I’m absolutely tired of hearing people speak breathlessly (online and on TV) about the cupcake ATM. I’d imagine the folks that will wait in line for this thing won’t notice when passers-by mock and ridicule them. ‘murica waistlines and all that.

Why no Salad ATMs or Grilled Chicken Breast ATM’s? My objection is not necessarily to the ridiculousness of a Cupcake ATM but the fact that cupcakes are disgusting, it’s the lowest form of baked goods.

Sorry UH, homeless people figured out how to reuse office supplies for off-grid, temporary housing a long time ago. Not only does their system let you hear what’s going on in the environment without expensive sensors and solar panels, but it also biodegrades after its useful life. The only thing it doesn’t have is a cool architecture-y name, but we can fix that. Maybe… Kardboard-boKs!