So speaking of Kanye West…“It’s always going to be 80 percent, at least, what I want to give, and 20 percent fulfilling a perception. If you walk into an old man’s house, they’re not giving nothing. They’re at 100 percent exactly what they want to do.”Such philosophy! Hey, dumbshit: Nobody gets to do 100% of “exactly what they want to do.” In fact, most people are lucky to do their own bidding two days out of a seven-day week. It’s called LIFE, you fucking moron.

Holy SHIT that Kanye article is fucking ridiculous. I’m yelling at my computer while reading it. “I don’t know if this is statistically right, but I’m assuming I have the most Grammys of anyone my age, but I haven’t won one against a white person. But the thing is, I don’t care about the Grammys; I just would like for the statistics to be more accurate.”

1) You don’t care about the Grammys? Only enough to take note of every minute detail of them and threaten to bum rush the stage constantly in the name of “justice”.

2) You haven’t won one against a white person? Only Eminem (multiple times) and the mother.fucking.BEASTIE BOYS! Fuck you Kanye. You can’t take the Beastie Boys away from the Jews.

3) In your noble quest to make the statistics “more accurate”, perhaps you should stop quoting statistics that you’re not sure are “statistically right”.