Caught Green-Handed

Recently an email went around my office to the effect of, “To the person who has been drinking my milk: Do you know how expensive that shiznit is these days? Feel free to leave some cash on my desk. Thanks.”

Before using the mold bag, you might want to let the office do-gooder who throws away spoiled food in on your secret. Otherwise you may find yourself emailing, “To the person who threw away my moldy sandwich: I hope you get sick and die. Have a great day!”