Howdy all! Cody here. This is my little... umm, speech for my part of the Dire Weasels CU. Canonical Universe. I'm going to royally mess things up, but it's going to be fun at least! Hope you like this little primer for the next protion of Dire Weasels! BIG shout out to Battlebards.com for most of the audio, acutally, I think ALL of the audio in that. They make some great stuff, and I hope I can use some of it in my down time. Personally, I'm subscribed to them on Patreon and backed their Kickstarter way back in the day. Check them out! Not sponsored, just really love their work. Also, if you liked this, please feel free to hit me up! Already have had great feed back on it, and hopefully I can get a 2nd version up soon, not changing any details, just making sure it sounds the best I can make it! Thanks for listening!

We are, and totally will forever be @DireWeasels. Currently, though, we are, Forrest @walk6070, John @absurdistkobold, Ivana @arcanevice, Mollie @eskimomo9, and Cody @codedude3.

Keep Forrest smiling by going to iTunes or your repective podcasting application and rate and review us! If you do, let us know by emailing us, and if you want, we can give you an NPC on the podcast! If you like what we do, and want to help keep the mics on and running, go to patreon.com/direweasels to throw us some extra cash so we can pump up the volume!

If you like what WE do, why don't you go check out the other podcasts on the SHU Network, like @SHUpodcast, a superhero Fate based real play with several different canoncial games and audio dramas! Or, if you like WATCHING stuff, check out @DCWPodcast, where they discuss the DC comic based shows on the CW! It's like they combined the C's or something! OR, if you like READING stuff, check out @GLBBpodcast, where they talk about bad romance novels and good sex practices, or at least try and learn about good sex practices! Or, maybe you would like a more serious tone, check out @arklightpodcast a real play Mutant Year Zero game with some amazing people and that sweet drama and RP!

Life happened and the weasels were unable to record an episode for this week, so John and Cody took it upon themselves to get together and apologize for missing, while also making an announcement about the podcast which has been in the works for a little bit. Also several tangents happen over the course of 20 minutes.

@Direweasels are @walk6070, @absurdistkobold, @arcanevice, and @codedude3. Before long, this list will include @eskimomo9.

Send us email at direweasels@gmail.com, rate and review on itunes, and check out patreon.com/direweasels.

Listen in as the Weasels continue to attempt an escape from Witch Mount...wait...I mean prison. They're escaping prison. Will there be a riot? Will broom girl turn that thing into a weapon and make Madison her prison wife? Is Gerbo as useless as ever? (Spoiler alert: YES) You won't know until you listen, so get on that sh*t.

Visit our patreon at patreon.com/direweasels, and see if there's anything cool there. Also, rate and review us on itunes. 5 stars is preferred! Email us direweasels@gmail.com or tweet us @direweasels. Thanks for listening. We're Sorry...