The Obama Failure and Socialism Blog was originally created to pass along emails about Barry Soetoro AKA Barack Obama without cluttering up everyone elses email inboxes. With the daily chaos created by Osammy this blog has become so much more.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days, Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Tottie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others? You've probably heard of them before, but don't you miss their humor if you were old enough?And not one single swear word in their comedy, either.

A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, 'Are you comfortable? ' The man says, 'I make a good living.'

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? 'Honey, I'm home!'

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night, only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea ..

I was just in London ; there is a 6-hour time difference. I'm still confused. When I go to dinner, I feel sexy. When I go to bed, I feel hungry.

The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.

7. A man called his mother in Florida , 'Mom, how are you?' 'Not too good,' said the mother. 'I've been very weak. 'The son said, 'Why are you so weak?'She said, 'Because I haven't eaten in 38 days.'The son said, 'That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?'The mother answered, 'Because; I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.'

8. A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play.She asks, 'What part is it?'The boy says, 'I play the part of the Jewish husband. 'The mother scowls and says, 'Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part.'

9. Q: Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?A: Under the vacuum cleaner.

10. Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?A:(Sigh) 'Don't ! bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.'

11. Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat.

12. Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, 'Lady I haven't eaten in three days.''Force yourself,' she replied.

13. Q : What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

14. Q: Why are Jewish Men circumcised?A: Because Jewish women don 't like anything that isn't 20% off.This doesn't change the fact that Obama Failure and Socialism is a Reality.SocialismWhite House Obama