What Makes The U.S. Great

I’m not going to pontificate on freedom of speech or the lives lost to give me the freedom to post what I’m about to share. Thank any power not of this earth that I have the freedom. And that my dog has the freedom also.

I present:

Former Congressman Chuckles
v.
The President of the United States, George W. Bush

We at the Blurbodoocery decided that since the Former Congressman is not formally running for president and thus will not be allowed to participate in the mockery called the Presidential Debate, we would stage our own independence day debate.