@ beatusmongous: if he did use one, it would probably be even funnier. I have sprint and they have a “text to landline” thing. Basically, when you send the text, it calls the phone and a computer voice reads the text (think microsoft sam) to them. 1000 phone calls like that would be hilarious.

Philosophical Question of the Day.
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So, if Jesse says ‘Your move, punk’ and the prank caller turns out to be a stalker who subsequently breaks into her home and beats her up; breaking her skull, jaw and several ribs, rupturing her spleen and knocking out her four front teeth, before violently raping her – both vaginally and anally – and cutting her throat, leaving her barely clinging to life in a pool of blood and semen…

I really, really want to steal that first post, but I won’t. Honestly though, if I have to listen to one more person complain about being single on Valentine’s Day, I might end up screaming loud enough that the neighbors check on me.
And trust me, it would take a loud scream to get the neighbors worried.

Mad2, you’ve named TWO types of food, both of which can come from all over the world. Noone WANTS to cook potatoes in a million different ways. Roasties, mash and wedges, that’s all you need.
And I’m pretty sure the Irish didn’t invent pigs and sheep, though they may have been the first to try and procreate with them.

Were black men friendly during the great famine? If they were….the Irish could have bred them for eating, they’re strong like bulls and full of meat like pigs, but thick like women. Perfect for captive meat breeding.

Bullshit there was no food. Feed them on grass like what we feed our animals what we eats…sheep, pigs, cows, fuck me even horse in france. Hot daaaaaaamn if we was in South America we could fuck maa sisterr and eat maaa oncle.