help I’m nauseous Announces Winner! So Cute It Makes Me Sick

After poring over hundreds of sickly sweet photos of children kissing bunnies, boy bands eating spaghetti, and anime creatures hugging each other, help and cute overload are proud to present the most vomit-inducingly cute creature. Congratulations to Lily and her owner Jessica Lozano.

Lily was the only survivor and the runt of a litter of orphaned boxer puppies that were turned in to a local shelter. Lily is now five months old, and her loving Mom, Jessica, is eight months pregnant with Lily’s human sibling. To celebrate their cuteness, we sent them to Glamour Paws Portrait Studio sporting their “help I’m nauseous” and “so cute it made you sick” t-shirts.

We hope that Jessica will use her $500 in winnings for some plane travel, boat sailing, roller coaster riding, or hang gliding (after the baby is born of course). If she’s sure to take help I’m nauseous first, she’ll look cute and not feel sick.

awww thanks Gigi…it might be a few months before I can really make that decision. Have to see how much I’ll make at my new job before I can undertake a new one. But I think she needs some company in her old curmudgeon age.

Tails get docked.. ears get cropped. And I don’t think this bebeh’s ears have been cropped, as far as I can tell.. they wouldn’t be so fantastically large and floppy :)
Also, I think that if the ears were done the tail would probably be done, as well.
I hope they aren’t!!