Unofficial #1 pending the outcome of a Church of Scientology law suit.

Everyone has opinions and mine are just as arbitrary as the next insecure jerk-off.

So in the spirit of capricious viewpoints, I thought it’d be fun (read: necessary) to validate mine and compile a comprehensive list of my favorite cinematic experiences. Did Grown Ups 2 make the list? What about Pain & Gain? Does 12 Years a Slave still suck?

The answer to one of those is “yes” – you’ll just have to watch to find out: