Conversation of the day

I am not making this up.
Overheard in a popular local Moab restaurant.
Older man to another older man: “I was wondering if I could come by and talk to you about the LDS.” (Church of Latter Day Saints)
Second man: “I’m really more of the LSD type myself.” (laughs)
First man: “Well, then maybe we could talk about politics.”
Second man: “I don’t think so. You’re probably a conservative Republican. And I am a liberal Democrat.”