Window Shopping: Kenzo Two-Tone Sunglasses, $1,000

But this pair by Kenzo is seriously awesome. With a white speckled frame and red accents, we’ve never seen anything quite like them. Also, the clear keyhole bridge is genius.

Sadly, the price tag isn’t the only catch. These babies are on sale only at Moda Operandi, which means they’re part of an online trunk show selling pieces that haven’t been produced yet. Even if you were to shell out the grand it would cost you to achieve instant coolest-kid-on-the-block status, the earliest delivery date would be February 15, 2013. Sigh.