http://joerogan.net/http://www.bertbertbert.com {Machine T-Shirts}Bert "The Machine" Kreischer shares several stories from his beastmode days: Taking a black-out drunk piss on an ex-girlfriend's dining room table and poppin' pills with Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass crew.

In 1997, Bert was featured in Rolling Stone as the "top partier" at Florida State University, the "top party school in the US", while he was in his sixth year of college. The Rolling Stone article was the inspiration for the 2002 movie Van Wilder.