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For seven years, I've been testing sex toys and reviewing them on the internet. Many readers entrust their orgasms to me, and I do not take that honor lightly. My reviews are snarky, honest, and delightfully void of euphemisms. . . . read more

I am humbled by all the amazing comments you left offering improvement ideas. I’ve already implemented one of the ideas — a suggestion box where you can drop your thoughts without even giving your name. Hopefully it will be useful when you have something embarrassing you want to tell me? Or something?

Without further ado, here are the lucky winners of the 15 toys in my giveaway!

Obviously this means you should have a giveaway every day forever, in order to, uh, replicate your success.

http://heyepiphora.com/ Epiphora

Obviously.

http://subreiskyem.blogspot.co.uk/ SubReiSkyeM

I’m glad it all went well in the end! Shame I didn’t win anything but that’s life

http://twitter.com/StabbinRobots Stabbin Robots

Congrats to all the lucky winners
Thank you, ‘Piph, and all the awesome companies who made this giveaway so epic!

Pandwhora

Congrats lucky, lucky winners!

http://elspethdemina.wordpress.com/ Elspeth Demina

Through cranky commenters untold and cheaters unnumbered, you fought your way here to the castle beyond the goblin city- no wait, that’s not right… but huzzah on 4 years and to the winners. You did it. I’m proud of you.