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Top Ten Things Jason Has That Jimmy Hoffa Didn't

10) Disposable diapers
9) ELQ Stock
8) "That would be Rinaldo"
7) No influence with judges
6) A VCR and 500 channels on his cable
5) Leticia
4) A Cappucino Machine
3) A warehouse full of peeps
2) Brain-damage
And the number one thing Jason has that Jimmy Hoffa didn't
1) One girlfriend too many