There is no raisen in the world big enough to appease this bunny! As I bring my masters their super-extra-special treaties this morning, I pray never to have to face such disapproval - or that sneer - Wait, is this the dreaded sneerdis? Must find more treaties....

The combination of the bunliner and the downturned mouth is making shiver.Quick, parsley, crackers, carrot tops, pillows to shred and the tips of new blades of grass and maybe we will not have seen our last sunrise.

And now we take you live to the Most Intense Disapproval Trials. Pepper has bested an impressive field of disapproving buns, and is currently in the lead. Cinnamon is expected to log a scathing disapproval in Sunday's heats, but it looks like Pepper is the bun to beat.

Coming up on the next Episode of America's Most Disapproving Rabbit: Will Pepper's scorching disapproval intimidate the others? Will Cinnamon dip into her bunclear stash and unleash unthinkable kilobuns of disapproval in retaliation and reclaim top spot? Stay tuned for all the ears back, eyes squinted, pursed lipped disapprovals ever seen!

Well, my fellow followers of all things rabbit shaped and disapproving, I can assure you that the sheer, titanic scale of Pepper's disapproval has not lost any of it's magnitude on it's way to England.

I am quaking, nay, begging for mercy!

I think I might send a copy to Gordon Brown (yes, silly man who thinks he, ahem, runs this country) to let him know how we feel about the mess he's made of things: