There is unrest in the countryThought the Indy vote a breezeBut the result wasn't quite rightAnd now poor Salmonds's on his knees

The trouble with the pollsters(And they got it about right)They say the turnout was quite loftyLots of voting on the night But the SNP are reelingWhat a cock up they have madeSeems the nation's turned the tables It's the end of their crusade

There is trouble in the countryIs the SNP now dead ? As wee Alex's screaming "Freedom" Tossed the towel in now i've read

So the Scots stayed in the unionAnd they've got themselves more rightsThese powers should be speedy And the future's looking bright Now i've just got one more questionWhat if it had been a draw ?We'd have had to have a sequelThat's run Denis Law.

It's time to have one more goTo try and put on a show If you want to get a seat Wave your card and then you'll greetMore than just revival More than just rehash More about the bottom line It's about hard cash

Have to leave something in my will The heartbreak of the tax billGot to show a brave faceAs we to struggle to fill the placeMore cash for your admission It's just plain simple greedHalf ten is the finish timeNeil then has a burning needFor a bike run

You'll be aghast At all the cash amassed Nothing new inspires the blightYou get from these guysSet Prices HighThen watch the comments flyTo the geeks its frighteningHe dashes to pay But the website dies

Over the years they have slowed But they keep going out on the roadThe inspiration's diedLots of songs they've just not triedIt's a three hour long performanceWhere the hell's the sparkNeed more than just a bloody sign Got to try and find the car parkThis is no fun

Reading Peart's books why waste the time ? With the tour he can't be arsed You gonna need cash assistance First you need assurance Your credit card will last

Seems that Rush are on the brink This tour it could be your last chanceSet list of lowly horrorsExpect they got a nice cash advance

They've planned it to play things Wih songs that just ming A setlist we cannot believeThe boys aren't inclinedAnd you'll be resigned To three hours of muck ill-conceived

The songs they choose and set aside depend on Geddy's voice Lots of stuff that is untried, but you don't get a choiceThey won't choose songs we revere, so time for beer refillA dreadful setlist that is clearWhere the hell's freewill

Seems the band don't thinkThe same songs which have no demandThey've forty years behind themHeading for retirementland

We all complainAnd Peart looks painedJust don't try and call him your mateIt's a disgraceSeems the tour won't embraceAny place for some European dates

Looking at the setlist here it's just a shocking choiceHoping for some Hemispheres but Ged's not got the voiceComedy vids will still appear and they just make me illAsleep by nine o'clock I fearThree hours is overkill

All of us A yell of unfairnessThis tour is incomplete We can't attendWith the other bellendsUK week long tour that would be sweet.

Toronto's mayor is callingA new park after meWe may be old and wheezingNo signs of new CDsYou've got to sit and wonder Is there any more ?He's pocketed the silver Now drumming's such a chore

My new parkSit here and you'll freezeMy new parkIt's full of lovely trees Selling guides Career last rites Busking songs 'cause money's tight

Peart just loves his freedom Writing, rarely shaves This bloke wrote Open SecretsNow he gets the blame For spending time with his spouseHis bandmates staying clearHe thinks that biking's magic So fecks off for a year

The fans get in a latherFor a tour they all do prayHoping that the bandCan notch one final gig display But Neil's quite happy on the beach Why waste time together His workmates just a memory Your new book's not so clever