And you thought it would all end with The Bodysnatcher Collection! Stupid you.

That’s right, we’ve got word from a SECRET MOLE inside 2|entertain giving us details of the next Dwarf DVD! And, yes, it’s one of those ‘Just The…’ releases you all love so much. It’s called Just The Deleted Scenes and it does exactly what it says on the exclusive cover image on the right.

Word is that we’ll be getting the full set of deleted scenes from series 1 to VIII, including all Easter Eggs from the original releases. Apparently it was felt that many people had trouble finding the Easter Eggs on the original releases, so it was thought to make it easier for those who couldn’t find them to put them in one place alongside the deleted scenes on this release.

However, it doesn’t stop there! The set will include a second disc full of something far more surprising. Yes, it seems those wise prophets on various comedy forums were right and GNP *have* been holding back on hours and hours of prime rushes material that they simply couldn’t be bothered to release originally. Presumably this was so they could exploit the hardcore fans by forcing them to buy this new release.

Not that there’s many hours of rushes held back. Not very many at all. Nevertheless, this release is the first in a series of *thirty* releases, containing material which covers not only all the deleted scenes ever, but every single minute of material ever shot for the show.

More news to come soon!

EDIT: Our hands are up… oop, our hand is up. That’s right, we are Queeg. We’re talking May, June, July AND August Fool. Etc etc etc. Yes, this was one of our ‘hilarious’ ‘japes’, I’m afraid, knocked up at the last minute when we all realised what month it was soon to be. Props to Danny for the artwork especially. Come on, own up if you were caught out even for a second – we wont hold it against you! Not unless you ask us to, anyway…

And the moral of the story is? Appreciate what we got, because basically… it’s fantastic.

> Apparently it was felt that many people had trouble finding the Easter Eggs on the original releases, so it was thought to make it easier for those who couldn?t find them to put them in one place

D’you know, I actually wish that was a real feature…

In other news, the Honey Monster was seen on the set of the Doctor Who series 4 finale. Oh wait, that’s real… no wait, some more news just breaking, there are reports coming in saying that the United Kingdom is to be abolished. Apparently Forrest Whitaker has been approached to take up the mantle of the new King of Scotland, whilst we’re hearing Glynn from Big Brother has been inaugurated as Chief Sheep Shearer of the Western Province of Swansea, Newport, Cardiff and A Load Of Little Villages. More on that story later.

Let’s not forget the collection of the photo galleries from the previous DVD releases! Also this DVD will have its spine designed to align next to the series 1-8 DVDs, showing for the first time that the Red Dwarf logo has an exclamation point at the end.

I think putting both “Vol. 1” and “The Complete Set” on the box gave it away for me. As well as it being April 1st. One of the better efforts on the Interwebs, though. Some of the others were pretty fucking awful.