A Man takes his nagging wife to Jerusalem on vacation, but she passes away only days after getting there.

The funeral director says to the man, it will cost you 5,000 dollars to ship your wife home or 150 dollars to bury her in the holy land.

Well the man thinks it over for a few minutes and then said to the director: I will have her shipped home he replies, are you kidding? you can have your wife buried in the holy land what better place is there?

Well there once was a Man in Jerusalem that was killed buried and came back to life in 3 days, I just cant take that kind of chance. :D