Saturday, March 19, 2005

Pale isn't the point.

So I realized tonight that the URL spelling out "Not an expert" also, unfortunately, spells "No tan expert." Which is true, in fact. I'm neither an expert on anything who is tan nor an expert on tans. I am actually a pasty white guy who turns painfully crispy crimson red given any real exposure to the sun. But that's not the point.

Damn you, M. Night Jordan! [Or, alternatively, please help me out here, M. Night Jordan. I know I've had this blog less than 24 hours, but this is 10 posts in that time, versus your 1 in 7 months. C'mon, have a heart.]