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Ludicity on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193646
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 08:15:54 +0000Ludicity193646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Much obliged. And an excellent photo as well, whoever did it.
</p>Al OPecia on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193642
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 07:55:41 +0000Al OPecia193642@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice one, as usual.</p>
<p>It's a Buckwestminster Fuller Dome.
</p>Wrenfoe on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193619
Tue, 03 Sep 2013 05:24:18 +0000Wrenfoe193619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Starz and fp gratz
</p>godly1966 on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193572
Mon, 02 Sep 2013 18:16:25 +0000godly1966193572@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>very good.
</p>Titus on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193570
Mon, 02 Sep 2013 17:59:13 +0000Titus193570@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Yeah, I like this.
</p>Sinnick on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193565
Mon, 02 Sep 2013 17:40:38 +0000Sinnick193565@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Wonderful. 5*
</p>Robopop on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193553
Mon, 02 Sep 2013 15:41:51 +0000Robopop193553@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Missed this earlier. Very good.
</p>Oxbridge on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193481
Mon, 02 Sep 2013 10:37:03 +0000Oxbridge193481@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Very nice. Scope for cross-breeding the Farage with something from the SNP?
</p>Ludicity on "Politicians to be permanently sealed within giant Westminster Bubble"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=66053#post-193478
Mon, 02 Sep 2013 09:44:03 +0000Ludicity193478@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Plans to contain the entire Westminster village within a vast geodosic sphere are almost complete. The multi-million pound Odium Project aims to collect every variety of politician, lobbyist and political journalist and keep them in a safe, temperature controlled environment.</p>
<p>‘We hope that by containing all the different types of political species we might be able to learn something new about how they operate,’ said Project Director Dr Marcus Pennington. ‘It will also keep them from interacting with the real world, which, as we know, can be disastrous.’</p>
<p>Within the bubble there will be two enclosures, or biomes. The topical biome will allow politicians to run around briefing, counter-briefing and making ill-informed comments about a hot topic in the news. Meanwhile, a second dome will give them something to claim expenses on. </p>
<p>The Odium Project is set to become a popular visitor attraction where the public can come and watch politicians operating in their natural environment. ‘We encourage visitors to look at these strange creatures, but not to touch them or try to give them food,’ explained Dr Pennington. ‘They might appear cute but they easily get excited and things can quickly escalate into a full-scale feeding frenzy.’</p>
<p>Dr Pennington also revealed plans to cross-fertilise certain species of politician to create entirely new varieties. ‘We currently have a very weak strain of Miliband that we are hoping to cross with a hardy perennial, the Dennis Skinner, to create a much more outspoken Leader of the Opposition with an endless supply of abusive comments.’</p>
<p>A more controversial scheme is the plan to create a new Tory hybrid, the Boris-Tebbit. The end result will be a politician that gets on its bike and looks for photo opportunities. </p>
<p>Meanwhile a conservation program will help save endangered species such as The Lesser Spotted Clegg, a rare two-faced chimera currently on the verge of extinction. However, so far, this proposal has seen a notable lack of funding.</p>
<p>The Westminster Bubble will be secured and vacuum sealed next month when all the air will be pumped out leaving the inhabitants to exist purely on the oxygen of publicity.
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