Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Warner Wolf escapes from New York TV studio...

(NEW YORK, NY) -- A nationwide manhunt for crazed feral broadcaster Warner Wolf has commenced after the spunky sports anchor broke free from his chains in his midtown Manhattan studio. Sources say Wolf was last seen prowling Central Park, jumping from rock to rock, scratching his mid-section furiously.

Wolf, who slowly lost his mind as the industry went digital, stripping him of his signature "Let's go to the videotape!" catch phrase, is considered extremely dangerous and should not be approached without pepper spray or a tazer.

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(NEW YORK, NY) -- A nationwide manhunt for crazed feral broadcaster Warner Wolf has commenced after the spunky sports anchor broke free from his chains in his midtown Manhattan studio. Sources say Wolf was last seen prowling Central Park, jumping from rock to rock, scratching his mid-section furiously.

Wolf, who slowly lost his mind as the industry went digital, stripping him of his signature "Let's go to the videotape!" catch phrase, is considered extremely dangerous and should not be approached without pepper spray or a tazer.

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