A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused the money, saying, "You do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You protect us all." The next morning the barber found a dozen jelly doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut and once again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a haircut.