What about Viv

Viv is a retired journalist with a new 24/7 mission to fight crime and corruption among elected officials and Scientology through juicing, her special kick-ass chili and coffee enemas.

As ADD Woman, her super powers include vino double, vino double vision; squeezing a nickel until the buffalo shits; spotting head lice nits at 125 feet; and being able to multitask and start 25 projects at the same time while forgetting what she started and not finishing any of them.