Now, I want to let people know that I want to help make the foundation grow. So, here are a few of my ideas that could be useful.

Idea #1: A pink man sized Tyrannosaurus that is sentient and works at the foundation.

Idea #2: A wondertainment item that lets you create spreading but harmless fires, plagues, and pest swarms. It is called The Simulaster Disastor (yes disastor not disaster.)

Idea #3: A computer virus that can actualy infect people by installing it onto a computer owned by a user. It turns them into a real life glitch (Say, rapid movements and ragdoll-like movements. like in SFM or Gmod.)

1. Sentience isn't enough for even a janitorial job. You'd need sapience, and besides, I really don't think the Foundation would employ a T-rex given that their tiny arms don't make for the best dexterity. The Foundation contains anomalies, first and foremost.

2. How are these things kid-friendly? How are plagues "harmless"? How would anyone be able to "play" with any of these things?

3. I think there was a draft like this that already got posted and removed from the site. We've also already got a human glitch article.

5. Sounds like a discount Mr. Deeds. The whole "non-human servitude individual" trope is kind of overplayed now anyway.

Last. Why English? Why does it need to talk anyway? How does a virus cause an allergy? What are these signals? This one makes the least amount of sense, and seems kind of randomly put-together.

To quote vezaz, "Get away from "type of object" or "sort of creature" and instead start thinking about stories you want to tell. Start looking for moments in your everyday life that give you pause, that are unusual, or that make you go off into a daydream. Then think about bringing the reader to that same moment."

Ideally, the parts of an SCP article should harmonize with whatever "beyond being just another locked-up thing" narrative going on. Just slapping random effects together doesn't really make for consistently good ideas.

Well in some times and places slaves did janitorial labor and didn't get paid either and they were sapient. I don't think you need to be paid or be sapient to do "a job" if it is a job that someone could be getting paid to do but isn't. Otherwise manufacturing robots wouldn't be replacing factory workers.