The pills were transported in an Austrian van driven by a 51-year-old chap, who was accompanied by his 17-year-old son from Holland, where the drugs originated. The pair appeared in court on Sunday.

This isn't the first time Trumpster-shaped dance biscuits have showed up in Europe: just last month Trump-adorned orange and pink ecstasy was trafficked into the UK from Amsterdam. Presumably they were part of the same batch found in Germany.

Ecstasy is known to give the user a feeling of euphoria, enhanced empathy and sensations, and makes them talk a lot of shit. Sounds a bit like Donald, the last bit anyway. ®