I just made VWAV Carrot Raisin Muffins with no sugar added. So clean, yet so drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty. The Madonna-whore complex in muffin form. Sure they look innocent, but their spicy flavor will give you the spanking you deserve.

I just made VWAV Carrot Raisin Muffins with no sugar added. So clean, yet so drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty. The Madonna-whore complex in muffin form. Sure they look innocent, but their spicy flavor will give you the spanking you deserve.

You wooden spoon wielding minx!

Put 'em in the oven, baby and watch them rise!

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I just made VWAV Carrot Raisin Muffins with no sugar added. So clean, yet so drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty. The Madonna-whore complex in muffin form. Sure they look innocent, but their spicy flavor will give you the spanking you deserve.

_________________I would eat Dr. Cow pocket cheese in a second. I would eat it if you hid it under your hat, or in your backpack, but not if it was in your shoe. That's where I draw the line. -allularpunk

I am not sure if "vegansofig" has already been mentioned. I am so sick of their "plant strong week" (what does that even mean?). Veganism is NOT a weight loss program and being fat does not mean you are not healthy or fit. ugh!

Also "eat clean" sounds so obnoxious, I don't even!

Ugh, yes. I tag most of the stuff I post on instagram with #ilovefatandsugar. Because all that clean food and healthy eating stuff is just too much sometimes.

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If I had instagram or whatever, I'd tag all of my food as #yumdirtyfood or something.

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Friend: [posts fat-positive video]Fatphobe: [responds with a bunch of fatphobic nonsense]Friend: HEY NOT COOLFatphobe: but, SCIENCEOther people: Okay, show us the scienceFatphobe: IT IS BASIC MIDDLE SCHOOL SCIENCEMe: Many things I learned in middle school turned out to not be true. Here is some actual science, please read it.Fatphobe: I DO NOT WANT TO READ YOUR SCIENCEMe: I really encourage you to read Health At Every Size for some solid scientific research.Fatphobe: [posts a stream of articles criticizing HAES which are clearly written by people who have not actually read the book]Me: *throws up hands in despair*

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AND clearly it was a mistake for me to respond to that person, who suddenly went from theoretical conversation about fatphobic pseudoscience to directly personally attacking me based on my Facebook photos. excuse me while i go die in a hole.

_________________Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnationblog!FB!

AND clearly it was a mistake for me to respond to that person, who suddenly went from theoretical conversation about fatphobic pseudoscience to directly personally attacking me based on my Facebook photos. excuse me while i go die in a hole.

CQ, that's forking awful!

_________________I ate the shiitake out of inappropriateness. - Hollie

Guys, I have an employee who is a teenager and eats AWFULLY. She has no worries about fat or body size, but she lives on sweets and crisps and regularly flakes out during long shifts. She's a student and lives in halls during term time and home during breaks.

She's asked me about veganism before and I'd love to introduce her to it, but I feel like she'll live on Oreos and chips. How can I show her awesome vegan food but also be like 'eat protein and vitamins sometimes' without making it a weight conversation? She's skinny as a rake but I think that's just her body shape, I'm not interested in trying to persuade her to change her weight.

I think it's important that we explain how to be healthy* vegans so people don't give it up, but ultimately it's none of our business whether someone eats healthy or not. I think when you talk about going vegan you can give examples of what you did to eat healthy ("I realized I felt so much better if I ate beans at least once a day.") Make it about you and your experience and not about what she currently eats.

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I don't mean to be rude and I know you're concerned but it's not really anyone's business what another person eats. If she wants to be an Oreo and chips vegan then by all means, be one!

_________________"...anarchists only want to burn cars and punch cops."- nickvicious"We'll be eating our own words 30 years from now when we're demanding our legislators outlaw aerosol-based cyber dildo-wielding death holograms."- Brian

This was so apalling, if it wasn't so disgustingly hurtful it would be comical. I mean, really, just sit back and watch him try to extricate his foot from his stupid mouth. I'm really happy with Laura's takedown of him:

Laura forking Beck wrote:

Yes, it took me several sit down sessions with an evolutionary psychologist to learn that the only face hole good for eating is my mouth. You shoulda seen me as an undergrad — stuffing mashed potatoes into my ears and trying to push loaves of bread into my eyeballs. Sometimes I still forget! It's so hard being fat-dumb.