Look, we love Deep Space Nine. A passionate, illegal-in-seven-countries kind of love. (Suck it, Canada! *flips off map, drops mic*) But not even our love is blind enough to ignore the "what were they thinking?" piece of meh that is Season 1's "Move Along Home."

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For Transporter Room 3's twentieth (!) podcast, Scott and Phil go all third shap on this episode, which centers on Sisko and company's first encounter with a race from the Gamma Quadrant: the Wadi. Wearing what look like full-body astronaut food packaging and sporting forehead tattoos, the Wadi play a not-so-deadly game with our station's crew. They are so evil, they make Sisko falsetto his way through the sing-songy nightmare fuel that is "Allamaraine":

Allamaraine, count to four,

Allamaraine, then three more,

Allamaraine, if you can see,

Allamaraine, you'll come with me...

No, it doesn't summon Bloody Mary or Candyman, but after that tune Ceti-Eel's itself into your brain, you're going to wish it did.

So we talk a lot about that, and a little about: Spock sporting volcano-diving attire in J.J. Abrams' Star Trek 2, the latest kick-ass trailer for the new Trek videogame and some reader mailbag concerning the climatic space battle in "Yesterday's Enterprise." And no twentieth podcast would be complete without another Red Shirt of the Week. Who's our latest victim? Click on the podcast and find out!

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