Storm Troopers

It’s a great song: “All my exes live in Texas.” George Strait goes on to explain that’s why he lives in Tennessee.

Now we have Rick Perry, who proves some excess lives in Texas. At the moment, he’s tippy-toeing around the idea of trying to leave the Lone Star state, after more than 10 years as governor, not for Tennessee but for D.C., which he basically promises to shut down if he became president.

So far he’s just a campaign tease, according to Bob Franken, a veteran Washington reporter. Today, we bring you his latest column.