If there were an awards show about your life, this would be the perfect trophy to give out. Using it as a
bookend is also a viable option. But most likely, you’ll give this as a gift to someone you know... real
well. Because, uh, it’s a silicone replica of your manhood, and you don’t stuff that into just
anyone’s stocking.

It seems particularly important for you to know how this works, so here it is: sign up for a curtained-off
scanning appointment at the 3DEA Pop Up at the Eventi hotel for either December 3 or 10.

There, technology happens (so do champagne and chocolate). They’ll create a 3D printout of the subject and
send it to New York Toy Collective, who’ll manufacture the final product—with a perfect skin-tone match,
no less.

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