Hermes and LaBarbara got married around 2980, as LaBarbara divorced from Barbados Slim, Hermes' limbo rival. [3ACV12] At some point in the early 2990s, Hermes seemed to live alone in Tijuana, while working as Inspector#5 in Mom's factory. It is unknown where LaBarbara lived. In 2989, their son, Dwight, is born. The family was later separated for a short period of time when Hermes became a head in a jar and LaBarbara got back together with Barbados, after which Dwight even took Slim as his last name. [BBS] They were only reunited when Hermes got his body back. The Conrads also seem to celebrate Kwanzaa. [6ACV13]