List Mania 11: October Horror Films

5 November, 2017

October was a quiet month for me, so I decided to use my free time constructively and watched as many horror films as possible in the build up to Halloween. I’ve reviewed them here, because I’m a bit OCD like that (and a bit of a dirty fucking pagan).

Revenge of Billy The Kid
British horror film from the 80s about a farmer who shags a goat, that subsequently goes on to give birth to a mutant goat-human hybrid that kills everyone in brutal ways.

Lost Highway
Brilliantly dark film noir from David Lynch about a musician who goes mental and murders his wife after seeing her shagging Marilyn Manson in a snuff porno film. The film also features Patricia Arquette’s massive, naked knockers bouncing around. Recommended!

Howard The Duck
A duck from outer space crash lands on earth and saves our planet from a smelly, rampaging demon. If that’s not mad enough, the duck then shags a human woman, adding bestiality into the mix for good measure.

Prince of Darkness
Alice Cooper becomes a zombie after the dark lord himself turns up from within a mirror in a church. Or something like that.

Straw Dogs
Savage film about a farm siege in the British countryside, following a vicious rape. Cheery stuff.

Return of The Living Dead
Funny zombie film from the late 80s. Good punk rock soundtrack too.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Classic and completely bonkers. Still packs a punch today even though this was made in the 70s.

Not of This Earth
Amazing alien movie starring former porn star, Traci Lords. And she gets them out too.