While writing the story about Mayweather and searching for his mugshot I came to realize two things. One, Floyd Mayweather is a real grade A scumbag. Two, there is a large number of celebrities with pimp ass mugshots for whatever reason they were arrested for. Here’s a small collage of some of the best. I’m actually thinking of making this into a poster and hanging it on my wall. Enjoy.

PS. if you have better ideas for a caption for the pictures leave them in the comments below. I’ll update them with the best ones. Thanks.

stuuuupid fuck.

Yes, I like hookers. U-G-L-Y hookers.

Excellent! I am the Wyldest Stallyn!

Stand back, its the reincarnation of Hitler.

This is what happens when you leave kids “Home Alone” womp womp

I’m not sure who this lady is, but she sure looks surprised.

In the crazy streets of Denver…Mello finally has street cred..in Denver..

sup bitches, I’ll be back.

Damn woman! Next time put on make up before you get arrested!

This officially makes Vince Vaughn one of my heroes

ugh ugh ugh

This will definitely help me sell more albums. Sweet!

I guess Smokey is a smokey in real life

Never take a white women to your room, especially if its in UTAH!

years later Barney was arrested for prostitution with hopes of going back to prison where his tail was much appreciated.

I heard if you look tough you get extra slop in the chow line, will this do?

Wild Thing! I think i love you!

I don’t fucking care. I’m fucking Mike Tyson. I eat small children.

God, he is really black.

Drug problem? Me?

Im 4’11″…I am so screwed.

I DON’T feel good.

Take a wild guess what got him here..

I didn’t know Flava Flav did any jail time, huh..

Not sure what I did, but I bet it involves beer and smashing faces.

If your fried said jump of a cliff would you do it? Yes..

Its hard for a pimp. I don’t care Terrence Howard is still a pimp.

This must be what happens in between seasons of 24

ahhh yeahh! its time for some carpet munching!

Holy fuck..where am I?

Thinking, I have to look mean..gotta look mean..songwriters get raped in prison

Let’s say you’re the teenage daughter of a famous actor, and you want to be a star in your own right. You could do things the traditional way: audition for roles and pay your dues in bit parts. You could go the nepotism route and work your family’s connections. You could even name-drop your way onto a reality show. But if all those options take too long, you could go to extremes — releasing your own sex tape. And that’s exactly what Laurence Fishburne‘s daughter, 19-year-old Montana Fishburne, has done.

The younger of Laurence Fishburne’s two children from his first marriage (he also has a toddler with current wife Gina Torres), Montana is starring in a new pornographic film. The beautiful teen says she hopes to use porn as a shortcut to fame… like a certain reality-show star. “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape,”Fishburne tells the press.

As for her dad, he hasn’t commented publicly, but his daughter — whose name in the film’s credits is “Chippy D” — tells TMZ, “[My dad] is very upset. I heard that he’s mad at me but I haven’t spoken to him yet. I feel pretty confident that I can work things out with him.” She also insists, “I think he wants to support me in everything I do, and though he sees this now as a negative, I believe in time he will view it as a positive.” Seems optimistic, and only time will tell!

I hope this move makes it to the Philippines. Its already been out for some time. But even worse then not even watching in a theater is watching in a theater to find out they censored it. Here’s a big FUCK to that.

I just finished watching the Last Airbender with my mom. Yes, I watched with her hoping that maybe the mom and son tandem would make me 3 years old again. I was hoping that it would bring me back to a time where loud sounds and bright lights were all I needed to be entertained. Unfortunately for me that didn’t happen. I was forced to sit through the worst movie I have watched this year. Bad acting, bad directing, bad script, bad…just all bad. Unless of course you are a 3 year old or the parent and happy your kids are busy rather than running around sticking fingers in light sockets (which for me is real entertainment). Nope, the most entertaining part of my evening was trying to guess how yellow my shirt was from all the popcorn I spilt or wondering who’s pissed at me for snoring too loud. I wish I had 2 more arms so I can give the Last Airbender 4 thumbs down.

On the brighter side, I did find my costume for Halloween next year. See after the jump. (more…)