LG G Flex ad betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of how phones work

It's a BENDY PHONE, for crying out loud. You could've just bent it a bit and we'd have been impressed

Here are the various emotions that you will go through when watching LG's latest ad for the LG G Flex:

Boredom, dismay, disbelief, ABJECT HORROR, what is that? is that a... no, wait, it's a mouth, dismay, confusion, dismay, why's he putting the ear to his ear and the mouth to his mouth?, more dismay, sick in your mouth, dismay, dismay, dismay.

We're starting an online petition to have the whole thing killed with fire, who's with us?