Mario Mart

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The boxart to Mario Mart

gameplay is fun...until that squid appears! This squid is a blooper.

Mario Mart is a shopping and racing shame. The player races through many supermarkets to spend the most amount of money before exiting the store. It has many features, including one that is unlockable. The game has a story mode, where an ad came up on TV. It says whoever could buy the most useless stuff would get a 5636% discount on all items. Getting a useless item will boost the players speed, while getting a useful item will slow the player down.

As the game was famous, this game had a site, toys, artwork, and 15,000 tons of cheese. However, after fans started to dislike the game, Mario Mart's site went down, the toys exploded really loudly, the artwork was lost down the sewers, and the cheese turned into Energy Blasts. But then it became famous again and everything was turned back to normal. Not to mention a shameless knockoff Plankton Kart.

Michael Jackson - Carries a boy he is "rescuing" on his back. (Apparently, he really is rescuing the boy, but they don't want us to tell the truth... An the character is also the boy; Michael Jackson is only the vehicle... Strange.)

Angry German Kid - Smashed Keyboard - He is unlocked by beating the game 9001 times with Porky Minch, Phineas and Ferb, or Galacta Knight, and then beat him in a race. His attack is Meteors, Pianos, and Keyboards.

Ultra Magnus - Great War Truck - He is unlocked by coming in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd in Sparkling Ship with Spongebob Squarepants, Galacta Knight, Angry German Kid, or Phineas and Ferb and then beat him in a race. His main attack is Magnus Hammer. He's also Optimus Prime's brother.

Angry Video Game Nerd - Sh**load of F*** - Play through the game or complete one cup as Angry German Kid, and beat AVGN in a race. His main attack is swearing things with the bad F-bomb in it, which can stun the opponent for 5 seconds.

H - Beta Test Car - Not currently available. Was used for Beta Testing.

Gorthan, Destroyer of Light - Demon Monster - He is unlocked by beating the game with Angry German Kid, George, W Bush, Squilliam Fancyson or Para-Dice, and then beat him in a race. His attacks are Stink Pods, Knargak the Black Wingin and Demon Meteor.

Doctor Square - Dark Square - He is unlocked by beating the game with Angry Video Game Nerd, Angry German Kid, George W. Bush, Galacta Knight, Squilliam Fancyson, Para-Dice, or Gorthan, Destroyer of Light and beat Doctor Square in a race. He mainly attacks by shooting OVAH 9000 LIGHTNING BOLTS.

High Max - Mech Walker - He is unlocked by beating the game with Squilliam Fancyson, Gorthan, Destoryer of Light, Angry German Kid, Para-Dice, Doctor Square, Ultra Magnus, George W. Bush, Angry Video Game Nerd, Galacta Knight, or A Big Big Guy and beat High Max in a race. His attacks are Missiles, WTF Bombs, Oil Slick, Smoke Screen, and Shields.

Daft Punk - Unlock them by racing in your car in gold and silver, sadly you can't unlock them at the same time unlike Donald and Douglas; you unlock Daft Punk individually. You unlock Thomas Bangalter when you race in silver and end in 2nd place, and you unlock Guy Manuel de Homem-Christo when you race in gold and end in 1st place.

Modes

Grand Prix

The grand prix has only 2 modes: 150cc and Mirror Mode. Because who needs other cc's?

Battle Mode

Looks like the developers goofed up! You can only battle on certain of the same tracks you race on, so choose between popping balloons and getting useless stuff. Also coins, but don't play as Bowser! He dies in 1 hit during Balloon Battles.

Demolition Mode

Like Grand Prix, but it's mirrored. Get hit once, and you die.

Story Mode

Faster, 200cc version of 150cc Grand Prix.

Boss Mode

Fight bosses and stuff.

Boss Racers

These Racers are Bosses in Boss Mode. They can be unlocked once you beat them.

Coffee Cup

Special Cup

Last Cup

There is only one ridiculously long track on this cup where you race against all the characters you unlocked. Recommended that you do not unlock a lot of characters prior to either beating this cup or getting some actual skills like all these tracks: