Fort Minor's actually just one person. It's just Mike Shinoda's (Linkin Park) side-project. That being said, I too hope a new Fort Minor album gets released soon. It's been 6 years since Shinoda has kept it on a hiatus to concentrate more on LP.

When someone offers a witty insight:When someone says you can have a bite of their food:When people you don’t know tell you their problems:When you’re feeling crummy and someone tries to get you to hang out with them:When someone tells a dirty joke:When you accidentally walk in on someone who is naked:When friends talk about something you weren’t invited to:When the teacher says you can’t write the essay the day before it’s due:When you get a great new hair cut and can’t stop looking at it:When you come home after hours without being on the computer:When you come home drunk:When you really like the song, but don’t know the lyrics yet:When it’s your birthday and you sit back to watch the notes roll in on Facebook:When you were little and your mom brushed your hair:When you drop something and catch it before it hits the ground:When your parents bought you a Happy Meal and you got the toy you wanted:When you finally talk someone into checking out your favorite TV show:

A doctor on his morning round, noticed the little old lady pictured above:She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said:“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look. Wow! What is your secret?”She said: “Well, I smoke ten cigars a day. Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don’t exercise at all.”The Dr. said: “That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”The lady replied:“Forty!”

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