with my latest fic, "Carbide Chef: Eyeless King Crab Battle", i ask two important questions:• what if the universe of Caves of Qud had an iron chef competition?• what if everyone who hosted and competed in iron chef was a lesbian?please, enjoyhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/12847215

had a dream that antimony carver of gunnerkrigg court was heading an antarctic operation to thaw and revive 2 renegade angels to defend mankind (they looked like fancy boys in utena student council uniforms but they weren’t any existing utena characters). meanwhile her dad was secretly sabotaging it via hacks, unstable nuclear waste, & absorbing staff into the technicolor body horror spaghetti gestalt named “Lord of the Flies” he had given himself to

ALICE MARGATROID: mokou, what's the secret of your incredible resilience?MOKOU: i eat about 3 big handfuls of dirt every dayEIRIN: it's the hourai elixir. it makes her immortal. don't listen to her.MOKOU: i just want to see some girls eat some dirt, eirin

btw if y'all see an ohnoproblems on any instance that isn't mastodon.social or scalie.club That Ain't Me and i'd appreciate a heads up. just got threatened with doxxing on twitter and i'm feeling Shitty

my gf: [talking about how both halves of her laptop are held together by a single fraying cordme: i can't believe how cyberpunk you aremy gf: how is my laptop cyberpunk?me: [through a mouthful of breadsticks] because it SUCKS

hey i wrote a crossover femslash fic about trans lesbian samus x trans lesbian alucard and it's full of processing and girls kissing and a hearty seasoning of petplay so check it out if that sounds interesting https://archiveofourown.org/series/825708

had a dream there were a bunch of dirty dishes, somehow, in the loft of my old bedroom and i had to figure out how to get them down the ladder while also not disturbing the dozens and dozens of orange-and-black spiders that were also living up there now