Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I swear it wasn’t mine

When oh-so-skanky fame whore Paris Hilton was recently arrested in Las Vegas on drug charges it made for the third time in the past several months that she was caught by authorities with an illegal substance in her possession. This time the mind altering party in a bag was nothing other than good old Columbian Tang (a.k.a. cocaine).

While in police custody a bindle of blow (oops!) fell out of the purse Paris was carrying. The desperate-for-attention heiress played poor little victim yet again by exclaiming that she thought the powdery white substance was chewing gum and that the purse wasn’t hers.

Now that the majority of her beyond ridiculous product lines have failed (champagne-in-a-can, cheap hair extensions, P-Hilty blow-up dollies), perhaps Paris was simply out on the town test driving her new celebrity edition ‘Eight Ball’ jewelry line that features its very own special chewing gum compartment.

hah, so glad u posted on this so i didn't have to! i wrote about the one where she smoked weed in front of police officers outside a World Cup game and then blamed it on her friend who subsequently got deported! like, who gets deported from Africa?! seriously!"oh, i borrowed a friend's purse". sure u did Paris, sure u did. it must be nice to know no matter what you do, you can't get in trouble. x P

@Fickle Cattle: Very true indeed! Although I'm guessing the product is no longer on the market... Maybe they will come out with a special edition line of champagne in a can that comes with a side of coke! xo

---------------------@Precious and Jemily: Interestingly enough, Paris apparently twittered a photo of her new designer purse that she was all excited about. Then after her arrest she back tracked and claimed she borrowed that very same purse from a friend. The girl is one hot mess!

--------------------@Simple Dude: Do you mean bootleg copies of the various versions of her sex tape? ; )

------------------@Candice: I SO wish everyone would just forget about her. I'm guessing that is what the public was starting to do until the mug shot of her showed up all over the press. Talk about desperate! xo

Paris is an idiot. They pay her to go to clubs. Can you believe that shit? I was in Chicago once and my friends and I were in VIP and guess what? One of the guys that ran the club told me they paid her $15,000 just to hang out and party there that night.

@Ranter, I used to wonder who was more full of it, Paris or Britney. Now I am sure "madamemoiselle" takes the prize. @Precious and Jemily, we will deport you from our continent if you come with the warped mindset that Africa is some lawless tarzan type of jungle where you can break our laws.http://msibanda.blogspot.com

UPDATE: Paris is now out of 'hiding' after her arrest ordeal. She is currently swanning around somewhere in Hawaii in very low cut dresses shopping and posing for pictures with 'fans' and anyone she can pay to photographer her! Good grief!

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@Molly Malone: I'm glad to know there is an actual label to explain why she is famous. Because until now I was under the impression that Paris and fame were one of those unexplained mysteries of life!

-------------@Cinderita: You are far too classy and intelligent for that dumb bimbo!

The champers in a can was for real - and when you think about it, actually quite a good match as far as product endorsements go!

Paris was partying at Sundance a few years back at my friend's club. He let her and her entourage in ...as you do.. and apparently Paris drank the bar dry (free) and then didn't have the decency to tip the bartender. That DID NOT go over well with my friend who demanded that his staff be acknowledged for the service they provided her. I'm pretty sure that was her last visit to his club!

And trust me my dear, your famosity will never involve having to resort to sex tapes! You are far too talented!! xo

This is crazy shit. How do these celebrity bitches get caught with this shit? It's crazy to me. I am against drug laws and believe possession and consumption ought to be fully legalized, but since it is illegal, you would think they would get better at hiding it. I mean you would think they would have enough money to keep from getting arrested in the first place... right?

I love how she's always 'just holding it for someone'. Besides, her brain should be an illegal substance except you never think of the words 'substance' and 'Paris Hilton's brain' in the same context really, do you?

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