Sunday, October 19, 2014

Z Nation, Season 1, Episode 6: Resurrection Blues

Some random intro by Citizen Z before we move to
Hannibal, Missouri and a church. A zombie church – which has captured zombies,
rings the bells to call more zombies and, it looks like, possibly feeding
parishoners to zombies.

Ok then

To the gang and everyone’s noticed that Murphy isn’t
looking his best and it’s possible there’s something up with the vaccine. Of
course, this being Z Nation such
worry leads to Warren calling dibs on the one who gets to kill him.

The gang is running out of supplies and has eaten so they’re on their way to a town/compound/base
to resupply (and, yes, Doc makes a cannibal joke to Cassandra because Z Nation). On arriving at the compound
they find a less than enthusiastic welcome and a demand to surrender all guns.
Garnett asks to see a Major Joe Williams who he has known since before the
apocalypse.

Joe does know Garnett and greets him happily – they can
come in but not the truck and not the weapons. While they do that, one of the
Major’s followers tells them 3 of “Jacob’s cult” have come back – and we see
the three people who looked like they were going to be sacrificed to zombies
begging to return. Joe accepts them back, though he’s not entirely thrilled.

Joe does explain the no weapons thing though – they used
to be armed and then one guy murdered another who then turned and bit 5 more…
in the zombie apocalypse, murder becomes even more concerning. Joe shows them
round all the precautions they’ve taken inside (even doors that can’t be opened
by zombies) and how they produce their own food, their own power – yeah this is
all looking very very suspicious. He also tells them about Jacob and his cult
believing that the zombies are the second coming – he kicked them out, but he
lets the followers back in because he expected their return “hard to believe in
an empty stomach.”

Joe also makes an attempt to recruit them – he wants
Garnett and Doc and he says the way to California is swarmed by mega-herds of
zombies. Garnett tries to recruit him in turn. They also discuss sleeping
arrangements in which the entire group figures out Warren and Garnett as a
couple – which is apparently now a thing. They retire to the private room with
Garnett being super awkward

Meanwhile one of the returning cultists goes wandering
and 10K decides to follow her – he sees her propping open the zombie-proof
doors.

Jacob and his cult approach the fence looking all
ominous.

Inside, the woman collapses in front of the gates, having dropped her large cross.
Another cult member, Luke, asks to see his ammo bag (more large cross
fondling). The last cultists decides to start preaching in the dining room. The
crosses hide blades – and he uses his to cut his own throat. He becomes a
zombie and starts biting people (everyone looks around frantically for a weapon
which is laughable considering the chairs they’re sitting on). At the gate, the
collapsed cultists rises and bites the woman who opens the gate to check on
her. Lots of people then do stupid things like grabbing a zombie and hugging it
to their chest.

All the zombieness interrupts Warren and Garnett at a
very terrible time. Even if it weren’t zombies, I think Warren is allowed to
kill them. Unlike everyone else in this compound, Warren realises you don’t
actually need guns to kill zombies and grabs a table lamp. There is a zombie
outside and Garnett kills it by slamming its head into a wall.

Zombies run amok everywhere – chaos and horror and death and no-one doing much
to defend themselves – and one attacks Murphy. Or grabs Murphy and looks at him
before moving on. The rest of the group are the only ones who realise the
wealth of zombie killing utensils all around them. including a hand whisk – oh
dear gods the electric hand whisk.

Warren and Garnett move through the empty corridors
wielding hard backed books and Warren sees where the doors have been wedged
open. They run into Joe who tells them about the suicide attack. Unfortunately they
also learn all the guns are in one place that is full of zombies. The group
gathers – missing Murphy and 10k. Joe tells them the emergency exit but he’s
determined to stay and help his people.

Hordes of zombies run through the halls, killing one poor
woman with Murphy – they all ignore him.

Jacob and his cultists take the armoury and he orders them to bring him the “blasphemers”
alive. They’ve also blocked the emergency exit. The gang and several other
members of the compound are crushed trying to get out – with zombies coming
from behind. Yes that sounds pretty hellish – in fact it’s utterly nightmarish.
Addy starts to have a flashback – and 10k unblocks the door from the other
side.

The gang gets out, the zombies get locked in, everyone else behind them was
just ablative flesh keeping the zombies off. They run off for weapons and Jacob’s
followers take them prisoner – except 10k and Cassandra who run.

The cult rounds up the zombies into a cage and holds the
gang hostage at gun point and get the offer of being made into zombies or being
a good little cultist (Joe is now a zombie). Garnett and Jacob exchange
arguments

As Jacob prepares to kill Garnett, Murphy yells at him to
stop. He’s in the cage with the zombies and they don’t attack him. He shows
them his bite marks and plays on their belief that the zombies are blessed to
show himself as super-blessed (who didn’t see this coming). He has an epic rant
about being bitten 8 times and not turning. He outright calls himself the
messiah and proves how special he is by putting his fingers in a zombie’s mouth
(he just came out of the cage full of them! How was that not enough?)

Jacob decides to test this further by shooting Murphy – Garnett
jumps in the way of the bullet and 10k, on the roof, kills Jacob and several
others. Murphy frees them while the zombies escape and Cassandra drives up with
the truck. Warren runs to Garnett, dying from his bullet wound… he gasps that
he loves her and passes out. Doc and Mac drag her off his body so they can
escape.

As they drive off, we see his eyes open, clouded red.

Afterwards we see a zombie Garnett – and Warren kills
him, announcing she gives him mercy. She also shoots and wounds Jacob, so the
zombies can eat him.

Ok… that was unexpected. I said last week that it seemed
strange that Z-Nation was swinging
away from it’s silly, campy, highly ridiculous beginning and becoming more
serious – because I don’t think it can balance the zany and the deep and
serious well.

And then we have this episode which hardly even tried for the zany (sure the
zombie cult was weird and stretched belief – but they weren’t SILLY and they
weren’t funny).