Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Durant, Oden Seek Life Insurance

The NBA should fix today’s NBA draft lottery for the LA Clippers, much like the league fixed the draft for the Spurs during the Tim Duncan draft. Celtics fans have long complained that the NBA is out to get the Celtics and purposely weighted the ping-pong balls, not necessarily to benefit the Spurs, but to keep him out of Boston. And that decision is probably the reason Duncan is alive today, seeing how the Celtics have a way of killing their top draft picks.

Greg Oden and Kevin Durant are likely suffering from anxiety today, fearing that the Celtics end up with the top pick. Pay up on those life insurance policies, boys. Though those premiums are probably more likely to do-in Oden seeing that he is, what, 45 years old.

The NBA should do the right thing here and give the Clippers the top pick in the draft. Though they would probably blow the pick by picking that 8-foot Chinese guy.

The Autumn Wind is a Hater!

The Hater Nation is back where it belongs. Turns out, we were too lazy to sellout. So unless somebody wants to give us $100K per year to tell McKenzie Phillips' jokes, we are probably going to be found here for a while.

Last and Ten Obvious Admissions We Would Like to See

10.Peter King admits it ... he really wants to sex up Brett Favre. And he wants to give Tom Brady a coffee enema.

9. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones admits that his face is as real as Joan Rivers' face.