"One of his ex-girlfriends was coming onto my show."According to Handler, Fiddy wanted to give her a heads up that his ex still had feelings for him, but Chelsea had other things on her mind—namely, her job."I was like, at my job," she said.

Is there anything more nerve-wracking than coming up with a creative text message for somebody you're interested in? Interest, smiles, laughter, these are all values you can give to the other person on the line.

After looking the page over for a minute or so, Derek said, “Well, she looks O. I’m just gonna keep looking for a while.” I asked what was wrong, and he replied, “She likes the Red Sox.” I was completely shocked. Imagine the Derek of 20 years ago, finding out that this beautiful, charming woman was a real possibility for a date.

"I normally don't like Harvard people, because they can't go two minutes without mentioning that they went to Harvard. Law will concede: Aronofsky is not a fan of reality television or her obsession with it.

The starting point is synth-pop, but drained of blood and filled up with muted screams, jerking bass and sparking circuit boards. Hear those synths rush in and you’re reminded of that bit in The Streets’ ‘Weak Become Heroes’ when Mike comes up on an E, but here it’s like it’s been downloaded to an old-school Game Boy, chemical highs reduced to blocks and pixels.