Friday, March 19, 2010

Love Sex Aur Dhoka: The greatest hits of Katrina Kaif

Sometimes fake can be better than real. Most of the time, actually, when it comes to Bollywood. Now I know fake Facebook profiles might seem annoying to many, but with a little imagination you can make it into fun time pass!

Katrina Kaif has a fake FB fan page. She actually shows up and writes something every now and then and sounds suspiciously not like Kat. She also gets occasional posts from other female celebs that sound suspiciously not like themselves either!

But that doesn't stop hordes of hopefuls from coming and maroing a line (or three).

Here are the best of Katrina's (often suspicious) fans.

is it u katrina tell me whats ur sisters name and when is she coming in bollywood

Couple off days ?? Don´t be lazy, girl. You need a P.A. personal assistant...... where can I send my resume... holla

Aishwarya RaiBachchan: Hope you feel better kat

this really looks like a fake profile..why don't you have any super star added in your friend's list?:O

hello didi!!!!!!!what's up ????????????

hey katrina uplaod sum other pics in which u luk very cute

how is ur hindi if good teel me what u speak railway station in hindi?

Gay dude, best of luck and don't get your hopes up. Now Fake FB Katrina seems to have a fake Katrina twitter account which she keeps insisting is hers. Here are some of her choicest tweets. Clearly Fake Kat is a serious intellect at work.

People are pretty much alike. It's only that our differences are more susceptible to definition than our

Women have served all these centuries as looking glasses possessing the magic n

delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size.Happy Women’s Day

If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other

Hey how funny would it be if this was the REAL Katrina Kaif?!

10 comments:

he he - i'm sure it is - that is THE most boring twitter page i have ever seen. she should recruit some of the commenters on her face FB page to liven up her real twitter one. or take notes from PC on how to better use twitter.

aspi ji please look at shahid kapoor's twitter page...such boring lectures given by this man, i had to block his tweets. Please do a write up. He comes up with so much pyscho babble that Freud would be turning in his grave.

There is a posting floating around on several blogs about an ode written for Katrina Kaif on youtube. It was called Ode to Katrina Kaif http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMvHcPrEm3Q. Believe it or not it was in heroic couplet of classical poetry. I thought it was a wonderful idea to recite the beauty of a cherished Belle in what is considered a higher art. It goes to show the power of lyrical verse and how a beauteous maiden can still inspire sublime poetry.