1.Mini Wooden Speaker

This adorable little speaker is perfect for amplifying the music on your iPod, iPhone, or whatever other portable device you own. It's available for $32 from Uncommon Goods.

2.Wobble Dubstep Grime Generator

You can make your own customized dubstep with this program, which promises to "make the most crazy, pulsating, and different sounds ever to grace your speaker's soon to be aching cones." If you get this on Christmas Day, you might pick it up fast enough to drop the bass on New Year's Eve. You can buy it for $149.99 from SONiVOX.

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12.DIY Guitar Pick Punch

13."Song Reader" by Beck

Beck's new album is actually a book of sheet music. The 20 songs in this book have never been recorded, so it's up to other musicians to determine how they should sound. You can buy it for $34 from McSweeney's.

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17.Headphone Earmuffs

These are good for either fooling people into believing that you have headphones on, or for wearing over your headphones. They're very cute, and you can buy them for $20 from HustleAndSewShop on Etsy.

18."How Music Works" by David Byrne

David Byrne's new book is a collection of essays in which he reflects on the history of music, recorded sound, musicians' relationship with their audience, and the economics of the music industry. It sounds very dry, but Byrne's wry sense of humor and oddball perspective makes it all very lively. You can buy it for $28 from McSweeney's.