Big V Day’s coming up tomorrow, and Alex from Malaysia – yes, another regular here – sent me this, with some commentary: “It about jeroen, not getting used to having a girlfriend for valentines day and almost forgetting about her…”

I’ll tell you something, Alex. Last week I saw some typical Valentine’s Day decoration, and the first idea that popped in my head was: “Oh no, are they going to start *that* crap again?”. Second thought was: “Oh, wait…”