Thanksgiving is just two days away, and for a lot of Americans that means three things: turkey, football, and awkward family dinners. My particular brand of awkwardness this year will involve my grandmother finding out that I have blue and purple hair. Though it's hardly earth-shattering, I am really dreading that conversation, fiends. But if … Continue reading “What? No Pudding?!” 5 of Horror’s Most Awkward Family Dinners→

Happy All Hallows’ Eve Eve, kiddies! Nothing scares me more than a good haunted house story, and I have three lined up today that I hope will have me cowering under my blanket and sleeping with the lights on. I’m sticking to my rules, so we’re starting with a movie I’ve never seen before: The … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween: Haunted House Horrorthon→

Greetings and salutations, fiends! Yesterday was all about the classics, and today is all about the cheese. I love me some campy '80s horror, and the movies I have planned for today are some of the best that the subgenre has to offer. I'm really excited to get started, so without further ado, please enjoy … Continue reading 31 Days of Halloween: Totally ’80s Horrorthon→

Well, fiends, we have ourselves a change in schedule. The Halloween ranking post will be here soon, but it won’t be here tonight, so please enjoy these Treehouse of Horror GIFs while your friendly neighborhood horror blogger tries to sleep off a migraine. Stay creepy, kiddies.

One of my favorite aspects of horror is its versatility. Horror movies can be bleak and depressing, but they can also be goofy and fun. George A. Romero could pull off both of these extremes brilliantly (sometimes in the same movie). Since yesterday's post was pretty heavy, I'd like to offer you something a little … Continue reading Romero Week — Creepshow→