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Baron Larry’s Alien Mind Control Deflector

Since Baron Larry’s cow, Daisy, was abducted by aliens Larry has become increasingly concerned about alien mind control. While most people feel that a tin foil hat will protect them, Larry has done considerable research and has found that he’s had no mind control since using this device. The no-cost extra option is that it can be used for your corn flakes in the mornings.

Note the clever disguise to keep the aliens from realizing the device has been installed…

With the extra cost-optional cloaking device, aka cowboy hat, even your closest friends will not be able to tell that you’re wearing the Alien Mind Control Deflector. Get yours now…see Baron Larry for details.