Comic dialogue and data: clango : red robot : i miss my old dog, poopie. : i could scare a chihuahua and get it to make you a fresh one. : dog-comma- poopie, not dog poopie. : go quote yourself, grammar hammer. : he wasn't a very good dog, but he was mine. : whatever happened to poopie? : he got flush and i never saw him again. : YARP : don't judge me until you've lived with those puns.

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Diesel Sweeties is a pixelated webcomic by Richard Stevens 3 that has been continuously updated since April 2000. Sometimes the people kiss the robots. Be warned.