Exalt Your Adult Adolescence

Skip Oliva alerted me to this site called perpetualkid.com, a website for parents of children and grown-up children who are ageless consumers of the campaign to keep Americans dumbed down and happily engaged in bread and circuses.

2 Responses to Exalt Your Adult Adolescence

Amazing, but not surprising. My wife gets tired of me ragging on the bread and circuses crowd, who would gladly trade their freedom for a pair of Air Jordans – or monkey sock wine caddies.

Jeannie Queenie says:

December 26th, 2010 at 10:10 pm

The must see link provided above revealed a WINE SOCK MONKEY BOTTLE CADDY which I’d imagine would be welcomed by Barney boy Frank for one of his gala parties in the Back Bay where bad boys hang. But then when I opened up the site/Perpetualkid.com, I saw something even better for the Fannie Mae man. None other than these SCHWETTY BALLS GOLF BALLS.
“Any golfer knows they play better with Schwetty Balls!
Seriously, it’s worth getting a box just so a golfer can say, “I’m playing with Schwetty Balls!” Surprisingly, these golf balls perform very well and many customers use them on a regular basis. Each set of our Schwetty Balls comes in a two pack, each ball labeled “left” or “right” so you know. Everyone will want to touch, feel, or hold your Schwetty Balls once they see them.”
One thing is for sure, Barney boy need only keep the one labeled Left, for we know for sure that this sad case is not Right. My advice to Barney would be not to exalt his adolescence, but to EXIT IT ASAP. It’s bad enough that he is even in office, but it speaks even more volumes about the morons who voted for this jerk. “Frank introduced a bill into the Massachusetts General Court that would have legalized the sex-for-hire business but kept it quarantined in a red light district, which would have been moved to Boston’s Financial District’. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barney_Frank

Methinks that given Barney’s proclivities, he would make a good TSA checker….he’d have loved to check out all those left and right Schwetty Balls going through the line.