Unsolicited Relationship Advice for May 27

The Sitch: After a little nanny whoopsie and consequent split several years back, the pair are officially on Round 2 of their relationship, and so far they've proven that they both are incredibly good-looking. Oh, and that they might like each other again.

Humble Suggestion: There's presumably some trust issues that the pair will need to get through to make it work. And by trust issues, I of course mean no one in their right mind would trust Jude Law alone with his manhood. Lindsay just got a SCRAM bracelet, which makes us wonder: can an equivalent be designed for adultery? Something about detection of the sweat that seeps out of ones pores when one is being a complete dirtbag. Better commission this invention ASAP, Sienna!

The Sitch: After a little nanny whoopsie and consequent split several years back, the pair are officially on Round 2 of their relationship, and so far they've proven that they both are incredibly good-looking. Oh, and that they might like each other again.

Humble Suggestion: There's presumably some trust issues that the pair will need to get through to make it work. And by trust issues, I of course mean no one in their right mind would trust Jude Law alone with his manhood. Lindsay just got a SCRAM bracelet, which makes us wonder: can an equivalent be designed for adultery? Something about detection of the sweat that seeps out of ones pores when one is being a complete dirtbag. Better commission this invention ASAP, Sienna!