Tuesday, June 05, 2012

Californians: You Owe It To Comedy To Vote For Orly Taitz In Today's Primary

Pony Pal Matt emailed me yesterday and let me know all about California's weird senate primary, where basically everyone gets to vote for anybody and then the top two face off in November. The choices, it seems, are Dianne Feinstein, a bunch of nobodies and Republicans, and... Orly Taitz! "I'm voting for Taitz in the primary," explains Matt, "strictly for comedic purposes." He's right! If you aren't familiar with the multi-hyphenated Ms. Taitz, all you really need to know is this: she has incredible hair, she is profoundly ridiculous, and she is incapable of uttering more than two consecutive words and still making sense. I can't think of anything more entertaining than a Feinstein/Taitz debate. OMG, please let it happen.

The current state of the Republican Party notwithstanding, I'm not sure I could goof around with my vote. Even to wreak havoc on the other side. Gawd, it's like... well, I don't know what it's like. Having lust in my heart for Jimmy Carter? Just doesn't happen.

On the other hand, and more importantly, what the hell is Orly eating in this picture?

Back in the early days of pre-9/11 Bush years, I remember so many people saying that he seemed like the kind of guy you could "have a beer with."

I never, ever understood that. What the hell would I talk about with him? What it's like to own sports teams? To be the heir of a small fortune? To be part of a family of plutocrats? That I made a poopie this morning? Only that last subject would be anything we'd have in common, and I fear he'd have me beat there, too.

Anyway, that's a long way of saying that, although I would also not like to have a beer with Orly, I would totally love to get her drunk off her ass, because I sense that the unhinged sloppy ranting would only be matched by her inappropriate come-ons to publican patrons.