Finally A Tattoo Worth Getting

I think most tattoos are rather pointless. Not the ones that have personal significance, but the ones no one ever sees because you hide them. Like that pink Free Willy whale you have inked on your ankle. You know the one that’s flopping over the jetty and now looks like a jellyfish because your teenage ankles turned into adulthood cankles? Didn’t think through that one did you?

The whale didn't fail. You failed.

I’d like to introduce to you the most technologically advanced temporary tattoos on the market: QR barcode tattoos. Yup, they’re awesome. QR codes (QR stands for Quick Response) can be encoded to store text like contact information, URLs, you name it. Why is this awesome? I’ll tell you. Let’s say you meet a girl at the bar, things are going well, and you decide you want to get to know them better. Don’t ask for her number. Whip out your shoulder blade and have her scan your QR code that contains all of your contact information. I am willing to bet that 99% of the time the girl will walk away. I am also willing to bet that 99% of the time she will tell all of her friends about you.