I ain't got no moneyDrive a busted dinosaur of a carIf I didn't love my honeyI woulda never ever woulda got this farI woulda stayed in bed, pulled the covers over my headAnd slept until there's no more warHow did it come to this?This is ridiculous!

This is getting too funkyA man of my stature can't live like thisWhen I talk about some moneyAll I ever do is reminisceI guess it's too austere, I just wanna disappearAnd come back when the joint starts to swingHow did it come to this?This is ridiculous!

Won't pay a nickel on morphineReally I don't need that much helpIf I wanna jump out a windowI can do it perfect all by myselfOr I could stay in bed, pull the covers over my headAnd sleep until they find a cureHow did it come to this?This is ridiculous!