Lady GaGa Has a Tiny Penis

Apparently GaGa copped to this a long time ago, but somehow it didn’t make a splash in the news until there was video of her penis hanging out during a concert. The peen in question makes its big debut just after the 1:00 mark.

So GaGa’s a hermaphrodite — I thought that was a politically correct term, but I’ve been informed the more PC term is “intersexual.” She has a penis and a vagina and she identifies as female. This is reportedly her statement about it, although take it with a grain of salt, because I haven’t been able to trace it back to any reliable source:

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.

So whatever. If it’s not a big deal to her, it’s not a big deal to me. John Hughes died today. I’m in no mood to make a fuss over Lady GaGa’s tiny remnant penis.

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Funnily enough, the fact that she is “intersexual” and open and comfortable with it makes me like her even more. It also kinda explains the drag-queen like behavior and look! Glad to be the one to share this with you EB!!!

Would this be the first artist using sexual ambiguity to shock and stir controversy? Didn’t David Bowie and Madonna pioneer this? I wouldn’t be a surprise at all if she wore a prosthetic penis and wanted people to think she has a pecker just to make people talk about her. How gullible are you people? If I were her and got asked by a reporter, I’d reply with a playful “bend over and you can find out what I’m packing”

Do any of you really think Alex Skarsgaard would be in a video with her in bed kissing her if she were “intersexed” he’s Swedish, and possibly that okay with it, but somehow I don’t see him doing that video with her if she wasn’t a female. Her jaw line is very female, not male, she also has female hips. The fact that she is friends with Perez means I don’t buy her CD’s but she’s fun to see every once in a while. Every era has it’s Grace Jones, Donna Summer, she is just this era’s lucky disco dance queen. It won’t last. Perez is a tool who needs his wiener punched so it ends up inside him and he’s intersexed. Forever.

No shit Abbi. Even if everyone didn’t already know what you stated they could “Google” it. This site isn’t about blow hards like you giving sex ed lessons. It is about people giving opinions and such. Here are my opinions. Your an idiot and Lady Gag…Gag….(those are the sounds she heard when her first boyfriend discovered her Vienna Sausage (or should I say her male “characteristic”). She is an untalented fucking weirdo. Penis or no penis!

Why are you so rude? Why can’t you act like a civilised adult instead of a bullying child? Just because you can’t see people’s faces on here it doesn’t mean that those commenting don’t have feelings. I don’t think it is your place to tell people if their comment is relevant or not when you make childish jokes and can’t spell. Don’t take your anger out on other people just because you can’t see their face, it’s not cool.

mm medically and biologically an hermaprhrodite is that, not a guy or a girl, it has of course some predominant characteristics of one of both sexes but it is stille medically an hermaphrofite, not a girl or a guy

I’m British, it’s another country, somewhere outside of your own immediate surroundings so you probably haven’t heard of it. That is how we spell “civilised”, your spelling is “American English”, which is a dialect of my language, English. No, you can’t spell, “your” is possessive, as in “your tiny brain”, “you’re” is what you wanted to use, as in “you are a complete moron”. Also, I’m not from Scotland, I’m from England, and I don’t find using mental illness or “tard” as an insult to be the height of humour. Stop wasting people’s time.

Okay, as she’s getting off the motorcycle she says, “ooh, I need to pull my panties up” under her breath. It’s at 0:55.
And then, sure enough, she CLEARLY pulls her panties up and her skirt down (and proceeds to fix her boobs).
I’m almost positive that whatever’s hanging out there is just her nude underwear that had started to sag. Even if it was a penis, it looks too well developed to be a hermaphrodite’s.

All that being said, however, there are some pictures circulating the web that call attention to some very suspicious bulges. I wouldn’t entirely rule out the possibility that GaGa’s a hermaphrodite, but I wouldn’t really consider this video evidence. I don’t trust that “statement” either, seeing as GaGa doesn’t blog and, from what interviews I’ve seen, is typically more articulate. The statement doesn’t contain any details that an 8th grader couldn’t just cook up and spread across the internet.

Maybe it has no real feeling.. she resents that.. just lets it hang out like a sad lumpy tentacle and smashes it on a motorcycle seat.. bruised and limp.. swinging lifeless.. the gaga’s of her peen trouble is endless.. Yeah.. I get her name now. Lady with peen gaga

actually i was thinking that this is why i have never seen her with serious camel toe. and yeah ive actually had conversations about her lack of cameltoe in all those leotards. with a little tuck of a little peen you could wear all the leotards you want and never have an issue.

A little bit of a penis!? How can you have a little “bit” of a penis. Smells Rike…… frowah!!!!!!! In english that means smells like flower. That was asian slang by the way…. Go figure ..(me out) ..impossible

If she’s anything, Lady Gaga is interesting! The video is fairly convincing but when I saw her at the Much Music Video Awards this year, the costume she was wearing was a leather corset with TINY underwear. The smallest strip of fabric imaginable was keeping her “decent”. She’s REALLY REALLY good at hiding her peen his she has one.

I guess when Perez calls her Hermie now… it’s pretty much a true story. Well, so it be… she might hide a dredger or a deep fryer under her skirt, I don’t give a damn. She’s an amazing artist, an awesome singer and in my eyes she gets the right amount of attention for the right things.

It just crosses my mind that I don’t know ANY intersexual persons, not in my private surrounding nore can I recall any other famous persons right now… whatever, it’s an interesting topic though.

That thing was a prop! She tried to show it. If you look close right after “it” popped out you can see the strap holding it around her waist. She was trying to create a buzz no more. And we all ate it up hook , line and penis! “Suckers” no pun intended.

It`s not big deal. i mean, every person is not the same, she had a choise to be woman or man. she picked up women. if she would be man every body would say “owh , he has vagina” i, mean guys, u must support her not to disapoint. Couse she has nothing to do about her birth, she was born that way, so u realy have to support her. She is realy good singer and i love her. Even she has penis . Who cares?! Her voise first, not her privacy life. She gives as her beautiful voise & songs. Leave her privacy life to her. We have nothing to do with it. I think someone of u will understand me. Thnx for reading it.

Let’s get this straight. Lady Gaga has a penis. This leaves two possibilities:

A) She’s trying to hide it, but mysteriously decides to wear a short short skirt, bends doggystyle over a motorbike, tells everyone she’s not wearing any panties, conspicuously rearranges herself in clear sight of thousands of concertgoers and “accidentally” lets everything hang out. Hmm, yeah that makes sense.

or perhaps

B) In a demonstration of her comfort with her own body, she decides to take a stand for intersexuals everywhere and intentionally flashes the audience with her extra bits, but for reasons that remain hidden to us, her only recorded admission comes in the form of an unconfimed, unsourced quote that clearly must be true because it’s on the internet.

Come on people. Lady Gaga’s “penis” was clearly staged, whether as a PR stunt to ignite the type of publicity and conjecture it is right now, or as a whimsical joke. It’s a strap-on. You can even see her fiddling around down there, just before she gets off the bike, to make sure it’s fully showing. After all, she’s a performer. PERFORMER!

But of course, Britney Spears and Madonna kissed on stage so that must mean their lesbians too, right?

i think i iz sick how people just turn on someone because of ther gender… it has nothin 2 do with no1 but her n if she wantz every1 2 no she wil but 2bh itz nothin 2 do with any of us 4 fuk sake leav her alone a she iz tryin 2 do iz make music 2 the best of her ability n 2 please hr fanz so get a life u sad fukin twatz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your dream of nailing a super famous rock star finally is about to come true…. her shirts off, working your way south you encounter a bulge , confused but reassured you reach your desired destination and attribute it (the confusion) to the alcohol. The next morning you wake up spent, sex is the furthest thing from your mind, but some ones pitching a tent in the bed.

Now your telling me the first thing you would do is hop on springer and tell the world about this or is this one of those nights you tell people you dont remember what happened.

lol. pop and rock are usually the same thing now days. pop stands for popular so pop is always the best genre. this is coming from a guy in a pop rock band who listens to avenged sevenfold and august burns red

“trust me i am a doctor!”
That’s good enough reason NOT to trust you.
But back to Gaga, normally hermaphrodites have one side more developed. She is obviously more girlie bodywise and her penis is underdeveloped. That’s why she sees herself as a woman.

0:53 – 0:57 mmh
did you noticed, that gaga almost got out of her bike by her left side, and she would probably show the audiense and the world her.. em … secrert… she sudendly stops and start acting like she was hidding something, and she got out of the bike by the other side, also she started to acommodate something in between her legs.

Omfg Big Fan Of LadyGaga But She Has A Fuckiin Penis Wud She Not Wer Nickz Or Someting 2 Cover It .. Ewwww .. She A Dick Girl Dat Wat Im Goiin 2 Call Her ..=] But Hw De Fuck Cud She Hve Sex Wif Lads Nd In Some Of Her Music Vidos She Meets Girls ..?+] Hw Weird Cud She Not Just Be A Boy Like .. She Needs A Life .. xXXXXx

What’s the big deal, it doesn’t matter she’s still a great singer and i don’t really care about her preferences, at first i got shocked but i am not right now.
Besides she doesn’t care about what the people say about her, if someone has a problem with it, it’s his problem.
Lady gaga’s awesome although she’s a he-she

how would u feel if u were her would u not tell anybody about it or would u like nasty comments and get upset she is proberly crying and scared 2 go on stage or even sing at all so leave her alone dick heads

how would u feel if u were her getting comments like wat ur sending or would u keep it a secret cuz lady gaga is properly scared to go on stage or even scard 2 ever sing again so all u dick heads leave her alone plzzzzzzzzzzzz or ill track u down and hurt you

so what if she as one we all have something wrong with us she is still living out her dreams she was born with both was she supose to come out and say that before she hit the world with her music all ya was down for her now ya gonna hate stop being jugdes and support somebody for once this could have been either one fo us so stop the madness and grow the fuck up and if you dont like it kiss my ass hatters

you people are such lame and dumb critics…
how can you people even prove she has a ****(ignore -_-)
if you never have seen her naked….
but anyway….her music is so cool…
so just shut up and stop criticizing….

Ok.. if that thing (lady gaga) got a dick and a pussy, dos she fucks her self then? hahahahah… just had to ask =) (and if some shit kid thats 10 years old comes whine about me just asking 4 fun.. u can come tel it to me face to face =) i live in Norway>Harstad if u wanna know my adress just tel me and ill see u there :DDD) ps. if i wrote anything wrong i blaim my dyslekisia ore what ever it is in english soz XDD

You know, i dont really give a flying fuck if she has a remnant male reproduction system or not. Would it make you love her more or less if she did or didnt? It’s pretty fucked up that the media has to put themselves so far into peoples’ business. So Lady GaGa has a dick. AWESOME. :P

so what that lady has both parts does it make her less of a person for it no it just made her stronger for havin to go through life dealin with it.. but tauntin her and making insensitive jokes about it makes u as a person for lack of a better word an ass**** because u r doin the tessin on some one who is helpin people of all ages feel a little better about themselves weather or no it is by revealing she has a penis or through her music up liftin the spirits of todays youth so those of u who taunt her because of it ask yourself one question HOW HAS IT MADE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU GOT TEASED ARE PUSHED AROUND BECAUSE OF A DIFFERNCE U HAD? and keep in mind there is no such thing as normal exspecially when it comes to genetics.

R u fucking serious? Its not something that she was born with, if she has a penis then she went and had surgery to get that put on. Its disgusting and perverted. U r born a guy or a girl, and trying to change that is wrong…and creepy

NO YOU R TARD. shes a hermaphrodite. i agree with Kim. she cant do anything about it and she WAS born with it. its when you are born with also a genitalia from the opposite gender. you should go learn more before you say shes a transexual. she didnt ever get a sex change, she was born with it.

dude. you cant be serious. Why do you think someone would want to have both? People dont usually strive for that. She was born with it. Google hermaphrodite. Try to learn something before you post something on the internet and make yourself look dumb. (:

i retract the previous statment i made i intially thought i was streight and now i realize i am gay and i want anyone and everyones dick in my ass and i am so dumb that some times i cant even spell damn its all that poundin in my ass i ended up brussin my brain

If Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite what does it matter,if she has both a vagina and a penis it still makes her a women as hermaphrodites are still classed as being female.Leave the poor girl alone,I still love her.
If I met a beautiful women and found her to be a hermaphrodite later into the relationship I would not care even though I am a straight male,you should take a person on as they are and do not critisize on what they are.I love her for her beauty and talent and would love her to be my girlfriend anyday.

uh u guys. its possible to get surgery and hav it removed. its better when u r just born thoughto take it off rite away. my cousin was born with it and his parents had it taken off rite away. but anyways i dont really care if she has a dik. wont matter to me and wont matter to me forever. i love all people. :)

i have also prob. like that i born male but iam now 23 and have baby penis and it is usually in side my body and also testes is very tiny
i am depressed and i hope find real friends can help me
pls help me
thanks

UHM YA , GET ON RED TUBE.COM, MY GMAIL IZ ANAJA2000@gmail.coM!
IF YA GET THIS TELL ME IF U WANNA HAVE SEX!get ur dick in my pussy.i have the biggest pussy ever. it is like 5 innches long.no fucking lie.if i lied,a big meteor would hit earth and we would bb ghost.z and live in space.

i also have both and i got mine through a change after birth so i think we should meet up and both do each other. and im actually a guy. and i use boob enhancements and live as a female even though i was born a boy mine is so small that it doesnt make an effect. and being a girl is great.
makeup. cloths. shoes. boobs. cloths. sex. not working. it is all amazing as hell so you shut up all of you. its AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well i dont know really if she has a tiny little dick or not becouse of all the new high-tech.but i would realy like to know if that thing was real becouse if it is wow i never thoght they really existed

my shit is so long she probubly sits on the TOILET And pretends to have a pussy as she puts that thing in between her legs eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so sorry she could be that hot but yet have a dick i aws serprized couse i wanted to bang her

whaaat the heck? i dont think thats possibl, i mean, u r not to be born w both, she prob had surgery or something, cuz if she was born w dat her mom or dad would probably had taken her to the dr or somethin

I know that I can be considered a freak if someone knew a certain thing about me,but Lady Gaga’s music is shit imo,and the idea of a chick with a penis is another situation where I would draw the line
in terms of thinking that a female with a wang is hot and likeable.
I just think it is too disgusting,hot in terms of appearance that is.

hahaha :] well I kinda like it that she has both parts. It makes her unique in her own special way. And no it’s not right to make fun of someone who has a mutation of some sorts. Her music is EFFIN great and that’s all that matters :]

I once knew a girl who dated a boy, who knew a guy who had an uncle, who’s wife (the fat one) .. well she was a hermaphradite … no one liked her.. the local chavs used to punch her and spray her with shit, I think she commit suicide. Hermaphradites are like midgets.. very amusing.. especially when you punch them.

how is she a hermaprodite? in an interview a journalist asked her if she has a penis and she said that “her beautiful vagina was very offended.” and lady gaga’s manager keeps saying how rediculous these rumors are. and she has posed naked so many times for magazines, dont you think that something would have slipped from one of the photographers by now if she had a penis flopping around on the set lol? she may be bisexual but that doesnt mean shes a hermaphrodite! and that quote that was posted saying that she admitted to having a penis may not be from her. there isnt a reliable source or 100% proof that she is the one who said that.

lol nub yes she does. This should put to rest all those ugly rumors about Lady GaGa being a woman. She must get sick and tired of everyone calling her a chick all the time. God. People can be so cruel.

this isnt disgusting o well it is but we listen 2 her music dont we it doent f*cking matter anymore we like her music and if she is both male and female it doent mean anything it wont stop us from liking her music

Lol, find the video for “Money Honey” at the Glastonbury festival on Youtube. About 7 seconds after the supposed “exposure” you can see the camera man that got the shot exit stage left. It was planned. Not to mention, the feed for BBC3 had a delay that would have caused this to be edited. She knows what she’s doing.

This isn’t probably true.
I mean, I’d think the entire world would notice if she had a penis BEFORE the rumors spread like wildfire.
Anyways, there’s no WAY she’d admit that.
Take a look at her choice of words.
She sounds apathetic, when in reality, it should rip a HUGE tear in your mentality.
I’m a psychologist, so I kind of know things.

your a douche, lady gaga is not a man, and she has never said Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big f*cking deal.

ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO PUT A COMMENT ON THIS WEBSITE ARE FUCKING NOB HEADS WHO SHOULD BE PUT ON A BOAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ANTARTIC LEFT TO FUCKING ROT LIKE A BOAT JACK SPARROW STYLE WHO ATE ALL THE PIES YOU FAT FUCKERS YOU ATE ALL YHE PIES HAVE A WANK U SICKOS

Wow , it amuses me that some people are gullible enough to actually believe that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite. Only she knows the truth. Paparazzi and other people just spread rumors about celebrities to ruin their reputations. You shouldn’t believe everything you hear. I bet that the same people who believe that Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite will believe that the sky is falling if someone declares it. But , whether she is or isn’t , it shouldn’t make a huge impact on her music career.

I was just talking with my friend about this yesterday at Outback steak house. Don’t know how we landed on the topic really, they brought it up. I do recall eating a wonderful fruit salad with ranch on it. I digress…

So i typed “lady gaga has a penis” on google and this sight is was came up. I honestly havent laughed this hard in literally 13 years…literally….LITERALLY. i want to send my thanks to anyone who commented on this sight, joking or not…KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!

She probably just has a flabby -er vag . Or her thongs elastic was too tight . That quote doesn’t mean it was her . I went to her concert on Thursday night and she had outfits wear you could 100% tell she had no penis or small penis . Stiill she’s the only one who would know .
ILOVE LADY GAGA!!!

Knew a lady in the late 70s who liked it up the ass and once done would climb on the guy’s back and rub her slightly longish clitoris
than most girls would have, on the mans anus or b/w his parted ass cheeks and be turned on further for another anal job, but one cud not really call her’s penis though it maybe something similar to it but way too small under an inch protuding ! Maybe Ladu Gaga
has a similar tool and fatish also.

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