Thursday, May 10, 2007

April saw the second best day ever on the blog with 15,747* unique visitors coming by to sniff my pineapple body lotion. As you know, March was a record month with 312,726 visitors, but this was eclipsed by April which rose to nearly half a million. Thong news clearly travels quickly around the blogosphere as page impressions were also up from March's rather dismal 369,308 with 940, 493 pages served in the last month.

Here are my top sites for April. All these sites referred at least 100 people here.

Dave: sorted... I had the pair with the super elasticated gusset in stock.

Mopsa: See above.

Ms. Baroque: Yes, well, you might have noticed that I've adopted your habit of footnoting my posts. I think the discrepancy can be explained by + and - figure I quote at the bottom. You know what they say about lies, damn lies, and statistics, but I think my figures are accurate and I'll defy anybody to prove otherwise.

Mutterings: No commission but a jewel encrusted posing pouch is on its way to you.

Jan: I might have miscounted. There might only have been 99 but what they lacked in numbers they made up for in quality.

Ian: I'm shocked about the fanny lollies. I saw an ad for a chocolate thongs today but I really didn't want to consider it for too long...

I'm also shocked to discover an error in my stats. I couldn't have got 100 visitors from your eminent blog since you don't link to me. My heart is broken, my thong string snapped and hanging between my knees with disappointment. You link to my namesake but not me...

Steve: Only No. 2? Come come. Doesn't quality of visitors count for something? And don't I fill that portion of your blog that needs more handsome men shrouded in pink and with long flowing locks?

Ah, Ian, I'm grateful that you've responded to my thong waving bullying. You have to see that I'm out to conquer blogland and I need more traffic if I'm to be invited onto News 24 to review the day's papers.

It's taken me hours to figure out that milk remark but now I have it's worth it. From now on, that's the only way I'll refer to it.