Heather Mills' Porno Past Uncovered

Paul McCartney’s breakup with Heather Mills just keeps getting worse. It’s bad enough that he didn’t have a pre-nup, and so she’s about to get filthy stinking rich, but apparently she also had some sort of nude modeling/porno past that she’s kept hidden from him during their marriage. These things have a way of coming out once everything is over apparently.

British tabloid The Sun published nude photos of Heather performing sex acts published in a German book called (translated) “The Joys Of Love”. Sounds kind of like the German equivalent of “The Joy of Sex”, doesn’t it?

As the media continues feeding on the corpse of McCartney’s marriage, he’s growing increasingly mum. He’s avoided commenting on this latest development, and who can blame him. What is he going to say? What’s the point? They’ve broken up, why should he even care?

Apparently the pics are pretty out there, and shows her smothered in baby oil and includes things like bondage. Ok, maybe it’s nothing like “The Joy Of Sex”. Heather’s lawyers are already in spin mode, and she’s now admitted that the pictures are of her, but maintains that they aren’t pornographic. They’re trying to sell this as an instructional manual, even though the book contains nothing but pictures (no instructions) and is published by a hardcore porn company.

Another UK publication, The Daily Mail, claims they have sources close to Paul who say he’s devastated by the news.