Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

My kids still remember Count Dracula, the small jumping spider who lived in our kitchen window one summer. He was brave, friendly, and communicative.
He'd come out every morning to "talk" to us using his front two legs to say "hello".
He would also come over and give my hand a couple of friendly taps when I'd put it up near him. No fear. And, no, he never tried to bite. Us, I mean. Gnats were definitely on the menu.