Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive209

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Keep Savable, with surprisingly humorous lines and sections. I did a major edit sweep to uncover some of the underlying layers, removed much of the stupid and vanity, and will do a bit more. Needs a photo or two, but yeah, this isn't bad now. Aleister 11:41 24 6 MMX

I got the demographics out of the intro; but this article is half triteness--The quotes, the supposed racial conflicts, the Wal-mart, are certainly not specific to the city. The information on who blows and gets blown in the final listcruft section needs to be replaced by something funny. SpıkeѦ12:11 24-Jun-10

Spike has done a kickass job on the page, and I just heard that the City Council and its monkey mayor have made Spike an honorary St. Clairsvillian. Ticker tape parade and a walk in the woods to follow. Aleister 19:12 24 6

"If nominated, I will not accept. If elected, I will not serve." SpıkeѦ21:59 24-Jun-10

That's because it's been rewritten, recorded, and fixed since it was VFDed, but that's not indicated by the numbers. Voters voted on this when it was pure crap, now it's golden crap. Aleister 10:12 30 6 MMX

Why is this still on VFD??? That's the major fail of just taking numbers into account, the vote of a good or saved page is often progressive, and when it is obvious the page is no longer VFD material then the numbers should be meaningless blobs of photons and nothing more. Aleister 3:06 30 6 MMX

Ow There aren't enough drugs in the world to make this funny. Sorry about the numbering. UU's font shenanigans and my general incompetence have made this go wierd. Myocardialinfarction 09:32, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

A promising concept in force-fitting the United Nations to Disneyland (two organizations each with nefarious corporatist objectives). I'll vote Keep if anyone feels moved to expand this beyond a single, dumb paragraph. SpıkeѦ18:33 29-Jun-10

Delete. It's total pants. Though saved from VFD years ago with the hopw that it'll be expanded or improved this article has gotten no better. In fact it's wibble and keyboard mashing has aged gracelessly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:31, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. This annoying article about a member of Black Sabbath both refuses to confine itself to the width of my screen, and has a Section 1 entitled, "This is the best article on Uncyclopedia." Maybe best former article. SpıkeѦ18:51 22-Jun-10

Wasn't always and is no longer that section's title. --monika 15:28, June 23, 2010 (UTC)

Delete.. It's just a pair of shorts. The rest of the article is redundant. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:35, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Keep. Sorry I have to spell it out for you, but: Every word in this article is in, yes, alphabetical order. This severely limits its coherence and meaning, but the work is an accomplishment. And merely having an article with this title will occasionally be useful to authors obsessed with packing their articles with links. SpıkeѦ18:30 29-Jun-10

Just to be clear about this: VFD is not VFH. We're not supposed to vote based on how much we like an article. We're supposed to judge whether an article sucks enough to be deleted. Now I'll drop the issue and shut up. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM21:41, 29 June 2010

Guys, quit commenting on one another's vote. This is the place for any comments, and it should really be used sparingly, like if someone is saying they have changed it and are asking voters to go back and read it. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 21:58, June 29, 2010 (UTC)

My fault; 333 did comment here and I moved them to after the vote he seemed to be replying to. SpıkeѦ22:38 29-Jun-10

Bullmonkeys! VFD was a place for comments everywhere as articles were rescued, talked about, conflicted about. Just because numbers and a VFH style template has been added to VFD, which totally brings things down to numbers, more in-page comments are probably needed, not less. Aleister 1:39 30 6 MMX

Delete. Yes, it's a rant--someone wanted, more than to amuse, to tell us what jerks the other players are. Also, nonsense numbers, manic approach, listy, and finally, Chuck Norris. SpıkeѦ18:40 29-Jun-10

Keep Just read it again, and it's an interesting take on the League of Nations which does deserve tweeks and a rewrite, but has a good premise. Needs that pic of the rabbit with the pancake on its head though. This page has use as a history page once a couple people (I'll do a little) work on it. Aleister 13:19 26 6 MMX

Keep. Read through it again and changed my mind. --SadisticWolf 14:42, June 27, 2010 (UTC)

Warcruft I wish I had a marginally funny VFD against message. --SadisticWolf 14:40, June 27, 2010 (UTC

Comments

Well, this is a pretty bad page, and should be edited and worked on if someone really wants it saved, and I see it hasn't been during this vote. And it has caused an offpage conversation. So unless someone wants to really save it by an edit or rewrite I'm tempted to vote to delete later in the day. Aleister 18:42 25 6 MMX

Delete. You know all those cartoon character articles that suck? Here's another one. Random, Norris, Super Jesus, blocks o'text, a lack of understanding of how to write or spell, it's all here. Get rid. --UU - natter08:45, Jun 29

Delete. The history shows that this is, and always will be, awful. Tentacle rape, your mom, memes, and cliches galore. We don't really need an article on this show, anyways.--SirHELPMETalk(more? -->CUNROTMNOTMPlebUSSPeesSK)On Monday, 08:39, June 21 2010 UTC

Delete. Can't tell whether this is a description of an awful show, or an awful description of a show. Or, conceivably, an awful description of an awful show. But it is awful. SpıkeѦ17:25 22-Jun-10

Delete.. Seems pointless and boring to me. But then it's long time since I was seven.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:38, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. A bunch of drivel written by a shit load of n00bs who have nothing better to do with their lives. Delete it and every page that it links to! • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009Monday, 05:20, Jun 28 2010 UTC

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Invalid nom. No VFD tag. The fact that it was protected is no excuse... --UU - natter10:25, Jun 28

Delete. "believed to have originated somewhere...although no one knows why...." Can someone write an article that makes a positive assertion? The cover story that this is an encyclopedia requires that people sometimes claim to know something. Doesn't have to be true. SpıkeѦ23:36 27-Jun-10

Delete. Written as an advertisement or testimonial, not an article. Infested with Encyclopedia Clichés: "It is widely believed and acknowledged that...has been identified to have been...thus only a partial list..." A perfect way to puff up the puffery. SpıkeѦ23:32 27-Jun-10

Keep As long as it's a one-time joke and not repeated for every movie, although, hmmm, maybe the narrator can do Citizen Kane, or . .. .hmmmm, possibilities. Anyway, this was funny, I laughed, and it made sense after seeing the film. So, kieepier. Aleister 13:11 26 6 MMX

Keep. Per Socky. Also UnEditor510, less of the dickish comments, vote how you like but don't insult anybody else. --ChiefjusticePS3 15:08, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Delete (1)

Holy crap. "they went into thejungle and there was this giant rino and then this lion and it was like RAWR. I was scared. but then! he got lost and went to sleep and a dog came over and it bit him and i was like aaaaaa..." WHY? WHY DOES THIS EXIST? Love,

You see, sometimes the curtains open, and a stand-up comic is there, and you laugh. Sometimes it's a quadriplegic. But you still laugh. SpıkeѦ13:06 26-Jun-10

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Does adequately what it's trying to do. It's performance art and not humor, but people seem to like these acts. SpıkeѦ23:15 25-Jun-10

I am more surprised that this hasn't gone forward as a VFH contender. It's a template style way of writing you could use for pretty much anything and this one isn't that distinguished. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:57, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Yikes! We jump off from Turkey to Mars in the first sentence of the intro, and never really return, to anything. Is the indented source lines (on Feminism and Big-Endianism) vandalism? SpıkeѦ21:42 25-Jun-10

Delete.. One of the most bizarre articles I have seen on this website. Though I think it will be pretty hard to find any laughs in the Ottoman Empire's genocidal activities in World War One as regards the Armenians. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:25, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. Don't tell the Wisconsin boys, but over in Ohio (not far from St. Clairsville) there is another high school modeled on the principles of Naziism! Interminable and listy article, without photos, disparages specific teachers and students, some by name. SpıkeѦ18:23 25-Jun-10

SZure, kill it. I checked the history and the original writers are long gone, probably on to college or in Iraq, and won't miss it, which is something I consider when these type of pages come up. Aleister 18:30 25 6 MMX

Obliterate. I can't tell if it's towncruft (which is a bad thing) or schoolcruft (which is a much worse thing). --Wilytank 20:57, June 25, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. All of the above, plus missing apostrophe in title. SpıkeѦ12:21 24-Jun-10

Popeye's Fried Chicken was started back in 1337 as a front by Popeye the Sailor Man to sell illegal chicken slaves to Europe.--SirHELPMETalk(more? -->CUNROTMNOTMPlebUSSPeesSK)On Thursday, 07:44, June 24 2010 UTC

Keep. There's enough keepable stuff in here. And there's probably a better revision in the history somewhere. Of course if someone wants to rewrite this, by all means, go ahead. —SirSocky(talk)(stalk)GUNSotMUotMPMotMUotYPotMWotM09:01, 23 June 2010

Keep. Per Socky, plus it looks much better without the vandalism and red links. —Pelozurian(talk)10:30, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

Keep I did an edit sweep to remove most of the stupid, and it has enough left to probably be worked into a good article at some point, although Spike's lonely call for a theme to emerge has legs. Aleister 11:26 24 6 MMX

Keep. What they said, and stuff. --ChiefjusticePS3 12:34, June 24, 2010 (UTC)

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Delete. Comparisons to The Onion are a touchy subject at UnNews, but today's first UnNews article takes them on, incidentally citing this article. It is hard to do a parody on an institution that is itself a parody, and this article doesn't begin. The illustration is good, suggesting that The Onion's humor is tepid, but the text, with toilet humor ("(I want balls on my face)"), historical randumbo, nonsense year numbers, use of Michael Moore, Bush, Stephen Hawking, and Limbaugh as memes, and a section on External references, containing a single link to Wikipedia, does everything wrong. Someone start from scratch--if you have a theme. SpıkeѦ03:50 23-Jun-10

Delete. Would be history-of-the-future except that author confuses his tenses. No hint of humor. Red-links suggest that an attempt to build an epic rat's nest of interlocking articles was never completed. SpıkeѦ03:15 23-Jun-10

Delete. WTF? This has been here for ages, and as far as I can see has always sucked heroic amounts of balls. Get rid. --UU - natter10:19, Jun 22

Delete. Looks like it's about a real place - or one with a similar name. I was thinking it was Scottish version of Viz: Kilts off Fer the Lassies. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:24, June 22, 2010 (UTC)

inhebrieted or stupid. A collection of dumb put-downs of a strip club. SpıkeѦ12:19 22-Jun-10

Delete. This article has gotten us into trouble as it slanders and entire community and individuals. Would be highly appretiated if it could be deleted. —The preceding unsigned comment was added byEjiscool (talk • contribs)

Delete. I have no problem slandering an entire community. I see no slander of real individuals. I just think the writing style is bitter and unskilled. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:40, June 21, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. "Well, who the fuck would voluntarily go there is beyond me of I'm honest." And it's all like that. SpıkeѦ01:57 22-Jun-10

Delete. So Kennedy has an affectation of shouting the final word in any sentence a second time. This joke is repeated 14 times before the Table of Contents. Acknowledging Happytimes's reason for abstaining, this is simply one ugly article. SpıkeѦ10:45 20-Jun-10

Delete. Very poorly written. When the author tries to rise above the level of listcruft, he finds he doesn't know anything and tries to make that the joke. "well actually no one really knows." Whenever my UnNews stories contain links to Democrat Party or Democratic, it is because of the part of speech called for, and not because I ever want the reader to go to this page, so the redirection works for me. SpıkeѦ03:24 20-Jun-10

Delete. The best thing about that article was the caption I added to the Roosevelt picture: Now days pubic hair is kept in check by shaving, and no longer cripples long-time sufferers.~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*(talk)(stalk)Π ~ ~ 20 Jun 2010 ~ 08:43 (UTC)

Delete. Another lame attempt by a gamer to animate an article by merely invoking wild concepts (military conspiracy! anti-terrorism! sexual campaign!) without saying anything about them or above all tying them together. Repeatedly lurches into listcruft. SpıkeѦ17:53 20-Jun-10

Delete. The history suggests this article took more than a single study-hall period to bang out, but there's no reason it should have. A country created by someone who comes no closer to statecraft than mastery of put-downs. SpıkeѦ03:27 20-Jun-10

Keep. If what Al says is true. Also, Al, you should have voted keep and explained that, rather than messing about with the score. Engage brain before hitting save. --ChiefjusticePS3 08:35, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

John Lydon is replacing this page with his poo contest entry soon, with the blessings of its creator. So this nom is moot moot mooted. Aleister 22:31 12 6 MMX

Okay, can I please ask everyone to not nominate articles here if there is already a rewrite ready to replace it? I'm saying this because UN:CW is coming up and I really, really don't want to see several articles come on here. Just replace the current page with your rewrite. If it's crap, somebody will revert it in due time. MegaPleb•Dexter111344•Complain here 17:49, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Delete.For those who don't know, Montblanc is a Final Fantasy character who appears in Final Fantasy XII, Tactics Advance, and Tactics A2. The page starts off okay, but like a rotting vegetable, it becomes less appealing and becomes really difficult to get into (and this is coming from someone who listens to Sunn O)))). --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 6:05 PM 6/18/10

Delete. Then you know more than I do, but it's still clearly a low-quality article. SpıkeѦ22:59 18-Jun-10

Lucaslucasnovalucas had vandalized {{Yodastub}}, seen at the top of this article, I guess to grouse about getting reverted here (or on some other calling page). SpıkeѦ23:05 18-Jun-10

Honestly though, Montblanc plays a relatively insignificant role in the games he appears in. So I can't see much to write about besides the fact that he owns a clan and he's a black mage. He is cute though. This article on the other hand, isn't. --Wilytank 17:56, June 19, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. Things got iffy when the Camaro was portrayed as something magical. When it became something fuckable the article clearly went off the rails. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:24, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. The Camaro is cooler than this author is trying to become by using it. His version of the Ten Commandments does for me just what parodies of Christmas carols into product jingles does. SpıkeѦ22:53 18-Jun-10

I've recently gone on a war against Chuck Norris references, and have found a couple of pretty bad pages. It has no mainspace links. It's kind of in-jokey, because I have a feeling that this was written by a student that disliked the school and wrote this. Oak Hills is a small town in Minnesota, so this really isn't necessary to have. It hasn't been edited since April (besides my de-Chucking today. )Most importantly, it's random and unfunny. --SirHELPMETalk(more? -->CUNROTMNOTMPlebUSSPeesSK)On Friday, 09:34, June 18 2010 UTC

kEEP This is a good concept with nice pics, just needs some work. I'll do some of that right now by just pushing the "edit" button and deleting the "See also" section, and make some of then numbers less stupid. This one has very good possibilities. Aleister 9:50 18 6 MMX

p.s. I did some editing, and will get back to it. Savable and even fun.

Thanks Socky. This seems to be a hated page, spit on it and bottom of the bootheel, so I'll put this on my user space for those rainy nights to come when "Dexter" or "Curb YE" isn't on the tube and everyone is warm in their beds. Aleister 18:49 18 6 MMX

Delete. This is so bad I kind of with it was a Wacky War Story. If you replace the words "penguins" "polar bears" and "Santa" with something sensible like "rebels" "marines" and "general" is reads like a bad but completely straight up high school history paper. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:25, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Burn The "See Also" section (links to Jesus and Your Mom) sums up the random idiocy of this article perfectly. DarkLight 08:36, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. Al, discretion is the better part of article-rescue. Anyone who clicks on "X goes to war with Y" (or, on UnNews, "X sues Y") knows what they are in for: randumbo. I'll rescind if you not just improve the typography but come up with a clever reason for this article to exist. SpıkeѦ12:59 18-Jun-10

Nah, this is one I'll work on, it's fun, there's a core to keep and the rest I could jettison, and I've got some ideas already. If it gets huffed I'll take it on userspace, and can even do that now if you want to huff the thing. Al 14:31 18 6 MMX

p.s. I'd like to do a full treatment on this, I wish it were conservation week or whatever that is coming up. Santa must not be allowed to fall!

Delete. Back in 1337, Chuck Norris and Mr T had a war against grues and the Soviet army... --SadisticWolf 15:44, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Comments

I saved it to my user space, and will work at my leisure (finish it in September of 2015?). Delete away, war pages come and go but there is only one North-South Pole War (a.k.a. The Cold War) Aleister 18:45 18 6 MMX

CHUCK NORRIS IS AWESUM!!1!! This is listy and unfunny maximized, and considering the concept, it has very little chance for redemption. Some parts of this were bearable, but that thing about somebody's giant anus was the last straw. Course, the tolerable parts may be enough to keep this. What do I know?--SirHELPMETalk(more? -->CUNROTMNOTMPlebUSSPeesSK)On Friday, 05:37, June 18 2010 UTC

Vaporize 'Jesse Ventura said "fuck this country, it's the only one in the fucking world were you invade a fucking island because the fucking moron president can't fuck his little jailbait"': Someone remind this guy what Uncyclopedia Rule #1 is. DarkLight 08:51, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. What are we gonna do with that amazing picture though? —Pelozurian(talk)12:27, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

Delete. The explanation: A 9-year-old in an American public school was asked to pick a word and write an essay on it; and the only theme that came to mind was the "political coupe" [sig] of George Bush. SpıkeѦ12:39 18-Jun-10

Delete. If the quality of an article could be determined by how many consecutive musical groups you can write down this would be the article of the decade. Alas, nothing in the real world works that way and this article is a tedious gauntlet of Wacky War on a grand scale. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:01, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

ANNIHILATE "Four bright CD's of all new material then dropped out of the sky like an atomic bomb. Aguilera, having no idea what this sign in the sky meant, meanwhile walked over to them and attempted to pick them up, when she was suddenly assimilated into what came to be the almighty Chinese Democracy appearing from the sky, all was silent as Slash unleashed it upon the earth, piercing with it's guitar driven melodies and Buckethead like ownage": 'nuff said. DarkLight 08:27, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. Ugly, long, interminable sections, given that they don't say anything. I know this is satire, but any serious article stemming from a decision by Viacom/MTV to kill its lifeblood should at least invent an explanation. SpıkeѦ12:42 18-Jun-10

Yeah, I can beat that. I survived reading Rock Wars of 2050. The writer sucks the cock of the rock genre so hard it'll take a team of crack salon shampooers to untangle the gordian knot of moustache and pubes. Why are there so many insecure rock fans out there that need to deride every other musical genre?--Count of Monkey Crisco 07:01, June 18, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. Facty and dull. No funny. Plus not edited since about 2006, no pics, no links to it, and no point. --UU - natter15:45, Jun 17

Delete. "Survival horror is well known for...and many have become cliches." Not to mention the pompous style, mostly in the intro, to try to sound encyclopedic. This is mostly a jaunty but not funny description of video gaming in general. SpıkeѦ15:52 17-Jun-10

Delete. Perhaps had half an idea. The rest of it was never delivered..and now...send in bulldozers. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:47, June 17, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. Yes, yes, what a funny and original idea, I never saw that coming. And wow, isn't it even funnier that it's pretty well impossible to read? The fact that nothing links to it and it's had next to no edits in several years attests to its popularity. So can we get rid? --UU - natter15:42, Jun 17

What the hell is this crap? to quote the template. A misspelled article about misspelling (whose misspelled title mostly keeps anyone from selecting it), like all articles in the Deliberately Bad category, breaks the encyclopedia canon and needs to be very good. This one is not much more than a short test on writing in the alphabet the author has invented. SpıkeѦ15:48 17-Jun-10

Delete. WTF? A quick Google brings back little more than this page, suggesting some kind of odd vanity. I detect no funny and consider this an oddity we can well do without. --UU - natter11:25, Jun 17

Delete. Rape. Nonsense year numbers. A pointless, rambling biography of a made-up character of no interest to anyone. Did you find this by continuing alphabetically from the recently deleted Wegmans, or through the red-links? SpıkeѦ13:23 17-Jun-10

Delete. Dull. Random. Bad idea. Not edited for years, not linked from anywhere. Get rid. --UU - natter11:17, Jun 17

Delete. When you try this hard to break the encyclopedia schtick--from nonsense numbers, including the one in the title, to admissions, starting in the intro that the subject is nonexistent/unimportant, to Wacky War via misunderstood joke--all that is left is author self-celebration. SpıkeѦ13:17 17-Jun-10

Hurts my eyes. Turn off the boldfacing. This is solid listcruft, with an intro that explains the author's travails and uses nonsense numbers. Punny transformations of song titles are not the basis of any bandcruft idea, though this article has some funny lines that could be woven into prose. "Professor" Peter Schickele's "P.D.Q. Bach" executed this type of humor much better. SpıkeѦ14:10 16-Jun-10

Weak Keep Upon looking at the article an entire section was copied and another section was total crap. With a quick but judicious liposuction I think the article is now above the huff threshold, if just by a few centimeters. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:17, June 10, 2010 (UTC)

Abstain. I gave a light further edit of the start. Still seems like punks celebrating misbehavior, which doesn't strike me as funny. SpıkeѦ15:17 10-Jun-10

It is, I presume, a nearly literal rendition of a foreign constitution (on a foreign keyboard), brought here as a form of political dissent. Recasting it to Mickey Mouse doesn't make it funny, and probably won't keep the author out of the Gulag. SpıkeѦ16:18 15-Jun-10

What he said. Hyperbole's version is a masterful take on actual history; the mainspace article's only theme is that one of the letters in Sparta is an Uncyclopedia meme; it also mistakes gore for humor. SpıkeѦ13:15 15-Jun-10

Does this need to be voted on? Hype did a rewrite, but kept it in user space re PLS. Why not just do cut and paste of the page over here? • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009Wednesday, 07:45, Jun 16 2010 UTC

Delete. The babbling finally devolves to babbling about the editing process, or banter between editors. No work in the last two years except the addition of a Captain Obvious quote. SpıkeѦ14:36 13-Jun-10

Delete.. The moment any article mentions Star Wars related cobblers, I mark it down for the firing squad. This can be happily marched up to a wall - and as it is so lame, there will be no reprieve. Sentence will be carried out without a blindfold. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:33, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. This is crazy, illogical crap. It escaped QVFD/ICU because it's so old, so we might as well get rid of it this way. There's probably another way to get rid of things like this, but I'm clueless and trying to do my homework while nominating this page.--SirHELPMETalk(more? -->CUNROTMNOTMPlebUSSPeesSK)On Tuesday, 12:29, June 15 2010 UTC

Delete. As this is in-character crap--that is, role-playing rather than funny, I expect there will be a couple of votes to save it, from people looking for the next Uncyclopedia in-joke. If we huff this quickly, the in-joke could be one involving skill. SpıkeѦ02:15 15-Jun-10

Obliterate. "The band was formed in 1991 by bartendr and college drop-out Dave Matthews, who was clever enough to foresee that the band’s fan base would be too lazy to say a proper band name, and simply refer to catching the 'Dave' show last week." If this isn't deleted, there is a god. Love,

Delete on account of the band blowing so badly. Or so I've heard (cock). Also, his last name is my first name. I feel that it is a direct insult towards me. I have never been more offended in my life. --Roman Dog Bird 07:39, June 15, 2010 (UTC)

Delete. Fly the copter is a flash game in the most minimal sense of the word. It takes a lot of creativity and writing skill to flesh something like that out. That skill and creativity is notably absent here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:05, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Rewrote and edited I think I saved this one with an extensive operation (nurse, wipe my brow), and I saved the good parts, enhanced the better parts, and enlarged the great pic at the start of the page. Please have another look. Thanks, now I need a drink and a hooker. Aleister 3:30 8 6 MMX