How long submarines can stay underwater

How long submarines can stay underwater – When naval officers brag about how long their submarines can stay underwater – laughter results! Enjoy!

One American, one Russian and one German naval officer try to decide who’s submarines are the best.

The American says, ‘Our submarines can stay underwater one whole year!’.

The Russian counters, ‘So what? Ours can stay underwater for five whole years!’.

Then the German says, ‘Ah, that’s nothing. The other day, I was taking a stroll in Kiel harbour, and suddenly this submarine emerges from the water and the captain pokes his head out and shouts, ‘Gott, Kaiser und Vaterland! Is ze war over already?!’’