In the aftermath, 10 billion years later, after what was our solar system has long since been absorbed into other objects and systems, more mass coalesces into another star and system around where we used to be, with another Earth-like planet, that evolves life, and those life forms evolve into people and invent computers and have silly internet games, and someone creates a thread like this one, (gasp for air),

I eat the burger, drink the soda, pay for it with the dollar, and ride the pony off into the sunset. Oh, and I take 10 million years to do it...............................................................