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14. October 2016

On a Quickie Overnight Trip to Bangkok, Trump Makes the Acquaintance of Two Thai Beauty Contest Winners

Bedeviled by a continuing sex scandal, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, needing a break from all the negative publicity surrounding him, made an overnight trip on Wednesday to
Bangkok. Associate solitary reporter Johanna Jones, in considerable trepidation lest he grab her private parts, accompanied Mr. Trump on the trip.

“I know more about what is going on in the world today than anybody,” Trump explained to Jones. “And when I learned that Crown Prince Maha Vajiralongkorn, who’s gonna succeed his father on the
throne, is unpopular, I knew that I needed to make a quick trip here before I wrap up my campaign with an overwhelming win.”

“Not only that,” Trump continued, “Bangkok has a lot of beautiful women, and I have a date with Chalita Suansane, who won the Miss Thailand Universe contest this year.”

“Chalita was crowned earlier this year by last year’s winner of the Miss Thailand Universe Contest, Aniporn Chalermburanawong. Aniporn is meeting me at the airport.”

Jones, hot on the trail, followed Trump to his Trump International Casino in central Bangkok and, sure enough, just as he did in 2005 while working for NBC, he boldly approached both Suansane and
Chalermburanawong, displaying all his charms.

The following morning, Trump arrived via Trump International Airlines at Klai Kangwon Palace, 240 miles south of Bangkok on the Malay Peninsula in Prachuap Khiri Khan Province, where he was
received by the Crown Prince.