2014 is here, so it’s out with the old and in with the new. But old habits die hard.

We’re starting off the new year with love growing as old and haggard as the Rolling Stones, drunks dying in drainage ditches just like they wanted to, and an elderly couple giving themselves over to forest floor fungus.

Three impeccable pieces of flash to kick off 2014 in style. Keep that roll going by submitting some of your own stuff. And don’t forget to check us out on social media, especially to help us build up our new Twitter presence here: @MolotovLitZine.