Paris Hilton & Cristiano Ronaldo actually happened

I stand corrected. TMZ managed to snap some shots of Paris Hilton and soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo making out at MyHouse last night:

A source close to Paris told us Ronaldo was staring at her all night before he finally went up to her. After he finally got the nerve to approach her, we’re told he couldn’t keep his hands off her and they eventually headed over to sister Nicky’s house.
Our source said, “Paris is stoked to be with a real athlete — unlike her ex, a low-paid minor league baseball player.”

For the record, the star in the first pic is TMZ’s, so I have no idea what’s under there. But let’s assume it’s similar to a stegosaurus laying on its side and covered in maple syrup. Too real? You’re right. My bad.

This is fucking appalling, a goddamn travesty. It’s not enough, is it universe, swine flu?? It’s just not enough is it? No, this fucking crab farm is allowed to ooze across the planet. He just got more money than God and seriously looked around the club and thought ‘yep, that’s the best I can do?’

Damn you people are so dumb. This girl sleeps with a far less number of people than an average social female her age, and you virgins act like she is such a slut. If it werent for sluts you all would have NO chance of getting laid in the first place.

Will this walking plague ever die?
No, she travels around the world spreading her foul diease.
That slut has to be stopped. The stupid motherfuckers who fuck this fuckin diease should be stopped!
#31 what fuckin planet are you on?
#6(Me)…get a fuckin life, you fuckin turd.
That line is stupid and tired…just like you.
Like Jimmie Jim says or should of said…DO go cut your wrists.

Aw, Paris is gonna ease her own pain by inflicting some on, Renaldo. This douche plays soccer, bunch of candy ass floppers. If he thinks that Paris Hilton is worth it for the bragging rights, then he deserves to get crotch rot, from lil’ miss Humpsalot. Sad part is, there will come a day when banging, Paris, is looked upon a sad desperate act by those guys who saw it as a “right of passage” into celebrity, pardon the pun. If the rot don’t getcha, the eventual shame will. Damn, that pussy’s gonna get you, one way, or another.