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How to Enslave a Human

By:
Dylan Callens

Narrated by:
Ulka S. Mohanty

Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins

Unabridged

Overall

4 out of 5 stars
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4.5 out of 5 stars
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4 out of 5 stars
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Our souls were crushed in a quiet revolution. We can no longer think for ourselves in an era controlled by artificial intelligence. While on the brink of starvation, we are led to believe that life is perfect. There is no need for hope; no one realizes that any is required. Only a handful of Untruthers live outside of this grand illusion. I am now one of them. My name is Carl Winston, and I have lost everything to find the truth.

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Twisted Fairy Tales

By:
Dylan Callens

Narrated by:
Marcie Clyde

Length: 1 hr and 14 mins

Unabridged

Overall

4 out of 5 stars
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Performance

4 out of 5 stars
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4 out of 5 stars
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Snow White as the cocaine queen? Hansel and Gretel abducted by aliens? And since when is Red's granny into cosplay? Classic fairy tales are re-magined in this collection. Don't expect an innocent Cinderella or a sober Red Riding Hood. As for Pinocchio, what is it that grows when he lies?

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Operation Cosmic Teapot

By:
Dylan Callens

Narrated by:
Derek Botten

Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins

Unabridged

Overall

4.5 out of 5 stars
7

Performance

5 out of 5 stars
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Story

4.5 out of 5 stars
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"A virgin birth? A virgin? Her?" God shouted at Freud while recalling his one night stand with Mary. Freud snorted another line of cocaine in celebration, believing that this story would help Nietzsche in his quest to fire God from Heaven Inc. Nietzsche, however, has other problems: the Norse gods are running amok on Earth, his board of directors are in a constant state of chaos, and syphilis pushes him into a past life that he would rather forget. How will he prevail?

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Once upon a Dystopia

By:
Mileva Anastasiadou

Narrated by:
Scott ODell

Length: 41 mins

Unabridged

Overall

3.5 out of 5 stars
5

Performance

4 out of 5 stars
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Story

3 out of 5 stars
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If someone observed us from afar, they could claim that our civilization was a civilization of walls. That was its main purpose. Such observers would likely not be able to explain why. I cannot either. Walls do not protect. They just trap and kill. Three short stories about a dystopic future, about people turning into machines, about walls and fences, about the way history works. Three short stories about now.

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Girl: Repurposed

By:
Meaghan Curley

Narrated by:
Dani George

Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins

Unabridged

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When Tranquila Obiit's salty, daytime television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual. Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila is pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her. She's not alone: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes. Persephone is trying to overcome her jealousy issues. Most importantly, Hera is trying to gain control of a domain that isn't hers.

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The Pacifist

By:
Mehreen Ahmed

Narrated by:
Derek Botten

Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins

Unabridged

Overall

4.5 out of 5 stars
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4.5 out of 5 stars
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In 1866, Peter Baxter's misfortune ends the day he leaves Badgerys Creek orphanage. Unsure of what to do next, Peter finds himself on a farm run by Mr. Brown. An aging man, Brown needs help and is happy to give Peter a place to live in exchange for his labor. Unbeknownst to Peter, Brown's past is riddled with dark secrets tied to the same orphanage, which he has documented in a red folder.