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I've published a little(?) bait here for your viewing pleasure, the story of Jacob Kereke and his brush with the Church of Golden Warmth. His unfortunate bite on an ASEM resulted in him being soaked in piss and humilated for a considerable period of time, collecting me a nice bundle of extreme photo trophies. It's called....

If the hosting holds up and I'm not booted off the server, I'll continue to publish my completed baits here (and there's quite a backlog) when I get the time to format them. For those that haven't seen it yet, there's an old classic in there for you too...

As mentioned, the bait is very work unfriendly and contains a number of disturbing images which I won't spoil by describing here (although many of you may have already seen them). Astonishingly, I've managed to continue to bait Jacob in the same guise since the end of the bait published here, after HE got in contact with ME! You can see the results of the latest installment in the current (OCT. 04) trophy contest in the Pictures forum...

Enjoy guys. It's a long one, so crack open a beer/make a cuppa.

JB

_________________Turkey. Idiot. You will not die a happy death. You will die by a serious terible motto accident. - Clara AnozieIS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO URINATE ON MY BARE CHEST? - Tunde LemoTasting the warmth, makes me feel as i have never felt, the sensation and holiness cannot be described yet - Jakob KerekeClick here to visit Jonbarry's 419Bait Memorial Garden

LemonyFreshHello I'm New here!

Joined: 03 Oct 2004
Posts: 10

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:58 am

Funny stuff!
I loved the photos

CommanderKiller419Eater is my life

Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 349
Location: Mugu-Occupied Caprica

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:12 am

jonbarry, you truly are a master. That was one of the funniest baits I have ever read. Naturally your trophies are a riot as always!

_________________Charles Soludo (after WU trip #10): "....you may not understand what it is for my secretary to be going westernunion to westernunion just to present false informations to them."

Mr. Koffi after failed Airport meet - "The line and question is, why have you decided to play with me, you allowed me to waste my time, energy and money to put things(documnets) in your name , why?"

Mr. Obasanjo - "I have severally warned you to mind your language while addressing Prof. Soludo or any other person in that matter this is a serious business not some American movie Gangster. If you repeat it next time I will have your file thrown out of my office."

x9

GeorgeBush419Eater is my life

Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:45 am

Amazing bait! Also great commentary to go along with it. One of your best lines: "I almost get some money from my own account and send to him. Then, I decide it would be kinder to humilate him further and work him harder." Very wise and very funny!

master cylinderNot quite a Newb

Joined: 13 Mar 2004
Posts: 32
Location: Calgary, Alberta

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2004 4:14 am

That's some of the sickest shit I've ever seen.

Good work, keep it up.

_________________but why u eat tuna i told u dont eat tuna and you know theis no body will help u now dont eat tuna again ok what is that suporse to mean? who is distubing you tell that peson to fuck off ok oknu dont listing to them they are manicone tell them to fuck off ok becouse that man his evil.

Fucking Excellent JB. I was in stitches at the photos!! A true masterpiece

RamenDragonElokNot quite a Newb

Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 45
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?

Posted:
Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:40 pm

I too was in stitches. They didn't help. Now I'm gonna try electroshock therapy to expunge those foul images from my mind. Ugh. The actual bait is excellent work though...

badjuju234Not quite a Newb

Joined: 01 Oct 2004
Posts: 52
Location: Lurking in cyberspace,MUHAHAHA or quite possibly in the U.S.

Posted:
Wed Oct 27, 2004 11:04 am

I will use the term "muffy" in every insult from now on.... or maybe in some slaps too!

jonbarryMaster Baiter

Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 126
Location: Down on the upside.

Posted:
Thu Oct 28, 2004 10:04 am

Thanks guys!

I'm glad you're taking time out to spend with my muffys.

JB

_________________Turkey. Idiot. You will not die a happy death. You will die by a serious terible motto accident. - Clara AnozieIS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO URINATE ON MY BARE CHEST? - Tunde LemoTasting the warmth, makes me feel as i have never felt, the sensation and holiness cannot be described yet - Jakob KerekeClick here to visit Jonbarry's 419Bait Memorial Garden

EightRetired Moderator

Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8711
Location: UK

Posted:
Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:07 pm

I can't believe he kept coming back with more of those vile pictures after all the hoops you made him jump through, or how many times you had to tell him to f*ck off. I suspect that if you hadn't got his email closed down, he'd still be sending threats and begging for the money. Great work!

_________________Turkey. Idiot. You will not die a happy death. You will die by a serious terible motto accident. - Clara AnozieIS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO URINATE ON MY BARE CHEST? - Tunde LemoTasting the warmth, makes me feel as i have never felt, the sensation and holiness cannot be described yet - Jakob KerekeClick here to visit Jonbarry's 419Bait Memorial Garden

I have to say, Jonbarry, I am a great admirer of your work, I laughed until I cried.

Can you give those of us newer to the scam-baiting some other ideas on churches we could use? I really liked the Church of Golden Warmth. You're a genius, no doubt about it!

jonbarryMaster Baiter

Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 126
Location: Down on the upside.

Posted:
Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:07 pm

Sure, here's a template:

Dear (idiot)

My names is Father/Sister (fake name, derived from porn here) of the Church of (ridiculous concept here).

After that, you can pretty much ask them to do whatever you want it seems. The religion thing immediately lowers their guard and they feel they can play the God card to lower yours.

It gets tedious after a while, but it is a very successful and well-trodden bait theme.

Good luck!

JB

_________________Turkey. Idiot. You will not die a happy death. You will die by a serious terible motto accident. - Clara AnozieIS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO URINATE ON MY BARE CHEST? - Tunde LemoTasting the warmth, makes me feel as i have never felt, the sensation and holiness cannot be described yet - Jakob KerekeClick here to visit Jonbarry's 419Bait Memorial Garden

jonbarryMaster Baiter

Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 126
Location: Down on the upside.

Posted:
Thu Nov 04, 2004 12:08 pm

GeorgeBush wrote:

Amazing bait! Also great commentary to go along with it. One of your best lines: "I almost get some money from my own account and send to him. Then, I decide it would be kinder to humilate him further and work him harder." Very wise and very funny!

Thanks man and congratulations. Try not to f*ck it all up this time :]

JB

_________________Turkey. Idiot. You will not die a happy death. You will die by a serious terible motto accident. - Clara AnozieIS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO URINATE ON MY BARE CHEST? - Tunde LemoTasting the warmth, makes me feel as i have never felt, the sensation and holiness cannot be described yet - Jakob KerekeClick here to visit Jonbarry's 419Bait Memorial Garden

couldn't have said it better myself! you must have some serious mojo goin' with the mugus... i love it that he kept contacting you...

_________________What is all the nonesence about homosexual and your phucknuts of a friend, please l am not interested in all those stuffs. lf you are really serious then let us discuss business and not talking about unserious issues- "Wild Willie"

And stop telling me what will make me think more.- Mrs. Sandrini Adzih.

jonbarryMaster Baiter

Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 126
Location: Down on the upside.

Posted:
Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:06 pm

I am now equipped with Voodoo Power!, so they should start getting even more compliant, unless of course they want their arms and legs to fall off.

JB

_________________Turkey. Idiot. You will not die a happy death. You will die by a serious terible motto accident. - Clara AnozieIS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO URINATE ON MY BARE CHEST? - Tunde LemoTasting the warmth, makes me feel as i have never felt, the sensation and holiness cannot be described yet - Jakob KerekeClick here to visit Jonbarry's 419Bait Memorial Garden

Guest

Posted:
Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:37 pm

Disturbing as usual JonBarry.

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Guest

Posted:
Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:41 pm

EDIT: Duplicate post in error. Damn back button.

Last edited by Guest on Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:23 am; edited 1 time in total

sheik yerboutiHello I'm New here!

Joined: 07 Nov 2004
Posts: 7

Posted:
Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:43 pm

that is one of the strangest series of communications i have ever read, heard, or seen in my life. it is unlikely to be topped in the near future.

that mugu will be feeling like a total dickhead for some time to come i suspect. you should top it off by sending him the URL of your site.

jonbarryMaster Baiter

Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 126
Location: Down on the upside.

Posted:
Tue Nov 09, 2004 3:11 pm

I would send it to him, but I wouldn't want him complaining to the hosts... It'll be removed as soon as they bother to take a look at it anyway, so get it while it's good. He's feeling double-sore right now, as I've had the rare opportunity to burn him twice, once at the end of the bait and again after he got back in touch and I used him for the October picture contest...

By the way Sheik, that is a damn fine name. Have weezels ripped your flesh?

JB

_________________Turkey. Idiot. You will not die a happy death. You will die by a serious terible motto accident. - Clara AnozieIS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO URINATE ON MY BARE CHEST? - Tunde LemoTasting the warmth, makes me feel as i have never felt, the sensation and holiness cannot be described yet - Jakob KerekeClick here to visit Jonbarry's 419Bait Memorial Garden

sheik yerboutiHello I'm New here!

Joined: 07 Nov 2004
Posts: 7

Posted:
Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:25 am

thanks, i'm glad you appreciate it. i haven't noticed any weezels lately, no. altho, i'm not sure what why they would be interested in me either?

jonbarryMaster Baiter

Joined: 18 May 2004
Posts: 126
Location: Down on the upside.

Posted:
Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:14 am

Ah, just thought that, with a name like that, you might have been a Frank Zappa fan... Now there's a artist that could inspire a wealth of bait ideas...

JB

_________________Turkey. Idiot. You will not die a happy death. You will die by a serious terible motto accident. - Clara AnozieIS IT ACCEPTABLE FOR A MAN TO URINATE ON MY BARE CHEST? - Tunde LemoTasting the warmth, makes me feel as i have never felt, the sensation and holiness cannot be described yet - Jakob KerekeClick here to visit Jonbarry's 419Bait Memorial Garden

sheik yerboutiHello I'm New here!

Joined: 07 Nov 2004
Posts: 7

Posted:
Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:50 am

ah yeah well i like zappa and he was kind enough to donate my pseudonym, but i'm not that well versed in his catalogue.

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WITH ALL THESE NEGATIVE REPORTS AROUND THE WORLD ABOUT MUSLIMS BEING TERRORIST I BELEIVE THAT THIS WILL BE AN OPPURTUNITY FOR YOU TO PROVE TO ME THAT THERE IS INDEED BEAUTY IN ISLAM

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