Move over fruit cake; say hello to Christmas pizza

Old Saint Nick may have already prepared lumps upon lumps of coal for this wannabe chef.

Author:
Joel Hulsey , KSDK

Published:
3:59 AM CST December 6, 2017

Updated:
5:52 AM CST December 6, 2017

Sometimes, the internet is a strange place.

With less than 20 days to go until Christmas Day, the holiday season has kicked into full gear with Christmas lights, Christmas parties, Christmas movies... and now, Christmas pizza. Yes, Christmas pizza.

It should be noted that, like many of the other food-related phenomena spreading throughout social media over the past few weeks — like a Pop-Tart-and-cheese sandwich — these posts are most definitely jokes. However, we aren't so sure Old Saint Nick hasn't already prepared large lumps of coal for each of these apparent food-sinners.