Older secretary lady: Childbirth is such a magical experience, unlike anything else in the world. It's just so amazing, you wont understand until you're a mom.20-something female coworker: Um… All I asked was if I could reserve the company van!

Employee girl: Hey, can I have your pickle again today?Employee guy: I was wondering when you were going to ask for it. Where do you want it?Employee girl: Here is fine. (to receptionist) I always eat his pickle.