TGN Twitch: If You’re Not LIVE, You’re Dead

Who would’ve thought that zombies would be a thing? Seriously, zombies can now be lumped into the same category as beanie babies… and Elmo… yeah.

We thought we would bring some balance to the internet by giving more life back in the midst of all of this undeath. That’s why we’ve dedicated some serious bandwidth to our TGN Twitch Channel. We’ve got megabites, (wow, the puns are real).

….but just in case you’re still into zombies, check out 1UPLipstick as she destroys them every Tuesday and Wednesday. Double tap.

“A special collection of the finest, most expen- yeah

nevermind, these games are just awful.”

Bad Game Roulette

A special collection of the finest, most expen- yeah nevermind, these games are just awful – but you know what? Host Piph kind of likes that and every Tuesday night he struggles through three hours of the most terrible games – and takes viewers for a ride on the roulette wheel of pain.

Not into that kind of kink? Don’t worry, he has..normal..er..streams through the week, too.

Trivia Battle

Does your gaming knowledge make you the one true Master of the Universe? Bring it on… but no Googling, you big cheaters! Take on the TGN Army every Saturday night for glory, prizes… and a bigger e-peen. Your all-knowing and ever-punctual host Squee will be your battlemaster–if he actually shows up.

Why are you still here? We just told you there were things to see on TGN Twitch. So “GIT TU DA CHOPPA! HUAHALHAHGH”