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Reapersun has a male cat named Fino who made the EI called Catastrophe! containing 44 poses involving him in various humorous references. The item description derives from the "I Accidentally" meme. I am not aware of a fanthread or guild dedication so there is no user record of the corresponding poses per update. It debuted with The Case of Pietro and is the second slowest Evolving Item. The CoP ended on the 16th of March in 2012, approximately 3 1/2 years while Catastrophe took about 2 years on the 17th of June in 2011. T'was beauteous.

Catastrophe!(Catastrophe!)The tail of the little mouse toy is stepped upon by your foot as a little yellow paw reaches out from underneath.

Catastrophe!(favorite toy)Three arm poses: relaxed left arm and right arm with toy dangling straight down, and a secret pose caused by left arm forward extension with the cat looking up from behind your left foot and wagging his tail. No cat when sitting.

Catastrophe!(shrimpshrimpshrimp)Two arm poses: right arm away from body and left arm in front of chest. The cat stretches his neck in starry-eyed awe from behind legs. No cat when sitting.

Catastrophe!(you buy the best toys)Partially opened rectangular cardboard box lying on its side with the words "Deluxe Cat Tree". Turning around reveals the blank side with its tail showing

Catastrophe!(my love for you is endless)Pet fur all over your face from nuzzling.

Catastrophe!(dreaming of fishies)Puffy thought bubble containing air bubbles and a top row of one green and one blue fish, and a bottom row of one orange and one green fish.

Catastrophe!(gravycat)Cat lying on top of your head melting downwards like gravy.

Catastrophe!(chikin raid)Hindquarters of cat sticking out of the bottom of a Chinese takeout box while the top is open to reveal a demonic face chewing on a chicken bone.

Catastrophe!(a cat is like two pets)Cat stretching all over itself and around you in a frenzy with tail by left foot and head next to right hand. Curve near right hand bends out and tail is obstructed when sitting.

Catastrophe!(favorite scratching post)Worn green couch with tuffs of cotton showing through striped fabric. Turning around shows full view. Back of the head seen near your head with paw digging into couch below, curled tail dangling out of fold to the right, face and lump appearing under paw, other paw beneath tail causing lump, and a third paw reaching out from the middle of the floor when seated.

Catastrophe!(frapcat)Right arm away from body holding out a brown cup of frappuccino with a blue straw and the cat's face inside.

Catastrophe!(here kitty ki-)Cat runs off showing only back half of body and leaves behind a trail of dust and speed lines.

Catastrophe!(this is my butt)Cat lies nonchalantly on its side. Back view.

Catastrophe!(kitty face)You now have an anthropomorphic cat face with grey eyes.

Catastrophe!(happy ears)You now have a pair of yellow cat ears on top of your head.

Catastrophe!(angreh ears)You now have a pair of yellow cat ears pulled back on top of your head in reproach. Back view.

Catastrophe!(kitty tail)You now have a yellow banded cat tail in the air. Back view.

Catastrophe!(grabby)Enormous cat paws reach out towards you from below. Lower part becomes obstructed when seated. Back view.

Catastrophe!(fino loves you)You are standing on the shoulder of a real image of Fino. Back view.

Catastrophe!(you are cat?)You are in the shape of a cat thanks to a cookie cutter effect. Back view.

Catastrophe!(cat becomes the warrior)Cat is wearing an orange helmet with a round Japanese flag pin and has a large onigiri tied around its neck with seaweed behind its back. It is holding a giant shrimp tail in its paw as a weapon. From behind, the helmet looks like a cut of salmon.

Catastrophe!(cat uses facilities)Cat is sitting on a miniature toilet reading a newspaper. Back view.

Catastrophe!(mancat)Cat is wearing a censored naked Norman suit with its ears, paws, and tail showing. You can see the zipper from behind.

Catastrophe!(cat draws an EI)Cat is on the grey laptop again, with a tablet pen and the icon for Catastrophe! on the screen. Back view.

Catastrophe! is the first Gaia item designed by a cat. As such, it's likely to update according to the cat's schedule, and you know how cats are. Rumor has it that the feline author intends to explore a variety of themes and subjects of interest to cats, whatever those are.

Dr. Singh: That's because he rarely bathes. Anyway, let's get started. First up this week, there seems to be a new pose in the Catastrophe-- this one comes as a surprise to me, Timmy! From my initial testing, I believe this is a fairly non-traditional evolving item. It gets updated little by little over time, instead of in large evolutionary leaps, and it doesn't follow the usual system of generations!

Timmy: So no matter when I get one, I'm gonna get all the current poses?

Dr. Singh: That's right, Timmy. It's quite an odd one, but then again, we all know cats tend to follow their own rules...

Catastrophe! is the only evolving item designed and maintained by a cat. It's been pretty slow to evolve, but you know how cats are-- they pretty much lie around all day. This week, look for some adorable new feline poses.

A fittingly postmodern conclusion for Catastrophe, the slow-burning EI that's been delighting and confusing us for so long: after becoming self-aware, the cat discovers Photoshop, and then how to bend reality and create a paradox.

If you'd like to grab any of these items before they're gone, you'd better act soon. They'll be leaving the shelves on Friday, August 26th!

He is also the model for the surreal abomination of Ultra Satan. Ultra Satan was introduced the conclusion of the 2012 U.S. election event in the manga as the running mate of a mutant grunny named Friedrich. The art featured in his eye is the topright corner of the most famous painting by an Early Netherlandish master named Hieronymus Bosch, who was renowned for his strange and lively use of abstract symbolism to depict religious teachings. Hell is shown as a burning city devoid of life where human souls are tortured through elaborately gruesome means. The painting is called the The Garden Of Earthly Delights. It is highly advised to view the wiki image in full capacity in order to see all there is. He later made an appearance in the 2013 What the fluff? summer event in the second part of its manga.