If you haven't had internet access for the last three years, then you probably haven't heard that J.K. Rowling co-wrote a play called Harry Potter and the Cursed Child, a follow-up to her Harry Potter series. Also, you should google Left Shark. It's a funny meme you missed. Anyway, the play's transcript was published this weekend (in celebration of Harry's/Rowling's birthday) so people who don't live in London/can't afford expensive theater tickets could experience the magic. The plot...