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Sometimes cats are just born with the silliest markings. Imagine if we were born like that, too, with random spots and stripes and patches and blotches and four or five colors just splattered all over — would the world be a more interesting place?

One of my favorite random markings on a cats is a mustache. A little smudge on the muzzle just makes me want to smooch them all.

Here are a few cats with ‘staches to start your week off right!

Have you heard of the term “kitler”? It’s used to describe kitties with little Hitler mustaches! Photo by Charlie Hall.

A mustache and a goatee — Butterscotch the cat has the total facial hair package! Photo by Wolfy.