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I know right, its mental! let me explain a bit about it :) It is true what they say. The classic porn sites are the best. with these porn sites, go back to where it all began. Hairy pussies (got to love them), even odder storylines than the stuff that we have now in porn, and a great deal more innocence from the people performing back then. This is porn how it is meant to be viewed. Most of the people you see in these videos were not career porn stars. They are just people who wanted to get fucked on cam a couple of times then disappear. That being said, MrPornGeek knows you are going to see some of the greats on these vintage porn sites. You know who they are. They are the people that started the worldwide porn craze. These are the people that you would sneak into that back room of your local video store to see. They are household names now. When you check out these classic vintage porn sites, you will be able to see them in their prime…just before plastic surgery made them look a bit odd (or age caught up with them)

But these videos are old as fuck. Surely that means bad quality?

Oddly enough, this is not the case. I love my porn as you may already know, and I am not going to recommend something which looks like it has popped out of an old VCR player. That does not look good at all. All the porn that you find on the vintage porn websites ive listed are going to be high quality, remastered stuff. Don’t expect full-on HD because I doubt that the original tapes for this porn still exist. You can expect quality viewing, though. This means good video and decent audio. You are really only there for the naked people though, right? I mean, that is certainly why I go to those vintage porn sites. If you want some recommendations for the best places to check out, then I have put together a full list below. Yep. I am going to keep this ‘up to date’ too. This way you always know the most sublime places to get your 80s porn fix.

What’s good about old school porn?

I’m going to level with you here for a second: I’m not entirely sure what the appeal is for material that comes from a long time ago. I mean, objectively speaking, no one can really argue that vintage porn sites have any type of advantage over modern ones. The lack of new content is clearly a problem, but that isn’t to say that they’re completely without merit. I guess in a way, vintage porn reminds me a little bit of video games from the past. People still bust out their old gaming consoles and fire up Super Mario Brothers, Donkey Kong and other titles that can’t really hold a candle to modern releases. Why do they do it? Because there’s a distinct pleasure in things from the past that are good! We have a nostalgia factor too, so for older dudes, vintage porn reminds them of their younger years. Thankfully, these websites are making it easier than ever for you to find retro pornstars fucking and sucking – long gone are the days of having to luck across your dad’s magazine collection hidden in his room!

Are there any famous retro pornstars?

There are plenty of women who’ve appeared in productions from the early days of adult entertainment that will likely ring a bell in the minds of men who are heading into their years and grandfathers. I’m talking about the likes of Christy Canyon, Amber Lynn, Ebony Ayes and Kristara Barrington – these are the names of the ladies who attracted the most nuts during the 80s and 90s. What was so great about porn back in those days is that you had quite a lot of ethnic diversity too: plenty of ebony and Asian women who seemed to know what was what when it came to fucking and sucking in front of the camera. Part of me wishes I was just a bit older so I could have lived through one of the golden eras in adult entertainment! Maybe in the future, they’ll have time machines, at which point, Mr. Porn Geek will backtrack to go and enjoy some vintage retro porn – only they’ll just call it ‘porn’!

That’s an interesting point, what’s the future of retro porn?

I don’t want to bore too many of my readers here, but I’m actually finding it hard to work out what the future of porn will look like. I did a little experiment a few weeks ago to try and uncover early HD videos – it’s hard to tell without just looking at the clothes when a video was created if it’s in high definition! This means that in 20 years, most of the porn that’s out now won’t have that vintage ‘feel’ that we can associate with smut from years gone by. I think it’s fair to say that retro pornstars are going to always be exactly that: you’re unlikely to see the likes of Sasha Grey and Asa Akira being cast into the books as being ‘vintage’ pornstars. With so much HD content featuring them, they’ll just be standard cock addicts from the past that still have material relevant to the modern day (regardless of when that ‘modern day’ is).

So you’re telling me there will be no more retro porn?

Pretty much – yeah. What we have is all that’s going to be available forever. It’s like that metal they retrieve from sunk ships because any made after the atomic bomb is contaminated, which isn’t good for the medical industry or something. You can’t make vintage porn these days, and content from the 2010 period will never feel retro enough to be collected and put onto a website like the ones listed here. Does that make you sad? It does me a little bit, but the good news is that we’ve got plenty of stuff from years gone by to enjoy. If you thought that there was no good places to find the best retro porn, think again. After all, my job is to showcase where you ought to go if you’re serious about old school porn. In the wise words of some British gangster: “there’s no school like the old school and I’m the headmaster”.

Where are these vintage pornstars now?

Some continue to make adult entertainment, some decided to become standard grannies, some even became worm food because they were MILFs at the time they starred in their spicy adult releases – who the hell knows, man? My recommendation is that if you want to know more about a specific vintage pornstar, just Google their name and see what comes up. People always like to talk shop about chicks they’ve nutted to all the damn time – I wouldn’t be surprised if your particular woman of interest had a long list of folks wanting to know everything about them and how they ended up.

Anyway guys – I think I’m done here: go and enjoy some old school porn and bust a nut in the name of vintage nostalgia – you know it makes sense!