Riddle me this, Batman: On what planet would a handsome billionaire (Dempsey) and gentleman lawyer (Firth) fight over a self-deprecating (and pregnant) Zellweger? Planet Hollywood, I suppose. Please excuse any perceived ageism, sexism or (insert your ism here) but I couldn't get past the mountain of implausibilities in Bridget Jones's Baby. If you're willing to suspend disbelief (it worked for Adam Sandler, right?) you may find some of it redeeming; but outside of a hilarious trip to the hospital, towards the end (and a lovable turn from Sarah Solemani) I was itching to leave, especially after 125 sappy/trivial minutes.