Jeez I can't even (and don't want to) imagine what Snape would have done if the ministry hadn't caught the guy first. I'm surprised he hadn't blown up every unimportant item in his shop, a perfumed Snape would be terrifying. Great story, I had a blast reading it :)

I love this oneshot! Very nice build up though I was expecting the 'problem' to be a bit more... physical, I guess. A man smelling like Jasmine is pretty bad in of itself. Too bad Hermione didn't get to really help him.