"In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...And we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

Little Johnny was home on summer break and there was a framing crew next door building a house. He was fascinated. That evening little Johnny's dad asked him about his day. Little Johnny explained how he had watched a house being built. Little Johnny's dad then asked if he had learned anything from the carpenters. "I sure did!", he replied, "if that *&^&^%$# board isn't cut just ((&*&%$# right the &^&^%$#@ (*&^%$# just won't (*^%$# fit"!

Little Johnny was home on summer break and there was a framing crew next door building a house. He was fascinated. That evening little Johnny's dad asked him about his day. Little Johnny explained how he had watched a house being built. Little Johnny's dad then asked if he had learned anything from the carpenters. "I sure did!", he replied, "if that *&^&^%$# board isn't cut just ((&*&%$# right the &^&^%$#@ (*&^%$# just won't (*^%$# fit"!