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Hard punches, thrown with the goal of inflicting maximum pain and damage. Usually only thrown by pinches working in kitchens after they get pissed off at the wait staff, or by day laborers who are pissed at other day laborers who try stealing their business.

The type of sweater a guy puts on when he's trying to impress the chick he's on a date with. It's the only nice piece of clothing he owns and you'll see him wearing it in pretty much every picture taken of him on a date.

Can also be a useful tool when you're trying to confirm if two people are dating.

Sally: "Jenny, I told Tony I just want to be friends, but he keeps wearing this nice sweater when he comes over, even if it's just to watch TV."

More commonly referred to as "Cropdusting," it is the act of deliberately farting while moving through an area with many people, usually an office, and leaving the area before the smell sets in. The perpetrator escapes, but everyone else is left to rot in the horrendous stench. This maneuver is often executed by new foreign girls with names such as Yun Li, and can cause permanent psychological damage to its victims.

A football league for people who won't let the dream of becoming a football star die. The word "pro" is misleading, since these people don't actually get paid to play football, and a lot of teams don't even have any real requirements for who they'll let play.

Also, it lets a bunch of 40 year-olds relive their high school glory years by trying pitifully to play a game that has long since passed them by.

Bill: Hey Rick, I heard Tony is playing Semi-Pro Football.

Rick: Yeah, that's pretty sad. He just won't let go of the fact that he sucked when he played in high school.

Bill: Oh I know. This is almost as sad as being a volunteer high school football coach.

A stupid name given to a black guy ("brotha") that just doesn't make any sense. Usually just a normal name with something like "De," "La," or "Ja" in front of it, but sometimes entirely made up, the Brotha Name takes on some of the stupidest forms and makes for endless entertainment for the rest of us.

Also makes you wonder if the person's parents were on the good shit when they named the kid.