Escape from Wire Island: Ideas to Decorate Cords

We all need wires and cables to keep our precious technology alive, but they can get more out of control than a humid bad hair day. Every time I need to restart my router, I feel like I'm accepting a mission to brave the jungles of Wire Island. It doesn't look nice, it's annoying, and it needs to stop. Here are some ideas for cord decoration - because not everything can be wireless (yet) but we can make the most of it.