I got tickets to see Motorhead on Halloween...I guess its supposed to be their only show in North America this year, hopefully it will be a bad ass show.In other(not so good) news, my little brothers duplex burned down.Nobody was home at the time so that was good, and to be honest he didnt really have any cool stuff to speak... Read More

Sorry I got your message a little late...no computer access regularly. I am also in the process of remodeling my mom's house. It's great isn't it!!!! I want to hang myself with an electrical cord. And it always make me smile to hear from you also. Now I have to say that if I ever have money again I know you have a spare room for me to stay in and I'm handy with home repairs and decorating as well. Talk to you soon babe!

I am glad to hear all is going well with your renovations. Mine hit a stand still last week cuz I came down with a nasty little sinus infection. FUN FUN FUN! Anyway maybe one day I will get up your way ar you down mine and we can have a drink. Thanks for being a friend.

I hate my neighbors kids, all 734 of them.There is really only eight of them, but they are like a pack of feral dogs roaming the streets of my once quiet neighborhood.They stand around my yard waiting for me to come out, so they can harass me about swimming in my pool.As if I want a bunch of little kids peeing in... Read More

1.I saw a guy almost poke out his eye with a shovel
2.After I got home from work, the cops showed up at my house.......turns out they were at the wrong house...fuck ya!
3.Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
4. I found three lighters and... Read More

1) Trainspotting is the fucking shit. A work of diatribal genius and I want to fuck Irvine Welsh's brain for fucking writing it.

2) The cops being lost on your doorstep is Kharmic. Revel in it.

3) Couch treasures rule. An old man from a church knocked on my door on a super hot day, so I invited him in and gave him tea and listened to him babble about God (not like I don't know enough all ready. I know god damns it and god blesses sneezers) ... Three days later I found a silver dollar from 1887 in my cushions. FUCK YES. Thats worth way more than a dollar.

4) Peoples self injury stories are fun... Even better when you eyewitness the eye gouging.

5) Fucking Thai food. Nuff said.

6) You sent me a comment complimenting my eyes...

7) I must respond with "Your lips are wow... so lush and juicy and perfectly shaped"