Song Mystery Box [Parody Video]

Here is how I imagine the pitch meeting for Mystery Boxes (or "Boom Boxes") went down.

The music is obviously property of The Lonely Island/Justin Timberlake but the lyrics are mine. Enjoy!

Lyrics:

Hey, Cupcake
I got something real important to give you
So just sit back and listen

I know you've been waiting such a long long time
And I wanna thank you for believing in Carbine
Wow, you know it's beta and I've got an open mind
Gonna give you something to reward you for your time
A gift real special so take off the top
Take a look inside, it's a Mystery Box

Not gonna get you costume wings
A gift like that don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a hoverboard
Cupcake, you deserve so much more
Not gonna get you a house rocketship
The delux game already comes with it
Wanna get you something from the heart
Something special, cupcake