Sound Bites: the week's best TV quotes

”Princess Di and Prince Charles have finally signed divorce papers. Nobody knows for sure why the royal marriage didn’t work out, but I think we can rule out job stress.” — Jay Leno on The Tonight Show

”The cast of ”Friends” say they want 100,000 dollars an episode. You know what I say? It’s time to make new friends.” — Rosie O’Donnell on The Rosie O’Donnell Show

”So if you walk by the dorms and hear anyone screaming ‘Oh, Canada,’ it won’t be the swimmers.”— Bob Costas, explaining that Canadian swimmers agreed to abstain from sexual activity during the Summer Olympics, on the opening-ceremony broadcast