Peasepud, The Cheating Snake.

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Once upon a time (or Saturday night to be more specific) Pud's Mam told me he was seeing another lass behind my back, she didnt know who the lass was, but she told me I could find them in a caravan on the Quayside.

You should have seen the look on his face when I walked into the caravan which was parked outside the Baltic, I caught them red handed having their very own shagfest

And who was he with...

Tracy F*****g Barlow!!

Me and Tracy had a few words and I told her she was a common tart, and welcome to keep the lanky bastid

I was so annoyed that I couldnt even look at him, never mind tell him he was dumped, but I think he worked that out for himself

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

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see thats just stupid, why would you go and get yourself barred from the local pub? nowts worth that like

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

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It didnt serve blue wkd anyway.

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

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It didnt serve blue wkd anyway.

83647[/snapback]

Mark doesn't go in there anyway

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Once upon a time (or Saturday night to be more specific) Pud's Mam told me he was seeing another lass behind my back, she didnt know who the lass was, but she told me I could find them in a caravan on the Quayside.

You should have seen the look on his face when I walked into the caravan which was parked outside the Baltic, I caught them red handed having their very own shagfest

And who was he with...

Tracy F*****g Barlow!!

Me and Tracy had a few words and I told her she was a common tart, and welcome to keep the lanky bastid

I was so annoyed that I couldnt even look at him, never mind tell him he was dumped, but I think he worked that out for himself

The End...

as I woke up, and told Pud what a Snake he was.

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Talk about waking up from one nightmare and straight into another.....

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

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Wish I could work out who you are

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Oh. You're alive still I see.

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.

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Wish I could work out who you are

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Think of a cheap lager favoured by winos!

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Skol has a girlfriend? How?

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Wor lass had a dream about us owning a farm and the spastic brother of the Land Lady at a pub we frequent slaughtered all our cattle. We reported him to the police, he got arrested and we got barred from the pub.