And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.

I enjoy larger posteriors and I cannot prevaricateYou other siblings cannot denyThat when a girl enters, with a diminutive waistAnd a rotund thing in your faceYour corporosa cavernosa engorgeWould like to get closerBecause you noticed that her posterior was filledIn the knickerbockers she was wearingI'm enthralled and cannot look awayOh, child i would like to talk to youAnd take your photographMy friends tried to warn meBut that posterior of yours hasMe very excitedOoh, caress your fine skinYou mentioned that you wanted to ride in my luxury sedanWell take advantage, take advantage, because you are not an average womanI have seen them dancingI will forego the romancingShe perspires, makes her skin moist, as if she were a sports carI have grown weary of periodicalsThat mention that small posteriors are preferableWhen asking the average african-american maleHe will answer that he prefers a larger posteriorGentelmen (yes) gentelmen (yes)Does your spouse have a large posterior (quite so)Well then cause it to gyrate, gyrate, gyrate, gyrateThat woman has posteriorI enjoy them rotund and largeAnd when I'm performingI cannot contain my excitementI act as though i was a species other than humanAnd thus i have developed the following dilemmaI would like to bring you back to my residenceAnd grunt repeatedlyI am not talking about gentlemens periodical magazinesBecause polymers were made for toys

And don't EVEN remind me of the time I had to tell a patient they had an osteosarcoma in her left femur that had metastasized into their left ishium, bilateral ilia and entire lumbar spine. She was a like 'Whah, whah, whah, WHAH!'

Let me tell anyone thinking about entering the medical field one single thing: patients are the worst thing ever, they're like a friggin' cancer, except for the ones that have cancer, they're actually some how worse.