[p]2015/01/31 Former Italian defense minister Sergio Mattarella elected president

Yup. According to "Wake up"-edia, in Italy the prez ain't elected by the people. It's like the election of the pope. Even though according to W.P.'s sister project Wiktionary "papal" is a homophone of "people". Yup; it's like the election of the bishop of the kappa-tal of Italy. Only… You know… Boring. *Niels* boring. (Because, despite being hymen-sely intra-sting, physics fucking wanks. I mean "sucks". It sucks so much I have to make sex-related puns in order to talk about it. But I di-gross. Oh, my god; I did it!!!) [1]