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Behold, your coaching search is over. Bill Martin had talks with this guy. I think his name is Richard or something like that. Personality was perfect for a head coach position. The only negative noted is an over-inflated ego.

Maybe I am the only one noticing this. Since Thanksgiving, Yost has been especially busy with work, and noted that real life doesn't give a shit about his blogging (some big, end of the month deadline driving his schedule?). He's always moderated the site by knowing who is cool and who's a dick. Lots of nice healing pictures of naughty coeds. And now, he has "a ton of stuff to wrap up." What's next, no new post today because "I had to get reindeer feed."? We're on to you, buddy.p.s. Will you bring me a defense.

oh yeah,you might get your wish yet. This time it's our opponents that are making the banquet circuit. My wish is Glenn Dorsey getting about 20-25 pounds heavier. If i can get that for X-mas (the good Jew that i am) i'll be all set

I don't know Wingrg - if you're standing there, checking off your receivers (or hiking alone in the Pacific Northwest) and the pocket starts caving in around you (tall trees start getting knocked down in all directions), do you think it matters if Bigfoot has an extra 20-25 lbs on him or not as he comes crashing into your world with you on its mind? Me? - I would start squealing like a 2nd grader playing kill the man with 5th graders- "Ok, I'm down, I'm down!!!"

if those 20lbs make the Big Foot slower, than i'll take my chances. I'm not really worried about the passing game, i'm confident our line will hold up. I think Dorsey will effect the running game more.

As i keep telling people: keep writing that OSU has no chance. That's what i want to hear :-)

I am not sure if it is the fact that the regular football season is over, the fact that Yost is MIA, the depressing nature of the head coaching search, or the fact that Joshua has over exaggerated hopes for his next wife, but I am feeling such an gaping emptiness.....LOL. We need a party, or a road trip, or at the very least a few healing pics!

Wow. Espn.com lead video dealing with a Miles denial of being a candidate. Hoe does this guy not come here? Positively baffling. From a logical AND emotional standpoint (his i mean)it just dumbfounds me. I still won't believe it until we announce someone else and see the presser, but pretty damn strong denial right there. Couldn't be any more plain. Stupidity on my part, perhaps, but my gut says otherwise. It's like when they kill someone off on a soap opera- there's always the chance they're not dead. Maybe they had an evil twin, or.... maybe it was a dream, or... maybe they found a way to regenerate by eating massive amounts of twinkies, oh wait- that's the ending for "The Ballad of Charlie Weiss".

But then again, I'm the guy who thinks Tupac, Biggie, Princess Di, Cobain and Elvis are drinking Mai Tai's on a beach somewhere.

I feel relief at his denial. And here is what I think is going to happen: (Mark my words)

First, he is playing for the NC, no matter how much emotion he has for Michigan, no one could drag him away from that.Second, he does want to be at Michigan and that conversation was to hatch a plan to bring him here (unfortunately) English will be named as interim coach and coach for one season. Miles will come the following season.

You heard it here first. (and obviously this is my own pure speculation and there is no fact whatsoever to back that up)

And no on the soap operas, but I write thriller's- Holy Shit Moments are my specialty. And everyone knows about that season of Dallas when Bobby dreamed it all, that's just pop culture. (But damn if Melrose Place wasn't a fine show.)

Oooh, good twist on the speculation, but I really hope you're wrong. I'll shit a live chicken if this happens.

Katie-does joshua get to decide if the chicken comes out feet first or beak first????

winger--not looking for a KYF today from Bennie, but just figured that if this were some sort of team effort, ol' Bennie boy would step up while Yost was on the mat.But...wait....We never see Bennie AND Yost at the same time....

Ok folks, help a girl out here. I'm minding my own business, reading Monday's AA News and at the bottom of Geoff Larcom's column I read this:"Think about it. What if former Athletic Director Don Canham had operated in the age of teh Internet and talk radio? We'd have creamed Canham for failing to land his top guy, a rising star named Joe Paterno."

OK, SERIOUSLY.....DIDN'T I READ THAT EXACT SAME THING HERE SOMEWHERE????

In the interest of taste I won't post the first answer that popped into mind. Who knew that the combination of fowl and my ass would garner such attention. I mean sure, there was that party back in '97 when everyone went wild, but I thought that was just an aberration.

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