The day I left Yosemite’s Tuolumne Meadows, I met a hiker who managed to change my entire attitude towards the trail. His name was Appa The Sky Bison.

This Michigan-bred champion of life showed me that my hiking game was still amateur. As I sucked wind to keep pace with him, he did little to encourage the now scripted conversation you courteously have with every hiker met on the trail.

However, once we outgrew the small talk and Appa realized that I was not going to be so easily abandoned in his wake, he allowed me to gently inseminate him with my needle-less syringe of friendship (what does that even mean?).

Now, some two years later, Appa has committed to doing what I (think I) wish I was also doing at this very moment in time: hiking the Pacific Crest Trail – again.

Being the gentlemanly man that he is, Appa has graciously volunteered some of his valuable time to answer some questions about his upcoming hike of the PCT. May his wisdom rain down with the fury of a thousand million horny rabbits and impregnate our bountiful fields of knowledge.

The trail still echoes in my every thought and action, but as time marches forward the call of the trail slowly fades into memory; it is instead replaced by a call from the future. A call not to return to, but to go to the trail, not as it was, but how it is now.

Okay so there’s that, and then the other part is: I never wanted to get off. The trail is going to be a completely new experience this time, both mentally and how I approach it physically as well. Technique, diet, gear is not that different, but yeah, you’re going to have to edit how I talk. I don’t feel like I’m going back, I really don’t. The more experiences I have, I just know it’s going to be different because it’s all about the people you’re with, and I am going to be with a whole new group of people.

HOW IS YOU TODAY DIFFERENT FROM YOU WHO STARTED THE TRAIL TWO YEARS AGO?

At this point Appa hung up on me to think about his answer.

I rock a man bun now – and all the implications that go with it.

WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WOULD GO BACK AND TELL YOURSELF ON DAY ONE THE FIRST TIME AROUND?

I don’t think I would have listened to a word I had to say to myself, so it doesn’t matter.

The Appa in its natural habitat.

HAVE ANYTHING NEW IN YOUR PACK THIS TIME AROUND?

I have an inflatable mattress which is a huge removal from my hiking philosophy of simplicity. But after thinking about those restless nights on my side and waking up with a numb arm, I got a NeoAir Xlite. Blowing it up is going to be the worst.

WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO DO OUT THERE?

Part of me wants to go to every town I didn’t go to before, but one thing I definitely know I’m going to do is say “yes”. I’m going to say “yes” – a lot. Which was a lesson that you and I learned together.

WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU ARE FOR SURE AVOIDING?

Ramen noodles and irrational pressure to make miles.

WHAT ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO?

Having everything I need on my back.

HIKING SOLO OR WITH PEOPLE?

It’s the ying-yang of the trail, man. It’s about finding that balance. I need both. The trail doesn’t make sense without the people.

TREKKING POLES?

Yes.

Appa hates road walks.

FAVORITE TRAIL MEAL?

Leftover pizza, but if that doesn’t count, then oatmeal and coffee.

FAVORITE PIECE OF GEAR?

My wool hoodie, for sure. Easy.

FAVORITE SECTION OF TRAIL?

If we’re talking pure hiking then I would say Whitney to Rae Lakes, but I’m probably most looking forward to the last 100 or 150 miles of the trail because of what happened to us.

FAVORITE THING TO DO DURING BREAKS?

Swimming, for sure.

FAVORITE THING TO DO IN TOWN?

Probably burger, beer, ice cream. Pretty standard.

Appa, defeated at the hands of the snow.

RESUPPLY BOXES?

Um…no.

WHAT TOWN ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO?

I was just thinking about that. I think as far as a town I’m looking forward to that I went to last time, it would have to be Ashland. Ashland is full of wild memories.

WHAT’S YOUR UNDERWEAR SITUATION LOOKING LIKE?

I’m wearing the same pair I wore last time. Yup. They’re ExOfficio and I have no idea what they’re called, but they’re like six years old now and they’re still exactly the same. I only carry one pair. If my underwear is dirty, I go commando.

WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF ON THE PACIFIC CREST TRAIL?

I’m most afraid of losing sight of the joy of the freedom. So I guess I am afraid of my own mind. Yeah.

BUT WHAT ABOUT ASS CHAFE?

Ass chafe is a fickle mistress. Ass chafe sucks. I’ve seen ass chafe take down some of the strongest of hikers. It is a killer of thru-hikers.

What’s next? Nobody can know.

And to those of you hiking the trail this year and hoping to meet the man himself, know that he will (for his own reasons) not be going by Appa on the PCT this year (find him a suitable replacement, please). However, he will always be an Appa in my eyes (and heart).

He starts today, April 6, best of luck out there, Appa (or whatever the hell your name is)/

Have any questions for Appa? Leave a comment below and I will pester him into answering!.

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Question has been submitted to the Appa. This answer will be updated with his response once received!

Mullet

I hiked with appa a bit in 2013, I was going by magic mullet then. I have since ditched the mullet so a new trail name is in store for me as well this year as I am also hiking again – I hope to see him out there! Also, thanks for all the great blog posts.

Magic Mullet? I don’t think we ever met, but I definitely heard your name (or saw you in the registers). Give that Sky Bison a kiss for me when you find him. Best of luck this year!

Panda

So I’ve done a lot of research, but something I haven’t seen anywhere is- once you complete the trail, how do you get back home? I live in Texas, and getting home from Canada (after hiking south to north) without buying a plane ticket is a necessity.. So how do you get back home?

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Halfway Anywhere started out in 2011 as a way for me to share my travels with friends and family. Since then it has grown tremendously into a not only a collection of my own stories and travels, but as a resource for anyone looking to step into the world of adventure.

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