Thank you your application for Playoff GDT Regional Manager. You have won this "position"? I have been appointed your "Let Us Go Pens" assistant to the regional manager. Thus far, the following "posters" have indicated a desire to participate.

"Shaddynutz05" - This gentelman's "user" "name" is profane in and of itself. I suggesting barring him from viewing Penguins matches.RoccoFreeCandy44 - This person demands certain games. Please advise.Beveridge. This "poster" appears to be a likeable chap.Slappybrown - I like him.Crankshaft - This is you (you are this poster on the Let Us Go Pens internet messaging bulletin board).

What's this "not the most talented" ****? No matter how many games I win I still get disrespected. Guess I have to take Game 1 then. I intend to disappoint all the sick people who enjoy it when I lose games like I've been doing for years.