Lindsay Lohan Ordered by CIA to Kill Col Muammar Gaddafi

In a bizarre twist to the rebel fight for the freedom of Libya, just hours ago classified transcripts were leaked from CIA headquarters that show a direct order was given to top CIA assassin Lindsay Lohan to kill Col Muammar Gaddafi with a single shot to the head from a 9mm pistol.

It is thought he was ordered killed to safeguard the US government against him "telling all" at trial, as it is speculated the US had done a barrage of illegal arms deals with Gaddafi over his 42 year reign.

It's now clear that whenever Lohan was taken into custody for her "petty crimes" it was a front for her to be able serve the CIA unnoticed.

When Director of the Central Intelligence Agency, David Petraeus was asked why they chose Lohan as an assassin? His only reply was, "She had nothing to loose."