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1) Martin has been annoying everyone, again

Yes, everyone in the entire camp seems to dislike Martin, but we are tempted to say he actually adds a bit of spice to the mix. Without him in the camp, it would definitely risk being bland to say the least, perhaps as bland as a bowl of rice and beans?

A cursory glance at Twitter seems to suggest most people have less patience for Martin than your humble author, however, poor chap:

Martin's the kid who pushed you in the playground and when u pushed him back he ran crying to the teacher #imaceleb

2) Was that the best Bushtucker trial yet?

Surely that Bushtucker trial should go down as one of the best this year? The celebs downing pints of blended pigs' penis, cockroaches and flies with catchy names such as 'Special Spew', 'Fly Neken', and 'San Mig Hell', was a really a sight for sore eyes.

Adam kindly picked 'Newcastle Brown Snail' for Joel, who was nearly sick but just about managed to down his drink. We don't blame you, Joel, you've a stronger stomach than us.

Ola proved herself to have nerves of steel as she downed pint after pint of vile liquid. After confidently downing her first drink, 'Special Spew', made of blended beech worms - yum - she had to face the tie-breaker challenge with Martin which she won, to down blended sheep's testicles. We're feeling queasy just thinking about it.

3) Martin and Adam's feud deepens

Today saw some good old-fashioned childishness - and we liked it. It all started when Martin was demoted back from his royal status to an average Joe, which meant he had to do some tasks to help out Adam and the other royals. When Adam asked him to bring over some water, Martin 'accidentally' tripped over, spilling the water all over Adam and his bed.

In retaliation, later on when Adam won the Dingo Dollars challenge, he refused to give Martin any of the chocolate that he, Sam, Ola and Wayne won, but allowed everyone else in the entire camp to have some. Now, now children, play nicely.

4) Sam's thrilled to welcome another 'Queen' to Snake Rock

Olympic gold medalist Sam Quek is thrilled when Ola returned to Snake Rock instead of Martin. “It’s so nice to have a fellow Queen in camp we have two Kings and two Queens now, it’ll definitely be more chilled without Martin.” We're inclined to agree, Sam.

Ola is equally over the moon about her elevated status, and earnestly lays out the principles with which she aims to rule her kingdom: “I’m enjoying being the Queen, I’m going to be a good Queen with a warm heart, not a nasty Queen. I will treat my subjects with respect very well because I like them a lot – unless it is Martin and I might make him suffer!” Wicked witch of the west?

Ola looks annoyed when Martin is rude to her on the phone after she joins the royal campCredit:
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5) There's no Ant without Dec

Look ITV, what are you trying to do to us? Just don't split up Ant and Dec, OK? The internet has responded, and it's not happy. Thank goodness you've seen the error of your ways.

6) Bye Bye Claim of Thrones, it's almost as if winter is coming...

Oh, that Game of Thrones theme tune, how we loved it. But, alas, all good things come to an end, and Claim of Thrones is one of those good things. We can only wait with baited breath to find out what will take its place.

The royals choose some chocolate as a reward at the Outback Shack

The Dingo Dollar challenge...

All four royals took part in this evening's Dingo Dollar challenge... that's now Ola, Sam (Sam who?), Wayne and Adam. Today's challenge consisted of a bright green pool that, according to Wayne, "stinks". We're sure it does, Wayne.

The camp mates have to fill a tube to four liters with the rancid fluid, which they successfully do. We're loving it - everyone's loving it, in fact:

Tie breaker

Yep, Martin finally vommed. "This is the best TV I've ever seen, this is so good," comments Joel. We can't help but agree with him.

Joel and Martin lose the trial, while Adam retains his royal role and Ola is upgraded. "I lost again, Adam is a formidable force of victory," says Joel on his defeat. Poor old Martin regails the other campmates with tales of the pint of blended cockroaches and pint of flies he's just downed, to which Lisa responds: “You know what will get rid of that taste Martin….beans!”

The Bush Brewery Bushtucker Trial

Oh fantastic, what a celebration! It's the 300th Bushtucker trial, and Ant & Dec are in a good mood - the campmates Joel, Martin, Wayne and Ola are celebrating with a knees up in the Bush Brewery. “In the Bush Brewery, the four of you will take part in a drinking competition with a difference, you get to choose one of our refreshing Jungle ales for your opponent to drink."

Yum yum yum, now these are some ales to impress even your most hardened east London hipster. Blended pigs penis, blended beech worms and blended cockroachs are just some of the delicacies. Don't vom, Martin - please, just don't vom.

Martin is every single person in the back of a taxi on Saturday night #ImACeleb

Martin gets pushy as his royal status goes to his head

Oh wow Larry is in a rather mischievous mood this morning, thinking about what he'll send the royals for breakfast. “Part of me wants to send over some really hard beans. But there would be no point in that, it may blow back in our faces,” he said to Danny.

In the meantime, Martin is getting rather pushy, "We're all a bit peckish here in our kingdom, do you have any idea about breakfast?" Scarlett isn't impressed. "I love him even though he is fresh out of playgroup," quips Joel... quite. When breakfast finally arrives, Martin is the one to be unimpressed, "That was hardly a breakfast fit for a king."

It seems like Scarlett isn't the only one feeling Martin is getting on her nerves: