Breaking News! Young male hoodies who vandalised a local youth club were yesterday nicked by the police and forced to fuck each other, in radical new moves introduced by the Home Office. The three tearaways spotted on CCTV spray-painting the local council offices at four in the morning were promptly arrested by police. Camera operators rang the local bobbies, and within thirty minutes the troublesome gang were taken to an unknown address, and made to sort each other out! Hot spunk was sprayed and arses were plunged, as this group of nutters were forced to eat cock, fuck each other hard and also get a seeing-to from another local bunch of lads! CCTV supervisor Tommy Carter said, "They didn't look happy while the other local gang was fucking them rotten in front of their mates. It was fucking horny, though!". Not fazed by their ordeal, the group of unruly street urchins wanted a re-match with the gang who shafted them, and Triga caught it all on film! Fuck-A-Hoodie, indeed!