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Detritus wrote:Two cockroaches are laying dead in a corner in our garage...

I think my dad sprayed bug spray recently. But that is boring.

"Three cockroaches met, and had a disagreement. They fought a terrible battle, and the one cornered the two, who fought each other to be use the other as a shield. One ended up dying in the struggle, and the dead one was used as a club against the one cornering them, and that one died too. The living cockroach rested awhile, then retreated to its home, to tend to its wounds."

*Dino gets on bus, immediately scans his bus card at the machine like a perfect passenger*
BEEP card has no valid ticketEh?
*Dino tries again*
BEEP card has no valid ticket
BEEP card has no valid ticket
Dino says to bus driver: "That's weird, it was working this morning and I'm sure my ticket is still valid"as it was still valid until july 17
Bus driver, unbelieving: "If it doesn't work, it means there's something wrong with the card, the machine is never wrong.
Here, try it with this other scanner."
*Dino tries*
beep valid ticketMachine is never wrong, right?