March 19, 2014 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Paola! Happy Birthday with love from your sister Maria. By request, here are Gwyneth Paltrow, Britney Spears, and …Take That? Oh, well, you know my heart. And I know you love this video. And that you will love this song forever. It will never age for you. Right? Right? This is how I remember the 90s.

To Emily – Happy Birthday for the third year in a row! Yes, let’s keep our streak going. And let’s definitely stroke your Thor whore – here are Thor and Loki.

And for Susie on your “30th” Benjamin Button birthday – Happy Birthday from Stacy who loves you sooooo much and is sending you “super panther cub power” to counteract the tiger mom that you’re getting…um, what? Explain! But only after you enjoy Tom Hiddleston and Karl Urban.