31. I remember those DADT surveys...

The Marines were the most intolerant of the branches. Most reported they were worried they were going to get raped in the shower because, as we all know, gay men always rape every naked man they see with no self-control, like how every single straight men, without exception, will always rape every single women at the beach.

Here's a poem for y'all I just crafted:
"First, they let the black guys serve in my unit, but I didn't say anything because there was somebody else to stop the bullets from hitting me.

Then, they let the gay guys serve in my unit, but I didn't say anything because there was somebody else to stop the bullets from hitting me.

Then, they let in the women, but I didn't say anything because there was somebody else to stop the bullets from hitting me.

Now there's nobody left to bring in and stop the bullets from hitting me, as we're all here already."