Laughter And Diabetes? HA HA, HUH?

…Use to be when I was feeling down, I would turn to old faith ful, REESES, and with a peanutty-chocolatey mustache..Id GRIN !! Now that mustache has been "Groomed" .(so to speak) So for myself and to help others here,I looked intoother ways to uplift our spirits-not UPlift our sugars. (I still LOVE YOU OLD FAITHFULL) What Im finding makes simple sense, we know that stress can cause or complicate Diabetes, and other diseases. It makes sense that the opposite would help..LAUGHING..HA_HA!! Its cheaper TOO.. What I would like to do now is begin a list,with your own or a Googled, Funniest diabetic joke or ? Anything..LLets Put the research/theory to TEST HERE..POST Sites that You found that are related too if you feel like it…

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After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn't know any better and trying to make him feel as uncomfortable as possible. He finally started writing out the ticket, but had to keep swatting at some flies buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there are ya?"

The trooper paused to take another swat and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they are. I've never heard of circle flies."

The farmer was pleased to enlighten the cop. "Circle flies are common on farms. They're called circle flies because you almost always find them circling the back end of a horse."

The trooper continues writing for a moment, then says," Hey, are you trying to call me a horse's behind?"

"Oh no, officer." The farmer replies. "I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers for that."

"That's a good thing," the officer says rudely, then goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer added, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

Nancy was driving home on Black Friday when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road outside Albuquerque, New Mexico. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a lift.

With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Nancy tried in vain to make conversation with the Apache woman.

The old Apache looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Nancy.

'What's in the bag?' asked the old woman.

'It's a bottle of gin that I got for my husband.'

The Apache woman was silent for another minute or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade."

And I wanted to add this and then Ill post a FUNNY; Just because we laugh at diabetes from time to time doesn't mean we don't take it seriously, and it certainly doesn't mean we don't want you to take it seriously. We just want you to keep your sense of humor alive because it's virtually impossible to have a humorous attitude toward something and at the same time to feel angry and resentful toward it.June Biermann: The Diabetic's Total Health Book

A - None. They will just use the light from their pumps.This below is from ? have to find link islets of humor?From other post ;Three guys(a regular Joe Blow,a musician, and a diabetic) walk into a bar.

The J.B. orders a beer. The musician orders a scotch on the rocks. The diabetic orders a diet coke.

Half a dozen beers later,the J.B. climbs up on the the bar and begins belting out a drunken melody. Soon, people begin to leave the bar. More people leave, until only the musician, the diabetic, and the bartender remain. The J.B. changes his pitch, and the musician claps his hands over his ears and rushes out. Only the diabetic remains, and he calmly finishes his diet coke, seemingly unfazed by the horrible caterwauling. Eventually, the J.B. gets tired of singing and shuffles out of the bar. The bartender asks the diabetic why he didn't leave.

"Wrong type of key tone" replies the diabetic.

(yeah, pretty lame but its my first attempt at creating a diabetes joke..)