Darling let me back inside this houseDarling let me back inside this houseI'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouseBaby, when I come home from workI need a drink to relax my nervesIt's not enough to stop at three or fourBut you love to kick me out that doorDarling let me back inside this houseDarling let me back inside this houseI said I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouseWon't let me drinkWont let me smokeWon't let me laughWon't let me jokeThe meanest women that I'll ever knowBut she loves to kick me out that doorDarling let me back inside this houseDarling let me back inside this houseI said I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mousePuta, puta, puta, putaAfraid to kiss you when I come homeI'm tired of sleeping on the couch aloneI'm loud and stupidI'm a slobBut it doesn't mean I don't need loveDarling someday I'm gonna leave this houseDarling someday I'm gonna leave this houseAnd when I do, I'll be quite as a mouse