Through some magical circuitry built into the device, the headphones could detect orientation and then adjust amplification power based on whether or not your headphones should be dropping beats for everyone else in the room, or just soothing your inner savage beast.

One small problem. What happens when it accidentally engages and you have your headphones against your ears? Something tells me early onset deafness isn’t exactly a marketing feature the company can get behind. Neat concept. Dumb idea.