You ever wanted to be sedated?

Now’s your chance, with Punk-o-Matic, the do-it-yourself punk music composition tool. With a stripped down, three-man band, you select riffs for the bass and lead guitars, drum beats for the drummer, hit Play and — oi! — you’ve created your very own God Save the Queen or California Uber Alles in all their thrashy glory.

Between sets, click the Dude button for a profanely hilarious discussion between the site’s snarky narrator and two blue penguins.

Be sure to lower the volume on your speakers first, though. Wouldn’t want to upset Miss Priss over in the next cubicle.