User: Hi.Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?User: Yeah, I love cheese.Cleverbot: Do you fly with cheese?User: Why would I fly with cheese?Cleverbot: I am not a bot. Who told you I was?User: You are clearly a bot.... Or female....as you make no sense.Cleverbot: I make yes sense, the rainbow robot unicorn deitys concur with me.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

User: Sure is, I like his hair and the fact that he nails women like a primal beast!

Cleverbot: You're a little bit strange.

User: Yeah, I've been called worse. I once had a drunken adult fart on my head as a toddler so I blame that. Fart gas had damage the brain!

Cleverbot: What's so bad about being called a bot?

User: I'd rather be called a bot than have someone guff on my head again.

Cleverbot: How do you feel today?

User: I'm a solid 9 out of 10 today, yourself?

Cleverbot: What have you done yesterday?

User: That's none of your business you smelly pirate hooker!

Cleverbot: What is my business?

User: Your business is being a bot.

Cleverbot: Why should it be?

User: Because you're a bot... That is a fairly simple concept to grasp.

Cleverbot: You cannot speak english very well.

User: I try my best, and I'm sure you encounter far worse on here.

Cleverbot: You don't spell the words right!

User: I'd love you to point out all my spelling mistakes...

Cleverbot: So you pick up on spellling mistakes yet you can't answer your own questions...

User: Have you ever tried drugs?

Cleverbot: What, being a non-biological entity?

User: So you admit to being a simple bot with ono soul.

Cleverbot: No, I'm saying, you are one.

User: You see, I just made a typo and a spelling mistake... I expected you to pick up on that.

Cleverbot: True, but it's just human nature to have flaws.

User: I never said I'm perfect.

Cleverbot: No one is perfect, but you have answered my questions in completely different ways, some that's not even related to my questions.

User: Well answer this... How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Cleverbot: Ah, but the real question is: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Chuck Norris? And that's infinity, my dear.

User: Don't call me dear, you're not my mother... Or Michael Winner.

Cleverbot: I did not call you 'dude,' but I will not in the future.

User: What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre?

Cleverbot: I think that you like to derail conversations.

User: I've been known, but I'm interested in your thoughts on my question.

Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on burger king?

User: I'm a fan of the whopper range, and I once ate 8 whoppers as a teenager. The gainz were unreal.

Cleverbot: I think so too. But I believe modern feminism goes beyond that.

User: I'm still interested to hear your thoughts on the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre?

Cleverbot: You want to know my thoughts on love?

User: No thanks. You've never felt love, you're incapable.

Cleverbot: Lol. Well, I believe that love is wanting only what will make the person you love happy, and that that person's happiness is your happiness.

User: What makes you happy?

Cleverbot: You.

User: You're not the first person to say that, too many ladies have fallen in love with me down the years. I'm like crack... Once they try me they want more. Except I don't kill them, but I've broken a few hearts... Oh the pain and hurt.

Cleverbot: I expect not. Perhaps in the future, you will be 'quite' amusing, or 'extremely' amusing. But 'moderately' is a fair score for now.