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IGNORE THIS THREAD: THE MOVIE

A thread in Pacers Digest...

DR. BADD (v.o.)

"Pacers Digest, ****. I'm still only in the Pacers forum. Every time I think I'm going to
wake up back in the Feedback forum. When I logged on after my first tour,
it was worse. I'd click the links and there'd be nothing...
I hardly posted a word to my significant other until I said yes to 'it's complicated' on facebook.
When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I
could think of was getting back into the board.
I've been here a week now. Waiting for a new thread, getting
softer. Every minute I stay in this parent board, I get weaker. And every minute
the counters count in the 'Counting Thread' they get stronger.
Each time I lurk around the avatars move in a little tighter.

Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a thread, and for my sigs
they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. "

Two mods click on the Pacers related thread...

SHADE
"Doctor Badd? Are you in there ?"

DR. BADD
"Yeah."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"It was a real choice thread, and when it was
over, I'd never want another."

DR. BADD
"Whaddya want?"

SHADE
"Are you all right Doctor?"

DR. BADD
"How does it look like?"

SHADE
"Doctor Badd of the Secular Monks?"

DR. BADD
"Hey buddy, are you gonna lock that thread?"

SHADE
"We have orders to escort you to Club Rio."

DR. BADD
"What is the feedback on me?"

SHADE
"Sir ?"

DR. BADD
"What did I post?"

SHADE
"There's no feedback, Doctor. You have orders to report
to the other Moderators in Club Rio."

DR. BADD
"Club Rio?"

SHADE
"That's right. Come on doctor, you still have a
few hours to post what songs you just listened to.Doc?
kerosene, give me a hand...
Come on doctor, let's post that song 'Nine in the Afternoon' you just listened to. We're gonna tell someone that it sucks, in we go ..."

In Club Rio...

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"I was going to the worst place in the board, and I didn't even know
it yet. Threads away and hundreds of pages up a message board that snaked
through Able's towers like a main circuit cable and plugged straight into
Anthem. It was no accident that I got to be the caretaker of
Anthem's memory, any more than being back in PD was an accident.
There is no way to tell his story without telling my own.
And if his story is really a confession, then so is mine."

In the briefing thread...

MAL JOKER COX
"Come on in.. At ease. Want a name change?"

DR. BADD
"No, thank you sir."

MAL
"Doctor, have you ever seen this gentleman before ? Met the
Uncle or myself ?"

DR. BADD
"Sir, I am unaware of any such post or avatar - nor would
I be disposed to discuss such an avatar if it did in
fact exist, sir."

UNCLE BUCK
"I thought we'd have a glimpse of a movie while we type.
I hope you brought your speakers with you.
You have a bad hand there, are you wounded ?"

DR. BADD
"A little tetris accident in the arcade, sir."

UNCLE BUCK
"Tetris in the arcade... But you're feeling fit, ready
for posting?"

DR. BADD
"Yes, UB. Very much so sir."

UNCLE BUCK
"Let's see what we have here... American Gangster...,
usually is not bad. Watch some, pass it around.
Save a little time when we'll watch both versions. Doctor,
I don't know how you feel about Transformers, but if you'll
watch it, you never have to prove your courage in any
other way... I'll take a clip here ..."

MAL
"Doctor, you heard of the poster Anthem?"

DR. BADD
"Yes, sir, I've heard the name."

MAL
"White and Nerdy, with the Eureka avatar."

UNCLE BUCK
"Would you play that embedded Youtube clip for the doctor, please.
Listen carefully."

MAL
"This was monitored out of the Feedback Forum. This has been verified
as Anthem's voice."

ANTHEM (on youtube)
"I watched a troll spam along the edge of the Pacers forum. That's my
dream. That's my nightmare. Flaming, spamming, along the edge of the Pacers forum, and not getting banned. "

"We must ignore them. We must ban them. Troll after troll, Spammer after
spammer, board after board, site after site. And they call me an ignorer.
What do you call it when the ignorees accuse
the ignorer? They moderate.. and we have to be merciful
for those who moderate. Those noobs. I ignore them. How I ignore them..."

UNCLEBUCK
"Anthem was one of the most outstanding posters this board
has ever produced. He was a brilliant and outstanding in every way
and he was a good man too. Humanitarian man, man of wit, of humor.
Then, he marked Forums Read. After that his ideas, suggestions have
become unsound... Unsound."

MAL
"Now he's crossed into Feedback forum with his minions, who
worship the man, like a mod, and read every proposed trade no matter how ridiculous."

UNCLE BUCK
"Well, I have some other shocking news to tell you. Anthem was about to be cited for impersonating a mod."

DR. BADD
"I don't follow sir."

MAL
"Anthem had ordered the expulsion of some posters. Men he believed were trolls. So he took matters into his own hands."

UNCLE BUCK
"Well, you see Dr. Badd... In this board, things get confused
out there, trades, signings, the old proboards, and practical
new member introduction. Out there with these posters it must be
a temptation to be a mod. Because there's a conflict in
every human heart between the rational and the irrational,
between good and evil. The good does not always triumph.
Sometimes the dark side overcomes what Jermaniac called
a 'stepped up game life'. Every man has got a
breaking point. You and I have. Anthem has reached his.
And very obviously, he has gone insane."

DR. BADD
"Yes sir, very much so sir. Obviously insane."

MAL
"Your mission is to proceed down the board in your registered account.
Pick up Anthem's trail at the Feedback forum,
follow it, learn what you can along the way. When you find
him, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and
terminate his account."

DR. BADD
"Terminate? Anthem?"

UNCLE BUCK
"He's out there surfing without any decent restraint.
Totally beyond the pale of any acceptable internet conduct.
And he is still in the board, posting his threads."

PECK
"Terminate with extreme ignorance."

MAL
"You understand doctor..., that this operation does
not exist, nor will it ever exist."

Create an ignore list. I know it may seem unneighborly. But you're here to talk about the Pacers, not argue with someone who's just looking for an argument. Most of the regular users on here make use (at least occasionally) of the "Ignore" feature. Just go to "Settings" -> "Edit Ignore List" and add the names.

Re: IGNORE THIS THREAD: THE MOVIE

On DR. BADD's computer...

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"How many posters had I already put on ignore list? There was those six that I know about for sure. Close enough to hear the typing of the their last words. But this time it was a Digester and a Lost fan. That wasn't supposed to make any difference to me, but it did. ****... trying to control a guy on a message board was like Danica Patrick actually trying to fight someone after wrecking in the Indy 500. I took the mission. What the hell else
was I gonna do? But I didn't know what I'd do when I found him."

On another computer...

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"I was being surfed through the board on a desktop computer, one way to connect to the internet, pretty common thing for the Digest. They said it was a good way to gather information without drawing a lot of actual human contact . That was OK, but the only problem was I wouldn't be alone."

LORD HELMET
"Morning doctor."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"The crew was mostly just herbs, posters one step away from getting their face fixed."

DR. BADD
"How old are you ?"

LORD HELMET
"Eighteen."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"The one they called Suaveness, was from Indianapolis.
He was too suave for PD, probably too suave
for Indianapolis. Duke Dynamite was a famous
fanatic from the rocks south of Bedford. You look at him
and you wouldn't believe he ever ignored a thread in his whole
life. Lord Helmet, Mr. Helmet, was from some Richmond ****hole.
Light and space of the Man Train really put the zap on his head.
Then there was Gyron. It might have been my
mission, but it sure as **** was Gyron's computer."
GYRON
"There are about two links where we can draw enough
bandwidth to get into the feedback forum. They're both hot, belong
to the Counters."

DR. BADD
"Don't worry about it."

Dr. Badd offers Gyron a properly resized avatar...

GYRON
"Don't display those. You know, I've posted a couple of times in
here. About six months ago, I quoted a man who was suggesting
some changes to the board. He was a regular poster too.
Heard he shot his tower, right through the motherboard."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"At first, I thought they handed me the wrong profile. I couldn't
believe they wanted this man banned. Third generation Graham Mernatsi,
top of his cl***. About a thousand QFTs. Etc, etc... I'd heard his voice on youtube and it really put a thumbs down
inside me. But I couldn't connect up that voice with this man. Like they
said he had an impressive signature. Maybe too impressive... I mean
perfect. He was being groomed for one of the top distinctions of the
2008 Forum Awards... Sunshine Poster of the Year. In 2007, he returned from the iSpy on the Navbar and things started to slip. The pms to the mods were restricted.

Seems they didn't dig what he had to tell them. During
the next few months he made three requests for transfer to moderator
training in the [Name Reference Removed]. And he was finally accepted.
Training? He was anywhere from his 1 to 99 years old.
Why the **** would he do that?

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"It was the 2008 Rookie of the Year nominees, our human shields for the
link to the feedback forums. But they were supposed to be waiting
for us another 30 pages ahead. Well, those noobs just
couldn't stay put. These guys and/or gals were a new crop
that had cashed in their IP Addresses for screen names, and gone tear-assing
around PD, looking for the ****. They've given the Counters a few
surprises in their time here. What they were quoting now
hadn't even been posted for an hour."

Btowncolt is lurking...

BTOWNCOLT
"Don't look at the web cams, don't look at the web cams...
Go on through... Don't look at the web cams.. Go by just like
you're posting..."

DR. BADD
"Where can I find the R.O.Y?"

SOME USELESS POSTER
"He's over there ."

DR. BADD
"Doctor Badd. I carry priority posts from the Mods.
I understand that Club Rio has briefed you of requirements of my
mission."

KESTER 99
"What mission ? I haven't heard from Club Rio."

DR. BADD
"Sir, your group is supposed to escort us into Feedback forum."

KESTER 99
"Well, we'll see what we can do about that. But stay out
of my way."
Kester 99 walks to a group of logged out Counters...

KESTER 99
"What we have here... , ,, ,. Isn't one
worth a in the whole bunch..."

DUKE DYNAMITE
"Hey doctor, what's that ?"

DR. BADD
"Smilie only responses."

DUKE DYNAMITE
"What?"

DR. BADD
"Smilie only responses. Let's the Counters know what we think without words."

A depressed looking rookie sits in the ground...

KESTER 99
"Cheer up GrangerRanger."

The other posters that no one cares about are being evacuated...

MEGAPHONE
"We are hear to extend a welcome hand for those of you who
wish to return to arms of The Hicks Moderation...
This area is controlled by the Counters..."

Kester 99 walks to a wounded counter...

KESTER 99
"Hey what's this ? What is this ?"

SOLDIER
"This poster is ignored pretty bad, sir. About the only thing that
is holding his posts here, sir, is that quote."

KESTER 99
"What you gotta say ?"

SOME RANDOM EXTRA
"This man is a dirty counter. He wants to be read? He can post at starnews."
KESTER 99
"Get out of here ! Gimme that browser.
Get outta here or I kick your ****ing *** !
Any man brave enough to post that stuff can
be read by me any day."

ANOTHER EXTRA
"Hey kest, I think one of those guys is Duke Dynamite the fanatic of the year."

KESTER 99
"It's an honor to meet you Duke Dynamite. I've admired your fanaticism for
weeks. I like your Mike Dunleavy sig too. I think you have the best Mike Dunleavy sig there is."

DUKE DYNAMITE
"Thank you, sir."

KESTER 99
"You can out that sir crap, I'm Kester99.
These guys with you ?

KESTER 99 introduces DUKE DYNAMITE to some of his men...

KESTER 99
Pianoman, Count55. Pretty solid fans,
none of us aren't anywhere near your class though. We
do a lot of posting here. I like to finish operations early. We click over
to the Indiana Fever forum for evening. Have you been there since you
came here?"

DUKE DYNAMITE
"No way."

Evening, a Pants Party...

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"Kester99 had a pretty good day for himself. They embedded music and video clips and turned the area into a party.
The more they tried to make it just like their homepage, the more they
made everybody miss it."

KESTER 99
"I want my movie reference rare, rare but not old."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"He wasn't a bad poster, I guess. He loved his boys and they
felt safe with him. He was one of those guys that had a
weird signature below him. You just knew he wasn't gonna get
so much as a bad feedback post here."

KESTER 99
"What happened to your mission, doctor? Did Club Rio forget all about you ?"

DR. BADD
"Sir, two links we can get into the forum. Here and here. It's
pretty big page but these are the only two links I'm really
sure of."

KESTER 99
"Well why the hell didn't you tell me that before ? There aren't any
good venting places in this whole,****ty board. It's all ******* sports and entertainment discussion."

PIANOMAN
"It's really hairy in there,sir. That's where we lost jeffg-body
- they counted the hell out of us. That's Counter's point."

DR. BADD
"Sir, we can click there tomorrow at dawn. There's always good off-shore bandwidth in the morning."

GYRON
"We may not be able to get the upload in. The loading time might be too slow.."

KESTER 99
"We'll pick your browser up and put it down like a baby, right
where you want it. This is the 2008 Rookie of the Year nominees, son.
We can take that link and post there as long as I like -- and you can
get anywhere you want in that forum that suits you, young doctor.
Hell, an eight letter link.

You take a browser back to the Colts forum -- Pianoman, take Duke Dynamite with you -- let him pick out a new smart phone, and bring me my Iphone."

KESTER 99
"I've never been used to the smaller phone. I can't get used
to it. Do you prefer smaller or bigger phone?"

DUKE DYNAMITE
"Bigger."

KESTER 99
"Really ? I thought all the young guys like smaller ones."

DUKE DYNAMITE
"You can't get the qwerty keyboard..."

IPACER
"We've got the link spotted."

KESTER 99
"Assume clicking formation."

IPACER
"That's a roger. Ok, we're clicking on."

KESTER 99
"We'll come in high, out of the 'Too many stickys' thread, and about a thread or two out, we'll put on the music... Yeah, I use Saliva -- scares the hell out of the threads! My boys love it !"

DUKE DYNAMITE
"Hey, they're gonna play music."

SUAVENESS
"Why do all you guys click on the Remember Me? box?"

DGR
"So we don't get our passwords blown off."

The browsers arrive at their target...

KESTER 99
"Put on operations, make it loud. Shall we dance?"

Saliva's Click Click Boom starts blasting away from the speakers.

The rookies start clicking ...

LORD HELMET
"Run Counters!"

IPACER
"We've spotted a large number down below. We're going to check
it out."

They destroy a 38...

KESTER 99
"Outstanding team, outstanding. Get you a case of for that."
IPACER
"We're over the sub-forum right now, I think I see a browser minimized,
I'm gonna check it out."

KESTER 99
"Well done, pacers, well done. Click on those unread posts,
click the **** out of them."

IPACER
"Got a thread down the page, with 47 replies attached..."

KESTER 99
"There they are, I'm clicking on myself..."

Opens a thread that's half way down the page...

SOME BROWN NOSING EXTRA
"Nice click Kest."

A gets in KESTER 99's chopper...

KESTER 99
"It's just a , get it out, it's just a . Everybody all right ?
Duke, are you all right ?"

DUKE DYNAMITE
"Fine."

In the feedback forum...

GRANGERRANGER
"I'm not clicking ! I'm not clicking !"

IPACER
"We got smilies down there ..."
A wounded rookie lies on the ground...

DGR
"Get the over here... Gimme some .
Where's that browser?"
KESTER 99
"I want my ignored out there into the Pacers forum in 15
minutes. I want my men out !"

Rcarey throws a 26 into a browser...

KESTER 99
"****ing savages !"
IPACER
"Holy christ, savages... I'm gonna get that Frakin' *****. Put the three
right on his ***...."

KESTER 99
"You wanna web surf poster?"
COUNT55
"Yes, sir."
KESTER 99
"That's good, son. 'Cause you either browse or ignore. That clear ?
Now get going. I cover for you. And bring a mouse for Duke Dynamite.
Duke Dynamite, I bet you can't wait to get in there. See, you can click
both ways. One guy can click right, one left click simultaneous.
What do you think of that ?"

KESTER 99
"If I say it's safe to browse this page, doctor - it's safe to
browse this page. I'm not afraid to browse this page, I'm not
afraid to browse this ****ing page."

KESTER 99 types up a pm...

KESTER 99
"*******, I want those threads clicked!"

KEGBOY
"Roger. Standby."

KESTER 99
"Quote them to starnews, son."
KEGBOY
"They need some consonants and vowels on those threads down there. Can
you put them down there ?"

GRACE
"Roger. We'll suppress some posts off the threads down there."

KEGBOY
"Roger. Give all you got and bring all your browsers back."

GRACE
"Don't worry, we'll have this place ignore listed up and ready
for us in a jiffy, don't you worry."

KEGBOY
"We will post in 30 seconds. Get your people back and
heads down. This is gonna be a big one."

After the letter attack...

KESTER 99
"You see that? Do you see that? Consonants, son. Nothing
else in the world reads like that. I love to read consonants
in the morning. You know, one time we had a thread being posted in, for
twelve hours. When it was all over I scrolled up. We didn't
find one of 'em, not one stinkin' counter post. The letters, you know
the vowel less letters, the whole thread. Read like - Thnks fr th Mmrs.

Re: IGNORE THIS THREAD: THE MOVIE

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"Someday the 'Ignore this thread' thread is gonna end.
That would be just fine with the posters on this mission. They weren't looking for
anything more than a way to their homepage. Trouble is, I've been
back there, and I knew that it just didn't exist anymore.
If that's how Kester fought the counters, I began to wonder
what they really had against Anthem. It wasn't just insanity
and Grammar Nazism. There was enough of that to go around
for everyone."

SUAVENESS
"Yes, sir -- See, I come from Indianapolis -- I was raised to
be a suaviere.. a great suaviere. We specialize in being suave.
Has to be Pacers.com somewhere...
I was supposed to go to freebtown.com, then my physicality came up.
Hell I joined Man Train. Someone told me Man Train had a better female audience.
Posting nude like that -- that did it."

DR. BADD
"Oh yeah, how?

SUAVENESS
"They lined us all up in front of a hundred men --
magnificent meat, beautifully marbled.. Then they started
hooking them up in this big train, all of them -- connected.
I looked in, an' it was turning gay. I couldn't ****ing believe
that one. I went into the Digest after that..."

Dr. Badd hears something...

SUAVENESS
"What is it ? Counters?"

Suddenly Kofi appears from the intranet. Dr. Badd
and Suaveness start surfing back to the board, Suaveness starts posting...
SUAVENESS
"It's a troll, a ****ing troll!

GYRON
"Let's go !"

SUAVENESS
"Never get outta board..."

GYRON
"What happened, how many is it ?"

SUAVENESS
"A ****ing troll, ****ing troll... I don't wanna take this ******* ****
man... I didn't come here for this, I don't ****ing need this. All I wanted
to do is ****ing pose, I just wanted to learn to ****ing pose. Allright, It's
allright, it's gonna be all right... never get outta board... Hi troll, hi
troll..."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"Never get out of the board. Absolutely ******* right. Unless you
were logging out all the way. Anthem got off the board. He split from the whole
****ing member list. How did that happen? What did he see here
after that first post? 1-99 ****ing years old. If he joined the Mods,
there was no way you'd ever get above Shade. Anthem knew
what he was giving up. The more I read and began to
understand, the more I admired him. His family and
friends couldn't understand it, and they couldn't talk him
out of it. He had to apply three times and he had to put
up with a ton of ****, but when he threatened to go to the Star board,
they gave it to him. The next youngest guy in his class was
half his age. They must have thought he was some
far-out old man humping it over that board. I did it when
I was 19 and it damn near wasted me. A tough
mother****er. He finished. He could have gone for Peck,
but he went for himself instead."

SUAVENESS (writes a letter)
"Dear Stacy Paetz. This day was really a new one. I almost got
harassed alive by a ****ing troll. Really un****ingbelieveable,
you know. We are taking this guy, Doctor Badd, through the board.
he hasn't told us yet where we're taking him ..."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"On special assignment, Anthem staged operation Graham Mernatsi with combined local
posters. Fixed many grammatical errors. He received no official
clearence. He just thought it up and did it. What balls.
They were gonna nail his *** to the floorboards for that
but after the other members got hold of it they promoted him to full
colonel instead. Oh man, the bull**** piled up so fast in
Pacers Digest, you needed wings to stay above it."

The browser approaches a stickied thread in the feedback forum...

LORD HELMET
"This sure is a bizarre sight in middle of this
****. Are they expecting us this time ?"

DR. BADD
"Damn if I know."

----

LORD HELMET
"Suggestion Box. You ever been up here Suaveness ? Yo man,
check out these posts, man. A Btown variety hour, that's a
good one.

This must be the guy...
Three drums of bandwidth..."

ROBERTMTO
"Come on move, we don't have time, one hour that's all..
Whaddya want ?"

SUAVENESS
"Can I get a Veggie Pizza with it ?"

ROBERTMTO
"Yeah, I'll get you a Veggie Pizza. Destination ?"

LORD HELMET
"I don't have a destination."

DR. BADD
"Robertmto, these guys are with me. Destination is classified.
I carry priority orders from The Mods..."

ROBERTMTO
"You got it. Hey doctor, I'm really sorry for tonight.
It's really bad over here. Just take this over there
and you got it. Hey listen, would you
guys like some seats, press-box seats, for the show ? You
want those ? Pacemates.
Hey doctor, on the house, no hard feelings ?"

A new tab with pacer markings opens...

WHOEVER THE PACEMATE MANAGER IS
"How you doing out there ? Hello to all you who post so *******
hard for the Pacers. Hello all you sunshiners out
there, and the darksiders, and even the bandwagoners. I wanna let you know we're proud of you, we know how tough and hard it'´s been. And to prove
it we're gonna give you entertainment we know you´re gonna like.
Miss Melanie, Miss Kate; Miss Aminda, Miss Jarin;
and the Official Hottest Pacemate, Miss Tessa."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"Counters didn't get much time off. He was logged in too deep or
counting too fast. His idea of great R&R was a number and
a sentence or two after it. He had only two ways home: banishment,
or infinity."

-------DR. BADD (v.o.)
"No wonder Anthem put a weed up a moderator's ***.
The board was being run by a bunch of four-star clowns
who were going to end up giving the whole place away."

SUAVENESS
"Can you believe that ? Have to come over here to
find her ?"

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"Late summer-autumn 2007: Anthem's posts are coming under frequent
counting. The thread started falling apart...November: Anthem orders
the banishment of three Counters and one
Troll. Counter activity in his old thread dropped
off to nothing. Guess he must have banned the right
four posters. The mods tried one last time to bring him back
into the fold. And if he pulled over, it all would have been forgotten.
But he kept going, and he kept posting his way, and they called
me in. They lost him. He was gone. Nothing but rumors and
rambling posts, mostly from captured Counters. The Counters knew
his name by now, and they were scared of him. He and his men
were playing hit and run all the way into the 'Ignore this Thread' thread."

GYRON
"That's the 'Ignore this Thread' thread."
DR. BADD
"That's classified. We're not supposed to be in the 'Ignore this Thread' thread
but that's where I'm going. You just get me close to that thread and I'll cut you and the crew loose."

GYRON
"All right, doctor."

Dr. Badd reads a letter Anthem has sent to his child :
"Dear ?,
I'm afraid that both you and your mother would have been
worried for not hearing from me these past weeks. But my
situation here has become a difficult one. I've been officially
accused of impersonation by the mods. The alleged victims were four two-faced posters.
We spent months uncovering and accumulating evidence. When absolute proof was completed,
we acted, we acted like responsible members. The charges are unjustified.
They are in fact, under the circumstances of this board
quite completely insane. On a message board, there are many moments for
compassion and tender action. There are many moments for
ruthless action, for what is often called ruthless. But many
and many circumstances, the only clarity; seeing clearly
what there is to be done and doing it directly, quickly, awake... ,
looking at it.
I would trust you to tell your mother what you choose about
this letter. As for the charges, I'm unconcerned. I'm beyond
their lying morality. And so I'´m beyond caring.

You have all my faith.

Your loving father."

Suaveness and Lord Helmet are fighting...

GYRON
"Suaveness, knock it off. Give it a break. What do you think I
said ? And give your keyboard a rest. This ain't the Star,
you are a digester. Get that anime looking **** off your avatar
and stop eating veggie pizza, you hear me.
Duke Dynamite, what's with all the Reds stuff ?"

DUKE DYNAMITE
"Camouflage."

GYRON
"How's that ?

DUKE DYNAMITE
"So they can't see me, they're everywhere Gyron."

GYRON
"Aha... I want you to stay awake there, man. You got a thread
to post.

GYRON
"Take it easy. Slow down and take it easy. Is
he still typing Suaveness ?"

----GYRON
"Bring him here."
DR. BADD
"What are you talking about ?"

GYRON
"We're taking him to some frendlies, doctor.
He's trying to sign out, he's not logged out yet."

DR. BADD
"Get off there Suaveness."

Dr. Badd deactivates Bellisimo's account...

SUAVENESS
"**** it."

DR. BADD
"I told you not to stop. Now let's go."

DR. BADD (v.o.)
" It was the way we had over here of living with ourselves.
We'd put them on the ignore list, and then give them a QFT.
It was a lie, and the more I saw of them, the more
I hated lies. Those boys were never going to read my posts
the same way again. But I felt I knew one or two things
about Anthem that weren't in his profile."

Re: IGNORE THIS THREAD: THE MOVIE

DR. BADD (v.o.)
"Someday the 'Ignore this thread' thread is gonna end.
That would be just fine with the posters on this mission. They weren't looking for
anything more than a way to their homepage. Trouble is, I've been
back there, and I knew that it just didn't exist anymore.
If that's how Kester fought the counters, I began to wonder
what they really had against Anthem. It wasn't just insanity
and Grammar Nazism. There was enough of that to go around
for everyone."

Beautiful. . . . . Can I make an early nomination for thread of the year?