All clothes have a purpose, some more clear than others. There are work clothes, play clothes, and weekend clothes; clothes for cooking, lounging, gardening... you get the idea. But what about the clothes at the just-wrapped London Men's Fashion week? I mean, have you seen these? There's driftwood involved. And mini-dresses. For men.

We thought we'd take a light-hearted stab at which situations and activities each of these beyond-creative get-ups would apply to most. And trust us when we say, we're getting real specific up in here. From water births to pirate ship takeovers, these are the best (mostly) real-life situations for the clothes at London Men's Fashion week.

It's shocking to think that English menswear, famed for its Savile Row tailoring, is just now getting a dedicated menswear week. The London mens' shows have traditionally been squeezed in on the last day of London fashion week, which was one of the factors in the scheduling debate between New York, London, Milan and Paris. Because that day coincided with the first day of Milan's women's shows, the London guys often got the shaft in terms of editor attendance. Starting in June 2012, that's going to change.

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