sorry I've been uber busy lately. It's only one day past DQ :(
also I have easy access to this thread so you don't need to bump it JUST SAYING
I'm really sorry about this, but I've been really busy with school and stuff and haven't really gotten a solid block of time to ref. I'll have it up tomorrow for sure, probably around 4 PM EST

Abilities:Pick Up: (Innate) This Pokemon has a natural habit of collecting items. Whenever a hold item (it's own or an opponents) is used or knocked onto the ground with a move like Knock Off, this Pokemon will immediately pick up that item without using an action. It can also grab dropped or naturally occuring hold items in arenas.Thick Fat: (Innate) This Pokemon has a great deal of extra fat or muscle that increases its resistance to extreme heat or extreme cold, reducing the type effectiveness of Fire and Ice-typed attacks to the next level of resistance (2x weak becomes neutral, neutral becomes resistance, etc.)Gluttony (DW): (Innate) This Pokemon devours healing and stat increasing berries at 50% health (flat) instead of 25% health (flat).

After a long, long delay, both Pokemon return to N's playroom to enjoy a nice game. The part we don't know, however, is this isn't just a friendly game of monopoly, it's a battling game! Okay I'm sorry I'm watching Inception right now. I'll edit this later, but you can issue actions.
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Abilities:
Shield Dust: (Innate) This pokemon has dust covering the outside of its body that prevents opponents secondary effects from taking place (eg burn from Flamethrower). It does not block direct status moves (such as Thunder Wave.)
Static: (Innate) This pokemon’s body is surrounded by an electric field that has a 30% chance of paralyzing opponents that use contact moves on this pokemon.
Sheer Force (DW): (Can be Enabled) This Pokemon can energize all its attacks with secondary effect chances less than 100%. When Enabled, the Base Attack Power of every move with an effect chance less than 100% increases by two (2), but they will never have a secondary effect.

Both small baby Pokemon look at each other. Well, at least Monohm, fresh from its Pokeball, looks at Munchlax sound asleep. It takes this opportunity to charge up electricity. Sparks fly as Monohm starts to become extremely powerful. Munchlax snoozes on as Monohm shocks it with a powerful Thunderbolt, waking it up! Munchlax then forgets a lot of stuff and boosts its Special Defense as Munchlax pulses like a dragon! Very boring round I know.
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Well, we can do this... Probably. Spiffy, I want you to create a Twister, and launch it at Munchlax, picking up as much debris with it as possible - I want it to wallop him HARD. To increase the power and speed, launch a Sonicboom at it in combo. End with a Thunderbolt.

sorry for tardiness (again), Rolf knows that I've been busy though, so thanks to both of you for not DQing me.

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Exhausted but extremely determined, Monohm and Munchlax slowly encompass the toy shelf as they wait for the right moment to strike. Monohm starts to gaze into Munchlax's fat, finding where it will hurt the most. Found it! Monohm shoots out a small twister, aiming for the said chunk of blubber. Munchlax tries to run away, but everyone knows how that will turn out. The twister picks up Munchlax (it's the only thing that can) and traps it! Monohm then strikes with a huge Sonicboom whose power was aided by the twister! Now, Munchlax is almost seriously injured! However, it knows it can take the time to release itself from this small tornado and hits Monohm by chipping away its fluff. It then screeches really loudly and chips away some more stuff. Monohm gets mad and strikes Munchlax with a big, mighty Thunderbolt!
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I want to end by saying that Rolf's hax was pure luck and is not intended to cause arguments/misconceptions. I know two crits is a bit fishy, but I can't help what RNG does. Also, for the combo, I just combined the power of two twisters and a Sonicboom (since Munchlax was in there for two actions I guess) and used the energy of a Sonicboom and two Twisters, one being a consecutive use one. Sorry for the confusion if there is any!

... I feel ill. Two crits in a row. I don't even. Spiffy, we're in a hole. Especially because of that defense drop... Spiffy, get on the skateboard, and use it to evade Munchlax's Screeches, while Dragon Pulsing it on action two.

Evasive skateboarding >>> Dragon Pulse >>> Evasive skateboarding.

EDIT: Rolf, perhaps the Marksman's critical plus skill is coming into play here? Or are you hiding a Killer Bow?!

Monohm starts the battle by boarding a skateboard. It shows off its awesome skills with a few ollies and even a 360. Jealous, Munchlax
screams very loudly as if it were crying. Monohm, on the other hand, can't even hear this astounding roar over the sound of the load skateboard gliding across the wooden floor.

Monohm takes this opportunity to fire off a powerful Dragon Pulse at Munchlax. This is indeed a strong move as it hits Munchlax right in the fat. Now, the little overweight munchkin is ready to roll. This is literally what it does, too! Munchlax starts rolling faster than any skateboard can ever go and catches up to Monohm, who is now kicking for its life. Munchlax picks up the skateboard and chips away a tremendous amount of wood, then throws it at Monohm. Ouch!

Woo, Charmander, reffin like a boss! Spiffy, there's no way we can win this... Mental note, BUY SLACK OFF! But we're not going down without a fight! On the offensive! And he'll run out of this energy this round, fo sho.

Sorry guys, but I forgot that Chip Away ignores stat changes, so that -defense stuff doesn't apply. I added the health that Monohm shouldn't have lost back.
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Health: 47
Energy: 41%
Status: -
Drops: -1 Defense
Other: -

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Health: 29 Energy: 16% Status: - Boosts: +2 SpD Other: -​

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Both Pokemon stare at each other from across the room yes all that stuff happens. Now, without further adieu, round ~10 (I list track).

Monohm strikes Munchlax hard with a huge, negatively charged Thunderbolt. The massive power of this electrical beam surely does a lot of damage to Munchlax! Munchlax retaliates by literally walking right in front of Monohm and ripping of some of its fluff. What? Ouch! That must have hurt a lot.

Not feeling fluffy enough to release another strike of electricity, Monohm decides to go with its less-known, arguably less-effective dragon heritage and pulse out a colossal amount of energy. This is none other than its famous Dragon Pulse, folks! Munchlax, once again, retaliates by chipping off some of Monohm's fluff. How rude!

Finally, Monohm is ready to deliver the finishing blow. Munchlax looks about ready to body slam Monohm into the ground, but a huge, electric stream of energy hits it before it can do anything! Munchlax falls to the ground with undistinguished feelings, fainted.

Ferroseed emerges from its Pokeball complete its roll as a random spiky durian fruit. It definitely does this as Monohm looks extremely intimidated by its lack of of limbs! Both Pokemon, polar opposites in terms of stats, typing, name, creator, design, and texture, are ready to fight.

Monohm starts off the battle with a surprising, yet appropriate beam of red flames. Everyone knows how much damage this will do to Ferroseed, so we all watch closely as Monohm's chance of victory skyrockets. Ferroseed promptly reacts by charging into this soft cotton ball with hard spikes of steel, literally. This looks like it did a lot of damage, but the burns on Ferroseed's coat prove that it isn't enough just yet.

Monohm takes this chance to chill and heal its wound, but Ferroseed knows it must catch up. The spiky fruit that apparently smells like rotting meat reacts with another payback straight in the face of Monohm! Monohm, however, shows no interest to fight back as it just relaxes and restores its energy level.

STEALING ROUNDS! Monohm starts ends off the battle with a surprising even another, yet appropriate beam of red flames. Everyone knows how much damage this will do to Ferroseed, so we all watch closely as Monohm's chance of victory skyrockets dies. Ferroseed promptly reacts by charging into this soft cotton ball with hard spikes of steel, literally. This looks like it did a lot of damage, but the burns on Ferroseed's coat prove that it isn't enough just yet it just won.

Rolf Wins
Now this is extremely honest: From the get-go, I thought Rolf kind of had this (Aerodactyl vs. Nidoran, really). Son Of Shadoo, you REALLY hustled at the end, and it shows. You got his last Pokemon to 38 HP from almost a determined loss. Great Job guys ^_^