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X realised that it was a red/orange bird, with wings tipped with green and a golden tail like an explosion. It had stopped farting colours.

“If that thing was in a tomato box and had an Italian accent, and I had a sex change, a German accent and a stick, then this would be Hetalia.” X thought to herself.

“Wait, you’re a strange… um… Sawsbuck!?” It said, going from a panicked voice to a suspicious one. “Are you one of those Fakemon I’ve heard about?”

“Oh, hell no asswipe! I’m Princess Xerneas, daughter of King Cobalion and Queen Virizion, their only child, and niece to Sir Terrakion and Dame Keldeo. And you, tone-deaf rainbow shitter?” Xerneas angrily replied, trying her best royal voice.

“I heard of you, I was a starting High School during your Senior year at High School! I’m Sir Ho-Oh, son of ex-mortal enemies Sir Groudon and Dame Kyogre, twin brother and nemesis of Dame Lugia and god of colour.” The bird, Ho-oh said back.

“Umm, two things… How the f-uck, unless you’re adopted, do a killer whale and a f-ucking lizard give birth to birds, and two, you’re related to Dame Lugia? That b-itch stole one of my potential jobs! Now I’ve got a shitty job at Wal-mart and I have to wait until they reveal my types and some attacks before I’m useful in this story!” Xerneas replied.

“Yup, she’s a b-itch.” Ho-oh replied.

“Wanna team up on her? I’m going to Temporal Hill. Silver Seas is on the way.”

“Temporal Hill? The home of Dialga?”

“Yup, pretty much, I’m gonna get him to fast forward time to October, I want to know if I’m in Ubers or not, or If more people pick X version than Y or If I’m better competitively!” Xerneas declared.

“Is Nyan Raikou a meme! Of course I will, I need to know If I get something else to get rid of that f-ucking a-sshole Stealth Rock, Well, my Hidden Ability Regenerator was nice but required switching!” Ho-oh declared back.

“But first, we’ll need some tacos! Lots and lots and lots and lots! And maybe some Coke too. But not the drug, I mean the cola ” Xerneas explained.

“I’ve got some awesome possum tacos left from my trip to Mexico yesterday!” Ho-oh pulled out a bag from hammer space, took out a taco, put the bag back to nowhere, and then shoved it into his mouth.

At that moment, a huge double rainbow exploded out of Ho-oh’s a-ss or tail or whatever the f-ucking hell it is.

Y was facing his new companion, who’d literally he just bumped into. He recognised it from high school, and once he randomly told it about a bit of his plan it asked if they could hang.

(Y isn’t the sharpest tool in the drawer!)

Y then took to the skies, hell bent on finding Xerneas. His companion followed.

“Yvetal, Any chance that we can kill that as-shole and your nemesis on the way to talk to Jirati… I mean Giratina? Its lair at is only a few hundred miles away from the Distortion World portal.” Yvetal’s mysterious companion yearned.

“Ok, he’ll be like a secret boss! That n00b will die!” Yvetal replied.

“Why are we even going to talk to Giratina?”

“Actually, we’re gonna kill him. There have been rumours that I’ll be part fighting so I want that dick out of my way!” Yvetal explained.
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It swam through limbo. It was unaware if it was aquatic or if it lived on land or soared through skies.

It couldn’t remember its name, or why it was in this hell hole. He could only remember little. Xerneas and Yvetal. Xerneas was a beautiful girl and it and Yvetal were very good friends. But then something happened.

It couldn’t remember, but now he felt as if he wanted to kill both. He didn’t know why, he just wanted to. But it wanted to kill another.

“You want to destroy all three. Xerneas, Yvetal and Palkia. They betrayed you. Know they’ll pay.” A voice inside his head commanded.

“Yes master!” It replied.

Hey guys, some bittersweet news! I'm scrapping Pokemon school version for this. I'm sorry, I just like this better, and It suits my writing style better.

Anyway, before I get complained at, I'm gonna explain some things.

Legends are aware of our world, and Arceus gets news from this world. Legends gain power as things are revelad about them.

And of you didn't gather it, Xerneas used Toxic and Protect, two moves nearly all Pokemon can learn, so I'm just assuming.

I'm not gonna reveal what "It" is, so don't ask.

Edit: Sorry for all the censors, I've put a - between the first and second letter of each swears so they'll show up. Chances are of you see a - in a strange place it'll be to counter censoring, not part of the speach.

Last edited by MidnightFennekin; 11th February 2013 at 11:42 AM.
Reason: D-A-M-N CENSORING! 11/02/12 (11 feb 2013 in British) And an Update!!!

“I hope the next dickhead we walk into can actually sing and isn’t a stupid bastard.” Xerneas thought to herself.
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“You ready yet Yvetal?” The mysterious companion asked.

“Nope! I’ve still gotta get some catnip! When I sprinkle this over Xerneas, all the feline Pokemon within a mile will bite her in attempt to get it!” Yvetal announced.

“Don’t pull too hard! If you do you might fall back and the catnip will go all ove…”

“Xerneas will tell you when we’re there, dicks for hair!” Ho-oh said, annoyed.

“He’s right…” Xerneas admitted.

“That’s it Ho-mo! I’m sick of you! I challenge you to a battle!” Mespirit announced.

“Earthquake!!!” Ho-oh screamed. He launched himself at the ground, talons first. He then caused a seismic wave, which did a lot of… nothing to Mespirit.

“Levitate, b-itch! Psyshock!” Mespirit was surrounded by purple blobs, which he then launched at the grounded bird.

“Ow, you bastard! Time for Brave Bird!” Ho-oh was surrounded by red light, and flew out of sight. He then came back into sight, with a giant red Ho-oh avatar around him. As he approached
Mespirit, the avatar launched itself at Mespirit, with a now bulked up Ho-oh trailing behind it. Both birds, physical and avatar, struck Mespirit. The surrounding forest’s water coated oak trees rustled violently, droplets surrounding the battle scene.

“Calm Mind!” Mespirit shouted, and then he focused, and the area around him turned still. Then the whole world went into fast motion, then normal.”

“Punishment!” Ho-oh screamed, and a dark whip of energy slapped Mespirit, nearly destroying it. Ho-oh then flew up with a near fainted Mespirit in his talons, and then threw him in the air. Ho-oh’s maw glew blue, and then a massive blast of purple fire erupted from it, and then Mespirit was scorched.

Hey guys, hope you enjoy this chapter! So I'm gonna do this thing: whoever guesses the Pokemon the "Mystery Companion" is will get a preview of a rough draft of next chapter, and an automatic place on my own special VIPPM list. This list is only for certain people, like first Person who reviewed, first PMer and stuff, but only if you PM me to get on if you done something of the sort.