26-year-old Aimee Rachlin (aka Dumb Bitch #1) of Huntington, New York was arrested on Friday for leaving her baby in a giant unlocked oven while she shopped for 15 minutes inside of an air conditioned K-Mart. The cops were called, because everybody knows you don’t leave a baby baking in a car. You chain their ankle to the rim and give them an ice cube! Well, Aimee didn’t do this, so she was taken in for child endangerment.

News reporter Christine Insinga (aka Dumb Bitch #2) was sent to the baby broiler’s mother’s house, where she’s currently living, and knocked on the door. Christine was greeted by an unknown woman (aka Dumb Bitch #3) who said “hello” by giving her a face full of tap water and then turning the hose on her when she refused to leave.

IN THIS HEAT (which is the IN THIS ECONOMY of summer 2011), bitch is bringing the stupid in heavy doses by wasting that water. Where was this bitch with a tub full of water when that overheated baby in the parking lot needed her most?! And if Aimee wore this mask, the police would’ve just let her go. Stupid ho should’ve known this. Dumb bitches, all of them.

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