Write a terrible script for a movie! But all of the characters have to be members of the forums!

A fool by the name of Andrew read a line from Necronomicon. This unleashed an eldritch abomination that lays waste to all it sees. To redeem himself and save the world Andrew collects a team of bad movie enthusiasts to seal the monster away.

Trevor - A film archivist with a knowledge of the worst and most obscure cinematic turds.TrekGeezer - A hardcore Sci-Fi fan armed with a functional Star Trek phaser.RC Merchant - A tough as nails vampire (Who drinks RC cola instead of blood) that can club fifty eldritch monsters with a baseball bat before he brushes his teeth.Rev. Powell - A steadfast and stern leader of the group.A.J. Bauer - A young college student with anger issues and a massive collection of My Little Pony fanfiction.Indiana Smith - A daring archaeologist that is not to be confused with that other archaeologist.LilCerberus - An expert spy who has only been caught ten times in one mission!Jack - He drives the SUV on weekends. Without Jack the heroes couldn't operate at all! Thanks to Jack they're saving the world SAT-SUN! (Only 8 seats, everyone else gets stuffed in the trunk)Derf - Torn apart by an SMG before the movie started.

Together they must use their combined knowledge to send the monster Uwe'wood'andergoth back to it's eternal prison under the deepest depths of Hollywood.

Your script needs a daring archaeologist/religious mystic who can dig for arrowheads, leap across narrow gorges, read ancient texts, understand Roman politics of the late Republic and early empire, and he needs to have very sexy nostrils.

Your script needs a daring archaeologist/religious mystic who can dig for arrowheads, leap across narrow gorges, read ancient texts, understand Roman politics of the late Republic and early empire, and he needs to have very sexy nostrils.

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