L: Did you get the clothes?
A: Not yet, all I see is soup.
L: Go to the next isle.
A: There’s more soup.
L: what do you mean there's more soup?
A: There's more soup
L: what store are you at?!
A: Soup!
L: What...

What is Overcooked? Overcooked is a multiplayer game that works on your teamwork, or skills if played in single player. There is a campaign in the game where your goal is to become a better chef, due to you not being ab...

Q: What do you call an elf who has won the lottery?
A: Welfy!
Q: What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A: Rude-olph!
Q: What do you call a broke Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less!
Q: What do you call it when Santa claps...

Don’t get a job at the calendar factory; you have to do the weekends as well.
My thesaurus just got stolen! I can’t find the words to describe how I’m feeling!
I wrote a song about tortilla. Well, i...

Q: Why didn’t the giant rooster cross the road?
A: He was a big chicken.
Q: What happens when a cow tries to jump over a fence?
A: Udder destruction.
Q: Why did the song do good on the test?
A: He h...