Actually, I always wonder why Windows 1, 2 and 3.0 are never mentioned in any Windows lists. Here probably because they didn’t have startup sounds… But generally I feel like Windows history started at 3.1 instead of 1.0

All of them, lame-o! I currently have George Carlin reciting his “seven words” as my startup sound, and Firesign Theater’s “End of film!” as my shutdown sound. And the reason I even know about changing them was due to my exposure to Macs.