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Regal Remix at River East Art Center

The time has come for the most exciting event in Chicago since that team named after cuddly baby bears won the World Series: Buick's Regal Remix -- and you're invited.

Making its Chicago debut at a July 29th River East Art Center bash, the 2011 Regal was bred on the Autobahn, but made for the States: a sleek, turbocharged beast that's revolutionizing the Buick brand with a driver-selectable suspension system, a firm, European-tuned chassis, and next-level standard features including six-speed automatic transmission, 18-inch wheels, XM, Bluetooth, OnStar, and, to keep your best feature toasty, heated front seats. Beyond a chance to ogle the ride, the gala will feature free-flowing specialty cocktails and gourmet Chi-themed appetizers, which actually won't involve bull, bear, cub, hawk, or sox. To soothe your ears, there'll also be a performance by Augustana, who actually formed at Southern Illinois' Greenville College, home of the fighting Panthers, which would actually be delicious on crostini.

To RSVP for Regal Remix, just click here, and prepare to witness Buick's superior firepower -- as for the bear, that'll happen when you meet the appetizer tray.