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Kaye: I never did Whipits but I can tell you that Whipits would not be my drug of choice. I would probably choose cocaine. Seems the most respectable of all the drugs.Me: Agreed. Meth is too white trash and destructive. Heroin is too involved. You need spoons. Cotton balls. Needles. Basically, you need a kit to get high.Kaye: I don’t want a kit. That’s for a professional junkie. I want to get high quickly.Me: Yep. All I want a is a dollar bill and a mirror. Or a hooker’s ass.Kaye: Nice.Me: Whores and strippers go better with coke, anyway.Kaye: Totally.Me: I like a drug I can do in the guise of taking a piss, too. “I have to take a piss”. Go into the bathroom. Take a snort. Flush the toilet. Bam! Go back out and party.Kaye: Ha!Me: Heroin is all about the setup. You need some time. An abandoned stairwell. Or a urine soaked mattress in a vacant lot somewhere.Kaye: You have really thought about this.Me: It’s what I do.

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