Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Kate Gosselin is hopping mad after viewing Sarah Palin's reality television show last night. Of all the footage shot, Gosselin claims TLC chose the stuff that made her look like a spoiled prima dona. She is, of course, referring to the much-anticipated meeting up of the Gosselin clan with the Palins to go camping, which was filmed earlier this year.

The camping trip that emerged was a wash as Gosselin decided the wilderness was just too wild for her. After only allowing her children to partake in a quick lunch and a quick tour of the tent they'd be sleeping in, Gosselin beat a hasty retreat back home to a warmer, more civilized environment, leaving Sarah Palin and her clan to finish up the camping trip.

When Gosselin saw Sarah Palin telling the audience, "My gosh, that Katie is a real stick-in-the-mud now ain't she," she threw one heck of a hissy fit.

"What the fu*k was I supposed to do?" said Kate. "First of all, I practically froze my a** off at that taping and for what? $250 grand? If I was making a cool million like Sarah, sure, I might have hung around for a while longer," said Kate, referring to the disparity between the amount she gets per episode on Kate Plus Eight and that which Palin makes for her Alaska show on TLC.

"Besides," says Kate, "I gave the audience what they wanted. I always do. If it weren't for my bad attitude, how many people do you think would have tuned in to see some politician in hip waders fish for trout in a frozen river? Right, I've made my point, now leave me the f*ck alone," Kate said as she herded her kids into the van for yet another trip to the pet store to buy another puppy to kick.

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