Hey music fans, if festivals like Bonnaroo and Coachella don’t have enough threat of contracting hepatitis for your taste… You are in luck because on the Gathering of Juggalos festival is happening August 11th to 14th in Illinois.
The Gathering of Juggalos was started in 2000 by the Insane Clown Posse as a way for their fans to all get together and do totally not creepy grown up stuff like hang out in the woods and paint their faces like clowns.
Every year, the Juggalos make an infomercial to try to convince people to come out to their gathering. This year’s video is a half hour long and is pretty effective for marketing because if you watch the entire thing, you are definitely bored enough to join them.

The only thing stopping this from being the best lapdance in recorded human history is the fact that it might not qualify. Perhaps it should be classified as a lap band dance. Regardless, let's thank DJ Paul for having his camera ready to roll at the Gathering of the Juggalos to capture this spectacular moment.