A Twist of JP Lime: A Basketball Christmas Poem- Odd Days of Oddmass Edition!

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Oddball Magazine is proud to welcome our friends at JP Lime Productions and introduce the hard hitting and well crafted talents of the JP Lime crew. We hope that bringing JP Lime to our readers and fan base will not only enlighten and entertain but also inform on the latest hip hop entertainment news.

Expect JP Lime to share with Oddball readers more track lyrics, as many of their songs tend to be rooted in poetry. This week’s Twist of Lime is a holiday poem by Scholar for all those hoop stars out there.

The NBA on Christmas day, the greatest gift of all…
What better than old Santa’s cheer followed by basketball…
With gifts exchanged and bellies stuffed and the kids off to play…
My schedule’s been cleared out for the remainder of the day…
‘Cause the last few weeks of shopping madness, one mall to another…
A gift for her, for him, for you, for those two, and for mother…
Has got me spent both physically and financially too…
And these games don’t a cost a dime so thus inclined I am to view…
Plus what better way to pass the time and from the holidays unwind…
Than watching All-Stars bring their best and put each other to the test…
An alley oop, a steal, a block!
A nasty dunk, a crucial stop!
The grizzled vet dives for loose balls…
The coach draws up the play…
The rookie makes the extra pass…
The legend saves the day…
And now you’re all worked up, adrenaline still pumping hard…
Knowing damn well there’s no letdown, that was just the undercard…
A full day’s worth of rivalries and match-ups that excite…
Are the icing on the cake of a season that’s so bright…
Because the basketball fanatic’s favorite holiday tradition…
Is no doubt a full day of the NBA on television!