The Snuggie Macarena Dance Haunts My Dreams

Just because you can write a song about Snuggies and set it to the tune of “Macarena,” that doesn’t mean that you should. Yet the evil geniuses behind the Snuggie have done so, and inflicted it on the Internet. And the airwaves.

Let this be a warning to all those who want to cross me. Much like Freddy Krueger, I know how to get you in your dreams and when your eyes are closed. And this is just a small taste of my power. Are you a Trekker? Then watch this, and try to not think of it every time you watch The Next Generation.