You beat me to it. I have no idea why so many people think that schizophrenia is MPD. These same clowns seem to feel that their “Person A says ‘black’ and Person B says ‘white’” jokes are sooooo clever. These people are more delusional than the psychotic people they mock.

Fuck, Lamebook keep moderating my comments. What’s the deal, we’re not allowed to use more than one swearword anymore? But that’s my whole shtick! That was the thing that was keeping everybody who hasn’t realize yet that I’m not funny!

@Noah Blank – I had to sign up on here just so I could stop and say that the DSMIV (if you don’t know what that is I will explain it: Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition) states that the mental disorder some refer to as Schizophrenia or even Multiple Personality Disorder is actually Dissociative Identity Disorder.
So when you say that “People are fucking stupid,” you are indeed correct, but only if by ‘people’ you mean yourself.

Seriously, at least you could take a few high school courses before you troll on the webs.

Why is that when a person doesn’t know some esoteric fact, they are “fucking stupid”? Unless you know everything there is to know in the universe, then I guess you’re fucking stupid, too. Not knowing the specifics of clinically defined psychological disorders doesn’t make someone an idiot. Calling them stupid is just your way of trying to feel super awesome about yourself for the fact that you happen to know one thing.

@zachking- I just made an account so I could say that the person you are calling an idiot is actually right. Quoting the DSMIV does not make you right. Schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder can both be classed as DIDs but they are NOT the same illness. Multiple personality, as it suggests, means the person exhibits as many as 100 personalities, although average is 10 and is usually the result of trauma. Schizophrenia has many symptoms including hallucinations and delusions, and is a condition you are born with, ready to present itself at any time. Perhaps if you wish to save face you may claim you thought noah blank was mixing up schizophrenia with split personality- a condition that doesn’t exist?
Please don’t tell me to take a high school course from this- I’m currently completeing my final year of medicine, my specialty being- surprise surprise- psychiatry.

Schizophrenia translates into “split mind” in English, and so many people mistake it for Multiple Personality Disorder, but they are NOT the same thing. Having multiple personas is not a symptom related to schizophrenia.

@mindfreak (and everyone else discussing this):
Dissociative identity disorder is the same thing as Multiple personality disorder, it’s just the preferred name for the disorder in psychology.
Schizophrenia isn’t a dissociative disorder.

I know you can hear me whilst lying in your bed at night touching your labia, imagining it’s my cock inside you rather than your own over pedicured fingers. One day i will come down there and fake all over you.

@39, if you think female masturbation is focused on the labia, you need a biological road map. While you’re looking up the clitoris, also check out the entry for ‘toes’, which is generally where pedicures take place.