Take that, Brooklyn comic book store elitists! This guy, Chad Roberts, clearly has more commitment to both the mighty 'stache and to Spider-Man than you do. Scoff all you want, but Roberts' carefully sculpted hair homage to self-made superhero Peter Parker is just, well, super.

This isn't the first time Roberts has made headlines for his follicular foibles: A pic he snapped of his X-Wing themed beard also went viral. He's no 'stache savant, either. The guy has beardy credentials up the wazoo as founder and "el capitan" of the RVA (Richmond, Virginia) Beard League.

We have one thing to say to Mr. Roberts: With great power comes great responsibility. And, apparently, great facial hair.