I bring love and cheer.

Theres like this guy and hes married right but hes not like the smartest guy in the world. So in each episode his wife and him kinda throw one liners back and forth at each other but at the end of the day they love each other. Oh and heres the best part, hes got like this neighbor who comes in the door because he never locks it and hes like weird and shit...

You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.

Banned

Theres like this guy and hes married right but hes not like the smartest guy in the world. So in each episode his wife and him kinda throw one liners back and forth at each other but at the end of the day they love each other. Oh and heres the best part, hes got like this neighbor who comes in the door because he never locks it and hes like weird and shit...

Cunt

A show where two cops chase a criminal to some sort of hideout or abandoned building. After a brief debate, they agree that there is indeed time for backup. The rest of the show deals with them talking about strategy and then into mundane topics as they spend about an hour waiting for backup.

well shit the bed

it's not a tv show but i came up with a great idea for a movie. a group of people are going to do something awesome(like go on a trip or to some big sports event or some shit). but they can't find their tickets. the story is located in new york city so they race around the city all night looking for their tickets. suddenly, in the morning one guy remembers he left the tickets in his office. they all go to his office to get the tickets and go do whatever that awesome thing is, except they all die in 9/11.