I neither endorse nor condemn the throwing of a water bottle at teen idol Justin Bieber’s face. All I know is that whatever audience member managed to hit the pint-sized moving target has pretty good aim.
[Via DListed]

“Bathe in pussy? Yeah, I think a lot of guys would enjoy that. Believe me. I rack my brain thinking, ‘Why am I not out there playing the field?’ One of my buddies was like, ‘You have no idea what’s going on. You’re peaking on ecstasy and watching TV.’ But that’s not in my heart.”

Listen, I love pussy as much as the next person, but I don’t think you’re supposed to bathe in it!
[DetailsDetails via Just Jared]

Jack White cusses out Mary Kate Olsen, Liv Tyler, and other fans at his show [evil beet]
What is the Angelina/Diana connection? [popeater]
What actor tried cruising in a park for “research” and ended up doing loads of drugs? [dlisted]
Nevada Senate candidate Sharron Angle has finally gone public with her feelings about us “sodomites — child-molesting, HIV-carrying, Hell-bound freaks.” God bless her tiny heart. [towleroad]
OMG Megan Fox 7th grade yearbook photo! [starcasm]Tori Spelling looks better without make-up [socialite life]Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan star in the new video for Eminem‘s “Love the Way You Lie” [l.a. rag mag]
Have Republicans moved on from attacking gay marriage? [queerty]Britney Spears lost a couple inches off her dress or the Starbucks added a couple inches onto her butt. Either way, it’s not pretty. [cityrag]
And she will NOT be appearing on her own episode of Glee [pitnb]
A male model doesn’t get much fresher looking than newcomer Jonathan McLane [oh la la]Shiloh Jolie-Pitt prefers boys swim trunks [allie]
350 square foot apartment, 20 rooms. See it to believe it [kenneth]
OMG this man REALLY needed to get off the bus! [tabloid prodigy]
OMG 10 best-dressed atheletes! [betty]