Miss Wisconsin, Laura Kaeppeler, was crowned the new Miss America during the annual pageant at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas Saturday night. Given how the Packers did against the Giants this weekend, it’s nice to know someone from Wisconsin still knows how to win.

Back on January 5th, we posed this challenge: "Can you guess what will be on the cover of MAD #514?" We showed a shockingly important piece of the art and provided this painfully obvious hint: "There is at least ONE eyebrow on this cover." Even with all of that plopped in your laps, not one Idiotical reader gave us the correct answer.

We cannot stop celebrating the 50th Anniversary of Spy vs. Spy. We simply CANNOT! And — damnit! — when you have amazing custom toys like this, why would you want to?!? Today’s stupidly-fantastic contribution is from the great one himself — “Weird Al” Yankovic! Be sure to check back next Friday to see another outstanding Spy toy! (We can’t stop! CAN’T! AARRRGGGH!)
Click here to see all of the other custom Spies!

Surprise! There’s a new Star Wars movie! It was recently announced that Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody will be released later this month. (Really!) The critics have already weighed in:
Artists: Evan Dorkin & Sarah Dyer