Las Vegas BlogsLas Vegas Blog news from VEGAS.com2017-09-21T17:33:09Zhttps://blog.vegas.com/feed/atom/WordPressShaun Burgesshttps://blog.vegas.com/?p=671522017-09-21T17:33:09Z2017-09-20T22:53:44ZHut, hut, hike! Football season is back, so call up your bro tribe and dudettes because it’s on like Donkey Kong. This is that time of year when scarfing down 50 wings and guzzling a few beers is totally acceptable. Obviously, drunkenly yelling at the screen because the wrong team scored a TD is encouraged. Heck, we’ll even tag along. So place your bets and head to one of these Las Vegas bars to see how much moolah you won, or unfortunately lost.

Is gaining a football 15 a thing? If not, it is now! It’s football season, people. If you’re not cramming bar food down your throat three times a week, are you really a fan? Lucky for you, Lagasse’s Stadium inside The Palazzo changes the menu every week so you don’t get the same chicken wings all season (not like there’s something wrong with that, but go with it). And depending on the week, Chef de Cuisine Pajak picks a few teams and pays homage to their hometown with a specialty dish like Lobster po’ boy for the Patriots or BBQ brisket grilled cheese for the Texans. No matter what you pick, you’ll be in foodie heaven while rooting for your favorite team. Oh, did we forget to mention that they have 100 HD screens and plush seating? #blessed.

Broski let’s grab a brew and clink heads every time our team scores, deal? Football season is primetime for bro bonding, and at TAG Sports Bar at The LINQ we can do it 24/7. And with 200 beers at your fingertips, this is what America is all about. Place your bets, see how the odds turn out and if you win, the next round is on you. If you lose, show the bar your losing ticket and cry into a discounted $5 shot. It’s okay, we’ve all been there.

Oh, the great outdoors. That statement applies to rooftop patios, right? Beer Park at Paris Las Vegas is the football HQ – college included. This place checks all the boxes when it comes to football. It has all the TVs you need for play-by-plays, it offers 100 beers for you to choose from and on Saturdays they host a pig skin roast where they roast a FULL PIG! You won’t find that anywhere else. So time to report back to HQ, it’s game time.

Head bashing and chest bumping isn’t always a requirement when you watch football. Lily Bar and Lounge gets that sometimes you just want to relax and watch your favorite team take the field by storm and crush some skulls. And while you’re enjoying your nice, relaxing, head-smashing pastime, indulge in the pork belly nachos or wings and grab a bucket of beers with your buddies while you’re at it. This is that time of the week where you get to enjoy yourself. But, if you do want to kick it up a notch, order a touchdown (Jack Daniels whiskey, sweet vermouth, brandy infused cherry juice and chocolate bitters) every time your team goes long.

It wouldn’t be football if you didn’t put your whole life savings on the line. Well…that might be a little dramatic, but go ahead, live on the wild side and bet a few bucks. Head over to the best sports book in town at The Westgate. Place your bets and see how much moolah you bring home. We’re banking on getting enough to buy us a new car (sorry Oprah we don’t need you for this one). Or…if you don’t want to go that far you can make it rain at a Las Vegas nightclub. Speaking of the sports book, it’s “uuuuugggeee” with a 4,488 square feet of HD video screens and more than 400 seats to place your bottoms in. So don’t worry about missing a thing, because when a team scores a touchdown you’ll reeeeaaaaalllyyy see them score a touchdown.

If you’re looking for an after party, check out our other Las Vegas bars.

]]>David Clarkhttps://blog.vegas.com/?p=671182017-09-15T17:19:47Z2017-09-15T17:19:47ZWee-woo, wee-woo! No, that’s not one of those annoying yellow pills with legs. That’s our way of reminding you that the 2017 edition of Life is Beautiful is right around the corner. You know, that Las Vegas festival with Chance the Rapper, Lorde, Gorillaz, Muse and Bill Nye, just to name drop a little bit.

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Let us remind you real quick

If you’ve just spent nine days frying your brain and experimenting with “radical self-expression” in the Northern Nevada desert and haven’t heard of this festival, allow us to learn ya somethin’ real quick. Life is Beautiful is the three-day music, art, food and ideas festival held in downtown Las Vegaseach year. The festivities center on the idea that positivity prevails, culture and creativity thrive and transformation occurs. In a way, it’s pretty similar to that fire gathering up north, minus the dust in your hoo-ha.

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The deets

For three days in late September (22-24 to be exact), 18 blocks in downtown Las Vegas will transform into the type of festival grounds that every other festival wishes it could be (ooh, shots fired). Gates open at 2 p.m. with the shindig crackin’ until 1 a.m. each night (unless fingers crossed, the headliners get a wild hair and want to keep the party going).

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What to do

Sure, you’re going to want to shake what your mama gave ya to the tunes of 2 Chainz, Blink-182, MGMT, Pretty Lights, The XX and all of the other major acts that fill out the roster. But because this thing is three days long, try to take some time and explore some unfamiliar artists. Are you a Milky Chance fan? Give Vince Staples a listen. Love Slightly Stoopid or J-Boog? Why not check out Sofi Tukker or Big Wild. Talent populates the roster. Seriously, where else can you see Schoolboy Q AND Two Door Cinema Club on the same bill?

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But more than music, LIB is an experience. As such, you should mosey around and check out the art, get down on some of the more than 40 eateries and listen to some of the comedians and speakers. Artists like Morag Myerscough, Okuda San Miguel and Bicicleta Sem Freio have created some super sick murals and installations that’re totally worth the time. And we double-dog dare you to find a better backdrop to enjoy an Afters Ice Cream or a Bling Bling Dumpling. And when that food baby starts fussing, chill out and get enlightened by the likes of Bill Nye (our fav Science Guy), Bethany Mota and Rachel Platten.

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What it’ll cost ya

We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but (sad kitty emoji), 3-Day GA tickets are sold out. Sorry, but that’s what happens when you wait ‘till the last minute. You can’t treat this like you do your holiday shopping list. Lucky you, there are still some options: the 3-Day VIP pass, V+VIP pass and the ALL-IN pass. Allow us to give you the breakdown on what you’re going to get with each.

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3-Day VIP

For a cool $655 (plus those pesky fees), you’re going to come up on entry to the festival and all of that basic jazz. But what makes this thing worth it, is access to shaded VIP areas right next to the Downtown and Ambassador stages (these areas even have seating for you to park your hiney in comfort). You’re also going to come up on VIP concierge services at the Downtown and Ambassador stages, exclusive VIP-only food vendors and private cash bars. Charging stations and VIP entry lanes are cool, but the big winner here are the, wait for it, private, AIR-CONDITIONED, flushable restrooms. Shut up and TAKE. OUR. MONEY. NOW.

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V+VIP

Upgrade, please! Because for $1,195 you’re going to get all of the great things that come with the 3-Day VIP pass (FLUSHABLE TOILETS, PEOPLE) and then some. Unleash your inner boozehound with complimentary beer, wine, cocktails and daily mixology and culinary pop-ups. Want a better view of the action? Look down on those GA peasants with elevated viewing at the Downtown stage. Remember our infatuation with those bathrooms? Well, even the VIP potties can’t touch these. So get cozy and digest with the assistance of restroom attendants, and feel free to freshen up with the use of available festival survival supplies. No need to thank us.

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All-IN

Alright peeps, we’re about to go in, ALL-IN (pun intended) with this ALL-IN pass. Costing $2,495, this is not for the weak hearted, but its positives are definitely worth the extra scrilla. So, not only do you get all of the options included with the V+VIP pass, but you hit the mother lode with a special ALL-IN entry lane (complete with re-entry), Downtown and Ambassador stages side-stage viewing and two meal vouchers per day to sample any of the food vendors. Even cooler, you’re going to get access to the air-conditioned Artist Hospitality Lounge which also comes with a sweet culinary tasting hour and complimentary drinks. And for the final sha-bang, drum roll please, a five-year commemorative festival gift bag (it’s totes legit).

]]>Shaun Burgesshttps://blog.vegas.com/?p=670922017-09-12T17:18:09Z2017-09-12T17:18:09ZBrunch has become somewhat of a hot commodity over these last few years and has truly transformed into THE social event of the week. And because it’s on the hot tamale train, places are inventing new items that’ll have you devouring your dish like you’re at Taco Bell at 4 a.m. on Saturday morning – but classier. To really stand out, restaurants have to go above and beyond by creating a “wow” factor. Bottoms up, it’s time to get your brunch on at these unique places to have brunch in Las Vegas.

The queens of brunch have arrived, Dahling. They don’t need crowns, they have drag. Drag Brunch at Señor Frogs inside Treasure Island is as crazy as it sounds. In true Vegas fashion, it makes sense that we have a brunch with a drag show. We are called the Entertainment Capital of the World, and boy, do these girls know how to entertain. While you stuff your face with the all-you-can-eat buffet and all-you-can-drink mimosas, the ladies go around and flaunt their stuff. And to make it even better, the staff lets you man handle (no pun intended) a few bottles each at your table. After you see these queens perform, you’ll be strutting your stuff out of brunch. Shantay, you stay.

You don’t have to follow the rainbow to come across this pot of gold. Rí Rá at Mandalay Place gives you the perfect Irish breakfast you need after a night of Jagger bombs and searching for leprechauns. This place is one of the few that offers an array of Irish food. Dive into their Irish Breakfast, Breakfast Boxty (three eggs scrambled with Irish banger & red pepper wrapped in a potato crepe, cheddar cheese and hollandaise) or the traditional Corned Beef Hash. If there are a few things the Irish know how to do, it’s drinking and curing hangovers. So, why not do both at the same time?

Why limit brunch to just the weekend? At Tom’s Urban inside New York – New York, they embrace the burning desire for brunch by having a “most-of-the-day” brunch menu from 7 a.m. to 4 p.m every day. They understand that we love to sleep-in after a night at Hakkasan and that sometimes noon is just too early. So after you stumble out of bed, chug a few bottomless mimosas (because you’re in Vegas) and try out their unique menu items like the PB + B (that’s bacon, obvi) or the crispy chicken & cornbread pancake. Who would’ve thought peanut butter-infused pancakes with bacon and salted caramel butter would go together? Well, it does. If you aren’t drooling by now, there’s something wrong with you and we can’t be friends. Did we mention they have a patio?

We’d be doing you a great injustice if we didn’t put a buffet on here, especially since its part of our weekly ritual. Don’t judge us, it’s not a problem it’s a preference okay? Not only do you have bottomless mimosas at your fingertips, the buffet offers 500 different dishes that you can get your hands on. And it’s all yours for two payments of $19.99. If you ask us, go straight for the red velvet pancakes or their oak-grilled lamb chops, and stuff your face to the brim. We like to end our brunch excursion with their baked-to-order soufflés. Do you see why we come here every week? We need to try every combo. Food coma, activate.

Brunch at Sugar Factory is like stumbling across Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory without the judgy Oompa Loompas. It’s not every day you get a golden ticket to brunch, so do it justice by eating and drinking everything in sight. Who doesn’t love a good sugar high? Yeah, they have great food (like their Nutella chocolate chip pancakes or their farmers burger), but just wait till you order a drink. They’re so big even Augustus Gloop would have a problem finishing it. You can’t go wrong with the White Gummi or the Passion Punch. With mist pouring out of the bowl, you’d think it was made in the heavens – that’s because it was. Hyperglycemia, schmyperglycemia.

]]>David Clarkhttps://blog.vegas.com/?p=670562017-09-01T17:32:47Z2017-09-01T17:23:12ZSaying Las Vegas doesn’t have art or culture is like saying that Santa doesn’t exist. Which, IS A BIG FAT LIE. Those of us in the know can tell you there’s an abundance of art in Vegas. You’re probably just too busy stuffing your face full of tasty desserts, shakin’ your groove thang at one of the best pool parties in town or indulging in a world famous show to notice. All of these things are phenomenal, no doubt. But when you want to wipe away that day fade or ditch the midnight blackouts and get cultured, look no further. These are some of the best pieces of art in Las Vegas. No fancy-schmancy cheeses or Brinks truck-expensive champagne required.

Akhob by James Turrell

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Akhob by James TurrellTucked away on the fourth floor of Louis Vuitton inside The Shops at Crystals, Akhob offers visitors the chance to experience the vibrant hues and slowly changing, bleeding light that made Drake’s “Hotline Bling” video so popular. Admission is free, just remember that you need to make an appointment at least a week in advance, due to popularity. Thanks a lot, Drizzy.

Another Sky by Anne Patterson

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Another Sky by Anne Patterson
Adding to the culture of the Las Vegas Strip, Anne Patterson’s “Another Sky” at The Palazzo Las Vegas is the immersive installation we couldn’t imagine life without. This thing offers more color and enchantment than the dessert section of a Las Vegas buffet. The feels given by the 32 miles of reflective ribbon are so worth the price of admission (which is free, BTW).

Seven Magic Mountains by Ugo Rondinone

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Seven Magic Mountains by Ugo RondinoneWe got big rocks and we can not lie. We apologize for the corniness. Anyways, Seven Magic Mountains is a bit of a drive from the Strip. But you know what? We’ve all driven a little bit out of our way to see someone –err-, something much less attractive. Located near Jean Dry Lake and Interstate 15, these neon hued rocks are as trippy as any experience in the desert we’ve ever had before. Normally we’d never recommend driving out to the middle of the desert for some rocks, but these ones are free.

Lou Ruvo Center for Brain Health

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Lou Ruvo Center for Brain Health
In a city full of the unique and abstract, the Lou Ruvo Center for Brain Health stands out by a mile. Designed by Frank Gehry, this 60,000 square-foot complex hosts events to raise money for research and clinic visits. We’re not the ones who are crying, you are.

Downtown Street Art

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Downtown Street Art
Well, we guess the secret is out. Downtown Las Vegas is one of the hottest (no pun intended) cities in America for street art. Basically every corner features a mural or installation of some sort, but maybe nothing is more indicative of downtown’s commitment to street art than Shepard Fairey’s 21 story mural on the Plaza Hotel & Casino. Petty taggers, step aside. Downtown is a place for the pros.

If you’re lookin’ to get the 4-1-1 on other things to do in Las Vegas, check out our Las Vegas Attractions page.

]]>Shaun Burgesshttps://blog.vegas.com/?p=670462017-08-23T18:40:42Z2017-08-23T18:01:34ZA few weeks ago, BAZ Bootcamp gave me the opportunity to step into the shoes of a Las Vegas show performer. Who knew that “preparing” for my time in the spotlight meant more than drinking a mojito a night? Works every Friday night *shoulder shrug*. It was hard and intense, and it gave me a lot of appreciation for the performers who do this five nights a week. Check out my whole experience in this video.

THE BOXING MATCH OF THE CENTURY IS UPON US (or, the newest one since that whole #MayPacalypse thing)! Get ready folks, because Floyd “Money” Mayweather (49-0) and “The Notorious” Conor McGregor (21-3) are throwing down at Las Vegas’ T-Mobile Arena like we do at the buffet.

The Beef

If you’re just coming down from your State of Nevada-legalized high and are wondering how this circus act of a fight happened in the first place, you’re not alone. Long story short: these dudes were just talkin’ smack. And talk smack they did, because everyone knows about this fight, even the old ladies down at the beauty salon. Name another time in history where the world’s top boxer (Mayweather) fought the UFC’s biggest star (McGregor)? NEVER! This is a big deal, especially once you combine Las Vegas’ fightin’ history with the new car smell of T-Mobile Arena.

Where to Watch The Fight

Now that the fight is here, you’re going to want to be in Vegas to catch the action up-close-and-personal. There’s only one issue: the price of that ticket. Tickets are going to set you back a couple thousand bones (even King Midas would’ve flinched). If your passion for the fight outweighs the bread in your bank account, don’t even trip, because guess who has two thumbs and all the deets you need to enjoy the big fight in Vegas? We’re obviously talking about ourselves.

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If you’re going through the trouble of watching the big fight in Las Vegas in person, you’re going to want to be as close to the action as possible. So pull up some stump at MGM Grand, Bellagio or Aria, where a cool $290 gets you entry into a closed circuit viewing party complete with enough all-you-can-drink booze to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool. If you’d rather not sail on the S.S. Blackout, The Mirage, Monte Carlo, New York-New York, Luxor and Excalibur all have packages starting at $150 (select locations have food and beverage options starting at $99).

The After-Party

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Now that you know where to enjoy the boxing action, it’s time to set your sights on the after-party. McGregor has let it be known that his official jump off is going down at Wynn Resort’s Encore Beach Club. Pack your swimsuits and water wings, because this is a pool party folks. As predicted, “Money” Mayweather is having his fiesta at his strip club, Girl Collection (hey Champ, if you’re reading this and want a feature, give our advertising department a jangle). And because knowledge is power, here’s the 4-1-1 on other top nightclubs in Las Vegas.

Other Things to Do

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Are you down for the count on late night festivities? Lucky you, we happen to have a few non-club ideas for ya. After a solid night’s sleep and an ice pack, you’ll be ready to embrace the liberating vibrations that you can only experience at Machine Gun Vegas. This place is like Ivan Drago’s gym in Rocky IV. It’s so state-of-the-art that they’ll be able to strap you up with everything from a fully automatic Browning M1919 to a Ruger Super Redhawk pistol. We’re no weapons experts, but we assume that those guns will break you.

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Appreciate the speed of a fighter like Manny Pacquiao? Maybe you have an affinity for exotics (nah, we’re not talkin’ about women *ba dum tss*)? If so, the only way to quench your thirst is to hit up Exotics Racing. Name a car and Exotics has it: McLaren 570S? Yup. Lamborghini Gallardo? Uh huh. Ferrari 458 Italia? Chya, brah. Much like Conor McGregor, this is an opportunity for you to fight your dream fight. Unless you’re making that Mayweather money (or you just got KO’d), when are you ever going to be in the driver’s seat of a foreign import, rippin’ through hairpin turns?

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Maybe you’re a sucker for a view. Like a ringside seat, there’s no better view of Vegas than Maverick Helicopter’s Vegas Nights tour. The Las Vegas Strip is as iconic as some of the legends who’ve fought under the city’s bright lights. Catching the Strip from this angle is a once-in-a-lifetime experience (trust us, we’ve done it).

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Who’s going to win the fight? Unfortunately, our Fortune Teller’s license expired a few months ago, so legally, we can’t make that call. What we can say though, is that now you have some options on how to spend the big fight weekend in Vegas. It’s hard to say where we’re watching the fight. We’re just hoping that we won’t be ending the night with a giant steak over our eye.

]]>Shaun Burgesshttps://blog.vegas.com/?p=669792017-08-03T19:01:58Z2017-08-03T19:01:58ZWhether you’re sassy, energetic, down-to-earth or intuitive – we can always use the excuse “I can’t help it, I’m an (insert astrology sign here).” This may not be your morning newspaper or favorite magazine telling you what will happen to you today, this month or even this year. But according to the super scientific world of astrology, and because we’ve smoked enough grass (legally) to have a heart-to-heart with the universe, this is which Vegas show you should see based on your zodiac sign.

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Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18) – The Smith Center

Traits: Original, Humanitarian, Intellectual

Pinkies up, smarty pants. Aquarius, you know we’re talking to you. Your originality and humanitarian efforts make you the perfect match with The Smith Center. Just by booking your tickets, you’re supporting performing arts and making this world a better place. The elegant concert hall offers different performances every month like “The Color Purple,” “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time,” a cabaret room for jazz lovers and the most classic Christmas extravaganza you ever did see, Nevada Ballet’s “The Nutcracker.” Support a good cause and catch a show at The Smith Center.

We’re being a little straight forward with this one. Every fish needs water, so jump into the deep end at “O” by Cirque du Soleil at Bellagio. You will feel right at home, Pisces when you see the performers dive into the water or resurface from beneath the submerged stage. By the end of the show, you’ll feel like these performers are part of your school of fish. Although the water looks dreamy, please stay in your seat. We know your heart longs for it but leave it up to the performers, there’s a pool for all your water whimsies back at your hotel.

Not even Match.com could set up this romance, Aries. The stars have aligned on this one so go check out Absinthe at Caesars Palace. The host may fling a million insults at you and get you fired up, but as soon as the show starts you’ll see why you two are soulmates. The first “circus” act might be the most courageous of them all. We don’t know about you, but when a man starts stacking 10 chairs and climbing up them like a monkey, our hearts start to race. This is the type of high-energy act that revs your engine. And there are more physically strenuous stunts where that came from. So, step right up and sign on the dotted line – we’ve just introduced you to your show mate.

You’re not dreaming (but we may pinch you anyway), we really are setting you up with the finer things in life. Le Rêve at the ultra-swanky Wynn will tap into the emotions we all know you have dear Taurus, but you’re too stubborn to admit it. Once the curtain gets sucked into the ceiling like a vacuum you’ll be thrusted into a love story that takes many unexpected turns. You might feel overwhelmed with possessiveness when the love triangle forms, but don’t worry it works out in the end. In the meantime, watch the performers execute stunts and dance moves that will make you want to get up out of your seat. This is one show you can count on to deliver unrivaled entertainment.

It’s only fitting that we picked a show revolved around two people for the Geminis. Penn & Teller at Rio will stroke your curiosity and also resolve it, we know that doesn’t make sense right now but that’s why you have to see the show. They start off by tricking your mind, then turn around and tell you how they do it. The last time we checked, magicians weren’t supposed to tell their secrets. But we’re also not magicians so we appreciate them telling us what’s behind the curtain. Nonetheless, it checks off all your boxes by being chatty, intelligent, witty and even flexible (see the picture above). We don’t really believe in fate, but you’ll probably feel like you were separated at birth.

By the end of this paragraph, you’ll probably be feeling a different emotion. We understand you have all the feels, and that’s why we paired you up with V – The Ultimate Variety Show at Planet Hollywood. With seven different acts taking the stage, this show has as much variety as you have moods. We can’t tell you exactly what you’ll see since they’re always changing up their roster, but it’ll probably be something along the lines of a street dancer, a master juggler, the Skating Aratas and some rhythmic gymnastics. After the first act, you’ll soon realize they’re big boys and girls so there’s no need to bring out your protective side and become helicopter parents. We know you care, but they’re experts at these death-defying stunts and it shows.

When you care for someone deeply, you’ll do anything for them. And no one gets that more than BAZ: Star-Crossed Love at The Palazzo. It combines three iconic love stories (“Romeo & Juliet,” “Moulin Rouge” and “The Great Gatsby”) that will leave you in awe over the production value and their powerhouse vocals. The three classics merge to form the ultimate ballad you’ll want to sing to your other half, or your mom depending on who you love more. If there’s anything you take away from these tragedies, it’s that you should take charge and confess your love to the person you’ve been crushing on for a couple months before it’s too late.

Although Vegas is known to get a little naughty with a side of stripper, we have some things that will appeal to your reserved nature. Céline Dion at Caesars Palace is a classic legend that gives you the bang, boom, pow of the show business you like without any of the skimpy outfits. When she walks on stage you’ll think she came straight off the runway in Paris Fashion Week with her elegant and dazzling gowns. And if you’re not hooked yet, wait till she belts out a few ballads. You’ll be shocked on how fast you fall in love with her, especially because you’re a stickler for quality. Céline is iconic, so there’s no such thing as an off night. So don’t think you’ll get away with being critical, because you won’t have anything to say but “wow.”

If we were running into a crowd full of protestors, we’d want a Libra by our side. You’re all about fighting for what’s right, and that’s why we paired you up with LOVE by Cirque du Soleil at The Mirage. The Beatles songs are political and talk about fighting the system to create a respectable world. This show takes you on a journey through their classic hits with peace and-ahem-LOVE sprinkled everywhere (obv.). We haven’t seen this much flower power since the ‘60s, so embrace it.

Is it getting hot in here or did a Scorpio just arrive? Your passion is your most apparent quality and that’s why you have to go see Zumanity by Cirque du Soleil at New York – New York. This show explores the many sides of sexuality. If we had to place it on the steamy scale, it goes from the “Titanic” car scene to Christian Grey’s red room real fast. These performers are oozing with determination to get into their partners pants so much you won’t be able to peel your eyes away. And although you’ll feel the need, don’t take your clothes off until you’re back in your room or your drunk friend tells you to (which might not be a good idea either but whatever).

Listen up, Sagittarius. We nailed this one right on the head and you’ll like it. Drag Brunch at Señor Frogs enhances every adventurous, irresponsible and restless bone in your body to the point of major sass overload. These queens were born outspoken and will put anyone in their place. And to make the deal even sweeter, it’s all you can drink mimosas which is Vegas lingo for “Let’s get schwasty.” Let the show (and your unraveling) begin, you’ve just met your match.

Oh, look at you fellow Capricorns. Conservative, resourceful, ambitious – all the traits for the perfect spouse and if this was a dating website we’d be in heaven. Human Nature Jukebox at The Palazzo is about as ambitious as shows get. Before they became famous in the U.S., these Aussie heart throbs were part of the big leagues, and still are in Australia. These mates put on a riveting show with music from past decades that will loosen you up. Instead of listening to a backing track for 90-minutes, you’ll appreciate their finely-tuned voices that show years of discipline. We might not be ready now, but we’ll call you when we’re thinking about walking down the aisle.

Ahh, do you smell that? Yup, that’s the sweet smell of new sneakers and fresh maple. Breathe it in and breathe it deep, ladies and gentlemen, because the NBA Summer League is back in Las Vegas. For 11 days Las Vegas becomes the epicenter of the basketball world, as the hopes and prayers of franchises and grown adults (us included) drastically rise and fall based on every success and failure of recent draft picks.

Since you’re solely focused on hoops (and since we’re Vegas experts), we’re going to hook you up with the ultimate NBA Summer League Las Vegas rundown. These are the places where you’re going to want to stay and eat, the things you’re going to want to do and the places you’re going to want to party. With your itinerary all taken care of, you can get back to more important things like working on your post-up game or protecting your new J’s from getting scuffed. And if you still haven’t swooped up your tickets yet, there’s no need to say thank you, because you can get those right here.

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What you’ll need to know:
Before you go plundering through the desert for 11 days all willy-nilly, there are some things about NBA Summer League Las Vegas you need to know. First off, this is the crème de la crème of summer leagues (not that we’re biased or anything). This isn’t some pick-up session where dudes are just trying to get some run in. This is the official summer league of the NBA. We’re talkin’ 24 of the NBA’s 30 teams at your fingertips. Basically, the chances of getting all up in the personal space of your favorite players is about as likely as you getting tossed in the slammer for doing something dumb. A total of 67 games will be played from July 7th through the 17th, so there’s plenty of hoops action to satisfy even the most glutinous of hardwood fanatics. Every team will compete in three games before getting seeded in a tournament to decide who the champs will be (the ‘chip is going down on July 17th, FYI). Ultimately, each squad (depending on wins and losses) will get the chance to play at least five games. So there’s plenty of opportunity to watch your favorite team/young player.

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Where you’re going to stay:Aside from choosing which games you’re going to attend, deciding where to stay will be the biggest decision you’ll have to make. While you can’t go wrong with any of the hotels in Las Vegas, there are definitely a few that offer the distinct advantage of being super close to the Thomas & Mack Center and Cox Pavilion (you know, the places where the games are held). The Hard Rock Hotel, Tropicana Las Vegas and Tuscany Suites & Casino are all a ten minute car ride away, so you’re about as close to the action as those whistle wearing zebras. If you don’t mind being on the other end of the Strip, check out The Palazzo. It’s still close, but they put you right in the action of the Strip. And who knows, you might even bump into a player or two (we’ve actually ran into Brian “The White Mamba” Scalabrine, once. And it was as magical as it sounds).

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Where you’re going to eat:You can’t be running around all day on an empty stomach. That’s how you get cramps! After a long, hard day of watching other people be active, it’s time for you to sit back and treat yo’ self. Have you ever had a home-cooked, Latin American dish? Trust us, it’s totally how you want to unwind after rooting for your favorite squad all day. That being the case, you’re going to want to hit up Chica inside The Venetian. Not only is the food as fresh as the stuff your Tia used to make, it’s just as authentic –and maybe even more delicious. Personally, we’re in love with the arepas and Brazilian beef tenderloin, but you were a backup point guard your senior year, so who are we to tell you how to live your life? If you’re in the mood for some pub grub, head on down to Tom’s Urban at New York-New York. I hope you laced up your high-tops, because you’re going to be slam dunking chicken wings into a bowl of ranch all day long. For those who aren’t the carnivorous type (we’re looking at you, certain player from The Finals who will not be named), Tom’s just so happens to be sensitive to the needs of vegetarians and vegans, too. They have crispy Brussels sprouts on deck, as well as asadero hash browns, which is quite the mouthful, isn’t it? It’s like trying to say “Giannis Antetokounmpo” five times fast.

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What you’re going to do:Since stretching is for sissies, after mealtime you’re going to want to unwind by catching a show. Las Vegas shows are to us what Michael Jordan is to basketball. We’re the G.O.A.T. And since you’re here for a good time, you’re going to want to see Piff The Magic Dragon at Flamingo. Known for losing “America’s Got Talent,” Piff is part magic and part comedy show rolled into one, with a little Chihuahua sprinkled in (you’ll have to see the show to know what’s up). Since you’re into pounding the rock down low and insane pre-game dance routines, you’re going to want to check out Jabbawockeez at MGM Grand. Rising to fame on “America’s Best Dance Crew,” these guys are the real deal on the dance floor, which is no small feat, because It usually takes us a few drinks to get that much confidence. And you can’t come to Vegas without seeing Absinthe at Caesars Palace. Trust us on this, an offensive host plus wild, lingerie-clad acrobatics always equals a good time. On the other hand, if you and your significant other have enough kids in your party to field a starting five (heck, even one kid can feel like three sometimes), then hit up the Mandalay Bay Shark Reef or TopGolf Las Vegas. Both are family-friendly and will at least keep their faces out of that IPad… for a few hours anyways.

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Where you’re going to party:The best place to be in Vegas during the summertime (when you’re not courtside, obvi) is next to a pool. If you have kids, every hotel has an awesome pool to swim and splash around in and stuff, but if you’re kid-free (or can ditch them in the lobby), you’re going to want to check out The Aquatic Club at The Palazzo. This adults-only pool is equal parts party and relaxation. Wanna get active? Feel free to get down on the floating ping-pong table. Are you more feelin’ more leisurely? Then kicking up your shell-toes inside a country club-inspired cabana is where it’s at. If you like your warm-up music live, you’re definitely going to want to park your water wings at Drai’s Beachclub on top of The Cromwell. With an ever-changing lineup that features hip-hop all-stars like Kendrick Lamar, Chris Brown and Rae Sremmurd, they’re easily the best pool for live music in Vegas (and their rooftop views of the Strip ain’t half bad, either). And ladies, we haven’t forgotten about you, because the men of Magic Mike Live at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino are going to show you what it means to run a full-court press. Channing Tatum helped create the show, so you know it’s the real deal. And because the show doesn’t allow you to throw money at the fellas (they give you pink “you’re welcome” slips instead), you can go ahead and splurge on the Summer League gear you’ve been eyeing.

There you have it, your rundown of all things NBA Summer League Las Vegas. If you have any questions or anything, feel free to shake us down. We’ll be wearing Kobe jerseys to every game, so we should be as easy to find as a two dollar bill at a Las Vegas strip club.

It’s another Joe Schmoe Tuesday, and once again you’re sitting at your desk daydreaming about your next vacation. Then, it suddenly becomes a nightmare. You think to yourself, “I have bills to pay,” “What If I miss meeting my soulmate when I’m gone” and the uje, “Who would go with me?” Don’t look at it like a nightmare, but as an opportunity to explore the world and get to know yourself. And we’re here to give you the nudge you need. Coincidentally, we know the perfect place, Vegas baby! The only place you can get the whole world on one street.

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First Excuse: I don’t have the money

Now, now no need to be dramatic, we’ve all been there. There are countless times we spent way too much money on alcohol (or avocado toast) and had to eat off the dollar menu for a month straight. We’re not asking you to put on a sequin dress and become a “lady of the night” on that questionable corner in your hometown. We’re just saying these travel tips will save you so much money, you won’t have to bet your last dollar on keno like the Grizzwalds.

First off, if you haven’t been in a cramped seat on a budget airline or laid on a hard mattress in your hotel room, now’s a perfect time. Joking aside, start looking at Las Vegas flights and hotels six weeks in advance to get the best travel deals. *cough* for a cheaper price book your trip in the Vegas off season like summer or winter time *cough*. Once you get over that painless money dump, you’ll be well on your way to walking off the runway in Sin City.

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When it comes to keeping the hotel bill to a minimum (we’re talking around 35 bucks a night) you want to look at Flamingo, Bally’s, Luxor, Excalibur or any other 3-star hotel. If the Strip is too “mainstream” for you, change things up and look downtown at The D, don’t lie, you just giggled a little bit (so did we). Get your mind out of the gutter, it just so happens to be the name of a hotel in Vegas that has affordable digs.

To take saving a buck a step further, there are a few things you can do once you’ve touched down in Sin City. Welcome to Extreme Couponing: Vegas Edition (there aren’t physical coupons, but you get the point). Instead of spending a few bills at a fancy schmany restaurant for dinner, go during lunch. Your eyes will pop out of your head when the bill comes and you see the prices cut in half. Next, drink as many beers, cocktails or wine bottles during happy hour. It’s half the price (usually) and by the end of it, you’ll be so drunk your buzz won’t wear off till the next morning. And lastly, check out our deals page for the best Vegas deals. Vacation is like thrift shopping, the only difference is you leave with a bunch of kickass experiences instead of possessions.

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Second Excuse: I don’t have anyone to travel with

Traveling alone will never get easier, but you’ll feel like a badass riding on a Harley with a hawk on your shoulder after you do it. And to ease your mind a little more, last year 42 million people came to Vegas, so you’re never really alone. And with modern day technology or as Apple likes to say, “There’s an app for that,” there are easy ways to meet other solo travelers. Check out Flip the Trip or SoloTraveller. These two resources guarantee that you’ll find other people like you to party with.

Orrrrrrrr you could do it the old-fashioned way and meet new people at a Las Vegas bar (gasp). Then one day when your future kids are glued to their technological devices you could tell them a ‘back in my day’ story – it’s like going full circle from when our parents used to tell us they walked five miles in the snow to school. So, here are a few places with easy ice breakers.

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You don’t have to venture far to find a bar with public games like shuffleboard, beer pong and life-sized Jenga. ameriCAN at the LINQ Promenade or Gold Spike in Downtown Las Vegas are the perfect bars for solo visitors. Get a few games in with a rando group of people, take some shots and the next thing you know, you’re besties. All drunken adventure stories start with shots of tequila, so here’s your chance to make new friends. You don’t have to go full “Hangover” experience on them, but drunchies at a hole-in-the-wall at 4 a.m. is a great way to bond with someone for life.

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Third Excuse: I don’t have time off

We don’t know what burns faster: a Popsicle on a sidewalk in June or your vacation time. There’s never enough of it, but we’re here to give you the next best idea since the invention of alcohol itself– holiday weekends. But not all holidays are created equal, book the ones that are meant for family, not your bros. Sorry fam, we’re skipping out on Christmas and going to Vegas to make some new friends. Tell them to mail that 25th pair of snowman socks because these three to four day weekends were built for people who need some extra vacay hours. And if three days aren’t enough there’s always the classic *cough cough* “I’m sick” excuse (don’t worry, your secret is safe with us).

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A drink in Vegas sounds better than that mound of paperwork waiting on your desk right now. So stop dreaming about your vacation and book it. The time is now, and your life will flash before your eyes if you keep making excuses. Don’t look back at your life and be full of regret because you didn’t travel. Look back at your life and regret that thing you did with that bartender in the back alley behind the Stratosphere. Here’s a shameless plug to our website to check out our Las Vegas travel deals. We’ll be seeing you real soon.

What does Murica look like to you? To us, it’s sippin’ a cold one in the back of a monster truck while our 1992 Billy Rae Cyrus mullet and stars n’ bars-printed swim trunks flap oh-so eloquently in the wind. And since we don’t know how to get our paws on a 1500 horsepower, communist crushing, death spewing monster truck (seriously, we’ve looked all over Craigslist), we’re going to have to celebrate Lady Liberty a little differently. Since we’ve thrown a rager or two in our day, we’re going to give you the rundown on how to spend the 4th of July in Las Vegas.

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Lets call a spade a spade: Vegas is a different animal, especially when it comes to celebrating Ol’ Glory. As such, we can’t stress how important it is to start FreedomFest 2K17 with a hearty ass meal. If you want America to profusely dribble out of your pores, look no further than PBR Rock Bar & Grill. They’re the ultimate party spot. And since this is America, who are we to tell you to not partake in a little beer pong or battleshots? Just don’t forget the mission: grub. So get down on some smoked brisket, bbq pork ribs, sultry chicken and waffles or, if you’re really feelin’ nasty, try the famed Dorito mac & cheese.

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With a belly full of some form of meat n’ taters, it’s time to celebrate your right to arm bears –err, bear arms. So strap on a Rambo approved headband, bare those arms and head down to Machine Gun Vegas. This state-of-the-art indoor gun range is your real life “Call of Duty.” We’re talking pistols, fully automatic machine guns, historical guns and way more. So is that a fully automatic Browning M1919 or are you just happy to see us? Either way, with piece in hand, it’s time to spray all over your target of choice: Osama Bin Laden, zombies, hostage situations and standard qualification targets are just a few of the most popular options. And you get to keep your target too. You know, as proof that you were able to unload all over Osama Bin Laden’s face. #Murica.

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With adrenaline levels only exceeded by your burning love for America, it’s time to continue the stoke with a visit to the Richard Petty Driving Experience. Remember that mullet we mentioned earlier? It’s going to look pretty sweet while you’re pushin’ 600 ponies worth of horsepower and reaching speeds upwards of 150 mph around the hairpin turns of the Las Vegas Motor Speedway. And there’s no need to pray to Oprah Winfrey or Tom Cruise because trained professionals and instructors are on hand to help you be more like Richard Petty, and less like Ricky Bobby.

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Since we’re technically not allowed to shotgun brewskis on the middle infield of Las Vegas Motor Speedway, it’s time to take the party to ameriCAN Beer & Cocktails at The LINQ Promenade. ameriCAN does serve cocktails, but you’re here for the suds, and they have nearly 70 types of canned cervezas, if you can believe it. Since “America” is in the bar’s name, it’s only right that you can begin your pilgrimage of liquid courage at a place that has offerings from each of the 50 states. You’d basically be like Lewis and Clark, except drunker and with far fewer beaver pelts (unless you’re into that sort of thing). And for reasons that don’t need further explanation, we’re going to recommend that you start with a Nevada selection. **Winky face emoji**

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Now that you’re well lubricated and have stumbled through as much of America’s nectar as the barkeep would allow, it’s time to spice things up a bit and embrace your inner sexpot. We’re talkin’ X Burlesque (or X Country, if you’re a sucker for the cathartic melodies of a Mr. Hank Williams Jr.). This adults-only, topless review is equal parts seductive fantasy and dance-off, with enough stand-up comedy sprinkled in to keep the mood lighthearted. After a day full of testosterone fueled bad-assery, this is probably a good time to mention that while having a good time is encouraged, we suggest that you keep your mitts off the ladies.

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By this point in the evening, on a patriotic scale of one to ten, you should be feeling somewhere between a shirtless Chuck Norris, flying on the back of a giant Bald Eagle across the Rockies, and Rocky Balboa knocking out Ivan Drago with a Philly cheesesteak in one hand and the Declaration of Independence in the other. With freedom bursting out of your seams, it’s time to celebrate America’s birthday under The Strip’s barrage of fireworks. But you’re not one to merely sit on the sidelines. No, you’re going to join in on the action. Head to the top of Drai’s Beachclub, where you can purchase their Fire in the Sky Fireworks Package. There’s no better way to celebrate your freedom than by unapologetically launching your American pride all over Las Vegas while belting an acapella version of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” That’s how you celebrate the 4th of July in Las Vegas. Happy birthday, America.