A recent statistically inaccurate and socially irrelevant Urban Country study has found that clothing affects the number of honks received by a taxi driver on a typical 20-minute walk to work by a typical male urban professional.

Among other important findings, the Urban Country study concluded the following:

While wearing jeans, the urban professional will receive an average of 1 honk from taxi drivers on his 20-minute walk to work.

While sporting dress pants and “business casual” attire, the urban professional will receive an average of 3 honks on his commute.

While styling in a business suit, the urban professional will receive an average of 6 honks as well as he occasional “flash” from a passing car.