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Daniel Tosh followed the Web trend of people making “I hate…” videos and recorded his own list of things he hates. And I don’t like being so shameless about someone I admire, but everything on this list… just… yes. What he said. I hate homeless people trying to shake my hand, too! I hate bathroom attendants! I hate everything that Tosh hates, even myself. Especially myself. Tosh for god-king!

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I hate it when Tosh makes a sports related joke and his stupid LA audience doesn’t get it.

By: Burnsy

06.10.2010 @ 4:06 PM

And I should watch past the first lines of the video.

By: AEVC again

06.10.2010 @ 4:09 PM

I hate videos that are not currently available in my country.

By: fishstick fingers

06.10.2010 @ 4:10 PM

Relax, chief

By: Upstate Underdog

06.10.2010 @ 4:11 PM

Don’t you hate pants?

By: WTF

06.10.2010 @ 4:14 PM

Tosh did this for his Tosh.0 show to make fun of “I hate” videos. Context is important, article.

By: ChinoMoreno

06.10.2010 @ 4:18 PM

I like fucking birds. I hate that they don’t like to cuddle afterward.

By: ChinoMoreno

06.10.2010 @ 4:19 PM

I hate that my av disappeared.

By: Fat Polamalu is my idol

06.10.2010 @ 4:20 PM

A short list of things Peter Tosh hates:

Narcs, white people with dreadlocks (well, I’m assuming this one) and hipsters who think they identify with the plight of impoverished people because they know the lyrics to ‘Get Up, Stand Up’

/Knows the lyrics but I grew up in middle class suburbia so clue about poor people

By: Duke

06.10.2010 @ 4:23 PM

I hate people who behave like pompous douchebags because they don’t get the joke.

By: tech n9ne's tribute to falco

06.10.2010 @ 4:30 PM

I DON’T hate Olivia Wilde. If fact I don’t hate her so much I don’t want her to give ME a handjob, I want her to give my soul a handjob. (if the latter compels the former, well that’s just out of my control)

By: Pretzelman

06.10.2010 @ 5:30 PM

I hate that tech n9ne is going to get a hand job from Olivia Wilde.

By: Smegga

06.10.2010 @ 5:49 PM

@Pretzelman: Relax. Matt called dibs on Miss Wilde, followed by myself after I beat Danger Guerrero in a duel. Tech is way down the list.

By: Irish

06.10.2010 @ 7:13 PM

I also hate adults who cover their ears when sirens go by. In my department, we have a strict “that 40yo dude who’s standing there going ‘oooh, that’s so loud'” gets the air horn right as we pass. It’s *really* fun to see them jump.

By: Gonzo

06.10.2010 @ 8:10 PM

/i

//hate

///when

////people

/////type

//////like

///////this

By: Danger Guerrero

06.11.2010 @ 9:47 AM

You cheated! It was supposed to be 1,2,3 THEN shoot, not 1,2, shoot on 3! I get Olivia by reason of DQ!

By: Buddy

06.14.2010 @ 9:01 PM

I hate I can’t lick my own knackersac!!

By: DAnte

06.17.2010 @ 5:01 PM

I Hate It when Guys and Girls wear Very small backpacks, that shit is not cute it just retarded there’s a good reason its made for kids people

By: kristena

06.17.2010 @ 6:15 PM

I hate when people use words that don’t really mean anything…..like irregardless…….soooooo it’s NOT regardless? or it is?….do you know wtf you are talking about?

By: bluemoocow01

08.17.2010 @ 6:50 PM

all ya’ll are tards…wnna no y! cuz tht is not nothin to hate….i HATE wen daniel tosh isnt funny…haha yeah thts happenin he is hilarious!!

By: charlie wilson

09.05.2010 @ 8:48 AM

I hate when my girlfriend and i are having sex, her finger likes to wonder lower than the sack.

By: FARAI BLAZED VUTOYI

11.27.2010 @ 9:06 PM

i want ur lyrcis

By: blazedandconfused

02.03.2011 @ 5:53 PM

Who’s the Bieber looking kid?

By: LeBron The Overated f***

04.20.2011 @ 10:57 PM

i hate when tosh.o isn’t on. seriously i actually like that crappy show. :)