Awwww, thank you soooo much Irina. I'm actually having a pretty terrible week so this thread is officially the highlight of it. All of it. You WON my spring break / 21st birthday.

audreythirteen wrote:

I got you this quote to remind you of all the things you're not going to remember from this point on

MiggityMcWilly wrote:

labelleza wrote:

MiggityMcWilly wrote:

STILL, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE, JESSICA?

You're the neediest drunk ever. I mean, I don't know how delicious you would be compared to Imke's wolf fish dinner. There's room in my heart for both of you though, really.

that couldn't POSSIBLY be the neediest drunk thing someone has said to you.

That's not even the neediest drunk thing *I'VE* said to you.

Welcome to this side of the age scale.

So confused. But look! I got you something too!

I don't even remember why this shit makes me think of you. I'm no longer on the inside of our inside joke but for real, that looks really fucking good, doesn't it?

Liberum69 wrote:

My gift will be watching my hilarious drunken antics... in 3D!

Oh my god! It's going to look like you're having epiphanies RIGHT AT ME!

Tuffy wrote:

Also.

Disgusting.

Tuffy wrote:

This one actually looks like you.

Racist.

Tuffy wrote:

I got you this.

You're gonna have to wrench it away from that little girl by force though.

()

Adorable! I love them all.

Imke wrote:

Happy birthday! :)

Nice! I haven't gotten a real life cake yet. Someone promised to bake me one yesterday but forgot the cake mix. Weirdly, she did not forget the Funfetti frosting. So... we all ate spoonfuls of that sprinkled with sprinkles.

Like stoned, homosexual hobos under a bridge.

The moral of my story is that my friends are dead beats and enabled the disgustifiction of my birthday so you now have all their jobs.

188416 wrote:

WOOHOO! Happy birthday!

As do you! I love this cake. Even though I'm terrified of sharks so it's pretty much my worst nightmare acted out on a baked good. I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie though so I'm alright.

I'll try my best! I can't tell if that computer is made of food stuff. I'd probably have to lick it to make sure.

Fano wrote:

I wish you a very super happy lovely great wonderful and coooooool birthday!

Your face is super great lovely wonderful and coooooool.

Hattie wrote:

I can't believe you are a Pisces, Jess. You seem far too extroverted and fun to be one of us.

Haha. Nah, I'm just okay at faking it. Almost everyone I know is extroverted to the max, so I just copy them since they seem somewhat well adjusted. But that's exhausting which is why I spend so much time here. Of course I'm in the Pisces club for a reason, they don't just let anybody in.

Happy birthday Jessica! I'm running a bit late saying, but I hope you have had a nice day whether you like it or not and your week better be nicer to you too or I'll just have to have a little chat with it.

Sweet. Although people have been telling/singing that I'll be a woman soon for about a decade now. But earlier this year I really did realize I now refer to myself as woman instead of a girl... so it finally happened, I think. I've evolved.

Can you... can you see me right now? Because my room is a disaster. Or have the rumors about its filth just reached New York at this point? I'm cleaning it tonight. I promise!

newgirl wrote:

Happy Birthday Jessica!
Yay! Sugar rush :D

Thank you! That's Kit's cake but I'll borrow it for a while.

pepper wrote:

Happy birthday Jessica! I'm running a bit late saying, but I hope you have had a nice day whether you like it or not and your week better be nicer to you too or I'll just have to have a little chat with it.

Don't worrryyy about it. I didn't really celebrate it until you posted this.

I did have a better weekend. It wasn't crazy or anything (mostly because my crazier friends all spent the week in Vegas... WITHOUT ME... it's okay though, they're bringing me back an ugly oversized t-shirt).

I got successfully intoxicated at some point and during this, a friend told me I should apply for a job at his car insurance company. This sounded like a BEAUTIFUL idea to me and I spent at least 4 hours that morning (still drunk) updating my resume. I haven't really done much lately so really what I mean is that I tried out every single font to see which looked better. The answer was whatever default one I had in the first place.

So I guess we'll see how impressed he is with that. I realized later that I spelled one of my new reference's names wrong but I don't think anyone will notice. "Annna" is probably someone's name.

Other stuff happened and almost none of it involved cops or even vomit... so it wasn't perfect but maybe next year I'll do better.

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:

Happy birthday, baby. I love you.

Thanks, babe. You can't tell but I reciprocate those feelings sometimes.

Fano wrote:

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_ wrote:

188416 wrote:

I feel like I missed something...

Chris is being funny.

*fix'd

Classic Chris.

Mricpx wrote:

Jessica is 21 already? They grow up so fast.

Last year you said I was older than you thought I was. All I do is disappoint you.

ScribblingDes wrote:

Don't they? She was just a baby when she came bouncing in here.

Pfff... for your information, I haven't grown at all since then. I don't know what that proves but there it is.

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