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Saturday, December 01, 2012

LOVE,[1] man's grand delusion that one woman differs from another;[2] a sea of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses;[3] what Plato described as "a grave mental disease";[4] something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener;[5] that emotion which is not true until returned;[6] what we have in common with the residents of all third-world countries;[7] is like measles -- much worse when it comes late in life;[8] the most slippery word in the human language - used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most men to placate the female of the species;[9] the only fire for which there is no insurance;[10] an emotion, even if un-returned, has its rainbow;[11] the crocodile in the river of desire;[12] the only game that two can play and both win;[13] the last and most serious of the childhood diseases;[14] what makes marriage possible -- habit makes it last;[15] is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise;[16] a disease like measles, we all have to go through it;[17] a temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred the disorder;[18] the only game that is never called on account of darkness;[19] the tie that blinds;[20] consists of happiness, given back and forth;[21] the only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from clubs to diamonds;[22] that which makes the world revolve:[23] is really just being stupid together;[24] a situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself;[25] is like a case of the measles -- all the worse when it comes later in life;[26] is a fan club with only two members;[27] the only virtue that can be divided endlessly and still not be diminished;[28] the triumph of imagination over intelligence;[29] the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion;[30] a strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name;[31] is like war -- simple to begin but the devil to stop;[32] is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties;[33] something which creates a religion that worships two fallible gods;[34] a word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence of the old;[35] a situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the same direction life beckons;[36] something which combines the two greatest powers on earth -- war and peace;[37] the balm that heals the wounds that words make.