A Panegyric to Donald Trump

As we wend our way along to the first half-year mark of the Trump administration I feel I must pay tribute to the man. Over the course of these last few months I have come to know and admire our president for his ability to trigger rage and panic in his opponents. He has shown the American people that the democrats and the main stream media are in bed together and as dishonest as can be. His talent for applying intellectual jiu-jitsu to these weasels has been fascinating as well as hilarious. In the days ahead I think I’ll assemble a greatest hits or top ten list of my favorite Trump Trolls. Surely near the top of the list (at least up till now) has got to be him firing Comey while he was off-site at a meeting and letting Comey first hear about it on TV. That was truly classic. Of course, the famous fake news interview is right up there too. But regardless of whether any particular day includes a top ten item, Trump shows all of us how to negotiate with the leftists. With a club. As an example, last week I was on the morning coffee walk with the guys at work and we were discussing the Trump Road Show in the Old World and someone brought up the NATO speech and one of the guys had watched it and he said his favorite part was when Trump said, “I haven’t even mentioned your new headquarters building or how expensive it was. But I will say it’s extremely nice!” It sounded like a Chairman of the Board telling the executive committee of a company that he’d noticed them wasting company money. And we all were nodding our heads in agreement with his comment. And then I just said what everyone was thinking. “He’s the best president ever.” And he is. Because he’s not a politician, he’s a businessman. And he’s telling the Congress and the FBI and the NSA and even NATO that they work for us and it’s our money they’re wasting. And he’s calling the media liars and calling Chuck Schumer a cry-baby and he’s telling the Saudis that Islam has a problem and he’s talking straight to the Israelis and the Palestinians and he even talked to the commie pope. I’ll bet he told him to mind his own business.

So, this update is just to confirm that not only am I not tired of winning but I think it’s getting close to the point where we need to start talking about putting Donald on Mt. Rushmore. If he can get the idiots in Congress to give us the tax cut and figure out how to make Obamacare less terminal we should get him his own weekly TV show. It can replace the silly press conferences that the media losers rig against him every week. It could be divided between a ten-minute update by Trump on the latest efforts to fix the government and a half hour variety show featuring bathing beauties and country music acts. Maybe Melania can host some non-feminists discussing family issues that are interesting to women. I see it as a sort of Hee-Haw State of the Union. Who knows? Maybe he can find some comedians to do some non-Trump based parodies. God knows there’s enough unused material out there on Hillary, Bill and Carlos Danger.

I sympathize with that anger. I’m just glad it’s Donald Trump instead of Jeb Bush who gets to counter it. I believe Trump can be a vindictive son of a bitch if he has to. And if he uses the US government to punish his enemies in the press and the left it couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch of lice.