Gamescom: These New Downpour Screens Are Nice & Moist

These screensthots came to me in a dream. I was in a cave, wearing nothing but a pair of leather chaps and some Gucci sunglasses. Standing in front of me was Pyramid Head, and this is what he said, “My dear Adam, your butt looks mighty fine in those leather chaps, but alas, I fear my time is running out. I’ve come to you to deliver a fresh batch of screenshots that you must deliver to your legions of fans. Sadly, I will not be appearing in the next Silent Hill game, because I have prior engagements. You understand, don’t you?” Too which I replied, “Yes, my dear Pyramid Head, and might I say your ass looks delicious in that kilt made from human skin.” Then we laughed heartily and I woke up.

So here I am, delivering these new screenshots to you, my legions of fans. I hope you enjoy them, I know I sure did. Oh, and Downpour releases on the PS3 and Xbox 360 on October 25. Pyramid Head wanted me to say that too.