Hello, readers. Thanks for playing along and having fun with The Twizzy all year. Here are the results for The Final Game.

As of Wednesday afternoon, there were 5 correct answers. I stopped counting past then because I had to get ready for Thanksgiving. The runners-up for this game are: @cassie_jackson, @kcecelia, @busybrd,and my best friend Millicent.

So who was the winner? It’s @dp57, of course. Congratulations, Donna! This is your 10th Twizzy win! Please pick a prize from the list below and leave your choice in the comments section on this page.

As this is The Final Game, it’s time to reveal who The Twizzy Grand Champion is. This comes as no surprise to my diehard players, it’s @dp57! Donna, speeding your way is THIS, THE TWIZZY TIARA.

I’m also hoping to send another separate goody, which I can’t reveal. I haven’t yet received said item (although I have harassed the gentleman who owns it several times). You will love. In addition to the mystery prize, I will be sending you a hardcover book from the selection I was given. Congratulations, my friend. You deserved it. I will be keeping this, the Twizzy Tiara you made and sent me. It will forever by my reminder that I ran this mad quiz for so long.

Keep your eyes on the post, ladies. You will be receiving parting gifts. And, Cassie, I think I need your mailing address, hon. Drop it in the comments section on this page.

The Twizzy is over. I’m extremely proud to say this was the first time anything of this magnitude was put together on Twitter. I am delighted to have had the cooperation of so many authors, journalists, sports writers, literary agents, and publishers. If you’ve not read their books or articles, or followed them on Twitter, why not do so? We’re a literary bunch, after all.

At this time, I’d like to thank each of my Twizzy Stars, because without them, this couldn’t have happened:

Alyssa is an Editor, reviewer, convention organizer, avid costumer. She is always planning something. She Tweets about her interests: cooking, sewing, books.

***The lovely Holly LeCraw was the Twizzy Star of the Week for Game 37.You can follow and find her at @HollyLeCraw and http://hollylecraw.com/Holly is a writer, reader, southerner far from home. Her first novel, The Swimming Pool, is out in paperback from Doubleday.

And my 2 Twizzy Stars kept in reserve were:

Ann Leary@annleary: Author of OUTTAKES FROM A MARRIAGE and An INNOCENT, A BROAD

~ You love them. You’ve read their books or articles. You follow them on Twitter. But how well do you know them and their wicked sense of humor? Play The Twizzy and find out. ~

Happy Monday and welcome to The Final Twizzy. Thank you for all your responses over the past year. I’m glad you had fun and were so competitive with each other! It was terrific for me to coordinate and run. I absolutely adore several of my Twizzy Stars, so I probably enjoyed this far more than you! In fact, I’ll let you in on a little secret, I assigned my favorite Twizzy Stars to my favorite numbers. If only you knew my favorite numbers, you’d know who my favorite Twitter people are, and that would have been a huge help for your guesses. Ha.

This Friday, after I reveal the final Twizzy Star, I will also crown The Twizzy Grand Champion with a sparkly Twizzy tiara. That is the person who won the most games. High-win runners-up also receive special prizes.

Now, are you ready for Game 38? Remember, you’re allowed 1 guess per day.

I’ll give a recap for those of you who haven’t played yet:

In my quest to keep you all entertained, I thought up a quiz. But not just any quiz. That would be boring. This is a quiz where Twitter Stars answer 30 questions. As you’ll see, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill questions. That, too, would be boring.

Originally it was just to be the published authors I interact with but this plan grew and grew. Everyone I asked said yes! So what you have here is a lovely mix of writers – from New York Times Bestselling authors to newly published ones. From sportswriters to freelance journalists. I didn’t stop there though. I asked literary agents and editors, and then it extended to all aspects of publishing – from business development to public relations. I’ve even been lucky enough to snag two British celebrities.

Below is the list of the participants with their Twitter bio and handles. While you go through, you may consider following them, and buying their books or newspapers. These people are awesome, truly. As busy as they are, they took time out to play “The Twizzy” and they answered the questions with such flair that I was laughing each time a new email came in.

Once you’ve gone through the list, take a look at the question and answer session below. You will laugh. The questions will be the same every Monday. Your job is to figure out who from the list answered the questions that week. Include your guess in the comments section here on my blog. I will not post your comments until the winner has been announced. This is because I want you to guess on your own. If by Thursday there is still no correct answer, I’ll give 1 hint. The first correct answer wins a prize. Yes, a prize. They consist of: Seven Souls A Leaping co-written and donated by Kellyann Zuzulo (while supplies last), $15 Barnes & Noble gift cards (with 1 donated by the wonderful Kellyann Zuzulo), or a surprise FANTASTIC hardcover book from my grab bag of goodies from Alyssa Smith. You will have until Friday to guess. Then I will reveal The Twizzy Star of the Week. If you’re not on Twitter, you can still play because you’ve likely read their books or articles, and, as the weeks go on, the list will narrow.

The Twizzy Stars List for Game 38 (Please scroll to the bottom of this page for a list and biography of previous Twizzy Stars. Believe me, I’ve hit the jackpot. They’ve all been AWESOME! Check them and their answers out!)

Catherine Delors@CatherineDelors: Writer, historical fiction (For the King, Mistress of the Revolution.) Loves Paris, history and the 18th century.

Alyssa is an Editor, reviewer, convention organizer, avid costumer. She is always planning something. She Tweets about her interests: cooking, sewing, books.

***The lovely Holly LeCraw was the Twizzy Star of the Week for Game 37.You can follow and find her at @HollyLeCraw and http://hollylecraw.com/Holly is a writer, reader, southerner far from home. Her first novel, The Swimming Pool, is out in paperback from Doubleday.~~~ They are no longer choices for the remaining games of The Twizzy ~~~

~ You love them. You’ve read their books or articles. You follow them on Twitter. But how well do you know them and their wicked sense of humor? Play The Twizzy and find out. ~

Happy Monday and welcome back to another game of The Twizzy! Thank you for all your responses. I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much.

Are you ready for Game 37? Remember, you’re allowed 1 guess per day.

I’ll give a recap for those of you who haven’t played yet:

In my quest to keep you all entertained, I thought up a quiz. But not just any quiz. That would be boring. This is a quiz where Twitter Stars answer 30 questions. As you’ll see, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill questions. That, too, would be boring. As far as I’m concerned, this is the first time something of this scope has been done on Twitter. If it isn’t, I’m sure someone will let me know (but I won’t believe them).

Originally it was just to be the published authors I interact with but this plan grew and grew. Everyone I asked said yes! So what you have here is a lovely mix of writers – from New York Times Bestselling authors to newly published ones. From sportswriters to freelance journalists. I didn’t stop there though. I asked literary agents and editors, and then it extended to all aspects of publishing – from business development to public relations. I’ve even been lucky enough to snag two British celebrities.

Below is the list of the participants with their Twitter bio and handles. While you go through, you may consider following them, and buying their books or newspapers. These people are awesome, truly. As busy as they are, they took time out to play “The Twizzy” and they answered the questions with such flair that I was laughing each time a new email came in.

Once you’ve gone through the list, take a look at the question and answer session below. You will laugh. The questions will be the same every Monday. Your job is to figure out who from the list answered the questions that week. Include your guess in the comments section here on my blog. I will not post your comments until the winner has been announced. This is because I want you to guess on your own. If by Thursday there is still no correct answer, I’ll give 1 hint. The first correct answer wins a prize. Yes, a prize. They consist of: Seven Souls A Leaping co-written and donated by Kellyann Zuzulo (while supplies last), macaroons or starry, starry nights from gesine.com, $15 Barnes & Noble gift cards (with 1 donated by the wonderful Kellyann Zuzulo), or a surprise FANTASTIC hardcover book from my grab bag of goodies from Alyssa Smith. You will have until Friday to guess. Then I will reveal The Twizzy Star of the Week. If you’re not on Twitter, you can still play because you’ve likely read their books or articles, and, as the weeks go on, the list will narrow.

The Twizzy Stars List for Game 37 (Please scroll to the bottom of this page for a list and biography of previous Twizzy Stars. Believe me, I’ve hit the jackpot. They’ve all been AWESOME! Check them and their answers out!)

Catherine Delors@CatherineDelors: Writer, historical fiction (For the King, Mistress of the Revolution.) Loves Paris, history and the 18th century.

Great job, everyone. See you Monday morning for Game 37. And remember, speed counts, follow the rules, and NO, YOU DON’T NEED TO KNOW THE STARS TO PLAY! Guess right away and every day. You might be the next winner.

~ You love them. You’ve read their books or articles. You follow them on Twitter. But how well do you know them and their wicked sense of humor? Play The Twizzy and find out. ~

Happy Monday and welcome back to another game of The Twizzy! Thank you for all your responses. I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much.

Are you ready for Game 36? Remember, you’re allowed 1 guess per day.

I’ll give a recap for those of you who haven’t played yet:

In my quest to keep you all entertained, I thought up a quiz. But not just any quiz. That would be boring. This is a quiz where Twitter Stars answer 30 questions. As you’ll see, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill questions. That, too, would be boring. As far as I’m concerned, this is the first time something of this scope has been done on Twitter. If it isn’t, I’m sure someone will let me know (but I won’t believe them).

Originally it was just to be the published authors I interact with but this plan grew and grew. Everyone I asked said yes! So what you have here is a lovely mix of writers – from New York Times Bestselling authors to newly published ones. From sportswriters to freelance journalists. I didn’t stop there though. I asked literary agents and editors, and then it extended to all aspects of publishing – from business development to public relations. I’ve even been lucky enough to snag two British celebrities.

Below is the list of the participants with their Twitter bio and handles. While you go through, you may consider following them, and buying their books or newspapers. These people are awesome, truly. As busy as they are, they took time out to play “The Twizzy” and they answered the questions with such flair that I was laughing each time a new email came in.

Once you’ve gone through the list, take a look at the question and answer session below. You will laugh. The questions will be the same every Monday. Your job is to figure out who from the list answered the questions that week. Include your guess in the comments section here on my blog. I will not post your comments until the winner has been announced. This is because I want you to guess on your own. If by Thursday there is still no correct answer, I’ll give 1 hint. The first correct answer wins a prize. Yes, a prize. They consist of: Seven Souls A Leaping co-written and donated by Kellyann Zuzulo (while supplies last), macaroons or starry, starry nights from gesine.com, $15 Barnes & Noble gift cards (with 1 donated by the wonderful Kellyann Zuzulo), or a surprise FANTASTIC hardcover book from my grab bag of goodies from Alyssa Smith. You will have until Friday to guess. Then I will reveal The Twizzy Star of the Week. If you’re not on Twitter, you can still play because you’ve likely read their books or articles, and, as the weeks go on, the list will narrow.

The Twizzy Stars List for Game 36 (Please scroll to the bottom of this page for a list and biography of previous Twizzy Stars. Believe me, I’ve hit the jackpot. They’ve all been AWESOME! Check them and their answers out!)

Catherine Delors@CatherineDelors: Writer, historical fiction (For the King, Mistress of the Revolution.) Loves Paris, history and the 18th century.

I had a lot of lucky breaks early on, which helped immeasurably when landing my first “real” editorial job. I landed an internship at NIST’s e-book conference while in high school, which allowed me to meet-and-greet some giants in the field at a very young age. I ended up with two more internships immediately out of college, and one of them turned into my first full-time gig.

As for the second part of your question, a definite yes—I’m certainly not in it for the money!

2. Have you any advice for people who would also like to do your line of work?

Be enthusiastic. If you love what you do (or want to do) it shows, and will give you an edge over someone with the same amount of experience.

3. Are you known by any nicknames?

I have lots of nicknames as a result of my gaming name (which is still my Xbox ID).

4. What song’s your tearjerker?

An instrumental version of Greensleeves is sure to make me feel terribly mournful. It played in the background while I read a very sad part of a book as a child, and songs that are tied to a memory (especially one when I am reading) resonate very strongly with me.

In case anyone was wondering which book: it was Lloyd Alexander’s The High King, and the part in particular was when Fflewddur cast his harp into the fire.

5. Do you like capers?

Does anyone not? (***Note from Denise: One of the many reasons I adore you.***)

6. Any food you must have?

My morning coffee is terribly important during the work week.

7. Pet?

Although I have no pets currently, in the past I’ve been the owner of several parrots and I intend to adopt another when the time is right.

8. How do you feel about the word “carbuncle”?

The word itself is awesome in the same way that melancholy, troglodyte, and sasquatch are. Carbuncles themselves are not as sexy.

9. Favorite stroll?

The path home is nice. I get into a rhythm walking in the city, and sometimes when I reach my destination I take loops around it by the block so I can finish my thoughts.

10. Most embarrassing memory?

I am prone to being injured at places where there should be no possibility of accidents. For example, I managed to fracture my ankle going into a Starbucks to get a coffee—the Friday before starting a new job. There’s no way you can’t NOT show up on your first day of work, so I arrived on crutches and slippers.

11. Biggest pet peeve?

Poor grammar!

12. Who would you like to meet (in any time period)?

This was a question I was asked during my college interview, and I wanted to meet Alexander the Great. I still do – I think he would just exude charisma. (***Note from Denise: Yes.***)

13. Who bugs the crap out of you?

Anyone who is oblivious to the amount of privilege they enjoy. (***Note from Denise: Great answer.***)

14. Favorite book?

Sunshine, by Robin McKinley.

15. Do songs by Nickelback make you want to stuff hot pokers in your ears?

I’m a bit musically-deaf, so no, not really. It sounds very much like everything else being played.

Driving. I dislike the experience of being in a car very much. I’m a tremendously nervous passenger at best.

26. How do feel about cheese? Be specific.

At about age 5, I hid a glass of milk in her room to find out if it would turn into the deliciousness that is cheese. Note: It didn’t, and in fact I had entirely forgotten about the experiment until my parents went hunting for the source of the smell.

I adore all kinds of cheese—from the super-fuzzy and green gorgonzola to the classic Jarlsberg. There’s nothing like a good stinky cheese. However cheese is one of those foods that make you wonder about the first guy who tried it.

27. Which 1980’s comedy film is this from: “Where’s the rest of this moose?”

Is it terrible that I have no idea?

28. Foods you refuse to eat?

Eggplant. I’ve tried it in many forms, but I just can’t stomach this vegetable. Its texture is just too much like cow’s tongue. And olives—though I use ample amounts of olive oil when I cook.

29. Where do you stand on Justin Bieber?

(Is the real question where do I stand on Justin Bieber’s FANS?)

I think the guy has a lot of growing up to do. I give him poor odds on making it into adulthood without a serious entitlement complex.

*Bonus*

Finish this quote from a 1980’s comedy: “Generally you don’t see that kind of behavior in _______________.”

A major appliance. (I have this one! Also, you seem to have an obsession with 1980s comedies!) (***Note from Denise: Yes. I do. It’s because I’m OLD.***)

~ You love them. You’ve read their books or articles. You follow them on Twitter. But how well do you know them and their wicked sense of humor? Play The Twizzy and find out. ~

Happy Monday and welcome back to another game of The Twizzy! Thank you for all your responses. I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much.

Are you ready for Game 35? Remember, you’re allowed 1 guess per day.

I’ll give a recap for those of you who haven’t played yet:

In my quest to keep you all entertained, I thought up a quiz. But not just any quiz. That would be boring. This is a quiz where Twitter Stars answer 30 questions. As you’ll see, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill questions. That, too, would be boring. As far as I’m concerned, this is the first time something of this scope has been done on Twitter. If it isn’t, I’m sure someone will let me know (but I won’t believe them).

Originally it was just to be the published authors I interact with but this plan grew and grew. Everyone I asked said yes! So what you have here is a lovely mix of writers – from New York Times Bestselling authors to newly published ones. From sportswriters to freelance journalists. I didn’t stop there though. I asked literary agents and editors, and then it extended to all aspects of publishing – from business development to public relations. I’ve even been lucky enough to snag two British celebrities.

Below is the list of the participants with their Twitter bio and handles. While you go through, you may consider following them, and buying their books or newspapers. These people are awesome, truly. As busy as they are, they took time out to play “The Twizzy” and they answered the questions with such flair that I was laughing each time a new email came in.

Once you’ve gone through the list, take a look at the question and answer session below. You will laugh. The questions will be the same every Monday. Your job is to figure out who from the list answered the questions that week. Include your guess in the comments section here on my blog. I will not post your comments until the winner has been announced. This is because I want you to guess on your own. If by Thursday there is still no correct answer, I’ll give 1 hint. The first correct answer wins a prize. Yes, a prize. They consist of: Seven Souls A Leaping co-written and donated by Kellyann Zuzulo (while supplies last), macaroons or starry, starry nights from gesine.com, $15 Barnes & Noble gift cards (with 1 donated by the wonderful Kellyann Zuzulo), or a surprise FANTASTIC hardcover book from my grab bag of goodies from Alyssa Smith. You will have until Friday to guess. Then I will reveal The Twizzy Star of the Week. If you’re not on Twitter, you can still play because you’ve likely read their books or articles, and, as the weeks go on, the list will narrow.

The Twizzy Stars List for Game 35 (Please scroll to the bottom of this page for a list and biography of previous Twizzy Stars. Believe me, I’ve hit the jackpot. They’ve all been AWESOME! Check them and their answers out!)

Catherine Delors@CatherineDelors: Writer, historical fiction (For the King, Mistress of the Revolution.) Loves Paris, history and the 18th century.

~ You love them. You’ve read their books or articles. You follow them on Twitter. But how well do you know them and their wicked sense of humor? Play The Twizzy and find out. ~

Happy Monday and welcome back to another game of The Twizzy! Thank you for all your responses. I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much.

Are you ready for Game 34? Remember, you’re allowed 1 guess per day.

I’ll give a recap for those of you who haven’t played yet:

In my quest to keep you all entertained, I thought up a quiz. But not just any quiz. That would be boring. This is a quiz where Twitter Stars answer 30 questions. As you’ll see, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill questions. That, too, would be boring. As far as I’m concerned, this is the first time something of this scope has been done on Twitter. If it isn’t, I’m sure someone will let me know (but I won’t believe them).

Originally it was just to be the published authors I interact with but this plan grew and grew. Everyone I asked said yes! So what you have here is a lovely mix of writers – from New York Times Bestselling authors to newly published ones. From sportswriters to freelance journalists. I didn’t stop there though. I asked literary agents and editors, and then it extended to all aspects of publishing – from business development to public relations. I’ve even been lucky enough to snag two British celebrities.

Below is the list of the participants with their Twitter bio and handles. While you go through, you may consider following them, and buying their books or newspapers. These people are awesome, truly. As busy as they are, they took time out to play “The Twizzy” and they answered the questions with such flair that I was laughing each time a new email came in.

Once you’ve gone through the list, take a look at the question and answer session below. You will laugh. The questions will be the same every Monday. Your job is to figure out who from the list answered the questions that week. Include your guess in the comments section here on my blog. I will not post your comments until the winner has been announced. This is because I want you to guess on your own. If by Thursday there is still no correct answer, I’ll give 1 hint. The first correct answer wins a prize. Yes, a prize. They consist of: Seven Souls A Leaping co-written and donated by Kellyann Zuzulo (while supplies last), macaroons or starry, starry nights from gesine.com, $15 Barnes & Noble gift cards (with 1 donated by the wonderful Kellyann Zuzulo), or a surprise FANTASTIC hardcover book from my grab bag of goodies from Alyssa Smith. You will have until Friday to guess. Then I will reveal The Twizzy Star of the Week. If you’re not on Twitter, you can still play because you’ve likely read their books or articles, and, as the weeks go on, the list will narrow.

The Twizzy Stars List for Game 34 (Please scroll to the bottom of this page for a list and biography of previous Twizzy Stars. Believe me, I’ve hit the jackpot. They’ve all been AWESOME! Check them and their answers out!)

Catherine Delors@CatherineDelors: Writer, historical fiction (For the King, Mistress of the Revolution.) Loves Paris, history and the 18th century.

I caught a break in college when a friend of mine internet with my company. He helped me and a couple of friends get in the door, and I stayed! I do enjoy my work, but I think I’m ready to move on, and the lifestyle isn’t always the easiest to live.

2. Have you any advice for people who would also like to do your line of work?

Prepare for crazy hours!

3. Are you known by any nicknames?

(***Note from Denise: This has been removed because it was a dead giveaway. Tough it out on your own, people. ***)

4. What song’s your tearjerker?

Well, songs on the radio probably wouldn’t do it, and it depends on my mood. However, I probably wouldn’t go putting the theme from the Deer Hunter on my music players if I was feeling blue.

5. Do you like capers?

Dom Capers, the former Panthers head coach? Sure – he’s done a great job with the Packers defense : )

6. Any food you must have?

Subs from the White House in Atlantic City. The best ever. I also miss the half smokes from Ben’s Chili Bowl deeply.

7. Pet?

No ownership here. I tend to prefer cats to dogs, but I can put up with the right pooch for sure.

8. How do you feel about the word “carbuncle”?

…I cannot comment on that because I do not know what it means (I could go look it up, obviously, but I’m playing by the rules. (***Note from Denise: +1 ***)

9. Favorite stroll?

Does a bachelor party count? If so, Vegas in Feb ’09 for one of those. Non-bachelor party would be a trip to Chicago later in ’09 to see games at Wrigley Field and The Cell.

10. Most embarrassing memory?

Whatever it is…it probably involved doing something in public amidst co-workers that I probably should have held back on. And I’ve got a few options, believe me.

11. Biggest pet peeve?

Repetition. Hearing the same thing or being asked to do the same thing OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER…

12. Who would you like to meet (in any time period)?

Mark Cuban. And I’d ask him about his time on Shark Tank.

13. Who bugs the crap out of you?

Shia Labouf. Sean Avery. Insert ‘Real Housewife’ here.

14. Favorite book?

I read alot of non-fiction sports, so I will go with ‘Fish Sticks: The Fall and Rise of the New York Islanders,’ which chronicled their resurgance in 2001-02…which was not sustained, unfortunately.

15. Do songs by Nickelback make you want to stuff hot pokers in your ears?

Confession – no. I actually like some of their hits. I enjoy driving to ‘If Everyone Cared,’ ‘Into The Night,’ and the one asking ‘if today was your last day.’ I don’t need ‘How You Remind Me’ or the photograph one.

16. Favorite movie?

Aliens.

17. Is marmite the singular form of marmosets? More importantly, does marmite make you want to vomit?

…this question might be slightly over my head.

18. Favorite quote?

There are too many to commit to long term, but at the moment I will go with: “Fantasy is the new reality.”

19. Favorite swear word?

Fuckstick… can I count that as one even though I added the stick part? I do try to keep it clean though!

20. How do you feel about capybaras?

…what are they?

21. Guilty pleasure?

I watch some odd reality television shows in addition to my normal slate of programming – I’ll go with what I’m watching right now, Tabatha’s Salon Takeover on Bravo.

22. Favorite character?

The late Sgt. James Doakes from ‘Dexter’ on Showtime

23. Do people who say “sammich” make you want to kick them in the crotch?

Not at all. I’m guilty of it too, especially when I’m tired and slurring speech.

~ You love them. You’ve read their books or articles. You follow them on Twitter. But how well do you know them and their wicked sense of humor? Play The Twizzy and find out. ~

Happy Monday and welcome back to another game of The Twizzy! Thank you for all your responses. I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much.

Are you ready for Game 33? Remember, you’re allowed 1 guess per day.

I’ll give a recap for those of you who haven’t played yet:

In my quest to keep you all entertained, I thought up a quiz. But not just any quiz. That would be boring. This is a quiz where Twitter Stars answer 30 questions. As you’ll see, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill questions. That, too, would be boring. As far as I’m concerned, this is the first time something of this scope has been done on Twitter. If it isn’t, I’m sure someone will let me know (but I won’t believe them).

Originally it was just to be the published authors I interact with but this plan grew and grew. Everyone I asked said yes! So what you have here is a lovely mix of writers – from New York Times Bestselling authors to newly published ones. From sportswriters to freelance journalists. I didn’t stop there though. I asked literary agents and editors, and then it extended to all aspects of publishing – from business development to public relations. I’ve even been lucky enough to snag two British celebrities.

Below is the list of the participants with their Twitter bio and handles. While you go through, you may consider following them, and buying their books or newspapers. These people are awesome, truly. As busy as they are, they took time out to play “The Twizzy” and they answered the questions with such flair that I was laughing each time a new email came in.

Once you’ve gone through the list, take a look at the question and answer session below. You will laugh. The questions will be the same every Monday. Your job is to figure out who from the list answered the questions that week. Include your guess in the comments section here on my blog. I will not post your comments until the winner has been announced. This is because I want you to guess on your own. If by Thursday there is still no correct answer, I’ll give 1 hint. The first correct answer wins a prize. Yes, a prize. They consist of: Seven Souls A Leaping co-written and donated by Kellyann Zuzulo (while supplies last), macaroons or starry, starry nights from gesine.com, $15 Barnes & Noble gift cards (with 1 donated by the wonderful Kellyann Zuzulo), or a surprise FANTASTIC hardcover book from my grab bag of goodies from Alyssa Smith. You will have until Friday to guess. Then I will reveal The Twizzy Star of the Week. If you’re not on Twitter, you can still play because you’ve likely read their books or articles, and, as the weeks go on, the list will narrow.

The Twizzy Stars List for Game 33 (Please scroll to the bottom of this page for a list and biography of previous Twizzy Stars. Believe me, I’ve hit the jackpot. They’ve all been AWESOME! Check them and their answers out!)

Marc Carig@ledger_yankees: Real-time coverage of the New York Yankees by The Star-Ledger and NJ.com

Like a lot of things, it took hard work and a ton of lucky breaks. No doubt, I enjoy it. I dig the chance to do something I love for a living.

2. Have you any advice for people who would also like to do your line of work?

Read great stuff then write great stuff. And get ready to work hard for every break.

3. Are you known by any nicknames?

Not anymore. Had a few in college. Those thankfully stayed there. So no, I am not known by any nicknames.

4. What song’s your tearjerker?

The Benny Hill Theme Song

5. Do you like capers?

Yes, though he’s much better as a coordinator than as a head coach.

6. Any food you must have?

Anything out of my Mom’s kitchen, which is why I have forced her to teach me how to make some of our culture’s traditional dishes.

7. Pet?

None here. My family back home still has two dogs, Jack and Piper. I was visiting home recently and caught my mom having a deep conversation with them. She denies it though.

8. How do you feel about the word “carbuncle”?

My doctor used that word with me once at an annual physical. I don’t remember what it means or all the details. But I do recall staring at the ceiling awkwardly, turning my head and coughing. We never spoke of it again. (***Note from Denise: It is 1:12 a.m. and I just cackled.)

9. Favorite stroll?

Ocean Beach, San Francisco, at Sunset. With my love on my arm. (***Note from Denise: awww.)

10. Most embarrassing memory?

High school, 1995, when the crazy goth chick handcuffed me to a desk during Algebra class and forgot her key at home. School security had to bring out the hacksaw and I had to carry the desk into the hallway, just in time for passing period. (***Note from Denise: Omigod. This is the worst one ever. Well, maybe Colleen Lindsay with the skirt tucked into her pantyhose and walking the streets of Paris but this is right up there. Amirite?)

11. Biggest pet peeve?

Bunting early in games.

12. Who would you like to meet (in any time period)?

My great grandfather, when he was young.

13. Who bugs the crap out of you?

Political pundits — of all leanings.

14. Favorite book?

OK. But first, you tell me which one is your favorite kid. See? Not a fair question, is it? (*** Note from Denise: NO. It’s not. Although I give you a point for knowing I have more than 1 child!)

15. Do songs by Nickelback make you want to stuff hot pokers in your ears?

No, just their ears.

16. Favorite movie?

Major League 3: Back to the Minors.

17. Is marmite the singular form of marmosets? More importantly, does marmite make you want to vomit?

Only when they play songs by Nickelback.

18. Favorite quote?

“Don’t look back. Something might be gaining on you.” – Satchel Paige

19. Favorite swear word?

Starts with an F. Ends with an UCK.

20. How do you feel about capybaras?

Cool, as long they do it under their own roof.

21. Guilty pleasure?

The TV show Cheaters, which comes on only in the middle of the night. Oh, and intentionally giving vapid answers on self-quizzes. (***Note from Denise: One of your cohorts answered something very similar at the start of The Twizzy…)

22. Favorite character?

Nick Pappagiorgio

23. Do people who say “sammich” make you want to kick them in the crotch?

~ You love them. You’ve read their books or articles. You follow them on Twitter. But how well do you know them and their wicked sense of humor? Play The Twizzy and find out. ~

Happy Monday and welcome back to another game of The Twizzy! Thank you for all your responses. I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much.

Are you ready for Game 32? Remember, you’re allowed 1 guess per day.

I’ll give a recap for those of you who haven’t played yet:

In my quest to keep you all entertained, I thought up a quiz. But not just any quiz. That would be boring. This is a quiz where Twitter Stars answer 30 questions. As you’ll see, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill questions. That, too, would be boring. As far as I’m concerned, this is the first time something of this scope has been done on Twitter. If it isn’t, I’m sure someone will let me know (but I won’t believe them).

Originally it was just to be the published authors I interact with but this plan grew and grew. Everyone I asked said yes! So what you have here is a lovely mix of writers – from New York Times Bestselling authors to newly published ones. From sportswriters to freelance journalists. I didn’t stop there though. I asked literary agents and editors, and then it extended to all aspects of publishing – from business development to public relations. I’ve even been lucky enough to snag two British celebrities.

Below is the list of the participants with their Twitter bio and handles. While you go through, you may consider following them, and buying their books or newspapers. These people are awesome, truly. As busy as they are, they took time out to play “The Twizzy” and they answered the questions with such flair that I was laughing each time a new email came in.

Once you’ve gone through the list, take a look at the question and answer session below. You will laugh. The questions will be the same every Monday. Your job is to figure out who from the list answered the questions that week. Include your guess in the comments section here on my blog. I will not post your comments until the winner has been announced. This is because I want you to guess on your own. If by Thursday there is still no correct answer, I’ll give 1 hint. The first correct answer wins a prize. Yes, a prize. They consist of: Seven Souls A Leaping co-written and donated by Kellyann Zuzulo (while supplies last), macaroons or starry, starry nights from gesine.com, $15 Barnes & Noble gift cards (with 1 donated by the wonderful Kellyann Zuzulo), or a surprise FANTASTIC hardcover book from my grab bag of goodies from Alyssa Smith. You will have until Friday to guess. Then I will reveal The Twizzy Star of the Week. If you’re not on Twitter, you can still play because you’ve likely read their books or articles, and, as the weeks go on, the list will narrow.

The Twizzy Stars List for Game 32 (Please scroll to the bottom of this page for a list and biography of previous Twizzy Stars. Believe me, I’ve hit the jackpot. They’ve all been AWESOME! Check them and their answers out!)

Marc Carig@ledger_yankees: Real-time coverage of the New York Yankees by The Star-Ledger and NJ.com

I didn’t get serious about writing till I was in my thirties and had no knowledge of the business of publishing, but once I finished a novel, I had some immediate good luck. So the start wasn’t hard. The struggle since has been a bitch and a half. But I love it — love it — and will keep at it till I croak.

2. Have you any advice for people who would also like to do your line of work?

Read!

3. Are you known by any nicknames?

Not currently, but when I was married to my first husband people used to call me “Mrs. Fun.”

4. What song’s your tearjerker?

“Brothers in Arms” — Dire Straits.

5. Do you like capers?

Yes I do.

6. Any food you must have?

Lindt 85% dark chocolate.

7. Pet?

I like cats but am allergic. I’m scared of dogs. Goldfish might be cool but, really, given my work schedule, they’re too demanding.

8. How do you feel about the word “carbuncle”?

You just triggered my gag reflex.

9. Favorite stroll?

Any hill in San Francisco. Sweat hard going up, gasp in awe at the top.

10. Most embarrassing memory?

You’ll have to read the memoir.

11. Biggest pet peeve?

Restaurants so loud you can’t have a decent conversation.

12. Who would you like to meet (in any time period)?

Beethoven.

13. Who bugs the crap out of you?

Liz Cheney.

14. Favorite book?

If I’m in love with what I’m currently reading, that becomes my favorite. Fickle? Yes.

15. Do songs by Nickelback make you want to stuff hot pokers in your ears?

Who’s Nickelback?

16. Favorite movie?

Remains of the Day.

17. Is marmite the singular form of marmosets? More importantly, does marmite make you want to vomit?

I have no idea what’s in marmite (ground up mites from old pillows?), but I’m pretty sure I’d hate it.

18. Favorite quote?

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown.”

19. Favorite swear word?

If you see Kay, tell her I want her.

20. How do you feel about capybaras?

A rat is a rat is a rat.

21. Guilty pleasure?

Napping.

22. Favorite character?

Tom Ripley.

23. Do people who say “sammich” make you want to kick them in the crotch?

~ You love them. You’ve read their books or articles. You follow them on Twitter. But how well do you know them and their wicked sense of humor? Play The Twizzy and find out. ~

Happy Monday and welcome back to another game of The Twizzy! Thank you for all your responses. I’m glad you’re all enjoying it so much.

Are you ready for Game 31? Remember, you’re allowed 1 guess per day.

I’ll give a recap for those of you who haven’t played yet:

In my quest to keep you all entertained, I thought up a quiz. But not just any quiz. That would be boring. This is a quiz where Twitter Stars answer 30 questions. As you’ll see, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill questions. That, too, would be boring. As far as I’m concerned, this is the first time something of this scope has been done on Twitter. If it isn’t, I’m sure someone will let me know (but I won’t believe them).

Originally it was just to be the published authors I interact with but this plan grew and grew. Everyone I asked said yes! So what you have here is a lovely mix of writers – from New York Times Bestselling authors to newly published ones. From sportswriters to freelance journalists. I didn’t stop there though. I asked literary agents and editors, and then it extended to all aspects of publishing – from business development to public relations. I’ve even been lucky enough to snag two British celebrities.

Below is the list of the participants with their Twitter bio and handles. While you go through, you may consider following them, and buying their books or newspapers. These people are awesome, truly. As busy as they are, they took time out to play “The Twizzy” and they answered the questions with such flair that I was laughing each time a new email came in.

Once you’ve gone through the list, take a look at the question and answer session below. You will laugh. The questions will be the same every Monday. Your job is to figure out who from the list answered the questions that week. Include your guess in the comments section here on my blog. I will not post your comments until the winner has been announced. This is because I want you to guess on your own. If by Thursday there is still no correct answer, I’ll give 1 hint. The first correct answer wins a prize. Yes, a prize. They consist of: Seven Souls A Leaping co-written and donated by Kellyann Zuzulo (while supplies last), macaroons or starry, starry nights from gesine.com, $15 Barnes & Noble gift cards (with 1 donated by the wonderful Kellyann Zuzulo), or a surprise FANTASTIC hardcover book from my grab bag of goodies from Alyssa Smith. You will have until Friday to guess. Then I will reveal The Twizzy Star of the Week. If you’re not on Twitter, you can still play because you’ve likely read their books or articles, and, as the weeks go on, the list will narrow.

The Twizzy Stars List for Game 31 (Please scroll to the bottom of this page for a list and biography of previous Twizzy Stars. Believe me, I’ve hit the jackpot. They’ve all been AWESOME! Check them and their answers out!)

Marc Carig@ledger_yankees: Real-time coverage of the New York Yankees by The Star-Ledger and NJ.com

I was very lucky. I scored with my very first novel. I’d written 200 pages of it, got an agent, and sold it to a publisher as the first book in a three-book deal. I was stunned. I enjoy moments of it, but mostly it’s pure torture. Who wants to sit in front of a blank computer screen all day? The best part is typing “The End.”

2. Have you any advice for people who would also like to do your line of work?

Read a lot, especially in the genre or category in which you’re writing. And join a writer’s workshop so you can have your material critiqued by people who will tell you the truth.

3. Are you known by any nicknames?

Yes. my husband calls me a very unique term of endearment but if I tell you I’ll have to kill you.

4. What song’s your tearjerker?

I don’t cry at songs. I cry at movies.

5. Do you like capers?

No.

6. Any food you must have?

Chocolate. Almonds. Preferably together.

7. Pet?

Nope. I’m allergic to cats and my husband says having a dog is like having a baby and we’re too old for that. I’ve suggested a parakeet.

8. How do you feel about the word “carbuncle”?

It makes me laugh. I probably wouldn’t feel that way if I’d ever had one though.

9. Favorite stroll?

Road in Montecito. I try to walk there every afternoon. The beach is on one side and the mountains are on the other. Pure paradise.

10. Most embarrassing memory?

When I met President Clinton. I was invited to a small black tie dinner in his honor right in the middle of the Monica Lewinsky scandal. I was so flustered when it was my turn to shake hands with him that I said, “Hi, Mr. President. Good luck with that impeachment thing.” I’m turning bright red even as I type this.

11. Biggest pet peeve?

People who say they’ll call and don’t.

12. Who would you like to meet (in any time period)?

Clint Eastwood. I have so much respect for a guy with his longevity in the movie business.

13. Who bugs the crap out of you?

Alton Brown on the Food Network. Totally cringe-worthy.

14. Favorite book?

Susan Isaacs’ novel Shining Through.

15. Do songs by Nickelback make you want to stuff hot pokers in your ears?

I’m not familiar enough with Nickelback to care.

16. Favorite movie?

“All About Eve”

17. Is marmite the singular form of marmosets? More importantly, does marmite make you want to vomit?

I’ve never tasted it but I have a friend who thinks it’s the most delicious thing ever. (***Note from Denise: I don’t advise you try it. It is repulsive looking and tasting. It ruins everything it touches.***)

18. Favorite quote?

“Some people just aren’t worth the time, honey.” — My Mother (***Note from Denise: I feel quite strongly about this quote. Love.***)

19. Favorite swear word?

Any form of “fuck.” Noun. Verb. Doesn’t matter.

20. How do you feel about capybaras?

I have no idea what it is/they are.

21. Guilty pleasure?

Watching “Days of Our Lives” while I eat lunch.

22. Favorite character?

Yogi Berra

23. Do people who say “sammich” make you want to kick them in the crotch?