And speaking of Jordan, it looks like a sequel to Chronicle is still a thing that is being made. 20th Century Fox hired a writer, at least. Fox, don’t you dare retroactively screw with Chronicle by making a crappy sequel. (Blastr)

Hugh Jackman said that Channing Tatum could “probably play” Wolverine when he retires. I hear your terrified shrieking, and I don’t care. I am OK with Channing Tatum playing just about anyone. BWAHAHAHAHA. (Digital Spy)

Via /Film, a fan fixed the character design in the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (bottom) so it looks like something that isn’t pure distilled nightmare fuel (top).

Lupita Nyong’o is the newest face of Lancôme—and, FYI, their first black spokeswoman. (Styleite)