A guy runs around a desert, chats up some girls and falls in a canyon, somehow trapping his arm under a rock. He runs out of water, drinks his own piss, sees a giant Scooby-Doo and then cuts off his arm because his unborn son told him to.

An old geezer kidnaps an Italian plumber who likes to dress in Green by teleporting him through a TV screen, then the plumber is used as a slave to capture ghosts with a piece-of-crap house cleaning device. xD

Skype is a reliable VOIP service that allows you to send and receive IM's with next to no delay, and also allows users to perform lag-free voice calls. It also uses virtually no CPU so you can keep it running in the background...

A sitcom that premiered in 2003. It revolves around a manwhore, his cheapskate brother, and HIS ding-dong son. The characters have terrific chemistry, and while the humor is raunchy, the writing is top-notch, and it is overall a funny show.

A girl who shows absolutely no emotion kills people in a Battle Royale environment. She then does it again. Then she kills more people. She cant decide between a hot guy and a ugly guy. Her sister dies. She kills a President.Two, actually. She picks the ugly guy.

The end.

I have recited/quoted this post so much that I actually forgot it was an OMB post.

A couple walks (very smartly) into a castle that the sign very clearly says they should stay out of. They crash a messed up party and find Tim Curry in a fishnet, which is pretty traumatizing. He lets them stay (despite his decision to put warning signs outside) and they get to see him bring his singing swede to life. Then Meatloaf gets mad into actual meatloaf, which they eat after their science teacher shows up. Then Tim Curry in a fishnet turns them into statues after comparing Janet to a pencil, and they do stuff on a stage until the butler shows up and kills everyone.

A girl who shows absolutely no emotion kills people in a Battle Royale environment. She then does it again. Then she kills more people. She cant decide between a hot guy and a ugly guy. Her sister dies. She kills a President.Two, actually. She picks the ugly guy.

The end.

I have recited/quoted this post so much that I actually forgot it was an OMB post.

TerrariaYou fight a giant eye/mouth thing, a worm (or a brain depending on whether your world has an evil purple biome or a red gore one), a massive bee, a big slime wearing a crown and with a ninja costume in it, a flying cursed skeleton , made of only two arms and a head, and then a LITERAL WALL OF FLESH summoned by killing your first friend in the game. By dropping a voodoo doll in magma. In hell.Did I forget to mention you enter a dungeon, mine up meteor crash sites, look for 'heart crystals' underground and collect stars from the sky?Oh yeah, and when you kill that flesh-wall-thing shit gets real....ill end it there before it gets complicated