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New Episode bombs with audiences
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Liki Weaks

More Rainbow Power shilling

For many, today's episode "3 Waifus and a Funeral" was easily the worst episode of Season 4, if not the entire series (others argue Baby Cakes is still worse than this). We here at Horse-News were too enraged to even cover the episode as it happened, as it was 100% garbage from start to finish. We did however manage to save some of the comments on the trainwreck that was this episode.

Fan-favorite artist PixelKitties covered the episode from start to finish, providing the only real record of an episode that even Xyro refuses to upload. We have received word that he pummeled his DVR with a hammer shortly after the episode concluded.

/mlp/ did not take the episode well at all. Poniflix even shut down their stream in protest.

The story was patchy and incoherant, very few viewers interpreted the story the same way, some believe that some regions were actually watching different episodes all together.

But one common thread was the fact that Flash Sentry, who was recently revealed to be a major part of Equestria Girls 2, became romantically entangled with EVERY main character, and also Applejack.

One thing is for certain, that Sethisto had a raging boner during the entire sequence in which Trixie and Twilight fight each other for Flash's affection.

All in all, this was the single worst episode of the season, and many hope that the writers manage to retcon the entire thing and write it off as a bigger mistake than Magical Mystery Cure, or the Star Wars Christmas Special. We have unconfirmed reports that Hasbro is currently destroying every known copy of the episode, and offering a voucher for medication to make fans forget it ever existed.