Sunday, September 15, 2013

Old Stuff From the Duffel Blog

This is... as they say... some good shit (from yesterday's Duffel Blog):

WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady Michelle Obama has challenged Asma al-Assad,
wife of Syrian President Bashir al-Assad, to a sanctioned one night
Pay-Per-View match for control of Syria’s Weapons of Mass Destruction
(WMD).

“Asma al-Assad. Whatchagonnado when the Let’s Move! Coalition goes
wild on YOU?” said the First Lady to television cameras broadcast
worldwide. “I’ve been training for this day by eating healthy, being
active and signing up for email newsletters about community events. And
what have you been doing? Hiding in a bunker and not getting at least 30
minutes of exercise a day. WOOOH!”

Michelle Obama’s manager, Barack “The Bomba” Obama, stood by her side
making exaggerated head nods and shouting “uh, Oooooh Yesssss!” as the
First Lady spoke.

“That is why I am calling you out – next Saturday, in Geneva,
Switzerland LIVE on Pay-Per-View – to enter the ring for control of your
husband’s WMDs. No, cruise missiles, no chemical weapons, just you and
me, sister, and the thousands of Let’s Move! Maniacs at home cheering me
on, WOOOH!”