Rice Beats Gossage Where It Truly Counts

So what if Jim Ed doesn’t make it into the Hall? As this priceless clip demonstrates, he and former droogie Dwight Evans soundly bested Goose Gossage and Dave Winfield in the Captain Morgans Ultimate Pose-Off. So that’s gotta count for something. Maybe.

Now, can we please administer a flaming wasp enema to the folks who created the whole “pose-off” campaign? Because I really think that needs to happen.