In which the hivemind suggests the dumb hat that I wear to Coachella 2011

Something befitting a man of my caliber and station in life.

Let's have it.

Want something with the blousey funloving brio of 2009's Sailing Captain Hat but also the devil-may-care ruggedness that I feel best me represents my many musky charms.

"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

Re: In which the hivemind suggests the dumb hat that I wear to Coachella 2011

Re: In which the hivemind suggests the dumb hat that I wear to Coachella 2011

That giraffe is now in the semi-finals!

"All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."— Faxman75, who has clearly had enough