"Hurt"

"Slurp"

The Lyrics

I sat down and got a drinkTasted really greatDrank it down 'til it was goneIt had got lateBut it seemed our waiter went awayOoh, ooh

Got a twitch in both my armsNeed caffeine right awayMy energy was goneWant more for goodness sakebut I am sorry to youTo make you hear my friendI slurped so loudly it's trueBut I'm afraid no waiters cared

Oh, It was annoying to do to youI sucked that straw 'til my face turned blue'Cause I thought I missed a spot or two

My reason was sure bonafideSince I had to sitThey charged us each two-ninety fiveand just half filled itJust need a refill I criedBut it came to this, ooh

Would the hell could take so long?Was this their new master plan?Drop the food down next to free?But charge more for drinks than tans?

I wanted a refill dudeOur waiter gave no glanceHe seemed a bit surprisedWhen I didn't tip his @$$

Oh, I'm sorry for slurping dudeIt was all that I could really doWas not for my health, oh

If I could I would complainI would use their comment card to b**ch tooBut now I'm afraidOoh, I've hurt our trustSaid I've lost my mindSorry I was unkind

I'm sorry for slurping dudeI wasn't trying to be so rudeThe ice shouldn't meltBefore I'm through

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I wish that you still lived in Orlando because then we could go to Sonny's and get their pulled pork and try out the different barbecue sauces again! And they always brought out more drinks before they got too low!