Thematic Repelling: Jury Duty

Honeys, I’m home! Hey! How’s it going? Did you repel yesterday like I told you to? Did you wake up alone this morning? Alright. Following the thematic and patriotic nature of the last post, today, we talk jury duty. Jury duty! Repelling at the courthouses! I can’t stop exclamating again! Try to stop me! It won’t work!

In any case, I think we can agree that JD is likely the least trendy mandatory civil service bestowed upon Americans. In true spirit lent to my namesake though, I took to my closet and combined as much neon as my wardrobe would allow. You know, to bring some color to the dreary court houses on Centre Street.

Starting with the most important feature of the outfit: I took a crisp white silk blouse and worked around it. I’m not sure if you can see it in these photos, but it may perhaps be the best blouse to have fallen into my lap. If not because of the material, than most certainly because it’s mullet shaped–shorter in the front, longer in the back–and MR says yes to mullets. I digress.

The outfitting results were phenomenal, if not because nearly every passerby looked me up, down and in some instances shook their heads, then because during the downtime between juror trials, I may or may not have taken this belt off and tried to wear it as a bracelet, head piece, anklet and uh…a purse strap.

For jury duty, this is appropriate because: At the end of the day, I am just wearing a crisp white blouse and jeans. My pants are belted and the shoes give me some height while still promoting comfort. I can’t really rationalize the detachable green collar, though.

This repels because: Viva la neon! Flatforms! And suppose the attorney questioning the prospective jurors could get past bright pink pants, a neon belt, and layered collars, how do I explain the two double-strap watches set to universally wrong times? I don’t know, would you pick me for your juror?

brilliant, literally and figuratively; those neons are blinding my eyes through my computer screen. i would not trust you to determine the destiny of a questionable parking ticket….. civil service narrowly averted.

I thought that I'm just lucky one who live in small town and get nearly every passerby look at me up, down and in some instances shook heads, but You're master. At first I was so annoyed buy it, but now I'm enjoying. haha! It's even flattering.You look amazing. Love this look from head to toes! ♥xoxo Ra

http://www.blogger.com/profile/15112146372290566286 Marcia

Yes, I repelled every man within me in the 5km radius, even my dad. I wonder why no one picks you as a jury *sarcasm* But if I did get into court, I'll probably pick you! That's some pants you got there, you're really working those neons.

Haha awesome! I just bought that belt the day before at the Gap for literally 4 bucks, so great. Haha I was going to go the safe route, all white with the belt as the standout, but you my friend, have exceeded the potential the belt was ever designed for (I can only assume). I love it!

i was laughing so hard as i read this. i just freakin' love you!! im going neon if i get called for duty jury next time!

http://www.bellissimostyle.net Megan Abigail Chandler

that collar is pretty freaking cool and while I realize that the neon is the point of the post and the JD style … I have to say the shoes are awesome! I love those bad boys!

http://www.blogger.com/profile/06841237588940938787 Lydia

"And I'd do it again." Haha!! Jury duty blows. Way to make the best of it/life.

http://www.blogger.com/profile/15208662102976765730 Meena Dhuga

you couldn't have picked a better outfit for jury duty, haha! you look amazing, i love love love it!!! especially the pants and green collar!! love your posts! …..wow i also use way too many exclamations, woops.

Lol hopefully when I'm going to be forced to do jury duty one day I'll have someone wearing something colorful and interestingnsomit won't be a bore….on second thought I'll just wear something colorful and distracting. Yay gettingnout of jury duty! Oh I just started sewingnlessons today and I really should have bought the flower pin cushionsmyounwear round your arm like a bracelet. I could have worn it as everyday jewelry and keep the pins in their for extra repelling and co fusion points. And oh my gosh don't poke me with those! Comments that way no one well mess with me!

i know these buildings…..wait a minute! that's my neighborhood!!!! wow.

Anonymous

wonderful outfit by the way!!

Anonymous

HOLY HELL I LOVE YOU! (In the most non-offensive, obsessed, or obnoxious way possible).

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