Monday, September 28, 2009

"Hi, I think I saw Dr. Grumpy, or some doctor who knows him, at the hospital. It was either this weekend or last weekend. I was there for a stroke, or a headache, or something like that. Anyway, could someone please call me back to tell me if I need to see the doctor again? Also, if you guys know what hospital I was at, I want to know that too. Thank you."

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said...

So glad our office doesn't have voice mail...although, then I could get away with laughing while listening to the insane ramblings of patients instead of holding it in or putting them on hold to roll on the floor.

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