Oops! It seems the delivery squad put my new entertainment center down on the chameleonic floor space occupied by the now-flat formerly cute lizard.

Anyone got some paper towels and a trash bag?

I'm sorry to disappoint you but you failed to squish me despite your accidental attempt. The entertainment center had a hollow underside that prevented it from crushing me.

*Solitaire1 exits the entertainment center from the back and grabs the remote control. Hiding back under the entertainment center, he uses the remote to turn on the CD player, puts in a CD of "Tiny Tim's Greatest Hits" and sets it to repeat. He puts on a video of Snugglebunny singing and sets it to play, filling the room with such cuteness. He leaves for a safer environment.*

*Solitaire1 is in his headquarters. Surrounding him are his new minions, a new type and the most effective ones in the world. The minions are all dressed in black with white makeup and a black beret. They are mime minions! Solitaire1 steps on a platform and addresses his minions.*

My minions, it is time! With my new inventions, you will be the most effective minions in the world! Show me what you can do!

*A mime minion approaches a large boulder. He sizes it up and steps back. He mimes holding a sledge hammer and uses the "sledge hammer" to smash the bolder to dust!*

*Two mime minions mime being trapped in a box. A third minion mimes a gun and "fires" at the "box." The "bullet" bounces off of the "box."*