Eric Decker’s Junk Dominates Thursday Night Football

Eric Decker and his wife Jessie James Decker have what some people like to call #SquadGoals. They are one of the internet’s favorite couples. Reason being is they are very supportive of each other. Mrs. Decker cannot stop talking about Mr Decker’s pecker on social media. If you remember a couple years back she made the comment about him tripping on his dick or something to that effect. This week, she called him ‘Big Dick Decker’ after a touchdown. Then she went on Twitter and defended him for the entire game that her husband’s team won 37-31

Unrelated to male body parts, Decker and the Jets’ offense looked awesome. If they avoid the big plays on defense, this team has a shot to win 10 or 11 games this season and contend for an AFC East crown. If they’re 3-3 after their first six weeks of hell, that should be considered a success.