Happy Hour is 5:00 p.m to 7:00 p.m and there's an optional all-you-can-eat buffet of "Pacific Rim delicacies" ($10.00 per person with +1 drink min) and the cocktails are at "Happy Hour prices". Odds are we'll be there a while before so we get in (Friday can be cramped), and we'll be there after 8.

Full Disclosure: After 8pm there is a $7 per person "Entertainment Charge". I'm going to just pretend that they're as good as The Tikiyaki Orchestra so I'll be happy to help support them. If not, I'm bringing earphones.

Wear your best Tiki/Aloha/Retro attire, take a cab, and let's give them another chance, and at least thank them for not tearing it down!

Martin Cate / martiki (if you don't know who that is, why are you here?) sayeth...

"Well folks...It's time I told you all: I have a drink on the new menu. Look for the Smuggler's Golden Bowl and let me know what you think! Pretty excited to be featured! Haven't even tried it there yet myself!!"
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I actually was there for the very first time two weeks ago with my wife, and we were amazed by both the food and the quality of the drinks. For years, all I've heard is how terrible the food was, so my expectations were very low, which might have had a lot to do with it. But I also was expecting an overly sugared mai tai, and was pleasantly surprised at how great it tasted. Sailor Jerry's rum and what tasted like a "real" mai tai like Trader Vic's "Original '44". Had none of the "pre-made mixed cocktail" corn syrupy taste that I was expecting. I will definitely be going back

That's great to hear! Every time I've been there, it's been on the low side of mediocre.
The decor keeps me coming back though!
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Martin Cate / martiki (if you don't know who that is, why are you here?) sayeth...

"Well folks...It's time I told you all: I have a drink on the new menu. Look for the Smuggler's Golden Bowl and let me know what you think! Pretty excited to be featured! Haven't even tried it there yet myself!!"

This is great news! So glad to hear that the Tonga Room is improving their cocktail menu and there's no better person than Martin to somehow be involved with it.

I've been going to the Tonga room a few times a year for the last few years and have always been served great food in the restaurant. On the other hand don't expect as much from the $10 "all you can eat buffet". It is fine for what it is but don't forget you are getting "all you can eat" for $10 in one of the swankiest hotels in San Francisco. In moderation it is good but if you try to make a meal out of it you may be left with a funny taste in your mouth!

I think some of the drinks are very good, and don't think I haven't had ample opportunity to compare them with the best Tiki drinks the Bay Area has to offer. The Pineapple Royal is my favorite and their Lava Bowl and Scorpion Bowl are good as well. I had a really stiff Zombie there once (although I think it was the bartender's mistake) and although it wasn't a 1934 Zombie Punch it was an honest strong drink. The Bora Bora Horror is also O.K. Some of their other drinks are too sweet for me but I am overjoyed to hear they are upping their game.

The venue is wonderful and the hotel is spectacular. The music is O.K. for 80's pop but too loud for conversation, although I love the Polynesian background music they play before the band performs. I prefer to eat early and then go across the street to the "Top of the Mark" at the Mark Hopkins Hotel next door for an after dinner cocktail. I'd rather pay the $5 cover for their piano player but if you like to dance to 80's pop music the Tonga Room entertainment is very good.

I'd just like to add to this (old) thread, that the Mai Tai at The Tonga Room features Appleton V/X, Denizen Rum, Senior Curacao, Sm. Hands Orgeat (Oakland) and fresh lime juice. **Not Sailor Jerry
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The new Tonga Room bar program, eliminates all of the Finest Call (high fructose corn-syrups), Rose's Lime, canned pineapple juice, Etc. in favor of all fresh juices and quality ingredients all around! It also includes about 60 rums, and the collection is growing. There are now dedicated bartenders who are interested in the history and accuracy of Tiki drinks. Feel free to order off-the-menu Tiki and contemporary classic cocktails, or "Dealer's choice" from the them.

I know this is a far cry from some of the recent days of sugary hangover-inducing concoctions. I hope people will appreciate this new change!