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Kim Kardashian and Kanye are getting married in France, or are they?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are not getting married in Italy, as previously reported, but are getting married in France, as previously previously reported.

I wish they would decide so I can tell my pilot where to land.

Yes, they are likely doing this to get attention. Yes, we're giving to them. Yes, I feel dirty doing this.

Anyway, so TMZ now reports that the very-important power couple are now targeting the Palace of Versailles outside Paris, for their big, important wedding.

No, I'm not sure anyone has alerted the French authorities.

Even though the mayor's office in Florence, Italy, supposedly confirmed last week the wedding was happening there, sources familiar with the wedding plans reportedly told TMZ it will absolutely take place at Versailles, following nearly a week of parties all around France.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are shown before an NBA basketball game between the Miami Heat and the New York Knicks in this Dec, 6, 2012 file photo taken in Miami. (AP Photo/Alan Diaz, File)

So they're going back to Europe after all ...

TMZ points out, as we all know, three French kings lived at the famous palace. Versailles is where Louis XIV famously lived in the 1600s. It's also where Marie Antoinette lived with husband Louis the XVI and was trashed for her lavish lifestyle. Which now totally explains the Kardashian connection.

She (Marie, not Kim) was the one who famously said "Let them eat cake," referring to the common folk who complained about her. Which also helps explain the Kardashian connection.

Rest assured we'll be here to report on the next exciting venue change.