But you don't use your numbers...I think that's the difference. Guys who use Jr. aren't generally douchey (I'm pretty fond of Robert Downey, Jr.), but if they openly use II or III or IV (etc.), then it always seems like an asshole red flag.

Not sure he gets to choose whether to use the numerals or not in an official court filing, if that's his legal name. Still all sorts of things wrong with this story.

Get with it, old man. Nothing is extreme (or even XTREME) anymore. Everything is EPIC!!!!!! Absolutely everything. Epic runs, Epic rides, Epic races. It is kind of like the word "classy". If someone uses the word, you can guarantee that it is not.