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Movie Quotes - - Quotes and Lyrics ... - StumbleUponAnchorman Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003. Ohh, it's a deep burn! It's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting, but I did over a thousand.41 Reasons Why You’re Still Single1. Watching every episode of Arrested Development a hundred times takes up a lot of your free time. 2. You already have three husbands you are very devoted to. Their names are Aaron Sorkin, Jay Gatsby and Binge Eating.

Math doesn't suck, you do.Every time I hear someone say "I suck at math," I immediately think he or she is a moron. If you suck at math, what you really suck at is following instructions. This shirt is birth control.Things people say in the courtroomThe following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same nose you broke as a child?"Witness: "I only have one, you know." Lawyer: "Now, Mrs.

Michelle Jenneke 'Creeper' Is Everyone On The Internet Right NowWhile the innocence of 19-year-old Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke's warm-up routine is debatable, there's no two ways about the slow-motion re-cut of it that went viral last week. Yes, her milkshake brought all the boys to the Web. And now that collective leer has its own avatar: the Creeper. Digitom Productions posted a spoof in which a lad (that's Canadian for "bro," right?) gawks and gesticulates while Jenneke gyrates on the starting block. Like millions of other people -- members of the sports blogosphere definitely included -- he's shameless, gross and totally predictable.

One Liners > Robert Schmidt 09Horses just naturally have Mohawk haircuts. Every day, the hummingbird eats its own weight in food. You may wonder how it weighs the food. It doesn't. It just eats another hummingbird.Top 50 Photos Taken at The Perfect TimeTo make a perfect photograph you need a good camera, steady arm, a lot of luck and a perfect moment. A perfect moment is an extraordinary point in time when something happens that is worth capturing and making immortal for the benefit of whole human kind. Check out the coolest photo gallery we have compiled for you; these are top 50 photos taken at the perfect time.

For '90s Kids Like MeIf you’re like me and you grew up in the ’90s playing with Ninja Turtles action figures while watching Power Rangers as you sat next to your video cassette of Space Jam, your Goldeneye cartridge as you hummed “Hakkunah Matatah,” you’ll appreciate this post. It’s an avalanche of nostalgia that will cause you to daydream away the better part of the afternoon as you long for your lost youth. Or at least it might make you go open that box of old toys in the basement.

18 Tips For Drinking Alone“The other day I got invited to a party, But I stayed home instead, Just me and my pal Johnny Walker, And his brothers Black and Red, And we drank alone, Yeah, with nobody else, Yeah, you know when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself.”- George Thorogood 1. Apparently, drinking alone is one of the warning signs of both alcoholism and depression. Hey, go tell it to Hemingway, dweeb. 2.Johnny CarsonUpload Subscription preferences Loading... Working... Johnny Carson

Cute Little SpidersCute Little Jumping Spiders Posted on 05 July 2009 Jumping spiders comprise the famliy Salticidae, the largest and most diverse of spider families (ah, a melting pot), with between 4,000 and 5,000 species described. I love these little creatures. I find them all over my house. They aren’t leggy enough to trigger my arachnophobia, their turret heads remind me of tanks (always an endearing image), and those eyes look alien and intelligent.

Chinese Girls With & Without Their MakeupFrom Tiexue: Not much to explain…without makeup, they’re either aunties or monsters, even possibly men Comments from Tiexue: mn45265:The Life of Python - 20 Greatest Monty Python SketchesThe Holy Grail of Python’s 20 most hilarious sketches, celebrating their 40th anniversary. This Anniversary Special marks the day that Monty Python made its sparkling debut on television when the very first episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus was aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969. The irresistible Oxbridge partnership of John Cleese , Eric Idle , Graham Chapman , Michael Palin and Terry Jones , mixed with the dazzlingly surreal artworks of American Terry Gilliam , celebrates four decades and 45 episodes of risqué silliness. The comedy of Monty Python was streaks ahead of its time.