Hare Krishnas: "We are tired of smirks and dissing while working our asses off at major airports for little or no pay. Enough is enough! We demand state-enforced conversions and equal redistribution of faith and donations!"

The French Muslim riots, caused by an uncontrollable reaction to poverty, racism, and a profound sense of alienation from the larger society, have recently inspired some American groups who share very similar grievances, to use mass violence as a means of gaining recognition and respect.

As low income also immediately translates into uncontrollable violence, the first American neighborhoods to start rioting were the Chinatowns. Realizing that Chinatowns are among the poorest parts of the country, community leaders have encouraged the use of violence to raise the material wealth -- and self-esteem -- of the residents. Robberies of local merchants soon escalated to beatings of tourists in dim sum restaurants by Chinese waiters who turned the most violent because of their lowest-paid status. ~

New York: a low-wage waiteruses an ancient Chinesetorture weapon on middle-class tourists from Iowa. _________________________

Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn, NY, riot in the hope that mass violence might help theirintegration into the larger society _________________________

Senior: They smile at me until they see the gun - thenthey sh*t in their pants. _________________________

Face of justice: seniors are worse off than everyoneelse, so they don't want your money, they just want blood. _________________________

When a waiter in San Francisco's Kum Kau Kitchen tossed hot oil at a pair of dining Jehovah's Witnesses, the other low-pay kitchen employees dragged them out and hung their charred carcasses from a nearby lamppost. "Their poor understanding of English left them no choice other than to kill their customers," mused one of the nearby business owners who cheered their actions. The kitchen manager explained, "Everyone else protests here, so why can't my waiters?"

The reaction of the Jehovah's Witness community has been one of understanding. That is, understanding that they too are victims -- not only of Chinatown massacres, but of society at large. Frustrated with their conventional missionary methods, they turned to wanton destruction of property and the assaults on anyone who was not a Jehovah's Witness. They torch cars, toss bombs at baby carriages, and assault roller skaters -- beating them, and then suffocating them with copies of Watchtower magazines. As a Watchtower spokesperson explained, "Violence has been in our blood since the days of Charles Taze Russell; when we cannot persuade others to convert peacefully, we perform ritual slaughters. Is it too hard to understand that when you are living amongst sinners, you must kill them?" As a result, for the first time in history, the ACLU has officially declared support for a Christian group.

Jehovah's Witnesses rage, in fact, has spread via its missionary channels to other countries. Well-dressed missionaries have been attacking citizens from Togo to Japan, usually with sharp knives. The Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of Saudi Arabia has been encouraging students to saw the heads off local citizens. Or, as a Saudi dignitary put it, "We encourage other cultures and religions to settle here, and now they are turning against us. The Jehovah's Witnesses are just destroying the diverse cultural mosaic of our land."

As every respected social scientist will tell you, any type of deprivation, real or only perceived, leads directly to violence against others. The ability to make choices is removed from the human brain when one is confronted with a slight. At that point, the only possible way of expressing oneself is by physically attacking others.

Taking their lead from the frustrated youth of France, the Pennsylvania Dutch have "found their voice" by burning hundreds of cars in Lancaster PA over the last few nights. The violence has also spread to Bird-in-Hand, Hempfield, and Intercourse, with attacks on police and the looting of 7-Elevens. A few horse-and-buggy details have even gone to Philadelphia, where they expressed their rage in the Philadelphia International Airport. Here, bands of Amish, feeling alienated from the larger society, have been dowsing handicapped passengers with gasoline and then tossing Molotov cocktails at them.

Hare Krishna group demanding a right to state-enforced conversions of unbelievers

Some observers have been calling this a copycat crime -- based on last month's Hare Krishna "Day of Rage" that shut down Hartsfield Atlanta Airport when members of the sect, livid over being misunderstood by the larger society, firebombed several waiting areas. A University of Pennsylvania Sociology professor said that, "Years ago, it was just harmless cultural misunderstandings, like when they would offer passengers flowers and then slash their throats. But this is what happens when needs are ignored. And as a practical matter, what choice do victims like the Hare Krishnas and Amish have other than to kill people?"

Congress has enacted emergency measures calling for a billion-dollar jobs program for Eastern Pennsylvania, along with a plan to send weapons to the Amish so that they will "feel included in the rest of society." Senator Edward Kennedy (D-MA) indicated that he would encourage Washington to "be firm," but simultaneously use the opportunity to forge a greater understanding of Amish-Americans. To wit, he is planning to introduce a bill in Congress that will confiscate cars from neighboring states (citing the "Kelo" decision) and transport them to Pennsylvania, so that local Amish community will not run out of vehicles to torch.

According to leading media experts, the feeling of being excluded inevitably translates into violence against others. That is why, apparently, from Brooklyn to West L.A., Orthodox Jews have been on a week-long rampage. Their methods vary, but a common technique is for a dozen youths to cruise through suburbs in an oversized van (or "mitzvah tank"), looking for a brawl.

New suburban terror: pimped-up "mitzvah tank"

"They f***ed with my people, so this is payback, see?" says one youth who calls himself Shlomy. "So these motherf****n b****es gonna have their motherf****n p*****s f****d, sh*****d and b***d-h**d by my motherf****n h****s *** ******, know what I'm sayin?" His friend, "Yussie." chimed in, "It's called Jewish law, mother*****r. I tell these b*****s. you don't know what my people went through, so you just shut the f**k up and open up cause I'm gonna f**k you up, b***h."

Everyone is lauding such behavior -- from psychologists ("self-esteem raising") to lawyers ("a true test of the First Amendment") to sociologists ("we can learn from them") to philosophy professors ("who is anyone to pass judgment on anything?") And when anything receives universal approval, then it must be right.

And let's face it, in this country of the so-called "equal opportunity" some people are still older than others. The elderly have every right to lash out at the glaring inequality that permeates our society due to the self-perpetuating age differences. While many others enjoy undeservedly good health and youthful energy, flirt with the opposite sex and make plans for the future, seniors are unfairly deprived of such opportunities.

Sure enough, the American Association of Retired People has issued this statement: "Around the world, every riot is comprised exclusively of young people who have their entire lives ahead of them. They live in countries where they can study what they like, and to pursue any career they want. The so-called "young people" have the time to decide how they want to live and to take their best shot at it. This is happening right before the eyes of the senior citizens who have most of their lives behind them and are often in poor health, being dependent on others, being patronized, being shoved into old-age homes, and losing their dignity. So, the time has come to restore that dignity, and give ourselves a little self-esteem lift. Choose your weapons."

The first incident, outside Carbondale IL, was a mass shooting of motorists on I-57. Then there was an arson attack on a nursery school - leaving behind a note that read, "Now we're all equal." This was followed by dozens of robberies, carjackings, home invasions, shootings, and more shootings. Or, as one elderly female occupant of a nursing home put it, "I don't need my health or strength to set things straight. As long as I've got a working trigger finger, people are gonna learn. They smile at me until they see the gun - then they shit in their pants."

Very often, money is left behind on the victims. Another matronly lady stated, "What are we gonna do with the money, jackass? We're worse off than everyone else, so we just want blood. And if we kill a five-year old, that makes the kid as old as us. Now we don't feel so bad."

Indeed this is irrefutable logic. After all, who is anyone to pass judgment on anything?

None of the above actions has anything to do with religion or religious philosophy indoctrination.

These are revolts by disaffected youths (and elderly going through second childhood) who are freedom fighters in the war against capitalists' exploitation because they are tired of being required to work for a living, being rejected by white virgins, and not having high-powered European cars to drive around in while listening to rap music!Oh - and unwillingly being exposed to Western civilization (why should they have to adopt the ways and languages of their new homelands?!).

Comrades - Leave the agitprop to us or we'll have Comrades Klinton "talk to you" .We -after all- are the experts.

mASS Media (including film actors guild of H-wood, university perfessors unit, and leftist unions everywhere), United Socialist States of America

These deluded groups should not be confused with the true vanguard of the proliteriat, or even given consideration as class comrades, as many employ capitalist-roader thinking and are ignorant of SCIENTIFIC SOCIALISM ™ and the principles of Marxist/Leninist/Stalinist/Moaist/Deanist philosophy.The best we can hope for from them is that they are gone by the time the revolution comes, so we won't have to liquidate them.

The Amish violence has spread to the western part of Pennsylvania. New Wilmington and Volant in Lawrence County is up in flames and can been seen as far south as Pittsburgh, 50 miles away! Rival gangs of Mennonite youth are clashing with their Amish cousins over turf rights. Some of their demands are that all women should wear the bonnet and married men must wear a beard and a straw hat. Everybody must also stop calling them "Dutch" since they're German and Swiss. Burning buggies can been seen strewn all along Pennsylvania Route 208 between New Wilmington and Volant. Local officials have instituted a curfew, but since the Amish are known to go to bed when the sun goes down, there seems to be little effect.Very few photos and videos can be seen showing the damage, since the Amish and Mennonites are confiscating and smashing all cameras and VCR's. "Ve hab told yu Round heads ve don't like being votograffed and it's in all our tourist buchs, now we are taking matters into our own hands." said Abraham Yoder, spokesperson for ARM, the Amish Resistence Movement, not to be confused with ARM, the Armed Revolution of Mennonites, whose spokesperson is also named Abraham Yoder but is the Amish spokesperson's cousin thrice removed.Meanwhile nervous vigilante groups are sealing the Ohio-Pennsylvania border in hoping to stop the violence from spreading to Ohio Amish Country. The Ohio National Guard has been dispatched to New Philadelphia, Millersburg and Sugarcreek as a precaution.

It's ARM vs ARM youth fighting for turf rights and more cultural inclusiveness and government entitlements. I beleive this photo was smuggled out of Volant by a very brave CNN reporter last night. Things are calmer today Red, as the Sabbath Approacheth, but things could begin to heat up again on Monday morning, the traditional market day.

The Yoder cousins have vowed to spread the uprising to Ohio Amish Country. Each are loading their buggies with Shoo Fly Pie, quilts, and other impliments of revolution to their western bretheren. They have challenged each other to a winner-take-all buggy race to Millersburg to spread the flames of insurrection. This could be ARMageddon. They expect to reach Millersburg (about 120 miles) in three days. It looks like the world is going to witness an out of control ARMs race.

In other news, and angry mob of Mennonites gathered in front of the Mayor's office of a small town and rearranged plastic letters on the official billboard. They did it in total silence, and half an hour later their leader said, "That'll show them." Another half an hour later a few angry voices said "yeah."

Also an Amish woman is suing the State of Pennsylvania for forcing her to remove the bonnet while photographing her for a driver's license. The real question is, why did she need a driver's license? The answer is, the Amish women are starting to organize and making their voices heard as a group. First they'll force the government to yield and take their pictures in bonnets, and later they will demonstratively give up their right to drive cars as a decadent attribute of the sinful and self-destructive male-dominated capitalist society. ACLU is all over the case now. Start salivating, comrades. A new civil rights movement is around the corner!

oh twin, you silly goose. mom and dad were sitting safely at home, hoping their crazy young'uns would take a leaf out of the 'hurricane katrina how-to book of looting'. that way, instead of just igniting cars, schools and the occasional disabled senior citizen, they could have brought home the bacon - er, lamb - in the form of stereos, tv sets, clothing and jewelry.

Apparently it's spreading... I only just received an email from my Sensei informing me of a mass public Auto-da-Fe by my Zen Buddhist Sangha, in protest of the protesting that is breaking out world-wide... when I pointed out that it was suicide, he dismissed me by telling me that 'none of it is real anyway'...

Comrade Stalin understood the usefulness of Fascist aggression against decadent western institutions... at least until June 1941; workers will again benefit by under-standing these devient groups are not advancing history: until we are able to collectivize them and raise thier consciousness, they remain class enemies.

I always thought that if you were free to immigrate to a western country and if you didn't like it, you were also free to go back to your socialist utopia/Islamic law/dictatorship/cave/rathole that you fled from. Apparently these poor youth are trapped in France and can't get back to the land of their ancestors. Of course, if the French had any moose knuckles under their leotards they would "repatriate" these unassimilated unfortunates back to the prophet's homeboyz in da 'hood, but silly me.....here I go again.....some scholar would label that "deportation". Can I say that?No deposit, No return.

You assholes...what about ME and MY NEEDS? I swear that I will tie myself to your garden fence if you dont give me more airtime.

Why strap yourself to a fence when you could just as easily strap some explosives to yourself like your Islamo-whacko brethren?

-Kommissar Betty

Cause she'll still be alive to have great tied-up sex afterwards, Betty, even though she's Cindy Sheehan (it's one of the miracles of western civilization... Even Cindy Sheehan could find someone who wants to sleep with her... Hillary, maybe)... You'll understand when you're a little older (no... I'm not being age-ist) and get your first pair of handcuffs, that this is the difference between western and Islamo-fascist women... we have a reason to live, because we don't have to sleep with Islamo-fascist men. I'm convinced it's the reason it's become fashionable among young female Islamo-fascists to blow themselves up, whereas it used to be considered a 'man's job'... blow up that glass ceiling, and you don't have to go home and bone Ahmed. I can't think of a better reason to blow myself up... I mean, besides the female circumcision thing...

Why strap yourself to a fence when you could just as easily strap some explosives to yourself like your Islam-o-whacko brethren?-Kommissar Betty

Living in a ditch and talking to ghosts does not make a person an islamo-whacko nor does it cause you to constantly mutter, that is a wholly separate condition brought on by events out of my immediate control.

Sorry about that, my dumb-as-hell personal assistant was bugging me to take a bath and I forgot to add in my user name. I hate that almost as much as I hate what Bush has done to PETA with his secret BBQ pits scattered throughout eastern europe.

Sorry about that, my dumb-as-hell personal assistant was bugging me to take a bath and I forgot to add in my user name. I hate that almost as much as I hate what Bush has done to PETA with his secret BBQ pits scattered throughout eastern europe.

Casey's Dead. Get over it. He was very tasty. Please send more tender young Patriotic Capitalists. The Islamo-fascists that escape from the secret CIA prison just through the woods are scrawny and tough, and they all stink like cumen. I hate Cumen and no amount of Paprika will cover the taste. Ptui!

The Amish Resistence Movement has cometh to fruition, my bretheren. Millersburg, New Philadelphia, and Sugarcreek have been liberated and the folks have all been accepted into the Ordnung (fer yu Round heads, this means Order) Yu all may look forward to an Amish furniture store coming to a location near yu, and keep eating those yummy Hoar Hound rock candies.Strangest thing happened on my buggy ride though, I picked up this hitch-hiker on her way to Crawfish Tecks Ass. Fine looking woman, sturdy legs like a good Belgian draft horse and hips that could bear many children. I imagined her with a bonnet on and I felt the Rod of Jesse stirreth and stiffen. Then she opened her pie-hole. Oh fer goodness sake, the woman would not be quiet. She kept whining about Bush this and Bush that and how she needed to get to Crawfish Tecks Ass fer Thanksgiving. I said it was strange to want to eat Ass and Crawfish for Thanksgiving and that folks in these parts eat turkey, then she blabbed about Bush being the only turkey she knew. She said she wanted to talk to this Bush and I said why do you want to talk to shrubbery? She said she wanted answers from the Bush and then it dawned upon poor Yoder, she was sent by the prophet Moses and was going to talk to the Burning Bush! I said does this Bush burn? At this point she had a temper and demanded that I stop the buggy and let her out and this I did gladly bretheren! She then called me Mother Focker and I said no I'm Papa Yoder, I know the Fockers and I don't look anything like them, let alone a woman. Again, she gave me a strange look and walked away. I bid her well on her quest to find Crawfish and Ass, but listen bretheren, never ever pick up a Round head hitch-hiker, yu never know what kind of strange folks are out there.

What's this I hear somebody wants to eat my ass Bessie? Thanksgiving or not, she's the best ass I've ever had, I helped foal her myself and if it's anybody that eats Bessie it'll be me. She's only a colt for goodness sake! And crawfish? They bury themselves pretty deep in the mud this time of year, she'll have a hardtime finding more than two. Yoder, your hitch-hiker going to go hungry on Thanksgiving.

Shut it Zeke, this thread is about ME, CINDY SHEEHORE, got it? Ill get Code Pink on your ass and you will regret ever leaving your parents house! They will wrap your ass with a pink boa and shove you into a plastic shredder..or was that Hussein who did that? Whatever, just shut it! *grumbling incoherently*

That's her Zeke! The one who wants to eat your Ass for Thanksgiving! You better hitch your buggy and get out of there before she talks to her Flaming Bush. To heck with Moses, there's something not righteous about this Cindy Sheep Ham.

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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