Saturday

Insiders know the best time to raid Barneys is just before the goods get transferred to the Warehouse Sale—hit up the store now for riffraff-free shopping on the last weekend you'll find 60-75% off designer duds.

Saturday

A cultured evening of movie soundtracks—Italian composer Ennio Morricone conducts his famous movie scores from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Cinema Paradiso, The Untouchables, as well as other Polanski, Stone and Tarantino flicks. Bring your own popcorn.

Sunday

For the first three hours, only women are allowed to get soused on free cocktails, chocolates, strip-tease lessons and massages. But at 10pm, doors open to the gentlemen to enjoy the masses of well-liquored, well-fed and well-rubbed women. We've heard this before, but no matter. Thank you, Madame X. Thank you.