At this point, I decided anyone can just look at a sk8ers stats and see what they are.
Therefore this section is now reserved only for commentary.

Kareem Campbell

Word up, yo. Kareem is back from da hood and he's about to kick all y'all's asses.I think
that's the most offensive thing I put on this shrine.Let me just say that I have nothing against Kareem, and hope he harbours no ill feelings towards me.

Rune Glifberg

This guy is pretty cool, and even his name is cool. He's pretty good too. Yeah, that's about all I
have to say about him.

Eric Koston

He has a yellow shirt. I think that says everything you need to know about him right there.

Bucky Lasek

Uh, to be honest, I didn't even know this guy was in the game until I started writing this. ^^;

Rodney Mullen

Now THIS guy kicks ass! Download some of his videos off KaZaA or something.His skateboarding
is a thing of beauty.

Chad Muska

Man, in THPS4, this guy is such a wigger. But this isn't THPS4. Anyway, he's also pretty cool.

Andrew Reynolds

I kinda like this guy, he's ok but not great, but everyone's the same once you power them up
anyway.

Geoff Rowley

I love this guy! :D :D :D He's always the first guy I play in Tony Hawk games* and he's so cool!
Plus he's from England!

Elissa Steamer

One time I was at GameFAQs and someone made a topic asking for Elissa Steamer porn. I think I was
scarred for life at the thought of that.

Jamie Thomas

He is also good to use. And use him you should. Stay away from my Geoff.

* that is, he was the first guy I used until I got a Create a Sk8er option in THPS4
that let you make females, so I played Avril Lavigne instead.