As of now, a few Xbox owners have been holed up in a cave, fending off The New Xbox Experience with a torch (and not connecting to LIVE). Those dark days must end.

Starting with HAWX and MLB2K9, Xbox 360 titles will ship with NXE on their discs. And as soon as you load the game, THWACK, NXE clamps your leg like a bear trap. It then slowly drags youfrom your cave of obsolescence and makes you dress in cute clothing, stream Netflix movies, install full games, and sure, see a few more ads than before. [Darkzero via Kotaku]