I fall back into the same old habits of wearing my dainty gold pendant chain and Daniel Wellington watch with everything, every day, like some hideously boring broken record.

So here’s me modelling a darling bright blue-stoned necklace from Bijouz Bazaar (you have GOT to check out the bags – girl don’t need a Chloe like the rest of Insta if you’ve got one of these budget sweethearts, I’m telling ya).

Obvs I don’t look quite the same because my ombre balayage is three months old and limp and sad and well, I don’t possess that coveted Pinterest body. Whatever, bet they can’t write lists.

*Prays they can’t write lists*

Here’s to hoping we all get more wear out of those dreamy bright-coloured necklaces we keep accidentally buying because ahhh so pretty, all the pretty, must buy. Yolo.

1. GREY SWEATSHIRT AND JEANS

A statement necklace and a red lip easily takes the hungover combo of skinny jeans and sweatshirt into HI, I MADE AN EFFORT TODAY, I DID, I DID, I DID territory. So that’s swell.

I love clashing sky blue and red together, it’s just such a sassy little duo.

This is my kinda office (if you work in a casual office, like a journo office or summin) outfit. Comfy, looks kinda polished and can be easily dressed up for oh fuck it, it’s Monay and Monday is hard and we should go drink all the wine and play on Tinder days.

Black doesn’t photograph like a dream so soz and that, but this is essentially a lightweight shirt maxi dress that can be dressed up with heels and worn with boots for a swish daytime look (what a wardrobe gem, eh?).

Anyway, on it’s own with black shoes it can look a bit American Horror Story Coven, so a flash of bright jewels makes it look that touch sassier.

I love that it makes the necklace the main place your eyes dart to – what’s the point in a statement necklace if it doesn’t make a statement? EH, EH, EH?