craziest thing you've EVER done!!!!????

My self, I had this boyfriend, we were both inside the closet, young and no place to be alone, so one day we went to watch a movie which name I cant remember lollll and it was cold, we were covered with our jackets inside the movie theater and we kissed and we got hard, many people were there and they knew whatever we were doing, but he gave me head and jercked me off there!!! it was not that noticible cause we had the jackets to cover the "act" but IT WAS OBVIOUS!

I went shark diving with my family (they where just wreak sharks, common in america aquariums) but my brother motioned for me to try and ride on. I waited until the intructor had his back turned then i slide on top of one, well its was fun for all of 30 seconds before it shook violently and darted off with me still on its back.

When Germany was still didvided.... wandered into east germany to get a picture of a border sign by accident in a rural area. Had people from the west screaming at me in german, of which only i half understood.... turned around to see east germans cummin for me with machine guns... damn if i didnt get the pic and run like hell across the abandoned bridge that was the real border. Scared the living hell out of me at the time.