spigot: THIS IS THE STIFFEST MY BONE HAS BEEN IN LIKE THREE WEEKS
spigot: ALSO JERKCITY IS ON TONIGHT
pants: HELLO?
spigot: T DEUCE NOT SURE IF IT'S A REPEAT
pants: HELLO?
spigot: T DEUCE I'M ALREADY TAPING IT
pants: IS THERE ANYONE HERE
pants: IS THIS THE IRC OR JUST UNIX
spigot: T DEUCE NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
pants: MY GOOD CHRIST
spigot: SCOOT OVER