Note: Because UFOTOWN is closing, I’ve decided to archive Zhou Mi’s many UFO replies. All UFO replies have been taken directly from ufotown.cn. Repetitive and/or intensely boring messages have been omitted.

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TRANSLATED & COMPILED BY: @zhouminews

☆☆☆ xiaoyu:MAY16
Xiaomi ge, have you eaten? Take good care of yourself, jiayou! Love you. Heehee!

★★★ ZHOU MI:
I’ve eaten~~ hehe thank you for your concern~~ HEHE [The first sentence of both messages were in Cantonese.]

☆☆☆ vienna:MAY16
Zhou Mi ge, how are you lately? You have to watch your health, there’s a flu going around! When second album promotions start I’m going to make a lightboard even flashier and bigger than the first one to go see your concert! It’s a promise, okay? -Vienna

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Hello, Vienna, it’s been so long since I last replied to everyone’s UFOs~~ I look forward to seeing you next, it won’t be long now, must hurry and record.. hehe

☆☆☆ xiaowenzi:MAY16
Zhou Mi~ have you been well? What are you busying yourself with? If you get the chance come to the bar and take a look~ receiving the first generation of fanmade goods today made me so happy~ the environmental bag is just the right to carry my lightboard hehe~ xiaowenzi~

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Okay, Xiaowenzi~ hehe using an environmental bag to carry a lightboard… I’ve been very well lately, I hope we can finish recording soon~

☆☆☆ vienna:MAY16
Zhou Mi ge, I saw photos of you at the Mi bar! Ge’s new haircut is both cool and refreshing!! Maybe I should get my hair cut too~ Vidal Sassoon-style short hair! It looks pretty good! Haha! -Vienna

☆☆☆ mo er:MAY16
Mi ge~ yesterday at around 8pm, was it you that I saw at the station? It looked so much like you~ too bad I wasn’t wearing my glasses so I couldn’t see clearly, and I didn’t dare look for too long. Was afraid people would think I was a hobo. =皿= Maybe I lost a chance to meet you. cries

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Hello~ you saw me at the station?? hehe

☆☆☆ benben (dumb dumb):MAY16
Mi, today I’ve been feeling really down, it’s been like this for a few days now. Even though I know that I shouldn’t let these types of feelings bother me before college exams, but I just can’t get over myself, I’m just weak-hearted. I’m so tired, so sleepy.

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Benben~ you’re really dumb.. hehe~ you have to relax in the face of a tough battle~ sometimes a relaxed state of mind is a guarantee of victory~

☆☆☆ yuyi:MAY16
Zhou Mi ge, I know I will definitely see you at some point, so I’m preparing a gift for you. When the time comes I’ll give it to you. Next time don’t go in so early! Take care of yourself. I’m waiting for your second album comeback, I miss you

☆☆☆ xiaoqi:JUN05
Hehe, Zhou Mi, this is my first time using this thing, I don’t know if you’ll get my message or not, so if you do give jiejie a little peep?

★★★ ZHOU MI:
<very quietly> hey…. I got it… hehehehehe

☆☆☆ tangmimi (yuanyuan):JUN05
FOR Mi: Jiayou! I believe that this album will be even more brilliant, with deeper content! It’ll definitely sell super well! Come to Beijing for promotions, I’ll go see you! Waiting for you~ Yuanyuan

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Then it’s settled, Yuanyuan!! Pinky swear~

☆☆☆ dandan:JUN05
Zhou Mi gege, everyone can see that you’re working hard. This time when you come back, you’re going to gain a great deal, hehe. I don’t know why, but I really wanted to say that to you.

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Hello, Dandan.. hehe~ I used to think that I should work hard to fulfill my dreams, but now I must also work hard for those of you who support me… I will work even harder!

☆☆☆ xunxunmimi xi:JUN05
Zhou Mi gege, a club board that I’m a member of has been struggling and working hard together for a year and today we’re changing over to the new board. It’s heartbreaking… gege, right now I just want to listen to you sing. Where are you? Are you happy? -xunxunmimi xi

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Xi, hello! Are you talking about a college club? Hehe it must have been quite interesting, I joined the radio station in college.. but I never got to go on air haha

☆☆☆ vienna:JUN05
Zhou Mi ge, there’s been a flu going around, you have to protect your vocal cords! Recently I suddenly decided that I wanted to learn yoga, so I’ve been practicing yoga lately! After doing yoga I always feel so relaxed. Zhou Mi ge, what sports do you like to play? – Vienna

★★★ ZHOU MI:
I like playing badminton hehe.. swimming is fun too.. it’s too hot in the summer..

☆☆☆ xiaowenzi:JUN07
Zhou Mi~ Mimi~ happy weekend~ I just got out of Korean class and I’m going to swim now~ Learning Korean grammar is giving me a headache~ there are so many variations~ but my Korean teacher is really cute hehe~ how did you learn? ~Xiaowenzi~

★★★ ZHOU MI:
When I was studying Korean it was like I’d gone insane, there were slips of paper pasted all over my dorm room walls….

☆☆☆ SuperMi:JUN07
Wah, Zhou Mi, on behalf of all your cutest and dearest and most beloved Honeys I’d like to give you all of our courage and strength, so you can finish recording soon. We miss you so much we’re about to lose our minds. Also I’m going to move to Beijing in the future. See you there.

★★★ ZHOU MI:
SuperMi is moving to Beijing.. hehe~ then we’ll have many chances to meet.

☆☆☆ yixiao:JUN07
Zhou Mi ge I miss you, lately I’ve been running the risk of gaining weight by drinking Pepsi everyday. Whenever I see you on the bottle I feel very happy, haha, you have to remember me. I’m Yixiao.

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Yixiao, I can remember you now~next time I see your message I’ll know it’s you ^^

☆☆☆ NaNa:JUN07
Zhou Mi, you’ve started ignoring NaNa! Even after I abandoned my old favorite to fan you! Also I’ve found out that your hands are paler and smoother than mine. I realized that on April 27 when I gave you the milk bag at the HK Airport

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Hehe… that big huge milk bag hehe~~

☆☆☆ mask meimei:JUN07
Old Mi you’re ignoring me TT I hate you! Next month me and NANA jie are going to Beijing to look for you… I miss you I miss you so much… but you’re ignoring me cries. I am Zhou Mi’s one and only, unrivaled – Mask Meimei

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Mask meimei, the pajamas you gave me were so cute! I’ve been wearing them… hehe

Note for the following replies: In China, the college entrance exam (called “gaokao”) is administrated at the same time across the entire nation, once a year. High schoolers often seclude themselves from internet and life in the year before the nine-hour exam (though they start studying before that). Scores on the gaokao are the sole determinant of college and university admissions in China and consequently entail a great deal of stress.

☆☆☆ rainky yonger:JUN07
Zhou Mi gege! I have to take my college entrance exams tomorrow! Right now I’m both nervous and worried! I’m afraid I won’t be able to sleep tonight! I hope I’ll be able to dream about you, giving me a word of support! I will work hard! Gege is my inspiration!

☆☆☆ a pure fox:JUN07
Just found out that the most diligent at replying to UFOs is Zhou Mi ge~~ why doesn’t anyone else reply?!!

★★★ ZHOU MI:
I don’t dare say for sure.. everyone else is probably busy.. the gaokao is taking place these few days, y’know? I wanted to cheer everyone on, so I’ve been coming on everyday~

☆☆☆ shuerya:JUN07
Zhou Mi ge~ today is the day I get on the gaokao battlefield. I am so nervous~ but I’ll be free in two days! And when I get the chance I’ll crawl over to see you~ hehe~ -moer

★★★ ZHOU MI:
How’d the first day go? Tomorrow keep on working hard!! Jiayou!!! I’ll be here waiting for your good news!

☆☆☆ 150-xxxx-2649:JUN07
Zhou Mi ge, today is the first day of the gaokao. Next year at this time, it’ll be me in the exam room. I’m already nervous~ Cheer me on, it’s time for me to bury myself in books again~ Good luck for the second album~

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Yes, this year you have to focus on preparing for the exam!!! Next year at this time I’m going to send you messages to cheer you on too!

☆☆☆ xiaochuan:JUN07
Zhou Mi ge, I totally bombed the literature section this morning, and didn’t do much better in the afternoon with math… I’m going to lose my mind! All I can do is count on my scores for tomorrow’s humanities and foreign language tests now! But I never pass foreign language! Ge, what do I do? (Xiaochuan)

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Xiaochuan, don’t give up, you still have another day tomorrow! Don’t think about anything, just get in the right frame of mind and get ready for tomorrow’s test! Jiayou!

☆☆☆ MostWanted:JUN07
I just took an exam… I think I did okay.. There’s still a day left. Haha. Geges, please bless me so I do well, especially Zhou Mi ge, since of the seven members you’re most suited to getting high scores in Chinese current affairs…… heehee…

★★★ ZHOU MI:
MostWanted, you must have felt pretty good the first day of exams. Tomorrow, keep working hard!! I hope my words of support will be of help to you!!! Jiayou!!

☆☆☆ ilovejr:JUN07
Zhou Mi ge, I hope you remember sj-world, we’ve been waiting.. with no news of you! We collected over 300 birthday wishes from international fans for you, I hope you received them! I pray for you everyday!

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Of course I remember you *ilovejr*.. I remember sj-world too.. thank you for your birthday wishes :)

☆☆☆ prince xiaoni:JUN07
Ge, don’t you think it’s impressive that I managed to text you during gaokao period? Won’t you take mercy on me and give me some encouragement please. My goal is to get into Mi ge’s school, if I do well what will you award me with?

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Prince Xiaoni, these couple days I will be here replying to all of your messages, I hope your exams all go well! Jiayou~ cheering you on some more!

☆☆☆ 134-xxxx-7123:JUN08
Zhou Mi gege, even though I’m not taking exams, I’m still so nervous~ it’ll be my turn next year…

★★★ ZHOU MI:
These past two days I’ve been going on UFO, replying to messages from everyone taking exams, I hope I can successfully cheer them on!! You jiayou too!!!

☆☆☆ angel’s charity:JUN08
Zhou Mi, don’t ignore me! Cries… I have an exam tomorrow, up until now you’ve always sent me encouraging UFOs before my exams, and this time will be no exception right? Only with your cheers do I feel confident

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Nana~ jiayou! Since I’ve cheered you on, you have to get a good score!!

☆☆☆ yixiao:JUN09
Zhou Mi ge, last night I kept staring at my phone and smiling dumbly, smiling until I started crying, I was so excited. Ge, won’t you be tired? Not sleeping even though it’s so late? We don’t want to be a burden to you, ge you have to take care of yourself. – yixiao

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Yixiao, how could any of you be a burden to me? All this time I’ve felt as though you guys are my happiness hehe, it’s cheesy, but it’s true :)

☆☆☆ mask meimei:JUN09
Cute Mimi >< Hee… I really miss you so much, don’t tire yourself out okay? And you have to take care of yourself. I’d like to say to you: No matter where I go, from now on I will only wait for Zhou Mi” – I’m Zhou Mi’s super unrivaled Mask Meimei

★★★ ZHOU MI:
No matter where I go, from now on I will only wait for Zhou Mi…………… I’m so moved….

☆☆☆ a jar of “tang” in the koala’s house:JUN09
Zhou Mi ge~ you’ve been on UFO these past few days. I take the gaokao next year, give me a word of support!! You work hard too! I’m waiting for the second album!

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Yes, I wanted to give some encouragement to all the test takers, and now the gaokao is over :)

☆☆☆ 159-xxxx-3736:JUN09
Zhou Mi ge, I made you a beautiful set of wind chimes but I don’t know how to give them to you~ so I guess I’ll just hang them up myself~ ge, you won’t get mad at me will you~ I have finals soon, could you cheer me on?! ^^

★★★ ZHOU MI:
I won’t, just reading your message is like receiving the wind chimes you made for me, thank you! Good luck with your test!

☆☆☆ daya’s doudou:JUN09
Zhou Mimi, Zhou Mimi, Zhou Mimi, Zhou Mimi, I took the gaokao two years ago, could you cheer me on too -_-

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Erm… two years ago…. hehe I took the gaokao four years ago, let’s cheer each other on haha~

☆☆☆ Viva no D:JUN09
To the diligent Zhou Mi gege, could you comfort me? After I finished the exam I started throwing up blood and couldn’t sleep……. still losing blood……

★★★ ZHOU MI:
Viva no D, are you still trapped in the anxiety of testing? Let yourself relax!

☆☆☆ juan★sj:JUN09
Zhou Mi ge, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but lately I haven’t been able to get much rest. I’m always sleepy at work, and because of that my boss ripped me a new one. I’m so sad, could you reply to me to give me some energy ^ε^