Hmm... today has an odd tinge to it. Maybe because the weather is so fantastic. I think I'll do the reviews today as poetry.

Act of Valor

Act of Valor,

Perhaps it'd be better,

If I held my tongue

And said less on the matter

Please don't feel I'm not patriotic,

Cause I don't want to watch

Like war crazed psychotics

Trust me I appreciate our soldiers too

But all these wars of men? Mon Dieu!

Gone

Gone, When you wake in the morning,

Gone...

Oh no wait, Oh no wait, that's from an STP song

It seems that more than this movie's gone wrong

Did the handle fall off? Is the run time too long?

Were they strapped for cash? Was their coffee too strong?

It appears that someone didn't realize that

Amanda Seyfried looks like a cat

So she can sing, and occasionally act

It doesn't mean we should overlook facts

She sucks the life out of films,

Like a vampire unashamed

Creating black holes on screen,

Faster than scientists can name

Name, name? Pretty penny was her name...

Dang. It's that STP song in my head once again.

Wanderlust

It's hard to deny

The stars, when they align

When everything

Seems to fit

When it all should go right

But I can't help but feel

Something's wrong on those reels

With each trailer

I watch

Comedic fool's gold masking steel

Course It's written by Ken Marino, and he's almost always funny. Not Michael Showalter funny, but still. Not to mention it's co-written and directed by David Wain, and he's always golden. And we all know how I feel about Paul Rudd... You know what, forget the crappy trailers, I want to see the film.

What? It's free verse.

Tyler Perry's Good Deeds

When my life on earth ends

And I find myself in Heaven

Before God

And before his saints

And he asks me why I'm crying

I'll tell him how I sat

Through three Tyler Perry films

With only one laugh.

Then he'll wipe my tears

As he takes me into peace,

And assure me that Perry might be there,

But his films never will be.

Whew. Got that out of my system. For now... Never can say what tomorrow brings. Oh wait, the weekend. Sweet!