Danger dog had me until they said "and mayo!", mayo should never be on anything, mayonase is an ingredient at best not a condiment, it's litteraly the taste of getting fat."Because you're having to remove an ingredient maybe it's not for everyone", get a room of 100 people and at least one person will find a problem with each of the ingredients on all the dogs, for instance tons of people are going to have an issue with any dog involving pork, so following your logic only all beef Frank's should've made it to the end, except people of the Hindu religion can't eat beef so you start to lean towards veggie dogs since some people don't eat meat at all, but then you realize many people who eat meat hate fake meats, so the closest thing to a solution I can come up with is a turkey dog and honestly that sounds terrible to me, meanwhile I still think mayonase is disgusting and know many people who just hate spicey things, and my overall point here is how dare you hate tomatoes the most delicious fruit in existence!