Time Machines would be awesome. I mean obviously. But once we all got over the normal shit like going back to kiss that girl we pussed out on or going back to kick it with dinosaurs (or whatever); it would be awesome to go back in time and trip people the fuck out with all the shit we knew from the future. Like going back and showing everyone in 1988 this video.

The timelines for the lives and careers of the three men in this video are ridiculous. Literally, deserving of ridicule. And high fives.