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In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nosebuds.

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Turdcules Pooseidon Toilet Elixir

Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors

Really smells like teakwood, coconuts and Caribbean rum

100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle

SEPTIC-SAFE

Proudly Made in the USA

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