4. Bran hears some great news!

If I were Bran, I would have clarified if the Three-Eyed Raven meant he would figuratively or literally fly. Fly as in travel really fast? Or fly as in have wings and soar on the wind? There's a big difference.

5. Brienne and the Hound Have the Bloodiest Fight of All Time

Brienne and Arya did not get to bond over girl power for very long before the Hound and Brienne fought a very bloody and unsanitary fight.

HBO included a lot of blood spray. And crotch injuries. Too many crotch injuries.

6. The Hound and Arya share their last ideological conversation

Arya does not mercy kill the Hound as he asks her to. Instead, she leaves him to bleed to death.

Perhaps it was revenge for his cruelty towards her. Or perhaps she was tired of his misogynistic leanings.

Arya doesn't have time to educate you on your problematic use of the word "bitch" or your demeaning treatment of women. Have fun dying slowly and painfully.

7. No Lannister Has Ever Had a Normal Sexual Relationship

While escaping from prison, Tyrion discovers Shae in his father's bed. He even hears her refer to Tywin as her "lion," which was her nickname for Tyrion!

This is so messed up! This is worse than watching Cersei seduce Jaime!

8. "I'm Sorry."

Only Tyrion can make strangling your ex-girlfriend sympathetic.

9. Apparently there are no guards anywhere in the royal chambers at night.

Because political assassinations are not an issue anyone has to worry about in King's Landing!

10. There was singing to the theme song!

A picture can't capture this exciting development. At the end of the episode, there were voices singing along to the instrumental theme song. Were the voices singing words? Were they just humming along? What does this mean for Westeros? What a cliffhanger!