September 9, 2009

Mad Libs Of The Insane

Beth and I often have strange conversations due, in large part, to the fact that we've been together so long. Combined with the fact that we're both a little off, of course. Taken out of context, those conversations make us sound like lunatics.

I've taken a small sample from a conversation we had on Monday. Fill in the blanks with the most accurate or creative combination of answers and you'll be in the running for a $10 Amazon or iTunes gift certificate (I'm totally avoiding mix CDs this time around since I never seem able to follow through).

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [NOUN] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [NOUN] but there's an explanation for that too."

Go ahead. Guess. You know you wanna.

Posted by Chris at September 9, 2009 7:02 AM

Comments

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [NETWORK CABLE] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [KITCHEN DRAWER] but there's an explanation for that too."

Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [BOTTLE OF WINE] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [FRIDGE] but there's an explanation for that too.

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [cake] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [toilet] but there's an explanation for that too."

Wow, everyone's being so clean! I must be hanging out with the wrong crowd... It sounds like one heck of a story to me though....

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant {vibrator} in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the {nightstand} but there's an explanation for that too."

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant booger in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the dishwasher but there's an explanation for that too."

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant {keg of beer} in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the {sink} but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: diane at September 9, 2009 9:23 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [rubber spider] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [microwave] but there's an explanation for that too."

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant squid named Fred in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the poop-ring toilet but there's an explanation for that too."

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant BOX OF CONDOMS in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the TOILET BOWL but there's an explanation for that too."

Posted by: Sherri at September 9, 2009 11:25 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [butternut squash] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [umbrella stand] but there's an explanation for that too."

Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant duck in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah there's a guitar pedal in the door but there's an explanation for that too.

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [pair of granny panties] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [fish tank] but there's an explanation for that too."

Oh, by the way, I realize there's a giant bottle of Jergen's Hand Lotion in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the kitchen sink, but there's an explanation for that, too.

I have no idea where this comes from...just the first thing that came to mind.

1. blow-up doll
2. blow-up doll

Posted by: Teresa at September 10, 2009 1:51 AM

"Oh, by the way, I realize that there's a giant [dildo] in the basement bathroom cabinet but there's an honest reason it's there. Oh, and, yeah, there's a guitar pedal in the [fridge] but there's an explanation for that too."

The name is Cactus, Chris Cactus. I'm married to Beth Fish and for some strange reason the universe has entrusted me with two kids - The Mia Bean and Owen (who has yet to get a cool nickname that's stuck). I've made hats, painted houses, designed websites, and built networks for a living but now I'm your average IT security geek. I like my coffee black, my politics liberal, my music loud and my books, well, I just like books.