It was reported today that enemy combatants being held at Gitmo find inspiration in John McCain’s run for the White House.

Gitmo detainees contemplating a run for office

“It’s nice to know that while I have sat here without trial for years I have been gaining the necessary experience to be the President of the United States” said one unnamed detainee. “Perhaps one day I can return to my home country and run for office.” “If being a detainee is qualification enough to be President of the United States than I must at least be qualified to be a mayor or governor of my local village or province” added another.

Given the opportunity a majority of those polled at Gitmo would vote for McCain based purely on his superior experience.