Bachmann-German For “Dumbass” [AUDIO]

Welcome to the RockShow Threesome. We have fun from all four corners of the globe, which begs the question, "how can a globe have corners"? Now we're just confused. Please listen to our morning doodies.

Just like you're personal business, we recommend you do a #1 and a #2 today. Only do #3 if you're really brave and promise to wash afterwards.

If you plan on doing any cocaine anytime soon, you may want to listen to this (while you can).

Michelle Bachmann is going to be a goldmine of comedy material

How about some "smoked Indian nuts"? Uh, you might want to listen before you answer.