Local Man

After more than forty-five minutes spent watching both professional and amatuer adult films through an array of online streaming services, local man Dave Amos says he is now experiencing “something that feels a lot like guilt”.

“I mean it’s not like I’ve hurt anyone… What I’m feeling is more of a disappointment. A disappointment in myself,”

Mr Amos, a 28-year-old medicine student says that he is now very aware that he “may have got carried away in the heat of things”.

“I really didn’t need to have eight tabs open…”

“I mean it’s an amazing world we live in… I could have only dreamed of this kind of set up when I was a teenager. But things can get pretty dark when you go tab-surfing like that…”

As a committed boyfriend of two and a half years, Dave says this afternoon’s incident is not easy to forget. Not as easy as it is to erase from his girlfriends laptop’s search history.

“I’m a little rattled by it all to be honest. My missus would never be able to understand the little adventures I go on,”

“Cheerleaders, neighbours, mothers-in-law, babysitters, ebony hitchikers… All at the same time,”