One of my friends came over an hour ago and brought his new girlfriend with him.

She was decent looking (not fat or pasty or pimply or wearing a KAWAIIlel shirt) so I greeted her nicely and we all just hung out for a while, talking about this and that.

About thirty minutes after they arrived my two cats wandered into the living room and the girlfriend lets out this scary as hell shriek. At first I thought she was horribly allergic or something, but then she grabbed my friends arm and started babbling about how cute they were and that they'd make SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE IF THEY WERE CATPEOPLE IN HER MANGA and which one she'd make "uke" and "seme" (one is a big gray monster of a cat and the other is a sleek little brown spotty tabby). Well, she said more in a less intelligible way, but that's about what I got from her spiel.

She stopped babbling after a couple minutes and just looked at me, giggling. I stared back for a second and before I could stop myself I said "Get the fuck out." I didn't yell it or anything, but I sounded pretty cold.

The incident ended with her crying and my friend calling me an ass and storming out of my apartment, dragging her along behind him.

I got some basic BBcode down:

[b][u][i][o][s] all work
Use them like: [b]bold text here[/b]
partial [code]-support (it's just html <pre> right now)
[sup] and [sub] kind of work, but no detection for errors. But fuck error detetection, I like broken html. But they do nest like: [sup]w[sup]e[sup]e[/sup][/sup][/sup] => wee
[spoiler] works, but you could already use **spoiler-contents** for that.
Also there's now BBcode style marquee with [marquee]COCKS[/marquee]

You can use [aa]SJIS ART HERE[/aa] for posting SJIS art with the correct font.
You can use [m]ASCII ART HERE[/m] for ASCII art.