Hero

Everyone has a hero
(TRUE)
Zero people...shouldn’t have a hero
(YAH YAH)
Juiz is my hero, he is really nice
(HA)
Which is why I made a song about him twice

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Originally Posted by Sambama

Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!

[9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
If only there were someone out there who loved you.
*MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*

Originally Posted by Sambama

Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit

Originally Posted by ERBoH

All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

"Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

"You mean OUR family tree,"

"I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

"Oh."

Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe

I think my lung just collapsed again.

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Wumbo

"Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME

'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room

ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION

Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned

Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Originally Posted by Yackerz

Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide

Anyone who doesn't watch Duck Dynasty clearly isn't keeping up with the modern world!

[9:30:38 PM] MaNCHA: Oh, Sambama
If only there were someone out there who loved you.
*MaNCHA removed Sambama from this conversation.*

Originally Posted by Sambama

Technology's pretty incredible nowadays, you can like fuck robots and shit

Originally Posted by ERBoH

All Praise Tom "The Great" Hawk, doing great things with his greatness.

Originally Posted by The Mad Hatter

"Yo Taylor, wanna see my family TREE?"

"You mean OUR family tree,"

"I was talkin' 'bout my dick, yo,"

"Oh."

Originally Posted by Dion, regarding my depiction of Mega Cocojoe

I think my lung just collapsed again.

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Wumbo

"Um... I want to ask you something.." ASK ME SHAUNA ASK ME

'Did you know that 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance?''

Originally Posted by HeroSamuel

Originally Posted by Phallicus Wumberius, rapping about The Room

ARRRR THE ROOM'S PRODUCTION COST EARNED YOUR CONDEMNATION
BUT I'LL SINK YOU LIKE YOUR HARSH REVIEW EVASION
AND THROW YOU OVERBOARD LIKE THAT FILM ABOMINATION
SO PREPARE TO LEARN THE FILM VAULT COMBINATION

Come AAHHHHN the jhapped ur head ahf and hung it from a roap
de ohnly lehjin jew lef wahs jur proifhwgwgrwsd on sohp
ah meen dat rats nest beer has trap sow many crooms thees boom could git maroneed and still eet lanch for a mant
ahm the emz assassin smack like i did naht to leesa
rahps so lean call me the tahwer of peesa
taik ur leel slewp jahan bay and gew hoam, tall south caroowleena blackbayered gaht wiseauned

Wumbo sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Wumbo roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Originally Posted by Yackerz

Wumbo's so good looking, his looks kill. But it's not murder... It's genocide

This has made my day week month year decade century and millennium tbh.

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September 2014 Member of the Month
December 2014 Member of the Month
ERBoH.com's 2014 Artist of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2014 Member of the Year
February 2016 Member of the Month
ERBoH.com's 2016 Staff Member of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Chatter of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Most Active User of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Meme of the Year (SEX PONIES)
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best REWF of the Year (Juiz vs Helioptle)
ERBoH.com's 2016 Spammer of the Year
ERBoH.com's 2016 Best Username of the Year (Hugh Mungus)

le epic maymays xdd:

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Originally Posted by Rocket

Is Juiz darth vader? i hope so because that means he gets to be a dad

Originally Posted by Dion

This isn't the first time Juiz has given Sane a forced analysis pounding and it won't be the last.

Originally Posted by Samilton

juiz is a revolutionary

Originally Posted by Dion

get cancer

Originally Posted by Samilton

They're called Japanese people, Juiz

Originally Posted by Gika

The fiirst rule of ERBOH.com is: You do not tell Juiz what to do.
The second rule of ERBOH.com is: You DO NOT tell Juiz what to do.

Originally Posted by Sans

do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior juizus

Originally Posted by Rocket

sorry polar, im a moderator of the people

and the people say you suck

Originally Posted by sane

"Don't be such a pussy Sam." shouted Juiz, the big, strong, captivating godly man that he was.

Originally Posted by YellowNerd

I love juiz more than his girlfriend does

Originally Posted by sane

My name is Sane, and this is my buddy Juiz, we're kind of a big deal and we can kick a lot of ass and love Wonderwall.

Originally Posted by sane

this forum is dead and I am the necrophiliac who will fuck it back to life

Originally Posted by Brad

Juiz, you are truly the Shakespeare of our time. I laughed. I cried. I gave up red meat. Thank you, you beautiful bright ray of freedom in this otherwise fascist community. Thank you.

when you make a post and brad instantly buries it and you decide that maybe suicide is the answer

Originally Posted by Sane

Brad didn't do shit to save the forum it was all NukeL3AR

Originally Posted by Turtle

fking brad with his white writing on a white background

Originally Posted by Ludwig

Brad I swear to god I'll Fortnite dance on your grave

Originally Posted by Adonis

brad can i hit ur juul please bro just one hit

Originally Posted by Wumbo

“Bumblin’” Brad sent in a paper claiming to have “interviewed” me! Wrong! I have done no such thing, and Liddle Bradley had to sit in his room by himself and make up quotes in order to get his work “published”. Despite the negative forum covfefe, the Fake News Media controlled by Globalist Sam Bama is whipping itself into a frenzy trying to make up lies about your favorite forumer (Me!)