This 'lobster Santa' ornament guarantees a not-so-merry Christmas

Don't put this Santa Claus ornament made from a lobster's shell on your table this Christmas — unless you want to put your adult relatives off their food and terrify the younger ones, that is.

Discovered on reddit, where a clever commenter nicknamed it "Sandy Claws," the ornament apparently comes from (where else?) Japan. "Could you imagine being reincarnated as a lobster and they did that to your dead body?" lamented Meister22, while AerynnMarie declared it "almost as creepy as real Santa." [Source]