WWF at MSG

27.1.1

BLAH

OMG WE SAW THE WWBYGODF

First match was Too Cool vs. Bull and Goodfather, which was pretty cool
because
DEBRA came out to announce and there was a

W
O
R
M

and let me tell you it ruled.

Then was Blackman vs. Raven which was okay and lots of garbage cans and stuff.
It was fun. There was TWO RTC MATCHES IN A ROW. Ivory vs. Molly, which was
really pretty good for a women's match at a house show. There was a MOLLY
chant
so we chanted FEELY. Then Steven came right back out to face THE ONE BILLY
GUNN
and dear lord at least it was short. It was pretty funny afterwards when
Steven
was all beat up and he got ON THE STICK and said, "It's alright, I'll be
okay."
BUT HE STILL SUCKS.

The DUDLEYS and HARDYZ and ACOLYTES had a THREE WAY DANCE and it was cool and
it
had a SWANTON but the Hardyz were eliminated first. Then D-VON GOT THE TABLES
but as they were bringing it in the ring Bradshaw KICKED IT and it was never
used. The Dudleys one with a THREE DEE. RULED. LITA. DUDLEYS.

Next was our WWF WORLD TITLE MATCH. Jericho talked a lot and then Angle talked
a
lot and then they GOT IT ON. Trish was there. It was a real good match and had
TWO REF BUMPS and Angle won with a LOWBLOW and OLYMPIC SLAM. No Liontamer :(

Then was INTERMISSION. It was there. **

K-Kwik vs. Saturn was long and nobody liked it but Saturn hit an AWESOME
BRAINBUSTER and K-Kwik did a PLANCHAAAAAAAAA and Saturn won with a DVD that
was
cool.

NEXT WAS MY MAIN AVENT FEATURING YOUR HERO AND MINE ALBEEEEEEEERT vs. hardcore
holly. LOTS OF BEARHUGGERY and me chanting ALBERT. HE WON. WITH THE
ALBERTBOMB.
AHHHHH HE RULES. No Trish though. *****

Oh man, then Fink said he'd like to introduce someone who blah blah AND IT WAS
REGAL HOLY CRAP. He talked about how New Yorkers are something something and
England is AWESOME and children are the future. Then Christian came out to his
old music and offered Regal a HIGH FIVE but Regal stared at him so Christian
SHOOK HIS HAND. Test won with a BIG BOOT and it was COOL. Short though.

FINALLY OUR MAIN EVENT OH MY GOD IT RULED

Haku entered first, followed by BENOIT, Rikishi, and HHH who got a huge
response
despite being a SONOFABITCH. His entrance is AWESOME. Kane joined us next, and
the four HEELS````` advanced towards him and then HE WAS SAVED BY THE
UNDERTAKER. BONG. On his beautiful Titan bike. There was a little fighting but
I
wasn't paying attention because I WAS SMELLING WHAT THE ROCK WAS COOKING AND
THEN AUSTIN

O
M
G

The match was really really good and had a buttload of heat and one cool part
came when Austin beat up Benoit and then used BENOIT'S COLD DEAD HAND to tag
in
HHH against the will of THE GAME```` and Stephanie was there, OMG I forgot.
The
finish was AWESOME because everyone was FIGHTING and the Rock ROCK BOTTOMED
Benoit and PINNED HIM. GLASS CEILING. Undertaker did the ROPEWALK and a
CHOKESLAM, Kane also did a CHOKESLAM. HHH Pedigreed the Rock TOO. And then
after
everyone was gone, HHH was leaving and Austin FLIPPED HIM OFF. IT WAS ON.
STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER

Then Austin walked around for a while and HHH got back up and STUNNER STUNNER
STUNNER BEER BEER BEER MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD

It ruled.

HERE IS TOM TO TELL YOU THE REST

Uhh I had binoculars so I kept staring in at Lita's ass and her boobs and it
was
cool. And OMG the main event was the best match in the history of matches.
*********** AUSTIN DRANK ABOUT 20 BEERS. STUNNER STUNNER YES YES

HHH'S ENTRANCE WAS AWESOME AND STEPH HAD A RED SHIRT ON AND HER HAIR WAS
STRAIGHT AND OMG I WAS LOOKING AT HER ASS.

BENOIT SUCKS
RIKISHI SUCKS
HAKU RULES

AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN

I had on my Y2J hockey jersey but he still lost :-(

Vince and Hulk Hogan were in the front row drinking beer and flipping off old
ladies.