oh hai napa valley

Perhaps I should apologize in advance of my visit tomorrow. The forecast says there’s an 80% chance of boozy behavior, which means that I am sure to drink white wine (very bad for Barista), sing show tunes and quote Sideways quite a bit.

Please note that I have no plans to return in the next few years, and that I do not intend for your grape vines to suffer permanent damage.

For what it’s worth, the potential for lasting damage to my reputation remains unclear.

Say What?

Want advice from the Barista or The Lone Wolf? Email cafedarkness@gmail.com and see your answers featured on the site. We promise to respect your privacy, but make no guarantee that you will find our opinions helpful or in compliance with local ordinances.