This surpasses phoned-in. This isn’t even faxed-in. This is e-mailed. Tweeted, even.

But first, let’s congratulate the easily amused man-child on “Transformers: Dark of the Moon” garnering not only reviews that are only marginally better than the last “Transformers” movie but on “Dark Of The Moon” having the third biggest all-time worldwide opening gross.

Thanks, everybody. You just guaranteed a fourth movie.

That being said, observe the below video.

Your favorite ADD-addled director lifted a shot directly from one of his own movies, the equally awful “The Island,” and dumped it straight into “Dark Of The Moon.”