Dirty Snow Birds: Seniors in Florida

TAKE A WALK ON THE WRINKLED SIDE

Jon Stewart Reports On Those Dirty Florida (Snow?) Birds!

By Elizabeth C.

GAWKER listed this gem of a video from Comedy Central’sJon Stewart Show as a reminder to twentysomethings that they too will “will someday mash your withered genitals up against some other past-its-prime grapefruit…You know, like when you’re old. Like forty or whatever.”

Dare we suggest that surely there are some hot wet vaginas (or penises if the choice may be) — and maybe even working at Gawker — who would eagerly do the dirty with Jon Stewart, who’s creeking toward 47, or Robert Downey Jr., 44, or even, Nick Denton, who’s slouching toward 43!

If you want the names of women over 40 who can still arouse, we suggest visiting here. And even if you had to wait until your 70s to do them, all you’d have to do is close your eyes and remember when!

And if you fear for your future days and nights in bed, be heartened by the studies that say that, like a fine sauvignon, sex improves with age. So tell us who over 40 you’d do the nasty with.