We'll always have the Mushroom Kingdom. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Delfino Island. We got it back last night. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Peach, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of mushrooms in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid.

oh get over yourself. I didn't have sh*t to do with the art dept up until a few months ago, so f*ckin spare me with the misuse of terminology lecture. Have you never heard of a Digital Arts degree? That's with an S, douchebag.

It's pathetic how you follow me around to comment bash me after studying up on my old sites' profiles with such Umfuld-esque zeal. Since you seem to be such a big fan of mine, I'll be happy to keep you posted with where I'm at in life; I'll let you know maybe sometime after my graduate studies. You keep on practicing your bitter-angry-commenter skills and doing whatever else it is you do with your life.

I'm pretty sure we both know the "internet famous" reference came from one of my years-old site profiles. Hope you found enough source material for a few more attempted insults while scouring through my old sites. You're quite an ELITE INTERNET ARGUER

I'm 21 and I already photo retouch at a professional level, self-taught. I also speak Spanish. CLEARLY MY CAREER OPTIONS ARE SLIM. A fat kid joke? Magic cards? Do you need some more straws to grasp at?

great, but it needs and ending. what if the music became disjointed and out of key as we zoom into his face CUT to a flashback of Mario watching Luigi and the Princess getting it on, he steps out of the shadows and guns down Luigi and then forces himself onto the Princess who pulls a gun out from under the pillow and shoots herself. THE END