So he came into my last period today and sat down right next to patrick for no reason then when we left he followed us out to our cars then watched us leave again. What the actual **** is going on, does he want pictures of my feet?

from my experiences in grade school i can tell that everything you just said is either a rumor, or an exaggeration, and also that you're a huge dickhead and he probably embarrassed you somehow to where you felt the need to come make fun of him to a bunch of anonymous people online

i can also see him being more successful in the future, making way more money than you while you sit at home surfing the web recycling old default profile pics on facebook from when you were younger because you will be fat.