Wednesday, July 29, 2009

What do famous people get down to on Saturday night? I'd like to make a few predictions/assumptions...

Its Saturday night. The mood is right. Youre in your parents' living room or maybe the back seat of that old beater you called your first car. Its getting to that special part of the evening. Its time to seal the deal. Its time to go to "the closer" and leave no doubt. You reach over, flip on the stereo, start the tape deck, un-pause the CD on that special track. Thats right; its a make out-song. Its your make-out song.

Whether you relied on Chris Isaaks "Wicked Game" or Bob Segers "Night Moves," you know what Im talking about. That one song that just set the mood. Youre already half-way down memory lane arent you? That special someone or the words to that song are already in your head.

We know how we get down, but, have you ever wondered what songs the "haves" get down to? We know they dont lead a normal life. Their make-out songs cant be like ours right? Surely they dont rely on Marvin Gaye or Barry White. So what do they reach for on Saturday night?

Have no fear, through some top secret sources of mine I present to you  (using booming game-show voice) MAKE-OUT SONGS OF THE STARS! Without further ado:

* Morgan Freeman (who was recently discovered to be dating his step grand-daughter!)  "Father Figure" by George Michael. Just when you thought George Michael songs couldnt get any creepier. YIKES! Lets move on. Quickly.

* Jonas Brothers  "Me So Horny" by 2LiveCrew. The brothers Jonas have made promises not to have sex before marriage; they even have the rings to prove it. The testosterone levels on that tour bus must be off the charts.

* Jon Gosselin (Jon & Kate plus 8)  "100 Girls" by Stroke 9. Apparently if you are a woman between the age of 22 and 70, you either have, will be, or are currently dating the reality star of the minute.

I know Ive left some obvious ones out, so leave a comment and let me know!

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