With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation's wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

You Bet Your Sweet Aspercreme

When I first heard this commercial I wondered how long it would air before somebody got their shorts in a knot over it. Well apparently somebody did because now they say "You bet IF IT'S Aspercreme".Normally being an uptight republican type, I might applaud the removal of a somewhat impolite ad, but I kinda thought this one was funny. Plus it's completely deniable, as in "Whatever do you mean by 'you bet your sweet ass, we said nothing of the kind.'" With all the condom, penis pill and feminine hygiene adds why draw the line here?