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Well, I was reading this originally from a slight angle, and when I looked to my left, I saw my recliner. Well... that works. You guys kill things. I'm just relax, get comfortable, and catch a few ZZZ's.

My laptop. If the wi-fi and electricity stay up, I can use it to keep track of where zombies are, so I can be not-there. If not, I can bludgeon with it, I guess? Though I'd probably just carry it with me to try to get to a non-zombied place. I'm sure I can find a baseball bat or something that would work better as a bludgeon than my laptop.