Another college experience. Huge party at some random apartment. 100+ in 4 bedroom. After a few cases, my roommate and I decide to throw M80's from this third story balcony til the cops show up. First time was a warning to which we ignored. Being drunk, we didn't realize the same cop was hiding behind another building waiting for those firecrackers to start going off. He floors it, getting up to about 35 and skids right under our balcony (our building was edged up against the parking lot). As he's stepping out, my last torpedo is whizzing towards his head. He was furious, but unscathed. The cop busted the party and was looking hardcore for my ass. As soon as I saw him coming I ducked in the bathroom and noticed some huge ass pile of laundry. It was a handicap accessible bathroom so it was as big as a bedroom inside. It was nasty under there but being drunk and scared shitless i didn't really notice at the time. Nobody gave me up either, which is surprising. Everyone at the party just said i left before they busted in.
TL;DR Threw firecracker at cop from 3rd story balcony. Hid under dirty laundry til they were gone.

well, my company doesn't give 2nd chances for any reason. Since I work in a 'right to work' state, they don't even need a reason to fire me. So i'm contemplating just smoking the rest of my bag(prob only a gram or two) then quitting until i find another job. Bad time to be unemployed though.