Officer, I Swear It’s Just Coffee!!!

Ke$ha's song "Tik Tok" has the line "...before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack...." As a whiskey fan, that line tickles me.

As a fan of teeth, it's probably not a good idea.

I also don't condone having whiskey for breakfast...but if you can't have the real deal, and you'd like to trick your morning taste buds into believing they're gettin' high octane, there's a new product for you!