Gay Marriage Jokes

"California's Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke out against gay
marriage, then he went back to slathering oil on his muscles in front of other
guys." --Craig Ferguson

"The Bush administration renewed its call for a constitutional amendment to
ban gay marriage. So I guess they feel the only time that guys should be on top
of each other naked is in an Iraqi prison." -Jay Leno

"President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San
Francisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the
decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he
prefers judges." -Jay Leno

"Some see the move as an attempt to preserve traditional values, while
others see it as a cynical ploy to ensure that Vice President Dick Cheney will
never have to pay for his gay daughter's wedding." -Jon Stewart, on
President Bush's proposal for a constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage

"President Bush says he's troubled by all the gay weddings that have
been going on in San Francisco. Bush also says he's troubled by Bert and Ernie's
relationship on 'Sesame Street.'" -Conan O'Brien

"Conservative groups are demanding that President Bush support a
constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage. They feel that when the founding
fathers were putting the Constitution together they made a mistake by not
outlawing it. Have you ever seen the paintings of the founding fathers? The
powdered wigs, the frilly collars, the pedal pushers - I think they were for
it." -Jay Leno

"Earlier today, President Bush said gay marriage is immoral and that
heterosexual marriage must be defended, that's what he said. ... You can tell
Bush is serious because he said the new Axis of Evil is Cher, Bette Middler and
Clay Aiken." -Conan O'Brien