Er…I mean “disappointed” only insofar you were expecting a skirt and legs. The word “disappointed” should not be found anywhere near a picture of Bar Refaeli and now I must amends to the God of Tits and Wine for even suggesting such a thing.

Swear this chick is like the one from Seinfeld whose face changes all the time. I want to see her in person – just to know. But fuck running up and asking for an autograph or picture – I want to push a paper onto her face and rub it with a crayon. That’s as real a representation of her as you’re ever going to get.