Bride: "You're married now. There's not going to be any time for you to hang out and have fun with your friends!"
Groom: *whimpers*
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

How weddings look like in 2030 when the womens have 51% of all control in the world.

Edit: This is actually a theoretical subject I took up, siences have forseen that around 2030, womens will stand with 51% of control in the world and, by my own spekulations, a man discriminasion will begin.