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[First lines] Our story begins high above New York City in a luxurious penthouse apartment of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world's ever known. [We see Peabody in an upside-down position] Oh! Sorry, caught me doing my yoga. You were expecting a "downward dog", perhaps? [Jumps into his standing position] My name is Mr. Peabody.

I received my degree at Harvard. Vale-dog-torian, of course.

[After Sherman steps on the wrong tile, which sets off the booby trap] Oh, my.

[After doing a prat fall to entertain Mona Lisa] Is everyone amused? [He notices no one is amused, gets puzzled] Hmm. The data was so clear.

[Toga Peabody unexpectedly arrives] Nobody move! Sherman, I've got to get you out of here before you touch yourself!

Anyway, as far as I'm concerned, they get married too young in Ancient Egypt, or perhaps I'm just some old Giza.[Sherman and Penny stare at him blankly] Huh?

[After saving Sherman from a Trojan] Well, that's cutting it close.

[As Past Peabody, after Toga Peabody explains how he got back from Troy] You know what they say: If, at first, you don't succeed, troy, troy again.

[As Toga Peabody, to Past Peabody, who made a pun] THIS IS NO TIME FOR PUNS! Even good ones.

[After he bit Grunion, and Sherman asks him what to do]RUN!!!

[After Sherman made a brilliant plan on fixing the rip] Sherman... you're a genius.

[From Trailer, after flying out of the Sphinx's butt] It looks like we were the butt of that joke.

[From Trailer] You used time-travel improperly... we must rewrite history in order to save the universe!

[To Peabody, who claims that Sherman's jealous of Tut and Penny] You think I LIKE Penny?! [Peabody: Mmm-hm.] Give me a break! It's not like I want to hold her hand or go to the park with her or... [Dreamily] Watch her while she brushes her hair... [Notices that Peabody's giving him a dumbfounded look] Or anything.

[Goes through the puzzle room in a quick pace; quickly] The boat of Ra sails straight today. [Sputters] PLAY! [Steps on the wrong tile and it falls down] Uh, I mean "pay." [Steps on the right tile]

[after crashing the Flying Machine] That was PRETTY FANTASTIC!

[After He and Penny are saved from falling in the Trojan Horse by Peabody; Slurred] Mr. Peabody? [Recovers] Mr. Peabody? [He and Penny go to the cliff to observe the wreck] Mr. Peabody? Mr. Peabody?! [No answer]DAD!!![Still no answer; Sherman begins to cry]

[Miss Grunion is forcibly grabbing his arm to take him out of Peabody's penthouse] Ow, ow! You're hurting me!

The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made... was me.

If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody, who never turns his back on you and who's always there to pick you up when you fall and loves you no matter how many times you mess up; if that's what it means to be a dog, then yeah![Proudly] I'M A DOG, TOO!

Judge: Mr. Peabody, you're a Nobel Prize-winning scientist, a world-renowned explorer, and you're an Olympic gold medalist in the long jump and the decathlon. You're sure you're capable of meeting ALL the challenges of raising a human boy?

Mr. Peabody: Given all that I've accomplished, how hard could it possibly be?