I don't know how you managed to have a spider the size of a house crawl off my pillow when I pulled back the comforter to lie down, but if I don't die from the fumes of the bug spray moat I have created around my bed, so help me, I will get you. Keep your evil minions away from me!

LMAO! OMG! SO FUNNY! But I know what you mean. I was back home in Texas this summer and this huge cockaroach came running down the wall onto my computer desk. I stabbed it with a pen, and the FUCKING thing was so huge it actually ran away WITH the pen sticking out of its back. It was nuts.