The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 12.12.12

Welcome back to your regularly scheduled The Crap We Missed which has been five days in the making, so you’re getting the creme de la creme of Boobdick Weirdfacery™. I’ve been scouring the photo agencies the past few days, trying to find pics worthy of a two day delay that you can blame entirely on Fish for making me scrub down this hidden chamber below his basement. So much hair… just all over everything… Anyway, please enjoy captioning the shit out of Mike Tyson and this woman who is basically the human equivalent of that goat from Jurassic Park, Andrew Garfield remembering how glorious those boob-thingies really are, The Asspocalypse, Hilaria Baldwin trying to keep in shape for her spry, young lover, every Hollywood drug addict’s BFF, Steven Tyler groping the only man in sight amidst a group of hot cheerleaders and finally, a mouth evenJon Hamm might struggle with.