American cycling apparel manufacturer Aero Tech Designs has unveiled the Ugly X-mas Jersey 2.0 with holiday technology. Available for a limited time only, this jersey was created for the all-around, off-season holiday party animal. Perfect for events at the office or going out for a classy dinner with that special someone.

New for 2015 is the Holiday Performance Enhanced Fabric that will keep you warm and toasty this winter. The fabric is engineered specifically for holiday over-eating and post-ride beers. It will keep your midsection supported through holiday dinners so you can conquer all manner of cake, pie, cookie and nog post dinner.

The Ugly X-mas Jersey 2.0 is a cycling jersey at heart and is best used to shred up fresh powder on your fat bike. The three rear pockets are custom shaped to fit exactly one dozen cookies (or two pieces of pumpkin pie) in the middle pouch and two side pockets for your favorite bottle of beer or cider. Perfect for the go-getter holiday cyclist on the move.

Every Ugly X-mas Jersey 2.0 is made by elves at the Aero Tech Designs Top Secret Holiday Laboratory in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. There it is sewn by X-mas tree light while Alvin and Chipmunks and Nat King Cole echo in the sound proof walls.

Let the X-mas Jersey be your go-to gift this holiday season. The inner neck line of the jersey is sublimated with special “To:” and “From:” tags. This will ensure that your thoughtful gift will keep on giving for many rides to come; on the other hand, the tag is on the inside of the neck line and if you don’t like who gifted you the jersey, you’ll never be able to see their name while wearing the jersey. Win-Win!