You Know You Need A New Car When…

You know, I had an old Mazda 323 briefly. Odd little car with a strange shape but capable enough. I don’t remember the bodywork being this bad though…

Seriously, if it’s so bad you’re using grass decorations to hide the discolourations and wheels and you still need to put a couple of ladies in upside down…. it’s time to think about getting a new Mazda.

Go on, I’m sure you’d get a couple of grand for that on the scrappage scheme, or possibly out of amusement to get into some kind of weird museum. Plus, looking at the new Mazda3 I reckon you’d be able to get a couple more girls in there at a more feasible angle too…