Tool Piece of Shit TPOS - A Kid thats always like "GET AT ME" and "Get On My Level!!!!" When in actuality he gets none and girls quiver at the very sight of this tpos, but since he doesn't know the ways of the female form he insists on making himself the center of attention by hurting himself and throwing snowballs at people to try and be funny and to, in some impossible way, make a girl even acknowledge his existance. But in actuality we all know this "TPOS" will end up getting some girl heavily intoxicated which will lead to his de-prudinization or his "First Kiss" probably when he is around 19 years of age.

TPOS throws a snowball!
Marc yells at the TPOS as does Christian.
TPOS says get at me!!!
Christian verbally shits on his life.
TPOS goes home and makes his status "TPOS is feeling pretty good."