I'd like to see a book where it shows:
Vetinari pre Patrician
What happened in Uberwald (coughmargolottacough!)
A little bit of history as to the Vetinari family. We have been told they are a powerful and influential family but who are they and who is in it, other than his Aunty that is!

ive always wanted the last terry pratchett book to be called the lost king

Carrot accidentally becomes king (Because there is always a king lying around somewhere) and all the while he doesnt want to be king

the patrician doesnt want him as king (Could mean he has to take care of carrot himself rather than use other assassins because Comander vimes is always at his side and not even the best assassins has managed to kill vimes off yet) So the patrician has to take to getting rid of carrot on his own (NOW WE WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT)

The wizzards don't want him as king but they don't like to get involved with such affairs but they don't like change
The merchants want him as king because it adds to the prestige of ank

The guards don't want a king but they have to uphold the law and the law states they have to protect the king

Angua could run the 100 metres (in about three seconds!)
Carrot could do weightlifting
Colon could do Archery
Buggy Swires could do the wrestling
Nobby could go in for the ladies shotput and be disqualified for being a er, a er... human being..er..
The Librarian could do the hoops (he'd enjoy that)
Cheery could do the drugs testing
Otto Chriek could do the photos
Edward de Worde could do the commentray and sports reviews
The post office could issue a new stamp