42 responses to “League officially suspends Simpson three games”

Good thing for him he was only violating the federal narcotics laws and not getting an incentive payment of a few hundred bucks for delivering a lawful “whack” to an offensive player. Goodell would have really nailed him then.

Good thing for him he was only violating the federal narcotics laws and not getting an incentive payment of a few hundred bucks for delivering a lawful “whack” to an offensive player. Goodell would have really nailed him then.
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Get an education pot is not a narcotic. Get your facts before you post there are enough idiots on here. But what would i expect form an angry Saints fan they got what they deserved.

Roger Goodell was quoted as saying: “We’ve already used up almost all of our allotted suspensions for the year on the Saints. It’s much more important that rude speech is penalized harsh than marijuana use. Besides, what’s wrong with getting a little crunk?”

Only an idiot would ship drugs through the PO or a package service. I worked for UPS for the holiday rush about ten years ago, and they told me they like to invite the local K9 sniffers down and go through the packages to keep them in practice.

Not like that was needed. I remember (barely) one time, years ago, going to a friend’s house, and the moment I walked in I said “What the hell is that smell?” He goes to his bedroom…on the SECOND FLOOR…and comes down with this tiny baggie of pot that smells like skunk that took a bath in diesel fuel. If an eighth or a gram or whatever that was can smell that bad, I’d hate to think how much of a stench ten pounds gives off.

Good thing for him he was only violating the federal narcotics laws and not getting an incentive payment of a few hundred bucks for delivering a lawful “whack” to an offensive player. Goodell would have really nailed him then.
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That is funny when you look at it like that. Here’s the lesson kids: you’ll be punished a lot less for setting a bad example and breaking the law than collecting cash for hitting hard.

He’s a low risk signing by the Vikes, and I hope he cleans up his act, but the guy should get a 3 game suspension simply for being dumb enough to Fed Ex’d dope to his personal address. As to the Saints and Packer commenters, it’s not like your senior coaching staff stole vicodin from the team medicine cabinet, or good old Carl G’s Pack player slurping down codine every other weekend. . . . oh wait.

Great talent, criminal record……….just wondering why the Bengals didn’t wish to pursue him when they didn’t have a number 2 receiver. It’s not like he doesn’t fit the criteria of becoming a Bengal…….must be something we all don’t see. Maybe it’s Simpson’s football I.Q.