"I was drugged and had about $50,000 of personal items stolen, not the inflated number that the media is reporting from an inaccurate police report."

Jeez, I hope the media attention this story receives doesn't bring to light that Gabriel Nathan Schwartz filed a false police report filled with inflated figures just to rip off his insurance company. Because, while I'm not a hotshot lawyer, I think that might be illegal.

Well, now, since Schwartz is, I'm told, a powerful lawyer and active in Republican politics, I think it's important to make this clear: I'm not saying for certain that Gabriel Nelson Schwartz filed a false police report filled with inflated figures just to rip off his insurance company. It does, however, seem like the most likely explanation for the apparent $70,000 discrepancy.

I may as well admit this now. I am the woman whom Gabriel Nathan Schwartz met in that bar, and he drugged me. The next morning I woke up to find all this costume jewelry stuffed in my purse, and the belt was Parda.
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