Funny things you see on FC

Is there a thread on FC where you can talk about a funny or humorous posts that someone posted?
I always wish I could like a post or Up it because of its truth or hilarity. Do you ever just scroll through the forums and come across the most humorous or education post and wish everyone could come across as well.

first i see 4 (maybe 5) posts from a first day member (with a sig that looks like spam) time stamped 1 minute apart.
next i realize that each post is a response for the prior thread. (not the thread it is in)

i try to go back to the first one, but its gone. they're all gone. looks like the spam killing ninjas were quick on that one. Good job

first i see 4 (maybe 5) posts from a first day member (with a sig that looks like spam) time stamped 1 minute apart.
next i realize that each post is a response for the prior thread. (not the thread it is in)

i try to go back to the first one, but its gone. they're all gone. looks like the spam killing ninjas were quick on that one. Good job

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I notice that kind of stuff after I post. Spam is quite funny, I wonder what those ninjas do to those first day members.

I actually think it would be a really great idea to make a dildo-shaped vaporizer, even go as far as to have a softer latex covering on the outside and realistic look. I'm sure the homophobes would be put off by it, but the smart people would see how handy the design could be in transport. I mean put the Dildovape in a bag with some whips and handcuffs and lube, etc, and i think it could help hide it in the event of a car or luggage search. I mean what cop/TSA worker is going to want to be handling and closely examining, let alone sniffing, someones dildo. lol

I actually think it would be a really great idea to make a dildo-shaped vaporizer, even go as far as to have a softer latex covering on the outside and realistic look. I'm sure the homophobes would be put off by it, but the smart people would see how handy the design could be in transport. I mean put the Dildovape in a bag with some whips and handcuffs and lube, etc, and i think it could help hide it in the event of a car or luggage search. I mean what cop/TSA worker is going to want to be handling and closely examining, let alone sniffing, someones dildo. lol

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Makes me want a glass vaporgenie. The bat and the sherlockish pipe can both be disguised as that. I agree with stiener's post.

I have a very mild cigarette, cigar, and tobacco pipe fetish for men only.
I have never seen a man exhale herb vapor just bong and pipe hits on webcam and I was not attracted to the man who did that. I have seen men exhale from glass dicks full of crystal meth on webcam but that was not a turn on at all either.
I do not have to see or imagine a man smoking a pipe, cigar, or cigarette but I do have other very common male fetishes such as facial hair on men, body hair on men, and men's armpits that are not shaved/waxed and have a clean sweet sweat smell.
The men from Sean Cody and twink videos do not do anything for me as I prefer homomasculine, some bisexual MMF videos with masculine men and very short/boyish/thin femme women together, cop/uniform videos, and leather videos.
I do not PNP (party and play) at all even with just herb or poppers/amyl, so I've never vaped or smoked herb before or during sex. Cottonmouth would not be good for me at all and I do not like sex when I'm not sober at all.
Seeing a woman smoke cigs, cigars, or even a pipe does nothing for me but I do like denying a cigarette smoking woman her cigarettes if she smokes and is submissive or service oriented.
Does anyone here combust or puff on cigars, cigarettes, or pipes?
If there are bisexual, gay, or queer identified men who post here do you have a fetish for pipes, cigarettes, or cigars?
I used to smoke cigars as a teenager and young adult but I really don't smoke them at all anymore.
Now if I were dating a cigarman and he wanted to see me puff on a cigar some or do a scene with a cigar I'd be for that but I don't know if I'd want to smoke all of a cigar but sharing a cigar would be fine.
I used to puff on Macanudo brand and Punch brand and a few years ago I was drinking with friends just some beer and vodka and my friends were smoking cigars and I did puff on one and it was fun.
I dated a pipeman and he was nice but I never smoked his tobacco pipe and he was more into just seeing a pipe in a man's mouth when it came to his tobacco pipe fetish.
My ex smoked Marlboro reds and we incorporated his smoking fetish into a weekend long scene once along with lots of leather and consensual moderate/heavy BDSM with lots of switching since I love that.
Now I am dating another fellow bisexual man who smokes Newports and cigars but he does not have a smoking fetish at all like my ex did, and he's totally vanilla. I know he smokes on rare occasions but I am not going to smoke/vape or PNP with him even if he does turn out to be neg.

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TMI

GreenLeaf has posted a few eye-openers he told me in another thread what a 'pig hole' is....

My bisexual and gay male friends who are bottoms or versatile for vanilla sex and FF bottoms/versatile do kegels and keep it all tight even if they have a pig hole.

Now if only there was an easy way to stretch out your mouth and throat like some men can do with their hole. Sucking on silicone or latex is a major turn off.

I DO NOT PNP at all but friends of mine have told me how poppers helped them but I don't ever want to use them but if I was in a relationship with someone and he/she wanted to inhale them and insisted upon it I'd let them as long as they didn't make me sniff them.

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I've no idea what you're on about, greenleaf. Maybe I've led a sheltered life. What are 'bottoms' (the 'recipient', i guess?) or 'versatile for vanilla sex' or 'FF bottoms' or 'pig hole' ? I can guess about some men stretching out their holes, think that's all i need to know.

I tried poppers once at university, but nothing sexual, just solvent abuse. I was told at the time they were well used in the gay community. Didn't really do anything for me except make me feel ill.

I'm not going to look it all up online like I would with most queries- I've had unwanted things engraved on my mind by seeking to answer my curiosity on the internet

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Bottoms are men who are just only into being receptive.
Versatile men are men who are into giving and getting anal sex.

By vanilla sex I meant anal intercourse.

FF=fist fucking. A "pig hole" is an anus that can take a lot and we are talking large sex toys, a fist/arm or multiple fists, and large objects such as I've seen videos where someone takes a road cone.

I've never used poppers but some flakey guy who wanted to date/sleep with me was apparently into them and I was told that since they've become illegal in the U.S. and they're not Amyl anymore that who knows what is in them and the knockof brands that aren't Amyl are not good to be inhaling at all.

Thanks for clearing that all up WatTyler, more TMI is always good! I just thought the article fitting(no pun intended). And I guess "vanilla sex" for gay men would be anal, but Urban Dictionary defines it differently: vanilla sex

I think there are forums in which this discussion is more appropriate...
No, I'm not looking for them...
On the other hand, "Knowing is half the battle!!", thanks G.I. Joe!!

This post makes me laugh, especially considering it was the last post in this thread before it died...but I'm sure others feel the opposite. Seems like it's a soap opera and not vapor forum sometimes:
The Cera and the Restless
General MMJ Hospital
All My Vaporizers
As the Perc Bubbles
Vapes of our Lives
Falcon Breast (for iloveboobs)
One Life to Vape
The Vaped and the Beautiful

Once in a while, a thread reply alert pops up for me on here that gets quickly bumped to the top of my reading list. One example is "OF replied to the thread Thermovape Cera". Another fine example is "ShipDit replied to the thread The Ascent Haiku Thread"…