Funny Status Message #182671

# 99912 Remember back when phones hung on the wall and didn't have caller ID and you'd run as fast as you could to answer it in hopes it was for you? Times sure have changed! Now we can peek at who's calling us and either get excited or pretend we're not home.

# 106367 Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn't want to ruin my day by talking to you.

# 94464 Some girls are like a phone call from a private caller... you can pick it up, but chances are they just want money.