The Hardest Step

Fuck you fitbit
6 minutes very active
I just shoveled the God damn driveway
6 minutes very active, my ass
Oh Missy walked 12,000 steps today
well la de fricken da Missy
Friends help motivate you, whatever
Listen fitbit, I'm not giving you my facebook info
What I need is an Oreo
This is the hardest step of 10,000 steps
This is the hardest step of 10,000 steps
I was restless 26 times last night.
26 times. This is your fault dog.
Why am I wearing this thing when I sleep
This is so dumb. I'm having cream in my coffee
and sugar
walk it off bitch
just walk it off
This is the hardest step of 10,000 steps
This is the hardest step of 10,000 steps
Thanks to Jen for the fitbit suggestion!