Legolas: Here you are, nice juicy grass...
Bill: Oh geeze, grass, woohoo. Not like we're surrounded by it or anything, and you give it to me like you're doing me a favour, thanks ever so much. You're SUCH a good friend [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] *gobble gobble*

Horsy: Yes, the grass is good
Legolas: So you'll do it!
Horsy: No, i refuse to jump through the fire - no matter how much you feed me!
Legolas: Oh c'mon!
Horsy: Okay then, let's see YOU jump through it, i'll follow!

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And i know/ It's only in my mind/ That i'm talking to myself/ And not to him!

Gríma: "I wish I had a beard like that, just look at it blow in the wind...it makes him look so impressive...I'll bet that if I had a beard like that the women would flock to me and the men would obey my every command...just look at him...I'll bet under that beard he has a weak chin..."

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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

Right: I'm not sure. I was minding my own business, ruling my kingdom when a peddler comes along. He was selling rings and I thought 'ooh nice, man-rings' so I bought one. All of a sudden I'm dressed in these drab robes and hissing and riding all over the countryside looking for some punk named Packins, I mean Purser, no wait it's...oh sh*t I forgot. Anyhoo, what's your story?

Left: About the same. Want a smoke?

Right: No thanks. Kinda scared of fire after what that stupid king-in-hiding did.

Left: Allright, but you do know it takes care of that "sucking on lemons for a thousand years" look you've got going on.

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Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.