• That the FBI spied on Sartre and Camus—particularly after it was revealed that Sartre was a member of the Fair Play for Cuba Committee along with Lee Harvey Oswald? ("Hoover needed to know if Existentialism and Absurdism were some kind of front for Communism.") —Kate Schmidt

• Scientists have found a way to keep condoms from impeding pleasure—and it's BEEF? —Sam Worley

• That the 16th-ranked Northern Illinois Huskies will try to extend their 10-0 record tonight in Toledo? (The end zones will be trampled: the Huskies score 45 points a game, Toledo averages 35, and the last time they met in Toledo, NIU won 63-60.) —Steve Bogira