"Without the PRISM program the NSA never would've been able to discover that the NSA has been actively plotting to attack the NSA with this
scandal. This proves how effective the program is and why it's so vital for national defense. PRISM intercepted internet chatter about the PRISM
scandal on various websites and e-mails, which it effectively stored, cataloged, interpreted, 'rang the alarm in the night', and gave us timely
warning of the threat to the NSA PRISM program.

Originally posted by smurfy
One does get a titter now and then. I checked my NSA records under FOIA BTW, and I discovered that they have a video of an exploratory endoscope
camera up my as.........

No way dude! Did you see any al qaeda operatives in there?

No, but there were some traces of diverticulitis, so they could have been hiding in there. However the procedure is prone to induce much farting, so I
guess they weren't around for long enough to incriminate me.
One thing I did prove though, was that "I never had sex with that woman"

Originally posted by smurfy
One does get a titter now and then. I checked my NSA records under FOIA BTW, and I discovered that they have a video of an exploratory endoscope
camera up my as.........

No way dude! Did you see any al qaeda operatives in there?

No, but there were some traces of diverticulitis, so they could have been hiding in there. However the procedure is prone to induce much farting, so I
guess they weren't around for long enough to incriminate me.

I don't know why people are so worked up over the NSA trying to keep us safe... If you got nothing to hide then a secret colonoscopy now and then
shouldn't be a problem.

Better safe then sorry right? You never know what those sneaky little terrorist bastards might be stockpiling up there.

One thing I did prove though, was that "I never had sex with that woman"

"Without the PRISM program the NSA never would've been able to discover that the NSA has been actively plotting to attack the NSA with this
scandal. This proves how effective the program is and why it's so vital for national defense. PRISM intercepted internet chatter about the PRISM
scandal on various websites and e-mails, which it effectively stored, cataloged, interpreted, 'rang the alarm in the night', and gave us timely
warning of the threat to the NSA PRISM program.

OMG they really just justified spying on everyone because it benefitted... themselves?

That is like a peeping tom justifying spying thru your window because they saw that you saw them looking in. I mean really... what sense does that
make???

"Without the PRISM program the NSA never would've been able to discover that the NSA has been actively plotting to attack the NSA with this
scandal. This proves how effective the program is and why it's so vital for national defense. PRISM intercepted internet chatter about the PRISM
scandal on various websites and e-mails, which it effectively stored, cataloged, interpreted, 'rang the alarm in the night', and gave us timely
warning of the threat to the NSA PRISM program.

OMG they really just justified spying on everyone because it benefitted... themselves?

That is like a peeping tom justifying spying thru your window because they saw that you saw them looking in. I mean really... what sense does that
make???

"Without the PRISM program the NSA never would've been able to discover that the NSA has been actively plotting to attack the NSA with this
scandal. This proves how effective the program is and why it's so vital for national defense. PRISM intercepted internet chatter about the PRISM
scandal on various websites and e-mails, which it effectively stored, cataloged, interpreted, 'rang the alarm in the night', and gave us timely
warning of the threat to the NSA PRISM program.

OMG they really just justified spying on everyone because it benefitted... themselves?

That is like a peeping tom justifying spying thru your window because they saw that you saw them looking in. I mean really... what sense does that
make???

No this is not a real story. It's satire.

Ohhhh. Geez. Thanks for the heads up.
I've heard government officials say some really unbelievable things, so I just took the bait here-- hook, line & sinker!

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