--------------------------------------------------------------------------------WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argumentabout who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do itbecause you get up first,

and then we don't have to wait as longto get our coffee.

The husband said, 'You are in chargeof cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is yourjob, and I can just wait for my coffee.'

Wife replies, 'No, you should doit, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.'

Husband replies, 'I can't believethat, show me.'

So she fetched the Bible, and opened theNew Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeedsays 'HEBREWS'--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were havingsome problems at home

and were giving each otherthe silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realizedthat the next day, he would need his wife to wake him

at 5:00 AM for an early morningbusiness flight.

Not wanting to be the firstto break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake me at 5:00AM .'

He left it where he knew shewould find it.

The next morning, the man wokeup, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious,he was about to go andsee why his wif e hadn'twakened him, whenhe noticed a piece of paper bythe bed.

The paper said, 'It is5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for thesekinds of contests.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

God may have created man before woman,but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece