Sunday, October 23, 2005

I Think I'm Funny

I almost got to use my "Jenks: Buy Me a Choke" line tonight. Oh well. Someday. As per usual lately, I've found myself rooting against the White Sox these past two nights. But again, I don't really care either way.

I will, however, give you Houston's keys to coming back for a World Series victory:

1. Morgan. If Ensberg performs, the 'stros will catapult to glory.

2. Burk. That's the combination of Burke and Berkman. If those two perform to their capabilities from here on in, look for an orange October.

3. hart. (without that crooked E of Enron.) If these guys play from within, the trophy will find itself down south.