Saturday, May 25, 2013

Saturday In Richie's House

It’s been a busy week, full of all sorts of interesting
things, and if you have any questions, I’ll answer them truthfully in our
forums.

But now, rest your weary mind and let’s simply have us some
fun in Richie Fowler's House, cool?

Here’s a consideration for you as you get yourself all ready
for your free time, however you go about it on Saturday: the best day of the
week.

Consider, if you would:

How do you go about your job during the day? The reveal of the integrity of a person is
what we each do when we think no one is looking. Pick that nose. Scratch that ass. Just clean your fingers afterwards, or you’ll
get boogers and shit everywhere you go in your travels and intarweb
surfing. Did someone else clean their
own hands before using this keyboard before you?

It’s always a good idea to wash your hands with soap before
you leave the shitter:

Typhoid Mary was named that because she would cook for
people and they would get quite ill and even die. Then she’d get fired and simply go snatch
another cooking job. You see, she didn’t wash her hands after she shat, during
food prep.

Here’s a gross dude, and good advice is: don’t eat the
toppings off someone else’s pizza when you are delivering it to them. You’ve been touching door handles and elevator
buttons and money. Bastard, caught on
video.

Ke$ha drinks her own urine.
How many piss jokes can you think of right at this moment? She deserves her celebrity status, huh.

Speaking of drinking piss, Should I Drink This Fucking Light
Beer? Single-purpose site. Try it out.
Obvious answer is YES, you should drink your fucking beer. I like to drink light beer when I drink a
lot, because I need to fit into my Speedo this summer. That’s my business, don’t judge.

Of course, a good beer is how you start. After the first eight, then it doesn’t
matter, can I get a HellYa? It’s because
then, light beer is your friend. No need
to be a chump and drink water between drinks.

Here we are invited to learn how to make booze from scratch,
in New Joisey.

But not like last week: pouring cheap booze into top
shelf-labeled bottles in New Joisey.
Travesty! Heads will roll!

Cheap booze in expensive bottles is like lesbian porn. It tastes fake, according to actual lesbians.

That fellow Ze Frank does his work quite well, so he’s not
an internet robot, collecting sites for others to view while collecting the
clams. The Daily Column only invites you
to read. No payment necessary. But you might consider joining in our forum.

Speaking of bad robots, here are two of them, from our
English-speaking heritage, in video, of course:

If you would like, I will post some more of my tale for you
tomorrow. It’s been a busy week, and I
need to have some of my own mental vacation.
I find that much needed thing in writing truth-based fiction in the best manner that I can,
just for you.