Basket full of roofies for trick-or-treaters because my neighborhood frats hard. TFM.-Arkansas

Enjoy prison, psycho.

What did the active ghost say to the pledge ghost? “Do not SPOOK until SPOOKEN to!” It’s a TFM.-Illinois

And now I fucking hate Halloween.

Checking your bank account before every drink you order at the bar. Not because you’re worried about affording it, but because you want the girl you’re ordering for to peek at your balance. TFM.–Alabama

You are the king of the douches.

Drinking all your drinks, alcoholic or not, out of a beer bong. TFM.-Illinois

Filling a beer bong with Lucky Charms and milk for breakfast tomorrow.

Shitting in the display toilet at Lowe’s while your massive cock hangs over the edge of the toilet seat. TFTC.-California

Gross, dude.

Putting catnip on the tip of your dick so the frat cat can lick it with its raspy tongue. TFM.–School o’ Da Hard Knocks

Peanut butter on your balls for the frat hound wasn’t getting you off anymore?

Nothing like waking up to some slampakes after a good nights exercise, “TFM”-Texas

A comma and quotation marks? That’s not how we do things around here.

Get to the castle, pop a cherry, blow a line like Rick Perry. Slap a slut on the butt then give the boys a “what what.” Hop in the tahoe, swervin’ while rubbing my girl’s camel toe. See my sister walkin’ to class, ass like a baboon, the things I’d do to spoon. TFM.–California

Pass the mic to me, so I can strangle you with it.

Seriously, watch your children.

I hope that WNBA game was exciting.

Gotta pay dues somehow, I guess.

Dual TKE monster trucks scream overcompensation.

This is why your chapter couldn’t meet its philanthropy quota.

The Big Bang Theory poster in the background shouldn’t be overlooked.

This guy is the opposite of The Fonz.

Reversing traditional sex roles. TFM.

The Duke is turning in his grave.

The Space Jam thigh tat on chicken legs.

If you’re going to dress like a lady, at least sit like one.

Pledge passed out and woke up with the preamble written on his back, and that guy’s tongue in his ear.