Welcome to the show that runs like a machine, if that machine has been sitting out in front of a trailer park for the last 13 years rusting away to lawn ornament status. Southend man asks tattooist for “that guy from the Jam” and it all goes horribly wrong Australian man patents the Hamdog - a hotdog and burger combo The Sun want us to think people are drilling holes into their iPhones to get headphone jacks Reddit brings down North Korea’s entire internet after links to country’s 28 websites are posted online Snapchat is now “Snap Inc” and they make glasses now? Feral cats are an ecological disaster Preorder Matt’s book immediately And if you still have time, check out Mark’s radio show.