Skool Daze: Parunts Are Stoopid

If you’ve ever been the parent of a child who goes to school, you, more than anyone else, know that However! Upon reading the “my kid missed school because,,,” notes, teachers have to wonder how the hell did Mom or Dad make it through school! Or if they even went to school.

kids occasionally get sick and have to miss a day of the Three Rs only to become the Fourth R, Rotten! But Rotten is another story for another day. When kids are too ill to attend school for a day, it’s school policy that the parents of said sick child, upon her return to school, issue a note from Mom or Dad explaining Little Susie’s absence. Fair enough.