Tittiquette [titty + etiquette] Question:

Is it appropriate to compliment an associate on their new breasts? Like, “wow your breasts look great now, are they new?” Are we all supposed to pretend like she just had her own personally puberty at 22? (“Sorry ma, C ain’t the new A, don’t try to swindle me”) I can’t understand when women say, “I got them for me and my self-esteem” <~#lies. You got them so we can stare and you could get free drinks at the club. Women should only get breast augmentation for health or professional reasons, so unless _________ did it for the Debbie Does Dallas 2 casting or for post-cancerous reconstructive surgery, ol’ girl just wasted $10,000. It’s still a Recession and those things don’t even produce milk… #justsaying…
Honest A’s beat Rock-hard C’s any day. (As long as there’s a nipple…o_O)