With his photo doing the various social media rounds today, it’s being speculated that Portsmouth defender Jack Whatmough is actually Jack Wilshere attempting to build up his match-fitness by moonlighting in League Two using nothing but a floaty blonde wig as a disguise (possibly the same one he uses to buy his ciggies in)…

Not that the man himself is having any of it…

What say you Pies fans? Is there anything in these conspiracy theories?