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Be honest, having seen some of the people she's now shacked up with, you wouldn't want to change places with her, would you?

But just how annoying are some of her fellow CBB inmates?

It's early days, I know, but here are my initial irritability ratings, from one to 10 (high scores are NOT good) - these will no doubt fluctuate in the coming weeks.

Sherrie Hewson

"Loose woman" Sherrie Hewson is concerned about people having "rumpy pumpy", and began crying just seconds after walking into the house.

Who can blame her? She also reckons going into CBB is like having a baby. Really?

Irritability rating: 2

Fat Man Scoop

Fat Man Scoop is apparently "most well-known" for a ditty called Be Faithful. Must have missed that one. And all his others. The clue's in the name, and the charmer told us: "I may clog the toilet." Nice.

Irritability rating: 5

Natasha Hamilton

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Natasha Hamilton won over the home crowd in this UKvUS contest immediately by saying "no one makes a cup of tea like us Brits" and she certainly can't be accused of not being honest and open. She reckons she can be "a bit of a pain in the a***" to live with and a bit of a control freak. She also warned that rude and messy contestants would face "the wrath of Tash". But the BIG news? She has a fear of mushrooms.

Irritability Rating: 1

Austin Armacost

Austin Armacost? Another American who seems to think we should all know him - sorry, not me. But this model, who has a British husband, has lived in delightfully down to earth Huddersfield for the last five years - so he can't be all bad. Sadly, he scored an own goal before I learned this - by slagging off customer service in this country. You won't win votes like that, pal.

Irritability Rating: 7

Gail Porter

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Nice to see Gail Porter again - yes, the former children's TV presenter whose bottom was once projected onto the Houses of Parliament. I was a bit concerned, though, to hear her talk about how she gets incredibly nervous and laughs at things that aren't funny... like, er, murders. Keep it together, chuck.

Irritability Rating: 1

Chris Ellison

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Hooray, it's that bloke from The Bill - DI Frank Burnside, aka Chris Ellison. But could Chris be in trouble: "My nightmare housemate? Some prattling American woman who doesn't know Paris is in France."He's certainly a joker: "Maybe my whole life has been a preparation for Big Brother."Blimey, what kind of life would that be?

Irritability Rating: 1

Jenna Jameson

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Jenna Jameson is apparently the world's most famous porn star. I had no idea who the hell she was - honestly (neither did a lot of the crowd outside the house - or so they claimed). She's apparently quit the industry now, and seems to be concentrating on being just a touch too confident: "I'm going to win, like I always do."Can't see it, sweetie.

Irritability Rating: 8

Stevi Richie and Chloe-Jasmine Whichello

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X Factor rejects - now seemingly trading as a loved-up couple - Stevi Richie and Chloe-Jasmine Whichello look like they could annoy for Britain. Well, they're in the right place. Fair play to Stevi, though, who said: "We will wind up the Americans, how about that? "Will it be enough?

Irritability Rating: 7

Farrah Abraham

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Farrah Abraham - yes, it's ANOTHER American who will have had countless British viewers screaming at the screen: "Who the hell is SHE?" Well, of course, she's a "reality star", having "starred" in 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom. She's also very wise: "I am what I am." Wow, such insight.

Irritability Rating: 8

James Hill

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James Hill, as he reminded us, is "that northern lad from The Apprentice". He added: "I think a lot of people underestimate me." Well, maybe not.He reckons he's "confident, cute and on the ball" - and Britain is "the nucleus of the world." And guess what, he recognised Jenna Jameson. Oh, James...

Irritability Rating: 6

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Tila Tequila - yes, it's another American "reality star". She also boasted at being "the first girl to ever dominate the internet." I must have missed that. Reckons she has five personalities - will they ALL be irritating?

Irritating Rating: 7

Daniel Baldwin

Daniel Baldwin, whose brother Stephen appeared in a previous CBB series, might need to calm down a little: "I'm very competitive - it's kill or be killed." Come on, it's only a game show on Channel 5 (shame you lost the first UKvUS contest!)