I bought a bunch of vinyl at the thrift store today that I'm recording for my iPod and my wife is making chicken paprikash for dinner. I think I might miss the TV show. Bonnie Raitt Home Plate is recording now.

Ugh. I just finished my mock ballot and realized I've only seen two movies that are nominated, one of which I downright loathed. Not coincidentally, the one that I loathed is also my pick for Best Picture - Comedy or Musical.

"An actress cries in a speech." "You see a person actively not listening to someone onstage."

Per Poehler, drink when:

"Any time someone says, 'I didn't prepare anything!'" "Any time Maggie Smith wins." (Poehler said this just after Fey suggested taking an item of clothing off any time Judi Dench is shown. We're going to figure she means drink, but if you want to get wild go with the stripping too. You could get pretty naked. Smith is both nominated for her work in Quartet and Downton Abbey.)