Brody Jenner Explains Why Fivesomes Are 'a Nightmare'

Brody Jenner, the 31-year-old son of Caitlyn Jenner and former Kardashian step-sibling, has been a regular on four reality television series: The Princes of Malibu, The Hills, Bromance, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians. E! is currently airing his four-episode call-in show, Sex with Brody, an adaptation of The Brody Jenner Podcast with Dr. Mike Dow, which premiered in January 2014. Herewith, Jenner tells Esquire what he's learned about fame and fivesomes.

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Why should men go to you for sex advice?

Well, they're not just coming to me. The more you watch, the more you'll see that it's a whole panel up there—Dr. Mike Dow who is an actual sex therapist, and then [female comedian] Stevie Ryan. It isn't my show.

But your name's on it.

Well, it's called Sex with Brody, but the reality is it's also Dr. Mike Dow and Stevie Ryan. We all play just as much a part equally with the show. So, I've experienced it first-hand, whether it's just sex, relationships, things like that. Tough ones, good ones, whatever it is. And I also just know how to make light of a situation. They don't have to listen to my advice—they can take it if they want, or Stevie's advice—but that's why we have a doctor in there, so they can actually get the facts.

Do you like being on TV?

Honestly, the TV part of it, not necessarily. I really enjoy being behind the camera. A ton of projects I've done that are my most favorite projects would be where I actually executive produce and I'm behind the camera. There will be a time very shortly that I just might not be in front of the camera at all and I might just be behind the scenes. I love doing television, though. I don't necessarily love being in front of the camera.

What is it like being in a family where almost everyone's a TV personality?

Just like any other family. The exact same things happen. I don't treat my family any differently because they're on television. I've always had a problem grasping fame. I don't think I understand fame and I don't think I ever will. I think that anybody who thinks that they understand fame, they're doing it for the wrong reasons. I consider myself just as normal as anybody else.

What do you remember about getting "the sex talk"?

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I never really got the sex talk. I remember doing it, learning things in sexual education. The one thing I remember more than anything is make sure you wear a condom [laughs]. I think that's the one that everybody should remember. Besides that, I never really got the sex talk. Just had to go out there and learn for myself. My mom always just said, "Go have fun but make sure you use protection." I think that's the only thing you need to teach your children is just use protection, go have fun, don't go crazy. You want to be your kid's best friend, you don't want to be their parent. I think the best way to do that is just to let them learn from their mistakes on their own and not try to tell them what they can and can't do.

What advice do you have for grown men who want to have better sex tonight?

I would say to not be selfish. I would say to make sure you please whoever you're having sex with before you worry about yourself.

What have you learned about sex that you want to teach people?

I've learned that nobody's perfect. Nobody's perfect at it. Everybody makes mistakes and that's why during the awkward moments when you accidentally bump heads or hear weird noises you just have to go through it—it happens to everybody. It's all good.

Have you ever had a sex injury?

Thank God, no. I know that happens a lot, and we dabble in some of it on the show. No, I have not. And I've done 'em all. I think I say on the show, "My penis is pretty durable," 'cause I've done a lot of positions and I've never broken it. And I don't want to either.

What's a sex fantasy of yours that was a letdown in real life?

Having sex with multiple women at the same time. Well, a threesome's fun if you have two people that you're having a threesome with that actually [are] into each other. That's fun. I've had a couple threesomes in my life. And I was like, Okay, let's try more. One time I did have four girls and just myself, and that was absolutely too much. I was totally out of my league. It was just not that fun. It was a nightmare, actually. It was too much going on. You're doing, like, a puppet show. You're trying to take care of too many girls at once and there's one of you.

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What's left on your sex bucket list?

There's a lot of things left on my sex bucket list.

Really?

Well, I don't know, yeah! Of course, man.

I'm surprised to hear that. You said you've done everything.

I've done a lot. Everything, yeah right. Nobody can do everything. There's a ton of things out there that can happen. It's funny because everybody labels me as just some, like, freakazoid, like, sexaholic, that I've just slept with all of Hollywood. The reality is that I haven't, you know what I mean? Like everybody brings up The Hills and, "Oh you slept with all these girls on The Hills." Honestly? I didn't. I didn't sleep with a single one of these girls. So just because my life is out there in magazines and people will talk about me and make things up—you can't even defend yourself when these things come out. Yes, I've been with a few women in my life, and that's cool and just like anybody else would do at 23, 24 years old if you're on the number-one show on MTV and there's people throwing themselves at you. I'm no different than anybody else. I just had opportunities that some people don't have the opportunities to do. You know, I was on television.

I agree, and that's why I asked why your name's on the show. A lot of people have had a lot of sex.

Well, a lot of people didn't come up with the concept and spend two years of their lives putting it together and actually doing it. You come up with an idea but then it actually takes work to make it happen.

See, I didn't know it was your idea.

Oh yeah. I executive-produced the show [with his business partner], I created the show, I did everything. That's another thing that people don't realize about me is that I actually do work.

So what is one thing left on your sex bucket list?

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I'll leave that up to your imagination.

What's the most romantic thing that you've ever done for a woman?

God, see I've been asked this before and I just always get blown out on this. Like, I've done a lot of romantic things in my day. It's hard to hit 'em right off the bat. I've taken [a woman] on a private jet to Napa Valley, had dinner at private wineries and just being with your significant other. That's probably one of the most romantic things. And expensive.

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