I'm not sure why, possibly something to do with the fact that she's a nasty, agressive, malicious little cunt. A few of my friends have been in prison, mostly for minor things. I have about two friends who were in prison for more serious reasons, but have since cleaned their act up. My Dad once got arrested for dancing on a police car. My mum must have been so proud...

anecdotes, but I did have a rather surreal
conversation with a recently released ex-offender yesterday who used the line 'They need locking up!' during a discussion about the perceived rise in street crime.

got really pissed up one night and got into a fight in a chip shop. the guy started on him and punched to the floor, he was pissed up aswell. My cousin got up and smashed the shit out of him, put him in hospital, and ended up spending a few months behind bars.

the thing is he can hardly even remember it happening, and yet he has a criminal record, can't get a job ect...for 2 minutes of madness. obviously he concludes that he was an idiot.

he also has a daughter that he conceived on a park bench outside my hometown. he can't remember that happening either.

knocked his best friends teeth out with a whisky bottle after I moved out. The police were all ears till they heard the address and told him it was his own fault for going there. So he took out a private prosecution (mainly for compensation) and my flatmate got 18 months. He went in an aggressive drunk and came out an aggressive drunk with new hobbies of smoking smack and man hugs

quite a number of people I know have been in jail, best place for them, probably

for a dodgy ass company where one of the directors was in jail for fraud - we learned this fact from a feature on the company on WATCHDOG. when the company went into administration we had to go meet dudes brother in a mcdonalds car park to get our overdue wages, it was like being in some itv3 sitcom