Look, I don't want to complain on Fark. But then I wouldn't be a Farker, would I?

This thing was broadcast on eleventy million channels, Youtube, and I'm sure other websites that would try to infect your computer with malware but Fark couldn't get a greenlit thread inplace for a 4 1/2 hour benefit concert?

Really?

There was so much material available to snark on.There was so much material to go "America, Yeah!" to.

Jon Bon Jovi unable and not even willing to try hitting WHOAAH-OH! LIVING ON A PRAYER! Every. Single. Time. (and so help me, after the key change...pure gold).

I heard her introduce Bon Jovi on the radio without knowing that it actually was her. I though to myself "Geez, that intro sounded like Kristen Stewart was up there talking about something she couldn't give a damn about." I only found out this morning that it was her.

Thankfully Jon Stewart made up for it in spades during his intro to Clapton.

labbal:Look, I don't want to complain on Fark. But then I wouldn't be a Farker, would I?

This thing was broadcast on eleventy million channels, Youtube, and I'm sure other websites that would try to infect your computer with malware but Fark couldn't get a greenlit thread inplace for a 4 1/2 hour benefit concert?

Really?

There was so much material available to snark on.There was so much material to go "America, Yeah!" to.

Jon Bon Jovi unable and not even willing to try hitting WHOAAH-OH! LIVING ON A PRAYER! Every. Single. Time. (and so help me, after the key change...pure gold).

I've found it helps to get your event threads in early, so they're not lost in the shuffle later in the day when there's hundreds of submissions per hour.

Since you don't have TF, you don't see everything submitted between 8 AM and 10 PM. Lots of stuff gets lost in the shuffle. Hell, sometimes even NFL threads get greened after gametime because they get lost in the daytime queue.

So remember, treat it like a Chicago election... submit early, submit often.

/oh, and Kristen Stewart would no-sell a dick in the ass with no lube.

saw about 2 minutes of it last night. Just bad timing I guess. About 20 old guys I didn't recognise in black t-shirts giving each other really awkward hugs and an embarrassing collective bow. I didn't stick around for any more, I figured the benefit concert circuit must be a little too crowded lately.

FTA: She talked of the New Jersey town of Hoboken, and how almost half the town were badly affected.Then Stewart said that there were 37 billion affected across New Jersey in total but pointed out that it's hard to put human faces to such numbers.

37 billion what? Pigeons? The state has a population of just under 9 million.

In my experience, women who have no voluntary control of their facial muscles, the ones with slack, limp faces, are absolutely terrible in the sack, because the lack of muscle tone extends to everywhere in their bodies.

So, while she might be kinda pretty in some photos, particularly the somber ones where she doesn't have to emote anything more complex than a marijuana buzz, she's not SEXY because she can't smile or laugh or cry properly. She's got a doll's face. She is literally the personification of the uncanny valley property of synthetic life. Kristen Stewart is the reason Cherry 2000 will never be built, and if it were, you'd die on the inside while screwing her.

Wise_Guy:FTA: She talked of the New Jersey town of Hoboken, and how almost half the town were badly affected.Then Stewart said that there were 37 billion affected across New Jersey in total but pointed out that it's hard to put human faces to such numbers.

37 billion what? Pigeons? The state has a population of just under 9 million.

Someone should also inform her the Earth's population is only around 7 billion, so it's amazing that the entire population of the earth times five were all in New Jersey during the hurricane.

saw about 2 minutes of it last night. Just bad timing I guess. About 20 old guys I didn't recognise in black t-shirts giving each other really awkward hugs and an embarrassing collective bow. I didn't stick around for any more, I figured the benefit concert circuit must be a little too crowded lately.

saw about 2 minutes of it last night. Just bad timing I guess. About 20 old guys I didn't recognise in black t-shirts giving each other really awkward hugs and an embarrassing collective bow. I didn't stick around for any more, I figured the benefit concert circuit must be a little too crowded lately.

FirstNationalBastard:labbal: Look, I don't want to complain on Fark. But then I wouldn't be a Farker, would I?

This thing was broadcast on eleventy million channels, Youtube, and I'm sure other websites that would try to infect your computer with malware but Fark couldn't get a greenlit thread inplace for a 4 1/2 hour benefit concert?

Really?

There was so much material available to snark on.There was so much material to go "America, Yeah!" to.

Jon Bon Jovi unable and not even willing to try hitting WHOAAH-OH! LIVING ON A PRAYER! Every. Single. Time. (and so help me, after the key change...pure gold).

I've found it helps to get your event threads in early, so they're not lost in the shuffle later in the day when there's hundreds of submissions per hour.

Since you don't have TF, you don't see everything submitted between 8 AM and 10 PM. Lots of stuff gets lost in the shuffle. Hell, sometimes even NFL threads get greened after gametime because they get lost in the daytime queue.

So remember, treat it like a Chicago election... submit early, submit often.

/oh, and Kristen Stewart would no-sell a dick in the ass with no lube.

I suppose here is where I reveal I didn't submit a thread at all, which is like NOT voting in a Chicago election... :/Still, I would have thought other like-minded cynics would have appreciated having a thread and would have submitted.Ah well.

saw about 2 minutes of it last night. Just bad timing I guess. About 20 old guys I didn't recognise in black t-shirts giving each other really awkward hugs and an embarrassing collective bow. I didn't stick around for any more, I figured the benefit concert circuit must be a little too crowded lately.

labbal:Look, I don't want to complain on Fark. But then I wouldn't be a Farker, would I?

This thing was broadcast on eleventy million channels, Youtube, and I'm sure other websites that would try to infect your computer with malware but Fark couldn't get a greenlit thread inplace for a 4 1/2 hour benefit concert?

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Was it scheduled to run 4 1/2 hours? Because it ran almost 6. I had it on all night, wasn't glued to the TV but I thought they did a pretty good job. Most of the acts brought their A game. IMO.

saw about 2 minutes of it last night. Just bad timing I guess. About 20 old guys I didn't recognise in black t-shirts giving each other really awkward hugs and an embarrassing collective bow. I didn't stick around for any more, I figured the benefit concert circuit must be a little too crowded lately.

That was Roger Waters, Eddie Vedder and the band, Dumbassnumber6.

I don't know Roger Waters to look at him, never cared about Pearl Jam, and didn't spot Robbie Robertson. Sorry.

labbal:Look, I don't want to complain on Fark. But then I wouldn't be a Farker, would I?

This thing was broadcast on eleventy million channels, Youtube, and I'm sure other websites that would try to infect your computer with malware but Fark couldn't get a greenlit thread inplace for a 4 1/2 hour benefit concert?

Really?

There was so much material available to snark on.There was so much material to go "America, Yeah!" to.

Jon Bon Jovi unable and not even willing to try hitting WHOAAH-OH! LIVING ON A PRAYER! Every. Single. Time. (and so help me, after the key change...pure gold).