Eight Cities with the Ugliest Guys

Do you live in one of these dogtowns?

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No. 3: Miami, Fla. You're thinking, "Seriously? Miami?" And we're saying: yup. If for no other reason than a whopping 21 percent of men 25 and up didn't make it past 9th grade, the highest rate in the cities we studied. Oh, and did we mention gnarly teeth? And believe it or not, more than 27 percent of Miamians don't exercise regularly. Sure, they're not the fattest or unhealthiest in the country, but given the year-round gorgeous weather and huge number of gyms, you'd think these guys would be a little less ... lazy.

Totalbeauty.com put El Paso at the top of their list back in 2009 as well; Boring! Try some different cities, mix it up a bit. Check out Las Cruces New Mexico, where I live; El Paso can't hold a candle to these guys! It's like they are all from the same branch, of the ugly tree!

I lived in El Paso all my life and remember when the city actually had more attractive people. My only conclusion: Immigration of indigenous Mexicans from Southern Mexico. They are shorter and have a slightly prehistoric bone structure. With years of peasantry new immigrants overindulge here in America and pack on pounds on their already small frames. Pudgy fingers, big faces, waists etc. The taller fairer skinned Euro Mexicans of Northern Mexico no longer immigrate to El Paso like back then. Many Anglos have long deserted the city as well. No diversity here. It's harder to find pretty, handsome and especially thinner people here. Long gone are the days when El Paso actually did have some of the most attractive people in the nation.