you heard it here first

Okay my biggest prediction for 09-10 season is this.....
Kobe will beat Jordans Playoff record of 63 in the finals next year
I figured i say it before the season even started to know i'm the first to put it out there.
Does anyone else have any crazy predictions???

The craziest prediction ever- Tim Tebow decides to use his Godly powers to allow him to play in the NBA for the Cleveland Cavs. He starts at PF and despite being undersized he uses his heart and determination to will his team to a NBA Finals Victory. He is then crowned the second coming of Jesus, goes to India, and converts everyone to Christianity. After much conversation, the U.N. decides to declare Tebow the King of the World and as his first act of king he slays Lord Voldemort with the help of Scooby Doo and Shaggy. How's that for a prediction?

OK, now my predictions:
D.J. Mbenga avereges 48 mpg, though his PER is -12.6
J.J. Redick wins the slam dunk contest with a 3pointer lol
Jose Calderon beats up Renaldo Balkman during their first meeting
Ben Wallace wins the 3point shootout
Lakers doesn't win a single game
Celtics meet Sacramento in the finals
Whole Celtics' frontcourt gets injured and Bill Russel decides that he must come back
Beno Udrih has a chance to win the game 7, but he kicks himself in the head on a dunk attempt, hits the floor with his it, becomes insane and lives the rest of his life in the Garden's lockerroom.