10 Conservatives We’d Love To Slap Some Sense Into!

Over the past four years, we have seen an onslaught of petulance, ignorance, and downright racism directed at President Barack Obama and the rest of the non-White race by a select group of American ignoramuses who are namely conservatives. Here, NewsOne has put together a top-10 list of conservatives that we would repeatedly give an open-handed serve to if we were playing for the Olympic volleyball team.

[ione_newsletter_signup]1) Herman Cain

There are very few Black men walking the earth who can make Uncle Tom look like Louis Farrakhan. Herman the “Chocolate Walnut” Cain is one of them.

During a radio interview, Cain suggested that President Obama was not a real Black man and that he could siphon African-American votes from the Commander-in-Chief if he were to square off against him in the general election. It also didn’t help that he insulted himself when taking a jab at the President’s intellect during a campaign stop in New Hampshire: “We need a leader, not a reader.”

There were several times during the campaign when NewsOne wanted to reach through the TV and backhand this clown. During a campaign stop in Iowa on Jan. 2, 2012, he told a small room of supporters, “I don’t want to make Black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money; I want to give them the opportunity to go out and earn the money.” Really, Santorum? Why target Black people when, according to the Root, White people overwhelmingly receive the vast majority tax-funded government benefits?

Oh, and then there was that time that Santorum brought up Obama’s race when discussing abortion during an interview on Jan. 19, 2011:

“The question is — and this is what Barack Obama didn’t want to answer — is that human life a person under the Constitution? And Barack Obama says, ‘No.’ Well if that person — human life is not a person, then — I find it almost remarkable for a Black man to say, ‘We’re going to decide who are people and who are not people.’”

We bet Santorum, like Romney, found it remarkable that, that Black man won the White House running against established White male candidates — twice! We’d love to backhand some common sense in to this fool, but we believe Obama winning all of those female votes (and lots of White ones too) was a big enough hit to his ego.

3) Donald Trump

If there was ever a man we wish we could slap into perpetuity, it would be Donald Trump. This man has asked for Obama’s birth certificate so many times, you’d think he was Obama’s daddy. As much as NewsOne would love to slap “The Donald,” we don’t have to. During “The Apprentice,” that clown got slapped with White House power when the President interrupted his show to announce that he oversaw an operation that took down Osama bin Laden.

Guess what, Donald? SLAP!

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4) Allen West

If selling out one’s race were a full-time occupation, Allen West could have been Chief-of-Staff of the master’s “Big House.”

During a Fox News interview, he referred to himself as a “modern day Harriet Tubman,” leading Black folks off of the Democrats plantation. He also referred to Rep. Maxine Waters as a “plantation boss.”

“You have this 21st-century plantation that has been out there, where the Democrat Party has forever taken the Black vote for granted,” he said. “And you have established certain Black leaders, who are nothing more than the overseers of that plantation. And now the people on that plantation are upset, because they have been disregarded, disrespected, and their concerns are not cared about.”

Well, Mr. West, no one cares about you anymore. You were ceremoniously slapped out of Congress. So, please, go away, Negro. Just leave us alone.