Isle of Wight is a nice enough place, and I got to live out a dream of 4-days-a-week for most of 2016 which was great to try. But the island is real small, and people here just sort of work a bit, boat a bit, and moan about the weather, so future prospects weren't very tantalizing. I'm totally up for meeting, 2017 UK Crappacon is a go!

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you.":: - FML

Oh, hey, Gabe? Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit--I hope you die of something painful and shitty that no one knows how to cure, why you lay there and moan for twenty fucking years in agony, you fucktard shitbag.

I hope you writhe in agony for years--oh, wait, nevermind, just /ignore it. FAGGOT ASSHOLE.

"I've known you were an idiot since before nine eleven." -- Just Another Friendly Dischordian

I'm greatly enjoying London so far, work is fun, and time goes by way too fast. I figure wife and I have about 2 years before Brexit goes through, so we better enjoy it while it lasts. And I'm still hoping to meet Frog (& anyone else) at some point.

How you?

"Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you.":: - FML

In all honesty, it's hard to watch people go completely bonkers. Been there with my nan, and it's not a laughing matter. Granted, she was about 87 when she lost all touch with reality, but still - dementia is a horrible thing. I would much rather take cancer, thank you.

Hey guys. I wanted to say goodbye to you all before this place eventually shuts down.

Planetcrap was the first forum I ever posted on, and, heh, I guess it showed. I often was a stupid and ignorant ass, said some really dumb shit. But I learned from it, and I hope that today, being quite a few years older, too, I have matured both as a person and as a forum participant.

There's one thing I wanted to get off my chest for years. Ergo, I apologise for the absolutely assholish and insensitive comments I once made about your mother. I said some stupid shit, you called me out, and I insulted her, you told me that she was dead, and I answered with an even worse insult. I would have never admitted it back then, but I really felt awful about having said that. You probably just shrugged it off as another internet troll insult and don't even remember it. But I, even today, remember it and feel like shit for having said those things all these years ago. I'm sorry for what I said, Sir.

To Jibble and G-Man, heh, you two guys are the two people who gave me the most crap here, and now, after all this time has passed, I have to say I deserved all of it :)

So then, fellows, I salute you all, and maybe we'll run into each other on ResetEra or NeoGAF, where I post as Patrick S.

See you guys :)

"Action stars of two decades ago shot .44 bullets out of their cocks. Honestly, if me and Charles Bronson were in the same room I'd kill myself just to make sure he didn't hurt me."

Wow. Thanks, FoRmat. I don't really remember it, but I really, really appreciate that you took the time to post that. You're a good man. We've all posted some stupid shit here over the years, but we've all grown (with a couple of exceptions). All is forgiven and thank you again.