ALBERTA: Well, I’m a little slow getting started but after my pump is primed I make up for it. A lot of the others jokingly say it was my conversation that really killed the aardvark. But, anyway, I have a delightful sense of humor ... that the aardvark didn’t appreciate. Try these for instance ... What do you get when you cross an aardvark with a heater? An antheater! Get it? An antheater! Well, the aardvark didn’t think that was funny ... and that was one of my better ones. I got a million of ‘em.

DONNA: I think I get the picture.

(It’s a place for the extinct.)

ALBERTA: Everything. Trappers, famine, polluted water (looks out bars and yells at the African Wild Dogs) ... and WILD DOGS!!! I was lucky to get here at all. Say ... I’ve never seen one of you up close before. Aren’t you ... a ...

DONNA: ... a people, yes. But I ... I never expected to end up here.

ALBERTA: Really? Doesn’t surprise me a bit. You got all the rest of us extinct. It was just a matter of time before you got here. What’d you expect? Killing, water pollution, air poisoning, soil erosion no appreciation for animal rights, or lefts.

DONNA: I ... we didn’t mean to ... (pause to listen) What’s that laughing? Who’s laughing at me?

ALBERTA: It’s the hyena next door. Oh! Oh! You know what you get when you cross a hyena with a vampire? You get a monster who snickers at the sight of blood! Get it?

DONNA:(looks around slowly, thinking) Yes. Yes. It’s a little late. But I think I get it.

(As Donna turns and walks off, Alberta follows her saying ...

ALBERTA: So I told the aardvark, I said, “With your family tree, the best part is underground!”... Get it? Huh? Get it?