Lately I've been getting constant stomach pains, and it doesn't matter what I eat. I could eat really healthy or I could go to Burger King and have a whopper and I still get stomach pains. It feels like diahrrea...like how you would typically feel an hour or so after you at Taco Bell, but when I go to the bathroom nothing comes out...

Also, my stomach is gurgling like crazy. It will gurgle for a good 10-15 seconds at a time, and loud enough that people in the cubicles around me at work can hear it...

Is it possible to develop a lactose intolerance without any prior history? That's what my girlfriend suggested, but I've never had problems with lactose before. Could it be an ulcer maybe? It's been going on for a few weeks now off and on, and it's driving my crazy...

Well that's the weird thing. I have these stomach pains which feel like the same feeling you get an hour or so after you eat some narsty greasy food, so I go to the bathroom thinking I'm about to have diahrea, but it never happens. BUT, at other times I shit normally. That's why I'm really puzzled by this.

Yeah looking back on my original post I guess I made it sound like I'm constipated, my bad...

Have you been eating anything out of the ordinary? Heck man, I would go to the doctor and get it checked out. Your girlfriend could be right. It could be something as mild as that. I am hoping it is not an ulcer. I'm not a doctor so I have no clue what to say but to go to one and get yourself checked out.

Maybe you're just gettin fuckin old, because this is pretty much how I feel all the time.

I spend some TIME in the can now. When I was in my early 20s I used to easily unload 55 pellets into the water, and be ready to hit the tennis courts. Now I have to light candles and pray that my anus doesn't distend. I'm txting friends as a support group, taking photos to blog it and keeping a calendar.

sounds like a bad case ohttp://hondaswap.com/showthread.php?t=134338f gastritous try some gassex if it was an ulcer you wouldn't have bubbly guts and if it's lactose u'd notice it right after you eat dairy obviously....could just be a bug...

I've heard of crazy recovery stories from water fasting. I've always done it when I'm sick it's simple. You just don't take in anything at all except water. I've gone for 5-7 days plenty of times. Your digestive system uses a lot of energy, and when you're only drinking water, your system gets a big rest from digesting all that food and the energy goes straight to self-healing.

It's kind of hard to stay away from food and drinks other than water for the first 3 days, but after 3 days your hunger shuts down completely. Then when you're ready to start eating again, start with fruit juice, then raw fruits/veggies for the first day, then the next day you can eat like normal. Sounds strange, but it's really good for you and it makes you feel damn good too.

I became lactose intolerant in my early 20s. How I found this out was I stopped eating dairy for a week. I started to feel better about 2 days later. I would try not eating any dairy, stay away from taco bell (they use lactic acid in their beef). It sucks at first not having cheese on stuff but after a while you don't miss it.
You could also try the lactaid tablets, they work for some people. They don't work for me, last time I took one my stomach got so bloated. It took 10 hours before the pressure started to go down. I thought I was going to die that night.

I became lactose intolerant in my early 20s. How I found this out was I stopped eating dairy for a week. I started to feel better about 2 days later. I would try not eating any dairy, stay away from taco bell (they use lactic acid in their beef). It sucks at first not having cheese on stuff but after a while you don't miss it.
You could also try the lactaid tablets, they work for some people. They don't work for me, last time I took one my stomach got so bloated. It took 10 hours before the pressure started to go down. I thought I was going to die that night.

Whatever you find out, you need to make sure you are getting enough dietary fiber. There are ALOT of health problems associated with eating a diet low in fiber for many years and sadly that is the most case with 90% of Americans. All those colon cleansing programs are pretty much loaded with fiber, you don't have to start one of those. You can just start incorporating it into your diet. Eat a high fiber bran cereal in the morning, maybe some nuts and seeds with you lunch. There's plenty of good sources of fiber and it' easy to keep track of it. You will feel tons better after a couple of weeks trust me. And Celerity sounds like your definantely in need of some fiber. Brutal's symptoms could be a couple of things but you really need to change your diet. If not your heading down the path to get Crohn's disease or diverticulitis.

Lately I've been getting constant stomach pains, and it doesn't matter what I eat. I could eat really healthy or I could go to Burger King and have a whopper and I still get stomach pains. It feels like diahrrea...like how you would typically feel an hour or so after you at Taco Bell, but when I go to the bathroom nothing comes out...

Also, my stomach is gurgling like crazy. It will gurgle for a good 10-15 seconds at a time, and loud enough that people in the cubicles around me at work can hear it...

Is it possible to develop a lactose intolerance without any prior history? That's what my girlfriend suggested, but I've never had problems with lactose before. Could it be an ulcer maybe? It's been going on for a few weeks now off and on, and it's driving my crazy...