Monday, 26 May 2008

Horseplay?

So there I was taking a 40minute break from poolside living, endless banquet food and dial a drink. It was 7am in the morning, not an altogether disagreeable time for healthy pursuits. I was feeling pretty good with myself when I spied this sign.

Obviously 4/5 recommendations are pretty self explanatory for someone who has visited a place of exercise whilst staying at a hotel. But the third warning is particularly humorous. Horseplay? horseplay conjours up quite a few unsavory gym activities in my minds eye

Equine themed roleplay

Racing, betting & over the top clothing

Overenthusiastic, spastic & plastic commentated proceedings

Stirruped, spurred and cropped nonsense

Obviously one should never overestimate the the intelligence of its patrons, even when they are attempting conscience easing healthiness.

More thought provoking writing incoming. I have been waylaid by self serving indulgence....