Roll With the Dice

Remember Andrew Dice Clay? No? Cmon! You know, the Dice Man  hes the Brooklyn Jew who dressed like Mr. T except with the gall to wear sunglasses indoors. Still nothing? But he was the only comedian in history to sell out Madison Square Garden two nights in a row! And hes got this really distinctive misogynistic, raunchy sense of humor that includes telling dirty nursery rhymes like Hickory dickory dock. Andrew Dice Clay is a cock  not the rooster, just a loser, whose ego cannot be stopped. Youre still drawing a blank? He was the bouncer at club Cats in Pretty in Pink who told Ducky that loves a bitch? Now you remember! Great! Check him out when he swings into the Palm Beach Improv (550 S. Rosemary Ave., Ste. 250, West Palm Beach) for three nights, Friday through Sunday (Sundays show starts at 7 p.m.) as he proves his career isnt quite over. Pay $35, succumb to the Improvs mandated two-drink minimum (which you may need if you become one of this comedians targets), and Clay is sure to make you laugh, cry, and, if youre a woman, probably want to puke in your mouth. Visit palmbeachimprov.com.
Sun., Feb. 20, 7 p.m., 2011