We like John Clayton. We're glad they finally got rid of those "Look how different they are!" combat sections with Sean Salisbury and let Clayton get back to what he does best: Provide incredibly dorky updates on NFL minutiae you didn't even know that you cared about.

But, as pointed out by Golden State Warriors blog The City, Clayton has made some concessions to a career now more based in television than in the written word. Most notably: A sad, lonely hairpiece that's shifting like a global warming-induced glacier. It's nice to see Clayton paying homage to Bill Murray's character in Kingpin. It might be fun to shift that thing in a different place on his head every time he does a segment; ESPN.com, we sense an interactive opportunity for you.