New
Elements

Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at
nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very
bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and
precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great
amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a
better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion
of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as
easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get.
Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when
mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time.
Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are
able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and
begins to smell.