3 seconds into the game, Sheed will be hit with a Flagrant Level 666 for ripping a ref's head off and lobbing it at another ref. He will be suspended for one half for forgetting to file his papers of intent with the league office before the action.

Larry Brown will get T'ed up twice and tossed for arguing the call, saying "The ref clearly initiated the contact by wrapping his head around Sheed's hands!"

After play resumes, Ben Wallace will slip in a puddle of the ref's blood and fall on Chauncey, sending both to the hospital as Billups' head gets lodged up Big Ben's ***.

Darko will get to play with 6 seconds left and score the Pistons' only goal of the game.

:pistons: 2
:heat: 1313

ChicagoJ

04-01-2004, 11:59 PM

We hardly need a good karma thread for Miami. The lowly Pacers just took care of the Heat with ease. There's no way they can even compete with us.