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Which One Of My Friends Is A Competitive Asshole?

That should be the real title for all board games, because seriously, it’s true. I happen to be one of those a**holes too. I play to win and when I lose, I‘m a sore loser don’t take it very well.

My favourite board games to play are Scrabble, Monopoly and Cluedo. I wonder if Boggle would be counted as a board game. I do have Scrabble, Monopoly and Cluedo at home but my sisters don’t really want to play with me. Maybe due to the reason above. Besides, playing with them isn’t that fun because it’s not challenging for me.

I would love to play these games with other competitive assholes because that would make it more interesting and, well, competitive. Everyone would be playing to win and the victory would be sweeter because then, you get to rub it in their faces. *insert maniacal evil laughter*

I’ve been meaning to learn how to play Risk but no one I know has it. That would be a really interesting game. Think about it, you can take over the world! As it is, my nephew thinks that that’s what I do at work since I work in the lab. You know, like Pinky and the Brain?

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6 thoughts on “Which One Of My Friends Is A Competitive Asshole?”

You would probably not enjoy playing with me because I’m not a competitive asshole. Especially in thinking games like the ones you’ve listed. Because I’m a sore loser. I know I’m going to lose anyways 😛

@rinaz: It’s ok. I can still play with you because then I know I’ll win. LOL!@foxtwo: You can let me win anytime. ;)@moby: I lurve scrabulous. Though, I don’t really understand the way they count the points. Am slow like that.