Are you tired of all the "real girl" flirts who all appear to have the same "fill all my slutty holes" ads? I'm not one of those.

I'm not a character on Niteflirt. I don't have a gimmick. I'm unusual in that I'm aware I appear as a little "too real". So perhaps my gimmick is that I don't have one.

I'm Christine. This is my real name because I'm a real girl who actually exists in the real world and not some slutty, cum filled paradise where magical glitter cocks fill everyone's asshole!

Nope. My world is average. I'm 28 and single. I'm beautiful by "normal girl" standards. I'm intelligent enough to have interesting, deep conversations, but I'm just naive enough to always have questions. I respect myself enough to not put out on the first date, but I'm just naughty and flirty enough to keep your cock's attention.

I'd like to meet new, interesting men. Men who will tell me their inner most secrets. Men who will confide things they wouldn't dare tell anyone else. Men who want to talk about their secret desires. Men who crave the same stimulating conversation and intimacy as myself.

I'm not selling you something as trivial and ordinary as "phone sex". Any dumb bimbo can moan a fake orgasm into a telephone. I'm selling you myself, Christine. I'm selling you the ultimate "Girlfriend Experience" where you actually have to make an effort to get into my pants. Fucking a woman like me requires an actual effort. And I'm worth it. Completely.

Don't you miss the excitement of getting to know someone new and interesting? You're allowed to woo me. Send me flowers. Pick out "our song". Write me love notes. Be creative! I won't judge you for being addicted to me instead of her.

I am also happy to just be a friendly ear, someone to offer advice about that argument you had with your wife, misunderstandings with a co-worker, or "OMG! Have you seen Westworld?!?" (I have. It's rad. Yes, I say "rad".)

Don't get it twisted. There's nothing prude-like about me. You'll quickly learn that underneath the biting sarcasm and silliness, there's a sexy, sensual woman who will change your life.