Lastly

You know how you sometimes wear the jeans that lace up in the front instead of zipping? Yeah. Okay. And for reasons unbenounced to you earlier in the day, you seem to have quadruple knotted them when you were tying them.So later in the evening you really really reaaally have to pee. And for the life of you, you cannot get your fucking pants off. So you're like, jumping up and down crying, "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!"This kind of shit should be outlawed.