No animals were harmed for this hub< well, except for their dignity and for that I apologize. The following was found on the web to be passed around, so here it is. 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is
it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O
NThey keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ..... Why
don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart
guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. T
H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T SThe real reason that we can't have
the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post
'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou
Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ...
It creates a hostile work environment. If you've found this hub humorous, I'm glad, if not you're probably part of what's killing this country. Get up, stand up, stand up for YOUR rights!! Peace!!

My brother Micky Dee, the truth is all we have and it's distorted by the money grubbing pieces of crap that run the country. We've got to take it back! Peace!!

Micky Dee

8 years ago

'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ... It creates a hostile work environment.' I did the chicken dance, the cha-cha, the tango, and a couple of dances I couldn't spell - ALL over your buttons.YOU CALLED IT PERFECTLY!!! This injustice system has never worked and with lawyers at the helm - IT NEVER WILL! I love the truth!

AUTHOR

justom

8 years agofrom 41042

Thanks nightwork, always good to hear from my neighbor from the north! Peace!! Tom

nightwork4

8 years agofrom ontario. canada

awesome hub. i love the ten commandments post, it is about as right as it gets. your thoughts about the government are too true and it is nice to see humor used to define your thoughts. salut

AUTHOR

justom

8 years agofrom 41042

Thanks G, through my whole life I've tried to find things that we all have in common instead of the negative stuff that goes on today. All the bull in Washington gets nothing done. Peace!!

GNelson

8 years agofrom Florida

Great hub! And you are right, we need to elect people who can fix a problem and not just turn it into a political football. The common ground is that we are Americans first.

AUTHOR

justom

8 years agofrom 41042

Thanks James it really is just about having fun.

James A Watkins

8 years agofrom Chicago

Very funny. Thanks.

AUTHOR

justom

8 years agofrom 41042

Thanks Chris Eddy, I'm glad to see someone on hub pages has a sense of humor. I was beginning to wonder?!

Chris Eddy111

8 years agofrom Ontario, Canada

Hahaha, good for you. Nice pics especially the one of an older bush.

AUTHOR

justom

8 years agofrom 41042

Joni Joni Joni, Why are so many women so right wing these days? We all need to get off that silliness and start trying to figure out how to fix this country. I'm farther left than the left coast, but some of my best friends are republicans. There's got to be common ground. Peace!!

Joni Douglas

8 years ago

Change it to Progressives and it's hilarious.

It's the left who are insisting that the 10 commandments get taken down, not Republicans.

It's the left who are stepping all over the Constitution these days. In fact, a Democratic Congressman just stated that they don't worry about the Constitution so much anymore.

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