At first, we thought it was a dog leg. For confirmation, we called our resident weird-shit inspector, animal activist Richard "Kudo" Couto-- last seen finding a human skull near Hialeah -- who drove to the site, took the photo that just seared your eyeballs, and reported back that it was a baby goat leg. Explains the hoof.

We were thinking a Santeria practitioner might be pissed at whoever was in charge of the construction site. We asked Santeria priest Carlos Valdes for insight. He told us that if this baby goat leg was the work of a Santeria practitioner, it was not necessarily left in anger: "It could be a worker doing that to get a promotion."

So there you (maybe) have it. It's a baby goat leg of career ambition.