Note to thieves: If you're going to burglarize a home, make sure it doesn't belong to a Chinese martial arts master nicknamed 'the doctor'

I didn't think things like this acctually happened... this guy is my new hero.

In the Fark comments thread: "I can imagine this "doctor" guy spending his life waiting for a moment like this. All trained and deadly, waiting for a chance to use his violent mojo in a situation where he gets to be a hero."