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See that little diagonal board going down the gutter? Now follow just along the top edge of the gutter so you'll be sure not to miss the first support bracket. Ok, now look down that support bracket…There's a history of exhaustive descriptions in the Crosby household.

Our first year of marriage has been about living together. Wonder what our second year will be about? Saving to buy our own place? Yeah. Sharing a rental with TJ isn't ideal. He sure is a great cook, though. That salmon last night was sooo good! I'm kinda missing him already ... Let's save enough for a house and a chef!

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

It's the "Ask Sadie Advice Hour." "Mad in Montauk," you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java .net Cybercafe. My husband and I are getting divorced, and it's gotten bitter and angry. The problem is, we have 43 mutual friends on Facebook, and he's being so unreasonable about which ones are rightly his. You're arguing over custody of your Facebook friends? What the @#$% is wrong with you people?! Obviously, they're all yours. Everyone knows it's usually the woman who created the friendships in the first place. Also, I should get the kids, right?

TJ's gone! Wanna fill the tub? Light some candles? Sure. But first - Our Budget. Sigh. I know. Budget decisions. How fun. I have an idea. You've heard of strip poker? Ok! Banking decision done! Take off one item of clothing. Are shoes and socks one item or four? Let's say one! Our Budget.

You brother's wedding was great. But it sure made me realize something. You're a lousy dancer? That I'm nowhere near ready to get married. There are so many things I really need to do first. Like get my degree, travel the world, visit important museums, tour historic sites, climb the Alps ... Ride in a blimp, learn to speak French, take harp lessons ... Find a guy who wants to marry you ...

I saw on Facebook a couple that is celebrating the anniversary of the day they met. Another couple was celebrating the anniversary of their first date. How come we don't keep track of stuff like that? Who cares? We still remember each other's names, right? Se we're good.

I'm amazed that I found a dress on my very first try! It was meant to be! It is kind of unbelievable. I was stressed about wedding planning, but Brad's done great! I dreaded dress shopping, but it was fun and easy with you two! Everything's coming together so smoothly! Hey, when you've got the Degroot team on your side, nothing can go wrong!

Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: A bold, debonaire male … the type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart "dames" who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: Weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to ask Sadie if she'll let you participate, first.

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. As soon as the ruling came down, my husband Larry left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The Supreme Court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

Randy, you're older than I am. Have you thought of maybe settling down and having kids? Because if you do, that means I'm next in line. So the longer you put it off, the more time I've got. I don’t think I'm done sowing my wild oats. More like "domesticated oatmeal" in your case. Hey, I'm thinking of thinking of asking someone out.

Amanda Kern. Comics counseling. Well, first of all, he can't find anything, ever. I have to find the man's socks, his toothbrush … And he'll tell me he's hungry in the morning. Then he'll go to the other room, and in the evening he comes back and tells me he's starving. It's like as soon as we got married, the man became so stupid he can't even remember how to slap some peanut butter on a cracker. No, I said tell me his good points. Those are his good points. Foul!

What color was gramma's hair when you first met her? Blond! It wasn’t until after we were married that I found out she was really a brunette. That's what we call deceptive packaging. Yes, and grampa had a full head of thick, wavy hair. That's what we call vanishing packaging.

I'm sure we'll figure out how to share the chores. But first, we have to get married. Yeah, we need to decide on a date, a location, a dress, a guest list … THEN decide where to live AND how to handle our bills, our savings, our phone plans … It's all so complicated! Not to me.

Why did Toni ask you? The BOY is s'posta ask. Girls can ask, if they want to. And Toni really, REALLY wanted to, 'cuz I'm such and awesome catch. You are? Yes, I am. She was afraid other girls would ask first. MANY others. How many? A million? At least. I'm glad she asked first, Bwad. Me, too.