ALIEN INVASION, EXTINCTION OF MANKIND, TO BEGIN NEXT YEAR

December 4 2011

Moscow, Russia – There have been many predictions about the end of the world, all of which, obviously, have fallen flat. After all, the world is still here. One day the world will end, no debate on that. The sun will expand, burn off all remaining life on the surface, and then contract to a cold, dead body leaving Earth a rock floating in space. That will happen, its science.

Whether or not mankind makes it to that point is a different issue entirely. Most people aren’t really all that concerned about the ultimate fate of the planet, and few of the predictions about the end of the world even discuss that. For most tales of the apocalypse, the story revolves around the end of humanity not the world itself, and so some long distant destruction of the planet is really not all that interesting, but the end of human beings certainly is.

Now, that end may truly be upon us. Keeping in line with some many predictions about the end coming in 2012, Russia website Pravda is reporting that three massive alien spaceships are currently orbiting Pluto, long kept a secret by the American government, ready to rain destruction down on humanity within the year.

“Three giant spaceships are heading towards Earth. The largest one of them is 240 kilometers wide. Two others are smaller. At present, the objects are beyond the orbit of Pluto,” wrote the site about the impending end of all humanity. “They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars's orbit. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event. The ships will reach Earth in December 2012.”

The attack will likely coincide with the Mayan prediction about the end of the world, give or take a few days, in December 2012.

It’s believed that the American government has long known about this eventuality and has either done nothing to prevent it, or has worked out some kind of deal for the top hierarchy in that country.

“Personally I would like to see this evidence before making a firm comment on it one way or the other but if ships are indeed present in our solar system it is entirely possible that they are readying themselves for an attack, perhaps doing some last minute drills and training,” said Scrape TV Science analyst Dr. Howard Poe. “It’s pretty hard to believe that three ships would be sent to destroy us. Because of the size of the planet you would think that a little more force would be needed, but then we know nothing about their weaponry. It is likely very, very powerful.”

According to the same report the aliens have already visited here a number of times, likely scouting out our defences and weaknesses.

“It is possible that these aliens, if they are really here, are actually on a mission of peace. If that is the case our reaction to them could determine their response. In many ways we could in theory bring about our own destruction by overacting to their presence, which would not be good,” continued Poe. “I really hope that this doesn’t happen. I’ve been planning a trip with the wife to the Mediterranean for 2013 and those plans would pretty much be ruined by an alien invasion or boiling seas or whatever people say is coming to destroy us.”

Most apocalypse experts recommend not planning beyond Christmas 2012 just in case.