They are written from the perspective of Nokia as wooing AT&T. The Lumia 900, Nokia’s next halo device, is headed to the network, and so the timing of this is not accidental; Nokia is very excited to have its handset on the provider. They even sent a cookie. Take a peek:

I’m not much of a person for sweets, so my judgement might be off here, but I really don’t think that a Lumia 900 snack would taste very good. Correct me in the comments if you disagree.

We’re going to leave this here, as it’s a short interlude from heavier topics. You can find all our Windows Phone coverage here.