Hillary Clinton’s Guide to the State Department

In The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Earth is destroyed. In Hillary Clinton’s Guide To The State Department, all ethical standards at Foggy Bottom are destroyed – and the world also catches fire.

The chapters of Clinton’s guide include:

Rewarding her donors: Politico reports that Clinton spent a significant time at the State Department “tending to wealthy supporters who backed her campaigns and family foundation.”

Enriching her family foundation: Clinton “kept close tabs on the Clinton Foundation’s activities” while Secretary of State.

Travelling the world on taxpayer dime: Clinton’s State aides wanted to “run up the score on total countries” vistited as Secretary of State, for political reasons.

Improperly blurring ethical lines: Teneo, a firm with significant connections to the Clintons and her top aide, have been under investigation for having “undue influence” at the State Department, while Clinton was Secretary of State.

Enjoying fancy foreign dinners: Huma Abedin made sure to set up a fancy dinner in Northern Ireland with Teneo executives for Clinton, while travelling on State Department business.

While Hillary Clinton can’t even name a top accomplishment, anyone can easily identify the disaster spots that sprung up during her tenure. From Libya, to Syria, to Boko Haram, Hillary Clinton’s time as Secretary of State was a disaster for the United States’ security in the world.

Finally, one thing we know for certain, unlike The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy which had a sequel, the United States does not need a sequel of the Clintons.