Events

In this week’s That Thing You Missed: A brawl breaks out at Macho Comacho’s funeral, Braylon Edwards cooks his goose with a Tweet And DeAndre Jordan enjoys using a fart machine on people in his spare time.

DeAndre Jordan Is Horsing Around

If you were the emerging star center of the Clippers how would you spend your spare time? Popping bottles at the latest and greatest LA Lounge? Obvi!

Well, that’s not exactly the case for DeAndre Jordan. Instead, the nearly seven-foot wonder has been trolling Venice Beach pretending to fart on people – and attempting to scare people by wearing a horse mask – and it’s all caught on tape for the web series Got ‘Em.

And just who exactly is getting a kick out of these harmless pranks? That would be DeAndre Jordan. And only, DeAndre Jordan.

His scare tactic skills are so horrific – he couldn’t even rattle Eric Berry.

It’s been a rough few weeks for Mark Sanchez, but at least one NFL player is strongly defending him.

Unfortunately, that player is one-time Jet Braylon Edwards. And to make matters worse he did it via Twitter and managed to piss off Gang Green’s front office by calling his former bosses “idiots.”

Interestingly, Mark Sanchez still has a job. Edwards, alas was released from his position with the Seattle Seahawks the day after the Tweet was sent.

D’oh.

Even more amusing, Edwards then apologized for defending Sanchez, but never deleted the offending Tweet.

Seriously, If Roger Goodell really wants to protect his players – he’d ban them from Twitter.

**Update: Well, ladies and gentlemen it looks like the joke is on me! Gang Green has actually just claimed the wide receiver off waivers! He is a Jet once again. No, this isn’t a bad joke. This is true.