Guys, I’m sorry for the lack of posts lately. My excuse is that I’ve been concentrating on writing my second book.

I hope you’re all well. Today, for the sake of balance, I’d like to report a couple of positive developments within the Metropolitan Police Service. As you can imagine, it’s not east to find such things, but it’s important to report them when they occur.

I’ve been off-grid for a while, so let’s launch into the British summer with a light piece of typical Met management farce. Okay, I know we’re still in late spring here in the UK, but I’m wearing my shorts, so that makes it summer, okay?