Also! There was a debate on pornography tonight here at school. A bunch of my coworkers were chatting about how funny it was to have Ron Jeremy's address. (The debaters had to sign consent forms, 'cause we were recording it so people could watch later.)

That's right: Ron Jeremy was at my school today. I couldn't go to the debate, though, 'cause I was working. Oh, well, it was sold out anyway.