Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law. Japanese Proverb~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The following Alzheimers test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a single mistake. The average person over 50 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.

2. This is is cat.

3. This is how cat.

4. This is to cat.

5. This is keep cat.

6. This is an cat.

7. This is old cat.

8. This is vart cat.

9. This is busy cat.

10. This is for cat.

11. This is forty cat.

12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

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Things To Ponder

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

11. Is there another word for synonym?

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through ugly bank machines?

23. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

24. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

25. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

26. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

27. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

28. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

29. The older you get, the better you realize you were.

30. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

31. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

32. Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

33. Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.

34. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

35. Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

36. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

37. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

38. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

39. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

40. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

41. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

42. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

43. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

44. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

45. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?------------------------------------------

Good morning everyboomie.

IT'S MUNDAY!!!! rah….rah….rah

You thought I'd forgotten whut day it wuz didn’t you?

How could I be so happy about the M word?

I'm not.

I‘m a good actor though.

I’m practicing for Homeo and Joeliet.

After many laborious hours Joeliet lamented “Homeo Homeo where for art though?”

Have a happy day all.

joe

Edited by gymcandy1 (10/28/1207:00 PM)

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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in." Will Rogers

We just got home from my sister-in-law's place this afternoon. Got a call Thursday that our brother-in-law had died. Susie and Vince took Cory for us and we made a trip out to Cabool, MO. Really unexpected. A stressful 4 days.

I'm tired so will close off for the evening and check in tomorrow sometime.

Bets

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Corgis fill your life with Joy, your heart with Love, and your soul with Sunshine.

Good morning all Bets sorry for your loss It sure is Windy out there should be hitting us this afternoon We're in a state of Emergency,Gerry thinking of you,Midge,Gail and anyone else in Sandys way I'll keep the coffee hot as lond as I have power!! Enjoy the day

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I may not have gone where I intended to go,but I think I have ended up where I need to be.

Well, have to whoosh to work once more. So far, we're just getting a lot of rain and nothing more. I assume the worst of the storm is going to hit us tomorrow. Which means that work still awaits me this morning.

Good morning. Thanks Joe for making me laugh this morning. Bets I am so sorry for your loss my friend. Sending thoughts and prayers to your family. Lots of hugs. Morning MaG , Bets, Haroula, Karen, Aser...welcome to Game Boomers, Sue, venus, and all of you.

I have to go to work for 5:00 this afternoon. It'll be sary. My clients live right on the shore (across the street). I told Mike I hope I don't have to row my boat to his house.Kidding. I need to shower before I lose my power this morning. Stay safe.

Good morning everyone. Bets, Prayers and Hugs on the way. To all in Sandy's path Prayers that you will be safe. To all here and all who follow, may your day be a good one. It's 52 this morning, the next two mornings it will be in the mid 40's. Danish, Waffles. French Toast, and Oatmeal with fruit in the NC.