Teachers: we've all seen them out and about in society. When I was little I figured that their classrooms were like their own private little biospheres; I just didn't know where they slept. (I about fainted the first time I saw my teacher at a grocery store.)
OK, so maybe they are just like everybody else, but what about special education teachers? Surely they aren't normal...right?

This book is like the Dickens classic A Christmas Carol. It will provide you with a glimpse into the life you may have if you continue to make bad financial decisions. We offer 72 ways to prepare ALPO that you will love. It is meant as a parody and an eye opener for anyone who lives above their means and does not think saving for the future is important.

Concussive diaper explosions and aircraft lavatories. (The Mile-High Club just isn’t the same thing after kids.) Death, destruction and debt. (How can a child be born $1800 in the hole?) Sibling rivalries of biblical proportions. (“I’m telling God!” “Oh yeah? I’m telling Mom!”) Sometimes the experience of training up kids seems more akin to experiencing a train wreck.

For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 1000 Tweet-ready quotes. Here is the entire 'Assorted Quotes' set - Volumes 1-10 - in one book.
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A hilarious collection of observations of everyday life for an Expat in the Philippines, seen through the eyes of The Anonymous Bear. In this collection of essays, as told to Perry Gamsby, author of the StreetWise Philippines series of best selling expat guides to the Philippines we explore the irreverent, the ridiculous, the sublime aspects of living in this fascinating country.

There is no redeeming value to this book other than to laugh. I will not apologize or change anything that is written in this book because all of it is true. For my fans, buy it so I can get a glass of wine, for family, we are totally going out to dinner with this money, and for friends, party at you know who's house!

For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 50 Tweet-ready Quotes on Faith. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.

For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 50 Tweet-ready Humorous Quotes - Volume 2. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.

This book is an amusing (and often serious) memoir of life growing up in Catholic grade and high school. The designation, "Immaculate Misconceptions," applies to the simplistic explanations, half-truths, canonical misinterpretations, and outright disinformation received from the author’s teachers who sought to inscribe their version of the world on his young mind.

Blue Sparrow was born on Twitter (hence the name). It's a compilation of my daily ramblings as a first time novelist, encouraging myself and other writers to bite the bullet and do it, despite the fear of blank paper, the insecurities, the angst every writer faces when left alone with the story and trying to bleed it out. My Twitter followers asked me to make it.

Somewhere between the cosmos and earth you are touched by fate. Some people call this The Irony of Fate, some calls this Divine Intervention, I call it Cosmic Irony.
Part one of the three part series takes us through the younger years in my life. From trying to hide the unconscious body of my fellow classmate to demented hamsters and Korean martial arts teachers to accidents in winter sports, I

The best of bytestories (Volume I) contains a collection of funny, awkward, uplifting and/or demoralizing true stories. All are based on real life events which have occurred across the globe with the contributors hailing from all walks of life. You will read stories shared by comedians, school teachers, authors, musicians, and even an ex-US Navy captain.

For those those times when a short one-liner is needed, here are 50 Tweet-ready Humorous Quotes - Volume 1. The "Twitter Patter" series is a collection of quotes of various subjects, all aimed at fitting within that short 140-character limit. Stop counting characters and share a nugget.

Have you ever ordered leather cheese? Have you ever told your cab driver that your hotel is located on One-Way Street? I doubt it. But English speakers trying to speak German say bizarre things like this all the time and I, for one, feel their pain. Acutely, even. They are speaking Dumb Deutsch. And they have no one else to blame but themselves.