Yes that's right! For thousands of years, there has been a culture hopping secret society of gorilla suit wearing lairs all out to get your money. These people, though finding each others customs undesirable, and spanning from a time when they didn't even know what a non-human primate looked like, have in fact managed to cheat the best experts with fake biological species traits that span decades and States, in lottery win fashion too!

Here in lies a burden to prove a conspiracy theory of epic proportions. It's odd how Bigfoot is the only fringe topic where its "skeptics" are more demented and obsessed than its "believers". If 9 foot apemen don't exist, why the trouble??