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It's Black Friday, and you know what that means -- hiding in your home away from the world while people desperately claw at each other's faces to buy a Wii U for their kid. The madness is not for everybody. Some of us like to eat cold turkey all day and wonder how a person could be so hungover. For those of us who would rather spend time with our TVs watching 'Star Wars' than rioting over discounted athletic socks, we present these Black Friday memes to make you feel like you've made the right choice.

It's that time again. Thanksgiving -- you eat until you're sick, post endless "artsy" photos of your sweet potato gratin on Facebook and drink as much as you can so you can deal with your Uncle Rick. Before descending into pure turkey madness, purvey these memes, and perhaps the memory of them will get you through the annual lecture on what "those politicians up on Capitol Hill" are really "up to."

Following his reelection Tuesday night, President Barack Obama spoke to a small group of people thanking them for their support. In the middle of the speech, he got a little choked up and shed a couple tears. It showed that the POTUS is, yes, still human. Better still, it got us thinking: what else makes Barack Obama cry?

US Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney turned in an amazing performance at this year’s Summer Games in London. Unfortunately, the judges were not impressed. And neither was Maroney, who was caught on camera with her silver medal and a hilarious facial expression.

It's not often you see a post on 99X about Justin Bieber. Hell, generally speaking, we hate the little bastard especially since he thinks he's this generation's Kurt Cobain (I'd say he's more like this generation's Vanilla Ice). But this video is just too good not to share.

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