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<Sunspot> Was more than they knew how to handle, ferg.
<Fergisnaked> My nudity is hard to handle
<Cecilia> XD

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<@Starfish> O.O
<@Slarti> ....
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<Janet_________________> ....
<@Starfish> wb
<Janet_________________> what the heck
<@Starfish> Daaaaaaaamn
<Janet_________________> I only got knocked off once today!
<@Slarti> well now that's just crazy
<@Starfish> That's the longest tail ever
<@Slarti> you get a noprize for that
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<@Starfish> Maybe chat decided to skip ahead
<Janet__________________> Probably.
<Janet__________________> Chat hates me xD
<@Slarti> no... wait
* @Starfish hugs
<@Slarti> for THAT
<Janet__________________> It just waits for me to fail.

<@Shaw> yes, kill him! ....i'll be over here rescuing jess
<@Rott> Which part of her?
<Jessica> LOL
<@Shaw> ...
<@Shaw> if all her parts aren't attached and in factory condition i'll take over the choking
<@Rott> Do they have to be attached in the original positions?
<@Shaw> ....yes
* @Rott offers to add more boobies, perhaps?
<@Shaw> ....well....
<@Shaw> NO!
<@Rott> But they shoot acid
<@Rott> ...I'm starting to sound like Freak
<@Shaw> .....nooooo
<@Rott> Must be channeling the mad scientist
<@Shaw> you really are dude
* Fabian looks down at her chest.
<Fabian> It'd be awesome if they shot acid
<@Rott> XD
<@Shaw> speaking as someone who has had things come out of her boobs...
<Jessica> lol
<@Shaw> you don't want ANYTHING coming out of there
<Fabian> Yeah, leakage would be a concern
<Fabian> Just as long as it was a controllable thing I could see benefits though. The problem would be aim and pressure.
* @Shaw protects Jess' boobies
* Walt looks in main
<Fabian> pew, pew!

Quicksilver: Howisshe?Isshealright?Imusetspeakwithmysisteratonce.
Hawkeye: What is that noise?
IronMan: That is the noise Pietro makes right before he's tossed out of the airlock. ~ Avengers: The Children's Crusade #6

<Cecilia> four girls Fabian
<Cecilia> plaaaayyaaa
<Hisako> a mental patient, an asexual androgynous japanese girl and a night elf?
<Hisako> AND Beyonce, minus the goods?
<Hisako> h'dayum son
<@Fabian> Nobody can say Fabian has an actual 'type'
* Clarice coughs
<Clarice> Princess Batman, TYVM
<Cecilia> he's dated two half-black girls though both from the Caribbean
<Elizabeth> Hisako> a mental patient, an asexual androgynous japanese girl and a night elf? - Walk into a bar
<Clarice> xD
<Hisako> the barman says "which of you is wearing a costume?"
<Hisako> to which the night elf replies
<Hisako> "I'M BATMAN"

[4:49pm] • Cassie prods to see if Fabian is still alive
[4:50pm] Fabian: I'm dead on the inside
[4:51pm] Mayday: damn straight
[4:51pm] • Mayday thought SHE had family issues.
[4:51pm] Mayday: talk about sibling rivalries...
[4:51pm] Fabian: XD yeah, nothing like a good shot to the stomach
[4:52pm] Mayday: i guess she really blew him away
[4:52pm] Cecilia: and Esteban
[4:52pm] Mayday: she's been gunning for him for a while though, right?
[4:52pm] Mayday: :DDD
[4:52pm] JSherlock: lololol
[4:52pm] Mayday: that was a total shot to the gut though....
[4:52pm] Mayday: i just hope Fabian can stomach it

<Kurt> ...you know i was turned down from joining the Evil League of Evil Geniuses?
<Kurt> yeah, so my friend who's a member outright said 'no' when i asked her
<Kurt> she said "You're not really 'evil', are you? You're Chaotic Good at best, and that's not even a KIND of 'evil'."
<Kurt> .....what the fuck!? seriously!?
<Darren> d'awwww
* Darren pats
<Kurt> dude, HOW THE HELL!?
<Kurt> my name is CHAOS, I'm a katana-wielding badass who hates society and lives on a steady diet of gym sessions and dating sims
<Kurt> you know what one of my new housemates said?
<Kurt> "I think you've just had a bad experience with a woman. My boyfriend says any guy who decides to be evil has usually had a terrible encounter with a girl in his life"
<Kurt> i mean, sure, i was like "well...yeah," but that isn't the ONLY reason!
<Darren> my cat is nibbling my elbow O.o
<Kurt> not that it's one of my reasons...
<Kurt> ...cats don't have elbows
<Kurt> ...what the fuck, Pup, how is it that FIVE years later we're here again!?
<Kurt> CHICKENS HAVE SPINES
<Kurt> CATS
<Kurt> WHO DO NOT OWN ARMS
<Kurt> HAVE NO ELBOWS
<Kurt> GAHD
<Darren> chaos
<Darren> ashush
<Kurt> ¬x¬
<Darren> ashush
<Kurt> i'm in a sensitive place right now, i won't lie.
<Darren> my cat is nibbling my elbow
<Kurt> ooooooooh
<Darren> not his own fictional elbow
<Kurt> ...i did not even read th-....
<Kurt> ...
<Darren> he sat next to me and gave it a nibble for reasons best known to himself
<Kurt> (._. ) i think i just figured out why the Evil League of Evil Geniuses won't hire me.

<Sunspot> A family killed by potatoes and a kid accidentally cut his head off with a model helicopte. Just... what?.
<Jimmy> .... potatoes?
<Jessica> .... wtf
<Sunspot> Yep. Basement full of potatoes. THey had rotted to such an extent that it filled the basement with noxious gas. Dad goes down, dies. Mother goes down, dies. teenage son goes down, dies. Grandmother calls the neighbours, goes down, leaves the door open, dies. Eight year old girl goes down, finds the bodies.
<Sunspot> Gas had dissipated by the time she went down since the door was left open.
<Jessica> ><
<Jessica> omg
<Jimmy> .....
<Sunspot> If that's not going to be the most fucked up ptsd, I don't know what is.

8:18 PM Melati: What's worse is that there's a big ass spider hiding in my room, and I can't get it
8:18 PM Melati: I think I'll just not sleep tonight
8:18 PM Shaw: is it like that one on the toilet paper?
8:18 PM Melati: not that bad, no
Chaos is now called Venom
8:19 PM Melati: Or I'd be in my car by now instead of in front of the computer
8:19 PM Melati: driving away from the fire
8:19 PM Shaw: LOL
8:19 PM Shaw: true facts
8:20 PM Panic: XD
8:20 PM Panic: I smoked a huge one the other day
8:20 PM Panic: with a ten foot pole
8:20 PM Melati: XD

Magneto: "That was really Xorn's twin brother possessed by the sentient mould, Sublime, pretending to be me, pretending to be Xorn."
Beast: "That defies all logic."
Magneto: "Ohhh like none of you have ever died before!"
-Death Becomes Them, Floating Hands Studios

The Thing: "Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind?"
Wolverine: "You gotta problem with mutants?"
The Thing: "I meant Canadians."
-Astonishing X-Men #7