LIVVI FRANC : Now I’m That Bitch

The county of Yorkshire in the north of the UK is famous for a number of things (their ‘puddings’ for one), but it’s not usually famous for producing glamazon, statuesque popstars like Livvi Franc. Teaming up with Pitbull for her debut single ‘Now I’m That Bitch’, she’s already seeing some chart action over in the US dance charts, and will release the single proper in the UK early next month. With legs that go all the way up to her armpits and those pouting pink lips, she’s every red-blooded heterosexual man’s fantasy, with some desperately revealing outfits and the best set of glasses we’ve seen in pop since… well Lady Gaga and Calvin Harris (admittedly, they weren’t so long ago). It seems she’s the kind of popstar who likes to use men as pieces of occasional furniture, the kind who classes two extra large yellow elastic bands as an outfit, the kind of produces a song that commercial radio in this country (and it’s generation of loyal followers) will lap up gleefully.