Dear strong Bad,I've been wondering what clothing brands there are in Free Country, USA. Where I am, we have Hollister, Aeropostale, Element, DC, and so on.

Your (not-quite) pal

Josh

Raleigh, North Carolina.

I don't think they could do that, mostly due to copyright issues.

I sent this one a while back:

Dear Strong Bad, I've noticed that you don't seem to have that many books lying around your house. In fact, the only literature I've ever seen you read is your e-mails! So please tell me, what are some of your favorite books?

-ifhgsfj

My friend (from a different forum) sent this a while ago. (THIS MESSAGE IS CENSORED BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE BANNED)

Dear Strong Bad,

As of today I have done many things that I should confess. This morning I drowned my wife in the pool. Then I killed my daughter by choking her to death because she was a witness. I disposed of their bodies by burning them and now I have to find the guy who was cheating on her. But as of now, I have the feeling that I should just kill myself for all of the things that I have done. Now the question may seem obvious now: what's your least favorite buffet and why?

Dear strong Bad,I've been wondering what clothing brands there are in Free Country, USA. Where I am, we have Hollister, Aeropostale, Element, DC, and so on.

Your (not-quite) pal

Josh

Raleigh, North Carolina.

I don't think they could do that, mostly due to copyright issues.

I sent this one a while back:

Dear Strong Bad, I've noticed that you don't seem to have that many books lying around your house. In fact, the only literature I've ever seen you read is your e-mails! So please tell me, what are some of your favorite books?

-ifhgsfj

My friend (from a different forum) sent this a while ago. (THIS MESSAGE IS CENSORED BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE BANNED)

Dear Strong Bad,

As of today I have done many things that I should confess. This morning I drowned my wife in the pool. Then I killed my daughter by choking her to death because she was a witness. I disposed of their bodies by burning them and now I have to find the guy who was cheating on her. But as of now, I have the feeling that I should just kill myself for all of the things that I have done. Now the question may seem obvious now: what's your least favorite buffet and why?

From,Jake Geor-

Ok, my idea sucks. on a slightly unrelated note, Tell me, TELL ME!!!! that the stuff at the beginning of the email isn't true. By email, I mean your friend's one.

_________________"My name's Millions and I'm a son of a Chipwich!"-Homsar

I sent this one to Strong BadYesterday, I was behind Bubs' place when I heard Homestar Runner talking about how he secretly loves you! I think you should know before, something, happens. Cause, I care about you SB but, I care about Strong Sad more, so tell him I love him also. Stay Alert, Flare the Dragoness

I sent this one to Homestar Yesterday, I was behind Bubs' place when I heard Strong Bad talking about how he secretly loves you! I think you should know before, something, happens. Cause, I care about you HR but, I care about Strong Sad more, so tell him I love him also. Stay Alert, Flare the Dragoness

I sent this one to Strong BadYesterday, I was behind Bubs' place when I heard Homestar Runner talking about how he secretly loves you! I think you should know before, something, happens. Cause, I care about you SB but, I care about Strong Sad more, so tell him I love him also. Stay Alert, Flare the Dragoness

I sent this one to Homestar Yesterday, I was behind Bubs' place when I heard Strong Bad talking about how he secretly loves you! I think you should know before, something, happens. Cause, I care about you HR but, I care about Strong Sad more, so tell him I love him also. Stay Alert, Flare the Dragoness

I'm a little scared.

_________________If there are two things I know about the Homestar Runner, is that everyone loves the him, AND he's a terrific athlete.Oh, uh... POINTY ELBOWS AAAND LOTS OF LIGHTNING!!!

I sent this one to Strong BadYesterday, I was behind Bubs' place when I heard Homestar Runner talking about how he secretly loves you! I think you should know before, something, happens. Cause, I care about you SB but, I care about Strong Sad more, so tell him I love him also. Stay Alert, Flare the Dragoness

I sent this one to Homestar Yesterday, I was behind Bubs' place when I heard Strong Bad talking about how he secretly loves you! I think you should know before, something, happens. Cause, I care about you HR but, I care about Strong Sad more, so tell him I love him also. Stay Alert, Flare the Dragoness

I sent this one to Strong BadYesterday, I was behind Bubs' place when I heard Homestar Runner talking about how he secretly loves you! I think you should know before, something, happens. Cause, I care about you SB but, I care about Strong Sad more, so tell him I love him also. Stay Alert, Flare the Dragoness

I sent this one to Homestar Yesterday, I was behind Bubs' place when I heard Strong Bad talking about how he secretly loves you! I think you should know before, something, happens. Cause, I care about you HR but, I care about Strong Sad more, so tell him I love him also. Stay Alert, Flare the Dragoness

I sent like, three last night. subject: coach z reptileHey Strong Bad,I was wondering if Coach Z was reptilian in any way? Because he looks like a lizard of some sort. And those are hot.Sincerly, Strong Mads evil twin sister

subject: strong sads clothesDear Strong Bad,I noticed your little brother, Strong Sad, has previously said that he doesn't wear clothes. If this be true, then why can't we "see anything", if you catch my drift. I mean, is he wearing pants? He obviously doesn't wear a shirt, but...Strong Sads only female fan, Flare

subject: fireHowdy SB,I want to know if youve ever started a fire. If so what, where, and on whom? With Luv, Flare

"Dear Awesome Strong Bad,Can you shoot fire or lightning out of the diamond on your head? Maybe even some giant awesome beam! I know a few years ago you opened a Cold One with your diamond, but I wanna see if it can do something else.

subject: strong sads clothesDear Strong Bad,I noticed your little brother, Strong Sad, has previously said that he doesn't wear clothes. If this be true, then why can't we "see anything", if you catch my drift. I mean, is he wearing pants? He obviously doesn't wear a shirt, but...Strong Sads only female fan, Flare

yeah i imagine he probably wears pa-- i mean, soolnds. he's always wining that he doesn't have elephant feet. i think he got them because they were the only pants big and baggy enough to hide his REAL LEGS. dude, im tellin ya, sketch book, strong glad, REAL MAN!

_________________IM AN ABOMINATION! AND IM COMIN TO YOUR HOUSE AFTER SKEEEEWL!

I sent two. The first e-mail doesn't actually apply to me, I just wanted to make a funny one. The second one actually applies...I guess.

Email one: "Programmer"

E-mail song:

Dear Strong Bad,

I'm a computer programmer. Everyone hates me. Could you help me get girls?

From Loveless, PA.

And my imaginary reply to that is...

E-mail Song: "Dear Strong Bad, Check Your E-mail."

*reads through letter and at the "PA", he pronounces it as "Pah"

"Well, Lovelegs, the first thing to do is have a cool car."

*cuts to a scene with SB at a car*

"So, honey-bunch-baby-cakes you wanna go to the movies?"

*cuts back to computer*

"Another thing you should do is show off your abs."

*shows Strong Bad with abs* "OH! CHECK THOSE ABS OUT!""

*back to computer*

"Oh, one more thing. None of this stuff will help. Because I'm the only woman attractor! See ya next time! Oh, I gotta go!" *leaves*

EDIT: Watch my DS animation of Strong Bad's reply to this e-mail! Just click HEREAnd a much more simple e-mail with no imaginary reply: "The Cheat's Hands"

Dear Strong Bad,

Never mind how you type with boxing gloves, how does The Cheat type with those flipper hands? How does Homestar type without arms? Also, why are you so nice to The Cheat? I mean, don't you think he uses you? What benefit do you have with him? I mean, every time he helps you cheat, you get caught. But I still like the squeaky cheese wedge.

Keep Rockin,

Dart

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Let's see here...I made three.One asked what SB would do if he had a cold, (I, ironaclly, was sick then) another one asked why he hadn't been answering e-mails for awhile, and the other one asked what other Video Game companies he had.They were all sent inbetween 200-201.

I sent him one asking what it is like in the nearest town (thinking (hoping) he would do a kind of parallel universe thing with a, like, cage wrestler who types a Q&A on a typewriter for example.)My other one asks if he had an unlimited amount of money, what would he make his ultimate guitar.Edit: Just sent another;

Dear Strong Badminton,Have you ever had someone follow you around like a puppy and make weird remarks as an attempt to impress you, or try to get on your good sideHuzzah!Monsieur Disqutte.And.Dear Strong Bad,EXPLOSION!!!!!from myself[/quote]

Uhh...dude...chances are if her answers it, hes gonna lie about that Marzipan did it once. Or better---Homestar. LOL!!!!