(13-11-2012 08:43 PM)Dark Light Wrote: It is only a matter of time before I provide her a motive.

After a few decades now of watching her fracture some tibias, bloody some noses, and land some epic right hook knockouts on drunks trying to grab her bigass titties, there ain't no way I'm gonna piss her off.

(13-11-2012 09:07 PM)Stark Raving Wrote: Mrs. Raving reads over my shoulder once in a while, but for the most part she just isn't interested. See, she's the brains on the Stark Raving Ranch. I'm kinda like the hired hand. I do the grunt work and hang out with you numbskulls, while Mrs. Raving does important shit.

That's Girly. I'm Manly's hired hand as well except I suck at grunt work. Isn't that what we had kids for?

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

(13-11-2012 08:43 PM)Dark Light Wrote: It is only a matter of time before I provide her a motive.

After a few decades now of watching her fracture some tibias, bloody some noses, and land some epic right hook knockouts on drunks trying to grab her bigass titties, there ain't no way I'm gonna piss her off.

(13-11-2012 09:07 PM)Stark Raving Wrote: Mrs. Raving reads over my shoulder once in a while, but for the most part she just isn't interested. See, she's the brains on the Stark Raving Ranch. I'm kinda like the hired hand. I do the grunt work and hang out with you numbskulls, while Mrs. Raving does important shit.

That's Girly. I'm Manly's hired hand as well except I suck at grunt work. Isn't that what we had kids for?

You're slipping Girly. Motive does not always equal pissing her off. You already admitted your are shit at the grunt work, when the kids fly the coup your more valuable dead than alive. Hope you have a big dick, that might buy you a couple of years anyway...Good luck! Keep the will updated!

(14-11-2012 12:38 AM)GirlyMan Wrote: After a few decades now of watching her fracture some tibias, bloody some noses, and land some epic right hook knockouts on drunks trying to grab her bigass titties, there ain't no way I'm gonna piss her off.

That's Girly. I'm Manly's hired hand as well except I suck at grunt work. Isn't that what we had kids for?

You're slipping Girly. Motive does not always equal pissing her off. You already admitted your are shit at the grunt work, when the kids fly the coup your more valuable dead than alive. Hope you have a big dick, that might buy you a couple of years anyway...Good luck! Keep the will updated!

Bah, I got a little dick. For years she put up with me coming in at close to 300 lbs at 5'10" with what was effectively Hidden Penis Syndrome. Now down to 200 with the TRT, I can not only see my dick but realize I need a long overdue toenail trimming. Not only that but ManlyGirl's really good at grunt work and seems to like it. Hell, she's recaulking the downstairs shower as we speak humming along to some song I ain't never heard before. But I am pretty sure she's in cahoots with my actuary brother to game my life expectancy and income against my rather sizable life insurance policy. ... Fuckers.

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.