Monday, November 20, 2006

I luv Traffic Jams..:)Nope you haven't read it wrong.. i really love traffic jams.. Thts the best thing to face in the morning.. :) reasons :-1) Jams make people to keep patience.. there is no unnecessary honking, which people do to over take other.. here since there is no need of honking.. u slowly and steadily keep moving..2) There is no trafffice nusance.. hence lesser of accidents..u keep on slowly moving ur vehicle here and there so no sharp left or right overtaking.. man i tell u hyd traffic is really rough.. its better to drive in Jams then without jam..3) It sharpens ur brain!!!! Ya it really do.. its actually like playing video games live.. u need to keep in mind ur width and length..then u annalyze whether wud u be able to shrink ur vehicle in tht place..without denting others vehicle.. then if u can carefully take some sharp seps u might be able to cross few vehicle taking u more nearer to signal that is victory..:) hey n how many red and green lights u took b4 crossing that signal..;)4) You can have better look on shops and advertisement on the road.. thus next time someone ask u about a shop ..u can tell on which signal u saw the shop..5) Better planning of day.. u can actually plan out lots of things while standing in traffic doing nth except moving ur brain..6) If u r not a newspaper reader.. then it can actually help u developing that habbit.. u will read each and every line of newspaper while standing in traffic..7) Most common reason u can tell ur boss for reaching late to office..;)8) N also u get better chance of finding partner for dating.. just next time u see someone u can strt interacting..she/he can't do ath except listening to u... Infact im sure in near future u will have ur project meetings or other imp meetings at signal only..Thus better utilization of traffic jams. you will soon find Jams restuarant and Jams cafe house.. and also Jams marriage beureau.. See it not so bad right..!!

i SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GUTS....REALLY i MEAN IT....i DONT KNOW HOW ONE COULD WRITE CRAP LIKE THIS...AND FEEL PROUD OF THAT...fOR GODS SAKE..PLEASE STOP WRITING..IF THERE IS SOMEONE WHO SAYS THAT YOU ARE WRITING BEAUTIFULLY...EITHER HE IS LYING OR HE IS A MORE BIGGER NUT THAN YOU..