The History of the Biggest Java Ball on the Web!One day we just woke up and decided that the web had a void, an empty niche, it was missing the one thing that could perhaps help shape and define the future of the entire wired world. Since we couldn't figure out what that one thing was, we put this ball up instead. We called it "The Biggest Java Ball on the Web." If you have a bigger Java ball don't bother telling us because we had the first "Biggest Java Ball on the Web" and if you made a bigger one, then it's just a pale imitation of the original. Besides, we'll just make ours even bigger.

Why Have the Biggest Java Ball on the Web?Because it's better than having the "Smallest Java Ball on the Web." Nobody would be able to see it.

Hey, How can I Have the Biggest Java Ball on the Web?You can't, because we already have "The Biggest Java Ball on the Web"

Is There a Charge to See the Biggest Java Ball on the Web?No, viewing "The Biggest Java Ball on the Web" is absolutely free. Nobody would pay to see it.

The Many Uses for the Biggest Java Ball on the WebActually, there aren't any. It's just a big ball.

What Does a Normal Sized Java Ball Look Like?If you would like to compare "The Biggest Java Ball on the Web" to a normal sized Java ball you can do so on the Normal Sized Java Ball page

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