C
I sell a line of plastics
FC
And I travel on the road
FEm
And I have a case of samples
FG
Which believe me is a load
C
Every night a strange cafe
FC
A strange hotel and then
FEm
Early in the morning
FGC
I am on the road again
Dm
When the season's over
Em
And my lonesome journey ends
DmEm
That's the only time I see
DmG
My family and my friends
C
I drive up Ocean Parkway
FC
And before I stop the car
FEm
My ma leans out the window
FGC
And she hollers, "Here we are!"
C
Shake hands with your Uncle Max, mein boy
FC
And here is your sister Shirl
FEm
And here is your cousin Isabel
DmG
That's Irving's oldest girl
C
And do you remember the Tishman twins
FC
Gerald and Jerome
FC
We all came out to greet you
FGC
And to wish you welcome home
Meet...
F
Merowitz, Berowitz, Handelman, Schandelman
BbC
Sperber and Gerber and Steiner and Stone
F
Boskowitz, Lubowitz, Aaronson, Baronson,
BbF
Kleinman and Feinman and Friedman and Cohn
Gb
Smallowitz, Wallowitz, Teitelbaum, Mandelbaum
BDb
Levin, Levinsky, Levine and Levi
Gb
Brumburger, Schlumburger, Minkus and Pinkus
BGb
And Stein with an "e-i" and Styne with a "y"
AbDb
Shake hands with your Uncle Sol mein boy
GbDb
And here is your brother Sid
GbFm
And here is your cousin Yetta
EbmAb
Who expects another kid
Db
Whenever you're on the road mein boy
GbDb
Wherever you may roam
GbFm
We'll all be here when you come back
GbAbDb
To wish you welcome home
Note: personally, I prefer to go up a full step, not a half step,
at the "Smallowitz" key change; it makes it easier to play.
For that version, the chords for the final three stanzas are:
G / C / D / G / C / GA / D / G / D / G / Gbm / Em / AD / G / D / G / Gbm / G / A / D