You know how there are all those funny lists out there "Everything i learned i learned in kindergarten" and "Everything I learned I learned from Star Wars", well ive been looking for one Everything I learned i learned from MSCL and surprisingly, I havent found one yet.

Patty: If Rayanne's not seeing you, and we're not seeing you, who is seeing you?
Graham: And how much of you?
Angela: Dad!
Graham: Oh, I'm sorry! I asked a question about your life, didn't I? Woah, what came over me?http://www.last.fm/user/TomSpeed/

If you made a [year]book of what really happened, it'd be a really upsetting book.

It's the lack of meat that's destroying America.

It's Thursday. Yesterday was Wednesday...so that's how I know.

The cafeteria is the embarrassment capital of the world.

Bi means bisexual.

All the cool kids sniff floor wax.

Everyone's an act.

Everyone's looking for their real parents.

People throwing themselves at people is like the basis of civilization.

A kiss must result in intercourse - it's a law in Pennsylvania.

An experiment is a purposeful activity designed to solve a particular problem. An experiment is termed successful if it yields meaningful results.

Men like long hair, variety, and red dresses.

Velcro is pretty amazing.

Hillary Clinton is a brilliant woman and people should stop judging her by her hair.

Lots of people, they try so hard. They can't hear the music. Then they start to feel lost. So they wanna look down. Don't look down. It will throw you off balance and you'll lose your footing. So look straight ahead, look right into your partner's eyes, and remember to smile.

Cliches happen.

Boys can sometimes not know how to be what you want them to be. It's really hard to figure out how to be a man.

Nobody knows anything important.

A place where kids can live, and walk to school, and become grownups without having to worry about guns and AIDS and serial murderers didn't use to be exotic. That wasn't the province of the rich.

People looking at you is good.

It's not the lack of economic opportunity or the poor home lives, or the lack of values, but the guns. You know, the things that shoot.

People wanna believe things about people so they decide certain things are true and they don't even ask.

Usually people latch on to things when there is a kernel of truth. That's when they get into trouble.

Nobody is interested in the truth. All they care about is what they want to believe.

It's such a lie that you should do what's in your heart. If we all did what was in our hearts, the world would grind to a halt.

A metamorphosis is when someone totally changes into something else or just when anything changes shape.

To call something Kafka-esque refers to when something seems like a total nightmare and you can't believe it's really happening - only it is.

Where do people get ideas about slut potential? Research!

Matching outfits aren't sick - they're just unbelievably corny.

The worst feeling is suddenly realizing that you don't measure up, and that in the past, when you thought you did, you were a fool.

How to take care of a zit: soak a washcloth in some steaming hot water, apply it very gently. Make sure you have a swab to clean it.

Playing the clarinet is the latest dance craze.

The Egyptians wore eyeliner to ward off the evil spirits. They believed that if they outlined their eyes that the good spirits would spot them easier.

Everything causes a scar - living causes a scar.

All women become less and less attractive in the eyes of the world, more and more expendable as they grow older, while all men are considered more desirable and more attractive the older they get. Of course, men die sooner.

RuPaul is the only person in this world who really believes that he's beautiful.

Girls tear each other down because they're jealous.

What you have is God's gift to you - what you do with what you have is your gift to God!

Sometimes it seems like we're all living in some kind of prison, and the crime is how much we hate ourselves. It's good to get really dressed up once in a while and admit the truth - that when you really look closely, people are so strange and so complicated that they're actually beautiful.

There's so many different ways to be connected to people. There are the people you feel this unspoken connection to, even though there's not even a word for it. There's the people who you've known forever, who know you in this way that other people can't, because they've seen you change...they've let you change.

Halloween is your one chance all year to be someone else.

When someone dies young, it's like they stay that way forever, like a vampire.

Some people have to die young.

The longer you put it off the worse it gets. You just have to do it.

There are worse things in this world than firing someone.

School is public property.

It's always the same. But you come because you think, you know, maybe something cool will happen. 'Cause what if something did, happen, and you missed it?

Natasha aka candygirl :: MSCL.com

Look, if this is weird for you, being tutored? I don't mind helping you a little longer. You could have sex with me if you really want to help...I guess that's a "no"?

All you really need to survive is mild yellow. All the other stuff is purely recreational.

Walking into someone's house for the first time is like entering another country.

The only really great foods are appetizers and desserts, so why bother eating anything else?

Life was created to be lived.

The daughter hides her feelings behind like the mask, and every mother is a daughter.

You must treat tarot cards with respect...but you can learn how to read the with a stupid book.

Makeup goes bad, you know, it does. It spoils.

Turkey is the easiest thing in the world and a guaranteed crowd pleaser.

Grandparents spend their Saturday nights memorizing the state birds.

You do not put oregano in a curry sauce.

Oregano is the universal herb.

If it smells like MSG, and tastes like MSG, it probably IS MSG.

Kids can scare the hell outta you.

No card is all good or all bad. Cards can be positive or negative, depending on where they fall. When you read someone's future, they must think of a question. They must hold it in their mind. The cards are read in sequence. Each card leads to the next. We move from terror and loss to unexpected good fortune. And out of darkness, hope is born.