Pepper Spray Ring Keeps You Safe

If you're tired of being beat up and robbed, then the Stunning Ring may be something to consider. By no means stunning in the traditional jewelry sense, it does pack the strongest dose of pepper spray available, over 400 times that of a regular jalapeno. It projects a 12 inch spray that can nauseate, burn, and otherwise maim would be attackers. The ring costs $30, and spray refills are $8. You should have seen the time I jokingly got down on one knee and presented this to my girlfriend. She swooped in to see if there was a real diamond and I doused her right in the eyes. Oh god, we still laugh about that to this day. Just kidding, she left me that night.