this got me pumped to skate tmrw. Im gonna be going to owl's head skatepark in brooklyn. Last time I was there I broke my wrist, the first week the park opened. That happened 8-9 years ago.
I was the first person to break a bone at the park, CLAIM lol

when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. when life puts an obstacle in your way, jib it!

why does every creepy faggot on the internet have a house made of shitty fake wood paneling? Seriously if I see a picture of someone eating a cup full of poop, fapping in a horse costume, or slicing their dick in half... there is shitty wood paneling in the background every fucking time.

on Biggie vs Lil Wayne - "the problem is that you asked a question that had an extremely predictable answer, making it pointless. Its like asking: would you rather fuck a hot chick or get savagely raped by Hulk Hogan? pointless question" (TZP)

"and this is coming from a guy who eats more pussy than food" (crazyfuck)