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The more you drink, the funnier this is • Comedy was invented by God when he created the Duck-billed Platypus? • A priest, a rabbi and a minister walked into a bar and ordered a drink. • Karl Marx is considered the father of Comedism.
• In Poland, Polish jokes are just called jokes.
• What is more disgusting than a pile of dead light bulbs?
• Jesus is coming, so try and look busy.
• No bumper stickers were harmed, making this list.