Wow, that sentence is so complex I don’t even know what it means. Or maybe I don’t know what it means because it doesn’t make any sense. Kudos for using the online Thesaurus, Julie. You can get off your soapbox, now. Thanks to S for sending!

What’s that, Lassie? You say Timmy fell down the well? I’m not totally sure what this person is trying to communicate. But I do know that I don’t want to know about the bacteria in her urine. Thank you to our anonymous submitter!