"The Thong Song"

"The Bong Song"

The Lyrics

Oh this weed is scandalous.Just take a big puff, can you handle it.Light that thing like a ciggarette.Blow it away, like an fast old jet.I can't belive we've finished it.We were "Livin' La Vida Loca"Just take a big puff, puff, puff.Is that enough, nuff, nuff.Smokin' great stuff sutff stuff.Let's light up again. They said.You got enough, nuff, nuff.Blown off your butt, butt, butt.This is great stuff, stuff, stuff.Let me see that bong.Hipees, that bong, da' bong, bong, bong.Where's that weed go, light it then take a blow.Hipees, that bong.

Oh this weed is scandlous.Do you think Bill Clinton can handle it?With his cigar and his stash of coke.Take up the bong, and give up smoke.We're huffing and puffing all through then night.Our best buddies have seen the light.Cuz' they were inhaling lots of fuems now.Just say give me that stuff, stuff, stuff.This is enough, nuff, nuff.Smokin' this stuff, stuff, stuff.And we inhale again. She said.What is that stuff, stuff, stuff.Blown off your butt, butt, butt.Smokin' the stuff, stuff, stuff.Let me see that bong.Baby, that bong, the bong, bong, bong.Love where the weed goes.And where the fuems all go.Baby, that bong the bong, bong, bong.

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I wrote a Bong song too umm I didn't even know you had one mines a lot different though. I'm more of the beer type thats what mines about. but you can put anything in a bong. Oh and is there really a weird al version of the bong song because I thought that I had all of his albums, and I've been to two of his concerts and never heard that song but maybe I'm missing and album. I've also got a hearing problem its called I don't pay attention. Good job I liked it

i think that the water apparatus was the greatest thing that benjamin franklin ever invented. and the way he talked to that little mouse in ben and me, wow, i have never had as in depth conversations with mice until i used the vaporizer to smoke my favorite tobacco. i would have to say that blueberry flavored tobbacco is my favorite. the hajji's that sell that stuff must make a fortune, and those hookahs that have those cool designs on it. i think that camels are blowed from dem guys riding in between the humps smoking all day in the hot babylonian sun. but anyhow, the mouse told me that they really dont like cheese, its just the thrill of trying to get it before the spring chops their head off.. but peanut butter is another story, that shit is yummy,expecially with bananas and honey. this song could have been done better, if there was more 808 bass and horns it would be 100 times better than any lil jon song, except mayble the one that goes, if you dont give a dam then i dont give a fu(k. that song gets me amped, OK? What? wwWhUTT?? WWWWWUUUHHHHTT?? YYaaayah! ive been a mic fiend since i was sipping similac, but id rather be breast fed by princess laia, player, too futuristic to spit some shit niggles know what the dizzle be, it is what it whuz cuz. tupac!