I Hope Courtney Stodden’s Using The Proper SPF

Here’s Courtney Stodden lotioning up her fake, pretend-teenage breasts in Malibu this week which is important news because melanoma is serious business and I’ve always thought of The Superficial as a health blog. Also, this set had this picture and this picture which, again, reaffirms my suspicions that maybe, just maybe there’s a God looking down upon us going, “Holy shit, these two are messed up. I’m gonna make the one dude touch the other dude’s penis.”