On today's show, Chris talks about being on the H3 podcast, using the women's restroom, public bathroom etiquette, Area 51, Naruto running, Lance Bass, World Hot Dog Day, new Apple emojis, and puking fails. Plus we answer some questions from Twitter.

(note: this episode was recorded about a month ago)

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On today's show, Chris talks about his friend and Army of the Dead costar Matthias Schweighöfer. Also discussed: bragging about not sleeping, protected sex and birth control, following Leslie Jones, imposter syndrome, and "X-Men".

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Hello again from Rio Grande Studios in Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about an article he saw about Tarantino's new movie Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Also discussed: Armie Hammer and his toe-sucking child, foot fetishes, nudity on Instagram, Riley Reid, "wax paper days", and the musical (and new film trailer for) Cats.

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Hello from Albuquerque! On today's show, Chris talks about feeding the mob and yet another situation where people are getting too mad about a joke. Also discussed: imaginary fights in your head with Mark Wahlberg, Sunglass Hut, the ice cream challenge, gallon smashing, family stories, and onesies.

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On today's show, Chris talks about David Caruso one liners. Also discussed: Giannis Antetokounmpo, mediterranean food, a drunk flight attendant, the full English breakfast, Chamillionaire, and Detroit Missed Connections.

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On today's show, Chris talks about ESPN. Also discussed: origin stories, sleeping on buses, bodybuilding robots, synchronizing dreams, safe words, and the opinions of dock workers. Plus we head to Atlanta for a couple missed connections

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On today's show, Chris talks about Drake's desire for chips and dip. Also discussed: Kawhi Leonard, OJ on Twitter, inner beauty, the name Hugh, bad interview questions, and the blind French guy on the Voice doing Lose Yourself. Plus, we name an Elder!

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On today's show, Chris talks about people who signed the petition to remake Game of Thrones Season 8. Also discussed: shark planes, Aquaman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sonic the Hedgehog, and R&B from the 90s.

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On today's show, Chris talks about Homicide with Logic and Eminem, Also discussed: Instagram hiding likes, Ludacris, Nate Dogg, some nice family stories, and drunk moms. We bring back MFUIPOTW and we we take a look at weird Missed Connections from Boston.

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On today's show, Chris talks about how he is a spy. Also discussed: a $170 toaster, influencers out in public, Kodak Black, rap music, seeing red, and The Steve Miller Band. Plus, we take a look at Orange County this week for Missed Connections.

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On today's show, Chris responds to the local Albuquerque news covering his reaction from last week. Also discussed: Coachella, Star Wars, Scarface, and Grandma Carmella. And we're back to Los Angeles for Missed Connections this week, some of the best yet.

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Aprils Fools!

On today's show, Theo Von sits in as a surprise guest host and brings quite a few rumors about Chris with him. Also discussed: Mike Lenoci, orgasmic meditation, and a bunch of other Theo Von brand nonsense. Plus, we do a New Orleans edition of Missed Connections.

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On today's show, Chris talks about getting blowback for making jokes. Also discussed: Millie Bobbie Brown, extreme feminism, set life, loud plane talkers, and a brand new Uncle Vinny story. Plus, we do a Bakersfield edition of Missed Connections.

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