Gorgeous Chuck Has A Taste

[EOnline] Charlotte “Chuck” Finger-Dingle is young, über-gorge and has H’wood by the family jewels (metaphorically speakin’, at least).

See, Chuck is still relatively fresh to the scene but she’s managed to nab some of the splashiest flicks served up by the biggest studios and has certainly caught the eye of Tinseltown—and all the eligible bachelors in it too.

But all that steamy hetero chemistry Chuck has onscreen stay strictly in celluloid, ‘cause Chuck has a taste for…

The ladies, of course.

Chuck has sparked her fair share of rumored romances with T-town’s hottest fellas (more than a fair share of which are also members of the Blind Vice Hall of Fame), but when it comes down to whose bed she’s hopping in and out of, Charlotte prefers her lovers strictly chick.

Which isn’t to say Chuck gets lonely during those long months on location.

Oh no, Chuck—with her fashionista figure and cheekbones to kill for—has plenty of ladies lustin’ after her as well and makes sure to pluck only the hottest babe from the crowd to keep her, well, “entertained.”

So while the tabloids plaster their covers with snapshots of Chuck and her ab-tastic male costars, the real juicy scandal is going on behind the scene where CF-D is getting hot and heavy with one lucky gal or another.

And her usual same-sex selection? Women with power—ya know, like directors or producers or any broad who’s calling the shots.

How friggin’ hot is that? Keep it up, Chuck, ‘cause even if you don’t win an Oscar, you’re certainly one of our new fave Vicers.

First time poster – Kristin Stewart, Ashely Greene is from Twilight, Lily Collins dated Taylor Lautner from Twilight and is in a Snow White movie, like Kristin, and Lea Michelle was once interviews saying Kristin was hot…. phew!

hmmm…methinks Kristen Stewart? ‘ab-tastic’ seems to mean the twilight cast, and ‘Chuck’ may be a tip since she’s always wearing chucks. also ‘family jewels’…she just had the vampire baby…but it’s tricky since she’s only ever rumoured to be with r-patz, so who knows…but kstew’s my guess.

That’s exactly who I thought of. The high cheekbones, being linked to a ton of hot guys and she is relatively new to Hollywood.
Kristen Stewart is already the popular guess for Twyla Babe Sucker (I think I might’ve remembered that wrong but oh well) but I could also see it being JLaw.
Guess #1 – Olivia Wilde
Guess #2 – Jennifer Lawrence

Blake Lively. She has a male name like “Chuck”, she’s certainly a fashionista with good cheekbones, and she’s been linked with all kinds of leading men who I suspect are gay anyway, so it’s a double beard situation, a win-win, if you will.

Just to hedge my bets, my second guess is Emma Stone, because she’s gotten better film roles than Lively, although I don’t personally find her uber-gorgeous (face or figure). Regardless of who “Chuck” is, I’d lay money that both Stone & Lively are lesbian.

Rooney Mara or Jennifer Lawrence. Both have “cheekbones to die for” and got famous recently by being cast in big studio movies, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for Rooney and X Men and Hunger Games for Jennifer.

Emma Roberts
Family “Jewels”: Her aunt is Julia Roberts, hollywood royalty and a play on the name
She’s been in a ton of films, most recently Valentine’s Day and Scream 4; both “splashy” and produced by “big studios” but she is definitely still making a name for herself out there.
Has been linked to Taylor Lautner (who is Ab-tastic) and Chord Overstreet
AIA: Ashley Greene was in Twilight with Taylor, Lily Collins was a costar of Taylor who was linked to him too and I think she looks similar to Emma, and Lea Michele is in Glee with Chord, Emma’s most recent beau.

i was thinking olivia wilde but the tips and the AND IT AIN’T part sounds that is someone with a young image so i think it is naya rivera (people say she is chiquita on blind vice, so i don’t know if one person can be two blind vice at the same time)

Amanda Seyfried, with the clue ‘uber’ pointing to her German ancestry, and maybe “plaster” referring to the ‘plastics’ of Mean Girls. She’s dated Skarsgard, Dominic Cooper, and Ryan Phillipe ~and she has cheekbones like a lightbulb!

I’m going out on a limb to say Emma Stone. Although I think she comes across as being rather nice and sane and such there are a few clues –
She’s apparently been linked to ‘members of the Blind Vice Hall of Fame’
There were rumours regarding her and Ryan Gosling, whom she shared the screen with in Crazy, Stupid, Love. In the promos for that film there was an emphasis on Ryan’s body and abs (anyone remember the ‘you look photoshopped’ comment?) which could relate to the ‘Chuck and her ab-tastic male costars’ part.
Aside from that, she is besties with Taylor Swift, who according to the popular guess seems to be bearding for everyone!!

I have no idea why, but I keep thinking this is Kristen Stewart because I’ve heard rumors of her being gay before, and she’s in that new Snow White and the Huntsmen movie. I mean, okay, I KNOW for a fact that the Snow White picture isn’t necessarily a clue since this is a Ted Casablanca blind item, but still, I keep thinking this is her. Unless she has a blind vice name that I’m not aware of.

I immediately thought of her sneakers when I saw “Chuck,” so I’m glad I’m not the only one.
The dual male-female name could also be a reference to the fact that she was pretty androgynous in Panic Room; a lot of people didn’t know if it was a boy or a girl.

I thought her at first as well, the photo looks just like her and she is a Hollywood darling. The only problem is that she seems to have steady boyfriends (until they go to jail) and they are not celebrity types or “ab-tastic” Everything else fits her, since she has played a princess as well.

Maybe Kristen Stewart .. her moms name is Jules and both parents are in film and tv. Also the abbtastic costars being the boys of twilight. She does have some high cheekbones as well. Although the picture makes me think of Ann Hathaway. But I doubt it’s her.

I think I got this one…Emma Stone? When I think “Abtastic” I think of the scene in Crazy, Stupid Love where she asks Ryan Gosling if his abs were painted on…Movies like The Help, Spider-Man, etc and she’s got 5 in total coming out in 2012. First time poster, love your site BG!!

Fashionista, eligible bachelors, ab-tastic male costars, I’m thinking Blake Lively too. She’s currently “dating” Ryan Reynolds and he’s ridiculously ab-tastic! I’m not sure she has “cheekbones to kill for” though, but since she’s known for her long legs, mentioning that would’ve pretty much given it away.

KStew? I’m not sure if she has a BV from Ted yet that’s been unofficially “solved.”

The Ashley Greene thing is a Twilight link, and the Lily Collins “not” could be a nod to Snow White, which Stewart is also playing in a rival production. The “chemistry” on screen could reference BD1’s honeymoon scenes, and of course there’s the transparently PR-based fauxmance with Pattinson.

Blake Lively is Veronica Bee Stings. I first thought Olivia Wilde, but the AIAs are relatively young(er). The Emma Stone guess isn’t bad. Amber Heard is openly bi. Some of the people mentioned don’t have “cheekbones to kill for”. I don’t think any of the mentioned people have cheekbones to kill for. I know my comment will be way down on the list.