You know, from what I’ve seen, it’s much more likely that you’d be kidnapped by a man… women don’t seem to do the hostage thing as much. Or at least that’s my viewpoint as an ignorant male. Please feel free to respond with all the ways I’m wrong.

My requirement for a romantic partner is that they have attempted to kill me at least once, preferably in person and with a sword of some description. If they bring a spear, though, the relationship’s off.