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Hello and welcome to "Kendall and Kylie." My name is John Green and I am going to attempt to play Kendall and Kylie's iPhone game.

This, of course, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, two young women, with whom I am actually aquainted. They went to both 'The Fault in Our Stars" and the "Paper Towns" premiers. Very nice girls.

And now I'm going to figure out- I think since this woman has an exclamation point coming out of her mouth, I'm going to click on that.

Debbie says " This is your room. It isn't much but where else are you going to find someone willing to let you rent without cash upfront?" I'm' going to say "I don't know."

"Now this room may be small, but it's not THAT small. You can swipe to the left and right to see more of what's around-don't mind the mess! Why don't you give it a try?" This appears to have been written for third to fourth graders, which come to think of it, it probably was.

I got a coffee pot, that's nice. Actually, you know what? To have a kitchen in your room when you are a teenager is a real blessing. You got your own private laptop, you got a kitchen with a coffee maker, you got a lamp. This woman really has nothing to complain about. I think I'm quite happy with life as it is.

But hold on, I'm going to listen to Debbie. "Not too shabby. Now, about all this clutter. I'd love to clean it up for you but I just had my nails done."

I know what's that like, Debbie. "Would you mind stashing some of these boxes?"

"How do I do that?"

"Swipe to find the box, tap the little pointer by the box, see what you can do, and then tap the-"

So, okay, this is just like real life, where I have to clean my children's room. Tap the pointer above the box and put the box away. How do I put the box away?

OH, money! Wow, I mean, I'm just going to tell you the truth guys, my kids can not get allowance money that quickly.

"There's a heavier box over there that you'll want to stick in the closet. Some actions take up more of your ENERGY and take a few taps to get done." I don't like the sound of that at all! Apparently. (2:00)