Man Named Loser Arrested At Walmart

A California man with the unfortunate last name of Loser was arrested Sunday on suspicion of stealing items from a cluster of Walmarts in Murrieta, Calif.

Police responded to reports of a suspicious vehicle near Murrieta Hot Springs and Madison Avenue from a Walmart loss prevention employee. The caller claimed the vehicle was a match for another belonging to a suspect who had been stealing from several stores in the area.

When cops got to the scene they found the driver, identified as 48-year-old Brady Loser, in a car with two different license plates — neither belonging to the car they had pulled over.

After conducting a search, police found drug paraphernalia, and brand new tools in the trunk of Loser’s car — which the he admitted to stealing earlier in the day, authorities said.

The loss prevention employee who tipped off police identified Loser as the suspect from a previous burglary and he was subsequently arrested.

Loser was hit with a slew of charges — including possession of a controlled substance and grand theft — and booked into the Southwest Detention Center.