Where's the bacon? All I see is a box with a ****ty paint job, bury me in that ugly thing and I'll come back from the dead and put you in the box.

If my body can be found after I die, the cheapest wood box would be fine. If you want to waste some money on it, soak it in gasoline, set it on fire and drop it from a plane over a mountain or ocean, bonus points for skydiving with it.