Friday, November 04, 2011

As always, Jeff Stryker promises you will be "relieved" if you follow his orders

Go all the way down on this, F. Scott Fitzgerald: Porn legend Jeff Stryker (aka Charles Peyton) proves there are such things as second acts in America: For you-- filing for bankruptcy -- and for him -- as a pitchman for a low-rent lawyer in Los Angeles. But when the "Powertool" stud appears onscreen and starts ordering Cody the dog (!) to "sit," "stop" and to get "down" -- "Good boy!" -- you won't be sure if you've clicked on Jennifer Aragon Esq.'s WEB SITE , or if you've just entered the archives of Catalina videos. "Mrs. Aragon can't be topped," he assures potential clients in that deep, deep voice. And coming from him, that's really saying something.