You know how on basic TV and cable, they have to re-edit or re-dub poetic words like “cunt, fuck, shit” in movies? Well, this past weekend FX played Snakes on a Plane and had to find a way to turn Samuel Jackson’s line, “I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane” into something a little more prude-friendly. Watch the clip above to see what phrases they invented. The genius responsible for this mess was really smoking the good shiitake and loving their monkey fightin’ job!

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