Creative WriterBack to the memes. Tamy (3 Sides of Crazy) tagged me with the Creative Liar...err..Writer meme that a lot of you have been doing.Rules1.Thank the person who gave this to you. (Thanks Tamy!)2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog.(Done)3. Link to the person who nominated you. (see above)4. Tell us up to six outrageous lies about yourself, and at least one outrageous truth.5. Allow your readers to guess which one or more are true.5. Nominate seven "Creative Writers" who might have fun coming up with outrageous lies.6. Post links to the seven blogs you nominate.7. Leave a comment on each of the blogs letting them know you nominated them.

Okay, here are my entries. Some are outright lies, some are partially true, and only one is entirely true.

I've never been out of the United States but I keep my passport handy because you never know when "legal entanglements" may arise.

I have a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

I fractured my skull while surfing on my mother's 50th birthday & it was also Mother's day that year.

I love fish. I love it grilled, fried, smoked, and baked, I just can't stand sushi.

I surfed in Hurricane Hugo for some of the biggest surf of my life.

You can see me in the background in one of the bowling alley scenes in The Big Lebowski.

I was once arrested wearing nothing but a towel.

So you figure it out, which one is true?Over The Top!I also was tagged with the Over The Top! meme over at Mommy Gourmet's My Original Recipes. I have to answer the following with one word answers. I might cheat and use a lot of hyphens to sneak in more than one word.

Your Cell Phone? AnnoyingYour Hair? ThinningYour Mother? NursingYour Father? RecuperatingYour Favorite Food? BBQYour Dream Last Night? noneYour Favorite Drink? WaterYour Dream/Goal? QuixoteWhat Room Are You In? StudyYour Hobby? Food!Your Fear? HeightsWhere Do You See Yourself In Six Years? ContentWhere Were You Last Night? HomeSomething That You Aren't? ShortMuffins? Pancakes!Wish List Item? stand mixerWhere Did You Grow Up? FloridaLast Thing You Did? (last night was valentines....pleading the fifth)What Are You Wearing? BathrobeYour TV? offYour Pets? chinchillasFriends? far awayYour Life? satisfactoryYour Mood? peacefulMissing Someone? sureVehicle? basic sedanSomething You Aren't Wearing? a leather teddy with thigh highs and heelsYour Favorite Store? Fresh MarketYour Favorite Color? Blue...wait, no yellow (aaaaeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiii!) Monty Python fans get it.When Was The Last Time You Laughed? last nightLast Time You Cried? can't recallYour Best Friend? asleepOne Place You Go To Over And Over Again? workFacebook? a bitFavorite Place To Eat? Puleo's Grille

I'm supposed to tag others with these Meme's but you know how that goes. They always say they'll get right on it, then they forget or take forever (like me). So if you want to do this, consider yourself tagged.

15 comments:

You made my Valentine's Dinner fantabulous dahling. I shall keep you tucked in my virtual cookbook shelf for an eternity. He went to bed with a stomach ache. Consider this a testament to all thing nibble. Gumbo I am in search of the best Gumbo evah. Love, The Bumpkin

I'm with LA on this - #2 is my pick for the true statement, but those are some amusing claims. :PI showed my grandson some select Monty Python clips last week. The Bridge Keeper and the Black Knight was his favorites and he was quoting that exact line to me yesterday at breakfast! Made me smile to see your quote.