Any Sex and the City fan will be the first to tell you that rewatching most of the episodes almost two decades later is just a major let down, but even so, I always think about how Samantha described Richard's cock as perfect, long, and pink. And then, I think he gave her a pink rose or something. Which is stupid. But anyway, as a fellow whore, perfect pink...

Freddie Woodward is the twink Brit diving sensation that we fell in lust with earlier this month when he flaunted his fat pink uncut cock in some delish dick pics. Those were taken down for some reason because I'm sure, LEGALLY SPEAKING, he intended for them to be on the Internet, but, such are the mysteries of the basically dark web. NE WAYZ, The twenty-two-year-old sorta kinda Ansel Elgort-y...

Yes ma'am! Cute German footballer Pascal Stenzel is giving me butt baby between Cheyenne Jackson and Nicholas Hoult realness, and thanks to some hot dick pics, we know a lot About THIS Boy. The twenty-two-year-old gets very kinky off the field, and while it appears that he's wooing a lady with the pics versus a gentleman - as tipped off with the coy "Now you Pussy and tits and Face" snap,...

Patrick LeBlanc is teen bodybuilder sensation with almost 100K followers on Instagram, but interestingly that is not where you will see his best work. That would be on a certain other social media platform reserved exclusively for perverts - let's all say it together - Tumblr! Patrick has been a very busy boy when he's not working on dat bod, and now we have even more pics of his fat uncut...

Mauro Gentile is a freakishly gorgeous Insta model who we can go ahead and file under "My goddamn TYPE!" and thanks to the God of Penises, we have this delish dick pic that shows off what Gentile has been teasing this whole time! Hey Mauro. Don't go Gentile on me.