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Jon Bois at SBNation has a long-running series of columns where he takes sports games and tests out improbable scenarios, and they're always really good. I think he might just have made his masterpiece though, where he kills basketball by making sure every new player for years to come is utterly terrible. I started losing it at the point where Barack Obama abolishes constitutional term limits, and by the time the gifs I arrived, I cracked up: