This is the story of how I became a happily self employed Escort in Berlin. Not just to survive, but because of an unquenchable thirst for good sex!

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Threesome with me and my Goat!!!

Our first best of Craigslist ads........

Threesome with me and my Goat - w4m - 23 (Berlin)

I live with my goat friend that i love more than anything in the world. and i want to try a threesome with me a man and the goat. if you are up to it send me an email.

Responses:

That is a nice-looking goat.

So, what did you have in mind?

Finally! After years of searching, I almost gave up hope and now this. Fuck yeah, it's a day to remember. Maybe the three of us go out for some drinks first? Or grab some food, although maybe not at a Greek restaurant. Would you mind if I bring my mule? Either way, I wanna put my penis in your bum.
Wether you are rule 34 for casual encounters or just a lil troll. I love you. You're a good one.

Hey hi!!!

I saw ur add on craiglist and we can set something up if u like my pic....... it is attached with the mail........ also m staying in germany and 21yrs old..... so if u like my pic reply me...... and i always wanted to have animal sex never got chance so would like to try is the goat male or female??? and wht abt you wht u wann do and how u want it????

This post was a joke and acted as a filter for potential clients...should anyone respond to this..they would be an absolute no go and I would mark them in my email list. Crazy though...there was one who responded to me and with whom I was about to meet that night.....

I woke up that morning and my best friend said she had posted this add and was forwarding the responses to me. I could not believe she would go this far, but I laughed my ass off. I was surprised people would even respond. But they did!!! I was planning on meeting up with this guy later in the night and I saw that he responded to the ad...when he texted me, "hey running late with my friends, what is the plan?" I responded, would one of your friends be a goat? He said, "oh you saw that ad too?" I answered, of course I did and I saw you responded to it!!!......silence for a while, then he came back with a little resentment in my accusation! We continued to talk and we have since been email correspondence friends and have met friendly to discuss strange things...but would never be a potential client. He is actually a very interesting guy...strange with interesting sexual perspectives that provide very good conversations. But I found this to be quite funny. Then I went on a date with another guy later in the week for my own personal enjoyment...we spoke about this ad and it turns out that this guy had reported the ad to be removed!!

Here is the new posting....

in the image below is my sheep called Shanti.

I want you to help her achieve an orgasm, and practice your pussy eating skills on her till she scream from joy.

I Shanti look satisfied from your services, you can have fun with me.

your pic get mine

Hi there,

I will love to meet Shanti and you... maybe tonight?
I found an old pic with an old friend. Hope you and Shanti like it.

Hi,

I am actually looking for meet someone interesting this weekend. What do I look for...? All that you mention could be valid. We could start for a glass of wine.

I am 38, live in Kreuzberg. I am not very athletic but look fit. Like cinema, reading, cooking, go dining out, nights in and walks in nature.

I hope to hear from you. Enjoy the weekend.

Please tell me what kind of wine should we drink....what wine brings out the distinct flavor of goat ass?!!!

Hi

This is me.

young architect in Berlin.

If you like the photo ill be happy to get your photo and even meet tonight.

my phone is xxxxxxx

Yes he indeed gave his phone number, full name from auto signature and a pic! Amazing!

Hi,
let's not beat around the bush. I love to eat pussy, passionately and slowly. If you have a place where we can meet in the next 2-3 days, let's make it happen. Otherwise, you can cum to my place on the 3rd or 4th of February.

uwe are baaarmy. I woollen do that!

A. Lamb

This gives good play on words between the lunacy of ad and Denglisch...likey!!!

Hi there,

you posted a similar ad a while ago, right? I wanted to answer it, but somehow it didn't work.
I had an idea and I still think it is a good one.

I would be up for the task, but only if I can bring my German shepherd Gottlieb.
He is still very young, innocent and shy and I would imagine him mostly watching,
but who knows, watching us have a go at it might give him the hots, so maybe
he joins in and we can have a foursome? Wouldn't that be animalistic?
If you would be up for that ...

Let me know! Gottlieb is already curious ...

I think this particular response would be a great adventure, especially if Gottlieb would be licking your ass while you fuck the goat!!!

Hi! Okay, you have to tell me more about this ad, are you trying to get into craig's list best off? Cheese :)

Seriously, what is this about?

I'm quite confused by the hole sheep thing...

but I didn't knew that a sheep can be used as a metaphor for a pussy ( even a hairy one) neither that a sheep orgasm can be detected...

Wow.....how experienced with animals are we? I hope you mean research or Vet... do you know what kind of wine brings out the best flavors of goat as by any chance?

Now for the best of..... This guy responds to every ad on CL Berlin Zwanglose Treffen. My friend and I have fucked with him on many occasions because he is really the horniest and most desperate man here. He always responds to every ad the same way

"hi iam havee read your profil on craig list.you have a intresting profil.this is possibel we can meet for some hot fun ?0.17.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x..i am top male here.kisses k"

His handle is Hot Brown and with his responses he always sends 7 pics of his "big cock", hairy ass body and then a face pic. I have told him many times he needs to be more creative in his responses and that he really needs to shave his body to match his cock. Nonetheless, he responded to the goat ad and my friend could not resists fucking with him....here is the dialog as followed!!! Unbelievable the desperation to get laid....