Bulwer-Lytton prize! Bulwer-Lytton prize! They announced the 2010 Bulwer-Lytton prize for bad writing! Ha, "we didn't win," although there is always next year. Click through for some bad writing to treasure forever, like a beloved dog's cremated genitals.

For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss—a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil.

Congratulations to Molly Ringle of Seattle, who is now officially qualified to write for Gawker.