It was not that I doubted his MC skills. It was that, given his close personal ties in the sports world, you knew the jokes were going to be relatively tame.

So was I wrong? Nope. The 2014 ESPY Awards were held last night, and Drake’s monologue was almost exactly what I expected—comfortably hilarious. There was no squirming at the Nokia Theater. The athletes were safe. And the only truly “edgy” joke came at the expense of a billionaire who owns a football team named after a racial slur. So, you know, he had it coming.

Still, at the end of the day, there’s nothing wrong with being comfortably hilarious. So hats off to Drake for a job well done.

Below you’ll find the entire monologue, and below that you’ll find a “track list” of the best jokes. You should just watch the whole thing instead of doing work. Tell your boss I said it’s okay.