ROBOT ART

I WOKE UP TODAY AND DISCOVERED I WAS A ROBOT...

Weird Tales & Robot Art! I
woke up today and discovered I was a Robot. It wasn't all that
shocking though, the truth is I've been this way for a long time.
It's just peculiar that after all these years that this was the first
instance I truly recognized it. I mean it's not going to change
anything and isn't all that drastic of a discovery but maybe there is
some significance to this epiphany, maybe I can learn from this or
maybe not. The thing is the machinery has already entirely integrated
itself into my lifestyle so whether I am or ever was human is
ultimately of very little significance.

How
did I come to this technological realization you might ask? Well it
was a very simple process that you might bare witness to in your own
life. It all started this morning with a simple observation that made
me think this robotic evolution has been in effect since the day I
was born. The first clue came to me when I ended what humans refer to
as their sleep cycle. The very first thing I heard was the electric
sounds of repetitive beeping. Certainly I'd heard these every single
day of my life but this time it got my circuits moving. I started to
wonder why my initial thoughts of the day involved robotic melodies
instead of any human topics like using the washroom or eating.

With
these thoughts in mind I proceeded to end my sleep cycle and the
beeping noises were quickly replaced by various other electronic
sounds. The hum of my computer with all it's vibrations and tiny
bleeps sang out in time with motors of the refrigerator, microwave
and espresso machine. The buzzing vocals from the lights and the
central heating completed the symphony filling my head with robotic
noise. Every aspect of my being was dependent, no intrinsically
connected to the electronics and I suddenly knew I was a machine... Continue Weird Tale Part 2