There were 3 guys who wished to pass through a kingdom. The king told them that in order to pass through, they must go to the market and buy 10 fruits of their own choice. The 1st guy buys 10 apples and comes back to the king. The king says: "Stick the fruit up your butt and if you laugh, you're dead." Before he even starts he is laughing, and is killed. The 2nd guy came in with 10 grapes. The king says the same thing to him. The 2nd guy is at his 9th grape when he starts laughing. He was killed. Later, up in heaven, the 1st guy asks the 2nd guy: "Why were you laughing? You were so close!"
"Well, I saw the 3rd guy come in with pineapples."