If prisons were really the way they are presented in gay porn we would be climbing their walls to get into them not doing our best to stay out. Just imagine being shut off from the world with a group of gorgeous hot horny men and being looked after by hunky jailers who were hung like horses. O prison would be paradise enow! JAILHOUSE COCK presents us with such a world. It opens with a group of prisoners being escorted to their incarceration in a prison van. (You can chose to hear the dialogue from a number of languages, if not you will hear them speak in English with heavy Slavic accents.) Vot arrr you looking at? one of the guards snarls at one of the prisoners. Sock my deek! He does and ends up with cum on his orange prison garb for his pains. And this is even before the credits roll. Once inside, the prisoners are photographed, fingerprinted, and ordered to strip. We get first a rear view of five beautiful butts. When they turn around a guard goes down the line measuring their cocks. (I dont know why but it does give us glorious close-ups of four fabulous uncut cocks.

Gorgeous guys, super sex, deft direction, and a plausible plot make this one a winner. It begins with hunky Antton Harri waking up and going down on his still sleeping lover Lucas Foz. The alarm goes off and Lucas bounds out of bed to go to work leaving Antton to fend for himself. This is the problem in their relationship. Lucas is all work and for Antton hes no play. So when a muscular deliveryman arrives at his door Antton is ready for delivery. Antton fishes out the deliverymans brown uncut cock, runs his tongue under the foreskin, and swallows it down. Not even letting the deliveryman remove his pants, Antton slides a condom on the guys cock, gives it a few more sucks for lubrication and bends over to receive it up the ass. The deliveryman is not going to resist such a fabulous invitation. Its a great fuck that soon has Antton in the missionary position and in no time at all these hunks are spouting copious amounts of cock cream. Lucas, fretting about his unceasing job, arrives at a building where a workman with a pickaxe is demolishing a wall.

Soccer Boy is one of the first Ive seen of the Private DVD line and from the extremely well done theatrical like credits in the beginning I just new I was going to be in for a real treat! And I wasnt wrong! Lucas Foz has assembled a hot mix of versatile men from all over including himself, the cute, boyish, Nando from Argentina, the rugged, muscular Christophe Blanc from France, and the hairy, hunk Angelo from Cuba, just to name a few. It begins with Lucas getting out of the shower, gets dressed and heads for the local sports center to meet up with his buddies for a round of soccer. He goes inside and as hes headed to the court he hears a noise and takes a peak. The blonde, Ricky Blanc is inside inflating some soccer balls. Well it doesnt take long and Lucas is in there inflating some balls of his own! Lucas has a nice big cock that Ricky quickly drops to his knees to suck. Ricky then kneels over and gets his ass rimmed, slapped, fingered and spat on by Lucas before he fucks him. Lucas starts off a bit slow but works up to a nice pumping.

Lucas Foz who has appeared in films from Studio 2000 has not only come up with the idea for this film but has served as its casting director, film director, and star. He excels in all capacities. The film opens with Lucas in the shower. When he shaves, he deliberately nicks his right eyebrow. Then its off to the Sportsplex. Arriving there, he finds a hunky bare-chested blond pumping the soccer ball. Lucas goes to hold the ball. His hand slides up the leg of the studs shorts in search of other balls. The next thing we know the blond is slurping on Lucas cock. They kiss. (They kiss a lot in this scene.) Lucas begins fondling the hunks ass. The buns are hairless; there is no hair at all around the hole, but there is soon a dick in it. Lucas does what few more experienced directors fail to do. He shows us the initial entry! (Bravo, Lucas!) After a time the muscular blond sits down on Lucas cock. It is one of the best lap-fucks I have seen! Lucas stands and with his dick still embedded in the blonds ass turns him around and positions him on his back for a missionary fuck.

Ive been pretty disappointed with the productions from Private. They have some great performers and high production values but they just cant seem to pull off a good porn. They either have these directors that put in lame special effects, or dub the audio in such a poor manner its a joke, or here try to pull off a campy, funny porn. The two just dont work together. So I suggest turning down the volume until it gets into the action, then things heat up. Im not going to go into much detail with the story but basically Cleopatra is told from her lucky crystal ball she must marry Marc Anthony and bear a son. Marc has an eye for the fellows though which causes some kinks in her plan. Marc is played by Mario Perez, muscular coverboy, and it begins with him lying naked while Lucas Foz is caressing and rimming him. Mario drops to his knees and sucks on Lucass hard, throbbing cock before lying on his back and spreads his legs so Lucas can rim him some more. Lucas fucks Mario doggy style with some of those lame slo-mo effects I mentioned.

Theres good news and theres even better news. The good news is that Private Man has come up with a delicious piece of camp with their latest film MARC ANTHONY. The even better news is that this division of Private Man Studios is now calling itself Mansize, which suggests that they are going to be around for a while. Even though the cover tells us Marc Anthony conquered Egypt with his ass & his asp, I really wasnt expecting a comedy. (Weve all seen a lot of unintentionally funny comments on DVD covers.) But the cover blurb set the right tone. It is witty, clever, unabashedly campy, and beautiful to look at. In a prologue we see Cleopatra consulting her crystal ball for advice. (Think Nancy Reagan and her astrologer.) The big ball tells her she must wed Marc Anthony and bear a son. The first scene finds a nude Anthony asleep on a Roman couch. Anthony is played by Mario Perez, a handsome muscular hunk that is definitely husband material. His friend Lucas Foz enters and begins massaging him. Before long Lucass tongue is poking its way between the meaty globes of Marios ass.