Musings, diatribes and dialogues from one of Chicago's quirkiest musical psychologists. This and that and rat-a-tat-tat.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

A Quickly Thrown Together Easter Greeting

To my Christian friends, loved ones and readers, Christ is Risen! He is Risen Indeed! Hallelujah!

Everyone have a blessed day celebrating the greatest story ever told, with the world's most predictable outcome which strikes Westerners as way more plausible than the myth of a seven-headed horse or God in the form of an elephant. Glory! Praise! Honor!

To my non-Christian friends: I know it sucks, but Target is still probably open, and tomorrow, all the candy will be 50% off.

In the Department of Heavenly Miracles, God bestowed upon me 2 new giant zits, my mom only ripped me 3 new assholes in the span of about an hour and a half, & in a story upon which I'll have to expound when I'm not as pressed for time, Guy Friend barely squeaked by unscathed from my wrath with his balls intact.