Fat shaming, talking fridges, and talking roasts that could also be pudding. This week is filled with wonder as a woman who is clearly not fat treats herself like a shut-in only to find the best way to not eat is to hear your food scream.

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This week we visit the world of a telemarketer who made the wrong call. Maybe we all should learn, "How Phone" and avoid situations like this in the future. Luckily Freddy Freaker shows up and so does a clip from Mike O'Brien.

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It's officially the best episode of Tales we've ever seen. What will we do when we can't riff off the episode. We really on the commercial breaks to bring us some joy. Come listen to expound the virtues of this episode and Freddie Freaker.

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Hop in the Tonka and let Big Duke take you to Turkey Town. A place where it's totally cool to canoodle your daughter in a way that ends with a pearl necklace. There's also a devil that really has a leather fetish. It should not be missed.

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This week, watch us wiggle and watch us shake like an oochie coochie snake. We watched the episode No Strings where we witness the 18 year dream of a mobster come true. It's a mess but it is entertaining.

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We honestly don't know what to write about this episode. In the first 15 minutes we create 2 new bits that are absolutely insane and we end it with an interview with Kris Kristofferson. You need to listen to it. The End.

This week we welcome the author of our beloved theme song Slasher Dave onto the show to talk about The Spirit Photographer. It's an episode filled with Camera Complaints, Ghostbusters talk, and moaning ghosts. You better watch out because this episode could only come from the minds of Minolta. Oh, and there's some Daleks there, "EXTERMINATE!"

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The mannequins are BACK!!! It's as if they bought one and decided to reuse it as many times as possible. The Transmissions crew gets through in their usual aplomb with the help of some good old singles add.

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SEASON 4!!! We made it to the penultimate Season of Tales from the Darkside and we couldn't be happier to welcome Amber Hunt to the show. Amber, although not familiar with the show, gets into the Darkside spirit quickly. Together they explore Cockney accents, unnecessary warnings, Raid, Egypt, drinking, and Spraying that dog down.

Friends, Romans, and Countrymen. Get ready for the Glitz and Glamour of the Season 3 Transmissionies. What will be the best episode? What will be the worst? What's the best tangent? Will you visit a website that tells you the penetrated status of a dog?

This week we dig into a radio that can play the conversations of your neighbors. It's easily one of the best episodes of the season and Steve Forbes joins us to talk about it. Together we talk about how expensive this radio is, local radio personalities, "What's that got to do with anything?", terrible handymen, "Watch your toes!", old-fashioned misogyny and women.

This time the Transmissions Crew find themselves working the desk at the Pocahontas Hotel. It's a hotel filled with racist f*ck rooms and a Demon versus an Angel to save/damn the soul of Wilson from Home Improvement. Sounds interesting until you realize this is Tales from the Darkside so we're going to spend a whole minute dancing.

Season 3 is coming to a soft landing as we watch one of the last episodes left. This week it's, "The Swap!" Eric Haenke joins us to talk all things Bayou. It's an episode filled with Betrayal, Cajun accents, crawfish, and the peanut butter trick.

This week we are joined once again by JR as Jen is unfortunately tied up at work. Too bad she missed an episode with Damone from Fast Times. He's still trying to smash much to his girlfriend's dismay. Matt Naas outs himself as someone who has seen The Cobbler on Netflix.

This week Edithe Swensen writes another masterpiece. We run down the story of the walking harumph and Susan Powter. They're two witches who meet in a museum once a year to exchange a talisman. The Transmissions gang would like to exchange this episode for one that doesn't have a glaring plot hole. Join us for Puss Quests, Sad Trombones, and Dr. Quinn Mouth Medicine Woman.

This week it's a Jerry OrBOMB of information as Season 3 keeps cruising along. Everybody Needs a Little Love and this season needs a few episodes that don't have anything to do with mannequins. Jerry Orbach acts his face off in this episode and we discuss Kim Cattrall, "Scatter."

This week the Transmissions crew has their hands full of confusion. They watched the episode Red Leader and wonder if there is a portal directly to hell in an office building, if dooking a loafer will really be a thing, and The Money Pit!