Bad Music

JPop: Bad, but fun. This gives me the urge to jump around with a manga-size grin. It’s so insanely stupidly happy that the artless, disposable soulless side of it is forgivable. I love the tune on the Molly, Star-Racer trailer.

Gabber/Hardcore: The worst music ever, made worse by drunken aggressive morons in shell suits shouting over the top, and then being played in an antisocial way (personal stereo, boy racer car, a garden a mile away, always too loud). The infected zombies in ‘28 Days Later’ were probably listening to this on personal stereos.