No. Not that kind of late. It seems that covergirl (Skanky Times, Field & Skank, Skanks Illustrated, and Skanking Today) Ann Coulter failed to appear in court to face her Pie Assassins. Oh, and then she lied about it:

Right-wing pundit Ann Coulter falsely accused an Arizona county attorney of anti-conservative bias for dismissing charges against two men who allegedly threw pies at her during an October 2004 speech. In fact, the blame lies with Coulter herself; the charges were dropped becuase neither she nor the arresting officer appeared for the scheduled trial.

Coulter attacked Pima County Attorney Barbara LaWall for allowing the charges against her alleged attackers to be dropped, claiming that LaWall did so because the accused men were liberals.

From Coulter's April 14 nationally syndicated column:

Then on March 19, all charges were dismissed against the "Deliverance" boys -- including a felony charge for $3,000 worth of damage to school property. Inexplicably, this outcome did not instantly lead to widespread rioting and looting in South Central Los Angeles.

Democrat Barbara LaWall is the Pima County attorney who allowed the liberal debate champions to walk. LaWall brags on her website about "holding criminals accountable." She didn't say anything about liberals, however. Be forewarned, conservatives: Do not expect the law to protect you in Pima County.

Wow. Coulter lied. We'd tell John Cloud but he's really busy practicing writing his name on his homeroom binder:

Mr. John Cloud CoulterMr. John Cloud CoulterMr. John Cloud CoulterMr. John Cloud Coulter

Too bad there's no "i" to be dotted so he could work on his hearts because that would be sooooo bitchin'