NSFW be damned. We don't know about you, but here at the GofG offices, watching Rihanna's brand new, 7-minute music video for "Bitch Better Have My Money" (#BBHMM), was the first thing on our workday to-do list. Just in time for the 4th of July, this was clearly RiRi's gift to the good ol' USA; after all, nothing says 'MURICA quite like guns, boobs, and knee high boots. Since it's our job, we picked five of our favorite things about this mini cinematic masterpiece - besides the fact that getting kidnapped by Rihanna actually looks like a really good time.