"Dear visitors, family and friends, this may be the most important moment of your life!"

In the annals of time we all have experienced great moments, like a new job, marriage, the birth of a child or grandchild and now there is another. The birth of a new internet magazine called "Weekly Southern Arts."

This is an event so momentous that it will eclipse all other events and can best be seen in the light of the Wright Brothers at Kitty Hawk or the Apollo moon landing. We guarantee that if you read the magazine cover to cover (I speak of covers metaphorically, of course, because it's an internet magazine.), you will become a better person and more attractive! We also guarantee that, if you read the magazine faithfully, you could possibly win $1,000,000! Not by us, mind you, but the universe is big and anything is possible.

In our pages you will find all of the things your mother told you not to talk about in public, religion, politics, blues, rock and roll, jazz, interviews with heads of state and other stuff that we just made up! So stop by, give us a read, tell your friends, let us know what you think--unless its bad and then keep it to yourselves. We love you, even more than your families do and think your children are exceptional--remember what really matters most in life and subscribe, "it's free," only to you personally, of course, because we care!