'DOLL' FACE: Diana is one of the "Russian Dolls" who frequent clubs like Rasputin (left) in Brighton Beach. Photo: Giovanni Rufino

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There is something terribly wrong with Lifetime’s new reality show, “Russian Dolls.” The problem? Most of the “Dolls” seem to be from Ukraine — not Russia.

Seeing how Ukraine is the largest contiguous country in Europe (yes, Europe) with a population of 46 million, it’s tough to mistake it for Russia — no? It’s like calling all Hispanics Puerto Rican.

That being said, they refer to themselves as Russians, live in Brighton Beach and think that bling the size of ice flows and fur coats the size of polar bears are basic wardrobe staples. In other words, every Russian stereotype is in place.

Part “Jersey Shore,” part “Real Housewives,” “Russian Dolls” differs from the others in that the producers don’t look down on them like they’re stupid house pets to be laughed at and ridiculed.

The young 20-somethings are, for the most part, stunningly beautiful. Plus they are volatile, passionate, tacky and they drink a lot. What’s not to like?

Ditto the older people who haven’t realized they aren’t still 20, and are also volatile, overdressed and insanely driven.

There is the usual reality contingent of bitchy women and clueless men. In the younger generation, it’s Anastasia, who is 25 and refuses to stop going to college on her parents’ dime. When her mother asks her how they’ll pay for her latest interest, law school, she yells at her, “I don’t want your f-cking money, bitch!”

In another episode, Anastasia gets into it with one of the most beautiful young women, Anna, who has opened a mod eling school with students who actu ally look like fashion models, not cheesy pinups.

Beautiful, blonde Diana, on the other hand is sweet, shallow and a man killer, especially to non-Russian men.

Of the older women, Marina is the nastiest of the lot. She and her husband own Rasputin, a restaurant/club, which she refers to as “the most famous Russian restaurant in the world!” (We won’t mention the Russian Tea Room.)

Tonight, her mother-in-law, Eva, the best character on the show (too bad she’s not the star), enters a “grandma beauty contest.” Marina trashes the show as well as her mother-in-law and makes her husband and children leave before Eva is even announced as the winner. It’s horrible.

In an upcoming episode, she proposes a barter-for-bling payment scheme. Clue to the clueless: The IRS is watching.

Huge egos, big tempers, blood feuds and bling. As handsome Eddie says, “We have all those things in Brighton Beach.”