I haven't reached your level of Zen. If I could, I'd mutilate her with knives she knew were from a butchers, still stained with animal blood.

For any law enforcement individual reading this, this is a joke, and in no way do I actually plan on inflicting harm on anyone else. I'd hate to be arrested for something I'd said online, which I'm sure would NEVER happen.

TV announcer: "Prepare yourselves for a week of people slapping each other to death and complaining about hunger! But wait! This won't be like last year! We're going to add in feminists also!"

Cut to footage: All of the contestants are hiding on the opposite side of the clearing because they don't want to sully their hands with weapons. One of the girls is trying to braid someone else's hair.

Announcer: "Well, that didn't work out like we expected... Let's replace all their food with meat based protein and release the collar popping duchebags early shall we?"

I lost just at her first statement alone. The only thing I hate more than those overly self-righteous vegans are feminazis. With vegans, asides from the overly-imposing attitude, I'd actually come to respect them of their diet and undying love for animals. I myself, I at least love animals but I can't seem to stand bitch women who these feminazis often defend.