The Nile is a river in Africa...

according to research published today. Professor Ivor Compass, head of the Royal Geographical Societies' institute of psychocartography, said "contrary to what every smug self-help guru and amateur psychologist has been saying for the past twenty years, the Nile is most definitely a river in Africa". He continued "we became so uncertain after hearing the phrase 'the Nile is not a river in Africa' hundreds of times, that we looked it up on Google earth and it's clearly visible - a large body of fresh water that runs through Sudan and Egypt before entering the Mediterranean. People who say the Nile is not a river in Africa are clearly in Seine.