Clay Aiken shocked the chattering classes and came out as a gay because, now that he's a father, "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things." Lindsay Lohan's dad goes off on her girlfriend, Sam Ronson, saying she's so evil that "when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll" — Uh, wait a minute, we do that. Is that so bad? — but LiLo defends her woman and calls dad unmedicated. Hugh Hefner, 82, said he won't marry his "No. 1" girlfriend Holly Madison, so she says they're over because she wants to tie the knot and have kids with someone. Sharon Stone has lost custody of the son she adopted with her ex Phil Bronstein, apparently because she refused to move to San Fran where the son could be near his dad.

Sam Moore, of Sam-and-Dave Soul Man fame, thinks that the upcoming movie Soul Men rips off their story, but he'll still perform at the Apollo the night the film premieres there. Charlize Theron and Jay Leno had a completely spontaneously wacky time drinking margaritas, doing karaoke and telling dirty jokes on his show. May your day contain such unscripted boozy mayhem!