"I have the most powerful ship in the galaxy. They wouldn't dare attack me!"

"Ha! You don't have the guts to shoot me!"

"Say, didn't we have FIVE people in our party?"{in a dark cavern, talking to the only other character there}

"What do you mean you forgot your spellbook?"

PC1: "Do you remember that group of trolls whose leader you slayed?"PC2: "Yeah..."PC1: "Well, don't look now but..."

"You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!"

"Orcus WHO?"

"My Magic Resistance will protect me from this Earthquake." {underground}

So I dropped and broke the staff of power, I have another..."

"We've plenty of time until the dragon returns."

"Weapons? I'm a spell-caster..."

NPC: "This is the inquisition."PC : "What's an inquisition?"

"No trap doors in this sectioooooooooooooo*bump*"

"This potion really tastes good."

"Is it true, that crocodiles do exist in this area?"

"Well, the river isn't too deep here."

"Do you think he spotted us?"

"It is better to go now."

"Is this potion supposed to bubble?"

"Did the old man tell us that the trap is to the right or to the left?"

"These mushrooms aren't poisoned."

"Ha. Now your life is in my hands, evil witch."

"Now on to the reward you promised."

"If the tag says 'healing potion', then it IS healing potion!"

"Excuse me, sir. You aren't allowed to carry such heavy weapons in this area."

"Ha, you lost again. You are an awful stupid barbarian."

"Well, watchword?"

"Hey, yellow-skinned idiot, don't hop around but fight like a man."

"Why shouldn't I turn over the next leaf?"

"Watch, no trap, no seal, it's safe."

{PC opens a box, finds a sphere inside, sphere starts ticking.}PC: "I throw away the sphere."...*boom* {sphere was only the trigger, the box was the bomb}

{PC just being backstabbed}GM: "Do you turn around?"PC: "No, I keep fighting."

"No wonder that you're extinct." {to dinosaur creature}

"What do you mean the vorpal sword didn't kill the dracolich?"

"Yes!!! The wizard is dead. One more round and he would have killed us. What do you mean a Delayed Blast Fireball?"

"I am a Ranger with a 21 Strength. I rip the tree out of the ground and use it as a club."

PC: "Wow! What a good idea to enter this cave now I'm saved."DM: "But it is the cave of a wyvern!"PC: "Oh...now I know what this pet is I just found..."

"At least the fire's out."{said after a very disastrous crash in the group's ship. The engine section of the ship blew up, starting a fire in the back. Two CP's were wounded, but managed to strap in before we crashed into an inland sea. When we awoke, we found that we had sank about 10 feet below the surface of the water, and the hull was leaking.}

"Now where did I put that Thermal Detonator? What's that beeping noise?"

PC: "I will cast Ghoul-Touch."GM: "But you do not have any components."PC: "I know..."

GM: "As you enter the cave, you notice it's pitch black and you can't see anything..."PC: "Hmmm...okay...I close my eyes!"

"I avoid the gargoyle, run and drink from the healing fountain."

"Ok...so Narhal's WASN'T the best spell to cast in the inn..."

PC1: "Hey, I hear something very near around this corner. Christian,haven't you got something on the motion tracker ?"PC2: "Don't know, I turned off the motion tracker for saving thebattery power for later."

"I did THAT much damage?" {hit another PC by accident}

"Cover me, I'll take out the mages."

"Twelve knights, seven of us? You'd better get more knights..."

"Oops. I think I forgot to surrender"

"No brain, no pain..." {said to NPC}

"Hmm... This thing looks like a radio controlled bomb. I think I better break off its antenna."

"So what? I'm impervious to fire"{he was, but the hand grenades at his belt weren't}

"A wall of pudding? Well, I'll eat through it...What do you mean the pudding bites back?!!"

"I throw my nuclear hand grenade into the next room."

"I hate the god of lightning and thunder."{Standing on a mountaintop, pointing towards heaven with a 20 yards long ironpole in thunder}

"Don't worry, I'll have this door open in just a minute."

"OK, we're in the arena. HOW MANY lions come out of that gate?"

"You can't just leave us here!" {said to party wizard just before he teleported himself out of the trap}

"What do you mean, we can't see where the arrows are coming from?"

"What do you mean, he's still alive?"

"Do you have a problem? If not, a problem can be arranged for you."

"Can we talk this over?" {no}

"Hmm... No weapon, no more spells... I hurl silver pieces at the wererat."

"Wasn't this elevator going up?"

"Finally, he's out of ammo."

"What's the big deal about a guy in dragonarmor?"

"That's odd. *Most* lizardmen don't have wings."

"That's odd. The tracks end here."

"A genie, huh? Gimme my wishes!"

GM: "It blinds you with a jet of acid."PC: "Bah! I locate it by its foul stench!"

{player handles grenade, fumbles, grenade falls to the ground just before the PCs' feet}"Don't worry guys. It's harmless, it's just a neurostun-grenade."

"Hey Gueso, Man you need to take a bath!...Gueso?"{well, it wasn't Gueso...}

"Since these Ogres are under a sleep spell we don't need to kill them."

"I try to jump up and pull the helmet off of the Paladin."

"They've only got maces, how are they going to hurt us?"

PC1: "Climb the tower. If you fall, I'll catch you !"PC2: "Ok."

"Which side is the business side of this weapon?"

"I'm going to hide behind the door in such a way that I can hit him, but that he cannot hit me."

"Wait! I'm a good spider!" {after being polymorphed into a giant spider}

GM: "You see an island on the horizon."PC: "I leap over the side of the ship and swim to it."{...in full plate mail}

PC1: "Look over there is a crystal skull."PC2: "I run over, take my gloves off and pick the skull up."

"What does 'enmity' mean?"{said after drawing the "Enmity between you and a devil card in a Deck of Many Things}

"20,000 gold pieces!! I put it in my backpack and run before the guard wakes." {moving is not too easy with such an encumbrance}

"Naw! Can't be! Assassins always wear black!"

"Well, first a hills giant, then a fire giant, and after that, a clouds giant. There can't be Storm giant, it'll be too obvious, Ok, the exit is there, I feel it, let's not rest, and move on..."

"You killed all my friends ! Prepare to face my ... FUMBLE!!!!"

"Let's follow the trail!"

"He couldn't possibly have any spell left!"

"That dragon is too young to breathe fire."

"Don't worry- the dragon has used all of it's breath weapons for today!"

"Awe, look at the cute little fuzzy thing!"

"Don't worry, we can outrun it!"

"Why are those two triangles on the ground like that?" {pentagram}

"Hey guys, wanna play a trick on the mage?"

"What do you mean it's too late?"

a)"But aren't you my friend?"b) "But I thought you were my friend!"

"Why do you insist upon looking at my character sheet?"

"I peek around the corner... but not enough to expose my whole head... just enough for me to see with my good eye."

"I don't think he had a flame thrower. Hold on, let me check."

"In the name of Tyr, I command you begone foul lich!"{said by overzealous first level cleric}

"What do you mean my DEX bonus does not apply?"

"Oh boy! Kudar is back!"{Kudar is the hero of the party... or was until he met the doppelganger!}

"Don't worry, I removed all the bullets from his gun while he was sleeping." {he reloaded it}

"But it's only a little kid!"

PC1: "What do you mean my sword breaks?"PC2: "Don't worry, I have another one... now where did I put it?"