Toucher & Rich: Know Your Armpits Of America

There are places on this planet that are less desirable, according to the local news, and some are even in this country.

So Toucher & Rich are doing their due diligence to warn you about these “Armpits of America.” Rich will give a short description of a real news story, and it’s your job to guess where the story came from.

The first story featured a man in court for stealing a football jersey. That isn’t really too crazy, until he showed up to court wearing a jersey that could have been the actual stolen jersey.

The next story was about a woman who was allegedly drunk while driving her kids to school and hit a school bus. The news cameras got down to the scene very quickly and interviewed the woman, getting all the evidence they needed.

And for the third story, Rich brings us back to the courtroom to a young man who was bored and just didn’t care to be in court anymore. To really show how fed up he was, he grabbed a trash can and just used it as a bathroom right in the court room.

The guys wrapped things up with a guy giving one of the best descriptions of a car crash ever.