Now You Can Pay $85 To Look Like You Spilled Starbucks On Your Shirt

Are you sick of spilling hot coffee on a white shirt and not paying an exorbitant amount of money for it? Well then you’re in luck, because Starbucks, Nordstrom and designer Alexander Wang have teamed up to sell you an $85 T-shirt, complete with a faux Starbucks stain.

Wang’s creation is just one of a handful of high-fashion meets chain store coffee designs crafted to mark Starbucks’ 40th anniversary. And while all are pricey, only this tee manages to make you look like a clumsy buffoon who is also willing to spend $85 for a plain, white poly/cotton blend shirt.

We think would be the optimal time for a company like OxyClean to sell an $85 shirt with no stain on it and say it demonstrates how well their product removes traces of a Starbucks spill.