Casting Updates for Wolverine and X-Men Porn Parodies

XXX-Men porn parody cast details start to emerge

Several days ago, we announced that director Axel Braun would be holding an open casting call for his upcoming X-Men and Wolverine porn parodies. Now, we are starting to get word about who the acclaimed director has selected to play some of the most anticipated roles in these movies. Both porn and comic books fans were eager to learn who would be bringing these characters to life in what will surely be two of the biggest porn releases of 2012. Anyway, here’s what we know so far…

Andy San Dimas has died her hair red to play the role of Jean Grey

Andy San Dimas, who’s starred in such other comic book porn parodies as Katwoman XXX, BatfXXX: Dark Knight Porn Parody, Supeman XXX, and Batman XXX, has died her normally raven hair red (see picture above) and will be taking on the role of Jean Grey.

Tommy Gunn will be playing Wolverine

Taking on what is probably the biggest role in both films, porn legend Tommy Gunn will be growing his hair out and playing the role of Wolverine. Additionally, we also know that Axel Braun plans on having Tommy Gunn wear the classic blue and yellow Wolverine costume.

Allie Haze plays Rogue

First she landed the role of Princess Leia in the upcoming Star Wars XXX parody, now we learn that Allie Haze will be playing the role of Rogue. At this rate, Ms. Haze will be the cover girl for comic geek wet dreams in no time at all.

Evan Stone as Sabretooth

Who better to play the wild haired, hulking Sabretooth than Evan Stone? Stone is also no stranger to comic book porn parodies, having appeared in everything from Captain America XXX to Justice League XXX. Additionally, when it comes to battling Tommy Gunn (who’s playing Wolverine), just take a look at two of the best selling porn films of all time; Pirates and Pirates 2.

Aiden Ashley will be Domino

Speaking of roles that just make sense, Aiden Ashley (who will also be starring in and directing the upcoming Beetlejuice porn parody) will be taking on the role of Domino. Additionally, in what should surely excite her considerable fan base, Axel Braun has announced that she will be performing her first guy/girl porn scene with Tommy Gunn in Wolverine XXX. As more information is released about Axel Braun’s upcoming Wolverine XXX and X-Men XXX porn parodies, we’ll be sure to share all the latest with you. Until then, let us know your thoughts on his latest casting decisions in the comments below.

XXX-Men: An Axel Braun Porn Parody

XXX-Men is a porn parody based on the Marvel Comics X-Men comic books. Directed by Axel Braun, the movie will feature popular character including Rogue, Jean Grey, Wolverine, Domino, and Sabretooth.

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