standing on one leg whilst singing "The Distance" by Cake and imagining that they are a hump back whale swimming off the coast of Scotland while I photograph them with my Camera with an empty bottle of Pepsi Max for a lens?

standing on one leg whilst singing "The Distance" by Cake and imagining that they are a hump back whale swimming off the coast of Scotland while I photograph them with my Camera with an empty bottle of Pepsi Max for a lens?