Ever wondered what Detroit's automotive names would sound like pronounced by a drunk, hairy Finnish man with no teeth? How convenient — we just happen to have video! You may now stop wondering.

This is a drunk Finnish man with no teeth. (Well, OK, he has at least one tooth, but let's not split hairs.) He has been filmed sitting in front of various automobiles and motorcycles ("Hrrrrrlee Dahvidsun! Hrrrrrrrrr-eeeesslyer! Whore-vehtt! ") and pronouncing their names in a thick accent. We have no idea where this video came from, but we can't stop watching it.

Also, he soberly says the word "Saab" a few times at the end. Just, you know, to keep things real.