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Nah, it's the extremely rare black-spotted miniature zebra humming-hawk, typically found only deep in the Amazon rain forest and/or Antarctica. How one ended up on your door jamb* is a mystery for the ages. Perhaps you need to contact the Guinness world record people.

If you do three stitches and you have to go to the bathroom, hold it. You'll never know where you left off.If you have to pee, hold it. Take the dog out first. It's not playtime. Debbie, from the Knit Shoppe.

Why are you so fat, please? unamed 5 yo

Knit what you want. Even if it's crocheted.

When it says "left front", it means "left front when you have it on," NOT "left front as you're looking at it." Yet another hard-earned lesson, and I'm happy to share it. Yarnhog

...after all, laundry will never really be done... but, if I keep at it, my sweater will... TammyKnits