‘Lovely rumour’ – seriously? I’ve been singing ‘ugly rumour’ for the last 30 years.

31 December 2013

Brumbiscuit

Either way (and it is “lovely*”), Ms Midler is having the last laugh by surviving so long and ensuring her place on the TNLINOST board should she expire any time soon. Besides which, the phonetics using “ugly” don’t work for me.

* I think it’s “lovely” because I see it an attack on the MOTR schmaltz that Midler represented. The sort of entertainment that Daily Mail readers enjoy. See also Michael Bublé.

31 December 2013

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