It’s official, our baby name is registered!

Baby Name of the Game

We made our baby official today and registered him. A monumental day I knew I would remember. I envisaged it to be a quaint little office, josticks burning in the corner. Maybe pipe music coming out of the speakers, and coo’s at the new life I had brought in to make official. It couldn’t have been more different…

Ok then…

Instead, I walked in to a library styled room, with the registrar looking like he hadn’t talked to anyone in a decade. He jumped on us, asked us about where we would take him on his first holiday. Right, a weird thing to ask?

I joked ‘Ibiza’ and before we knew it he decided to enlighten us about how the notorious ‘Ibiza Uncovered’ programme started. So there we are, registering Boo’s existence, trying to proof-read his birth certificate, probably the most important document of his life, all the while trying to take in stories of ‘gangbanging’ and ‘fisting’ from the registrar! I am not lying!