a house on the complete downfall. Originally had kick ass kids who knew how to party like James, Sirius, and Remus..but now are inhabited as such pussies as Ron and Hermione. Fred and George were their only hope with their childish menial gags and jokes, but look at that, they up and left. Gryffindor sucks, and if Harry wasn't such a crybaby bitch he could be living it up in Slytherin right now.

Rowling makes Gryffindor win all the time because she doesn't want to make pussy children upset that only the strongest survive.

2.) In fanon it is someone who is mischievous, impulsive, and selfless as well.

3.) Brave.

1.) Harry was sorted into Gryffindor because he was brave.
2.) Harry: I was trying to help.
Draco: You didn't consider the consequences and now you're ruined everything! Stupid Gryffindor!
3.) Aw, you were a real Gryffindor when you got your needle, Jim-Bob.

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The rich white kids stay at this house at Hogwarts. They are the jokes and cool people. They kick ass in quidditch. They have bindge drinking games and wild toga parties at night. Harry Potter goes there. Also see Animal House