[Laughing]
Gina Gershon: I'm telling you, this is the best vacation I ever had.
[Laughing]
Gina Gershon: So very cold. Todd. Get your hands off me!
Gina Gershon: Katie, Katie, hi. Listen, I-I-I-I-I'll do whatever you want. I-I'll talk magazines, newspapers, porn. Y-y-you wanna know the porn I read?
Gina Gershon: Levi Johnson? I fu**ed him.
[Applause]
Gina Gershon: You know, Oprah, I'm glad ya asked that. Of course Trig wasn't mine. It was Track's or Bristol's. One of em. [Laughs]
[Audience Clapping and Cheering]
Gina Gershon: [Yelling]
Gina Gershon: No, no. No pictures. [Camera Clicks] Gosh. I can't go anywhere without everyone trying to take my picture. [Camera Clicks]
Gina Gershon: Journalists should not manufacture a blood libel.
Gina Gershon: Oh, Todd. Come on, Todd. I'm not gonna hurt ya!
Gina Gershon: That serves only to incite the very violence they purport to. Purport. Poor purt. Porpoise?
Gina Gershon: Hey, Russians. Can I borrow some of your painkillers? [Laughing] I can see Russia from my vagina.
Gina Gershon: Forgive me, oh spirits of the beasts. Mother bear and sister caribou, I cry out to you in solidarity and pain.
Gina Gershon: Did I do good, dad? Did I kill it good? I love it when you love me, dad.
[Music Playing]
Gina Gershon: Every minute I stay here I get weaker. And every minute Katie Couric squats in the bush she gets stronger. [Glass Shattering] Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.
Gina Gershon: [Clears Throat] Mm. What? What do you mean there's only twenty-eight days in February?
Gina Gershon: [Laughing]