Episode Summary

After receiving a DUI, Randy attends an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting where he realizes that he is powerless to control his drinking problem. But when a statue of the Virgin Mary begins to bleed, he sees it as a miracle that can cure him of his 'disease.'

i didn't get this show

this was not a funny show plus why bloody mary anyway.this was a boring show for me if you liked it well i'm sorry i didn't.for some reason some of this shows are getting lame.but i hope they make better ones also i didn't get some parts of this show i hope i don't forget what was funny about this show.could someone help me and tell me what happend in this show i only saw half of it cause i thought it would be so boring.but explain it to me better than the episode please and thankyou.see you all latermoreless

Bleh. It was random and not funny.

I don't know I didn't think it was funny. They seemed to try too hard to make this episode funny. It was funny when they made their sly commentary on alcoholics and how they don't have control over themselves or at least their commentary on AA and how AA tells people that they don't have control and that it's a disease. I kind of agree with that but I understand alcoholism. I did like that part of the episode but the butt bleeding was stupid.moreless

a dissapointed end of the ninth season of SP

Mary starts bleeding from her vagina,and people start believing its a miracle,but an expert says that woman always bleed from there vaginas,Randy has some promblem drinking,so he joins a alcoholic club,stan tries to comfort and help his father,and very dangerous when he driving the boys around.a very dissapointed end of The ninth season of SP i wanted something better,Trey and Matt are bet to have something better in the 10th season openermoreless

bloody mary

randy gets a DUI and attends AA meetings, where he is taught alcoholism is a disease and he himself cannot stop. however, when a statue of the virgin mary begins to bleed, randy sees this as a chance to be cured. will he be cured of his disease?

pretty good episode, it gets kind of boring for me near the end, but it is still a pretty enjoyable way to spend 22 minutes. not the best but certainly not the worst. my final grade for "Bloody Mary" is a A+. last few minutes is kind of boring but most of it is greatmoreless

All I can say is:

this episode is freakin' awesome! I think Stone and Parker just wanted to mock people who believe a piece of rock is able to cry. I live in Italy, a country full of sanctimonious, obtuse persons, and what I hate is the Church, not the Catholic religion. And I love the fact that this episode mocks the Pope, too.

When Randy gets in his car to go see the bleeding statue and starts talking to Stan. After Stan shouts "What!?" if you look in the rear driver side window of Randy's car you can see a faint image of a visitor from "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe."

QUOTES (18)

Stan: Dad, you can't drive, your license is suspended, remember? If you get pulled over again, you're gonna go to jail for ten years!Randy: Alright.....Then you drive.Stan: I'm eight!Randy: This is my only hope Stan! Either you drive this car or I will!

(Stan walks into A.A. meeting)Stan: Excuse me, who's in charge here?Michael: None of us are in charge. We're all powerless.(Group murmurs in agreement)Stan: Look, my dad was here yesterday, and you all kinda messed him up by telling him he had a disease.Man: Alcoholism is a disease.Stan: No its not, and you can't just go around saying stuff like that to people like my dad. He's kinda a hypochondriac.

Man at A.A. Meeting: My name's Bill, and I'm an alcoholic.Group: Hi Bill.Bill: I've been using the 12 Step Program for about two months now and I'm really turning my life around! No more blowing guys on Colfax Avenue for a pint of vodka for this cowboy!(The group claps)

Officer: I want you to hold your arms out at your sides.Randy: (holding arms out) There! I did it! See, no problem.Officer: And now touch your finger to your nose.Randy: Do what?Officer: Touch your finger to your nose.Randy: Oh come on! That's impossible!Officer: (demonstrating) Just bring one hand to your nose like this.Randy: (drunkenly) Ok, ok hang on. Hang...Hang on.(Randy stumbles all over the place trying to touch his nose. His pants start falling down.)

Randy: (driving) I gotta pee, hand me that empty bottle Stan.Stan: Why don't you just pull over?Randy: Stan, you need to learn some things about being a man, now give me that bottle.(Stan gives Randy the bottle)Randy: (unzipping his pants) There's a reason God made our penises like little hoses boys.

Stan: Dad, you like to drink, so have a drink once in a while. Have two! If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and... and you've never learned any discipline at all.Randy: But, maybe I'm just the kind of person who needs to have it all or nothing.Stan: No. All or nothing is easy. But learning to drink a little bit, responsibly? That's a-disiprin. Disirpin come from within.Randy: How did I manage to raise such a smart kid?Stan: I've had a great teacher.Randy: Thanks, son.Stan: No, not you. My karate teacher. He's really smart.Randy: Oh.

Randy: Uh, my name's Randy, and I just really like beer.Bearded Man: You have to admit you're an alcoholic.Randy: But... I don't know if I'm really an alcoholic.Obese Woman: Then why are you here?Randy: Because I got a DUI, and so I'm required to attend AA meetings for two weeks. I was stupid one night and drank too much and then drove a car. That was dumb and I'm not gonna do it again.Michael: Randy, you are powerless to make that decision. The only thing that works is the 12-Step Program. Step 1 is admitting that you are powerless to control your drinking. Only then can you move on to the other 12 steps, like believing that only a higher power, God, makes you stop drinking, and then turning your life over to that God, and humbly asking God to remove your weaknesses.Randy: Wait, wait, wait, hold on. I never knew that Alcoholics Anonymous was a religious thing.Michael: It's not religious; you just have to admit that there's some kind of god which has power over you and turn your life over to that god and ask him for forgiveness. That's the 12-Step Program, not religion.Randy: Look, I... I just really need to cut down on my drinking and never drive a car drunk again.Michael: You can't just cut down on your drinking, Randy. You need to know something. You have a disease.Randy: A... a disease?Michael: That's right. Alcoholism is a disease. You're sick, Randy. You're very, very sick. And just like with most diseases, you can't cure it yourself. And it's deadly.Randy:(with sheer terror) Oh my god.

Randy: Well, uh, I'm supposed to tell you kids about how bad drinking is. I did a little drinking and driving and, as part of my punishment, I'm doing community service work at schools like these.Mrs. Garrison: Oh, that's very interesting, isn't it kids?Randy: Uh, you shouldn't drink because it leads to bad things. I was in jail for the night, and, well, I guess, I don't know, I... Just don't drink. But if you must drink, definitely don't drive. I've definitely learned that first hand. That's all, I guess.Mrs. Garrison: Well, I think we've all learned an important lesson, haven't we class? If you don't make the right choices in life, you could end up being a big loser, like Stan's dad. Drinking and driving is for idiots! Nobody wants to end up like Stan's dad, do they? I want you all to take a good look at Stan's dad and say, 'Is that who I wanna be in 30 years? Getting tickets and having to go to elementary school classrooms and talk about how pathetic I am?' Thank you, Mr. Marsh. I think you made your point.

The Catholic League (for Religious and Civil Rights) has petitioned for Comedy Central, MTV, and Viacom to formally apologize to the Roman Catholic community and to "permanently retire" this episode and not release it on DVD. Sort of ironic because they seem to want to deny freedom of speech.

This title of this episode is also the name of the drink of made made from vodka, tomato juice and a few other minor ingredients.

Also, since the episode is using it for a belief, it could also be related to the urban legend of "Bloody Mary" where, when said 3 times in front of a mirror, a vengeful spirit appears and kills the summoner.

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