Mekkatorque is overcome with depression. He lost his hand, the ability to tinker and now his money.
A bunch of Gnomes find him drunk in an alley, blubbering like a baby. He has been stripped of all rank and is now.. Unemployed.

"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god." - Beilby Porteus

Poor Illidan can no longer afford the rent on the Black Temple. So he has moved to the less scary and less affirmative 'The Purple Pony Temple'.

Do you have what it takes to join the Fighting Blues?
Do you have what it takes to defend your homeland?
Will you stand up in defense of the innocent? The weak?
Will you stand up in defense of Justice and the Law?

Kael'thas mourns his broken nail and decides to conjure a knew Demonic Nail that will never break.
However he forgets to bind the thing to him and the Nail goes on rampage, leaving poor Kael with every single nail broken.

"Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god." - Beilby Porteus

Zul'jin tries to take over the Purple Pony Temple, but has no arms with which to do so, and Mekkatorque isn't around to make proesthetics for him. He kneels down and shouts up to the heavens. "WHYYYY!" only to have a skull fall on his head.

Archimonde attempts to kill Zu'jin off guard however misses and ends up killing a Purple Pony.....This mistake makes him depressed and soon he starts to cut himself with the dead Ponies horn.....revenge is a weird thing