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Without a doubt, the big winner of the 2016 Democratic National convention is the person who painted a new face onto Chelsea. It has become clear why CC’s personal wealth recently skyrocketed (somehow) to $15 million. That much face paint don’t come cheap.

Cast & Credits: starring Hillary! Clinton as herself, Debbie Wasserman Schlitz as The Ghost of Flat Irons Past and extra special guest star Poor Chelsea as Yesterday’s News Adapted from the original screenplay by ABC News in which Ivanka Trump displays Ivanka Trump’s address at the Republican National Convention Thursday was supposed to fire up Republicans,…

to hear Melania speak to watch social media explode with comparisons to overhyped hideola that is the current first lady to countdown how long it takes Cankles to get airtime at the front of a human bridge blockade in Baltimore to listen for the Charles In Charge theme song being played when Scot Baio takes…

Cast & Credits: starring Hillary! Clinton as An Innocent Meemah and special guest star Lowrenta Lynch as herself Adapted from the original screenplay by Newsmax in which Hillary! mulls over the proper positioning for the dedicated law-upholder, Attorney General Lynch. Attorney General, Supreme Court Jurist – what does it even matter? the recent controversy over the revelation of a secret meeting…

,, Cast & Credits: starring Hillary! Clinton as A Woman and special guest star Uncle Joe Moving Kinda Slow Biden as himself Adapted from the original screenplay by White House Dossier in which America’s Vice President gets around to straightening us all out on what was the current topic of conversation last week. Biden: If a Woman Strips Naked…