You know you have way too much money when you start thinking about gold-plating your office equipment. But actually doing it? These are your salad days slowly being eaten away, Mr Yogi Proctor.

Designer Proctor is off the hook this time, as this Canon photocopier is actually a model of the real thing, measuring 33 x 27 x 48-inches and...not actually functional. Well, it has moving parts and an LED light, if that counts. No word on it being indestructible, though. [Yogi Proctor via Etnies via Trendhunter via Born Rich]