I saw a flier about this new summer day camp. You came to the right place. Uncle Hawthorne's Day Camp. How, exactly, does it work? You drop 'em off in the morning and pick 'em up in the afternoon. And they have constant supervision? Only Superman has super vision. Touche. Sign him up.

Here you go, boys. Take a flier. I've identified a need here in the lagoon, and I'm providing the solution. Uncle Hawthorne's Day Camp? "Spending time with your brats, so you dont have to." You nailed the slogan.

Herman is bored. So is Clayton Every summer, it's the same thing. I wish there were a way to motivate them. You know, stimulate their little imaginations so they embrace the day ahead of them. Can we load 'em up on coffee? Tried that. Completely ruined nap time.

The best part about Martha's Vineyard in the summer is the celebrity sightings. That big crowd on the beach is probably the President. There's a movie star over there with her entourage and a famous author surrounded by his adoring fans. What about that guy all by himself? Cartoonist.