Download Whole Ten Yards, The(comedy, crime, thriller)Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by his former neighbor Nicholas Oz Oseransky, retired hitman Jimmy The Tulip Tudeski now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob. To complicate matters even further, the men, who are out to get Oz, are led by Lazlo Gogolak, a childhood rival of Jimmy's and another notorious hitman. Oz, Jimmy and Jill will have to go the whole nine yards—and then some—to manage the mounting Mafioso mayhem.

actors:

Bruce Willis

as Jimmy

Matthew Perry

as Oz

Amanda Peet

as Jill

Kevin Pollak

as Lazlo

Natasha Henstridge

as Cynthia

Frank Collison

as Strabo

Johnny Messner

as Zevo

Silas Weir Mitchell

as Yermo

Tasha Smith

as Julie

Elisa Gallay

as Anya

Tallulah Belle Willis

as Buttercup Scout

Johnny Williams

as Vito

George Zapata

as Guy in Trunk #1

Carlo Zapata

as Guy in Trunk #2

McNally Sagal

as Maitre D'

directors: Howard Deutchrating:4.90I heard someone say it's really hard to get your script to be accepted into a film. But seriously, how hard can it be after seeing this piece of garbage? A team of monkeys, all with brain damage, could write a better movie, while throwing feces at each other. The prequel of this "movie" is actually entertaining. So what's the difference between the Whole and the Whole Nine Yards Ten meters? So take all the fun stuff first, then stack them and set them on fire. Throw in some money by desperate people with no idea, given terrible lines, and whatever you do, do not act. Then throw everything in a movie together and then you have the worst film I've seen since I saw Catwoman. Why Bruce Willis and the rest of the cast really thought this was a good idea is beyond me. It is so incredibly bad that it is not even stupidly funny. It's just your typical warm pile of dung. The only difference between the manure and this film is the lack of flies around the movie. I would rate this film 0 / 10 or perhaps give less points, but I can not do that. So give him the weakest 1 / 10 in the world.Download Whole Ten Yards, TheSee also: Comedy: Grow Your Own