Is King Kenny's life unraveling on twitter?Posted by BobLoblaw on 9/24/12 at 6:36 pm

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Or did I just not get it?

quote:@kennethdalglish: Don' t involve me. As long as your mum has no access to the girls as a part settlement go ahead. Divorce her.

@pauldalglish: Do you know @kennethdalglish invented the tooth brush? Otherwise it would be called the teeth brush! @marinadalglish @KellyCates @kennethdalglish: The person who invented the toothbrush was Spanish. Juanita!!

@kennethdalglish: No divorce. Your Mum doesn't want to make me happy!!!!! @kennethdalglish: New Tricks too intelligent for us tonight. Marina has put Peppa pig on for us!!

@pauldalglish: He also has more caps on his teeth than I have for Scotland. @marinadalglish @kennethdalglish: @pauldalglish one capped tooth would be enough. You have more children than caps @pauldalglish: True but you have 102 to hand down when you kick the bucket. @kennethdalglish

@kennethdalglish: No alcohol involved. @kennethdalglish: Pedro one MLS ring for each of the children.

@kennethdalglish: You'll have to clean them. Pick me a good home!! @marinadalglish: @kennethdalglish as long as it is not same home as me! @lynseydalglish: @marinadalglish Please can you explain the @ sign to dad. His tweets are mental! X @marinadalglish: @lynseydalglish you can come to Texas too! Your dad would never find us