On the ground floor is a recording room with a ton of audio gear, a wall of guitars and racks of outlandish garments spouting sequins, fringe and feathers. “Those are Ben’s,” Ryan Lewis notes. There is a kitschy velvet painting of a bald eagle, an oil painting of Drake dancing and a transfixing rendition of a naked Justin Bieber with maple syrup pouring down his chest onto a pancake balanced on his boner. “Ben [Haggerty aka Macklemore] spent a lot of time buying weird stuff on Etsy,” Lewis says.

Now we think of Mack as the guy who has a painting of Justin Bieber with a pancake penis.

Worse, the painting in question has been tracked down. It comes from Etsy user Dan Lacey, it cost ten bucks to own, and it can’t be unseen.