7. On his recent trip to Malaysia: “The lengths we have to go to get CNN coverage these days [because of the network’s heavy coverage of missing flight MH370]. I think they’re still searching for their table.”

8. “If you want to get paid while not working you should have to run for Congress just like everyone else.”

9. “MSNBC’s here, they’re a little overwhelmed. They’ve never seen an audience this big before.”