Happily, Weiler added that the saga "ended well" for the cow after she "shook [the bicycle] off okay".

Possibly the only thing wounded by the strange incident was humour. The cow's misfortune kicked off a spate of terrible amazing puns in the UK press: the Evening Standard asked "Cow on earth did this happen?" while the Daily Mail invited its readers to "Moo-ve along". Very a-moo-sing.