“Mr. Johnson, please don’t take this the wrong way, but perhaps you should look into one of the local charter schools for David. We love having him at St. Sevens but he has so much… potential. Perhaps Today Academy has an opening.”

This is kinda timely for me, actually. My 6-year-old boy, getting into bed tonight, asked his mother "why do willies get stiff?" His mother, my DARLING WIFE, deferred to me! So I went the mechanical route, explaining about bloodflow...I didn't get into the rest of it!