The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), formerly known as the Food Stamp program, will come to an end March 15, 2015, according to Department of Agriculture executive Thomas J. Vilsack.“SNAP benefits cost $76.4 billion in fiscal year 2013. A large portion of which went to abusers of the program. In an attempt to save the program for those who truly need it, we reduced the amount per household paid out in 2014. That did not do us much good, either,” said Vilsack in a brief press conference on Friday morning. The $76 billion dollars spent on SNAP supplied about 47.6 million Americans assistance, for an average of $133 per month, half of which Vilsack says actually needed it.“A great portion of those 47 million people who received SNAP benefits have jobs that fly in under the radar, they get paid cash under the table, and obviously do not pay taxes. They are abusing the program,” said Vilsack. “This has painted us into a corner, we knew it was going on, we just didn’t realize the dramatic extent of abuse. We feel absolutely defeated. Now the families who need it and deserve it will go without. That is a tragedy. However the money is gone, the White House will not supply us further assistance. If you want to eat, you’ll have to go to work.”

The announcement has infuriated those who depend on assistance, such as Mary Parker of Washington, D.C., who was nearly brought to tears when asked her opinion. “It’s a damn shame our government can’t step up for us and pay for our food. I got five children that depend on it. I don’t know what I’m gonna do now. I guess I’ll actually have to get a job.”There are also those who agree with the decision, like Jim Conrad of Jersey City, New Jersey. “It’s about time. People like me work their entire lives, pay taxes, and even when we could have used help, we never asked for help, we learned how to take care of our own, on our own. You got people illegally moving into the country, working under the table, taking over the construction trade, they get paid cash and they get food stamps? It has to stop. It is about damn time we stop letting people, especially foreign and lazy people, abuse the system. Make them fend for themselves!”President Obama, who worked with the Department of Agriculture in shutting down the program, said that the time has come for Americans to make their own way, and that the current system was obviously too broken to repair.“It’s unclear how we can help families in need in the future because of those people who abused the current SNAP program,” said President Obama. “Sadly, we can’t do anything further for the actual needy at the moment. We simply asked that people be honest out of American pride, and our people have failed us. It is, to say the least, very disheartening.”Officials for the Department of Agriculture had no further comment.

A woman from Little Rock, Arkansas, is now recovering after a bizarre chain of events that led doctors to find the tongue of a deer lodged into her vag!na.The Arkansas woman, who’s name has not been released, went to her gynecologist complaining that her discharge had a “very bad odor.” Her doctor performed a typical exam checking for several different issues that could have been causing this problem. All tests were negative.The doctor was not at all concerned about her complaints, until the results of the pap smear came back.

The report indicated that the cells taken from the pap smear, were not human. It could not determine the origin of the cells: all they knew was that they were not human cells.

The doctor requested that the woman come back for a repeat exam, and to discuss the findings.During the exam, the doctor inserted his speculum, and scooped out a large piece of loose, decaying flesh. The doctor was disturbed with what he had found.

“During the exam, I was utterly shocked with what I had found. Never in my 33 years of practice have I seen anything like this,” Dr. Lee told the American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology. “What I removed from the woman, looked like a long tongue, but certainly not a human tongue. Then, what she admitted to her husband after the exam, was even more disturbing.”The woman finally confessed the dreaded details to her husband. After her husband’s recent hunting trip, he brought home a deer and gutted and dressed it in their garage. She admitted to seeing the tongue, admired its length, and had snuck off with it to use it as a pleasuring aid.She didn’t remember leaving it up there.

A pastor's shocking sermon in September, allegedly admitting to sex on the church grounds and a long-secret HIV diagnosis, has rocked a small Baptist church in Alabama's capital city.The initial sermon, kicking off a string of confessions, was given in mid-September by Juan McFarland, the pastor of Shiloh Missionary Baptist Church, and the elected moderator of the 34-church Alabama Middle District Missionary Baptist Association Inc.The disclosures from the pulpit dropped the jaws of many longtime Baptist churchgoers, including Nathan Williams Jr., 80, the former chairman of the board of deacons and a Shiloh attendee since he was 9 years old.Williams said that in the initial sermon, given on Sept. 14, and the next two that followed, McFarland admitted to sex on the grounds of the church, but not in the church's sanctuary ("like that made any difference," Williams adds).McFarland admitted that some of the women he was having sex with were church members.McFarland admitted to using illegal drugs, while pastor.McFarland admitted to taking some of the church's money set aside for his business-related trips -- and sometimes not bothering to go.And McFarland admitted to having human immunodeficiency virus, better known as HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. He had kept the secret from the church leaders since 2003, Williams said. (It is unclear if McFarland told some of his sexual partners about his HIV status. At least one woman who McFarland had sex with will be seeking an HIV test, according to WSFA of Montgomery.)Another church member, declining to give her name, confirmed that McFarland had mentioned HIV, and said his disclosure was made as part of a "public acknowledgement."It was perhaps the remarks about HIV that made church members nervous about talking to the media, although McFarland's overall sermon has inspired many Facebook posts, with some Montgomery residents calling for McFarland to step down as pastor of the predominantly black church, which averages around 160 attendees on Sunday.Leaders initially opted to cool down. That Sunday in September, the deacons and congregants were stunned, Williams said. But they spoke to McFarland, who said he needed some time off because of illness. The church, led by McFarland since 1990, agreed."As Christian people, we wanted him to get well," said Williams, retired after a long career as a retail manager. "I thought of him as one of my sons."When McFarland returned to preach, his new sermons only convinced deacons to remove him. On Sunday, the shock over the secrets and allegations of misbehavior had turned to dispute over whether McFarland should continue as pastor. The deacons voted to remove McFarland as pastor. Williams said the vote was unanimous.It was then that the dispute first became a bit more public. One minute before noon on Sunday, Montgomery police were dispatched to 452 Cramer Ave., where the church is located."Members were feuding with each other," said Montgomery Police Sgt. Denise Barnes, adding she believed it involved a verbal argument inside the church. "Montgomery police didn't remove anyone from the church."Barnes said the call was cleared and no report was taken.Williams believes the police were called on those who had voted McFarland out. He said there was no incident.AL.com called McFarland on Wednesday morning, but he declined to comment. Later that morning, a man who identified himself as a church official came to the door, and said McFarland did not want to meet and talk.However, McFarland admitted the details of his speech, including his affairs on the grounds and his HIV diagnosis, to a reporter at WSFA-TV in Montgomery, according to a late-night report by the station on Wednesday.The schism continues, Williams said, as McFarland and some newly appointed people changed the locks on the church on Monday morning. Williams said the older deacons are talking to lawyers to take control back, and they believe some new appointments violate Baptist procedures.On Wednesday night, the church was supposed to have Bible study. But only two church vehicles stood in the parking lot.Williams said he is not sure if McFarland is still the moderator of the 34-church Alabama Middle District Missionary Baptist Association.