Women, more specifically, well proportioned women, should be the only ones allowed to wear thongs/g-strings. And I think we can all agree this isn't something you leave up to the states to decide. Something as important as hot chicks in thongs must be mandated at the federal level.

Judging from the police sketch, the public should be on the look-out for a very young Jimmy Stewart, possibly accompanied by a large invisible rabbit, who is believed to be wearing nothing but a bow-tie and a waistcoat, both invisible.

"It's a crime to expose yourself to folks," Pazen said. "We need to make sure that he doesn't take that next step."

i enjoy exposing myself to folks, but saying that it leads to a next step is like calling marijuana a gateway drug.

/ actually it sometimes does lead to a next step, but in a totally mutual kind of way.// there was this guy in asheville who would run out of an alley in granny panties and a big bra. chubby hairy middle aged guy. he'd run all around downtown and people would clap. here's to you, mr. boring lingerie man./// RIP leslie.

That string between the cheeksis a deal breaker. I'd rather go commando and I'm an old guy. I risk things getting stuck in zippers and I run the risk of dangerous bilateral dangle damage.

Well as you get older of course. I don't wear em anymore. I've gotten old enough that my giant sack has started is long slow trek south. I need the steel like support of boxes briefs to keep my plums where they belong.

That string between the cheeksis a deal breaker. I'd rather go commando and I'm an old guy. I risk things getting stuck in zippers and I run the risk of dangerous bilateral dangle damage.

Well as you get older of course. I don't wear em anymore. I've gotten old enough that my giant sack has started is long slow trek south. I need the steel like support of boxes briefs to keep my plums where they belong.