I am going to approach this pre-release review like a newbie. Let's pretend for a minute that I am Joe Microsoft and I have been running Windows 98 since... well... 1998 (actually I believe that it came out in 1999, but who really cares at this point). I have never used Linux before, and I love Windows, but am tired of it crashing all the time. My nerd friend from down the street says I should try ArkLinux. He says it's just like Windows, but never crashes and is simple to install.