Milliner Stephen Jones attends the "Hats: An Anthology by Stephen Jones" Opening Night Gala at the Bard Graduate Center Gallery on September 13, 2011 in New York City.
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Exactly what we expected! But when British Voguepressed the milliner (who is making the hats for the upcoming show) for further details about the looks, he responded, "That's so top secret, I can't even give you a hint." Waaah.