“Jaws” on the Water is here (on Saturday)

Yes, it’s going down; as one wag on Twitter put it, “I am not sure I could go to this unless I was really hammered.”

For the first time since 2002, to celebrate the 40th anniversary of this landmark movie, Alamo Drafthouse’s Rolling Roadshow is hosting “Jaws on the Water” at 8:30 p.m. Saturday at the Texas Ski Ranch. Tickets include use of an inner tube for all patrons. Feel free to bring your own, but the price is the same). There is a Wahoo’s tacos for food, and many, many bars. Bring a bathing suit and a towel. There are no storage lockers on site, so bring only what you need to survive. No refunds if you are a wuss.