Five Reasons to Buy: Wolfenstein: The New Order

Armed Gamer: The FPS genre completely owes itself to the Wolfenstein series, being the first to create a “proper” first-person shooter. It’s a series that has stayed true to itself through and through, and its newest edition, Wolfenstein: The New Order, is no different. It has you dual wielding assault rifles, fighting through hordes of enemies, and most importantly: Nazis! However, while you think this may be a mindless shoot-em-up, it is… but not as much as you might think. Here are five reasons you should immediately buy Wolfenstein: The New Order. Each reason is written first in classical ‘Murican language, staying true to the game’s overall tone, and then the second paragraphs are written in plain English for those who prefer a more refined tongue.