Pour One Out For America’s Most Boring Couple

It was the ending that everyone no one saw coming: Nick Viall and Vanessa Grimaldi have broken up.

It seems like it was a million years ago, but it’s only been a mere five months since Nick got down on one knee and asked the Canadian special education teacher to marry him. Since then, we’ve been subjected to sappy social media posts from both parties, such as:

A post shared by VanessaGrimaldi (@vanessagrimaldi30) on Mar 13, 2017 at 8:41pm PDT

But alas, all was not well in their international relationship. Rumors swirled almost from the beginning that it was not a match made in heaven, and on Friday, the pair finally called it quits, issuing an exclusive statement to E! News:

It’s with a great amount of heartbreak for the both us as we have decided to end our engagement. We gave this relationship our all and we are saddened that we did not get the fairytale ending we hoped for. We will continue to be there for each other no matter what. This hasn’t been an easy decision, however, as we part ways, we do so with lots of love and admiration for each other.

Should we start a betting pool on how long it is before we get the same announcement from Rachel and Bryan? .

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Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, documenting her love of all things cheese related, and hosting the new PGP podcast Don't Take It From Us. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.