Being the only person who likes drums amongst a circle of friends is gay. Because then you get stuck with it even though you originally wanted to play guitar. And then you can't trade spots because we already got two other guitar players. And then when it's time for a show, you're acknowledged as the drummer. Which means there's no chance of one of the other guitarists fucking off so you can get back to doing what you originally wanted to do. And then drums are still fun but you're also spending enough time on them to become aggravated as fuck about everybody hassling you to play drums more often. And then some other actual drummer comes along and you're shouldered out of the band when it was originally your fucking idea to get everybody together in the first place.