JADE:why not?JADE:our empress can hardly have a knight with such rusty combat skills in her serviceDAVE: will you cut it out with the evil jade baloneyDAVE: im not going to fight youDAVE: my rooftop dueling days are OVERJADE:en garde!DAVE: ughDAVE: even if we just went balls out jackass BANANAS with our swords here i mean realistically how much appreciable advancement in my battle skills would even result from thatDAVE: are you actually thinking this through or just going through the vaguely nefarious motions that come with the territory of being evildog!jadeJADE:im gonna go through the vaguely nefarious motions of kicking your ass in a minute if you dont put up your dukes!!!DAVE: yeah you probably willDAVE: youll probably annihilate me worse than my bro used toDAVE: dont you have all of your dogs insane powers and likeDAVE: god tier space powers on top of all thatDAVE: how exactly am i supposed to compete with thatJADE:by using your time trickery!JADE:come on dave do your timey thingJADE:get creative, make lots of copies of yourself or something... outsmart me!DAVE: no!JADE:yes!!!DAVE: ok here i goJADE:!!!!!DAVE: waitDAVE: nahJADE:grrrJADE:dave, just try a little time travel to get this fight startedJADE:see look, one of your time doubles is surely predestined to come from a few minutes in the future and appear behind me for a surprise attack, riiiight about...JADE:now!JADE:...JADE:no waitJADE:riiiiiiiiiight...JADE:...JADE:...JADE:NOW!JADE:....JADE:.....JADE:dave why is your future self being such a wet blanketDAVE: i told youDAVE: im not time travelingDAVE: i think im giving it up for good actuallyJADE::\

Hey check it out. Every week we'll be revealing some new troll characters from Hiveswap until Act 2 is out. Follow the Troll Call here, and meet the first two here. Expect a few more surprises like this to drop in coming weeks.