This guy is fucking awesome! Not only is he the master of everything, but he writes posts that put OnlySemen/NoWorries in his place (the place of retarded whales).

Why SuckMyMuscle is great:

* Killed a German sheppard with his bare hands* Used to be 330 pounds with a 620 bench press* Delta force guy* Rich family* Enjoys fine alcoholic beverage* 152+ IQ (as he maxed out the test, but a psychologist estimated his IQ to be 170)* Knows everything about everything. * Soon to be the father of a new wave of AI's* Will soon release his own TOE * Loves himself and is aware of his talents, making tiny tits feel inferior* Has better english than most Getbiggers, despite english being a secondary language* And so on and so on

So bitches, bow to the master (of everything including pushing your buttons)

This guy is fucking awesome! Not only is he the master of everything, but he writes posts that put OnlySemen/NoWorries in his place (the place of retarded whales).

Why SuckMyMuscle is great:

* Killed a German sheppard with his bare hands* Used to be 330 pounds with a 620 bench press* Delta force guy* Rich family* Enjoys fine alcoholic beverage* 152+ IQ (as he maxed out the test, but a psychologist estimated his IQ to be 170)* Knows everything about everything. * Soon to be the father of a new wave of AI's* Will soon release his own TOE * Loves himself and is aware of his talents, making tiny tits feel inferior* Has better english than most Getbiggers, despite english being a secondary language* And so on and so on

So bitches, bow to the master (of everything including pushing your buttons)

*Ahem* You seem to forget that he recently made us aware of his Black Belt in Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu, and is a pionerr in Gorilla vs. Human theory.

This is what led me to become an international playboy and bon vivant. My hobby is to engineer coups-d'etat. I play chess with the nations of the World, because there are only so many supermodels and soap opera starlets that can you can pork in the asshole before getting bored. And let me tell you that I've slept in a single week with more beautiful women than Hugh Hefner does in an entire year.

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* Enjoys fine alcoholic beverage

My favorite is left bank claret. I don't understand the popularity that Pomerol and Saint Emilion wines have garnered in the last decades. With the exception of Cheval Blanc and Chateau Petrus, I find them highly overrated. My favorite is Chateau Mouton-Rotschild, which, although many don't feel deserves to be classed as a First Growth, in my opinion has the best balance of fruit forwardness and that unique Bordelaise ability to develop complexity with age. Most First Growths are too austere a style in my opinion.

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* 152+ IQ (as he maxed out the test, but a psychologist estimated his IQ to be 170)

Lol, no. I scored 180+ as a child. 170 is the ceilling of most IQ tests for adults. The clinical psychologist said that, even though I scored 152+ in that test, I would have scored 170+ if I took a test with that ceilling. To be honest, my IQ cannot be measured by tests made for Humans. However, if I were to take a test with enough ceilling to measure it, I would score around 225 IQ points.

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* Knows everything about everything.

I am what the ancient Romans called a "nomenclator", that is, someone possesed of eidetic memory. My intelligence is only surpassed by my ability to memorize data. But I don't know everything. Remember that, due to the Neumann paradox, it is impossible to know absolute truth because all ultimate explanations for reality are contained in reality itself, meaning that no explanation can convey a complete picture of reality. Nevertheless, I know more than the populations of the U.S and China combined - with the U.S representing new knowledge developed since the Industrial Revolution and China old, holistic knowledge examplified by the Tao.

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* Soon to be the father of a new wave of AI's

Yes, stay tuned. Those who doubt me will eat their words soon.

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* Will soon release his own TOE

I must confess I am having some difficulties with this. I will have to create a system of logic that transcends mathematics to accomplish this. This is pretty much the only thing that is presenting any challenge to my supreme intellect, and I will prevail.

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* Loves himself and is aware of his talents, making tiny tits feel inferior

They should actually love me. I will solve most of the World's problems eventually and this is how the untermenschen thank me

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* Has better english than most Getbiggers, despite english being a secondary language

This is true. I once wrote a letter to Norman Mailler to discuss his upcoming lecture in the French Academy Of Letters, and he was shocked when I told him that not only was I not an English literature major, but I wasn't even a native English-speaker.

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* And so on and so on

An so on and so forth. C'est la vie!

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So bitches, bow to the master (of everything including pushing your buttons)

Their sitting all day in front of their computers inside their trailers using their pirated internet connections has left them with arthrites and the inability to bow down, methinks. This is why they don't bow to my epic dominance. It is the only explanation.

This is what led me to become an international playboy and bon vivant. My hobby is to engineer coups-d'etat. I play chess with the nations of the World, because there are only so many supermodels and soap opera starlets that can you can pork in the asshole before getting bored. And let me tell you that I've slept in a single week with more beautiful women than Hugh Hefner does in an entire year. My favorite is left bank claret. I don't understand the popularity that Pomerol and Saint Emilion wines have garnered in the last decades. With the exception of Cheval Blanc and Chateau Petrus, I find them highly overrated. My favorite is Chateau Mouton-Rotschild, which, although many don't feel deserves to be classed as a First Growth, in my opinion has the best balance of fruit forwardness and that unique Bordelaise ability to develop complexity with age. Most First Growths are too austere a style in my opinion.

Lol, no. I scored 180+ as a child. 170 is the ceilling of most IQ tests for adults. The clinical psychologist said that, even though I scored 152+ in that test, I would have scored 170+ if I took a test with that ceilling. To be honest, my IQ cannot be measured by tests made for Humans. However, if I were to take a test with enough ceilling to measure it, I would score around 225 IQ points. I am what the ancient Romans called a "nomenclator", that is, someone possesed of eidetic memory. My intelligence is only surpassed by my ability to memorize data. But I don't know everything. Remember that, due to the Neumann paradox, it is impossible to know absolute truth because all ultimate explanations for reality are contained in reality itself, meaning that no explanation can convey a complete picture of reality. Nevertheless, I know more than the populations of the U.S and China combined - with the U.S representing new knowledge developed since the Industrial Revolution and China old, holistic knowledge examplified by the Tao.

Yes, stay tuned. Those who doubt me will eat their words soon.

I must confess I am having some difficulties with this. I will have to create a system of logic that transcends mathematics to accomplish this. This is pretty much the only thing that is presenting any challenge to my supreme intellect, and I will prevail.

They should actually love me. I will solve most of the World's problems eventually and this is how the untermenschen thank me

This is true. I once wrote a letter to Norman Mailler to discuss his upcoming lecture in the French Academy Of Letters, and he was shocked when I told him that not only was I not an English literature major, but I wasn't even a native English-speaker.

An so on and so forth. C'est la vie!

Their sitting all day in front of their computers inside their trailers using their pirated internet connections has left them with arthrites and the inability to bow down, methinks. This is why they don't bow to my epic dominance. It is the only explanation.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Yes, Debussey remembers the 180+ IQ thing, you wrote it in a PM, it should have been included

AND FOR FUCKS SAKE, WHO CAN NOT LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS POST HAD DEBUSSEY CRYING AND SMILING!! TALK ABOUT PUTTING DEBUSSEY THROUGH ITS PACES

What is left for this awesome individual? To put Gödel to shame by publishing "The SuckMyMuscle "I am completeness" theorem?"