Chief Keef vs. Katy Perry

Of all the things you'd expect Chief Keef to beef against – sobriety, rival gangs, the laws of society – Katy Perry probably didn't make the list. However, when Keef caught wind that Perry did not think highly of his track "I Hate Being Sober," the rapper responded by calmly threatening to "smack the shit" out of Perry as well as recommending she "suck skin off my dick." Katy, perhaps genuinely frightened by Keef's reputation, was quick to assuage the situation by complimenting "I Don't Like." The two tweeted apologies to one another and order was restored in the world.