27 August 2012

The Roy Girls Read: Episode 2.

So, due to our schedules and stuff, we've decided to start running these on Mondays.

For now, anyway.

So, yes. Here's Episode 2: The Academie, in which my most excruciatingly embarrassing I Can't Believe I Just Said That moment is when I muse about the porn-ish-ness of the model's pose on the cover of the book. And then use the phrase 'nudie mag', which I clearly picked up in a past life as an old man.

Or something.

IN MY DEFENSE, the beer store that we frequent has a small collection of That Sort of DVD displayed right next to the microbrew section (So weird, right? Even weirder? The store also devotes an entire aisle to Yankee Candles.), so my first-hand knowledge of said poses is far more innocent than one might assume.

ANYWAY, I'M GOING TO STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT NOW, AS I'M CLEARLY JUST MAKING IT WORSE.