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Who's in charge?

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You may have struck people like this.

The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

Each organ took a turn speaking up: Brain....I should be in charge because I run all body functions. Blood...I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain. Stomach...I should be in charge because I process food to the brain. Legs....I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go. Eyes...I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going. A$$hole...I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste.

All the other parts laughed and made the a$$hole very mad. To prove his point, the a$$hole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.

Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body
Day 6 - The other organs agreed to let the a$$hole be in charge.

The moral of the story: No matter who you are, or how important you think you are, you will find that it's always the a$$hole that's in charge.

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