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Topic: Rules of the internets

These are the rules of the internet

1. Do not talk about /b/2. Do NOT talk about /b/3. We are Anonymous4. Anonymous is legion5. Anonymous never forgives6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster7. Anonymous is still able to deliver8. There are no real rules about posting9. There are no real rules about moderation either - enjoy your ban10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T11. You must have pictures to prove your statement12. Lurk moar- it's never enough13. Nothing is Sacred.14. Do not argue with a troll - it means that they win15. The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfying it is to corrupt it16. There are NO girls on the internet17. A cat is fine too18. One cat leads to another19. Another cat leads to zippo cat20. It is delicious cake. You must eat it21. It is delicious trap. You must hit it22. /b/ sucks today23. Cock goes in here24. You will never have sex25. ????26. PROFIT27. It needs more Desu. No exceptions.28. There will always be more fucked up shit than you just saw29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)30. No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes34. There is porn of it, no exceptions.35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.37. Even one positive comment about Japanese things can make you a weeaboo/Ben.38. When one sees a lion, one must get into the car39. There is furry porn of it. No exceptions.40. The pool is always closed due to AIDS41. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.42. Everything has been cracked and pirated43. DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS44. The internet is not your personal army.45. Rule 45 is a lie.46. The cake is a lie.47. If you post it, they will fap.