Saturday: Space Party 3000 with Rollerskating!

I know, Sundays nights are rough, especially for the employed ones; early morning meetings are looming around the corner and every one is wishing why, oh why, can’t it be the weekend still. Think of all the fun we had killing that mime for sport, building nuclear reactors in our backyard, listening to that one band that has that song we like at Outside Lands. After True Blood, everything is encased in fog and most people need to think about bedtimes. What more is there to look forward to? Well, have I got something for you to dream about and then before you know it–Bam! It’s Saturday night and you’re wreaking havoc on the city once again.

This time at Space Party 3000, a warehouse rollerskating party! Yes, I said warehouse, so there’s no getting kicked to the curb at 1:45am. Yes, I said roller skates; there will be skates available to rent if you don’t have your own. Yes, I said no cover, dirt-cheap drinks, and hot babes! Oh, wait, I didn’t say that yet, but yes! Yes, indeed.

Jessica Longo - Two-Bit Reporter

Jessica was born, moved around a lot and has an odd dialect to prove it (see: hella, bubbler, and cawfee), and is now precariously settled in SF. Despite graduating high school too many years ago to count, she was crowned Prom Queen this summer and considers her life complete now. Last year her production editing job was outsourced to the Philippines. Hope they like it. Luckily for you, this Lady of Leisure is currently accepting applications for the position of Wealthy Benefactor.

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