Humpday Mashup Dump

Good afternoon you princes of Maine, you kings of New England, you stalkers of Sora Aoi. Here are all the mashup and parody videos I didn’t get a chance to cover, thrown in your face like you’re Jodie Foster working for the FBI.

In the offing for today:

A tribute to “You’re doing it wrong”: an infomercial compilation. There has to be an easier way to watch this video than with my eyes! Keeping my eyelids raised is so hard and so old fashioned. [via THD]

I can’t believe it took so long for someone to do this. James Earl Jones voiced Darth Vader, so someone took his dialogue from another movie and added it to Star Wars footage. Vader would like to offer you one million American dollars. Ah-ha! [via GreatWhiteSnark]

True story: When James Earl Jones was working as a truck driver after voicing Darth Vader, he would get on his CB radio and talk to people like he was Darth Vader contacting Earth. Then he’d talk in a higher pitch when he’d see other truck drivers at stops and ask them if they heard that Darth Vader guy. I don’t have a punchline for this; James Earl Jones just rules.