I was reading the Comfest thread and saw many people mentioning Zoombezi so I thought I'd clear some clutter and start this new thread.

I just got back from a day at the bay. And by "day at the bay" I really meant "Day at Crocktail Island, drinking beer". I love finally being able to be on the grownup side of the waterpark. The prices were REALLY good for a theme park. 16oz drafts were $4.99, and you could get Shock Top or Goose Island. But for $9, you get a 23oz Pilsner glass, that ony costs $3.99 to refill, for the rest of the summer. I was telling my wife, $4 for a 23oz Goose Island is better than 98% of bars in town, I would bet.

New slides = there's only 2. One of them has this stupid washout ramp, and it looks kinda boring. The other one has some nice dips, and this awesome upwards part. Hard to describe. I really liked that one.

Here is a picture of me, super drunk, at 4pm today. With my awesome $15 shades that I bought at the zoo. #winning

when i learn to control otters with my piercing squeal you're going down

It's going be the cutest massacre ever.

LOLOLOL

_________________"My brother's Municipal League baseball team is named the Stepdads. Seeing as none of the guys on the team are actual stepdads, I inquired about the name. He explained, "Cuz we beat you, and you hate us."-unknown