Author has written 31 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Harry Potter.

Name: Loves-Chihuahuas

Hello,

This fanfiction account and these stories were made and used solely for my own entertainment, not to show any sort of writing skill nor to prove any sort of point. I don't, and have never, particularly enjoyed writing outside of the academic sphere. Looking back at most of these fanfictions I made, I cringe at them either for the lacking of writing ability or some other missing element to a decent story. Now that I no longer gain any sort of amusement from writing these fanfictions, I have no use for them. If anyone would like to continue any of my unfinished stories, please contact me(please get permission from me first before using any of my so-called 'work'). I will most likely not update any of my stories, nor write any more. If I ever want to write fanfiction again, I will probably just make a new account. I will not, however, delete this account.

If you happen to just be perusing my account for a story to read, I again reiterate my lack of writing skill, but will point you to the few stories I am not embarrassed of:

Dainty Devil

Bad Habit

Things Never to be Mentioned

Passing Moments

Popsicle Sticks

PBJ

maybe Screwdriver

and maybe An Unfortunate Happening

- L.C.

1/2/2014 update: This account is still inactive, but I finally decided to provide a link to my new account. I'm hoping to put a couple more stories on there soon, including a Death Note one. https://www.fanfiction.net/u/3493526/LCsquee

Goku knew what he was. He ignored it, because it was simpler that way...until Vegeta's smell kindly reminds him. A third Class Saiyan dominating a prince? Stranger things have happened. It might make the prince a little mental though. G/V warnings inside

The rescue of Orihime has failed, and Ichigo finds himself entirely at Aizen's mercy... Or lack thereof. Will Urahara be able to save him in time? Warning: contains explicit content, swearing, angst, dark themes and NC/abuse in later chapters. UraIchi, AizenIchi, GrimmHichigo.

Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have shrunk to a miniature size of their former selves, caused by feelings of love. To break the curse and go back to normal, the one they have feelings for must love them in return. Ulquiorra x Orihime

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

Harry doesn't know exactly what's happening, but something isn't right between him and Professor Lupin, and he's determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help? Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA

Sherlock and John are hunting a kidnapper who has been taking newlywed couples across the Greater London Area and Sherlock has the perfect way to flush him out. Warning: Pre-Slash/Slash of S/J. Now Series 2 Compliant. WIP Slow Updates

He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty

Sherlock wants to experiment. John doesn't agree. Lestrade is there. Sherlock/Lestrade turning into John/Lestrade and maybe Sherlock/John/Lestrade In ACD Canon, Lestrade is only known as G lestrade, Gabriel is my choice and Greg is Mark Gatiss's. Thank

The Ice Queen is always predatoring on dudes. When Fionna falls ill and the snowy sorceress takes the opportunity to swoop on Prince Gumball, Fionna asks Marshall Lee to rescue the prince in her stead. BxB Yaoi rated M for later chapters and BAD PUNS!

When Aizen targets Ichigo's power he's forced to hide. Question is, what better hiding place is there than Hogwarts? Unfortunately it's not going to be easy as he deals with an old hag of a teacher, troublesome twins, and Aizen. During book five,

A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.

The future: A human clockwork machine stripped of its spirit, unexpected puppetstrings, hidden resistance, a dissociated and buried brilliance at the helm, two displaced vigilantes and, apparently, there are still Waffle Houses. D/R. Complete.

AU / Death Eaters besiege Hogwarts. A spell from Dumbledore is going astray. A cauldron explodes during potions class. And the old castle enfolds its own magic. Can some students survive the next twenty-one days? How will they deal with everything thrown their way due to "the tragedy of Hogwarts" as reporters call it? Accompany them on their struggle to stay alive ... thanks ...

A female Raito Yagami's family adopts Beyond Birthday a few years after her sister Sayu dies as an infant. But what happens when the orphan's previous 'owner' wants him back? In the end, who'll Beyond be with? The family he's come to love, or his 'owner?

Light became mute after an accident with criminals on his 15th birthday. While it opened his eyes, Shiro is out for revenge. The strange shivers concerning those heart attacks aren't helping either. Not to forget: what about Kira and L! Re updated!

SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.

After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.

Matsuda has long suspected L and Light are more intimate than meets the eye. Now, Matsuda finally has conclusive evidence to back up his theory...or does he? Aizawa and Matsuda are on a mission. Oneshot - L/Light

Ichigo finds himself losing his hold over himself at an inconvenient time and in his panic wonders what there is left to do. He doesn't anticipate being saved by unlikely means but when he thinks about it later he finds that he is glad it was Urahara.

When L goes into a complete panic about the idea he might perish, it unleashes a chain of events for L including an intimate encounter, illness and then memory loss. And then Kira is forced to come up with a non-lethal new scheme to neutralize L and save himself.

Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.

AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.

Higuchi dies, and Light doesn't regain his memories. Case closed, L offers to take Light along to investigate with him on a new case. AU after Anime episode 24. L/Light fluff within, and fun cameos from the Wammy's House crew. SEQUEL UP.

There are just those special, rediculous moments we remember together: we cherish them, nobody else cares to hear them, and yet we tell them anyway, just to please ourselves and annoy the dear listener. Random Death Note drabbles of all veriety.

Hitsugaya and Matsumoto are sent on a mission to investigate some 'strange' human activity in Hogwarts. Forced to masquerade as a second year and a teacher, they meet Harry and his gang together, try to get behind the muggle attacking monster.

What does L do instead of sleep? Watch horror movies! What scares the crap out of Light? Horror movies! Super funny- I hope! No slash. Will likely be continued. Rated T to be safe, and for future chapters.

Vlad is not an irrational man. He makes plans and he follows those plans. Unless of course, Danny Fenton is involved. Then everything is tossed into the air and outcomes never thought possible are suddenly made possible. Then follow the consequences. DxV

A single cell-phone call concerning L's other "friend" spurs a life-changing trip that Light's being dragged into. Light is ill-prepared for what lays ahead. It isn't helping that L refuses to say where they are going. LXLight

She had more than a hand missing. All of her little limbs were chopped off. Lying wherever they pleased on the ground. Her eyes gouged out and her tongue almost completely out of her mouth. The blood staining her once white teeth red. Canibalism.

Two genii are handcuffed together. But if they're so smart, why can't they realise they love each other already! Oh, it's probably because of the one too many complications. Will they ever figure out how the other feels? LxLight Cursing and future lemon.

Snape has mistakenly apparated to Japan. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE. Who is this strange muggle boy with the monster hovering over his shoulder? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE! What has our favourite professor got himslf into now, huh?

When L has Watari install a gumball machine at HQ, there are some problems. No slash, really random, really funny, and written for Loves-Chihuahuas's "I dare you to be a better author" challenge. One-shot.

Matsuda Touta tells the world the truth about Light Yagami, L and Kira. Warnings - true name spoilers, very very serious plot spoilers, not AU actually, haha, and shameless stealing the style of House of Leaves.

When L captures Light, he finds himself unwilling to relinquish his kindred spirit to the police, and instead has other plans to make Kira atone for his crimes. But the saga of Shinigami, genius intellect and old memories - BB - has only just begun.

L gives the task force a short break. Except for him and Light, of course. And that doesn't sit too well with Light. He decides he's getting a vacation whether L likes it or not, and 3 days of fighting, embarrassing situations and awkward flirting ensue.

takes place after Light has lost memory of DN. Matsuda suggests an innocent game to ease the tension of the Kira investigation,what will come of his crazy idea? rated Teen for some stuff that might happen in later chapters, just in case. better inside

Light died and went to Mu. So why is he waking up next to L? Light must find a way to right the wrongs of his past before it becomes his future - again. Problem is, he may not be the only one who remembers what's to happen. Eventual LxL

this contains BL boy love . please don't read if you don't like o///o ---l and light work a late night on the kira investigation, and light starts to realize his feelings for the detective, who really doesn't understand what's going on XD

Light is given three days in which to find a reason to remain alive. If, at the end of three days, he has failed to do so, he will die. Sometimes, it is possible to look too hard and not see what's in front of you. L/Light slash.

L doesn't know quite why Roger has kicked a young Beyond Birthday, Mello, Matt, and Near out of Wammy's, but that's the least of his concerns right now. Fact of the matter is, now they have to stay with him...and the rest of the task force. Tylenol, L?

3rd of its kind! Kyoya admits to having connections to the Kira case, but he himself might be a suspect! He also tells them of a cousin whom he thinks is evil: Light Yagami. Haruhi admires Light's smarts, but the twins and Tamaki become jealous.Justread!

A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape’s storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Entrant in the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.

During the the opening of third year, Harry Potter and Severus Snape find their assumptions challenged and their fears tested. Warnings for abuse, OOC due to Harry and Severus's shifting paradymes, and AU.

Light Yagami appears to having feelings for the world renowned detective, L. Although they are currently working alongside each other, L and Light are actually both enemies. Due to this fact, Light struggles with his feelings for L.

What really happened when Light and L were frolicking on the roof just moments before L's death? Well this is one version of what happened! Has a few swears in it, some laughs, well I thought they were funny... :D

When Light is violated in the worst possible way, he spirals into depression. He doesn't want to kill L anymore. He doesn't even care enough to be Kira, but when the Death Note goes missing, Light's the main suspect, and L's too close for comfort. LxL

L knew there was a 2nd Death Note. Higuchi died & L set a plan in motion, watching Misa, finding a way to meet Ryuk, trying to defeat Kira. Slight AU/AR; rated T for language and nudity; peripheral pairings; spoilers through end of series.

A group of highly trained criminals have just kidnapped one of the detectives working on the Kira case. L will be put to a new test as the criminals ask for Kira himself in exchange for the detectives' safe return.

Upon recovering his memories of Kira, Raito has a terrible choice to make. What he does choose throws him into a realm of insanity and suddenly it's the God of the New World that needs the rescuing--and L is the only one who can help. LxRaito REPOSTED

What really happened when Light and Matsuda left the investigation team alone? L's doctor has told Watari that he must get L to do certain things, by any means necessary. Watari takes the doctor's orders very seriously. Fluffy weirdness.

L's blood sugar is off the charts so has to abstain from it the next few weeks. Unfortunately he's not doing it willingly, sadly for him Light and the Task force have other ideas. Will L get his sugary goodness? Will he even survive a month without sugar

AU: When the seal broke, Naruto expected to be consumed by the Kyuubi, but what if the power Itachi had given Naruto ensured his safety and survival? The eighteen-year-old woke up six years in the past with a twist. KakaNaru -Yaoi-

Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.

Light's first steps on the way to Kira's New World are proving to be difficult. Because Kira may be a god, but Light Yagami... so far, he's still a human. :: Light's POV, twisted canon. Disclaimer inside.

Light and L are chained together at this part in the investigation, L is trying to discover and understand Light's past while Light is doing his upmost best to stop anyone from finding out... Contains some violence,sexual references and hinted shonnen-ai.

Kisame proves that he's more then capable of taking care of a certain weasel. This is a discipline fic, and I'm now comfortable with writing it. Contains spanking. Don't like? Don't touch. Thx and have a nice day.

Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.

Sixteen year old Danny is having trouble dealing with Christmas and a new set of ice powers this season. So when Vlad Masters is invited to the family Christmas party, things don't go quite as Danny thought they would. Yaoi

Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."

LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.

This is what happens when the Kira Taskforce is alone. It is not always pretty or nice, and people aren't who they seem... By the way, the website that our good Mogi is 'visiting' is called best porno ever dot com. PLEASE WRITE A REVIEW!

After Chichi's death, Goku finds comfort in brutal sparring with Vegeta. One night it escalates into something more, leaving them to pick up the pieces and deal with a fallout neither of them could have expected. Mpreg.

After a series of bizarre circumstances, Goku and Vegeta find themselves living together. Goku wants to be best of buds, and Vegeta…doesn't. Ghosts, love, and awkwardness galore! Goku/Vegeta yaoi. I FINISHED IT! And now...there's a sequel! :3

A strangled sob escaped Light’s lips, as he brutally grabbed the pillow under his head and flung it at the space where L should have been sitting. Slightly LxLight, Light's thoughts after Ryuzaki's death. Oneshot. Rated for light language.

“The day Light-kun doesn’t have the need to speak over one hundred thousand words is the day I will eat quietly!” This is a series of drabbles about...well, L and Light annoying each other. Crack, OOCLight, COMPLETE

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Ichigo finally loses a fight to his father. What's the penalty for losing? An embarrassing bare-bottom spanking, just like when he was a kid. Warnings for language, nudity, and sexuality. Mention of one-sided IchigoChad.

Warning: LxRaito. MPREG. Rated M for adult content, darkish themes, nudity, language and now includes death. The sole purpose of this story is to even the mpreg odds between L and Raito! Part 6 is an Author Note that'll be replace w/the real part 6 later

She had always thought herself blessed for the precious things that she had, and wondered what she had possibly done to deserve it. Or maybe she had yet to pay the price. It was raining on January 28th, and on that day, Sachiko Yagami lost everything.

L begins to notice Matsuda. Can affection grow between a genius and a guy who is not so much a genius? LxMatsuda. Fluffy. My first Death Note fic. Please be nice. Reviews always appreciated. Sequel up.

Crackfic. To utilize another person's skills of reasoning, one must create conditions in which such thought processes can occur, Light reasons. And that is how he found himself huddled in a chair, wearing L's clothing. No pairings. Oneshot.

Naruto x Harry Potter xover. team 7, Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiraiya are taken to Hogwarts. team7 is to protect Harry and gather info. but lots of other things happen too! such as Kakashi's book being read to the class and more. rated for language & stuff

a practise sparring match goes wrong against his teacher Kakashi. Naruto loses his memory from the day he graduated the academy onwards. as Naruto slowly regains his memories his friends and teachers learn things about the boy that they had never known...

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

Goku realized he wasn’t winning. Instead of slowly wearing the prince down over time, Vegeta seemed to get stronger. More intent, fiercer. The older Saiyan wasn’t reacting to the battle as he always did. Goku couldn’t slow him down. Rated for adult

L, koala-humanoid or not, would find out why the girl was laughing maniacally as she danced, clutching the mysterious package in her brother's room... what did she know about her brother, the suspect that seemed too perfect? no slash

When one gives up the Death Note, they lose more than just their memories, though Ryuk neglected to mention this... for kicks. As vile as the notebook owner became while in possession, they shall become equally as innocent. Light murdered thousands...

L, a man who is practically righteousness embodied in this world, is not one to shy from bypassing smaller regulations of law when needed. It is, as they say, 'for the greater good.' Who is to say it is unjust, or unrealistic in this situation?

Words dropped like broken whiskey bottles and cigarette burns onto his unprepared son, spitting out his lines perfectly. Drawing the scene to a close, he pushed his parental title away and shoved the cold barrel of the gun against his firstborn's forehead

He blinked hard and removed his finger—the girl did the same. He waved a shaking hand—the girl did so as well. Though tired, completely disoriented and terrified, Harry knew how mirrors worked. Logical Gender Bender and consequences. No slash, no OOC. OO

He was literally untouchable—and perhaps it was that, above all else, that made others want to touch him, get close to him, see if he would even rise an eyebrow if made to bleed. And, oh, it was so, so tempting to knock oneself off their own pedestal.

Ryuk meddled where he should not, and now anyone in the Kira investigation HQ is cursed! Cold water turns you into the opposite sex, warm turns you back. If you curse you de-age ten years, if you hear a curse, you age ten years. -On Hiatus-

How exactly do Light and L go about getting clean when they are chained together? A whole host of scenarios, multi-chapter. No slash, but very embarrassing and at times awkward! Not lewd, just funny. Everyone plays a part. Please R&R

...Of course he did not notice, seeing as he was staring down his computer screen while endeavoring to regulate his breathing between the bouts of pure, unadulterated PAIN.Good Lord, why did this have to happen now of all times! No Slash.

Matsuda refuses to be the coffee guy anymore, but there are things that need to be done that are much worse than coffee... Dear Lord, WHAT did they expect him to do? One shot. No pairings. Rated T. Beware the funny...

Light has become too angsty and short-tempered, so the team, unbeknownst to him, have come up with a disciplinary system...involving water? O.O' A funny fic for the heck of it that took on a life of it's own '

Yes, this is a 'dare' contest, with no prize except to better your creativity, to encourage more original DN stories. With a growing list of prompts/ideas inside at your disposal, will you accept the dare...? More fun than it sounds, everyone's welcome!:D

When L goes too far in his assumptions of the Kira case, Matsuda finally, and hilariously, snaps. What is releaved in his snappage? And why does Mr. Yagami now want to kill L? Funny, written for no reason. Warning inside. Enjoy, and please R&R!

L is in pain from some unkown object lodged in his mouth...Much screaming, two bloody mouths, and a good deal of laughing gas later, and the team is ready for a nervous breakdown. 2-shot. Rated T for fun and blood! Please R&R!

L is drinking something...and it's not coffee. What could it be that it makes everyone gag, and how is it that only Matsuda knows what in the world L is talking about? Funny, cute. Two endings. Mostly L, Matsuda, and Light, though others participate. R&R!

Ryuk gets fed up with Light- What does he do about it? Contains corporal punishment spanking , cats, kicking, and many other things and may cause reader to hemorrhage from their bellybutton from laughing too hard. You've been warned Multiple endings! R&R

After Light and L's epic fight, L finds that he has a nose bleed, which he creatively resolves in such a way as to give Light mental scars and Watari to give L a special talk… Rated T for mental scars. Please R&R

Jiraiha plansa terrible prank on Tsunadai, but what happens when it misses it's intended victim and lands on an innocent jonin?.... Please reveiw if you want it to continue or change. No pairings, no romance. Rated T just for Jiraiha. No cursing.