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Found! The Raciest Alarm Clock EVER!

Rise and shine, Smitten Kittens! If your alarm clock just isn’t doing the trick every morning, have we got a dandy little number to share with you.

Meet The Little Rooster alarm clock. Part vibrator, part alarm clock, this cheeky little device gets you up by getting you off. It’s a vibrator that’s worn in your undies. So when it’s time to wake up, the alarm clock will do a little dance in your pants to wake you. And there’s even a “snorgasm” function. Much sexier than the snooze button, I’d say. The makers of The Little Rooster say it’s small and comfortable, and that ladies who toss and turn don’t need to worry about the alarm clock falling out of place. And in case you’re curious (because I certainly was!) here’s how the alarm clock is worn:

“The Little Rooster curves comfortably around your pubic mound, inside your knickers but outside your body. The wide flat head stabilises the Little Rooster against your pubic bone and is exceptionally thin for maximum comfort. The vibrating leg rests against your clitoris and labia. No part of the Little Rooster is worn internally.”

Well, cock-a-doodle do to you, too!

What do you make of this saucy alarm clock? Would you try it? I have it admit, I’m kind of curious!