bring to a festering boil:"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.

Not only that. These girls are going to be under a tremendous amount of pressure, sexually, now that they have a reputation for swallowing pretty much anything.

"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"