There once was a Juan named Pierre, Who thought he was treated unfair, But his OPS sucks and he makes the final out of every frickin game stranding a runner in scoring position and he can't throw the ball back to the infield without four bounces so it's hopefully only a matter of time before we see Xavier Paul play.

There once was a Juan named Pierre,Who thought he was treated unfair;he couldn't help to produce infield singlesor get caught stealing when the team needed him the mosta little bit of bad luck (for the team) transformed him into the beast.