A chicken and cat in a heated discusion sounds something like this:
chicken talking alot of smack saying to cat you want some of this. Cat looks at chicken and says CHICKEN and the chicken responds with PUSSY.
Enjoy the day!!

You put your “cock” in a “raincoat” to prevent pregnancy!
It’s called population control.
Or, maybe I’m eggs-acerbating the obvious!
I’m sorry if you don’t get this joke. I thought it would go ‘over-easy!’

I dunno, the picture just made me think of baseball…He looks like he’s standing behind home plate with his wings behind his back lookin’ for a strike. He doesn’t have a mask though. Maybe it’s tee-ball.