Thursday, March 14, 2013

You'd have had to have been very lethargic the past few days to not take note of (or become annoyed by) the focus on lethargy re: one Harry Leroy Halladay. In short, everyone's pooping themselves over his start on Tuesday. ZOINKS.

Being the true journalist that I am, I got to the bottom of things yesterday in my Philly.com investigative exclusive(don't listen to that one mouth-breather in the comments, that article was NOT fiction). Well, I didn't stop there-- I got to the bottomer.

While hanging around the locker room holding my iPhone in the air pretending to record key quotes for future stories I'll publish in the name of journalism on the web portal a major US media market's legacy newspapers, I noticed something over by Roy's palacial spring training locker stall...