I don’t know if Shane Warne was sticking his tongue out at Liz Hurley. I don’t know if was trying to entice his lady to come his way for a gentle, moist, Botoxy kiss. I don’t know if he was simply trying to lick his lips and something went awry. I just want to ensure that this photo lasts forever.

Anyway, these are newish photos of my favorite couple, Liz and Shane, in Scotland yesterday, doing yet another breast cancer awareness event. Liz wore pink and she brought her Ken doll/Eliza Doolittle, the tongue-happy Shane Warne. Have I made you nauseous yet? Shall I talk about how moist his tongue is again? I bet he smells like violets and hair gel. I bet he tastes like… NO, I won’t go there. That was too gross even for me.

Liz even flashed her ring at the event – when Shane proposed (just days ago in Scotland), he gave Liz this huge sapphire and diamond ring, worth a reported $100,000. It’s gorgeous. Sigh… I love sapphires. That’s my birthstone.

Us Weekly’s jewelry expert says: “[It's a] platinum setting with an approximate 9-carat center blue sapphire and a 2-carat Trillion cut diamond on each side. Shane made the right choice by setting the sapphire in platinum, since platinum doesn’t change color or fade – so it symbolizes a relationship that will endure. Shane Warne is clearly a romantic. Since not only is blue sapphire a favorite of British royalty, but it’s also his birthstone!” CRAP. Shane was born in September too? Is he a Virgo? Let me check. YES HE’S A VIRGO. I swear to God, every crazy celebrity I’ve come across lately is a damn Virgo. They’re bringing the sign down!

Like her ring, though. My engagement ring is a sapphire set in platinum with diamonds, but it’s not that size. Hers is too big; it will not go well with the ginormous diamond wedding band she’ll want. Yes, I feel most snarky this morning.

I find the bottom photo with his cheesy mccheese teeth bleached within an inch of their life plus man tan Botox spazmo grin worse than the tongue photo. At least Betty Hurley has her norks under control in these shots, usually she is bra less ramming it home to mastectomy sufferers what awesome tits she had. They in my opinion deserve each other so hurray for the vain tango twins – as my (sadly not with us anymore due to breast cancer) lovely mummy would say – at least they won’t spoil two households

Virgos creep me out. In my experience they’re clingers (no offense to the virgs here) and when you dump them they turn into Mark Walberg circa “Fear”. Never had a good experience with them.

I find the sapphire kind of funny. For years people always said that Waity was trying to copy Liz. Like that was her idol. And now Liz gets a sapphire? Sapphire have never been the go to stone for engagement/wedding rings. I know technically Diana had it first but Waity brought it back into the spotlight. Anyway it’s kind of funny because now it seems like Liz is trying to get close to Waity (when it used to be the opposite).

I love that ring. I’ve loved sapphires since before I got married and had them in my engagement and wedding rings – then I had the sheer luck of giving birth that month, so now I get to wear sapphires all the time!

@me to add to Eve’s explanation, Sharne Warne is one of the best Cricketers the game has ever seen. He is/was a world class athlete. He is the Michael Jordan of cricket. He used to revel in his Aussie lad image which was basically boozing, floozing and eating, and oddly bright peroxide hair plugs. Since he started dating EH, he has done a 180 to the extreme. I think Kaiser explains it best, she’s henry Higgins to his Eliza Doolittle

@me, to add to @LAK’s good explanation, it’s hard to explain to a non-Aussie how much of a 180 he’s done. He was our golden “bogan” – kind of like a redneck. Once he took boxes of baked beans with him to eat when the Aussie cricket team was touring India as he was too afraid of the food. Has always smoked and had a penchant for blondes with big boobs.

So his changed appearance with Liz Hurley is seriously incredible – and i find that pink section of his face around his mouth now completely creepy – what is that? Is that dermabrasion or something?