Beatnik Poetry Slam – So Cool, It’s Downright Cold.

Famed Aborignal Didgeridoo player Jedda Biralee strides to the stage resplendent in his reflective grey double breasted Armani suit.
Because didgeridoos are cool.
Anyway, Jedda draws his 12 foot didgeridoo with him, fitting it into into the carved dingo holders, the upturned mouth resting atop a sandstone representation of Wayamba, the turtle. The house lights dim as the spotlight stabs through the cloud of patchouli oil and clove cigarettes, drilling through the steam of designer espresso and picks out a man dressed in black ski jacket, black ski pants, black scarf, thick black glo- Look, he’s covered head to toe because he’s freezing, and his clothes are all black, ok?
Sheesh.
Anyway, Jedda blows a low heart-thrumming tone through the Didgeridoo as El Guapo comes to the stage…

*WvWvWvWvWvvvv*
Sparkling, reflecting, dazzling
shards of light that bounce*VzVzVzVzVz*
carom
explode
across my eyes.
My breath belabored as I*zVzVzVzVzVzV*
breathe
inhale
exhale
of your*ZwZwZwZw*
all…
encompassing…
domain…*zvzvzVWVWVWvWvWzWzWZwvwv*
So overwhelmed.
So dwarfed.
When will it end?vwvwvwvWVWVWz*
Will it ever end?
I can’t see an end.
I lean into you…*vwz*
as I shovel the damn snow…*ZVZVZVZVWVWVWVWWZWZWZWZ*

Yes, I have the ability to remote in but I don’t like it. The equipment is better at work. Plus, I don’t have a goddamn barking dog and two daughters hanging onto my ankles looking for attention. The other problem is that at home, all I have to do is reach out and there’s food in my hand. It’s too convenient.

“Whitey’s on the Moon” is definitely worth looking up. It must be on YouTube somewhere.

Just calling round with a shovel and a nice cup of hot coffee, “NO” the coffee is for me, get shovelling that snow before it drifts :) lmao Have a wicked evening Guap and thanks for adding such a great posting :)

I suppose it’s fitting to feature a digeridoo in your winter to spring transition post. If it’s any consolation the days are getting shorter here in the land of the digeridoo and the sun is heading your way.

as I shovel the damn snow…
I normally like the changing of seasons, but I’m sick of this winter! You guys are expecting a foot of more snow? I can’t imagine. Stay warm, Friend! (we are getting predictions of an ice storm for this afternoon – it was 63 yesterday) Bring on spring!

Is that a Didgeridoo in his pocket . . cause if it is, well . . that’s SOME pocket. Anyways, the forecast isn’t feeling like spring just yet, so Al Roker would be wise to get into witness protection. Stat.

Okay, you’re the second blogger in the last 2 weeks who’s used the word :didgeridoo in a post. That’s so random.
The other one was You Monsters Are People. What is it with this bizarre instrument? Is there an epidemic of Aboriginal instruments on Ebay?

Where do you come up with this stuff? :-) You are too funny! I can’t relate on the snow. Germany usually has a lot of snow in the winter, but none this year where I live! And I’m not bragging….I’m shocked!

This was hilarious. On seeing the word “dingo,” I was reminded of John Cleese’s answer when he was asked what he thought was the funniest word. “Plummet.” It is funny, but not sure it can hold a candle to “dingo.”