Why Hello, Reese Witherspoon In Heels

I make a lot of jokes about Reese Witherspoonbeing pregnant and.. being pregnant. But at the end of the day, she does keep her body in amazing shape for a woman who’s had three kids. (I’m banned from Facebook, aren’t I?) Which is why it’s a shame that she’s already pregnant again. Christ, you can already see the baby stuck to her side in half these shots. That’s a pregnancy. That’s how pregnant works! I have charts, beautiful charts…

“amazing shape for a woman who’s had three kids” Where did this myth come from? Does it exist in other countries? Yes, sadly pregnancy (esp. twins) can give you stretch marks on your stomach, deflated tits and incontinence…but make you fat? Sorry, no. That would be the stuffing your face with goldfish crackers all day.