Wednesday, February 13, 2013

So there I was yesterday listening to John Key's farcical justifications for endorsing Australia's inhumane refugee policy (I hope you are all noting that SERCO who run our private prisons also run the Australian refugee detention camps - does Key have shares in SERCO?) thinking that there was more chance of me becoming the next leader of the National Party than boat people arriving in NZ.

Then I thought, actually, there is more chance of me being made the next Pope than boat people arriving in NZ.

So with that in mind and with the Pope resigning on the same day I announce that I am stepping down from Tumeke I thought that before I announce next Tuesday what I am launching for March 1st, I'd do a quick pitch for me becoming Pope.

If elected Pope Bomber, I shall promise the following...

-The selection process will be renamed 'Pope Idol' will use a lot of false Idols.

-Pope Bomber would allow condom use, women doing what they want and the immediate dissolution of Church doctrine.