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December 7, 2007
The Top 7 Celebrities We Want to Sue (and Why)
7. George Clooney, Brad Pitt et al. -- Preemptive lawsuit to
prevent any plans for Oceans 14.
6. Woody Allen -- For ceasing to be funny around about 1988.
5. Jane Fonda's agent -- Her only two movies this decade were
Monster-in-Law and Georgia Rule. The prosecution rests.
4. David O. Selznick -- Despite my extensive study of Gone With
the Wind, the state of Georgia refuses to license me as a
midwife.
3. Sean Connery -- For refusing to make another movie after the
big-screen assault known as The League of Extraordinary
Gentlemen.
2. Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers -- To get
residuals for the clips I post to YouTube.
and the Number 1 Celebrity We Want to Sue (and Why)...
1. Joel Schumacher -- For Batman & Robin. (We will hound you
until the end of your days, Schumacher!)
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