Don't make fun of his speech impediment. It's a serious problem. You know the only reason the Crystal Empire turned into a dark despotate was because of confusion between his orders and misinterpretation of what he actually wanted.

When your king can only say Crystals & Slaves and then everything else comes out as manical laughter and evil roars of course you're going to think he means become downtrodden, broken slaves and toil in his gem mines.

All it took was one proposal speech for a tax reform and suddenly the people are chaining themselves together, the sky has been turned black, the palace is redecorated with evil black diamond spikes and the rulers of the neighbouring country are invading in order to overthrow you.

"Imagining him being able to only say three words has kinda upped the charm of his character."Let me help you with that: he's insane. Not just sociopathic, but "giggling madness" insane. I mean, being trapped in ice for a millennium can't be good for ya...

Nah. I probably didn't submit it to more than ten groups total? The comic was featured on Equestria Daily, so a bunch of people requested to add it to their group, hence the redonkulous number it's in.

Crystal, hahahahahahaha slaves crystal hahahaha hahaha haha slaves hahahahahaha slaves.Translates: I don't have a communication problem. Its just that I was never taught any words besides Crystal and Slaves and how to laugh.