fuck fuck fuck a duck screw a kangaroo

Him: “It’s a shame you can’t cum while having sex… you seem to enjoy it so much…”

Me: “um…”

4) It sucks when you continue to sleep with someone just to avoid having to let them down by stopping. I just want everyone to be happy!! Am I the only one this happens to?

5) when i was in 7th grade me and my friends made this song up about a boy in our class (to the tune of dreidel dreidel dreidel)… ahem…

“O nick nick nick, he’s made without a dick,

So when he wants to do it, he has to use a stick. (or a ruler).”

Poor kid… I wonder where he is now…

6) Grieving men are sexy. It’s an inexplicable phenomenon. This is so fucked up… but i recently went home because a woman very near and dear to me passed away. Her family and mine have lived next to each other for 30 years. She has a son my age who, since taking our pants off when we were little and playing doctor with a pizza cutter, I have never had any sexual feelings towards whatsoever. He is now married with baby on the way. When I went home to be with the families last week as soon as I saw him I immediately wanted to have sex with him. Its totally fucked up. What IS that?