"WARGHBLRLBRLBLRLBRLRLLLABLALBLABLL!" said Stowaway Carnage, who regrettably to Odnarb, was brought alongside a much more respectable master of the heartless artes, Nozdorman. As the group were recuperating from their crewmate's non-consented yelling, they pondered on their battle strategies for handling the giant chuian creatures.

"We must save Webcomic planet." said Ollid."Hey.... Where is it? I can still see my house from here." quipped Cleatus in his first pictured appearance in this story."Right there." said Bashline, cooly.

Little did the other heroes on webcomic planet realize the true reason why Cletus was uncharacteristically docile and quiet...However, the reason? It was a hologram. Cletus has been very busy the past couple weeks, after saving The Blue Man Group from destruction in Vegas Island he was approached by a mysterious robed figure."Spark any memories, cletus?" the robed figure guwaffed at the lad. Cletus furrowed his brow in his very usual way and wracked his brain. "Could that be...Horat!?" But...he's dead! He died along with his best friends! could he be alive still??

"If you want to find out what happened....meet me on Nutshack Planet...where it all began

Cletus was angry, but became serious after a moment, letting himself chill. The figure laughed and vanished through a portal.

Cletus closes his holy tome after reading all the information his hologram had gathered..this mysterious pickle lifeform will have to wait...more urgent matters have arised.

"Alright Gobby, what's the plan here!" bellows KravenYou will enter the Uber Market by way of a turncoat guard. Give him some of the zenny I gave you the other night and he'll give you access to their planet....once inside you will find our person of interest and bring him to me. I'll be waiting for you in orbit, inside the space Transam. This task relies heavily on you my gigantic galvant slayer!- said Nozdorman to his Hunter."Heh, no problem Gobby. Or should I say Green Giant, with what you got packing between those knees" - quipped Kevin the Hunter. Nozdorman finds the joke somewhat humorous but annoying and flicks off from the Sith communication orb.

*Kraven approaches a guardsman*"Yo dude! I seek passage to the Uber Market." - bellows Kraven"Entrance the Uber Market?!?! Yeah, that'll happen!" - snorkles the guard."Hey man, I have some Bison dollars here in my utility belt, if you get the Bat-verbage" - snickers Kraven, like a stoner."Oh, well, if you put it that way, go right in!" - huffs the guard as he pockets the cash."Thanks dude, and be sure to check out my podcast network! " - said Kraven"Yeah, whatever, just make sure you don't trigger the-*HRUK!!* the guard is cut off by a magical laser.

The source of the laser was none other from the Uber Markets advanced security network, the Aqua Unit Patrol Squad"You there, fatso! Freeze, you are tresspassing on government property!" - screamed the leader, Master Shake over a megaphone.*Kraven gasps at the assembling security force* "By Batman's cowl!"*screeching over the megaphone* "Ahahaha, Batman's a fucking faggot! Never seen him fucked a woman before.""No....Batman is TOTALLY hetero!" Kraven leaps into action, as this music begins playing

The humble gummi vessel set down onto webcomic planet, through its shield that makes it look like the sun but actually isn't. It's a normal planet."Stay alive you boys," Said the pilot whose name I forgot.George nodded and left the ship, his allies in tow, entering his power stance. "Alright boys, let's move out."Cletus seemed strangely silent and distracted. Antoine D'Collete was ready, brandishing his sword."Vee will destroy zee fucking evil pickles forever."Cletus nodded. Odnard chuckled knowingly. "I'm interested in this."

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Meanwhile...Hi there. My name is Leo and I'm an average video game highscool student who's also in a webcomic. Today is the best day of my life. Today I'm going to confess my eternal love to my best friend and childhood friend Aeris Gainsbourgh who I am in love with.

The final bell rang and I left to meet with her. I told her to meet me in the utility closet. I was going to kiss her for sure!

"Leo? What's this all about?" Aeris said, her massive breasts heaving under her shirt.I tugged my collar. I guess it can't be helped. I needed to confess now or never.

A Heartless Knight General grabs a nearby denizen and throws her to the ground

"You there, tell me where the resistance is!" it bellowed in a crazy dark voice"*8 full seconds of murmimg gibberish* I-I-I don't know anything about the resistance...." the girl sputtered.

The Heartless carressed the girl's chin"Then you shall die like the rest!!!" it screamed"No, this can't be happening" thought the girl"

Her life began flashing before her eyes as the black creature prepared to destroy her frail human body. Years of living peacefully in Traverse Town all leading up to this final moment of violince...

*KSHINTCK!!!**the heartless flies back, a large gash in it's body*"What the fuck?!?!" The Heartless screams"Back the fuck off......??" said the new mysterious stranger who saved the girls life.

The hearless dissipates into the air, defeated.

"Yeah...RIP." said the man.He looked at the woman, who was now looking up at him with eyes full of hope and wodner."My name is Adam Jensen. I am member of the resistance....they were looking for me....and because of that you almost got hurt...." Adam said solemly.The girl could only sputter gibberish in response, but Adam was able to decipher one sentence of it"M-My name is Tomoko Kiroki..."

Just then, the sirens from Silent Hill began glaring, and more Heartless began to fill the streets and alleyways, heading there ways.

"Quickly, this way!" Adam Jensen grabbed Tomoko by the hand and took her down a hallway.Tomoko was bewildered, seconds away from dying horribly, she was now holding hands with a handsome knight....As they hid, Adam reached up into his ear tranceiver."I have a friend from the Keyblade Wars. Right now we need him. He's gone quiet for a long time....let's hope he picks up now." Adam says, beginning the call.Tomoko drools.

Meanwhile, back in the hollowed halls of The New Coney Island, where Nozdorman's secrets and treasure are stored, a call rings out,*ring ring* *ring ring*A body shifts, awakening. How long has he been here? It's been hopeless for so long he lost track. But this call....it was a sign of hope. Others from his unit were still alive. This wasn't the end.

He slowly begins to shuffle around, pulling out a dulled knife. It'll take a while, but he'll get out of here.....now that there's a reason to live.

The heartless forces were in disarray. "Your lordship!" The heartless soldier said to the newly arrived general of the occupation forces. "The third captain is dead.""...""C-captain?! What will we do about this?!" The soldier was getting hysterical, "CAPTAIN!? WE NEED YOUR ANSWERS!?" he began shaking him violently."OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" The soldier said like Rich Evans, in that exact voice in fact. "Idiot," The lord general spat, as he easily slashed the soldier into pieces. "Never touch me. Do as you are told."He sighed, shaking his head and removing his helmet to look wistfully into the twilight of twilight town. "This reminds me of an episode of Deep Space 9. Sisko...I will continue your legacy. I will never forget your sacrifice. Nor yours O'Brien...or yours Basshir."

"@#(@#*@(*$@)$!&$!&*@(#&!HEIDLE@#!*@*#*!@D0N'T#*!G0*@*FUTHER!!!@*#*!#**DeI&LE." static blared from Sollid's codec after the strange message continued. Sollid didn't heed his words. However went he went into the next room, he wished he did.

Sollid ran fast and caught up with the masked man. He pondered who it was.

"W-who are you! SHOW YOUR FACE!" Yelled Sollid as he was freaked out by all the blood in the room from the GeoGoblin Soldiers.

"Y0U!!! DO NOT REMEMBER MEEEE?????!???" said the android assassin. "Yowr.... hands are shakeing.... are you new to this?"

"I-I'm not a rookie! I've gone through many training sessions with the real Dillo Brando!"

Suddenly an ear piercing noise came from the Android Assassin. Something was amiss... Sollid knew that not many people knew the name of Dillo Brando, he was an enigma to most. He had to know who it was.