What's that you say? Santa's existence is actually impossible? Sure you may have heard some of these facts stated before, but never this musically—or with this much absurd animation.

Sorry to steal your joy, but the big man would have to travel 3,000 times the speed of sound to reach every child in the world. Also the weight of all the toys he'd have to carry (300,000 tons or more) would create a meteor, among other bleak realities. What we're saying is what we already know—Santa must rely on magic to do his thing. Science, you're such an asshole sometimes. [YouTube]