Just in case SOME OF YOU (you know who you are) do not have a toddler living in your household, here’s the “Dinosaur Train” intro, which may help explain the otherwise possibly confusing verse in today’s DORK TOWER a little:

I love “Dinosaur Train,” by the way. With so many terrible, terrible shows for young kids out there, having something so well-produced and constantly entertaining is a joy. So, if you’re reading this, and you have ANYTHING to do with “Dinosaur Train” at all, kudos! Kudos to you. You make being a parent even better than it already is!