Cops: Man, 76, clipped road worker in rush to make his haircut appointment

Oh, the sound of a barber's clippers and the fury of making it to your haircut appointment on time.

William Faulkner, 76, of Salt Springs, allegedly ran into a construction worker while driving his 2001 Lincoln through a barricade blocking an entrance to the plaza that housed his barbershop, reports the Ocala Star Banner.

When responding deputies found Faulkner in a barber's chair getting his haircut, he allegedly told them he saw the construction worker trying to get him to back up, but was trying to make his appointment, according to the report.

After getting his hair clipped, deputies then clipped his wings and took him to the slammer.