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2- Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does utd vs city derby mean to ronaldo or sibierski

3- The GAA player who played n front of 80,000 at the weekend will be taeching your children, selling ur meat or fixing your drains on a monday morning..The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his personalised brand of leisure wear.

4- How many soccer players does it take to screw i a light bulb?..11-one to put it in an the oller 10 to surround and kiss him after he does it.

5- John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew

6- Soccer players go to the papers after a game, gaelic players go to there local pub.

7- Gaa teams are numbered from 1-15, A soccer team reads like the lottery results!

8- All soccer players wear shinpads, some hurlers were helmets

9- Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA.

10- The Gaelic is about were ur from, soccer is about who u like.

11- No segregation at GAA games!!!

12- No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the fighting Cocks of Carlow.