This month, amid much controversy, Team Obama launched AttackWatch.com, a new website ostensibly designed to compile and refute all arguments against President Obama’s policies and actions in preparation for the 2012 campaign. Little did they know that instead of helping to launch campaigns against Obama’s critics, provide counter-arguments for statists, and generally support the president, the site would backfire, and Obama himself would realize he actually does suck.

AttackWatch, not really sinister, just designed to look that way.

“After reading all the complaints about me, compiled all together like that, I realized, I am a s**tty president after all,” said Obama. “The logic of the arguments, the reasoning, were just too plain-as-the-nose-on-my-face to ignore.” Obama went on to remark, “I had no idea I sucked so bad. That’s why I just kept doing the same stuff! I thought socialism was working. Everybody was saying it was working.”

"Oh s*it! I really do suck!"

AttackWatch.com submissions include criticisms of the president’s foreign policy of appeasement, the high unemployment rate, ObamaCare, inflation, the long, drawn-out recession, the anti-business nature of his administration, the nationalization of business, the crony capitalism, and much, much, much, much, much, much, much more.

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From Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals, Tactics: 5. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.”

Although laughter is the best medicine, it’s still no cure for what ails America. And quite frankly, although a smile did cross my lips, seeing the litany of this president’s disasters ultimately left me depressed and silently screaming – “Please, no more”!

Love it! Especially “Habitat for Hamas.” In a you-can’t-make-this-stuff-up reversal, a few Enlightened voices in NYC have been describing Park51, AKA the Ground Zero mosque, as the gift of a free nondenominational community center from the Muslim community to the neighborhood …

But I feel I must correct Sunny on something she says in passing on the subject of female genital cutting: It’s not her father and uncles holding the child down and doing the deed, it’s her mother and aunts. This makes it even worse in my mind. Notice really should be taken of the role of willing, even fanatical women reinforcing their own position in traditional Islamic culture. Submission gives meaning to their lives; it’s not just the threat of male violence that maintains the status quo.

REALITY CHECK: It is time to wake up to the world around you. The Tea Party Know Nothings are on a steady decline since the Tea Party credit rating downgrade. The public opinion polls show little respect for the Tea Party Know Nothings.

There is no such thing as “liberal socialist experiment.” It is obvious that you have no understanding for the political ideology known as socialism. Socialism is an economic system in which the means of production are state owned. This obviously is NOT in evidence in the USA today.

The debt ceiling has had to be raised to meet the obligations set forth by the Republican agenda. The additions of the debt that have been added by President Obama have been as follows:

1) $1.4 trillion to pay the interests costs on the Bush accumulated debt

2) $1.3 trillion to pay for the Bush wars of choice in Iraq and Afghanistan

3) $800 bill for the Stimulus necessitated to keep the Bush recession from becoming an economic depression

The immoral George W. Bush added $10 trillion to the debt when he launched two unnecessary wars in Iraq and Afghanistan based on a series of lies and in a pattern of deception. Historians will record that the incompetent George W. Bush was the WORST man to ever serve as President because of his legacy of destruction for eight years.

The rise in unemployment and gas prices began in the last two quarters of the Bush regime. The net result of the Bush recession has been the collapsing of the real estate market and the rise in food costs.

There has been no rise in health care costs because of the Affordable Health Care Act which was signed into law by President Obama. All phases of this new legislation have not yet been implemented. Therefore, there is no justification for claiming that health costs have increased because of the new legislation. The reality is that health care costs have been on a steady increase for the last two decades.

There has been no “liberal socialist” redistribution of wealth since January 2009 when President Obama began the task of repairing the substantial damage done by the corrupt Bush/Cheney regime.

THE GOAL OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IS TO MAKE THIS NATION INTO A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY.

No, no, no, Questionman. The goal of the Republican Party is to take your precious bodily fluids and process them into grease for Dick Cheney’s Hurricane Machine. We’d use them to actually fuel the machine, but puppy tears are cheaper.

REALITY CHECK: It is time to wake up to the world around you. The Tea Party Know Nothings are on a steady decline since the Tea Party credit rating downgrade. The public opinion polls show little respect for the Tea Party Know Nothings.

There is no such thing as “liberal socialist experiment.” It is obvious that you have no understanding for the political ideology known as socialism. Socialism is an economic system in which the means of production are state owned. This obviously is NOT in evidence in the USA today.

The debt ceiling has had to be raised to meet the obligations set forth by the Republican agenda. The additions of the debt that have been added by President Obama have been as follows:

1) $1.4 trillion to pay the interests costs on the Bush accumulated debt

2) $1.3 trillion to pay for the Bush wars of choice in Iraq and Afghanistan

3) $800 bill for the Stimulus necessitated to keep the Bush recession from becoming an economic depression

The immoral George W. Bush added $10 trillion to the debt when he launched two unnecessary wars in Iraq and Afghanistan based on a series of lies and in a pattern of deception. Historians will record that the incompetent George W. Bush was the WORST man to ever serve as President because of his legacy of destruction for eight years.

The rise in unemployment and gas prices began in the last two quarters of the Bush regime. The net result of the Bush recession has been the collapsing of the real estate market and the rise in food costs.

There has been no rise in health care costs because of the Affordable Health Care Act which was signed into law by President Obama. All phases of this new legislation have not yet been implemented. Therefore, there is no justification for claiming that health costs have increased because of the new legislation. The reality is that health care costs have been on a steady increase for the last two decades.

There has been no “liberal socialist” redistribution of wealth since January 2009 when President Obama began the task of repairing the substantial damage done by the corrupt Bush/Cheney regime.

You know, this reminds me of a bit of family history I vaguely remember: my mother and father (both passed away some years ago) were absolute flaming libs (I’m the black sheep of the family, being the only rabid right-winger). Family legend has it that they considered joining the Communist Party shortly after they were married, but didn’t when they found out the Communists had no sense of humor. Exhibit A: Questionman.

his policies saved this country from going over a cliff…if the BANANA REPUBLICan­s continue to sidetrack his plans to bring this country out of recession, he will not succeed…­the conservati­ves don’t care whether we recover or not…ever­y day, more and more middle class Americans drop thru the grate into the sewer of despair…­be prepared for the New American Revolution­…the Wall Street marches are already beginning to bring violence to the streets…­it will only escalate.

Obama actually needs a web site to tell him he stinks? All he needs to do is pick up a newspaper on any given day and read the news. And remember, the main stream media actually LOVES this guy. Only the election in 2012 will get rid of this stink.

The morons thought the adoring masses would flock to O’s defense, that’s what happens when you are both stupid and living in a media bubble. “Duh, what next?” Maybe they should check with the NY Times, one set of crazies to another.

I’m still very concerned that this man will win re-election.I have a tremendous gut feeling that this will happen.I knew way back when he gave that
speech at the democratic convention,some body(?)would push him into the WH.
My intuition hasn’t failed me yet.
I beg GOD to prove me wrong in Nov.2012.

Last election, I won 20; there’s going to be a conservative split vote, of course, he will be re-elected—the people don’t stand a chance—they’re so corrupt—the people are; I don’t know why more people are so unable to see this; but, Biden will finish his term and take usa into war, . . . a real war—not this tired ol’ beat-up somebody stuff, . . .

Remember that most Americans don’t vote – and the margin between presidential candidates is always fairly slim. Then go vote, and take everyone who thinks your way to vote. Hold “vote” parties. Get your friends and family together, go vote together, then have drinks. Volunteer for your candidate, then for the GOP candidate no matter who that may be. Put signs in your yard, stickers on your car. Put a flag up; studies indicate an American flag influences people to vote conservative. Every little bit will help.

Wringing your hands and despairing won’t get Obama out. Only action will remove him. So act.

Love ya Sunny! Internet is too slow here in Afghanistan to enjoy the YouTube vids, but will be home soon and can’t wait to watch all of them!

Can you report Obama to #attackwatch for me?

He promised us Hopey Changey(the Skittles shatting Unicorn), and that I would not have to come out to this cesspool of a country if he got elected. Don’t really care about the unicorn(though I bet it would grill up real nice) but his “new tone” is being ignored by the Taliban and they keep destroying the environment with the rockets they lob at us.

You can’t get thrown out of the military for being homosexual, but I bet they would toss me out in a heartbeat if I was critical of the One on their Big Brother site. Help me out and you can have my unicorn steak.

WASHINGTON (AP) — In a fiery summons to an important voting block, President Obama told blacks on Saturday to quit crying and complaining and “put on your marching shoes” to follow him into battle for jobs and opportunity.

“It gets folks discouraged. I know. I listen to some of y’all,” Obama told an audience of some 3,000 in a darkened Washington convention center.

I can’t decide if Obama is on medication, or off of his meds.
I’ve been thinking for quite awhile that he is losing it.
If BO actually read AttackWatch entries I think they would find him curled in a fetal position somewhere sucking his thumb.

Will the worm turn?..will the squishy mercurial independents who gazed starry eyed at this empty suit and help this silly man become president come to their senses? Maybe.. if they take their lips off the teat of middle class entitlements
and opt to embrace liberty.. As for me, I’ll continue to go Galt.

I can’t believe that the creators of “Attack Watch” really intended the thing to be taken seriously particularly when they used red and white lettering against a black background. That gave it a whiff of Nuremberg Rally-style placarding right from the get-go.

This site was undoubtedly created to give Obama’s minions hte chance to let off a little steam and build a mailing list of e-addresses. There is also a feature that allows you (if so inclined) to donate to the 2012 campaign fund. All in all a very clumsy and risable web page.

hello. much needed humor; put down my flash mob middle east riot scheduling…, dunked my apple in coffee; had the illegal gardener moon the postal carrier; and forwarded this to my gun walking buds at the solar power company on Wall Street. if i had a job, i may even have laughed.

By all means join their “movment” and act as our eyes and ears. Especially be careful to observe and document all attempts at ballot box stuffing, disenfranchising military voters, registration of ineligable or dead people to vote and manipulation of campaign funds. Be prepared to turn this over to law enforcement, friendly media and the blogosphere on a regular basis.

Also be prepared to sabotage their activities in any way possible.

There is a real war going on now, and we need the resistance movement to become active in support of the TEA Party movement and the political process.

This isn’t over in 2012 by any means. Every downline election needs to be fought tooth and nail for a TEA Party movement candidate, from dog catcher on up. We also have to go downline beyond the elections to start gaining influence in the media and academia by buying enough shares to become influential voting blocks of shareholders, and to kick out leftist University admininstrations. Taking charge of the culture is something else that the TEA Party movement needs to do in order to make lasting long term changes.