Blood Ice pt. 2

April 8, 2010

"In some areas, the polar bear's diet is supplemented by walrus calves and by the carcasses of dead adult walruses or whales, whose blubber is readily devoured even when rotten."

Like humming birds to the teet of a budding Sweet Bay flower, the infamous militia known as The Soft White Underbelly Crew descended to feast on a stray carcass. To their confusion and subsequent rage they had been pranked once again by the Bad Channel Boys. All they found was an irregularly shaped pack of snow and an empty bottle of ketchup.