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Buddah Marc and What He’s Really Thinking by @moshSCA2

Anyone who’s gone to SCA and pitched something to Marc will know the experience of saying something, and waiting for an answer for what seems like minutes on end (possibly hours at times). All the while, Marc has seemingly heard your idea, and it’s either so boring that it’s induced narcolepsy, shocked him into catatonia, or maybe he’s just doing it to make you squirm and babble more to back it up. Because that’s just what he likes to do.

OR MAYBE HE JUST LIKES IT AND IS BASKING IN ITS GLORY

“So, to make light of an otherwise stressful situation, we decided to make up our own versions of what’s really going on inside the head of the big cheese…”

2. Another student idea…I’m not too sure…i’m hungry, I wonder what i’m going to have for lunch…mmmmm Mama Lan…”

3. “I really hope I didn’t follow through on that one…”

4. “What shall I have for lunch today?”

5. “What about there? no….behind the main image? nah that wouldn’t work…hmm….is it in the text? well….it wouldn’t be as good…..damn it! Where do I put the boobs in this idea???”

6. “has it been long enough? are they freaking out yet? maybe a few more seconds”

7. “I need them to pay even more attention to me…and they do… just 20 more sec… ”

8. “What are their names?”

9. “God I love nicotine.”

10. “Hmm, what is this intake called?”

11. “I can’t believe they payed to sit here”

12. “Wonder if I can make them cry”

13. “Should I start wearing normal pants?”

14. Nothing is actually happening ———–/\—————/\————–

15. “Singularity theory is inevitable.. We will soon be robots.. mwhaha”

16. I kind of have a conspiracy theory he doesn’t think anything but is making us think what Marc is thinking so he can provoke us to think for ourselves. Furthermore he ‘awakes’ when we start to get nervous, when we want to say something eg we have an idea. It’s kind of ‘don’t finish the message so they get to finish it with what they want’.

17. “What The Anonymous would do? No better, what Guy Fawkes would have done? Let’s burn advertising without any mask.”

18. “Is that a twinge? No. No wood. None at all. Did I make Aguero my captain?”

19. “I like turtles.”

20. “There is an idea of a Marc Lewis; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.”