Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Brag Book

Since kid #3, I have been a horrible picture taker. Of course I snap about 100 pictures a month on my trusty phone, but don't ever pull out the big camera and shoot. I was way over due for professional pictures of the kids and have a friend that is a photographer, so we set it up. My exact words to her were, "It is near impossible to get a picture of all 3 together, so if you can get just one of them all looking in the general direction of the camera, I will be thrilled"! Homegirl came through like none other! I could not believe she got that many great pictures in the limited time we had, with Beckham wanting nothing to do with a photoshoot when there were rocks to be thrown. Check out some of my favorites and check out Sarah's website. Seriously, she's a miracle worker. www.sarahannhendricks.com

I know, I know. They are adorable. You don't have to tell me, unless you just want to....

The Momma

Part-time hairstylist, full-time momma. Should get paid for being pregnant because it's pretty much all I do. Never seen without blush (it just makes you look fresher). Is a bit obsessed with fashion on a budget. Cannot function until my 2nd cup of coffee. Has had every disease known to man (in my head at least). Talks about working out, but just can't bring myself to do it.

The Rockstar

Thinks black and gray are her signature colors. Claims to be a vegetarian. Is a very talented drummer. Loves showers. Is definitely "the boss" to her younger siblings.

The Jokester

Is our little fashionista. Has a smoker's laugh. Eats her boogers and thinks they are delicious. Is freakishly flexible. Shopping with The Momma is her love language. Hip Hop is her hobby of the month.

The Hubby

Graphic/Web Designer. Looks like Chandler Bing. Will never be seen in anything but his Converse, Levis and a t-shirt. Would go into a deep, dark depression if he had to use any form of electronics not made by Apple. Takes longer to get ready than I do. Quit drinking Dr. Pepper, lost 15 pounds and I'm still a little bitter about it.

The Bruiser

Acts like a grumpy old man. Pees outside as often as possible. Really loves annoying The Ethiopian. Needs several baths a day. Calls the Momma his darwing.

The Chunkiness

Has more rolls than Mrs. Baird and Sister Schubert combined. Is rarely seen without his bunkie/pappy. Has unhealthy amount of babying going on. Has broken pretty much everything in our house with his freakish strength.

The Ethiopian

Came home April 2014. Might be the loudest kid on the planet. Has the most contagious joy. Says Momma about 1,395 times a day. Finally has a forever family.