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Tuesday, March 4, 2014

[MV Review] 2NE1 - Don't Come Back Home Ever Again, 2NE1

Well Teddy, the trend of throwing 3-5 songs into one song passed already. I know you were busy fucking Han Ye Seul, but come on man, you're usually not a whole 14 months late on trends in Kpop, especially such shitty trends as mashing multiple incomplete songs into one and calling it a day.

I tried my best to avoid this comeback since, well, I haven't liked anything 2NE1 has released since Hate You. That means they have released a loooot of songs since then that I thought were absolute shit, with the biggest offenders being CL's solo songs. However, I know everyone enjoys my misery, so I'm taking one for the team and reviewing this piece of shit.

The major gripe I have about this song is that it is a disjointed, schizophrenic piece of shit. The song starts off with a slow beat with nothing interesting happening in the instrumentals, having CL's nasal voice carrying the song. Things pick up for the chorus, until a trap beat comes out of left field and Dara starts begging for someone to cum on her before a boring-as-fucking-shit acoustic instrumental replaces the trap beat. All of this happens in the first 1:30 of the song, before the formula repeats itself for the rest of the song. I guess I have to give it points for having some sort of structure unlike SNSD's I Got Multiple Personality Disorder, but that's like saying a shit castle is better than a pile of shit. In the end, they're both massive clumps of stinking-ass shit that should be banished from this dimension, never to be heard from again.

I'm trying to find some positives from the song....I guess the fact that Bom doesn't vocally masturbate in this song like she usually does? She is a terrible vocalist and to hear her straining when she sings sounds like she's trying to sing out of her vagina through the power of queefing. However, that just means more CL...so in the end, nobody wins.

I know a lot of Blackjacks tried to find some special meanings in the MV, but to be honest, I couldn't pay attention to what happened in the MV despite watching it three times. I was just laughing at Bom trying to make any facial movements? Does that make me an asshole? Yes. But Bom brought it upon herself, as she's hysterical to the point that she should have her own section on SNL Korea.

In the end, 2NE1 has shown time and time again that their time has passed. They're lucky that they have a fanbase rabid enough to keep supporting them even if Yang Hyun Suk has no intentions to do so. It's sad to say that 2NE1 has fallen even harder than SNSD. Sure, SNSD has released two of the vilest turds in the history of Kpop, but 2NE1 has released so many turds in a row that it could constitute as diarrhea.

46 comments:

lol. I like the song. In fact I like it more than "Mr.Mr."(even though I liked that as well.)

I'm a fan of bizarre, heavy, strange, electronic(?) sounding music which is probably why F(x) is my favorite girl group (with 2ne1 being number 2.)

However, I can understand why some just don't like it. And I'm not one to force my opinions on someone so those who like it, like it. And those who don't, don't. An opinion is an opinion. But I've come to find it that a lot of BlackJacks and SONEs just won't get that.

That pic of Dara is funny. Gives the chorus a whole new meaning to me XD

I get IGAB or I Got a Multiple Personality Disorder was… less than stellar. But I like this song. It sounds more put together. I'm not saying every song needs multiple songs mashed together. A song can be bizarre and strange and at the same time great without all of that "Rap NO! You must sing! BREAKDOWN! now sing NOW rap, what is this? Hip hop??? Pop??? Shit??? Oh whatever let's just call it a song." Confusion going on lmao.If all songs were like that, then my face would have a constant "wtf???" look on it.

I can't speak for the other authors, but I don't base my liking of a group on its company. Either the group has songs I like or it doesn't. I overall like 2ne1. That's why it annoys me so much that they've released, what, four stinkers in a row now? Ugh. I'm a lot harder on the things I care for.

The acoustic part only shows up once and that's because there are two versions of Come Back Home (the normal one and the acoustic one). There's actually another video for the latter, which will continue with this story.

I really don't understan this but I loved the trap breakdown. Am I a dumb blackjack? No. Do I like electronic drops a la dubstep in my kpop? Not at all. Why did I fall in love with the breakdown, then? Maaybe because it's trap instead of dubstep, maybe because of Dara, maybe because the beat is tight as fuck. I don't know, dude, it's just my favourite part.

I loved the lack of Bom but CL got in my face too much (she's even the one I like the most). I do like CL's voice but I could have used some more Minzy.

Come back home unplugged version is the one that i like of all the songs they released now, i have no idea why they chose the edited piece of shit come back home with the infamous, 'come baby, come come come baby." Goodness it shrugs me.

I have to say, I liked some parts of the song, the beginning part was borderline crap, but it's still acceptable, I liked the song from 0:43 - 0:55. Chorus is crap, and some fucking car noise is introduced after that.

Also this video needs to be banned because they don't wear the proper protective equipments when doing experiments. Where's your lab coats and safety glasses girls, it's funny until your hand melts because of some acid shit.

I'm getting a bit tired of CL's nasally rap to be honest. I'm appreciating Minzy and her vocals a lot more, and starting to think that she's the real talent out of the four. Again, I found this song as disappointing as the stuff they put out in 2013. Not a 2NE1 hater. Their pre 2011 stuff are some of my favorite songs in Kpop. They just haven't been able to match that lately.

The unplugged version drops 22 pounds of uranium on Mister, and if the original version didn't have the "cum bby bby cum cum" and CL's ear-molesting stretched voice after, "Come back home," everything would have been perfect.

Speaking of 2NE1, are you guys going to cover the supposed Muslim/CL scandal thing? I came on expecting to see a blog post about it actually, that's how big it's getting (well, i DO live in an Arab country so thaat might be why) but I'm really eager to hear your opinions on it

Dara looks awesome like always...Loved the MV just for her. And Bom's frozen face was kinda funny...The Song sounds better if you erase that nasal-autotunes "Come back hooooooooome," and the ensuing " cum baby baby cum cum baby..."