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SCP-012-UA - Library

Item #: SCP-012-UA

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The files are stored on a hard drive kept in the Information Threat Containment facility of Site UA-80 temporarily kept in a safe at Site 15 for cross-testing with other SCPs. SCP-012-UA is kept under a stricter surveillance due to its possible military or political use. Creating illusions for civilian purposes using the object is heavily undesirable.

UPDATED 07/02/20██: SCP-012-UA is to be used exclusively for experimentation. Permission from class A personnel with Level 3 clearance and higher required.

Description: SCP-012-UA consists of 2 files: a DLL library named "obj_creation.dll" and a text file named "readme.nowaitdont.txt". The DLL library is applicable in .NET Framework of all versions. It contains a single class, RLobject. Creating an instance of RLobject requires setting following parameters:

length, width and height in centimeters or, when using a 3D model, the longest distance of an object, up to 50 cm;

point of appearance in GPS coordinates (one meter from the machine's display1).

Additional parameters can also be set; however, the resulting program will not compile due to another library, "AdvancedWorldBuilding.dll", missing. The parameters go as follows:

time of object's destructions in seconds (is set to 255 by default);

animation (in unknown format);

chemical filling in chemical formula;

surface texture (likely ignored in case a chemical formula is set).

After compiling and launching a program with an instance of RLobject, the instance (further addressed to as SCP-012-1-UA) appears in the real world for 255 seconds one meter further from the display connected to the machine it's running on. SCP-012-1-UA possesses all of the qualities set by the aforementioned parameters. SCP-012-1-UA "floats in the air" for 255 seconds and blinks out of existence. Searching for any of SCP-012-UA's instances anywhere on Earth after they blink out of existence gave zero results. SCP-012-1-UA does not interact with real world in any way. Real world objects pass through SCP-012-1-UA freely as if they were nonexistent, most likely due to the lack of surface textures or chemical fillings.

A limit of 255 objects per program exists. No limits, aside from CPU's performance, exist for the number of programs running simultaneously.

······································· OBJECT CREATOR v0.0.1 ·· THIS IS A TEST THINGY ·· FOR YEHOR ·· EVEN THOUGH YOU NEVER READ READMES ·· YOU LAZY BUTT ·······································

What's new in version 0.0.1:- literally everything, I've just finished writing this thing;- creating 3D objects with custom animations and chemical composition;- creating 3D objects with a surface texture, in case your butt is too lazy to make up a chemical composition;- setting countdown of object's life.

Complex interaction scenarios aren't supported yet, just animations.

I'll be working on lifeform support sometime later.

At least finish the prototype of your spinoff of my Earth.We all know how it goes. Or, in your case, how your universe conceptsnever get to the stage of actual creation.

New features will be added when you finally read the README. Ciao.

Who in the freaking world is this Yehor? I'm gonna go insane. We've checked every little thing – and, most importantly, every person – connected to that little internet cafe. Nothing. The only thing I can think of any more is to check every single Yehor on Earth personally. Kill me, please. - Dr ████

Murder request denied. Request to check every Yehor denied. This is far from the most important task on your hands. - Dr Murzei

Experiment E012-1Date: 02/02/20██Description: Compiled program launched in Wine on a Linux Mint machine.Result: Program works as intended.

Experiment E012-2Date: 04/02/20██Description:SCP-004-1 unlocked with SCP-004-7 was set as the point of appearance.Result: Program exited with following error: "Cannot get the spatial parameters. Although you cannot get this error while you're on Earth."

Experiment E012-3Date: 05/02/20██Description:SCP-2493-1 was set as the point of appearance.Result: Program exited with following error: "Cannot get the spatial parameters. Although you cannot get this error while you're on Earth."

Experiment E012-4Date: 06/02/20██Description: A mirror with SCP-093 on it was set as the point of appearance.Result: Half of SCP-012-1-UA appeared in the real world, another half appeared in the newly opened dimension. The other half was of the same color as the dimension.

This means you can deliver illusions into different dimensions under some circumstances.Dr ████, please halt any experiments with the object. - Dr Murzei

Experiment E012-5Date: 01/04/20██Description: A photo of SCP-012-1-UA, created with a 3D model of Earth, was uploaded to SCP-017-IT.Result: Photo was moved into a folder named "dreams come true". Log.txt was updated with a following line: "5 years of unceasing hard work finally paid off. Yehor is now who he wished to be, in the world of his own."

An unexpected plot twist, mind blown to pieces. I cease any further experimentation with SCP-012-UA. - Dr ████

Background: Files were found in 20██ in the Game Development section of Newgrounds forums. Corresponding thread was only available for a minute and deleted afterwards. Attempts to track the author of the thread were futile, as the IP address led to an internet cafe in Lviv.
Acquisition of "AdvancedWorldBuilding.dll" is one of the top-priority tasks of the Ukrainian branch of the SCP Foundation.

Footnotes

1. In case a program runs on a machine with no display connected, it exits with an error.