Tuesday, February 09, 2010

Must Drop Off Convoluted Job Application Form In Blizzard For Short-term Shitlaw Position

Please complete the attached forms: 1) Application; 2) Conflicts form. The Conflicts form can be filled out on your computer and emailed back to us.

But the Application must be filled out by hand and dropped off at our office. This has to be completed ASAP: preferably tomorrow, but if weather is too inclement, Th. morning early is fine. Also, the application asks for 10 years of employment history (please list everything), and the conflicts form asks for firm names/all adverse parties for the last three years. When you do fill out these forms, please be as thorough as possible because they have come back to us with very specific questions.

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For God's sake people, Yorkson has no jobs! They never have had any jobs! Sara Kim is just a lonely, homely Asian with too much free time on her hands. She posts these fake ads for something to do.

I guarantee that NO ONE will get this job. Yorkson is a complete joke, they've stiffed me at least 4 times over the past couple years with "phantom" projects that never happen. Only one worse than them is Clutch.

I am in my 8th floor apartment in Suburban DC, my government contracting job shut down for the third day now, looking outside the window and seeing a blizzard of historic proportions. The heaviest snowfall I've seen in my life, plus 50 mile/hour winds...

Sara Kim is the worst. She sends you emails about jobs, you send your resume, maybe respond to her inquiries about conflicts and you never hear anything. Ever. Then two days later, you get the same email about the same job, as if you never responded. Groundhog day, repeat the process, never hear. Don't bother. She's an idiot.

Requirements: **Although this is a temporary document review position, you MUST be a former big firm litigation associate to be considered** Please do not apply if you do not meet these qualifications.

If interested, please email your most current resume to LEGALJOBS@HUDSON.COM immediately.

It's pretty ballsy for them to ask for all that information for a job that pays only $32 per hour and caps at 40hrs a week. Thanks but no thanks. I am sure Paul Hastings is probably going to end up like Labatoilet!!!

You are going to bust your but to get a bunch of papers together, so the papers can gather dust on someones desk. It's an old lie. It is like the left handed sky hook errand in summer camp. Every year someone falls for it.

I've applied to a bunch of agencies and they never call me back. They make you come in and register and then you never get a job from them. I bet anything that they are all getting bailout money just to keep them afloat.

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1. Trudging through a blizzard to deliver dox is not the only scam these annoying and ugly recruiters have come up with.

2. New one is "come and get re-acquainted" for those who have already registered. Several agencies have mentioned this to me recently. I registered with them only a few months ago, the bitches never called me for a single job and now they want to me to come and meet them all over again. Spend subway money, time and effort - FOR WHAT???? ARE THEY LONELY?? DO THEY NEED PALS???

Thomas the Temp why did you put up this annoying blog list on your site. The only blogs worthy of reading are yours, L4L and Confessions of LOL. The rest are boring and whiny. Toilet Law also has an interesting story and heart.

Blizzard Shmizzard - I have been waking around and shopping. Where is the 12 feet of snow they promised. I was hoping the whole city would be shut and boarded for days - so that I would not be the only one unemployed and at home. Just a few furry snowflakes...pathetic...

Sara Kim is just a miserable person. I first read about how bad she was in here and then started getting her emails for projects. She has treated me exactly as was reported here. She is ....I mean.....one very sick person, no kidding. I got this email and quickly trashed it. I will never let a sick Sara Kim torture me.Never!!!!

Sonia fuck Hudson. They are not worth it. They only like to hire fat saddlebag girls. I have worked with people they place - fat, greasy, smarmy - like they were in the DMV or Popeye's and not in a law firm. Fuggedaboutit!!!

If you don't hear from a Head hunter in 3 months; you won't! The turnover is heavy in their tribe/offices. A headhunter is only as good as her vendor contract. Like surface warfare school they eat their young, and boot people off their island.

Sara Kim and Yorkson are clearly worthless. When I got this email from her, for a moment I considered trudging off in the snow to take her an application, and then I realized, given her track record, it would be a waste of time. If you haven't signed up with Yorkson yet, don't bother.

Yeah, they got me. I filled out the application and my 10-year resume. I dropped it off in person, in the snow. Never heard anything. I called and was told I didn't get on the project. Waste of time. I won't ever do that again.

this is all making so sick. i have no income for months went to all the usual new york bullshit agencies. where their pretty employees promise the world, pretend that they have projects thay dont exist or that they are merely competing for, and pretend that the projects will be starting. i call creditors and relatives tell them im starting. now they think i am a liar and dont believe a word i say.

sara kim at yorkson is a mess. playing games, she put out a contrived "conflicts list" that clearly applied to labaton plaintiff firm as it featured all the Labaton cases but she passed it off as a paul hastings gig.

what kind of creep plays these games?

compliance were big ones - had the project in their hand - then sent me an email that clearly illustrated they were merely vying but because they had identified the law firm as fried frank had to be all so cryptic (dishonest) in the email so that i wouldnt tell the firm.

messing around with professionals playing with lives, they really should be held accountable.