Your parents also tried to trade you for three beans one day in the hope that they were magic. You should get away while you can.

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It's a good thing my uncle has such a good job down at the local bean factory. He was able to point out that the beans were just normal beans. He knew that because he says he's seen his fair share of magic beans in his time. Or was that magic mushrooms? I couldn't tell, he was kinda slurring his words.