The CMAs writhed all over her for a half hour, failed to become erect and then moped around the house all evening before muttering something about having to get up early, kissing her lightly on the cheek, avoiding eye contact and driving home without even turning on the radio so it could hear the sound of failure rushing by in the night air?

I swear to whatever unholy deity is listening that if I go into one more farking bar where some fat swamp donkey plays that god damn song on the jukebox or sings it for karaoke I'm barring the doors and starting a Sambuca fire.

"Fark in the Butt""I am the man who made Linda Lovelace gag.""He has to pay for what I get for Free""Don't bite the Dick that Feeds you""Masturbation Blues""Cum Stains on the Pillow"(about a boy and his dog)"Itty Bitty Titties"

Is she even really country anymore? I mean, you are going to tell me "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" is a country song? In that case, I am incensed that Katy Perry didn't even get nominated for any CMAs!

Although, it did give us the very good Breaking Bad parody of the song/video... Link

mr lawson:HKWolf: There is a country music singer named Mac McAnally? Really? No picked up on this?

dude...Mac is one of the best songwriters alive. He is a lead member of Jimmy Buffett's band. Read up on the dude.

This was Mac's fifth consecutive Musician of the Year award. He's amazing, and has written a ton of songs made popular by other singers. A great guy too, don't miss the chance to see one of his shows. He's one of those twenty-year overnight success stories.

exick:NuttierThanEver: now if she gets shut out next year then I will believe that the Country music elite are tired of her teen angst country-pop songs

If that is the case, they should just shut down the CMAs completely because country music is literally a neverending minefield of angst and sorrow. I'm not much of a fan of country, but I do listen to it on occasion and I'll be the first to tell you that adult angst country-pop songs aren't any more tolerable than their teen counterparts.

Much of country music is a catalog of the causality and condition of arrested development.

She was nominated just because she remains enormously popular (trust me as the Dad of a 13 year old girl I know of what I speak). He latest album came out 10 days ago,now if she gets shut out next year then I will believe that the Country music elite are tired of her teen angst country-pop songs