If someone posts something about you on Twitter, it is not back-door gossip. It means they don't care if you see them calling out your egregious self-contradiction. It probably also means that the real back-door gossip is MUCH more funny.

I distinctly remember Dr. Becca saying that the only way she could look at GR in those "sausage casings" and not laugh was with a stiff drink, and then she offered to bring enough for everyone. When we met at the train, the drinks were "All gawn, hiccup!"