4.11.2008

GOD LOVES YOU EVEN IF YOUR WIFE DOESN’T

If modern dating techniques aren’t quite working for you, try one of the “14 Old Testament Ways to Get a Wife” as posted all over the web. I’ll start you off with a few good ones: Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. (Deuteronomy 21:11-13); Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. (Ruth 4:5-10); Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law’s enemies and get his daughter for a wife. (I Samuel 18:27); Kill any husband and take his wife. (2 Samuel 11); Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. (Genesis 2:19-24).