A Heavenly Super Bowl Party

Best of all, you don't have to die to get to Il Bacio's Ultimate Celebrity Super Bowl Party. All you have to do is show up at the Delray hotspot at 4 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 7, and fork over $20. (General admission is first come, first served; for reserved VIP seating call 561-376-3374.) Then dig into an upscale buffet featuring everything from Calabrese chicken wings, Black Angus burgers and baby back ribs to Caesar salad, penne alla vodka and espresso brownies, suck down tequila drinks courtesy of Corzo Tequila and party with Playboy's "Sexiest Girl Next Door" Leticia Cline and Maxim's "Hometown Hottie" Tami Donaldson.

Oh, yeah. And one bunch of really big guys will pound the snot out of another bunch of really big guys.The festivities will take place indoors and out, with the Big Game
broadcast on a pair of stage-mounted 140-inch TVs with surround sound,
and Cline (in Colts' blue and silver) and Donaldson (wearing Saints'
black and gold) providing color commentary and autographing miniature
footballs (at $5 a pop, proceeds to benefit the Red Cross in Haiti).

Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how you party during the game.