How long did it take to perfect that pose...? I took this snap mainly because it was his usual response to claiming to be/being broke when inviting the crew out for a drink. The conversation would start “now listen men” and followed by a recitation of each time he’d either watered or fed us. Tight ...

Could do with some cooler weather - been mid 20’s the past 5 weeks in Tasty-Pastry land. I believe he’s back now and turned off the tap he left running. Nae wonder there’s a water shortage in the NW. I came here hoping for some good news .... like rain and lots of it or someone’s won the lottery or...

Should you venture there and fancy a fish supper - be sure to ask for the large fish as I did. Humphrey, our long dead but much loved Goldfish was at least twice the size of the tiddlers served up. Wus Humphrey, the moby dick one that you fed so well it out-grew the “pond” it wus in? I’ve cycled ro...

Whit some folk wull do tae avoid their round..... Learnt it fae you, the maistir o’ the beer body swerve.. I won’t have that said about him. Once ensconced in the harbour of Troon due to fowl weather, the auld hen offered his crew a full Scottish breakfast in the morning, and the next and the next ...

I presume that means the lavvy won’t be a portaloo. Are any of you rushing to book yer place amongst edinburgh’s high end? Is this not planned to be on the sight of Nicola’s windmill factory which never came about? Some golfers I know describe a difficult 5 foot putt as a Nicola. Good tae see we’ve ...

Big enough! Conserving ma stocks at present A dangerous plan fraught with hazard... you do know it goes off once opened? Oh yes, he knows alright, the angel’s share he calls it whilst shuffling from one foot tae the other whilst holding the only bottle with nowt in it and eyes swivelled upwards in ...

My friend is intent on stripping his engine down in order to cure various defects. He would be indebted to anyone with such a manual c1970 and which might be for the B or C series? Would he be better advised to put up with said defects and await the diesel scrappage scheme’s start? I would recommend...