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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Chyna Gets Smashed As She-Hulk In Avengers Porn Parody

If you thought times were rough for Mike "Virgil" Jones, then can you imagine what it must be like for former WWE superstar Chyna? Her new adult film is about to be released, and in it, she plays the She-Hulk in the porn parody of The Avengers movie.

Taking out any cinematic technicalities like, "She-Hulk" wasn't even in The Avengers...", we know assholes. It's a porn parody, remember? If they stuck to the original movie, it would have been a bunch of superheroes and aliens gang banging Scarlett Johansson. That wouldn't be so bad, but I think Jasmin St. Claire already made a movie like that.

The news of this film makes me wonder how many pro wrestling fans even give a shit. But a preliminary question should be asked first in, how many pro wrestling fans today even remember her? Yeah, she was something new for her time. A big muscular bitch that made us wonder if she was hiding a penis in her tights. Not attractive at all - even when she got the fake boobage installed and had some professional work done on her face. Even now, she's not much to look at. For new wrestling fans to appreciate the pain of looking at Chyna, just know that your modern day hero Chris Jericho had a long program where he had to put her over. Look it up when you get a chance!

So am I gonna watch The Avengers porn parody, you ask? If I get around to it. I wouldn't count it out, but it's not something I would actively go out to find. if I happen to stumble upon it for free, great - if not, oh well then! Plus, I prefer amateur porn much better anyway! Now if The Bella Twins, Kelly Kelly or Eve Torres, or that other spicy Latina that comes out with Primo and Epico are in a porn... just let me know where I go to pre-order.

So what about you? Is this your flavor of porn? Will you check out the cinematic masterpiece of mashing up a comic movie and a porno with a chick that looks like she's packing meat? What are your thoughts?