Re: 'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.

Re: 'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

OK, this guys advice is

CLEAN FINGERNAILS?????

Here is advice from a woman- what WOMEN REALLY WANT!!

For a woman, it is all about feeling loved, and men,you can FAKE THIS, but it is better when you really are sincere...

1. Be excited to see her when she comes home, if you are therefirst! Put down your newspaper for look up from the computeronce in a while

2. Notice something different about her. It could be as simple as" I like it when you put your hair up like that"

3. Obviously about this one, but do not insult her or put her down.

4. Call her on the phone just to say hi.

5.Be friendly to her, and breezy

6. Plan a date night, just you and her.

7. LAUGH at her jokes, no matter how lame.

8. Praise her sincerely on something she does that you like.(Just search for it and it will come to you)

9> PICK UP YOUR BEER CANS OR WINE GLASSES

10. Just be nice. She is always remembering the guy who "liked her"back in High School and wondering why you can't be like that.

11. Women do not care about technique, men, and your "sexy"ways donot impress them. They care about feeling needed and wanted.If you can make a woman feel like that after many years of marriage,you will be doing really well!

Here is what you should do for a woman-

Like her, need her, act happy to see her, ask her what she is thinking,be friendly and somewhat helpful around the house, and nice to bearound.

You would be amazed at the amount of men that become grumpy,surly, hard to get along with, demanding, edgy, brittle, opinionated,and just plain rude, and then want women to fall all over them!!!

Hope this helps!

P.S. If you did all of these things at once she would be CONVINCED youwere having an affair, so please take it slowly.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361193

This is perhaps more from woman's perspective and emotionally oriented while the OP's thing deals with sexuality in marriage. Everybody should make a combination that suits their relationship, it's just guidelines. The point is that you're doing something. No matter how much love in a relationship, things can turn into routine and you forget to stop and appreciate the good things. And nobody's gonna be perfect all the time, we all have good and bad days. I think it's also smart to leave each other some space (hobby, friends nights, etc.)

Re: 'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.

Re: 'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

Well isn't that just a riveting story and i almost wish i was sane. So to feel great about other peoples wonderful lives makes one feel even more insignificant to the point of probable decay of self-preservation. Yeah, i can almost see myself dropping into the gutters, or more likely i could just throw myself into the corner of oblivion and be never known again.

G, really splendid that i actually decided to read the heading and arrive here to type out some self-aggrandizing drivel even though i know it will go largely unnoticed by the masses at large who dwell within the hypernet, internet glp lurking dome of pine needles.

So it became trees, the many needles upon the floor in which i walk on, because my feet dwell at the lowest point on earth where certain trees might also lurk. Even trees do not want my presence beneath them. I might as well just quit the whole fucking life program.

Ruddy pine needles, needles and pine, and they don't even need my woes moaning on about some peoples better lives.

Re: 'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.

Re: 'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

OK, this guys advice is

CLEAN FINGERNAILS?????

Here is advice from a woman- what WOMEN REALLY WANT!!

For a woman, it is all about feeling loved, and men,you can FAKE THIS, but it is better when you really are sincere...

1. Be excited to see her when she comes home, if you are therefirst! Put down your newspaper for look up from the computeronce in a while

2. Notice something different about her. It could be as simple as" I like it when you put your hair up like that"

3. Obviously about this one, but do not insult her or put her down.

4. Call her on the phone just to say hi.

5.Be friendly to her, and breezy

6. Plan a date night, just you and her.

7. LAUGH at her jokes, no matter how lame.

8. Praise her sincerely on something she does that you like.(Just search for it and it will come to you)

9> PICK UP YOUR BEER CANS OR WINE GLASSES

10. Just be nice. She is always remembering the guy who "liked her"back in High School and wondering why you can't be like that.

11. Women do not care about technique, men, and your "sexy"ways donot impress them. They care about feeling needed and wanted.If you can make a woman feel like that after many years of marriage,you will be doing really well!

Here is what you should do for a woman-

Like her, need her, act happy to see her, ask her what she is thinking,be friendly and somewhat helpful around the house, and nice to bearound.

You would be amazed at the amount of men that become grumpy,surly, hard to get along with, demanding, edgy, brittle, opinionated,and just plain rude, and then want women to fall all over them!!!

Hope this helps!

P.S. If you did all of these things at once she would be CONVINCED youwere having an affair, so please take it slowly.

Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1361193

1. Ok so I looked up for the computer when she came home and said "oh good your home"2. I said "you don't look as sweaty today"3. I like the new dry look4. I called her said "Hi" and hung up (checked off the list)5. blew in her face and said does my breathe smell like pineapples?6. Planned date night..."hey babe me and u is going to cage fighting this weekend"7. She said her boss yelled at her...i didn't get the joke, but I laughed anyway8. I like when you work overtime honey your really good at and should do it more (check praise her off list)9. Put beer cans in a stack against the wall...looks like art to me...classes up the joint10. Tried to think of some high school thing to say..."hey babe you wanna start just seeing each other and no one else"11. yeah its not about a forumula or nothin guys just do these 10 steps and your in the clear

Re: 'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

1. Ok so I looked up for the computer when she came home and said "oh good your home"2. I said "you don't look as sweaty today"3. I like the new dry look4. I called her said "Hi" and hung up (checked off the list)5. blew in her face and said does my breathe smell like pineapples?6. Planned date night..."hey babe me and u is going to cage fighting this weekend"7. She said her boss yelled at her...i didn't get the joke, but I laughed anyway8. I like when you work overtime honey your really good at and should do it more (check praise her off list)9. Put beer cans in a stack against the wall...looks like art to me...classes up the joint10. Tried to think of some high school thing to say..."hey babe you wanna start just seeing each other and no one else"11. yeah its not about a forumula or nothin guys just do these 10 steps and your in the clear

Re: 'Have the hottest sex possible': Man who has made love to his wife 5,000 times reveals how to keep things interesting in bed

5,000 times in sixteen years? That's something amazing?

I've done it more than 5,000 times to my wife and we've been married for ten years.

And I've only got three g/fs now but I was doing them twice or three times a day when it was their turn (I have a schedule.

My favourite g/f gets it once or twice a day when she's available, which is 25 days out of every 28 days.

So I do it twice or three times a day to two or three different women just about every day ... I've been like this for over a decade and each g/f knows about the others and once in a while we'll do a threesome - but not often these days.

I practice tantric sex. I can feel 'her' orgasms and read her mind so I know what to do for her to make her satisfied. I can also take control of a woman's mind either by a process i don't really understand, but is something like telepathy, and another way isI hypnotise them.

Quoting: mael

Bucky Larsen is that you?

High is the way, but all eyes are upon the ground.You were the light and the way they'll only read about.I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out.Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough;You're going home.

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,Shake your fists at the gates saying:"I've come home now!Fetch me the spirit, the son, and the father.Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.It's time now!My time now!Give me my, give me my wings!"