2.
The Bacon Fanatic

3.
The Sporty Friend

This person is the over the top sports fanatic who takes it as a personal affront when his/her team doesn't win or a "bad" call is made. (Football season is upon us. Expect this person to go into overdrive right about yesterday.)

4.
The Bad Decision Maker

This person just can't quit dating the wrong guy or girl. It's an addiction. A sick, sick addiction.

5.
The Jesus Freak

Does this one need an explanation or is Kirk Cameron's picture enough? This person shames you into sharing religious memes and posts "unspoken prayer requests." Vaguebooking at its finest and worst.

6.
The Cat Lady

Who needs a man!?!? This person has CATS! A lot of them. Like a hoarder. Hopefully none of them are flat cats.