My mom sent me the link to this video earlier today. As she said “Do you think people think our worship services are this crazy when they walk into a church?” My response “Absolutely.” It’s a hilarious video, but it’s also a good reminder to think about what we look like to others, especially the unchurched. Are we turning them off to Christ by our methods?

I don’t appreciate you making fun of my moves. I worked hard and long in my mom’s basement to get those down. And please don’t make fun of my suit, my mom worked on hard on it and made it just for my fit. Which is “athletic” if anyone cares.

The moon walk was done to show that even though Acts 2 doesn’t require dancing, Acts 31 definitely does.

I told you to go take a shower and get off my laptop. You’ve been in your bath robe for 3 days and your starting to stink.

I can fight my own battles.

I don’t need another “incident” with you. And could you please wash my Star Wars sheets I am tired of sleeping on these Star Trek ones…I don’t even like Spock…you know that, he never returned my emails to him.