I spoke with Thorpe over Twitter DM to see if he was up for an Arrtic adventure (see what I did there? Arrtic? lmao, right?). Thrope revealed that details of a free trip to Alaska with Pitbull haven’t been finalized, but he’s been exchanging emails with Walmart and contest co-sponsor Energy Sheets. Says Thorpe, “I’ve always wanted to go to Alaska. I’m glad I’l get to do it under the strangest imaginable circumstances.”

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess Pitbull doesn’t have a lot of self-awareness, so I really hope they have a film crew there to film his reaction to the fact that no one that shops at the Kodiak, Alaska Wal-Mart has any f*cking idea who he is.