I visit your website usually once a day, that's how i knew you went to the convention and why i asked how it was. I was so happy that you had an actual adventure that I thought we could actually discuss it without the whole semi-famous people thing. I didn't need the link to the pages.

Ok. so when we were waiting in line for <a href="http://fuzzball.keenspace.com/con/comicon2.html"> Mind Cheescake</a> (by waiting in line I mean being the only ones there while she was away, strangling kittens or whatever it is non-celebrities do when no one is watching).
Each booth was basically just a table in front of a curtain, and they were separated by little rails made of PVC pipe. After we'd been waiting a few minutes I looked over at the booth next to us where some middle-aged man was sitting by himself, surrounded by glossy photos of a little boy in "old fashioned" clothing. The banner said something like "MEET DISNEY'S TOM SAWYER".

He paused for minute, apparently trying to find a story that would appeal to us kids today.

Tom Sawyer Guy: "Well, I gave Jody Foster her first on-screen kiss!"
Me: "Really?"
Tom Sawyer Guy: "Yup."
Me: Cool...
Tom Sawyer Guy: ...
Me:...
Tom Sawyer Guy: "When she won her first Academy Award, I sent her two dozen roses, but she never sent anything back. When she won her SECOND Academy Award, I sent her a fax saying 'Hey I sent you some roses last time, never got a reply. Hope to talk to you soon."
Then I got a response...from her SECRETARY saying that Jody got the roses and she had appreciated them. So we're still good friends. All I need to do is kill Ronald Reagan and we can live happily ever after."