Ever been to your local gas station/fast food joint and have the fountain drink machine run out while getting something clear such as Sprite? Ever tasted it? WTF would want to willingly drink something like that? My first reaction is to find somewhere to spit it - quickly.

king_nacho:jfivealive: I'm 6 foot 4, 240 pounds, I have drank at least 3 beers a day, probably closer to 6 (8-12 on sat / sun), for the better part of a decade. If i drink a case of a corona in a few hours, im drunk, and you're the pussy because you lie about it on the internet.

Different drinks hit in different ways, but yeah, anybody that thinks 4% means you can drink 20 and still drive is either lying or never actually had 20

Dear lord, my brain is weird. When I read the headline, my brain went to an odd variation of a classic scene.

"Smell, but do not taste.""I smell nothing.""What you do not smell is Air. It is odorless, colorless, and tasteless, and has 4% alcohol by volume."*The man in black fiddles with two massive pitchers behind his back*"All right. Where is the alcohol? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right, and who is drunk."

So it's basically a weak vodka soda that isn't because it started as a brewed beverage.

The only reason this product exists is because of crazy laws that treat premixed cocktails made with distilled spirits differently than 'malt beverages'. Wouldn't it be nice if we could just have sane alcohol laws rather than this farce of a product?

I gotta go with no on that one. A big enough person, and a small enough alcohol content and it's a push at best.

Say.........Kevin James.....with Coors Light. NEVER GONNA GET DRUNK.

Or... that fat comedian that calls himself fluffy, not fat. You give him a case of Corona, and you'll have a pissing monster and an empty case, but no drunk anywhere.

Hell I'm nowhere near the size of those guys and I can tell you that drinking a case of corona would make me piss a lot and feel just about as fat as those guys and not at all drunk. I don't even drink that much either. I guess I just have a high tolerance for the booze.

As mentioned before, I will stick with vodka soda thank you very much. A heck of a lot stronger and the same amount of calories, not that obsessive about that sort of stuff. Ack I had FOUR glasses of wine last night. Oh the bloatation!