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Okay, so all your suggestions have been noted, and I've got all sorts of projects in the works for the submitting in what little free time that I have. Not to mention, I've been holding up to those obligations. *wink-wink* What next?

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Keep wifi driving, even if you purchase internet just because it's fun.

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Talk to meh, ho! And I do mean that in the nautical sense; so say I, "Land ho!"

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The gang is back...as kids. Read as the crew go about their struggles as kids in elementary school. WARNING: this story contains content that may be too cute for some. Reader discretion is advised...whatever that means. Chapter 1 and 2 revised.

Lightning finally has a day off to spend time with her sister, Serah. Lightning knows Serah - she isn't as innocent as everyone thinks she is - yet the soldier still can't resist her. Farroncest. Written for FFXIII Kink Meme.

Quinn is dating Finn only to make Rachel feel miserable . Cause Quinn Fabray hates Rachel Berry. She does. Right? (While reading this , please do have in mind that English is not my first language and that this is my first fic)

Ashley never imagined herself being romantically interested in other women or aliens. But there's just something about the Consort that she can't seem to get out of her head. Ashley/Sha'ira with a little FemShep/Liara in the background.

"It's gone" Fang and Vanille said in unison and Vanille tried to hide the tears already building up in her eyes as Fang grabbed her close to comfort her, but Lightning knew Vanille wasn't the only one that needed comfort at that moment.

"I couldn't help my father, but I will help these people" Jin was a kind soul. One of the purest of heart. She cared for others over herself. This is her story from beginning to end. WARNING: Spoilers if you have not beaten the game. Full summary inside.

Turn a bright spark into a flame. The ever cold and popular athletic, wielding a secret and the sweet, kinda geeky, nobody currently wearing her heart on her sleeves. Are we screaming cliché yet? Lanille. Highschool AU.

My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.

"She was supposed to be Serah's older sister, but she felt like she wanted to be so much more." Now 100 sentences of Lightning X Serah spread across two chapters! Farroncest, yuri and incest between Farron siblings. Don't like, don't read. Also contains some FLight. Please let me know what you think! Review!

When the Reapers attack, the screams of the survivors begin to overwhelm Aphrodite, causing her to return to Xena and Gabrielle. The two heroes offer to help in the fight. They soon find themselves along side Commander Shepard and her crew in the ultimate struggle for the very survival of the universe. Pairings: F!Shep/Liara, Xena/Gabrielle

The death of spouses overwhelms those remaining, pushing Fang beyond all human limits. Something in our warrior breaks, and suddenly Serah's not entirely unwilling to play along, if only to feel beyond the pain again. A little pretending goes too far. SerahxFuta!Fang & twisted FLight

When Hinata is kicked out by her father, she takes to dressing like a boy. Sakura is having boy problems when suddenly this beautiful boy comes out of nowhere... She thinks she's in love, but the boy? He's Hinata.

OK this is a story based mainly around Cho. Just thought of what if Cho had been in guardian Corps? based after the books. So far no idea on pairings so any ideas will be gratefully rewarded lol and rating might change

Final Fantasy XIII-2, in its earlier stages, had a script written by a young, aspiring author who wanted to make a name for himself in the rand corporation of Square Enix. The devious Toriyama, however, would have none of that. He stole the script and rewrote it as his own work. Here is the original script of Final Fantasy XIII-2, pure and unaltered in its most basic state.

After Voldemort, Hogwarts seems to be divided into untrustworthy Slytherins and everyone else. But when Lydia Carmichael, reluctant Slytherin, met Lyra Wood on the Hogwarts Express, the rules started to change. Eventual GryffindorSlytherin femmeslash.

Vegeta trained days and nights and barely left the gravity room. Bulma had enough. She made a wish. What did she wish for? A perfect husband of course! Intentional OOCness ahead. Read at your own risk!

Some fragment of the Goddess survived. Too weak to be found. Strong enough to ensure the line of seeresses continued. Another Serah walks beside Noel. But Noel can't forget. She's not his Serah. One-shot.

A small accident leads to a weird situation for the goddesses knight. "Remind me how this happened?" "Easy! She's a copy." "What in the name of the Creator..." "Kupo!" Minor action and sadness. Lightning one-shot.

The Eidolons are bored out of their minds, since they aren't allowed into the sequel. Odin tries to write a newscast, Hetaconcheir's convinced he's female, and Alexander isn't doing... anything. Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy XIII-2.

With the fall of Cocoon and the disappearance of their brands, Lightning and the former l'Cies thought they had lost their Eidolon partners forever. Now a year later, their Eidolons return. But not in the way they expected. Hilarity ensues. Post game. AU

There are three things certain about alcohol: the dizzy feeling of inebriation, the lack of control, and the healthy dose of regret that comes after it wears off. Snow is reminded of this the hard way.

The bond between sisters, something that can never be taken away; no matter what the circumstances. Sometimes a subtle hint can be enough to open up the doors that have been closed in the past, igniting better dreams for the future. One-Shot.

Crack-fic. Why? Because the story's too "dark and deep." Drabbles of short fics and funny one-shots can be found here! Includes contradictions, kicks in the face, old man Snow, and more! Possible spoilers! Humor?-

Sequel to Finding Home. With the fall of Orphan and the disappearance of the Fal'Cie, an ancient evil rises to finish what Orphan started. Only the former l'Cie have the power to stop it. But with two of their own missing, can they beat it? Set post game.

NANOWRIMO FIC. PRE-GAME. After the death of Claire and Serah's mother, Claire enlists at the premier PSICOM military academy and training facility in Eden sponsored by the Cocoon government. Light-centric, from ages 15-21. More info in prologue.

Chapter 7 up! "I need you to help me… it will save Oerba. It will possibly save Gran Pulse! Matron… everyone will be okay. Fang and Vanille will not ever have to become Ragnarok…" What happens when Bhakti shows Lighting a picture...? Slight AU, Flaire.

Little things in my past that I really thought were over and done with were still elements of the puzzle that weren't pieced together, and so she helped me do that. - Marie Osmond. -InoxSakura, SakuraxTayuya- Rated M for mature content/ language/lemons.

Lightning Farron, a top class soldier/officer, has been fighting crime all her life and caught all her targets. Now she has to catch a famously known thief who has never been caught. What happens when Lightning is caught instead? LightxOC Yuri

Oh, Moogle. Feeling ignored and rejected, Mog gives Class Zero a piece of its mind. WARNING! This fanfiction may cause these symptoms: Fear of Moogles, nightmares, the love of dark humor and the taste of sweet revenge served cold. Read at your own RISK!

Serah had known from the beginning that she needed something different from Snow and Light, but it's harder still realizing they need her for different reasons. Serah wishes she didn't have to be split between them. If only Snow and Light could coincide.

After a narrow encounter of near-death on the battlefield, Seven contemplates the idea of making more use of her free time and confessing her feelings to another female member of Class Zero. Seven X Deuce. shoujo ai. please R & R!

A horrifying disease has broken out in an island resort and now six survivors must fight for their lives and find out the cause of the disease. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Cocoon Island, a paradise…to die for. Now accepting anonymous reviews. DONE!

Lightning is a general in Guardian Corps and is sent on a mission to save the L'Cie from genocide. The only survivor does something most failed to do: get close to Lightning. Has elements of other Final Fanatasy games but focuses on Lightning and Vanille.

Fang's a rock musician, Light's into classical. Their personalities clashed like night and day, day and night. Yet, they are not so very different. An exploration of Fang/Light as individuals, inclined to the dark side. AU. Possible OOC No pairings yet...

She can't help but wonder why this has happened to her... why she must keep fighting him, and why she feels as though she's been ripped apart. She is Lightning, but right now, that's all she is. Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy XIII-2.

Serah Farron, upon getting rescued by the stranger named Noel, decides to venture out to save her sister, Lightning. But among the flowers in the meadow she cries in, despair begins to cripple her. Will she find the strength to find Lightning? FFXII-2 SE.

When Brittany didn't understand what Burt meant by 'using protection', Kurt worries just how safe his friend has been being in her multiple sexual escapades. -Glee doesn't belong to me nor shall it ever.-

Lightning grounds her teeth, aquamarine eyes glaring at the horizon ahead of them and Vanille wonders if she was like this with Serah. If she protected her like this, cared with her actions and hurt with her words. ;Light/Van; sort of Light/Van/Fang.

Lightning gets pregnant. Hilarity ensues as the soldier deals with a whole new set of issues she's never faced before and doesn't know how to deal with while creating havoc for the rest of the group. A little crack-y.

This is a story of The Female Wanderer and Amata taking place over the course Halfway through the events of F3 and Fallout New Vegas Hopefully. Rated M for language, blood and gore and smexual content :D

Fang is back from crystal stasis and goes to apologize to Serah for the trouble she and Vanille caused everybody. Serah forgives her in a rather unconventional way. Sexdevious!SerahxFang. Eventual SerahxFangxLightning. Yuri! One-shot!

Raven is doing everything possible to fight back her urges for Starfire, but her Tamaranian friend's naivety is not helping FEMSLASH! and rape, and...well pretty much anything you can think of will eventually be in here. NO FLAMES!

Ino's whole body was covered in a coat of sweat, her hair matted on her face, she was also shivering. Sakura stared at her as she had another attack, emotions ripping through her heart all at once... She couldn't help... Couldn't do anything.

Ever wondered what it'd be like if the members of the Akatsuki were stuck on a deserted island on national television? I know I have! Warning: Contains OOCness, language, and OCs. An interactive fanfic.

It's utter pandemonium—though not quite the apocalypse. It's worse than that: April Fool's Day has come, and everyone is determined to prank each other in an all-out war while trying to keep themselves alive...And Lightning is profoundly ticked-off.

"Keep looking. It's been almost four months. There's got to be a shipping name for us," Light pressed. Ticked at the lack of a pairing portmanteau, Fang and Light discuss and argue the possibilities in the early hours of the morning. Fight or Flight?

Lightning is tired of Serah and Snow's relationship, so she decides to confront him face to face. Things don't go as planned, and she is forced to make an unimaginable decision where both options lead to pain. Rated M for language and sexual reference

'This is,' Shalua says, or begins to say and then stops, because Yuffie perches on her desk and then leans in to cover Shalua's mouth with her own. She doesn't think she can hear the 'words my reason for living' again.

Appalled by the fact there's the beginnings of attraction towards Snow, Lightning seems to be getting edgy. Much to the sergeant's dismay, a certain tribeswoman seeks to drive her insane... One way or another... SLIGHT SPOILERS LightxFang

1º "Strawberry Panic" fic EVAR for me. My take on how episode 26 should've ended. We all have choices to make, and when people choose for us, it's kinda annoying, isn't it? LOL Read'n Review! That's an order!

After Wynne and Leliana slay Alistair and the Warden for defiling Andraste's ashes, Morrigan is forced to explain to them that they've just doomed Ferelden and not even to SAVE the ashes. But how were they supposed to know? Warning: character death.

The lines were blurred between saving others' lives and saving her own. Which was which she wasn't sure, it was all just a sinking ship. Until that faithful day when she met that blonde cashier behind the counter. The Coffee Girl. Eventual SakuIno

Even in the City of Dreams, it seems as though Vanille can not escape her nightmares. Luckily, Fang is there to remind her that she can always count on a special word. My first fan fiction attempt ever. MILD Shoujo-Ai. One-Shot.

Hope had to be imagining it. There was no way it was her. People shoved into him as he stood still in the street, gawking at the figure in front of him. It couldn’t be her, no it wasn’t possible. Not anymore. Contains spoilers. VanillexHope FangxLightning

Rushed off her feet, Lebreau prepares for Snow and Serah's wedding reception. She only has one thing on her mind though, and that's Lightning. The events follow XIII's ending. Yuri, LightxLebreau. Rated T because of alcohol consumption. Lebreau's POV.

A story following Fang and Vanille's lives in the village of Oerba, set 500 or so years prior to the events of FFXIII. It's a yuri fic, featuring FangxVanille. Also a few OC characters scattered around here and there. Rated M for the last chapter.

One Shot Femslash Fanille - Set after the Palamecia rescue Lightning and co. find themselves on the Ark. Vanille and Fang are reunited once again after centuries of being apart, but Fang's desire gets the better of her.

Vanille smells and she really needs to clean herself up, but the stream's water is too cold! One-shot with very subtle Yuri. Featuring FangxVanille and hints at FangxLightning. A cheeky K , with very subtle hints.

For week one of the story convention. Fang wants revenge for her pineapple and drags Hope and Lightning along to a lift that smells of pee. Cracky and OOC. It's rubbish. I know it is. You don't need to remind me.

A drunk Lightning is never a good thing. Particually when Fang's the one who's got to drag her back to camp... and get a couple of shocks and a lesson about flans in the process... One-shot. Yuri, bad language. Weird pairing, but I hope you like it!

Sakura and her friends have a plan against the school, only to have it emotionally back-fire. Done. Sakura POV InoSaku SakuIno InoSakura SakuraIno InoxSakura SakuraxIno InoxSaku SakuxIno Ino and Sakura Sakura and Ino AU Yuri

They say Death takes the pain, the cold, the danger away. Liz and Patty didnt know how literal that saying was until they met Death for the first time. Complete for now, but i will likely add more one day

Oneshot. Yaya gets something special for Hikari on Valentine's Day, only to get disheartened when she sees that Amane has already gifted her first. But why does Hikari insist that Yaya's gift is just as, if not more, special than Amane's is?

Hiyori,Patty and Konata are one of the most anime-obsessed geeks there are, but what happens when suddenly they realise that only one of them can truly be labeled the One True Otaku?While dragging their friends into the dispute,who will emerge victorious?

Sam turns up at Carly's door, blooded and soaking wet. Carly finds this night to be the right night to finally tell Sam her feelings for her, but it doesn't all prove well. CAM, suggests SEDDIE too. R&R

Coming off the heels of a nasty breakup with Konata, Kagami finds herself the target of someone who had been lying in wait for the right moment. KagaTsuka twoshot. WARNINGS: Twincest, possible OOC, lemony goodness

A series of drabbles about the Tsviets from Dirge of Cerberus. Most likely pairings include; RossoxEveryone, WeissxNero, VincentxNero, GenesisxWeiss Yaoi, Yuri, possible mature content. Also taking pairing requests.

Random stories that blow your socks off! Misunderstandings, fights, horrible things that go wrong in a FF world. OOCs moments, cat-fights, laughter, and more are included in this! It's all in good fun when the heroes and heroines go out and play!

DBZ Meets high school! AU Videlx18 "'Guys, this is Juuachi. Don't bite.' And with that she sat down at her desk and began grading papers, as though she did this every day, while an empty bottle of Absolute vodka rolled from under her chair."

For the sake of more fanservice, Konata decided Hiyori should take a look. But things never went the way she wanted, and now Kagami and Tsukasa are closer than ever. See Miyuki become speechless, Hiyori awe-spired, and Konata sulk. What exactly happened?

And as I stare into her crystal blue eyes I beg her to understand all the feelings I'm trying to convey. A little one-shot made as an apology to Super Saiyan Juuhachi, goodlife93, videl002, DeadSelf and everyone else who read "GBTC". Bulma/18 read warning

Tsukasa hates watching horror movies, but Konata, Kagami and Miyuki don't mind at all. Sleepovers can be so terribly democratic, but has Tsukasa unknowingly triggered a flag despite the circumstances? Yuri, and LEMON so don't expect a plot. R&R please.

Pallet and Oystershipping. Ash and Misty decide to make Christmas cookies for their partners, Gary and Dawn. However, when they get their hands on some strange, clear liquid, things aren't going the way they plan. Talk about cooking with wine!

Femmeslash, eventual SuzieMoze. Takes place after the school field trip to the gardens. Jennifer doesn't feel the sparks that she once felt with Ned, so she feels the need to break it off. Who else can offer a relationship?

After Okuni runs off with Goemon, Magoichi and Keiji are left alone and rejected. Humorous mocking turns into a very awkward moment between them...slight KeijixMagoichi, oneshot, rated for language. R&R please!

Harry Potter was walking down the hall to go to his next class. Suddenly he heard an evil laugh. Harry, being the smart and brave person he was, investigated the rude disturbance. He gasped as he saw Voldemort standing on a toilet. CRACK. First fic!

(Complete) Like many of you, the thought of these two, together, made me want to puke. But then I wrote this story, and realized that they didn't belong with anyone else... (continued in 'Goku and Bulma)

After fighting against Lightning and Amodar in the coliseum, Serah's journey is altered permanently, for better or worse. A hastily written, re-written, and revised oneshot inspired by duplicates and DLC. Not exactly explicit, but still M for a reason - specific warnings inside. Farroncest, some quirky kink, and one-sided Alyssa/Serah

Lightning, Fang, Vanille, Serah, Snow, Sazh, Hope, and Lebreau are enrolled at Caterpillar School for the governmentally challenged, with Jihl Nabaat as their homeroom teacher. Hilarity ensues. The level of crack in this AU is over 9000!

"Her explorations did not escape Serah's notice for even a moment, serving to incite bolder touches from the little sister, who quickly turned to ghosting her fingertips in trails about the ginger's dimpling torso." T for nudity, some touching.

Venture into the mind of Haruno Sakura as she goes through the pain and suffering of living in Ino's world. Can she step up and steal her heart, or will she fall from her field of view? Find out! - InoSaku, SakuHina, & implied SasuNaru! Mild adult themes! AU, undergoing revision

Fang makes the mistake of underestimating a drunken and bossy Serah, and she pays for it in silence and sock-eating. Cue some slightly kinky, very cracky Serah/Fang with some H-bombing and other implied pairings; written for giggles. Critique appreciated.

In this house of three, sanity is no guarantee; chaos unfolds at the hands of Farron, Dia and Yun. T for language, sexual reference, alcohol, crack and crazy robot porno fun time. Mostly Light-centric with heavily hinted Farroncest and other yuri-isms.

Lightning Farron at her worst - short on work and swamped with time, the aches and pains from nights of slow self-destruction scratching at the back of her skull with familiar, fuzzy little reminders of her misdeeds. Allusions to sex, alcohol, and squick.

"She scrutinized in vain, squinting in hopes of scouring holes through the menacing canvas of night ... They embraced this way, the soldier an unmoving pillar of infallibility, and the fruit smelling of earth, crumbling, vile." Darkfic, non-graphic sex.

A call can only go so many ways, but what happens when phone sex fails one Lightning Farron? Crack fic with femslashy Flaire goodness, some citrus, squick, insanity, and of course, a bit of naughtiness for you all to enjoy. Full list of warnings inside.

A collection of Lightning-centric snippets ranging from pre-game, post-game, AU, and beyond, with themes from mild romance, to friendship and family. Some are excerpts from in progress work, others, unfinished oneshots. T to be safe. Mild & implied yuri.

A short conversation between Lightning and Vanille as they go along in their travels. Very light subtext, possible slight OOC, and containing virtually no point. Written with the intention of being a true short fiction, but never took off. Quite drabblish

Lightning, Fang, and Vanille have some issues that prevent them from exploring a mysterious cave. Can one event affect the outcome of an entire story? Contains crack, fourth wall breakage, and oodles of shizz that just isn't right. You've been warned.

Serah, Vanille - Lightning's thoughts and actions as she copes with the loss of her sister and the consolations of a child. Who is she to judge, with all of her problems? Who is Vanille to make her forget that they exist? Who will remember the remainder?

"All there is to do is know, it seems, and the scene replays over and over... What is left is nothing but emptiness, and neither of them can shake the feeling that they've lost control." - Farroncest, some fluff, a dash of squick, and a bit of citrus.

Lightning comes in a variety of colors. When an author uses the same prompt again, what will it mean for this unlikely pairing? Vanaire challengefic, based on the same prompt as the one before it. Contains mild yuri. Don't like? Feel free to flame!

The story of what happens when the realization hits that the fal'Cie that have governed your world since its beginning are on crack. Be warned: contains crack, sexual-references, language, and other oddities. This fic is a joke, really.

With a dash of Fanille, some fluff, and a couple flower petals, just how far can one person push a moment? Warnings: yuri, mild language, slight violence, possible errors, and spoilers if you squint at the end-ish... Sequel to "Something in the Air"

When Puck hosts an end of the year party at Santana's house, the aftermath is rather unsettling, and Quinn discovers a few things she thinks she'd rather not know. Santana/Quinn/Rachel.. equals LoFaBerry?

Fang sneaks off to a pond to be by herself, but Vanille follows her. Silence speaks volumes for those that care to listen. Warnings: Slight yuri, probably ooc, some SPOILERS. Rated T for very slight angst, lightly suggestive themes, etc.

With Deep Ground gone, Shelke only has one thing to hold on to, her sister, and she's not about to give up on what she wants. She won't be shy anymore. WARNINGS: yuri, incest, lightly suggestive themes, slight violence if you think about it. ONESHOT

It all started because of a late bus, but what exactly was 'it' anyway? Mozie, onesided Ned/Suzie and Loomer/Moze, and Ned/Loomer if you squint really hard. NO NOZE! . . okay maybe a teensy bit here and there, but it's not much! Hooray for Moze! HIATUS

Kagami was just chilling at the Izumi household, getting her butt handed to her by Konata and her wicked awesome gaming skills when things took a turn for the unexpected! WARNING: Yuri girlxgirl lemon/lime Pairings: KonataxKagami with some MinamixYutaka