Nipple-off

Look at Kellan Lutz trying to hide is sulky pout. He thought he'd be the only piece of man meat with stripper nipple action at the 127 Hours premiere last night and must have been sorely disappointed to drive up against True Blood's Joe Manganiello. I imagine Kellan wanted very badly to challenge Joe to a throwdown at the afterparty. Werewolf Vampire Dance-off! They should be selling tickets to that sh-t. And all the people from Luke Perry's Dragon-Con appearance would have somewhere else to go.

Anyway, Kellan is apparently single now that he and that AnnaLynne McCord are now done. They’ve used each other to the most of their abilities. The way it was announced though you’d have thought they were the Brange. Why Is and Why Is broke up. Which barely matters, even on a slow news day.