Yesterday was a disaster. I had to take the Lexus in because the engine light came on, so I spent the day at the dealer drinking free lattes and eating fancy free French pastries off of doily napkins. While there, my friend Ashley Marie called and wanted to discuss our tennis doubles game that afternoon at the Country Club. They took forever at the dealers, forcing [...]

My posse and I went to the Columbia Art Museum this past weekend because we’re fancy like that. I snapped some pictures while I was there with my little point and shoot because I didn’t want to drag my big Nikon around with me all day. Well okay, honestly, flash photography is a no-no there and I [...]

My friend Yabu is buying a town. I have applied for, and been appointed to, the position of Head Pimp. Yabu wants a town full of whores and every day of my adult life I’ve wanted to slap a whore, so this will be like my dream job. My benefit package includes free medical, dental, and a [...]