We’re so excited for Thor: The Dark World, you guys. Of course we’re still waiting on pins and needles for Iron Man 3, but we want Mjolnir back. We wants Sif and Asgardian armor and awesome gritty battles of berserker rage. But we’re slightly concerned for poor Jane. And we would appreciate if they would let us into Loki’s cell so we can give him a bath and a haircut. (Loki! We’re so pleased your sass has not dissipated in prison!)

Oh, Loki. We had no idea that your hair had such natural waves. Are you using a diffuser?