bad law

Adult Teacher Arrested for Sex with Adult Student

'That ultimately led to physical contact - kissing between the victim and suspect,' said Sgt. Pedro Criado with the Fort Worth Police Department.

A wonderfully worded article, the so-called "victim" doesn't have his age published, but is simultaneously called a "teenager" and "legal adult." Apparently now in America, what JOB you have determines your mating eligibility.

Bill Would Yank Your License if Your Kid Misses School

The Parkersville News and Sentinel reports State Sen. Erik Wells has introduced a bill to yank your driver's license if your kid misses 10 or more days of school. You'd get a warning after the fifth unexcused absence.