Citizen Walken?

“Our great country is in a terrible downward spiral. We’re outsourcing jobs, bankrupting social security, and losing lives at war. We need to focus on what’s important– paying attention to our children, our citizens, our future. We need to think about improving our failing educational system, making better use of our resources, and helping to promote a stable, safe, and tolerant global society. It’s time to be smart about our politics. It’s time to get America back on track.”

This could be a hoax, but if it’s not, 2008 is going to be a heck of an election year. I wonder what his first executive order would be if he won. “More cowbell” perhaps? 😉 (HT: Small But Disorganized)