Hello, and welcome back to A Witch needs her Cat, by FlamingAxel! I’m your host and guest-riffer, SC, and in the last part, FlamingAxel talked a lot about shit they didn’t know, and I was thoroughly disappointed by the emergence of the most heartbreaking Sue ever – heartbreaking, because she started out so well as a character.

With me, again, are Contacts and Glasses; and Shades, who I totally didn’t drag in by her hair while she whined profusely about not wanting to do this.

Shades: *sniffle*

So, I know I said this would be left until after DMC4, but because of chapter eleven, this is being resumed sooner than predicted. We get to go from things that are best left to be forgotten to idiotic combat, foreign exchange fail, and bounty hunters who simply should not be! Joy!

This time I’m bringing you a short little fic, it is so short I’m tempted to call it a one-shot even though it is seven chapters long. Each chapter is really short – the entire fic clocks in at just over five thousand words – and the seventh chapter is just an Author’s Note, so I’m dividing it into two riffs of three chapters each. It’s from the Justice League section, so get ready for some DC Animated Universe geekage!

:frantic rattling noises:

Did I mention I locked the doors? ‘Cause I did.

:loud pounding:

And bolt-taped them.

:more frantic rattling:

And then I had the ninjas bolt-tape the windows shut. I actually forgot that we didn’t have windows in the bunker, so the clan installed some and then bolt-taped them. They are quite the dutiful little minions.

Holy shitballs, everyone! We’ve made it to chapter 30 0f this suckfic! Only 14 more to go after this!

*waits for the collective groan to subside*

So, last time on My Immortal, Ebony, Draco, and Harry went into a random room to discuss the back-in-time plan. Then, because reasons, they decided to make Star Trek porn by sticking Spock into her [somewhere] while Harry video taped it. They were interrupted (thank Grod) by McGonagall and Snape. The worst teachers in the world took all three into another random room full of torture implements and McGonagall left the kids alone with Snape. We’re left at a squicky cliff hanger where the kids are tied up and Snape is about to either make fetish porn or whip them. I don’t know which and I’m afraid to find out. If someone would like to hold my hand as we continue, I’d appreciate it.

Hello readers (and Librarians), and welcome back to the Library! (Except you, Librarians; I know they lock down the airlocks at night so you can’t escape. I don’t know who “they” are, but I know they do.)

I’m your host and guest-riffer, SC, and-

“But, SC! Another riff? Are you shitting me right now?!”

Nope, I’m not. I know I have three whole riffs going on already, and yeah, it probably seems like I’m going a bit overboard, but right now, I don’t count DMC4 in my lineup due to having put it on indefinite hiatus after that chapter. It wasn’t too-too long ago, so I shouldn’t need to tell people what I mean when I say THAT CHAPTER.