@bluedoggiant – dude! That is 2 sec better than my best when I quit at 14. For those who don’t know, in that race that is for fricken ever. I will be watching for you. Of course, your a jelly fish so you have the aquatic advantage.

Thank you for your enthusiasm haha. But I don’t think I’ll be there. The difference between being in the olympics can be a matter of .01. Thats how much I missed by state cut by when I use 10 years old. And right now, I am coming to the point where my times don’t drop by huge margins anymore, they drop slowly. But I REALLY would like to make trials in 2012, that would be fun.

Um, @Bri_L the slugs race each other, and they also jump over jumps. Like horses. It’s not exactly equestrianism, but it is gliemizesianism, and it is a perfectly respectable sport! I’d like to see you try to get a slug to jump over a matchbox!

Long distance running, such as the Marathon. Maybe 3000m Steeplechase or something.

Of course I’d already have gold medals if “staying awake all night on fluther” or “eating pizza really fast” were sports. When I used to smoke I once won a competition for rolling a cigarette in less than a second.