Paris Hilton’s lawyers have threatened to sue MTV if a sketch on tomorrow’s debut episode of Short Circuitz isn’t pulled. Paris stars in a fake infomercial where she sells “What Would Paris Do” bracelets. Page Six reports:

In the sketch – which was included on a copy of the show sent to TV critics last week – the action shifts from salesgirl Paris to “real-life” situations in which people look to their bracelets for advice. In one instance, a leggy blonde in a short skirt is busted for drunken driving. After checking her Hilton bracelet, she starts grinding on one of the cops as if he were a stripper pole. “I can’t arrest you, you’re too fabulous,” says the officer…Hilton agreed to poke fun at herself and appear in the sketch…But on Feb. 27, cops busted Hilton for driving with a suspended license, a violation of her parole stemming from a drunken-driving arrest last September.”

So, like Paris agreed to the sketch, filmed the sketch, and now she’s suing? What, she didn’t realize what she was doing? God, I don’t think they’ve invented a level of hate that would describe what I feel for this pampered skank. I’d literally drop dead if, for once, she took responsibility for her actions. She’s spoiled, racist, stupid and thinks every guy wants to fuck her. The only way I’d want to hear Paris screaming in bed is if I was waiting my turn in line with a bar of soap wrapped in a pillowcase.