Oral Survey #2

a) Spaghetti
b) Spaghetti and meatballs
c) Spaghetti-o's
d) Sewanee
e) Mmmm...floor pie
f) I abstain from answering this question on the grounds
that none of these thoughts may be proven as 'random',
or even as 'thoughts'.

2. Are you a yes man?

3. Are you a no man?

4. Are you a man?

5. In seven words or less, state your position on opposable green thumbs.

a) WWII
b) War of the Roses
c) War, what is it good for?
d) The Big Bang
e) The massacre in East Timor which the u.s.a continues to ignore
because it holds no economic interest in East Timor, and all
similar dire situations that the u.s.a. likes to pick and
choose among, in a seemingly random and abstruse manner.

10. Would squirrils be more entertaining without heads, or without legs?