Friday's Zing!

? If Ion Sancho is not going to run for supervisor of elections, can we get him to run for governor?

? The city of Tallahassee is going to spend $120,000 in taxpayer money to transport potential DUI offenders to bars and restaurants in Midtown. It is way past time for new leadership in Tally!

? I spoke with two professional women on recent flights into Tallahassee. They were from out of state. Neither ever heard of the Dream Defenders or their sit-in at the Capitol.

? Hmmm ... elephants in Thailand are required to have IDs, but voters in America aren't.

? Mr. Maddox, I need your help. I have a time-share in Lake Tahoe, and they won't let me run for a seat on the city council. Some silly residency requirement, they say.

? Why exactly does local government involve itself in setting prices for taxis? That is clearly a business where prices would be - and should be - controlled by competition, not artificial restrictions.

? If you were praying for rain, you can stop now. Thanks.

? If Obama did buy the Florida Press Center, we wouldn't have a Republican governor in office.