NSA Phone Monitoring Identifies Suspect Calls From White House

Yesterday President Obama heralded a breakthrough from the illegal NSA phone monitoring after it identified a White House employee had been making highly suspect calls to leaders of foreign hostile countries.

NSA security experts appear to have not yet identified the individual making these calls but are believed to be “closing in fast”.

In a surprise change of strategy, the NSA are now being surprisingly open about their findings and what has been detected. It would seem that some as yet unidentified individual in the White House has been making and/or receiving telephone conversations with highly placed individuals in Iran. An NSA spokesperson said, “For many years we have been very concerned about the Iranian nuclear program and thus have imposed severe sanctions against the country. Since 1980 we have had no diplomatic relationship with Iran so to now discover some White House person has been communicating directly with their leaders … well you can appreciate we will stop at nothing to apprehend and severely punish the offender”.