Among The Plastics | Hiatus

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The dialogue is wonderful, and brings this story to life. Nice cliffhanger of an intro.
The first few paragraphs sound a bit shaky if you were trying to create an omniscient narrator. Might be good to ask another writer to give that part a once-over.