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Taylor Swift Turns Rapper

While I respect that she begins with “I’m so stupid” and then dons hoodlum wear, and that the twerking done is by a black girl and not taylors undernourished butt, her mid song rap-itude does not evoke blondie it is just slapitty slim ghetto drek. Oh Taylor, where’s the nice girl before that talentless parappu the rappa kanye kunta kinte stole your grammy spotlight.

check out Katy Perry to see how it’s done.

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