Baxter of California – Xmas stocking filler

Far be it from me to question your overall levels of cleanliness, but it always surprises me to see proper alpha male types splashing out hundreds on their clothing, but splashing nothing more than soap and water on their face. Each to their own and all that, but I’m a bit of a tart, and as such I’ll be asking Father Christmas for some of this tackle on the 25th.

Everyone tells me I look at least 2 years younger than I am, and I put it down to this sort of thing. You can keep your sink full of lukewarm water and your 2 for a pound Imperial Leather. Get on this stuff.