BCS Drug Policies: If You Want to Toke Up Go to Purdue or UCLA

BCS Drug Policies: If You Want to Toke Up Go to Purdue or UCLA

Drug Policies: A survey conducted by FanHouse obtained the policies for recreational drug use from 60 of the 68 BCS Football programs. Purdue and UCLA are the most permissive. One-game suspensions aren’t required until the third positive test (grounds for dismissal at 31 of the 60 schools). Students at Florida, Illinois, Purdue and UCLA could theoretically fail five drug tests before being booted from the program. [FanHouse]

I love this sidebar ad that reads, “Find Out What Kind of Fan You Are. Take the Athletic Supporter Quiz.” Not because of that, but because it shows a disgustingly fat, meth-addled fan donning a Roethlisberger jersey and waiving a Terrible Towel.

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Said fan is also a woman with hairy arms.

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Students at Florida, Illinois, Purdue and UCLA could theoretically fail five drug tests before being booted from the program.

wasn’t there a rumor that aaron hernandez at florida didn’t pass a drug test his last two years there or something equally ridiculous?

HawkEye

But if you run a drug house and attend the University of Iowa…

I wonder if the tests look for prescription and chemo drugs?

The Bulldog

wasn’t there a rumor that aaron hernandez at florida didn’t pass a drug test his last two years there or something equally ridiculous?

That might explain his awful tattoo sleeves.

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Did you just say “someone’s tokin’ some reefer”?

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But if you run a drug house and attend the University of Iowa…

which reminds me…why didn’t you take us there?

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wasn’t there a rumor that aaron hernandez at florida didn’t pass a drugghey test his last two years there or something equally ridiculous?

true story.

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That might explain his awful tattoo sleeves.

Am I missing something here? What do tattoos have to do with drugs?

The Bulldog

I would have to assume you partake in some form of drug to think that looks good, that’s just me though.

Chief aka James

Am I missing something here? What do tattoos have to do with drugs?

Tattoos, drugs, rock and roll. They all go in the same category.

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which reminds me…why didn’t you take us there?

Grimace took all his pills the night before we got there. He was reloading.

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I would have to assume you partake in some form of drug to think that looks good, that’s just me though.