In honor of those taking the LSAT this Saturday, and in the key of "Thrift Shop":

Hey, Macklemore! Can we go LSATing?

What, what, what, what...

Bada, badada, badada, bada...

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

Nah, Walk up to the room like, "What up, I got a big c**k!"I'm so pumped about this shit from the test shopMind off the hinge in this goddamn lobbyThat proctors like, "Damn! That's a freaked out posse."Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the crowded seats,Got my writing ink, and my ghetto watch, that’s in syncDrenched in a nasty stink, girls standin' next to meProbably shoulda washed up, smell like R. Kelly's sheets(Piiisssssss)But shit, I was really, really tense! (Fuck it)

…(rest of verse that I haven’t come up with)...

They had an option C, I guessed an option CGuessed the answer D, left blank the other 3.Hello, hello, this reading on OthelloSpock ain't got nothing on my logic game, hell noI could take some pro things, break em out, use thoseOther kids would be like "Aww, he brought the Expos"

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Edit: that was fun, I might just be inclined to complete the song, haha.

Last edited by WisemanAEKDB on Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.

WisemanAEKDB wrote:I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

WisemanAEKDB wrote:I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Edit: that was fun, I might just be inclined to complete the song, haha.

longhorn90 wrote:In honor of those taking the LSAT this Saturday, and in the key of "Thrift Shop":

Hey, Macklemore! Can we go LSATing?

What, what, what, what...

Bada, badada, badada, bada...

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

Nah, Walk up to the room like, "What up, I got a big c**k!"I'm so pumped about this shit from the test shopMind off the hinge in this goddamn lobbyThat proctors like, "Damn! That's a freaked out posse."Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the crowded seats,Got my writing ink, and my ghetto watch, that’s in syncDrenched in a nasty stink, girls standin' next to meProbably shoulda washed up, smell like R. Kelly's sheets(Piiisssssss)But shit, I was really, really tense! (Fuck it)

…(rest of verse that I haven’t come up with)...

They had an option C, I guessed an option CGuessed the answer D, left blank the other 3.Hello, hello, this reading on OthelloSpock ain't got nothing on my logic game, hell noI could take some pro things, break em out, use thoseOther kids would be like "Aww, he brought the Expos"

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

WisemanAEKDB wrote:I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Edit: that was fun, I might just be inclined to complete the song, haha.

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Yeah I'm sorry, I couldn't afford your tuition.But that don't mean I wouldn't have loaned.I guess you're a T20 and I'm more TTT.But the way you read those apps ain't fair.

I pity the fool that falls in debt with youOh shit, they're a 170+ diggaWell, You've only got a 163, brotha.OooooohI've got some news for youYeah go run and tell your little adcomm

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Now i know, that I paid the app fee,$75 plus another $21.I had to retake, It still wasn't enough.But applying to your damn school ain't cheap.

I pity the fool that falls in debt with youOh shit, they're a 170+ diggaWell, You've only got a 163, brotha.OooooohI've got some news for youYeah go run and tell your little adcomm

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Now law school, law school, law school, why'd you have to ding me so bad?(so bad, so bad, so bad)

I tried to ask the dean but he told me"This is one for smart kids."(smart kids, smart kids, smart kids)Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!Whhhy law school? Oh! I love you oh!I still love you. Oooh!

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

WisemanAEKDB wrote:I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Yeah I'm sorry, I couldn't afford your tuition.But that don't mean I wouldn't have loaned.I guess you're a T20 and I'm more TTT.But the way you read those apps ain't fair.

I pity the fool that falls in debt with youOh shit, they're a 170+ diggaWell, You've only got a 163, brotha.OooooohI've got some news for youYeah go run and tell your little adcomm

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Now i know, that I paid the app fee,$75 plus another $21.I had to retake, It still wasn't enough.But applying to your damn school ain't cheap.

I pity the fool that falls in debt with youOh shit, they're a 170+ diggaWell, You've only got a 163, brotha.OooooohI've got some news for youYeah go run and tell your little adcomm

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Now law school, law school, law school, why'd you have to ding me so bad?(so bad, so bad, so bad)

I tried to ask the dean but he told me"This is one for smart kids."(smart kids, smart kids, smart kids)Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!Whhhy law school? Oh! I love you oh!I still love you. Oooh!

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

WisemanAEKDB wrote:I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Yeah I'm sorry, I couldn't afford your tuition.But that don't mean I wouldn't have loaned.I guess you're a T20 and I'm more TTT.But the way you read those apps ain't fair.

I pity the fool that falls in debt with youOh shit, they're a 170+ diggaWell, You've only got a 163, brotha.OooooohI've got some news for youYeah go run and tell your little adcomm

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Now i know, that I paid the app fee,$75 plus another $21.I had to retake, It still wasn't enough.But applying to your damn school ain't cheap.

I pity the fool that falls in debt with youOh shit, they're a 170+ diggaWell, You've only got a 163, brotha.OooooohI've got some news for youYeah go run and tell your little adcomm

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

Now law school, law school, law school, why'd you have to ding me so bad?(so bad, so bad, so bad)

I tried to ask the dean but he told me"This is one for smart kids."(smart kids, smart kids, smart kids)Uh! Whhhy? Uh! Whhhy? Uh!Whhhy law school? Oh! I love you oh!I still love you. Oooh!

I see you admitting all the others on TLS, and I'm like "fuck you".I guess my LSAT score just wasn't enough, I'm like "fuck you", and "fuck LSAC too".If my softs were stronger, you would've considered me longer. Now ain't that some shit.Although there's a denial in my inbox, I still wish you the best with a fuck you.

I'm going to sing this to myself after every rejection I get.

I lost it at "I pity the fool who falls in debt with you." Just brilliant.

I see no changes. Check my status checker in the morning and I ask myself,"Is school worth paying? Should I ding myself?"I'm tired of refreshing my status and even worse I'm still UR.My ego hurts, so I'm lookin' for a school to impress.Adcomm's give a damn about a 163? Push a button, ding a sucker, he's a hero.Give admits to some kids, who the hell cares? One less hungry pre-law student on the waitlist.Waitlist, oh fuck & and I'm feeling shitty.Give 'em a LOCI, step back, and watch 'em laugh to each other."It's time to study law", that's what Huey said.2 LSAT's bombed now Huey's dead.I got love for my potential law school, but we can never go nowhere unless you make a decision soon. We gotta start makin' admits.Learn to see me as a scholar instead of one dismal infant.And that's how it's supposed to be.How can the adcomm deny a brother if he's an alum?I'd love to go back to when I dreamed of biglawbut my status changed... and a ding it is.

If I can't score 180, I can't score 180. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about 180s. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the valedictorian, and we're talking about 180s. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about 180s, not grades, not grades, not grades, but we're talking about 180s. Not the grades that I go out there and die for and get every grade like it's my last but we're talking about 180s man. How silly is that?

Now I know that I'm supposed to lead by example and all that but I'm not shoving that aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I honestly do but we're talking about 180s. We're talking about 180s man. We're talking about 180s. We're talking about 180s. We're not talking about grades. We're talking about 180s. When you come to the classroom, and you see me work, you've seen me work right, you've seen me give everything I've got, but we're talking about 180s right now.

Crowing wrote:If I can't score 180, I can't score 180. It is as simple as that. It ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about 180s. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the valedictorian, and we're talking about 180s. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about 180s, not grades, not grades, not grades, but we're talking about 180s. Not the grades that I go out there and die for and get every grade like it's my last but we're talking about 180s man. How silly is that?

Now I know that I'm supposed to lead by example and all that but I'm not shoving that aside like it don't mean anything. I know it's important, I honestly do but we're talking about 180s. We're talking about 180s man. We're talking about 180s. We're talking about 180s. We're not talking about grades. We're talking about 180s. When you come to the classroom, and you see me work, you've seen me work right, you've seen me give everything I've got, but we're talking about 180s right now.

At first, I was afraid, I was petrified Kept thinking, I could never live without you by my side But then I spent so many nights thinking, how you did me wrong And I grew strong when another t-14 came along

I see no changes. Check my status checker in the morning and I ask myself,"Is school worth paying? Should I ding myself?"I'm tired of refreshing my status and even worse I'm still UR.My ego hurts, so I'm lookin' for a school to impress.Adcomm's give a damn about a 163? Push a button, ding a sucker, he's a hero.Give admits to some kids, who the hell cares? One less hungry pre-law student on the waitlist.Waitlist, oh fuck & and I'm feeling shitty.Give 'em a LOCI, step back, and watch 'em laugh to each other."It's time to study law", that's what Huey said.2 LSAT's bombed now Huey's dead.I got love for my potential law school, but we can never go nowhere unless you make a decision soon. We gotta start makin' admits.Learn to see me as a scholar instead of one dismal infant.And that's how it's supposed to be.How can the adcomm deny a brother if he's an alum?I'd love to go back to when I dreamed of biglawbut my status changed... and a ding it is.

Love it.

Turns out Bob Marley wrote one about law school admission too:

I don't wanna wait in vain for your love;I don't wanna wait in vain for your love.From the very first time I rest my eyes on you, girl,My heart says follow t'rough.But I know, now, that I'm way down on your line,But the waitin' feel is fine:So don't treat me like a puppet on a string,'Cause I know I have to do my thing.Don't talk to me as if you think I'm dumb;I wanna know when you're gonna come - soon.I don't wanna wait in vain for your love;I don't wanna wait in vain for your love;I don't wanna wait in vain for your love,'Cause if summer is here,I'm still waiting there;Winter is here,And I'm still waiting there.---/Guitar solo/---Like I said:It's been three months since I'm knockin' on your door,And I still can knock some more:Ooh school, ooh school, is it feasible?I wanna know now, for I to knock some more.Ya see, in life I know there's lots of grief,But admission is my relief:Tears in my eyes burn - tears in my eyes burnWhile I'm waiting - while I'm waiting for my turn,See!

longhorn90 wrote:In honor of those taking the LSAT this Saturday, and in the key of "Thrift Shop":

Hey, Macklemore! Can we go LSATing?

What, what, what, what...

Bada, badada, badada, bada...

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

Nah, Walk up to the room like, "What up, I got a big c**k!"I'm so pumped about this shit from the test shopMind off the hinge in this goddamn lobbyThat proctors like, "Damn! That's a freaked out posse."Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the crowded seats,Got my writing ink, and my ghetto watch, that’s in syncDrenched in a nasty stink, girls standin' next to meProbably shoulda washed up, smell like R. Kelly's sheets(Piiisssssss)But shit, I was really, really tense! (Fuck it)

…(rest of verse that I haven’t come up with)...

They had an option C, I guessed an option CGuessed the answer D, left blank the other 3.Hello, hello, this reading on OthelloSpock ain't got nothing on my logic game, hell noI could take some pro things, break em out, use thoseOther kids would be like "Aww, he brought the Expos"

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

Stuck on this paragraphOnly spent twenty minutes on this passageI - I - I'm hunting, looking for an answerThis is fucking stupid

Micdiddy wrote:ITT: We write and spoof poems and music to fit our feelings about the current admissions process. This was started in The Ding Bar, here is what we have so far (as I can find), all Les Mis inspired:

beautyistruth wrote:

pedestrian wrote:I dreamed a dream in time gone byWhen hope was high and life worth livingI dreamed that numbers don't defineI dreamed adcomms would be forgiving

Then I was young and unafraidRetakes were spent and used and wastedThere were no app fees to be paidNo songs unsung, no wine untasted.

Then the emails come at nightWith their messages soft as thunderAs they tear your hope apartAnd they turn your dreams to shame.

I spent a summer on their sitesThey filled my days with endless wonderThey said my numbers would be fineBut I was dinged when autumn came

Yet still I dream they'll accept meWe'll spend the next three years togetherBut there are dreams that cannot beAnd there are storms we cannot weather.

I had a dream my life would beSo different from this hell I'm livingSo different now from what it seems...

Law school has killed the dream I dreamed.

Finished. Lets do a TLS version of Les Mis! Somebody please do a version of "Master of the House" that spoofs bullshitting/beefing up average softs, or "Lovely Ladies" that spoofs TTT recruiting