Football Trash Talk

C is for Cowboys; C is for crap
They're pretty much the same; it don't matter dis or dat
We'll kick der butts in Green Bay, den throw them out of town
It's the one sure way we know to keep the crime rate down

We don't like Dallas, or playing in big D
But now they come by our house, and it's different here you
see
We'll expose them all as losers, though they think they're
the bestAnd the Packers will make sure that they flunk their
final test

Ya, they're the best at holding, late hits and whining
too
They're the best at crack-back blocks, and there's nottin'
you can do
They're the best at sucking up to refs, intimidating some
But that won't work no more, 'cause now our time has come

They lead the league in trash talk, and end zone
dancing too
They lead the league in drug abuse, and in bad attitude
They lead the league in jewelry worn, they lead the league in
crime
In fact they lead the NFL in total rehab time

Their owner and their coach, they're men made out of
crap
Nobody likes either one; I can assure you that
They laugh and call us Cheeseheads; on that we all agree
But you'll never get suspended when you eat a block of cheese

C is for Cowboys; C is for crime
Just another day in Dallas; it happens all the time
We'll kick your butts at Lambeau, den ship you off to jail
Not a football fan anywhere will ever pay your bail

C is for Cowboys; C is for crap
They're pretty much the same; it don't matter dis or dat
We'll kick der butts in Green Bay, den throw them out of town
It's the one sure way we know to keep the crime rate down

C is for Cowboys; C is for crime
Just another day in Dallas; it happens all the time
We'll kick your butts at Lambeau, den ship you off to jail
Not a football fan anywhere will ever pay your bail

We're the Minnesota Vikings, and we're just a pile of
junkWe play in a dome they call the Humpty Dump
Win a few games, make the Playoffs, and we chokeThe Minnesota Vikings, and you know that we're a joke

We joined the NFL back in 1960
We're gonna be a great team some day, you'll see
Just like the Packers, gonna win a Super Bowl
To be number one is our only goal

Now we've been there four times, but we never seem to
win
And it's not good enough just to get in
We gotta win the big one, and we gotta do it now
We're never gonna do it 'cause we don't know how

We lost to Kansas City, Oakland, Pittsburgh, Miami, too
And if we played the Jets, you know we'd still lose
We been to four Super Bowls, and we lost four times
Being a bunch of chokers is our only crime

We're the Minnesota Vikings, and we're just a pile of
junkWe play in a dome they call the Humpty Dump
Win a few games, make the Playoffs, and we chokeThe Minnesota Vikings, and you know that we're a joke

Now the Super Bowl isn't the only time we choke
That's why everybody says we're a joke
In October 96 was our darkest day
We were in first place and we lost to Tampa Bay

And the Cowboys crushed us in the Playoffs that year
"You stink like Buffalo" is all that we hear
We've been to four Super Bowls, and we've lost four times
Some day we're going back there to lose number five

We're the Minnesota Vikings, and we're just a pile of
junkWe play in a dome they call the Humpty Dump
Win a few games, make the Playoffs, and we chokeThe Minnesota Vikings, and you know that we're a joke
The Minnesota Vikings, and you know we're gonna choke
The Minnesota Vikings, and you know...that...we're...a...joke

Yah we ain't never gonna be no good

Aw dat dome's fallin' apart again!

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