FRI FREE FOR ALL: LIFETIME RATNER AWARD

You know those embarrassingly hyperbolic and self-important montages they do at the Oscars before they present an award? The ones designed to convince you that the recipient is the most important thing to happen to the universe since the big bang? Ever wondered how those could possibly get any worse? Answer: make the recipient BRETT RATNER and devote FIVE AND HALF MINUTES to how awesome he is. This apparently came from a Kodak ShowEast Award from 2004. The theme? A night of no credibility.