I was growing an ejector seat from a baby one time. Just before it reached full maturity it ejected from the garden. My wife told me it happens to lots of guys. Sure enough just then my 16 year old neighbors went off. He said it was his first time and he couldn't help it. His girl friend looked pissed.

I can't think of anything other than a car or cannon to be ejected from...and I can't imagine that there would be a good time to ejected from either, prematurely or not! However, if you meant to ask about premature EJACULATION...well, I'm a female, so the question isn't applicable.

I was growing an ejector seat from a baby one time. Just before it reached full maturity it ejected from the garden. My wife told me it happens to lots of guys. Sure enough just then my 16 year old neighbors went off. He said it was his first time and he couldn't help it. His girl friend looked pissed.

On first read I thought you said "I was getting an ejector seat for a baby..." I was thinking, I really don't like kids, but that's taking it a little too far...

I can't think of anything other than a car or cannon to be ejected from...and I can't imagine that there would be a good time to ejected from either, prematurely or not! However, if you meant to ask about premature EJACULATION...well, I'm a female, so the question isn't applicable.

I can't think of anything other than a car or cannon to be ejected from...and I can't imagine that there would be a good time to ejected from either, prematurely or not! However, if you meant to ask about premature EJACULATION...well, I'm a female, so the question isn't applicable.

On second thought, I suppose this thread IS actually applicable to women...I HAVE had a premature ejaculator...or at least that was the plan until "having" him became unnecessary. Needless to say, he was prematurely ejected...lmao!!!(Just kidding, boys...we know sh!t happens ;))

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