Foreign News: Oil, Unrationed

Nazi Propagandist Paul Joseph
Goebbels is separated from his wife, has a wandering eye for an
attractive secretary or footloose movie star. Dr. Goebbels sounded as
though he might have been speaking from experience last week when, as
part of a "Politeness Month" campaign to improve home-front morale,
he broadcast:

"Dear Husband: Dear Wife:

"Put some oil into the workings of home life.

"Then the carriage of marriage will run smoothly.

"It has the advantage of being unrationed. Its name is politeness. . .
."