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Saturday, May 28, 2016

Python Tries to Eat Thai Man's Penis as He Squats to Shit..

BBC World News: A Thai man is recovering in hospital after a 3m (10ft) python emerged
from a squat toilet and sank its teeth into his penis. Attaporn Boonmakchuay
said the python was "yanking very hard" as he and his wife tried to
wrestle it off. Doctors said Mr Attaporn, who lost a lot of blood in the ordeal,
was making a good recovery. Workers dismantled the toilet and extracted the
python which had slithered through domestic plumbing. It was released back into
the wild.

The incident happened as Mr Attaporn, 38, went to the toilet at his
home in Chachoengsao province, east of Bangkok, before leaving for work on
Wednesday. As he used the toilet he said he suddenly felt a sharp pain. "I
felt as though my penis had been severed. The snake was yanking very
hard," he said, according to the Bangkok Post.

Commentary:
This story will give any man nightmares! I’m never taking a shit in a Thai
toilet again!