Dave Attell: Women Love Mystery

Dave Attell: Women Love Mystery

Women love mystery. That's what they like: little surprises. Tonight, when you go home, add a little mystery to your relationship. When your lady leaves the room, take a dump on the floor. Honestly -- hear me out -- there's nothing more mysterious than a dump on the floor. And it always starts a conversation, am I right? 'Honey, is that what I think -- I think it is? You better hold me 'cause I'm afraid!'