patrick carney is a comedian.

vulture interviewed the black keys’ drummer, and the transcript is hilarious. well, he is hilarious. who knew? references to abercrombie & fitch and limited edition camaros…just fantastic. and also this:

“I’m trying to write a TV show. Ideally it would be just a reality-TV show, getting the guy who played Eddie Winslow and Kirk Cameron to live in a house. The Jehovah’s Witnesses would come to the house a lot or something like that. I kind of like the idea of Scientologists and Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses trying to convert Kirk Cameron.”

a mike seaver reference WHAT!!!! and “guy who played eddie winslow.” haha how sad.