Now that you are paying attention, it's that time again. Time to enlist to kick some rebel rear!

DA SETUPDuck Warsthree thousand two hundred forty-two years, seven months, two weeks, three days, seven hours, six minutes, and 14.34578978 seconds in the future there is a war going on between the Humanity Union Meta Bureau of Unlimited Gruesomeness and the Federal Republics of Orion are at War. An epic struggle takes place among the stars. Fleets numbering in the thousands do battle over pivotal locations. Each one flinging the fury of a hundred suns at each other. This has nothing to do with New Townston, a colony on a small backwater world belonging to H.U.M.B.U.G., except that a band of resistance fighters has now taken root. And pouring liquid oxygen over the whole damn mess is a recon pilot whose been shot down. And for the piece de resistance, the town has been conscripted to fix both problems. There goes the the neighborhood.

DA ROLESHUMBUG InfantryYou've been assigned the task of ridding your town of the resistance fighters that have cropped up as well as capturing the recon pilot for interrogation. There are also rumors of an alien menace terrorizing the citizenry, investigate and neutralize any threat. Failure in these objectives will result in paperwork, lots and lots of paperwork.

The Commander(1) Elected: Due to some flub up at central, the town is left with out a commanding officer, so they elect one. As the CO you have several abilities:This is a democracy: you cast two votes instead of one. Discipline is the root of efficiency:This is war, efficiency is the key to victory so lynching two people at a time is more efficient and helps get the troops to work a little harder to find those pesky resistance fighters. Can be declared twice.Surrounded by a layer of ablative meat:You're the CO, you don't take bullets your troops take bullets for you. Cannot be killed at night while both of his Honor Guard troops are alive, lynching is fair game though.Fire at will: For one night all your non-specialists will be able to kill one other person. Use with caution because your Honor Guard is reduced by one for the night.

The Exec(1)Elected: You ran for the top slot but couldn't cut it. But hey, being second in command has it's own perks.You're all on KP duty!:When things get out of hand you can cancel a lynch and put everyone on KP duty for the remainder of the day. Can be used twice. If used during a double lynch only one of them is spared.Surrounded by a layer of ablative meat:You're the CO, you don't take bullets your troops take bullets for you. Cannot be killed at night while both of his Honor Guard troops are alive, lynching is fair game though.Burning through the ranks:If The Commander is killed You become The Commander with all the powers and responsibilities all one shot abilities are restored and can be used along with you're normal abilities.

The Tank(1): You're a bloody tank. No one takes you down on the first try and you kill people and break their stuff, with kiloton yields. You have two night lives every night (tanks can be repaired) and get one kill every night. Attacking the paranoid, being attacked by the Demolitions expert, or getting lynched is an instakill.

INFINTOPS(1): You're the intel guy, you've got dirt on almost everyone.Background check: reveals whether someone is HUMBUG Infantry or an impostor. If used on the Downed Recon Pilot, it's an insta-capture. can be used twiceHEY THAT'S NOT YOUR UNIFORM!: can check the results of any vote to find out how many enemies voted.

Medic(2): You took and oath long ago to “Do no harm,” well at least not directly. You can protect one person a night, but you can't protect each other.

Black Ops (1): You are a black angel come from the heavens to bring fear to your enemies. You appear as a regular grunt to the Bug Man. You can kill anyone, anytime, but only once.

Paranoid (1): Gunfire, explosion and the muzak of the combat make you jumpy, really jumpy. You kill the first person that comes near you every night. The only exceptions are the Demolitions Expert and the Black Ops guy.

Quartermaster (1): You know people, people that do shady, but nowhere near treasonous things. You know the role of one of the infantry, you can completely trust this person.

Honor Guard (2): Your job is to take a bullet for the under-qualified, over-paid Brass. Sucks to be you.

Grunt (the rest of the lot): You stand at attention, get shot at, and lynch people to relieve the tedium. If you're lucky you live to fight another day. If you're really lucky you get to shoot back. If you're unlucky, well good luck being a human shield, hope you already got life insurance.

La Resistance!VIVA LA REVOLUTION! You are tired of the way this way has brought out the worst in the government. Your solution? Rebel and establish a new government. or at least not get deaded. Your goal is to outnumber the HUMBUG Infantry, kill or capture the recon pilot, and kill the Black Marketeer and the Schlockinator.

Chief (1): You're tha big cheese of this group of misfits. You are cunning, your armed, and, most importantly, you've got cunning, dangerous friends to help you kill people and break stuff.Smoke and mirrors: You can cancel one lynch, in the event of a double lynch, you cancel both of them. Can be used once.Hard ball: You can arrange for someone break someone else's legs. This person can't do anything for two cycles. Passive abilities such as night lives and reflex killings still work. Does not work on the Tank. HE DRIVES A FRIGGIN' TANK!Hiding in plain sight: You appear as a simple HUMBUG Infantryman. While in this state, you are immune from attacks.Let's blow shit up: You appear as a resistance fighter. You can kill people and break their stuff. You can be attacked, but you can shoot back. triggered by A ) sending in a kill. B ) losing the rest of your team.

Demolitions Expert (1): You love your job, I mean REALLY love your job. You blow stuff up. You're also the only person that can one shot the tank. You can plant as many bombs and IDE's as you like, but you can have two in circulation. They explode on command or when you die. If a person with a bomb is killed, the bomb is gone. Poof, bye-bye. You can't blow up a bomb on the same night that you plant one, and you can only plant one bomb a night.

Bug Man (1): You're the electronics expert. You ride info currents as easily as you breath. This gives you some special abilities.Ghost in the machine: You can gather clues to a person's true role, but only once. You can use this ability once every cycle, but be forewarned, they know you're out there.Bug in the system: You're bugs are the best. You can get much better intel than the INFINTOPS guy, but at a price. While you can find out the true role of one person, you can only do it once. You can't use this on anyone who you have already used the GITM ability on.

Bob (2): Nondescript, uninteresting, unemotional, You can shoot an entire family in the face and not even flinch. You can kill once a night.

NeutralYou're not for any of the above sides. Your goals are all different but one thing's for sure, you REALLY wish th HUMBUG was dead dead DEAD!

The Recon Pilot (1) getting shot down sucks. Getting shot down while over a rinky dink planet sucks even more. And being behind enemy lines just seems par for the course. You want off this damn rock and the only way to do it is to find a smuggler. if your attacked at night by the tank at anytime, or by anyone else while searching for the Black Marketeer, you'll be captured. instead of killed. The difference is that you can vote until the end of the game and are protected from further attacks. You just can't go anywhere. you can still be lynched though. If captured, the side that captures the Recon Pilot gets a boost during the next night or until the end of the game. Boosts include: Non-kill roles get a onetime chance to kill, Extra night life for kill roles. + 25% chance of survival, extra lynch cancel, extra Fire at Will, and extra shots on limited abilities for detectives.Button up: You kill anyone who attacks you. It doesn't matter who and what manner. Unless it's the Tank then I guess it's a good thing you have a spare set of knickers.Roll out:You're looking for the Black Marketeer. You pq the GM the person you're going to visit. If it is the Black Marketeer, yippee you're off this rock. If it isn't, well you just have to wait until tomorrow night. Since you listen before rushing in, you can't be killed by the paranoid.

The Black Marketeer (1): You look pretty and smile No one suspects you, but you deal in, ah, questionable items. Your goal is to live until the end of this whole mess. As a provider of cool, quasi-legal items you have a few tricks up your sleeve. Harmless: you appear as a HUMBUG Infantryman to the INFINTOPS guy. You are immune from attack from the HUMBUG Infantry. You remain in this state until the recon pilot gets off world, dies, or is captured.Mostly Harmless: You can now kill once per night, but you're also vulnerable to attack.For a nominal fee: anyone can come to you for protection, but for a price. You can change the vote of anyone who seeks protection from you at any vote. However, you can only do this once per person and only once per vote. (You can't change seven people's votes on one vote, but you can change their votes over seven votes) Also you operate on a first come first serve basis.

Schlockinator (1): You burn your enemies to ash, then eat them. You love to kill and do it often. You have two night lives period. While you can be lynched, You can take one person down with you. you want to kill everyone except the Black Marketeer.

Narrations will be at 18:00 CST unless stated otherwise. (that's 0:00 GMT) actions end an hour before that.

Clues will come from profiles, comic thumbnails, friends, the first few pages of any comic and the author's notes, favorites, and avatars. They will be hard (as hard as I can make them anyway) and they will be attached to any action. Killings and protections being the most obvious.

I will also incorporate any zany, crazy, inane, asinine, and otherwise weird request you may have into the narrations, if I can. Keep it clean please.

First person to submit an action or vote each cycle gets to request a drawing, which will be displayed in the next narration, quality may be suspect, but I will try my best.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.” -Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

Well I couldn't possibly join without my rival! It just wouldn't be the - OH GOD HE BEAT ME TO IT. D8

Although, this too is part of rivalry. I'll just have to discern whether he actually wants to play or not, then force the opposite decision to create trouble! Of course by announcing this openly, I'm implicitly making it so any decision made is automatically his fault. No one outrivals Ochitsukanai.

Incidentally, good heavens, Monkey, your moustache and beard look so dastardly in that avatar. It's perfect for this game. o_o

Always, I wanna be with mew, and make believe with mewand live in harmony harmony oh nyan

OchitsukanaiWell I couldn't possibly join without my rival! It just wouldn't be the - OH GOD HE BEAT ME TO IT. D8

Although, this too is part of rivalry. I'll just have to discern whether he actually wants to play or not, then force the opposite decision to create trouble! Of course by announcing this openly, I'm implicitly making it so any decision made is automatically his fault. No one outrivals Ochitsukanai.

Incidentally, good heavens, Monkey, your moustache and beard look so dastardly in that avatar. It's perfect for this game. o_o

Of course, what happens if I do not bother to tell you my decision? >:o

OchitsukanaiIncidentally, good heavens, Monkey, your moustache and beard look so dastardly in that avatar. It's perfect for this game. o_o

Yep I am just sitting there thinking of ways to kill you all.

Also who is my rival? If it is no one yet that means there is a job opening for this horrible job market.

OOH OOH I so call dibs. I need a rival! And I hate monkeys. And flying green things. Especially when those flying green things happen to be monkeys. So there.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.” -Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

RengishiThere appear to be only nine spaces is that the limit or is that something I don't get

And Me? plot ya'll's doom? Why would you think that?*hides the plans to destroy you all*

So your plan is to let me play in your game?

@therealtj: And I despise how you have “real” in your name. Is there a “unreal” tj? Or are you trying to say your real as in you don't lie? Or real as in cool? You think ya cool pony boy? Don't come in my house acting all real when my house is imaginary!

TheFlyingGreenMonkey@therealtj: And I despise how you have “real” in your name. Is there a “unreal” tj? Or are you trying to say your real as in you don't lie? Or real as in cool? You think ya cool pony boy? Don't come in my house acting all real when my house is imaginary!

In fact, the real in my title refers to all of those meanings. Not only am I not an impostor, I am unbelievably cool, and completely honest all the time.

And I will not cease my being real merely for your convenience. You don't even technically exist! Even if flying monkeys were possible, they are not canonically green.

“The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush, but unfortunately there are times when it is unavoidable.” -Douglas Adams, The Restaurant At the End of the Universe

TheFlyingGreenMonkey@therealtj: And I despise how you have “real” in your name. Is there a “unreal” tj? Or are you trying to say your real as in you don't lie? Or real as in cool? You think ya cool pony boy? Don't come in my house acting all real when my house is imaginary!

In fact, the real in my title refers to all of those meanings. Not only am I not an impostor, I am unbelievably cool, and completely honest all the time.

And I will not cease my being real merely for your convenience. You don't even technically exist! Even if flying monkeys were possible, they are not canonically green.

Why should I be restrained to reality. Reality = truth = boring. Invention of Lying proved this. I will take my creative make believe any day. Besides If I paint a monkey green and shot them out of a cannon it will be a green monkey that is flying. If I attach a jet pack to a green painted monkey that would be a flying green monkey. Do not argue with my insanity! Do you want me to destroy the town again? I mean come on! You want me to ruin another Salsa game? How much do you hate Salsa?

@Crocty: I thought we were rivals when I first started mainly due to the many times you and I killed each other. But then Ochi had to show me up with infinityrupole that. But don't act like your rivalry is the best. We all know that Roku and Gullas rivalry is the best. I mean she flew out to Iceland just to feed him…FEED HIM A FIST!