Yahoo User Movie Reviews: The Island

Film Synopsis:
What if Michael Bay had made Logan's Run, and cast Scarlett Johnasson and Ewan McGregor in it? You might get something a lot like The Island, which has a vaguely sci-fi story to hang all of its explosions on. For some reason, this movie made many Yahoo users go even more insane than usual.

Potter disappointed

by harrypotter_theboywizard Jul 22, 2005
38 of 264 people found this review helpful

To most Harry Potter fans we are reading the book right now rather than watch a movie. But to those Potter fans who finished it early and a movie buff, I suggest you passed on this film...Anyway, there is still Harry Potter for Potter fans to wait just hang on.

Josh: If you squint really hard, Scarlett Johanson almost looks like Hermione!

haha! mike bay is so racist!

by wtfmikebay Jul 23, 2005

michael clark duncan as a pro runningback, a sassy fat black nurse, an african bounty hunter whose father fought in a war between tribes? those stereotypes had me cracking up!

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by hibanancy Jul 22, 2005

dont know just guesing about the movie and i will guess write???????\\and i think it s write!!!!!!!!!\\i think the movie is a An B only A B

Michael Bay: That doesn't make any sense. What are you, black?

disgusting

by skinnylou15 Jul 22, 2005

i have not seen the movie ( i only put the grade in bc i have to), but as i was looking through these reviews, some sicko just wrote "penis penis penis.." over and over again. Oh cmon, wtf is that? Thats not even a review. Thats disgusting, go home you sick little puppy.

Guy who wrote "penis" over and over again: You're right. Your complaint, rather than draw further attention to me and giving me the exact reaction I was going for, has instead shamed me into reconsidering my behavior. Thank you.

PLZ . ..

by chelynlaw1520022002 Jul 22, 2005

PLEASE WHO THIMK THIS FILM DOESN'T GOOG . . .
PLEASE AGAIN . .
GO DIED!!!
I BEG THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T LIKE THIS FILM,
PLZ GO GIE*
PLEASE!!!!

Josh: What beautiful poetry!

AWESOME

by zjlipsey Jul 22, 2005
10 of 58 people found this review helpful

Man im gonna tell u something, when I saw this fukin movie I almost prematurely ejaculated I mean the ho who is doing this movie is finer then Jessica Simpson, even though i woiuld fuk em both, but i want u to know the reason why this movie was awesome was because i was wacking off in the back seat, the faggot who was the costar in this movie was a fukin retard, he always tried to fuk her, but he did it lopsided and $hit

Ewan McGregor: It's a medical problem, all right? I have an inner ear imbalance.