First, you need to get out more. Second, many biblical scholars think that the Fruit of Knowledge alluded to in Genesis is actually the pomegranate. Third, your humble opinion means fuck-all to me, so shut up. Have a nice day.

Are you really that much of a stupid fucking dipshit? Attention, attention Rapture Retards, let me be the first to clue you in. EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOUR ASININE MYTHOLOGY. Go get drunk or fucked or something.

*deep breath*
okay. try and get this through your thick skull somehow.
it was not actually an apple. I doubt Adam and Eve lived in apple country: it tends to be a little chilly for people who run around naked. it says "fruit" and it's probably metaphorical.

I thought that was that whole Objective Ministries thing which was proven to be a Poe. You know it claimed that OSX was evil because of the Apple logo, and the fact that it's based off of Darwin. Very funny website.