Shadowwww.bmoviegraveyard.comThe FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Yeah, maintenance? Hi.. ummm..look there is a whole bunch of pencils stuck in the ceiling tiles here and we need someone to get them. We would clean them up ourselves.. but we can't seem to look away... and one already fell out and stuck in Steve's eye. Thanks.

What do I do now? She hung up on me and I don't want to look like a fool in front of the rest of the gang! **Ahem.** "Sure honey, I know how much you want it, and I'll be right over to give it to you once we've stopped the bad guys..."

"For the sweet and sensual, press one. For the big, busty and beautiful, press two. For the hot chocolate honeys, press...."

Logged

"When I die, I hope you will use my body creatively." - Shin Chan

"Tonight, we will honor the greatest writers in America with a modest 9 by 12 certificate and a check for three thousand dollars...three thousand dollars? Stephen King makes more than that for writing boo on a cocktail napkin." - Jimmy Breslin

"And the launch codes are...Hey switch over to The Jewelry Network and check out that blue amethyst brooch! Gad! The stone is nice but look at that overly filigreed setting, and with yellow opals! How could they sell anything that tacky for $450?! Ingrid here even agrees...what? OH! The codes are 12-9er-34..." - BOOM!

Logged

Ready your mind and steel your heart against failure; for it's the only thing from which you can truly grow.