The amazing rack of January Jones (Mad Men) graces the pages of November's GQ. Just how amazing is it? Rumor is it's fluent in five languages, including Pikachu. It's also undefeated in Scrabble and picked 15 of the 16 teams that reached the Sweet 16 in the NCAA Tournament this year. Fucking Arizona. Who saw that one coming?

UPDATE (10/21): Added 28 more pics from the shoot, beginning here. You can thank me in the form of gift cards. Amazon.com preferably. I'm saving up for this. Chick magnet, dude.