Amber quotes, Sessions 26-30

"I ride up to the castle gate for the third time in my failed attempt to
find the woman who was my wife whose name I can't remember." -- Gabriel to
GM
"Claude appears to have been stabbed with a stabbing weapon." -- GM to
Gabriel
"There appears to be something wrong with Dmitri. Perhaps we should
help." -- Duncan to Alastair
"I don't know if you want to drink anything that's your body weight in
anything, especially if it's sentient." -- John K.
"I don't know, I used to do that with beer when I was a freshman." -- Ian
"Is (Paris) getting dumber?" -- Sean to GM
"That isn't possible." -- Paris
"I go to my quarters and read the _Kama Sutra_. And then I Trump Lilith."
-- Gabriel to GM
"If I get a chance to kill Farad, would that bother you?" -- Alastair
"Well, I'd like to speak with him first." -- Gabriel
"Do you know what Bonaparte would say if he were alive? He'd say 'Let me
out of this box!'" -- Sean to GM
"Colin went down with Lilith." -- GM
"By the time you're done, both your hands would be decapitated." -- GM
"My god, my hands have no heads on them!" -- Sean
"(Is Colin) Trumping or teleporting?" -- Sean to GM
"Teleporting. Like I'd ever use something as passe as Trump." -- Colin
"It's very awkward to be wooed by Flora." -- Gabriel to Rasa
"Because you are related to this person, I think you should know that I'm
married." -- Gabriel
"You're married to my sister!" -- Rasa
"You haven't seen your wife in 112 years, and you think you're still
married to her? You're 140!" -- Rasa
"Yes, I married young." -- Gabriel
"Colin, has anyone ever told you that you're incredibly horny?" -- Lilith
to Colin
"(Gabriel's) married to who?" -- Lilith
"To some dead woman who keeps having his children." -- Rasa
"I Trump myself above the center of the Pattern." -- Sean
"You probably want to reconsider that, because it's going to kill you." -- GM
"Why don't we put someone in the (barred) Shadow, and see what happens?"
-- Sean
"OK." -- Paris
"Duncan, come here." -- Sean
"I'm being brainraped by Alastair, you'll have to wait." -- Duncan
"Can I determine what's wrong with (Duncan's) mind?" -- Alastair
"It's possible that there's been too much tampering with it." -- GM
"If I described my wife to you, could you do her?" -- Gabriel to Rasa
"Is there something wrong with your eyebrows?" -- Sean
"No, they still work." -- Alastair
"Is it really Rasa?" -- Sean
"It sounds like her, it looks like her, it tastes like her." -- GM
"What does Colin like to do, besides stare at Lilith in a teddy?" -- Kris
"(He) used to be an assassin." -- Dann
"Oh great, so (Lilith has) the urge to fuck (herself) and kill people." --
Kris
"Are you really from Chaos?" -- Alastair
"Yes." -- Sean
"Is Finndo really your father?" -- Alastair
"Yes." -- Sean
"Is (Alastair) brainraping you?" -- Kris
"Yes." -- John L.
"Be careful what you wish for, because (the GM) may twist it." -- Dann to
the group at large
"Trust has nothing to do with retribution. Never confuse the two." -- Sean
"Is Thari your first language, Sean?" -- Alastair
"Steve (M.) is not imminently bribable, he's just easy." -- GM to the
group at large

"Farad's ego is like gravity. It's just there." -- Dann to the group at
large
"You could always ask Alastair." -- GM
"No, he won't tell me anything. What kind of cabal is this?" -- Sean
"You shapeshift into Alastair." -- GM
"I think my arrogance is showing through." -- Paris
"The longer you stay in Paris' mind, the more insane you will get." -- GM
"That's not one of Alastair's concerns." -- Alastair
"I wait for something to attack me, and then I kill it." -- Gabriel to GM
"Something weird this way comes." -- Tony to the group at large
"Can I use the Jewel to interfere in what Alastair is doing?" -- Lilith to
GM
"What! We have the Jewel!" -- Colin
"Why does Farad have amnesia?" -- Alastair to GM
"He can't remember." -- Ian
"Farad lost his memory due to trauma." -- GM
"Maybe trauma will restore it." -- Gabriel
"This is not Gilligan's island." -- Alastair
"Farad, you're starting to get your memory back, Alastair's mindrape had
that affect." -- GM
"Boy, that seemed familiar to me." -- Farad

"What is your primal form?" -- GM
"I don't know. It's probably got lots of hair." -- Rasa
"She's Cousin It." -- Kris
"Would you care to elaborate why you're defensive in that area?" -- Suhuy
"I'm not defensive. I think you're being defensive." -- Paris
"I Trump Sean." -- Alastair
"A large pail of water splashes you in the face, from a distance." -- GM
"Servant! Towel!" -- Alastair
"Suhuy/Freud is the father you never had." -- GM
"Asshole." -- Paris
"Freud will probably go into those comments a little deeper than you'd
like." -- Tony
"Rasa, you're chasing after Gabriel in an elephant-like form, with horns."
-- GM
"I'm going to start beaming sex through the mental contact." -- Gabriel
"Rasa, you've got about 10% of your consciousness back, the other 90% is
subconscious chasing Gabriel." -- GM
"OK, now we throw in the oral sex." -- Gabriel
"I wouldn't have been having this conversation if I'd known that you were
standing there naked." -- Gabriel to Rasa
"I've got to remember, more mindrapes. It works much better." -- Rasa to
GM
"So, we lost the Jewel in what, three hours?" -- Rasa
"Yeah, well at least we had the sex thing in the middle, so it wasn't a
total loss." -- Gabriel
"But it wasn't real sex, and now my abdomen is gone!" -- Rasa
"Alastair, you see Paris draw his sword and ram it through your heart.
You're only peripherally aware of this until it's too late." -- GM
"Then I'll fall over dead." -- Alastair
"(Gabriel and I) lost the Jewel. Oops." -- Rasa
"(Paris and I) killed Alastair. I don't think either party is doing
exceptionally well." -- Dmitri
"OK, Dmitri, what are you doing?" -- GM
"Well, we're floating in the Abyss, so I take out the bowling ball of
doom..." -- Dmitri
"Well (Alastair's death) will set the security of Amber back at least a
week." -- Gabriel to Lilith, Rasa and Dmitri
"A good rule of thumb is, anytime you can kill Benedict, go for it." --
Gabriel to Lilith, Rasa and Dmitri
"I cut (Paris') legs off." -- Gabriel
"I continue to crawl towards Lilith." -- Paris
"OK, I cut his arms off." -- Gabriel
"Why am I not regent yet?" -- Alastair
"Because you're dead." -- John K.
"What do you get with the throne? A lot of people trying to kill you." --
Rasa to Gabriel

"Your petty attempts at deception were quite petty." -- Steve M. to the
group at large
"That Shadow no longer exists." -- Alastair
"Then that was a really stupid place for us to meet." -- Gabriel
"I'm glad we did this test run." -- Sean to Paris, while watching Dmitri
in the giant blender
"Farad said that Dmitri is being pureed in a giant blender, courtesy of
Paris and Sean. I can't say I'm very happy about this." -- Gabriel to
Lilith
"Mind if I come through to you? I promise not to kill you." -- Gabriel to
Farad
"We need a Fortress of Solitude." -- Paris to Sean
"This sucks. There's nothing to build a blender with here." -- Sean to
Paris, while trapped in Dworkin's void
"Don't point that stick in my direction, Trump-boy." -- Dmitri
"I don't need my stick anymore. I have Trump powers." -- Edward the
deluded
"I give you a different code word. A special code word. But not
obscene." -- Gabriel to Rasa
"What is it?" -- Gabriel
"It's a large brain. It Trumped me." -- Rasa
"I knock her out." -- Edward
"You don't necessarily want to piss off a big, insane blob, now do you?"
-- John K. to the group at large
"I'll come through. But I'll kill (Paris and Sean)." -- Gabriel
"OK." -- Rasa
"Do you want to scoop (the blob) up into that blender?" -- Gabriel to Rasa
"I prod the brain with my sword. Does that seem to bug it?" -- Gabriel to
GM
"(My mind) is a Death Star, babycakes." -- Rasa to the Sean/Paris blob
"Actually, I hate to tell you this, but you're only an Imperial Star
Destroyer." -- GM
"Put (Paris and Sean) in the blender, and let's go get dinner." -- Gabriel
to Dmitri
"If you can kill (Paris and Sean), do so." -- Lilith
"Well, that means we're not going to dinner any time soon." -- Gabriel
"I'm going to relax, and..." -- Edward to GM
"Let your sphincter go?" -- Mer
"Gabriel just took out one of your hearts." -- Farad to the Paris/Sean
blob
"I'm in no hurry." -- Paris to Sean
"Save yourself!" -- Dworkin
"Screw off!" -- Paris
"I would love for you to educate me." -- Edward
"Hopefully, that won't be necessary." -- Gabriel
"No, seriously, I would love for you to educate me." -- Edward
"Oh. I thought that was a veiled threat of some sort." -- Gabriel
"I've got an idea to screw over Dworkin, Lilith and Colin." -- Paris to
Sean
"No, you don't." -- Dworkin
"Yeah, I do." -- Paris