Category: humour

I live in fear. Fear that a past event is going to catch up with me. I did something truly terrible a while ago and somehow managed to forget about it… until now. It was a mistake really. A crime of passion. I’d seen other people doing it and thought “Yeah, I can do that. … Continue reading Run Fur It

A young Bruce Forsyth once said “Life is the name of the game and I wanna play the game with you”. Actually he wasn’t that young at the time. But he was alive which is more than he can say now. Or is it?.. We all know he kicked the bucket but what happened to … Continue reading After #Life

Alright? So on Twitter I do this dopey game where I put myself in a picture of a place but only show a teeny bit of it. The aim of the game is for you to tell me where I am. First person to do that wins naff all minus bugger all. It started off … Continue reading #WhereIsHamsterMcKenzie