Similar to owned or pwned. extremely embarrassed; either by oneself, by another individual, or having brought such extreme embarrassment to another individual, that the event deserves such a special proclamation that no other word will quite suffice in the situation. Often results in uncontrollable outbursts of emotion, panic attack, or even instant death.

"You've been noobed", "That complex analysis exam noobed my ass", "I lost my house, my girlfriend, my job, and all my friends, all in the same day. I got noobed, no doubt about it."