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Judging by the explosion in popularity of internet dating sites, we thought that maybe there are some men out there who could use a little dating advice.

We scoured the internet and found an interesting and informative video that offers up great dating advice for men. It could be seen as a bit controversial; but we love their “Ninja” approach to the problem, lot’s of men find themselves with!

Vanilla Ice Ice Baby! He was born Robert Matthew Van Winkle on October 31, 1967, in Dallas, Texas.

He got the nickname “Vanilla” from his friends when he was 13. From a young age he was big into breakdancing. The “Ice” part of his name comes from one of his breakdance moves.
He wrote his classic, “Ice Ice Baby”, when he was 16. A little know fact is that he was also big into motocross, winning The Grand National Championships.

In 1987, he was stabbed 5 times outside City Lights Nightclub.

Vanilla’s debut album, “To the Extreme” was the fastest selling hip hop album ever. It spent 16 weeks on the charts, and sold eleven million copies. Obviously making him a very rich man!
As is often the case, Vanilla started doing heavy drugs and partying. He attempted suicide with a heroine overdose on the 4th July 1994. He was revived by his friends, and this seemed to be a turning point.

The lucky bugger also dated Madonna in late 1990. Vanilla, my man, if you ever read this, please let us know “how it was” if you know what I mean?

Here is some classic Vanilla Ice from Youtube (23 million views and counting!)

Yolandi Visser from Die Antwoord! Technically speaking she doesn’t seem to be active on Twitter. However, we didn’t think that, that should get in the way! If you have a look at the Yolandi Vi$$er pictures below, you will see what we mean!

Vi$$er is part of the group Die Antwoord, a rap-rave group. The other members being Ninja and DJ Hi-Tek. Die Antwoord are an experimental group, who describe their music as “Zef” music.

In a previous post on Ninja we decided we loved Die Antwoord, because they turned down the invitation to open for Lady Gaga. Respect!

A little saucy Kamasutra business for today! Enjoy the Pictures and Facts!

1. The exact origins of the Kama Sutra are sketchy, however it was thought to have been composed between 200 and 400 AD by
V?tsy?yana, A Hindu philosopher in the Vedic tradition.

2. Sir Richard F. Burton translated it into English 1876, who first came across it in Bombay in 1942. Burton said: “We British never knew of this kind of love-making. Had we known, we would not have ruined the lives of so many British virgins.” The Kama Sutra did not become legal in Britain until 1963.

3. It was written in the ancient Sanskrit language. In Sanskrit, Kama means desire and Sutra means rules. In the context of the book “desire” includes singing, reading, poetry and dancing as well as sex.

4. The Kama Sutra contains a total of 64 sexual positions! Some very athletic. V?tsy?yana believed there were eight ways of making love, multiplied by eight positions within each of these. In the book, they are known as the 64 Atrs.

5. According to the Kama Sutra a man becomes irresistible to women if he were to tie the bone of a peacock or hyena which has been covered in gold to his right hand.

6. It recommends biting and scratching as ways of improving love-making. It states that: “The qualities of good nails are that they should be bright, well set, clean, entire, convex, soft, and glossy in appearance.”

7. The Kama Sutra gives tips on the best ways to arrange a house. It suggests that people will be happiest if they have a pot for spitting in, a lute hanging from an elephant’s tooth, a soft bed and pots of flowers.

8. A whole chapter is devoted to ways of seducing and getting away with sleeping with other men’s wives.

9. The Kama Sutra contains a very early recipe for Viagra. It suggests that sparrows’ eggs boiled in milk and then mixed with clarified butter and honey will do wonders for a man’s love life.

10. Funnily enough, Code breakers also find the Kama Sutra fascinating as it contains instructions for making messages unreadable. The Kama Sutra included encryption as an art a woman should study.

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