Lisa: You know, if we get through to just that one little girl, it'll all be worth it!Stacy Lavelle: Yes. Particularly if that little girl happens to pay $46,000 for that doll.Lisa: What?Stacy Lavelle: Oh, nothing.

(At the toy store)Lisa: I'm warning you, Mom, I may get a little crazy.Marge: I understand. When I was your age--Lisa: (attacking another girl) Hey, horseface, get your ugly paws off that summer fun set!