A Heated Debate Between Two Charismatic Geniuses: A Cardinal Fan (Jeff Lung) and a Tiger Fan (Allen Krause)

If the Pirates Were an Engrish Phrase

Hack fluff filler my ^ss!

This s*** is real. I am HURTING for Pirates fans, dear readers.

HURTING.

Because they don’t even get a chance. Not a shot, not nothin’.

And though they are considered a division “rival” of my Redbirds, I cannot stop myself from doing what I feel is right — from ridiculing the runaway train of irresponsibility otherwise known as the Pirates’ front office.

Garrett Atkins?

Scott Olsen?

Matt Friggin’ Diaz?!?!?

Enough of this marinated rape.

Enough already.

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

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Jeff,
Just remember they said the same thing about that scurvy bunch in San Francisco before they somehow molded and stayed solid to the end.
I actually like the moves made by the Pirates. Shows a committment to change, with a sprinkling of insanity thrown in for good measures. Fear the scurvy in 2011….Argggggg!
BTW Happy New Years…or is it Happy New Decade this year?

RR — How is signing the likes of washed up Garrett Atkins and Scott Olsen a commitment to change? More like a commitment to suicide. The only thing that has changed for the Pirates since Barry left is the level of optimism. It’s all gone now.
–Jeff

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