Nymphomaniac Convention

A man boards an airplane, and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up
and sees the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is
heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over
him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Anxious to strike up a
conversation, he blurts out, "So where are you flying to today?"

She turns and smiles, and says, "To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention, in
Chicago."

He swallows hard, and is instantly CRAZED with excitement. Here's the most
gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him, and she's going to
a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly
asks, "And what's your role at this convention?"

She flips her hair back, turns to him, locks onto his eyes and says, "Well, I
try to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really" he says, swallowing hard. "And what myths are those?"

She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most
well-endowed when, in fact, it
is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess this trait. Another
popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of
Jewish descent who romance women best, on average."

"Very interesting," the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed, and blushes. "I'm sorry," she
says, "I feel so awkward discussing this with you, and I don't even know your
name."