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After being inspired by Racism Watchdog, the wonderfully creative author of tweets such as, "woof woof," and, "woof woof woof," I decided to create a Patreon page of my own. Supporting me on this site will allow me to sit on my fat ass for even longer and think about more stupid shit to post on twitter for you.

Tiers

Idiots Anonymous

$1 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons

Once a month I'll post a tweet like, "Thanks to all the idiots that give me $1 on patreon." If you are in this tier that is your cue to reflect on the value of your money and whether this is really something you should have spent it on. (Hint: It's not)

Idiot Humiliation

$10 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons

I will single out everyone in this tier at the end of every month and personally call them an idiot. I may also call your mother and let her know you're using her credit card to buy stupid shit like this.

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$100 or more per month ∙ 0 of 5 patrons

If you are in this tier I will not call you an idiot. The fact that you have given me $100 to write tweets clearly shows you lack either the ability to feel shame or the intelligence required to comprehend why doing this makes you profoundly stupid.

Goals

$0 of $100 per month

If I hit $100 a month from this I will deeply reflect on humanity, where we're going, and whether things like this only serve to hold us back. I will also buy some alchohol.

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After being inspired by Racism Watchdog, the wonderfully creative author of tweets such as, "woof woof," and, "woof woof woof," I decided to create a Patreon page of my own. Supporting me on this site will allow me to sit on my fat ass for even longer and think about more stupid shit to post on twitter for you.

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Tiers

Idiots Anonymous

$1 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons

Once a month I'll post a tweet like, "Thanks to all the idiots that give me $1 on patreon." If you are in this tier that is your cue to reflect on the value of your money and whether this is really something you should have spent it on. (Hint: It's not)

Idiot Humiliation

$10 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons

I will single out everyone in this tier at the end of every month and personally call them an idiot. I may also call your mother and let her know you're using her credit card to buy stupid shit like this.

...

$100 or more per month ∙ 0 of 5 patrons

If you are in this tier I will not call you an idiot. The fact that you have given me $100 to write tweets clearly shows you lack either the ability to feel shame or the intelligence required to comprehend why doing this makes you profoundly stupid.