Item #1: The unveiling of Rosamunde: Mission District has been pushed from January 11th to a January 15th soft launch and a January 18th grand opening. Sausage, soft, launch… these jokes write themselves, people. Let’s just hope this story has a happy ending, hyuk hyuk hyuk. [SFoodie]

Item #2: The fine folks of Weird Fish have officially moved their asses out of Bender’s. Burgers and fried things are to be replaced with sausages, sandwiches, potatoes. Just when I thought I’d left the Eastern bloc behind me! I eagerly await KevMo commentary on this critical update. [Eater SF]