Want to Crush Your Child’s Dreams on Easter Morning? Try This at Home.

And on the third day, he bought a hydraulic press to crush all the Peeps…

On Maundy Thursday, redditor Box-Boy shared a festive video from the destructophiles with the Hydraulic Press Channel on YouTube. In the short demo, a disembodied voice calmly points out an array of Easter gifts soon to be annihilated.

A relentless metal press bears down on the basket, turning flowers and eggs into rubble:

Tragically, the aforementioned chocolate bunny is forced to watch the first round of destruction, as if to torment him with the foreknowledge of his own suffering.

When it’s the bunny’s turn under the press, he initially escapes his fate, as if by an act of God, but the relief is short-lived, for the machine’s operator quickly repositions the bunny onto his back, directly underneath the press—a position from which he will not rise again.

Earlier this month, the Hydraulic Press Channel hit the #1 spot on Reddit’s Videos community with a filmed attempt to fold a piece of paper more than seven times: