Dumbest Thing I Read All Day (from Townhall, Obviously)

The redoubtableThers at Whiskey Fire caught this one, but, boy howdy, does it ever deserve wider circulation. In fact, it ought to be fastened to the back of every pinhead who writes for a wingnut website for a living, right next to the permanently affixed "Kick Me, I'm A Douche" placard.

Really, you will all labor your lives away in vain and not approach the stunning heights of oxygen-deprived stupidity contained in this one paragraph:

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In the 1930's and 1940's, there were several great migrations in the United States. The migration from the Great Plains to California was captured in the John Steinbeck novel about the Joad family. Many families moved from the rural south to the industrialized north for work. Just because you have lived your whole life in one area of the country doesn't mean you are stuck there.

The fking Dust Bowl.

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A golden era of upward mobility and economic advancement.

In fact, you can get laid off at the tire plant and get a job tomorrow butchering American history and great American literature at a heavily financed wingnut welfare chop shop that's been built only recently on the sunlit shores of...