BullpenProCoffee Is Rebus Juice1. If I Only Knew — As Fast AsLyric: If I only knew things would turn out like they did, well, I’d choose anyone but you.2. Hey Man — StickfigureLyric: No one’s got my sense of humor.3. Stickshifts And Safetybelts — CakeLyric: Well, a lot of good cars are Japanese.4. Rockinitus — Billy Boy ArnoldLyric: Well, I tried to make it in before the sun, but the Rockinitus wouldn’t let me run.5. Root Down — The Beastie BoysLyric: The original nasal kid is doing damage.6. Now — The Royal NormansLyric: I just couldn’t let go, and it’s the same old story now.7. Hey — Chalk FarmLyric: I shot a man the other day, the morning sun it shined on me anyway.8. Snooze — FarmerLyric: Woke up fast, but still too late.9. Department Store Girl – The RosenbergsLyric: Jump into the showah, try to be a winnah.10. Cattle And The Creeping Things — The Hold SteadyLyric: I heard the dude blamed the chick. I heard the chick blamed the snake. I heard they were naked when they got busted.11/12. Bongo Bong/Je Ne T'Aime Plus — Manu ChaoLyric: They say there is no place for Little Monkey in this town.13. DVB — Mary’s DanishLyric: Distorted bib, baby, distorted.14. Commercial BreakVideo producer humor.15. Do Right — Jimmie’s Chicken ShackLyric: More than my pocket’s broke.15. I'm Wrong About Everything — John Wesley HardingThe title says it all.16. Todo Me Sale Mal — El TriLyric: Que todo lo que hago está mal y yo no sé porqué.17. Real Wild Child — Josie And The PussycatsKay Hanley, Matthew Sweet and Adam Schlesinger. Man, they deserve better than this loose connection to Tara Reid.18. She's From Outer Space — The GroundhawgsLyric: Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers.19. Why Girls Don't Like Me — STULyric: My mommy said that I just might be a handsome guy. But I won’t change.20. Ninja — 7 Seconds Of LoveLyric: Let’s flip out together and be ninjas forever.21. Connecticut's For F*cking — Jesus H Christ and The Four Hornsmen of the ApocalypseLyric: If we can’t afford to buy antiques, then we just copulate.22. Wrong Bananas — Rathergood.comLyric: I have got no other food, just unbananas scaring me.23. Wrong Way — Richard CheeseI’d like to bring the room down a little. Okay, a lot.24. Tears In My Beer — The SpecialsLyric: I know you just think that I’m singing the blues, but I got nothing to lose.25. Una Soda — The RefreshmentsLyrics: Come off a hard day of thinkin’. Just thought I’d do a little drinkin’.

TEAM MIKE RICCIMrFrisbyTracks 1-4: Instrumentals1. Sweet and Low – FugaziAlbum: In on the kill takerAwesome Bass2. Pipeline – AnthraxAlbum: Attack of the killer B'sCatch a wave anyone?3. Combination Lock – FugaziAlbum: Red Medicine4. Sonata #3 – ScatterbrainAlbum: Here comes troubleThis one gets me playing air instruments every time I hear it.Tracks 5-16: Covers5. Minor Threat – SilverchairAlbum: The Best of SilverchairOriginally performed by Minor Threat6. Got the time – AnthraxAlbum: Persistence of timeOriginally by Joe Jackson7. Knoxville Girl – LemonheadsAlbum: Car button clothAn old folk song.8. Crosstown Traffic – Shudder to ThinkAlbum: Funeral at the moviesOriginally by Jimi Hendrix9. Go, Speed Racer, Go! – SpongeAlbum: Saturday morning cartoons greatest hitsThis is my favorite song off of the CD, but the whole thing is good. Everything from Scooby Doo by Matthew Sweet to Hong Kong Phoohey by Sublime10. It's a Long Way to the Top – Local HAlbum: Pack up the cats (bonus CD)Originally by AC/DC11. Good Times Bad Times – CrackerAlbum: Enconium, a tribute to Led ZepplinOriginally by Led ZepplinI bought this CD for Dancing Days by Stone Temple Pilots, but there are quite a few good songs on it.12. Ring of Fire – Social DistortionAlbum: Social DistortionOriginally by Johnny Cash13. Paranoid – MegadethAlbum: Hidden TreasuresOriginally by Black Sabbath14. Summmer of Drugs – Soul AsylumAlbum: Sweet Relief, A benefit for Victoria WilliamsOriginally by Victoria Williams15. Tangerine – Big Head Todd & the MonstersAlbum: Enconium, a tribute to Led ZepplinOriginally by Led Zepplin16. Animal Wild – Shudder to thinkAlbum: Sweet Relief, A benefit for Victoria WilliamsOriginally by Victoria WilliamsTracks 17-23: Miscellaneous17. Novocaine for the Soul – EelsAlbum: Beautiful freak18. Small town trap – Eve6Album: Eve619. Target – FugaziAlbum: Red medicine20. River of deceit – Mad SeasonAlbum: Above21. Banditos – RefreshmentsAlbum: Fizzy fuzzy big & buzzy22. 3 Strange Days – School of FishAlbum: School of fish23. Run Runaway – SladeAlbum: Get yer boots on

Saturday, December 16, 2006

The rules are: There are no rules. Guidelines, though:

1) You make four copies of a rockin' mix CD, with the tunes of your own choosing.2) You send these CDs to four people.3) At the same time, four people send you a rockin' CD.4) Potvin sucks.5) Enjoy your new music.

Maybe we might learn about jazz or hip-hop or why Bruce Springsteen is not terrible. Maybe we might make new friends who teach us about new sounds. Maybe we'll learn something about the meaning of Arbor Day. It's up to you.

Email your name and address to spofiswap@gmail.com if you're interested, and you'll be teamed up with four other jerks with whom you will exchange music. Please also include your spofi moniker.