Criminal Clubbers Terrorise Tony & Oakey’s Square

Text by Jonty Skrufff (Skrufff.com)

So many hooded hooligans and exuberant clubbers have been plaguing Paul
Oakenfold and his next-door neighbour Tony Blair’s Paddington square that
residents have recruited private security guards, it emerged this week.

"It can get very busy at the weekend with a lot of cars and loud people,”
Blair’s other next-door neighbour Kathy Hyer told the Daily Mail, “Music
blares from cars and people dance on the street.”

The Daily Mail suggested many of the miscreants are ’noisy revellers coming
back to the square in the early hours from clubs and bars in nearby Edgware
Road’ and revealed that Connaught Square suffers from twice as many
robberies and burglaries as the London average. Security staff are now
patrolling until 4am every Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights, paid for out
of the residents’ pooled garden funds.