Milton Bradley's wife filed charges against him for domestic abuse, he could face up to 13 years in prison....I guess some things never change.

The charges break down like this: 4 counts of spousal battery, 4 counts of criminal threats, 2 counts of assault with a deadly weapon, 2 counts of vandalism and 1 count of dissuading a witness from making a report.

As TMZ first reported, Milton's wife Monique filed a domestic violence report with the LAPD back in November 2012 ... claiming he tried to choke her, with two hands, when she asked him to stop smoking marijuana in front of their kids.

Bradley was arrested in August 2011 for allegedly attacking Monique with a bat, and in March 2012 he allegedly threatened her with a knife and said, "You’ll be dead b-tch before you divorce me.

"I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card, I gonna carve him up real nice."

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."

Wait, you're telling me that a nice, grounded, cool-headed kid like Milton Bradely - who has absolutely zero reputation for doing losing his cool (and it certainly wouldn't have been caught on tape in the middle of a baseball game) - would fly off the handle like that?

As an LA resident who has had to deal with a neighbor's repeated domestic violence situation let me make something very clear: jack shit is about to happen to Milton Bradley. I'd be shocked if he even does 3 days in jail. LAPD don't give a flying fuck if you beat or threaten your girl.

If were doing a jail pool, I'll take Iverson, and the late 90's Jailblazers including the nannystopper Ruben Patterson, Rasheed Wallace, Zack Randolph.

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