Hmmm, I only scored a maybe on the "Would my grandma like you?" quiz. At least it was a yes-ward leaning maybe, so maybe there's hope.

I'll most likely either die of natural causes or just disappear. No one will be sure for a few days because it will take a while for people to realize I'm gone. Now I'm even more depressed that I didn't score a Yes on the "Would my grandma like you?" quiz.

Comedy for you is when a person is kept in the most discomfort for the longest period of time. This means practical jokes, pranks, and sticking a hair up a sleeping person's nose so he slaps himself awake.

You are probably locked in some terrifying practical joke one-ups-manship with a like- minded soul. You are also probably a dude.

You are able to acknowledge that Dumb and Dumber was a good movie, and that makes you a good person.

You might like Meet the Parents, Punk'd, and that part in Bruce Campbell's If Chins Could Kill where he convinces a friend that his car has been shoved off a cliff. I'm not describing this adequately. You got to read it.

You are a RPIT--Reserved Practical Intellectual Taker. This makes you a Love Geek.

Heh heh -- you love geek! You are weirdly sexy. It doesn't take people a long time to get to know you, but people *think* it takes a long time, because you are as cool and regulated after a year as you are on a first meeting. You don't tend to date casually -- you just suddenly find yourself in long term relationships.

Your approach to conflict is your greatest asset -- it complements almost every other type. You don't express yourself or your feelings in dramatic terms, but you will speak up to those who do. You are generally calm, but capable of ramping up, and you don't give up until the issue is resolved -- this means even the hottest temper or coolest conflict-avoider can feel comfortable pursuing their satisfaction with you. And you don't hold a grudge -- you get through it, and it's done. You rock.

Sure, you like the sex. And you communicate with your partner well, so you're good at it. But it's not something you would make jokes about or bring up in polite company (not that you don't appreciate that kind of humor). You're no prude, but that's just not your style.

You'd make an excellent parent.

You enjoy food and can be a ravenous eater. A good cook will get your attention quickly.

You are a WEDL--Wacky Emotional Destructive Leader. This makes you a Anarchist.

You don't give a damn. When push comes to shove, you just forget about it--it's just not worth the heartache. What this means for others is that dealing with you can be aggravating, because they find they can't get you motivated about things they care about. What this means for you is that you are happier, calmer, and saner then they are on their best days.

You are near-immune to criticism, and those who know you well acknowledge and respect that. You may come across as lazy, but the truth is that you find little to get worked up about. Regardless, you have slews of friends, because they are fascinated by your world view, jealous of your lifestyle, and drawn to the fact that you are hilarious to be around.

Did I go to high school with you? I think I did. It's OK to be a jerk, as long as you're a funny jerk. Just remember that the difference between a jacka$$ and an a$$hole is a jacka$$ doesn't know what he's doing.

Be the very best a$$hole you can be, my friend.

It was just a mere confirmation for the Dante-related quiz thread.

Daniel. :tongue2:

P.S. It would be wise if you visited that website only for the Quizes.

Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever.

Gunshot
67%

Suicide
67%

Bomb
67%

Disappear
60%

Natural Causes
53%

Posion
40%

Eaten
40%

Stabbed
27%

Cut Throat
27%

Drowning
27%

Disease
27%

Suffocated
27%

Accident
20%

Result of Quiz :: Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
You scored as atheism.

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

Result of Quiz :: How are you in bed
You scored as Sex God.

You are a master at sex. You make your partner weak in the knees, and you know it. You've had the practice, and you've read the books, but don't get too cocky (pun intended) or you'll get put into place.

Can I make that Goddess? Apparently if you're a sex god, you don't need to believe in any other gods! Bow down before me and worship!

Who cares how you scored with Grandma, because if that "what kind of girl am I" quiz is right, you'll always score with me.

Oooh, you're even better than grandma! :tongue2:

I'm impressed. It took a lot of thought and design to come up with a quiz that returned the results:

You enjoy manipulating calculating devices while wearing high heels and fishnet stockings. You're digital, but are fascinated by analog men (and even know what a Hemmi is!). When both of you come up with the same answer, you tend to shout out in exuberation "Eat lead, Cobra!" You're no fool, but dreams and fantasies will take up your mental and emotional attention, and you won't be upset by that. You may, however, be amazed that the person you're attracted to is equally willing to dream right along with you.

You scored as Artistic.
Congratulations, you scored Artistic. You're looking for the unique movie in the bunch. You've probably watched a lot of movies that nobody has ever heard of, and good for you. You also know good filmmaking when you see it. You just get it, no questions asked. Check out: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Garden State, Lost in Translation.

You enjoy manipulating calculating devices while wearing high heels and fishnet stockings. You're digital, but are fascinated by analog men (and even know what a Hemmi is!). When both of you come up with the same answer, you tend to shout out in exuberation "Eat lead, Cobra!" You're no fool, but dreams and fantasies will take up your mental and emotional attention, and you won't be upset by that. You may, however, be amazed that the person you're attracted to is equally willing to dream right along with you.

amazing! these tests know me better than I know myself!
and that horoscope was right on - I caught myself daydreaming at least twice today!