May 04, 2011

According to reports, Lorenza Lamas has decided to take his new wife's last name. Did I mention that it is his 5th wife?

"He's going to legally change his name to Lorenzo Lamas-Craig," according to this article. "He's always thinking outside the box so he decided to become the first celebrity to take his wife's last name."

This is really stupid to me.

First of all, he's really playing it fast and loose with the term "celebrity" here. What has he even been in? I basically assume that if I've never seen you in a movie or TV show, you aren't really famous. Because I watch everything.

Second of all, if you want to think outside the box Lorenz, than you probably should have used that creativity to save one of your 4 previous marriages. Instead of turning into a mangina and taking a woman's last name.