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The flooding continues. I’m too lazy to even try to stop it. It’s just one of those down days I guess.

So how many of you have the chance to see a real Mercedes SLK? How many of you get the chance of seeing it rolling on the road? How many of you had actually tried out-running it and have the video to prove that your car is no match for a car that costs around half a million? I do =D But to be honest, I didn’t put the pedal to the metal and he certainly didn’t put much force on his right foot.

It’s pretty interesting to see someone in trouble and pretending not to help. It gets even more interesting when you take a video while your cat MUTILATES the rat it caught. No cats were harmed during the production of this video. The rat, however, was found rotting the next day in the very same room.

You know, tell me if you think that embedding a player to play videos on this site is a better idea than just giving you a link to the actual file. I’ll tell you why you’re wrong.

I was chatting with a friend of mine whom I haven’t seen for a long time, and he’s working in a pharmacy as a part-timer. The pharmacy that he works in is no ordinary pharmacy. It’s a pharmacy that sells all sorts of sex-related things. From viagra to condoms to you-know-what. So working there has certainly made him gain a lot more knowledge. Did you know that there’re stuff that can make a person horny? And do you know that 3 viagra pills costs roughly RM200? That’s way too much to pay for sex if you ask me =D No wonder they say prevention is better than cure.

The conversation drifted on to cleaner topics like girls and relationships. He gave a very interesting quote (or rather a quote that I find interesting). It goes like this: Girls will offer sex for love and guys will offer love for sex. Which basically means that a girl will have sex with you even if she doesn’t want to, just so that she can get his love / maintain the relationship. For guys, in exchange for the love they give you, they will want sex. In other words, guys want sex and girls want love. It’s so simple that it becomes complicated.

And this is the one thing that I hate about some guys, including myself. They take advantage of that weakness in girls and make them do things that they don’t want to do. Girls will do anything to save their relationship. Anything. Sexual favours included.

So an advise to the guys, don’t take advantage of your girlfriend and don’t take her for granted. You’ll regret. For first time boyfriends or failures, read http://betterboyfriend.blogspot.com/

For the ladies, don’t be looked down upon as the weaker sex. You both have equal say in this relationship. Unless of course if you are from some country that does not have equal rights for women (i.e. women cannot vote). Continue reading →

Acapulco hotel sign: The manager has personally passed all
the water served here.

Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours
of 9 and 11 daily.

Athens, Greece hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between
the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the
hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.

Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed
as a man.

Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If
the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing
floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that
time we regret that you will be unbearable.

Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food,
give it to the guard on duty.

Copenhagen airline ticket office: WE take your bags and send them in all
directions.

Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours–we
guarantee no miscarriages.

Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send
them in all directions.

Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn ***** to right.

German/Austria: a sign in a hotel catering to skiers read Not to perambulate
the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.

German/Germany: in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and
only when lit up.

Germany’s Black forest sign: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest
camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live
together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

Istanbul hotel corridor sign: Please to evacuate in hall especially which is
accompanied by rude noises.

Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

Japanese information booklet about a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates:
If you want just condition of war in your room, please control yourself.

Kyushi, Japan Detour sign: Stop: Drive Sideways.

Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.

London office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside
down on the draining board.

Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking.

Majorcan shop entrance: Here speeching American.

Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome
to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and
writers are buried daily except Thursday.

Moscow hotel room door: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.

Norwegian *****tail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the
bar.

Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.

Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will
execute customers in strict rotation.

Roman doctor’s office: Specialist in women and other diseases.

Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having
a good time.

Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from
their own skin.

Swiss mountain inn: Special today — no ice cream.

Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked Would you like to ride on your own
ass?.

Tokyo bar: Special *****tails for the ladies with nuts.

Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person
to do such thing is please not to read this notice.

Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best
in the long run.

Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

Vienna, Austria hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel
porter.

Yugoslavia: a sign in a hotel read The flattening of underwear with pleasure
is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway.

Yugoslavia: in the Europa Hotel, in Sarajevo, you will find this message on
every door: Guests should announce the abandonment of theirs rooms before 12
o’clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o’clock, for the use of the
room before 5 at the arrival or after the 16 o’clock at the departure, will be
billed as one night more..

Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the
opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this
purpose. Continue reading →