"In front of the entire country, Gronk's spike impacts right between my buttcheeks," Gronkowski read from a page of A Gronking To Remember.

Then Gronkowski suggested the possibility of turning fiction into reality.

"If someone wants it, that’d be pretty funny," he said.

The folks at Funny Or Die must have been paying attention. It has just produced a video that would serve as a trailer for the movie version of A Gronking To Remember. It stars Charlotte McKinney, the model whose Super Bowl ad for Carl's Jr. led to an invitation to Dancing With The Stars, and it's her butt that fields a variety of spikes. As Gronk says in the following clip, "Now that's good cinema."