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Had I known then what I know now, I would never have opened my browser to navigate to the unfathomable menace of <lj user="jwz">'s blog. Even now, I can hear in my mind the faint, distant squeaking of an inflated form rubbing against itself, and I fear that the creature comes closer with every passing heartbeat. But before it comes, I will set out to lay down my experience in cold black and white, reassuring ink on paper...

She would be screaming in horror... if she truly knew what was occuring. However... it would appear that the magnificent creature has put her in some sort of mind-numbing daze, or is perhaps torturing her brain itself in some sort of other dimention. Perhaps the sheer horror of it all has turned her into a vegetable. I hope I never know.