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Goat Simulator: Payday is the most criminally realistic goat simulation yet! Starring 4 new main thugs – A flying flamingo, a wheelchairing dolphin, a spitting camel and a goat that’s just really handsome.

Dodge the police by stealing and driving other people’s cars, because it’s too expensive to buy your own.

– FOUR AWESOME NEW MAIN GOATS, seriously these guys are like they’re from an Al Pancake movie. – One can fly and control people’s brains, another can climb any surface with a wheelchair and a third can spit water that it stores in it’s back. Disgusting. – PRANKNET – a database filled with stupid “jobs” for your crew to do. But who cares. They pay well. – Buy masks to disguise your identity so that the police won’t catch you. Or just to look cool. – There are like 14 new mutators to unlock. I’m not even kidding. So many. – Did I say that you can steal and drive cars?