Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. --- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. --- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed. --- Albert EinsteinPut your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity. --- Albert Einstein

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. --- Jonathan Carroll

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. --- Katherine Hepburn

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems. --- Shelley Winters

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. --- Woody Allen

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. --- Phyllis Diller

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: "Love is what you've been through with somebody." --- James Thurber

"To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self... this is to have succeeded." --- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is an irresistable desire to be irresistably desired. --- Robert Frost

Love the card, and quotes. The move really sucks! Hubby is a pack rat. I think we will need to have one of those construction dumpsters delivered. We have 4 piles in the basement. Things to throw out, things to give to charity, things to sell to an antique dealer, and things that go. The larger pile goes. And we don't have to be out of here until March! At least we are doing this slow so the other house is getting put away as we move things. It's neat and tidy. This one looks like a bad storm blew in.

Hey Snoot! That was me that deleted, somehow I seriously messed it up! What I tried to say was thanks for the grins, I so love a humorous heart day. My hubby got me a funny card for the first time this year and I love that so much more than the serious ones. Warped probably, but I'm glad I'm warped! ;o)

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Growing older takes a seriously sick sense of humor, not to mention emotional & physical stamina.... it isn't for the weak minded or faint of heart, I assure you.

I will try to guide you through the aging process with a little humor, tales from the past entwined with stories of today, tips you'll need to keep from looking & acting like an old hag, and the music you'll need to listen to in order to stay "young at heart". Or at least put up a good appearance.