'If a traveller were informed that such a man was the leader of the House of Commons, he might begin to comprehend how the Egyptians worshipped an ant.'  Benjamin Disraeli

He's the sort of politician who shakes your hand before an election and your confidence afterwards.

On Stanley Baldwin:

'He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened. '  Sir Winston Churchill

His problem is that he's always trying to save both faces.

'The closest thing to a Tory in disguise is a Whig in power.'  Benjamin Disraeli

When they ask you to vote for them and for good government they're expecting you to have two votes.

On Gerald Ford:

'Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.'  Lyndon Johnson

Like the earth they'll be flattened at the polls.

Commenting on a bill presented to Parliament by the post-war Labour government, Sir Winston Churchill noted the apparent influence of the Labour minister, Herbert Morrison, and referred to him in his comment:

'Here I see the hand of the master craftsman, the Lord President.'

The Rt. Honourable gentleman has promoted me,' said Morrison.

'Craft is common to both skill and deceit,' said Churchill.

They encourage contributions from the rich and votes V from the poor under the pretence that they're protecting them from each other.