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Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer?Richard Hayden: I dunno, the vet?Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet?Richard Hayden: Why not? I'd take you to the vet.Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um...Richard Hayden: Got that?Tommy: Shut up.

Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated?Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right.Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.

Richard Hayden: No way that just happened. My car is completely destroyed.Tommy: I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... AWESOME!! ... but, sorry about your car, man. That... That sucks.

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Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.Tommy: No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.Richard: Wow.