is it just me who's already pissed with this election bollox??
Anyone have a good suggestion of somewhere I can hide where I won't hear anything about it until it's all over?
I wish the lot of the would just bugger off!

A very good question. One, of course, that I won't attempt to answer. However, the reasons that you should vote for my party are blindingly obvious. Just have a glance at the ridiculous claims of the other parties...........

A very good question. One, of course, that I won't attempt to answer. However, the reasons that you should vote for my party are blindingly obvious. Just have a glance at the ridiculous claims of the other parties...........

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True but your leader Is an ex Public School, sheep shagging, haggis noshing left winger who can't eat a bacon sarnie without gurning.

is it just me who's already pissed with this election bollox??
Anyone have a good suggestion of somewhere I can hide where I won't hear anything about it until it's all over?
I wish the lot of the would just bugger off!

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If it's still on the market, have a bid on this. Or you could just break in and squat.