Archive for January, 2012

780 Boxes of Nitrous illustrating the fact that no matter how many boxes of nitrous you have, you will always want one more box. Letters are two boxes tall and each box contains 10 bulbs – all of them empty, of course. My previous stance on substances was that, as long as one uses them […]

“I’d like to call my kid Ladies and Gentlemen: “This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen.” Then, when he gets out of hand, I get to go, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please!”” – Louis CK “I was licking jelly off my boyfriend’s penis, then all of a sudden I started thinking, “oh, my God, I’m turning […]