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Right! So! If you know about a thing I do, chances are you're wondering why I don't do it more often. It's because it isn't my job! Let's change that, so I have to do what you want.

Well actually, it's also because I *am* working hard on things, but they're secret things, or they aren't finished yet, so you don't get to see them. But we can fix that as well.

If you'd like to download the songs I haven't released yet from my live show, or to see the secret stuff I'm working on (like my comic or my writing) before anyone else... or, like about 50% of the people who ever leave me comments at all, you just want a copy of Mario Land Without Lyrics already...

...then drop some quids in my hat. You'll get goodies, and I'll make more stuff, because I'll feel weird and ungrateful if I don't. Force me to think of you as a more generous human against whose example to compare my own worth: join today!

Tiers

Pledge $1 or more per month

5 patrons

My deep and humfelt gratitude.
...oh all right, you'll also get:
* Mario Land WITHOUT Lyrics!

Yeah! Everyone's always asking me for this, so here it is. Throw me a quid and you get the tune. Then stick around and it'll encourage me to make more like it.

Pledge $3 or more per month

4 patrons

* Mario Land Without Lyrics

* Secret Things Feed!This is the real Patreon stuff. Everything I make goes through lots of changes and WIP stages. Songs have early demos, guide tracks, experiments, alternate lyrics & takes. I also draw comics, which of course go through pencilling stages and have loads (literally years) of planning and WIP stuff behind them. Plus, there's all the little things that never quite make it out onto youtube, short funny songs I record for my own entertainment but can't find a way of developing into longer ones, seeds of future projects, stuff like that. It's all here. Sometimes there'll be private streams too. Try it!

And while we're here, why don't I throw in:* The Ocarina of Time With Lyrics behind-the-scenes project meeting (audio)You might've heard bits of this in my Revisiting Ocarina series. A recording of a genuine meeting between me & brentalfloss, where we worked out a TON of the most important things about the project, including the part set in my apartment, the ending, and lots of other cool details. It's a whole HOUR long and we never expected anyone else to hear it, so you can eavesdrop and hear how the collaboration really worked. If you're into our Ocarina song, this is really interesting, I promise.

Pledge $5 or more per month

27 patrons

* Mario Land Without Lyrics* Secret Things Feed* The Ocarina of Time With Lyrics BTS project meeting

* SONGS! (and podcasts!)

Subscribe to all my songs, and straight away you'll have access to as-yet unreleased ones from my live set! That's the special extended versions of Theme From the Dark World & Let's Play Sonic 2, and the rest of my live songs! Plus you'll get all future songs I make, before anyone else, for no extra charge. Wait though! I'm also making podcasts, so why don't I give you those before release too? And what about those comics I'm making? Wanna see those before anyone else? Well then, subscribe to My Stuff here!

Pledge $10 or more per month

4 patrons

Goodies!* Mario Land Without Lyrics* Secret Things Feed* The Ocarina of Time With Lyrics BTS project meeting* SONGS! (and podcasts!)

* Art & music streams!

Want to sit in and watch while I build my acapella songs? You can do that right here! Also, I draw comics! Did you know that? Probably not, because they're not finished yet. Watch as I draw them! (See the Patreon video for a preview of what the comic looks like.) These patron-exclusive streams happen at least once a month, usually more.

Pledge $15 or more per month

15 patrons

This is an unprecedented amount of money, so you probably shouldn't sign up to this tier. If you do, though, it'll mean I can actually afford to do the stuff you get with the other tiers (all of which rewards you'll get, of course), so you'll be a sort of philanthropist good guy for all the other patrons. I'll reward you with... well, there'll be some sort of google hangout type situation, but we need to wait until there's enough of you to figure that out, say, five people. Also I can think of at least two other things I can give you, but they're not finished yet, so let's just put this here as a placeholder. Don't give me fifteen dollars. Unless you are Baron Moneybags and it literally means nothing to you.

Goals

$364 of $500 per month

I'll record a version of the Hello You song where I cram all my patrons' names in (except people who ask me not to obv). You'll be in a song! And I'll sing it on youtube as well, right into the camera, I'll SING your NAMES.

Oh all right, and I'll use the money to buy a camera & mic for a SPECIAL GUEST who I can then make things with. You'll like it when I do, promise.

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Right! So! If you know about a thing I do, chances are you're wondering why I don't do it more often. It's because it isn't my job! Let's change that, so I have to do what you want.

Well actually, it's also because I *am* working hard on things, but they're secret things, or they aren't finished yet, so you don't get to see them. But we can fix that as well.

If you'd like to download the songs I haven't released yet from my live show, or to see the secret stuff I'm working on (like my comic or my writing) before anyone else... or, like about 50% of the people who ever leave me comments at all, you just want a copy of Mario Land Without Lyrics already...

...then drop some quids in my hat. You'll get goodies, and I'll make more stuff, because I'll feel weird and ungrateful if I don't. Force me to think of you as a more generous human against whose example to compare my own worth: join today!

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Tiers

Pledge $1 or more per month

5 patrons

My deep and humfelt gratitude.
...oh all right, you'll also get:
* Mario Land WITHOUT Lyrics!

Yeah! Everyone's always asking me for this, so here it is. Throw me a quid and you get the tune. Then stick around and it'll encourage me to make more like it.

Pledge $3 or more per month

4 patrons

* Mario Land Without Lyrics

* Secret Things Feed!This is the real Patreon stuff. Everything I make goes through lots of changes and WIP stages. Songs have early demos, guide tracks, experiments, alternate lyrics & takes. I also draw comics, which of course go through pencilling stages and have loads (literally years) of planning and WIP stuff behind them. Plus, there's all the little things that never quite make it out onto youtube, short funny songs I record for my own entertainment but can't find a way of developing into longer ones, seeds of future projects, stuff like that. It's all here. Sometimes there'll be private streams too. Try it!

And while we're here, why don't I throw in:* The Ocarina of Time With Lyrics behind-the-scenes project meeting (audio)You might've heard bits of this in my Revisiting Ocarina series. A recording of a genuine meeting between me & brentalfloss, where we worked out a TON of the most important things about the project, including the part set in my apartment, the ending, and lots of other cool details. It's a whole HOUR long and we never expected anyone else to hear it, so you can eavesdrop and hear how the collaboration really worked. If you're into our Ocarina song, this is really interesting, I promise.

Pledge $5 or more per month

27 patrons

* Mario Land Without Lyrics* Secret Things Feed* The Ocarina of Time With Lyrics BTS project meeting

* SONGS! (and podcasts!)

Subscribe to all my songs, and straight away you'll have access to as-yet unreleased ones from my live set! That's the special extended versions of Theme From the Dark World & Let's Play Sonic 2, and the rest of my live songs! Plus you'll get all future songs I make, before anyone else, for no extra charge. Wait though! I'm also making podcasts, so why don't I give you those before release too? And what about those comics I'm making? Wanna see those before anyone else? Well then, subscribe to My Stuff here!

Pledge $10 or more per month

4 patrons

Goodies!* Mario Land Without Lyrics* Secret Things Feed* The Ocarina of Time With Lyrics BTS project meeting* SONGS! (and podcasts!)

* Art & music streams!

Want to sit in and watch while I build my acapella songs? You can do that right here! Also, I draw comics! Did you know that? Probably not, because they're not finished yet. Watch as I draw them! (See the Patreon video for a preview of what the comic looks like.) These patron-exclusive streams happen at least once a month, usually more.

Pledge $15 or more per month

15 patrons

This is an unprecedented amount of money, so you probably shouldn't sign up to this tier. If you do, though, it'll mean I can actually afford to do the stuff you get with the other tiers (all of which rewards you'll get, of course), so you'll be a sort of philanthropist good guy for all the other patrons. I'll reward you with... well, there'll be some sort of google hangout type situation, but we need to wait until there's enough of you to figure that out, say, five people. Also I can think of at least two other things I can give you, but they're not finished yet, so let's just put this here as a placeholder. Don't give me fifteen dollars. Unless you are Baron Moneybags and it literally means nothing to you.