After
just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments,
a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their
marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's
throats for some time and felt that this was their last
straw.

When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counselor
jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What
seems to be the problem?"

Immediately, the husband held his long face down without
anything to say. In contrast, the wife began talking 90
miles an hour, describing all the wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor
went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed
her passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the
wife sat speechless.

The marriage counselor looked over at the husband, who
stared in disbelief. The counselor said to the husband,
"Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can
have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."