There are literally seven other sites on the internet

Why are you still clicking on this website

This is clearly a spoof

For over a decade, Natishco Enterprises has been providing episodic entertainment for bored civil servants and former Alberta Conservative youth activists. Sure, it’s a niche market, but the kind of niche market that is going to put its boot up your niche market’s ass.

From the Natishco head offices in Ottawa, Ontario, our employees are dedicated to reformatting our web page design until it is functionally indistinguishable from that of an insurance company. Then the bucks will come rolling in. Once that happens, we get a dog.

Professional Services

I’ve been to meetings like the one pictured above. Looks like there’s a full translation detail there – swank. They probably have coffee in those big silver urns outside, heated by – what’s that called? – chafing fuel. Just googled it.

Comprehensive Programs

Rule number one of successful conferences should be don’t give this guy a mic.

Amazing Results

Like we said before, once we changed our website to look like an insurance company, we got a dog. His name is Rocco.