Jenelle Evans Gets Married – But There Is So Much More

Jenelle Evans finally pulled the trigger on getting married. Her new husband is a real winner. He basically had to marry Jenelle because he just tattooed her entire name across his chest the other day. What else. Oh yeah. Her new husband got arrested for felony theft and when he got released on bond is when they got married. There is the rampant drug use by both of them. Pretty much sure they were wasted out of their mind when they got married and Jenelle has lost 30 pounds from a frame that did not really have 30 pounds to give because she has been shooting heroin and even tried rehab for a few days but got out so she could be with her new husband because he is going to be a big success and they are going to get his baby back from the baby mama and have lots more of their own until they run out of relatives to give them too. Chances are Jenelle will fail a drug test probably and go back to jail but the good news is maybe she and her new husband can spend time together in the same jail for their honeymoon.

Jenelle never had a chance. She doesn't seem to have a single intelligent gene inside her, no talent, no common sense, she's just a nothing. Then her mom is just as unintelligent and I'm sure she never did the things you do when you're actively trying to make your baby smart. I bet she never read jenelle bedtime stories, never practiced counting… It just breaks my heart bc Jenelle is so confused why she's like this. She's not even smart enough to know that she's a mess or to be bitter at her mom for making her like this. Compare her to Keiffer who is just as outstanding a human being as she is, but he IS smart, he's just so incredibly shady and does have a chance if he changes his life. But he's scum..,

@EmEyeKay: Congratulations, and a joke:The morning after a wild party in Valhalla, Thor is walking through shambles of the hall and finds a Valkyrie sitting at a long table nursing a hangover."Hello, I'm Thor," he says, and the Valkyrie replies, "YOU'RE Thor? I'm tho thor I can hardly pith!"

She is a hot mess and that's putting it lightly. She treats her mom like dog shit. She's lucky her mom cares enought to step in and raise her son who she clearly doesn't give two shits about. If that was my daughter I would slap the holy piss water out of her.

Nope this is a totally different one. Amber is the girl in Indiana currently in prison for drugs I think….Farrah is the one that had all of the plastic surgery. Amber and Farrah are both from Teen Mom 1 and Jenelle is from Teen Mom 2. Yes I know WAY too much about these shows because I am addicted.

But that's the thing, I don't even think jenelle knows what responsibility means. A normal person could grow up with the worst parent and still have enough intelligence to realize that something is wrong and only she herself can choose to be a responsible adult. I think jenelle's iq has to be extremely low and she doesn't seem to have her newly diagnosed bipolar disorder under control. Trust me, I'm shocked at how much sympathy I have for jenelle and amber. I have no idea why I care about them bc I rarely have sympathy for anyone.

And Jenelle is so f'd up. Sadly I do watch the stupid show and I was dying laughing when she kept telling her lawyer that she wanted to go to jail for 45 days so she wouldn't be on probation for another year because she just can't not smoke weed. Then he got her a deal that would only make her serve 14 days – BUT she would have missed the Keisha concert and no one understands how much Keisha means to her. She plays her music all the time, blah blah blah. I was rolling! Keisha??? Really???

@new omg the Kesha thing. That was hysterical! I couldn't believe she was serious. And then when she refused to stop smoking. It was funny but when I stopped laughing I wanted to go hug my own parents.

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