(spoken by 3 players at the same time) “With some fava beans
and a nice Chianti?”

What I will never live down:

“Okay, now I need to talk to Jenny.No, wait, I lied.Who I really need to see is Anne.All right, Anne...(pause)...you know what?I lied again.I’ll start with Jenny.And
Jenny, I lied again, because the circus really is in town...”

The first meeting between the pooka and the sluagh, in
the middle of a crowded bar:

“I’d like a Chianti and a Long Island Iced Tea, please.”

(The sluagh whispers something unintelligible.)

“What was that?You’ll
have to speak up.”

“I can’t.That’s
because I’m a sluagh!”

“You better not call my music popular ever again!”

“Nina, does your door swing both ways?”

“It’s like Cheers, only skankier!”

The eshu is reprimanded by the pooka for discussing legal
nuances with Lady Stavroula:

“Hey!That sounds
like BANALITY!”

(weird wet gurgling sounds)

“Yes, Miss Sex Goat?”

The satyr spends too much time hanging around with sluaghs:

(whispering)“Why
did you come to...”(suddenly using
normal voice)“Wait, why am I whispering?”

“Satyrs don’t have to wear pants!”

“Are you trying to seduce the yummy guy?”

“There’s too many kiths that start with S.Satyr, sluagh, sidhe...”

“Pooka!”

“Starts with P!”

“Or so you think!”

“His destiny is my snack!”

Spoken by the redcap, who in the previous session chewed
half of an NPC’s face off:

“What’s my character’s favorite kind of sandwich?Open face!”

“Where are your parents?”

“I ate them.”

“It’s human-riffic!”

“I wanna talk to pinhead tattoo woman.”

The pooka gloats after using Confidant to get the redcap
to be her friend:

“Ha ha ha...you liked me.”

“Well, now that we’ve had our gratuitous ‘Silence Of The
Lambs’ reference for the night...”

“Hey, I don’t pretend to know about the satyr’s bra size.”

“Don’t you have a job somewhere?”

“No, remember that thing about accidentally shooting my boss
in the butt?”

The pooka resorts to extreme measures to feed her psychic
vampirism:

“Can I go find a prostitute somewhere?”

“It’s like Donald Duck trying to hack up a hairball!”

After the pooka realizes she can get psychic energy by
rubbing up against strangers on the subway:

“She’s ‘going to Subway’ to ‘get her fill.’”

“First I want to meet a kid, then I’m going to eat him!”

(whisper whisper whisper)“Oh really?”(whisper
whisper)“Well, not in my World
of Darkness!”

What the redcap learned:

“When a vampire drinks changeling blood, weird shit goes
down.”

“You know, usually actresses try to sleep with the director
BEFORE they get cast...”

“Is anyone else proud of the way I ravaged that bitch?”

“See, after we had that talk about you being a cannibal and
all...”

“Your dice went up my pants!”

Sarcastic GM comment after the satyr asked if there was
anything written in the octopus’ spiderweb:

“Yeah, the spiderweb says ‘some pig.’”

“He has a beret and funky hair?Omigod that’s so cuuuuuute!”

“Nope, it’s the same old octopus.”

“Stuart—it’s what’s for dinner!”

“He doesn’t have scary teeth, Creepy Scary Girl.”

“She’s not stupid, she’s just a pooka!”

“I wish I could quote your facial expression right now...”

“P is for pooka, that’s good enough for me!”

After the satyr gives the pooka an autographed picture
of herself for Richard:

“Great, now I have to roll contested willpower with myself
to make sure I give it to him.”

“Do you have the book?”

“Yes.”

“Can I borrow it?”

“No.”

“Why?”

“Um...because Moro peed on it!”

“Oh, okay, thanks.”(starts
to leave)

“Um, Althea, your Common Sense merit tells you that since
Moro is a chimera, he doesn’t have bladder functions.”

(turning back)“Hey,
wait a minute...”

“Yeah, hindsight is always 20/20, isn’t it now?”

“Is that a National Geographic in your pocket, or are you
just happy to see me?”

“This is like the time I was in Transylvania trying to stake
Dracula.He was like ‘Blooooood!’
and I was like ‘Stabby stabby…(pause)…stabby stabby stabby!’And he was like ‘Aaaaaargh!’ and then I realized
I was stabbing his crotch.”

“Have you ever found anything in here?I mean, besides emptiness?”

“As soon as he shows up, I’m going to start squirting.In more ways than one.”

“What are you doing?”

“I’m getting you wet.”

“I don’t need that!”

“Yeah, she has Spencer to do it now.”

“Now, I’m having sex like the horny satyr I am.”

“I’ve had so much sex I know when to stop.”

“Okay, so you just gained a metric assload of Glamour from
gettin’ jiggy wit’ it…”

“And in the morning, you and Spencer drive out to the Grand
Canyon and watch the sun rise together.”

(Collective “aaawww”s.)

“I give it a week.”

“But do you think they’d, like, poke people with their horns
and be like, ‘Give me what I need, bitch?’”

“Hmm, what does Nina crave after sex?”

“More sex?”

“She probably turned off her cell phone.”

“Unless she had it set to ‘vibrate.’”

“No, I think Spencer was providing all the vibrations I needed
last night.”

“Magic fingers!Magic
fingers!”

“It’s just a place that shouldn’t be.”

“Here’s a new NPC for Nina to hate!”

“Hang on, guys.A
little more hell has to break loose here.”

“Metagaming 1: Listen To GM.”

“All Spencer brought in was his angst!”

“Hi.”

“Hi.”

“Looks like you’ve been shot.”

“Conceive a child!Name
it Darkness!”(Yes, this advice
was given by the player of Ripple…)

“Are you the owner of the whole house, or just the dark…sub-house?”

“Oh, Grandma died.Time
to roll up a new one.”

“Well, we know who wears the non-existent pants in this relationship.”

“You gained 15 points of Glamour from boinking someone!I’d say the theme of the night was definitely
sex.”

Tai attempts to explain to the police how Larry the cave
explorer ended up gut-shot:

“The best part of waking up is beer cheese in your cup!And by cup I mean face.”

“You get one troll.He’s
very young and inexperienced, but eager to fight and totally obedient.”

“He’s what we call a frontliner.”

“Vampires are like 7-Up—the undead uncola!”

“When I buy those phones, I make sure to get the kind where
you speak into it and it dials the number for you.”

“I set it up so that when I say ‘damn’ it calls Nina, and
when I say ‘shit’ it calls Tai.”

“Fuck.Fuck.”

“And ‘Ring!’ goes Kat’s phone.”

“May I remind you, you left your sword in the Dreaming in
true symbolic Kenshin fashion.”

“Does gravity affect grammar?I mean, Glamour?”

BAD Evangelion joke:

“(sigh)Another unfamiliar
Seelie.”

“Oh, the irony.I
mow down changelings with reckless abandon and have no problems.Then, as soon as I try to heal one of them,
I turn into fucking Aquaman.”

“His full name is Thuk Frontliner?”

“So do they have aqua kids?”

“Ohhh, Spencer, I do so want to hear the clatter of little
goat hooves…”

Cast of Characters:

Althea Ypsilanti, eshu circus performer, settled down
in San Francisco to write a book about her adventures, married Jesse “Darkstar”
Dickens, Jr., and gave birth to a mage daughter named Kira.Played by Jenny.

Erin Riley, Gothic sluagh bartender, married Jonathan
Standing Stone and became a mediator between nunnehi and European changelings
everywhere.Played by Anne.

Kat McIntar, retired troll police detective, became
the Baroness of a freehold outside of Boulder and the mentor to Andrew Hammer
and Thuk Frontliner.Played by Missy.

Nina Faye, famous satyr musician and actress, married
Spencer Timothy, won an Oscar for her work in “The Amethyst Key,” and released
her second CD to resounding critical acclaim.Played by Nikki.

Tai, incredibly unconventional House Liam sidhe, settled
down in New Orleans with Tristan ap Scathach and altered the aim of her speaking
career to encourage sidhe and commoners to unite.Played by Rachel.

Storyteller: Beth.

Fallen Comrades:

Annabelle Lector, a former 7-year-old redcap with
an addiction to human flesh.Became
a Malkavian vampire after her cross-country killing spree antagonized just
about everyone.Played by Rachel.

Ayla Norothoditch, a wolf pooka.Got tired of being a constant source of conflict,
got rid of her psychic vampirism, and left the motley to work at Yellowstone
and live happily ever after with Thomas Werner.Played by Missy.