Ren&eacute A. Guzman: Just what every vampire slayer needs

This vampire hunting kit might look more Van Helsing than Buffy Summers, but you simply must applaud the wherewithal to include not only the requisites (i.e. wooden stake and garlic powder) but also Professor Blomberg’s New Vampire Serum. Better watch yourself, Nosferatu. (Pic from kit link. Spotted at reddit.)