This is a thread were you can post your ideal plans for world domination. They can be as insane and as far fetched as you desire. This thread will help me figure out who poses a threat to me when I become the king of the world and lead humanity into a dark age of pestilence and violence.

One of my many schemes for world domination is to perform dark sacrilegious rituals to summon Lucifer and his hordes of demons from hell, then make a deal with him to share ownership of the world. Then, after Lucifer and his armies have decimated the worlds military, amass an army of loyal warriors and betray Lucifer by performing a holy ritual to send him and his demon army back to hell. Finally, my army of loyal warriors and I will claim world ownership for ourselves and rebuild the world as we see fit.

I have already begun growing my soldiers, whether it be in fields or in factories, but one day there shall be enough potatoes to dominate the planet.

You have already consumed many of my warriors, which is perfect as we have secretly been feeding you lumps of potassium, bit by bit. Eventually you will become so full of potassium that when you take a drink you will set on fire due to chemical reactions.

Then we will proceed to dominate and destroy whoever is left, or turn them into our slaves.

I'm going to give myself the trans ability (similar to transformation)
and I will turn into an indestructable string and wrap the entire earth eventually cocooning the earth in a matter of minutes. MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA... *Coughs heavily* Ugh... Hahahaha!!!!!! > THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE!!!!!! *continues laughing excessively*

Acquire an Apache helicopter, then upgrade the armour, weapon and targeting systems, solar panels, wind turbines, add lasers and an invisibility cloak, then destroy the world's air force. I then control the air, and destroy any I oppose me.

Second, I will amass an army of violinists, guitarists, and pianists to dominate the world. The violinists will distract governments with music, the guitarists will subdue any secretaries or guards with their fast fingers on their guitars and the pianists will go into world leaders' offices and strangle them with their strong hands. the world is ours

I'm not really in for world domination as much as I'm in for the annihilation of the human race. I know that I'm connected to it and whether I like it or not I will be responsible for everyone's death in the future.. We as the Illuminati do have our plans and everything is playing just as we want it. When it's time you will know. Four blood moons followed by two solar eclipses in 2014-2015. The project to understand the human species will come to an end and we will start a new trial and error.