Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

i gotta check bob out.
as to the underwearing chocolate thief, well all i gotta say is, just another example of what happens when you eat and wear underwear. but i think this is also a python skit. . where john tries to rob a bank only to find it is a lingerie shop???.

I'd just go for the chocolate pecan fudge - probably worth more than the cash he took- just betting...BTW, the way it's diferent from wearing a box on your head is that the alleged burglar probably could see through the underwear...

But then the policeman realized his error and changed his statement to: "Thank goodness it was a thong..." Because "thongs" look like this and, as every crimefighter knows, would have to have been worn on the ears.

i think that was the point in the python skit.... not much $$ in a lingerie shop. this burglar has more wrong with him than just wearing his underwear outside as a 'mask'.
good disguise there, dude.
can you describe the perpetrator m'am.... um he had these lovely flowered panties on his head......
uh, yeah. and he stole all our fudge. yeah. good luck to the police with this one. unless of course there was a trail of nuts from the fudge. ahem.