: Oh calm yourself Doc M afore you wet your knickers. I don't think there is ANYBODY in the village who believes you COULD be ignored! You CAN be ignomed though. *turning back on her and kicking dirt rearward at her like a bull as he leaves*

: *jeez. some wimmin, ya know? they squash you, whip you, stuff you, drive stakes up your bum and stick you in the lawn.....and then wonder why you would rather hug someone who gives you fudge!: Didn't anyone ever tell this woman about gastrognomeics? That the way to a gnomes heart is to give him wood and feed him?*

: GnomeDome

Oh, I'll give you wood all right. How would you like tohave the starring role in "Gnome of Arc?"