Bottom line, and not that this is any of your farking business weirdos, but my wife and I want to start a family and we ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have an animal that shiats all over the house. Sorry. If you are a parent you will understand. And if not, that probably explains why you have such a hard on for cats. Just sayin'.

Yeah well we will see who is laughing when your little shiat head kid is shiatting and pissing all over your clothes and your house and junking up your car with farking cheerios all the fark all over the place. farking puking on you in public and crying in grocery stores for not farking reason.. goddamn kids.

Mugato:the_vegetarian_cannibal: Sorry. If you are a parent you will understand. And if not, that probably explains why you have such a hard on for cats. Just sayin'.

Oh God, one of those people who thinks they're the farking Illuminati because they're a parent and everyone else is clueless about everything.

9/10. I took off one point because you didn't include the word "breeder" in your insult.

Nope, I don't have kids myself. I'm just a little tired of the "pets before people" catlady brigade and their constant delusion that they form a mainstream opinion of society because they're extremely vocal (read: annoying) on the internet. A guy decided to donate an aging incontinent cat to a new owner because his wife is expecting. He didn't abuse it, didn't kill it, he just gave it away. And yet reading some of the overreactive responses, you would think that he's Michael Vick or something.

Also you may want to do a little basic research before you say something stupid. Cats constantly defecating are a pretty well-known risk for pregnant women. Link (new window)

the_vegetarian_cannibal:Also you may want to do a little basic research before you say something stupid. Cats constantly defecating are a pretty well-known risk for pregnant women. Link (new window)

And this applies to all you guys in this thread making the "oh well he's just replacing a constantly shiatting cat with a constantly shiatting baby. Haha idiot!" comments. That's not the reason why they would be concerned.

the_vegetarian_cannibal:Mugato: the_vegetarian_cannibal: Sorry. If you are a parent you will understand. And if not, that probably explains why you have such a hard on for cats. Just sayin'.

Oh God, one of those people who thinks they're the farking Illuminati because they're a parent and everyone else is clueless about everything.

9/10. I took off one point because you didn't include the word "breeder" in your insult.

Nope, I don't have kids myself. I'm just a little tired of the "pets before people" catlady brigade and their constant delusion that they form a mainstream opinion of society because they're extremely vocal (read: annoying) on the internet. A guy decided to donate an aging incontinent cat to a new owner because his wife is expecting. He didn't abuse it, didn't kill it, he just gave it away. And yet reading some of the overreactive responses, you would think that he's Michael Vick or something.

Also you may want to do a little basic research before you say something stupid. Cats constantly defecating are a pretty well-known risk for pregnant women. Link (new window)

You, sir, are my new hero.

It's amazing how sensitive pet people (more precisely, cat people) are about these animals. I understand getting outraged if someone is kicking their dog or whatever. But apparently giving your cat away on twitter is akin to grabbing its tail and throwing it against a brick wall.

the_vegetarian_cannibal:the_vegetarian_cannibal: Also you may want to do a little basic research before you say something stupid. Cats constantly defecating are a pretty well-known risk for pregnant women. Link (new window)

And this applies to all you guys in this thread making the "oh well he's just replacing a constantly shiatting cat with a constantly shiatting baby. Haha idiot!" comments. That's not the reason why they would be concerned.

No one gives a fark why they are concerned. People link stupid stories and we rip on them. Welcome to Fark?

the_vegetarian_cannibal:Also you may want to do a little basic research before you say something stupid. Cats constantly defecating are a pretty well-known risk for pregnant women. Link (new window)

Outdoor cats get toxoplasmosis, not indoor ones like Mr. shiats-on-the-floor. Also, pregnant women usually get it from raw meat (no problem if you're a vegetarian cannibal I suppose) and gardening (vegetarians don't garden right? ...Right?) not cat shiat. Even so, it's a matter of taking precautions (you know, like gloves). If you're pregnant you'd probably get some kind of disease that would affect your unborn baby if you played around in any animal's shiat without taking precautions anyways.

As a borderline crazy cat person, I can agree that the cat needs to be out of the house given its defecating problems. As much as I love our cats, if we had a kid and the cat (or, hell, the kid) had litterbox problems, they'd be out the door. I'd find a good home for them, but ultimately they would have to go. Not a big fan of poop showing up in places not authorized for poop.

That said, this guy comes across as a douche. I just can't place my finger on why. Oh, wait, I know. He's on Twitter and he's blogging about this whole stupid mess. Just ignore the crazy cat people, or don't and instead make a huge bit of drama of the mundane. He's getting attention out of all this, and that definitely appears to be his main goal in life anyway, so mission accomplished. What the hell does some no-name actor have to blog about anyway (other than diarrhea-prone felines).

Cats are very dangerous to have around pregnant women, or more specifically, litter boxes are.

Toxoplasmosis is not a good thing.

Add the fact that it is an incontinent cat that they have been dealing with for several years and only know decided to give away (instead of having it euthanized,) and it is clear that PRatt and Faris did the right thing.

The cat's old and frail. Rather than man up and go stay with it at the vet's office while it's euthanized, like a grown up with compassion would do, he foists the problem onto someone else. People do this shiat all the time. They call our humane society and berate us that we HAVE TO take their problem animal or they'll hate us forever or something. Like this asshole, they think that animal lovers should be delighted to take on an animal with elimination issues who's about to die anyway, to save them the inconvenience of being sad or feeling guilty.

AdolfOliverPanties:Cats are very dangerous to have around pregnant women, or more specifically, litter boxes are.

Toxoplasmosis is not a good thing.

Add the fact that it is an incontinent cat that they have been dealing with for several years and only know decided to give away (instead of having it euthanized,) and it is clear that PRatt and Faris did the right thing.

Nope. Not even close.

Rather than making sensitive people feel they must rescue this animal, this asshole and his asshole wife should have both gone to the vet and had the cat euthanized while they petted it and it died peacefully instead of uprooting from its home to go to live with strangers.

the_vegetarian_cannibal:the_vegetarian_cannibal: Also you may want to do a little basic research before you say something stupid. Cats constantly defecating are a pretty well-known risk for pregnant women. Link (new window)

And this applies to all you guys in this thread making the "oh well he's just replacing a constantly shiatting cat with a constantly shiatting baby. Haha idiot!" comments. That's not the reason why they would be concerned.

the_vegetarian_cannibal:I'm just a little tired of the "pets before people" catlady brigade and their constant delusion that they form a mainstream opinion of society because they're extremely vocal (read: annoying) on the internet.

And I'm just a little tired of people who post words in a thread about someone like Anna Faris.

I believe my complaint is more legitimate so shut your whore mouth and get with the pics or get lost.

We just had to put our cat down after 11 years because of stomach/intestinal cancer. In the months before our decision, the cat would randomly shiat all over the place. We have a two year old, and it freaked us out that our daughter would come in contact with said shiat.

I kind of understand what this guy was thinking, if he was thinking anything beyond "I get to fark Anna Farris all the time!"

the_vegetarian_cannibal:Bottom line, and not that this is any of your farking business weirdos, but my wife and I want to start a family and we ABSOLUTELY CANNOT have an animal that shiats all over the house. Sorry. If you are a parent you will understand. And if not, that probably explains why you have such a hard on for cats. Just sayin'.

"Weird?" He deserves the [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag for this comment.

I've had two cats for about 12 years. The wife and I now have two children, ages 2 and 8 months. Everyone was getting along fine until both of the cats decided to start crapping and pissing in random places around the house. Favorite spots included the kitchen (which at least was easy to clean up), on the carpet in corners, and underneath the cribs in the kids' room. This was a daily problem that I put up with for a good six months before I reached my breaking point and kicked them out: I turned around to see my son with a handful of fresh poo.

Now, they live on the porch. They're fed twice daily and they have shelter from the elements. They're free to roam around and explore the outside, which is what they've both been screaming to do since I got them.

While I think he could have found a better way to deal with it, this guy is right. I can't have an animal in the house that's going to piss and crap where my children are crawling around.