19 ways your makeup is tricking innocent men and ruining society

Editor's Note: Read all the way to the bottom before you blow up the comments section!

If you are a makeup enthusiast, I can only assume that you are a lying succubus sent from a deep level of hell. After all, you clearly aren't a feminist, you hold society up to impossible standards, and (worst of all) you're innately deceptive.

I know what you're thinking: But how could something as innocent as makeup make me all of those terrible things?!

All because you woke up today and decided to do you. FOR SHAME!

JK, Y'ALL! We're just throwing shade at all the numbskulls who give us crap for wearing makeup, a totally wonderful, creative thing that you should do for you and no one else. Hope you enjoyed the sarcasm :)