My co-worker’s mother makes 81 Dollars every hour on the internet. She has been without work for 6 months but last month her payment was 18818 Dollars just working on the internet for a few hours. She bought an almost buttplug from Mobbydkman! browse around this website
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Well, would you want a whole herd of Pegasi flying around pooping and peeing everywhere? You ever see how much a horse pees? Imagine that happening as it flies above your head or your freshly detailed convertible.

Bet the My Little Pony fans who want to live in that world never stopped to think of that.

Maybe they thought there was a social taboo, commonly understood, that protected the money? Such as: It’s OK to use/steal the barbecue sauce because it’s ‘there’, but to steal actual money – that’s crossing a big line.

Maybe someone else bought the BBQ for the note writer with money they gave them and the $2 was NW’s change. So the buyer taped it to the bottle to give it to them and stuck it in the fridge and told them about it.

(1) Oh, I did take it one step further. I surmised that the workplace was large enough that was inconvenient for one or both parties to exchange the $2 change (“$2.00′s” annoyed the hell out of me) in person, so this manner was chosen.

(2) Coworker who purchased the sauce could be lying and merely CLAIMING to have taped the $2 to the bottle but is going to let some anonymous coworker take the fall so he can keep her change because her request to pick up the bottle while he was on lunch break annoyed him. I sometimes would offer a coworker to pick up lunch if he wanted something from where I was going, but if someone saw me leaving to go get lunch and asked me to pick them something up, that annoyed me. Go figger.

What movie is this? Cause all I can think of is Kingdom Of The Spiders.

Has anyone ever seen that one where he plays a racist SOB who comes into a town and turns them against anyone black, Jewish, etc? I want to see it myself but can’t for the life of me remember the title.

I found it. It’s The Intruder and his character is indeed racist. Here’s the first part from Wikipedia.

The Intruder is a 1962 American film directed by Roger Corman, after a novel by Charles Beaumont, starring William Shatner. The story depicts the machinations of a racist named Adam Cramer (portrayed by Shatner), who arrives in the fictitious small southern town of Caxton in order to incite townspeople to racial violence against the town’s black minority and court-ordered school integration.

The term “alicorn” is catching on for a winged unicorn, but “alicoorn” used to just be the term for the horn of a unicorn. A unicorn has an alicorn. The term for a winged unicorn used to be “winged unicorn”. Given that the usage of “alicorn” as a winged unicorn is very modern, some people don’t accept it yet and your mileage will vary.

H,
You disgust me. There is no excuse for being so poor of a human being that makes rehoming acceptable. You should love your animal companions beyond anything, including your human companions! You are an inhuman POS and should be shot with a blunt instrument. What next, will you also rehome your Jesus? (Or other non-denominational deity, I mean, I don’t want to be offensive or hurtful)

While I understand the frustration and temptation leading to make a sign and posting it, does she not realize that she looks like an idiot to her coworkers and, most likely, superiors, who also use the kitchen? I’d be embarrassed if my boss’s boss saw me do something like this.

Perhaps it’s all an elaborate behavioural experiment. Perhaps there is no 2 dollar’s. Perhaps there is no barbecue sauce. All we know for sure, is that there’s definitely a flying, pooping unialipegacorn that tastes of skittles. And that’s the true meaning of Christmas.

If you fertilize your lawn with the unipegapony’s manure, sew some seeds, and water the plant with BBQ sauce, you can grow your very own money tree. If you sing to the tree, it will produce $2.00′s bills instead of the usual $1.00′s bills. And if you place a $2.00′s bill on Shel Silverstein’s grave, he won’t eviscerate you when the zombies finally attack.

I’m a 56 YO straight man, single, haven’t had sex in 4-1/2 years.
A woman asked me out, someone I like and would have asked out but have (had?) given up on women.

I am an accomplished cook and want to make her dinner at my house, but she seemed slightly put off by this. Does it make me look cheap or is she worried I am going to jump her or something? Really, I’ve given up on restaurants and can make better food cheaper without all the hoopla.

She is about my age, maybe slightly younger and pretty ‘earthy’, as in nearly no makeup and naturally graying hair which is just my style. She fishes. She FLY fishes. Read that twice.
Ladies?

Even though she asked you, go to a public place first; after all, you still need to “get to know each other.” For the next date, assuming there is one, suggest the home cooked meal. However:
She might be a little put off if you use your unipegifornicatingpoopypony to pick her up.

I have to agree, in fact, I was thinking of dinner at home is more of a third date occaision. She might be worried that if she agrees to go to your house right off the bat, she’ll look easy. If it was summer , I’d suggest you cook for a picnic, but it isn’t, so you can’t :). Try a couple in public dates first. Good luck!

It might be that she just doesn’t feel safe going to a house on the first date. Let’s face it, it’s a scary world we live in anymore where you can’t even trust a neighbor you’ve known for 20 years. I’d take her someplace public but quiet enough to talk and get comfortable with for more than just three dates. Even if it’s just a walk in the park.

You have to “think like a woman” here, and by woman I mean “possesses a vagina” not someone who is a girly-girl. She doesn’t know you well enough to feel totally safe alone with you. Not that you’re dangerous, but let’s be realistic. Unless she’s well trained, you’d probably come out on top in unarmed combat. It would be better for her, on a first date, to have an exit strategy.

It sounds so horrible – and so sexist! – but that is the world in which we live. I’m a total tomboy and don’t scare easily, but even I’d raise my eyebrows at being alone with a man I’m just getting to know.

On the date, mention how much you love to cook and how you’d like to make Yummy Special Dish or Amazeballs Dessert for her one day. Sow the seeds. Maybe date #2 or #3 could be at home.

Dinner in someone’s home is for when there’s an established rapport, a couple of dates under your belt. You do that AFTER you know you want to keep dating this person some more. First date is way too soon.

It should be up to each person or couple, which date they choose, but it’s not bad as a rule of thumb. So, Tard, if your date gets unruly, don’t have sex with her until you’ve beaten her with a stick no wider than your thumb on the third date. Or something like that.

1. Plus: She asked you out. Don’t try to take over the date. If she makes the first move to pay for the dinner date, let her, don’t fight it or get pushy. We can pay for our dates when we initiate. : )

Do offer to at least pay for yourself, but if she insists in paying, let her. Also, dating divas have some super fun ideas for unconventional dates. Keeping in mind that they’re best when you know each other a little bit, and many are geared more toward extroverts, so don’t suggest the mall dare date if you find that she’s uncomfortable talking to strangers. The bookstore idea is a great way to get to know each other and laugh together.

Everyone was right, she wanted to take ME out.
This is new to me, but I like it fine.

Wednesday night.
I pick her up, she selects the place and pays.
Going very slowly, haven’t dated in years and years. We’ve know each other for a year, she actually said “I gave up on you ever figuring it out!”.

Gravestones for strangers of gravestones of strangers? I think the former is kinda creepy but the latter is kinda interesting. Whenever I’m in a cemetery I like to wander around and look at the other headstones, so I don’t think that’s weird. (Doing it because somebody else asked me to I find kinda creepy, even if it’s the grave site of a famous person.)

Tard, you might want to pick the next check up yourself. And yes, you should call her to make the date. And plan the date. And if she tells you she’s cool with just ordering off the dollar menu when you casually mention it, she’s just being nice.
I’d love to see a 2nd date pic. Please?

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