Be any character you like. It doesn't matter how many Sherlocks, Johns or Jims we have as we can all have slightly different usernames and RP using different topics. Just remember to name your RP topics so we can distinguish between them. Have fun!

Stranger: You've got you hand on your arse, gripping it, hard, imagining it was me. You don't want to jerk off though, you're still hoping I'll help with that. More detail, detective? -JW

Stranger: I can handle my problems myself. -JW

Stranger: Who says I wanted to be seen? That's exactly what you'd want. -JW

You: But you'd rather not. And if you don't add more detail I can't tell if it was a lucky guess. Or true deduction. -SH

You: Wouldn't want inaccuracies now would we? -SH

Stranger: So I was right. -JW

Stranger: Of course not. -JW

You: Any one could guess that much even...well saying his name would ruin the mood. -SH

Stranger: God... Idiot. -JW

You: And here I thought my name was Sherlock. -SH

You: Appreciate the compliment. -SH

Stranger: When you aren't texting -which isn't often enough from your point of view- you are rubbing your thumb on your nipples immitating as best you can my love to lick them, that you love at least as much. -JW

Stranger: You arse. -JW

You: Very good. -SH

You: And? -SH

Stranger: Thank you. -JW

Stranger: And every so often, when you are really getting exited you suck on your fingers, preparing. -JW

Stranger: Why? Because I told you exactly what you were doing and because you are aching for me. -JW

Stranger: How can I walk? Very, very slowly. -JW

You: Not exactly, there were some points. -SH

Stranger: Shut up. -JW

You: You better calm down or you'll be no use to me. -SH

Stranger: That's what I've been telling you. -JW

You: Just catch a cab for god's sake. You're only a few blocks away. -SH

You: And I like to watch you squirm. -SH

Stranger: No. -JW

Stranger: Then watch. -JW

You: You know if you come in your pants you'll have to be punished. -SH

Stranger: I'd like to see you try. -JW

You: You don't have to be hard for me to bugger you against the window. -SH

Stranger: That's punishment? -JW

You: John, you'd be facing out. -SH

You: A tad embarrassing don't you think? What if Sarah were to get here early for your date tonight? -SH

Stranger: You really think I have a date with Sarah? -JW

You: I know you do. You wore the shoes. -SH

You: And you're not the most open of people. -SH

You: Well when I say open...-SH

You: I could be. -SH

Stranger: Shut up! -JW

Stranger: You're deduction skills are getting sloppy... -JW

You: Having a bit of trouble with the keys? -SH

You: My that's a nice view. -SH

Stranger: Enjoying it? -JW

You: I would be more in person. -SH

You: Be careful Mrs. Hudson's rather chatty tonight. -SH

You: I suppose I should've warned you earlier. -SH

You: Oh well. -SH

Stranger: Well you're not going to get that. -JW

You: But John, I've already prepared my cock for you. -SH

Stranger: Too bad... -JW

You: I'm naked and waiting on the sofa. -SH

You: "The doors open John I can hear you messing with your keys out there." Sherlock smirked as he sprawled himself out on the couch.

Stranger: "Hi. Bye." He walked into his room.

I edited it for spelling crap and took out all of the OOC. They had to go so luckily I didn't just get signed off on again. I like to imagine Sherlock persuaded John to let him help. Against the window. Facing out. And then Sherlock realized the date wasn't with Sarah it was with him. Seemed to be heading in that direction.

Sidenote: Smuttiest thing I've ever written and I doubt it could even be called smutty. It was a lot of fun though.