The Baby Birds Are Here: Bart And Brooke Crow Welcome Twins

Last night Bart’s supermodel wife/roomie hatched out two boys, Baby A and Baby B.

One little bird weighed in at 6 pounds 2 ounces and the bigger bird weighed in at 6 pounds 7 ounces.

I talked to Bart today and accused him of purposely withholding the Baby Bird names for more publicity like the Royal family did with Kate and Will’s baby, but he assured me that they really just haven’t decided yet.

HELLLLLLLLOOOO…y’all had NINE MONTHS. Gimmie us some NAMES! I wanna know.