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This is the primarily humorous and occasionally rambling writings of Leon Tchaikovsky, humor writer. Enjoy.

Monday, January 15, 2018

These Tweets Trump Trump's

If you believe that Trump is the least racist person, that means you and everyone else are more racist than he is.
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I am sure the White House is trying to figure out how to blame the false Hawaii missile launch warning on their claiming Obama does not have a Hawaiian birth certificate.
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Jan 12
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Who expects a physician to state that a diet of fast food and diet Coke makes one the healthiest individual ever?
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Is there such a plea as not guilty by reason of being a stable genius?
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Jan 4
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My new screenplay "The Literal Fall of One King or Another" debuted on http://amazon.com as the current 134th top best selling screenplay. So ignore 133 better selling screenplays and please read mine.
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Jan 3
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I am not in the top 1% economically. I am in the bottom 1% where no cell phone service reaches.
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Jan 3
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The good thing about having cancer is I can literally die on stage.
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Jan 1
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How can my first article I access on New Years Day mean I have already reached my monthly article limit?
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Jan 1
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I can not get used to this new year. I am still writing "2014" on my checks.
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12 Dec 2017
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Through healthy diet, I thought I lost 50 pounds over the last year. Then again, it may have been the cancer.
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12 Dec 2017
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Spent the day in the emergency room, or as I call it in December, the room to go to catch the flu.
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2 Dec 2017
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Oh, so if I knew Flynn lied to the FBI, then I asked the FBI not to investigate Flynn, is that wrong?
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29 Nov 2017
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It is interesting that the section of the movie industry with the least proportion of reported improper sexual advances is the porn industry.
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26 Nov 2017
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In college, I was sexually assaulted against my will by a woman who snuck into my room as I slept. She today is a Psychology Professor. It can happen to men as well. #MeToo
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22 Nov 2017
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"When I pardon the turkeys, can I slip in a pardon for anyone under investigation by Mueller?"
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22 Nov 2017
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If you listen to what Trump said, he was joking about reversing the pardon Obama gave to previous turkeys. Is anything Presidential to Trump?
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22 Nov 2017
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Those who criticized the studies I reported that the percent of women assaulted may be closer to 50% rather than previously believed to be 15% to 20%: new data shows 50% may be TOO LOW.
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18 Nov 2017
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I am so sad learning that Margaret O'Brien has passed. I met her several times and she always wonderful. The world shall miss her.
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16 Nov 2017
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The Defense Department accidentally retweeted that Trump should be impeached. Yes, it was an accident. That is their story and they are sticking to it (wink wink).
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16 Nov 2017
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Al Franken, what you see flying away from you are any hopes of your becoming President
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14 Nov 2017
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I love this. A racist I know had has DNA tested. Now he is depressed learning he is Jewish.
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13 Nov 2017
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Criminal tip for the day: Do not count your bags of heroin in public where the police can see what you are doing.
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13 Nov 2017
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The average age of Cabinet members is 62, Senators 62, and members of Congress 58. These are near historic high ages. Time for a youth revolution?
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13 Nov 2017
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Republicans in Congress will not renew health insurance for children but they will defend someone of having underage sex.
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11 Nov 2017
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I saw a sign reading that you burn off five times the calories walking the steps then taking the escalator. That has led me to a new exercise program. I take the escalator five times a day.
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10 Nov 2017
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"Who cares about five Russian prostitutes? It is not like I was hitting on a 14 year old."
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10 Nov 2017
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If it wasn't for voter suppression and not allowing felons to vote, many Southern states might trend Democratic. No wonder so many Southern Republicans love the Confederacy; they are a continuation of it.
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10 Nov 2017
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Trump won with a base of sexist voters for did not mind he grabbed women. Of course Roy Moore is not going to abandon his base of sexists and withdraw.
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9 Nov 2017
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If you are deleted from a movie, may you still put it on your IMDB?
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8 Nov 2017
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Speaker Paul Ryan has set a record for the most closed rules debates. This is the least open Congress, despite his pledge to open it.
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7 Nov 2017
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The FBI can't unlock a phone? Have they tried giving it to a five year old?
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5 Nov 2017
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Did Donna Brazile seriously think she could undo the nominations of the Democratic National Committee? Is there anyone sane left in American politics?
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3 Nov 2017
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Good news, Anthony Weiner, it turns out you were not the sleaziest member of Congress after all.
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2 Nov 2017
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Sure, we gain an hour, but with this Administration, we lose a few decades.
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2 Nov 2017
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An employee inadvertently deactivated Trump's Twitter account. The White House is launching an investigation to see how this can be done again.
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1 Nov 2017
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I note the defense that the Russians had a right to interfere with US elections because we interfere in theirs. 1. That wouldn't make it right. 2. If did we interfere in Russian elections, we did a lousy job at interfering.
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1 Nov 2017
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Remember, the World Series will be decided, not on who plays the better game, but on a fan who forgets to wear a lucky shirt.
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31 Oct 2017
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By the way, Virgin Islands is also part of the USA. 80% of their residents have been without power since the last hurricane.
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31 Oct 2017
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If General Kelly thinks the inability to compromise led to the Civil War, he must suspect another civil war is hotly brewing.
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31 Oct 2017
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Does the White House now place the rights of Virginia over the rights of the United States?
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30 Oct 2017
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If you think Mamafort's indictment means he is innocent, then you should believe that Trump's non-indictment means he is guilty.
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Congratulations to Gabe Kapler on being named the new Phillies manager. He was great on "Welcome Back, Kotter."
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29 Oct 2017
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Bruce Maxwell, only major league baseball player to knee during the National Anthem, has been arrested on gun charges. The right wing now doesn't know whether to hate or like him
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29 Oct 2017
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My new screenplay "Change Yourself, Change the World" is now available on http://amazon.com . It may change you and the world.
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24 Oct 2017
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Today's tip for criminals: If you are planning to rob a store and steal a getaway car, do not steal an ambulance. They do not blend in as well as do other vehicle types.
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21 Oct 2017
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Your brain knows when you are dead? How does that work when my brain does not know I am alive?
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18 Oct 2017
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I don't know the background of the foreign headline about a secret drug life of a comedy star. In America, that is a given. @LadyGrew
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17 Oct 2017
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Why does no one calculate and report how many civilians are killed in these military actions?
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17 Oct 2017
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I wonder if the reason Trump has not addressed American casualties in Niger is his staff is worried about his mispronouncing another country's name.
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Sorry, Donald, but we do not understand your greatness. When does it begin?
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16 Oct 2017
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Trump has paid one million dollars in legal fees and he hasn't even been charged with anything.
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It is amazing that Einstein proved things mathematically there were not even discovered until decades after his death.
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16 Oct 2017
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For some, talking about process helps the person process it and can partially heal. For others, it causes painful flashbacks are more trauma. Others have different reactions.. Each person has to decide what is best.
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13 Oct 2017
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"Children's health care could never expire without a major outrage." CHILDREN'S HEALTH CARE HAS EXPIRED. Contact your member of Congress as well as the Virgin Islands President.
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I guess when Trump stated he spoke to the President of Virgin Islands he was admitting he speaks to himself.
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12 Oct 2017
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Rep. Scott Perry states people are not dying due to lack of aide in Puerto Rico. Wow: an elected official refusing to admit reality as going for fake news.
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12 Oct 2017
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"If Donald wants to launch a nuclear attack, you hold him down while we call the Cabinet and invoke the 25th Amendment." A fiction story I am working on not based on anyone.
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11 Oct 2017
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Trump stated "It is frankly disgusting the way the press is able to write whatever they want to write"...including the truth.
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11 Oct 2017
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If anyone ever again mistakes me for Russell Crowe, I will not only deny it but let them know I feel insulted.
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The good news, sir, is scientists named a star after you. The bad news is: its a death star.
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A problem with many of those who forwarded fake news is they insist the fake news is still real and the news that is it fake is what they believe to be as fake.
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11 Oct 2017
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Satire is not seeking to destroy things; it is pointing out incongruities in hopes that what is out of order will be mended.
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11 Oct 2017
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Finally, Donald, you don't want the government taking away the freedom of the press. It will not look good in the history books.
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Also, Donald, NBC does not own licenses. Station affiliates own licenses. But do not let facts get in your way. You never let them get in your way before.
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11 Oct 2017
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After Trump stated he wanted a tenfold increase in nuclear weapons, I would have been more concerned if Tillerson had not then called Trump an idiot.
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Some believe half of all women have been assaulted, and a large portion of males have been assaulted as well. We would know better how many there have been if they felt they could speak out. We need to create the environment where people can speak out.
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10 Oct 2017
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DefCon today confirmed what I have been screaming about for over a decade: Voting machines can be easily hacked!
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10 Oct 2017
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"Why, Harvey, how bad were you that even Trump disassociated himself from you?"
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10 Oct 2017
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"If you think I am a moron, then why does he think I am smart enough to start World War III?"
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10 Oct 2017
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Trump offered to take IQ tests with Tillerman adding "I know who is going to win." Wow, that is the first time I think Trump admitted someone is smarter than he. Oh, wait...
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"I'm a First Lady, too." "No, you're not." "If she gets to be a First Lady, do I get to be one, too?"
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9 Oct 2017
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Associates say Stephen Paddock wanted to make people happy? He wasn't very good at it.
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9 Oct 2017
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The Nobel Prize in Economics was awarded to someone who proved consumers are not rational. I have been saying that for decades. Look at who they elect to office.
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8 Oct 2017
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Maybe Mike Pence left the football game because he wasn't with his wife and he realized they were serving alcohol.
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"Look at that, you use Dove, you can change Black people into white people." How many layers of corporate approval did that ad go through?
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7 Oct 2017
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Today I received an alumni fundraising letter from a college I never attended. May I add the school to my resume?
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6 Oct 2017
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The White House announced Trump is going to Hamburg, then realized they meant Harrisburg. It would have been funny it they sent him to the wrong city. Not, of course, that anyone on the White House staff would do that on purpose...
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4 Oct 2017
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Anyone notice that Rex Tillerson did not actually deny that he called The Moron a moron?
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4 Oct 2017
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How can I have more followers in Instagram, where I have never posted anything, than on Twitter after 8,097 tweets?
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4 Oct 2017
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After realizing he has been a leading pro-life advocate who advised his pregnant girlfriend to get an abortion, Rep. Tim Murphy has decided it best not to face the voters.
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After discussing matters with the wife he chased on, Rep. Tim Murphy has decided not to run for reelection and spend more time with his family.
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4 Oct 2017
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Right-wing conspiracy theorists who say the government is behind the mass shooting: This mean you are breaking with Trump?
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3 Oct 2017
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What? Once again I presume it has to be fake news that the US voted against condemning the death penalty for homosexuality, and it is real news? The US supports allowing this? What does Putin has on Trump?
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3 Oct 2017
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Remember, abortions are fine as long as you are a member of Congress who opposed abortions.
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3 Oct 2017
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Puerto Rico to Trump: Sorry we put your budget out of whack. It is not like we did it on purpose.
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2 Oct 2017
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Are there any calls to stop the immigration of white men to America?
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30 Sep 2017
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Telling people in Puerto Rico not to believe fake news is like telling a drowning person to just lie back and watch a TV reality show.
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29 Sep 2017
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The White House states there were logistical problems in flying President Trump to Puerto Rico. Trump should have asked Tom Price for a flight.
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29 Sep 2017
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The State Department today denied that it is removing encouraging democracy as one of its goals, and it hopes someday the USA will become a democracy.
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29 Sep 2017
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Roy Moore failed to disclose tens of thousands of dollars on his ethics statement. Anyone remember when this would end your candidacy and not be business as normal?
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27 Sep 2017
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Jared Kushner is registered as a female? Once again, when I think it is fake news, it turns out to be real. I believe he may choose which White House bathroom he prefers.
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27 Sep 2017
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Tinder has 800 pages of data on you? I don't even know what Tinder is and have never been on it, so it probably only has 700 pages on me.
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27 Sep 2017
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In case you think overdoses are not in your community: NO county in the US has registered a decrease in overdose deaths.
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26 Sep 2017
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It is interesting that the people most denying that the Russian Facebook ads have any influence are the people who were influenced by them.
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26 Sep 2017
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Every time I get my Lenny sent to me, I momentarily think it is meant just for me. #Lenny
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26 Sep 2017
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Memo to athletes: If is OK to scratch your crotch during the National Anthem so long as you are standing.
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25 Sep 2017
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Am I the only person in American who answered "do you think Kylie Jenner is pregnant? with the response "who is Kylie Jenner?"
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25 Sep 2017
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Jared Kushner gave a similar excuse as Hillary for using private emails for official business, but it is OK Jared did it because he's GOP.
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25 Sep 2017
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If you think traitors are people who won't stand for the flag but not people who collude with Russian leaders, you have been bamboozled.
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23 Sep 2017
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If you think kneeling should be a cause for termination, you should be fired for not understanding Constitutional rights.
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23 Sep 2017
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When did going to the White House become a disincentive to win a national sports championship?
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22 Sep 2017
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When will Republican Senators realize that repealing Obamacare is DOA and they attempts to revive the repeal are DNR.
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22 Sep 2017
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So much for prophets who predicted "the world will end in 1694, I mean 1964, I mean 2017" unless, of course, the world does end this year.
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18 Sep 2017
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Trump knows he does not need to decide major policies. He will leave those decisions to President Pence.
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18 Sep 2017
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I am not worried about losing it. I never had it to begin with.
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17 Sep 2017
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All in all its just another Trump brick in the Mexican wall.
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16 Sep 2017
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Anonymous donations can be made to Trump staff legal defenses. So in theory the Russians could interfere with claims they interfered.
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16 Sep 2017
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Trump poses with 11 year old who offered to cut his grass, because nothing is better than a photo op supporting the return of child labor.
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13 Sep 2017
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Why does our international health assistance help those with some diseases but ignores most of the major diseases?
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12 Sep 2017
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Photos of Trump have not been put in any Federal buildings yet. The GAO wants to wait and be sure Trump still is President.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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11 Sep 2017
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Bannon's comment that there will be an attempt to nullify the 2016 election may be first sign that he knows the election was actually stolen
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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11 Sep 2017
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Virginia is not using paperless electronic voting machines. Wise choice. You need to be able to check the votes for candidates.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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11 Sep 2017
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We now live in a world where German officials are suspicious because the Russians haven't hacked their elections, as least yet.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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@SexiestLyingWit
10 Sep 2017
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Uup to 3 million Rohingya are largest group with no legal recognition. Government won't record many their existences. They exist.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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9 Sep 2017
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If you threaten someone with a gun for having a gun control bumper sticker, you are proving the sticker's point.
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@SexiestLyingWit
8 Sep 2017
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If the hurricane is a liberal conspiracy, and Rush Limbaugh is evacuating from it, then Rush Limbaugh is part of the liberal conspiracy.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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8 Sep 2017
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At least no one has accused me of being a fake Russian troll in support of Donald Trump.
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8 Sep 2017
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Sad that so many believe that crimes are committed only by Muslims and children who grew up in America and thus they should be deported.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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8 Sep 2017
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Yeah! I won a free trip to Disney World, good only for this Sunday.
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8 Sep 2017
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Making Rick Santorum House Speaker makes as much sense as...on second thought, it still would not be the weirdest thing to happen this year.
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@SexiestLyingWit
5 Sep 2017
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I love being sarcastic on social media and watch people responding who do not grasp it is sarcasm.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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5 Sep 2017
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Trump looks forward to working for all Americans, not counting the people he deports.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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5 Sep 2017
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You undercount the Hispanic population and deport as many as you can so you can redistrict plus stop potential voters against you. Got it.
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@SexiestLyingWit
5 Sep 2017
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Putin says Trump is not his bride and he is not the groom. Oh, so in this relationship, Putin is the woman and Trump is the man?
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5 Sep 2017
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I just realized that, had Freddie Mercury not died, he would be dead by now.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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5 Sep 2017
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2020 Census will have to do conducted with fewer resources and less Spanish outreach Because who wants that for Congressional redistricting?
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@SexiestLyingWit
4 Sep 2017
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Donald Trump is history's greatest example of not being able to take a joke. He ran for President to get back at Obama's jabs at a dinner.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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4 Sep 2017
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When Trump stated his taxes would become public once he was President, he meant once Bob Mueller releases them.
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@SexiestLyingWit
3 Sep 2017
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The problem is not that Trump's hand size is less than average but that Trump insists on being delusional claiming that his hands are large.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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2 Sep 2017
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When will the press realize that Trump's appointee as "Drug Czar" was a mob attorney who did not prosecute the mob as US Attorney?
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@SexiestLyingWit
1 Sep 2017
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It took police 20 minutes to rescue someone trapped in a donut shop; one minute for the rescue and 19 minutes to first eat some donuts.
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@SexiestLyingWit
31 Aug 2017
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Richard Anderson was a terrific person. I am so sorry he has left us. He was a great talent and wonderful person.
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@SexiestLyingWit
31 Aug 2017
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Any one else notice that no else in North Korea looks as well fed as Kim Jong Un?
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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@SexiestLyingWit
31 Aug 2017
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May we work to end the terrors the Rohingya face in Burma.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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31 Aug 2017
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Please do not judge all us while males for only a minority of us are actually Republicans.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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31 Aug 2017
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Ted Cruz has been making false statements for years. So some people just figured that out with his Hurricane Sandy falsehoods.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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30 Aug 2017
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I hate when people call police on me for looking like a creepy clown. This is how I look naturally.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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30 Aug 2017
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I agree that Trump's best quality is his humility. It is all downhill from there.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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29 Aug 2017
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Only a few thousand people in Great Britain watch Fox News, thus demonstrating greater wisdom than that found amongst many Americans.
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29 Aug 2017
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I am sure Trump is trying to figure out why, if Mexico will pay for assistance to US flood victims, they won't pay for a wall.
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@SexiestLyingWit
27 Aug 2017
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That moment when you are a State Department analyst trying to figure out what is wrong and call over to the White House and...bingo!
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27 Aug 2017
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My new screenplay "Joan of Dark", a dark madcap comedy, is now available on http://amazon.com . It has a talking cat, honest.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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27 Aug 2017
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My "Life or Death of Immortality" rebounded and shot up to #265 on the Screenplay list. It regained life, or immortality, or maybe death.
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@SexiestLyingWit
25 Aug 2017
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The Jefferson Davis Highway should be renamed the Miles Davis Highway. That way they won't have to change as many signs.
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25 Aug 2017
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Someday, there were be peace across the planet, and the Tigers will get along with the Yankees.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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@SexiestLyingWit
24 Aug 2017
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Glad to have met Jay Thomas and sad to see he is no longer amongst us spreading cheer and cheers. Jay will be missed.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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24 Aug 2017
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Firefighters saved pigs from a fire, and then later ate the pigs. That is the definition of saving your bacon.
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@SexiestLyingWit
24 Aug 2017
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The Secret Service is running out of money to protect the Trumps. They should use transgenders that Trump wants out of the military.
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@SexiestLyingWit
23 Aug 2017
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Daniel Kalbach, a great friend, artist, and I was looking forward to his comedy club. He left us with too many dreams that should have been.
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23 Aug 2017
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Broadcaster Robert Lee has no connection to the Confederacy. I am just glad there were no Confederate Generals named Leon Tchaikovsky.
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@SexiestLyingWit
23 Aug 2017
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So much for a civilian-led military. Generals now control the White House.
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@SexiestLyingWit
22 Aug 2017
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Please tell me Trump did not escalate the Afghan war because he wants to see more Afghan women in mini-skirts.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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@SexiestLyingWit
22 Aug 2017
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If you criticized Obama for not removing all the troops in Afghanistan, please do not praise Trump for adding more troops.
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21 Aug 2017
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Trump looked at the eclipse without protective glasses. That is what happens when you do not believe the legitimate news.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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@SexiestLyingWit
21 Aug 2017
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And the eclipse brought everyone on Earth to live in peace and harmony...Not.
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21 Aug 2017
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I am so fat, I have been disinvited from the eclipse party because I keep blocking the sun by myself.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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21 Aug 2017
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The Secret Service are great. Yet as they reach their budget limit, I hope they can get assistance. Maybe Trump will ask the KGB to help.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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@SexiestLyingWit
20 Aug 2017
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I hope all you going to see the eclipse get to see nothing.
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@SexiestLyingWit
20 Aug 2017
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I was among the fortunate to see Dick Gregory showing the JFK assassination film. He was a great social activist, commentator, and satirist.
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@SexiestLyingWit
18 Aug 2017
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I said he was losing touch with reality and needed to be in a home. I did not mean that home should be the White House.
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16 Aug 2017
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"Honest, Adolf, 75 years from now the German government will be criticizing the US government for coddling Nazis."
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@SexiestLyingWit
13 Aug 2017
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If Trump launches a nuclear weapon, how long will it take Fox News to blame Hillary?
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13 Aug 2017
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Of course someone will get beaten up in Germany giving the Nazi salute. Where did he think he was, in Virginia?
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@SexiestLyingWit
12 Aug 2017
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Trump threaten to invade Venezuela, but do not worry. Putin will tell him not to do that.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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12 Aug 2017
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Warning sign 4: She said I have nothing to worry about since the court granted her brother full custody of the children.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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12 Aug 2017
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Warning sign 3: She explained that she and her brother have not dated since they divorced each other.
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12 Aug 2017
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Warning sign 2: I asked if the guy she was having oral sex with in the photo would be jealous. She replied "no, he's my brother."
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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12 Aug 2017
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Warning sign 1 your Internet match is wrong: I asked her to send a head shot. She sent me a photo of her giving head.
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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@SexiestLyingWit
11 Aug 2017
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Anyone else find it ironic that fewer people are being deported under Trump than under Obama?
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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@SexiestLyingWit
11 Aug 2017
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Trump thanking Russia for expelling US diplomats is seemingly like he owes Putin for something. What could that be?
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Leon Tchaikovsky
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10 Aug 2017
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Trump wants to send North Korea things they never thought possible. He should send them a tape to the latest Sharknado movie.
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