The Secretary of State job requires both tenacity and restraint, both of which may be difficult for a man's unique chemical constitution. The male hormone testosterone, while responsible for such wondrous miracles as back hair and upper body strength, is also responsible for an increase in male aggression, anger, and even violence.

Thats offensive. I'm sure Jezebel would take serious umbrage towards listing hormones as a reason why they would be ill qualified to make reasonable decisions 1 week out of the month.

Thank God we elected a Democrat. I'd hate to see a nation hung up on ethnicity and gender.

//That the Democrats, people who habitually count the number, and ethnicity, of vaginas in a room managed to convince the nation that the GOP has the race/gender issues, is probably one of the greatest political moves of the 20th/21st Century.

I'm actually quite glad that all of these boundaries are being smashed. The time is fast coming when a black or female Sec State or even President will be business as usual. It does at times come off as pandering, and maybe in the past it has been, but now any seriously qualified person, regardless of race or gender can be considered for absolutely any office without it seeming out of place. Good stuff, America.

I know the article is satire, but the idea of Huntsman as SoS? That's in the "so crazy it might work" category. The guy is very well respected in foreign policy circles, he's proven he's willing to work across the aisle and it might finally finish off the "Obama is partisan" bullshiat. Huntsman's far more conservative than most people realize on most domestic issues, but at State none of that would matter.

I thought Hillary was a bad choice, but in retrospect it was a brilliant move.

Hunter_Worthington:Thank God we elected a Democrat. I'd hate to see a nation hung up on ethnicity and gender.

//That the Democrats, people who habitually count the number, and ethnicity, of vaginas in a room managed to convince the nation that the GOP has the race/gender issues, is probably one of the greatest political moves of the 20th/21st Century.

Hunter_Worthington:Thank God we elected a Democrat. I'd hate to see a nation hung up on ethnicity and gender.

//That the Democrats, people who habitually count the number, and ethnicity, of vaginas in a room managed to convince the nation that the GOP has the race/gender issues, is probably one of the greatest political moves of the 20th/21st Century.

You still feeling that sting? That's still just pride farking with you. Fight through that shiat already.

Glockenspiel Hero:I know the article is satire, but the idea of Huntsman as SoS? That's in the "so crazy it might work" category. The guy is very well respected in foreign policy circles, he's proven he's willing to work across the aisle and it might finally finish off the "Obama is partisan" bullshiat. Huntsman's far more conservative than most people realize on most domestic issues, but at State none of that would matter.

I thought Hillary was a bad choice, but in retrospect it was a brilliant move.

I like Huntsman for the post for similar reasons. Plus, it would KILL his chance for a Republican presidential run for a decade. :0

Let's see... a Secretary of State who was highly respected as our ambassador to China, at a time where our strategic emphasis is shifting to Asia. Yes, please.

and let him be the Republican nominee in 2016.Or the Democratic nominee in 2016, if the GOP doesn't extract its head from its rectum and no better candidates emerge. The likelihood of me voting for him is extremely high, no matter what letter is after his name on the ballot.

Let's see... a Secretary of State who was highly respected as our ambassador to China, at a time where our strategic emphasis is shifting to Asia. Yes, please.

and let him be the Republican nominee in 2016.Or the Democratic nominee in 2016, if the GOP doesn't extract its head from its rectum and no better candidates emerge. The likelihood of me voting for him is extremely high, no matter what letter is after his name on the ballot.

I doubt Democrats would vote in the primaries for someone who ran for the nomination as a Republican just four years previously.

Jezebel never really reads like the satire it is. I can only assume that this is because women are so terrible at writing satire. I mean, It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the people Gawker hire...

Hunter_Worthington:Thank God we elected a Democrat. I'd hate to see a nation hung up on ethnicity and gender.

//That the Democrats, people who habitually count the number, and ethnicity, of vaginas in a room managed to convince the nation that the GOP has the race/gender issues, is probably one of the greatest political moves of the 20th/21st Century.

...last week I was listening to the AM right-wing 3 hours-of-hate shows for the schadenfreude, and countless time I heard pundits say that Romney should've picked Rubio, and then all the Latino votes would have been his. You know, the way Vice President Palin rallied all the women voters in '04, right?

Perhaps the GOP should stop thinking they can trot out their newest tokens and then announce them with an attitude of, "Here. Here's one of your own with us. You people like us now, righ? Great, see you in November." Perhaps the dumb savages can see through that by now.

Martin Silenus:Hunter_Worthington: Thank God we elected a Democrat. I'd hate to see a nation hung up on ethnicity and gender.

//That the Democrats, people who habitually count the number, and ethnicity, of vaginas in a room managed to convince the nation that the GOP has the race/gender issues, is probably one of the greatest political moves of the 20th/21st Century.

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Give me more. More salty tears. So nourishing.

Then, I'm reminded intellectual giants such as yourself vote. And that your vote counts as much as mine. And it's pretty obvious how the Democrats not only pulled this off in the first place, but keep the con going.

Hunter_Worthington:Martin Silenus: Hunter_Worthington: Thank God we elected a Democrat. I'd hate to see a nation hung up on ethnicity and gender.

//That the Democrats, people who habitually count the number, and ethnicity, of vaginas in a room managed to convince the nation that the GOP has the race/gender issues, is probably one of the greatest political moves of the 20th/21st Century.

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Give me more. More salty tears. So nourishing.

Then, I'm reminded intellectual giants such as yourself vote. And that your vote counts as much as mine. And it's pretty obvious how the Democrats not only pulled this off in the first place, but keep the con going.

Hunter_Worthington:Thank God we elected a Democrat. I'd hate to see a nation hung up on ethnicity and gender.

//That the Democrats, people who habitually count the number, and ethnicity, of vaginas in a room managed to convince the nation that the GOP has the race/gender issues, is probably one of the greatest political moves of the 20th/21st Century.

As a white heterosexual male working in the private sector, let me just say that the Republican flailing and racist dog-whistling since the election has brought me great joy. The sooner Bill O'Reilly's "white establishment" is gone, the better.

/what happens when whites officially become a minority in this country//are we all sent to camps?

Jezebel never really reads like the satire it is. I can only assume that this is because women are so terrible at writing satire. I mean, It couldn't possibly have anything to do with the people Gawker hire...

Hunter_Worthington:Then, I'm reminded intellectual giants such as yourself vote. And that your vote counts as much as mine. And it's pretty obvious how the Democrats not only pulled this off in the first place, but keep the con going.

Because clearly the party that "doesn't talk about it" is the one composed of intellectual giants. Thankfully it has stalwart defenders like you who see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, to vociferously deny reality on their behalf.

Halli:Hunter_Worthington: Martin Silenus: Hunter_Worthington: Thank God we elected a Democrat. I'd hate to see a nation hung up on ethnicity and gender.

//That the Democrats, people who habitually count the number, and ethnicity, of vaginas in a room managed to convince the nation that the GOP has the race/gender issues, is probably one of the greatest political moves of the 20th/21st Century.

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Give me more. More salty tears. So nourishing.

Then, I'm reminded intellectual giants such as yourself vote. And that your vote counts as much as mine. And it's pretty obvious how the Democrats not only pulled this off in the first place, but keep the con going.

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Well someone got a new alt.

Given the cabin fever on the East coast of that date, I am surprised there weren't more Sandy ALTs.