Today's Link of the Day on UF was a little Booze Test. Knowing what a bunch tee-totallers you all are, I thought you'd enjoy the chance to prove it.
As the topic title, apparently I 'm a lush with a score of 77% (no that's not the alcohol content of my blood).

But i only ever drink beer when i drink any way. I hate drinking really, it always makes me feel really off the next day. I'm going to have to stop one of these days.

It's probably the most dangerous thing i've ever nibbled on in Middle Earth, and lived to tell the tail, type of thing too. But in beers case, it has been more along the lines of 'but just' ... well, almost.

Anything that enhances the back lobes at the expense of the frontal has just gotta be sus ...