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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

“Next time I send a damn fool, I go myself.”

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night, the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish.

If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.

You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.

When I was growing up, my mother’s best dish was store-bought Entenmann’s chocolate chip cookies.

Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the

lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.

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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”

Some people just have a way with words, and other people … oh … not have way.

Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and profanity.

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn’t that be an even number?

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me $85. That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.

I don’t want to brag, but I do speak pig Latin; I mean, I’m not fluent, but I’m sure if I ever went there, I could get by.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Strong people don’t put others down. They lift them up and slam them on the ground for maximum damage.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I’m a mile away and I have his shoes.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.

Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.