One Big ‘Happy’ Family

Okay, so apparently Fox News doesn’t have a total monopoly on idiotic anchors. Global warming causing close approach by an asteroid? She’s lucky Billy Nye was in another studio or he might have used his eye-lasers right then and there.

An apparent hack of the Emergency Broadcast System had one Montana TV station broadcasting an alert about dead bodies rising from their graves and attacking the living. All we ever get around here are tornado warnings.

And in further cognitive dissonance news, retired Senator Ron Paul is suing his former supporters and petitioning the U.N.’s WIPO to give him control of the RonPaul.com and RonPaul.org domains. I wonder if the shock troops will storm the hosting company in black helicopters?