Monday, December 17, 2007

Smith & Wessons are cool, but...

No matter how big a chunk of lead a .44 tosses or how effective a .357 Magnum is against blocks of Jell-o, you have to wonder if Aether Oscillation and Atomic Vibratulation wouldn't work a little better on Bug-Eyed Monsters. Or zombies.

It may not count as full armor, but these aren't so bad, if that's what you like.

The problem with female battle armor is that the armorers are all men. If they'd just take the (ahem) breast plates, and bang them out a little here and here, and make some adjustments in other quarters, they'd look just fine.

Although, frankly, nobody will look good in the atomic tea kettle. The best you could say about it from an aesthetics point of view is "articulated marital aid".