Undertaker: Chris Jericho... you know deep inside that black soul of yours that you're not the real winner of the Royal Rumble. If you think that this is over, think again Jericho. The path to your destruction has begun. Like I've said it before and I'll say it again, any obstacles that hinder me from the WWE Championship will be obliterated. I will personally see to that. Jericho, you are nothing but a whisper in the wind, your vital signs are slowly fading as I have you in my grasp.... Chris Jericho, you will Rest In Peace!!!

IC: I have nothing to be scared about. I'm going to Wrestlemania!! And I'm going to win the WWE Champpionship!!

WARRIOR: Jericho- you want to take this title off of my Warrior body? Keep dreaming. Since I have won this title, I have brought it on my spaceship and have flown to my new home base- Uranus, where I have sealed this belt with Warrior juices from this Warrior body- MY WARRIOR BODY! It too now has my powers, and together we are even more unstoppable- we are as one *Growl * Warrior OUT!

WARRIOR: Jericho- you want to take this title off of my Warrior body? Keep dreaming. Since I have won this title, I have brought it on my spaceship and have flown to my new home base- Uranus, where I have sealed this belt with Warrior juices from this Warrior body- MY WARRIOR BODY! It too now has my powers, and together we are even more unstoppable- we are as one *Growl * Warrior OUT!

IC: Well if it isn't our little space cadet alien.
But I'm sorry, I didn't quite get where you'd been taking that title. Did you say, that you'd been taking that title up your anus? Is that what you said?
You disgust me. You are nothing but a freak! I am the best in the world at what I do. I won the Royal Rumble on my return to this company, now I am going to Wrestlemania where I will take that title from you, do you understand what I'm saying to you right now? I am going to become the new WWE Champion on the grandest stage of them all!!
And there isn't a damn thing that you or anyone else here can do about it.

IC: Well if it isn't our little space cadet alien.
But I'm sorry, I didn't quite get where you'd been taking that title. Did you say, that you'd been taking that title up your anus? Is that what you said?
You disgust me. You are nothing but a freak! I am the best in the world at what I do. I won the Royal Rumble on my return to this company, now I am going to Wrestlemania where I will take that title from you, do you understand what I'm saying to you right now? I am going to become the new WWE Champion on the grandest stage of them all!!
And there isn't a damn thing that you or anyone else here can do about it.

Warrior: You are a funny man Jericho. I'll give you that. It the planet Uranus- not the anal cavity of a humanoid such as yourself. And you may be the best in the world at what you do. But I'm the best in this Universe and the other 20 Universes that are out there. BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY DESRUCTICITY!

Warrior: You are a funny man Jericho. I'll give you that. It the planet Uranus- not the anal cavity of a humanoid such as yourself. And you may be the best in the world at what you do. But I'm the best in this Universe and the other 20 Universes that are out there. BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY DESRUCTICITY!

I just better damn well get paid before the next show

IC: Can you even hear yourself talking. I'm sorry, I mean, growling?
In the same way that Raw is Jericho, the whole Universe is Jericho. I am the be all and end all of this business. I am better than you, I am better than anyone else in this company, and I'm better than anyone that's ever been in this business.

Oh, and I think the reason you haven't been paid is because you're been fired. At least that'll spare you the embarrassment of loosing to me on the grandest stage of them all.