I may move to Toronto

Three out of 10 British men have not had sex in the last 12 months, according to new research.

Those poor three guys.

An international study in the Journal of Sex and Marital Therapy reports that only 70 per cent of men in Britain have had sex in the last year and that British men have the worst sex lives, while Canadians have the best. The results also show that the number of sexually active women in Britain was below 60 per cent.

You know what’s needed? Government-sponsored training1. Or maybe just mounties.

Catherine Townsend, the sex writer and Independent columnist, said the solution was…

A solution? *tries to appear nonchalant*

…simply for British couples to talk more about their sex lives.

Fat lot of use that is.

for some people this apparently already exists, and is known as ‘university’ [↩]