Queen #1: What the fuck, girl, did you not look in the mirror before walkin' out da house? Those shoes do not match that shirt!Queen #2, with sass: You obviously did look in the mirror, because that shirt (points at dark yellow shirt) matches your teeth perfectly.

Latina mother to Asian man, quickly and in Spanish: I'm going to 82nd Street, do I have to get off to switch to a local train?Asian man: What?Latina mother, astonished and in perfect English: You don't speak Spanish?

Girl #1: Oh my god! What happened to your face?!Girl #2, with black eye: I got pimp-slapped.Girl #1: What does that mean?Girl #2: You know, like when a ho gets out of line, her pimp backhands her. You know, like “bitch, where's my money?!” (pauses) Smack!Girl #1: What? You were slapped by a pimp?Girl #2, annoyed: No! Ugghh, Derek* hit me!Girl #1: I don't get it, I thought he was a lawyer.Girl #2: You are such a fucking idiot… You're buying me lunch.