“He kissed me, and then he said, ‘That was not as magical as I thought it was gonna be,’ ” she said.

Though she didn’t name names, Eilish described her date as a wealthy boy with an unlikely chaperone.

“He was super-rich, and his butler – literally, his butler – his butler was there the entire time, but in a different movie theater,” Eilish said. Apparently, the boy and his butler left without so much as a “goodbye.”

“I was stuck there,” Eilish said. “No one told me that they were gonna leave.”