Well, we suppose if when Katie’s singing career hobby completely dries up she can always go into wrestling. She went along to G.A.Y on NYE to convince the crowd they’d chosen the right sexual orientation and perform something or other, in an irritatingly angsty way, we’d imagine.

She’s clearly decided to ditch the au natural brown crop and revert back to blonde too, therefore completing the eff-you-X-Factor transformation before she vanishes into fashion hell forever.