Amber Rose and Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikinis

To make up for the one-two punch of Snooki and Steven Tyler’s face, here’s Amber Rose AND Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis over the weekend. Think of this post as a delicious Ore– Hold on, the black guy in our office is waving his arms in the air telling me not to say that. Let’s try this again: Think of this post as a beautiful mulatto baby…

UPDATE: Apparently I missed an entire page of Alessandra shots that’s nothing but her ass which I’ve remedied starting here. As for the lack of giant Amber Rose butt, I can only assume the photographer on duty wanted to be both fired and made a mockery by his peers. There’s really no other explanation.