If, like me, you're absolutely fucking battered after the May bank holiday shenanigans down whichever nightclubs you've been to, you'll need an afternoon on your settee; Pringles everywhere, chewing the insides of your cheeks to bits and one of them relaxing beach scenes looped on your telly. You'll also need a soothing soundtrack to ease your mind back to normality before you have to go to work in the morning and pretend to be all straight-edge again.

Here is my OFFICIAL (not one of the many bootlegs already circulating) Bank Holiday Soothing Afternoon Playlist for the Modern Millennial.

Tonka's Bank Holiday Soothing Afternoon Playlist for the Modern Millennial