Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Megan Wants a Millionaire, Episode 2 Recap

I did not even bother to write up a premiere recap to Megan Wants a Millionaire, because frankly it was as boring as it could get. An introduction to some millionaires, some that appear to be insane, some that I think are into guys and not girls, and some that are questionable as far as their 'money' goes.

At any rate, because I liked Megan's witty devious charm in all of the previous reality shows she has been in, I sucked it up, and continued on to episode 2 which aired earlier this week.

In this episode Megan lets her millionaire suitors know that Valentine's Day is her favorite holiday. It's suiting considering it's a show about love, and money. What a perfect holiday to mix in both.

So the guys are presented with a table of a bunch of arts and craft like objects. Megan lets them all know she likes possessions, but she also likes things that come from the heart.

Most of the men ignore the craft table, and instead decide to go all out and buy their own things for her.

Al decides to present to Megan an $8,000 check to a spa. Al however needed to make up for his weird episode last week when he barked at her, and made her spill her drink all over herself. I guess he figured she would be happy with 8k, and all would be forgotten. Turns out his motives were right on the money. Al is redeemed. It only cost 8 grand!

Mr. Mike has a friend who is a designer bring over a fashionable dress for her. Once again she is thrilled.

Another of the contestants decides to use the craft table, and design a bikini for her. Although he did not go all out like the other men, his gift is from the heart.

Shawn who has the blazing pop out eyes, decides to serve naked sushi. Basically he lays himself out on a table, and allows Megan to eat sushi off of his body. He however, is not naked, and he manages to put his tight boxer briefs on inside out.

Garth the sloppy, greasy looking plumber decides to lip sing her a song he had been working on for 2 years. It's some sex mode song, I could not really grasp the lyrics. It did however have a pretty decent beat to it, which I hate admitting. At any rate though, Garth is mad when Megan does not pick him as one of the top 3 gift givers. He claimed he made this song for her (which er... yeah right), and gets offended when he thinks she does not like it.

He decides to storm up to her room later on, where he confronts her for not liking his song. She claims she never said she did not like it, she said that the song was about sex, and was a little too much. Instead of taking things as they are, Garth decides to sing the song again, in slow motion. Ugh.

Garth gets a vibe that she is not feeling him, so decides he is going to leave. Megan confronts him, and he decides to stay.

Anyhow, the 3 men who won the gift giving contest are Mr. Mike, Shawn, and Al. The prize is a ski date with Megan.

After winning the 3 men are told by the narrator of the show that they have the option to purchase gifts on a menu for Megan, or they have the option to go and do their own thing for her. The gifts on the menu include ski themed presents such as Tiffany snow themes jewelery, a jacket, and so on.

Al and Shawn agree to buy everything on the menu for Megan, that they will split the money down the middle, and the gifts would be for both of them. Mr. Mike decides he wants to do his own thing for her.

Al pays with cash, but when Shawn takes out his credit card to pay, he is declined. Al decides to pay for everything, and tells Shawn he can pay him back when he gets the card error situated.

Shawn however never pays him back, in fact, he tries avoiding Al like a plague.

At the ski resort, Al tells Megan how Shawn stiffed him out of the money.

Naturally Megan confronts Shawn about his lack of funds, and Shawn explains it was an error due to the fact that he was traveling, the bank put his money on hold.

At any rate, later on during the elimination ceremony Megan sends home Garth and Shawn. She was going to eliminate the guy who I think is gay (Joe), because she says he is not stepping it up, and that she thinks there is more of a friend connection instead of a romantic one.

Joe begs to stay, and says he will step it up. Megan asks how, and Joe goes in for one of the most wide mouthed rancid kisses I have ever seen in my life. Seriously, it looked like he was about to swallow her face.