BAFTA Worst Hair: Penelope Cruz

Like, this fringe is balls. Hate it. Also why is she wearing the same dress over and over again? Black, mermaid, I mean there’s saving up and there’s just being lazy. Thrilled that Pene won Best Supporting Actress because she really was on fire in Vicky Cristina, but this doesn’t absolve her from the assness of these geisha bangs.

When you are honoured at these events, the photos, the photos they stick around FOREVER. Will she want to remember the BAFTAs this way, for years and years, showing this hair to her grandchildren… is this the 2nd best she could do?

No. Unequivocally no.

To put it in perspective, Bai Ling wore her hair the exact same way at the Grammys. Enough said.