IVhorseman wrote:awesome! but who says it has to be a weapon? if i grind up an italian chef, i demand a pizza come out.

ha ha ha, uncapitalized I's and bad grammar. so I am not the only one...

i never capitalize anything unless it's a proper noun (and even that habit is broken, such as in the word italian). but all sentences have a subject and a predicate (besides awesome which is simply an exclamation), and proper punctuation.

FUN FACT: when using parentheses (as i so often do), proper grammar dictates that you place periods, question marks, commas, and all other punctuation directly AFTER the closed parentheses, not before.

In that sentence, 'italian' was not a noun but an adjective. And much to my dismay, I think the only things Horsey has ever capitalized on this board are the 'i' and 'v' of his roman numeral'd name. Of course, being the hypocrite that he is, Horseman CapsLocks the 'FUN FACT' and 'AFTER' of his fun fact. What an anarchist.

Often, literally, a pillow fight but may include similar situations like volleyball, particularly when wardrobe is skimpy and the action is bouncy.

The design and playability of this recycling machine are amazing, but there is one critical flaw. In order for it to be used in a BrikWar, it would mean not already having all of your weapons in play during the battle! This simply cannot be; please refer to IVHorseman's suggestion above for revision.