Monday, May 16, 2011

Actually, my observation has been that the spelling, grammar, punctuation and caps have gotten WORSE over time!!!

EllenMay 16, 2011 at 10:15 am

These peep-toe shoes would NEVER be acceptable at my firm, even though I got to wear shoes like this in the Bahamas with the manageing partner. I do love the dress, though. We were TOLD in our firm’s causal dress code not to expose our feet at work (this goes for MEN also), and this even includes SANDALS in the Summer, so I would be sent home or to buy another pair. I LOVE peep toe shoes, so that means I say FOOEY on our dress code.

I think this Ellen lacks the original Ellen’s creativity. The most recent posts are all about the manageing partner and the word Fooey. And they don’t contain nearly enough misspellings, made-up words or grammatical errors. I agree that this looks like a fake Ellen troll!

Thursday, May 12, 2011

Wrap tops like this one is better for peeple like my mom. They almost ALWAYS make me look fatter then I am, and because I am svelte, I stay away from these. Right now, I do very well by wearing fitted blouses that accentuates my figure. the only problem with looking good is that the manageing partner always comments on my clotheing. I can REALLY do without his critiques.

I am VERY glad that you remember me, and also that you LIKED me. I have alot of stories about the Manageing Partner and my legal career that I can share, but I know from Kat that my coments must be relevent to the THREADS.

So, I understand that my coments can be apreciated, and I will be sure to make my coments germane. I will tell you today, that I gave the manageing partner some listerine tabs to put on his tongue so that his breathe does NOT stink as much, but he does NOT use them.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

"Susan" is also a handle used by someone real, at least as of 2012. No particular reason to think that the provocateur, here, and response from "Ellen" came from the same person, but the spirit is certainly there.

SusanMay 11, 2011 at 4:46 pm

I agree. Far too sexy to wear to work. The men would be staring at my breasts. They do that anyway, but this would almost give them license to do so and I do not want to do that.

Agree, Susan/Ellen/Laura has been in a huge slump. If you are going to bother posting Susan, find your passion. Remember what it was that brought you to the site in the first place, made you want to share about the bald men objectifying you, your problems being so pretty and looking like a younger, prettier cameron diaz. It was hard been so pretty and successful. Recapture that. You didn’t even address the exposed zipper.

SF Bay AssociateMay 11, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Ha Cfm! – I just lol’d rather loudly, catching the eye of the records guy going by. Classic.

EllenMay 11, 2011 at 6:02 pm

Your right, but Kat doesn’t like it when I get to emotional. She wants to maintain the integrety of the sight, so that is why I have been a little reserved. I like the sight ALOT, so I am doing what Kat wants. Meow!

Sydney BristowMay 11, 2011 at 6:36 pm

Cfm I started laughing really loudly myself. Luckily I’m at home, but I think my cat is confused. Too funny!

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I have often wished unconventional troll “Ellen” (Barshevsky) would (re)start her own blog, so as to avoid further annoying readers who don't care for her. No dice. I briefly thought about making a Wikipedia entry about her, but realized that as a topic she would not fulfill their criteria. Overall, I do this because there is no centralized collection of information/commentary about her anywhere, and also because (for reasons I am still trying to understand) she is a consistent source of comfort and amusement to me. If you're not a fan, just click on by. If she’s touched the bounty of your imagination as she has mine, welcome FREIND on this web sight! Finally, if you've seen something I missed, then please pitch in. I can be reached privately, for fan mail and Ellen revelations, at ELLENWatchblog at g m a i l.
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