What in the hell is going on? Is this the best that you yahoos can come up with after bingeing on eggnog and dad jokes? I will see those of you who I can still stand at the hootenanny. This place is past all hope and dead as far as I'm concerned.

CPS has come to reflect everything I hate about America and since I don't feel like I hate Christianity and pipe smoking that should tell me something. Enjoy what's left of this filth. I'm done.