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Hugging is what you do when you're standing up. Cuddling is what you do when you're lying down.

To completely spell it out, since the below people apparently have no idea what cuddling is: you and another (usually) person lie down next to each other in such a way that the two bodies are touching AND the arms of at least one person are wrapped around the other person.

GEEZ!!!

"I love cuddling with you."
"But we're not cuddling; this is a hug since we are standing up."
"Oh. Wanna lie down and cuddle then?"
"Yes, because that would make sense."

Actually -- just like a regular creampie has nothing to do with licking the fluids back up, neither does an anal creampie. An anal creampie is simply ejaculating inside somebody's ass and then having it ooze back out.

The anal creampie is a beautiful thing, as are those who receive them, and especially as are those who receive them in front of a video camera while spreading their ass cheeks for optimal viewing.

Ron Jeremy is much more than the most famous modern male porn star. And there is more to him than his average looks and enormous phallus.

- In addition to the near-countless number of pornographic films he has appeared in, he has also acted in a number of low-budget camp and horror movies (Orgazmo, Terror Firmer, Andre the Butcher, and many others)
- A documentary was made about him, titled simply "Pornstar"
- He has participated in many public debates about pornography, gaining notoriety for his surprisingly well-formed, well-articulated, and well-supported arguments.
- He is in fact about to auto-fellate.
- He has appeared in a number of commercials.
- Performed a rap cameo on stage with Kid Rock
- Noted for an acting ability that outstrips that of most pornstars.
- Nicknamed "The Hedgehog"

There are also rumors that Ron Jeremy has a master's degree in special education.