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Hello everyone! I've been lurking on here for the last couple of days reading through episode reviews and what not, so I just decided to make an account this evening! I've been watching this beautiful yellow family for about over half a decade and I'm looking forward to discussing the show and other things as well! :-)

Hey there guys! Fresh-off-the-boat newbie here (I'm sure most of you will have your paddles ready for me) been browsing the forums on and off for about a month now. Finally decided to take the plunge and join so I'm looking forward to partaking in discussions/general chit chat and whatnot.

Hello everyone I signed up a couple years ago but then I forgot to post.A little bit about myself I enjoy barefoot walks downtown,Horseback riding,Hassling shopkeeps,I'm well thought of in most communities,I enjoy most soup that's on the market,I've yet to lose a fight to someone over 74.I'll stop there for now to leave some mystery.

It's a long story so I'll give ya the cliff notes version.1st thing I remember was popping out of my mom then some dude in a mask savagely attacked me and then handed me to her.I cried for about 6 years then I realized daddy was never home he was too busy mamboing and counting to 5 as a result of that whenever I count I always start with 6.A few weeks or years later I lost my virginity to the song "Du Hast".Then some weird stuff happened that nobody would be interested in hearing.I'm a 9-time nba all star,I opened a bakery then when that went belly up I sold my homemade dental floss door to door to varied results I was fired from my one man operation by my boss(me) when My reckless rebel ways almost got us(me)killed.Last week I learned to read,My favorite color is blue.Thats enough for now.

Too many to list.There's one with a dog that helped America believe in hope again so that's pretty great.You can never go wrong with a breakdancing grandma.Saw a guy open a box once it was pretty cool.But my favorite is the Dolphin doing karate which got pulled for being too awesome.But it's like choosing a favorite child I love them all except for little Rickey I hate him he knows what he did.

After hearing about NHC on the DVD commentaries, I thought for some reason that the site wasn't up anymore. Heard that it was still going when TheRealJims was on the Two Bad Neighbours podcast and am absolutely delighted.

As a relative newcomer here I'd like to thank everyone for making yesterday's 16th annual Lou Bega Jr. Easter Egg Hunt/Hot Dog eating competition/Chilli Cook off/Child Birthing Experience a rousing success.We set an all-time attendance record.I'd like to mention the gift bags that went to the 1st 50 attendees to entice people that were on the fence and decided not to attend.

Gift Bag contents:
A Live Monkey courtesy of our friends at the San Diego Zoo
1 used VHS copy of both All Dogs go to heaven 2 & Dances with Wolves
A box of Q-Tips
A Grilled Cheese Sandwich
A Rickey Henderson Rookie Card
The Keys to a 97 Honda Accord(Car sold separately)
3 cans of Coke
And much much more!!!!

Thanks again and we have even bigger things planned in 2018 for the 17th annual Lou Bega Jr. EEHHDECCCOCBE.

I'm a middle-aged female who never got into the Simpsons when I could watch them every day. Instead, I got hooked when FOX reduced them to once a week. Ironically, my first post on this site was an answer to my preference over two types of fruit juice. I guess my age is showing in that (GERD vs. IBS-D). I'm an avid contributer to interactive primarily-Simpsons fanfiction on another site, and am gradually branching out into writing my own. I also ride on a Harley, have five grown kids and one grandchild. I knit hats for charities and read a lot. Then there's music and other interests -- feel free to ask.