When I first heard that bath salts were being blamed for turning a guy into a zombie, I thought ‘wow, have I been somehow poisoning myself with Calgon?’

Yeah, I know, but I didn’t realise that the new term for cocaine is bath salts.

Seriously, though, this is absolutely disgusting. It makes me sick just to think about it. To think of the trauma that the victim has gone through and will go through needing reconstruction surgery(ies) on his face as well as the psychological trauma.