Once again, it’s time to play our favorite game: FLORIDA OR OHIO? Today’s subject is Josh, a young man on TLC’s “Strange Addictions” who claims to have consumed 250 light bulbs and 100 champagne flutes over the last four years. Although the video below makes this seem more like a party trick than a true compulsion like eating couch stuffing, it still doesn’t take away from the fact that HE’S EATING GLASS.

So take your guess: is this wackjob from Florida or Ohio? The answer is after the video.

And the winner is: OHIO.

While we’re talking about strange addictions, here’s video of a woman digging into her underwear and eating the results. I don’t recommend watching it. As one YouTube commenter said, “I’ve watched or seen meatspin, goatse, hai2u, 2girls1cup, A Serbian Film and the Human Centipede… and I can say that this shocked/grossed me out more than those.” So… yeah. I’m just gonna leave this here.

I’m guessing Ohio, he looks like someone who would wear an Ohio State t-shirt and jack off in a library.

02.09.11 at 1:57 pm

Otto Man

Ohio. The giveaway was the paleness.

02.09.11 at 1:57 pm

essequemodeia

Starburns is a glass muncher?

02.09.11 at 2:01 pm

Upstate Underdog

Anyone else remember the Mr. Show episode where David Cross’ character bets his friend if he eats a glass he has to be his slave for a year? Nope, just me? Nevermind.

Also, the fact that glass eater has a fiancee proves any guy can get a girlfriend if they try hard enough.

02.09.11 at 2:05 pm

Lenny

I wonder if his shits look like marbles.

02.09.11 at 2:12 pm

LaFavre

That’s an Ohio haircut. Florida retards are not that well coiffed.

02.09.11 at 2:36 pm

John Doe

I remember the way David Cross says “slave” with his mangled tongue.

02.09.11 at 3:08 pm

complexcontext

ohio or floria is my favourite game

02.09.11 at 3:47 pm

MenaceIISobriety

Apparently, you can gross out a street urchin with dreadlocks.

wouldja like a mint?

02.09.11 at 3:50 pm

MenaceIISobriety

here in THA F-L-A even my balls are more tanned. also: freckly.

02.09.11 at 3:55 pm

MenaceIISobriety

I’d like to see his girlfriend eat a flute.

02.10.11 at 3:15 am

headface

you’re stealing Adam Carolla’s germany or florida bit. stop

02.10.11 at 9:23 am

Matt

I’ve never listened to Carolla’s podcast or whatever medium he uses to do his Florida or Germany thing. I’m not stealing a damn thing. My idea for FLORIDA OR OHIO goes back more than four years, back to when I was writing about sports for With Leather, which featured a lot of idiots from Florida and Ohio. It’s pretty simple and straightforward.