Walter Sobchak: Look, Larry. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?The Dude: Oh, for Christ's sake, Walter...Walter Sobchak: You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework. We know that you stole a car.The Dude: And the fucking money.Walter Sobchak: And the fucking money. And, we know that this is your homework.The Dude: We're going to cut your dick off, Larry.Walter Sobchak: You're killing your father, Larry!

Younger Cop: And was there anything of value in the car?The Dude: Oh, uh, yeah, uh... a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a, uh... uh, my briefcase.Younger Cop: [expectant pause] In the briefcase?The Dude: Uh, uh, papers, um, just papers, uh, you know, uh, my papers, business papers.Younger Cop: And what do you do, sir?The Dude: I'm unemployed.

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Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

Walter Sobchak: [shouting] Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!The Dude: They're calling the cops, put the piece away.Walter Sobchak: Mark it zero![points gun in Smokey's face]The Dude: Walter...Walter Sobchak: [shouting] You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!Smokey: All right, it's fucking zero. Are you happy, you crazy fuck?Walter Sobchak: ...It's a league game, Smokey.