I am an evil giraffe. Who no longer blogs about politics.

Now I can build my doll a new house, and make it just the way I like it, and get her a bunch of other dolls to live there, and we can ADOPT a couple, and then we can have adventures and rescues and FUN!

…Seriously, this is classic “They’re not dolls, they’re action figures!" territory. Mind, I’ve been saving up iron ingots for a month.