Warning to families this Easter weekend:
I'd think twice about telling the kiddoes you're taking them to Schlitterbahn on opening day, May 25.

If your kid, grandkid or you have an accident at the KCK Schlitterbahn this summer, just how much confidence should a prudent adult have that the park has any paid-up insurance to treat broken bones, twisted backs or bacterial infections???

Is there a release that you sign upon entering??? Responsible adults need to think ahead and do some homework before waltzing into a potentially life-altering situation. Kids just wanna have fun. And their brains are not fully developed to assess possible consequences.

There are a whole lot of white trash kids who are thrill seekers. They actually glorify danger and getting injured at water parks. Of course then our hospitals treat them, on the taxpayer's dime. The bragging by these not-very-bright amped up kids in these Buzzfeed videos is disgusting and alarming.

And here's my question for the local news or STAR to investigate:
Was Caleb Schwab's family paid the $19.7 million out of court settlement by a reputable bonded insurance company?

Cash in advance? How did it go down??? Respectfully and legit?? Or did manic scruffy nose-wiping-in-court Jeff Henry take the toothpick out of his filthy mouth and scratch his lice before setting down his beer before shaking Scott Schwab's hand and handing him a crumpled check? Saying, "Sorry, dude. I got this."

Nothing can make up for the loss of a child. But if the Schwab family, including House Speaker pro tem Scott Schwab, candidate for Secretary of State, is hoping to start a foundation to honor Caleb's life, will that funding actually be there? Or just wash out like the fetid pond down in Corpus Christi, Texas?

Inquiring AG's want to know.

And note to Winter Prosapio, gum-snapping Communications Director/PR cowgirl--
considering all you know, feel free to turn whistleblower, for the sake of that dead child. You know in your heart, this was an incident, not an accident. Connect the dots. Do you actually think you will retire from the Henry family organization with a FUNDED PENSION??? Get out while ya can, girl. Try to salvage your reputation. Don't be the Texas version of Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Jeff Henry. I hope you rot in hell.
You dreamed up the water slide.
You named it "insane" in German.
But you were the insane one, to endanger the public.
You built it too fast.
You and your buddy didn't even know what you were doing.
You had no training, ignored advice from a local Structural Engineer.
You covered up all the problems.
You endangered many lives.You are responsible for Caleb Schwab being decapitated.I THINK AFTER THIS, the trial,the state of Kansas should order Schlitterbahn to leave the state.
Not just tear down the slide.
But bulldoze the entire water park you and your greedy family built.