- 6:30: Check out offerings at Century CineArts 6. Express disbelief that "Crossroads" isn't playing. Don't these art theaters always show old stuff?

- 7 p.m. Head to Next Theatre Company to relive off-Broadway career. Patiently explain to John that you indeed got your start onstage in 1991's "Ruthless," based on the thriller "The Bad Seed." Seriously!!

- 9 p.m. Late dinner of daring French cuisine at Trio. Decide it was chef's fault that your Nyla restaurant venture failed, beg Grant Achatz to work at your next dining establishment.

- 11 p.m. Hop a cab and get thee to a club in Chicago! Evanston's been swell, really, but you're just Not. That. Innocent.