I'm just going to start quoting lines here because she's preaching to the choir right now.

“I saw a side to him that I didn’t really like. The whole night was just a disaster.” GIRL WELCOME TO DAY ONE WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

“I hope he did not think that went well. I really hope that he did not think that was a good date.” HAHAHA OH BUT OF COURSE HE DID.

“Every time I tried to talk about feelings or something in my past, it was always him trying to tell stories about him and not once did he ask about me.” My question is: how has a district attorney never met a narcissist before?

“The name dropping” What names do Juan Pablo know other than his own? Camila’s?

“He didn’t really care,” Well that is just a siren alert.

“Was I an idiot? Was I blind? Was I just trying to be as open as possible?”