Anyway, as mentioned, Donald Trump is not happy about Sacha's attempt on Ryan Seacrest's life. In fact he's so angry about it that he's taken a minute out of his busy schedule as a angry, balding misanthrope to tell the entire world about his feelings via YouTube.

He's so angry, he'll make you angry. And then maybe you'll tip ashes over someone. It's a vicious circle, Trumpsy. A vicious circle.