Kickass shaved heads

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports on his keeper’s participation in a meeting of the Korean War vets, who are still smarting from being “forgotten” and accused of not finishing the job back in the early 1950’s. The “old” vets have a foreign policy plan to solve the North Korean issue:

Donald Trump and Kim jong un will immediately be taken into custody and, since their outrageous haircuts are distractions to any meaningful discussion, their heads will be shaved. Trump and Kim Jung un will then each be given a golf club and a bucket of exploding golf balls and locked in Angela Merkel’s garage. Whichever one agrees to shake Merkel’s hand after all the golf balls have exploded will be the winner.

The “forgotten” Korean vets don’t get into foreign policy often, but when they do……