deduct parasitic politicians as a dependents on our taxes

Because the average citizen is forced to pay unfairly for, parasitic politicians whether in office or not, who continually lie and earn seven figures. The average citizen earning under $75,000 a year should be able to deduct our President, Congress and Senate as dependents. Why should the taxpayer who's struggling to make ends meet be forced to pay for a politician earning seven figures their entire lives? They should pay their "own" way, especially when no longer in office!