This nominally handy instructional video is narrated by one of the book's fictional pastors (who incidentally is not left behind) a twist that wouldn't make me feel very secure in case the Rapture actually was a-brewing outside my window. I don't call Harry Potter when I need wizard advice — no, I call my neighborhood accredited warlock in the Yellow Pages. In any case, this reminds me of The Pre-Taped Call-In Show.