The New York Daily News said that Gibson had “agreed to take $140 for a ‘really good time,’” but that no sexual activity took place in the end.

Or anywhere else for that matter. Ba-dum-dum.

Back in August, the News reported that “Hinkle—who voted for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage—described himself as an ‘in shape married professional, 5'8'', fit 170 pounds and love getting and staying naked.’” Gibson decided to leave when he found out Hinkle was a politician.

“It is no secret that many Republicans are closeted homosexuals, while at the same time preaching anti-gay messages and protesting gay marriage,” Flava Works says in a press release. “Now, with DeJuan Diamond starring online on sites like CocoDorm.com and ThugBoy.com, Republicans will be able to enjoy the men they love right from the comfort of their home or offices.”

And yet so many politicians still manage to get caught with their pants down … in public.