Saturday, October 31, 2015

November

If I look back, which isn't as easy as it sounds, I can see Christmas, Easter,
Mothering Sunday, May Day, All Saints Day, Guy Fawkes, Moko Jumbi Day, my
Birthday and Summer Solstice. Call me a Crinkly Old Git but I don't see Candy
Buying Day back there.

Nor do I really think little boys and girls should dress up, wander around from
door to saying things like "Trick or Treat." It's not even a little bit cute,
it's guaranteed to piss people off and I'm pretty certain it's the only
respectable reason for people to keep dogs with vocal cords as pets.