Crikey! Or Crackie, as the case may be. I actually forgot that Lindsay Lohan is due in court tomorrow. Literally, she’s required to show up in person with her new team of lawyers. Abraham Lincoln had the team of rivals, Lindsay has the team of cracked-out enablers. It should be good, and by “good” I mean “a horrible mess.” Here are some stories percolating through the crack pipe of Lohan’s life today:

*Shawn Holley has filed the paperwork telling the judge that she will no longer be representing Lindsay. Apparently, Lindsay has signed all of the documents, so she’s not going to put up a fight about Shawn wanting to leave. I really do think that in LL’s mind, if she lets Shawn go, she thinks she doesn’t have to pay Shawn the hundreds of thousands of dollars she owes her.

*Remember how Lindsay tweeted a photo of herself and Max George (from The Wanted) and everybody was like “Oh, crap, they’re back together after he laughed at her and called her a groupie”? Well, Max got on his Twitter last week and denied that they were dating or whatever, and now Lindsay is telling friends (and by “friends” I mean TMZ) that she’s fine with Max denying their love because “as far as she’s concerned, there IS no relationship … they’re just hook-up buddies.” Sources claim “Lindsay’s telling friends, she doesn’t feel burned — because Max is telling the truth … they aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend … they just have a no-strings-attached non-exclusive hook-up thing going on… Lindsay is not taking things seriously with Max at all — she just likes hanging out with him — and he’s free to tweet whatever he wants.” Ugh. Whatever is really going on, I have the feeling that it’s really gross and sketchy.

*And finally, Lindsay’s costar in The Canyons, James Deen, is bad-mouthing her in a new interview. James said: “There were days when she would scream and yell and cry and refuse to come out. In p0rn I am used to working with professionals who are courteous to others. But Lindsay was like a child lashing out.” He also talks about filming their sex scene – go here to read some slightly-NSFW details. James ends the interview with this: “She is a product of the Hollywood system. She is so fragile you can’t help but feel for her.”

Seriously. This guy does gang bangs and extreme bondage and he finds those sets healthier than a set with Lindsay Lohan.

James seems super chill. Very uncomplicated. For the longest time he didn’t say anything bad about her. Even now he tries to sound understanding. But I guess he realizes he won’t get in trouble for telling the truth. Lindsay is that powerless now :/

It was very compassionate of Mr. Deen to attempt to spin some sympathy for LL by calling her “fragile”, but I don’t buy that at all. I’m sure that the girl she punched in the face didn’t think she was fragile… there is an ever-growing line of people out there she’s crossed, robbed, lied to, and shamelessly used who would agree that “fragile” just doesn’t fit at all with this girl. That’s like calling a rabid pit bull fragile.

Sympathy is not what LL needs anyway. What she needs is a swift kick in the butt and about 1 year in jail.

The stress of this lifestyle would kill me in about three days. Always lying, always waiting for the judge to send you to jail, always gripping tight to the reigns of denial… I would seriously not be able to take it. So I kinda doubt she’s so “fragile”.

Well, he didn’t specify child actors (who I hope James Deen has NEVER worked with), but a child.

Most children aren’t shrieking rage-monkeys, either–at least not all the time–and if they are, they usually grow out of it.

Lindsay has never learned any other way to get what she wants; she’s locked into toddler-maturity. This is what her “cool mom”, abusive dad (a role model for toddler-maturity) and the ass-kissing Hollywood system accomplished.

Lindsey is not the product of the Hollywood system. She is the product of parents who routinely, cry, scream, blame each other and everyone else for their problems.
Granted the the Hollywood system could cause some issues, however, unlike Brittany Spears parents who showed an interest in what was truely good for their child (not their pocketbooks) and got her some help, Lindsey’s parents propogate the situation for ca$h.

Now having said that, Lindsey is of age, she is a grown woman (in theory) and has the means to address her addition, mental and family issues but refuses to do so. The time for blaming mommy and daddy is past and now she’s acting that way because she chooses to.

In her deluded mind, she truely thinks it’s all about her. Sooner or later that can and will bite her in the ass.

I feel no pity for her anymore, she thinks this is a game and she’s “Winning”. At this point my response to Lindsey is “Do your Damndest”, “Go for it” just don’t come whining to the world when you hang yourself with the golden rope all your enablers handed you. All that will do is give Dina more money for the lifetime movie – which they may make if it’s about you not a movie with you acting (cough) in it.

Everyday is opposite day.. kindly remember to respect and treat her in a extra-special elitist manner, allow privileges and excuses for having marvelous, unattainable talents that none you are not privy to.. world.

Hmmmmm … I’m wondering. This is the third article I’ve seen in which James Deen talks about The Canyons and Lohan, and the third in which he says somewhat nice things and makes excuses for her. I’m beginning to think that all these interviews are all about keeping himself and the film in the public eye, rather than any kindness to Lohan.

Let’s face it: the film isn’t likely to get a theatrical release. Two major film festivals have passed on it, and I’m guessing most of the minors will pass on it as well. The few critics that have seen it have not been kind. It’s doubtful that the film will get a distributor — it’ll be straight to video and VOD, if even that, where its prospects are terrible.

If nothing else, continued chatter about Lindsay and her problems on-set should at least generate some curiosity about the film. If the NYTimes article is correct, then the film is Schrader’s last chance for a big comeback — and he needs it, having sunk a fair chunk of his own money into it. The film is also supposed to be Deen’s big crossover success. All of the above would seem to imply that Deen’s motives are less than pure when it comes to all the Lohan chatter he’s generating.

Personally, I think it’s a mistake. No-one’s going to see the film because they feel sorry for Lohan. Start talking up her crazy, and the film might get some trainwreck lookie-loos.

Deen doesn’t seem that cunning in the hollywood game. I think reporters aks him questions about the movie (one of the few mainstream things he’s done) and he just answers. At first he didn’t mention Lohan or said nice things, but he just doesn’t have the tenacity to keep up appearances. He never had to work an image

James is not leaving porn though. He makes tons of money doing what he does. He stars, produces, directs. He likes the attention but he will never leave porn for Hollywood, especially when he’s top dog in that industry and he’s not exactly respected or wanted in Hollywood. He has the stigma of the porn industry.

I’m sure he’ll enjoy doing more mainstream stuff but he knows he will never truly crossover unless he leaves porn and that won’t happen. Whatever mainstream thing he does it’ll be irrelevant and not a big deal in any way.

Has anyone seen the trailer? The boy cannot act! To save his life. Acting in porn and acting in film is sooooo freaking different. The kid doesn’t have the stamina or the skills for it, but he seems well aware enough to realize that he doesn’t. He’s better than Lindsay in the trailer, but come on. Every line comes off wooden and flat…even when he’s yelling. Do not get the hoopla over this guy at all.

I predict this was all planned. I think an unnamed lawyer told BloatHan to let Holley go so the issues of her not being represented will force the court to postpone tomorrow’s proceedings to give them more time.

I want the name of the psychic doctor who knew on Saturday she was too sick to fly on Tuesday. Seriously though she gets papped smoking and shopping all day out in the (presumably) cold weather? I had this respiratory thing that is going around, it hits so hard that my big accomplishment was finding the energy to shower! Bull she is too sick. She’s not even crack hustling well anymore!

Oh, please please, Judge Revel — look at the pap photos! Or refuse to accept a doctor’s note submitted by an unrecognized lawyer! Or get tetchy about that sponsor never having met the guy she’s sponsoring!

Lyndsey Dr. Sent a note to thw California courts that she is “too sick” to fly in for her appt tomorrow. She even has a Dr note. Problem? The Dr exam was on the same day poor sick LH was pictured shopping, looking healthy. Well as healthy as she can look. So bottom line, shockingly, Bitch is lying and nothing will happen!

She even has a news article attached to the Dr’s note that explains why it is bad to be on a plane with the flu…lmao!

I cant wait to see how this goes over. I just hope the prosecutors follow her antics online to see how much she lies.
I doubt anything will happen to her tho, Ive given up on that.
What I really dont understand is how she has all these hearings before the actual hearing?? Is that standard procedure? I dont have much experience with criminal courts but she seems to have hearings for one case. I dont get it.

LMFAO She is.scared now about NOT going to court cuz she probably knows everyone knows she’s lying, she changed her mind and isn’t “sick” enough to not fly. HAHA. She is gonna be in court tomorrow. Probably!

After reading the NY TImes article, I did feel sorry for her, though of course, her behavior cannot be condoned. She seems very sad and out of control as well as entitled and a hot mess. I think the self-destructive, downward spiral thing is tragic. I sure wouldn’t want to cross her path, but I think that she is fragile, even if she’s punching out people. She’s not a shrinking violet or delicate, but I think she’s very, very broken in a way that she and nobody else can repair. In that way she’s fragile.