Fruits, Ranked

Ever since we started reporting on important fruit issues, a lot of desperate biters out there are talking about fruit. Look, let's put this whole fruit discussion to rest so that we can get back to more important matters. Here is the definitive ranking of fruits.

A few simple ground rules: 1) Only common fruits are included in this list, not crazy exotic fruits that nobody even eats, or minor fruits that are little more than a showy offshoot of a more popular fruit. 2) Things that are technically "fruit" but that everyone treats as vegetables are not on this list. 3) This list is not fallible.