1. I’m fascinated by what’s happening right now in American politics, but because I’m not a naturalized citizen of this country, all I can do is whinge and opine, whinge and opine. For the record, if I could vote, it’d be for Bernie Sanders, simply because it makes a lot of sense to me that if you take away the ability of big business to buy influence policy, then perhaps the government would begin to operate in the interests of its citizens and not its corporations.

Hey, gidday mates! Here’s a text conversation I just had with a friend about diversity and Yeezy Season 3:

My friend: Why do you think no one mentions diversity when Kanye presents a collection containing only black models? I mean I’m not bothered, but it seems slightly hypocritical of the industry doesn’t it?

Anon asks: Hi Isaac, I live in NYC and met this guy on Tinder who lives in Philadelphia. We had great chemistry, both emotionally and physically, but we only had one long weekend together because he’s busy and we are far… Two weeks after a very intense time together and texting every day he told me he’s going out with another girl. He says we can’t be exclusive because we’re long distance, but that he still wants to see me. I think I’m already falling. Should I go for it or just run away before it gets worst?

Hey, gidday mate. I guess it all depends on what you’re trying to get yourself into. If a part-time long-distance relationship with a dude who’s seeing other girls on the side is your jam, then by all means, jump in.

Readers beware, you’re in for a scare! And by scare I mean Halloween Party Playlist courtesy of your mates Isaac Likes Jenny featuring an unlucky 13 songs. If you’re around NYC this weekend, stop by The Handy Liquor Bar on Saturday — we’ll be playing the Back To The Spookture party from 10:00pm onwards. GREAT SCOTT! Music, below.

Anon asks: Hey Isaac, what’s the etiquette when it comes to your ex on social media? This guy and I broke up four months ago. He knew I was upset after the break up, but we remained on good terms and went our separate ways. After about two months he started liking every picture I put on Instagram (he rarely liked my photos when we were together). Is this a lazy reach-out? A way for him to indirectly keep one foot in my life? Or am I just over-analyzing?

Hey, gidday mate. I see this move all the time. It’s your ex’s passive aggressive way of telling you, “I’m still keeping an eye on you, baby.” He’s not exactly trying to lure you back in, but he’s definitely doing something. Think of it like a lazy fox dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit. If the rabbit gets the scent and comes over for a bite, the fox might get his supper if he hasn’t already eaten that day.