1. Gun Free Zones – This should be “victim disarmament zones.”
2. Assault Weapons – Self-explanatory. My Titanium Spork may be tacticool, but it’s not being used to assault people. Just jello.
3. High Capacity Magazines – 30 rounders are standard capacity magazines. People can reload anyway.
4. Gun Control – Tyranny. Infringement. Enslavement. Those should be the replacement terms.

I bought a gun one time because I was told it was a tack driver. The next day I tried to use it to tack down insulation in my crawl space. It was really loud, and boy o boy, was my wife mad about all the extra holes in the floor.

Wow, there’s 5 minutes of my life, completely wasted. For the record, if you don’t know what a mule is, or why getting kicked by a large ornery animal hurts, then you should pay your parents back every dime that they spent on your education.