Take My Wife, Please!

Ever wanted to swap your wife (or your husband)? In this parody of the TV show, six very different couples give it a shot. Each couple is quite different from the couple they swap with, and the setups for each are mostly funny. The sex is good between the pairings and each couple has good chemistry, although the actual sex scenes are short. This is a vaginal-only feature and no condoms are used for those interested. Worth a look if you enjoy parodies and are fans of any of the cast.

I’m not a huge fan of reality TV shows, but I have seen Wife Swap once or twice. The first time it aired, I thought it seemed like a strange concept, and it sounded sexual. Swap wives with someone? Well, sure, but wouldn’t you expect your borrowed wife to do everything your wife did? The TV show, at least in the episodes I watched, didn’t take things that far, but who knows what happened off camera? So a Wife Swap parody did sound intriguing.

The *Official Wife Swap Parody from Zero Tolerance pictures was written and directed by Mike Quasar. It’s presented in HD widescreen, with minimal chapter stops in each scene. The picture is clear and well lit throughout, and the dialogue is easy to hear. Run time for this movie is about 2 hours.

Extras include Behind the Scenes footage, a photo gallery, cum shot recap, trailers for other Zero Tolerance movies, and a full motion chapter menu with auto restart for your viewing convenience.

This DVD comes in a slipcase, with the movie and special features all on one DVD. The front of the cover showcases Kagney Linn Karter and Sara Sloane, while the back is covered with stills from the movie. The cast list is impressive: Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Julia Ann, Kagney Linn Karter, Sara Sloane, Nyomi Banxxx, Marco Banderas, Dane Cross, Mark Wood, Prince Yashua, James Deen, Anthony Rosano, and Rob Spallone. The women are evenly split between trimmed and shaved.

The setup is simple. In each of 3 scenes, couples decide to swap wives (or husbands, really, since the husbands change houses in 2 of the 3 swaps. Each scene starts with each couple chatting to the camera before switching things around. They’re all excited to be on the show, and the couples are quite different from each other to make the swap more intriguing. The couples only perform vaginal sex (sans condoms). The scenes are all decent, with good energy and chemistry between the pairs.

Swap OneFor the first swap, James and LaTasha Jones (Nyomi Banxxx and Prince Yashua) will be swapping with Jack and Diane Hughes (Bobbi Starr and Mark Wood) for two interracial scenes. Both couples go on about how excited they are before they swap, and here it’s the men who switch residences. The meetings and setup go back and forth before the scenes. The first scene features Jack and LaTasha, and the second James and Diane. Both scenes feature fellatio and cunnilingus before sex in various positions with PTM in between. Jack cums on LaTasha’s ass, while Diane takes James’ cumshot in her mouth and on her face.

Swap TwoThe next two couples are the Rob and Marie Small (and their son Joey) from New York City (Sara Sloane, James Deen, and Rob Spallone) and Richard and Barbara Frampton (Julia Ann and Anthony Rosano), the “Framptons from the Hamptons”. The Smalls are pretty argumentative, while the Framptons are more upper class. This time it’s the wives who change residences. Barbara finds the Smalls pretty crass, and Richard has the same experience. The setups go back and forth, before first Richard and Marie, and then (in a twist) Barbara and Joey have sex. Both scenes feature standard positions, fellatio, and cunnilingus, as well as good amounts of PTM and a bit of rimming from Richard. Richard cums on Marie’s face and in her mouth, while Barbara takes Joey’s cumshot in her mouth.

Swap ThreeThe final two couples to swap are Steve and Edie Whitaker (Kagney Linn Karter and Dane Cross) and Enrique and Gloria Banderas (Rebeca Linares and Marco Banderas). The Whitakers are a Midwestern couple, while the Spanish Enrique was a professional matador and Gloria is pretty explosive. Enrique shows up with flowers for Edie, and he admires her house and her before giving her a toe massage. When Steve shows up, he gets spit on before having to try to do the same for Gloria. Enrique gives Edie cooking lessons, and when she asks how she can help, he has her fellate him while having her sample his dinner creation inbetween sucks. Gloria’s attempts to teach Steve to salsa dance lead to their fucking, as do Enrique’s attempts to teach Edie. Gloria is a bit more domineering in her scene, but both scenes feature cunnilingus and fellatio and various fucking positions, while PTM is only in Enrique and Edie’s scene. Steve cums on Gloria’s face and in her mouth, while Enrique cums on Edie’s ass.

Experience

I would have picked this up for Julia Ann, Bobbi Starr, and Rebeca Linares alone – all three of these women are always phenomenal. Also, I really like Prince Yashua. He’s been turning up in more and more porn I’ve been viewing, and he’s great to watch. The setups are fun and entertaining, and the couples really have some stereotypes about who they’re swapping with. With so much setup, there’s a lot of plot and shorter sex scenes than I’m used to watching, but the scenes all have decent energy and the couples seem to be having fun. It would have been interesting to have some follow-up after each scene where the couples talked about their swap and what they each thought of it.

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