Magic Soap wrote:English people do not walk around saying "Oh, Piffle!", "Jolly good, old chum!", "Quite so!" nor do they continuously drink tea and smoke a clay pipe.

You sure, Well well this study is absolutely marvelous, a spiffing example of good research.
Also your location is in england yet you used third person.

"some people are like slinkies there really good for nothing, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs""Triangalism! What's the fuckin' point!"How's that compression ratio?