The new Hobbit trailer has fights and discoveries. And awesomeness. Sounds like today’s Door Jam.Guardian: An 80-year-old Russian got into a fight with a bear. After receiving one too many headbutts from Yusuf Alchagirov, the bear throw him over a cliff. But Yusuf survived both the tussle and the toss. He is slated to reprise his stunt in The Expendables 3. Not really. But probably.

Relevant: Glow in the dark ice cream is here. Is it safe? Well, the creator said he has eaten some of his jellyfish inspired frozen dessert and nothing weird has happened to him yet. How very … reassuring?

YouTube: Normal teaser trailers are to this Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug trailer as theatrical release BluRays are to special extended edition four BluRay sets. In other words, there is a whole lot of awesome packed into this three minute trailer.