Has Gisele Bundchen poisoned Tom Brady, undermined Bill Belichick, and cursed the New England Patriots for the rest of eternity?

YOU DECIDE.

The reality is this: the Patriots haven't won a Super Bowl since Gisele and Tom Brady started dating in the winter of 2007.

Pre-Gisele, the Brady-led Pats won three Super Bowls and looked primed to dominate the rest of the decade.

But then Gisele happened. And now look at them: zilch in five years.

As dumb as it is, we all know that New England has a penchant for latching onto irrational curses. The poet laureate of Boston sports, Bill Simmons, even acknowledge in his podcast this week that anti-Gisele hysteria is simmering below the surface in Patriotsland.