“He was running around naked like a maniac. He was drooling a lot and biting people. He looked like a rabid animal.”

“He kept barking like a dog and yelling stuff about the Vatican being out to get him.”

Mr. Kruger bit a total of 28 people and lightly assaulted a dozen others before he was finally arrested by the Cleveland Police.

None of the victims were severely injured, but there is a slight risk
that they may have contracted some disease from their aggressor.

Ruth
Davis and her colleagues say they see many strange and funny things at
work, but this was one of the oddest they have ever seen.

Michael Kruger told investigators that he spent the entire night
smoking crystal meth and had decided to walk to the Walmart to get some
food.

He explained that he had taken off his clothes on the way to “get rid
of the spying equipment the Vatican had planted” on him and was biting
people to “make sure they’re not terminators” sent to kill him.

Mr. Kruger’s lawyer demanded that he undergo a psychiatric evaluation before the beginning of his trial.

He faces a total of 47 criminal charges and a maximum of 240 years in prison.

Comments:
That's Methed Up!

One a more "serious" note, I remember reading this morning about a proposed death penalty for drug users. I thought that was just insane. Except... well maybe this guy.

Posted by blueeyes at 3/12/2018 11:11:22 AM

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