The Maguine’s long arm shot out from the big hole and grabbed Joe by the neck. It started to drag him back to its lair as Joe kicked and squirmed and gasped for air. The arm was as bloody as a vampire’s sanguine tooth and smelled like a rancid cesspool of excrement.

Luke and Rory took their vacuum cleaners and turned them on to maximum suck! The arm started to melt as it was sucked into the powerful machines. Joe was released but didn’t move.

They tried to suck up the Maguine’s arm but the Maguine’s strength was too great. Every time they sucked up the sticky fluid, it came back out. Luke gave Rory his vacuum.

“Cover me!” Luke cried and ran to Joe to examine him. Rory held up the two vacuum cleaners and combined their power. The Maguine’s arm amazingly got sucked up.

“Yes!” Rory exclaimed. “I’ve found a way to destroy the Maguine!”

Luke frowned sadly. Joe was pushing up daisies.

“I need more suckers!” Rory yelled as he fought against the behemoth’s lengthy appendage.

Luke grabbed Bob and Joe’s vacuums and threw them to Rory.

The four vacuum cleaners combined into a Super-Sucker which sucked up the Maguine with speed. The Maguine screamed painfully as the Super-Sucker ate him up.

Then suddenly… *CRASH!*

The Maguine emerged before the teeny tiny human beings. The freak was a tremendous horror of filth and gore. It filled half of the sewer pipe with its blood-soaked frame. It stank of rotten beefcake and swollen durian.

It moved like a bat out of hell towards Rory and Luke, its massive maw expanded to swallow them whole. In a flash, Rory aimed the Super-Sucker at the dumb brute.

“Take that, you nimrod!” he yelled.

The Maguine roared in agony as the Super-Sucker drank him mouth-first. He was almost pushing up daisies too, when somebody screamed.

“Help me! Help me! Help me!”

“Jenny!” Luke cried and ran to the voices.

Just then, the Maguine’s foot zoomed out and grabbed poor Luke by the arm.