Welcome back folks of the interwebs...Double J here...I will be your pilot and navigator for this shenanigan infused journey into the mind of this particular Garbage Can Dood.

Got a real dandy of a Pode on deck for yall...it's the Donald J. Trump Conspiracy Extravaganza! Not since Bill Clinton got a blowjob...or Tricky Dick tried to bully the CIA Director over the hole "Bay of Pigs" thing...or that Teapot Dome scandal of the 1920s...or perhaps we haven't seen such controversy outta the oval office since the "Great Presidential Coin-flip of 1876"...

Anyhow, folks of the interwebs, enjoy the tale!...thanks again for join'n us today to get a lil GCD...