Melania Stunned This Many Women Willing to Sleep with Donald Trump

Melania Trump gave a brief, but very candid interview to reports this morning after new allegations of Donald Trump’s infidelity surfaced. Michael Avenatti announced earlier that Trump allegedly paid “hush money” to three other women he had slept with after Melania gave birth to Barron.

On her way back to the White House from Mar-a-Lago, Melania stopped to speak with a reporter who asked if she was angry about these new allegations.

“No, not angry. Angry is not the word.” Melania said, “I am stunned. I am just shocked, and trying to process this information right now.”

The reporter replied, “It’s understandable to be shaken when you find out your husband cheated on you, Mrs. Trump. Are you going to file for divorce?”

Melania gave the reporter a confused look, “What? You think I am in shock about being cheated on? I am married to Donald Trump. As he would say, nobody knows unfaithful liars better than me.”

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The reporter then clarified, “But you just said you were stunned by it.”

“No, no. You misunderstand.” Melania said with a smirk, “I would be a fool not to know Donald would cheat on me. I’m just shocked that he was able to cheat. I am in disbelief that this many women are actually willing to sleep with him.”

“But, Mrs. First Lady, isn’t that what you’ve done?” the reporter responded.

Melania narrowly held back a dry-heeve, then responded, “Yes, well that’s because we have a very complicated Prenuptial Agreement.”

The reporter followed up, “Are you disappointed in Donald Trump?”

“Not really,” Melania said, “I am conflicted. In one hand, I’m disappointed with women in general, because we’re letting our standards go lower. On the other hand, part of me wonders if Stormy or Karen are interested in becoming the First Lady. I’m just not sure how to ask.”