On one hand, you have the first woman to pilot, and then command a space shuttle mission. On the other hand, you have a mousey haired nobody who hasn’t even worked as a flight attendent, much less pilot. I know which one I’ll listen to.

(For the record, flight attendants have a more important job than you think. They spend four or more weeks in their initial training, and about two days of that is how to bring you drinks and blankets. The rest of it is how to get your soft marshmallow ass off of the burning wreckage that used to be your flight in one piece, along with the other 120+ people on your flight.)