Lorabell! Are you trying to kill me?! Sheesh, give a girl a warning next time. I think I swallowed my tongue! Good Lord, that tiny slit of stomach drives me crazy. I apparently need a time out to collect myself before this post becomes NC17.

I went to urbandictionary.com a few weeks ago and there was NO DEFINITION FOR F*CKHAWT!! So I did what any of us would have done upon discovering that....I submitted one, and it was approved. I only used two words...Robert Pattinson. Hey, that's all ya need. Love Twicrack and my Twitarded girls!!