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lunchtime news:

Yep, it's that time of year again - Secret Santa organising time! Try this great fun, free Secret Santa Generator. Just add all the participants, click and everyone will be told whose Santa they will be!

HOT OFF THE PRESS: For more than the hundredth time in as many years, the quiet south-western county of Cornwall has not been subjected to a terrifying barrage of seismic tremors causing unprecedented property damage and human tragedy. Those poor locals..

Their silk is stronger than steel, but how do spiders spin it? The £200M new microscope is hopefully going to help us* find out. (*we don't mean Those on Lunch by the way, as we're way too busy for that).