Listen to Robert Emmerich introduce The Big Apple, a hit song from 1937. Music written by Bob and performed by Tommy Dorsey's Clambake Seven with Bob on piano. Lyrics written by Buddy Bernier and sung by Edythe Wright. Audio provided by Dorothy Emmerich.

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Mario Persico
11/10/03
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Half the customers never even got the joke. Just like now when after ordering a pizza they always ask: “how long will that be” my reply is “ It won’t, it will be round” Nothing ..crickets, most of the time.. No sense of humor these people. whaaddayagunnado??

Google BooksThe Ultimate Book of Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes
By James Buffington
Berkeley, CA: Ulysses Press
2010
Pg. 81:
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders pizza. Then he asks his blonde waitress, “Will my pizza be long?”

“No, sir,” the blonde replied. “It will be round.”

Google BooksFood Jokes For Kids 4
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2015
Pg. ?:
Waiter, will my pizza be long?
No sir, it will be round!