8. Joan Rivers live

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Sure, some people can't really get into Rivers. We call those people misguided, since she's as brutally sharp and funny as ever. And we're not just saying that because we want to guest-star on E!'s "Fashion Police." Joan, call us. 8 p.m. Friday. Hippodrome Theatre, 12 N. Eutaw St. $42-$62. france-merrickpac.com

Sure, some people can't really get into Rivers. We call those people misguided, since she's as brutally sharp and funny as ever. And we're not just saying that because we want to guest-star on E!'s "Fashion Police." Joan, call us. 8 p.m. Friday. Hippodrome Theatre, 12 N. Eutaw St. $42-$62. france-merrickpac.com (Handout)

Sure, some people can't really get into Rivers. We call those people misguided, since she's as brutally sharp and funny as ever. And we're not just saying that because we want to guest-star on E!'s "Fashion Police." Joan, call us. 8 p.m. Friday. Hippodrome Theatre, 12 N. Eutaw St. $42-$62. france-merrickpac.com