What is the funniest thing you have heard an elderly person say?

Question by Katie: What is the funniest thing you have heard an elderly person say?
My grandmother was falling asleep on the couch when we heard the refrigerator grumble. She started in a very subdued matter-of-fact voice,” The icemaker is making ice.”

My grandfather was a retired hippie of the 60’s, and though he loved peace and love, when it came to road rage, he was the master at it. I remember him always screaming “YOU DRIVE LIKE I $ HIT, AND THAT STINKS” or “MY DEAD MOTHER CAN RUN FASTER THAN YOU”
The last words he said to me before he passed away were “Grandson, the best place to have sex is in the shower”… And then he passed away shortly after

GF’s step-grandmother was berating GF’s stepfather for being cheap about planning for her funeral costs and declared “I don’t care what you do with me, stick a bone up my ass and let the dogs carry me off for all I care.”