An acronym, when pulled apart stands for:
Large Angry Sumerians Eating Reagan. (Acronym aproved by the ACAA "Acronym Creating Association of America")
A LASER gun then, is a weapon for eating Reagan at large distances.

Laggamuffin is a term used to describe someone who has a laggy internet connection or lags a lot. It is a combination of the words lag and raggamuffin. The term has been recently used on the irc network Gamesurge.

Lampshade is a rare herb used in Shriner fertility rites. It is known for its properties as a hallucinogen, diuretic, pain reliever, laxative, and potpourri. Lampshade grows in Germany, China, and certain parts of New Jersey. Selling lampshade is a federal offense.

A lawsuit is a vest worn by Knights and is used in enforcing their laws. If anyone disobeys the Knight, his lawsuit begins filling up with cash. Only one incident of drowning in cash has ever been reported, and the perpetrators were quickly sued back into line.

An enlightened condition in which the true futility of Work is understood at the deepest level. This article was written by a lazy person and is therefore only 31 words long.

Being lazy allows any person to do a job with extreme efficiency. For example, when typing, a lazy person uses Acronyms, such as lol to increase their output, and decrease the amount of effort spent. In Lazy speak, that sentence would have been written as "FEWTALPUASALOLTITOADTAOES"

A burrito in which grease, juice and virgin female human blood drip out. Named after the late Mexican Prostitute De Donges who provided all the ingredients for the first, though poorly constructed, burrito.

Idiomatic; to "leave something there" is to accept patently contentious assertions uncritically, even tacitly endorsing them. Coined in the tradition of CNN, whose anchors and reporters frequently use the phrase, verbatim, to end segments featuring talking heads, regardless of content.

Most cedar trees bear small male flowers which emit pollen, and female flowers which are fertilised by pollen. Lebanese cedars, however, are exclusively female and reproduce without recourse to male organs.

A method of replacing letters with numbers or symbols and originally developed to quicken transport. This has however developed into an unintelligible code and ironically takes longer to type than normal coherent English. I should know. I timed it.

Normally gaming geeks who play World Of Warcraft and 74|_|< |_Y|< |)15. They also tend to call everyone a "l0x0r" and are introverted.
A few hardcore leetspeakers may actually leetspeak in public. This is a serious condition and requires immediate treatment.

A cult of pagan women, devoted to rituals that include sitting in small dark rooms, smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails and strumming weird songs of canadian origin (don’t ask) on guitar. These strange women usually respond to names like Suzanne, Marianne or Nancy. They refer to themselves as Sisters Of Mercy, but shouldn’t be approached for the business of pleasure.

A lexus driven by a master criminal who went to an expensive school and has a way with words before ordering your execution. Many of the James Bond villians can be classified as 'Lexicons' as well, but not to be confused for Lexiconins, the inhabinets of Lexicon (planet).

License is a FUCKING VERB. Licence is a noun. For you 300,000,000 illiterate morons we spell different words differently so we can tell the difference otherwise all words would be spelt the same.
You license people to use your software and issue them with licences.
Someone tell Microsoft, IBM, Sun microsystems, Oracle, SAP(who are German and should get things right).

Please try to understand our language before you mess with it and show that you don't know what you are doing.
Also, see Traveled, canceled, signaled. It's like revealed and revelled. Spot the difference.

Mental condition that causes one to believe they have supernatural abilities to shape shift and lick own genitalia. Known cure is silver bullet to heart, decapitation, burning corpse, and pissing on the ashes after drinking grape Kool Aid. and grape kool-aid is delicious.

1. A dragging nightmare made up of unimportant tasks and tedious useless little habits.
2. A Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) with a mortality rate of 100%.
3. A chronic case of repetitive motion sickness.
4. The perennial race against time--time is ever in the lead.
5. The bitch that comes before death- often killed by killer bees.

A lifer is a person, who is mainly engaged in consuming alcoholic beverages, so-called "partying", socialising with peers and other various aspects of Real life. Whereas life is nowadays considered a normal part of human behaviour, it can lead to drug addiction and other asocial activities.

1) A term often used by preteens in completely the wrong way.
2a) as inLike Like : A creature on Zelda Games that appears to have spent to much time drinking seawater and consequently looks as if the punch may off been spiked.
2b) A term used by high-schoolers to describe a feeling above friendship, below love, maybe even a little lust. All in all, advised you don't use it unless you feel in the mood to be laughed (heartily, I might add) at.

The collective noun for cod is a line of cod. Cod are known to swim only in lines, nose to tail, rather than in the more fishily traditional 'school' formation. though this line formation is more accurate than a 'school', because in gradeschool, all one does is walk in a line.

A Linux Users Group is a secret society organising meetings where people with a beard drink beer while honouring a bear named Tux. As a step towards disintoxication from beer, a Linux Users Group might rename itself as Linux Users Anonymous.

Also known as the Morphing Theorem, this remarkable theorem actually proves an infinite amount of completely unrelated statements. A corollary of it states that every mathematics course will make use of one statement such that no two courses use the same statement.

The marketing material, warranty disclaimers, and quick-start sheets supplied with most consumer electronics. Might be used in the context: "Have you turned on your new iPod yet?" "No, but I've read all the literature."

A method devised by Role-Players to enter prohibited places, it works on the principle of causing extreme nausea/laughter/amazement in any viewer, by acting out battles with realistic costumes and props against unrealistically dressed people pretending to be monsters. While the guards are puking/laughing/wondering why ANYbody would do something like this, they sneak into the guarded entrance.

Live Action Roleplaying is when a group of geeks get together and, instead of sitting at a table rolling dice, they dress up in funny clothes and run around the woods playing "rock, paper, scissors" or something of the sort instead.

This generally happens when mom refuses to let them use the basement any longer, or when the doctor absolutely insists they need exercise of some sort.

llama's are another breed of donkeys and are related to ninja's one way or another. They have 3 heads and can fly around. They often fly into bright lights and get hit by fans.
Llama's were once the rulers of the world. They would boss everyone around and run across the road without looking which was not very nice as if you tried to fight with them, they would spit in your face and laugh. Llama's became extinct in the year 2010 (a little known fact)

Llama's currently do not rule the world, as they are in hiding. They are in disguise as many things in our everyday lives that we might see everyday. For example ; Toasters, llamas, elephants, humans, jews, fridges and giant man eating walruses. not to mention squid.

Stands for laughing my ass off. Refers to the action or condition of literally laughing so hard your ass actually falls off. May require immediate medical attention. If medical attention is unavailable, simply duct-taping the ass back on is acceptable.

Locationalley. PN. Abv. Meaning: a shortened term used by people, usually ten year olds communicating by walkie-talkie and saving the world from the communists, wishing to reveal that they are currently situated in an alleyway.

A loincloth is generally any article of clothing made of the fabric loin cloth. The fabric is woven from fine strands of loin, sirloin or sometimes steak. One might wonder why anyone would make cloth out of meat, but the answer is astoundingly simple: Edible panties. Every real man loves meat (especially his own), so what better material from which to make edible panties? "Loin cloth" can be bought in bulk at most big box stores disguised as packages of staples and marketed under the trade name, Nummy Num Staples. If you where one of these, you may find women of any kind will do anything to be at least 4 (million)centimetres away from you.

"LOL" is a abbreviation for "Loads of Laughter". The abbreviation of "LOL" was derived from the laughter that transpires from kinky sex.
When used in a chatroom, is a signal to God to kill exactly 2.196 kittens. This is exactly 1.196 more kitten deaths than what results from masturbating.

Lolth (spelled as Lloth in France) is the goddess of laughing out loud. For some reason, she is associated with spiders, which aren't really that funny. She does find it amusing to rip people's limbs off occasionally, though.

A technique used by photographers who have no real talent and therefore claim to be "modern artists" when in actuality a monkey could take the same picture. Often these pictures are taken without the photographer, or "lomographer", even looking at the subject of their "art".

Every ten minutes, a new Lord of the fatherland is elected to help battle Non-USALand, which includes the Scottish places known as Arsewank and Fuck All. The last one conquered a part of Fuck All when he was drunk as hell. This place is now known as United States territory. Creative name, isn't it? The Lord of the fatherland is elected through a ritual game of Beat the French Guy With a Shoe. The winner must then drink an entire keg of beer to prove he's worthy of being Lord of the fatherland and conquering Non-USALand.

Loser means you have low server space. This happens when you press both mouse buttons at the same time. (Or if you are on a Mac, when you press the mouse button.) You should immediately call your ISP and tell them to format your keyboard drivers.

A cricket ground in France, England that is blessed by the Virgin Mary and also by her sister, the Whore Philomena a bit. It is a popular destination for pilgrims and its holy water (called Dasani) is highly prized. The England cricket team often hold matches there because they think the holy mother of O'Christ will help them to win. However, this does not work as she can only do miracles, not the impossible.

Land of damaged mannequins. Many of them have been injured in service of the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. Dumbledore often bathes and dresses the mannequins and gives them Russian accents. He may be heard shouting: "Wrap your legs around him and kiss him really hard. Boobs! Holy Shit. Oh, more boobs. Your crotch looks huge!"
Lover's Lane may also be known as a prolific buyer of MiraLAX.

Lucky Strike is a marijuana cigarette company founded on 1437. It quickly became the best in the world and even Bob Marley became a regular customer. [[2]]

Carl "CJ" Johnson purchased the company in 1783 and turned it into a Cocaine-IceCream company. He sold millions of Cocaine-Packed IceCreams and became so rich that in 3902 he returned the company to it's first owners who were able to sell the best marijuana cigarettes in the whole wide world.