Category Archives: Family Guy Hentai Stories

At The Psychiatrists office. Brian was lying on the
couch and the doctor was sitting in a Lazy-Boy with a clipboard was
in one hand and a pen in the other.

Well Brian, it sounds like You need a vacation.
said the doctor.

A Vacation? I Cant take a Vacation. Peter, Lois,
Meg, Chris, and Stewie need me.

Do they Brian? I think your family can to very well
without you. Im not trying to be mean Brian.

Huh, That makes a little sense alright I do it.

Thats Good Brian The Doctor looked at his
watch. Well Time is up Brian I am canceling Our appointment for
next week so you can have a full week of rest and relaxation. They
shuck hands And Brian drove back to The Griffin House hold. Chris and
Peter were taking down the Easter Decorations. Lois was bringing out
lemonade.

Peter and Lois had a terrible fight about Brian
hitting Stewie in his football shaped head. Peter, Brian had
no right, Stewie shouldnt hurt Brians feeling like that.
Stewie decided to interrupt the conversation Dear god, hes a
freaking retarded dog and he doesnt belong here, Whats a
dumb kid like you doing here, you couldnt shut up if you were paid
1 million dollars Stewie Poo! Brian was angry with what Stewie had
to say. Slowly the familys falling apart, Im gonna die in
misery! Meg added to the fire. She was crying and very helpless.
Lois directed to Peter Shut up, Meg, Stewie and I are leaving. You
can take care of Brian and Chris you lazy bum. I wont
interfere with them trying to get things done Peter snickered
back. Thats it, Im sick of your idiotic words and gestures.
Lois left in the new Chrysler van she bought (without Peter). Mom,
what are we going to do? Meg was still crying and sounded like she
was being murdered. What big crock of crap Meg, like you care
Peter, Chris and Brian are gone. How rude of you, Stewart
doesnt talk to Megan like that. Lois was very frustrated at
this point. Ugh, I hate this crap, thank god Brians gone, and
couldnt stand that hideous dog. The rest of the ride was quiet.
Lois decided to take Meg and Stewie to McDonalds. What do you
want Meg? A Big Mac and large coke she replied.

Stewie: Are you an ass?
This is the perfect time to get Stewie and the Cowtones back
together.

Flash Back Starts
Stewie Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her
on my CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001

Peter, get out of the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn shower. He thought to himself.

Peter got out of the shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.

Peter went into their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.

Stewie
Warm out today, warm yesterday, even warmer today. Met her on my
CB said her name was Venie sounded like an Angel come to earth
Cowtones come to earth Stewie When I went to meet her, man
you should have seen her twice as tall as me three times the Girth
Cowtones Three times the Girth Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat Cowtones Loves to eat Stewie A big ol Buddha belly
and her breast swing past her feet Stewie My fat baby loves to
eat, My big ol fat ass baby loves to eat. Song from
episode To Love and Die in Dixie Aired November 15, 2001

Crowd:
Yea, Go, Alright

Music
Agent: Hi, Stewie is it? I saw you up there tonight, and you were
like a star. I would like to sign you to Jibe Records.

Quagmire took Stewie
inside and sat him down on the couch. Quagmire stood in the middle of
the room and started to scratch his neck. Wow. Ive never had to
take care of a kid before. Umm what do babies like to do? I know.
Well watch an educational video.

Quagmire went inside
his closet and a bunch of sex toys fell out. Pink fuzzy handcuffs,
black whips, and other things. Then quagmire picked up a red video
tap. Alright! Stewie just sit back and relax. Oh yeah here little
buddy. Quagmire handed Stewie some hand lotion. Stewie looked at
the bottle with a confused look on his face. What in Gods name
am I supposed to do with this?

The television turned
on and a blonde woman with a white lab coat came on the screen. Hey
there big boy. Do you want to learn some science? Well you came to
the right place. Were going to learn about the reproductive system
and about the human body. First lesson. When you see a pair of
these, the woman pull the lab coat down and showed a pair of C
boobs, you take this then she showed a picture of a penis,
and some lotion. Take your hand and make a hole with your hand and
wrap it around your penis and move your hand up and down.

Peter, get out of
the shower or youll miss breakfast. Lois called. Fine, I be
down in a minute, He yelled back. Gees, cant a man get a damn
shower. He thought to himself.

Peter got out of the
shower and got the towel. Then he hard and RIP. The he turned around
and his eyes got big. Ummmmm, Lois I ripped the towel. Peter
shouted. Damnit! Lois said to herself. Well, putt it in the trash
and Ill burn it later. She shouted back.

Peter went into
their bedroom and got dressed and went down to eat. Every thing was
normal. Chris hiding from his monkey, Meg looking at Brad Pitt and
Johnny Dep and Stewie planning a way to get rid of Lois. Peter sat
down and look at something in the article. Hey listen to this Brad
Pitt is gay (He is not gay ok). Then Meg started to cry and went up
stairs. Gees, what the hell is her problem? Peter said.