Anne Heche Disses 'Lazy' Ex Coley Laffoon

Anne Heche told David Letterman on Wednesday that her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon is a “lazy ass.” Here are the other compliments the 40-year-old Hung actress doled out:

On what Coley does for a living: “He goes out to the mailbox and he opens up the little mailbox door and goes, ‘Oh! I got a check from Anne! Oh! I got a check from Anne! Yay!’” (Coley receives $3,700 per month in child support for their son.)

On not being able to shake her ex: “He wants me to come and watch him run around in his little white shorts playing soccer. Honestly, I don’t want to come to rehearsal and watch you run around in your tight shorts like trying to pretend you know how to play soccer. I divorced you! I don’t want to hang around with you Thursdays and Saturdays and maybe on Sunday.”

After the interview aired, Coley, 35, released a statement to Us Weekly: “After coming home from showing two different clients two different condominiums, I was disturbed to see Anne taking out her personal frustration on the father of her child on national television.”

Coley, who currently works for Los Angeles real estate company Hilton & Hyland, also updated his Facebook status, saying, “I wish Anne Heche could see that public bullying isn’t good for the soul or positive for her child. It’s mean.”

Anne Heche Disses ‘Lazy’ Ex Coley Laffoon

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