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So, if a doctor was to give you a thorough once over, what do you think he/she would find out about you that wasn't quite right?

You don't have to be 40+ to pick up some niggles so self diagnose yourself here. And give your age also, then we can moan about the state of healthcare in this country. Even if you haven't had the balls to go to the doctors to get that wart struck off your list.

Me; My kidneys are truly fucked. i should have gone to see someone years ago but couldn't be bothered. Now they barely work at all.

I've got two little white weird hard lumps under my eye. I've heard them called calcium spots by some folk and warts by people with less tact.

My arse is more in than out at the moment due to a heavier weekend than normal. Perhaps too much detail there.

Spasms a lot. Apparently it's due to a bit of mild scoliosis. I once spent the whole of a two week family holiday to Florida when I was 12 sitting in an armchair with one of those inflatable travel pillows trying not to move as the pain was enough to almost make me pass out. I kept wanting to watch Animaniacs but if I laughed I'd end up screaming so ended up watching documentaries about the holocaust instead. Kind of like the Ludovico Technique, but a bit less fun.

and a slight niggle in my left knee (i think from it being my standing foot on goal kicks on crappy football pitches) which makes it bend a bit awkwardly sometimes.

also, my middle finger on my right hand is crooked, has a permanently swollen knuckle, doesn't bend all the way and causes me pain, because i got multiple fractures on the knuckle of it playing football...