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Butt or Scotch?

My daughter and I were laying on the sofas, her on the smaller loveseat and me on the full size. Heads towards each other and legs pointing away making an L against the walls of the living room. We giggled and smiled. Blankets, pillows, the whole nine. It was Friday night and we were home alone, just the two of us. We were alternating between watching the Suns game on one channel and the Flyers on another. The Suns – Rockets game had playoff implications, and the Flyers were facing the Washington Capitals in the first game of the first round of the playoffs.

Good times.

Sure, both the Suns and the Flyers lost in the end, but it was fun watching and yelling together. Since she’s just two years old, I doubt very much she even knew what she was yelling about. But she enjoyed it just the same.

From: Stevil Kinevil
Subject: I walked right into it.
At a wedding I attended this past weekend, a friend of mine looked at me quizzically and said, “Your breath smells like butterscotch.”

Curious and knowing this most certainly couldn’t be the case I replied, “It does?”

To which he said “Yeah, but I cant tell if its butt or scotch.”

Walked right into it Yes, yes you did. And nice belt.

This next one brings a few vids that’ll take a few minutes to get through, so plan accordingly.

From: Don
Subject:
Jonny, It’s been awhile, glad you’re still at it. I watched a show on PBS
the other night about world hunger, focusing on the Congo. If you want to
see some tough bikers, check outpbs.org/moyers/journal/04042008/watch.html

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs or Venezuela. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the US.

Thank you for your help.

Gnomie just got back from a couple days ‘o prime saddle time. Rode from here to there and then some. He’s cool like that. Read about it on his site, onespeeder.com.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA