Saget Goes to Gettysburg (I)

May 8, 2017

Gettysburg was the site of a pivotal Civil War battle, fought so that, one day, every American could dream of being President. OK, every American with a penis.

All right that’s not fair. Everyone. Just look at the last four presidents: A rapist, a retard, a black Kenyan muslim, and now another rapist. Anyone can be president. Even the scary looking fucker in the bandana off to the right in this first shot.