Nightsweat:You're so cute when you're jealous. Go have a "slice" of grease on cardboard and enjoy.

I didn't see "New York vs. Chicago pizza war" coming in this thread.

Since only one of cities actually serves pizza and not a pile of saucy/cheesy garbage in a doughy bowl, we'll move on to the gator, and say hi to this fella who lives on the golf course where my parents live in South Carolina.

"Duffy said Emergency Service Unit cops used a long pole and a noose to corral the creature into a cage. Its mouth was wrapped in black electrical tape before it was carted off to the nearest precinct." (new window)

Down here in FL one that small you just grab behind the head.

After that do you apologize to your wife and quietly sob yourself to sleep?