_________________I would eat Dr. Cow pocket cheese in a second. I would eat it if you hid it under your hat, or in your backpack, but not if it was in your shoe. That's where I draw the line. -allularpunk

MBM & I did an epic nail polish/make up/food swap & she sent me the awesome star nail polish! Here it is over Barry M Turquoise and a pale purple that I can't be bothered to find out the name/brand of. I love it!

These are the other polishes she sent me.

I can't even deal with the awesomeness of Luxe & Lush so I'll be using that next. I also massively love the Orly (Rock Solid) on the right with it's micro multi coloured glitter and I've wanted a colour like Rock Solid (the CG on the left of the top pic) forever. I'm also super into the brights and neons but the weather'll have to get a bit better before I break them out! I'm hoping that the yellow China Glaze (Sun-kissed) makes it look like I've coloured my nails in with a highlighter. The mini CG is too cute, it's gonna be my go to travel polish and I can't wait to try the orange glitter Orly (Right Amount of Evil) over purple as MBM suggested, I bet it'll look amazing. Such an epic swap!

I love this picture! The contrast between the graphite and the pretty nails is very cool.

_________________A whole lot of access and privilege goes into being sanctimonious pricks J-DubDessert is currently a big bowl of sanctimonious, passive aggressive vegan enduced boak. FezzaYou people are way less funny than Pandacookie. Sucks to be you.-interrobang?!

I painted my nails for the first time in like, three weeks! I'm wearing one of the Barry M polishes that Jojo sent me (not my picture):

_________________"The Tree is His Penis"

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

i did a mani in butter london yummy mummy (it was my very last untried!) last week but i keep forgetting to post the pictures. i'll do that soon.

meanwhile, i just did my official back-to-school mani (going back tomorrow, sad trombone) and i picked a england st george. i swear, you can practically get away with one coat. i just do two out of weird habit/paranoia that it will look messy if i don't "go over it."

_________________i'm not around much, but that doesn't mean i don't love you.