We considered reviewing Liz & Dick, but it was just so incredibly bad: Lindsay has zero sparkle, charisma or pizazz in front of the camera; there's absolutely no light in her eyes. The script was horrendous, the music didn't work, the casting — Creed from The Office? Steve from Sex and the City? — was just confusing. But! With 66 costume changes in the 88-minute movie, we can attempt to keep things positive, since it's a kick to check out what she wore. Some of it was fabulous!

One of the first shots we see is Liz reading a magazine by a pool in Hollywood. The buckles, the ruching, the piping on that bathing suit — so great. So of the era.

Grade: 8 out of 10

Next Liz and Dick are in dead ghost couples therapy or something, where she wears a sheer black top, through which we can see her bra. The good news is, there's smoking in heaven.

Grade: 3 out of 10

Here's our first look at Lindsay as Liz as Cleopatra. Not bad.

Grade: 6 out of 10

While Liz is still with Eddie Fisher, she shows up at a restaurant in an emerald green taffeta cocktail dress. Great neckline, nice pleats.

Grade: 7 out of 10

Right before Lindsay as Liz discovers she has a sex scene with Richard Burton as Mark Antony (Did she not read the script? Does she know nothing about Mark Antony and Cleopatra?), she wears a gorgeous hot pink embroidered caftan that some of us would love to blog in. Just add cucumbers!

Grade: 9 out of 10

The first of many meltdowns happens in a short red one-shoulder frock. Era-appropriate, but also classic enough that you could wear it to your office Christmas party this year.

Grade: 9 out of 10

A man's robe over a black slip, perfect cooking attire.

Grade: 7 out of 10

Even better? The frothy pink robe and lacy slip that Lindsay as Liz wore as she took a bunch of pills.

Grade: 9 out of 10

Seriously the most fabulous way to arrive at the hospital. OD glamour.

Grade: 9 out of 10

Pale rosy Cleopatra costume, so beautiful, need in my closet, want.

Grade: 10 out of 10

Ew. Unless you are a football-playing choir member, this is not right.

Grade: 1 out of 10

This sweater set — in which Lindsay as Liz cries, "I'm bored!" — appears to be mismatched.

Grade: 3 out of 10

The capri pants were not terrible, however.

Grade: 5 out of 10

Champagne mink coat and hat. Yes. Gorge.

Grade: 9 out of 10

Ah, with the dress underneath! For a tone-on-tone but not monochromatic effect! Yes!

(Burton's wife had some cute stitching on her skirt suit in the next scene, however.)

Black taffeta dress with ruffled hemline, which Lindsay as Liz wears out to dinner even though no one will associate with her and Dick: Darkly sweet.

Grade: 7 out of 10

The folks watching with me quite enjoyed this yellow shirtdress worn with a brown polka-dotted tie.

I don't love it, but I get it, the 70s sexy secretary slash Bonnie and Clyde vibe.

Grade: 6 out of 10

I like this better: Cold-hearted business bitch. Sharply tailored gray accented by a shit ton of jewels.

Grade: 8 out of 10

Incognito in a turban, huge shades, and ruffly trenchcoat. At the desk, she claims she is Mrs. Smith, but flashes those violet eyes so there's no mistake. (Is it just me or did she only have violet contacts in some scenes?)