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? We now have cars that park themselves. How about a car that goes when the light turns green?

? Listen up neighbor: You have had the benefit of my shade trees all summer to park your cars out of the heat. How about some help in raking these leaves?

? To the Zing!ers complaining about Jimbo: Go win a bunch of football games and you'll get paid also, very simple.

? Little ol' Bristol has a 2-foot-gauge railroad at its park. With a multimillion-dollar budget, TPRD does not.

? The news says 10 percent chance of rain, yet 90 percent of the time it doesn't.

? Now that I'm old, I really miss the service stations of yesteryear. You pulled up, someone came out, filled your tank, put air in your tires, checked your oil, washed your windshield and swept out your car with a whisk broom.

? If duck hunters had the same conservation ethic as fishermen, there would be a call for a limited season on warblers and whooping cranes.

? I know there are better Zing!s than those published residing in the circular file, because I sent them in!

? I finally read the Zing! blog and now pity you.

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Zing!

We now have cars that park themselves. How about a car that goes when the light turns green? Listen up neighbor: You have had the benefit of my shade trees all summer to park your cars out of the