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Several times a month, I will be in a store aisle reaching for something and feel a hand going up the inside of my thigh. When I turn around to find myself alone with a woman, and ask her if she would prefer me to hold still so she can get a better feel for the situation, oftentimes she will act "shocked" claiming nothing had happened, it must be somebody else...

Gnosticism includes this idea that there is a spiritual world hidden behind this one, but we forget that we are a part of it because we're distracted by the corrupt material world.

So Discordian Gnosticism suggests that Primal Chaos lies hidden behind all things, but we don't see it because we're distracted by the illusions of order and disorder. (see also: like 30% of the Chao Te Ching)

So Discordian Agnostic Gnosticism suggests that there might be primal chaos hidden behind all things, but we can't really know because how-can-you-know-chaos, and also the word Chaos is just a metaphor we use to try to understand things and that in itself is misleading.

Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.Justice moved my maker on high.Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.Abandon all hope, you who enter here.Dante