All Comments

Soni I keep telling you your Stats are wrong

I always post 42 Posts to TR every Week. Best get the programmers to look and see what they have done wrong err I mean the TR Web Site Developers as we all know that Programmers are not allowed out near the public.

It will be interesting to see who reported the most spam this week but I think that Mr Deadly wins again.

42 posts

Those are Australian posts. The TR counters use American numbers. Remember, the exchange rate to American posts isn't a fixed ratio, and changes daily in response to the global economy and British bookies.

I kinda delayed the Vogan Constructor Fleet by

sending them a fully itemised account for some minor work done using American Numbers, they ran the account through their computer and their whole fleet is tied up while the computer is trapped in a logic circuit trying to make sense of the account using Vogan Numbers. They have a conversion program, but it's not working as I gave them an out of contract 2.5% discount which they can't handle - I told you I could be nasty when I wanted to.

You evil SOD

Locking the Vogans Computers into a Logic Loop will completely cripple the Vogans for all time. The Constructor Fleet will pass the problem up to their superiors and the entire Vogan Species will be unable to proceed till they work out what the problem is.

As their computers will fail to comprehend the issue they will be forced to work it out by hand and that will take them several Million Years to do and then they will have to recheck and recheck till they are satisfied that everything is now correct.

I'm sure that there will be numerous Vogan Poems written about these evil vile actions on your part and hopefully it will not cause the extinction of the Vogan Species as they are unable to procreate till they have solved the issue.

So now I suppose we all know why the Bees and Frogs have stopped disappearing. :0

Create a new discussion

If you're asking for technical help, please be sure to include all your system info, including operating system, model number, and any other specifics related to the problem. Also please exercise your best judgment when posting in the forums--revealing personal information such as your e-mail address, telephone number, and address is not recommended.

Post type

Subject title

Topic Tags

Select up to 3 tags (1 tag required)

Cloud

Piracy

Security

Apple

Microsoft

IT Employment

Google

Open Source

Mobility

Social Enterprise

Community

Smartphones

Operating Systems

Windows

Mac

Malware

Tablets

Networking

Browser

Hardware

Software

Web Developerment

Linux

Off Topic

Message Body

Track this discussion and email me when there are updates

Please note: Do not post advertisements, offensive material, profanity, or personal attacks. Please remember to be considerate of other members. If you're new to the TechRepublic Forums, please read our TechRepublic Forums FAQ. All submitted content is subject to our Terms Of Use.