Blagojevich Busted

"Take off your hat and make yourself at home," Letterman cracked, referring to Blago's luxurious locks. Letterman's audience laughed and clapped at the hair mockery, before Blago joined them in the ridicule.

The deposed governor rattled off the "Top Ten Questions Rod Blagojevich Asked Himself Before Appearing On 'Celebrity Apprentice,'" with the kind of charm only an indicted polititcian can exude.

Illinois Politics Goes MAD

Blagojevich calmly explained what went through his head when deciding to go on reality show where he can be fired in an instant.

Blagojevich will compete against 13 other contestants not facing corruption charges. Illinois residents will wait for the moment when "The Donald" will glare at Blago and utter those two little words, "you're fired."