“She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness.” ~Oscar Wilde

I want to start chronicling my weight-loss/get fit attempts. I continue to hover between 156 and 161 pounds and would really like to get down to 130 pounds of hotness. Prescription is low-carb, lean protein, raw veg, water, cardio & weights. Supplements will be discussed later.

Do you ever feel as though you missed out on something the whole rest of the world caught onto or worse, seems to know and love reallywell? There are some things I just “don’t get”. Johnny Cash, for example. Or Soduko. The whole My Space thing. The Cuppy Cake song! These are all popular en masse but I have shied away.

I feel awful admitting this, but I didn’t enjoy Home Alone this time around quite as much as I have in the past. I also had some frozen Pillsbury pizzas the other day and wasn’t too impressed. What’s happening to me? It also hurts my knees to go down stairs and I notice lines around my eyes when I look into my 10x magnifying mirror. At least my penchant for acne vulgaris never goes away- my one claim to eternal youth!

Rush hour. How much of my life will I spend in its vicious grasp? 15.6 days a year x 30 years = that’s 468 days! That’s over a year of my life spent staring at such bumper stickers as “The goddess is alive and magic is afoot”. I thought witches travelled by broomstick, not Buick.