The Are You A Gay Male Slut? Test

WITH A TWIST!

You scored 29 slut points!

You show promise, young padawan, but youve got farther still to go. Your adventures until now suggest exciting possibilities for your future. Allow patience, perseverance and imagination to be your guides and you may one day make the leap to full-on sluthood  drink up and enjoy! For now, however... YOU ARE NOT A SLUT.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

All possible test results

Its nice that you bothered to take this test (no, really  thank you!), but, girl, youre not even close to being a slut. The fact that you took the test suggests that you might have some interes... Read more

You show promise, young padawan, but youve got farther still to go. Your adventures until now suggest exciting possibilities for your future. Allow patience, perseverance and imagination to be you... Read more

Some men go through their entire lives and never get to have the fun that youve had (I mean, geez...think of all those poor straight guys!). Youve walked around the edge of the fire and, occasion... Read more

You sometimes catch yourself walking around and humming Carly Simons Nobody Does It Better. And, while your opinion of yourself might be just a tad overrated (just a smidge!), its pretty darn... Read more

Jinkies, Scooby, how youve changed! You left the farmhouse and went to the big city. You willingly lost yourself in the joys of Sodom and Gomorrah and more Sodom. You tell your friends about ... Read more

Calling you names doesnt really do justice to the depths youve sunken to in your search for the perfect boner (yours... someones.. anyones, really). And found that boner, you have - again and... Read more