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How does the Twitter Budgie resolve the 140 character limitation?

Very easily. When the 140 character limitation is encountered,
the Twitter Budgie rapidly prints out your huge message, tucks it
into a FedEx mailer, jumps back into the Budgie Transporter Mobile,
simultaneously clones itself to however many people are following
you on Twitter, and then beak-delivers the message to that person.
Once all the messages have been delivered, the alternative-universes
Twitter Budgies merge back into the original Twitter Budgie and
return home.

Golly, that sounds very effective! Is that how the
Twitter Budgie solves ALL the limitations?

Yes indeed! You see, the Twitter Budgies have all obtained
a PhD in Quantum Mechanics from either:

Princeton University

Oxford University

M.I.T.

Harvard University

and have mastered the art of migrating into different
time-space continuums at a moment's notice. As you can imagine,
it comes in quite handy.

A turntable is a device that is used to play records. Now, back to the ...

Records? I've heard of those things! They're round just like CDs!

Thrilling! Thanks! Anyways, the Twitter Budgies...

They're bigger, though. How do people get records into
the drives? Do they fold them?

Yes, that's exactly what they do. Now, the Twitter Budgies...

My dad likes records, you know.

So does my husband. We have a whole spiffy sound system
built upon VPI and other great thingees in our abode! 'Matter
of fact, I remember when we bought our house and we had to
research the high end audio and ....

Weren't you telling me about Twitter Budgies?

Hold your horses! Anywhos, there's some super resources
online for home theaters and high end audio like
Home Theater Magazine
and Audio Gen Forum and Audio Annex and....ummmm, hmmmm, I think I drifted a wee bit off-topic.
Anywhos, back to ....

Well yes, it DOES say "iPhone", as the rant is ABOUT the
iPhone, but do you see the page?

No, where?

Those lined rule thingees as the background? The
open pages of the book????

Oh that?

Yes that.

What about them?

The rant was about iPhone PAGING. Get it? PAGING?
As in, pages?

Oh, I see now. Why didn't you include that in the caption?

I thought it was obvious.

You're joking.

Can I get back to my FAQ please?

One more question, okay?

Why did I know you'd say that?

What's with the coffee cup in

What do you mean?

The picture on the cup is off to the side.

Oh. Yes. That.

Well you see, that's an Owlbert cup that's available from Cafe Press (lots of other designs
are there too). The cup actually is quite a normal cup; it's just
that the image is 90 degrees away from the handle. I figured that
coffee drinkers would actually like to SEE their spiffy cups when
holding them in their hands.

Ah, I see.

Wonderful. Any other questions, or may I now
return to my FAQ?

Well actually, yes, here's another question.
Those TwitterBudgies of yours are mighty cute!
I want to get a budgie for my very own! Isn't
this a spiffy idea?

EEEEK!!! No no no no no no no!
Parakeets are NOT beginner birdies or disposable pets!
My TwitterBudgies are so incredible because I allow them
great freedom in my office and never shut them up in tiny
birdieDungeons. Please refer to my
Ultimate Parakeet Guide to learn more about the
wonders of Budgies.

Parakeets were never meant to
be utterly confined.

Okay, I'll nix the idea of buying a birdie on a
whim. Can you instead tell me what led you to the
creation of TwitterBudgie?

Certainly! It was a dark and stormy night, and ...
oh heck, simply turn to our About Us
page and enjoy. :-)