Your Bag of Peanuts Will Never Taste the Same

In light of the recent flight-attendant-scapade, Gawker reports on what David Sedaris called “crop dusting,” in which flight attendants — bored or angry — walk down the aisle of a plane and fart.

Actually, that’s one of the funniest things I’ve heard all day, especially if you imagine them doing that while leaned over and making nice to one customer, and letting fly in the face of another. It gives new meaning to the phrase “two-faced.”

One can only imagine what other kinds of flight attendant secrets are going to be revealed in the wake of Stephen Slater-gate — I’m sure it will be plenty of things we don’t want to know, like what goes into our bank-breaking in-flight snack packs, or what kind fo cruel names are made up for passengers. Our self-esteem may never recover from this moment in history.