Gallery: The Ides Of March‘s George Clooney And Ryan Gosling Canoodle Adorably On The Red Carpet

So Ryan Gosling and George Clooney attended the premiere of The Ides Of March last night, and as they canoodled on the red carpet together, doodling on each other’s faces, flashing their pearly whites and even (sigh!) embracing in tender man-love, the universe briefly buckled under the weight of all that concentrated sexiness. The only way these photos could appeal to our interests any more would be if there were also several litters of puppies and kittens frolicking around their ankles. Here are some of the red carpet photos, along with what I think they’re saying in each of them.