(Apparently I'm a good source for pirated movies and books. And Madea's Family Reunion? Is that even worth the time it takes to find and download and watch it?)

i'm going to punch you in the ovaries

Strippers + Psychology

saugeen stripper name

(It seems that the vast majority of people finding this site through Google are (still) looking for the "Saugeen Stripper". I'm still baffled as to why that was a big deal. Looks like some searchers are more stalker-like than others; sorry to disappoint, but I won't be helping you find out her real name so you can whisper it to your computer screen while you jerk off to my blog.)

And this is my favourite:

mauled by a rhino or fucked by a giraffe

(Now what was the "or" in there intended to mean? Is it part of the search term, like, I want to find a web page about being mauled by a rhino, or a web page about being fucked by a giraffe. Doesn't matter which; either/or. Or is it comparing being mauled by a rhino to being fucked by a giraffe. Ah yes, the eternal conflict between rhino goring and giraffe rape. Which do you prefer? Comment below.)

About Phronk

My name is Mike. Some people call me Phronk. I'm a person, and I live in London, Ontario, Canada. I write a lot, hence the blog, but also do a lot of other stuff, including: eating, reading, watching stuff on screens, sleeping, using web sites, and walking. I have a PhD in psychology, which is why I'm so smart and you have to call me "doctor." I research and analyze technology for a living. Now you know everything about me.