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It was at my parents' house though, which means my mother was basically insane for two days. This morning when I arrived, she was stomping around in her underwear, cleaning random things and yelling at us. After living with the woman for 25 years, I've become used to her naked/underwear cleaning fits, but I drew the line when i looked down and realized that she was wearing her heels along with the bra and panties.

Me: OH GOD. are you wearing heels with your underwear?!Mom: So what?Me: You're like the dirty maid!Dad (in the other room): AHAHAHAHAHAHAH I WISHMom: What? What's wrong with it?!Me: WHY HELLO FRENCH MAID, DIDN'T EXPECT ME HOME FROM THE WHIPPED CREAM STORE SO SOON?