10 Things You Don't Know About Women: Leslie Hope

"We are looking at your feet and wondering."

2. We think about sex just as much as you do -- although for us it's not the ultimate goal to "nail one."

3. The words jugs, rack, and clam are best used when referring to items found in a kitchen. If you're struggling to find ways to describe our anatomy, try to use words that cannot be printed in this magazine. Trust me on this.

4. We are looking at your feet and wondering.

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5. We love the back of your neck, the shape of your head, the curve of your butt, and watching you shave.

6. When we go to the bathroom together, we will probably talk about you. And, yes, the size of your feet will probably be mentioned.

7. Speaking of bathrooms, if you sit down when you pee, you look like a dink. Collecting alimony from your ex-wife also makes you look like a dink.

8. We'd prefer it if you didn't use your tongue as if you were trying to remove a spot.

9. You are expected to not kiss and tell. We, however, will talk about having sex with you in the kind of graphic detail that will make your use of the words jugs, rack, and clam seem like foppish romantic sentiment.

10. We can't help it, we love you.

Leslie Hope stars in the FBI drama series Line of Fire, premiering this month on ABC.