After Ocean’s Twelve was the worst movie ever made, the release of Thirteen raised an interesting question: should I see it?

Twelve was a gross waste of time, but I made a great Marco.org article with its review. Would Thirteen be so much worse that it would be worth reviewing (and therefore worth watching), or would it be mediocre and be a true waste of time by not even justifying an abysmal review?

I think Slate has answered my question: it’s so mediocre that I can safely skip it.