It comes with an internal renewable miniature air fueled power supply! It’s guaranteed to last a life time so long as it has some air to breath!

Use it for hiking, fishing, sparring, hunting, pranks, just to hang around and so much more! And it’s available now for $29.99 Plus Shipping and Handling…

I could do this infomercial bit all day. I would think the manufacturer would include a power supply in the design, if needed. Even if the manufacturer didn’t, Alpha would probably have the foresight to get some batteries.

Hee hee. Only 10 comments before someone made the obligatory Babylon 5 reference. Ten bucks says Darius can use it to annoy Celina, at least until Celina brags that she got her collapsible superstick years ago.

Huh. I just noticed the look of almost unholy glee on Alpha’s face in panel 2. He must really enjoy giving people gifts like that. Or he just likes giving gifts.

Maybe the same portable ************ Darius was carrying in Campus Safari? A bit of Cyantian tech that’s almost as good as having your own portal to Hammerspace!
Ilike both smiles in frame two – the one you get when you know your grand-kit is going to like your present, and the one you get when you recognize the first one.