“So we rewrote some ancient science history and old science books that are now all online.”
“So?”

“We changed them all to say that the ground is round.”

“You mean, like a ball, Richard?”

“Right, Dusty.”

“Well, Richard, aren’t your humans smart enough to figure out that they would fall off of a ball?”

“We took care of that by pretending some guy found an invisible force a long time ago that pulls everyone toward the ball center. That’s what the internet and all the scanned and reprinted books say now.”

“So, you’ve tricked your humans into thinkin’ they live on the surface of this giant ball. Right, Richard?”

“Yes.”

“So they won’t try to leave.”

“Yes.”

“You’re jokin’. Right, Richard?”

Richard looked back at Dusty with a serious expression and swiveled his head left and right slightly.