Ewh, this was never going to end well. A New Jersey cook, Ryan Burke, was working in a restaurant in Evesham Township when two cops walked in. He instantly recognized one of the officers as the cop who had charged him for a 2009 traffic violation. So as revenge he pubed his sandwich. Yes, that’s right, he grabbed a clump of chest hair, then a clump of pubic hair and added it to the sandwich. That’s a 15 day jail sentence and 2 years probation right there! Hmm, you know, somehow I think no matter what the sentence, Ryan Burke, will always have the satisfaction of knowing the cop swallowed his pubes!

Psst Yes, the policeman did eat part of the sandwich before noticing the hairs.

2 responses to “You Thought You Could Get Away With That?”

He was not going to pay for it anyway.
I get so tired of them getting free food.
The mob use to get payee money to make sure no one bothered them.
Now the cops will not drive by giving the crooks the go-a-head to rob them.