"Do you sort of kind of know some of the rules of football? If yes keep reading. If no...well also keep reading! We will take ANYONE."

And the poster truly means anyone.

"We can teach you the basics....throwing the ball to the guy who has the same color shirt as you. Throwing the ball reasonably close to a receiver that's WIDE OPEN, throwing the ball more than 3 yards on 3rd and 16."

Well, maybe not everyone. He or she did have a few restrictions on a good fit for the position.