‘Breathe now’ app saving lives, says Apple...

Hank Schwimmer, Head of Irrelevant Software at the Cupertino company, had only praise for the new respiration app. “Some people are so overwhelmed by the pace of modern life, and the bewildering nature of hi-tech gadgetry, that they forget to breathe in and out. Our new app prompts the user to take a deep breath and, if he or she forgets what’s next, to let it out. How did people manage before the introduction of this life-saving app? It’s a mystery. Hang on: my iPhone's giving me a sphincter alert”...