Hi there, you poor and unfortunate platinumless souls. Here you can suckle from the teet of the welfare state instead of growing up and getting a job so you can buy platinum. While you stay here I only ask that you shower at least once, preferably as soon as possible.

Hi there, you poor and unfortunate platinumless souls. Here you can suckle from the teet of the welfare state instead of growing up and getting a job so you can buy platinum. While you stay here I only ask that you shower at least once, preferably as soon as possible.

Greetings plebs. I have bought this piece of real estate with view of storing my fancy rich man things here like golf clubs and tax cuts. Please vacate the premises in an orderly manner or you will be charged the cost of the rubber bullets and CS gas needed to remove you.