Scottish jokes

ponedjeljak, 16. prosinca 2013.

Two robbers broke into a boarding house in Glasgow in search of money. A
fierce struggle ensued. "We didn't do too badly," said one of them
afterwards. "We came out with twenty pounds." "But we had fifty when we
went in," complained the other.

The Scottish minister was preaching on the parable of the Good
Samaritan. He felt he had better explain to his congregation why the
priest had passed the victim by. "And why do you think
the priest passed him by?" he asked the congregation rhetorically.
"Because he saw that the man had already been robbed," came a voice from
the back row.

"Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American. "From the
greatest country in the world," replied the American. "Funny," said the
Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."