Yeah, it’s a bit weird but you can see where it comes from: grunge mixed with some early Madonna, a bit of straight-down-the-line 80s nonsense and suicide chic.

It’s bandages. Worn as fashion accessories only instead of hospital greige they come in blacks and dayglos and are livened up a little with straps and prints. Don’t tell anyone but we actually think they work! Available from Cyberdog in, gulp, Camden Market.(More info on the same thing)