Both sources of inspiration are colorful, and shiny, and new, and most definitely glossy — but neither brings to mind something we'd want to wear seven days in a row. Because even though the Bieber color's fun and the Burlesque colors are perfectly on trend for fall, there's one huge problem. Anytime you wear a polish that pretty you're peppered with, "Oooh what nail polish is that?"

Is this the kind of time you boast about it's Bieber-meets-Cher origins like it's the new vintage? Or do you lie and say, "Oh, it's an unreleased Chanel?"