Mel Brooks (born Melvin
Kaminsky; June 28, 1926) is an American film director, screenwriter,
composer, lyricist, comedian, actor and producer... [and]; is a member
of the short list of entertainers with the distinction of having won an
Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony award. Three of his films ranked in
the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 comedy films of
all-time: Blazing Saddles at number 6, The Producers at
number 11, and Young Frankenstein at number 13. (Click
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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and
we're gonna make mistakes.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Critics are like eunuchs at an orgy. They just don't get it.

Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin.

Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

He who hesitates is poor.

Hope for the best,expect the worst.Life is a play.We're
unrehearsed.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I only direct in self-defense,

I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got?
Practically none.

Look at Jewish history. Unrelieved lamenting would be intolerable. So,
for every ten Jews beating their breasts, God designated one to be crazy
and amuse the breast-beaters. By the time I was five I knew I was that
one.

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are
just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with
comedy, they stand no chance.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open
sewer and die.

Usually when a lot of men get together, it's called war.

What is the toughest thing about making film? Putting in the little
holes. The sprocket holes are the worst. Everything else is easy, but
all night you have to sit with that little puncher and make the holes on
the side of the film. You could faint from that work. The rest is easy.
The script is easy, the acting is easy, the directing is a breeze... but
the sprockets will tear your heart out.

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[Mel Brooks] was approached by a woman who offered condolences on the
passing of his beloved wife, Anne Bancroft. "I know how you feel. I just
lost my mother," the woman said. "How old was she?" asked Mel.
"Ninety-six," the woman replied. "Well," Mel said, "she was asking for
it."-New York Post, August 23, 2005

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George Anthony, chief of entertainment programming for the CBC,
remembers that Bancroft and Brooks were a "genuine bonafide love match,
in the early years almost as famous for their public battles as
Elizabeth Taylor and Michael Todd." He recalls one of their fights when
he grabbed her arm and she pulled away from him. Anthony's story: