The Life and Times of Donald F. Simmons

Crap Crap Crappity Crap

Of all the people for something this lousy to happen to. He does seem fairly upbeat about the whole thing. Quote:

"I would just like to draw attention to everyone reading the above that this should be interpreted as 'I am not dead'. I will, of course, be dead at some future point, as will everybody else. For me, this maybe further off than you think - it's too soon to tell. I know it's a very human thing to say "Is there anything I can do", but in this case I would only entertain offers from very high-end experts in brain chemistry."