RETURN OF CLIFFY

Hot goth lovin'. I'd love to see her move to another town. Don't look too closely at the photo or you'll notice her nipples are the size of pancakes. Then you will go blind and kill yourself. I am tightening the noose as I write this.

"Hello, welcome to the Hermaphrodite Inn. My name is Cris. Guess my gender and win a prize."

Douglas Hendrickson. Don't ask.

This is why I never go to the McDonalds on the corner of Barker and 18th Avenue. Frank Thompson tries to cop a feel from Ronald. I knew the guy who originally played Ronald McDonald back in the 1960's. He was a lowlife.

"Why is there something the color of urine on my head?" Young Frankenstein is very displeased!