Every single day, thousands of you flood our Facebook posts with comments. Granted, most of them are irrelevant memes (you know who you are – we don’t like you) or just absolute jibberish. But sometimes, absolute gold gets through the cracks, and it’s our duty to highlight them.

The following is a list of our favourite comments from the past week (saturday to friday). It’s not a top ten, and most weeks the numbers will vary. Did you make the cut?