That said, there's nothing wrong with an artfully prepared cup of coffee.

Or two.

Whaaaat, nah man, Earl Grey. Pickwick's Earl Grey, specifically.

...I want a caramel latte now.

Somewhat related tangent: Starbucks is the reason no one knows what a macchiato is, and that caused me a few headaches during my café-working times. Fuck you, Starbucks. D:_________________Men and patriarchy aren't interchangeable.

I can admit to the fact that I'm lowbrow enough to find the idea that having the big guy offer 'extra fap' by giving Squig a penis-shaped cup amusing._________________“I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator”- Richard Branson -
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