A.L.F. = Florida Bronco. Florida Bronco is the counter unit to trolls. He's the the troll troll. Trolls hate him - especially Chiefs Fans. He changed his name to Alf because he's the original voice actor of Alf.

I was going to change mine since the LOTR thing is so past now, but then I realized I probably couldn't come up with something much better than that anyway. And besides, I didn't want to confuse all my fans.

I was going to change mine since the LOTR thing is so past now, but then I realized I probably couldn't come up with something much better than that anyway. And besides, I didn't want to confuse all my fans.

Don't. It's about to go from lame fanboy name to cool throwback name. Another year and you're the coolest evar!!!!

Don't. It's about to go from lame fanboy name to cool throwback name. Another year and you're the coolest evar!!!!

You mean I could suddenly be cool? Damn! That would be a shocker. BTW, love the sig. You've got Jay doing the weird afro thing, then the guy next to him stuck into some kind of Doo Wop warp, then the next Unabomber, then the guy trying to do the Ronald Reagan look-alike thing, and finally some chick who's trying to look like the guy out of Mod Squad. Is Indiana really that far behind the curve?