This showed up on eBay Motors in Decatur, Georgia, a suburb of Atlanta, going for $69,000. It looks like an NBA player's car, or something a retired player would drive when he's not busy selling Buick LaCrosses. On the face of it, it's got the requisite black wheels and dark, dark tinted windows, black paint and leather.

But, wait, what's that under the hood? A V6? This is a V6 Panamera?

Maybe Shaq's just living within his means in his retirement. Maybe he drove a lot of those LaCrosses with the eAssist system and got on an eco kick. Whatever the case is, you put up with a car as hideous as the Panamera, shouldn't it at least have the earth-spinning V8?

I can only hope Shaq saw the light and got rid of this base Panamera for something like an Aston Martin Rapide, or maybe he's on the list for the new and extremely gorgeous Quattroporte. And if you're the kind of person who likes to buy cars previously owned by celebs, maybe Shaq has something better that he's offloading soon.