Roberto Dobbisano wrote:right?cochon is not bacon, and BTW, bacon is not sexy.seriously.

Ok, you guys can rag on this perverts first post all you want and I don't care. But once you say something negative about bacon, you have gone too far. You may not think bacon is sexy, (I don't know what mundane vegan so called life you live), but bacon is one of the pinacles of human pleasure, and pleasure pinacles are sexy.

...Bacon is shorthand for funny. You know what isn't funny? Repetition. I bet the wa-ha-ha-ha-ckiest thing in the world would be some kinda bacon in converse high tops. Maybe some groucho glasses. Rubber chicken?

Maybe we can endlessly mash it into other things and make those things funny too! BACONGUN! BACONSTAMPS! BACONCAKE, BACONPICKLE, BACONSODA... Just pick a noun and throw bacon on it. HAW HAW HAW!

Lazy. SO LAZY.

Once upon a time all of my coworkers simultaneously started some Atkins protein super "HEY! I CAN EAT ALL THE MEATS I WANT" diet. I guess they missed that human bodies don't have cheat codes. All day long they were microwaving bacon. Smelled SO bad. The first 5 minutes were pretty good like,

"Mmmm smells like something's cookin'!"

The novelty wore off after a couple days and they all started getting grossed out by the smell and started getting grouchy with each other.

I don't jokingly talk bacon, althought the bacon girls are such a picture, fair enough.

I love and eat bacon, with my genetically low cholesterol and athletic lifestyle making it possible.

There may be some superficial bacon memers out there, I'm not one of them, in fact this may be my first bacon post anywhere ever. Had bacon with my breakfast and wilted fresh spinach in bacon grease last night.

If you are tired of bacon posts I suspect you are either a cholesterol victim or a vegetarian or you are just on message boards too much in general.

I love and eat bacon, with my genetically low cholesterol and athletic lifestyle making it possible.

There may be some superficial bacon memers out there, I'm not one of them, in fact this may be my first bacon post anywhere ever. Had bacon with my breakfast and wilted fresh spinach in bacon grease last night.

If you are tired of bacon posts I suspect you are either a cholesterol victim or a vegetarian or you are just on message boards too much in general.

or we have been eating bacon from before you were born and just don't give a shit about your current obsession with a popular meme.

I don't even know what "parsing" means. I just read, and expect that whatever was written is what was meant.

Some form, variation, type, or aspect of "you" was indeed missing. "Implied" is there yes, but opens the door to misunderstanding, so is not acceptable. "Implied" only works in a patently non-ambiguous sentence. Blah, blah, blah.