I went on a game show and answered all the questions with hypotheticals. At a break in taping, the producer told me to give him a fact or he'd beat me up. I thought it was just a line. I said, "Yeah, I'll give you four, man."

Producer Tex Williams...humph. Don't pay attention to him, guys; he's office rocker. His protests are out-wages. Every time a bit's started and we commit, team, he ting-les with excitement. Any port in a storm, buddy, and, Tex, a port with bits is a port to cherish. Guys, if fire him, I'd get on the Bit Bandwagon and maybe even pay-stub posters around town, advertising said bits.