Today is award winning actress Deauxma’s 42nd birthday! I say 42nd because she is looking so fine and no way there is anyway on God’s green Earth she can be older. I’m talking so fine she makes girls half her age look like SHIT. Guy, stop acting like you don’t know who she is! She has been the subject of millions of teen boys, cold streak 20somethings, and frustrated husbands’ fantasies for the past decade. When I own my own vineyard the first brand of wine will be called “Deauxma” because it gets better and better each year.

So Deauxma, happy birthday to you and I hope you celebrate to the fullest, thanks a lot and have a great weekend