According to EbenGregory, the truth is always a compound of two half-truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say. In another anti-climatic episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Raz B admits to lying about being finger popped by Chris Stokes.

Let EbenGregory tell it, a liar is one who tells an unpleasant truth... and he ain't talking about Raz-B. In another non-explosive episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Raz B alleges that Chris Stokes touched him and the rest of the B2K boy group while EbenGregory predicts the future.

Let EbenGregory tell it, a bad agreement is better than a good lawsuit. In another exciting boring episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Dame Dash heads to court after a woman alleges that he exposed his genitals which caused her to develop and be diagnosed with schizophrenia.

In EbenGregory's world, a good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying... 'Damn, that was fun!' In another dumb episode of THE JEWELRY REPORT, Mobb Deep's Prodigy talks about going to jail and how the Feds tried to get him to set up 50 Cent.