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The 21st Century battles for supremacy against the 24th, all because the T in William T. Riker stands for 'Terrorist'. **Due to popular demand there will be a sequel** The site is currently featured on joystiq.com, cool.

You're on the right track, but he's way ahead of Norris. As it turns out, Chuck Norris doesn't compare. Jack Bauer once lost his keys, then tortured himself for half an hour until he gave up the position of the keys. Also, when his daughter Kim lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it, took it by force, and put it back. Did I mention he's a badass?

btw http://dl1.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/dl/836/0701ef/Street%20Fighter%20II%20~%20Sing!!/02_crimson_fist_~burning_blood~_(ken).mp3 don't use it since it would probably kill this site's rating, just wanted to share the Japanese version of what I think this guy was saying in the song you used before you cut the lyrics out :P

I think you need a thermometer and a barometer to meet the high standards of Antwan Davis. You also need to throw out artistic integrity and appease the critics at all costs. Isn't that what ytmnd is all about? How can you be popular if you aren't fearful for your ratings and reputation? I just don't see any way possible. Thermometers and barometers, STAT!

Dear Korf41: You are a dumbass. 1 : a figure of speech in which a series of phrases or sentences is arranged in ascending order of rhetorical forcefulness
2 a : the highest point : CULMINATION b : the point of highest dramatic tension or a major turning point in the action (as of a play) c : ORGASM d : MENOPAUSE synonym see SUMMIT You looked up the wrong word. Wait- menopause? WTF

Dear Me: I am a dumbass. Main Entry: an·ti·cli·max
Pronunciation: -'klI-"maks
Function: noun
1 : the usually sudden transition in discourse from a significant idea to a trivial or ludicrous idea; also : an instance of this transition
2 : an event, period, or outcome that is strikingly less important or dramatic than expected

I guess this was inevitable considering how obvious it was to anyone who watched that episode. Riker = massive hilarity wow LOLOL. I'll be generous and give you some praise for the gratuitous ensign shot, though.

Brilliant combination of similar scenes. Personally I think it's better you didn't have a resolution, since that might have dragged out the joke. I have to ask, though... where on Earth did you come up with this idea?

Beautiful! I only wish it had more footage. Everything is practically seamless and that instrumental Ken theme is awesome. I don't care if fighting games don't use joysticks, this was just too good not to create.

I was going originally going to go with Mario Kart because it seemed more believable on a flight joystick. Starfox was also considered. But my mind drifted to Street Fighter and I remembered this music track so I went with it.