The key to keeping Trump’s Twitter habit under control, according to six former campaign officials, is to ensure that his personal media consumption includes a steady stream of praise. And when no such praise was to be found, staff would turn to friendly outlets to drum some up — and make sure it made its way to Trump’s desk.

Gawd, he’s like the little boy sending people off into the cornfield. They have to babysit Hair Führer and praise him when he only pisses on one of his shoes…