Jack Ryan watches Johnny Hazzard tap Carlos Morales’s hot Latin ass. Johnny gets the best of both worlds when Jack decides to get in on the act by sliding his dick up Johnny’s butt while he’s still fucking Carlos. It’s a scene from Rascal Video’s Johnny Hazzard: Top 2 Bottom.

Twinkie’s imminent demise reminded me of the late Leo Ford, because I once read that the word “twink” originated with this ’80s gay porn legend. (Much like the iconic snack cake, Ford was golden on the outside and full of cream.) This may or may not be true. Ford was thought to have provided the naked ass for the homoerotic packaging of The Smiths’ first single “Hand In Glove.” But that’s probably not true either. According to rumor, he was Calvin Klein’s Fire Island boy-toy. Again — maybe, maybe not. His popularity soared to stratospheric heights, but, unfortunately, he died in a motorcycle accident in 1991.