Meanwhile, my phone buzzed on Monday morning with a text from the European entrepreneur: "i will be at [Beijing beer garden] this evening for the 7: 30 match if you fancy watching the koreans avenge the defeat of 66 then come along!"

I admit I am not korean (koreans them selves said you should know korea well to appreciate that film) but to me it was a bunch of separately filmed episodes switching between comedy and crappy horror that alltogether did not make any sense.