What helicopters don't have doors? There are literally five helicopter tour places within a mile of me and all their helicopters have doors. I am also across the street from a coast guard station and watch their practices all the time. Doors. I've been on an Alaska Fish & Game helicopter. Doors. Oh, and an army one. Again, doors. Sometimes the doors are open when you need to jump out or shoot a wolf, but they all have them.

And this is why my butt has never graced the inside of a helicopter. Or it might be that I would scream like a 6th-grade girl once we started flying. Adam Carolla's podcast is one of my favorites too. Did you ever watch his movie "The Hammer"?