WTFO’s First “Golden Alarm Clock” Award

Case in point: Joe “the lying sack of shit who misrepresented himself to Barack Obama and became an instant neoConservative celebrity” Wurzelbacher. Excuse me, I guess he prefers to be called “Joe the Plumber”. Apparently he’s hoodwinked the right-wing media into believing he has something interesting to say, and is actually capable of doing something other than fraud. This is Joe the Dumbshit on location in Israel, where he’s now been pretending to be a war correspondent, commenting on his new-found trade:

“To be honest with you, I don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war . . . . I liked back in World War I and World War II, when you’d go to the theater and you’d see your troops on the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for them,” he said in an interview with the Associated Press.

So, does he, in fact, have anything interesting to say? Anything at all about the “regular Joe” perspective on the Israel-Hamas conflict? Based on the clips we’ve seen, that would be a resounding “No”. The man can’t even distinguish between propaganda and journalism. He’s a brainless prat.

Before he left he was asked if he felt that he was in any danger. His reply?

“Being a Christian, I think I’m pretty well protected by God.”

So now the guy who misrepresented himself as a plumber is now visiting Israel misrepresenting himself as a reporter. And misinterpreting Christian theology in the process. What a wonderful ambassador for our country.

Joe “the Plumber” Wurzelbacher, continuing to push the snooze alarm on his 15 minutes of fame. For this he wins my first ever “Golden Alarm Clock” award.