I think, it would be a good marketing scheme if condom manufactures made one with frilly cute girly names, like "butterfly" or whatever, as girls would buy that shit up. As it stand right now they all have those intense masculine battle ground names or are called things like "Her Pleasure", both ways they make a girl feel like some sort of slut, even if she is in a committed relationship, to buy.

That is the third or fourth time in a week or so that you have made an allusion to having penis piercings.

I was about to say 'I don't believe it!' and pick on you about it, but then I realised what I wrote out makes it sound as though I am keeping tabs on Tuffs penis posts.

Uh. Fuck it. Gonna post that any way for humors sake.

My TMI is that condoms suck because I am super fucking sensitive down there, perfume and dye free soap even hurts, spermicidal kills me, and may have a mild latex sensitivity. Any sor of funky or kinky lube is the devil. Water based only. And the only condoms I have found that don't bother me too much are the basic original non weird Trojans.

Also, I've bought condoms plenty because I cannot use hormonal birth control as it fucks my head up. I haven't been on any for many years. So that is what we use, or withdrawal, along with keeping close attention to my ovulation cycle. For the most part it has been successful.

It would be nice if he would stop being a baby and get snipped however, especially considering...

female condoms suck I meant. male condoms are a lil more secure than female condoms, especially when ummm you're super wet....yeah TMI. I think it's important guys to try different condoms and see which one fits best and what feels better during sex. I think it's bullshit when a guy says he hates condoms because I've had pretty successful sex with them by trying different ones. Also it's the safest way to have sex.

I don't believe that it is a fact that I have mentioned my junk "several times this week". I don't talk about my junk all that much. I tend to keep my junk quiet. It may, in fact, be the case that certain individuals here sit up and take notice when, on rare occasion, my junk is mentioned.

i finished shōgun and i must say it was everything jess said and some more. really good recommendation.

I'm so glad you liked it!

The things I said about it were huge understatements because I didn't want to set it up to be overrated. I fucking loved all the characters.

Just as an uninteresting aside, that book was given to me by the dude I currently do all my sexin' with before we sexed. Was it because of that book? I don't know. I do know that he planned it out so instead of spending a month having crazy amounts of fun without him, I spent at least part of it reading a great book and thinking about him.

Gonna have to start buying condoms again soon, because I don't have health care at the moment, and I don't want any babies but there's no way am I paying full price for the pill in this country. I'm on my last month of pills now. Sorry, husband!

i finished shōgun and i must say it was everything jess said and some more. really good recommendation.

I'm so glad you liked it!

The things I said about it were huge understatements because I didn't want to set it up to be overrated. I fucking loved all the characters.

Just as an uninteresting aside, that book was given to me by the dude I currently do all my sexin' with before we sexed. Was it because of that book? I don't know. I do know that he planned it out so instead of spending a month having crazy amounts of fun without him, I spent at least part of it reading a great book and thinking about him.

the one's i've been on would cost around $40 a month without insurance. there are cheaper ones but i don't really know what they would do to my body, plus i'd have to pay to see a gynaecologist to get them, which would be $100+ anyway

I got my tubes tied and ended up having a hysterectomy two years later. Considering I got pregnant twice while on the pill (Loestrin, I think it was called), it's a good thing I'm no longer even capable of making a baby. I'd have probably had a whole baseball team by now.

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