My revision:Act 1:Then you should be able to repeat that.Act 2:And who's the president now?Act 3:Why haven't you repeated it then?

Twisted revision:Act 1:You suck so badly you had to use a pebble huh?Act 2:Too bad you don't have one.Act 3:Actually, I can. You see, you really had a lucky bowling ball, as the bowling ball has a special crystal matrix that influences quantum fluctuations...Act 4:Pebble lover.

There should also be an act 5, where the lobster starts crying and saying why won't he stop attacking his beliefs, and it obviously makes him happy why must he just ruin everything..."It's still just a pebble."