Recipes For Success

Fargo, ND – A chronic shoplifter who recently was caught stealing twenty items from the West Acres Mall has been given an unusual sentence for her crime. A creative judge has handed Hope Flirts a punishment of twenty...

Fort Collins, CO – One of the first settlers to the Colorado area was Dr. Cooper Smith. In fact, he named the state after his horse whose name was Colorado. Having been interested in brewing beer since he was a young boy,...

Moorhead, MN – In an effort to explain why the Red River Diversion project is still only in the early planning stages, there will be a public meeting to answer questions from frustrated citizens. One question might be:...

Hot Springs, SD – An angry elderly woman is suing the makers of a hot sauce called The Ghost for being too darn hot! Ms. Osucha Hogsett claims that after putting just a small portion of The Ghost hot sauce on her enchilada,...

Buffalo, ND – After being raised by a large family of buffalo as a young child, a North Dakota man is ready to represent his state in Washington, DC. Joe Tatanka, who now wallows in the town of Buffalo, North Dakota,...

Vaticano – After endless stories of sexual abuse gradually see the light of day, many people, when they now think of the Catholic Church, primarily see it as an institution cloaked with chronic, criminal, pedophiliac...

Holyoke, Colorado – At Holy Crap Church, members and guests are encouraged to just be themselves. If you like to swear a lot, then Holy Crap Church is for you. The head pastor at Holy Crap Church is Rev. Ralph Coy. Reverend...

Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...

Lizarda, Brazil – While in South America giving speeches about Global Warming, Algore has reportedly begun changing into what appears to be a reptile. Local Brazilian newspapers are now referring to the Climate Change...

Medora, ND – If you’re planning on attending the Medora Musical in Western North Dakota, you obviously have not done your homework. The FM Observer rates the Medora Musical the most over-hyped and under-whelming...