Hayden Panettiere Is All The Excuse I Need To Post The Unrated ‘Blurred Lines’ Video

Hayden Panettiere appeared on The Graham Norton Show Friday night along with Robin Thicke and Pharrell who, according to her Twitter, talked her onstage to dance during their performance of “Blurred Lines.” In fairness, that’s the only way she’ll tell you how to find her treasure. More importantly, this gave me an excuse to embed the unrated video for “Blurred Lines” (Thanks, Niki.) which is literally the entire point of the post. I don’t even have a joke about giant penises.

DO NOT WATCH THIS AT WORK. That said, this is easily the greatest music video I’ve seen in my life:

I think part of the reason Emily Ratajkowsk was willing to do the video is that she’s done a lot of International Magazine modeling, and tits are kinda the norm in those magazines. I guess Europeans don’t view exposed tits as sinful and shameful as much as is done here.

Yeah, where did all the background singing come from? Nobody back there ever open ed their mouth.
Now kids, I rememeber a time when you would go to see a live performance, and the singers would actually sing. Yes, it was along ago. Such a differnt time back then.

why is pharrell dressed as a lipstick lesbian? almost worse “style” (or total lack thereof) than kanye west… almost! Get over trying to start a fashion trend – will never happen with zero class or style. both need to stick to trying to sing/produce – which also clearly needs a lot of help!

I liked the music, and the beautiful topless women dancing to it made it just that much better. Hayden Panettiere is cute, but who gives a shit anymore? She went and got implants and she’s fucking that giant Russian. She’s dead to me now, and I wish someone would tell her that.