Beard Shaving 2007

Here, in a rare photograph, you can see him wearing a beard called "the Evil Bat of Doom". Some claim that he could make the beard launch off of his face to swallow the souls of unwary victims. He would then force the mythical creature to regurgitate the soul into his mouth before allowing it to transform back into a beard. How much more black could his heart get? The answer was "None. None more black."