Scottish Advice Column Couldn't Be More Transparent

If you've been following the news OR watching political tirades from Groundskeeper Willie, then you know that Scotland is voting this week on whether to remain part of Great Britain or become an independent country.

If you were to ask Scotland's First Minister, Alex Samond, about the issue he wouldn't hesitate to give you his opinion. In fact, it really has no bearing what you ask him, the answer is going to be "Vote Yes." This is the best trolling of an advice column since that time Dear Abby told a terminally ill reader to start cooking meth.