Word Search Vol. 2

If you weren’t around for the first Word Search post, you missed out on the fact that people evidently find my blog by searching phrases like “Bedazzled yoga pants with garlic” and “Your lizard looks a little limp,” among other things.

This was so fun last time that I think I need to make it a monthly event, mostly just because it makes me giggle, and sometimes I just want to use the word “giggle.”

Plus, I need to lighten things up after my last post, and what better way to do that than to share the fact that people found my blog by searching “cleaning the kitchen floor naked with squirrels?”

This is what you get when you Google “naked squirrels,” in case you were wondering, which I’m sure you weren’t.

Sorry to disappoint whoever that was, but given my OCD and the fact that they have sharp little toe nails, no squirrels will set one little furry rodent foot inside my kitchen. They can watch the naked cleaning through the dining room window just like everybody else.

So without further ado, here is this month’s batch of WTF search terms:

Groping girls in yoga pants

Pictures of elderly people in wheelchairs having a sock hop at nursing facility

Popcorn you make in your pants

Grandma smokes weed every day and tells me it’s not addictive

The broccoli meant a lot to the starfish

It’s a smartass Abby thing(Editor’s note: touché)

Ho ho ho seriously she works that mistletoe like a pro

How to plate pencil asparagus in fine dining

Nude gnomes digestive system

The Lexus December to remember we’re poor and miserable

Most comfortable underwear for wedgie prone women

I bet your screen doesn’t have a cookie on it

Bitch, I know you ate the last piece of chicken (Editor’s note: this one came up four times. Again, I do not eat meat. Let it go and simmer down.)

Your ass won’t run itself off

Elderly thong bingo

You better hurry up and start being awesome because I’m not waiting for you

22 responses to “Word Search Vol. 2”

Hahhaha that’s awesome! I haven’t had any really good search terms yet… “Gia alcohol” was nice (and unsurprising) to see. Though I am very proud of the fact that someone found me by searching “best boyfriend trophy!”

LOL. I have one of these posts in my queue soon too. I’ve been getting GREAT ones lately. I like “Bitch, I know you ate the last piece of chicken” and “Your ass won’t run itself off”. I also think those are from the same person.

Ok, so I’m wearing my shit-kicker boots AND bitch bra as I type right now…..

At least your blog isn’t INUNDATED with naked Sofia Vergara search terms. In particular, people seem to be very interested in her ass/breasts and combinations of rather sordid acts involving either of these body parts.

1. Damn funny!!
2. Being a blog virgin, how do I check these for my own site?
3. Damn funny!!
4. I could make some snarky comment about joining the squirrels in the backyard for the cleaning show, but that would be crude.
5. Damn funny!!

From the looks of things, you also have a WordPress blog. That means you can check your search terms right from your Dashboard screen. If you go to the left and hover over the little “Dashboard” house thing (technical term, as you can tell) there’s a “Site Stats” option you can click. That gives you all the info!

Broccoli starfish sounds a bit like some wonky recipe created on Food Network’s “Chopped” or something. I can promise that will not be found on this blog. And if anyone offers you popcorn made in their pants, just say no.

Dude. You apparently write a lot about underwear. lol. The funniest thing to me was the “Bitch, I know you ate the last piece of chicken.” –> What the–?!! LMAO. Was that a line from a movie or something?