This Week's Leaders in Snarky Brides

Dear...

While I appreciate the friend request on FB Im going to have to deny you. We've never met (which isnt always a deal breaker), but when I went to check out your profile the very first thing I see is your favorite quote "God is NOT ok with homosexuality". Congratulations darling, you have made your first family enemy.

I dont care that youre a bible nerd or that you practically grew up in church. So did I, and a Catholic one at that. Went to every service and church school event. Baptism, Communion, Confirmation, etc. God tells us to love EVERYONE and to judge NO ONE. You lose and I hate you. Im so looking forward to meeting you and telling you all about my area of study....LGBT Youth. B!tch.

Its a bold f'n move making that the first thing people see and in the real world, vs the home-schooled world you grew up in, youre going to be eaten alive. Best of Luck

People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica

Re: Dear...

I have disliked you since the day I met you. I also know that you requested me as a friend on FB just to be nosy and that neither of us have any intention of ever trying to be friends with one another.

I'm pretty sure that your wall post the other day that stated, "Wedding #3 of 2011 tonight @ Justins! Added bonus that our friends and family have great taste in venues !" was a stab at me for my choice of venue. I can't wait to make your life miserable every time we are in the same room together.

This place is called The Geneva Area Chamber of Commerce. We are not a travel agency. I have no clue what that place in Michigan is. I don't have brochures about California. I cannot recommend a hotel in Austin. If you need a phone number for a rental car company in Virginia, google it.

Best of luck,

Rachael, aka the girl at the desk that is always polite but yells profanities as soon as you walk out the door

Dear People Who Stop in my Visitor's Center: This place is called The Geneva Area Chamber of Commerce. We are not a travel agency. I have no clue what that place in Michigan is. I don't have brochures about California. I cannot recommend a hotel in Austin. If you need a phone number for a rental car company in Virginia, google it. Best of luck, Rachael, aka the girl at the desk that is always polite but yells profanities as soon as you walk out the doorPosted by raes19

This literally made me lol. And the last part... I'm that girl too (except mine is when I hang up the phone. every. signle. time.)... I swear one of these times I am going to get busted.

In Response to Re: Dear... : This literally made me lol. And the last part... I'm that girl too (except mine is when I hang up the phone. every. signle. time.)... I swear one of these times I am going to get busted.Posted by kevinandmonica2011

My entire office does that. Theres a few people we know #s to so when they call you hear "Son of a b!tch! I dont wanna deal with you right now! Hello, this is Bridgett...." Haha.

B/c its SU we also get a lot of Asian students who are literally off the boat and speak the worst English. Ive had to put them on hold and transfer them to someone with more patience than me. And then I get cursed at afterward for doing so.

People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica

Ha! I jinxed myself. Well, this one wasn't too bad.... A guy just called here asking for the Chamber of Commerce in Seattle. Now, we have a huuuuge book that lists all of the chambers and embassies in the world. So I flip through to the Washington section, and in there is a sub-section for Seattle. I asked the guy what area and he is all uhhhh, so I'm like dude there are 14 freaking chambers in Seattle (ha not really like that, but ya know) so I just picked one and gave it to him. Hopefully it's good enough and he won't call back.

In Response to Re: Dear... : M B/c its SU we also get a lot of Asian students who are literally off the boat and speak the worst English. Ive had to put them on hold and transfer them to someone with more patience than me. And then I get cursed at afterward for doing so.Posted by DondadaTimes2

Yes! This is me. I frequently have to talk to people that can't speak English well. And they always call multiple times during admission season. When I see the numbers, I cringe.

Seriously?! Thank you so-o much for that amazing .17 cent raise. That extra 1.25/day, 6/week, 25/month, 300/YEAR is going to help me sooooo much! Now I can aaaaaalmost afford a set of books for 1 class! Good God. I pray that soon I can hand in my 2 week and I really hope you understand why. Im sick of working for chump change and being under-appreciated.

SincerelyStruggling to pay bills

People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica

OUCH!! But this seems therapeutic, let me try lol Dear GM's wife, I have disliked you since the day I met you. I also know that you requested me as a friend on FB just to be nosy and that neither of us have any intention of ever trying to be friends with one another. I'm pretty sure that your wall post the other day that stated, " Wedding #3 of 2011 tonight @ Justins! Added bonus that our friends and family have great taste in venues !" was a stab at me for my choice of venue. I can't wait to make your life miserable every time we are in the same room together. Now I just can't wait to say this to her face!Posted by CD2011

I just went through the same thing like a week ago...wonder if these two chicks are related