12/24/03: Scottish customer
I recently placed an order with Alternative Tentacles (on Thursday 11 December) and was pleasantly surprised to find the goods arrive just one week later. I am most impressed by your department's expediency and professionalism. Happy holidays to all at AT. Keep up the good work.

Thanks, Graeme

12/13/03: Rock! Roll!
Howdy- I just wanted to tell y'all how wonderful you are- I ordered these two cds a few days ago, and I am holding them in my happy hands right now! You ROCK!! and Roll! Thanks for being so great, and for staying around all these years!

Holly E., Springfield OR

05/04/03: Petaluma?
"How can I pet a Luma if I don't know what a Luma is?"

-Jesse the Mail Male, each time he goes to Petaluma. It gets funnier each and every time. Trust him, it's true!

07/30/02: ALL CAPS ROCKER!
HOLY SHEEP SHIT!!!!!!!!!! IT'S 1982 AGAIN & MY KNEES LOOK LIKE PEPERONI
PIZZAS!!!!!! I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY WAY BACK MACHINE. THANKS FOR THE
SKATE PUNK SERIES!!!! ANYTHING ELSE THIS AMAZING SCHEDULED FOR RELEASE? OH
YEAH, THE NEW FARTZ DISC HAS ME GIVING BUSH A HEARTY FUCK YOU. (I ALMOST
WISH RONNIE WAS BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE, HE WAS DEFINITELY MORE FUN TO MAKE
FUN OF) OH WELL, CAN'T HAVE MY JELLYBEANS AND EAT THEM TOO. THANKS AGAIN FOR
THE TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE.