Dog of evil…..I love it! All hail Døg of EVIL! After reading some of those captains that I found on LOLDogs and LOL-Cats I ended up with a headache trying to figure out what some of them meant. And Dog of Evil please don’t bite me, now where did I place that box of milk-bones?

I believe the cats are actually asking “May I have a cheeseburger?” rather than stating “I can have a cheeseburger” as indicated by the question mark at the end of the LOLstatement. Perhaps Dog of Doom needs refresher in punctuation prior to giving lecture on grammar. 😉