Tonight's Roundup will unfortunately not be appearing, due to some wire-crossing between the Curatorship Executives. At this time, we cannot say when, where, or how the miscommunication occurred, nor have we been granted the opportunity to review all available evidence—evidence which, to our knowledge, may or may not exist and may or may not have been sent to Curatorship offices. We will investigate this SNAFU with all the rigor appropriate to a fuckup of this magnitude, and you, our esteemed public, will receive a thorough report of our findings when we get around to writing the damn thing.