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6.03.2011

Friday Confessional : The Austin Edition

There's a few things from my trip to Austin that I need to get off my chest and what better time to do it than Friday Confessions. Remember, nothing said in this post can be held against me at any time.

This one time...in Austin, I laid down on a couch in a gay bar. Thank goodness for friends like Becca who remind you what someones might have done there...and for Germ-X...and for knowing how to sing the Happy Birthday song twice to get your hands extra clean.

Also, this one time...in Austin, I walked around downtown without any shoes on. Impulsive forced me to wash my feet in the bathtub before sleeping in the same bed with her. She even called Shawn for some back-up. Thank goodness for friends who make you wash your feet.

ALSO, this one time...in Austin, Vivienne gave me the 'mom look' and tried to make me wear my seatbelt in the back back seat of Becca's van. It worked on Impuslive, but not me. I'm a rebel like that. But thank goodness for friend who care enough to give you the 'mom look'.

AND this one time...in Austin, I woke up at 5:30 in the morning and I was laying on the floor inbetween the two beds where Impulsive and Becca were fast asleep...with my phone smashed to my face. If you got a text and/or tweet that night/morning, I apologize.

This one time...in Austin, I told our waiter that he looked like a porn star. Then I proceeded to tell him it was due to his "phonytail" and "9th grade mustache"...AND I called him "Jake the Pornstar" from then on.

This one time...in Austin, I autographed someone's chest with a blue sharpie. Sorry, Shawn.

I kissed a girl(s)...

One last thing...this one time...in Austin, I met some AMAZING people who are now my REAL LIFE friends...it was one of the best weekends EVER.

You kiss girls & like it! I think you have a few shots from downtown kissing a few :)You are too cute. Happy you had such a great weekend with great girls!I confess I sometimes don't wear my seatbelt either.

These posts about Austin have me so excited for when you guys come visit California. I'm INNNN! I wanna be real life friends with you. I love that you nickname perfect strangers when you're drunk. I do the same thing! :-) I don't usually kiss girls, I just motor boat them. You've been warned!!