There was a mean lady down the street that yelled at everyone from her stoop eating 5 bags of oreos. Being young and stupid, we shaving cream ballooned the crap out of her house. Friend busted screen in. Lady called the cops. I RAN!! I almost outran them... but, I got caught. So I cried like a river, and I got off without any charges.

The one kid tried to pin it all on me, so I toasted his Razor scooter. The handlebars work like marshmellows you know.;)

I smoked for a week for the reason everyone does, peer pressure. I gained no pleasure from it and regret it heavily.XD