Harry Styles Got a Hideous New Tattoo

Maybe it's a heart? Unclear.

By
Eliza Thompson

Feb 28, 2014

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Harry Styles recently debuted a new upper-arm tattoo while out shopping for Jarritos soda in Los Angeles. Initial findings suggest that the tattoo is a heart, drawn to resemble the actual human organ rather than the anatomically inaccurate Valentine version, but research is still pending at this time.

Further experiments have found that the tattoo might also be a misshapen humanoid golf ball that has grown an arm, the fingers of which are clutching for a single kidney bean because it is hungry, but additional analysis is required.