Just how many damn writers do they have? Some stuff, like Cliff, makes me piss my pants laughing. Emily's little corner leaves me wanting to call all my ex-girlfriends and tell then what pieces of shiat they are because she reminds me of all of them.

Flyairdave You already have. Now, if you want to be immortalized, send in a photo of yourself.

Some of the very best Cliff captions are the short ones, with one notable exception the "Constipated Pirate of the Caribbean." Yar! Most are just soybean filler--drinking/ kicking in the 'nads kind of juvenile humor.

Ben is the only writer on that site that has evoked laughter from me on EVERY single one of his updates/reviews. Zack comes in at #2, followed by Jeff.

Cliff's comments have been going downhill for awhile, they must be running out of ideas or having trouble finding good pictures...I didn't laugh once at any of the comments on the last three updates (ok, Meat-Wheels! evoked a smile)

On the flip side, Comedy Goldmine has taken a turn for the better in the last few weeks.

Today's update was funny (meatwheels! heh), just not nearly as much as, say, "I OPERATE THE WHITE TRASH COMPACTOR", or "pork pork Pork PORK IN THE CARAMEL CHAIR!", or the one with Tycho and Gabe of Penny Arcade (do those guys even know that Cliff hates them too?).

Hello, I am that guy who doesn't do anything worthwhile so I go around badmouthing other peoples work.Damn this link sure was SOMETHING AWFUL, geddit it's awful because that is the domain name. Did you see it at the top of the site!!!

emily is lowtax's woman I think. be nice or he will magically get your IP addy and ban you from something awful forums.

or he'll *think* he got it and ban some totally unrelated person from the something awful forums.

then post about here it and gloat, but not have any response when you tell him that no, they didn't ban you, they banned someone else, and besides you haven't been in the forums at SA since they were free, and all those ugly cat photoshops were going on , and people were all fighting over that chick who called herself sexkitten, and that 'artfag' was chief lame-o for having nothing to do but run her post count up every day.