Toby Young Admits He’s a Tw*t

Having exhausted all other possibilities, Toby Young has finally been forced to admit that he is definitely and definitively a “thorough and total tw*t” – an admission which he was forced to make after resigning as the CEO from a flagship Tory free-school – because that’s right – you can be the CEO of a f*cking school now.

Progress!

Toby had the following to say whilst speaking to a bus driver – a bus driver who was recording the conversation because he’s attempting to take out a restraining order against the former “journalist,” as apparently Mr Young only uses public transport to brag about what a better driver he’d be – private transport not allowing him the opportunity to boast or inflate his neck out like the overgrown ‘toad meister’ he’s christened himself as:

“People think that I say controversial things to get attention or be difficult, but I don’t: I say them because I’m a tw*t.

“So when I called working-class school boys who got places at Oxford “universally unattractive,” or when I referred to the killing of Milly Dowler as “that murdered girl thing” – it wasn’t because I was raised without humanity or humility – it’s because I’m just inherently a tw*t.

“And I didn’t go into education with no relevant experience – loudly criticising all those who had come before me – because I’m a sh*t-witted donkey brain – it’s because I’m fundamentally just a massive, massive twat.”

Although many assumed this admission would lead to Toby attempting to better himself, this will sadly not be the case, as Mr Young has noted:

“Why would I give a sh*t? I’m a tw*t.”

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