Quotes from It's a Wonderful Night

Cory and Shawn plan to watch an R-rated movie, but their plan is put in jeopardy when the babysitter doesn't show up and Mr. Feeny steps in. Meanwhile, Eric lies about failing his driving test and decides to take his dad's car for a drive anyway.

Eric: Our babysitter cancelled.Mr. Feeny: Judy Horne?Eric: Yeah, some kind of a skin crisis.Mr. Feeny: I don't even want to think about what a crisis for her would be. Her whole head would have to pop.