Texts From Scarlett O’Hara

where r u Scarlett I’m at work I can’t text right nowneed u at mill Scarlett I have the baby with me I really can’t come to the millwhat baby My baby. Wade. My baby with Melanie.guess what kind of corset im wearing I don’t see what this has to do with the mi-im not 😉

Darling, I was going through some old things this morning and found Charles’ ornamental officer’s sash I thought you’d like to have it So I gave it to Mammy for cleaning and she’ll give it to you laterwho is charles Scarlett, how you joke!was he that guy I know it pains you to speak of him — that’s why you act so high-spirited about it, and I think it’s simply marvelous of you. But you don’t have to be brave with me, Scarlett dear.that guy with like the chin thing I miss him too.guess what i turned my mourning gown into But I know he’s looking after us — always.i made four backless shimmies out of it

mammymammy r u up What is it, Scarlettdo we have any of that chocolate stuff leftwith the swirls on it I don’t know, Scarlettcan you check Honey, I’ll get it for you just as soon as the doctor lets me get out of bed He says the typhoid is awfully bad this springwhat even is typhoid It’s nothing I’ve got a little touch of it is all but I’ll be fine, don’t you worryhaha omg ur gonna get so thinmy waist is like nineteen inches already im a whalelisten to me talking about that chocolate stuffdon’t let me have any!!! All rightok no but seriously bring me like one jarjust one though

4 missed calls

ohhh my god she will not stop CALLINGits likeim not a baby catcher oksorry ur “in labor” again or whateverim in labor tooin the fields picking cotton or whatever the hell is growing out of those bushesive had like four babies already, it’s not a big deal AT ALL I’m sorry, darling — I know I’ve been such a bother during all this I’ll try for Dr. Meade again.oh my godwho is this Why, it’s Mellie, darling! It’s your Mellie.oh hiii It does me good when you joke with me like this Everyone else treats me like I’ll fall to pieces, but not you.haha i will be like right there

ashleyashleyashleyashley r u thereashleyyyyyyyy(im DRUNK (from brandy))remember that time we made out in the barn Scarlett, it’s four in the morning and I have to get up in two hours to run your mill Please don’t text me this lateoh i sold the mill hahadid i not tell you that Oh my God.did you know that pantalets are out this yearthat’s why im not wearing any😉 OH MY GOD

rhettrhett Hello, Scarlettwhat r u doing Still in jail, I’m afraidUGHi want to go out and no one can go out I’m sorry to have inconvenienced you, my deari am so so so bored Bored, my dear? With a mind like yours? That’s something even I can’t imagine.is that a joke I can assure you I am quite seriousur making fun of methis is exactly why ur not received