Err...OK...some of those are questionable, but whom amongst us has not done questionable things.

Still, dear_booze, I put it to you to compile all of these tales and I will help you get them submitted to our Drunklord Leader and see if we can get them published in The Magazine (he does pay - oh and click on the underlined blue bits for the links).
Cheers,
Your friendly neighbourhood moderator.

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102. Took off all my clothes and ran from the beach fire into the sea, yelling: "WhaaaaHOOOOO!" and almost drowned. Fought my saviors, but they saved me.

No memory of it, except from them.

Lived to drink many more days. I was 18.

Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

104. While leaving my office Christmas party (which was held at an event center), a co-worker and I saw a limo waiting... so we jumped in. We expected the driver to tell us to get out, but he closed our doors and took off. We had him drive around while we drank all the booze that was in the back. We even had him stop at a couple of our favorite bars. Eventually, the driver told us that our time was up. I guess the real folks who rented the thing had only paid through midnight. So we had him return us to the parking lot of the event center... where the real folks that rented the thing were waiting. Two pretty big guys who were pissed off. Their girlfriends had gotten rides home with other people but these guys figured they'd wait around and kick our asses. They did. It was funny then and still funny now. Worth every kick to my ribs.

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

Resident Asshole wrote:You sound like a total asshole. And I should know.

I'm drinking to that right now!

Look around your drinking crew. There is an asshole in all of them. If you don't see him, guess what?

Our crew however has a rotational asshole rule in effect. We all get a turn, but are not allowed to be the asshole for more than two consecutive occasions. You will be notified when it is NOT your turn. Works for us.

Resident Asshole wrote:You sound like a total asshole. And I should know.

I'm drinking to that right now!

Great comeback

Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

106. Organised Nazi night in our unit club. Got arrested later that same night whilst drinking in German bar dressed as Heinrich Himmler.

Bit of a social hand grenade when tipsy.

107. Whilst on guard duty, protecting the West from the red hordes, stole (with partners times two) duty Land Rover, and spent the remaining two days of our duty drunk in a brothel 200km away from post.

108. Convinced a friend to take a shit on a drunken sleeping friends head.

109. Mistook bunkmates locker for public urinal........most weekends for a year.

"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
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