Some people will argue about anything, and then they find someone else who also likes to argue about anything, and yet somehow agree to get married, and then eventually they run out of other things to argue about... and voila!! You were just the lucky winner today..

I just found this blog yesterday and have read back quite a ways- it is AWESOME!! I love it for a lot of reasons, and it makes me realize the crazies are NOT all at our hospital. (I am a pediatric nurse.)

Also... this is off topic of your other posts, but re: your interest in naval history- have you ever heard any of Gordon Bok's songs? Some of your posts remind me of them- Three Score and Ten, for one. He lives in Maine and wrote many songs about New England, many of them about the sea.

It's folk music, may not be your style, but he has a great voice and good at telling a story through his music. Probably his most famous songs are Isle Au Haut Lullaby, and Turning Toward the Morning (not really about the sea, but an amazing song.)

As for someone being cursed......I think it's Ibee (NOT A PEDOPHILE) Grumpy, MD and not his patients. :0)

I know your readers are blessed because if your patients weren't hit over the head (WITH GREAT FORCE) with the "crazy stick," you wouldn't be cursed, and if you weren't cursed we would be left without entertainment.

Welcome to my whining!

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