I have lit myself on fire (I'm in a Darwin Awards book), been on stage with Penn & Teller, TV with Super Dave Osborne, scored at Maple Leaf Gardens, "sold" music to Kevin Smith, been in a commercial, and appeared homeless in a rap video. I'm a huge fan of golf, hockey, science, the Oxford comma, and equality. I currently write, create, and eat snacks.

Pages

Books

Below is a listing of all my available published work, whether it is part of an anthology or a collection or a novel of my own. Clicking the cover or the title links will take you to a page that will list a synopsis of the book as well as all the available formats.

With his mother upstairs on life support and his personal life hanging on by a thread, a New York City elite finds himself trapped in his building's high-tech elevator where his ego is shattered as he is forced to witness a series of events that upend his perception of reality.

Bent But Not Broken is a heartfelt journey of our daughter and family as we navigate the healthcare system from diagnosis to surgery and beyond. Follow us as we use our own words in blog posts and through an emotional and gripping narrative that puts you by our side through all the ups and downs, challenges and successes, of an experience that changed our lives and taught us that compassion and love builds strong communities, even stronger families, and that true strength comes from the most unlikely sources.

While I did not receive any writing credit for my contribution, I did get a free copy of the book and a t-shirt. This book contains my first published words (around 500 of them, actually). Who would have thought that lighting one’s self on fire could be so funny? You can read my story on the Darwin Awards website under the title The Barbequed Chefor buy the book and read the whole collection (it's hilarious in an "OMG human civilization is doomed" sort of way).