Calvinball!!

You've heard of "calvinball" before... you've always wanted to play, but never had the chance.. well, because this is an insaner world, and I make up the rules here as I go, here's your chance! If you don't know how to play though, make sure to read the rules, watch the others and learn from them!!

If there is enough interest, I will eventually implement a login for those who wish, in order to keep track of stats and stuff (if you would like such a feature, make your "action" say "logs in!")... but for now, lets just see how well it's received..

READ THIS FIRST:

how to play calvinball at an insaner world

Here's a short explanation of how to get the most out of your text-based calvinball experience at "an insaner world"..

First, you fill in your name, in the box there where you see the text "your name"

Choose your "calvatar" from the selection (hovering over each small image shows you a preview on the left).

Next, select the type of "action" you want to "do" in the game, you can declare a new rule, use the flag in some way, declare the score, or perform any other sort of action. New rules and scores are automatically prepended with the appropriate text, so all you have to do is state the rule or score (yes, convenient!).

Type in the "action" you want to perform in the game in the textbox.

Finally, type in the "magic" word in the box and click "play!".

So, if, for example, you wanted to declare a new rule for the game, you would enter your name in the first box, choose your calvatar, select "new rule" from the options and then type your rule, for example: "everyone not playing calvinball must dance a jig!" (see? no need to write "NEW RULE!")

play!

the game so far..

NEW RULE!! slap the next person you see in the face with a sandwich for +2 explosion emojis to your score

Manski

plant the flag in the most disrespectful place to the other team or lose t^-2 points

Manski

logs in

m

the score is now: WOSSAMOTTA U to SUCC to SPAGHET to TIDEPODS to ROCKY

Rocket J. Squirrel

Bullwinkle and I have activated the WARD flag! Most of you have got 60 seconds to touch it and the spaghet next to it. If you don't, then we won't hurt you, but instead you'll just have to write our names on the whiteboard. Place of Flying Lessons: Cedar Yorpantz Flying School. Maybe someone lodged a jetpack down my body.

Gark

garkety gark gark

Merp

I activate the EXPLOSION flag! Everyone has 15 seconds to touch it or else they will explode and are out of the game!

Calvin

NEW RULE!! shooting at many players.

Query.not.found

NEW RULE!! You must hit the person nearest to you with a sandwich. Anyone who does not have their sandwich must immediately move ten feet to the right or fit through one of the wickets.

E

the score is now: E to 1,0002,0202

Yee

I eat a ham sandwich while flying at lightspeed

E

NEW RULE!! Everyone playing except the one with the ball must do a headstand every 5 seconds!

S U C C

NEW RULE!! all rules removed

Ugandan Knuckles

NEW RULE!! Spit on the non-believers (losers) and tell them they don't know de wey. If anyone is offended, then ignore this icon.

jen

running away from dogs

Susie

You have to hide the flag and other opponents try to steal it.

syncophant

NEW RULE!! dump gatorade on the losers head every time they score!

qwertyopesderaxcinm

I touch the anti-Pixel pole. Pixel is out of the game.

A cat

A cat appears.

Moe

Moe says: "HI!!!"

qwertyopesderaxcinm

NEW RULE!! Pixel's rule has been removed!

010101

I activate the MONEYYYYYYY flag, and earn 100$.

Klinkou

the score is now: LOL - OMG

HHF

I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points.

HHF

I touch all the wickets in order. I get 10 points.

Pixel

NEW RULE!! qwertyopesderaxcinm cannot move if he has 1 or more Q's!

Announcer

the score is now: MJ-078 to DY-476

qwertyopesderaxcinm

the score is now: Yes to no

Star

NEW RULE!! If your shirt is purple, you lose one Q!

10

the score is now: B - 13

K

I run around the orange pole, thus earning myself 12 Q's.

Bob

NEW RULE!! All players must suddenly quack like a duck when a ball is in the air or in the no song zone

your mom

The Mom Flag was invoked. Any players with the Slow Motion effect may now move at full speed. All cats must be hunted down and petted for a total of PURR Points for every cat caught.

patrick henry

I shoot you with the Nerf Dart of Slowing. You now have to move in slow motion until you pass the Blue Zone and attain the Paradigm Pinecone.

Greengold

the score is now: zzzz to 37 Giraffes

Greengold

I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.

Greengold

I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.

Greengold

I score, slam my head against the wall, and pass out. I am awarded extra points for sleeping during a game.

we want to play calvinball

NEW RULE!! everytime you make a goal, slam your head against the wall 6 times

Greengold

Catches the flag, and dunks it into the VERY real swimming pool. Orange points to me!

patrick johns

throw the flag

patrick johns

on wicket five, jump around

clover

throw flag

Blatant Lies

NEW RULE!! There is a swimming pool. Ignore all evidence to the contrary.

Greengold

pidgeon jumps over wicket 400 instead of 40. He has to go sit in the box of shame

Pigeon

NEW RULE!! Freeze everything except self if or 10 seconds if you jump ove wicket 40

Greengold

NEW RULE!! anyone wearing a hat has to pay lots of fun points.

yay

eating potatoes with bread

Ethan

I have to steel the other persons flag!

Bob

the score is now: MAX_INT

hey

the score is now: 100

sree

play dota

jax

NEW RULE!! no hat

A

Take a Drink

Jonathan

runs through the "no song" zone and into the "no-calvin" sector.

doodle

do a wiggle

faggot

die to the die to die to the die

Jimmy neutron

the score is now: Jimmy to neutron

Linz

the score is now: 75

Greengold

the score is now: 2 Giraffes - Cactus

Greengold

As your hatred grows, your score grows as well.

betterave

My hatred for myself slowly grows

mickey

but because you stepped in a Trap Zone you have to sit in the Box of Unending Shame.

Julie

I steal the Prison Flag and am awarded a Get Out of Jail Free card.

mickey

NEW RULE!! All stupid war related rules are now punishable by 300000 electric pushups.

Bill

NEW GAME!!!!!!! I WIN!!!!!!! Hi Mickey

becky

A butterfly! All players must take a break from the game and try to catch it. I call a Butterfly Break!

Griffen

I send a nuke. Btw hi ben

Greengold

A hedgehog touched Stupendous Man with the Arkansas flag. Stupendous Man is now out of the game due to germs.

Vanir

NEW RULE!! And because a team has reached 25, all players must switch sides.

Vanir

the score is now: ctrl to 25

Vanir

I touch the largest sunflower and am awarded cactus points. All other players have to run 4 triangles around the nearest radish while singing the stupendous man song.

billy

the score is now: flump to -k

billy

NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players.

billy

NEW RULE!! while holding your nose, you sneeze and blow your shoes off. M1/2 points to all other players.

mickey

but because i held my nose, the zone is invalid and you must sing the im so sorry song

sumtin

i put down a no song zone

spiff

i duplicate the flag (rip it in half).

other guy

the score is now: 54367367.goddls to 5.gugye

Stupendous man

NEW RULE!! time wickets double your score

magic

do magic

Ajit Pai

the score is now: 43

amira

hop around while playing tennis

Nivlac

I kick the ball into a tree, the next person has to run around a tree before they continue playing!

calvin

the score is now: 14 to 76teen

awesome

NEW RULE!! if you touch calvin shout I'm better than calvin 14 times

Calvin

Run Fast

Notker

notker resets the server. Games ends for everyone.

Notker

notker runs

Also An Idiot

NEW RULE!! NEW RULE!!! Anybody in the "no-calvin" sector gets three points!

An Idiot

the score is now: The score is now Oogy to Boogy!

susie

Ok here you go!

calvin

This is a poem do what you are told dump this water over my head and do it A.S.A.P

susie

Oh look here comes calvin.

hobbes

the score is now: still Q to 12!

calvin

Fine but I'm in the no song zone

Hobbes

But i hit you with the calvinball so put the flag back

calvin

I stole the flag!

mickey

I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot.

mickey

I protest idiocy. Points awarded to anyone who isnt an idiot.

AName

Roll a dice

Calv

NEW RULE!! Only 10 rules allowed

insaner_poser

the score is now: 0 to susie. I AM IN THE NO SUSIE ZONE

Calvin

BOB STOLE PENALTY FLAG. 500,000,000 Qs and 12s SUBTRACTED!

calvin

NEW RULE!! There are no rules. Everyone can play freely.

calvin

THE SCORE is still Q to 12!

calvin

the score is now: oogy to boogy

calvin

the score is now: oogy to boogy

Mark

the score is now: foo to 45

calvin

NEW RULE!! No rules.

Calvin

the score is now: Sally Brown to Sanic

Calvin

He finds a potty

Calvin

NEW RULE!! Anyone who has used the potty loses points.

Adolf

Adolf burns the jews

Adolf

Adolf kills everyone

Adolf

Adolf takes the flag

Batman

I blast myself

Donald Duck

Space Man Spiff calls hacks and blasts you into another game.

mickey

NEW GAME!!!!!!

mickey

the paradox causes a rip in the space time continuem ending the game.

Batman

the score is now: reff to good calls

Batman

I stab him

mickey

you break out right into a guard's fist.

Batman

I bribe him i brake out

mickey

But you ran through the no fly zone so you get deported to the eternal time out zone.

Batman

I score now i run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant.

Batman

i fly

mickey

NEW RULE!! The next person who score has to run three octagons around the nearest orange eggplant.

Donald Duck

the score is now: Female To TURTLE DOVES

Ainsley

the score is now: coffee to latte

Bo

NEW RULE!! Go to mangos and run in triangles

Donald Duck

NEW RULE!! Anyone whose name was at some point a planet Has to stop playing unless they can make it to the fortress of solitude in 20 seconds.

Batman

! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game.

Batman

NEW RULE!! I had a lunch meeting with superman and he lasered Mikey he is out of the game.

mickey

All players are instantly engulfed in a cloud of birds thinking you are a worm. Pluto is out of the game for a hospital trip.

pluto

NEW RULE!! You have to move like a worm

mickey

I wave the Rolling Rodent Flag. Everyone must roll on the ground to move.

pluto

NEW RULE!! no rules

pluto

the score is now: to square

pluto

the score is now: pineapple

pluto

NEW RULE!! if you say pop make a 5 page essay to why you say pop

mickey

NEW RULE!! Unless you are a Northern Overlord, in which case you MUST say pop.

pluto

NEW RULE!! All player must say soda instead of pop

mickey

NEW RULE!! The first person to get the orange flag up to the top of the paradigm tree will be awarded the Golden Mallet

Donald Duck

NEW RULE!! Only crab walk through the no stupid rules zone

pluto

NEW RULE!! All players put a garbege bin over their head.

mickey

NEW RULE!! All players must wear a beanbag chair hat.

mickey

NEW RULE!! No STUPID rules. Im talking to you h.

h

wat wat in the butt

fghf

fghf lol

aahu

Play golf with the president

Harbz

the score is now: pants to muttonchops

hobbes.

NEW RULE!! all players must punch themselves on the head before playing

abhi

fight to the death

bob

the score is now: UMP - Bump

bob

You stole the PENALTY FLAG! 50,000 Q's subracted from your score.

bob the blob

steel flag

bob

the score is now: Turtles to ∆

bob

Passing through the aromatic score zone, I SCORE!!

bob

Olli-wolli polly-woggy ump bump fizz! I steal your flag!

bob

NEW RULE!! Rebels are allowed.

Matthew

NEW RULE!! No rule can inflict pain on anyone.

bob

The hobby horse trips and is hobbled, crippled, lame. It can't walk.

Calvin

I run to the Bonus Box and grab the hobby horse!

Rosalyn

the score is now: Well, you know I have the Calvinball! I award myself 50 points.

Goomba Shoe

I leap over sector 12, and push you into the The "Pernicious Poem Place"!

bob

NEW RULE!! you must if in sector 12 sing a song

bob

run around

bob

I hop in a wheelbarrow and take off down the field with the triple-goal-ball.

bob

but you are in the no taco zone, so the score is 0 to 0

Sara

the score is now: 0 to taco

bob

NEW RULE!! New Game

bob

NEW RULE!! All players must run backwards and tackle the calvinball in the You Must Be Airborne to Enter This Zone ZOne.

bob

I declare a new game. All scores reset to nil and the field is rebuilt.

bob

NEW RULE!! Getting a ghost-snowman third baseman home while singing the Calvinball national anthem will award you 6 billion points.

bob

the score is now: nick to cranny

bob

andrew eats too much pizza. he lands in the Puke zone and is confined there until he stopps puking.

Andrew

NEW RULE!! you must eat pizza

Someone

NEW RULE!! The old ball is now invalid and has been replaced with a rubber ducky.

bob

bully flag: all nerds must be punched.

bob

Bob runs and steals the flag.

bob

the score is now: Cactus-purple

bob

NEW RULE!! You can only dribble a football on concrete with your nose.

Matthew

NEW RULE!! You cannot hide in a box.

everyone

the score is now: 11 to 11

John Cena

NEW RULE!! No More Rules

dax

NEW RULE!! no peeing

moggy oggy

take and jump on pogo stick

kol

the score is now: oggy to logy

Bo

the score is now: 11 to Q

Stupendous Man

NEW RULE!! No one is allowed to do anything without stupendous man's permission

Stupendous man

the score is now: 87 to Cheeseburger

Scout!

the score is now: 7 to -z

Scout!

he'd throw a dodge ball at benson

Scout!

NEW RULE!! Every time someone dodges a dodge ball he has to get himself dizzy and keep going!

calvin

the score is now: z to 77777

calv

NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig

calv

NEW RULE!! all tigers on two legs must dance a jig

benson

the score is now: 50

simon

the flag that you try and capture and bring to your side making you score

Dean

the score is now: All players must type in reverse

moeman

jump when you hit the thirty yard wicket!

Calvin

NEW RULE!! hop on one foot when you reach the 12 yard wicket

Christopher

Steal the flag of the opponent

XL dirty diaper

NEW RULE!! Only I can make new rules

XL dirty diaper

You are my zombie slave

XL dirty diaper

the score is now: 🍩 to 🍪

test

sing the anthem from san marino

Mom

NEW RULE!! WHO GOES TO BED FIRST GETS ONE MILLION BILLION TRILLION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hobbes

the score is now: Q to 12

qwertyuiop

the score is now: Toody to boogey

Zoe

NEW RULE!! When you touch the 12th post with the calvinball the other player must close their eyes!

xXxCalvinxXx

I AM AWESOME!

xXxCalvinxXx

the score is now: xXxCalvinxXx name to lollipops

xXxCalvinxXx

NEW RULE!! Use Duplicators

xXxCalvinxXx

use a duplicator

Kirk

the score is now: Oogy to YU

Hobbes

NEW RULE!! All players must hop on one foot while holding a flag

ben1

NEW RULE!! anybody without the name ben1 has to crawl

bob

NEW RULE!! lose a point if you gain a point

CoolDownCheater

NEW RULE!! Anyone standing Near Ben Must Sing The PLayerPain Song!

UR MOMMY

I LIKE THE PUSSY AND DICK

Ben

NEW RULE!! Any one not named ben has to hop on one foot

Blaine

Throw Ball

calvin

rapes hobbes

derpys

NEW RULE!! you cant touch the tree

kolby

NEW RULE!! you have to hope to win to win

I love wanking and fucking

NEW RULE!! Everyone must now masturbate

you guys are all bitches

I fuck everyone in sight

fuck

the score is now: 3ninersubmarine

kkkkkkkkkkk

the score is now: 200000000

Max

the score is now: Omega to Q3A

The Calvinball

the score is now: Seventy-twelve to M and a half.

Alejandro

NEW RULE!! Everyone must give me 1 dollar.

Susie

Aaaaaaaahh!!! AH ThHUMP!

Hobbes

Not if I get you first! Arrrggghhh!

Stupendous man AKA calvin

Prepare to be stupended!

Stupendous man AKA calvin

All players must bow down to me and pass over their flags!

Vanessa

NEW RULE!! You have to spin around 50 times if you betray me

Susie Derkins

NEW RULE!! People with spiky hair have to hug Mr. Bun!

bryson

NEW RULE!! all players must hop on there noses

Nyanko

AIO-JUMP!

brad

the score is now: q to 12

Mitch

I take the flag and eat it

arhenius

Go to bed

Finley

steal flag

Finley

Stealing Flags

Rowan

punch Hobbes

Harmohit

the score is now: 11

mmm

run to first base

Jillian

the score is now: Q-12

zeal

NEW RULE!! Sigh on people's face when they speak!!

devyani

Kick and jump

Natsu_Dragneel

NEW RULE!! You have to hop on 1 foot when you reach the "no song zone.

Paul

Make it past the fifth wicket.

hobbes

flag play

hmmm

YOU DIDN'T TOUCH THE PARTY PLACE. DO 300 PUSHUPS!

JP

the score is now: 42 to pi

joe

roll a dice

zdgsdgsx

the score is now: dgdgd

Ana

Vreau acasa la mine

Scott

NEW RULE!! Whenever someone says something pirate-y, that someone must stop what they're doing and touch their toes!

marius

NEW RULE!! jump 360`s whenever someone laughs

Tobias

NEW RULE!! every player except me has to do 10 pushups immediately.

bob

the score is now: O

calvinman

runs from one corner of the universe to the other..

troll man

the score is now: vamos z a 8000

ooooo

capturo la badera

troll man

La bandera vale 8000 puntos

troll man

the score is now: vamos z a 146763345233

troll man

NEW RULE!! TODOS DEBEN ESCRIBIR SOLO EN MAYUSCULAS

sarah

play with calvin

sarah

play with calvin

Boo

throw ball

chewy

NEW RULE!! no one else can declare a new rule!

kim

I love calvinball!!

hobbes

i wanna play in action.

calvin

12 34

calvin

kick butt

ZombieMom

NEW RULE!! Monday is triple points!

Coyote

NEW RULE!! Poetry corner is now out of bounds

insaner

the score is now: 20 billion points for everyone.

andrew

capturing it

Kitty

The Tutu Flag of Doom!

amtm

the score is now: 3 chocolate eclairs Ha ha!

amtm

AND EVERY ONE WAS A HENRY. HENRY! ....oh! Look what I found in my pocket! *throws a water balloon at fort*

fort

Someone bring me a water balloon, quick!

fort

(SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE)

fort

the score is now: 8

amtm

I'M KING HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, HENRY THE EIGHTH, I AM, I AM
I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR. SHE'S..

dug

Grabs the water balloon and runs away

amtm

NEW RULE!! Everyone who doesn't currently have a water ballon in their hands must climb inside the bathrub and sing "I'm King Henry the 8th" until a player with a water balloon happens by..

dward

score point by hitting ball with ping pong paddle

Biz

the score is now: 100

Zigmog

throw ball into tree branches

CT

drop the ball

Diana

go fishing

DAVID

NEW RULE!! everyone who does not play calvinball will fart

David

lava melts people

miaow

NEW RULE!! pound the living daylights out of your computer

miaow

throw water balloons at everyone except sean and dad

sean

the score is now: poop and pee

dad

yell at your son

sean

donate both kidneys wait 5 secs die

gaby

the score is now: jiggler to figgler

Hobbes

NEW RULE!! pounce on your boss

surabhi

make eggplant faces

Jim

NEW RULE!! Hop on one foot

Michal

Explode the pelvis of Courtney Love

calv

run like a maniac

mf

the score is now: Me 1, You 0

oli

double rackets for double points

boogy

NEW RULE!! Who ever "smelt it, dealt it"

sam

enables anyone to go to penalty zone

oogy

hit a watermelon with a tennis racket

moe joe

beats everyone up.. and takes their lunch money

Captain Calvin

flag of freezing, all players who's name doesn't start with Captain of have the calvinball must freeze like a statue.

Elia

the score is now: 5 for elia

insaner

the score is now: 5points to everyone EXCEPT elia!

Elia

hit

insaner

let the new calvinball begin!!

the old calvinball:

Bryan

hockey

Littlered

Annihilate

dave

New Rule: everyone must walk backward in slow motion for 30 seconds after a score

Mary

I FOUND THE BONUS ZONE! Everyone else has to either lose 30 points or get hit with the Calvinball! Scores stand at infinity-times-two to squid.

tomy boy

yoddle

Joseph

make a decree for 3 seconds

molly

growl

kyle

NEW RULE you must jump on one foot while reciting the preamble to the constitution of the united states

joy

ahaaaaaa

Hello

New Rule you must ask someone to push you off a building or lose 999999 pts

Hello

NEW RULE you must hit yourself on the head and fall off a cliff!

Hobbes rules!

new rule if you toutch the G.R.O.S.S tree house you have to ware a oficall hat

Hobbes rules!

say hobbes gose to colage to get more knowlage calvin is stupeder

Hobbes rules!

new rule:hobbes always gos first

Calvin_Boy

Touchdown!!!

NubNub

Oh I just read the stuff...YAY! I'm in the opposite zone! Tuth9 you have to sing the "Im very sorry" song and get soaked...I'll be happy to do it by the way...

NubNub

WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPOSE TO DO?!?

Tuth9

*New Rule* All who are in any zone must sing the "I'm very sorry song" and must go to someone and beg them to pour a bucket of freezing cold water on them

Shrike

Killing somebody

Alex

playing

Yinhui

Playing calvinball

Jen

boo

ari

crazy for Hobbes

hi

play

eric

Walking

Bud

Run

Silence

*NEW RULE* All players must bow to whomever is in front of them before moving on!

insaner

*resets the score* get ready to play a renewed calvinball!!!!

zach

push

Steve

Spin

Anonymous

*NEW RULE* If someone disobeys a rule, they have to sing the "I'm very sorry" song except it's not about flags, and then get 5 points taken away.

joel

growl

Sonya

air ski!

özgür özdemir

dig

Kevin Powers

astao

sfhskdhkfh

*NEW RULE*Anyone in the secret zone has to tell an embarrasing secret!

boib

jhcbgjszhbv

astao

jump

Stalker

swing low

billy

Eyeball just entered the revolution zone. He has to spin around until he barfs and then smack him with the flag to get him out.

eyeball

nice songyidy song bong tong kong long

insanerisme

humdy humdy humdy hum i smell a little bitty one oh its a bum for being a bum you must sing the song oh oh oh even if it takes you long

Calvin

hmmm... havent played in a while just wanted to say hello

marco g

Since I've entered the no corollary zone, I get to make a decree. I pick the flag and sing the i'm sorry song.

jujujuj

get out

jijijiji

again where complain now its the ball which is not working

jejeje

where can i complain, this calvin is not working

jajajja

tried again to play calvinball

jojojojo

wanted to play calvinball

tro

play calvinball

Some Little Boy Somewhere

yea um i put the f word the s word and the b word in my recent comment i guess they cannot be used but yae um thats what my comment starts with

Some Little Boy Somewhere

Just a few of the words that are used in this world as "Cuss Words", how they got these names I do not know, to me it is plain out GAY, um yea it's just like someone saying the word "duck". Quack! Quack! Quack!

Calvin-Girl

Ryan-It seems as if we are the on;y ones for a couple of days who actually want to engage in a game... shame shame...

Ryan

Ahhh... yes I do

Calvin-Girl

James Westfall- the score hrmmm Ryan whats the score... do you still have Q???

James Westfall

Good thing I'm not then, now really, whats the score

Calvin-Girl

Oh yea I forgot to put "new Rule"

Calvin-Girl

If playing and you are a 'Ryan' you have to give in to anything commmanded by a opposing player...if you want... I guees I'll be a bit nice.

Ryan

You do that

Calvin-Girl

Yea probably but I'm going to let myslef feel good about it...

Ryan

I let you win

Calvin-Girl

Finally... ahhh it feels so good...

Ryan

Heres the very sorry soooong won't you help me sing along (Delaney) I blew it, I knew it I'm very sorry I did whatever I did.

Calvin-Girl

And if you don'y I'll find some way to make you... but how to beat a master...

Calvin-Girl

The song... again... but wait I touched the reverse pole so you sing it now.

Ryan

Now sing the friggin song

Ryan

Yeah you thieving Barstids

Calvin-Girl

Being the real Calvin-Girl I declare that only me and Ryan shall play in the current game... well actually anyone can play just don't steal names... maybe make your own... :)

Calvin-Girl

I shall not hit you over the head (reversing my speach( with a Tennis raquet and make you forget it all and give me your extreme goodness at the game... well if only

Ryan

Seriously, quit it

Ryan

Just don't do it again you something scalawag

Calvin-Girl

man man man... beating a master musn't come easy dang you Ryan.
Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I well did waht I did. *while hopping through Park Place*

Ryan

But I had already touched the backwards pole, so now its frontwards and you need to sing the song while hopping through Park Place

Calvin-Girl

because***

Calvin-Girl

Which states that I have Q points beasue I touched the reverse pole... he he he or you could just sing the osrry dong for me...

Ryan

OLLY-WOGGY POLIWOGGY UMP, BUMP, FUZZ!
I now have Q points.

Ryan

Just don't do it again you something scalawag

Calvin-Girl

Here's the very sorry songg won't you help me sing along (Ryan) I blew it I knew it I'm very sorry I scored on your precious wicket.

Ryan

I just scored on my own wicket, but its still reversed so you have to sing the very sorry song.

Calvin-Girl

yes those dang trees they like shrinkisise... word???

Ryan

Whats the score?

Ryan

Damn straight, now I've got to avoid the trees

Calvin-Girl

and a song... man ...

Calvin-Girl

Backwards... dang it I'm going to get you...

Ryan

AND I was in the End zone so you've got to sing a Door song whilst you do it

Ryan

I touched the reverse pole so now you've got to do it all backwards.

Calvin-Girl

disco all the way to first... or maybe even second

bastich

pogo on a buttscrew till you 'round the third melon hole

pwsfddc

ewfwrwegtfffff

Brian

Anyone who hits the ball with a tennis raquet gets 5 free get out of jail bonus points

Brittany

Watch porn

Slash

fell

wald

...

pooie8

stand still

wintershorts

*runs in shorts till the snow has all melted*

Awsomeburger

feed me?

Calvinball King

I can use the calvin ball to do anything

Hobbes

play

Hobbes

run

NU

new rule: any zone with a tree in it is now called 'hey you!'

hobbes

run to base

john

run

King Arthur

hey

gv

hey

gv

goalie

Blake

DIE

Audrey

male players must kiss the girls.
(I'll get you,Duderocks!)

Audrey

new rule

joking

kick

insaner

*gives all players 20 insaner points*

fafw

fwafwaf

Duderocks

"*NEW RULE*" All female players must strip down and dance.

Wendy

dance

Hacker

Hello?

Hacker

sean, u are on the Hacker's order zone!!!!!!

Hacker

Hit aall players

Hacker

Take ball from Mary

sean

*NEW RULE* roll

sean

roll

Mary

Ping pong with shoes at the mall

bla

bla

J.D.

Beware Calvinsaurus is coming to town

daniel

gv

calvin

as my name is calvin and this is calvin ball i declare myself supreme dictator of this game and this land is now called calvinlotte. i win automatically who wants a new game

Angel

kicks

anonymous

ehe... EHE!

nameless

a good day means to kill

cath9000

when you get to the tennis zone the first person to hit someone with a tennis ball gets 15 Bs

cath9000

*"NEW RULE*"boomerang zone

gg

um

Jordan

I take my zpfmgb worm and throw it at the wicket, (7^hobbes) points!!

matt

jump

biffer

booop

buzzboy

splat

chris

bla

Breacher

First I slip on the official Calvinball mask, and then yell "Q to Ten! 3RD wicket scored!"

Gem

splat

crash

is in the polar opposite zone, gets triple everyone else's points, plus five

jim

hop

mathan

hop

jasper

Duck

Riovanes

I touched the All Players tree with the Chris Carrabba flag! Everyone has to stand in place and feel bad ... until somebody hits you with the calvinball! *BONK*

jejejejejej

4wljfe;jfl;r

dolus

jump

thomas

throw ball

thomas

toes

TakingBackNolan

Runs around in circles "AWESOME 200 points for symmetrical use of the Earth's gravitational field!"

Jeffrey the giant

i scored!

Daniel Eth

*New Rule* Hobbes wins

Daniel Eth

And Calvin catches the snitch: 150 points to Hufflepuff! Slitherine (Rimes with Hobbes's team [and is Hobbes's team]) wins! Hooooorayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daniel Eth

(Hobbes) Weeeeeeeee. I get 10 points

Daniel Eth

Hobbes hits Calvin with the Calvinball

Diegator

i spelled the name in invisible ink (its actually an HTML code that makes writing invisible) i get the 999,999,999,99-whatever points

ryannhimself

*NEW RULE* If you can spell the name of Calvin's crush, you get 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999, points.

ryaanhimself

everyone with the name ryaanhimself gets 500 points

otter swatter

NEE!

otter swatter

We shall say NEE again to you if you do not appease us.

otter swatter

*NEW RULE*...All stray weenie dogs must be pursued stealthily under each wicket unless, of course, you happen to be in the Weasel Whiffing Zone whereupon weenie dogs are pursued oppositely by not pursuing them but, instead, all ferrets at large must be hunted down and stuffed into a gunny sack at a point rate of .0004 Flognarts per unit.

Whitney

I have the flag of insanity! I automatically get twentey z's!

rich

bark

Booga the Bomb

I hate Soda IHATE cHEESE U HAvE BReath JUST LIKE YODA

diegator-poser

falls down

Diegator

anyone who is insaner must run backwards in circles

matt dumler

i want to play

Matt Dumler

*NEW RULE* YOU MUST TOUCH ALL THE WICKETS!

Calvin Dumler

calvin

cody

throw ball

Mike

Jump

dictator for life calvin

i declare bishop a poophead!!!!

Calvin

other kids games are all a bore... they gotta have rules, they gotta keep score... calvinball is better by far... its never the same,its always bizzar... you dont need teams, or a reffery... you know that its great 'cause its named after me!... if you wanna...

cal 2

whose plaing

cal 2

ant ran in the bakwards zone! Start singing!

daniel

get calvinball

ryaanhimself

500 points for playing so late in the game

Ant

New Rule
Everybody has to sing 5 verses of Tigers Rule

ROger

bonking

joey

says "blah" while touching the blah post- there by resetting all scores to zero

desmond

eats what comes to her and then throws it up and gets 300 points

small vagina

killer

BISHOP

*NEW RULE* ALL AMENDMENTS OR POINTS EARNED THROUGH GAMEPLAY WHICH HAVE BEEN CARRIED OUT BY ANY OTHER PLAYERS, ARE HERBY OBSOLETE AND VOID, HENCEFORTH ONLY THE POINTS EARNED AND THE AMMENDMENTS MADE BY THE PLAYER TITLED UNDER THE ALIAS "BISHOP" SHALL HAVE ANY BEARING WHATSOEVER. THIS DOCtrINE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOLE DICTATOR FOR LIFE, CALVIN, IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO FURTHER AMMENDMENT NOR MAY IT BE DELETED OR CHANGED BY ANY PLAYER IN THE ENTIRETY OF FURTHER GAMEPLAY.

Maria

jump 3 times

insaner_poser

*runs behind insaner stealing every point he gets*

insaner

*races across all of www.insaner.com picking up the hidden points*

peter

kicks lord_alex in the nuts

Lord_Alex

Lord_Alex gets 19.6 points for stealing Senor Funky's pants.

Senor Funky

Being the omnipotent fellow I am, I notice I needed some points so I have them. 20 points!!! I also want some pants. 20 pants!!!

funky smonky

You have to dance and sing if your opentent gets the flag

funky monky

When you oponent wins you have to make a song up about them (a good song) and dance for them.

Supreme Ruler

If the flag touches you, you must sing in gibberish

Shinobi

Eats Bagel : 20 points

twocalorieevil

attack

twocalorieevil

none

shaolinmonk

i do a jonah lomu and run round everyone wit the tennis ball in hand doing somersaults over the obstacles and then i touchdown and win 500 points to me and everyone has to sin the im very sorry song

becca

summersault

Asha

*stumbles into the perimiter of wisdom and forces everyone but me to sit down and discuss the ethics of calvinball* 20points to me!

chrischa

letŽs play a ball

Chuck

Opposite zone wasn't declared by being not declared. William creates a Calvinball paradox and ceases to exist. Waffle points for Chuck!

Jack

NEW RULE: Calvin"MASTUR"ball"BATOR": Everyone must play with themselves for 20 min. 78 and 1/2 points every time you score.

JuneCleaverhausen

stop, drop , and roll... goes for the ball

insaner

YEAH!!! twenty dill points for me for fixing calvin ball!!

William

declare the opposite zone! everyone now loses points instead of gaining them and vice versa

Alex

Burns rule book and transmogrifies into an Extending arm and grab the calvinballand tag all players and they all have to sing the i love you song

calvin

oops the point thing

calvin

new rule! if you fall down you lose 50 points sonic boom potion makes everybody fall down sonic boom!

Calvin

whack somebody with tennis racket

steven

null

Lara

punching

addis

kick

b*

*NEW RULE* all points are reversed!

Smell-O-Vision

Uses pepper spray on all his opponent, hitting the volleyball into the rabbit hole with a monkey wrench! SCORE 100^Q points!!!

nxxf

look

Walknuki

New Rule! Those failing to run from the red to cyan zones are transmografied into the cola of their choosing.

Jed

takes the ball into the song zone, any one who gets tagged while not sing ing has to sing the sorry song.

insaner_poser

*runs over to fix up the calvinball script..*

aaron

Diegator

Freezes time (or pretends he is) anyone moving, looses 3 points, the on who holds still for the most time steals the points from the first person that moved

Edge

kick

hari

ailo

aialo

takes again the ball and kicks it 100 yards far

dave

running backwards, i tackle the ball and pass the Z wicket, meaning everone must hop

aialo

kick a ball

uxu

uxu

Magus

No more point system! any one who tries to bring it back must be silent.

god

kick ball

jew

run

Smores

Everyone jumped into the chatroom sector, so you have to talk your heads off until you get tired, and the only way to get out of the chatroom sector, is if i bonk you all with the calvinball.Now i get a point for each of you.The score is forward to left.

addison

buster

Buster

*NEW RULE* Everyone with two or more legs must run backwards until they fall over.

insaner

*runs up to gorfus and yells something about economics* 20 points for everyone due to economies of scale!!!

Gorfus

Spin around for 20 minutes

Buster

All players with melted toffey in their posession must stand on thier heads for 8 seconds. Failure to do so result in a loss of 3 to the coke bottle points.

Lkas66

left

hobbes

poem zone

Allenblake

*new rule* Everyone who isn't playing Calvinball really is and I get their points.

~MAYNARD~

KICK

jinx

im not sure

supper hobbes

turtle zone you must run slowly until you reach the racket of shame whoever reaches it last gets to use it on the other players

insaner_poser

steals all the points awarded and kindly donates them to the poor kids all over the world

insaner

*new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!!

insaner

*new rule!* as soon as i set up accounts and memberships.. only those who login will be able to post!! and 20 points to all those wearing blue underpants!!

Dan

Grabs the abandoned Calvinball and uses it to tag the timefracture-slowmotion gooooooaaaaalllll...oooggggiiitttyyy pppoooiiinnntttsss...

Rich

up

Holly

go go go

(f)x5

Runs all the way to susie's house and hits her with the wicket

Juan

energy blast

(a)x10

lands on the field and pulls pants down

ljlkj

hit

Tim_poser

*runs to wicket area and chants: "ooh look at me i dont know how to play!!"*

insaner

NEW RULE!!! 20 points off to all dummy submitters!!

Tim

shawn

insaner_poser

NEW RULE!!! tights will count as a valid form of pants!!

insaner

all girls MUST wear pants to play calvinball!!! failure to comply will lead to immediate expulsion to the girl zone closest to the player! and a deduction of phi q points and a water balloon to the head!!

Cotter

*continues phrase* "you are on your way to the G.R.O.S.S. tree house and will be deducted 10 points if entering without signed permission. If enterer is a slimy girl she will lose all points."

insaner

*B.O.B.'s all players and runs to opposite zone* 2 points to continuer of phrase: "you are on the way to..." and 2 to the e pi q points to &BOB; for B.O.B.'ing of people.. and e to the x repeating where x is the third root of 2 points to cotter for being a cotter...

Cotter

Captures all remaning wickets and runs to the blue endzone.

B.O.B

NEW RULE!! 37 points for BOB'ing while playing for at least 5 minutes. 43 points for doing it while singing a song

calvin

*hops in with a broken pogo stick* NEW RULE! all those who jump in on broken pogo sticks must bow and yield 5 brown autumn leaves!

insaner

*hops aboard a badminton racket and captures all red flags in area t-21, beyond the forbidden marshes*

another random person

*grabs the broken pelvis and runs to yellow wicket area*

biggie

roses are red violets are blue let me play so i can beat you

biggie

*puts on mask and runs to blue wicket area* write the sound of a burp or get a broken pelvis

random person

*puts on mask* *runs to blue wicket area* NEW RULE!! all who cross the blue wicket area must recite a small poem or lose 5q points!!!