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Hi Freelancers,
Greetings of the Day!
We are a US startup software company and need an static website to dispaly portfolio and services.
I check many software company sites and choose some for reference.
I like this one most for display information, portfolio and services.
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Color combination and some menu alignments need to be different rest i want $im...

Edit this video into a funny make up tutorial/ funnyvideo for social media. Below attached is the full hour 20 video, i would like 2 versions done one quick sped up version for instagram and one funny longer one maybe 15-20 minutes for youtube! Both need to be funny and have some of my funny commentary or some funny audio added. Check...

ADULT CARTOON ARTISTS ONLY
-Need a funny high quality cartoon drawing of two animated squirrel, looking like they’re dirty dancing. With the male squirrel standing up and female squirrel bent over. And underneath the picture in an animated 3D looking font. Following phrase-
“Tryin to get a nut!”
Even though this is an animated cartoon, both should

...create an engaging and funnyvideo from clips available online. We are a cell phone repair company in Houston, Texas and we want a video we can run an ad on that will potentially go viral.
You will find clips of people dropping their phones, phones breaking, or phone accidents and compile them into a comedic video.
I want the video to be fairly...

I want a new funny sticker for my webshop --> www.urinal-sticker.com. The sticker changes design when someone pees on it.
The sticker must have to 2 layers. Layer on top is partly black and when you pee on the sticker the black colour will be removed and you can see everything from the 2nd layer. Please see website and attached image for examples

I’m doing a funny project. So I need an image of Donald Trump on a very muscular bodybuilder looking body. He should look like the greek god zeus and be throwing a lighting bolt at hillary clinton. Like I said this should be a funny picture, meant for a funny project so have fun with it!

A funny screenplay for reading out loud boring online profiles.
Imagine reading yellow pages to a friend...
How can you make it entertaining? How can you tell about person's name, age, location, job in many different and humorous ways?

hi need a super fast video editing doing on two clips, need a realistic shake effect on it and car banging noise adding to 2 videoclips and keeping the quality the same..easy 1 hour job if that fir an expert

I have around 20 small videoclips that swhoing how a user can how to change parts of a hearing aid.
The hands should be hidden from the content and the quality should be excellent.
9 of 20 video files are added. Will add 11 vidoes later.

Auto detailing business looking to make a promotional video describing our services.
I have 5 ready videoclips and several photos to be used.
Need them arranged, clipped, zoomed in or out to create a dynamic and engaging video.
1. Business intro - photos and voice over - 1 min
2. Step 1 vacuuming
3. Step 2 steaming
4. Step 3 shampooing

Hi!
I need help to gather funny pictures for a humor site. The task consists of finding relevant and new funny pictures, give them a name and send them to me in a ZIP-file. If everything goes well this will be an ongoing assignment as I constantly need new pictures.
Requirements:
- Funny and relevant pictures of modern memes, animals and other

Hi!
I need help to gather funny pictures for a humor site. The task consists of finding relevant and new funny pictures, give them a name and send them to me in a ZIP-file. If everything goes well this will be an ongoing assignment as I constantly need new pictures.
Requirements:
- Funny and relevant pictures of modern memes, animals and other

Need a cartoonist/designer or illustrator to draw five funny parody logos for some local sports teams. Need five designs in total.
An example would be to change the Crusader character in the logo attached and depciting them drinking beer.
If you think you would be able to do this easily we want to talk with you!

Looking for someone to design 50 or so
Fun and hilarious NEW and specific
...videos
If you know about crypto telegram groups i am sure you will know what i am talking about.
Otherwise just visit one and see the chat being scattered with images and vid clips.
Need someone to design me 50 unique ones please
Have attached a few as an example

i need for my project simple an funny shirt desings in PNG or JPEG without background, wich i can install on every color. I need writing with simples logos.
You can send me same examples with your message.

The first video is the easy one.
- Add an intro screen 0s-5s (black background, white letters but if you have a better design proposal we can discuss it) Text:
Virtual Reality Safety Training (large font)
with Oculus Rift
Be Prepared for Workplace Hazards
Contact: info@[login to view URL]
- When the intro screen finishes, we add the original video from this

..."sharable." because it is kind of a weird product that people like to comment about, usually @ their sleeping partner.
I would like funny or interesting ideas about how to present the Cover Clamp in future 30 second video spots intended for social media.
5 ideas would be good.
I dont suppose I am very picky, Im sure if after looking at your previous

i have 32 product descriptions that need a russian humor touch.
i need funny, memorable descriptions in russian. And i really mean it when i say Funny.
what products i have? Products related to cats. Can you relate? Hit me up!

I got few clips with a wristwatch , they mainly need logo removal tracked and few areas were dust have to be removed too. ( 6-10 clips max)
"G" logo to be removed and centre of the watch hand has to stay the same.

Please check attached photos , the presone # is missing will be attached later.
creative funny photos for this family.
open source and full hd
please send a example of your previous work with your bid.

I have a 5 minute video of concert footage. I need each shot in the footage cut into separate clips. I am editing in Premiere Pro CC.
I will send you an mp4 video file. This is the video - [login to view URL]
You will deliver a Premiere Pro project file. The video will be in a timeline, and you will use the razor

Hi there, I am looking for Ghostwriter/Autor for novel full of funny coincidences
What do you have to writte?
- About 70-100 Pages E-Book. It may be more or less, but most important is the quality, so the size of the book isnt so important. While reading a book, the reader has to have smile on his face)
- If my expectation are met, or even surpassed

We have a project, where we will have 30 videoclips. Most are around 3-4 minutes, some a little more and some a little less. In total we are looking at an average of around 4.5 minutes or around 120 minutes worth of audio.
Your task is to listen to this videoclips (in English) and to translate it to Spanish. The content is financial, specifically

We need a talented video editor who is skilled in Camtasia. We will send 3 video files in camrec format that we need you to cut and edit with zoom effects etc... to make the clips concise and zappy. The video is about explaining a software program. The final clips should be 1 to 2mn max each.
Please bid for 3 videoclips.