Ross says - "put it on rail"
Stryder says "conditions are pumping" while sitting on his shortboard on the inside wearing an 80lb backpack with antennae
Peter Mel - goes super serious and smile free (with perfect posture) for an entire dawn patrol
Joel - looks 5' above the camera grinning like he's looking at boobs
Whoever's turn it is to stand in the dressing room awkwardly digging through a pro's quiver hoping he/she doesn't 1) have someone naked behind them 2) find something really personal 3) get run off by security during live broadcast

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A horse walks in to a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

what is the deal with Kaipo? I understand he's new and is at a loss for words sometimes.. but someone go watch that interview with jordy after his win over zeke lau... Kaipo is like grinding his teeth and his whole face and neck are tensed up.. looks like hes rolling balls on adderall on somthing