Speaking of elections, zillions of dollars were spent and countless verbiage was spewed in the effort, but nothing was settled on Super Tuesday. Sens. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are still neck-and-neck in the Democratic presidential primary. Sen. John McCain is still the GOP leader, with Govs. Mitt Romney and Mike Huckabee fighting for his table scraps.

E-vil forces have struck at the funny bone of the InterWebs, taking down countless parody videos — which paired guitar gods such as Steve Vai and Eddie Van Halen with overdubs of awful six-string hackery — and making the world a little less interesting.