1) I'm a pretty retarded dude. I don't know what to say about myself. I'm a WICKED nice guy (to most people) and like to go out and have fun (sometimes a little too much - and I've got the bruises to prove it), then I wake up, laugh it off and do it all over again. I love hanging out with my friends and doing what ever won't get us arrested (well, most of the time).

If you're thought is, "This guy sounds fun to date, you're retarded.

2) Man who murdered online date had 900 Facebook friends

Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Seconded on the 'can see anything particularly worrying about the guys profile'. He doesn't sound like a serial killer. Hell, he doesn't even sound like a creep. He just sounds like a typical no commitments kind of guy, also a little bit reckless and stupid, who might take you out for a date and then never call you again.

CapeFearCadaver:Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL

Mega Steve:CapeFearCadaver: Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

You're not marketing yourself properly. Steal a picture of some good-looking bad-boy type, put on your bio that you're in jail for the most terrible things imaginable, and I bet you'll make lots of friends.

u r so hawt we shuld totes get 2gether after u get out just dont kill me LOL

Desperate is more like it. Desperate and now dead. The FA is not very detailed, but it sounds like she broke the first rule of on-line dating. First couple of dates: meet in a public place, let everyone know where you will be, and time-limit the date. Never, ever go home with a man on a first date!

".But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. ..Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: ..We're ALL mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' ..How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. ..You MUST be,' said the Cat, ..or you wouldn't have come here.'

I trust that the writer of this article realizes that this is actually a Lewis Carroll quote and not actually a sign of imminent mental collapse (at least, I sure hope not, since it's been my email sig for about eight years now).

Unfortunately, if those are the best quotes they can come up with from the guy's page, all this demonstrates is that some things can't be predicted or prevented by looking at someone's Facebook.

Desperate is more like it. Desperate and now dead. The FA is not very detailed, but it sounds like she broke the first rule of on-line dating. First couple of dates: meet in a public place, let everyone know where you will be, and time-limit the date. Never, ever go home with a man on a first date!

Hey hey hey!! You pipe down or you will ruin it for the rest of us serial killers missy.

AposNot to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.

Exactly. His stuff, as posted in the article, comes across as hyperbolic nonsense, with maybe a fascination on things of a dark nature. Doesn't necessarily mean he's a psycho waiting to rampage. Haven't people learned that things posted on the internet aren't necessarily true?

Sounds like he freaked out when the girl's parents called, and did himself in. Shame, because if he did kill her, it would have been nice to lock him in jail. Or, find out what happened to her, even if it was accidental. Now the family has little closure and no recourse.

Duck_of_Doom:AposNot to sound insensitive,but there's nothing overtly ominous about those posts. Just sounds like a raucous,albeit sllow-witted, frat boy.

Exactly. His stuff, as posted in the article, comes across as hyperbolic nonsense, with maybe a fascination on things of a dark nature. Doesn't necessarily mean he's a psycho waiting to rampage. Haven't people learned that things posted on the internet aren't necessarily true?

Sounds like he freaked out when the girl's parents called, and did himself in. Shame, because if he did kill her, it would have been nice to lock him in jail. Or, find out what happened to her, even if it was accidental. Now the family has little closure and no recourse.

Maybe when he killed himself he screwed up and suffered for hours. Theres always that.

Where did they get that his profile was full of dark humor? None of that seemed dark to me, in fact it looked quite normal. Those last three quotes they had in the article were all taken from tv shows and movies.

Roy: "'Shut up! Do what I tell you! I'm not interested!' These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!"Moss: That's good.Roy: What's yours?Moss: Mine doesn't look any good now.Roy: Go on.Moss: "I'm going to murder you! You bloody woman!"Roy: You might want to play a bit hard to get.

ReapTheChaos:Where did they get that his profile was full of dark humor? None of that seemed dark to me, in fact it looked quite normal. Those last three quotes they had in the article were all taken from tv shows and movies.

CapeFearCadaver:Zombie DJ: Is this really a thing now? If I commit a crime, it'll be entered as to how many online friends I have? Because my old MySpace page had all 4 Ninja Turtles and President Clinton.

Well shiat. If I decide to go on a murderous rampage I'll be held up to the fact that I have no online friends. Bummer.

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