Effectiveness: Andrea and Thane were fortunately smart enough to learn no matter how confusing we were.

Aaron explains the finer points of the imperial measurement system to the attentive Thane.This is Aaron. Aaron did this.Andrea prepares to smash pig-face with the awesomeness that is the Retribution.And the awesomeness makes her head explode.Aaron continues to splay. This man is a Press Ganger, chosen by Privateer Press as a ambassador for the brand.Andrea proves that she's going to be very good at this game.

So, in the end I can only hope that our new visitors learned something, since young blood is the fuel that invigorates successful games and clubs.

Andrea and Thane, thanks for putting up with us and trying hard to learn. Eventually, you'll understand these rules. We promise.