Kevin Federline’s girth: Shrewd business move?

Kevin Federline stopped by E!’s Daily 10 last night where he spoke to Sal Masekela about doing a reality show that may center around Kevin’s noticeable weight gain:

When asked about the validity of one of the rumored reality show concepts would be about Federline getting back into dancer shape, he says: “It would probably be pretty interesting, you know?”
When Masekela comments he doesn’t feel like people really know Federline, he says: “They know what they’re told. I mean, you know, so… I mean, it would be relevant to make something like that happen. And if and when it does, I’ll let you know. I mean, as long as I know who I am, and my kids know who Daddy is and love Daddy. At the end of the day, nothing else really matters, you know.”

Not a bad career move provided Kevin doesn’t drop dead in a bucket of a chicken before production starts. That would be a kick in the nuts – if you could actually find them on Kevin.

Dancer shape? Like Brittany, right? Because watching her fat ass waddle around on stage is inspiration to us all. I’m guessing he should just go ahead and throw on tights right now. Let’s those ripples roll, G-money.

What the fuck is *with* those pants? What is wrong with the people who wear them? Are they long shorts? Are they short pants? They are horrifying! They are the worst thing that has ever happened to fashion.