Are there really gay people that don't know what the Onion is? Seriously? To catch you up on other things you may not know, a black guy is President and you don't have to gut a lamb for safe sex anymore. Also, anal is legal in all 50 states, so get busy and leave those sheep babies alone.

I think what the kiss symbolizes is a way to take something good about humanity and make it something bad. The way they kiss potential "criminals" is done in such a way that whenever someone thinks of a kiss they associate it with something bad soon afterward. I agree it's absolutely ridiculous and I'm still looking into wether or not it's real because in my mind this can't really be real. Who would come up with such a ridiculous thing. Is the next thing to take effect cops raping you in public and stripping you of every last dignity you have?

Hold on, I'm seriously confused here. Maybe it's something obvious that im simply forgetting, but what would be the reason for stopping and kissing? In what way does a kiss give an officer justification to stop and frisk you? This in honestly the most ridiculous thing i think ive ever heard.