Bart/Johnny Rotten: When I hired a guy named Sid Vicious, I assumed it would be a thirty year business relationship!Jimbo/Steve Jones: I told you, we should have gone with Tom Responsible.Bart/Johnny Rotten: Slag off!

Jimbo: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second grade babies.Bart: Why would I want to?Jimbo: Because I said "I dare you." Kearney, can you read it back?Kearney: (reading) "Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to dump that bees' nest on those second-grade babies. Bart: Why would I want to? Jimbo: Because I said 'I dare you.' Kearney, can you read it back? Kearney, reading: Nice prank, Simpson. I dare you to--"Jimbo: The point is, Simpson, a dare has been placed on your nards.Bart: My nards accept.

Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya?Homer: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?Jimbo: Can I!Homer: You're in. Here's the sack.Moe: But you gotta supply your own doorknobs.

Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man! Let's get him!Jimbo: Wait, why are we getting him?Martin: Look, fellows. The first snapdragon of the season.Nelson: Nevermind. Let's get him!

Follow The Simpsons

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!Homer: D'oh!