______________________Fandangling across the moony sky,went the Beezee bold as brass,side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.~Joe________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!

WHY DON'T YOU EXIST? WHY DO YO NEED TO TO BRING MY WALLET TO WORK? WHY?

____________________________________________________I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com

Why did you have to be so enticing in the store and so unappealing once I got you home? I do know that molasses is the thing that makes brown sugar, well, brown, but does the end result have to be so overwhelmingly molasses tasting?

Also, ice cream should be smooth. When I stick my spoon in this stuff I get fractured layers. Also also, it left a thick buttery film on the spoon.

I dislike wasting my money on unappetizing food.

Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.