OgreMagi:Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )/You're welcome./Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

Not to put things off topic here mag, but where do you go to meet couples? My wife and I have been looking for a decent girl... We found a great couple to date, but we both agree that having a girlfriend would be less complicated... Any tips on where to look physically or online places?

I really shouldn't help you considering your past posting history but try here just leave your prejudice at the door.

Oh_Enough_Already:As is per usual on Fark, there's not a single person complaining about her who - if they're a female - is anywhere near as attractive as she is or - if they're a male - has ever had sex with anyone as attractive as she is. Lather, rinse, repeat.

I banged a bunch of pixels back in ought-nine who could pass for her in a heuristics test.

OgreMagi:Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

TheJoe03:Bumblefark: I called her a "kid-farker", because I think "pedophile" is unreasonably soft language. You do understand that you don't actually have to fark a kid to be a kid-farker, right. Pedophilia is about a sexual inclination, not the activity itself. Anyway...

Doesn't the inclination have to be towards children and not teenagers? Admit you're being hyperbolic.

Again, that's one reason I don't get into the psycho-babble with this stuff...the definition of "pedophile" varies quite a bit among clinicians, mostly out of quibbling over what age delineates "child" from "teenager". (Difficulty: having a "-teen" number of years doesn't play much of a role in that debate, these days...13 and 14 are often considered "children", not "adolescents," which is what we usually mean by "teenager.") Besides, there are plenty of ways to abuse your power and position over those who are sexually mature...and for that, I offer up the term-of-art, "kid-farker."

Yes, it is certainly hyperbolic. ...It was also intended to be funny, and nothing is funny without exaggeration.

What the Hell is wrong with you Subby? You used "smoking hot" and while she's not the best we've ever seen she's certainly not bad. So now you've given hope to everyone again that smoking hot in the headline might actually produce a fap worthy picture. But 99 times out of a hundred we all just end up throwing up on our mouth a little. So, because you have submitted a fairly accurate headline it will now erase all memory of past disappointments and set us up for future failure. You have no idea the harm you have caused. Thanks, thanks a lot.

Well hell, I would slide my hypotenuse into her hole, and by hole, I mean where her function is undefined at a point....if you know what I mean?/I need to teach in CO//Not Aurora///not anywhere near Areola

Carly McKinney, a math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, was placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday after admitting to a local TV station that she created the Twitter account CarlyCrunkBear (@crunk_bear) with the help of a friend.

What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.