I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could cryI tried so hard but wasn't able to look you in the eyeFor I am feeling so much shame, yes I have brought disgraceCan tell I've soiled my good name by the look upon your face

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it Well it's not my fault, and it wouldn't be so bad If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad Talk to me dad

No I didn't hear ya enter, no I didn't hear the doorWith my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floorNow burnt into your brain is an image you despiselike blood and guts and starvin' kids and Stevie Wonder's eyes

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it No use denyin' it, I was really crankin' it Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had Talk to me dad

Yeah, the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminishSo I said, "Could ya close the door? I really wanna finish"Now daddy I'm ashamed and I'd completely understandIf you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' it No use denyin' it, well I was really crankin' it Well please calm down and don't get mad Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad It's not that bad It's not that bad Talk to me dad

When I was only seventeen, you told me it was dirty, soIt must be really creepy when your kid is pushin' thirtyBut you cannot tell me dad that you have never had a whackAt the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack

Well it seems last night you caught me spankin' itNo use denyin' it, I was really crankin' itWell dry your eyes and don't be so sadBut I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-Just because it was your bed, it's not that-Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad Talk to me dad