100% Un-offical OiPolloi x Royal Wedding Tea Towel

This post was, and is, intend as a joke. We thought that was obvious, but it’s been taken (very) seriously by some – so we felt the need to spell it out.

WE AREN’T ACTUALLYMAKINGTEA-TOWELSOUT OF GEEVAUCHERARTWORK.

Also, for the record – we aren’t anarchists, we don’t have an issue with Wills & Katie. Each to their own. Our only gripe? The media coverage is kinda boring. Our official statement on the affair?

“Ta for the extra Bank Holiday – but you can keep the bunting mate”.

RIPIRONY

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We’re taking pre-orders on the 100% Un-official OiPolloi X Royal Wedding tea-towel, made from cotton fit for a king-to-be… and featuring graphics inspired by Gee Vaucher’s Crass album sleeves, detailing some delightful British scenery (grassy knolls and stuff).