Snowden Job

In comments reported by Russian news agencies during a meeting with students, Putin noted that Snowden flew to Moscow on June 23 “without invitation,” intending only to transit to another country.

But Putin says the United States intimidated other countries against accepting Snowden, effectively blocking him from flying further.

“Such a present to us. Merry Christmas,” he was quoted as telling the students on the Gulf of Finland island of Gogland.

Meh. If Putin were really that concerned, he’d find a way to off Snowden (Russia does have its own equivalent of the Hellfire) and pin it on Obama. By complaining on the news like he has, Putin gets to continue rubbing Obama’s nose in his own mess — and remind the world who’s really in control.

You know, living in the airport has got to be taking a toll on Snowden's health. He might come down with a terminal case of polonium poisoning. Er, I meant food poisoning and strangely the only such case.

Oh man, Emperor Palputin painting himself as some hapless host. This low-maintenance petty criminal is imposing on his charity, and he simply can't act because his good nature and respect for intergalactic law restrains him!