About a month ago I got a facebook message from some random guy I went to high school with. He was the high school QB (OMG GUYZ!) I never clicked on it so it would show that I had read it. I figured, "Never talked to him in high school, why the f*ck should I bother now?"

Well last night I was getting back to a few people and figured I'd send a message back just saying what I've been up to since that's what he asked.

He messaged back like 15 hours later and said something like, "I'd be up to hang out, but I lost your number."

Like I ever gave him my phone number, let alone would want to hang out with him.