Don't sneer too loudly at Unibrow guys. He's one of the uncredited actors in the film Caligula (1979). He appears during that huge toga party on board the "Love Boat" near the end. It's definitely the same guy.

That means Unibrow has even more righteous street-cred than even Brick Mantooth. For all his catalog fame and underwear photo-shoots, Brick never got to do a feature film or a hot scene with genuine Penthouse centerfold models.

Unibrow has a very good reason to stand there with his hands on his hips and a smug look on his face.