Cabbie tells an amazing story about the perfect man, the unforeseen twist has me in stitches

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February 24, 2018

I think we’re all guilty of look at the past with rose-tinted glasses from time to time. Many people think that their present doesn’t measure up to their past, but they tend to overlook the bad parts of the “good old days”, and only focus on the highlights.

Remember to focus on the positive things in your everyday life – you’ll be a lot happier that way. If not, you might end up like the people in this hilarious story!

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says, “Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”

The passenger asks, “Who?”

The cabby explains, “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like when I came along just when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”

The passenger remarked, “I don’t believe that, everyone has a patch of bad luck every now and then.”

“Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. Frank could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”

The passenger said, “Sounds like he was really something special.”

The reveal

The cabby replied, “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

The passenger was amazed, “Wow, what a guy!”

The cabby continued, “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong. His clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”