5. Plavix

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This isn’t a party-starter like Nexium or Viagra, but it just may keep you alive for the party. Heart disease is the No. 1 killer of men. Plavix is one of the top-selling brands to combat the dark passenger in our cardiac system. Give your family the honor of buying you a righteous headstone like, “Died while saving 57 babies and supermodels in a fire at the age of 90.” Don’t go down while taking the trash out.