As recently as Oct. 24, the hip-hop mogul and the actress were “inseparable” in a booth at a New York restaurant, an eyewitness recalls, adding that “they had their hands all over each other.”

And as even-more-recently as Nov. 11, they were “making out, acting romantic” over lunch at a Beverly Hills eatery, according to another source.

But reps for both stars say they’re just pals, and are meeting to discuss a potential comedy movie. So … evidently that movie has a love scene, and they figured they’d rehearse it right off the bat?

Demi Done with Ashton

It’s all over! On Thursday, 49-year-old Demi Moore issued a statement to The Associated Press — (how A-list is that?!) — saying she is ending her marriage to Ashton Kutcher, 33.

The pair, who wed in September 2005, recently became tabloid fodder with constant rumors about Ashton’s alleged infidelity.

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life. This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation,” said the statement.

The breakup isn’t surprising. The day before their sixth anniversary, Moore tweeted this ominously quote from philosopher Epictetus: “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”

Kris Didn’t See It Coming

Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries is reportedly shocked by his sudden split. While his wife knew the marriage wasn’t working just a couple of weeks after the wedding, a source told OK! magazine, the basketball player “really thought she just gave up too quickly and didn’t even try.”

“It came out of nowhere — he really didn’t see the divorce coming,” adds the insider. “He’s angry and also very sad.”

“It’s been painful. Kris said that he never thought in a million years she would file for divorce without giving it a chance,” confides the source. “He wanted to try. He thought in a few weeks things would be smoothed over.”

“Kris was never really prepared for what he got into with Kim,” a friend says. “He thought he could turn off the celebrity whenever he wanted — that he could just ask people to give him space and they would. But it doesn’t work like that. It grated on his nerves until he started to snap.”

Hate to say it, Kris, but you just might be the only person in America who’s surprised your marriage didn’t make it.