Oh, and I: [ ] have braces or other orthodontia [ ] once had braces, though you might not be able to tell at this point [ ] have freckles [ ] have a birthmark, albeit not one as impressive-looking as Gorbachev’s [ ] have piercings [ ] have a tattoo [x] have identifying marks or scars [x] have a shoehorn [x] have hair [x] have long, beautiful hair [ ] have short hair(s) [ ] have mid-length hair(s) [ ] have the hair of the dog that bit me [x] already mentioned hair earlier, and don’t understand why I separated it.

A typical Friday night: [ ] bumming around at the mall (or other retail outlet) [ ] partying hard, man [ ] doing chores and other productive things [ watching movies and making fun of them [ ] going to the club (either Elk’s or Kiwanis) [ ] watching TV (on DVD) [ ] babysitting [ ] trainspotting [x] hanging out w/ friends and/or total strangers [ ] traveling abroad [ ] working while friends are out having fun [x] plotting and scheming while an unsuspecting world goes about their business [x] messing around on the computer [ ] unearthing rare archaeological finds that can change everything [x] playing games [x] other stuff that I can’t think of at the moment

Currently I am: [x] In a relationship [ ] single and loving it [ ] crushing [ ] single and looking for someone [ ] just broke up [ ] deluding myself into thinking that [Random Celebrity] will someday track me down and take me away to his/her secluded bungalow on the outskirts of Toronto [ ] giving the ol’ polygamy thing a try [ ] trying to break up Tina and Lawrence, even though David secretly desires me for his own, despite the fact that he’s in on the secret tryst between me and Liz, mainly because of the note Steve left before he mysteriously disappeared at the end of last season. [x] a rock. I am an island. [x] offended by some of these choices, as they clearly display a lack of compassion. [x] just kidding; I know it’s all in good fun. (Or IS it?)

I have : [x] been kissed [x] been dissed [x] been p*ssed (Guess the missing letter) [ ] dyed your hair (and by “your” hair, I of course mean “my” hair) [x] debated the ramifications of possibly dyeing my own hair(s) [x] dressed punk [x] addressed some punk [x] kissed a girl [x] lied to my parents [ ] cried in front of lots of people [ ] never been to me [x] went bare foot in the snow [x] met bigfoot in the snow… Nice chap. [ ] to go to the bathroom… brb [x] played hockey (though you’d have known that from the earlier sports section) [x] two dollars that says you can’t lick your own elbow