Texas Air Force base commander can handle all national security threats, including zombies

Comical report gets comic treatment

A humorous zombie terrorist response plan by Brig. Gen. Glen VanHerck, commander of the 7th Bomb Wing at Dyess Air Force Base, has drawn widespread attention, including that of the Air Force Times.
Reprinted with permission of the Air Force Times

ABILENE - If hordes of the walking dead ever rush the main gate at Dyess Air Force Base, Abilenians can rest easy: The commander of the 7th Bomb Wing has a plan.