At the dawn of human civilization, things were a lot simpler. Everyone communicated by vomiting pictures at each other and beating puppies to death was what you did for fun. What, you think I’m kidding?

Not kidding at all! Of course, things weren’t all sunshine and puppy corpses, though.

Having only one obvious female human in existence in the entire area has obvious raised tensions quite a bit. How do you handle something like that? I think you know the answer as well as I do.

If you guess ‘violently murder the other tribe’, you are one hundred percent correct! Have a cookie made from a dead puppy. I am objectively a worse human being than I was previously for writing all of this. I think I need to go reflect on my life choices yet again.

Just a 20-something who happens to make videos of games that you may or may not have heard of before with (ideally) amusing or informational commentary. I specialize in retro, or occasionally independent games, and some might say I even have a little bit of talent with them, but I am, in fact, only average to terrible at them.