Super Terrific Japanese Thing: The Chewing Gum That’s Like a Giant Kitty Picking You up

Okay, there’s not a lot I can say about this commercial that’ll make it any weirder or funnier than it already is, but apparently if you want the sensation of having a giant cat carry you to work in its mouth, this chewing gum is the brand for you.

If you’re like some of our readers, and would prefer to imagine being carried to work in a different bodily opening…well, this is Japan. That hypothetical product must exist somewhere.