The Best "O" Faces from The Air Sex Competition Held at Trees Last Night

On any other night, Meat Loaf's show at the House of Blues would've been your go-to happening for thinly veiled onstage innuendo. Meat's idea of subtlety has been free-falling from his early sex-as-fiery-explosion and baseball metaphors to the epic line off his latest album that's also spawned the next great Twitter hashtag that'll blow up any day now.