I saw her nude today, Oh! , boy, I was a lucky man that had it made, alas; the news was rather sad, ... she wouldn't even laugh, ... she was still really mad.

It was a good time in a bar, I didn't notice that her mood had changed, from having fun to blaming me - - - ... I'd seen these moods before, ... I wasn't really sure, ... all I knew was that it could not be ignored!

She looked so firm today, Oh! , boy, my little soldier begged to go to war, her crowd of ladies always say - - - but, when they had a look, ... an offer no one took, - - - She loves to turn me 'round!

Woke up, jumped out of bed, hauled a rake across my head, ... apologized, though not enough, her mother was expecting us, ... got caffine, and all of that, out the door while feeling flat, ... I did it all without a stroke, I never spoke, but had the morning dream, - - - Ahhh! , Ahhh! , Ahhh! , Ahhh!

I hope she's nude tonight, Oh! , boy, four hours shopping ought to buy some things, and though my efforts kind of stalled, ... I hope she counts them all, ... she's the kind that loves the small, ... white lies that keep going on, ... and on, and on, and on, and on...