Yesterday I showed a rare act of kindness to our Florida Gators friends and readers by not reveling in the fact that the team lost its third straight game for the first time in 22 years, dropped from the Top 25 rankings, and has fallen into a world of uncertainty and chaos. And while I could have pointed out that the Gators’ offense looks as potent as my grandfather’s grandfather, I figured we could spare making cheap jokes about John Brantley changing his name to Tim Shebow. Besides, why should I do it when spoiled Gators fans are already turning an average season into a joke?

The fans behind FireCoachMeyer.com, which was started in 2004 when Meyer was first hired by Florida, are back in action after the Gators lost to Mississippi State University this weekend in a humiliating drought of offense. Despite the fact that Meyer has, you know, won two National Titles and cemented his status as one of the best coaches – if not the best – in college football, these fans want the Gators coach gone because they’re apparently not in the mood for the concept of rebuilding seasons.

Is a coach bigger than the University of Florida? Meyer looked so sympathetic when he resigned and his daughter basically outed him as an absent father. Then, within hours he decides to come back against the wishes of his very own family. UF needs to just move on. The team is facing it’s largest rebuilding ever (New QB, New Assitant [sic] Coaches, etc) This emotional roller coaster is just starting. Urban is following basketball coach Billy Donovan in turning our mascot into a Flip Flop. Please join the conversation on our message boards…

People often ask me why I dislike UF so much, when I live in a city that basically considers the Gators a hometown team, and I honestly don’t hate them, but this web site is a great example of why many Florida fans drive me nuts. Poor babies won’t win a National Title this year. Cry me a river. I hope Steve Addazio has a job in Gainesville for a long time.

Clearly that site was started by a Georgia fan, who’s coach is Helen Hunt’s removed at birth twin and program lies in dire-er straits.

10.19.10 at 11:55 am

MenaceIISobriety

this site isn’t official: it wasn’t notarized by Taco.

10.19.10 at 12:58 pm

LJ

Gator fan is the biggest douche bag in the history of feminine hygiene.

They’ve had 2 good coaches in their 120 years of playing football. They ran off the first with their HOF douchery and they’re about to do it again.

Plus Erin Andrews is all skingy. Get nekkid in Playboy already.

10.19.10 at 1:41 pm

Deaner

Urban Meyer’s not the problem, Steve Addazio is. And screw you for wishing that on Gator fans. That’s some harsh shit.

10.19.10 at 5:01 pm

AB

They can’t even spell Gaytor right.

10.19.10 at 6:31 pm

Bull_Gator

I’ve been saying it since the ’06 national championship: Florida fans are the next Ohio St. fans. A series of spoiled, whiny, elitist assholes.

10.25.10 at 6:13 pm

dink

u know dan mullens did not have a problem running the offensive game charlie strong did not have a problem running the defense.!!!!!!! GET RID OF STEVE HE IS NOT A PLAY CALLER DAMN PEOPLE ITS NOT URBAN U BUNCH OF JACK WAGONS

10.25.10 at 6:31 pm

dink

everyone should know by now it was coming. first dan left and then charlie, do u realize when these two coaches left florida was going down hill. u need to look at the play calling its steve people HE IS NOT A PLAY CALLER. FLORIDA SHOULD ONLY HAVE ONE LOSS. FIND A OFFENSIVE COACH AND U WILLL FIND VICTORY