A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and let the other know if there is an afterlife.

After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can
you hear me?"

"Is that you, Frank?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, have sex. then off to the golf course. Then I have sex again, lie out in the sun, then have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again, then more sex until late at night. Then, I catch some much needed sleep and it starts all over again the next day."

"Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?"

"No, I was reincarnated as a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."_________________

patrix_neo wrote:

The human thought: I cannot win.
The ratbrain in me : I can only go forward and that's it.

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and let the other know if there is an afterlife.

After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Kris, Kris, can
you hear me?"

"Is that you, Frank?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, have sex. then off to the golf course. Then I have sex again, lie out in the sun, then have sex a couple more times. Then I have lunch (and Kris, you'd be proud -- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to the golf course again, then more sex until late at night. Then, I catch some much needed sleep and it starts all over again the next day."

"Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?"

"No, I was reincarnated as a rabbit somewhere in Arizona."

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A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow."_________________"History began on July 4,1776. Everything before that was a mistake." -Ron Swanson

Dirty Johnny climbs onto Santa's lap at the department store. Santa says, "I'll bet I know what you want for Christmas." And with his index finger he taps the boy on the nose with every letter he spells, "T-O-Y-S."