From the “Stuff We Found on the Internet” file comes this Eastern Europe–sourced dashcam clip in which a Lada 2107 is partially pancaked by some heavy machinery that rolled backward after failing to make it up a mild grade. Unsurprisingly, the Lada doesn’t take the impact in anything close to stride, which makes the female passenger who abandons ship prior to impact look like a genius. We’re also awarding bonus points to the bystander in the insane Chicago-Bulls-logo-with-Mickey-Mouse-gloves-for-horns T-shirt.