It really works! I mean, who'd want to grab you if you were covered in FIRE?

About this creation

The essential part of this plan, however, is being able to protect yourself from the fire. In this medic's case, the protection is an Authority Mustache. The Authority 'Stache can protect you in almost any situation, whether it's fire or ninjas. Or Flaming Ninjas!

The best part about the 'Flaming Getaway' Technique is that it usually stops bystanders, friend or foe, in their tracks. Here you can see the loyalist Police Enforcer AND the half-dead rebel both stopping to stare. Well, the rebel is just staring because he's bleeding out.
Also, credit for the leg bones technique goes to Darth Yoda of Flickr

The interesting side of the scene (Well, the flaming guy is still pretty interesting).

As is almost customary, I shall bid you all farewell with an overview. Almost. I sometimes have far more interesting shots.

Fourth Wall Commentary (On Fire!):

So I've built again! I was having some extreme builders block, and I really wanted to use that police officer again. This time though, he was armed to the visor. Also, I wanted to use fire again. I like fire... And so does Dan McNinja, the inspiration for my mediocre scene.
Another interesting predicament is my newfound lack of parts. I'm 99% unwilling to harm my Valkyrie, and the Rammstein and Cerberus are currently untouchable. Currently... The Rammstein's future isn't looking too great though...
*Ahem* Sorry about that, I wandered away from the trainwreck. Too bad I didn't get back in time though, as that's all I have to ramble on about. See you later folks, don't forget to leave me a comment or three!

@Delta: Well, as explained in the MOC, the loyalist didn't shoot because he failed his comprehension roll, and so stood there in confusion watching the man who set himself on fire.
@Tyler: Thank you, I was playing around with the man purse and noticed Grenades could clip onto it. I assumed Fire would fit underneath just as well.
@000: Well, some planning is required. Such as, you should always wear fire retardant undergarments under your other protective gear just in case this escape technique is needed. However, if you have a powerful enough Authority 'Stache, then yes. It is that effective. Just not against razors.
@Waffles: Thank you, and remember: The schools may not like it, but if you can keep it hidden long enough, you can overpower them.

Sooo... how do our Froggy Overlords deal with no mustaches? Or do they just have a fire proof aura? Or do they have Authority Fake-Mustaches? OR- *Man slit his throat* Well, now it just got a lot quieter... phew. so if i grow a mustache just like that, i will be fireproof? or just burn because it quacks in awe of his? *I slit HIS throat* Well... now that thats over... good MOC. So why doesn't the loyalist just shoot him? Forget the first comment, this is an extremely simple but awesome MOC. GJ!!! (*_*) (*_*) (*_*) (*_*) (*_*) (*_*) (six heads)