Express shock and outrage that your competitors would try to compete with you. What part of "Great Pundit" did they not understand?

Pundits know politics. They do not know morality. They do not know legality. They do not know ethics, nor righteousness, nor poetry. Politics. Get it right.

What's the conventional wisdom? What's the slightly lefthanded spin on the conventional wisdom? What's the slightly righthanded spin on the conventional wisdom? Can you find the space exactly between these two mild takes on the conventional wisdom? What is that space called? The conventional wisdom! Write that. Now you're the smartest man in Washington.