Of all the LOTR FPS pairings, it is really the hobbits for me. (And weirdly, Legolas and Gimli, though I try not to dwell on that! *eg*)

Ick, Faramir/Boromir incest.

Eh, can't really buy into Aragorn/Boromir for real, though I will read it for the beauty that is Viggo and Beanie together.

But though the Professor most likely didn't intend to, he wrote the hobbits slashy. You can lift the lines right from the text, if you choose.

So call me a Pervy Hobbit Fancier and toddle off to read some G rated hobbit pre-slash.

In Adjustments news, we have gotten to kissing and partial removal of shirts. I'm thinking we need to push back the expected posting time to Monday morning, as we have quite a bit of first time man/man sex to get through, and Daniel's nothing if not enthusiastic. :)

I had lost this link. Rosiesamfrodo moved, I think. Anyway, an archive of DM/BB/EW, my OT3. :) Well, we all know that I don't have one true anything. Because there's SB/VM/OB, not to mention the 4's...

I cannot believe I have never posted this link here, but it appears I have not.

The Yahoo group Closer than Brothers used to have an unofficial archive, years ago. The site went down, but it was captured by one of those web archive cache sites, and you can still find some good, ancient stuff there. Beyond The Fellowship.

I do not read m-preg. It doesn't so much squick me as it does just do nothing for me. Plus, the little bit of it that I have read, admittedly hardly any, has been smushy mushy sentimental pap. Having been pregnant myself, I don't but into it much.

Less a story about a couple having a baby, more a sci fi piece about how weired it would be for a guy to be pregnant. Plus, I love the way the author characterizes Dom. And I love how Elijah is so blase about the whole thing.

Excellent reason to read Viggo Sucks: It represents some of the hottest porn going.

Even better reason to read Viggo Sucks: I was continually amazed at how the author represented anger and frustration. Viggo and Sean, for most of the story, are dealing with these negative emotions on some level. She gets them perfectly. Very intense, very real, but not over the top. Never too much. I am in awe of the skill of a writer who can bring that emotional reality to her characters.

And cocoajava, and all you other DW fans, you must particularly read Chatper 21.

CK: Need to go root out that other SB/EW thing. The one I'm frankly embarrassed to rec. Except that it was SO HOT!CK: *facepalm*delanach: why embarrassed?CK: It starts out with what looks like she intended it to be a standalone chapter.delanach: yeah?CK: EW shows up on Halloween at SB's trailer door in a Halloween costume consisting of teddy and panties, or something like that. Haven't read it in a while. And things escalate from there.delanach: I think you'd better stop now!CK: *snickers*CK: You know my recs are good.CK: Another interesting attempt at reality.CK: The Halloween thing starts as a joke that kind of gets out of control.CK: Then SB kind of cautiously woos EW with gifts and suggestions.CK: And EW is pissed off about it, but this being slash, the porn proceeds apace...delanach: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CK: Huh.CK: You know.CK: Weirdly enough, I wonder if *that* might be just the right thing to get me back in the swing of the LOTR RPS?CK: About 8 chapters.delanach: Hmmmmm..... go for it!!!! *refuses to rec other stargate thing*CK: Totally different from Stargate.CK: Heh.CK: Unless there's one where Jack gets his nighty on...delanach: gah!!!delanach: *runs and hides*

Heh.

So anyone for Stargate lingerie slash? *snickers more*

The scary story in question: Satin Fetishes. Oh, go on. Give it a try. You know you want to. No one will know. *snickers*. And careful if you are at work. Artwork on the page, which is also very colorful. No one will mistake it for you shopping at Staples…

UPDATE: Urgh. I now remember another reason why I was hesitant to rec this story. The porn is hot, no doubt about it, but the writing is *wrinkles nose*. I do not like to speak ill of someone else's writing, especially while making a rec, but please be warned, you're gonna have to grit your teeth through some difficult parts...

Note to readers: delanach is my Girlcrush uisgich, in her slashy writing incarnation. Check her out, particularly for Boromir/Aragorn, young Theodred, and food!porn. I rec'd her two "Beds" already, I believe.

I read this story ages ago, and I still think about it often. The denial then the sex are well done. I'd say the last third of it is some of the best stuff out there.

However, it is incredibly, horribly too long. It could probably have been halved by a good editor.

Still, pure gold from the time Karl returns to the beach.

And, ha! Another random pairing. Karl Urban/Billy Boyd. Summary: Karl is the most irritating person Billy knows. They end up spending the day boating. The inevitable occurs, as this is slash, after all. :)