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Disgusting American Hypocritesaid

Disgusting white filth will milk the Holocaust for all its worth. That way, when their grotesque, inhuman offspring sucking on the teat of Germany’s post-war concentration-camp-economy reflect upon their past they can say; oh, the Holocaust wasn’t so bad, we pulled our shithole of a murderous butcher nation out from the brink by working/shooting 6 million Jews, 11 million Slavs, and 14 million others to death!

Then 50 years later we were able to remake the 8-Nation Alliance in spirit to harass China with allusions to our disgusting past. Of course we hate genocide and slavery, that is unless we’re the ones who have been funding it for the past 5 decades by supporting the CCP with our insatiable greed and ape-like stupidity. Then we’ll just pretend and play make-believe when we’re in our little Developed Western Club but suck Hu Jintao’s cock when no one is looking.

Then we will whine and bitch and piss and moan and bleed oceans of blood from our bruised little mancunts about how China isn’t accommodating enough and why your ugly Shanghai gold-digger live-in whore always comes home smelling like porno-shop back-alley buttsex and how your food is poisoned and how all the evil Chinese hate you because you’re a foreigner and how your big crooked nose makes you feel insecure and how it’s China’s fault that you’re fat and it’s China’s fault that your kid is mentally retarded and it’s China’s fault the world is polluted.

Isn’t it nice that you have a place where you are allowed to speak your mind, without censorship?

Your CCP masters would not approve of the same courtesy being extended to their own population, of course, nor the populations of the countries that they have annexed in the name of Han supremacy. Tibet, for example, or East Turkestan, or half of Mongolia.

Neddysaid

Nanhe, tell us something we have not heard before, from you or from a lady with a crystal ball. You can do better. Also, I said, do not bring any of your resident trolls with you, they are too dumb. Look at this Disgusting Stinky specimen, and his alleged mind! He’s so boring…

Disgusting American Hypocritesaid

Your CCP masters would not approve of the same courtesy being extended to their own population

I’m free to criticize you disgusting shiteating assholes wherever I want. America tolerates criticism because it doesn’t listen to it, and just bombs people whenever they want it. That’s why other countries have to resort to authoritarianism and suppress people in order to develop hard power.

Neddysaid

“I’m free to criticize you disgusting…” For the time being, until we get fed up with retards of your kind.
“…and just bombs people… You said it, not me! Be afraid, Disgusting Turd, be very afraid! One day, CCP will no longer be able to protect you.

Hm… I’m wondering what kind of “honest work” a guy might be doing who has time to comment on each of these postings (with the exception of “a pair of tits”).
Seems to me that you have brought a lot of color into the dull life of an isolated fenqing abroad, mylaowai. Think of yourself as the Mother Teresa of the blogosphere, and don’t ever let him down.

Well, and why not? After all, my sole purpose in coming to this benighted land is to spread a little civilisation and light to the poor, pitiful local yokels who were living in mud huts and caves before my ancestors taught them how to build with concrete.

If I can brighten the day of one of their spying brethren, far from the land of his incestors (sic), then I consider it my privilege to be able to do so.

Disgusting American Hypocritesaid

The Romans learned the basics of making concrete from the Egyptians. The Romans in actually invented absolutely nothing, they were just very good at using the stuff they learned from other peoples and of course using it to conquer them.

Disgusting American Hypocritesaid

Technology doesn’t just drop out of the sky, it builds upon existing knowledge. The simple fact is that Europe would still be running around in their caves, defecating in rivers and wiping their asses with their left hands if China did not bring civilization to them.

Likewise, you wouldn’t have any colonies, since you’d have no guns to commit genocide with either. The primitive, evil, barbaric West owes everything to China, India and Egypt.

justrecentlysaid

Well, Dah. Prove Hermit wrong. If you can, that is. As for the Chinese inventing the car, you still haven’t got it:“The simple fact is that Europe would still be running around in their caves, defecating in rivers and wiping their asses with their left hands if China did not bring civilization to them.”
Don’t try to make me believe that you never told that the old Chinese car story, before I brought you the light. I’m optimistic. If good ppl like Mother Teresa keep on their selfless work, some day you’ll get smarter.

justrecentlysaid

morsaid

I think DAH’s name is to be taken literally. He is Disgusting as can be seen in his choice of words, he is an American as he’s been born and grew up in the USA and he is a hypocrite as he is pretending to be a Chinese patriot defending his motherland on blog-sites, while he is happily living somewhere in the States, enjoying all the privileges and freedoms Chinese people are denied, not having any plans to go the glorious Middle Kingdom.

stoogiesaid

Gee man, I went out for a shit and the whole circiut is in full swing when I’m not looking …

here we have dum-diddy-do and dum-diddy-dum (an ozzie convict on the loose) making a fool of themselve again with their German lapdog barking at the audience for not laughing loud enough

And dum-diddy-do said: “my sole purpose in coming to this benighted land is to spread a little civilisation “…

Hang on, last time you said you were here to copulate with a cheap ass 100RMB Shanghai whore you picked up in a dark alley. Well .. with cheap comes stupid: wasn’t it Mrs Mylaowai that told you “Pregnant women shouldn’t watch TV, to avoid damaging their baby’s eyes.”

justrecentlysaid

He’s a commenter, and a pretty lousy one. Little else one can say about him with certainty. I think that’s good. It would be insulting for WASPs to think Dah is one himself, and for Chinese ppl to think he’s one of them. ;)

The movement patterns of ancient peoples are very interesting. The Celtic peoples, for instance, those red-haired Europeans who now we see only in Ireland, Scotland, Wales and a few parts of France, in fact were the first really advanced engineers in the world. They had metal and salt mines all over Europe, and developed a high technology on their own.

They also brought that advanced technology and culture to China, when they travelled as far as Jiangsu Province (Celtic remains have been found there). The original inhabitants of East Turkestan (what the Chinese call ‘Xinjiang’) were Celtic.

The Celts taught the tribes living in what is now called China how to weave, how to ride horses, and how to mine salt. They introduced the wheel, too. Essentially, they gave the Chinese the ability to move beyond their existence of “living in their caves, defecating in rivers and wiping their asses with their left hands”.

Of course, it wasn’t just the Europeans who got the Chinese started: the Ainu people of Japan taught the peoples of what is now North East China how to cultivate rice, make pottery and construct wooden buildings, while the Khmer people of Cambodia did the same in the South West of China.

Disgusting American Hypocritesaid

Your history sure is interesting, considering it is 100% wrong. For one, rice cultivation started in Southeast Asia or Southern China- the Ainu spread down from Northern Asia into Hokkaido from Sakhalin and ended up in Northern Honshu. The Jomon, not to be confused with the Ainu, originated from Southern China (who were not Chinese at the time). 10,000 year old pottery has been found in Southern China.

The Celts didn’t “teach China weaving”. China had silk, which was far superior to the best Celtic weave and was the textile of choice for the entire world for 3,000+ years. This is your judgment, not mine; Europeans killed millions in the New World to acquire silver to trade for silk.

However when these same Celtoid barbarians returned to Europe, they brought back with them Bronze (originating, once again, in Southeast Asia or Southern China) and other tools that the primitive, inferior European needed for basic survival (I won’t say civilization, because Western Europeans didn’t have a civilization until the 1500s).

The wheel was indepedently invented in China. The stirrup, another East Asian invention, allowed barbaric and inferior Europeans to ape Middle Eastern horse riders more effectively.

For more on the subhuman inferiority of the European race, see this link:

Disgusting American Hypocritesaid

Actually the original inhabitants of Xinjiang were East Asian Turks. After that the Tocharians, not Celts at all btw, moved in to trade with the superior Chinese civilization. They never went back to backwards, incestuous, mentally challenge, cultureless, dirty Europe until they were kicked out (much to China’s dismay at losing their jade-mining white apes) by the superior Turkic peoples. They did rape these Indo-European whores left behind though, and as a result you have the Uighur.

stoogieesaid

Gee man, I went out for a shit and the whole circiut is in full swing when I’m not looking …

here we have dum-diddy-do and dum-diddy-dum (an ozzie convict on the loose) making a fool of themselve again with their German lapdog barking at the audience for not laughing loud enough

And dum-diddy-do said: “my sole purpose in coming to this benighted land is to spread a little civilisation “…

Hang on, last time you said you were here to copulate with a cheap ass 100RMB Shanghai whore you picked up in a dark alley. Well .. with cheap comes stupid: wasn’t it Mrs Mylaowai that told you “Pregnant women shouldn’t watch TV, to avoid damaging their baby’s eyes.”

Disgusting American Hypocritesaid

The consistent rule of human history from 70,000 B.C to 1600 AD is that there was a stable cline of inferior to superior going from West to East. The deranged, unintelligent Western European peoples were inferior to the Middle Easterners, Indians, North Africans and the East Asians.

Pottery, bronze, writing, concrete and civilization in general all originated outside of the West. In fact, aside from ancient Neanderthal arts appropriated by the savage Cro-Magnon demihuman called the European, Europe produced no art, no geniuses, no independent writing system and no language until they were civilized by the higher and more evolved peoples of East Asia.

justrecentlysaid

stoogieesaid

We all have our roles in this world .. this lots play the clown very well and I rather be an audience and enjoy a good laugh.

That being said, as dum-diddy-dum (the ozzie convict.. er clown on the loose)would tell you, not every one can be a clown.

You nazi lots just dont have any sense of humour, may be it is due to all the Jews you slaughted not that long ago. Such is karma.

You seem like a tried-hard with words and your blog is not even worth to shat on. When you learned to write simple and effective sentences like dum-diddy-dum (“we laowai in China all need to circle the wagons and point the loud end of the gun facing out”), then I may pop over to check out your circus.

stoogesaid

We all have our roles in this world .. this lots play the clown very well and I rather be an audience and enjoy a good laugh.

That being said, as dum-diddy-dum (the ozzie convict on the loose)would tell you, not every one can be a clown.

You nazi lots just dont have any sense of humour, may be it is due to all the Jews you slaughted not that long ago. Such is karma.

You seem like a tried-hard with words and your blog is not even worth to shat on. When you learned to write simple and effective sentences like dum-diddy-dum (“we laowai in China all need to circle the wagons and point the loud end of the gun facing out”), then I may pop over to check out your circus.

You seem like a tried-hard with words and your blog is not even worth to shat on. (stooge)
Well, I didn’t suggest that you should write my blog, stooge. I suggested that you write your own. If you can’t do that but feel that you need a good read, just make your own wise choice, wherever that goes. I wish you a relaxed sunday.

I freely admit that my grasp of the German language is incomplete, to say the very least. That said, however, if my understanding of the above pingback-link is correct, then I guess it’s time that you and I had a drink, Justrecently.

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