Let's say you's in the loves with a special lil lady. And let's say she really digs the Portal (the game, not your b-hole -- run if it's your b-hole). The solution? A 'The Cake Is A Lie' t-shirt! An engagement ring in a custom-sculpted weighted companion cube box you made! Well that's just what DeviantARTist risu-san (aka Michael Karpinski) did back in 2009. That was even before Portal 2 came out and the same year I first kissed a girl. "But weren't you born in '81?" Yes. "So you were 28?" HIYO -- we've got a math wizard in the audience, everybody!

Hit the jump for a video of the box if you need to see a video of the box (you don't need to see a video of the box is the thing).