Kristen Stewart: You Shouldn’t Be Upset By The ‘Family Guy’ Diss

Kristen, don’t pay one bit of attention to the ‘Family Guy’ diss about your hygiene. You should focus on all the amazing things in your life, like your strong relationship with Robert Pattinson.

Kristen Stewart — Family Guy just featured you on its April 28 episode, but you weren’t a guest star — you were the butt of a joke. In fact, they made fun of your butt! In the episode, Lois Griffin says, “Someone should write ‘Wash Me’ in the dust on [Kristen’s] flat ass.” While the joke may seem harsh, it’s evident that your boyfriend Robert Pattinsonis a big fan of your sexy body. There’s no truth behind the joke; you have an amazing body, so just laugh it off!

‘Family Guy’ Disses Kristen Stewart

Kristen, you don’t have a “flat ass” and you’re not “dirty,” as the show joked in a recent diss. You’re a gorgeous and talented woman. There’s a reason you’re considered one of the World’s Most Beautiful Women, according to PEOPLE.

When Lois was asked who she’d rather “do,” you or Scarlett Johansson, she said, “Definitely Scarlett Johansson. For one thing, there’s the boobs, which Kristen Stewart does not have. Also, I get the impression that Kristen Stewart is more of a bath person when she really needs a shower. Someone should write ‘Wash Me’ in the dust on that flat ass.”

To some, it may seem like the show trashed you, but I think it’s the highest form of flattery. Approximately 4.9 million viewers tuned in to the episode, so that’s the number of fans you could potentially add to your legion of devotees. I know how much your fans love you!

And if Family Guy chose to poke fun at you, it means you’re on the writers’ radar, which definitely means you’re doing something right. In the past, the show has featured Selena Gomez, Robert Pattinsonand Justin Bieber — all huge stars of our generation!

‘Family Guy’ Is Like ‘Saturday Night Live’

A source told HollywoodLife.com exclusively, “[Kristen] doesn’t care about the Family Guy diss, as she feels like the show is like Saturday Night Live, and they are going to get you eventually. Plus, she didn’t think the joke was in bad taste or vile, as it was a joke about hygiene. She has definitely dealt with worse. She is taking things fine and laughing it off.”

I’m so glad to hear you feel that way! Keep cuddling up to Robert, and remember: It’s not a diss, it’s a compliment!