Seriously. Let's count all the ways straight news reporter Carl
Campanile and the editors packaged together their story on
Christie, who traveled to Israel on a "trade and diplomacy
mission" while also probably laying the groundwork for a 2016
Presidential run. He visited the Western Wall -- often called the
Wailing Wall -- the holiest site in Jerusalem.

So, naturally, that leads to this headline:

The whale at the wall: Christie weighs in at Israel holy
site

Because Christie's, like, a whale. At the Wailing Wall. Weighing
in on stuff.

Oh wait. We haven't even gotten to the story yet. Let's take a
look.

The lede:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie made a huge
impression...

The second paragraph:

Christie, wearing a yarmulke with his name and title
embroidered on it, brought his political heft...

The rest of the story is, like, all serious and stuff.
About important business meetings, and talks
with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu about
Iran's nuclear program.