I'd love to see a breakdown of their word salad algorithm. It could be just the thing for busting out of a 'stuck for lyrics' situation, and I'll bet it could be implemented with an unabridged dictionary and a handful of dice.

Well, I think it's jolly unkind of you all to mock Kristen Stewart's poetry like that. Sure, it doesn't have the faux-naif verve of "My Heart Is A Wiffleball/Freedom Pole" but I see strong echoes of Ginsberg's "Howl" in there. You should all be more supportive of her emerging talent. Even if it means she quits acting.