The water running down that pipeLooks like a snake to meBy "Doc's Sugar Bowl" my coffee gets coldBecause I don't want to see thatI've got no one to blame but my fat selfI've got no one to blame but my fat selfI'm the biggest oneI'm the biggest oneI've got no one to blame but my fat self

Should have changed that stupid lockShould have thrown away the keyNo, no, not I, I will surviveRight down here on my knees 'causeI've got no one to blame but my fat selfI've got no one to blame but my fat selfI'm the biggest oneI'm the biggest oneI've got no one to blame but my fat self