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WONDER IF SHES GONE TO STAY

If you want to make your voice be heard regarding the unjust termination of great people such as Mike Farley, Steve Farley, Greg Farley (Steve’s clone who worked as a lunch lady), and Kelly Casaday, you now have a great means to do so. Join your fellow students in voicing their disappointment in decisions made by the AISU board of directors in a cool and productive way.

If you are neither of these, but care about Mike and Steve and Greg and Kelly a great deal, sign either one. I don’t care. No matter who you are, though please do not sign both. We want this to be as honest and legal of a process as possible, as boring as that is. If you are a student AND a parent (we won’t judge), I guess you can sign both. Otherwise, stay honest please.

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

THERE WILL BE A TOWN HALL Q&A WITH MIKE FARLEY, WHO WILL, WITH A LEGAL INFORMANT, BE ANSWERING ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU, STUDENTS, PARENTS, OR UNCONNECTED COMMUNITY MEMBERS, MAY HAVE.

IT WILL BE AT 7:00 PM MOUNTAIN TIME, THURSDAY JULY 6, AT THE MURRAY LIBRARY (166 E. 5300 S., Murray UT, 84107).

Wonder this time where she’s goneWonder if she’s gone to stayAin’t no sunshine when she’s goneAnd this house just ain’t no homeAnytime she goes away.

And I know, I know, I know, I know,I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,I know, I know, Hey, I oughtta leave young thing aloneBut ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone

Ain’t no sunshine when she’s goneOnly darkness every day.Ain’t no sunshine when she’s goneAnd this house just ain’t no homeAnytime she goes away.Anytime she goes away.Anytime she goes away.Anytime she goes away.

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