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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

True story: When my oldest was a baby, she had a doll with a plastic head, arms and legs and a cloth torso. In the stuffing in the torso was a little electronic device that when pressed, would make a crying sound.

A friend of mine about the same time got a keychain type device that emitted things sounding like "duck shoe" "eat zit" "urine hassle", etc. Using a razor blade, needle and thread, we replaced the original device with the one issuing profanity.

The timing was perfect. The next day my wife's friend from Korea came for a visit with her 3 year old daughter. The girl picked up the doll and before long the doll was heard to remark "Duck shoe! Duck shoe! Eat zit! Eat zit!"