Someday we will look back longingly on this picture as a model of restraint and dignity. That day will be when we hear that the woman who made her fortune by hawking a film of herself being peed on will be adding to it by broadcasting the birth live on pay-per-view.

I believe I’m detecting some ill feelings in these posts. I’m surprised at the number of people who comment here who don’t like large-breasted Armenian-American women with asses that have their own area codes.