Dav is trying to log in on his server, and has failed multiple times before... Server = Dav)Dav999_NL joined the game[Server] Ok pretty please thenDav999_NL left the game[Server] With sugar! With sugar!

What a small world.

13:52:17 - (Kayya) - http://i.imgur.com/MJVUSPp.png why am i expected to put arguments where they are not needed.13:59:17 - Samario: is that a generic Lua error or are we somehow both doing the same thing at the same time13:59:37 - (Kayya) - depends, what're you doing?13:59:40 - Samario: Unitale13:59:44 - (Kayya) - ...so am i.13:59:51 - Samario: Small world, isn't it13:59:55 - (Kayya) - indeed14:00:17 - Samario: what do you happen to be making14:00:51 - (Kayya) - uh... a fight w/ chara. kinda stuck on some dialouge shit and i want to create custom bullet waves but idk how to14:01:01 - Samario: ...VERY small world14:01:11 - (Kayya) - you're doing the same thing?14:01:30 - Samario: yes

20:28:01 - (Format) - wait WAIT20:28:10 - (Format) - if a person can be claustrophobic20:28:36 - (Format) - then can another be a claustrophile20:28:49 - InfoTeddy: yes[...]20:31:49 - Dav999: I'm now imagining people going into their toilet or cupboard or whatever, closing the door, looking around touching all the sides, and fapping to the smallness of the space they're in20:32:11 - InfoTeddy: very immature

12:43:57 - TSC: oh wait that explosion is a dancing woman12:44:11 - (Format) - im so taking that out of context

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)

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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse

After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)

No, it's not actually the best. It's just used for shitposting, really.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

Images

Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse

After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

(Steam Chat)Kayya: okayKayya: this dutch person keeps saying okay too much and its rubbing off of meKayya: he knows english like, really good but he says okay alotTap: okayKayya: tAPTap: i had to take that opportunityKayya: dammit tapTap: hahahaha

Dammit Tap, Sky Recruit edition

(Steam Chat)Kayya: budduh, budder, budder, peanut butter budderTap: too much butter is not healthy yoKayya: not for a sky recruitTap: i guess you could say... the sky's the limit.Kayya: dammit tap

Samario: (Kayya) - Dav999: (Kayya) - Dav999:D(Kayya) - D:Dav999: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER(Kayya) - you were the first one to combo break(Kayya) - so HA!

Doormat is now Toaster

(Kayya) - the only person i know that is not american is dav(Kayya) - (besides tap)Dav999: And Toaster?Dav999: And Terry?(Kayya) - i dont remember about toasterDoormat: ok I lied, I AM toasterDoormat: *americanDav999: haha(Kayya) - doormat is toaster

Jony: why don't you just start like any other beginner would and just mess with stuffJony: but do it better than me(Kayya) - nopeDoormat: WYNAUTJony: yeahJony: y naught(Kayya) - because SHUT UP WOULD YOUDoormat: okJony: yes

Ninjas!

blue441: Ah, now I get why it doesn't do the chat sound most of the times!(Kayya) - because you have the chat open?blue441: If you have the chat window open, it doesn't do it!blue441: You ninja's me(Kayya) - haha, ninja'd(Kayya) - ninja's?Jony: NINJASblue441: Yes I meant d(Kayya) - you ninja'd me saying that i ninja'd youJony: ninjasJony: both of you are ninjas(Kayya) - yesblue441: And so is Dav999. He ninja'd me various times(Kayya) - so is samario

Passive-Aggressive Dav

(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

*shutup

(Kayya) - typing hi is easier to type the wb so i usually type hi more then i type wb(Kayya) - *thenDav999: *than(Kayya) - *shutupDav999: *no(Kayya) - *ok

Taco bel-er, time

blue441: Also, it is more of a AFK since it lasted an hour(Kayya) - well i dont count the time it takes for me to go to taco bell and back >(Kayya) - wait it was taco time

Kayya: "use the calculator table function using the window given. use the trace function to find the point of intersection. is the calculator giving you approximate or exact calculations?" "[-18.8, 18.8, 5, -12.4, 12.4, 5]" "{y=3+0.5x" "{y=-9+2x"Tap: i am never asking you to throw me a math question ever againKayya: heh

15:09:03 - (Kayya) - just jump off the fuckin building if theres a fire15:09:23 - Dav999: Who says you can open the windows15:09:37 - (Kayya) - who says you cant break the windows?

loud

You@All: oh my god its looooudDav999@All: wbYou@All: i knew that would happenYou@All: thank you

softcore

Rust: his butt is softcoreTap: soft pastel buttRust: ~*~follow for more soft luigi butt~*~Tap: that miiiight just not be safe for workRust: very slightly.Tap: follow for soft luigi butt... AND MORERust: ..more as in, soft mario butt?Tap: yeahTap: and soft dreambutt

11:49:56 - (Kayya) - though i question how this new chat system makes sense, actually11:50:28 - (Kayya) - like, the chat scrolls down when you type?11:50:33 - Dav999: You mean the way Flockmod scrolls your chat when you say something- ninja'd11:50:47 - (Kayya) - i would actually find that inconvenient11:50:52 - Dav999: Me too11:50:56 - (Kayya) - like, say that i was gone for a while and was re-reading the chat11:51:04 - (Kayya) - then someone wants to ask me a question11:51:06 - Dav999: I was gonna say exactly that11:51:14 - (Kayya) - i type yes and then the chat scrolls ALLL the way down11:51:19 - (Kayya) - how is that helpful11:51:30 - Dav999: It isn't

(Story: Dav is trying to log in on his server, and has failed multiple times before... Server = Dav)Dav999_NL joined the game[Server] Ok pretty please thenDav999_NL left the game[Server] With sugar! With sugar!

What a small world.

13:52:17 - (Kayya) - http://i.imgur.com/MJVUSPp.png why am i expected to put arguments where they are not needed.13:59:17 - Samario: is that a generic Lua error or are we somehow both doing the same thing at the same time13:59:37 - (Kayya) - depends, what're you doing?13:59:40 - Samario: Unitale13:59:44 - (Kayya) - ...so am i.13:59:51 - Samario: Small world, isn't it13:59:55 - (Kayya) - indeed14:00:17 - Samario: what do you happen to be making14:00:51 - (Kayya) - uh... a fight w/ chara. kinda stuck on some dialouge shit and i want to create custom bullet waves but idk how to14:01:01 - Samario: ...VERY small world14:01:11 - (Kayya) - you're doing the same thing?14:01:30 - Samario: yes

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)

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One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

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Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse

After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

(Steam Chat)Kayya: okayKayya: this dutch person keeps saying okay too much and its rubbing off of meKayya: he knows english like, really good but he says okay alotTap: okayKayya: tAPTap: i had to take that opportunityKayya: dammit tapTap: hahahaha

Dammit Tap, Sky Recruit edition

(Steam Chat)Kayya: budduh, budder, budder, peanut butter budderTap: too much butter is not healthy yoKayya: not for a sky recruitTap: i guess you could say... the sky's the limit.Kayya: dammit tap

Samario: (Kayya) - Dav999: (Kayya) - Dav999:D(Kayya) - D:Dav999: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER(Kayya) - you were the first one to combo break(Kayya) - so HA!

Doormat is now Toaster

(Kayya) - the only person i know that is not american is dav(Kayya) - (besides tap)Dav999: And Toaster?Dav999: And Terry?(Kayya) - i dont remember about toasterDoormat: ok I lied, I AM toasterDoormat: *americanDav999: haha(Kayya) - doormat is toaster

Jony: why don't you just start like any other beginner would and just mess with stuffJony: but do it better than me(Kayya) - nopeDoormat: WYNAUTJony: yeahJony: y naught(Kayya) - because SHUT UP WOULD YOUDoormat: okJony: yes

Ninjas!

blue441: Ah, now I get why it doesn't do the chat sound most of the times!(Kayya) - because you have the chat open?blue441: If you have the chat window open, it doesn't do it!blue441: You ninja's me(Kayya) - haha, ninja'd(Kayya) - ninja's?Jony: NINJASblue441: Yes I meant d(Kayya) - you ninja'd me saying that i ninja'd youJony: ninjasJony: both of you are ninjas(Kayya) - yesblue441: And so is Dav999. He ninja'd me various times(Kayya) - so is samario

Passive-Aggressive Dav

(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

*shutup

(Kayya) - typing hi is easier to type the wb so i usually type hi more then i type wb(Kayya) - *thenDav999: *than(Kayya) - *shutupDav999: *no(Kayya) - *ok

Taco bel-er, time

blue441: Also, it is more of a AFK since it lasted an hour(Kayya) - well i dont count the time it takes for me to go to taco bell and back >(Kayya) - wait it was taco time

Kayya: "use the calculator table function using the window given. use the trace function to find the point of intersection. is the calculator giving you approximate or exact calculations?" "[-18.8, 18.8, 5, -12.4, 12.4, 5]" "{y=3+0.5x" "{y=-9+2x"Tap: i am never asking you to throw me a math question ever againKayya: heh

15:09:03 - (Kayya) - just jump off the fuckin building if theres a fire15:09:23 - Dav999: Who says you can open the windows15:09:37 - (Kayya) - who says you cant break the windows?

loud

You@All: oh my god its looooudDav999@All: wbYou@All: i knew that would happenYou@All: thank you

softcore

Rust: his butt is softcoreTap: soft pastel buttRust: ~*~follow for more soft luigi butt~*~Tap: that miiiight just not be safe for workRust: very slightly.Tap: follow for soft luigi butt... AND MORERust: ..more as in, soft mario butt?Tap: yeahTap: and soft dreambutt

11:49:56 - (Kayya) - though i question how this new chat system makes sense, actually11:50:28 - (Kayya) - like, the chat scrolls down when you type?11:50:33 - Dav999: You mean the way Flockmod scrolls your chat when you say something- ninja'd11:50:47 - (Kayya) - i would actually find that inconvenient11:50:52 - Dav999: Me too11:50:56 - (Kayya) - like, say that i was gone for a while and was re-reading the chat11:51:04 - (Kayya) - then someone wants to ask me a question11:51:06 - Dav999: I was gonna say exactly that11:51:14 - (Kayya) - i type yes and then the chat scrolls ALLL the way down11:51:19 - (Kayya) - how is that helpful11:51:30 - Dav999: It isn't

(Story: Dav is trying to log in on his server, and has failed multiple times before... Server = Dav)Dav999_NL joined the game[Server] Ok pretty please thenDav999_NL left the game[Server] With sugar! With sugar!

What a small world.

13:52:17 - (Kayya) - http://i.imgur.com/MJVUSPp.png why am i expected to put arguments where they are not needed.13:59:17 - Samario: is that a generic Lua error or are we somehow both doing the same thing at the same time13:59:37 - (Kayya) - depends, what're you doing?13:59:40 - Samario: Unitale13:59:44 - (Kayya) - ...so am i.13:59:51 - Samario: Small world, isn't it13:59:55 - (Kayya) - indeed14:00:17 - Samario: what do you happen to be making14:00:51 - (Kayya) - uh... a fight w/ chara. kinda stuck on some dialouge shit and i want to create custom bullet waves but idk how to14:01:01 - Samario: ...VERY small world14:01:11 - (Kayya) - you're doing the same thing?14:01:30 - Samario: yes

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)

No, it's not actually the best. It's just used for shitposting, really.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

Images

Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse

After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.

(Steam Chat)Kayya: okayKayya: this dutch person keeps saying okay too much and its rubbing off of meKayya: he knows english like, really good but he says okay alotTap: okayKayya: tAPTap: i had to take that opportunityKayya: dammit tapTap: hahahaha

Dammit Tap, Sky Recruit edition

(Steam Chat)Kayya: budduh, budder, budder, peanut butter budderTap: too much butter is not healthy yoKayya: not for a sky recruitTap: i guess you could say... the sky's the limit.Kayya: dammit tap

Samario: (Kayya) - Dav999: (Kayya) - Dav999:D(Kayya) - D:Dav999: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER(Kayya) - you were the first one to combo break(Kayya) - so HA!

Doormat is now Toaster

(Kayya) - the only person i know that is not american is dav(Kayya) - (besides tap)Dav999: And Toaster?Dav999: And Terry?(Kayya) - i dont remember about toasterDoormat: ok I lied, I AM toasterDoormat: *americanDav999: haha(Kayya) - doormat is toaster

Jony: why don't you just start like any other beginner would and just mess with stuffJony: but do it better than me(Kayya) - nopeDoormat: WYNAUTJony: yeahJony: y naught(Kayya) - because SHUT UP WOULD YOUDoormat: okJony: yes

Ninjas!

blue441: Ah, now I get why it doesn't do the chat sound most of the times!(Kayya) - because you have the chat open?blue441: If you have the chat window open, it doesn't do it!blue441: You ninja's me(Kayya) - haha, ninja'd(Kayya) - ninja's?Jony: NINJASblue441: Yes I meant d(Kayya) - you ninja'd me saying that i ninja'd youJony: ninjasJony: both of you are ninjas(Kayya) - yesblue441: And so is Dav999. He ninja'd me various times(Kayya) - so is samario

Passive-Aggressive Dav

(Dav999) - Now let's shut up over a nice cup of tea and some biscuits

*shutup

(Kayya) - typing hi is easier to type the wb so i usually type hi more then i type wb(Kayya) - *thenDav999: *than(Kayya) - *shutupDav999: *no(Kayya) - *ok

Taco bel-er, time

blue441: Also, it is more of a AFK since it lasted an hour(Kayya) - well i dont count the time it takes for me to go to taco bell and back >(Kayya) - wait it was taco time

Kayya: "use the calculator table function using the window given. use the trace function to find the point of intersection. is the calculator giving you approximate or exact calculations?" "[-18.8, 18.8, 5, -12.4, 12.4, 5]" "{y=3+0.5x" "{y=-9+2x"Tap: i am never asking you to throw me a math question ever againKayya: heh

15:09:03 - (Kayya) - just jump off the fuckin building if theres a fire15:09:23 - Dav999: Who says you can open the windows15:09:37 - (Kayya) - who says you cant break the windows?

loud

You@All: oh my god its looooudDav999@All: wbYou@All: i knew that would happenYou@All: thank you

softcore

Rust: his butt is softcoreTap: soft pastel buttRust: ~*~follow for more soft luigi butt~*~Tap: that miiiight just not be safe for workRust: very slightly.Tap: follow for soft luigi butt... AND MORERust: ..more as in, soft mario butt?Tap: yeahTap: and soft dreambutt

11:49:56 - (Kayya) - though i question how this new chat system makes sense, actually11:50:28 - (Kayya) - like, the chat scrolls down when you type?11:50:33 - Dav999: You mean the way Flockmod scrolls your chat when you say something- ninja'd11:50:47 - (Kayya) - i would actually find that inconvenient11:50:52 - Dav999: Me too11:50:56 - (Kayya) - like, say that i was gone for a while and was re-reading the chat11:51:04 - (Kayya) - then someone wants to ask me a question11:51:06 - Dav999: I was gonna say exactly that11:51:14 - (Kayya) - i type yes and then the chat scrolls ALLL the way down11:51:19 - (Kayya) - how is that helpful11:51:30 - Dav999: It isn't

(Story: Dav is trying to log in on his server, and has failed multiple times before... Server = Dav)Dav999_NL joined the game[Server] Ok pretty please thenDav999_NL left the game[Server] With sugar! With sugar!

What a small world.

13:52:17 - (Kayya) - http://i.imgur.com/MJVUSPp.png why am i expected to put arguments where they are not needed.13:59:17 - Samario: is that a generic Lua error or are we somehow both doing the same thing at the same time13:59:37 - (Kayya) - depends, what're you doing?13:59:40 - Samario: Unitale13:59:44 - (Kayya) - ...so am i.13:59:51 - Samario: Small world, isn't it13:59:55 - (Kayya) - indeed14:00:17 - Samario: what do you happen to be making14:00:51 - (Kayya) - uh... a fight w/ chara. kinda stuck on some dialouge shit and i want to create custom bullet waves but idk how to14:01:01 - Samario: ...VERY small world14:01:11 - (Kayya) - you're doing the same thing?14:01:30 - Samario: yes

Banned for using your own smiley, which isn't even the same as your icon on tumblr! (stripes are off a bit)

The stripes change position depending on mood. Banned for not understanding the power of

GENETICS!

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The Greatest Work of Fiction Ever Created (NSFW)

No, it's not actually the best. It's just used for shitposting, really.

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

Images

Me praising America under heavy wind, by ToasterApocalypse

After shitting about heavy weather with tostr and some shitter on Steam, I asked him to draw a pic of me praising america while getting blown away by wind. This is the result.