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at 7:15 on sunday morning i got the following text:
"Spent the whole night doing coke. For some unknown reason you popped in my head. Hope things are working out with your dad. If not, whatever be you eh x x"

please can you tell me if this was you. I have no idea who it was and if I don't get some answers soon i'm gonna post the number. actually i'll probably post it anyway. anyway, have you ever received a text from someone you don't know containing personal stuff? OH AND what was the last text you received?!!?!?!!

especially when the first text they send you tells you that they've done lots of cocaine and that they are thinking of me. by the way i am going to get someone to give me your number now without you knowing.

"Hello hoLly! Its Jorge! Was Nice to meet u last night;-) if u fancy a going for a drink somday would be nice. Xxx text back when u get ThiS!"

What's the etiquette here? I mean, he said "text back", so should I? Do I tell him he's been fobbed off with a wrong number or do I pretend to be the person he thinks I am to avoid hurt feelings? Also, his use of caps clearly suggests he has learning difficulties of some kind. Should this influence my decision?

I was just taking the piss out of the idea that I'd actually considered it as a serious option because I'm concerned about this guy's feelings. In reality, I'd probably tell him he's got the wrong number, but I don't have free texts and that's 15p I really can't afford going to waste.

I dropped you in shit with my brother? there are so many things wrong with that sentence.

I would quite like it if you fucked off actually, yes, you are creepy and your annoying posts have gone beyond comic relief into just making you look like a fucking wanker. but it's not up to me if you go or if you don't. do whatever you want but please leave me alone, just like you promised you would.

that's why i like you, Mahon.
and that's a good point you make, but Molina isn't going to give a shit.
her surname will be Fisher and i have a feeling the other kids will have so much to take the piss out of, they'll pass out or explode or something.
or she'll kick them in the nuts.

i want a kid now!
i suppose i have to find a songs: ohia fan to impregnate first..
if you hear about any abductions outside the next jason molina gig in the uk, like, forget this conversation happened?

Good story, but I'd guess it was a windup. It's too bizarre to be real. I mean, why would someone send you a threatening text saying "Man you don't wanna mess wiv me" and then sign off with three kisses?