Jermaine Pennant ‘forgot he owned Porsche’

Stoke City star
Jermaine Pennant simply could not remember owning an expensive Porsche, after leaving it at Zaragoza train station for a staggering five months.

Total lack of recall: Supercar fan Jermaine Pennant (Picture: Getty)

Footballers are already stereotyped as being a bit underwhelming in the brains department and this really isn’t going to help their cause one little bit.

As if leaving the car abandoned for nearly half a year wasn’t bad enough, Spanish paper Marca reports that when the player’s former club, Real Zaragoza, phoned him to let him know, Pennant still had no recollection that the vehicle was his.