We can send a spaceship into space and land it on a moving comet 10 years later, but we can't design a way to lose weight eating a regular diet of peanut butter and chocolate.
Not cool, Science. Not cool. xoxo

Thing to do while @instagram is down: End every conversation by hashtagging outloud what you talked about: "Let's go to @Chipotle and get lunch. Hashtag @Chipotle. Hashtag lunch. Hashtag burrito. Hashtag lunch decisions." xoxo