All I had been trying to do was change into my bathing suit, and somehow I ended up sprawled across some guy, my lips fused with his. At least he had the courtesy to not fling me off himself in COMPLETE!

Think you had senior issues? Try being forced to read the minds of everybody you touch. Being ordinary had never been an option until I met a guy who wasn’t quite as normal as I thought. Life was looking up... until somebody had to go and commit a murder.

Five boys, one dorm house. They needed a sixth to make rent, she needed a place to stay. Only, they thought Jonnie was a guy. Now she has to learn to live with their gross habits, and they have to live with tampons underneath the bathroom sink. JONNIE IS BEING RE-RELEASED CHAPTER BY CHAPTER TO PROMOTE NEW JONNIE WEBSERIES! Youtube teaser trailer up now!

Available on Less Than Three Press under the author name Celeste Spettro. My job at Melissa Anderten Gallery was hard enough without the input of the most annoying photographer on the planet. God, I hate that guy.

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

Determined to put the fear of God into the racist homophobe who messed up her best friend, mild-mannered Jane Hazelton resorts to hiring a thug to do the job. Trouble is, said thug isn’t interested in money, he’s interested in her. **COMPLETED**

Kaitlin knows that the girl code has a lot of rules. Question. What do the rules say about dating your step-brother? Meanwhile, Natalia is learning how to trust again-though its hard trusting the one that hurt her in the first place.

It should have been the best summer ever: a six week tour with my choir through six major cities in Europe. Sounds amazing, right? I thought so too, until I remembered who was going with me: Kurt Matthews, my obnoxious, infuriating nemesis. Oh joy.

Julia had no idea how she was going to get over being dumped by her boyfriend of 3 years and Garretson High's God, Dean. But things turn interesting when she decides to get even, and who better with? Dean's mortal ememy, Luke. Could revenge produce love?

*REMOVED* She doesn't talk to anyone and she's secretly stalking everyone in the school. What happens when the most popular guy at Washington High asks the Secret Stalker for her information and the cheerleaders decide to interfere?

An ordinary 17 year old girl, Raina Johnson, is infatuated. Infatuated with a rather myterious bad boy, Travis Thompson, who just so happens to be a Goth. So what happens when Trent Anderson Travis's friend finds out and...FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!

*Removed* She found him washed upon the shore bloody and bruised. His long fish like tail was incredibly stunning, as was his face, but when she took him home to nurse him, he thanked her by trying to drag her under the waves and make her his mate.

PREVIEW ONLY! PUBLISHED BY GALLERY BOOKS! My boyfriend means the world to me. So why does Kellan Kyle make my heart race, my breath quicken? I feel so guilty, just being near him. But being apart...that feels even worse. *SKoW winner*

Book 1 of LoveHateMisery: I have no experience with love. Unfortunately, I suddenly seem to be in the middle of a dangerously awkward triangle. Further dilemma? My best friend started it by daring me to test one guy’s devotion by flirting with another.

How far will he have to go to get to a girl who wants nothing to do with him? And just how much of her past will he have to uncover to fully understand her? Talking to her obviously isn't an option. REWRITE, MUTISM, REVIEW PLEASE

He's the latest addition to town. He came on a red sports car and became a celebrity at school overnight. I was just a girl who was dragged by her stupid friends to spy on him and sell his personal info. I got caught. Why just me? My friends run fast.

SLASH. Somehow, his best friend bringing drugs to the Spring Formal isn't the worst part of the night for Nate. The worst part of the night is when Nate manages to accidentally out himself while they're both high on said drugs. His life is a farce.

I'm probably the most handsome man you know.I'm aware that girls love me, who wouldn't? I love them too! Love their bodies especially. Girls are my life and I'm theirs!So why the fuck one day do I have to find myself at the gay bar!slash MxM COMPLETE

[COMPLETE] I'm a good girl. I get A's. I don't give my mom problems. So how did I get in a shouting match with this cute guy in the Principals office? And why did my Math teacher pair us up for tutoring? Doesn't he realize that's a recipe for chaos? [SEQUEL UP] *FAIR WARNING* This story is 8 years old and is cliche with some cringe-worthy dialogue and scenes. Read at your own risk!

It all started at a Korean variety show when I first saw him. And I knew he was the ONE. I have considered infiltration and kidnapping. Or maybe I could just join his band. That's easier right? K-DRAMA Please R/R and tell me what you think

You think I like him? You've got to be kidding. Darren Teigan is the most stubborn, pompous, pigheaded, egotistical creature that ever existed." Emma says nothing and I blanch. "He's... right behind me, isn't he..." COMPLETE.

Slash. I swear, this boy’s the definition of calm and collected. I doubt he even knows how to be angry. Even when he found out his boyfriend was cheating on him, he was all suave and cool about it. Seriously? Hell! Nana would love him...Oh...Nana...

When Alicia wakes up from her coma, she's caught up in a reality full of drama. Her perfect life was gone, not to mention her perfect guy. But what happens when she finds he really exists in real life? Simple. She finds out he hates her. Reality sucks.

An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.

One-shot: Jenny Simms was a nobody, and she was about to end it all. Then came Zachary Smith, the boy she had been in love with for years. Looks like Jenny's plans for the end are about to get a little more complicated.

I spent my life running from my past, choosing to hide behind my books and sarcasm. But then my world changed when I was punished for something I didn't do and I was forced to accept myself for who I really was.

“Aren’t you going to throw a party, your lovers back Tally, you should be happy.” “Oh ho-ho-ho, Arlene what’s the special today, because he’s serving me a burger with a side of bullshit.” I had always hated him. COMPLETE!

COMPLETE They grew up together, but never really got along, even if they did secretly like each other. But things change over the years. People change. Jude has turned to drugs, and Katelyn is keeping a secret herself.

Her best guy friend and crush has been avoiding her for a while now. And she wants to get to the bottom of it. So she texts him what’s wrong and he texts back “ILU.” Too bad she doesn’t know what ILU stands for. ONESHOT.

Hi! Ethan Jacobs here! I'm a totally average high school junior. Okay...maybe not. I'm valedictorian, a complete band nerd, a spazz, and I drive a tiny lime green car. My best friends are gay, but I'm totally not. Hey...the new boy is pretty cute... Slash

She hates him. He hates her. Sounds a bit like a song. And then suddenly they don't. Whatever happened to black and white? Addie vs Luke... tied together with 20 bucks that he can't get her to like him. as in, you know, like like...

COMPLETE. I just wanted to sleep through Sex Ed class, but it doesn't seem that he was going to let me. Then he claims that I'm a stalker, decides to sit with me at my lovely loner table, and plants himself right into my life. So much for staying a loner.

SLASH. What's a band geek to do when he has a crush on his best friend, fantasies about making out on marimbas, and a nosy sister who bribes him with snickerdoodle cookies? Band sure is wild! Like American Pie Band Camp, only better. Really.

Life's bad enough with a twitch and constant new schools, but once Edward gets involved with his newest school's bad boy, Aaron, what else will be thrown at him? Yaoi, male on male slash in later chapters. -Last chapter is up!-

After a chain of commitment-phobic boyfriends, Jessica decides to have a no strings attached, no commitment necessary, one night stand. Then she decides to have another, and another. The problem is, its with the same man.

I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.

*COMPLETE* Cassandrea has sworn off guys. Does it really matter why? As long as she can avoid them all - by informing them of her bra size? Who would want an eccentric girl like that? Well, maybe her blind-date Brandon. R&R!

In a fit of boredom, he sent an e-mail to a complete stranger. Her response was bizarre and less-than-charming, but they kept in contact anyway and launched a game of "Guess Who?". Was it insane? Certainly. But it sure was fun.

All I wanted was one last peaceful summer before I finished college. Needless to say, I hadn't expected my brother's best friend to climb through my window every night...or that it'd be so hard to turn him away. Judge's Pick for SKOW's Best Cliche Round 7

I stared at him blankly “It would kill you, wouldn’t?” “Kill me to do what?” “To not relate everything to sex” “No” I rolled my eyes, he continued “I don’t relate everything to sex, I just relate everything to us having sex” “Like that’s any better"

*REMOVED* I hate my life- there's nothing good in it, there's nothing to live for, everyone hates me... or so I thought. Now, as I stand on the cliff for the second time pondering my choices, I reminisce on the events that happened just moments before...

So I got drunk. So I got kidnapped by/willingly asked for a ride on a UFO with aliens. So I’m attracted to one of the aliens. So said alien kissed me. So what happens next? Well, it’s a SKoW Challenge.

Slash. Jonas is the biggest homophobe in school. But what happens when he finds out the ever popular, bisexual Cody has a crush on him? Well, probably the same thing that happens to Mitchell when he finds a lost journal and reads it. COMPLETE!

He's different; antisocial, quiet and unfortunate looking. A girl ignores all of that and tries to befriend him. He discovers the emotions of friendships: pain, joy, sadness, anger and something he has yet to experience.

I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an artform. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.

“I’m supposed to be interviewing you, you homeless bum! What have you been doing, sitting out here and letting your hair get long? What about a job! What about your life?” I say. And soon after, we're making out on the pavement.

At first, I actually considered myself lucky. One look at Brady told me that he was sort of cute. However, when you take a second glance at a guy through streams of icecream cake that are dripping down your forehead, You tend to change your opinion.

Slash m/m yaoi. Millionaire Vance's ex-fiancé claims he is lonely and uncaring. To prove her wrong, he picks up a stray on the street, gives him food, clothes and a place to sleep. It feels like he's got a pet now. But the pet doesn't want to stay a pet..

Apparently, he feels the same way, because he is looking at me like I’m from the next galaxy over. Well, fair enough. I did just break into his house and sexually assault him. ... Written for Freak-of-Spades's October Challenge, please R&R!

COMPLETE! His name was Patrick Fitzpatrick, but he pulverized anyone who dared to call him that. He was an enigma, a mystery. Nobody knew anything completely true about him other than that he hated his name. But hey, I’d always liked solving mysteries.

Charlotte's boyfriend of six years, Kenny, is starting to drive her crazy, but he's the only guy that she's ever dated. What happens when Kenny's older brother shows Charlotte that there are other fish in the pond....COMPLETE

Oneshot. Today is 5 years from the day I confessed my love to you. 5 years from the day you rejected me, 5 years from the day I saved you, 5 years from the day I died for you, and 5 years from my first day in heaven.

In this county there are two private schools. One for girls and the other for boys. But one girl gets accepted into the boys one by accident, what will happen when one lone girl is suddenly thrust back into a life of men? Only time will tell.

One simple girl. One handsome stranger. One totally arranged marriage to save their lives. Wait...what? Throw in a few gangsters and a family full of secrets and you're just beginning to step into Eve's life. Round 3 SKOW Nom and Round 6 Punk'd Runner Up.

Carrie, a self-proclaimed book nerd, thought she would spend a quiet summer working at Angelo's, a crazy Italian pizza place. She didn't think a weird guy would come into the restaurant and hit on her - or that he would actually be a spy from Pizza Hut.

When a group of middle schoolers were placed in a high school for 2 years, they recorded all the strange things they saw. This list shows through 164 increasingly disturbing events how they transitioned from elementary to high school with no preparation.

If you want to be more specific, the writing on the desk is what really changed my life. Scribbled across the surface of that life-changing desk in the back of that history classroom was a three month conversation with a boy I’d never even met.

g'night psycho, I thought to myself. There was a split second where I wondered who I was talking to, the invisible boy spooning me from behind...or me..the girl who somehow managed to summon him back from the darkest corners of dream world.

On one boring evening when one of Chet's friends drags her & her best friend to a ballroom, Chet meets Dymon. They hit it off right away & become romantically involved almost immediately. Rated T for language & lovey-dovey crap.

Winter Orion is sexy, popular, and as cold as his name suggests. He should NOT have to deal with a cruel father, superficial friends and abhorrent school plays. And who keeps on putting freakin love letters in his locker? That is SO junior high... -slash-

The EAHoDSC is a long-standing tradition for Adelaide and her friends. But what happens when one of her other traditions - the delicious Charlie Harris - joins the fray? You know, besides the traditional inordinate amounts of sexual tension?

Adam's got the Spidey Sense but he'd rather be The Invisible Man. Your regular Marvel Action Hero minus lycra and enthusiasm for saving the world, he'd rather just ignore it and his dormant to extinct love life. Going nuts is more of a problem. MxM. slash

Eli Keen is the new guy...er, geek, in town and the vultures are circling. And then he meets Kai, an asshole with a problem with athority. How is Eli going to survive his life with this creep hanging around him all the time?

She stuck her hand in the back pocket of his jeans. "Does this make you uncomfortable?" He smiled and slid his own hand into the back pocket of the shorts she was wearing. "You'll have to try harder than that." It's funny what games become. -Oneshot-

[COMPLETE] She liked rock music. He preferred classical. She said what she thought. He thought before he said. She was from the 21st Century. He was from the 19th. There were more than walls keeping them apart.

.FIN. I was starting to think he was my bad luck charm. After all, it was no coincidence that I embarrassed myself every time I saw him. Just throw in bookstores, sisters, best friends, blind dates, and dentists, and you’ve got my newly complicated life.

Kaea receives a laptop for her birthday, on which are a couple programs that she does not recognize. The first is a unique chatting program, the second one that may change her life forever... COMPLETE, would appreciate constructive criticism.

SLASH Between remaining the school’s premier expert on gossip and trying to blackmail a jock into being his boyfriend, Alex has no time for ghost stories. Unfortunately somebody else doesn’t feel the same way.

My boyfriend dumped me for my bestfriend. I was pissed, so I went to the movies. He chucked popcorn at me. I chucked a hissy fit at him. Guess who's the new it guy in school, and my brother's new best friend? You guessed it! HIM! Kill me now please.

What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...

He hit me. Well, not so much hit me as fell into me and knocked me down. My ego was bruised. . . along with my head. Yes, it hurt. He kissed me! Well not so much kissed me as ran into my neck with his mouth. Oh great, now I'm stupid. COMPLETE!

this is FINISHED! I'd never seen a Goth before. He's cute as hell and I met him while walking my dog. The thing is he already had a girlfriend, but he didn't bother mentioning that before sticking his tongue down my throat.

You know those hopeless romantics who sit around watching Disney movies and writing love poetry to no one in particular? Yeah, that's me, but I'm still looking for my prince charming. But have I yet to meet him, or have I known him all along? COMPLETE!

[Slash] Alek lives for the oblivion that sleep brings—and each day he drags himself through a life of abuse. What is a boy to do when he discovers he has unwittingly earned the attention of a charismatic walking myth: the Sandman? [complete]

When Stella walked into Zephyr to ask for a job as a chef, she never thought she would walk out with not only the job but a fake boyfriend too! NO LONGER ANSWERING REVIEWS FOR THIS STORY AS I JUST GET PISSED OFF NO ONE READS THE AUTHOR NOTES!

slash The end of my three year relationship changes my life more than I ever thought it would, and I am hardly pleased when I find myself the plaything of two bickering gay guys, especially when one of the guys' sexy friend agrees to pick on me. Complete

I'll chase and stalk him until he is mine. I'm pretty determined. Unfortunately his best friend thinks my existence is pointless and I'm unworthy. And, well, he's pretty damn determined too. / Left up just for comparison with my writing then and now.

He’s perceived as a spoiled rich kid that always gets what he wants. She’s seen as a cynical loner with an anger issue. But neither are truly what they seem what happens when they begin to notice this? What happens when he “buys” her for a week?

Anna Mitchell has always been obsessed. She has loved goths since the time she first met one. But her obsession has taken a new twist, in the form of a certain blue-haired goth boy. Just how far will she go to get his attention?

four kids .and.w.e.w.a.n.t.e.d.t.o.b.u.i.l.d.a.s.n.o.w.m.a.n. An eye for an eye...and the whole world goes blind andtheysayabsolutelyeveryone deserves a second chance. b.e.c.a.u.s.e.t.h.e.sn.o.w.i.s.j.u.s.t.s.o.p.r.e.t.t.y...

[malemale] Anthony thought having to deal with school and being gay was enough. Then he has to get a homophobe as a pen pal for a school project, and now he's got hate mail, lies, rumors, & a psychiatrist to annoy him as well.

A prep fresh out of home school who knows nothing of the modern world. A goth looking for fresh meat to rekindle his bad boy reputation. When the two come together, will it end in peace? Or social outcast?COMPLETE

Due to a raging winter storm, Pierre ends up sleeping over at his best friend’s house on Christmas Eve. After an intense talk about Greek mythology, he begins to realize just how unorthodox his relationship with Ilya is. [One-shot fluffy shounen-ai]

Brianna Jones lies on her enrollment to Coville Academy, an all boy school. After facing the dillema of changing in gym, and meeting new friends, now she must deal with the one thing in her way that could destroy her. Blackmail... (complete)

Slash. An English assignment becomes much stranger as five teenagers find themselves at the centre of the murder story they chose to review. Trying to stop the killer, they find things aren't so black and white. COMPLETE!

*Okay, I lied...Epilogue up* The plots of Aviah and the many doomed suitors that attempt to court her. She outwits all but one of them, and he happens to be the worst of all. (She'll learn her lessons. ) R/R! *Not meant to be historically correct* :)

I'm not quite sure. I don't know who they are, nor do I care. Make them who ever you want. It's short, and pointless, but according to some 'Chilling' and to others, 'sick and twisted.' *shrugs* just read it.

Chap 7 up! Natalie (regular) & Brian (rich) are 16 now & for 10 years the 2 have hated each other. They play pranks on each other a lot. But wat hapens wen a prank goes 2 far & they have to spend summer 2gether @ a Christian camp? NOW COMPLETE! Pls R&R

Hannah spent one crazy day bumping into the same boy. She thought she'd never see him again,but when he comes back into her life for good, is it really for the better?He seems to like Hannah, but her best friend seems to like him too...uh oh.

OK, so maybe I shouldn't have been on my cousin J's s/n. . . but I worship her friend Dave! I had to talk to him. But now. . . he likes talking to me, I think - but since I was iming him on J's s/n - he's falling for HER! (completed)

Hailey Harrison is convinced her life is over when she's expelled from her high school. Forced to move three hours away and live with her mother's friend and her son, whom Hailey isn't too fond of, life is going to change.

Great, now the bathroom is dirty.' OneShot. Murder. She was beautiful, purple and green bruises scattered her as a necklace. Her thick blonde hair, clumps pulled out and red tainting her innocent look. That's what happens in the club.

It's Your Mom. Literally. I am nice. I granted someones dying wish. They had to die though, but that was the fun part. I wish I seen Mr.R's face when he realized that I do not lie or joke around. I brought his mom to him. Because I am nice.

Having him find out what she was wasnt her plan but when her demon body is hungry for some flesh and blood, it tends not to listen to her human conscience. Can he accept and love her despite what she is? Will she realize her love in time? Alternate ending