Robot
Monkey Pants. Are they slacks for mechanical simians? Are they
clockwork trousers for monkeys? Or are they primate-print pajama
pants for sleepy automatons? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

...

Here are some random facts about me that may be on the final:
- I'm a native Oregonian and love the northwest.
- I am a software engineer by trade.
- I have a Bachelor of Science... in Art!
- I'm an INTJ and a bit of a polymath.
- I enjoy running and hiking, but nothing hard-core.
- I'm an occasional artist when I find the time.
- I have a cool house that I share with my two bachelor cats (a
polydactyl tabby and a derpy mainecoon, both named after ancient
gods).
- I'm not very good at writing self-summaries. ;P

Catching up on all the news on the internet. Working my way through
a backlog of TV shows, movies, and games recommended by friends.
Lamenting there is never enough time to do all the things I want to
do, no matter how much I multi-task.

- You are smart, honest, and have a positive outlook on life.
- You are mentally and emotionally healthy.
- You have a bit (or more) of a nerdy side.
- You like to give back to society and enjoy helping others (even
if you don't do it as much as you could).
- You're looking for someone to explore new places and taste new
foods with.
- You don't smoke or do drugs.
- You are not religious or conservative.