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In a moment of weakness last week, Dick Cheney, whose human form is still somehow able to emit sulfurous breaths of scorn despite not having a pulse for the better part of a year, said something nice about Barack Obama after the dirty socialist captured and killed Osama bin Laden. But by the time Cheney got to his appearance on Fox News Sunday on Fox News Sunday (it airs Sundays, on Fox News), the gothic torture-loving character from a Tim Burton film was back to his old ways. “It’s not clear to me today if we still have an interrogation program to put someone through,” he said, showing off his classic elder-statesman decorum. Read more on Dick Cheney Doesn’t Think Obama Lets Detainees Be Questioned At All…