But you people buy some weird shit. These posts are comforting because it shows me how normal I am compared to you based on our thoughtful purchases. I've been striving for normal all these years and finally I can go, okay that is an odd thing to buy.

It reminds me of that time the guy was busted for sending human head via UPS and they asked they guy, "Why the fuck did you do that?" And without hesitation he answered defensively and defiantly, "Because FedEx charges an arm and a leg."

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