The My First Knocked Up line of masturbators is officially on the market to appeal to men with maiesiophilia, the fetish for women with swollen baby-filled bodies. Recognizing a supposedly growing niche market for pregger sex, designers decided not only to make a regular Caucasian version but also one for Latina lovers.

No. 1 on my Amazon.com wish list...

Thoughtful.

And in case you're bored with banging just one hole connected to a bulging rubber "Real Skin" torso, these male sex toys feature another hole toward the rear and even a little compartment for a vibrator.