I think we should take a page of the book of whoever named the UA All-American white team "Nitro" and use names of American Gladitors. Michigan and Ohio shall be in Lace, with the Wiscy and Penn State in Laser.

only applies in court. If a jury acquits Fitz on the reasonable doubt standard, but he has already admitted, or tacitly admitted, that he was drunk driving to Hoke, he is subject to punishment by the team. That high standard of proof is designed to keep people out of prison, not playing in the Alabama game.

Looks like only Ace can report the impersonation. The fact that the impersonator calls it a parody does not make it so, as he is clearly contacting recruits in a way where he holds himself out to be Ace.

I just don't consider this bad news. If M is gonna be successful, one of the two freshman will be starting by mid-season. That means at best, Threet was a caretaker for the first few games, some of which we'd lose regardless of who is standing behind center.

If you are Threet, this really is the only decision. You're looking at starting five or six games for the the rest of your college career (if neither of the freshmen work out this year, RR just grabs another duel threat next year).