For the most part, President Obama’s gay marriage announcement yesterday, which you may have heard about, was greeted with celebration, if not “ABOUT DAMN TIME.” For the most part.

However, deep in the darkest part of the internet’s as$hole, where Taggart from Blazing Saddles is considered a role model, room temperature IQ dolts everywhere either misread the news or immediately deduced that because Obama’s for gay marriage, or at least not against gay marriage, well, he MUST be gay. Ipso facto and sh*t LOL.

I’m, of course, talking about Twitter, where any dullard with a laptop (or access to a local library, where they can reserve a spot on a desktop) can voice their opinion. And boy did the idiots come out yesterday! Here are 20 folks who believe that Obama is gay, oftentimes using very emphatic language to make their, um, point. As much as I love America and free speech, I hate these people so much.

All right, Tyler Hinckley, I’ll wait. While we’re waiting, I’m curious: has anyone ever met or heard of a Tyler who wasn’t a dickless halfwit?

So let’s see… Obama’s a socialist, a Kenyan, a Muslim, a friend of terrorists, a flat-out liar (boooring), and now a homosexual. I wonder if there’s any president in the history of America who’s been attributed to so many groups of “others.” I’m totes wondering as to where that stems from. #blackguy

I appreciate AimeeBee’s self-deprecating, non-accusatory approach, though. I don’t think she really belongs with the rest of these knuckle-draggers.

I’d be depressed that these people each have a vote that counts the same as mine, but I’m pretty sure they think voting is something you only do when Ryan Seacrest gets on the teevee and tells them to.

The lack of literacy on the parts of all these little boys and girls is hilarious. As for all of them saying homosexuality is disgusting:Disgust is usually fear based on seeing something of oneself reflected in another person. Then there is the unnatural part, to that I say. [www.amazon.com]