Female coworker #1: I’m sure *Mark hates being the only guy on these smoke breaks; especially when we start talking about our vagina issues.Female coworker #2: That’s how I feel when y’all talk about football. Football is my vagina.

Coworker: You have kids?New guy: Yeah, two. You?Coworker: No, but we started trying.New guy: Are you kidding? This is the greatest time of your life. I know a guy whose wife did all role playing–you know–when they were trying. Said he never had better sex…ever!Coworker: (blushes).