The “Breaking Bad” star showered a bunch of ridiculously cute dogs with kisses as he joined “Late Show” host Stephen Colbert in advocating for the animals on Monday.

But in their bid to entice viewers into taking on the pups from New York’s North Shore Animal League, the duo did resort to exaggerating their backstories. You could call them “pawternative facts.”

“You say ‘oh’ now but Sterling is getting his life back together, he’s sober now,” said Cranston of a gorgeous pooch described as a “Shepherd/terrier mix.” “But don’t worry, because he still loves to party, which means you’ll always have a designated driver.”