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Both extremely great options. Which to choose. If I "accidentally" wake him up, I can fake that he woke me up, grumble that I'm thirsty for tea, and the pitty card might get me some tea without leaving my warm spot.

Mission unsuccessful. Never got to deploy tactics discussed. Subject woke on his own due to phlegmage in the back of the throat. Please burn thread to protect the identities of individuals involved with Operation Sleeping Baldy.