3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there. (my favorite…)

4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

DAILY QUOTES… “A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.” –Henry Morgan

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”

–Mike Myers

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” –Mark Twain

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F…. If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that’s not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus, and it’s especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.