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04/23/2013

The Big Number 2: Alcohol, Firearms and Police Interrogations Can Have Messy Consequences

You pooped your pants while being questioned by police...but at least...your actions made a cavity search totally unnecessary.

I was surprised to discover that the act of defecating at inappropriate times, in unusual locations, after a crime has been committed, is more commonplace than one would think. Additionally, I found it unnerving that the instances of criminal mischief involving fecal matter are on the rise. Sadly, I was not shocked to discover that many of the crimes reported occurred in one of my favorite vacation destinations — the great state of Florida.