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The appropriate question is, weren’t the hell are they. Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler. I sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine. Oh, pleased to meet you, Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit here? What, well you mean like a date? Marty, you’re beginning to sound just like my mother. I still don’t understand, how am I supposed to go to the dance with her, if she’s already going to the dance with you.

Excuse me. oh yeah, all you gotta do is go over there and ask her. Listen, this is very important, I forgot my video camera, could you stop by my place and pick it up on your way to the mall? Huh? Why thank you, Marty. George. Good morning, sleepyhead, Good morning, Dave, Lynda, George. When could weathermen predict the weather, let alone the future. I don’t like her, Marty. Any girl who calls a boy is just asking for trouble. Look, there’s a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up. Where were we.

Does your mom know about tomorrow night? Over there, on my hope chest. I’ve never seen purple underwear before, Calvin. A bolt of lightning, unfortunately, you never know when or where it’s ever gonna strike. Which one’s your pop? Good morning.

Now remember, according to my theory you interfered with with your parent’s first meeting. They don’t meet, they don’t fall in love, they won’t get married and they wont have kids. That’s why your older brother’s disappeared from that photograph. Your sister will follow and unless you repair the damages, you will be next. Alright, good-bye Einy. Oh, watch that re-entry, it’s a little bumpy. What did you say?

What’s going on? Where have you been all week? Listen, Doc, you know there’s something I haven’t told you about the night we made that tape. I guess you guys aren’t ready for that yet. But your kids are gonna love it. Who? Okay Doc, this is it.

The appropriate question is, weren’t the hell are they. Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler. I sent him into the future. One minute into the future to be exact. And at exactly 1:21 a.m. we should cat h up with him and the time machine. Oh, pleased to meet you, Calvin Marty Klein. Do you mind if I sit here? What, well you mean like a date? Marty, you’re beginning to sound just like my mother. I still don’t understand, how am I supposed to go to the dance with her, if she’s already going to the dance with you.