Brother: yes he does. see he has long hair and he's wearing lipstick like mummy.

Me: (silence)

This was a very difficult conversation for me because i'm quite the MJ fan...oh well

Walls have ears. Clocks have hands. Tables have legs. Combs have teeth. Chairs have arms. Watches have faces. Boys have six packs like grocery stores. Girls have hilights like BBC news. Old men use walkers for walking instead of eating them. Hail is apparently something that falls from the sky. And holy crap, there's a mouse beside my keyboard.

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