Just when you’d started to ease yourself into a nice, gradual build toward something resembling a respectable panic attack—e.g., Holyhellit’salreadyWeekSix???—the Man had to go and dump another helping on your plate.

We definitely hope you’re hungry, because next semester’s courses are indeed ripe and ready for the pickin’. It’s true, folks: Your first phase of registration is mere weeks away, and the clock is surely a-tickin’.