I really wish I had been a fly on the wall when these vintage Wonder Woman scissors were being designed. Did anyone try to steer them away from vivisection? Like, “Hey, it’s cool if her legs open super wide, but maybe it shouldn’t look like we’re just ripping her apart?” If you are some kind of animal who would like to be able to tear the warrior princess of the Amazons in half, there are a few pairs available on ebay.