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Codename: SulphurSufferSafar

The Haryana Akhil Khap Panchayat Dal has agreed to sponsor a mission to Venus (Shukrayaan) if it takes away all jeans-wearing girls to the hottest planet in the Solar System. (No, that’s not Mercury, even though it’s closer to the sun.)

In a rear public display of decency (PDC), the opinion of the aforementioned girls was sought. They agreed to embark on this voyage on the condition that dish-from-China-that-causes-hormonal-hijinks is served on board. The Khap Dal declined their obnoxious demand and has decided to use stuff that it knows will work: laathis.