Posts Tagged ‘frog’

I saw the frog again. That little bastard is toying with my heart. It wants me to sniff him (or her) and then it hops away. Then I chase after it, and it hops away some more into the darkness away from me. I’m too old for these games! Why won’t that frog just let me walk circles around it for all eternity?!

So I’ve been seeing this frog lately. Not “seeing” seeing him like dating him, and I don’t even know if it’s a him or her, but during my nightly pee breaks, there is a frog that likes to hide in the grass. I think it’s spying on me while I potty. That horny little pervert. Anyway, I don’t know how to react to this frog. I walk circles around it very cautiously, never taking my off of it, all while sniffing it at the same time. I’ll do this repeatedly until the frog gets tired of it and decides to hop once. OMG! That scares the crap out of me. Then it’ll hop again. OMG I didn’t see that one coming! I am freaked out by now, but I can’t stop looking at it. But then it hops away and I’m all confused. Should I chase it? If I chase it, what will I do with it? Probably just walk circles around it some more. That frog is so mysterious.

Is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? HAHA I crack myself up! I love sitting with my legs like a frog. It cools off my belly, though it doesn’t really show that in this photo since I’m on carpet. I like the way it stretches my leg muscles too. Ribbit!

I saw my first frog last night! Well, that’s what mama told me it was called. It looked more like a jumping turd to me. It was on the back patio, mom pushed it off into the grass so I wouldn’t lick it, but I got close enough to get a quick sniff until it jumped away. I was a little scared of it, but I kept a brave face on and followed it with my nose. Then I got bored, squatted to poop, sniffed the grass for pee pee smells and went back inside. Fun night!

OH HI! I’ve been working on my Pilate poses! It’s made me extra flexible and makes sitting like a froggy oh-so-comfortables! I usually sit like this when I’m on a hard surface (I like the coldness on my underside), but carpet will do for now. Grandma thinks my froggy pose is indecent and that I should sit like a proper doggy. But I say ribbit to that!