Transcript

Panel 1

Panel 2

Hotel spits out Beaver & Steve, closing its eyes and sticking out its tongue.
A pixie is being chased by gremlins.
Hotel: "Blerrk! Please come again!"

Panel 3

Beaver and Steve sit on the pigeon plane, and beneath it, some pixies are being taken to stink mines.
Beaver: "You know, I've really enjoyed this holiday. I think it's wonderful that pixie land hasn't been spoilt by tourists."
Steve: "Are you going to finish those peanuts?"

Panel 4

Beaver & Steve are going to customs where a worker stands with a drug duck.
Steve is holding a yellow Duty Free bag.
Beaver: "Well, it was good to get away, but it's still nice to be back home..."

Panel 5

When Steve passes the Customs toll, the duck begins to wak!
Duck: "WAK! WAK! WAK!"
Customs Man: "Excuse me sir, may I take a look in that bag?"

Panel 6

The bag lies on a table, and the Customs Man holds a Pouch of Pixie Dandruff (or dust, if you want)
A guard stands behind Steve.
Customs Man: "Just as I suspected: Pixie dust."
Steve: "I-I've no idea how that got there.."
Customs Man: "Tell it to the judge! Take him away!"
Pink smiling fin-letters: "That's it! TEE HEE!"

Fun Facts

Gremlins are not interested in sending Steve & Beaver to the stink mines.

Apparently, pixie dust is an illegal item to bring over to other countries.

Ducks are used to find illegal pixie dust by customs officials.

When people leave from Pixiehotels, they are spat out.

Steve also had the jam-cap in his bag (poooooor jam bottle. :( alone...).

Steve did NOT like the 3 AM song, therefore he now doesn't stay in his own room, but shares it with Beaver.

References

Moustache Guy makes his 8th appearance, this time as a customs official