I'm soooo excited (in more than one way) for tonight! My guy, who I haven't seen in a month, is visiting for the weekend! I've been thinking about the things that we can do to each other and I will have trouble not ripping his clothes off the minute I see him! I also want TONS of cuddles... naked cuddles, preferred!

Oh fork I came so hard I hit myself in the eye. No joke. That was ridiculously embarassing.

One time I got hit in the eye when someone else came. I was in high school at the time, and made the foolish move of telling a friend. For basically the rest of my high school life, people would walk up to me, smack themselves in the face, and yell "ow, my eye!" A few years later, I was hanging out with someone who went to that school a few years behind me, like this person was still in elementary school at the time this actually happened (but had graduated from high school by the time we were hanging out), and somehow this story came up and they were like, "Wait, you were the Ow My Eye person?" Apparently this event was so legendary that people were still talking about it long after I graduated and nobody who went to that school even knew me anymore.

I should probably be embarrassed but actually I just think it's forking hilarious.

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Oh fork I came so hard I hit myself in the eye. No joke. That was ridiculously embarassing.

One time I got hit in the eye when someone else came. I was in high school at the time, and made the foolish move of telling a friend. For basically the rest of my high school life, people would walk up to me, smack themselves in the face, and yell "ow, my eye!" A few years later, I was hanging out with someone who went to that school a few years behind me, like this person was still in elementary school at the time this actually happened (but had graduated from high school by the time we were hanging out), and somehow this story came up and they were like, "Wait, you were the Ow My Eye person?" Apparently this event was so legendary that people were still talking about it long after I graduated and nobody who went to that school even knew me anymore.

I should probably be embarrassed but actually I just think it's forking hilarious.

Yesterday the wife of one of my boyfriends started chatting and we ended up deciding we're both more than ok with a threesome. The bf and I had briefly discussed it some time ago and now it's confirmed that she's ok with it, so I foresee lots of fun in the next weeks/months. Although as neither of us has any experience in girl on girl action, I can also foresee a lot of embarrassed giggling... some alcohol beforehand will be necessary for sure.

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Don't wish that upon yourself. It STINGS and makes your eye sooooo red and blurry and feel like its bruised. Ouch!

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Yesterday the wife of one of my boyfriends started chatting and we ended up deciding we're both more than ok with a threesome. The bf and I had briefly discussed it some time ago and now it's confirmed that she's ok with it, so I foresee lots of fun in the next weeks/months. Although as neither of us has any experience in girl on girl action, I can also foresee a lot of embarrassed giggling... some alcohol beforehand will be necessary for sure.

Woohoo! Sounds like a good experiment to me!

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When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

_________________Evolved a vascular system, so I went from bryophyte to lycophyte.

When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

I hope you guys won't be super offended when I am too busy to make it to this.

_________________"No one with hair so soft and glossy could ever be bad at anything." - Tofulish

When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

I hope you guys won't be super offended when I am too busy to make it to this.

When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

I hope you guys won't be super offended when I am too busy to make it to this.

When I come out to portland we should film a fake porn called "cream pie" and we will make it sound like its all hot but we are fake jizzin on each running around shooting each other with squirt guns. Finish with a cream tang balloon fight.

I hope you guys won't be super offended when I am too busy to make it to this.

I will be. What could we do to make it worth your while???

Replace the cream tang with whiskey?

_________________"No one with hair so soft and glossy could ever be bad at anything." - Tofulish