Top 10 Weirdest Celebrity Baby Names

Top 10 Weirdest Celebrity Baby Names

What exactly were these celebrity parents thinking?

-Carolyn French

While the majority of parents pick mainstream names for their children such as Jacob, Michael, Emily and Sophia, A-listers often opt to blow our feeble little minds with such fantastical titles as Blanket Jackson.

Just why do celebs seem hell-bent on giving schoolyard bullies a reason to mess with their brood? One theory is that the Hollywood elite is SO incredibly self-obsessed that they attempt to outdo each other by giving their kids increasingly kooky names. Either that, or they want the public to know just how superior they are to the average Joe down the block.

As Dr. Nancy Irwin, PsyD, C.Ht explains: “Their worst nightmare would be to be confused with someone else. A really unusual, distinctive name sets them apart clearly.”

Ok, I just want to know what these people were thinking when they named their children. Crimefighter? Reallllly? And the Georges? You know they don’t call each other George so they have to scream numbers at one another … and Princess? Wow