True story: A customer once came in and in the course of converstation told me about some guy at Business Ins Co. she didn't like because he was a little "pipsqueek blonde with glasses". They apparently disagreed with some policy issue.The pipsqueek happened to be Mr Chick.

she HAD to leave because whatever she did at Dr. Brain's office was soooo bad, that as soon as you had a chat with him about her, you would never see her again. It is all perfectly logical. Not about you; it's about her.

Welcome to my whining!

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