Party Python = A freak of nature!

At nearly eight feet long, this candy beast is sure to be the hit of your next party.

This ain't no joke. The Party Python is 100% real, 100% delicious, and 100% for sale.

It's long, it's thick, and it's shaped like a... snake!

The Party Python is gargantuan. It's almost 8 feet long and weighs a tad over 26 pounds!

Bust this sucker out as the dessert at Thanksgiving dinner, and we're certain you'll knock everyone out of their post-meal daze.

The Party Python boasts an impressive length of nearly 8 feet.

Did we mention that it's freakin' huge?

The vitals on the Party Python are mind-numbingly awesome. This candy snack weighs nearly 27 pounds (12.2 kilograms) and packs a walloping 36,720 calories (that's 18.36 days of an adult's recommended daily allowance). Dang.

This amazing gummy treat consists of over 12 pounds (5.8 kg) of sugar. Yeah, that "King" Size Snickers Bar ain't got nothing on the Party Python!

The sheer size of the Party Python will stop even the most aggressive partygoer dead in their tracks.

An amazing work of art that just happens to be edible

The creators of the Party Python care deeply about the quality of their products. It took months of painstaking work for the designer to hand-carve the overwhelming number of intricate details on the Party Python.

This constricting candy snake features amazingly detailed eyes, elaborate and blended coloring, ridges where the snake naturally coils, and thousands of realistic scales. It's almost a shame to eat this thing. Almost.

Your guests will be captivated by the stunning details of the Party Python.

Feed yourself and your 305 closest friends

The Party Python can be divided into 306 servings of 40 grams and 120 calories each. Yeah, you may want to bust out the chainsaw for that. This gummy snake can feed an army!

Thankfully, the gigantic gummy Party Python has a shelf life of a year.

Available in two dual-flavor combos

The Party Python is currently available in two flavor combinations: Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry and Blue Raspberry & Green Apple.

Each of the Party Pythons colors corresponds directly to its flavor. For example, the dark blue areas of the Red Cherry & Blue Raspberry Party Python will taste like blue raspberry and the red areas will taste like cherry.

The Party Python is available in two dual-flavor combinations.

Nutritional Information

When broken down into 306 servings, the Party Python seems a bit more manageable. The point is that this colossal candy snack is for large groups... or insanely dedicated lovers of delicious gummy.

And it's got scales and dual flavors! Available in many flavor combos.

Frequently Asked Questions

Question: How long will it last?

Answer: The Party Python enjoys a year-long shelf life! Our only suggestion is to keep it out of direct sunlight and extreme heat.

Question: Is it kosher, halal, or vegetarian?

Answer: No. The gelatin is from a pork source.

Question: If I ate the entire Party Python in one sitting, will I die?

Answer: Probably. Well, actually, you probably couldn't ingest 26-pounds of candy. If you could, your stomach would probably burst. Long before that, however, you would be vomiting like a fraternity pledge during new student week. Remember, the Party Python is designed to be shared!

Question: Don't you think this is a bit absurd for a piece of candy?

Answer: You must be new to our website. You need to check out this, this, this, this, this, and this. Oh, and this. While we're at it, check out this. It's not candy, but it is absurdly large.

Question: Which is a better center piece? This or the Party Bear?

Answer: I suppose that depends on what type of party you're having. Perhaps the Party Bear is more appropriate for formal affairs as it also doubles as a serving bowl. The Party Python performs no such double duty. It's all about the business of being ridiculously large and extremely tasty.

Question: Does it actually taste good?

Answer: The Party Python, like all of our delicious gummy, tastes amazing. It is hand made in the USA by a small candy company that prides itself on quality. I've personally visited their operation and it, like the taste of their gummy, is top-notch. These confectioners really care about what they do.

Question: It's expensive. What should I do?

Answer: Think of the Party Python like a Lamborghini. Sure, a Datsun will get you from A to B, but wouldn't you rather show up at the party in the Lambo? Exactly.

We know you can toss out a bowl of regular sized gummies at your next party, but imagine the look on your guests' faces when you unveil the Party Python. I mean... it's a 26-pound piece of candy! Don't over-think it. Just buy, buy, buy! There is zero possibility of regret when it comes to the Party Python.

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Blue Raspberry & Green Apple

$149.99

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