When (on this tour alone) you've spent over £500 on tickets, over £100 on merchanise and (including hotels) will have spent over £300 on travel....And I wondered where my money was going.

Also, whenever you're made to do unpleasant taks at your job, you keep teling yourself "this pays for Montpellier...this pays for Montpellier".You type "Montpellier" so often that both your phone and tablet have it on autocorrect.You're learning French to help get around in Montpellier.

When one of your friends say something about how bad Katy would treat her team on tour just because she read an article where they said Katy's staff aren't allowed to talk to her and besides she would have some weird wishes on tour.

... and you start a conversation and try to defend Katy and say she shouldn't believe everthing she reads.

When you freak out over the fact that for some small reason you might not be a Katycat Like in a performance of hers, you thought that one of her notes was off tune and you freak out and think that you're not a true fan for thinking that