(3rd April 2012, 11:38)SavageNerdz Wrote: That would have been to awesome though.. Although i would have enjoyed the looks of complete and utter terror at realizing that their priest is a hypocrite, a homosexual, and a complete idiot.

(3rd April 2012, 11:33)Ziploc Surprise Wrote:

(3rd April 2012, 11:29)SavageNerdz Wrote: This made my day.. On a further note.. Why not just have videos? >_>

I wish there was a camera on the congregation who was watching the presentation. The shock and horror on their faces must have been precious.

I would have given £100 to see the looks on there faces.

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

3rd April 2012, 20:22 (This post was last modified: 3rd April 2012, 20:25 by Stimbo.)

(3rd April 2012, 00:37)Ziploc Surprise Wrote: A priest connected his USB drive into a PC to start his Powerpoint presentation and, instead of the word of God, a hardcore gay porn slideshow started—thanks to Windows' autoplay.

Don't you just hate it every time that happens? I'll never forget the look on my friends' faces... almost ruined the whole wedding...

(3rd April 2012, 20:05)Aegrus Wrote: I'm sorry, this is really off topic, but how do I type the Euro symbol? I don't see it anywhere on my keyboard. . . . *facepalm*

I don't have a button for the Euro symbol, do I? My keyboard is American.

Try ALT plus numpad 0128: €

'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens'Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man.'
-- Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll

'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens'Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man.'
-- Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll

'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens'Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man.'
-- Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll

"Sisters, you know only the north; I have traveled in the south lands. There are churches there, believe me, that cut their children too, as the people of Bolvangar did--not in the same way, but just as horribly. They cut their sexual organs, yes, both boys and girls; they cut them with knives so that they shan't feel. That is what the Church does, and every church is the same: control, destroy, obliterate every good feeling. So if a war comes, and the Church is on one side of it, we must be on the other, no matter what strange allies we find ourselves bound to."

'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens'Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man.'
-- Colonel Robert Green Ingersoll