Leed and xeberus just got paid motha F*word's. I will shoot 1 more million for the most racist, sexest or down right dirty joke ever. It needs a jaw dropping, sound stopping just straight up No way he just said that shit response. I will wait for it too, If it takes a day or a year I dont mind. Once my jaw drops so does the moneyyyyyyyy!!!!$$$$$$$$$$

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a mexican, a frenchman, a englisman and a texan are all on a plane when they begin to experience turbulence. the pilot says over the intercom that the plane is carrying to much of a load and they will need lighten it, to save the lives of others. the frenchman gets up and shouts "viva la france" and jumps out. the englishman than steps up and shouts "god save the queen" than jumps out. the texan than gets up and shouts "remember the alamo" an pushes the mexican out.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

two friends walk into a bar and order drinks, all of a sudden a drunkard walks up to the guy on the right and throws his arm around the guy and says "dude your mom is a dirty whore i just finished banging her a lil while ago". the guy on the right just ignores the drunk and he eventually leaves. a half hour later the drunk comes back and he tells the guy "man your mom is such a slut, you wouldnt believe what she just did to me". again the guy ignores him and the drunk leaves the bar. the drunk comes back for a third time and when hes about to talk to the guy on the right again, the guy finally blows up and says "DAD go home already, moms worried sick"

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Leed and xeberus just got paid motha F*word's. I will shoot 1 more million for the most racist, sexest or down right dirty joke ever. It needs a jaw dropping, sound stopping just straight up No way he just said that shit response. I will wait for it too, If it takes a day or a year I dont mind. Once my jaw drops so does the moneyyyyyyyy!!!!$$$$$$$$$$

I am quoting myself so everyone can better understand the re-defined rules. The funniest joke game is over but there is a new one and it is stated in my quote here. I am asking for an element of every taboo subject matter and as bad as it can get.