The Nets have signed free agents Ben Uzoh and Brian Zoubek, Rod Thorn announced today.

It must have been as he was sitting across from LeBron James. I could see Thorn stopping the presentation to say, ‘Excuse me, Mikhail. One second, LeBron. We just signed Ben Uzoh and Brian Zoubek. LeBron, are you coming to play for us now?’

Of course, the deals are non-guaranteed and they can be cut at any time. But they’re on Nets’ summer-league team and could be at vets camp.