I been that drunk! I remember fucking up I smoked a lot of weed and was drinking beer and we were at this out door concert! I got the munches and fucked up I ate I don't no how many chili dogs it was a lot!!! And bam my stomach started really hurting! I mean bad! And this place only had those ports toilets??!! And the lines were long!! And I'm standing there hurting? And my stomach is making loud enough noises that the people in front of me are turning and looking and the people behind me are backing up away from me!!! By the time I got my turn to go in and shit my guts out!!! I open the door dropped my pants but I didn't make it down on to the toilet seat I exploded all over the place!!all over the seat walls every where!! And it was a wet chunky slimy stinking fucking goddam yellow fucking shit!!! Whew!and to add insult to injury? There wasn't any fucking thing to wipe my stinking ass!! So fuck it I pulled up my pride I mean my britches! Open the door and got the fuck out of there quick before the line that was waiting to go in got a good look at me and beat the rest of the shit out of me!!! Yeah boy!!!!!