Pixy stix

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Kids pixy stix are bad. They mess you up worse than even kittens. Huffing kittens is like training for Pixy snorting. The magic dust will leave you in such a daze, you will begin to see Snowmen, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer [sometimes with a broken leg], and Curious George walking around town. He may ask you for a high five. That is only the first step.

Level Four-You have nearly reached total effed-upness. The fourth effect of snorting is...small Jewishkids will jump up and down in circles around you!

Level Five:THE FINAL-So far, no one has ever reached this level of Magic. It is suggested that only veteran Pixy snorters even attempt this. Make sure you have sufficient time, Rockstar Energy, and creepy back alleys to do this in.

Snort-Either do a line with a straw up nose or mouth. Beginners are advised to use oral ingestion. Vets can try nasal if they like. Sometimes, the extremely experienced may try multiple "Pixy Piles." This is when you pour multiple Stix into your hand, and snort them right up your nose, no straw at all! For a Pixy Pile, sometimes try mixing flavors-who knows the outcome!

Smoke-This one is simple. Take an unopened stix, burn the end, and breath lightly in and out. Sometimes you must dap the lit end on tongue, which will give an immediate high. It also clears the air passage, but you may have to relight the Pixy Stix.

Swallow-Well, eat it like its supposed to be eaten, you pussy!

editONE IS ADVISED TO USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN SNORTING PIXY STIX, BE GRADUAL!