The Adelaide music scene: to many of you it might be little more than a touring speed bump between Melbourne and Perth but to us it's a way of life. Feast within, on all its dysfunctioning splendour, as we bring you the highly satirical, laughingly fictional and intellectually imbecile tales from our rock & roll wasteland...

and please.. NO MORE RED WINE!!
damn near rotted my head this weekend..
wot crazy-arse connection is there, between family gatherings.. and the red drop?
blood thicker than water?
but.. red wine more socially acceptable than beverage cannibalism?
hmmm..

hope ya having fun there anywaze.. in readin' all this statistical nonsense..
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