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Student Charged With Trying To Blow Up George W. Bush

A young college student from Saudi Arabia who studied chemical engineering in Texas purchased explosive chemicals over the Internet as part of a plan to hide bomb materials inside dolls and baby carriages to blow up dams, nuclear plants or the Dallas home of former President George W. Bush, the Justice Department said Thursday.

That must have seemed foolproof, because as we all know, George W. Bush loves playing with baby dolls and carriages.

By the way, bro, that’s not the president anymore. You’re a bit late. [AOL]

This is some love triangle thing with Prince Bandar. Betcha he drove all the way from Florida in a pair of Depends.

Oblios_Cap

It seems like only yesterday that they were holding hands and kissing each other on the lips. I can't say that they made a cute couple, though.

Still, love, like youth, can be fleeting.

DaRooster

"By the way, bro, that’s not the president anymore. You’re a bit late."

So?

jim89048

Yeah–right target, wrong time. You know, like Afghanistan.

PublicLuxury

He was arrested because he didn't get the job done. Maybe he'll have better luck next time and blow himself up. Dumb Ass.

SayItWithWookies

Let this be a message to the smart terrorists — our forces climbing the scale of stupidity, and have gone from homeless idiots to clueless chemical engineering students. The ones who actually represent a threat are next. Well, after the mouthy-but-harmless jackasses, people taking pictures of buildings and brown people playing paintball.

Oblios_Cap

It could take a while.

Muslin_vs_Satin

when do they release the details on his sleeper cell or terrorist network?
cuz you know muslins cant possibly ever be deranged, lone wolf types.

Hey, you might be on to something. I know when I had someone trying to track down a Gin Seng company (auto part maker) they got lots of porn, so maybe this was the reverse and he thought he was buying the TNT KABoom porn package for 39.95 a month.

mereoblivion

Who are you, Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm? That stuff's way too innocent for today's modern world.

Damned Texas State Board of Education. Everything's about the babies in their textbooks now.

SorosBot

If it wasn't for the Texas Board of Education and their schoolbook depository, this country would likely be a much better place today than it is.

zhubajie

"By the way, bro, that’s not the president anymore. You’re a bit late."

Oh, I dunno. He's as guilty as ever. I've been hoping some bounty hunter would pick him up.

LibrulEleet

Now one of the Bush girls will have to become president and invade Saudi Arabia "because they tried to kill my daddy."

ttommyunger

The FBI is conducting a vigorous internal investigation as to how this plot could have been hatched without their complicity and support. During a short press briefing, Director Mueller stated dourly, "These half-assed amateur terrorists shouldn't be out there on their own buying this shit and making these plots, somebody could get hurt!"

sezme

By the way, bro, that’s not the president anymore. You’re a bit late.
Well sure, but you know… better late than never.

rock_ette

I hope this doesn't mean they'll cancel "Take Your Baby to a Nuclear Plant Day". My baby Skeesix just glows after every visit.