You find yourself in front of a large, sprawling house. The architecture
is a bizarre melange of high-tech (with a big sign off to the side, which
reads "UNN"), grafted onto what looks for all the world like
a
stonework castle. Workmen are scurrying all over it; the building looks
like it has just been moved intact from somewhere else, and they are busily
hooking up the plumbing and electricity. There is a sign with some heraldry
over the door, which reads:

(Please wipe your feet on the doormat.)

There is a blue ribbon
pinned up, quite solidly, by the side of the the front door. That sits
next to a very large box with a raiseable lid, with a big sign saying
Place
Mail Here.

There is a bulletin board up, with various things on it, including a
poster that reads, Stuff
Kept In the House. There is also a flyer for Intercon
XV, an upcoming convention dedicated solely to Live-Action Roleplaying
Games.

As you look around, you notice a number of details. The sky seems somehow
low-hanging, as if you could reach up and touch
the world around you. In front of you, the door to the
house is open (if a bit obstructed by debris at the moment). Glancing
inside, you can see Justin frantically scurrying about, rearranging things,
while Caitlin points out where the holes in the floor are. And off to the
side, the road leads off to the
City, whose lights you can dimly see in the distance.