People are asking, “Why make a Han Solo prequel movie?” Disney answers, “Where is the money, Lebowski?” So here we are reviewing a movie that doesn’t really have a reason for existing. Or maybe, it exists so that we can review it! Like we do down below.

Show Notes:05:05 – Solo‘s so-low box office performance.07:37 – So much empty fan service.08:18 – There’s no reason for this movie to exist.10:11 – They blew their chance to really inform the character of Han Solo.15:19 – The fabeled Kessel Run.19:15 – When Han met Chewie.22:55 – The weird Lando moment.27:44 – Is this the Disneyfied Star Wars we all feared?28:38 – Donald Glover wasn’t that great, but Alden Ehrenreich was pretty good!31:34 – Mother of Drag-ons.33:59 – Is Cersei from Game of Thrones a blonde or red-head?36:22 – Trump Blonde, now in the hair-colour aisle.37:06 – Shitty cinematography.38:10 – Han definitely shoots first.39:09 – Lando needs a smaller card hider.40:07 – Darth Maul and his baby legs.47:46 – Han was Han for a brief, shining moment.49:15 – Final verdict.