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I’m not sure who the first girl was who agreed to take off her top and hold her own tits for the camera, but add her to the list of unsung heroes throughout history. I’d place her just below... READ MORE

This never ending water company chorus line is still your best shot to move from Carl’s Jr. cute fry girl to hey, I have 45,000 men who masturbate to me on Twitter, let me work your car show status.... READ MORE