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Episode 1: The Phantom Thingie"Master Qui Gonn, I have a bad feeling about this.""About what, Obi Wan?""Well, we've been running around for about half an hour now with no discernible purpose, and now we're being drawn towards some horrible dust-bowl of a planet to pick up some irritating little kid.""That's the force, my young padawan.""Hmm. If you say so. By the way, Master, do you know who this floppy-eared gimp is following us about everywhere?""No, but if we ignore him he might go away... Obi Wan! A Sith lord!""Hurray! Something to do!"

Episode 2: Attack of the Whatsits"Master Obi Wan, do you think I look good in black?""No, Anakin, I think you look like a wannabe Sith lord.""What-ev-er!... Phwoar! Look at Padme! She's turned into some proper posh totty!""Yes, and oddly she's only aged three years whilst you've aged ten.""Eh?"[Off-screen Mu…