Brent Sutter and Dave Lowry fired!

15Apr

From the Calgary Flames press room:

The Calgary Flames announced that Brent Sutter and the organization have reached a mutual agreement to conclude coaching duties. In addition, the contract of assistant coach Dave Lowry will not be renewed.

“Brent Sutter and I met and discussed a number of issues regarding the hockey team and the future,” said Flames general manager Jay Feaster.

JF: “Hey Brent!”

BS: “Yes Jay?”

JF: “I can see into the Flames’ future, and you ain’t in it.”

BS: “Am I being fired?”

JF: “Kind of, pretty harsh eh?”

BS: “Yes, it is.”

JF: “Then we agree on you not being a part of this team. It’s been a pleasure. Oh, and take that Lowry guy with you.”