Flash me now!

This is a true story... one of my all time favorite exhibitionist experiences, so I thought I'd share it. I really enjoy the postings on this site. Anyway...

About three years ago, I picked up a copy of the San Francisco Bay Guardian on a Saturday morning and flipped through it causaully. I remember the moment when my eye caught an item in the calendar section telling of a program the following afternoon at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art. Ma-LiuMing, a Chinese performance artist was making an appearance at the museum, putting on his performance piece whcih I think was called Fen-liuMing. Ma-Liuming is male, but he appears in this performance piece in makeup and long hair, with a feminine persona -- but naked, so it's kind of like the "Crying Game".

That was interesting enough -- public nudity in any form is a turn on for me (but since I'm gay, male nudity tends to get my attention most -- but what caught my breath was that Ma Liuming's performance piece consisted of inviting members of the audience to be photographed with him, either clothed or naked. I had to read it a few times to make sure it really meant the audience members were allowed to be naked or clothed, and not just Ma LiuMing himself. Once I was clear I was being invited to strip naked in front of a crowd at the art museum (I took the invitation personally, of course), I couldn't think of anything else for the next 24 hours leading up to the performance.

I wore shorts, a long sleaved shirt and tennis shoes, and sun glasses to protect my privacy of course. As soon as I arrived at the museum, I went straight to the large meeting room where the performance was to happen. There were chairs arranged around a bench backed by a mirrored screen, with a camera on a tripod facing the bench. The audience could see themselves in the mirrors. I took a seat in the second row and waited for the audienace to assemble -- of course I was early!

About a hundred or so people assembled gradually, taking up all the chairs and then forming a crowd at the back. The museum director made an introduction --- inviting audience members to be photographed with Ma LiuMing, but leaving out the part about doing so naked --- and then Ma Liuming arrived. Naked. Rather etheral, but definitely a guy -- there was no arguing with that penis.

Several people lined up and one by one started posing next to him, and he pressed a bulb to trigger the camera and flash. All of them clothed. My heart was beating fast. I was sitting on the center ailse, next to a young woman, and was not sure I was going to go through with it. But then I sort of went on auto-pilot, and removed my shoes and socks, putting them under the chair. The cold floor on my bare feet sent a shock like electricity through my body. Next off was my shirt, folded up and placed under the chair. A bead of sweat rolled from my underarm down my side. Looking around, I saw several interested pairs of eyes watching. The camera flashes continued, every body clothed and boring. OK folks, let's make this a 'performance' piece. I unbuttoned the shorts, slipped them down and off, and now I am sitting in crowded room on a folding chair, in my underpants. My dick is already getting semi-hard, and I wonder am I going to do this an am I going to getting arrested by security.

My heart is pounding as I lift my butt off the cold chair enough to slip off my underpants, and now I'm jaybird naked, my ass on a cold folding chair in the middle of a crowded room. The girl sitting next to me is trying to pretend it's not happening, but she's looking, and so are dozens of other pairs of eyes, as I stand up, dick at rising with me and starting to ooze, and join the line of people waiting to be photographed with Ma Liuming. The line snaked toward the back of the auditorium, around the side and then to the front. Everyone in line is clothed, but me, and I am weaing absolutely nothing! It's like those (for me) erotic dreams where I am suddenly naked in public and every one is seeing me / not seeing me at the same time.

Finally it's my turn. I walk across the front of the room and sit next to Ma-LiuMing. Legs apart, not (of course) trying to hide my dick from this crowd of people, guys and girls, who are staring at me and the artist. Flash! the camera clicks and Ma-LiuMing mutters "Thank you" -- his thing is to appear totally impassive and not move or interact -- and I rise and walk straight toward the audience, watching the eyes watch me. Instead of returning to my seat, I walk to he back and stand, naked, among the people watching in the back. My dick is almost fully erect by now, but everyone is cool about it.

A couple of other guys also strip and are photograhped. One of them stands in front of me in the back -- great ass! But most people are clothed. Finally the last shot is taken, and Ma-LiuMing glides silently out of the room. I delay as long as possible, then regain my chair and leisuely dress as people drift out of the room.

What a rush. I'll never forget that afternoon. Anyone else taken advantage of an art event to indulge? I'd love to hear.

Show me what u got!

I did read this post earlier,
and now again
Isn't that one of the ultimate exhibitionist dream?...
You ve got some guts... being the first one, eventually the first one to strip right there
I cannot wait untill our lady members get to read this and start asking whee is the next opportunity, or our couple friends where I am sure several would dare each other to do it, or the guys would encourage their wife to show it all.. (and get the picture to prove it too.. how cool is that...)
With ladies It can be even more discreet in a way, as they ca wear a wig and some make up, if they feel like doing it without exposing too much their social life...
I have personnaly seen several nude public exhibitions in art galleries, one of which was really very provocative.
That one was in New york 2 or 3 years ago, and the art performance consisted in a female artist exposing herself along with 3 or 4 others
they would be there in the nude 3 of them on a bunch of pillows surounded by velvet ropes in the center of the gallery , and another 2 on similar pillos a bit further with velvet ropes as well..
and visitors would browse by with their glass of champagne and look..
In the bigining there was not much to look at, the artist and models woudl avoid to make eye contact and would basicaly lounge there.. but after a 30 or 45 minutes as the gallery started getting crowded.. actually i shoulkd say packed.. and almost nobody would look at them any more, but exchange all sorts of social conversations... the nude girls and female artist would start carresing each other, ... and little by little kissing.. french kiss there.. and WHOUHHH did I drem this one is kissing the other ones pussy.. real deep too.. what is going on... it took a while for every one to realise and as that happens all a sudden the whole crowed backs up from the velvet rope, making large circles around those now very explicit scenes..
withing another 5 minutes the circles are closer to the ropes and now the artist and the models start making eye contact with people in the crowd... the gallery is packed, people are very elegant most of them, society people mostly.. now the artist starts caressing the arm , and then the stomach of this yound lady in the crowd , herself still nude and getting herself her leges caresses by a nude model.. she stands up right behind the velvet ropes, kiss her face, her mouth very delicately like part of her performance, hthe husband steps back and watches.. like facinated.. she kisses the face, the neck the era, probably wispers something in ther too, and now start undressing the young art patron lady.. opening her blouse, the other model now caresses the legs of the lady from the public under her long dressed up designers skirt...
at the same time as the public starts looking at each other not knowing what to think... everyione realized thjat similar scenes are happening fron the other ring, and now with a third and a fourt lady, along with ther girlfriend on the other sde of the first pilow setting... curiously enough, there is only one of the ladies that does not let herself undressed totaly but she is wearing only her cotton panties, quite sexy, giving her a very teasing camel toe.. she now steps out of her shoes and joins the naked group on the pillows.. where it is all carresses and kisses and now very lude action in public and where some of the public becomes the actiors.. a couple of ather girls spontaneously undress and join in... now I start understanding why there was so much pillos and so much room around the original couple of naked girls... it was to allow others to join and not as I originaly thought, to keep then further to the public... , now the velvet ropes are removed.. some more people are invited to undress, more girls some guys ( mainly the good looking ones... I love to strip but I am fascinated and feel like I have already missed the train..
it seems like some people had left ( the most conservative.. probably, byt the crowd is bigger... you bet people there know what they want to see or participate in too by now... it reaches the point where half of the gallery is full of naked people, all caressing and kissing each other.. (curiously the guys had been the most shy to undress in this one...) I spoted some fucking action but realy that was not the general feeling... it seems like it was mostly in spirit celebration of female bodes by gilrs mainly as wella s the guys who where invited to join in or stepped in spontaneously..

incredible scene
It was in the new paper quite a lot in NY the next week.. and remains to date one of the most outrageous nude in gallery event I have bseen herad of or been aprt of..

onother cool one happens quite regularely and often in south florida, with models getting covered in paint by an artist who then uses their bodies to inprint a white canvas... very sexy work..and action too.. quite often this one artist invites ladies from the public to get their bodies painted like that...

another Artist I have met (a guy this time,) does those still actions:
He would stay naked ( his body nude totaly shaved and painted marble style, or white stone style) would stand still on a pedestal as a sscupture for every body to look at from every angle ( guess what is in fromt of your eyes when the guy is on his pedestal..lol), lots of people play and touch him (guess wee mainly.. the ladies get very adventurous and there is a lot of laughter around too.. as they try to deconcentrate him.. sometimes tickel him or get him hard ( he has pretty much control on himslf sadly enought... he would only start mkooving again after 2 or 3 hours of stiull action unbelievabl;e..
sometimes would crate group sculptures with 2 or 3 other male or female models...

there is some other I could share with you especialy another good one with a guy.. but I am very curious to read about other museum or galleries experiences or things to come, and adventures of members ..or their comments on this..

Show me what u got!

Most of the time. I relate adventures where I am personaly involded as a flasher (or my girlfriend or a close buddy)
this is a story about an art performence involving nudity.

It happens regularely in many other ways but the basics remain pretty much the same.

It is called nude night in most galleries this artist does the performance.
As related above, this guy's thing is to pose, in sculptural poses, for 2 to 3 hours totaly naked, covered in white powder or paint
I like pretty much the painted performance

the patrons get into the gallery , there is usually a good 200 people there, from 20 yo or so to 50 ... ( mainly I would say, sexually active groups...lol)

then arrives an artist, with big buckets of latex paint , and a paint brush
and then enters the performer, after a round of applauses he usually disrobes, and appears in full nudity in front of the public...
It is very funny to look at eyes of the ladies ...and most guys.. as his cock gets most of the attention....

I have to say, although he is not very tall, the performer has a perfect body, firm and fit (but not outrageously..)
he is totally shaved, from head to toes, and the lack of pubic hair obviously adds to the feeling of nudity and exhibition that comes out of the whole picture.. but in real life that serves another purpose.. as you will soon understand.
The next step consist into the other artist (this one fully dressed) to start painting his boddy (usually a cloear stone color..).. he starts doing so with the brush and the latex paint... he back, the shoulders... the legs.. then comes the butt part.. and that is when I becomes quite teasing... the artist painting then turns to the audience and spotsa lady or a college girl.. and handles her the brush asking her to paint the buttocks ... there is some embarrasement for a few seconds , as lots of the girls fear to be selected as much as they wish for it...
there is lots of laughts at this point and lots of excitement to everywhere in the audience...
It is quite something to see those ladies of all adges, performence after performence getting on their knees, holding the brush and carressing the ass of the perfoermer with it... before they hesitate encouraged by the other painter and the audience to continue and do the crack too.. another lady usually has to come and help also chosen atr random, since the cheeks have to be split all the way in order not to leave any inch of skin uncovered.... (at this time I am sure as I do, lots of the exhibitionist i the audience wish to be in the performer's place, )
I do net get tired either to watch the husbands or bfriends of the girls holding the brushes at this point , trying to find a suitable attitude, or getting inspired for some lagter gaames back home...)

then the officila painter gets the brush back thanks the "assistants" and continues paintuing the bold head, the feet, the armes the chest,.. and ...oups he does not do sexual aprts
time to get another "assistant from the audience"
the excitment is hight...
you should then see the lady or the girl sqalivating in front of this dick and those balls that she has to paint in detail .. having to inspect from every angle to make sure each inch is covered in paint.... that is quite an exquisite sight.
Each and everyone in the audience, wishes to be either one of the model or the painter at this very point.. as a living proof, that as soon as one agrees to leave his conventions at the door, this is the most natural and exciting thing for everyone...

the brush then goes back to the master painter for the final touches, tghe face, and the performer is ready to stand on his pedestal for the pose of the evening (usually one to 3 hours depending on the program of the exhibition) on a pedestal, his genitals right at the level of everyones eyes..
but after a while, with the rest going on no one is paying atytention to him anymore.. that leaves vlear movement for the real voyeurs and mainly voyeuses, to take all their time inspecting the details of the pose or the paint work under the false pretext of art

how can he remain most of the time, not obviously hard? I have no clue... obviously the performer has great control of himself... I am absolutly positive he enjoyes himself so much fully exposed and examined like this..(I know I would if I could)

at the end of the evening comes the "unwrapping"
And this is where you understand why the paint used is latex, and why the performer waxes all of his hair off.
the artist who painted him in ther first place, starts pealing off the paint from the body of the performed,
It kind of colles as he pull off of it as a second skin..
the most fun and mostly anticiped part (for the regulars) is when it comes down to the penis:
the painter (no the unwrapper) pulls and pulls and pulls again and as he pulls, the dick flips up, and up, and up as the other one 5 feet away puls on the latex peeling off the penis..

but remember, the assistant painter, does not get involved much with genitals.. so he usually browses back the crowd and ask for a lady to handle this "delicate"part.. it is quite funny to see the public as the girl would pull the strips of paint and that would stretch on the penis of the performer the public would go in loud " OUUuch.." feeling pain for the model.(in real life it is absolutly not painfull as it is explained at the very end..) but some girls enjoy this pulling hoping for something to happen, of some pain to come out of it for the model as some others become so shy and embarassed, fearing to hurt such delicate and cherished part of the mans anatomy..

Great times everytime

the performance usualy ends after thius completes the peeling of the paint the model finaly puts his robe back on and that concludes a wonderfull fun evening for all voyeurs (and exhibitionist living this experience by procuration)

I have seen the same seen on girls... although the pausing part gets lots of detailed interest from the male audience, and the painting part of the ass, nipples and pubis is a lot of fun, I do not find it to reach the one described above.....and the peeling definatly looses a dimension ( it is not the same pulling on her breast with the paint, but especially on firm breast it i cute but not as emotional as the Bobbit type syndrom or "will that get him hard wish" of the crowd.

As a concluision, Art provided some of the best settings and opportunites for "official" flashing,.. I could only encourage every one to the full advantage of it.... (theater, visual arts, poetry,... dance.. )
I am only surprised there is not more adventures in this field shared by this group.. even for myself I have more exciting scenes of the sorte I have withnessed in Europe or in the States..

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I was with some friends and the conversation came up on the subject of nude events in art spaces, a guy I did not know was a gallery owner and had some opportunities to offer... but before he would put the event together he wanted to make sure there would be enough audience willing to participate.
As he said, there is never any problem with getting an audience to watch naked people... and he would get his art space pretty full without any problem
But he felt that to make the event a success, he would need a few people in the audience, willing to besome part of it and take adventage of the opportunity and "art excuse " as I would call it.. to disrobe too

As this could be one of our next stroy in the making... this is acall to the members in the Miami area... let us know of your interest so that we can make this happen soon

Flash me now!

Another perforrmance art piece at San Francisco MOMA was kind of interesting. I only read about it in the paper, but it was in the same series as the Fen Ma-Liuming event I described above.

This was another Chinese artist. This is hard to believe, but his thing was to appear naked, be smeared with emulsified hot dogs and be licked by a bunch of dogs. The museum asked quite a number of people to bring their dogs for this event. So the artist is lying naked on the floor, and the dogs are all over him, and then one of them bites his butt! I don't think that was part of the plan. They had to take the guy to the emergency room. So the emergency room team got to participate in the event.

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