It's amazing, I can't even believe it. I've been so lucky in terms of that whole world, it is a dangerous world out there. It's like Vietnam, sort of [...] It is my personal Vietnam. I feel like a great and very brave solider.

Stern then recalled a conversation he and Trump had in private about how women's vaginas are like land mines.

When referring to vaginas, Trump said,

There's some real danger there.

Um, excuse me?

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OK, Howard Stern is known to be crass, but that comment is just gross.

Luckily, he's not the one running for president. Unfortunately, Donald Trump is.

And let's not forget the presidential candidate doesn't even know what real war is like. He deferred being drafted five times.

He avoided being drafted at the age of 22 after graduating from college in 1968 because of bone spurs in his heels. Before that diagnosis, he was actually really healthy and athletic. He had even played football, tennis and squash and was taking up golf.

The next four times, he deferred because of education.

So no, Trump was not one of the millions of men who fought in Vietnam. He has no idea what it's like to fight in a war for our country.