Like the top, middle and *dusty* (a perfect last line)think the 2nd last line could be better - don't know what to put thereyou need a better ribbon/banner to fill in

Highway to Hell. Stairway to Heaven.Traffic prediction?.Odd. No bears in the dump. Oh well, lets go across the road & pick blueberries..... but don't harm the red dragon that frequents the area from time to time. He and I have an agreement.

theCryptofishist wrote:I'd love a "Police Line, Do Not Cross" lanyard. I wonder how that would go over at work.

I don't know, but I hope you pair it with some kickass mirrored aviator shades.

I was thinking of getting one of those state trooper hats for my daytime hat this year. They come in straw, so they'd be nice and cool. I even learned they're called campaign hats (the four dimpled type). The shades with that would be awesome.

theCryptofishist wrote:I'd love a "Police Line, Do Not Cross" lanyard. I wonder how that would go over at work.

Not that I'd wear one, but that pattern would make awesome bikinis or thongs.

If anyone wants a few to hand out on their own, I'll be happy to hand some out at the M&G. I have a really hard time remembering to spontaneously gift things. I start talking and/or helping and forget that I have things in my backpack or pocket to give out.

Should I wear my undercover police outfit to M&G? I'm surprised at how many people didn't get it and thought it was real. BTW - the balls, when hit, blinked red and blue. Definitely added to the effect at night.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

geospyder wrote:Should I wear my undercover police outfit to M&G? I'm surprised at how many people didn't get it and thought it was real. BTW - the balls, when hit, blinked red and blue. Definitely added to the effect at night.

I say yes! That's funny!

"I hitched a ride with a vending machine repair manHe says he's been down this road more than twiceHe was high on intellectualismI've never been there but the brochure looks nice"