The rules of relationships (idea)

Having just recently gotten back into the land of No Longer Single, I have discovered a few basic rules which seem to apply:
1.You never really realize how much you are enjoying being single until you are once again involved in a relationship.

The most fun is when you are just getting involved and you realized the joys of being single, which, for some reason, you can't see when you are single, and you think to yourself, "Oh no. What have I done? This is going to suck. Hey, I know, I'll make her think I'm insane." Then, after having gone to great lengths to make this person think that you're nuts and you would be better off in a mental hospital than a relationship, she's still there. In the cyclopean vortex of confusion that follows her still being around, you usually get confused enough that you start thinking irrationally, and get pulled unerringly into the plane of Significant Otherdom. Congratulations, you're now in that relationship that you've been whining about wanting for the last six months.