30 Second Life

The concept of 30 Second Life is that you live out the entirety of your life in … well, 30 seconds. You play by mashing two buttons labeled “Work” — the faster you press them, the harder you work. Alternating between slow and rapid button pushing earns you combos, which changes your career path as you age from a baby into an old man.

Impress your parents by becoming a doctor! Disappoint them by going to grad school! Mash your way from life as a billionaire to the sad existence of an eccentric recluse! It’s the perfect way to waste 30 seconds that you could have otherwise spent trying to further your career in real life.