Well, here we are… the first week of SPOOKY MONTH! What is Spooky Month you ask? Well… it is for those of us who simply can not possibly contain all the magic and horror of Halloween to just one day… its for those of us who need an ENTIRE FRIGGIN’ MONTH to celebrate! Obviously, I...

Pretty much anytime someone asks me “hey, where do I find a butt plug that…” or “I’m looking for a dildo thats…” I almost always respond with “have you checked out Tantus?” It’s my sex toy version of Barney’s “have you met Ted?” line. I love Tantus, from their teeny-tinesty butt plug all the way...

My vagina is so greedy. It get’s all the toys. I get to fill it with dildo after dildo… big dildos, little dildos, vibrating dildos… it gets fed toys galore. All while my poor Stunt Cock watches on, penis limp and crying a single one-eyed tear as it is starved for attention. So it is...

Okay, so I like butt plugs. I’m not ashamed to say it. I like the way it feels to have something all up in my butthole while I’m having sex. But, I am also kind of picky. It has to feel just right, my anus is the Goldilocks of anal toys. At this point in...

I have been meaning to write this review for awhile now, but I have had such mixed feelings about the Tantus Rumble that it has taken me some time to really ruminate on it and describe how I feel. Which meant masturbating with the Rumble A LOT. Never have I masturbated this much with one toy...

Visually speaking, the Tantus Bound is hands down one of my favorite dildos yet. I spent a lot of time staring at it on their webpage before I finally broke down and had to have it. In fact, the email I sent to Tantus said “This dildo haunts my dreams, I must have it!” So,...

Are you a lover of the male foreskin? If you’ve answered “hell yeah” then boy have I got a treat for you! Tantus, the makers of some of the best silicone toys on the market today (in my opinion, and the opinion of many others…), have heard your cries and have delivered unto you a premium silicone dildo...

Move over Zing, there is a new plug in town! And that plug is named Ryder, Tantus Ryder. It is wonderfully easy to insert, comfortable to wear, and gave my butt an orgasm of its very own! Don’t worry Zing, this doesn’t mean we are breaking up, I just… want to see other plugs occasionally. You...

So, in case you are new to my blog, let me get you up to speed here: Not too long ago, I received a super awesome goody box full toys from the folks at Tantus. The Amsterdam Small was the first toy out of the box (check out the review if you missed it!). Also in the Tant-Tastic...

I recently received a box of toys from Tantus. It was literally the most squeal worthy box of goodies imaginable! They sent me a Flurry O2, a Severin Small, a Nurse Connoisseur Harness, and the star of today’s review the Amsterdam Small. My vagina is a little excited just typing all that out… I may...