A kid took a fetal pig during pig dissection, put a napkin on it as a cape, wrote "super pig" on it, then threw it out the window onto the greenhouse below, yelling "super pig, blast off!". He failed the pig lab

I'd ask him if I could get some sort of Matrix-esque socket built into my brain so that I could just plug a USB stick into it and download **** into my memory so I didn't have to revise. I'd probably run out of hard drive space and end up deleting How_To_Walk.exe and Bladder_Control.bat, so I guess it's not such a good idea.

I'd say please don't let me die cause' if you read the Bible and I have, you'll see that if you actually saw God in reality, you'd die!! Remember Moses and the Burning Bush... he had to shield his eyes and take off his sandals, and that was just God's voice that he heared. Gos is too powerful for me and my snively nose!

I'd say please don't let me die cause' if you read the Bible and I have, you'll see that if you actually saw God in reality, you'd die!! Remember Moses and the Burning Bush... he had to shield his eyes and take off his sandals, and that was just God's voice that he heared. Gos is too powerful for me and my snively nose!

Ahh dude are you going to say how much you think God is terrible cause' he did sooo many bad things? He stole all the little children and planted them in his garden in Heaven. He let his son be tortured to death on a stake. He created humans in this terrible state we're in... and

If you have read the Bible and still think he's venegful for all the wrong reasons, then thats cool? Why bother thinking bad of him when you can think happy thoughts... like the rainbow just posted... ahh well.

Who created the ears that help you here and enjoy music? Who gave you the hands to play guitar with? Besides your parents? Evolution? Did it all just explode and woah...! Whats this? Are these hands and ears and can I love... wow?!

Well yea your right, it was. But if you saw a hella big light burning a bush and a huge voice coming from the sky, anyone would kneel down and shield themselves. Moses knew the way in which God was. He knew that respect, like you say, was needed and care was expected of him.

Ahh dude are you going to say how much you think God is terrible cause' he did sooo many bad things? He stole all the little children and planted them in his garden in Heaven. He let his son be tortured to death on a stake. He created humans in this terrible state we're in... and

If you have read the Bible and still think he's venegful for all the wrong reasons, then thats cool? Why bother thinking bad of him when you can think happy thoughts... like the rainbow just posted... ahh well.

Who created the ears that help you here and enjoy music? Who gave you the hands to play guitar with? Besides your parents? Evolution? Did it all just explode and woah...! Whats this? Are these hands and ears and can I love... wow?!

I'm going to worship Satan. Statistically, there's about 200,000% less chance of him killing me.