Rihanna says it's "fucking annoying" that people keep asking her about Chris Brown.

She Tweeted: "I get it, they wanna raise awareness to young girls! But it ends up just makin me look bitter, pitiful, spiteful and angry!" [NYDN]

Glee creator Ryan Murphy warns that some of the older students on the show will graduate — get fired — and new kids will come in. "Every year we're going to populate a new group," Murphy says. "There's nothing more depressing than a high schooler with a bald spot." Actually, there's nothing more depressing than when your favorite character leaves a show! The idea that we'd get stuck with grumpy Mr. Shue (who used to be awesome, by the way — remember the Acafellas?) but have to say goodbye to hot hottie Puck is pretty sad. Although it is true that Puck looks like he's 28… because Mark Salling is, shocker, 28. Anyway I am still fuming from the stupidity of last night's episode: Why did New Directions get to sing two songs when the other groups only sang one? Why did Kurt ask Rachel how Finn was doing — don't Kurt and Finn live together? And does Kurt go to class at Dalton, or does he just sing there? So annoyed. [News.com.au]

Halle Berry will make her Broadway debut in a play called The Mountaintop, alongside Samuel L. Jackson. [ET]

If you shop at thrift stores you could be wearing something previously owned by a legend! Cher donates her unwanted clothes to charity shops, and says: "I can be driving around and see my stuff on other people or someone will come up to me and say, 'I bought this at so-and-so store. Is it really yours?'" [Contact Music]

Jennifer Lopez's ex-husband is trying to release some videos in which Jenny is "exposing her genital area in public." According to a lawyer: "JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in as plain view as Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan have in the past." I think I speak for all of us when I say DO NOT WANT. [Radar Online]

This will make you feel poor: Ryan Seacrest just signed a $60 million deal to stay on the radio. [NYDN]

Beyoncé and Jay-Z were in Australia earlier this week, where they went bowling! So normal! And then, um, they went late-night shopping at Versace. [News.com.au]

Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal went on another coffee date, maybe because someone's not old enough to drink legally just yet? [TMZ]

Btdubs, Jake Gyllenhall feels "excited" about turning 30 later this month. " It's like the closing of a chapter of one part of my life and into another. It's kind of an honour to get to 30." [Contact Music]

Michael Douglas looks great on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter, and in an exclusive interview he says: "After all the adversity I've had this year, with my health and my son's incarceration, my ex-wife and the lawsuit — to be able to sit here and talk to you, I'm so happy." [Hollywood Reporter]

During a screening of Black Swan, Mila Kunis made her father get up and leave so he'd miss the same-sex sex scene. "I don't think any dad should see [sex scenes]. It's just not necessary." [Contact Music]

Rumor from an unnamed source: John Mayer is "crazy about" Eva Longoria. "There is something about newly-divorced ladies that drives him nuts. He was the same way over Jessica [Simpson] when she left Nick [Lachey], and now he has his eye on Eva." [Pop Eater]

Katy Perry sorta kinda almost ended up with John Mayer instead of Russell Brand, which would have been epic in an entirely different way. [E!]

The popularity of Fox's Glee has ABC working on some musical themed series for next fall — one which will star Idina Menzel. It's called a "a mother-daughter relationship drama in the vein of Gilmore Girls." Menzel would play the single mother of a teenager who, to make ends meet, waits tables and performs at weddings and bar mitzvahs. Possibly awesome. [Deadline Hollywood]

Did you know that the character of Jack Sparrow was actually written with Hugh Jackman and not Johnny Depp in mind? [Fox News]

Check out Ryan Kwanten, aka Jason Stackhouse from True Blood, on the cover of Australian GQ. [Just Jared]

Quentin Tarantino will be roasted at the Friars Club today, so expect lots of filthy jokes in the gossips tomorrow. [Page Six]

I can feel it coming in the air tonight: Buff Werewolf Taylor Lautner is dating Lily Collins, daughter of Phil, and it's serious enough that she took Jacob to meet her dad. [E!]

"She is full of surprises. As an actress, she is so giving and talented. She's super down-to-earth and she makes dirty jokes. She's just a cool chick." — Leighton Meester on Country Strong costar Gwyneth Paltrow. [Us Magazine]

"I like Kanye West very much. If we don't win tonight, I expect him to jump on stage and give me the award." — Fran Lebowitz, at the Independent Film Awards. [Gatecrasher]