What's In The Retro Room and Server Room

What good is having a menagerie of classic and historically relevant computers
(plus some really kick-$#% server hardware) if you can't brag about it? So
let's brag about it. Some of these machines are very special to me, so I've
tried to talk a little about why I have them in my house and where I got them.
(What was here in 2014?
in 2012?)

Note to creeps, burglars and freaks: this house is protected by an alarm
system, hidden webcams recording off-site and my laser-sight
.40 Glock pistol (loaded with
hollow point). This is not a joke.

Under The Bench

These systems are all attached to the same KVM the Mac mini is.

bruce
Power Mac G5 Quad, 2x2.5GHz PowerPC 970MP (dual-core), 16GB RAM
Mac OS X 10.4.11
The machine this was typed on and the machine I use most of the time
Most of my software is built and developed on this machine as well,
including TenFourFox
btw, Intel sucks
Bought new