"Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind."
-- George Orwell, Politics and the English Language

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Sunday, March 15, 2009

Your Liberal Media

Some might be pissed by John King's craven water-carrying for a universally loathed, thoroughly discredited ex-veep here, but I think it's a wonderful trick how King is able to enunciate his calumny so clearly with Cheney's cock wedged so deeply in his throat. Didn't realize that being able to suck a dick and eat a hero sandwich at the same time was such an integral part of the skill set.

Good also to know that King reads a short-bus rag like Human Events. It's like reading an alternate version of Highlights, where Goofus has murdered Gallant, moved into his house and started banging his mom. It is as mercifully fact-free and conjecture-full as any ideologue could hope for. So at least we know where King stands now. I mean fuck, dude, why not bring up a sandwich board from a sidewalk lunatic next time, and validate that?