You know you’re a true Skyrim fan when you start quoting from the game. Not only is this cool, but it drives your non-gaming friends crazy!

One of my favorite lines is when the guards tell you “No lollygagging.” Don’t know why, but it cracks me up every time I hear it

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When Hrongar tells you:

I’m not a man, I’m a weapon in human form. Just unsheathe me, and point me at the enemy.

This tough-guy line is so over-the-top it’s funny.

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So many good Skyrim quotes to chose from! How about when a hold guard says “Iron sword, eh? What are you fighting, butterflies?”

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Do you mind? I’m doing the fishystick. It’s a delicate state of mind!

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Arasdaer said
Do you mind? I’m doing the fishystick. It’s a delicate state of mind!

Is this from Skyrim? Who says it?

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shadowlarry said

Arasdaer said
Do you mind? I’m doing the fishystick. It’s a delicate state of mind!

Is this from Skyrim? Who says it?

Yep, it’s from Skyrim. Shegorath the Daedric Prince of Madness says it (who by the way is one of the most brilliant characters in the Elder Scrolls). You encounter Shegorath in Solitude. Head over to the Blue Palace and start the Mind of Madness quest.

Another one of his best lines:

I am a part of you, little mortal. I am a shadow of your subconscious, a blemish on your fragile little psyche. You know me. You just don’t know it.

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Arasdaer said
Do you mind? I’m doing the fishystick. It’s a delicate state of mind!

Shegorath says “fishstick”, not “fishystick”.

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Erik The Wanderer said

Arasdaer said
Do you mind? I’m doing the fishystick. It’s a delicate state of mind!

Shegorath says “fishstick”, not “fishystick”.

You are right. I stand corrected, sir.

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I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee.

Classic!!

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“Mind yourself in my city, friend. This here axe in full swing is a terrible site.” – Ahtar

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I’d be a lot happier with a bellyful of mead. I just love to hear the guards complaining! Sounds just like at work.