Barry Petchesky

Did you watch the Pro Bowl draft last night? Did you know there was a Pro Bowl draft last night? You missed a lot of waiting around.

Here are the rosters for (ugh) Team Sanders and Team Rice. But the event was probably best summed up by an interview with the last two remaining draftable players. Asked why Sanders should select him, Alex Smith said merely, "Pick me." Nick Foles responded with "I think he said it all." Sanders drafted Foles.

Here, via the AP, a children's treasury of bored players in the green room, capped off by Joe Thomas contemplating pulling a Virginia Woolf.