If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food
will swim by, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out
of the year, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the
middle of his forehead, you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Saskatchewan.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Saskatchewanian when:

1. "Vacation" means going South past Regina for the
weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than
once
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
then back again.
5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching
6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.
7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filledwith snow.
8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction.
9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer
next to your blue spruce.
10. Down South to you means Regina ...
11. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward
them to all your Saskatchewan friends