I was going to post the trailer for Stitches with this headline A Slasher Clown Flick Can Mean Only One Thing: Killer Puns because I was so proud of the dual nature of that pun. But honestly, if you're going to make clown horror, you're going to have to do better than this. Even hard-core coulrophobes will be like, whatever.

Yes, you're right. She is flawless. And her spread from UK's Esquire last month was even more flawless (yes, I know, there's no such thing as degrees of perfection, but you can go ahead and shut up now because I don't want to hear it).

And I know what you're thinking: They sure do wonders with Photoshop, right? But you're wrong. I found the behind-the-scenes video from the photo shoot, and while there's certainly some soft-focus lens at play, I don't think you can airbrush video.

Go ahead: Find something to criticize. YOU CANNOT DO IT. Your judgement is no good here, folks. Take it to the Taylor Swift post.