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For some, being that promiscuous is a turn-off — not so for Tiffany Haddish.

The comedian who just was a part of Hilarity For Charity Netflix special has joked about wanting to have the A-list actor's DiCaprio's baby. When pressed about this in a profile by The Hollywood Reporter, Haddish recounted this hilarious story. And just to prime you before you read it, if you haven't seen What’s Eating Gilbert Grape then here's a clip.

"Yeah, I met him at a party two, three months ago, and I asked him if he'd let me hit that," she begins. "He's like, 'Tiffany, you're so funny.' I'm like, 'I'm serious.' And then he goes, 'I mean, I'd do it, but …' I was like, 'Come on, wasn't you in a squad? The coochie squad or something?' [THREditor's note: DiCaprio was famously a member of the "pussy posse" with pals Tobey Maguire and Kevin Connolly.] I told him, 'My only stipulation: I wanna do it with you as your character in What's Eating Gilbert Grape.' He starts bustin' up laughin'. 'Why?' he asks, and I say, 'Cause I feel like that performance deserves a real reward and that reward is this (gestures at her own body).' He starts goin' into how he got into the role, how he worked with these kids and all this stuff, and I'm just listenin' and listenin', like, 'Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm.' I finally go, 'All that's good, I just need to know, When's this gonna happen?'"

Wow. I hope that actually happened, I truly do.

I truly hope Haddish gets her wish one day — not necessarily having his baby — but hooking up with the former member of the "pussy posse."