Oh, wait, no, there are. A quick rap? Did you ask PK Subban for one too, JR? How about Subban, Byfuglien, and Weeks getting together for some Public Enemy style hip hop? Pass over a giant gold watch to Weeksie, because I’m sure that he’d just love to play your little personal Flavor Flav (especially since he mentions the word “flavor” 100 times). I’ll almost forgive him for also calling Byfuglien a forward.