This is a video from Civietown, North Carolina of a house that's been strapped to an old Plymouth and a Dodge truck, presumably to prevent it from getting blown away by Hurricane Florence. Plus they strapped a trampoline to the porch for extra fortification. Now there are good ideas and there are great ideas, and then there is pure genius. This is none of those.

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Thanks to HW, who agrees they should have parked the cars on top of the house.