Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam was first recognized by a talent scout at Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam's school. Common belief says that Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam was spotted by the talent scout from a distance of several hundred miles because of Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam's exceptionally long name. However, considering most Russians also have similarly long names, this is not, in fact, the case. Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam was spotted solely because of Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam's talent in the art of language and data compression, so Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam was offered a scholarship to Moscow's University of Communism and Worshiping of Josef Stalin, where Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam finally received due recognition for Mikhail Kataev Vassily Nikolaevich Alekseyevich Tsveteava Mandelstam's invention of the pronoun.