Leonardo DiCaprio has a new supermodel girlfriend. He goes through them really fast. Some people say his inability to maintain a relationship with women means he has issues making emotional connections with others. Some people have even speculated that this constant public display of model girlfriends is a cover for the fact the Leonardo DiCaprio is actually gay. I choose to go with the most obvious explanation — he is trying bang the shit out of as many super hot women as possible. You know, like you and I would if we were handed the magic pussy scepter.

Here’s Toni Garrn. She models for Calvin Klein, who is not currently banging any hot women.