Exactly What Goes Through Your Mind After Naked Pictures of You Go Public

OK, so, worst-case-scenario alert: You sent some nude pics to a former boyfriend, then you had a messy breakup, and now they're on the Internet. If you can't manage to get them taken down, it's horrible and embarrassing, but life goes on. Here are the emotional steps you need to take for things to get back to normal.

First of all, there's no way these are gonna end up on the Internet. That would never happen. I mean, that doesn't happen to anyone except celebrities, right? RIGHT? Besides, it's barely even anything. If it were a movie, it'd be PG-13. Even teenagers would be bored. They'd rather be drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade in someone's basement than looking at this.

Oh my God, they're on the Internet.

Anger.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE PICTURES ARE ON THE INTERNET.

Bargaining.

If I can somehow get these pictures off the Internet, I'll be nice to everyone, even that mouth-breather Amy at the office who always steals my yogurt. I'll stop GChatting at work. I'll never have sex again. I'll stop eating out at expensive restaurants as much. I'll make friends with a nun.

Depression.

What's the point? Everyone I know has probably already seen them. I may as well make business cards that say "You've Probably Seen My Boobs On Reddit." I may as well move to Prague, where nobody's seen my boobs. Unless people use Reddit in Prague. Let me Google it... yep, they do.

Acceptance.

Screw it, this is the best I'm probably ever gonna look. What's the big deal, anyway? This would totally not be a big deal in Europe, where the female body isn't considered taboo. Europe's so much more sophisticated. Like me.

Is it super-noticeable that my right boob smaller than my left boob?

Have you ever sent dirty pictures to an ex? What happened to them after you broke up? How do you think you would deal with naked shots ending up on the Internet?