Hudson’s 2010 letter to Santa

Santa, what Huether really needs will cost at least $150 million less than what he’s been asking from you. You see, he really has a problem keeping his arms under control when he speaks, and a quick search on google shows that for less than $50 you can provide him with a straitjacket. Please provide this for him, as his arms are a safety issue for not only himself but anybody within five feet of him.