Dark Knight Is Naked and Jacking It in Gotham

It seems like Batman’s already-unstable mental health has deteriorated significantly. The Dark Knight was seen jerking his throbbing cock and blowing an admittedly huge, bat-sized load on one of Gotham’s rooftops. Sources close to the Caped Crusader claim that Batman has a solid alibi, corroborated by city’s most notable billionaire playboy, Bruce Wayne.