Money Money Money (Claude Lelouch 1972) CD1

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Enjoy yourself:
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It's much later[br]than you think.
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to Janine
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MONEY MONEY MONEY
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38,982th sunset[br]in the history of cinema
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During its numerous[br]interruptions,
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the defense has maintained,
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by means of absurd[br]and deceptive argument,
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that this case,[br]being tried under criminal law,
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is actually a political trial!
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Gentlemen of the jury,[br]make no mistake!
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These five men are criminals.
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I use the term advisedly.
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These five common[br]criminals have used
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their fertile imaginations[br]in the cause of Evil.
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They have only utilized[br]political unrest
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to screen[br]their sinister activities.
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Look into their eyes,[br]try to detect
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the faintest glimmer,[br]the least whiff
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of a political ideal or thought!
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I ask you, Your Honor...
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I ask you, the jury...
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I ask you, the people...
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what is the common denominator[br]of all their criminal acts?
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Money...
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nothing but money!
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Or, in the language[br]of these gentlemen...
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"loot."
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As for politics,[br]they couldn't care less!
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Moreover, psychiatrists[br]have found
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that the IQ of[br]these five specimens
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is woefully below average.
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The medical report[br]on Simon, for example,
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states that he displays[br]cyclical symptoms
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of neuroses ranging from[br]hysterical depression
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to acute paranoia.
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I will cite just one fact
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about this individual,[br]this Simon...
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that fact concerns[br]his activities
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near an automobile[br]assembly plant, in 1961.
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Simon Duroc and his friends
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stole 8,523 tires[br]in 11 months!
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It was his first conviction...[br]three years in prison.
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From then on,[br]he was lost to society.
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WE GIVE AWAY APPLES
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- Fill her up, sir?[br]- 25 francs' worth.
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There you are, sir![br]Clean your windshield?
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Calling Fox Bravo Hotel,[br]Golf Romeo.
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This is T6 Juliet Papa, over.
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If you read me,[br]make a 180-degree turn and land.
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We know you are[br]transporting weapons.
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Fox Bravo Hotel, Golf Romeo,[br]do you read me?
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Fill her up, sir?
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Fill her up.
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There you are, sir![br]Clean your windshield?
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Hey, my money!
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I'm being robbed!
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My money!
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Thus was born the team[br]of Jacques and Charlot.
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From 1960 to 1965,[br]they made the headlines regularly.
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From 1965 to 1970,[br]they took a vacation... in prison.
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But we have[br]no details about that.
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With Sabena,[br]you're already there
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Come on, over there!
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Been to school?
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Can you read?[br]Read that!
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Did you stop?
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- Why not?[br]- I didn't stop before...
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I stopped after!
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I didn't see it!
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My ear!
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Are you hurt?
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I'll take you to the hospital.
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I'll hospitalize you!
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Your car okay?
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Take me to the airport![br]The airport!
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- The hospital?[br]- Take me to the airport!
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- The hospital?[br]- The airport!
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Open the door!
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Climb in!
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We going or not?[br]Let's go!
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Is this your car?
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Are you deaf?
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- You keep saying "Eh?"[br]- Louder! I can't hear.
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Is this your car?
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Yes. Why?
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Where's the door key?
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The key?
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I lost it.
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- What're you doing?[br]- My eyes hurt.
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Well done!
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Look, we've got[br]to catch a plane!
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Car papers.
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License and registration.
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This is a stolen car.
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A stolen car?
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- Impossible![br]- It's a stolen car!
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Wait a minute![br]Look, I don't know this man.
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I just met him...
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Open the door.
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Can't you open this door?
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I've never met him!
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- Do you know me?[br]- I don't know him.
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Tell them you don't know me!
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I don't know him.
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Is this your car?
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No!
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I had an accident[br]two miles from here.
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This gentleman...[br]you moron!
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Wait a minute.
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My car's a wreck!
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You have to come with me.
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This is a stolen car.
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What the hell do I care?
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It's not my fault![br]I'm going to miss my plane!
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You can't take me in!
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I have to be in Paris[br]in four hours!
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You can take a later plane.
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Say something![br]You got me into this!
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- I didn't steal the car.[br]- What the hell do I care!
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Tell them what happened!
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I found the car[br]and I don't know him.
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You can explain at the station.
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- Do you understand?[br]- Yes, I do...
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- I've got to get to Paris.[br]- As soon as we check your story...
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Just routine...[br]a formality.
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Then you can go.
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"Lino Massaro,[br]head of a gang of art-forgers."
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I don't know him!
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So you don't know each other?
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I just stole the car!
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Lino Massaro got five years,
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so did Aldo Maccione,[br]who couldn't explain
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that the car and the paintings[br]were two different matters.
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So that you'll understand,[br]I'll describe in detail
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what these men did after prison.
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And I say, today, why not us?
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PROSTITUTES OF THE WORLD, UNITE
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The fact that so many of you[br]answered our call
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shows you feel[br]the old order is finished.
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We will not be[br]the last French colony!
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No more secrecy,[br]no more ghetto.
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Come out in broad daylight!
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We took to the streets first,[br]2,000 years ago.
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The sidewalks belong to us!
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What would men be without us?
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Nothing!
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Nothing!
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We are not their property!
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We are the hub[br]of a huge industry
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which brings in billions.[br]We will no longer be exploited.
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Prostitution is a factory[br]that we can manage by ourselves
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since we are the tools!
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We are thousands[br]gathered here today.
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Tomorrow, together,
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we can be millions!
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No more bosses!
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No more exploitation by men!
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I do not wave the red flag[br]of Communism
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nor the black flag of anarchy.
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I wave the pink flag of love
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and of liberty!
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We accept our duties,
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but we want our rights[br]to be recognized!
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And we will win.
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We'll win by proving that[br]prostitution is a public service.
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I'll go even further.[br]We want to be declared
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a public utility!
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For our protection,
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for social security benefits,[br]for retirement pensions,
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for the recognition of our rights[br]and against all the injustices,
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I hereby proclaim[br]a general strike of all prostitutes!
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For the liberty of prostitution!
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What style!
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You were sensational...
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brilliant!
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I didn't know[br]you could talk like that.
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You surprised me.
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You should be an actress,[br]not a whore.
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I never thought of it.[br]Don't be mean.
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I'm not. I meant it!
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What you don't get is[br]that it's not an act, it's for real.
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C'mon, it looked like[br]a church social!
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You were all enjoying it.
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Sure, but it's still serious.
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You'll have to explain it to me
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because I still don't get it.
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- What?[br]- All that!
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What are they after?[br]What are you after?
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Can't you see[br]that pimps are finished?
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So that's it!
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Look at what's happening[br]all around you.
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Times have changed.
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You, with your pinstriped suit,[br]the Mercedes,
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him with his cap.[br]I tell you, you're obsolete.
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I'm obsolete?
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Let me get it straight.
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Today the workers[br]fire the bosses?
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You've got it![br]That's just about it.
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I'll never fire you, boss.
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You spoke of self-management.
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- That's what I said.[br]- All right, say I accept it,
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even in the whorehouses.
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What then?
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But it means[br]there are no more bosses!
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- Can't you understand?[br]- Nicole, you of all people,
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you can't say I'm a boss.
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Never, to anyone!
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Aldo, do I treat you[br]like a boss?
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No, boss!
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You asked for it!
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Be serious for two minutes.
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What about us?
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You girls have had[br]some rough times.
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That's right.
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And we were always there,[br]ready for anything!
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- I'm not arguing.[br]- Summer camps for your kids,
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who took care of all that?
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You did.[br]But that's not enough.
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What do you want?
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We want social security,[br]for example.
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I told you, boss,[br]you can't argue with Communists!
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Hey, cut it out, okay?
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- He's a pain![br]- Talking politics bugs me!
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Come on, go, go!
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I'll stop the Mercedes[br]and you take the subway!
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Good morning![br]This is a robbery. Don't move.
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Stay calm. Thank you!
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Please don't move!
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The door.
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Press the alarm button.[br]Call the police, that's it!
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Now call them.
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Hello, Mr. Policeman!
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The Bank of Paris is being held up.[br]Come right away!
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- Everything's okay.[br]- We're on our way.
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Goodbye now.[br]The police'll be right here.
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Goodbye, Officer.
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- Say goodbye![br]- Goodbye, Officer.
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Papa, this time[br]it was worthwhile.
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No, listen, Daniel...
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we'll talk about it tomorrow.
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I've had it up[br]to here for today!
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Let's say my day[br]was a little... special.
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I feel like I live in weirdoland.
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What's gotten into everybody?[br]No! I don't want to go crazy.
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I'm in a hurry,[br]so give me a lift...
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Papa, I have to explain!
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- You must understand.[br]- Well, be quick.
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Capitalism's had it,[br]the Fifth Republic has had it!
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Communism's had it,[br]the consumer society has had it!
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Cars have had it!
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You've got to wake up[br]and help us!
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Fine, but right now let's go,[br]I'm in a hurry.
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Close this thing[br]or I'll get pneumonia.
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Pull toward you.
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- What's this?[br]- Hide it!
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What is it?
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1/3 gasoline, 1/3 ether,[br]1/3 oxygen.
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- What do you do with it?[br]- You light it and it explodes.
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It explodes!
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Come on...
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come with me.
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- You light it where?[br]- There.
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- It'll go off![br]- You said cars have had it.
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Let's see if[br]I've understood you.
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See? Now I understand.[br]You just had to explain.
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Here, this is for the subway.
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Fascist!
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3,000 whores at the meeting,[br]and what for?
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To go on strike!
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- Cut the deck.[br]- Wait a second!
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And their slogans,[br]their demands...
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"Our bellies belong to us,"[br]"Sex is money"...
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A low blow.
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"We own the sidewalks,"[br]"No more pimps"...
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wait... social security!
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Don't listen to Communists!
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And that's not all, Jacques.
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I also had[br]a little run-in with a...
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a young jerk[br]with cute ideas, too.
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- So poker tonight...[br]- I understand.
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If this can comfort you[br]in any way,
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I feel the same way.
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We pulled a little job today.[br]No big deal, just a little job.
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Charlot neutralized[br]the police station... perfect!
00:29:12.85,00:29:15.54
I took care of the bank.
00:29:15.62,00:29:17.88
Perfect!
00:29:17.95,00:29:20.35
10,000 francs!
00:29:20.42,00:29:24.29
- Less 6,000 expenses...[br]- It's to be expected, Jacques.
00:29:24.36,00:29:27.42
Boys, you've got[br]to understand one thing.
00:29:27.49,00:29:29.99
It's vital.[br]We've got to wake up.
00:29:30.06,00:29:32.09
We're on the brink!
00:29:32.17,00:29:35.26
- Let's get through our heads![br]- Can I talk?
00:29:35.34,00:29:38.70
You said it yourself:[br]Capitalism has had it!
00:29:38.77,00:29:42.47
The consumer society[br]has had it.
00:29:42.54,00:29:46.17
And cars...[br]cars have had it!
00:29:46.25,00:29:49.48
- The Fifth has had it![br]- What's the Fifth?
00:29:49.55,00:29:52.31
- The French Republic, you idiot![br]- Can I say one thing?
00:29:52.39,00:29:55.01
We're obsolete!
00:29:55.09,00:29:56.39
Fascist!
00:29:58.29,00:30:01.16
Thanks.
00:30:01.23,00:30:04.16
- Where's mine?[br]- Coming up.
00:30:04.23,00:30:05.86
We're obsolete.
00:30:05.93,00:30:09.16
Aldo's right.[br]You are obsolete.
00:30:09.24,00:30:11.29
And I'll tell you why.
00:30:11.37,00:30:15.03
Because you keep looking[br]for money in banks!
00:30:15.11,00:30:17.80
But that's not where it's at.
00:30:17.88,00:30:21.47
And your streetwalkers[br]are walking out?
00:30:21.55,00:30:25.71
Naturally. All women[br]are taking up politics,
00:30:25.79,00:30:27.58
even hookers.
00:30:27.65,00:30:30.52
They vote, they hold[br]conferences...
00:30:30.59,00:30:32.58
Women's Lib...[br]and why not?
00:30:32.66,00:30:34.75
It's natural!
00:30:34.83,00:30:38.49
If you want money, Lino,[br]get a job as Treasurer
00:30:38.57,00:30:42.13
of Women's Lib!
00:30:42.20,00:30:45.14
- What d'you mean?[br]- It seems clear to me.
00:30:45.21,00:30:49.57
Al Capone and Company[br]are all finished.
00:30:49.64,00:30:52.01
20 years behind.
00:30:52.08,00:30:55.48
All you're good at now[br]is making spaghetti...
00:30:55.55,00:30:58.81
and Aldo takes care[br]of that, not you.
00:30:58.89,00:31:01.72
All right, wise guy...
00:31:02.82,00:31:06.02
You talk big,[br]but what do you do?
00:31:06.09,00:31:07.96
Me?
00:31:08.03,00:31:11.00
I've got so many jobs,[br]I'm getting dizzy.
00:31:11.06,00:31:13.00
I wing corporation[br]presidents.
00:31:13.07,00:31:15.63
It's pretty funny
00:31:15.70,00:31:19.23
because I shoot[br]rightwingers,
00:31:19.31,00:31:21.64
the far right pays me,
00:31:21.71,00:31:24.37
and the far left gets blamed.
00:31:24.44,00:31:27.35
How's that again?[br]I'm a bit deaf.
00:31:27.41,00:31:30.51
I said I wing[br]rightwingers,
00:31:30.58,00:31:33.38
the far right pays me,
00:31:33.45,00:31:35.85
and the far left gets blamed.
00:31:35.92,00:31:38.58
- How is it?[br]- Good.
00:31:38.66,00:31:41.65
Politics is the only[br]reality today...
00:31:41.73,00:31:43.56
a booming business.
00:31:44.76,00:31:48.36
Politics is fine,[br]but which party?
00:31:48.43,00:31:52.63
No! Above parties.[br]Above!
00:31:52.71,00:31:54.80
There's your loot.
00:31:54.87,00:31:57.27
The government...
00:31:57.34,00:31:58.94
big business...
00:31:59.01,00:32:00.57
labor unions!
00:32:00.65,00:32:04.88
I get 20,000 francs[br]to wound a corporation president.
00:32:04.95,00:32:09.39
A big labor union like the CGT[br]is richer than a bank.
00:32:12.29,00:32:14.59
What if you kill one?
00:32:14.66,00:32:16.69
I said I wound them.
00:32:16.76,00:32:19.63
I don't kill!
00:32:19.70,00:32:21.96
Never!
00:32:22.04,00:32:24.77
You know what the CGT is?
00:32:24.84,00:32:27.10
- No, what is it?[br]- The labor union.
00:32:27.17,00:32:29.47
We'll really have[br]to start from zero.
00:32:29.54,00:32:32.07
Of course, you don't[br]know the CGT.
00:32:32.15,00:32:34.84
But politics can't be[br]improvised.
00:32:34.91,00:32:38.01
We should take lessons.[br]We must take lessons.
00:32:38.08,00:32:40.48
So, as Simon said,[br]they studied politics
00:32:40.55,00:32:45.89
and the nuances of an era[br]based on extortion and hostages.
00:32:45.96,00:32:48.72
That's how they'd make money!
00:32:48.80,00:32:52.49
Students and experts followed each other[br]for three days and nights,
00:32:52.57,00:32:55.26
defining leftists,
00:32:55.34,00:32:59.57
Maoists, Communists,[br]fascists, anarchists.
00:32:59.64,00:33:04.17
Their "teachers" never dreamed[br]that these were men without ideals,
00:33:04.24,00:33:06.11
without a cause.
00:33:06.18,00:33:09.17
They'd serve any cause[br]for their own profit.
00:33:09.25,00:33:11.77
The UN of disorder[br]doesn't exist.
00:33:11.85,00:33:14.91
The UN of anarchy[br]has yet to be created.
00:33:14.99,00:33:18.62
It will be born[br]of the defunct Crime, Inc.
00:33:18.69,00:33:21.25
On February 13, 1972,
00:33:21.33,00:33:24.89
a new chapter in gangsterism[br]was being opened.
00:33:24.96,00:33:28.09
Hoodlum imagination[br]is coming into power!
00:33:28.17,00:33:33.16
"Stalin, born in 1870,[br]died in 1953.
00:33:33.24,00:33:37.80
Took power in the USSR[br]after Lenin died in 1924,
00:33:37.88,00:33:40.74
killing millions."
00:33:40.81,00:33:44.81
Imagine a man with no license,[br]driving a Ferrari at 200 mph.
00:33:44.88,00:33:48.55
He's bound to kill[br]10 people a day.
00:33:48.62,00:33:50.85
Stalin was the road hog[br]of the Revolution!
00:33:50.92,00:33:52.98
For Trotsky,[br]the armed prophet,
00:33:53.06,00:33:57.36
"Revolution is permanent."[br]Stalin understood it only too well.
00:33:57.43,00:34:00.46
He had him killed in Mexico.
00:34:00.53,00:34:04.13
That's where he ran him over[br]with the Ferrari!
00:34:06.04,00:34:07.97
Weren't we told that?
00:34:08.04,00:34:11.03
Aldo, "The road hog[br]of the Revolution"
00:34:11.11,00:34:13.31
is a metaphor.
00:34:13.38,00:34:16.44
I thought so![br]Stalin with a Ferrari...
00:34:16.52,00:34:18.78
Dialectical materialism
00:34:18.85,00:34:22.08
is the basis[br]of all political thought.
00:34:22.16,00:34:26.18
Dialectics means you go[br]from analysis to synthesis
00:34:26.26,00:34:29.06
like shifting gears.
00:34:29.13,00:34:30.82
So that's...
00:34:30.90,00:34:33.06
you know how it works?
00:34:33.13,00:34:35.33
It allows you to shift
00:34:35.40,00:34:39.10
from a specific analysis[br]to a general conclusion.
00:34:39.17,00:34:42.23
You can go both ways[br]and not lose sight
00:34:42.31,00:34:44.74
of your starting point.
00:34:44.81,00:34:47.44
Cars have automatic shifts now.
00:34:47.51,00:34:50.04
That was invented by Lenin.
00:34:50.12,00:34:53.95
You've heard the experts[br]I called in.
00:34:54.02,00:34:57.18
They were very expensive.
00:34:57.26,00:34:59.38
I thought you should know.
00:34:59.46,00:35:02.09
Now you realize[br]the contradictions
00:35:02.16,00:35:06.66
that exist between[br]different ideas, systems,
00:35:06.73,00:35:10.07
theories, countries,
00:35:10.14,00:35:11.97
and flags.
00:35:12.04,00:35:14.03
I hope you're confused.
00:35:14.11,00:35:16.01
You mean,[br]you hope we aren't.
00:35:16.08,00:35:18.31
Perfect! He's confused.
00:35:18.38,00:35:22.37
Because if you know[br]that you understand nothing,
00:35:22.45,00:35:24.42
you're above confusion.
00:35:24.48,00:35:27.39
And you'll make lots of money!
00:35:28.86,00:35:31.92
Our new sphere of action
00:35:31.99,00:35:34.82
will utilize the contradictions
00:35:34.89,00:35:40.42
of those who say "Love one another,"[br]then kill each other!
00:35:40.50,00:35:43.33
Our specialty, as I see it,
00:35:43.40,00:35:49.10
is to be the specialists[br]of clarity in confusion.
00:35:49.18,00:35:50.94
You follow me?
00:35:51.01,00:35:52.88
No, it's not clear.
00:35:52.95,00:35:55.64
I'll be more precise.
00:35:55.72,00:35:57.98
I've a job in mind.
00:35:58.05,00:36:01.65
But for this job,[br]we have to merge.
00:36:01.72,00:36:06.25
That is, Lino, Jacques and me,[br]with your permission.
00:36:06.33,00:36:09.42
Why didn't you say it,[br]instead of confusing us?
00:36:09.50,00:36:14.06
That's what they do in show business.[br]And you don't know show business!
00:37:25.04,00:37:27.94
- Tremendous [br]- Adventure
00:37:28.01,00:37:30.98
- Stupendous [br]- Adventure
00:37:31.04,00:37:33.84
- Erotical [br]- Adventure
00:37:33.91,00:37:36.78
- Political [br]- Adventure
00:37:36.85,00:37:39.68
- Adventure [br]- Adventure...
00:39:31.53,00:39:33.33
Shut up.
00:39:37.00,00:39:40.34
Johnny, may I get[br]your autograph, please?
00:39:42.64,00:39:44.40
For Janine.
00:39:46.15,00:39:48.48
- Who's Janine?[br]- His sister.
00:39:48.55,00:39:50.17
Hello, everyone.
00:39:50.25,00:39:52.81
Today's top news:[br]Johnny Hallyday.
00:39:52.89,00:39:55.05
The pop singer is still missing.
00:39:55.12,00:39:57.32
We now know he was kidnapped...
00:39:57.39,00:39:59.88
the most daring[br]kidnapping in years.
00:39:59.96,00:40:03.90
The big question:[br]Why Johnny Hallyday?
00:40:03.96,00:40:06.40
Is it political...
00:40:06.47,00:40:09.23
- Happy?[br]- Terrific! Great start.
00:40:14.31,00:40:16.83
Biggest headlines[br]since the general died.
00:40:16.91,00:40:19.64
- What general?[br]- Bugeaud!
00:40:24.08,00:40:29.15
Le Monde: "Johnny's fans[br]swear to find him."
00:40:29.22,00:40:32.12
- Find you?[br]- Here!
00:40:32.19,00:40:34.96
L'Aurore: "Why Johnny?"
00:40:35.03,00:40:37.22
Yes... why?
00:40:38.46,00:40:42.26
Combat: "Johnny Hallyday,[br]or the political abduction."
00:40:42.33,00:40:44.46
Terrific!
00:40:47.17,00:40:49.20
A one-track mind.
00:40:53.28,00:40:55.41
Make it to cash.
00:40:57.35,00:41:01.08
As long as we can all[br]get a share of that.
00:41:02.15,00:41:05.75
Your career is set for[br]the next 10 years...
00:41:05.83,00:41:07.82
that's a modest estimate.
00:41:07.89,00:41:10.23
Easier than a bank.
00:41:11.26,00:41:14.26
- Who gets it?[br]- Him.
00:41:18.94,00:41:21.43
Your stunt isn't cheap.
00:41:21.51,00:41:25.14
A publicity campaign[br]would've cost 10 times more
00:41:25.21,00:41:28.70
with no headlines[br]or TV coverage.
00:41:29.75,00:41:33.24
How do you like[br]your new career?
00:41:33.32,00:41:36.69
I like it, but I need time[br]to get used to it.
00:41:36.76,00:41:40.12
The methods are new,[br]and I'm feeling old.
00:41:40.19,00:41:44.36
It looks like it's the wave[br]of the future.
00:41:44.43,00:41:48.13
Mr. Georges?[br]A call from Mr. Belley.
00:41:48.20,00:41:50.79
- Inspector Lamotte.[br]- Inspector Dufour.
00:41:50.87,00:41:53.63
- What is it?[br]- We need to talk to your boss.
00:41:53.71,00:41:55.94
Do you have[br]an appointment?
00:41:56.01,00:41:59.00
No, but tell him[br]it's personal and urgent.
00:41:59.08,00:42:00.64
One moment.
00:42:07.45,00:42:10.25
The police? What's it about?
00:42:10.32,00:42:12.65
It's personal.[br]Yes.
00:42:12.73,00:42:15.09
Last door in the hallway.
00:42:19.30,00:42:21.63
Come in, gentlemen.
00:42:23.30,00:42:26.64
- What's the problem?[br]- Inspector Lamotte.
00:42:26.71,00:42:28.50
Inspector Dufour.
00:42:28.57,00:42:32.44
We're sorry to bother you,
00:42:32.51,00:42:36.68
but we've arrested this man.
00:42:36.75,00:42:40.48
He robbed some places[br]near here last night.
00:42:40.55,00:42:43.82
He came here, too.[br]What did he take?
00:42:43.89,00:42:46.79
- Came here?[br]- Yes, here, last night.
00:42:46.86,00:42:50.12
I haven't noticed[br]anything missing.
00:42:50.20,00:42:52.49
We're positive.
00:42:52.57,00:42:54.73
It can't be!
00:42:54.80,00:42:58.10
- It was here?[br]- Yeah, yeah! The safe.
00:42:58.17,00:42:59.97
The safe?
00:43:00.04,00:43:03.50
I just opened it.[br]Everything's fine!
00:43:03.58,00:43:06.57
Perhaps, but...
00:43:06.65,00:43:10.31
better make sure,[br]for your security and ours.
00:43:10.38,00:43:12.85
Mistakes are so easily made.
00:43:12.92,00:43:14.85
Please make sure...
00:43:14.92,00:43:17.82
Of course, if you insist.
00:43:17.89,00:43:20.48
We're sorry to take up[br]your time, but...
00:43:20.56,00:43:25.26
A double-check[br]is better than one, right?
00:43:28.37,00:43:31.56
Oftentime,[br]you think you have...
00:43:31.64,00:43:35.20
seen everything,[br]and then you realize
00:43:35.27,00:43:38.37
you haven't seen everything.
00:43:38.44,00:43:40.74
See? Nothing's missing!
00:43:40.81,00:43:43.51
Sit down, please.
00:43:43.58,00:43:45.98
- Sit down![br]- What's this mean?
00:43:46.05,00:43:49.71
We'll explain.[br]Put your hands on your head
00:43:49.79,00:43:52.76
and look over there.
00:43:55.36,00:43:58.06
He was right,[br]nothing's been stolen.
00:43:58.13,00:44:01.10
He was absolutely right.
00:44:02.10,00:44:04.47
You were right.
00:44:04.54,00:44:08.84
Now, he's a little bit[br]less right.
00:44:08.91,00:44:12.04
No, no![br]Look over there.
00:44:15.01,00:44:17.78
That's not very nice, sir![br]Over there, I said.
00:44:17.85,00:44:20.98
- Conk him on the head![br]- That's no place for it.
00:44:21.05,00:44:25.08
- You might need it![br]- On the head!
00:44:25.16,00:44:27.39
No, he's very nice.
00:44:27.46,00:44:30.33
- Very polite.[br]- Very refined.
00:44:30.40,00:44:32.36
He's loaded, too!
00:44:32.43,00:44:35.37
It's a pleasure to deal[br]with a man like him.
00:44:35.43,00:44:37.96
I mean that!
00:44:38.04,00:44:40.20
- A man of distinction...[br]- Stand up, sir.
00:44:40.27,00:44:43.73
Go way over there...
00:44:43.81,00:44:45.97
and kneel.
00:44:46.05,00:44:48.95
Good! Now, don't move.[br]Thank you!
00:44:49.01,00:44:51.61
There's some more[br]down there!
00:44:51.68,00:44:53.71
So there is!
00:44:53.79,00:44:55.75
Stupid of me to forget.
00:45:02.23,00:45:04.70
The plane for Asunción.
00:45:04.76,00:45:07.63
You're late![br]Too bad, it's on the runway.
00:45:07.70,00:45:11.53
- It's gone?[br]- It'll take off any second.
00:45:11.60,00:45:13.57
When's the next flight?
00:45:13.64,00:45:15.97
Tomorrow.
00:45:17.28,00:45:19.84
It's gone?
00:45:20.88,00:45:23.25
I'm sorry to bother you.
00:45:23.32,00:45:27.25
It's about your flight[br]AS 262 for Asunción.
00:45:27.32,00:45:29.48
Quite by accident,[br]I've learned
00:45:29.56,00:45:33.39
that there's a bomb[br]in the rear luggage bay.
00:45:33.46,00:45:35.69
I called to warn you.
00:45:35.76,00:45:39.66
No, I can't give my name.[br]I'm a flight captain and...
00:45:39.73,00:45:41.83
No, be reasonable!
00:45:41.90,00:45:44.49
I can't give you my name.
00:45:44.57,00:45:46.47
At least, I've warned you.
00:45:46.54,00:45:48.06
Yes, a bomb.
00:45:48.14,00:45:50.34
A bomb.
00:45:50.41,00:45:53.54
B... as in boo-boo!
00:45:55.65,00:45:58.71
Did you miss[br]the Asunción flight?
00:45:58.78,00:46:00.95
You're lucky.[br]It turned back
00:46:01.02,00:46:03.72
because of a technical problem.
00:46:03.79,00:46:06.09
Why don't you give me[br]your tickets?
00:46:06.16,00:46:09.36
- It turned back?[br]- Technical problem. Is it safe?
00:46:09.43,00:46:13.33
- Don't worry, just a check-up.[br]- It's not serious.
00:46:14.37,00:46:16.96
Shall I take your luggage?
00:46:19.51,00:46:22.13
- Heaven's on our side.[br]- We're lucky.
00:46:22.21,00:46:24.44
What's meant to be, will be.
00:46:25.74,00:46:28.34
Aldo's really getting fat!
00:46:34.49,00:46:37.18
What about the other bag!
00:46:38.32,00:46:40.72
First, this one under your arm!
00:46:45.50,00:46:47.49
You booked my suite?
00:46:47.57,00:46:48.76
With bath?
00:46:48.83,00:46:51.53
A suite with bath.[br]Stay behind me!
00:46:51.60,00:46:53.94
Behind me![br]Who's the boss?
00:46:54.01,00:46:56.24
You, Don Maccione.
00:46:59.81,00:47:01.54
- You're ogling![br]- No.
00:47:01.61,00:47:04.10
Cigarette!
00:47:19.57,00:47:21.80
Take my coat.
00:47:24.47,00:47:27.67
My sunglasses.
00:47:45.92,00:47:50.26
Moron![br]Stay six feet behind me!
00:47:50.33,00:47:53.20
Or I'll send you back to Sicily!
00:47:54.63,00:47:58.80
Jackass![br]Where are your brains?
00:48:09.88,00:48:12.37
What are you looking at?
00:48:12.45,00:48:15.22
- Nothing![br]- At the girls!
00:48:15.29,00:48:17.65
Looking at girls!
00:48:17.72,00:48:20.49
Yes, you were.
00:48:20.56,00:48:23.05
- Want spaghetti?[br]- What kind?
00:48:23.13,00:48:25.76
- You name it... ouch![br]- Ouch, what?
00:48:25.83,00:48:28.53
- Don Maccione![br]- Address me by my name.
00:48:33.54,00:48:36.17
Wake up, we're almost there!
00:48:37.71,00:48:40.20
What's that look for?
00:48:41.28,00:48:43.04
Nothing.
00:48:45.38,00:48:48.55
Don't forget[br]that I've met Juarez.
00:48:48.62,00:48:51.71
He says the ambassador[br]is a humanist.
00:48:51.79,00:48:54.62
He's wonderful and won't[br]give us any trouble.
00:49:47.81,00:49:50.84
- Coffee, Aldo![br]- No coffee.
00:49:50.92,00:49:53.65
- No coffee?[br]- I forgot it.
00:49:53.72,00:49:55.38
Next time!
00:49:55.45,00:49:58.45
Lino, pass[br]the tanning lotion.
00:49:58.52,00:50:01.46
You drive me nuts[br]with your tanning lotion.
00:50:01.53,00:50:04.98
Why not a bubble bath?[br]Put your shirt on.
00:50:05.06,00:50:07.29
- Give me the lotion.[br]- You clown!
00:50:07.37,00:50:09.36
Listen, Simon.
00:50:09.43,00:50:11.93
- I'm fed up with picnics.[br]- Me, too.
00:50:12.00,00:50:15.34
Fine! If there's no news[br]tomorrow, we go home.
00:50:15.41,00:50:17.81
There will be.
00:50:17.88,00:50:20.57
How old is your wife?
00:50:20.65,00:50:22.77
She's 25-26.
00:50:22.85,00:50:26.34
How old?[br]25 or 26?
00:50:26.42,00:50:29.11
- 26.[br]- Then say so.
00:50:29.19,00:50:32.68
- You lucky bastard![br]- We should've kidnapped her.
00:50:32.76,00:50:35.28
- His wife?[br]- Sure.
00:50:36.60,00:50:38.72
Any children?
00:50:38.80,00:50:41.70
A girl and a boy.
00:50:41.77,00:50:44.10
How much do you make?
00:50:45.97,00:50:49.41
- Could be interesting.[br]- How much per month?
00:50:49.47,00:50:52.10
1,5 million pesos.
00:50:52.18,00:50:54.84
- How much?[br]- 1,5 million pesos.
00:50:54.91,00:50:56.88
Tell me in dollars.
00:50:56.95,00:50:59.42
You divide by four[br]and take away...
00:51:00.92,00:51:03.82
- So that's...[br]- $4,000.
00:51:03.89,00:51:06.15
- How much?[br]- $4,000.
00:51:06.22,00:51:09.56
- He earns more than me![br]- And lots more than me.
00:51:11.33,00:51:14.23
But I get room and board.
00:51:14.30,00:51:16.89
Olvidados calling Manou.
00:51:19.34,00:51:21.27
Can you hear me?
00:51:23.44,00:51:25.84
Hello, this is Manou.
00:51:25.91,00:51:28.21
Mike Alpha November,[br]Whisky Oscar Oscar.
00:51:28.28,00:51:30.81
I read you loud and clear.
00:51:38.19,00:51:39.62
That button.
00:51:39.69,00:51:41.85
Calling Manou,[br]can you hear me?
00:51:41.93,00:51:43.90
Loud and clear.
00:51:43.96,00:51:48.26
The government is convinced[br]the ambassador's already dead.
00:51:48.33,00:51:52.27
They refuse to exchange[br]the 30 prisoners.
00:51:52.34,00:51:56.50
Send proof[br]he's still alive.
00:51:56.58,00:51:59.17
If they don't comply[br]by midnight,
00:51:59.24,00:52:02.87
execute the hostage. Out.
00:52:02.95,00:52:06.21
Got the message. Out.
00:52:06.28,00:52:08.48
Sit down.
00:52:09.89,00:52:12.22
Midnight![br]What about the time difference?
00:52:12.29,00:52:15.23
- Midnight here, or where?[br]- Midnight here.
00:52:15.29,00:52:17.92
- How do you know?[br]- It's midnight here.
00:52:18.00,00:52:20.62
I insist on one thing, Simon.
00:52:20.70,00:52:24.26
We've got to send proof[br]that he's alive.
00:52:24.34,00:52:27.33
We'll take his picture.
00:52:27.41,00:52:29.40
That's what we planned.
00:52:29.47,00:52:31.87
And you think that will work!
00:52:31.94,00:52:34.97
- How'll you send it?[br]- How about the mule?
00:52:35.05,00:52:37.07
Come with me.
00:52:38.28,00:52:40.84
Stand over there.
00:52:40.92,00:52:44.01
Please, don't move.[br]Aldo! My glasses.
00:52:44.09,00:52:46.02
Don't move.
00:52:46.09,00:52:47.82
These glasses?
00:52:49.09,00:52:51.19
Put your jacket on, Pops.
00:52:51.26,00:52:53.66
Ambassadors wear jackets.
00:52:56.90,00:52:59.17
Ambassadors wear jackets.
00:52:59.24,00:53:02.14
Let's go. Hurry up!
00:53:03.94,00:53:07.50
- He needs a shave.[br]- Out of the way!
00:53:08.85,00:53:12.65
Come on, be nice,[br]give us a smile.
00:53:12.72,00:53:15.62
- The smile makes the man.[br]- That's not original.
00:53:15.69,00:53:17.92
No, but I like it.
00:53:17.99,00:53:21.25
The mule's gone.[br]Who tied it up last?
00:53:21.33,00:53:24.85
- I just saw it.[br]- No mule, no picture.
00:53:26.33,00:53:28.80
Cut it out, Jacques!
00:53:29.90,00:53:32.56
Now... hold it.
00:53:36.91,00:53:39.07
I hate to butt in,
00:53:39.14,00:53:41.67
but these ruins are[br]known to everybody,
00:53:41.75,00:53:43.74
even dumb cops.
00:53:43.82,00:53:46.41
Might as well draw a map!
00:53:46.48,00:53:50.25
Want a group shot, with fingerprints?[br]Take it here.
00:53:59.43,00:54:01.80
He didn't smile.
00:54:05.17,00:54:07.54
I say this one.
00:54:07.61,00:54:09.87
The least lousy.
00:54:12.51,00:54:15.50
- Okay with you?[br]- Do I have a choice?
00:54:15.58,00:54:17.55
Write...
00:54:17.62,00:54:19.61
"I the undersigned...
00:54:19.68,00:54:22.12
A. Hebert,[br]Swiss Ambassador"...
00:54:22.19,00:54:24.25
Herzberg.
00:54:24.32,00:54:26.98
"Swiss Ambassador,
00:54:27.06,00:54:30.52
November 19th...
00:54:30.60,00:54:33.22
- At 4:00 PM..."[br]- Not so fast.
00:54:35.10,00:54:38.26
"...am still alive."[br]Underline that.
00:54:38.34,00:54:41.03
- A good idea.[br]- Still no mule.
00:54:41.11,00:54:43.17
The mule's over there!
00:54:44.24,00:54:47.41
I have just heard
00:54:47.48,00:54:49.78
my husband is still alive.
00:54:49.85,00:54:53.88
I hardly dare believe it.[br]I'm so happy.
00:54:53.95,00:54:55.65
And now...
00:54:55.72,00:54:58.15
I speak to the kidnappers.
00:54:58.22,00:55:01.28
I implore you
00:55:01.36,00:55:03.95
to return my husband quickly.
00:55:04.03,00:55:06.96
I ask you...
00:55:07.03,00:55:09.52
in the name of my two children,
00:55:09.60,00:55:12.09
Sylvie and Patrick.
00:55:12.17,00:55:14.10
They ask for him constantly.
00:55:14.17,00:55:18.13
At midnight,[br]your ultimatum expires.
00:55:18.21,00:55:21.47
I promise you...
00:55:21.55,00:55:27.14
if you return him to me,[br]you'll be free.
00:55:27.22,00:55:30.15
You're really a bitch!
00:55:52.98,00:55:55.10
Hail Free Switzerland!
00:57:00.28,00:57:03.84
Olvidados calling Manou.
00:57:05.68,00:57:08.65
Mike Alpha November,[br]Whisky double Oscar.
00:57:08.72,00:57:11.59
Prisoners released.[br]Free the hostage.
00:57:11.66,00:57:13.75
Thank you!
00:57:21.70,00:57:24.03
Are you crazy?
00:57:24.10,00:57:26.16
Didn't you hear?
00:57:28.31,00:57:31.33
Yes, I heard.
00:57:32.54,00:57:35.31
I didn't get my turn.
00:57:35.38,00:57:38.37
You have no right!
00:57:39.68,00:57:42.52
Hail Free Switzerland!
00:57:42.59,00:57:47.08
What's $5,000 in pesos?
00:57:47.16,00:57:49.63
I want a return match.
00:57:52.53,00:57:54.76
No. A return match!
00:57:54.83,00:57:56.32
That's enough!
00:58:32.44,00:58:35.53
- Where are the children?[br]- Waiting for us at home.
00:58:35.61,00:58:38.13
Thank you for coming.
00:58:39.24,00:58:42.65
In the name of[br]the Geneva Convention,
00:58:42.71,00:58:46.05
I protest this scandalous deed,
00:58:46.12,00:58:49.92
not for myself personally...
00:58:49.99,00:58:53.62
Well, there were five...[br]low-class specimens.
00:58:53.69,00:58:55.78
- Real nothings![br]- What language?
00:58:55.86,00:58:58.89
French spoken[br]by subhuman dumb brutes!
00:58:58.96,00:59:02.49
One was fat and[br]ate spaghetti all the time,
00:59:02.57,00:59:05.47
half-blind,[br]with 15 pairs of glasses,
00:59:05.54,00:59:09.27
but still took cockeyed photos.[br]Twisted minds!
00:59:09.34,00:59:13.94
The second was a tall fanatic[br]who never stopped
00:59:14.01,00:59:17.61
gambling with my life at poker.[br]He was deaf!
00:59:17.68,00:59:20.01
And Curly,[br]obsessed by mules!
00:59:20.08,00:59:24.78
Then there was one who always[br]screwed up... excuse my language...
00:59:26.46,00:59:30.12
he kept stroking his...
00:59:30.19,00:59:32.96
his gun, like a sexual object.
00:59:33.03,00:59:37.40
And the last one was completely gaga,[br]running around naked.
00:59:37.47,00:59:39.44
Carried his gun[br]under his armpit.
00:59:39.50,00:59:43.94
He was tattooed...[br]I don't know.
00:59:44.01,00:59:47.88
It must be an international[br]gang of hoodlums,
00:59:47.95,00:59:51.78
of mental defectives.[br]It was like being on Mars!
00:59:51.85,00:59:54.61
It was hell! They're a mafia...
00:59:54.69,00:59:57.78
a gang of monkeys!
00:59:57.86,01:00:00.05
Why'd they pick you?
01:00:00.12,01:00:03.36
- Why you?[br]- Probably because...
01:00:03.43,01:00:05.86
we're pure, lovely,[br]Swiss and neutral.
01:00:05.93,01:00:09.33
- We're from Lake Lucerne![br]- Will Switzerland take action?
01:00:09.40,01:00:11.99
I hope so, and I will demand
01:00:12.07,01:00:14.63
the capture of these ruffians!
01:00:14.71,01:00:16.67
He said I was fat!
01:00:16.74,01:00:19.18
And I'm obsessed by the mule!
01:00:19.24,01:00:21.47
He's got to be queer.
01:00:21.55,01:00:24.34
All that kissing last night...
01:00:24.42,01:00:27.28
no man acts like that.
01:00:27.35,01:00:29.55
Obsessed by a mule!
01:00:29.62,01:00:33.25
Maybe I'm a little well-developed,[br]but I'm not fat.
01:00:33.32,01:00:36.38
You're more than[br]well-developed.
01:00:36.46,01:00:38.52
But he's not fat!
01:00:38.60,01:00:40.72
Are you peeing or sputtering?
01:00:40.80,01:00:42.70
There, we're finished!
01:00:42.77,01:00:44.43
Let's go.
01:00:44.50,01:00:49.13
You're right, Lino,[br]you're slim.
01:00:49.21,01:00:52.01
If we ever find[br]that Swiss again...
01:01:36.22,01:01:39.71
The Revolution is[br]no longer me. It's you.
01:01:39.79,01:01:42.02
Maybe, General,
01:01:42.09,01:01:45.36
but let's get[br]something straight.
01:01:45.43,01:01:50.09
You're the Revolution...[br]you are you.
01:01:50.17,01:01:53.87
But we are us.[br]And that's another story.
01:01:53.94,01:01:56.67
The people see you
01:01:56.74,01:01:58.80
as the liberators[br]of Latin America.
01:01:58.88,01:02:02.28
We don't want[br]to liberate anything.
01:02:02.35,01:02:07.72
- Serve the people? No![br]- I have big plans for you.
01:02:07.79,01:02:11.81
Two hijackings, the kidnapping[br]of a cultural attachés...
01:02:11.89,01:02:14.38
Hold on, General.
01:02:15.66,01:02:18.93
Simon, we came here[br]to get the money, right?
01:02:19.00,01:02:21.06
Absolutely!
01:02:21.13,01:02:24.47
Well, General?[br]We got the job done.
01:02:24.54,01:02:28.06
Let's have the $200,000!
01:02:28.14,01:02:31.54
Jacques,[br]we're among gentlemen.
01:02:31.61,01:02:34.51
Ernesto is an honorable man.
01:02:34.58,01:02:39.85
Just be patient.[br]Sit down, keep calm.
01:02:42.75,01:02:45.25
You hired us to do a job.
01:02:45.32,01:02:47.85
We did it and did it well.
01:02:47.93,01:02:50.05
We kept our end of the bargain.
01:02:50.13,01:02:52.29
Now you keep yours.
01:02:52.36,01:02:57.43
It's simple. You pay us,[br]we go, and it's over.
01:02:57.50,01:03:00.06
If you have other jobs later...
01:03:00.14,01:03:02.94
hijackings and so on, okay.
01:03:03.01,01:03:06.47
But as my friend said,[br]first settle this one... now!
01:03:06.54,01:03:09.24
We'll take cash.
01:03:09.31,01:03:11.41
You're only in for the money?
01:03:14.52,01:03:16.04
- Aren't you Marxists?[br]- Yes, Groucho Marxists!
01:03:18.16,01:03:21.79
Pay me, and I may become[br]a Marxist-Leninist.
01:03:25.50,01:03:28.12
You got any tanning lotion?
01:03:33.44,01:03:35.63
Well?
01:03:35.71,01:03:37.33
Check, or cash?
01:03:37.41,01:03:40.50
I haven't any cash now, but...
01:03:40.58,01:03:42.88
You're making us angry.
01:03:42.95,01:03:45.54
- I have an idea.[br]- No!
01:03:45.62,01:03:47.41
You don't know what it is!
01:03:47.49,01:03:51.11
I propose that we get $100,000[br]in cash right now
01:03:51.19,01:03:54.85
- And the rest in two weeks.[br]- No, no...
01:03:54.93,01:03:59.73
- It gets us off the hook.[br]- You like to simplify, but not this time.
01:03:59.80,01:04:02.32
Sorry, but you'll pay up[br]right now.
01:04:02.40,01:04:04.13
Yes, right now.
01:04:04.20,01:04:08.30
Gentlemen,[br]I'll be forced to arrest you.
01:04:08.37,01:04:10.97
You'll be tried[br]by my revolutionary court.
01:04:19.65,01:04:22.88
You have any tanning lotion?
01:04:22.95,01:04:25.39
Coconut oil?
01:05:08.40,01:05:11.99
If I'd known who I was hiring...
01:05:12.07,01:05:15.04
That's what happens[br]when you rely on ads.
01:05:16.57,01:05:19.81
Why didn't you stay[br]in show business?
01:05:20.85,01:05:23.54
No ear for it.
01:05:24.88,01:05:27.04
You'll regret this.
01:05:28.25,01:05:30.74
History is with us.
01:05:31.82,01:05:34.45
History will speak for itself.
01:05:35.49,01:05:38.93
I need men like you.
01:05:39.00,01:05:41.86
No work without pay.
01:05:41.93,01:05:44.53
A Marxist like you[br]should see that.
01:05:44.60,01:05:47.13
You set a bad example.
01:05:47.20,01:05:50.64
That's what we fight for.[br]We have nothing.
01:05:52.14,01:05:54.94
Why'd the 1871[br]Paris Commune fail?
01:05:55.01,01:05:57.64
They wouldn't attack[br]the Bank of France!
01:05:57.72,01:06:00.71
Historians all agree on that.
01:06:02.29,01:06:05.81
Work for me, Simon,[br]and I'll pay you well.
01:06:05.89,01:06:09.83
Like you did[br]for the ambassador?
01:06:13.60,01:06:16.09
You really are just[br]cheap hoodlums.
01:06:17.40,01:06:21.84
We must kill you all[br]to have a real Revolution.
01:06:21.91,01:06:24.10
Right. All bets are off.
01:06:24.18,01:06:27.94
Today's winners are not[br]strong, intelligent men.
01:06:28.01,01:06:31.24
Today's winner[br]is the cheap finagler
01:06:31.32,01:06:34.31
who handles blackmail[br]like a Winchester,
01:06:34.39,01:06:37.15
as well as confusion in clarity!