Rowling’s book cover whistle blown

Former NSA contractor Edward Snowden has provided the Guardian with more documents pertaining to the recently-revealed US government surveillance program PRISM - this time it is about other books written by J K Rowling under a pseudonym, following the revelation ‘The Cuckoo's Calling’ by Robert Galbraith was in fact written by her.

According to the documents, Ms Rowling has many more such books in the pipeline, including the title ‘Fishing For Compliments’ by J K Hartley, about 3 Yellow Pages ad salespeople (triplets Gary, Larry and Mary Potter) who lead double lives as a team of sadistic serial killers with magical powers.

When news of the forthcoming novel spread, Amazon pre-orders totalled £109.73 million in just 2 hours, nearly as much as lawn weed-removing solutions and paddling pools.