Celebrities

Sometimes, it's funny to watch a celebrity make a fool out of him or herself. Sometimes, it's just one of those situations where you watch and go, 'Jeez, thank God that's not me.' And then, there are the situations that make you sad. Enter Britney Spears, whose recent exploits have caused us at TheFeed to re-evaluate our stand that she's 'funny-crazy' and move her firmly into the 'crazy-crazy' category.

After reportedly checking into rehab for the second time in a week, Brit left after less than 24 hours for the second time in a week, and reportedly went right for a tattoo shop, only to find that it was closed. In addition, she attributed her recent headshaving incident to the fact that she thought that lice were eating her extensions.

Aqua Teen's shapeshifting heartthrob Meatwad has a dream. A dream that is simple and pure. A dream that occupies the hearts and minds of millions of other 12-year-old-girls around America--to meet Justin Timberlake.

Meatwad has the drive, determination and spirit to make it happen; however, getting in touch with JT has proven a bit difficult for?everyone's favorite?meatball-cum-igloo-cum-hot-dog.

So, TheFeed leaves town for a couple of days, and all hell breaks loose, Britney-wise. Yes, by now you all know that Ms. Spears shaved her head the other night, after reportedly arriving at a hair salon, sitting in her car crying for ten minutes, and then asking the salon to re-open after their business hours so that she could shave her head and get a tattoo. Presumably, you've also seen the pictures of Spears in a hoodie, bald as the day she was born.

But have you seen the pics of her in a wig? How about the news stories about her hair being online on eBay, being auctioned off for about $500 a lock? Or the media frenzy surrounding this story, that rivals any single day of war coverage since the opening attacks in Iraq in 2003?

Actor Ray Liotta was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence after crashing into two parked cars near his Los Angeles home on Saturday. The good news is that no one was hurt in the crash. The bad news? Liotta will reportedly be relocated to Arizona, where he will order pasta with the gravy, and be given ketchup*.

And then Sid Vicious will play while he reads the local paper. No word has been given on his sentencing, but he did post bail for the misdemeanor charge.

Like, at his show the other night, he totally gave THE PRESIDENT the finger! Whoooohoooooo!!! Yeah, he totally stuck it to ol' man Bush during the song "Asignatura Pendiente" at a concert in San Juan, Puerto Rico last Friday. That's so rad.

"My convictions of peace and life go beyond any government and political agenda," the hunky Latin heartthrob later explained in statement, "and as long as I have a voice onstage and offstage, I will always condemn war and those who promulgate it."

Yup. Pretty incredible, eh? It's especially ballsy when you consider he headlined George W. Bush's presidential-inauguration ball back in 2001, where he sang to him, sang his praises and embraced him with a smile.

Since the dawn of time, comics have been stealing jokes from each other. It's a known fact. However, rarely does one get confronted for theivery on stage, live, in front of his own audience.

Well, Joe Rogan did just that with notorious joke thief Carlos Mencia the other day, taking him to task for stealing material. And for his trouble? Rogan has been banned from The Comedy Store.

Yes, that's right. Instead of banning the guy who steals jokes to make a living, they've decided to ban the guy who's been stolen from, just to add insult to injury. Fortunately, The Improv happened to have some slots open for the weekend, so Rogan will be headlining there. And he'll be doing his own material, which is good.

Last night, the king of all media popped the question to his future queen, G4's own Beth Ostrosky.

Yes, the Filter host is engaged to the Sirius Satellite Radio host, though no date has been set. This will be Ostrosky's first walk down the aisle, but Stern's second. He was divorced from first wife Allison in 2000 after 20 years of marriage.

Stern bought his bride-to-be a large, specially deigned emerald cut diamond ring and said on the air that he proposed to her in the nude, with an erection.

Beloved UK pop star Robbie Williams, who turns 33 today, has checked into a rehabilitation center in the good ol' U.S. of A (where we know rehab!) to begin treatment for prescription drug addiction.

"Robbie Williams has today been admitted into a treatment center in America for his dependency on prescription drugs," the former Take Five singer's PR agent said today "There will be no further comment on this matter."

As if Brandy doesn't have enough problems these days (you know, that whole killing someone with your car thing)...

Socialite Kim Kardashian -- daughter of late O.J. Simpson defense attorney Robert Kardashian -- is expected to file a lawsuit to try to stop the DVD release of a three-year-old sex tape featuring her and actor/rapper Ray J, the brother of singer-actor Brandy and co-star Moesha..

Vivid Entertainment bought the footage for $1 million from an undisclosed party and is planning to release it as Kim Kardashian Superstar.

"We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video, despite what others may say," Vivid cochairman Steven Hirsch said defiantly.

LL Cool J is the man for so many reasons. First, ladies love cool James. Second, many of his albums have gone platinum several times over. Third, he's not a bad actor. Yep, he's the man alright and that's exactly why he's scored the lead role in the pilot for a new CBS drama, Man.

It's the story of an under cover L.A. cop who has to balance work with his newfound role as a father figure for a boy who was orphaned during a drug bust gone awry. It's the role Cool J was born to play, that or the role of a chef who survives an attack by genetically engineered sharks.?

A union that seemed like a match made in Heaven for geek fanboys the world over has officially ended in divorce. Yes, it's true. Joss Whedon is no longer making Wonder Woman.

In a post made on his fan site Whedonesque, the Buffy and Angel creator stated, "I had a take on the film that, well, nobody liked." He went to say that the split was amicable and that he will be moving on to his horror film Goners.

The Serenity director made the announcement late Friday evening, just days after producer Joel Silver purchased another Wonder Woman script, prompting speculation that all was not well with the Whedon-helmed project.

Here at TheFeed, as well as every other website, publication, TV show, or loud-mouth with an interest in pop culture, we've been reporting updates on the long awaited fourth installment of the Indiana Jones Trilogy. (Yes, I know what I just said)

Well, there seems to be trouble with the Joneses. Monsters and Critics reports that Harrison Ford may indeed drop out of the project. The story goes that insurance companies have refused to cover the 64 year old actor if he insists on using a real whip for filming. In order for Mr. Ford to be covered, the whip must be all CGI.

This news has sat well with the aging Indiana, and he has stated that will not perform the role unless he is allowed to use his real whip.

You tell ?em, Harrison! Nobody can tell what or what not to do with your whip!

Finally, Peyton can put the critics to rest. By showing up the Chicago Bears 29-17 in Super Bowl XLI, Manning has proven that he is the Hall of Fame quarterback everyone hoped he would be.

After struggling a bit in the first quarter, Peyton and the Colts found themselves trailing 14 to 6. The entertaining first half of Super Bowl XLI finished with the Colts scoring 10 unanswered points and going into halftime leading the Bears 16-14.