Conservation Officer Mark Siemen (don't make the joke...okay, you've already thought it...go ahead then) was parked in his patrol truck in Sanilac County, when a vehicle nearly hit him. The other driver proudly held up a beer can in salute and sped away. Big cojones.

Being arrested once for attempting to break into a house naked, maybe there could be some sort of misunderstanding? But three times? Well, something is definitely not right.The Detroit News reports that former Lions cornerback Stanley Wilson II has been arrested naked for the third time.

Petoskey must be a different kind of place. A man was arrested there for stabbing a tribal police officer with a pen because he and his wife were denied re-entry into the casino. What's a little pee between strangers, right?

On Saturday, the graduating class of Bay College in Escanaba, MI was all set to walk the stage and get their diplomas. But the city motto of "Soak It All In" took on a whole new meaning, when a man walked on stage and showed everyone his butt.

This is kind of funny actually, Police in Maine say a man wanted for failing to pay fines accidentally helped officers find him when he repeatedly kept butt dialing 911 while doing yard work.I guess the guy was using a backpack leaf blower in when he kept calling 911 without realizing it.My Qu…