Sleeping in your jeans? Unless they're crushing your balls from the start, this is the same thing as those audiophile retards who play white noise on their new speakers when they're out of the house to break 'em in.

White noise is the electronic version of the sound of the sea. It's music for postapocalyptic meditation. (Feedback = whalesong) (EDIT: And THAT, my friends, is post 1700. I, uh, contribute so much to this place....)