Joanna Von Angel is a world-renowned tattoo artist, and the owner of her shop. She has hired some of the sexiest artists in the industry to be part of her staff; between Joanna and the girls at the shop, they give the best blowjobs – and the best tattoos – in town…well, other than the shop’s only male tattoo artist, Brian Street Team, who can’t seem to get a customer no matter how hard he tries. Things get a little crazy one day when Sean Michaels – CEO of Pizza Party Incorporated (the largest distributor of frozen pizza in the world) – walks into the shop and offers Joanna her own frozen pizza licensing deal. The contract is a dream come true; it offers fame, fortune and a whole lot of free pizza, but at the expense of giving up tattooing…AND sex. How far will Joanna go – or not go – for the sake of her business?