1/2/11

Big, Throbbing Nuggets of Comfort

Have you met Anna? Do yourself a favor, and go see her. She is brilliant, hysterical, talented and just as normal as the rest of us.

Dear Vodka,

I'm so happy to be here today on your blog.Thank you for the invite.

Listen, a little birdie told me that you've been facing some tough challenges lately and, although I don't have any details of the situation (frickin' tight-lipped birdie), I want you to know that I'm there for you.

In an effort to try and raise your spirits at the start of this brand-new year, I'd like to share with you some of my favorite quotations – time-honored touchstones that have seen me through many a greasy patch on life's highway.

I hope these sayings provide you with the comfort of knowing that somewhere out there, some very wise people have already stepped in every cow flop in the pasture...and in this way we can learn from them.Enjoy.

"Happiness and bliss are just a choice away.If you want really good Thai food, however, you're going to have to drive."~Leo Buscaglia

"When life gives you lemons, freeze them and then wing them off your balcony at people."~John Tesh

"It's unavoidable.Some days are just buzzkills."~ Mother Teresa

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.And, if that step happens to be toward Daniel Craig, I'm coming with you." ~ Traditional Chinese Saying

"Watson, you dillweed.It's never going to work if you don't plug it in."~ Alexander Graham Bell

"When life gets me down, I go for a walk in the woods.I figure if I stay gone long enough, the jerkwads who hurt me are going to think I got eaten by a bear and then the joke's on them, right?Ha!"~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Hang on a minute.Perhaps this isn't as irretrievably effed up as I thought it was."~M. Gandhi

Cheers and Happy New Year to you, D.!

Love,

Anna

I might have to start serving food at this little gathering. But then again, no one would probably eat it.

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About Me

I am a teacher, a writer, and the mother of three children. I've decided I'll never give up. No matter how many battles I lose; no matter how many tears I shed; no matter how many martinis I have to drink, I will continue to fight the good fight! I love to laugh, believe that every day is a new day, and thank God each morning that I am still here.