Alfred Pennyworth: Are you coming back to Gotham for long, sir?Bruce Wayne: As long as it takes. I'm gonna show the people of Gotham that their city doesn't belong to the criminals and the corrupt.Alfred Pennyworth: In the depression, your father nearly bankrupted Wayne Enterprises combating poverty. He believed his example could inspire the wealthy of Gotham to save their city.Bruce Wayne: Did it?Alfred Pennyworth: In a way. Their murders shocked the wealthy and the powerful into action.Bruce Wayne: People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as Bruce Wayne, as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored I can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting.Alfred Pennyworth: What symbol?Bruce Wayne: Something elemental, something terrifying.Alfred Pennyworth: I assume that as you're taking on the underworld, this symbol is a persona to protect those you care about from reprisals.Bruce Wayne: You thinking about Rachel?Alfred Pennyworth: Actually, sir, I was thinking about myself.

At this point, you might be asking yourself, 'why am I holding this 30lb. Cinder block in my hands? You might also ask yourself, 'why does this cinder block have a long piece of string tied to it? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?

[Coach Skip is teaching Kristofferson the rules of Whackbat]Coach Skip: Basically, there's three grabbers, three taggers, five twig runners, and a player at Whackbat. Center tagger lights a pine cone and chucks it over the basket and the whack-batter tries to hit the cedar stick off the cross rock. Then the twig runners dash back and forth until the pine cone burns out and the umpire calls hotbox. Finally, you count up however many score-downs it adds up to and divide that by nine.Kristofferson: Got it.

Stephen: You said you ain't know him.Broomhilda: Huh?Stephen: I said, "You said you ain't know him."Broomhilda: I don't. Stephen: Yes, you do.Broomhilda: Mister Stephen, I don't.Stephen: Why is you lying to me?Broomhilda: [on the verge of tears] I ain't.Stephen: Then why is you cryin'?Broomhilda: You scaring me.Stephen: Why is I'm scarin' you?Broomhilda: Because you're scary.