Story centers on a grad student who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before.

Feature role is Lohan’s first since “I Know Who Killed Me” in 2007, when her career stalled over assertions of unprofessional behavior. [Variety]

Woody Harrelson… Dave Matthews… Yup, that’s the weirdest cast ever. I didn’t even know Dave Matthews acted. But it makes sense that he’s in a movie about a college student. Dave Matthews is to college what Kenny G is to dentists’ offices.

I honestly don’t see how this movie can‘t fail. Really? Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette? Maybe they can sing a duet and finally push me over that ledge of whether or not to go on that killing spree.

By: Fek'lhr

05.14.2009 @ 3:40 PM

What? She’s not playing Smeagol in The Hobbit???

By: Fek'lhr

05.14.2009 @ 3:42 PM

Oh, J, speaking of killing sprees, keep an eye out for a report from Eastern Iowa of a morbidly obese man in a Punisher t-shirt using His landlord as a human-torch to set a trailer park alight in an unholy inferno of retribution.

By: Donkey Hodey

05.14.2009 @ 3:42 PM

Dave Matthews is to college what Dungeons & Dragons is to high school. It’s ok to like it, just don’t make it well-known fact.

By: FistfulOAwesome

05.14.2009 @ 3:44 PM

LINDSAY LOHAN GOT A JOB!

That’s weird. I thought she gave them out.

By: JHC

05.14.2009 @ 3:45 PM

Will do Fek. Make it big and bright enough that I can see the glow from my house.

By: FistfulOAwesome

05.14.2009 @ 3:47 PM

Lindsay didn’t have a job? That’s strange since she looks like the type of girl who works every night.

By: Rock Strongo

05.14.2009 @ 3:47 PM

The best way to get a job well done out of a slutty college girl is Dave Matthews- this makes sense

By: FistfulOAwesome

05.14.2009 @ 3:49 PM

Lindsay’s like the town bicycle. Everybody’s had a ride and gotten crabs from it.

*Old idiom is old.

By: Stone Soup

05.14.2009 @ 3:49 PM

Jesus Christ – the craft services table is going to look like a goddamned frat house kitchen.

By: Fek'lhr

05.14.2009 @ 3:49 PM

Make it big and bright enough that I can see the glow from my house.

If I have it my way, they will see it from *space*.

By: Fek'lhr

05.14.2009 @ 3:50 PM

I’ll make it a big fiery nuts and cock! QAPLAH!

By: Donkey Hodey

05.14.2009 @ 3:51 PM

Lindsay will be playing the role of the incredible aging woman. Jesus Fuck didn’t she used to be in her 20s?

Matter of fact Fek, I’d like to borrow your smoldering landlord when you’re done to set fire to which ever one of these assholes that brought up “I saw the sign” from Ace of Base, causing it to repeat the fucking chorus in my head and subsequently making me type a horrendously long run-on sentence.

By: ChinoMoreno

05.14.2009 @ 3:55 PM

‘The Other Side’ is where Lindsay went when she met Samantha Ronson.

By: Stinky Peet

05.14.2009 @ 3:55 PM

The plot summary sounds suspiciously like Lost. I take it Woody Harrelson will be portraying the smoke monster.

By: Stone Soup

05.14.2009 @ 3:56 PM

I’m a pretty big DMB fan, actually.

By: FistfulOAwesome

05.14.2009 @ 3:58 PM

Stone: I don’t get it.

By: Fek'lhr

05.14.2009 @ 3:58 PM

That’s a pretty funny joke, Stoney!

By: Crapbasket

05.14.2009 @ 3:59 PM

If you took that pic, gave her a trucker’s hat (no, a real one, like off of a trucker) a seeping herp sore on her lip, track marks and tweeker tits, that’d look hot.

By: Rock Strongo

05.14.2009 @ 4:00 PM

Stoney, good for you, swell…. now *cough* pass the fuckin spliff man

By: Stinky Peet

05.14.2009 @ 4:01 PM

I’d like to borrow your smoldering landlord when you’re done to set fire to which ever one of these assholes that brought up “I saw the sign” from Ace of Base

[slides previous post behind back]

What?! I think I missed a loop with my belt this morning…

By: Stone Soup

05.14.2009 @ 4:04 PM

Sorry. It’s the troof.

By: Crapbasket

05.14.2009 @ 4:05 PM

[Terrorist fist bumps Stone]
Ants 4 liaf!

By: JHC

05.14.2009 @ 4:06 PM

With this cast, I’m still hopeful that a porno is in the near future, because this is going to be god awful.

So is it morbid curiosity that’s driving so many people to root for a Lohan porno? At this point, I’d almost rather see Ali Dina star in a porno than this wrecked-out mess. Hell, she’s not even in the top 20 of girls that have been in Disney movies for me.

By: Donkey Hodey

05.14.2009 @ 4:11 PM

BTK, Angela Lansbury still is though… ROWR!

By: Crapbasket

05.14.2009 @ 4:12 PM

Holy SHIT!!
How did every.single.one of us miss the lying cunt snake joke on that snake lady thread????

By: FistfulOAwesome

05.14.2009 @ 4:13 PM

Brett Ratner’s list of top 20 Disney girls is updated every year (DAMN YOU AGING).

By: JHC

05.14.2009 @ 4:13 PM

*climbs down tree house ladder, shakes vacuum dust from hair*

I blame myself, Crappy. Also, new up.

By: CAPSLOCK

05.15.2009 @ 5:17 AM

MY GIRLFRIEND IS A DENTAL HYGIENIST. SHE’S ALWAYS COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT THE KENNY G BEING DRIVEN IN HER HEAD WHEN SHE’S BUSY IN SOME STRANGE GUY’S MOUTH.