(2) Tue Jun 29 2004 10:10 PST:
It sneaks upon me when and I least expecting and makes me ponder, "Where?" It invades my dreams and prevents me from restful sleep. It fills my being with tortuous wonder. WHERE ARE MY GRADES?

They've probably been placed in cereal boxes as prizes, which means you better go out and buy a lot of Lucky Charms and Trix before someone else steals the grades you want. Or if they're not there, you can always try the Wonka Bars...