Tiempe Klompe would die for his club.
And probably he'll also do so - after signing a 107 year contract...
Screenshot - by Richard Anderson

Following last weeks coach report on Mark
Woodger, here is the coach report on (former) SI-member Oliver Collyer...
Screenshot - by Nic D'Arcy

And following that, the coach report on
Ov's brother, Paul Collyer...
Screenshot - by Nic D'Arcy

The double injury: Horváth getting injured
twice in the same minute...
Screenshot - by Scott Woodrow

Ronaldo wasn't that pleased about missing
that shot, so he punched himself and got sent off... (OK, there were two players called Ronaldo..)
Screenshot - by Scott Woodrow

The match ended that suddenly, that
the england manager couldn't give Collins the promised match practice - so he decides to
make the substitution after the final whistle was blown...
Screenshot - by Gareth Marsh