The Official Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Drinking Game

Tonight is the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. It’s also a bitterly cold Tuesday, so if you’re looking for an excuse to drink, you’ve come to the right place!

A few facts before we begin: 1.) This is the 19th time Victoria’s Secret has hosted the program; 2.) It airs from New York City’s Lexington Avenue Armory; 3.) It has transitioned from a ballsy excuse for network television to air softcore pornography into an awesomely established show that is still an excuse for network television to air softcore pornography.

One more note: Once again, Miranda Kerr will not be participating this year, because God is dead.