This may help if you just must watch Fox News or listen to idiot Rush LimbaughAnti Diarrhea caplets

Secret photo of Justin Bieber. From his new album, "I'm a Twink"

Sneaky Harvard men feed these pink marshmallow twists to Yale boys because it totally destroys what little natural sex drive the Yale boys have. Ask George W. Bush who "blew out his candle" Hahahawasilla! Formulated in a back room at MIT. Al Gore was smart and wouldn't eat one.

Rush Limbaugh comes to mind as Mr. No Good for Nothing. What does he
do besides lie, talk crap and ride around in his assmobile Mabach cars?
See, worthless excess of flesh and slime. Definitely no good, a horse's
ass on his best day. Everything about Limbaughzbub shouts: ASSHOLE!!

Another creepy asshole?: that would be: Serr8d

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After listening to Rush Limbaugh you may be tempted to reach for an anti-Diarrhea tablet. Might help but don't count on it.Nach dem AbhörenLimbaughstürzen Siekönnten versucht sein,für eineTablettegegen Durchfallzu erreichen.Könnte helfen, aber nicht darauf verlassen.

Above: Rush Limbaugh Stew: What the maggot eats at home...

I know: "Potatoes"

Spudnuts Donuts in California (note: they keep the really special ones in the back. To get some of the good Spudnut donuts, you have to have the secret password which is: "There are one million toe biters in the creek" You tell em that at the counter and a whole new world of delicious donuts will open up to you. (Made with potato flour!)