Dress? What Is A Dress?

Fortunately, I have a job that, if I were to show up at in a dress (ranch, Italian, blue cheese) would make doing that job uncomfortable, if not embarrassing.
In fact, when I was 17 and looking for a job, it was a personal goal of mine to find one that did not require wearing a dress.
Picture framing! Yesss...and I've been happily pulling on blue jeans every day for the past 42 years.
Oh...(ahem)...and I'm the same size...well, more or less.

The last time I wore a dress, um, when was that...a wedding very long ago, I felt like I was in drag.
Nylons, heels, the whole drag outfit.
My tatoos made the whole ensemble just scream chic.
Yeah...

Funny thing is...I've been thinking of hot summer is, how cool a dress would feel (all that updraft, y'know)<br />OMG! Is this the year I wear a dress???<br />Not to work...just queening around in the privacy of my un-airconditioned bungalow.