At that exact moment a hole opened up in space, sending down from it's ink black depths a thousand flaming meteorites headed downwards to Earth.

"I love doctor" TheDragonPrince whispered once more, his siren call echoing into the solar system and calling the flaming rocks of death ever closer to Earth.

They would never know, he thought peacefully to himself. They would never know what the joke was, for soon they would all be nothing but ash.

The last thing we would ever hear before our inescapable end was a faint whisper in the wind.

"I love doctor".

"But Doctor... Doctor Who? Please won't you tell me?" came the whispered cry of the city,

I looked down at them, in all their misery, like maggots feeding on a rotton corpse, desiring some, any knowledge that would help them.

"please! tell us!" they cried in unison. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down, and whisper 'No'"