Australia, Scotland, and England are the laggards in hot white chicks, in my experience. Not sure what it is, but the only good looking broads I saw in Edinburgh were Polish immigrants, the only smoking chicks in London are from New York, and in Australia the only thing worth banging is one of those didgeridoos off the heads of all those gasoline huffers selling their dreaming paintings at Ayers Rock.

If you want good looking white chicks, do not go to those three countries.

I blame legalized pot. It may not actually be legalized in some states yet, but at least in the west coast cities it's just treated as a secondary offense. Don't jaywalk while smoking pot, don't carry a gun while smoking pot, don't eat the tomatoes out of someone's front yard garden while smoking pot, don't throw out a dead hooker in a gas station's dumpster while smoking pot, don't let your dog crap on someone else's front yard without picking it up while smoking pot, etc.

Damnit Washington, Colorado, Oregon, California, and all the other states that stopped giving a shiat. You've made us not #1 at something!

brimed03:capt.hollister: Might also explain why they find this appetizing...

Hey now. Properly prepared, that's some really tasty stuff.

Yes it is, it's just a loosely packed sausage.

Sausage: Lips, guts and assholes tightly crammed into the place where poop is made.Haggis: Lips, guts and assholes not so tightly crammed into a lung.

Not for nothing but if you want to get grossed out, the poop thing would do it for me long before the lung one would. I like both so for me it's moot. Not to say that neither can be badly made and inedible. YMMV.

Sausage: Lips, guts and assholes tightly crammed into the place where poop is made.Haggis: Lips, guts and assholes not so tightly crammed into a lung.

Not for nothing but if you want to get grossed out, the poop thing would do it for me long before the lung one would. I like both so for me it's moot. Not to say that neither can be badly made and inedible. YMMV.

Actually, haggis is sheep's heart, liver, and lungs cooked in its stomach. So it's even less disgusting than sausage.

Plus prepared haggis also has onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt; and is mixed with soup stock. Mmm, tasty stuff!

"A Scottish Government spokesman said: "We do not accept the international comparisons made in this report due to considerable concerns about the amount and quality of the information available in different countries - concerns regularly raised with the UN by Scotland's Chief Statistician."

Quite right. Need to also include Scottish consumption of Heroin, Temazepam and Buckfast to get a realistic picture

brimed03:Actually, haggis is sheep's heart, liver, and lungs cooked in its stomach. So it's even less disgusting than sausage.

Never made it so there is that. I still like it when made properly and served in a bowl. I've had bad Haggis at a Fish and Chips shop (once) and it almost made me puke, it was that bad. Well made, I'd eat it regularly.

nickdaisy:Australia, Scotland, and England are the laggards in hot white chicks, in my experience. Not sure what it is, but the only good looking broads I saw in Edinburgh were Polish immigrants, the only smoking chicks in London are from New York, and in Australia the only thing worth banging is one of those didgeridoos off the heads of all those gasoline huffers selling their dreaming paintings at Ayers Rock.

If you want good looking white chicks, do not go to those three countries.

I was going to complain about your empty observations that wasted my time, but now I just feel sorry for you, because I know your life is going to be hard and miserable no matter what.

Phil Moskowitz:nickdaisy: Australia, Scotland, and England are the laggards in hot white chicks, in my experience. Not sure what it is, but the only good looking broads I saw in Edinburgh were Polish immigrants, the only smoking chicks in London are from New York, and in Australia the only thing worth banging is one of those didgeridoos off the heads of all those gasoline huffers selling their dreaming paintings at Ayers Rock.

If you want good looking white chicks, do not go to those three countries.

I was going to complain about your empty observations that wasted my time, but now I just feel sorry for you, because I know your life is going to be hard and miserable no matter what.

No kidding. I have met and snuggled pretty girls from all three of those countries, so... My theory is that they just avoid you.

The drugs aren't the problem. It's the crime related to the black market selling of drugs. Governments around the world could care less about their people...they care about control. If you want drugs you can get them most any where. If they made meth legal tomorrow....I still wouldn't want it....but the choice should be mine to do as I choose with my own body.

/Make it all legal//Make sure it is safe/pure///Tax it, keep it out of the hands of children////Give people help that want to quit (medical problem...not a legal one)//Google - LEAP (law enforcement against prohibition) www.leap.cc// Wait....what were we talking about?

"For the first time ever I saw the Scotch in their natural habitat, and it weren't pretty. I'd seen them huddling in stations before, being loud but... this time I was surrounded. Everywhere I went it felt like they were watching me; fish-white flesh puckered by the Highland breeze; tight eyes peering out for fresh meat; screechy, booze-soaked voices hollering out for a taxi to take 'em halfway up the road to the next all-night watering hole. A shatter of glass; a round of applause; a sixteen-year-old mother of three vomiting in an open sewer, bairns looking on, chewing on potato cakes. I ain't never going back... not never. "

codenamewizard:The drugs aren't the problem. It's the crime related to the black market selling of drugs. Governments around the world could care less about their people...they care about control. If you want drugs you can get them most any where. If they made meth legal tomorrow....I still wouldn't want it....but the choice should be mine to do as I choose with my own body.

/Make it all legal//Make sure it is safe/pure///Tax it, keep it out of the hands of children////Give people help that want to quit (medical problem...not a legal one)//Google - LEAP (law enforcement against prohibition) www.leap.cc// Wait....what were we talking about?

The problem is that too many people abuse it (and I am one who has been that route too many times). Do you want to live in an area full of meth heads? It is a great drug, at first. Plenty of energy, optimism, and enthusiasm. Then comes monomania, megalomania and paranoia. Then comes the irrational, dangerous behaviour. I think we should be allowed to put what we like into our bodies but do you want your surgeon or pilot coming off a week-long binge? If there is freedom to do as we please, then there must be severe penalties for (advertently or inadvertently) negatively affecting others.

Phil Moskowitz:nickdaisy: Australia, Scotland, and England are the laggards in hot white chicks, in my experience. Not sure what it is, but the only good looking broads I saw in Edinburgh were Polish immigrants, the only smoking chicks in London are from New York, and in Australia the only thing worth banging is one of those didgeridoos off the heads of all those gasoline huffers selling their dreaming paintings at Ayers Rock.

If you want good looking white chicks, do not go to those three countries.

I was going to complain about your empty observations that wasted my time, but now I just feel sorry for you, because I know your life is going to be hard and miserable no matter what.

It's shiatE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the farking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a shiatE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any farking difference!

Lee451:codenamewizard: The drugs aren't the problem. It's the crime related to the black market selling of drugs. Governments around the world could care less about their people...they care about control. If you want drugs you can get them most any where. If they made meth legal tomorrow....I still wouldn't want it....but the choice should be mine to do as I choose with my own body.

/Make it all legal//Make sure it is safe/pure///Tax it, keep it out of the hands of children////Give people help that want to quit (medical problem...not a legal one)//Google - LEAP (law enforcement against prohibition) www.leap.cc// Wait....what were we talking about?

The problem is that too many people abuse it (and I am one who has been that route too many times). Do you want to live in an area full of meth heads? It is a great drug, at first. Plenty of energy, optimism, and enthusiasm. Then comes monomania, megalomania and paranoia. Then comes the irrational, dangerous behaviour. I think we should be allowed to put what we like into our bodies but do you want your surgeon or pilot coming off a week-long binge? If there is freedom to do as we please, then there must be severe penalties for (advertently or inadvertently) negatively affecting others.

That sounds more like a case for vocational drug testing and punitive prosecution of negligence than for illegality.

Sausage: Lips, guts and assholes tightly crammed into the place where poop is made.Haggis: Lips, guts and assholes not so tightly crammed into a lung.

Not for nothing but if you want to get grossed out, the poop thing would do it for me long before the lung one would. I like both so for me it's moot. Not to say that neither can be badly made and inedible. YMMV.

Actually, haggis is sheep's heart, liver, and lungs cooked in its stomach. So it's even less disgusting than sausage.

Plus prepared haggis also has onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt; and is mixed with soup stock. Mmm, tasty stuff!

I'm here to say that, yes, haggis is farking delicious. Served with mash and onion gravy... I swear it's the best accompaniment to ale I've ever had.