This is my absolute favourite thing ever. Sometimes when I'm having a bad day I just picture the comic in my head and die laughing.

Me too! It's made me love that song, I get so excited when I hear it out and about and people think I'm crazy because I crack up laughing no matter where I am, but I don't care because it gives me a happy.

All the lyrics from this song (which my husband inflicted on me because he had it stuck in his head after being in Georgia for a week and hearing it everywhere) are just godawful. It makes me want to stab.

Sample:Reach your hand down into the coolerDon't drink it if the mountains aren't blueTry to keep it steady as you recline on your black intertube

"It's been a couple months since I;ve been singleso you can call me Travie Claus, minus the lil' Ho Ho, get it, hehe"to be fair, the lyrics do improve after that line (next: "I'd probably visit where Katrina hit, and damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did".

All the lyrics from this song (which my husband inflicted on me because he had it stuck in his head after being in Georgia for a week and hearing it everywhere) are just godawful. It makes me want to stab.

Sample:Reach your hand down into the coolerDon't drink it if the mountains aren't blueTry to keep it steady as you recline on your black intertube

STAB!

"You can climb the ladder / Just don't rock the boat while I barbeque"

*snort* i've decided that this is secretly the dirtiest song ever.

_________________"rise from the ashes of douchebaggery like a fancy vegan phoenix" - amandabear"I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is: fork pants." - cq