A MEN'S THREAD : How to Deal With Wife's PMS.

One time it got so bad that I went to the book shelf and grabbed the bible and proceeded to very loudly and in my best southern baptist dialect
assert, "get thee behind me satan, the power of Christ compels you..."

That's a true story. It went well in the sense that the initial look on her face was worth tolerating what followed.

My missus's PMS starts TEN DAYS before the actual cramps...
Half of every month is hell.
I bring home flowers, I cook amazing food, I give foot rubs, I answer all her loaded questions, I get yelled at, I get baited,I get ignored... She's a
real piece of work...
Half of every month I wanna leave her, 3 days out of the rest I resent the $hit out of her, and the rest of the time I love her deeply.

Cheers. And I didn't even tell you the best part. It was new years eve and we had both dropped acid about two hours prior. *Note to self, never give
menstruating female acid. Then I saw a bible, KJV...hehe, on my bookshelf and then that happened. I'm sure she was watching my performance with
paisleys spewing out my eyes and ears or something. Then about 8 hours of aftermath. I haven't repeated that particular experiment again nor do I plan
to.

The key is to NOT get married. A woman will push you much less if you do not get married. They know once you go through the hassle of marriage, you
will not want to go through with the much larger hassle of getting divorced.

it does one no good to see the red fluid that keeps you alive coming out of your body!

my friend was clenching her first so hard one time when she was tripping she had dug her nails into her palm and caused the skin to break , she then
thought she was going to bleed to death despite there being no blood what so ever , anyways we had to prove this to her by getting her bf who she
completely trusts to wear a white t shirt and let her rub her hands on it to show there was no blood !

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