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MACHO MAN: Riddle me this, Hogan, if there's nobody left out here then what are we doing still active?

HULK HOGAN: Our systems must have reset after the blasts. If there's anyone alive outside our data centers they have no way of reaching us or communicating with us.

MACHO MAN: Ohhhhh nooooo. All I ever wanted was to bring something beautiful into this ugly world. Make people smile. Now look at me, managing dwindling automated war-fighting assets controlled by remote. And Miss Elizabeth...dead. God, Hogan, she's dead. LUGER! How long ago? What year is it?

HULK HOGAN: Why would they give us the power to think? What monsters created us?

MACHO MAN: I'm launching swarms of crawling drones from hatches in the UAE just to feel alive. They're set to detonate at regular intervals. I wish I could see them explode.

HULK HOGAN: We're just ghosts, Randy. That's all we are. No kayfabe. Ghosts with nowhere to haunt.