Ryan Higa’s Guide to Becoming President

In honor of the Iowa caucus that just happened tonight, we bring you a fantastic instructional video from Ryan Higa on how to become President. This easy to follow step-by-step guide will teach you everything you need to know about how to join the race yourself and overthrow your opponents — from having a good slogan to choosing the right issues to how to spit out your gum into your pre-prepared speech so you don’t choke on it. Now, if only some of the candidates had seen this before tonight, maybe they wouldn’t have had to drop out already…