Right there, in your driveway, is a really fast car. Not one of those stupid Hamptons-style, rich-guy, showy cars like a Ferrari, but an honest fast car, perhaps a Subaru WRX. And here are the keys. Now go drive it. Right there, on the runway, is a private jet, ready to fly you wherever you…

A thought: Sometimes there are things that sound terrible, but end up being really amazing. Bacon ice cream. Grapefruit IPA. Lavender Mochas. Deep-fried Mars Bars. I think it’s important to note: these things didn’t just randomly appear. For every chai latte or beer can chicken, there were probably dozens, hundreds, thousands of failures. For example:…