Few footy related joke

Nothing ever worth reading in the “off topic” thread normally so I’m hoping to get a thread going with a few footy related jokes. Hope you enjoy and add a few your self.
Watford player walks in the Physio room, physio says where does it hurt? Player says Deeney!
Watford wanted 2 matts but ended up with janmaat!
You ever been to Jordan? Ibe been there!
Do arsenal have a good goalie yet? Let me just cech.
My misses thought lingard was a deodorant!
Have you ever helda costa cup?
When you are going to buy a car why would you Pickford?
Is it me or does Man City not have a hart any more?
My gay friend supports Man City. The irony!