September 19, 2012

In an effort to right his campaign and rebuild his image,
Romney promised to bring his message of compassion and economic
opportunity to the “ramshackle, mud-floored huts” in which half of all
U.S. residents live.

“Let me make this absolutely clear: I have the utmost respect for all of
the filth-encrusted, lesion-covered degenerates of this nation,” Romney
said. “In the coming weeks, I look forward to meeting real Americans in
their squalid, roach-infested hellholes in every corner of this
country. I promise to stand up for every one of you, even the 47 percent
of you huddled together for warmth, fighting your own family members
for moldy crusts of bread as you wallow in your own excrement.”

Added Romney, “And I look forward to serving you as your next president.”

Perhaps there is a campaign slogan coming: a new cardboard box to live in and a shiny new shopping cart to transport your meager possessions.