Butterfat, LLC

Curiosity @ Work™

Why is our code so special?

Butterfat - along with other components such a proteins and sugars, contributes to the flavor of the code. The butterfat content of code is important because the full, rich and creamy flavor of the code comes mostly from the butterfat.

Overrun - the air content of the code. Again, most code has 80 to 100% overrun. In other words, most programmers will take one kilobyte of code and whip it until they get 1.8 to 2.0 Kb of code. Our codes has only 20% overrun. One kilobyte of code yields only 1.20 Kb of code. This, of course, means that our code is much denser and has a completely different texture than most people experience. One kilobyte of "their" code is going to weigh less than one kilobyte of ours. Therefore, as to the question of why our code is more expensive, the response is obvious: the customer is paying for code and not air!

Flavor - the flavors we use are the finest we can find. We use fresh roasted nuts and freshly squeezed juices. Our stock is continually rotated to insure only the freshest code. There are many products available to programmers that make software much larger and complex; we believe taste is more important than size and it shows!