In 2008, the Party formed the ‘League of the Militant Unemployed’ to organize citizens who have renounced labor as a means of acquiring a fair share of the People’s Wealth.

While these workers and peasants are not officially ‘unemployed,’ they engage in political activity, such as voting and filing for State benefits - which qualifies them as 'Community Unemployment Activists,' according to the classification by the Department of Labor’s Statistics Manipulation Division.

Predictably, the League’s membership during Obama’s first term jumped by over 8 million, placing the total number of Non-Labor Activists nation-wide to over 88 million.

This is a glorious victory for the Party and Comrade B.B. Obama personally, as the League of the Militant Unemployed is instrumental in pushing for Social Justice through Collectivization and Redistribution of Wealth, which the reactionary bourgeoisie had stolen from the People by means of capitalist exploitation.

These 8,332,000 patriotically unemployed citizens are now heroically struggling for the good of the masses through reclassification and volunteering for Social Benefits, thus reducing the productivity of counter-revolutionary elements by pulling down the means of resistance against Progress.

Many of them also participate in voluntary weapons exchanges (receiving free items in exchange for firearms), and help with many other redistributive activities of the State, generating a growing demand for these services and thus ensuring their perpetuity.

The truth is, the State cannot redistribute wealth without those volunteering to receive it - at least until our society progresses to the stage where participation in redistribution becomes mandatory.

On this first day of Comrade Obama's second term as Party Chairman and President, we express our deepest gratitude for his caring leadership of the League of the Militant Unemployed, and pledge to continue adding more workers and peasants to the ranks of the Community Unemployment Activists.

Citizens of non-essential labor, join the League of the Militant Unemployed! Agitate for increased Social Redistribution of Wealth!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,Comrade Nomenklatura-climberProletarian Red-noser

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