Welcome, 'ave drink or three and no fightin. At least not before ye've 'ad a skinfull!

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Bar Mades: must be able to look afta themselfs, abel to water down, err, pull a decent beer and be good lookin (or at least good looken to any old salt wot iz three sheets ter the wind and has been at sea fer two yeers without seein the fairer secks).

yarr I be coming down yer foine stablishment on account that The Admiral Benbow as barred smoking. I trust there'll be a foine selection of terbacco an ale fer a weary Pirate ter sample.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Now Oi not be so shore bout Eunice, d'yer think she'll pass the attractivity test? Wot say ye foine fellows 'ang about and have a few dozen gallons o grog an then Oi'll ask 'er ter come down fer an interview. Oi'll be able ter tell frem ye reakshuns iffen she be roight fer the job...

As the place is new an' all, Oi'll be suppin' me beverages in der Beer Garden, till the doors is widened.

Evenin' all."

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Now Oi not be so shore bout Eunice, d'yer think she'll pass the attractivity test? Wot say ye foine fellows 'ang about and have a few dozen gallons o grog an then Oi'll ask 'er ter come down fer an interview. Oi'll be able ter tell frem ye reakshuns iffen she be roight fer the job...

YArrrrr...maybe not, but she will definitely pass the lonely mariner test.

yarr hows about a Pub Quiz to get the punters inter yer new pub. We could all split into teams, Cap'n Cronan will turn up drunk, 1 Dubloon per person to enter (excluding Bart), Rum Vouchers for the winning team and mouldy sandwiches fer all. The quizmaster must also be drunk and totally thick. Take it from me this format will work.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.