Stepsis-
"Oh oni-chan, you came back, you finally gets it..."
Me-
"Stand aside bitch.. I got beef to settle with first!"
Take my bat,
hit my bed with it, (I think he fall unconscious)
Tie him up,
Stepsis-
"Oni-chan what are you doing?"
Me-
"Im gonna teach this bed bastard for making you fell in love with him, gonna teach him good , for taking my girl!!"
*Toss the bed inside the back of the car
Hrmm.. didnt fit, tie him up on the car
Bring to far away, stop at a grave yard...
Dig a grave..
Toss the bed...
"There is no mercy for you bed... traitor bastard.."
*pour some oil
*toss a match
*and close the grave up
*return to home
Stepsis-
"Oni-chan... what did you do to do the bed..?
Me-
"Be quiet, I love you, I know you love me, so lets have sex!"
Stepsis-
"Oh okay, lets go to my bed and..
Me-
Not on a bed, i shall never trust another bed bastard for the rest of my life!"
Stepsis-
"Okay on a couch then"
Me-
"Sounds great!"
*On couch , about to have sex
Stepsis-
You know, I love this couch too, always thinking about us doing together on it someday...
Me-
*Poker face*
(I love this couch too)
(too)
Brain is loading... 20% 50% 80%
inside mind
*Couch, you and I are having a trip to the graveyard tomorrow*

Well did you know the term of anti-gravity? Ill stole that from NASA or some scientist, apply it in my house, and voila! no need for more for floors! Anti-Gravity Floating Sex! Hey, just made a new type of sex, Floating sex ! xD
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PROBLEMS?!!!

For anyone who does not know this is not an original work.this is a hentai series called kakushi dere.If i am not mistaken this is episode 2 the only real difference are the settings but even the episode is based on valentines just like the story.This is just for anybody who wanted to know or check it out.