I've Been Waiting for a Harness Like You!

The Deuce is an amazing harness, great for fulfilling those double penetration fantasies, but also good for pretty much any harness play you can imagine. With its amazing material, awesome fit, and sexy appearance, it could just be the last harness you'll ever need.

Published:
September 7, 2011

Pros:

Sexy, great material, waterproof, can be used by anyone, fits wide range of toy sizes, fits well

The Deuce male harness from SpareParts HardWear is my first harness of any kind, but considering its complete awesomeness, I'm not sure I'll ever need another (unless my partner finally decides to let me peg him). I've always been curious about double penetration. I've played around with double penetration with combinations of a real cock and plugs or dildos, but I wanted to experience something closer to really being penetrated by two cocks at the same time. The Deuce, combined with my partner and any of my favorite dildos, allows me to simulate just that.

This harness would work for anyone: couples who want to experience double penetration, men with erectile dysfunction, men who simply want to use a dildo rather than their own cocks for any reason; and to a lesser degree (as the fit isn't quite right), women who want to try pegging or wearing a strap-on for any reason. It's a double strap style harness, so it frames the ass wonderfully and fits securely. Beginners and advanced harness users could get equal use out of this harness, as it's not hard to figure out and use.

The Deuce is ridiculously comfy; it's made of layers of soft, almost silky, stretchy material that's 77% nylon and 23% spandex. This allows it to fit snugly but remain stretchy enough to be wearable for long periods without discomfort, and it's durable; it won't be wearing out anytime soon. The straps and waistband are elastic, and the sliding buckles on the straps are a pretty durable plastic. There are no rough edges or anything annoying to the skin anywhere on the harness, and all the material screams of quality and comfort. The whole harness is vegan, so anyone can use it with absolute peace of mind. It's also completely waterproof, making it safe to wear in the shower, tub, or whatever other wet place you can think of, not to mention making it machine washable.

This harness is incredibly well constructed. It is a double strap style harness, which basically looks like a jock-strap, made for men to wear, so it fits men a little better than women. It doesn't use interchangeable O-rings, but instead has two somewhat stretchy rings built into the harness.

The top one seems to actually have a kind of elastic ring sewn into it and can accommodate any flared dildo between 1 1/4 and 2 inches in diameter. Behind this ring there are two overlapping flaps to hold the dildo in from the back.

The bottom ring is also stretchy but doesn't have the elastic ring inside it; it can accommodate a cock or toy between 1 1/2 and 2 inches in diameter (I have found, however, that it can be a bit loose with toys at the lower end of that measurement, like my Buzz 1, which is 1 1/2 inches in diameter. That toy will actually fall out with little effort).

Behind it, there are also two overlapping flaps to hold a toy, along with a pouchy area to make room for a man's balls to sit comfortably.

Both rings were able to fit my Lone Star, though the top one did require a little extra effort to do so.

The waistband is about 2 inches wide; the outside has a 1 1/2 inch strip of Velcro that folds at the hips to make it adjustable. The front is screen-printed with the SpareParts logo. There are four elastic straps (one 1/2 inch strap at each hip, and one 3/4 inch strap behind each leg) with buckles that slide for added adjustability.

The Deuce fits anyone with a 20-50 inch waist, and the straps are adjustable from 10-16 inches. That's a pretty amazing range for one harness. It fit my boyfriend perfectly, and fit me pretty well because it is able to fit such a wide range of body types. The only way it didn't fit me is the pouch in the front; it and the bottom hole sag and kind of hang between my legs, making it a bit uncomfortable. All that aside, let me just say, "Unfff." That's the sound I can't stop rising out of me when my boyfriend wears this thing. The jock-strap style just looks wonderful on his body, and it frames his package and his ass beautifully. I have a pretty good feeling that it would have an equally awesome effect on just about any man who wears it; it's just an awesome look.

I really am amazed at how perfect this harness is for me. It did exactly what I wanted: it made hands-free double penetration with my boyfriend's cock and a dildo at the same time, not only possible, but wonderful. I have never owned a harness, and my boyfriend certainly hasn't either, but this was really easy for us to figure out and use. Putting a dildo into the harness is really easy; just put the dildo through the flaps on the back and into the top hole. If you're going for double penetration, simply slide a dildo into the top hole, put on the harness and adjust to your fit, put your cock through the bottom hole, and go to town. If you prefer using two dildos and no fleshy bits, then use two dildos! If you only want one, use one! There is never any feeling that your cock or the toy is going to fall out or get twisted around. Everything fits snugly and securely, so you really can thrust and move around to your heart's content without any worry or readjusting.

Caring for the Deuce is super easy; you can hand wash or machine wash, gentle cycle. Then, either lay it flat or tumble dry at low temperature. I always wash mine in cold water on the gentle cycle and tumble dry it on low heat, and I've had no problems with shrinking, wear, or fading. The package says to only use this harness with water or silicone based lubricants, so that's probably good advice. I have, however, used it with oil based Boy Butter and had no problems with staining, so you could always do a spot test in an inconspicuous area and see how your lube affects the material. Deuce also comes with a 9"X7" zippered pouch for storage, which is made of the same material as the harness. The harness fits in there quite nicely, so that's where I keep mine after cleaning. I also noticed that the pouch has two buttons and two loops inside; it can be turned inside out so those buttons are on the outside, so you can use them to close it. This makes the pouch more discreet because the SpareParts logo can no longer be seen. I think that's a pretty nifty little detail.

The Deuce comes in a 9"X6" black cardboard box, which is sturdy and good for storage, should one choose to keep it. The box has a small sleeve around it with a picture of a buff man wearing the Deuce, tastefully done, all in black and white and fairly classy. It also lists some information, like care instructions and measurements for the Deuce's two sizes, as well as measurements for the Deuce Magnum in both sizes. Inside the box sits the Deuce, wrapped in silvery tissue paper, underneath which lies the storage pouch. This packaging would be great for gift-giving; it's classy and elegant. If you want to get rid of the box and use the pouch instead, the box and sleeve are recyclable.

I am really thrilled with my Deuce male harness. I always feel a little silly writing such a rave review; I'm afraid it will seem too fake or reek of infomercial. But the fact is, I freaking love this thing and couldn't be much happier with it. The only minor flaw I can see, for me, is that there's not really a way for a man to put his cock into the top hole of the harness. This is only really a problem in a couple of specific situations. I am overall extremely pleased with the Deuce male harness and will continue to use it for years to come.

My boyfriend and I have tried several positions while he's worn the Deuce, and some worked better than others. Because it is made so the man can fit his cock through the bottom hole but not the top, it somewhat limited the combinations of positions we could do in some ways. For instance, if I want to have doggy-style sex, while taking my boyfriend anally and a dildo vaginally; or if I want to have missionary sex, taking my boyfriend vaginally and a dildo anally, it doesn't really work. He would need to put his cock through the top hole and a dildo through the bottom one to do these, which is not really possible comfortably. Wearing it this way makes the harness hang oddly, which then makes for a looser fit; this makes it hard to thrust without the harness flopping around everywhere.

My favorite way to use the Deuce was doggy-style, taking my boyfriend vaginally and my Sedeux flare or Buzz 1 anally. My boyfriend is a bit too big for me to take anally very comfortably, but these toys are the perfect size. All I can say about the feel of double penetration with the kind of vigorous thrusting this harness facilitates is, "Wow!"