AussieBum, the company behind Wonderjocks, underwear which “helps to lift and promote the size of a man’s genitals,” has a fan in actor Ewan McGregor. How big of a fan? AussieBum founder Sean Asby says:

We found out that Ewan McGregor was buying them only because he made such a huge order and we had to do a credit check.”

Um, not really sure what to do here. There’s not much you can say to embarrass a guy who doesn’t mind a credit check because he has a bottle cap for a penis. He better be glad he’s rich and famous, because his award for “Technically Not Having a Vagina” probably wouldn’t get him a lot of dates.