Plook bought a sterling silver Swedish napkin ring on eBay today. He believed the bullshit about it being the Papal Cock Ring of Virtue and Abstinence. Ha! What a maroon! Me and Brother Jack and the Sisters of Slippery are all going out drinking tonight. On you!

Plook wanted a double shot of his baby's love. She told him to wear his new papal cock ring that he paid so much for. (You know how they love to rub it in.) So he complied. After he put it on, she laughed her ass off. "It looks like a hula hoop!" (And she also thought: "I really must meat this Pope dude. Wowie zowie.")

Plook obviously has an inside source in the Vatican "gay lobby." Even so, he managed to get it wrong. They're opening a female impersonator cabaret in the Vatican bathhouse. Unless you give offerings in excess of $100,000 per year, don't even dream of crashing the party. However, there's an opening for a fondue vendor that you may want to apply for. Good luck!

The good fathers at the Vatican cabaret just noticed Plook's reference to man-goo fondue on his resume and now they are very anxious to interview him. Plook, call the Office of the Inquisition as soon as you get this message!

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