That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Whatchoo Talkinbout:JerkyMeat: I bet her vagina is filled with a roach clip, guitar pic, a broken guitar string, an ash tray, sun glasses, rolling papers, cigarette butts, bead necklace, and an old tambourine.

And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.

See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout. Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there. Just a theory.

Has The Shrub given a speech since he left? I know he's showed up at a couple of those 'This Weekend Only At The Marriot' motivational tours with lots of 'How Jaysus Wants You To Be Successful Selling Real Estate' seminars.

And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.

See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout. Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there. Just a theory.

Really all cooch is good but some are just better than others . I'm guessing that she must have had some mighty fine cooch .

I read her autobiography years ago,from what I remember,Harrison was sometimes really nasty to her and wasn't very discreet about his affairs with other women. Clapton pursued his friend's wife like his life depended on getting her,after he got her,he was aloof and whiny most of the time. By the end of the book I got the impression that she was sorry she ever left Harrison for Clapton.

meow said the dog:That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?

And a flashlight, find it and we can get out of here.Are you kidding? Find my keys and we're driving out.

See, i would wager that in order to have so many well-groupied classic rock musicians sniffing around her cooch, that thing must be tighter than a snare drum, with rippling muscle walls that can give your junk a real workout. Probably couldn't fit all that stuff in there. Just a theory.

Really all cooch is good but some are just better than others . I'm guessing that she must have had some mighty fine cooch .

amindtat:meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?

I'm sure calling you a troll will just lead to some tirade about liberals, so take me through your thought process here. "Ooo, a headline that is just barely tangentially related to a mediocre political cartoon I saw, I should share it with everyone."

amindtat:meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?

LAUGHTER OL no that was the one of much depression for Pete. I bring the joys of the rainbows.

meow said the dog:amindtat: meow said the dog: That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Wait...what? You were the inspiration for the first Type O Negative album?

LAUGHTER OL no that was the one of much depression for Pete. I bring the joys of the rainbows.

Spaced Lion: At least she waited until after the Beatles broke up, so we still get the great Clapton guest riffs on Abbey RoadWhile My Guitar Gently Weeps, the only Beatles song that Clapton played on.

FTFY

/Thanks, Mark Lewisohn//Looking forward to reading his new Beatles books

George meets Patty and writes "Hello Patty, Pleased to Make Your Acquaintance" George asks Patty to pass the mayonnaise and is inspired to write "Sauce Milady?" Absentmindedly spilling the mustard while reaching for the mayo, a bespattered Eric Clapton writes "You Better Pay For My Drycleaning, You Clumsy But Sexy Cow." An anguished George retaliates by writing the pained ode "Back Off Buster, I Saw Her First." To placate what was clearly going to turn into a song and even perhaps dance battle Patty writes the diffusionary "Easy There is More Than Enough Of The Pattster For Everybody" to which George responded with the queasy-listening classic "Eesh."

meow said the dog:That was the boredom. Mister Peter Steele wrote three of the songs of he about me. Truthful story. We were not those who were engaging in sexing although I know he wished to do this but was always the gentleman. He is very missed and had death sooner than desired by me.

Having not been coming of the Fark lately, he is been glad to see the user of you still here!

Henry Holland:Spaced Lion: At least she waited until after the Beatles broke up, so we still get the great Clapton guest riffs on Abbey Road While My Guitar Gently Weeps, the only Beatles song that Clapton played on.

FTFY

/Thanks, Mark Lewisohn//Looking forward to reading his new Beatles books

I just finished the first one. I thought I knew just about everything about the Beatles, but there is a ton of backstory information in there that was very illuminating. Great read for a fan.

Patty Boyd was a well known model of the 60's and was a perfect beauty for the time - she was in the right place at the right time to connect with GH and through him spent a lot of time with Clapton so the love triangle was not unusual at all.