Reality Tea

Another day, another tacky as all get out klothing line dollar for sisters Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe Kardashian. In addition to their Dash stores, Kardashian Kollection with Sears, and countless scents and make-up ventures, the reality stars are taken their version of high end design to other parts of the world…as in, not here in the United States. Thank you, girls. Thank you.

According to Web Pro News, the Keeping up with the Kardashian stars' new line, called Lipsy, will launch on October 24th and will be available exclusively in the U.K., Russia, Ireland, and the Middle East. Those of you who live in the States, fear not. These are the Kardashians, and I'm sure they'll be launching their new line of toenail clippers/butt pads/windshield wiper blades any day now for us to enjoy.

Farrah Abraham has a man in her life – and she's been keeping it a secret!

Farrah and celebrity DJ Brian Dawe went public with their romance over the weekend. Apparently, the former Teen Mom star and Brian have been dating for five months, which means they hooked up right around the time Farrah's "sex tape" was "leaked".

Brian was featured on VH1's Master of the Mix and has shared a stage with big names like Rihanna, Ke$ha, Busta Rhymes, 2 Live Crew, and many more. Why he's with Farrah… I have no idea… but the two looked real chummy in a set of pictures released this morning.

Apparently Rita Hayworth always took her hair dresser on vacation with her – and apparently Kenya Moore does too! That's just how the Gone With The Wind Fabulous among us roll.

Krayonce recently announced on instagram that she and Miss. Lawrence (of She By SheBrokeWeave Singeing fame) are on vacay in Mexico. I hope Kenya brought her fire extinguisher to prepare for any hair-related incidents! Or maybe she could #twirl a fire out.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star also flaunted her booty in some bikini pool shots! Photos of Kenya rocking her Mexican assets are below!

It's Briana's 18th birthday. Mom agrees to watch Nova overnight so Bri can hang with her friends at a hotel. Briana, in all her socially awkward glory, plans to go clubbing behind mom's back. Mom and Brittany talk about Bri's big night out ad nauseam. Brittany thinks Briana is too irresponsible to be out all night on her own, yet she gifts her with $50 to have fun. Plus she put money aside for Nova's diapers for the week. Best nanny ever!

Matt McCann calls Alex to report that his stint in rehab is coming to an end. He's doing really well, and when given the choice to either come home or go to a halfway house, he chose halfway house. He worries he'll fall right back in with the same crowd if he comes home too soon, however, he plans to use a day pass to visit Arabella on her birthday. Alex happily supports Matt's decisions.

See guys, dreams really do come true…although it often takes time to confirm them. Love & Hip Hop creator Mona Scott Young has been hoping to expand her franchise, although I think she'll be hard pressed to find one that can compare to L&HH: Atlanta! With rumors swirling over the Internet about potential cities and hangers on cast members, Mona is finally talking about what we've all been talking about for the last few months. Thanks for bringing us up to speed there, Mona!

So far, Chris Brown's ex Karrueche Tran and Single Ladies' LeToya Luckett have debunked the gossip that they will be signing on with the VH1 reality show. Mona told Necole Bitchie, "Of course New York starts up again October 28, so I am excited about that, and I am casting in a few other cities. There's been a lot of chit chat on the interweb about that. I'm looking at L.A., I'm looking at Houston, looking at New Orleans. Yeah, we're going to find another city to spread our wings into."