Step 7: If you and a friend are held up at gunpoint by NoHo police due to a mix-up regarding said friend’s Honda Civic, which was mistakenly reported stolen, cooperate like a stand-up citizen. Never devolve into a self-aggrandized asshole jerk that says, “Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? You wanna how many Super Bowl rings I got, ya fuckin’ pig?? I’m gonna go all James Harrison on your ass!” AND after the incident is cleared up, say nice things to the media about how everything was just a big misunderstanding and the officers involved were just trying to do their job. AW. AWWWWW.

Love Hines Ward. Love class acts in general. But isn’t it kind of sad that class acts seem to be the exception rather than the rule? And that douche bags seem to get all the attention? Thanks for shining some light on some fantabulous Amasians.