"There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow!
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear!
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire!
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire!
Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on!"
Ink illustration by Micah Ulrich.

A minimalist portrait of Grigori Rasputin from Hirsute History: a celebration of hair and influence for the scientist, philosopher, or thinker in us all. Check out the full Hirsute History collection: http://hirsute.amorphia-apparel.com