The Jumbotron sees all, and sometimes the Jumbotron sees so much that we can use it as a sort of compendium of our wildest hopes and darkest fears, like that fear we have of being publicly rejected or having beer spilled all over us by a clumsy doofus. Gaze into the eye of the Jumbotron and feel your kinship with… »5/24/13 9:30am 5/24/13 9:30am