I’m not sure who in their right mind would trust Shady Shrew to watch their business. That’s like buying drugs from Goody Gopher, or hiring Peacey Penguin to nuke a city. An accomplished group of thieves like the Hog family should know better!

It’s too bad Slylock’s content to solve every case with a single glance. I’m sure a proper investigation would reveal a missing bull buried under their leaf pile.

(How sad is it that I have a mental archive of every pig-themed comic? Very.)

3 Responses to Bovine Vanishment?

“Earl ate the apples! I watched him do it, while I was here tending your stand, diligently guarding your fruit so that nobody would…eat…it…WAITWAITWAIT, that story makes me look negligent at best and complicit at worst, give me a minute to make up a better one!”