Herman Cain: Secretly Part Of #PizzaGate?

The former Godfather of Pizza himself, Herman Cain, has found himself at centerpoint of the FBI’s investigation into Anthony Weiner’s emails.

A new expose by Pulitzer winning journalists have uncovered that Herman Cain is being targeted for investigation as emails from Hillary’s server begin to unfold.

Once the FBI had hacked the mainframe, they found all sorts of coded messages, many containing clever code words for the former Godfather’s Pizza CEO like ‘Ubeki-beki-beki-stan-stan’, ‘We need a leader, not a reader’, ‘Nein Nein Nein’ (A reference to his 999 tax plan) and ‘666’ (also a reference to his tax plan)

In another development to the case, Frankie Boyle may have uncovered the real reason we have not felt the full weight of the NWO bearing down on us.

On balance, I think the only reason our political elite haven't slaughtered us in camps is they need us to produce children for them to fuck