“Good afternoon, I’m Anthony Weiner,” Jimmy announced on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. “First off, I want to make it clear that I’ve made some terrible mistakes, that I’ve hurt those who I care about most. So, I’d like to take this time to apologize to my family, my constituents and most importantly, my staff.”

Cue the sexual jokes!

“As you know, I have a huge staff. It’s one of the biggest in all of New York,” Jimmy (Anthony) continued. “It’s hard to handle a staff that big, but I do it every day. I love my staff.”

“Now, obviously the events of the past week have put a huge strain on my staff,” he added. “If I’ve rubbed my staff the wrong way, I’m sorry. For the past couple days I’ve been jerking my staff around and as a result, I’ve got a huge mess in my hands.”