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Funny things kids say

Here is the full list of funny quotes. These sayings come from the kids at my local school, reader submissions and aggregated from all over the Internet. I'm hoping to make this one of the largest collections of funny kid's sayings around.

My 5-year-old brother and sister like to play in the water in the bathroom sink. I knew he was doing it when he ran out of the bathroom and ran to moms room. So I said"if there I water in there you better clean it up" he said "there's not!" So I go in there and sure enough there's water everywhere. He told mom that I had water blindness and could only see things as water and that's why I saw water.

My brother - 5 yrs old - and my sister - 6 yrs old - were sitting in the back seat of the car sniping at one another as siblings often do. Finally, out of frustration, my brother says, "When I get big, I'm going to be a policeman and arrest you!" Without missing a beat my sister says, "Yeah? Well when I get big, I'm going to be a lawyer and sue you for wrongful imprisonment!" 20 years later, my sister IS a lawyer.

During a more than typically busy day, my wife and I were otherwise engaged as our youngest daughter kept asking for random things. Each time, either she or I would answer with, "Give me a sec." or "One sec." Eventually, she asked for something and followed it up with, "and no more sex!!!" "WHAT?" we asked, in amazement. She calmly explained that we kept saying "one sec" and she didn't want anymore "secs".

Walking our dog, a stray came up to sniff. My 4yo reached down to pet it & my husband said "Don't touch that dog! He doesn't know you!" She looks at the dog & says "Well my name is Anna" & tries to pet him, again.