Jake's Corner

According to a provision in Lauren Silverman's divorce, she can't let SIMON COWELL be around her 7-year-old son for the next year . . . which might prove difficult since they've been openly dating ever since Simon knocked her up. And if she violates that clause three times, she owes her ex-husband Andrew $50,000. Also, she's getting $3,000 a month in child support. Not that she needs it when she's got access to Simon's bankroll.

DRAKE and RIHANNA reportedly tore it up at V Live . . . a STRIP JOINT in Houston, Texas on Wednesday night. They spent thousands of dollars and Rihanna got multiple lap dances and was FEELING UP THE LADIES. They left at 5:00 A.M. One source claims they took a, quote, "Spanish-looking girl" with them.

By now, we're used to MILEY CYRUS saying dumb things. But it's still mildly amusing to hear. In a new interview, Miley says, quote, "I feel like I'm one of the biggest feminists in the world because I tell women to not be scared of anything," Then she adds, quote, "You've got about 90 years . . . hopefully we all live to be 105 . . . you've got about 105 years on this earth and, like, you should be happy every single one of those [years]."

Alec Baldwin’s stalker, Genevieve Sabourn, was sentenced to 6 months in jail after being found guilty of stalking Baldwin. She has also been found guilty of harassment, attempted aggravated harassment and contempt of court after her behavior in the courtroom got out of hand.

"In Touch" magazine says ROBIN THICKE and BRITNEY SPEARS had an affair in 2003, after collaborating on a project that never materialized. Britney would have been around 21 at the time, and Robin would have been about 26. Robin's rep denies it.

Justin Bieber has gone through a lot of crap while touring Latin America. Now he's catching flak for disrespecting the Argentine flag. During his gig in Buenos Aires Saturday night, two flags were thrown up onstage. And he used both his foot and his microphone stand to sweep them off the stage.

After a screening of his new Navy SEAL movie, MARK WAHLBERG went off on actors who compare their jobs to that of soldiers. He didn't mention TOM CRUISE, but he did say, quote, "For somebody to sit there and say my job was as difficult as being in the military? How [effing] dare you, while you sit in a makeup chair for two hours."

Everybody talks about DEMI LOVATO'S body cutting and body image issues . . . but apparently her drug and alcohol abuse got just as far out of hand. She says, quote, "Yes, I've been very honest, but if people really knew how dark and deep my struggles got . . . not just with my eating disorder but with drugs and alcohol . . . they'd be really shocked. But I'll most likely end up saying everything. Maybe it'll help other people in the industry who are headed down the wrong path."

A report on the Weirdest Places Celebrities Have Had Sex includes the following: Jenny McCarthy at the bottom of the Grand Canyon, Liev Schreiber on the Staten Island Ferry and, of course, Scarlett Johansson and Benicio del Toro in an elevator.

In an interview with "Extra", LIAM HEMSWORTH says he's currently single . . . quote, "I don't have a lady at the moment." He also refused to hate on MILEY CYRUS. He said, quote, "I'm extremely happy for all of her success."

ZAC EFRON had to have his jaw wired shut after breaking it in an accidental fall at his house. He also suffered a cut that required stitches. (We don't know where the cut was.) E! Online says Zac slipped in a puddle of water he didn't see. He's expected to make a full recovery.

ALEC BALDWIN actually broke down on the witness stand yesterday while testifying against his alleged stalker. He was describing how the woman had made his life "miserable" by relentlessly threatening him and his wife HILARIA. Outside the courthouse he was back to his usual self, telling reporters, quote, "I hope you choke to death."

Has KANYE WEST'S popularity TANKED since he started dating KIM KARDASHIAN? A new report claims his popularity is down 66% since he got mixed up with Kim in the spring of 2012. Kim has also taken a shot on the same scale. She recently had her likeability drop by 50%.

JUSTIN BIEBER claimed he'd come down with food poisoning over the weekend, but vowed to go forward with his show in Buenos Aires Sunday night. And he kept that promise . . . sort of. Yes he took the stage, but he quit less than an hour into the show because he wasn't feeling well. He told the crowd, quote, "I wanted to come out here and give you the best show but, um, I'm not feeling too good. I think I'm out of energy."

JENNA JAMESON retired from porn in 2008 saying she would, quote, "Never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever." But TMZ says she's BACK ON HER BACK to make some cash. She recently lost her home to foreclosure, and is in court fighting TITO ORTIZ for custody of their kids.

In the new issue of "Esquire" magazine, GEORGE CLOONEY talks smack about RUSSELL CROWE, LEONARDO DICAPRIO and ASHTON KUTCHER. He said Russell picked a fight with him several years ago for no reason . . . Leo and his crew talk smack but can't back it up on the basketball court . . . and Ashton, at least on one occasion, Tweeted without thinking first.

"Good Morning America's" AMY ROBACH was diagnosed with breast cancer . . . thanks to an on-air mammogram that she did last month. Amy said that she'd been reluctant to be the one to do it, because she had no connection to the disease, but now credits the show with saving her life. She also announced that she's going to be aggressive, and will have a double mastectomy.

JUSTIN BIEBER was reportedly kicked out of a Hotel in Buenos Aires, Argentina . . . because his fans were camping outside the place and causing all kinds of damage. And other hotels didn't want him . . . because they didn't want to deal with that insanity. Justin had a sold-out gig in Buenos Aires yesterday. There's no word where he and his crew ended up staying.

An anonymous source at child services says CHARLIE SHEEN, quote, "cares more about his drugs and porn stars than he does the kids." Meanwhile, BROOKE MUELLER'S brother was given custody of their twins on Friday. As usual, Charlie dealt with this the mature way: By going off on everybody on Twitter. He said the boys were in "grave danger" from "a gaggle of incompetent and lascivious marionettes." He also called Brooke "an Adderall-snorting husk" . . . and referred to the judge overseeing the case as, quote, "anus-brain." This violates a GAG ORDER that the judge had put in place . . . and it COULD mean jail time for Charlie. We haven't heard yet whether the judge is going to lock him up or not.

In a recent legal deposition, TOM CRUISE compared making movies to fighting in Afghanistan. But his attorney says he didn't mean to say making movies was just as hard. He says, quote, "What Tom said, laughingly, was that sometimes, 'That's what it feels like.'" He added that Tom is, quote, "a staunch supporter of our troops."