It’s no secret that Internet headline generator Matt Drudge is obsessed, much like the rest of Washington’s press corps, with ex-Secretary of State Hillary Clinton: Her ambition, her hatred of the press, her age. It’s no secret, either, that Clinton is 66 years old. So why is Drudge depicting Clinton with a bizarre Photoshop of a 16th-century painting?

Besides Clinton’s face, the artist of the new composite, PixJockey, added what appears to be a metal nipple guard in the shape of a pacifier and a $ sign to the bag’s exterior. “It’s only a joke, of course,” the artist wrote.

Drudge seems to have discovered the cropped version through a Google Images search for “old hillary clinton.” (You have to scroll down quite a bit to find the website hosting the photo he eventually used.)

The photo anchored several links to articles about Clinton’s age and health:

Former press secretary: Hillary might not run...

Clintons seek to show new vigor amid age worries...

'She works out every week'...

FLASHBACK: KEEPS FALLING...

VIDEO: Young Supporters Struggle to Name Her Achievements...

Still, Drudge couldn’t exactly hide his delight at finding this new (and fake) photo of Clinton. Shortly before uploading it to The Drudge Report, he tweeted:

Had an especially good time updating the DRUDGE REPORT this morning. Thank you!