Friday, March 17, 2006

Poor People Suck

My suggestion for Homewood's city motto, because the town continues to rejoice as affordable housing and 'blighted' (i.e. black) areas are plowedunder to make room for the sterilized pseudo-urban experience desired by self-indulgent empty nesters and hip young office workers.

To the dislocated and rejected: We've got plenty of available housing in B'ham. Don't worry, this will never be a cool place to live. And it's not an offense to drive while black.