Aww, is someone butthurt I didn't text them back? That's cute. I'll ask the question since obviously it hasn't hit you: if I'm so tragic and awful, why are you the one trying to contact me? Take your...

Fox news felt the need to tell you the couple was "begging for their lives". What really sucks is all the other red power rangers who are now under fire for being murder sociopaths and they probably...