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Friday, January 30, 2009

So my son just asked me when I'm going to get him Guitar Hero, like I promised. And I was like, "Wtf, I never promised" and he's like, "yes, you did." So I know that these did so/did not debates never go well for me, because hello, he's seven, it's not like he has things to do all day, so I said, "well if I did, I didn't mean it" and he says "so you lied" and I said "I guess." Which makes me feel like I did something wrong. This is why it's better never to talk to your children. Or to my children.

We used to call my youngest son, "Loop Hole" because he'd find one in every parental mandate or conversation. It was impossible for me to win and I used to be a hostage negotiator. We had big hopes for him to become a lawyer, but he's 22 now and hasn't decided what he wants to be when he grows up. I wish I'd thought to just stop talking to him. It would have made life so much easier! LOL! Lisa

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