As you might expect, the Twitter movie trailer created by Next New Network’sBarely Digital group, explores the founding of everyones’ favorite 140-character social network. It opens with tweets such as “My hair is sad today”, “My computer is being a fart butt right now” and “Just left my wife and kids. W00T!” Then we get into the backstory. “I need to create a way to blog that is as random and incoherent as writing on a bathroom wall.”

Other choice lines:

“The Fail Whale is showing up! — No, what is the Fail Whale? Why do you always go limp when we have fights.”

“If you put a ‘tw’ in front of any word it makes it infinitely cooler. Check this out: hey, can I get a twhiskey?”

“If Twitter is as useless and as boring as they say it is, then somebody would have tweeted it.”