On the Apple keynote

I wasn't really impressed by the new devices, but what really interested me were the ResearchKit and CareKit modules. Apple's goal is clearly a phone that does everything. Now, you might think it's coming MS or that MS will copy them. I believe Apple is leading MS to developing health modules and then ridiculing them afterwards for such a useless feature, introducing a new iPhone that becomes all the rage.
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Here is the proof. Apple announced 2 kits for developers. Health has 6 letters. 6/2=3. 3 sides in a triangle. The MS logo has 4 colors. 4-3=1. A circle has 1 side. Apple's new conference hall is a circle. Apple announced 2 devices. 2+1=3. 3 sides TO A TRIANGLE. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!