"Beaver Hunting" joke

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An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office for his regular check-up.The doctor says to him, "Ahh, Ted, how are you feeling?" "Great," says the old man. "I have an 18-year old wife, and she's pregnant with my child." The doctor gives a concerned look and says to Ted, "Ted, let me tell you a story. See, I have this hunter friend and early one morning, he goes out hunting, but is in such a hurry that he grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, as he is hunting, he spots a beaver. He aims at the beaver with his umbrella and shoots at it. Bam! The beaver falls dead to the ground.""What?!" cries the old man. "Why that's impossible! Someone else must have shot the beaver.""Exactly," says the doctor.

A story is told of a Jewish man who was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the newspaper reader."Moshe, have you lost your mind? more...

There once was a good Baptist Minister, who in order to make his family's budget go a little further, rode a bicycle to Church and to Church functions. One day his bike turned up missing. He searched everywhere, but could not find it. Since it was a very small town he lived in, more...

A Texan walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles... The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.A few minutes later, he deposits a huge more...

A butcher is very busy working at the meat counter when he notices a dog in his shop. He shoos him away, but the dog returns a while later. He walks over to the dog and sees that he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note and reads it, "Can I please have 12 sausages and more...

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Prisca Sapientia: How many buttock imprints did this Balaam dude leave BEHIND (pun intended) by riding his ass to town? Did he invent the buttwalk or rather the original moonwalk? That man-invented holy fantasy book to which you refer has some hilarious passages. Riding one's ass to town must hurt like heck unless you've got buns o'steel. I'd rather walk upright than scoot along on my ass.

Prisca Sapientia: I would suggest the OP "joker" look in a mirror. Anyone who'd mistakenly try to conflate hostility, anxiety, anger and depression for a cheap shot blanket aspersion is the real azzhat in the room. Ask a shrink to explain terms such as temperament, coping skills, cognitive and social dysfunctions before jumping to a false conclusion. Type D's are often a very positive influence for pragmatic decision-making and rational, objective behavior. They can be blunt and candid, but that only annoys... azzhats.

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