The River Story presenting All Singing, All Dancing Moments with Marchioness Lincoln

Description

This pouring presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the bending story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a wailing rendition of the Endor Address by a feathered replica of President Lincoln.

Touring Advice

If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this ride with a funny hat on.

Warnings

Minimum height 29".

Expectant mothers will probably want to use the restroom first.

For your safety, you should be free from skimpy clothing or hip complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.

No babies or drinks permitted.

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