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Ah, those were the good old days, back when women knew their place was in the kitchen making dinner for the man of the house and that cleaning was her profession. Back when smoking was good for your health.
How do these smoking companies know women so well? I thought we kept that smoke in the face hypnotic trance thing under wraps. Maybe she likes you because she thinks your gay for smoking a blueberry cigar (it's wild!). And this ad guarantees that you will get smoking satisfaction with out inhaling smoke. You get the chicks and you don't have to inhale? Score.
Don't worry faithful Lucky Strike smokers! By toasting the tobacco we have taken everything harmful out of it so now we can stop discriminating against poor cigarettes. They deserve rights too! Look at the substandard conditions they have. 20 to a pack, it's like it's 1904 again and immigrants are all living 45 to a room. Wait, we don't have to discriminate against cigarettes anymore. All of the bad things (scientists call these things corrosive acrids, pungent irritants and AIDS) were removed by "TOASTING" and so now the threat of cigarettes has been neutralized and we can focus on communism again.
You know that cigarettes are good for you if doctors smoke them. And they smoke Camels, the doctor's choice. I heard it's good for your T zone. I think that the "T" stands for tracheotomy.
Oh, apparently Old Gold didn't get the memo that Camel is the cigarette that is healthy for you to smoke, doctors say so, so it must be true. Anyway, these cigarettes, if I am reading this ad correctly, will grow legs (probably from the carcinogens) and do a little dance for you. That is why it's a treat, it distracts you from the treatment. When you are getting work done on your "T" zone. From a doctor smoking a camel.
Tune in next time for old ads depicting the good old days and how women should look and act. What ever happened to the good old days? If you liked these and want to read more, check out More Old Fashioned Ads and Amusing Old Fashioned Advertisements, women.