I've sent you an unbloggable joke about the wedding, courtesy of my brother. He's an electrician and works with builders a lot. They might not rewire your house as fast as you'd like 'em to, but they're quick off the mark with topical jokes.

I want an exquisite and charming commemorative plate but don't have any money to send just at the moment. Does anyone know where i could buy such an item? Perhaps with an option to pay in easy instalments?