@Miss Fish: I wouldn’t even have a clue of how to get my face to look like that AND the very though of my husband coming upstairs to catch me in the middle of whatever that hair needs to happen…yeah, he’d run away and never come back!

@Miss Fish: RIGHT? Because Valentines Day is about love, and romantic shit and nothing is more romantic that gigantic scary hair and harelquin face…plus, when we get home and we’re all drunk and makin out, you know that grease paint is going EVERWHERE! He’ll have to scrub it off his crotch in the morning…..so effin hot!