Friday, October 11, 2013

Why Columbus Day?

Chris never set foot in North America. Seems like Leif Eriksson Day or
even Amerigo Vespucci Day would be more to the point

One should also consider
that Columbus died in denial, maintaining to the end that he’d landed in Asia.
And forget the myth perpetuated by everyone from author Washington Irving to
Bugs Bunny: Columbus wasn't at all concerned with the roundness of the earth.
Pythagoras proved that back in 500 BC, collaborated two centuries later by
Aristotle. By 1492 most educated people knew they weren’t living on a pancake.

So what was his motivation?
Money. What else? Spices were the hot commodity of the day. Figuring a faster
way to get them would amount to winning a multi-mil lotto.

But where he
actually landed was Hispaniola. Crashed, rather. That’s where the flagship
Santa Maria ran aground and sank. His treatment of the natives was barbaric
enough to make even his sponsors, Ferdinand and Isabella, cringe. On CBS
“Sunday Morning” with Charles Osgood, I learned that the aboriginals, realizing
the Europeans intended a permanent colony, despaired of their future and
committed mass suicides.

Nor was Christopher
Columbus the first to find the new world. For openers, the natives they
encountered obviously got there considerably sooner. Maybe they displaced even
earlier inhabitants. This planet has
been around awhile, you know.

Leif Ericksson siting the New World

But the fact is, Norse Viking Leif Eriksson probably
landed in present-day Newfoundland around 1000 A.D., almost five centuries
before Columbus set sail. Some historians claim that Ireland’s Saint Brendan or
other Celtic people crossed the Atlantic even ahead of Eriksson.

So…why is the New World called the Americas instead
of, say, the Columbias? Did no one consider it a New Leif? Ah, kiddies, Grandma
will tell you.

Enter Amerigo Vespucci. Mr. V was born in 1454 to a
prominent family in Florence, Italy. As a young man working for local bankers,
he was sent to Spain in 1492 to look after his employer's business interests.
Being a voracious reader who collected books and maps, he was at the right
place at the right time. Thus inspired, Amerigo began working on ships, going
on his first expedition as a navigator in 1499. This voyage found the mouth of
the Amazon and continued exploring the coast of South America – or whatever
they called it at the time.

Vespucci wrote detailed letters describing
the culture of the indigenous people; their diet, religion, and sexual,
marriage, and childbirth practices. The popular letters were published in many
languages and proved a much better seller than Columbus' own diaries.

So writing a best-seller was enough to get
two continents named after him? Not quite. There’s one more character in the
mix: a German clergyman/scholar Martin Waldseemuller, who liked to make up
names (including his own).

Leif Ericksson statue in MN

In honor of Vespucci's discovery of the new fourth portion
of the world, Waldseemuller printed a wood block map (called "Carta Mariana")
with the name "America" spread across the southern continent of the
New World. Thousands of copies of the map were sold across Europe. Within a few
years, Waldseemuller changed his mind about the name for the New World but it
was too late. The name America had stuck.

Still
wondering why we celebrate Columbus Day? Politics. It was declared a federal
holiday in 1937 when Franklin D. Roosevelt was courting Italian American votes.
Nowadays quite a list of states have knocked it off their official calendars,
though it’s still an occasion to save up to 40% at furniture stores.