Stop lurking!

I can see my stats, people. I know at least 40 people read my post yesterday. How come only two of you commented? Does FREE GIFT mean nothing to you? I’m talking free lip gloss, or lotion, or even shaving cream for my male readers. Seriously, I’ll even let you pick what you want, just say something funny about the vaj bag. You know you wanna.

"It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none." See, even Snoop Dogg wants you to share this blog with your friends.