Marge Simpson Covers Playboy November 2009. Wait, What?

My heart can’t take this! Marge Simpson? On the cover of Playboy Magazine, a month avant-fetes?

I bet they’re having a special Disney issue for December! Behold! Ariel the Mermaid, Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Jasmine, Mulan and Snow White and a special feature from Tiana from the upcoming Princess and the Frog in a special Playboy spread and an explosive cover! (of course, this is all a marketing scheme meant to rejuvenate the readers ranks now in the mid 30s!) (photo via)