Bonus: Cliven Bundy (the father of the main occupier, who's been doing double-barreled-middle-fingers at the government since 2014 for not paying for two decades of his cows grazing on federal land) was driving out to show up for some reason. They arrested him too.

Fry is comparing himself to Jesus, says he'll be shot when he comes out like the Romans killed Jesus when he surrendered. When asked what he wants the FBI to promise him, he says wants the FBI to promise him he won't have to pay taxes that go to providing abortion before he comes out, and that he'll be allowed to go to the special prison for rich people where he'll be protected. "When I go to prison, I'll probably be raped."

Live stream from earlier had a lot of ranting from the remaining four about how nobody ended up coming out and rallying behind them. I don't think they ever expected this not to explode into a full-on down-home grassroots all-American uprising.

...wait a sec, I had a thought. That crowd insists that the federal government can't hold land besides forts, military bases, and the capitol, right? So what if we just reclassify every single national park as a military installation of some kind? Post a handful of Marines in a kiosk somewhere near the Grand Canyon, and have them do something vaguely military-ish every day to keep the classification. Like, fly a drone, drive a tank around the perimeter, or shoot targets of a zombie bin Laden and call it "anti-terror training."