Outrageous Fortune (film)

Outrageous Fortune is a 1987 comedy film, starring Shelley Long and Bette Midler as two struggling actresses who fall for the same man, who turns out to be a double agent trying to sell a defoliant to the Russian KGB. The two race across the country trying to make him choose between them, oblivious to his true reasons for taking an interest in them.

The CIA is trailing them. The KGB is tracking them. The phone company is tracing them. The police are chasing them. The cowboys are herding them. And the Indians are hunting them. Are they gonna fall for all of that? (taglines)

Sandy: Oh my, that kind of evening?Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands!

Lauren: Where are we? We've been driving for hours, and I haven't seen a single white person on the street".Sandy: There's one.....oops, they got him!Lauren: That's not funny.

Lauren: You are really determined to get us killed.Sandy: Oh, get over yourself, he's not gonna kill us.Lauren: Oh, how can you be so sure?Sandy: Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building!

The CIA is trailing them. The KGB is tracking them. The phone company is tracing them. The police are chasing them. The cowboys are herding them. And the Indians are hunting them. Are they gonna fall for all of that?