The Situation claims he has never used steroids. "Never, never, never!" he says. "The steroid look is definitely a bulkier look - I have a more thin, lean look. I don't judge. If somebody is going to take steroids, that's their prerogative and their body. I'm worried about taking care of myself and working out and taking my body to the best it could be." [Digital Spy]

Matt Damon and his wife Luciana already have three daughters; Luciana is pregnant, and Matt says "it's a girl." [Ok!]

Audrina Patridge says she's not into plastic surgery: "Lots of people in Los Angeles get surgery and it's funny because they all start looking the same… It's important to have your own look and keep what you're born with, it's not something I'm going to do any time soon." I can think of two big reasons this is laughable. Big, round reasons. [Showbiz Spy]

Jim Carrey has "rebounded" and "scored" because he was seen with a hot brunette. [TMZ]

Daniel Radcliffe will play an Edward Cullen-esque character on a Halloween episode of The Simpsons. Lisa will fall in love with a mysterious new student named Edmund — who happens to be a vampire. But will there be a vampire baby? [Mirror]

Photos of Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio are fiercely protected, and you definitely won't see them on the cover of DiMaggio biography. [Gatecrasher]

"The wedding has not been arranged. I'm hoping to hold it in the Arctic sometime in June. I might get a polar bear to conduct the ceremony. It's what I've always wanted. Every little girl grows up dreaming of that and I was no different." — Russell Brand on his nuptials. [Contact Music]