"My Immortal"

"My Nasty Portal"

The Lyrics

My weight has become severe.My doctors tell me of their fearsAnd when they leaveA muffin falls out my sleeve.

Oh the nurse still lingers here,And she won't feed me at all.There's food I had to stealTried Bribing the nurse, sadly no deal,Much missing from the diet cokes embrace

CHORUSWhen I'll leave I'll go to buy ten beersWhere food is as good as it appearsNo empty stomach in all these years.Food still hasHold of me.

This small plate leaves meHungry all night.My feeding nurse left tonight.Cheeseburger hidden in my behindMcDonalds haunts me,In such pleasant dreams,Wish I could order away,But these darn hospital walls are around me...

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They try so hard to fool me with "the food is gone"But the pancake mix is with meYes, it's been here all along...

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