One day, two University of Georgia students were out turkey hunting for Thanksgiving. One of the students starts having a stroke and he thinks he is dieing, and he passes out. The other kid calls the police and says: "Hello, I think my partner here is dead - he isn't moving or anything." The operator replies: "Ok, its ok, go up to him and make sure he is dead." You hear a silence then all of a sudden you hear...BOOM! BOOM! The student comes back on the phone and says: "Yah, I took care of that, what now?"

An FSU grad sees an ad for a $99 cruise. So, he goes down to the travel agent and shells out his money. The travel agent hits him over the head with a baseball bat, stuffs him in a sack, throws him out the back window onto a raft and cuts the raft loose. The FSU grad wakes up to find himself adrift, along with another FSU grad. The first FSU grad says "I hope they serve dinner on this cruise." The second FSU grad replies, "They didn't last year."

The FSU football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?" All of the players raised their hands. "The appeal," they shouted with Seminole pride.