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More from today's press release:

On Monday, October 8 at 5 PM at Wynkoop Brewing Company, we are releasing a brand new and especially nutty beer: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout. Yes, we've turned our immensely popular April Fools Day joke into a reality.

The beer is a meaty foreign-style stout brewed with loads of dark malts, specialty grains and freshly sliced & roasted bull testicles. A special ultra-limited-release beer, it weighs in at 7% ABV and 3 BPB. (That’s balls per barrel.) In addition to our brewpub, the beer will be served at our table at the Great American Beer Festival next week.

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@Saluki, that was a forgone conclusion what with your known love of balls. I mean, who among us HASN'T been to a tasting where the mic gets passed to Saluki for his thoughts, and he just proclaims - apropos of nothing aside from his unwavering dedication to all things testicular - "I love balls!"

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If that's what you need to tell yourself to swallow this whole, go ahead. Maybe, if you hold the bottle from the bottom and give it a little tickle, it'll be great...
The only meat I might like in my Beer is Bacon. Too bad Baller Stout was already taken.