It's not entirely clear why Vitaly Zelkovsky is so unimpressed by some of the world's most iconic attractions — perhaps its because he's nearly 33 and still walking this world alone? — but his determination to stare down humanity's most esteemed feats of architecture and say "so what" is commendable.

But don't bother holding Zelkovsky up as a paragon of apathy: It's all in a day's work for the man whose social network profile has an "about me" section that reads, simply, "you'll find out in person."