ESPN announced today that it will pull Hank Williams Jr.’s familiar Monday Night Football theme song after the country music prince compared President Obama to Hitler on this morning’s Fox & Friends. He then went on to claim Obama and Vice President Biden were “the enemy,” confusingly referring to them as “The Three Stooges.” It’s no surprise that the interview was conducted by Fox News, however it is surprising that a man like Hank Williams Jr. managed to get all the way through school without learning much History, English or Math.
Fox News morning meeting: “Who can we get on our show to talk about Obama?” “How about that crazy country guy who sings about getting ready for a football game?”
“You know who is like Hitler? Hitler.” – Jon Stewart

“Really fast eating is a sport. It has an exclusive top flight league and Kobayashi refused to sign an exclusive deal with it. So like a Wimbledon final without Federer or a World Cup final without Brazil, the nation’s hot dog eating contest unfolded with a Kobayashi-shaped hole in it’s fatty heart.”
What the fuck are they even talking about?!
“It’s an act of authoritarian heavy-handedness which recalls the imprisonment of Mandela” Or you could say this news report from ITN is slightly sensationalized.