New York Fashion Week: 11 of the Wackiest Looks From the Spring 2011 Runway Shows

While we're keeping our eye out for the most flattering trends on the New York Fashion Week runways, the men we know are always quick to point out the wacky, weird and just plan unwearable. (Even so, we think they like the spectacle just as much as we do.) Here, one of Glamour's favorite guys, Ryan Dodge, sizes up the runway shows and gives us a quick peek inside the male mind.

Alexander Wang: Granny Chic

I'm sure it's made out of unicorn hair and sewn together by a 103-year-old samurai, but to me, it looks like an old lady's bathrobe. The only person who could pull this off is Hugh Hefner, provided they make it in purple velour.

Ohne Titel: Ohne She Didn't!

Have you wanted to try scuba diving but can't stand the thought of wearing a boring, shapeless wetsuit? Have I got the outfit for you! You'll be the sexiest thing under the sea since Ariel from The Little Mermaid. (Sorry, but with that seashell bikini, she was hot.)

Project Runway: It's Official—You're Auwt

Not even Heidi Klum herself could pull this one off. I'm all about self-expression, but just know that if you wear something this aggressively weird to a party, you're probably gonna spend a lot of time perusing the host's book collection and pretending to text.

Richie Rich: Flower Sour

The model's expression says it all: "I subsisted on wheatgrass juice and poppy seeds for a month to wear a dress that makes my hips look wider than the bus I'd like to jump on to get outta here? I hate this job."

Richie Rich: I've Seen This Before…

This is an outtake from the Zoolander runway scene, right?

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Alexander Wang: Granny Chic

I'm sure it's made out of unicorn hair and sewn together by a 103-year-old samurai, but to me, it looks like an old lady's bathrobe. The only person who could pull this off is Hugh Hefner, provided they make it in purple velour.