Odlaw, Wally’s arch-nemesis, made his print debut in The Magnificent Poster Book. He appears nearly the same as Wally, except that his clothes are yellow and black striped instead of red and white; his glasses have a blue tint to them; and he has a moustache.

Watching a Chuck Norris movie will make your testicles grow 12%Chuck Norris rrfees to himself in fourth person.Chuck Norris eats lunch for breakfast.Chuck Norris wipes with 40-grit sandpaper.If chuck norris was a woman, then he wouldn’t have a period. He would have an exclamation point!!!!!Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he’s peeing.If at first you don’t succeed, you’re obviously not Chuck Norris.

Ok Jacob, those jokes are the worst jokes of all time some of them don\’t even have punch lines.For everyone else, Chuck Norris jokes are hliarious when you get them right, but you can\’t just say random shit and end it with he round house kicked (them, it, him, her, etc.). That\’s not creative, and not funny. If that were the case, I could say Chuck Norris had a dog . but then he round house kicked it! and people would find it hysterical.