The Coke machine on the second floor of Wean Hall is adorned with a bright orange warning label.Â It states that rocking or tilting the vending machine may cause the machine to fall over, resulting in serious injury or death.

The Pepsi machine features a similar label with a unique twist.Â Apparently this machine is designed in such a way that people who attempt to rock or tip it will not only be crushed underneath, but will also be simultaneously electrocuted by aÂ multitude of lightning bolts directed at their brain.Â Perhaps this is a sacred vending machine, protected under the surveillance of God, so that blasphemers who attempt to defile its holiness will be struck down by His wrath.