Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

If Markham has a good lawyer he'll get off. The police charged him for assault with a deadly weapon. Since he chucked a possum, the correct charge should have been assault with a possibly dead weapon.
I confused myself with this comment; think what it would do to a Florida jury.