My doctor recently suggested I get a RIFE machine, so i did
some research, and im surprised at what i saw.
The RIFE machine was created by a guy named Royal Rife.
Supporters adamatly believe it works. Basically you turn this
machine on and sit somewhere in the room. But heres where it
gets cooky. They believe that sitting near the machine cures the
following illnesses, according to this sheet my doctor gave me:

The second "therapy" is the so-called "Acoustic Lightwave Therapy" (ALW). ALW was based on the so-called "Rife machine" technology, which allegedly worked by emitting frequencies that purportedly destroyed cells or organisms that caused arthritis, candida yeast, diabetes, flu, headaches, parasites, lyme disease, pneumonia, and some cancers.

The FTC complaint alleges that the defendants lacked substantiation for the IHT and ALW therapies. The complaint also alleges that the defendants made unsubstantiated safety claims for IHT. Under two separate proposed settlements, which require the court's approval, the defendants are barred from misrepresenting the safety of IHT or any similar treatment and from making any unsubstantiated safety or efficacy claims for IHT, ALW, or any dietary supplement, food, drug, device, or any health-related service.

PolskiKing, a quick look at your posts show me you asked eight times in eight threads what noise a giraffe makes, you are a high school dropout, yet your male Algebra teacher is a hag, and you posted a poll in IMHO to guess the age and race of the next DC Sniper Attack victim. If this were the Pit, I would now be making comments on your character, but I will attack the post, not the poster.

Several of your posts are stupid, innane, juvenile, and offensive. Some are not. Please make the dumb ones stop.