I find that the spontaneous vacations are really the best. When you spend too much time overplanning the order of your laserings or pack too many weapons for your hunt tentacles, it adds unwanted pressure to the vacation. Let the kids run amok and just disintegrate in the moment. Eventually, the military will show up and you will have to hyperjump back home or risk potential damage to your sextacles.

I love this one. Well done sir. This is a potential t-shirt. "Our Best Family Vacation"