This seems to be one of the unhappiest photos ever taken at Disney. Do you think they're just sad to be leaving?

Awkward Vacation Photos / AwkwardFamilyPhotos.comProud parents

There's nothing more memorable than a good dress-up session with your son in extremely short lederhosen. That, and your son's first successful use of the toilet in the nearest national park on your road trip.

Awkward Vacation Photos / AwkwardFamilyPhotos.comCity slicker

I've spent far too long looking at this picture trying to figure out what's going on. How is she blending into the cityscape with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt on? So many questions...

Awkward Vacation Photos / AwkwardFamilyPhotos.comRentals? Really?

Look closely. Yes, that sign says you can rent swim suits there. Would you rent a swim suit? Let alone from a sketchy shack? More importantly, do they wash the suits after each use?