Yeah, it’s been awhile, but hey, most of the funny/fucked up shit that happens to me has to do with The Concubine (without her knowledge), and I almost feel bad shaming her on Teh Interwebz. I know, weird, right? Me feeling shame. But anyhoo…

LESSONS LEARNED FROM “THE LAST SHIP”

Episode 1

The CDC is never here to save YOU, dumbass. They’re here to save other people. FROM you. (Actually, I already knew this.)

Jason Dean is still smokin’ fuckin’ hot. My argument:

And still WAAAAAY too hot for Phoebe Halliwell.

Don’t even fucking THINK about killing the dog, inexplicable Russian ninjas. I WILL CUT YOU.

Two words: JAYNE COBB! That is all.

The Hero of Canton

Jason Dean and Jayne Cobb manage to make up for that actress who looks like she smelled a fart.

We are, at this moment, potentially 2 months away from President Boehner. Wait, wait, stop cutting yourself, I said POTENTIALLY.

Radio silence is NEVER for your own protection.

When all else fails, fucking do it yourself. Fear of electrocution is for PUSSIES.

If you fail to answer your phone, I’m totally allowed to come over to your place and steal your popcorn and mac n’ cheese.

We get issued protective face shields for a reason. DUMBASS.

(although you did make the right choice, ma brotha. ain’t goin’ out like that.)

BONUS: Having kids and a wife is NOT. FUCKING. WORTH IT. The Night’s Watch has the right idea.

AND ONE CAVEAT: Naming a character “Dr. Scott” makes me want to throw toilet paper.

3 responses to “More Lessons Learned…”

They made a lot of the same choices I would have made, which helps explain your mental makeup some. Sorry ’bout that. Toilet paper. HA! Glad to see you back at this, even if you do need to resort to shaming me. It hasn’t stopped you before. So, go ahead with my blessing THIS TIME.

Great Scott!
Sadly, my pop culture knowledge apparently begins and ends with midnight movies, since most of the rest of this post is incomprehensible to me. [Except the Night’s Watch. I read those books.]
I’m happy to see you posting again!