Cannon College

You might have in some way skipped this news that College of Nebraska-Omaha gets a brand new arena, however it can no more be overlooked. The brand new arena will have a “Taco Cannon.”

We're proud to announce our partnership with @UNOmaha and @omavs! Search for our logo design and taco cannon in the new arena!

— Voodoo Taco (@TacoVoodoo)

This really is literally the very best day's my existence. Until we have seen the Taco Cannon for action, we are able to only dream of the options. And for the reason that fantastical realm, the Taco Cannon could be everything we've imagined because we fell deeply in love with tacos and cannons so a long time ago. By “we” I am talking about “me, ” here, obviously.

Most probably the tacos will have to be ended in certain form, lest the Taco Cannon just bombard everyone else with tortilla, meat, cheese and perhaps some pico p gallo. But here’s wishing the great folks at College of Nebraska-Omaha have uncovered some heretofore unknown qualities of taco ballistics that will permit these to fire fully created hard-spend tacos 100s — heck, 1000's — of ft in mid-air without hurting either the targets or even the tacos.