Huzzah, it's our very first entrant in the "show us a picture of Michelle Obama poisoning the White House fountain with Irish puke" contest! While this is not technically "taking a comical picture," as Ken requested, we will accept...

Who exorcist-puked in the White House fountain? Maybe nobody! Chicago street organizer Michelle Obama "ordered" the pretty fountain to be ruined in this gross way, because this is how Chicago people "celebrate" the Irish Plague, "Saint Patrick's Day," which...

A feature in yesterday's Washington Post Food section very liberally suggests, with a garish math graphic as its weapon, that Americans should use Thanksgiving as an opporunity to learn about eating "green" and reducing one's carbon footprint. Behold, the...

The downtown Sheraton in Denver was handing out WOODEN key cards, made of WOOD, as part of the Democrats' secret plan to embarrass themselves in front of the nation with their deliriously impractical solutions to such urgent problems as...

Hey, what the hell? Here's Hollywood's "The Joker" showing off his sweet Chevy ride with a regular crappy Chevy V-8, which runs on Hydrogen gas, which is produced by these little solar panels, all of which produce no emissions...

It appears the Democrats have come up with an absurdly constipated boondoggle of a convention that will show Americans, once again, exactly why they don't like electing Democrats. From the massive expense to the terrible lack of planning to...

Remember how the liberals and environmentalists were freaking out, a few days ago, because the BLM wanted to stop accepting solar-energy applications for federal land in the southwest until maybe the environmental impact of the other 125 projects already...