These are the choices you get. Don’t like it TOO BAD. That’s what’s up. Although, if you think about it, you usually only get one, single, terrifying choice. That choice is what you have to stick with forever. Because you only buy one long seat like this in your life, and that one single seat is called the “Twist!” Just like Tracy Jordan.

Tuhwist! That’s what you’ll be doing to people’s minds when you whip this one out on them. This lovely bit of furniture is from the fruitful mind of designer Sean Yoo. Sean Yoo whose job it is in life to make beautiful, simple furniture with one extra bit of candy hidden in plain sight.