made possible by a grant from the george w and laura l bush foundation: now with less irony

Maintaining Our Cowtown Reputation

Yes, this IS how we move cattle around. No, we don’t normally spill them on the highway. Well…unless there’s little other news on a Friday morning, that is. And only if there aren’t any pigs handy (Don’t ask. Really.)

This will be both the East and West coasts’ amuse-bouche du jour, sparking competing stories about horrific business trips to Kansas City.