(19-03-2013 08:48 AM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote: You should introduce him to these two assholes.

Ugh. I'm sure they'd get along swimmingly.

I try not to talk politics with my dad; mainly because I just don't give a shit. But he insists upon throwing it in my face every time he sees me (he thinks that, because I'm an atheist, I must also be liberal), and I have to listen to him ramble on about "*Fake sterotypical african-american accent* Obamaphone! Obamaphone! You get your Obamaphone yet? All the brutha's is gettin' they Obamaphone!" Then he thrusts his fist in the air, before sulking about how he has to pay for it all with his taxes.

Seriously, listening to him tell you what he thinks Obama's evil plans are is like listening to the plotline of the worst sci-fi, dystopian thriller ever conceived.

"So dad, what's Obama up to today?"
"He's selling nuclear warheads to the middle east!"
"Why's he doing that?"
"Because it'll cause tension and war over there, which will increase the price of oil."
"Well what good would that do?"
"It'll make us - white Christian americans - have to pay more money for gas!"
"Oh man. And then is he gonna cackle and put his cape over half of his face?"
"No, he's gonna use all of that money to pay for abortions. Because you CAN NOT; you CAN NOT be a white, conservative, God-fearing, Christian white man in America. You MUST have abortions; you MUST kill all the babies."
"Ok, sounds like you don't know what constitutes a 'baby', but I'll leave that for another time. Anyway, then what's he gonna do?"
"He's coming to take our guns. Did you know they're passing laws that say you can't have a gun to protect your family?"
"The laws literally say 'You can't have a gun to protect your family'?"
"Yes. He [Obama] says that if someone breaks into your house, you MUST give him your daughter to rape and if you even try to defend yourself, you WILL go to prison."
"Wow. But I'm guessing that's just for the daughters of white people, right?"
"That's right. That's why he's making abortion mandatory; so there are less white people. And then he's going to sell a bunch of drones to the police departments so that his Black Army can take away more of your freedoms."

It's funny, but that's literally what it's like talking to him. Obama does all of the worst things you can imagine - even the things that contradict the other things - and he does it all simply for the sake of being evil.

Wow, when angry people come to your door looking for rape you must give them your daughter? Where would they come up with that idea?

Time travel means never having to say you will have been going to be sorry.

I try not to talk politics with my dad; mainly because I just don't give a shit. But he insists upon throwing it in my face every time he sees me (he thinks that, because I'm an atheist, I must also be liberal), and I have to listen to him ramble on about "*Fake sterotypical african-american accent* Obamaphone! Obamaphone! You get your Obamaphone yet? All the brutha's is gettin' they Obamaphone!" Then he thrusts his fist in the air, before sulking about how he has to pay for it all with his taxes.

Seriously, listening to him tell you what he thinks Obama's evil plans are is like listening to the plotline of the worst sci-fi, dystopian thriller ever conceived.

"So dad, what's Obama up to today?"
"He's selling nuclear warheads to the middle east!"
"Why's he doing that?"
"Because it'll cause tension and war over there, which will increase the price of oil."
"Well what good would that do?"
"It'll make us - white Christian americans - have to pay more money for gas!"
"Oh man. And then is he gonna cackle and put his cape over half of his face?"
"No, he's gonna use all of that money to pay for abortions. Because you CAN NOT; you CAN NOT be a white, conservative, God-fearing, Christian white man in America. You MUST have abortions; you MUST kill all the babies."
"Ok, sounds like you don't know what constitutes a 'baby', but I'll leave that for another time. Anyway, then what's he gonna do?"
"He's coming to take our guns. Did you know they're passing laws that say you can't have a gun to protect your family?"
"The laws literally say 'You can't have a gun to protect your family'?"
"Yes. He [Obama] says that if someone breaks into your house, you MUST give him your daughter to rape and if you even try to defend yourself, you WILL go to prison."
"Wow. But I'm guessing that's just for the daughters of white people, right?"
"That's right. That's why he's making abortion mandatory; so there are less white people. And then he's going to sell a bunch of drones to the police departments so that his Black Army can take away more of your freedoms."

It's funny, but that's literally what it's like talking to him. Obama does all of the worst things you can imagine - even the things that contradict the other things - and he does it all simply for the sake of being evil.

Wow, when angry people come to your door looking for rape you must give them your daughter? Where would they come up with that idea?

Yeah, crazy huh? Only place I've seen that scenario is.......oh yeah, the bible!!
And god was A-Okay with it.

America is so fucked. In Australia we generally don't have people talking about god on tv. We even have an atheist running our country. The political advertising is mostly addressing/attacking opposition party policies.

(25-03-2013 04:26 PM)DeepThought Wrote: America is so fucked. In Australia we generally don't have people talking about god on tv. We even have an atheist running our country. The political advertising is mostly addressing/attacking opposition party policies.