Chef - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.phpmotifake.comhttp://www.motifake.com/admin@motifake.com2018-02-17T23:39:05-05:00SCIENCE FICTION - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1092302010-07-07T14:56:05-04:002010-07-07T14:56:05-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=109230"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/science-fiction-science-fiction-how-s-that-portable-toilet-demotivational-poster-1278528732.jpg"></a><br>For our red neck brothers<br>science fiction is now FACT<br>Take that AsimovLANGUAGE NAZIS - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1092282010-07-07T14:49:59-04:002010-07-07T14:49:59-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=109228"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/language-nazis-grammar-nazis-funny-signs-demotivational-poster-1278528580.jpg"></a><br>You may think its not important to use language properly<br>But you should consider one crucial observation<br>Would you go to this doctorSCIENCE FICTION TODAY - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1091402010-07-07T01:23:49-04:002010-07-07T01:23:49-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=109140"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/science-fiction-today-william-gibson-scifi-tardis-blue-scree-demotivational-poster-1278480129.jpg"></a><br>I dont have to write about the future. For most people the present<br>is enough like the future to be pretty scary.<br>William GibsonTECHNOLOGY - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1091392010-07-07T01:17:10-04:002010-07-07T01:17:10-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=109139"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1007/technology-tech-useless-hammer-demotivational-poster-1278479815.jpg"></a><br>For a list of all the ways technology has failed<br>to improve the quality of life<br>please press three now.EXPERIENCE - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084542010-06-30T17:31:38-04:002010-06-30T17:31:38-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108454"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/experience-experience-douglas-adams-demotivational-poster-1277933478.jpg"></a><br>A learning experience is one of those things that says<br>You know that thing you just did Dont do that.<br>Douglas AdamsIMPOSSIBLE - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084462010-06-30T17:08:59-04:002010-06-30T17:08:59-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108446"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/impossible-impossible-douglas-adams-demotivational-poster-1277932074.jpg"></a><br>The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it<br>which the merely improbable lacks.<br>Douglas AdamsI AM A THINKER... - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084422010-06-30T16:57:13-04:002010-06-30T16:57:13-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108442"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/i-am-a-thinker-douglas-adams-sort-of-demotivational-poster-1277931378.jpg"></a><br>A dreamer a speculative philosopher... or as my wife would have it<br>an idiot.<br>Sorry Mr. AdamsNOW AVAILABLE FOR CHILDRENS PARTIES - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084362010-06-30T16:33:34-04:002010-06-30T16:33:34-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108436"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/now-available-for-childrens-parties-happy-chompers-day-belat-demotivational-poster-1277929997.jpg"></a><br>The new Emo clown<br>Now with 20 more creepy...CHOMPERS IS NOT SCARY - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084322010-06-30T16:23:59-04:002010-06-30T16:23:59-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108432"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/chompers-is-not-scary-happy-chompers-day-belated-demotivational-poster-1277929427.jpg"></a><br>But his FANS...<br>Now there is a scary groupEVEN AS A PUPPY... - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084312010-06-30T16:17:29-04:002010-06-30T16:17:29-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108431"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/even-as-a-puppy-happy-belated-tth-day-demotivational-poster-1277929041.jpg"></a><br>The Trash Heap was not afraid to tangle with the Big BoysITS NOT THE SIZE OF THE DOG IN THE FIGHT - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084302010-06-30T16:14:46-04:002010-06-30T16:14:46-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108430"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/its-not-the-size-of-the-dog-in-the-fight-happy-belated-tth-d-demotivational-poster-1277928874.jpg"></a><br>Its how many bites it would take to consume the opponent.HALLUCINOGENIC EXPERIENCE - Rating: 2.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084292010-06-30T16:10:51-04:002010-06-30T16:10:51-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108429"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/hallucinogenic-experience-happy-belated-tth-day-demotivational-poster-1277928638.jpg"></a><br>Take me I am the drug take me I am hallucinogenic<br>Salvador DalRESTRAINT - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1084252010-06-30T15:51:13-04:002010-06-30T15:51:13-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108425"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/restraint-sorry-so-late-tth-happy-tth-day-gandhi-demotivational-poster-1277927023.jpg"></a><br>There are limits to selfindulgence none to restraint.<br>Mahatma GandhiTHIS IS WHY - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1083572010-06-30T00:55:16-04:002010-06-30T00:55:16-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108357"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/this-is-why-happy-airman-day-demotivational-poster-1277873697.jpg"></a><br>I dont get involved in the religious conversations...<br>I learn from Airmans mistakesAN AMERICAN CLASSIC - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1083562010-06-30T00:52:43-04:002010-06-30T00:52:43-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108356"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/an-american-classic-happy-airman-day-an-american-classic-got-demotivational-poster-1277873550.jpg"></a><br>With his best girl by his side...<br>He sings Ooooooooooooooh Im a...A TRUE HERO - Rating: 4.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1083552010-06-30T00:50:04-04:002010-06-30T00:50:04-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108355"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/a-true-hero-happy-airman-day-demotivational-poster-1277873267.jpg"></a><br>Leads by example and make you want to be a better Motifaker.<br>Thanks AirmanA LONG HISTORY... - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1083542010-06-30T00:44:48-04:002010-06-30T00:44:48-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108354"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/a-long-history-happy-airman-day-demotivational-poster-1277873050.jpg"></a><br>In the footsteps of the great<br>on the shoulders of giants<br>we strive for all mankindMISTAKES - Rating: 4.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1083532010-06-30T00:42:10-04:002010-06-30T00:42:10-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=108353"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/mistakes-happy-airman-day-bailing-out-lion-chow-demotivational-poster-1277872918.jpg"></a><br>Face your mistakes and accept them...<br>Although sometimes that aint enough...MY MOM IS SO FUNNY - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1076552010-06-24T02:00:13-04:002010-06-24T02:00:13-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107655"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/my-mom-is-so-funny-my-mom-is-soooo-funny-demotivational-poster-1277358998.jpg"></a><br>Every Friday night we had to play the same game...<br>Mom takes her medicine and then we wait for the Race riots<br>They always looked like Dad...MY MOM... - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1076472010-06-24T00:57:33-04:002010-06-24T00:57:33-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107647"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/my-mom-i-ate-a-baby-demotivational-poster-1277355433.jpg"></a><br>She always served your favorite foods on your birthdayFINALLY... ITS SUMMER - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1076202010-06-23T18:43:06-04:002010-06-23T18:43:06-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107620"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/finally-its-summer-rsjake-at-the-pool-demotivational-poster-1277332943.jpg"></a><br>So lets hit the pool<br>Dont forget your hat...PLASTIC SURGERY - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1076112010-06-23T18:10:00-04:002010-06-23T18:10:00-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107611"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/plastic-surgery-right-rerun-your-secret-is-safe-with-me-demotivational-poster-1277330987.jpg"></a><br>It is unfair and irrational to look down on all those who<br>undergo plastic surgery. Sometimes it is a gift to mankind...MOTIFAKE FANS - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074872010-06-23T01:29:27-04:002010-06-23T01:29:27-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107487"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/motifake-fans-motifake-fans-demotivational-poster-1277270953.jpg"></a><br>Reruns stalker scared the hell out of me<br>I nearly jumped out of the bushesAN ARTISTS TORTURED SOUL - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074852010-06-23T01:21:27-04:002010-06-23T01:21:27-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107485"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/an-artists-tortured-soul-faceplant-sickartist-chompers-clown-demotivational-poster-1277270391.jpg"></a><br>Misunderstood ridiculed belittled.<br>All they want is to see you caper and dance.<br>Bastards all...QUINTESSENTIAL QUESTION - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074842010-06-23T00:55:41-04:002010-06-23T00:55:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107484"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/quintessential-question-wwbd-demotivational-poster-1277268924.jpg"></a><br>Let the worries and frustrations of life pass you by.<br>Spin the rasher read the scripture and follow the word.<br>Ommmmm nom nom omMY CUSTOM KEYBOARD - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074822010-06-23T00:48:44-04:002010-06-23T00:48:44-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107482"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/my-custom-keyboard-culinary-keyboard-yeeeeeeeah-bacon-demotivational-poster-1277268512.jpg"></a><br>Culinary keyboard...<br>It has one feature yours doesnt<br>JealousNOW THERE IS A WEAPON - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074442010-06-22T18:52:47-04:002010-06-22T18:52:47-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107444"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/now-there-is-a-weapon-bacon-grenade-sorry-rerun-but-sooooo-n-demotivational-poster-1277246956.jpg"></a><br>I love the smell of bacon in the morning...<br>Smells like... BACONMR. MOTIFAKE... ORIGINS - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074312010-06-22T17:27:46-04:002010-06-22T17:27:46-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107431"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/mr-motifake-origins-sorry-i-missed-your-special-time-mr-m-demotivational-poster-1277241855.jpg"></a><br>From an early age he knew he was different...<br>Demotivation would be his pathFACEPLANT... FOR PRESIDENT - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074292010-06-22T17:20:14-04:002010-06-22T17:20:14-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107429"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/faceplant-for-president-all-clowns-need-a-day-thomas-jefferc-demotivational-poster-1277241514.jpg"></a><br>Consummate artist poster guru and instructor in FUNNY<br>Plus that crazy clown thing would scare the CRAP out our enemies<br>No day for you indeedINNOVATION - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074252010-06-22T17:10:09-04:002010-06-22T17:10:09-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107425"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/innovation-kermit-and-piggy-together-forever-mmmmm-demotivational-poster-1277240975.jpg"></a><br>A new invention or way of doing something.<br>There is something missing... Bacon<br>Wheres Miss PiggyREST AND RELAXATION - Rating: 4.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074222010-06-22T17:04:19-04:002010-06-22T17:04:19-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107422"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/rest-and-relaxation-r-r-demotivational-poster-1277240631.jpg"></a><br>What is the point of wasting time<br>if you do it intelligently and productively<br>L. Neil SmithWHEN TWO MASTERS MEET... - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074052010-06-22T16:10:49-04:002010-06-22T16:10:49-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107405"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/when-two-masters-meet-logicair-ready-for-takeoff-demotivational-poster-1277237442.jpg"></a><br>the results are immediately obvious...<br>Beware Timmy your fate nears...ONCE IN A MILLENIUM... - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1074022010-06-22T16:03:46-04:002010-06-22T16:03:46-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=107402"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/once-in-a-millenium-happy-logicdude-day-bacon-day-demotivational-poster-1277237008.jpg"></a><br>Will the day set aside for a legend...<br>coincide with a day to celebrate a legendary food...<br>We miss you LogicDude...SHE SAID SHE WAS WORKING LATE... - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1068032010-06-16T16:45:37-04:002010-06-16T16:45:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106803"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/she-said-she-was-working-late-mentos-the-fresh-maker-demotivational-poster-1276721125.jpg"></a><br>Working on WHAT I wanna knowEVEN THE GREATEST - Rating: 2.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1067952010-06-16T16:16:34-04:002010-06-16T16:16:34-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106795"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/even-the-greatest-happy-iceman-day-a-lil-early-alone-time-demotivational-poster-1276719333.jpg"></a><br>Need a little alone time...<br>Mind shuttin the doorCOLD IS THE NEW HOT - Rating: 3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1067922010-06-16T16:09:00-04:002010-06-16T16:09:00-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106792"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/cold-is-the-new-hot-happy-iceman-day-a-lil-early-chillin-demotivational-poster-1276718830.jpg"></a><br>Feel the chill strike your spine...<br>Your hairs stand on end...<br>Not sure about the blue tongueICEMAN TRAINING - Rating: 3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1067802010-06-16T15:40:07-04:002010-06-16T15:40:07-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106780"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/iceman-training-happy-iceman-day-a-lil-early-training-demotivational-poster-1276717193.jpg"></a><br>Not for everybody...<br>oh the cold the terrible coldCLASSICS - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1067772010-06-16T15:37:03-04:002010-06-16T15:37:03-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106777"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/classics-happy-iceman-day-a-lil-early-classic-demotivational-poster-1276717008.jpg"></a><br>Somethings never really need to improve...<br>They strike a chord in the human heart<br>and they get the girlsF A S H I O N I S T A - Rating: 3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1067682010-06-16T15:08:05-04:002010-06-16T15:08:05-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106768"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/f-a-s-h-i-o-n-i-s-t-a-happy-rerun-day-fashionista-demotivational-poster-1276715255.jpg"></a><br>One whose style or influence is considered a determining factor<br>in the fashion industry...<br>Way to go rerunOW... CUT IT OUT - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1066822010-06-16T01:28:04-04:002010-06-16T01:28:04-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106682"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/ow-cut-it-out-jesus-and-thor-demotivational-poster-1276666073.jpg"></a><br>You better stop it Thor<br>Im tellin my DADS O A R I N G - Rating: 3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1066812010-06-16T01:18:21-04:002010-06-16T01:18:21-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106681"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/s-o-a-r-i-n-g-eagles-vs-weasles-demotivational-poster-1276665490.jpg"></a><br>Eagles may soar...<br>but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines.<br>Steven WrightHAIRSTYLES - Rating: 2.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1066802010-06-16T01:06:41-04:002010-06-16T01:06:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106680"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/hairstyles-pink-headed-weirdo-demotivational-poster-1276664782.jpg"></a><br>Not sure what this says...<br>Something about a whip I think...HELLO MA BABY - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1066712010-06-16T00:06:42-04:002010-06-16T00:06:42-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106671"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/hello-ma-baby-hello-ma-baby-motorcycle-accident-demotivational-poster-1276661190.jpg"></a><br>Hello ma honey Hello ma ragtime gal Send me a kiss by wire Baby<br>my hearts on fire If you refuse me Honey youll lose me<br>Then youll be left aloneMY NEIGHBORS... - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1066172010-06-15T15:56:27-04:002010-06-15T15:56:27-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106617"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/my-neighbors-drunk-crossing-demotivational-poster-1276631731.jpg"></a><br>They DO care about me<br>Sniff...THE JAKE FACE - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1066072010-06-15T14:46:44-04:002010-06-15T14:46:44-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106607"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-jake-face-jake-s-o-face-demotivational-poster-1276627594.jpg"></a><br>Usually seem when he is exposed to a poster<br>created by Mr. Culos or Cubby...<br>Theres your goal newbieBE YOURSELF - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1066012010-06-15T14:01:54-04:002010-06-15T14:01:54-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106601"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/be-yourself-oh-wait-thats-not-donald-trump-is-it-demotivational-poster-1276624877.jpg"></a><br>Im criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So lets<br>let this serve the world as notice that its my hair. It may not be pretty<br>but its me. Donald TrumpEVOLUTION - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1066002010-06-15T13:55:25-04:002010-06-15T13:55:25-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106600"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/evolution-salt-monster-evolution-terry-pratchett-demotivational-poster-1276624512.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes the direction is obvious<br>even if it is horribleD R A M A - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065952010-06-15T13:21:31-04:002010-06-15T13:21:31-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106595"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/d-r-a-m-a-drama-frank-capra-love-the-fan-demotivational-poster-1276622379.jpg"></a><br>I made mistakes in drama. I thought drama was when actors cried.<br>But drama is when the audience cries.<br>Frank CapraWHEN YOURE A JET YOURE A JET - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065942010-06-15T13:16:22-04:002010-06-15T13:16:22-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106594"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/when-youre-a-jet-youre-a-jet-when-you-re-a-jet-chased-by-bul-demotivational-poster-1276622038.jpg"></a><br>All the way<br>From your first cigarette<br>To your last dyin day.I N S P I R A T I O N - Rating: 4.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065902010-06-15T12:50:06-04:002010-06-15T12:50:06-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106590"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/i-n-s-p-i-r-a-t-i-o-n-inspiration-twisted-sack-for-vows-demotivational-poster-1276620598.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes a twist of the testicles<br>can make you remember the right words.<br>Even if SHE wrote your vows...HALLOWEEN... AGAIN - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065472010-06-15T00:29:44-04:002010-06-15T00:29:44-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106547"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/halloween-again-halloween-koolaid-demotivational-poster-1276576168.jpg"></a><br>That means listening to Matt screaming<br>Oooooh Yeah over and over...<br>Just gimme the Koolaid already...THE KANGAROO COURT IS NOW IN SESSION - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065462010-06-15T00:24:35-04:002010-06-15T00:24:35-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106546"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-kangaroo-court-is-now-in-session-capnkangaroo-court-demotivational-poster-1276575864.jpg"></a><br>You are accused of making multiple Chuck Norris references<br>Anime posters and cat posters using poor spelling grammar and syntax<br>How do you pleadS E A N - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065442010-06-15T00:10:33-04:002010-06-15T00:10:33-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106544"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/s-e-a-n-sean-day-donnie-darko-demotivational-poster-1276575025.jpg"></a><br>He is unhappy that Sean day is over...<br>Very unhappy...D E S T I N Y - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065182010-06-14T19:53:47-04:002010-06-14T19:53:47-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106518"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/d-e-s-t-i-n-y-kung-fu-devil-day-hooray-demotivational-poster-1276559581.jpg"></a><br>Sow a thought and you reap an act Sow an act and you reap a habit<br>Sow a habit and you reap a character Sow a character<br>and you reap a destiny.D I V E R S I T Y - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065132010-06-14T19:31:54-04:002010-06-14T19:31:54-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106513"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/d-i-v-e-r-s-i-t-y-capnkangaroo-and-cubby-sorry-i-am-late-demotivational-poster-1276558265.jpg"></a><br>Despite their different styles<br>CapnKangaroo and Cubby have been friends<br>A looooong timeFOR HIS DEVOTION TO CHILDREN - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1065112010-06-14T19:21:25-04:002010-06-14T19:21:25-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106511"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/for-his-devotion-to-children-capnkangaroo-sorry-i-am-late-demotivational-poster-1276557669.jpg"></a><br>Captain Kangaroo received 5 Emmy awards 3 Peabody awards and a...<br>Wait the MotiFake Capnkangaroo<br>Ummmm... 3 restraining orders...THAT ONE CHICK - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1060982010-06-10T18:56:16-04:002010-06-10T18:56:16-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106098"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/that-one-chick-toc-appreciation-day-big-ole-feets-demotivational-poster-1276210533.png"></a><br>Loved for her humor desired for her beauty<br>envied for her smarts and ridiculed for her<br>enormous clown feetEYE PROTECTION - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1060032010-06-10T01:56:17-04:002010-06-10T01:56:17-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106003"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/eye-protection-toc-splatter-effect-demotivational-poster-1276149361.jpg"></a><br>Vital when wielding the ban hammer...<br>Might wanna invest in a mouth guard too.SECRETS OF AREA 51 - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1060002010-06-10T01:47:33-04:002010-06-10T01:47:33-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=106000"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/secrets-of-area-51-cubby-day-area-51-demotivational-poster-1276148841.jpg"></a><br>They have an extensive collection of Cubby offspring<br>for studyTINKERBELLS TWIN - Rating: 4.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059922010-06-10T00:51:55-04:002010-06-10T00:51:55-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105992"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/tinkerbells-twin-evil-pixie-that-mugged-me-a-disney-world-demotivational-poster-1276145500.jpg"></a><br>Continues the clich that the brunette is always the evil one<br>At least she doesnt have the little Van Dyke beard.EVEN AS A CHILD... - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059892010-06-10T00:34:37-04:002010-06-10T00:34:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105989"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/even-as-a-child-toc-appreciation-day-childhood-mod-demotivational-poster-1276144464.jpg"></a><br>TOC could stop a Timmy in his tracks...<br>Talk to the BAN HANDTHAT ONE CHICK - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059882010-06-10T00:31:59-04:002010-06-10T00:31:59-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105988"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/that-one-chick-toc-appreciation-day-demotivational-poster-1276144299.jpg"></a><br>Ban Lasers blazing once again defeats the powers of Timmosity<br>Brava dear lady BravaACCOLADES CAN BECOME SCARY - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059862010-06-10T00:18:08-04:002010-06-10T00:18:08-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105986"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/accolades-can-become-scary-jakes-mustach-stalker-demotivational-poster-1276143454.jpg"></a><br>Over the top or downright bizzareMAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059552010-06-09T20:15:02-04:002010-06-09T20:15:02-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105955"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/make-the-right-choice-jake-day-mustach-choices-demotivational-poster-1276128830.jpg"></a><br>When selecting ones facial hair<br>it pays to think through the consequences<br>Like how much soup do you eatJAKE DRESSED FOR HIS REVIEW - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059512010-06-09T19:29:21-04:002010-06-09T19:29:21-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105951"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/jake-dressed-for-his-review-jakes-lovely-suit-demotivational-poster-1276126051.jpg"></a><br>Dont laugh Ill have you know thats the suit<br>his grandfather was BURIED inCUBBY... THE MISSUNDERSTOOD GENIUS - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059422010-06-09T18:25:34-04:002010-06-09T18:25:34-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105942"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/cubby-the-missunderstood-genius-cubby-day-yea-bio-nailed-mar-demotivational-poster-1276122317.jpg"></a><br>Read his unauthorized biography...<br>Learn about his affair with Margret Thatcher<br>Discover his shameful addictionTHE REAL CUBBY - Rating: 3.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059392010-06-09T17:52:16-04:002010-06-09T17:52:16-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105939"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-real-cubby-cubby-day-yea-demotivational-poster-1276120222.jpg"></a><br>The cartoons dont do him justice...<br>The stuffed version is BAIT<br>Meet the REAL CubbyGIMPY BEAR - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059282010-06-09T16:50:48-04:002010-06-09T16:50:48-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105928"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/gimpy-bear-gimpy-bear-cubby-s-cousin-demotivational-poster-1276116636.jpg"></a><br>Cubbys cousin who plays similar games<br>But enjoys a more subservient role<br>And more leatherCUBBY THE MOTIFAKER - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059252010-06-09T16:30:57-04:002010-06-09T16:30:57-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105925"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/cubby-the-motifaker-cubby-made-of-money-demotivational-poster-1276115425.jpg"></a><br>Yeah he makes great posters...<br>But he only does it for the MONEY<br>Greedy bastard...EVOLUTION OF A LEGEND HAIKU - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059212010-06-09T15:57:40-04:002010-06-09T15:57:40-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105921"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/evolution-of-a-legend-haiku-cubby-day-evolution-demotivational-poster-1276113439.jpg"></a><br>Started small but strong<br>Confidence is sexy...<br>He trains the young onesNOW ENTERING CUBBY COUNTRY - Rating: 3.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1059152010-06-09T15:42:25-04:002010-06-09T15:42:25-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105915"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/now-entering-cubby-country-cubby-country-demotivational-poster-1276112489.jpg"></a><br>Women and children first...NEVER TOO EARLY - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1058552010-06-09T02:11:21-04:002010-06-09T02:11:21-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105855"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/never-too-early-xmas-feast-reindeer-game-demotivational-poster-1276063864.jpg"></a><br>To start planning the Christmas feast...<br>Now to find a hollowed out elf skull to serve it in...IN PERPETUITY - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1058522010-06-09T02:03:21-04:002010-06-09T02:03:21-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105852"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/in-perpetuity-mistakes-cast-in-bronze-demotivational-poster-1276063331.jpg"></a><br>Your mistakes and missteps<br>frozen forever<br>in the humor of your friendsI R R E P R E S S I B L E - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1058482010-06-09T01:43:38-04:002010-06-09T01:43:38-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105848"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/i-r-r-e-p-r-e-s-s-i-b-l-e-badass-tattoo-shark-nub-demotivational-poster-1276062132.jpg"></a><br>Resistant to failure<br>Unmoved by fate or circumstances<br>Unafraid...PHYDEAUX DRESS UP DAY - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1058442010-06-09T01:15:33-04:002010-06-09T01:15:33-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105844"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/phydeaux-dress-up-day-phydeaux-dances-on-his-special-day-demotivational-poster-1276060465.jpg"></a><br>Sometimes a troopers just gotta...<br>D A N C E CAPTAIN KATHRYN JANEWAY - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057872010-06-08T18:26:41-04:002010-06-08T18:26:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105787"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/captain-kathryn-janeway-janeway-messed-up-demotivational-poster-1276035965.jpg"></a><br>Was never the same after meeting her hero...<br>James Tiberius KirkNAME YOUR POISONSTAR TREK STYLE - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057822010-06-08T18:01:00-04:002010-06-08T18:01:00-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105782"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/name-your-poison-star-trek-style-name-your-poison-star-trek-demotivational-poster-1276034340.jpg"></a><br>Yo quiero Pyrillian Grub Worm SoufflSCHADENFREUDE - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057702010-06-08T16:56:16-04:002010-06-08T16:56:16-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105770"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/schadenfreude-spam-for-one-schadenfreude-demotivational-poster-1276030481.jpg"></a><br>The feeling you get when the person in front of you at the store has this.<br>SPAM for one... ouchMAN THAT TASTES GOOD - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057662010-06-08T16:40:47-04:002010-06-08T16:40:47-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105766"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/man-that-tastes-good-happy-aggy-day-guinness-squirrel-demotivational-poster-1276029557.jpg"></a><br>Just like a MOD I need a Guinness or three<br>After dealing with NUTS all dayM A S K S - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057612010-06-08T16:14:55-04:002010-06-08T16:14:55-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105761"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/m-a-s-k-s-masks-oscar-wilde-demotivational-poster-1276028083.jpg"></a><br>Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.<br>Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth.<br>Oscar WildeAND WHEN SHE WOKE UP... - Rating: 2.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057592010-06-08T15:59:01-04:002010-06-08T15:59:01-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105759"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/and-when-she-woke-up-zoo-campfire-stories-demotivational-poster-1276027131.jpg"></a><br>She found her neck was only TWO FEET LONG<br>EEEEEK... Oooooh Noooooo...THE MOTIFAKE MARCHING BAND - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057572010-06-08T15:47:05-04:002010-06-08T15:47:05-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105757"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-motifake-marching-band-happy-aggy-day-motifake-marching-demotivational-poster-1276026356.jpg"></a><br>Performs its Aggyday perscision routine<br>To the sound of Seven drunken nightsAGDANIELE HAS CAUGHT SOMEONES EYE - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057542010-06-08T15:40:41-04:002010-06-08T15:40:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105754"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/agdaniele-has-caught-someones-eye-happy-aggy-day-guinness-ey-demotivational-poster-1276026019.jpg"></a><br>Most women get stars in their eyes<br>But not when Aggys the subject...<br>At least its not piercedAGGYS RIDE IS PIMPED - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057532010-06-08T15:34:43-04:002010-06-08T15:34:43-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105753"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/aggys-ride-is-pimped-happy-aggy-day-pimped-car-demotivational-poster-1276025672.jpg"></a><br>Although the tires are slick<br>it dont really matter Aggys to drunk to drive<br>And the motion makes him sickWHATS ALL THIS THEN - Rating: 4.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1057502010-06-08T15:09:01-04:002010-06-08T15:09:01-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105750"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/whats-all-this-then-dalek-bobbies-demotivational-poster-1276024134.jpg"></a><br>Arming the British police was an experiment...<br>It went terribly wrong...<br>Is there a Doctor in the houseSIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE... - Rating: 3.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1056712010-06-07T17:15:04-04:002010-06-07T17:15:04-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105671"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/signs-of-the-apocalypse-signs-of-the-apocalypse-clown-army-demotivational-poster-1275945282.jpg"></a><br>And wild animals roamed the land<br>and an Army of Clowns appeared...<br>Really... look it upMONKEY PIG - Rating: 2.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1056692010-06-07T17:04:30-04:002010-06-07T17:04:30-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105669"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/monkey-pig-monkey-pig-demotivational-poster-1275944661.jpg"></a><br>May not be much to look at...<br>But ohhhh that banana flavored bacon...<br>Mmmmmmmmmmmm...I LIKE TO SINGA... - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1056682010-06-07T16:51:06-04:002010-06-07T16:51:06-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105668"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/i-like-to-sing-a-i-like-to-sing-a-demotivational-poster-1275943832.jpg"></a><br>About the moona and the Junea and the springa...SHES MY CONEY ISLAND BABY - Rating: 3.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1056632010-06-07T16:33:54-04:002010-06-07T16:33:54-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105663"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/shes-my-coney-island-baby-coney-island-baby-tom-waits-demotivational-poster-1275942813.jpg"></a><br>Every night she comes to take me out to dreamland<br>When Im with her Im the richest man in the town<br>Tom WaitsIN THE LAND OF THE BLIND - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1056622010-06-07T16:27:52-04:002010-06-07T16:27:52-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105662"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/in-the-land-of-the-blind-one-eyed-man-valkyrie-demotivational-poster-1275942445.jpg"></a><br>the one eyed man is king...<br>But his ARMY is a freakin JOKEADVERTISING GENIUS - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1056612010-06-07T16:22:31-04:002010-06-07T16:22:31-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105661"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/advertising-genius-cubby-clothes-demotivational-poster-1275942134.jpg"></a><br>Know your target audience<br>Give the people what they want<br>Especially the underthingsMECHAMOTIFAKER - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1056292010-06-07T13:27:03-04:002010-06-07T13:27:03-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105629"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/mechamotifaker-sorry-i-missed-your-special-time-bart-demotivational-poster-1275930961.jpg"></a><br>Programmed for maximum irony<br>capable of downloading at lightning speed<br>but compelled to perfectionEVEN AS A CHILD... - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1055812010-06-07T02:00:41-04:002010-06-07T02:00:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105581"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/even-as-a-child-bone-tribute-mask-hide-feminine-side-demotivational-poster-1275890331.jpg"></a><br>Bone was masking up to hide his sensitive side<br>His eye for beauty and irony and it made it hard for<br>the victims to ID himT A N T A L I Z E - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1055792010-06-07T01:30:46-04:002010-06-07T01:30:46-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105579"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/t-a-n-t-a-l-i-z-e-tantalize-tree-cemetery-demotivational-poster-1275888621.jpg"></a><br>Your surroundings are unimportant as long as you are unique.<br>Shine with your own light and you will stand out Oh yeah and<br>the dead make great fertilizerAIRMAN - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1052142010-06-03T19:04:34-04:002010-06-03T19:04:34-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105214"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/airman-airman-demotivational-poster-1275606265.jpg"></a><br>Ready to defend your freedoms<br>To defeat the powers of oppression<br>To point out what an idiot you areAT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1052112010-06-03T18:51:20-04:002010-06-03T18:51:20-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105211"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/at-the-carnival-of-motifake-faceplant-sickartist-chompers-cl-demotivational-poster-1275605467.jpg"></a><br>We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted.<br>And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are<br>AFRAID OF CLOWNSFACEPLANTS DELIGHTED GIGGLE... - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1052082010-06-03T18:23:21-04:002010-06-03T18:23:21-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105208"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/faceplants-delighted-giggle-faceplant-giggle-tear-rend-demotivational-poster-1275603782.jpg"></a><br>As he closes in on his next subject ready to rend and tear<br>to the heart and leave the rest of us<br>to stare... and clean up the messREN HOEK - Rating: 4.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1052062010-06-03T17:51:32-04:002010-06-03T17:51:32-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105206"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/ren-hoek-ren-hoek-asthma-hound-chihuahua-demotivational-poster-1275601879.jpg"></a><br>They all think Im crazy but I know better. It is not I who are crazy.<br>It is I who am mad Cant you hear them Didnt you see the crowdIT GUYS - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1052032010-06-03T17:33:36-04:002010-06-03T17:33:36-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105203"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/it-guys-it-guys-internet-is-full-tshirt-demotivational-poster-1275600805.jpg"></a><br>they tell me the same thing everytime I call em<br>How long is the internet gonna be fullIF THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE - Rating: 4.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1052012010-06-03T17:13:27-04:002010-06-03T17:13:27-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105201"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/if-there-is-justice-in-the-universe-dogs-heaven-vick-oooops-demotivational-poster-1275599595.jpg"></a><br>then heaven is run by our dogs<br>and they wait at the gate to welcome you...<br>Man is Vick screwedIF DOGS DONT GO TO HEAVEN... - Rating: 4.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051902010-06-03T16:18:32-04:002010-06-03T16:18:32-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105190"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/if-dogs-dont-go-to-heaven-dogs-heaven-demotivational-poster-1275596303.jpg"></a><br>Then I would rather go where they go...THE 3 SECRETS TO THE PERFECT OUTFIT - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051822010-06-03T15:18:16-04:002010-06-03T15:18:16-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105182"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-3-secrets-to-the-perfect-outfit-douchbag-accessorize-demotivational-poster-1275592683.jpg"></a><br>Accessorize<br>Accessorize<br>AccessorizeIF YOU PICK UP A STARVING DOG - Rating: 4.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051812010-06-03T15:14:02-04:002010-06-03T15:14:02-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105181"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/if-you-pick-up-a-starving-dog-dogs-man-mark-twain-demotivational-poster-1275592431.jpg"></a><br>and make him prosperous he will not bite you.<br>This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.HEAVEN GOES BY FAVOR... - Rating: 4.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051802010-06-03T15:11:38-04:002010-06-03T15:11:38-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105180"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/heaven-goes-by-favor-dogs-heaven-mark-twain-demotivational-poster-1275592211.jpg"></a><br>If it went by merit you would stay out and your dog would go in.<br>Mark TwainE N V Y - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051772010-06-03T14:52:01-04:002010-06-03T14:52:01-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105177"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/e-n-v-y-douchbag-pimp-demotivational-poster-1275590990.jpg"></a><br>Man will do many things to get himself loved<br>he will do all things to get himself envied.A STAR WARS THEMED WEDDING... - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051722010-06-03T14:08:58-04:002010-06-03T14:08:58-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105172"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/a-star-wars-themed-wedding-star-wars-wedding-no-bride-demotivational-poster-1275588524.jpg"></a><br>Notice anything missing at this eventDUELS - Rating: 4.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051692010-06-03T13:55:16-04:002010-06-03T13:55:16-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105169"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/duels-duels-mark-twain-demotivational-poster-1275587620.gif"></a><br>If a man should challenge me I would take him kindly and forgivingly<br>by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill him.<br>Mark TwainWRINKLES - Rating: 4.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051122010-06-03T02:15:42-04:002010-06-03T02:15:42-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105112"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/wrinkles-wrinkles-should-merely-indicate-where-smiles-have-b-demotivational-poster-1275545422.jpg"></a><br>Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.<br>Mark TwainADVERSITY - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051062010-06-03T01:15:21-04:002010-06-03T01:15:21-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105106"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/adversity-by-trying-we-can-easily-learn-to-endure-adversity-demotivational-poster-1275542102.jpg"></a><br>By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity another mans I mean.<br>Mark TwainDUBAI TOWER CONSTRUCTION - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1051052010-06-03T00:58:52-04:002010-06-03T00:58:52-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105105"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/dubai-tower-construction-with-millions-of-barrels-of-oil-pou-demotivational-poster-1275540986.jpg"></a><br>With millions of barrels of oil pouring into the Gulf of Mexico<br>they can afford even wigglier buildingsPAPARAZZI - Rating: 4.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050802010-06-02T17:51:43-04:002010-06-02T17:51:43-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105080"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/paparazzi-paparazzi-demotivational-poster-1275515490.jpg"></a><br>I believe in equality for everyone<br>except reporters and photographers.<br>Mohandas GandhiSOME PIERCINGS... - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050792010-06-02T17:27:56-04:002010-06-02T17:27:56-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105079"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/some-piercings-may-not-be-intended-to-show-your-individualit-demotivational-poster-1275514051.jpg"></a><br>May not be intended to show your individuality<br>but to highlight your stupidity...ARACHNOPHOBIA - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050762010-06-02T16:49:28-04:002010-06-02T16:49:28-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105076"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/arachnophobia-not-just-spiders-it-applies-to-scorpions-as-we-demotivational-poster-1275511749.png"></a><br>Not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well...<br>Especially grey onesMOTIFAKE ROASTS - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050702010-06-02T16:21:13-04:002010-06-02T16:21:13-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105070"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/motifake-roasts-shenanigans-meaning-of-life-for-motifakers-demotivational-poster-1275509974.jpg"></a><br>It is hard for us mere mortals to write roast jokes<br>about the famous Motifakers when we dont get so SEE<br>all your shenanigansDESIGNER PORK - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050662010-06-02T15:32:42-04:002010-06-02T15:32:42-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105066"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/designer-pork-the-newest-trend-in-culinary-delight-demotivational-poster-1275507143.jpg"></a><br>The newest trend in culinary delight The Bill Blass Bacon<br>is heavenly... And dont get me started<br>on the Helmut Lang HamsHANDY PIERCINGS - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050642010-06-02T15:23:18-04:002010-06-02T15:23:18-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105064"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/handy-piercings-for-those-times-when-you-wash-your-douchebag-demotivational-poster-1275506552.jpg"></a><br>For those times when you wash your douchebag<br>and need to hang him up to dry...HANDY PIERCINGS - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050612010-06-02T15:14:59-04:002010-06-02T15:14:59-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105061"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/handy-piercings-tired-of-those-pesky-glasses-sliding-down-yo-demotivational-poster-1275506022.jpg"></a><br>Tired of those pesky glasses sliding down your nose<br>Do you get headaches from tight framesPIERCINGS... MEH... - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050602010-06-02T15:07:52-04:002010-06-02T15:07:52-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105060"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/piercings-meh-the-cool-kids-are-having-bagel-implants-demotivational-poster-1275505661.jpg"></a><br>The cool kids are having bagel implantsHI YA KIDS... - Rating: 4.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050592010-06-02T15:04:24-04:002010-06-02T15:04:24-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105059"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/hi-ya-kids-wait-where-are-ya-going-aren-t-ya-gonna-give-gram-demotivational-poster-1275504969.jpg"></a><br>Wait where are ya going Arent ya gonna give Grampa a hug<br>And introduce me to your friends<br>Why are you cryingTHE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - Rating: 2.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050122010-06-02T02:06:28-04:002010-06-02T02:06:28-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105012"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/the-bacon-and-beer-cake-the-cake-is-a-lie-has-never-been-mor-demotivational-poster-1275458755.jpg"></a><br>The cake is a lie has never been more true<br>Or more poignantBLASPHEMY - Rating: 2.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1050082010-06-02T01:46:30-04:002010-06-02T01:46:30-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=105008"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/blasphemy-feeding-kids-that-vegetarian-hippy-crap-demotivational-poster-1275457523.jpg"></a><br>Feeding kids that vegetarian hippy crap<br>Makes em weak and easily leadBLASPHEMY NOUN - Rating: 3.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1049742010-06-01T17:45:32-04:002010-06-01T17:45:32-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=104974"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/blasphemy-noun-actions-speech-or-artworks-which-show-disresp-demotivational-poster-1275428716.jpg"></a><br>Actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion<br>or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believersLOYALTY - Rating: 4.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1039932010-05-24T16:02:41-04:002010-05-24T16:02:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103993"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/loyalty-if-all-my-friends-were-to-jump-off-a-bridge-i-wouldn-demotivational-poster-1274731332.jpg"></a><br>If all my friends were to jump off a bridge<br>I wouldnt follow...<br>Id be at the bottom to catch them.THERE NEVER WERE DINOSAURS - Rating: 4.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1038962010-05-24T00:38:41-04:002010-05-24T00:38:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103896"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/there-never-were-dinosaurs-there-never-were-dinosaurs-they-a-demotivational-poster-1274675853.jpg"></a><br>They are a racial memory of DRAGONS<br>There were never pygmies eitherCREATION - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1038882010-05-23T23:51:07-04:002010-05-23T23:51:07-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103888"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/creation-dinosaurs-and-creation-demotivational-poster-1274673047.jpg"></a><br>Crossing lines of time<br>Ignoring species and convention<br>glamorous juxtapositionI AM SORRY... - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1038872010-05-23T23:44:24-04:002010-05-23T23:44:24-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103887"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-am-sorry-jesus-and-the-dinosaurs-sounds-like-an-80s-band-demotivational-poster-1274672649.jpg"></a><br>But you have to die now<br>So that 60 million years from now<br>People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.DINOSAUR DUNDEE - Rating: 2.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1038862010-05-23T23:33:07-04:002010-05-23T23:33:07-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103886"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/dinosaur-dundee-crocodile-s-half-brother-he-always-did-try-t-demotivational-poster-1274671888.jpg"></a><br>Crocodiles half brother<br>He always did try too hard.MOMMY WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU... - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1034512010-05-20T01:37:02-04:002010-05-20T01:37:02-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103451"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/mommy-will-always-love-you-see-she-cleaned-your-jar-for-you-demotivational-poster-1274333779.jpg"></a><br>See she cleaned your jar for you...<br>And turned on your night light...<br>Sweet dreams my darling.BITCH PLEASE - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1034482010-05-20T01:17:20-04:002010-05-20T01:17:20-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103448"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/bitch-please-i-got-this-chill-demotivational-poster-1274332632.jpg"></a><br>I got this chill...<br>Ill be right back...REALITY IS IRRELEVANT - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1034462010-05-20T01:13:09-04:002010-05-20T01:13:09-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103446"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/reality-is-irrelevant-your-mother-is-the-most-beautiful-pers-demotivational-poster-1274332325.jpg"></a><br>Your mother is the most beautiful person in the world...<br>To you...ya pigYOU MAY BE AN EVIL KILLING MACHINE - Rating: 4.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1034452010-05-20T01:05:37-04:002010-05-20T01:05:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103445"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/you-may-be-an-evil-killing-machine-but-you-ll-always-be-baby-demotivational-poster-1274331910.jpg"></a><br>But youll always be baby to your mommyRACCOON NOODLING - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1033822010-05-19T16:43:21-04:002010-05-19T16:43:21-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103382"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/raccoon-noodling-raccoon-noodling-demotivational-poster-1274301783.jpg"></a><br>Those crazy rednecks... what will they think of next<br>I do love his hat...GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Rating: 4.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1033772010-05-19T16:25:48-04:002010-05-19T16:25:48-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103377"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/great-mothers-teach-great-mothers-teach-demotivational-poster-1274300728.jpg"></a><br>Love confidence patience<br>and how to rip apart drunken tourists...<br>Well my mother did anyway...MOTHER - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1033012010-05-19T01:22:37-04:002010-05-19T01:22:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103301"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/mother-great-mothers-demotivational-poster-1274246523.jpg"></a><br>There to ease the way but not to make things easy<br>To protect but not to shelter<br>To love and forgive...GREAT MOTHERS - Rating: 3.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032982010-05-19T01:00:31-04:002010-05-19T01:00:31-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103298"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/great-mothers-great-mothers-demotivational-poster-1274245220.jpg"></a><br>Always protect their offspring<br>Keep them warm and surrounded with loveCONSEQUENCES - Rating: 2.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032922010-05-19T00:31:27-04:002010-05-19T00:31:27-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103292"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/consequences-worst-tattoo-ever-demotivational-poster-1274243472.jpg"></a><br>The way I see it you dont NEED two legs to drink...YOU NEED SOME CHANGE - Rating: 2.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032882010-05-19T00:18:12-04:002010-05-19T00:18:12-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103288"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/you-need-some-change-you-need-to-learn-the-trump-comb-over-demotivational-poster-1274242681.jpg"></a><br>You need to learn the Trump comb over<br>then you too can look like a million bucksOH MY GOD - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032832010-05-18T23:30:26-04:002010-05-18T23:30:26-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103283"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/oh-my-god-its-that-dreaded-beast-demotivational-poster-1274239816.jpg"></a><br>Its that dreaded beast<br>from South America<br>The ChupasofaWHEN THE GIANT MONSTER APOCALYPSE COMES - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032772010-05-18T22:49:37-04:002010-05-18T22:49:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103277"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/when-the-giant-monster-apocalypse-comes-when-the-giant-monst-demotivational-poster-1274237280.jpg"></a><br>We are gonna be sorry we didnt pay attention<br>to this pleaMMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032762010-05-18T22:42:24-04:002010-05-18T22:42:24-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103276"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/mmmmm-fire-baked-pizza-italian-prosecutors-believe-pizza-in-demotivational-poster-1274236925.jpg"></a><br>Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be<br>baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemeteryNOT ALL CHEFS ARE CREATED EQUAL - Rating: 2.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032752010-05-18T22:27:56-04:002010-05-18T22:27:56-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103275"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/not-all-chefs-are-created-equal-not-all-chefs-are-created-eq-demotivational-poster-1274236057.jpg"></a><br>JuanCarlos Cruz Food network chef and author arrested for trying to<br>get homeless guys to kill for him when he had a kitchen full<br>of social outcasts with KNIVESGREAT MOTHERS WILL... - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032702010-05-18T22:01:55-04:002010-05-18T22:01:55-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103270"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/great-mothers-will-great-mothers-will-demotivational-poster-1274234494.jpg"></a><br>Be there to lean on...<br>Make sure hazards are out of reach...I MAY HAVE A LITTLE OCD... BUT - Rating: 4.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032382010-05-18T19:47:46-04:002010-05-18T19:47:46-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103238"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-may-have-a-little-ocd-but-cats-can-use-proper-english-if-t-demotivational-poster-1274226448.jpg"></a><br>I hope you will notice my exact spelling precise syntax<br>and sterling use of proper grammar. Also<br>I have abstained from the use of slang.OCD IS A BONUS FOR A CHEF - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032332010-05-18T19:29:24-04:002010-05-18T19:29:24-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103233"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/ocd-is-a-bonus-for-a-chef-insures-your-plate-presentation-is-demotivational-poster-1274225345.jpg"></a><br>Insures your plate presentation is perfect<br>Now where did the grey one goCRAPO - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032312010-05-18T19:08:19-04:002010-05-18T19:08:19-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103231"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/crapo-here-lies-crapo-demotivational-poster-1274224085.jpg"></a><br>Here lies Crapo<br>The WORST clown everRITUALIZATION... - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032282010-05-18T18:51:01-04:002010-05-18T18:51:01-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103228"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/ritualization-ritualization-demotivational-poster-1274223010.jpg"></a><br>Some with OCD perform compulsive rituals because they inexplicably<br>feel they must although these rituals may appear nonsensical bizarre<br>or even batshit crazyTHIS ISNT BAD... - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032262010-05-18T18:11:39-04:002010-05-18T18:11:39-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103226"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/this-isnt-bad-you-should-have-seen-him-alphabetizing-his-alp-demotivational-poster-1274220692.jpg"></a><br>You should have seen him alphabetizing his AlphabitsPLEASE DONT SAY IT... - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032252010-05-18T18:05:49-04:002010-05-18T18:05:49-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103225"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/please-dont-say-it-please-don-t-say-it-demotivational-poster-1274220330.jpg"></a><br>I dont have OCD<br>I have CDO...<br>its alphabetically correctONE - Rating: 4.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032242010-05-18T17:23:45-04:002010-05-18T17:23:45-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103224"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/one-one-ocd-suffering-muppet-mwahahahaha-demotivational-poster-1274217761.jpg"></a><br>One OCD suffering muppet mwahahahahaI JUST DONT TRUST MY INLAWS - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032232010-05-18T17:14:45-04:002010-05-18T17:14:45-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103223"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-just-dont-trust-my-in-laws-i-just-don-t-trust-my-in-laws-demotivational-poster-1274217276.jpg"></a><br>They said Nah come on in nothing to worry about.<br>But I sense something is not right...OCD - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032212010-05-18T17:07:15-04:002010-05-18T17:07:15-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103221"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/ocd-now-with-handy-remote-demotivational-poster-1274216762.jpg"></a><br>Now with handy remoteWHAT IS GOOD IN LIFE - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1032202010-05-18T17:02:48-04:002010-05-18T17:02:48-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103220"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/what-is-good-in-life-what-is-good-in-life-demotivational-poster-1274216543.jpg"></a><br>Crush your enemies and see them driven before you...<br>Then hear the lamentations of their women...<br>oh and the KFC bucket meal.... mmmmWHO THE HELL... - Rating: 4.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1031692010-05-18T01:48:31-04:002010-05-18T01:48:31-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103169"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/who-the-hell-who-the-hell-is-tom-arrow-demotivational-poster-1274161701.jpg"></a><br>is Tom Arrow<br>And what will he never knowNO MISTER BOND... - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1031682010-05-18T01:46:00-04:002010-05-18T01:46:00-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103168"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/no-mister-bond-no-mister-bond-demotivational-poster-1274161547.jpg"></a><br>You will not leave this island alive...DOCTOR WALTER ELIAS WALT DISNEY - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1031502010-05-17T23:40:11-04:002010-05-17T23:40:11-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103150"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/doctor-walter-elias-walt-disney-planned-the-assimilation-of-demotivational-poster-1274153936.jpg"></a><br>Planned the assimilation of the Marvel universe<br>To gain access to a group of powerful mutants<br>And thus began a new legendTHE FIVE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1031492010-05-17T23:32:50-04:002010-05-17T23:32:50-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103149"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-five-horsemen-of-the-apocalypse-the-five-horsemen-of-the-demotivational-poster-1274153502.jpg"></a><br>The end comes. Hoofbeats sound. Harbingers of the endtimes appear.<br>Mortal man cowers in fear...THE FIRST SIGN OF INFECTION... - Rating: 3.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1030862010-05-17T16:51:27-04:002010-05-17T16:51:27-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103086"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-first-sign-of-infection-the-first-sign-of-infection-mick-demotivational-poster-1274129378.jpg"></a><br>I am sorry but as you can see<br>the infection has reached her heart...<br>Mickitosis is incurable...MONDAY MOURNINGS - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1030842010-05-17T16:21:26-04:002010-05-17T16:21:26-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103084"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/monday-mournings-monday-mournings-demotivational-poster-1274127653.jpg"></a><br>The day we bury another weekend And weep for what we did<br>Plan the flowers we need to send and remember where the bodys hidHUNGER STRIKE - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1030812010-05-17T16:01:03-04:002010-05-17T16:01:03-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103081"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/hunger-strike-hunger-strike-demotivational-poster-1274126353.jpg"></a><br>Bloody hell mention that crap again<br>and Ill will break your arseYOUR ANTIMICKEY COMMENTS... - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1030772010-05-17T15:48:51-04:002010-05-17T15:48:51-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103077"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/your-anti-mickey-comments-your-anti-mickey-comments-king-mic-demotivational-poster-1274125717.jpg"></a><br>Have angered the Mouse... Do not anger the mouse<br>retribution will be swift and<br>savageTHE COMING APOCALYPSE - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1030742010-05-17T15:40:55-04:002010-05-17T15:40:55-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103074"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-coming-apocalypse-some-of-the-signs-and-omens-demotivational-poster-1274125230.jpg"></a><br>Some of the signs and omens<br>Have a disquietingly similar appearance<br>To a familiar icon of your childhoodAN ARMED POPULACE... - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1030732010-05-17T15:34:09-04:002010-05-17T15:34:09-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=103073"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/an-armed-populace-an-armed-populace-is-a-polite-populace-demotivational-poster-1274124759.jpg"></a><br>An armed populace is a polite populace<br>Robert Anson Heinlein<br>July 7 1907 May 8 1988EXCELLENT... - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1026132010-05-13T19:11:10-04:002010-05-13T19:11:10-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102613"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/excellent-excellent-demotivational-poster-1273792240.gif"></a><br>Even big black petroleum clouds<br>have silver linings<br>for someone...LENIN MICKEY AND JESUS... - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1025992010-05-13T17:35:58-04:002010-05-13T17:35:58-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102599"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/lenin-mickey-and-jesus-lenin-mickey-and-jesus-demotivational-poster-1273786466.jpg"></a><br>At least the world Mickey created is doing well.I DONT UNDERSTAND... - Rating: 3.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1025962010-05-13T17:32:30-04:002010-05-13T17:32:30-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102596"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-dont-understand-wow-thats-an-old-reference-hope-i-am-not-t-demotivational-poster-1273786247.jpg"></a><br>After all these years so many MotiFakers are still taking time...<br>to make tunnels.WISDOM OF HOMER SIMPSON - Rating: 4.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1024792010-05-13T01:22:25-04:002010-05-13T01:22:25-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102479"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wisdom-of-homer-simpson-wisdom-of-homer-simpson-demotivational-poster-1273727994.jpg"></a><br>Lets just say that on this day a million years ago a dude was born<br>who most of us think was magic. But others dont and thats cool.<br>But were probably right. AmenTRUE... BUT - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1024732010-05-13T00:41:15-04:002010-05-13T00:41:15-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102473"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/true-but-it-sure-sounds-like-more-fun-demotivational-poster-1273725640.jpg"></a><br>It sure sounds like more funDOH MUSEUM - Rating: 2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1024662010-05-12T23:33:48-04:002010-05-12T23:33:48-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102466"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/doh-museum-good-things-don-t-end-in-eum-they-end-in-mania-or-demotivational-poster-1273721471.jpg"></a><br>Good things dont end in eum they end in mania... or teriaHEY... MR. POUTY - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1024652010-05-12T23:23:25-04:002010-05-12T23:23:25-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102465"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/hey-mr-pouty-hey-mr-pouty-demotivational-poster-1273720992.jpg"></a><br>Why the long face Are you sad Want some company<br>No... wanna be alone for a while Okay... Let me know<br>if you wanna talk about anything...DONT WORRY. - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1024642010-05-12T23:15:10-04:002010-05-12T23:15:10-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102464"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/dont-worry-don-t-worry-demotivational-poster-1273720502.jpg"></a><br>Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep...<br>in a giant blender...WEASELING OUT OF THINGS... - Rating: 2.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1024622010-05-12T22:59:51-04:002010-05-12T22:59:51-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102462"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/weaseling-out-of-things-weaseling-out-of-things-demotivational-poster-1273719581.jpg"></a><br>is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals ...<br>except the weaselYOU CAN STOP ALL THAT TALK - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1024132010-05-12T16:51:17-04:002010-05-12T16:51:17-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102413"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/you-can-stop-all-that-talk-you-can-stop-all-that-talk-demotivational-poster-1273697462.jpg"></a><br>About fixing the dog<br>It aint broke dont go tryin to fix itWHAT ABOUT THOSE RED BALLS... - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1023942010-05-12T15:36:56-04:002010-05-12T15:36:56-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102394"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/what-about-those-red-balls-what-about-those-red-balls-demotivational-poster-1273692971.jpg"></a><br>They have on car aerials so you can spot your car in a parking lot.<br>I think all cars should have themOLD PEOPLE DONT NEED COMPANIONSHIP. - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1023912010-05-12T15:16:26-04:002010-05-12T15:16:26-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102391"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/old-people-dont-need-companionship-old-people-don-t-need-com-demotivational-poster-1273691735.jpg"></a><br>They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined<br>what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.MAYBE JUST ONCE... - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1023862010-05-12T14:42:55-04:002010-05-12T14:42:55-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102386"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/maybe-just-once-someone-could-call-me-sir-demotivational-poster-1273689756.jpg"></a><br>Someone could call me Sir<br>without adding youre making a sceneR.I.P. BEAUTIFUL LADY - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1023752010-05-12T13:35:00-04:002010-05-12T13:35:00-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102375"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/rip-beautiful-lady-doris-eaton-travis-march-14-1904-may-11-2-demotivational-poster-1273685568.jpg"></a><br>Doris Eaton Travis March 14 1904 May 11 2010<br>She was the last surviving Ziegfeld girl.ITS NO A10 WARTHOG - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1023062010-05-12T00:19:53-04:002010-05-12T00:19:53-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102306"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/its-no-a-10-warthog-its-no-a-10-warthog-demotivational-poster-1273637721.jpg"></a><br>But its the best I can do<br>Sorry Airman...NEW IDEA - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1023052010-05-12T00:06:40-04:002010-05-12T00:06:40-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102305"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/new-idea-the-super-ruler-has-me-intrigued-demotivational-poster-1273637125.jpg"></a><br>I dont think Mr. Wonderfulls idea is NEW...<br>but the Super Ruler has me intrigued...I DONT KNOW... - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1023042010-05-11T23:58:24-04:002010-05-11T23:58:24-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102304"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-dont-know-got-any-guinness-demotivational-poster-1273636633.jpg"></a><br>I dont think I can drink enough Harbin<br>to make those sound tempting...<br>Got any GuinnessHOT SAUCE - Rating: 3.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022992010-05-11T23:45:22-04:002010-05-11T23:45:22-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102299"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/hot-sauce-hot-sauce-demotivational-poster-1273635899.jpg"></a><br>For internal use only<br>Follow directions closely<br>Do not point colon at faceOKAY... MAYBE I WENT TOO FAR - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022952010-05-11T23:21:22-04:002010-05-11T23:21:22-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102295"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/okay-maybe-i-went-too-far-but-it-was-for-toc-appreciation-da-demotivational-poster-1273634463.jpg"></a><br>But it was for TOC appreciation day<br>If you love someone set them free If they dont come back...<br>well... pellet guns are pretty effectiveTOC - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022642010-05-11T19:54:56-04:002010-05-11T19:54:56-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102264"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/toc-that-other-chick-not-as-good-looking-or-smart-demotivational-poster-1273622077.jpg"></a><br>That Other Chick... not as good looking or smart.<br>But what a voiceOUTSOURCING - Rating: 2.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022612010-05-11T19:44:47-04:002010-05-11T19:44:47-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102261"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/outsourcing-where-will-it-end-demotivational-poster-1273621481.jpg"></a><br>Where will it endTOC... WHERE IS SHE - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022502010-05-11T18:25:54-04:002010-05-11T18:25:54-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102250"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/toc-where-is-she-i-can-t-believe-it-i-am-her-biggest-fan-demotivational-poster-1273616703.jpg"></a><br>I cant believe it I am her Biggest fanMY SON WILL BE SOOOOOO SURPRISED - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022492010-05-11T17:52:49-04:002010-05-11T17:52:49-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102249"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/my-son-will-be-soooooo-surprised-when-he-wakes-up-and-sees-h-demotivational-poster-1273614714.jpg"></a><br>When he wakes up and sees how I redecorated his roomMY SON AND I DONT CONNECT... - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022462010-05-11T17:39:12-04:002010-05-11T17:39:12-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102246"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/my-son-and-i-dont-connect-my-son-and-i-don-t-connect-demotivational-poster-1273613933.jpg"></a><br>But Radio Shack says they can fix thatWE HAD A CLEAN POOL - Rating: 4.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022432010-05-11T17:10:45-04:002010-05-11T17:10:45-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102243"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/we-had-a-clean-pool-i-have-altered-the-pool-demotivational-poster-1273612231.png"></a><br>Never make deals with EVIL...I CANT FIGURE IT OUT... - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022422010-05-11T17:05:52-04:002010-05-11T17:05:52-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102242"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-cant-figure-it-out-clowns-demotivational-poster-1273611695.jpg"></a><br>I dont why I am afraid of clowns...<br>I mean we had one at my first party<br>and I dont remember any problems...SPIDERCOW - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022402010-05-11T16:35:42-04:002010-05-11T16:35:42-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102240"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/spidercow-not-as-cool-as-spiderpig-demotivational-poster-1273610123.jpg"></a><br>Not as cool as spiderpig...<br>But way cooler than spidermanSHINY NEW BIKE - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022392010-05-11T16:31:53-04:002010-05-11T16:31:53-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102239"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/shiny-new-bike-why-mooooooooooooooooooo-its-lovely-demotivational-poster-1273609899.jpg"></a><br>Why Mooooooooooooooooooo its lovelyTHANK THE ELDER GODS FOR SUMMER - Rating: 3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022262010-05-11T15:41:55-04:002010-05-11T15:41:55-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102226"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/thank-the-elder-gods-for-summer-thank-the-elder-gods-for-sum-demotivational-poster-1273606905.jpg"></a><br>I am gonna eat me a bunch of those<br>then I might have some grapes....YEAH I HAVE TO WIND IT UP... SO - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022242010-05-11T15:34:19-04:002010-05-11T15:34:19-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102224"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/yeah-i-have-to-wind-it-up-so-at-least-i-don-t-have-to-worry-demotivational-poster-1273606396.jpg"></a><br>At least I dont have to worry about power surges...OKAY... I GUESS PUNK IS DEAD - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022182010-05-11T15:19:54-04:002010-05-11T15:19:54-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102218"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/okay-i-guess-punk-is-dead-okay-i-guess-punk-is-dead-demotivational-poster-1273605551.jpg"></a><br>But what fun for future archaeologistsI WISH... - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022162010-05-11T15:14:00-04:002010-05-11T15:14:00-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102216"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-wish-lion-cupcakes-demotivational-poster-1273605208.jpg"></a><br>The reward for a great poster was five lion<br>C U P C A K E SI WISH I WAS A MOD... - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022052010-05-11T14:43:53-04:002010-05-11T14:43:53-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102205"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-wish-i-was-a-mod-i-wish-i-was-a-mod-demotivational-poster-1273603312.jpg"></a><br>They have an office and coffee cupsOPPPPS - Rating: 2.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1022042010-05-11T14:38:13-04:002010-05-11T14:38:13-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102204"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/opppps-opppps-demotivational-poster-1273603068.jpg"></a><br>Yeah that was me... sorry<br>Been holding that in foreverDOUCHEANS UNITE - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1021832010-05-11T13:03:43-04:002010-05-11T13:03:43-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102183"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/doucheans-unite-your-leader-has-appeared-pop-your-collar-spr-demotivational-poster-1273597387.jpg"></a><br>Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar spray on some tan<br>and meet in the food court.<br>oh and hes a ginger tooHEAVEN IS... - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1021812010-05-11T12:57:01-04:002010-05-11T12:57:01-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102181"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/heaven-is-whatever-you-think-you-deserve-for-the-acts-of-you-demotivational-poster-1273597009.jpg"></a><br>Whatever you think you deserve for the acts of your life.<br>I have been VERY nice...NEW RELIGION - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1021802010-05-11T12:50:27-04:002010-05-11T12:50:27-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102180"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/new-religion-i-dunno-there-s-something-goofy-about-it-demotivational-poster-1273596595.jpg"></a><br>I dunno... theres something Goofy about it...QUANTUM MECHANICS - Rating: 2.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1021102010-05-11T01:38:11-04:002010-05-11T01:38:11-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102110"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/quantum-mechanics-the-guys-that-fix-quantums-demotivational-poster-1273556261.jpg"></a><br>The guys that fix quantumsIN THE BEGINNING... - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1021002010-05-11T01:04:03-04:002010-05-11T01:04:03-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102100"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/in-the-beginning-there-was-nothing-then-it-exploded-demotivational-poster-1273554201.jpg"></a><br>There was nothing... then it explodedTHE PROBLEM WITH AN OPEN MIND - Rating: 4.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020982010-05-11T01:00:03-04:002010-05-11T01:00:03-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102098"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-problem-with-an-open-mind-the-problem-with-an-open-mind-demotivational-poster-1273553974.jpg"></a><br>Is that sooner or later people will come along<br>and try to put things in it...ILL BE MORE ENTHUSIASTIC - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020972010-05-11T00:55:58-04:002010-05-11T00:55:58-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102097"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/ill-be-more-enthusiastic-about-encouraging-thinking-outside-demotivational-poster-1273553677.jpg"></a><br>About encouraging thinking outside the box<br>when theres evidence of any thinking going on inside it.WHAT OUR ANCESTORS WOULD BE THINKING - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020942010-05-11T00:46:37-04:002010-05-11T00:46:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102094"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/what-our-ancestors-would-be-thinking-what-our-ancestors-woul-demotivational-poster-1273553164.jpg"></a><br>If they were alive today...<br>Why is it so dark hereTOFU - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020932010-05-11T00:40:41-04:002010-05-11T00:40:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102093"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/tofu-tofu-demotivational-poster-1273552571.jpg"></a><br>If you put lots of butter and salt on it...<br>It tastes like salty butter..GIVE A MAN A FIRE... - Rating: 4.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020892010-05-11T00:29:14-04:002010-05-11T00:29:14-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102089"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/give-a-man-a-fire-and-he-will-be-warm-for-the-day-demotivational-poster-1273552083.jpg"></a><br>And he will be warm for the day<br>set a man on fire and hell be warm<br>for the rest of his life...WISDOM OF TERRY PRATCHETT LIFE - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020882010-05-11T00:19:06-04:002010-05-11T00:19:06-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102088"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wisdom-of-terry-pratchett-life-wisdom-of-terry-pratchett-lif-demotivational-poster-1273551458.jpg"></a><br>It is said that your life flashes before your eyes<br>just before you die.<br>That is true its called Life.WISDOM OF TERRY PRATCHETT GOD - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020862010-05-10T23:48:12-04:002010-05-10T23:48:12-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102086"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wisdom-of-terry-pratchett-god-wisdom-of-terry-pratchett-god-demotivational-poster-1273549578.jpg"></a><br>Sums it up pretty well...ZAPHOD - Rating: 3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020812010-05-10T23:24:59-04:002010-05-10T23:24:59-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102081"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/zaphod-i-am-so-amazingly-cool-you-could-keep-a-side-demotivational-poster-1273548284.jpg"></a><br>I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side<br>of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing<br>over my pelvis.THE BIG BANG - Rating: 4.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020442010-05-10T18:42:37-04:002010-05-10T18:42:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102044"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/the-big-bang-douglas-adams-demotivational-poster-1273531348.jpg"></a><br>In the beginning the Universe was created. This has<br>made a lot of people very angry and has<br>been widely regarded as a bad move.TATTOO - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020412010-05-10T18:09:01-04:002010-05-10T18:09:01-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102041"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/tattoo-calf-tattoo-not-very-cool-demotivational-poster-1273529331.jpg"></a><br>Cool now when it LOOKS like Tom Waits...<br>Now so cool in 10 years<br>When it looks like Oliver HardyAHHH... TRACK AND FIELD - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020392010-05-10T17:42:13-04:002010-05-10T17:42:13-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102039"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/ahhh-track-and-field-where-the-real-agony-of-da-feet-takes-i-demotivational-poster-1273527624.jpg"></a><br>Where the REAL agony of dafeet takes its tollLENA HORNE - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020362010-05-10T17:28:14-04:002010-05-10T17:28:14-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102036"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/lena-horne-june-30-1917-may-9-2010-demotivational-poster-1273526876.jpg"></a><br>June 30 1917 May 9 2010<br>Singer dancer movie star civil rights activist...<br>One classy dame...UPGRADES - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020232010-05-10T15:48:37-04:002010-05-10T15:48:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102023"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/upgrades-you-ignore-them-at-your-own-peril-graveyards-are-fi-demotivational-poster-1273520902.jpg"></a><br>You ignore them at your own peril... graveyards are filled with the obsoleteSUPER VILLIAN - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020122010-05-10T15:21:34-04:002010-05-10T15:21:34-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102012"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/super-villian-able-to-make-a-six-figure-bonus-while-getting-demotivational-poster-1273519254.jpg"></a><br>Able to make a six figure bonus while getting<br>bailout cash... who needs to pull bank vault doors offCHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY... - Rating: 4.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1020012010-05-10T14:37:32-04:002010-05-10T14:37:32-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=102001"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/choose-your-friends-carefully-it-is-highly-unlikely-that-you-demotivational-poster-1273516637.jpg"></a><br>It is highly unlikely that youll ever be<br>held accountable for the actions of your enemies.TERMINATOR 6 RISE OF THE BEASTS... - Rating: 4.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1019922010-05-10T13:30:05-04:002010-05-10T13:30:05-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101992"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/terminator-6-rise-of-the-beasts-i-ll-be-buck-demotivational-poster-1273512491.jpg"></a><br>Ill be buckFUTURE LIBRARY BOOKS - Rating: 4.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1019822010-05-10T12:31:46-04:002010-05-10T12:31:46-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101982"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/future-library-books-ohhh-look-the-in-ter-net-wonder-what-th-demotivational-poster-1273509092.jpg"></a><br>Ohhh look the internet wonder what THAT wasR2D2S FATHER - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1019302010-05-10T02:25:38-04:002010-05-10T02:25:38-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101930"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/r2-d2s-father-never-approved-of-his-son-s-relationship-with-demotivational-poster-1273472722.jpg"></a><br>Never approved of his sons relationship with his Friend C3PO...BUBBA FETT - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1019292010-05-10T02:11:21-04:002010-05-10T02:11:21-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101929"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/bubba-fett-bubba-fett-demotivational-poster-1273471854.jpg"></a><br>Will bounty hunt for beerWHAT DO A PRIEST AND A GUINNESS HAVE IN COMMON - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1017932010-05-09T02:34:02-04:002010-05-09T02:34:02-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101793"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/what-do-a-priest-and-a-guinness-have-in-common-what-do-a-pri-demotivational-poster-1273386824.jpg"></a><br>A black body a white collar and if you get a bad one<br>Itll tear the ass off yaA NEW WOMAN - Rating: 4.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1017882010-05-09T02:23:19-04:002010-05-09T02:23:19-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101788"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/a-new-woman-you-get-a-new-hair-cut-new-clothes-demotivational-poster-1273385921.jpg"></a><br>Getting a new woman is like joining the army. You get a new hair cut new clothes<br>And you get information on a needtoknow basisWRONG LYRICS 9 - Rating: 2.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1017852010-05-09T01:30:49-04:002010-05-09T01:30:49-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101785"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wrong-lyrics-9-wrong-lyrics-demotivational-poster-1273383033.jpg"></a><br>The ants are my friends<br>theyre blowin in the wind<br>The ants are ablowin in the windI KNOW THERES A PLACE YOU WALKED - Rating: 2.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1017842010-05-09T01:10:19-04:002010-05-09T01:10:19-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101784"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/i-know-theres-a-place-you-walked-the-right-lyrics-the-who-wh-demotivational-poster-1273381808.png"></a><br>Where love falls from the trees<br>My heart is like a broken cup<br>I only feel right on my kneesWHEN YOU HAVE A LORD OF THE RINGS WEDDING - Rating: 3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1017772010-05-08T23:46:11-04:002010-05-08T23:46:11-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101777"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/when-you-have-a-lord-of-the-rings-wedding-make-sure-you-know-demotivational-poster-1273376759.jpg"></a><br>Keep an eye on Gandalf... I dont trust that guyHEREDITARY - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1017582010-05-08T22:51:00-04:002010-05-08T22:51:00-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101758"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/hereditary-to-moo-wherever-you-are-demotivational-poster-1273373439.jpg"></a><br>Its important to note what ones antecedents accomplished. It gives<br>one a sense of history...BACON WRAPPED OPOSSUM - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1017472010-05-08T22:08:05-04:002010-05-08T22:08:05-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101747"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/bacon-wrapped-opossum-food-bacon-wrapped-opossum-demotivational-poster-1273370870.jpg"></a><br>The height of American culinary artistryWRONG LYRICS 7 - Rating: 3.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1014792010-05-06T19:13:38-04:002010-05-06T19:13:38-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101479"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wrong-lyrics-7-wrong-lyrics-demotivational-poster-1273187590.jpg"></a><br>Purple haze all in my brain Lately things just dont seem the same<br>Actin funny but I dont know why<br>Scuse me while I eat this flyYOU MAKE A GOOD POINT... - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1014722010-05-06T18:19:01-04:002010-05-06T18:19:01-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101472"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/you-make-a-good-point-stupid-protest-signs-demotivational-poster-1273184330.jpg"></a><br>We need spell check for fences...PROGRESS - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1014522010-05-06T14:38:36-04:002010-05-06T14:38:36-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101452"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/progress-homeless-demotivational-poster-1273171102.jpg"></a><br>Embrace technology and the gifts it bringsNOPE... REJECTED - Rating: 4.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1013772010-05-06T01:48:20-04:002010-05-06T01:48:20-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101377"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/nope-rejected-not-funny-enough-demotivational-poster-1273124858.jpg"></a><br>Says Not funny enough<br>Guess they dont like Anime...<br>BastardsWRONG LYRICS 4 - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1013732010-05-06T01:28:46-04:002010-05-06T01:28:46-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101373"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wrong-lyrics-4-wrong-lyrics-demotivational-poster-1273123709.jpg"></a><br>Dont go round tonight<br>Well its bound to take your life<br>theres a baboon on the rideWRONG LYRICS 3 - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1012892010-05-05T18:25:01-04:002010-05-05T18:25:01-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101289"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wrong-lyrics-3-wrong-lyrics-demotivational-poster-1273098291.gif"></a><br>On a dark desert highway<br>Cool whip in my hair...WRONG LYRICS 2 - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1012882010-05-05T18:07:12-04:002010-05-05T18:07:12-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101288"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wrong-lyrics-2-wrong-lyrics-demotivational-poster-1273097210.jpg"></a><br>Oh Bingo Jed had a light on Dont carry me too far away<br>Oh Bingo Jed had a light on Cause its here that Ive got to stayWRONG LYRICS 1 - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1012872010-05-05T17:37:20-04:002010-05-05T17:37:20-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101287"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/wrong-lyrics-1-wrong-lyrics-demotivational-poster-1273095412.jpg"></a><br>Picture yourself on a boat on a river with tangarine trees and marmalade<br>skies somebody calls you you answer quite slowly the girl with colitis goes by.YOU ARE A GREYBEARD IF - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1011582010-05-05T01:10:08-04:002010-05-05T01:10:08-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101158"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/you-are-a-greybeard-if-greybeard-tv-demotivational-poster-1273035865.jpg"></a><br>You can name the show... youre an old nerd if you can name the main vessel...<br>You are a geek if you can sing the themeSCWEW HUNTING WABBITS - Rating: 2.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1011522010-05-04T23:55:26-04:002010-05-04T23:55:26-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101152"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/scwew-hunting-wabbits-wabbits-demotivational-poster-1273031670.jpg"></a><br>You can get gweat BIG ones on cwaigs wistMR. ANDERSEN - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1011502010-05-04T23:34:00-04:002010-05-04T23:34:00-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101150"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/mr-andersen-gravestones-demotivational-poster-1273030351.jpg"></a><br>Got pwned... Hope he restarted with a better connectionAWWWWWWW - Rating: 3.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1011492010-05-04T23:14:41-04:002010-05-04T23:14:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101149"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/awwwwwww-mutant-thing-demotivational-poster-1273029267.jpg"></a><br>Arent they soooo cute when they are...<br>Cubs Pups Whatever... I want oneCHRISTIAN BALE - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1011402010-05-04T22:17:54-04:002010-05-04T22:17:54-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101140"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/christian-bale-bull-dog-demotivational-poster-1273025797.jpg"></a><br>He has really let himself go since the last movieMY OLD HELL HOUND - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1011182010-05-04T19:24:43-04:002010-05-04T19:24:43-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101118"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/my-old-hell-hound-ugly-hell-hound-demotivational-poster-1273015433.jpg"></a><br>He keeps gettin Timmy meat stuck in his teeth...THANK THE ELDER GODS - Rating: 3.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1010602010-05-04T16:04:34-04:002010-05-04T16:04:34-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101060"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/thank-the-elder-gods-elder-gods-chuthulu-demotivational-poster-1273003464.jpg"></a><br>Spring has finally come to InnsmouthSERVICE - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1010562010-05-04T15:43:50-04:002010-05-04T15:43:50-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=101056"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/service-signs-chinglish-demotivational-poster-1273002219.png"></a><br>Now THATS what I call SERVICEEUTHANASIA - Rating: 3.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1009542010-05-04T00:56:32-04:002010-05-04T00:56:32-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100954"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/euthanasia-euthanasia-demotivational-poster-1272948973.jpg"></a><br>They always get the new technology<br>before we doAHHH... HI... OHHH... UMMM - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1009522010-05-04T00:17:26-04:002010-05-04T00:17:26-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100952"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1005/ahhh-hi-ohhh-ummm-cosplay-demotivational-poster-1272946627.jpg"></a><br>I guess Casual Friday means something different<br>to you... huh... nice wand though..NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - Rating: 3.6/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1003592010-04-29T18:33:06-04:002010-04-29T18:33:06-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100359"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/not-funny-enough-bull-dog-demotivational-poster-1272580354.jpg"></a><br>You can do better what about some hot chicks<br>Cleavage Girls in cosplay outfitsMATILDA THE DAINTY DAISY - Rating: 3.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1003492010-04-29T15:48:35-04:002010-04-29T15:48:35-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100349"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/matilda-the-dainty-daisy-bull-dog-demotivational-poster-1272570509.jpg"></a><br>Until the day she snapped killed her owners and ran off<br>with the neighbors dogALL I DID WAS PULL ONE LOOSE STRING... - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1003352010-04-29T14:42:12-04:002010-04-29T14:42:12-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100335"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/all-i-did-was-pull-one-loose-string-string-dog-demotivational-poster-1272566475.jpg"></a><br>I had a sweater that did that once... I miss that sweaterMADONNA - Rating: 2.2/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1002772010-04-29T01:28:28-04:002010-04-29T01:28:28-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100277"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/madonna-bull-dog-in-wig-demotivational-poster-1272518897.jpg"></a><br>Age has not been kind... and whats with the English Lady thingPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE - Rating: 3.8/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1002732010-04-29T01:06:46-04:002010-04-29T01:06:46-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100273"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/please-please-please-bull-dog-clown-demotivational-poster-1272517589.jpg"></a><br>Please God when I open my eyes let me wake up...THE RIGHT NAME... - Rating: 3.4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1002722010-04-29T01:01:12-04:002010-04-29T01:01:12-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100272"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/the-right-name-small-dog-with-big-bowl-demotivational-poster-1272516990.jpg"></a><br>and use of impressive props are the keys to becoming a legendAFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF PLOTTING - Rating: 2.9/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:1002192010-04-28T18:02:23-04:002010-04-28T18:02:23-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=100219"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/after-all-these-years-of-plotting-weird-cat-demotivational-poster-1272492128.jpg"></a><br>Heathcliff is finally ready to get his revenge on that stupid GarfieldNOW EAT ALL YOUR CEREAL - Rating: 2.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:974752010-04-07T15:14:48-04:002010-04-07T15:14:48-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=97475"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/now-eat-all-your-cereal-strange-foods-demotivational-poster-1270667675.jpg"></a><br>Youre gonna need 100 of your vitamins and iron in the creepy royal dungeonBRENDA WAS PISSED - Rating: 2.1/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:974642010-04-07T13:39:37-04:002010-04-07T13:39:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=97464"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/brenda-was-pissed-strange-foods-demotivational-poster-1270661951.jpg"></a><br>When she found out I got the Hors duvres for her wedding from a CANH. R. PUFFINSTUFF - Rating: 3.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:974122010-04-07T01:40:41-04:002010-04-07T01:40:41-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=97412"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/h-r-puffinstuff-hrpuffinstuff-demotivational-poster-1270618802.jpg"></a><br>Even our Saturday morning shows were highAND OVER HERE... - Rating: 4/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:973762010-04-06T22:14:16-04:002010-04-06T22:14:16-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=97376"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/and-over-here-big-baby-demotivational-poster-1270606441.jpg"></a><br>Youll see your triplets are doing fine we are about to feed the OH MY GODI AM SO CONFUSED - Rating: 2.7/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:973482010-04-06T17:43:37-04:002010-04-06T17:43:37-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=97348"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/i-am-so-confused-signs-chinglish-demotivational-poster-1270590204.jpg"></a><br>Everybody here warned me about the<br>bear... no one mentioned the perverted monkeyARE THOSE KOSHER - Rating: 2.3/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:973442010-04-06T17:12:27-04:002010-04-06T17:12:27-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=97344"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/are-those-kosher-pickles-demotivational-poster-1270588332.jpg"></a><br>They had them at Sader but I wasnt sure...YOU DONT KNOW MY GRANDMA - Rating: 2.5/5tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:973312010-04-06T15:47:58-04:002010-04-06T15:47:58-04:00<a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=97331"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1004/you-dont-know-my-grandma-dumb-protesters-demotivational-poster-1270583202.jpg"></a><br>She picks pieces of Asian kids out of her feces