These aren't the entries you're looking for.

So I had less than no fucking idea what I was talking about in my first entry. I blame lack of sleep.

For some reason I thought the upgrade had rebooted the whole blog feature. Never mind that I'd actually READ a lot of the blog entries and it should've occurred to me to wonder what happened to them. Furthermore, the stupid "recent entries" screen has a link that clearly states "Total Blogs - 30."