Friday, 17 July 2015

From previous behaviours one would expect the UK to get concrete or some sort of exothermic ballast into these things however in the new age of hyperstealth we can exclusively reveal that the gun will be replaced, not as a cost saving measure but as a capability sabotaging principle, you see our pilots are just too good to need fully combat coded weapons, the enemy needs all the help it can get, just ask ISISCIAMi6MOSSADmercs, so instead of a 25mm cannon UK F35 birds will be getting radar absorbent cheese instead.