I don't know if Boston has a history of rioting, but nonetheless, what are you supposed to do? If I was living near Fenway, like hell I'd move my car. No matter what, I know I'd be hungover the next morning and I don't want to walk ten blocks before driving to work. And Boston's won a few championships lately. You think they'd be more sedate.

I guess they were, because Duncan's was the only car in all of Boston flipped, a city of over several million cars.

“It’s very confusing,” he said. “The only car flipped in the whole city.”

Actually, I don't feel bad for him, because if you read the whole story, you find that not only does he keep a $1,000 comprehensive deductible (stupid), he leased the car, so he has to pay an additional $1,500 in lease fees. This is a lesson to everyone. Always buy, and always keep your comprehensive deductible as low as possible (it doesn't affect your rates the way collision deductibles do).