Meme time!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY (none of them is my real legal name):1. Miss Shlerlennnberrr---how do you pronounce this?2. Lazybones3. Hey You!(My last name is 14 letters long and of German descent. Nobody ever says it correctly. ;P)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:1. Moonbeam's Predilections2. Moonbeam3. Moon(So I've used the same name for 8 years... what of it?!)

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:1. My sense of humour2. My hair colour3. My imagination

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:1. My broken, jagged, knawed on nails 2. My lack of ability to ever be warm enough3. My fear of new unfamiliar situations, even the simple everyday things other people take for granted. (Ex: Putting gas/petrol in the car -- I only did this for the first time a few days ago, under heavy supervision by my father because I was so nervous.)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:1. Bees (apiphobia), wasps and hornets (spheskophobia) 2. New unfamiliar situations (see above)3. Clowns(I have cnidophobia, an extreme paralyzing fear of all stinging insects in the wasp family. It is very not pretty how cowardly I am around the bugs, even though I love insects of all varieties -- including them.)

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:1. Internet2. Email3. Fanfic(What, like yours will be any different? ::snorts::)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:1. Pants2. A Muppets t-shirt3. Underwear (no bra -- I took it off as soon as I got home! ;P)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:1. Queen2. ??3. ??(I listen to a lot of music, but I'm not a big music buff. I leave that up to my sister, she of the $2000 music downloading stereo she calls a computer -- then I enjoy the fruits of her labours. *eg*)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: 1. Princes of the Universe by Queen2. Children by Robert Miles3. Original Sin by Taylor Dayne

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:1. Go to Australia in the fall (spring there!) to visit redwolf2. Take scuba diving lessons 3. Painting a mural on my bedroom wall(s)/ceiling

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:1. Love2. Trust3. Hot sex(drunken_hawkeye said these first... I'm seconding them.)

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:1. Google is actually a number (1 followed by 100 zeros).2. A one-day weather forecast requires about 10 billion math calculations.3. Giraffes have no vocal chords.

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERABLE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:1. Intelligence2. A sense of humour3. A sexy voice(Methinks drunken_hawkeye and I have the same tastes in romance, yes?)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:1. Reading2. Writing3. Sleeping

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:1. Eat lunch2. Read the next chapter of a WIP that has yet to be updated, goddamnit.3. Pop the zit behind my ear in that little crease where the ear meets the neck. (It hurts!)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:1. Behavorial Analyst2. Librarian3. To be a rich gay man's beard. (Beard: n. A woman married to a gay man in order to conceal his homosexuality. -- As long as he's rich, I'm your girl! XD)

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:1. Sydney, NSW Australia (to see redwolf)2. Adelaide, South Australia (to see gumnut)3. Great Barrier Reef (hence the scuba diving lessons -- see above)

THREE KIDS' NAMES:1. Niece,2. Nephew,3. and the other one(I'll be leaving the child-bearing to my sister, thank you. Just call me Auntie Moon!)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:1. Retire to a life of leisure2. Get a PhD3. Finish "Cartoons, Crime, and Coincidence", the next Umbra story (::hangs head in shame:: I'm trying, I swear I am!)