[King:]Oh mellifluous dwarfprince of all the jestersFunny little thing you areMake me laughAs God's voluminous star[Hop Frog:]Gracious majestyToday is not made for laughter dayThis moment sacred is more for royal sunsetsThen comic ruin or suicidal jests[King:]I'll be the judge of that thank youMake me laugh le petite curDrink some wineLest you foul sweet time[Hop Frog:]Drink upsets meplease your liegeThis would mark the death me[King:]I said drink you scabrous whoreAre you deaf as well as short?[Tripitena:]Kingdom's Sirebig as you areSave suchbile for larger foes[King:]Make me laugh'Fore I stretch your neck like a giraffe