Quotable: Jesus Wouldn’t Want Carrie Prejean At A Club Past Midnight

“We are not completely certain that we want Carrie in a nightclub setting at the hours specified… As you can understand, this is in direct conflict with who she is. Her reputation as a Christian is more important than any public appearance attention or monetary compensation. If … you have an opportunity for her to speak to young adults, or physically challenged athletes, she would love it.”

—Carrie Prejean‘s rep, on why Carrie needed to pull out of a midnight appearance at nightclub Shrine in the MGM Grand. Right, because staying up past midnight ruins your rep and not eight sex tapes? Carrie stood to bank $15K from appearing. Also, since when do dance clubs offer opportunities to speak to physically challenged athletes? [NY Post]

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