(01-14-2016, 11:14 AM)Electric shock Wrote: HOUSTON, TX | A 67-year-old woman was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a “spermaholic”.

The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Jeff Baroody said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Helmut Findreich attesting to her atypical medical condition.

(01-14-2016, 11:14 AM)Electric shock Wrote: HOUSTON, TX | A 67-year-old woman was released Tuesday after admitting to engaging in prostitution, but has ultimately avoided jail time after being diagnosed as a “spermaholic”.

The district attorney’s office had sought a 48-hour jail term, which Assistant District Attorney Jeff Baroody said was comparable to other prostitution sentences imposed in the county.

The defense argued successfully, however, that her client had no prior criminal record and produced the testimony of Dr. Helmut Findreich attesting to her atypical medical condition.

It's punishable by death here, and they kill your parents, grandparents and children.
But seriously... yes. Like the US and other bassakward Jesus protein shake drinkin' countries, it's illegal.
Some lawmakers have some stupid ideas they can legislate morality.
Instead of regulation, taxation, and mandatory STD tests for public safety, they expect Jesus, disease and cops to handle those issues.
The nievaty of do-gooders knows no boundaries.
Praise the Lord.

(01-14-2016, 11:58 AM)JayRodney Wrote: She's a purdy lil thing ain't she? I can't believe a court bought that excuse... the judge had to be one of her clients.

Or a SJUW...

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice

(01-14-2016, 02:12 PM)JayRodney Wrote: It's punishable by death here, and they kill your parents, grandparents and children.
But seriously... yes. Like the US and other bassakward Jesus protein shake drinkin' countries, it's illegal.
Some lawmakers have some stupid ideas they can legislate morality.
Instead of regulation, taxation, and mandatory STD tests for public safety, they expect Jesus, disease and cops to handle those issues.
The nievaty of do-gooders knows no boundaries.
Praise the Lord.

Isn't it odd that with all the shït going on in the world God is most concerned with keeping you from feeling good?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice

(01-14-2016, 03:23 PM)JayRodney Wrote: He worries about the most petty f*ckin' shït of any creator ever.

Yup. And his biggest concern is what you do when you are naked.

What's that all about?

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice

What politics from both sides wants to teach us is that things are never complex. If you have your little package and something doesn't fit into that package, You don't know what to make of it so you want to dismiss it or then you will have to do the work of reconsidering your assumptions. - Michael Malice