But it turns out that the singer has been very busy indeed, creating a perfume that smells just like her. Hopefully after having had that shower.

"Very excited to announce I am launching my first fragrance!!!xxx What do you think? #pinkdiamond'," she tweeted last night, apparently forgetting that as yet, you can't smell things through your computer screen.

It must be quite nice though, because the £15 perfume has reportedly exceeded its predicted sales by 500%. Which is quite a lot. It's at least 500.

Apparently this is what it looks like when you've just been covered in a stranger's pee (Image: PA)

The spokesman for the fragrance team behind the perfume has reavealed that they're all patting themselves on the back right now. 'It’s one of our biggest celebrity launches to date.

'We have had to order in extra stocks today, as we were about to sell out."

It's a unisex fragrance - we imagine that the LINX brand is shaking with fear (Image: Twitter)

The perfume comes in a bottle shaped like one of those diamonds you'd see in a Disney cartoon (presumably lusted after by the bad guy, but eventually destined to end up in the good orphan girl's hands - enabling her to build a new home for her and her talking animal friends) and is made up of:

- white chocolate

- kiwi

- vanilla pods

- jasmin petals

- orchid

- golden quince.

Which makes it sound quite a lot like a type of dessert that you'd get at a posh restaurant.

Cher hopes that the
dessert perfume will 'remind everyone to be "strong and confident in themselves."

Unfortunately, at the moment, it's just making us hungry. But that's very good too.