papyromancy

According to some psychics, those who know how to
divine the future with paper could have forewarned us of the attacks on
September 11th by folding
a $20 bill. A proper folding would also have revealed who was the main
man behind the attacks.

Some consider folding money to retrodict the past
to be nothing more than a parlor game. A true papyromancer, they say, can
crumple up any piece of paper, unfold it, and predict the future from the
creased lines in much the same way a palmist
reads the lines of the palm, a metoposcopist
reads the lines on your face, or a rumpologist reads
the lines on your butt.