It’s best not to think about what Pokemon would be like in real life, the mortal ramifications of enslaving poor little creatures then forcing them to battle in arenas for human fame and glory, not to mention the toll roaming the countryside in search of animals to enslave would take on your life.

But if you still feel like you’ve gotta catch 'em all, and you’re willing to sacrifice your human dignity to become a Pokemon master, watch this video and see if a dose of stark animated reality doesn’t change your mind.

Animation Domination High-Def presents Scientifically Accurate Pokemon, or one way to scare the Pokemon lover in your life into giving up the Pokeball and getting back in touch with the real world. (NSFW due to language)