If you like to laugh, you MUST read this book. The author prefers to call his philosophies, "observations of life's unfortunate truths." Everyone else refers to them as the funniest s--t they ever heard.

"Yes, he's really my dad and he really is like that." -–Shorty,

March 8, 2007.

Heard on the "Shorty and the Boyz" Morning Radio Show, 95.7 the Vibe.

Each weekday for six years, the author of this hilarious book aired his thought of the day on a morning radio show in Kansas City. His antics and rants served as the show's closing segment, "Words of Wisdom From Shorty's Dad."

"Your Dad is hilarious. I want to party with that dude!" -–Justin,

June 20, 2006.

Heard on the "Shorty and the Boyz" Morning Radio Show, 95.7 the Vibe.

This is a side-grabbing, knee-slapping collection of remarks the author made on the radio that will have you snorting coffee through your nose and trying to catch your breath through your laughter.

"I'm still laughing. Your Dad makes my day, every day!" -–Renee,

August 19, 2008.

Heard on the "Shorty and the Boyz" Morning Radio Show, 95.7 the Vibe.

No one can anticipate what the author might say next, and he always says what's on his mind. From young to old, his friends and followers are left laughing any time he talks.

The Book

Where Philosophy, Attitude

and Humor Collide

The book includes 120 pages and over 170 passages of what the author said on the radio, and the story of how it all began. In his frank and honest style, the author shares his thoughts and observations on everyday situations. The selected quotes and quips are the actual text of some of the author's daily messages that closed the Shorty and the Boyz Morning Show on 95.7 The Vibe.

You'll be left wondering if the author is an angry, but funny, Italian or simply a loveable man, who not-so-innocently speaks his mind. Regardless of your impression, this book will make you stop and think. And you won’t be able to stop laughing from start to finish.See the book's Chapters listed on the "About" page or simply click on the "Read More" button below.

This book contains some occasional profanity and is therefore intended for adults only. As a part of the exact text of the author's daily messages, the profanity has not been removed or altered. When broadcast on the radio, the words were simply bleeped out.