Because it is a day of the week, costumed traffic cone Donald Trump is threatening to run for president again. According to the gentleman who previously tired of actually being a candidate, the race has gotten too caustic, too bitter; America is crumbling as Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney head toward a mutually assured destruction. “It’s a very sad situation what’s happening to the country, and I do say that, and I say many other things, and somehow it resonates with a lot of people and that’s why they, you know, would like me to run,” Trump said on yesterday’s episode of Face the Nation, on which he was inexplicably invited to appear. “I hope I don’t have to, but I may absolutely.” Sounds like he’s already found the makings of a slogan …

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