You know you’re a dummy when you see two grey hairs, get the tweezers to pluck them only to painfully realize you somehow forgot you just had a wire removed from being attached to your brain only one day ago requiring a couple stitches and what you just tried to pluck were said stitches 😖🤬 #dummy#thatflippinhurt#ouch#onlyme#cantbelieveijustdidthat

You can come back home now 😩 I haven’t been without Adrien since January of 2018 so it feels ridiculously weird for her to be out of town and me be home lol she specifically told me not to burn the house down and the first FaceTime I get the fire alarm goes off 😂😩🤷🏻‍♀️ #onlyme#comeback#fastfooditis