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I Saw You

Bison

Age60

We met at our first Bisonaholics Anonymous meeting. I don't know which of us was fatter. Still in the throes of our addiction, I was about to tell you how I used our most favorite meat during sex when you heard the snorting of the Bison-Flavored Ice Cream Truck and galloped after it like a bison cow in heat, bison helmet and all. I have pictured our sweaty, greasy bodies naked many times hence. Meet me at Keller's Market next Wednesday at 4pm sharp and I will rub raw bison steak on you.