A kid goes up to his dad and says, "what does a vagina look like?"His father says, "Son, before sex a vagina looks like a rose, with pink velvety petals, and the aroma of perfume."The kid says, "what about after sex?"His father says, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you"d think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead.

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.