Even though I'm tempted to enter 'Billiards', I won't. First, because Davey Boy has already put in an MJ parody (though that didn't stop me in Ages 5 ;)). But more importantly, I spent the whole parody describing the wrong sport! Thus I shall enter this one, which is my best 'B' parody as of yet:

A personal favorite, since it is inspired by personal events: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thewho132.shtmlhttp://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onion_news1892.frontpage_thumbnail.jpgDKTOS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l24Ov_aydFQ&mode=related&search=