Things they should invent that I would buy

I struggled for inspiration for what to write about this week so i have combined 2 of my favourite things and constructed some lists about inventions that absolutely should exist (I love a list)

Things they should invent that I would buy

A sofa curtain/crumb catcher – who is really moving the couch out the way every time….not me!

A sofa insert/crumb catcher….see above but for under the cushions….I never find money in the sofa only food…mainly coco pops.

Self cleaning floors – I think this speaks for itself…also be prepared for mainly cleaning avoidance based inventions as I was sat in my house while writing.

An app that allows me to take pictures of cluttered areas and it will tell me where the f**k to start.

A cafetiere that eats the coffee grounds when they have been left in the pot

An insta sleep for my 3 year old

A magic toy box- see Mary Poppins bag

A warm milk dispenser – I know there are formula machines out there. I need a vending machine that provides perfect temperature (this is whatever my 3 year old decides at the time) whole milk with a few dashes of water; served in the only bottle he will use, on demand…it will also sometimes have to buy the milk…as I forgot.

What I think my fella would buy

Robot gardener

Quiet bubble (that he could hide in and have a nap/read)

A never ending Book either by Wilber Smith or bernard Cornwell

Also an instant sleep for our son

A mobile air conditioning unit, that is invisible and weightless

Shorts that look like Jeans/trousers (maybe a hologram projects the rest i don’t know no one has invented them)

A transporter (He does not travel well)

An app that comes up witty replies if he can’t think of one in time

What i think my son would buy

A dinosaur

A never ending chocolate provider

An instant warm milk dispense (We are agreed on this one)

A clone of me, so he can stroke/poke my forehead “because it’s warm Mummy” even when I am not there

That one…that one…that one (any toy that has been seen/glimpsed no matter how brief)

A pill that he could take so that he would never have to do another poo (*note I once had to pretend to be a poo asking permission to come out of my sons bum so that he could do the poo….I didn’t know what voice I would use for a poo until that very day….I did Mr Hanky…..from South Park…parenting is FUN!)

And i think that is a great place to end my lists.

Just for fun this is the list my fella made

Robot gardener

The shower unit thing from The Girl From Tommorow

Clothes that fit automatically Back to the Future 2 style but also have air conditioning in them

Which brings me to Hover board obviously

Rat repellent that means you are never nearer to a rat than a mile

teleporter with zero risk of becoming half fly

Hammock rooms and for them to become standard in restaurants

A coffee plunger thing that cleaned itself somehow

A wearable bubble to stop you getting ill before a holiday/Christmas or if someone talks to you on a train – would be nice if it floated a bit too

A slap silly device where i could just press a button and someone was magically slapped silly, like Donald Trump to pick a name completely at random.

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