Remember Gay Porn Star Reese Rideout? He’s Back—And He Can Sing(?)

He was arguably one of the best, most popular Randy Blue models of all time, and he helped make the studio a major force in the gay adult industry ten years ago. Now, Reese Rideout is back, and he’s hoping to help singer/nude fitness model/gaylebrity Bryan Hawn sell one of his ridiculously-priced videos on YouTube.

Luckily, you don’t have to pay the absurd cost of $125 to watch the “censored” version of this video below, which is actually well done, funny, and surprisingly entertaining.

Also: Who knew Reese Rideout could sing? (He’s probably autotuned beyond belief, or maybe it’s not even his voice, but still, it works!)

If you’ve always wanted to see Reese Rideout and Bryan Hawn playing gay superheroes who sing and butt fuck on the beach, enjoy.

This is a parody of a song from The Chainsmokers, who I guess are supposed to be the worst musical group of all time, so they probably deserve to be parodied. (And: The press release for the video notes that it is in fact Reese singing, as he and Bryan both recorded their own vocals.)

What are Reese Rideout and Bryan Hawn doing together, and how do they even know each other? IDK. But, given how good Reese Rideout still looks, he should come back to porn ASAP.

I wonder if he’s persuaded his wife that he’s really straight, though.

Xzamilloh

That’s what I was about to say. Usually, it’s not that big a deal to me when straight porn star does gay porn (if you’re a good performer, who cares who you fuck in your downtime), but seeing his interviews and his dead-behind-the-eyes wife, the alarms were going off.

Scrapple

That special was something else. I actually felt sorry for her.

Zealot

The more interesting question is has he convinced his boyfriend he’s straight?

So he’s “back” in the same way Randy Blue is “back.” Interesting. Reese has kept that body tight, and he’s looking very refreshed. It was touch and go there for a while. Didn’t he and his wife buy a muffin shop or something?

Bryan does have a nice voice. But he’s the Christina Aguilera of gay musical parodies. Has to throw everything but the kitchen sink into the vocals, and it ends up outshining what you’re trying to do. You’re on the internet, not Broadway.

Hot bodies aside, I’d still take Chris Martin over both these heauxs.

Xzamilloh

Bryan Hawn’s voice is TERRIBLE!!!!

Scrapple

Lol. He can actually sing. I listened to one of those piano ballads he did. While his singing style was still over the top, it was clear to me he does have a nice voice.

Everyone has the ability to sing and not sound horrible. But you have to find the right style and the right key for your voice.

RBLover

not being off key does not = “can actually sing”. I can’t believe the article questions whether or not the voices are real, the terrible sound doesn’t give it away?!

Scrapple

not being off key does not = “can actually sing”.

And where did I say his voice sounds good in this video? I didn’t. What I spoke about was his voice when it isn’t auto-tuned to death and he isn’t trying to go all over the place with his vocal runs.

WhimsyCotton

He still sounds basic as fuck in those videos. Then again, so does T-Swift and that bitch is one of the top artists right now.

Scrapple

People can bag on Taylor all they want for whatever reason, but she creates catchy songs. I can listen to 1989 without skipping any tracks, including the bonus ones. Not every artist can accomplish that.

WhimsyCotton

If it there’s no Olympic level runs or difficulty in music I’m listening to, it tends to get pretty boring to me. What can I say, I’ve been spoiled.

paultacoma51

I feel the same about Steve Grand. I would like him more if he toned down his over the top style. The only song I liked was his duet he did with Eli Lieb. It was a softer style and so much better. And he’s way sexier than Bryan to me.

Scrapple

Steve is definitely in that same category where people aren’t likely to take his musical pursuits seriously. But like Bryan, part of that is his own fault.

danny

I like Reese, but after watching his interview where his wife looked so unhappy, I don’t enjoy watching him as much. I will never understand how the patner of a man who’s married or in a relationship, and who is straight, let’s her man have sex frequently with men and it doesn’t bother her.

Mike Julius

Because he’s hot and she probably gets taken in every time he says he loves her and it’s just sex. “And it’s not like it’s other women. They can’t compete with you because only you have what I want” or some shit. But you can tell by that interview that she doesn’t really believe it and is just taking what she can get of him.

Zealot

Took this off headphones so that I could do some work around the house, and this is the result….

So, just out of curiosity, what’s in the uncensored version? Hawn isn’t actually doing porn, is he? If not, what’s the point?

WhimsyCotton

It’s on Youtube. I doubt they allow straight up porn to be sold on there. Who knows though. You can occasionally find some pretty racy stuff on there.

LinkinMark

I read the vid description and it says ” if you want too see the uncensored version with the sun rays taken out…..” So basically you’ll get to see their dicks in a pool from underneath for like 10 seconds.

JackityJack

So, I took the liberty of actually watching this.

My only surprise here is that Bryan Hawn is trying to convince us he’s a top.

Isiah

I’ll don’t believing gay for pay if you fuck another man you are gay Reese Rideout have a niceplump sexy ass I do not know why his wife is mad at him for sleeping with men but she were the one who suggested him to do gay porn look at her face she is pissed off that he is enjoying having gay sex she is mad because he likes dick in his ass and like getting fucked by men and fucking men she is so stupid she believe that a man doing gay porn is not cheating

Reese Rideout and Bryan Hawn literally fuck each other in this video Reese Rideout need to leave his wife now he need to stop calling himself a straight man they really had sex in this video. This video was gay porno. Bryan Hawn’s dick was really up inside Reese Rideout’s asshole I’m surprised that YouTube to let this video pass censors you can see Reese Rideout’s dick. This video really X-rated. He need to stop calling himself a straight man this video proves that this man is gay fucking he been fucking man for years thanks to his wife Becky who got him in gay porn in the first place. I don’t feel bad for her. her husband is fucking man and is not having sex with her. she said that gay porn is not cheating. in the show who married to you can see her expression that she is upset and miserable. Now he wants to come back to gay porn again she the one who made him leave and give up his memorabilia of gay porn now he wants to come back to gay porn and watch when Those gay porn studio see this video they are going to get him to do their film again this is Reese Rideout gay porn come back Gay 4 pay is gay. Reese Rideout is a gay man .

Deviancy Behavir

As a lover of porn stars and a lover of slutty things, this offended me to my very core. Especially when I saw that the uncensored bullshit was going for $125.99, either he has a major coke problem or he’s getting those jagged chiclet teeth of his upgraded. Then I see he’s got 2 and 3 minute videos uncensored going for $99 dollars, he might has a great ass, but he’s kidding himself if he thinks he’s going to make an ass out of me with those critter teeth and that butterface of his. He’d do better being the new mascot for Country Crock. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f16bbafa0abf3bc5502a65719179e465ffdda6d60ac286e5d7dba1f56e0c0c80.jpg

logicality

Bryan Hawn needs to go away. Another nobody trying to get a name for themselves doing nothing. Think that him and his bullshit is cringeworthy. His worthless videos of him objectifying himself is bad enough. Now hes trying to get paid off of it too. He needs to stop. Get a real job or something. I’m getting real tired of these simple minded gay guys and their bullshit thinking because they have a physical that gets a couple of dicks hard, eyes wide and people throwing jerk off sessions that’s supposed to make them someone to acknowledge or look up to. Sit down with that bullshit.

PaulieP

there are some things you want more than once in life… watching and LISTENING to that video is not one of them.

Maximus

The most reliable indicator of a beard is a disparity in attractiveness. We can rule gold digging out based on the observations that you and Scrapple have made regarding that kitchen.

I would be less mad about it if Reese didn’t try the whole “acting, Viagra, cash incentive” song and dance bullshit. He doesn’t have to identify as gay/queer. I don’t believe that being a bit homo-inclined invalidates a predominate heterosexuality, just like I don’t believe that golden gays are the only legitimate gays. However, don’t tell me that you don’t enjoy homosex when there are videos of you orgasming as the result of having sex with other men.

logicality

No offense but you’re gay. You basically want him to be gay and you’re even going as far as to try to speak from a perspective, his as a straight man, that you don’t understand. Being straight and gay goes beyond fucking.

lordgabux

Hmm, okay I haven’t seen the video yet but, why is Reese bottoming for bubble butt Bryan? Is Bryan trying to tell us he is a “top”?… ‘Cause I rather see that chunky butt put to good use…

Matthias M.

Reese Rideout was doing a He-Man inspired play. He was going out of his way to not be associated with “Reese” anymore. I guess that’s over. I wonder if he’s still married to that woman?

He’s the Eunice Harper Higgins of gay porn. Like Eunice, he’s an no talent who still thinks he can make it in the entertainment industry. Lets see a short, close to 40 former gay porn star….nope don’t see him in a Fast and Furious sequel or working for Spielberg, Russell, Jenkins, Scorsese, etc… anytime in the near future.

Speaking of Mama’s Family, he does look like he could be Iola Boylan’s long lost son. Maybe Dent/Rideout could start a dildo crochet business.