Twitter reports that the Super Bowl generated 24 million tweets last night. Most of them were terrible, so I just looked at the ones that said "fuck."

I plugged my program, "Fuck_Machine.rb," into Twitter's live stream, grabbing every tweet that contained both "fuck" and a term referencing either the Ravens or 49ers. Fuck_Machine dutifully recorded 226,309 tweets between 6:34 p.m. and 11 p.m. Eastern time, about one percent of Twitter's estimate of the total. The actual tweet number was a bit higher, because Fuck_Machine could only handle 50 tweets every second.

The Ravens won the game, but they won the fuck battle as well: Baltimore inspired 141,064 "fuck" tweets, compared with 108,715 for San Francisco (23,470 tweets contained references to both teams). The tweets ranged from the aggressively negative:

Here's a graph of how it played out during the game (the vertical axis represents tweets per minute):

The letters represent important moments in the game. Here's a fuck-based Super Bowl recap, showing who gave a fuck and when.

A: The Ravens score a touchdown, putting them up 7-0. 2,543 fucks are given at 6:41.

B: The 49ers connect on a field goal, 7-3. 635 fucks are given at 6:54.

C: Anquan Boldin makes a great catch. 706 fucks are given at 7:04.

D: San Francisco fumbles. 712 fucks are given at 7:13.

E: Touchdown Baltimore, 14-3. 2,254 fucks are given at 7:22.

F: Colin Kaepernick throws an interception and a fight breaks out. Fuck volume stays at over 1,000 from 7:29 to 7:33.

G: The Ravens attempt a fake field goal. 967 very confused fucks are given at 7:36.

H: Joe Flacco connects with Jacoby Jones on a 56-yard touchdown, 21-3. Fuck_Machine breaks for the first time at 7:49, with over 3,000 tweets registered during that minute. Overall fuck volume remains over 1,000 until 7:54.

I: David Akers kicks a field goal to close out the half, 21-6. Very few football-related fucks are given during halftime.

J: The second half starts with an 108-yard kickoff return by the Ravens. Fuck_Machine breaks at 8:33, and over 2,000 fucks per minute are given between 8:32 and 8:35.

K: The power goes out at 8:38. Very few people give a fuck about football for the next 45 minutes.

L: The power returns at 9:10. Fuck volume is a paltry 345.

M: The 49ers score their first touchdown, 28-13. 1,119 fucks are given at 9:25.