Tell your wife to turn the tree in the other direction so it doesn’t look like a random tree is growing out your floor. 2. You have 2 asshole cats (just pointing it out) 3. That’s a great deal. I should look for a fish for my dog. I’m sure he’ll like it. Cheaper considering he breaks all his toys.

Our kitten peed on our skirt ten minutes after we put it out. Same skirt we’ve had for years but we store it in the garage and live in the woods so it’s not unusual for a small creature to get in there. After furiously sniffing the skirt, she marked it and I think it was because she smelled an animal on it. She hasn’t peed on the brand new one. On the other hand it was her first catnip trip so it could have been a completely random pee.

Have you tried putting sheets of tinfoil in the lower branches? Like flat sheets, not wrapping the branches. It works for us; the cat doesn’t know what’s solid and what’s too flimsy to hold his weight, so he stays out and just bats at the low hanging ornaments instead.