Riot police call in Mitchell brothers after running out of options

As London riots continue for a third night, authorities are becoming increasingly desperate. David Cameron has cut short a holiday to Italy, police and firemen are facing violence whilst trying to gain control.

In these incredibly difficult circumstances, the authorities have decided there’s only one thing left to do — they’re sending in Ross Kemp and his brother Phil Mitchell.

The brothers, Kemp and Mitchell, are famous hardmen from Eastenders and are widely known as the toughest actors on BBC1.

Kemp has widespread respect in the UK after single-handedly killing dozens of Taliban whilst filming in Afghanistan, and has met with, and personally threatened some of the World’s most dangerous gangsters.

As word spread that the brothers were being let loose by police, the crowds quickly dispersed. Locals are now just concerned that once the brothers have been released, will police be able to bring them back in? One thing people do know, is now the brothers are on the rampage, things will get a lot worse before they get better.