Yes, Virginia, There Is A Boobjob Teddy Bear

Sure, you gave your children a copy of the kids’ plastic surgery book, My Beautiful Mommy (which contains helpful tips like “when your daughter tells you you’re already beautiful, you should explain that you are not quite good enough, because that will in no way influence her self image later in life”) but maybe they’re still not getting it. That’s why they need Boobjob bear, which will not only show them how women ought to look, but even spout off handy phrases about her new knockers.