Anyway, if you did not get to attend the ceremony or watch the proceedings on Facebook, we recorded the whole shebang for posterity. Start with Jezebel culture editor Julianne Escobedo Shepherd’s red carpet show. There were so many amazing looks. Everything was amazing:

And now for the show itself (a highlight reel of sorts is at the top of this post; here’s the full, complete show as broadcast):

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue.