Depleted Grimacite gravy boat

Since this gravy boat is made of Grimacite, which you suspect to be radioactive no matter how much the penguins assure you it's completely depleted and therefore harmless, you wouldn't want to actually put any gravy in it. This saves you from having to make any gravy to put in it, so you have more time to do other things instead.

Recipe

Notes

For a few minutes after the plans for this appeared, the last line in the description read "Regardless, its weight and extreme blackness make for a fairly intimidating sidearm." and had no extra adventures.

The values of X and Y vary depending on the phase of Grimace. Calculate the number of dark segments of Grimace as indicated here. Y will be equal to this value, and X will be 5 times it.