The squishy robot is made by iRobot, the company that makes the Roomba, a sweeping robot, and Scooba, the mopbot that doesn’t work at my house.

I’m calling my shot: When this comes out, a hacker will get hold of it, re-program it, and unleash it on an unsuspecting world. It will eat people to get their credit card numbers, spit out the people, and then sell the data to the Russian mob.

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The squishy robot is made by iRobot, the company that makes the Roomba, a sweeping robot, and Scooba, the mopbot that doesn’t work at my house.

I’m calling my shot: When this comes out, a hacker will get hold of it, re-program it, and unleash it on an unsuspecting world. It will eat people to get their credit card numbers, spit out the people, and then sell the data to the Russian mob.

E-mail – for personal feedback/ Twitter – for live hilarity delivered to your phone or desktop/ Forum – if you can’t get your comments published here/ Archives – for fast access to previous entries