Im sure eating breakfast next to a volcano is beautiful and all, but i would be far too scared to do this. Do you remember learning about Mount Vesuvius, how it erupted, Pliny the elder was there, then many many years later they found bodies in the ash and shit yeah?

Well what if i turned my back for a moment and the volcano erupted? Everyone else would be found by archaeologists cowering, protecting small children and doing noble stuff like that, while i’d be just stood there eating my Sugar Puffs like all: