Some of the “non-partisan, fact-driven” things children will learn from the new book are:

Ted Cruz Is A Man Of Great Virility And Stamina:
Many “career establishment politicians are far too out of shape, old or
overweight to even perform such a magnificent feat” as standing on the
Senate floor and talking for over 21 hours. But not Ted Cruz!

Ted Cruz Can See The Future: Cruz spoke with “clairvoyant precision” about the “quickly approaching Obama Care disaster.

Cruz Is The Constitution’s Guardian: Ted Cruz is a “passionate fighter for limited government, economic growth, and the Constitution.

America Is A Christian Nation: American history is
“replete with official references to the value and invocation of Divine
guidance, including official Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays, House
and Senate chaplains, the national motto ‘In God We Trust,” the Pledge
of Allegiance, [and] religious paintings in the National Gallery.” So
hands off those government-sponsored Ten Commandments monuments!

Providing Health Care To People Who Can’t Afford It Is Worse Than War:
Cruz’s failed stand against the Affordable Care Act “was so important
because millions of citizens believe Obama Care is worse than any war.
At least American soldiers have weapons with which to defend
themselves.”

I wonder how they would feel if President Obama had his own coloring book that was this distorted?

By the way we are still trying to see if Cruz's dad makes an appearance:

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Both Walker and Cruz claim to be on a mission from God and speak to the old "White Man in the Sky" on a regular basis. But there can't be two Anointed Ones, so perhaps a spiritual cage match is needed in which they attempt to cast the demons out of each other, Alternately, Bobby Jindal could perform an exorcism on both of them, lot's of head-spinning and green vomit flying and that's just the press conference.