Guam Fliers Aim to Prepare Islanders for Nuclear War

The sudden and stark possibility of a nuclear war has reached the island of Guam. The US territory, which is hosting the air base from which US bombers would likely depart to attack North Korea, is also liable to be a target for North Korean retaliation.

The flier goes on to advise people to take showers with “lots of soap and water” after the nuclear war is over, but warns them not to use conditioner because it might bind the radioactive material to their hair.

The stark reality of this sudden threat has some rethinking the merits of being an American territory at all, and of hosting US military bases, which have effectively put them on the front line of what could quickly be a devastating nuclear war.

Author: Jason Ditz

This sounds like the teeny tiny noocleer bombs on small robot planes that Saddam was going to send 5000 miles on one battery, or maybe on a tank of gas (laughing gas?) … failing that, there were always the ‘suitcase’ bombs, or maybe the blah blah blah etc etc
Definitely take a shower if this new threat happens.

Luchorpan

Free Guahan! US bases *out* of Guahan territory.

Luchorpan

Guahan should ask around, seek a better sugar daddy. If secession would be too difficult economically, maybe it could request joining Japan or someone else.