sexy-fetus:Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

Subtle_Canary:sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

sexy-fetus:Subtle_Canary: sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

sexy-fetus:Subtle_Canary: sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

sexy-fetus:Subtle_Canary: sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

Jim from Saint Paul:sexy-fetus: Subtle_Canary: sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

Jackpot777:Jim from Saint Paul: sexy-fetus: Subtle_Canary: sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

palelizard:sexy-fetus: Subtle_Canary: sexy-fetus: Went from plain bad renders to I hate boobs pretty quick.How could you hate fighting game boob physics and be perfectly fine with having several attacks that launch your opponent 20' in the air?

cause the effort that went into meticulously rendering the bounce of a characters tits could have easily went into improving the product elsewhere? For example the Shiat hit boxes that have long since plagued the Soul series since Calibur II

That's what lens flair is for.

What does renn faire have to do with this?

Ren Faire = Boobies, So I think they have some connections.

I really don't think the VG Boobs exist because the designers are immature. I do think they are all Rob Liefeld fans though.

My wife's repsonse to the article:Black Orchid: Those are pretty bad. Boobs don't look like that.Katsumi: Really? What are wrong with those? I don't have a problem with 'em...Cortana: Eh, maybe...Rayne: Why are there pixels on that one?Lara Croft: Very Madonna.Guy Game: Attention whores aren't attractiveIvy: Really? This list is crap. Who the hell would have a problem with Ivy?

Author needs to decide if they want to poke fun at terrible renders of boobs, or biatch about sexism in video games.

Yes, because there's only one possible way to define "worst boobs".

Well, the complaint in the first one is that the boobs are terribly rendered, that's seems pretty straight-forward, the next one, the boobs are too good? What the hell? That's not worst boobs, that's just sexism in video games (according to the list author, I don't really care either way). Make another list if you wanna biatch about that, it has nothing to do with the title of the list or the previous entry.

Then the next one, the complaint seems to be that that character has boobs? I guess? They don't seem noticably ridiculous or overemphasized, so who gives a shiat?

I stopped reading there, since the list author just didn't seem to have any interesting or even coherent point they were trying to make, and the entries weren't funny or interesting.

Author needs to decide if they want to poke fun at terrible renders of boobs, or biatch about sexism in video games.

Yes, because there's only one possible way to define "worst boobs".

Well, the complaint in the first one is that the boobs are terribly rendered, that's seems pretty straight-forward, the next one, the boobs are too good? What the hell? That's not worst boobs, that's just sexism in video games (according to the list author, I don't really care either way). Make another list if you wanna biatch about that, it has nothing to do with the title of the list or the previous entry.

Then the next one, the complaint seems to be that that character has boobs? I guess? They don't seem noticably ridiculous or overemphasized, so who gives a shiat?

I stopped reading there, since the list author just didn't seem to have any interesting or even coherent point they were trying to make, and the entries weren't funny or interesting.

Luke McKinney loves doing articles where he rails against the sexism and exploitation of women in every form of media, no matter how tenuous it is. You should read his comic book articles.

scottydoesntknow:Also kinda surprised Sonia from Ninja Gaiden II didn't make the list. They were monsters

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Some of the monsters in the NG Xbox series were kinda...meh, this is some wierd Japanese animator's fetish for tentacles.... Then I saw Sonia's boobs and thought... "yeah...Japanese animators are just horny 12 year olds trapped in an adult body."

Am I the only person who sees the V in the cleavage for the SC5 ads? I thought it was hilarious self-deprecation on the part of the company =P A "Yes, she's still here. She's still naked. Anti-drug ads told us not to change what we are to be cool. Assholes" kind of statement. That or fully embracing the complete absurdity of the outfit.