What's the betting'll be commemmorated by another fuckload of aritcles rehashing the leftovers of stuff we already knew spliced with bits of information that's never been reported before largely due to its irrelevance?

has found a napkin thought to have belonged to Kurt Cobain MERE MOMENTS before his death. On it are inscribed the words "dave grole is gay IDST". Could this have been the first evidence of a secretly planned Cobain concept album? Courtney Love has acquired the rights to the napkin and commissioned Ben Elton to start work on a rewrite immediately.