Tag: Alison

ATTENTION! This review contains some strong language and (obviously) spoilers from the 18th episode of season 7 of Pretty Little Liars. You have been warned!

Okay so, I’m back from episode 18. And I’m really upset because I saw a spoiler while on twitter. I managed not to read any spoilers during these past few months, and of course I did it on the third to last episode. Anyway, let’s get into it!

Already from “the previously on” I know that there’s going to be Toby in this episode because when they bring back into the “previously on” characters I haven’t been in the show for a while, it means they are on the episode. And this upsets me quite a lot: I WANT THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!!
Speaking of people who are back, Ali is in the house!!!

It still feels weird for Emily and Ali to be together as I was so used to Emily and Paige and I shipped them so much. I wish they would have stayed together.
And now the police have search warrants for the girl’s flats. At least Marco hasn’t appeared yet I would’ve been so fucking pissed. But he’s not longer on the case!
The police woman who used to investigate all the cases related to the girls is back. Marco is gone I’m so happy I don’t want to see your stupid face anymore.

Aria as the villain is something that I really can’t get behind of. It just seems innatural and forced. And so close to the end of the serie, depicting her as in evil character is absurd. I’ve said this before and I will continue saying this until the end of the show (in two weeks): RIDICULOUS.

So then Emily and Alice and tell their friends live been sleeping together and that they are actually a couple. And there is literally no reaction. NOTHING.

One of the craziest thing that happened is that Mona barged into the room and told the girls but I has been working with A.D. .

She had a couple of episodes to say this and she decided that this was the best time? I think everything is happening very very quickly and they could have spread it across the season and deleted all of that bullshit that they put in those “filler” episodes.

But my favourite thing in this ep is definitely Toby’s appearance. He looks like a poor and trashy version of a real man like Nick Offerman.

Thinking of meeting with A.D., Aria goes to a hidden location in the middle of the wood but instead of the person who has been terrorising them for ages, she finds her friends who have set her up. Obviously, they get really really angry and Spencer and the conversation with “we’re done”.
Very dramatic…

Anyway, she tells her friends the reason she has been working with A.D. It’s because when they found out about Ezra’s book about Alison, she wanted to get back at him so she filed a police report saying that she had been taken advantage of. Isn’t that stupid? She is now marrying the guy she filled in a police report about. Of course the police is going to be suspicious! This show amazes me every single time!

But they are called back to the police station where Detective Tanner (see?! I remembered her name) shows them a piece of glass from the windshield of Archer’s (ICYMI, it’s Alison’s dead husband) car. And this piece of evidence has blood on it.
They are definitely in big trouble…

At the beginning of the episode, A.D. sent the girls a phone with a countdown clock. We don’t know what that means, we don’t know what the countdown stands for. It is actually frustrating. I hate it.

But let’s not forget what I’m most looking forward to find out. I want to know who the baby daddy is! Why can’t they just tell us!?

Now Spencer is confronting Aria for all the bullshit that she did. I was expecting so much drama but they don’t yell at each other, they don’t say anything. But then Detective Tanner comes in and gives back all of Aria’s belongings to her and of course, Spencer is pissed.

Wait! Now she’s telling Ezra what she did and he knows about the report? He’s not angry? Why aren’t they fighting! I just want them to lash out at each other so bad.

Everybody stop everything that you’re doing: Hannah and Caleb are getting married. Like, right now. And now Mrs Marin is here! It’s sooo cute! I can’t believe it but I am actually happy about this. I’m so glad they’re getting married without a pompous Ceremony. No white gown, no cutesy lovey-dovey shit, no stupid vows…

Exactly the opposite of the following scene with Alison and Emily.

But wait, the romantic shit is not over yet. Spencer went to Toby’s cabin for whatever reason. I just can’t look at him with that beard. It’s really really ridiculous. Getting together in this episode means they have literally no morals. He has just lost his fiancée in a car crash that he was driving. And now she’s pulling moves on him. Yes, they are smooching. No wait everybody is smooching and having sex. Why? Literally everybody!!! Not a fan of this scene.
Except the Hannah and Caleb part, because that is actually very very cute… 😍😍

Time is running out! The countdown is about to hit zero and I can’t wait to see what happens next.
But Spencer smashed the phone! Is she stupid?!

And Aria is now volunteering to turn herself into the police and committing a murder? But now A.D. tells her that she has limited freedom and that she has won the game?

Oh look! A Samsung galaxy has exploded!

Who is in her trunk?! ARCHER?! And now she’s been pulled over by the police? I am loving this so much.

So is Mona actually the villain? Is she A.D.? Because frankly I don’t believe it.

The trash is back, baby! I’m not a huge fan of this half of the season. There is so much stuff we should be worrying about and instead the writers are focusing on bullshit nobody cares about. (See: Yvonne).

What are A,D.’s motives? Where are Aria’s parents? Don’t they have jobs they have to get back to? What about Lucas and Hannah’s fashion firm? There are so many questions!!! And only 2 episodes left!

I’m baffled.

Hope you’ve enjoyed this long review and please let me know of any other trashy show I should watch because I am in need of some bad television.

ATTENTION! This review contains some strong language and (obviously) spoilers from the 17th episode of season 7 of Pretty Little Liars. You have been warned!

I feel like my latest posts have been only about this show, but I promise: I intend to broaden my orizon and post about something else. In just a couple of weeks the entire series is coming to an end. I have to admit: I’m pretty sad. What other trashy show should I start watching? Please help me. I need my trash. (And one hour and a half of “Th Bachelorette” does not even begin to scratch the surface. ❤

Without much ado, let’s drive straight into the episode!

Right from the first shot, the tension between Aria and Ezra was palpable. That whole dancing thing was unbelievably awkward. Finally he starts asking questions: just not the right ones.

WAIT!! Aria has “How I Met Your Mother”‘s Ted’s red cowboy boots!!! I’m certain that under the sole there is the tag: “Property of Ted Mosby” 😂😂😂

So, let me recap: AD is blackmailing Aria because of a report she filed against Ezra when they were student and teacher. Great.

MARCO! Why are you here? Please disappear. But for the first time he asked the right question: “Why does Caleb live in a hotel?”

And Alison is in New York. Thank God, one less problem.

On a side note, when Mona said: “What did I miss?” and I started singing Hamilton. Lin-Manuel Miranda and Daveed Diggs, I love you both.

I am so disappointed in Aria. I truly am. She was never my favourite character. I loved her relationship with Ezra, but let’s face it. She has terrible judgement.

I love Mona. Please, tells us about Emily and Alison’s baby daddy! I desperately want to know.

I am convinced Hannah is beginning to see through Aria’s bluff.
And Spencer has found the phone that Aria planted in her house!

I have been waiting 3 episode for a big fight between Aria and Ezra, or at least some kind of confrontation. AND I THINK IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING. I’m through the roof.

NO WAIT.
But they are not fighting. He is just misinterpreting everything! This is unacceptable. And now they ae hugging. Great.

Why? Why are they bringing up Spencer and Caleb relationship? I have been trying to forget about it since it ever happened! Of course I basically shouted when Mary appeared on Spencer’s backseat. And really cannot care less about the entire conversation.
So Spencer’s dad and Alison’s mother tried to kill Mary with some pills. That’s it. NOBODY CARES! TELL ME ABOUT THE BABY DADDY!!

And what’s with the awkward conversation with Hannah, Caleb and Ashley? And the bullshit excuse he gives? Come on! So sappy! I want to puke. *eye roll* 🙄
WHAT?! WHAAAAAAAT?! HE PROPOSED?! In front of her mother? And the looks they gave each other? To me, it was the physical rappresentation of sadness.

But wait the surprises are not over! Aria has a weird musical dream in a prison. Every episode I tell myself that the show cannot get more ridiculous, but it does! I love it so much.
With the Elvis rock and roll music. It was so bad. Never have I see such bullshit. They did a similar thing once: Spencer having flashbacks or having black and white dreams. But they were all wearing clothes from the 40s… This show is so ridiculous. Nobody can keep the “facts” straight.

Uh! They are going to tell us the name of the baby daddy! Ehm no well, the ID number but still. Maybe by next episode we will have an answer.

I really want to storm off like Mr Hastings did! I want to yell, scream and then storm off slamming the door. I came close one day when a friend got me unbelievably upset, but I’ve never done it! And I desperately want to!

What is with Caleb and Hannah and the tent. It is not romantic. Do you know how warm it gets with two people in that small shitty tent? It’s not just that!! She took a piece of paper from the sigars and used it as fake wedding rings? I hate it. I was about to write that the tent scene was cute, but now.. EW.

Mary looked very disappointed when Spencer said she wouldn’t leave. And it was so sad when Spencer referred to Mrs Hastings has her mother in front of Mary. And she gracefully took it. She might be crazy but at least she has integrity.

Uuuuh! What is Mona hiding?
Is she AD?

What?

No!!!

This is stupid.

(Of course she is not AD. They just want to build suspence and make us think she is AD. Oldest trick in the book. Nobody is fallin for that.)

There is no doubt that my favourite trash thing in this episode was the musical/dream. Why did they think that it would be good? BECAUSE IT IS NOT.

But at the same it soooo is.

There are only three episodes left and there are so many unanswered questions. Frankly, I believe they are going to leave us hanging. It is impossible that they will wrap up all of these shenanigans in ony three 40-minutes episodes. What I really want to know is: WHO IS THE BABY DADDY? PLEASE TELL ME!!!

ATTENTION! This review contains some strong language and (obviously) spoilers from the 15th episode of season 7 of Pretty Little Liars. You have been warned!

The episode opens with Emily and Alison talking about the pregnancy and they decide to get some tests done and see if everything is ok.

Aria video chatting to her self was the creepiest thing ever… even creepier than the Hannah Doll in the last episode.

Lucas has gotten himself into this whole mess… From season 1 they cast a gloomy and sketchy vibe on him. He was always a bit weird and distant.

Noooooo! The cop is back again! PLEASE, stop! Can we please eliminate him from the show? Uh! But he is starting to doubt Spencer… interesting. Actually not really. No. Not at all.

But let’s talk about the most hilarious thing in the episode and probably in the history of the show:
Toby and Caleb in a cabin. Fishing. WHAT. I had Homeland flashbacks with Carrie and Brody…

…. and now I’m crying.

Ezra and Aria’s awkward relationship is just… well, awkward. I can’t watch their scenes without feeling some kind of discomfort. And now she reveals information to the enemy. Aria, don’t be the weakest link. PLEASE.

My million dollar question is: who the fuck is Emily and Alison’s baby’s father? This is what I’m really interested in.

And now Hannah is ALSO thinking of having children? Wow.

So they decide to spy on Lucas and they find a comic book. Seriously. Let’s stereotype the nerds. Thank you.

Aria being a bitch is just not credible. And I’m tired of this. TELL ME HOW THIS ENDS!!!! DON’T DRAG THIS FOR ANOTHER 5 EPISODES!

Wait. Now Emily wants Alison to have the baby and raise it? Awwwwwww! I don’t think they should be together like the majority of the fandom (I prefer Emily and Paige) but this is so strange! Asking your friend to have your baby?

Now Emily wants Alison to have the baby and raise it? Awwwwwww! I don’t think they should be together like the majority of the fandom (I prefer Emily and Paige) but this is so strange! Asking your friend to have your baby?

Paige is leaving?! Nooooooo! I liked her! She is such a good character! Who made these decisions and why are they fucking everything up?

And now Ezra?! They are so going to break up their engagement. I feel sorry for them. Is it bad that I wanted them to scream at each other and yell? They should let themselves go and let their feelings out.

Oh no, the cop is sticking his nose into other people’s business. It’s his job, but he hasn’t done it for the entirety of the season and he is waking up NOW? I hate him so much.

What is Paige doing at Ali’s house? This whole interaction was gibberish. I wanted Emily with Paige and not Ali!!!!!!! I am officially disappointed.

WREN IS BACK?! And his horrible British accent. I LOVE England and the British accent but his just irritates me. It’s that too posh and with the “t” sound that drives me crazy.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:

Ali is having the baby. Frankly now there is almost nothing that can surprise me.

Ezra came back to the flat. And she apologises to him? How are they so calm? And most importantly why? I definitely would not have been.

A couple of sentences ago I said that nothing can surprise me anymore. But the “evil laughter” at the end of the episode proved me wrong. What the fuck was that obscenity!?!?!?!

No. No. No. No.

I love this show. It’s so trashy. Maybe I should try to watch Shadowhunters for the third time, but let’s face it.: I would have to comment on every single thing and every review would end up being a novel.

Hope you liked this post and please let me know in the comments who do you think is Ali/Emily’s baby’s father. I really want to know but I have zero intention of racking my brains.<3

ATTENTION! This review contains some strong language and (obviously) spoilers from the 14th episode of Pretty Little Liars. You have been warned!

I’m back! I resurfaced. Only for today. I had my English exam today and I don’t feel partiularly confident. Anyway, I finally managed to find an hour to edit this post that I reviewed proably three weeks ago. I AM SO BEHIND ON THESE REVIEWS!!! So enjoy!

ERZA! You’re back! Long time no see! The tension between him and Aria. OUCH.

Also, Alison is back! Not sure if I’m happy or not.

WOW! In the first 4 minutes, two characters are back and the cop guy person is in Spencer’s bed… YAY.

Not wait, Spencer’s dad is also back!! The authors and producers finally woke up and realized they only have snot that many episodes left!!! Wakey wakey!

No, I’m serious. What’s happening? So much information in just 10 minutes! I can’t handle this!

“With her being alive, it doesn’t change a thing about how I feel about you.”. Sorry Ezra, but I don’t believe you. Not a single word you said.

And now the board is playing with the liars again! Yay.

Nicole found the book and wrote on it! POOR ARIA! COME ON! Another woman (who was supposed to be dead but actually held captive and tortured) is in love with her fiancé and she can’t deal with it! DUH! Nobody could!

Emily flirting with Paige is stupid and being a bitch to her. She is playing with her feelings and I know it’s going to end badly.

No, wait. Not only they brought back Ezra, Alison and Spencer’s dad… they brought back Pastor Ted! The guy Hannah’s mother almost got engaged to! WEIRD. And obviously, he was hiding Mary. COME ON!

Alison in the maternity shop is creepy. Choosing clothes for the child she does not want or asked for. I felt so sad for her…

Paige, this race thing is the stupidest montage they did on the show. REALLY REALLY BAD. But I’m so happy they are back together!!!!

But the stupidest decision ever is made by Aria: she jumps into a car and meets A.D., who is actually SYDNEY. And somehow I was not surprised. Now A.D. (who is not actually Sydney, BTW) wants Aria to join the weirdos?

Pastor Ted is Charlotte’s REAL FATHER!?! Whaaaat? No wait. Lucas was friends with Charlotte when they were children? I knew that guy had something to hide. (I didn’t. I forgot he ever existed until recently).

So… no… wait… Someone stole Emily’s eggs, fertilized them and used Alison as an incubator? WHAAAAAT? I can’t even. HOW DO THEY DO THIS? Producers and authors I love you.

Spencer’s dad’s story sounds like bullshit. Mary killed Jessica? Didn’t we find out who the killer was? I can’t remember half the show.

Aria, you fucked up. Big time.

Probably the best episode ever. I loved it. It was ridiculous from beginning to end and I adored it. Up until now, I wasn’t sure so many things could happen in a single 40-minute episode.

LOVE LOVE LOVE

I sincerely hope that next episode is going to be just as good as this one.