i just wanna know..if i'm not supposed to drink cow milk...just what am i gonna dunk the oreos in ?

there's a new world of enterprenuership just waiting on the horizon, here...."Hooters II - The Milk Bar !!
what an extravaganza !!!
lactating mamas strolling around filling up glasses with fresh, human goodness !!

DANG !...guess i hadn't thought of that contingency...not to mention the women who aren't lactating...hmmmm...maybe, there's a prosthetic device ? but, i guess i'd have to supply it..then go broke buying the danged things... of course...it's still illegal to do that very natural act in public in many places, anyway...so the police would be raiding us all the time, carting away my cash cows !

If you think about it from a logical point of view, it's unnatural for humans to drink milk which is designed to only be drank by baby cows. It's not meant for humans, but we feel it's ok for us to steal it and drink it. Dairy cows are forcibly impregnated. When they give birth the calves are sold off to the veal industry for slaughter and the mother is continually milked until she's too weak to continue. It's pretty cruel really.