Goodness. I don't get the fawning over Scarlett Johannson. She's not a dog, but I never have thought that she was all that.

It was like when people were fawning over horse-faced Jennifer Garner a couple of years ago. Johannson looks better than her, but Id' take Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, or Naomi Watts (and many others) over her in a heartbeat.

At least you don't need to put a paper bag over her head to make her acceptable.