Over The Moonwalk

‘IN a language that most tabloid readers can understand, let us say that Michael Jackson is over the Moonwalk.

Jackson II: Return To Neverland

As are we all, because if theres one thing guaranteed to get the country swimming in a sea of joy it is when justice is done and seen to be done.

As The Suns resident blonde, Jane Moore, puts it: Michael Jackson is innocent  no doubting that. Justice has been done. Hurrah! Or so the loony tunes gathered outside the courthouse would have us believe.

Loony tunes? Surely Moore means to say they who dared to believe when so many doubted Him. When accuser Gavin Arvizos cock crowed, these apostles stayed true to their idol.

For them a seat at His right hand on a ride at Jacksons Neverland compound. But no space in his bed, because, as the Sun announces on its front page: Jacksons vow: no more boys in my bed.

But even with his acquittal, and the promise to change his ways, it appears many people believe there is no smoke without fire. And though the singers head is not ablaze, the Sun hears from Jackson trial juror Raymond Hultman.

Under American law, jurors are allowed to tell the Press how they arrived at their verdict  expect 12 books with titles like Courtroom Thriller, The Boy Wasnt His and Beat It sometime soon – which means we get to hear Hultman say how Jackson dodged the bullet.