Virgin For Halloween

October 9, 2012

With Halloween fast approaching, the emails are rolling in asking me what to wear, where to buy, and how much skin to show. Finding your Spirit Costume can be a difficult task if you’re not in an open-minded place. Being photographed in the wrong look can fuck you over until next Halloween. trust. One year in high school I dressed as Charlotte Rampling from The Night Porter to my own party…

Chic, I know. But neither the bare nipples nor the Nazi theme went over well with most people.

Anyways, girls always seem to think that Halloween is about turning your inner slut up to 10 and parading around Jeremy Renner’s costume party like a boozy flooze, but this year maybe we ought to try something a little more pure. Something a bit more chaste. What if we were all 18 year old Indian virgins for Halloween?