Little Johnny’s teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, “I have something behind my back. It’s red in color and round. It’s soft, but it’s hard.” Johnny raised his hand and said, “I know, it’s a red rubber ball.” The teacher […]

A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?” First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.” The teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.” A second little boy says, “Trees are definitely green.” “Sorry, but in the autumn, […]

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him. “Nice bike,” the cop said, “did Santa bring it to you?” “Yep,” Little Johnny said, “he sure did!” The cop looked at the bike and, while handing the boy a $20 ticket, […]

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students: “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?” Mike replies: “Wait a minute, […]

One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants. The Teacher asked, “Johnny, what are you doing?” Then, Johnny said, “It hurts down there.” “Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home”, said the […]