Beth Humphreys

Despite only turning 18 in 2012, Beth is already the biggest thing to hit modelling since the early days of Keeley Hazell.

She likes “guys who are educated, ambitious, and not too bothered about their appearance.” We’ve definitely got the third one of those down to a tee.

When she was a kid, her dream was to become either a dentist, or a policewoman on a horse. But not an on-foot policewoman.

“One of my best friends in Manchester calls me ‘monkey-head’, because he thinks I look like a monkey,” says current-big-thing Beth Humphreys. We’d offer to drag this gobby reprobate down to the nearest opticians to get his eyes tested, but it seems like Manchester-born, East London-based Beth can more than take care of herself.

“People say I constantly act like I’m on too much sugar,” she beams, referencing her reputation as modelling’s loopiest live wire. In fact, she’ll drink you under the table right now.

“Oh, I can handle my drink. I can drink quite a lot and not have it affect me. My family’s all from Ireland, and they drink loads. It’s the norm.”