domestic animals

As a kitten, even though she had exceptional night vision, Lola's mother said that if she went outside at night she could be eaten by owls. Now, at 13 lbs, with owls less than half that, Lola wondered if she should turn the tables. "What did owl taste like?" she wondered . . .

When Cynthia's friends told her that her expensive pyramid-marketing-scheme "Face Renewer" wasn't working, she said it was a work in progress. And besides, as her mother said, "Pretty is as pretty does . . . '

Purrrrrrfect, also known as Scat Cat, heard that over 20 wannabe politicians had announced their intent to run for president next election in 2020. The local party chairman told her she was too young, although she was 21 in cat years. They did offer to back her for a run as dog catcher; she declined . . .