Oh, sister !

All righty then, Rebecca! I must say you have a way with words….WARNING: IMAGINATIVE AND HITHERTO UNKNOWN (TO ME) OBSCENITY LIES DIRECTLY AHEAD!
http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will-ever-read
I do agree with the young lady on one count: I (too) would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots.
(but that is a fantasy best left alone)