• There are many reasons Newt would be a terrible president. None of them is new, most of them are the same reasons he's a terrible candidate. Re-read some of the best-written arguments now, before you read them again later: he wants to FUNDAMENTALLY REFORM EVERYTHING. He lacks discipline. His metaphors suck.

• "Thanks to the gays, our children can't openly celebrate the birth of our savior in school. And yet, these gays in the military can openly celebrate their favorite holiday: being away from their family, risking their lives in Afghanistan."

• "In any case, next up is … The Antichrist!" Poniewozik's second look at American Horror Story.

• I am looking for good cheesecake recipes (if they don't have vanilla in them, AWESOME)! Please leave suggestions in the comments …