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Justin Bieber

One of these days, I will get over my inability to take him seriously. I know it's crotchety of me, and I apologize. Never has anyone embodied the chasm between my age and the age of The Kids than Justin Bieber. I don't have anything against him; I just... it's like trying to explain how to use a BlackBerry to someone who just woke up out of a 30-year coma.