BEST THINGS EVER!!!! *sarcasm*

ZOMG CAN SOMEONE ADD ME I AM THE BEST PLAYER IN EX LIKE EVER I CAN BEAT IS ALONE!!! MY VR IS -9999 AND MY BR IS -9999 MY WINNING FIRST'S IS -∞ AND I TRAVELED -∞!!! MY FC IS F4!153-4T/\/\|<\/\/-8!T(|-|35 I HAVE A TT WORLD RECORD FOR MC3 ITS 999:999.999 ITS AMAZING MY MEMBERS LOOK UP TO ME! PLZ ADD ME!!! CAPS FAIL!