Set to appear on tonight’s episode of Celebrity Big Brother, Shaun Williamson aka Barry from EastEnders reveals how he signed ‘just inside’ a woman’s vagina while in a nightclub way back when.

Yep, ‘just inside’. Like he’s slipping the keys through the letterbox.

Speaking to the housemates after a ramble from Derek, Shaun said: ‘Talk of the South, TOTS it’s called, nightclub in Southend, sharpie pen, 20 years ago odd, I signed sort of just inside, a woman. Just inside.’

With the housemates slightly confused by his vague description, Sam asks: ‘The vagina?’