Fookin' top SONGS them, with top fookin' whales singing an' everythin' - none of yer namby pamby tunes about girls with norks an' all that! An' that fookin' Merzbow who did that tune that went KKKKKKKSHSHSHHSHSHSHHHHFFFFKKKKKKKKKKKGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRR-SSHHHHHH - aye, fookin' toe tapper that one.

Fugazi wrote like 13 songs while Magnetic Fields wrote 69, iirc. Charlie Hunter wrote some for the analog playground. Spiritualized did a couple in some easy keys while Stevie Wonder used much more profound keys. Queens of the Stone Age are the only band that I know of that wrote songs for the hearing impaired. Red House Painters wrote 11 songs for his colored instrument of choice. The National wrote some jams for the freaks while Mogwai and Donovan just wanted to make everyone more gay.