Donald Trump is the closest living thing to a cartoon that modern civilization has. From his preposterous hair to his ridiculous endorsement deals which include mattresses and steaks to every single tomfooleriffic word that dribbles out of his crooked mouth, you can’t shake a stick around him without him reacting in some stupid fashion. And now, news that he’ll be moderating a GOP debate, because why not have a terribly biased pseudo-GOP candidate who routinely lies about his own wealth, threatens lawsuits at the drop of a hat and still questions where Obama was born moderate a serious debate. Derp? Derp!

Word has it a number of candidates have already turned down the Trump circus, but still, someone out there thought it was a good idea. Anyway, here’s 25 other jobs Trump has no business tackling.