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I just remembered that a friend dared me to eat maple leaves…I actually did it XD

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Playing temple run on a high playground.. I fell off the highest part on my head and hurt my side as well. Passed out for a few. My friend thought I was joking, then thought I was dead. Then my worst enemies took me to the clinic. Then those worst enemies only 1/2 is my best friend.

Not watching where I was going (reading a book while walking) so I tripped and fell into someone's car =_=

I was once riding a bike and looking at something on the side of the road when I ran into a parked car (I'm always reminded of the 'yo mama's so stupid she ran into a parked car' thing). I can't help but laugh, because I picture it from the viewpoint of someone watching from their house, and it looks funny.

Originally Posted by Endolise

I think the dumbest thing I've ever done is a toss-up between using a butterknife to try and get a Toaster Strudel out of a toaster and trying to fix a plastic marble launcher with my mouth, while it was loaded, with the barrel pointing toward my throat.

How'd that stuff turn out?

Originally Posted by ansem the wise

I just remembered that a friend dared me to eat maple leaves…I actually did it XD

Did they they taste like maple syrup :P

Not sure if I can bringing this up, since it wasn't me but once, after we returned to class after lunch, one of my classmates had an odd look on his face and seemed in pain. I later heard he'd been dared to sort a line of salt (like cocaine), which he apparently did.

I'm looking for a Serperior named Serpedera. It'll be at lvl 98 or above. If you happen to have such a pokemon please PM me.

i remember looking everywhere for mah 20 dollars and eventually finding it in my pocket. and sometimes my parents ask me to get something,and when i leave the room i forget what they wanted me to get xD..........

I could go on and on and on.. But one thing that comes to mind is this one time, my cousins were fighting each other, and stupid me got between them. They were unharmed, I walked away with a black eye.

I headbutted a girl I liked by accident when I was 12, right after asking her out. Good times..

Speaking of violence........I once laughed at someone who kicked a bike rack and he fell over, he got up said HEY, you think that's funny" then he punched my lip, I took it like a man and was the bigger man I walked away before I wanted to kill him and I was such a wimp I walked away before I started crying

In grade 8 (and during junior high) I was kinda awkward and quiet. Anyhow, I had to go for some sorta appointment so I got called to the office and go figure my desk is riiiight at the very end of the classroom, in the front, on the opposite side of where the door is. Not to mention the overhead projector is right in that corner (by the side of the room opposite to the door close to where i was sitting).

So yeah, it's on so everyone is looking up at it and taking notes. My binders were HUUUGE so I couldn't see anything below me so I was walking and of course some loser has a water bottle or something under their desk that had rolled out and I didn't see it, stepped on it and fell onto my knees. In front of everyone. I quickly got up and walked out of the room and heard everybody start laughing after. Oh god I was so embarrassed but I tried controlling my laughter too. It also really hurt 'cause I had chains on my pants where the knees were.. lol.

Another stupid thing was in grade 5, I don't know how but me and a friend were messing around during lunch and I ended up with a pencil stabbed into my hand. I had to get a tetnis shot and blood was pouring out of my palm. You can still see a small dark mark that looks like led underneath my skin where it happened. FLmgelkgelheg I hate thinking about it.

I'm sure I've done many more much stupider things but I just an't think of them right now. I'll get back to you on them.

What a trooper. First time i got drunk was with vodka, drank half of it. 10 minutes later i wake up in a car at 8 in the morning not knowing how i got there and couldnt see a damn thing even WITH my glasses. Apparently I also vomited all my insides.

Props.

Dumbest thing....Ah

Cant think of THE dumbest thing, but i recall in summer school after 11th grade I was in the bathroom with some friends and this roach came out of nowhere, right on top of the tubes of the urinal. I got a piece of paper and slapped it to the floor. Us being your typical sadistic high school dudes we kicked it around a few times and out of the bath room. We had a good time until some old lady came out of no where, stepped on it and told us to go back to class. As we walked back up the stairs one of my friends told me to call her a certain obscene expletive. Me being the impressionable idiot I am, i meant to utter it under my breath but it came out just a little to loud. Needless to say we were in our classroom faster than speedy freakin gonzales.

In grade 8 (and during junior high) I was kinda awkward and quiet. Anyhow, I had to go for some sorta appointment so I got called to the office and go figure my desk is riiiight at the very end of the classroom, in the front, on the opposite side of where the door is. Not to mention the overhead projector is right in that corner (by the side of the room opposite to the door close to where i was sitting).

So yeah, it's on so everyone is looking up at it and taking notes. My binders were HUUUGE so I couldn't see anything below me so I was walking and of course some loser has a water bottle or something under their desk that had rolled out and I didn't see it, stepped on it and fell onto my knees. In front of everyone. I quickly got up and walked out of the room and heard everybody start laughing after. Oh god I was so embarrassed but I tried controlling my laughter too. It also really hurt 'cause I had chains on my pants where the knees were.. lol.

Another stupid thing was in grade 5, I don't know how but me and a friend were messing around during lunch and I ended up with a pencil stabbed into my hand. I had to get a tetnis shot and blood was pouring out of my palm. You can still see a small dark mark that looks like led underneath my skin where it happened. FLmgelkgelheg I hate thinking about it.

I'm sure I've done many more much stupider things but I just an't think of them right now. I'll get back to you on them.

Ouch falling on chains and a pencil to the palm ouch, I was stabbed in the arm with a pencil by some stupid kid in my math class in grade 9 I still have the mark 3 years later

I remember I once was with a kid who was playing in the street, I saw a car coming by, so I grabbed him and tackled him to the front of his yard, then I saw the car pull into a driveway -_- I felt so stupid

Just the other day I turned left on a red light because for some reason I thought it was still green and not only did I barely miss hitting a car, but there was a police car parked in a parking spot of a building on the road I turned onto. I got REALLY lucky and the police was inside and not in his car