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ABCJKSWY: How Does The Alphabet Go Again?

More blog awards, people. Elaine, you’re the coolest depressed lady I’ve ever met. So wow, this isn’t easy really as the instruction is to go through the alphabet and share some bits about yourself.

Honestly love, I don’t find myself that interesting to have this much to say but I’ll give it my best go all for the love of you, okay? But don’t blame me if most of these information suck.

A is for ASS – A few years back, I taught in uni. While most of the stuff I teach are questionable, there is one thing I know is 100% true. According to Ma’am PM, the secret to success is simple: It’s better to do nothing than do something half-assed. Come to think of it, is half-assed even a word? If it’s not, well there you go, new word for the day.

B is for BREATHING – Last year, I got diagnosed with asthma so I’m pretty much fixated with my breathing. The way I breathe changes every day like the weather. It’s most interesting stuff if you ask me. I try to keep going you know, try to remember to breathe. It may get messy if I forget after all.

C is for CULINARY SCHOOL – In a few weeks, I’ll be starting culinary school and I can’t be any more excited. It has been delayed for long but I’m totally excited. I’m still waiting for the schedule but once I get it, I’m certain I’ll be all over it; should be fun times.

D is for DOORS – I’m at a point in my life when I’m facing several doors that I’ve avoided moving into in the past. Now nothing is stopping me and I can’t wait to get cracking! I have only my health to take in to consideration right now but once it’s all good, it will be a blast.

E is for ENGLISH – Language is my thing. Writing is my thing. But not in Filipino. I can’t understand why really; maybe because Filipino is hard. Actually, one time I have been told my writing isn’t Filipino enough. WTH does that mean? The manuscript is in English but I’m told the Filipino market will not embrace it because I’m not Filipino enough. Go figure. 🙄

F is for FLUID – This may be weird but I drink tons of water every day. To some eight glasses may be a stretch already but I reckon I chug around three liters. I don’t know, I just drink and drink water while I work and do cat typing on my keyboard; not sure if I’m even thirsty. Imagine the number of times I pee daily.

G is for GAMBLE – Not the literal gambling, okay; I mean the one on taking risks. Either I’m such a wimp or I’m too lazy to take risks, but that was before. Like I told you, I’m all about suicide lately and I’m loving it. 😀

H is for HAIR – Simply, I’m fixated with hair. It’s not mine though.

I is for INTELLIGENCE – Think what you want to think but thus far my brain has proved to be the sexiest part of my body. It’s my favorite part btw; so far it hasn’t let me down.

J is for JACKASS – Apart from the fact that I adore the Jackass boys, somehow I feel I can be a non physical version of jackass . You know, smart mouth, cracks people up, witty in my imagination and just fun times.

I know what comes after J but I’ll post about it tomorrow, okay? It’s R right? 😆

i will tell you all about it once it starts. should be amazing. i’m with you on the tea. normally, it’s a mix of water, coffee, and tea daily. i actually don’t need to eat solid food with this kind of diet. oh wait, is ice cream solid? 😆 i’m trying to write some stuff. i’m having a blast.

thank you! i can already make you brownies and chewy cookies, zezil. 🙂 i’m going to learn something on cake decoration this time, not actual baking as i know how already; i’m not saying i’m great at baking but at least it’s decent. i can make people very happy with what i bake. yes, i don’t know why i drink that much too but i do daily! wow, you’re the sweetest. salamat. i put up the next bit too. whew! who knew the alphabet has so many letters? 😆

[Just a quick update, manager felt my profound sadness, asked how much I would like to be paid (for that OT work), got a lil bit sissy on the amount but in the end, I got paid. Woot! Woot! Super thanks ate Pm~! 🙂 ]

normally i add kasoy, to promote what is local to us here. oo, salamat! yes, just posted the part 2. i forgot to mention i can make kitkat cheesecake there. 😀 glad to hear that, love. remember, you get what you deserve so never sell yourself short.

We never talked about him anymore. You know, just so everyone is harmonious. Brother was really really upset. Didnt call mom for 3 days until I “scolded” him. It’s not all right but I just let him go. My friend offered giving me a puppy but I’m not sure if I’m ready for a new relationship. Maybe next time. But yeah! I said too much! haha~ Thank you for asking. 🙂

Really good post PM. I had to laugh at how your manuscript was rejected; not that your inconvenience was in any way humorous, but the BS reasons that publishers often generate certainly are strange. I remember the first time I submitted something to a publisher; I was 12, and apparently not a very bright 12 year old either because I provided my age with the manuscript. Almost a year later the publisher wrote back to me and said that nobody would take the work of a 12 year old seriously. Go figure.
Seriously though PM, don’t give up with your writing career.
Also, you were a uni teacher? Remind me to ask you about that sometime. After I (eventually) finish up my uni course I was considering becoming a teacher, so I might like to ask for your thoughts on the experience.

i have a cool experience around that age too! i think i’m 11 then. i’m not throwing the white towel yet don’t worry. besides i have you as publisher already right if by some miracle you end up with that sort of business. yes, uni teacher, imagine. fun times though! why not give it a try. think about it, mr. childs professor.