Come on, man! If there is someone out there just stabbin' dudes in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle, you gotta let us know who it is so it won't happen again!!

A 39-year-old Wichita man told police someone stabbed him in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle after an argument. A scan at the hospital showed that part of the needle had broken off in the man's scrotum. Police said the victim was uncooperative about divulging who had stabbed him.

Terrifying!

Maybe it was a domestic anger thing and he doesn't want to rat out a loved one. Who knows!

But now, that's all about to change, at least according to TMZ! That's because a week from tomorrow -- on December 17 -- Khloé and Lamar's split will be legal, final, and FULL! And that's all she wrote!

As the final divorce docs are set to be stamped by a judge on that day just over a week from right now, the final terms are pretty standard and straightforward, too: