Vanessa: Why don't you relax and take your jacket off?Jerry: Oh, I can't. I have a tendency to get chilly.Vanessa: How masculine.Jerry: Plus I'm wearing short sleeves. I don't want to expose my tattoos.

Jerry: "Quone"?Helen: 3031Jerry: "Quone"? No, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to challenge that.(Jerry picks up the dictionary.)Helen: 32Kramer: No, you don't have to challenge that. That's a word. That's a definite word.Jerry: I am challenging.Kramer: Quone. To quone something.Jerry: Uh-huh.(Jerry looks up the word.)Helen: I'm not playing with you anymore.Morty: Quone's not a word.Jerry: No good. Sorry. There it is. Get it off.Helen: (to Kramer) Why did you make me put that down?Kramer: Nah, we need a medical dictionary! If a patient gets difficult, you quone him.

George: Listen, your stuff has to be done by know, why don't you just see if it's dried?Jerry: No, no, no, don't interrupt the cycle. The machine is working, it, it knows what it's doing, just let it finish.George: You're gonna over dry it.Jerry: You, you can't over dry.George: Why not?Jerry: Same as you can't over wet. You see, once something is wet, it's wet. Same thing with dead: like once you die you're dead, right? Let's say you drop dead and I shoot you: you're not gonna die again, you're already dead. You can't over die, you can't over dry.

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Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.Jerry: Svengali.Elaine: What did I say?Jerry: Svenjolly.Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.Jerry: George?George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.

Old Lady: What's bothering you? Is it my goiter?Elaine: Goiter? What goiter?Old Lady: This football shaped growth jutting out of my neck!Elaine: Oh, noit's distinctive; as a matter of fact I wish I had one!