Hater Humpday (urp)

now, for those of you concerned that you are coming to my dinner party tonight–it’s not that serious, and the party is still on. This is more of the, “wow i shouldn’t have eaten that” moment that leaves you on the verge of urping with a splitting headache and various intestinal issues, and fucks up your entire morning. yay me.

(urp)

so, i hope you don’t mind if i go lay down for a moment. it IS 5 in the morning.