You know a cell phone isn't selling well when they give it away with a pizza, some wings, and a couple liters of soda. Papa Johns and Cingular have teamed up to flog the weird-keypad-a-rific 7100G to stoned pizza eaters across the country. The deal is simple: order online, wait, eat pizza, get cellphone, then pay $74 a month in data and voice charges for your new free phone.

I guess it's a good way to dump old stock and get kids hooked on the Crackberry. But I've got a bad headache and those wings are looking pretty harsh. Hmmm... but I do love me some garlic sauce and I don't have a Blackberry... [Thanks, Guy Who Sent This In and Whose Email I Lost!]