This post reminds me of a classic that my mates bird came out with....
He was cooking a fried breakfast and started complaining that there were loads of bits left welded to the bottom of the pan. "Furkin hell, this is supposed to be non-stick!" cried my mate.
"Wow" came the response from the lounge, "I didn't know you could get non-stick sausages".
Honest to God, this is true.
:lol:

This post reminds me of a classic that my mates bird came out with....
He was cooking a fried breakfast and started complaining that there were loads of bits left welded to the bottom of the pan. "Furkin hell, this is supposed to be non-stick!" cried my mate.
"Wow" came the response from the lounge, "I didn't know you could get non-stick sausages".
Honest to God, this is true.
:lol:

I feel oh so much better now:-D

sophie***

Don't worry sassie, you couldn't be as stupid as me! :?

Ok :-D

souljacker

Talking of being dippy my mate once went out with a girl who asked him who changes the batterys in cats eyes on the road :whistling: