Survey Suggests Grilled Cheese Lovers Have More Sex

Wait, there are people on Earth that don’t like grilled cheese sandwiches?

A new survey published by the social networking/dating site Skout revealed that depending on if you like grilled cheese or not, you’re sex life might be lacking.

The company surveyed 4,600 people and found that 73% of grilled cheese lovers have sex at least once a month. In contrast, only 63% of people who don’t enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches have sex once a month. 32% of grilled cheesed lovers have sex at least six times a month, compared with a low 27% of people who don’t love grilled cheese sandwiches.

Besides affecting your sex life, if you like grilled cheese sandwiches, there is a chance that you’re a lot more generous than someone who doesn’t like them. 81% of grilled cheese lovers say that they have donated time, money, or food to those in need.

In addition to being more generous, 84% of grilled cheese fans love to travel, compared to 78% of those that don’t like the most delicious, simple sandwich on the face of the Earth.

Maybe if people just gave grilled cheese sandwiches a chance, they’d become a better person. They’d be happier, in turn they would have more sex, give more to charity, and travel the world all while eating an international grilled cheese sandwich.