Brad Smith, somewhere between the age of 5 to 21, was born some time ago in someplace neither Jamey or myself can remember. Brad is the most lyrically creative of the Derelllicts. Some examples of Brad's spontaneous consistent songs include: The Insane Song, Understand Me, Apocalypse Wow, and Jamaica vs. Hillshire Farms.

James Coffman:
Jamey Coffman, well...I don't think Brad or myself really know anything about Jamey's origins. He's an exceptional guitar player and, when we sit down sometimes and do write a song that isn't improvved, an interesting lyricist. Some of Jamey's greatest songs include: Pie, Daycare 1983 (from It's Over and Done), Disco '99, and The Drunken Fart Song.

Jared Colinger:

Jared Colinger,elected the most musical of the Derelllicts, is a deer. Some of his best songs include: Slightly Chilled, 00JB, Vandals!, Another Day in Purgatory.