A Box Full of All the Things You're Trying to Quit

Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in this box

By Evan Bleier

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Thanks to a gal named Pandora, we all know about the existence of boxes that it’s best to keep closed because they’re filled with bad things.

Thanks to a guy named David Linley, we also now know about the existence of boxes it’s best to open up because they’re filled with bad things.

Designed to make partaking in three of our favorite vices as easy as skipping church on Sunday morning, the Vice Box contains everything you need to drink, smoke and gamble like a hedonist.

Vice Box (2 images)

Lined with hand-dyed red bolivar veneer, the walnut and sycamore box contains two packs of playing cards, a wooden holder containing 300 clay chips, a Trafalgar whiskey decanter with four curved tumblers, a cigar cutter and a holder for a dozen cigars.

Available in the U.S. for a bit less than $15k, the handsome box can be customized with an engraveable sterling silver poker plaque for your favorite heathen and will also ship for free.