It must be so liberating to be on OkCupid in a big city. In my town, I find seven attractive women after coming back from a two-month OkCupid hiatus. An attractive woman signs up every three weeks. There are four thousand attractive men in my town. OK, it’s not really that bad, but still, I don’t live in LA or the equivalent. I wish I could afford to shoot off messages like “You are attractive, and I would like to go out with you. Basically.”