Sh*t My Guy Says

When we did a story in Cosmo last year about the ridiculous/crazy/hilarious things that came out of guys' mouths, the response was huge. (And we're still cracking up at some of those gems.) So we decided to round up a few more lines that are sure to leave you laughing — and wondering WTF goes on inside the male brain...

"I was pregnant with my son and we were at the doctor's office. He asked, 'What does she do when she's breastfeeding and runs out of milk?' I responded that I'd switch boobs. And he goes, 'But water won't fill him up.' He seriously thought one boob has milk and the other has water. The doctor busted out laughing." Lynett

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