Woman: Is there a problem, Officer
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding
Woman: Oh, I see
Officer: Can I see your license please
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one
Officer: Don't have one
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please
Woman: I can't do that
Officer: Why not
Woman: I stole this car
Officer: Stole it
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner
Officer: You what
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and

calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!Woman: Is
there a problem sir?
Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the
owner
Woman: Murdered the owner
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please. The woman
opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers

The officer is quite stunned

Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it
to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the

license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told me
you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you
murdered
the owner
Woman: I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too

Women have a great cheats and tricks,(إن كيدهنّ عظيم) .
She has nothing from good moral,but this officer has taken the right
action and they should belive him...cos he sweared when he joined the service
After all it is funny situation
Thank you dear for the nice post[/gdwl]

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding
Woman: Oh, I see
Officer: Can I see your license please
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one
Officer: Don't have one
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please
Woman: I can't do that
Officer: Why not
Woman: I stole this car
Officer: Stole it
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner
Officer: You what
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to
see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and

calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the woman and
senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!Woman: Is
there a problem sir?
Officer 2: The officer told me that you stole this car and murdered the
owner
Woman: Murdered the owner
Officer 2: Yes, could you open the trunk of your car, please. The woman
opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers

The officer is quite stunned

Officer 2: The officer claims that you do not have a driver's license
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it
to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the

license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: I must admit, ma'am, that I'm confused; the officer told me
you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you
murdered
the owner
Woman: I suppose the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too