I’ve never actually met a Playstation gamer in real life. I’m pretty sure their existence is just an elaborate hoax created by Sony advertising because they ran out of things to do with all the money they made from Sony walkmans in the 90s. 😀

Guns don’t impress him, because he’s armed with the power of the lord’s word!

Have a rock

At least he didn’t shoot the messenger!
*dun dun ksssh*

http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

Ba Dum KSH!

leavescat

That’s what I call going IN with a bang.

anon

What is that loopy thing on the gun? It looks metallic and rather fixed, so it’s not a strap.

Johannes Hjortshøj

It’s a slow burning fuse for That matchlock gun. It’s so long because gunners had to ensure That they had a constant ignition source at hand. And though slow burning the fuse would eventually burn out If left to it’s own devices

http://www.nn4b.com suburban_samurai

You know your stuff, sir!

Johannes Hjortshøj

Thank you. It’s a hobby

Jonathan B

Well done!

Eventually, some bright soul figures out that since striking a flint on metal can produce sparks on demand, there’s no need to use something already burning for ignition and risk being left with nothing but a club when it went out.

But for its time, the matchlock was revolutionary as a somewhat portable, reasonably reliable explodey thrower of small hard things that hurt and the first real challenge to the dominance of the twangy flingers of small piercing things, the heavy, lumpy, bashers of noggins, and the swishy, slashy, or stabby metal things.

IDPounder

Is that messenger…the long-lost ancestor of Butthead? If he’s wearing an AC/DC t-shirt underneath that kimono, I’m going to be watching his descendents verrrry carefully.