What The Hell Am I?

I’ve noticed there are quite a few Hollyweird types that seem to be doing a balancing act between looking like a woman and looking like a man, and coming out as a hybrid of both. Robert Ebert is a good example (or it might be Siskel, I always get those two mixed up). Ebert is, to my knowledge, a man. For most of his life he actually even looked like a man, but now he looks like someones sickly grandma. Not my grandma, but somebody’s. Life kicked that guy right in the vagina it seems.

The person in the photo is another great example. You probably know who it is, but if I didn’t tell you, you’d have a pretty hard time guessing whether it pees standing up or sitting down. Although for the record, peeing sitting down is very comfortable.

Even though I do know what sex this person is, I’m still second-guessing myself, who knows, maybe its life was a complete rouse. Haha, joke’s on us, i suppose.

Do you know what this creature is, or, as the feature goes, What the Hell Am I?

I’m a friendly type of guy, and have befriended all kinds of people and creatures, but NEVER a chicken!

I think you should have Taylor investigated, Mayor.

Oh, and depicted above, is the famous and rich lesbian (her emphasis, not mine) singer from Alberta, who apparently bought a house in the Vancouver area a few years back,and is now referred to by the BC MSM as “Vancouver’s own”, K.D. Lang.

She’s actually a pretty good singer, though I’m not a fan of her music.

Completely off topic, but essential information:
my son just told me that the most popular song sung at funerals, as the coffin is lowered into the grave, is “Highway to Hell” by our beloved AC/DC.