I'm gonna buck the trend here and say that I'm amazing at self-summarizing. Bad at life in general, but really great at self-summarizing.

What I’m doing with my life

this and that. Looking forward to a prosperous 2016, both in the stock market and personally. Wow, that sounded a lot less douchey in my head than it does written down, but gonna stick with it.

I’m really good at

Poking fun at just about anything/everything, particularly movie previewsListening / Asking QuestionsOrdering seamlessweb deliveryEating seamlessweb deliveryDoing math in my headJumping (in general and particularly for a 37-year old white guy)Having a serious case of the red eye in photos

The first things people usually notice about me

I can be just a touch sarcastic. Don't worry - it's a way for me to be playful and I love good sarcasm in response. Females sometimes are immediately jealous of my long eyelashes. Can't say dudes have the same reaction - they are more likely to notice the humpback...

CaffeineSummerIntellectual stimulationLaughing with my friendsSports - both playing and watching (particularly UConn men's hoops)Until I get a personal chef, takeout/delivered food

I spend a lot of time thinking about

What I've done with my life, what I'm doing with my life, whether there is a way I could spend my winters in a warm climate, where to find profits in the market, how I should be actually working out instead of thinking about it, how i should really get off caffeine, how i can meet quality women (and really just looking for one, not mulitple), what i'm gonna do with my life, which old friends I haven't talked to in a while and ways I can combine work trips with seeing them, how i should travel more in general (for pleasure), whether I should get a car, whether I should move to brooklyn, whether it would be good to have an off switch for my brain

On a typical Friday night I am

Probably Eating at one of the finer establishments in Times Square like Bubba Gump Shrimp Company or Planet Hollywood. Then again, if they've got that Tour of Italy special going on at Olive Garden, all bets are off...

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I'm a pretty open book - just ask

You should message me if

I'm looking for somone who is insatiably curious, quick witted, warm (personality wise and I guess physically as well as that would indicate you are alive which is also a must have), attractive and a glutton for punishment. Not taking yourself (and my previous glutton comment) too seriously would be a plus. Probably better if you're under 6 foot, particularly if you love wearing heals, but if you can dunk then all other preferences should be ignored and I'll be insanely jealous of your dunking ability