Sex quotes page 3

There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning,
attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then
comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.H. G. Wells

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope?
If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!George Bernard Shaw

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime
you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.Groucho Marx

The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain
weight and have a great sex life.Joan Rivers

Sex is the joining of two bodies; love is the joining of two souls.Gary Chapman

I believe compassion to be one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and
long-term happiness to our lives. I'm not talking about the short-term gratification of pleasures
like sex, drugs or gambling, though I'm not knocking them, but something that will bring true
and lasting happiness. The kind that sticks.Dalai Lama

Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.Fran Lebowitz

Conjugal love, or the friendship of spouses, can persist even after sexual desires have
weakened, withered, and disappeared.Mortimer Adler

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked
emotions.Deepak Chopra

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.George Burns

The very purpose of marriage is restraint and sublimation of the sexual passion. If there
is any other purpose, marriage is no consecration.Mahatma Gandhi