Archive for March 14th, 2014

A friendly reminder for y’all so that none of you will miss it, there are still some hours left to celebrate THE event of the year; yes guys, it is Steak & Blow Job Day today, yayyy!!! 🙂

Well, actually not so much ‘yayyy’ for me as I don’t eat meat (and am therefore ‘missing out’ on the steaks, which I don’t feel too bad about 🙂 ) and also, for some reason I have been home alone on March 14 ever since I found out about this Day two years ago (and *that* makes me miss out the blow job, which is definitely NOT good! 😉 ).

The whole theory of Steak & Blow Job Day is founded on it being a Man’s equivalent to Valentine’s day and the idea is simple; there are no cards, flowers, candy or other overpriced fluff. Partners need only to bestow their man with a steak and a blow job. But not necessarily in that order. And not necessarily only once that day. And it doesn’t even have to be them who does it.

It is also good to see that this memorable day is supported by some of the smartest and wisest man in the world:

– Stephen Hawking: ”Fellatio is awesome and makes you smarter!”

– Ghandi: “If only there were more Steaks and Blow Jobs in the world, we would have no War…” (~ Ghandhi on Steak & Blow Job day, before he turned vegetarian.)

(Oh, and for all you girls out there, don’t get too upset…your turn comes soon enough: April 14 is Cake and Cunnilingus Day! 😉 )