The People's Library has an extensive collection of books with no pages, any of which can be easily read on your two-minute break from the beet fields or community shovelling.
These are also suitable for those who learned the skill of reading at one of our excellent union-staffed public schools. Please feel free to browse a sample of our titles below and come by if something is of interest to you.
Remember, these books have no pages, so they will be of no use whatsoever during the next toilet paper shortage.
Enjoy!

How I Sacrificed Self-Interest In Favor of Public Service
by Michelle Obama

Changes Theresa and I Have Made On A Personal Level to Combat Climate Change
by John Kerry

Good Reasons to Consider Purchasing A Chevy Volt
by U. R. Stuck

Proof the Stimulus Worked!
by Napoleon Krugman_________________I, for one, am glad to be living on a planet with 776x the mass of the super-massive black hole at the center of the milky way just to keep Neptune in its daily orbit around the Earth.
auf alten Schiffen lernt man Segeln.

I don't. I just really can't stand the left._________________I, for one, am glad to be living on a planet with 776x the mass of the super-massive black hole at the center of the milky way just to keep Neptune in its daily orbit around the Earth.
auf alten Schiffen lernt man Segeln.

I would agree that there's a lot of lefties right now that ought to be sent to the loonie bin, but they still seem a lot less insane than their opponents..._________________"Confident, lazy, cocky, dead." -- Felix Jongleur, Otherland

(BTW : No disrespect meant to any existing forum member... just that... I could not resist)

Then, please, clarify what you meant._________________I, for one, am glad to be living on a planet with 776x the mass of the super-massive black hole at the center of the milky way just to keep Neptune in its daily orbit around the Earth.
auf alten Schiffen lernt man Segeln.

I wasn't asking you, I was asking aCOSwt.. And what you did was a personal attack. So should I report you for being a complete pussy troll with no brain and a 1 cm penis?_________________I, for one, am glad to be living on a planet with 776x the mass of the super-massive black hole at the center of the milky way just to keep Neptune in its daily orbit around the Earth.
auf alten Schiffen lernt man Segeln.

I wasn't asking you, I was asking aCOSwt.. And what you did was a personal attack. So should I report you for being a complete pussy troll with no brain and a 1 cm penis?

Bah. I was going to ask what an incomplete asshole would be. Damn ninjas and their edits.

¿Que?_________________I, for one, am glad to be living on a planet with 776x the mass of the super-massive black hole at the center of the milky way just to keep Neptune in its daily orbit around the Earth.
auf alten Schiffen lernt man Segeln.