magic blue cock

one of many colorful and colorfully named dildo options available to any sex-lovin consumer who shops at Taboo Taboo on Belmont street. This particular variety is so god damn huge that if used regularly I would imagine it would take all the effort out of giving birth.

In addition to being blue, this insane monument to penises everywhere is also 'magic', probably deemed as such because if you press a button in its base, the slightly curved head starts spinning around like crazy.

I myself have never considered purchasing this product because its ridiculous size frightens me. It looks like more of a statue you would put in your front yard than something you would put inside your body. However the spinning curved head feature has always intrigued me and the thought of it has entered many a fantasy of mine during masturbation.