Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Before you hug an Aussie, make sure they do not have killer spiders in their hair, or death adders in their pockets, or gators in their pants. Because Australia is not like your home town, and they just might.

I was once in Darwin, on military orders, which showed me going on to Perth. A pretty Australian lass at immigration asked me if I was going on to pith. I said , “No, I didn't have to." I was very embarrassed after I realized what she was asking. I would pick her. She was very good natured.