Well, I hear something else. It's the Hug Plane, and it's coming in for a landing.

Wednesday, May 6

My favorite trenchcoat ever.

I've been one lazy-ass blogger lately, and that laziness is going to have to continue for just a few more hours, but in the meantime I wanted to share with you something that arrived in my mailbox this afternoon:

I'm going to go ahead and declare this the hottest cover of any magazine ever published -- and yes, I'm including Playboy,Penthouse,Cosmopolitan,Vanity Fair, and The Economist in that discussion. I mean, if you can think of any better ones, feel free to share, but until then I stand by my statement.

A little background info, on the off chance that you needed any, here.

The fact that douche-B.A.G. (Brian Austin Green) is getting under that coat does diminish it a bit, as does the fact that she thought he wasn't creepy when they met when she was 18 and he 30. He evidently liked her "mind", what a mental midget.

"[Your raw sexual magnetism is so overpowering that I don't know what I might do around you, so for my own safety it's probably best if you s]tay at least 200 feet away from me at all times."
— Erin Andrews, ESPN