Linux sucks?

„linux is completely legal to download and distribute”
not every distro in countries, where there are patents on algorithms, linux mint for example, gNewSense should be legal, also there many free software apps for windows

„you can download security update without worrying it will screw your system”
it depends on distro, more recent packages are less stable, you can’t have both

„with wine you will be able to play all your favorite games”
wine supports small subset of actuall windows games and apps, and if it runs it can often crash or run badly

„everything else [except apps and games run through wine] is so boring legal and free”
to have legal (in some countries) dvd playback you have to buy lindvd or codecs from fluendo, this applies to many codecs

„with compiz-fusion you will have amazing 3d eye candy”
but forget about watching videos with compiz enabled, and also check if your graphics card will run compiz