Ummmm?? Allie?? I didn't understand half of what those snapshots were talking about! (yup, showing my age!). What the hell is a "Chav"? A "bifferesss?" I'd go to Urban Dictionary to find out - but I figure these words probably won't ever find themselves in my vocabulary - so why bother?

I just skimmed through your last couple posts- and I say skimmed because I'm at work right now, and I'm pretty sure this is what's going to get me fired (but whatever, because this shit is so worth it); but you are fuckin awesome, and I'm coming back when I get off work. There are just so many things I need to say.

I just looked up my name, and there are incredibly awesome definitions for me.

This one's my personal favorite because it's so true:

Tony

award for theatrical achievementAnnouncer:"And the Tony goes to : Phantom of the Opera!"

Also, this:

This is a noun used to describe a man with certain characteristics. These include mental and physical strength, the overwhelming desire to do the best he can in everything he does, including giving pleasure to his sexual partner, an over-sized penis and testicles, the ability to drink massive quantities of beer, and the total lack of fear in most situations."That guy Tony is a badass."

"Tony stole my girlfriend twice!"

"I heard one time Tony kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"

And I don't know what that Anonymous person said. In case you were wondering.

I looked up my name, and they were all basically describing the perfect person. It was pretty awesome but a little weird. But I looked up my last name and found some decidedly odd ones, like this especially:

Norman:

code for porno invented by cool cats from southern minnesota"dude! i found a great new norman site!"

I was vaguely disturbed, but not, I suspect, as disturbed as someone with the first name Norman would be.

Ah the googles. It used to turn up this picture of me bleeding from college. It is a long story. Well, not really that long, but not appropriate for comments. Maybe we can talk about it sometime. No? Are you too good for me. Fine then. I won't tell you then. Urban dictionary was right about you.

John Galt's the best engineer/scientist/awesome-guy that goes on strike because everyone else is a bunch of lazy dicks and suck in comparison to him (Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand). So I guess it means you're totally kickass at having sex for money, so people started asking for freebies and you end up quitting? I guess the underlying theme is that communism hurts hookers?

All I know is that I've spent far too long reading your blog today. You are far too funny and engaging for me to get anything done.

Im not sure if you'll read this sense this post is really old, however i wanted to share. i just tried to look up my last name "michalec" on urban dictionary and it said "michalec is not defined yet but these are close.." the first term they suggested was "glitter dick"