Most bizarre, period, whether or not I'd care to see it: Oh man. Kimahri/some human, although you already have the corner on the Kimahri smut market (and it was hot! The descriptions of the cat tongue & the overfull pain-pleasure of dealing with Ronso-sized parts...were really very hot. I'm not quite sure how I should feel about this). Tobli/Ormi, for FFX-2. In that order, Tobli on top, otherwise it would be a mess. (No, I can't entirely believe I just thought about that :P)

"Uh...those are crack pairings?" I have a feeling that this quote is going to get more ironic as people keep adding replies up above.

I'm scared now. *points at animecrush somewhere back there* Somehow I could image poor naive Shelinda getting bowled over by Seymour when he was prowling to the fridge some night in the mood for a late-night snack.

And no, I'm not writing it. There are limits.

Or, we could just go for complete crossover crack and have a CidxCidxCidxCidxCid scene....

I wrote a Jecht/Shoopuf crack!fic once... Also attempted a Buddy/Barkeep but I never finished it. and it's not terribly cracky, but I've always wanted to read a Tidus/Isaaru fic xD I keep hoping that SOMEDAY someone will write one :D