Would this new most excellent jacket.. which I would wear quite proudly, I might add.. have my name embroidered upon it's hopefully blue fabric? With a cute little pair of fangs? And perhaps a shiny little emblem of a jello-cube? *gets all excited in this hope* Yes!

If I kept calling through the door.. with ridiculous requests? Crayons, silly putty, comic books, Star Wars action figures.. you know.. just the average needs for a Blue Rubber Room?

If I brought various bright syrups.. then with the waffles.. we constructed spongy bits of Lego with the syrups in the batter.. to make a cool fort to tell scary stories by flashlight, late at night? (ok. must be tired.. that sentence-thing took me far too long to construct.. and still looks whacked out )

If brought the life size version of The Game of Life which in turn creates an alternate universe force everyone to choose which life they choose also every decision you must spin the wheel.*click, click, click........*

Are you kidding? Alternate universe? Get yourself in here right now, Mr PigPin!

.. if I somehow enticed Vanna White to come read us our options after each spinning of the wheel? Ahhh, but I'm thinking more the Vanna from the mid-80s (yep.. had a 'thing') .. heh.. might as well use this universe splicing magic to our advantage, eh?