Optimus Prime is at Main Street Garden Right Now

We could report this one out and inform you that Optimus Prime's cameo at Main Street Garden this afternoon was part of a promotion for Transformers Thirtysomething, but we'd rather just assume Downtown Dallas Inc. was rolling out the newest member of their downtown security patrol. Those pooping dogs over in Thanksgiving Square don't stand a chance.

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I was going to make a comment about Robocop already conquering Dallas 25 years ago, then I found out they're remaking that one too. At least it doesn't star Colin Farrell. (did I really just slam my dream stud?) Fright Night? Total Recall? The guy is remake poison.