And now, a full list of everything he has done ...

And now, a full list of everything he has done ...

In the "Die Hard" movies, John McClane, in no particular order, takes punches to the head; takes kicks to the head; takes knees to the head; takes karate chops to the head; takes a hard landing with a parachute; crashes through walls; crashes through windows; tumbles down stairs; leaps from the path of fireballs; leaps from the path of gunfire; leaps from the path of helicopter-gun fire; leaps from the path of an airplane tire; leaps from the path of a exploding car; leaps from an exploding snowmobile; leaps from the exploding deck of a cargo ship; leaps from a speeding car just before it slams into a helicopter; gets banged on the head with a flying suitcase; chokes; coughs; gags; groans; grimaces; crunches against hard surfaces; feels discomfort while flying coach; smokes in an airport; smokes in a limo; suffers smoke inhalation; gets kissed by a drunk man at a Christmas party; falls down an elevator shaft; falls roughly 100 feet to the deck of a moving ship; avoids being crushed by an industrial fan; avoids being murdered inside an air vent; fights with his wife; fights with his daughter; gets his hair pulled; is not taken seriously by a police dispatcher; is condescended to by Dennis Franz ("Don't lecture me, hotshot"); is condescended to by John Amos ("Let the pros handle this"); is insulted by Timothy Olyphant ("You're a Timex watch in a digital age"); is insulted by Samuel L. Jackson ("I don't like you because you're going to get me killed!"); is insulted by an East German terrorist for seeing too many cowboy movies ("Another orphan of a bankrupt culture"); is sold out by a yuppie; runs shoeless across broken glass; picks broken glass from his feet; flips a car; crashes a (different) car; gets his car towed by airport police; fails to stop a commercial airliner from crashing; untangles himself just before being pulled by a fire hose through an open skyscraper window; falls off of a conveyor belt; falls from the wing of a speeding airliner; can't find a pay phone; can't get a signal on his cell phone; loses his police badge; gets cracked in the head with a bottle; gets bopped in the head with a basketball; gets thrown out of an air-traffic control tower; gets thrown through garbage cans; gets crushed by collapsing scaffolding; outruns a collapsing freeway; outruns a wall of water while standing on top of a dump truck; squeezes into a car with overweight police officers; avoids a hail of grenades; avoids an attempted stabbing; must stand in Harlem wearing a sandwich board scrawled with racial slurs; must solve a riddle that involves math; must solve a riddle that involves water jugs; must drive 90 blocks in 30 minutes through rush-hour Manhattan; must run two miles in 20 minutes through rush-hour Manhattan; gets tossed around by a waterspout; gets shot at by a fighter jet while driving a truck; tumbles through a crumbling truck; falls onto a pilotless fighter jet; hangs on to an out-of-control subway car; drives a car into an elevator shaft; dangles above an elevator shaft; escapes an exploding elevator shaft; escapes an exploding building; gets handcuffed to a bomb; does unwanted overtime; finds himself in gridlock; is mocked for confusing "Star Trek" with "Star Wars"; shoots himself in the shoulder; receives a few cuts; has a hangover; and seems a bit tired.

In the "Die Hard" movies, John McClane, in no particular order, takes punches to the head; takes kicks to the head; takes knees to the head; takes karate chops to the head; takes a hard landing with a parachute; crashes through walls; crashes through windows; tumbles down stairs; leaps from the path of fireballs; leaps from the path of gunfire; leaps from the path of helicopter-gun fire; leaps from the path of an airplane tire; leaps from the path of a exploding car; leaps from an exploding snowmobile; leaps from the exploding deck of a cargo ship; leaps from a speeding car just before it slams into a helicopter; gets banged on the head with a flying suitcase; chokes; coughs; gags; groans; grimaces; crunches against hard surfaces; feels discomfort while flying coach; smokes in an airport; smokes in a limo; suffers smoke inhalation; gets kissed by a drunk man at a Christmas party; falls down an elevator shaft; falls roughly 100 feet to the deck of a moving ship; avoids being crushed by an industrial fan; avoids being murdered inside an air vent; fights with his wife; fights with his daughter; gets his hair pulled; is not taken seriously by a police dispatcher; is condescended to by Dennis Franz ("Don't lecture me, hotshot"); is condescended to by John Amos ("Let the pros handle this"); is insulted by Timothy Olyphant ("You're a Timex watch in a digital age"); is insulted by Samuel L. Jackson ("I don't like you because you're going to get me killed!"); is insulted by an East German terrorist for seeing too many cowboy movies ("Another orphan of a bankrupt culture"); is sold out by a yuppie; runs shoeless across broken glass; picks broken glass from his feet; flips a car; crashes a (different) car; gets his car towed by airport police; fails to stop a commercial airliner from crashing; untangles himself just before being pulled by a fire hose through an open skyscraper window; falls off of a conveyor belt; falls from the wing of a speeding airliner; can't find a pay phone; can't get a signal on his cell phone; loses his police badge; gets cracked in the head with a bottle; gets bopped in the head with a basketball; gets thrown out of an air-traffic control tower; gets thrown through garbage cans; gets crushed by collapsing scaffolding; outruns a collapsing freeway; outruns a wall of water while standing on top of a dump truck; squeezes into a car with overweight police officers; avoids a hail of grenades; avoids an attempted stabbing; must stand in Harlem wearing a sandwich board scrawled with racial slurs; must solve a riddle that involves math; must solve a riddle that involves water jugs; must drive 90 blocks in 30 minutes through rush-hour Manhattan; must run two miles in 20 minutes through rush-hour Manhattan; gets tossed around by a waterspout; gets shot at by a fighter jet while driving a truck; tumbles through a crumbling truck; falls onto a pilotless fighter jet; hangs on to an out-of-control subway car; drives a car into an elevator shaft; dangles above an elevator shaft; escapes an exploding elevator shaft; escapes an exploding building; gets handcuffed to a bomb; does unwanted overtime; finds himself in gridlock; is mocked for confusing "Star Trek" with "Star Wars"; shoots himself in the shoulder; receives a few cuts; has a hangover; and seems a bit tired.

In the "Die Hard" movies, John McClane, in no particular order, takes punches to the head; takes kicks to the head; takes knees to the head; takes karate chops to the head; takes a hard landing with a parachute; crashes through walls; crashes through windows; tumbles down stairs; leaps from the path of fireballs; leaps from the path of gunfire; leaps from the path of helicopter-gun fire; leaps from the path of an airplane tire; leaps from the path of a exploding car; leaps from an exploding snowmobile; leaps from the exploding deck of a cargo ship; leaps from a speeding car just before it slams into a helicopter; gets banged on the head with a flying suitcase; chokes; coughs; gags; groans; grimaces; crunches against hard surfaces; feels discomfort while flying coach; smokes in an airport; smokes in a limo; suffers smoke inhalation; gets kissed by a drunk man at a Christmas party; falls down an elevator shaft; falls roughly 100 feet to the deck of a moving ship; avoids being crushed by an industrial fan; avoids being murdered inside an air vent; fights with his wife; fights with his daughter; gets his hair pulled; is not taken seriously by a police dispatcher; is condescended to by Dennis Franz ("Don't lecture me, hotshot"); is condescended to by John Amos ("Let the pros handle this"); is insulted by Timothy Olyphant ("You're a Timex watch in a digital age"); is insulted by Samuel L. Jackson ("I don't like you because you're going to get me killed!"); is insulted by an East German terrorist for seeing too many cowboy movies ("Another orphan of a bankrupt culture"); is sold out by a yuppie; runs shoeless across broken glass; picks broken glass from his feet; flips a car; crashes a (different) car; gets his car towed by airport police; fails to stop a commercial airliner from crashing; untangles himself just before being pulled by a fire hose through an open skyscraper window; falls off of a conveyor belt; falls from the wing of a speeding airliner; can't find a pay phone; can't get a signal on his cell phone; loses his police badge; gets cracked in the head with a bottle; gets bopped in the head with a basketball; gets thrown out of an air-traffic control tower; gets thrown through garbage cans; gets crushed by collapsing scaffolding; outruns a collapsing freeway; outruns a wall of water while standing on top of a dump truck; squeezes into a car with overweight police officers; avoids a hail of grenades; avoids an attempted stabbing; must stand in Harlem wearing a sandwich board scrawled with racial slurs; must solve a riddle that involves math; must solve a riddle that involves water jugs; must drive 90 blocks in 30 minutes through rush-hour Manhattan; must run two miles in 20 minutes through rush-hour Manhattan; gets tossed around by a waterspout; gets shot at by a fighter jet while driving a truck; tumbles through a crumbling truck; falls onto a pilotless fighter jet; hangs on to an out-of-control subway car; drives a car into an elevator shaft; dangles above an elevator shaft; escapes an exploding elevator shaft; escapes an exploding building; gets handcuffed to a bomb; does unwanted overtime; finds himself in gridlock; is mocked for confusing "Star Trek" with "Star Wars"; shoots himself in the shoulder; receives a few cuts; has a hangover; and seems a bit tired.