>>26160710I was about to write a greentext, but I realized that all it was going to amount to was a gag where Anon check's Spike's fever, and burns his hand when he learns that dragons have fevers of 300 degrees

You take the blue pill, you are now in Equestria. You simply disappear from the real world and believe whatever you want to believe. After a while you will be presumed dead in the real world. Your friends and family will miss you, but you won't think of them when you are in an eternal state of happiness.

You take the red pill, you wake up in your bed. You stay in the real world, and you will always remember that you chose to stay with your friends and family instead of living in blissful ignorance.

>>26157317>you will never be forced to breed Chrysalis for an entire week to ensure every single one of her eggs are fertilized before she lays the clutch.>she will never cast a virility spell on you and force you to eat hypernutrient changeling jelly during that time, ensuring you can only eat, sleep, and breed her.>you will never pound her so hard and so often that her belly swells so much the bottom is translucent, the hundreds of...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

And I really don't care for the way your roommate left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with a fucking box of fucking candy that was fucking empty. And I really didn't care to fucking walk all the way across fucking Ponyville on my fucking feet to get back...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

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