Things have obviously been a little crazy around here this week, what with all of the Gloria Allreds of the Interwebs putting a bounty on Vince’s testicles. That’s why I thought a great way to turn the page and start fresh would be to offer up a little peace treaty to all you intelligent, classy broads out there. In fact, even as our beloved Chodin has been away on assignment on Fire Island, he still found time to whisper in my ear from behind that we should give the ladies some eye candy to show that FilmDrunk isn’t a sexist haven for the web’s derelicts.
With that said, there’s no better way to say, “I respect females” than by giving them a gallery of the upcoming summer’s hottest movie bulges. An action hero isn’t an action hero if he doesn’t have a divine codpiece or some sort of crotchal decoration that screams, “This crotch belongs to a mother f*cking star!” And this summer is full of decorated crotches, so we hope that you ladies – and movie codpiece enthusiast men – enjoy this little trivia challenge that we’ve put together for you.
See if you can score 100 and become a Divine FilmDrunk Crotch Hound…

I’ll tell you what I’m thankful for . . . the term “codpiece enthusiast.” Now I know how to explain away all those weird pics my wife found on the computer, even though I had them stashed in a hidden file titled “NOT Crotch Shots of Dudes.”

05.05.11 at 1:23 pm

Dingus

Thanks… !

05.05.11 at 1:32 pm

Patty Boots

Hooray, equality!

05.05.11 at 2:32 pm

Moose

#15 is Lady Gaga. And no, that’s not a codpiece.

05.05.11 at 3:01 pm

The Luchador

Check out the tow cable on Mater! Dad gum!

05.06.11 at 12:24 am

psylocke112

Needs more crotchbell.

05.06.11 at 9:22 am

mhay5787

Your’e missing Vin Diesel’s cod piece he wears in every fast five movie