Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody Now Available for Pre-Order

Director/Producer Axel Braun’s Star Wars XXX is one of the most anticipated porn parodies since, well, ever. For months now, I’ve been telling you about how excited I am for this film to be released. Well, good news all; the wait is almost over. Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is now available for pre-order and will be shipping on January 15th. Star Wars and high-quality porn, this is what Blu-Ray technology was invented for, people. And in case you somehow missed my earlier post, which featured a trailer for Star Wars XXX, I’ll post that video again so you can get a glimpse of the type of awesomeness that I’m talking about…

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody stars the up and coming Allie Haze, who plays the role of Princess Leia, one of the sexiest and most fantasized about characters in science fiction. Axel Braun, who has built a reputation as being one of the most successful and talented directors currently working in the adult industry, has said that Star Wars XXX will be a “career making” film for Allie Haze. And considering the level of acclaim that Haze has already achieved (winner of XRCO’s 2011 Best New Starlet award), that’s some pretty high praise. Which, again, only adds to the excitement surrounding the release of this movie.

Fans of porn will want to see this movie, as will many hardcore Star Wars fans. Indeed, Star Wars XXX could, potentially,become one of the best selling porn films that’s been released in a long, long time. If you buy one porn movie this year, investing in Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is probably your best bet. It simply has too much going for it to be ignored. And, hey, if you can’t get excited about a Star Wars porn movie, then you should call the morgue. Because you’re probably dead.

Award-winning director Axel Braun teamed up with adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment to film the most ambitious porn ever made. Will Leia succumb to the darkside of the force? Will Han shoot first? Will Chewy get lucky? You will get all the answers, and much, much more in the adult movie event of the year, STAR WARS XXX: A Porn Parody. May the farce be with you!

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