President Barack Obama delivered his regular litany of jokes and zingers at Saturday night’s White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner, entertaining assembled members of the media at Washington, D.C.’s yearly “nerd prom.”

At the 2011 dinner, Obama ripped into attendees Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump, both of whom were leaders in the “birther” campaign that accused the president of being born in Kenya. Obama let Bachmann off easier, floating a rumor that she was born in Canada (“Yes, Michele, this is how it starts”), but absolutely destroyed Trump. The president mocked Trump’s “credentials and experience,” pointing to Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice and suggesting that the flame-haired conservative personality would move on to finding “Biggie and Tupac” after giving up his birther crusade. In 2013, Obama walked out to D.J. Khaled’s “All I Do Is Win,” noting that “Rush Limbaugh warned you about this. Second term, baby.”

How did this year’s Obama performance compare? You be the judge: his best lines from the evening are available below.

“I admit it, last year was so bad, the 47 percent called Mitt Romney to apologize.”

“Of course, we rolled out Healthcare.gov. That could have gone better.”

“On Community, Joel plays a preening, self-obsessed narcissist. So this dinner must be a change of pace for you.”

“I am a little jet-lagged from my trip to Malaysia. The lengths we have to go to to get CNN coverage these days. I think they’re still searching for their table.”

“MSNBC is here—they’re a little over-whelmed. They’ve never seen an audience this big before.”

“A general rule—a sentence doesn’t usually go well when it begins, ‘Let me tell you something I know about the Negro,’” Obama said in a reference to rancher Cliven Bundy. “You don’t really need to hear the rest of it.”

“Colorado legalized marijuana this year. I hope it doesn’t lead to a bunch of paranoid people who think the government is out to get them, and listening to their phone calls,” the president said, nodding to the N.S.A.’s mass surveillance programs.

“Let’s face it, Fox, you’ll miss me when I’m gone. It’ll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya.”

“These days, the House Republicans give John Boehner a harder time than me, which means that orange really is the new black.”

“What if every [Obamacare] checkup came with free Clippers tickets? And not the old, Don Sterling Clippers, the new, Oprah Clippers. What if [Obamacare] gave Mitch McConnell a pulse. Would that be good enough?”

At the end of Obama’s speech, he introduced a video clip that stalled and failed, a wink at the rollout problems Healthcare.gov encountered. Former Health and Human Services secretary Kathleen Sebelius appeared to save the day.