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Want to read about every writer’s worse nightmare? Check-out the reviews on Huff Post for The Worst Book Ever. Self-published, of course. This guy must be hiding under his bed, changing his name and closing all his accounts by now. In a way, I feel sorry for him. In a way, I don’t. BTW: Haven’t I seen his name on Smashwords?

16. You don’t worry about Date Night; you worry about hooking-up after your get to the club.

17. You have no idea who’s living next door, until the state sends you a Sex Pervert Alert.

18. You haven’t written a check since the last time you paid property tax.

19. You have 3 trashcans: one for garbage and two for recyclables.

20. You’re online server sent you a warning about exceeding 150 megabytes. Watching Netflix has caused your online server to penalize you for exceeding 150 GBs. You will be charged and extra $10 for ever 50 GBs after. You are now in the top 2% of online hogs.

21. You suddenly realize YouTube is more entertaining than TV.

22. You think anyone who is under 75 and still can’t operate a computer is an illiterate dumb wad.

23. You’ve got more friends–that you don’t know–on Facebook than you do in real life.

24. Your cat has an automatic litter box, and your dog’s name is a password.