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I think I'll keep spacing out this post in this unique, per sentence fashion.

As it is, the reason for this particular entry into my journal of me is the listing of three wonderful items for sale on eBay!

That's right, YOU could be the proud owner of something I've already graced with my merest touch.

I'm auctioning off three anime DVD sets that I didn't really care for, and didn't relate to well.

Two are of the same series, and are probably as child friendly as they come.

The other is most definately adult.

In any case, all the formatting I had to do to make my auctions pretty made me sick of paragraphs and html for a while.

Hence the weirdness.

In conclusion, any interested parties should follow the below links (which upon conclusion will be print screened and hosted somewhere so that in years hence there aren't a plethora of dead ebay related links lying around here).

What the...?

Within this link is retained all that is important, unimportant, and in limbo. At least as each pertains to the passages contained herein.

Who is this strange person?

You don't want to know. Trust me, you really don't. You may think you do, you may feel you do, you might even actually want to know. But really, you don't. There are a lot of reasons why you don't want to know. The first is I'm really quite boring. Trust me on that one, B-O-R-I-N-G. The second is I'm quite insane. Straight jacket insane. Not an interesting insane mind you, just that kind that makes you wake up in the middle of the night screaming something about how the Teletubbies invaded Cuba and set up a regime of Pants, Elephants and Used Cars. The last reason is that you don't want to know. I've probably already let on to too much. I might have to kill you. Speaking of which, where do you live?