And not because I want a man in a black suit to creep up behind me and viciously sodomise me but because this picture is a reminder that this movie is going to be fucking awesome and will make a lot of people wish Heath Ledger hadn't popped his clogs.

Oh god you're right. I did go on about Transformers and then it did suck unquantifiable amounts of balls.

However the trump card. Christopher Nolan has yet to make a bad film whereas Michael Bay...well all of them suck. Apart from Bad Boys 2 of course which has the honour of being the joint number one action movie of all time (Point Break being the other).

Your parting comment negates any shred of heterosexuality that you may have had left in you however.

With regards to doing a Heath. The odds were always good that I would die alone in a hotel of a pills overdose purposefully or not so the quality of this movie may effect no change in that regard.