Kailyn and Javi registered at everyone's favorite home goods store in order to get a few basics for their new life together, but the process hasn't been without its fair share of drama-rama.

There are traitors among us, ladies. The shame!

A Teen Mom 2 fan-girl seems to have gone 50 shades of crazy and created a fake bridal registry under Kailyn and Javi's names, and she's having presents shipped to her house in Georgia! Yikes, y'all. Major yikes.

Luckily, Kailyn and Javi found out about their registry troll, and reported her to Bed, Bath & Beyond.

"I want to put the girl's email that created the fake registry under Javi's name & mine so bad. But, [Editor's note: we deleted this gal's name out of respect for her privacy]... You know who you are," Kailyn tweeted on August 7, adding "Put hundreds on things on 'our' registry and then had the address to your house in GA and didn't think we'd find out. CRAZY PEOPLE."

We have no words for this insanity, but hey — copying is the greatest form of flattery! Maybe this misguided gal just wanted to live a day in the fabulous life of Kailyn Lowry. Unfortunately, it looks like she'll be answering to the bad cops over at BB&B for her registry crimes.

"This is crazy! Too bad @BedBathBeyond has the girls email!" Javi tweeted. "Hahaha smh if you're gonna do that at least be smart!"

Amen to that, Javi. Are you shocked that Kailyn was taken advantage of by a Teen Mom 2 fan? Spill your thoughts in the comments!