SparkFun Electronics Commentsurn:uuid:214d0e4e-f1b1-d287-ce26-ac5b4c9f82492015-03-03T15:48:55-07:00SparkFun ElectronicsCustomer #279477 on September Caption ContestCustomer #279477urn:uuid:84bf1884-d65b-204d-d963-660abef7d15c2012-09-25T08:14:44-06:00<p>What do you mean the marketing department doesn&rsquo;t like engineers? I was told this will sell product!</p>Customer #363692 on September Caption ContestCustomer #363692urn:uuid:4fae6734-b015-3802-ee18-c5a4da42db662012-09-23T13:40:53-06:00<p>Yee-huh?!</p>donwatkins10 on September Caption Contestdonwatkins10urn:uuid:c7988ea8-37b7-d644-fb0f-23aa5d031b7c2012-09-22T12:21:35-06:00<p>D'oh! I didn&rsquo;t realize they float to the top if voted up. :-)</p>GroeneRooibos on September Caption ContestGroeneRooibosurn:uuid:e7de0028-6501-7f7e-00ce-192b9e3bdadf2012-09-21T08:01:32-06:00<p>&ldquo;Christ, what an asshole!&rdquo;</p>
<p>(http://arstechnica.com/business/2012/06/christ-what-an-asshole-is-only-001-of-new-yorker-caption-contest-subs/)</p>Jos on September Caption ContestJosurn:uuid:dbac0513-56bc-8a71-544c-79ade70bc0fa2012-09-21T04:07:39-06:00<p>Meeh&hellip; I don&rsquo;t see any LEDs</p>Bwaaaaa on September Caption ContestBwaaaaaurn:uuid:b31d013b-4f96-119f-5d09-0f910868bcb72012-09-20T09:22:18-06:00<p>I was drafted the hat for a few laps, then he farted&hellip;</p>Customer #74791 on September Caption ContestCustomer #74791urn:uuid:5d472a20-d3ac-cd80-6381-7e187cf8ee6e2012-09-20T08:52:03-06:00<p>[major_bludd_voice] Attack! C-O-B-R-A! [/major_bludd_voice]</p>Thimplum on September Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:3a36c323-cdf2-540a-9207-1bc14f86fd3d2012-09-20T08:39:32-06:00<p>if (STEVE == IDIOT){driveStrangeCar(&ldquo;Jeep&rdquo;)}</p>cjh08052 on September Caption Contestcjh08052urn:uuid:fd7a8690-a7bc-1fe1-2fcd-7ad19af5650b2012-09-20T08:35:22-06:00<p>SparkFun&rsquo;s first ever Arduino powered humans show off their driving skills.</p>
<p>;-> (cjh)</p>ADC on September Caption ContestADCurn:uuid:f4ff66b2-bcaf-10ca-737d-f8211e04bcb92012-09-20T08:14:03-06:00<p>Unlucky number 13 was always going to guarantee a race condition</p>ADC on September Caption ContestADCurn:uuid:bb105379-c6bd-5230-8ba8-3aa4f85ebfa42012-09-20T08:13:17-06:00<p>Home straight is where you hang your hat</p>Far_Seeker on September Caption ContestFar_Seekerurn:uuid:b31e807a-60cb-17b2-6ac3-6af7b735d7b02012-09-20T07:55:20-06:00<p>Bob wouldn&rsquo;t discover he was descended from the notorious desparado Yosemite Sam until years later. In retrospect though, there were stuble hints through-out his entire life.</p>Customer #231763 on September Caption ContestCustomer #231763urn:uuid:56fbeaf0-4496-ad20-e8d7-b77a83c701a22012-09-20T07:35:06-06:00<p>Motoring Reveal: Tesla caught secretly testing new roadster model</p>Customer #268720 on September Caption ContestCustomer #268720urn:uuid:5c573ba7-6589-6b86-90d1-f4c18a3dda632012-09-20T07:03:22-06:00<p>Still addicted to leaded solder, Bill continues on his crazy pursuits.</p>DrPhibes on September Caption ContestDrPhibesurn:uuid:1a27a5ce-c45f-f861-15cd-0998f6042a2f2012-09-20T06:43:18-06:00<p>I&rsquo;m the rootinus, tootinus, driver north of the Rio Grande and I don&rsquo;t mean Mahatma Gandhi.</p>Customer #302270 on September Caption ContestCustomer #302270urn:uuid:df6c6580-76ae-16b9-314f-74a1ad7f5ad82012-09-20T06:12:55-06:00<p>Safety gear is for the losers</p>Customer #302270 on September Caption ContestCustomer #302270urn:uuid:8d445813-5bc3-2e3e-7fe5-ee975b3c68d92012-09-20T06:09:00-06:00<p>who says don&rsquo;t mess with Texas</p>joesugar on September Caption Contestjoesugarurn:uuid:5ae1fb9c-df93-a4a9-d5fe-ca471a64fba32012-09-20T05:46:44-06:00<p>I&rsquo;ll get you Yosemite Sam! (and your little dog too!)</p>Customer #15009 on September Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:3891c56d-676d-ee7a-ee95-012ee12a5d5c2012-09-20T04:19:18-06:00<p>Hurry up folks I have a meeting with the President!</p>
<p>https://twitter.com/BarackObama/statuses/248501257055121409</p>Customer #334823 on September Caption ContestCustomer #334823urn:uuid:c1bfdb83-9332-85a9-9721-53df56527e9a2012-09-20T04:01:04-06:00<p>Secret Agent Steve &lsquo;Smith&rsquo; Thought he had the perfect disguise, but alas he failed to notice the large block of C4 duct-taped under his hood; set to blow as the tennis ball passed the small tracking sensor #411 - His last thoughts : &ldquo;Man spies are gettin pretty lazy these days, at least I hid the helmet cam under my hat she didn&rsquo;t even TRY. And then Ahmed just wrapped a black towel over his! LAZY I tell ya. Nothin like a good ten gallon hat for surveillance work. Hey look marker #411&hellip;..&rdquo;</p>Harbingerx81 on September Caption ContestHarbingerx81urn:uuid:8fa9eb5a-8a7a-be2a-b9a2-1ceebc8ac59a2012-09-20T03:11:48-06:00<p>Trust me, the flux capacitor is in the tennis ball&hellip;I just have to hit 8.8 miles per hour&hellip;</p>Cabby on September Caption ContestCabbyurn:uuid:73e80555-e98e-ed8b-f6e8-04e351e01c5a2012-09-20T03:01:39-06:00<p>Cowboy with Gallop 2.0 - faster, smaller, sparky!</p>Customer #331976 on September Caption ContestCustomer #331976urn:uuid:51b4236c-6ab2-17af-07b0-f87f7a819d2b2012-09-20T02:54:30-06:00<p>Maker Faire or not, everyone still comes to the car races for the same reason they go to NASCAR: they want to see a crash and get wasted.</p>Customer #258816 on September Caption ContestCustomer #258816urn:uuid:5a2d7bd9-fa78-14c7-86f2-8b0aeea22c7d2012-09-20T02:33:41-06:00<blockquote><p>Mommy mommy I got a ride in the spark kart.!!yippee here I go.!</p></blockquote>Customer #258816 on September Caption ContestCustomer #258816urn:uuid:77ca11c5-0528-75c7-d770-86345789fa612012-09-20T02:30:58-06:00<p>Ha Ha&hellip;Catch me if you can losers I got a bigger brain and the jeepa-tron MONSTER TRUCK..!! yeah.</p>Customer #362925 on September Caption ContestCustomer #362925urn:uuid:ec02887c-228c-1829-0c08-f69301f1cc9b2012-09-20T02:28:00-06:00<p>they see me rollin they hatin</p>Wylly on September Caption ContestWyllyurn:uuid:e55ba8ec-7fb9-db3f-4b44-f1c104baaa6b2012-09-20T02:16:30-06:00<p>And they call us geeks, no idea why?!</p>Customer #213974 on September Caption ContestCustomer #213974urn:uuid:b1ef64f4-55ce-bc71-43be-c4af87385eec2012-09-20T02:00:26-06:00<p>Got my Hat!&hellip; but where did I leave that tennis ball?</p>Shashank2 on September Caption ContestShashank2urn:uuid:97a82d7a-717b-c439-d799-fd52b19e54842012-09-20T01:07:23-06:00<p>And you thought Makers were found in garages only!</p>SashaG on September Caption ContestSashaGurn:uuid:1d038544-a305-3d6f-3879-480387a8408e2012-09-20T00:56:43-06:00<p>When just a helmet doesn&rsquo;t offer enough protection!</p>Neb on September Caption ContestNeburn:uuid:c5d437e5-0801-ccc7-bf89-4a07216d576e2012-09-20T00:49:12-06:00<p>Thats a real &lsquo;nas&rsquo; car you got yourself there.</p>ted rhodes on September Caption Contestted rhodesurn:uuid:73c6e0ce-5132-2163-558f-e6e7d34738242012-09-19T23:52:48-06:00<p>giant hat? what are you talking about? oh, yes, the miniaturization ray that I used on me and my cart to increase my speed doesn&rsquo;t affect headgear.</p>laserhawk64 on September Caption Contestlaserhawk64urn:uuid:2e53b2b3-1caf-621d-0fac-c9c2b427081f2012-09-19T23:07:42-06:00<p>Ten gallon hat, one gallon jeep.</p>Canoeman on September Caption ContestCanoemanurn:uuid:78aa4c4a-d1e1-9ce1-9755-5868b7f1de552012-09-19T22:57:58-06:00<p>With the voter id law deadline fast approaching, bob and his maker group, made their last ditch attempt, to make it to the DMV, during the bus strike.</p>Customer #269283 on September Caption ContestCustomer #269283urn:uuid:906287ac-8086-4419-9624-ed74ba6bbba22012-09-19T22:43:14-06:00<p>LOOK AT ME NOW MOMMA!</p>Customer #241991 on September Caption ContestCustomer #241991urn:uuid:bd6ecd65-0759-9482-855f-9e8a2bf9f8272012-09-19T22:31:19-06:00<p>What part of &ldquo;autonomous&rdquo; don&rsquo;t you understand?</p>Sciencez on September Caption ContestSciencezurn:uuid:910b320d-9ffb-ec3d-78f6-0e18e4d88c192012-09-19T22:29:45-06:00<p>Only Steve knew that a bright orange hat gave him an aerodynamic advantage</p>Sciencez on September Caption ContestSciencezurn:uuid:37f2ad95-d778-f80d-67e0-bb1148c18a272012-09-19T22:27:47-06:00<p>Steve didn&rsquo;t know that a crash helmet was required to race</p>Fredjikrang on September Caption ContestFredjikrangurn:uuid:7424baa2-ecf4-fd7f-be28-c320862742422012-09-19T22:21:49-06:00<p>Have you ever wondered what a Texan in Europe looks like? Now you know.</p>Time_Rider on September Caption ContestTime_Riderurn:uuid:5227c636-430e-419f-7b30-ac351da41dd72012-09-19T22:11:53-06:00<p>Well ladies and gentlemen, the Sparkfun “free day” is about to start! Who will get to their computer first?</p>Airith on September Caption ContestAirithurn:uuid:03e19a7f-b847-2c39-4b57-3c9e6b0a4d762012-09-19T22:11:23-06:00<blockquote><p>Great race yesterday.<br/>
What race?<br/>
The one with the hats.<br/>
There was racing at the hat show!?</p></blockquote>Customer #328834 on September Caption ContestCustomer #328834urn:uuid:2b3c62c6-e4f9-f885-5bb5-4e69580b16a82012-09-19T22:10:40-06:00<p>Pictured: What motor city residents imagine rush hour to be like</p>Customer #328834 on September Caption ContestCustomer #328834urn:uuid:be452a5e-b486-0cfd-fc48-ecab98ebf7222012-09-19T22:08:01-06:00<p>Ben saw hur coming behind him, and suddenly realized that
the &ldquo;modern day interpretation of a classic&rdquo; he was starring in,
was most certainly not &ldquo;The Love Bug&rdquo;&hellip;</p>mftkoehler on September Caption Contestmftkoehlerurn:uuid:c5c216e7-cc5c-be4e-1f7a-c2371ab6c0122012-09-19T21:53:36-06:00<p>Took that last corner so durn fast muh hat done turned side-e-ways!</p>ZombEE Labs on September Caption ContestZombEE Labsurn:uuid:85603344-8169-ef5c-3865-80f8339a1fbc2012-09-19T21:29:28-06:00<p>Despite the unexpected loss of crowd favorite, Ted “Big Head” Littlefoot due to a blatant chin strap violation, the 5th annual Bald Awareness Derby (B.A.D) still proved to be a very successful fund raising event.</p>Dren on September Caption ContestDrenurn:uuid:8f5881e5-1171-e4ee-f9ef-20bc67c212b52012-09-19T21:27:43-06:00<p>Because otherwise it just wouldn&rsquo;t make sense.</p>thinkalotandmore on September Caption Contestthinkalotandmoreurn:uuid:2a77f287-f80a-ba3a-9962-b1bbe0b99a252012-09-19T21:23:53-06:00<p>If this was the guy that won the bet, I would hate to see what the loser had to do.</p>Alfonso82 on September Caption ContestAlfonso82urn:uuid:867d3c88-5127-ea72-f357-3bd28fe8e30b2012-09-19T20:55:29-06:00<p>Super Spark Fun Karts</p>Skimask on September Caption ContestSkimaskurn:uuid:79a06ace-b2a3-662e-3f46-cce232526c032012-09-19T20:45:39-06:00<p>Winning!!!</p>Customer #200027 on September Caption ContestCustomer #200027urn:uuid:dcf06e03-8ba5-8a9a-251c-7b121a34e23a2012-09-19T20:37:41-06:00<p>You can always tell the guys who aren&rsquo;t big fans of Ethenal.</p>Customer #146957 on September Caption ContestCustomer #146957urn:uuid:23ca55af-4e73-1160-c318-a0adc95949e12012-09-19T20:36:47-06:00<p>Follow me to Sparkfun!</p>Customer #200027 on September Caption ContestCustomer #200027urn:uuid:8ad20643-bc57-883a-a318-1dafea0cea672012-09-19T20:32:24-06:00<p>I still can&rsquo;t figure out how he kept that flag stuck in his hat the entire race.</p>Matt20 on September Caption ContestMatt20urn:uuid:835f01ab-a603-75b1-4e81-7a4652b52e7f2012-09-19T20:14:21-06:00<p>Over weight men riding on children&rsquo;s Toys !</p>GCF on September Caption ContestGCFurn:uuid:a91014c2-8fb4-222f-cd2e-e20bcaaecce12012-09-19T20:12:33-06:00<p>While intended for safety in the event of crash, the hat also added an important stylistic element to the racing outfit.</p>99guspuppet was puppetboy on September Caption Contest99guspuppet was puppetboyurn:uuid:2b19a5c9-1177-caa0-85a0-21246ddc649a2012-09-19T20:10:52-06:00<p>I guess I put my captions in the general comment box by mistake &hellip;. duh</p>CHaskins on September Caption ContestCHaskinsurn:uuid:b9bb99cc-f8e2-8516-1653-883116620f3e2012-09-19T20:07:28-06:00<p>HE&rsquo;S MAKING ANOTHER RIGHT TURN!!!</p>Customer #123494 on September Caption ContestCustomer #123494urn:uuid:74db0b2e-506a-22e4-56cc-100fa4ec6a702012-09-19T20:05:14-06:00<p>fer glory!</p>Madboy #82637 on September Caption ContestMadboy #82637urn:uuid:1129bc0b-7e60-8394-54aa-fc591d042d272012-09-19T20:02:47-06:00<p>also there&rsquo;s now a car sticking out of my buddy&rsquo;s house at the end of the street. Edit: talked with him, nobody was home. Edit2: <a href="http://barbertonherald.com/v2/content.aspx?ID=54285&amp;MemberID=1803" rel="nofollow" >pics or it didn&rsquo;t happen</a></p>Madboy #82637 on September Caption ContestMadboy #82637urn:uuid:38955283-7555-31da-c56b-ae77189fdebc2012-09-19T19:53:39-06:00<p>I was reading captions and considering possibilities when a car chase resulted in the rather crunchy destruction of the next-door neighbors' front steps. The car limped away and now there are lots of pretty flashing lights down the street.</p>
<p>Sorry for that misunderstanding, y'all&hellip; but this WAS a quiet neighborhood.</p>mmgunner on September Caption Contestmmgunnerurn:uuid:768d31db-b3f9-124b-81ea-c23fa3f267f52012-09-19T19:51:43-06:00<p>I&rsquo;m only wearing this hat to make myself more aerodynamic. Normally my hat is MUCH bigger.</p>tpobrienjr on September Caption Contesttpobrienjrurn:uuid:6e7863c7-3a9f-0b67-5492-3fe1c94f344d2012-09-19T19:50:46-06:00<p>Wait till you see the breakout board for this one!</p>TheKitty on September Caption ContestTheKittyurn:uuid:ec7d4910-147c-e1de-f7c9-b04171d89df62012-09-19T19:47:49-06:00<p>As lucky #13 rounds the bend, we clearly see the ingenuity in the creamsickle bumper and tennis ball wheel guards. Limor Fried, eat my dust!</p>diz on September Caption Contestdizurn:uuid:9a64a23c-0f0c-ba5e-857d-693f355d70cf2012-09-19T19:24:25-06:00<p>The new Jeep Grand Marshal. (Hat not included)</p>diz on September Caption Contestdizurn:uuid:a9cacbc3-7ee4-a084-65e8-fe470e92ed692012-09-19T19:23:19-06:00<p>Then the public began to question the government takeover of GM.</p>cm22 on September Caption Contestcm22urn:uuid:a0197b38-a8da-9e66-27c5-b60ea6fd0f822012-09-19T18:53:34-06:00<p>&ldquo;The crazed buggie race of 2012&rdquo;</p>JerryH on September Caption ContestJerryHurn:uuid:57c98c4d-f294-34cd-56ce-5aa1b2e5e2712012-09-19T18:40:02-06:00<p>Sparkfun has announced the categories for AVC 2013:</p>
<ol>
<li>Student Class</li>
<li>Micro/PBR</li>
<li>Doping Class</li>
<li>Non- traditional Locomotion</li>
<li>Peloton</li>
<li>Vehicles controlled by androids wearing silly costumes (examples shown above)</li>
</ol>
CRC_Robotics on September Caption ContestCRC_Roboticsurn:uuid:c027315a-399d-50f4-2beb-6bf6e2cec1c22012-09-19T18:16:20-06:00<p>You better not throw a blue shell at me!</p>Mitch.Tolson on September Caption ContestMitch.Tolsonurn:uuid:6e5b0eb0-c210-36a7-92c6-e9673a5b0c002012-09-19T17:38:49-06:00<p>You get the 411 on that hat!?</p>Nate W Dawg on September Caption ContestNate W Dawgurn:uuid:03be9de0-8caa-d823-e6fc-b3165ad2197f2012-09-19T17:37:25-06:00<p>Headwear: Safety and Style Required!</p>VccDood on September Caption ContestVccDoodurn:uuid:0d5d4e1b-d2df-dae8-d07e-e8d15b0ecba32012-09-19T17:24:39-06:00<p>Does this hat make my JEEP look small?</p>theboxmaker on September Caption Contesttheboxmakerurn:uuid:26f0ebd5-2010-8128-5794-2420525b0a802012-09-19T17:23:18-06:00<pre><code>Bad luck wind been blowin' on my back
I was born to bring trouble in my huge hat
With the number '13' screwed onto my hack
…
</code></pre>Nomad on September Caption ContestNomadurn:uuid:330cdd07-6036-1336-18fd-2c5ce33a60832012-09-19T17:19:07-06:00<p>Number 10, Dale &ldquo;MOSFET&rdquo; Gordon, opens it up down the straightaway coming out of turn 0x04</p>sem on September Caption Contestsemurn:uuid:62dc1e2b-822f-f3ef-82af-c91703e5e7312012-09-19T17:17:58-06:00<p>Nothing says speed with style like a big orange hat.</p>JGuthridge on September Caption ContestJGuthridgeurn:uuid:f6265ccc-0747-1409-6c55-2a86a8a67db62012-09-19T17:00:59-06:00<p>Mr Smith is about to die.</p>
<p>Mr Smith has been convicted of abusing sexist cowboy pickup lines, and sentenced to die by being chased off a cliff by SparkFun&rsquo;s Women&rsquo;s LaCrosse and Bumper Cars Team.</p>einro on September Caption Contesteinrourn:uuid:68f298fd-9951-cf30-38e2-18da9ddbe46d2012-09-19T16:47:28-06:00<p>Come on Magic Hat! Flap FASTER!!</p>Cybot101 on September Caption ContestCybot101urn:uuid:d9ecbedf-cc11-e993-d1aa-f65d44966d912012-09-19T16:45:40-06:00<p>Who said we can&rsquo;t have Mario Kart at maker fair?</p>Customer #362822 on September Caption ContestCustomer #362822urn:uuid:4d6fd678-3182-a196-2636-1570d15bba6c2012-09-19T16:43:14-06:00<p>Shriner wannabes display embarrassing desperation.</p>Funhough on September Caption ContestFunhoughurn:uuid:cc192016-e708-f70b-0133-fb47b86e4ffa2012-09-19T16:38:27-06:00<p>The heat sink on that driver is awesome!!!</p>TonyTNT on September Caption ContestTonyTNTurn:uuid:c8efce6a-9142-ea8c-00f1-40d02a89669d2012-09-19T16:30:24-06:00<p>Hats need to be at least the same size as the car you&rsquo;re driving.</p>TonyTNT on September Caption ContestTonyTNTurn:uuid:57de7f6e-a105-ee50-f2d7-551df44e020f2012-09-19T16:29:20-06:00<p>You know what they say about people who drive toy cars and wear big hats&hellip;they&rsquo;re most likely an engineer&hellip;</p>Funhough on September Caption ContestFunhoughurn:uuid:ec2a9363-7fa7-39f5-bd01-eacbc4b78f4c2012-09-19T16:22:55-06:00<p>&ldquo;According to Pete - Choosing the right driver&rdquo;</p>Customer #302799 on September Caption ContestCustomer #302799urn:uuid:b7be1b87-7f8f-50a7-a5ff-09a2d258e3ee2012-09-19T16:20:59-06:00<p>Look away Johny, look away</p>DeltaDawg on September Caption ContestDeltaDawgurn:uuid:5af3244b-ce41-3056-ab8b-39b9909606582012-09-19T16:14:35-06:00<p>Hi Im a Mac
Hi Im a PC</p>
<p>Mac &ldquo; PC whats that on your head? &rdquo;
PC &ldquo; Its my new O.S. it covers my helmet!&rdquo;
Mac &ldquo; helmet!? &rdquo;
PC &ldquo; yeah. I crash ALOT! &rdquo;</p>cm on September Caption Contestcmurn:uuid:a81d3483-3efd-0e40-cffb-5fbd6f9a27512012-09-19T16:12:27-06:00<p>10 gallons of Lithium-Ion-Hat-Hack powers <em>this</em> cowboy to victory!</p>Funhough on September Caption ContestFunhoughurn:uuid:3947b6e5-3b64-2147-9cf2-dfe0b7fcf8a42012-09-19T16:07:55-06:00<p>&ldquo; The Stig - The early years&rdquo;</p>DC177E on September Caption ContestDC177Eurn:uuid:a18fd1f6-5340-6363-b2e4-485f1cdd80e82012-09-19T16:02:37-06:00<p>Katanas? No, Cowboys Are Just Better. Alternatively: Jeeps Are Just Better.</p>Sora62896 on September Caption ContestSora62896urn:uuid:b93b56ef-8b48-ac71-dec4-dfd4eb00d7b72012-09-19T16:01:53-06:00<p>you spelled <em>Kart</em> wrong</p>Sora62896 on September Caption ContestSora62896urn:uuid:940fad80-dac6-e8bb-7b6f-9b7905101b3e2012-09-19T16:00:36-06:00<p>found it!! lol</p>Obeahmon on September Caption ContestObeahmonurn:uuid:51ee44b2-71f7-7a65-157c-5603546018442012-09-19T15:56:10-06:00<p>Like a boss.</p>Customer #282431 on September Caption ContestCustomer #282431urn:uuid:fbdd1d26-3ecb-7faf-0e4a-363cdcf6b4812012-09-19T15:49:32-06:00<p>THE MIDDLE AGED ENGINEER: Proof that the spark of fun is never grounded!</p>Bp103 on September Caption ContestBp103urn:uuid:afb39434-886a-8471-4c5e-078cfd4a17942012-09-19T15:48:03-06:00<p>When a helmet just isn&rsquo;t enough.</p>Seamus on September Caption ContestSeamusurn:uuid:29bd07b9-1a60-08ec-4e97-f770f80f37752012-09-19T15:46:56-06:00<p>&hellip;and in the unlikely event of a water landing, his hat also serves as a flotation device.</p>JessetheBotty on September Caption ContestJessetheBottyurn:uuid:4f327605-f56b-c490-3622-7e133f8a0d9b2012-09-19T15:41:13-06:00<p>&ldquo;You mean no one told Hatsy that it&rsquo;s autonomous?!?&rdquo;</p>Ryan Clark on September Caption ContestRyan Clarkurn:uuid:9b61944d-d1bf-ccda-c63f-652036cd51742012-09-19T15:25:18-06:00<p>Look ma! No pride! <strong><em>He&rsquo;s making a Right turn!</em></strong> Shut up Bubba J!</p>Echo on September Caption ContestEchourn:uuid:5a3bbbf1-6883-3978-8141-404dfb9d17e52012-09-19T15:17:20-06:00<p>2012 Demo for the Wii U edition of Mario Kart [HD/North America] - Flash Player Required</p>Customer #44168 on September Caption ContestCustomer #44168urn:uuid:f825250d-f758-6429-5fe3-6ac19d38dbb62012-09-19T15:14:53-06:00<p>&ldquo;After David&rsquo;s kid won the race, there was only one way to settle the ensuing argument.&rdquo;</p>DeltaDawg on September Caption ContestDeltaDawgurn:uuid:a3de23d9-6315-1eea-dd91-ddc48b85680c2012-09-19T15:14:43-06:00<p>If (HAT > HELMET)
{
digitalWrite ( throttle, HIGH);
}</p>LightManCA on September Caption ContestLightManCAurn:uuid:63a23ef6-0c6a-d43d-0d9d-d15c20553b1c2012-09-19T15:14:02-06:00<p>Mario Has a new power up. Make hat bigger, car smaller!</p>Arron Chapman on September Caption ContestArron Chapmanurn:uuid:6a3aaf87-56c8-9f03-9518-087f23ab2b4f2012-09-19T15:05:16-06:00<p>Famous Last Words: I won&rsquo;t look <em>that</em> stupid!</p>Customer #233463 on September Caption ContestCustomer #233463urn:uuid:5ee3c9a4-75f5-450f-5e3b-73994f54d6ba2012-09-19T15:04:40-06:00<p>I know right!</p>Arron Chapman on September Caption ContestArron Chapmanurn:uuid:7f921acd-faec-8bdb-1d92-af250ec65bee2012-09-19T15:03:50-06:00<p>Maker Faire; Eccentricism and Hats.</p>Aeroengineer1 on September Caption ContestAeroengineer1urn:uuid:617777f3-3927-df2c-925f-04b3cac047a22012-09-19T15:02:35-06:00<p>This is not exactly what I had in mind when you asked me to come over to play Mario Cart!</p>Red_Baron2460 on September Caption ContestRed_Baron2460urn:uuid:b5492998-02c5-23d3-dd51-fa29d21476d92012-09-19T15:00:17-06:00<p>Holy crap, did you see that tennis ball on that wheel?</p>Atrus_Darkstone on September Caption ContestAtrus_Darkstoneurn:uuid:30654490-28ad-b14c-adc7-92398d9f21922012-09-19T14:59:40-06:00<p>Although the experiment failed to produce a flying car, DARPA decided to exhibit the project anyway.</p>Thimplum on September Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:af956b4c-4b4a-55e1-79af-bf68ad82a32d2012-09-19T14:58:34-06:00<p>CHEESE HEADS ARE AWESOME!</p>Thimplum on September Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:368a74c3-613b-f8d0-39a7-7341578b2a782012-09-19T14:57:45-06:00<p>Hatters gonna hat.</p>archaeo on September Caption Contestarchaeourn:uuid:0d324930-040c-4542-9a4d-bcf7d2255f312012-09-19T14:56:18-06:00<p>Clear evidence that 13 is unlucky, even if you are in first place.</p>Customer #233463 on September Caption ContestCustomer #233463urn:uuid:e5a3608d-d7f7-dd1b-9b08-b1ed6f61aa252012-09-19T14:53:56-06:00<p>Suck it cheese Heads!</p>Scrubb on September Caption ContestScrubburn:uuid:50c113a9-4d15-b4f0-18ad-144b1752e82d2012-09-19T14:51:10-06:00<p>Between the oversized hats, wind sheer, winding course, and tiny cars there was a follow up investigation to determine if the race sponsorship by the American Chiropractic Association was actual a subversive plot to drum up business.</p>NotDavid4JustDavid on September Caption ContestNotDavid4JustDavidurn:uuid:7923a5a6-598d-65c7-e987-e6ad3cc048082012-09-19T14:29:52-06:00<p>Of course it&rsquo;s a Sparkfun hat! It&rsquo;s RED, isn&rsquo;t it?</p>DmitriK on September Caption ContestDmitriKurn:uuid:121bf24e-0dc6-51fa-c706-6fa91e0a192f2012-09-19T14:26:01-06:00<ul>
<li>&ldquo;Somehow, this seemed like a good idea at the time. At least I got some balls&hellip;.fuzzy, neon-green ones!&rdquo;</li>
</ul>
MetabolicCloth on September Caption ContestMetabolicClothurn:uuid:f4a2b8e0-0dd7-9a39-bbf2-a74b60c7af4a2012-09-19T14:09:14-06:00<p>Although the &lsquo;Jeep Racer&rsquo; felt bad about taking his sons car, he knew it was the only way for him to make it on the home page of Sparkfun</p>Customer #235520 on September Caption ContestCustomer #235520urn:uuid:809a6447-74df-4c14-4c86-c1a94b9c9b882012-09-19T14:06:05-06:00<p>mwahaha!!! The people behind me can&rsquo;t see!</p>North Alabama PC on September Caption ContestNorth Alabama PCurn:uuid:21041af2-224a-19c9-7b15-6c003d897bd32012-09-19T14:04:55-06:00<p>Due to high gas prices some Makers have turned to driving their kids electric vehicles to save money, on the minus side the only issue now is the traffic jams of slow moving vehicles.</p>dammitcoetzee on September Caption Contestdammitcoetzeeurn:uuid:cf956ccd-c10f-5aa8-8956-50a2e786d8342012-09-19T14:04:01-06:00<p>In retrospect it was a bad idea to allow Clown Harvard to research a new helmet specification.</p>NoahSH on September Caption ContestNoahSHurn:uuid:44035fee-e184-8acc-af40-e3c816c4d41b2012-09-19T14:03:23-06:00<p>A spinning red turtle flies out of view as Curiosity probe reveals the latest of the red planet&rsquo;s geeky sub-cultural hullabaloo.</p>JayJ on September Caption ContestJayJurn:uuid:9a63ac53-771f-dd81-913d-9ab857e9f7012012-09-19T13:53:52-06:00<p>YEAHHH! almost there.</p>soggymushrooms on September Caption Contestsoggymushroomsurn:uuid:888c0231-8e6f-3868-5d42-359814f25b8b2012-09-19T13:53:19-06:00<p>The first time rednecks take <em>right</em> turns</p>Evil Genius jr. on September Caption ContestEvil Genius jr.urn:uuid:8f6ca6f5-117f-5ff2-085e-36e3a4dacb1f2012-09-19T13:49:48-06:00<p>Powwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeerrrrr!
&ldquo;In authentic Jeremy Clarkson voice&rdquo;</p>Richard Hart on September Caption ContestRichard Harturn:uuid:15804214-d986-ed1f-25f7-33912fd00c5b2012-09-19T13:46:17-06:00<p>NASCAR as seen through the eyes of a SparkFun customer.</p>Jonsie on September Caption ContestJonsieurn:uuid:27a7a8e3-1e16-6cbe-9032-b176772c8b002012-09-19T13:46:07-06:00<p>&ldquo;Size doesnt matter&hellip; its how you use it&rdquo;</p>MenchFrest on September Caption ContestMenchFresturn:uuid:3059a4b1-9df4-b549-f2b8-0593d13268f32012-09-19T13:44:35-06:00<p>They said aerodynamics would kill my ride, but aerodynamics never saw my ride coming</p>iFly on September Caption ContestiFlyurn:uuid:a3aec48e-e937-0db2-8097-55d3fe4c5fa32012-09-19T13:42:18-06:00<p>My son&rsquo;s car rocks.</p>Customer #362773 on September Caption ContestCustomer #362773urn:uuid:75477455-adc9-f7b9-5c80-4a395f20f4fe2012-09-19T13:41:48-06:00<p>Oh no&hellip;.is that a blue shell I hear?</p>trevor on September Caption Contesttrevorurn:uuid:0787b0d0-642f-d974-af27-7e396bf1c3c62012-09-19T13:35:58-06:00<p>Rickey got a big ranch. Rickey got a big bull. Rickey got horses. Rickey got chickens and everything. And Rickey got a 20-gallon hat.</p>Customer #301878 on September Caption ContestCustomer #301878urn:uuid:8a4b95e6-0789-58d1-d8d0-2f184daeec3b2012-09-19T13:20:04-06:00<p>Shake and bake!!</p>
<p>Or</p>
<p>Stop and break!!</p>robotteck on September Caption Contestrobotteckurn:uuid:e46bec66-669d-a5a7-51aa-23902dc9b1452012-09-19T13:16:19-06:00<p>Hahahaha, thy holy hat of divinity shall make me victor! Your makerness doth not compare!</p>Customer #155914 on September Caption ContestCustomer #155914urn:uuid:b7257234-58bb-dfc2-a596-6232063bc5482012-09-19T13:12:02-06:00<p>&ldquo;They say everything is bigger in Texas&hellip;Phil knew this applied to headgear, of course, but apparently it doesn&rsquo;t apply to go-carts.&rdquo;</p>Ichbinjoe on September Caption ContestIchbinjoeurn:uuid:be6b69ff-b0fb-c96a-85e4-0b0ac2eb2dda2012-09-19T13:10:22-06:00<p>This is just a demonstration of the new rules of baseball. Running the bases in a go kart, and with a massive hat.</p>sentryGun53 on September Caption ContestsentryGun53urn:uuid:b6561b3b-8b01-c171-dffe-2e9c019007002012-09-19T13:04:59-06:00<p>After Rainbow Road, it just isn&rsquo;t the same.</p>Gary D. on September Caption ContestGary D.urn:uuid:8af87e95-5e22-1d5f-6523-2cc3ff8bfe952012-09-19T12:49:30-06:00<p>Go go gadget tennis ball!</p>Gary D. on September Caption ContestGary D.urn:uuid:889b604c-8e14-63d0-5c75-26300a120d2c2012-09-19T12:47:18-06:00<p>I told you I was Aerodynamic !</p>JohnathanN. on September Caption ContestJohnathanN.urn:uuid:b861d1b5-fa06-0e16-20b8-1b0cce92ccfe2012-09-19T12:30:31-06:00<p>Yosemite Sam in retirement.</p>kfitch42 on September Caption Contestkfitch42urn:uuid:463c5c7e-7fbd-3e82-2544-ab5b8a07f7752012-09-19T12:28:29-06:00<p>♪ D hat, D hat, D hat is on fire!
We don&rsquo;t need no water—Let the mother-maker burn!
Burn, mother-maker, burn! ♪</p>Jamster on September Caption ContestJamsterurn:uuid:5e2956fa-bed9-f2cc-6aa7-595b4dc02ec82012-09-19T12:22:13-06:00<p>No, you must get in the other side. This side has a no entry sign.</p>matt.o on September Caption Contestmatt.ourn:uuid:71ca7cf9-8e5e-fa0f-1248-8cd9fd6b31092012-09-19T12:01:22-06:00<p>Open-Source Stig seems to have misplaced his fire suit and trademark white helmet. He&rsquo;s got a good line through &ldquo;Hammerhead&rdquo;, but will this makeshift helmet help him through the &ldquo;Follow-Through&rdquo; without lifting?</p>Thimplum on September Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:35411ac8-f756-0b26-7453-eee48300d0e42012-09-19T11:59:24-06:00<p>Maker Faire Steve was a mad hatter!</p>Thimplum on September Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:a60160aa-7ac6-d6bc-5145-694f95ef771b2012-09-19T11:58:47-06:00<p>Painters gonna paint.</p>Thimplum on September Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:3b332643-f301-7d97-7a01-6ed832b2c2842012-09-19T11:58:27-06:00<p>For having such a big brain, the choice of car was pretty bad.</p>Thimplum on September Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:07f15743-97c0-04cb-2d45-d4c37b9f28c12012-09-19T11:56:59-06:00<p>If I need a hat this big for my huge brain, then why did I give my car such a dumb paint job?</p>jon.whitten on September Caption Contestjon.whittenurn:uuid:09f3d7b3-a114-1ba7-ae0b-fce9439ad49b2012-09-19T11:55:28-06:00<p>Gah! Forgot to wear my lucky chaps!?!</p>jago lee on September Caption Contestjago leeurn:uuid:8587e80c-c106-1baa-1543-1816652d4e642012-09-19T11:52:27-06:00<p>The first hat made intirely out of Sugru.</p>jon.whitten on September Caption Contestjon.whittenurn:uuid:6dad45ca-e2a9-1877-140f-b8102d29c1ed2012-09-19T11:50:53-06:00<p>A man in a hat without his steed&hellip; is still a man indeed.</p>hamtoro on September Caption Contesthamtorourn:uuid:17b514b4-1c17-b092-8d3c-a2b02729144c2012-09-19T11:48:31-06:00<p>Sure it is. It&rsquo;s funny. It&rsquo;s funny because it&rsquo;s ah, bigger than, ah.. [ clears throat ] ..you know, a normal hat.</p>MikeGrusin on September Caption ContestMikeGrusinurn:uuid:49948c17-80ce-84a2-ba3c-11fab61c32bb2012-09-19T11:28:56-06:00<p><a href="http://www.sparkfun.com/news/961#comment-5059fc3c757b7f001c000000" rel="nofollow" >I can still see it&hellip;</a></p>Sora62896 on September Caption ContestSora62896urn:uuid:808eb6a9-695e-5b29-2334-1b2d18eb07812012-09-19T11:28:18-06:00<p>well that&rsquo;s interesting&hellip;&hellip;</p>Dr. DFTBA on September Caption ContestDr. DFTBAurn:uuid:e1f245f4-6ab4-270d-834f-1a50f9ad0b812012-09-19T11:24:10-06:00<p>When Team Fortress 2 and MarioKart collide&hellip;</p>lyonsden on September Caption Contestlyonsdenurn:uuid:b89c1e82-cf4f-080c-5fb9-80fbad2c3e252012-09-19T11:23:10-06:00<p>Man, I hate it when she leaves the seat all the way forward!</p>OliverK on September Caption ContestOliverKurn:uuid:e0980aa5-38c7-0003-d23d-f01776054ac02012-09-19T11:22:32-06:00<p>Cause to much drag they said, hat&rsquo;s to big they said. Ha!</p>getaholdofdave on September Caption Contestgetaholdofdaveurn:uuid:79a88cbb-211d-03ba-f70b-db43a58970bb2012-09-19T11:21:35-06:00<p>And my mother never said I&rsquo;d amount to anything.</p>donwatkins10 on September Caption Contestdonwatkins10urn:uuid:e47cd82b-8794-c62f-6a68-865b5ee0a6312012-09-19T11:17:18-06:00<p>Hmm&hellip; I posted &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a Jeep thing. You wouldn&rsquo;t understand.&rdquo; and it lives for a few minutes and disappears? Then there&rsquo;s a new post from someone else saying, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a giant hat thing that you wouldn&rsquo;t understand.&rdquo; What gives? Did I violate a rule or something?</p>frnk on September Caption Contestfrnkurn:uuid:71a9732a-003c-0e05-3ee4-f0f68cffddec2012-09-19T11:11:32-06:00<p>Ayeeeeeee!
-Da Fonz.</p>RobotDude on September Caption ContestRobotDudeurn:uuid:d5f9d303-c596-d5f9-c3d1-0085df36cb3c2012-09-19T11:11:28-06:00<p>Its a giant hat thing you wouldn&rsquo;t understand.</p>donwatkins10 on September Caption Contestdonwatkins10urn:uuid:0af3d7d0-05f1-474f-0fc1-5289ba84017d2012-09-19T11:09:16-06:00<p>It&rsquo;s a Jeep thing. You wouldn&rsquo;t understand.</p>andy4us on September Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:edcc0d0d-b402-f6fd-6da8-7d60b2a6d02d2012-09-19T11:07:13-06:00<p>He hoped that the hat would distract people enough to forget his previous lap where he drove through the tennis match</p>MostThingsWeb on September Caption ContestMostThingsWeburn:uuid:427ba0ca-c1d3-d820-d452-a2ac9b85f9d42012-09-19T11:05:14-06:00<p>&lsquo;a&rsquo; ?</p>JoeBTheKing on September Caption ContestJoeBTheKingurn:uuid:a7b10bb3-d7dc-2de1-f98e-ba17bbf497812012-09-19T11:04:30-06:00<p>&ldquo;Advanced testing upon our new line of aerodynamic hats.&rdquo;</p>Sora62896 on September Caption ContestSora62896urn:uuid:2396dd20-3632-b160-a23c-0c0eefde06962012-09-19T11:04:30-06:00<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;ll never see the mini-squirrel-blower-speed-enhancer embedded in my hat!! The perfect disguise! The MSBSEEIH!&rdquo;</p>K Watts on September Caption ContestK Wattsurn:uuid:e9368acd-6968-d3de-f29e-4319c2deb9a42012-09-19T11:04:13-06:00<p>&ldquo;Coming into the final stretch it&rsquo;s The Mad Hatter, followed by Ms. Legs Don&rsquo;t Fit, followed by
Sensei Sideburns, and bringing up the rear it&rsquo;s Lloyd driving an 84 Sheepdog&rdquo;</p>Sora62896 on September Caption ContestSora62896urn:uuid:1a31fd64-b348-069d-52a2-9d1f733208052012-09-19T11:01:31-06:00<p>&ldquo;Eat the tiny dust off this here giant hat!&rdquo;</p>DMacATTACK on September Caption ContestDMacATTACKurn:uuid:8c5a3c3d-6890-201b-07da-ab18783c8a792012-09-19T10:55:30-06:00<p>Welcome to another episode of Wacky Races! Professor Pat Pending pulls in the lead with his Convert-a-car followed by Penelope Pitstop. Dick Dastardly is up to his usual hijinks altering the track in the next lane&hellip;</p>mftkoehler on September Caption Contestmftkoehlerurn:uuid:dd678053-b120-9967-ae9a-1867cddd60622012-09-19T10:55:21-06:00<p>The rarest of sightings: a functional Jeep and a cowboy hat in Detroit.</p>tcabeen on September Caption Contesttcabeenurn:uuid:56097736-0bb1-4337-7bc6-56f46d2a32d32012-09-19T10:54:11-06:00<p>Jenny waited for the final turn before shouting &ldquo;Deep in the heart of Texas!&rdquo; Big D, forced to clap vigorously, lost control of his Jeep and ran straight into the tires, giving Jenny a clear line to victory. Bold move.</p>stcarlso on September Caption Conteststcarlsourn:uuid:5db34e3e-19d4-c788-1e27-66f44c11fee62012-09-19T10:42:57-06:00<p>It might just be me, but the Un-Autonomous Vehicle Competition seems to turn away from the SparkFun tradition&hellip;</p>johnjulian on September Caption Contestjohnjulianurn:uuid:37f30f79-4023-af24-2e29-a3b04ab1e5a42012-09-19T10:39:03-06:00<p>Chrysler memo: Competition for the Chevy Volt on the test track.</p>James Matthew on September Caption ContestJames Matthewurn:uuid:e08a1675-ddd0-4c49-7804-9f8bba50f46d2012-09-19T10:37:12-06:00<p>Though it was an interesting lab experiment, the transfer of mass from car to hat turned out to have little practical value.</p>johnjulian on September Caption Contestjohnjulianurn:uuid:1ad1f18b-bc1f-7ba1-5c81-917cf2e16ff62012-09-19T10:37:08-06:00<p>I understand the hat, but isn&rsquo;t EVERYTHING supposed to be bigger in Texas?</p>ccyclone on September Caption Contestccycloneurn:uuid:1efcd251-ac1b-f9a9-6878-cbbfbaa2af9e2012-09-19T10:37:07-06:00<p>Ha! Yippie Ki-Yay Mu..oop that&rsquo;s my turn!"</p>AaronW on September Caption ContestAaronWurn:uuid:d1a34c97-595a-30e9-98f7-03c8a127c0252012-09-19T10:30:24-06:00<p>Extreme Hat Racing</p>Customer #81252 on September Caption ContestCustomer #81252urn:uuid:5261fdc1-d3b0-3cb9-d664-be66a16458762012-09-19T10:28:17-06:00<p>A round of Super Mario Cart - adult style</p>Customer #352220 on September Caption ContestCustomer #352220urn:uuid:6dca686c-991b-972a-22e3-2785d4ff49d92012-09-19T10:27:42-06:00<p>Ice cream, 5$..skateboard, 40$&hellip;Riding around in a mini jeep and ridiculously oversized orange hat to please your girlfiends only child, priceless.</p>
<p>&ldquo;There are some things money can&rsquo;t buy. For everything else, there&rsquo;s MasterCard.&rdquo;</p>Kaius on September Caption ContestKaiusurn:uuid:ace30ae8-b631-2e20-8688-3f8e3ee2e2a02012-09-19T10:25:12-06:00<p>Even after the race was over, Steve did not want to part with his hat.</p>Customer #15009 on September Caption ContestCustomer #15009urn:uuid:31862864-1d55-f977-6d39-f2623dbca2982012-09-19T10:25:02-06:00<p>Bronco Billy completes turn 3 on the Arduino Circuit!</p>THX1082 on September Caption ContestTHX1082urn:uuid:9bf23ad8-bf76-2e64-2721-d27e347a6f3c2012-09-19T10:24:26-06:00<p><a href="http://youtu.be/8ClT6jWso5A?t=2m13s" rel="nofollow" >I win! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!</a></p>Omaga Sohe on September Caption ContestOmaga Soheurn:uuid:75b0dcdf-4f62-5cf0-8484-2b27822915b92012-09-19T10:23:40-06:00<p>Hollywood Casting gone wrong for the children racing film&hellip;</p>JimSocks on September Caption ContestJimSocksurn:uuid:6dbf3815-39e3-8065-c70b-f075648f6ad32012-09-19T10:22:58-06:00<p>Wear whatever hat you want. It won&rsquo;t save you from turtle shells and banana peels.</p>PiperJ3 on September Caption ContestPiperJ3urn:uuid:83293ab5-68b2-65ea-81a2-7de32f8bc17b2012-09-19T10:18:07-06:00<p>why studying engineering if I could have more fun with my little jeep a couple of dudes and my gorgeus red hat.Life smiles at my face</p>barryjh on September Caption Contestbarryjhurn:uuid:e0189fa3-a8d7-58f7-27db-228702cb14132012-09-19T10:16:31-06:00<p>Big Jim knew there was only one thing left he could do, jump in the <strong>“Tebow Turbo Jeep“</strong> and get to New York just as fast as he could.</p>Colin_C on September Caption ContestColin_Curn:uuid:568cf79c-398f-f574-16c5-ea116b3064682012-09-19T10:12:02-06:00<p>All the other drivers were under the impression he was the pace car.</p>Vulcano on September Caption ContestVulcanourn:uuid:856ec79d-c169-2524-cf56-7136286b84d72012-09-19T10:11:16-06:00<p>You don&rsquo;t have to hit 88 mph to go back in time.</p>NeXT-Generation on September Caption ContestNeXT-Generationurn:uuid:700a390f-be44-17a2-4d46-fc8070ec93372012-09-19T10:08:28-06:00<p>Your argument is invalid. There is a penguin chasing your hat.</p>NotDavid4JustDavid on September Caption ContestNotDavid4JustDavidurn:uuid:e4e0d8ec-597c-88b9-5627-71d0a726306a2012-09-19T10:07:32-06:00<p>Some people will do ANYTHING rather than stop and ask for directions!</p>jstoaks on September Caption Contestjstoaksurn:uuid:40d83666-f36d-d8a9-4760-4f1aa9628d5f2012-09-19T10:07:25-06:00<p>New York Times Headline:
Urban Cowboys Invade Makers Fair NYC
urban Cowboys invade NYC today during Makers Fair riding their Steel horses.</p>Customer #362693 on September Caption ContestCustomer #362693urn:uuid:ae4aba63-f084-fc1a-fdf4-34c930490b452012-09-19T10:04:37-06:00<p>NASCAR&rsquo;s development league</p>Zmaster on September Caption ContestZmasterurn:uuid:9890e951-e0b0-e556-42ab-b36deb9dac0c2012-09-19T09:56:30-06:00<p>Moustache + Red hat = WIN! Even if you&rsquo;re number 13.</p>Bob797 on September Caption ContestBob797urn:uuid:e4da3256-1ac3-d977-fba1-afbf57a9fafc2012-09-19T09:53:39-06:00<p>If it all fit as well as the hat, that would be great.</p>frnk on September Caption Contestfrnkurn:uuid:717ec240-a34d-54ba-a5dd-867b678362bf2012-09-19T09:49:46-06:00<p>Arduino-controlled camcorder with GPS, 4G network, Wifi, 6-axis force meter and a 12V battery: CHECK!
Classy project box to hide it all away in: NOT-SO CHECK!</p>chartle on September Caption Contestchartleurn:uuid:806b0b48-afa2-a2c5-e128-3fc0eaff6edc2012-09-19T09:44:30-06:00<p>One car WAY too far (brought to you by Jeep)</p>Bunk on September Caption ContestBunkurn:uuid:b2db33d8-4b03-6f8e-3753-08058a064eaf2012-09-19T09:37:25-06:00<p>Full theme song:</p>
<p>Here he comes, here comes Speed Maker</p>
<p>He&rsquo;s a demon on wheels</p>
<p>He&rsquo;s a demon and he&rsquo;s gonna be chasing after someone</p>
<p>He&rsquo;s gaining on you so you better look alive</p>
<p>He&rsquo;s busy revving up the powerful Make Five</p>
<p>And when the odds are against him and there&rsquo;s daaangerous work to do</p>
<p>You bet your life Speed Maker&rsquo;s gonna see it through</p>
<p>Go Speed Maker</p>
<p>Go Speed Maker</p>
<p>Go Speed Maker go</p>
<p>He&rsquo;s off and flying as he guns the car around the track</p>
<p>He&rsquo;s jamming down the pedal like he&rsquo;s never coming back</p>
<p>Adventure&rsquo;s waiting just aheeeeeeeeaaaaad</p>
<p>Go Speed Maker</p>
<p>Go Speed Maker</p>
<p>Go Speed Maker Go!</p>Customer #3928 on September Caption ContestCustomer #3928urn:uuid:2529a61d-6189-c426-a73a-02c578afc2492012-09-19T09:34:43-06:00<p>Small cars, Big hats, Great fun!!!</p>Customer #3928 on September Caption ContestCustomer #3928urn:uuid:de3468fa-180d-444d-409d-3dccc2c50b092012-09-19T09:33:31-06:00<p>It&rsquo;s a Stetson&hellip; Stetsons are cool.</p>Pelican on September Caption ContestPelicanurn:uuid:9ce0b99f-90bb-81fe-502c-5f19b62283c72012-09-19T09:33:17-06:00<p>Production still from a new fan-made sequel to &ldquo;The Road Warrior&rdquo;.</p>MostThingsWeb on September Caption ContestMostThingsWeburn:uuid:94dc7491-7f19-eba7-9d03-5bc1d8b7f2d12012-09-19T09:32:45-06:00<p>Not many people remember Captain Morgan&rsquo;s younger brother, Steve.</p>Bunk on September Caption ContestBunkurn:uuid:faf7a9c4-2cd5-8a75-fee4-37b211baa0232012-09-19T09:31:10-06:00<p>Go Speed Maker</p>
<p>Go Speed Maker</p>
<p>Go Speed Maker Go!</p>Customer #250722 on September Caption ContestCustomer #250722urn:uuid:b9d6ed86-afbb-f071-8c1e-aad1ad8fc0de2012-09-19T09:30:51-06:00<p>And Bowser uses the red shell to get into first place!</p>TheNerd on September Caption ContestTheNerdurn:uuid:e932fc28-1965-82b6-8b96-d3cc30f3c7952012-09-19T09:30:01-06:00<p>Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?</p>Customer #55564 on September Caption ContestCustomer #55564urn:uuid:645da887-e47b-0499-1f45-0b961a854a3c2012-09-19T09:22:57-06:00<p>That man is all hat and no cattle.</p>Everett on September Caption ContestEveretturn:uuid:cfbb2588-123c-bdeb-e8d4-6ec410a33caa2012-09-19T09:21:49-06:00<p>Walter White at the Maker Faire? Now I know why all those people were meth-ing around with electronics.</p>rocketman07 on September Caption Contestrocketman07urn:uuid:c4e94291-6b40-f74e-5f91-5f745e48b9dd2012-09-19T09:17:15-06:00<p>I thought the cheat code was for big head not big hat.</p>dksmall on September Caption Contestdksmallurn:uuid:8674d62c-38ee-0979-207d-abedf7de48222012-09-19T09:16:13-06:00<p>It&rsquo;d all about safety! Note the tennis ball protectors to prevent accidental deployment of the &ldquo;James Bond&rdquo; style axle shredders!!</p>eewestcoaster on September Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:511a9db1-f162-a32e-00ad-3c05566c90f02012-09-19T09:15:02-06:00<p>No, Johnny, a poofy hat is not a suitable substitute for a helmet chin strap.</p>eewestcoaster on September Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:d52b90ea-6915-acd4-03ea-ebc27d2daf142012-09-19T09:14:40-06:00<p>Don&rsquo;t do drugs, kids.</p>scharkalvin on September Caption Contestscharkalvinurn:uuid:8c5352df-dbef-596b-1fae-76268188a6292012-09-19T09:12:12-06:00<p>The lead driver in the road rally wore a large hat to hide his OTHER Borg implants.</p>eewestcoaster on September Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:d501dcae-90ac-9839-6692-c89417a69de32012-09-19T09:10:52-06:00<p>Celebrity Jeopardy wants their hat back&hellip;</p>eewestcoaster on September Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:3434b970-7b6d-0068-7ca2-4be711f910172012-09-19T09:09:52-06:00<p>The Detroit auto industry reinvents itself once again.</p>Anachronomer on September Caption ContestAnachronomerurn:uuid:cf66929b-b807-88db-c91e-e37711036b702012-09-19T09:07:23-06:00<p>The newly mandated crumple zones in these helmets sure add a bucket-full of wind resistance.</p>M on September Caption ContestMurn:uuid:002e2b0d-c95d-b557-cab0-e826e197b9dd2012-09-19T09:06:02-06:00<p>Big &rsquo;D' knew he was being filmed by the hottie behind him, &lsquo;Drive cool man, just drive cool&rsquo;</p>Engy on September Caption ContestEngyurn:uuid:e6138134-92f4-f444-3b73-1c5e5c57beca2012-09-19T09:02:37-06:00<p>Look at this hat&hellip; where&rsquo;s a blue shell when you need one.</p>Draxssab on September Caption ContestDraxssaburn:uuid:f4554341-f489-0068-ac09-63cba2c77a292012-09-19T09:02:13-06:00<p>Giant hats: look awesome while blocking the sight of your opponents</p>Yodaob1 on September Caption ContestYodaob1urn:uuid:22ac77f4-c271-74cd-0ae6-b8956e1991412012-09-19T09:00:28-06:00<p>Somehow the Smoky and the Bandit remake dose not have the same feel.</p>quidproquo on September Caption Contestquidproquourn:uuid:6cc46d10-30dc-2fb5-8f72-35208d81a3bb2012-09-19T08:59:26-06:00<p>Unknown to his competitors, the hat produced an anti-gravity field in front of the car, thus pulling him to victory!</p>