NEW 3 STOOGES SHOCKER

New Three Stooges comin'!- And wait 'til you see what top stars will be playing Moe, Larry and Curly!

MGM and the Dumb and DumberFarrelly Bros. are poking themselves in the eyes with the top A-listers they have lined up to for the Komedy Kings of Kalamity.

Ready?

Sean Penn is set to play Larry. Jim Carrey is negotiating to play Curly. And Benicio Del Toro is talking Moe.

The film is not a biopic ala the Mel Gibson produced made for TV flick a few years back but what co-director Peter Farrelly refers to as "Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest" and will update the Stooges' slapstick for the new millennium.

Rumor has it the Stooges film open with them in the orphanage as tots ala Benjamin Button with some nifty CGI morph-tricks.