CELEBITCHY – Here are the 2019 Oscar nominees, notable because this is the first year since the ceremony began that everyone has agreed 100% on all of the movies up for every award

LAINEY GOSSIP – Speaking of the Oscar nominations, Melissa McCarthy was nominated for Best Actress for playing a woman “who’s trying — and failing — to get acknowledgement for her work” in a movie that’s tried and unfortunately failed to build up awards season buzz over the past few months

THE BLEMISH – Chris Brown has been arrested and is being held by authorities in Paris after allegedly raping a woman in a hotel room

REALITY TEA – In a “very easy, painless and awesome experience,” Vanderpump Rules star Scheana Marie had her eggs frozen to make future babies whenever she meets an improved version of departed boyfriend Rob Valletta

VOX – Because consequences are a difficult concept to grasp, apparently MAGA hats are something of a trend for teenagers,

JEZEBEL – You should not have a gender reveal party, but you damn sure should not under any circumstances cook a lasagna the color assigned to your child’s gender and then serve it at a gender reveal party

DLISTED – Anne Hathaway says she’s swearing off alcohol until her two-year-old can legally drink, which tells you how much parenting she’s doing