Natalie Portman is all class and Ashton Kutcher has none. So will movie audiences buying into the couple being hot for each other. We think not.

Also featured today: Seth Green and Elijah Wood make short men proud at Fox TV’s TCA All Star Party; Mark Wahlberg is classic cool at the 2011 National Board of Review of Motion Pictures Gala; and Christian Slater is styling on the red carpet. We were worried for him the last 5 years, but it appears he’s got his groove back.

Aaron Eckhart, Gothamâ€™s Cityâ€™s crusading new district attorney in â€œThe Dark Knight,â€ shows a more vulnerable side in â€œMeet Bill,â€ an uneven comedy about getting your act together when lifeâ€™s not working.

Eckhart plays Bill, a melancholy, chocolate-scarfing, Nerf-ball type with a cheating wife (Elizabeth Banks), a spirit-draining job and a bottom-feeding role with his rich, snooty in-laws.

Bill gets his wake-up call from the shrewd, brassy teen (Logan Lerman) heâ€™s forced to take on in a mentoring program and the spunky lingerie clerk (Jessica Alba) the teen brings into his scheme to help Bill.

The actingâ€™s solid and, despite the filmâ€™s shaky writing, itâ€™s a little better than it sounds.

For Eckhart at his very best, though, check him out as an arch office misogynist in 1997â€™s intense â€œIn the Company of Men,â€ and as a tobacco lobbyist with a wisp of a soul in 2006â€™s satirical â€œThank You for Smoking.â€

Lacking the graphic action-figure sex and X-rated comments (language gets â€œbleepedâ€ in the series and in the film) of the Cartoon Network show, the film is a compilation of â€œStar Warsâ€-related sketches, some funny, some not, taking on Darth Vader, George W. Bush (battling Abe Lincoln), Jar Jar Binks, Luke and Leia (in bed briefly) and the Death Star.

Best for â€œRobot Chickenâ€ fans.

Extras: Endless takes of Green, Senreich and/or Meyer rehearsing intros, ad-libbing in and out of character and just fooling around; more.

A chiller

Veering between creepy and ho-hum, â€œThe Last Winterâ€ plants an eclectic band of oil-company brass (including â€œHellboyâ€™sâ€ Ron Perlman), workers and environmentalists in a pristine, isolated Northern Alaska area intended as a base for drilling.

Then the hallucinations begin and the fatalities grow. A colleagueâ€™s jacket quote calls the 2007 film â€œthe scariest movie of the year.â€ I call it slow-moving and occasionally repetitious, but otherwise a decent horror filler that turns spooky near the end.

An MIT professor (Kevin Spacey) convinces his brainiest math students (including Jim Sturgess and Kate Bosworth) to join him in a counting-cards scheme to clean out the casinos in Las Vegas in â€œ21.â€

It plays like an air-brushed adaptation of the true story (Ben Mezrichâ€™s â€œBringing Down the Houseâ€) that inspired it.

â€œAutumn Hearts: A New Beginningâ€: When married Susan Sarandon invites fellow Holocaust survivor Max von Sydow to dinner, he unexpectedly brings along Gabriel Byrne, who fell for Sarandon when both were at the same concentration camp; drama ensues.