July 7, 2011

You need one, you know. What do you think... teeth/no teeth? Kissy-face jaw-lunge? Are you supposed to do something with your tongue behind your teeth like Elizabeth Hurley does to look consistently beautiful?

Do you want to look predictably decent but always the same in all your photographs? Or would you prefer spontaneous moods for different occasions... and all the risks that come with letting your feelings determine the appearance of your face?

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A few years ago, I was waiting to have my picture taken for my driver's license, while one of the local anchor girls was having hers done. When the camera went off, she did her photo face, exactly as described in the article.

The Blonde needs to find one. She hates having her picture taken, even though she's a pretty good-looking woman.

As a photographer, I see a lot of this. Some people's photo-face is just fine, but other people have adopted a go-to look that's just silly looking. It's very difficult to tell people this but sometimes I do. A go-to face is just fine for group photos, but when doing a portrait, I'd much rather have genuine looks. In the digital era, we can shoot as much as need to. I'm not limited to a few exposures. I'm pretty good at making people smile and I can usually get a really good smile but sometimes you don't want a smile, you want something else. If the subject is determined to maintain the "photo face" it can be a pain.

It's best to take a lot of shots and then trash nearly all of them, but it's often the case that someone poses you and takes exactly one picture, and you have no control over where that picture goes.

I used to be afraid to smile big in these kinds of pictures, but the result was a stupid simper. It was important to learn to abandon inhibition and do the big smile, with teeth, because it would probably look better than the cramped smile.

Check the comments at the comments over there for song parodies. There's a hilarious version of "This Land Is Your Land" (for conservatives). And Meade turns "Idiot Wind" into a thing about the WI SCt "chokegate" story.

I agree that big smile is usually best, unless you're horsey looking. I fixed my smile after viewing a local TV show I used to be on - ugh, realized I'd picked up the "upper teeth way too exposed" look, like I used to see in the old LA Times Society pages. Those go-to smiles were deliberately phony IMO.

My photo face is to assume the look of, "Oh, you're taking my picture? Here? Of all places? Why?" It looks good on me. In fact, it's the expression I used to the photo you see next to my name. Otherwise, I choose the Althouse method: look away from the camera entirely. Profiles: It's not just for mugshots anymore!

Oh, but there is good news: I've seen a lot of advertisements lately for companies that will airbrush and photoshop your photos for you, so you can then put them up on Facebook or dating sites.

Apologies for the interruption, but I thought you should all know that the current top headline at Yahoo! Finance is "News of the World Shutting Down Amid Scandal". So we're probably never going to have the chance to use the photo face anyway.

I got up the other day, and caught a glimpse of my good side in the mirror. Took my hot ass right back to bed and kinda got carried away. Haven't been able to look myself in eye ever since. I seemed like I was I enjoying it, but I had never tried some of those things before, and maybe it was too far - too fast in our relationship, but you don't live forever. I'm sure we still love each other, and can remain open an honest once time has done it's thing.