Sirens Season 1 Episode 4

S1 episode 4

Brian is moved by what he thinks are the last words of a dying man, “Tell Catherine I love her,” and despite Johnny and Hank’s vehement warnings not to get involved, decides it’s his moral duty to relay the message to the man’s wife…whose name turns out to be Agnes.

Never one to be discouraged by a little setback, or by Johnny and Hank’s continued advice to stay the hell out of it, Brian puts his internet detective skills to work and soon tracks down the real Catherine. Hank decides to join Brian on his quest - not so much because he believes that what Brian is doing is morally right, but because he can’t wait to see the whole thing go to shit. And man does it ever.

Meanwhile, when Hank points out that the man who died in the back of their rig was a dead ringer for the father that left Johnny and his mother for a stripper named Coco when Johnny was only 13, it knocks some big old daddy issues loose. Johnny decides he has a score to settle with his old man, but it turns out that the past isn’t as black and white as he thought it was.

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S1 episode 4 Aired on March 20, 2014

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Brian is moved by what he thinks are the last words of a dying man, “Tell Catherine I love her,” and despite Johnny and Hank’s vehement warnings not to get involved, decides it’s his moral duty to relay the message to the man’s wife…whose name turns out to be Agnes.

Never one to be discouraged by a little setback, or by Johnny and Hank’s continued advice to stay the hell out of it, Brian puts his internet detective skills to work and soon tracks down the real Catherine. Hank decides to join Brian on his quest - not so much because he believes that what Brian is doing is morally right, but because he can’t wait to see the whole thing go to shit. And man does it ever.

Meanwhile, when Hank points out that the man who died in the back of their rig was a dead ringer for the father that left Johnny and his mother for a stripper named Coco when Johnny was only 13, it knocks some big old daddy issues loose. Johnny decides he has a score to settle with his old man, but it turns out that the past isn’t as black and white as he thought it was.

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"I got a moral GPS, okay? It offers up three routes in almost any given situation. A white lie, an off-white lie and the long, lonely route of truth and honesty"

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

-"He even had the same cologne, Old Spice"
-"It is a masculine scent"

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

"This is sad, really sad...It's like a depressing Gus Van Sant movie when it could be...a Rob Lowe Hallmark Special"

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

"When you were 14, I bet ya never sat with your mom at a Black Hawks game and had some friends from school watchin' while she slicked back your hair!"

-"What are you doing counting erections?!"
-"They were pointed at me! Felt like I was doing a press conference!"

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

"This would all be so much easier if we watched the Hallmark channel!"

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

"This could be a mistake so enormous it comes back to bit you in the ass, literally, as you're making it. I wouldn't miss it for the world"

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

"My moral compass can go back to worrying about climate change and Canadian Sea Otters; they're small, they're furry and they're running out of clams, Hank!"

Famous Last Words

Famous Last Words

-"You're a devoted mom, thank you."
-"Which is why I slept with your Little League coach...and your high school coach and the head counselor at the Ron Santos Baseball Camp. There, I feel so much better!"