This is the 5th time I've lost my virginity. The first time I didn't have a clue what I was doing. The second time, the sand got into crevices I didn't know existed. The third time, I thought I knew what I was doing, but it turned out I didn't. The fourth time, the other guy won, we laughed for hours, and I had bruises on my arms for weeks. May I be blessed to lose my virginity with ever increasing frequency, until every morning I shout at the sun in joyous tones "I AM A VIRGIN" and have the decency and gratitude to act like I mean it.

Damned hippies

Anyway, my name is Rob and I live in London, and you're all wonderful. Or scary. Depending how paranoid I am at the time.

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?!"

And just because you are paranoid does not mean we are NOT out to get you...

Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care NOT who writes this nation’s laws. ... S.J. Perelman

seriously if live in london you are in trouble. I suggest giving me your airfare (from gatwick not heathrow) so i can go in your place and give you detailed guide on how to lose your virginity. because burning man is shit don'r go

FREE THE SHERPASBurners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.CATCH AND RELEASE.

Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care NOT who writes this nation’s laws. ... S.J. Perelman

robsmiley wrote:This is the 5th time I've lost my virginity. The first time I didn't have a clue what I was doing. The second time, the sand got into crevices I didn't know existed. The third time, I thought I knew what I was doing, but it turned out I didn't. The fourth time, the other guy won, we laughed for hours, and I had bruises on my arms for weeks. May I be blessed to lose my virginity with ever increasing frequency, until every morning I shout at the sun in joyous tones "I AM A VIRGIN" and have the decency and gratitude to act like I mean it.

Damned hippies

Anyway, my name is Rob and I live in London, and you're all wonderful. Or scary. Depending how paranoid I am at the time.

We are both wonderful AND scary.

Welcome to the board.

*** 2016 Survival Guide ***"I must've lost it when I was twerking at the trash fence." -- BBadger

But Savannah is mostly wonderful. And MDF. And... and... well... LOTS of others!!! But stay away from Ygmir and FIgJam. They're just evil. (((-kidding!-)))

Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care NOT who writes this nation’s laws. ... S.J. Perelman

OK, I take it back. You can add Ygmir to your "love 'em" list. Just understand he may look like an advertisement for a diaper company. (I am SO going to owe him a brewski or six when we finally meet on the Playa!)

Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care NOT who writes this nation’s laws. ... S.J. Perelman

Graidawg, I was thinking of going by yacht and bicycle That way, I can spend a month in a Nevada, and eleven months getting there and back.

And thank you Savannah, Jkisha, Roark, and H.G. Crosby. May I offer you all a nice cup of tea, and some cookies? I have cushions.

And Simon, I sure hope so. Why else would I come all the way to the desert, other than to have my white ass handed to me? Please tell Edgy that I haven't forgotten about the food idea, and also that I'll kick HIS ass to Wadsworth.

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?!"

graidawg wrote:ok I'll come on the yacht and drive the support vehicle (don't cycle the 447 or you will get squished) i am currently at a loose end

I confess this is far far far more an aspiration than an actual scrap of a concrete plan, but the moment my life allows it I need to do this. Just once. It would be totally awesome. I'm sure we could get a scurvy crew of pirates together.

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?!"