Answer this question: Has your dog ever seen you completely naked? Having sex with the Mrs./GF/Mistress?

If this site is in your RSS feed, we’ll assume you answered yes.

So what’s the big friggin’ deal with nearly naked dude (with a cat beanie over his wanker) streaking the Crufts Dog Show. Sure, this is the world’s top show for women who don’t put out to prance a Great Dane around a fake turfed floor.