Taylor Swift Is Officially A Stage-Five Clinger [PHOTOS]

Taylor Swift is nuts. NUTS, I tell you. Who buys a home near her new boyfriend’s family compound after dating for two months? What’s to become of your 13-room love nest when this thing goes south?

Young love is splendid, and it’s super that Swift and Conor Kennedy, 18, are getting along, but where was her financial advisor during this purchase?

A realtor in Hyannisport, MA confirmed to People that Swift did indeed buy the property, which overlooks the Nantucket Sound. ”It’s in a beautiful location and right across the street from Conor and the Kennedys,” the realtor said. “It’s a beautiful home. She got a nice home, paid fair price. The house was on the market for two to four years.”

The original (“way overpriced)” listing was $14 million, but Swift only paid $4.9 million for the seven bedroom, five bath abode, set on a private road with its own security guard. Check out more photos here.

There has to be a logical explanation as to why Swift bought the home. Is Conor at all freaked out by this?