BTRT Patterns (on Etsy)

Actually, I am just behind on blogging and bogged down in copious silk dyeing for holiday orders, so I stole this idea from Crafty Minx, who not only has hands identical to mine, but a super cool blog with a Crochet School ~ my December goal is to learn to crochet.

A. Age: 38, think. I always have to do the math. My husband turned 40 yesterday, so right now, I am happy being the one who isn't 40 yet.B. Bed size: Queen. On the side that gets the view of the lake and the sunrise. When we lived in the city, I always wanted to change bed sides with my husband. He refused. So when we moved here, I kept my side, which just happened to be the lake side (score!).C. Chore that you hate: vaccuuming. I can't even spell it.D. Dogs: Yes. Murray the Four Pound Fury (Papillon) and Archie the Sheltie are the latest. E. Essential start to your day: A snuggle with my girl and a snooze button.F. Favourite color: All. How can I choose?G. Gold or Silver: Meh. Silver I guess.H. Height: 5'6" although i still dream of being 6' tall to improve my height:weight ratio.I. Instruments you play: I played the French Horn for 7 years but I am mostly tone deaf, bad choice!J. Job title: Ordained Minister, well, title is technically "The Reverend" which is an honorific more than a title, as in, "This is The Rev. Lori" and not "Hey Reverend! How are you?". Doctor is a title, Rev. is an honorific. Ask Emily Post. But I digress.K. Kids: I am in favour of them. And I have one.L. Live: Small town, 'Near North' region of Ontario.M. Mother's name: Jane. Unless you want to make her mad, then you call her 'Debbie Jane' a name she rejected in Grade One.N. Nicknames: I was Low for many years to certain people.One colleague called me Lo-J. Rowan is currently calling me Snuggleface. O. Overnight hospital stays: Hmm. Whooping Cough age 5 (mean nurses!), Gall Bladder age 25, End of pregnancy and post-partum age 32, Breast Reduction age 35 (yay! but mean nurses!).P. Pet peeve: latenessQ. Quote from a movie: "That'll do Pig"R. Right or left handed: Right.S. Siblings: Oh, yes. One sister, one half sister & one half brother (twins), another half sister, two step sisters and a step brother.T. Time you wake up: Alarm goes off at 7:22, I hit snooze a few times... U. Underwear: sure.V. Vegetable you hate: Brussel Sprouts. Little malodorous brains. Ugh.W. What makes you run late: Nothing with a will to live. But generally marriage and motherhood... slowest. family. ever.X. X-Rays you've had: neck/spine (broken spine), many, many ankles (all mine), chest.Y. Yummy food that you make: guacamole! and those cereal bars with peanut butter and corn syrup that can be made dairy free.Z. Zoo animal: Yes, please! Although I am partial to the monkey named Chili we met this fall~ after a long drive to the zoo, during which Rowan and I discussed the source of various meats~ beef, pork etc~ we got to the zoo and the first animal we saw was Chili the monkey. The look on her face was PRICELESS. "Is that where chili comes from? Monkeys? Ewwww!".

There! I did it!
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