Local papers paint us up to be big heroesCity fathers & chamber of commerce want us deputizedThe stoner gestapo keepin' your town cleanGet a shave, kidWe'll pay you as a strike-breakerMaybe you'll make tac squad for the L. A. P. D.

We are the goons of hazzardGlorified on your tvWe leave you in a pool of bloodAnd we always get off scot-free