So the hatemail dubbed me THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!! (sic) So I will wear that with pride, cuntfuckers. It's like The Outlaw Josie Wales only better, right? I mean, did he have a fully capitalised THE, an extra-long dramatic pause, and two exclamation marks? No, he did not. Chickenshit.

Critique Groups: Open/Closed

Got an email the other day from a writer who's aiming to set up something similar to the GSFWC in their own town and wanted to pick my brains. He'd noticed it was an open workshop, run along Milford lines, but some of the people he's got interested in setting up a critique group are, it seems, a bit worried at the prospect of being swamped in dross--shoddy copyism and outright fanfic. So, he wanted to ask how we at the GSFWC handle new members. I wrote him back, basically as follows. Thought it was worth posting for the interest of others who might have similar questions. So...

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Dear X,

You might want to drop Neil Williamson a line too,
as he's sort of fallen into the role of official organiser--first
contact for new members, intermediary with the venue and whatnot--but
I'm happy to blather a bit about the workings meself.

So, the GSFWC is kind of an anarchist collective. Yeah, it's run along
the Milford lines: the story is posted on a Yahoo Group in advance for
everyone to download and read; on the night, we go round the circle one
by one, each member giving their critique; the critiquee has to stay
schtum unless asked a direct question; at the end, they get to rebut;
then we go to the pub, where they get a pint to make up for the ordeal,
and we all blether away.

And yep, it's an open door policy. Nobody really being in charge (no
secretary or treasurer or bollocks like that) is aimed at no internal
politicking, and that rules out controls on entry. If we had to debate
who got in, who didn't, that's where I think there's a risk of it all
going pear-shaped, becoming about the irrelevant social status stuff you
get with any such group, rather than the writing above all else. All we
really have is Neil Williamson acting as pointman, and a few long-standing members
like myself who'll make an effort to ensure that at least one of us is
along if another can't make it, in the event of a new member. Someone to
explain how it operates and such.

Neil tends to be the first line of contact, as most new members find us
via the website and drop him an email. The advice is usually to come
along and sit in on a session, see how it works. We meet in a room in a
church--pubs being too noisy, we've found--which costs £2 a head, but
for new members there's a "first time is free" policy. New members
should see from the session itself that it's no-nonsense... chatty
beforehand, but then sleeves up and down to business. We're not wholly
inflexible about the conch-style "X is speaking, so everyone else STFU"
structure, but if it gets a bit feisty, you want someone ready to
tactfully remind people that they've had their turn (or will have it
shortly.) "We can discuss that after in the pub," is a useful tactic.

In practice, we've evolved a sort of principle that once a speaker has finished,
if you've already spoken but something that person said sparks a realisation, a
polite "Oh, I meant to say that too," or "Can I just add something
quick?" is not verboten. But it has to be pithy as fuck. Us senior
members try and lead by example more than anything. (Though I'm probably one of the most fail-y when it comes to "Oh, I just thought of something else!")

We generally stress that there's no pressure to submit something
immediately; indeed, we encourage new members not to be too keen, to come
back for a few sessions and get a good sense of what they're in for. If
someone immediately wants to submit a work, that's maybe even a warning
sign, I'd say, that they're looking for validation rather than feedback.
Like, if it was the latter they'd want to gauge the quality of feedback
they'll get. Or they'd be more reticent about whether their work was of
a standard. Not sure why, but it just seems like the ones who sit in on
a session and immediately want to put something in... they tend to be
the ones least likely to fit in.

To be honest, we've had our share of hobbyists and cranks like that over
the years, but they tend not to stick around. I don't think we've ever
had anyone want to submit actual fanfic, but if that were to happen, it
would be outwith the remit: the aim of the GSFWC is explicitly to try
and push stories up to a professionally publishable standard, and fanfic
is automatically not professionally publishable by dint of copyright
issues. It's worth being upfront about that aim then. As I say though, I
can't think of any time we've had to veto a story on those grounds.

Otherwise, if new members are looking for the empty back-slapping of a
mutual masturbation society, they're in for a rude awakening. The ones
who bring in hobbyist drivel or therapeutic wank, they're not really
aspiring to create sellable work. They're not aspiring to create work readable by anyone other than themself. They don't really want the
Circle to help improve their work in that respect. They just want to
show their handful of poop and be told what a clever boy they are. The
simple way to deal with them: just critique the work as you would any
other.

You may need to talk around the fact that clearly the writer is a fucking mentalist, but a Mary Sue is a Mary Sue and bad fiction for
that reason. A personal symbology that's utterly inaccessible to another
reader cause it's based on the can of worms inside the writer's head...
that will make a story a failure, plain and simple. You can be tactful
if you want, but sometimes you just have to bite the bullet, be blunt
with stuff that's embarrassingly revelatory of a writer's nutjobbery,
and say, "Sorry, this reads as therapeutic writing. It reads like it's
processing personal stuff as an end in itself, not to engage with an
audience via narrative." A useful tack: "I don't see what market there
is for this." Again, it pays to be clear about the aim of professional
publication.

Ultimately, if someone brings in some crazy ass godawful derivative BDSM
Mary Sue which is unwittingly putting their personal dysfunction on
display, if you just tell them exactly how bad it is and why... you're
giving them the opposite of the validation they want. So they don't
stick around. The hobbyists and cranks are actively averse to honest
no-nonsense critique, and the worst are relying on the social
inhibitions of others, on people's natural reticence to say something
that might be hurtful.

For that reason: don't pussyfoot around it. If a work is so bad that
you're automatically a bit loathe to be completely honest in case you
hurt the writer's feelings, that's exactly when you want to be merciless.
No suger-coating or they'll use that as a get-out clause. Hell, if they
want validation, that's all they'll hear. So you don't give them it.
You're not there to coddle their ego, accommodate their insecurity. If
you give em no quarter, they'll quickly get the message and fuck off.

Actually, I'd say as long as you have one member ready to play the Bad
Man, that can be all it takes. "Hi, I'm Al, and I'm afraid I'll be the
Bad Man this evening." Others will cleave to a notion of constructive
critique, and actually I think it's best for that to be the default. You
might even go easy on a first-timer to see from their rebuttal whether
they're a lost cause. But if you really don't think they have anything
to contribute, someone just has to man up and give them the
no-holds-barred critique they so don't want to hear. Never personal.
Never empty dismissals like "shit." But if a writer is the type of
writer you don't want, the plain truth about their writing will drive
them away.

To be brutally ruthless about it, in fact, a few hobbyists and cranks
coming in now and then can actually be useful. A bunch of roughly
competent writers won't see the flaws in their own writing; that's why
they're only roughly competent and that's why you want a workshop in the
first place. But they may not be able to nail down the same flaws in
each other's writing either, because at a roughly competent level the
wrongness may be too subtle. With hobbyists and cranks, those flaws are
so blatant you can't miss them. So you learn from them what the
missteps are, and once you're attuned to them, you start to see them in
other writers at your own level, and then you start to see them in your
own work. The true benefit of a critique group, I've often argued, is
not the feedback you get but the feedback you give. Truth is, the
stories you fix on the basis of feedback may be improved, but the
stories you write once you've sharpened your own critical skills will be
a quantum leap better.

So if someone wants to bring their dreck to your workshop looking for
validation, I say let em. Chew them up and spit them out. Slice those
stories apart in an autopsy, without an iota of compunction, and learn
the anatomy of fiction as you do so. Let it be an object lesson to each
other as to what to expect. Be ready to take it as you dish it out.
Think of it this way: if you're loathe to be totally honest with the
dreck, are you sure you're not going to be pulling punches with each
other? If you can cut the crap, ditch the "supportive" cock-fluffing
with someone so oblivious of their incompetence that you feel like
you're kicking a puppy... well, then it's a piece of piss to do that
with your mate. It's a piece of piss for your mate to do that with you.
Which is what you should want.

An important point: some of those who bring dreck will not be just
looking for validation. They will be real writers who just don't know it
yet. They'll be cranks who're still looking at it as a hobby, but who
have a spark in them, a seed of something more. They'll be bugfuck
mentalists whose work is utterly impenetrable, who don't really expect
it to be published, but who somehow still think it's awesome, can't see why
it's shite. Where those looking for validation will just slink away
after a blunt critique, never to be seen again, these ones will be
galvanised into rethinking their entire approach: who am I writing for?
what am I writing for? how do I show these fuckers the awesomeness of
what I'm trying to do? Put them through the same crucible of brutally
honest critique and they might well be transformed.

Everybody is shite when they start. I'd say my own early stuff when I
started at the GSFWC was epically abysmal, failing on far more levels
than any number of new members we've seen over the years. First story I
ever submitted Bill King described as "bad Doctor Who fanfic." It wasn't
intended as such (I hated Who) but he was spot-on to nail it to the
wall like that. And if Bill hadn't put that bullet in the forehead of my
precious hobbyist ego, I daresay I'd have never got my shit together.

Ultimately, I can appreciate where closed critique groups are coming from,
and each to their own, but for my money, an open door policy is a good
thing. The occassional hobbyist crank is a feature, not a bug. If
nothing else, to be an icehearted motherfucker about it, they're good
practice, grist for the mill, and once in a while you actually end up
with a better writer than you might get if you were admitting only those
already roughly competent. Competence is about conforming to standards,
after all, some of which are conventional, some of which could do with
being challenged. With a closed door policy, you could be imposing
conformity, mediocrity. Fuck that shit.

So yeah, that's my tuppence worth. If you do have problems getting your
group off the ground, or if you just want to pop through for a look-see,
by all means come on through. I'm sure no one would mind you sitting in on a session,
and you'd be welcome to join us in the pub, chat with other members. I
am, as you can probably tell, one of the more opinionated members on
this stuff, with more of a "fuck em if they can't take it" attitude.
It's probably worth sounding out others to get their alternative
perspectives.

Friday, May 24, 2013

The Longest Con

The morality of the penitent.

The dogma that you can be a total cuntfucker and yet still earn eternal bliss if only you perform the prescribed rituals of obeisance.

To the honest man, it is surely baffling to see the pious cleave to a creed of such transparent ethical bankruptcy. But as any hustler knows, the softest mark is the amateur hustler. The easiest rube to grift is the rube who thinks they're grifting someone else. Dangle a way to game the system in front of them and they're yours. And the beauty of the long con of absolution is that, as with any such con, the mark can never admit that they've been scammed, because to do so would reveal their own chicanery. So the scam is protected from exposure.

Religion, the longest con of all, is the perfection of this hustle, the pitchman at the In-and-In performing and eliciting a buy-in of belief. Their very judgement invested, the sucker is taken for the faculty of ethical evaluation itself, can no longer recognise that they've been hoodwinked, let alone admit it to themself, let alone admit it to others. So those most wholly hornswoggled become shills in the next running of the swindle, willing accomplices of the confidence artist, the conviction they can never question lending sham legitimacy to the flimflam.

There are only shills, in fact, this long con having outlived whatever bunco steerer first began it, become a self-sustaining, self-propagating system requiring no magnificent bastard at the head of it all to run the show. The only sharpie at the apex of this predatory scheme is the system itself, its profit the very continued existence that it lures the mark with. Reaping eternity in the long con's endless self-reiteration, this is the Empire.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Story's End at the Edinburgh Fringe

Click through for the trailer cut together by Johnny Barrington from footage of the CCA gig, including some shots of Yours Truly from my film debut as Naked Crazy Pictish Hobo Writer. Don't worry, all the shots used here are SFW. But yes, that's me standing naked on a moor. On Skye. In January.

No doubt I'll link to listings and prices and places to buy tickets as and when, but for now all you need to know is Edinburgh Fringe, August 14th-18th, 11.30pm, at the Anatomy Theatre, Summerhall. You won't be disappointed.

UPDATE: Doh! Oh, so there is embed code for Vimeo. I managed to not find that when posting initially. So sod it, here ye go. No need to click through even.

KEITH: Look, Dougal, remember what I told you... those handsome young men over there
are far away. The ones over here are small. Far away...
small. Far away... small.DOUGAL: Gotcha, Keith.
KEITH: And why are they small, Dougal?
DOUGAL: Because they're midgets, Keith. They're sexy midgets.
KEITH: No, Dougal. Because they're boys. Jesus, Dougal, can ye not tell from the gym shorts?DOUGAL: Sure and I thought they were just sporty sexy midgets. Or midget acrobats. They're quite bendy when ye get them--KEITH: --No, Dougal. They're boys. And what don't we do with boys, Dougal?
DOUGAL: We don't tell their parents, Keith.
KEITH: That's right, Dougal--I mean, NO. No, we try not to touch them, Dougal.
DOUGAL: Pffft! Sure and we can try, Keith. But we're not very good at it, are we? Why, even yerself--KEITH: --I've told ye before, Dougal. That hand was only resting on Father Peter's arse. And it's not the same; Father Peter's a grown man anyways.DOUGAL: Sure and he's definitely not a midget, if ye know what I mean, Keith. He's quite sexy though, wouldn't ye say, Keith? You must've thought he was--KEITH: Look, Dougal. Father Peter isn't the subject under discussion. Can ye just try and remember that the ones in the gym shorts are not sexy midgets?DOUGAL: But what if they're not wearing gym shorts, Keith? I mean, if they're in the showers, Keith, how do I know they're not sexy midgets?KEITH: Well, Dougal, the midgets would have hair on--NO, enough, Dougal. We shouldn't even be talking about this. Sodomy's a sin, Dougal; ye know that, don't ye... especially with young boys?DOUGAL: Oh, yes, Keith. Sodomy's a sin.KEITH: And ye know what sodomy is, Dougal?DOUGAL: Oh, yes, Keith. KEITH: You remember the story of Sodom, Dougal? In the Bible.DOUGAL: Sure, Keith. That's an amaaaaazing story.KEITH: Ye know which story I'm talking about?DOUGAL: Oh, yes, Keith. That's my favourite one.
KEITH: Are ye sure ye remember it, Dougal? DOUGAL: How could I forget it, Keith? It's the best Bible story ever. Those two angels going undercover into Sodom, and killing all those bad people when they come for them. The way they shoot their way out at the end. [makes machinegun noises] When they're on the bus, and there's all the explosions!KEITH: Dougal, I don't think that's the right--DOUGAL: --And that bit where one angel pretends to be a baddie, and they're all sitting round the big table in the castle, and he has a notebook with all the names of the spy angels in it. Sure and it fools me every time, Keith. I always think he's secretly a baddie.KEITH: Dougal, that's Where Eagles Dare. You're thinking of Sir Richard Burton in Where Eagles Dare.DOUGAL: That's right, Keith. The Archangel Richard Burton. In Where Eagles Dare. That's an amaaaaaazing Bible story.KEITH: Dougal, that's not a Bible story. It's about Nazis.DOUGAL: But I thought we were Nazis, Keith. Like His Holiness. KEITH: No, Dougal, that was the last Pope. And I've told ye before... priests aren't Nazis.DOUGAL: But we wear black uniforms, Keith, just like the SS. And we hate the Jews and the homosexuals, don't we?KEITH: No, Dougal, how many times do I have to tell ye? We hate the sin, not the sinner. You do understand that, don't you, Dougal?DOUGAL: Oh, yes. Keith. Absolutely. Message received, loud and clear, Keith. Yes. I understand.KEITH: Do, you really, Dougal?DOUGAL: No, Keith.KEITH: [sighs] Oh, what are we going to do with you, Dougal?JACK: DRINK! FECK! ARSE! BOYS!KEITH: And just you stay out of this, Father Jack! You're the last one to be speaking on the sin of sodomy.JACK: FECK OFF!

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Dummies Indeed

Just a quick note to help clear something up publicly for a writer who emailed me earlier today, anxious about an accusation of plagiarism. As you'll see on the LiveJournal post linked, Alley Maxwell is a poet with a collection recently self-published via Lulu, THE FAULT OF NARCISSUS. One poem in this collection, "Auditory Hallucinations," contains the lines "where angels shatter angels / down like rain," which some automated doohickey, by the looks of it, matched to a line in something posted online back in 2008. Cue the linked LiveJournal post crying plagiarism on the basis of this match.

Cue the anxious email from Alley, worried that while she hadn't read any of my poetry, there might be some remote chance that she'd inadvertently appropriated a line of mine; if so, she'd very much like to know so she could address this, apologize and remove said material. The post doesn't specifically mention me, but at a quick glance the first screenshot is sourcing the matched line to a work called "Vellum," so I guessed Alley was familiar with my novel and worried that some exact phrasing had stuck in her mind, snuck into the poem.

So, kudos to Alley in the first instance for being a mensch about it, contacting me to check, and very clear in her desire to make amends if she was at fault in any way. But most importantly:

That line is definitely 100% NOT mine.

I didn't recognise it as a line in anything I've ever written, and while I do actually have an image of an angel shattering in ERRATA, I was pretty sure I wouldn't have ever had occasion to phrase something exactly that way. Still, my memory being shite, I double-checked with a Spotlight search on my MacBook, just to make sure. Nada. That exact phrasing does not occur anywhere in my writings, published or unpublished.

Curious about it then, I took a closer look at the LiveJournal post, realised the first screenshot had another line, "and thieves and hunting south and gravings," and that the "Vellum" the software was sourcing it to was actually a "vellumpoem." Given the use of "gravings" as keyword for a core conceit in the novel, that made for an obvious hypothesis: the software was actually picking up on a poem by a reader inspired by the novel, riffing on it in a wholly legitimate way. Given Alley's titling "Of Blood and Ink," the way these two substances are also key images in VELLUM, I wondered if perhaps the software was simply picking up on an earlier draft of her own work, published somewhere online.

Which is indeed the case, it seems. Alley has indeed read VELLUM, and she did indeed post work online way back when, and it's that which the plagiarism software picked up on. Alley is entirely innocent of plagiarising me, and far from being a victim of some shameless rip off on her part, I'm rather flattered to see the hints of influence in her imagery. Actually, I had a quick gander at the ToC of her collection and it looks rather intriguing. Seeing as I'm a huge fan of Guy Davenport and all, anyone who titles a work in Greek is alright by me.

So yeah, case closed as far as I'm concerned. The title of that LiveJournal post is apt, as the plagiarism software... that's the dummy in question. It clearly wasn't smart enough to know that the previously published work Alley was not infringing was in fact her own. And the moral of the story is: it would be smart to keep that in mind before throwing accusations about, if the person doing so doesn't want to look a bit foolish themself.

I'll also quietly point out that what likely is a copyright infringement is the presumably unauthorised publication of Alley's poem in that LiveJournal post. Just saying.

Sunday, May 05, 2013

Performative Morality

“Personally, I don’t believe that you can live an openly homosexual
lifestyle, or an openly, like premarital sex between heterosexuals. If
you’re openly living that type of lifestyle, then the Bible says you
will know them by their fruits. It says that, you know, that’s a sin. If
you’re openly living in unrepentant sin, whatever it may be, not just
homosexuality, whatever it maybe, I believe that’s walking in open
rebellion to God, and to Jesus Christ.”

-- Chris Broussard

Openly Living

It's telling that Broussard uses "openly" four times in his sour-minded cavilling at Jason Collins, the first out gay player active in the NBA--in pro sports in general in the US. It's telling that Broussard generalises to any "unrepentant sin, whatever it may be," in order to construct an additional sinfulness common to all sins committed thus, all sins committed openly. For Broussard there may be a sin of sodomy, and a sin of greed, and a sin of sneering at puppies, and a sin of saying "Jehovah" five times while looking in a mirror--or whatever--but what he chooses to focus on is not these specifics but the over-and-above-that sin of "open rebellion." Not even rebellion per se, but open rebellion.

Walking in Open Rebellion

To stride out of the closet! Not just to cower inside it, hidden, but to stride out, to be seen! This is the sin of an "insult to God" performed non-verbally, in gesture rather than in word. It's body language blasphemy. For a Broussard, it's not just the action in and of itself that is damnable; rather the more objectionable wrongness lies in the perception of that action by the moral authority, the outrage experienced by that moral authority to see its authority defied. It is the overtness of the challenge to moral authority Broussard bridles at in priggish sanctimony, whatever the sin, great or small, "whatever it may be, not just
homosexuality, whatever it maybe." A Broussard does not focus on the deed performed behind a closed door, but on the audacity of stepping out afterwards, wearing one's sin without shame.

Whatever It May Be

"Masturbation or murder?" one might ask. "Whatever," a Broussard will say, the differences of deeds swept from his regard, the deeds themselves erased in equivalence. Such details do not matter in the performative morality of those for whom ethical judgement is abrogated to the eye of the allotted arbiter(s). It's not like they understand the details, exactly why this is forbidden and that required--how can they, having abrogated ethical judgement? (Hence their acceptance of even the most absurd and arbitrary--even patently unjust--injunction.) It's only logical then that the imperative they focus on is not this or that proscription or prescription of this or that activity as set out in their patchwork rulebook, but the one clear and indisputable axiom, the prime directive that serves as linchpin to the rulebook itself: not to insult the arbiter with defiance. With that sin, whatever it may be, it is the conspicuousness that is for Broussard the locus of offense.

By Their Fruits

Note how Broussard twists the Biblical stance that the sinner will be apparent in the consequences of their actions. The idea that "you will know them by their fruits" is hardly difficult to comprehend. It's simplistic as ethics, but that by definition makes it simple: look to the practical impact of a person's behaviour, to the products of their attitude and beliefs, and where that impact is self-evidently negative, well, clearly that person's attitude and beliefs are flawed, fraught with the error of hamartia, the stumbling block of a skandalon--these the original Greek terms of the Gospels. For Broussard, this becomes: if you can look at them and see that they're doing something forbidden, that is a sin--the very fact that you can see them, "you know, that's a sin." His articulation is barely coherent, but what follows makes it clear. For Broussard, the "fruits" are not the negative consequences of an ethical failing, only the signifiers put out on display.

That Type of Lifestyle

It is an expedient blinder, this body language blasphemy, this sin of refusing to perform a morality one does not understand. Since a Broussard, having abrogated ethical judgement, always already does not understand the morality to be performed, a Broussard is bound to fail in following that inherently contradictory rulebook. But always already understanding this one thing--that above all else he must not openly defy morality--as long as a Broussard performs the correct "type of lifestyle" in that respect... well then, he is a good man in his faithful adherence, only a weak one. All specific sins are facilitated by this performative morality. As long as a Broussard is styling his life as pious in the performance of obedience, eschewing the overt display of defiance, he is at least not as damnable as the openly whatever.

In Unrepentant Sin

It is the Hypocrite's Gambit, this diversionary focus on the exterior, on the superfices of the lifestyle that enact propriety or impropriety. What is so convenient for a Broussard about performative morality is that the self-presentation serves as a shibboleth, a signifier of a baseline attitude either opposed to the Social Order or reverent of it. And dependent on this fundamental stance of impiety or piety, one's misdeeds become either characteristic or uncharacteristic. Even as the misdeeds of the openly sinful are seen as symptomatic of their impious defiance, that is to say, those of the hypocrite are cast as aberrations, fleeting failures of the essentially devout. If a Broussard surrenders to temptation, secretly and shamefully, still they can point to their willing spirit, to the profound piety that bedrocks their morality, their ardent fealty to the arbiter's authority; in weak flesh they may have failed, but they are not rebels, not "openly living in unrepentant sin." Not like that Collins character now flaunting the arbiter's axioms.

I Believe

This is what makes the Hypocrite's Gambit so effective, what makes a Broussard so secure in his folly: the performance is not aimed simply at deceiving the arbiter's gaze but at persuading the hypocrite himself of his own basic virtue. A Broussard could have sucked more cocks than Collins has ever seen in all his years in the locker rooms, and he'd likely still believe himself a better man because of his baseline attitude of unquestioning deference, every cringing twinge of shame paradoxically a proof of his righteousness. To stand tall in the performance of morality while crawling inside in abject self-mortification... this is exactly what the arbiter asks of us, as a Broussard understands it. Never mind what the Bible actually says about such self-delusions of propriety:

"Woe to you, teachers of
the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup
and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence. Blind Pharisee! First clean the inside of the cup and dish, and then the outside also will be clean. Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you
hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the
outside but on the inside are full of dead men's bones and everything
unclean. In the same way, on the outside you appear to people as righteous but on the inside you are full of hypocrisy and wickedness."