Awkward senators on parade, Part Duh

My cap is doffed to the folks at jezebel.com who did a translation of the supercreepy Lindsey Graham. Here it is.

I love the part about how she has privileges he never had, like being underprivileged. It reminds me of Bill Maher’s comment yesterday , which I failed to transcribe but said, more or less, that it’s high time Puerto Rican women took their boot off the necks of white guys.

The pop culture references have flowed thick and fast. I missed the moment where that Sen. Coburn invoked his inner Ricky Ricardo, using the “‘splainin’ to do” cliche. Uh, awkward!

The discussion of which episode of Perry Mason was the one where Perry Mason lost was also rich. CNN reports (thank you for being you, CNN) that Mason lost three cases out of 300.