For me it was Guns N' Roses. It was 1987/88 and I never wanted them to get bigger than mid-size clubs, and every time someone in my Grade 8 class began to sing 'Sweet Child Of Mine' or talk about them, I got angry. I was angry for the sole reason that they were MY band, and no one else's. Everyone has a band like that where they got too big and you thought they sold out or the people who started to like them weren't true fans like you. Faux Rawk fixes that, because the bands we have aren't real, so they can't get too big. You can sound as snooty as you like while proudly wearing your Faux Rawk shirt, listing off their fake debut album songlist. Marcus Ritchie / co-founder