Drinks some river water that is extremely contaminated and strangely turns to blood._________________Assets: 50,000 credits.
"Nothing" is a noun. therefore it must be something. Doesn't that ever bother you?

All Moffs finally admit they hate each other and the Galaxy is ripped apart with Ams caught in the middle._________________Assets: 50,000 credits.
"Nothing" is a noun. therefore it must be something. Doesn't that ever bother you?

Hit by that one "Cyber Peacock" guy and explodes, sending a bunch of colorful rings in all directions._________________Assets: 50,000 credits.
"Nothing" is a noun. therefore it must be something. Doesn't that ever bother you?

Was one ay merrily prancing through the forest minding his own business when suddenly, out of no where, a giant treant stepped forth, bellowing in an earthly tone. "HROOOOOOOOM!!! You have trespassed on my sacred grounds and you shall be dealt with in accordance to the elder's proclamation." The treant snatches up our plucky protagonist and, after reciting some near-incomprehensible dialect in the fabled language of Terran, pops our poor hero's head off like a soda pop cap.