We have a new contributor to Affected Empire, oil tycoon Daniel Plainview.

We all at some point in our lives have been forced to produce a product with inept people all in the name of ‘teamwork’.

Mr. Plainview is fresh off being let down yet again by his group on his most recent school assignment. They were not happy with his APA referencing, they edited out his introduction and they demanded he put more snazzy custom animations in his PowerPoint.

But he is not having it! You lose, I am so sorry… View the video below!