Davros, Attorney and Pieces of LawKeeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.comWe make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickWhat happens when all the renewable energy runs out?-- Victoria AylingEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

I'll have to think about it for a while... but just for now how 'bout:"Scottalot of balls" or Scottalot of testosterone or Scottalot of wierdos all around or even, for the alliteration, Scottalot of spunk! or Punch drunk Chipspunk (... as in Chipmunk)or "Chipmunk musk is us"Or Stunk out Duluth with Chipmunk musk !!!or Chipmunk musk, hunk of Duluthor Mr Chipmunk hunk of spunkor Chipmunk hunk drunk on spunk (hmmm, might give the wrong idea of Scott's orientation that one!) or even Chipmunk stunk of spunk (!!!!!!)

That's enough now... I could go on for hours like this but I gotta play tennis!

What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! BrahmaAre we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao TsuQuit hassling me, you sicko! JobWhat? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers?Lot Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? MosesWHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA!ShakeYerMuni BuddhaDon’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals!Ol’ J CYou what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan?MohamOh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L

It wouldn't rhyme... listen:"Squirrel musk is us"Stunk out Duluth with Squirrel musk !!!Squirrel musk, hunk of DuluthMr Squirrel hunk of spunkSquirrel hunk drunk on spunk Squirrel stunk of spunk and "Punch drunk on Squirrelspunk" is even worse!It just doesn’t work anymore without the Chipmunk… what’s the damn difference anyway? They’re both little rodent critters that scamper around nibbling nuts and climb trees… OK, one of ‘em has a stripey back... so what? It washes off with a bit of bleach!You guys just don't appreciate the problems of the true poet who has to wrestle with the finer aspects of poetry (rhyme, alliteration, assonance, etc) The problem with "Squirrel" is that it's almost impossible to rhyme it...Now if it was "Beaver" that would give us a lot of potential to work with!E.g."Viva the Beaver"or "Beaver-cleaver"or "Beaver-believer"or "Beaver-diva"or "Beaver-fever"or "Beaver-achiever"or "Beaver-retriever" (I like that... didn't Scott have a sort of labrador-retriever on his avatar one time?

What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! BrahmaAre we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao TsuQuit hassling me, you sicko! JobWhat? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers?Lot Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? MosesWHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA!ShakeYerMuni BuddhaDon’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals!Ol’ J CYou what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan?MohamOh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L

I know... but it's you who inspire me! (and all of you guys love it anyway!) or maybe not...

What’s this shitty place? I’m off to another Kali Yuga! BrahmaAre we a butterfly’s dream or is the butterfly our dream - and who really gives a toss? Lao TsuQuit hassling me, you sicko! JobWhat? You gonna waste all of ‘em? Even the falafel sellers?Lot Ya mean I gotta honour them fuckers that dumped me in the Nile!? MosesWHERE THE HELL DID I PARK MY DAMN KARMA!ShakeYerMuni BuddhaDon’t step on my blue-suede sandals! Blue blue blue-suede sandals!Ol’ J CYou what Gabe!? Not even a wee sausage after Ramadan?MohamOh shit! It’s gonna be one of them bad-vibe incarnations! Dalai L