Quote(s) of the day, roll damn obvious misdirection edition

“If you have stability, you have continuity and you’ve got good people. It’s a formula that works. I think we’ve got that. If somebody tells me we need to change, I say, ‘OK, but who should we hire? [Alabama head coach Nick] Saban? Well, Saban isn’t going to come here.’" -- Texas athletic director DeLoss Dodds, 2013