Lady Gaga has blessed us with an iconic Chromatica merch line, featuring undies and g-bangers perfect for your post-iso romper sesh. *Proceeds to throw all my coins at Gaga*

The new official store offers an eclectic array of bright-pink Chromatica-related merch, from tees and sweats to stickers and cassettes. The whole damn thing. All items come with the digital album – in a marketing ploy adopted by many artists nowadays, to boost sales and secure that bag – which means that all purchases will be shipped in 4-5 weeks, once Chromatica is released.

Okay, I had to include this last one because imagine if Gaga literally dropped a line of dildos and anal beads. That would be the greatest day on Earth. (Actually, come to think of it, I’m surprised she hasn’t already.)