Speculative Sequels

In which I engage in sarcasm inspired by Steven’s snark“Someone owes us a final chapter for three or four other series I can think of. For instance, UFO Princess Valkyrie, in which Val is legally declared to be insane and gets locked up in an asylum.”

So, without further ado:

Martian Successor Nadesico: In which Izumi (the strange female pilot) wakes up and we find that the movie was just her having a weird dream.

Grenadier: In which Rushuna has to go into the hospital for back surgery.

Strike Witches: In which Sakamoto and Wilkes finally admit they’re yuri for each other. Oh wait, that was already a doujin or seven. Never mind.

Saber Marionette J: In which Mitsuragi is brutally beaten to within an inch of his life (repeatedly), for the crime of being so damn annoying.

Excel Saga: In which Excel actually has a sensible thought, and the shock kills the entire cast. Oh, and Hat-chan actually stays dead.

Tenchi Muyo GXP: In which we finally settle the argument whether the four Rezna spies got added to the marriage or not. And the Nabishin-bot is junked.

Nanoha: In which the cast expands to infinity, and we just don’t care anymore.

Daphne in the Brilliant Blue: In which the entire group is locked up as threats to society.

Ikkitousen: In which the outcome of a battle is the entire female cast being locked up for six months on charges of indecent exposure.

Kanokon: In which it’s discovered by the authorities that Chizaru is actually 400 years old, and she’s arrested for sexual assault of a child.