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Or, rather, nobody wants to see a picture of your erect penis suddenly appear on their Whatsapp when you’ve never so much as been on a date.

You know what’s sexier than sending a stranger a picture of your erect penis?

Sending a pic of a toaster. A cake fork. Timmy Mallet riding a unicycle.

Honestly, anything.

Of all the baffling things about online dating the unrequested dick pic has got to be the worst.

While a minority of women like them and another minority see them as a form of digital abuse (online flashing if you will) the majority of us just roll our eyes and ask ‘why, why, WHY do you continue to do this?’