TRUMP IS A FUCKING MORON AND A THIEF

The first 100 days of the new White House have come to pass with nothing notable accomplished on a positive note. Truth be told, nothing at all has been accomplished except for pissing people off. The lowest approval rating of all time. I wish I could say I’m disappointed, but I can’t. Everything is going just as I predicted back in November when I was actually disappointed. You remember that far back, right? November 8th, 2016, Super Tuesday, America became a bad joke.

We’re about 150 days into the T-Bag Party and the chief strategy seems to be to just continue to LIE and DENY. A political infant’s administration in its infancy can’t learn to crawl let alone walk.

Fuckface Von Clownstick is having nearly every problem imaginable. If I could summon sympathy I’d have to go to church this Sunday and ask forgiveness. From the simplest task to the actual business of being a leader, he has shown us one failure, bad decision, and poor judgement after another. (this is putting it lightly)

What’s he to do? Attack on Twitter, make up statistics, deny investigations, fire those that oppose, (he’s running into a lot of empty chairs) appoint more unqualified family and friends to White House positions, or learn (at least try to learn) what the fuck he’s doing? The answer, of course, is the former.

(AN ACTUAL PICTURE FROM THE STANDS AT HIS INAUGURAL PARADE)

He has yet to fulfill a single promise he made. Most of them I thank God for. He keeps backing down. Reneging. Simply put…He’s a reneger.

Since he admittedly doesn’t read or use the internet preferring instead to watch TV, why doesn’t someone turn him on to House of Cards? Or, if he wants to continue his racist and anti-human rights agenda, someone can turn him on to Boardwalk Empire. The four horsemen of the apocalypse (Trump, Bannon, Pence, and Sessions) would love it! In either of these epic series one could learn how to “secretly” run a corrupt government and still actually govern.

The Lyin’ King’s biggest problem, aside from his ego, is the fact that he can’t fill the key seats in the White House. Not because he can’t find qualified candidates, but because no one wants to work with him. Most people he has asked have gone on record stating they think he’s too unstable (yet predictable) and they worry it (He, President Lady Fingers) will ruin their political careers. This, of course, is leaving him with few options but to hire outside the government. i.e. A friends and family plan. It’s like an old fucking Sprint commercial! (Maybe he’s getting kick backs)

I have a suggestion here…

Hey, Orange Douchecicle, hire illegal immigrants. They are already working the other jobs no one else wants! (he said in a speech though, he doesn’t want poor people in his cabinet. He has hired three Goldman Sachs Wall Street billionaires to take on the problems in our failing economy.)

He can’t fill a cabinet, but he cancelled the agreement with Cuba. This deal only let US back in. He doesn’t like where the American dollar is going, nor what it’s being spent on. The Cuban government is taking the money. People, our government takes our money, and Shitfuck McTrump wants more of it.

He tells us he won’t do more than renegotiate “the deal” until they become more like America and practice diplomacy and democracy. Whu? Are you fucking kidding me? He refers to it as the “Castro Regime.” (Does he know castro is dead?) Should he, the master of nothing, The Donald, have his way we’ll be under a communist regime!

Just last week the orange idiot appointed long-time friend and family events coordinator, Lynn Patton, to lead the Housing and Urban Development’s (HUD) region overseeing New York and New Jersey. She has, like Betsy Devos, Steve Bannon, Jared Kushner, and his loving daughter and dream girl, Ivanka Trump, zero fucking experience.

Today there was an announcement that he, Trumpelstilskin, is cutting affordable housing…Wait…that excludes the parts of it where he and Kushner make money.

True to form from Trump’s White House, she is a fat lying bitch. (Ha, try again to hold me liable. There isn’t a false word in that alleged slur.) But let’s face it, he needed a token black woman, right?

Her LinkedIn account states that she has a law degree from Quinnipaic School of Law, but when contacted the registrar stated she only attended for two semesters and certainly didn’t graduate. To her credit though, her account states that she has worked planning events (even the wedding) for the D-bag since 2009. Also, she was vice president of the Eric Trump Foundation (you know, Donald’s big-eared no-chinned son) which is now under investigation for funneling $110,000 to the Trump Foundation (D-Bag’s personal wallet it seems) that was meant to go to the Saint Jude’s Research Hospital. For those of you that don’t know, Saint Jude’s treats and does research for kids with cancer. But really, does a dying kid need a chance at survival more than Trump needs a giant portrait of himself. (I’m actually fighting back tears and vomit as I type.)

Wait, I’m not done…

The Eric trump Foundation, legally, paid The (Donald) Trump Foundation 1.2 million dollars for use of the golf courses even though they (the Trumps) claim the courses were a use-for-free, no-fee family donation. Purportedly, the Cheetoh colored inhuman personally ordered his company to start billing the Eric trump Foundation for use of the property.

Here’s what happened…

The first years of the charitable event had a buy-in of $5000. A fun day at a basement price for the wealthy to play a round of golf, look good in the eyes of the public, and get a tax write off.

Donors were told that the money was going to Saint Jude’s when actually, half the money went to a few other charity organizations that had particular family interests. Hmmm. Oh yeah, the giant portrait of me charity, aka, The trump Foundation.

Adolf Twitler saw an opportunity. Keep raising the buy-in. Great! The kids win. No. The “donation” for the tournament went to $100,000 but Saint Jude’s got little more.

So, take candy from a baby and you’re a dick. Take life from a baby and you’re the lowest form of fucking life on the fucking planet. This is the president Of the (un) United States of America?

Russian collusion? Who actually gives a fuck? People went to the fucking voting booths, mailed in ballots and gave this asshole the thumbs up. (HE DID NOT WIN THE POPULAR VOTE, BUT THAT’S BESIDE THE FUCKING POINT) I have to say publicly what I’ve said privately…You fucking ignorant fucks! (those voting for him mostly didn’t have gas money, so they loaded up in the back of pick-ups and rode out of the holler. Whooo)

My belief in the U.S. is waning. The fact that there have been no real attempts to eject this fucking deranged greedy asshole have me stunned. Reality is a TV series? Get of your ass and scream!

The best thing I’ve read this week is the nearly media nonexistent Kellyanne Conway saying if she died Twitter would celebrate. Fuck Twitter, I’ll throw a party and the ENTIRE WORLD is invited. I do throw down a pretty good barbecue party…

We’ll consider the proposed Trump care bill soon. It was finally release to the public today, but I have finished this rant and am still seething.