Taylor Swift falls foul of her fans

She’s famous for her pointed post-break-up songs, but it looks like Taylor Swift will have to sing a different tune after her split from One DirectionerHarry Styles.

While she’s used to having an extremely loyal fan base, Taylor’s Swifties have revolted in their masses after learning the romance of two months has ended. Ticket sales to Taylor’s concerts are plummeting, while One Direction’s have skyrocketed.

Insiders say that because the pair share a lot of fans, their devotees have chosen to take sides after the messy break-up – and they’re firmly on Team Harry.Taylor returned home from her Caribbean holiday with Harry alone after a massive fight this week, where she is alleged to have screamed at Harry, “You’re lucky to even be with me!”

Sources say Taylor was sick of Harry’s “wandering eye” and heavy flirting. Meanwhile Harry, who’s often described as a “mini Mick Jagger”, was said to be tired of her nagging.

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