We are currently writing and preparing songs for your listening pleasure.

Dynamite Van Pipe are the world's leading authority on boy/girl drama. No problem too large or small. Mistress holding you ransom over your fetish? DVP have a song for it. Husband playing too much golf causing you to long for the gardener's toned, sweaty body? DVP have a song for you. Whatever ails your aching heart, DVP's punk sincerity will cure you. Or kill you.

Note: we have no relation to Hector Van Pipe the world famous flugelhorn botanist.