Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

Why are you writing a letter to Obama on the snowboard forums? Does he read this? What's his username?

You're right. He should just let the bottom fall completely out of the housing market. THAT way we can criticize him for not doing enough when the shit really hits the fan.

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know, the ones down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUVs, ATVs, RVs, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley? But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Best Regards,
Mike

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?

P.P.S. I almost forgot; They didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?