The formula for hyperinflation concedes that massive debts require massive servicing. We don’t collect enough to meet that at normal rates of interest. Budget deficit numbers and perception can be fudged for all eternity, but ultimately, it is the massive flow of coming payments that will require equally massive bond offering.

It’s the second of an eight party championship series between roommates Neiland Ted. Neil hosts a swingin’ Halloween costume party, but will he haveenough in the tank to make this monster mash go the distance?

In very exciting news today, tech company EMC acquired network security software company NetWitness. 99% of men polled about this story responded with “Wait, I can still watch porn right?" I personally am not a fan of these softwares because they block you from amazing business opportunities like when a rich billionaire uncle dies in Nigeria. When we emailed NetWitness for a comment they responded by saying “Have you seen this boy?"