Game of Thrones: So, Sansa Is Basically Maleficent Now (and Prince Oberyn Is Inigo Montoya)

REALLY, Prince Oberyn? You just HAD to go on and on making your point about vengeance before killing the Mountain. And now Tyrion is screwed. The last 10 minutes of Game of Thrones were crazy intense—and not just because of that heartbreaking (and eye-breaking. Sorry. Had to.) fight. Let's go over the big takeaways:

We learned Ygritte still has some semblance of a heart post-breakup. When our favorite GoT redhead found Gilly and her baby, she gave them a "shhhh" face and turned her back. Ygritte totally could have just ended them right there, but she chose to let them live. Now if only that news could get back to Sam at Castle Black...

"Theon" earned Ramsay Snow a shiny new last name. Lord Bolton officially gave him the non-Bastard name Ramsay Bolton. But what would have been a touching moment between father and son on any other show was just painful here. I really just don't want good things happening to this guy.

Missandei and Grey Worm made eyes at each other. Mostly because they can't make much of anything else. I worry these two are going to form an attachment they can't act upon, but maybe they'll at least get to make out. I did love the girl-talk scene with Daenerys braiding Missandei's hair though. There's really not enough girl talk on this show.

Ser Jorah got the boot. After receiving a royal pardon from Robert Baratheon, Daenerys learned that Ser Jorah had spied on her, and she was not happy about it. Here's the thing: This was actually the result of a letter Tywin had written a few episodes back. Now, much to his delight, Dany is without her closest adviser.

Sansa started playing the game. After saving Littlefinger by going along with his lie that Lysa had jumped through the moon door of her own volition, Sansa and Littlefinger had another inappropriate chat in her chambers. The bad news: It looks like there's going to be even more awkwardness from these two in the coming episodes. The good news: I trust Sansa. She knows what she's doing by letting Littlefinger think he has a chance. At least I think she does. And it's fitting that a certain Disney villain movie came out this weekend, because as Mike pointed out on Twitter, Sansa's got a little Maleficent in her now.

Arya had yet another near-reunion with an immediate family member. She and the Hound were just outside the Eyrie (a.k.a. where Sansa is) when they were told her Aunt Lysa was dead, and ergo, Arya could no longer be ransom-worthy. Can't they at least go in and try? I just want to see two Starks together and alive! Is that too much to ask? (Yes.) But Arya, in awesome Arya fashion, just laughed it off as if to say "of course she's dead. This is great. Where to next?"

Tyrion is officially on death row. How great was it to see Prince Oberyn go full Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride? Well, 99 percent Inigo Montoya BECAUSE HE FAILED. I was loving seeing Cersei squirm too. And then, in the middle of Oberyn's spiel, the Mountain knocks him down and...well, you saw. I don't even know if I can type what he did to poor Prince Oberyn. Anyway, even though I'm sad to see Inigo/Oberyn go, the big problem here is that now Tyrion is out of options. Oh, and how awful was it to see Tywin—Tyrion's own father—announce the death sentence? I feel sad. Here's the thing: In some ways, Tyrion has has been on death row his whole life. I don't think saying it out loud is going to have that much of an effect.

Did you think Oberyn would pull one out for Tyrion? Do you think he's the next big character to go—or will he find a way out of it? Two episodes left!