News Headlines in India in 2025 – Hilarious

A hilarious look at what the new headlines might look like in India in the year 2025.

POLITICS

* President Sonia Gandhi and Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi receive Italian Prime Minister Priyanka Gandhi.
* Fight in Parliament to grab the next seat beside newly elected MPs Mallika Sherawat, Sherlyn Chopra and Rakhi Sawant.
* Mayawati all set to install her 10,000 statue in UP Assembly.
* Jayalalitha and Karunanidhi signed a 100 years deal to rotate power in Tamil Nadu every 2 years.
* Raj Thackeray and his supporters fighting for a separate state for Marathi manoos. All set to form 76th Indian state.

TV and CINEMA

* Dhoom-17 ready for release.
* Mein To Ab Bhi Jawan Hoon – Dev Anand’s new movie set for release where he plays son of Aamir Khan and Katrina Kaif.
* After remakes of 45 films of Amitabh, Shahrukh now to play Amitabh’s role in remake of ‘Paa’.
* Amitabh’s new movie with Shahrukh Khan’s daughter ‘Ek Aur Nishabd’.

SPORTS

* Lalit Modi to inagurate IPL Season-20 next week.
* Jayasuriya celebrated his 56th birthday with a century against Australia in a T20 match.
* Coach Ganguly resigns, as India went out of the World Cup in 1st round after losing to South Korea.
* Navjot Siddhu will launch his own TV channel where he is the Host and the Guest too.