Props to your understanding of Teemo. I just read his lore recently and was like oh whut. That obnoxious lil critter yukking it up on the battlefield isn't as cute as he seems, and don't you just know it.

Also I was actually really worried for him for a moment when he thought he may have poisoned himself. I was like, where is this going to go!?

(And to comment on something in another review, your description for this fic, along with "Teemo" "horror" is what hooked me. I'm glad I took the bait.)

you get a 9.98/10 hahaha. best fic I've read in the fandom so far. my only gripe is the apparent lack of servants. kat lives in a manor right? and the corwnguards are pretty important people too. you can't tell me that they maintain the whole household WHILE they're off accomplishing their duties you know HAHAHA

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, fic is so spot on I could like down and cuddle it forever. fluffy when it needs to be, not afraid to be dark, and the drama doesn't go too over the top. I fucking love it

Yeah! At last Teemo fic that treats him seriously. Or where he's not gay... -_- But seriously, I enjoyed this fic ;)
The thing that scares off people from your fics are kinda odd descriptions, especially on Uncanny. Just put more info into them.