Jokes to Tell Your Kids

The last couple of years my seven year old has really developed a sense of humor. His timing is good, he loves to laugh and he appreciates humor from others. He can be super silly at times, too. I found a few kids’ jokes and just tried them on him and got the thumbs up.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case they get a hole in one!

Q: What was the Cat in the Hat looking for in the toilet?
A: For thing one and thing two.