Hello my name is Noah and I am requesting a $625 loan. My reason for this request is to fund purchases for my business, BrainPower Pharmaceuticals. These purchases consist of pharmaceutical intermediates as well as chemistry supplies (glassware, scales, etc.). The breakdown of purchasing is as follows:

From this purchase of chemicals I plan to make about $3200+ worth of product with a cost of $625, leaving a net profit of $2,575+.

I plan to repay this loan over my next few paychecks (13 to be exact) or as soon as I do $780 in sales. I will pay you $60 bi-weekly from each paycheck for a total of 13 paychecks ($780 total). This leaves you with a profit of $155, or around 25% interest. But I am not done... I also plan to give you 10% of all profits generated from sales for a period of 6 months and that amount could vary greatly (possibly in your favor or possibly not). Either way you are guaranteed repayment.

TL/DR: I need a $625 Loan for my business and I will repay $780 (or more) within 6 months + dividends for 6 months. I will negotiate terms but as of right now I have little to no collateral. No, I am not making meth or anything illegal of the sort, even though the final product contains a compound with an "-amine".