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COLUMBUS DAY

I can't believe we celebrate Columbus Day. Sure, it's great to have the day off from work, but why can't we celebrate someone else instead? Christopher Columbus was a slave driver, a rapist, a thief, and and an all-over piece of shit. Why don't we celebrate the person who invented chocolate? Or icecream? We could have a National Chocolate Icecream holiday! Now that's something to celebrate!!!!Note: You wouldn't have to eat chocolate icecream. It could be vanilla, strawberry, Rocky Road, chocolate chip, Fudge Swirl, Cherry Garcia...

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I love my PARENTS. They are my HEROES. I love KIND-HEARTED people. I love SMILES. And LAUGHTER. I respect, appreciate, and admire CESAR MILAN and CHRIS DEROSE. I love CHILDREN, I love NATURE, I love READING, WRITING, and SOLITUDE. I love MUSIC. I love PHOTOGRAPHY. I love ROCKY and RAMBO and movies where the good guy gets REVENGE. And did I say I love ANIMALS? (Of course I did, but let me say it again...)

I LOVE ANIMALS!

Please, rescue a pet from your local animal shelter- and always spay or neuter.