Comrades!!! It is a glorious day for the Party!! In honor of the elections of November 7, 2006 in which the Party has wrested control of Amerika from the hated Republikkkans, it is a dawning of a new era!! Thus we decree, dependent upon Glorious Uber Comrade HRC's approval of course, that henceforth 8 November shall be known and celebrated as Red Dawn!!! On this day appropriate celebrations and accolades will be accorded to the Party and our victory shall be celebrated for all time!!

The day the mobilized and properly conditioned masses went on to storm the Winter Palace... er, Capitol Hill was actually Nov. 7 (October 25 old style). That's why it's called October Revolution or Red October, even though according to the new calendar it's celebrated on Nov. 7th in the Motherland, with military parades, and tanks rolling over Red Square, to unanimous cheers by trusty intoxicated proletarians.

November 7 has always been and will remain in history as the official day of the Great October Socialist Revolution.

The day the mobilized and properly conditioned masses went on to storm the Winter Palace... er, Capitol Hill was actually Nov. 7 (October 25 old style). That's why it's called October Revolution or Red October, even though according to the new calendar it's celebrated on Nov. 7th in the Motherland, with military parades, and tanks rolling over Red Square, to unanimous cheers by trusty intoxicated proletarians.

November 7 has always been and will remain in history as the official day of the Great October Socialist Revolution.

True Comrade, Nov 7th was the day that the storming took place, but the next dawn occurred on Nov 8th, hence the Dawning of a New Era could not really happen until Nov 8, hence Red Dawn should be celebrated on the 8th.

Red Dawn is by no means meant to take the place of Glorious Red Oktober, but it is a new holiday meant to immortalize our glorious victory and the taking of Amerika in a new direction!!

November 7th will live on forever as the turning point in the war on the evil capitalists. At least until November 17th when the PS3 comes out and we're all too distracted playing it to concentrate on the revolution.

AT LAST!Goodbye USA! Hello UGSSA-C (United Gay-Socialist States of America part of the Global Caliphate) which will also be the re-dawning of the greatest of the progressive eras of all history - the 1960's!!!

Shouldn't this be declared the more progressive title "BLUE DAWN"! There was a reason we labled those reactionary rightwing Rovian Bushitlerites - soon to be re-located to re-education camps in Arkansas -RED. And Blue was in fashion before Purple, but we can't go with Purple or paisley just yet (at least not until Fancy Pance takes over)...

Comrade Village Useful Idiot It is imperative that you change your name. You are a socialist philosopher of the first rank, equal to Hyndeman, Lukacs, etc. Your name implies non-State approved humor and must stricken for posterity's sake. The progeny of a Continuing Revolution must never observe or mistake humor in our mandates. Might I suggest something like: The Pensive Musings of a Gloriously Undereducated Worker Peasant? Or maybe just Ralph?

Comrade Village Useful Idiot It is imperative that you change your name... Might I suggest something like: The Pensive Musings of a Gloriously Undereducated Worker Peasant? Or maybe just Ralph?"Worker Peasant" is a non-phrase. Workers have hammers; peasants have sickles. By joining together these tools of production they make fodder for the revolution. It is important that we distinguish these two classes. One cannot become the other without a Party-approved operation.

As for the name change, may I suggest "Useful Villager"? I think that'll cover a lot of ground and will surely resonate with Hillary Clinton and her legendary affection for the peasant class.

Comrade Village Useful Idiot It is imperative that you change your name... Might I suggest something like: The Pensive Musings of a Gloriously Undereducated Worker Peasant? Or maybe just Ralph?"Worker Peasant" is a non-phrase. Workers have hammers; peasants have sickles. By joining together these tools of production they make fodder for the revolution. It is important that we distinguish these two classes. One cannot become the other without a Party-approved operation.

As for the name change, may I suggest "Useful Villager"? I think that'll cover a lot of ground and will surely resonate with Hillary Clinton and her legendary affection for the peasant class.

Hmm, yes yes. Thank you Comrades- Yes I see. As it was difficult to take a villager named Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili seriously - so should my name also be changed for the greater good. As for Ralph - a fine proletariat or villager name - but it has been taken i.e. 'Komrad RalphieBoy' -party member of "The Peoples Cube" since June '05 -I therefore decline to assume this personality. "Arkansas Villager" perhaps??? - or -if Comrade R.Square's suggestion is the only option...?or if Black Maria is to be dispatched tonight to deliver me into - self purge and permanent exile to South Dakota...so will be the will of the Party!

If I may chime in and make my opinion known and force it down everyones throat, I personally like Village Useful Idiot. I mean, does idiot really imply you are slow and uneducated like a U.S soldier? I think not. I will go onto say that idiot could be made into a compliment of sophistication, revolutionary zeal and down right progressive fervor. Its not the word or name, its how the Party defines it, and I really do think we are missing that point. Let him/her/it/oatmeal/appliance keep the name, but let us change the dictionaries.

I move for a vote on the floor of the Peoples Kongress, let us reform our dictionaries now!

Let him/her/it/oatmeal/appliance keep the name, but let us change the dictionaries.That is a wise decision, Comrade Chairman. We keep the name but change the paradigm. Just shift it a notch or two. Isn't that what the People's Cube is all about? Nobody is too slow, nobody is too fast. As long as you can pass the People's Cube test, you're an equal member of the collective.

You may keep your current name, Comrade Idiot! Carry it proudly with your head held high. Don't let any poll workers intimidate you. You already know what most so-called "intellectuals" don't - that reality is not real, meaning is meaningless, and reason is but a hurtful word used as a tool by the bourgeisie to preserve its oppressive hegemony over your village.

I'm with the Chairman. There is no shame in being the Village Useful Idiot. He's been with us a long time. We've all grown quite fond of him. He does anything we tell him to do. Perhaps we've forgotten him at times. Perhaps we should remedy this forgetfulness. No way should he change his name!

We could use the glorious November 8 Red Dawn celebration to celebrate all the unknown, unsung, Village Useful Idiots. On November 8 each collective could select a special person in their collective to be the Village Useful Idiot. And then, throughout the Motherland, we would have parades and a special celebration of Useful Idiots! This, to celebrate all the Village Useful Idiots that helped the Party this day! The celebration could be something like this:

Above - Village Useful Idiot for a Day in Village Useful Idiot for a Day parade costume.

Above - Village Useful Idiot for a Day celebrating Nov. 8 Red Dawn festivities at his collective with comrades dressed as Necro-Proxies.

Above - Young Pioneer girls of the collective dressed as Necro-Proxies for the Nov. 8 Red Dawn festivities.

Above - The end of the parade. At the close of the day's festivities the celebrated Village Useful Idiot for a Day is sacrificed in a blaze of glory for the Common Good of the collective symbolizing all the Useful Village Idiots who've helped and then selflessly given their lives for the Party.

Comrades!!! It is a glorious day for the Party!! In honor of the elections of November 7, 2006 in which the Party has wrested control of Amerika from the hated Republikkkans, it is a dawning of a new era!! Thus we decree, dependent upon Glorious Uber Comrade HRC's approval of course, that henceforth 8 November shall be known and celebrated as Red Dawn!!! On this day appropriate celebrations and accolades will be accorded to the Party and our victory shall be celebrated for all time!!

O'Brien

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