Disgruntled reflections on life, sandwiches, uncooperative widgets and things forgotten at the back of the cupboard.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

The Hubbard Cupboard

The Hubbard CupboardWell, I’m finally getting to the last of the Mysterious Things that have been floating around the pantry for absolutely ages. I managed to knock off the can of fried gluten on the weekend, and I do not think I will be buying more in the future. Nor the vegetarioan chop suey - I have no idea what those little brown spiral things in it were, nor much of the other ingredients for that matter.There are still two disturbing items to tackle though; the little can of pickled lettuce (sauerkraut is fine, but lettuce?) and something called pickled mustard greens. Once these are gone though, all I have left is a 5kg bag of rice and a litre bottle of Maggi seasoning. And some onions. And about a kilo of salted liquorice.Pray for me.