So, I saw this rock on the taxi-way, photographed it to prove it was there, and now I'm placing it on Ebay to see of those wild stories about people paying lots of money for really stupid stuff is true.

That guy deserves every penny he gets for that rock. He should also be allowed to hurl it directly with massive force at the eventual winner, hopefully knocking some sense into their incredibly stupid head. It's at $48 already. Morons.