Saturday, December 24, 2011

A TREEMENDOUS ACHIEVEMENT ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

The holidays are enough to test anyone's metal, but Malissa and her new main squeeze Adam (pictured above) took the challenge literally this year. "We've constructed a Christmas tree entirely out of metal," said Adam. The fun began when Malissa said she wanted to go for something sustainable this year. Adam put his thinking cap on, and the result was a tree made out of spiraling metal, festooned with lights and sustainable enough to withstand Armageddon. Something tells me Malissa and Adam's relationship will be just as enduring. "It seems like you've found yourself a great guy," said Joyce. "I sure did," agreed Malissa, "And it was about God dang time!" I guess until now she was barking up the wrong tree.