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Conduit?

I can see the day where Conduit 3 finds itself on the side of a can of Mello Yello. That would be a win-win for both products in need of more attention.

The first commercial just rolled out of my head. Mr Ford has no luck taking down a Scarab with his TPC so he replaces the energy cannisters with cans of Mello Yello thus changing the creature's ornery disposition to a state of refreshed happiness.

Did I say C3? I'm going to be trolled for that one.

I crammed hive larvae up my butt and farted killer bees out of my mouth.