Rob Gronkowski Enlists His Meathead Friends To Get On The Cover Of Madden '13

Rob Gronkowski is a meathead and he hangs out with meatheads who wear Zubaz, yell a lot and call people “bro.” Since he and his buddies are so … tough, I can’t help but wonder if they think Zubaz are actually cool. They don’t seem like they would “get” irony.

In this video, Our Hero Gronk is asking America to vote for him for the cover of Madden ’13. Having just lost the Super Bowl and had ankle surgery, you have to wonder what’s the worst that could happen to Gronk? Gronk like video games. Gronk want to be video game. Gronk need power bar and Jägerbomb now. *flexes*