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Sorry, NOT Mitt Romney. We just assumed, from the headline. It’s Vladimir Putin.

The Belfast Telegraph quotes the czar, referring to Pussy Riot, doing his best impersonation of Mittens:

“Whether the sentence was too much or too little is not for me to judge,” he said. “That is a matter for the court.” But he was characteristically firm: “If they had not broken the law, they would now be at home, doing the housework, or back at their jobs.”