Jewish Humor Central is a daily publication to start your day with news of the Jewish world that's likely to produce a knowing smile and some Yiddishe nachas. It's also a collection of sources of Jewish humor--anything that brings a grin, chuckle, laugh, guffaw, or just a warm feeling to readers.
Our posts include jokes, satire, books, music, films, videos, food, Unbelievable But True, and In the News. Some are new, and some are classics. We post every morning, Sunday through Friday. Enjoy!

Monday, February 29, 2016

It's another Monday morning, and it's time for another Joke to Start the Week. It's also time for us to head to the airport and fly back to the cold northeast after a month-long lecture tour of South Florida.So let's laugh together with 74-year-old Certified Financial Planner Norman Politziner with a classic from the Old Jews Telling Jokesjoke collection.Here's the setup: Three guys wake up in the recovery room after terrible operations, and one guy groggily looks at the others and says.......Enjoy!(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Sunday, February 28, 2016

Last week we posted a video of Mike Greenstein, the 93-year-old heir to his father's title of Mighty Atom, pulling a car containing his girlfriend and his brother and his wife, a total of 3,500 pounds.Then we found out that his feat wasn't good enough for him, so he came back to the America's Got Talent studio to try his luck in pulling a truck containing the show's four judges, a total of 5,000 pounds.

That's a lot of weight to pull with only your teeth, but Mike was determined to succeed. Was he successful? Watch the video and see.

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Friday, February 26, 2016

We've posted standup comedy routines by a lot of comedians, old and new. But Dr. Ed Yisroel Susskind was an unexpected find for Jewish Humor Central.

We learned that you can't tell a comedian by his or her looks. Dr. Susskind is a case in point. A quick look at him and you expect to hear a d'var Torah - a Biblical lesson, not a succession of old, tried and true jokes. But Dr. Susskind, a clinical psychologist, marital therapist and wannabe comedian, was following through on an invitation by Rabbi Pesach Burston of Chabad of Orange County, New York to do an evening of standup comedy.The
jokes in this 19-minute set deal with aspects of being Jewish, Jewish
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Thursday, February 25, 2016

Robert Klein was born in the Bronx, and was raised in a 1950s Bronx Jewish environment. After graduating from DeWitt Clinton High School, Klein had planned to study medicine; however, he changed his mind during his studies at Alfred University.

After graduating, he studied at the Yale Drama Schoolwhen he learned about an opportunity to audition for The Second City. In a piece he wrote for the improvisational troupe's book, Klein recalled sitting in a room full of other hopefuls, including Fred Willard.

Klein's audition consisted of an improvisation set with Willard about two guys in a nightclub,
which was successful enough to get Klein and Willard hired by Second
City. In the spring of 1965, Klein was chosen as a member of Second
City. When he returned to New York City a year later, he was cast by Mike Nichols in the Broadway musical The Apple Tree.

Klein has appeared in such movies as The Owl and the Pussycat, Hooper, Primary Colors, Radioland Murders, Ira and Abby, One Fine Day, Two Weeks Notice, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, and The Safety of Objects. He had a recurring role in the TV drama series Sisters. In the 1970s, he hosted Saturday Night Live twice.

Klein starred in HBO's first stand-up comedy special in 1975 during the cable channel's early broadcast
days and has continued to appear in several more one-man shows which
have typically concluded with his "I can't stop my leg" routine. In
1979, Klein was nominated for a Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical for his role in They're Playing Our Song. In 1985, he starred in the "Wordplay" episode of The New Twilight Zone.

Here's a video clip of Klein performing a standup comedy routine on TV in 1973, in which he shared the trials of being a substitute teacher.

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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Last year 93-year-old Mike Greenstein astonished an America's Got Talent studio audience and hundreds of watchers on the street outside when he pulled a 3,500 pound car occupied by his brother, his brother's wife, and his girlfriend across a finish line using only his teeth.Greenstein, who goes by the name Mighty Atom Jr., inherited his talent from his father, Joseph Greenstein, known as The Mighty Atom. His life is chronicled in a book calledThe Mighty Atom: The Life and Times of Joseph L. Greenstein; Biography of a Superhuman.

Joseph Greenstein was a strongman in an era of strongmen who performed in the 1930s and 1940s. He was a devout Jew and a fundraiser for charitable causes. His son continued his record of feats of incredible strength.

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Jamie Elman and Eli Batalion, the duo behind ‘YidLife Crisis,’
have sent us a funny Yiddish valentine. It’s the latest episode of the
comedic web series, and it’s about the kind of date you definitely don’t
want to have on February 14.“Big
Bang Theory” actress and attachment parenting guru Mayim Bialik guest
stars in the episode as Chaya, a high-powered, no-nonsense neurosurgeon
apparently set up by her mother on a blind date with Leizer, the
slightly nebbishy character played by Batalion.The two meet at a kosher sushi restaurant in
Los Angeles, which is far from the series’ usual setting of Montreal.
Chaya comes to the blind date with a long list of questions to ask
Leizer. It’s her way of cutting to the chase and not wasting any of her
precious time.

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Monday, February 22, 2016

It's another Monday morning in South Florida, and we're taking a short break from our 10-lecture tour to post this week's Joke to Start the Week.This week's joke is another one from Old Jews Telling Jokes, and the jokester is 86-year-old retired chemical engineer Len Portnoy.

Here's the setup: "I was in this restaurant when nature called, and I had to go to the restroom. I'm sitting in one of the stalls, and the guy in the next stall started speaking to me." And then...

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Sunday, February 21, 2016

Strolling along Miami Beach's picturesque Lincoln Road mall last Friday afternoon, the last thing we expected to see was a Haitian artist and musician entertaining the passersby with a collection of Hebrew songs. But that's exactly what we saw.

Rara Kuyu, a local artist and musician who graces the Miami scene, often stations himself in the center of the Lincoln Road in Miami Beach's colorful South Beach outdoor shopping mall. Rushing to get back to our apartment before Shabbat, we were only able to catch a few of his songs. While we were there, he sang Rad Halayla, Siman Tov U'Mazal Tov, and Ani Ma'amin.

We wondered: Who is this street musician? A bit of research revealed that he is a popular artist who paints murals and his own van with the colors of his native Haiti. He has adopted a mission to keep the Jewish culture alive, and toward that end fills the Miami streets with Jewish and Hebrew songs.

He also has created a large painting titled No More Holocaust that is based on the huge hand sculpture that dominates the Holocaust Museum in Miami Beach. Click on the link below to see his YouTube video in which he explains the symbolism of the various parts of the painting.

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Friday, February 19, 2016

Jack E. Leonard, born Leonard Lebitsky, was an American comedian and actor who made frequent appearances on television variety and game shows in the 1950s and 1960s. Leonard's Wikipedia entry describes his comedic method as sarcastic and aggressive, creating an "insult humor" genre which anticipated Don Rickles. (Rickles's Friars' Club
roast was emceed by Leonard, who introduced Rickles as "a man who's
been doing my act for about 12 years now.")

A trademark line, after
taking off his hat to reveal his bald head: "What did you expect,
feathers?" He also referenced his weight problem in his act. Leonard's
strong and unapologetic on-stage personality ("Good evening,
opponents!") belied a gentle and giving spirit that would occasionally
be revealed in his act when he would sing a sentimental song.

He wore a distinctive outfit: a dark suit, purposely two sizes too small, a white narrow-brimmed hat, and horn-rimmed glasses.

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Thursday, February 18, 2016

We've been following Hava Nagila, probably the most played Hebrew song, around the world and sharing videos featuring its many interpretations as it travels from city to city and country to country.So far we've collected and shared more than 50 of these YouTube video clips, and you can see all of them via links from our latest book, Jewish Traces in Unexpected Places, in both Kindle ebook and paperback versions.Today we encountered another one that was just too good to keep to ourselves. It's a video of a beautiful interpretation by two Russian ice skaters in Moscow in 2010.Enjoy!(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:THE
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Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977) was an American comedian and film and television star.

He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators.

His Wikipedia entry reports that he made 13 feature films with his siblings the Marx Brothers,
of whom he was the third-born. He also had a successful solo career,
most notably as the host of the radio and television game show You Bet Your Life.

His distinctive appearance, carried over from his days in vaudeville, included quirks such as an exaggerated stooped posture, glasses, cigar, and a thick greasepaint
mustache and eyebrows. These exaggerated features resulted in the
creation of one of the world's most ubiquitous and recognizable novelty
disguises, known as "Groucho glasses": a one-piece mask consisting of horn-rimmed glasses, large plastic nose, bushy eyebrows and mustache.

In this video clip, Jack Lemmon presents Groucho Marx with an Honorary Academy Award in
recognition of his brilliant creativity and for the unequaled
achievements of the Marx Brothers in the art of motion picture comedy at the
46th Academy Awards in 1974.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Some of the funniest Jewish moments in cinema involve the acting and directing of Mel Brooks. When Mel puts himself in the center of the action, the laughs come faster and louder.We've already posted clips of Mel in Blazing Saddles, and today we're sharing a clip from his movie Spaceballs, a classic Star Wars spoof. In this scene, he appears as Yogurt, the Yoda-like character who is the keeper of The Schwartz.Enjoy!(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:THE
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Monday, February 15, 2016

It's been brutally cold in the Northeast, but what better way to warm up than with a joke to start the week?Here's a very oldie but still goodie joke that some of you may not have heard. It's on the Old Jews Telling Jokes website and is featured in some of their roadshows.

Today's joke teller is 79-year-old real estate developer Harry Macklowe. Here's the setup:A couple is in the supermarket. The wife has a problem...she steals...she's a kleptomaniac. She steals a can of fruit and she's taken before the magistrate. And then...Enjoy!(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Sunday, February 14, 2016

Yes,
you read it right. Valentine's Day on Jewish Humor Central. It's today, Sunday, February 14, and it will be celebrated around the world with
greeting cards, romantic gifts, and chocolates.

There
always have been mixed feelings in the Jewish world about celebrating
this day which originally was named in honor of Valentine, a Christian
saint. And today, you can find opinions from rabbis of all Jewish
denominations that approve and disapprove of its observance.

We
did some searching and found that despite some views that the holiday
is foreign to Judaism and should be avoided, there are a growing number
of opinions, even in the Orthodox world, that not only should the
holiday be observed, but that it should be embraced.

Our contribution to Valentine's Day is a funny and heartwarming video that we received from the Los Angeles Jewish Home, called Life Blossoms and Love Blooms.

Featuring
current residents, the 3 minute video delves into the stories of how
two couples met and fell in love while living at the Jewish Home. They
talk about everything from afternoon bingo games to their sex lives.

As the video plays, one thing is for certain: it’s good to be a senior in love.

As Rabbi Benjamin Blech, professsor of Talmud at Yeshiva University, has written about Valentine's Day on the aish.com website,

As
Jews, we may not be sure whether it's proper for us to join the party.
After all, for the longest time the full name of this holiday was “St.
Valentine's Day” because of its legendary link with the apocryphal
story of one of the earliest Christian saints. Yet academics aren't the
only ones who have recognized the dubious historical basis of this
connection. Vatican II, the landmark set of reforms adopted by the
Catholic Church in 1969, removed Valentine's Day from the Catholic
church's calendar, asserting that "though the memorial of St. Valentine
is ancient… apart from his name nothing is known… except that he was
buried on the Via Flaminia on 14 February."

What's
left for this day, as proponents of its universal celebration declare,
is something that people of all faiths may in good conscience observe:
A day in which to acknowledge the power of love to make us fully
human.

When
I am asked as a rabbi if I think it's a good idea for Jews to
celebrate Valentine's Day, my standard answer is, "Yes, we should
celebrate love… every day of the year."

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(This is a Jewish Humor Central encore post, first published on February 12, 2012.)

Friday, February 12, 2016

One of the benefits of doing a lecture tour in South Florida in February is having evenings free to attend shows and concerts catering to a largely Jewish audience of residents, snowbirds, and tourists trying to escape the cold and snows of the North.

On Tuesday night we caught the last of nine concerts by Kol Esperanza, an exciting operatic pop trio, along with Lev Voce, a talented operatic duo who joined in for an evening of Jewish and Israeli songs intermixed with popular operatic arias and Italian songs.Kol Esperanza consists of Israeli singers Nimrod Grinboim, Nadav Inbar, and Omer Shaish together with Musical Director Tomer Adaddi. The group started performing in 2014 and we think we'll see a lot more of them in the coming years.In this video, Kol Esperanza sings a medley of popular Jewish songs. We hope you enjoy them.Shabbat shalom!(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Thursday, February 11, 2016

The Friars Club has been conducting celebrity roasts since 1950. A typical roast has many entertainment industry greats delivering funny tributes to the annual honoree. We'll be running a series of videos showing some of the funniest roasts at the Friars Club.Comedian Jack Benny was roasted by the Friars Club in 1963 and 1970. In this video clip, Jack is roasted by Rich Little impersonating Jack, George Burns, and Jimmy Stewart.Enjoy!(A SPECIAL NOTE FOR NEW EMAIL SUBSCRIBERS:
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Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Last fall on an episode of The Late Late Show with host James Corden, Mel Brooks made an appearance as a policeman with Corden playing his partner.

In the scene shown below, James and Mel dig in for a police stakeout on the mean streets of
New York but are deep in meaningless conversation when thieves hit the
location they're watching.

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Tuesday, February 9, 2016

February
in South Florida isn't just sun, sand, and lectures on Jewish humor.
It's also time for Jewish Film Festivals, and we've been doing our fair
share of attending premieres of new Jewish films from all over the
world. Dramas and films with Israel and Holocaust
themes are well represented, but we're partial to comedies and we saw
one today that we just have to share with you. It's titled Dough and we rate it a must see for laughs and Yiddishe nachas.

Jonathan Pryce (Miss Saigon, Evita, Pirates of the Caribbean, Game of Thrones) and Pauline Collins (Shirley Valentine) star in this hilarious new comedy that shows you don't have to be baked to make some Dough!

Curmudgeonly widower Nat Dayan (Jonathan Pryce) clings to his way of
life as a Kosher bakery shop owner in London’s East End. Understaffed,
Nat reluctantly enlists the help of teenager Ayyash (Jerome Holder), who
has a secret side gig selling marijuana to help his immigrant mother
make ends meet.

When Ayyash accidentally drops his stash into the mixing
dough, the challah starts flying off the shelves and an unlikely
friendship forms between the old Jewish baker and his young Muslim
apprentice. Dough is a warmhearted and humorous story about overcoming prejudice and finding redemption in unexpected places.

We
hope you enjoy the trailer below and attend a showing if you're in
Florida. Otherwise you'll just have to wait until it comes to theaters
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Monday, February 8, 2016

Another Monday and another Joke to Start the Week.We're
starting off this week with another excerpt from a standup routine by Bob
Hertzendorf. Bob has been kind in sharing some of his material with us.
We've already posted a few of his jokes on previous Mondays.Today
we're posting a brief clip from one of his shows for an audience in
Lakewood, New Jersey. In it he talks about his efforts to start gardening with less than ideal results.Bob has appeared on stage in productions of Fiddler on the Roof, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Lend Me a Tenor, Guys and Dolls, and Barefoot in the Park.

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Sunday, February 7, 2016

David Steinberg was born in 1942 and grew up
in Winnipeg, Canada. At the age of 16, he left home to study theology
at yeshiva. At the University of Chicago, after seeing a performance of
The Second City, David was inspired to start a comedy act called Kadish
and Steinberg.

When some Second City members saw David’s act, he was
invited to join the company. He stayed for four years. In the late 60’s
he moved on to Broadway, starring with Elliot Gould in Jules Feiffer’s Little Murders and Carry Me Back to Morningside Heights,
directed by Sidney Poitier.

From there he moved to stand up comedy
opening at the Bitter End in 1969. He received a rave review from the The New York Times,
calling him a cross between Lenny Bruce and Woody Allen. After his
first appearance on the “The Tonight Show”, David became one of Johnny
Carson’s most popular guests and guest hosts, with 140
appearances—second only to Bob Hope. In the early ’70s David capped a
prolific stand up carreer with four comedy albums, two Grammy
nominations, and a successful nightclub act at the Bitter End.

Here's a typical stand-up comedy routine that Steinberg performed in 1975. Enjoy!

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Friday, February 5, 2016

We've been showcasing new Jewish
comedians and revisiting some classic old-timers in the six years that
Jewish Humor Central has been visible online. Now we're doing the same for Jewish musical groups that are new on the scene and who
make music that we like a lot.

Even though The Shuk was formed in 2008, we just came across them this week and we wanted to share their beautiful music with you.

What better way to get ready to greet Shabbat this evening than listening to this creative and moving version of the traditional Shalom Aleichem?

Enjoy and Shabbat shalom!

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Thursday, February 4, 2016

We've shared lots of versions of the classic Hebrew song Hevenu Shalom Aleichem with you over the years. But we keep finding new renditions just as we've found many versions of Hava Nagila (over 50) and Hinei Ma Tov.Here's a rocking performance of Hevenu Shalom Aleichem by a German band called Big Fat Shakin' at the Clarchers Ballhaus, a live music and dance venue in Berlin.This song really gets around. Enjoy!

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Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Last June, the congregants of Ohev Shalom, the National Synagogue in Washington, DC became the latest to witness a rare Pidyon Petter Chamor donkey redemption ceremony (one of the 613 mitzvot in the Torah -- number 277 in the list compiled by Chabad and codified in Exodus 13:13.)

In the ceremony, led by the congregation's Rabbi Shmuel Herzfeld, the first male offspring of a donkey pregnant for the first time was traded for a sheep as the rabbi and members of the congregation recited prayers and sang and danced their way around the Capital Retreat Center in Pennsylvania.While the ceremony is rare, it's been performed before, in Melbourne, Australia, in New York's Catskill mountains, and in other locations around the world.The rationale for the ceremony and a description of the logistics involved in carrying it out were published in the synagogue's bulletin:

What is a Petter Chamor ceremony?The Torah commands us that
if we own a donkey and the first issue of the donkey's womb is a male,
then we are required to redeem the donkey by giving a sheep or a goat to
a Kohen as a gift (Exodus 13:13; Numbers 18:15).

The Talmud
explains that the reason for this mitzvah is because each person who
left Egypt had 90 Libyan donkeys to carry their possessions. When we
redeem a newborn donkey we are symbolically expressing our gratitude to
the donkeys who helped us carry our possessions out of Egypt (Bechorot,
5b).

How did we come to acquire a donkey?In February
2015, one of our members, Rochel Roth, confirmed that a donkey named
Margarita, who lived outside of Baltimore, was pregnant for the very
first time. We conducted an ultra-sound test and determined that the
fetus was a male.?�?�

Rabbi Herzfeld then traveled with Maharat
Ruth Friedman and purchased the donkey. Some members of the congregation
responded to our publicity of this project and also participated in the
purchase of this donkey. They are considered co-owners of the donkey
and the mitzvah is partially theirs as well.

Rabbi Herzfeld and
Maharat Friedman were given full funding for the project by Aaron and
Ahuva Orlofsky and Ron Kleinfeldt and Barbara Zakheim. Ron has requested
that the donkey be named for his father, MC Kleinfeldt, so we are
calling the donkey "MC" (short for Moshe Chamor).

The ceremony
itself will look a little bit like a pidyon haben ceremony, but with a
donkey and a lamb. We are super excited for this project. It is very
rare mitzvah to fulfill and we believe that we are the first synagogue
in DC history to ever publicly partake in this mitzvah.

It is our
hope that this mitzvah will teach us about the importance of expressing
gratitude to others and also of the great lengths we must extend
ourselves in order to fulfill a mitzvah of Hashem. It is our hope that
this mitzvah will inspire us all to come closer to Hashem.

No
animals were harmed in this ceremony and after the ceremony the donkey was sent to live on a farm in Baltimore.

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Tuesday, February 2, 2016

We count Rita Rudner among the
great Jewish comedians because we think she embodies some of their best
qualities.

One of the hallmarks of her
comedy is that it's clean, free from the vulgarity and shouting that many
stand-up comics find necessary. Sure, there's usually some sexual
innuendo (after all, Las Vegas is Las Vegas) but her delivery is demure,
tasteful, full of wry observations, and very funny.

Rudner started her career as a
dancer, then switched to stand-up comedy about her dating experiences.
She married British producer Martin Bergman about 20 years ago and now they
have a daughter. She is fond of Jewish humor but generally reserves it
for when she performs for Jewish audiences.

In this video clip, Rita
comments on working in Las Vegas, relationships as the basis for humor, and the
way she delivers her jokes, with funny examples.

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