This, indeed, is probably one of the Enemy's motives for creating a dangerous world—a world in which moral issues really come to the point. He sees as well as you do that courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means, at the point of highest reality. A chastity or honesty, or mercy, which yields to danger will be chaste or honest or merciful only on conditions. Pilate was merciful till it became risky.

Uncle Screwtape.

You ask, What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage war, by sea, land and air, with all our might and with all the strength that God can give us: to wage war against a monstrous tyranny, never surpassed in the dark lamentable catalogue of human crime. That is our policy.” You ask, What is our aim? I can answer with one word: Victory—victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.

Winston Churchill

Being the story of a 40 something historian who occasionally writes fanfic to escape the joys of the annotated minutes of the House of Commons. Rightly or wrongly, much of my desire to finish up these stories has been flagging, due in part to the nature of some stories that seem to be in vogue today. It's a bit difficult to gather energy to finish stories that yes, are in part for the kids and teens who enjoyed the series when you realize that due to the nature of some of the stories currently on, it'd be unwise to suggest Fanfiction net to those with pre-teen or even younger teenage children.

It's a bit of a shame, there's good stuff here, but that is, I suppose the price of an essentially unmoderated archive. Whether or not they ever are finished, I do wish to thank all those who have so kindly provided reviews.

Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.

At a young age Harry met someone called the Doctor, he became his friend. Over the course of his school life the Doctor returned, in each of his incarnations. Leaving Hogwarts Harry continues to have adventures, visited upon by the Doctor's influences.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

As the survivors of the Twelve Colonies confront the new and deadly realities of the universe around them, old sins and secrets will arise from the ashes of a forgotten past to once again threaten the survival of the human race.

Not Not-Human Book Two: Newly minted Hogwarts professors Rose and the Doctor do their best to help their son navigate his decidedly odd circumstances. Armed with a sonic scanner, his magic, his closest friends, and the support of his family, Harry faces his hardest trial, yet.

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)

When a young Harry Potter is manipulated into picking up the Coin of a desperate, infamous Fallen Angel, he falls victim to a slow seduction. A conversion by the smallest of steps. If the Heavens cannot help him achieve his goals, he'll raise the powers of Hell!

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Second in Son of the Archer series. Ron is off on his own "quest" for the first time away from his adoptive father Clint Barton where he meets the famed Harry Potter and takes the first steps on a wild journey of magic, chaos and a dark lord. Main characters include Weasleys, Ron, Hermione, Neville, Harry and Clint.

Team Possible thought maybe things would settle down after Graduation, but one of Team Go's old foes has come back to haunt both groups. Questions of identity abound for all concerned when a villainess confronts her past. Set in 2007, Post Graduation.

Draco finds himself reliving a significant part of his life and in so decideds to make a few changes. During his redemptive journey he finds true friends, a hopeful future, and love he never thought possible.

When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.

Sometimes, history repeats itself. Sometimes, it gets written anew. And sometimes, there comes an age when old heros aren't needed. In a world where protecting the innocent isn't as simple as swinging a sword, a small antiques shop stands between Chinatown and Little Italy. Inside, history is never forgotten and legends are remembered as they truly were, and seen as they truly are.

There is only one possible explanation, the God-Emperor had decided to test his faith and his resolve. Why else was his life the mess it currently was. No matter, he will prevail to smite the enemies of Humanity once more.

AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.

In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

When it becomes possible to travel between nineteenth-century Earth and Westeros, Britain needs its finest to represent it at King Robert's court. Who better to call than Sir Harry Flashman? (Actually, almost anybody else would do, but he's burdened with his reputation.)

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

What if KP and Inspector Gadget had taken place in the same universe? What if GJ were the people behind Inspector Gadget? A cross over that's been rattling around in my skull for a long time now. Will Du is on a mission to bring an old man back home.

When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU

Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.

She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash

Returning from Orilla the Odyssey engages in a fierce battle with the Ori the outcome of which catapults the ship and her crew into a different universe full of dangers beyond anything encountered by the SGC before. *Chapter 12 rewritten and reposted*

The scrolls tell that 13 tribes left the birthplace of humanity on Kobol, 12 went one way and the other Earth went another only to lose all contact with their cousins. It is written that one day they would reunite but when they Earth meets their cousins it is not what they expected and it would cost both sides in blood. (Stargate SG1/Battlestar Galactica)

All angels know that when they die, they cease to exist. All angel's know that there's no 'after' for them. Just like all angels know that God created more than one Earth. Gabriel's about to find that one of those two facts isn't as set in stone as he thought and that the true answer to one has to do with the truth in the other. Maybe dying wasn't as bad as it could of been.

AU When Harry is fighting Voldemort for the Philosopher's Stone, he makes the horrible discovery that he is keeping Voldemort alive by hosting a fraction of his soul. What is the rest of Harry's time at Hogwarts like when he knows that he has to die?

A desperate escape has led the 53rd Autonomous Exploration Fleet to an unexpected destiny. For its part, the Inner Sphere knows peace of a sort for the first time after the long and dark years of the succession wars. Both are in a collision course, will the result be a new Golden Age? or a War darkest than any other previous?

Harry Dresden is recruited by a rather enigmatic, powerful Wizard to educate his students in self-defense from the supernatural. However, tensions and confusion may arise due to separately evolved, and equally powerful Wizarding cultures, and a certain tournament taking place... M for 'planned' later violence and other things. Dresden-focused, but Potter-peeps will show up a lot.

The Ark revealed the truth to the Priors, but not all of them were interested in merely serving the Ori. Some only wanted power. Four years after the end of the Second Blood War, Death Eaters are still a threat. However, as Kingsley begins to discover, there is an even greater threat to the Wizarding World, kept secret as the world's biggest conspiracy - not counting the aliens.

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.

Harry Dresden gets misplaced after the events of the Darkhallow. Suffice it to say tossed to the edge of the galaxy, he still manages to stir up trouble. After all, the universe exists to trouble Harry Dresden.

Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)

When Gonzales and Real S.H.I.E.L.D. learned that Coulson had formed a unit to deal with super-powered and supernatural beings without Indexing anyone, they knew they needed to act. Too bad they failed to understand that S.H.I.E.L.D. has never been the top fish in the pond in the magical world, and that breaking the rules has consequences. Cowritten with Afalstein.

SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.

Ron has the ability to see the future and he has the choice to either let it happen or change it for the better. Not Powerful!Ron. Pairings undecided as of the moment. Latest chapter for fifth year now here! Thanks for reading! Will continue until 7th year.

When a strange, blue box appears in the middle of Federation territory, motionless and without power, it's up to the crew of the Enterprise D to determine just who its strange occupant is... and if he is friend or foe. Even as that very madman wonders just what kind of reality he's found himself in... and if he really wants to find his way back... (SOME REVIEWS CONTAIN SPOILERS)

Draco fell in love with Hermione, but it was already too late. When a contraption of Dumbledoor sets Draco back in time to hisfirst year of Hogwarts with no memeories of the future but all the feelings and love felt towards Hermione from his future self, how will he do things the second time around. Much better than the summary. A time travel story with a twist, Draco Edition.

Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.

The USS Enterprise detects the Refugee fleet of the 12 Colonies of Kobol while traveling to the automated repair station after being struck with a mine. Soon after, the Colonials are integrated into Earth while trying to keep the Jump Drive a secret from the rest of the galaxy. Its tactical advantage over the warp drive could have disastrous consequences on the galaxy.

During the hunt for Hydra, SGC operations are stalled. But the Ori's armies are still coming and Earth isn't any closer to coming up with anything that can stop them. Frustrated, Daniel takes a vacation and accidentally uncovers a clue to what could be an Ancient weapon. Against protocol, against orders, he and his friends set out on a desperate quest to find a way to save Earth.

A different look at what happened when the Galactica arrived at Earth. The Battlestar will set in motion a series of events that will rock the foundation of not just one civilization but multiple ones. This is my first attempt at fan-fiction, but I intend to follow through on what hopefully will be a very long story, one of many that will take place in this universe.

Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.

When two strangers come into town looking for his apprentice, Harry Dresden is a little concerned, especially after she tells him there is something different about the two men. When Sam and Dean come to Chicago looking for some blonde chick, they had no clue they were entering a world hidden even from Hunters.

What if the horcrux in Harry's scar hadn't quite been as contained by the Blood Wards as Dumbledore planned. Rather than twisting Harry's personality, it darkened his aura. And the dark creatures of the magical world really liked that aura. Gee. Sucks to be a Dark Lord trying to make your comeback. VERY AU. Just for fun.

Magic can be a bit... perverse sometimes. It's not really "into" checking all the boxes and fulfilling all those petty prophecies... and one Harry's as just good as another. Right? Of course right. -Dresden vs. Voldemort. Potter vs. the universe. (And yes: the title is a reference to The Two Ronnies.)

The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Somehow surviving, the mystery remains unanswered as the new year draws closer, buried by the looming conflict the Order scrambles to prepare for. Buried by the prospect of his toughest year at Hogwarts yet. In the face of his fate, what can he do but keep moving forwards?

Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!

It began with a quirk of timing. It continued because dragons, such as what 8-year-old Harry Potter just turned into, are large and difficult to control. Fortunate for everyone he's a nice kid, eh? Shadowrun and Rifts crossover. You have now been warned.

Sirius breaks out of Azkaban two years before schedule. He's pissed, half-mad and prepared to do anything to protect his Godson. He's going to make the Wizarding world pay for the hell it put him through- and have some fun along the way, of course! Super! Sirius, Dark Lord! Sirius, but not evil. No slash. May include ships later. Mainly from Sirius' (and Harry's) point of view. AU.

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.

It's been a while since the girls have seen their good friend, Harry Dresden. They tried inviting him back, but between his new job and new apprentice, Dresden always claimed to be too busy. The solution was obvious; he couldn't come to them, they needed to visit him. Besides they say Earth is lovely this time of year. What could go wrong?

What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.

In an Alternate Universe where muggleborns are a tiny minority and stuck as third-class citizens, formally aligning herself with her best friend, the famous boy-who-lived, seemed a good idea. It did a lot to help Hermione's status in the exotic society of a fantastic world so very different from her own. And it allowed both of them to fight for a better life and better Britain.

An old, decommissioned warship crewed by drunken, rowdy civilian and ex-military salvage profiteers learns to survive and cope with the aftermath of the Cylon attack. Searching out the survivors of Cain's civilian fleet, they begin to fight back.

For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

When Maggie Dresden transferred to Hogwarts in her third year, she expected to be at least a little behind her classmates. She expected to be teased about her father being a Professor. What she didn't expect was to have monsters from the depths of Winter patrolling the school, or an escaped convict to to trying to break in and murder one of her classmates.

Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.

In the books, Harry's been betrayed by his house so many times it's never a surprise. But what if the Gryffindors got their act together after Harry's first year and start acting like a family again? The result is Lion Unity, where wizards and witches all over the world learn not to mess with Harry and his huge family.

Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.

Harry's encounter with Voldemort in the end of the first book didn't end like we thought. Riddle didn't pass an opportunity to screw with the boy's brain. In the end, that small difference ended up changing Harry into someone who would become so much more than merely "Dark Lord's equal"...

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.

The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD

WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!

Harry Potter never came to Hogwarts. Seven years later, Heather is forcibly abducted from Privet Drive and thrust into a world of magic, violence, and intrigue. The Dark is rising. And in their custody, her life has narrowed down to escape, survival-or vengeance. Fem!Harry, Dark!Harry.

It's been less than a year since the Chitauri invasion was repelled by the Avengers. The city is just getting back to normal when a new threat arises. After what happened the last time aliens came through a portal, is New York City ready for visitors from Azeroth?

Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP

What happens if the 'brightest witch of her age' is very different than Hermione? Would there be a golden trio? Would the fate of Britain be brighter, darker or unchanged? What is dark and what is evil and how much do choices matter? Slow break from canon initially, full break at book 3. Lots of magic, action, reasonably competent Harry and friends, PoV is potential dark witch.

Being immortal, Maleficent decides to watch over Aurora's descendants. One in particular is exceptionally aggravating; he always manages to place himself into harms way. After fourteen years, she decides to step in.

When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?

Magic is a wonderful, terrible thing - the more you use it, the more you miss it when it's dead and gone. And while it can be used to perform wonderful feats, it may also be used to execute horrible misdeeds - such as resurrect a Dark Lord. And the Boy-Who-Lived finds himself at the centre of it all. Slightly AU. Fourth Year at Hogwarts and beyond.

Time and again, Homura Akemi has tried the impossible: To prevent Madoka from becoming a Magical Girl. Each time, she's failed. This time, she isn't alone. This time, there just might be hope from an unlikely source. Hope can be salvation or damnation. Which will it be, this one last time? Cover by Jeffrey Moy.

An older and more experienced Harry and Hermione return to their first year at Hogwarts. Their goals? Assassinate Death Eaters, destroy Horcruxes, and deal with Voldemort's hidden contingency plan... by any means necessary. And maybe they'll fix a few other things along the way.

This incorporates the original Legacy short. After the Galactica's sweep across the moon, evidence of her passage was left for her descendants to find... In the near future, following breadcrumbs left in the wreckage, humanity is returning to the Colonies after 150,000 years... The story is not complete and updates may be sporadic. Sorry...

The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?

When the infant Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser. His new parents? James and Lily Potter. The situation doesn't go exactly as Heaven and Hell planned, however...

Gabriel might have made a mistake when he borrowed pagan weapons to make a fake angel blade, but he'd thought it would be enough to trick Lucifer. Well, it was, but now the archangel find himself set adrift on another Earth. With his Grace almost gone and unwillingly possessing Harry Potter, what can Gabriel do? Maybe Hogwarts will be enough to distract him...

Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.

Growing up as a Kneazle is tricky, especially when you realize you might be human, too. Add in posessed professors, sinister snakes, and more detentions than he can count, and Harry's Hogwarts career has certainly been memorable. What will he do when he faces his biggest challenge yet? Being a teenager isn't easy no matter what species you are. Sequel to 'Growing Up Kneazle'

Escaping the Cylon attack, the Battlestar Night Flight joins the Galactica and the remains of the Colonial Fleet. Now they're trying to survive together, fighting Cylons, and searching for a new home. Serina Boxman finds herself falling in love. Sheba Cain is fighting to protect a dangerous secret. But, in the end, everyone is just trying to survive. Apollo/OC

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Fate's plans for her Lynchpin, Harry Potter, are believed shattered as the enigmatic Titans decide to interfere by sending Fate's Lynchpin aid in the form of a teacher and mother. But the question remains, are Fate's plans as shattered as the Titans believe them to be?

It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK

AU, time travel. Voldemort won and Harry lost. Life under Lord Voldemort's rule isn't what the Purebloods thought it would be... so a half-baked plot to twist time to save their sorry hides is concocted. But will it work? [WIP]

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

A young Harry Potter, abandoned on the streets, is taken in by a man with a mysterious motive. When his new muggle tattoo suddenly animates, he is soon learning forbidden magic and planning to infiltrate the wizarding world on behalf of the "ordinary" people. But nothing is ever that black and white. (Runes, Blood Magic, Parseltongue, Slytherin!Harry) (SEE NOTE 1st Chapter)

It didn't add up. The gate system wasn't generally built for time travel, and they shouldn't have passed near any solar flare activity. So how the heck did SG-1 manage to find themselves 500 years into a really backwards future?

After his first year at Hogwarts Harry discovers a startling truth that throws him into an entirely new world. He finds a new family and a new home that drastically changes his life for the better, if not crazier. After all when you're the son of Tony Stark, the one and only Iron Man, life is bound to be interesting.

Formerly known as "A Magical Time". Against all odds, Voldemort discovers the existence of Time Lords and decides that he wants their secrets for himself. How far will he go, and will the Doctor be able to stop him? And, more importantly, what effect will this have on the wizarding world?

A first season, Apollo-connected ponder on what's to be done with all the Fleet's children. Now with Helo-on-Caprica, at no extra cost! (FYI, most names and in-show references are significant beyond just being tie-ins...)

Post-DH, Hermione confronts the post-war world, including the wizarding War Crimes Trials of 1999, rogue Dementors, werewolf packs, and Ministry intrigue. All is not well, and this is nothing new. Rated M for later chapters.

In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.

In the summer before Harry's 5th year at Hogworts, desperate to find a teacher, Dumbledore enters into a pact with the Queen of Air and Darkness herself. Guess which, wizard from Chicago, she entraps to do the job. Harry will learn harsh truths and secrets from the mysterious man from the white council and face a terrible choice about how to deal with dark magic.

Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.

A decade ago Harry Potter found himself in a beautiful and pristine land. After giving up hope of finding his friends he settled upon the wide plains below the mountains. Peaceful years pass before a Ranger brings an army to his door and he feels compelled once again to fight. Perhaps there is more to be found here than solitude alone. Harry/Éowyn.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

After the destruction of the Twelve Colonies the last surviving colonial ships band together in a small fleet. Rather than chase after the Galactica to find Earth they choose to stay behind and fight on against the cylons in a long, brutal war across the cold corpses of civilization.

When the Dark Lord calls upon the very forces of Hell to aid in his war, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix face a threat the Wizarding world hasn't faced in millennia. They need help, and this just so happens to come in the form of an ex-marine hunter and his two teenage sons, who are about to be thrown into a whole new world of insanity.

100 years after the events of Frozen, Elsa is frozen in time. Watching everything she loves fade away, she returns to her frozen tower and finds herself thrown into another world entirely. Now can Elsa and Harry Potter work together to save the world and warm a frozen heart? OotP era HP.

Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel. But some bargains were never really thought through. AU Frozen, with major spoilers for both Frozen and Cold Days of the Dresden Files.

For two wizards thrown out of their own world and into another Earth populated by superheroes and gods, it looks to be a treacherous ride as they attempt to return home again. But when has the impossible ever stopped Hermione Granger and Harry Potter?

Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.

After a long war, Voldemort still remains undefeated and Hermione Granger has fallen to Darkness. But despite having gained great power in exchange for a bargain with the hidden Fae, she is still unable to kill the immortal Dark Lord. As a last resort, she sends Harry back in time twenty years to when he was eleven, using a dark ritual with a terrible sacrifice. Canon compliant AU.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

When the White Council gets word that there might be some mysterious warlocks running around London, they send their elite team of experienced and finely trained wardens to deal with it. Or... they send out the unruly youngsters so the old folks can have their poker night. Take your pick. Rating is purely for occasional language and a little bit of not too graphic violence.

Its the day of remembrance, the day the war ended and the Cylons left, its also the day they returned and Fleet Admiral Myra Holmes watched as what was supposed to be a day of remembrance turn into a blood bath. Stuck with the repair fleet, she orders all the civilian ships to jump away, followed by the support fleet. Can they survive is the question after the attack.

After discovering that Cadence is not who she appears to be, Twilight is sent to another world entirely by the disguised Changeling Queen to avoid her plan being disrupted. When Twilight lands, she discovers that not only have Spike and their pets followed her, but that they've arrived in a world where the main sentient species is human. There's still a magic school, though.

It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.

Harry/Sheppard. Non-magical:Harry but with Metahuman abilities. Harry is exiled from the Wizarding World and joins the RAF. This is what would happen if Harry joined the Atlantis Expedition. Follows from season 1 all the way to the end.

It's December 2008. When a wave of powerful psychomancy rips through Chicago, it's up to Harry Dresden, resident wizard, to find out what's going on in his city. Meanwhile Hellboy, the monster-fighting ex-BPRD agent is pulled out of his seven-year retirement to investigate the same blast.

While attempting to rescue Sirius Black from Professor Flitwick's office, an accident sends Harry and a Hermione to a world they could never imagine. They must protect their new identities carefully and find a way to get back to where they belong before someone realises how a little magic could change the tide in the game of thrones.

Dudley Dursley, 37, has only just put his daughter on the Hogwarts Express and said goodbye when Platform 9 3/4 is attacked. In the ensuing explosion, he blacks out - and wakes up as an eleven year old back in Privet Drive. Confused and wary, he finds himself blundering through his life all over again, and unfortunately, being eleven isn't the only surprise in store.

AU. Abducted by Loki, rescued by Thor, Harry grows up fast in a much wider universe than he ever imagined existed. Trained extensively by the Asgard, he is now ready to set his own course in life. The Goa'uld need to be dealt with, and he has questions concerning his own past and powers - the answers to which will only be found on Earth, at Hogwarts ... whatever the hell that is.

AU Harry pays a high price for booting Voldemort out of his mind at the end of OotP - he is stripped of his magic, but gains something ... other. He starts a new life in the non-magical world, and adapts his skills to join the RAF and later 'The Regiment'. He is assigned to the Atlantis Expedition and, through overcoming adversity, will find a new home and family amongst the stars.

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was unprepared to find the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...

Louise the Zero. A failure even at summoning a familiar. But now she has a second chance, access to power beyond the Void. Soon a new day shall dawn on Halkeginia, its light green and terrible and beautiful. They don't know what's going to hit them. Book I in the Verdigris and Flame Sequence.

The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.

It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel

A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.

"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)

Thrown into the Void as a bodiless fëa, Sauron hadn't expected to get out there any time soon. No wonder thus that suddenly crashing stark naked into a different world came as a bit of a surprise... Will he cope with the wizarding world, Hogwarts, and the messy Weasley family, or are we in for disaster? Either way, it's gonna be a rough ride...

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.

After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash

An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.

Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...

Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?

A one-shot plot bunny that was born from a Forum discussion. Shego as a... waitress? One final chapter has now been added. And yet one more last and final chapter has been added. It's really done this time. I swear!

Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.

Five years of intense study and trying to survive has come to its inevitable conclusion and everything's gone to hell in a handcart. A smut fic that got a little too much plot for its own good. AU. - Discontinued -

When Harry returns home to Privet Drive after the fiasco at the Department of Mysteries, he finds that Voldemort's possession released the Horcrux inside of him. In addition to the companionship of "Tom", Harry has his knowledge, and must learn to use it

In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.

Kim is thought dead, apparently having gone down in flames, and while the world adjusts, Shego is secretly trying to save the girl who could do anything. Will she succeed, or is this one battle that even Kim can't win.

They never wanted her in their world and now her enemies had a chance to do something about it. Being a war hero wounldn't be of any help. Forced from the Wizarding world Hermione would have to recreate her life as a muggle. She thought her life of adventure was over until her new occupation has her facing a foe more powerful than any Dark Lord.

20 years after the Battle of Hogwarts, a witch, Muggle, and Squib unite to take down the wizarding world by using Muggle technology. Meanwhile, a certain Auror is on the case and is determined to stop them. Completed.

Kim is subjected to a life changing cosmetic mishap when Drakken sneaks a new bottle into her shower, Shego finds out about life without plasma, and Ron meets a changed Yori. Response to a KPslashHaven challenge. KiGo, some cursing and sexual innuendo. A New Chapter finally Posted!

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.

Twenty years after the death of their Domination, change has come hard for the Draka. But when all they've built is threatened by fanatics within and a different Cold War without, the only hope is a new generation that's grown up in exile- and the unlikeliest of allies. Sequel to "Proof Through the Night",

Hermione comes from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic, she is forced to go back to Hogwarts the place she once left. Being the brightest witch of their time she has to join in the Triwizard Tournament. Will she survive the tasks ahead?

"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

In "A Box Of Cuddlebuddies",Kim Possible was entombed alive by Tara,who then married Ron. In "Family Legacy", Kim come forth a murderous Undead, swearing eternal vengeance on the children of her two former friends. But what if she could find redemption?

Pieces Universe. Hermione's eighth year at Hogwarts had a plan: do what she could to help rebuild the school, study hard, avoid distractions, pass her NEWTs, and secure an internship at the Ministry. But things never work out quite the way that we expect.

We all know the story of Harry accepting his Hogwarts letter. What if instead he wrote a letter indicating he did not wish to attend? And what universes could such a letter come from? Acepting letters on my forum!

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Still affected by the losses of previous years, and by the destined, upcoming death of Dumbledore, the time travellers are again in Hogwarts, a castle victim to a creature which has suffered losses of its own. Sequel to Changes etc. Sixth Year.

Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

In the quest for the Dark Tower he knew death. But what if, as he had done before, he woke up in another world? This is the story of how Randall Flagg, the man in black, met a young orphan and changed the course of wizarding history forever.

Kim and Shego end up in Darkseid's evil hands as the grim god of destruction still plots the complete overthrow of the planet. He has, however, overlooked a rescue attempt by the greatest hero team of all time! Ron Stoppable and Dr. Drakken!

Like slash and KiGo? Sure you do! Want to write slash and KiGo? With the willing and mostly eager cast of Kim Possible here to show you the ropes... or handcuffs,etc... Learning how is as easy as Bonnie's supposed to be! Longer! Harder! It's Lesson 3!

Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.

Since WH40k is not Grimdark enough, why not make it even more Grimdark? Cue in the Sailor Senshi. It is more crazy than it sounds. Not a crack fic. Formatted Chapters, now finally working on , too; Chapter 9 displayed as 10 contains new content.

COMPLETE. Sequel to "Revelations in Green and Black." What evil experiment in the Himalayas is using the same mysterious energy that turned Shego into a demi-god five years before? Can Kim and Ron Stoppable stop it before a new horror is unleashed?

Imagine a world that no longer trusted Superman after he fell victim to Darkseid's ploy of turning him against Earth. Imagine a world that succeeded in driving away its former hero. And all its defenders. What would be left?

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

Drakken's dream of world domination comes true. As Kim Possible and Shego find themselves dealing with unfamiliar new lives, they must discover how to get what they want when circumstances spiral beyond their control.

AU. Sirius defeats Voldemort in Godric's Hollow but is disenchanted by the Wizengamot. A story of intrigue and rebellion, inspired by the history of Julius Caesar. Sirius descends from politician to army general to dictator, while Harry and Draco grow

Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!

At Camp Wannaweep, their was more horrors than bugs, poison ivy, Gill, or even monkeys. There one who travels on four legs. There was Yee Naaldlooshi. There was the Skinwalker. And now it's awake. And man is it pissed off.

Brick Flagg: Middleton Mad Dogs quarterback, Bonnie Rockwaller's boyfriend, a bit dense. When another girl catches his eye and he finds himself involved in Kim and Ron's line of work, Brick has to ask himself whether or not he really is just a jock.

COMPLETED. Another fight with Drakken and Shego. Just a typical day for Kim Possible. But sinister eyes are watching, and the sitch is worse than she could imagine. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing, especially not Kim Possible. Everything is on lease.

Things don't ever turn out exactly as you planned them. Kim and Ron certainly did not, nor did Shego or Drakken. Here we find two people who end up complementing each other better than they ever thought possible.

COMPLETE.Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or the Cthulhu Mythos. Summary: Something is speaking to Sherri Gordon-Lipsky, nee Shego, in dreams; what it reveals may mean disaster not only for Kim Possible, but for the human race. Post-"Graduation."

Alternate Universe. At age 16, Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable have never met, until now. Kim has been up to her usual world saving business, but what has Ron been doing? Something that Kim probably won't like.

Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.

Are there any other U.N.SecurityCouncilResolutionFics - UNSCRFic, pronounced "UnskerFic," for short - out there? When I started I thought it would be funny; unfortunately, it is not. At least it's short.

KPTransformers fusion. In several turns, Kim and Ron's life after high school has changed in ways they did not foresee. Broken apart but now being pulled back together, they head into a war that is more than meets the eye.

President Adar witnesses the fall of the Colonies from his command center, watching as the Colonial fleet falls apart and his entire civilization is annihilated, trying desperately to rally some kind of effective resistance.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL

This is what's happening in the world of Kim Possible within my other stories' time line. I wanted to illustrate how this world was reacting to the psychic epidemic. The year is 2022, Kim and Ron are married, and Shego has lost her mind. Please R&R.

After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: comic smut. Not for younger audiences.

Contents: A Civil Ceremony is barely civil. The Atypical Jewish Wedding is indeed atypical. Making Up Is Hard to Do for Wade and Joss. A Funeral in the Family for Nana Possible. All's Fair in Love is a warning to stay out of Joss's way. Best Enemies series.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

This is a Kim/Shego pairing fan fiction and is set in my ‘Who’s Writing This Crap?’ storyline. It is a sequel to ‘A Cookie For Ecclesiastes’ and you really, REALLY need to read that story first. Kasy Ann and Sheki Go Possible are the creations of NoDrogs.

Bonnie returns three weeks after the passing of Senor Senior Senior. Why is she hiding from Junior, and what is he up to? Here's a hint, it has nothing to do with pop super stardom this time. Fast Track Universe. Part 3 of 3

Sequel to 'Ron Goes to the Mat.' Kim and Ron start their new relationship while the techno-villain community struggles to adjust to the fallout from Drakken's Diablo attack. Chapter 51 added. It's done folks!

This is my submission to Zaratan's Halloween Contest. Kim and Ron find a young girl, a missing house and a deadly cycle about to repeat itself. This is finally done! Ok so it's a month late I did finish it!

When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.

Post STD - Continuation of 'As It Was In The Beginning'. Kim and Ron start their relationship while their lives and the rest of the world goes on. But change brings challenges; social, professional, personal. How will they deal with it?

A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears

Kim better watch out, she better not cry, she better not pout, Yori’s telling her why: Twin crises are coming to town. Will Kim and Ron survive so they can spend a 1st Christmas & Hanukkah together as a couple? Maybe...with a little unexpected help.

A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.

Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.

The return of Warmonga leaves Kim, quite literally, beside herself. And while the consequences are bad enough for Kim they prove even more confusing for Ron and Shego. The story does not end with a whimper, but a bang. KR & KiGo. NOT B.E. UNIVERSE.

Things look bad for Team Possible. Can they avoid being the subjects of a deathfic? Will this be the first story where Drakken takes over the world? Kim must find a way to make the story switch genre before the end!

Harry Potter and Discworld Crossover! After defeating Voldemort and becoming an Auror, Harry's in need of training to think like a copper. His new trainer: Commander Sir Samuel Vimes of the Ankh Morpork City Watch. Generally canon compatible.

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

When Kim Possible starts to go through some pretty spectacular changes, she will need the help of some very special people in order to save herself. Oh, and the world, too. NOW COMPLETED! The survivors head into an uncertain future.

Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.

Sometimes, life bashes you upside the head with a brick in a sock. Hogwarts is about to get its latest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, a man cast adrift from his native world- a man named John Constantine.

General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!

The war is over. Voldemort won. The light's last hope is a desperate ploy, concocted by an insane genius, that probably won't work anyway. Now Harry must find a way to win a war he's already lost once before.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

The Colonials have come to bring earth back into the fold, using a dastardly weapon that not even SG:1 can stop. Jack O'Neill must face this weapon with only Daniel Jackson for back up- but it won't save him.

The Cylons destroyed over 90 percent of Colonial civilian and military forces. Unfortunately, when you're talking about a civilization as large as the Colonies, that leaves a LOT of survivors. One group is going to go looking for Adama.

The Virgon Imperial Navy is but a shadow of what it once was...but when all other fleets fall, the fleet must protect the memory of Virgon and te Colonies. Takes place in the "Pirate King" story setting.

The Colonies locked themselves in after the Armistice. Not everyone is okay with that. Unfortunately, they'll find that their plans are derailed by the Destruction of the Colonies and their fight for survival...

A James and Cindy story. They're eleven and James has found something he'll never forget. Cindy has a conversation with her mother SHE'LL never forget, no matter how much she wants to and oh, Ron Observes the ballistic characteristics of his son.

Some have felt that Shego is simply misunderstood. That is not true. Read the horror within if you dare to see the full extent of her evil. Warning: Not to be read immediately before, during or after eating.

Sometimes Kim needs help... and Shego will provide it. Not Kigo... well not really.... Chapter II-- note these are really short chapters, being uploaded as the Spirit Moves me. Chapter II-- REVEALED, the source of James Possible's issues....

There will be sorrow...darkness...evil... rnNah. There will be amusement and annoyance...and this is one date that's not gonna make it into anyone's authorized biography... PG for very mild suggestive scenes. PS: Check out my work on FictionPress.Com.

The Final book, and sequal to The Chrysanthemum and the Sword. Ron and Kim have returned to their home... but their home, to say nothing of the world, may not be around much longer... The peniultimate chapter is now up!

Some enemies are hard to fight...and some friends are unexpected. Rated PG-13 for adult situations, may change to an R later. Any one giving reviews, please mention if you think this rating is too low. Final Chapter Is up- Book I is completed!