Mary-Kate Olsen Might Be Engaged to Her Creepy Boyfriend

You know, I think that sometimes we all focus way too much on the negative, and I think that the relationship between Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, is a good example of that. We always talk about how creepy he is and how uncomfortable it makes us feel to look at pictures of them together. So instead of doing that whole thing over again, why don’t we stay positive about it all? Why don’t we make this glass half full?

See, Olivier is VERY GOOD at being creepy. That is a talent that he has, and it is very impressive! He must have been at this for years, which shows a lot of dedication! And in this particular outing, he even went the extra creepy mile:

So Olivier is talented, dedicated, and hardworking! Just look at all those positive aspects of his personality! I’d even go as far as to say that very few of us are as good at anything as Olivier is at being creepy. And if that’s not a compliment, then I don’t know what is.

But here’s the real story here: Mary-Kate was photographed wearing a ring on That Finger. And it looks like an engagement ring:

There’s always the chance, of course, that Mary-Kate just put a ring on for funzies and that it doesn’t mean anything, but I could definitely see this being an engagement. I think she’d marry this dude, and I don’t think she’d make any sort of announcement about it. You can see that, right?

I never thought of this before – but Oliver and Mary Kate do have something in common. They are both SUPER CREEPY! What’s creepier to look at than pics of the Olsen twins? Looking at their sister in photos – I think, “Wow! She’s NOT creepy…weird…” Can you imagine how creepy their kid will be?