This is so bizarre...

DP just returned from Tesco having bought a 12.5g box of Amber Leaf tobacco. When he tore off the cellophane and looked inside the box he found no tobacco and precisely seven sheets of toilet paper and 2 two-pence pieces! What the devil is going on? We're just sat here, open-mouthed, staring at bog roll and coppers. Has anyone got any idea what could have happened at t'factory? Has anything like this ever happened to you? Where's our baccie?!

Dh and I were having a conversation recently where I said it would be great of you could just pay someone else to smoke the cigarettes for you and buy the empty packet, a kind of smoking surrogacy... Maybe it's already started damn I knew I should have patented it

We live miles from Tesco <exaggerates slightly> and don't own a car. He's only just opened the carton and he's dying for a fag I've just emailed the tobacco company asking them to solve the mystery. I honestly would think DP had gone insane were I not also staring into the abyss of an Amber Leaf carton containing toilet paper and two coins! There is nothing written on the box..

We're wondering if the baccie packer at Amber Leaf has some scam going whereby he packs two 2-pence pieces wrapped in bog paper into the cartons whilst he pockets the tobacco. The coins probably weight the same as the baccie and the loo roll stops 'em jangling

I worked at a catalogue company and one day a lady rang up to complain that she had ordered and received some rather large elasticated wasited comfy trousers, tried them on and when put her hands in the pockets found a notes saying 'Yes, you do look a twat in these'