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An undocumented Mexican (Democrat), a Muslim and a Redneck (never voted against
the Republican Party) were walking together on a beach when the Mexican man
stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off
it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant three
wishes," the Genie said. "Since there are three of you, you may have a wish
apiece." Pointing at the undocumented Mexican, he said, "Since you found the
bottle, you may have the first
wish."

The
Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my peoples back to
our homeland, May-he-co!" Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet pickups
appeared on the beach.

The Muslim said, "I wish
for a hundred thousand camels to take all of my people away from this horrible
country loaded with infidels so we can live in peace in Muslim countries and
serve Allah." Poof! It was done! A hundred thousand camels suddenly appeared on
the beach. Not sure how well the camels did swimming across the Atlantic, but
....

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked,
"And what is your wish?"

The Redneck watched as
the loaded pickups began moving toward the border, then he looked at all of the
Muslims getting on top of the camels and riding off into the surf
....

The Redneck said, "Just give me a Bud
Lite. It doesn't get any better than this!"