Pop manager extraordinaire Simon Napier-Bell had had enough. He'd had enough of pop groups. He'd had enough of the constant grief at home with his two ex-boyfriends bickering and bleeding him dry; and most of all he'd had enough of the music biz. But then he fell in love with a new passion - the Far East; and a dynamic new duo - George and Andrew - jointly called Wham! Soon, in an audacious attempt to have the best of both worlds, he found himself offering to arrange for Wham! to be the first ever Western pop group to play in communist China - a masterstroke of PR which, in one swift stroke, would make them one of the biggest groups in the world.

What follows is an exciting, unpredictable and hilarious romp around the more curious corners of the world as Napier-Bell dives into the unknown, attempting to achieve the unachievable. We soon find ourselves in the company of a wonderful cast of petulant pop stars, shady international 'businessmen', and a hilarious confusion of spies, students and institutionalised officials and ministers as he edges ever closer to inadvertently becoming one of the first Westerners to break down the walls of communist China.

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Following on from the hilarious You Don't Have To Say You Love Me and Black Vinyl White Powder, this is the bonkers tale of how SNB managed to make Wham! the first Western band to play in China. Living in some luxury with his two (quarrelling, competitive) lovers, SNB gets persuaded to represent Wham! - not really the sort of music he's used to, but it gets him out of his sometimes tense domestic environment. First he has to get them out of their ridiculous contract which guarantees them no money at all for years, then he want to break them in America, where the big bucks are. With (at that point) no obvious USP for the band, he decides that getting them into China will immediately make them well-known all over the world (and will, incidentally, allow him to travel to the Far East a lot - a long-held ambition). And that's why Wham! went to China - PR!

Getting China sorted takes a very long time indeed, during which SNB gets rid of Japan (the band), meets all sorts of shady characters, tussles with Chinese bureaucracy and corruption, struggles to keep Wham! going (they're haemorrhaging money and making hardly anything), and copes with George Michael's suspicion and paranoia about pretty much everything and everybody, and with GM's desire to go it alone just as everything is coming together. And as history shows, come together it does... and SNB can exit without loss (albeit without as much as he might have wished).

I really don't give a toss about Wham! or George Michael - my musical taste was largely formed in the period of SNB's first book, namechecked above. But this book is absolutely brilliant (as are the other two), because SNB is such a engaging and charming character - not a "suit" at all - and he has such interesting adventures on the way, and tells his tale so well. There's any number of doom-and-gloom books about pop/rock music ripoffs, bad times, and deaths (all of true, to be sure), so it's great to read a largely upbeat and amusing tale like this.

Lots of fun, read through it very quickly laughter and suprise in almost every page...Doubt whether its all true and found a couple of factual mistakes in the book... referring to Botswana as a homeland where Sun City is a case in point. The homelands name was Bophutatswana and Botswana is a proud independent country which has nothing to do with Apartheid and Sol Kerzner... Simon Napier Bell you are the sterotype that I hoped you would be and pity that the grey boring people have taken over from you..

Simon is an amazing writer and an altogether great bloke. Engaging, witty and thoughtful insight into the world of artist management and the music industry. Filled with lots of anecdotes and stories to keep you entertained throughout.