I will think of that serviceman, and all the others, when I read to my 4 year old son tonight. Thank you for the reminder to appreciate seeing my son everyday.

CKTAM

Larry

This man is a great example of a father even while serving his country.

Lisa

Soldier, if you or your family ever do the DAR, seriously, thank you all very much. I've lived that life. It isn't easy. It is worth it. Thanks to you and yours. 😉

electric boogalo

At my daughter's soccer game another mom was facetiming the game to her husband in Iraq so he could see their daughter play. Amazing.

Lopez

I was survey in Iraq lucky I didn't have any children at the time. I couldn't count the number of times my friends would hang up
with their kids and breakdown. Then they would flip the switch back and realize they need to focus cause that's what will get us home. Stay low shoot striaght all my brothers and sisters. Hooah go and get em.

Get a Pomeranian. Larger ones look similar and they won try to eat your balls for lunch.

jjj

What a fox!

alex

They make pretty good pets, actually. Go look up some youtube videos- theres a bunch of them playing inside with dogs and stuff like that.

bMorris

IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!

the_mike

#10 That is cool and all of you. But do you just walk around with a spare green KCCO shirt? How does that work?

myself

They fold up really small, like enough to easily put in a pocket. I had no idea what my package was when my DAR shirt came. Looked like a toilet paper tube in an plastic envelope.

AB

i am just going to believe this guy is the KCCO fairy and just walks around handing out shirts to chivettes then bangs them.

the_mike

I can see it now he just walks around Disney with it looking for the cute chivette that does a double take and gives him that smile. Then he hands over the shirt with a post it note on it that reads "Must be this size to follow me home". Then they just melt.

Fucking Ninja Chiver. My hat is off to you.

qweriii

mind blown

chivette

If I ever met a Chiver (preferably one who looks like that) and he just handed me a green KCCO shirt…he would have a good chance of taking me home that night. Just saying.

NEchivette

maybe a date or two first? =/

http://www.facebook.com/MrKleveno Mark Kleveno

Someone get this woman a shirt!

Chive Staff

No. She can buy one like everyone else.

guest

Well of course that's the "official" company policy…

;

say
no
more
sir!

Kristen

So, now that we know you're a whore, we're just haggling over the price.

TAW

That's because you're a whore who obviously has never seen a normal looking dude before.

Luke0027

i was wondering the same thing

Nishtai

I was going to ask exactly that same thing. Do you keep KCCO shirts in your trunk, hoping a Chivette will come to you and tell you she loves The Chive?

Good Thinking, my man!

Nishtai

Although, there's a really fine line between "the sweet guy who gave me a KCCO shirt" and "the creepy needy guy who had a brand-new KCCO in his car to give away to a girl". You must ride that line very smoothly

Patches

There's no fine line… if you have to resort to carrying around a tshirt to give to women to get attention, you're creepy as fuck.

Nishtai

I agree, but there's a "slight" chance that he had that shirt by sheer luck, Or he's an A-hole and gave away a Tshirt he bought for someone else

Cog

Works better than handing out candy, or roofy coladas. Giggity!

Justin

This Chivette gave a speed pass thing to another Chiver to get them to the front of the line of the Cars ride. This dude must have seen that, thought she was cute or something and thought to hook her up with a shirt if he saw her.

thats my guess.

disney

I dont have speed passes for carsland rides…. Wish I did, but i'm not cool enough. I was bored and wrote him a note, he gave me a shirt. all in all it was awesome.

the_mike

Awesome indeed.

So……

Disney

So……?

Tyler Durden

I call bullshit!

Sarcastic Steve

You mean we shouldn't believe everything we see on the internet?

Sherman

pretty much. planned bullshit is bullshit.

NEchivette

Chivers always complain that they never have/see chivettes around but Ive worn my KCCO shirt to big street dances and even to worlds of fun last weekend and found NO chivers! I have met one since I started chiving!😦

http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

that happens… I went on vacation to Atlanta, stayed there for a week and then drove a few days all the way back to Mexico doing some stops along the way and FOUND NO CHIVERS… do not like xD

http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

moar btw =P

the_mike

Wore my black KCCO to the Sporting KC game Tuesday, only had one "Nice shirt". Its a crap shoot sometimes.

Roeshamboe

Was in Reno for the TOOL concert, had 10 chive ons and BFM's just walking to the back of the line.
Then I was at a Crossfit event in Northern California and had 3 Chive ons there. So not sure, maybe not as many Chivers in those areas.

Slam

Was at a phillies game. And a guy in the green KCCO shirt wearing a mullet wig made the megaton.. Was awesome. Wish I found him to shake his hand.

skinger

Hey, I'm from KC. If I see a Chivette in a KCCO or a BFM shirt, I am all over that. Nothing speaks volumes of someone's values or personality like knowing they're connected to The Chive.

NEchivette

Agree!

AFan

BTW NEchivette, you're hot. Submit more and quickly!

AllanA

It took me a moment to realize that NEchivette was wearing a KKCO shirt…submit a burned your bra pic!

were there a lot of shirtless dudes with tshirts in their pockets and turned inside out, or throwing their shirt in a dumpster or possible running in the other direction like in ghostbusters?

just a thought

thought #2 are you from maine

thought #3 maybe they don't want a girl that wears a shirt from a male dominated website, and is merely looking for attention

insert troll face

Ron

son of a bitch that what i get for half ass using MLA format

NEchivette

ya know now that you mention it…….

http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

Ne just make sure that u "dont ever tell me how to live my life"- kenny powers hot rod

Minnemom

I was at the Minnesota Rivers Edge Music festival last weekend and I saw probably a dozen or so Chive and BFM shirts. but I didn't say anything because I'm a mom in my upper 40's and thought it would embarrass a 20-something if I commented on his shirt. I might have ruined his swag…

Trav1121

Shout it out! Don't be shy! Show how cool you are!🙂

Miro

I was there too and noticed a bunch of them! Wish I had mine already so i could sport it around town…

yaddayadda

Well, anyone who truly had 'swag' wouldn't give a fuck. lol.

Trav1121

I haven't met a lot either. I have worn my Chive shirts around and gotten a couple 'Chive On's. Even sold some dude my extra DAR shirt. Better than eBaying it, like a douche. Almost makes me wanna by a couple extra shirts (if I can) next time they go up and surprise the fuck outta some 9-5 Chivers that never get a chance to experience the ridiculous, enraging onslaught that is Shopify. So keep verbal, Chivers, and you might get a rare gift!

Bear

Come to California

joanpone

Will someone please FIND THAT SEXY MAN.

Lexi

Who is that yummy man??

NoS*t

Not rocket science people. The guy knows that wearing a BFM shirt will get him noticed by potential chivettes. Give said chivette a shirt, unzip pants. The formula works, as evident by "chivette"'s comment.

the_mike

#38 Moar Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poke4Life

That is Jenna, from yesterday!

the_mike

oooooooooh yeah.

IfYouWould

Link please!

Poke4Life

Stick your finger up your ass.

JSJ

Definitely not 'Jenna'. She's my wifey and a new Chivette so i'm sure you'll see MOAR!🙂

KCCO.

Kristen

Your wife is a whore.

Tillman61

#29 That looks awesome. #30 Are there more to this series?

I need a beer

thom

I was hoping #30 was a gif.

1 hour ago

I see what you did there.

Montana

#30. This is one of the sexiest pictures ever, and it shows almost nothing.

abc

theres a shitload more of her. i have 396mb of pics for eeehhh entertainment purposes..

not sure how to share something like that, let me know and i will!

you can also search for april on girls-mag.de

also some of her galleries are called skatergirl, outback, butterfly, and ontheroad
😉

There def needs to be a bad ass Army of Darkness Bruce Campbell shirt!

WalkaboutBandit

No way. He lives in Jacksonville, Oregon. He hates it when you say," This is my BOOM stick" (I was very drunk leaving Bella Union)or try and act normal to him. He wants you to act like a star struck peon.

OneEyedBandit

Maybe it's because you were "very drunk" and acting like an ass?

TheIrishFascist

Yeah I disagree I have met him in his hometown and he was very humble person….great guy….would instabuy a "Chin" shirt.

REVOLVER_KAZ

Use the face from the cover of his book, it's perfect for BFM-esque shirt.

http://www.facebook.com/groups/449213905097537/ Saskguy26

Which book? He's got "If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor" and "Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way". Both have great face shots.

http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

Fuk that get a samuel l shirt up. U sendin the wolf facial expression

Get nutted

omgh4x

I thought the same exact thing when I saw #27

BFC!!!

He has always seemed to me like the kind of guy who keeps calm and chives on..

Larry

#5 you are a dick. #28. Hello pretty ladies…

Heh

#5 If only it were a gif, showing a group of guys giving that "smart" car the Mentos ad treatment.

foul83

#28 Nice Toe.

Paul

Made me look ..

the_mike

#30 You, um, took the picture just a little too soon!

CosmoKramerTheAssMan

i stared for 10 fucking minutes, waiting for the GIF to start…damn it.

FireChiver

I wanna know what happened after, she looks like she already has the bottoms off w sexy look in her eyes

No. These kids are thin, active and outside. The future Chivers are the ones across the street – the fat dorky kids playing video games.

Fat dorky kid

So according to your statement, I'm already a future chiver!

Anon

that one dude has a big fucking hammer.

mikey

Have a great weekend everyone! Sun's out, buns out.
I really like girl's bums.

AllanA

3rd kid to the right "I do what I want"

http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

#37 Agreed, Cheers

Wood Dog

#26 = Marcia Brady?!?!?!?

Wood Dummy

Shit #25

http://twitter.com/Howling_Eagle @Howling_Eagle

#32 back to the future balling status

HatBomb

What's the point in a time machine if you can't bring your entourage?

Tomx569

When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

the_mike

#16 Awwwww a Koala Train!

truth

Fun fact. Koalas are carriers of chlamydia. Clap train.

Dirty_Dingus

Australian Bobsled team?

Alan

Koality time.

Chiefhenry27

#11 Hey, how you doing?

conreeze

Jessica Jane Clement… hawwwwtty

Rahm Emanuel

She ruined her body with horrible tattoos…that is one fad that people will be paying for, for the rest of their lives!!!

http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

You know how I can tell you are gay?……

Kristen

Because he has a girls' name…oh, wait.

sean

fad? iirc, fads dont last very long… o.O

Tomx569

Tattooing has been practiced for centuries worldwide, I'd hardly call that a fad. Dumbass.

I-Need-$$

WTF John!!!! I know your hung over but DAMN!!!!!!

RealZoo

#31….John is asking, "Where da Sistas at"?

I-Need-$$

John got jungle fever!!!!!!!!

st33

It begins.
#37
#38

https://www.facebook.com/georgeriveraiscool12 George Rivera

#5 douchebag parking

MonkeyMadness

Me and a friend could easily move that bitch up on the grass. We used to do that in high school with the small cars.😛

JinGJ

It's just part of the arrogance that goes with buying a glorified golf cart that get's mediocre fuel economy for it's size and can't haul more than one other person and a gallon of milk at the same time.

Just the nature of the notsosmart car and the idiots that buy them.

halkyrie

#19 awww!
#21 … I would also be very confused

hello please

Some pictures on this site just bring a lump to the throat. 19 is one of them. #37 is another.

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