“Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.” ~Rick Riordan

Let me start off by saying that I hate love Arden. Damn Thank you, Arden. Thank you so much for giving me the ABC Award! According to my stats page, I don’t deserve this award, which leads me to believe that you really just want to watch me shifting and writhing uncomfortably in my chair all day as I try to respond to my nomination. Yep. That sounds about right.

Here are the rules to this award:

1. Add the ABC Award to your new post.

2. A-B-C about yourself using one word or phrase. (No, you cannot leave out ‘Q’ or ‘X’)

3. Nominate however many blogs you’d like to receive this award.

4. Let the recipients you’ve chosen know via a link in their comments section of their blogs.

I wholeheartedly do not accept this “nomination” and plague, virus or pyramid scheme you South Carolinaians are passing onto me. I was trying to nominate you Alicia, and now my bitter plans have been foiled. I would like to nominate Don as he is laughing at me. And I will not go through all the protocol to pass it to him!

I will pathetically accept your nomination, but I won’t post anything on my blog letting anyone know it. I will also not obey the bitter rules that you and your ABC mafia have tried to impose upon me. I would rather die.