She writes: "If you are hurt or these photos make you uncomfortable, it was never our intention. And if your eight-year-old has a copy of our GQ cover in hand, again I am sorry. But I would have to ask, how on earth did it get there?" She also notes: "For GQ, they asked us to play very heightened versions of our school characters. A ‘Hit Me Baby One More Time' version. At the time, it wasn't my favorite idea, but I did not walk away. I must say, I am trying to live my life with a sharpie marker approach. You can't erase the strokes you've made, but each step is much bolder and more deliberate." And: "I am twenty-four years old. I have been a pretty tame and easy-going girl my whole life. Nobody is perfect, and these photos do not represent who I am." [Dianna Agron's Tumblr, WonderWall]

Rachel Zoe is being vague about the contents of her uterus. When asked if she wanted to clear up any pregnancy rumors, she said: "I'm feeling great." The she opened her blazer to reveal a flat stomach and said "Not at all. I'd be home sleeping." But she was at an event where everyone was drinking champagne except for her, so naturally we will continue to get Unsolicited Uterus Updates. [People]

Katy Perry has gotten an Indian bridal nose ring! The wedding is Saturday! Extravaganza! [Daily Mail]

Speaking of Jay-Z, his company is now managing Rhihanna's career, and Rihanna is starting a new company called Rihanna Entertainment, which will merge all of her businesses, including music, film, fragrance fashion and book ventures. [MIrror]

Michael Douglas' rep denies that he froze his sperm so he and Cathy Z could be parents again (which is Star's cover story this week). [Daily Express]

Lady Gaga had to cancel her shows in Paris due to the strikes. [Daily Express]

J-Woww has turned down $40,000 to pose for Playboy; she says: "There is a better opportunity out there which everybody will probably see soon." [NYDN]

In 127 Hours, James Franco plays Aron Ralston, the man forced to cut off his own arm after it got trapped under a boulder. At a screening, an audience member passed out during the amputation scene. Yikes. [ Page Six]

As if things could not get more sordid, Oksana Grigorieva's bodyguard claims he's had an intimate relationship with her since May — and he's writing a tell-all book. The man, who has a criminal record, says he has more than 1,000 text messages regarding from Oksana regarding Mel Gibson, evidence, witnesses, legal strategy, etc. Drama! [TMZ]

This Got Milk? ad starring Modern Family's Sofia Vergara and her 19-year-old son is pretty cute. [NYDN]

At the link: Some gorgeous photos by and an interview with Ewen Spencer, who documented The White Stripes' tour. [Dazed Digital]