I'm really starting to despise the sheer amount of drug commercials there are now-a-days. Instead of spending all this money on advertising so some schmuck with ED can get it up for his gold-digging trophy 20-year-old wife, maybe they could do something useful and use the money for Cancer research.

If they took half the money they spend annually on ED commercials and put it towards debilitant disease research, I bet there would be sizeable medical breakthroughs.

But no, past-his-prime Bob needs to know he can take a little pill and be a sex machine again. I mean, is there a soul left in America that DOESN'T know what Viagra, Cialis, and Enzyte are?