Hey Guys! I use fanfiction a load and couldn't be bothered to write a new profile so sorry if some bits don't make sense, but the following profile is just copied and pasted. :) Enjoy!

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Well, Aloha, to my fellow fanfiction reader and writers! :)

So I'm called FizzBongs. Yup! That's my real name; my parents are a little insane, but I've made the most of what I was given. I've had a few fanfic accounts but I haven't been brave enough to post most of my work on any of them. I just don't think that they are that good and I haven't had the patience to continue and finish them. PS. HexedBabe is another account of mine and I will be posting the stories off of there onto this account. So please no trashing reviews; if you don't believe me; visit my profile for HB. I also have accounts on other fan-sites like SQ so please no trashing if you have seen the stories elsewhere. I'm 13 but I'd like to think that my work is better than the dunderhead fools in my form. Yes, I do read and write M rated, but to be fair, I had 'Sex Ed.' when I was 6 in Primary. I live in the UK and am an only child, I'm half Russian, half English and completely love Cuba. I can say a lot about my parents, but to summarize, they will provide me with comfort now and then as long as I do what they say, whenever they want it doing. When I start wanting something of my own; they pick a row; start telling me how lucky I am and to stop arguing with them. They tell me that I need to accept their decisions; but they have to start accepting mine.

Anyway; just a warning; this profile will probably turn out to be quite long; just explaining my views on anything and everything to do with the world of literature; so buckle up!

I have a good friend that also writes fanfics and she may be helping me with ideas and spell/grammar checks with my new work. We go to the same school, she's a year older, but still one of my besties. She's also got a fanfic account but she's been here much longer than I have.:) So anyway, at least all the grammar/spelling Nazis will have a second person to annoy.

Yeah, I know my spelling isn't always great when I'm typing, especially when I'm trying to respond to anyone, eg. mail etc., but I try to get most of my writing right, most of the time. I don't mind reviews or messages that give me notes of what and where I've gone wrong, but I can't guarantee finding and changing them all.

While I'm on reviews; I don't mind criticism, as long as it's constructive; please no story/pairing bashing. If you don't like; don't read. I try to have an open mind about pairings, but I only really support those that seem plausible. I don't have anything against non-canon or slash pairings, just not if they have no backing to them.

Now; over to what I read. Outside of fanfiction; I do read quite a lot too, but, admittedly, my genres are limited to comedy crime, murder/detectives, crime romance, and inspirational fantasy. By the last type, I mean things like; Harry Potter (My obsession!), The Hunger Games (My recent addiction) and Percy Jackson. While I love Harry Potter, I don't absolutely hate Twilight. While I'm not a Twihard, I think the books are a good enough read if you are looking for light reading, but I also completely understand where all the Twilight hate comes from. I don't, however, feel that any Harry Potter hate has a good reason (even if I am bias), if it comes from Twilight fans, mainly because the excuses for not liking Harry Potter are far to obscure and random. Other people that hate Harry Potter tend to hate the pairings and want to appear above something that many call childish. Childish does not apply to the series. It has merely been labelled such due to it's ability to teach the young the set of morals by which they should live. Those that just don't like it; I have nothing against them. They have their opinions, I have mine!:DI don't have to agree with them, and they don't have to agree with me. While we don't see eye to eye, I don't have a closed mind and am up to accepting the reasons behind their dislike. If they have a closed mind as opposed to an open one, tough luck on them

I love Harry Potter. Not just in a typical fan way, but I truly believe that the story gave so many people a childhood and friendship in the form of company. Ironic that the boy that had no childhood, was the one that gave so many others one to enjoy! Each character is an individual and there is so much to tell. The way J K has inspired everyone around her has made me want to work harder to achieve my goal of writing my own work.

My favourite pairing is Severus/Hermione. I usually stick with the pairings an author has given, in other words, canon, but I believe that Severus Snape deserved a chance. I understand why he was killed, to show that life isn't fair. But my inspiration for writing, has come from the ability to bring Severus Snape back into the world, and to show him how to love. Hermione Granger is the only character that I know enough about, that would give Snape that chance to live again. She could provide him with an intellectual equal, a forgiving partner and a forgiving friend. I don't really know much about the Next Generation, I know far more about the Marauders. But I want to write about them, partly because they give me more room to experiment, but also because it gives me the chance to bring Snape back to life, instead of him being saved by Hermione or for the last couple of books being re-written so that he doesn't die at all (which happens in the majority of the fanfics I read). I think that there is so much to tell about what would happen to get him back to life. Lily Luna Potter is probably my favourite Next Gen. character. She has the properties (in my mind at least), to show Severus Snape what love is.

My opinion on the SEVERUS VS. JAMES War; They both bullied each other, they both did things they regretted, but people expect them to have changed in the same way, and just because they didn't, they hate one or the other. Yes, James Potter changed for Lily. He stopped bullying for the most part, he matured and started respecting Lily's wishes. James was brought up in a loving household, where he received love from both parents, where he was a normal boy. Severus didn't change for Lily. Not because he didn't want to, but because he couldn't. Everyone always sides with the abused. Children who are afraid, scarred, damaged and feel like they no longer wish to live; they are the ones that sit there, after having been through everything, and get the support to help them live their life. But Severus Snape was judged, not helped. He grew up in a time where his family's name made him hated by many, even more so because he didn't fit in with his own kind.

I don't mind pairings of Hermione and another character. Just I think they have to be realistic. Harmony; I understand why people pair them together, and I don't judge it, but their friendship was there to show that there are many types of love; this was friendship, something so strong, where they were willing to die for each other, but without there being anything more. Dramione; I don't read it, but I think it may have worked in another world. Draco was supposed to like Hermione (according to J K) but couldn't be with her because of status and his upbringing. So basically forbidden love. I personally view them getting along better, maybe with her becoming more a sister, or a mother figure, showing him an unbiased mother. Romione; I already said I tend to go with canon, so yes, I agree with the pairing. Her serious side, mixing with his unruly and funny side. But I don't read any of those three, only the SS/HG, but more because of the development of Snape, how he changes gradually, slowly, and how Hermione forgives his mistakes and accepts him for himself. I often judge the quality of a story on a balance of the plot depth, and how good the gradual change in the relationship is.

OK, so moving on from Harry Potter. Yes, I love the Hunger Games. The trilogy shows the real facts of war in the world today, and how some rebellions have to be left alone, and not stopped, because they change the world for the better, whether or not the outsiders realize it. I think that the book series teaches a different set of morals, to children, but with the same purpose, as those in Harry Potter. What drew me to the series was the originality and depiction of rebellion, not the fans shouting how 'EPIC!' it is. I'm not as attached to the Hunger Games as I am to Harry Potter, purely because with The HG I connect with the story, and not much at all with the characters. Yes, they are great and based on true and varying personalities, yes, they are original and creative, but, I just don't think that the story has given me enough time, or/and enough information to work with when it comes to picturing, imagining and regarding the characters. The books are all about the story, not the people involved. While you get to know them well enough to suffer when the losses occur, you don't view them as people you could know all the secrets of, or know how they would react to every situation, that's why Harry Potter is still my unchallenged favourite. For me, Harry Potter will forever be my favourite. Always. Not just because I support it with every ounce of my being, but because there is nothing, that I have found at least, which challenges it.

I think that Twilight is a good enough light read. People are entitled to believe anything they want to, even if there is no real logic behind most of the theories and tales. I completely understand where the hate from the other fandoms' fans comes from, saying that there is no real plot. Some of the words and the meanings are good, in a romantic, teenage girl obsessing over a fandom, kinda way. I won't say anything either way, but I would read the books if I had a reason to, or nothing else available to read, I wouldn't read the books if I had another book or some other form of media entertainment with me.

I want to give the readers of my work more back story and bonus info, so I'm hoping that people will visit the website I've created for that. I'm still adding to it but I've finally decided on a website maker so it's a work in progress! :)

--ZRS--

FAQ:

--ZRS--

Q: Will I be writing more for The Godfather?

A: I can't promise that I will because I'm currently trying to put together a story that I've been meaning to write for a while now and try to get people interested with background info on it. If Rise of the Dead is successful, then I may get back to The Godfather quicker than I would otherwise. But I promise that I will finish off part 3 and leave the rest of the PS for part 4.

Q: Will I finish Teddy's Crush?

A: If I write a lot more about the next generation of Harry Potter, then I may use the story to explore the characteristic's of both Teddy and Victoire. If you have either left a review or followed my story, then I will send you a PM if I decided to continue with it and post another chapter(s). :D

Q: What was the point of Blood Remembered?

A: It was basically just a quick idea that popped into my head one night. I couldn't sleep so I decided to type it. So that it didn't go to waste, even if it wasn't the best, I posted it here.

Q: Can my ideas be used in other fanfictions?

A: Sure! Go ahead, I don't mind at all as long as you PM me before-hand and you credit me in whatever you use it in. :)

Q: What is going on with the Serpent?

A: That fic kinda got messed up. If anyone wants me to post some more, I can try to, but I'm not sure where it was going and I really need to re-write the summary etc.

Q: Will I write a sequel to Teddy Lupin and the Forest Guard?

A: I don't think so. Thank you for all and any reviews on that post, but I don't think that there will be a sequel to it.

Q: Do I write about any other fandoms?

A: I will be doing soon! :)

--ZRS--

*INFO*

Name: I already told you it was; ZRSFizzBongs!

Nickname: I have loads, but my favourites are; Chech, Frankenstein, Nyx, Thalia and Blaze. (BTW: The last three are going to be characters in Rise of the Dead.)

Birthday: Sometime in June ...

Height: Moving on … I have no idea!

Weight: Like I'm gonna tell you that!

Hair: Golden/Brown.

Eyes: They seem green or hazel depending on the light; but they are actually brown on the outside and blue/green in the middle.

Any piercings?: No, I may get my ears pierced, but the fact that the holes will be there forever, even when I'm not wearing any jewellery kinda creeps me out. Plus, because I'm at school, with games and all that, they would just close up!

Tattoos?: None. While I love how people get some to support Harry Potter or because it means something to them, I prefer ink that you can wash off at the end of the day. The furthest I would ever go; would be to have a tiny, literally tiny, maybe a few millimetres in diameter, heart on the inside of my ear, in the part you can't see, and have my husband do that same, so only we knew where they were.

Any siblings?: None but I'd like to think that I'm not a spoilt brat because of it.

What do you like to wear?: Clothes. :P Black/Midnight Blue/Hunter Green/Blood Red tops. Sometimes I wear pink though. I love jeans but only black ones or at least dark blue (I think that they call it indigo nowadays).

Hobbies?: Reading, writing, playing badminton, walking to town to get the food shopping, just browsing the Internet and using my ImaGINatION!!!

Sport?: Badminton and netball are the only ones I'll take part in if it's a club of some sort. Though I am dyeing to try rock climbing, abseiling and archery. I've been banned from my favourite selection of sport; which is martial arts, just cause I broke my mum's toe when I was something like 7 by dropping a stool on it! She has dropped electric radiators on my feet since birth, she can't complain at me for that ONE TIME!

*Favourite...*

Book?: I think I'd be stating the obvious if I said Harry Potter. But it's closely followed by the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and a few classic reads like The Hobbit and The'Lord of the Rings, Black Beauty, Flambards, and Treasure Island.

Colour?: I have loads. Black, hunter green, blood red, midnight blue and turquoise are some of them.

Website?: Fanfiction; obviously! Duh! :) Then Youtube and Harry Potter Wikia. I will probably create an account there soon so I'll add it to my list of webpages!

Movie?: Harry Potter series. I'm not going to even try to rank them. Erm ... I loved the Hunger Games! Cherish, Labyrinth, Black Swan, Julian Po and Woman in Black are also faves.

Celebrity?: JKR! Obviously. After that, Alan Rickman followed Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe and Tom Felton, then by everyone else in the Harry Potter Cast! :) Other than them; Lara Dutta, Rachael McAdams, Katherine Heigl (I still can't spell her surname :P), John Abraham, Stephan Fry (Again, still no idea!), Meatloaf (No! I have not gone crazy! Imagining that a meatloaf can prance around on stage, it's a singing group!), Matt LeBlac (Can't spell his last name … ), my head has two holes in it and everything is pouring out of it right now; I can't remember the name of the guy that plays Patrick Jane in the Mentalist! But yeah, that guy! I have loads more, but they are a few of them. John Abraham has some qualities that I think are shared with Ranger from the Stephanie Plum series. Katherine Heigl, Rachael McAdams (who acted in The Notebook) and Lara Dutta, mixed with Emma Watson and Avril Lavinge (forgot to list her too, and no I can not spell her name either!) basically sum up what I imagine Stephanie Plum looks like! Damn, I think I'm getting amnesia! Add in the looks of the number one Brazillian Model, still can't remember her name! And you'll get what I imagine!

Fandoms?: Oooo … now that's tricky! The following are not in the right order BTW!:

Harry Potter (ALWAYS THE NUMBER ONE IN MY BOOKS!!!)

The Hunger Games (Most likely third...)

Percy Jackson (Fourth maybe?)

Stephanie Plum (Probably a close second)

Doctor Who

The Mentalist

NCIS (all the types)

CSI (all the types)

Ashes to Ashes

Life on Mars

Lord of the Rings

Star Wars

Skyrim (General World)

Twilight (I will quite happily read Twilight stories but I just don't. Read further in the main body of text in my profile if you wanna know more!)

The Big Bang Theory

Merlin

Sherlock

I got loads more but those are some of them ...

Place?: Oxfordshire in the UK (it's where I live and spend my time at the weekend when I'm with my mum), Moscow; the capital of Russia, because it's like the homeland to me, seeing as I'm half Russian, and Cuba, because I'm in love with their style, their culture, and their country.

Alcoholic drink?: Russian Vodka, screaming orgasm cocktail, ginger ale, murder-by-night cocktail (my own creation)! Even if I do only drink a few times a year! ;)

Non-alcoholic drink?: Erm … I love fruit juice of any kind (preferably, not from concentrate), milkshake/smoothie, I love milk and all sorts of exotic teas, but let's face it, I wouldn't be awake today if it weren't for Mr. Perfect and Mr. Lifesaver, a.k.a. COFFEE!

Day of the week?: Thursday. :) I don't know why but it just is, oddly enough. Nope; it ain't Saturday or Friday even! :)

Number?: 7! The recurring number in harry Potter. 13! I have a fascination with the tall tales and mysteries of superstition behind the number. 32! Because by that point in life; I'll be evaluating if I got anywhere and if I ended up with roughly what I aimed for, or if perhaps, I turned out to be a complete and utter failure.

Month?: All Potterheards will say May and July because of the obvious events and celebrations. But apart from those two, I would have to say November, March and September. (Surprisingly, not my birthday moth of June, partially because I can't stand the birthstone; pearl!)

City?: Moscow or Oxford. Already mentioned the significance of both locations in Place.

Season?: Spring! I love it! Not too hot! Not too cold! But I do like Autumn too. Just the flies and bug infestation in my bedroom slightly puts me off the firely coloured time of year. :(

Material?: Huh!? As in fabric? Silk, velvet, cotton and cashmere. Otherwise? Glass! I adore glass! Especially if it's coloured and a vase or a glass statue! By statue I mean miniature sculpture. I love my little collection of glass animals! But my wooden and marble elephants are quite sweet.

TV channel?: Erm … I guess I watch BBC a lot for a variety of things, eg. Doctor Who, the News and Comedy; such as Live At The Apollo and Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow. ITV for stuff like Agatha Cristie's Poirot. 4 is mainly for Relocation, Relocation, Peter Kay and The Big Bang Theory. (Home buying and antique programs, I watch either on 4 or BBC.) Sometimes music on 4Music, but only if there is something goodish on, I quite like the 90's Pop Ballads, I must admit.. More4 is all right for stuff like Grand Designs though. 5 is my sanctuary for crime, American series, detective, forensic and policing sagas. 5* and 5USA are the key ones for me though. I watch a load of Dave. Yep, most of my TV-ing life revolves around repeats of QI and Have I Got News For You.

Song(s) at the moment?: I don't have … of the moment songs … simply all time favourites! I love ...

Katy Perry's Part Of Me,

David Guetta's Titanium,

Kelly Clarkson's Stronger,

Avril Lavinge's When You Walk Away,

Adele's Set Fire To The Rain,

Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell,

Meatloaf's Cheating In Your Dreams,

Meatloaf's Execution Day,

Meatloaf's For Crying Out Loud,

Meatloaf's I'd Do Anything For Love,

Meatloaf's Life Is A Lemon,

Meatloaf's Objects In the Rear View Mirror.

Meatloaf's Paradise By The Dashboard Light,

Meatloaf's Rock and Roll Mercenaries,

Meatloaf's Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through,

Meatloaf's Surfs Up,

Meatloaf's Two Out Of Three,

Meatloaf's Wolf At Your Door,

Meatloaf's Took The Words Right Outta My Mouth,

Guns And Roses' Welcome To the Jungle,

Guns and Roses' Sweet Child O' Mine,

Kiss' Forever,

Kiss' Rock Hard,

Florence And The Machine's Seven Devils,

Jessie J's Do It Like A Dude,

Styx's Babe,

The All American Rejects' Another Heart Calls,

Wicked's For Good,

Wicked's Defying Gravity,

Rihanna's Russian Roulette,

Whitney Houston's Didn't We Almost Have It All,

P!nk's Perfect,

Foreigner's Hot Blooded,

Katie Melua's Closest Thing To Crazy,

Katie Melua's Spiders Web,

Katie Melua's Better Than A Dream,

Dido's White Flag,

Dido's Life For Rent,

Christins Perri's Jar Of Hearts,

Britney Spears' Toxic,

Britney Spears' Hold It Against Me,

Leona Lewis' I See You,

Lady Gaga's Edge Of Glory,

Lady Gaga's Born This Way,

Last Sacrifice (Severus Snape's Song) – Type it into youtube for the creator,

LMFAO'S Sexy And I Know It,

And loads, loads more …

Friend?: I don't have many because my mum always drove the message into me; that no-one but her and my dad would ever care for me, so I started driving people away, so that they never would. My only real friend is ZoeyK97; to whom I owe most of my Marauder fanfiction reads.

*Worst...*

Place to be?: In my form room when they are having a daily mud-fight, eating oranges which have been used in a game of tennis with my exercise books and after then having broken a radiator and having the skin taped back up.

Time of the day?:07:00 – the time I set my alarm clock to and the time I have to wake up at … each … and every … single … bloody … weekday …MORNING!

Day of the week?: Monday; unsurprising there, I admit I've tripped over the bar and failed the originality test on that question.

Song/music genre?: Classic Rock; 'cause let's face it, most of today's modern music is a bit crappy.

Animal to you?:SPIDER! HELP ME! IT'S COMING TO EAT MY HEAD OFF! HELP MEEEEEE! WHY IS IT RUNNING SO QUICKLY! IT'S A TINY THING FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! IT SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CHASE A HUMAN! HELP!!!!!!!!Why couldn't it have been follow the butterflies … *(

Drink?: Sour milk … gah!

Food?: Mushrooms! Closely followed by most kinds of cheese, flan (even though I love lasagne), most types of fishy fish and every sort of tomato!

*Have you ever...* (Knowing me, probably, regrettably, yes. :))

Been so drunk that you cant remember?: Well the comment next to the title now stands untrue. No. Because I have a surprisingly high tolerance to alcohol. o.O

Cheated/Been cheated on?: Never had anyone to do that with/on. :(

Been in love?: It was only ever an innocent friends with benefits kind of thing.

Been on TV?: Yes, a few times … :D !!!

Once … When they came to my primary to do a show for 'Time Team'.

Twice … When they came to do a program about the famous family of the Mitfords at the House where I, at that point in time, lived, with my parents and their employer.

Thrice … When they came to where I lived before that to do a program about modelling and how it was done, and so a model came over for a few weeks while they used the rooms as backdrops; to show how their shots were taken.

Four Times (I give up; I dunno what the word is) … It technically wasn't TV, but I got an extras part in Hot Fuzz,as a young child, in one of the scenes in Wells, a city I went to a lot when I lived there.

Five Times (Again; my mind is blank! Nothing springs forth; zilch, nada, nothing.) … It was an accidental shot where they caught my head in the audience to a Michael McIntyre show.

As well as that I've been in the local paper for a badminton group advertisement and cover story. And for my primary school cook book which was published in a full hard-back design, I created the front cover, even if the removed the best bits of it when they printed it.

Stolen anything?: Yes, but it's only ever tiny stuff …

A ribbon off a display,

That bell from a chocolate bunny's neck,

A mini egg,

Odd jelly baby,

Hair clip,

Hair band,

Badge,

My enemies homework,

Etc. …

Been on stage?:Yes, in a panto when I was 6, you know; when they let little kids come up on stage. Then again in dancing performances and in my now ex drama group's production. (That's not counting school plays etc. though those were some of my best action bits where I wrote the 50 page long scripts single-handedly that had to keep bloody changing! Year 7 drama festival 'on air in 5 4 3 2 1. action' my best performance, or rather my favourite where I got to be a dramatic villain! :) Mwahahaha!). Apart from those times, just my dancing performances.

Passed out?: No … I'll have to try that sometime though …

Had a surgery?: Nah … I ain't doing that till I get into the line of work which send me to the ER with a bullet hole through my chest. :P

Broken the law intentionally?: Did you, Mr. set of questions I downloaded off another site, or did you not, just ask me, whether or not I HAD STOLEN SOMETHING! I believe stealing is against the law. *Face palm* And anyway … if I find anymore questions with spelling errors in (trust me; when I found the set, there were loads) I will kill you. Cyberly … or in any way possible … hopefully it is … somehow possible.

Had a friend pass away?: Thankfully no, only family I wasn't really close to.

Been lied to?: Erm yes! But if you knew me, it would probably to get me back for lyeing to them first.

Been dumped?: I'm starting to feel like a broken record … If I've never gone on a date … how the ruddy hell do you expect me to be dumped!? Uhh! - Stupid Question.

*Do you...*

Do drugs?: Do painkillers count … ? :S

Get drunk?: Not often … about three times a year … the only three times that there is any alcohol around … at all!

Dance?: I used to get forced into dancing lessons – to make me more feminine. Uhh! Like that was gonna happen. If my mum thought that after me breaking her toe, I would just stop being who I was, even after being banned from martial arts, she was wrong. Apart from that, I don't have enough self-confidence to go to any discos etc. so no. I would like to take up partnered dancing; as in Waltz or American Smooth.

Party?: Three times a year, the three times I can get drunk, in fact, New Year, Christmas, and Canada Day; in July. My Potterhead gatherings are always small cause they tend to be online!

Sing?: Nope! No sir! Not Me! I am completely and utterly, tone deaf! Just in the shower … or with my i-pod, when I can't hear myself but I get to torture my parents! :P

Play an instrument?: Does a recorder count!? :) I would love to be able to play something, but I wouldn't have the dedication to keep up with it, simply because I don't have a passion for music in such depth. I may learn how to play the guitar when I'm older, but that's when I'm older ...

Get along with your parents?: NO! My mum forces me to better myself, while selfishly telling me that no-one but her and dad will ever care for me, that I should that them, while she belittles me with over-dramatized reactions of mine and mocks me with my failures. You think I get along with them!?

Think you are attractive?: No; I'm as fat and ugly as an over-weight pig.

Swear?: Made an internal bet NOT to do that till I'm 16, unless I'm quoting someone/something etc. But it'll be broken all right! ;) Sometime down the line. But I generally only do in my stpories and stuff. :)

Smoke?: The last and only time I did that was to win £50 off someone who dared me to take a drag. But I ain't doing it as a hobby or as a pleasure. Once was enough thanks. Money is always something I'll take for a dare, as long as there is enough on the plate, so I may do it again, but only for the money.

Get motion sickness?: I used to get car sick as a kid, but I didn't know it was car sickness till later. Now I only ever get it if I'm sitting in the back for over 5 hours.

Wear contacts/glasses?: Yes, glasses. They sort of became part of my persona at school so when I tried contacts, I decided to leave them for a while till I no longer want glasses to be part of who I am.

Get good marks?: As long as I remember to do my homework on the morning bus.

Watch cartoons?: Um … not really … not that I have anything against them … I just don't find most of them funny. Tom and Jerry, Scooby Doo and Loony Tunes still makes me laugh though. :)

Drink milk :3 ?: Of course! ;D

Write poems/stories?: My passion for writing started off with long winded poetry, now it's just been transferred to written in 3rd person stories. And anyway … why would I be here if I didn't … !? :) My aim is to write at least one story per my listed favourite fandoms! :)

Take a particular medicine?: Nope! :) Lucky me. Dad has to take loads though because he had a heart attacks; so only half his heart works. The only time was when I had chicken pox.

Go to psycholog?: Wadda - … oh, right …no.

Have a pet?: I love animals, and I always had the responsibility of looking after the pets of my parents employers; from horses to peacocks, but I never had one of my own. Like I already said, I'd love to have a pet at sometime in Animal.

Are you allergic to something?: Yes. Not how people are allergic to nuts or lactose intolerant, because me rashes and itching doesn't stop me from eating fruit, honey, vegetables, and drinking juice, taking certain painkillers or using sun cream.

Play an online rpg?: WTH is that!?

Get online on msn a lot?: I don't use my account. I just have it for the sake of having it. Plus I've forgotten my password. :O

Google a lot?: Loads … ! How else would I come up with my characters' names! :)

Have fights?: With my parents; many times a day. With my friends; I don't have any people I won't make friends that will start hating me if I slip up with something tiny.

Read magazines?: If they have sudoku, crosswords or quizzes in, yep, all that time, but other than that, only in the waiting room of my dentist, optician and hairdresser.

Read comics?: Only short, fan man Harry Potter ones.

How many hours do you sleep?: Not enough by any means.

How frequently do you go to hairdresser?: About twice a year for an all round snip, I'm not fussy, but ever since that evil one cut my fringe way too short, at way too many heights, with way too many layers, I won't let anyone go near it, so I'm just growing it out. It's weird now, because half is long enough to put round my ears, even though my mum hardly ever lets me have it loose, it nearly always has to be in a plat, but the rest is just too wavy and short. :(

Get along with your teachers?: If I did people watch and learn how speaking and acting in a certain manor will manipulate just about anyone; lets just say it put me in a good position to wiggle out of late homework etc. I'm my English teacher's pet and I think that my science, maths and Latin teachers like me quite a bit.

*Music*

What's your preferred genre of music?: Classic Rock and Modern Pop music with good lyrics.

All-time favourite band/artist?: Meatloaf

All-time favourite song?: Tricky; Bat Out of Hell or For Crying Out Loud – both by Meatloaf.

How many CDs or MP3s of your favourite band/artist do you have?: Um … I don't listen to music all that much. I have an I-pod nano but I only really listen to it in the car. Other than that; I listen to music on youtube when I'm not faking doing my homework and not writing or reading. But in total, I would say that I have around 50 tracks by Meatloaf. :)

What's your favourite radio station?: I have never bothered finding a great one so I just listen to 'Heart' in the car and put up with the adverts, and skip to BBC 2 every now and then. But if I'm trying to stay awake till my parents are asleep, BBC 1 is quite good at around midnight.

Rock?: Love it!

Blues/Jazz?: Meh … Blue needs a good beat and melody, jazz needs a good set of lyrics.

Classical?: It's great in films but I have no patience to sit and listen to great big and long concertos.

Rap?: I need to either be able to hear the lyrics (I struggle), they also have to mean something, which is why I like Eminem and Will.I.Am. But I don't really care if I can't hear the words if there is a great beat and rhythm, and preferably some featured singing in it too. Great example of that is with Pitbull.

Pop?: If the track sounds good and the lyrics mean something, then yeah, what the hell, I like it. :)

Country?: It's all right. :) Just not my first choice or taste in music.

Folk?: It's all right. I like the Georgia Satellights' and they have a sort of essence of that in their rocky work.

Emo/Screamo? Erm … what is that? Something like Evanescence's (can't spell her name most days lol (: ) Going Under, My Heart Is Broken, My Immortal or Bring Me To Life. Then yeah. I like it. :)

Heavy metal?: I love Metallica (again, you're lucky if that's spelt right) and as long as it isn't what wakes me up in the morning, then I'll be happy to hear it. :D

Techno?: Erm … WTF? DJ music? I like DJ Fresh and David Guetta so if it is that, then yep.

Reggae?: It's all right I guess. Similar to some of The Red Hot Chilli Peppers' songs. Plus I love a character in a fanfic called that, made by at8c for Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum. What Does It Mean To Trust is EPIC!

R&B?: Yep. Preferably not if it's depressing though.

*Last...*

Time you cried?: I cry in my heart; every day. I cry to myself; every night. But I cry to the world; just a few times a year.

Movie you watched?: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2. *(

Person you talked on the phone?: My French Teacher (out-side of school). I hardly ever call anyone. I just text when I need dad to bring some stuff I forgot to school for me.

Cigarette?: When I was young and I already mentioned the bet.

Song played?:Evil Plans by Starkid in AVPS!

Thing you ate?: A rum and raisin ice-cream! :P

Time you took a bubble bath?: Three days ago. Normally I shower during the week and take a bubble bath each week-end. But it's the holidays when I'm writing this; so yeah, bubbles whenever I want them, and every time I don't want them too.

Time you kissed someone?: A few years back for a dare. (Not counting my parents or relatives of adults who's cheeks you kiss.)

Time you met someone new?: Face to face or online? Online? - 14 hours ago. A guy from Poland called Timothy. Face to face? - 6 days ago. A girl called Tanya who's moved into the village I'm staying near right now.

Time you went for a date?: How many times do I have to bloody type …NEVER! Sad? Yeah, so what.

*Do you believe in...*

God?: No. I have a logical and scientific frame of mind. I don't work with it exists if proven not to, I work with it doesn't until proven to so theory. Unless of course I'm arguing with my mum, in which case, I'll use what I have.

Religions?: I see people bending over, chanting and hitting their head on the stone floor, do I not? So yes, seeing as a religion is a set of actions and beliefs, I do believe they exist. I just don't believe in them. Once again – terribly phrased question :P I feel like being a Nazi right now. :)

Aliens?: I believe in some other form of life beyond our galaxy. To explore this, I'm writing about the dark side of the mood and Pigfarts.

Ghosts?: Nope. Sorry Peeves (even if you're not a real one), Fat Friar, Bloody Baron, Grey Lady, Nearly-headless Nick and they other ghosts and ghouls of Hogwarts and the wizarding world. I believe for the story, but not for real life.

Afterlife?: No. Sorry.

Yourself?: Not a chance. Not after 13 years of living with my parents. It's a surprise that I'm not in a mental health institute. I guess the Land Of Denial truly does solve PTS. :) Thank you Stephanie for that trick! ;)

Astrology?: I love the theories and myths surrounding it and I believe that it exists and is a beautiful thing. But I don't believe in it.

Karma?: In the back of my mind; no. But I love just waiting and doing nothing about the bitches I know, just letting karma screw them over and over again.

Magic?:I am a Potterhead am I not! But like I said. I think logically. I don't believe that what other people present me with is magic, just a set of illusions. They can all be explained one way or the other. Magic is something that can't be explain. Defies science. I'm sure there is plenty of it out there. Somewhere. But I insist that my Hogwarts letter was just lost!!!

*In a girl/boy* (BOY!)

Hair?: Black or really dark brown. Long enough for me to thread my hands through the strands.

Eyes?: Ebony or brown.

Hobbies?: I like the military types that will show you a side that only you get to see. So martial arts and reading, I'd say.

Love at first sight?: Attraction at first sight. Yes. Love? I'll see for myself when I get there.

Origin?: Cuban American. :) Mmmmm _

*Random*

Who do you wanna slap?: Mum. And nearly everyone else I know.

Who do you wanna kill?: No-one as of yet. But I'm sure I'll find plenty worth that penalty.

Your dream?: To have a life like Stephanie Plum if she got with Ranger or Hermione Granger if she got with Severus Snape.

Do you want to get married?: Yes. One day. But I refuse to be the stay at home house-wife that is barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making sure that her husband is fed well and dinner on the table at 6 pm sharp each night, ignoring the fact that you know he's cheating on you every day. I am no Helan Plum!

Love?: Yes. Acceptance of me for who I am, without trying to change me into their dream person. Without them waiting for me to change and supporting me no matter what. Where for once in my life, I want another person to be happier than I am myself. :)

I wanna be...:See Dream … it's the same answer lol :).

All you need is…: Love! :) (And Harry Potter :P)

Identify yourself with 3 words: Only 3! Damn!

Loyal,

Cunning,

Hard-working,

I'd have put intelligent but I can only have 3 … then I would have had a description for each house of Hogwarts … I think cunning covers intelligent as well … :)

What is your worst characteristic?: Hiding behind an ever-expanding web of lies to hide myself and keep my privacy intact.

What are your fears?: I have loads. :(

Spiders.

Dyeing before I had a chance to do anything good.

Not Being wanted by anyone.

Failing.

Loosing the ones I love.

Becoming a stay-at-home housewife.

The list can go on and on but those are my top six … not necessarily in that order though. :)

Favourite quote?: Apart from all the Harry Potter ones; BTW, my favourite one of those is 'Always'. But apart from those;

'Light thinks it's the quickest thing. But it's not. For wherever it goes, darkness has always beaten it there.'

If you think into the full depth of this quote you will understand all the hidden meanings and why I like it so much.

Cartman or Kenny?: Erm … guys … help … who or who!?

Shoes you wore last?: My sandals 'cause it's hot right now.

What is your aim for this year?: Do my homework at night and write more fanfiction.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, ZoeyK97, ZRSFizzBongs,

Please read and pass this on.

Try Not To Cry Mommy...

Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl,

I did what I was told,

I went to school,

I got straight A's,

I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go,

But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,

he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny,

got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy;

That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister;

That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;

I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends;

That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first,

no better than the rest Mommy,

tell my teachers;

I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this,

And please don't let this pass Mommy,

why'd it have to be me?

No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair,

I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor,

trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying,

with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember,

I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack,

I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college,

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy,

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married,

I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress,

I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now,

The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack,

I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy,

I always have,

I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is,

"Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

Comments:

I'm so depressed now. I hate what this would has come to and I reallyy wish it would stop. Please, people, pass this on, and show how horrid the world is, and try to dissuade the next generation from becoming worse than this one already is.

By ZRSFizzBongs

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This is this cat

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This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

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This is for cat

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This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down.

If you are against child abuse, post this in your profile...

My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!",

I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late...

FRIENDS!:

Good friend: Will ask why you're crying, BEST Friend: already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good friend: Will say you can do better, BEST Friend:Will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Good Fri'end:wont let you do stupid things, BEST Friend won't let you do stupid things ALONE

Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’

Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’

Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance