The Takeout Menu Organizer proudly acknowledges the fact that most of us don’t cook every night (or any night). Like a modern-day recipe box, the Menu Organizer neatly unites everything necessary to feed oneself via telephone or I...The Takeout Menu Organizer proudly acknowledges the fact that most of us don’t cook every night (or any night). Like a modern-day recipe box, the Menu Organizer neatly unites everything necessary to feed oneself via telephone or Internet. The perfect hostess, housewarming, or party gift—and a great self-purchase

Oh. My. God.
Apparently you place this little apparatus on your little boy's- um, little boy-- so he doesn't whiz on you while you're changing him.
What they forgot to mention was the scarring effect having a felt hat placed...Oh. My. God.
Apparently you place this little apparatus on your little boy's- um, little boy-- so he doesn't whiz on you while you're changing him.
What they forgot to mention was the scarring effect having a felt hat placed on their junk is going to do to them as men.
I'm buying 50.
$13.50

Give this to the overachiever in Cubicle Four...
They stay late, come early, never eat lunch and reply to emails in .4 seconds... too bad the boss doesn't notice. Before they off themselves, or go all postal employee-- give th...Give this to the overachiever in Cubicle Four...
They stay late, come early, never eat lunch and reply to emails in .4 seconds... too bad the boss doesn't notice. Before they off themselves, or go all postal employee-- give them a little token of your appreciation. At least it will guarantee that he passes over you when he mows down the department.
$48

For the guy in the office next door that swears everyone is out to get him...
A mini paper-shredder so he can destroy all of his super secret Post-Its "turkey on rye, no mayo", all his super secret phone messages "Call mom, yo...For the guy in the office next door that swears everyone is out to get him...
A mini paper-shredder so he can destroy all of his super secret Post-Its "turkey on rye, no mayo", all his super secret phone messages "Call mom, you forgot your compression socks" all his super secret documents "Risk: Ancient Babylon tournament"...
I'll use it until I can convince the boss that I need a "Burn Can"
$11.50

I've seen a few of these online, but this one is by far the prettiest.
I figure if you are going spend more on a handbag than you do on rent (for 6 months) the last thing you want is for it to mingle on the floor with the less...I've seen a few of these online, but this one is by far the prettiest.
I figure if you are going spend more on a handbag than you do on rent (for 6 months) the last thing you want is for it to mingle on the floor with the less affluent bags...
Seriously... I saw this 20/20 thing about the bacteria on the bottom of women's handbags-- disgusting.