Beth Ostrosky Stern — Celeb Crush

Not only has the crazy-haired radio legend made an incredibly successful career for himself on air; this smart, talented bombshell is also his wife.

Beth was born in Pittsburgh, PA in 1972 and raised in a devout Catholic household. Throughout high school she worked as a model, and moved to NY to pursue it as a career. Shortly after the move, she began receiving bit parts in movies and TV shows.

In 1996 she got her first big break in Ben Stiller's 'Flirting With Disaster.' She's also been on the G4 show 'Filter,' and Spike TV's 'Casino Cinema.' Seems like she's popular with us dudes; can't imagine why.

Beth has her own line of calendars -- which makes us want to buy our very first calendar -- and has appeared on the cover of FHM three times and has been on every list ever that has the word 'Hot' in it. Websters is currently in talks to add her name to the 2014 dictionary, under the word "perfect." Have we made ourselves clear? Here are some pictures of her with animals, just in case: