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Little Minions: Cyril the Swindler

Don't do business with Cyril. He's a swindler and a liar without any sense of remorse for his underhanded dealings.

It's surprising how many are taken in by his promises and that big grin. But then again, only the desperate seek him out, and desperation dulls logic.

He coos and coddles, assuring them they've made a wise decision coming to him.

Discretion is assured, until he uses the secret to blackmail.

Contracts available for the tentative. Even if they were worth the paper they were printed on, Cyril has a talent for fine print. Be careful what you ask for, since he bends and wields wording to his benefit.

lol It's strange because there's a sub group of minions who all live in one land apart from the other minions, but I have yet to learn the name of it. Not that it's important, but I catch myself thinking "Hey, you live in the same area as Mr. Toadlington". I'm almost at the point where I want to create a map of where they live, if for nothing else, then my own pleasure. Maurice, Cyril, Toadlington, Bixby and a couple of others all strike me as neighbours.