I still have a stuffed lobster (as in stuffed animal) that I slept with as a child. I've lost or forfeited damn near everything when I had wild hairs grow in my ass and decided to split for Paris or San Francisco or even just across town - but for some reason I still have this stupid stuffed lobster.

Couches? Armoires? Rugs? Kitchen supplies? All gone. But this farking lobster is still here.

dickfreckle:I still have a stuffed lobster (as in stuffed animal) that I slept with as a child. I've lost or forfeited damn near everything when I had wild hairs grow in my ass and decided to split for Paris or San Francisco or even just across town - but for some reason I still have this stupid stuffed lobster.

Couches? Armoires? Rugs? Kitchen supplies? All gone. But this farking lobster is still here.

/he's free-range

FYI, the saying is "a wild HARE in your ass." As in, a rambunctious rabbit rooting in one's rectum, resulting in renegade something starting with "R".

Tchernobog:gadian: BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]

They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome delicious adaptation.

FTFY.

Sorry, gents. As someone who's bred crayfish for the last 10 years, that's a pre-molt injury. Crustaceans are bi-lateral. If it were genetic, it would've been on both sides, or adversely affected the left claw. Most likely: This guy was an old school balla, and got in a lot of fights where his claw was partially crushed multiple times just a couple months before molting. They regenerate limbs, and the injuries registered as a declawing to the tissues, so each injury told his body to grow a new claw and leg.

brobinson2001:Tchernobog: gadian: BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]

They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome delicious adaptation.

FTFY.

Sorry, gents. As someone who's bred crayfish for the last 10 years, that's a pre-molt injury. Crustaceans are bi-lateral. If it were genetic, it would've been on both sides, or adversely affected the left claw. Most likely: This guy was an old school balla, and got in a lot of fights where his claw was partially crushed multiple times just a couple months before molting. They regenerate limbs, and the injuries registered as a declawing to the tissues, so each injury told his body to grow a new claw and leg.