Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice *****ing or *****ing or finger ***** or *****sting or *****ing or even *****. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave *****. And I’ll personally *****..

re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread(Posted by WarSlamEagle on 11/20/12 at 11:14 pm to Puck82)

Narrator: As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet. But after landing on his mother's housekeeper's head, it flew away. And into a transformer. When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen, believing this to be where Rosa lived.

I've got this Christian girlfriend now, and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son, and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and **** me and I just want to ... prove to her that I'm worth it.

re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread(Posted by OMLandshark on 11/20/12 at 11:28 pm to CoeJ)

Michael: Go ahead and tell Gob that I will be telling the cops that it was him in the truck, so he'll be joining me here in jail. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it. Lucille: ..........You'd do that to your own brother?

Jessie: There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town. Tobias: Well, that certainly leaves me out. [Everyone looks at Tobias] You said "single," right? She said "single."

Michael: Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. (Talking about the "Girls with Low Self-Esteem" tape) Is this what you want? Tobias: Oh, God, no. Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed. Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.