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TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH - YOUR BEST HATE MAIL!

i
cant stpo coming here and looking at all of this filthy shit you have.
i cant beleive that this is stuff people really buy!!! how do you guys
make money doing this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? you are like evil clowns that
make babies cry.

Our Response:
I cannot tell you how much I enjoy getting this half-legible shit that
people send us. This shit looks like something that a mad scientist
pulled out of the mind of a really intelligent chimpanzee. How many
fucking exclamation points do you need to get your goddamn point across?
One works for me! See? Didn't that seem excited enough to you? All I
can say to you is that you should keep coming to the website until you
find something toned-down enough for your cowardly-as-fuck sensibilities,
but I doubt it. Quit worrying about what other people think, because
I know that that's whats keeping you from buying something. Shut the
fuck up and buy something.