The winning vegetable at yesterday’s county fair was disqualified for being genetically modified. It turns out that politician DNA was combined with it to make an even larger vegetable as the two are closely related.

You guys always say I am fucked up. Well, I will never make egg hats. Osiris, that woman is either smoking more than I do, has too much free time, or is related to the vegetable in the picture. 8) :wtf:

Finally, a place where I acn get some decent clothes for my eggs! you don’t know how ashamed they are when they see that they have to wear is a box.

In junior high I had to do this project where we had to look after an egg like it was our own kid, they thought it would give us a life lesson by showing us what it was like to be a parent, pshh! The most my partner and I did was to draw hair on it and make paper clothes for it.