Edward Norton was on Kimmel last night and he starred in a parody in which Oswald crashes through the wall dressed as the Hulk, and then Ed Norton knees him in the nuts. It was pretty funny, but you know what’s not? Slavery.

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I’m glad the star of the Italian Job is in charge of resuscitating things from the cellar.

06.13.08 at 3:24 pm

Craptastic

I once thought my dick was Hulking out when it turned green swelled up and got angry. Turns out it was gangrene from a scratch I got when nailing a 13 yo Singapore boy with anal dentata from shaving.

06.13.08 at 3:25 pm

Michelle07

Hmmm, he never accentuates the Hell in my name at home…

06.13.08 at 3:28 pm

Craptastic

I detect a love triangle developing between boPa, elle0, and LiVance. (NO BOLD FOR YOU)<grabs popcorn, waits for sparks>

06.13.08 at 3:29 pm

Donkey Hodey

Crap, get your hand out of my fucking box of popcorn, I have that saved for my date.

06.13.08 at 3:29 pm

Michelle07

Polyamory baby…much less abrassive than polyemory and less grabby than polyarmory.

06.13.08 at 3:29 pm

Zog Durst

Zog like show better when woman jump on trampoline.

06.13.08 at 3:36 pm

Zog Durst

Zog think Steve Guttenberg buy Michelle drinks.

06.13.08 at 3:37 pm

Zog Durst

Zog think no one around. Maybe Zog play with club…

06.13.08 at 3:38 pm

Craptastic

THATS NOT BUTTER! AAAAHHHH!!!!

06.13.08 at 3:40 pm

The Luchador

Just heard Tim Russert Died! He’s a hero in my town!Very sad day.

06.13.08 at 3:40 pm

Burnsy

HULK SMASHING MATT DAMON

06.13.08 at 3:43 pm

El Topo

just saw that too Luch. Heart attack

06.13.08 at 3:44 pm

Craptastic

AW! Mothfucker! I liked Tim. He was a hard ass. Who’s gonna take over Meet the Press and make politicos look stupid? I’ll get "Irish drunk" in his honor tonight.Wait, I’m Irish. I always get Irish drunk. OK, I’ll get extra Irish drunk tonight.Irony that McCains campaign manager talked about his dad, Big Russ, being dead and Tim had to drink his milkshake. Then he dies before him.

06.13.08 at 3:44 pm

Michelle07

Holy Crap, so young. That’s a bummer

06.13.08 at 3:45 pm

Craptastic

It is a bummer, and stop calling me holy.

06.13.08 at 3:50 pm

Craptastic

Know what else is a bummer, dear ticks.

06.13.08 at 3:50 pm

Zog Durst

Zog do it! Meet Zog with your host, Zog.

06.13.08 at 3:51 pm

Zog Durst

Zog report, you decide, Zog eat your coyote while you think about it.

06.13.08 at 3:51 pm

Vince

Dear Ticks: Stop biting me. I hate Lyme Disease. Sincerely, Crap.

06.13.08 at 3:52 pm

Zog Durst

Zog been accused of being right cave.

06.13.08 at 3:52 pm

El Topo

Russert was one of the few credible news guys at NBC

06.13.08 at 3:55 pm

Donkey Hodey

Potatoes will never taste the same to me.His name wasn’t Russet? nevermind that joke.