I can do all sorts, big, small, dainty little tiny ones, and big loud ones!
I know that you have a kinky fetish, and that you might not want anyone to know about it...
Don't worry, I'll keep your secret!
I know WHY you like it.. Imagining having your cock inside my tight pussy as I sneeze, forcing my pussy muscles to CLENCH around your rock hard dick...
Sound like your idea of a good time? Call me!...