To capture a midget, dress the midget in a long ballroom gown type dress (preferably white) duck tape the midget's hands to the ceiling fan blade and turn on the aforementioned ceiling fan so it appears there is a spooky ghost flying around the room

kyle: "hey mike, Next time your ghosting make sure you use more duct tape lest the midget fall and shatter your mirror."

To put an edible thing('s) into a Females Vagina and then crushing the thing('s) up with her vagina and then spraying (misting) it out.

Travis: Hey, Samantha you enjoy ghosting last night?
Samantha: Oh yeah Travis, it was unique. I never knew my Vagina was so strong.
Dylan: What did you use?
Samantha: A COOKIE!
Dylan: I bet that tasted good Travis.

On a ship: Working during the time between the point you started to fake you are injured (or sick) and the time you can get your actual medical advice to leave the vessel. You have to be present and work as much as you can, but you need to stress out that you can not work up to 100% and you need to moan and look miserable whenever someone sees you.

- Hey Babbaloo, I heard you have an accident on the stairs. What the fuck are you doing here?
- Oh, I'm just ghosting in the Laundry till we get to Wienna and I can go on sick leave.

The act of logging onto the social chatting program Windows Live Messenger (MSN) and setting your status as offline. This allows you to converse with only the select people you want, and prevents you from being talk-attacked by every single person on your contact list, or being bothered in general.

Delia - Hey Jerry, did Dave talk to you last night on MSN?
Jerry - No, he wasn't on.
Delia - Yes he was, he was just ghosting.
Jerry - Damn! He needs to stop doing that to me.