Next Monday is the 40th anniversary of the Apollo 11 "moon landing." I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I don't think this really happened. If you look at the picture on Wikipedia for example it's so obviously a set up. You can see the roof of the studio for fuck's sake, look;

If you look carefully, the roof and walls are visible

The moon is made of cheese anyway so if you tried to land a rocket on it the retro burners would melt it. I think the Moon landings Mr Spoon made in his bean can rocket on Button Moon were more realistic, but the truth is, all talk of hoaxes and conspiracies regarding Armstrong's landing are a waste of time.

It'll all mean nothing when they eventually send a probe to Saturn and find a Dragon House Chinese take-away there. Seriously, when the Chinese launched a rocket a few years ago was anyone really buying it when they claimed it was their first attempt at space travel? they were sending a few of them home to report back, that's what they were doing.

At least the stars were visible in the background of Button Moon,although the lack of space suits let them down