Aye Carumba!
Don't have a cow man!
I will not put cherry bombs in the teacher's toliet again. I will not put cherry bombs in the teacher's toliet again. I will not put cherry bombs in the teacher's toliet again.

Ok, you want a beer. Well even though I'm the ugliest joe on the block I can pour you a beer and listen to your problems... By the way 'Is there an Al Coholic here? Someone on the phone is looking for Al Coholic!'