What should I do if I get a vibrator stuck in my vagina?

Short Answer:
Turn it off. Try to relax. Breathe. Get some lube up in there and try to
ease it out while bearing down with your pelvic muscles.

Long Answer: If you get a
vibrator stuck in your vagina, turn it off (if you can reach the
controls). If the vibrator has an external battery pack, remove the
batteries. Take deep breaths and try to relax your vagina and abdominal
muscles. Apply as much lube as possible to your vagina without pushing
the vibrator further in. Bear down like you're trying to give birth to
the vibrator. If you can, stretch your
vagina by inserting two or three
fingers and spreading them. If the vibrator has wires attached from a
battery or control pack, be careful when pulling on them, as them may
detach.

Because the vagina is relatively short, you should be able to get the
vibrator out. If you can't, and if you are experiencing pain, your
pelvic and vaginal muscles are probably spasming and you need medical
attention. Go to the emergency room. Yes, it's embarrassing, but they've
seen everything. They'll give you something to relax the muscles and
will extract the device manually.