Chandler: (To Ross) How'd the thing go tonight, Ross?Ross: Oh, it was, nah, well...Rachel: What thing? What is this thing?Ross: I was kinda supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel. Rachel: Oh, my God!Ross: Yeah.Rachel: Ross, why didn't you tell me that?Ross: Eh, 'cause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.Rachel: I cannot believe you.Ross: What?Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just... (they stare at each other)Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.Rachel: Okay.

Ross: (Entering the apartment wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie) Hey, you guys! Guess what?Rachel: Got a job on a river boat?Ross: You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You're not my girlfriend anymore, so...Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.Ross: Right.Rachel: Now that you're on you're own, you're free to look as stupid as you like.

Ross: Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want. Rachel: What?Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (Ross closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!Rachel: Ross, stop that!Ross: I'm sorry.Rachel: Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore. Ross: Uh, sorry. Nothing you can do about it. It's one of my, uh, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (Ross closes his eyes again) Oh yeah! Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!Ross: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. It will never happen-- (Closes eyes again) Uh oh. Wait a minute! Wait, wait. Now there are a hundred of you, and I'm the king!

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Rachel: Daddy! Daddy listen to me! It's like all my life everyone's told me, "You're a shoe! You're a shoe! You're a shoe!" Well, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse or a hat? No I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat. It's a metaphor Daddy!Ross: You can see where he'd have trouble.

Ross: Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want. Rachel: What?Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (Ross closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!Rachel: Ross, stop that!Ross: I'm sorry.Rachel: Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore. Ross: Uh, sorry. Nothing you can do about it. It's one of my, uh, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (Ross closes his eyes again) Oh yeah! Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!Ross: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. It will never happen-- (Closes eyes again) Uh oh. Wait a minute! Wait, wait. Now there are a hundred of you, and I'm the king!