Bill Cosby's trial started on Monday, and it began about as dramatically as it could have.

Cosby is accused of drugging and raping Andrea Constand in 2004, but before her testimony, prosecutors clearly intend on showing the TV star's pattern of victimizing women.

First were fiery opening statements in which Montgomery County Assistant D.A. Kristen Feden told the seven men and five women of the jury the case was about "a man who used his power and his fame and his previously practiced method of placing a young, trusting woman in an incapacitated state" and defense attorney Brian McMonagle accusing the prosecution of twisting a consensual affair.

Kelly Johnson, who previously had been referred to as "Prior Alleged Victim Six" or by the alias "Kasey," told her story of being taken advantage of by Cosby nearly a decade before Constand, and in a very similar way.

Kelly was the assistant to Cosby's now-deceased agent Tom Illius; she told the jury she and her boss's "most important client" had become friendly starting in 1990 as he was always complimenting her and telling her she should be an actress.

Once he even asked her to act out a scene with him in which she played a woman who was drunk and ended up kissing him; after she did everything but the kiss, she said, Cosby got upset and she didn't see him again until 1996.

Johnson testified that Cosby invited her for lunch to his room at the Hotel Bel-Air, where he greeted her in a robe and slippers.

Johnson tearfully explained how she was too "intimidated" to simply tell him no; instead, she tried to fake swallow the pill, so she could spit it out in the restroom, but that Cosby made her prove her mouth was empty, forcing her to swallow it for real.

Johnson said the unidentified pill made her feel "underwater."

After excusing herself to go to the restroom, Kelly said her vision went fuzzy and she lost consciousness. She then testified she woke up in the bed with her dress pulled up and her breasts exposed; she said Cosby was behind her making "grunting sounds."

Unfortunately, we won't get to hear the comedian's response to this story. Cosby, who showed up to the court smiling with TV daughter Keshia Knight Pulliam on his arm, has said he will not take the stand.

Yet another story of sexual assault in Hollywood -- but also another story of Carrie Fisher being the coolest person ever!

Fisher's longtime friend Heather Ross went on Tucson's 94.9 Morning Mix radio show Monday to tell her story of being sexually assaulted by "an Oscar-winning producer" (whom she did not name -- see, Lindsay Lohan, people are still afraid to come forward without others speaking out).

Attn: Mayim Bialik -- she says she was dressed very conservatively in slacks and had "felt safe thinking, 'I'm overweight, I'm not attractive to these people, I'm not looking to become an actress.'" But she was assaulted all the same.

Attn: Donna Karan -- Ross also says she "stayed quiet for years" because she was worried people would say she "was asking for it" by simply agreeing to meet the man for dinner.

One person Ross did tell was her longtime friend, Carrie Fisher. And if there's anything we know about Princess Leia, it's that she was afraid of no one and nothing.