Gas-Powered Skates Seized By European Customs

Unfortunately for those to whom the zippy skates were destined, British customs seized them and thundered into a convulsion of bureacratic nannyjabber:

“These things are absolutely frightening and would have have been every parents’ nightmare had they been on the streets, especially as it is the start of the summer holidays,’ said Bournemouth Council trading standard officer David Morton. “The skates are so dangerous we are too worried about putting them on to test them”

Chinese death-skates: too fast for those safety-conscious Brits! You can buy yours wholesale here and here.