MASH (MASH) S1 E13 'Edwina'

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0:01:07:- Heading this way. - Okay, everybody, this is it. 0:01:10:Ten seconds. Nine, eight,0:01:13:Light it. 0:01:15:seven, six, five,0:01:18:four, three,0:01:22:two, one. 0:01:24:Zero! 0:01:26:- Surprise! - Happy birthday! 0:01:29:[ Voices Overlapping ] 0:01:32:- [ Gasps ] - Happy birthday, Eddie. Surprised? 0:01:36:Oh! Wow! 0:01:39:We arranged that double ward duty just so you'd be kept busy. 0:01:43:We even hid all the bedpans just to make sure. 0:01:45:Blow out the candles. 0:01:53:[ All Laughing ] 0:01:55:Oh, I — I'm so sorry. 0:01:57:- It's no problem. - Did you make a wish? 0:02:00:- Oh, yes, I — - No, don't tell us what it is, or it won't come true. 0:02:05:Uh, may I make a toast? 0:02:08:No. But how about a farewell address? 0:02:10:Actually, I have a wish to propose — 0:02:12:- a wish that very soon we'll all be united with our loved ones. - Beautiful thought, Major. 0:02:16:Let's just hope nobody's wife or husband finds out about it. 0:02:21:Come on. Get to the loot. 0:02:23:- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That one's ours. 0:02:25:- We're first. We're first. - The pink one. 0:02:27:""To Eddie. Keep an eye on your brass. 0:02:30:Everyone else does."" 0:02:35:- Oh, oh, oh. - Oh, thank you. 0:02:37:[ Hawkeye ] That's brass polish, so drink it slowly. 0:02:40:Thank you. Thank you. 0:02:43:Here, here. 0:02:46:Uh, please. Allow me. 0:02:50:Thank you, Major. 0:02:57:The Ten Commandments! 0:03:00:Autographed? 0:03:04:""To Eddie. For your own protection. 0:03:07:From the girls."" 0:03:12:- It's a bulletproof girdle. - [ All Laughing ] 0:03:15:[ Clearing Throat ] 0:03:18:Did you wanna say something, Henry, or are you just hoping for a free tonsillectomy? 0:03:22:As commanding officer,0:03:24:I believe it falls to me to say a few words. 0:03:27:- # For she's a jolly good fellow # - Little did I dream... 0:03:30:- # For she's a jolly good fellow # - when I was a medical student... 0:03:32:- # For she's a jolly good fellow # - that one day,0:03:35:- I would be in command — - #Which nobody can deny # 0:03:40:#Which nobody can deny # 0:03:42:#Which nobody can deny # 0:03:45:- # For she's a jolly good fellow # - I'm — I'm sorry. 0:03:48:- # For she's a jolly good — # - I'm sorry! 0:03:50:- Eddie! - [ Radar ] What's the matter? 0:03:55:I knew you shouldn't have made that speech, Henry. 0:03:58:I'm okay, Margie, really. 0:04:01:It's just that song. 0:04:03:"" For She's AJolly Good Fellow."" 0:04:06:Well, I'm not jolly and I'm not a fellow. 0:04:12:Margie, I am 28 years old,0:04:16:and I have never... 0:04:19:had someone to care for me. 0:04:22:It takes time for the right guy to come along. 0:04:25:Oh, he's come and gone. 0:04:31:- He's very handsome. - Mmm. 0:04:33:It's not a good picture. Seymour Chomkey. 0:04:37:- Nice name. - Oh, it's a terrible name,0:04:40:but "" Mrs."" sounds so nice in front of it. 0:04:43:Well, it would have, that is. 0:04:45:We were engaged for almost two years. 0:04:47:And then Seymour was drafted. 0:04:49:I will never forgive North Korea for starting up. 0:04:54:I wrote to him every day,0:04:57:and he answered promptly once a month... 0:05:00:for the first month. 0:05:02:And then, nothing. 0:05:05:So I joined up too. 0:05:07:I thought maybe if I became a nurse, well,0:05:09:I might meet someone like Seymour,0:05:12:save his life, and he would be so grateful that —