Y’ALL

I tweeted THREE TIMES today! This is a big freaking deal considering that before today, it took me 14 months to create my first 10. Which comes out to……. head scratch……… calculator…….. seven-tenths of a tweet per month. I won’t even tell you how long I sat here thinking do I divide 10/14 or 14/10? My math skills are THAT BAD, no lie, it’s truly scary. I am in awe of my 16 year old self who passed such classes as “Functions, Statistics, and Trigonometry” and “Precalculus and Discrete Mathematics.” I didn’t pass by a lot, but nonetheless was proficient in the eyes of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. Unbelievable. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

My twee-spree was brought on by a special delivery I got at work today. It was a Fedex box weighing probably 4-6 pounds filled entirely with candy. Work and blogs don’t mix so I won’t get into details except to say that golly it pays to make friends in the food industry.

In true #JunkFoodFriday fashion (see that cool Twitter thing I did just there), I did a good job annihilating a great deal of this today. The extent of my diet between 8:00am and 6:30pm was thus comprised of 1) a triple venti mocha and 2) my Fedex box of candy.

Guys, oww. My head. Oddly I never get headaches… like, ever… tummy aches 24/7 since birth, but for some reason I’ve been 99% spared from the world’s most common bodily complaint. Cool? So I know I did something way wrong today! But holy crap I was bouncing off the walls and got like eighteen thousand things done at work.

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I like to think of this as a mom blog with benefits. We reject niches and do it all here— the snarky, the sentimental, the hilarity of the everyday. Always fun, never lame, may contain traces of tree nuts.