That akward moment when your cold as shit tryna get inside the car and they pull the handle the exact second as the driver unlocks the door and your locked out and they start the engine without realizing your still locked out like a dumbass...

That akward moment where someone lies to you and swears to god but you know its a lie and you just play cool but thinking about how many other times they might have sworn on you...

That akward moment where you and a drunk friend are tryna tell a story to a crowd and noone knows who's gonna say what and you guys are interupting each other...

That akward moment when your dog goes to make friends with another dog and you gotta have that ill akward buffering conversation while both your dogs smell each others balls...

that awkward moment when you realize someone heard you hock a huge ass loogey. not a simple clear your throat once loogy, but the one where you have like 4-5 good hocks to get everything out. ur just like.... ah smh @ myself..

That awkward moment when you sit in a chair and it makes a fart sound and everyone thinks you farted and kinda looks at you so you have to move to make the noise again to show them it was just the chair.

This thread makes me realize I'm not the only person who overthinks & feels awkward with stupid shit.
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That awkward moment when your out with someone and they see someone they know and go say hi, and you stand around pretending like your actually texting on your phone.

That awkward moment when you're in an uncomfortable situation so you pretend like your listening to a voicemail as you walk past.

That awkward moment when your over a girls parents and for something different you fuck while they're gone and after you realize they came home halfway through and her mom is smiling at you the rest of the time there knowing.

That awkward moment when you have to explain to everyone in your family that that girl you've been hanging out with for a year wasnt your girlfriend, she was just a fuck buddy and its done with.

The awkward moment when your cat is looking at you, and you know it knows your high. Or so you think then you realize your just way too high.

That awkward moment when your 17 and having an all weekend smoke session at your buddies house and the pizza delivery man gives you a kitten with the pizza.

The awkward moment when a girl first sees your dick and she makes a comment about the size and you try to play it cool and pretend you dont care but truthfully it never gets old.