8/04/2009

ARE 'GINGERS' REAL PEOPLE OR A GIMMICK THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY USES TO MAKE BROADS SEEM 'EXOTIC'?

B. McGILLICUDDY

Kind of having a hard time believing that gingers are 'real'.

When I think 'ginger' three hot redheads come to mind. I am pretty sure that only one of them is actually a natural redhead.

Kickball Katy of Vivian Girls

She is a rock star and bass player in an OK punk-rock/femme-punk buzzband from 2008. Seems like that is impossible. Seems like it is a gimmick to get people to care about a band that they would normally turn a blind misogynistic eye towards. 'There is a hot redhead playing bass in the band' seems like a legitimate reason to listen to them even if they are only 'OK'. I really like this band and almost cried when I missed their set at a party on July 4th. Felt like shit.

Bryce Dallas Howard

The daughter of a hotshot teen actor, film director, and voice-overbro for 'Arrested Development'. H8d that show. Love Bryce Dallas Howard. The first movie I saw her in was 'The Village', which was the first movie I saw the now defunct hollywood personality Joaquin Phoenix in. My point is she is amazing and is the reason I see movies that are 'super shitty', like 'Lady in the Water'. I basically only sat through that movie because she was in every other scene. But I think the only reason I like her at all is because of the ginger gimmick. I don't even know if she is hot. But she has red hair. Damn.

Faye Reagan

This broad is a pornstar. She is too tall to be a good pornstar. Her ass only moves in one direction. Good pornstars have a 360 degree ass-motion radius. But I watch her porn. I don't know why. I think it is because she is a redhead. Is she real? She looks like a stuffed toy in this picture.

WTF is it about gingers? There is something extreme and disconcerting about them. I think that I like it.

Are gingers real? If they are, is it an evolutionary advantage or something? Are gingers more readily bangable than other human beings? Does Harry Potter have a ginger fetish? Damn. This whole blog post should have been about Harry Potter's ginger fetish. Fuckkkkk.

I think I saw Faye's first porn. She was picked up by two extreme / porno looking bros at a mall, and she had just been fired from her job. At first she was 'lippy' with the camera. Couldn't tell if it was staged or not. If it was staged, it was pretty well staged. If it was not, then it was a 'crazy coincidence' that she was there at that mall, getting fired from her job and coming outside just as the porno bros were walking around talking to the camera looking for chicks. Fate, maybe.