So the hatemail dubbed me THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!! (sic) So I will wear that with pride, cuntfuckers. It's like The Outlaw Josie Wales only better, right? I mean, did he have a fully capitalised THE, an extra-long dramatic pause, and two exclamation marks? No, he did not. Chickenshit.

The strictly random way is just to take any line above an instance of yer name as the title of a poem, anything below that as the lines of the poem.

But they're not so much rules, more sorta guidelines really. The list that I spliced that poem together from had too many instances of my name to get anything good from, so I allowed myself the cutting of extraneous lines. And then I thought the result was still a bit dull so I started shuffling it about. No added words though. Oh no. That would be just plain wrong.

Some of the weirdest juxtapositions come straight from the searches, funny enough.

I would call that an aide more than a rule. Actually sounds pretty fun! I may try it after the holiday.Like "Circles of Seven," where you get a kernel idea from someone and write it in a circle in the center of a sheet of paper.Then draw seven circles around the center circle. Write in the circles seven things that come to mind when you see the kernel idea. Then repeat the process for each of the seven circles.Then look at the huge mess on the paper and use whatever you find for whatever you want.