What if you threw a party and four of the world's most sought after women showed up decked out to the nines? That question is so incredibly hypothetical to every instance of my own personal party history that I'm going to simply answer, I melt into a big ball of goo and cry. It's a reasonable forecast.

V Magazine held a fancy soiree in Paris for Fashion Week and luscious lust inducing supermodels Barbara Palvin, Emily Ratajkowski, Stella Maxwell, and Gigi Hadid showed up, all looking like a million damn dollars. Or a billion in their foursome faptastic prowess. They don't look like they were exactly living it up and shaking their booties at the party, but you can only expect so much from these runway phenoms who spend the Fashion Week triple booked for work and parties. I'd gladly rub their sore feet. No, not with my hands. Ladies, call me on one of those silly French public phones. Merci. Enjoy.