Hey isn’t that the star of “Nobbit” Yamo Baglins? If I’m not mistaken “Nobbit” is a tale on intrigue & adventure, criss crossing Eastern Bloc Europe in a quest to obtain the mighty Cocck Ring of Truff. His journeys take him through the back alleys & back doors of naughty Berlin. He finds himself engaging in sweaty feats of strength, such as “dwarf tossing”, with swarthy circus like folk, possibly gypsies, on the night train to Albania. His destination? Homoslavia where once the Cocck Ring of Truff is secured he’ll settle down and devote himself to clothes shopping and or becoming a party hopping socialite hitting all the club’s, art gallery openings and fabulous party’s.

She’s giving me the Homoslavian Eye of Very Young Ellen Barkin. And by very young Ellen Barkin I mean that nice “I’ve been a slut since I was thirteen and know you want to fuck my ass if you have enough nerve to try and get me nekked look.” I left at least 40 chicks behind. Fuck you Catholic guilt! Salty fucken tears for an epic yet non-maximized youth.