Just once, when I was 15 (back in '89), I heard a certain "novelty" record on the radio; the chorus went "This is the state of the 80s; if you want to hear worse, here's the next verse..." The said verses reeled off the names of celebs, including Anne Diamond & Windsor Davies (those are the ones I happen to remember being mentioned). The very last line said "Now here come the 90s!"

I can find no trace of the record, on the Internet. Does anyone happen to know who the artiste was? I'm sure I didn't just dream it!