Q: What do you call a donkey with three legs and one eye?A: A winky wonky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye?A: A winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano?A: A plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?A: A stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind?A: A thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.

Q: What do you call a really clever minature donkey with three legs and one eye that can play the piano and has a bad case of wind that has been attacked by a squid?A: An inky thinky stinky plinky-plonky winky wonky dinky donkey.