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Mario could use one

Ohoh, the Empire knows you're here. You may want to engage in your business and move along. Nothing to see here.

One of the dangers of the sidescroller is not knowing exactly what's ahead of you. You could walk right into a Goomba, a pit, or worse! Mario should have taken a page from the Empire's playbook and hired a probe droid to venture out ahead of him to let him know what was coming. And since it's a robot, it's much more ethical than sending Yoshi out alone.