Two thieves. One emerald. No refunds. The Red Emerald is a blisteringly funny farce set in a crumbling, old German castle across from the Guildford Tesco’s.

Herr Falkenstein is broke. All he has left is his maid, his cat and his 12,000 acre estate. He throws a party to steal the Red Emerald – the most valuable jewel in the world, because nobody can quite work out whether it’s red or green. But more than one person is out to steal it...