The Onion Reports on Latest Environmental Catastrophe

Bearing out their claim to fame as "America's Finest News Source", The Onion recently reported on the latest US environmental catastrophe. It's hard to believe that the mainstream news players like Fox and CNN failed to pick this one up. According to the article, the supertanker TI Oceania docked in Louisiana last week, unloading 3.1 million barrels of dangerous crude oil into the unsuspecting country.