People in the first two rows of her Baby Phat runway show were given the brand new Kimora Lee Simmons Barbie Doll. Alas, it eluded us. One woman in the front row pronounced the doll "too slutty" to bring home to her 7-year-old daughter. "She had on hot pants! And a purse dog."

Barbie brings out the worst in people. When our daughters were little we tried to be logical and pointed out how Barbie's long-legged-big-busted body was not realistic. Our then three-year-old looked at us in wide-eyed wonder.