12-30-15

Well at least we are not melting. Still in the teens at night and 20’s during the day. We are seeing a few groups a day coming in for beefs. They are just happy to ride a little with the conditions we presently have. Riders coming to us are either coming up 109 I think it is from Watersmeet or 3 from the north and coming in 8 from Bruce crossing.

I think it’s time for a perfect storm. (-20 and 12+ inches)

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant “Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients”.

“Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: “So, Murphy, how was your day?”

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. “The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol…”

“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir” says Murphy.

“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what about the third one?” asks the doctor.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: ‘HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!'”