because knowledge. that's why.

10/07/14

the government once claimed that hooters discriminates against men because it hires big-breasted female waiters. the equal employment opportunity commission only dropped its complaint after hooters ran a commercial showing a hairy male server wearing hooters’ sexy (I mean skimpy) uniform.” great. I think. waiiiit…

the last cipher from the zodiac killer, a 340 character code sent to newspapers in 1969, remains unsolved.

murderers in medieval ireland were given to the deceased’s family as slaves if they failed to pay a hefty fine to buy their freedom. the family could then legally kill the murderer themselves. how…fair………yeeeeesh

there’s testing going on of a new birth control method for men that has had a 100% success rate in test subjects so far. developed by an indian doctor, it works similar to an ‘on off’ switch, and would afford countless families across the globe an incredibly cheap method to control the size of their families. YES. LET’S DO THIS. is there a kickstarter campaign I can support with all my imaginary money somewhere???