Figure 1. An Ogre, photographed by intrepid
adventurer Brian Drummond, near the top of Goatfell, on the Isle
of Arran, in July, 1996.

[Ed. note: Ogres are not actually indigenous to the Isle, as
far as we know, but all of the ones we could find to poll do
think they could live there fairly happily.]

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