Monday, October 31, 2011

Top 10 Herman Cain Pickup Lines

Last night, it was reported in Politico and elsewhere that frontrunning Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain had allegedly sexually harassed two women who'd worked under him at the National Restaurant Association. The Cain campaign vigorously denies the allegations despite being ignorant about an undisclosed payout that also came with a nondisclosure agreement. Among the allegations were the tactics that Mr. Cain used to harass the women. What were they?

10) "Take me to bed, bitch, and you won't have to wait 30 minutes!"

9) "Let's go up to my place so I can explain my 69-69-69 tax plan to ya."

8) "I'm up for anything, honey, except cunnilingus. I don't do anchovies."

7) "Sweetheart, I'm so good in bed, even Mark Block has to have a cigarette afterwards."