Thursday, October 27, 2005

BuyCostumes.Com and Why They Suck

Voice Recording: Thank you for calling Buycostumes.com! We appreciate your business. All of our operators are currently assisting other customers. Please hold. Your call will be answered in the order it was received.

Me: Yeah I'm sure it will, you silly bastard.

Voice Recording: What?

Me: Huh?

Voice Recording: Did you just say something?

Me: Um...no.

Voice Recording: Are you sure? Because I'm pretty sure you said something.

Me: Nope. You must be hearing things. Now, turn on that funky Musak for my listening pleasure.

Voice Recording: I don't appreciate that, you know.

Me: What?

Voice Recording: You, calling me names. I'm just doing my job. You don't have to verbally attack me. It's not like I can control how many people call in at any given point.

Dang, did anyone else get hit in the temporal lobe with a HHGTTG flashback? It read like a conversation with Sirius Cybernetics Corporations Complaint Department. Douglas Adams didn't die, shanshu consumed his soul!

you should become a screen writer. there is no possible what that coversation happended. lol its so obviously written for our pleasure. fact im still laughing. i can't get the the firt part out of my head where you and the "recording" had a conversation.