Would You Vote for Anthony "Here's My Dong" Weiner?

Remember Anthony Weiner? The aptly-named former congressman from New York who was busted for tweeting a pic of his erect schlong in boxers to a college student? Yeah…he's now running for mayor of New York City.

Why? Because, if anyone can get over Weinergate, it's New Yorkers—at least, that's what Weiner is banking on.

After months of speculation and attempts to publicly rehab his image, Weiner has made it official with a new campaign commercial (check it out, above). "I've made some big mistakes," he says in it. Um…you think?

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We also love how it features his baby son and wife, Hillary Clinton staffer Huma Abedin. It's all "hey, you've all seen my peen but I'm a FAMILY man. Obvi."

Speaking of his (saint of a) wife, Abedin came under fire for sticking with her hubby after he very clearly screwed her over…while she was pregnant. Weiner has admitted that he "can't say" if other penis pics exist, so clearly this wasn't just a one-time lapse in judgement.

Abedin is featured in the commercial, standing by her man. We can't help but wonder if she's going to get some serious heat—again—for not kicking his a*& to the curb, like so many of us wished she would have. Maybe he has a really, really ridiculously great personality?

And now, he's parading her around as a loyal politcal spouse. Ugh.

So, does Weiner have a shot in hell? Hey, Mark Sanford, the congressman who "was hiking the Appalachian Trail" (aka shacking up with his mistress) was recently re-elected, so stranger things have happened.

BTW, we reached out to fellow mayoral candidate Christine Quinn about this but haven't heard back yet. We can't WAIT to hear what she thinks about all this.

Would you vote for a dude who passes around pics of his peen? And should people just let Abedin be already?