Rubenesque

One of our men in England met Davina, eyed her 40-24-34 measurements and contacted us. "Shoot, man, shoot," we advised. Miss Armstrong wears a 34F cup and buys her half-cup melon-protectors at Harrods, famed department store. The way her knockers hang and flop is a case for much further research. Other things to know about Davina is that she weighs 9 stone or approximately 135 lbs., and is 5'6" tall. She reads the Sun newspaper, likes to visit South Africa, reads Jackie Collins potboiler-paperbacks and watches Jerry Springer, who has apparently invaded U.K. telly. Seems very well-rounded. She feels that her best features are "my eyes and chest." XL guessed one out of two right (chest and poonani). Best pick-up line she has been pitched was, "Get your coat love, you're pulled (Brit slang for picked-up)." However, Davina declines to say if she gave that guy the big shagdoodle later on.