Topic Something Black and Violent...

Something Black and Violent walks into the Zodiac bar late one smoggy evening. Upon closer inspection, it appears to be Venom, an arch-enemy of the famous Spider-Man mutant.

Red spider entrails are dripping down from his mouth over his midnight black throat and enormous pectoral muscles.

He roars, "Where my spider-man soup! I kill the first man who tell me it not on the menu!"

06/19/10 22:23

Raelyn

Umm....LET THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU! LET THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU! And then Venom bursts into flames and dies.

:D

06/19/10 22:34

LunaN

Suddenly, Venom got shot. With a hammer. In the face. Repeatedly. It was a bad day for Venom, someone had decided to test out their Hammer That Shoots Venom-Killing Stuff and the timing couldn't have been worse for Venom, especially after Raelyn had already made him burst into flames. It seemed the already dead Venom was also getting shot in the face. Earlier in the day, his doctor had told him the bad news: Venom was going to die of Squirrel AIDS in a week, anyway.

06/19/10 23:12

DavidJoshua Artful

David gets up from the ashes of what was Venom, and looks around seeing Luna and Rae. He smiles sheepishly.

But his stomach doesn't respond well to it, so the planet gets thrown back up again?

06/20/10 11:51

DavidJoshua Artful

David does a backwards no-handed cartwheel, thus avoiding the Acme Anvil or whatever the fuck that was, but suddenly all goes black as the belly of a whale. Who will rescue our masked marauder? ...Or is it too late for salvation?

06/20/10 13:18

Raelyn

A midget suddenly swoops in and throws confetti on the masked person and starts screaming about the end of the world.....and string cheese.

06/20/10 18:35

DavidJoshua Artful

The masked person squints his eyes and hallucinates his petite friend Raelyn... then he trods over toward the refrigerator behind the bar in the Z, opportunistically looking for perhaps some Polly-O in the fridge.

06/21/10 19:18

James Saito

You have angered the gazebo.

[b][size=24]GAME OVER, YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH.[/size][/b]

06/22/10 08:44

DavidJoshua Artful

Since when do gazebos have eyes? gazebos may house kami, not the other way around.

[b][size=28]AND DID YOU SEE MY POST TO YOU ON THE LISTENER SURVEY THREAD? I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET IN CONTACT TO ASK YOU TO PUT MY NEW STREAM URL IN THE ZODIAC BAR AND LOUNGE SHOUTCAST BOARD, BUT I KEEP GETTING YOUR FUCKIN ANSWERING MACHINE, MANG.[/size][/b]

06/22/10 23:02

Alissa

Suddenly dinosaurs, symbiont dinosaurs

06/22/10 23:09

DavidJoshua Artful

Oh nice, we get to continue playing despite James' anger.

David transform into a 8 foot long from snout to tail Utah Raptor, and starts sniffing at Alissa.. nonchalantly, of course.

06/22/10 23:13

Macca

A T-Rex comes along and starts viciously humping the DJsaur

06/22/10 23:14

DavidJoshua Artful

Had molted his skin by that time, so that's all the T-Rex could fuck: dead raptor skin.