The United States of Walter Jackson is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.553 billion Walter Jacksonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth 728 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 131,254 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

People seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, euthanasia is illegal, art criticism in Walter Jackson is scathingly destructive, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian.