Four years ago, after 9/11, Abu Laban acquired notoriety when he refused to shed tears for the thousands of dead in New York, saying that he had cried so many tears for all the Palestinians who had been killed, that he didn't have any tears left for the Americans.

I'm glad to say that Imam Abu Laban now has a fully functioning tear channel and is able to shed many tears for the Danish-Swedish multi-megabuck corporation ARLA.

ARLA, the all-Merciful, the Mercy-Giving, the Mega-rich, be praised!

Imam Abu Laban says: I have many tears to shed. I have tears to shed to DenmarkI shed tears to Arla and Dansih Industri. I shed tears to every danish employee

"Mogens Glistrup, a tax protester turned xenophobe, was imprisoned for 20 days last year for a racist speech."

It's true that Denmark has blasphemy laws and racist laws. The trouble - IMHO - is that the authorities are to scared to apply the laws to immigrants. As a consequence Glistrup was sent to jail for his potty mouth, whereas the leader of Hizb-ut-Tahrir only got a suspended sentence for exhorting his followers to kill Jews.