A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.Joke submitted by Jacob S., Lebanon, Ore.

Comic by Scott Nickel

A book never written: “All That’s Left of Me” by Myra Maines.Joke submitted by Kieran F., Emporia, Kan.

Brett: What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?Brent: I don’t know.Brett: Wrap music!Joke submitted by Brent J., Upper Arlington, Ohio

Comic by Scott Nickel

Spencer: What plants like Halloween the most?Tanner: Which ones?Spencer: Bam-BOO!Joke submitted by Tanner S., Tampa, Fla.

Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?McKenzie: Why?Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license.Joke submitted by Howard H., Newark, Calif.

Comic by Daryll Collins

Sarah: What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?Brian: Tell me.Sarah: The scary-go-round and rollerghoster!Joke submitted by Sarah O., Springfield, Mo.

Max: What would you find on a haunted beach?Sam: I’m stumped.Max: A sand-witch!Joke submitted by Maxwell C.

Comic by Scott Nickel

John: Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?Mark: Why?John: He didn’t have the stomach for it!Joke submitted by John C., Houston, Texas

Sam: What do you call a cleaning skeleton?Frank: I don’t know.Sam: The “grim sweeper.”Joke submitted by Sam M., Pittsburgh, Pa.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Chris: What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween?Jill: No clue. Hit me with it.Chris: Being her broom!Joke submitted by Christian H., Fredericksburg, Va.

Daffynition: Pocahontas — A card game that comes back to scare you.Joke submitted by Omkar S., San Jose, Calif.

Comic by Thomastoons

Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?Philip: I don’t know.Jake: Because they were trans-parents!Joke submitted by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.

Darius: What part of the street do vampires live on?Chad: I don’t know.Darius: The dead end.Joke submitted by Darius C., Columbia, Md.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Brandon: Which ghost is the best dancer?Nolan: I don’t know.Brandon: The Boogie Man!Joke submitted by Chris S., Centennial, Colo.

Race: What is a goblin’s favorite cheese?Nathan: What is it?Race: Monster-ella!Joke submitted by Daniel B., Tyler, Tex.

Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks for Halloween?Harvey: I have no clue.Joker: She heard he grew another foot!Joke submitted by Matthew C., Gladstone, Mo.

Comic by Scott Nickel

Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, “A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?”
“Be a gentleman and roll them back to her.”Joke submitted by Billy J., Hershey, Pa.

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I hope you get the hint.