Kim: Careful, Bonnie, I hear when you reach 160, you spontaneously combust.

Kim: Ron, have you been listening to a word I've said.

Ron: Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me after all I've done for the squad, after all I've done for her? I can't believe this!...Close quote. [Kim looks at him in askance] Now, were you listening to my burrito problem?

Ron: [after watching Killigan disappear through a hole beneath his feet] Suddenly, the whole world is full of holes that people just whoosh away in.

Kim: Okay, flip mode. Watching wrestling, playing video games, and downing "snackage." It must be brutal being you.

Ron: Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Not to mention the pressures of maintaining my image. [Kim gives him a sideways glance] Okay, so I don't exactly have an image yet; but I'm working on it. And frankly, it's exhausting!

Mrs. Possible: As a board-certified neurosurgeon, I've got to say: It's just not possible to swap brains.

Ron as Kim: Point taken, Dr. P, but how else do you explain my bare midriff?

Ron: You get one chimerito and they give you like a dozen little packets of Diablo sauce. You can't possibly use all this sauce. Somewhere, there's a landfill loaded with unopened hot sauce. And someday, I'm gonna find it.

Ron: I think your natural competitive Kim-ness has taken you to a very dark place.

Kim: Mixed. The good part, I rescued a priceless icon from a ferociously snaky, spiky pit. Less good, a ninja stole it.

Dr. Possible: Isn't that just like those darn ninjas?

Lord Monty Fiske: Crazy, you say? Like it was crazy to spend the family fortune on radical genetic mutation and dangerous experimental surgery? Like it was crazy to become a man-monkey WHO VIOLATES EVERY LAW OF NATURE AND SCIENCE?! [calms down] It's a touch unconventional...

Lord Monty Fiske: Bow to my power! I am... MONKEY FIST!

Monkey Fist: And so, monkey hater, we meet again...! [bell chimes] Serenity time, time to center...

Kim Possible: Listen, I'm sorry you almost plunged to your death on worldwide television...

Brick Flagg: Kim, stop. I get it now.

Kim Possible: (dubious) You do?

Brick Flagg: Sure. You had that skinny guy expose Adrena Lynn so she'd freak out and set up this whole 'Save Brick' thing, just to prove you dug me! Kim, you're nice and all, but you try too hard. If you just asked me out, that's cool, but this is too much. I'm sorry, but it's over.

Ron: Did you see it? My name in lights? Well, in ink actually, but still.

Kim: Ron, you ferociously misquoted me!

Ron: Whoa. I may have done a tiny bit of rephrasing but, come on; you'd think a crime-fighting cheerleader would give a more interesting interview. The paper liked my story so much, they're giving me a column!

Ron: (to the cafeteria lady) I'll have an omelet, whites only. (gets a heap of greasy food) (to Kim) She must not know who I am.

Kim: I'm not sure I know who you are.

Brick (to Wade): Hey, you're Kim's computer dude.

Wade: And you're that "Kim thinks you're hot" dude.

Brick: (proudly) Yeah, yeah, that's me.

Kim: Excuse me, uh, Brick, I have to go.

Brick: See you Friday.

Wade: He seems nice.

Kim: Okay, spit it out, computer dude.

Ron: What a story! Adrena Lynn is a real hero.

Kim: Ron, she stole that blimp.

Ron: This is art, KP. Sacrifices must be made.

Ron: (notices the Adrena Lynn dummy that Kim saved) Oh, no, it can't be! It was just a dummy. She didn't even fall.

Kim: Ron, get over it, already.

Ron: Sorry, KP, but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just get over.

Kim: And this from a wrestling fan?

Ron: I don't get the connection.

Wade: Looks like Pop-Pop Porter got so much publicity; he's not pressing charges for the blimp theft.

Ron: She's getting away with it?

Wade: Well, I was able to highlight the key areas on that photo file.

Ron: She calls herself extreme. The big fake!

Kim: Imagine that. Lying to the public just to build up your own reputation.

Anchorwoman: And, in our top story, Ron Stoppable of the Middleton High newspaper reports that extreme teen Adrena Lynn is an extreme fake.

Ron: (shows a newspaper) I'm in the paper, too. I'm national, baby!

Kim: (reads from the newspaper) "Ace reporter Ron Stoppable, heralded for breaking the story of TV fake. Adrena Lynn's ratings plummet faster than her fake fall." Can this get any more annoying?

[After Jim and Tim end up in the hospital]

Kim: You were doing what?!

Jim: Bungee jumping out of a blimp, like Adrena Lynn.

Tim: Only we didn't have a blimp, so we used the roof.

Jim: And we didn't have a bungee cord, so we used yarn.

Mr. Dr. Possible: That Adrena Lynn is a menace!

Mrs. Dr. Possible: (angrily) She didn't really bungee jump out of a blimp. Don't you boys watch the news?

Jim: No. The only show we watch is Adrena Lynn.

Kim: Brick, wait! We need to talk.

Brick: Did you just say "we need to talk"? (Kim nods) That's exactly what Amelia said last year when she dumped me. I mean, when we, you know, broke up.

Kim: Well, you can't really call it breaking up if we haven't even...

Brick: I was a wreck. I totally blew it in the big game against East Side. So, what did you wanna talk to me about?

Kim: Just that... I can't wait for Friday either.

Brick: Cool. (walks off)

Kim: I am so toast.

(At the Possible residence, the TV is only showing static)

Mr. Dr. Possible: Darn TV!

Tim: You have to make it work. What good having a broken leg if you can't watch TV all day?

Mrs. Dr. Possible: Maybe this is a good thing. We can have quality family time.

(Pause)

Jim: (desperate) Dad, please!

Tim: You're rocket scientist. Can't you do something?

Mr. Dr. Possible: Well, I could put it in geosynchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help.

Adrena Lynn: (about Kim) She is so toast! Roll the camera!

Cameraman: Hello, Lynn, we've been cancelled!

Adrena Lynn: We're not cancelled until I say we're cancelled! (Cameraman starts to film as she talks) A lonely highway, a desperate mission. Tonight I will pull my greatest stunt yet! Revenge against Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable! (the camera man cuts the camera) How's that for a teaser?

Cameraman: Good. It'd be better if we had an audience.

Adrena Lynn: Oh, we will.

[When Kim comes home]

Mrs. Dr. Possible: Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.

Kim: He's not my boyfriend!

Mrs. Dr. Possible: That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?

Drakken: Ah, it went to voice mail! Um, hello, Shego, Dr. Drakken. I hope you're having a nice vacation. Uh, when you get the chance, could you get up here to the North Pole and save me?! Please! It's cold and windy and dark, and we've got nothing to...!

[Shego is surprised to hear that Drakken has comped her vacation.]

Shego: [reads note] "Shego, just my way of saying thanks for a super year, and Merry Christmas. Yours in evil, Dr. Drakken." Aw, that is so nice! Guess I should have taken his call.

[Drakken and Ron are fighting over the last chicken leg.]

Drakken: [crying] Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent...! Not Europe.

Mrs. Possible: Kimmy! Where's Ron?

Kim: [crying] I... I don't know.

[Drakken, Shego, Ron, and the Possible Family around a fire in an igloo at the north pole]

Drakken: This truce only lasts through the new year. After that, I'm gonna open up a big bag of freak on all of you!

(Ron gets Drakken's phone to call for help)

Ron: Hello, information? What's the number for 911?

Kim: Thanks for the lift, Mr. Nakasumi.

Nakasumi: (whispers)

Ms. Yori: Nakasumi-san says, it is the least he can do, after you saved his video game factory in time for Christmas rush.

Drakken: First, you'll be sealed in a reinforced titanium box. Next, you will be dropped into this bottomless chasm. Then, the chasm will be filled with water. Then, man-eating sharks and a giant squid will then be released into the water!

Shego: Wait, if the chasm is bottomless, how can you fill it with water?

[pause]

Drakken: IT'S VERY, VERY DEEP, ALL RIGHT?! (inhales) Lastly, I shall freeze over the water with a six-foot layer of solid GLACIAL ICE! (inhales) ANY QUESTIONS?

Ron: Dating could be good, ya know, the date thing... But what if it tanks? It could totally wreck our friendship! No. No! I can't let that happen! Only one thing to do: break up with Kim! Thanks, man. You've been a big help.

Kim: Where are we this time? Shego: I'm gonna say pro-wrestling. Kim: Mm. Good call. Shego: Could this be any easier? Kim: Uh, I don't think so.

Host: We are ninety stories above a busy city street. Does that scare you? Shego: No. Kim: Not really. Shego: Should it? Host: Well yeah! Because we are talking about a bungee jump! [Kim and Shego look at each other] Aren't ya scared? Kim: No. Shego: Are you? Host: Why would I be- AHH! [Shego grabs him and jumps over the side of the building] Shego: Here we go, pretty boy! Kim: [exasperated] Shego! [jumps after them]

Kim: Here they come!

Drakken: Um, what comes where?

Shego: [to Drakken] I blame you for this.

Drakken: Come Shego, I've made some repairs to the compiler. Its time to leave this travesty!

Shego: Um, that doesn't look very-

Drakken: Stop being panic Nancy! [grabs her wrist and goes through the vortex]

Wade: Everything's back to normal... mostly. Kim: So what happened to Drakken? Wade: Looks like he took a detour. Toys: Lalalalalalalalalala! Shego: This is so worse that moopy. Toy: Today's color is green! Do you see anything green? Shego: Yeah, I got your green, felt-face!

Ron: I know! You'd think a swank joint like this could spring for a real box of crayons! Oh, and watch your vocab, Kim, "ludicrous" is kind of a grownup word. Remember, you're 12, so maybe "doofy" or "stupido"?

Monique: If the stuff in that coupon book was worth anything, they wouldn't be giving it away.

Ron: I won't dignify that with a response!

Monique: Cause you don't have one.

Ron: Well duh! Why else do you pull that line?

Shego: Not to seem ungrateful, Junior, but why *did* you break me out of prison?

Junior: Well, my father's birthday is coming up and...

Shego: Hold it right there, slick. I don't do cakes, okay? I don't bake 'em, and I don't jump out of 'em!

Ron: I get showed up on every mission we go on, you don't hear me whining!

[Kim and Monique give him a sideways glance]

Ron: I could whine more... A lot more!

Barkin: Listen up, cafeterians. In compliance with district guidelines, we have been ordered to divulge to you the contents of mystery meat.

[film reel begins playing]

Film announcer: Mystery Meat: from the slaughterhouse to your house...

[scene cuts to all the students running out of the school screaming]

Ron: I knew there were snouts!

Camille: There are plenty of suspects: One, Star Lette: her last three movies tanked. Two, The Holston Twins: they fell to number 3 on the "World's Richest Kids" list. Three, M.C. Honey: things must be bad, I hear she flew commercial.

Jim: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Sinclair.

Sinclair: It's the least I could do after you tutored my Kenny with calculus.

Tim: Derivates of inverse functions, so not the drama.

Kim: Huh?! Can you not?

Tim: You can use "hicka bicka boo"!

Kim: Why would I?

Jim: So you could be cool.

Kim: I am cool!

Kim: [about Jim & Tim] They're old enough to be in high school but not old enough to stay home by themselves?

Mr. Possible: Not without vaporizing the garage.

Kim: I'm sorry you must be this[holds her hand high above their heads] tall to ride.

Kim: [repeated line] Height limit.

Tim/Jim: And then when we were on a trip to Yosemite...

Kim: [gasps] No... not the poison oak story!

Camille: It's so hard to be me.

Kim: Oh, Ron. I'm not a model.

Ron: Why not? You're beautiful.

(Kim is left speechless, then looks at him and smiles)

Ron: She's not in wardrobe. Hey look, I'm already here.

Kim: Two Rons... but only one (calls out) Rufus!

M.C. Honey: Say what?

Camille: But I can't be seen buying socks! Eww! Socks are gross.

Britina: Camille?

Camille: Brit, I came as soon as I heard.

Britina: But I called you three days ago.

Camille: Silly, my callback list was epic this week. It's so hard to be me.

Britina: These are BFF's from way back, Kim Possible and... (turns to Ron) this guy, who's usually with her.

Camille: Kim Possible! I wore your look once - for about five minutes.

Frugal Lucre: So anyway, I was in line behind Big Tony, you know with the glandular problem, and he takes two puddings, two! And the guards didn't even bust him for it. I tell you, the money this prison wastes, its criminal!

Drakken: You used to think you were all that, but you don't remember the 'all that-ness' that you used to think that you were then... but not now..."

Shego: ...Y-yeah, just stop.

Ron: Morning Mr. Dr. P, Mrs. Dr. P. So any progress?

Mrs. Possible: Good news! Most of Kim's basic memory has been restored.

Mr. Possible: But there was little mix up with the dish washer and bathtub this morning.

Mrs. Possible: Worked out fine. Kimmie and the dishes all got clean.

Ron: Uh... but what about-

Mr. Possible: Don't worry. The forks and knives were in the faced down position.

Kim: Hi Rob!

Ron: Ron.

Kim: Ugh! Right! Right! [Hits herself on the head]

Ron: It's O.K., it's O.K. It'll come back. So you know who I am?

Kim: Of course I do. You're my best friend.

Kim: Are you hitting on me?

Ron: Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend. We do everything together.

Ron: [happy and relieved] Yes! O.K. we are back on track. Ugh, talk about a relief.

Mrs. Possible: Oh Ron, one thing-

Ron: [pushing Kim towards his motor bike] No, not to worry, I'll have KP back in time for dinner. After school, I'll give her a refresher around Middleton. It'll be like a second first date. [nudges Kim]

Kim: Are you hitting on me?

Ron: Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend. We do everything together.

Kim: You? Boyfriend? [snickers, then] Oh... wait you're serious?

Ron: Oh-ho, that wasn't painful at all. [snaps his fingers and Rufus gives Ron the bouquet of flowers Ron bought for Kim] Serious, see no see what I just did there [ presents Kim with the flowers] It's boyfriend stuff. So, do you remember now?

Kim: No, but thanks for the salad [ thinking the bouquet is a salad, Kim eats it]

Nanny Maim: Apparently, during your last visit, I did not make myself clear.

Kim: Oh, it’s very clear. You’re creating an army of super babies, and using them to steal pacifiers.

Ron: Ok, now see I was thinking that but when you said it out loud, I-it sounded silly.

Kim: I know.

Nanny Maim: (tsking) So very naughty, trying to muck up Nanny Maim’s plans like this. (sips tea) Hmmmm, what to do?

Kim: You could tell us what this is all about. That’s sort of traditional in situations like this.

Nanny Maim: Well deary, back in the day I trained the sternest nannies the world has ever seen, but times changed. A stern nanny was no longer the fashion. Fewer and fewer of my graduates were hired. Finally, nanny had to close her lovely academy for good.

Kim: So, this is about revenge?

Nanny Maim: Do not interrupt, that is quite rude. Nanny Maim realized you could make more money making children unhappy, then she could making them happy.

Ron: Hey, what’s more traditional than greed?

Kim: And the, um, hench-babies?

Nanny Maim: These little dears? They show just what traditional Nanning and firm discipline can accomplish. Also, feeding full-size henchmen gets a bit pricey.

Ron: Cheap, that’s traditional too.

Kim: The good guys getting free while the bad guy explains the plan… also traditional.

Ron: Ron Stoppable is more than a match for any baby! I got a little sis myself, so bring it on...! Waaaaa, blah no, I meant one at a time! AHHHH...!

Ron: Oh, glad that’s over.

Kim: Um, it’s not quite over. How many times did you go through that machine?

Ron: Well I lost count, why?(Wearing a diaper) Oh, you know I find the giant diaper a delightful change of pace.

Sumo Ninja: [same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!

Ron: There are guys out there that are better for you than Erik... guys that are real, for one thing.

Kim: Do you really think there's a guy out there for me?

Ron: Out there... in here...

Kim: (realizing what he means) Oh... really?

Ron: Sure, y'know, guys like- [Rufus pops out] Rufus?

Drakken: Okay, maybe she IS all that...

[on prom night, Kim unexpectedly has to fight a giant robot; after a near-miss from one of its weapons, she notices her scorched hem]

Kim: Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?

[on Prom Night]

Mrs. Dr. Possible: Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.

Dr. James Possible: [stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...

Eric: Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.

Dr. James Possible: [surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!

[Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera]

Ron: I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! MINE! I'M LOSING EVERYTHING I EVER CARED ABOUT!

Jim Possible: Ron's on TV!

Tim Possible: And he's freaking out!

Mrs. Dr. Possible: Honey, I think the boys are right.

Dr. James Possible: Hmm, Ronald, freaking?

[He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]

(Bonnie bursts out laughing while after a moment, everyone else cheers. Kim and Ron smile sheepishly and look unsure of what to do until Rufus jumps out of Ron's pocket and shoves them together. The two start dancing as Rufus and Monique lean against each other and smile, happy for their friends. Finally Kim and Ron stop dancing and smiling at each other, kiss)