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Ex-University of Florida Gator and current Miami Dolphin Channing Crowder announced today that he just found out they speak English… in f**king England!!! He was surprised to find out that he won’t need a translator to converse with the citizens of London this week when he’s over there playing in the first NFL regular season game ever played at the Home Office. Do I have any quotes? Oh yeah, this is going to be good.

I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” Crowder said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that.

Really? I can see the confusion considering they don’t call the country English, right? I mean, how f**king confusing! Asshole Brits! I’m not quite sure what Crowder’s major or GPA was at UF, but I can say this—he graduated! With a college degree! Oh, he also thinks England is the land of only white people.

I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”

Once again, great moments in public (government) education. Go Gators???

Here’s part one in what will surely be a 324 part series here at HDW… the arrest of a University of Florida player. A proud and storied (and arresting) tradition exists at the University of Florida since the glory days of the 1980’s when they were one of the best paid teams in the college ranks. Surprisingly enough, this arrest did not involve the weapon of choice amongst the Fightin’ Gators—the AK-47 (pictured above), but we’ll post it anyway just for fun. If you want to read some stories directly involving the 2007 University of Florida National Championship Commemorative Edition AK-47 (aka, The UFAK) then click here or even here. Oh, and Go Gators!