Mumbai: As soon as the first semester results were declared by
Mumbai University last week, a wave of mixed emotions gripped the engineering students.
With the overall passing percentage as pathetic as 36%,its reported
that more than 18000 students flunked in this exam. Which according to
Mumbai University is 'normal'.

A lot of students who failed in their exams have gone into
depreession. Sightings of packets of 'goldflake' along with bottles of
'Imperial Blue' & 'Old Monk, on college terraces were reported by
our correspondents.

Most of the students claim this result to be an 'akhand chutiyapa'
of MU and are applying for revaluation, while most of them have
gathered outside AAP. Meanwhile, the offices of AAP have started to
flood with thousands of 'registration' forms everyday. To tackle this
problem AAP has decided to issue an guideline/criterion brochure, to
assure the right students get to be a part of the AAP.

Our sources have managed to bring before you the rough draft of the guidelines of this brochure, which are as follows.

1. Must wear a 'muffler', a sweater and an 'Main Hoon Aam Aadmi' cap for the PI and GD rounds.

Our correspondent tried to contact the head of Mumbai University on
this issue, but all our efforts sucked donkey balls. Whenever we called
their office contact
number, the voice on the other end said "Call Held In Reserve" and
disconnected. We also tried sontacting them via email, but it displayed
"Email Sending FAILED."

Meanwhile AAP director Mr. Arvind Kejrwal contacted our office and
has shown appreciation in this matter and is expecting more and more
recruitments in near future!

(Above article is just a piece of satire and does not bear any
resemblance with reality. Constructive criticisms and your comments will
be warmly appreciated. Please recommend this blog to your friends if
you like it (sorry for this promotional crap :p). Kudos, until next time
buddies!!Thank You ...( watch out, you might be exposed by AAP for reading this article )

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