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Wednesday, August 29, 2018

I've combined “Jinkie Jenkins,
Interstellar Sex Reporter – Assignment: Durango 3” and “Jinkie
Jenkins on Sexquest Station” and “Attack of the 100 Foot Virgin”
into a single tremendous volume, “The Adventures of Jinkie
Jenkins.” It's 108,000 words long, and while some people would say
it won't make you richer, thinner and smarter, there's no
scientific evidence that it WON'T. And that means it WILL make you
richer, thinner and smarter, by Occam's Shaving Brush.

Jinkie Jenkins is the story of a
virginal young wannabe investigative reporter who is hired by the
Interstellar Inquirer and put on the interstellar sex beat by her
shady editor. She wants to cover the kidnapping of Alderan, an entire
planet, supposedly done by the Borkistani pirates. Instead of
tracking down the pirates, she finds herself encountering rump plug
plopping contests, herds of wild ponygirls, sex slave training pens,
and hucow stampedes, and she buys a sex slave on the cheap and
becomes a 100-foot naked virgin giantess. That's the sex beat for ya.

(Yes, hucow stampedes! You know how
many other stories have hucow stampedes? None of them! THAT'S how
original this story is!)

Seriously, “The Adventures of Jinkie
Jenkins” is seriously funny science fiction, and it's sexy as hell,
too. How funny and sexy? Well, suppose you time traveled into the
present and met a woman with the sexiness and looks of Estella
Warren, and the funny of Tina Fey. You'd have to marry her, right?
Well, that would be Iliza Schlesinger! Or if you're a woman, suppose
you met a man as handsome as Ryan Reynolds and as funny as Stephen
Colbert. That would be … Ryan Reynolds!

So go out and marry Iliza Schesinger
and Ryan Reynolds, they're already married to other people in THIS
timeline, but hey, this is science fiction and alternate timelines,
right? And in the MEANTIME, buy this book! It's just like having
Iliza Shlesinger for your wife, or Ryan Reynolds for your husband, if
they were into sex slave fantasie -- but in book form. And this book
is a LOT easier to get than Iliza Shlesinger or Ryan Reynolds. (I'm
not saying they like to play hard to get, mind you, it's just that
this book is REALLY EASY to get, I mean, totally slut-level easy,
especially if you have Kindle Unlimited.)

By the way, this book is banned on the
planet Alderan. And they've got their reasons. No need to go into
that here. Read the book and find out why!

Wednesday, August 1, 2018

Fans asked me to finish the Love Slave
Robot Wars series, and, damn … fans! I had no idea! Erotica writers
are generally hard up for fans because you know, that would be
admitting that they read erotica. They don't even want to acknowledge
that they read erotica anonymously!

So, fan mail for an erotica writer is …
wow. So, yeah, I wrote a 30,000 word novella to finish that series,
and to finish it up in style. It's about a kinky woman who finds
herself competing with an android designed for sex, far in advance of
what we have now. It's an android that looks as beautiful as any
movie star, that moves beautifully, that can talk and walk and crawl
like a cat in heat, has a prehensile tongue, and is self-cleaning!

I decided to dive right into the heart
of the story, directly attacking the issues of what it means to be
human, and what it means to be sentient. And I found plenty of ways
to look at these issues from the viewpoint of sexuality, both human
and inhuman.

I also had some fun with the parallels
between collaring and marrying. In a sex-positive, sexually open
society, collaring might be seen as a prelude to marriage.

I had a lot of fun writing this story.
I hope you have fun reading it. Here's the blurb!

Jetta was a product of
advanced AI tech, a love machine designed to sexually please her
owners in any way they desired. Jetta was gorgeous, had no
inhibitions, had skin that felt human, was always lightly perfumed,
and had some transhuman attributes like a prehensile tongue. Jetta
was what she had been designed to be -- every man's dream of sexual
desire made flesh. Plus, she was self-cleaning!

And she was the property of
Dan, the man whom Anna would like to be the property of with every
bit of her kinky little heart. Surely Anna's wit, humanity and desire
to serve Dan in ways that exactly matched HIS kinky little heart
would give Anna an advantage, wouldn't it? Anna knew how much they
had once meant to one another, before Dan had been emotionally
wounded by a bad breakup and was suspicious of human women.

In the third and final book
of the Love Slave Robot Wars, we dive deep into what it means to be
alive, what it means to be human, and how a machine might experiences
love and sex, and sexual bondage. This sexual threesome explores the
very limits of humanity and sexuality.

Who
will win the Love Slave Robot Wars? You will, gentle readers.

This novella is just over
32,000 words long and is part of the Basic Income world.