Archive for the ‘bashment’ Tag

Look at these fucks! Pickster and Brent “Fuckmaster” Tactic going back2back like motherfuckers in motherfucking Austin, Texas. These guys are soundboy murderers. These fucks play the fucking moombahton mainly but we don’t give a fuck. We are gonna put a picture of them on a non-moombahton post. That’s just the way we fucking are. Slide of hand motherfuckers. Magic motherfuckers. Ain’t no thang. Alright. Enough bullshit. Here’s some fucking music. GO GRAB THAT SHIT AFTER THE JUMP!

Hey you little baby bitches. Do you want a bottle of warm milk? Maybe instead of sucking on a bottle full of lameness you can shove some good music in your ears. This is the first release for a new label called Lowup Records and if you are a fan of the global bass then you have to buy this shit. Not only do you got Dj Mellow making a hot ass psuedo-moombah banger but then you got the all star lineup of of Sabbo, Los Chicos Altos and Max Le Daron remixing the fuck out of this bitch in ways that will astound you and get your ass to move in new ways. But don’t take our word for it. The only person you can trust is yourself. GO STREAM THAT SHIT AND CHECK OUT THE LINKS TO BUY IT AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP ASS CLOWNS!

Hey fucks! Remember how you said that you were gonna buy the Cam Jus Badman EP from Rot10 Musik today. Remember you said that you were looking forward to the classic reggae influenced vibes of the tunes. You were talking about how you were really looking forward to the first fucking EP of 2012. That was you who said that. Pretty sure you did. Everyone now expects you to buy this EP so you kinda have to no matter what. It would just be fucking rude. Cam Jus already factored in your money into his plans for the weekend so if you don’t buy it his whole shit is fucked. Just fucking buy it already. It’s a good ass EP. GO GRAB IT AFTER THE JUMP AND GET A FREE BONUS TRACK!

Like this:

This happened like a fucking week or more ago (our life is fucking quickly slipping through our fingers). Don’t know if you fuckers got it but if you didn’t well, here it is. Enjoy it. It’s a bunch of great edits of popular tracks into moombahton form. We are not even gonna fucking tell what tracks they are. Not for a special fucking reason. We just don’t really know. He listed them somewhere. We’re to fucking lazy to look them up. Oh! Fuck wait. There they are. Alright well them listen to a whole fucking mix of all his “Special ReKwest” edits and them fucking download them all. For fucking free. AFTER THE JUMP YOU STUPID FAT FUCKS!

Is there a thing as too much bass? Is there a thing as too much face? Maybe. This is world with a million Nicholas Cages just running around in a cage. What does that mean? Nothing. It means mostly that we don’t know what the fuck to write right now. We complain a lot about entertaining you fucks. IT IS SO HARD TO PLEASE YOU! Let’s fucking say that this post is just gonna be for bass music (we’ve complained about this before, all music has bass) and then we’ll do a fucking moombahton post for your fucking pleasure. You would like that no? If not go read a fucking blog about feelings. If you want to have your own fun with Nick Cage’s fucking head go here. OTHERWISE GO GRAB SOME BASS AFTER THE FUCKING JUMP!:

Fucking tired like fuck. Head feels like this fucking cop car, like our brain got wrapped around a tree while we were driving. That’s life right now. Dead inside style. Whatever. This is not the time to complain. We ain’t little baby bitches always looking for their bottles and crying tears on the ground. We ain’t no warm milk drinkin’ motherfuckers. Anyway. We don’t feel like fucking entertaining you so how about you fucking just click and GRAB SOME FUCKING TUNES AFTER THE JUMP CUNT FACES!

Why did we post this building. It looks kinda crazy. We don’t know where the fuck it is or what the fuck it is. Do you live in this? If you live here it looks like you would have to be some kind of sinister motherfucker plotting shit and eye fucking women on a regular and hurting animals and shit and generally being a fucking creep. That’s your life. You just sit in a high backed chair all fucking day. Don’t know why but you fucking do. Anyway LET’S GO GRAB SOME FUCKING SOUNDCLOUDS AFTER THE JUMP!

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