Friends, gather your stones.

And join around me in a circle.

Ready

Aim

Fire

I just wolfed ate half of an Oreo Blast from Sonic. I had every intention of eating the whole thing. I did. Then all of a sudden I had this full bloat in my gut. What the hell? I never get full. Maybe this whole diet thing is working after all.

I looked up the “nurtritional” value of a Sonic Blast and this particular one contains 666 calories. Coinkydink? I think not.

I instantly spit in the cup, sprinkled salt all over it, and threw the other half (it was a full half) in the trash. Yes, I have to do these things to prevent me from pulling them out of the trash.

I started a new all natural diet pill yesterday. The nurse told me that things should get pretty interesting in the ladies’ ifyaknowwhatimean. I won’t gross you out too badly but, I haven’t had any ill effects as of yet. She said about Day 2 or 3 I should know what she is talking about.

I plan on sitting my fat hiney on our stationary bike for at least 1 hour tonight. If it gets cool enough (come on cold front!) I might take Bowen for a long walk.