Instagrams of the Rich and Egocentric: Beyoncé Wills Her Hair to Grow Several Inches in One Week

Each weekend, we review the most delightful dispatches from celebrity Instagram feeds, curating them here for you. In today’s edition, Poppy Delevigne gleefully stuffs a phallic piñata, Heidi Klum eats a cronut , and Lindsay Lohan poses with Oprah during her post-rehab tell-all.

In the hierarchy of who celebrities dish to post-rehab, Oprah is pretty much queen. Somewhere, Dr. Drew is seething.

Something tells us Diddy took off his pink robe right before this photo was taken.

Harry Styles photographs a bacon tattoo. Look for the percentage increase in the number of bacon tattoos in next month’s Harper’s Index.

Neil Patrick Harris instagrams sparingly, but with great substance.

Lady Gaga is back on Instagram! In between the barrage of selfies, there are puppies and La-Z-boys.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Justin Mikita on their honeymoon in New Zealand. Mazel!

Bethenny Frankel writes, “From what I remember, sex is not as good as this,” implies her husband was a limp noodle in the bedroom.