Colette wrote:Fuck. The ascension of Queen Artie Schwartz-niger I would have brought a rapid end to the Brittannian-TA war and would have saved <a href='http://tinyurl.com/y42zurt'>alot</a> of resources and hassle.

If the weak and rotting Brittannian empire cannot be taken through peaceful means, then we will take it through genocidal ones.

EDIT: Request that Queen Artie have a portrait in the Royal Palace.

Artie would be a terrible Queen, do you know what happens when the English monarchy is too German? Bad shit.