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Gunville, Texas. Once again, a white male has used an assault-type weapon to murder innocent Americans. Devin Kelley, a white, male terrorist killed 26 people at a church in Sutherland Springs, Texas yesterday. The problem here, just to be clear, is NOT easy access to assault-type weapons and guns but white men. The consistency with which we see white males, for whatever reason, buying assault-type weapons and killing dozens of innocent people is alarming and must be stopped. Thus, I’m asking Congress to enact a law to make it mandatory that all white males be expunged from America. This simply MUST happen in order to make America not only safe, but great once again. Fewer white males will mean fewer mass gun murders by these terrorists in waiting. How much more evidence is needed to see the value of this idea? So, like my Great Uncle Thaddeus Whippersnapper The Third once said, “Friggin’ white men are all mentally sick bastards. None of ’em should ever have guns. Leave the guns to women, children and minorities, and kick all white men out of America before there is no America left.” And to Uncle Thad’s idea I say, $Amen$.

After the shooting by a white male in Las Vegas yesterday which left 50 people dead and another 200 injured, I can only say this: white men need to be banned from ‘Merica. Permanently. We need to begin with the immediate deportation of all white males as soon as possible. They clearly are the scourge of the earth and have no place in a country built on Jesus Christ, love, freedom, and guns like ‘Merica is. Also, we need to place a travel ban on all the “white” countries of the world, Sweden, Switzerland, and Norway come immediately to mind. As well, walls need to be built around all white neighborhoods in ‘Merica to keep those white males we can’t deport quickly enough from invading decent, law-abiding neighborhoods and killing everyone in them. White men are evil. Pure and simple, and this latest act by a depraved white male in Las Vegas proves it. Case closed. The right type of ban is the white type of ban. $Amen$