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Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Three Nurses

Medical Care In Heaven...

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates.

The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven.

The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO."

St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven...for five days!"

Mom and me Dec. 2012

I am Patricia (Patty) Ann Custer, Harold and Mae's oldest child. Married Abraham Lincoln on July 12, 1955, we have five children:
(1.) Angela married to Gary Dasner, they have one child, Alex
(2.) Christopher, has two children, Brittney & Justin Lincoln, Chris married Rita in 2015 and now has a step-daughter Marisabella.
(3.) Melinda has one child,
Noah Napolentano
(4.) Becky and partner Margaret, no children
(5.) Melissa has one child, Audrey Gilliland