Britney Spears keeps it classy

Britney Spears allegedly spent a wild night partying with extras from her latest music video and ended up making out topless with one of them. Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student, says she invited him and some other extras to the rooftop pool at the Standard Hotel and then had everyone play a game of topless truth or dare. Drunk and easy, Britney eventually ended up making out with this guy. Us reports:

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon, the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.

“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,” Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot. I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy. And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”

It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. “I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias. “Britney was laughing really hard.”

She’s just finding random people to make out with now? I think we’ve passed the point of sad. And poor guy. Five years ago making out with Britney Spears would’ve been awesome, but now it seems like it would be terrifying. I took a survey of people’s greatest fears and making out with Britney Spears was number two, just slightly ahead of getting eaten by a shark.

Sorry, I neglected to take a close look at the magazine. When I remembered what she looks like now, I vomited in my mouth. Well, it still tastes better than what I ate for breakfast. Once again, that’s just how life in the city is.