Glenn Beck apparently doesn’t want you to have this job. In other news, your Mother and I forbid you to go out with that boy with the motorcycle and the long hair. And, that’s final.

American Type Culture Collection – External Affairs Specialist – life science or social science field background preferred, along with a minimum of three to five years of professional experience in a politically related or foundation related field.

The transparency-loving folks at the Sunlight Foundation will surely be able to tell if you’re lying, faking, exaggerating, withholding or dissembling on your resume. But don’t let that hold you back from applying for their Policy Associate/Lobbyist opportunity. Internships of technical and non-technical varieties also available.