1) recently, when i masturbate i rarely think about having sex. i more often think about someone else’s hands controlling my toys… or just pinching my nipples while watching me fuck myself in the ass and pussy with my dildos. all while calling me a bitch and/or a whore and commanding me to cum. this is a more recent developement… but it’s really working for me these days…

2) last guy i slept with couldn’t keep it up so we ended up acting on this. this was a first for me (which is shocking even to me) and pretty much blew my mind out my clit. i feel like a woman now.

3) for guys out there that are into getting your fingers in asses, you know you can’t just go back and forth between the pussy and the ass right? i have come across this a few times… where a guy seemed to not know how bad that is for us. especially girls who are more prone to UTI’s… this is a fool-proof way to give her one. and they SUCK. like the hugest horse cock ever. so try to be conscious of all that …

4) when 2 guys fuck a girl at the same time i am really curious what that feels like for them. it must feel like a hot dog fight in there… i mean that wall between is pretty thin. i bet it has a lot to do with angles…

5) when i use my rabbit to help me get off my orgasm is significantly less impressive than when i use my hand. i have done an official study with graphs and pie charts and shit. my body actually responds more intensely to the touch of skin than that of silicon.

6) i was able to squirt for a while. then i lost it. i wonder what happened… i’m doing everything the same…

7) i am still so blown away by girls who have never had an orgasm. seriously. get a vibrator with varying speeds and hold it on your clit. you will eventually cum. i am not the easiest girl in the world to get there… trust me. have never had one through oral. didn’t have my first till i was 22. but if i had known then what i know now… just trust me.

8) group sex is sO 2010. i want some.

9) i want to read a REALLY sexy book. any suggestions?

10) i just recently remembered i have a pair of police issue hand cuffs from when i worked in film. what sucks is there is nowhere around my bed to hook them. i imagined building something on the wall to fix the problem… hmmmmm…