Life is a joke; sometimes we get it and we laugh… sometimes we don’t and we cry. I try to focus on the getting it part, and try to help others see its humor. The freer your mind, the more apt you are to “get it.” Sometimes life can suck, but I’d rather hear the rest of the joke and laugh when I get it (and then later laugh at the times I didn’t), than stop hearing it all together. To avoid it is to die, and life is too long to die, so… Definitely not an option… Call my crazy, but I enjoy life.

Meditating, laughing, smoking pot, staring at leaves and at belly buttons intently, hugging, kissing, fucking, loving, even coincidentally illegal activities such as dropping acid or eating psychedelic mushrooms… those are our armaments against the technocrats. You can call me a paranoid anarcho-Luddite sex crazed dope fiend, but, before you call me anything unbecoming, first trace the knife’s path to the back! We are addicted to technology, and it is a harsh mistress. What happens after we land on the moon? What new substances will our addiction demand we abuse? Perhaps we’ll build bigger spaceships and follow the planets… Venus, Mercury, And then… Mmm. Let me put it frank; Icarus was an idle slave to a dependency on the physical state of the doer. All physical expansion requires the consumption of resources. Forgive me if I sound like a Marxist, but we become those resources. Laughter is the only sustainable resource… and maybe wind and solar.

You made it this far so I will let you in on a closely guarded secret of mine… Please don’t tell anyone, I would hate for this to get out… Okay, *deepish breath*…

I was the guy who told Castro that Kennedy and Oswald swapped places, allowing Jack Ruby to be sent in to finish the job. The US government, however, caught wind of the Cuban plot and convinced Ruby to defect. The deal was simple; they would protect him if he agreed to pose as Oswald, relieving Kennedy of the job. Unfortunately at this point Kennedy had gotten a taste for blood and insisted that he be allowed to kill Ruby. The plan was that the Cubans would see Oswald (who they thought was Kennedy, but was really their man Ruby) die and mistakenly assume they had won. The Mafia, however, caught on. After Kennedy shot Ruby, they swapped Ruby’s cold medication (which was administered intravenously to Kennedy) with [REDACTED], causing a pulmonary embolism and the death of our disguised former-president. Ladies and gentlemen, the President is dead. Long live the President!

This a leftist attempt to bring down unity in the Republican party… or something. Honestly, though, come on! My guess is that the LGBTSA is behind this. Next thing we know, O’Reilly will come out of the closet and propose to marry Kerry*. It’s amazing how far you can bring brainwashing. Perhaps there will be an episode of Fair and Balanced that satisfies at least one of its title’s descriptors. Perhaps even we’ll hear the voice of someone he’s interviewing! Or an apology to Glick for calling him a trader to America and a shame to his two dead parents. I can’t help but to wonder, to dream, what the LGBTSA will think of next!

Or perhaps O’Reilly finally wants to be able to look into the mirror at night without seeing the monster he’s become.

Nah, he just wants to be able to defend himself against claims of racism with “Some of mybest presidents are black!”

Okay LGBTSA, you’re off the hook this time.

~ φʹνʹεʹ ~

* I’m joking about the Kerry part. In actuality, my bet is on Rupert Murdoch. They’ve been bumping knees for a long time now… not to mention engaging in sexual intimacy.

Currently there are places exterminating pigs… But now that it’s spreading to people…? I am still debating whether the Anilluminati anticipated this next chilling step. I must admit that I have begun growing concern somewhere in my basement.

On every channel there’s a reporter raving about the latest fad in global viruses. Yes, swine flu fever is sweeping the nation as everyone plugs in to hear and share the latest gossip. While the poor and elderly are the ones strutting the runway, the biggest of names have not been deterred from discussing it. A shining example of this is a recent historic address by President Barrack Obama where he became the first black president of These United States to talk about swine flu.

So why the fuss? Swine-borne illnesses have a long history of decimating populations and bringing civilized society to its knees. H1N1, H1N2, H3N1, H3N2, H2N3, and several other combinations of H,N, and two numbers have done permanent damage to the world’s population. Around most of these outbreaks, the average life expectancy dropped globally. Look into the year 1918 when the Swine Flu killed more humans than the ongoing wars of the time. But enough doom and gloom, let’s get to the science!

The science is simple: people are like pigs. As a possible subsequence of this, people are susceptible to many of the same diseases as pigs. Combined with the massive volume of pig and people trafficking, something as deadly as N1H1 or the Ebola virus gives scientists the spooks when they become cross-species contagions.

Birds (also closely related to people) present a similar risk. The Avian-flu is still fresh on many of our minds. The terrifying thing about birds is that they traffic themselves. No trading restrictions or forced isolation camps would abate the spread of a bird-borne pandemic. That’s a chilling scientific fact.

Which brings us to the topic of cows. While mad cow disease has a funny name, it certainly isn’t as contagious as the flu or Ebola. Between this and the dissimilarities between cows and people, the pandemical “cow-flu” scenario seems far from likely. Sorry guys, you’re just not spotlight material. Good news for the beef industry, and those who stand to profit from it.

In fact, with the mass-extermination of pigs occurring around the globe, one has to consider the economic impact. People, due to increased prices and decreased money, will be forced to switch from swine to bovine in order to survive this major pork-downturn. While this change may seem subtle, a few people have a lot to gain. Those few people (and that gain) are the real topic of today’s post.

It is a long established fact that the beef industry is controlled by a singular, centralized power. Ever since the agricultural revolution of the early to mid 20th century, the Anilluminati have been pulling strings and playing cards to maximize the prevalence of beef consumption in the West. The end result is that These United States of America consume more beef than all other nations combined! This has fueled the Anilluminati’s power in the Western World, allowing them to throw the 2001 election and send us spiraling into control.

I agree that correlation is not causation; just because the Anilluminati have untold amounts of stuffs to gain from Swine Flu, doesn’t mean they caused it. However, the fact that they caused it certainly does.

Before you start talking about probability and Occam’s Razor, start out with the presupposition that it’s possible. Okay? Good.

Causing a global effect is easy! The effect may not always be what you desired but in someways it can be. There doesn’t need to be a conspiracy to explain a series of coincidences; all there needs to be is the right rock rolling down the right hill. Momentum; it’s about momentum. Once the momentum begins, it doesn’t matter who pushed; the momentum continues.

It isn’t rocket science to break into a pig farm, especially if you’re a rocket scientist. All this hysteria takes is a hopped fence and a dropped beaker. As for the rest, it’s simply a matter of each individual maintaining their roles. The media reports news, consumers react to news, and company owners react to consumers. In this way, the infection of one animal could cause global panic and huge profits shared throughout the beef industry. And by shared I of course mean funneled up to the Anilluminati.

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This is another sad example of an Incorporated Secret Society (ISS) preying on the DisIlluminated Masses (DIM).

There are predictable patterns of behavior that ALWAYS occur…

I am not sure which party makes me twitch more. The former is a despicable action, the latter a grotesque reaction.

… the mere thought of my ex being PHYSICALLY INTIMATE with another person was enough to make me sick to my stomach.

Not to mention that the product is crap, whether it works or not. Generally speaking, how good is a relationship that results in a person feeling empty and unfulfilled?