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About

My Dearest Connoisseur of Geekery,

Lord Churchill once proclaimed: "Dearest if you are as fond of me as I am of you...nothing human could keep us long apart." How true, how true!

All of my nights I spend in restless slumber, all of my days I spend anxiously awaiting your correspondence. I keep wondering why haven't you written yet? Why haven't you let me into your life? Have I not proved myself worthy yet? Have my words not touched your soul as I had hoped?

Was it not enough, all these years (13 to be exact) I have spent slaving away in the corporations, toiling with their marketing projects? Oh! All of the Incs and Fortune companies I have worked for, all the whole pining for you ("Pining" not "Pinning", but I do that to. You can find me over there -> http://pinterest.com/purveyorofgeek/ ), all the while longing for your companionship!

Was it not enough, the years in academia, the honors and awards? Did you not listen when the US Environmental Protection Agency sang my praises in the Cambridge Journal or when I was invited to juror the American Business Award's Marketing Division? When the National Institute for Technology in Liberal Education invited me to summer residence? What will it take to make you see?

Was it not enough? What can I do to impress you? To win your heart? As Lord Byron said: "I exist here, and I feel I shall exist hereafter,--to what purpose you will decide; my destiny rests with you."

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Shell Greenier Bufton

Owner

Hi! I'm Shell. founder of Purveyor of Geekery. I started PoG almost two years ago while waiting for the arrival of my son and things just took off. Please read more about me here:
https://www.etsy.com/people/purveyorofgeekery

Returns and exchanges

I am a big proponent for customer service so I'll do whatever I can to see that you are satisfied...blissed out like a kitten sleeping in the sunshine. But customer service takes two, so we have to work together to find happiness for you.

If for any reason you are unhappy with a design's quality, communicate with me and I can arrange to make the necessary revisions according to the product you purchase.

If you have run into a problem with the downloading, editing or printing of a file please let me know and I will be happy to walk you through the process.

If you are completely miserable with your purchase convo me and I will give you a refund in accordance with my 100% money back guarantee. If you receive a refund, you no longer have the license to use the design however.

Payment

I accept PayPal and Credit Cards. If you pay via PayPal echeck, your purchases won't be downloadable until the echeck clears, etsy's rules.

Find your receipt by either clicking the order number link in your order confirmation email or click on "Purchases and Reviews" under the "You" menu in the navigation bar above, then click "view receipt" next to your order.

On the receipt page on the top right there is a blue box with title "Ready to Download." Below this is a"Download Status" section and a link that says "Ready to Download" (or "view files" if you already downloaded them.) Click this to find your files.

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COMPRESSED FILES
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Please re-read your product listing and confirm that you have the files needed to decompress some of the products. Due to their extreme size and the file size limitations on downloads by etsy, I use Zip compression. If you are purchasing from a tablet or smartphone you will need a separate file utility app in order to extract these files.

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FILE STORAGE
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Once you receive your files, be sure to keep copies of them in a safe place. Due to the volume of orders and amount of files we generate, we are not able to store copies of your files. If you lose them at a later point in time we apologize, but we won't be able to replace them for you. Google Drive offers free storage, or you can send them to yourself via email and stick them in a safe place in your email account, like an "Important Documents" folder.

More information

Frequently asked questions

Whereas I still gladly create additional products as needed (ex. this design in A4 size), I don't offer customization services (ex. my name on this) at this time.

Downloading Files

Etsy has a good tutorial on it here: https://www.etsy.com/help/article/3949

TL;DR:
Find your receipt by either clicking the order number link in your order confirmation email or click on "Purchases and Reviews" under the "You" menu in the navigation bar above, then click "view receipt" next to your order.

On the receipt page on the top right there is a blue box with title "Ready to Download." Below this is a"Download Status" section and a link that says "Ready to Download" (or "view files" if you already downloaded them.) Click this to find your files.

Custom and personalized orders

I do offer commercial licensing on the products on this shop. You are welcome to use the design for one personal product (or one product for a client or your own business), but please do not create products to sell without a Commercial License which start at $150USD for up to 100 items. Please contact me for additional information and to purchase for commercial use.