Cheeky one this but can anyone lend me a mountain bike at the Big Bike Bash.?

Reason being I will be hitting the BBB on the way back from France and it looks like I will only have my road bike and as good as I (think I) am I am not sure slick 23mm tryres will cut around the XC course.

So can anyone lend me one? will anyone have a spare kicking around or does anyone know of places to hire one.? I will pay in beer if need be.

I will be taking mine so you can have a Scott Strike, 96ers fixie or SS, Jump Bike, ladies shopper bike (Wife's) and maybe a BMX. Just borrow which ever is lieing around when you need a bike and drop it back to the bar when you don't need it.

Take the 96er. I've seen the bits if metal fling off the Scott as it grinds and clanks down the trail! Xxx
Wife and I are both taking our full sous & ss bikes do if you're stuck come & find me. Will be camping in a bright red vw t5.