Watch out, Eva. The Butler wants to do it.

Eva Longoria is starring in a very complex online ad campaign for Magnum chocolates.

There’s lots ‘o sexual innuendo, if your ear is so attuned. (Ours is, apparently.) For example, the Butler brags that its his job to make sure Eva “gets what she wants,” adding that he’s not only a butler, he can also be “a tiger.” What else might he be talking about.

The production values are impressive and the storyline, as mentioned, is complex. But we suspect the product is limited to the U.K. In the U.S. the Magnum brand name is already spoken for.