It’s that awkward hiatus between Christmas and New Year once more. To help fill the gap, here’s a couple of daft wee pieces from a pair of drunken McStorytellers. You’ll never think of time travel the same way again after you read A Sheet in Time by sci-fi writer Tom Greenwood. And you’ll not stop thinking about dancing chickens once you learn about Ri Tartan Bunnet by Ayrshire’s very own Angus Shoor Caan. Enjoy! Hic!