Lucky you. I have this collection of turds to choose from and all the minor party candidates scare me.

Hamish Chitts seems to be a reasonable fellow. I think I pee'd on him once while walking home from the RE. I remember this event mostly because I recall drinking absinthe with a liquid paper chaser and then throwing up on a small puppy in a pet store earlier in the evening before being escorted out of the building by some fascist security pigs who were going to phone my mum.

Anyway long story short, I pray to get that Family First get nothing, not a single seat not a single posting. Fuck those fuckers.

Actor.

Edit: I didn't read all the way down.... YOU LIVE IN K-RUDD'S ELECTORATE?! Maybe I pee'd on him?

_________________"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.

Edit: I didn't read all the way down.... YOU LIVE IN K-RUDD'S ELECTORATE?! Maybe I pee'd on him?

Yeah, Labor fartlandheartland. No matter who I vote for, my vote means sod all to the layout of the house of reps. Not even the attempted selfdestruction by labor in the past month is going to change that.

I'd suggest we have an election night thread, except that, 1) you'll probably be out getting plastered, and 2) it'd consist of three posts: the first saying that counting has started, the second saying that one party is winning and the third saying that the other party conceded defeat; all before 9pm AEST.

That was some hot, though bizzarro, democratic action. Greens with a seat in the House of Reps, an indie coming from nowhere in Tasmania, Warren Truss being voted out in favour of a national and the sex party did reasonably well. Both the major parties sucked, so noone won. I love a hung parliamenthurhur.

I really enjoyed watching the election last night, mostly because I was playing C&C Generals at a LAN while watching ABC24 on my mates big screen.Goddamn its going to be a long few months until they Double Dissolution this mess away.

Actor.

_________________"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.

All of you arguing over politics... Look at what *I* (and maybe shoonra, if she considers herself to be living in this plane of existence) have to deal with. Israel have the most inept government in history, which I can't name a single thing they did (because they didn't do anything), and the opposition is even worse. Meanwhile, the whole state is oozing down the sewer.

_________________Warning! The owner of this property is armed and willing to defend life, liberty and property.

All of you arguing over politics... Look at what *I* (and maybe shoonra, if she considers herself to be living in this plane of existence) have to deal with. Israel have the most inept government in history, which I can't name a single thing they did (because they didn't do anything), and the opposition is even worse. Meanwhile, the whole state is oozing down the sewer.

there seems to be a lack of vision on the part of your leaders.

_________________We used to play for silver, Now we play for life.
One's for sport and one's for blood
At the point of a knife, Now the die is shaken
Now the die must fall,
There ain't a winner in this game
Who don't go home with all, Not with all...

All of you arguing over politics... Look at what *I* (and maybe shoonra, if she considers herself to be living in this plane of existence) have to deal with. Israel have the most inept government in history, which I can't name a single thing they did (because they didn't do anything), and the opposition is even worse. Meanwhile, the whole state is oozing down the sewer.

there seems to be a lack of vision on the part of your leaders.

They have vision alright. Too much maybe. There is a single objective for everything they do: retain their job after the next election. They are just scared shitless of doing anything.

Damn I fail at English today.

_________________Warning! The owner of this property is armed and willing to defend life, liberty and property.

All of you arguing over politics... Look at what *I* (and maybe shoonra, if she considers herself to be living in this plane of existence) have to deal with. Israel have the most inept government in history, which I can't name a single thing they did (because they didn't do anything), and the opposition is even worse. Meanwhile, the whole state is oozing down the sewer.

there seems to be a lack of vision on the part of your leaders.

They have vision alright. Too much maybe. There is a single objective for everything they do: retain their job after the next election. They are just scared shitless of doing anything.

Damn I fail at English today.

I fail at Hebrew every day if that makes you feel better.

_________________We used to play for silver, Now we play for life.
One's for sport and one's for blood
At the point of a knife, Now the die is shaken
Now the die must fall,
There ain't a winner in this game
Who don't go home with all, Not with all...

Wait, no I don't. I know what to do with a incomplete nuclear submarine found in the Sahara.

Actor.

What if you found it, and there was a dead body in it?

_________________"I just want to know why guys will talk about boobs, but rarely talk about anything else when it comes to girls! What makes them talk about boobs? What makes boobs so interesting?"
"Because talking about vaginas is even less socially acceptable."

Wait, no I don't. I know what to do with a incomplete nuclear submarine found in the Sahara.

Actor.

What if you found it, and there was a dead body in it?

Post Reported for being mean in a hypothetical.

Actor.

Post Reported for being a meanyhead in the forum.

_________________"I just want to know why guys will talk about boobs, but rarely talk about anything else when it comes to girls! What makes them talk about boobs? What makes boobs so interesting?"
"Because talking about vaginas is even less socially acceptable."

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