Note: To all those who have games currently going with me and I havent replied. Deeply sorry, not intentional. Very busy with personal life, just came our of hospital a few weeks ago. Big curfuffle.

Whats that? Who’s that air-head in my profile pic?.....That would be me.I’m British, but to save your stereotypes –No, I am not from LondonNo, I don’t like teaNo, I do not bum the Queen. To me, she is useless. Nor have I ever worn anything with a Union Jack on it.No, it doesn’t rain everyday here…but it is cold. Its quite funny to see the sun poke out and immediately all Brits start sunbathing in the garden.I have never seen anyone wear a bowler hat.I use British Slang on a daily basis, but nothing like ‘Tip-top’ or ‘Jolly good show’I love Custard. Its odd how many countries don’t have it.I like local ales, but I prefer Cider.I don’t like Fish and Chips, I prefer Pie and Chips…and curry sauce…I don’t own a bulldog.Am I missing any?

Now would you kindly*read the rules below. Would be ever so time saving for both of us if you did. (*Bioshock pun intended) But I know alot of you don't...so Im asking you now before I catch you out and waste both of our time.

Feel free to bring me your plots as long as they pass through my rules. I am also more than happy to brainstorm a plot with you!

Orgasming Ons

Mandatory Traits – Do not contact me if you cannot provide me with these.

Preferred Traits – Things I like but are not necessary

Someone Literate and Advanced.

Can write least 3-5 paragraphs per intro and 3-4 per post with literate & descriptive writing! Have a good grasp of English and grammar

Creative with Characters, Plot ideas and twists.

Give them an appearance, a background, a past and a life. No ‘His name is Bill and he wears red shoes’

Supermutants have grown massively in numbers and are starting to threaten waste landers way of life. They are starting to kidnap, slaughter settlements to build homes, overrun intact buildings and even attack cities. Its now even more unsafe to travel across the wastes.

Pre-Made Plot - Its Valentines day. You open your locker to find a card slipped inside. It signed with a ? and a smiley face but written in a particular way. There is only one person in your year that dots i’s with a circle and that’s the singer and drum player of the schools band.

(This can go many ways. If you are a teacher, then they’d have to show their affections in secret. If you are a popular student, then you could have many cards and presents but chose to act on that one in particular ect ect. Room for lots of things including – Group sex, public…feel free to suggest ideas)

(Can mix non-humans in with it eg: You could be a demon or werewolf ect or I could, or have an all non-human school which my human can accidently enrol in to)

~My supernatural Girlfriend/Boyfriend ~

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(Can be done with Neko-like humans, Furries, angels, demons, nymphs ect)(I normally play a Wolf neko or furry. That is abit clueless and innocent which can cause funny alkward moments.)

You are a college student either living at home or in a small apartment. You struggle with the rent and you are always bulked down by studies. A few months ago while drinking with your friends, you played and won a card game with a stranger. Your prize…a life long partner. You were presented with, what would now be your life long partner and she now lives with you. Problem is, she’s not human! (You can be loyal to her, or not. You can keep her to yourself, or not. Its up to you what you do with her)Can be role reversed into Boyfriend.

~Rich Mans Slave~

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Fantasy and Real life.

(Can be Role Reversed into Rich Woman’s Slave )

Doesn’t have to be furry. Can be a magical being: Angel, Demon…Godess even.

Since the 60s, the Pentagon have been conducting underground experiments on humans and animals, taking children from orphanages to use in their work. All failed until the early 90s, and they managed to start keeping their creations alive by genetically moding the eggs and sperms of humans and animals to accept eachother. Some turned out Neko like others furry like. Of course there were medical complications which took them into the the early 00's to fix, and the fruits of their work became healthy beings. The government then came clean about their experiments and tried to introduce this new race into the world and they were instantly rejected by 95% of the world. Human rights protests broke out and blamed them for playing God. They needed to get rid of these beings and the human rights laws prevented them from 'putting them down'. So, they sold them to people willing to buy them and also buy them out of the credit crunch. You, have just inherited your fathers home grown business and you want to expand on it and make it bigger. Everyone has their own deep dark fetishes and you plan to play on them. You buy either a neko or furry and she loves you deeply for it and wants nothing more than to make you happy. You use her and 'pimp' her out to potental business partners. Have her sit by you as you barter and everyone takes the bait.

You could also buy a male and exploit them both if you wish to play furry too

~Hail My God~

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It started out as small travelling business for healing the disease of death , but the power of necromancy sent him insane, resurrecting the dead for his own desires. Building horrific undead creatures to take over major cities

She decides to fight against him but she can't do it alone. She calls on one of the gods(you) and makes a pact with him to which she gives up her womb to bring you to earth to fight along side her. (Anthro prefered but not required)

Expect - Horror, action and adventure. Mainly for Medieval Fantasy but can switch to Modern on request.

~Pirates~ Medieval or Sci-Fi

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Sci- Fi – You are a feared pirate with many bounty hunters after the billions on your head. You and your crew go through space pillaging government cargo vessels and other ships. Even been known to attack some planets for treasure/guns/money ect. Lately you’ve been having an affair with your Sharpshooter which you both either are trying to hide from the rest of the crew, causing alkward moments (eg: Shagging in the cockpit chair when someone walks in. Luckly the back of the chair is to the door) or is open freely to the crew with your acts (eg: Opening fucking in hallways ect)One by one, each crazy mercenary is challenging your ship, each with its own crazy crew and abilities.

Medieval- A great pirate who stole half of the worlds fortune was killed and the location of his treasure died with him. Luckily, word is spreading among pirates that his daughter is still alive and knows the location of the treasure. You know she works in a pirate bar in London and you find her. After charming her into bed, you have previously drugged her and take her sleeping, spent body to your ship and set sail. Unfortunately, you are not the only people looking for her.

~Tekken~

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You can be an existing character or an OC. (Up to you how you play this, wether you are playing for money or to settle a score or...whatever you want)

The King of Iron Fist Tournament is back and its prize is 100 million. You are a talented hopeful, sitting on the plane to Japan, where the first few rounds are being held. You are presented with a ribbon you must wear around your neck. As soon as you step off the plane, and collect your bag, the preliminaries begin. You can challenge whomever you wish and must retrieve his ribbon in order for you to continue on to the hotel. Those left without, get back onto the plane.

You pick a weakling for an easy fight, and target a young woman who looks out of place. When you challenge her, she gives up her ribbon to you without a fight and announces that she must have gotten on the wrong plane, because she was here to route on a friend. She takes great interest in you after she watches you fight and becomes your die hard fan and pesters you non stop. No matter how hard you try to get rid of her, she always comes back. However, you are not interested in her...you are more interested in the masked women who can hold her own in a fight better than most men.

~Bioshock - Rewritten~

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This will be the overall plot and story of Bioshock, starting from the New Year Riots in 1958 at the Kashmir Restaurant in the Rapture Civil War, then jumping a few years in time to the overall downfall of Rapture, the state that Rapture is in when Jack arrives. But this wont be written with Jack. This will be written with our own OCs. Surviving through the halls of Rapture under the direction of Atlas (no ‘would you kindly’ stuff though). Plasmids and Tonics give you the power to survive…but risk becoming ADAM crazed splicers in the process.Can they survive through the hordes of crazed splicers and prevent being destroyed by the tools that will help them to survive? Will they lose their minds to ADAM or bring the end to Andrew Ryan and Frank Fontane.

~It takes the Hearts of many~

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Medieval or Modern fantasy

There is an artefact that is said to give the user powers of a god. Enough to bring the world to its knees before you and you want it. However, i comes with a price. You will slowly lose your soul and become a mindless puppet for the evil artifact. You beileve you are much too strong for the evil to take hold of you and sure that you will be able to maintain control of it. But its been hidden for many years and no one knows where it is. No one but the followers of the artefact but they are few and far between. Lucky enough for you, a half demon you know is a follower and you 'forcefully demand' her assistance in finding it.

You can be alittle rough with her, perhaps some mild NC.

~Unicorn Mask~

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A nice fluffy medieval fantasy love story for those who fancy it.

You are the king of a large city and you are married to your childhood sweetheart. She is constantly followed by her personal assistant, a young woman in a Unicorn mask. She is forced to wear this mask under strict orders by the Queen, your wife and she is not allowed to take it off until her work is over, nor is she allowed to speak to you without permission. Secretly, she is falling in love with you. However, she has a secret of her own. She is an assassin from the local assassins guild.

~Charcoal Feathers~

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AngelxHuman

Long ago there was a romance between angel and a demon, which bore a child they named Crow. This caused a war between the two to wipe out the other. The child was killed, but the blood lived on 'infecting' a human to remain alive which gives the 'infected' human charcoal coloured wings, and the power to enter the demon and angel realms, but doing so will kill the host.

Lucifer wants her to invade the angels realm and the angels do not want a human to die so one of the strongest angels, a Seraphim, is sent to protect the person until the blood infection leaves the host. Demons of all shapes and sizes will come after her, and she needs a guardian.