The Kim Kardashian/Paparazzi Truce Has Ended. Begin The Ass Wars!

For the record, I really am trying to limit the amount of Kim Kardashian posts on here even though you people have repeatedly demonstrated you’ll click the shit out of anything that has to do with her giant butt, so really I just wasted both our time with this sentence. Anyway, what you’re witnessing here are more than just new shots of Kim at the gym this morning, but something that would’ve never happened a year ago which proves my theory that this baby is a Hail Mary pass to maintain relevancy (and sell sex tapes). You see, the paparazzi never used to go near Kim’s butt, and not just for general safety but because they had an agreement that she’d tell them where she was as long as they never shot her from behind. Granted, you still got the occasional butt shot because physics, but never would you see one of them get close enough for a prostate exam. It’s downright brazen. Although, not as brazen as her trying to hide it by pulling down the back of her shirt. I have depth perception, you bitch!

zit covered face? her face is fine..so what if she has a pimple or two..that’s hardly a zit covered face. and as for the pot belly, it’s most likely an unflattering photo. kim kardashian fucking sucks and is a leech in what is our materialistic, corporation fueled world, but one thing she is not is ugly. unless you look inside. but on the outside, she’s damn sexy and i would puffin her muffins any day

Does her vagina not discharge? How can anyone go to a gym wearing that and leaving disgusting crap on everything she sits? It just boggles the mind that she actually likes feeling tight nylon against her genitals while these ooze and sweat, think fresh mozzarella through cheese cloth. On the other hand, she probably doesn’t do much work at the gym (by looking at that ass it is easy to tell); it’s all just a pseudo event to pretend she works out and get attention. Keep the ass shots coming, paparazzi! Give us more reasons to feel better about ourselves.

Fat fucking cow famous only for being pissed on (this should always be said whenever she pops up, by the way…people need to remember that SHE GOT PISSED ON. She is not famous for acting or having any talent whatsoever…her mom put her in a fake sex tape WHERE SHE GOT TREATED LIKE A HUMAN TOILET.)

Eight papparazi died in the explosion, which also claimed the lives of two dozen innocent bystanders. President Obama pledged to use the power of his office to end the epidemic of Kardashian horror shaking the nation. Literally shaking the nation, when that thing gets moving.

“We can’t tolerate this anymore,” he said. “Surely we can do better than this?”