A little bit ass-backward, but I've got a route that's fool-proof as long as your team can hold lanes and doesn't require early-game babysitting:

Start with vampiric scepter. Golems (smite small one, activate W, wail on big one), Wraiths, Wolves, go back and buy cloth armor. Then same route followed by red buff, then you do what you have to do (go back at 1200 gold for wriggles + boots) then wee I'm Shyvana I NEVER DIE.

(i probably didn't even need to use exhaust i got scared by her Q though)

i wish there was a version of the tribunal for ranked games
where you could request an elo refund when you get troll teams
i just had 2 people lock in support on my team after i requested taric because neither of them have runes to play anything else

Volleyball is one of those champions that REALLY benefits against bad teams. It's so funny seeing a volleyball go 25/5 in 20 minutes because in every teamfight he's getting pentakills because of his ult. (maybe a little exaggeration there)

Obviously not just your own jungle, this is just how I found the most sustain with early ganking opportunities. You have to essentially "rush" cloth armor after you get Vampiric Scepter. Obviously she can counterjungle anyone so go steal enemy's blue or something idk.

how would you counterjungle if you've wasted so much goddamn time recalling?

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it's all about timing

you'll know once you get better at jungling

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and never recall until you've gotten to level 4 unless you are at 0 hp

it's not necessary with the new jungle, and its even worse when you just go home to get cloth armor, since you have not sped up your jungling time at all with vamp or cloth armor.

hell, half the time i jungling and gank for long enough to buy madreds + boots

Volleyball is one of those champions that REALLY benefits against bad teams. It's so funny seeing a volleyball go 25/5 in 20 minutes because in every teamfight he's getting pentakills because of his ult. (maybe a little exaggeration there)

I seem to die a fair amount, which I'm still working on. But so far, I'm loving it. Jewing kills like no tomorrow.

You really do have shit damage until atmogs or wits end, though. Except the W, which I think has a flat CD of 18. Can CDR reduce that or not?

If I remember correctly, there are a couple abilities that CAN'T be reduced. Can't remember them right now, though...I think Olaf has one. Mostly the true damage abilities.

Which brings up my previous question that was ignored:

If they changed Volibear's W to do 75% of the current damage it does AND activating it clears all stacks, but in exchange the damage done was true damage, would that be OP or acceptable? I feel like a bear biting you would do true damage. :(

Yeah shurelyas is good but he's essentially a tank that eats people, the frozen heart works best for him, although I'm not disputing a shurelyas helps either. My main point really is that Nashors Tooth gargles asshole on volibear.

Yeah shurelyas is good but he's essentially a tank that eats people, the frozen heart works best for him, although I'm not disputing a shurelyas helps either. My main point really is that Nashors Tooth gargles asshole on volibear.

On any hero. The item is complete trash.

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Only hero i would only consider it on was Kayle for a long time ago, but not anymore with all the new items.

lol what the fuck
i won the 2 support game
got counterjungled at blue as amumu
our ap zilean turned out to be amazing, our janna was a great counter to their kennen (even though she kept getting caught and wasting ulti early on in the game)
spent about 20 mins of the game with one nexus tower while akali repeatedly bded us
no idea how that happened, but +20 elo sounds fine to me