You get all the updates and games, but you are banned from playing a game ever again. Have fun knowing what you can never play.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

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Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:44 pm

Wanderer

Re: Corrupt a Wish

There are now infinite hours in a day. You do not know exactly when you should sleep or when to rest, so everyone lives by an arbitrary schedule. Everyone dies before they see the end of a day.

I wish that I know everything.

Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:47 pm

MapleRatty

Joined: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:14 pmPosts: 842

Re: Corrupt a Wish

You go mad from the knowledge

I wish I could spawn pomengranats

Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:34 pm

KogaShinigami

Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:35 amPosts: 69Location: Between here and there, but more there than here...

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Weird, but granted. You are now a pomengranate tree and are now no longer able to move, speak, or live out you daily life and have lost all your human thoughts. Thus, making you a tree completely.

I wish I was the Egyptian god of Mummification, Anubis, with all his god-like powers, followers, control over others thoughts, feelings and emotions and was playing the "Game" with Kitsune, Dragon, and Pete.

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Fri Nov 02, 2012 12:21 pm

yehoshua

Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pmPosts: 1983Location: Canananada

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you now don't exist.

I wish I could finish school faster.

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Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:00 pm

KogaShinigami

Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:35 amPosts: 69Location: Between here and there, but more there than here...

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Done. Time has pasts over you at an accelerated rate, however this continues reducing your life to seconds.

I wish I was better writer.

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Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:54 pm

yehoshua

Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pmPosts: 1983Location: Canananada

Re: Corrupt a Wish

You get an eternal writer's block.

I wish walls could talk.

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Wed Nov 07, 2012 2:32 pm

KogaShinigami

Joined: Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:35 amPosts: 69Location: Between here and there, but more there than here...

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Done. You are driven insane by the never ending complaining of the walls about how they can't move or eat. Over time, everyone would be driven insane as well, creating a never ending cycle of insanity.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Wed Nov 07, 2012 4:08 pm

Khasimir

Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:28 pmPosts: 30Location: Elsewhere

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted! Altho' it isn't exactly for anything you'd really want....

I wish for a sandwich to give to a hobo.

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Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:57 am

copper

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Joined: Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:18 pmPosts: 6362Location: Florida

Re: Corrupt a Wish

The sandwich makes the hobo sick and he sues you, taking quite a chunk of your family's earnings.

I wish I could play on a Stradivarius.

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Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:40 am

RockstarRaccoon

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

You find one in a shop, and get to play it. It's great! You have tons of fun, until, suddenly, in a fit of clumsiness and stupidity, you break it. You break it so badly that it becomes splinters in your hand. Then the shop owner says "you break it, you buy it!" and you lose all your money on a broken violin and feel really stupid about it.

I wish people would post in the RP section more, so I didn't have to wait days and days to continue playing my crazy characters...

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Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:52 am

Khasimir

Joined: Sun Jul 01, 2012 11:28 pmPosts: 30Location: Elsewhere

Re: Corrupt a Wish

RockstarRaccoon Wrote:

I wish people would post in the RP section more, so I didn't have to wait days and days to continue playing my crazy characters...

Granted; all the main RP threads are now irreversably derailed with OOC spam.

I wish to suffer no more forever.

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Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:12 pm

RockstarRaccoon

Worst Mod EVER!

Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pmPosts: 4597Location: South Florida

Re: Corrupt a Wish

You meet Dr Loboto from psychonauts. He causes you to sneeze out your brain for use in a brain-tank.NEXT!

I wish I could get more work done... >!>;;

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Mon Nov 19, 2012 1:30 pm

Oblivious Adobo

Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:30 amPosts: 62

Re: Corrupt a Wish

you get more work done, but you didn't get it done properly, so now you have to start over.

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Wed Nov 21, 2012 4:15 pm

Dissension

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Well, you have a mansion, all right; the term "palace" might be more fitting. You also have all associated expenses, of course: insurance, taxes, utilities (natural gas, electricity, water, telephone, television, et cetera), and the salary of any employees you elect to hire to keep things running smoothly, such as cleaning staff, gardeners, kitchen staff, maintenance workers, personal staff (butler and/or valet), and security personnel.

I wish people didn't vilify the wealthy. = P

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People no longer vilify them, instead they glorify the wealthy, even pushing to move governments to fascism.I wish to be able to live in one of the first space colonies.

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Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:41 am

RockstarRaccoon

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Joined: Sun Dec 27, 2009 5:50 pmPosts: 4597Location: South Florida

Re: Corrupt a Wish

You are selected to live in a terraforming colony on the distant planet LV-426. As the colony mines deeper into the planet for resources, they unearth an ancient nest of eggs, unleashing a race of parasitic larvae which grows into the perfect killing machine. In space, no one can hear you scream, and you'll be screaming for a looong time...

There are some places in this universe you don't go alone.

Oblivious Adobo Wrote:

you get more work done, but you didn't get it done properly, so now you have to start over.

Well then, I wish I could get the work done PROPERLY!

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Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:28 pm

Oblivious Adobo

Joined: Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:30 amPosts: 62

Re: Corrupt a Wish

You get the work done properly, but apparently the people you work for and/or with don't know how it's suppose to be done, so you never get credit for a job well done.

I wish I had some pumpkin pie.

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Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:33 pm

SirSlappy

Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:16 pmPosts: 139Location: Brussels, Belgium

Re: Corrupt a Wish

You get a pumpkin pie but it stays forever out of your reach, taunting you.

I wish I could travel through time.

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Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:18 pm

0404

Re: Corrupt a Wish

you create an alternative time line that is ruled by dictator I wish I can swim really fast

Tue Nov 27, 2012 5:49 pm

Arjay

Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:31 pmPosts: 91Location: Seattle

Re: Corrupt a Wish

you begin to swim fast, faster then anyone has ever swum before! however, you can't shake this weird sinking feeling... Before you know it, you are hundreds of feet below the surface, and the darkness presses in on you. bubbles flood from your mouth, and you black out.

I wish i could actually sleep for once.crud i can already think of what could go wrong

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Fri Nov 30, 2012 12:12 pm

0404

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you are snowed inI wish this place is moderately hot.

Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:34 pm

Arjay

Joined: Sat Aug 11, 2012 9:31 pmPosts: 91Location: Seattle

Re: Corrupt a Wish

(based on the assumption you mean your hometown)

granted, but, as the snow melts, all that gave your town charm and culture melts with it, and the town is slowly abandoned.I wish Christmas was in July, so it wouldn't interfere with Thanksgiving anymore

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Sun Dec 02, 2012 6:40 am

0404

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted Now Thanks giving interfears with 4th of July. Now you have to eat turky while watching fire works. Wait.. thats kinda awesome thing. I wish my cat was more snugglier

Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:17 am

SirSlappy

Joined: Mon Jan 23, 2012 5:16 pmPosts: 139Location: Brussels, Belgium

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, now your cat is so snugly you can do nothing but stoke them in a hypnotic daze. This happens with everyone it encounters until eventually the whole of Canada is captivated by its snuggelyness, leading it rule the land with an iron paw.

I wish I was less clumsy.

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Mon Dec 03, 2012 1:12 pm

yehoshua

Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pmPosts: 1983Location: Canananada

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Suddenly gravity does not affect you, leaving you to float aimlessly and appear just as clumsy as before.I wish my hands weren't so sweaty.

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