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Your Mystery Gifts Have Arrived!

A few weeks ago, I left my wonderfully responsible son home alone for a couple days. While I was gone, he had a little visitor...but we don't know who.

Andrew found these three items on our doorstep at night:

A Santa cup with a straw....a 500 piece puzzle of a swan....and a Harlequin romance, which Andrew called: An erotic novel (lol).

Any guesses on what these mean?
He's pretty confident they were for him. I don't really have friends who do things like this (I don't think), but it seems like something a teenager would do. We can find no connection to them. Andrew looked at certain pages based on numbers on the puzzle box, but found no hidden message....but he may have found some serious romantic passages, considering his labeling this book as pornographic.

It was a woman that gave the "presents" No straight man would buy a romance novel.I think it's an Andrew ex girlfriend or wanna be girlfriend. She's hoping he will read the book and be more romantic. The white swan symbolizes what she wants Andrew to see in her. The Santa cup is for Andrew to use. Does he drink a lot water? Or maybe it's what she expects from Andrew, somebody who will give her a lot of presents. You can see she likes presents.

Gift giving is one of the 5 love languageshttp://www.5lovelanguages.com/

Well of course there's a connection. It means that Santa is a dirty old man who likes trashy erotic novels and has a penchant for putting things together. Really though, in case you couldn't tell, I have no idea. :)

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