Please fire me. Our IT guy just asked me if I could show him how to change the background picture on your desktop as he had been trying all night on his home computer and couldn’t work it out.

Please fire me. Every day, my co-worker goes for lunchtime walks. He gets extremely sweaty, comes back and hangs his sweaty T-shirt and socks over our filing cabinet and drawers. After they dry, he wears them again.