Sarah Palin was out hunting with Levi Johnston's mother when they came across some tracks and Sarah said "These are moose tracks" and Johnston said, "No, these are elk tracks." They argued back and forth "moose tracks!" "elk tracks!" "moose tracks!" "elk tracks!" for ten minutes and were still arguing when the train hit them.

After repeated attempts and no success at convincing Palin to move, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and informs the pilot and co-piolet that Sarah Palin is sitting in first class and refuses to go back to her proper seat. The co-pilot goes back to Palin and explains why she needs to move, but once again the woman replies by saying, "I'm Sarah Palin, I'm running for president, I'm going to Washington and I'm staying right here."

The co-pilot returns to the cockpit and suggests that perhaps they should have the arrival gate call the police and have Palin arrested when they land. The pilot says, "You say she's Sarah Palin? I'll handle this. I'm married to a Republican. I speak tea party." He goes back to the woman and whispers quietly in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry," then quickly moves back to her seat in economy class.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask him what he said to get her to move back to economy without causing any fuss.