And this is why HoJo isn't awesome.

Aside from the innumerable problems that HoJo gave us even before we got our rooms (Not picking up the phone for a week straight, telling us to our face that we ordered regular rooms instead of suites, lying about which rooms are available...), here's a small list of what was in our room that was NASTY AND DISGUSTING:

Just remember: This is our HOME OFFICE. You know, where professional businessmen go to sleep and work online. For the record, our internet didn't work.

The sink was broken. If we kept the drain in there, it would flood.

THERE WAS HAIR ALREADY ON THE HAIR DRYER.

The wallpaper was peeling off, and bubbling all over the place.

Stains, stains everywhere.

There was this blue/green goop stuff on the wires for the TV. We were afraid to touch it.

Fire alarm didn't work.

(This was hilarious) The shower head was held together by TAPE!

There was mold in the shower area.

MEET HERBERT THE DEAD BUG! He was in the shower. He managed to stay there for at least 4 showers. I think he still might be there.

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Did you guys have dirt stains in your shower before anyone even took a shower? We did. Our room probably wasn't quite as bad as yours, though. Nicky or Courtney, I hope you guys are contacting HQ and letting them know about how horrible our stay was at that HoJo.

Even if that hotel was chosen next time, I'd opt to just pay more and travel slightly further to that nice-looking Holiday Inn up the street.

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Nicky or Courtney, I hope you guys are contacting HQ and letting them know about how horrible our stay was at that HoJo.

Courtney called yesterday and complained but everyone else should call on their own behalf.

I know some of your guys rooms sucked and I apologize for that. Just remember we all voted on this and the vote was pretty much unanimous to stay here. Next time we'll choose some other place. It's not a huge deal to stay a little further down.