Do Pigeons Fart?

It’s kinda worrying with all this talk about cows and methane and how cow farts might be responsible for global warming, so, I’m thinking, even if we do, I might keep it quiet. Don’t really want to kick start a whole new reason to pigeon bash. Mind you, fuck the cows – turns out Mooses are loads worse and a car would have to drive 13,000 km to do the same ammount of damage to the environment as the methane chucked out by your average Moose. Jesus Christ. Sick.

I tried Googling to see if we do or not and, top out of 165,000, is me saying we do. Just goes to show, never trust a pigeon.

No, pigeons don’t! I have experience enough to be certain of that. They maybe “burp” lightly, especially the youngsters, after a good ration of “pigeon milk” from papa or mama in the nest. Their crop is then full and they need a little relief sometimes. But that’s about it! And they say “pardon me” after they do it 🙂