The 10 Commandments (according to Apple)

We all know that for Apple fanboys, the products of this company are like religious relics, worthy of being worshiped (well maybe I exaggerate a little), But if you consider yourself a fan of the heart and give your life for Apple products, surely you have to follow these commandments:

And as they say in GeeksRoom ( hence I steal this image DD ), The one that does not comply will be punished by the hand of Jobs xD