Marie met the Dali Lama alone in the dark at Dairy Mart, had Big Foot dart out in front of her truck, ran out of gas in a small airplane at 1500 feet, landed, then coasted to the pump, and sadly ate a million dollars in less than five seconds. Honestly...

As if being threatened by a naked man with a ten-pound salmon wasn't enough, Margaret exorcized demons from a woman's bedroom and recently shouted down the Werewolf of Paris allowing his intended prey to run free. Honestly...