Happy 84th Birthday Buzz Aldrin

by sanjosebarstool

84 years of glory for good ole, Buzz Aldrin. Hit the moon at the right old age of 39 and has been cashing checks ever since. People might not know that he also flew 68 combat missions, shooting down a few MiG’s in his time. You know what they also don’t know? He got a facelift because “G-forces caused jowls to form,” and he has been married and divorced three times with his most recent divorce coming at age 82. The women?

What an American. God bless you, Buzz. Keep on keeping on.

P.S. Buzz Aldrin’s third and final wife is definitely still electric. What a tomcat.