The dreaded Car Guard

Its true. I hate car guards. I don’t get taxed for say, clouds, just because they’re there. And having someone stand behind me in an empty car park waving like a crazy is not something I feel like paying for. Also car guards only mystically appear when I leave; I’m sure if South Africans landed on the moon there would be a car guard waiting for them to blast off, happily directing them as if they fly spaceships.