Lindsay Lohan Posing Nude For Playboy

Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted … ONE MILLION dollars … to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference).
We’re told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price — but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in … but it’s a good bet she’ll be on the cover.

$750,000 for Lindsay Lohan?! How senile is Hugh Hefner getting over there? He’s probably letting woman with real tits live in the mansion at this point. It’s goddamn anarchy! Well, now that we know how Lindsay planned to eventually pay her lawyer because that one was bugging me, it’s nice to see her dad commemorated this day by reminding everyone how he’s one half the blame for the freckle-FUBAR that’s Lindsay’s life:

Tampa Police arrested Lindsay Lohan’s dad at 1:10AM ET after they responded to reports of a fight between Michael and a live-in girlfriend. Law enforcement sources confirm it was Lohan’s on again-off again GF Kate Major.
Now this part is classic Lohan: We’re told Michael complained of chest pains when he was taken into custody — so police took him to a hospital. We’re told Michael was treated, and then was attempting to slip out of the hospital on his own — until an officer spotted him, hauled him down to jail and booked him for the alleged domestic violence.

Michael Lohan faked a heart attack and then tried to escape from the hospital? Jesus Christ, they’re like a family of shitty supervillains. If someone checked in with Dina right now, she’s probably trying to rob a bank with a shrinking ray.

UPDATE: So Michael is Mel Gibson now. This was supposed to Lindsay’s special day!

The photo shoot crew with bring sleeping bags and supplies for several days, because that’s how late she’ll be.
Hef had better get a iron clad contract about what exactly he’s buying for that kind of coin. He’s dealing with Lohans and they aren’t to be trusted.

I wonder if Dina will completely ruin the deal with all kinds of ridiculous demands (as usual). I agree with all the previous posters in that this is going to be one HELLUVA challenge to airbrush, all those skanky scabs, scars, scrapes, cuts, tattoos, and yeah, freckles (and assorted other “blotches”). The shitty part is that I collect this magazine, so that means I HAVE to buy the issue with her in it. It was hard enough having to buy Heidi Montag’s issue … gah.

Not an addict, just a collector … my collection dates back to 1955, and this skank is going to ruin it. Heidi may be mostly plastic, but at least she doesn’t look like the dog’s breakfast, lol. I avoid mags that have LL on the cover like the plague, but like I say, I’ll have to buy this one. Going to sell the collection eventually. We’re talking 740 magazines here, so far.

I’m sorry, MJB, but I can’t resist any longer in calling you out on your insufferable babble of bullshit of the highest proportions. Let me get this straight, you’re a 27 year old female who’s had a high paying, specialized job in Wall Street, but you quit to become an “inspiring” actress, however, you’ve had no “come ons” from producers ’cause it’s all low budget stuff you’ve done (because producers of really low budget crap are pillars of decorum and self constraint).

@rican: Dude, you’ve got to get another hobby besides trolling me. If you want to believe what I post is bullshit, be my guest. *Oh, since you’re a troll, read my correction above (I meant ‘aspiring’)* When you have an advanced degree and speak 5 languages, it’s not difficult to get a job on Wall Street (this was before the financial crisis). I hated the Wall Street job but it was the only job I didn’t have to work for free at first as an intern.

Music producers like to take advantage of the long hours working alone in dark, soundproof studios and guys in bands I’ve auditioned for have hit on me big-time. I act professionally and don’t sh*t where I eat. If I were a Madonna type, which I’m not, I guess I would’ve made it a long time ago. Besides I don’t do pop music. I don’t need to sell my soul.
My experience with fledgling film producers and directors has been more positive b/c they’re just happy to have people work for free or very little $. I also never audition for roles involving nudity. I’m just starting out obviously, so I might have some harassment happen along the way. I did have a
producer/director ask me out but he was cool when I turned him down. He wasn’t skeevy.
***So, rican, why don’t you stop trolling and maybe get out into the world and experience life before you pass judgment on others*** Oh, btw I turn 27 next week. XOXO Moronican LOL

Alright you two, break it up. Mama doesn’t want to have to give spankings today. Those are reserved for Wednesdays. TomFrank! Size 8 regular, baby! And my birthday is exactly 3 weeks from today. Scorpios in the house – Whatwhat!!

@TomFrank: LOL!!! My lungs hurt more laughing from your comment than from the bronchitis I’m recovering from. And you remembered my shoe size*bats eyelashes coyly* Now you know what to get for my birthday! ;) LOL

@Kimmykimkim: I think rican would love to get spanked by you. Me? I’m more a spanker than a spankee. LOL. OMG, you’re a Scorpio towards the end of the sign?Damn, besides your apparent sassiness, you must be one dangerous chick. I never met a mid-November Scorpio who wasn’t. Damn, girl. Let me stand back. LOL

MJB- As i’m reading over comments once again i am baffled why I can’t get through a post without there being one fat attention whore trying to shine the spotlight on themselves. But then I realized it’s the same desperate whore.

I don’t really have much else to say because you do it all to yourself. And everyone else has said it for me. Maybe if you didn’t spend so much time sending out desperate cries for attention on the internet and more time focusing on your career as an aspiring actress, you’d be in higher budget projects. Just maybe.

Because of women like you is why guys think they can treat us like a moronic piece of log. Just stop it. Please.

Wow, I don’t have one troll but two now. Awww, are you still mad from a couple of weeks back when I called you out for not understanding what I wrote and for trolling me? Get over it.
Lots of commenters on this site share little tidbits and details about themselves—not just me. You don’t want to read what I write? Bypass my post—simple as that.
You’re projecting too much of yourself onto me. Seek help. XOXO

I will NOT be buying the magazine. However, I’ll gladly ogle those beautifully freckled boobies right here at The Superficial (no doubt) once the magazine is on the news stand. Another victory for the little guy! Thanks Fish.

Other sources are saying that it will be a non-nude set. Besides, even if it is nude, it’s Playboy and that means photoshopped pics with no graphic spreads or even full on frontal shots. That’s the way they always shoot ‘celebrities’. Seriously, you get a better look at their bodies from paparazzi bikini pics than you do from Playboy.

So “sources tell us” this huh? Would maybe that be the same sources that told us Lindsay was getting a starring role in the Gotti movie? Or starring in Inferno? Or that she had only been to rehab once? Or that she wasn’t caught on film shoplifting?

It makes little sense that Playboy would offer $750K to get Lindsay to pose nude when she’s been posing nude for a HELL of a lot less (like access into nightclubs) for years now. We’ve already seen Lindsay naked, there’s no monetary value left in it.

Rican, exactly. I’m very surprised Hustler didn’t snatch her up. Hehe, snatch. The only thing we haven’t seen on this girl is her pink. Oh and her brown, we haven’t seen that. The oh so difficult brown.