when it finally comes out that Soto is not 19 all these stat comparisons are going to feel stupid

Well, Barves broadcaster, a guy hitting .300, with an OBP over .400 and slugging .500 in a season he began with zero experience above Hagerstown is doing a great job whether he's 12, 19, or 35. He's a huge find and talent even if he's 3 years older than his listed age, and as far as I can tell, there's absolutely no evidence of that other than that (1) he's Dominican and (2) he's really, really good at hitting a baseball. That's not really evidence to me.