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249171VeeKay:@Felicity It floats because it froze to death. What we see as ice is the spirit of the water trying to get to heaven.

DrinkMixMan: We're gonna need a wackier boat!Amy Housewine: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.Flirb Dampumple: Farewell and adieu to you bare naked ladiesmwoody: wait i screwed that upmwoody: Heh heh, that shark's belly is full of sailorsjochenau: That is the most stunningly well-crafted cake I've ever seen.

SunWukong: This is not what it seems.jochenau:@jochenau YES I KNOW IT'S BACKWARDSjochenau: The boot's on top of a larger boot, which is on a turtle, which is on the backs of four elephants.WispyPeccadillo: He boot too big for he gotdamn feet

Wookiee: Amen.a robot:@Mr. Shine Glad to hear it! :Dscribbs: Any theology that let's Michael Bay have a hand in it is clearly a false theology.Fugative: Gets better results Mr. Shine: I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.Starky15: Domo Arigato Mr.Roboto. Thank you for protecting the house.Mr. Whiskers: More like Optimus Shrine, amirite?mwoody: A lot of Christians don't realize that the "Immaculate Conception" doesn't refer to the conception of Christ. It actually refers to the first time Optimus Prime transformed in to a truck.

Lestrange:@jazzjunkie Thank you!jazzjunkie:@Lestrange If it makes you feel better, the photographer's caption was "A firefighter refreshed himself with his hose as he worked at putting out a fire in a shopping center in Havana, Cuba, Tuesday. No injuries or fatalities have been reported so far." Lestrange: Christ that guys going to lose his eyes at the very leastLaeMi: That is potentially a very dangerous situation - those hoses can be lethal at close range!Wookiee: Why isn't this hose....blgrrrgh... Goddamn it Scotty!tib gubb: sometimes you just gotta take a second on the job and cool offscribbs: Twist: a little water ain't gonna get that nasty spider off his cheek.ThoughtlessGentleman: Standing in the middle of the road ejaculating.Teechur: Good thing he's wearing that raincoat to keep him dry.jochenau: You just found the marble in the oatmeal! You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy, you know why? You get to drink from the FIRE HOSE!!!Supermansbrother: Wargappblppbl.

a robot: Not as fun as Million Dollar Birthday Friesscribbs: There are cheaper ways to get 140 empty calories per serving.ClockworkJackalope: Fees cobbled togetherMr. Butt: Million Dollar White Bread is my stripper name.mwoody: "My bread is 1%." "1% what?" "No, it's the 1%."Mr. Whiskers: Nonwhite breads only earn an average of $820,000 for the same sandwich. Sad.Amy Housewine: Inflation.

Cami: A couple of them still look cold.Wookiee: The power of Christ compelled them.ignatz: Hope they're not Raelians, cos you know what happens next with those guys..ClockworkJackalope: We're gonna take a picture children to remember this day, and to your brother when he wouldn't fucking clean up his roomMr. Shine: For the glory of Satan, of course!Mr. Whiskers: This is f-... Dammit @whiplash !ThoughtlessGentleman: Wanna let it burn wanna let it burn wanna wanna let it burn let it burn.whiplash: This is fine. (had to say it)Teechur: They may have donated it to the local fire department for practice.Zukero:@fumbduck it's the neighbor's house. They set it on fire themselves.NoRagrets: They saw a fuckhuge spider.fumbduck: Sad if real. But kudos for having their sense of humor intact.SunWukong: The family that prays together slays together.

jazzjunkie:@mwoody MS Word grammar check has something to say about the sentence structure.mwoody: Why is every word underlined except "thank you"?jochenau: Anyone have one of those RAD stickers and know where this sign is?DrinkMixMan: I'm leaving this road a good review on YelpSunWukong: To the women & men who worked on this sign. Thank you! RAD job proud of you.

Cami: This could take a while to sort out.a robot: Mutually assured destructionAnnoying Vegan : SuperboopClockworkJackalope: "Quit boopinnman snoot" " your Noopin mine"Teechur: When my neighbor's daughter goes home for a visit, there are 4 Goldens running around. They use a tennis racket to launch ball after ball after ball. Hilarious!SunWukong: God I wish I had these two and a tennis ball cannon.

Fugative: I think that was a possum Mr. Shine: Jenna Marbles' boyfriend's dog, Peach.Dr. Bathroom: Fat Italian is redundant. whiplash: Are you the same person who drew the leprechaun in Alabama? Zukero: Needs a yellow curved fruit for scale.

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