We see here that Dove takes on Unilever’s Vaseline campaign via Michael Strahan …the market for better soap for men heats up at last after years of Gen Y ads about Axe and body spray and so forth.

From the cutting room floor on the set and in the thinktank before the campaign:

Brees: “I’d like to emphasise in the ad how well it follows to refresh the massive shit and clean shave before every shower too.”

Older Consultant: “Don’t make anything look like it fits up someone’s ass unless you are going to target the gay demographic, which of course is already saturated with other products notwithstanding their asses.”

Gay Consultant: “But should he be shaved or unshaved all-around in the ads? I prefer dueling moustaches myself.”

Imposter Of Drew Brees Above: “Yes in the ad the eye black up there should match the eye black down there with censored and uncensored versions of the ad of course.”

Female Consultant: “Should we add a line of eye black cosmetics for men to the line as a potential fashion statement off the field?”

Gen Y Douchebag Consultant: “You know what would be really cool? If he is in a club using the soap and all these women are throwing themselves on top of him? Or how about at a car wash all getting naked and scrubbing him down? Like in those Axe and Body Spray ads that would be so cool plus the hot chicks you know?”

Why don’t you pimp baby diapers with your kid Brees, you fucking DOUCHE!!! Fucking Caldwell & his conservative play eventually caught up to him on the last game. & Fuck Caldwell for going for a 51FG, that changed the game right there. Instead of a TD to win the game, Colts needed a TD to just tie.