The collection was designed by Tiffany’s Chief Artistic Officer Reed Krakoff, who helped the brand this year launch the larger Home and Accessories collection, which houses the Everyday Objects collection.

Items that are new to Tiffany and the Everyday collection are marked as such on the site, with older items like the sterling silver bean lighter ($350), the Elsa Peretti Thumbprint bowl ($750 in silver) and $385 Tiffany harmonica filling in as classic "ordinary items made extraordinary," as the company says on their site.

These “paper cups” mimic the cups Tiffany uses in store to give guests coffee. But these are made of bone china and cost $95 for a pair. Can’t even microwave your coffee afterward.

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"I think what makes the collection unique is that it incorporates the best quality, craftsmanship and design with a level of functionality that allows you to use these things every day," Krakoff said in a statement to the News.

Many of the items were handcrafted with silver and American walnut wood with leather or glass. Here are six of the most absurd items:

Yo-Yo: $300

Spin it round, just don’t drop it.

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This yo-yo doesn’t even light up, but with a walnut center and a sterling silver casing, this yo-yo is definitely shiny and for professionals only. Imagine dropping this yo-yo doing a failed “around the world” trick.

Protractor: $425, Ruler: $450, Triangle: $400

This $400 triangle is a perfect gift for an architect.

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Who, besides an architect, has used a protractor, triangle, and ruler set since high school? The three items, sold separately, would be perfect for a high-end math class or maybe a holiday gift for a rocket scientist. All three are made of silver and American walnut, and like most Tiffany items, can be engraved.

Coffee can (sans coffee): $1,500

For when you’re tired of waiting for the instant coffee tin to empty.

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Instead of waiting for your Cafe Bustelo to run out, why not buy a $1,500 coffee can, that doesn’t even come with any coffee? The company says the coffee can gets a “Tiffany twist in sterling silver.” If you can drop the cash, it’s a great vase, pencil holder, or receptacle for Tiffany’s $250 crazy straw.

Bone china paper cups: $95

At two for $95, this might be the best “deal” in the bunch, but how do you have a “paper” cup made of China? You can’t even microwave them. If a pair of Tiffany blue fake paper cups aren’t your thing, you can get a plain sterling silver fake paper cup ($595) for nearly 6 times the price of two.

Bird’s Nest: $10,000

Definitely an everyday item, if you’re a bird.

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The silver nest with three blue porcelain eggs, unlike many of the other items on the list, doesn’t even have a pretend functional use. The nest was spun of delicate silver strands and is based on an item from a 1969 Tiffany engagement ad. There are only five available and at $10,000, it’s the most expensive item in the collection.

Ball of Yarn: $9,000

If your cat’s been a very good kitty, celebrate with this sterling silver ball of yarn. It doesn’t unravel, won’t knit anything... well, it will just sit there.

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Like the nest, the ball of yarn wouldn’t knit a sweater or amuse a cat, and is clearly for only decorative purposes. “Here, we’ve reimagined an everyday yarn ball in handspun strands of textured sterling silver,” says the website, because who hasn’t wanted to reimagine yarn?

Silver building blocks: $1,500

You definitely don’t want to step on these silver and walnut building blocks (yes, they’re basically fancy Lego’s). The set of different sizes blocks only comes with ten pieces so there’s not much you can build.

Other items of note include a pair of leather and silver table tennis paddles for $650, a permanent marker for $750, a $650 hour glass with Tiffany Blue sand and a $1,500 domino set.