"the only serious injuries reported was a hernia suffered by a legal aide distributing plaintiff's briefs. The incident resulted in one arrest, a 7-year old girl who was seen operating a lemonade stand without a permit."

Well, they say New York is a melting pot. And I guess some can't take the heat.

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Of course you realize this is a blatant spoof. If the over-the-top topic itself wasn't indication enough, how about that reference, at the very start of the article, to a YET UNBUILT mosque near the WTC, at the heart of a heated debate in the USA today?