Doing Justice to Huevos Rancheros

My abuelita Clementina, after whom I was named, was a very dignified woman with a clear sense of propriety. So strong was her abhorrence of anything remotely vulgar, that the word huevo(egg) never escaped her lips lest it drew chuckles from the male population. Blanquillo ("little white one") was her euphemism of choice. And if you are wondering why the male population would chuckle at something as innocuous as an egg. . . well, go ask your abuelo, because, you won't hear it from me. Perhaps my abuelita Clementina would have been glad that I am writing about HuevosRancheros, because if there is any Mexican dish that has suffered on its trip northward, this is most certainly it. It goes without saying that most restaurant style HuevosRancheros are nothing more than a gussied-up version of nachos with rubbery overly cooked eggs attached. If you can feel my righteous indignation oozing off this post, then you are absolutely right. It is as bad as taking a fresh-faced rancherita—a sweet country girl—and making her up to look like a payasa—a painted clown.HuevosRancheros conjures up the image of rustic freshness—a cooked salsa made from cooked or, in this case, oven roasted vine ripened tomatoes, chiles, garlic and onions, bright with the taste of their own natural sweetness counterbalanced with a slight undertone of charred smokiness. It means eggs so fresh that they are still warm from lying beneath the little butts of the hens that laid them. And corn tortillas fried up not too soggy or too crisp, but just right. In short, the way HuevosRancheros were meant to be: a beguiling combination of heat-sweet-tanginess, a rich creaminess together with crunchability, perfect whether you are eating them para elalmuerzo—for a late breakfast, or if you are frying some up for dinner, especially if you want to eat something hearty but fast and simple to make.As for this classic Mexican dish, wouldn't you say it is time to take it back, rescuing it from the disgusting nacho mess it has become, and cooking some HuevosRancherosyour dignified abuelita would be proud of?

You can bet your blanquillosthat I would.

HuevosRancheros With Roasted Tomato Salsa

Or, How to Fry An Egg (For Those Who Don't Know How)

Using a molcajete to crush the ingredients makes the most authentic and best salsa. Nothing can duplicate its flavor or texture--period. Also, I respectfully disagree with Cook's Magazine, from which I very loosely adapted the salsa recipe: If you want keep the rustic charm of this salsa, do not core the tomatoes or remove the seeds as some European trained cooks are apt to do. My Mexican mother never did this and neither should you. As for the jalapeño or serranochiles, use as much or as little as you can bear.

6 to 8 ripe medium to large tomatoes, cut in halfabout a 1/3 of an onion2 fresh serrano or jalapeñochiles, whole or seeded, depending how hot you want the salsa1 fresh serano or jalapeno, finely minced2 or 3 cloves garlic in their skins.oregano to tasteground cumin to tastesalt and pepper to taste

Making the Salsa:

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees F.

Line a rimmed cookie sheet with aluminum foil and give it a light brushing of vegetable oil. Put the onion, garlic cloves, the chiles, and the tomatoes, cut side down on the cookie sheet. Place the cookie sheet on the lower rack of your oven and roast for about one-half hour, or until you see that the tomatoes are "melted" and cooking in their own juices. The tops should be brown, but not burned to the ground. Remove them from the oven at once. Peel the garlic.

Take the onion, chiles and garlic, and crush them to a pulp. If your molcajete is small, scrape off the onion-chile mixture and set itaside. Next crush all of the tomatoes. There should be no large pieces of tomato peel. Scrape off the crushed tomatoes and mix with the onion-chile mixture until well blended.

FOOD PROCESSOR METHOD: Pulse the onion, chiles and garlic into small chunks. Set aside. Do the same for the tomatoes. Do not over process. Mix the tomatoes and onion-chile mixture together.

Add the fresh minced chile to the salsa. Whether you want to seed the chile before you mince it is up to you.

Next: add salt, pepper, oregano and ground cumin to taste. If the salsa is not acidy enough for you, you can add a little squirt of lime juice.Refrigerate the salsa overnight until the next morning. Reheat and keep warm until ready to serve. If the salsa is a little too thick, just add a little water.

FRYING THE TORTILLAS & EGGS FOR HUEVOSRANCHEROS:Heat a skillet over a medium flame for about a minute. Add vegetable oil to a depth of ¼ inch and wait until you see the oil start to shimmer. Drop a teeny piece of corn tortilla into the skillet. If it sizzles, then it is ready to fry.

Fry two tortillas on one side for 30 seconds. Flip them on the other side and fry them until they are nice and toasty on the bottom. Remove them and lay them on paper towels to absorb excess oil. (You can also oven fry the tortillasif you want, but it is not my favorite method for HuevosRancheros.) Lower the heat to medium low. Add some butter to the skillet if you want. When the butter starts to foam, break 2 eggs into the skillet. Try to baste a little of the oil over the eggs if you can. You can salt the eggs at this point if you wish.Cover the skillet with a lid and lower the heat to low. The lid will reflect the heat back to the top of the eggs. After a minute or two, remove the lid. The egg whites should be opaque and firm to your liking; the yokes should look nice and shiny. If they are not, then put the lid back on the skillet until the eggs are done to your taste. Remove the skillet from the heat. Shake the eggs until they start to slide around. Then, tilt the pan and slide the eggs onto a plate over the layered corn tortillas. If you prefer, you can turn your eggs. Just make sure the spatula is supporting the yolk(s) before flipping it over. Turn off the heat, wait some seconds, and then slide the eggs off the pan.Spoon some of the warm tomato salsa evenly over the eggs. Serve with some hearty refried beans that are topped off with a bit of stinky Mexican style cheese like that stinky-feet but utterly delicious Zacatecas-style cheese or maybe some mild Queso Fresco. Serves one.

21 comments:

Sounds and looks so good. I have my tomatoes, chile's, onions, garlic ready to go in the oven. Then....my arthritis in my knees started acting up so I went to lay down. I'm back up again and I'll put them in the oven, not my knees...tee hee...and then I'll drink a beer. What the heck. Great post, great pictures. Have a great weekend

Hola, Jan!I hope you'll like the recipe. There are many receipes for this salsa, and I think that EL CHAVO's is very good,too.

Hola CHAVITO,That salsa for Huevos Rancheros looks delicious! Pero . . . para decirte the verdad--to tell you the truth, there is no vegan equivalent for Huevos Rancheros. No use messing around with a masterpiece. Buen provecho!

These really look delicious. This is my first visit to your blog and I've spent some time going through your earlier posts. I love your recipes and the tone of your blog. I'll be back often to see what else you've been cooking. Blessings...Mary

I have a question, por favor, Dona. Can you roast all of the vegetables on the comal (I have my mother's comal that my father made almost 60 years ago!) or is the oven method preferred for this ranchera salsa? Pase buen dia, Dona!

Hola, DodgerFan!I roasted all my my vegetables on my comal, but I promise that it is never going to be as special as yours. I like to add a tiny bit of oil to the hot comal. It keeps the vegetables, esp. the tomatoes from sticking.Cuidate, and don't invite me to your house--I just might steal that comal!