I've gotta say, I feel for Megan Fox. I really do. She reminds me of my 15-year-old self who would spout out my worst insecurities at the drop of a hat. I was all about the preemptive strike -- as in, if I say something negative about myself before you have a chance to, then I win.

Like I said, I get it. Especially since she's not wrong, particularly in this case, when she told a reporter that the deck is stacked against celebrity marriages lasting long-term. But when it comes to her own just-inked union, I really wish she'd make an exception to her truth-telling compulsion. Call me superstitious, but I feel like it's unwise to even mention splitting up when you just got hitched.