Money Confession – Borrowing Money

Almost everyone has some type of money secret that they keep. I have been collecting these secrets for the last few months asking people to anonymously give theirs to me after the speeches I give. This is confession number 62 in the series:

I have the same problem. At work they give me money, but then they expect me to show up and do actual work. I need to find a place that will give me money without all those pesky obligations and strings.