If David Beckham stacked it right in front of us, we'd rush over and help him up. Because you'd get to touch him, right? Nope, not if you're one of the lucky Chinese school kids who watched Becks play football yesterday - they all just took pictures of him on their phones.

Becks is over in China as a global ambassador for football - he's encouraging people to play the sport, and supporting the football leagues over there - and took a few free kicks at the school in Wuhan, Hubei province.

It's all going fine ... (Image: GETTY)

... then he loses his grip ... (Image: REUTERS)

Only, because he didn't have any football boots on, or in fact any kit at all, he slid over on the wet grass and landed on his perfect arse.

Normally we'd feel bad about laughing at a celeb falling over in public, but because it's snowing outside, we'll probably fall over at least twice before the end of the day.

... now he's having a little panic ... (Image: GETTY)

... and he's GONE! (Image: GETTY)

The fact all the kids are more interested in taking a picture to send to their mates than helping him up is amazing. Is everyone being polite and pretending not to see? Or are they all just thinking "YOU FELL OVER!" and laughing on the inside.