Bigger, Bluer, Messier

Retraction: Every Quake You Fake

My husband would like it noted (and by “like it noted” I mean he may have said in passing “that’s not me, that’s you”) that he does not in fact make fun of The Police’s “Every Breathe You Take” and if he did, it would only occur when his wife was doing it, too. (Well, how could you not? The song kind of begs for it. It’s not MY fault. I didn’t write the lyrics.)

We here at the Big Blue Mess deeply regret this misrepresentation of our husband’s disposition towards The Police and did not intentionally mean to infer that the aforementioned husband took joy in mocking rhyming schemes, especially songs that included words that rhyme with “ake”. (Ok, we totally did mean to infer that, but I take it back – uncle. Poetic license!)