“The reason Jarvis Landry gets talked up, part of the reason is because he went to school with Odell Beckham so they always throw him in the graphics with Odell Beckham,” Fahey said on the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz.

Omar Kelly just said Landry could get a $50-60 million deal from the Dolphins. Tavon 2.0.

“‘The Cleveland Hair Twirl’ is also a repulsive sex act that features two nipple clamps, grape jelly and a blue-ringed octopus. (And if it isn’t, can someone pleeeeaaaaase go add that to Urban Dictionary real quick?).”

“To illustrate the changes we have seen, I’ve decided to rank teams most likely to win a championship in the near future, in ascending order. To be clear, this is an extremely short-term outlook for all the teams. These rankings are based on the probability that each team will contend for a championship in the next year or two.”

“Ima say it again,” Johnson wrote amid some apparent uncertainty regarding his commitment. “I take this cane shit serous, I’m coming for heads, we gonna kill shit, I’m a cane for life, I am the baddest mf you know.”

“Sure enough, she didn’t disappoint, asking Beasley if he would like to not only eat her ass when they return to South Florida during the bye week, but also how she’s going to fart in his mouth after said ass eating.”

“Unbridled Aggression. That’s what the Miami Hurricanes unleashed on FAMU last Saturday. Yes, it’s FAMU. And yes, Al Golden would have likely beaten FAMU just as badly. But from a qualitative standpoint, there was no comparison. Even against FAMU, we could see defenders playing downhill for the first time in five years.”