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Ask A Bombshell With Zeena Koda

I’ve been friends with Zeena Koda — musician, writer, hustler, and DJ for Sirius XM’s Liquid Metal — for a spell now, and I definitely miss her. Work prevents us from getting together more often, but luckily, Zeena doesn’t hold it against me and still contributes to this humble site from time to time, answering your pressing questions on life, love, relationships, and post-coital cum cleanup.

Today, on this very special artificial holiday, Zeena’s bestowed us with a video response to your questions.

Alas, she skipped answering a question about Jenkem, but it’s probably for the best.

This installment of Ask A Bombshell covers all sorts of tough questions, answered in the way only Zeena Koda can.

What’s the difference between fuck buddies and friends with benefits? How do ordinary-looking dudes land hotties? Why do nice guys seem to finish last, and good girls always go for douches? What are the craziest places to take a date?

These are the pressing questions you had for Zeena. Along with one about cuddling vs. cleaning up after a vigorous love-making session.

If you would like to send more questions in for Zeena to answer, either leave them in the comments section below or email them to chris@gunshyassassin.com.