Just a friendly reminder that the internet is full of people, and many of them are much smarter than you. They know all your secrets, from all your posts, and all your 'other' activities. Don't try to keep things from them. They will hunt you down, cut you up, and sell your liver to a hospital in Vietnam. You've been warned.

Just a friendly reminder that the internet is full of people, and many of them are much smarter than you. They know all your secrets, from all your posts, and all your 'other' activities. Don't try to keep things from them. They will hunt you down, cut you up, and sell your liver to a hospital in Vietnam. You've been warned.

Really though, with the amount of effort going into hacking it, you have to figure it's just a matter of time before some does. The whole thing is magnet for people with the right skills looking for a challenge, and I'd imagine the Russians aren't the only government who'd like it to go away.

So, let me get this straight... when Anonymous does it, it's an act of cyber-terror, but when CERT does it, it's a research project?

I haven't been following this (mainly due to a lack of interest) but is CERT just saying "Hey, check out what we can do?" or are they saying "We're going to reveal all this stuff and crash your websites and put up 'CERT was here' images unless you change your ways"?

I mean, learning that the NSA cracked my bank's security would worry me less than learning that some random 4Chan chump cracked my bank's security. That's not to condone either but one is still going to cause me more immediate concern (and, no, I'm not terribly worried about the NSA looking at my utility bill payments compared to someone draining the account).

I'm getting the distinct impression most of you don't know what Tor is. It's not a server with user data on it. It's not remotely similar to a hacker group infiltrating some companies servers and stealing what's on them. It's more akin to someone cracking an encryption methodology and then semi-quietly telling the community "Hey. Um... You should maybe update your code cause it's not secure anymore". Which is a good thing.

Having said that, anyone totally relying on Tor as a means of doing say illegal stuff and not getting caught was/is foolish as ****. The first thing to realize about any form of network security (and Tor isn't even really that since it just makes the transport more difficult to track), is it's always about effort to secure versus effort to reveal. The best rule of thumb is and always will be that if you don't want someone to know something *ever*, don't put it on a network *ever*.

I don't need gbaji long winded input on what I should do on my jewelry site.

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I'm getting the distinct impression most of you don't know what Tor is.

This is known as the "false consensus" effect, where you assume everyone are idiots because all of the people in your immediate circle of friends are slack jawed fucking morons. My nine year old knows what Tor is from watching Minecraft videos on youtube where people make jokes about it. They make jokes about it in a "let's play" for a children's game because, and this is important, *nearly everyone who isn't computer illiterate and under the age of 90 know what it is*. They talk about it on fucking House of Cards, a show aimed at baby boomers. Among others. Probably fucking Hannah Montana. It's not a secret. Other things *everyone* reading this already understands:

Please spare us your urges to attempt to "explain" any of the above. Comedy is one thing, but it frequently ends out being painful to read because you are such a horrible writer. Thanks in advance.

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