Which Action Star Has the Best One-Liner in “The Expendables”?

Complex: You can’t make an action movie without the heroic star delivering snappy one-liners at the expense of some freshly killed person meat. It’s law, written in blood or bullets or something. But what happens when you have several big name action stars sharing the screen, as in Sylvester Stallone’s new mercenary shoot ‘em up, The Expendables? (In case you live in a cave with no Internet and haven’t seen, it also stars Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Terry Crews, and even Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis, who make brief cameos.)