Get a Drugged Ostrich for the Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show

If everyone couldn’t tell....this year’s halftime show by Justin Timberlake was an actual dumpster fire of a performance. Sorry...but that’s the way it is. It leaves us to wonder...why was he chosen? He hasn’t been relevant for about five years, not since his *NSYNC days. The only good thing he’s accomplished in several years was the song “Can’t Stop the Feeling”, which admittedly was a good song but the movie “Trolls” was a very tragic mistake.

In my opinion, a drugged-up ostrich could do a better job than Justin Timberlake. I propose next year’s halftime show be a drugged ostrich running around the stage with reckless abandon and squawking a lot and annoying the football fans, because football sucks anyway. Let’s make this happen.