I happened to have a parcel that needed signing for, postie was very apologetic offering me a copy of the Sun. I said no thanks and he showed me the state of his hands and the marks all over the post from handling all of the poorly printed newsprint. He was not a happy bunny as he said it was all over the inside of his van as well.

after delivering over 600 of the bloody things today I am absolutely bloody filthy and so is everyone else I work with. to all those complaining about getting them... you only have to walk to your recycle bin, we have to carry them to every sodding house

It appears to be the case that literacy is no longer a qualification required to work for the Royal Mail.
How else can the fact I received the unwelcome turd given away by the News International empire, otherwise known as The Sun, through my letterbox be explained?
I left a note for the postman reading "NO SUN HERE PLEASE" taped to the door, only to find on my return that nasty little rag awaiting me. Fortunately I know how to handle such hazardous material, having seen the old 'Protect and Survive' films dealing with the disposal of contaminated objects; so read and learn.

You will need four strong plastic sacks. if those are unavailable you may improvise with supermarket carrier bags; just be aware that they may have small anti-suffocation holes that will have to be covered with sticky tape. Once you have your bags proceed as follows.
Set aside one bag for the last stage of the process. Now take the other three bags and approach the copy of The Sun. Working quickly but carefully place each hand in a bag and pick the copy up by the edge, being careful not to let any loose pages scatter. Transfer the copy into the third bag and securly knot the top. Ideally it is best to use a long pair of tongs, ready made or improvised for that stage of the process, but if unavailable limited use of your hands is acceptable.
Now transfer that bag into the fourth bag you set aside earlier, then turning the other bags inside out as you do so, and not touching the outside with your fingers, place both bags within the fourth bag, and securely knot the top. Now holding the top of the bag at arms length, carry the bag out of your home and dispose of it as far away from human habitation or water sources as possible. Burial in a deep pit is an ideal method of disposal. Once disposed of, give your hands and lower arms a good washing in soap and running water; and stay well clear of the place the Sun landed.
Remember that short term exposure to the products of News International is survivable without adverse long-term effects; you should recover from any exposure quickly; but the effects of such propaganda are cumulative.
REMEMBER: TAKE GREAT CARE TO KEEP IT OUT OF YOUR HOME AND MIND!