Sunday, September 19, 2010

After repeatedly declining during his post-game press conference to discuss exactly how big his nut sack is, Michigan State head coach Dantonio finally spread his hands over a foot apart and said, "This fucking big!"

With his squad down 31-28 in the first overtime and facing a 4th and 14, Dantonio had his team run a fake field goal. The holy-fucking-shit!-I-can't-believe-he-fucking-did-that!-He-must-have-a-huge-fucking-sack! play resulted in a 29 yard touchdown pass and a thrilling 34-31 Spartan victory.

The assembled members of the sports media had been clamoring from the onset of the press conference to know the size of Dantonio's lower package. But the coach modestly kept refusing to answer the question. Finally, after the eighth time he was asked, Dantonio threw his arms open and revealed the size of his stones.

Even jaded members of the press corp burst into applause at the Spartan head honcho's modesty. Most said his sack had to be at least another foot larger because of his nuts-scraping-on-the-fucking-floor-dragging-across-the-shag-carpeting-game-winning call that left MSU fans delirious and the Irish faithful heartbroken.

Dantonio said the name of the play was "Little Giants," after the movie with the same moniker. Celebrating Spartan fans said the name of the man who called it was now "Big Sack" after their coach who obviously has a ginormously huge sack.

He is such an ass. Stupid sly smile and then tells Holly Rowe, by the way, the name of that play is " little giants". Ok A) who names a play in such a juvenile manner? And B) why the F do you brag about it?I can't stand him.

T9 - I couldn't agree more. that S--t eating grin of Dantonio's makes me want to vomit. He carries himself like such a d-bag 99.9% of the time. always so critical of his players, never enjoying the game. Then he acts like he's God's gift to football after the game. ugh.Honestly - I like Tressel more than him.imagine if that ball gets dropped - he'd be packing his bags for sure.I thought there were some great looks of disbelieving last week, but last night topped it for sure. The look on Kelly's face was priceless.glad he used that played against ND - hopefully our team will keep that in mind in a few weeks.

if you look at the replay, Notre Dame had the play covered at first, but 2 defenders were knocked out of the play by Sparty's releasing Tight End. With all else being equal on the field it took a heroic play call and a lucky break to win. Any of you would love to see a shit-eating-grin like that on Rich Rod's face if there were reason enough, so be thankful that Dantonio played that card before he faces your porous defense. Thank you.

"standard cleverness"? sorry, but this kind of useless smack IS his "standard".

it's rare that anything he types is anything other than a "you suck" themed pissy comment. scroll thru the comments and it's something like one of outta 8-10 that's anything else.

if he were an M troll saying things like this on a tosu blog, not only would he have been banned, the tosu blog would have tried to have him fired by now...

as for Dantonio, i suppose he has a family, maybe even friends (they say even Hitler had a dog that liked him), so for their sake, i hope he doesn't die. that said, i couldn't help but think of the Clarence Darrow quote:

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

1. Wake up - normally around 112. Yell at mom upstairs to make you some breakfast3. Come upstairs from the basement, making sure to touch the homemade Go Blue: M Club Supports You banner you've hung at the top of the stairs.4. Eat breakfast with mom - drown out her incessant nagging about why her Bath and Body works hand lotion is always missing.5. Go back downstairs and wait for SIC to come over.6. Go through the modified Barwis routine with SIC as your spotter.7. Log on to your computer, wait while SIC connects to the same WoW server you're on.8. Take a break from pwning, log on to Yost's site.9. Conspire with SIC to post something witty about srudoff. Give up after an hour and just type something lame.10. Listen to SIC talk about how his wife and his maid are both OSU grads - wonder secretly like everyone else if they are the same person.11. Fire up a game of NCAA 11 - argue over who gets to be Cam Gordon.12. Say goodbye to SIC - remind him to post something about srudoff.13. Disappear into the bathroom with mom's lotion and Denard the Happening queued up on your Iphone.14. A minute later, clean up and hone those mad photoshop skillzzz for Yost's site.15. Browse the Freep - think about how mad everyone would be if they knew that Drew Sharp was a facebook friend of yours.16. Log into Yost's site as your alterego, T9, and allow your feminine side take to over with insightful and hilarious posts.17. Curl up with a good book about Bo and fall asleep, dreaming about 1997.

I wish I was actually T9. She really is a lot smarter and makes a lot more money than me.

Seriously, there are about a dozen Ohio State blogs/boards that you could go onto every day and get giggles from with your witty comments and "M"orons avatar.

I just don't understand the satisfaction you get trolling on a rival blog every day. If you had something relevant or funny to say, that would be one thing. But for years you have just kept showing up and dumping backhanded comments. Maybe it is just my frustration with the Michigan football program, but enough is enough.

Why don't you go over to the Purdue Blog and starting trolling them? They actually beat the Buckeyes last year. It might be more fun for you to spar with fans of a team that can fight back.

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