We Tumblforya: Bad Latte Art

Latte art is serious business these days. If you want to become a barista at any non-Starbucks coffee shop, you will probably have to master the art of the latte first. Some people are great at it and create masterpieces like these, but others suck a lot and their "art" looks more like the photos above. On Latte Art Fail, all we see are a bunch of clouds, drunk ghosts, and apples, so if that's what these artists were going for then they succeeded. What shapes do you see in these failed attempts at art?