All weekend: Chayo Mexican Kitchen + Tequila Bar is celebrating “Cinco de Chayo” with specials, shots, and bull rides to go along with your favorite lobster tacos. It wraps up Monday with a chance to bash a piñata and win prizes ranging from hotel rooms at The Quad to your own bar tab at Chayo.

All weekend: The “Tres, Cuatro, Cinco: Let’s Drinko!” party at Cabo Wabo is serving up live music, tequila shots (natch), specials on cerveza buckets, and a 24oz daiquiri known as La Bandera that celebrates the Mexican flag with red, white, and green colors and flavors.

All weekend: Spice things up at T&T: Tacos and Tequila's “Sexy de Mayo” -- the multi-day shindig at the Luxor hangout includes a special $5 menu featuring food, well drinks, wine, and sangria, not to mention an appearance by Playboy Playmate Jessica Burciaga.

All weekend: The Rockhouse at the Venetian has a big Cinco de Mayo party planned with specials that include $5 margaritas, as well as $10 shot-and-a-beer combos, plus a mariachi band to wrap things up on Monday.

Monday, May 5th: Rhumbar's transforming its Caribbean-themed patio at the Mirage into a Cinco de Mayo fiesta destination, where you can enjoy deals on some of their famous cigars and sip on $5 rum punch.

Ongoing: Sprinkles at the LINQ is offering a special Cinco de Mayo cupcake for at least the next two weeks: the tequila-infused cake is topped with key lime frosting and a rim of fleur de sel, which in Spanish means... wait, that's French?! Nevermind, then.

Seeeeeriously on-going: There’s a month-long Cinco de Mayo celebration at Amigo’s inside Fiesta Henderson that'll get you 50%-off the entire menu (except booze) every Sunday and Monday in May. Guests must have a Boarding Pass club card, and it’s cash only.

They call themselves "the best nightclub in Las Vegas." Get a load of their terrace overlooking the iconic Bellagio fountains, or choose from multiple bottle service packages served by scantily clad ladies in leather and you tell us. Hint: it's probably pretty great. This 10,000 sq footer is Vegas legendary for good reason.

This combination booze-shack and live music venue is the 2nd stateside outpost of the franchise that somehow combined Cabo San Lucas sleepy-town laid-back attitude with Vegas' live-fast-die-young one. The result: a mid-Strip joint with grass awnings, full Mexican lunch and dinner menus and a whole lot of tequila. Any spot on the Strip is sure to be crowded at any time, but the wait to get on the patio is worth it to chow down on damn-near-perfect guacamole, idly drink a massive margarita and watch as drunken tourists and Vegas' eccentric crowd stumble past below.

Rockhouse is an adult's playground, set right on the Strip in the middle of America's least responsible city: Vegas. With 9000sqft of space, this warehouse-sized venue has three bars, 83 TVs, pool tables, beer-pong tables, tire swings, and a mechanical bull. This place was clearly expensive to build, but they're not pretentious at the Rockhouse—the overall vibe here is of a Southern dive bar, from the weathered wood to the industrial lighting. Their food is cooked to match, as this self-described "ultra dive bar" churns out a steady stream of bar food classics like sliders, wings, and hot dogs. A menu of inventive and boozy cocktails is also available, patronizingly divided between "girly drinks" and "manly drinks."

If you need to escape the desert heat with something sweet, check out Sprinkles at the LINQ. The cupcake empire’s Vegas location lives up to the hype, serving confectionary favorites like red velvet cupcakes and Captain Crunch ice cream. Don’t fret if your sugar tooth kicks in after hours—the shop is equipped with its legendary Cupcake ATM. Just look for the nearby High Roller Ferris wheel, and let your drunk munchies be your guide.