More evidence of the pirates – temperature relationship

Published April 4th, 2008 by Bobby Henderson

The evidence for the relationship between pirates and global temperature continues to mount.

CNN reports, “The International Maritime Bureau, which tracks piracy, said in its annual report earlier this year that global pirate attacks rose by 10 percent in 2007, marking the first increase in three years. ”

Then, BBC News reports “Global Temperatures to decrease“.

The mainstream media may ignore the pirate-temperature link that Pastafarians have long known, but soon the evidence will be so overwhelming that they cannot ignore the Truth.

Further evidence: Google Trends shows a very solid relationship.

That screenshot is remarkable and 100% legit – not doctored. You can try it yourself here.

Congrats to Pastafarians Oliver and Adrian for spotting the CNN/BBC evidence.

In a dramatic move, the UN IPCC has begun a global piracy campaign to combat global warming. We should all do our part and steal a vessel of some sort, no matter how small. I guess what I’m trying to say is, go grab someone else’s dinghy and save the planet.

@Ian K Apr 6th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
“LOL people, that website searches for web articles pertaining to the words entered into the search bar… and you attack us Christians for having silly beliefs…”
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Umm…derr….yeah!