Infinite monkeys with typewriters clogging Facebook feeds

Imagine … there was a “Who/What/Where quiz” on bloody bollockingbraindead BuzzFeed that posed sensible questions with realistic options for answers? One that you could get beyond the first question without screaming “FFS – what sort of simian simpleton would answer with any of these stupid responses to such a dumbass question?”

Even if there was, I still wouldn’t care what sort of fetid parasites my FaceBook friends are apparently proud of being.