Saint’s Row the Third, the Nintendo Network, the Wii U’s renaming to FunStation 1 and illicit giraffe pornography are all valid exam questions so pay close attention to this week’s edition of the tallest podcast in the world.

BioWare’s own Associate Recruiter, Ashley steps in this week to help us discuss the fine points of The Old Republic, pineapple slicing and the apparent death of Kim Jong Il. Also discussed: the Wii U’s incredibly high retail cost, Skyrim’s success and emails from Pet

The totally on-time and never tardy crew is coming at you from a whole new set up. Topics of discussion include Max’s carnal MineCon adventures, the truth behind MGS 5, being in the shadows of colossi and, somewhat unsurprisingly, 70’s pornos.