It’s probably sad…no, it is sad that one of the things I’ll remember most distinctly about 2012 is hearing about Will Arnett and Amy Poehler’s separation. Because I’m barely an actual person. They were two awesome people who met and fell for each other, made some weird-looking babies, and it seemed like we could believe in love. And then they broke up, the concept of “love” meant nothing again, and I burned all my Ponett murals.
Oh well. But still a best celebrity couple of 2012 must — MUST — be named, for if we can’t look towards famous people for relationship advice, what else do we do? Ask our parents? Nertz to that. Here are 12 celebrity pairings that owned the year, and it’s up to you to decide who the next Arnett/Poehler is. Feel free to leave your own suggestions, too. Except don’t mention Lizzy Caplan and Matthew Perry. That still makes no sense.
They voiced two pot-growing hippies on Bob’s Burgers

They smoked a bong with Alison Brie

And he performed the song he used to woo her in front of David Letterman

They danced
They rode Splash Mountain
And they had the best “f*ck you” to the paparazzi in 2012
( )
They got cozy North of the Wall
She said he knows nothing
And then they started dating in real life
( )
They got married
She was in The Avengers
And he was in an SNL parody of The Avengers
I’ll never forget where I was the first time I saw them together. Will you? ( )
He smoked while she thought of Cade McNown
And they made a baby Cutlet
( )
Obviously.
They got “messy”

They made out in 10 Years
And they opened his New Orleans restaurant together
They had a second baby
She allowed him to turn into this
Eh, one more Fat Mac
With all due respect to their wives, they were 2012’s greatest couple:
Almost.
Just think of how much fun we had mocking the culmination of all things Canada. ( )
GOOD JOB EVERYONE