[Series finale] As our starship and its crew near the end of their voyage, we're at the end of the season, the series, and our rewatch. And, at the end of it all... a plate of beans the size of the Delta Quadrant. [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Aug 6, 2018 at 6:32 AM - 23 comments

Lt. Carey, personal log, stardate 54775.4. I'm about to beam down to an alien planet on a mission from Starfleet, looking for remnants of a famous 21st-century Earth probe. This is my first away mission in over six years, which is kind of weird, given Voyager's tiny crew. Ah well, it's probably not any kind of omen of misfortune. Starfleet history, here I come! [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 23, 2018 at 3:13 AM - 13 comments

The Doctor writes a roman à clef holonovel about being a hologram doctor aboard a starship stranded thousands of light years from home. What could possibly go wrong? [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 19, 2018 at 8:19 AM - 12 comments

Facing his son's banishment from the Q Continuum, Q leaves him on Voyager in the hopes that he will gain self-discipline. Yeah, good luck with that, Aunt Kathy. [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 16, 2018 at 8:01 AM - 6 comments

[two-part episode] Most of the crew of Voyager is kidnapped and brainwashed into joining the labor force of an alien planet, where they are repeatedly re-indoctrinated into forgetting their previous lives. But, hey, the benefits are great.[more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 9, 2018 at 7:51 AM - 8 comments

Voyager is trapped in a pocket of space from which escape seems impossible. And when the crew gazes long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into them. [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jul 5, 2018 at 4:08 AM - 2 comments

Voyager becomes a battleground for the descendants of a group of Klingon zealots, some of whom believe that B'Elanna Torres's child is their savior. Kept waiting for three of them to show up with gold, frankincense, and gagh.[more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jul 2, 2018 at 7:31 AM - 15 comments

There was me, that is Iko, and my convict droogs, rescued from our prison transport by a Human ship captained by quite the hardened devotchka. But soon, I viddied a holographic doctor putting some manner of Borg technology in me gulliver. You can imagine the surprise, O my brothers and only friends, when I found that all me desire for tolchocking and the like had vanished. I was cured all right… but doomed nonetheless to snuff it. [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 28, 2018 at 4:17 AM - 10 comments

Chakotay must travel between different timeframes to prevent yesterday's enemies from destroying Voyager, which has been temporally shattered. Sha-doo-bay[more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 21, 2018 at 3:47 AM - 4 comments

[Feature-length episode] Voyager answers a distress call from a Hirogen outpost – only to find carnage caused by holographic technology that Captain Janeway has given them. Who will be first up against the wall in the holorevolution? [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 18, 2018 at 8:36 AM - 7 comments

When the Delta Flyer II is attacked, The Doctor must hide his program in Seven's Borg implants. Meanwhile, Tuvok undergoes the pon farr. Can the away team escape the Vortex of Unsatisfied Crushes? [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 11, 2018 at 8:27 AM - 16 comments

A holographic version of Lt. Barclay is transmitted to Voyager from the Alpha Quadrant with an ambitious plan to get the ship home. Beware holograms bearing gifts… [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jun 6, 2018 at 9:08 PM - 7 comments

The Doctor's program is taken from Voyager, and he is put to work on a vast hospital ship, where the twisted medical system is based on social status, rather than medical condition. (Please note: this is not a time travel episode.) [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jun 4, 2018 at 8:07 AM - 13 comments

On the starship Voyager, assaults against former Maquis are considered especially troubling. The dedicated detective who investigates these vicious felonies is security officer Lieutenant Commander Tuvok. This is his story. *DUNK DUNK* [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 31, 2018 at 4:41 AM - 13 comments

Tom Paris enters the new Delta Flyer in an interstellar starship race. When B'Elanna becomes his copilot, will they drive... each other crazy? [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on May 28, 2018 at 6:50 AM - 7 comments

We are the ex-Borg. We are here to talk to you today about organ donation. Your biological and technological distinctiveness could help save a life. Resistance is selfish. [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 24, 2018 at 4:47 AM - 5 comments

[Season premiere; part 2 of 2] Assimilated by the Borg, Janeway, Torres, and Tuvok plot to release a virus into the Borg Collective which will allow members of Unimatrix Zero to retain their individuality in the real world and resist the Borg Queen. Is resistance futile? Thus begins the last season... [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on May 21, 2018 at 6:49 AM - 18 comments

The Doctor makes a house call to the Alpha Quadrant when he learns that his programmer, Lewis Zimmerman, has a tragic and inoperable case of terminal baldness. [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 10, 2018 at 1:19 AM - 5 comments

On a primitive planet inhabited by warlike humanoids with a robust theater tradition, Torres is bitten by the acting bug, and there's no hypospray for that. [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on May 3, 2018 at 3:09 AM - 6 comments

A trio of con artists impersonate Captain Janeway, Tuvok, and Chakotay to try to scam money and resources out of unsuspecting victims. But the crew has a sting of their own, if only they can keep their eye on the tera nut... [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 30, 2018 at 6:45 AM - 18 comments

Three low-ranking crew members' underwhelming job performance attracts the attention of Captain Janeway. Blessed is she for shepherding the weak through the valley of darkness!… [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 26, 2018 at 2:41 AM - 5 comments

Icheb's return to his home planet after his abduction by the Borg is difficult for Seven to bear when her awakening parental instincts make her suspicious of his parents. [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 23, 2018 at 7:34 AM - 5 comments

The characters in the Fair Haven holoprogram begin to suspect the Voyager crew after they witness several "supernatural" occurrences. [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Apr 16, 2018 at 6:29 AM - 12 comments

♫ When your cube looks kind of weird and you wish that you weren't there / Just disable your ocular scanning graft and you can be anywhere / I like diagnostics! / I like romance! / I like astrophysics! / I like non-leather pants! ♫ [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Apr 12, 2018 at 2:57 AM - 9 comments

Attention! The Prefect of Audiovisual Programming has decreed that the latest iteration of The Skyship Chronicles must be fit for retransmission in random sequence; therefore, heavily-serialized plotlines are officially forbidden. And it will have not one, not two, but FIVE cute kids. [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 29, 2018 at 2:45 AM - 17 comments

[stuck between Trekkifying an old Irish joke and filking "Fairytale of New York"] OK, the crew goes to a stereotypical Irish village on the holodeck, and it starts raining, and there's this guy who's just standing out in the rain, and Tuvok goes, "Illogical." The pub owner says, "Don't mind him, he's Paddy O'Furniture." OK, so I went with the joke, sue me. [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 26, 2018 at 7:49 AM - 16 comments

"I'll hold the beast off!" Seoni cried as she stepped up to the dragon, her staff flaring with defensive fire. Merisiel looked to the hulking… uh, hang on [shuffles index cards] combat maneuver defense? Um, these must be for a different— wait, since when do I even use index cards? [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Mar 22, 2018 at 2:54 AM - 7 comments

Voyager has one of its strangest encounters yet when it comes across a human serviette wearing a tam o' shanter--wait [peers at index card] sorry, I thought that it said "Nardwuar"--why the heck am I still using index cards in the twenty-first century, anyway? We're getting warp drive in a few decades! [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 12, 2018 at 7:19 AM - 5 comments

We all float down here, Harry!--uh, wait [shuffles index cards] all work and no play makes Kathryn a dull girl--no, that's not right [shuffles them some more] the man in black fled across the quadrant, and the starship followed--damnit [starts looking through them one by one] ah, here we go... [looks up] do we have a "Larry Gene Blanton" here? [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Mar 5, 2018 at 7:37 AM - 4 comments

"What's the hold-up, First Mate?" "Well, captain, we seem to have run aground on... a giant clot." "What the--" "Well, it is a river of blood, sir." [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 26, 2018 at 6:46 AM - 12 comments

"What is my purpose in life?" "To blow up real good." "B-but I wanted to do so much more than that! I want to travel, a-and take some online classes, and--" "But what about the earth-shattering kaboom?" "Oh, OK, then." [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 12, 2018 at 7:16 AM - 19 comments

As she tours her new command—the U.S.S. Voyager—while it's still in drydock, Captain Kathryn Janeway experiences a series of inexplicable anomalies, even before setting out for the Badlands. It seems she'd better … take care. [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Feb 8, 2018 at 3:03 AM - 8 comments

Let us go back to the waning days and hours of the twentieth century, when controversy surrounded the construction of the Millennium Gate, a monumental, kilometer-tall building that towered over rural Indiana and--wait, what? [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Feb 5, 2018 at 7:40 AM - 41 comments

Yes, I did hire bounty hunters to kidnap Seven of Nine. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this thing, because if I had known that sort of thing was frowned upon… [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 25, 2018 at 3:28 AM - 3 comments

It's the eye of Chakotay/ It's the thrill of the fight/ Rising up to the chaos of our rival/ And the neuroatypical/ Maquis Mauler guy/ Will get us through this mess with the eye... of Chakotay! [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 22, 2018 at 7:26 AM - 12 comments

Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care/ When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to bear/ You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight/ Fever - from an alien virus, fever through the cosmic night. [more inside]posted by Halloween Jack on Jan 15, 2018 at 6:21 AM - 9 comments

These are the voyages of the starship Raven. Its ill-conceived mission: to explore a strange new quadrant with a crew of two…to deliberately seek out the Borg Collective…to boldly perish like no human has perished before! [more inside]posted by CheesesOfBrazil on Jan 11, 2018 at 2:52 AM - 17 comments