New GAME OF THRONES Photos Make Us Wonder What Everybody’s Staring At

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Now, we’d never expect a series as wild and crazy as Game of Thrones to ever let a spoiler slip in a silly little promotional photo. They’re on HBO, after all, the veritable kings of keeping things on lock. Still, the vagueness of these photos from Sunday night’s new episode, “Breaker of Chains,” are working on some Matthew Weiner, Mad Men-level tip, because there is pretty much nothing that can be discerned from them (so there’s no way you can cheat, fantasy fantasy league participants). Except one thing, of course: Everybody seems to be looking at something. And we’re dying to know what those somethings are!

Given that we’re impatient, there seems to be only one route to go: that of the wild speculation game. I mean, that’s what they want us to do, right? Why else send out these photos of people looking hither and thither, right? So, similarly to our last photo-heavy GoT post, we’re going to make some stuff up.

The Wildlings are clearly staring at several piles of hay they’ve mistaken for kingly keeps and are running in to attack.

Margaery is likely staring at the living embodiment of her Queen Envy (Cersei Lannister’s wine goblet hand).

Podrick Payne is clearly staring at the long line of Westerosi women lining up to get a piece after he impressed all those whores with his oral abilities.

Dany is clearly staring at the ground, taking a moment of silence for the most recent fallen king before going “HA HA JK Y’ALL let’s go take over Meereen!”

Stannis’ daughter, Shireen, is likely staring at the Red Woman thinking “oh girl you are SO misguided.”

Given that this is Arya, she’s probably staring at someone she wants to (or will likely) murder. Oh, Arya.

Think you can do better? Let us have it in the comments. A real, live thumbs-up is on the table for the best one.

I think the poison that killed Joffrey is the wine in the cake. Whoever did the make-up on him did a good job at making him look like a stiff animal, like some kind of dog, cat, or wolf staring into his future. Maybe he’ll come back as a animal.

Margaery is staring at her future self and being thankful her brother is gay. Podrick is staring at a job application to become a man-whore and wondering if the typical client would look as nice as his previous encounter. And it’s none of your business what the Wildlings are staring at. THEY’RE FREE and can stare at anything they like whenever they like!