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This week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys is all about the size of things, whether it be walrus cocks, bear cocks, moose cocks, MC Hammer’s cock, or the known universe. And you can listen to the audio version of this shit show absolutely free on iTunes and Libsyn!

Aside from the size of various cocks, the Boys also discuss Ricky’s greasy methods for garbage disposal and oil changes, and they ponder the possibilities of remote-control birth control.

PLUS: What the fuck is a Coney Hatch?

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While they are on the topic of the universe, Ricky wonders if Neil Armstrong had any immigration issues when he went to the moon. Ricky also delves into his dirty fucking methods for oil changes and waste disposal.

PLUS: What would make fried chicken better? Cocaine, that’s what!

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JP, Mike, and Robb are in a smokeless Mailbag tent (the episode is called “Edibles” – get it… they’re still high as fuck), and the “Help Us Decorate Sunnyvale” contest is in full swing! The Boys are looking for some shit to help decorate the set of Season 12, and they definitely received some contenders in this round, including a DECENT kitty wall-hanging, a houndstooth snuggie, and a Lahey-sized flask!

But it was a cock-sized poster tube filled with many tiny mini-cocks that caught the most attention!

Remember – the Season 12 decoration contest ends on May 31st, so get your shit in the mail ASAP! Click here for details. You can send your shit to the Mailbag at: