Archive for July, 2007

Abie PhibinLaden Bowfinger is an Irish “comic” who thinks that pretending he’s Jesus and mocking the War On Terror is funny. It ain’t. He’s doing a show called Jesus: The Guantanomo Years which is just about all you need to know about it. He got a hold of me and asked me if he could come on the HOBG and don’t think he didn’t know what he was doing. But like the other lie-berals who want to take a shot at God, he just come off like a idiot!

Just letting y’all know that the Hour of Bein’ Good is gonna be from 1pm – 2pm on Wednesday 7/25 this week.

I’m gonna have some potato-eating Irish atheist who’s doing a show called Jesus: The Guantanamo Years in Somerville, MA. Not only is does this guy make fun of the War on Terror but he mocks our brave fighting boys who guard the dangerous Iraqi terrorists that blew up the World Trade Towers.

It is a rare thing when you meet someone so Godly that it humbles you. C. C. Davis, who helps out on Baptists For Brownback is one of those people. He was kind enough to give up almost forty-five minutes out of his day to talk with me about Sen. Brownback, visitation by angels and reclaiming wholesome entertainment, like Judy Garland, taken over by homos.

Some snotty lie-beral recently asked me which of God’s commandments does Henry Potter break. Most lie-berals can’t even pick up a Bible without burning their fingers so it ain’t much of a stretch to believe that, unlike Republicans, this guy couldn’t even name one commandment.

With release of the last movie in the Henry Potter series coming out, a lot of Christians are probably gonna need to answer that question. This applies to parents talking to parents about why they won’t let their child get indoctrinated into the Satanic cult of Henry Potter and to the kids trying to fend off the ignorant classmates that try to drag them into the pit of Hell.

So as a service to Christians and a warning to sodomites, here’s a chart listing the commandments that Henry Potter breaks. Y’all might wanna print it out and stick it in your purse or your back pocket for easy access.

Which of the Ten Commandments Does Henry Potter Break?

Commandment

Broken By Henry Potter?

Commentary

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

It don’t matter if you’re Islam, Boo-dist, or any other of the fake religions established by Satan to throw folks off the straight and narrow path to Jesus, there ain’t no way that y’all can say that Henry Potter don’t break this commandment. As a matter of fact, Jesus don’t even come up one time in all of the books. So many of the sodomites that visit this site falsely accuse STR of not being rigorous enough about checking stuff out. I’m gonna bet that if I read those books (which I don’t plan on cuz I’d rather go to Heaven, thank you) I’d find not one reference to Jesus Christ as the Lord and Savior of Mankind or any reference whatsoever to the consequences involved for the heathen, whores and heretics who “attend” this “school”. Not one.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth:

If y’all need this one spelled out for you, then I can only guess you were born a crack baby. It’s been proven time and time again – witchcraft depends on graven images to work right. It’s about turning your back on God and mocking his commandments. From bewitching the public into voting for lie-berals to human sacrifice, none of that can be done without some kind of statue or some other such evil item.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain: for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

Again, y’all got to be retarded if you try to argue about this one. The goal of witchcraft is the same as the goal of al Qaeda – to destroy Christianity. Neither of them respect Jesus or God. I have it on high authority that casual use of God’s name in vain runs rampant through the Henry Potter series.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

“ ‘I’d love to help you out with the human sacrifice, Hagrid,’ said Henry, ‘but it’s Sunday and I have to got to church.’ “ ‘There ain’t no God, Henry,’ Hagrid grumbled as he strode off to the altar in the basement.” You never read that passage in Henry Potter ‘cuz it don’t exist. There ain’t one reference to any of the students or faculty of Hogsworth School Of Magic going to church because they worship Satan. Satan don’t believe in the Sabbath, so that’s another commandment broken.

5. Honour thy father and thy mother

Henry Potter’s parents are murdered right in front of him and he doesn’t lift a finger to stop it. I can’t wait to see how y’all try to twist this around to prove that allowing your parents’ death somehow honors them. I’ve asked this question to the STR staff and ain’t none of us has been able to twist the facts to fit this commandment.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

And that’s killing in the active or passive sense so right off the bat Henry Potter’s breaking the fifth commandment means that he also broke this commandment.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

He ain’t married yet, but you can bet that he don’t believe in monogamy. Marriage is just another thing that witches laugh it. “One man for one woman?! Ha ha ha!” He already started down the road to miscegenation with that slant-eyed Vietnamese girl. And then he starts trying to have sex with his best friend’s sister! As reported here previous, the last movie in the series is rumored to have an explicit gay sex scene. It’s only a matter of time before “Mr. Morality” starts cheating on his common-law wife with animals and furniture.

8. Thou shall not steal.

I ain’t even gonna waste my time on this one.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

Witches like nothing better to do than lie. It don’t matter what they lie about. That’s the witch code – if you can do the crime, make somebody else do the time. A friend of mine in the Promise Keepers told me about a time when he got locked up prison on an intent to murder charge because this witch he was dating called the cops on him during an argument.

This is pretty much the genesis of all of the other sins. Witches are too lazy to even figure out what’s important to them personally, so instead they go around looking at everything everbody else got and lies, cheats, steals, idolizes and has sex with it once they get it, using God’s name in vain the entire time.

Y’all probably know that Crosstalk America is one of my favorite shows. Vic, Jim and Ingrid present the issues of the day in a Christian perspective that don’t pussyfoot around the fact that America will end up in Hell if they don’t cut out all the sinning. And it’s one of the few shows that lets Christians talk about the issues rather than just making them listen like sheep. I respect Dr. Dobson but sometimes he could use a reality check from the general populace.

The phone lines for CA (as I call it) get jammed up pretty quick, so you coulda knocked me over with a feather when I heard, “Welcome to Crosstalk, Billy”!

The subject was how so-called “Chrisitans” would rather win the White House in 2008 and roast in Hell rather than stand up for the rights of pre-borns, stop homosexuality in our lifetime and to keep a good sized cache of firearms and ammo to protect our freedoms. But it quickly turned into a discussion of what a disgraceful and lying agent of the Pope that Rudy JEWliani is.

Either way, I thank God that I had the chance to throw in my two cents!

We may only have one more July 4th before lie-berals give the country over to the towelheads. I’m still hoping that we can change the Constitution to let President Bush finish the War on Terrorism. Dumbo-crats just ain’t got no clue. They had the chance to stop Terrorism but instead they didn’t do nothing on purpose just to make Republicans look bad. It’s ain’t right!

Also, I talk about Scooter Libby’s pardon and how President Bush just keeps showing he is truly a compassionate conservative!

Folks, I’m just about ready to spit! It’s taking every single ounce of my faith in Jesus Christ not to cuss. These commie, hippie, socialists that run this “myspace” thing have crossed over the line! Y’all might have to click on the picture to see it, but on my profile there is something that asks “Are You Johnny Depp?” HECK NO, I AM NOT JOHNNY DEPP!!! I don’t even want that traitorous, brie-eating, psuedo-Frenchman’s name anywhere CLOSE to mine!! I’ve been pushing to have his citizenship revoked since he hates America so much that he can’t even stand to live here and lives in sin with some cheese-eating surrender monkey spawn!!

This is just another instance of how the lie-berals fight against everything and everyone that is decent in this world!! I hope that y’all will write that Tom guy and tell him that he better shape up or go back to Russia!!