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About a week ago I noticed a charge on my account for $84 and one for $34. I had no idea what they were for so I googled the companies and the $84 charge was for a fuucking fleshlight. I played dumb and went to my bank and desputed the charges. They called the company and found out it was a "male masturbation kit" and we all laughed. The rep at the fleshlight company said it was on schedule to be delivered to my house. I never ordered this. I just showed up today in a mangled box and I'm wondering if a friend is playing a prank on me. They said it was ordered just after 5pm eastern on a tuesday so I know it wasn't some drunk decision I made.

So either one of my friends got my card info and ordered it or someone got my card info and ordered it, but why would it come to my house?

I'm going to write return to sender and drop it back in a ups box because I'm not touching this thing and the bank said to do that so they can't fight the dispute by saying that it was delivered. I think it's a funny ass situation but I'm just curious how it all went down. The second company was just some billing company and when I called they said they have over 150 clients who use their service so they can't tell me exactly what it was.

“They have the guns and therefore we are for peace and for reformation through the ballot. When we have the guns then it will be through the bullet.” - Saul Alinsky, quoting Lenin

“I wanted [Jimmy] Carter in and I wanted [Ford] out,” comedian Chevy Chase would later admit of his mocking Ford impersonation on "Saturday Night Live", “and I figured look, we're reaching millions of people every weekend, why not do it."

You should have a few glasses of wine, dim the lights, light some candles, and take it for a test drive.

And THEN return it! Umm, ewwww.

Solly, if it's not a prank, it could be:
- The crook is one of your neighbors, was hoping you wouldn't be home at delivery, package would be left at your door and they could swoop in and grab it.

- Most mail order companies require the billing address to verify against the credit card company's records (sometimes just the ZIP, sometimes the whole thing). It could be the crook entered a different shipping address and the company just screwed up and sent it to the billing address by mistake.