God invited Nixon and Brezhnev to come talk to him in heaven

God invited Nixon and Brezhnev to come talk to him in heaven. He says each of them can only ask one question."When will the unemployment go down in America?" asks Nixon. "In twenty years," answers God. "I regret that it will not happen in your lifetime.""And when will the Russian people gain happiness?" asked Brezhnev. God answered, "I regret that it will not happen in my lifetime!"Rate this joke (bigger is better):
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