Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner had a baby girl yesterday. Yep, she has been preggo for nine months. Yep, we have avoided discussing them. Yep, its because Ben Affleck is a douchebag.

The actress’s rep says: “Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck gave birth to a healthy baby girl.”
The baby was born Tuesday in Los Angeles. No other details were immediately available. Garner and Affleck, both 36, are also parents to daughter Violet, 3.

I hope Ben stops reproducing, and quickly. I just can’t stand the guy. I think its the whole Boston thing he tries to keep going on. Or its his big head.

Apparently Jennifer Garner has had to file a restraining order from some religious zealot nutbag who wants to stalk her and her kid. Steven Burky, the accused, apparently likes writing letters that are primarily based on insanity and delusions, the two of which go hand-in-hand.

In papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Nov. 7, the mom-to-be asks for protection against Steven R. Burky, 36, who she alleges has “engaged in obsessive and harassing behavior, posting about me on the Internet, sending me multiple packages and letters containing delusional and paranoid thoughts and following me around the country, through multiple states, to make contact with me.”
Jennifer’s sworn affidavit states that Burky has shown up at her private residence — where she lives with hubby Ben Affleck and their 2-year-old, Violet — and said that “God sent him a vision” that the actress would be persecuted in a way that could result in her death.