Or at least one where the person had a very tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. Though it actually does kind of sound like people we've all run into...
"OK. let's get serious. I recently graduated from prison where I was incarcerated for the last 24 years having killed 3 of my ex-wives, and burying them in the local club garden. Although I have monthly commitments to stand before my parole officer, I still have time to go out with the ladies when I'm not out on my minimum wage job giving out ice cream sandwiches to the neighborhood rug rats. (here little girl, wanna free ice cream?) I am easy to recognize having managed to save one of my green stained toofs. I live with 10 of my inbred cousins who share my 8 x 10 mobile home bedroom with. But, I am sure we can make room for you if you find yourself in that frisky type mood from time to time. I love to go out to dinner when my partner gets her paycheck, and I'm usually able to put out for a couple gallons of gas when she comes to pick me up. So if you feel like you're my type, I'll be more than happy to meet you at the nearest beer bar for a six pack or two. :D So get your butt in gear and give me a hollar, I'll get back to ya as I work my way down this list of potential victims."

Or at least one where the person had a very tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. Though it actually does kind of sound like people we've all run into... "OK. let's get serious. I recently graduated from prison where I was incarcerated for the last 24 years having killed 3 of my ex-wives, and burying them in the local club garden. Although I have monthly commitments to stand before my parole officer, I still have time to go out with the ladies when I'm not out on my minimum wage job giving out ice cream sandwiches to the neighborhood rug rats. (here little girl, wanna free ice cream?) I am easy to recognize having managed to save one of my green stained toofs. I live with 10 of my inbred cousins who share my 8 x 10 mobile home bedroom with. But, I am sure we can make room for you if you find yourself in that frisky type mood from time to time. I love to go out to dinner when my partner gets her paycheck, and I'm usually able to put out for a couple gallons of gas when she comes to pick me up. So if you feel like you're my type, I'll be more than happy to meet you at the nearest beer bar for a six pack or two. :D So get your butt in gear and give me a hollar, I'll get back to ya as I work my way down this list of potential victims."

ScarletIbis,
I'm positive that it's a perverse "joke" profile, perhaps commenting on a certain troubling fact in American society. While some perfectly nice people have to struggle to ever find dating partners, or will never marry even though they'd really like to, there are serial killers in prison who have groupie women practically throwing themselves at them. Some of these women will even marry the guys. Ted Bundy, Richard Ramirez (the "Night Stalker"), Erik Menendez all married "fans" of theirs while in prison. I'm surprised Scott Peterson hasn't as well. I'm sure he has a fan club by now. Apparently some women don't care WHAT a guy's famous for, so long as they can brag, "I dated/married a celebrity!"
With whoever wrote the profile, he might have been commenting that "If only I knew that's all it took, I wouldn't even have to be on this dating site!"

ScarletIbis, I'm positive that it's a perverse "joke" profile, perhaps commenting on a certain troubling fact in American society. While some perfectly nice people have to struggle to ever find dating partners, or will never marry even though they'd really like to, there are serial killers in prison who have groupie women practically throwing themselves at them. Some of these women will even marry the guys. Ted Bundy, Richard Ramirez (the "Night Stalker"), Erik Menendez all married "fans" of theirs while in prison. I'm surprised Scott Peterson hasn't as well. I'm sure he has a fan club by now. Apparently some women don't care WHAT a guy's famous for, so long as they can brag, "I dated/married a celebrity!" With whoever wrote the profile, he might have been commenting that "If only I knew that's all it took, I wouldn't even have to be on this dating site!"

No, that *couldn't have been for real... Maybe an experiment to see if there really is a dumb a** female out there who would accept this creepy, disgusting proposal? And if someone was caught for a triple homicide, would they even be able to get out on parole? Wouldn't they have life or the needle or something?

No, that *couldn't have been for real... Maybe an experiment to see if there really is a dumb a** female out there who would accept this creepy, disgusting proposal? And if someone was caught for a triple homicide, would they even be able to get out on parole? Wouldn't they have life or the needle or something?