"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~Jack Yelton“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” ~Spike Milligan“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” ~Kin Hubbard“Money often costs too much.” ~Ralph Waldo Emerson“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.” ~Richard Friedman"If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” ~Spencer Tracy“I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed” ~George Carlin"I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money." ~Pablo Picasso

"Money poisons you when you've got it, and starves you when you haven't."~D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley's Lover