My friend in Dallas said that businesses are closing and stores are running out of bread and other food products. He said y 'all are preparing for the end of times (of course, in the South, that's your favorite pastime).

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. - Mitch Hedberg

If you don't like the weather one day in Texas...just wait until the next. Last week we had ice and 19 degrees. This week we have sun and 70 degrees! Go figure. You never know what you're going to get in Texas....unlike Chicago...in the winter, you KNOW what you're going to get... Cold, wind, and snow!!!!!!!!!!!! No thanks!!!!!

If you don't like the weather one day in Texas...just wait until the next. Last week we had ice and 19 degrees. This week we have sun and 70 degrees! Go figure. You never know what you're going to get in Texas....unlike Chicago...in the winter, you KNOW what you're going to get... Cold, wind, and snow!!!!!!!!!!!! No thanks!!!!!

Last week we had 19 degrees and the Cowboys for dinner. Today, back to +40 :D