Blades:
Made by an unknown thief blacksmith that he used to defend his base from unsuspecting visitors. Not the best trap to use but it's good enough.Red Guard:
Mysteriously tamed by a hunter. He follows your command if you tell him to go left and right, or up and down.Cannon:
Used by thieving pirates that used to sail across the Seven Seas. It automatically fires at will at a steady rate from its fixed location.Seeker Bird:
A tamer came across a hive full of Seeker Birds and, after many years of training, it's tamed and it follows any unsuspecting thieves around.Homing Cannon:
An alchemist brewed together a cannon and a monster. Just like the Cannon, but this time it aims itself on the unwelcome thieves.Spinner:
A wanderer that has managed to come across to a monster that constantly spins around at a fixed point, regardless of the size from the fixed point. He'll make any unworthy thieves dizzy!Ricochet:
A fist from a famous legendary knight's armour that has strange magical powers to allow itself to bounce from wall to wall. This will cause to punch thieves in the face! LITERALLY!

Blades:
Made by an unknown thief blacksmith that he used to defend his base from unsuspecting visitors. Not the best trap to use but it's good enough.Red Guard:
Mysteriously tamed by a hunter. He follows your command if you tell him to go left and right, or up and down.Cannon:
Used by thieving pirates that used to sail across the Seven Seas. It automatically fires at will at a steady rate from its fixed location.Seeker Bird:
A tamer came across a hive full of Seeker Birds and, after many years of training, it's tamed and it follows any unsuspecting thieves around.Homing Cannon:
An alchemist brewed together a cannon and a monster. Just like the Cannon, but this time it aims itself on the unwelcome thieves.Spinner:
A wanderer that has managed to come across to a monster that constantly spins around at a fixed point, regardless of the size from the fixed point. He'll make any unworthy thieves dizzy!Ricochet:
A fist from a famous legendary knight's armour that has strange magical powers to allow itself to bounce from wall to wall. This will cause to punch thieves in the face! LITERALLY!

A blue dot that will eventually come to bite you in the arse no matter what.

A blue piece of machinery that goes round and round in circles like my ex girlfriend.

Hot headed with one tooth protruding, needs serious dental work asap.

Your bog-standard cannon. Not really threatning but have 2 firing at you, you'll be doing jumps like your in the bloody matrix.

This one can only be described as the advanced technology to the standard cannon. Still shoots balls though. A really moody piece of work this. Never seems happy, and in my opinion, clinically depressed.

Un-predicatable, volatile. When you have died well over 100 times and your still getting smacked about like a wet fish by this.

A blue dot that will eventually come to bite you in the arse no matter what.

A blue piece of machinery that goes round and round in circles like my ex girlfriend.Hot headed with one tooth protruding, needs serious dental work asap.

Your bog-standard cannon. Not really threatning but have 2 firing at you, you'll be doing jumps like your in the bloody matrix.

This one can only be described as the advanced technology to the standard cannon. Still shoots balls though. A really moody piece of work this. Never seems happy, and in my opinion, clinically depressed.

Un-predicatable, volatile. When you have died well over 100 times and your still getting smacked about like a wet fish by this.

Some of the descriptions are quite dodgy. Please keep in mind that winning descriptions may (or may not) make it into the game. As a family friendly game, there are children and these descriptions may push the age limits up.