9. If you want a particular medication, you'll say: "I want that please" and then you can have it!10. Every single person in America is covered.11. It's also incredibly affordable. The premiums, they're just great. They're the best in the world!

14. One way that it's better than Obamacare is that Obamacare kills your family and Trumpcare does not.15. The best way to pass such an amazing plan is to let Obamacare fail and watch people die. Then, Cryin' Chuck Schumer will come a-groveling and people will be able to order their healthcare through a drive thru window.