Big Alan couldn't have summed up the situation between Michael and Stella any better in this week's episode of the Sky 1 comedy.

Things are looking serious in Pontyberry as Ruth Jones' titular character has been giving the lawyer the cold shoulder treatment for a couple of days, Stella is ready to thaw and make amends - after all, a drunken kiss is just that, a drunken kiss. Right?

Little does she know that Michael also got to know Beyonce between the sheets…

Stella (Ruth Jones) gives Beyonce what for

Putting the past behind them, the pair put on a good show at the Battle of Pontyberry (props to the historical society), only for a busty wench to ruin everything.

Luke's gambling problem looks set to spiral, too, when he accepts no-strings cash from a stranger.

Michael's better off wearing armour in Pontyberry after what he's done

It's not all doom and gloom, thanks to Dai Davies, who has decided to run for local council, and his spin doctor Aunty Brenda - who's giving the Chelsea Flower Show a run for its money with her amazing floral blouses.

The gang also go for a night out following the Battle of Pontyberry - but is a night of clubbing really what Stella needs?