There’s a lingerie MMA league, called the Lingerie Fighting Championships. It tosses out all the tasty parts of pro wrestling, MMA, reality TV, and sex, blending behind nothing but a bland, pointless glop that gives the viewer shockingly littl…

Have you ever been to a renaissance fair? It’s what people who can’t commit to the $15 a month for World of Warcraft do for fun and it’s a fun lesson in history, minus all the poor dental hygiene and plague and actual…

Everyone loves Elvis, because even if a promising young musician starts shotgunning bacon and painkillers like it’s going out of style, it doesn’t change the fact that his music was pretty epic, as was his penchant for rhinestone…

First of all, I’m sorry I forgot to take your pants out of the laundry before I put them in the dryer. It seems like a simple mistake to me, but you seem to disagree. Never mind the fact that I remembered to take out all your bras, tee-shirts…

That there is Sheyla Hershey, who was trying to get the world’s largest breasts. Unfortunately for her, she hit a little roadblock on her journey to get them, in the form of a series of terrible infections she picked up in South …

Around the world there are probably hundreds of different brands of toilet paper and most of us only stop to think about toilet paper those 8 times a day when we’re sitting on the can and we need it. When you’re out of it, it’s a…

If nothing else, Holy Taco is about getting laid. We’re obligated to begin this article with that sentence even though it’s totally untrue. There are people who work here who haven’t even heard of sex before. If that’s no…

Because Holy Taco is about self improvement, probably, it stands to reason we should have an advice column that helps you be all the you you can be before some other shmuck steps in and tries to out you you. Man, that’d suck. And what …

Terror alerts have fallen by the wayside in recent years as we’ve proved ourselves to be safe from everything. But man, they were a real comedy chestnut a few years ago, so why not dust them off again?

Holy Taco’s managing editor and columnist Ian Fortey used to write for 86% of all sites on the internet. Then he found Holy Taco and it really turned him on. Then he wrote this, his first weekly column on the site. Exciting,…