New reader? At this point, it's pretty foolish to attempt to read the whole thread. I suggest reading the last ten or twenty pages to get the general gist. Simply ask AP if you have any questions.

Current FeaturesAs night falls and people go to sleep, the thread will speed up until everyone is asleep. This will ease us into the next day.

Things of interestNew! - Mysterious happenings around the Knoll that may be of interest. Talk to the local tavern about the quest! Er, news!Tree Egg - ???Grass blades - Walking in the area triangulated by Kraggi's house, Squato's house, and town may be dangerous.

Peoples - You might run into these people here! All descriptions are based on first glances.Notice: Inactive characters are removed from the list, but are free to rejoin the RP. Character descriptions will need to be resent (but bios don't, unless changed).

Places - The map and corresponding list of buildings. Map is updated very infrequently, but quality always improves!All grey landplots or buildings on map are unoccupied. The jail and mountain don't count. Although, you can occupy the jail if you want to...

Current NPCs:Patricia Davis - Owner of the clothing store. Looks are between average and pretty, though a little short. Shows an interest to TF-guns for cosmetic reasons. Dating Freek.

Wiley & Wilma McNelson - Wiley owns the general store, and Wilma is his wife. They have been made young again by James, and enjoy their newfound youth. Wiley is a gentle businessman, respectfully referring to his customers by 'sir' or 'miss'.

Ollie - Postmaster of Mossy Knoll, he is so clumsy and disordered that it almost seems to emanate from him. The older brother to Melanie(Mel), he has blue eyes, short black hair, and a surprisingly cheery demeanor though his voice can get irritating after long exposure.

Melanie - In charge of shipping at the Mossy Knoll post office, she is much nimbler than her older brother, Ollie. She has green eyes and brown hair, and although she has a deeper voice than most women, the light hearted and sociable outlook seems to run in the family.

de Spectre - A mysterious waiter who works at the pub. Tends to appear behind you when you are thinking of what you would like to order. His personality (aside from sneaky) and past are still a mystery to the residence of Mossy Knoll.

The midnight stalker who stalks at midnight - Not very self explanatory.

Random Travelers- There will always be a NPC or four at the pub, just getting a drink at the watering hole while passing through. Can be made up on the spot, can also be made into PC characters.

Backstory:This universe is one of the many in the scape of the war thread, save one difference.In this universe, the wars between Svensylsquatostan, Felina, and Gal-Zabor was nothing more than a verbal dispute that was resolved within hours.Mr.Big never appeared.The Cat-Kin never massed.

On good terms with Svensylsquatostan, and Felina, Gal-Zabor began exploring the terrain on the opposite side that bordered their land; the wastes of the Great Fall.They explored it's nooks and crannies diligently, finding buried treasures, tribal mutants, and magical beings formed from the unstable magic. These things didn't interest Kraggi's though, but that changed they stumbled into a small area of land near what were once the rockie mountains... well, not really.

Under the protection of one of the last remaining portions of the scorched massif, a small patch of land remained unblemished from the Great Fall's corruptive touch. A large prairie, along with a small lake and forest, remained vibrant, concealed and contained within the torturous wastes around it. A dot of green life in an otherwise unnatural desert, Kraggi deemed the land be named 'the speck of mold on the potato', to which Ann promptly changed the name to 'Mossy Knoll', based off the initials of a figure she knew from a series of pleasant dreams.Kraggi immediately lost interest in it while Ann saw it as the perfect isolated vacation spot. The small location was quickly leaked into the public and soon people sharing Ann's vision started asking to be brought there. Ann, through Kraggi, quickly sent a large group of zombies to construct a town center in the grassy plain so that a small village could be erected there, and thus, Mossy Knoll was born.

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"Waaaiiiit..... wasn't this the point of Carrot? Nevermind.... I am James, GOD OF AWESOME!!!!!"

I theorize the Steve Irwin will be like Elvis, in that theories will crop that he is not in truth dead, then many impersonators shall appear in Las Vegas. Unlike Elvis, these impersonator shall be wholly more interesting, what with fighting crocs and all.

For the record, this isn't the first time carrot's been taken over as such. Those who've read through it (Or, even more shocking, those who were around then and are still around now...) will probably remember the "Elly/Celly/Moperville" crisis... And in my opinion, it never fully recovered from that. Which is why I left.

So, what I'm saying, is, while a noble gesture this is, the RPing that has infected carrot is anything but recent. As for LPW... Meh.

One last thing: One thing that carrot..? should never be is "normal". And it should not have norms, and it shouldn't have fixed locations (a recent revelation of mine), and it shouldn't have... well, anything but candy-filled randomocity. And furthermo- huh? What? Oh, fine, have your stupid soapbox back. I don't need it! Lousy good-fer-nothin'...

I theorize the Steve Irwin will be like Elvis, in that theories will crop that he is not in truth dead, then many impersonators shall appear in Las Vegas. Unlike Elvis, these impersonator shall be wholly more interesting, what with fighting crocs and all.

I theorize the Steve Irwin will be like Elvis, in that theories will crop that he is not in truth dead, then many impersonators shall appear in Las Vegas. Unlike Elvis, these impersonator shall be wholly more interesting, what with fighting crocs and all.

"There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line"- Oscar Levant"I reject your reality and substitute my own!"- Adam Savage, Mythbusters"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on."-Winston Churchill

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