Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Trypto: oooohLani Kai: I pushed the exposure to ISO 16000 in post processLani Kai: it was shot at ISO 6400Lani Kai: with that said, it's still less grainy than the shot on ISO 3200 film from the other dayTrypto: he has a big noseLani Kai: he does indeed

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Trypto: this looks like a still from security camera footageLani Kai: it's ISO 3200 filmTrypto: or one of the grainy photographs people use to prove the existence of UFOs or the Loch Ness MonsterTrypto: those blurry lights in the back are aliensTrypto: or Loch Ness Monster scalesLani Kai: well, goodLani Kai: I was going for the Loch Ness Monster lookTrypto: the Loch Ness Monster is hungry for some cheese and crackers at this cafe?Lani Kai: no, it is a fierce monsterLani Kai: it seeks human blood and fleshLani Kai: hence there is no one hereLani Kai: they have all been eatenTrypto: it has good table mannersTrypto: there are no crumbs to be seenLani Kai: well, it comes from a wealthy Scottish family with a long heritageLani Kai: they teach manners from a young age

Monday, December 22, 2008

Trypto: wow, that lifeguard tower is hideousTrypto: I will pretend it is not thereTrypto: nice sunsetLani Kai:specifically, what's wrong with the lifeguard tower?Trypto: the garish lighting most notablyTrypto: the kitschy wreathsTrypto: the horrible typographic treatment of the main signTrypto: how the door looks oily

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Trypto: the street of the chocolate?Lani Kai: yesTrypto: the use of the definite article is a little odd?Trypto: especially as there appear to be at least two varieties of chocolate in the illustrationLani Kai: are you suggesting it should be "la rue des chocolats"?Trypto: assuming the chocolats are worthy of definite articles to begin withLani Kai: so chocolate street?Trypto: it'd be the difference between "chicken salad" and "THE chicken salad"Lani Kai: no, "salad of the chicken"

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Trypto: did you obtain any of this so-called street chocolateLani Kai: no, the street stuff is not legitLani Kai: you don't want none of thatTrypto: where can I get the good stuff?Lani Kai: can't say on hereLani Kai: the feds might be watching

Monday, December 08, 2008

Trypto: why have you been hiding this!Trypto: you post a million silly fisheye picturesLani Kai: you don't understand how much fun a fisheye isLani Kai: because you've never used oneTrypto: I've never eaten poop eitherTrypto: but I can tell it's not very fun

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Trypto: that's a very sharp turnTrypto: there should be a sign thereTrypto: like in your other oneLani Kai: or so you thinkTrypto: or so I am mislead to believe by your devil photography!Trypto: do you know who else has fisheyes?Trypto: Satan!Lani Kai: and you know this how?Lani Kai: did it say so in the Bible?Trypto: yes, in the appendix

Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation, and Amortization:

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