Archive for the Sophie Monk Category

Here’s a leaked clip of topless scene from some Sophie Monk movie called “The Hills Run Red”. The shit that is clearly shit because it is being distributed straight to DVD and via digital download tomorrow is most likely the final nail in the coffin that is her career.

I also like to think it is part of the reason why she has been running around, showing her nipples in bathing suits and paying off paparazzi to follow her, because anyone who agrees to be in this kind of shit, knows that their career has got to the point of bottom feeding. When the only work you get is low budget horror movies that require you to be naked the end is pretty much already happened and she knows she better fuckin’ act fast on the PR front, and I’m not complaining cuz I like watching the demise mainly because seeing hot chicks struggle after thinking they had the world in their hand is like porn to me, especially when they are half naked during that realization, even if they have sloppy flat asses if the rest of them is decent to look at, but ideally this story ends in in sex tapes. I guess only time will tell….

Sophie Monk released some posed bikini pictures with her nipple exposed. Her quest to fame is getting more and more desperate and that is a good thing because it means more and more nudity.

This is the kind of post that is pretty much hot enough to make my day and I don’t mean make my day in personal celebrity sexual fetish satisfaction, because I hate celebrities, but in terms of posting pictures of celebrities on the internet for idiots who still like reading and seeing pictures of celebrities, because apparently there are still some of you out there. Meaning I don’t have to post anything else today because we’ve got pretty much all we need with Sophie Monk tit.

This post may even be the post of the fuckin’ week since celebrity nudity is drying up almost as fast as Sophie Monk’s career, but before it fully fades into obscurity, she’s willing to pull all kinds of stunts, trying all she can to remind us she is still around, and it is workng because with a dry career comes a wet pussy in effort to lube up opportunities and by opportunity I mean producer cock.

I guess I technically never have to post, it’s not like this is my fucking job or anything, it’s just what I do to remind myself that living my own life is a waste of time when I can post pictures of other assholes who I fucking hate, despite the fact that I’d totally fuck….

Sophie Monk still hasn’t been deported even though I think her time here is up and that her true calling working in the Outback of Australia picking up Kangaroo shit is a much better idea for her, at least based on how shitty her ass looks in these sweatpants, because this mess doesn’t belong on TV. She really looks a whole lot of sloppy and I figure if you’re out wearing sweatpants that on their own make you look like a slob who has given up on life like me, you better have a hot fucking ass to make it seem like it is ok. I’m done with this bitch, send her fuckin’ home….

Everyone likes Sophie Monk. I’m starting to think she looks like some kind of puppet with a rubber face, and not entirely human, but maybe that’s what people are lookin’ for these days, or maybe people just like her because she’s a nice girl with a whole lot of substance, I mean that’s the only explanation why her ex-Fiance would leave her for a vapid little whore with herpes like Paris Hilton, you know cuz Sophie Monk just had some much to offer than dude thought he couldn’t live up to her god-like personalty and shoved his dick into the fuckin’ sewage pipe that is Paris Hilton….or maybe, just maybe Paris Hilton was a step up from this bottom-feeding whore…
I know every post I write about Sophie Monk is about how she got cheated on with Paris Hilton, but I just think that explains a lot about her and why she doesn’t have a fuckin’ career and pays the paparazzi to follow her around to give the illusion that she is famous, you know because she’s got nothing to offer and even Paris Hilton’s got more substance….which says a whole lot about her considering the dead squirrel I saw in an alley had more substance than Paris Hilton because at least the fuckin’ thing could feed a couple homeless dudes…
EIther way, Here she is showing off some leg, but not some pussy, cuz she hasn’t really figured out what we all care about….that’s why she’s barely famous and paying people to leak stories and take pics of her….

Sophie Monk is part of another bullshit scandal that she’s staged to get people talking about her. First it was some stalker bullshit where she’d only walk around with security, when we all know that no one has ever stalked her, not even her ex boyfriends who normally have a hard time getting over their ex girlfriends cuz they were off fucking Paris Hilton, probably playing a real number on her self-esteem, I mean especially coupled with how irrelevant her career is, making most people end it all, you know pack it all in their designger bag and head back home to ghetto suburban life she had in Australia. But I guess she’s giving it one last push and hasn’t given up yet because then she did the whole staged bikini pictures where she hired the paparazzi agency to follow her to the beach where she posed for them, then convinced them to follow her in her everyday life, giving bored bloggers who like something to write about…

Now, she’s dating some Beverly Hills plastic surgeon I am guessing she went to see to perk up her dumpy little ass, or maybe it was to get her flappy Paris Herpes ridden twat tightened up, but shes’ gone on to say that it’s nice to not be with someone in the limelight, as if the Good Charlotte sister was ever in the fuckin’ limelight, and this mother fucker’s apparently got his filmography on his fuckin’ website trying to be the California Playboy he wants to be and I guess what it comes down to is that he’s fuckin’s Sophie Monk and we’re not….

Yesterday, Sophie Monk’s people released a story about how she is being stalked because she’s so desirable in hopes of getting her work, you know making people think she’s got an audience, and today they released some staged pictures of her in a bikini to try to get some more media buzz and I guess that’s a cause I am willing to support, because desparation and eagerness to get naked for exposure is alright with me.

I didn’t have the right to post pictures cuz my site is Ghetto, but I can link to them…

Sophie Monk apparently has a stalker, I call bullshit, because everyone knows that she has herpes, and people with herpes never get stalked, they kinda get drunkenly fucked when people don’t really realize how much of a pain in the ass herpes actually is, because they are drunk, until waking up to pimples on their dick a few weeks later, wondering why they did what the did for only a few minutes of pleasure, unless I guess her stalker has herpes too, which is also possible, cuz I hear stalkers aren’t always the most hygienic or careful people when it comes to sexuality…..Not that I know for a fact that she has herpes, I just like to believe a herpes outbreak is what broke up her engagement to the Good Charlotte sister, its how she found out he cheated on her.

Here she is with her “Bodyguard”. I call bullshit on this and think she’s just trying to get some buzz cuz she can’t get work…you know show the producers how wanted she is by faking a stalker. Pathetic.

I like the idea of Australian chicks, they are marketed as being laid back drinkers with hot bikini bodies, sun damage and open minded about getting fucked after a day of surfing, but with the laid back drinker attitude that is down with fucking randoms all the time, comes risk of herpes, which really isn’t that big of a deal since there’s medication to prevent that shit, but not something I’d ignore if a bitch I was about to fuck without a condom told me she had, because why put yourself thru that kind of headache if you don’t have to and that good news is that Sophie Monk takes out the mystery of her pussy because she has fucked Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds while she was still engaged to him, so her just walking around is like a MeetPeopleWithHerpes ad, without having to go thru the annoying sign up process on their website….so I guess she’s providing us with a service that we should thank her for…

The only reason why this bitch is famous is because she used her vagina proper to get her to the top. Not that she’s at the fucking top, because she’s pretty much unemployed, but she’s doing a lot better than the trash she grew up with in Australia, I’m talking about her mother.

So I guess that’s why she wraps that pussy up to preserve the shit like some kind of mummy or lunch sandwich, or maybe it is to protect the world from the shit, because last time I checked her fiance cheated on her/ left her for Paris Hilton and that can do serious damage to unsuspecting genitals, you know making her camel toe more of a spitting camel toe.

Here are some pictures of Sophie Monk working Russel Simmons and his Adult Lisp in hopes of landing a record deal, because before she was a miserable, horrible, busty actress in shit movies that went straight to DVD, she was winning singing competitions in Australia, something I guess she wants to re-visit here as she realizes all she’s got from Hollywood so far is Paris Hilton’s strain of genital herpes thanks to her cheatin’ ex fiance and I guess it’s good to know a girl can still suck dick to the top and we haven’t lost them all to feminsts.

I used to like Sophie Monk, not on a personal level, because I’ve never met her and never will, but in a I have nothing better to do with my time than post paparzzi pictures and she’s interesting to look at kind of way. But now now she’s older and washed up and I’m assuming broke and desperate, because she’s in paparazzi pics, but more importantly because her lesbian lover the Good Charlotte twin dumped her for Paris Hilton, and nothing is more rock bottom than that shit which would explain the emotional eating body.

There was a time when I would only rent movies with girls in bikinis, because porn wasn’t readily available and I was 16, horny and down to jerk off to some seriously softcore shit. That time is long fuckin’ gone, so I am surprised shit like this is still made, even when it’s starring Sophie Monk, an Australian I wanna fuck….but have been warned to stay away from because she’s insane, an insanity proven in the fact that she was engaged to one of the Good Charlotte sisters….and who got cheated on with Paris Hilton…proving either Paris has serious game, or this bitch is low fuckin’ quality….

Either way watch the clip and try to distract yourself from Amy Poehler’s midsection she’s got exposed, because there’s nothing hot about that…unless maybe you’re a lesbian…because lesbians see past the outside shell and love people with a good sense of humor who can make them laugh….

I remember asking someone who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk if she could let her know I want her to sit on my fuckin face and finger my asshole until I fall asleep, but she told me not to bother giving her any attention because she’s fuckin’ useless, crazy and getting fat.

I think it had more to do with the girl who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk, didn’t want to admit she was talking to some dude from a website because it’s a desperate look, but not as desperate as me trying to get some girl who works for this bitch to tell her I want her to fart in my mouth just so I can taste what that mom ass is bakin’.

Maybe I’m won over cuz I never had a mom, maybe cuz I find something about her hot, maybe it’s cuz she’s accessible, but whatever it is, no matter how fat she gets, I’ll always be willing to hit up an all you can eat buffet with her, as long as it ends in me waking up with the Paris Hilton strain of herpes she has from her fiance fuckin’ around on her….

There’s something pretty magical about watching Sophie Monk riding some weird Mexican donkey themed toy you’d see kids posing with, not because I am into watching kids ride things for sexual pleasure, but because I like Mexican themed shit being riden by hot, busty, hard nippled Australians who ever since moving to America to be with her lame fiance who left her for Paris Hilton’s vile vagina, despite his true feelings that his heart really belonged to his twin brother, are desperate for attention and letting paparazzi agencies do these kinds of low budget photoshoots with her, in hopes someone picks it up. We’re talking a few steps away from a porn career and motherfucker, I’m ready for it cuz I think this bitch has got it going on, despite the bad choices she’s made in choosing cock to put up inside her….

I had these three posts lined up and when looking at the pictures I realized I had nothing interesting to say about these sluts, because they are all pretty fucking irrelevant. One is some Chinese rich kid who has been in Playboy and has managed to have nipple slips at every single event she’s attended and I never really understood why she was even attending the events in the first place.

The other is a washed up child star who is pretending to be a lesbian while addicted to coke, delusional and looking more and more like she’s about to die as the days go on, but her tits manage to stay the same size because I guess they were right all along and she’s got implants, because it really is the only explanation. She’s been in two movies the last 3 years, her career is almost over and I guess she got a sympathy invite to some Oscar party because she’s still got celebrity, despite really only deserving AIDS.

The last is some Aussie with great tits, who has hard nipples, but who can’t be acknowledged as someone I want to fuck because she was engaged to a Good Charlotte brother because I guess in Australia, they were stars and she was a groupie even he didn’t respect enough to not cheat on. Meaning that she wasn’t even good enough for him and lets face it, he’s not really good enough for any vagina, not even fat chick vagina, that said, I’d still fuck her, but I would never respect her and I guess either will Hollywood because I haven’t seen her in anything worth seeing recently, may be a good time to head back to the Outback…but she did have a date with Russell Simmons this past weekend, so who knows…maybe I am wrong about this one…

And here are their pictures, because I am lazy and not gonna let good cropping and uploading go to fucking waste. Enjoy.