Chad managed to fry all the servers by turning off the A/C in the tech room for a week. The Polifier said he trying to "save money". It'll cost a hundred grand to replace them.

I appreciate you using a magnet to retrieve my thumbdrive from the heating vent, Zodi, but do you understand how that might Polify all the data on it?

I knew something was wrong, so I double-checked with the crew. Turns out Paul the Polack chose the wrong fuckin cement for those tiles, and the whole floor's completely Polified. We have to rip up the whole goddamn thing and do it over.