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Rand Paul continued his mavericky streak of being the only Republican who wants to reach out to black voters -- or at least wave his hand in their general direction -- with a speech Tuesday to Republicans in Baltimore,...

Everyone would like to think that the ability to get irony and sarcasm has something to do with being smart -- it just makes sense, after all, that picking up on the subtle cues that a statement isn't meant...

Elana Kagan is "okay" as far as Harvard lesbians go, but most Americans would rather have an empathetic Supreme Court Justice, someone who knows deep down inside that ripping bong should be legal.
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Not for the first time, we are sort of at a loss to explain how certain bewildered Wonkette visitors find themselves in the unfortunate position of reading the trash that passes for writing on this site. If you are...

Sonia Sotomayor has been an official Supreme Court nominee for all of an hour, so the HONEYMOON'S OVER. Now both her defenders and her detractors can get to the hard work of justifying their jobs by shouting at each...

"President Obama has chosen federal Judge Sonia Sotomayor as his nominee for the U.S. Supreme Court, two sources told CNN on Tuesday." Jeffrey Rosen is rolling in his grave.
President Obama is expected make the official announcement in an...