Circular Saw Pizza Cutter

Show that pizza you mean business with Pizza Pro 3000 circular saw pizza cutter. It’ll blast thru pepperoni, extra cheese, even those pesky anchovies. It is built from tough engineering-grade plastics and the laser-etched stainless blade has a removable shield for easy clean-up. [link]

Pizza Fork/Pizza Cutter

Scizza Pizza Cutter

Tired of damaging your plates and trays as you slice up your pizza? These ergonomic scissors feature a flexible nylon base which easily slides between food and trays, while protecting your non-stick coatings. The top blade cuts cleanly through your meal preserving it’s appealing look. [link]

A Slice of Love Pizza Cutter

The white plastic grip includes the words “A Slice of …” above a stylish red heart. On the blade are openwork letters spelling L-O-V-E. And who doesn’t love pizza! [link]

Bialetti Pizza Cutter

Made of heavy-gauge stainless steel, the cutter has an integral rolled handle that runs the blade’s length. Simply grasp the handle at opposite ends, use a rocking motion, and the ultrasharp blade quickly portions your pizza. [link]

The laser was a pretty funny concept, but somebody needs some video editing software. I got tired of staring at the pizza sitting there doing nothing for 30 seconds at a time. And then it didn’t even work. *snort. Great acting, though; “They didn’t cut our pizza!??! Bastards!!!”