Level 19 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

i dont want ppl to h8 me. i want to be kewl adn populr. i am triing realy hrd. i borrowed my dads razor and no have three cuts on my arm. thei kind of sting. and i died my hair like mi freind Remz sayd 2 do but it hasnt halped yet.

Oh Woes! Oh Woes and Noes is me!!1! No1 undastandz me and no1 eva will and lief iz not faer!

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Alex Bogan Posted:

i dont want ppl to h8 me. i want to be kewl adn populr. i am triing realy hrd. i borrowed my dads razor and no have three cuts on my arm. thei kind of sting. and i died my hair like mi freind Remz sayd 2 do but it hasnt halped yet.

Everybody wants their dreams to come true. Hate to break this to ya, but dreams never do come true. In fact the whole concept of “dreaming” is part of the conspiracy set up by the U.S. Government to corrupt and to control our minds.

Well, since I got that out of the way and out of my mind… want a cup of cyanide?

I can’t think of something creative and imaginative, so I’m just going to have to do with this sentence right here.

Level 19 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Warpvader Posted:

Everybody wants their dreams to come true. Hate to break this to ya, but dreams never do come true. In fact the whole concept of “dreaming” is part of the conspiracy set up by the U.S. Government to corrupt and to control our minds.

Well, since I got that out of the way and out of my mind… want a cup of cyanide?

woudl it mak the pain go awai?

Oh Woes! Oh Woes and Noes is me!!1! No1 undastandz me and no1 eva will and lief iz not faer!

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Miggle Posted:

i jst dont undrstand

Jealousy, pure and simple. They only wish they could be as sad and lonely as we are. They know they’ll never understand the depths of true sorrow. Plus our parents are conspiring with their parents to make sure everyone hates us.

Level 28 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

People will never, like, get us. They just can’t concieve of all the pain we go through being bipolar, or chemically imbalanced. People will never understand why I cry and feel so alienated when I hear ‘Iris:’

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Level 10 Troll

Unfunny fabulous person

Switchblade Posted:

People will never, like, get us. They just can’t concieve of all the pain we go through being biposar, and wishing we were chemically imbalanced. People will never understand why I cry and pretend feel so alienated when I hear ‘Iris:’

Actually, we just hate you because your mum was a **** lay. And by “we” I mean “everyone who ****ed her” by which I mean “95% of the known world population”. And by that I mean “horses, dogs and octopi included”. All that and she can’t suck a male reproductive organ, guess the fact she’s swollen with great times and her vag is like a bucket doesn’t help.

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Switchblade Posted:

People will never, like, get us. They just can’t concieve of all the pain we go through being bipolar, or chemically imbalanced. People will never understand why I cry and feel so alienated when I hear ‘Iris:’