Is there a more perfect fruit than a banana? Sure, tomatoes are great to throw at bad vaudeville actors or people in stocks, but just look at the noble banana, will you? It's protected with a peel. It fits in your hand. And you can pretend it's a gun if you get bored. If you agree with my assessment regarding the excellence of the banana, I suggest you purchase the Chiquita Banana Halloween Costume for your wearing pleasure.

Fun Fruit Fact: All store bought bananas are genetically identical since they don't come from seeds! Isn't that exciting! You know what is also a fun fact: The Chiquita Banana Halloween Costume is the greatest banana-based costume of all time. Just look at it. It's full of potassium! They're good looking and good for you!