While our thoughts and prayers should be with those brave Americans who are spreading democracy abroad, in these uncertain times we need to keep our eye on the ball and find a way to blame this on Hilary.

It wasn't a bomb blast, it was a motorcycle backfiring after the drive forgot to put oil into his motorbike. The reports of gunfight were actually flatulent pigs that were being herded to market by local farmers. And there were no injuries to the Afghan security forces, except for a stubbed toe when one of the guards tripped over a pig.