The incoming advent of Yu-Gi-Oh! The Movie: The Dark Side of Dimensions has prompted a promotional campaign to emerge at the urine soaked maze that is Shinjuku Station, with all 7649 trading cards (from 1999 to 2016) in the famous franchise lining the station’s commercial board for all ravenous fans to gawk at (and hopefully not steal).

At first, Dark Side of Dimensions looked like it was gonna be pointless nostalgiabait for people who still can't get over the fact that Yugioh exists beyond Yugi and Kaiba, but the more I see of it, the more it looks like it has actual effort put into it.

I don't know whats more bullshit. That the vast majority of cards are actually useless and has no strategic value, or Yugi keeps on winning games even though his deck configuration is the worst in the series.