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Saturday, 17 March, 2007

The very first ball was a no ball; The 2nd ball was a double & 3rd was 2 runs in a wide ball; 4th was a boundary; 5th was boundary on a no ball; sixth was a six; the over was rated a babyover of 3 BALLS! & THE BOWLER WAS SENT OFF! - Good Joke Double hundredThe famous batsman had been in all day. Nothing the home side could do had any effect. As the day's play drew to a close, and the batsman scored two hundred, they were at their wits end. Then a voice rang out from the crowd: 'Send for the fire brigade-that'll put him out!' Out first ballIn a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper. 'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the beer was gone!' How many great batsmen?The conceited batsman was at the crease. He turned to the wicket-keeper. 'Tell me, my man, just out of interest. How many great players would you say there are? 'One less than you think.'

Friday, 9 March, 2007

It's important to find a man who has money,a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant thatthese 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for bein the ugliestperson in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's amistake?Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in thezoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha!ha! ha

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine cankiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in bymistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u,dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playincards n i'm missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom &without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU afterall!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth hewon a toaster

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobodyhome." I went over. Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people rdrinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading mytext!pass on