Why is my request to join the facebook group being declined?

This baby's exclusive. It's a strictly cash-up-front arrangement and if you aren’t getting in it’s because we can’t find you in our system. Do you think there is an error? It’s probably one of these things:

You haven’t finished registration. Do you have a pending ‘Join A Team’ request from your teammate in your inbox? That’ll be it. You’ll need to finish registering and try again.

Your name is weird. Congratulations on your data security. You have successfully shrouded yourself in mystery, establishing an online identity like the selfie-loving superhero you are. You shall be forever protected from the casual stalker, prying ex-lovers and future employers. We salute you. Alas though, we can’t verify who you are. You need to message Rosa Earp on facebook. Include your real name in the message and then request to join again.

You haven’t signed up yet. What are you doing here? You need to go HERE.