TOP TEN LIST OF OUR LEAST FAVORITE THINGS

1) Getting bathed
2) Having to wear a leash
3) Little yappy dogs
4) Getting shots (& other indignities) at the vets
5) Being separated from the pack
6) Having to wait til Christmas to open presents
7) Not being allowed to sniff visitors
8) Toys with no squeakers
9) The word "no" (BTW, what does that mean?)
10) The Animal Control Officer