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Dan Mahoney

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I'm originally from Buffalo, NY which doesn't mean I'm used to the cold, it justs means I'm skilled at bitching about it. I am a stand-up comedian because I'm not good at administrative tasks. When not on stage making you grab your sides, you can find me at the gym doing chest and arms every other day or at the beach looking for change without a metal detector. I keep pretty busy between my stunt work and bounty hunting. When I have time, I read to the elderly at retirement homes and school children...at school. I take life extremely seriously and can't stand deep people. I believe life is too long to take chances. Play it safe because that's a long time to live with a big F*..@ up. I hate negative people, liver and mosquitos. If you have cats then I'm the man for you. I can get rid of them for you.