“Dear God, I’m not anxious that my children won’t graduate. I’m simply going to faithfully pray it into being. Thanks for your support. I’m totally at peace with this. Amen.”

Their diploma will read:

Congrats on your graduation. We aren’t sure how it actually happened – but we praise God that it did!

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I think all the chocolate has gone straight to my brain – time for us to go outside nd play on the trampoline for a while. Maybe we’ll study perpetual motion, gravity, aeronautics, etc, while doing so.