Bingo: No, not tonight Raúl. tffnfgs stggrry dssn grrfm AHEM. As I was saying… Tonight’s story doesn’t come from a book. It’s a story my mum told me when she was a pup. I think you’re old enough to hear it now. For you see, long ago, long before your memory or mine, all of us were wolves.

Bingo: Back then, the world was nothing but badlands. There were no buildings, no cars, and no free wifi. The food wasn’t even fresh. It came from the ground. And all the meat was wild. Those were dark times. Really dark! The only thing that was ever in the sky was the full moon.

The wolves ruled it all. Their paws controlled the plants, their tails, the earth, and their noses, the weather. Such was the might of their sorcery that their battles split the land and shaped the earth

As often happens with these sorts of things, there was no big break between the two. Over time they just grew apart, and the former wolves made a new name for themselves. Speaker: We have evolved. We are no longer wolves. We are Lupusses! (silence) Speaker: Uh, okay. How about dogs?