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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic
The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that in fantasy, dragons can hover; in science fiction, they can not
Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant? No? Not much of a "power suit", is it?
Don't destroy the world in the first chapter--you'll find you need it later
Go Lemmings Go!
How can I build a death ray if they won't let me have any busbars?
I judge people by what is in their hearts--not by the color of their scales
I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party.
Interstellar amity demands that we make some physical contact at this point, but I beg to be excused
It's not mind-rot. It's intellectual ferment.
Kzinti Diplomatic Corps Let's do lunch
The last man on Earth sat alone in his room. There was a knock on the door. The alien said, "Ten minutes to showtime."
Let me control a planet's oxygen supply and I don't care who makes the laws!
Maybe I'll become an evil genius and destroy the world and THEN I'll feel better
Metal is for wearing. Flesh is for changing. You wouldn't understand, it's a cyborg thing.
Mutate now--avoid the rush
Never volunteer--they'll send you to earth
Nine hundred years ago, I couldn't spell transcendent parahuman deity, and now I are one
NO! NO! Don't touch the plot contrivance switch!
Prepare for the future--read science fiction
Reality is a crutch for people who can't deal with science fiction
Reality is just a transfer gate away
Remember, there's more to life than science fiction, but not much
Robert A. Heinlein memorial service 7:00 PM Barbecue 7:30 PM (no salt necessary)
Sub-space communications--the next best thing to beaming there
That which does not kill us powers up our weapons
Time paradoxes will have given me a headache
Up shit pulsar without a gravity generator
We wouldn't get so many weird bug reports if we just stop selling software to aliens
We're all aliens, but from different planets
*Expensive* Amazon!
It's the year 2000. Where's my flying car that folds up into a suitcase?
Miles' Girlfriends---be all you can be, and then some
It's 2001. Where's my flying car that folds up into a suitcase?
My wife went to Vorbarr Sultana and all I got was this bloody shopping bag
It's the new millennium. Where's my flying car that folds up into a suitcase?
In the Singularity, everyone will be famous for 15 nanoseconds. Simultaneously.
You can't make an Omelas without breaking eggs
The Clarke-Sturgeon Law: 90% of any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from crud
Telepathy--because a bad song shouldn't be stuck in just one head
Human beings are a rough sketch for an intelligent species
I found my popular culture had become unmanageable
You mean we spent three billion years giving them brains the size of cantaloupes, and no one thought to install an ON switch?
Evil cyborg with a chip on its shoulder
Invalid thought detected. Close all mental processes and restart body.
Aren't you a little short to be an Imperial Auditor?
I will not violate causality yesterday
Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to discourage time travel
The barman says: "We don't serve time travelers here." A time traveler walks into a bar.
The dangers of lesnerizing are nothing to sneeze at

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