Thatcher

So Lenin and Marx are having a pint at the local when in walks Margaret Thatcher. "Didn't think you mixed with radicals and lefties" says Lenin to the former Prime Minister, "why you here?" Margaret delves into her famous handbag and pulls out a nail file. "The next commie scumbag who calls me a witch is going to cop it" Margaret cries. Lenin and Marx burst out laughing but not before she rips their shirts clean off their backs with her file. "Whoa, hey, take it easy lady!" Marx nervously replies. Thatcher next opens her handbag to reveal a compact, saying "this will finish you off." She blows face makeup into their eyes, making them stumble around like idiots."What do you think this is, the Tory party conference?" demands Lenin.Thatcher immediately looks confused and confesses "Oh, oh so sorry, gentlemen, I thought it was."