Brandon Jacobs Continues to be a Non-Factor, but Fortunately, "I got a fast-ass car being delivered on Tuesday"

Brandon Jacobs’ career has hit its nadir this season – a paltry 126 yards on just 42 carries and two touchdowns – and he’s clearly not happy with his lack of opportunities. After a 4-carry, 10-yard clunker against the Dolphins in which he was booed lustily, the 29-year-old popped off in the locker room:

“I’ve got nothing positive to say,” Jacobs said. “The most positive thing: I got family at home and I got a fast-ass car being delivered on Tuesday. That’s it.”

Congrats on the new wheels, Jacobs. My guess? He probably got himself a McLaren F1 or perhaps a Ferrari Enzo. I’m sure Giants fans are thrilled he got a 4-year, $25 million deal in 2009. He’s slated to make $4.4 million next year. [ESPN NY via Evan Silva]