1. Excessive Jealousy/Insecurity. Usually they go hand in hand. You’ll never be able to win with this person, so just don’t even go there.

2. Bad Sniffs. You absolutely must like they way they smell. Yes, even when they’re funky–especially when they’re funky; cuz that’s gonna happen. If you don’t, it’s never gonna work out. True story.

3. Bad Sleeps. Where you just can’t sleep well next to someone. No matter how hard you try the puzzle pieces are not fitting together and you’re left spending your night flopping around like a fish out of water. Let me tell you, this is NOT going to be long-lasting relationship.

5. Unneccessary Lying. Lying when there is no conceivable purpose to hide the truth?? Whoa! This person is clearly a psychopath. Get the EFF outta there and if applicable, think about changing your locks.

6. Serial Cheating. Once can be chalked up to human error. Anything more than that is a lifestyle.