This blog is devoted to stuff black people like

“Insert Color Here” DRINK

SIDE NOTE – Hello again Internet world. It has been some time since my last post and apologize for the delay. I have no excuse really. It’s not like I’m busy (I’m a white guy with a blog about black people). I encourage ANYONE of you Black, White, Yellow, or Mexican color to join the STUFFBLACKPEOPLELIKEALSO blog writing team. We currently and proudly have a membership of 1. Just hit me with a comment if you interested.

ONE OTHER NOTE – I don’t really only have “1 black friend” that was just a joke, playing pff of the “token black guy” Do black people like being that? I don’t know. Tell me. And I am not racist in the least. If you find any of this racist I suggest you look up the definition of “stereotype” and/or “ignorant” you may be suffering from these preventing you from grasping the “humor”

With that being said.

Let’s talk about Drink. I polled all the white people in my neighborhood 1 wuestion, “What kind of drink do black people prefer, PURPLE/GRAPE or RED/WHATEVER RED TASTES LIKE” The results were a dead even 756 for each. Then I polled the black person in my neighborhood and asked, the same question. The results were Conclusive. 100% said “Don’t matter what color. I like drink.”

In popular culture the association between a black person and drink is well documented. Harold and Kumar 2, Chris Tucker in Money Talks references a whole slew of SOUL Food items including Kool-Aid, the technical term of many colored drink.

In popular music you can’t go into any “Urban” themed bar and not heat T Pain’s “Let me buy you a drrrrraaannk” moving all the big bottomed girls on the dance floor. Lil Jon one of the first to “popularize” the Crunk Cup, a large decorative uhm, CUP, like the wrong answer to “Choose Wisely” in The Last Crusade. Attention white people, should you see Lil Jon out DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT inquire about the Crunk Cup. You put yourself at risk when attempting to use “black lingo.” Once you say “Crunk Cup” your only one “OOOOOKKKK” away from using “SKEET! SKEET! Which should NEVER come up when discussing the drink in the CRUNK CUP. I’ve seen this happen 100’s of times.

In Conclusion, while white people are mixed when it comes to the right answer to which color black people prefer and will probably never be certain. To black people as was confirmed by 100% response in the survey above. Black people just want drink.

So the age old question. What do black people like to drink?

And is it COLOR or is it FLAVOR. Cuz There is red drink, but then there would be purple drink, but I have heard it called Grape drink, but then what the hell is red drink!? It’s all so confusing.

In your article #9 Hair Styles you made a comment : So smile, give them a pound, and say “What up G/Yo/Dawg?”

Then in this article you say: If you find any of this racist I suggest you look up the definition of “stereotype” and/or “ignorant” you may be suffering from these preventing you from grasping the “humor“.

* Honestly, if you can’t see how some of your articles could be considered racist, prejudice, stereotypical, and offensive…..Then I believe that should look up the definition of “stereotype” and/or “ignorant” YOU may be suffering from those preventing you to see the error of your ways.

Come on, it might be a little racist sure, but it says the same type of stuff on stuffwhitepeoplelike and you don’t see them complaining. It’s all for fun and laughs. FOR THE RECORD blue drink from Walgreens is my favorite.

isn’t this just kind of ripping off of Chappelle’s joke about sunny d vs. purple drank? …while I don’t really find this site too racist, I don’t find it too funny either… it’s just a few stereotypes being over-analyzed with a tendril of comedy slid in…. i’m waiting to see a creative post of “TTBPL” that hasn’t been covered by every black comedian for the past 20 years already, like “ironing their clothes”

Here’s a real answer. “Drink” is naturally cheaper because all that is required to make it is water, coloring, a hint of flavor towards some type of fruit and sugar. The people who usually ingest “drink” are usually financially less fortunate aka poor and are only able to afford “drink” because it is very cheap. When you spend your childhood drinking “drink” you’ll probably carry those habits into your adulthood and then buy the same things for your children.

As you know real juice drinks can be very expensive! The grocery store near me sells me less than 2 liters of orange juice for 3.99! This is compared to a 25 cents packet of kool-aid which would yield 2 quarts and 1 pack of sugar which is about 3.99 but can give you about 4 servings. So if I’m doing my math correctly that’s about 1.25 for a gallon of kool-aid.

These posts are very stereotypical and racist!! This is NOT true. How can you talk about an entire race based off ONE freind? Get a life and please stop being so immature. I am black and i do not LOVE purple or red drinks, I have long beautiful hair so I do not prefer “weave” or braids, I like all diffirent types of food and I love my MOTHER. And this goes for the rest of my MANy black friends and family members.