i told the papers that i want three,look how they look at me...i showed a photo of a baby prize,who's skin was not like mine. (oh no!)who's the dad of this kid in my arms?

tabloids always saying, what will M.J. do?he's going round breaking up his face. (and paying dear)but i paid a million dollars,to have a kid made up.it happened really soon,i never took Deb to my room!hey-hey

Debbie Rowe was not my lover,she's just a girl, that says i am the onebut the kid is not my son. (no no no. no no no no no)Debbie Rowe was not my lover,she's just a girl, that says i am the one.but Prince is not my son.She says I am the one.But Prince is not my son.

(guitar solo)

me...?who...?

she says i am the one...but the kid is not my son. (no no no...Who?)Debbie Rowe was not my lover she's just a girl, that says i am the onebut the kid is not my son.she says i am the one.but Prince is not my son.she says that he is my son.You know what I did...she says he is my son.it's breaking my wallet, babe.she says i am the one.Debbie Rowe was not my lover.Debbie Rowe was not my lover.Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (she is a fake)Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (she is a fake)Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (Dopey Debbie Rowe!)Debbie Rowe was not my lover. (No one should have known!)(fade)

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If Michael Jackson was a retarded, as you said, he wouldn't have written so many songs, implemented dance moves, revolutionized music videos, be the best selling artist with Thriller and own a share of the Beatles music catalog. You think you're creative just for modifying one of his lyrics. How ilusive! Why don't you try writing one from stratch from your own? People come and go in casual clothes following imposed trends and standards. Michael Jackson has the bravery to stand up and be different, not another copy. THAT IS TO BE A BRAVE MAN. TO STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE AND BE DIFFERENT.