She might live in a house, a very big house in the country but Kirsty isn't above helping some poor first time buyer part with their hard-earned cash for the 21st floor of some tower block in Forest Hill. Yeah, thanks for that. Oh and also, crafts. Just, no.

Aaaaah look at that wee face. Smug, isn't it?

Tess love, you ain't Madonna, so why the enormo shades on a winter's day? Hmmmm?

Not even that comedy nose can make us like him. In fact...

'Did I mention that I used to date George Clooney? Yes, you did.

Even that poor mutt looks like he'd rather be hanging out in a cage down at Battersea than in Adrian's arms.

'Hello? You have a message for me? You don't WHAT?' Hello??' (Phone goes dead).

Let's start with those *checks notes* regular fit jeans. And leave it there.

Sorry Christine but it just feels like we should be grateful that you're even gracing us with your presence and giving up your time to, you know, do your job.

The Coldplay frontman simply takes himself FAR too seriously for someone who writes occasionally good MOR pop songs. Oh, and he's been wearing that same hat for years.

Neck.

There's a very good reason why Peter Andre married - and divorced - Katie Price. He is essentially the male version of her.

We have a feeling Taylor admires herself an awful lot. Look, she's doing it now in the reflection of that photographer's lens.