Behold, the inevitable parody of Dove's "Real Beauty Sketches" campaign. Watch as men brag about their most beloved physical traits, only to have their egos slain by female strangers. It's magical. [YouTube]

Can't get enough of the double-letter trend? Now you can drink your BB—beauty beverage, that is. The antioxidant-rich rooibos blend is designed to hydrate skin, promote healthy digestion, and remove toxins. Also, it tastes like grapefruit. We'll allow it. [Style]

Jennifer Lawrence knowingly gazed off into the distance for her cover of Time's 100 Most Influential People issue. With her bare face and Katniss waves slicked back, she looks awfully pretty—and intimidating. Jodie Foster, who directed J. Law in the 2011 drama The Beaver, spoke thusly of their meeting: "You'll remember when you first felt it, how you were stuck to one spot like a small animal considering its end." I guess? I just watched the new Catching Fire trailer and didn't pass out or anything. [Time]

Looking for something to do tomorrow? May I suggest a crafternoon with some girlfriends? In just 600 hours, and with 30,000 crystals, you could whip up a glittery bodysuit just like the one Beyoncé wore to launch her Mrs. Carter World Tour in Serbia. Designing duo The Blonds asked artist Tamara de Lempicka to add protruding nipples. I will be wearing mine to brunch next Sunday. [WWD]

You may think you know how to apply your eye makeup. (I mean, I'm sure you do—it's not rocket science, etc., etc.) But our homegirls a few floors up at Glamour shared some tips for making your eyes look extra big that I'll be trying tonight. Chances are you already have everything you need in your makeup bag. [Glamour's Girls in the Beauty Dept]

File under "Let's please not add up how much time I've spent painting my nails": women's beauty habits by the numbers. For example, "Women rack up 294 days in a lifetime perfecting [their hair]." [Telegraph]

I love the playful, sibling-like relationships of lady mags and their dude counterparts. The babes at Jezebel (true altruists, it must be said) slathered tinted moisturizer all over the faces of their friends at Deadspin. I'll come right out and say it: They looked better! More radiant! Yet still natural! Bottom line, Scott Disick isn't wrong about everything. [Jezebel]