I stepped on the dance floor feeling very coolI thought I saw an angel sitting on a stoolI just couldn’t tell, you’ll think I’m a foolIf she was a woman or a manShe was the kind of woman that a man could craveFrom her high-heeled shoes to her permanent waveExcept maybe she was needing a shaveWas she a woman or a man?I asked her to dance and I took her by the handShe held me so tight, it was hard for me to standBuilt like a lumberjack, I couldn’t understandIf she was a woman or a manWell, I walked her home at a quarter past fourMy heart was thumping as we ducked in the doorAnd then when she kissed me I thought I was sureIf she was a woman or a manShe stole my wallet and she knocked me off my feetShe tied on her roller skates and made her retreatAll I found was a blond wig lying in the streetWas she a woman or a man?Well, I don’t care if she seemed unkindShe stole my heart and she robbed me blindI love her so much that I still wouldn’t mindIf she was a woman or a man