Judgement day! (oops, wrong speech...)
Judging time has arrived and while inventive, no one came all that close to my thought when I saw this on the capture screen of my camera: "Arrogance Captured!"

on to the various places:
in Third Place is Bill walker with
"If you can't park it, why did you buy it?"
Bill, I sometimes think that for less egregious parking slobs... (my term for anyone who takes up two spaces, parks leaving his "tail" way out in the parking aisle, or parks a non-compact in a space marked "Compact")

In Second Place is Angie in a tie with herself! both "Hey buddy. I know four year olds who are better than that at staying within the lines." AND '"I'm sorry sir. I have checked the ADA legislation and 'driving impaired' is not listed as an ACTUAL disabling condition."' both tickled my funny bone. but...

First Place and next picture go to Tron for: "Welcome to MY Walmart. Feel free to park anywhere ...else…"
which wins for being the closest in feeling to my "Arrogance Captured" caption.
PM is on the way.
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