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A collection of stories about people who know how they are going to die.The machine could tell, from just a sample of your blood, how you were going to die. No date, no specifics: it just spat out a sliver of paper upon which were printed the words CANCER or OLD AGE or CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN.The machine could tell, from just a sample of your blood, how you were going to die. No date, no specifics: it just spat out a sliver of paper upon which were printed the words CANCER or OLD AGE or CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN.en-us2006. All rights reserved.Tue, 02 Nov 2010 11:37:00 GMTTue, 02 Nov 2010 11:37:00 GMTPodcastblaster.cominfo@machineofdeath.net(Machine of Death)info@machineofdeath.net(Machine of Death)http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_sq_144.jpgMachine of Deathhttp://machineofdeath.net
144144Machine of Deathinfo@machineofdeath.netBearstache Booksno12006. All rights reserved.ArtsINTRODUCTION : Written + read by Ryan Northhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_intro.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_intro.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksThe machine had been invented a few years ago: a machine that could tell, from just a sample of your blood, how you were going to die. It didn't give you the date and it didn't give you specifics. It just spat out a sliver of paper upon which were printed, in careful block letters, the words DROWNED or CANCER or OLD AGE or CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN. It let people know how they were going to die.Mon, 01 Nov 2010 11:37:00 GMT0:02:31http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_intro.mp3noNOT WAVING BUT DROWNING : Written + read by Erin McKeanhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_notwaving.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_notwaving.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksEveryone knows that on the fourth day of ninth grade is when you get your results. I mean, that's the way it happens in our town; other towns do it differently. Amy, who moved here from Atlanta, said that in the big cities they do it when you're born, since they have to take blood from babies, anyhow, to test for HIV and that disease that means you can't drink Diet Coke. (She says she's going to be shot in a botched robbery, but I think she's lying. She also said her aunt is on Days of Our Lives, and I don't believe that either.)Tue, 02 Nov 2010 11:37:00 GMT0:18:05http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_notwaving.mp3noFUDGE : Written + read by Kit Yonahttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_fudge.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_fudge.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksTo any of the countless shoppers passing by, the kiss wouldn't have seemed like much. Longer than a peck, sure, but nothing overlong or excessive. It didn't appear to be anything special. But for Rick it was something else entirely. Any time he touched Shannon he managed to get lost in the moment, swept up like the hapless lead in some cheeseball Hallmark special.Tue, 09 Nov 2010 11:37:00 GMT0:12:13http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_fudge.mp3noEXHAUSTION FROM HAVING SEX WITH A MINOR : Written + read by Yahtzee Croshawhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_exhaustion.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_exhaustion.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache Books"The job of Prime Minister is no job for a weakling," said Derek Fortham MP, eyes shining in the TV spotlight. "Centuries of British politics have shown us that. It's a job that calls upon all of a man's strength. It's a job for men who know their limitations. Men with perspective. With drive." The audience was utterly silent, staring with goggle-eyed hero-worship as Fortham reached into his inside pocket and produced a white slip of paper, which he held between his first and second fingers and waved in time with his speech. "I always keep my death prediction close to my heart. At the age of fifty-seven I will be knocked down by a car; that's what it says. I don't fear it. I'll never run from it. When I see that car coming, I will stand with feet firm. That's the kind of strong leadership this country needs."Tue, 23 Nov 2010 11:37:00 GMT0:20:47http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_exhaustion.mp3noALMOND : Written by John Chernega + read by Kevin McShanehttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_almond.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_almond.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksI'm tired of looking at the machine, but there's nothing else to look at. Maybe it's supposed to wear down my defenses and get me to take the test, but I've made my decision. So I sit and stare at it. My planner is black with the blood of my tormented doodles. There is a brick wall outside my window. What's on the other side? My guess is that it's a locker room, and there are dozens of hot naked chicks inside, all with a thing for underpaid lab technicians who could, at the drop of a hat, tell them how they're going to die.Mon, 06 Dec 2010 11:37:00 GMT0:44:46http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_almond.mp3noSUICIDE : Written by David Michael Wharton + read by Todd Luotohttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_suicide.mp3
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The clerk set the gun on the counter. "There's a seven-day waiting period." Tommy peeled off an extra couple hundreds and slid them across the counter. The clerk hesitated, then pocketed the bills and loaded the weapon into a brown paper bag. "Some weeks are shorter than others." He added a box of bullets to the bag, then rang up the total. "You need any extra ammo?" "No," replied Tommy. "One box will be plenty."Tue, 28 Dec 2010 11:37:00 GMT0:10:41http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_suicide.mp3noPRISON KNIFE FIGHT : Written by Shaenon K. Garrity + read by Dave Kelletthttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_prison.mp3
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Very expensive nanny. Very expensive tutor. Montessori nursery school priced competitively with Yale. Phonics, piano lessons from age four, one edifying vacation in a major European city per year, a diet of both organic and local produce cooked to order from a menu drawn up by a personal nutrition coach, and a white-noise machine. A portfolio of coloring-book samples. What was missing? Oh, yes...Thu, 6 Jan 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:16:46http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_prison.mp3noDESPAIR : Written by K.M. Lawrence + read by Clair Lockeyearhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_despair.mp3
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This is the procedure now: A vehicle comes into the bay, paramedics pull a body out on an unfolding trolley, and a nurse meets them and asks them for the card. Sometimes she smiles, and you know that this one might well walk out of the hospital. Sometimes she gets a stony look on her face and you know that her eyes have flicked across to the patient to see who's going to die. Sometimes -- rarely, but sometimes -- she frowns.Sun, 23 Jan 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:21:43http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_despair.mp3noEXPLODED : Written by Tom Francis + read by Christopher Josephhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_exploded.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_exploded.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksWhen some small-minded prick with a bag of pipe bombs decided commuters were responsible for all the world's problems this morning, it became the most vicious hoax in history. Nobody knows yet, but I promise you that at some point in the next eighteen hours, someone Googling the victim names is going to find our prediction list and our lives as they stand will be over.Sat, 19 Feb 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:31:21http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_exploded.mp3noANEURYSM : Written by Alexander Danner + read by Kris Straubhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_aneurysm.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_aneurysm.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksThe cart was draped with a white bed sheet, keeping the cart's burden hidden. The guests all turned to watch as the little mystery wheeled into the room, squeaking slightly, leaving a visible groove in the carpet. Norma stopped and stood; she made no move to uncover her secret, only smiled at the seven faces around her. Every guest had a fresh drink in hand and a hot hors d'oeuvre on a toothpick.Tue, 08 Mar 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:22:48http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_aneurysm.mp3noPIANO : Written + read by Rafa Francohttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_piano.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_piano.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksI remember everything about that day. It was right there at the mall, between the ice cream stand and Hot Topic, a big hunk of metal with a hole and a slit. There we were, my girlfriend the voyeur and I. We went for ice cream, she wiped a spot of vanilla from my forehead with one of those little napkins they give you, and then I did it. Fri, 18 Mar 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:11:54http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_piano.mp3noMISCARRIAGE : Written by James L. Sutter + read by Jonathan Shockleyhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_miscarriage.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_miscarriage.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksThe second time the stick turned blue, it was intentional -- they had good jobs, a car, a house, and a strong desire to take the next step. They'd surprised their parents with it on Mother's Day, and were immediately enveloped in a whirlwind of blue and pink, both grandmothers good-naturedly attempting to outdo each other with baby preparation. Ryan's father, the paragon of stoicism, had cried and hugged him, tears leaking out from behind Coke-bottle glasses. Annie glowed.Fri, 25 Mar 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:17:38http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_miscarriage.mp3noHIV INFECTION FROM MACHINE OF DEATH NEEDLE : Written by Brian Quinlan + read by Jason Frederickhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_hiv.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_hiv.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksWell, I thought, that sucks.Fri, 01 Apr 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:00:53http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_hiv.mp3noFLAMING MARSHMALLOW : Written by Camille Alexa + read by Colleen AF Venablehttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_flaming.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_flaming.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksI'm so freaking excited I can hardly stand it. Tomorrow is my birthday, THE birthday. The birthday everybody waits and waits for and until you get there you just hate that all your old friends already got theirs and you're the only one without it yet, and sometimes you think holy-freaking-eff, I'm never going to turn sixteen, but then you do. Tomorrow, I'm going to find out how I die.Wed, 13 Apr 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:20:20http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_flaming.mp3noNOTHING : Written by Pelotard + read by Lore Sjoberghttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_nothing.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_nothing.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksThe door opened when she was still a few yards from the house. An old man made his way out, standing on the three steps leading down to the yard, straightening his back. He looked exactly the same as last time -- five years ago, or maybe seven? She couldn't quite remember -- thin, tall, with a wisp of nearly white hair that blew whichever way the wind fancied. She smiled at him. "Hi, Grandpa."
Thu, 05 May 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:14:32http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_nothing.mp3noCANCER : Written by Camron Miller + read by Joanna Pennhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cancer1.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cancer1.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksIn the months afterward, in suburban dining rooms, the bohemian bourgeoisie debated the ethics of the machine. The first had been installed unobtrusively in leading doctors' surgeries, and as they spread across the country, schoolteachers and bank managers and creative consultants and publishers met for cocktail parties, suppers, restaurant lunches, and the conversation turned to the machine, the machine, again and again, the machine. "I saw one," said Kate Boothroyd, sucking on a cigarette, "on Kensington High Street. There was a line a bloody mile long--madness." A temporary silence settled over the Broads' dining table, broken by the hostess. "And would you?"
Fri, 13 May 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:08:30http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cancer1.mp3noSTARVATION : Written by M. Bennardo + read by Brian Swansonhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_starvation.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_starvation.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksJohnny straggled behind Dalton as they came out of the jungle into the clearing. Streaks of fuel burned in the grass, the flames pale and languid in the bright midday sun. But they were still hot and smoky as hell. The smashed chopper was only about twenty yards away, a crumpled aluminum can surrounded by four smoldering lumps of black. The rest of the men. Dalton brought the nose of his rifle up and put his finger on the trigger. They hadn't seen any enemy fire when they had gone down, but it was hard to be sure. And even if the bad guys hadn't been around before, there was nothing like a crippled chopper to bring them out of cover. "Keep your eyes open," said Dalton. Johnny just grunted, and drew his knife. It was the only weapon he had anymore.Mon, 23 May 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:36:25http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_starvation.mp3noLOSS OF BLOOD : Written by Jeff Stautz + read by Joel Watsonhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lossofblood.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lossofblood.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksPepper coughs and her eyes snap open. Then she yelps and recoils from me, my white uniform and blue gloves, my belt blinking with electronics. "No, I'm fine," she says. "Just fainted, is all." She scrambles backward across the floor. Everyone tries to do this, soon as they recognize who we are and what we're there for. It never does any good. We already have our hands around Pepper's arms and I'm trying to shush her, keep her calm while Titus does the blood sample. He presses the tagger's piston to the inside of her left elbow. "Don't," she says. "I can explain."Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:16:23http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lossofblood.mp3noMOD Talent Show : When We Found Out On Our Ownhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_ts_zb.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_ts_zb.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksZachary Bernstein, of The Bicycats, performs his original song "When We Found Out On Our Own" at the Machine of Death Talent Show, April 26, 2011, in Hollywood, CA.Sun, 12 Jun 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:04:16http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_ts_zb.mp3noFIRING SQUAD : Written + read by J Jack Unrauhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_firing.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_firing.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksWhen I looked up from my plate, three young men were sitting on the other side of the rough table, staring at me intensely. None of them were very tall, but they had the tough look of mountain people. Their faces were purple from burst blood vessels -- or maybe it was makeup, I'm not going to pass myself off as some expert here. They wore heavy canvas clothes and long, filthy woolen scarves. When I finished my meal the one on the left spoke to me. "Do you know where we can get a Machine of Death?"Thu, 23 Jun 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:27:46http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_firing.mp3noMURDER AND SUICIDE, RESPECTIVELY : Written by Ryan North + read by MC Frontalothttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_masr.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_masr.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache Books"You don't see it? What if we could ship this box further away? What if Dr. Merry lived thousands of light-years away, and we could somehow get the box to him? If we set a time for him to do the killing, and for us to run the blood through the machine shortly afterward, then as soon as we read the machine's prediction, we've sent information faster than the speed of light."Tue, 5 Jul 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:08:07http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_masr.mp3noTORN APART AND DEVOURED BY LIONS : Written by Jeffrey Wells + read by Jesse Thornhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lions.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lions.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache Books"Missus Murphy, I will have you know that I am to be torn apart and devoured by lions." Simon Pfennig was fully aware of how strange he must sound. He had no choice. It was too exciting not to share. "I'm sorry," said Mrs. Murphy. "Weren't you just talking to me about insurance a moment ago?" "I was," said Simon. "Now I'm talking about lions."Thu, 25 Aug 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:27:58http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lions.mp3noVEGETABLES : Written by Chris Cox + read by Todd Croak-Falenhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_vegetables.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_vegetables.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache Books"The bloke's a whack job." Billy, the Director of Marketing, tells me this while he's picking his nose with a paperclip. In the background a phone has been ringing for five minutes without kicking into voicemail, and in the next cube, somebody's screaming at a subordinate employee on another line. I want to kill them all and dance to the sounds of their suffering through the junkyard of smashed computers and office plants and overturned desks.Fri, 2 Sep 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:15:52http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_vegetables.mp3noAFTER MANY YEARS, STOPS BREATHING, WHILE ASLEEP, WITH SMILE ON FACE : Written by William Grallo + read by Bradley McLaughlinhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_after.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_after.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache Books"You gotta be fucking kidding me!" says one of Jill's friends, leaning forward to get a better look at my shirt. On Toe Tag Night no one wears tags on their toes. What we do is use a template on our PCs and print a graphic of a toe tag, which we then wear attached to our clothing somewhere, like on a t-shirt. Printed on the tag is your Name, and How You Are Going to Die. For mine, I had to use a smaller font size.Fri, 16 Sep 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:19:32http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_after.mp3noMOD Talent Show : After Many Years...http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_ts_bmcl.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_ts_bmcl.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksBradley McLaughlin performs his original song "After Many Years..." at the Machine of Death Talent Show, April 26, 2011, in Hollywood, CA.Thu, 22 Sep 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:05:08http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_ts_bmcl.mp3noSHOT BY SNIPER : Written by Bartholomew von Klick + read by Christopher Osbornhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_sniper.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_sniper.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksA shot kicked up dirt in front of Grale's face. He pulled himself backward, back to the dubious protection of the fallen sign. They all knew Grale would die here. God damn that machine.Tue, 4 Oct 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:09:19http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_sniper.mp3noCANCER : Written + read by David Malki !http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cancer2.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cancer2.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksIn garish red and yellow, the flyer announced that You, Too, could "Defeat the Machine!" A colorful cartoon hammer smashed a predictor box, starbursts flying out zanily. A beaming man in a tie beckoned to his new best friend, You.Tue, 11 Oct 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:34:03http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cancer2.mp3noKILLED BY DANIEL : Written by Julia Wainwright + read by Timothy Volperthttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_daniel.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_daniel.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksFor a while, he kept the little slip of paper hidden at the back of a desk drawer at work, still inside its official envelope. He didn't want it in the house -- Phil was bound to ferret it out. Phil was just one of those people who found things.Sat, 22 Oct 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:22:14http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_daniel.mp3noLOVE AD NAUSEUM : Written by Sherri Jacobsen + read by Tiffany Petersenhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lovead.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lovead.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksSWF, 36, seeks SM 25-50. Must be employed, love outdoor hobbies. No OVERDOSE, ALCOHOLISM, similar readings, please. Box 1876.Tue, 15 Nov 2011 11:37:00 GMT4:06http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_lovead.mp3noCOCAINE AND PAINKILLERS : Written by David Malki ! + read by Nika Harperhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cocaine.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cocaine.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksAt nine o'clock on a Tuesday morning, the parking lot in front of Jack Bogg Enterprises was somehow already full. Kelly didn't know quite what to do. It had never happened before, not once in the year she'd been working for JBE.Tue, 22 Nov 2011 11:37:00 GMT0:46:45http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cocaine.mp3noIMPROPERLY PREPARED BLOWFISH : Written by Gord Sellar + read by Brett Donnellyhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_blowfish.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_blowfish.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache Books"It's an older model, but that's all that ever made it to Fukuoka before these things were outlawed altogether. It was functioning, as of a week ago. This was the machine that correctly predicted the death of Watanabe Yoshiro."Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:37:00 GMT0:31:58http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_blowfish.mp3noHEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE : Written by James Foreman + read by Andrew Giordanohttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_heatdeath.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_heatdeath.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksThe machine printed out the certificates on special paper, the same pinkish color as those new five-dollar bills. He put them face-down on a tray and handed them to us. Maggie and I sat down on the examination table, butcher paper crinkling and creasing under us, bunching between us as Maggie scooted closer. The doctor left us alone.Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:37:00 GMT0:43:17http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_heatdeath.mp3noWHILE TRYING TO SAVE ANOTHER : Written by Daliso Chaponda + read by Ike Amadihttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_saveanother.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_saveanother.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksTimothy got up. "One hundred and one here; just like the Dalmatians. I'm going to die in a fire while trying to save another." / Isma spoke slowly; she was visibly trembling. "I'm going to die in one hundred and one days as well. In a fire."Thu, 8 Mar 2012 11:37:00 GMT0:40:30http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_saveanother.mp3noFRIENDLY FIRE : Written by Douglas J Lane + read by Zach Weinerhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_friendly.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_friendly.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksShe was somewhere north of forty. Her dark hair showed silver strands, and the beginnings of crow's feet bracketed chestnut-colored eyes. Tommy noticed her fingertips, purple and tender. She was a Repeater.Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:37:00 GMT0:31:13http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_friendly.mp3noDROWNING : Written by C.E. Guimont + read by Sean Caseyhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_drowning.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_drowning.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksI saw the first ads in March. A week or two later it was all over the news, and then for the next few months you could not get away from it. Still, none of us expected it to have the impact it did. It was a killer. By November I had only had eight or nine dreams when I used to have three or four a week. This is how I make my living.Thu, 16 Aug 2012 11:37:00 GMT0:22:57http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_drowning.mp3noQUESTION MARK : Written by Randall Munroe + read by Howard Taylerhttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_questionmark.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_questionmark.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksHe had not read his slip of paper. It was folded in an envelope in his left pocket. In his right pocket were several books of matches, and he was wearing a backpack. He pushed his way through the scrubby pine trees on the west border of the barrens. "This isn't how it works, you know. The machine is playing word games. You can't just say what's going to happen ahead of time. That's not how physical law works."Fri, 24 Aug 2012 11:37:00 GMT0:09:45http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_questionmark.mp3noCASSANDRA : Written + read by T.J. Radcliffehttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cassandra.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cassandra.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksIt was like that movie, back in the day, where the machine asks the kid, "How about a nice game of chess?" / "No," he types back. "Let's play Global Thermonuclear War." / That's what the slip of paper in my hand read. "Global Thermonuclear War."Fri, 21 Sep 2012 11:37:00 GMT0:24:55http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_cassandra.mp3noMachine of Death 2 Interview : Kris Straub, Ryan North, + David Malki !http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_v2interview.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_v2interview.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksKris Straub interviews Ryan North and David Malki ! at the Super-Stupendous Machine of Death Magic + Variety Show, November 2011.Tue, 12 Feb 2013 11:37:00 GMT0:24:55http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_v2interview.mp3noMachine of Death Card Game - Playtesthttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod-game-1.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod-game-1.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache BooksKris Straub and David Malki play a round of Machine of Death: The Game of Creative Assassination.Tue, 19 Mar 2013 11:10:00 GMT0:24:55http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod-game-1.mp3noROCK AND ROLL : Written by Toby W. Rush + read by Rachael McCabehttp://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_rockandroll.mp3
http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_rockandroll.mp3Bearstache BooksBearstache Books"This is my first concert," she replied, mustering her confidence. "But I've been a huge fan since Death by Rock and Roll." She made sure to name-check Stephen's first album, if only to prove her devotion.Thu, 12 Dec 2013 11:10:00 GMT0:22:27http://machineofdeath.net/audio/mod_rockandroll.mp3noBearstache BooksnonadultThe machine could tell, from just a sample of your blood, how you were going to die. No date, no specifics: it just spat out a sliver of paper upon which were printed the words CANCER or OLD AGE or CHOKED ON A HANDFUL OF POPCORN.