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A big hello to all you OHKOers out there, this is Pikkdogs here with a Pikk Three article for you. I am also joined by my extra-dimensionary sidekick, Pedro.

Say, Pedro, a lot of people were talking smack about you on the last article.

Yeah, one guy even shot me.

He shot you, then why aren’t you dead?

Well, weapons of this dimension can’t hurt me, the only thing from this dimension that can bring me to my knees is a Barry White song.

Well you aren’t alone there. I know a lot of you out there have been telling me to ditch my sidekick. One reason I won’t is that if something happens to Pedro the people from Pedro’s dimension will start a war and kill us all, and another reason is he’s my fucking sidekick! I don’t care what you guys think. When I get tired of him I’ll kill him. In the meantime I look forward to your emails, your sane spell checked emails. Some people may not like these weird, creepy, and psychoctic articles-