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MLB All-Star Game Excitement B-I-N-G-O Style

Need a little bit more excitement and entertainment for your All-Star game party?

Well we here at Ladies believe that even the most casual of fan should be able to have some fun watching the Midsummer Classic, so we’ve whipped up some All-Star Bingo Cards! No need to try to keep track of pitching changes when you can look for Big Papi to point to the sky, Alyssa Milano in the stands, and players adjusting their junk instead. We’ve got your American League, National League, and Interleague Bingo all here!

(Editor’s Note: Thank you so much for all your work on the graphics GordonShumway/JMoney and Texas Gal! You two r0x0rs my b0x0rs! Clare, thanks for being funny and getting why I love bingo cards.- TSW)

Love it. I printed mine off, and it’s ready for my all-star bingo party. I’m mixing alcohol in there too just to make things interesting. I hope someone french kisses Suzy Kolberg on live TV. That would make my year.

Wow. These were clearly made by someone who knows what they were doing. I would’ve thrown my laptop into the street before I figured out how to use the N as a mask. Personally, I always look forward to “goofy dugout celebration,” and “ridiculous batter’s box ritual.”

The production quality on these cards is just amazing. Eat your heart out Hoyle! My grandmother would be so proud…. if she were still with us. :-( If you’ll excuse me, I need to go stand by the company printer and cry a little while these birds print up.

American League 19, National League 18 (aka, Red Sox home field advantage throughout the entire post season).

Okay, just kidding about the bingo thing. I thought I had it when Joe Buck said something like “the tying run for the national league is on the steps in the dug out.” Wait, the NL just came within one.

Come on damn it, my Red Sox need home field advantage!!!! If only A-Rod would have ran out that hit to home plate before being tagged out standing. Wait, that marks off my “irritating thing A-Rod does” square.

Okay, time for bed, but before I go I just want to let everyone know that I think Ichiro is faking it and can totally speak English. You’re not fooling anyone Ichy, we’re on to you. Sleep well blogtresses. BoSox home field advantage all the way!!!!!

Ichiro *definitely* understands English. (notice how he perked up with the mention of free agency) He is riding that pony all the way, though. Good on him- if I could fake like I didn’t speak English, and get away with it, I would, too

Beckett gets the win! Papyboo has a scoreless 8th! WHEE!
Bacon flies out to end the NL rally. BOO!