Much of my daily stress comes at the hands of other people. Sometimes it’s something seemingly innocuous like someone riding up too close to me in a line. Much of the time it’s the pervasive rudeness on roadways and how much it makes me loathe people. Like when there’s a long line to exit the highway and some dildo in a BMW drives right into the white paint and cuts everyone off? There are more and more of those assholes. And why? Where does that come from? And why don’t people have the same rules of decency?

Here’s my starter list:

— Never stand in the middle of any aisle where other people are trying to move around/past you.

— People exiting an elevator/subway/train have the right of way over people entering an elevator/subway/train.

— Never be so close that you touch the person in front of you in line: ever.