I broke my right hand once and the cast made it so I couldn't shift the truck, being the dumbass I am I grabbed my trusty pocket knife and carved the cast out so I could grasp the shifter. The bone healed but it has a nice curve in it now, form fit to a semi shifter knob.

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Arguing with a truck driver is like wrestling with a pig in mud, eventually you realize the pig enjoys it.

I have this problem but only because I wear a size 16 shoe ... I had to remove the clutch and brake pedal pad so I wouldn't do it as often.

hey shaq, can i have your autograph?

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