For 20 bucks, I'll tell you.
Point me to your profile (or send me up to 5 pictures). I'll
provide detailed
comments on 3 of the pictures (you can specify which 3, or
I'll pick), as well as an overall assessment of the strength
of the full set.

What makes me qualified
to do this? I am The Date Photographer, after all. I've looked
at thousands and thousands of profile pictures, and I know
which ones get results.

Am I just doing this to have you pay me to convince
you to hire me to take pictures of you? Sort of. If your pictures
don't work, I'll tell you. But if they do work, I'll tell you
that too. And either way, if you do hire The Date Photographer
to take more pictures of you, you get your $20 back.

Will I snark without mercy? No. You get a straight
up review, without any personal judgement. Which is more than
you can say about many of the people viewing your pictures.