"Everything will be alright" -Sakura Kinomoto
"To me, Kaede is also very important. We lived together. You've always been by my side. You understand me better than anyone else. The person I've been together with for the longest time... How can I hate her? Even if our relationship isn't of lovers, I still love Kaede."- Rin Tsuchimi from Shuffle!
"Let's go back to the academy together" -Mikan Sakura

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help, but this boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, bastard?!" - Kyon

Kyon: Do I have to live in this gray world all alone with Haruhi?
Itsuki: Adam and Eve. If you reproduce enough, it'll work out?
Kyon: I'll smack you

"Good memories come from good planning" - Ike (Shakugan no Shana II)
"If you are lost, then extend your hands out. If you do that, you can reach out for something" - Sakai Kantarou (Shakugan no Shana II)

Sunohara: CRAP! I left my breasts at home, and I need them for my next class!! Tomoyo, lend me your breasts!Tomoyo: Why?Sunohara: All right, he fell for it! You heard it, too, right?Tomoya: And what's your point?Sunohara: To answer "why" means he can lend them. In other words, Tomoyo's breasts are detachable!Tomoyo: Of course they're not!

Ryou: I said, I'm Okazaki, I just turned into a girlFuko: Why did you turn into a girl?Ryou: It falls off every now and then-------------> Okazaki's prank on Fuko (totally cracked me)

Sunohara: CRAP! I left my breasts at home, and I need them for my next class!! Tomoyo, lend me your breasts!Tomoyo: Why?Sunohara: All right, he fell for it! You heard it, too, right?Tomoya: And what's your point?Sunohara: To answer "why" means he can lend them. In other words, Tomoyo's breasts are detachable!Tomoyo: Of course they're not!

Ryou: I said, I'm Okazaki, I just turned into a girlFuko: Why did you turn into a girl?Ryou: It falls off every now and then-------------> Okazaki's prank on Fuko (totally cracked me)