SOAPVILLE'S favourite thing in soaps is seeing people take revenge when they've been (allegedly) wronged, so we've been glued to Emmerdale all week. And say what you like about Charity (pictured), she certainly doesn't do things by halves. (Although she might want to re-think her black eyebrows/blonde hair combo... not a good look.)

Char's out to get Sadie for sabotaging her wedding - and, indeed, marriage - to Tom, and Tom for allowing her to do it. (Has she seen Tom? She should be grateful!) So she slept with Tom's son, coincidentally Sadie's husband, Jimmy. For starters.

The poor, deluded, craggy-faced fool believed her when she pronounced him "fit" and even provided a selection of sandwiches "for after" the first time they Went Upstairs. (Emmerdale's on at 7pm remember, this is as X-rated as it can get.)

Once Charity had hooked him with her womanly charms, she booked the penthouse of a posh hotel and lured Jimmy up there by doing her hair in ringlets. (Maybe he has a thing for Shirley Temple?)

Ninety-eight rounds of sex later, Charity asked: "Much better that what you're used to, yeah?" And even though she was leading the witness somewhat, Jimmy agreed, "No contest".

Then he began pillow-talking, as you do, about how he'd "like to strangle" his wife, how everyone would be better off once Tom had "croaked it" and dished a few family secrets.

So Charity looks like she's going to have the last laugh, especially as minutes later she revealed herself to be the Yorkshire Dales' Paris Hilton. She sent Jimmy out for a Coke - and, as soon as he was gone, checked the video camera at the end of the bed. Oops.