Remember Ken Bone and his problematic Reddit history? Or when it was discovered that the doctor who was dragged from a United flight had a murky legal past? These are classic examples of milkshake ducks.

So let's play a game. You decide what it's going to be that makes you the viral human of the day, and we'll tell you what makes you ~problematic~.

What will you go viral for?

Your mom accidentally texts you nudes and you post the screenshots.

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Your mom accidentally texts you nudes and you post the screenshots.

You streak during a college football game, and a dog bites your genitals.

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You streak during a college football game, and a dog bites your genitals.

You and your sibling happen to have the same names as Beyoncé's twins.

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You and your sibling happen to have the same names as Beyoncé's twins.

A veteran you served at Chili’s leaves you a receipt with a heartwarming message in the tip, but no tip.

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A veteran you served at Chili’s leaves you a receipt with a heartwarming message in the tip, but no tip.

Someone catches you leaving Chili’s without tipping.

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Someone catches you leaving Chili’s without tipping.

You saved several dogs during a hurricane.

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You saved several dogs during a hurricane.

Your dog saved several other dogs during a hurricane.

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Your dog saved several other dogs during a hurricane.

Trump retweets you.

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Trump retweets you.

You post a video on Instagram of two raccoons fucking on your car.

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You post a video on Instagram of two raccoons fucking on your car.

You're a handsome man who has an inspiring message about feminism for all the other men out there.

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You're a handsome man who has an inspiring message about feminism for all the other men out there.

You pooped your pants on the jumbotron at a Celtics game.

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You pooped your pants on the jumbotron at a Celtics game.

You're incredibly good looking and your grandma posted a viral Facebook status trying to get you a date.

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You're incredibly good looking and your grandma posted a viral Facebook status trying to get you a date.