The English Alphabet

This is a recitation that a primary student taught me. One student plays the part of a learned professor who is then challenged by another student to recite a proverb ("parable" in Krio) for each letter of the alphabet. Those familiar with public transports in West Africa will recognize many of these sayings. This work is public domain.

My name is Professor G.G.M. Magzona. I came from the University of Kokorioko with my following demental: Ph.D., B.Sc., LL.B., B.A., etc., etc. So ladies and gentlemen, is there anybody to challenge me?