Don’t rate it! Worst beauty buys ever

My life seems littered with the detritus of discarded jars and bottles. Of creams that brought me out in a rash, of mascara that instantly flaked all down my face and of foundation that just made me look frankly weird.

It’s no wonder that some people stick to the tried and tested – never venturing further than the lipstick that suited them twenty years ago and the face cream that they’ve been picking up in the supermarket since the year dot (when it was still called Quinnsworth possibly).

There’s some desperate stuff out there – and I bet you’ve tried out lots of it.