It pains me to disturb your underworldly slumber or your skilful labour, but this matter must be addressed. As someone who shares his name and or the size of his member, I would like to formally request the name of “Tom” be added to the list of character tags. This is but the last of this important and influential character’s frequent appearances, appearances which I might note are amongst the most inspiring and magnificent in not just this very webcomic, but perhaps in the whole of internet-based comedy. This matter is of great importance to me, as it would mean another of my namesakes be added to the list of fictional powerhouses (joining such famous namesakes as Riddle, Sawyer and of course the great Bombadil).

I thank you for your most generous attention and hope you make the correct decision.