Do NOT ride in this bike lane, you WILL get hurt, and possibly killed.

Please stop blaming the cars opening their doors, the fault is with the city. They say they want to increase biking, but it is really just a sneaky plot to kill them. (I’m kidding, I think they are doing it out of ignorance, this is why people who don’t ride bikes should never be allowed to design a bike lane).

And I bet a cyclist riding in the middle of the adjacent vehicle lane (thats where you can find me) would get yelled at for not knowing his place.