>>27564095Either giant forehead, or giant hair, or both/10. You need to pick one. Otherwise handsome boy.>>27564069I already said ur pretty cute, looks like u have acne but I dont even care when girls have it unless its nuts and u can wear cover up. 16 year old me couldn't :(>>27564116Half the heroin addicts I've met/10>>27564124Horrific pic dude. That lighting would make anyone look weird. Plus hair like that is retarded and looks good on no one.>>27564803You look Indian, which means you are fuckable now but within 5 years.will out of nowhere grow a mustache, get fat, and face will form into ugly troll creature.

>>27565017>Half the heroin addicts I've metI'm sure you've met plenty in your unending search for the nastiest whores to fuck.>>27565016>Give it to me straightNothing is straight about you bud>>27565093Daaaaamn is that gay.... That's richard Simmons's on cocaine gay! Damn...>>27564803Oh my god even the female indians are thirsty as fuck... Well.... Suddenly the kamasutra makes a LOT of sense...Hahahaha

>>27565312This nigga almost look like me + points for porn stache 9/10 your hair sucks>>27565185I'm just here to feel better about myself 8.5/10>>27565178Too average for a decent quip/10 - but fr ugly people should try harder to not also look stupid 4/10>>27565093perky moobs - 6/10>>27565017fucks old India ladies/10 - you thought he was Scottish? MikkyFikky just eating that red curry all day 7/10>>27565016could not be more perfectly 5/10 >>275648037.5/10 would smash>>27564124Pennywise the Dancing Clown/10 fuck this guy>>27564116scratching your face against another homeless man doesn't count as washing - 4.5/10>>27564095Barely pubescent boy/10 nobody wants your fuckin snapchat 6.5 kinda cute>>27564069Boy currently ravaged by puberty/10 also cute-ish in a plain, I'll hit it cuz it's wet kinda way 5.5

>>27565356>scratching your face against another homeless man doesn't count as washingHaha! Good one!Dredlocks don't make you cool. Although they do way more than those glasses.. Damn you look like a thig that got possessed by an old librarian haha

>>27565440go find something else to do, you pick up social cues better than you roast. And add a pic, hoe. If you're even half as ugly as you are dumb that's hours of entertainment right there.>>27565411Vacation's over Jebediah, they need you back at the farm - 6.5/10, 7 if you trim your beard & stop chewing that mustache>>27565428You should go to a city and find some black people... or pick up a National Geographic or some shit. Curly hair =/= dreads. That librarian shit was kinda funny - you were thiiis close to making sense there buddy!! Nice dig on the glasses.

>>27565465>Curly hair =/= dreadsOpe my bad. I guess tge bucket of grease you put in your hair threw me off hahaha>>27565440>Told you in last thread... It took almost a year of trolling for me to remember the best day of my life and you expect me to remember what you posted in a thread earlier.. Pfffft like thatlll happen... You'd have better luck getting me in bed..hint. Won't happen unless that's not you in that pic hahahaha

>>27565700>7/10, you look like you love beer my dudeThanks bud although only dark ale ^_^Cookie/ 10>>27565865They based the dude who always kiks sand in the kids face in comic add on you. Even though you're too beta to actually do that. Probably too chill too.Cookie/10>>27565866Gotta correct myself here...*chance of OP in pic getting me in bed*Inretrospect I suspect the actual poster has a very good chance;)But I've gotten people mixed up before hahahahaha so yeah....

>>27566119Whoah whoah there you are cute as fuck.. Nothing broken to fix girl!Just be you ;)Be the best you that you can be.All you need to do ^_^.>>27566081Reheheally? HmmmmSomeone need a deep ass reeming.

>>27566554>OP I would creampie you and text you the next day.........Yeah... Roasting is not the only skill you need to sharpen.......Tips 1 don't be so thirsty...... If you need to nut take care of that before socializing.2 don't make serious assumptions. Sarcasticly joking about assumptions is okay IF it's respectful or not a sensitive issue for the person.3 lurk or listen for a little while to get a feel for sensitive issues. Ans don't bring up that you know it's sensitive... That's dumb3 Just stay offline and in the woods away from everyone because you're just gonna fuck up 1 and 2 being super creepy watching everyone for way too long then start making requests for things they said they did tobsomeone that you overheard.....Yeah...HahahahahaOr yah know figure it out hahahaYou look like the kind of fuckboi that has to get a girl drunk before they have the confidence to make a move hahaha

>>27566200Well the chameleon you have haning off your neck thinks you're a psychopathic necromancer so I guess it's a matter of perspective.You have a mirror that talks you up when you look in it don't you?You look like an avatar of an online troll player. Where they set it to look as freekish as possible hahahha

>>27566699Good god anon! Holy flaming shitballs the autism is so bad I can smell the chicken tendies haahahaha>>27566777By hair you mean that mushroom on your head? Looks like a rat made a nest out of burnt rope hahahaa>>27566782Yeah waaaayyyyu better hahahhaaSeriously you look good in that one anon

>>27566861Yeah honestly I tend to just play along and resbond as if they were serious. Within reason anyway, if it's pure crap I won't be interested. Like I ignore his commie bs.Though he's likely not as intelligent as he thinks.Honestly getting caught up like that is pretty dumb

>>27566878Oh dude ignore the hate.But yeah with your hair you wanna do something with it. Either keep it short or get corn rolls or dreds. But the way it sits looks insane hahahaha so something not that hahahhaha

>>27565488Me>>27566024Mount and blade, huh? I can see it, it's probably my eyebrows/hair>>27565673You look better in that pic, but still giving off a slight serial killer vibe. I'll change the 6 to 7/10>>27565700I know that feel as well 6.5/10>>27565865I'm in a lazy phase, but I'll get back to the gym just cause you said so 7/10>>27565903I'm sure Karen will let you see the kids someday 6.5/10>>275659866/10 for now, but if your skin clears up a bit 7/10>>27566012Your average moderately attractive person 7/10>>27566024Not you probably>>27566033You seem like you have a good personality 7.5/10>>27566071Attractive and nice style 8/10>>27566200Your eyebrows have a crazy arch to them, but not as bad overall as others have said 5.5/10>>27566554You look like a typical aussie shitposter. If you were any more inbred you'd be a sandwich. I'll leave it at a 6.5/10>>27566690Not bad, you look like Keemstar if he didn't look like an actual gnome. 7.5/10>>27566699Nice AR and trigger discipline. Libertarian/10>>27566708Too gay to rate/10>>27566777>>27566782You look better with short hair man, 7/10

>>27566945>/10, would be a 8/10 if i didnt have tot urn my head lolHahaha thanks here's a better one if me>>27567013>Btw not meO.o seriously? Dude you're embarrasing yourself.Don't stop though it's funny and that girl is cute. I love her style.>>27567017Blimay ron you only half changedHahahahaha

>>27567055Dude you just can't stop can you? Shit it's not like he's posting nudes. Yeah sure it's creepy as fuck and weird as shit but you're at the same level, a little more so orbiting him.But... How do you know exactly?How do you know it's him?

>>27567067Ffs. Last time I posted this poc from my phone it was upside down, so this time I flipped it, and now it's upside down again. I swear to God, if reverting it back to how it was before doesn't work, then I'll personally confront Hiroshima Nagasaki about it

>>27564069seems cool. good looking.>>27564095crazy eyes. crazy hair>>27564116you look like a guy who smokes cigerettes>>27564124smokes weed hits people with skateboard>>27564803her skin feels warm after a lovely day in the sun>>27565016will make a perfect normal dad in polo shirt>>27565017a shorter but better looking macklemore>>27565093mental hospital bracelet its both scary and sexy>>27565178too normal but in an awesome way>>27565185you actually live sleaze core>>27565312either really really boring or really kinda cool>>27565356vile of fucking blood on your neck. grow up.>>27565411spends too much time listening to alt rock/prog rock/weird rock>>27565488will always love fantasy role playing games>>27565700a real smart ass jokester>>27565865johnny apple pie. went state wrestling. future cop>>27565903dresses like a little boy has a beard like a man>>27566012you look like a nice girl. hearing you swear would make me laugh>>27566024you watch lots of comedy tv and cartoons>>27566033shit eating grin. possibly a photographer>>27566071you might be a robot dancer

>>27566554everything about you is bart simpson. you are bart simpson>>27566690everything about you is that beard. the beard wears you.>>27566699everything about you is 4chan. kys.>>27566708yea we get it you like harry potter. jesus fucking christ>>27566777your eyes are too big your lips are too big your hair is too big your dick is so small>>27566782you are both very unhappy>>27566878fun to drink with>>27566926reads books is not like everyone else>>275669455>>27566947that v neck with the plaid shirt doesnt look right. man fuck that shit.>>27566958you need to put on some muscle. too skinny.>>27566961cute smile>>27566973i like your haircut>>27566997sitting in a dark room eyes full of sadness>>27567013fucks girls with same style and its cool>>27567017pulls off long hair and a mustache in a way i never could>>27567057fuck yea metal dude >>27567067glad you got your stupid picture figured out>>27567071why did you shave your eyebrows off?>>27567075you look real smart there smarty pants

>>27567894cant decide if he wants to be ritzy or sleazy. looks like a real asshole. someday he will be sitting on a bridge with a gun in his pocket deciding weather to shoot himself or jump off the bridge

>>27567064>How do you know it's him?Uh maybe because he has admitted to it several times on both soc and adv and uses the same pics with the same filenames in threads where he posts his real face and kik and is the only one who posts youtu.be links which you can see in the archives?

>>27567073get longer hair, you actually look good but having good longer and taller hair would make you like a 7.5, also cant tell if you have brown or blond hair but if you're blond get blue eyed contacts cause blue eyes is a huge halo and could boost you a lot

>>27568057this is rate and roast man we are going with what we have. you even said "gimme what you got.' the picture looks unnatural and weird. not necessarily a bad thing...but if its rate or roast we gotta have something and the hand tattoo with the fancy clothes did just fine. get over it. everythings gonna be ok

>>27565093are these even tits?>>27565178>nigger>>27565185open your eyes you look like a chink>>27565312nice daterapist moustache>>>27565356men taking selfies need to be gassed. Also nice cat-shitting thingie behind you.>>27565411i like you, you give me the opportunity to kill che guevara again.>>27565488shave already you fucking faggot>>27565700take your own advice and end it all>>27565865>that filenamejust don't.>>27566071tri poloski>>27566081it's written incel all over your face>>27566200think again.>>27566554how's your aids treating ya?>>27566690it's a roast thread not a math one you dumb cunt>>27566699you wear that cap perfectly.>>27566708l a r p>>27566947you're the kind of guy that would put ghb in a random drink at a party and rape whoever got unlucky enough to drink it. I don't blame you, with a face like that it must be pretty hard not to make girls run away.>>27566973I call bullshit, never saw an asian with good looking tits.>>27567013>it's not a phase mom, it's who i really am>>27567017you got beaten up pretty badly with the Ugly Stick, potatonigger>>27567075>heart emoji>larping as a gunfag when all he has is a cheap airgun>faggot glassesyou tried so hard and got so far, but in the end it doesnt even matter>>27567120i would be scared to have you at my table.>>27567130you'll never be a woman, tranny>>27567943>you have to go back, paco>>27567969with such bland facial features no wonder you're on a roast me thread on 4chan, no one would tap that.>>27568113this picture screams "slav romance"

>>27564124I feel like I remember you from a long time ago...>>27565016You look pretty average nothing to worry about>>27565017Mad dad lad>>27565356Trying too hard>>27565488Your hair is pretty fucking gay >>27566024Are you in an emo punk band? If not then I just don’t fucking understand your hair or this outfit or why you would want to be seen like this

>>27568461Your lamp looks cheap, stupid, tacky, dated, overall 3/10 lampYou have a Star Wars shirt but not a cool one. Coulda had a cool one with something sweet on it. Yours is one of those lame ass jokey jack assy ones. 5/10 shirtFace is alright overall 5Could boost a point if you stopped hanging posters and wearing clothes meant for 15 year old boys

>>27568309The look on your face looks like you are crying and whimpering and can’t open the safe and have given them all the money. It is the face of someone who doesn’t want to die which is strange considering you died inside a long time ago. Rating on looks is 8. You look like a young James dean.

>>27565411You look like you're a ton of fun to party with but in a debauched bacchanalia artsy kinda way>>27565017You look really sweet and sorta noble in a way?>>27566024Love that aesthetic>>27566997You look so kind and sensitive>>27567894Love your taste in fashion>>27568833Honestly dude you look like a movie star. You act at all?

>>27568249So based<3<3<3>>27568309You look like someone just stuck a finger in your ass....Strange since you look gay as fuck...Power top?Probably>>27568357You look like you just seen a picture of your future wife/husband don't worry they'll transition fine.... You'll lern to love it>>27568461The hansen brothers called theybwant their style back.You look like you put in epic amounts of time on vidya.... Which is the opposite of epic. BTW>>27568666Who pains a pumkin glues hair to it and takes a pick with it on their sholder? Who fucking does that? Damn anon you got issues. .. And for god sake throw that rotten pumkin away!! Damn>>27568833Apparently now that razors are super awesome and easy to obtain... Everyome thinks stubnle is cool....Thabk you so much... Now people don't notice when I'm feeling lazy...But I'm sure alll tye fellas love it when you rub that stubnle on their ballz hahaha

>>27568858Oh dear god it's that fucking clothing store dude who ignores anyone who isn't super fycking yuppy and cute... The kind of dude that makes sir an insult and "can I help you?" a threatYou can help me burn this place to the ground motherfucker....hahahaa>>27569350The hair looks good... So what will you dobwith the rest? Cause.... Dayum!Just...Dayum...>>27569311Well you do look like you seen a clit or two upclose honestly... You also look like you've swung a baseball bat at a few vehicles too...>>27570148Oh good god you again.. Put a shirt in you fucking degenerate!

>>27570790Yeah, I saw the pics of your face. Not handsome enough to make up for poor life choices.

And if my doctor or lawyer showed up with a hand or face tat, I would find a new doctor/lawyer. I am honestly nauseated looking at your pics. It's like the magic combination of unwarranted pretentiousness, vanity, and stupidity.

Can i get some real advice?People irl are always commenting on the fact they think i look hideously ugly and i'm treated like i'm some weird mutant. Can i get honest rates and someone point out what's wrong with me?

>>27572996I'd change the hair if I were you. You look like you could lose a few pounds too, but you look pretty average overall. >>27572965You should lose weight, man. The hair is also too long imo. You don't look too great desu, but you look approachable.>>27572947Looking good, 8/10

>>27572984BONG/10you look like you panhandle for jaffa cakes and tea>>275730675/10you look like you have a high-pitched voice and work white collar but otherwise normal dude>>275734046.5/10you ok>>27573419again another bongyou look better than most>>27573432absolute chad8/10>>27573459you look like someone who's in a hispanic gang and would legit hack someone to death with a machete if your friends urged you along but you get nervous talking to a store clerk

>>27572984You have no eyebrows, so fill them in with makeup and grow your bangs, keep the sides short/shorter(like a fade). You don't look freakish, it's most likely your body language that is off-putting and your failure to use your teeth when you smile (only 10/10 can pull off non-creepy no teeth smiles). Study how to move in a laidback, relaxed manner.

>>275738538/10bro-tier>>275745846/10average late teenager. loose weight>>27574647you look like someone who sells kebab from food carts5/10might be better but not good angle>>275756564/10haircut might help dunno