These Sriracha candy canes will burn a hole through Santa's mouth

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After a super close call, our beloved rooster sauce has been spared factory closure and production delays thanks to the best L.A. County Superior Court judge ever. And what better way to celebrate the unmitigated flow of Sriracha than with... candy canes? The brilliant nerds at ThinkGeek are currently selling packs of 12 super-spicy Sriracha canes for $7.99. They're still the same red, white, and green colors you know from X-Mases of yore, but now come in a flavor besides "sugar wax". You need these. We all need these. Joy to the very peppery world.