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The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

The premise: to create an epic story placed in the brikwars universe. The idea would be that every one who has possession of an artifakt of pre-creation would make one of the Entries for the story and advance the plot as they see fit. But If somebody does not want to or is unable to, I can certainly just make all of them. And no, Piltogg does not need to be the only fig in the quest, you can add your sig-fig to the party if you wish to. (assuming that it is sufficiently awesome). other reasons for making this include, Piltogg is way too powerful to use in an actual brikwars game, and I want to showcase the artifax of pre-creation, which I put a lot of thought into. If you don't know what I am talking about... read the WIKI.

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Entry 1: G.R. 2010.10.20In late G.R. 2010, Piltogg, almighty paladin of purity, began a quest that would forever change the brik-verse. Attempting to capitalize on the war efforts of many star-nations in the Immortal War, by using the war as a distraction from his quest. Piltogg set off to collect all nine of the artifax of pre-creation. What was his purpose for doing this? This was a question no one could really answer, but all sat and wondered, "What would happen if all nine artifax were assembled together?" Piltogg left his beloved Akkadia in the worthy hands of Kaiser Mangrave, to do the day-to-day work of ordinary battle while Piltogg was off on a mission of the highly super-natural. Of course, Piltogg already had one Artifakt, The Sword of Inhuman Strength, which he had taken from the hands of nega-bloktrix after the Akkadian conquest of Nega-blokia. And so the quest began, and with it, a whole new kind of war.
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Piltogg commissioned the construction of a new hardsuit for himself, one that would make up for the fact that he would be alone against an untold number of enemies. The protective aspects of the hardsuit were rather unimportant, as Piltogg already got +100(and counting) to all rolls with the sword of Inhuman Strength. However, he needed the suit to allow him to take three turns to the normal minnifigs one turn. This would allow him to take out entire armies in a more timely fashion. It would also make it more possible to "build in" the rest of the artifax of pre-creation as he obtained them.
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But first, Piltogg would need to wrap up matters in the Artogat Sector, to ensure the safety of Akkadia in his absence. So he unloaded himself directly in front of the largest military base on this side of the galaxy, which was known only as Daragothiin. Mostly, doing so just so he could test out the absurdly powerful powers he already possessed.
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His enemies would be many, but he felt confident that he could destroy every last one of them...
The base contained both Settanian and Beradan Forces and was a prime target to weaken both of those star nations.

Great job on the battle field. I still think piltogg might die, even with the sword if he rolls a 1 then it will still count as a zero no mater what his bonus is and with all the armor rolls he will have to make he will most certainly make many critical fails.

My brute"Having enough Dakka is an illusion created by those too weak to stomach true warfare.""A river of blood begins with a single drop."

solvess wrote:Great job on the battle field. I still think piltogg might die, even with the sword if he rolls a 1 then it will still count as a zero no mater what his bonus is and with all the armor rolls he will have to make he will most certainly make many critical fails.

solvess wrote:Great job on the battle field. I still think piltogg might die, even with the sword if he rolls a 1 then it will still count as a zero no mater what his bonus is and with all the armor rolls he will have to make he will most certainly make many critical fails.

being that it is an artifakt of pre-creation, the normal rules of creation need not apply. so, even on a one, it still counts as 101.

solvess wrote:Great job on the battle field. I still think piltogg might die, even with the sword if he rolls a 1 then it will still count as a zero no mater what his bonus is and with all the armor rolls he will have to make he will most certainly make many critical fails.

being that it is an artifakt of pre-creation, the normal rules of creation need not apply. so, even on a one, it still counts as 101.

So is there any possible way that he could die?

My brute"Having enough Dakka is an illusion created by those too weak to stomach true warfare.""A river of blood begins with a single drop."