** Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Hoo, campaign manager of the Rebel Party **

Ladies and gentlemen,

We, at the Rebel Party, didn't want to resort to this, but the other parties have left us no choice...

I hereby announce that the Rebel Party has just launch operation "Terrorize the Voters".

This highly classified operation was started this weekend when three different branches of highly trained and motivated Rebel Party supporters have taken action and kidnapped Michael Jackson, O.J. Simpson and the notorious Conan of FBTB.

I'm saddened to report that if Junsier and Rebel Party are not elected this coming election, we plan on RELEASING THOSE INVIDIVIDUALS in the population. And you know that those guys are bound to leave a mess behind them!

I'm also autorized to announce that more rebellish actions are to be expected.

So ask yourselves : can you afford NOT to vote for the Rebel?

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** And now, a special message from the Rebel Party **
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We, at the Rebel Party, believe that if you cannot rationally convince people to vote for you, you must terrorize them to do so.

A vote for Junsier and the Rebel Party is a vote to keep these individuals off the streets :

In reply to this dastardly and downright evil threat made by Junsier and the Rebel Party, I have but one thing to say that will prove just how safe you will be under my command-- ermm, janitorialism...ness...

** Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Hoo, campaign manager of the Rebel Party **

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm here to reveal yet another part of operation "Terrorize the Voters".

For months now, we have been recruiting your little cousins, nephews and friends' children. Those little rats have been genetically modified to produce an incredible amount of goo from their nose.

If Junsier and Rebel Party are not elected this coming election, we will send out those genetically modified goo-ey little individuals, and they will surely create a mess not even the great Collin will be able to pick up.

So ask yourselves : can you afford NOT to vote for the Rebel?

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** And now, a special message from the Rebel Party **
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We, at the Rebel Party, believe that if you cannot rationally convince people to vote for you, you must terrorize them to do so.

A vote for Junsier and the Rebel Party is a vote to keep that goo-ey stuff out of FBTB :

** Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Hoo, campaign manager of the Rebel Party **

Cello Collin wrote:

Tsk tsk...

My esteemed opponents in the Rebel Party have one tragic flaw in their new plan:

I'm REALLY hungry.

Well, what Mister Collin doesn't know is that another part of operation "Terrorize the Voters" was for us to dispatch a few very loyal supporters to Collin's house, work and other favorite places. They are all highly trained toilet blockers, capable of creating catastrophic failures in any plumbing system.

Yes folks, we are ready and able to disable all of Collin's usual bathrooms. Collin plans on eating everything we throw at him? Well, ask yourselves : where is it all going to go?...

So I'll ask you again : can you afford NOT to vote for the Rebel?

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** And now, a special message from the Rebel Party **
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We, at the Rebel Party, believe that if you cannot rationally convince people to vote for you, you must terrorize them to do so.

A vote for Junsier and the Rebel Party is a vote to keep Collin's "exits" safe and working properly :