At the time of their break-up, the July 2011 issue of Playboy had already been printed with Harris on the cover and the headline “Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” Hefner remedied the mistake by slapping each issue with a giant sticker that covered her assets and read: “Runaway Bride In This Issue!”

Harris chose to fire back on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM Radio show, telling Stern that sex with Hef only lasted “like two seconds.”

“Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it,” Harris said. “I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef — sorry.”

Hefner also had a change of heart in the media, telling Entertainment Tonight that he felt like he’d dodged a bullet by not marrying Harris. “Quite frankly, I don’t know what I was thinking about. I think my natural state is single. I’ve tried marriage twice, not successfully. These were not the happiest times of my life.”