Tuesday, 29 June 2010

Oh dear, what a fucking shame. The unelected ex prime mentalist with a penchant for snot gobbling, pant pissing and buffing glass eyes is still awaiting his leaving present from his former Cabinet colleagues fucktards.

And apparently .... get this ..... it's being cited as the reason for his total lack of enthusiasm to keep in touch because they neglected the tradition of having a whip around for him when he stepped down was fucked the fuck off as prime minister. Aww bless, he's feeling unloved and unappreciated.

Well we can't have that now can we. So .... following an excellent suggestion by one of our regular commentors, here, I think we ought to put forward a list of suitable ideas for leaving presents, for the economy fucking, self centered, freedom fucking, decision dodging, war mongering, bully boy of an ex prime mentally mong.

Money no object, we're not paying for a change, the super rich ex-cabinet members can dig into their sizable, tax payer funded pockets for a change ;-)

Some decades ago my Office Manager left, the usual crowd of bum lickers put up a list of staff and how much they had contributed to the Old Cow/Queen Bees' leaving present. Banned's little tick box was notable by it's emptyness, the fucker never did me any favours.

It's hard to recall a Prime Minister so villified in the histrory of the universe, so he'll be remembered for something even though it may not be saviour of the world.I propose to buy him a copy of Tony Blair's memoirs.