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I'm a full time Mom to a beautiful baby girl born in October of 2005, and beautiful identical twin girls born in March 2008. What have I learned about staying at home? I really don't have time to watch Soap Operas and eat Bon Bon's - I feel completely misled!
I have a total girl crush on Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner and Kate Hudson. There! I said it and I'm not ashamed.

Friday, May 25, 2007

I'm one of those people that always complains about other people on cell phones in public places. Blathering on about the stupid color of their bridesmaids dresses or how their boyfriend just dumped them, and so on. You know the ones. You are trying your best to maneuver around them in the grocery stores, but no matter which way you go, they are in your path, blathering.

I am by nature a fairly loud person, and tonight while I was wandering the aisles of the neighborhood Publix, I subjected the other shoppers to a rant I was having about a "person I know"....

I'm sure everyone around me in the produce section got an earful, me blathering, them shopping. Most likely eaves dropping, just to see if there was any really juicy gossip to hear. There wasn't, which makes the situation so bad. I couldn't even be interesting enough that a stranger would want to listen to my conversation. I'm surprised someone didn't tell me to shut the hell up.

So, for all of those shoppers, I apologize. I promise not to subject anyone else to my personal conversations..... unless of course it's really juicy and I can't wait until naptime to call all of my friends!

My Stalkers

Munchkin Said What?

When I asked what the twins were doing in the other room: "Don't worry Mom, they're playing tag with an alligator, attack of the babies, attack of the babies!!

After spying on the neighbors having a party, she says to me: "Mom let's go crash down their party"

When I told her she couldn't have any more candy because it would make her Dentist sad.. She said "Well, it can just be our little secret"

"Mommy, would you still love me if I was a squishy bug?"

"I don't want a piggy back ride, I want a piggy tummy"

When she noticed that Hubby had shaved his vacation scruff - she said: Daddy, you look like a girl.

Mommy, I wear big girl panties, does daddy wear big boy panties too?

I poop from my butt, and tee-tee from my bum-bum...

Look Mommy! that poop looks like a sloth.

Mommy, you're the best!...... Can I have a chip now?

On the way home from the water park - Munchkin says "I need to poop" I ask her to wait until we get to RM's house. She begins to "toot." We ask her what she is doing and she says " Saying the ABC's with my butt"

At dinner the other night, she announced that she was going to be an Animal Doctor when she grows up... We were impressed and pleased, and then she said.... "Or a fork"