Thursday, December 22, 2011

Biter Alert: Infidel Gastro

Look at that asshole face. I'd like to knock that sandwich out of his hand and kick him in the chest.

This is Matt Basile, some random ass canuck who is using my name for some sandwich making enterprise that probably sucks butt. I've currently been harassing him on twitter, but I'm tempted to make the 8-hour trip to Toronto to eat one of sandwiches, give it a horrible review, and then settle this thing one of the only two ways I know how: kumite or dance battle.

Don't get me wrong, a poutine and bacon sandwich sounds intriguing, but hasn't something like that been done before, like a year ago (RIP Adsum)? Whatever. Good for him for following his dreams. Bad for him for not doing better name research, and worse, being a biter. Mr. Basile, I urge you to stop using my name, lest your dream turn into a nightmare.