MY ex was over last night and she has a friend that thought he knew some shit. I've talked to him before and he's completely delusional. No submissions skills, no feet, elbow or knee skills.

Last night she said: "Hey, Corey is going to Ohio to fight in the UFC this weekend.
I said ""there is no UFC in Ohio this weekend"
She said "he's going to fight someone in Ohio"
So if you live in Ohio..........lookout!

This just happened this past weekend. I was at teh Y lifting weights. I had my headphones on minding my own business and a couple of young college or maybe still high school guys walk up to me and start talking. So I had to stop my workout and take off my headphones and talk for a second.

"Is that a vegetable ear?"
"It's actually called Cauliflower ear, and yes it is."
"Howd you get it?"
"MMA"
"Oh. I know a guy who got his fighting UFC"
"well he must be a real badass. excuse me"

I put the headphones back in and they looked at me like was a pussy for not getting cauliflower ear fighting UFC.

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