I stand with Israel in the sense that bagels are great and the fact that most Jewish girls have insanely large tits that you can do pretty much anything with as long as you don’t make a joke about the Holocaust or leggings as pants. So we can go into this post about Sarah Silverman at a screening of I Smile Back in Los Angeles last night with that knowledge. We can also talk about how she’s 44 but has better tits than women not 44. Maybe this is why Palestine is mad all the time.