The anti-sorcerer group, which is believed to have as many as 1,000 active participants, was organized after witch doctors, who traditionally charge 1000 kina ($472), a pig, and a bag of rice to determine a cause of death or ward off evil spirits, began demanding sex as well.

In addition to murdering the "evil sorcerers," it is believed the cannibal cult also consumed portions of their victims' brains and other organs, and prepared soup from their penises in an effort to become bulletproof.

I'm confused. Who's the anti-scorer group? The militant group seeking revenge against rogue witch doctors? Or the cannibal cult? Or are they one in the same? Also, doesn't making a soup out of someone's penis so you can become bulletproof pretty much make you a scorer?

Tatterdemalian:crazyeddie: This is what you sound like, Christians. Enjoy your bag of dicks...

/full of god's love.

To you, maybe. But that's okay, because your retardation is mostly harmless and immensely entertaining.

/now tell us how Pat Robertson is responsible for burning ancient manuscripts in Timbuktu//they were burned by someone who called them blasphemous, some Christian must be responsible

We were too busy grinding up archaeological sites in Iraq for aggregate, manufacturing the stones you're now throwing at Islamists for destroying historical sites in Timbuktu. Where was your outrage when half of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon were destroyed to make way for a military base?

Religious extremists, in all forms, are repugnant. Eventually, we'll grow out of religion - and religious extremism is helping.

hitlersbrain:Because gods have small penises. They use magic to make sure all their followers have small penises. Since we have no tiny dick gods, our dickbags need to be massive.

No way dude. Read "Horror On Howth Hill", a Lovecraft parody by R.A.Wilson. Among stunningly overwrought footnotes, he and his pals discuss god-penis sizes. They then determine that a certain goddess has a vagina parsecs deep!

"We ate their brains raw and took body parts such aslivers, hearts, penis and others back to the hausman(traditional men's houses) for our chief trainers tocreate other powers for the members to use," one ofthose arrested said.

Gyrfalcon:The anti-sorcerer group, which is believed to have as many as 1,000 active participants, was organized after witch doctors, who traditionally charge 1000 kina ($472), a pig, and a bag of rice to determine a cause of death or ward off evil spirits, began demanding sex as well.

I can't fault them for this.

they're smart. their power figures took it to far and a price is being paid. we could use some of that slice & dice spirit in the States.