OMG! Sale is so good it makes me want to have a seizure

OMG! This guy obviously saw the sale going on at Express on their shirts (it is seizure worthy)! His friend (the girl with her crack showing) needs to go to Victoria’s Secret and see if they have killed a full grown adult leopard yet because that is the only material that can cover that backside. I think I will just walk by and look. F#<* trying to help.