First tip: don’t lick your lips. As they dry, the saliva dries them out even more. You may think you’re doing your face a favor, but trust us. Refrain.

Second tip: Get some Aveda Lip Saver for Men the next time you stop by HairM. They’ve got you covered with all the masculine products you need, so you never have to ask for something “glossy,” “shiny,” or, beer-forbid, “glittery” again.