>Be me>invited to family Christmas dinner>Show up two hours late, family already eating>"Anon, we waited an hour for you to show up!">Shout "You should be honored by my lateness! That I would even show up to this fake shit!">"Anon, sit down and eat">Start popping Rosé over the Christmas ham yelling "Tonight, we gone do everything that the Kan like!">Dad and uncle throw me out>Yell "No one man should have all this power!">Go home to cry and write a bunch of songs with references to suicide

>>52246692>Go to club>Niggas goin gorillas>See qt3.14 Armenian girl>"I don't know if you got a man or nah- if you got plans or nah- if God put me in your plans or nah... I'm trippin this drink got me sayin a lah.">She starts slowly backing away>"You ever have sex with a pharohhhhhhhh??? I put the pussy in a sarcophagus.">Get thrown out by bouncers>Go home to cry and write a bunch of songs with references to suicide

>friend is a bassist in a fairly well known band>he shows me demos of songs that are going to be on their next album.>get a phone call from another friend.>i answer and say "I'm at my bros place listening to songs no one has heard before... because my life is dope and I do dope shit."

>in a french-ass restaurant>order croissants>croissants still haven't arrived>"hurry up with my damn croissants">get thrown out by french-ass chef>go home to cry and write a bunch of songs with references to suicide

>>52246692>Playing a show>Be talking about this cold motherfucker who kills his children and wife>Everyone be hatin>"Ay yo shut the fuck up this this about Frankie">Everyone starts rioting>Go home to cry and write a bunch of posts on /mu/ with references to Suicide

>>52246692>be at uni>at a lecture and phasing out>some qt asks me if I get what the prof is saying>"Uh?">"Some niggers graduate but be still stupid">asks me what I mean>"bitch one more fuck and I can own you">she backs away and says I cant talk to her like that>"my niggers cant control me">get slapped in the face>"bitch are you fucking bogus with you skinny shoulders!!!?">prof takes notice informs the security>get thrown out the lecture hall>"come on niggers what happened, you niggers aint breathing your gasping">get hit by the guard who is actuall nigger>go home crying and saying :"homie this shit is basic, this is your desertation, welcome to graduation"

>>52246905>at a girl's house>her aunty come over, skinny bitch with no shoulders>she's fronting like she knows our relationship>put my feet up on the sofa to disrespect her>girl throws me out her place>go home and cry on the phone to justin vernon

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