Champion European Styled Slacks

I could be pretty delusional as a kid. How else could you explain my top hat and cane phase? As deluded as I could be about my own ability to pull off improbable fashion trends, even I knew that I would never be able to make a pair of these Euro-style slacks work. I would like to say I am the type of person who wouldn’t look at this ad and think, “Oh yeah! I could totally pull that look off. I wonder if they have a relaxed fit?”

But of course, I looked at this guy and thought that very thing, so maybe you shouldn’t take fashion advice from me.