Triumph the Insult Comic Dog has returned to the political arena, and there's plenty for him to poop on. Take Ted Cruz's merchandise game, for example. Sure, he's got this "Cruz Game-On Bundle," featuring a foam finger and a football, but what if he went the extra mile? What if his foam finger had some extra conservative stones?

Triumph's got the answer. He showed up at a Cruz rally in Iowa today to sell (parody) merch, including these bad-to-the-bone "#2nd Amendment" assault rifle foam fingers and "I Support a Woman's Right to Cruz!" shirts. He even showed off his own Cruz 2016 campaign bus, a trollmobile that couldn't have been complete without a photo of his cigar-smoking mug on the side. This is how you do it in the big leagues.

It's great to see Triumph stick his nose in politics again. It seems like a lifetime ago that he was ruining Sean Hannity's shot at the final debate in 2012:

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