Ahead of Comic-Con, AMC has released key art for The Walking Dead and Fear the Walking Dead. As you can see from the header picture above, Rick got a haircut and The Walking Dead seems to be going to Washington D.C. — which, considering it is literally ACROSS THE RIVER from Alexandria, Virginia, GEE, TOOK YOU GUYS LONG ENOUGH.

I have to be honest: the idea of Washington D.C. being overrun with zombies is one of the few things that has given me real joy in the last few weeks. Congress having their fucking faces eaten off is The Walking Dead spinoff we need and deserve, AMC. In these divided times, can you think of a single thing that would bring this country together more effectively than watching Ted Cruz having his innards eaten by a pack of starving zombies? Hell, I’m even willing to be bipartisan about this and say that we can turn Bernie Sanders into a zombie and/or feature a scene where Nancy Pelosi gets swarmed by a herd — just so long as long as Ted. Cruz. has. his. innards. eaten. IT’S IMPORTANT FOR THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY, AMC.

Meanwhile, the cast of Fear the Walking Dead appear to be in the new Sharknado movie:

Me, Myself & I: CBS is finally burning off the remaining episodes of this Not Terrible sitcom that died a quick death last fall. 7 p.m., CBS

Living Biblically: This one, too. 8 p.m., CBS

SUNDAY

Sharp Objects: Amy Adams and Patricia Clarkson star in this miniseries based on the Gillian Flynn novel. Series premiere. 8 p.m., HBO

The 2000s: A look at the early part of this just super terrific century we’re enjoying. The premiere episode looks at the Golden Age of Television, something we know a little bit about in these parts. Series premiere. 8 p.m., CNN

Evel Live: Travis Pastrana will recreate — and surpass — three of Evel Knievel’s iconic stunts in this three-hour special. 7 p.m., History