The folks at Nike wanted to honor the Chinese New Year of the snake in their own unique way. So they made a shoe that looks like this.

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From Nike’s press release:

According to the Chinese lunar calendar, those born in the Year of the Snake possess an infatuation with all things beautiful in life — a fitting inspiration for this collection.

Okey dokey. You can find the shoe tomorrow at stores nationwide. This version of Nike Air Max 1 and Nike Dunk Sky Hi are for women only. Sorry fellas, you’ll have to wait until next year when Nike makes a shoe out of Mr. Ed.

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