Much
of what Todd says holds up against our scienctific evidence.
We conducted a number of trails to find out what makes the ideal game.
Our results will both shock and amaze you.

If we directly compare
the level of eye candy in games to the quality of the gameplay, a disturbing
and all to familiar pattern thats to appear. I think this needs no further
explanation .

What else can we work
out from the little data we have? Another useful graph can be generated
by taking the amount of DNF screenshots released to the web and the level
of hype generated. Here we can clearly see a pair of women's breasts in
the graph, fascinating.

So is DNF a game?
Is DNF an operating system? Is DNF really just an abbreviated term for
Do Not Fart? I can't answer these questions... please,
no more questions! Although I know a man who can...

Conclusion

Many
things you read here today will be new to you, but if you take the time
to digest the rich banquet of information we offer here, your life will
be enriched. Who can predict what the future holds for DNF, will it ever
be released, does it really exist, where did I put my car keys, the questions
are many and the answers are few.
If you only remember one thing from this experience, let it be 'variable
length hemp rope'
I have been Peter 'Maverick'
Bridger, goodnight.