That trend continued on last night’s episode of Conan, wherein Barkley addresses a nude photoshop of himself and gets Conan’s crew to do his dirty work. The result is that horrifying picture of Shaq as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and another amazing rant about Shaq’s nonstop deluge of endorsements. Ever wanted to know why Shaq endorses lotion? Here’s your answer:

If that’s not enough, Barkley followed up his rant by using his horrible golf swing to golf Shaq golf balls into the crowd. You know Shaq is somewhere this morning furiously photoshopping Barkley’s head onto Goatse, trying to even the score.

(No, I don’t know where exactly on Goatse he’s trying to photoshop it.)