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Sunday, October 21, 2012

Rumor Has It

And to cement this moment forever in your memory, I bring you the classic dad, mom, and baby pregnancy announcement picture out of objects of decreasing sizes:

Awwwww. I bet you just can't get enough of these!!!

We figured we'd stay in season. The aspens didn't mind. Andy's the fat leaf, by the way. He took one for the team.

We are thrilled to be announcing this miracle. It truly is extraordinary how quickly a baby develops. I am twelve weeks at the time of this post and there is a squirmy little life baking in the Hlushak oven.

This will be a journey for sure. Pregnancy is. . .well, I'm sure you'll get a taste if you keep up with the ruffled heart. On that note, to every woman who has ever been pregnant before I have something to say to you. . .You're Amazing. You have endured one of the craziest, weirdest, most miraculous things on this earth. . .growing a human being. And I'm not even to the birth part yet. I salute you. And you deserve a massage. . .and freshly baked chocolate chip cookies. . .with icecream. . .and a Sonic slushie, because growing a baby is hard.

why do bright and talented young woman resort to child bearing to justify their existance on earth? instead of seeking to help the community or to further their careers, they breed. useless. maybe you don't like your job or have no career prospects..what to do? hmmm... baby! that should keep you busy for oh, about 8 years...then you are back to square one.