Yes. Yes, I’d like to learn.

We operate two blogs at work, and as you can imagine, we get a fair amount of spam comments and trackbacks every day. Some of them are pretty funny.

For example, James just IM’d me the email address of a spam comment. The email address was: howtodanceongirlsbutts@mail.com.

I know I’m a hetero female, but, um, I’d like to see that lesson. Because at first I envisioned someone dancing literally on a girl’s butt. Like, some how tap dancing on a girl’s really big booty without hurting her. Then I got to thinking it might be more like sweet dance lessons from Kip Dynomite. At the club or something. Probably demonstrating some moves on LaFawnduh.