Word 2010 Can’t Open Documents Larger than 512MB

Bet you didn’t know that, did you? In fact, I bet you didn’t know it until you placed an image in your Word .doc, clicked save (or Word autosaved –which is an even MORE startling situation), and then Word 2010 took a giant dump on your desktop, and finished off by telling you it can’t open the document you were JUST WORKING ON. Man… there are just SO MANY opportunities to hate Microsoft. I