A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile.. The Surprised Wife asks, Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today? Husband says, ?No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P […]

A Person Went to his Neighbour, Where an Old Couple Lived. He Went Inside Where he Found that the Old Man still called her Wife with Cute Names like Sweety, Honey, Jasmine etc. Man to the Old Man: It’s sweet… After 70 Years you still call your wife with such Cute Names. The Old Man […]

A husband (who forgot his wife’s birthday) said: ‘How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?’ 🙂 . When you feel embarrassed about something, a diplomatic answer is always helpful 🙂

If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz – 1-Where are u going ? 2-With whom ? 3-To discover what ? 4-Can I come ? 5-When are you coming back ? 6-Can’t you work from home?, 7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well? 8-What will you bring for me? 9-Do […]

I met a man who had been married for 66 years. “Amazing..66 years!” I said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?” “Well, It’s like this…The man makes all the big decisions… and the woman just makes the little decisions.” I responded, “Does that really work?” “Oh, yes” he said proudly…”66 years, and […]

Wife called Her Husband..!!! Wife : Honey,where are you? Husband : I’m at the bank. Wife : Dear, please I need 3000 bucks to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband : Sorry, I meant I was . . . . at the “bank” of a river. […]

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, […]

Sunnys teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying,Sunny seems to be a very bright boy but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. The Mother wrote back the next day, If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father….