Category:Aliens

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Evidence has shown that this page may have been written by an alien, and therefore no information should be taken seriously. Be careful not to get brainwashed.

We—uh, I—mean… They don’t exist!

The FBI is quoted on saying that aliens are not in exsistance. Of course they're wrong, they are on Scary Movie 3!. Who can argue with the facts?! I mean, when has the FBI been right about anything? Aliens are invisible, they have only been discovered by taking medicine to be able to see them. This medicine is known as CS-3 aka Ganja which helps in distorting the invisibility of the aliens causing you to be able to see them.