I hope I'm telling this correctly because I heard it over 10 years ago, but my brothers friend lives in Australia and at the time his job was driving from farm to farm picking up milk and then driving it to the Milk Factory or wherever it is they process it. One day he heard a sound coming from one of the huge vats where they either store and or homogenize/pasteurize the milk, and it was 2 people farking.

I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.

Mike_1962:I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.

Mike_1962:I worked for a very large frozen food processing company for many years. Not too fond of them these days, but that's another story. During my time there I toured and worked on dozens of factory floors processing meat, juice, vegtables and frozen entrees. While there may well have been instances where an individual got away with doing something gross to the product, I never witnessed anything other than very minor infractions along the lines of not pausing in the foot-dip quite long enough. I do know such things occasionally happened, because when detected, all product on the line at that time was discarded out of hand and all product from the line run was scrutinized very closely. I recall an incident in a pie plant where a pigeon, somehow, gained access to unfinished product. In other words it was found in the processing area during production. Almost a quarter million bucks worth of production was destroyed as a result. Anyhow, this company regardless of other issues, placed a huge premium on the quality of their product. The sort of behaviour in the article would have seen these guys totally screwed, and rightly so. The only mitigating factor would be if the discarded the milk after they were done.

I've always found it so strange when straight men choose to bond with their fellow straights in such a way. From rugby players who get naked and bump and grind each other, to frat initiates who have to do rites of passage that hold certain sexual innuendo, it just makes no sense to me.

If I were a straight guy, I'd rather not get in a vat of milk with other dudes half (or completely) naked and frolic like this. It would not be a very enjoyable experience for me.