Weird blue lights in the sky over the University of Utah football game! Aliens? Skydivers? Too much beer? While we’re talking aliens, we’ll tell you how to find your alien name (I don’t want to brag, but I’m Pinto Q of Sudafed).

We’ll tell you why Motel 6 “leaving the light on for ya” is NOT a good thing. Remember that Roy teacher with that weird quiz about drugs and abortions and what makes you a deviant? We’ll tell you what happened to her.

OH! Don’t forget to comment this morning when we talk about Christopher’s Prime Steakhouse to enter to win dinner for four. Yes, we’re trying to buy your love. Because it’s much faster than earning it.