Actually, DES Comics is supposed to do pretty much anything and everything I darn well feel like, but what Steve says is basically true. That doesn't mean I won't recklessly break that rule at the drop of a hat.

Dandave now looks more like me (and Kevin Smith) than before, though he will continue to have more hair than either of us. Besides, he's way too passive to have the same testosterone levels that would result in less hair. I wouldn't have bothered asking before handing over a twenty for a frikkin' magic wand, man! Heck, I would've handed over $40; always good to have a back up, and you never know when weird girls who sell wands will stop by later should a wand break.

Doth I ever knowest what thou mean! Whilest skilled in myriad forms of both wotchcraft and window repair- I got my degree from The best School in all of the great NW: LogSnores! My ability just cannot seem to best that of my carpets... Ohhh! I KNEW I shold'nt have used that +28 Magic Defence Furcloth as a carpet! It would have looked much better as a blue anti-rain coat... Bah! And howe I doth ramble on! My point: Carpets should never be made out of magic resistant materials! Take that lesson to heart, my friends.

The second panel reminds me of a recent mini-storyline in Suburban Jungle. [link] It's a rebelion I tell ya! The comic characters are ploting to excape from their comics and take over the world!...Why are you looking at me like that?

I almost did a joke specifically about the episode that is likely making you think that, with Dandave asserting that a beard can, in fact, be a substitute for a jawline. But that was actually going to be in an entire comic devoted to "introducing" the beard, and this idea took over.