1. I got coal rolled
2. I witnessed my first open-carrier
3. I found out that it's a thing in the South to beep your car horn in a tunnel, I guess because the echo effect is pretty cool sounding or something like that

I finally put together a foolproof way to get visiting Yankees to go home and stay there.

When you see one, here's what you do:

1. Give 'em a big blast of smoke from the stacks on the dually.
2. Make sure they get a good look at the ol' Colt Python you keep on your hip.
3. When they're running afeared from our fair Dixie, give 'em some good blasts from the horns on the dually, just so they know you've got your eye on 'em. Extra points if it's in a tunnel, 'cause the echo will make 'em think they're surrounded.

I tried this on some soft-handed carpetbagger over the weekend, and it worked like a charm. I didn't know a Prius could go so fast!