So I decided to Google "mother shamed" and head into the rabbit hole of lunacy.

The very first link was to a story about a mom in Pittsburgh being shamed for breastfeeding in a waiting room. Why in the hell is this still a thing?

Babies eat all the time. Moms who decided to breastfeed have to do stuff all the time. Literally, science.

The worst part is that we then shame those same mothers if they decide to not breastfeed. Give your baby formula and watch the shamers descend from the ceiling.

Further down the Google results is a new term I learned while writing this blog. And there's lunchbox shaming. Like we're so dedicated to shaming parents and mothers that we have subcategories. This mom made the mistake of including some chocolate in her child's lunchbox. Shame.

Then there's the ever popular fat shaming. This is where things get extra crispy. So a woman has to carry a child for several months, gaining weight and having her organs rearranged in the process. Then the baby arrives by one of two ways. The mother pushes the baby out in what can only be described as a herculean feat of strength that requires a level of vulnerability that I could have never imagined.

Or, the child is taken from the mother’s body after the body is first ripped open.

After all of that brutality, we then shame the moms if they don't get back to their playing weight two days later.

Why! Why do we make it so they're evil if they decide to go back to work full time or lazy if they decide to stay home instead?

And why in the world does it seem like moms are the ones doing much of the shaming of other moms? Mom-on-mom crime.

Dads? Do not worry about us. All we have to do is show up and we're heroes. We attend a couple school functions, go to a doctor's appointment or two, and we're good.

We don't have to worry about how society sees our bodies, our parenting or our desire to work while still somehow managing to love our children.

Our bodies aren't politicized. Our decisions aren't examined. And we don't really seem to care about how other dads do dad stuff. Oh, and we don't have to worry about equal pay for equal work unless we're advocating for women to go ahead and finally get that.

We can come and go as we please. Being a dad rules. Thanks, society.

Louie Villalobos is a parenting blogger and digital producer for azcentral. You can follow him on Twitter @louievillalobos and find his podcast on iTunes, Stitcher and Google Play. Just search for "I am your father."