GARD

In light of the recent mini addiction of people wanting to be Gard (Mikemulcahy and myself). I decided to start this thread (With Gard's approval of course )

So coming in September to a Cinema Near you:
GARD- First Blood
Gard first meets his arch enemy face to face in this brutal, gore filled beginning to the series.
Next September:
GARD II- The Revenge Of Fretted (Fretted is GARDs Arch enemy, played by adrian garcia)
Thinking he had defeated Fretted once and for all Gard goes back to his happy life and job (At Bass Central) only to hear the Evil Dr. X (Xavier G) has resurrected Fretted and another fight to the death ensues.
September 2005:
GARD III- Speedbump Annihilator
In this new addition to the series. Gard ,in an effort to make the entire world fret free, begins destroying speedbumps on the roads too. John Turner comes into this movie as Gard's friend but gets confused by his Double Neck Conklin as to whether he Likes fretted or fretless better and ends up in a mental assylum.
September 2006:
GARD IV- Natural Wood Lover (Adults Only)
This is Gard's first (and last) attempt at being an Adult Movie star. PICK Refuses to work in this movie. (Parental Warning- This movie is Rated XXX)
September 2007:
GARD V- Fretted's Last Stand (Guest Appearence by Brendan)
In this installment Gard hears that the evil Dr. X Has once again resurrected Fretted and has also created an evil sidekick for fretted, called Brendan. This formidible combination is only finally defeated when Gard gets the special Pheno-wood fretless pill from Joe Zon.
September 2008:
GARD 666- The Evil Gard
Dr.X finally catches up with Gard and PICK and turns Gard evil. Gard turns on PICK defeating him with a his Fretless Zon and then Annihilates the entire world, except for a group of bassists lead by PICK (Resurrected by Mikemulcahy) who creates a elite team of bassists known as Team Talkbass and they vow to continue to hunt Gard until he no longer breathes.

Quick rundown of the story line.
Gard is a Fretless bassplaying super hero come to save the world from the villian known as Fretted.
Gard shoots frets from his fretless Zon Sonus Special. His sidekick PICK (Me) throws deadly guitar picks.
In his hideout he has a Butler called Mikemulcahy who also cares for Gard and PICK if they get injured.

But you are the butler that supplies Gard with all his secret weapons and gets in touch with Joe Zon when Gard needs more weapons. You are also Gard and PICKs special doctor that heals them when Fretted gets them with his turbo Fretting weapon.

Originally posted by mikemulcahy That was entirely too funny. But one question....A BUTLER?????? I think better yet I become Gards go to man....TARD TABEVIL to the rescue!!!!! But a butler?????? That hurt.

Funny stuff.

Mike

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lmao....all those years of college and med school to be cast as a butler