# 24 was used to turn on the analog sticks for PS1 games because the PS1 originally didn't have the sticks, just a D-Pad. When they released the Dualshock controller you had to manually turn the analog sticks on.

Ned_Plimpton

Somebody seriously needs to get laid.

Shirley

Reading that put my sex drive to sleep.

Ned_Plimpton

I'm sure he plays with his 'analog stick' often.

Guest

woa, wait. is it a stick and a log?

LuvsHorror

What?

Johan

I did this once in aps1 game. Since then I always try the analog button when I play a game and the d-pad isn't working or whatever. Always disappointing 😦

They called them "hero" turtles in England back when the show was on. I guess the word ninja was too…..no fucking clue why.

Making them aliens would be retarded and make no sense at all.

Beena Dorgan

No they were ninja in England too, but changed to hero cos some retard sued saying they gave ninjas a bad name.

Master_Rahl

Wait, WHAT? So, ninjas don't like pizza?

Beena Dorgan

Apparently it damages their 'deadly and silent' rep if they are known as pizzia eaters, apparently.

Hunter X

There are few creative writers anymore. Hollywood would rather re-write something and call it 'better' or 'more realistic' than pay someone for a truly original idea.

Next year, look for the new Superman: He uses his airline miles to fly, and can stop a locomotive with a cease and desist order.

Si1entStatic

the movie will be titled T.A.I.N.T for "Teenage Alien Intelligent Ninja Turtles"

Starring, written, produced, Sponsored by Michael "EXPLOSION" Bay

jer

just when I think it will be ok to drop $10 a person at the theatre (plus an addition $15 per person for snacks) I get thwarted by a shitty movie… thanks hollywood,

Boom!_Headshot!

oh, and they will be walruses instead of turtles.

and purple

and explode

chavo

Is today be slightly racist to Asians day?

Go Home

lets hope.

asian revolution

Yes lets hope. lets hope you die.

(Thank you come again!)

twoedges

Everyday is be slightly racist to Asians day

BlameTheUFOs

That's Lacist…

sg0000001

fuck you

sg000001

go get skin cancer and die whitey.

Thank you. Come again.

(guess which race I am? white faggot)

sg00001

you are such a tool.

asian revolution

i know you're just a nerdy computer faggot. (a compufag if you will) and you're trying to be funny, but you're actually correct. Everyday is slightly racist to Asians day.

Here's hoping you die of skin cancer compufag!

Best wishes,

guest

sensibear asians i like how you assume every racist is white. not saying your wrong.

bubbleguts

Chive has a "be tastefully racist to asians" fetish

anon

I don't think that "tastefully racist" is a thing, but nice try

Reg

I noticed that, too.

Motor Boater

I love Asians.

Dan

Asian chicks are hot.

0331

Yeah, but 30 minutes after you have sex, tou're horny again.

etcrr

#9 is so true

Guse

Now that my kids are old enough to play this, I can do it without feeling weird.

etcrr

The word going around on thechive that am a lonely unemployed pedo is also true.

jonboy

What the fuck is "Plase"?

Nothing ruins a demotivational poster like piss-poor spelling.

Kyle

wow i didn't notice that before. I was too busy remembering the good times

jer

I was to busy enjoying long lost memories to be a troll

JHL1

Not sure if lying or stupid….

dedubs

#24 anyone know?

USAF

Wasnt it a toggle button for the analog? Or rumble…whatever its called?

dirtysteve99

Digital mode is 1 or 0 the control is either pressed or not.
With analog mode, you can have degrees, not pressed, lightly pressed, strongly pressed, fully pressed.

Does anyone else remember how weird it was changing to the new sticks from the old d-pad?
8 and 16- bit gamers don't have light touches, the d-pads were ground down!

jasonsapunka

Wait, what? I had a PS2 for like 5 years and I didn't think it did a damn thing!

Jay

They turned off the analog sticks, assuming you just wanted to use the directional buttons.

Wow...

Is everyone on here that stupid? It took me about 20 seconds to figure that out when the PS2 first came out. Analog joystick on/off toggle.

SMACKDADDYSUPREME

There's always one…

yup

Agreed, it's pretty simple to figure out…

alex

it was fairly easy to figure out if you just pressed the button and tried to move in any game

gbody

Enables the joysticks when lit, turns them off when not.

Not a fan

A virgin has already answered this in a previous comment

SadeShadz

lol I still don't know what it does! (-_-')

lauren w

It turns on the vibrate.

sean

for all the elitist stuck up asshats that commented saying things like "DUH! its OBVIOUS what its for, just push it once in a damn while!" uhm, no. NONE of the PS2 games i had would let it to anything. push it, and nothing happens. newer games disallowed the sticks to be shut off. i only knew what the button did because i previously knew the difference between digi and ana

shawthomas

#11
Poor Gingers….

that_ALBANIAN_guy

I know where I'm going on vacation now.

Gudin

Well I'm a Singaporean, my guess there is other another of side of Singapore that I haven't gone to.

LucretiusCarus

#5 Could be she just likes her room to smell like ass, I guess; might be the fashion over there.

Biggus Diccus

She's drying off her cooter after looking at pictures of the most fucked up things imaginable-crazy asians.

Elcastino

Only it doesn't smell like ass, just kung pao chicken….

someguys

fags. obviously the poor thing needs to cool of her friction burn.

cudaman

Cooling off after too much Thia food!

Anarchism

#9
One of the things the next generation will never enjoy.

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

Because they'll be learning how to spell, "please."

boredatwork

Why won't they enjoy it, are they not going to have balloons or floors, because thats all you really need

randomchiver

well yeah the world helium supply is dwindling, blah blah, but also what kid wants to do that when they can watch tv and play video games?

JHL1

I'm world champion of keeping HELIUM balloons off the floor.

leah

#24 yes it turns on those two analog controls, the rolly things you thumb that are on either side of it. without it, you need to move around with the buttons on the far left side.

haha

You said Anal.

Ray Pissed

hehe Anal log.

untamedride

#20 Level: Dukes Of Hazard

Anonymous Coward

#18: “Oh, that’s hilarious, you’re so right that Algebra is totally useless”
Maybe that’s because you never learned it. Even your joke example doesn’t make sense… what the heck is xy+(4 20)? And it's pathetic how 420 has consumed your subconscious so that you even use it in math examples. Put down your game controller, stop checking your facebook, skip that trip to Walmart, get the McDonald's out of your face, and learn Algebra. Maybe then you'll find that you do in fact need it. Idiot.

frankus

i think you need some cranberry juice

Der'

Asians.

Biggus Diccus

I'm an engineer and I barely use math anymore.

that_ALBANIAN_guy

That's sad, friend.

thatguy

You are either A) not performing engineering work or B) going to cause something very bad to happen. Either way, stop being a moron.

Underhill

I'm a retired store clerk and I use math — a mix of plane geometry/trig and arithmetic.

http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

I'm a mechanical engineer. I do a lot of calculations but I am almost sure I will never use the whole depth of the math / physics I was taught. That stuff might be more suit to research and stuff

Chris.topher

Chive + Actual discussion. NOT OK

Lev

You forgot the equals sign there. I'll let myself out.

Chris.topher

Math. You can't explain that

shakeandbake

lol. A real one. "I'll let myself out." Well done, sir.

duderanch

To whoever the hell made the original image: "Give this person a penny, since he must make a profit out of what he learns"

dirk

It's just sad to see so many people against math and simply dismissing it at "useless." So you're probably never going to use most of the math you learn, that's not important. Math changes the way you think about things logically and makes you a smarter person in general. It's like learning another language. This is why our country is falling behind, our lazy, uneducated youth.

Twigfinger

Someone be mad…..

abby

math sucks

Tabby

That's why your pimp takes 80% and tells you it's only 20%…whore.

Not a fan

The result is x>y^2. Its the upper region of a parabola. Useful for things like buying chicken or filling your car with gas.

Colin

No God damn way is that the answer. Here is the real answer to indicate the value of X relative to that of Y: X > -20(4 + Y) / (Y – 1). If you have any doubt that your answer is quite incorrect, plug in the value of 0 for X and 1 for Y. That would bring the value to be 0*1 + 80 > 0 – 20*1 –> 80 > -20. As this is true, for your solution of X being greater than the square of Y, zero would somehow need to be greater than the square of 1. Now I'm not one to troll, but when you come up with something like that I've got to call you on your bullshit.

JHL1

In your "solution" to a (not real) inequality, y cannot be 1.
If you let y = 1 and x = 0 then you get…. 0 > infinity (actually more precisely, "undefined" as, division by zero is not allowed)
Good try though.

Colin

Ah, good catch. You are right that my solution should have had the restriction that X > -20(4+ Y) / (Y – 1) such that Y =/= 1. Where Y = 1 then X is the set of all real numbers.

Colin

Ah, good catch. You are right that my solution should have had the restriction that X > -20(4+ Y) / (Y – 1) such that Y does not equal 1. Where Y is equal to 1 then X is the set of all real numbers.

guest

you probably fapped to good will hunting amirght

SadeShadz

Huh?! Can't believe I read that. -_-

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Community College at it's finest………………

Takingbackcider

#23 If you can't hide her,don't ride her….

Holy Shit WTF

Come on…………..#1

*dash*

hey fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay

guest

smiley boy shouldn't laugh, he's not the one gonna be gettin any

dirtysteve99

If you can't lift her, don't shift her.

James

#13 Can tell this person doesn't *achieve at much.

Jesus

That's a husky, mother fuckers. From SIBERIA, i.e. it's Russian.

JHL1

Mark it on your calendars! As of today, Russia is no longer part of Asia.
"Jesus told me".

Martin

If you're a dog in Asia, you have to be incredibly talented to not get eaten.

dashete

#17 I put on woman sized leather clothing
And grunt and sulk in bars!

Si1entStatic

Hey Swedish Death metal bands can have day jobs to support their nightlife.

Dethklok RULES!!!!

Admiral Ackbar

Unfortunately, Most people here probably won't get this reference.

Underbaker

Oh he's a lumberjack and he's OK. He sleeps all night and he works all day….

http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

#25
I find this damn funny, but I don't think the wife would find humor in this.

Lisa

If that were my kid I'd think it was hilarious

ShakeyTheMoyle

I hope the kid and parents aren't Jewish =/

guest

it was clearly the wife that posted it

aaron

kids – rebellious by their very nature…get on that damn death star, boy! #10

Gallus

#16 – Okay, I've seen zoo keepers and animal specialists actually do this with tigers. But #8 has got to be just plain frakkin' crazy!!!

Engage

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