Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun's shining or not. If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day. And if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that.

"Mach was the greatest intellectual fraud in the last ten years." "What about X?" "I said `intellectual'." ;login, 9/1990🤗The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES

SPECIES: Cranial MalesSUBSPECIES: The Hacker (homo computatis)Description: Gangly and frail, the hacker has a high forehead and thinning hair. Head disproportionately large and crooked forward, complexion wan and sightly gray from CRT illumination. He has heavy black-rimmed glasses and a look of intense concentration, which may be due to a software problem or to a pork-and-bean breakfast.Feathering: HOMO COMPUTATIS saw a Brylcreem ad fifteen years ago and believed it. Consequently, crest is greased down, except for the cowlick.Song: A rather plaintive "Is it up?"😪We have lingered long enough on the shores of the Cosmic Ocean. -- Carl Sagan😴Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.🙁