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Reminds me of one of my most favorite Simpson episodes, Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner...the quotation from Homer:

I like pizza
I like bagels
I like hot dogs with mustard and beer.
I’ll eat eggplant,
I could even eat a baby deer
La la la la la la la laaaa…
Who’s that baby deer on the lawn there?...
-Homer Simpson, “Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner”

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Not far, you can be sure. The newborn's natural defense is to remain totally still. It did its job flawlessly. It was hard to determine if it was even breathing as the foursome stood over it, oohing and ahing.

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I'm looking forward to three days of mowing, thankyouverymuch. Sorry about that wet feet thing. Now I have golfers coming tomorrow and I'll be bouncing around on the tractor instead of throwing things and beerifying.

The Corporate Empire is NOT a Constitutional Republic...
...but it plays one on TV.

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I'm looking forward to three days of mowing, thankyouverymuch. Sorry about that wet feet thing. Now I have golfers coming tomorrow and I'll be bouncing around on the tractor instead of throwing things and beerifying.

Don't believe the hype people. Bob got up and mowed at the crack of dawn then golfed 48 holes with us when we showed up. It was an awesome day. Bob is the man!

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I crapped out at 36 holes today. My hip joint is complaining. This week was the most hours I ever spent mowing. The payoff was a few people actually showing up to take advantage of it. That's why I do it.

The Corporate Empire is NOT a Constitutional Republic...
...but it plays one on TV.