American Dad

Scents and Sensei-bility

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Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it&#039;s SteveÂs mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.

Big Stan on Campus

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When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family&#039;s income.

LGBSteve

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Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her &#034;sister&#034; Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine, and Roger runs the roller rink.

Morning Mimosa

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When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.

A Star is Reborn

Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour

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Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

The Pants Alternative

The Lunar Excitation

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Howard and Raj try to find the perfect match for Sheldon by setting him up on an Internet dating site. Seeing her moronic new boyfriend interact with the gang makes it abundantly clear to Penny that she can&#039;t go back to dating stereotypical dumb jocks after dating Leonard.

Our Gang

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To the thanks of their frustrated parents, Cleveland takes a group of delinquent teens under his wing. He and Cleveland Jr. create a new club to try and keep the kids on the straight and narrow. However, things don&#039;t turn out so well.

Buried Pleasure

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Holt admits to Cleveland that he wishes he had a special someone in his life. Cleveland, determined to help his friend, introduces him to a cat-loving redhead who ends up being more than Holt can handle. Meanwhile, Cleveland Jr. and Rallo anticipate the &#034;birth&#034; of Rallo&#039;s pet fish.

The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool

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Cleveland Jr. gets a job at the The Broken Stool, and begins to learn responsibility. When he starts making changes to the bar that Cleveland and his friends hang out, a good old fashioned father-son rivalry breaks out. Meanwhile, Roberta gains a rival, who just happens to be wealthy, so her and Rallo plot a surprise for this new &#034;friend.&#034;

March 5, 2015

Cougar Town

Courteney Cox&#039;s Favorite Memories

American Dream Plan B

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Jules agrees to stop drinking wine during Laurie&#039;s pregnancy, but the rest of the gang doesn&#039;t agree, so Tom opens up his garage as a speakeasy. Meanwhile, Grayson prepares Travis for fatherhood with the help of a baby pig.

Full Grown Boy

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Jules is overprotective when Chick wants to go to his Civil War reenactment. Bobby considers a job opportunity in another state. Travis hates Laurie&#039;s choices for baby names and needs Ellie to destroy them.

To Find a Friend

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When Grayson helps Andy with his tryouts for a new best friend, Jules and Ellie step in to run the bar. But they soon find it&#039;s harder than they thought. And Travis and Laurie spend their first weekend alone with Baby Bobby.

Waiting for Tonight

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Grayson makes a reservation at the hottest restaurant in town, and he and Jules are determined to make it despite constant obstacles. Andy rents a special costume for Stan&#039;s birthday, but he has trouble getting it off. And Ellie starts ghost tweeting for Laurie, eventually getting lost in her new character.

Even the Losers

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Jules sees that Travis is struggling financially, so she lends him money that he uses to start a new business. Ellie takes Andy on a revenge mission after he loses his mayorship. And Grayson fills in as a music teacher at Stan&#039;s school.

The Wrong Thing to Do

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Seeing that Andy is unprepared for his upcoming job interviews, Jules agrees to coach him through it. Ellie needs a place to escape since Andy is home all the time, so she goes to Bobby&#039;s boat, only to find that Grayson beat her to it. Meanwhile, Travis and Laurie encourage Tom to date ... with disastrous results.

The Wild One, Forever

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After a hurricane floods the gym of a local high school, Jules volunteers Gray&#039;s Pub as a venue for their prom, with the gang ready to serve as chaperones. Jules and Laurie try to have an amazing night, but Laurie isn&#039;t feeling it. Andy and Ellie try to stop a gang of bullies. And Travis and Grayson help their high school counterparts win a girl.

This One&#039;s for Me

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When Jules finds a bag of unusual items Grayson&#039;s been hiding, she goes on a mission to learn his secret. Andy talks Travis into using a baby gift for himself and Ellie can&#039;t stand that Laurie is treating Baby Bobby like an accessory.

Two Men Talking

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Fearing that her dad, Chick, is lonely, Jules tries to set him up with Grayson as a best friend. Laurie helps Andy fit in with a cool mom group and Travis and Ellie open up to each other in the Winebulance.

Yer So Bad

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Jules invites Chick and his new girlfriend to a dinner party, but her guests aren&#039;t exactly who she expected. Travis and Laurie stake out a cupcake thief, and Andy and Ellie try to figure out who Tom&#039;s celebrity patient is.

Climb That Hill

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In the 100th episode, the gang takes on new personal challenges: Jules tries to read a book for the first time, Grayson tries to listen to his friends and remember what they have to say, and Andy tries to keep his hand out of a place it doesn&#039;t belong.

A Two Story Town

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The entire gang pitches in when Tom reveals he has a crush on a woman. As Jules runs mission control, Grayson tries to keep Tom from saying something weird, Andy buys them movie tickets, Laurie and Travis set up a heroic moment for him, and Ellie and Chick mock the whole proceedings - all with disastrous results.

The Younger Man

Friends

The One With The Ride-Along

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The guys ride along with Gary when he&#039;s patrolling, and find themselves in a desperate situation. While staking out a suspect, they hear a shot, and Joey dives in front of Ross. Chandler is hurt that Joey chose to save Ross rather than him, his own roommate. The guys relay the story back at the coffee house, where it turns out they didn&#039;t hear a gun shot, but instead a car backfiring. But Ross is convinced he narrowly escaped death, and that Joey risked his own life. Back at their apartment, Chandler confronts Joey, demanding to know why he chose to dive in front of Ross. Joey reluctantly admits that he wasn&#039;t trying to save Ross, he dove to save his sandwich, which was next to Ross. To show Chandler how much he means to him, Joey allows him one bite of his sandwich, and all is well. Meanwhile, Rachel and Monica go to Ross&#039;s apartment to retrieve their blender, but while there, hear Emily leaving a message on his answering machine. She&#039;s supposed to be getting married the next day but is having doubts, and is wondering if she and Ross gave up on their relationship too quickly. The girls accidentally erase the message, so Rachel decides she has to tell Ross about Emily&#039;s call.

The One With The Ball

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Joey and Ross have a game of catch, and inadvertently lose track of time, playing right through lunch. They decide to see how long they can keep the game going without dropping the ball, and soon it&#039;s been several hours. Monica joins the game, her competitive streak kicking in, and she reluctantly allows Chandler to join, although she proceeds to keep the ball away from him, believing he&#039;ll drop it. Meanwhile, Gary asks Phoebe to move in with him, and she reluctantly accepts, until they wake up one morning to the sun shining through the window, the birds chirping outside, wrapped in each other&#039;s arms ... and Gary pulls out his gun and shoots the bird to keep it quiet.

The One With Monica And Chandler&#039;s Wedding, Part II

The One After &#034;I Do&#034;

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In the season premiere, the reception following Monica and Chandler&#039;s wedding is almost upstaged by the news flash that someone might be pregnant -- and when Phoebe thinks it&#039;s Rachel, she quickly comes up with a plan to cover for her friend. Elsewhere at the party: Ross tries to impress a pretty single woman (guest star Bonnie Somerville); Chandler has troubles on the dance floor; and Joey hopes to impress Chandler&#039;s mom&#039;s (guest star Morgan Fairchild) date (guest star Jim Piddock) -- an important Broadway producer -- with his acting ability.

The One Where Rachel Has A Baby, Part II

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Drake reports to Phoebe. Chandler and Monica look for a room in the hospital to use for a tryst. After 21 hours of labor, Rachel&#039;s ready to have the baby. Joey blows it for Phoebe but fixes it just as quickly. The baby is in breach, but comes out okay. After Ross and Rachel kiss, the baby is named Emma Geller Green. Monica and Chandler find a janitor&#039;s closet. Janice convinces Rachel that she needs a guy who will be around. Ross still isn&#039;t interested, but Phoebe talks him into it. Joey finds the engagement ring. Rachel thinks he&#039;s proposing and says yes, as Ross walks down the hall with flowers.

The One Where No One Proposes

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Joey tries to tell Rachel that he didn&#039;t really propose, but can&#039;t get a moment alone with her. Phoebe gets involved but that just confuses things. Joey tries to keep Ross away from Rachel until he can straighten it out. Monica and Chandler continue trying to get pregnant; Mr. Geller discovers them having sex in the janitor&#039;s closet and is mortified, until he learns that they&#039;re trying to conceive; then he&#039;s so enthusiastic he starts giving them advice, and Monica is mortified. Joey, Ross, and Rachel finally straighten out that no one was going to propose; Ross was just planning to ask Rachel if they could start up their relationship again. Everything is just about smoothed out when Ross realizes that Rachel is wearing the ring, and therefore must have said yes to Joey.

Ground Floor

Unforgiven

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When they return from Paris, Brody has to face the music for abandoning Mansfield and Jenny has to deal with the fact a spurned Harvard has fired almost everyone on the ground floor. Getting back in Mansfield&#039;s good books will be harder than Brody ever imagined, especially now that the number smart, but people challenged, Lindsay has already taken his place.

Baked &amp; Toasted

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Determined to prove to Mansfield, there&#039;s no place too low to start his climb back up to the top, Brody is working on the ground floor in an effort to get noticed. Unfortunately, the only people who seem to notice are Harvard and Derrick who are worried the super efficient Brody will soon have them out of a job. They come up with a mellow way to slow him down. Jenny is thrilled to discover she went to high school with Lindsay, but less thrilled when Lindsay&#039;s memories of high school cast Jenny in a whole new light.

Space Invader

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When Brody gets his first ground floor paycheck he gets the sticker shock of his life. In an effort to downsize, he gives up his apartment and crashes with Jenny. But when crashing feels a lot like living together, Jenny freaks out. Normally Brody would turn to Mansfield for advice, but his boss has made it clear that this time he is on his own. Harvard and Derrick bet they know how to stretch their modest ground floor pay further than Brody.

The Break-Ups

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When a rival (Undateable&#039;s Brent Morin) starts poaching Mansfield&#039;s top guys, Brody thinks Mansfield will finally give him his job back, but when Mansfield makes it clear things can never be what they were, Brody has to make a big change. At Derrick&#039;s urging, Jenny has to &#034;break-up&#034; with Harvard - who she&#039;s never dated - so he&#039;ll finally move on and pursue other women, like the clearly interested Lindsay. Meanwhile Threepeat has a hard time accepting the fact that this rival has tried to poach everyone but him.

Mano-a-Mansfield

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Brody is excited for the first day of his new job with his new boss (Undateable&#039;s Brent Morin). That is, until he gets his first assignment: take down Mansfield. Brody has to go toe-to-toe with the man he&#039;s looked up to for years, and possibly drive his hero out of business. Meanwhile Lindsay helps Threepeat fill the Brody-shaped hole in Mansfield&#039;s life. Downstairs, Jenny and Derrick help a &#034;newly single&#034; Harvard get back out there and introduce him to the world of online dating.

Love and Basketball

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Brody is back upstairs in his natural habitat, and it&#039;s just in time for Mansfield&#039;s annual basketball tournament! He and Threepeat are psyched. But when Jenny, who always regretted losing her college basketball scholarship, decides she has something to prove, she signs the ground floor up to play too. Now it&#039;s upstairs vs. downstairs and boyfriend vs. girlfriend. Meanwhile, Derrick tricks Harvard and Lindsay to go on their first date and Harvard has to learn that dating is harder than he remembers it.

Wicked Wedding

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When Brody discovers Jenny never wants to get married, it&#039;s a blow. When she says she doesn&#039;t like musicals, it&#039;s just salt in the wound. But if Brody can change Jenny&#039;s mind about musicals, maybe one day she can change her mind about marriage. Mansfield gets out of planning his daughter&#039;s wedding by pawning his wife (Emily Rutherfurd) off on Threepeat (in full wedding planner mode), only to feel he&#039;s missing out. Derrick convinces Harvard he&#039;s taking things too fast with Lindsay - too bad it wasn&#039;t before Harvard visited the tattoo parlour.

The Mansfield Who Came to Dinner

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Brody panics when Jenny invites the cultured and sophisticated Mansfield over to their zero bedroom, half bathroom &#039;palace&#039; for dinner to thank him for paying for college. Harvard and Lindsay are the perfect couple who never, ever fight. That is until all their pent up tension explodes in the middle of Jenny&#039;s dinner party. When Threepeat gets his 15 minutes of fame as a financial correspondent, he freezes up until he gets a little on camera help from former childstar Derrick.

The Proposal - Part I

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Brody&#039;s ex-girlfriend Heather (Anna Camp) returns as a partner in the company. As a birthday gift, Jenny decides to help Brody cross something off his life goal list to cheer him up. Mansfield has the perfect island wedding planned for his daughter, until the island sinks. And Harvard feels out of place in Las Vegas until he finds the wonderful world of craps.

The Proposal - Part II

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Having found an engagement ring in Brody&#039;s bag, Jenny is freaking out. Mansfield takes an instant dislike to his soon-to-be son-in-law. After winning hundreds of thousands at craps, Lindsay and Harvard go on the spree to end all sprees.

King of the Nerds

Return of the Nerds Rap

King of the Nerds: Judgment Day

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Twelve new Nerds arrive at Nerdvana to compete for $100,000. The Nerds must create Rube Goldberg-type devices and go deep into the worlds of steampunk and anime. When the first two Nerds face elimination, only Nerdzilla can save them. Hosted by Curtis Armstrong and Robert Carradine. Danika McKellar, Adam Sadowsky and Michael McMillian guest star.

And Now for Something Different

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With $100,000 on the line and the right to be called King or Queen, the Nerds let loose. Cosplay is back and even nerdier, if that&#039;s possible. Cosplay-trix extraordinaire Ya Ya Han returns to judge with &#034;My Little Pony&#034; star Tara Strong. And Billy Boyd from &#034;Lord of the Rings&#034; tosses one team into Mount Doom. Tears, jeers and too many beers in Nerdvana lead to alliances, talk about sex and a devilish Nerd Off with some Knights who say Ni!

The Gods Are Angry

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In this destined-to-be classic episode, the Nerds travel back in time to raise great triremes and cross the &#034;Adriatic Sea.&#034; (It&#039;s a pool.) When a big Nerd reveals a particularly barbaric side, a dark cloud threatens NerdvanaÂs party-all-the-time attitude. And Pom Pom Kitty attempts a coup on Curtis.

Do They Choose Wisely or Poorly

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Nerd Anthem is back! And with the Nerds being picked off one by one, the secret alliance has to think about the future. Will they hit the right note and survive another week? One of the Nerds decides it is a good idea to get in a fight with guest judge Moby, and when Lisa Loeb and Travie McCoy back him up, it gets awwwwkward.

Nuclear Nerd Games

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Penn Jillette and Rachelle Lefevre star in the ultimate Nerdy Game night. But when the Nerds go off the rails and Rachelle offers herself as tribute, the Secret Six alliance implodes. Armageddon comes to Nerdvana, and one Nerd is unable to survive the nuclear fallout of the Nerd Off.

Murder at Nerdvana

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In the darkest episode yet in the storied history of Nerdvana, Pom Pom Kitty is Scooby Doo-ed, and it is up to the intrepid Nerds to determine what monster is behind her disappearance. A master strategist struggles with loyalty, and two of the brainiest bash zombie brains to survive another night. When the teams are disbanded, they must sally forth into the darkness ahead alone.

Nerds in a Nanosecond: Murder at Nerdvana?!

Invasion of the Nerd Snatchers

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With $100,000 looming and the title of King of the Nerds drawing nigh, the remaining Nerds find themselves thwarted by an Alien Queen -- with one observant Nerd finding a key stratagem in Nerdvana. Acid melts the face of a Nerd, while another must play Games with a capital G to win in this double-elimination episode.

The Handicap Spot

The Smelly Car

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Upon leaving a restaurant after dinner with Jerry, Elaine discovers that a parking valet&#039;s body odor has permeated Jerry&#039;s car and, after latching onto them, prematurely ends her date later that same night with Carl.