Brian: I'm going to bed. I'm whipped. Why are you
looking at me like that? Did I do something wrong?

Liz: Brian, I know you helped Diana a lot with
her waitressing job today, but your own job didn't get done.

Brian: I know. I'm sorry. Look, I'll do it first
thing in the morning, ok?

Liz: You had all day. I know. All right. You
helped Diana, which helped me, and you saved her job, but still --

Brian: Look, I'm really tired right now.

Liz: Brian, I need those guest rooms painted.
This is my busiest time of the year. I'm booked solid. I need all my rooms ready
tomorrow.

Brian: All right. You're right. You're right. I
told you I'd have them done, and I do. I have them all done except for one. I'll
do it right now. Don't worry about it. I just hope I can stay awake.

Liz: I wonder if Diana realizes how much that man
loves her and that he'd be willing to sacrifice anything for her.

Diana: He's here. My love. I know it's him, I can
feel him in my heart. Come to me. I need you. Brian?

Theresa: I have learned so much from everyone in
this room -- my mother, my wonderful brothers. But the people who taught me the
most are new friends. They only came into my life just a few years ago, but they
-- they changed my life forever. Ivy, Rebecca, you have taught me so much about
life, about love, about how to get what you want in life. You've taught me so
very much, and that's why I want to treat you all to dinner tonight. Just bill
everything to me -- Mrs. Julian Crane.

[Music plays]

Brian: Hey.

Diana: Hey. I heard the music, so I thought I'd
come check it out.

Brian: Oh. Is it too loud? Did I wake you up?

Diana: No, no. I -- I just sort of woke up.

Brian: Bad dream?

Diana: No. Not what I expected, though.

Brian: No?

Diana: So, why are you working so late?

Brian: I got to get this done.

Diana: After all you did to help me today? You
must be exhausted.

Brian: No. No, I'm not too tired, and besides, it
won't take me too long to do all this.

Diana: Why can't you do this tomorrow?

Brian: Because this is the busiest season down
here. Liz needs this room by first thing in the morning, so --

Diana: I'd think Liz would have had you do this
before tonight. Wait a minute. You were supposed to do this today, weren't you?
You couldn't because you were too busy helping me.

Brian: No, it's no big deal.

Diana: Yes, Brian, it is a big deal. You saved my
job today, now you got to stay up all night so that you can finish yours.

Brian: Look, it's really not a big deal. It's not
so bad. I mean, I've worked harder, believe me. On the albacore run, you can
stay up for 48 hours straight.

Theresa: I have a baby to think about now, Mama.
Isn't that what you keep telling me, that my baby comes first?

Pilar: Yes, but I didn't mean for you --

Theresa: Mama, you told me to give up on my
dreams, to stop hoping that Ethan would come back to me. And, Luis, didn't you
tell me to stop believing in fate, to focus on reality? Well, this is my
reality. I am married to Julian Crane, and I am carrying Julian's baby. And I
need to be able to give this child what he or she is entitled to, and I'm going
to do just that.

Miguel: What's Theresa doing?

Kay: I don't know.

Ivy: Well, you're my lawyer. Do something, for
goodness' sake.

Ethan: What -- I don't know what Theresa's doing.

Ivy: Isn't it obvious? She's trying to lay claim
to Julian's estate.

Ethan: I don't think Theresa's like that.

Ivy: Oh, she is exactly like that, and you have
got to put a stop to it -- to her.

Tabitha: I don't believe what I've heard.

Zombie Charity: Wonderful, isn't it? The plan I
gave Theresa is foolproof.

Zombie Charity: [As Julian] Ah!

Theresa: My God, what are you doing here?

Zombie Charity: [As Julian] I just wanted to see
if your little chat with Whitney changed your mind. Are you going to forfeit
your chance to be with Ethan the way she blew hers with Chad? You could, you
know, if you find what I've proposed too repugnant. Or you could seize the
opportunity I have put before you and take control of your life. Now, I admit
there are a few little unpleasant tasks to be completed along the way, but by
the end of it all, Ethan will be yours. It's entirely up to you, my beloved.

Zombie Charity: And she took the bait I held out
-- Ethan.

Timmy: Theresa doesn't even know it was zombie
Charity disguised as Julian.

Zombie Charity: Correct, dim-Tim. Yes, Theresa is
going to take down the entire Crane family. Beautiful thing is she doesn't even
know it. She also doesn't know that she has just opened the door to chaos and
suffering for the entire town. I'm just getting started. Wait to see what
happens next.

Grace: Oh --

Sam: Hey, what is it?

Grace: I just had this feeling wash over me, this
terrible feeling. Something is wrong. Something is very wrong.

Brian: Hey. What are you doing?

Diana: Well, you helped me with my job today, so
now I'm going to help you with yours.

Brian: Oh, no. You're going to go back to bed.

Diana: You're as tired as I am. Look, we'll both
get to bed a lot sooner if we work on this together, so now may I have the paint
can, please? Paint, please?

Brian: You need your rest.

Diana: If you keep arguing with me like this,
we're just going to have to be here all night.

Brian: All right. All right, fine. I should know
better than to argue with you and stop you when you've got your mind set on
something.

Diana: It is set, all right.

Brian: Here, take this one.

Diana: Thank you.

Zombie Charity: Hi, Aunt Grace.

Grace: Charity, I need to talk to you.

Zombie Charity: About what?

Grace: Well, I know your premonitions are
stronger than mine, and I was wondering if you were feeling anything tonight.

Zombie Charity: Tonight? Here? No. Uh-uh.

Grace: You see, I'm having this terrible feeling,
and I feel like evil is here.

Zombie Charity: I don't feel anything evil, Aunt
Grace.

Grace: Oh, you see, I just feel like whatever is
going on with Theresa tonight is going to cause terrible pain for a lot of
people.

Zombie Charity: A lot of good that's going to do
her. You think she's going to suspect the evil is her sweet niece? Uh-uh.

Timmy: But you're not even really Charity.

Zombie Charity: Yes, but nobody knows that except
for you, Tabitha, and Kay. And you're not going to talk, now, are you, Timmy?
Because you know that would be very dangerous.

Tabitha: We won't say a word.

Zombie Charity: Right. No one's going to stop me.
No one.

Ivy: I could just wring that girl's neck.

Rebecca: Girl? She's not a girl, she's a scheming
slut.

Gwen: Will the two of you please calm down?

Rebecca: How can we calm down? There is too much
at stake here.

Ivy: We are not going to let that little gold
digger get away with it.

Ethan: Theresa.

Theresa: Ethan.

Ethan: Look, Theresa, I know you've been through
a lot, but I think there's a different way to deal with all this.

Theresa: I don't know what you mean.

Ethan: You're not really married to Julian.

Theresa: Oh?

Ethan: Look, Theresa, you told me you don't
remember marrying him. You said that he got you drunk and that you don't even
remember what happened, that when you made love to him you were thinking about
me. That's what you told me, isn't it?

Theresa: Yes.

Ethan: So you never really married Julian, it's
not a real marriage. Now, you said it was an accident, it was a horrible
mistake. Look, Theresa, you know I'm representing my mother contesting the
divorce Julian got down in the islands.

Theresa: Yes, I know.

Ethan: Well, this has been kind of hard on her.

Theresa: Hard on Ivy?

Ethan: Look, I know they never really had a
perfect marriage, but, you know, she's been his wife for over two decades, they
had three children together, and that means something.

Theresa: Oh, yes, it does.

Ethan: She's been his wife. You know, she
deserves what's rightfully hers. I know you understand that.

Theresa: Ethan, what I know is Julian divorced
Ivy down in the islands and he married me. Ok? And on our wedding night, he got
me pregnant. Those are the facts.

Ethan: Yeah, but, Theresa, it's not a real
marriage. You never loved Julian.

Theresa: Are you trying to tell me that your
mother did? Ethan, she had another man's child and then passed you off as
Julian's son for all those years. Ivy deceived Julian every day of their
marriage.

Ethan: I cannot believe I'm hearing this coming
from you.

Theresa: Whether you believe it or not, I am Mrs.
Julian Crane, and as Julian's wife and mother of his child, it's my right to
claim everything that I'm entitled to -- everything that's rightfully mine.

Singer: I've never known a girl like you before
now just like in a song from days of yore here you come a-knockin' knockin' on
my door

Diana: Hey! Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't
the object here to get the paint on the wall?

Brian: That would be the concept, yes.

Diana: Well, instead you seem to have splattered
it all over my face.

Brian: Splattered? No, I would call that right
there on your face a dab.

Diana: Oh, no, no, no. This is a dab. This is a
splatter.

Brian: Well, thank you for pointing out that
distinction.

Diana: No problem.

Brian: What would you call this, then?

Diana: That would be a squiggle.

Brian: Uh-huh. You know, that is a lovely color
on you, I must say.

Diana: Au contraire. With your skin tone, oh,
just look how it brings out your eyes. [Gasps] Oh, so that's how you want to
play, huh?

Brian: Yeah, yeah. You started it.

Diana: Oh, I did?

Brian: Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Diana: I don't think so.

Brian: See, you got your face in the way of my
paintbrush.

Diana: Get in the way of this.

Grace: Well, you guys, we're all heading home.

T.C.: So soon? It's turned into a very
interesting night.

Grace: Well, I just hope things don't get worse.

Luis: I have no idea why Theresa is acting like
this.

Miguel: What do you think, Mama?

Pilar: I don't know. We've talk to her, but she's
not listening.

Miguel: Well, maybe we can get through to her at
home.

Luis: Yeah, I hope so.

Whitney: Air. I got to get some air. Oh!

Chad: Hey.

Whitney: Excuse me.

Chad: It's all right. You ok?

Whitney: Yes, thank you.

Chad: No, you're not. Whitney, I know we're not
supposed to be talking to each other right now, but just tell me what's wrong.

Whitney: Well, my best friend is acting crazy,
Chad. She just was in there saying she was Mrs. Julian Crane. That's what's
wrong. I mean, what in the world got into her?

Chad: Well, maybe this is just a crazy way for
Theresa to try to get Ethan back.

Whitney: You're not serious, right?

Chad: Well, think about it.

Whitney: I don't need to think about it. There's
no way this could ever help Theresa get closer to Ethan. In fact, it could push
him further away from her.

Theresa: Enjoying your evening, ladies?

Rebecca: You don't stand a chance of getting away
with this, you little tramp. Everyone knows that I am Mrs. Julian Crane.

Ivy: Oh, please. I am Mrs. Crane. I was married
to the man for over --

Rebecca: You were his ex-wife. I am the rightful
Mrs. Crane.

Ivy: Please, your claim would be laughed out of
court.

Rebecca: Julian married me after he divorced you
and after his sham of a marriage to you was annulled.

Theresa: Let's talk about that, Rebecca shall we?
As much as I hate to agree with Ivy, she is right about your claim being tossed
out. Your marriage to Julian wasn't legal, and you know it.

Rebecca: I know nothing of the sort.

Theresa: When Julian married you, he was still
legally married to me, and he still is.

Rebecca: Your pathetic little marriage was wiped
off the books.

Theresa: The annulment wasn't valid because
Julian slept with me, and my being pregnant with his child is proof of that. As
for you, Ivy, you know very well Julian divorced you down in the islands.

Ivy: The divorce wasn't legal, and I will prove
it.

Theresa: Just give up, both of you. I'm the real
Mrs. Julian Crane, and I would appreciate it if you both moved out of my house.

Rebecca: What?

Theresa: You heard me.

Ivy: Your house?

Theresa: You have no right to be there, and I
want you gone -- both of you -- tonight. Do I make myself clear?

Zombie Charity: This is going exactly as planned.
But I think I need to up the stakes just a little bit. Cause an explosion? Yes.
That's what I'll do.

Timmy: What did she mean by that, Princess?

Tabitha: Don't ask, lad.

Timmy: But Timmy is asking. What does Princess
think Zombie is going to do?

Tabitha: I hate to even hazard a guess, but I'm
sure it's going to be even more horrible than we can imagine.

Jessica: What did you do where you used to live?

David: So, how you feeling? Any better?

Grace: Yeah.

David: No more premonitions or whatever it was
back there?

Grace: Well, I hope it was nothing, but, you
know, it was strange. I did feel that something was wrong. But when I talked to
Charity, she said she didn't sense anything, so I'll let it go.

David: Right. Yeah, Charity -- Charity has
premonitions, too.

Grace: But hers are much stronger than mine, and
she's very attuned to evil. But, you know, she said she didn't sense anything,
so it's probably nothing. Look.

David: What?

Grace: John and Jessica. It really hasn't taken
them any time at all to bond. But then, they are brother and sister, so -- you
know, I was so devastated when I lost my baby. It really means a lot to me to
have another son. God answered my prayers. Look, David, if John isn't really my
son, please let me know. I have to know.

Chad: Well, I ain't saying that her plan's going
to work. All right? I'm just giving her props for trying, that's all. I mean,
she certainly doesn't do anything halfway. She doesn't go back and forth. I
mean, even when her family was telling her to give up Ethan, here she is trying
to get back the man she loves. That's commitment. I wish you was doing the same
thing. You know, trying to go after your dreams. Love. But no, you just sit back
and listen to what your parents tell you to do and ignore what's in your heart.

Timmy: What is that zombie going to do? What has
she got planned? And where did she go?

Diana: Well, how on earth are we going to get all
of this paint off of us?

Brian: There's only one way.

Diana: How?

Brian: Come with me.

Luis: Hank. I didn't even know this was here.

Hank: I remember when that was taken. God, that
was such a fun party. Just a really good time, man.

Luis: That was the best.

Hank: Those times are over, Luis.

Luis: I know. Seeing the picture brings back all
those feelings again. I was so happy.

Hank: Hey, you're going to be happy again.

Luis: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Beth: There you are. I have been looking all over
for you.

Luis: Beth. What are you doing here?

Beth: Well, Hank invited me.

Hank: I told her to come on by after she closed
up the Book Cafe.

Beth: Mm-hmm. He promised to buy me a drink, and
I'm going to hold him to it.

Hank: I figured we could have a beer, talk, you
know, have one of those good times.

Luis: Yeah.

Chad: And as far as Theresa's concerned, I mean,
she's going to do what she wants to do whether she's right or wrong. I admire
that.

Whitney: Yeah, I know, I know. Theresa always
follows her heart and doesn't always do what her family wants her to do. You
keep telling me that over and over.

Chad: Because it's true.

Whitney: You know, my parents just want what's
best for me, Chad. They got a pretty good life, don't you think? And they just
want a good life for me. Why is that such a horrible thing for you to
understand?

Chad: Whitney, you're not getting what I'm saying
here.

Whitney: No, no, no, you're not listening to what
I am saying to you. They just don't want me to be hurt or go down the wrong
path, that's all.

Chad: Well, define "wrong path." I mean, if you
do what your parents want you to do instead of what you know deep down inside
you want to do, isn't that the wrong path?

Whitney: You know, I'm not going to have you talk
about my parents like that. My parents are perfect.

Eve: I don't know about that. I think things are
going to be a great deal worse tomorrow once those DNA results come back and
everyone finds out what a truly horrible person you are.

Ivy: I am warning you, Eve, change those DNA test
results or --

Eve: You think that you can destroy my life by
telling my family about my past and playing that tape of me singing. And you
think that you can tear Grace and Sam apart by having David pretend to be
Grace's husband and the father of her child. And what is actually happening,
Ivy? It's blowing up in your face. God, I hope Theresa does take the Crane money
and the Crane name and you just are left with nothing because that is absolutely
what you deserve.

Miguel: I'm worried about you, sis.

Theresa: Don't be.

Miguel: How can I not be? All right, I'm not sure
what you're doing is right for you.

Theresa: Well, I'm sure, and that's all that
matters.

Pilar: No, Theresa. This is not only about you.
We are your family, and it affects all of us. Why can't I make you understand
that?

Theresa: Why can't you trust me, Mama?

Pilar: Because you are playing with fire.

Theresa: Well, I will promise you one thing. I am
not the one who's going to get burned.

Zombie Charity: [As Julian] Oh, what an
imagination you have. I'm not going to hurt you. Don't be frightened. You are
the one I loved when I was alive. You know that. I'm here to help you.

Rebecca: How?

Zombie Charity: [As Julian] By telling you who
killed me.

Rebecca: Who killed you?

Zombie Charity: [As Julian] I'm going to tell you
who my murderer is.

Liz: Take a break, paint man. I got nice
fresh-baked --

Diana: Oh, that water felt good.

Brian: Yeah. Nothing like a late-night swim, huh?

Diana: Oh, yeah. Hey, you -- you missed a spot.

Brian: Where? Did you get it? I'll race you to
the buoy.

Brian: All right, you're on.

Hank: Hey, this will be fun. Hang out just like
we used to, huh?

Luis: Oh. Beth, I'm sorry. I didn't even know
that you were coming, and I've actually got to go back out on patrol, so --

Beth: Oh.

Luis: Well --

Beth: Ok. Well, yeah, I guess duty calls.

Luis: Yeah. Well, I'll see you soon, ok?

Beth: Mm-hmm.

Luis: Hank. Pleasure --

Hank: Yeah.

Luis: As always.

Beth: Thanks for trying, Hank, but I can't
compete with a ghost.

Hank: It's time to make that ghost disappear.

Eve: I've never met anybody quite like you, Ivy.
You're so totally heartless. Always trying to destroy everyone's happiness. Do
you have any idea how devastated Grace is going to be when she finds out that
John isn't really her son?

Ivy: But she doesn't have to be, Eve, if you just
do as I asked and change the DNA test results.

Eve: No. No, I won’t. I won't do it.

Ivy: Yeah, we'll see about that, Eve. I have a
feeling you're going to do exactly what I want you to do.

Grace: You know, David, I'm -- I'm so sorry. I
shouldn't have put you on the spot like that. I mean, to think that -- you know,
John is my son. I know it in my heart. And when those results come back from the
DNA test, the whole world is going to know it.

Zombie Charity: This is going to get really good.
I just set something up that's going to cause more pain and suffering than these
goody-good folks can handle.

T.C.: So, how do you think this is going to turn
out with Ivy, Rebecca, and Theresa?

Sam: I don't know. Too bad Julian's dead. He
created this mess. If he was here, he could clear this whole thing up right now.
That's a good one, isn't it? My wishing Julian were here?

Rebecca: Julian may not be here, but you can
still arrest his murderer. Attention, everyone. I know who killed Julian Crane.
Chief Bennett, I want you to arrest Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald for the murder of
Julian Crane.