Suspect Square Pants

B9-010074 DATE 2-3-19

KEN’S KEGS located at 1350 N 48 reported a shoplift and provided video to police of these guys. They report they entered the store and one of the guys in the white sweatshirt selected a bottle of Maker’s Mark Whiskey and concealed it in the front of his pants. He was confronted and claimed it was his body part. The clerk asked him if “it” was square. If you know him leave a tip here!