Jason Parham

Yesterday, after reading Rich's post about Willow Smith and "those systematic French fries the government feeds us," I noticed that, much like her brother Jaden, she too has accepted Smithology as her one and true religion and is fated to spread its teachings across the globe. I then wondered: Is Willow better at Twitter than Jaden? Does she, the youngest Smith child, actually possess a greater understanding of the universe and all that it contains? Or — and this is a theory of mine — maybe Jaden ghostwrites her tweets? Alternate theory: What if Trey, the eldest, is the mastermind behind both their accounts? Whatever the case, here's hoping these two never stop tweeting. We're so much better for it.