What strikes me, though, is that Kevin Meltzer seems way ahead of the time: the document states it's from October
2001 and to quote my computer:

Ha! I would normally say that I was bored of this month so I set all my clocks ahead to
get to December more quickly (to celebrate my birthday).. but alas, the date
was really put there by CMP since the issue is/was to come out in October.