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Happy hour, now with your daily recommended intake of gravy.

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life . . . But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got gravy?

Meet Up

TnPSC has a weekly open meetup every Tuesday night starting around 6:30, lasting until people get bored and ride away. It's usually static, but we're currently on the lookout for our next space- keep an eye out while we float around the city! ALL scooterists, motorcyclists, and moped riders are welcome!

Every Friday, we meet for Happy Hour, at a different location each week. Come on Tuesday to find out where, or follow us here.