All in the Family featured the curmudgeonly Archie Bunker. Archie was television’s most famous grouch, blunt, blustering, straightforward and untouched by the PC crowd. He was the archetype of the conservative male. Michael desprately tried to reeducate him, but he persisted in his breviloquence.

Looking back at the last 40 years, we realize: ARCHIE WAS RIGHT!

10/14/2013

Get the Torches

Every once in awhile something happens that makes me proud to be an American. Today I am bustling with pride in a handful of my countrymen!

Thousands of Americans have taken the government shutdown into their own hands, literally, as they stormed into the nation’s capital, tearing down barricades blocking off the World War II Memorial on the National Mall Sunday morning.

“Barrycades are down,” tweeted Sherry Lucas, a reference to President Barack Obama’s childhood nickname of Barry.

Many of the barricades were then hand-carried by the protesters and dumped in front of the White House.

There are still men in America!

Free men!

American Men!

God bless them every one!

That spinning sound you've been hearing is our forefathers flipping back over in their graves to take notice that some of their offspring are in fact worth a damn. If you listen closely you can hear them say, "get the tar and feathers boys!".