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Everyone is Driving a Golf Cart Florida Forever Now! (Part I)

It seems that everyone is driving a golf cart Florida forever now. This is especially true for the city of Port Charlotte for some reason. Just why this happens to be the case seems to be a bit of a mystery. But we here at the Everyone Forever Now blog are always game for a mystery. As such, we assigned this task to the very best investigators we have on our staff. They took the time to travel to Port Charlotte and see what’s what. What they found was not at all what we expected and will both amaze and astound or loyal readers.

When our investigator arrived in Port Charlotte they certainly saw a lot of golf carts being driven by all manner of drivers. They walked down to the water front and saw golf carts parked in front of restaurants. They went to the bustling central business district and observed a virtual sea of golf carts traveling to and fro along the main thoroughfares. It was difficult at first to flag a driver down in order to interview them but they were eventually able to make this happen.

The following is a transcription of one of the interviews:

EFN : Excuse me sir can we ask you a few questions about your golf cart?

Man : Certainly, but you’ll have to be fast about it. I’m in a hurry.

EFN : Not a problem sir. We very much respect your time.

Man : Well I appreciate that. Now how can I help you gents?

EFN : We noticed that you and many other people in Port Charlotte have been driving golf carts instead of cars.

Man : Yes?

EFN : Can you tell us why you are doing this and perhaps why everyone else seems to be doing this as well?

Man : Well, I cannot speak for everyone else but what I can tell you is that driving a golf cart is easier for an older gentleman like myself…