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Screwy News - Friday October 28, 2011

by Screwy News,posted Oct 28 2011 6:06AM

Eating junk food has been scientifically proven to cause nightmares...On our hips...Am I right girls?

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Steve jobs hated license plates for his car. So what did he do? In california you have six months to get plates for your car after you purchase it. So He would buy a new mercedes every six months to avoid getting the plates for his car. That is eccentric.

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On saturday, in Massachusetts, a 57 year old convicted sex offender went into a Rite-Aid, drunk. He proceeded to go up to a sunglasses display, which featured a life size cardboard cutout of a woman...and started kissing and fondling it...he was arrested.

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How many more families is Monopoly going to destroy/ on wednesday, a 60 year old woman in New Mexico repeatedly stabbed her 48 year old boyfriend because she thought he was cheating in Monopoly. Now she is in jail explaining to her cell mates what happened.