Webserver Admin Type Urgently Needed

I will pay many of your American dollars to anybody who can make the EN World server go zoom zoom speedy fast fast. We're probably talking sitting down for several hours and remotely giving it a full 'service'. We have a heavily customized vBulletin so we're talking databases and webservers and apaches and PHPs and MySQLs and other things of that ilk.

This needs to happen ASAP, and I'll happily hand over a couple of hundred dollars to anybody who can make this happen quickly. Please drop me a line at morrus@hotmail.com.