AmberCon North 1998 Quotes

"A Ghost of a Chance" by Rae Williams

Cast of Characters

"When you have 30 points of bad stuff, you shouldn't walk strange
Patterns." -- Kris Fazzari
"There's a lot of things you shouldn't do with 30 points of bad stuff." --
Linda Cottrell

"Oberon is still the King." -- Ariana
"He's dead, he says." -- Carla
"Admitting that you're dead is an act of abdication, isn't it?" --
Dillon

"Avalon Knights" by Mike Manolakes

Cast of Characters

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Lady Katelyn

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Sir Ivar

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Sir Xanacroid

"Charlie will lead the way to the distressed lady." -- Sir Xanacroid,
2nd in command of the Knights of Avalon, speaking of her horse (an
artifact with more points than her character)
"Why can't you be more like Charlie?" -- Lady Katelyn to her plain old
horse without a name

"As soon as the chance of death falls below 75%, I lead my men out." --
Jayne to GM

"All you guys on the beach see this one naked half-dead guy struggling
his way out of the water. It's one of Jayne's guys." -- GM
"Hey, one lived!" -- Philippe
"I'm surprised." -- Jayne

"When I say flying, I mean in a nautical sense." -- GM to group

"I rip off my shirt and give it to (Jayne) saying, 'Keep doing that
baby.'" -- Philippe, giving Jayne more material for her flaming arrows

"I swing across and become a blue whirlwind of fashionable death." --
Jean Philippe

"I'm down to 15 crates (of clothes). What will the Americans say?" --
Jean Philippe
"The Americans will say, "Who is that fag in the blue clothes?" --
Jayne

"I shoot (Bleys' captor) in the back." -- Lorianne
"I skewer him. You'd better be ready to take advantage of the opening
this creates." -- Westley
"I catch him as he falls forward and say, 'Now about that duel....'" --
Jean Philippe

"Are we red and furry? Did I not notice this?" -- Philippe to the
group

Jayne's Ballad

Plain Jayne from London town
Had her men pull their trousers down
Jumped in the sea and splashed around
Tipped a boat and her men did drown
Got on a plane and flew around
Knocked a bunch of sailors down
Went on a train and her men fell down
Only four are still around
Plain Jayne from London town