Bloop! Like a Good Librarian Zell Swag Reads the Ladies of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood Up and Down, and Side to Side

Zell Swag is coming out the gates strong on his first season of Love & Hip Hop Hollywood. In a VH1.com exclusive, Zell opens up about his friendships (and non-friendships) with some of his female co-stars.

Get into the card catalogues, hunny, because the library doors are wide open and Zell is reading, real good.

Masika Kalsyha: “I love Masika, she was the first girl I started working with in Hollywood. So, like, I always hold Masika to a certain level of respect. I’m always going to f–k with the M.”

Moniece Slaughter: “I styled Moniece for her first reunion for Love & Hip Hop, and I remember when I saw her on screen, she grabbed a girl and slapped her head on the table, and I was like, ’Oh my god, I wanna work with her,’ and I did.”

Miss Nikki Baby: “She’s a beautiful girl, she doesn’t have a personality. What Barbie do you know that has a personality?”

Princess Love: “She can cook her ass off. I bet y’all didn’t know that. She really know how to cook.”

Alexis Skyy: “I just don’t know…I don’t know what to say.” [Shrugs]

Hazel-E: “You know when I first met ’Hazel-he,’ she was sleeping on Teairra’s floor.”

Keyshia Cole: “I love her, that’s like my sister.”

Lyrica Anderson: “I literally listen to Lyrica every night going to sleep because she’s on one of my sleeping playlists. Them the only two songs I like of hers, though.”

Teairra Mari: “I always looked at her like she was a star and then come to find out, so crazy, we both took a trip back to Cincinatti and Detroit, we literally find out that we are blood relatives.”