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Poppycock
[To the tune of Rocky Top]
-- Richard Stallman
They say cures work, one in ten to the fiftieth;
It's called homeopathy.
Diluted that much, only water's left--
Poppycock this must be.
They say aliens drag people out of bed,
For testing and sex, nightly.
But lots of men would gladly give 'em that--
Poppycock this must be.
Such irrationality, those who will not see!
It's just poppycock,
A weak mind's fantasy.
A weak mind's fantasy.
They say humanoids are living in the West
And show up each year or three.
The photos seem to have been falsified--
Poppycock this must be.
They say spending cuts are what the country needs,
To boost the economy.
But each time they just put more out of work--
Poppycock this must be.
Such irrationality, those who will not see!
It's just poppycock,
A weak mind's fantasy.
A weak mind's fantasy.