Today was the Younger Human's birthday. I got lots of notice on this one so I had time to really think about what I wanted to give him. And I figured, what would *I* want if it was my birthday and I had opposable thumbs?

Well, I didn't think he would want 327 cans of Stinky Goodness. So what was the next thing I would want?

So I thought about it some more, and decided on the best thing.

I gave him five whole dollars. And a card. But I think the five dollars was more useful than the card.

The People took him out to dinner and bought him a Stupid Drink. And someone made him wear this hat: