Watch David Hasselhoff's Glee Audition Performance

Before you judge the following video, imagine that you are a TV Land network executive. You are putting on your 8th Annual Award show, which no one will watch. You have created a category ("Future Classic Award") specifically to honor the hottest song-and-dance television show on the airwaves (Glee), figuring that at least the third-string cast members will show up and throw you a pity performance. But they refuse. What do you do to fill that "Don't Stop Believin'" segment that you've been planning meticulously for months?

Didn't Ryan Murphy say something about casting a middle-aged glee club to compete against the New Directions at the next sectionals? Hoff, you've passed the first round of auditions. Tomorrow's challenge: breakdancing for Oprah.