Saturday, 20 November 2010

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Rules Of Blah:

Platinum Card 15 - 30 years service

Officers in the above category are permitted:

1. Unlimited Blah during any tour of duty 2. The right to tell outrageous tall stories and swing the blue lamp without challenge - even if it's obvious they are lies or physically impossible. 3. However, all the above are obliged to mention the miner's strike, the Brixton/Tottenham Riots or any major act of terrorism or civil unrest and imply they played a pivotal role for which they are entitled to humble acclaim

Gold Card 10 - 15 years service

1. Unlimited Blah during any tour of duty 2. All Blah must be factually based, but subject to generous poetic license3. May be challenged by Platinum cardholders only 4. Any non divisional Blah to be supported by a witnessing officer.

Silver Card 4 - 10 years service

1. Unlimited Blah when supervised by Platinum or Gold cardholders 2. Unsupervised Blah when in company of junior officers - subject to a strict enforcement of no more than an audience of four (4) other officers - none of whom are allowed to hold probationer status 3. May only Blah about any incident attended in company of a senior card holder after that officer has first declined the opportunity to do so or considers the Blah factor to be beneath his exclusive position.

Bronze Card 2 - 4 years service

1. All Blah to be limited to no more than 30 minutes per tour of duty 2. Must consult a Platinum Cardholder about Blah content before addressing the public arena 3. All Blah to be factual and witnessing officer to be present during presentation. 4. Any Blah from a previously worked division to be supported by MG11 from witnessing officer/s 5. Must accept all belittling and ridicule of their Blah efforts in good spirit6. Under no circumstances to Blah to probationary constables unless supervised by a Platinum Cardholder

that was binary? I thought someone had had a 'twitchy fingers' episode at the keyboard by mistake ....

That might explain my poor marks in Maths exams, though.

For the original post, we have a similar, if unnamed system at my work, equating to those who remember last recession, etc. Probably with the same timescales. I'm currently Gold, moving to Platinum next spring. Yeehah.

1. Unlimited Blah during any tour of duty2. The right to tell outrageous tall stories and swing the blue lamp without challenge - even if it's obvious they are lies or physically impossible.3. However, all the above are obliged to mention the miner's strike, the Brixton/Tottenham Riots or any major act of terrorism or civil unrest and imply they played a pivotal role for which they are entitled to humble acclaim

Gold Card 3-4"

1. Unlimited Blah during any tour of duty2. All Blah must be factually based, but subject to generous poetic license3. May be challenged by Platinum cardholders only4. Any non divisional Blah to be supported by a witnessing officer.

Silver Card 4-5"

1. Unlimited Blah when supervised by Platinum or Gold cardholders2. Unsupervised Blah when in company of junior officers - subject to a strict enforcement of no more than an audience of four (4) other officers - none of whom are allowed to hold probationer status3. May only Blah about any incident attended in company of a senior card holder after that officer has first declined the opportunity to do so or considers the Blah factor to be beneath his exclusive position.

Bronze Card 5-6"

1. All Blah to be limited to no more than 30 minutes per tour of duty2. Must consult a Platinum Cardholder about Blah content before addressing the public arena3. All Blah to be factual and witnessing officer to be present during presentation.4. Any Blah from a previously worked division to be supported by MG11 from witnessing officer/s5. Must accept all belittling and ridicule of their Blah efforts in good spirit6. Under no circumstances to Blah to probationary constables unless supervised by a Platinum Cardholder

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