It's so beautifully arranged on the plate -- you know someone's fingershave been all over it. -- Julia Child on nouvelle cuisine.

#5310

Just a few of the perfect excuses for having some strawberry shortcake.Pick one.

(1) It's less calories than two pieces of strawberry shortcake. (2) It's cheaper than going to France. (3) It neutralizes the brownies I had yesterday. (4) Life is short. (5) It's somebody's birthday. I don't want them to celebrate alone. (6) It matches my eyes. (7) Whoever said, "Let them eat cake." must have been talking to me. (8) To punish myself for eating dessert yesterday. (9) Compensation for all the time I spend in the shower not eating. (10) Strawberry shortcake is evil. I must help rid the world of it. (11) I'm getting weak from eating all that healthy stuff. (12) It's the second anniversary of the night I ate plain broccoli.

#5311

Killing turkeys causes winter.

#5312

Kissing don't last, cookery do. -- George Meredith

#5313

Kitchen activity is highlighted. Butter up a friend.

#5314

Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke upthe pillow was gone. -- Tommy Cooper

#5315

Last week's pet, this week's special.

#5316

Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.

#5317

Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it. You have toeat it nevertheless. -- Flaubert