Saturday, 20 October 2007

"All up in your Knickers, Y-Fronts & Jockstraps..."

A half-arsed post is what you’re getting here to tide you over till the end of the week. it’s a re-up of the Ty Collection from a couple of months back for some nutter naming himself ‘Blokey’ and for anyone else who wants to learn how to make great music. Ty truly is one of Britain’s most consistent artists, and if you don’t know much of his material, these 10 songs are a mix of tracks from his three albums and ‘We Don’t Care’, his contribution towards Big Dada’s ‘Extra Yard’ compilation. I’m a huge fan of Ty’s work and I hope you enjoy these songs as much as I do, enough for you to go out and support it yourself.

Our other treat for you today is an album from one of my favourite punchline rappers in the world. Seriously, pound for pound, when it comes to impact of words, turn of phrase and jokes in lyrics, not many people can compete with Mystro, on any shores. He truly is a great rapper to listen to and even though I’ve listened to this album on dozens of occasions, his words still have the power to make me chuckle like Skinnyman busting your lip with his knuckle (do your homework, bitches). In fact, just to highlight his talent, here’s one of his verses from the classic ‘Awkward Thief’.

“The Awkward Thief! Just give me 20 minutesAnd I’ll let you witness how to clean out each house on 40 streets!The smartest robber pulling scams like the Artful DodgerEven stole out my own house you can ask my lodger!So be real prepared when I’m on the roadCos I’m quick enough to steal the hair from under your noseThe type to break into the bank when its closed, take a sack full of doughAnd take the videotapes and the cameras home,And I ain’t chatting garbageI had to grab the Tardis off Doctor Who once I bagged Aladdins CarpetAnd car jackers feel I’m the smartestCos in a week I’ll jack enough motor parts to build a brand new car withAnd Ali Babar’s 40 thieves, did a lot of dirty workBut still not more than me, I hold all the keysSo getting through your dorr’s a breeze,Far from a rat but tryna trap all this cheeseAnd from day through to evening, I make moves like reachingFor the book in your hand to leave you with just the page you were readingKnew Mr T but never saw the guy since,I walked off with like 4 or 5 rings before his eyes blinked!”

I can’t think of another rapper who is like Mystro, and this is one of the reasons why ‘Music Mystro’ is so good. I don’t usually put up full albums that are studio releases unless they’re quite old, but I figured that hopefully once people hear how good this guy is, they will support his more recent projects and see his shows. Without further ado, Music Mystro!