In the early morning of October 13th, 2014, an anomalous broadcast was detected originating somewhere in southern Indiana. Further investigation led Mobile Task Force Kappa-8 "Weed Whackers" to an apartment building in [DATA EXPUNGED], where it was discovered that the source of the broadcast was an animate, talking cactus. Foundation personnel have allowed for the flowering desert plant, which refers to itself as D.J. Kaktus, to continue to live at its original point of discovery1.

To escape the tedium of this confinement, the cactus has begun to transmit a series of weekly2 podcasts. The identities of the show's guests are unknown.

Addendum Kakti-3: Collected Recordings

The following recordings have been collected and cataloged in an ongoing effort to further understand the mystery and beauty ofcan't even leave my computer open around the goddamn cactus the nature of SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED SEXY] FUCKING CHR-

Researcher's Note: I guess most people would be thrilled to get paid like I do to sit and watch a cactus make podcasts all day, but… yeesh. This guy is a clown. - Researcher Fourier

O5 Note: Fine. You can get back to teaching remedial math to the Class-D's like you were before.

Newest Episode!

KaktusKast Episode 22: Dr Gears

The long wait is over. After several months of radio silence and the KaktusKast languishing, djkaktus once again returns, only this time with the Father of the Foundation himself, Dr Gears! In his first ever interview, Gears and djkaktus discuss Gears' impressive resume, the origins of the Foundation, the true meaning of horror, and that one time in #site19.

KaktusKast Episode 4: Zyn

THE ZYNTERVIEW, where djkaktus tunes in with SCP Foundation Wiki staff moderator Zyn! Forum stuff and writing is discussed, and also butterflies, happiness and singing take place. djkaktus' cold heart grew three sizes this day.

KaktusKast Episode 7: Roget

The great and terrible Roget shows up to slum around with djkaktus! Topic of conversation include the ridiculous number of SCPs Roget has written, the ridiculous number of SCPs Roget has written, and the ridiculous number of SCPs Roget has written. Also dogs.

KaktusKast Episode 9: SunnyClockwork

djkaktus gets to know the mysterious and talented SunnyClockwork! The two talk about the Chinese wiki, what it's like to be involved with the Foundation on an international level, and Sunny's stunning black and white art. One of the most fun interviews djkaktus has done so far!

KaktusKast Episode 10: Pixeltasim

djkaktus hangs with fellow nerdbro Pixeltasim, SCP author and creator of Alexandra, the #site19 killer chatbot! Much is discussed about the complicated nature of technical things, so if you're easily distracted by other, less interesting things, you might have a hard time with this one.

2015

KaktusKast Episode 13: Light

The KaktusKast returns in 2015 with none other than the grand and glorious Light! djkaktus sits down with the journeyman writer to talk about the olden days of staff, author avatars, Competitive Eschatology, and The Flytrap!

KaktusKast Episode 14: DrEverettMann

Hold on to your kidneys, because Dr. Mann has appeared on the KaktusKast! The mad doctor and victim djkaktus discuss the SCP administration, the man's ravings and writings, and djkaktus gets dissected thoroughly enjoys himself.

KaktusKast Episode 15: DrClef

The dark artist of the SCP wiki himself arrives on the KaktusKast! djkaktus and Clef discuss his history on the wiki, the controversies centered around him, his inspirations and motivations, and other exciting new revelations!

KaktusKast Episode 17: TroyL

The KaktusKast returns from a brief hiatus with the non-sequential addition to the series, the TroyLKast! The host is djkaktus, the guest is longtime SCP Foundation Wiki administrator TroyL, and the topic is three hours of bullshit. Buckle up, buttercup.

Also, before you inevitably ask, yes, I lied at the beginning of this episode about interviewing Dmatix. I am a fraud, a broken man. I thought I was doing what was best for all of us, but in the end I only ruined us. I will not ask for your forgiveness, and I do not expect it.

KaktusKast Episode 16: Dmatix

It's about goddamn time. After months of waiting and many failed attempts, the DmatixKast is now live! djkaktus joins famed SCP Foundation author Dmatix to talk about his writing, the development of the wiki over time, and his thoughts on genre, historical subtext, and article interconnectivity. This is a really good interview, you should listen to it.

KaktusKast Episode 21: qntm

Ever thought about antimemes? No? Me neither, and for good reason. To enlighten us as to why that is, the KaktusKast is proud to welcome qntm to this week's show! Author of the acclaimed SCP-055 and tales like "We Need To Talk About Fifty-Five", qntm has been breaking new ground in the Foundationverse for years. Sit down, have yourself a listen, and break the hiatus with host djkaktus as he and qntm talk about memes, antimemes, and every meme in between!

Overseer's Note:We're going to go ahead and expunge just about everything in this file, because 1.) it's ridiculous, and 2.) we have no idea how to contain this thing, and also it might be an infohazard or something.