Supermodel pleads guilty to battery charges

We know it can be awfully stressful being a world renowned, jet-setting, millionaire, supermodel, so we sympathize with Naomi Campbell and what she's going through. Yesterday, she pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges for hitting her maid in the head with a cell phone (OUCH) several months ago over a missing pair of jeans. It's possible that if convicted, she could serve up to seven years in jail for the assault. As part of her plea bargain, America's Next Abusive Model Naomi must pay for the maid's medical expenses, five days of community service and some anger management classes. Maybe the judge will make her be someone's assistant.