Everybody says soy boys grow beards to hide their weak chins, but I feel like they're just copying metal freaks. You see the long beards and tats and you're like "whoa, better not mess with that guy!" then you look closer and see the noodle arms and general lock of muscle tone and realize they're just faggots. Same with biker gangs. They're a gang because they're nothing but high-cholesterol fat asses who couldn't throw a punch to save their life.

What has a 5’3” manlet, who calls himself alpha and grows his hair, do to with any of this. This guy is civil through and through.