At first we had our doubts about Fernando Flores’ sexual harassment charges against Britney Spears, but now we’re starting to believe them. It’s certainly not the first time Britney has tried to hook up with a bodyguard or employee – maybe it’s just the first time she was turned DOWN. Brit’s not accustomed to guys saying NO. Think about it -most (maybe ALL) of her boyfriends since Justin Timberlake have started out in her employ. ( And Fernando happens to be better looking than most.) Stories about Britney prancing around the house nude started long ago. We can easily picture Britney making passes at Fernando and exposing herself to him. It’s not out of character for her. What’s more, we’re betting this lawsuit will open the door to other employees who have similar stories.

Enrique Iglesias just made spectator sports more interesting. The singer, 35, is mad about soccer and to prove his devotion, he vowed to water ski nude in Miami if Spain wins the World Cup. He declared “If Spain wins, I’ll get drunk and ski naked in Biscayne Bay - this is what we used to do when we were kids!” Certainly the paparazzi in Florida are now rooting for Spain.

No, We’re happy to say that “Dancing With The Stars” judge Bruno Tonioli did NOT take his clothes off for PETA. – it was to raise money for cancer research in the UK. He also judges the British dance show “Strictly Come Dancing” and he’s a bigger celebrity in Europe than he is here. Did you know Bruno speaks five languages and did choreography for Freddie Mercury?

Producers of the new “Sex & The City 2” movie are toning DOWN the script because they’re afraid they’ll get an NC-17 or even an X rating. What they’re editing OUT is a lot of nudity – by men! Originally producers (Sarah Jessica Parker is one of them) had planned a few full frontal male nude scenes, including one of Mr Big, to titillate the mostly female audience. But that idea was dropped because the first movie was rated R due to sexy content and they didn’t want to eliminate more of the audience. Mr Big’s nude scene was the first to be cut out.

Photo Credit: Splash News“Dancing with the Stars” Karina Smirnoff to the list of celebrities foolish enough to take off their clothes for the animal cult PETA. Or maybe these celebrities just want an EXCUSE to take off their clothes. If they really cared about animals they’d volunteer or donate money to the many fine animal rights organizations that use their money to neuter and care for pets – NOT to purchase billboard space for self aggrandizement.

When Victoria Beckham dashes through any airport, heads turn to stare, (she’s usually the most dressed-up person in sight.) Her last airport visit caused a lot of speculation because it appeared that she was wearing a trench coat with nothing underneath. Even photographers who followed her never saw any evidence that she had a stitch of clothing under the coat. Since she always changes into comfortable clothes during her flight, maybe she decided not to dress at all until she got on the plane.

Lisa Rinna’s head since we saw photos of her at the SAG Awards in this dress with an impossibly high slit . We thought it was bad taste having her spanx or flesh colored underwear on display, but when we were told by people who examined the photos microscopically that she is flaunting bare skin, we were appalled. Consider the psychological implications. Is Lisa really running around in skimpy clothes without underwear like Britney in her crazy days? Is Lisa capable of such a glaring faux pas? Flashing to get attention is not pretty.

Michael Phelps’ legion of female fans thought about Page 6′s story about him taking a sexy Asian Las Vegas cocktail waitress/nude internet model (see photo) named Caroline Pal, home for Thanksgiving. Who knew that was his type? Noting that, a buxom Asian fan apparently figured SHE’S his type and might stand a chance with him, so she glommed onto him at LAX and delighted in being photographed with him. Michael looked embarrassed and tried to be polite, but didn’t know what to do. He ducked away from her as soon as possible.

Hollywood must be scrambling to buy the rights to the Joyce McKinney story: it features insanity, obsession, religion, a Penthouse pinup turned female rapist, courtroom drama, and a cloned vicious pit bull. Jeremy Olshan of the NY Post dished up all the lurid details that other news outlets neglected.

As you may recall, a woman named Bernann McKinney recently made the news because she cloned her pit bull in Korea for $50,000, and the result was five puppies. Someone recognized her photograph and ID’d her as Joyce McKinney, a sex crazed pinup girl who was on the lam for 30 years after she kidnapped a Mormon missionary. Joyce, a former Miss Wyoming, was a Utah student in the 70′s when she became obsessed with Kirk Anderson, a fellow student and missionary. They had a brief romance but she was too possessive, and he moved to England to escape her.

She tracked him down, and with chloroform and a fake gun, kidnapped him and manacled him with fur lined handcuffs to a bed at a remote cottage. After days of reading the scriptures and begging him to marry her, she forced him to have sex with her. Later in court he said ” I couldn’t move” and she testified “Kirk had to be tied up to have an orgasm.”

The UK tabloids went wild with the story, dubbing her the “Shackle Queen.” Somehow McKinney jumped bail and hid in Atlanta posing as a nun. When it became clear that British authorities didn’t intend to extradite her, she posed nude in a series of magazines. In 1984 she was caught skulking around Kirk’s home and was arrested again. In 1999 she was interviewed living in isolation in a shack in Tennessee with her beloved pit bull, who pulled her wheelchair.

Now it turns out her beloved pit bull viciously attacked two joggers and was condemned to be euthanized, but Joyce kidnapped HIM from the pound before he could be put to death. So these adorable puppies have THAT DNA. The Koreans who cloned her dog might be sorry they gave her a $50,000 discount for being “so nice.”
Who would YOU cast in the role of Joyce?

OK, we promise – no more beauty and the beast jokes. It’s just that Christina Aguilera simply keeps getting better looking and we can’t say the same for her husband Jordan Bratman. However, to his credit, he’s always THERE for her and doesn’t mind holding her bag. Do you suppose they still spend their Sundays in the nude now that they have a baby?

This bad boy seems to have calmed down since he got serious about his former pornstar girlfriend and he has his friends wondering WHY. What’s so special about HER? We hear she keeps him satisfied by supplying her MALE porn costars for his entertainment. The bad boy pays each guy $5000 per visit so they are highly motivated to make him happy. It’s a family affair – the girlfriend watches while the bad boy fiddles around with the guys!