Did Little Susie Like Her Present?

From the only reliable source of news on the net, the Onion. Ah, the perennial problem of shopping for relatives you have met maybe once or twice, and trying to remember that the cute niece who just last year it seems was five years old is now 22 and probably is not still playing with dolls! Fortunately my wife keeps the situation under control so I do not appear completely out of touch in my gift selections. Hmmm, now that I think about it, my wife did request a tea kettle for Christmas. Onion, you are a life saver! Too late for Christmas, but not for her January birthday!