Bulk of the Beast

UPDATES:
This is the first official overhaul in over a year.
Damn.
That's quite a long time to be without anything new.
But, hey; I'm back, I'm drunk, and I'm ready for action, just as long as it can't hit me further than I can see. I would like to thank everyone for their entries into the Recroom's Guestbook, and, as sad as this is, I really appreciate the heart-felt and overall touching things you people have written to me. *sniff*
Really.
Two new columnists are on board, with Rebecca P. adding her commentary on "Handicapped Drivers", and Mike K. with his "Micheal Knox's Secrets to Life."
I have a cat! His name is Q.
Bet you all give a flying lead turd about that one. I hope your cats all die, so mine can become the ruler of the domesticated feline world, You Blasphemous Sonsofbitches.

Help
the world, and attempt to bring salvation by making this a GAP-
less world. Put this .gif on
your page, you space-age wonder!

This damned thing is always under
construction, so come back often! tell your friends! tell your
enemies! post flyers up everywhere! kill a family and write it on
the walls with their entrails, and then eat them. The
very daring youth could even, dare i even
speak it; buy Manson's new album in an attempt to garner that rebel-chic effete! (gasps a
plently)