Monthly Archives: November 2011

Rammstein have release their latest single before they start their “Made In Germany” tour and greatest hits album. And the video “Mein Land” is typical Rammstein, catchy, subversive and utterly hilarious. What is difficult to get across is that everything Rammstein is shot through with a sense of humour – admittedly a sense of humour that is so dark as to be almost pitch black. They sing about boys meeting girls, but in Rammstein world, boy meets girl, boy and girl fall in love, boy kills girl, boy has sex with corpse of girl, girl rises from the dead and chops head off boy, girl corpse has sex with boys headless corpse, and they all (un)live happily ever after.

Was pointed towards this by Ben Goldacre. The Foundation for Future Studies launched a website called United Dreams for Europe. It would be a social media/crowd sourcing effort. To quote from their website

Firstly, with the aim of gaining insight into perceptions of and views on Europe, we conducted a survey. In the end more than 15,000 citizens from 13 European countries took part in our quantitative research.

Secondly, as qualitative research, we conducted 27 interviews with members of the European Parliament, scientists and students from different countries to get a cross section of opinions.

The results of this two-sided study will be discussed and presented at an event in the European capital Brussels, hosted by the Foundation for Future Studies in association with the Bertelsmann Foundation.

Furthermore, to enable the European public to access the study, the research will be published in a book of the same name, “United Dreams of Europe” (release date: September 2011), including all the answers and interviews as well as an analysis of the central questions.

In addition, this website has been created to give everyone the opportunity to take part by posting their personal dream for Europe.

So far, so.. meh.

Except… The Foundation for Free Studies is an initiative of British American Tobacco, those purveyors of cancer causing cigarettes. And more importantly, see that bit about “posting a personal dream for Europe”? Well, they forgot one crucial thing – to moderate the entries.

Yep, a public unmoderated website feed created by a lobby group for Big Tobacco.

It was never going to end well. First we start with the obvious:

Then we get to the odd and the funny

Culminating in this work of utter genius. I was genuinely in tears after reading it.

You would think BAT could afford web designers who knew what the hell they were doing.

OK, so this is the replacement for the blog I used to host. It was a self built thing that I threw together in about an hour, and it was a pain in the arse to maintain, especially when it came to comments and RSS. So I’ve moved over to WordPress in an effort to get more writing done, plus I can throw quick thoughts and stuff out there. So hopefully it will become a mix of a blog and a Tumblr.