Last week, comedian Tyler Fischer posed
as an Apple employee and pranked unsuspecting shoppers at four Apple
Stores in New York City. Among other things, he tells people that—because Apple engineers invented several
incurable diseases—syphilitic shoppers and those in the "polio
community" can get up 75% off select products.

He also shares information about Apples' new storage system. "This one has so much Cloud it
actually turns into a Puddle," he tells one customer. "So you can keep your stuff in the Cloud, but you can keep your secret information in the Puddle."