PRetty Funny!

A newly established public relations consultant, wanting to impress the first client coming into his office, picked up the telephone and said, “I’m sorry, but I have a tremendous workload at the moment and I won’t be able to look after your campaign for at least a month.”

He then hung up, turned to the young man in his office and asked, “What can I do for you, sir?”

“Nothing,” replied the young man. “I’m just here to hook up your phone.”

Terms used when writing up performance appraisals for public relations employees and the real meanings of the words:

Good Communication Skills – Spends a lot of time chatting on the telephone