But yeah, Jane is probably my favorite post-scratch kid, because of her hilarious antics and mannerisms. That, and Nannasprite was a pretty cool, so it is natural that Jane follows up. I think people just think lower of her when they compare her to the others, who are all so awesome in their own way.

To be honest, I can't really compare them to see which is best. I like em' all.

What Nanna is explaining is what took place in John, Rose, Jade and Dave's universe.

Jake, Dirk, Jane and Roxy live in a completely different universe. The Scratched version of the original 4 kids' universe. Jake and Jane aren't related in the slightest. In fact, none of the 4 scratch kids are related at all.

When John ecotbiologically creates baby versions of all the kids, Nanna, Gramps, Mom and Bro are made from paradox imprints of themselves. Let me post this image again.

Their DNA gets combined to make John, Rose, Jade and Dave. Jake, Dirk, Jane and Roxy don't really have genetic parents. They are made from themselves in the original universe. In the scratch universe, they probably have genetic parents of some sort.

My point wasn't that they're related, but that she THINKS they're related:

pipefan413: She mentioned that like in many fairy tales, there was more to the children's past than they knew. The colonel was not their father, nor was the baroness their mother. They in fact had no father or mother at all, nor were they ever actually born. They had both fallen from the sky! They were not actually brother and sister as they had been told either.

The Baroness explains to Jane (this hasn't happened yet) that they were born through ectobiology, and that they weren't actually related. They were brought to their universe through the Reckoning by John. She's not explaining what happened in the original universe, she's talking about the scratched one (where they were sent):

Jake and Jane were sent to the same place. The Baroness lied to them and told them they were related. We know all of this happened, Jane is still being raised by the Baroness, while Jake is still living on the island after his apparently successful adventures.

As for the Ectobiology, that seems pretty obvious to me. First, John makes Roxy, Jake, Jane and Dirk from their own DNA. John then combines Nanna & Grandpa to make John and Jade, and combined Bro & Mom to make Rose and Dave. He sent the original kids back in time, and sent the scratch kids to the new universe.

Who's to say the Ectobiologist of the Scratched group won't combine Rose & John/Dave & Jade? That seems the only likely scenario to me

The Baroness explains to Jane (this hasn't happened yet) that they were born through ectobiology, and that they weren't actually related. They were brought to their universe through the Reckoning by John. She's not explaining what happened in the original universe, she's talking about the scratched one (where they were sent):

Jake and Jane were sent to the same place. The Baroness lied to them and told them they were related. We know all of this happened, Jane is still being raised by the Baroness, while Jake is still living on the island after his apparently successful adventures.

Except that in the scratched universe the meteor drops were switched. Jane's meteor landed on Poppop, not on hellmurder island with Sassacre and Crocker.

Oh hello, poppop. His friendly face is there to greet you every time you open your chest. You would have loved to meet him. Unfortunately his life was cut short at the tender age of 86 in a tragic accident, coincidentally on the same day you were born, or so your dad tells you.

All eight of the kids still arrived in the scratched universe with the items John had given them/they had climbed into/onto at the ectobiology lab.

It is important to note that heroes that weren't ectobiologically created in their own session is LE's calling card.

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I've completely lost where this is going because I seem to be echoing you but I feel you don't understand that those two panels are of Nanna and Grandpa, not the heroes of Life and Hope.

My point wasn't that they're related, but that she THINKS they're related:

The Baroness explains to Jane (this hasn't happened yet) that they were born through ectobiology, and that they weren't actually related. They were brought to their universe through the Reckoning by John. She's not explaining what happened in the original universe, she's talking about the scratched one (where they were sent):

Jake and Jane were sent to the same place. The Baroness lied to them and told them they were related. We know all of this happened, Jane is still being raised by the Baroness, while Jake is still living on the island after his apparently successful adventures.

As for the Ectobiology, that seems pretty obvious to me. First, John makes Roxy, Jake, Jane and Dirk from their own DNA. John then combines Nanna & Grandpa to make John and Jade, and combined Bro & Mom to make Rose and Dave. He sent the original kids back in time, and sent the scratch kids to the new universe.

Who's to say the Ectobiologist of the Scratched group won't combine Rose & John/Dave & Jade? That seems the only likely scenario to me

no dude

they werent sent to post-scratch in john's session, they were sent to prescratch

they werent raised together at all theyve never met

john was the one to be raised by sassacre in this era, not jane

i have no idea from where you got the idea that nanna and grandpa were sent to the post scratch earth before coming to prescratch

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jane even stated that she believes betty crocker isnt even still alive

My point wasn't that they're related, but that she THINKS they're related:

The Baroness explains to Jane (this hasn't happened yet) that they were born through ectobiology, and that they weren't actually related. They were brought to their universe through the Reckoning by John. She's not explaining what happened in the original universe, she's talking about the scratched one (where they were sent):

Jake and Jane were sent to the same place. The Baroness lied to them and told them they were related. We know all of this happened, Jane is still being raised by the Baroness, while Jake is still living on the island after his apparently successful adventures.

As for the Ectobiology, that seems pretty obvious to me. First, John makes Roxy, Jake, Jane and Dirk from their own DNA. John then combines Nanna & Grandpa to make John and Jade, and combined Bro & Mom to make Rose and Dave. He sent the original kids back in time, and sent the scratch kids to the new universe.

Who's to say the Ectobiologist of the Scratched group won't combine Rose & John/Dave & Jade? That seems the only likely scenario to me

I agree. But all that with the baroness telling Jane and Jake that they are related happened in a different universe. The Pre-Scratch Universe. We're now in the Post-Scratch Universe.

You know, now that I think about it, it's fucking insane that we are taking a story where BETTY CROCKER is one of the main villeins.

Except that in the scratched universe the meteor drops were switched. Jane's meteor landed on Poppop, not on hellmurder island with Sassacre and Crocker.

Sassacre got shot by Jake well after Jane had arrived on the island:

Eight days prior, the orphan girl was taken in by an aristocratic southern colonel and legendary humorist. He recovered the young lady from a crater where a bakery once stood, operated by the man's wife, a notable baked goods baroness.

But that would mean that Jake and Jane were born in 1910, and would be 101 years old when they entered the game.

You have a point

The Pre-Scratch guardians and Post-Scratch kids have too much in common for me to think it's just coincidence (like how did they get there with the stuff that was in the Ectobiology lab Pre-Scratch) but it's just too confusing for me to piece together with all the time/universe bullshit

The Pre-Scratch guardians and Post-Scratch kids have too much in common for me to think it's just coincidence (like how did they get there with the stuff that was in the Ectobiology lab Pre-Scratch) but it's just too confusing for me to piece together with all the time/universe bullshit

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I'm going with this because it's much less confusing and I literally don't have to think about it at all

its easy if you think about the universe as a coin

prescratch is one side, postscratch the other

people may exist on both sides but as seperate entities

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the idea that a meteor from prescratch somehow took nanna to postscratch and then she grew up and played sburb alpha only to somehow get out an become dad's mom prescratch is infinitely more confusing to me