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elemental

to eat with gusto. Total domination is apparently performed by groups of hippies sitting around a campfire when a pot of stew is offered. Undoubtedly, the urge to totally dominate a stew is caused by the munchies after totally dominating a blunt or five.

a paid bully. lifeguards are completely worthless, as their job description requires them to work on their tan for 8 hours a day, bleach their hair, and blow an air horn at anyone in water above their waist.

That lifeguard has honked at us three times, even though these crummy east coast waves aren't enough to drown my kneecaps. Just keep ignoring him; maybe he'll call in the unarmed beach cops.