Non-Garlic Bread - A horrible monstrosity. Can eat one Garlic Bread per night.

Post has been edited 14 time(s), last time on Jul 23 2017, 10:17 pm by Dem0n.

Memes gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the memer on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of memes. I pledge my life and honor to the Meme's Watch, for this meme and all the memes to come.

The days feel longer now. Every waking second feels like a day in itself. When your life can crumble at any moment, there is no sense of comfort. We thought we had moved past this, we thought we had learned to coexist. But we were wrong. Now it's just chaos - chaos and stupidity. It doesn't matter which side you're on; the only thing that matters is ending this conflict before we're all toast.

It all started as a simple disagreement - you know how it is. We thought we had more to offer this restaurant than they did. But you know how things go. We thought we were better, and they thought the same of themselves. We should've just put aside our differences and gotten along, or at the very least learned to ignore each other. But we were immature. We were cocky. I mean, the amount of dough we brought into this place was insane. We couldn't let some other bread take our spotlight. We tried showing them who was boss, but they were stronger, and smarter, than we thought. For every plan we baked up, they had a counter-plan. Eventually, our strategies got stale, and they kept churning out new ways to destroy us. What should have just been a small dispute turned into an absolute bloodbath.

For weeks this went on. I lost loved ones. Others did as well. The war was taking a toll on everyone. It was becoming unsustainable. Both sides were running dry on supplies, and neither knew how long the other side could keep it up. Finally, after hundreds of our own lay dead, swept away into memory, we reached a compromise. We signed a treaty, put aside our petty differences, and rebuilt what we had lost. It seemed that we were moving in the right direction - the store was doing great, profits were rising, and what was once a bloody battlefield was now a place of prosperity.

It's been 40 years since that terrible war, and the treaty has been broken. Almost all who remember the horrors we faced are gone, and the new generation is making the same mistakes we did. Before long, our homes will turn to ash, and nothing will be left, just as before. I've tried talking some sense into these breads, but they will not listen. Peace cannot be achieved anymore. I should have known this. We started something that could not end without violence. The only thing we can do is fight for survival, and this time, there'll be no compromises. The longer this goes on, the more I regret everything. I know it's bread nature - no two groups can live in harmony forever - but day in and day out, I find myself asking the same question over and over.

Rye do we do this to each other?

Night 1 has begun! It will end at 6 PM EDT on Tuesday, July 4th!

Post has been edited 1 time(s), last time on Jul 6 2017, 9:15 pm by Dem0n.

Memes gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the memer on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of memes. I pledge my life and honor to the Meme's Watch, for this meme and all the memes to come.

Your call for peace, tempting as it is, will not save us. The enemy will not back down or spare us just because you choose to bury your head in the sand!

Stand to arms, my brothers, and we shall make this fight our own and lead this nation to glory!

You do realize you aren't any better then them, right? Capital punishment has proven time and time again to be costly and ineffective in maintaining order. We just got out of a costly war, and now you want to to instigate a witch hunt? When will they come for you, Farty; when will they come for you?

You all wish to stand around like docile imbeciles awaiting your own slaughter?! I bet you want to tell jokes and share stories while we sit around the campfire. Maybe even show some magic tricks with cards. Reminisce about the old times...

Well guess what, we rebuilt this land after years of violence, so if we have to resort back to violence to clean it up again, YOU CAN BE FUCKING SURE THAT WE WILL!! Imma boutta crush a mutha fukin non-garlic bread ass mother fucker AND THERE AINT NOTHING ANY YALL CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!

A reference to stupidity. The day 0 text goes on and on with a few mentions of stupidity, or regret/confusion:

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I find myself asking the same question over and over

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The longer this goes on, the more I regret everything.

Not the strongest evidence, I know. However, when we also take into account all the mentions in day 0 text of peace, compromise, and coexistence and then relate this to Kame it all becomes clear. Kame, more than anyone here, loves the idea of peace and harmony! Kame is a left leaning coexistence nut.

Just like the day 0 text stated, coexistence is not an option!

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We thought we had moved past this, we thought we had learned to coexist. But we were wrong.

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We signed a treaty, put aside our petty differences, and rebuilt what we had lost. It seemed that we were moving in the right direction

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Peace cannot be achieved anymore. I should have known this. We started something that could not end without violence. The only thing we can do is fight for survival, and this time, there'll be no compromises.

We're all in this mess, and the only way out is to lynch before we are eaten. Peace is in the past; it is time to strike back.

Vote to lynch Kame! The stupid coexistence nut! Garlic can not, and will not succumb to the digestive needs of the hideous bread eating monster.

A reference to stupidity. The day 0 text goes on and on with a few mentions of stupidity, or regret/confusion:

You forgot that the text also mentions "ashes". "FIRE"_Kame

But my argument would rather go against Jack or Bar Refaeli: they both have alcohol related names, and as much as I would like to think that the very last words of the Clue Post is just a clever word-play, I can't help but notice that "RYE" is also alcohol. "Jack" as in "Jack Daniels" is quite precisely Rye isn't it? And "BAR" Refaeli quite definitely could be related as well.