Did you hear about the retired proctologist? He spent 40 years saying "what's a place like this doing in a girl like you?"

leigh

Posted - 12/21/2018 : 10:09:17 Not sure how this list wouldn't include the greatest goal scorer of all time, Mike Bossy. His .762 goals per game would be a great compliment to Gretzky on the top line. Hull's big boomer, Gretzky's vision, and Bossy's ability to score in any fashion would be a potent combo. Sorry Gordie, love you man, but you're out.

Having said all that, I understand that Bossy wasn't a big Gretzky fan. Regardless, I'm sure it wouldn't matter once they start putting up the numbers.