Blog

16 Bizarre, Hilarious Twitter Users to Follow

There are a lot of funny people on Twitter, 20 of whom we’ve told you about before. But what if you’re bored of one-liners, sarcastic remarks and #hashtag puns? What else is out there?

Bite Laugh Scientist and Twitter enthusiast Joel Buxton reached out to our online correspondent Toronto artist Shane Heron to discover some of the most edgy, strange and downright hysterical Twitter accounts on the internets. Here are 16 of his favourites, along with some choice Tweets.

Follow us into the abyss and see if your sense of humor can withstand the madness.

SHANE: It’s hard to find out real info on him because he sometimes says he’s 14years old, sometimes in his 30’s, sometimes he writes as if he’s a female, sometimes he writes as if he’s obese, sometimes he has a girlfriend, sometimes he’s married, etc. [Joel: Whoever he is, he’s one of the funniest people alive]

SHANE: Love, love, love @fart. From what I’ve gathered he lives in the bay area of California and works in an office with @Arr. Unlike a lot of these he seems like a real person and not a character. His convo’s with
@dogboner are the best thing on twitter.

Some Choice Tweets:

“@fart: oh THIS is a PTA meeting? i thought it stood for Partyinâ€™ and Toolinâ€™ Around”

Shane: You know all about what Colin is doing on twitter. [Joel: Colin Quinn trolls Twitter users by making sweeping, untrue statements, then re-tweets their angry responses] I think it’s brilliant and he’s really found his own little niche. People who don’t get what he’s doing really have just the worst disdain and vitriol for him. One of my favourite things is when he claims (without apology or breaking character) that Will Ferrell stole the Anchorman idea from him. His twitter account is prob the best thing he’s done in comedy.

Some Choice Tweets:

“@iamcolinquinn: Guess what? I’m not trying to be bitter, but I worked hard to be part of the “system” and now I’m the man! That’s it, that’s all!”

“@iamcolinquinn: People come up to me all day “Oh Mr. Quinn, you are the man. You’re the funniest greatest comic ever”. Okay, we get it! Now leave me be!”

“@iamcolinquinn: I’m going to jog in the park listening to Semi Charmed Life and waving at all my fans that can’t believe they’re seeing a real celeb.”

“@iamcolinquinn: I’m not afraid to say what others won’t: The current national discourse needs to tone down! I find some of the rhetoric to be incendiary!”