Category Archives: J Woww

I don’t like J Woww at all. Her face annoys me, she really thinks she is cute. But she isn’t. AT ALL! She has an ok body, but her tits are as fake as a plastic barbie dolls. Her face as you can see, looks like a fat girls face on a average girls body. No clue why people care about her, but for those who do. Here, enjoy. I’m off to look at some zombie chicks pictures so I don’t have nightmares of J Woww tonight.

J Woww can wear as much makeup as she wants to cover up that hideous face of hers. No one is fooled by that. We’ve seen her on Jersey Shore, we know she looks absolutely horrific without all that makeup, and still looks less than average with it. So, umm, yeah. Perhaps she knows it, perhaps she really believes she’s hot. One or the other. Fail.

Umm, wtf? Does she REALLY think she looks hot? Because she looks frickin busted! Beyond busted, she looks horrific. Those big fake tits aren’t helping that busted face at all. I’ve seen her done up as well, she still looks busted, that crap don’t help when you got a face that looks like she could put on a viking hat and conquer half of Europe.

Was this an online poll? Because this has to be one of the biggest jokes I’ve ever heard in my life. Perhaps she tweeted daily in hopes of getting votes? Perhaps the system was double counting votes for her just to be kind and was just to kind. If she’s one of the top 100 hottest girls around, then I can’t wait until my superpower heroes kick in. Because that would be equally as baffling.