Starting to feel like I want to get back into it. And this would be the logical place to start: sitting inside, spraying about climbing.

Lost my psych after the rhode trip. Went out a couple of times with friends after I got home and was like "meh". So I've did the other things. I do miss cuddling CI's pasty white body in the molestar and watching Jack's liver-spotty old man hand tremble as it grips his cane. And the marmot is in the pegboarding world cup? I didn't know such a thing existed. Cammeh - is there a hangboarding World Cup too?

We has been over this.... more than once. It's knot a cane, unless it has teh curved handle.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

400, in CA.

Likely speeding.

I"m not sure what "speeding" and "See Eye" are doing in the same post.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

Nice! My story of victory against the machine goes thusly:

Flying out of Durango is a shitshow. First day we tried to get out the flight was delayed and we were going to miss our connection so we rescheduled for the next day after I talked to a very dense Indian woman for an hour or so. Next day I try to check in and don't have a seat - oversold! Go to the airport anyway and gripe to the guy a little and he's all stressed so I back oft.

Put Val on the flight and wait to see if anyone gives up their seat for the travel voucher. No luck. Have seat on next flight an hour later which will make the connection very close.

Waiting for it, the guy from United says "hey, you were denied boarding - you are entitled to compensation in the form of four times the face value of the ticket for the leg you were denied on". Hands me a check (not a travel voucher) for $1300!

Get on the next flight, sprint from one end of Terminal B to the other with 60 lbs of carry-ons. Barely make the last connection out. Winz!

Holy smokes, now that is a score. I didn't know they paid out cash, I thought it was only vouchers, tickets and coupons. Nice!

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

Nice! My story of victory against the machine goes thusly:

Flying out of Durango is a shitshow. First day we tried to get out the flight was delayed and we were going to miss our connection so we rescheduled for the next day after I talked to a very dense Indian woman for an hour or so. Next day I try to check in and don't have a seat - oversold! Go to the airport anyway and gripe to the guy a little and he's all stressed so I back oft.

Put Val on the flight and wait to see if anyone gives up their seat for the travel voucher. No luck. Have seat on next flight an hour later which will make the connection very close.

Waiting for it, the guy from United says "hey, you were denied boarding - you are entitled to compensation in the form of four times the face value of the ticket for the leg you were denied on". Hands me a check (not a travel voucher) for $1300!

Get on the next flight, sprint from one end of Terminal B to the other with 60 lbs of carry-ons. Barely make the last connection out. Winz!

Holy smokes, now that is a score. I didn't know they paid out cash, I thought it was only vouchers, tickets and coupons. Nice!

Gee, I missed donny victory story on the first read. Holy macaroni, that is awesome.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.

Allegedly.

Heh, I knew it was not speeding!

That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.

Allegedly.

Heh, I knew it was not speeding!

That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.

That's because you are whiny liberal nancy-boy with academic elitism written all over you. They love fleecing your type.

Between my beard and murderpup, the cops are generally pretty forgiving with issuing warnings. [knock on wood]

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

400, in CA.

Likely speeding.

I"m not sure what "speeding" and "See Eye" are doing in the same post.

Course, he may have moved up from the Mole Star.

that's true, a gud observation. even in teh jetta he is a known sub-60 driver.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.

Allegedly.

that's a lame ass ticket to get. those parking spots are hard to come by.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.

Allegedly.

Heh, I knew it was not speeding!

That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

400, in CA.

Likely speeding.

I"m not sure what "speeding" and "See Eye" are doing in the same post.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.

Allegedly.

Heh, I knew it was not speeding!

That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.

Times are tough so the cops tax the citizenry.

The actual fine is 279. But once you factor in the traffic school and the court fee for traffic school, it works out around 400.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

400, in CA.

Likely speeding.

I"m not sure what "speeding" and "See Eye" are doing in the same post.

Course, he may have moved up from the Mole Star.

that's true, a gud observation. even in teh jetta he is a known sub-60 driver.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.

Allegedly.

Heh, I knew it was not speeding!

That's pretty hefty for an illegal Yewie, though. I got pulled over for one of those in C-bus a few years back, but was let off with a friendly warning. That's actually the only time I've ever gotten a warning for anything, usually the cops hate me.

it's not just teh cops.

Heh, gud poynte.

Funny story that I just remembered from years back. When I first met clausti (what ever happened to her, I wonder?), we were camping and climbing on the Eastside of Cochise. East side, in my opinion, is a bit sketchier than the West side; you get away from the mountains and it's flat sprawling desolate methland, into some tiny towns and trailer parks, whereas the westside you can go to Tombstone.

Anyway, one night, we were driving into one of the small towns to get showers or something, it was after dark. Car started trailing us, and then it turned out to be a cop, pulled me over just as I was turning onto the main highway. I had a burned out rear brake light.

Guy didn't even mention the brake light, though. He just instantly started grilling me very skeptically. I mentioned we were camping, and he would say, "Oh yeah? Well where's all your camping gear?" And then glare in disbelief when I told him most of our gear was back at camp. Then he asked what I did, I said I was a grad student, and he cut me off, saying ever louder, "So, you don't work. You're unemployed. You're unemployed! You can just say that you don't work!"

About that time, we noticed that this un-uniformed, creeping gollum type had gotten out of the cop car's passenger side, and was slouching around my truck, peaking in the window, and leering at clausti. Very obviously not a cop. Shit was weird.

Anyway, I got written a fixit ticket, and that was it. But after that, the meth-heads lurking around the campground, and a few other things, we migrated over to the westside.

Cop forgot to tick a critical box on the ticket. I got stopped by cop 1, but he was late for a meeting and cop 2 wrote the ticket. He didn't check the box that said he didn't witness it but had reasonable belief that it happened.

So I'm there ready to argue my case. Cop gets up first and asks for dismissal

I will admit I was sorry I didn't get the chance to use my Johnny Cochrane closer: If the box was not ticked, you must acquit.

Saved me like 400 plus bucks. Schweet

What was the infarction?

Illegal U turn in downtown business district. I saw a parking spot on the opposite side of the street and I turned into it.

Allegedly.

that's a lame ass ticket to get. those parking spots are hard to come by.

No kidding. San Mateo has two motorcycle cops who aggressively enforce it. One of the caterers (AB *RIP* *P-BLL* shitz white pantz in rage) got one a week after I got mine.

When I first went to court to enter my plea, the judge did everything she could to discourage me from fighting it. She looked at the ticket, looked at me, and said '3rd street in San Mateo?' bingo. They get a lot of those.