Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now

We had to wait a few days before getting access to these shots as they’d been held exclusively by other outlets that were able to bid at a higher level to publish them first and with a long lead time. As you can see, very obviously, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are confirming their pregnancy. They’re in Hawaii where they were married two years ago. These pictures were taken by the same agency that distributed their wedding photos. It’s also the same agency that secured “candid” photos of LeAnn Rimes engagement to Eddie Cibrian. Click here to see those. At the time Rimes claimed that she wasn’t expected to be photographed on the beach...

Ummm...

I just want to make sure we’re all clear here. That while we may disagree on a number of celebrity issues, we do not disagree on this:

There’s nothing unintentional about these shots.

Right???

I mean, at least they’re not insulting us by pretending that they were being creeped by paps but still...

How gross is it to have your husband give the belly kiss for a photographer who ends up marketing the images the same way Kanye West’s girlfriend markets her life? Did I expect more from Megan Fox? Maybe I’m the stupid c-nt then. And after all that, I don’t think these even made the cover of anything, at least nothing major. All this whoring and, for shame, not even a cover.