yea but he only noticed wen the neighbor said "hey this is awesome u gotta come over and see this" dad says "hmm that naked girl in the shower looks familiar...hey wait a sec... what the fuck that's my house and my kid WTF man"

Exactly they aren't that expensive, yet it wasn't a requirement? I thought it was standard to put up something for the bathroom. Idiot OP, how stupid are you, do you have nothing on your windows in your bedroom either?

I wouldve tied him up and skinned him and his family slowly draining his family of thier blood into the tub where I would empty out all thier organs and use a skull as a bowl forcing the guy to eat his famies organs and blood as I'm drowning them one by one into the tub of blood n body parts. then I'd chop off his limbs throwing him in makin him drown but for a faster n more painful death I'd slowly slit his throat as well.

Yea really, you have nothing to worry about so long as you don't have a whorish daughter who leaves the blinds open. And how have you noticed and she not noticed, maybe she knowingly puts on shows for him?

No breech of privacy if the view is visible from public property or private property owned by a third party. It's more likely the daughter would get charged under whatever laws cover public nudity, although the law in this area varies significantly by juristiction.

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