November 11: Red Warmongering Llama Day, First World War Appreciation Day (Commonwealth States)

1914 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand is assassinated in Bosnia. His final words were: "I know I won't be leaving here (with you)." While people are still wondering what the hell he meant,War is declared against France.

1987 - Andre the Giant famously disrupts the 2-minute silence at 11am in the United Kingdom after needing a dump in Australia. Cannon-ball size lumps of lethal feces exploded the toilet, and most of the area around him. Steve Irwin was sent to wrestle Andre down, but lost, and was nearly killed after being thrown from Perth to North America.