Sunday, November 15, 2009

'Belicheat...'? 'Belichoke...'?

Nay.

I'll sacrifice alliteration for the sake of game-specific bluntness and propose "Beliterrible"--as in:

That was an absolutely terrible call that Bill Belichick made on Sunday night when he decided to go for it on fourth down, in doing so handing the game over to the Indianapolis Colts for no good goddamn reason other than that he's an egomaniac.

Real answer is that I've got a wife and a baby on the way and I'm trying to curb my instinct to be a lunatic about zillionaire sports franchises that have no effect on my real life for all of our sakes.

Funny answer's better, though:

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, COGGBLOGGER! YOU CALLIN' ME GAY?! YOU A SECRET COLTS FAN?!?! I WILL TEAR YOUR BEATING HEART FROM YOUR FUCKING CHEST AND FINISH EATING IT BEFORE YOU EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU'RE DEAD!!!