TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
BALGOBIN : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
BALGOBIN : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”

BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home.!

TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?

TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?