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Monthly Archives: July 2012

The Boy runs into my bedroom & jumps under the blankets. Slowly, an alien action figure appears from under the blankets & says in an alien voice: “You are being hypnotized. Do whatever The Boy tells you to.”

Me: “Oh, hey Mr. Alien. Could you tell Sam that’s not going to work?”

The Alien, disappearing under the blankets: “It didn’t work. She’s not hypnotized.”