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MY FELLOW LIBERALS – Welcome to the launch of the 2019 Liberal Party election campaign. It’s a grand thing to see so many enthusiastic Liberal women here today, even if many of you seem to be impersonating empty seats. We have not chosen this auspicious date by accident. Let me explain why we’re fair dinkum about this important issue.

Liberals believe in motherhood. We believe being a mother is the one job a woman can do without supervision. Being impregnated by a white Liberal male is the highest aspiration any decent woman can have. We believe every Australian woman should have the right to become a mother. If you’re a white Christian woman whose heart’s in the right place, and as long as you don’t show too much ambition, and if you want to send your children to private school, the Liberal Party will support you all the way.

In this great party we have a saying: “Women are all right to have on tap, but not on top”. A look at the careers of Julie Bishop or Julia Banks will illustrate my point. We owe a great deal to mothers, all of whom were women. Just ask Gina Rinehart.

There’s always room for women at the highest levels of the Liberal Party. We need women to take on the tough jobs where feminine intuition and charm have a part to play. Ann Sudmalis, who regretfully is leaving our ranks, has been one of the great nodders in modern Parliamentary history, and she will be a hard act to follow. Melissa Price is a vital part of our policy platform, though for some reason journalists keep asking her difficult questions, which is why we’ve tried so hard to keep her away from the media in recent months.

Liberals know that behind every successful man there stands a woman, often his mother, or someone else’s. Peta Credlin & Vikki Campion have done sterling work to keep their conservative men toiling away at the grindstone, and we thank them for it on this historic date.

The Indue Card shows the depth of Liberal conviction when it comes to the sacred task of motherhood. This great innovation allows the women of Australia to focus on budgeting responsibly, and stops them having to worry their pretty little heads about trivial issues like freedom of personal choice.

By removing the wasteful carbon tax the Liberal Party has instantly created a resources boom, which means more jobs for men and the freedom to bear and raise children for countless young women. The money families save on power bills can be spent on new ironing boards and other helpful products to help Australian women keep their kitchens clean.

Under a Liberal Government, Australian women have never had it so good. The country needs women doing what women do best. Women make great secretaries, social workers, primary teachers, nurses, receptionists, and child-minders.

In the modern Liberal Party, girls, remember there’ll always be a place for you. It may not be the place you ‘d choose for yourself, but after all, if God had wanted women to run things, He would have made them first, wouldn’t He?

In closing, let me urge Liberal women to show their strongest stuff during this crucial week before the election. Remember, ladies, as long as you don’t forget your place is in the bedroom, not the boardroom, the party of Menzies & Fraser will always welcome you.

“THAT SPECIAL YOU” a poem Sept. 14, 2019 (Saturday) We all have THAT SPECIAL SOMEone WE’RE DREAMING OF, Which DOES NOT mean that (s)he does NOT want to kill us (you), And, even if (s)he seems / looks like a Heavenly dove, (S)he MAY still poke our eyes out or eat our liver clean, Out … Continue reading “THAT SPECIAL YOU” a poem Sept. 14, 2019 (Saturday)→

“PREPARATION” a poem September 13 2019 (Friday) IT’S ALMOST TIME TO W(H)INE AND DINE, ] Lots of PREP TIME shall be mine.] PutOnMyBestFace for THIS TIME, ] For I WANT it toBE sublime, APPROPRIATE and PROPER, see, ] WHEN FINISHED, feeling GOOD for ME, Is CRITICAL and very needed; I donotwannabe UPSET or out seeded. … Continue reading The Egos Con ~→

“BIG FAKE” a poem for FRIDAY, September 13, 2019 A smile, A hug, An insincere I LOVE YOU; You’re a fake, FOR GOODNESS’ SAKE; You’re NEVER authentic or true. “Well, OK, then What’s Next? if you can’t trust anything anyone does as really real?” A BUNCH OF FAKE PEOPLE. “You’re FAKES that’s just what I … Continue reading Big fake ~→

“COMFY!” a poem September 12, 2019 (Thursday) “Don’t go there.” and “Stay away from him.” “I’m NOT comfortable (and you shouldn’t be either) with Brian or Jim, Or Robin or any unstable girl or, even, Gladys, Who hangs out at The Local Bar, [who is] simply a BAD A ( ) S.” Thank GOODNESS, we … Continue reading Comfy ~ in my opinion ~→

With your love dear Jesus thank and bless you for the many times you have looked upon myself and healed me for my separation from you, Now you give me your heart to speak with your beloved people. With your love dear Jesus thank and bless you for the many times you have looked upon … Continue reading Luke Le Bree ~→

“A PLANT’S LIFE” a poem Sept 12 2019 Thursday It grows. We knows. in soil with water so H2 Oh’s the thing; The plant goes AHHHH when, to the plant, our water jug we bring. The plant feels THAT, but can not pat us on the back or THANK (us) Because IT’S NOT SELF AWARE, … Continue reading “A PLANT’S LIFE” a poem Sept 12 2019 Thursday→

IT’S ALMOST TIME TO W(H)INE AND DINE, ] Lots of PREP TIME shall be mine.]

PutOnMyBestFace for THIS TIME, ] For I WANT it toBE sublime,

APPROPRIATE and PROPER, see, ] WHEN FINISHED, feeling GOOD for ME,

Is CRITICAL and very needed; I donotwannabe UPSET or out seeded.

A cool look; a calming stare; I WANNA WIN The Teddy Bear,

That Will be MY prize If I can en-dure, Perhaps2Hours NoMore NoSir.

Just LUCID IL-LUMIN-ATIONS with some GRACE; I need a calm look on MY face.

No twitching, itching, shakes or chinks IN MY ARMOR, for that really stinks.

I WANT TO INTER-ACT AND GROW & be come bet ter don’t YOU KNOW.

And I hear (him/her) NOW; am I ready? TO DEAL WITH ISSUES VERY steady,

And THEN A SMALL DOG COMES INTO VIEW;

“Well, now, what am I to do with you?

I was EXPECTING something else DANG, am I EVEN READY NOW?

I WAS expecting an old, black cow.”

But, instead, this miniature Doberman walks right in,

And tells me that I me I am steeped in sin;

No, suddenly, (s)he tells me I HAVE NO SIN AT ALL.

Well, DANG which is it? WITHOUT A BOX I CAN NOT HAVE A BALL.

The little dog just sits a while, ] AND then sug gests that we reset the dial;

“DIAL to DISCOMFORT, if you wish to grow;

Complacent things are DEAD, you know.”

Well, this RILES ME UP, so I say: “What do you mean?

I WANT TO BE A CALM POOL, and I have WORKED to preen,

MYSELF MYSELF for our dis course.”

“Well, why not drop the pretense,” says pooch; “BUT of course,

YOU CAN ALWAYS BE READY WITH AN EGOIC GLEE,

But WHAT GOOD IS THAT, if the ego will JUST BE,

And agreeTO calm, nice, pleasant and dull?

The ego LIKES PEACE AND EASE, and does not like to feel any pull.”

Moral: So the EGO likes to PREPARE AND read a book, AND follow the procedure[s] with an expert look. And remind everyone of how far (s)he has gone, AND hopefully we are not SO FAR GONE that we believe THE EGO’S CON.

Well, I do not know about The Devil, but I think, IF you are your own boss,

And you can accept ALL TRULY love all and go everywhere,

Visit everyone without judgment and, in a sense – not really care,

And IF your associates MIGHT BE addicts, tax collectors or sluts,

THAT MAY BE YOU HAVE MADE IT

(Just my opinion)

I am simply One of The Mutts.*

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– The Mutts BUT I AM NOT TRYING TO PUT MYSELF DOWN BY SAYING THAT. I JUST LIKE TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE, TRY L.O.L. to stay a bit humble and TRY L. O. L. to stay away from judgment and back biting and talking behind other people’s back(s) and ACCEPTING even what I find kind of vile, obscene, haughty, and or disrespectfully mean. Does that make any sense at ALL?

"SPOSETO" a poem Sept. 14, 2019 (Saturday) Definition PERNICKETY: [adjective] queer, odd, i.e.: someone that does not necessarily do OR THINK WHAT YOU THINK THEY SHOULD do or think. ThereAre JUSTsoManyMany things out there that we're SPOSE to do and we're SPOSE to think, And they're goodForYouandME? and doesn't any of this for other people … Read more

"THAT SPECIAL YOU" a poem Sept. 14, 2019 (Saturday) We all have THAT SPECIAL SOMEone WE'RE DREAMING OF, Which DOES NOT mean that (s)he does NOT want to kill us (you), And, even if (s)he seems / looks like a Heavenly dove, (S)he MAY still poke our eyes out or eat our liver clean, Out … Read more

"PREPARATION" a poem September 13 2019 (Friday) IT'S ALMOST TIME TO W(H)INE AND DINE, ] Lots of PREP TIME shall be mine.] PutOnMyBestFace for THIS TIME, ] For I WANT it toBE sublime, APPROPRIATE and PROPER, see, ] WHEN FINISHED, feeling GOOD for ME, Is CRITICAL and very needed; I donotwannabe UPSET or out seeded. … Read more

"O. J. MAN." a poem on: Friday The 13th September 2019 (I'm telling you) IF you can find a man to squeeze you orange juice in the morning, you got it made, 'Cause an orange juice squeezer that kind of guy is (for lack of a better term:) A HIGHER GRADE, Because he USES HIS … Read more

With your love dear Jesus thank and bless you for the many times you have looked upon myself and healed me for my separation from you, Now you give me your heart to speak with your beloved people. With your love dear Jesus thank and bless you for the many times you have looked upon myself and healed me for my separation from you, Now you give me your heart to speak with your beloved people (Be not afraid that for which I give you to say, for its only a fear that can change its meaning and I speak to you from love when giving you a message.)

(I from this moment on I will raise certain people who will in turn draw others to be closer to me and allow them to come awake to truth and will distant themselves from there deceptions and with my love surrender to the truth for which they were created. Be of cheerful heart all who draw close to me for the beauty I will witness in you as I did Luke. Although he has and is being challenged by the evil ones and the ones who wish to deceive, He has done well. for even him to write this he is challenged. I ask all others who have loved and supported him I place a blessing upon each of you and ask you be strong also to live by true reality with my love supporting you. be your gift I share be a strengthening to your true self that you feel you do well. Be free to call on my angels knowing they are above you till the day you rise to be most beautiful beings in creation when you come home to witness what I shared with you , I AM Jesus