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ABOUT THIS ALBUM

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Here we are again, crammed into a sweaty tube carriage. And today's Wednesday - only two more days before you can binge drink yourself into a state of denial about the mediocrity of you life. Oh, for Goodness sake, if you're female, smile at the bloke next to you and make his day. He probably hasn't had sex for months

Mind the gap, mind the gap

Passengers are reminded that a smile is actually a friendship signal, not a sign of weakness

Mind the gap, mind the gap

Do not drop litter on the train. Please use the tramps provided

Mind the gap, mind the gapMind the gap, mind the gap

Residents of London are reminded that there are other places in Britain outside your stinking shithole of a city, and if you removed your heads from your arses for just a couple of minutes, you may realise that the M25 is not the edge of the earth

Mind the gap, mind the gapMind the gap, mind the gapMind the gap, mind the gap

Would the passenger in the pinstripe suit and £1000 glasses who obviously works in the media, please take one step forward on to the track as the train arrives

Mind the gap, mind the gap, mind the gap

We'd like to remind our American tourist friends that you are almost certainly talking too loud

Mind the gap, mind the gapMind the gap, stand clear of the doors, please

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We need to talk.

The web browser you're using to surf the web is so old it’s embarrassing. But hey, we hope you consider us a friend, the kind of friend you can count on to tell you when there's spinach stuck between your teeth. So here it goes: every time you surf the web with that antiquated web browser it’s like you have spinach in your teeth. Every time you get online, spinach!

Look, we don't want you to be the butt of any more jokes when the sites you visit don't load or function properly. So please - for your own sake - click on one of the links for your preferred browser below, and get that spinach out of your teeth for good.