Effective immediately, DorkaMorka is no longer gaming at the Watertown Eagles location. Please don't show up there expecting to find anyone gaming. We're actively pursuing another venue, and will announce once details have solidified.

"Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, can make you live forever, if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity, because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.... makes perfect sense.