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Conspiracy Expert Says Nothing Existed Before Yesterday

The Beginning Of Time

In a shocking statement made before the U.S. Supreme Court this morning, Conspiracy expert and Catholic priest, Fr.Walter Pedofile, revealed that nothing in the universe existed before yesterday. “Existence began yesterday at 12:01 AM, Central Standard time,” Fr. Pedofile said to the court. “The reason we think things have been around for 13.8 billion years is because God created us with that thought imbedded in us already. But trust me when I say, we are all but one day old. And to make matters even more nebulous, if my calculations are correct, and they always are, nothing will exist after tomorrow either. We came from nothing and we will return to nothing once again, after enjoying but a 72 hour respite. That is the way of the Lord. Ours is not to reason why, but to accept the crazy shit God does. For, in the end, if you really think hard about it, there’s not a bloody thing we can do about it. Hope you all have a great day and enjoy yourselves. It’s the last any of us will ever have.”

😀 BTW, I learned something of great interest about st. Paul the other day. He is hated by Islam and considered a liar and vile. It is his religion Christians follow. He made it up. Jesus was a prophet only and Paul created a religion around. Him. I’ve always known it was Paul who spread Christianity. The trinity idea, and the idea of God’s grace being all we need for heaven were his concepts. I didn’t know how strongly Islam disliked him. I’m reading on it and will post about it. It’s looking like Islam is right about Paul though. He created our concept of Jesus and he never met him.

Oh yes, there was once I wrote a small post that we should call this religion Paulinity for it is Paul they follow.
If Jesus lived, he, as Nietzsche would say was the last christian and he died on the cross. There has been no other since then.
Looking forward to your post

I’ll have to read yours. I always wondered why Islam let Jesus join them as a prophet. It’s Paul’s stuff they hate. I respect Islam for being what it says it is: A true monotheistic faith with specific instructions to kill infidels and make the world all Muslim. Honesty. Friggin’ Catholics made me think Jesus said all the BS they taught and Paul just spread it. Paul was the bloody L. Ron Hubbard of the day. He made up a religion.

Sorry you eminence, but I just caught you in flagrantum delicti, adding you own words to his holiness’ own revelation! Proof: “crazy shit” CANNOT proceed from the sanctified mind of such a holy representative of the most holy vicars of Cheesus!
Now confess, say 1000 Hail Tom & Jerry, and thou shall be shaved!