On This Day -

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Kids Choice Award viewers the world over are devastated to learn that Dora Sanchez-Gomez, the star of Nickelodeon's Dora The Explorer, was arrested for DUI, and is suspected to be the driver in a one vehicle crash that critically injured co-stars Bac...

Following recent transfer disappointment over such cars as the Seat Torres, The Ford Street Kaka, and the recently produced Nissan Messi and Renaultdinho, Norman Getridovitch has instructed used car dealer Big Popeye Doyle to import more wheels from...

Brian Riggs a 47 year old unemployed man from Leatherhead, has been arrested by Greater Surreyshire Police following the discovery of the bodies of quite literally hundreds of Manchester United fans on Mr Riggs boat. He was led away by plain clothes...

Barack Obama, fed up with loads of Americans disagreeing with him and demanding investigation of his birth certificate, has decided to declare the U.S. Constitution is now invalid, and declare himself President for Life.
Obama's 1st order of busin...

Big Phil has told his new Chelsea squad that change will be the order of the day as he looks to improve both results and the style of football at The Bridge. This, unfortunately, has ruffled a lot of feathers amongst the more established members of t...

Moaning Formula 1 rookie driver Lewis Hamilton blamed the WRONG SET-UP of his car after he FAILED TO WIN the British Grand Prix and settled for yet another disappointing podium finish even though it was HIS MISTAKE that cost him the...

Spokesmen for the 3 largest corporations owning the internet infrastructure in the US, said, last week, that The Spoof (an online web site, offering amateur satirists an opportunity to express their views), will not be among their slate...

Thousands of innocent English people are being conned into paying subscriptions for a Sunday newspaper called 'The Nigerian News Of The World'.
The paper has been exposed as a complete scam and is being promoted by a pair of embittered journalists...

Texas - In a move to signal to the nation how serious he is on solving the border crisis in Texas, President Obama launched a new Twitter campaign aimed at forcing the hordes of illegal immigrants trying to come into our country to instantly lose...

Fabric from the planet Krypton, home of celebrity crime-fighter Superman, has been shown to literally stop bullets in tests carried out by UK scientists at BAE systems in Bristol. A scrap of the material was provided by reporter Clark Kent, known ass...

Already iPhone 4 owners are being pulled over by the thousands and ticketed for using their new multi-tasking phones while driving, an illegal act in most states. Iphone 4 owners are complaining to Apple that they are finding it necessary to buy two,...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - J. K. Rowling-Paper has signed a deal with the San Francisco Onion to produce a series of seven spoofs loosely based on her best-selling Hairy Potthead novels starring Jamie Waylett.
Fresh from an arrest for marijuana possessio...

Google has developed a new and livelier way to chat online with the introduction of Lively. Internet chatters can now adopt images and avatars to embody their commentary and castigations across the World Wide Web.

Barack Obama, Premier of the Socialist States of America, has finally come to the realization that the "Think System" will not work to fix the Nation's or World's economic problems. The system, as originally invented by Professor Harold Hill (Gary,...

Al Gore has been having meetings with scientists who have come up with the sensational theory that the main cause of Global Warming is the heat coming from fish and chip shops worldwide.
Scientists have used specialist equipment to take readings...

Washington, D.C. - Today the National Organization of Women (NOW) joined forces with the organization of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) in voicing their dissension, demanding that the Wienermobile be laid to rest with Oscar G.

President Obama addressed the nation last night shortly after hearing of Speaker John Boehner's announcement that he would not accept Obama's proposal for raising the country's debt limit.
Obama looked squarely into the camera as he started to s...

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