Funny Quotations from Elf

Elf is a family comedy and fantasy film about a man who was adopted by elves when he was a baby, but finally finds out who his biological father is and decides to track him down. This movie is a fantastic funny Christmas movie with a wonderful and star studded cast. Directed by Jon Favreau. Starring Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart, and Zooey Deschanel.

Right after Elf was released in theaters, it became an instant classic and must-see for every Christmas. Below you'll find some great humorous quotes from the film.

Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Buddy: What about santa's cookies? I suppose parents eat those too?
Puffin: Hey Buddy wanna pick some snowberries?
Buddy: Not now Arctic Puffin!
Gimbel's Manager: 6-inch ribbon curls honey.
Jovie: That's impossible.
Gimbel's Manager: 6 INCHES!
Buddy: It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
Walter: Who sent this Christmas Gram?
Buddy: What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!
Emily: You like sugar, huh?
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Emily: Yes.
Buddy: Then YES!
Walter: [whispering] I think we should call security.
Deb: [whispering] Good idea.
Buddy: [whispering] I like to whisper too!
Buddy: [thinking Miles is an elf] Did you have to borrow a reindeer to get down here?
Miles Finch: Hey, jackweed, I get more action in a week than you've had in your entire life. I've got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before I come over there and SMACK it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Call me elf one more time.
Buddy: [after a pause] He's an angry elf.
Buddy: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.
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