A man can dream, can he not? And my dreams tend to center around object d’ lust and Grecian goddess Maria Menounos, who is just about the hottest playful kitten on this planet.

I’m not exactly sure why Maria was carrying an egg on a spoon in her mouth on the set of Extra, but I sure would like to talk to her about it as we unwind from our day in our jacuzzi hot tub with champagne and little oysters that I honestly can’t stand but would still consume in advancement of my amorous cause. Something like that. Maria Menounos smiling in her little short dresses always gets me to thinking. Truly, an inspirational woman. Enjoy.