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Famous English writer, philanthropist, and Oxford Don, John Ruskin (1819-1900)was shocked into sexual abstinence for the remainder of his life by the sight of his wife's pubic hair on their wedding night. He became an obsessive masturbator despite his Evangelical Christian education, and it is thought that sexual repression eventually sent him
bonkers. He kept a diary of his wet dreams and died a virgin.
Read about this in a book in my GP's surgery waiting room and got to wondering how many other famous people had fucked up notions on shagging.

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“Big Government means small citizens: it corrodes the integrity of a people, catastrophically.” Mark Steyn.
"show me the evidence" Thomas Sowell.
"When you want to help others... you tell the truth, when you want to help yourself...tell them what they want to hear." Thomas Sowell.

LE

Famous English writer, philanthropist, and Oxford Don, John Ruskin (1819-1900)was shocked into sexual abstinence for the remainder of his life by the sight of his wife's pubic hair on their wedding night. He became an obsessive masturbator despite his Evangelical Christian education, and it is thought that sexual repression eventually sent him
bonkers. He kept a diary of his wet dreams and died a virgin.
Read about this in a book in my GP's surgery waiting room and got to wondering how many other famous people had fucked up notions on shagging.

LE

Famous English writer, philanthropist, and Oxford Don, John Ruskin (1819-1900)was shocked into sexual abstinence for the remainder of his life by the sight of his wife's pubic hair on their wedding night. He became an obsessive masturbator despite his Evangelical Christian education, and it is thought that sexual repression eventually sent him
bonkers. He kept a diary of his wet dreams and died a virgin.
Read about this in a book in my GP's surgery waiting room and got to wondering how many other famous people had fucked up notions on shagging.

LE

Effie went on to work her way through the pre-Raffelites though.................

Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever? If I offered you twenty thousand pounds for every dot that stopped, would you really, old man, tell me to keep my money, or would you calculate how many dots you could afford to spare? Free of income tax, old man. Free of income tax.........

LE

Or was sneaky enough to not get caught drawing back little boys foreskins with his teeth and chewing errant walnuts from a whores arse.

Steven Seagull is a rotten, internet bully, a seventh generation ****, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.

Clanker

Back then, society was more repressed and people more gentile; often couldn't openly admit what the real problem was, instead choosing a more delicate explanation in order to avoid embarrassing the other party or themselves.

Never mind that what sort of "GP" has "those" kind of books in the waiting room. Whats wrong with 6 yr old OK or Gardeners World, Golf Weekly or that old favourite "The Peoples Friend", on line edition with shite cover painting here:

I didn't read all of it..it was a compilation of lists and strange facts so I skimmed through looking for mucky/funny bits like a good soldier should.

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“Big Government means small citizens: it corrodes the integrity of a people, catastrophically.” Mark Steyn.
"show me the evidence" Thomas Sowell.
"When you want to help others... you tell the truth, when you want to help yourself...tell them what they want to hear." Thomas Sowell.

LE

Let's face it, the first time we dip our cocks in to a chick it's mostly out of a morbid sense of curiosity so perhaps in this case the pubes were a matted mess of dried, queefed period blood which stank to high heaven.

Cunts are basically petri-dishes of horror, and need the sort of constant care usually reserved for a Laminitic pony.

Windmilling in to pointless cùnts since 2009.
Romeo Two One doesn't know very much about firearms.

LE

Here's another one...Havelock Ellis, a Sexologist?!?! who died in 1939..never wanked because he thought he could contract VD from wet dreams and Louis XVI had phimosis..and couldn't skin his sausage making sex very painful for him...I found this particularly moving, imagine being a King with the pick of whole bunch and having a defective knob..George Bernard Shaw was a virgin until 30, then got seduced by an ancient manky widow and promptly went off clunge for the next 15 years.

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“Big Government means small citizens: it corrodes the integrity of a people, catastrophically.” Mark Steyn.
"show me the evidence" Thomas Sowell.
"When you want to help others... you tell the truth, when you want to help yourself...tell them what they want to hear." Thomas Sowell.

ADC

I had a very sheltered upbringing. First time I touched a bloke down there, aged 17, I was horrified to discover hair ... ironically this encounter took place in the same street where Effie Gray grew up ...