The author Stephen stood looking at his television. It was on the Disney Channel.

"Well, Disney. You pissed me off yet again. You brought me "Timon and Pumbaa" one of the biggest disappointments of my childhood. A show I held anger for a few years until I unexpectedly came across Simba in one of the episodes. But even so, I still remember all the anger I held for those few years. This was through 1995 to 1998. There was no Wikipedia to tell me Simba was in it. There was no bloody clue. "

Behind Stephen's younger sister, Lyndsay stood watching her brother giving a look like "Can you believe this guy? Timon and Pumbaa are awesome!"

Stephen continued talking "Now 17 years later, as a full grown adult. You give me "The Lion Guard." You troll me, giving me the kind of show I would have wanted as a kid. Do you think I'm gonna forgive the grudge you gave me? I'm just gonna watch the show as a 29 year old adult?"

Lyndsay facepalmed and tried to hold back laughter.

"You pissed me off for the last time, Disney! I'm never gonna watch your shows or movies again! I'm through with you!"

The Lion Guard came on T.V. At first Stephen tried to look away but…..

"OH, WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING! I FORGIVE YOU! I MISSED YOU, SIMBA! ! ! AND YOUR 2013 VERSION OF MICKEY MOUSE IS AWESOME TOO ! ! "

"You really, really need a girlfriend." Lyndsay laughed.

THE END.

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