Are you caught up on the most recent sex crimes somehow connected to Disney World? Well, you should be. First there was Disney reservations clerk Wilbert Brookins, arrested last week for trying to rape a woman in her Disney hotel room after he'd gotten her an "employee discount" and escorted her through the park. Although she was very specific: "she said at the time she would not exchange sex for this."

The next day, Edgar Arnold, who works as an electrician at Disney World, was arrested in nearby Haines City while "sitting in a green Jeep Liberty watching pornographic videos" and masturbating.

The week before, there was also a horrific sexual assault at Sea World. You can't blame Disney for that. You can blame Orlando, though. That place is hell.