Dennison Men's Clothiers ad (c. 1960s), read by overnight deejay Charlie Greer on 77 WABC. Always loved hearing those ads for the now-defunct store (Route 22, Union, New Jersey) whenever I listened to my transistor radio under the covers in the middle of the night. The ads, always tongue-twisters, were written in "iambic pentameter." (Yeah, I had to look it up too.)