And life ought to be fair, and love ought to be free. ‘S all right, though – I’m working on digitizing beer. Maybe the computers will forget. But, more likely, we’re going to get to see this guy’s college pics whenever we want from here on out.

This is why Scott Adams gets huge checks for writing comedy, and why I’m a mid-grade engineer:Pause to consider how much you would pay to see Nancy Pelosi kick Dick Cheney in the nuts on national television. I’ll bet it’s a big number. Imagine tha