Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.Bloodninja: Me too baby.BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.BritneySpears14: Hey...Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.Bloodninja: Baby?

I met a semi-hot 32-ish female cop while I was walking down the street and she was waiting for a detail* job. We exchanged a few words and I resumed walking because my brain screams "bad idea!" when I contemplate getting involved with a cop was rejected.