About Me

My name is Frankie.

I like to write.

I’m a Kiwi living in London. I like to eat. I like things that sparkle. Butchering the French language, liquid eyeliner and house wine are also special hobbies of mine. And I’m terribly fond of squirrels.

The term “mayfairy” originated in 2011, when I worked in Mayfair, London. If you spend any amount of time in London looking up (as opposed to just shuffling through your commute in a daze, pretending the hoards of humanity around you don’t exist) then you’re bound to see faces. To be fair, you’ll see faces carved into walls all over London, but the faces in Mayfair seem to be the most thrillingly bizarre. Like this:

So, the word started there and now it’s my nickname for my little cartoon mast head girl. She’s kind of an alter-ego, if you will.

I write about all kinds of things, including things that need ranting about. You have been warned.