A city located in SouthEastern Virginia. This is a place where all who venture into its city limits will immediately notice their lungs becoming clogged by the thick smog that resonates so profusely here. Due to the cities own natural filth, all of its residents are extremely depressed which accounts for Hampton having the nations 2nd highest suicide rate, only falling behind Seattle. The overwhelming stench of the Hampton air smells like decaying blue crabs and hooker residue.

To sum it all up Hampton is a filthy city and you should roll up your windows and lock your doors when driving through it.