#72 (03.12) My little secret

Usually it’s magazines, which seem designed for this kind of punishment. Like this copy of Toronto Life.

I also sometimes — and I know this is horrifying for people — read BOOKS. Usually paperbacks that have a magazine-like shelf-life, but books, nonetheless.

And in my dissolute youth, I sometimes read library books. I was more *careful* with them than with the magazines, but it still prompted my ex to sometimes barge into my shower and snatch a book out of my hand in outrage.

It’s a family trait. My father would sometimes get a section of newspaper to stick to the shower wall.