ARCHIVED - Video Game Girlfriends: A Destiny Social Experiment

So during the beta, I had made a male warlock and a friend made a female titan on my account. As I was playing the male warlock, there was occasionally some person who would stop by and spam emotes with me, and we would have ourselves a little dance party.
My friend then began playing as the female titan.
Mere seconds after he spawned at the tower after the intro mission, at least five or six other guardians (all male characters) stopped by and tried to have a dance party. Following this, I did an experiment, and what I found was:
In the time it took the male character to have 5 separate dance parties (with each unique individuals), the female character had 12.
Out of the 5 times the male character sat down, one other guardian sat down with me.
Out of the 5 times the female character sat down, a total of 7 other guardians sat down with me.
Out of 10 wave attempts at other guardians, 4 waved back to the male guardian.
Out of 10 wave attempts at other guardians, 11 (some people waved back that I didn't even wave to) waved back to the female guardian.
The conclusion of this experiment:
Ya'll thirsty.
EDIT: forgot to mention this. After experimenting, I simply ran and jumped off the edge of the tower with the female Guardian.............
And everyone came with me