Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Slip Has Destroyed The Very Fabric Of Our Society

While performing on Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj‘s nipple popped out, and ABC didn’t catch it in time for the east coast feed prompting the Parents Television Council to commence its Puritanical pants-shitting because anyone under 80 actually watches GMA and isn’t trained to skip the musical performances by now. – “Rock n’ roll, you say? Not with this angina.” *click* – Of course, what everyone should be getting up in arms about is that Nicki felt the need to ferociously eat fried chicken onstage which proves she really has been Lady GaGa in blackface all along, except now she’s just doing horrible caricatures of stuff you people love. And what do I mean by “you people?” I mean black people. You love fried chicken, and it’s cool. Own it, don’t hide it, you’re not doing anything wrong. Want to know what white people love? Ranch dressing. Mercy me, how exciting.

There’s a hot 22 year old girl at my work that just got sent home for wearing shorts that were “too short”.

She walked into a staff conference room call we had at noon and she had those khaki, “Panama JacK” shorts on like 2 ” past her crotch.

Every man in the room slowly swiveled his chair in her direction as she sat down and gave the 1/4” eyebrow raise to each other, keeping their index finger/fist tightly pushed into the side of their face the whole time, it was classic.

Man, to make it worse, she sat for the first 10 minutes on her shins, so like her knees were sticking straight out, and then the shorts rode all the way back, like a pair of underwear.

And the chair was at maximum height, so her thighs were above table level, even on the other side of the table. Her supervisor (woman, 35,) goes “Marissa, can I talk to you real quick” immediately after the call, we all just rolled our eyes

Man, that sucks.
Of course the older, less attractive woman had a problem with it.
We had a girl at our place who was an absolute cellulite dog who wore short-shorts and no one said “boo” about.
If the girl doesn’t feel uncomfortable, why hate?

am now the fat 45 year old mom. was once young and cute and rocked too short minis at work, etc. older women HATED ME. women my age were jealous, nowdays, I would tell another young woman at work wearing sexy clothes to PLEASE do that while she had the body for it! :) I’m glad i worked it when I could! now it’s capris and flowy tops for me :(

No, a nipple will not destroy society or damage our kids for life. But then neither would the pubes of a rapper, or a glimpse of just his shaft. For that matter why should the top of the clitoris not come out once in a while on live TV.

You have to draw the line somewhere liberal “anything goes weenies”. Where would you like to draw it? What can fall out and what needs to stay hidden? You tell me.

No, a nipple will not destroy society or damage our kids for life. But then neither would the pubes of a rapper, or a glimpse of just his shaft. For that matter why should the top of the clitoris not come out once in a while on live TV.

You have to draw the line somewhere liberal “anything goes” weenies. Where would you like to draw it? What can fall out and what needs to stay hidden? You tell me.

No, a nipple will not destroy society or damage our kids for life. But then neither would the pubes of a rapper, or a glimpse of just his shaft. For that matter why should the top of the clitoris not come out once in a while on live TV.

You have to draw the line somewhere liberal “anything goes weenies”. Where would you like to draw it? What can fall out and what needs to stay hidden? You tell me.

It’s all a scam, DJ. Both parties want us poor and sucking the gov’t teat from womb to tomb. They pick bullshit pet issues so dolts like you will blindly support whichever “side” gives lip service.
W was in office 8 years, and repubs had control of all three houses for the first few…how many people were they able to tell “who to fuck?” It makes no fucking sense.
What they *did* do is spend and spend, get us embroiled in wars with no end in sight, bailout their wall street buds…then the dems regain power and continue those trends.
Our deficit now equals %100 of GDP, unemployment continues to rise, inflation and energy prices are BLASTING US IN THE ASS, they sent 30k MORE troops to afghan, and continue the bombing in Libya, they raise the debt ceiling and the stock market tumbles over 500 points in a day…and all we get are excuses about how this is all due to the Japanese earthquakes and the “arab spring.” Yeah, ok. You go ahead and have fun with “your” party.

That’s disgusting, and she should be ashamed of herself, to show her ugly nipples and fake boob on National TV. It looks like someone stuck a grapefruit in place of her boob. This just ugly, very, very ugly. I think I’m going to be sick!

80 years ago when I worked at my college radio stations we ALWAYS had a 15 second delay for anything that came in a a live remote feed. That way if anything broke we had the time to respond to it.

The only reason I can think of for not having at least a 5 second delay is that they (they, being the Conservative Suits who make the corporate broadcast decisions) want a nipple slip every once in a while for the free publicity.

Every corporate suit is conservative? Nice. But it makes sense. Liberals are far too business weak and life lazy to make it to such status. You can find them hugging trees and saving whales if you do want to locate one for conservative progamming.

LJ, I read an apology made by NBC for the error and they admitted they had a 5 second delay on the east coast, but they still didn’t catch the exposure and so it aired live, but the subsequent airing on the west coast did not show the nip slip.