im dealing with so called
real life so i will get back
to you after ... life

Haiku #58474, by vhs of where the hell is marvin when you need him April 20, 2018 11:44 am ET

But the same guy writes books about
Magic and vaginal exercises so
I'm not sure how seriously I take him

Haiku #58473, by cyborg of nothing wrong with exercising the old vag every once in a while, though April 20, 2018 6:04 am ET

Learned about it from a guy that grew
Superweed for the government in the
70's, Lunar Base Alpha I think it was Called, they figured it would be good
To know how to do in lunar conditions
All for science of course

Catalyzing the fusion of deuterium
With muons but then surviving the Flood of radiation and stuff
The real tricky part unless the goal
Is to be a walking neutron and gamma Ray emitter which could be a cool party Trick if you really really want everyone At the party to die a horrible death

Haiku #58471, by cyborg of I don't want everyone at the party to die a horrible death April 20, 2018 5:53 am ET

Also some people do well with soy
Others do not
Either way hemp protein is superior
Trump certainly has a multitude
Of multifaceted flaws
But at least he seems to be allowing
States to make up their own minds
Regarding the controversial herb

Haiku #58464, by dvd of poor jeffy sessions must be throwing a temper tantrum April 19, 2018 12:45 pm ET

Everyone's brainwashed
Programmed by someone
The distinction is only
Who is actually reading
The user agreement
And whose brand you're buying