Hypothetical situation mlpg, so you're on the battlefield with Celestia's army, lets say you joined for the 10% gum discount. Anyway you're surrounded, your weapons have been lost in the struggle, luckily one of the soldiers next to you has an indiscriminately large hard on because of a guro fetish. My question is, do you swing using the dick as a handle, or do you hold the rest of the pony and aim with the shaft?

>>10646706>best thing about ramen noodles>my girlfriend did NOT know what they were>so i was making some>and i put the flavouring packet thing on the sink>and she sees the packet>and what SHE sees>is a little condom shaped wrapper>saying "beef flavour"

>>10646917Vectors in the exact same position as the trailer they just released, or vectors made by fans, traced over from the show? Yeah no the animation department they have has proper rigs for them to use.

>>10647326When Twilight is sent back to Equestria, It's the future. Sunset shimmer and blue shield go with her and have to adjust to pony life.Sunset shimmer becomes Celestia's student...and blue sheild tuttles under Shining armour

>>10647421because we haven't met yet, and I don't think she'd appreciate being married before we meet. One must court a lady before making such a proposition: it's only proper.God knows it's hard waiting, though.

>>10647492It's more the super skinny bodies and the fact every one of them wears a short skirt. Basically the way you can successfully market sex appeal to young girls. Obviously you can't have their boobs hanging out.

EG plot twists predictionsSunset Shimmer entered the mirror 1000 years ago before the Crystal Empire disappeared which is how they'll explain why she's never been mentioned.

The Element of Magic isn't stolen because...The mirror doesn't take them to another universe, it creates one based on the contents of their hearts. Upon entering, both Twilight's and Sunset's universes merge and pits them against eachother.

Twilight can't just take the Princess of the Fall Formal crown because in the MLP universe, the title of Princess must be earned. Sunset wants the crown because...

The crown is not the physical Element of Magic, but a figurative representation of the right to be its bearer.

The universes will cease to exist once they both exit the mirror. It's okay though because it was created from the feelings in their hearts. So in a way, Twilight learns that her friends will always be with her regardless of form or universe.

OH FUCK ME IF YOU LET THEM STARVE, THE DEALER FOR THOSE THINGS ONLY GAVE ME ONE FIVE FINGER DISCOUNT.GREAT, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HAVE TO PALM OUT TO REPLACE THOSE NOW!?I AM GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE HIM CASH HAD OVER FIST FOR ENOUGH TO JUST KEEP THE CHANNEL OUT.

>>10647707>Faust gets her eye poked out by twilight>Lauren rips off her wings and tries to fly with it>Human twilight makes an appearance and tries to kill both of them>[Insert 5 minutes of over the top wacky violence]I'd love it

>>10647952About 90% of what you hear is people speculating that it will suck, so, keeping that in mindWe know That its a movie set for release in june, Twilight and spike go through a magic mirror,Twilight becomes a human, spike becomes a dog. She meets human versions of her equestria friends, as well as a guy that's looks like a humanized version of a royal guard.That pretty much covers everything that is not speculation and/or doom-mongering

>>10648081Not him but I may have accidentally acquired a few pony toys in my time.I was drunk and wasn't aware of what I was doing.Or was slinking through the store humming the Mission Impossible theme to the self checkout.

What the fuck? Why wouldn't Twilight just, you know, take the fucking crown off from the asshole who stole it? Punch the bitch in the face and run for it. It's not like we haven't seen the ponies using physical violence against enemies before. Why go through this whole convoluted bullshit about going to highschool and getting a boyfriend and dressing up in pretty skirts and retarded shit like that?

>>10648466Dude, he's go blue colored hair, and the marks are very close.They look pretty similar, though I guess following suit with all the other ponies he would have pure white skin.That's why I say 'similar' and not 'identical'

>>10649456That Derpy model that was posted earlier will be available here:

http://www.shapeways.com/shops/hashbros

sometime next week. Derpy's colours look a little better than the already available Octavia and Vinyl, but it's possible that the screenshot models were created using the less expensive painting option

>>10649419OC's that belong to bronies are instant shit and should be reviled.To love them is to be the brony, and defile the MLPG when you bring that piss here! Like Coke Pony not made by MLPG, but the piss came in and flooded the place with her shit. And the other food ponies came after that, the pizza and the tabasco ponies, all shit from the piss.

But I bet you will defend them, you all love your little piss OC's, you can't abandon them! You love them too much, your little OC's!

>>10649476I dunno about him. You might be right, but he certainly came across as an awful try-hard (along with a few others) which is an instant turn off for me. Maybe it's just overcompensating because of text-based communication through the internet and I'm being prejudiced.

>>10649565I think if you ask Hashbro for the 3d Model he'll give it to you, if it isn't already available. Then you just give that Shapeways and get them to build it for you. The advantage of his shop page is that if a model doesn't work he's able to tweak it, and be directly involved in general

>>10649547>>10649559Well well wellYour waifu will never make your dinnerYou will never take a nice long walk around ponyville with your waifuYou'll never eat dinner together and talk about your dayYou'll never gently cuddle her while she has her tail over your side, gently fanning you.You'll never have a picnic together and watch the sunset togetherYou'll never attend the gala with her

>>10649723i used to laugh at his artistic ability until i find out he is only doing it for a hobby in his spare time while currently attending a nice school getting a useful nonart degree that will make him rich after.

>>10649742They were a little more than fifty bucks. They're currently going for about fourty. That derpy will be solid because what breaks is usually the tail, which, for a standing pony, you can imagine would be quite fragile, on account of how it's connected

>>10649833Okay okay okayYou'll never express your deepest feelings with her and she shares yours with hersYou'll never share good and bad times with each other, become more and more closer to the point where she can tell how you feel with a glanceYou'll never make her breakfast in bed when she's sickYou'll never come her mane or tail