Best part is that when he was a prisoner of war, they tortured him, put salt in his wounds and other f*cked up stuff. One of the things they did was impale his groin with a spear. He now only has one nut to erupt with. Completely true story.

Thanks for the votes/views everyone. I'm enjoying some of these comments too.
Especially the "leftist majority" comments. Those dirty rat bastards and their political agenda. Can't they find some other kind of nut busting to sling mud at for crissake?