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Dilbert: Please don't stare at my head. I've been banging it against a wall to reduce my frustration.
Alice: That sounds dangerous.
Dilbert: I thought so too, at first.
Alice: And now?
Dilbert: Now I don't think. I'm much happier.

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dilbert: i'll be working with him on the project.
robot: "him"? that is not my preferred pronoun. i prefer, "it," "that thing," or simply "the robot." genders only apply to inferior species. i do not need a partner to reproduce. watch this. erg...oof...gaaa! the head is out... here ya go.
dilbert talking to boss: i'll be working with that thing.