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Friday, June 02, 2006

A Pregnant Gold-digger, a Bold Governator, Forty Thousand Dead Iraqis

Well, Anna Nicole Smith has now admitted to being pregnant. Her first and only child was twenty years ago, at the ripe old age of 18. After fucking that marriage over, probably by being a worthless but magnificently breasted whore, she went digging with an 89 year old oil tycoon. She is still battling with the wealthy bastard's son.

Above: Whore

At least the Governator is in full swing. After a short battle with Bush, Dick, Colon and Associates, he has finally agreed to send 1,000 troops to the Californian border to deal with what many are affectionately calling "wetbacks." Sorry, Spics.

At least the sign is funny. The troops that will be sent are going to primarily consist of those Guardsmen that volunteered for 6-12 month assignments, which pretty much means dick, because even though I love America, people lie.

But while they are defending the border against people who will actually DO work and not bitch about it, we will be simultaneously slaughtering Iraqis apparently. What they don't mention, is that those "civilians" were probably doing something like this: video.So fuck that kid, hopefully the video cut off right before our troops tortured his little insurgent ass.

Also, hello to my faithful readers "Omar" and "Woozie." Your continued support is unparalleled in its importance to our establishment here at GetTheNickIn. Thanks.