Goldilocks Against UFO's Episode 1Humorous science fiction comic. Demonstrates how interactive SVG's can utilize pre-existing artwork.Title page with UFO reassembling an amino acid moleculeNight sky with small UFOThroughout the millenia manystrange objects have been seenin the sky.UFO is bit biggerIn recent years these have beeninvestigated by a dedicated andhighly secret organization. Nowsome of that story can be told.Same as title frameGoldilocks Against UFO'sStupid looking young man on computer monitorSANDBAG: Name; Vince Drake.Occupation: Unemployed school leaver.Height: Depends what I'm standing on.I.Q.: is it a moon of Jupiter?Age: 17. Sex: Not yetQualifications: CSE in EnglishMonitor shows man entering officeHello, my name's Vince Drake
Is this where I apply for a jobas an environmental protestletter looser?Told you his name was Vince DrakeMan (Vince) is confronted by alien in officeThat is not relevant
take me to your larder!I don't know where it
is, I've just come toapply for a job.Alien becoming angryIn that case, I must
analyze your aminoacid composition.Hey, my friend Burt
knows about amino acids,he's a student.Alien ties Vince up and threatens him with large needleWhere can I find the entity know as
BurtRoom 17A Einstein Hall,
University ofBumbles Marsh.Alien dematerializesStand by to dematerialize!
Destination: University ofBumble's Marsh. Dematerializedematerialize, dematerialize!Computer monitor shows alien's tentacle reaching for door with with sign saying, 'BEWARE OF SPACE WARP'Alien is now entering room 17AI am now entering room 17ATold you!Monitor shows door opening to reveal space warpAlien is about to get lost in space
warp.Monitor with squiggly lines on itTold you!Girl (Goldy locks) in log cabin with teleportCan the alien escape from the
space warp, Sandbag?The space warp displaced it to another
dimensional plain where it is notprogrammed to navigate.Computer (Sandbag) that looks like a dustbinFurther more, the enthalpy change
upon passing through the space warpmakes return impossible without specialequipment, which it is not programmedto operate.Goldilocks talks to SandbagYou mean Vince Drake has
effectively written off amark 6 extraterrestrialorganism simulator.Told you.We must recruit
him, where is he?Monitor shows target sights on Vince as he walks down corridorHere he is, still looking for the
department of excuses.O.K. teleport him!Sights close in on VinceLock onto target. Five, four, three,
two, one, zero.Vince materializes in log cabinHello, my name's Vince Drake, is
this where Iapply for ajob as ...Whathappened!Told you his name was Vince DrakeNow Vince,
mind if I callyou Vince, whatdo you knowabout spacewarps?My friend Burt
knows aboutspace warps,he's a student.Told you.Vince looks confused, dragon seen through windowHow would you like a job defending
this planet againstbeings fromouter space?I've come for a job as
an environmentalprotest letter looser.Goldylocks points to television screenLook at this, in this last year alone,
all of these strange objects havebeen seen in the sky.Close up of blank television screenShow him the film Sandbag!OK, I'm not telepathic you know.Who's Sandbag?Screen shows plans of a saucer, a tea cup, a tea strainer and a tea spoonI'm a data storage, processing,
calculating and machine controlunit with integrated circuits using thenew super conducting siliconconing polymers with ...It's the computer.Told you.Screen shows circuit diagram with rubbish in itGosh are those alien space craft?No that's Sandbag's circuits. Get
back to the space craft Sandbag!Screen shows diagrams of a tea pot, a milk jug and a sugar bowlI thought you'd like to see where I'd
had my capacitors replaced.No we don't.I told you I wasn't telepathic.Goldylocks leads Vince to the doorAs you can see, there is
quiet a diverse range ofextraterrestrial space craftbut we have the facilities todefeat them.Goldylocks opens the door in a strange way.First I'll introduce
you to White'sSeven.Vince follows Goldylocks out of cottage and a huge foot comes round the cornerWho are White's Seven?Can now see that the cabin is in a huge base. There is a space ship in the background and two huge men with beards and dwarf type hatsThey're some of the
biggest dwarfsyou've ever seen.