Watch: Paula Deen’s apology needs an apology

The verdict is in, and it looks like Paula Deen is STILL super racist. But she obviously means well and is trying so very hard to clear her name — you can tell by the way she pouts like a sad little blob fish with the weight of the world on her formidable shoulders.

If this apology doesn’t work, Paula’s next move is to bake every single one of us a butter and corn syrup pie.