Several women who work at the
local hotel, enjoy playing
cards. Their schedules are set so that each one has a different day off
to go play her favorite game. Since each one enjoys a different game it
was easily done. Can you tell who does which job and what game they
play
on which day?

1. Harts is played on Monday;
the manager does not play
bridge; and Miss. Jones does not have Tuesdays off.

2. Ms. Black has Wednesday off
and is not the crasher
or the operator.

3. Mrs. Smith is not the crasher
who plays poker.

4. The woman who has Tuesdays
off and plays rummy but
is not the maid, named Mrs. White.

5. Miss. Jones is the desk clerk
and does not have Thursdays
off; Ms. Jackson also does not have Thursdays off.

A school district was awarded a
large grant for new computers,
and software for their computer lab. With the money they bought 30 new
computers and several different pieces of software. They were very
proud
of the new lab. The teacher was so excited about all the new equipment
that he couldn't wait for the District's computer tech to set them up.
So he and another teacher spent the whole week end setting up the lab.
The school district's computer tech shows up the following Monday
morning.
The instructor tells him that they were to excited to wait, and that
everything
is working great, expect for one small problem. That 7 of the first 18
computers, would not boot.

The tech walks straight to
number 18, and starts to check
out the problem.

Mrs. Stone the art teacher steps
out of the room for a
minute. Upon returning she discovers that the red paint has been
spilled
all over the floor. Four of the children have red paint on them. When
the
she asks who spilled the paint, they each tell her:

An employee at the new super
sized pet shop that was fixing
to open, is told to stock the fish that just came in.The boss tells her
that she must have the same about of fish in each tank, and that these
fish live better in odd numbers. So she takes her net and starts
placing
the fish in the tanks. First, she placed 3 fish in each tank, but she
had
2 left over. So she started shuffling the fish until she got it right.
When she had 5 per tank there were 4 left over. With 7 per tank, there
were 6 left over. With 9 per tank, there were 8 left over. Finally she
placed 11 per tank and all was well.