Do you have a specific partner in mind already, because whomever made these incredibly niche dating sites sure as hell did. Sure, maybe a few of these will make sense, but what about Sea Captain Date? Because that's some non sequitur nonsense right there.

Have you ever gotten a Valentine's Day gift so weird, so bizarre, so unique that you couldn't possibly describe what you were feeling when you'd finally unwrapped it?

Well, we want to know what you got!

That's right, send us the strangest V-Day presents you've ever encountered. And be sure to let us know what was going through your mind as you had to feign excitement. Was the romance gone? Was the romance still alive, possibly even stronger than it was before, as you bonded over what could only possibly be described as Cthuhul's sexy garters?

The results of this weird love fest will be posted on Monday the 16th for the world to see.

And be sure to add the hashtag #weirdestvalentinesgift to your submission so we know where to look. We can't wait to hear from you!