There are so many people in this world who are lost, scared, and just plain bored who turn to Twitter for answers and entertainment. I created my religion for these wandering, laughless souls. I created my religion out of a societal need. The need for a self-proclaimed social media demigod to provide jokes. Followers are followers for a reason. They want to follow. I didn’t ask to be a leader. I asked everyone to be followers and they’re following. Also, it’s a really great way for me to receive a lot of likes and retweets on my way to tax-exempt status.