Terry Bad NFL Picks – Week 2

Ok, so first of all I want to apologize for my rough start in NFL picks. I went 0-2 last week in case you didn’t tune in. But, in true Terry Bender fashion, I am going to double down on week two. Why double down so early, you ask?

Look, I am Terry, and I am awesome. I thought of actually changing my name to Terry Awesome, but I didn’t want to wait in line at the courthouse for the paperwork. Second off, it’s week two. If you know what two is, it’s double that of one. So, in week two we will double our wagers from week one, in hopes of getting back the scratch we lost. Plus, I can say that I learned from week one, and my picks won’t be as bad this week. I’m a terry-bad sports gambler by nature, but at times I get on a hot streak and really put fear in bookmakers.

I see Tony Gonzalez lighting up Carolina, who had no answer for Drew Brees and his trusty tight end, local South Beach resident party boy Jeremy Shockey. Watch Gonzo go wild on the Panther D-fense.

I also like this one:

Oakland +3 at Kansas City

The Raiders made me believers after watching them stuff LaDainian Tomlinson on Monday night. Yes, I know that Arrowhead Stadium is a tough place to play, but they haven’t been good since they had Andre “Bad Moon” Rison playing for them. Actually, back then he wasn’t even called Bad Moon, he went by Spiderman in KC, but you know what I’m talkin about.

San Francisco over Seattle line is -1….I am going with Seattle.

San Francisco upset the Cardinals in week one, but mostly because there is a curse on the Super Bowl losers the next year on opening day. This should have been one of my picks, but I was up too late taking bongloads of some Miami crippler and didn’t think it through. Look for Seattle, who has as resurgent linebacking core, to stop San Francisco.
Miami Bloggers, I am guaranteeing 2-1 at the very least. I doubled up on them, and you should too.