Elizabeth Donderstock makes delicious cheeseballs—both original and smoky, mind you. Everyone loves the cheeseballs; in fact they are all that the religious community of Clusterhaven has left. But when Liz isn’t appreciated anymore, she decides to try the outside world. There she’ll meet Ukrainians with Cockney accents, restaurants run by recovering alcoholics, a certain peanut and her own self-worth. But will the cheeseballs ever taste the same again?!