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Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Distribution of Mindy McCready Sex Tape Halted, But Only Because No One Wanted To See It

Distribution of the Mindy McCready sex tape was halted by Vivid Video earlier today, but only because no one wanted to see it.

"We got ten, eleven boxes of it out in anticipation," Vivid Distribution Manager Max Weiner told Momus Shrugged. "We waited and waited, but no orders came in. It's not so much that we halted distribution, as has been reported, we just got tired and decided to go home. The guys really got hungry and I didn't think it was important to keep them away from their food anymore."