Wednesday, May 03, 2006

LibraryIcedCoffeeMeltDownMay3rd2006Watch: For the screenplay writers out there...

A reader sent us an IM play by play of what happened this morning. Yes I have a final tomorrow, but this is far more important. Obvi this will be a pivotal scene in "Trace Higgs: The Movie Musical."

[redacted] (9:37:09 AM): so a girl (1L) comes in, and the guy from the desk follows her and is like i'm sorr you can't drink that coffee in here[redacted] (9:37:41 AM): she was like yes i can , he wa slike no i'msorry you can't ... she goes, ar eyou fucking kidding, he goes, youcan't drink the coffee, she goes get out fo my fucking face i'm drinking my coffee here[redacted] (9:38:08 AM): he leaves, comes back and was like you can'thave the coffee, she was like are you fucking nuts and totally freakedout on him... then threw the stupdi coffee in question at him [redacted] (9:38:12 AM): fortunately its ices[redacted] (9:38:19 AM): and now just got kcicked out of the library by security[redacted] (9:38:56 AM): she is fighting with security[redacted] (9:39:06 AM): i mean honestly, would it really have been so hard to give up your coffee[redacted] (9:39:09 AM): she is hystercially cfrying[redacted]: they are sending her to the deans

Once, there was this girl whoWent into the library yand brought a cup of coffeeAnd when they told her not toShe went apeshit and scalded poor LarryAlright it was iced coffee but this way's just morefunnnnny MMMMMmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm mmmmmm