What the hell is this garbage? This is not what Upton is known for. Number one, this is a ridiculously dumb photo. Nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody, has ever posed that way on a bed while they’re fully clothed. I’ll even take it a step further. Nobody in lingerie attempting to be sexy might have ever posed this way. It’s complete insanity. (SLIDESHOW: 67 Times Abigail Ratchford Was Nearly Naked)