These are probably the best patch notes you’ll ever read

Patch notes are almost always deeply boring, and we long ago decided we couldn’t be bothered with them. But Goat Simulator developer Coffee Stain Studios just demands attention with its creative efforts in this regard.

Goat Simulator is a pretty funny game but it’s not just the basic absurdity of a broken-physics sandbox starring a goat that makes it special. Coffee Stain has allowed its apparently pretty offbeat sense of humour shine through in the game’s various secrets and quirks, as well as its marketing.

To put this much glorious effort into path notes though? Well. That’s a whole different level. So rather than just running through the pertinent points and leaving you to do the rest, here are the full patch notes, direct from Steam, an I must insist you read the whole thing.

Added local splitscreen multiplayer

Added a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section

The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year old