Patrick George

If I have one criticism of Best Motoring, it's that it tends to be very heavy on cars from its home country. Sure, I love seeing my favorite JDM cars get whipped around Tsukuba Circuit or wherever (usually Tsukuba Circuit, honestly) but it's fun to mix it up from time to time too.

And what a mix we have in this battle! It's a race between a Mini Cooper S, a Volkswagen GTI MKVI, a Volkswagen Scirocco 2.0 TFSI, a Fiat Grande Punto Abarth SS (I don't know what that is but I fucking want one), and a Honda S2000.

I won't tell you which one wins. Actually, I will. It's the Cooper S, the car I just bought, because I am the smartest human being alive. Eat shit, other cars.