I know it’s hard to keep up with my social calendar, but the next event after Britney and the 20-30 Spring Fling is Simone’s birthday!

If the the above pictures didn’t give it away, try to think Jessica Simpson ala Public Affair. In the works right now is a trip to the skating rink followed by a bbq for all our friends. Fun, right? I know some of you are jealous!

Don’t worry, dressing up will be involved. We’re thinking retro jogging shorts and knee/thigh high sports socks. I snatched up a super cheap pair today at Forever 21, but they might be a little short for me. Oh well, I’m out $8 and now I have some saucy sleeping shorts.