A man walked into a
bar in Louisville, Kentucky and ordered a drink. While he was sitting
at the bar watching T.V., one of Hillary Clinton's political ads came
on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone,
"Hillary is a horse's ass!"

The bartender reached
under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit
the man square across the head, knocking him off his stool and onto
the floor.

After a minute or
two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the
bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was
Hillary country."

"It's
not!" replied the bartender. "This is
horse country".

BILL &
HILLARY

I don't know whether or not you watched
the memorial servicefor Ronald Reagan, BUT..... if you did,
you probably noticed that Bill and Hillary were both dozing
off.

President Ronald Reagan, who never missed a chance for a good
one-liner, raised his head out of his casket and
said.....

"I see the Clintons are finally sleeping
together."

LAURA BUSH

Laura Bush bought George a parrot for
his birthday.
She told Dick Cheney, "The
bird is so smart! George has already
taught him over 200 words!""Wow,
that's pretty impressive",
Cheney said, "but you realize
that he just says the words. He doesn't
really understand what they mean.""That's
OK",
Laura replied. "Neither
does the parrot."

LOUISIANA
FISHING

Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou
all day an he done run outta
nightcrawlers. He be bout reddy to leave
when he seen a snake wit a big frog in
his mouf.
He knowed dat dem big bass fish like
frogs, so he decides to steal dat
froggie.
Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water
moccasin, so Boudreaux had to be real
careful or he'd get bit.
He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed
him roun de haid. Dat ole snake din't
lak dat one bit. He squirmed and wrapped
hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to
get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him,
hada real good grip on his haid, yeh.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and
got de frog and puts it in his bait can.
Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let
go dat snake or he's gonna bite him
good, but he had a plan.
He reach into de back pocket of his bib
overhauls and pulls out a pint
a Louisiana hillbilly moonshine likker.
He pour some drops into de snakes mouf.
Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in
his haid and his body go limp.
Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into
de bayou, den he goes back to fish'n.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin
tappin' on his barefoot toe. He slowly
look down and dere be dat cotton moufed
water moccasin, wif two more frogs.