4. UK banks receive £37bn bail-outThe UK government says it is to inject a total of up to £37bn into Royal Bank of Scotland, Lloyds TSB and HBOS. Surely, with all that cash, it's time for the bastards to drop bank charges.

5. Every Lidl HelpsMartin Bailie, Lidl UK Director, does an exclusive interview to share the secret of their success.