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Burger King thinks their new product ‘Satisfries’

Burger King seems to be focusing on heading down the french fries route to differentiate itself. Fresh off its announcement of the French Fry Burger, they’ve now announced the punnily-named “Satisfries.”

“But there is good news for fry purists and everyone who will complain about the abomination that is “healthy” fast food: no one will ever order Satisfries because no self-respecting person will ever want to say “Satisfries” aloud. Ever. Fine, maybe in the drive-thru once, but only because no one will see you.”