Hey Paris, See U Next Tuesday!

It’s official, Paris Hilton will be let out of the slammer on Tuesday and will be giving her first interview with Larry King, who apparently is still alive. Supposedly Larry did not pay Paris a dime for this interview that will air on Wednesday night on CNN. I think it would be great if Larry pretended that he had no clue that she was in prison and if he brought up her sex tape from a few years ago. Bonus point if he calls Paris “Nicole” during the interview several times.