Aunty#1: “Ufff timmy is at harvard na, and he’s doing sooo well. It’s only his freshman year but he’s already in the debate club, made the dean’s list, and involved in the anti-war movement on campus. He’s organized a talk by chomsky, his professors love him, and he’s also taking Latin along with salsa lessons on the weekends. So tell me Gulli how is Arif doing?”

Aunty#2 (hammered): “Well snoopy, like any other normal 18 year old Arif is fucking his brains out.”