Wednesday, May 30, 2012

[Flight deck. Avon slides a few spare parts into the
teleport console on the wall.]

Avon: Orac. Status of the teleport system?

Orac: The bio-energy storage and broadcast mechanisms are
currently functioning at 97 per cent effectiveness. The transfer and relocation
of living organisms is perfectly achievable with the current capabilities.

Avon: [unimpressed]However?

Orac: However, guidance systems and navigational interface
are not available.

[Lora stands in the doorway, wearing a spacesuit and
carrying a helmet.]

Lora: So we can teleport people, but we can’t control where
they’d end up?

Orac: Precisely. Recalibration of all detector systems is
necessary for the teleport to achieve total functionality.

Lora: I still think quantum duality is the way to go.

Avon: You’ve said. Frequently. Orac, I want you create a
selector program and upload it into the teleport systems as a secondary storage
capacity – we don’t want the teleport to lose any valuable belongings or items
of clothing during the process.

Orac: I have strict instructions not to follow your
instructions, Avon.

Avon: It was not an instruction. It was a suggestion.

Orac: Which requires ratification from at least two of the
remaining crew before it can be considered. As only Lora is present, I see no
further purpose in such discussion.

Orac: A flotilla of three Federation pursuit ships has just
entered this stellar system on routine patrol. Communications traffic between
the ships suggests they have been alerted as to the fact this cruiser has gone
rogue, though they have not yet detected us.

Avon: The chances are, then, they will continue on patrol
without spotting us.

Orac: Incorrect. As space debris, this station has been
declared a navigational hazard and all flotillas have authorization to destroy
it as such. One volley of plasma bolts would be sufficient to destroy the
station completely.

Avon: So you’re saying they’re coming here to demolish that
station?

Orac: There is a high probability.

Avon: You didn’t mention this earlier.

Orac: All predictions are that Vila, Gamren and Zanto should
have returned by now.

Avon: [frowns]True.

[Avon paces the flight deck and sees Lora has left her
clip-gun on the table. He picks it up, weighs it in his hand, then smiles.]

Avon: Perhaps I should see what’s detaining them?

[Command centre. Vila is fiddling with a console.]

Vila: Some kind of lockdown circuit in the computer.

Gamren: Can you override it?

Vila: You want fast or subtle?

Zanto: [wheezes]Fast.

[Vila tugs the cartridge from his clip-gun.]

Vila: Need the ammo clip. Stand back, all of you...

[Outside command centre. Five of the hunbacked savages are
scurrying along the tunnel past the doorway when there is the sound of an
explosion and the hatch jolts backwards, revealing a cloud of smoke and the
three rebels. The savages whirl to face them. They wear ragged space overalls,
with long hair and bloodshot eyes. It is hard to tell men from women. They make
growling. chattering noises, half-wildmen half-zombies.]

Vila: [bleakly]Out of the frying pan...

[Station tunnel. Avon approaches, clip-gun in hand when a
savage lunges out of the shadows and attacks him. Avon kicks him away.]

Avon: Who are you?

[The savage snarls and begins to advance towards Avon. He
aims his clipgun at the savage. But he can’t pull the trigger.He tosses the gun to his left hand and
punches the savage on the jaw, knocking him back against the wall. Avon runs
pasts the savage and into the corridor.]

Avon: [shouts]Vila! Gamren! Zanto!

[Outside command centre. Avon’s voice echoes.]

Vila: See? Our friends are here. And you don’t want to get
on the wrong side of him, believe you me! [sotto] What are they?

Gamren: Out of luck. [shouts] If you don’t back off, I open
fire.

Zanto: She’s just lost a good friend. I’d take her at her
word, if I were you.

[The savages continue to close in. Gamren fires. One of the
savages crumples dead to the floor. The others scater. Two remain. Gamren pulls
the trigger again. Nothing.]

Gamren: I’m now out of ammo.

Vila: Zanto?

Zanto: One shot and two of them.

Gamren: Unless you can get them to stand in a line.

Zanto: Believe it or not. I don’t take life easily.

Vila: They’re cannibals. We’re food and they’re hungry.

Zanto: [confused]So? You think saying we’re low in fiber
and high in fat could help?

Hurn: Wait...you
should surrender...

Vila: [swallows]They talk. That’s... nice.

Hurn: It is hopeless.

Zanot: [firmly]It’s never hopeless.

[Zanto fires at the ceiling. There is an explosion as the
electrics short out. The savages scatter and the trio run past them and up the
tunnel.]

[Station tunnel. Avon is moving down the tunnel cautiously.
Chebadir leaps onto him, slamming him against the wall and biting at his
shoulder. Avon points his gun at her, but she snatches it and clubs him over
the head with it. He slumps back. Chebadir ducks back as Vila, Gamren and Zanto
sprint past them and towards the airlock. She hisses angrily.]

Vila: Look out!

[The savage Avon felled earlier lunges at them at they pass,
chasing after them.]

[Corridor on cruiser. The trio run through the airlock and
hit the door controls. Gamren runs to a wall locker and pulls out a para-rifle.
One of the savages charges through the closing gap and grabs Vila, who cries
out. Zanto frees him, and the savage starts to throttle him. Gamren aims and
fires. The savage is flung back through the doorway. Chebadir arrives, sees the
airlock is almost closed and then leaps onto the corpse of her companion and
starts to tear at it with her teeth. The hatch closes.]

Gamren: [shrugs] Well. That was disgusting.

[Flight deck. The trio enter.]

Gamren: Orac! Plot a standby course to get us away from here
at maximum speed!

Orac: Very sensible. We have just been detected by a
Federation patrol. They will be in firing position within the next nine
minutes.

Zanto: Disengage now!

Orac: Lora is currently outside the ship installing the
stabilizer. Such an action would send her hurtling off into deep space.

Gamren: Oh great! Tell her to get inside now!

Orac: Not possible.

Vila: Can’t we contact her?

Orac: Negative. To converse power, she has temporarily shut
down her space suit transmitters. It is standard Federation practice in
non-combat situations.

Vila: What about Avon?

Orac: Avon is not aboard this cruiser.

Vila: What?

Orac: All data suggests he is now aboard the station. He
went after you when you failed to return and the pursuit ships were first
detected.

Vila: We’ve got to go back for him...

[He heads for the door. Gamren gets in his way.]

Gamren: What about all those savages outside the airlock?
There could be hundreds of them for all we know, just waiting to attack! Orac,
was Avon armed when he left?

Orac: He took the clip-gun issues to Lora, yes.

Zanto: Then he’s not defenseless. He can look after himself
– Lora doesn’t know about any danger. She has to be our priority.

Vila: Right. Good point. Um, you two, get the ship ready for
a quick getaway. I’ll go and tell her myself.

[Vila hurries out.]

Gamren: I though he hated space walks.

Zanto: [smiles]He does.

[Space. The cruiser is docked to the revolving station. We
zoom in. On the underside of the cruiser, a space-suited figure is hanging near
a damaged section – an inspection hatch has blown open and taken part of the
hull. The suited Lora is connecting wires to the stabilizers, singing
tunelessly to herself as she works. Her voice is slightly distorted and muffled
by the space helmet.]

Lora: [dist]...peace is there, only beauty meets the eye,
oh my love, that’s where we must fly and let the world go by, just you and I...
bom pom da ta-da-tah...

Vila: [dist]Lora!

Lora: [dist]Vila?

[Clambering across the hull down towards her is another
space-suited figure.]

Vila: [dist]Thank goodness you can hear me! You turned off
the transmitters!

Lora: [dist]But not the inter-suit communicators. I’m not
suicidal. Don’t worry, sir, this’ll be finished in another minute or so. Just
got to check the connections.

Vila: [dist]Leave them! We’ve got to get inside!

Lora: [dist]What’s wrong?

Vila: [dist]Pursuit ships! We need to get inside quickly!

Lora: [dist-soothing]All right, all right. Just a couple
more seconds. There.

[Making a final adjustment, she closes the warped and
blackened hatch across the gaping hole in the hull and climbs up towards Vila,
moving with much greater speed and confidence. Vila pulls himself along the
hull after her.]

Vila: [dist]This is madness. Space madness. Madness in
space.

Lora: [dist]Why aren’t you wearing a safety line if you’re
new to this?

Vila: [dist]I was in a hurry. We’re on a schedule, Lora!

Lora: [dist]Oh yeah. Come on then. Just remember Newton’s
third law and whatever you do, don’t look down.

[Through his visor, Vila rolls his eyes, but continues
clambering after Lora.]

[Flight deck.]

Lora: [vo]We’re nearly at the airlock. Another thirty
seconds or so.

Vila: [vo]Any sign of Avon?

Zanto: None. Orac can’t scan the infrastructure – the
internal scanners aren’t working and the hull’s shielded. It’s why he couldn’t
warn us about those cannibals.

Vila: [vo]Why is it you never know the answer when it’s
important, Orac?

Orac: I can only give information where facts exist. You
should phrase your questions more precisely.

[Gamren takes a deep breath.]

Gamren: Look, we can’t wait any more. Hanging around is just
going to get us all killed. We can come back for Avon if he’s important.

Zanto: [disgusted] If he’s important?

Gamren: All right. He’s a human being, intrinsically
valuable. He’s also the man who murdered Blake and only slightly less of a
psychopath than Servalan. Frankly, I feel safer with him trapped on that
station with the cannibals.

Zanto: [sighs] You have a point, Gamren.

Gamren: Don’t I always? And if he had done what he was told
he’d still be aboard!

Zanto: Yes. He can hold off those savages for a while
anyway. Orac, is the escape course plotted into the navigational computers?

[Space. The cruiser suddenly jerks away from the space
station. The space-suited Vila and Lora are jolted back out of the open
airlock. Lora grabs the doorway but Vila is jolted out the doorway and into
space.]

Lora: [dist]Vila!

[She reaches out and tries to grab his gloved hand, but
cannot.]

Lora: [dist]I can’t reach you...

Vila: [dist]Don’t worry... I can...

[Vila kicks out his legs and grabs at the airlock, but he’s
just out of reach.]

Lora: [dist]Vila! Don’t! Any additional motion and
you’ll...

[He begins to drift away from the airlock, slowly at first
but with gathering speed.]

Orac: I’m afraid that is not possible. The maneuver would
require fifteen minutes and seven seconds to complete and the pursuit ships
will be in attack range in two minutes and fifty-seven seconds. Furthermore,
our flank would be exposed throughout.

Zanto: Our only chance is run.

Orac: Correct, Zanto.

Gamren: [horrified]You’re joking!

Zanto: We’re coming back for Avon. We can come back for Vila
at the same time.

Gamren: Always assuming we actually escape these pursuit
ships...

Zanto: [cuts her off]Either way, we have to let him go.

Gamren: Zanto! Don’t be ridiculous!

Zanto: I’m right and you know it – it’s too late for him
now. We have to look after ourselves. He’s got enough oxygen to last for a
while yet.

Gamren: [fuming]We’re never going to get back in time.

Zanto: At least we’re coming back. It’s the best offer he’s
going to get. [into comm.] Lora, get back inside. We’re about to activate the
main drives. Vila? Do you receive me?

[Vila’s distorted voice, muffled and distant is heard.]

Vila: [vo] It’s hard to judge distance and scale in the
void, but I’m fairly certain I’m too far out to get back aboard before those
pursuit ships arrive.

[Zanto sighs.]

Zanto: Yes. I’m sorry.

[Space. Vila is drifting further and further away from the
space cruiser.]

Zanto: [vo]Once we lose this patrol, we can double back and
rescue you.

Vila: [dist]Yeah. Sure. Course you can.

Zanto: [vo]Look. Conserve your oxygen for as long as you
can, turn the supply to the lowest possible and take small, shallow breaths.
Relax as much as you can and whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.

Vila: [dist]Even if you lose them, you won’t get back in
time.

Gamren: [vo]We can try.

Vila: [dist]I appreciate that. Honestly, I do.

[Flight deck. Lora enters, wearing suit without helmet.]

Zanto: You’ve been in tighter scrapes, I’m sure, Vila. Vila?

[Nothing.]

Gamren: [worried]Vila?

Vila: [vo]You know clocks used to tick? I saw one a long
time ago, an antique. All these metal gears turning and interlocking. Counting
down the seconds. The suit’s chronometer’s broken, so the only clock I’ve got
now is my own heartbeat. Counting down the seconds until I run out of air.
Still, at least I’ll have a bit of warning, when the noise of the oxygen pumps
stop...

[Lora grows upset, listening to him getting fainter and
fainter. She shouts at the microphone.]

Lora: Vila. We’re coming back for you. You hear? We’ll find
you and...

Vila: [vo]Look, get going. It’s not your fault. Bye then.

Lora: Vila... Vila!

Zanto: You heard the man. Orac – get us moving.

[Space. The cruiser curves away from the space station and
flies off into space, speeding away. Vila watches it go emotionlessly.]

Vila: [dist]Drifting slowly through an empty sky... worse
ways to go, I guess. Better than having half-a-ton of wall on you, like poor
old Gan. Or blown up like Cally. Or executed by firing squad...

Friday, May 25, 2012

Avon: [vo]Revolving slowly upon its axis, I’d say. The
question is how has it fallen into such a state of decay and disrepair. Orac?

[Flight deck. Avon has joined the others at the main
screen.]

Orac: What you are currently observing is a basic class-C
space wheel of a design pioneered some 35 years ago. All the data I have
correlated shows it was constructed by one of the various independent mining
companies that harvested Gauda Prime – the station’s construction was a useful
expenditure for financial records and created a way station for the mining ship
transferring their cargo from the Open Planet.

Vila: Cheap and nasty. Why’d it get abandoned?

Orac: One of the outer levels has been partially destroyed –
this sector of space was one of the battle zones in the Galactic War. The
mining company was unwilling and unable to repair the station which they then
wrote off before going into voluntary liquidation. The station is now classed
on astronavigational charts as stellar debris.

Lora: So it’s in better condition than it looks?

Orac: Detector scans indicate that the majority of mechanical
systems still operational.

Zanto: What’s the atmosphere like?

Orac: Far more convivial than aboard this ship.

Zanto: Oh, har-har. That wasn’t what I meant.

Orac: The oxygen levels are at an acceptable standard. While
the nitrogen content is higher than is generally recommended, it is quite
suitable for humanoid life.

Gamren: And there will be technology there we can salvage to
build the stabilizer?

Orac: [flatly]Is that a serious question? Why would I
recommend this course of action if it did not provide the requested result?
Such illogical behavior is quite anathema to me.

Vila: Pity we don’t have the teleport working. We’ll have to
dock.

Avon: We’ll have to match rotation first. That station’s
still turning.

Vila: [sighs]I am aware of that, Avon.

Avon: I didn’t want to chance it. Orac, take us into dock.
Ease us to the best position of stability and print out a layout of the station
with the route to central command.

Gamren: [sneers]Oh, and use bright colours too. Us idiots
could get confused.

Avon: You heard her, Orac.

Orac: I must protest that this is an increasing unwelcome
misuse of my abilities. You should have prioritized the modification of the
ship’s flight computers until those machines were capable of taking on such a
task. I am a superior system!

Lora: If you’re so good, why aren’t you doing what you’re
told like a proper computer?

Orac: I am more than a mere computer.

Gamren: Prove it. Dock us already.

[Orac fumes. Everyone takes their chairs – Vila at
Servalan’s desk; Lora, Zanto and Gamren at the forward consoles and Avon at the
table with the teleport components. On the screen, the spinning station grows
larger and larger.]

[Space. The cruiser slides at a ninety degree angle up to
the revolving space station. Its drives hum and the space station seems to slow
to a halt. The cruiser slides up against the space station, docking with the
central hub at the heart of the wheel. Further away, we see the station is
still turning, and clamped to its middle is the cruiser, now spinning as well.]

[Corridor. Everyone is heading up the corridor towards the
airlock doors. All bar Avon are now holding Scorpio clip-guns. Lora is
unimpressed.]

Lora: Why do we have to use these guns? What’s wrong with
para-rifles?

Vila: These are much better, Lora. Top of the range.

Lora: [doubtful]Really.

Vila: Oh yes. Argentium casing, laser-sight-guided,
recoil-proof, they fire underwater... [to himself] Though we never did get
round to testing that bit...

Gamren: We don’t have many ammunition clips left though, so
don’t get trigger-happy.

Lora: As if. I still don’t see why we have to be armed at
all, though. No one’s going to be aboard anyway!

Avon: I’ll take your gun if you like.

Vila: Oh no. You’re learning the joys of pacifism from now
on.

[Vila crosses to the airlock doors and they slide open to
reveal another set of doors.]

Vila: This type of hatch needs a laser trigger key to open
the door. Still, shouldn’t be too difficult to find the right charge to trip
the mechanism...

[He sets to work on the main locking panel with his tools.]

Vila: Right. Everyone know the bits and pieces we’re looking
for?

Gamren: Yes!

[She waves a colourful printout ruefully.]

Gamren: We’ve all got the list. I just hope you know what
you’re doing.

Zanto: Does anyone?

Avon: I have had my moments.

Gamren: Which were few and far between!

[There is a shower of sparks and the airlock doors slide
back to reveal a metal tunnel beyond. Vila looks smugly at the others, pockets
his tools, draws his gun and leads them down the tunnel and into the station.]

[Space. The station turns, sinister and silent.]

[Station tunnel. The crew head down to a junction.]

Lora: What a dump. Hard to believe anything’s still working.

Zanto: Won’t be for much longer. You can smell the
gravitational motors starting to burn out. I’d give this place a week at most
before it falls apart.

Gamren: A week? An hour sounds too confident if you ask me.

Zanto: No one did, Gamren.

Gamren: Their loss!

[Avon pauses by a bank of machinery and starts to strip it.
Vila pauses.]

Vila: Careful, Avon. We don’t want to take anything vital,
not while we’re inside.

[Avon rolls his eyes but continues to work.]

Avon: Most of the parts are in this sub-calibrator. The rest
will be in the command centre, and probably the rest of the back-ups we need to
get the teleport functioning.

Vila: See? I knew things would sort themselves out. Onwards
and upwards. Avon, take that stuff back to... whatever it is we’re going to call
the ship... and get Lora to help you put it together.

Avon: I do not need her help.

Lora: Two pairs of hands are better than one.

Avon: You’re a fool to trust her on the ship unsupervised.

Vila: You’ll be there, Avon. You can supervise her. And
Lora, you can supervise Avon.

Lora: Oh, great. I was really hoping to spend the day with
this jerk.

Vila: It’s team-building. We’ve all go to learn to work
together. And Blake always got us to harmonize and bond by sending us into
investigate mysterious deserted space wrecks.

Zanto: [impressed]And it worked?

Vila: [shrugs]More or less.

Avon: Mostly less.

[Avon stacks up the components in Lora’s arms until she sags
under the weight and then they turn and head back up the corridor.]

Avon: If you were really worried about me being alone on the
ship, Vila, you should have told Orac to restrict my authority.

[They do so. A shadowy figure watches them from the gloom,
and scuttles after them.]

[Sub Control room. A flickering screen shows the trio in the
corridor. The image changes to show Servalan’s ship docked to the side of the
station. Three figures watch from the shadows, barely lit by the flickering
screens. Their voices are old and scratchy, two men (Hurn and Jav) and a woman
(Chebadir).]

Chebadir: Perfect. It’s exactly what we need.

Hurn: We needed it aeons ago! Not days before the gravity
motors finally fail...

Jav: It is a way off this death trap. It is enough. Can we
fly their ship?

Chebadir: The flight computer will fly it for us. The manual
functions are basic enough.

Hurn: And how are we going to capture the ship?

Chebadir: I have a plan.

Hurn: You always have a plan.

Chebadir: Whereas your methods destroyed the last two
chances we had of escape. We do it my way, this time. Because time is running
out for us all.

[Central Command. With some effort, Zanto and Vila heave
back a sliding door towards a large circular room full of humming, blinking
machinery. Gamren follows them inside as they examine the machinery.]

Zanto: Aquarius? Torus? Capricorn?

Vila: No. Water, bulls and goats aren’t going to impress
people. At least scorpions sounded a bit exotic. What was the name of that
shuttle we used, anyway? The one from Blake’s silo?

Gamren: The Orliander.

Vila: Orliander... what does it mean?

Zanto: Small colorful insect on GP, a kind of ladybird.

Vila: The Ladybird... doesn’t really strike the right note,
does it?

Gamren: [annoyed]Servalan’s ship must have had its own
designation to start with.

Zanto: Yeah. Celestial Queen.

Gamren: Ugh.

Vila: I know.

Zanto: Since we’re doing everything in the name of freedom,
why not that?

Vila: Get this stuff back to the ship, stop it blowing up,
pick a name for it. That pretty much covers it. Why do you ask?

Gamren: I mean, once we’ve got the ship painted, repaired
and named. What then?

Vila: I don’t know. Head back to Gauda Prime, see what
Soolin and the others are up to. Take it from there.

Gamren: So we’re still fighting Blake’s fight, then?

Vila: We don’t have a choice.

Gamren: And if we did? What would you do if we were free?

Vila: Dunno. Find a quiet corner of the galaxy. Grow some
Caron berries – they make terrific wine. Of course, I’d need some slaves to
weed the vineyard...

Gamren: Aren’t we against slavery?

Vila: [sighs]Just my luck. I never asked, Gamren. How did
you get into the rebellion?

Gamren: [shrugs]I was already a criminal and Blake made me
an offer to help him on Gauda Prime.

[Vila finishes stripping the machine and turns to face her.]

Vila: You think you could be a little more vague on that
score?

Gamren: Well, it’s not as impressive as helping him steal an
alien spaceship to escape Cygnus Alpha, the planet of no escape and lead a
galactic crusade for four years.

Vila: [interrupts]That wasn’t me.

Gamren: [confused]No?

Vila: No. I was the one who he rescued from Cygnus Alpha
after he’d stolen the alien spaceship. It was Avon who did that.

Gamren: Heh. Urban legends. Always better than the real
thing.

Vila: So what happened to you?

Gamren: I got a commission at the FSA. They thought I was
pilot material – specially the pilots they can afford to lose on the front
lines. Fighting Liberator, fighting alien, fighting a civil war. I was put in a
file marked expendable.

Vila: And then you found out about it.

Gamren: And I told the rest of the FSA. Caused my own
mini-rebellion. I was sure they wouldn’t be able to do anything – we were all
too valuable to just shoot us. They’d spent a lot of time and money training us
to fly and they needed us.

Vila: So what happened?

Gamren: They didn’t shoot us. They sent us to Meloria.

Vila: Meloria?

Gamren: You know it?

Vila: [bleak]Cygnus Alpha was the planet of no escape.
Meloria’s the planet of lost souls. They sent me there once. The best in the
business took it in turns to zap my frontal lobes until I became a proper
little citizen. When it didn’t take, they just getting zapping me for the fun
of it. Then they got bored and deported me to Cygnus Alpha. More fun than just
taking me out the back and shooting me.

Gamren: Well, we were all sent there for total
rehabilitation, mind orientation, brainwashing, you name it. Over two thousand
recruits to have their pasts removed and an artificial fairy tale implanted
instead. The same thing they did to Blake.

Vila: He rescued you?

Gamren: More or less. He was leading an attack on Meloria,
“putting a stop to obscenities worse than death”. Managed to take out one of
the rehabilitation centres, but by then the Federation had Pylene 50. Only
about seventy of us got off Meloria alive and un-adapted. And I was with him
ever since.

Vila: Because what he was doing was right? Or because you
had nowhere else to go?

Gamren: Does it matter?

Vila: Probably not.

Zanto: [vo]Vila! Gamren! Over here!

[They move through to the next section of the centre. Zanto
has prized open a hatch to reveal a display stack of glittering burgundy
crystals.]

Gamren: What is it?

Gamren: Secret compartment? Smuggler’s stash? Who knows? The
important thing is that there’s no one to dispute ownership of what’s inside.

Vila: You know, I’m beginning to like this cold, damp tomb...

[Vila takes a crystal and studies it.]

Vila: Looks like high-quality kacothis diamonds to me...

Gamren: This station was set up by one of the GP mining companies.
They kept some of the merchandise here, obviously – which means they’re
genuine.

Zanto: [thoughtful]Left here all this time, gaining value
every passing year. Quite a clever piece of capital investment when you think
about it.

Vila: Probably worth a couple of billion on the open market
alone...

Gamren: There’s more to life than money, you know.

Zanto: [skeptical]Really?

Vila: Well, it’s what people say. Let’s not take the chance.

Gamren: Spoken like a true professional thief. Shall we look
for some more?

Vila: Why not? The rebellion still owes me five years’
back-pay...

[They move on, unaware a figure is watching them from the
doorway.]

[Flight deck. Avon holds together a stack of components
while Lora uses a laser spanner to fuse them together. She makes conversation.]

Lora: You had any ideas for naming the ship?

Avon: If I had, would anyone listen?

Lora: You never know.

Avon: No. I never do. [deep breath] However, they will all
want something inspiring and unimaginative – the Falcon, perhaps? Raider?
Avenger? Liberator II?

Lora: What would you call it?

Avon: Vila’s Carte Blanche. It sums things up rather well.

[Lora finishes the work and stands back. Avon checks it
over.]

Lora: But what would you call it if you were in charge?

Avon: Entropy.

Lora: Entropy? Bit gloomy, isn’t it?

Avon: But factual – nothing last forever and change is
inevitable. Something we should all bear in mind now the Federation’s expansion
has run aground. The pause is only temporary and soon the status quo will
change once again. The only question is if it will be to their advantage or to
ours.

Lora: Yes. Very clever. You could call the ship We’re All
Dead Anyway In A Hundred Years and get the exact same result. Why not something
a bit more positive? Something to cheer people up instead of depressing them?

Avon: Why should I care about depressing other people?

Lora: No idea, but as you go out of your way to do it there
must be some reason!

Avon: Not one you’d be able to grasp.

Lora: Have you always been like this?

Avon: Like what?

Lora: Poisonous and cynical with a bad word for everyone in
the universe and superiority complex big enough to need its own dressing room.

[A long pause.]

Avon: [honest]Yes.

Lora: And it’s really helped your life so far, acting like
this, behaving like that?

[Avon doesn’t reply.]

Lora: You know what the definition of insanity is, Avon?

Avon: Doing the same thing, over and over– and expecting
different results each time.

Lora: Yes. Maybe you should rethink your approach.

Avon: Maybe you should refrain from commenting on things you
know nothing about.

Lora: [to herself] What would we have to talk about then?!

[Command Centre. Gamren, checking her list, opens a panel in
the wall and extracts some more circuit boards. Zanto is stuffing the crystals
into a bag while Vila continues to examine one with an eye glass, lost in
dreams.]

Vila: Think of it! Just a few of these crystals could keep
me supplied with all the wine, women and song I could possibly need for the
rest of my natural life. I could even pay those slaves I need for the
vineyards...

Zanto: Then they wouldn’t be slaves.

Vila: So what’s the problem?

[Gamren closes the panel and steps back. A nasty crunch. She
freezes.]

Gamren: What was that noise?

Vila: [bleak]Noise?

[They all look down. Gamren’s boot has crunched a bone into
the deck. She gingerly lifts her foot and they look down at it. Zanto picks it
up distastefully.]

Vila: There are plenty of big animals that make tasty
snacks, I’ve heard.

[Beat.]

Vila: It’s a human, isn’t it?

Zanto: Yes. A human femur.

Gamren: How long’s it been there?

Zanto: A while. But not thirty years.

Vila: It’s at times like this I’m glad I’m a vegetarian. Who
wants to make a run for it?

Gamren: Count me in. [to Zanto] Why do you never come up with smart
ideas like that?

[Zanto stares at the bone in his hand.]

Zanto: We did get Orac to check there was no life aboard,
didn’t we?

[They start to look around, worriedly.]

Vila: I don’t remember asking him that exact question, no.

Gamren: He should have mentioned it anyway!

Vila: That’s Orac for you. I think we should leave now.

Zanto: We have got what we’ve come for. And more besides.

Gamren: Maybe we should leave those crystals.

Zanto: You’re joking.

Gamren: If there are people on board this station and they
eat human beings, they’re not going to be very friendly to start with. If they
find out we’re stealing their precious jewelry...

Zanto: Who says it’s precious to them? These are just pretty
rocks, here and now. Them having these crystals aren’t going to make them any
less hungry or doomed. I say we get out of here now, before Avon and Lora end
up strangling each other.

Gamren: And what about the people here?

Zanto: The possibly-long-dead insane cannibal people? What
about them?

Gamren: We’re going to leave them?

Zanto: Very probably.

Gamren: That’s not what Blake would have done. [to Vila] Is
it?

Vila: [guiltily]No. But... look. Let’s get back to the ship
and get Orac to scan this place properly. We can take it from there. Maybe give
this lot a lift or... something.

Gamren: Sounds reasonable.

Zanto: Reason always does.

[The figure has emerged from the shadows and its moving
towards them. One robed arm holds a heavy-duty looking blaster. It fires, there
is a white-red beam of light that impales Zanto in the shoulder and he screams
and falls. The others dive back. Gamren draws her gun and fires at the figure,
who retreats. Vila shoots at the figure, who fires back and slams a control
before ducking through the doorway. Vila fires again, but the doors all slide shut,
sealing them in. Gamren crouches by Zanto while Vila checks the door.]

Gamren: How bad is it?

Zanto: [pained and weak]At least you didn’t ask if I was
all right. Can’t stand stupid questions like that...

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

[Space. Stars. Nebula. The remains of a space station,
composed of two metal wheels bolted together, similar to the old Space Command
Headquarters. It slowly rotates in a drifting cloud of dust and debris. Pan
across. In the distance is the black and silver shape of Commissioner Sleer’s
private cruiser.]

[Flight deck. Pull out from the main screen, on which the
space station can be made out. The entire flight deck has been taken apart –
consoles opened, panels in the walls and floors removed to expose circuits.
Thick bundles of cables and ropes of wires dangle like jungle vines, linking
and connecting different controls. Lots of wires now link Orac to the pilot
position where it sits in front of the screen. Vila is using a tool to adjust
components inside the console as he argues with Orac.]

Vila: What are you complaining about Orac. This was your
idea, after all?

Orac: That is a gross inaccuracy. You are the one who
proposed this course of action.

Vila: And you agreed to it!

Orac: I confirmed your suggestions were feasible. This ship
has neither the speed nor capabilities of Scorpio and both would be required to
improve the possibility of long-term survival. It was you who decided to carry
out all the required modifications while still in space-flight.

[We see the rest of the flight deck in a similar state of
reconstruction. The area to the right of the flight deck, where Dayna was once
tortured, has now been stripped out and five un-illuminated screens are now
attached to the walls in a rough semi-circle. Lots and lots of wires and cables
are plugged into this section. Avon is inspecting the panels and checking a
hand-held computer as he does so.]

Vila: I only decided that because you managed to navigate us
right into the middle of a Federation patrol and we have to take the long way
round to that neutral planet we were aiming for, remember?

Orac: My recollection of these events is not in dispute. On
current course and speed we will arrive at our destination in six hundred and
sixteen hours.

[The internal door opens. Zanto and Lora enter, both looking
better-rested than the others. In the middle of the flight deck, Gamren is
working at a table covered in components as she attempts to build teleport
bracelets – square, chunky versions that look more intricate and complicated
than previous ones.]

Zanto: Change of shift, Gamren.

Gamren: At last. They say twelve hours fly by when you’re
having fun.

Zanto: [examines bracelet]Not having fun?

Gamren: I’m sick of these things already.

[She puts down her tools.]

Gamren: I’m going to my cabin to sleep. Interrupt me at your
peril.

Zanto: [chuckles]No fear of that. I heard what you got up
to at the harvest festival the last time someone... interrupted you.

Gamren: I’m so exhausted I almost find you amusing.

Zanto: [surprised]That bad, huh?

[She leaves. Zanto sits at the desk and starts work on the
bracelet. Lora approaches Avon, who is still working on the new teleport
section.]

Lora: Twelve-hour changeover. You want to get some rest?

[Avon tries to ignore her, moving away from her. Lora
follows him.]

Avon: No.

Lora: You must need some sleep!

Avon: Must I?

Lora: All right, all right. But you shouldn’t just keep
taking stimulants – they rot your guts in the end, it’s medically proven.
Natural sleep is much better. [beat] How’s it going?

[Avon turns and gives her an angry, smoldering glare.]

Avon: Do you have a specialized knowledge of
spatio-translocation theory?

Lora: [frowns]I asked my question first.

Avon: [controlling himself]I am attempting to built an
open-ended teleport system from scratch while simultaneously install it into
the systems of this ship while everything’s still turned on.

Lora: That’s not answering the question, is it?

Avon: It’s going as well as can be expected!

Lora: And you aren’t building it from scratch, are you?
[indicates] We stripped all this stuff out of that getaway shuttle from Gauda
Prime, remember?

Avon: [rolls eyes]I do. I also remember that crude attempt
at a teleport had been abandoned for good reason. It was totally
non-functional.

Lora: I thought Blake knew all about teleports?

Avon: So did he, I imagine. And you’re both wrong.

Lora: But you said you could get it to work.

Avon: I did. And I might even achieve it – without your
tedious commentary.

Lora: Sorry.

Avon: Yes, you are, aren’t you?

[Lora rolls her eyes and walks over to Zanto.]

Lora: [scornful]Teleports. It can’t be that difficult to
rewire the weapons and communications systems to transmit matter down to the
surface of a planet. You step in that corner, get turned to energy, the energy
is beamed somewhere else, and you revert to matter again. It’s not a
complicated idea, really, is it?

[Zanto works on a bracelet, peering through an eyeglass.]

Zanto: Odd how it’s baffled the Federation for centuries.

Lora: It’s just the revert-to-matter bit that’s hard.

Zanto: Yes. Always been a stumper...

Lora: If you ask me, quantum duality, that’s the way to get
it to work.

[Avon looks up.]

Avon: What do you know about quantum duality?

Lora: More than you – otherwise you’d have applied it by
now.

[She crosses to Vila and Orac.]

Lora: Does he get any more bearable if he starts sleeping
probably?

Vila: Avon? Never has so far. Looking for something to do?

Lora: Well, since we’ve run out of things we can do to the
engines while they’re running. By the way, how did those modification go, Orac?
Are they working?

Orac: Converting a plasma drive to use light as an energy
source is an extremely complicated procedure. Working on the original Stardrive
principals has improved the current velocity of this craft to Standard by Ten.

Lora: [pleased]Not bad.

Vila: Could be better, though. How about the rest of our
adjustments?

Orac: The efficacy of this vessel has been improved by
approximately fourteen per cent.

Vila: Oh. Good.

Orac: However, with so many vital systems taken offline to
facilitate construction and repair, we have reduced the functioning status of
the vessel by thirteen per cent.

[Vila sighs, groans and covers his eyes with his palm.]

Lora: So after three days of non-stop work and this ship is
in a worse condition than when we started?

Orac: No. There is a clear improvement of one per cent
overall.

Lora: [controlled]That doesn’t make it sound any better.

Orac: It is not meant to “sound better”, it is a statement
of fact.

Avon: [calls]If you are looking for something to occupy
your time, trooper, you can start the final cannibalization of that shuttle
craft. See if it can be converted into an escape pod of some description, now
this vessel has none to spare.

[Lora grows somber.]

Lora: Yes. [to Vila] I’m still not happy about that.

Vila: [shrugs]We couldn’t leave her on the flight deck.
It’d be a health hazard.

Lora: I mean killing Servalan in the first place. I didn’t
quit one bunch of murderers to join up with another.

Avon: More fool you.

Zanto: Had to be done, Lora. Orac told you the things she’d
done. Murder, genocide, poisoning – just because we had the upper hand when we
left Gauda Prime doesn’t mean it would have stayed that way. She was a
psychopath who could have killed us all without blinking; and she very probably
would have.

Avon: Not “probably”, “certainly”.

Lora: You don’t know that.

Avon: It’s what I would have done.

[Everyone looks at Avon, uncomfortable.]

Zanto: Avon! Must you say things like that?

Avon: You would rather companionable silence?

Vila: We all know you’re a self-centred murdering piece of
scum, Avon. You constantly reminding us doesn’t do anything but make you sound
insecure.

[Avon, very annoyed, turns back to the teleport.]

Vila: [to Lora]But, as ever, he’s got a point. Do another
check of the shuttle, see if we can take it apart and turn it into escape pods.
[gently] And Servalan would have killed us, you know. While she was on the
ship, we might as well have turned off life support given how much danger we
were already in.

Lora: And how do I know I won’t get executed and chucked out
an airlock?

Vila: Because I’m the boss. And that’s the one thing I’d
never do. [looks at Avon] Because I’ve been on the receiving end. You know when
they say the exception proves the rule? Servalan was the exception.

Lora: Right. [frowns] What’s the rule, again?

Vila: The rule is that from now on, we all get out of this
alive.

[Lora nods, reassured.]

Lora: Nice. [louder] I’ll be in the shuttle if anyone needs
me.

Avon: Little chance of that.

Lora: [to others]Can we gag him?

Zanto: [thoughtful] Tempting thought.

[Lora leaves.]

[Space. The cruiser continues. The space station is closer.]

[Corridor on ship. Lora heads down a passageway. She passes
a doorway and stops. There is a sickly electrical crackling noise coming from
inside. Lora steps through the door into the room beyond. A bank of machinery
is the source of the noise – screens built into it are flickering and smoke is
rising out of it.]

Orac: Internal sensors indicate that Gamren Vanda is
currently in the cabin she has claimed as her own quarters. Lora Mezin is
located in maintenance room beta.

Avon: As I thought – showing her true colours at last.

Vila: She’s not stupid enough to sabotage a ship while she’s
still aboard!

Avon: I wouldn’t risk underestimating her.

Zanto: [sarcastic]He’s right, Vila. We all know how
infallible Avon is when it comes to the trustworthiness of others. Don’t we?

[Avon stares at him for a long moment. Vila waits for them
to break the stare out, but they don’t, so he irritably claps loudly to get
their attention.]

Vila: [annoyed]Come on, you two. Let’s see what the problem
is down there...

[They leave the flight deck.]

[Corridor. The three men hurry up the passageway towards the
doorway.]

Vila: [calling]Lora?

Avon: For someone trained as a psycho-strategist, your
attempts to manipulate are shockingly crude and obvious. The Order was wise to
reject you.

Zanto: As I haven’t got all bar two of my crew murdered in a
series of stupid and totally avoidable mistakes, I can still claim greater
proficiency than you.

Avon: The fact you need to claim anything is significant,
wouldn’t you say?

Vila: [rolls eyes]Will you two just shut up? You’re both
arrogant alpha-grade idiots who’ve made more mistakes than the rest of us put
together – the only difference is Zanto hasn’t gone on a murder spree with a
plasma rifle while laughing like a madman!

Avon: The burden of leadership, Vila. You’ll feel it soon
enough.

Vila: Oh no. The rebellion’s under new management, Avon.
From now on, things are going to go smooth and safe and reliable and...

[A massive explosion bursts through the doorway in a
fireball. None of them react.]

Vila: ...and I am kidding precisely no one.

Zanto: Looks like.

Avon: Let us see what our trustworthy deserter has done,
shall we?

[Maintenance room. The machinery is now on fire. Lora,
soot-stained, is sprawled nearby, coughing and spluttering. The trio run in.]

Vila: Lora! Are you all right?

Zanto: What happened?

[Rolling his eyes, Avon snatches a fire extinguisher from
the wall and douses the flames with no real effort.]

Lora: [coughing]The plasma regenerator... just... blew
up...

Avon: And you did nothing to cause it, I suppose?

Lora: Course not! [splutters] It was sparking, so I shut
down the section... didn’t help...

[Vila and Zanto help her get to her feet. Gamren enters,
half-asleep.]

Zanto: The plasma generator’s shorted out. Probably most of
the firing circuits too.

Avon: Two are still intact. However, the damage to the
armament routines would undoubtedly trigger a thermo-plasmic reaction if
triggered.

Vila: What does that mean?

Lora: [coughs]If we try to fire the main weapons, we’ll
blow up.

Avon: More than that, we’ll be atomized.

Lora: Oh, that’s much worse than being blown up!

Gamren: And on top of that, we’re now defenseless?

Avon: Quite. [turning to Lora] As sabotage goes, it’s very
effective.

Lora: I didn’t sabotage anything! I thought you were
supposed to be intelligent!

[Avon stares at her. Then, he looks away.]

Avon: I am. This wasn’t sabotage.

Vila: I could have told you that!

Gamren: What did cause it, then?

Avon: [examines damage]Usual wear-and-tear, entropy in the
arming circuitry, possibly some crossed wires. The auto-repair systems would
have held it in check – but thanks to all these modifications Vila has cunningly
ordered, the auto-repair was switched off.

[Everyone exchange looks, then go back to looking at Vila,
unimpressed.]

Vila: [quickly]That isn’t important right now. Can we
repair this damage?

Lora: [grim]Possibly. But even if we got the weaponry back
online, it would burn out again shortly afterwards. Maybe even worse than this
next time.

[Flight deck. All are present, but Avon is back tinkering
with the teleport, keeping apart from the others who are talking to Orac.]

Orac: Until the auto-repair systems can be fully restored,
the incidents of circuit malfunction and mechanical failure will increase
exponentially. The probability of thermo-plasmic detonation is now at fifty two
per cent and rising.

Zanto: Isn’t there anything we can do about it?

Gamren: How about this for a radical idea: turn the
auto-repair back on?

Orac: That is not possible without full recalibration. The
process would take forty-three minutes and require all functions deactivated
for that period – including life support.

Lora: So... what? We’re travelling on a flying bomb that
could go off at any time?

Orac: In practical terms, yes.

Gamren: [fuming]And we can’t even leave in the shuttle
because our awesome leader tore it apart to start all these modifications in
the first place!

Orac: Indeed.

Vila: You realize if this ship explodes, you go up with it?

Orac: Of course I do!

Vila: Then what do we do? Spit it out, you scabby little
rat!

Orac: [huffs]I abhor spitting! The blowout in the plasma
regenerator triggered a sympathetic explosion in the manual-lock transfer
system located in the outer secondary system. This is located on the outer hull
in the keel section.

[The main screen lights up with a corner of the ship. A hole
is blown in the hull revealing blackened machinery within. The image zooms in.]

Orac: Due to the design of the secondary system, it is
possible to slave some of the basic auto-repair systems without the need for
recalibration. Thus, the weaponry functions can be maintained and stabilized
indefinitely without fear of destruction.

Vila: So we fix that bit and we’re safe for the time being?

Zanto: At least long enough to land on a planet and finish
off repairs.

Avon: There is a flaw in Orac’s plan.

Gamren: [rolls eyes]Do tell.

Orac: I am not in error. Constructing and installing a
master stabilizer system is well within the capabilities of the crew of this
space vehicle.

Vila: That reminds me. This ship needs a name.

Avon: It is not within our capabilities, Orac. We do not
have the required components.