Wisteria Lane is about to get MAD Jersey…

Holy shit you guys! Drea de Matteo is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives next season. The Daily News reports that she will play the matriarch of (giant shock) an Italian family that moves down the block with her “contractor” husband. Since we are talking about it, I am also looking for a “contractor” to call my own. Since my new goal in life is to become a Housewife of New Jersey.

Now they need to replace ALL the other boring characters on Desperate Housewives and we should be good to go!