How To Write a BAD Resume

Nothing is more enthralling than writing up your first post college resume, right? ….Okay I am only joking about the thrills of the trade. Let’s change things up a little by me sharing with you how to write a BAD resume in three easy steps.

Step 1. WRITE FAST.

You seriously want to be done with this horrible task as soon as possible. Editing takes forever and you may have to find another person for a second opinion. Human Resources will definitely know you were trying to say “shift” the 30 times you left out the f.

No need to be shy- the employer has all day to read over your resume. You should flood them with useless achievements beginning with your youth t-ball team home run up until the award winning omelet you created this morning. The less relevant the achievements are to the job posting the better. You want to stand out!