I FIGURED OUT WHAT THE HOLE IN YOUR UNDERWEAR IS FOR!

Okay... You all are probably thinking "Duh, it's to shove your dick through whenever you need to take a piss." But how many of you actually do this? Reaching through that hole and fishing around for your schlong is not what you want to do whenever the tank is full, you just pull down and whip it out.

Now, let start off my theory of the "penis pocket" by asking a question:

How often are you just lounging around on your couch watching the game when you notice that your sack has decided to relax and your crotch starts to sweat just enough to stick to your legs due to your sweatpants?

And the solution? Grab a pinch of your sack and pull it through the hole. BOOM. Instant comfortable separation of sack and leg.

when you a stomp the fuck out of a trick while blasting a sick song and then you throw up gang signs and mime gun blasts and shit and youre all like "YO FUCK THE WORLD IM A YOUNG BLACK MAN WITH A LUCRATIVE RAP CAREER AND I CAME FROM AN IMPOVERISHED FAMILY HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT THIS GANG SIGN" - pomme-de-terre

doesnt really work so much in the winter, but pantlegging..... or shortlegging i guess... is the most fucking amazing thing ever. i cant say i ever over the fence in jeans though, occasionally in shorts if i decide to change it up a little bit