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There is a thin layer of plop on everything that large numbers of people touch .... everything
There is also a thin layer of wee wee on everything too
..... and i imagine baby glue
Something to not worry about - its what your immune system is for.
You can fight the pooh power and wash your hands 😃

i'll be putting £20 notes in Christmas cards at 2am on Christmas morning as per, for younger relatives.
Then in return will get a raft of the '3 for 2' Boots smellies gift sets and primark socks.
Poor return.
They might all be under ten but they do have 364 days to save up to get me something decent.

I love him too.
I don't want to hex it, but I think he'll take us up and we'll terrorise the Prem for a few seasons under him.
But then he'll leave us to go somewhere bigger (sob)
This old tune will then be spot on (listen to the lyrics)

Why was the penguin good at surfing the internet?
Because he had webbed feet.
How did the penguin build his house?
He igloo-ed it together
There are some excellent jokes printed on each and every penguin* chocolate biscuit wrapper, a must read I think.
Stuck in traffic on the M25 the other week with three employees for two hours, I ran through twelve of these jokes and everyone just loved them.
(*Other chocolate coated biscuit treats are available.)

I haven't been on here much lately as have been touring with Chippendales; and not had much to say since we were stopped from brawling in 'The Pub' and I am largely delirious about Super Frank.
I shall try not to start to sound like Boyzone lyrics and keep it short.
When you meet someone you love that you don't see that often make the most of it. Every meeting is a gold coin.
Imagine your Dad's problem is a toothy little c**t wearing a Forest scarf and encourage everyone to help him fight it.
Good luck mate.

"I must confess, Reverend Barlow, when Lady Mordaunt entered the drawing room I was most disconcerted and was unable to follow your delightful playing on the piano forte."
"Why so Miss Clifford?"
I fear Lady Morndaunt had dropped her skip and I was near gagging."

I've been worrying all day about whether to start a thread on favourite sandwiches.
Don't think I'll bother now, could get too cheesy and then I'd be in a right pickle with the Mods. People will be hamming it up before you know it, while some posts would just be trying to butter them up. I don't want to get into a jam.
I'll stop now.

If you are only one that gags on that kind of top drawer bum quack, I am afraid you are really wasting your ammo.
I went on a business trip to Barcelona with a great work mate of mine once.
We are going down in the hotel lift and are going to jump straight in a taxi. Just before the button goes ping he lefts one go so bad I thought something had died.
God knows what he had been eating - smelt like a waste food caddie kebab topped with five hard boiled eggs washed down with ten pints of real ale.
As we step out smartly - I am still half CS-gassed and stumbling - as about five middle aged Spanish ladies barge in.
I turn as the doors slowly close and the looks on their faces - frozen in horror.
All day we just kept bursting out laughing.

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