Kim Kardashian Dressed Like Slave Leia For Kanye

Apparently Kanye West tried to pitch a Muppet comedy show called Alligator Boots to Comedy Central and talked Kim Kardashian into appearing in the pilot wearing Princess Leia’s bikini from Return of the Jedi. And before anyone thinks this was a pimp move on his part, it was literally as easy as saying: “I’m a black guy, and there’s a camera in the room.” So basically the most natural and effortless thing anyone at Jim Henson Studios had ever seen in their lives. When reached for comment, they were quoted as saying, “God, we’re whores, such dirty, dirty whores. How can we ever look those children in the eyes again?”