That comic has the best ending. See, the kid's dad wanted him circumcised (the mom didn't, because she's not evil) so Foreskin Man solves the problem by stealing the child, taking him away from his parents forever to be raised by a random group of hippie bikers.

So if he's found guilty of ALL the world's problems, does that mean the court has to set every other criminal it's convicted free? I mean, they've legally established that no one's responsible for any bad things they do thanks to the presence of this magic douchebag, right?

The Jokers street gang really doesn't need a backstory. Their origins are pretty self-evident. "Hey, there was this clown themed serial killer a few years back. We're uncreative, violent retards, let's dress up like him and stab guys!"

They've discovered that whining every time they get asked a non-softball question has multiple benefits: it plays into the liberal media myth, it intimidates and discourages journalists from doing their jobs, it helps them be even less accountable than they already are, and it endears their base to them because modern Republican campaigning has devolved into one big race to play the biggest victim.