One, single, lonely cherry tops it off, right in the centre of the pizza.

The internet is confounded. How could such a pizza be allowed to exist?

The Huffington Post’s Rachel Tepper is at a loss for words. “It’s like some evil genius combined every over-the-top pizza trend in one, completely unbound by good taste or sense. Why does this monstrosity exist?” she asks, unwilling to believe.

Eater’s ever-optimistic Amy McKeever writes, “Yes, this is the Inception pizza the world has been waiting for.”