Drunk Dumbass Assaults Cop With 12″ Sex Toy!

When I wrote this story about some drunk, horny Battery Operated Boyfriend-wielding Dumbass Dame attacking a policeman last November, I remember thinking at the time that stories like that would come around about once every 12 to 18 months.

I was wrong.

It took less than six months for another one to become the buzz (ha ha)of the internet.