IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO HIS ANAL? NO! SAYS THE MAN IN WASHINGTON, IT BELONGS TO THE POOR. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN THE VATICAN, IT BELONGS TO GOD. NO! SAYS THE MAN IN MOSCOW, IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE! >:( I CHOSE TO REJECT THOSE ANSWERS, I CHOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, I CHOSE.......ANAL TEEN CHOICE AWARDS :o

Didn't take long for it this time, maybe a new record. And no. Yanked from the local news broadcast, recorded to my Tivo, transferred to my computer, and uploaded here. I might have uploaded it to YouTube too but the f*ckers are down at the moment.

God I hate comments like the one Father-McKenzie made. Even if had yanked it from youtube, who gives a flying f*ck??? Some people wouldn't go to youtube to look for their funnies and instead would come here. For godssake. Can't you just see the site for what it is?

That's not Fox News, Chav. That's the local Fox affiliate. There's a difference. I'd imagine you only get Fox News over there (or do you?), so sadly you don't get to see the brilliance that is the American local news. For years on Fox Chicago we had Walter "I'll be waiting for you on the White House lawn, Dick Cheney!" Jacobson, who may have been the funniest man on television until he retired.

"That's not Fox News, Chav. That's the local Fox affiliate." Same thing I would've said if Jim Ryan didn't also retire from Good Day New York. Fox is making sure they're all the same. also, Larry Hoff.

You never bend, you never break. You seem to know just what it takes. You're a fighter! It's in the blood, it's in the will. It's in the mighty hands of steel when you're standing your ground. And you never get hit when your back's to the wall. Gonna fight 'til the end, and you're taking it all! You got the touch. You got the power. When all Hell's breakin' loose you'll be right in the eye of the storm. You got the heart. You got the motion. You know that when things get to tough: You got the touch!

It's FOX News, what do you expect? They cover Pedophiles playing DS, Internet Hate Machines, Emo Scene Kids, and still have enough time to find Porn on PSPs, and have the announcer for "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?" do the weather.

If the story was about cakes or baseball (such as "annual (anal) baseball game", I would dismiss this as a mistake. But chances are sex was clearly on her mind which is funny because most of these anchors (and other TV personalities) pretend to be all prim and proper when really they all want to be gangraped by their cameramen, or if male be participating in the gangrape.

" Actually I'm not gone yet. As long as the cable company sits on their *ss and waits, I'll be around when I can. " On the other hand my connection does seem to be running slower than *ss right now, and I can't access half of the internets.