Iceland is the place to be. Aside from the hot springs, the moon rock, and all of its inhabitants looking like sexy aliens, Iceland is home to the world's largest collection of cock. The Phallological Museum in Husavik has an extensive collection of 209 peens and penile parts belonging to 92 different species. You ca…

When I was five years old, I used to play with a little girl named Megan who lived across the street from my grandmother. One day, we were at Megan's house playing with Barbie and Ken and I had a confusing realization. Grabbing the Ken doll, I asked Megan's mom, "Why doesn't Ken have a…

If you’ve turned on a TV since 1998, you know how obsessed we are with hard-ons. Since the little blue pill appeared more than a dozen years ago, countless imitators of varying legitimacy and effectiveness have hit the market. Ads for drugs that promise to cure erectile dysfunction run nonstop during sporting events, and…

Men, guess what? Your peni were supposed to have a spines like the peens of the bean weevil (left) and the marmoset. From a scientific perspective, said penile spine is meant to "grip the walls of the female's opening" for more productive fertilization. The penis spine is also thought to clean other male sperm out…

John Wayne Bobbitt, the man who notoriously had his penis cut off by his then-wife, Lorena Bobbitt, because he allegedly raped her and had allegedly been physically abusing her, told "The View" that she has never apologized. But rest assured, ladies, his "thingy" now works fine. [Radar Online] President Obama has told the…

Lea T has modeled for Givenchy and smooched Kate Moss on the cover of LOVE magazine: now the world's most famous male-to-female transgender model is dishing the dirt on Oprah's couch. Er, armchair. I didn't know this before, but Lea T was born Leandro Cerezo in Italy to a soccer…

Meet Belinda Heggen, my new hero. During an on-air broadcast about an Australian soccer player and a little urn he received as an honor, Belinda cracked a joke about her co-anchor's dick size. I love how she says this with a complete straight face — get this woman a raise! [Salon via The…

Kentucky man, Antoine Banks, found a creative new place to hide his illegal substances from police. After a routine traffic stop, cops found a bag of saliva saliva and liquid codeine in his car, so they decided to give him a pat down. During the pat down, they found a bag of cocaine in the…

Want your peen to look two inches bigger? No, this is not spam from a third world pyramid scheme promising to enlarge your manhood. Designer and reality TV show whore Andrew Christian has invented underpants with a padded cup bulge built into each pair. And it's surprisingly life-like and, get this, uncircumcised! Basically,…

Hi kiddies, it's time for your science lesson of the day. I have learned of a rare condition called diphallus in which a man can have duplicate penises. There have only been about 100 cases reported in the world since 1609 ... so it's really, really rare. Usually, only one of the penises is fully…

In Eugene, Or., a hotel owner held a decidedly raunchy party in which she told employee attendees to play a game that involved her husband's penis. To find out what that sexy game was, and what else happened at the perverted party, read the rest ...

A 21-year-old Australian tattoo artist is facing two counts of assault after inking an unwanted tattoo on his friend's back. The 25-year-old victim didn't really want a tattoo in the first place, but the artist in question convinced him to get a ying yang symbol with some dragons. That sounds fugly enough, yet eve…

Slate's Dear Prudence has gotten a letter from a woman with a real problem on her hands: her man has a tiny penis. She's 30, and he's a great guy, but his penis is so small, after Googling the matter, she came to the conclusion that he may have a "micropenis." What's the…

Did you think you'd found the man of your dreams, only to discover he only had one penis? I hate it when that happens! Thankfully, if your boyfriend or husband suffers from the dreaded mono-penis, there is a cure. It's called Peniplus, and by taking just a few pills a day, your man will start…

But say your lover's penis is small. I'm talking really small. A micro-penis. Well, if size really does matter to him, and to you, there are some surgical and non-surgical options to help with that. [Read more ...

"I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I'd take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don't keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance." —Mark Wahlberg on stealing his 13-inch-porno peen from the set of "Boogie Nights." Sigh. We…

If I could, I’d swap my penis for a vagina. Just for a day. I’m both physically and emotionally attached to my urinary and reproductive pleasure nodule. But I’d be lying if I wrote that I’m not curious as to what it’s like to have a secret garden. This curiosity does not call into questio…

Simply Irresistible

Over the years, we've poked fun at a lot of "based on a true story" movies that turned out to be bullshit. But then we thought that maybe we should stop giving Hollywood shit for embellishing history a bit if it lets them tell a slightly better story. So instead, we decided to give Hollywood…

As you slog your way through the myriad not-yet-April Fools' Day pranks that plague this nation, revel in this: no one has ever pranked someone better than Michael Jackson pranked Russell Crowe, and he did it for years. In an interview with The Guardian, Crowe revealed that despite having never met Jackson,…