Although she has a long history of staging hate hoaxes, maybe Spokane NAACP president Rachel Dolezal is not herself a walking hoax, despite the Caucasian having passed herself off as black for years. Maybe she is just suffering from wrong skin syndrome:

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Dave, FTR, it’s my understanding that this “clown” (Godfrey) is a well-known prankster. This is a hilarious one! Liked his survey. 10% of people are #wrongskin. How did he know? He asked nine friends and none of them were. “That’s 10%!” Science! 😀

Dave, FTR, it’s my understanding that this “clown” (Godfrey) is a well-known prankster. This is a hilarious one! Liked his survey. 10% of people are #wrongskin. How did he know? He asked nine friends and none of them were. “That’s 10%!” Science! 😀

I was born in China. I have lived there all my life and have never lived anywhere else. My parents were born in China and so were my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I have an oriental appearance and look distinctly like a Chinese person. I speak fluent Mandarin. It is my first language.
None of my relatives, close or distant (that I am aware of) were born outside of China and have never lived in any other nation.
Most of them have never been outside of China for their entire lives…..
and neither have I. I have lived in Beijing my entire life and the furthest I have ever traveled is Shanghai……!

I was born in China. I have lived there all my life and have never lived anywhere else. My parents were born in China and so were my grandparents and my great-grandparents. I have an oriental appearance and look distinctly like a Chinese person. I speak fluent Mandarin. It is my first language.
None of my relatives, close or distant (that I am aware of) were born outside of China and have never lived in any other nation.
Most of them have never been outside of China for their entire lives…..
and neither have I. I have lived in Beijing my entire life and the furthest I have ever traveled is Shanghai……!

Just a few days ago I was thinking it would be a great prank to declare myself to be a “gender that doesn’t actually exist, and that I have always felt that way”, but the problem is there’s a growing number of moonbats who would take a claim like that seriously.

Just a few days ago I was thinking it would be a great prank to declare myself to be a “gender that doesn’t actually exist, and that I have always felt that way”, but the problem is there’s a growing number of moonbats who would take a claim like that seriously.

I am trans-entity, I am really a god trapped in a man’s body, my godlike powers are limited by these feeble skins. I demand to be bowed to and treated with reverence and awe. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE

I am trans-entity, I am really a god trapped in a man’s body, my godlike powers are limited by these feeble skins. I demand to be bowed to and treated with reverence and awe. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. YOU OWE ME AWE

If this wack job is serious, he has more problems than the wrong skin. First, all the mirrors in his house are broken. Second, his name. Godfrey Elfwick? Really Elfwick? Is that a description of something? Third, he’s not aiming high enough. What’s the deal with being black. So what. Where does that get you? I’m going to self- identify as a bald eagle. That way I can do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, and you can’t touch me. I’m protected.

If this wack job is serious, he has more problems than the wrong skin. First, all the mirrors in his house are broken. Second, his name. Godfrey Elfwick? Really Elfwick? Is that a description of something? Third, he’s not aiming high enough. What’s the deal with being black. So what. Where does that get you? I’m going to self- identify as a bald eagle. That way I can do WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT, and you can’t touch me. I’m protected.

First, you can’t tell me what i can or cannot do. You cannot dictate to me that I can not express my 1st amendment right to mock you with my opinions.
Second,
What you are suffering from is not “Wrong Skin”, it is called a “Mental Psychosis”.
Now here’s the really bad news:

You were born “into” the “correct skin” according to the race of your parents.

I know, it’s shocking! It’s called biology.

Last, You can identify yourself as a “velociraptor” if you want but people are going to treat you as you are. So, just because you go around barking like a Velociraptor, don’t expect people to run away from you screaming , “Help, I’m being chased by a velociraptor! ”

Instead, people will more than likely Taze your silly @ss in so you more likely can associate yourself with a old person who is paralyzed and just crapped on yourself as local law enforcement escorts you to a journey with the local judicial system.

First, you can’t tell me what i can or cannot do. You cannot dictate to me that I can not express my 1st amendment right to mock you with my opinions.
Second,
What you are suffering from is not “Wrong Skin”, it is called a “Mental Psychosis”.
Now here’s the really bad news:

You were born “into” the “correct skin” according to the race of your parents.

I know, it’s shocking! It’s called biology.

Last, You can identify yourself as a “velociraptor” if you want but people are going to treat you as you are. So, just because you go around barking like a Velociraptor, don’t expect people to run away from you screaming , “Help, I’m being chased by a velociraptor! ”

Instead, people will more than likely Taze your silly @ss in so you more likely can associate yourself with a old person who is paralyzed and just crapped on yourself as local law enforcement escorts you to a journey with the local judicial system.

Guys…Godfrey Elfwick is a parody account. This is satire. Really really good satire. This person has fooled several newspapers and even the BBC so don’t feel bad about being duped. Godfrey is just a savant at trolling.

Guys…Godfrey Elfwick is a parody account. This is satire. Really really good satire. This person has fooled several newspapers and even the BBC so don’t feel bad about being duped. Godfrey is just a savant at trolling.

I say drop his sorry ass off in the middle of a hootin’ and hollerin’ black yoof crowd on a hot summer’s night in the slums of Detroit and he’ll soon learn just how white he really is. Of course he’ll learn the hard way, but that dose of reality may very well help cure his freakish condition….
Too cruel you say?
Maybe so, but white liberals piss me off to no end. They deserve to experience all the misery they create and then some…….

I say drop his sorry ass off in the middle of a hootin’ and hollerin’ black yoof crowd on a hot summer’s night in the slums of Detroit and he’ll soon learn just how white he really is. Of course he’ll learn the hard way, but that dose of reality may very well help cure his freakish condition….
Too cruel you say?
Maybe so, but white liberals piss me off to no end. They deserve to experience all the misery they create and then some…….

Another thing: What ever happened to all those mental patients when the government closed down most of the insane asylums years ago?
Oh wait. I know. They all joined the Democrat Party. Many of them got elected to office.

Another thing: What ever happened to all those mental patients when the government closed down most of the insane asylums years ago?
Oh wait. I know. They all joined the Democrat Party. Many of them got elected to office.

Reality check to “Geoffrey”….
Trust me when I say this…….
I don’t give a flying flip how “you” feel” inside “your” skin at this “moment”.
…since your reality is only a state of mind, and a thought away from thinking ANYTHING. You may fancy yourself to be the king or queen of outer space? or may fantisize experiencing the surreal enlightment of being a newly formed nematode. You can think anything you want inside your head, but it certainly doesn’t make it reality.

Reality check to “Geoffrey”….
Trust me when I say this…….
I don’t give a flying flip how “you” feel” inside “your” skin at this “moment”.
…since your reality is only a state of mind, and a thought away from thinking ANYTHING. You may fancy yourself to be the king or queen of outer space? or may fantisize experiencing the surreal enlightment of being a newly formed nematode. You can think anything you want inside your head, but it certainly doesn’t make it reality.

Sheesh,
These idiots truly need some perspective….with nuclear Iran on the horizon, the rise of Isis, social degeneration, with every institution failing…..and this is what, mentally and behaviorally, consumes these morons!

Sheesh,
These idiots truly need some perspective….with nuclear Iran on the horizon, the rise of Isis, social degeneration, with every institution failing…..and this is what, mentally and behaviorally, consumes these morons!

It’s a parody account, Donna. They are mocking these people. The Twitter bio says they are a genderqueer Muslim atheist. This person is just really good at parodying that which is beyond parody for us mere mortals.

It’s a parody account, Donna. They are mocking these people. The Twitter bio says they are a genderqueer Muslim atheist. This person is just really good at parodying that which is beyond parody for us mere mortals.

This fellow Godfrey is sending up these loons. He’s very good at fooling the likes of BBC journalists. You’ll swear he is serious but he’s making a fool out of both those who believe him and those who he’s pretending to be.

Elfwick has been outed as a ‘hoaxer’ once already this year, after being invited to appear on a the BBC’s World Have Your Say programme about Star Wars.

He was invited on to talk about having never seen any of the films in the franchise before, but was cut off by the show’s presenter after describing Star Wars as “rooted in homophobia and casual racial stereotypes”.

Elfwick has also been described elsewhere as a ‘satirist‘ and someone who “was not to be taken entirely seriously”.

Unlike Rachel Dolezal, Elfwick says that he was born white to white parents. Dolezal has claimed that she was born to a black father but raised by a white stepfather, something her parents refute.

Elfwick’s earlier tweets about identifying as black appear to date back to late last year, when he tweeted about tanning to change his skin colour and experiencing racism.

This fellow Godfrey is sending up these loons. He’s very good at fooling the likes of BBC journalists. You’ll swear he is serious but he’s making a fool out of both those who believe him and those who he’s pretending to be.

Elfwick has been outed as a ‘hoaxer’ once already this year, after being invited to appear on a the BBC’s World Have Your Say programme about Star Wars.

He was invited on to talk about having never seen any of the films in the franchise before, but was cut off by the show’s presenter after describing Star Wars as “rooted in homophobia and casual racial stereotypes”.

Elfwick has also been described elsewhere as a ‘satirist‘ and someone who “was not to be taken entirely seriously”.

Unlike Rachel Dolezal, Elfwick says that he was born white to white parents. Dolezal has claimed that she was born to a black father but raised by a white stepfather, something her parents refute.

Elfwick’s earlier tweets about identifying as black appear to date back to late last year, when he tweeted about tanning to change his skin colour and experiencing racism.

Hope you are correct…it ‘is’ funny if it is satire – someone savvy enough to infiltrate the so-called “media”, make them look like the fools they are, to show how extremely gullible and how they really just bend over to a lot of self-imposed freaks and ‘attention whores’…

Hope you are correct…it ‘is’ funny if it is satire – someone savvy enough to infiltrate the so-called “media”, make them look like the fools they are, to show how extremely gullible and how they really just bend over to a lot of self-imposed freaks and ‘attention whores’…