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2/10/2012 @ 1:06PM287,774 views

Kim Jong-Un Dead? That's The Rumor

On Friday, Twitter exploded with unsubstantiated rumors that the new North Korean dictator died in Beijing today and that a coup was underway in North Korea. So far there is no indication at all that these rumors are true. The rumors originated on China’s twitter-like platform Weibo (fyi: here’s the fascinating Google translated page of original Weibo posts), and quickly got picked up by Gawker.com and retweeted in the U.S.

As the story goes, a couple assassins barged into Kim’s room in Beijing and shot him, before being shot and killed themselves by bodyguards. Twitter user @ChristianJMay posted that the rumor is “based on news that a host of blacked out cars have descended upon embassy in Beijing, where he was visiting.” Nevermind that as far as anyone can tell, Kim wasn’t even in Beijing.

What’s interesting is how in this era of social media, the rumors have taken on a life of their own. A post this afternoon on the fake twitter account @BBCLiveNews got retweeted broadly. It stated: “Confirmed breaking news. North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un assassinated. Updates to follow.”

Late Friday afternoon, Gawker.com, in an update post, appeared to have solved the mystery of the activity at the embassy:

It may have been part of an extended birthday celebration for the late Kim Jong-il, whose 70th birthday will be lavishly celebrated by North Korea on February 16th. In a Weibo post on the rumors about the activity at the embassy, the Chinese news agency Phoenix pointed out that a “Conference of Remembering the 70th Anniversary of Kim Jong Il’s Birthday” was scheduled to have begun on February 8th in Beijing. Trips and tours have been planned to China and North Korea by travelers from all over the world to mark the anniversary.

However, Phoenix adds: “So far there is no way to confirm if the actions of the North Korean Embassy today were related to the celebrations of Kim Jong Il’s 70th birthday.”

Later, Friday night, ABC news cited U.S. government sources who reportedly said: “Our experts are monitoring the situation and we see no abnormal activity on the [Korean] peninsula and nothing that credits that tweet as accurate.”

I think it has something to do with the flamboyant, self-caricaturizing craziness of Kim’s father Kim Jong-il (see “Team America: World Police,” by the makers of South Park), but the denizens of the Interwebs took glee in joking about the possible death of the new young dictator.

Twitter user @Rocco_Castoro posted this morning: “This just in: Kim Jong-un’s cause of death was being force-fed hotdogs and having a basketball bounced off his head repeatedly for 20 hours.”

Kim Jong-Un’s name is fertile fodder, as@AngryMnkyFight demonstrates: “Kim Jong Un dead or Kim Jong Undead. Remember kids, spacing is the difference between assassinations and zombies.” So’s the leader’s weight, as comedian Chris Jenkins shows us: “Due to mistranslation, there are rumors that Kim Jong Un was assassinated in China. What it actually said was that he assassinated a buffet.”

We’ll find out soon enough if Little Kim has followed his father Kim Jong-Il into the hereafter. If he is alive and well, this day of rumors will mark the real beginning of his rule. Kim was expected, after his father’s death on Dec. 17, to abide by a 100-day mourning period, like his father did upon the death of Kim Il-Sung in 1994. Yet an article in the Korea JoongAng Daily this week (from before the rumors) notes that Kim has already come out of mourning, and has been seen traveling North Korea, visiting tourist traps like “the Seoul Ryu Kyong-su 105 Guards Tank Division of the Korean People’s Army in Pyongyang.”

The article includes this heart-melting passage:

Kim Jong-un is already showing a different public personality than that of his father. While Kim Jong-il maintained a distance from the public, wearing sunglasses and rarely having physical contact with the public, the young successor doesn’t hesitate to act friendly and intimately with the people. That is the kind of behavior associated with his grandfather, Kim Il Sung. In a documentary aired recently by the North’s Korean Central Television, Kim Jong-un’s broad smiles and bold gestures were shown. He whispered in the ears of other soldiers and held the hand of a wife of a military leader. During a visit to an Air Force unit on Jan. 20, he hugged soldiers. When he visited Mangyongdae Revolutionary School on Jan. 25, Kim touched the faces of students and tasted soy sauce.

Soy sauce! Who doesn’t like soy sauce? Still, I would have advised him to tuck into a big bowl of kim-chi, the spicy pickled cabbage that is Korea’s equivalent of apple pie with ice cream.

(Note in response to sensitive commenters below: my point is that soy sauce is … meh. Whereas kim-chi is awesome. If I’m the dictator of North Korea and I get to choose my photo-ops, I’m going to go to the kim-chi factory instead of the soy sauce factory.)

He’s friendly; he hugs soldiers; maybe this Kim is not so bad after all. He’s even said to love the iPad 2 and is set to allow Egyptian mobile operator Orascom Telecom to set up internet connections in North Korea.

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This is simply unsubstantiated, base peddling in knowing gossip void of any substance and designed to lure page views. Forbes ought to be ashamed of themselves. And the editor and reporter should be fired. It is rife with racist and inaccurate content unworthy of serious journalism

Are we that shallow over RHETORIC???? WHERE in this article do you see disparaging??? OPINIONS,RUMORS, you voice your opinion and are you thrown under the bus?? Ever hear this statement:”STICKS and STONES may break my bones BUT WORDS will NEVER HURT ME…He said, then he said, then he said,,, ENOUGH is ENOUGH, your sounding like a 12 year brat throwing a tantrum..This is reality NOT PLAY SCHOOL….

ok, we’re all familiar with the phrase “as american as apple pie.” if you really believe that “as korean as kim-chi” is not a viable analog, then please tell me what food is more central to korean cuisine.

Do any one of you know the MEANING OF OPINION: if not ,, DING DONG scholl in session: OPINION,,, a view, judgment, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter b : approval, esteem 2a : belief stronger than impression and less strong than positive knowledge b : a generally held view . Unless your GOD, the your comment deserves MERIT, but your not!!! AGAIN :”IF you dont like whats written DONT READ IT, What i find offensive those who can not make a statement without using Gutter SLANG,which only proves one thing, a MORON in the WOOD PILE…

Didn’t you know, Chris, that it’s only ok to talk about Americans in a way that would be found racist to other countries?

As far as I’m concerned, the only comment that could even be *mistaken* for racism is the kimchi comment, but I don’t think it is. Granted I’m not Korean, but from what my Korean buddies tell me, that is what they eat most with meals.

The way I see it, when someone claims racism or hate but has nothing to back themselves up (in other words everything natethayer said) they are blowing smoke out of their bums.

natethayer maybe we should have a kimchi hate crime. Lighten up. Kimchi is a funny food word easily used in jokes like “salami” or ” baloney,” or “ banana.” The whole world isn’t a racist tar pit, except to humorless liberals.

lol. Flailing around, demanding people point out exactly how this article is racist compared to Reuters, and disparaging them for not getting your weak joke? And then having to put a snotty disclaimer in the article so more people don’t complain about your writing being racist because you can’t accept responsibility, handle the backlash, or god forbid, apologize for offending some people and explain what you were trying to say? That’s classy.

You stay classy, Helman. What a fine, upstanding example of a journalist with integrity you are.