Thanks for the giggles. I’m a substitute teacher and also work part-time at an adolescent group home. NC law requires that we conspicuously post the weekly menu for the residents; a job that my supervisor insists on doing herself. Because she, and I quote “has to make sure it’s legible.” In her defense, she does have lovely penmanship, but “tuna salat samwhich’s wit appelsauce, potatoe chips, and cool aide?” Every day I fight an impulse to scribble all over it with my red pen, but I can’t bring myself to do it.

She also posts notes all over the place, each and every one of which commits some type of homophone offense (to/two/too, your/you’re, it’s/its, there/their/they’re.) Nobody says anything so the hot mess continues…

You know, all these years, I’ve been using a little black dot at the end of my sentences. It seems that I must have been mistaken. As we can all see above, every sentence is to be ended with a large green underline. Too bad this comment program won’t allow such things, otherwise I would go back and correct all of my other comments.

P.S. Lisa, I would love to walk through this adolescent home you speak of. That story made me laugh. :)