English - Hebrew (your gentile computers probably can't show the hebrew font, so I attach this as an image. I wrote the how to pronounce each word):

There is a problem with the translation of "Flying Spaghetti Monster", because the hebrew word for "monster" is refering to a female creature. This word cand be changed a little to become a male creature, but this new word is rarely used and usually describes a very scary creature, unlike his holiness. Anyway, if you want the male term, it's (Miflatz Spaghetti Me'ofef).

O FSM, ooh, You are so big, So absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You. Forgive us, O FSM, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery, but you are so strong and, well, just so super fantastic.
Ramen.