If she didn’t talk with her hands, you wouldn’t even recognize her any more. (click here to watch)

When asked at a press briefing on Thursday why her party's message is "not resonating with the electorate," House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told a room full of reporters “we need you to be messengers.”

Here she is, yesterday, demonstrating how to BE the messenger: that’s her front and center, finger raised, chasing down Representative Tom Marino for reminding her and the rest of the Democrats in the House that they had years to “solve the immigration problem” (aka pass amnesty) when they were in power and they didn't have the hutzpah to do so.

I don’t know what’s going on with her “Nancy” face, butt whatever it is, I think it might be migrating to her brain. Somebody ought to start reading the fine print on those Botox vials.

Either that, or, like I told you yesterday, it’s just because it’s August and everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up.

And this little piggy went... "Wee wee wee" all the way home...

In other Nancy news: the Mideast truce brokered by Jean Carré lasted all of 3 hours, Big Guy condemned the U.S. for torturing “folks” and again threatens to act on his own since the do nuthin’ Congress won’t do what he wants and instead, spend all their time hatin’ on him.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

In the interest of simplifyin’ stuff, we’ve reformulated the job responsibilities of the President of the United States to just “helpin’ people.” And sure enough, the hateful Republicans object to that too:

“They have announced that they are going to sue me for taking executive actions to help people. They’re mad because I’m doing my job. Stop being mad all the time. Stop just hatin’ all the time. Let’s get some work done.”

Apparently we haven’t been able to goad the do-nothing GOP into impeachment procedures yet, butt at least they sued Big Guy. No problemo - we can work with that too!

Now, let’s see: who’s keeping the hate alive today?

“My ancestors came here in chains. My parents and grandparents knew the sting of segregation and discrimination. Yet I attended some of the best universities in this country. I had career opportunities beyond my wildest dreams. And today, I live in the White House, a building — (applause) — but we must remember, we live in a home that was constructed by slaves.” – Michelle Obama,July 30, 2014

Meanwhile, back in Kansas, Barry bought a round of coffee for everyone -

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

In an almost farcical twist on the recent political debate, the Obama White House has joined the Democratic fundraising apparatus in what appears to be a campaign to encourage Republicans to impeach the president.

Don’t worry, they’re just that, rumors. I cannot confirm that they were started and perpetratedright here, at home, butt the record speaks for itself.

So I’m just warning everyone: don’t get caught not doing your fair share:

“According to our records, you haven’t chipped in to fight back,” the email continued. “Can we count on you at this critical moment? ALL GIFTS TODAY TRIPLE-MATCHED!”

And by “records” I’m talking about your “permanent record,” compliments of the NSA.

Mind you, I’m not saying there are no grounds for impeachment, just that it appears to some that the DCCC’s case may be a bit hyper-ventilated:

“The White House just announced that they believe John Boehner’s lawsuit could lead to the impeachment of President Barack Obama,” the DCCC said. “We are now on full RED ALERT at Democratic Headquarters. We are scrambling to defend the President in every way we can at this critical moment.”

Then again, this regime doesn’t seem to know a real “red alert” when if bites them in the hiney.

This is just another squirrel sent out to gather nuts and take your eye off Barry’s most recent pen and phone initiative to grant amnesty to 5 million illegal aliens and Obamacare to another 5 million ineligible part time employees.

Monday, July 28, 2014

Now, Barack Obama has decreed that the American Atlas should shrug. Weary of its burdens and tired of being blamed for the world’s problems, America is withdrawing from its global leadership role. And the result, as in Atlas Shrugged, is disaster. – Powerline

So until such time as there’s a non-phony scandal that needs to be addressed, we’ll just carry on with our normal duties: fundraising, photo-ops and, oh yes, a little golf.

Sunday, July 27, 2014

In the Age of Obama, the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer; no matter how hard Big Guy works for the American people:

Meanwhile, the U.S. embassy in Libya was abandoned on Saturday due, I guess, to all that “tranquility” that we’ve generated in the Middle East; it must be irritating the local Islamic terrorists. Reports are that our embassy staff was evacuated to Tunisia via motorcade as the U.S. Department of State 747 was unavailable for takeoff because the Tripoli airport was, uh, closed due to incoming Islamic aerial tranquility devices.

Tripoli Airport, being blown up by Islamist terrorists bombs

Oh look! That unexploded mortar in the tarmac must be one of those “fire-farts” that Lady M warned us about: (h/t Full-Metal Spanx)