The GOP Debate in 10 Seconds

Last night was the first GOP presidential debate featuring candidates with any name recognition. All your favorites were there: Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, Michele Bachmann (one L, two Ns), Ron Paul, and the Pizza Guy. As you know, it made huge waves because we learned more about… wait, you didn’t watch it? You mean the singular most important event in the lead-up to the 2012 election so far???

Ok, deep breaths. Calm down. I think I can fix this. I have an idea. I have managed to acquire the full transcript of the debate, which I can present to you here, free of charge. Without further ado, the June 13 Republican New Hampshire Debate: