I am obsessed with pets. I wish I was a shape-shifter. Oh, am so emo, I cant even stand myself.
I have a very weird sense of humor and a habit for renaming things. Some people don't like this.
My hair is currently yellow, which is against m...

Job hunting can be a very frustrating task. One helpful hint is remembering to re-read your letters before you send them out, just in case the words “Skank Ho” somehow find there way in there.
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Warning: Not for those with a weak stomach. Have you ever wondered how big you can get? Like really wondered what will happen if you just sat on your ass and ate all day? Well look no further.
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Don’t worry it doesn’t matter if you are 70 years old by the time you walk down the aisle. The point is that you still got to walk down the aisle. So don’t lose hope ladies, hang in there! It will happen eventually.
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