Me: Can you swing by during the week and give me a hand setting up that desktop? The one that doesn't want to recognize its hard drive, I mean, not the old one.Me: I'll give you a Toaster Strudel if you do.Bro: noMe: or whenever you're freeBro: i'm not going to help youBro: everMe: ... why?Bro: because you are a headcrab zombie.

Vene: I've said in the past that Lithp will either be a great biologist or a terrible oneVene: I'm leaning more and more towards terribleMira: hahaVene: Great would only be because of him bumbling about and his confusion leading to him discovering something awesomeVene: The kind of thing where somebody makes a discovery because he didn't realize the method he was using was believed to be impossibleMira: I could totally see itVene: 'You can't use x to find y'. 'But I just used x a week ago!' *important paper gets published*Vene: And then Lithp goes to a conference, gives a speech, and Lithps it up

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I’ve grown overfed, unconcerned and comfortably numbKept busy indulging in the pleasures of the wealthyOh, someone make me afraid of what I’ve become!

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

No, this is why real person fics are wrong. Slash on the other hand... Slash is like Oxygen. Slash lifts us up where we belong. All you need is slash! (No, I don't have Moulin Rouge on in the back. Whatever gave you that idea?)

Though is this really real person? I'm sort of hoping Lithp is a character he's immersed himself in. Or a small facet of himself and we're missing the shine of the whole diamond because all we see is the tiny section.

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Matthew 22:39 "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." God's own "don't be a dick" rule.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

Or a small facet of himself and we're missing the shine of the whole diamond because all we see is the tiny section.

What the fuck is this hellcrap?

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Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.