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Photo credits:Khan Market photo by Sarika from Flickr, who was kind enough to let me use it, and sent a full size photo too. A virtual brownie for her. Habitat Center photo by L. Shyamal who is making the world a better place by contributing media to Wikipedia under CC. The other photos are mine. The views expressed are attributed to the voices, not me. This comic was inspired by a very old Mad Magazine feature on New York.

Also on the tourist’s ‘Delhi-NCR Must-Experience List’ – Take directions from random person on road who will inevitably give you detailed instructions to your destination, including which gol-chakkars to take 5 miles down the road, even though the first time he found out that a place like that existed in the city was when you mentioned it.

So the views expressed in this comics are not yours. What is the use of going to this length about the views of the so called voices(whoever voices they are) unless you are from History channel or have some counter views?

“you know i’ve learned something today
Delhi might be a cesspool of aggressive, self-centered, road raging,panju-jaat-madrasi-mallu-serd-bong-etc. bastards, but it sure is better than bombay or calcutta or all those other loser places.”

@aarti: It’s not my view on gay designers. Or any gay person. The whole narrative is from the point of view of someone who finds things to hate about everything. I have nothing against gay people. Check out the comic on hypocrisy against gay people.

Similarly, I have nothing against the government preserving Muslim monuments. Lets preserve everything we can, regardless of who built it. But I’ve heard these views many times. And they are stupid and ignorant.

@idontgetit: You know what, this is the most misunderstood comic on this site. And I’m not going to play the joke explainer anymore. I’m not racist and sexist, try the other comics. You might like them more.

hey ya butt lickers.. i c some awesome work going on here..goodies.. but why the meecrab spare other cities when they are equally annoying.
we are 1 billion..if we just fart together v can own the world. Blast to the glory!

@ihateyouguyz: One can make comics one city at a time, can’t one? And given the bad response over this comic, I don’t think I’m touching other cities. And anyway I don’t have the inside scoop on Mumbai or Bangalore.

And oh, it’s not butt lickers here. I’m the only one who does this stuff. And by this stuff I mean making comics, not licking butts.

I bet a mumbaikar can hardly dare to so openly criticize his own city. We Delhites can, and that’s something to be proud of. We can be vocal and open to our problems and that can lead us to rectify them.

Wow simply loved the work and the comments, thanks for giving me my dose of sarcasm which i readily pass on to others, the only flaw I find after reading the comments is that your brand of humor works only with intelligent people.

@Dash Good to know that your IQ is less than that of a preschooler enjoy your Delhi dude this attitude is the reason we have emerged as the most racially hated people ranking even higher than Jews and afros

@Siddharth: yeah right…ur the one taking a narrow view n stereotyping people and I’m the one who supposedly has the “pre-schooler” attitude…do the country a favour and go live abroad if u hate the cities so much…

@Dash sorry if my post was hurtful, I think I am suffering from Tharoorosis a.k.a the foot in the moth syndrome in common language,I may say I am hurt at the way press misreported the incident:D

To avoid the re-occurrence of such a distasteful post I will take lessons in realpolitik from Dr. Henry Kissinger.

PS: I need not to go abroad as I live in Chattisgarh, anatomically the rectum of India and a foreign nation as far as Govt of India is concerned, however regrettably it is closer to sub Saharan Africa than other places of my liking.

What a fantastic comic!! What brazen truth you have conveyed!!! The metros of India, the so-called ‘modern’ cities, these are in fact inhabited by rotten people (read Elites/Socialites) who think that aping western culture and kicking their own is the best way to be ‘modern’. Infact most of the Delhi’s ‘High-society’ is nothing but a bunch of pathetic and hollow people who are the ones responsible for this state of Delhi and other metros. These cities are quickly getting corrupted by the muck called LGBT culture and something must be done to stop this degradation ASAP.

Fantastic comments about the ‘Secular Government’, Gay designers and ‘Intellectual Jhola wearing women’. Hope we get rid of these somehow to restore some sanity in the society. I weep for Delhi, for what condition it is in.

Sadly, though, from reading the comments section, I can see how taking offence seems to have become India’s national sport.

Have you received any death threats yet? People who’d want to kill you from this comic should include people who don’t like the secular government and think you’re making fun of them, people who like the secular government but can’t spell irony, Hindus who think you’re making fun of bigoted Hindus, Muslims who think you’re making fun of Babur (yes, I know it was Humayun, but accuracy is hardly important, is it?), people who think all white foreigners in India are racist, white foreigners in India who aren’t racist and are hurt by your characterisation and their lack of irony, white foreigners in India who are racist and would want to kill you anyway, George W. Bush, Shashi Tharoor, Lalit Modi, and Osama bin Laden.

I apologise for this list not being as exhaustive as it should be. I can notice immediately that I missed Raj Thackeray.

Aaah! Dilli meri jaan! To all those delhiite f#**@@s (if you’re from some other unbeknownst city, you’re forgiven – thank god for small happinesses)who claim they didn’t get the message in this comic, put your hand on your heart (Geeta pe haath rakho, seeta pe nahin) ande swear that you haven’t done even one of those things in the entire time you’ve spent in Delhi (and no, I’m not talking about the new delhi-cateseen around the block)

Delhi would not be such a bad place if the people were better. Delhi is divided into – upper class (all nouveau riche and tackiest people in the world who wouldn’t wear anything if it doesn’t have a label boldly visible on their ugly fat bodies), middle class (indians who wannabe americans…obsessed with the cable tv culture…rock music…smoking…drugs..sex..just because its all “cool”), and the poor “poor” people (all serving the upper and middle classes – these are the majority you see on the streets but never NOTICE them really because they are so insignificant and SO MANY and yet so invisible).

There is one more class of people in Delhi…”the artsy fartsy intellectual mentals”.. they aren’t really intellectual but they THINK they are….those fab india wearing women with big black hair and bindis and a big ugly jhola bag with lots of silver and bronze jewelery..they are the worst so much attitude and so stupid.

I think people in other parts of India are at least more NORMAL….delhites are the most disgusting people i’ve come across…the rich in Delhi are classless completely…their parties are boring as hell and they are physically and mentally sick… the author of this blog forgot to mention Emporio Mall… well that’s a new concept really think it was made after this blog was written…that’s where all the haggarred middle age wives of cheating fat husbands sit, shop, bitch and eat all day long…all of them look the same though…dress the same and all have fake blonde hair…they all carry bags which have some label printed all over the thing and i’ve seen a lot of them wearing juicy couture track suits – thinking it’s a status symbol when it says in big golden letters “JUICY COUTURE” printed on their shapeless indian ASS.

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An Indian webcomic about Life, and its Irritations. There are no stories, no characters, no songs, no Saases and no Bahus. There’s not much humor or artistic ability either. A new comic every few days. Read More...

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