RadPenny

Yeah, I do realize my birthday's right after Christmas. Idk if that means I'm lucky or I'm Santa Claus's evil step brother. The evil step brother reason sounds legit to me. :/ I try to be as nice as I can. AS I CAN. However, this could be difficult on the internet. Tsk tsk internet. But it's whatevs
:)If you wanna message me I might not get to you because I'm on the fml app. Sorry. If you want to stalk me on here it's fine. If you want to stare at my profile 'til it deletes itself that's fine too (I'll give you props for that).

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