Yeah, he probably got one and a half jokes off before being forced to leave. Apple Store staffers are a tight knit group, even in large flagship stores. It likely didn’t take any time at all for them to notice that the guy wasn’t a real employee.

I get that he’s just trying (an I means trying) to be funny, but, in my opinion, this is borderline criminal. If I owned a storefront and some stranger came in and started harassing the customers, I would call the police. But I guess this idiot got what he wanted, publicity.