Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez only appear to be kissing to raise money for charity

The Justin Bieber/Selena Gomez Aloha Kissing Tour continues. Apparently, the sounds of cameras clicking has the same effect on this teenage couple as the tapping of champagne glasses does on a pair of blushing newlyweds. Enough with the Shmoopy!

This is my personal favorite (left), but only because the position of Gomez’s right hand makes it seem like she’s about to say, “What are you doing, dude?”