Celebrity Meltdowns

What are all these celebrities still doing here? Didn’t they promise us they were gone if Trump won? So many of them said they were heading to Canada, street artist Sabo created a fake real estate company to help them move. Now that it’s time to make good on their promise they’re strangely silent. Amy Schumer has been the only one to comment and she says she was “just joking.”

It’s been some low-hanging fruit watching celebrities react to this election, but low-hanging fruit is delicious. Lady Gaga asked that we “say a prayer America” and then blew Trump’s mind by standing outside one of his buildings with a sign that said, “Love trumps hate.” This is a powerful message because Trump hates love. He was hoping that eventually, he could wipe out all the love in America but Gaga was ensuring him that no matter how hard he tried, it would still be there. Where do these people get their views from—Dr. Seuss? He’s not the Lorax, Lady.