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A local 9th grade dropout makes a video paying the ultimate tribute to a rivalry that extends back to biblical times - The Iron Bowl. The Iron Bowl was a collegiate football game invented by Hernando de Soto in the year 1537. This massive, traditional, event of biblical proportions pits the Alabama Fighting Pachyderms against the vicious Auburn Feral Polecats. It's currently the 3rd largest event in the world (behind the men's 1988 Olympics Basketball match and the 1991 Louisiana Bass Fishing Open). Over 200 men have died while participating in the Bowl Game since 1951. Alabama is expected to be the underdog in the 2014 season after Auburn recruited true-freshman quarter back Charles Manson, sophmore defensive end Bernie Madoff, and redshirt freshman fullback Orenthal James Simpson. Alabama's theme and motto this year will be Kenny Chesney (after the previous 2013's theme of Usher and Will-I-Am). The season opener will February 13 2015 and is expected to draw a crowd of 1000+. Alabama Offensive Coordinator, Nick Saban is rumored to be switching from his usual Starter Polo Pull-Over to a new French-Cut Under Armour brand V-neck over an off-white poly/cotton-blend turtleneck-style shirt. 2014 is shaping up to be a quite a year for the 2 most famous college football teams located in Tuscaloosa and Auburn. Get ready for the all of the Dorito's "Play Of The Game"s and the AT&T sponsored 1st down graphics and Home Depot "Most Valuable Player"s and Taco Bell "Huddle Cam"s!!!!! « less