Episode Summary: Leslie has to go to the fourth floor to file papers and sees Tom and Wendy getting a divorce. She rallies the gang to cheer him up—"Tom always seems like Mr. Slickster cool guy, but he is actually hiding his emotions under a very thick layer of A body spray"— and the office ends up at a theme restaurant and then a strip club called "The Glitter Factory".

The fourth floor features: The DMV, divorce filings, probation offices, a flock of winos, a clean urine dealer and a popcorn machine that caused a bunch of people to have throats replaced.

Surest sign that Simpson’s golden era genius Mike Scully is now working on the show: The theme restaurant is called "The Jurassic Fork".

Ron Swansonism we will be repeating all week: "Strippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, self-possessed woman at the top of their fields. Your Stefi Grafs. Your Sheryl Swoopses… but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime… anyplace."

Quote of the night: "For legal reasons, we’re not allowed to make puns about the temperature of the meat anymore."

The Office

** This Week:** 1

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Episode Summary: Using baby talk and the line "Dr. Tuna, MD, I have some terrible news", Andy convinces Jim to start an Employee of the Month Club. We learn that Michael Scott promised to pay the college tuition for a bunch of inner city tots who are now ready to cash in. Dwight frames Jim. Michael is forced to admit he doesn’t have the money. We consider throwing ourselves out the window and/or opening a vein.

Is this the bleakest "comedy" on TV right now? Yes.

**Is that a problem? **Depends on who you are. Some people love it’s return to Gervasian form. We tend to agree with our extremely smart friends over at The Awl.

Episode Summary: Liz takes time off to shoot Dealbreakers and slowly goes insane. (Yes, they’re still sticking with this plot. And no, it’s not funny.) Frank takes over the office in Liz’s absence, slowly turning into her doppelganger. Dr. Spaceman—our favorite tertiary character—learns that the_ New England Journal of Medicine_ does not publish X-Rated cartoons. But the real stroke of genius? Tracy deciding to "go for the EGOT". (Winning an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony, "a good goal for a talented crazy person!")

Does that mean this was the Tracy Morgan episode we’ve been waiting for? Thank God, yes. Playing Marco Polo with a sword. Naming his not yet born daughter "Chewbackquena Jordan". The line "Having a daughter is like going to the NBA All Star Game Liz Lemon. It changes you." It was all there tonight.

Is this the meanest show to actresses ever? No doubt. Nothing on national television has ever been this relentlessly cruel about their vanities, their screwed up histories, and the fact that they are all fucking insane. We’re guessing there’s a support group for former female SNL stars who worked under Tina Fey.

Cutting coastal liberal elite in-joke that we will be repeating all week:

Jenna: "You have to lie to her! Coddle her! Protect her from the world!"

Jack: "I get it! Treat her like the _New York Times _treats their readers!"

Line of the night: From Tracy, naturally. "Recently I have learned that I have a hole in my heart. And not the one I got from eating batteries."

Community

This Week: 4

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Episode Summary: Annie and the Dean plan an STD awareness fair, and it comes out she has never actually seen male genitalia. Jeff starts worrying that he’s lost his mojo with the ladies—and learns an important lesson about treating the fairer sex as real people. Troy figures out that Abed is a better athlete (huh?) and stages a series of competitions to try and find something he can beat him in.

That Troy/Abed comedic pairing: We know there are people out there who think it is hilarious, but we’re going on record: It’s not as funny as the show thinks it is.

Also, while we’re on the subject: We really don’t believe Annie has never seen a penis.

That said: "I don’t see what all the fuss is about! Giant thumb in a turtleneck! Whoop-de-do!" was damned funny.

Patton Oswalt Watch: He’s been missing for two episodes and counting. Call us crazy, but this is like buying a Jaguar and deciding to drive to work in the 1989 Chevy Impala with stolen rims and a broken tape deck.

Line of the night: Abed, on arm wrestling: "Ooh! Like Stallone in Over The Top, but I’m not sure of all the rules. Don’t I need a semi truck and a 10 year old boy?"