Before we get too far along, you should know that just 500 of them will be available to order in, surprise surprise, Los Angeles. If you’re not in Los Angeles, well, in these times, it’s just kind of nice to know that weed bouquets now exist, right?

But say you live in LA. And say, at this point in the relationship, you probably know if they’re the kind of person who might appreciate a verifiable fuckload of Purple Princess or not. And they’ll need to have a doctor’s rec for cannabis to get it. Which should be a decent good clue, as well.

As of tomorrow, you can place your order through their website, for $400. On February 14th, a guy who knows a guy will drop off the big bouquet at your loved one’s place. They’ll have trouble missing the giant bouquet of cannabis interspersed with wildflowers and eucalyptus.