Bacon Lamp for a Light Breakfast

Light breakfast- get it? It’s a lamp. Of bacon. Bacon, is there anything you can’t do? Ok technically it’s just a lampshade and not a full lamp but whatever- it’s made of bacon! It was oven-baked to give it that soft glowing meatlight we all want out of lamps. I assume this is a temporary installation otherwise the room would slowly fill with the lovely scent of putrefying bacon. Mmmm rancid pig fat light.