"I think you should be the only judge on AGT"
"I just got my NSAL calendar"
"My young kids love you and want to go to your Bithday Bash"
"Loved your interview with Lady Gaga, Mike Tyson, Sarah Silverman it made me cry"
"I saw the Beautiful Beth O on the NY Post.."
or "I am a tranny with a 10 inch cock.."