You try to be Doc Scratch, but fail to be Doc Scratch. No one can be Doc Scratch except for Doc Scratch.

In fact, you might as well let me take over from here. I'm sure you won't mind if I type with my signature white text. [[spoiler:It's not like you have a choice in the matter, I was only being polite. Paradox Space already predestined this conversation, as it will every waking moment in your amusingly short life.]]

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You try to be Doc Scratch, Scratch from ''WebComic/Homestuck'', but fail to be Doc Scratch. No It seems no one can be Doc Scratch Scratch, except for Doc Scratch.

Scratch.

In fact, you might as well let me take over from here. I'm sure you won't wouldn't mind if I type with my signature white text. [[spoiler:It's not like you have a choice in the matter, I was only being polite. Paradox Space already predestined this conversation, as it will every waking moment in your amusingly short life.]]

Reason: This page came up in ATT and it made me realize that nowhere in the description does it establish that Doc Scratch is from Homestuck.

* [[spoiler:BerserkButton: I must warn you. Do not steal or break any valuable artifact that belongs to me.]]* [[spoiler:BigBad: Act 5 of ''Homestuck'' is marks my sole incursion into the narrative. With a handful of conversations, I proved a larger threat than any before.]]

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* [[spoiler:BerserkButton: I must warn you. Do do not steal or break any valuable artifact that belongs ask much from my guests, but I will never, ever, permit one to me.desecrate one of my ornate timepieces.]]* [[spoiler:BigBad: Act 5 of ''Homestuck'' is marks my sole incursion into the narrative. With a handful of conversations, I proved a larger threat than any before.all preceding.]]

* [[spoiler:EvilMentor: Alternia was one of the most peaceful planets in all of Paradox Space. That was before I came along.]]

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* [[spoiler:EvilMentor: Alternia was I am not a good man, and frequently, my apprentices follow my footsteps eagerly.]]* [[spoiler:EvilUncle: I would prefer Ms. Lalonde think of me as one of the most peaceful planets in all of Paradox Space. That was before I came along.her kindly human uncle figures.]]

* [[spoiler:FourthWallObserver: I regularly have guests from beyond the fourth wall. However, I cannot any correspondence from across the fifth wall.]]* [[spoiler:FriendlyEnemy:I am always a gentleman, even to my most heinous adversaries.]]

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* [[spoiler:FourthWallObserver: I regularly have guests from beyond the fourth wall. However, I cannot tolerate any correspondence from across the fifth ''fifth'' wall.]]* [[spoiler:FriendlyEnemy:I [[spoiler:FriendlyEnemy: I am always a gentleman, even to my most heinous adversaries.]]

* [[spoiler:GambitRoulette: [[AvertedTrope Averted]] Averted. I have never been a gambling man. I make decisions based off omniscience, and on the rare occasions it fails, my infallible intellect.]]

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* [[spoiler:GambitRoulette: [[AvertedTrope Averted]] Averted.Averted]]. I have never been a gambling man. I make decisions based off omniscience, and on the rare occasions it fails, my infallible intellect.]]

* [[spoiler:MistakenForPedophile: Ms. Lalonde has accused me of this. ]]* [[spoiler:NoBiologicalSex:I am an immortal entity with a large cue ball for a head, and no biological means of reproduction.]]* [[spoiler:NoHoldsBarredBeatdown:I hoped that Spades Slick would be taking it quite personally.]]* [[spoiler:NotSoStoic:I tend to lose my composure when something goes wrong.]]* [[spoiler:TheOmnipotent: Of course.]]

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* [[spoiler:MistakenForPedophile: Ms. Lalonde has accused me of this. ]]* [[spoiler:NoBiologicalSex:I am an immortal entity with a large cue ball for a head, and no biological means of reproduction.Her self-importance is quite adorable.]]* [[spoiler:NoHoldsBarredBeatdown:I hoped that Spades Slick would be taking it quite personally.[[spoiler:NoBiologicalSex: I am an immortal entity with a large cue ball for a head, and no biological means of reproduction.]]* [[spoiler:NotSoStoic:I tend to lose my composure when something goes wrong.[[spoiler:NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: I hoped that Spades Slick would be taking it quite personally.]]* [[spoiler:NotSoStoic: I tend to lose my composure when something goes wrong.]]* [[spoiler:TheOmnipotent: Of course.With regards to the standard First Guardian code.]]

* [[spoiler:TimeAbyss: I am as old as a civilization millions of years more advanced than that of Earth. Needless to say, the difference between Monday and Tuesday is quite remote.]]

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* [[spoiler:TimeAbyss: I am as old as a civilization millions of years more advanced than that of Earth. Needless to say, the difference between Monday Earth, and Tuesday is quite remote.I outlived them by one thousand three hundred twenty six years.]]

* WalkingSpoiler: [[SubvertedTrope No]]. I dress in white out of preference; none of my words here will ruin your experience with ''WebComic/{{Homestuck}}''. My origin and my death are significant moments, but I will only say one thing regarding the latter: [[spoiler: S U C K E R S]]

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* WalkingSpoiler: [[SubvertedTrope [[DefiedTrope No]]. I dress in white out of preference; none of my words here will ruin your experience with ''WebComic/{{Homestuck}}''. My origin and my death are significant moments, but I will only say one thing regarding the latter: [[spoiler: S U C K E R S]]

* WalkingSpoiler: [[SubvertedTrope No]]. I dress in white out of preference; none of my words here will ruin your experience with ''[[WebComic/{{Homestuck}}]]''. My origin and my death are significant moments, but I will only say one thing regarding the latter: [[spoiler: S U C K E R S]]

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* WalkingSpoiler: [[SubvertedTrope No]]. I dress in white out of preference; none of my words here will ruin your experience with ''[[WebComic/{{Homestuck}}]]''.''WebComic/{{Homestuck}}''. My origin and my death are significant moments, but I will only say one thing regarding the latter: [[spoiler: S U C K E R S]]

[[spoiler:I was born, like other First Guardians, within a [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} certain Alternian session of Sburb]], a [[DeadlyGame game]] in which players must work together to defeat the forces of darkness, and achieve the ultimate reward. I was created by using several special genetic codes, codes that grant me access to the powers of [[ThePoweroftheSun The Green Sun]]. I am also made from prototyping the ghost slime of a handsome little puppet and an all-knowing cue ball. I am not a gambling man, but I suppose some of us are just born lucky.]]

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[[spoiler:I was born, like other First Guardians, within a [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} certain Alternian session of Sburb]], a [[DeadlyGame game]] in which players must work together to defeat the forces of darkness, and achieve the ultimate reward. I was created by using several special genetic codes, codes that grant me access to the powers of [[ThePoweroftheSun [[ThePowerOfTheSun The Green Sun]]. I am also made from prototyping the ghost slime of a my handsome little puppet ectobiolgical father and an all-knowing a magical cue ball. I am not a gambling man, but I suppose some of us are just born lucky.]]

[[spoiler:It should be noted that while First Guardians are usually created to watch over their respective planets, that is not my only purpose for being. You see, I am under the employ of my master, an invincible, time-traveling demon known as Lord English. He has only one goal, and that is to enter this universe, and then consume it. [[MonsterClown His disciples]] and I have gone to great lengths to precipitate his arrival. Upon the event known as my death, he will enter the universe and wreak havoc across paradox space like none have ever seen before. Although, as I have said before to another of my pupils, trying to stop any of our plans is futile. My master's entry into this universe is a known quantity. His very existence in a universe guarantees its inevitable destruction. His destructive destiny is sanctioned by paradox space, a neat and orderly path that will lead to his arrival. Any attempt to change this course of action [[YouCantFightFate is impossible]].]]

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[[spoiler:It should be noted that while First Guardians are usually created to watch over their respective planets, that is not my only purpose for being. You see, I am under the employ of my master, an invincible, time-traveling demon known as Lord English. He has only one goal, and that is to enter this universe, and then consume it. [[MonsterClown His disciples]] disciples and I have gone to great lengths to precipitate his arrival. Upon the event known as my death, he will enter the universe and wreak havoc across paradox space like none have ever seen before. Although, as I have said before to another of my pupils, trying to stop any of our plans is futile. My master's entry into this universe is a known quantity. His very existence in a universe guarantees its inevitable destruction. His destructive destiny is sanctioned by paradox space, a neat and orderly path that will lead to his arrival. Any attempt to change this course of action [[YouCantFightFate is impossible]].]]

* [[spoiler:TheOmniscient: I know everything throughout ''Homestuck.'' A few dark spots in my omniscience do exist, but I can always make a guess to fill a void. And it case it wasn't clear, my guesses are never wrong.]]

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* [[spoiler:TheOmniscient: I know everything of every event throughout ''Homestuck.'' A few dark spots in my omniscience do exist, but I can always make a guess to fill a void. And it case it wasn't clear, my guesses are never wrong.]]

* WalkingSpoiler: [[SubvertedTrope No]]. I dress in white out of preference; none of my words here will ruin your experience with ''[[WebComic/Homestuck]]''. My origin and my death are significant moments, but I will only say one thing regarding the latter: [[spoiler: S U C K E R S]]

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* WalkingSpoiler: [[SubvertedTrope No]]. I dress in white out of preference; none of my words here will ruin your experience with ''[[WebComic/Homestuck]]''.''[[WebComic/{{Homestuck}}]]''. My origin and my death are significant moments, but I will only say one thing regarding the latter: [[spoiler: S U C K E R S]]

[[caption-width-right:150: [[color:white: I am an excellent host.]]]][[color:white:Greetings, everyone. [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} You may know me as the First Guardian of Alternia.]] I often go by Doc Scratch. You may call me that if you want.]]

[[color:white:Let's see, now, where to begin?]]

[[color:white:[[GentlemanSnarker That was a joke, you see]]. An [[TheOmnipotent omnipotent]], [[TheOmniscient omniscient]], and [[SmugSuper charming individual]] such as myself always knows where to begin.]]

[[color:white:Ha ha. Hee hee.]]

[[color:white:I was born, like other First Guardians, within a [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} certain Alternian session of Sburb]], a [[DeadlyGame game]] in which players must work together to defeat the forces of darkness, and achieve the ultimate reward. I was created by using several special genetic codes, codes that grant me access to the powers of [[ThePoweroftheSun The Green Sun.]] I am also made from prototyping the ghost slime of a handsome little puppet and an all-knowing cue ball. I am not a gambling man, but I suppose some of us are just born lucky.]]

[[color:white:I first appeared in the comic in a conversation with one of my many pupils. No, not the kind that humans and trolls have on their faces, I would need to have [[EyelessFace eyes for that]]. [[TheBlank And a face, quite frankly]]. Ah, she was willful, that one, always trying to stay a step ahead of me, [[NotSoOmniscientAfterAll seeking the blind spots in my knowledge,]] believing she could outsmart me. Of course, that is what I allowed her to believe, anyway. The stubborn ones are always the easiest to manipulate, especially if they believe [[KansasCityShuffle they are doing the manipulating.]] These people are the ones I usually refer to as suckers. Plus, I've always had a soft spot for young ladies.]]

[[color:white:[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And no, that isn't creepy]]. I am [[LongLived an immortal entity]] with a [[StarfishAlien large cueball for a head]], and [[NoBiologicalSex no biological means of reproduction.]] [[OlderThanTheyLook When you get to be my age,]] [[AgeisRelative everyone seems young by comparison.]]]]

[[color:white:It should be noted that while First Guardians are usually created to watch over their respective planets, that is not my only purpose for being. You see, I am under the employ of my master, an invincible, time-traveling demon known as Lord English. He has only one goal, and that is to enter this universe, and then consume it. [[MonsterClown His disciples]] and I have gone to great lengths to precipitate his arrival. Upon the event known as my death, he will enter the universe and wreak havoc across paradox space like none have ever seen before. Although, as I have said before to another of my pupils, trying to stop any of our plans is futile. My master's entry into this universe is a known quantity. His very existence in a universe guarantees its inevitable destruction. His destructive destiny is sanctioned by paradox space, a neat and orderly path that will lead to his arrival. Any attempt to change this course of action [[YouCantFightFate is impossible]].]]

[[color:white:He will come.]]

[[color:white:In fact, [[ArcWords he is already here]].]]

[[color:white:Now, I will proceed to give you analysis on my own character. After all, an excellent host must always be open to new people.]]

You may know me as the First Guardian of Alternia.]] I often go by try to be Doc Scratch, but fail to be Doc Scratch. You may call me that if No one can be Doc Scratch except for Doc Scratch.

In fact, you want.]]

[[color:white:Let's might as well let me take over from here. I'm sure you won't mind if I type with my signature white text. [[spoiler:It's not like you have a choice in the matter, I was only being polite. Paradox Space already predestined this conversation, as it will every waking moment in your amusingly short life.]][[spoiler: Let's see, now, where to begin?]]

[[color:white:[[GentlemanSnarker [[spoiler:[[GentlemanSnarker That was a joke, you see]]. An [[TheOmnipotent omnipotent]], [[TheOmniscient omniscient]], and [[SmugSuper charming individual]] such as myself always knows where to begin.]]

[[color:white:Ha [[spoiler:Ha ha. Hee hee.]]

[[color:white:I [[spoiler:I was born, like other First Guardians, within a [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} certain Alternian session of Sburb]], a [[DeadlyGame game]] in which players must work together to defeat the forces of darkness, and achieve the ultimate reward. I was created by using several special genetic codes, codes that grant me access to the powers of [[ThePoweroftheSun The Green Sun.]] Sun]]. I am also made from prototyping the ghost slime of a handsome little puppet and an all-knowing cue ball. I am not a gambling man, but I suppose some of us are just born lucky.]]

[[color:white:I [[spoiler:I first appeared in the comic in a conversation with one of my many pupils. No, not the kind that humans and trolls have on their faces, I would need to have [[EyelessFace eyes for that]]. [[TheBlank And a face, quite frankly]]. Ah, she was willful, that one, always trying to stay a step ahead of me, [[NotSoOmniscientAfterAll seeking the blind spots in my knowledge,]] believing she could outsmart me. Of course, that is what I allowed her to believe, anyway. The stubborn ones are always the easiest to manipulate, especially if they believe [[KansasCityShuffle they are doing the manipulating.]] These people are the ones I usually refer to as suckers. Plus, I've always had a soft spot for young ladies.]]

[[color:white:[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial [[spoiler:[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And no, that isn't creepy]]. I am [[LongLived an immortal entity]] entity with a [[StarfishAlien large cueball for a head]], and [[NoBiologicalSex no biological means of reproduction.]] [[OlderThanTheyLook reproduction. When you get to be my age,]] age, [[AgeisRelative everyone seems young by comparison.]]]]

[[color:white:It [[spoiler:It should be noted that while First Guardians are usually created to watch over their respective planets, that is not my only purpose for being. You see, I am under the employ of my master, an invincible, time-traveling demon known as Lord English. He has only one goal, and that is to enter this universe, and then consume it. [[MonsterClown His disciples]] and I have gone to great lengths to precipitate his arrival. Upon the event known as my death, he will enter the universe and wreak havoc across paradox space like none have ever seen before. Although, as I have said before to another of my pupils, trying to stop any of our plans is futile. My master's entry into this universe is a known quantity. His very existence in a universe guarantees its inevitable destruction. His destructive destiny is sanctioned by paradox space, a neat and orderly path that will lead to his arrival. Any attempt to change this course of action [[YouCantFightFate is impossible]].]]

* AffablyEvil: [[color:white:Even if I'm a villain, that will not stop me from being a gentleman.]]* {{Angrish}}: [[color:white:I slip into this from time to time when something really agitates me.]]* AGodIAmNot: [[color:white:I have power and knowledge far surpassing a god. But I am not one.]]* {{Asexuality}}: [[color:white:It's rather complicated to talk about.]]* BerserkButton: [[color:white:I must warn you. Do not steal or break any valuable artifact that belongs to me.]]* TheBlank: [[color:white:As the Felt's "cueball", I am devoid of any facial features whatsoever.]]* BrutalHonesty: [[color:white:The truth hurts, especially if I'm the one revealing it.]]* TheChessmaster: [[color:white:I proudly take that title since I personify it to a T.]]* CompleteImmortality: [[color:white:I cannot be injured in any way and I am as old as the universe itself. Even if it seems I'm dead, there's always a chance that I'm still alive.]]* TheCorrupter: [[color:white:I orchestrated these sessions to fail so I can make new ones with ideal players. Of course, they always fail as well.]]* CrypticConversation: [[color:white:My conversations tend to go like this.]]* DeadpanSnarker: [[color:white:Not always.]]* DeathSeeker: [[color:white:The only way for Lord English to enter the universe is for me to meet my end.]]* DoNotTauntCthulhu: [[color:white:If you're wise enough, you shouldn't attempt to cross me...ever.]]* TheDragon: [[color:white:I am considered this due to my status as Lord English's officer.]]* TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay: [[color:white:I would always give this option to my guests. But it's rather pointless considering that it always winds up being the hard way anyway.]]* EvilMentor: [[color:white:Alternia was one of the most peaceful planets in all of Paradox Space. That was before I came along.]]* {{Foreshadowing}}: [[color:white:[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006011 I was, and always will be, a magnificent host]].]]* FourthWallObserver: [[color:white:I know far more than all of you know. At one point, I even had the disc for the entire universe.]]* FriendlyEnemy: [[color:white:I am always a gentleman, even to my most heinous adversaries.]]* FusionDance: [[color:white:My physical body is what happens when a Felt-suited Lil Cal is alchemized with a magic cue ball.]]** [[spoiler:My personality is the result of one of Dirk Strider's soul splinters being fused with my master's soul. There are two others who've joined us, but my mannerisms and speech patterns are most reminiscent of his.]]* GambitRoulette: [[color:white:No matter what happens, my plans will never fail. Hee hee.]]* GigglingVillain: [[color:white:Ha ha. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.]]* KansasCityShuffle: [[color:white:Nobody seems to trust me, but they fall into my traps anyways. It's amusing, really.]]* KarmaHoudini: [[color:white:Despite my being killed, everything went according to plan.]]* LivingWeapon: [[color:white:I am my master's weapon. His soldier in a war of one bullet fired.]]* MadeOfIron: [[color:white:One of the accommodations of being a First Guardian.]]* ManipulativeBastard: [[color:white: Bastard is a rather juvenile term to describe me, but I am manipulative nonetheless.]] * ManOfWealthAndTaste: [[color:white:I may be an...ominous entity, but I can assure you that I have a high taste in many things.]]* MeaningfulName: [[color:white:My name is rather appropriate due to me being created after the session of the previous versions of the trolls' ancestors was scratched.]]* MistakenForPedophile: [[color:white:Unfortunately, I've been mistaken as this a few times due to people misinterpreting my actions. But, I can assure you, I am not in any way a pedophile.]]* NoBiologicalSex: [[color:white:I am an immortal entity with a large cue ball for a head, and no biological means of reproduction.]]* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[color:white:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005764 I hoped that Spades Slick]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005765 would be taking it quite personally]].]]* NotSoStoic: [[color:white:I tend to lose my composure when something goes wrong.]]* TheOmnipotent: [[color:white: Of course.]]* TheOmniscient: [[color:white:I am actually ''mostly'' omniscient. My knowledge is limited to only the alpha timeline.]]* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: [[color:white:The name "Doc Scratch" is merely a moniker.]]* PercussiveMaintenance: [[color:white:I attempted this once with the narrow fenestrated wall. That was a rather juvenile maneuver on my part.]] * PhysicalGod: [[color:white:One of the perks of being a First Guardian.]]* RedOniBlueOni: [[color:white:I would consider myself a polar opposite of Lord English himself.]]* RelationshipSabotage: [[color:white:I indulged in an auspistice between the former Black Queen and Slick once. I reminded him that his task was to kill her, not kiss her.]] * RevolversAreJustBetter: [[color:white: Arguably my favorite strife specibus. It's far more sophisticated than a rifle.]]* SchizoTech: [[color:white:Unlike most people, I use a old-fashioned typewriter to communicate with everyone else. That is the reason I have neither a chumhandle nor a trolltag.]]* [[SharpDressedMan Sharp-Dressed Cueball Puppet]]: [[color:white:This is rather self-explanatory, to say the least.]] * SmugSuper: [[color:white:@@S u c k e r s.@@]]* SuperStrength: [[color:white:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005520 It is rather surprising for someone of my stature]].]]* TechnicalPacifist:[[color:white: I prefer to manipulate others to kill my targets, rather than do it myself. After all, I'm a facilitator, not an assassin.]]* ThanatosGambit: [[color:white:ThePlan was inevitable. In any case, Lord English would have been summoned anyway. He is, after all, already here.]]* ThemeNaming: [[color:white:Like my master, my name derives from a billiards term.]]* TimeAbyss: [[color:white:I am as old as the planet I manipulate.]]* VillainsNeverLie: [[color:white:Deception is only necessary for those like you to achieve their objectives. I always play with my cards face up. However, I'll tell a lie or two for a good joke. After all, it's only a lie if you don't find out. Besides, I can't tell you ''everything''. It would take too long. It's not my fault if people are asking the wrong questions.]]* WickedCultured: [[color:white: I am always the sophisticated type, like an excellent host should be.]]

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* AffablyEvil: [[color:white:Even [[spoiler:AffablyEvil: Even if I'm a villain, that will not stop me from being a gentleman.]]* {{Angrish}}: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:{{Angrish}}: I slip into this from time to time when something really agitates me.]]* AGodIAmNot: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:AGodIAmNot: I have power and knowledge far surpassing a god. But I am not one.]]* {{Asexuality}}: [[color:white:It's [[spoiler:{{Asexuality}}: It's rather complicated to talk about.]]* BerserkButton: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:BerserkButton: I must warn you. Do not steal or break any valuable artifact that belongs to me.]]* TheBlank: [[color:white:As [[spoiler:BigBad: Act 5 of ''Homestuck'' is marks my sole incursion into the Felt's "cueball", I am devoid narrative. With a handful of conversations, I proved a larger threat than any facial features whatsoever.before.]]* BrutalHonesty: [[color:white:The truth hurts, especially if I'm [[spoiler:TheBlank: As the one revealing it.Felt's "cueball", I am devoid of any facial features whatsoever.]]* TheChessmaster: [[color:white:I proudly take that title since I personify it to a T.[[spoiler:BrutalHonesty: The truth hurts, especially if I'm the one revealing it.]]* CompleteImmortality: [[color:white:I cannot be injured in any way and [[spoiler:TheChessmaster: I am as old as the universe itself. Even if it seems I'm dead, there's always a chance proudly take that I'm still alive.title since I personify it to a T.]]* TheCorrupter: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:CompleteImmortality: [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]], thanks to the Seer's plan regarding the Green Sun. Or rather, my plan.]]* [[spoiler:TheCorrupter: I orchestrated these sessions to fail so I can make new ones with ideal players. Of course, they always fail as well.]]* CrypticConversation: [[color:white:My [[spoiler:CrypticConversation: My conversations tend to go like this.]]* DeadpanSnarker: [[color:white:Not [[spoiler:DeadpanSnarker: Not always.]]* DeathSeeker: [[color:white:The [[spoiler:DeathSeeker: The only way for Lord English to enter the universe is for me to meet my end.]]* DoNotTauntCthulhu: [[color:white:If [[spoiler:DoNotTauntCthulhu: If you're wise enough, you shouldn't attempt to cross me...ever.]]* TheDragon: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:TheDragon: I am considered this due to my status as Lord English's officer.]]* TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:TheEasyWayOrTheHardWay: I would always give this option to my guests. But it's rather pointless considering that it always winds up being the hard way anyway.]]* EvilMentor: [[color:white:Alternia [[spoiler:EvilMentor: Alternia was one of the most peaceful planets in all of Paradox Space. That was before I came along.]]* {{Foreshadowing}}: [[color:white:[[http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006011 [[spoiler:{{Foreshadowing}}: I was, and always will be, a magnificent host]].host. Haha. Hehe. Hoho.]].* [[spoiler:FourthWallObserver: I regularly have guests from beyond the fourth wall. However, I cannot any correspondence from across the fifth wall.]]* FourthWallObserver: [[color:white:I know far more than all of you know. At one point, I [[spoiler:FriendlyEnemy:I am always a gentleman, even had the disc for the entire universe.to my most heinous adversaries.]]* FriendlyEnemy: [[color:white:I am always a gentleman, even to [[spoiler:FusionDance: Unlike less charismatic Guardians, my most heinous adversaries.body was created by combining the seven different genetic codes instead of a mere two.]]* FusionDance: [[color:white:My physical body is what happens when [[spoiler:GambitRoulette: [[AvertedTrope Averted]] Averted. I have never been a Felt-suited Lil Cal is alchemized with a magic cue ball.gambling man. I make decisions based off omniscience, and on the rare occasions it fails, my infallible intellect.]]** [[spoiler:My personality is the result of one of Dirk Strider's soul splinters being fused with my master's soul. There are two others who've joined us, but my mannerisms and speech patterns are most reminiscent of his.]]* GambitRoulette: [[color:white:No matter what happens, my plans will never fail. Hee hee.]]* GigglingVillain: [[color:white:Ha [[spoiler:GigglingVillain: Ha ha. Hee hee. Hoo hoo.]]* KansasCityShuffle: [[color:white:Nobody [[spoiler:KansasCityShuffle: Nobody seems to trust me, but they fall into my traps anyways. It's amusing, really.]]* KarmaHoudini: [[color:white:Despite my being killed, everything went according to plan.[[spoiler:KarmaHoudini: Everything will go as I see fit, as it already has.]]* LivingWeapon: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:LivingWeapon: I am my master's weapon. His soldier in a war of one bullet fired.]]* MadeOfIron: [[color:white:One [[spoiler:MadeOfIron: One of the accommodations of being a First Guardian.]]* ManipulativeBastard: [[color:white: [[spoiler:ManipulativeBastard: Bastard is a rather juvenile term to describe me, but I am manipulative nonetheless.]] * ManOfWealthAndTaste: [[color:white:I may be an...ominous entity, but I can assure [[spoiler:ManOfWealthAndTaste: You will never see me without my suit, not will you that I have see my home unprepared for a guest of high taste in many things.caliber.]]* MeaningfulName: [[color:white:My [[spoiler:MeaningfulName:My name is rather appropriate due to me being created after the session of the previous versions of the trolls' ancestors was scratched.]]* MistakenForPedophile: [[color:white:Unfortunately, I've been mistaken as this a few times due to people misinterpreting my actions. But, I can assure you, I [[spoiler:MistakenForPedophile: Ms. Lalonde has accused me of this. ]]* [[spoiler:NoBiologicalSex:I am not in any way an immortal entity with a pedophile.large cue ball for a head, and no biological means of reproduction.]]* NoBiologicalSex: [[color:white:I am an immortal entity with a large cue ball for a head, and no biological means of reproduction.[[spoiler:NoHoldsBarredBeatdown:I hoped that Spades Slick would be taking it quite personally.]]* NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: [[color:white:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005764 I hoped that Spades Slick]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scratch.php?s=6&p=005765 would be taking it quite personally]].[[spoiler:NotSoStoic:I tend to lose my composure when something goes wrong.]]* NotSoStoic: [[color:white:I tend to lose my composure when something goes wrong.[[spoiler:TheOmnipotent: Of course.]]* TheOmnipotent: [[color:white: Of course.[[spoiler:TheOmniscient: I know everything throughout ''Homestuck.'' A few dark spots in my omniscience do exist, but I can always make a guess to fill a void. And it case it wasn't clear, my guesses are never wrong.]]* TheOmniscient: [[color:white:I am actually ''mostly'' omniscient. My knowledge [[spoiler:OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: The name "Doc Scratch" is limited to only the alpha timeline.merely a moniker.]]* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: [[color:white:The name "Doc Scratch" is merely a moniker.]]* PercussiveMaintenance: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:PercussiveMaintenance: I attempted this once with the narrow fenestrated wall. That It was a rather juvenile maneuver on my part.as successful as I needed it to be.]] * PhysicalGod: [[color:white:One of [[spoiler:PhysicalGod: I am not a god. The god's mortality is conditional, his knowledge is negligible, and the perks of being a First Guardian.god's manners? I HAVE the charisma.]]* RedOniBlueOni: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:RedOniBlueOni: I would consider myself a polar opposite of Lord English himself.]]* RelationshipSabotage: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:RelationshipSabotage: I indulged in an auspistice between the former Black Queen Snowman and Spades Slick once. I reminded him that his task was to kill her, not kiss her.once.]] * RevolversAreJustBetter: [[color:white: Arguably my favorite strife specibus. It's far more sophisticated than a rifle.[[spoiler:RevolversAreJustBetter: I.]]* SchizoTech: [[color:white:Unlike most people, [[spoiler:SchizoTech: I use a old-fashioned typewriter to communicate with everyone else. That is across the reason I have neither internet. Only a chumhandle nor a trolltag.[[Creator/AndrewHussie lesser omnipotent]] would use anything else.]]* [[SharpDressedMan Sharp-Dressed Cueball Puppet]]: [[color:white:This is rather self-explanatory, to say the least.[[spoiler:SharpDressedMan: I have maintained my handsome guise since birth.]] * SmugSuper: [[color:white:@@S u c k e r s.@@]]* SuperStrength: [[color:white:[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005520 It is rather surprising for someone of my stature]].[[spoiler:SmugSuper: Perhaps.]]* TechnicalPacifist:[[color:white: [[spoiler:SuperStrength: I prefer to manipulate others to kill my targets, rather than do it myself. After all, I'm a facilitator, not an assassin.to resort to fisticuffs. If a guest gets particularly unruly, however, I will not hesitate to show them the way out.]]* ThanatosGambit: [[color:white:ThePlan [[spoiler: TechnicalPacifist: I'm a facilitator, not an assassin.]]* [[spoiler:ThanatosGambit:ThePlan was inevitable. In any case, Lord English would have been summoned anyway. He is, after all, already here.]]* ThemeNaming: [[color:white:Like [[spoiler:ThemeNaming:Like my master, my name derives from a billiards term.]]* TimeAbyss: [[color:white:I [[spoiler:TimeAbyss: I am as old as a civilization millions of years more advanced than that of Earth. Needless to say, the planet I manipulate.difference between Monday and Tuesday is quite remote.]]* VillainsNeverLie: [[color:white:Deception [[spoiler:VillainsNeverLie:Deception is only necessary for those like you to achieve their objectives.lacking omniscience. I always play with my cards face up. However, I'll tell a lie or two for a good joke. After all, it's only a lie if you don't find out. Besides, I can't tell you ''everything''. It would take too long. It's not my fault if people are asking the wrong questions.]]* WickedCultured: [[color:white: WalkingSpoiler: [[SubvertedTrope No]]. I dress in white out of preference; none of my words here will ruin your experience with ''[[WebComic/Homestuck]]''. My origin and my death are significant moments, but I will only say one thing regarding the latter: [[spoiler: S U C K E R S]]* [[spoiler:WickedCultured: I am always the sophisticated type, like an excellent host should be.]]

----]]----I wouldn't stare at your computer for [[WikiWalk for so long]]. Doing so will only serve to reduce your already dim vision.

* FusionDance: [[color:white:My physical body is what happens when a Felt-suited Lil Cal is alchemized with a magic cue ball.]]** [[spoiler:My personality is the result of one of Dirk Strider's soul splinters being fused with my master's soul. There are two others who've joined us, but my mannerisms and speech patterns are most reminiscent of his.]]

[[color:white:[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And no, that isn't creepy]]. I am [[LongLived an immortal entity]] with a [[StarfishAlien large cueball for a head]], and no [[{{Asexuality}} biological means of reproduction.]] [[OlderThanTheyLook When you get to be my age,]] [[AgeisRelative everyone seems young by comparison.]]]]

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[[color:white:[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And no, that isn't creepy]]. I am [[LongLived an immortal entity]] with a [[StarfishAlien large cueball for a head]], and [[NoBiologicalSex no [[{{Asexuality}} biological means of reproduction.]] [[OlderThanTheyLook When you get to be my age,]] [[AgeisRelative everyone seems young by comparison.]]]]

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