His Segway Must Have Been in the Shop

Earlier today, this hyper-connected cyborg cruised up and down Capp Street wearing Google Glasses, a bluetooth, and holding an iPhone, frequently jumping off the sidewalk and walking down the middle of the street (pictured above). One can only assume this human trifecta of douchebaggery was field testing the hardware, but the choice of location seemed particularly poor. I guess his Google Glasses don't have a crime statistics overlay for his heads up display map.