TO THE PARENTS OF POOR ELIZABETH AND POOR JAMES: CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

WHY NOT JUST HAND OVER THE URL FOR A LIGHT PROFIT? OR IF YOU’RE SO CONCERNED ABOUT SAFETY… FOR FREE? MY GUESS? YOU’RE TRYING TO CASH IN ON THIS COINCIDENCE. GROSS. STOP. EWW. START A NEW BLOG TO POST PICTURES OF YOUR FAMILY. IT TAKES 2 SECONDS. IF YOU’D LIKE HELP, CONTACT ONE OF US AND WE’LL GLADLY HELP SEND YOU ON YOUR MERRY, PRIVATE URL LITTLE WAY.

FYI, “The Real Elizabeth and James” had to go with a “dot us” account?! Sadface.