We thought Naomi had been uncharacteristically quiet of late, but it seems that trip to New York was more eventful than she let on! It seems she might have got her tail in twist – but when we said we needed the ultimate ‘flappability’ we didn’t mean to say she should run round town getting IN a flap. What could have set this feisty pin-up off this time? Will she really have to go to court? And was it one Wooftini too many in Poodle Class that tipped her over the edge? Now, in a SHOCKING EXCLUSIVE she speaks out about the air rage incident on the Dogs’ Ears video chat site that has just GONE LIVE.

Feng Po-Po is a feisty Chihuahua cross and a mile-a-minute chat star who could yap for all Asia in the Beijing Olympics! She is also the Chinese Goddess of Winds, which can sometimes be a little hard to control! Luckily she is only little, so the aromas, while pungent, stay close to the ground.

She is also an interior designer, Feng Shui and Chinese Horoscope Expert, who likes a game of Mah Jong with the ladies. Born in the Year of the Fire Dog, she speaks fluent Mandarin and is really rather clever – she also has a degree in Maths. (Just don’t ask her to tot up the dinner bill – as she is a firm believer that ‘addition is for bean counters!’)

As promised we’re going to be introducing some of the Dog Stars that will be wooing the public online at Dogs’ Ears. Our first featured canine chatster is the inimitable Jock McDog.

First things first: don’t let Jock’s rough exterior fool you, he’s the sweetest pooch north of Kinloch Rannock. With the excitement of his wife’s first litter on the way he can hardly concentrate on fetching Him Indoors’ slippers. Jock’s fame soared when he became the face of Woofters – look for his ears on packs of Cheese and Onion Crisps. But despite his high profile and legions of fans, Jock doesn’t let the celebrity lifestyle go to his head, you’d more likely find him relaxing at home in front of the telly with a glass of single malt Woofsky . ‘I’m an actor not a celebrity,’ says Jock. ‘You have to stay focused and keep your mind on the job. I’ve been there, dodged the Poocherazzi and got the T-shirt. Now the pups are on the way I’ve got new responsibilities. I was looking for a challenge and Dogs’ Ears was the perfect project. At the end of the day it’s all about the craft. Without that you’re nothing.’