From the cold cornfields of Iowa, puddin studied the black art of
ninjitsu under the dojo of Master Hotobukido-Notjoshoti-Umezu through
her early years, practicing the art on nearby cows*
and barns. A fourth-degree ultrablackbelt, she will only unleash her
powers of destruction when absolutely necessary -- that is, of course,
including in defense of the #42 Posse.