The awesome and talented mskathy and I are wrote this for The First Annual jandco and wtvoc “A Very Cullen Christmas” Collaboration Contest! What happens when Emmett upsets Rose during Christmas? EmxR, All-vamp, canon pairings

We own nothing. So, since we had so
much fin writing our other one-shot for Jandco and WTVOC's contest,
we thought we'd try again. Hope you like this one, it's a little more
Christmasey than the other. Enjoy and feel free to vote for us!

Imagine Whirled Peas,

The NaughtyPastryChef and mskathy

EPOV

Sigh. Again?
Really?

I could hear Rose and Emmett arguing in the living room. It was just
a few days after Thanksgiving, but Alice had already decorated the
entire house for Christmas, along with help from my Bella.

The
five of us have been through at least a hundred Christmases together,
and ever year, the same damn fight. When
will they learn?

Bella had been with our family for only around two decades by now.
I'm sure this was still 'fresh' for her, but she chose to spend the
day shopping with Alice in Port Angeles anyways; she was getting
better at listening to me about when not to be around.

Jasper and I were playing in the front room of the house, arguing
over mundane video game information when we heard them begin.

"No, Rose, I will NOT."

"Aw, Emmybear, why not?" She was stroking her hand up and down
his chest, trying her best to get him to concede.

"Because, Rose, there is no way in Hell I am going to agree to
that. Wasn't agreeing to take this syrupy sweet photo enough for
you?"

"Emmett, some of these people haven't seen us in years!" She
smacked the back of his head at this statement.

"Duh, Rose, it isn't exactly like we've changed at all since the
last time.. "

Uh oh, he'd be
in trouble for that one. Mistake #1.

"You're right, Emmett, let's just lose touch with all of our
friends and family and forget all about updating people on our lives.
Who cares, anyways? Nothing ever changes!"

And with a huff, she got up and walked off.

This was worse than in years past and I saw Emmett put his head in
his hands and sigh, looking at the floor as if some magical answer
would suddenly appear. I still honestly wasn't sure why they
bothered to send our Christmas cards, but I was smart enough to know
better than to get in the middle of this one.

I heard Emmett bound up the stairs to their room and knock softly on
the door.

"Rose, baby, let me in. Let's talk about this. You are being
unreasonable." He huffed.

Mistake #2.

I heard something glass shatter against the door and stifled a
giggle.

Emmett stomped back down the stairs and into the room to join Jasper
and I.

"Em, maybe you should go back up there and try again. She is
pretty upset."

In times like this, Jasper bore the brunt of the overflow of emotion
coming from the house. He explained to Emmett that he'd have to
leave the house soon, if she got any more out of control.

"You don't understand, guys. She wants me.. to.. aggh, I can't
even say it out loud. I swear, sometimes these women aren't worth
the trouble."

Mistake #3.

Rose had come down the stairs to try and make amends, but was
outraged at what she heard from Emmett.

"NOT. WORTH. THE. TROUBLE?" she growled.

Jasper ran from the house, unable to control himself any longer.

I admit it, I was a little afraid (ok, terrified) of what Rose was
going to do at that moment.

She stalked over to Emmett and turned her head to me at the last
minute.

You
should leave; things are about to get.. ugly.
She thought, eyes meeting mine.

I was nervous; stay and protect Emmett or leave and save myself?

Don't
worry, he isn't in any.. physical danger. I'm just going to teach
him a lesson.
She was holding back a smirk and pursed her lips together to hold in
her laugh.

I gave a short nod and walked out the front door, wandering around
the grounds of the house.

Well,
this is a new twist to the annual argument.

EmPOV

"Rose, I don't know what you think you're doing, I apologize for
saying it wasn't worth the trouble, but really.. "

I couldn't even finish my sentence before I felt a gust of wind and
realized Rose had me over her shoulders and was carrying me upstairs.

I
felt the bed underneath me as I was let go; damn,
she couldn't even set me down? She had to just toss me?

"Emmett,
if you think this,"
she motioned up and down her body, "is not worth the trouble,
perhaps you need a strong reminder of just what it is you would be
missing without me here."

I was a little afraid and a little turned on by her; Rose wasn't
usually this aggressive.

"Well,
since you said yourself earlier that nothing ever changes, maybe I do
need a refresher course." I winked at her. Two
can play at this game. Oh God, I hope we get to play right now.

Her hands at her sides curled into tiny fists, betraying her anger.

"You fucking lay right there, Emmett Cullen. I'm about to give you
the best reminder of why I am 'worth the trouble'," she used air
quotes to emphasize this last phrase. "Don't move an inch, don't
move a muscle, in fact, stop fucking breathing until I tell you do.
Do you understand?"

I bared my teeth at Emmett. I wanted him to be afraid of me at the
moment. Well, a little afraid and a lot turned on. I smiled again as
I thought of how I had convinced Edward to leave the house. I had a
little surprise for Emmett; IF he would agree to my demands.

I like lingerie, don't get me wrong, but Emmett is really into kinky,
costumed lingerie. So, I had done a little adjusting to my wardrobe
while he was out in the hallway making an ass of himself.

I looked at him, laying on the bed not breathing. That must be
killing him; he loves my scent. I unbuttoned my blouse to the middle
of my breasts and bared one shoulder to him.

"This isn't worth it?"

His eyes grew wide as he realized my plan; strip tease until he can't
take it anymore and bends to my wishes. I flipped my golden hair
over the bare shoulder and showed him the other, holding my shirt
closed.

"Is this worth the trouble?"

I was using my sweetest little girl voice on him, the one that he
never could fucking resist. I saw him start to shake.

Leaving my shirt the way it is, I unbuttoned my jeans and let them
fall to the floor, showing Emmett the bottoms of the 'Mrs. Claus'
outfit I had put on. Red velvet panties, with a black band around
the waist and white piping to look like seams. He groaned.

"Would you like to breathe Emmett?"

He nodded vigorously and I let my anger come back.

"You should have fucking thought of that before you pissed me off!"
I screeched at him. I could see how much this was getting to him,
his pants were tented, making me lick my lips.

I'm just as
sex-crazed as the big idiot on the bed sometimes...

I unbuttoned my blouse further but didn't take it off, letting it
fall open at my sides. He could see the bra now, red velvet again
with fluffy white piping along the top and tiny little straps. I had
stolen this little ensemble from Alice, who had bought it for Bella,
who refused to wear it and gave it back. So naturally, I was falling
out of it.

"Am I still being unreasonable?" I teased, stretching my arms up
so he could watch my breasts move a little in the too-small bra. He
moaned again and made to get up from the bed.

"Ah, ah, ah Emmett. What did I say about moving? Though... you've
been a good enough boy, tell you what. You may breathe again." I
watched with delight as he took a deep breath and then another.

He really does
love the way I smell.

I was getting pretty turned on myself, I knew that I had to end this
torture and quickly; I needed some Emmett lovin'.

I dropped the shirt to the floor and turned to grab something from
the top of the dresser. As I did so, I heard Emmett's sharp intake
of breath at the view of my backside in these tiny boy shorts. I spun
back around and held the object out to him.

"Am I worth it yet? Is having and loving me and my body worth you
putting on this hat? Just for me Emmy?" I knew he couldn't resist,
so I smiled in triumph as he hopped up off the bed and snatched the
hat from my hands, jamming it down on his head.

"You are worth anything in the world, my Rosie."

I felt myself get wetter at the sound of his gravelly, sex voice.
Like the goof that he is, he grabbed me by the waist and dipped me
low to kiss me thoroughly.

When he released me, my head was dizzy, but not enough to let go of
my earlier anger. I wanted to be in charge this time; I wanted to
feel powerful. I wanted angry sex. I slapped Emmett hard across the
face and watched as his eyes went black with lust.

"STRIP! And if you do a good job and make me like it, you MIGHT get
a reward." I sat down on the edge of the bed, unable to resist
licking my lips and running my hands teasingly along the tops of my
breasts, waiting for the show to begin.

EmPOV

"STRIP! And
if you do a good job and make me like it, you MIGHT get a reward."

With
that, she sad down on the bed and licked her luscious lips. I've got
a few places I'd like those lips to
go...

I went over to the CD player and put in something I knew Rose would
like. Sure, it was a little fast to strip to, but the lyrics were
perfect for this moment. I picked up the remote, walked back to my
place in front of Rose and pressed the 'play' button.

You're such a
flirt, I know you hurt

And so do I, I
empathize

I see you out,
you never cared

A conversation
that we never shared

I began to run my hands up under my shirt, swinging my hips in time
to the music.

My hands went to my jeans and I slowly undid the button, dipping my
hand inside the waist and touching myself. I was already hard, the
contact of my hand to the tip of my cock made me moan.

Sweet kiwi

Your juices
dripping down my chin

So please, let
me

Don't stop it
before it begins

What I wouldn't do right now, to have Rose dripping down my chin. I
pulled my hand out of my pants, noticing Rose was now biting her
lower lip, eyes heavy with lust. When she saw my eyes look her way,
she slowly licked her lips, up across the top, swiping over and down
across the bottom.

So give it up,
and don't pretend

And spread your
arms and legs across the bed

And when you
shake, you won't regret

The things I
whisper in your ear

(What?) I said

I shoved my pants down to my ankles and wasn't sure I could control
myself anymore. I left my boxers on, stepped out of my pants and
stalked toward Rose, who was now laying with her head up at the
pillows.

I wanna give
you something better

(You wanna give
me something better)

Than anything
you've ever had

(Than anything
I've ever had)

A stronger and
a faster lover

(A stronger and
a faster lover)

The world, it
disappears so fast

(It disappears
so fast)

"Emmett, I thought I explained to you that I was in charge..."

Sweet kiwi

Your juices
dripping down my chin

So please, let
me

Don't stop it
before it begins

"... this song has me so turned on, you're about to get a little
taste," she giggled, "of your own medicine."

I can't wait
to take you home

Fingers through
your hair

Kisses on your
back

Scratch me with
your nails

She moved aside and straddled my chest, pulling my hair as a
not-so-friendly reminder of our roles.

"Does Mr. Claus want some of my juices dripping down his chin? Or
would this be one of the things that aren't worth the trouble?"

Save me from
myself

Show me how to
care

Get everything
out

Dripping
everywhere

Lipstick
smeared all over your face

How much longer
must we wait?

Don't think
that I can wait

I was panting, a totally weird feeling since breath was unnecessary,
but that's what Rosie does to me sometimes; makes me forget who I am.

"Rosie, I want to taste you so bad. Please, let me show you how
much I need you, how much you're worth it."

At this point, I flipped the CD off, knowing we were all done with
the foreplay.

I leaned back to put my head on a pillow, helping me to be at a
different angle. Rose tugged my hair a little, using my head as
leverage to scoot herself up my body. It didn't really hurt and she
knew that, it was just another hot thing she did to throw me off.

"Emmett, I'm going to let you lick me and give me an amazing
orgasm. I hope you do a good job, baby, because if you do, I'm going
to return the favor and let you have a little fun. If you don't do a
good enough job, I just might have to punish you, and not in a way
you'd enjoy. Are we clear?"

"Fuck yes."

It was just about all I could muster, with her wet fabric covered
slit hovering above my face.

"Good boy."

She ripped away her panties and lowered her body until her knee met
the mattress on the other side of my head and I went straight to
work. I began slowly, licking the entire length down her cunt,
drilling my tongue as deep into her as I could and slipping out to
lick up her lips. I settled on her clit, taking it in my mouth,
flicking back and forth as I moaned against her.

I used a free hand to rip her bra, freeing her bouncing tits for me
to look at. Her hips were bucking against my face; thank god I
don't need to breathe. Hah, I wonder if she's thinking the
same thing? Focus, Emmett, damn it.

I began to place slow kisses around her clit, swiping my tongue out
to run the length of her now and then, knowing I was bringing her
close.

"Rosie, baby, can I please be inside you? This is killing
me."

Yeah, I begged. Rose being in charge was so hot, she could probably
get anything from me at this point.

She smacked me. That bitch. That hot, hot, fucking bitch. I'll
take that as a 'no'.

I sucked one of her lips into my mouth and bit gently, not enough to
cause her pain, just enough to let her feel it. She ground down
against me and I let go with a little laugh, flicking across the top
of her clit again, lighter and faster than before, hoping to take her
up to her peak.

I reached a hand up and slipped it inside of her, slowly, covering it
in her wetness. I withdrew it faster, plunging it back into her a
second time, adding a few fingers.

"Oh, Em, yes.. "

"Be careful, Rosie, you wouldn't want to lose control... "

I was teasing her now, I knew she was just around the corner from
losing herself in pleasure and I'd be able to get my way.

I pulled my fingers out slowly, circling her entrance with my pointed
finger and letting my pinky linger a little farther away from my
face, just to her other entrance. Once she felt me at the outside of
her ass, she again ground down on me, nearly begging. Who am I do
deny Rose?

I moved my pointer, middle and ring finger back inside of her wet
pussy and pressed my pinky into her hot ass. She moaned and I felt
her cum almost immediately. Without taking my fingers out of her, I
moved them back and forth, milking her orgasm, dragging it out as
long as I could, while flicking her clit back and forth between my
lips. I would moan now and then, knowing the vibrations added to her
pleasure.

As soon as I felt her coming down from her high, I gently took my
hand away from her body, placing soft, gentle, loving kisses on her
pussy.

Her body slumped and she slid down, placing her mouth over mine,
tasting herself on my lips, slipping her tongue in to gather more of
her taste.

"mmm, Emmett, you did such a nice job, I think you might deserve a
reward. Might. Do you have any good suggestions?"

I thought for a second. Was Rose really giving me a wide open
permission slip to ask for what I wanted? I flipped us over so that
she was underneath me.

"Well, since you said nothing ever changes earlier, how
about I show you just how much I enjoy things being the same? I know
it might be boring to you, Rose, but there is nothing in the world
like fucking you. I am going to put my cock so deep into you and
make you scream so loud. Is that what you want, Rose?"

I moved my fingers back down to her opening and teased her, knowing
how it would drive her wild.

"Yes, Emmett, I want you to fuck me."

"Okay, Rose, but babe.. I have one condition."

"What? Anything."

Damn, sometimes
I even impress myself.

"Once we're downstairs, with all our siblings around, you get to
refer to me as Emmett The Great again .. for the rest of the night."

She stopped all movement.

Hm, did I cross
the line?

I
slowly moved my finger back inside of her, and I could see her eyes
close, fighting a war inside of herself. She didn't want to give up
control, much less refer to me in a superior way, but what the hell
choice did she have now? The all-powerful Emmett has begun
his work.

She let out a soft moan and pressed her hips up, taking my finger
deeper inside of her.

"Deal. Fuck me. Now." She looked right into my eyes as she
commanded me.

Hell yes.

Never one to want to disappoint, I moved my body on top of Rose's and
quickly slipped my hard cock into her waiting pussy. She writhed and
arched her back, pressing her hips into mine, her nails dragging down
my back.

I took this as a personal challenge and began to really fuck her. I
wasn't like Jasper or Edward, all pansied out, afraid to hurt my
girl; if you beg me to fuck you hard, I am going to nail you, so
that's what I did. I was huffing and puffing as I thrust harder into
her. She began to scream my name (didn't I say I'd make her do
that?) and I could feel her tightening around me.

"Cum, Rosie, cum for me. I want to feel you cum while I fuck you
like only I can."

I knew she liked me to talk dirty, so I obliged and felt her orgasm
as soon as I ended my sentence. All Hail King Emmett.

Not 10 seconds later, I shut my eyes tight and felt my own orgasm
spill out of me, into her.

I fell to the bed beside her and surveyed the room. Only one broken
bed this time; the wall had cosmetic damage from where the posts ran
into it every time I thrust, but that could easily be patched.

We held each other for a few minutes, got dressed and made our way
back downstairs to finish our stupid Christmas cards. Why the
fuck do vamps even need to send these? Shit, how many years can the
Volturi stand getting an annual picture before sending someone to off
us out of annoyance?

EPOV

I looked at Jasper and since he couldn't feel any more lust or anger
rolling out from the house anymore, we decided it was safe to go in.

As we walked in, Emmett and Rose were sitting on the couch, back to
addressing their Christmas card envelopes in silence.

"I don't get it. What exactly happened, Edward?" Bella asked me.

BPOV

Alice leaned over my shoulder and giggled briefly, resting her hand
on me, then whispered "Oh, this is going to be good.. wait until
the end, you're going to love it."

"Rose and Emmett were filling out the Christmas cards and envelopes
when they began to argue." Edward couldn't hold it in anymore and
he began to laugh as he explained.

"Rose.. Rose wanted Emmett to put on a Santa hat while they wrote
them out. She thought it was more festive that way." He was in
full hysterical laughter now, nearly falling on the floor. I looked
at him like he was a lunatic.

"Emmett said no, of course, just like he does every year. This
year, he began to dig himself even deeper into the hole of Rosalie
anger, though, with a few choice comments. Rose whispered into his
ear that, if he wore the Santa hat, he could go upstairs for some fun
afterwards, but I guess he was feeling sassy. Rose ran upstairs, Em
tried to talk to her, something broke, he came back down and then she
came back in, looking wicked and warned me to leave, thankfully. I
could still hear them from outside, so I ran further into the forest
to call you and Jasper, to let everyone know to stay away for a
while. I met up with you guys outside and now here we are.. "

"I can hear it in his head, though, he did it on purpose...
apparently 'hot, angry Rosie' sex is the best... oh, and Emmett is
The King."

"All Hail Emmett The Great" Rose added from the other room.

The four of us collapsed to the floor in a fit of laughter. Just as
we were readying ourselves to sit back up and recompose ourselves,
the front door opened.

Esme and Carlisle passed us by, shaking their heads and laughing
softly. As they went up the stairs, I heard Esme whisper to
Carlisle, "What's gotten into the kids today?"

I saw Emmett nudge Rose from the corner of my eye and she repeated,
loud enough so Esme and Carlisle would hear,

"All Hail Emmett The Great"

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