“If you can’t find it here,” one vendor told us, “it doesn’t exist.”

He went on to say that once, a man tried to break a world record by covering the entire event on his bike, and that it still took eight hours to visit every single field. We couldn’t find confirmation but it’s entirely believable.

13. Unappetizing cookie jars.

14. Vaguely menacing craft outposts.

15. Totally adorable vintage outposts.

This camper belongs to sister duo RoseVintage. They spend their summers traveling around to vintage fairs selling their sweet flowy dresses and sunny textiles. According to Samantha Balk, the older of the two sisters, the business is named after their grandmother, Bonnie Rose, who “was awesome and smoked these long, skinny cigarettes.”