I'm pretty sure it is because I am not at all attractive after the second date when the women realize the sarcasm and goofiness is great on a first date, but completely awful to wake up to Sunday morning.

As a married Farker of 10 years who has had sex twice in the last 24 months, resentment and depression (hers not mine) are the two big reasons on that list. That and I'm too damn tired from work and being told "not tonight" all the farking time.

jayphat:As a married Farker of 10 years who has had sex twice in the last 24 months, resentment and depression (hers not mine) are the two big reasons on that list. That and I'm too damn tired from work and being told "not tonight" all the farking time.

Never understood this one. I know stereotypes get started for a reason, but I was with my ex-wife for 11 years and had sex usually twice a day until the day I left. Hell, I WISHED the stereotype was true when I was growing up. My folks were farking 3-4 times a week until I moved out so that would put them in their 50s at the time. I bought my first walkman with birthday money for that reason alone, lol.

OgreMagi:I can have sex any time I want. Except I have standards. No fat women.

I regularly get shot down by a calibre women on internet dating sites who would be all-up-ons if we was at a bar. Its like once they have the anonymity of the internet they become the female equivilent of Studman69

Oldiron_79:OgreMagi: I can have sex any time I want. Except I have standards. No fat women.

I regularly get shot down by a calibre women on internet dating sites who would be all-up-ons if we was at a bar. Its like once they have the anonymity of the internet they become the female equivilent of Studman69

Oldiron_79:OgreMagi: I can have sex any time I want. Except I have standards. No fat women.

I regularly get shot down by a calibre women on internet dating sites who would be all-up-ons if we was at a bar. Its like once they have the anonymity of the internet they become the female equivilent of Studman69

Heh. The downsides of dating on the "Russian Sniperz 4 u" dating site..

Never understood this one. I know stereotypes get started for a reason, but I was with my ex-wife for 11 years and had sex usually twice a day until the day I left. Hell, I WISHED the stereotype was true when I was growing up. My folks were farking 3-4 times a week until I moved out so that would put them in their 50s at the time. I bought my first walkman with birthday money for that reason alone, lol.

I don't understand it either. My wife, however, understands it perfectly it would seem.

Never understood this one. I know stereotypes get started for a reason, but I was with my ex-wife for 11 years and had sex usually twice a day until the day I left. Hell, I WISHED the stereotype was true when I was growing up. My folks were farking 3-4 times a week until I moved out so that would put them in their 50s at the time. I bought my first walkman with birthday money for that reason alone, lol.

As someone who gets screwed maybe 1/3 as much as 4 years ago (and I'm only engaged, not even married yet), I was going to respond with something bitter. Instead I shall say I'm happy for you, and here's hoping your good fortune continues.

I suppose it falls under exhaustion, but how about kiddus interruptus? It's like the little tyrants sense that mom and dad are getting frisky and blam! "Mom, I frew up." "Dad, I had a nightmare." If we get a night of uninterrupted peace and quiet, we get nervous and go check on them.

Saborlas:Since it's from Fox, I presume the reasons are Obama, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and brown people in general.

1) Politics tab is a few over.2) "Brown people" is a racial slur used by the KKK and anyone else who thinks that certain Caucasians aren't white enough to be "white". Oddly, the only people I hear use it tend to be people lost on their way to the politics tab.