Cheesy porn premises with LSDers...

What crazy porn premises can you come up with using members from LSD? My premise is actually inspired by a story in a different thread...

MaroonOut2005 is an on-call EMT with a speciallity in the Jaws of Life. He gets a call one night that a car had flipped and they needed the jaws of life to remove a trapped passanger. When MaroonOut2005 arrived on-site, he began to use the jaws of life to tear open the door of the flipped car. To his surpise, since the car was flipped, he got a very good view of the bottom half of a trapped female. In addition, this female was wearing a skirt without any panties! Eventually, MaroonOut2005 removed her from the car and she wrapped her arms around him. "Thank you, kind dark stranger. What is your name?""MaroonOut2005, and your's?""Ruskiegirl, thank you so much for saving me!""All in a hard day's work, my dear.""Well, kind sir, I don't believe your 'hard day's work' is over quite yet..."

Let your imagination from from there. Whatever ideas do you guys have for premises? And please don't sue me!