For the past few days, we've seen nothing but hints about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's reported impending wedding in Italy, and we're sure it's been the same with you. So what's the deal?

Well, here's what we've heard:

Nuptials near Naples?: The wedding, which was rumored to be happening over the summer at a private estate, is now thought to be happening this week outside of Naples, Italy, New York Post's Page Six says. Now to us, "this week" is a really broad interpretation, but either way, Page Six says that the "tiny town" in which the two are rumored to tie the knot was picked because "it is their favorite place, a location that is very special to both of them." We don't think it could be special because of engagement reasons - word had it Timberlake popped the question last year in Montana.

Celebration time already?: According to Us Weekly, wedding guests have already landed and are rumored to have joined the Hollywood sweethearts at a pre-wedding beach party in southern Italy earlier this week. Reported attendees include Andy Samberg, Jessica Biel's "7th Heaven" co-star Beverley Mitchell, and music manager Johnny Wright.

JT and JB pre-party in style: If this report is true, we applaud this couple's swagger. According to E!, the Timberlake-Biel party went on the move from a swanky beachfront hotel to the privacy of a grotto in Lama Del Trappeto. Guests are said to have snacked on local olives, ricotta and wine as they reclined around open fires and took in local folk songs and dancing.

The guest list: Reportedly, there will be "a few hundred guests," which just might include Timbaland, Timberlake's 'N Sync pal Chris Kirkpatrick and Rob Knox. The maid of honor is thought to be one of Biel's longtime best buds.

It all sounds pretty fancy, but considering how secretive both stars have been about this stage of their relationship we're reserving some skepticism.

They both seem to have soaked up smart advice for their future marriage. "The best thing I learned from [my parents] is that you have to put your relationship first. It is really easy to let that go by the wayside," Biel told InStyle this summer. "Justin and I have a rule that we don't let a certain amount of time go by without seeing each other, but it doesn't always work. But from here on out, I want to participate in making smart choices for the relationship."

They're young, good looking and in Hollywood...why in the world are they getting married? That's pretty stupid and I say that because of those first three things I mentioned. This will not last and I guarantee this 100%. Why would they not just commit themselves to each other without getting married since this will not last. They're in love...they do not love each other.