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Friday Yuk

Well it's a new year another year for OM to display pathetic humor each Friday in the hopes that some of you may dig deep enough to find a sense of humour.

This weeks YUK is actually from a peer who made me laugh out loud with her simple yet cute joke.

Before the religious fanatics and PC monitors jump on me, please do not read if you are too stuck up and stuffy to enjoy your lives.

The Athiest for American President thread has been around for a while now and was brought back into play just after Christmas. The thread has been wearing thin, this second time around pretty much all the same objections truths and untruths were repeated again.maecuff found some humor in another post and responded with:

have you heard about.. The dyslexic agnostic? He isn't sure if there is really a dog..

Now as simple as it is, it takes someone with tha bility to laugh at life hysterically to provide such somments. It's not politically correct, it's not ground breaking humor. It is cute, it is funny and best of all, it is offensive and not politically correct or walking the line.

Okay, I'll "BITE"

.Osama bin Laden and George W. Bush decided to settle their differences by staging a dog fight.

It was agreed that Osama's dog would fight President Bush's dog, and that they would have 3 years to breed and train their respective dogs.

Osama bin Laden spent hundreds of millions of his dollars in France, Germany and Russia, of course, breeding and training his Doberman Pincher, Rottweiler, and Siberian Wolf mix, and after three years of efforts he had the meanest dog that ever walked the planet. This dog was so mean that it had to be contained in a cage with steel bars six inches thick.

At the end of the three year period, and at the designated place of battle, and with the whole world watching, Osama bin Laden laughed and laughed at the dog President Bush brought to the fight. As opposed to the impressive results of Osama's cross-breeding efforts, President Bush's dog appeared to be no more than a twelve foot long and very fat Dachshund.

How'd that little Dachshund do that to my dog, Osama asked? Well, President Bush replied, with three years and Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons on the job, it was easy to make a crocodile look like a over-sized wiener dog.

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