#Drunk and Deboner

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We're having a thing at E3. You should come.
Come have a chillaxing, refreshing, possibly fatal non-dance party drink-up hosted by Destructoid's Editors and the Enthusiast Gaming Network. We're gathering in wrinkled clothing on Monday...

There's something about the Mr. Destructoid helmet that brings out the animal in people. I've seen sheepish tiny McChicken-like boys turn into fearless crotch-thrusters, running up on stages and doing what three shots of Jager could not aff...

In less than 24 hours we'll somehow be celebrating 10 years of Destructoid! Madness.
Where to meet: meetup at Hawthron and enjoy happy hour, hosted by GameChops (5-8ish) at 46 Geary St. Preparty responsibility: you're going to need to&...

There's so much kawaii shit at TGS (and in Japan in general) that it sort of cancels itself out of the attention span. To reach the most jaded people you have to go further ... fatherly, even. To be honest, I have no idea what's going on wi...

You guys might recall (we sure as hell don't) a month or so ago, Devolver Digital sent me and Bill an early build of Titan Souls and a couple large bottles of some sort of ale made by wizards or monks or something. Bill and I somehow manage...

You guys might've seen the charming, casual, laid-back interview I did with Devolver Digital's Nigel Lowry. Here's the interview I did with Devolver's co-founder Mike Wilson, which took place several shots of tequila later and got slightly...

[Update 2: It's all over! We had a blast, and thank you for tuning in. If you missed it, I'm gonna try to get an archive up. Unfortunately, we had the cameras rolling several hours before we were live, and the entire setup got recorded. Nor...

TigerDirect's annual PC race for charity is back, and it kicks off with a killer party!
Destructoid is returning to Miami for this special event co-hosted by Intel, and if you're reading this you're invited! Grab your golden tickets here&nb...

Yesterday was one of those days that reminds me exactly how lucky I am to have the most ridiculous job in the universe. A couple guys from Double Fine were in the studio to show off Happy Action Theater, the new Kinect game (or, more accura...

Hey guys! Hope your holidays went well. This was The Destructoid Show's Monday episode, but I was too preoccupied with wholesome family-time/being hungover/shooting stuff with a pellet gun to post it when it first went up. It's not your ty...

Hey guys! Here's another thing I did with Skyrim last night. This particular adventure involved getting blackout drunk in The Bannered Mare tavern.
Now, I don't know what constitutes spoilers, but this MIGHT CONTAIN SPOILERS. Truth be...

I'm guessing some of you might've caught the MashTactics livestream of Saints Row The Third in which they gave away stuff and probably did some things. I was supposed to be in attendance with my giant purple dildo, but we had to do Skyrim-...

Will you be in Los Angeles early for E3? Come have drinks on us before the madness begins!You are cordially invited to celebrate the start of E3 with Destructoid (five years at E3!), co-hosted by the dapper gentlemen of FASTPAY and GL...

If you follow me on Twitter, you might recall my tweets last Thursday about getting hammered in Oakland and playing Mortal Kombat. This was, in fact, for work. Viking warlord Blake Morse asked me to be his new drinking buddy/co-host for Ga...

I get all giddy and excited when I read things about Gamescom, and this is no exception, as advanced ticket sales for Gamescom 2011 have now started.
Gamescom is the world's biggest gaming trade fair and is open to public, press...

Drinking and retro gaming go hand in hand, so why not put a breathalyzer into a NES cartridge? Okay, so there's no real logic in that, but I'm glad someone did it anyway. Homebrewer Batsly Adams fit a breathalyzer into a cartridge and ma...

I am completely out of clever ways to start posts about The Destructoid Show. I will totally accept suggestions in the comments. On that note, we have another episode today.
First, I went over my life-changing experiences with The Gunstrin...

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Since today is the 473rd anniversary of George Washington and Abe Lincoln's epic battle to the death, the Revision3 studio is...

Good morrow, Toidlings. I come before you with the fiftieth fabulous foray into foul and frivolous feculence. In other words, this is The Destructoid Show Episode 50. (Please ignore the fact that I've only been on it for 5 weeks.)
This tim...

Look, before we start anything I'm just going to straight up apologize. I got drunk -- in fact I got so drunk I never even managed to get home to be a part of this episode. When I did get home, I thought throwing jelly beans and trying to u...

Earlier today, Jon Carnage and I hosted a very special episode of The Destructoid Show. When I say "very special," I mean it in both the heartwarming holiday way, and also in the short-bus kind of way.
We counted down our top five favorite...

Feeling a little bit under the weather this morning? Come and join Jordan Devore, the always lovely ImpossiblePlant and myself for Saturday Morning Hangover, a new weekly livestream on Destructoid's Justin.tv channel. Yay!
From 10-12p...

I'm largely apathetic towards Xbox LIVE Achievements and PS3 Trophies, though I certainly don't mind earning a few for a little extra effort. Just a little (sorry, Dead Rising 2's "Zombie Genocider").
However, it's moments like these that m...

Wait, what? Another Resident Evil game is coming to the 3DS? Is that some sort of record for an unreleased console? I think it might be.
Well, to be fair, Resident Evil: The Mercenaries wont be totally new. From the sounds of it, the game w...

I was planning on giving you guys an explanation of my absence on a quickpost, but there was no way it was all gonna fit So look forward to a blog sometime Just know that its great to see you all during a rough And Im here to

Apparently the secret to defeating the double tempered Bazelgeuse Make a hammer out of those two Diablos you had to kill to get an affinity Teach yourself how to use a Hit them both in the face as hard as you