Club Legend

Watching one of my favourite tv shows in Californication and thought this piece of dialogue from the great man Hank Moody would be very fitting for one of PJ's AGM speeches:

Yes we are f*****g f****d, but we’ve been f****d before. In the ass, legs pinned behind our ears, not a drop of lube - but we always come out smiling. You know why? Because that’s just the kind of happy-go-lucky sluts we are.

Norm Smith Medallist

My name’s Yianni. I’m a Roos supporter, I’ve been here on Bigfooty since 2001 and I’m also a professional stand up comedian. With Comedy Festival coming up, I asked the mods if I could let you guys know about a show I'm doing that may be of interest to those of you who frequent this thread.

THE SIMPSONS TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING I KNOW
A hilarious and cromulent look at a lifetime spent quoting, referencing and learning from The Simpsons. Can an obsessive knowledge of the world's longest running cartoon embiggen one's understanding or is that unpossible?

Contains impersonations, stories, jokes and videos about one of the best TV shows of all time.

It sold out in Perth and got a lovely 4* review ("a must see for all fans of the four fingered family")

Premium Platinum

Yes please have a seat, there is one here just for you. What? Ohhhh, you mean those attachments and the Superglue. Don’t worry about that, everything is ok. The last person to sit here was Neeldy, he loved it.

Allow me to introduce you to our Den Master. Call him Sady if you like. When introduced in a formal sense he is announced as the Marquis de Sade.

Yes, you will be made to sit on that chair for the next 24 hours and watch today’s game, no you won’t be able to close your eyes and sleep, what do you think the Superglue is for, you ******g campaigner.