For Christ's sake, they want to add MORE to this wild drug born device?

No, they have simply realized that their production facilities can't really handle making them (easy enough to make a prototype or three but more than that becomes a hassle) and now they're trying to save face by claiming they are improving it. Regardless of what they do, it will still be a turd and I'll keep buying from Fender and Godin until Gibson gets its head out of its arse.