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HENDERSON, Tennessee - Well is sure didn't take long for the honeymoon to wear off.
Word out of Henderson, Tennessee, home of Kelly Clarkson and her brand new husband Brandon Blackstock, is that the very first American Idol winner is an unhappy br...

NASHVILLE - Kelly Clarkson recently said that ever since she got engaged she has been walking around on Cloud 9.
She spoke with Savannah Kettle of Glamboyant Magazine and said that she is proud to become a member of Reba "The Red Queen" McEntire's...

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is currently looking for celebrities to appear on the next edition of the hit dance show.
Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld spoke with DWTS host Tom Bergeron and asked if the rumor that Kelly Clarkson would be a...

CUCAMONGA, California - Kelly Clarkson has stated many times that she does not have to be as skinny as LeAnn Rimes to feel good about herself.
The country music singer performed at The Santa Ana Winds Arena in Cucamonga and she was talking backsta...

LOS ANGELES - The very first winner on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has reportedly been asked to be a judge on next season's edition of the singing competition show.
According to Music Moments Magazine, the producers of AI want Kelly to take over...

LOS ANGELES - LL Cool J hosted The 55th Annual Grammy Awards Show from The Staples Center in Los Angeles.
At the start of the show he reminded everyone that CBS executives had issued a memorandum stating that they did not want any of the women pre...

DUBLIN, Ireland - Kelly Clarkson performed before a sell out crowd at Dublin's O2 Arena.
After her concert she spoke backstage with a reporter for The Irish Eyes News Agency, Colleen Corkincannon.
Clarkson was asked what she thought about Irela...

LOS ANGELES - Mariah Carey has recently signed a $17 million contract to take Jennifer Lopez's judge's place on American Idol.
Word out of Tinsel Town is that the very first American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson was offered to be an AI judge as well...

DALLAS - Kelly Clarkson says that she is absolutely shocked at the fantastic surge in record sales after she announced that she would vote for Ron Paul for president.
The Texas native said that at first she was concerned because a lot of haters to...

MEMPHIS - Taylor Swift is presently in talks with Lions Door Pictures about the possibility of starring in the film A Fussin' and A Fightin' - The Tonya Tucker Story.
The movie is based on the book Delta Dawn Does Da Darn Delta by noted country mu...

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular songstress Kelly Clarkson has stated that she cannot believe the mean-spirited comments and remarks that she has been receiving on Twitter from individuals who lashed out at her for her remarks in support of GOP presidential...

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently appeared on X-Factor where she sang her hit song "Stronger."
After the show she spoke backstage with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors. Miss V asked Kelly how she was feeling after recently having had a little female...

NASHVILLE - LeAnn Rimes has lately been in the news more because of her tremendous weight loss than for anything to do with singing.
The country music songstress has admitted to getting down to 67 pounds. She says that her husband Eddie Cibrian, w...

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna."
After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear...

LOS ANGELES - In a move that has a lot of viewers of the top rated reality show American Idol up in arms, the shows producers have sent in-house memos to three of the remaining six contestants that they need to lose some weight.
The shows producer...

RALEIGH, North Carolina - Kelly Clarkson, the very first winner on American Idol performed before a sold-out crowd at The Nicotine Stained Ashtray Auditorium in Raleigh.
After the concert she spoke backstage with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette...

HOLLYWOOD - The very first winner of American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has told AI host Ryan Seacrest that he needs to tell his fellow Georgia peach that she needs to stop dressing like a backwoods hillbilly.
Clarkson said that she came very close to...

SAN FRANCISCO - The trio of teen queens was in the "City By The Bay" visiting the historic Alcatraz Federal Prison. Miley said that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, knew several men who had actually been incarcerated in the prison out in the middle of Sa...

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