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How to Play "Catch Me If You Can"

Look like an expert in everything from waitressing to forestry. Interesting stuff.

Too bad there’s nothing that would help me salvage this flaming shitpile of a week from the trash. I can only thank God that it’s nearly at an end. And hope that I’ll be magically transformed by Monday morning into someone who is remotely competent.

Comments

Sarah28 August 2004

Maybe they’re testing you… to see if you really ARE that good.

Anonymous27 August 2004

“Nurse

Patients will occasionally pretend to be unconscious. A surefire way to find them out is to pick up their hand, hold it above their face, and let go. If they smack themselves, theyâ€™re most likely unconscious; if not, theyâ€™re faking. “

—If you’re so good as a nurse to know this trick then WHY THE HELL ARE YOUR PATIENTS PRETENDING TO BE UNCONSCIOUS?????