Donald Trump Burger

Introduction: Donald Trump Burger

The idea of this burger was taken from the Lucky Chip restaurant in London. They have created a special burger named the “Donald Trump”. Unfortunately, it’s only available in London, that is why I have decided to give everyone a chance of trying it. I changed it a little, so even those of you who don't have the stomach for Trump will like the burger.

What you need:

Bun

Piece of Pork

Half an onion

Cheese, proudly made in the USA

Pickles, proudly grown in the USA

Bourbon and vanilla barbecue sauce (seems like an odd bbq sauce, but it is said to be very $RICH$ in flavor)

Step 1: Beat the Hell Out of Meat

Take a piece of pork and beat the hell out of it. If you don’t have a special hammer don’t worry, you can use your feast as well. After that, grill it well, along with an onion. Be sure that there is no blood in it, this is not good for the Trump burger.