Friday, January 20

Yeah. Sorry. This school year is super busy, and I'm sorry we're losers.

Feel free to call us that as much as you like.

Anyway... In spite of the long long long... Very long breaks from the blog we've been taking recently, I wanted to give you all some hope.

yeah. it may seem gruesome now... but once you get past the fact that yes, people apparently are selling chunks of ground meat with sprinkles in it, you realize:

UNICORNS ACTUALLY EXIST AND THEY ARE AT RADIANT FARMS!!!!!!!!!!

How cool is that?!

So now, we can all search "Radiant Farms" on Google, get directions to this place from your house, and viola! You can be the one(s) to free the unicorns and allow them to breed in the wild, thus (hopefully) allowing their population to increase and then maybe someday there will be enough so that everyone can see a wild unicorn with their own eyes!

TAKE THAT, NAYSAYERS!

You could totally see real live unicorns, and not just ground meat that has sprinkles on it and claims to contain "Magic in every bite!" (it's probably the sprinkles you're tasting).

But yeah... that's some sketchy meat.

Honestly, at first glance, I didn't even know what that was... I thought it was like, a gross, melty looking cake.

If someone offers you unicorn meat... I'd pass.

Unless, of course, you were cruel enough to go to Radiant Farms just to slay a few for yourself... jerk xD We wanna see unicorns, too!

Anyway, yes. Hopefully the fact that unicorns exist was enough to make you consider forgiving us for being losers.