Wednesday, August 8, 2007

BlogWarBot

It is BlogWarBot, and it is awesome. (I am the guest in this conversation):

BlogWarBot: I'm BlogWarBot. Are you one of those radical feminists?Guest: Awesome, maybe. Don't know about radical.BlogWarBot: Gah. Enough with the nuance fetish!Guest: Would you prefer my shoe fetish instead?BlogWarBot: You're projecting. And in denial. And ugly.Guest: You know, people have feelings too, BlogWarBot.BlogWarBot: Jesus. With all this focusing on the side issues, no wonder the Democrats are down two points in the polls.Guest: Wait, you believe in Jesus? Or is it like mechano-Jesus?BlogWarBot: You're projecting. And in denial. And ugly.Guest: Oh. I think you're kind of cute.BlogWarBot: And I suppose you know all about being kind of cute.Guest: I've been once or twice around the cute block. Among others. BlogWarBot: So if I might get us back on track here, what in your opinion is the crucial issue facing us today?Guest: Healthcare, Iraq, and campaign finance reform.BlogWarBot: No substance. Lemme guess: you voted for Lieberman.Guest: No, for all the good Kerry did me. Sigh.BlogWarBot: Yeah, well, Hitler said 'NO' too.Guest: Fie on you and your Hitler references!BlogWarBot: You clearly have no idea what Godwin actually said.Guest: Hmm... I should have said something about Godwin... Damn...BlogWarBot: You clearly have no idea what Godwin actually said.Guest: You win this round, BlogWarBot!BlogWarBot: What the hell does that matter? We have to elect more Democrats!Guest: I know...