Conversations about a Pandemic

You all heard about the swine flu right? Well, it brought back memories to [Luc] and here’s what she went ahead to do:

Luc: Virus, Bacteria, Parasite.Me: …..Me: : orzLuc: That you can name.Luc: starts in CanadaLuc: Yes, I’m playing it now.Me: …Me: AHAHAHAHAMe: Sis, your assignment?Luc: ……I’m halfway through, shush.Luc: Canada is being infected.Me: hahahahaLuc: No one’s worried yetLuc: This is good.Me: …Luc: The last stage of the game involves watching them close down hospitalsMe: I’m glad we’re not in the USLuc: In desperationMe: they’d be knocking on your door for bioterrorismMe: XDLuc: It’s probably MADE in the US, this gameLuc: Plus once in a while, there’ll be things like riots.Luc: And floods.Luc: And if your disease is waterborne or airborne,Luc: …..woohoo.Me: …Me: you are having too much fun XDXDXDLuc: It’s an addictive game.Luc: Somehow.Luc: Morbidly so.Luc: Considering the fact that we’re all supposed to be terrified of swine flu.Luc: …Russia has droughtMe: Can I repost the conversation? this is too hilariousLuc: Sure? |DLuc: But my disease hasn’t spread past Canada yet!Luc: SOMEONE GET ON A PLANEMe: *facepalms*Luc: Peru is flooding.Luc: IT ARRIVES IN THE USMe: hahahahaLuc: And people are dying in CanadaMe: *IS DYING OF LAUGHTER IN THE OFFICELuc: PERU HAS CLOSED ITS BORDERSLuc: HFSKEUFHLKSEUHFUKSEHLuc: MADAGASCAR CLOSES SHIPYARDSMe: LOLOLOLLuc: Mexico closes its borders!Luc: Oh man, just because ONE person dies in CanadaMe: What about the US?Luc: Oh, it’s already infectedLuc: Question is, can someone infected get ON a plane before it closes borders?Luc: Argentina and East Europe just closed their airports. :\Luc: IF ONLY RL WAS THIS EFFECTIVELuc: Oh hey, 131010 people have diedLuc: WhoopsMe: hahahahahaLuc: GREENLAND IS INFECTEDLuc: I sold off my edema so people won’t die so fast. :|Luc: …and it spreads to Mexico and West EuropeMe: *is laughing and falling off her chair*Luc: And it arrives in ChinaLuc: SHIPYARDS ALL OVER ARE CLOSINGMe: damn but the numbers will be highLuc: Oh no, they won’tMe: … is it spreading by ship? @@Luc: I’ve made it so that less people dieLuc: Well, there’sLuc: Transit, Shipyards and AirportsLuc: Transit includes the BordersLuc: So if you shut down borders, you can’t get it from your neighbours.Luc: Ship comes from well, shippingLuc: Plus mine is rodent-borne as well.Luc: And insect-borne.Luc: US hands out masksLuc: And it arrives in North Africa!Luc: Middle East infectedLuc: Man, I shouldn’t have done that edema earlierMe: hahahaLuc: Coughing and sneezing are good enoughMe: btw, you want to be known as Luc or something else on the blog?Luc: Call me Luc if you want. XDLuc: They’re trying to vaccinate me!Me: ooooLuc: TOO BAD, MY DRUG RESISTANCE IS HIGHLuc: Indonesia just shut down its portsLuc: The US is burning bodies!Luc: China has declared martial law!Luc: West Europe has curfews!Luc: US closes schools!Luc: So does India!Me: *dies of laughterLuc: Mass pesticide usage!Luc: Hospitals in South Africa are shut down!Luc: INDONESIA IS STILL NOT AFFECTED. >(Me: AHAHAHAHAMe: What about Malaysia?Luc: Sadly, we seem to be clumped in with IndonesiaLuc: I can’t infect NZ any more since they’ve closed both shipyards and airports. >(Luc: watches aeroplanes fly across the screenLuc: Everything’s shutting downLuc: BUT NO ONE’S DYING AND THAT’S GOODLuc: Australia has.Me: why is that good?Luc: Just left its airports openLuc: Oh, if you have more people dead, the less people there are to spread your diseaseLuc: Dead people can’t cough or sneeze.Luc: But they can be eaten by rodents.Me: oooLuc: Australia is being “WHATEVER” and leaving its airports openMe: hahaLuc: Because obviously, no one is dead and there’s no need to worryLuc: THAT’S RIGHT.Luc: I suspect that they’re just waiting it out for that vaccinationLuc: Earthquakes in India!Luc: But everything’s slower now, because people have been closing their portsLuc: increases game speedMe: hahahLuc: Don’t you just feel sad for those boatsLuc: Out in the sea.Luc: And nowhere to go?Me: death by starvation?Luc: They’re happily sailing around.Luc: This game seems to be gaining popularity again thanks to the swine flu, thoughMe: but of course!Luc: Let’s see.Luc: About half the world is infectedLuc: The other half is maddeningly well.Me: hahahaMe: … on another noteLuc: And bwaha, I’m bored now.Luc: closesLuc: The game can’t end until you’ve killed everyoneLuc: And I can’t kill everyoneLuc: NOT WHEN THEY’VE CLOSED EVERYTHINGLuc: Everyone in the middle east is infected,Luc: 8 more days to vaccinecureLuc: It worked! AUGHLuc: can’t infect anyone newMe: *pats*Luc: BoringMe: hahahaLuc: *closes*