No new cess if people promise to hand over their entire income to us every month: Government of India

New Delhi: Government of India has finally addressed citizens’ concern over the introduction of one cess after another. In a press release, the government has promised that no new cess will be introduced if every citizen promises to hand over his entire income to the government on the 1st of every month. People of India have time till 30th of September to make this decision and they can SMS “Y” to a mobile number provided by the government to confirm that they promise to do this income transfer. In case majority of the people don’t promise to do this, there will be a new cess every day from 1st October onward.

“Make sure no money is left with any citizen”

Speaking on this news, a Finance Ministry official said ,”Look, our aim has been to simplify the taxation process as much as possible and this is the simplest way. No taxes, no cess, just hand over your entire income to us. You can do online transfer of funds to an account number that we will provide and don’t worry, unlike all the government websites, bank’s website will not crash and you will be able to give us your money easily.”

“Once you give us all your money, you will get a ticket number in return. Using that ticket number and your Aadhar card, you will be able to get flour, rice, vegetables and spices from government appointed grocery stores near your homes. All this is being done to simplify the life of an average Indian and set India on the path of triple digit growth”, the official added.

After this announcement of the government, jobless youth of the country are finally smiling since they are the only ones who don’t have to give anything to the government.