And full-on laffs weren’t enough—the strip also offers a cookbook written in the voice of its characters and its own culinary gift set, featuring a signed copy of the book, hot sauce, and an apron.

One tiny warning: Achewood’s creator, Chris Onstad, works with profanity and sass the way another artist might work with oils and canvas. But if you can handle the potty-typing, it’s all downhill from here.