jb wrote:I thought for sure there was going to be the line "and then a midget stuck his dick in the poutine while the stripper he was with smeared gravy on her tits" somewhere in a post with this title.

As disappointing as me being the only person you've met in person.

First, I also am disappointed I haven't met more of the people on this board in person, but every time there's a get-together, I can't make it. That being said, I'm easy to find if you come to the Boardman/Poland area. I'm either at work, home, or at Vintage Estates sampling beer.

Second, the dream did start to veer into the "WTF?" territory, but then I woke up. We were all crowding into the bathroom, the plumbing wasn't working, but a hot brunette was suggesting other uses for the genital area. I was exiting with said Brunette into a rainy street when I was kicked in the back of the head by my 3-year old, who had climbed into bed with us.

Motherscratcher (even though it was John Turturro's face, I was acutely aware it was MS I was talking to) started making fun of Lead about "something" but I don't remember what now.