re: How can you find out if someone is lying about being single? (Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:14 pm to The Mick)

There's no good way, he can only tell her that he thinks the guy is suspicious. But from what I know, a chick that is willing to date a guy that can only meet at lunch probably doesn't give a frick whether or not he's married because he's either A. packing an 8 inch unit or B. rich.

re: How can you find out if someone is lying about being single? (Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:18 pm to Chris Farley)

quote:I'm pretty interested in how he's going to make his friend aware of this information.

"So, Becky, I found out via a bunch of strangers on the Internet that your lunch time boyfriend may or may not be married. "

:friendzoned

Pretty sure he's already there. of course he could use this to get out of the friend zone. If she gets pissed about it he could just man up and say "Listen, I didn't like you banging that dude becuase I want to get up in it and he was in the way." or if he's a pussy "Becky, I know it probably wasn't any of my business but I've had feelings for you for a long time and I couldn't watch you go down that path."

Either he gets the secks or she doesn't speak to him anymore. Either way, out of the friend zone.

re: How can you find out if someone is lying about being single? (Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:18 pm to TigersRuleTheEarth)

Whats with the sympin? This hoe already knows hes married, she enjoys the attention and thrill. Quit minding in the affairs of others and work on your game because men dont gaf about a hoe. Boys like you are whats wrong with society. Dude aint a creep, married women and women in general have more than one man at a time. TRTE how would you like it if I post a pic of your mom/gf/sister on the OT holding a sign hello, hows my dick taste with my children cliffhanging from their chin? Stop that white knight shite or do what feels natural and gobble some dick.

re: How can you find out if someone is lying about being single? (Posted on 5/7/13 at 1:29 pm to The Mick)

I googled our creep and there are posts about him on cheaterville.com and badboyreport.com both referencing his wife (same name I came up with earlier)...

fricked up thing is the posts are bashing the wife saying that our creep was married when he started cheating WITH her.... apparently the wife started the threads about him on those sites. If this is the right buy then OP's friend is dealing with a real scum bag.

re: How can you find out if someone is lying about being single? (Posted on 5/7/13 at 2:08 pm to Mr. Allman)

quote:Where's the OP? We neeeeeeeed him

Probably out doing friendzone shite like holding her purse and buying her shite while trying to formulate some magical plan of a big reveal and her realizing she is in love with him and wants to frick and get married.

re: How can you find out if someone is lying about being single? (Posted on 5/7/13 at 3:44 pm to Mr. Allman)

quote:So much promise

I know. So dissapointing.

quote:Oh, and also, it says the wife is 5'5 and 300 pounds

Apparently this dude is into fat chicks. Which means that the OPs friend is probably a fatty or ugly as frick. Which means that the OP is all butthurt that some fat chick put him in the friend zone for a married scumbag.