Spoof news stories from Sunday 13 October 2013

A whistleblower CIA operative has broken ranks to alert the world to a coming catastrophe. Dr. Fritz Measure, an astrophysicist who once worked on the infamous HAARP project spoke at his hideout in Canada.
The CIA has since declared the program r...

Italy - "Eez meant to keep out all those boat people," Venice Lagoon harbormaster Gian-Carlo sambucca said today as a massive erection of steel gates bolted to the sea floor was being installed ahead of high tide.
The 23,000 tonne, 78-section barr...

David Cameron and George (Gideon) Osborne were last night sensationally recorded celebrating the privatisation of Royal Mail with a great big Gangsta Royal Mail Theft themed party.
The party started for Pre-dinner drinks at "The Last Post Pub" o...

Channel Four have finally brought out the TV show that the country has been crying out for. "Up All Night: The Nightclub Toilet" looking to cash in on the nations massive interest in seeing drunk wanker's being sick and swearing at the attendants oth...

The team behind the phenomenal "Price is Right" have launched a new TV game show. Called "EL PORCO D'ORO" or "The Golden Pig", it is sweeping America.
To advertize for ten seconds during the show will cost half a million dollars. CNN executives are delighted and Jerry Springer says he is "disappointed" he wasn't asked to compere. It is in fact being compered by Ozzie Ozbourne. How does it work...