This is a parody of Ginny/Draco fics (with some other common topics thrown in) and is pure humor. There are quite a few sexual references, but there's absolutely nothing graphic. Don't read this story if you think you'll be offended. There are some good Draco/Ginny fics out there...this is just humor for the sake of humor!

Lily never thought she'd be stupid enough to fall in love with James Potter. Likewise, her best friend Cori never pictured herself falling for her cousin's best friend. And none of the Marauders ever thought it was possible for a guy to have an intimate, yet completely platonic, relationship with a girl. But, then again, nothing ever makes much sense at Hogwarts...