First, Toppie talks about his own personal Chrima with his family, and then he goes on to describe more Chrima cards and gifts from Smellcast listeners. Later, the whole Smellcast gang arrives just in time to review some of the most exciting and meaningful moments on the Smellcast from 2012, wherein Toppie plays clips from some of the most stupendous episodes of the past year.

Toppie begins his third year on the Smellcast with a special welcome from Brother Cinaedus! Sassy reveals he is on a diet for his boyfriend Sebastienne(who supposedly lives in France). Mention is made of the weight loss challenge going on over atGay Life of A Country Boy. Toppie finally reveals the answer to an old TV theme song mystery he once asked listeners to identify. It was the theme from a 1974 Television series called The Magician, starring Bill Bixby (Toppie says he had a major crush on Bill Bixby when he was a kid). Also, find out what the Fey Driver sent Toppie! And finally, listen as Jose Santos (portrayed in today’s episode by Musing Mark of Cananda) departs to begin his search for his beloved, Walter Snicker-Snicker.