The cheap-ass place that is always full of fuckin rednecks every fuckin time i go to the fuckin store! This major "Mom 'n' Pop shop"-devouring corporation is found nationwide, but it always seems to be fuckin packed with rednecks, black and white trash, and other total circus FREAKS!

The only thing in the world that can build a store the size of a pro football stadium in the middle of a cow pasture and make a profit. The construction of a Wal-Mart usually generates it's own ecosystem, complete with hotels, a Krispy Kreme doughnut shop, a new Chevy dealership, a Cracker Barrell, a SAM's CLUB, and a gas station. Some parking lots of new Wal-Marts may require a ski lift or tram ride to make it to the front door.

In the year 2034, world domination will be fought over by Wal-Mart, McDonald's, Microsoft, and Exxon Mobil. People will be torn over who to allign themselves with, Always low prices, bland food with "Mc" slapped on the front of McEverything on the McMenu, The latest $300 operating system you swear is the same as the last one, or $18/gallon gas to fill your new Bradley Fighting Veichle (the next Hummer)

Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

.........rising from the site of the abandoned chemical plant, near the creek that has no life in it, a brand-spanking-new Walmart is soon to open in your area. Doesn't matter where you live, anywhere in the world-if Dubya doesn't get you, or his replacement (Dan Quayle, anyone?), Walmart will be there soon. Run away, but you will never escape................WALMART!!!!!!