In case you hadn’t heard, Taylor Swift and former radio DJ David Mueller are fighting it out in court. He says Taylor lied when she claimed he groped her. She says she has proof, a picture that is the smoking gun. Taylor said the photo captured the moment of her sexual assault at the hands of David, claiming in her video deposition, “Right as the moment came for us to pose for the photo, he took his hand and put it up my dress and grabbed onto my ass cheek and no matter how much I scooted over, it was still there. It was completely intentional, I’ve never been so sure of anything in my life.” She added in court papers, “I remember being frantic, distressed, feeling violated in a way I had never experienced before. A meet-and-greet is supposed to be a situation where you’re thanking people for coming. You’re supposed to be welcoming people into your home, which is the arena for that day, and for someone to violate that hospitality in that way, I was completely stunned.” Taylor fought hard to keep the public from seeing this horrific picture, where she was sexually assaulted, but TMZ released it. And, while we aren’t saying that it doesn’t show some funny business, maybe, it looks about as convincing as the O.J. Simpson gloves. That is to say, women will see a sexual assault (like white people say the gloves fit), and men will see a hand a bit too low (like black people agreed “it didn’t fit, so you must acquit”). No wonder Taylor didn’t want the picture to get out.