I fucking hate the theater!!!!

LEARN HOW TO DIRECT!!!!
LEARN HOW TO ACT!!!!!!
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SELF-CENTERED OBNOXIOUS ASS-HOLES AND I LOATH EVERY MOMENT I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU!!!!
GGGAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
And yet when I’m not in the pits of hell I miss it and think to myself, oh it probably won’t be so bad, maybe I’m exageratting!
BUT IT IS!! MY OWN NARCISSITIC DESIRE TO GET IN THE FUCKING SPOTLIGHT IS GOING TO KILL ME!!
Oh and it’s really nice to know that I got cast not because I was right for the role, but because I was your only option. Feels nice.
And now I won’t even have the one thing that makes the whole self-torture worth it.
Yay!!