Just answer one simple question and we can be done. Who would you rather be held at gunpoint by and asked to 'Stand And Deliver' - Adam And The Ants or some sexy topless pirate girl? If your answer was a sexy topless pirate girl then you are in the right place, as that's exactly who appears on the remix of this 1980s single cover. Aharr there me sweetie.

Another triple-whammy of covers, this time the remix of Alice Cooper's 1972 classic School's Out (For Summer). The original cover shows a typical 1970s classroom desk. The first of our remixes shows a teacher in stockings and high heels for whom it is clearly summer and no school as she wouldn't wear that during the semester would she? Would she? The final remix shows what really happens when schools are out for summer, which is that teachers get naked and pose on their desks for pictures. Yeah, right!

Apparently the original cover for Go Wild In The Country by Bow Wow Wow caused some controversy at the time as the lead singer was too young to be posing naked in front of anyone, let alone on the cover of a single. Our remix does away with this controversial image and instead just shows four babes in bikinis who seem intent on pulling each other's bikinis off. The fact that they are in the country and are wild makes them the perfect subject for the remix!

"Why all the remixes of obscure tracks?" is a question we get asked a lot here at AllBum.Art. The answer is too complicated to give in full but in the case of this particular cover, it was purely the fact that one of the team found a photo of a sexy milf whose skirt and t-shirt were too short and said that these were a really bad fit. And so we found a song with a suitable title: Misfit by Curiosity Killed The Cat, and remixed the cover. Does that answer your questions?

A 1960s soul classic remix from Wilson Pickett. The original cover of In The Midnight Hour shows Mr Pickett singing into his microphone but no indication of where he is or how late in the day it it. The remix resolves this anomaly by using a wider view to show that Mr Pickett is standing in a street with a girl standing in front of him (to who is is singing). How do we know it is midnight? Because the girl is wearing nothing more than a see-through t-shirt and you don't wear those in broad daylight (not even broads do that!)

A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays' is a rather odd title for a song but then De La Soul were never shy of oddness (or so it says here). The original cover shows artwork of the time (early 199s) with two people (one boy, one girl) holding hands with roller skates on. The remix shows three people (all girls) with roller skates on. For some reason they are also largely topless. Cute!

Not strictly a remix of the cover of a song, but there is an album of the movie soundtrack for which this cover fits perfectly! We just couldn't bare to see Mr Travolta jiving away on the dance-floor with a woman who seems unable to fulfill even the basic feverish requirements. So we have given him a most suitable dance partner, a bare lady who seems more than able to strut her stuff just as well as Mr Travolta does, just without the unnecessary accompanying clothing.

Following on the theme of songs with moon in the title, and thus an excuse to show 'buttocks exposed for fun', we bring you the classic Moon River as sung in 1961 by Andy Williams, oh yes. The original cover shows, well, shows Mr Williams much as you would expect. The remix is the ultimate in mooning buttocks in a river, and makes it completely clear why this particular river deserves it's lunar moniker.

Amazing! It seems that even in the 1970s, people were using picture editors to rework photos. The cover of Summer (The First Time) by Bobby Goldsboro shows Mr Goldsboro standing alone on an empty beach. But the truth is shown in the second picture. Standing behind him is a sexy babe flashing her naked body from underneath a blue towel. The question is why Mr Goldsboro is looking so melancholy. If only he had turned around to face the opposite direction he might have had a smile on his face!

Telephone by Lady Gaga Featuring Beyoncé is one of those annoying songs that's about being annoyed by a noisy telephone when you are trying to enjoy yourself. Odd that Ms Germanotta should be so perturbed by her phone when she lost it in her hit Just Dance. The remix does away with Ms Germanotta and Ms Knowles-Carter and shows a babe who is clearly in need of a mobile as she finds her self standing at a phone booth trying to make a call with little other than her coat to keep her warm. Perhaps she has lost her phone, and her clothes too?