Wee Man is number one alright. Not only does he urinate when plugged into your computer, he just might be the most useless product Thanko has ever devised—and that's saying something.

Fill up the tank with water, plug it in (or insert batteries) and he pees. That's it. But won't that get water all over my desk and my equipment? Yeah, probably—put out a dish or something. Thanko can't do everything for you. Besides, the sound will be soothing...like a fountain. Parched? Go ahead and have a drink. I've changed my mind, this is the most useful product ever. [Thanko via Gearfuse]