A Duck Walks into a Bar….

A duck walks into a bar and sits at a table. Tells the waiter, “I’ll have a Bloody Mary and a menu.” When he returns with the drink, the duck asks “Still servin’ breakfast?” When he says Yes, the duck replies, “Then I’ll have two eggs-runny on top and burnt on the bottom, five strips of bacon-well done on one end and still raw on the other, two pieces of burnt toast and a cold cup of coffee.” Indignantly the waiter says, “We don’t serve that kinda stuff in here!” The duck says, “Funny… that’s what I had in here yesterday…”