Today’s news was like if a Tom Clancy novel fucked the notebook where Hunter S. Thompson kept the ideas he thought were “too weird” on top of a big stack of Frank Miller comics. Not the good ones, the recent, shitty, super-racist ones.

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“First of all, fuck you for trying to conflate yourself with the state, you bloated old bastard. If America wore golf pants, she’d sure as shit pull ‘em off better than you do.” https://t.co/Owclhi2D6T