Chris Brown (insert long ridiculous rant about why he should just go away) has laid down some vocals with Rihanna look-a-like pal Teyana Taylor — stupid.

TI’s track “Im Illy” must have a massive back-beat in need of new vocals, because Chris and his gal pal decided to free-style over the instrumental version. Then, they posted it on YouTube with a fancy slide-show, featuring them both walking around airports and shaving their heads. Grammy-worthy? No. Oscar-worthy? No. Attention-worthy? Maybe.

Teyana has been twittering a lot about her and “big bro” Chris Brown in the studio, so I guess this was just bound to happen. So, if you have nothing else in the entire world to do and you want to hear lyrics like “too big and these girls run from it,” then check out the video/song after the jump.