I remember a girl in my elementary school who was supposedly* born without fingers and had her toes grafted onto her hand, so she had these stumpy little fingers. When I heard about this penile transplant the first image in my mind was of them grafting one of his toes into his crotch.

(* it only occurs to me now, decades later, that this might’ve been a tale whispered on the playground, and that she was just born with stumpy little fingers.)