COMMENTS: .500, baby! A strong outing by Billingsley and a stellar one by Kuroda have brought the Dodgers back to sea level, and Padilla can amend for his awful Opening Day start by keeping the Dodgers in today's game.

Now that the Metrodome lost the Minnesota Mauers, only two football/baseball stadiums remain: Whatever the hell people call the Marlins' place, and whatever the hell people call Oakland's place. Marlins are leaving soon. When the hell are the A's going to get a new place?

Actually I usually dont' comment all that much during the game on Twitter and instead stay in this space. But since it's the weekend and I don't have anything else to do, my masteful insight is bleeding over to the Twitter feed.