Top Ten Actresses Who Annoy Me

Abbi over at Where The Wild Things Are started something with her excellent list of “The Top Ten Actresses Who Irrationally Annoy The Shit Out Of Me”. She followed it up with a list of annoying actors and then lists of actors & actresses she’d watch in pretty much anything. I believe some others have made their own lists since then – let me know if you’ve done one too & I’ll add a link to it. 🙂

It was a great idea so I’ve done all four lists as well. Thanks, Abbi! I’ll start with The Top Ten Actresses Who Annoy Me (and I don’t think I’m being irrational at ALL. Lol). These are in no particular order (but Gwyneth certainly takes the crown). I won’t elaborate – I’m hoping we can all have a good bitchfest in the comments! But I’ll try to be a little positive & name the best movie I think each has been in…

**I don’t have another list scheduled yet. May post another Friday. Would you rather see the ten actresses I like or the ten actors who annoy me? 🙂

***EDIT to say: OMG! I’ve been reminded of Kate Hudson! How could I forget her?? If it will make people happier, I’d replace Emma Stone with Kate Hudson. To be fair, I hate the real-life persona of a lot of these but with Emma Stone, she seems decent in real life. Her voice just annoys me. Same as Johansson’s. Irrational, I know… 😉

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I love how this blog is spreading! I wish now I’d done it as a blogathon! We clearly have a lot of irritation overlap here! Gwyneth is such a massive douche. A friend bought me her cookbook for my birthday and I can’t bring myself to make anything out of it because she irritates me so much.

It was a GREAT idea, Abbi! I had to join in as I really do HATE some of these people! (Paltrow). ; ) Bwahaha – is there even, like, REAL food in her cookbook?? I hope lots more people join in on this! I love seeing who people love & hate. : )

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Another awesome blog post about irrationally irritating actresses. This time from my girl Table Nine Mutant over at Cinema Parrot Disco. Check it out!

She’s ugly, and not that there’s anything wrong with that, but she’s one of those people who is so ugly that it shouldn’t even be a question of how ugly she is, but there are countless people who don’t think she’s ugly, so it annoys people who know she’s ugly that the other people don’t see how ugly she is. I heard she’s a nice person, though.

I definitely agree with u on some of these, especially Julia, Gweneth and Kristen, but thankfully none of them have yet made a Cast Away where we have to endure only them for 3 hours, so in the meantime, I tolerate them because there are other worthwhile actors in the movies with them. 🙂

doesn’t matter to me which list since eventually they will all appear. I guess whatever you have ready first 🙂

It’s a bit of both for me. Paltrow is DEFINITELY real life! Well, movies too. Okay – Paltrow & Fox are hated in every way possible. The rest are mainly just in movies. Some I hate the voice (Stone & Johansson but she’s not made the list as she’s starting to be in really good movies lately) & others I hate something about their faces (Seyfried – vacant. Knightley – smug & something weird about her jaw. Roberts – mouth). So, yeah. There’s my rational explanation in case you really wanted it. ; )

Lol. I like Meryl Streep okay. I’ll admit I have no good reason for SOME of these. ; ) Some seem horrible in real life but others I know nothing about. With Amanda Seyfried & Kristen Bell, I just don’t like their faces. Like, they annoy me when I look at them… Lol. Emma Stone seems decent but… I don’t like her voice. Okay – there’s more “irrational” dislike in here than I realized! ; )

I’m so glad you included Zooey Deschanel! I can’t stand her, she’s so fucking shit. And of course she’s the Antichrist. I do like Emma Stone though, i would replace her with Kate Hudson and your list would be perfect

Good list! I have to strongly disagree with Emma Stone (grooooooowwwl) and probably Julia Roberts, just because…blasphemy, right? But damn are you spot on about Keira ‘the jaw’ knightly and apart from a complete male point of view yum-factor, yeah to Megan Fox too.

Kate Hudson!! Ha ha… I like her but haven’t seen her in that much (she was great in Almost Famous…). I had a discussion with a friend and we wondered if its easier to be annoyed by an actress if you’re female, and easier to be annoyed by an actor if male…?

Almost Famous is a great film – definitely her best one at least. I don’t know – I think we can all be easily annoyed by either but that a male’s list of annoying actresses would probably be very different from a female’s…

I prefer that being the problem over her acting skills, I really think she’s quite good but I can also *slightly* see her irritating factors. . .haha. None more so on this list than freaking Kristen Stewart, though. My goodness. And I love the photos you’ve chosen. That one really does her justice lol

Lol! Knew people wouldn’t like Stone being on here. I don’t like her voice. And face. Buuuuut – she does seem like an okay person. I definitely hate Kate Hudson more! And another one I’ve been reminded of in comments – Anna Faris. Yuck!

Keira and Kriston, 100% irritating. Also on my list is Winona Ryder. I really like Kate Hudson and Zooey D. and Anne Hathaway. The rest on this list I don’t mind. Even Gwynneth who’s a bit weird in real life but i don’t mind her movies.

OMG, K-Stew would top my list for sure!! She can’t act her way out of a paper bag, seriously! I just commented on Abbi’s blog that I’m sick of seeing Knightley everywhere whilst other more talented British actresses like Sophia Myles, Romola Garai or even Felicity Jones are so under-utilized. I kind of like Kristen Bell tho, I think she’s hilarious and has a lovely voice.

Gwyneth is annoying too and I hate spelling her name I feel like I can never spell it so F her. Also Kristen Stewart, ugh hate her. I do like Amanda Seyfried…awww and Emma Stone. I’d add Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, Lake Bell, Amanda Peet and that red-headed chick who plays Wendy in the TV commercials for Wendy’s. Hate her!

Lol. We don’t have Wendy’s in the UK so I’ve never seen her. Agree with the others that you hate! Haha. I KNEW people wouldn’t be happy that Emma Stone is on my list. ; ) She seems nice in real life but I don’t really like her in movies and her voice is annoying.

Great list! Roberts? Yes! Paltrow? Err, obviously! Stewart? Definitely! As for Knightley, I think she must be the worst of all. I have to turn the TV over when that perfume ad comes on. Urgh! Deschanel can piss right off, too.

You’ve managed to figure me out from one blog post when my husband hasn’t been able to figure me out in over a decade. Well done! But it’s funny how my top ten list of favorite actresses contains women who are all far more your “dude” definition of beautiful slash “hot” than these ten I find annoying.