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Well thats me back from an epic trip to my birth county of Devon. God how I miss it’s red soil. Yes its true the soil turns a reddy colour in Devon due to the minerals in it. Whilst the train journey like any other was too hot…too long and too crowded the end resultread more

Hello lovelies, How the devil are we all? I hope unlike me that none of you are suffering from an awful migraine. I honestly dont know where this bad boy came from. I was having the most wonderful time performing at the Fling Festival with the talented beauties of Lydia Darling (fire breathing sex pot),read more

This is me sat in a cold terminal in Sydney. Thats right I said cold. Not only does Australia love its air con but they love it cold. Didnt realise this as I stupidly thought Oz was warm but nope this tour took place in the winter. Now this isnt winter like it is inread more

With my earlier hangover completely dissipated by mid afternoon, my rehearsals and preparation for the Big Tease at Red Bennies in Melbourne wasnt going to be affect. Whilst my wonderful friend Graeme thought I was a loon after waking him up at a ridiculous hour, I was eager to get to the show. A fabulous show withread more

This month Kinky & Quirky are going all out with a high octane, trash disco darlings, all fur and no knickers, hold the front page, wham bam thank you ma’am show that should knock you for six, slap you round the face, take you from behind and leave you screaming for more! Too much hype?read more

I hate trains. I mean really hate them. I tend to be stuck next to people who chew loudly, fidget or are genrally blah. So I was pleasantly surprised to be sat on my own for the majority of my journey to Cardiff to perform and host. I even loved when the spare seat wasread more

I have been drafted in to host a rather new event in Cardiff. I promise smut, rhinestones and cheeky winks (and that just me!) A BURLESQUE SHOW FOR ALL YOU BURLESQUE VIRGINS OUT THERE!!!! Be wowed and dazzled by the classic girls of: Khandie Khisses Felicia Noir The Bay Belles Lady Lace Luna Spriteread more

So I am officially another year old. 21 years old before you ask…haha thats what I have been telling myself for the last few years at least. I have to say my wifey Sara arranged an awesome party for me with oodles of chums of mine to show up. I got very drunk…and it wasread more

It seems a while since I updated you with my mermaid antics. The whole series of posts have been my post popular by far…well except the ones where I post booby snap shots. You can find my other blog posts about my mermaid antics here: Mermaid Mission, Bobbing Along, Fish Out of Water and Watersports.read more

Ok so this is a bit late…I humbly apologise. Ok I dont because its my blinking blog so I can post as and when I feel the need. Given that it was a somewhat subdued weekend wheere i spent a great deal rhinestoning various garments I have little to write about. I did however haveread more