Since we have all played in home games and RPGA games with different groups of people, how about posting a few short stories-tell us of various players shining moments and infamous moments. Try to keep stories as brief and clean as possible.

Ralf's infamous moment would be during an LC mod (just shortly after conversionto 3.0). There was an advemture in Procampur, and while Kid Dave, Dwayne, Laz, Mr. Certed Drow, and myself were having our a$$es handed to us by a SHADOW DRAGON- the non-breath weapon spell resistant magic using type with a CONSTITUTION DRAINING BITE, he and Luciano, out until way too late it was early (playing at some MIDNIGHT MADNESS), slept at the table. Guess who ended up saving the day with a scroll of phantom steed, a true strike spell, and Kid Dave's dearly departed paladin's lance?

Mr. Certed Drow got in the killing blow the round after I sank the lance in to the hilt.

At one night in the circle Peter was GM at our table. Michelle was GM at another and she called over to Peter and said, "What's the damage on a charging Elephant?"

I looked at Peter cuz we were almost done and said, "There's an Elephant in this mod?"

Peter was equally confused saying, "There's no Elephants in this module!"

Come to find out Max used his rod of wonder.... everyone had a good laugh at that outburst.

Another time I rememeber we were doing an LA game at Lynns place. And the large creature we were fighting used Ralph, The Godfather of DnD in Miami, for a club and hit Rob. Bad thing was that Ralph, The Godfather of DnD in Miami, had Shield other on Rob. lol.

Oh and I remember we had that really bad pucker moment with that stupid star beast thing. Yikes!

Knowledge is power, Power corrupts, Study hard be evil.Nobody's perfect... well, there was this one guy, but we killed him.

Origins 2007:Henry: "All of you who died during the final combat please come here to the middle of the room."[About twenty people walk up to Henry including myself.]Henry: "All of you have died while the demon gates were open and even though you have been saved and returned to life with no level loss you have each lost a piece of your souls..."[Everyone gasps except for me, I raise my hand.]PJ: "Uh, I hate to ask you this but...I've got a cert that says I sold my soul to a demon and so...I don't have one so how did it get taken from me if it's not here?"Henry: "Everyone except HIM has lost a piece of their soul!"

Origins 2006 (Queen's Castle):Judge: "Well you pissed of the elves so you need to make a Diplomacy check so they won't kill you. By the way...no one can make a diplomacy check that high."PJ: "Well lets see...I got a 132 Diplomacy. Does that beat your DC 100?"

GenCon 2004:Peter: "Hey we made a shirt because of all of your Living Arcanis deaths..."[Holds up the "Stupidity Leads to Character Creations Shirt."]

- Philip Slama

"Sex is like the death penalty. One outcome, multiple ways to carry it out," -Stephen Colbert.

"OMG I can't believe I just got censored on LC.net!!!111 IS ADOLFO SEEING THIS sh*t!!!" -TheWorldsGreatestWarrior.

Another time I rememeber we were doing an LA game at Lynns place. And the large creature we were fighting used Ralph, The Godfather of DnD in Miami,, The Godfather of DnD in Miami, for a club and hit Rob. Bad thing was that Ralph, The Godfather of DnD in Miami,, The Godfather of DnD in Miami, had Shield other on Rob. lol.

Sorry Albert but you forgot this was an LG game slot 0 for a WIPOU B.I. we were doing for the con and that was my spiked armor dwarf that was being used as a club and rob's scrollmaster character was getting the beatdown with my shield other on him;DAMN!!! that hurt just to talk about it!!!

Origins 2006 (Queen's Castle):Judge: "Well you pissed of the elves so you need to make a Diplomacy check so they won't kill you. By the way...no one can make a diplomacy check that high."PJ: "Well lets see...I got a 132 Diplomacy. Does that beat your DC 100?"

I'm really curious how you have 132 Diplomacy even with that character? please explain

GenCon 2004:Peter: "Hey we made a shirt because of all of your Living Arcanis deaths..."[Holds up the "Stupidity Leads to Character Creations Shirt."]

Thanks P.J. your deaths have prevented me from sharing your fate in arcanis as I own every shirt L.A. put out for various situations but your shirt creation has been the most use I have ever gotten from a game aid. once again thank you P.J.