I now pronounce you baby and dog

BHUBANESWAR, India – An infant boy was married off to his neighbors’ dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said Wednesday.

Ummmm what the fuck did you just say??

BHUBANESWAR, India – An infant boy was married off to his neighbors’ dog in eastern India by villagers who said it will stop the groom from being killed by wild animals, officials and witnesses said Wednesday.

Right. I thought so.

Some little baby started growing a tooth, which this baby’s tribe thinks is a bad omen and leads to tiger attacks. According to the father, Sanarumala Munda, having the kid marry the dog “will overcome any curse that might fall on the child as well on us.”

After the wedding ceremony, “The villagers then ate a feast with rich food and alcohol to celebrate.” Maybe this was just an excuse to get wasted?

VERDICT:
i guess if this random tribe really believes a teething 1-year-old is prone to tiger attacks, well, who the hell am I to argue? but pops marrying his son away and not getting a dowry out of it is bullshit. he got ripped off. and making the kid marry a neighbor’s dog? retarded.