About The Author

Paul

I think I'm a part of the first generation of journalists to skip print media entirely, and I've learned a lot these last few years at Forbes. My work has appeared on TVOvermind, IGN, and most importantly, a segment on The Colbert Report at one point.

Jim Lahey

F***. George. Lucas. I agree with patton oswald, he should have died in 1993. Then I would at least have my untarnished childhood memories, instead of being plagued by his Jar Jar Binksian levels of incompetence.