If you've ever slept with a baby or toddler in your bed, you will probably find a diagram of your sleepless night in this little book, whether it's the "Snow Angel" (in which Junior's flailing arms and legs send Mom and Dad to the far edges of the bed) or the "Petting Zoo" (with Fluffy and Fido guest-starring). Graphic designer Andy Herald and actor Charlie Capen are the hosts of the popular website HowToBeADad.com, where they offer "anti-instructional" parenting content in the form of product spoofs, how-not-to videos, and, as collected here, pseudo infographics styled after safety manuals, complete with hilariously unhelpful tips. Fans of the site will recognize a few of the 30 positions here, but most are new and all are newly drawn for the book.