4 comments to “Dustin Hoffman Shops At The Last Minute”

He was probably looking for a chiffon shawl since you have set the fashion world all a-dither with your bold, yet ethereal, fashion statement and creative application of a classic accessory. Who knew such a light wrap could be so versatile? You can wrap it like a cocoon while viewing the magnificent Kama Sutra sculpture to hide your punam, or spread your wings while posing in front of the Taj Cow Mahal! Hey! Don't shave for days! Make sure you keep hanging on to your mama! Above all, represent your home country (the U.S.A.) with dignity and subdued enthusiasm. Frankly, I don't know what is worse. All these feminine scarves draped on Shrek, or those dinky ghetto fedoras you wore while your fake widow's peak incubated.