Regime change is commonly followed by a good dose of nepotism – 8 out of 10 former Local Government CEOs agree. And I am a traditionalist, if also a metrocentric twat (TM). So, let’s open the account with a marvellous submission from the lovely Mrs Bento.

I’m in that age bracket that is both too old and too young to have any experience of One Direction’s ouvre. But they look like nice lads, and I’d expect they’ve grown out of the malodorous teenage boy phase, no? Surely even Taylor Swift would put ‘smells of poo’ on her list of dealbreakers?

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That’s awesome. Not worst. I saw those posters in Coles on the weekend and I was itching to do something similar. As there are 5 of them I was considering a forehead tattoo for each member: give us a C, give us a U, give us an N,T,S.

There is a much larger one in the Coles in Raine square in the City where the kid in the middle has had his head removed at the base of the neck, clean as a whistle. And they’ve left it there.
So cleanly in fact that not being that familiar with One Direction I couldn’t be sure it wasn’t deliberate until I saw another cutout when he wasn’t sans head.