Saturday, January 24, 2009

"My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the garden market," said the first man.

"So were you able to find some?" the second man, asked.

"Well, when I got to the market, I asked the produce clerk, 'These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?' "The produce clerk said 'No, you'll have to do that yourself.'