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How My Friends See Me: Twisted Impressions

Glenn: Do you have a copy of the first three seasons of House? Yoshke: The first two are with Dohna. You’re addicted, aren’t ye? Glenn: Yeah. (He paused a bit and then continued talking.) Every time I see Dr. House, I am reminded of you. No offence meant. Yoshke: None taken. Haha. May I know why? Glenn: You’re both sarcastic. Yoshke: Damn, I thought you’d say we’re both brilliant. Hahaha.

Laughter. Silence.

Yoshke: But, you know, it takes wit to be sarcastic. So I’ll take that. Haha.

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Last year in Robin’s car, on the way to Tagaytay.

Robin: You should make a career out of that. Yoshke: Out of what? Robin: Humiliating people. Yoshke: I don’t humiliate people! Robin: You just told me that all it would take was just one queer push and I would turn gay instantly. Yoshke: But I always tell you that. Robin: Not over dinner. In front of my entire family.Yoshke: Forgive my occasional lack of tact.Robin: You meant to say it. You enjoy humiliating me. Yoshke: Well, it only matters if you think I’m right. And I’m not. Right? Robin: Of course not. I can’t believe we’re talking about this.

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Last week. Text conversation.

Bebs: Yes, he and I met. But it wasn’t SEB. Yoshke: What’s SEB? Bebs: Sex Eyeball. I don’t believe you don’t know this. Yoshke: You know I’m not THAT kind of person. Bebs: But still. You’re Dimen. You’re supposed to be knowledgeable. Yoshke: Am I supposed to be flattered by that?

nyahaha friends see me as stubborn, insensitive as well and pati na rin masungit at mataray lalo na…

pero im not as sarcastic and know-it-all as i used to be. i started to avoid doing it so people would suspect less that im gay (not generalizing that sarcastic people are gay, just speaking for myself cuz may halong kaartehan ang pagiging sarcastic ko hehe)

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