Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Nothing to laugh about here -- this one we will all be sad about. All of us. Because it’s almost over for them. After rising together and stabilising together and conveniently finding a home together, where you’d think work would be so much easier, and having the babies too, they’re close to formally ending it, and there may be an announcement soon...which, well, if you look at him it doesn’t seem to have affected him physically. Everyone says he really cares about his appearance these days, more than ever, and is looking hotter than ever. Or, as one person put it, “hot all of a sudden”. Emotionally too he hasn’t let on that there’s anything wrong. For what it’s worth, I’m told there was no third party involvement. Perhaps that means it’s amicable, just the end of their story. Perhaps we’ll be more choked about it than they are. As I drench my waffles in more maple syrup.

Okay, the waffles comment couldn't have been completely random, right? Maple syrup... possibly a Canadian couple?

And Ms. Valerie, I'd have to argue against James McAvoy only because he's always been hot! :)

Anyone remember if Lainey's mentioned anyone becoming "hot all of a sudden"? Other than the actor who plays Neville in HP (whom I believe to be single anyhow and far too young for kidlets) I can't recall anyone else...

OMG @Lazy! Between you and @debbie, I think you've (sadly) got it!! Totally forgot about Amy's waffle love on P and R! Waffles + Maple Syrup = Amy and Will. Darn. Will IS hot, though. And just in time for the Arrested Development continuation (can't wait!!).

Midwestdreamer, you are so right, he never stopped being hot for a second :) Okay, this is REALLY out there, but what if waffles is a hint to Beyonce and J-Z? http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/21615/Smutty-Tingles-for-October-20--2011 They started dating in 2002, so I guess they didn't really "rise together", though.

Lainey's a notable hockey fan and the waffles mention is a dig at the Toronto Maple Leafs (which is Will Arnett's home team). Fans were throwing waffles on the ice to show their frustration with the team never making the playoffs or choking once they got there:http://sports.nationalpost.com/2010/12/10/why-throw-waffles-at-the-maple-leafs/

I wish I wasn't thinking this, but someone who seems to fit all the clues would be Michael J. Fox/Tracy Pollan. He's Canadian, a comedian, looked surprisingly good at the Olympics, has been with her since near the beginning, has kids, there was a mention about the breakup not seeming to affect him physically (an odd thing to say), and it will break everyone's heart.

I popped over here as soon as I saw Lainey's riddle and it looks like you all thought the same as me.... :( First thought was Will Arnett and Amy Poehler. Lainey's right. I probably will be more sad than they are about it.

I ran into Will Arnett at a bakery last month and my first reaction was "when did he get so hot!?!" . He looked really good...tanned and toned. Lainey's mention about "hot all of sudden" made me think of Will Arnett immediately. Then the other clues seem to fit "waffles, nothing to laugh about, babies. rised together". Also finding a home together .. For a while they both lived in opposite coasts while working. ;(

Sadly, I agree it is likely Will and Amy. To add to all the comments here, Amy has been quoted as saying she initially met Will just as he was coming out of his "drinking period." He himself has acknowledged that he is a recovering alcoholic...

So not only did their careers take off together, the marriage helped them "stabilize" together emotionally.

MBC, she is referring to the "not a doting mother" blind already revealed to be Heidi Klum. As well as ignoring her kids, she also treats her employees badly. Apart from her bodyguard who rubs her feet (amongst other things!)

I don't know, I thought that picture was pretty germane to the question Sasha was answering about dating short men, since he's noticeably shorter than his wife. Plus that was from yesterday, not today.

Lainey said we'd know the answer to a blind riddle today. I assumed she meant this one, because she said we'd be sad. I haven't seen anything break today that's obviously related to any of Lainey's blind riddles, though.

I didn't take it to mean the reveal would be in Smutty Tingles either - I thought she meant a celebrity's publicist would be releasing a statement to entertainment news outlets later in the day. But I kept checking TMZ and People all evening and didn't see any big stories that could conceivably be related to a Lainey blind riddle.

Sisters, Lainey posted a few very brief blinds in her Oct 11th Shout out if you want to post: have been holding back a story about a sexy older movie actor who’s running out of money and has been offered a tv series several times but he thinks it’s beneath him. And there’s one about a girl who got married but disinvited a friend, also former colleague, from her wedding because the friend hooked up with her ex. And one of my favourite stories is about how one of the most powerful, acclaimed actors in the business hates his younger counterpart, even though he chose him to be in his movie, because the younger one is way too arrogant and precious about his talent. Senior refers to him as “the kid who isn’t American but somehow talks like DeNiro 1976 -- f-ck him”. That cracks me up.

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