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Lore Sjöberg writes: "Reports are spurting in that impressionable youth are succumbing to the sinister, cloying influence of the latest dangerous trend: illegal underground contact lenses.

Apparently Lady Gaga’s enormous, tarsierlike eyes in the “Bad Romance” video have sparked something primal in the mind of young fashion-followers everywhere, or at least enough of them to justify a number of foreboding news articles.

Reports indicate that contact lenses designed to make you look like you’re simultaneously stoned, surprised and emerging into the sunlight from a dark basement are selling at a brisk clip on eBay and even possibly causing vision loss in some teenagers attempting to imitate Gaga’s computer-enhanced look."