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Chalupa Freeman Loves The Drive-Thru

So perhaps the secret to Josh Freeman’s feats of strengths that move linemen off the goal line and win games for the Bucs has been revealed.

Freeman is powered by the fart-inducing man food at Taco Bell.

Speaking today on The Jeff Faine Show on 1010 AM, Bucs center Jeff Faine said Freeman “eats Taco Bell five nights a week.” Faine went on to relay a story that Freeman said Taco Bell needs to start compensating him.

“If I did that I’d be whooping Donald Penn’s butt on the scale,” Faine said. “That’s the next thing [Freeman] will work on is his diet.”

Joe can only imagine how big Freeman’s drive-thru bill is after a game. “That’ll be $24.50, Mr. Freeman. Would you like 47 packs of hot sauce with that?”

To continue on the food front, Faine went on to heap massive praise on Arrelious Benn, who Faine said likely has to diet just to not get too big for a wide receiver. Faine said workout warrior Benn, listed at 6-2, 220, already is beast to tackle and could easily handle another 20 pounds on his frame.

19 Responses to “Chalupa Freeman Loves The Drive-Thru”

JOE, KEEP YOUR VIEWS ON FLATULENCE OFF MY SPORTS NEWS WEBSITE!!! THIS IS IRRELEVANT TO THE BUCCANEERS. YOU HAVE LOST MY RESPECT AND I AM LEAVING THIS SITE FOR GOOD. THANKS FOR ALIENATING HALF YOUR READERSHIP WITH FART JOKES!!!

As soon as I saw it, that’s exactly what went through my mind. I try to never blame officiating for winning or losing a game, but this year has been some of the most inconsistent officiating I have ever seen. I have learned this year that I have no idea what is a holding, pass interference, horse collar, illegal block, roughing the passer, or especially illegal hit on a defenseless player. It appears the refs have no idea either.

Guys, the “hot sauce” at Taco Bell tastes like someone peed in a vat of vinegar. Now, Taco Bell’s “Fire Sauce” is good stuff and should be considered a staple condiment. I’d like to think that Mr. Freeman prefers the “Fire Sauce”.