Last weekend we conducted 4chan PMQ/Q&A #3, with 1400 people contributing 4500 posts over 22 hours. I managed to spend the better part of a day answering as many questions as possible—thread here.Since loading large threads can be a bit of a pain on slower computers, you can also see my replies from the /q/ index (hover over the "Administrator Replies" quotelinks).

Thanks to everyone who asked questions and participated!

Signed up for Snapchat as "MOOTCHAT"—can't wait for the torrent of dick pix!

>>10722000>They invite you to a friend's "secret garden">They're eating weird flowers and weeds and offer you some>You complain you can't eat flowers>They convince you to "just try one">Oh shit nigga, you tripping all the balls>You spend the entire night laughing and cuddling in the grass with three beautiful mares

>>10722165>Daisy volunteered to stay behind to 'babysit' you.>It consisted of keeping you there and putting you on your side after you vomited when you passed out>The next morning you're getting a lot of weird stares>Finally at home you look in the mirror>Someone drew flowers on your face>Daisy says you asked her to "make you pretty">The flower trio calls you "the pretty mare" now

Just you people wait until we have mini teleporters hooked up to our computers that we can use to instantly buy and receive anything we want, even with physical cash. You'll be able to get hot BK in seconds without getting up from your computer.

>>10722247>Passed out drunk>Woke up on a friend's couch at like 4 am cradling a half empty bottle of tequila>Stagger out to go get some food and try piece myself together>Go to Starbucks>Starbucks cashier asks me if I've looked in a mirror lately>I havent>One in the store, I look>My face is a mosaic of multicolored penises and swastikas, with a nazi armband drawn in sharpie on my neck

>“Whispered Words” is one of the most famous sexualized fan fictions of My LittlePony: Friendship Is Magic on the entire web. Comprised of psychological as well assexual themes, it is a valuable asset as an example of a sexualized piece of literatureof the show and it may just be the perfect one to include within the paper itself. It isdefinitely worth a read even if you are not into it.

>>10722545One of my more specific fetishes is fucking a stallion who got turned into a mare, even though he didn't really want to fuck. And then After I finish the exact same thing happens to me with him changing back and the scenario repeats itself with the tables turned.

>>10722692No, I seriously hope whoever wrote that got an F>Applejack is the most prominently sexualized in pictures as being acow-girl type picture, complete with lasso and rope while eating apples. Its like she based her descriptions upon the stock vectors and projected from there what porn would be of.Also is erotic apple eating a thing now?I don't know much about poneography.

>A giant hellspawn from Tartarus erupts right out of the ground one day>Twilight rushes to it and finds the three of them just sitting next to it idly>"Shouldn't you three be you know - panicking?">"What? that's not until 2:30"

>thinking about ponies>go to bed>dream about TF2>playing MVM on coaltown>mouse and keyboard not working right>move computer to different places in room to get mouse to work>team loses>1000 robots staring at me>someone left a used coffee filter in a glass of water>wake up

>>10723244>using her magic, Trixie quickly gets those panties out of the way and discards them as she gets a good taste of Twilight's rump, sliding her flexible, fleshy tongue over that puffy donut and then slowly around Twi's anal ring, outlining that pucker with a trail of her saliva before poking and prodding the dead center of it with the very tip of her tongue.>When Twilight regains her concentration and begs for Trixie to desist, she gasps and her breath is nearly knocked out when she feels the pony behind her rump clamp her lips around her butthole and give her ass a deep, sensual french kiss>all the while, ponies all around the two look on with awestruck and blank expressions at the public rimjob display

>>10723463>One student goes rogue and vanishes in a magic mirror.>Better send my other one to go fix it after I remember about that happening.>She has been in that human dimension for centuries.>Every year she is prom queen and everything resets.>Convinced Twilights crown can help her break out.

>>10723486It exists.First you think you're just a regular ol' human and then BAM!You find yourself becoming more attracted to stallions every day, you start taking on a mare form and your diet consists of mostly stallion cum.

>>10723469>>10723489>You end up in Ponyville>Mare are polite and interested in you>Smiles, cupcakes, the world is Y-7>After a few months it has dawned on you that you realize ponies are fucking behind doors all the time>Marriage is celebrated but is uncommon>Most ponies just have friendships, fuck buddies and friends they like to fuck>They've been warming up to you but embarrassed to initiate anything>You didn't seem interested