The following is 100% parody of the good-natured Weird Al variety. Much like a good Weird Al song, I couldn’t get it out of my head, so now I’m subjecting you to my foolishness as well.

I offer up my apologies to Catholicism in general. Microsoft, on the other hand, can fend for itself.

Hail Microsoft, full of office tools.
Our code is with thee.
Blessed art thou among DEVELOPERS,
and blessed is the fruit of thy IDE: executables.
Holy Microsoft, Mother of C#,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our broken build.
Compile.

Now share this post with 10 people and Bill Gates will donate 99% of his wealth to charity.