There is nothing inherently wrong with conformity, hipster. It is wrong, however, to assume that the choices you make about your wedding ceremony and reception will somehow obscure your decision to join the herd. No amount of micro-brew, handmade corsages bought from Etsy, or paper lanterns that match the groom's socks will make up for it. You had just as well send the jadite servingware back. That band you're hiring that plays Little River Band covers? I will not be able to stifle my laughter as you attempt sincerity during your first dance to "Reminiscing". Just a warning.

My advice to you is to give up. Hoist that white flag in your surrender to societal norms. Solute the American flag the next time you pass it by. You are doing your part to make our country strong economically. That's awesome, right? Go ahead and get the Yuengling. It's good and much less expensive. Trade in your mango kiwi fruit wedding tart for some yummy white tiered thing that even your great Aunt Tilda can eat without breaking out in hives. And that wedding song? Would it hurt you to dance to something to which you actually like? That you will make you smile in your heart for the years to come?