How to Repel Girls

If you as a guy cannot stand the female species and want cute girls to stay away from you when you go out, just do all of the stuff listed below. (Note: A guy I've bumped into while salsa dancing on two separate occasions has actually done all of the following on those two occasions. That's pretty impressive as far as girl-repelling goes.)

Within 15 seconds of introducing yourself, give the girl your entire life story about moving to a new town, your fancy new job, blah blah blah...

Within a minute of introducing yourself, brag about your material possessions ("Yeah, I just moved into a new condo") in a tone of voice that conveys a deep insecurity about yourself and an overwhelming desire to compensate for it.

Stick your foot in your mouth and say "You look tired" to the girl instead of complimenting her appearance.

Dance awkwardly while thinking you're hot stuff.

When you fail to lead the move you just tried to do, look at the girl, laugh, and say in a patronizing voice, "I guess you haven't learned that yet eh?"

Ignore the withering looks the girl keeps shooting at you and hang out at her side until she decides to leave.