A bolder proclamation

Some of you may recall that many months ago I made the vow to not eat at McDonald’s until PAX. Somehow I actually managed to do that. PAX has come and gone and I am sad to say that I am back on the junk. I’ve decided that my current diet leaves something to be desired, like nutrition and balance. Such being the case, I’ve made a decision. A bold decision. A decision that will rock the very foundations of my world!

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Here it is: I, Geoffrey Thomas Danger Rocket Adams Esquire do hereby vow that I will not eat out until January.

I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking WHATTHEFUCK! I know how you feel, that’s what I’m thinking too. Now, I’ll make some addendums here to be on the safe side. I will make exceptions for “special occasions” on a case by case basis. Being hungry is not a special occasion, someones birthday or a visitor from out of town is.

So there it is. I can’t start this very second, as this is going to require a trip to the grocery store, but within the next couple of days I expect to be underway on this, my most foolhardy of endeavours. To sum it all up in a neat little package, from now until January If I didn’t MAKE it, then I won’t EAT it.

And just to make it that much more insane, I also swear off of pop as well, or soda for any Americans in the crowd.