Scissorhead Bruce388 sends this in, and assures us that it is real from somewhere in Florida, which coincidentally has the most famous groper on the continent as a sometimes resident in Winter.

(And no, I’m not making a joke about sexual assault. It’s serious, no matter where you are, how you are dressed, how you dance, how you drink, your gender, or your sexuality: No means No. And good on Hooters for doing this.)