"My local Spencers has one employee who seems more into lava lamps than the others so I try to go when he's there. He expects it to take two or three tries to get a good lamp. Any Spencers employee who doesn't automatically assume the lamp…"

"I bought a Northern Lights with the most beautiful paint job. Looked like the wax was really changing colors instead of being behind a painted globe. Unfortunately it had flow issues and I took it back. Exchanged it and the next one looked fine in…"

"Claude, are you sure you see a rollback of $80? Im showing a rollback price of $60, which has me seriously considering returning the one I paid $86 for. That and the big bubbles my lamp is cranking out."

"I know everyone is curious how the new custom cool grandes are going to turn out. Here is an example of an ordinary grande just purchased from Walmart with a globe bottled in December 2016. Came crystal clear, and starts flowing in about three hours…"