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INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY / MARCH 8TH / ASK iAN

THANK YOU / WE LOVE YOU ALL.

IF YOUR IDEA OF A WOMAN IS TITS SPINNIN' ROUND A POLE, YER ONE FUCKED PIECE OF SAUSAGE, PAL. WOMEN DO EVERYTHING I CAN DO BUT BETTER. WHEN I WAS AFRAID OF HEIGHTS A WOMAN'S HAND TOOK MINE AND I SCALED THE HEIGHTS. WHEN I THOUGHT I COULDN'T CARRY ON, THE WINK OF A WOMAN'S EYE TOLD ME DIFFERENT. MEN ARE NOT THE FORCE...JUST THE BRUTE FORCE...THE ARMED FORCE...THE FORCE AGAINST NATURE.
YOU DON'T APPROVE OF ABORTION?
SINK YER COCK IN THE MUD OR KEEP YER FLY ZIPPED, PINWHEEL.
WOMEN COULDN'T EVEN VOTE OR RIDE BICYCLES OR WEAR SLACKS
FOR HOW LONG, YA DARK AGERS? LET ALONE DRINK, SMOKE AND FUCK WHOM THEY PLEASED.
JET A WATERMELON FROM YER ASSHOLE YA BACKWOODS CRIPPLES...
WOMEN ARE PURE GOLD, RIGHT OR WRONG, MAD OR BRILLIANT WHICH IS OFTEN THE SAME...
HOW COULD YOU COME OUT OF A WOMAN'S VAGINA AND THEN TELL WOMEN THEY CAN'T VOTE OR DO ANY FUCKING DUMB JOB YOU DO?
YER FUCKING HIGH, THAT'S WHY.
GAY WOMEN, BLACK WOMEN, WOMEN IN WHEELCHAIRS, EVERY GOD DAMNED ONE OF 'EM I LOVE.
BLESS YOU ALL AND THANK YOU FOR SHOWING US HOW TO GET SHIT DONE.
AND THANX FOR THROWING A FUCK INTO US CAUSE WE PROBABLY DON'T MOST OF THE TIME DESERVE SUCH LOVE, SUCH CARESS, SUCH CARE AND SUCH LUCK.
IF A WOMAN IS CRAZY...JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE, DON'T TRY TO FINAGLE, BARTER OR OUTWIT WITH YOUR DRYWALL TOOLS OF BASIC MATH KNOWLEDGE
LEAVE THE FUCKING PREMISES, SON! SCOOT OUT!
AND WHATEVER YOUR MOTHER SAYS, NO MATTER HOW CRAZY...FOLLOW THE FUCK THROUGH!
SOME WOMEN ARE DUMBER THAN HELL , BUT THAT IS NOT A WOMAN...THAT'S JUST A DUMB ASS PERSON...
TRUE WOMEN...YOU LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM...AND THAT IS THE FUN IN IT ALL...LEARNING SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS GREAT, INSTEAD OF BEING A COCK THINKIN' HE KNOWS ALL THY SCORES...BUNCH AH JACK APE BULLSHIT.
IF A WOMAN CAN'T TEACH YOU SOMETHING TRUE OR WONDERFUL, OR HELPFUL OR ENLIGHTENING...THEN YER BOTH A PAIR OF JACK-APES.
I
LOVE
REAL
WOMEN
THEY TEACH
AND THEY BEFRIEND SOMETIMES GAY MEN, MAKING GAY MEN EVEN MORE WONDERFUL KOOL THAN THEY ALREADY WAS...
I CAN'T WRITE ENOUGH GOOD THINGS ABOUT THE FEMALE...SHE IS JUST SOMETHING YOU KNOW...NEVER POSSESS...RAIN AND A CLOUD...HOW I DO ADORE THEM ALL.
THE REASON WAR IS STILL ALIVE AND NOT IN A HISTORY MUSEUM
IS BECAUSE
A WOMAN ISN'T RUNNING
THE GIG
FOR IF SHE WAS?
YOU'D HAVE A WAR
ABOUT A DAY
LONG
AND IT WOULD BE OVER.
SILLY BEAST'.
CASH IN THE BANK
DICKS IN THE DIRT
TEA & WHISKEY
BY 5PM
DINNER AT
8
DON'T BE LATE
LATER
FUCKERS.