I would hit that so hard that she'd be sore enough to shun sex and would be forced to instead take up with the likes of an older gentleman, such as the type of balding, chubby schlub who might even agree to be the stepfather of the Latino child I sired within her womb.

FarkingReading:I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.

I would hit that so hard that all my mojo would spill across her abdomen, breasts, and maybe a little in her hair as she turned her head to the side. After having lost my mojo I would be diminished to a middle management schmuck at a soul sucking multi national, posting to fark out of boredom when I should be working.

H31N0US:FarkingReading: I would hit that for so long that she would become somewhat thirsty and require a Pepsi beverage afterward. She could even film that as a type of advertisement for such a product.

I would hit that so hard that all my mojo would spill across her abdomen, breasts, and maybe a little in her hair as she turned her head to the side. After having lost my mojo I would be diminished to a middle management schmuck at a soul sucking multi national, posting to fark out of boredom when I should be working.

I would think about hitting that so hard that it would make me procrastinate even longer on a project that's been taking me far too long and my boss is already starting to get annoyed with me.