I hear a lot of guys out there that say shit like, “Man, she's so hot, I'd eat her farts.” Which to me sounds pretty fucking nasty. Actually it sounds really nasty. I don't want no bitch, and I don't care if she's not or not, farting in my mouth. Period. And this guy right here is getting gassed like the Jews did in WW2. I'm surprised he is still alive, you'd think with a gas cannon like that, she would have killed him by now. I hope he get's a handy out of this gig.

It could be worse. They guy getting farted has it easy. Try being FUCKING MARRIED and having a FUCKING CAT! NOTHING SMELLS AS BAD CAT SHIT! Seriously if you were in my house right now you would shove your nose up MY ASS to escape the smell of the FUCKING CAT!