If you use a butt plug, always buy/use one with a "flare" at the bottom so that it cannot escape inside your anus.

I felt like I had company when I was watching "Prison Break" last week....posted by rob511 at 5:10 PM on April 30, 2007

I wish someone out there would post the definitive answer to all the questions about the sex lives of midgets which seem to be a major source of search engine hits for my site, for no reason I can explain. Is this site the one which will finally relieve me of that?

There certainly seem to be a hell of a lot of folks out there curious about it; I get a couple of hits per day like that. (Don't ask me why, though.)posted by Steven C. Den Beste at 5:15 PM on April 30, 2007

WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE GOING TO YOUR SITE LOOKING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT THE SEX LIVES OF MIDGETS?posted by Burhanistan at 5:41 PM on April 30, 2007

Also, why do Yanks use "horny" and Brits "randy" to describe sexual arousal? Was there a conscious choice in using different words in the States a la -our versus -or spellings? And, which one comes closer, ontollogically speaking, to the visceral phenomena?posted by Burhanistan at 5:46 PM on April 30, 2007

I talked to the girl about penis size and she said she wouldn't let a little thing like that come between us.posted by Abiezer at 5:54 PM on April 30, 2007

Was there a conscious choice in using different words

There are more words for sex or aspects of sex than there are atoms in the known universe. That the US and UK happen to use different ones for "sexual arousal" should hardly be surprising. Rather, the fact they are even remotely similar, two syllables and ending in "ny" defies astronomical probability.posted by scheptech at 5:58 PM on April 30, 2007

why do Yanks use "horny" and Brits "randy" add them together and you get the solution - handy.posted by Samuel Farrow at 5:59 PM on April 30, 2007

scheptech, I doubt there are as many words as there are atoms in the known universe.posted by KingoftheWhales at 7:03 PM on April 30, 2007

Excellent post! I wish that I had such easy access to sensible information on sexuality when I was a young'un.posted by freshwater_pr0n at 7:20 PM on April 30, 2007

Your peepee is just too small to see! posted by caddis at 7:27 PM on April 30, 2007

Yes, no, and 'you don't want to know'.

Oh, that wasn't a questionnaire?posted by wendell at 7:58 PM on April 30, 2007

I just can't predict metafilter. I thought folks would be all over this post, in fact, I hesitated to post it because I didn't want to be a popularity grubber. But I guess most folks don't want to favorite a link that starts with "Is my penis too small?"posted by serazin at 8:27 PM on April 30, 2007

WHY THE HELL ARE PEOPLE GOING TO YOUR SITE LOOKING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT THE SEX LIVES OF MIDGETS?

Sex-based search queries to my site seem to be disproportionately about blowjobs, but I'm more amused than despairing. Midget-based-queries would definitely wear me out though.

(Plus you would not believe how many forlorn teens are sitting out there in the wee hours of the night typing Sylvia Plath excerpts into their search boxes... you feel like reaching out and giving them a hug. Which I suppose would be alarmingly unwelcome, but still, metaphorically speaking...)posted by Firas at 12:03 AM on May 1, 2007

If you use a butt plug, always buy/use one with a "flare" at the bottom so that it cannot escape inside your anus.

What on earth is it escaping from such that hiding in my anus seems like a good idea?

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