Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcaster! C and S are back and things are happeninggggg! Will Serena and Dripp enjoy their tryst in Upstate New York, or get interrupted by Maurine? And will they make it out alive? Basshole is sad about his dead Dad, but will Blair be able to tell him to get over it and face the music? Also, does Blair care about gentrification? Dan is in his feels about Vanessa, but does she care? And why is Nate helping him? Maybe because he's not over Serena? Is Rufus a "kept man husband also C's goals? And Jenny and Eric are still fighting, I guess. About what? Who knows anymore, but we'll never tell...

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