Saturday, July 05, 2014

This shall be the last post for momofofo and it shall be a happy ending.

Ven had found someone, who is willing to go wherever he goes (yes, as far as the country, which calendar ended in 2012). Then, they got married (the date is so good that his friends also got married the same day the following year). Now, they have a daughter, Angelina (named after her angel bee shirt and short name Lina).

In short, my Friends in Cyberjaya (remember the list at my sidebar?) found their life partners, girlfriends/boyfriends (finally) or left/right hands (always loyal). All of us live happily ever after (including the hands).

Thank you for appreciating my idiotic stories, far fetched fantasies and naive sarcasm all this long. I'll try to keep and renew this blog (as long as I could afford it), for good memories (and laughters).

Sunday, November 03, 2013

I heard some noises, I opened my eyes, I saw Bad Roomie, I had a backache, I slept on a couch, I looked around, I wtf am I.

Earlier this morning, Ah Bo and I attended Buaya and Buayi's garden wedding.

The wedding was wonderful. We love thumbing the wonderful poster with colorful balloons and the wonderful hand made fans for such a wonderful hot day. Oh ya, Rocklee, thank you for contributing this wonderful picture.

In the afternoon, we went for wonderful tea in China House, where Pussy Slut drew over sized cocks for wonderful pussies.

In the evening, we gathered in the wonderful Golden View service apartment, which the group was living for the past two wonderful days.

Then, the wonderful Peri Chic had a wonderful drinking game idea. Two wonderful deck of cards will be placed in front of us, where each person will take wonderful turns to draw a wonderful card. Based on the wonderful value of the card, the person should act wonderfully upon it,

If the card is

Ace - wonderfall, the person will drink and others have to follow until they fall.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

me: taukeme: have i told u bout my car?Turtlez: yupTurtlez: hahaTurtlez: rm500+me: now got new story dme: the toyota appointment was ydayme: i sent my car there at 8amTurtlez: wah, update 1 liaome: expecting it to be done by few hoursTurtlez: yday u no nid work one a?me: go late nia lome: the dude told me it will take whole day or maybe monday only get carme: i was like wtfme: coz i made my appointment from the officeTurtlez: loooolme: the dude told me the office fella don't know anything that's y they won't say how long will it takeme: so fine, i left my car thereme: took cab to workme: an hour later, he calledme: and said that its the rear bearing got prob not the front 2 bearingsTurtlez: done d?Turtlez: huh?me: and asked me who's the dude who told me b4Turtlez: means last time u changed for nth?me: i didn't change, need to make appointment to do 1me: the appointment was ydayTurtlez: oo icicme: so fine.. 1 rear sounded better than 2 front rightme: so i asked how much will it costTurtlez: rm700?me: $911.20 for the rear bearingTurtlez: HAHAHAHAHAHATurtlez: omgggggTurtlez: then?me: i don't know why i didn't screw himme: like no emotionme: then i said i'll think bout itme: then i tried to call hupsme: call and sms whole day also no replyTurtlez: no answer?me: i tot call won't workTurtlez: yeame: so i sms him, telling him bout his favourite toyota thingyTurtlez: he sorta avoiding us againme: also no replyTurtlez: as vanila said, he has his ownlife nowTurtlez: which is sorta bloody weirdTurtlez: cuz dunno wat happened osome: no idea man... he likes toyota maTurtlez: yea, he's like toyota fanboyme: so i tot send him an sms, briefly describe then he'll call back and talk shit lot of itme: so it failedTurtlez: that was the old hupsTurtlez: wud've worked during deltame: then my dad asked me to bring it to the workshop i always service my car 1Turtlez: up till itp lame: the workshop is a eon authorisedTurtlez: ur car is not under warranty nemore rite?me: but used to do volvo 1me: 5 yrs dTurtlez: icicme: so they checkedTurtlez: then today brought there?me: yup yupme: done dme: waiting for the guy to pick me up from hereTurtlez: wat they said?me: its the rearTurtlez: where r u now?me: now in aunt's houseme: we know the guy 1 so got special serviceme: hahaTurtlez: he will fetch u to the workshop?Turtlez: yaloTurtlez: so gengTurtlez: send u back home summoreme: then he said 1 is bad, the other 1 not good alsoTurtlez: so how much he charge then?me: so he make a call to check the priceme: 500 per pcme: with labor = 11xxme: then i asked what brand is thatme: i meant 2 pc + labor = 11xxTurtlez: yayame: the brandme: he said 'original'Turtlez: lol? means?me: i not sure is it original or the brand is called 'original' laTurtlez: ahaha.. shud b original la..me: if its rili original, the extra 400 bucks i pay for umwme: is for the smile, plasma tv, wifi, sofa and worker to serve me coffeeTurtlez: wah serve u the coffee a?me: yesTurtlez: no wonderleme: the worker came and asked me do i want coffeeme: i think i gotta put this in my blogTurtlez: but basically the umw guy checked ur car for free la?me: yupme: and earn 90% extra if i do itTurtlez: n u oso drank their coffee and watched their plasma tv and sit their sofa for free lame: kindame:Turtlez: hahaTurtlez: shud b 'paid for when u bought the car'me: if its the exact same thingme: they are worst than loan sharks manTurtlez: ahahaTurtlez: so u changed 2 rear d la?me: yupTurtlez: tsk tsk tskme: i asked her to pick me upme: she said will call back til now no news manme: hopefully my car is not half way to thailandTurtlez: looolTurtlez: good luck thenTurtlez: neway i wan go nap dulu kekeme: later our next trip to thailand... we saw my car in bangkok as taxiTurtlez: hahame: k la, night manTurtlez: then u nid to carjack the taxi gta style dTurtlez: like that kid who made gta get banned in thailandme: lolTurtlez: btw, our nasi kandar plan will haf to b postponed furtherTurtlez: since end of this month we'll go in opposite directions lolme: hahame: maybe next timeTurtlez: yeaTurtlez: k la,Turtlez: nap timeTurtlez: nite

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