someday you shall all succeed where i fail
which isn't saying much, because i am the master baiter of success. No, not masturbator, lol, master baiter.

I make you think you have won.
i even toast your achievements.
i pick for you a rose and present it to you with loving adoration, then i kill you on your victory lap.
I shove success down your thorat, i stick the knife in your back, front, and sides.