Can you post without attacking people? Lately that's all I see you doing.

Cardinal, I guess you see whatever you're looking for. At least you seem to be ramping down the accusatory hyperbole of 'terrorizing' to the more general 'attacking.' I don't see Cryptofishist's post as attacking anything.

The behavior is strange but what if the guy's really sick? Not mentally but physically sick? Does anyone know him? Has anyone confirmed what he's saying? If his story is legit then the comments I've seen here are cruel.

"Crusty FarkleTush?!"Oooohh! Oh!, you...you...you...you just wait! I oughtta...oooo!...right now, if I could reach through this computer, I'd...I'd...[Ring emits a loud "harumpf!" and walks off in a snit].

[Ring sits in the corner, stroking his chin, steam is wafting out of his ears as we listen in on his thought process]
"Hmm...wait a minute...Donita used the third letter of my middle name to make me 'Crusty' Maybe I can get a cooler first name in her little scheme with the third letter of my actual first name. Let's see, the letter 'R' would make me...'Dorfus'? WTF?! That would make me 'Dorfus Sparkletush?' OK, nevermind...I think I'd rather be 'Crusty' than 'Dorfus.' After all, I guess I actually do feel kinda crusty at times. I've still got to think of a way to get back at Donita though. I'll just bide my time and wait till she lets her guard down, and then...mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha...her ass will be mine!"

I think I'm going out to this year's event with the plan of keeping othereye as my playa name. If I'm given a new one while I'm out there, so be it! As it is, I like that I can just attach little googly eyes to my playa-gifts by way of signature.

Is this dumb? Cool?

"Sometimes, honey, you just have to look reality in the eye and say..... 'what happened to your other eye, dude?!'" - Angela Waversak, as quoted on eriswerks.org

Because I cut up old aluminum pots and pans to make art, my nieces call me "Uncle Clatter". My wife works at a bank, so (insert image of Scrooge McDuck swimming in the coin vault) her nickname is "Auntie Jingle".

Then again, another generator did my Pirate name as was Black Anne Flynt, which led to a whole new (and irrepresibly far more fun) character...

Might even bring the old costume out, tho what should I do with my flyntlock pistole? Arrghhh...

Not to mention it was a lot better than either Pottyshorts (Yeech!) or Snooty (or even the machine generated Bic Flicker).

Oh, I jjust put Bay Bridge Sue in the first name, nothing in the last, and it came back "the Stalker"... Heh heh heh... now *that* one is cool!

Yes, Stick with The Stalker. Bic Flicker is something that refers to a man who stands outside of truck stops. Flicking the bic lighter is a universal signal to the truckers that you are "willing". Enjoy!

well with the name generator i would be butt brush (eh, not really feelin that one), but i really like the new method one sleezy frickenbrains! hmmm.. we just might have a winner.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
-Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy