In which Norrköping striker Alhaji Kamara takes his 92nd-minute red card against Orebro incredibly personally – sprinting from the pitch and down the tunnel, wailing and bawling as he makes his ridiculously dramatic exit…

He didn’t stop until he got home:
“Aagghrh, nooo…Taxi!”
“Where to mate?”
“Aaggghrr…just drive…Nooo AAaghhrrgh!…”
ten minutes later
“Here do you?”
“Nooooo! I mean yes, but Aaarrghh, maaaaannnnnn. Can you break a twenty? AaaaaggghrrhhNoooooooo!!!!!!”
“Just get out mate.”