Tag Archives: Heat Miser

In all the excitement about my screenplay news on Tuesday (He Said Yes To The Screenplay), I forgot to tell you about the other life altering event that occurred on the very same day, Modern Philosophers. After fifteen years at … Continue reading →

It’s going to be a real scorcher in Maine today, Modern Philosophers! The weather wizards have looked into their crystal balls and seen a future where the mercury skyrockets to 91 degrees. That’s wicked hot, as the locals would say. … Continue reading →

Why in the name of Zeus is it so hot in Maine on September 9th, Modern Philosophers? I stepped out of my air conditioned office this evening and into 90 degree heat. Maybe it’s a sign of End of Days. … Continue reading →

The last two weeks have been hot, sweaty, humid, and disgusting in Maine, Modern Philosophers. Heat Miser is back and things are not going well at The House on the Hill because the place doesn’t have any air conditioning. So … Continue reading →

I make absolutely no secret of the fact, Modern Philosophers, that Snow Miser is my mortal enemy. We have been at war with each other for years (a very one-sided battle I might add!) ever since I stole (that seems … Continue reading →

It’s the first Monday of Spring, Modern Philosophers! And it’s 7 degrees. UGH! Clearly, Spring has not truly sprung yet in Maine, but at least the calendar tells us we are fast approaching that moment when Snow Miser turns over … Continue reading →

Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, Modern Philosophers… After months of suffering from Snow Miser’s relentless Winter War on Maine, Mainers are now dealing with an assault from his brother Heat Miser. Temperatures have been sweltering … Continue reading →