Friday, May 19, 2017

On a bitterly cold winter morning a husband and wife were
listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say,
“We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get
through.” So the good wife went out and moved her car.A
week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
said, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can
get through.” The good wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park….” Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, “I don’t know what
to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs
can get through?”
Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who
are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, ”Why don’t you just
leave the car in the garage this time…”