BREAKING: ‘Alan Alanson’ sentenced to 9 months

Alan Colley, known to Hampstead hoax followers as “Alan Alanson”, was sentenced to nine months in prison at Newcastle Crown Court earlier today. Colley/Alanson also received a Criminal Behaviour Order (CBO), which will remain in place until a further order supersedes it.

As “Alan Alanson”, Colley posted a slew of malicious and threatening posts on Facebook, many directed at the parents in the Hampstead case. His posts were notable, as well, for their anti-Semitic bent. Colley also posted as “Alan Boyes”, but that account appeared to be for the benefit of his non-conspiranoid friends and family members.

While Colley could seem almost amiable at times, striking up near-civil conversations in the comments section of this blog, he showed his true colours in the days immediately following his November 2016 arrest:

Maybe it’s just us, but it seems just a bit unwise to give a “no comment” interview to the plod, then be led away effing and blinding, only to blurt out the nature and details of one’s offence in a crowded (and well-CCTV’d) custody suite.

Despite his many claims that he was a devout Christian, Colley was fond of making threatening allusions to shooting people in the head, as in this November 2017 post:

Hoaxtead Research’s interest in the case

Colley’s case was of particular interest to us, as EC had been scheduled as a witness at his trial, having provided police with some small pieces of evidence in the lead-up to his arrest.

So we were surprised in February this year when he posted in the comments section that he had not been charged:

Just thought I’d pop by and say hello sports fans… Out of ten, ‘how much does it piss you off that I have not been charged’?

Was this wishful thinking on Colley’s part? Or an attempt to goad EC into contradicting him? Hard to say. However, he followed up with two more before calling it a night:

Oh you do mind/remember me Kazza, you should?

and

Why do you feel/think you need to censor my posts… are you yellow ? are you frightened of what I might say… Karen Irving, do you deny being El Coyote? be careful before you answer… Because there are folk busying to link you to such a handle… Will check in later to see if you have gained some fortitude.

Colley had apparently not been keeping up, as EC’s identity had been well known for at least a year by this time. However, it again seemed unwise of him to attempt to contact a person who he must have known was a witness in his case.

His sentence comes in the wake of a slew of stern sentences related to child sex abuse hoaxes, and may reflect a growing understanding of the damage which can be done by false allegations of sexual abuse, especially when they are amplified online.

407 thoughts on “BREAKING: ‘Alan Alanson’ sentenced to 9 months”

I hope this sends out a message to all the other people who every day are still doing exactly what Alanson did. Everyone from Inverness to Oldcastle to Brighton to Kincorth should take note. I wonder who’ll be next.

Well done. Paterson seems to be getting quite vicious in his posts. It’s still a mystery to me why those who follow John Wanoa are absolutely fixated on the Hampstead matter and have woven it into the mix.

I had no idea Alanson had been charged but his behavior, or at least the posts about his arrest seem a bit fictional to me and like a case of false bravado.
Odd that they don’t take even police warnings seriously.
It must be very taxing for the father to have to endlessly pursue these attackers. Bizarre how they cannot spare a thought for the children in this case. They’re all approaching those difficult teen years.

Not convinced by this David Noakes and his attachment to the Fruit loop Brigade.
He can’t be that silly seeing he amassed a reputed £8M fortune from his quack “cure” and purchased planes which he could fly and luxury cars.
If these fake cancer cure grifters are such humane types why don’t they just give away their “cure”?

Noakes is doing his partner’s case no good. He plead guilty in court and he gives the appearance of mocking his light sentence as he now claims he is the victim.
I hope French authorities are taking note. Whatever Thyer says in court has to be seriously questioned.
I expect Noakes’ victims- those who had side effects and believed his rubbish -have a case for suing him in a civil court for damages.
I reckon he’s trying to create confusion in an attempt to delay and stop anyone pursuing his money.
When you have dingbats like Ramola D to promote you it’s easy to portray yourself as some sort of crackpot rather than a cold and manipulating con artist ripping off desperate people.

Yes he / she is an Exceptional Elementary Penguin.
Paterson needs a good hobby. He’s getting far too angry which I expect is out of sheer frustration that EC is not upset about being called fat or purple / red haired or even, a lesbian !
Why does he think being called a lesbian is an insult ? . It was an insult dodgy blokes use to hurl at ladies who gave then the cold shoulder in the 1960/80s if they dared rebuff their “gentlemanly” advances.
Besides we know he could never afford a wood-chipper seeing he lives on “the social”.

Sad, but not surprised to see the usual suspects are following it (Neelu’s dancing the line as usual,, she already has a court order regarding the Hampstead case, following a person breaking it is skirting dangerously close to the edge…imho)
Reported

From someone on Guernsey, four years ago:
“As someone who has had face to face dealings with David Noakes. It is my opinion that that he does actually belive much of the bonkers conspiracy theory stuff he spouts”

From that same comment thread:
“There seems to be an increasing cross-over between GcMAF grifters and the stalkers and stoners of the broader ‘truther’ community — people who have moved on from denying any one specific official account (9/11, Sandy Hook) to a general philosophy of *everything* is a Gubblement Lie.”

He does realise that they can IP block, or if they really wanted to, could contact his ISP and get his net access removed- sure there are ways around it, but his ‘technical expertise’ seems rather um poor, shall we say…

Yes, I fear he is distraught that I have never responded to any of the hundreds of emails he has sent me. Sadly, I cannot reciprocate his devotion, as my heart belongs to another, but I can certainly understand his frustration. I hope that one day he will be able to move on.

We must all pull together in these challenging times and ensure the seizure and safe repatriiation to Blighty of this evil monsters ill gotten spoon collection as our great nation faces its deepest ever national kitchen utensil crisis since Uri Geller was fannying about with them in the 1970`s.
I am sure sufficient funds will be made available to facilitate th̶e̶ ̶s̶l̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶n̶k̶e̶r̶ Mr Hemp to be placed in the hold as excess baggage along with other animals and noxious waste matter during this vital operation.Thankyou for your service.

Last night I had a dream / nightmare that featured Lee Cant briefly. Maybe it was because of my medication, some similar to what Lord Wanoa is currently on.
We and 100s of others were in some bizarre huge factory filled with zillions of mechanic parts and Cant was pontificating on how to fix something but he had it all wrong.
You will be pleased to know I gave him a good telling off and he looked quite stunned and was silent.

If I start to dream about Paterson that’s it- back to the doctor for different melds.
In the rest of the dream I was at a beach where 1000s of people had gathered to watch Megan Markle and Hilary Clinton go swimming together.
No more late night snacks or reading the MailOnline just before bed for me. What if I start having wet dreams about Neelu?.
He visibly shudders.

Good to see another idiot come up short against the majesty of the law.
News from Glastonbury – Araya Soma has gone to ground completely as far as I can see. All her facebook profiles are now gone and she’s keeping a low profile in Glastonbury too. Can’t post it here, but if I were her, I’d be looking at a different way of making money. She was placing herself as the big name in the anti-5g group in town, which is full of the usual stoners and conspiracy nuts. But an acquaintance of mine wrote to all the local councillors with screen shots of some of her facebook posts – the ones praising Hitler etc. and her own gang then realised what a liability she is. Also a bit of a blow (no doubt) was when she was openly ridiculed on our local facebook noticeboard (which tbh is for the very thick-skinned only)… and what was lovely to see was by the tone and information in the posts, it was pretty clear that she’d been checked out here on Hoaxtead!

I can well believe that someone can believe this stuff and amass a lot of ££ as well. Noakes was clever or lucky in his choice of con. The combination of an easy product -none of the cost of research, testing, approved production methods – plus a desperate customer base willing to try anything, leads to a licence to print money. Combine that with the narcissm which is immune to the wickedness of his actions or the pain he’s causing. Such a person could easily be persuaded that there’s a magic loophole that only clever people like him know. And that lawyers who tell him it’s not true are just protecting themselves. It would be hard for him to believe they are professionals with his interests at heart because that’s a mindset completely alien to him – he thinks only of himself and so believes everyone else is the same. Such people are easy to con as they only see things from their point of view – look at Sabine’s former friend, Elizabeth Watson.

Call me naive, call me slow or even call me Ethel but is there much difference between John Wanoa, Andy Devine and John Paterson threatening mass murder by lynching all manner of people (those who disagree with them) and this case?:https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/skbaer/man-texts-mass-shooting-threats
” 25-Year-Old Man Was Arrested After Allegedly Texting His Ex-Girlfriend That He Wanted To Commit A Mass Shooting”

Princess Fairy-Poo keeps whinging about “assassination attempts” while exulting in the company of Praterson and his incessant claims to be a multiple murderer leading an international team of assassins. It’s almost as if she tries to be a nauseating piece of trash.

I hope this conversation-taping lady is not too hung up about her own right to privacy, because otherwise she would look like a hypocritical piece of garbage, no wait.

A href=”https://everydayconcerned.net/2019/06/13/biomedical-researcher-lynda-thyer-traumatized-by-extradition-threat-narrowly-escapes-kidnap-attempt-as-natural-remedy-gcmaf-effective-in-cancer-treatment-is-demonized-by-mhra-and-pharmaceutical-estab/”>Secret Surveillance and Profound Invasion of Privacy

I’m not too sure.
Arnie is married to a Kennedy ie: one of the Illuminati Freemason Elite Reptile Shape-Shifting Mob. Another member of the Hollywood Elite.
I guarantee it will be revealed his phone-number is recorded in the little black book owned by Mrs Eloise Frobisher who lives just two blocks from the late Jeffrey Epstein’s NY house who despite never even hearing of the late billionaire, this will prove Arnie is connected to the Lolita Express and is known to be have been in LA one day when the plane flew over.
Arnie is one of “them” although he could have course seduced Prattleon into revealing the inner secrets of Lord Wanoa’s plans for World Domination.

It’s pleasing to see Johnny is now restraining his anti-Semitic attacks after so many complaints about his racism.

As Prattleon has said many times :
“I’m not in the least bit antisemitic and that is a vile attack. I do not hate Jews. I just hate all Israelis and those other Joos who live everywhere else. It’s terrible to accuse me of racism just because I point out that every Joo on the planet thinks and acts alike and the vast majority are Lesbian Drag Queens with funny colored hair who should lose a bit of bloody weight. How can that be racism?”.

“This is as bad as falsely accusing me of issuing death threats when all I want to do is arbitrarily lynch a few (100) of my critics and feed their limp bodies into a wood-chipper (feet first) to provide fertilizer for our soil. I’m sure Andy Devine will back me up on this”.

“Indeed as I said to Andy just the other day- I’m very liberal minded and even read the far left wing newspaper Der Stürmer which provides all the facts and figures I need about the Jewish World Plot to force everyone on the planet to celebrate Rosh Hashanah and eat apples and honey and open a high fee account at a Rotshchild Bank”.
“And Andy like me has complained that someone seems to be nicking out daily copy of Der Stürmer as the last one I received was in 1942.”

Angie will be most upset that it’s now been revealed that Tommy Robinson’s go-to Iman “Sheikh” Mohammad Tawhidi who constantly claims in interviews that all Mosques should be pulled down and says Robinson is correct saying that Muslims plan to set up Sharia Law systems in the West (as promoted by John Wanoa and believed by Neelu) is a complete fake who never passed any exams and has tried to pass himself off as the leader of the South Australian Muslim community when Australia’s peak Muslim bodies have all pronounced his as bogus.

Possibly just another con-artist but these creeps can be dangerous. The awful Sydney Lindt Cafe Sydney siege killer who murdered two innocents passed himself as as a desperate political refugee Iman from Iran when in fact he had fled Tehran after ripping off a travel agency he worked at for a small fortune.http://guerillawire.org/politics/tommy-robinsons-go-to-imam-isnt/
“Tommy Robinson’s Go-To Imam ISN’T ”

So now I’m Smut, Karen, Karen’s daughter, Karen’s husband, Karen’s son, Danielle la Verite, Christine Sands, Yannis Emmanouel, Sheva Burton, a Scotsman called Dom, a Mancunian called Danny, a “Brummie nonce”, the Hampstead dad, an old lady from Hounslow and a university lecturer from Medway.

Uhh?.. are you sure? It’s in my diary this week to be EC and I’ve worked for ages on my look :
overweight.. check
red/purple haired..check
lesbian..take my word for it
Drag queen / Transgender..check
Jewish..could be
Gorgeous..of course

SP, Moorzy doesn’t appreciate that even if (very, very big if) Krusty became king in the UK, Mark Zuckerberg isn’t a British subject so UK laws wouldn’t apply to him then?

I didn’t intend to comment here today but having seen the video EP cites (and part 2 is up now), I hadn’t heard of the Belinda who made that video previously but I thought it ironic that she referred to people to visit this blog as being “obsessive”.

Good spot, CAW!
Fact-checking isn’t the fruitloops forte, I’m afraid. I mean, yesterday Praterson was blaming Zuckerberg for taking down his YT videos. I don’t think he’s quite worked out that YouTube and Facebook are two different things yet.

I see that since I commented (very recently) EP has linked part 2 of the Belinda video. Ghost, I wouldn’t be surprised if somebody thinks that really is your picture. There are some folk who take things literally, don’t seem to get a joke.

In regard to the notion that EC is a woman of many parts, or should there be many IDs, I did come across a conspiracy theory in the looniverse where some folk believe people “play” multiple real life people. Bill Hicks (whomsoever he is or was) is also Alex Jones is one such suggestion made out there in YouTubeland and the late Princess Diana faked her death and is either Yvonne Rothschild or Elton John’s husband (depending on which conspiracy theorist is myth-making that day).

I hope they DO think it’s my picture. It’s how I would like to be seen. Glamour and class.
EC may be a woman of many parts but I am also a man of many of many parts.
Sadly most of them are beyond their use by date and in urgent need of repair.

Yes..Elvis didn’t die sitting on the toilet scoffing a peanut butter sandwich but faked his death and is living in Israel with JFK, Michael Jackson and now Jeffrey Epstein.
Little known fact: Elvis wore an Chai necklace in honour of his mother who was (for Pete’s sake don’t tell Paterson) a Joo.
# although some say he is actually working at Gracelands as a caretaker.

Princess Cockwomble wants you to liberate Lynda Thyer by emailing or ringing the receptionist at the Geneva Academy of International Humanitarian Law and Human Rights. Which is “a postgraduate joint center (between the University of Geneva and the Graduate Institute of International and Development Studies) located in Geneva, Switzerland.”

Ciccada 3301 is a Crypto-Community/Tribe that puts out very elaborate puzzles, some say for pure entertainment, others say to recruit crypto talent. Thomas Schoenberger seems to be a componist who tends to use some of the mathematics involved in crypto in his compositions. Both have been linked via a bunch of conspiracy theories. Schoenberger seems to be a complex, multi-facetted character as artists often seem to be. Some people state he is a troll. I have not yet looked into him. Ciccada on the other hand is fascinating and you can find good info on them on Wikipedia and on Brainscratch.

In any event, the broken hyoid bone is still evidence of death – it’s just (leaving Epstein’s age out of it) more likely to be evidence of death by strangulation. So a broken hyoid bone doesn’t mean he’s not dead, it means at the most that he’s dead a different way.

To be fair, I think “assassination” means something different to her than it does to most people and the dictionary. “Assassination” in Neelu-speak means “bring a legal process to bear”. So you can be assassinated by receiving a parking ticket or a notice that your street’s going to closed for repairs. Just as “treason” means “do something Neelu disapproves of”.

I think the problem is how obviously hopeless they are. The definition of threat to kill is: made a threat to kill another person, intending that someone (not necessarily the intended victim) would fear that the defendant intended to carry out the threat.

I find it impossible to believe that any of these intend to do anything which involves more effort than typing or yelling. We’ve seen (outside the RCJ) what happens when John Paterson encounters actual physical violence rather than talking about it.

That said someone who didn’t know them better might take it seriously, so they are at risk to some extent. But if I were defending them I would present my client as the chief exhibit.

But isn’t there a difference between, say, US and UK definitions? I know in the US they use the test of whether they believe whether there is an actual intention by the perp to kill, which is why so many “death threats” don’t result in any American police action, whilst the UK police will intervene and interview on whether the victim thinks there is a threat but an actual prosecution will rely on the man on the Clapham Omnibus interpretation?

As a general comment, and not just this court case, I cannot understand where the claimed viewing figure of 4 million derived from regarding the original footage of the kids talking to camera. The number of true believers in the hoax seems to be in the region of a few dozen.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if there were someplace where you could just punch in your questions and find out the answer almost instantaneously? For instance, I would love to know just how many Canadians actually speak French.

Oh, wait. Maybe I will ask the Goofle.

tappity-tappity-tap

Hang on just a cotton-pickin’ minute, I think we’ve hit pay dirt!

French is the mother tongue of about 7.2 million Canadians (20.6 percent of the Canadian population, second to English at 56 percent) according to Census Canada 2016.[1] Most native speakers of the French language in Canada live in Quebec, where French is the official and majority language. 77 percent of Quebec’s population are native francophones, and 95 percent of the population speak French as their first or second language.[2] Additionally, about one million native francophones live in other provinces, forming a sizeable minority in New Brunswick, which is officially a bilingual province, where about one-third of the population are francophone. There are also French-speaking communities in Manitoba and Ontario, where francophones make up about 4 percent of the population,[3] as well as significantly smaller communities in Alberta, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island and Saskatchewan – around 1–2 percent.[3] Many of these communities are supported by French-language institutions.

I see he has a new grift now, in addition to “selling industrial bleach as a health panacea at a huge mark-up” and “whoring for donations through a GoFundMe appeal to support his life-style“… he’s joined the Sovereign Citizen business, spells his name with extra colons, and sells copies of the Quantum Grammar book to would-be scammers who want to learn the secret incantations that win every court-case (Judges hate it!).

This has caused some strife with other scammers who reckon that they have exclusive rights to rip off would-be scammers.

Edwards has not returned to the UK to wield the quantum-grammar powers and win court cases and regain custody of his no-longer-infant son, so it’s almost as if he knows the book is total shite.

“2. The subject children have been named repeatedly on the internet. Their photographs and film clips in which they feature have been published and re-published widely. Filmed police interviews of the children have been uploaded on to publicly accessible websites; so, too, intensely personal information relating to both children. As at 10 March 2015, more than 4 million people worldwide had viewed online material relating to this case.”

“The judge said that four million people had viewed material about the case online, many of whom had ‘a sexual interest in children’. Several of those implicated had received menacing emails and phone calls at all hours of the day or night.”

Yes indeed. And in two separate videos yesterday Babs uttered the immortal line, “Something like that anyway but I can’t be arsed to check.” But hey, she’s a trooper and a little ‘blockage’ like that wasn’t going to stop her from speaking with authority on a range of topics and slinging mud at random people. Noooo

2. The subject children have been named repeatedly on the internet. Their photographs and film clips in which they feature have been published and re-published widely. Filmed police interviews of the children have been uploaded on to publicly accessible websites; so, too, intensely personal information relating to both children. As at 10 March 2015, more than 4 million people worldwide had viewed online material relating to this case.

This number, I believe, was derived from viewing estimates found on YouTube, the Change.org petitions set up by Sabine McNeill, and Vid.me. There may have been other sources of which I’m not aware.

Obviously, every person who viewed the videos did not instantly become a full-scale promoter of the hoax. The great majority would have seen the videos and been horrified, but not everyone would have believed that what the children were saying was true; and of those who did believe what they said, only a few would have bothered to become “activists”. Even on the fabled never-ending David Icke Forum discussion group, the true believers were really a small core, while others might have accepted some parts of the story, and still others thought the whole thing was bunkum.

That said, whenever there has been a revival of the videos, for example by Thomas “Giant Honking Nostrils of Doom” Dunn, we notice small resurgences in those who claim to believe in the hoax. It seems to have reached the status of urban legend, with few bothering to look closely enough to determine that they have been fed a load of nonsense.

The only person who talked of any of that was Chris Fay, oh and may be a bit of Bill Maloney too, She`s not great with dates? she`s not great with the truth either, how come no one else saw the said picture? even Chris Fay said he didn`t know where it went. Angela, you`re full of shit, So Angie you didn`t think of telling anyone when you actually saw the picture, you just happen to mention it now.

I would think that real pedophiles would find those videos irresistible – two angelic looking kids talking about sex and often in an excitable and enthusiastic manner (knowing that had to please that brute Christie who would slap them if they got it wrong).
From my limited reading about “pedos”, there can be quite a bit of fantasy involved in the belief pre-pubescent kids actually want sex with their abuser.

And not a single one of the hoax promoters gives a thought to the children’s right to privacy. Pleasing that as they become teenagers, looks rapidly change and it’s often hard to recognise a 15 yr old from when they were 9.

Of course judges do hate it, because: it’s so time consuming (though less so now that it’s so recognisable); it’s hard to resist jumping across the bench, grabbling the defendant by the lapels and asking how can you be so stupid; and there’s always the nagging fear that the defendant might have a defence which they’re doing so much to conceal that you’ll miss it. I had a fotler trying to prevent the prosecution offering no evidence and the court dismissing all the charges against him, and then he tried to judicially review the court for finding him not guilty.

Sooooooooo does that mean she has a Sword of Steam (possibly a Russell Hobbs Iron?) or is it just a hilt due to water and fire cancelling each other out? I’m so confused and that’s before we get to grammar and general rules of the English language.

Yes, much like she didn’t think of reporting alleged videos of Ella participating in child sexual abuse…until she was in a spat with Team Ella on the HRes Facebook group, and needed a weapon against them.

“Fat Purple Haired Dyke….” Oh dear… Now I’m no expert on UK law but I’m pretty sure that’s libellous, criminal and an invitation to the men in the white coats to make return visit with their rubber walled van.

By the way, little tip in case you didn’t know – if you report different parts of the same video, do it from different accounts/channels. If you use the same channel to report it twice, the second one overrides the first.

It seems that Sasha Stone has made a really terrifying film about 5G called ‘5G Apocalypse – The Extinction Event. It starts with Mark Steele saying the 5G rollout is a weapons system. The way he describes the development of the generations and what’s to come I found myself waiting for him to announce that 5G will become self-aware at some point, in which case we can expect a terminator….or something. Anyway, David Icke makes an appearance. Mark Steele does his thing to save Gateshead. Then someone called Thomas Joseph Brown appears and he’s apparently ‘Director of Sciences – New Earth University fellow’. I have to say that description piqued my interest so I went off to look at the New Earth University website. First thing to come up was an advert for Jim Humble’s (bleach man himself!) book. Jim is also a ‘fellow’.

The faculty at the New Earth University will be interesting to some of you as Sir John Walsh of Brannagh (now also using the title ‘Dr’) is on it. There’s a smattering of real Phd’s in there alongside some dubious ones and I enjoyed reading about people’s specialisms. There’s the usual wellness and woo stuff in there as well as some more (probably Glastonbury friendly) topics about energy and the like. (Some of the faculty have done Ted Talks so who am I to judge!) While wellness and woo predominates I came away disappointed not to find courses in Defence Against the Dark Arts or Mandrake potting. Closest thing was ‘vibrational testing’. I’ll leave that to your imaginations.

Since at some point all internet traffic will be routed (at least partially) through 5G networks, the only way that Neelu, Devine and the walk-into-lamposts man can be certain that they will not be effected by this terrible directed weapon system is to perform a precautionary disconnect, smash their routers and never use the internet again.

Of course. if they do that, the rest of us will be able to enjoy fast connectivity without having to endure these nutcases.

Lots of Freeman-on-the-Land scamming there:
“UCC: How to Own Your Strawman by Bibi Bacchus, NEU School of Natural Law Faculty. Learn from this inspiring, eye-opening 40-min. film gifted by Sacha Stone introducing Bibi explaining the basics of Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) – how to kill and then own “your strawman.” 25,000 + people have studied this …”

I’m not too sure I like your tone as I am a former student of the NewEarth Uni and received First Class Honours in ‘Own Your Own Strawman’.
You make it sound questionable?. Did you make it past third grade? I did. I am indeed, one of the 25,000. They’re going to make a TV series about us and I’ve just received the synopsis: The Disappeared : “25000 people suddenly disappear and the re-appear 10 years later having not aged a minute but seemingly have had their brains re-arranged spouting all sorts of New Age Claptrap leaving family members puzzled” : a script by former Warwick University Chancellor Angela Power D’Isigny (for it is she) Ben Affleck & Matt Damon, creators of the Oscar winning movie ‘Good Will Hunting’ (although Damon & Affleck played very minor roles and were deemed “co-writers” even though they just worked in the studio canteen.)
My Strawman:
## apologies..a mix-up: that’s just a snap of me on the way home from the pub.

The next course I plan to major in is “Why Do Vegetables Need Friends?”. This is one of those questions that have vexed me all my life. Kept me awake at times & on other occasions I’ve woken up with start after a nightmare where I’m being chased by giant carrots yelling “won’t someone think of the vegetables ! ..oh the humanity ” (especially after a late night snack of cabbage soup).

Patersons natural talent for colliding with things could have launched a career on the telly or assisting medical students studying the long term effects of post concussion syndrome.The man is truly wasted simply joining words together randomly on YouTube at his ripe old age.Sad.

I informed Angela, Kaley, Matt, Praterson and Devine and asked them for their thoughts, to no avail.

Not even Alanson’s on-off blood brother Arthur Kaoutal has said anything.

Meanwhile, Alanson’s old mucker Malcolm Ogilvy, who traditionally posts 5-7 posts about the Hampstead dad a day, hasn’t mentioned him once since Alanson’s sentence was announced. Read into that what you will 🙂

LOL, I’ll bear that in mind next time he names a protected witness and his children and threatens to have him and everyone who defends him put through a woodchipper by gangsters or hanged from the nearest lamppost. Bless ‘im 🙄

Andy really is proving himself once again to be a despicable onanist in every sense. I see that he hasn’t taken up my suggestion that he get a soap box and get down to the Marina to spout his bollocks to all the holiday makers, surely the much wider audience he so obviously craves. “Manic Street Preacher “…Oh the irony! I reckon he is shitting bricks because after what happened to Sabine and now Alanson he must know that if a certain father has made formal complaints about him then a return to the UK may not be beneficial or easy!
EP. Don’t let up on this bastard. You have him by the balls and he hates it. Shove his 200 year old plastic royal seal right up him!

Call me naive, call me simple, call me Alice Bracegirdle-Smythe if you must (the name I use at the Bridge Club) but seeing David Noakes made a few ££million quid from GcMAF why can’t he fund a trial of 20 cancer patients under the gaze of accredited cancer specialists and prove his concoction works and at the same time save his partner-in-crime from a French jail?

Angie believes if she can conjure up any old newspaper article of abuse it somehow justifies all her claims of which she has no proof.
Anyway she better watch out- there’s a new Sheriff in Town called Kaley who has a new method of deciding guilt.

I’ve been out of the loop on this one and thought I better catch up so I sat down to watch John Wanoa this afternoon. I think he’s been on a Stanley Unwin course. Do they offer that at the New Earth University?

Sneak preview of David Noakes’ next appearance (with support group) in Southwark Crown Court:

The court had to be cleared owing to the roars of ribald laughter which greeted the appearance in the witness-box of the twelve red-bearded dwarfs all in a heap. Their names were read out amid growing uproar. The names appeared to be: Sophus Barkayo-Tong, Amaninter Axling, Farjole Merrybody, Guttergorm Guttergormpton, Badly Oronparser, Churm Rincewind, Cleveland Zackhouse, Molonay Tubilderborst, Edeledel Edel, Scorpion de Rooftrouser, Listenis Younghaupt, Frums Gillygottle.
Cocklecarrot: Are these genuine names?
A Dwarf; No, m’worship.
Cocklecarrot: Then what’s your name?
Dwarf: Bogus, m’ludship.
Cocklecarrot: No, your real name.
Dwarf: My real name is Bogus, your excellency.
(At this point the court had to be cleared)

Devine reads a Neelu Berry screed very badly (Linda Thyer, Crown and Lord Bishops, Equity Lawyer, Swiss Indo, all the usual stuff). Then we get one of Neelu’s phone calls to the RCJ where she’s demanding that they allow Noakes appeal and stop Thyer’s extradition. The admin officer who answers the phone stands for no nonsense but then rather meanly passes her on to a team leader who gives her far too much information before realising and telling her to to email in.
Neelu then rings and asks to speak to Dominic Raab. Thyer and Noakes are now “whistleblowers” – another Humpty Dumpty word with Neelu – whistleblower = criminal. She gets a bit distracted by geography. “Are we still in the commonwealth? Does that include Europe, is Europe in the Commonwealth?” Having rung the wrong person in the wrong department she gets cross with them for not having the right information. Then she rings the foreign office and same again, Linda Thyer has been kidnapped and disappeared and that is the sanest thing she says. She is a witness of the assassination of 2 million people and a qualified pharmacist (sounds like a confession).
Then she rings someone else “you’re through to the British Consulate in Paris.” “Is that in France?” This receptionist sternly says she can’t share details with any old nutter who rings up and that’s that.
Then Andy Devine says he’s surprised that Linda Thyer wasn’t released after all that.

where she’s demanding that they allow Noakes appeal and stop Thyer’s extradition

There is no Noakes appeal. The hearing for confiscating his proceeds of fraud has been postponed due to his insistence on dispensing with legal counsel and not bothering to prepare himself… after that comes his extradition hearing. Thyer has been extradited, so there is naught for the RCJ to do there.

I was going to share that link you posted on Twitter to that old site showing David Noake’s previous attempts to promote another fake cancer cure before GcMAF (the one where you asked why he’d stopped and whether it was because it wasn’t profitable enough), but I can’t seem to find it. Would you mind posting it here for people to see?

Not directly to do with the blog, but I’ve had a call from a number withheld company saying that they’d been in touch with people in my road earlier this year (not with me they hadn’t) about funding for works and that the government would be releasing the funds this time next year and would I be interested. I said I wouldn’t do business with a company with a withheld number and discontinued the call. He rang back and I said I didn’t want to seem rude but I wouldn’t do business with a company that withheld its number. Am I being overly cautious? I don’t want to be discourteous to genuine people.

I had a look at an old BBC article (from around November last year) and if I read it correctly Mr Noakes no longer claims that gc-maf cures cancer. I posted under the video asking people to be vigilant (I didn’t exactly put it like that). Unfortunately, people who believe in unproven conspiracies will probably think the BBC are part of “them”.

Smut, I always wonder why the people who believe in chem trails don’t take into account that “they” or “the elite” or whatever they like to name the powers that be breathe the same air as we lesser mortals.

Certainly not being over-cautious. I would never discuss business from an undisclosed phone number and I had this problem 5 years ago dealing with a car insurance company trying to beat me down in price for a write-off after an accident.
Each time they rang from an undisclosed number and were trying to beat me down on the payout- each time I made them ring back on a recognizable number so I would have a record of the call- each time they got the huff and inferring I was being unreasonable- each time I told them basically to piss off. I got what I wanted in the end and my records of their calls became a complaint with the insurance regulator which ordered them to apologise and cease calling from undisclosed phone numbers.

Still rambling on with his nonsense but wow- very slow. His lost his aggression but still believes if you put it in writing (but not briefly ie: 100 pages) it makes it real.
Poor old thing. he & Andy won’t be leading any Revolution.

You can also run the number through sites such as WhoCallsMe to see if the number’s been reported by other people, who often leave quite detailed descriptions of their experiences with the number in question. I usually just type the number into Google and several SCM-type sites come up linking to info’ on it.

“I’m a Private Investigator for the Crown and Lord Bishops”. Nutter.
How could Noakes appeal a case he plead guilty to and has served the sentence?.
I’ve never in a lifetime of meeting nutters, one who thinks you can ring a court and get a case acted upon.

I’ve lost track of the number of versions of that story he’s told: he’s named multiple assailants (some imaginary); he’s got up and chased the guy, beaten him up, or maybe not; he’s described the punch as nothing serious, a punch in the face, a punch to the temple, and a death blow; and he’s said he went home afterwards because he saw no need to see a doctor, and that he had to go to the hospital for treatment. If I had to guess, I’d suggest this might be related to the police’s reluctance to pursue the matter in court.

I hope you’re all ready for a good laugh ‘cos this is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages.

Here’s Tom Dunn talking to Caspar McCloud who lives in the USA but apparently grew up in Manchester.

When Caspar speaks there’s no trace of a Manchester accent. In fact I thought he was South African and had probably lived in Liverpool or Birmingham for a while. But no, he claims to be English. He doesn’t know how to pronounce ‘Savile’ properly though, which is odd and a bit of a red flag.

But heck, Caspar can’t be telling lies. He was famous! He was touted as the next Jimi Hendrix!

Oh crap! Tom does the interview and notices nothing odd because…er…I have no idea because how couldn’t you spot this scammer at 50 paces? Tom seems to think all is ok though. Do they give awards for gullible?

“was touted as the “next Jimi Hendrix” by the legendary Ahmet Ertegun, CEO, and Founder of Atlantic Records.”..indeed he was but what Ahmet said at the end of that sentence was.. “ie: career dead and over by age 27”

Having a spot of insomnia here and thought I’d watch Caspar and Dunny…first thought was OMIGOD THE HAIR!!! But that was before Caspar started talking. I nearly ruptured something laughing…he looks like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush. And what in the name of all that’s holy is that accent supposed to be? How does anybody actually believe this person about…well, anything? I thought my respect for Dunny could descend no further. I was wrong.

And believe me – Ertegun knew what he was talking about. I don’t know if you’re familiar with him – and apologies if I’m teaching Grandmother to suck eggs – but he was one of the people behind not only Atlantic records but also its subsidiary Stax, which was arguably the most influential and important label in the history of soul music, creating as it did that legendary sound generated by the stable of talent that included Otis Redding, Wilson Picket, Booker T and the MGs, Arthur Conley, The Bar-Kays, Sam & Dave, Isaac Hayes, Eddie Floyd, the Staple Singers and many more. I was going to recommend a book called ‘Ahmet Ertegun and the Godfathers of Soul’ or something like that. I read it years ago but it doesn’t appear to be in print any more. But dare I say it, the Blues Brothers movie is also a great love letter to Stax, featuring as it does several songs from the label, with their band made up primarily of former Stax musicians 🙂

And while I’m on on, I consider this one of the greatest live performances of all time:

There’s a lot of homophobia from hot-diggety man and then from the Duncemeister himself, starting at 31:34. I’ve reported it anyway – I always try to grab opportunities to shut Dunny up when they present themselves 🤭

Andy is either gonna cream his jeans or explode with rage over this Moani usurper/clone/wannabe. Is it gonna be Kings Law/Bench or Queens Law/Bench which comes out on top? Strap your selves in for a bumpy ride folks.

Well, after having looked into him, i have come to the conclusion that he is not gullible, he just does not give a fuck. He has a long history of working with criminals and hoaxsters. Among them APD of course, but also racist hatepreacher Coach Dave who was driven out of his coaching job by a citizens initiative, SRA scammer par exellence “Honeybee aka Moneybee” Melissa Zacharia who scammed concerned “pseudochristians” off of 20.000 Dollars for a groundbreaking “documentary” about SRA that she never delivered. She also took footage from a mexican drug cartel murder and claimed it was a satanic snuff film. She then used this illegal footage to get another 10.000 via Gofundme for a “Memorial Film”. Researching her court records, i found out that she herself has been convicted of child abuse and neglect. Dunn will sell her as a heroic fighter for the good, nevertheless.
The same goes for L.A.. Marzulli who bought the corpse of a “demon fairy” from some guy in Mexico, heavily monetizing it and using it as proof for the coming apocalypse and the existence of demons and angels. Later it turned out that the demon fairy was the crude work of a makeshift taxidermist. And the list goes on and on. Long debunked fake SRA victim Karly Franz Noel: he had her on of course, and his idiotic followers believed every word. Karly has changed her narrative in the meantime, she is a secret clone now, and enslaved author and songwriter who wrote most of Lady Gagas songs without being compensated. I could continue this list for hours, but just to give you one last example, he made a “documentary” about a guy called David Arthur, who of course was a gay/trans/drug-addict/criminal/pedophile, got infected with HIV and was miraculously cured on his deathbed after he found the lord. Dunn regularly states that all gay people are pedophiles by nature. In one of his latest videos “Are you ready for legion” he advertises tutorial courses he holds for exorcism. Of course these are free, except for the cost of the printed material you get. wink wink .He states that in in some cases these exorcisms wear down on all participants, may cause fatigue and other injuries, even serious harm. But never mind, because everything is better than having demons amongst us. Exorcising adolescents a speciality. I reported him for damgerous conduct and scamming and would appreciate if you did the same. In his latest video “Good boys” he tries to contain himself, yet it is full of homophobic slurs and states that gay and trans people are only waiting to become pedophiles and go after your children, should they not already be after them right now. Of course he is also extremly anti-abortion and calls the abortions either “satanic child sacrifice” or “baby holocaust”. Whoever does not agree with him is blatantly called a Nazi. This is something i am especially disgusted by, because he shares most of their worldviews, especially regarding his homophobic and antisemitic slurs. He and “Call for an uprising” to a large part led me to reconsider my religous worldviews and explore other paradigms.

In “The story of David Arthur” you can learn more about the miracle healing of this guy. It is full of hatespeech. I just found another video where L.A. Marzulli. claims his house burnt down during the california fires and asks for donations. Isn’t it funny how it is always gods good people who get their equipment stolen multiple times like APD or get their house burnt down. Makes you question your faith, doesn’t it ?

Just taken an opportunity to report Matt Taylor’s latest channel. In his latest video he gives out the name and address of a fellow troll and makes a remark that he hopes he was anally raped in prison.

Criminal Law Act 1967
5 Penalties for concealing offences or giving false information.
(2) Where a person causes any wasteful employment of the police by knowingly making to any person a false report tending to show that an offence has been committed, or to give rise to apprehension for the safety of any persons or property, or tending to show that he has information material to any police inquiry, he shall be liable on summary conviction to imprisonment for not more than six months or to a fine of not more than level 4 on the standard scale or to both.

He’s panicked and taken that video down, by the way. But I managed to get a backup copy just in time, which will be forwarded to Sussex Police. He watches this page like a hawk and when he gets wind that we’re gonna report one of his videos to YouTube and/or the authorities, he gets cold feet and takes it down. I should think he wouldn’t want his anti-abuse mates to hear his rant about how he hopes someone got anally raped either. But he may have to suck it up, as I’m putting a highlights vid together as we speak 🙂

He posted those videos of himself reporting that protected witness to police and even said in them that he acknowledged that he was on a suppression order forbidding him from naming him.

This really is endless harassment and a case of making that victim fearful as he wouldn’t know from day to day whether Taylor is going to falsely accuse him or not. The man has children to look after- children who really have been through an awful experience of being tortured into making false allegations.
This mob won’t let it drop. They are a danger to the father and his children. We don’t what deranged person could pick up on these allegations and think they should mete out punishment.
Day after day it’s a battle on here to get their attacking and illegal videos that name people taken down.

More of them must go to jail and be dealt with harshly. I now believe McNeil deserves her lengthy sentence as her campaign has spread far and wide. Her lack of remorse has painted her as a martyr to her followers (not that they really give a stuff about Sabine) and they have taken up where she left off.

“The money won’t be going into John Wanoa’s pocket”..oh yes it will as Wanoa has said many times that the “seed money” can be spent on his living expenses while he sets up his imaginary corporation and he has filmed himself spending it on living expenses at Hong Kong airport etc.
I don’t whether these Wanoa fools are so thick they believe this hogwash or just scammers like Wanoa.

# That Daily Mail article about the Maoris making a claim on a Sydney suburb with the flag and so many similarities to Wanoa but far more organised makes me think they were at this far longer than Wanoa and he has simply nicked their idea and tried to make it his own. The head woman, whatever her FOTL stuff does seem like she may genuinely be related to former Maori “royalty”.

Wanoa’s work history reeks of a man who has tried numerous attempts to make money and he appears to have failed in each venture like his chauffeured car business and as a real estate agent. He’s been booted out of genuine Maori Land Right’s groups as a troublemaker.
He’s a man with a deteriorating mental state who has desperately latched on to a land right’s battle but instead of a few acres in Sydney wants all of Britain. And note: they both even have a car park claim?. But they appear to be reasonably sane (reading their previous Lice Removal prospectus).
I reckon Lord John has hoovered up all their information and it’s come out all garbled as the King’s Park bench Law.
Is Wanoa just another plagiarist like Icke albeit 10 times nuttier?

The head woman, whatever her FOTL stuff does seem like she may genuinely be related to former Maori “royalty”.

Unless, of course, she made it all up. It is a recent addition to her artistic practice. The Daily Fail are not going to waste time investigating someone’s claim to a chiefly genealogy, when they don’t even know the difference between “ancestor” and “descendant”.

Perhaps Paterson has a MK-ULTRA split personality, so one of his alters regularly threatens to kill anyone who disagrees with him (and in fact claims credit for deaths he imagines to have already occurred), while another is terrified that he is the one threatened with death.
Alternatively, the feckin gutless chickenshit has at most one personality, and it’s absolute garbage.

You may have hit on something. Let’s see what we have here. (1) A person who threatens people with murder. (2) A person who claims he is going to be murdered. All consistent with him being the person who attacked himself.

And am I the only one who thinks that his threat to “counter attack” his imaginary attackers and his proclamation that “these people will be dealt with” is a little sinister? We already know he is mentally unstable.

The Voices have informed praterson of the real identity & address of his imaginary persecutor; told him that he would be acting in justifiable self-defense; and advised him to operate undercover.
Obviously he is more likely to walk under a bus or into a lamppost than he to injure anyone else, but if I were in the UK, I would keep the constabulary informed of his clearly-stated intentions.

Yes I’m only assuming she may have been related to Maori royalty because she presents herself as sane but then again, she is claiming to own half a Sydney suburb in a scheme that is likely to be laughed out of court.

My royal roots however can be easily proved as I still have photos of myself with my late Aunt Marie Antoinette at my 5th birthday party when she famously declared to the assembled guests..”let them eat cake”.

Do you think Prattleon and Kaley’s decision to go underground has anything to do with this ?. Looks like the End Of The Road for King’s Park Bench Law although Lord Wanoa is predicting islands will rise from the sea and he has generously proclaimed Andy will have one of those islands (Personally I’d prefer one already inhabited and with good infrastructure- Tahiti would be nice) and others will sink. I’m hoping it’s not the one I’m on- Australia although it’s really a continent and as Queen Nefertiti of Ratehi has announced she owns most of western Sidney (yes she spells it at way such is her attachment to the area) I reckon I’m safe here.
# doesn’t look like anyone has informed Matt Taylor.

Semolina, this is the sort of thing that irritates me the most about this hoax. If people want to waste their money on John Wanoa’s scam it’s up to them – they’ve been warned but looks like they’ll have to learn the hard way. I’d probably heard of the hoax in a minor way when it was first in the news but heard about it again circa the time of Mrs McNeill’s trial. I don’t know anyone involved in the Hampstead accusations mess personally (well I live a long way away from there) but it saddens me that some years down the line from the original events innocent parties are still being targeted. It will be different children there largely now (children being at primary school for about 6 years from ages 5-11, maybe earlier if there is a nursery class, which many schools do have now) and I would imagine there have been staff changes at the school also, so nasty trolls are having a go at people who weren’t even at the school back in the day. People deserve some peace to go about their everyday lives.

I love Podcasts – listen to them in the car or on public transport – and this a current favourite series : ‘Con Artists’.
Today I listened to this one: Anna Anderson Pt. 1: The False Anastasia
What I like about this series is that the presenter also delves into the psychology of conning and with this latest one the similarities in the mindsets between the matters we discuss here and the fake Grand Duchess Anastasia Romanov are revealing and well worth a listen.https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/parcast/con-artists

# I’m not referring to any single person of course when I mention fake royalty and I would never be so rude to but for some reason the name HRH Grand Duke Wanoa of the British Isles and All Her Dominions ( except for the Australian State of Victoria) comes to mind.
## Another series I have lined up : ‘Conned’ https://connedcast.com/

You can almost imagine Barnett shaking with excitement seeing she has accused every Australian ex-Prime Minister of Satanist Baby Eating including Paul Keating now that the famous photo has appeared of his NY based daughter Katherine Keating emerging from Jeffrey Epsteins’ house and being farewelled by Prince Andrew.
Manna from Heaven for the Devil Fruitloop Brigade.

I like “The Paranoid Strain” (explaining conspiracies) podcast and have recently started listening to Tuesday Money The Elephant Lounge. She covers a variety of matter. She’s recently done the loonier fringe of some fans of a deceased pop singer (think of a documentary that was screened earlier in the year) and is currently covering propaganda.

I shouldn’t be surprised… It has been mentioned many times before that a lot of the people involved in the hoax seem to have a dis-proportionally large number of convicted pedophiles in their groups ( business associates that were involved ‘in the trade’) others staying at hoax supporters houses before going on the run…
And now a ‘pedohunter group’ that their ‘head of security has multiple breaches himself….

Before she went private she responded to a post accusing her of being a hypocrite when she attacks Hampstead residents and the ‘protected witness and more importantly- the children- and actually denied she ever had.
Weird or what?.

Ooh, the little liar! It was him who started the “Flo is Ogilvy” rumour, with me and numerous other Hoaxtead associates repeatedly trying to tell him that was incorrect. And did he listen? Nope. He blocked us, branded us trolls… and then blamed US for starting the rumour 😂

Well. I don’t use the “F” word in normal conversation. I blame it on my Catholic upbringing. I may occasionally use the asterisksed “***” for emphasis in written conversation but that is merely literary shorthand for a hard Paddington stare.

However, I think the real take away from this missive from Neelu is that rumours involving her and Edward Ellis are wide of the mark!

It has often crossed my mind that most of the people we come across are fairly stupid. A reasonably intelligent person with evil intent might be able to fly completely under the radar. Benjamin Field very nearly got away with his first murder and was only caught because he failed to kill his second victim before she got wise to him.

The article linked to claims a “pedophile ring was exposed”. In fact the article only mentions “suspected” rather than a real ring being exposed but I remember this claim because it all turned out to be no more than the sort of people we deal with on here, calling the cops and claiming they heard about a “pedo ring” much like the Hampstead hoax.

The claims fizzled out into nothing and the police quietly dropped the claim just as the media has been hyperventilating over a convicted sex offender suspect (with police assistance) who was cleared as having nothing to do with the William Tyrell case in the Coroner’s Court on Friday.

I find the whole entrapment matter very questionable as it seems to me that it is encouraging pretty sad cases to take action when they may normally never do anything in their lives to break the law. It is of course a “fantasy” crime they are committing- despite my thoughts it IS a crime on the books but is it right?.
How many busted this way have previous convictions?.
The blokes busted must be pretty dense to think a 13 year old girl / boy wants to meet up with them and in real life, how many 13 year olds are out there trying to meet up with older blokes?. It must be pretty rare.

Most child abuse cases..over 90%- happen within the family or involve a family friend. It’s all illegal, awful and distasteful but these ghastly vigilantes fuel the notion there are “pedophile rings” behind every bush.
The very fact that the general public seem ignorant to the reals facts and figures re child abuse demonstrates that vigilantes divert attention away from where most child abuse cases happen.

And how ethical is for middle aged men like this bozo to be on the internet all day pretending to be a 13 year old enticing some desperado to send him nude photos?
It really is a thought crime as this dickhead doesn’t seem to realize that it isn’t illegal to be a pedophile- what’s illegal is acting upon those desires. There is the danger it may prevent real pedophiles who seek help as they fear exposure.