Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?

Naruto,
Sasuke, and Sakura walked off the stage together panting. They had
spent the whole morning shooting the fight scene. The director had
made them redo the fight scene over and over again until it was
perfect.

Sasuke
wiped the sweat on his forehead and turned to Sakura. "So,
Sakura you wanna run lines with me?" He gave her his best smirk.

Sakura
quickly turned away from him. "In your dreams, Sasuke!"

"But
don't you have a crush on me?" The smirk had left his face and
now it was a look of desperation.

"Oh
Please. That's only in the Anime!

"Why
doesn't anyone want to run lines with me!" Sasuke yelled.

Suddenly
Gaara appeared out of nowhere. "If you want Sasuke I'll run
lines with you!"

"Umm...It's
OK I actually work better...uh...alone." Sasuke quickly tried to
get as far away from Gaara as possible.

"Well
if you change your mind just ask me!" Gaara yelled after Sasuke.

"I'd
much rather run lines with you Naruto. What do you say Naruto?"
Sakura turned the blonde haired boy and smiled sweetly.

"Run
lines with Sasuke. I just remembered something I had to do."
Naruto didn't wait for Sakura's reply and made his way to the other
side of the set. There she was the girl that made him feel all warm
and fuzzy inside. The one that he had been admiring for the longest
time. Her name was Hinata. She was standing next to the food table
helping herself to a sandwich. Naruto made his way to the table too.

"Hey.
Naruto." She greeted calmly.

"Umm...uh...Hi..."
Naruto hated himself. Whenever Hinata was around he always started to
blush and forget whatever it was that he wanted to stay. It was now
or never everyday he had spent his time admiring her, he had to do
something.

"You
were pretty go this morning at the fight scene." Hinata said
coolly after swallowing a mouthful of sandwich.

"Uh...Thank
you...Ummm..there's something I want to ask you...I mean It's OK if
you don't want to...I just...Well ummm...Do you wanna..."
Naruto was cut off somebody had entered the set. Silence filled the
whole set and everyone's head turned towards the door. He was here.
Rock Lee.

"Hey
Lee." Hinata greeted as he walked pass the food table. Lee was
probably the most popular guy on the whole set. Almost all the girls
had crushes on him.

"Yo..."
He answered in a smooth cool voice.

"Lee
can I brush your eyebrows?" Sakura rushed over and looked at him
with pure adoration.

"Wait
a minute Sakura...I'm going to brush Lee's eyebrows!" Ino
appeared out of nowhere she ran next to Lee and looked at him with
heart shaped eyes.

"Hey
I'm going to do it!" Sakura replied angrily.

"No
me!" Ino insisted.

"Please
ladies don't fight over me!" Lee said but it was obvious he was
enjoying himself.

"You
girls can brush my eyebrows!" Sasuke offered.

"Why
would anyone want to brush your eyebrows?" Sakura retorted.

"Tell
me then! What does Lee have that I don't have!" Sasuke asked
Sakura angrily.

"Those
two strong eyebrows of course!" Sakura answered dreamily.

"And
those tantalizing eyes!" Ino added.

"Lee
are those eyebrows ready?" Sakura asked. She had a small eyebrow
brush in her hand.

"Uhh..it's
OK...ummm...I gotta be somewhere...bye!" Sasuke quickly tried to
get as far away from Gaara as possible.

"Well
if you ever need anything ask me!" Gaara yelled at Sasuke.

Sasuke
made his way to his dressing room. He stood near his wall mirror and
examined his face. Sasuke tried to picture himself with thicker
eyebrows. Maybe if he grew his eyebrows the girls would like him
better. Would it be a good idea to grow his eyebrows he wondered to
himself.

Will
Sasuke and grow his eyebrows? Will Naruto ever tell Hinata how he
feels? Who will brush Lee's eyebrows?

Tune
in next time...

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