After reading this story, I became obsessed with finding photos of Justin Theroux’s profile. I want to examine his nose!! So that’s why I’m using so many profile shots and closeups – I needed to examine his perfectly normal and uncontroversial nose. I’d never really examined it before, for some strange reason, because ordinarily, I do have a thing for an interesting nose and a great profile. Justin’s nose had never struck me as noteworthy – good or bad – before now. But according to The Enquirer, Justin’s nose has been bugging Jennifer Aniston for a while, and she gently hinted to him that he might want to take care of nose business.

Jennifer Aniston nearly sparked WWIII when she suggested that Justin Theroux get a nose job to pretty himself up for their wedding day.

“It turned into a huge fight with Justin accusing Jen of comparing him to her ‘oh-so-perfect’ ex-husband Brad Pitt,” revealed a friend. “Jen immediately defended herself, saying she was just trying to help fix Justin’s noisy snoring and she wasn’t making a dig at his craggy features. Justin is by no means the vain type, but he’s aware that his nose is larger and longer than it was in his 20s, and Jen definitely touched a nerve.”

Jennifer was simply hinting that Justin follow her lead and get his nose reshaped and refined, said the source. Jen had her first rhinoplasty in 1995, followed by a fine-tuning in January 2007 to correct a deviated septum.

In the end, the source says Jen told Justin not to worry about it – that she thinks he’s hot just the way he is. Jen loves Justin deeply and hates that she offended him… while she may secretly wish that he get his nose fixed, she still can’t wait to marry him.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

I really don’t get it – Justin’s nose looks fine to me. It’s a bit longer than “average,” but I get tired of actors and actresses having the same cookie-cutter noses. Justin’s nose has character, and I believe that it’s his own (because why would he get a plastic surgeon to carve that?). Now, if it’s really a snoring issue, sure. Maybe he should fix it, or maybe he should get Breathe Right strips or whatever. I just don’t get why Ms. Deviated Septum is trying to further Ken-Doll-up her dude.

Considering how much people (and even JA) talk about the surgical interventions she did on her own nose, it would not surprise me.
But his nose is fine! It has a nice shape, is not enormous, but it’s not perfect. Plus, all those small noses people want usually don’t fit most faces.

I know people think he’s handsome, but he looks kind of greasy to me. Like he has a lot of products in his hair, maybe some self tanner on, and he wears his clothes too tight. Just kind of a hipster poser.

My thoughts, exactly…and who really cares about his nose. Just leave it alone. I don’t believe the story, though (no offense, Kaiser…you just put them out there for us to dissect)….my nose is a lot worse after walking into the wall two days ago. Very classy.

I don’t know somehow I’m pretty sure thru sly slips Jen is working it for her man to just tweak his beak ever so slightly ya know just a tiny touch like she did under the guise of health matters that will help him sleep the
best ever that 1st night. then Jen can gleefully clap her hands & squeal with delight that she was right in the guise that she can now relax with that tiny imperfection gone.

I don’t know if she wants him to get a nose job or not – I’m guessing this isn’t true, though – but I think his nose is perfect. It’s not too long, too big, or too anything else. It’s just right for his face.

This HAS to be a fabricated story… doesn’t it? Justin is interesting looking just the way he is. I kinda miss the days when being a star meant having that je ne c’est quoi that was truly distinct, but not necessarily perfect. Think Bogie’s teeth, Lauren Hutton’s gap, Harrison Ford’s scars… I’m so tired of all the veneers and teeth bleaching and extensions and spray tans that make everyone look like members of the same cult. Ugh…

Lets face it. Hes the ugliest guy shes ever been with. Its not the nose, its his whole face and body. He really is an ugly creature. She must be desperate. He is absolutely REPULSIVE! A face only a mother could love. The ugliest guy in Hollywood, second to Clive Owen. John Mayer was the hottest. This guy is embarrassing for her. How low she has sunk to. This guy is fcking UGLY!