EVENTS

The giraffe song (not the unicorn song)

Over on “Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)“, there is an unfair contest going on. Unfair, because (apparently) GrrlScientist likes graphics. “Please show us in a picture because as they say, a picture is worth a thousand words”, she says. Hmph. I have only 345 words for her:

A long time ago, if you check the graphs,There were more kinds of animals, and that’s just giraffes!They played around with brontosaurs, and even T. rex,And don’t you forget that they had long necks.

There were six giraffe species, or maybe moreA much different story than we thought beforeAs many as eleven, so there’d better be spaceOr wise old Noah is a big disgrace.

When God said to Noah “time to make me an ark”The animals lined up for the chance to embarkThe cats, and rats, and elephants, two by twosHeard the astounding news:

There were six giraffe species, or maybe moreA much different story than we thought beforeAs many as eleven, so there’d better be spaceOr wise old Noah is a big disgrace.

Old Noah was puzzled—he’d planned for just two—But now there were many; so, what should he do?He looked at his list, to check who stays and goesAnd just what do you suppose?

There were six giraffe species, or maybe moreA much different story than he thought beforeAs many as eleven, so there’d better be spaceOr wise old Noah is a big disgrace.

You remember the song; you remember it claimsThat the unicorns were hiding, playing silly gamesThe truth is that God has incompetent staff,And each one thought “a giraffe’s a giraffe”

But no, there were six giraffe species, or maybe moreA much different story than we thought beforeAs many as eleven, so there’d better be spaceOr that pinhead Noah is a big disgrace.

The unicorns were there—You could hear their laughs—But the trick is, they got there behind the giraffes!Old Noah screwed up, and someone had to pay….And that’s why you’ll never see a Unicorn, to this very day.

You’ll see six giraffe species, or maybe moreA much different story than we thought beforeAs many as eleven, so there had to be spaceAnd old man Noah is a big disgrace.

(to the tune of “the unicorn song”, by the incredible Shel Silverstein. Like I had to tell you…)