Instead of venturing out to buy updated furniture, or heatedly pouring scotch from their crystal decanters, the leading ladies of Coronas De Lágrimas lived up to our expectations by delving into the most taboo subject ever known to television. Yes, with their marriages at stake, and their pregnant evil twins about to crash their cars, they still feuded over only the most important matter—and did so in a style familiar to the loyal few still tuning into FOX at 8/7 central.

*Some liberties have been taken with the translation after consulting Google translator and/or a Spanish-speaking dog