1. Someone's trying to fan me from across the visible universe
2. Someone's trying to fan me from 3/4ths of the way across the visible universe
3. The force is bearing down upon me with the strength of a thousand men. I am slowly and painfully pushed against the floor, until I am molded with the very earth itself. I cannot see, hear, or speak. All I feel is pain. I live on until the end of time, slowly losing my sanity as my torture continues.