The comic artwork of Ryan Claytor.

I just took some Elephant Eater inventory over the weekend and noticed some more dwindling supplies. First announcement is about another RETIRED ITEM! I’m sorry to report, the black and grey Elephant Eater Comics beanie can now only be found on the torrents and black markets. I sold my last one and this is what it looked like. Fare thee well, Black Beanie.

The silver lining to this extinct beanie story is that there is one more BEIGE beanie remaining. If you’d still like to warm your skull and let the world know about Elephant Eater Comics, you have one more chance to do it.

Aside from that, Women’s T-shirts are moving fast. The green version of the current Elephant Eater Comics “Excitement, Intrigue, & Suspense” T-Shirt has no more Medium sizes left, while the purple version has only two shirts remaining (a medium and a large). Reminder: These shirts are super soft and comfy, but tend to run about 1 size too small. Don’t feel self-conscious, it’s the shirt’s problem.