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Reading Between the Lines of the State of the Union

President Obama has to be politically correct during today’s address, but Alicia Menendez doesn’t have to do the same. According to an earlier White House press release, President Obama will hit on three major points: opportunity, action and optimism, or as we like to call them, vague, vaguer and vaguest. Here’s what Alicia thinks he really wants to say.