I am a bona fide cynic, a hardcore egalitarian, and lover of the burlesque. I let the stories write themselves and pray they get good ratings. Lately my speciality has been rewriting bad romantic and porno cliches as romantic comedies.

My one rule: my heroines are NEVER redheads, blonds, or brunettes with exotically coloured eyes. MOST women have dark hair and dark eyes and I like to reflect that reality and give us so called boring looking girls a break.