10 Things No Self Respecting Man Should Be For Halloween This Year

Alright, gentlemen. Halloween is coming in hot. Whether you're going to an Animal House style college party, your local bar, or a (relatively) laid back "at-home" get together, now is the time to have your costume sorted so you're not running around from strip mall pop-up to Target looking for a decent option at the last second. There are plenty of good ones, but here are a few to avoid at all costs.

After some light research, this costume has been CONSTANTLY in the top 20 list for most Halloween-costume-slinging e-shops. We could trash this for 5,000 words, but saying no to this should be pretty self-explanatory.