have just found a strange site for name translations, my real name is Caroline and the site translation say "Lard arse, shaves her ears" I nearly fell off my chair. I did another couple and they are all strange, John yours is "Has no friends or life, tends to kill small animals". Check it out on www.nametranslation.co.uk wicked.

OMG Kitkat, I am almost wetting myself... mine is 'Naughty, pretends to be sensible, drinks meths'!!!

For the first on mine says 'You are a charismatic individual with a dynamic and attractive personality. Probably not known for your caution or patience you are a risk taker who hates to be restricted in any way. Freedom is very important to you. Your thinking and intuition is strong and you have a talent for communication. You enjoy the sensual and material pleasures of life and with the application of care and wisdom you can achieve wonderful worldly success.'