There are now officially more Democrats running for president than there are people in the world

With two more Democrats putting their hat in the ring for the 2020 presidential nomination, researchers have determined that there are more Democratic candidates than there are people in the world–over 8 billion.

“It’s going to be an amazing race,” political analyst Barney Smith said. “The debates are going to take 10 years!”

Each Democrat is offering a few more freebies than the next guy with a grand total of $74 quintillion and counting.

“It’s really anyone’s race. The Democrats feel that if Trump can beat Hillary Clinton, then anyone can win and so anyone and everyone is running. Even everyone’s mother is running for president!” Smith added.

Since it is likely that everyone will vote for him or herself, the only determining factor will be the deceased vote, which played such a big role int he 2016 election.

Genesius Times

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