We cannot sit idly by and watch the greatest PR disaster of our time unfold without passing comment. We have therefore acquired SPECIAL DISPENSATION for a one-off commemorative update celebrating Sony’s latest global crisis.

Obviously we are not savages. We feel a small pang of pity for those 77 million PlayStation Network users about to find their credit card and password details up on The Pirate Bay in a convenient multi-part RAR file…

…but that small, annoying pang of humanity is easily eclipsed by the MASSIVE FEELINGS OF JOY that come from seeing Sony’s already damaged reputation SPREAD TO THE FOUR WINDS across ALL MEDIA OUTLETS. Even the ones for women.

Anyway. That’s it. Just had a few capital letters building up and it was either put them up here or start shouting at the wife. Carry on with your lives.

And reminded me that UK:R is another place I need to change my password because I’ve know idea what I entered on that PS3 I owned for all of a month. Otherwise some hacker might steal my account and write something that’s actually funny in a thread that no-one reads but I insist on commenting in because I am clinging to the past.

And I’ve no idea how I managed to substitute “no” for “know” in that last comment but hopefully if I mention it while Sony is flailing around in a media panic then it will go unnoticed, like so many other minor cockups I expect to be announced while no-one is paying attention.

For crying out loud, if you’re going to come back from the dead every time Sony does something stunningly inept that seems to be a kick in the teeth for even their most loyal fans, you might as well not bothering to stop updating.