JOKE OF THE DAYWorldNetDaily

Skydiving lesson

What happens if ...

Published: 07/27/2009 at 9:11 PM

Something to remember.

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A skydiving instructor, during a class of beginners, was taking time to answer their first-timer questions.

One guy asked, “If our chute doesn’t open, and the reserve doesn’t open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?”

The instructor looked at him, and in perfect deadpan, answered, “The rest of your life.”