"Not Surprised That Marc And Lorenzo Broke Up -- A Year Together Is Like Reaching Your Diamond Anniversary In Gay Relationships."

Well we are! We're quite surprised! Marc and Lorenzo were supposed to be together forever! They were going to be one of those crazy old couples you see holding hands while walking down the street, or buttoning each other's buttons in the dressing rooms at Barney's, and saying to the barista, "no, my husband only drinks skim milk!" Now what couple are we going to aspire to? George Michael and Kenny Goss? No thanks.