Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Suri'nProzac

Oh HELL naw!! Did ya'll see all of the damn attention given to that alien baby ofQueen Cruise? And I heard on TV (so you know it's true) that there is a multi-million dollar price for the first picture of that damn kid. Well, hand it OVA, fuckahs...cuz I got the picture. See? They were saying she has big blue eyes and lots of hair. WRONG!! She gotsblueskin and hairy eyes!! I thwear!!

Now gimme mah damn money!!

And you can all imagine that poor Kate is being chained in a closet(no pun intended) licking her wounds (EEEEWWWWWWW!!) while that kids' "father" is starting "Infant Brainwashing" on the poor child. Dayum!! Ya know...I don't take depression lightly, but I just WANT that fucker (Queen) to get his OWN post-partum depression. Then that asshole won't be so "glib". Bitch will secretly get his own stash of Prozac and pay trillions to keep that shit a secret!!And I'm sure ya'll heard that Brooke Eyebrows gave berf the same day. I hope she doesn't get it again!! Post-Partum Depression, that is. Having two fugly ginger chirrenz ain't no reason to end it all, gurl!!