On Sunday, former VP Dick Cheney underwent heart transplant surgery. The good news is that the surgery is successful. The bad news is that it’s the perfect opportunity for us to revisit some of our favorite mockery of the Dickster!

On Tuesday, former Vice President (and unindicted co-conspirator) Dick Cheney will publish his autobiography In My Time. One of the revelations made in the book is that in March 2001, Cheney wrote a letter of resignation and instructed his aides to deliver it to the President if he ever became “incapacitated.” The Idiotical has obtained a copy of this letter.