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Friday, April 6

sweatin the small stuff

From the ever popular “fuck me running” department………..

Comes a story that can only illustrate the innate stupidness of some of our local politicos. Missouri may be called the “show me state” but it’s also the land of meth and what rhymes with meth?

Well if you guessed stupid politicians then you guessed correctly.

Over in Saint Louis some local asshole wants to introduce legislation to make it that when you go to the market to purchase baking soda, you have to show identification and sign a log.

Why?

Because baking soda in one of the key ingredients in the making of meth. So instead of going after the dealers and makers of this shit, he wants to go after your grandma or mother. Julia Child is gonna rise from the dead and she’s gonna be so fuckin pissed.

It’s already a huge pain in the ass for those of us with allergies and shit to just buy the proper medicine. And I don’t know about you muthafuckers but when the fuckin holidays come up I for one don’t want to miss out on cakes and cookies and all that other good shit just to make some politician feel good about himself.

Do you really believe that if you restrict the purchase of baking soda that it’s gonna cut or dampen the manufacture of meth? Jesus, stupid people in power are always pissing me the fuck off.

Baking soda is one of the most useful items in home I can think of. Besides baking with it or making meth or cutting coke you can use it for………..

2 Comments:

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I just bought baking soda yesterday because I've been following the antacid regimen you mentioned. The idea that I'd have to show ID to purchase the next box just pisses me off.

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