(Deserted landscape, Ferdelance, Super Nova, and Kitfox travelling along, Puma scouting far ahead.)
"Hey, guys? I thought you said there was supposed to be something out here. I haven't seen anything yet."
"Commander said to explore out here, said there was rummured to be an enemy party out here."
"Yeah, but I don't see....wait, I think I see a lone eye, what should I do?"
"Shoot it, what else? Its obviously a scout of some kind."
Puma starts shooting the Lone Eye , "Guys, it won't die. I can't even scratch it.....there's more contacts on radar....they're all around me! Wait, they're all lone eyes."
"All lone eyes? There can't be that many in one pack. Oh well, we're on our way to clean them up for you."
"Ok, just hurry up, these things are clouding my sight.........Holy (beep), the probe in front of me is opening up a big cannon"
"Say what? Thats not even possible."
"Dear lord, help m..*BOOM*"
"Hey, Bob, you there? Answer me!"
"Maybe we should go get him. He probably just feinted from what his radar told him.
"I guess you're right. Well, there's some of them on radar now."
"Wow, he was right, there are some lone eyes in a pack. Very unusual."
"Lets take them out."
Lone Eyes get shot up for a moment.
"Why won't they die? They should've been dead by now!"
"Guys, they're surrounding us....I'm taking damage! What in the world are these probes?!"
"There's too many, what's in these things?"
That night, 4 smoke clouds rose up, and the Herd rode on.

I know I'm resurrecting an ancient thread, but I just rediscovered it and thought I should make a note that this was actually done to a node about a year ago. A small node was overrun by about 200 armed lone eye probes and a SJM was felled in the chaos. Yes, by speed 0/9 probes, and it wasn't afk.