YOU WERE RIGHT BABE!!

“You were totally right, babe: those tights really do lift up my butt! I mean, it’s a little bit weird that I’m wearing tights, but it’s not like you can see them.”

“Exactly! You’re wearing jeans over them, so it can just be our little secret. Besides, your butt looks so good in that blonde wig, red top and matching heels.

“How could I…yeah, you’re right! I should probably just wear tights under my pants all the time! And I guess I should probably invest in my own, right?”

“Definitely, honey, but you can keep that pair. We should get you some more of that brand, for sure; in fact, I’d say you should exclusively buy Mystique hosiery, since we know you look so good in them!”

“Sounds like a plan to me! I’m sorry I was so weird about it in the first place — this was a great plan!”

It sure was, sweetheart…and the longer I keep you wearing that magic pantyhose, the less necessary the plan will be once you forget ever being a man!