want a big-ass spacebar?

how i love happy hacking

oh yeah, i love happy hacking. it makes me happy, and hacking, and all cool kids in town married one.

on the first day of xmas i love its F1 key. On the 2nd day of xmas i love its F2 key. On the 12th day i love its F12. On the 13th Friday i love its virtual arrows. I can finally live my life in virtual Doom.

when friends come over, they envy my expensive brick. All the chicks wanna touch it. I can't even fight their dirty hands off.

i used to pride in thinking, but the hhkb made me unthink fast by bouncing on rubber domes. Colleagues can't even tell with my fingers all over in production.

highly recommend: once you get this you'll forget about touch typing and never pain again

nixie clock keyboard

I credit @xah_lee with opening my eyes to the importance of spacebar size and modifier key placement. (It did ruin some otherwise great keyboards for me, e.g., Sun Type-5.) @XBowstech seems to have some original ideas here that also feel like they would be genuinely useful.