SparkFun Electronics Commentsurn:uuid:214d0e4e-f1b1-d287-ce26-ac5b4c9f82492019-05-25T09:26:51-06:00SparkFun ElectronicsCustomer #199000 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #199000urn:uuid:9338eb56-1581-c3f1-a376-46d4a1e2c60d2014-03-18T22:53:06-06:00<p>Guy on top: I don't know about you but I am skipping lunch today.<p>Guy on bottom: I just finished lunch. Let watch Scarface!</p><p>Guy on top: Sweet, pass up the chips!!!</p></p>
milkydeathgrind on Your March Caption Contestmilkydeathgrindurn:uuid:0f9b5875-463f-a385-1173-63e6f2e876762013-03-22T13:54:21-06:00<p>I thought that Bill looked especially confused today.</p>
milkydeathgrind on Your March Caption Contestmilkydeathgrindurn:uuid:2aaeec67-702a-1481-ff0d-2cc39db76cb12013-03-22T12:22:25-06:00<p>".....Dude....Did we forget our BigBird costume again??....AWW CRAP!!!...</p>
Mikerocontroller on Your March Caption ContestMikerocontrollerurn:uuid:129c6535-afac-b7f6-ec99-e8248e9eb2912013-03-22T11:44:07-06:00<p>Too cheap to buy a hair dryer and tired of the stacked employee seating, Bob has managed to convince Human Resources that Tom "has some kind of bladder problem."</p>
Customer #122897 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #122897urn:uuid:0bab740a-62cd-f261-9911-efd85fa1f0d02013-03-22T10:37:08-06:00<p>Sparkfun Corporate Training, Lesson 25: Vertical Integration</p>
Customer #122897 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #122897urn:uuid:51c4cd72-bce2-0c75-b804-e82ae3258a212013-03-22T10:34:01-06:00<p>Sparkfun Corporate Training, Lesson 25: Vertical Integration.</p>
Customer #409005 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #409005urn:uuid:0b41dacc-820e-9279-e48a-1f00b555b24f2013-03-22T09:11:30-06:00<p>Person 1: Hey dude how's the light up there?<p>Person 2: just fine, how's the view down there ( laughing ) ?</p></p>
irtiq7 on Your March Caption Contestirtiq7urn:uuid:61572195-4d02-ab7f-2d35-a705b65dadd32013-03-22T05:12:39-06:00<p>"Here in Sparkfun, we work cascading-ly"</p>
supersat on Your March Caption Contestsupersaturn:uuid:d3a69687-b78f-c6be-138e-574a5d7e01962013-03-21T15:25:46-06:00<p>Pair programming? Why not parallel programming?</p>
Zmaster on Your March Caption ContestZmasterurn:uuid:758adfe3-75ba-0cf7-4e7c-2557249a54322013-03-21T15:20:08-06:00<p>Arduino stacking design: you're doing it wrong.</p>
SgtJimmmy on Your March Caption ContestSgtJimmmyurn:uuid:46108569-82a7-77e4-738a-4b2bb3e1653f2013-03-21T14:18:15-06:00<p>Day 12 of the longest piggy back ride... Someone get the World Record People.</p>
astinsan on Your March Caption Contestastinsanurn:uuid:f6d36a2f-099c-b37d-b22a-529811ba1e9c2013-03-21T14:09:03-06:00<p>At SparkFun it is hard to find a good Wifi signal unless you know where to sit.</p>
Leif on Your March Caption ContestLeifurn:uuid:045a943a-08b9-b08e-aa75-757dfea057272013-03-21T09:45:58-06:00<p>Sparkfun: The only direction we know is UP!</p>
Gizmoguy on Your March Caption ContestGizmoguyurn:uuid:41177a66-7ba3-0d68-d99f-57fa6c860f342013-03-21T09:06:10-06:00<ol>
<li><p>Somewhere along the way understanding high-level and low-level programming became obscured.</p></li>
<li><p>Programming was way more efficient before they added the high level programmer!</p></li>
</ol>
Pokey on Your March Caption ContestPokeyurn:uuid:c5c66298-134f-9648-5b56-fb31bc0f4f6f2013-03-21T09:03:52-06:00<p>...And that's how we could afford to do Free Day.</p>
Encryptic on Your March Caption ContestEncrypticurn:uuid:5d1a1403-cdab-0768-601b-0566ccae611c2013-03-21T07:17:40-06:00<p>"Stacking shields for Arduino has become really popular. What else do you think we can stack?"</p>
erich_7719 on Your March Caption Contesterich_7719urn:uuid:371e1a62-aaf9-18e6-8b29-1f35fdb5e76d2013-03-21T06:39:45-06:00<p>In an effort to reduce office space, we are introducing the double stacker seats.</p>
PocketBrain on Your March Caption ContestPocketBrainurn:uuid:fbd6a41e-56cf-dd1b-5ea6-6e0f35d947772013-03-21T05:55:33-06:00<p>Life as a conjoined twin here at Sparkfun is a thrill-a-day. My brother has grown his hair out so people can tell us apart.</p>
Utsav on Your March Caption ContestUtsavurn:uuid:46250260-aa66-d481-5413-a130209b47572013-03-21T04:22:49-06:00<p>"That's called adding a shield"</p>
Customer #413577 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #413577urn:uuid:4b9aff9b-841d-0b2b-0e68-0ffee4cfc4222013-03-21T00:01:52-06:00<p>I call top bunk!</p>
Customer #413577 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #413577urn:uuid:f3699aac-95a4-c69b-543c-757ea429859c2013-03-21T00:00:35-06:00<p>He put the team on his back doe....literally.</p>
Customer #350059 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #350059urn:uuid:959e80d2-61c2-1d17-477d-12782912dffe2013-03-20T23:51:23-06:00<p>Sequestration reaches Sparkfun headquarters, Mac users hardest hit</p>
Utsav on Your March Caption ContestUtsavurn:uuid:a86dbafb-bcc1-0f3d-92c6-69978794cb6a2013-03-20T22:11:16-06:00<p>"POOR GUYS IN INFO RACE - EITHER ON MY PIGGYBACK OR ON THE STAIRCASE OF YOUR WAIST!"</p>
AaronW on Your March Caption ContestAaronWurn:uuid:b071009d-c925-bb5b-536b-71f4d9d14b832013-03-20T22:05:53-06:00<p>This is not what I had in mind when corprate said we were starting vertical integration.</p>
JGuthridge on Your March Caption ContestJGuthridgeurn:uuid:1fe51670-33de-4b62-a461-93caeb29e7a72013-03-20T21:36:52-06:00<p>The new interns quickly learn about loosing bets at SparkFun.</p>
ZombEE Labs on Your March Caption ContestZombEE Labsurn:uuid:db38c4b4-140d-b316-7bda-919858fdd6a02013-03-20T20:25:44-06:00<p>If you think this is bad you should see their bathroom...</p>
Nixguy on Your March Caption ContestNixguyurn:uuid:94405ce2-7321-33a0-a5cf-b9ad2d9f462b2013-03-20T19:43:21-06:00<p>Upper decking. Doing it wrong.</p>
Nixguy on Your March Caption ContestNixguyurn:uuid:b1c4c018-6426-a328-d3bf-922841e3eae52013-03-20T19:40:45-06:00<p>Feng Shui. Nailed it!</p>
Nixguy on Your March Caption ContestNixguyurn:uuid:1ab2f102-0bba-3790-7f01-0d29c62882ec2013-03-20T19:40:05-06:00<p>I thought he said we'd have a new hierarchy.</p>
godofcode on Your March Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:d4713c62-11cb-817e-1413-2c67358d2d0a2013-03-20T18:59:30-06:00<p>Recently fired cirque Du Soleil acrobats in job retraining program.</p>
godofcode on Your March Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:54d5a501-b120-fa54-2720-45d1e55640ef2013-03-20T18:55:08-06:00<p>High cost of office space has lead to boom in micro-office rentals.</p>
godofcode on Your March Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:c2d898c2-4793-efcb-4732-9021569773b12013-03-20T18:53:59-06:00<p>Despite their handicap Siamese brothers Jim and Jeff, make a formidable programming team.</p>
NeXT-Generation on Your March Caption ContestNeXT-Generationurn:uuid:106e766a-90f5-6c3d-cf57-e57b1751caca2013-03-20T18:42:39-06:00<p>That guy'll be pretty scarfaced if that chair breaks...</p>
trialex on Your March Caption Contesttrialexurn:uuid:425cbc77-7281-ffb1-69ab-0db4538046d42013-03-20T17:13:57-06:00<p>Damn double posts! I swear I only hit submit once :-(</p>
trialex on Your March Caption Contesttrialexurn:uuid:db35ab7e-bf00-0552-e8bd-ccafc5ae22452013-03-20T17:11:43-06:00<p>Experiments in physical human parallel computing did not have the same net positive effects as for multi-core CPUs.</p>
Starfire on Your March Caption ContestStarfireurn:uuid:814b1c79-be99-8066-05d8-0944f5716dba2013-03-20T16:51:45-06:00<p>Gives FIFO and LIFO a whole new meaning!</p>
Customer #71928 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #71928urn:uuid:36b0059e-e0ee-277d-83d8-ebdea4f36c612013-03-20T16:28:30-06:00<p>Sparkfun: Now selling Scarface DVD Box Set!!!
$39.99 Price
$35.99 10+ Units
$32.99 100+ Units</p>
Sciencez on Your March Caption ContestSciencezurn:uuid:1bbffeea-f97c-92f4-d336-cb705942b2732013-03-20T16:01:52-06:00<p>Nathan had not planned for the rapid expansion of Sparkfun, so staff were forced to find innovative ways to utilise the limited office space</p>
Customer #186149 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #186149urn:uuid:13a875d0-47e3-7d70-eb17-029ad2b264362013-03-20T13:08:42-06:00<p>Say hello to my little friend !</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:87922c0f-ddc8-19c7-ded9-1fa5ac2ce7f92013-03-20T11:36:07-06:00<p>"Pair", you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means</p>
kwan3217 on Your March Caption Contestkwan3217urn:uuid:03176cb5-5abd-bef4-e842-175b9b41b0b82013-03-20T10:20:09-06:00<p>Bunk desks have proven to be a great success. Now we just need some bunk chairs.</p>
Nate12 on Your March Caption ContestNate12urn:uuid:ec766488-6a34-591c-ea94-a5c73cec407c2013-03-20T10:02:08-06:00<p>Organic Office Chair</p>
Customer #339252 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #339252urn:uuid:c564cddc-4cb5-2c98-b7a6-a4bbb71bc61f2013-03-20T09:27:06-06:00<p>Stack(fun)!!! only at Sparkfun</p>
NeXT-Generation on Your March Caption ContestNeXT-Generationurn:uuid:b90cbf47-22c6-cbaf-27d9-a58e4a8638162013-03-20T09:26:39-06:00<p>I don't always stack things, but when I do, it's Sparkfun employees.</p>
Customer #339252 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #339252urn:uuid:1b6150c6-88f0-72a8-950b-df44c5b35de82013-03-20T09:26:27-06:00<p>Stack(fun)!!! only at Sparkfun</p>
media4theworld on Your March Caption Contestmedia4theworldurn:uuid:7233a9d2-758a-d9a3-2f8b-39ffbc45be7d2013-03-20T09:17:44-06:00<p>The new definition of a double workload.</p>
nebulous on Your March Caption Contestnebulousurn:uuid:8a7357fb-e2f6-bcb0-c2ea-835d4fb6dd8a2013-03-20T09:12:10-06:00<p>New product: L293Desk.</p>
TatankaWilly on Your March Caption ContestTatankaWillyurn:uuid:0f9f7c76-198f-7ae3-b33a-5df058e023d22013-03-20T09:10:50-06:00<p>I really wanted to enter this contest, but this one is just too good! Can't top it, can't be done. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.</p>
mpitt on Your March Caption Contestmpitturn:uuid:fb90b532-e97c-a755-be61-9463c52fe2832013-03-20T09:06:08-06:00<p>Extreme Pair Programming is an agile software development technique, especially used in Extreme Programming methodologies, in which two programmers work together sharing the same chair. The configuration can include: side by side, bottom-up (pictured above) and back to back.</p>
joehammer on Your March Caption Contestjoehammerurn:uuid:b844a1a6-7d4d-0cac-5118-92af0b9f16432013-03-20T08:47:23-06:00<p>Yo dawg. I heard you like multitasking, so I put a person and desk on a person and desk, so you could type while you type.</p>
jessejay on Your March Caption Contestjessejayurn:uuid:b3147890-34cb-8834-742f-159d2040a2742013-03-20T08:28:19-06:00<p>The latest in dual monitor systems.</p>
Echo on Your March Caption ContestEchourn:uuid:29b683a6-0f44-e6fa-eebf-e4479ca567322013-03-20T08:27:50-06:00<p>Nested tables are simpler in HTML.</p>
Rhettkun on Your March Caption ContestRhettkunurn:uuid:85175edc-515d-7a95-ed88-43b359621d912013-03-20T07:41:30-06:00<p>Hold on just a second,<pre><code> float guyOnShoulders;
float guyBeneathGuyOnShoulders = 165.00;
float weight = 170.00;
boolean productive = true; //Lets assume the work is initially productive
void setup()
{
serial.Begin(9600);
}
void loop()
{
while(productive)
{
guyOnShoulders = weight + weight*(millis()/1000);
productive = guyOnShoulders/guyBeneathGuyOnShoulders;
}
serial.Println("You suck at life, get back to work!");
}
</code></pre><p>Your logic is sound, keep up the good work!</p></p>
diz on Your March Caption Contestdizurn:uuid:a6a76f1e-1a7d-d074-4dc3-a86b0d5476c02013-03-20T07:30:51-06:00<p>Looks like Joe was promoted to tier 2 support.</p>
diz on Your March Caption Contestdizurn:uuid:997d5312-eaf6-3512-535a-a8f2c75464ab2013-03-20T07:28:45-06:00<p>SparkFun developers test out new scaffolding support their MVC framework.</p>
diz on Your March Caption Contestdizurn:uuid:67d98b31-7227-283c-353c-fa284e703d882013-03-20T07:28:32-06:00<p>Vertical scaling in the cloud...you're doing it wrong.</p>
diz on Your March Caption Contestdizurn:uuid:60395f7f-09c2-e10e-831d-b6ab4a42f5d72013-03-20T07:27:00-06:00<p>When we said we could scale vertically, this isn't quite what we had in mind...</p>
Customer #120239 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #120239urn:uuid:41752754-3920-a21a-a1e5-867bd45428c22013-03-20T07:17:03-06:00<p>Bill and Ted failed utterly to grasp the concept of pair programming</p>
jaketesler on Your March Caption Contestjaketeslerurn:uuid:6f9914ab-8e5a-7d9f-c896-d3ca9a4b0d7d2013-03-20T07:12:06-06:00<p>INTRODUCING THE LATEST FROM SPARKFUN: The "Bunk-Mate" System! (patent pending)
In an effort to improve efficiency, SparkFun is now letting employees LIVE at their desks 24/7. In this picture we see the new "Bunk-Mate" system, complete with stacked desks, a universal seating system, and food (see left) for employee convenience. This desk-apartment setup has a minimum capacity of two, and ceiling tiles can be removed if necessary.
SparkFun: It's all about the customer.</p>
pantoine on Your March Caption Contestpantoineurn:uuid:431b056d-866d-22c7-a09e-96a87f3b911a2013-03-20T06:59:48-06:00<p>Joe's neck pain had improved greatly once he switched to Coworker Lite(tm)</p>
JWC in NH on Your March Caption ContestJWC in NHurn:uuid:bbfcaeb1-a009-acf4-7b3e-351b0554f4142013-03-20T06:54:35-06:00<p>I fell out of my chair after reading this one...</p>
JWC in NH on Your March Caption ContestJWC in NHurn:uuid:9da4d64d-dedd-f7ae-e17d-b45dbf5de3ec2013-03-20T06:50:53-06:00<p>Its true... it does roll down hill.</p>
OliverK on Your March Caption ContestOliverKurn:uuid:e7e9f89c-159c-db3f-40bf-0711dea253632013-03-20T06:34:24-06:00<p>Dude ... don't fart.</p>
Customer #406853 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #406853urn:uuid:bc967b97-5761-850c-9d14-b7058dd631d32013-03-20T06:31:34-06:00<p><em>Stack</em>fun!!!</p>
Azayles on Your March Caption ContestAzaylesurn:uuid:57eafd71-32cf-ed31-aad5-b286c4953b7b2013-03-20T06:25:01-06:00<p>"Sparkfun's attempt at a piggyback world record was beginning to take its toll on the workers."</p>
EEHack2B on Your March Caption ContestEEHack2Burn:uuid:c4ef1cea-f4b1-403a-e8c0-0df9ca440c922013-03-20T06:21:11-06:00<p>So.. I'm a newb here at sparkfun and wanted to know do i use a 2 pin or 3 pin crystal with this setup. Oh and @ what MHz. THx EEHack2B</p>
Rhettkun on Your March Caption ContestRhettkunurn:uuid:dba89414-0c46-fb2a-a705-300b6d3ae55e2013-03-20T05:55:23-06:00<p>Presenting: the human Sparkfuntepede!</p>
Rhettkun on Your March Caption ContestRhettkunurn:uuid:3532c38e-df39-ac80-8cf3-ac7f80551b6e2013-03-20T05:49:50-06:00<p>Hey, I think Ive seen [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shutter_(2008_film) before!</p>
Mike66 on Your March Caption ContestMike66urn:uuid:7da96fd7-a714-593b-f928-50c8be2a45c12013-03-20T05:38:42-06:00<p>I'll code the high bytes and you code the low bytes.</p>
JustinF on Your March Caption ContestJustinFurn:uuid:74b886be-65a7-6a41-f9f9-c7359d93ecfc2013-03-20T05:36:58-06:00<p>The code goes all downhill from here !</p>
Matthew Wilkes on Your March Caption ContestMatthew Wilkesurn:uuid:e9ebdd75-e1ff-e29c-3709-1e3123cfc64d2013-03-20T05:30:06-06:00<p>The new pick and place machines may be fast, but their practical jokes were getting out of hand.</p>
GerryH on Your March Caption ContestGerryHurn:uuid:8d7103ea-01ab-7c90-2efd-0f4e82e528f62013-03-20T04:49:57-06:00<p>Looking back on things, the twins wish they would of had the surgery to separate them when they were infants.</p>
Customer #420891 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #420891urn:uuid:babb36b2-0a33-fe64-1635-04b8b1d14be72013-03-20T04:48:49-06:00<p>Welcome Folks it looks like we have us a Double Header today.</p>
OddBot on Your March Caption ContestOddBoturn:uuid:5632e586-c6e0-4e0e-5f03-1b2e3d3d93e02013-03-20T03:40:43-06:00<p>It seemed like a good idea at the time...</p>
OddBot on Your March Caption ContestOddBoturn:uuid:b04293a9-9961-7cb2-98e3-926ae6d84fad2013-03-20T03:38:56-06:00<p>Are you sure this is what Nate meant?</p>
OddBot on Your March Caption ContestOddBoturn:uuid:f2b12c80-839f-b6d8-c2aa-54f51e03f1a12013-03-20T03:37:10-06:00<p>Sparkfun's latest attempt to double their processing power.</p>
OddBot on Your March Caption ContestOddBoturn:uuid:cb9d7b5d-a347-e5b4-dfcf-940d2490cf9e2013-03-20T03:35:40-06:00<p>The assembly instructions from IKEA were a little confusing to follow.</p>
OddBot on Your March Caption ContestOddBoturn:uuid:1c0e5a9c-610b-a180-363e-8befae3bab182013-03-20T03:29:19-06:00<p>Nate told the new guys to double their efforts because they were not stacking up.</p>
OddBot on Your March Caption ContestOddBoturn:uuid:d8c19677-89e2-73da-f2b6-4ae5d08984602013-03-20T03:26:40-06:00<p>Well it worked for the buses</p>
Wylly on Your March Caption ContestWyllyurn:uuid:0774941a-caee-ab95-f9d2-fffda3dcdcc72013-03-20T03:15:54-06:00<p>John_Doe = new engineer();
ERROR, stack/heap overflow!</p>
dRudRu on Your March Caption ContestdRudRuurn:uuid:ca9e7e0d-1354-0f38-b07d-e0c86af9e8142013-03-20T03:14:56-06:00<p>The office ergonomics initiative took an odd turn when they hired the new guy unfortunately named "Ergo".</p>
dRudRu on Your March Caption ContestdRudRuurn:uuid:936bf4a6-3e03-14af-ea14-faa5ac7f1abb2013-03-20T03:10:56-06:00<p>This picture would make a lot more sense you could see the unicycle he is sitting on......</p>
mattstroud on Your March Caption Contestmattstroudurn:uuid:f4bfaea6-b7a4-4333-5358-5a9bd35da6292013-03-20T02:57:20-06:00<p>With the budget cuts, hot-desking became an important topic. Sadly, some didn't quite know what it meant...</p>
RadioDoctor on Your March Caption ContestRadioDoctorurn:uuid:833c4e7f-5c49-18bb-e50a-49627f591d432013-03-20T02:53:21-06:00<p>Back breakin' overtime...</p>
Sector on Your March Caption ContestSectorurn:uuid:1c686360-e041-9fb1-90ad-8e196bba1ae62013-03-20T02:11:13-06:00<p>nanos gigantum humeris insidentes</p>
Customer #240011 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #240011urn:uuid:05647a7a-6acd-313c-ac0a-0aed0eabf9b02013-03-20T01:58:21-06:00<p>We got where we are today by sitting on the shoulders of average-sized men.</p>
Customer #332207 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #332207urn:uuid:543c2bd8-f04d-d8fa-0f0e-3961c7c5ff952013-03-20T01:27:14-06:00<p>New Standing Desk initiative goes disastrously wrong as flat-pack instructions are mis-read.</p>
Customer #349778 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #349778urn:uuid:9cd38ec3-f835-56e8-927c-3b8c1942f1032013-03-20T01:08:05-06:00<p>Boss: "You over Scott for this project"
Jeff: "Sweet! So I call the shots this time?"
Boss: "No, we ran out of floor space"
Jeff: "oh."</p>
Customer #409193 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #409193urn:uuid:56518984-dad6-fe84-2a94-5e18be9e09f42013-03-20T00:30:05-06:00<p>Double Trouble Looming!!!!</p>
BalashiFan5 on Your March Caption ContestBalashiFan5urn:uuid:5750698a-aa34-2b3a-a871-0db7a8fd12bc2013-03-20T00:23:32-06:00<p>Sparkfuns attempt to get Performance Art into the Leanin' Tree.</p>
JPaul on Your March Caption ContestJPaulurn:uuid:9d1b8479-7580-5188-636d-a0b9a215e9672013-03-20T00:13:44-06:00<p>Yeah, I fired the monkey. He kept mistyping my password. Steve is much better at it, and he doesn't drop banana peels on my head all day...</p>
JPaul on Your March Caption ContestJPaulurn:uuid:a9b6b74c-01e7-cb52-5e56-fea19d6f3f762013-03-20T00:11:34-06:00<p>So today, Tom and I learned that you need to be careful with the super glue...</p>
Customer #419109 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #419109urn:uuid:a98cc26a-d682-def3-606d-bfea1a4e14162013-03-20T00:10:30-06:00<p>At Sparkfun, vertical integration takes on a more playful meaning.</p>
JPaul on Your March Caption ContestJPaulurn:uuid:6ac9054e-bf8c-0bdd-0c9c-9e353204eda02013-03-20T00:09:25-06:00<p>I said you two needed to program a PEAR package, not program pair stackage, what made you think I meant, oh forget it.</p>
Fat_Lurch on Your March Caption ContestFat_Lurchurn:uuid:c682900f-b5a7-74bb-5155-6c85ce3fbd242013-03-20T00:05:25-06:00<p>Sparkfun's latest act: Cirque Du Cubemate</p>
Customer #414124 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #414124urn:uuid:b3a2d8e0-2573-aeb0-696c-aadd16aef41f2013-03-20T00:04:07-06:00<p>When demand for programmers exceeds office space.</p>
BalashiFan5 on Your March Caption ContestBalashiFan5urn:uuid:6d17ec67-03a1-9a34-2ac8-9e92d0b919072013-03-20T00:02:57-06:00<p>The new Sparky Intern-pedic chairs. Its like working on a cloud.</p>
Ratgod on Your March Caption ContestRatgodurn:uuid:61e0aab5-614d-7d1e-bdf9-fa63befad6b92013-03-19T23:04:21-06:00<p>when they said they were doubling up on the work, I didn't think they meant it literally.</p>
skip on Your March Caption Contestskipurn:uuid:8b198773-456a-bf82-53f9-b9594b773ac02013-03-19T22:59:43-06:00<p>a new level of pair programming has been pioneered at Sparkfun!</p>
Customer #151461 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #151461urn:uuid:02c2a0f5-8a83-712c-fec3-55793e0b94012013-03-19T22:29:21-06:00<p>Let me transfer you to our top tier support. Que hold music!!</p>
DeanMurray on Your March Caption ContestDeanMurrayurn:uuid:8aaca846-4ecb-569c-31b0-c97f31af82342013-03-19T22:12:47-06:00<p>urban consolidation... phase two</p>
SandroBenigno on Your March Caption ContestSandroBenignourn:uuid:a02dadea-0733-d8cf-8130-b6277abb6a3b2013-03-19T21:52:19-06:00<p>Stereoscopic programming, the next level. Hello World now in 3D!</p>
Fixxer on Your March Caption ContestFixxerurn:uuid:bcc3100f-79e2-7f88-df03-f60d09634e482013-03-19T21:43:35-06:00<p>SOMEBODY made a mistake entering the Z-coordinate.</p>
Fixxer on Your March Caption ContestFixxerurn:uuid:f9168a7e-4cc9-f0df-5f34-68b649781feb2013-03-19T21:39:34-06:00<p>So it's settled- in the PC/Mac debate, the PC came out on top...</p>
joshl on Your March Caption Contestjoshlurn:uuid:5556df8f-69a3-a2bf-a762-cde0a35e1a562013-03-19T21:29:18-06:00<p>It's kind of inappropriate for Scarface to put his head up a coworker's skirt.</p>
prophead100 on Your March Caption Contestprophead100urn:uuid:fddb1c6b-3038-c62e-fa49-d9585dbe62332013-03-19T21:25:14-06:00<p>Who's idea was this job sharing? Somehow I think we missed something.</p>
BalashiFan5 on Your March Caption ContestBalashiFan5urn:uuid:0ba388b8-0261-88a1-0ff1-f9bd87ba0f4e2013-03-19T21:16:57-06:00<p>Coding while High
You're doing it wrong</p>
Rick AC on Your March Caption ContestRick ACurn:uuid:72c0c240-af64-a4b8-18cd-adf87b027a612013-03-19T21:03:34-06:00<p>My entry: "For God's sake take that picture down or they'll try doing that here!"</p>
lax.ste on Your March Caption Contestlax.steurn:uuid:b0643012-a9f9-360f-4e8f-bc4633685eec2013-03-19T20:58:51-06:00<p>If you think that's weird, you should check out the urinals.</p>
BalashiFan5 on Your March Caption ContestBalashiFan5urn:uuid:fc8b05c7-d3a0-5f35-8ed3-43007cbf211f2013-03-19T20:58:09-06:00<p>We'll show them how to make a stackable header!</p>
Customer #192778 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #192778urn:uuid:de78ed88-178c-a95b-136c-cf883ab99a572013-03-19T20:51:32-06:00<p>Introducing our new, more efficient Arduino shield inspired desks. Chairs sold separately.</p>
NeXT-Generation on Your March Caption ContestNeXT-Generationurn:uuid:bdcfe397-1d01-b069-9758-077f8e7656cc2013-03-19T20:35:38-06:00<p>Bunkmates, all day, everyday.</p>
Drok on Your March Caption ContestDrokurn:uuid:6d2c4151-0bf7-5d15-1579-936a705765c42013-03-19T20:30:34-06:00<p>Best way to hide from aliens! They always abduct from the top down.</p>
kiate on Your March Caption Contestkiateurn:uuid:e477a93b-1387-d348-2140-1325fdabdaaa2013-03-19T20:23:14-06:00<p>We were given own cubicle before it comes to system integration.</p>
Customer #225833 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #225833urn:uuid:f8ca04a7-2d99-5a81-df07-d429b6df4b432013-03-19T20:22:09-06:00<p>I mean this is how you connect an arduino to a shield.</p>
LucPaquin on Your March Caption ContestLucPaquinurn:uuid:76eb6363-8380-d80f-92e5-3194d73cdd132013-03-19T20:20:00-06:00<p>Pair programming taken to another level</p>
Flynnstone on Your March Caption ContestFlynnstoneurn:uuid:da18979a-9c2e-595d-57be-dbf90ddf68002013-03-19T20:16:12-06:00<p>Sparkfun, a vertically integrated company.</p>
Lord Darksire on Your March Caption ContestLord Darksireurn:uuid:35318581-da54-13d9-8f40-9e53f2efea162013-03-19T20:13:09-06:00<p>Parallel Processing... The next <em>big</em> thing they claimed.</p>
Customer #268720 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #268720urn:uuid:2e5ba5f2-a6aa-0242-b388-6561563f76dc2013-03-19T20:11:58-06:00<p>Who needs multi-tasking when you can multi-desk?</p>
SirThorfinn on Your March Caption ContestSirThorfinnurn:uuid:686cb0ec-b226-320e-f780-6bdbba7d18682013-03-19T20:07:42-06:00<p>Mac is a PC :/</p>
BlackTie on Your March Caption ContestBlackTieurn:uuid:72436192-0011-a13e-3415-90ddc83293a32013-03-19T19:56:15-06:00<p>Here at Spark fun we like to get inside the heads of our arduino shields.</p>
Scrubb on Your March Caption ContestScrubburn:uuid:9bafde4a-dfff-cfec-12b3-7baa1663d2f92013-03-19T19:42:37-06:00<p>Taking shoulder surfing to a whole new level.</p>
DarthNater on Your March Caption ContestDarthNaterurn:uuid:12a1cd0b-194e-f632-9de6-7624f3ed24b32013-03-19T19:38:34-06:00<p>OK, I admit it: the bunk desk does save a lot of space in the office and brings workplace camaraderie to a whole new level. I have serious doubts about the bunk toilet configuration planned for the first of next month, however.</p>
Ford Anglia on Your March Caption ContestFord Angliaurn:uuid:a51b187c-f001-a910-0cd6-82e5a34f9b6b2013-03-19T19:27:50-06:00<p>Next time order longer jumper wires!</p>
Ford Anglia on Your March Caption ContestFord Angliaurn:uuid:69d0d593-d774-b543-2819-39a1dc9499232013-03-19T19:24:57-06:00<p>We've worked closely on many projects, and you?</p>
hosier28 on Your March Caption Contesthosier28urn:uuid:c6eae398-d814-2b62-fbb6-0d38318d5b302013-03-19T19:22:56-06:00<p>colorado company's solution to office space cut backs...</p>
Ford Anglia on Your March Caption ContestFord Angliaurn:uuid:940e2562-5441-0ea0-6059-5628f80fbf682013-03-19T19:22:30-06:00<p>I've raised that battery voltage (again)...</p>
Ford Anglia on Your March Caption ContestFord Angliaurn:uuid:8c328469-99a7-ca54-51b2-aed0ade9da9f2013-03-19T19:19:55-06:00<p>Who remembers Totem-pole logic gates?</p>
Ford Anglia on Your March Caption ContestFord Angliaurn:uuid:01b299b1-30ce-b249-b564-7b1fb0eb4ff42013-03-19T19:19:05-06:00<p>Aha! A bug in the upper register!</p>
DitchesHurt on Your March Caption ContestDitchesHurturn:uuid:6d326d81-1e62-1165-f45f-9a8fa67b3ad82013-03-19T19:18:19-06:00<p>The Sparkfun engineering department bench testing their new dual brain Cyborg Programming Unit.</p>
Mechenger on Your March Caption ContestMechengerurn:uuid:1fdf2a13-a9e5-992f-b622-f5d25b18dab82013-03-19T19:15:30-06:00<p>This is how to get a leg up at SparkFun!</p>
fogweaver on Your March Caption Contestfogweaverurn:uuid:a9f0b6e5-3001-62ca-f8b7-8631d5b478542013-03-19T19:14:15-06:00<p>New 3D work space for our cubicles?
I don't think that means what you think it means.</p>
TonyTNT on Your March Caption ContestTonyTNTurn:uuid:96e5dafb-4ad2-fd3e-0a46-10b8289c72722013-03-19T19:12:58-06:00<p>the quote "Say hello to my little friend" had developed a whole new meaning.</p>
i8RM250 on Your March Caption Contesti8RM250urn:uuid:98e4d1ca-ab87-ca0a-e679-6e23bb8a1b772013-03-19T19:10:51-06:00<p>Sparkfun's new widget the Human-Duino.</p>
T McGahee on Your March Caption ContestT McGaheeurn:uuid:3503467b-ba21-ec8b-be41-d3998b36ea962013-03-19T19:09:51-06:00<p>The interns just didn't quite understand why "getting high" wasn't legal before</p>
Ford Anglia on Your March Caption ContestFord Angliaurn:uuid:7edc74a4-f56c-5dcf-757e-4e515f135c162013-03-19T19:08:59-06:00<p>Who wants a top notch engineer?</p>
Customer #382389 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #382389urn:uuid:2ea485cb-2e65-90b7-aeaf-41be3909da892013-03-19T19:06:08-06:00<p>sparkfun's new blond shield. headers are provided on this on folks...</p>
Ford Anglia on Your March Caption ContestFord Angliaurn:uuid:5d0d06f9-fb86-2599-f816-0fe90f4a5fc62013-03-19T19:04:36-06:00<p>Embedded design? Tough career! Get a head start!</p>
Customer #395696 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #395696urn:uuid:bee45a45-577b-d552-b63c-fc0e19a44e9c2013-03-19T18:48:14-06:00<p>&acirc;&#128;&#156;This problem, once solved, will be simple.&acirc;&#128;&#157;
&acirc;&#128;&#149; Thomas A. Edison</p>
Electronic Kiwi on Your March Caption ContestElectronic Kiwiurn:uuid:e7dd7f68-3208-6190-f2d8-401d458095292013-03-19T18:47:56-06:00<p>Guys, that is not what I meant when I said to make sure you include a stackable header in the shield design!</p>
Customer #395696 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #395696urn:uuid:01ce1c51-2cf8-e22d-d877-e3513f5447f82013-03-19T18:47:27-06:00<p>&acirc;&#128;&#156;i never did a day&acirc;&#128;&#153;s work in my life. it was all fun.&acirc;&#128;&#157;
&acirc;&#128;&#149; Thomas A. Edison</p>
Customer #395696 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #395696urn:uuid:b8f51b93-41b2-2815-c88b-8ee462d4c4182013-03-19T18:46:02-06:00<p>&acirc;&#128;&#156;There are no rules here -- we're trying to accomplish something.&acirc;&#128;&#157;
&acirc;&#128;&#149; Thomas A. Edison</p>
Customer #395696 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #395696urn:uuid:85947d11-5bc9-1172-6999-8fedad1e1d412013-03-19T18:44:59-06:00<p>&acirc;&#128;&#156;Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration.&acirc;&#128;&#157;
&acirc;&#128;&#149; Thomas A. Edison</p>
Customer #236770 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #236770urn:uuid:ddbaf4a3-1818-297b-d5e7-7a33c14722362013-03-19T18:35:45-06:00<p>"Hey Rob, I think the new guys misunderstood when you told them to test the new 'Stackable Ethernet Shield'..."</p>
Seawolves ROV team on Your March Caption ContestSeawolves ROV teamurn:uuid:caa6cb3f-7576-f4f5-5326-f16565a046a32013-03-19T18:32:40-06:00<p>"Instead of adding floors to the building, just raise the celings and add floors to the desks"
(This is why electrical engineers shouldn't design their office)</p>
Customer #339678 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #339678urn:uuid:457867f3-6375-40bb-94af-cabdb32725372013-03-19T18:32:08-06:00<p>have you found mordor? not yet!</p>
Customer #395696 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #395696urn:uuid:0a0850ed-6402-3f38-4bf8-3e1546e9d8a82013-03-19T18:27:25-06:00<p>I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!</p>
dmiracle on Your March Caption Contestdmiracleurn:uuid:22ae69f0-0516-8782-711a-c228541cd65a2013-03-19T18:26:25-06:00<p>Jordan had an interesting way of emphasizing that they were programming a LIFO stack.</p>
laptopman on Your March Caption Contestlaptopmanurn:uuid:e1cb6af7-3def-a592-47f3-08e528a73e452013-03-19T18:14:23-06:00<p>With provisions, computers, and optimal use of the allowed space, the two scientists began their isolation experiment</p>
Macro on Your March Caption ContestMacrourn:uuid:62754f79-bc70-8d98-099e-fdd36619e7982013-03-19T18:13:37-06:00<p>Microsoft introduces new 3D desktop.</p>
Sora62896 on Your March Caption ContestSora62896urn:uuid:d558082d-10a2-7265-316d-3164fea636fa2013-03-19T18:11:51-06:00<p>kudos....if i had finished my tardis time machine by now, i would steal this comment!! but i gguess ill just have to use my neuralyzer.....if all fails, to the heart of gold!! now i just need to find my 42 towel....</p>
progman32 on Your March Caption Contestprogman32urn:uuid:cf8412f2-96a3-03ec-abd3-881ec79159a42013-03-19T18:07:57-06:00<p>Dude, one more and you'll blow right through the stack ceiling!</p>
Customer #233463 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #233463urn:uuid:09b4b99e-338d-b82c-19cb-dca9461876b82013-03-19T18:04:25-06:00<p>Stacked Coding!</p>
Hoobert on Your March Caption ContestHooberturn:uuid:8d9ad3b1-ddbe-c034-98ba-54639ecdef382013-03-19T18:00:24-06:00<p>Sparkfun hired an efficiency "expert"</p>
Datalink on Your March Caption ContestDatalinkurn:uuid:5f8b6d31-3da7-32cc-f8e0-f68557be67252013-03-19T17:57:17-06:00<p>"Sparkfun is always looking for new ways to reduce design footprints without reducing function."</p>
ECOFOR on Your March Caption ContestECOFORurn:uuid:93190e6f-243e-a661-3b50-3b9f48099f6a2013-03-19T17:51:27-06:00<p>(SF Internal chat): Nate, when I said I wanted a raise ...</p>
N314 on Your March Caption ContestN314urn:uuid:6539332c-d017-ee84-4f0d-7d95f757f0982013-03-19T17:48:30-06:00<p>Hello new intern. Here at Sparkfun we have somewhat different office arrangement's due to limited space. Now if you'd please follow me I will show you to your desk.</p>
Sora62896 on Your March Caption ContestSora62896urn:uuid:6c135a37-a871-14b5-b302-95f7e54ecb022013-03-19T17:47:39-06:00<p>There's so much more room for activities!!!!</p>
muRata on Your March Caption ContestmuRataurn:uuid:963b224f-6f2d-7164-e48f-4199bc15927a2013-03-19T17:35:21-06:00<p>Because your PC doesn't have a keyboard light!</p>
Customer #102804 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #102804urn:uuid:4016867e-4057-842d-37ba-bcd529807d0d2013-03-19T17:32:00-06:00<p>Product Description: The new XtraDude Shield slots on top of compatible existing Dudes to double processing and crank-turning capacity. Requires LumbarHeader 1.9 or later, not recommended for pair programming or on Taco Day.</p>
dashafer on Your March Caption Contestdashaferurn:uuid:8d3ddbdf-64e2-8bac-58ce-995d26c81c3e2013-03-19T17:31:20-06:00<p>introducing the human centIPAD...now with cross platform support xD</p>
Chandhooguy on Your March Caption ContestChandhooguyurn:uuid:64f8508a-580d-2142-c7d4-44278b86a5ca2013-03-19T17:24:44-06:00<p><em>Ba dum tsss</em></p>
Customer #373263 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #373263urn:uuid:766f3165-8b05-4d5c-bea5-3aa46488f83b2013-03-19T17:23:26-06:00<p>Building on the backs of those that came before us</p>
sem on Your March Caption Contestsemurn:uuid:239a8782-ae29-dd6a-ed81-67057c5a35312013-03-19T17:23:22-06:00<p>X-treme pair programming</p>
Customer #417334 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #417334urn:uuid:9e17b1d3-3e48-0ff0-069e-07415beda92d2013-03-19T17:23:14-06:00<p>Sparkfun is now accepting internship applications...</p>
Customer #373263 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #373263urn:uuid:0bb2efab-aeb6-eb09-4bcb-073a68191f2d2013-03-19T17:22:56-06:00<p>on the backs of those that came before us</p>
peasem on Your March Caption Contestpeasemurn:uuid:8d94bcb2-b91f-0a85-9d2d-f22c1bcc3ce62013-03-19T17:22:11-06:00<p>Joe....?
Yes, John?
I don't think this is how you do Pair Programming.</p>
Chandhooguy on Your March Caption ContestChandhooguyurn:uuid:1d3aad01-3be4-feb9-2249-6d990260fb782013-03-19T17:21:45-06:00<p>Yeah, bro, could you give me a hand? I can't seem to get reception over here.<blockquote>
<p><em>Friendship at its finest</em></p>
</blockquote></p>
Customer #88380 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #88380urn:uuid:713af0ec-5b58-08f7-39f3-7cfa12e5e5772013-03-19T17:18:41-06:00<p>Once again, Windows tops Mac</p>
anseljh on Your March Caption Contestanseljhurn:uuid:836c08b3-8628-4816-0a78-b8877ea48fa12013-03-19T17:18:05-06:00<p>New Product Friday: Stackable Human Shield (humans not included, but available in Related Products)</p>
BrandonRedder on Your March Caption ContestBrandonRedderurn:uuid:bb83d7eb-0ce7-26a7-45a3-30ec44f979292013-03-19T17:10:42-06:00<p>In this economy, most companies are down sizing... However, here at Sparkfun we believe to best way to improve productivity is to increase overhead. Although this technique has proven effective, it occasionally results in neck strain and fatigue (we haven't been able to track down the reason for this yet).</p>
sentryGun53 on Your March Caption ContestsentryGun53urn:uuid:e7f483e7-47ca-4d87-ae06-e632c635ad3f2013-03-19T17:10:32-06:00<p>So much OSHA-approved goodness</p>
gadgetdad on Your March Caption Contestgadgetdadurn:uuid:ea68d725-e907-bb24-5d07-da446132f2712013-03-19T17:10:05-06:00<p>Shieldstravaganza! We weren't sure that we were going to feature this quirky shield, but these little guys can be stacked on almost anything.</p>
Valen on Your March Caption ContestValenurn:uuid:64565820-c21c-cd39-79e2-88540f85968b2013-03-19T17:07:51-06:00<p>Sparkfun Product Development Team try to experience how to stacked Arduino shields mate to one another.</p>
tecknurd on Your March Caption Contesttecknurdurn:uuid:1235ed68-45fc-df20-f26e-5ff5bba27ed02013-03-19T17:06:47-06:00<p>Best method to enforce good posture for keyboard use at the office.</p>
Barry2 on Your March Caption ContestBarry2urn:uuid:87d596ed-d3d7-229f-fb1e-a2f97f559ad02013-03-19T17:06:05-06:00<p>The first attempt at paired programming, did not show a lot of promise.</p>
Teslaling on Your March Caption ContestTeslalingurn:uuid:7374dc79-5eee-2af4-e936-3f31ef6c36f22013-03-19T17:03:48-06:00<p>Who says Americans are bad at using vertical space?</p>
Customer #43839 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #43839urn:uuid:8544daee-92e6-ba13-4e17-dcff6a777c972013-03-19T16:59:57-06:00<p>Productivity Doubled. Check! Office Space Utilization Increased. Check! Restroom breaks halved....</p>
axv129 on Your March Caption Contestaxv129urn:uuid:6a4936d8-9176-23b4-afe6-81e50c504e6d2013-03-19T16:58:44-06:00<p>This is what happens when management rashly ends telecommuting.</p>
Amundsen on Your March Caption ContestAmundsenurn:uuid:bded0599-c3b8-a7c7-ae7c-b503aceb37512013-03-19T16:56:02-06:00<p>Don't say: double-decker. Say: double-desker.</p>
barryjh on Your March Caption Contestbarryjhurn:uuid:f798d795-0108-4806-efa6-adee934cb21c2013-03-19T16:55:10-06:00<p><strong>OK, I don't have as many people under me as I did when I cut grass at the grave yard, but this is a start.</strong></p>
Customer #419718 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #419718urn:uuid:826a7089-55df-b084-8ce3-64a8607782ec2013-03-19T16:54:31-06:00<p>Dear Blog!, the teleporter works just need to work out the location bug</p>
swort on Your March Caption Contestsworturn:uuid:4907e6d6-4f77-df5f-4658-9f8c5068d9482013-03-19T16:50:46-06:00<p>Sparkfun stackables</p>
Customer #119578 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #119578urn:uuid:5e2a0f79-9628-73c5-65ff-7291e05b01802013-03-19T16:48:42-06:00<p>Sparkfun is proud to accommodate special needs employees:
Mason and Jason, the Coding Siamese Twins.</p>
Customer #420735 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #420735urn:uuid:0aec7acd-31b5-6908-d135-430ff362b42f2013-03-19T16:46:11-06:00<p>Spider!!</p>
eye_solder! on Your March Caption Contesteye_solder!urn:uuid:a751553c-0a5b-2a3e-65e3-d6ee4f4861a12013-03-19T16:31:16-06:00<p>While Josh and Tony were totally into Agile development, they didn't fully understand the meaning of paired programming.</p>
Customer #220272 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #220272urn:uuid:e0cd334b-e548-b263-074e-b7cf00862c892013-03-19T16:22:38-06:00<p>Business is great, we had to double our work force just to keep up!</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:b10ae45a-f616-e53f-02cb-5f6dc13300a62013-03-19T16:22:05-06:00<p>Getting ahead?</p>
Troy J. Farrell on Your March Caption ContestTroy J. Farrellurn:uuid:885c75ed-bbfc-68b8-7969-5e382191f3492013-03-19T16:20:49-06:00<p>And now you have two problems.</p>
HappyPilgrim on Your March Caption ContestHappyPilgrimurn:uuid:4c419ec8-7981-bf85-2c3b-87e596b8f1bb2013-03-19T16:20:18-06:00<p>In the OSI model for Efficient Vertically Deployed Offices (EVDO), the MAC &amp; SNACK PHY layer provides the backbone necessary to shoulder the load of small office Long Term Evolution (LTE) as demonstrated here in the Get Silly Mode (GSM)....</p>
Customer #420665 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #420665urn:uuid:d8d7e8cb-d67a-2728-95f9-7dfb8b0957b62013-03-19T16:13:02-06:00<p>If you think this is bad, wait until you see the stacked outhouse...</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:af1c9849-4cec-511b-e9ae-af41d0846eb22013-03-19T16:12:55-06:00<p>I am happy that you are now bicycle commuting. But you know, we do have a shower.</p>
The Programer on Your March Caption ContestThe Programerurn:uuid:a6a69872-9eb9-f34e-7023-9fbe4337c7312013-03-19T16:11:16-06:00<p>single layer coders is so 2012, double layer coders is the future!
OR
I had a bad moment trying to figure out how I was going to use my desk, but this has worked out very nicely.
OR
I was always cold but my coworkers wouldn't let me adjust the thermostat so I moved my desk up into warmer air.
OR
Forget about bunk beds, bunk Desks!
OR
There wasn't enough light where I was working before so I moved closer to the light.</p>
Dr. DFTBA on Your March Caption ContestDr. DFTBAurn:uuid:b7e7a025-1868-618f-c59e-d521c1f2cdda2013-03-19T16:09:53-06:00<p>Come on, man! Just a little higher! We've almost patched into the neighbor's Wi-fi!</p>
Dr. DFTBA on Your March Caption ContestDr. DFTBAurn:uuid:eee18abd-554f-cbe3-f179-65df28dbfeb02013-03-19T16:08:17-06:00<p>Yet again, the Windows user is getting high...</p>
Dr. DFTBA on Your March Caption ContestDr. DFTBAurn:uuid:e87b4e8d-9e7b-67d7-081c-490c6ceb50792013-03-19T16:05:53-06:00<p>Error: Connection "shoulders" overburdened.</p>
kiowamike on Your March Caption Contestkiowamikeurn:uuid:38b44da8-7c07-2cef-7634-e0d3b5551bef2013-03-19T16:02:25-06:00<p>In a corporate move, Sparkfun is beginning to vertically integrate.</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:c1aa4d14-2f2b-a3fa-e267-86afe4439cc42013-03-19T16:01:20-06:00<p>You know when you sit on a chair, lean back on two legs, and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? Well, I feel like that all the time. How is it going with you?</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:85d9f4f7-9663-6513-4b34-8ae752333e822013-03-19T15:57:27-06:00<p>You think you could warn me when you are about to sneeze?</p>
GeorgeW on Your March Caption ContestGeorgeWurn:uuid:92fcc9f5-8f14-6adc-7990-d7de086f1d352013-03-19T15:51:02-06:00<p>Apple releases photos of an early Siri prototype</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:578cf08e-9351-2b4c-170f-1aef4bbb7b6a2013-03-19T15:49:00-06:00<p>I think the boss said "pair" not "chair"!</p>
CRC_Robotics on Your March Caption ContestCRC_Roboticsurn:uuid:6e2fc6f9-bb34-69f1-137b-0929d6ea6c322013-03-19T15:48:07-06:00<p>I didn't have this kind of support center in mind...</p>
Techtester on Your March Caption ContestTechtesterurn:uuid:61970bd8-fb09-af53-0d2b-80945e3274012013-03-19T15:48:01-06:00<p>Double the pleasure and double the fun, We work Twice as fast for the shoppers at Sparkfun.</p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your March Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:57bd2b31-6d0c-d40d-0af8-db20ce9564ed2013-03-19T15:45:52-06:00<p>Some men just want to watch the commenters Flame...</p>
hcripe on Your March Caption Contesthcripeurn:uuid:79934c25-1c81-13d3-3352-75b47d67698a2013-03-19T15:43:25-06:00<p>The end result of cancelling our work from home policy.</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:bf9ea87a-4cad-65b4-9b50-668a0cac74d12013-03-19T15:41:05-06:00<p>In the rare event of lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:e3d7c627-7322-1619-187c-e1bbb1456dcc2013-03-19T15:37:27-06:00<p>I'm glad you are not a giant, this light is getting warm.</p>
customerX on Your March Caption ContestcustomerXurn:uuid:3cf611d4-e4fb-f488-1e47-760522d9c1ec2013-03-19T15:36:35-06:00<p>Sometimes when I program, I not only hear voices in my head...</p>
EKotara on Your March Caption ContestEKotaraurn:uuid:e3a30961-cccd-6665-9135-d04b93b99e502013-03-19T15:35:06-06:00<p>"It's not so bad; I've heard from some college buddies about some REALLY brutal internships"</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:b3d3f70f-b5b6-511f-5871-3c46475058ef2013-03-19T15:33:52-06:00<p>Why are we smiling? the boss is crazy, this ain't gonna work.</p>
Techtester on Your March Caption ContestTechtesterurn:uuid:af352a0e-a682-3c05-b8ef-7db95a9a7e782013-03-19T15:30:51-06:00<p>Testing Sparkfuns New Hair Locking solar crystals called Dreads. (D) Doing (R) Real (E) Educated (A) And (D)Designed (S) SparkFuN Electronics I feel the light, DO you?</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:50318fa0-a0c3-b918-6700-9f24fd3dc7a22013-03-19T15:29:45-06:00<p>The pressure of being number two!</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:492b83d1-2351-54b2-15e5-5a5915d0f5012013-03-19T15:28:51-06:00<p>Ahh, ... I have to go.
Again? Can't you hold it, I'm right in the middle of an interrupt!</p>
johnjulian on Your March Caption Contestjohnjulianurn:uuid:baef3b34-86ae-8b28-7ed4-caca36c10ff02013-03-19T15:27:45-06:00<p>Dude, maybe you should cut down on those chips? I think you've gained a few.</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:18ae5697-fd6c-f77b-98a3-9857c230f6182013-03-19T15:26:00-06:00<p>you are on the bottom because you hair is shorter! now get back to work</p>
TheoS on Your March Caption ContestTheoSurn:uuid:0aa4fb22-d282-07c7-9bb9-79b2279a7e702013-03-19T15:20:17-06:00<p>The real reason behind why we had to petition for extra footage in the new building...otherwise three people don't fit.</p>
Randerson on Your March Caption ContestRandersonurn:uuid:c7752efa-5e81-9dd3-74cc-2737eeecf0af2013-03-19T15:20:01-06:00<p>Colorado passes tax cuts for companies that desk-pool.</p>
let me think of one on Your March Caption Contestlet me think of oneurn:uuid:2e9a2d52-3d60-fd09-2e54-818a229e64b02013-03-19T15:18:16-06:00<p>I didn't know rents per square foot were that high in the US.</p>
beagle.fan on Your March Caption Contestbeagle.fanurn:uuid:84ccc9f9-6c82-f54e-e8da-5f755e0430672013-03-19T15:17:54-06:00<p>This is why I started working from home.</p>
floppystick6 on Your March Caption Contestfloppystick6urn:uuid:9da4165b-54c5-b5a5-17cc-adad8394b6262013-03-19T15:11:33-06:00<p>The Co-Worker Shield, stack it on top of an employee to increase productivity!</p>
Matix on Your March Caption ContestMatixurn:uuid:9180143b-6e62-dc90-2787-bfe5d1c785262013-03-19T15:07:07-06:00<p>Excuse me, Um, I believe you have my <a href="http://memegenerator.net/Milton-Waddams" rel="nofollow">stapler</a>.</p>
Nadav Ami on Your March Caption ContestNadav Amiurn:uuid:71253f74-23c5-6ba0-170c-09dcab694c022013-03-19T15:06:03-06:00<p>That awkward moment when you find out that your siamese twins are joined by the crotch...</p>
Customer #390356 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #390356urn:uuid:f3b72241-f83a-9eea-962e-dc23d65169b42013-03-19T14:54:49-06:00<p>I too understand how difficult it is to find a decent spot for that token PC...</p>
rocketdawg on Your March Caption Contestrocketdawgurn:uuid:0e4d63a5-6b89-56db-0730-9e4c0db7020f2013-03-19T14:53:07-06:00<p>Agile Development principles:
Programmers working in pairs usually produce shorter programs, with better designs and fewer bugs, than programmers working alone.
However, SparkFun developers forgot to read the part about "side by side"</p>
SuperCrackMunkey on Your March Caption ContestSuperCrackMunkeyurn:uuid:75da3cfa-c9d5-e781-7455-d6dbec56037b2013-03-19T14:52:39-06:00<p>We've all heard of Quad-copters, but here's a rare look at the double-office-drone. Twice the work in a single cubicle, something Microsoft has been trying to design for decades. Well, that and a good operating system.</p>
CHaskins on Your March Caption ContestCHaskinsurn:uuid:33653e45-4690-e558-f3f4-9c5b209fcaf12013-03-19T14:50:46-06:00<p>The new sparkfun stackable programmers!!!</p>
SleeplessNerd on Your March Caption ContestSleeplessNerdurn:uuid:e89eac9a-f776-afd6-7d10-4e544431d1942013-03-19T14:46:41-06:00<p>When they said software stack, I had something else in mind. Hand me a bag of chips.
Dude, at least you're on top.</p>
SynapseRapture on Your March Caption ContestSynapseRaptureurn:uuid:ed66dc74-0672-f3c3-d281-3b9b817d56532013-03-19T14:44:27-06:00<p>Whenever my conjoined twin gets out of line, I just <em>forget</em> to duck through doorways.</p>
GeorgeW on Your March Caption ContestGeorgeWurn:uuid:4c52344d-020c-5969-2f05-b2f431fb69b22013-03-19T14:43:54-06:00<p>Oh, wait - it says to attach the programmer to the "header", not to the "head"...</p>
SynapseRapture on Your March Caption ContestSynapseRaptureurn:uuid:6d5feff3-1abb-746a-a2a6-9f34046d34412013-03-19T14:37:35-06:00<p><em>Psst... Still no luck, huh?</em><p>Nope, they've been Googling a solution for 3 days now...</p><p><em>I didn't know Sugru was such tough stuff to remove!</em></p></p>
Customer #344330 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #344330urn:uuid:661e2761-6986-3f1c-1cc3-c48d14a72be42013-03-19T14:35:44-06:00<p>Good grief guys, I know we're in a vertical market, but this is getting ridiculous!</p>
SynapseRapture on Your March Caption ContestSynapseRaptureurn:uuid:fafe31ab-6a42-d96b-77b5-35d12fef0ba52013-03-19T14:32:35-06:00<p>So, we're playing Quake, right? And Seth is all like, "No, I'm not peeking at your screen."</p>
GravMurk on Your March Caption ContestGravMurkurn:uuid:f87ded52-6f85-3b2e-39b9-da1b42ec02572013-03-19T14:32:02-06:00<p>Hi-Tech High-rise Hotelling</p>
quidproquo on Your March Caption Contestquidproquourn:uuid:e79c2db8-5a42-8ab7-422f-ffc428d9de5d2013-03-19T14:21:00-06:00<p>To fully understand the stack, you must become one with the stack.</p>
Customer #420692 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #420692urn:uuid:a3b4efd5-a65c-6f05-0606-959702d6bf932013-03-19T14:15:34-06:00<p>Two is better than one !!!!</p>
free-bee on Your March Caption Contestfree-beeurn:uuid:a0bb8a5f-2b90-14c9-7e0d-edf2c74bae6d2013-03-19T14:13:47-06:00<p>Q: How many software engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<p>A: We don't know yet. We are two in and still haven't accomplished it.</p></p>
Karl Bielefeldt on Your March Caption ContestKarl Bielefeldturn:uuid:1743f98d-d79d-3159-4a88-8889eaeb2db82013-03-19T14:09:47-06:00<p>Some engineers go to great lengths to avoid admitting they might have a hardware problem.</p>
R(Scott) on Your March Caption ContestR(Scott)urn:uuid:3623d866-fc32-8594-73b0-f5c8c1e4cf5e2013-03-19T14:07:11-06:00<p>Tightly-coupled procedural programming</p>
R(Scott) on Your March Caption ContestR(Scott)urn:uuid:5a93238f-3e08-8e5a-8811-c839fd782c282013-03-19T14:05:56-06:00<p>Don't ask about milestones</p>
Stein on Your March Caption ContestSteinurn:uuid:bcb3d6ac-af88-1c1a-7231-37f6b328a67c2013-03-19T14:04:26-06:00<p>With the success of stackable arduino shields, Sparkfun is pleased to release yet another new product, stackable office workers.</p>
free-bee on Your March Caption Contestfree-beeurn:uuid:f1becf9b-1f11-a546-fcac-3bcb100b18f42013-03-19T14:03:26-06:00<p>MAD: You're both going down.</p>
tarlen on Your March Caption Contesttarlenurn:uuid:bcdac93a-0fe1-1fa3-1bf6-830e46ba603f2013-03-19T13:59:40-06:00<p>Try a standing desk. Your back will thank you for it.</p>
nooben on Your March Caption Contestnoobenurn:uuid:696946fa-8af6-096e-1bb7-06f8045536622013-03-19T13:57:41-06:00<p>The new POE standard @Sparkfun: "Person Over Engineer"</p>
NablaWebmaster on Your March Caption ContestNablaWebmasterurn:uuid:8c586330-2078-7e91-becb-912553841b102013-03-19T13:57:20-06:00<p>Human-powered stacked dual core processor</p>
bvaccaro on Your March Caption Contestbvaccarourn:uuid:354d7b90-dd42-dc6f-819a-ce57c7989c412013-03-19T13:49:09-06:00<p>"Say hello to my little friend!" - Epic teabag.</p>
RoastGeek on Your March Caption ContestRoastGeekurn:uuid:0db1c2b1-e6d3-5643-a00f-e10e08c2f0232013-03-19T13:39:48-06:00<p>In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get.... your own floor space for a desk and a chair.</p>
doobie on Your March Caption Contestdoobieurn:uuid:765f030f-9de2-04f2-782a-843f51d60a9c2013-03-19T13:39:12-06:00<p>Human office shield 1.0 in development.</p>
doobie on Your March Caption Contestdoobieurn:uuid:6ba86ae0-f415-da43-4098-17410e9aff5c2013-03-19T13:38:16-06:00<p>Piggy-back computing today.</p>
dbacar on Your March Caption Contestdbacarurn:uuid:abd7e3a2-23a4-2744-e483-2ca4d02ca0ed2013-03-19T13:35:47-06:00<p>We probably misread "Extreme Programming"... And I guess we should stop this "Continuous Integration"...</p>
THX1082 on Your March Caption ContestTHX1082urn:uuid:392cca28-6b5c-09b9-85e7-dd28cab942ae2013-03-19T13:33:16-06:00<p>2 programmers...1 stoned.</p>
xsk8rat on Your March Caption Contestxsk8raturn:uuid:2648be0a-61b0-5f3b-910b-2dc4dd6fc0a32013-03-19T13:28:56-06:00<p>Noah's pathological antlophobia (fear of floods) meshed neatly with Bob's combined astro/aerophobia (fear of flying off into space) and made them into an inseparable team.</p>
zx0 on Your March Caption Contestzx0urn:uuid:f9a61aca-30ff-2b0e-ca7d-edcb23220e342013-03-19T13:27:16-06:00<p>The Arduino shield design concept has gone way to far.</p>
Garfieldboy on Your March Caption ContestGarfieldboyurn:uuid:f65aeaa6-a0c7-49bd-de44-69784dc84dac2013-03-19T13:23:24-06:00<p>As Sparkfun's massive growth continues office space becomes a premium.</p>
Nashblackcat on Your March Caption ContestNashblackcaturn:uuid:22d8f7f3-3cdf-5896-42fb-74b932deb2b52013-03-19T13:18:20-06:00<p>Planking is so last year! We're are stacking!</p>
Robdrech on Your March Caption ContestRobdrechurn:uuid:f3d4a107-2a65-d35b-ed7f-d76e93c8f0e52013-03-19T13:14:51-06:00<p>Sparkfun is not only adopting the kaizen approach and Japanese density distribution methods, but has gone as far as placing the Lean manufacturing consultant above all other department heads!</p>
sanloublues on Your March Caption Contestsanloubluesurn:uuid:9114e4d3-8d6f-79dd-0745-5cd2cda6d1142013-03-19T13:13:01-06:00<p>After investigating several multitier software architecture frameworks, we decided that our implementation was better anyways</p>
Jon Mayer on Your March Caption ContestJon Mayerurn:uuid:1a0d6535-ec29-ffe0-576d-9ac6d9077f7b2013-03-19T13:11:55-06:00<p>You can stack two Spark Fun employee shield's, in order to double throughput.</p>
Briscoe on Your March Caption ContestBriscoeurn:uuid:00e71202-0059-84ed-90c0-a5e8e158a2002013-03-19T13:11:26-06:00<p>adjoined programming: its adjunct programing, but the stakes are higher</p>
canderson199 on Your March Caption Contestcanderson199urn:uuid:60b51865-2845-561d-276e-7a3d808e34d52013-03-19T13:08:53-06:00<p>Dear HR,<p>Despite the perceived benefits of the new "engineer" chairs the added productivity is not enough to make up for the productivity lost due to their uncomfortable nature.</p><p>Sparkfun Engineers</p></p>
doofenshmirtz on Your March Caption Contestdoofenshmirtzurn:uuid:ae7c595a-e457-e787-1c7e-7ca9e0e173bc2013-03-19T13:00:16-06:00<p>Say hello to my little friend</p>
Xrain on Your March Caption ContestXrainurn:uuid:af94e30c-7751-788e-72ff-24c3ba6efe3c2013-03-19T12:56:30-06:00<p>In a recent cost saving measure, Sparkfun Corporation has begun outsourcing work to Munchkins from the land of Oz. Sparkfun Founder/CEO Nathan Seidle reports that the new cost saving measure will at least double the possible employee density at the Sparkfun offices.<p>Source: AP</p></p>
dave on Your March Caption Contestdaveurn:uuid:f04d204f-8c88-19fb-5c37-7108226df35f2013-03-19T12:53:45-06:00<p>Not satisfied with workspace densities offered by standard cubicle configurations, Sparkfun engineers take space efficiency to new heights. As an added bonus, low level employees find it difficult to leave work early without tipping off upper management.</p>
Bunk on Your March Caption ContestBunkurn:uuid:d58a9b72-f9e9-4309-d9da-565f3b65de702013-03-19T12:51:30-06:00<p>There's so much more room for activities!<p>Or</p><p>There's so much more room for programming!</p></p>
RaymondOrtiz on Your March Caption ContestRaymondOrtizurn:uuid:6c6ca33e-22f2-6cd4-4499-1539f55916a92013-03-19T12:46:04-06:00<p>and so we went from standing desk to double standing desk..it's just better for your health.</p>
godofcode on Your March Caption Contestgodofcodeurn:uuid:9521af8f-b49d-9ff8-0fb5-e1dc1c1bf3682013-03-19T12:44:36-06:00<p>Bunkbeds were too mainstream.</p>
akonneker on Your March Caption Contestakonnekerurn:uuid:f7d360b9-a536-96c4-0b85-154faca89a822013-03-19T12:42:43-06:00<p>The other interns quickly learned not to ask for a desk with a view.</p>
Backyard Pilot on Your March Caption ContestBackyard Piloturn:uuid:550f62ac-9716-d067-4494-a49fe92d422e2013-03-19T12:42:03-06:00<p>Ever since chairs became extinct, life at work became much, much harder.</p>
chag on Your March Caption Contestchagurn:uuid:9aa8df07-dc61-07ba-b9b0-2d8b17e529dd2013-03-19T12:40:07-06:00<p>The snack bar condemned to be relocate due to space issues, the clever SparkFun employees quickly applied themselves and rose to the occasion...</p>
alinosa on Your March Caption Contestalinosaurn:uuid:f818f5f0-502e-86dd-3bab-227204f301db2013-03-19T12:39:40-06:00<p>Dude, if I fart, YOU'RE going down...</p>
Customer #113792 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #113792urn:uuid:df2f8eb4-ea1c-ef83-1263-67d1051a48cf2013-03-19T12:37:49-06:00<p>Development above was being bootstrapped by the code below</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:49bdecfe-2c53-d8ec-7516-1b4cb73eeddf2013-03-19T12:34:48-06:00<p>The elusive Atomic Teabag, finally captured on film.</p>
alinosa on Your March Caption Contestalinosaurn:uuid:5c60b113-8e41-7fcc-3467-54744630dc412013-03-19T12:34:45-06:00<p>Man, working on a Mac has never been described as back-breaking work... UNTIL NOW.</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:9dc25b6a-bd68-5e5e-29bf-6af4df1e3e692013-03-19T12:32:08-06:00<p>Ummm, the song goes "Put your HEAD on my shoulder..."</p>
kevins2012 on Your March Caption Contestkevins2012urn:uuid:a614db6a-afd3-e213-86ea-76c041df0a272013-03-19T12:32:06-06:00<p>lean manufacturing gone awry</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:7672db75-3571-1d90-93b9-4e3841cec3552013-03-19T12:31:18-06:00<p>Tony Montana does not approve.</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:044490b5-c8c9-07ce-6b91-9264b471d9532013-03-19T12:31:08-06:00<p>They're evolving!</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:9416a9f2-49d8-07d0-0478-9838dab7da172013-03-19T12:31:00-06:00<p>Sparkfun HQ is like the Galapagos Islands for observing geeks in their natural environment.</p>
Customer #363039 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #363039urn:uuid:163c3542-d08a-b0e9-490d-a29b3b75b0002013-03-19T12:26:33-06:00<p>Engineering solutions to fight sequestration</p>
kevins2012 on Your March Caption Contestkevins2012urn:uuid:2fa2c658-59cf-012f-22da-31be895207be2013-03-19T12:26:16-06:00<p>"pennies make pounds and pounds make profits"</p>
metrazol on Your March Caption Contestmetrazolurn:uuid:364a1764-4747-7e77-fdfe-12906174231c2013-03-19T12:26:13-06:00<p>Taking Brogramming to the next level.</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:6e3f1160-cc9a-a3e4-e5fc-7f61cb0dc9792013-03-19T12:25:53-06:00<p>"Naaaaate, he's doing it again!"</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:8445ba2a-01d1-42c1-1fed-22893c17080b2013-03-19T12:25:32-06:00<p>Is this what is meant by "Agile development"?</p>
JHuber on Your March Caption ContestJHuberurn:uuid:1a7724e8-84c4-1b1c-1302-1db18b45e28d2013-03-19T12:25:02-06:00<p>I heard Sparkfun outgrew their building, but I didn't know it was this bad!</p>
JHuber on Your March Caption ContestJHuberurn:uuid:58ef9903-1e9e-6f50-dea0-18f1a6760cb72013-03-19T12:23:49-06:00<p>Seniority has its perks when space is limited.</p>
Gyrogearloose on Your March Caption ContestGyrogearlooseurn:uuid:19fb5953-95d3-047d-c43b-277a29ca83572013-03-19T12:23:02-06:00<p>Taking split-screen to the next level.</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:2fae703f-6acb-5c70-439c-f6e2cf7b64462013-03-19T12:22:51-06:00<p>They seem so happy I almost don't have the heart to tell them about the two open workstations...</p>
eewestcoaster on Your March Caption Contesteewestcoasterurn:uuid:2a5a343a-5dc0-6c1c-d6a8-8fd5010782162013-03-19T12:21:33-06:00<p>Finally, the criteria for internal promotions at Sparkfun HQ is revealed - hair length.</p>
motivator9 on Your March Caption Contestmotivator9urn:uuid:d8eb0f25-9313-4123-b37b-f93362776fcf2013-03-19T12:19:32-06:00<p>"Will you PLEASE ANSWER THE PHONE!?"..."Yeah, one second. How about getting off my back, and pass me some tape?"...."There's some on that desk over there. Fetch!"</p>
Nomad on Your March Caption ContestNomadurn:uuid:bf25ff0a-bc05-d0ec-ed86-a3a04eac1df72013-03-19T12:17:29-06:00<p>HR thought that if they put employees in parallel it would lower resistance.</p>
Backyard Pilot on Your March Caption ContestBackyard Piloturn:uuid:ee512b13-9bc0-71e5-e317-7d40ddad89882013-03-19T12:17:24-06:00<p>The Sparkfun software design team completely misunderstood the meaning of the term "team stacking."</p>
DanJAB on Your March Caption ContestDanJABurn:uuid:43f5eca6-59d3-ab96-da32-dc633021c1da2013-03-19T12:14:59-06:00<p>Would you mind scratching your neck? (I've go tan itchy arse.)</p>
Gizzygo on Your March Caption ContestGizzygourn:uuid:8058eab1-8a83-1e85-e376-b9723ec215812013-03-19T12:13:45-06:00<p>This is how we reward co-workers eating 30 bags of chips while watching Scarface at Sparkfun. Say Hello to my little friend.</p>
DanJAB on Your March Caption ContestDanJABurn:uuid:e7031ec6-fa55-5fb3-adb1-349701aead732013-03-19T12:10:42-06:00<p>After all the experiments, this IS the best way to test the altitude sensors.</p>
cholq on Your March Caption Contestcholqurn:uuid:eef99383-cd00-8113-7fee-042ef23d7edc2013-03-19T12:09:03-06:00<p>Anyway, Peter, what we would like to do is put you into a position to have as many as four people working right underneath you.</p>
AsaJ on Your March Caption ContestAsaJurn:uuid:af628d32-7888-e2b2-cd8c-92761edc50cc2013-03-19T12:08:28-06:00<p>He used to complain that his boss was "Breathing down his neck". If he'd only known just how bad it could be.</p>
Markus22 on Your March Caption ContestMarkus22urn:uuid:0bbb5e92-69e3-4acb-09cc-12de084941622013-03-19T12:06:39-06:00<p>Introducing the new Sparkfun Rastafarian shield!</p>
rben13 on Your March Caption Contestrben13urn:uuid:b22315f8-4606-35ab-178a-d4df53e2eed02013-03-19T11:57:36-06:00<p>When they said bunk desks, I pictured something entirely different.</p>
c2squared on Your March Caption Contestc2squaredurn:uuid:8b63d0e2-ae64-2487-23b8-459f84b86a992013-03-19T11:56:04-06:00<p>Real Life Parallels Desktop: Run Windows on Your Mac!</p>
ResistanceIsFutile on Your March Caption ContestResistanceIsFutileurn:uuid:5c687353-aa53-f20f-519a-5be6df9374cb2013-03-19T11:52:26-06:00<p>Sparkfun.push(intern);</p>
Far_Seeker on Your March Caption ContestFar_Seekerurn:uuid:6b96deea-9cda-fece-b75c-0ffffe08e7002013-03-19T11:50:28-06:00<p>Guys, I know we moved the company not that long ago... but anyone else think it might be time to get more office space?</p>
JustWoz on Your March Caption ContestJustWozurn:uuid:f60d2fbc-690b-6614-9418-e6c66c1467952013-03-19T11:49:18-06:00<p>Yet another way to run Windows games on top of a Mac.</p>
Customer #394900 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #394900urn:uuid:6f1d2c5a-a532-8247-4745-ab1c50866a9e2013-03-19T11:48:23-06:00<p>Stack overflow at line 0!</p>
einro on Your March Caption Contesteinrourn:uuid:d9c78697-05c4-52af-e26a-c194e195a9162013-03-19T11:40:33-06:00<p>new research in parralle programming shows signs that limited office space problems may soon be relieved.</p>
project240dotnet on Your March Caption Contestproject240dotneturn:uuid:a85e185d-b866-d19c-b74a-7a8b43bee2262013-03-19T11:38:23-06:00<p>Greg misunderstood the portion of his MBA curriculum which advocates organizational hierarchy. He also misread the notion of senior management having an "office with a vaio".</p>
ElegantElectrons on Your March Caption ContestElegantElectronsurn:uuid:4d7dd0b5-9634-156c-f32c-de305900f88a2013-03-19T11:38:19-06:00<p>THIS is how you code a self balancing robot.</p>
Thimplum on Your March Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:8abf0e91-f6f8-932c-0697-7030d424c0a52013-03-19T11:38:09-06:00<p>Initially, Pair Programming was a great way to bolster company moral. Now, it's just another gimmick to save floor space.</p>
Customer #278126 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #278126urn:uuid:81b6702e-ad2d-0e2b-530f-fc35b07378dc2013-03-19T11:36:18-06:00<p>Dear Mom,
It appears I'm moving up in the corporate ladder. They gave me a raise and I now have someone working under me. I also have an office with a view and I get to mingle with the higher ups. I do have to share my office with a co-worker so when you send cookies could you please add extra.</p>
project240dotnet on Your March Caption Contestproject240dotneturn:uuid:0ef71763-15d2-53c9-2bdb-b3f4706d83f12013-03-19T11:33:58-06:00<p>If I have coded cleaner, it is by squatting on the shoulders of Brian.</p>
D_C on Your March Caption ContestD_Curn:uuid:7bb12ba7-de15-ad83-6e6b-bc43114af9372013-03-19T11:31:15-06:00<p>I didn't wear green for St. Patrick's Day, so I had to get to higher ground.</p>
CTD_master on Your March Caption ContestCTD_masterurn:uuid:98a7014b-0b4e-9ad8-a745-f3d26fb7b33a2013-03-19T11:29:27-06:00<p>This vertical integration thing is getting out of hand.</p>
ramjet on Your March Caption Contestramjeturn:uuid:2ff7938c-5260-9981-6d25-9a4e342972342013-03-19T11:29:01-06:00<p>I CAN SEE THINGS ARE REALLY STACKED UP!</p>
TechThespis on Your March Caption ContestTechThespisurn:uuid:8eb71122-f859-61e6-d20d-1f945dab82db2013-03-19T11:28:15-06:00<p>Yes, we know you guys were chicken fight champions at the Sparkfun pool party last summer. But seriously, give it a rest!</p>
SteveF on Your March Caption ContestSteveFurn:uuid:86e09577-3d66-2c73-328c-207c086ae7de2013-03-19T11:27:58-06:00<p>Sparkfun entirely misunderstands the concept of vertical integration.</p>
andy4us on Your March Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:13630ccc-d1a0-5f1f-c053-3fd19f6b65ac2013-03-19T11:27:46-06:00<p>He could never figure out why the basketball was always thrown at HIS head !</p>
D_C on Your March Caption ContestD_Curn:uuid:b83ebe47-8ace-a10f-ead1-c928421539d22013-03-19T11:27:43-06:00<p>And they said that we couldn't put our desks in a higher place in Colorado.</p>
SteveF on Your March Caption ContestSteveFurn:uuid:7639475f-22e8-b34f-a9fb-b448b43f20842013-03-19T11:26:34-06:00<p>Interns are apparently just as comfortable as Aeron chairs and much much cheaper.</p>
Tomasreabe on Your March Caption ContestTomasreabeurn:uuid:cdf18e0b-5f7e-9f61-7302-93440fb7dc002013-03-19T11:26:32-06:00<p>For better product development we keep the hardware and software guys close, It also helps us see which one is under pressure.</p>
Tomasreabe on Your March Caption ContestTomasreabeurn:uuid:d33279b9-bf71-f2b6-6056-373170d2c29c2013-03-19T11:24:51-06:00<p>The visual aid showing the corporate ladder was not appreciated by HR</p>
khearn on Your March Caption Contestkhearnurn:uuid:9e9145a5-5b85-1edf-5038-c7a30d8a4c382013-03-19T11:24:44-06:00<p>Nate's clever plan for fitting more engineers into the existing office space seems to be working so far.</p>
Tomasreabe on Your March Caption ContestTomasreabeurn:uuid:f4f16eae-831a-43b5-aed9-96c6b21e27e92013-03-19T11:23:12-06:00<p>Sparkfun employees are not looking forward to the addition of middle management.</p>
TheRegnirps on Your March Caption ContestTheRegnirpsurn:uuid:4df3dd1d-89ab-537e-e849-eda1b45aed742013-03-19T11:22:45-06:00<p>MLC with a pair of 2-bit error correctors.</p>
pjkim on Your March Caption Contestpjkimurn:uuid:7f6bb923-3d9b-caba-8013-15d0484bb2c72013-03-19T11:21:51-06:00<p>The engineering department wants to demonstrate what a package on package device is.
or
To make room for the larger snack tray, a little vertical integration was necessary.</p>
scienceRules on Your March Caption ContestscienceRulesurn:uuid:31d40d1b-ba0c-b003-fb4b-ff7c6cee4fcc2013-03-19T11:21:21-06:00<p>"Well, it started out as a tiny bump on the back of my neck..."</p>
Matchlighter on Your March Caption ContestMatchlighterurn:uuid:cbda14da-3acc-9e7b-aa72-60cf303752c12013-03-19T11:20:57-06:00<p>The guys are trying to reduce wasted space so they can keep more food lying around.</p>
Snibble on Your March Caption ContestSnibbleurn:uuid:a6e38080-c675-14d6-bd14-eec46021ea202013-03-19T11:20:55-06:00<p>"Dear Sir, please find enclosed a photo of the water-damaged ceiling tile that we discussed on the phone this morning. As you can see, it detracts from the appearance of our office, and we would like to have it replaced soon."</p>
D_C on Your March Caption ContestD_Curn:uuid:f63aca02-c718-0a0a-8db3-bcdedf1f0f042013-03-19T11:20:32-06:00<p>HR was out today... That about sums it up.</p>
SteveF on Your March Caption ContestSteveFurn:uuid:d6922f18-1eac-c58a-847b-24e9cf4d5ef32013-03-19T11:20:10-06:00<p>Multi-level marketing I've heard of but multi-level engineering?</p>
taipan on Your March Caption Contesttaipanurn:uuid:90f5e9de-fb74-2cc5-57a7-263083a420372013-03-19T11:18:53-06:00<p>This is the future of combined team work and job rotation</p>
Binkley on Your March Caption ContestBinkleyurn:uuid:152bb198-a9c8-df3d-8663-8ec484047acf2013-03-19T11:17:52-06:00<p>To the man who only has a desk, everything he encounters begins to look like a chair...</p>
TheMoogle on Your March Caption ContestTheMoogleurn:uuid:5e4d7bdd-0174-2401-e69d-e5872c6858e42013-03-19T11:17:05-06:00<p>It has always been a myth that pc users were riding on the shoulders of apple users. Today we bring actual proof that this is true.</p>
ElegantElectrons on Your March Caption ContestElegantElectronsurn:uuid:402e5e06-d546-ab84-265a-414583d09f2f2013-03-19T11:16:32-06:00<p>Today was rough... my boss was really riding me.</p>
ElegantElectrons on Your March Caption ContestElegantElectronsurn:uuid:897f8ddb-6311-993b-8049-ced0f0400d5c2013-03-19T11:15:38-06:00<p>Why do you get to be MSB again?</p>
jsooter on Your March Caption Contestjsooterurn:uuid:c5640cee-d2df-232a-10df-b96afc0d4bc02013-03-19T11:15:33-06:00<p>even the monkey on his back is a geek</p>
Customer #420566 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #420566urn:uuid:4497ebef-a31f-6538-8838-cc617b0a35a72013-03-19T11:14:54-06:00<p>Collocation Fail.</p>
scardini on Your March Caption Contestscardiniurn:uuid:83c6b01e-7422-e147-7f21-121c3a3b96152013-03-19T11:14:32-06:00<p>Expand your limits! First human shield, you only find at sparkfun!!</p>
Customer #60378 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #60378urn:uuid:99da16ee-9b30-9d38-d182-4efcb99278332013-03-19T11:12:09-06:00<p>Rob told them they needed to double up to get this project done on time. He didn't count on them taking him this literally.</p>
MostThingsWeb on Your March Caption ContestMostThingsWeburn:uuid:80b6406b-f98a-5010-10fd-b8dddd7ac4952013-03-19T11:11:30-06:00<p>There's so much more room for activities!</p>
timballas on Your March Caption Contesttimballasurn:uuid:50f1fcd0-8268-c8b1-90db-c65458525e1c2013-03-19T11:07:05-06:00<p>The Buddy-Desk-System!</p>
BryanP on Your March Caption ContestBryanPurn:uuid:bbf5430f-b48e-276a-8540-327a55ef77072013-03-19T11:05:34-06:00<p>Sparkfun's product idea of a shield to expand your desk's capabilities is deemed a little over the top.</p>
dbrunner on Your March Caption Contestdbrunnerurn:uuid:3fed86aa-cb09-51b4-3d23-43b64702f4452013-03-19T11:03:14-06:00<p>The next step beyond parallel programming: Perpendicular Programming?</p>
geekygeek2 on Your March Caption Contestgeekygeek2urn:uuid:e6196e14-a0a6-9341-1ef1-5767e8a941822013-03-19T10:59:42-06:00<p>Two coders for the price of one: Tables included!</p>
neufuture on Your March Caption Contestneufutureurn:uuid:695b71d4-e88d-1d2b-e5a2-ba386d365a992013-03-19T10:57:22-06:00<p>The future is: Vertical (Cube) Farms</p>
jma89 on Your March Caption Contestjma89urn:uuid:95229a5f-2aec-c2bb-c5be-86e0cd8c6d322013-03-19T10:57:12-06:00<p>Jake prefers Windows over OS X.</p>
Barriault on Your March Caption ContestBarriaulturn:uuid:438bbbc4-dad7-22b2-2f13-2e22a145aaee2013-03-19T10:56:18-06:00<p>Surfing the Internet Issac Newton Style - "If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."</p>
jchalo99 on Your March Caption Contestjchalo99urn:uuid:de8583c8-5da6-56f7-88bf-989a3ea596032013-03-19T10:54:06-06:00<p>Operating System Process Control Stacked.</p>
MikeGrusin on Your March Caption ContestMikeGrusinurn:uuid:4b8d9a3c-d139-12e1-1bb9-2b95260613872013-03-19T10:53:52-06:00<p>Not from entering, just from winning (except for sweet, sweet, internet fame).</p>
Makezilla on Your March Caption ContestMakezillaurn:uuid:d01457a4-1589-ed82-65e1-b78695f9ceb42013-03-19T10:52:37-06:00<p>This is how we do our two layer design work. The high ceilings in the new facility should allow for four layer designs.</p>
DrPhibes on Your March Caption ContestDrPhibesurn:uuid:fa700d70-759b-c56a-d47d-af478d23d87d2013-03-19T10:52:07-06:00<p>Breakback Mountain.</p>
SynapseRapture on Your March Caption ContestSynapseRaptureurn:uuid:8ff83b5f-8b2e-2575-afdc-07f2601584142013-03-19T10:49:47-06:00<p>"This whole <a href="http://lmgtfy.com/?q=suriphobia" rel="nofollow">'suriphobia'</a> thing is getting old."</p>
Thimplum on Your March Caption ContestThimplumurn:uuid:5ddfa5eb-613e-7384-3793-03f43980dd2e2013-03-19T10:49:41-06:00<p>Nate... did you try to anwser a question on Stack Overflow again?</p>
Customer #70163 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #70163urn:uuid:cda808bc-48cb-c54f-8d16-fb6c8e39c56b2013-03-19T10:49:30-06:00<p>With Office space tight, management decided the only thing to do was to get their Mac users to shoulder the burden of their PC counterparts.</p>
FlippinJax on Your March Caption ContestFlippinJaxurn:uuid:9e654568-78a9-232f-7952-9a7f86c16cc82013-03-19T10:47:51-06:00<p>At Sparkfun it felt like common sense. The desk shield was put to test.</p>
theDOTT on Your March Caption ContesttheDOTTurn:uuid:3dcd25e1-a520-d0c2-1677-a4887a5c62572013-03-19T10:47:34-06:00<p>Here we see tier two of customer support in action.</p>
jmlynesjr on Your March Caption Contestjmlynesjrurn:uuid:87a235dd-8fbf-fc49-bd1a-c9ca90e7f1512013-03-19T10:46:33-06:00<p>Leasing office space by the square inch is great for the bottom line.</p>
LightManCA on Your March Caption ContestLightManCAurn:uuid:9081e6d6-c07b-c5c4-ecad-299d6cb8701f2013-03-19T10:46:10-06:00<p>Dude, If you fart, you're going down!</p>
bsmithyman on Your March Caption Contestbsmithymanurn:uuid:893447ee-9cd8-d56e-4a2d-15236e70131e2013-03-19T10:45:21-06:00<p>We didn't have the heart to tell them that Cirque du Soleil's Arduino-themed show was cancelled.</p>
Earlz on Your March Caption ContestEarlzurn:uuid:bc6cf983-c2fb-7403-f664-6392f85a00432013-03-19T10:45:19-06:00<p>Introducing Sparkfun's latest invention: Bunk desk! The fun of a bunk bed with the productivity of a desk!</p>
LightManCA on Your March Caption ContestLightManCAurn:uuid:2b9848c7-09cc-ad36-9cd7-d972cd8bc3f22013-03-19T10:42:48-06:00<p>Spark Fun does paired programming a little bit differently.</p>
rsp on Your March Caption Contestrspurn:uuid:5611f73f-d313-3f74-3c88-9e9d95e976482013-03-19T10:42:07-06:00<p>Breaking news: Sparkfun demonstrates it's new high performance dual core programmer; future plans include triple and quad programmer configurations, after they find a room with a higher ceiling.</p>
Customer #55564 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #55564urn:uuid:693b126f-b178-e563-910c-6ae9c1bcb9682013-03-19T10:41:11-06:00<p>Two heads are better than one.</p>
Customer #420592 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #420592urn:uuid:f2d5dfd0-adfc-e834-509c-94ccd8b0102f2013-03-19T10:40:26-06:00<p>In a win for ADA and Sparkfun, the Smith Siamese twins started work on Monday.</p>
Customer #123775 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #123775urn:uuid:9ac2cb7c-b909-63e2-0149-012e5fe12c042013-03-19T10:39:36-06:00<p>Designing a Shield Starts with checking out pin layout and compatibility.</p>
SynapseRapture on Your March Caption ContestSynapseRaptureurn:uuid:ccea72fe-a6ef-8a58-03b8-c518525992c42013-03-19T10:38:37-06:00<p>"Guess what! Rob bought burritos for the office today."<p>"That's coo... uh, <strong>DUDE!</strong> NOT Cool!!"</p></p>
andy4us on Your March Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:8ce4d9cc-dcd7-3500-a486-03174cba06132013-03-19T10:37:08-06:00<p>You know, the rules don't state that Employees are exempt from entering !</p>
Customer #146251 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #146251urn:uuid:ed3929a6-96b3-e168-a9e4-46d5b26017f02013-03-19T10:35:58-06:00<p>After hearing about the breakthroughs in chip stacking in modern processor design, sparkfun decided to try it with their product development. (comment assumes both men are named Chip)</p>
ThorntonDan on Your March Caption ContestThorntonDanurn:uuid:88f56ed6-a942-0a54-4909-4059dfe49c292013-03-19T10:35:43-06:00<p>This early Voltron prototype was a complete disaster.</p>
andy4us on Your March Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:943a7bcf-14af-8055-7ede-09dca55252132013-03-19T10:35:35-06:00<p>The triple stack never met with the same success as the double stack !</p>
udawat on Your March Caption Contestudawaturn:uuid:6e2cb994-a318-7314-e44c-26b0e14235d42013-03-19T10:35:13-06:00<p>Tony Montana must be rolling over in his grave.</p>
itfitz on Your March Caption Contestitfitzurn:uuid:91a3a0a5-65b2-2430-2a39-ce41fbcc2b502013-03-19T10:33:36-06:00<p>It's not exactly what I expected when they said I'd have a high rise office.</p>
bro_n_tx on Your March Caption Contestbro_n_txurn:uuid:b76dcaeb-c504-182d-a9b5-5e8ed2497ff42013-03-19T10:33:07-06:00<p>Team Building...Vertically!</p>
Customer #283407 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #283407urn:uuid:f66e1e73-f07b-8352-4667-bba8fa8cc1382013-03-19T10:32:38-06:00<p>The best way to design PoP assemblies!</p>
Nick Poole on Your March Caption ContestNick Pooleurn:uuid:25ae8d61-1765-8cb4-2537-28abb7bcadeb2013-03-19T10:31:44-06:00<p>"Dude, there's an empty seat like <em>right</em> over there..."
"No no no, those chairs kill my back."</p>
Yodaob1 on Your March Caption ContestYodaob1urn:uuid:29d05212-b191-7aee-993e-16d126648e4e2013-03-19T10:28:34-06:00<p>Dual Head Computing for the Stacked office</p>
Customer #420588 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #420588urn:uuid:01413430-0786-a1f1-8441-f6441ad422fc2013-03-19T10:27:58-06:00<p>It was a slow day at tech support at Circ de Soleil.</p>
Customer #222257 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #222257urn:uuid:2685d217-492e-e91c-23b0-812d9603b3382013-03-19T10:26:14-06:00<p>Your right there is a better WiFi signal up here!</p>
iLIKEcomputers on Your March Caption ContestiLIKEcomputersurn:uuid:62cc567e-779e-9a75-1566-6e0aaf612a3a2013-03-19T10:22:42-06:00<p>Office wide 'the floor is lava' game started last week. Boss said get back to work, little does he know...</p>
wing0 on Your March Caption Contestwing0urn:uuid:75cc7d95-7c94-e811-ffd0-008353e05b352013-03-19T10:22:23-06:00<p>Paradigm shift: Totem Programming!</p>
JimSocks on Your March Caption ContestJimSocksurn:uuid:e4163d58-cc7f-1941-20a2-9d89feba24452013-03-19T10:21:57-06:00<p>In Soviet Russia, shield stacks you!</p>
nonInjureNinja on Your March Caption ContestnonInjureNinjaurn:uuid:e79e8d57-14d4-7331-cd62-f6e3970b3d1b2013-03-19T10:21:05-06:00<p>Everyone assumes they're programming. I'm pretty sure they are just checking facebook.</p>
Finnishguy on Your March Caption ContestFinnishguyurn:uuid:6d26ff86-490c-fd70-d724-8ceebac265ea2013-03-19T10:20:40-06:00<p>New programming style: exponential programming (extreme programming is so last season!)</p>
Customer #170164 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #170164urn:uuid:a3d3ad52-3bec-8e21-3126-bb8a43e248a72013-03-19T10:20:19-06:00<p>Excuse me...</p>
engrstephens on Your March Caption Contestengrstephensurn:uuid:58dde4bc-98c3-bb48-6ae4-4be7f6988b632013-03-19T10:19:43-06:00<p>This only works with employees who have slightly offset heads. The team are working on an adapter shield for employees who have standard .1" head / shoulder spacing.</p>
thrytis on Your March Caption Contestthrytisurn:uuid:94c0f312-7c73-cda7-cb59-67b9cca280552013-03-19T10:18:54-06:00<p>Phil and Tim wanted to do pair programming but had to work around the company policy that employees should primarily work at their own desks.</p>
Paul Smith on Your March Caption ContestPaul Smithurn:uuid:23e8cebc-2017-f3fc-e819-b60d076bf7fc2013-03-19T10:15:08-06:00<p>Here we go...</p>
Customer #86565 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #86565urn:uuid:0da36ba1-680e-0798-5581-e009e1addc322013-03-19T10:10:44-06:00<p>Dude, it's called a cubicle, not a squaricle.</p>
daverlee on Your March Caption Contestdaverleeurn:uuid:597df147-095b-b38f-9201-74ee0cea79462013-03-19T10:08:37-06:00<p>To extend Moore's law indefinitely, we at Sparkfun have perfected 3D IC device fabrication, thus allowing us layer cpu cores for maximum space efficiency.</p>
andy4us on Your March Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:7169b3ce-30c5-0dee-1bbf-d42db1f8e3a02013-03-19T10:08:09-06:00<p>Wouldn't it be LIFO ? The guy on top would be last in, and first out.</p>
GreenLite on Your March Caption ContestGreenLiteurn:uuid:3cbd7211-7a6c-4928-2814-5c4a8f98ae932013-03-19T10:07:47-06:00<p>When the work starts piling up, pile up the work!</p>
FinderFIN on Your March Caption ContestFinderFINurn:uuid:45b6e191-0303-a1ab-3bce-92c4136e56732013-03-19T10:06:49-06:00<p>Practical use of FIFO stack</p>
Colin_C on Your March Caption ContestColin_Curn:uuid:1d23df54-9a2c-3ff0-8e7d-cd6b0c2602242013-03-19T10:04:41-06:00<p>Introducing the new SparkFun stacking desks with I&Acirc;&sup2;C (Intimately-Integrated Coders)</p>
jmount on Your March Caption Contestjmounturn:uuid:f9e1c4ca-aca0-deba-9907-70ebcf1dbbaa2013-03-19T10:03:40-06:00<p>Extreme team coding</p>
0xDBFB7 on Your March Caption Contest0xDBFB7urn:uuid:a5d75ad5-47d8-7d27-795a-5cbd5c6a43132013-03-19T10:02:58-06:00<p>Sparkfun Brand Canned Geek: Stackable for easy handling and transportation!<p>Or possibly:</p><p>Due to an incompatibility between Apple and Microsoft in the horizontal plane, engineers using different platforms must be stacked vertically.</p></p>
Customer #420582 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #420582urn:uuid:d0ea5e4f-2760-630f-1211-3dcab456ebad2013-03-19T10:02:46-06:00<p>The IT group is testing the concept of vertical clustering.</p>
andy4us on Your March Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:a1c85f1b-4391-3107-160a-e4a796e82b8f2013-03-19T09:59:31-06:00<p>Bill and Ben, the Colorado conjoined twins never thought they could get a job, until Sparkfun stepped up to the plate !</p>
HelicopterGuy on Your March Caption ContestHelicopterGuyurn:uuid:dcc3d239-56fc-0a0f-5db3-ddc9bcdd59922013-03-19T09:59:18-06:00<p>Engineering thinking outside the box to come up with new ideas for Arduino stackable shields.</p>
NotDavid4JustDavid on Your March Caption ContestNotDavid4JustDavidurn:uuid:1e685e39-77b1-ef62-9055-715bf88296432013-03-19T09:57:11-06:00<p>The software team doesn't quite get the concept of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top-down_and_bottom-up_design" rel="nofollow">top-down/bottom-up</a> software design.</p>
geeb451 on Your March Caption Contestgeeb451urn:uuid:aec5463c-14d3-b9bd-1981-1c597126d1942013-03-19T09:56:44-06:00<p>To bad it was a corned beef and cabbage for breakfast this morning there will be a entry level engineering position opening up shortly.</p>
Pokey on Your March Caption ContestPokeyurn:uuid:71843585-de1f-11c0-6e3b-06d8a9a243ff2013-03-19T09:55:52-06:00<p>Me order! Me Master! Me run Sparkfuntown!</p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your March Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:c456e076-94ae-0d69-7a96-b4f817aa8e222013-03-19T09:55:36-06:00<p>Please find above the real meaning of "Management".</p>
scharkalvin on Your March Caption Contestscharkalvinurn:uuid:51e3977b-b3b4-56e0-6bae-9f3882ea59c52013-03-19T09:55:06-06:00<p>The famous Zucchini Brothers recently retired from Ringling Brothers circus have taken up new careers as computer geeks working at Sparkfun. The company was more than willing to make special arrangements for their comfort.</p>
MetabolicCloth on Your March Caption ContestMetabolicClothurn:uuid:bb0ae9b9-f6b0-25c4-939a-1a1edda8a8002013-03-19T09:54:30-06:00<p>Ever since we've started stacking desks productivity has been at an all time high.</p>
Colin_C on Your March Caption ContestColin_Curn:uuid:f77ecd4f-0165-5d6a-2d05-555ec683bc362013-03-19T09:54:17-06:00<p>Shield stacking; no longer just for hardware engineers.</p>
andy4us on Your March Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:e78be9f2-c27e-ec31-7f8f-efc65a0ce7102013-03-19T09:53:50-06:00<p>The guys liked to sneak in some cheerleader practice whenever they could.</p>
pyrofx on Your March Caption Contestpyrofxurn:uuid:b0b4e1b2-df11-62f1-0d94-70302b716cfe2013-03-19T09:53:24-06:00<p>Sparkfun Engineers double-up to meet Nate's new project deadline!<p>OR</p><p>You program the top shield and I'll program the Arduino.</p><p>OR</p><p>The game of chicken has reached a new level: Coding Chicken</p></p>
AlexMay on Your March Caption ContestAlexMayurn:uuid:dfebcea4-90b3-3c50-8d95-1edab23515b62013-03-19T09:53:17-06:00<p>"Say 'hello' to my little friend."</p>
RyeMAC3 on Your March Caption ContestRyeMAC3urn:uuid:7e84d2c7-65cc-6d32-7b49-394928da5f2f2013-03-19T09:53:16-06:00<p>SparkFun programmers also moonlight as circus performers.</p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your March Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:e6622e21-c9f2-3814-9ef6-bbacaa2a48b92013-03-19T09:52:56-06:00<p>PC over Mac... as usual.</p>
RyeMAC3 on Your March Caption ContestRyeMAC3urn:uuid:2601c46c-5c2e-cca5-a082-e3cf8a3a30552013-03-19T09:52:13-06:00<p>If you were having trouble connecting to the Internet, I don't think this is what they meant by stacking on an Ethernet Shield.</p>
dksmall on Your March Caption Contestdksmallurn:uuid:b61422a5-e1c8-4f6e-463a-9495993dca542013-03-19T09:51:44-06:00<p>At Sparkfun we pride ourselves on how well our production crew is rising to met demands.</p>
PalmTreesandPICs on Your March Caption ContestPalmTreesandPICsurn:uuid:f2f66fa4-7293-6f91-36b7-57cb50b31a812013-03-19T09:51:01-06:00<p>Introducing the first Human Shield from the makers of Arduino, now available at Sparkfun.</p>
andy4us on Your March Caption Contestandy4usurn:uuid:3b0715bb-7f9c-bb94-403c-294f8258ec252013-03-19T09:50:52-06:00<p>It worked great, until the day they went for a curry at lunch time !</p>
Troy J. Farrell on Your March Caption ContestTroy J. Farrellurn:uuid:269160c5-8d27-d667-560b-b8f67c045b5b2013-03-19T09:50:51-06:00<p>Full stack programmers -- accept no substitutes.</p>
lyonsden on Your March Caption Contestlyonsdenurn:uuid:ffc33688-1915-ffaa-944d-6c91fad6e0b42013-03-19T09:49:32-06:00<p>Tomorrow I get to be on top.</p>
barryjh on Your March Caption Contestbarryjhurn:uuid:1eade423-1d68-2c63-1b19-34cb78d9f7f12013-03-19T09:49:30-06:00<p>News Flash -- Sparkfun successfully implements extreme desk sharing!</p>
RyeMAC3 on Your March Caption ContestRyeMAC3urn:uuid:98a68b0c-5cb8-c3dd-6f60-8929820186442013-03-19T09:48:43-06:00<p>At SparkFun, it's not just Arduino shields that get stacked!</p>
nrarmen on Your March Caption Contestnrarmenurn:uuid:c8de2a0b-4f2c-af68-0b1d-5376f4f250912013-03-19T09:47:28-06:00<p>Taking extreme programming to the next level.<p>// Reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_programming</p></p>
chartle on Your March Caption Contestchartleurn:uuid:85825c12-6daf-5018-b757-db550ce21ce22013-03-19T09:47:11-06:00<p>Nate, this office overcrowding is getting ridiculous. When are we moving again?</p>
Cayenne on Your March Caption ContestCayenneurn:uuid:7f91eba7-43f3-a86e-4646-1e1a7b37f6c12013-03-19T09:47:04-06:00<p>Are you SURE this is how the stacked IC designers got their start?</p>
DaddyOh on Your March Caption ContestDaddyOhurn:uuid:57772805-a85c-3db4-a49f-14ce5df632a72013-03-19T09:46:57-06:00<p>So this is pair programming!</p>
Customer #75062 on Your March Caption ContestCustomer #75062urn:uuid:5412e8f3-4ebd-978d-cfe1-d61704596f692013-03-19T09:46:08-06:00<p>Due to budget cuts, Sparkfun has implemented a strict "two engineers per chair" policy.</p>
Lefty4000 on Your March Caption ContestLefty4000urn:uuid:19fe131c-f08a-afc5-b358-4d909fedf0ee2013-03-19T09:45:43-06:00<p>all your Double Desker are belong to Sparkfun.</p>
ME heat o nator on Your March Caption ContestME heat o natorurn:uuid:7eb16ed9-4994-816b-ee63-b824dadf31ec2013-03-19T09:45:09-06:00<p>testing is now in progress to see if worker stacking can be as effective as shield stacking.</p>
Lefty4000 on Your March Caption ContestLefty4000urn:uuid:67af1b42-584f-1696-8401-6b5bb80173502013-03-19T09:44:18-06:00<p>Even after everybody has gone, Jeff and Bill still keep at it.</p>
Lefty4000 on Your March Caption ContestLefty4000urn:uuid:4519994b-f186-1471-857a-a4955157fad02013-03-19T09:41:02-06:00<p>Introducing the double desk! Double the desk, double the people! (second chair not included)</p>
Lefty4000 on Your March Caption ContestLefty4000urn:uuid:8c9f1fa5-475c-3597-c575-c83edac6f68b2013-03-19T09:38:12-06:00<p>Taking Piggy-back riding to a whole new level.</p>