PLUMS! Plums, letís not talk about this list of christmas stuff that Iíve left until itís too late. Thatíll make me feel bad. Letís also not talk about how even though I havenít reviewed everything (Iím lazy), Iíve read just about everything on your AP.

I swear everything you write is just pure gold, even crackfics. I have so many feels right now! Like I know this is so troped up. I know. That doesn't make me love it any less.

I donít even care about the terrible names. I donít. Iím just happy to read your dialogue. Poor Al and his daily brooding. Do you think he pencils it into his schedule or?? "The loins of the Savior." I'm literally dying. No, not figuratively, no not abusing the word literally. I nearly choked on my cereal and itís 100% because of you. Iíd die in the name of your beautiful writing though.

Malfoy is legit perfect. Like holy guacamole youíve caught the essence of everything that poor Scorpius is subjected to by fanfic writers. Or poor baby vampire fledgling.

ďAngst is so difficult to look past so he needs a girl that will be willing to forget her social life for him.Ē Who even has time for that.

ďShe's even reading a book. A book!Ē Well no one can really blame him them. It must be love.

Iím dying about the whole literal dying bit. Oh my, heís so over the top itís beautiful.

ďfeel their loins burst into flames at the sight of each other.Ē is that what itís supposed to do? I think they should get that checked out.

Did I mention how much I love your dialogue? "You probably should do that. It's a lot nicer than your real name." I so love your dialogue.

Iím just imagining what exactly Claw Territory would be and I can see like a bunch of angry fellow nerds in the library suddenly start snapping menacingly in leather jackets if a Slytherin walks in and tries to check out a book.

ďMatty shifts and Al sees the two fingers crossed behind his back.Ē Wow. What a baddie.

The concussion line was amazing and I want that to be a staple in every fic ever now. Make it so.

Yes it was terrible. But it was also amazing. Like the Big Lebowski. A cult classic even though yikes.

Author's Response: FIRST OF ALL, CAN I JUST SAY THAT I WAS LEGIT NEARLY FINISHED WITH MY REPLY WHEN I HIT THE BACKSPACE BUTTON AND IT WENT OFF THE PAGE KMNN FUIGHIUNHKJTH R

Anyways...

Yeah, lol, don't worry about the review thing. I am actually awful at leaving reviews and responding to them - as you can see by this unforgivably late reply. You know what, just throw me off a cliff. I have a cold and it sounds much better than sneezing my head off and it will teach me to leave my replies so bloody late.

Yeah, Al is so ott. I loved writing him as this supposedly brooding, angsty Slytherin bad boy who turns out to be the most melodramatic git in the universe. Gosh, no wonder Liadenaril turned him down at first. He deserves to be in one of the books she reads.

Of course, seeing as how he is THE BANE of her EXISTENCE, she'd probably storm off if he was.

"I'm just imagining what exactly Claw Territory would be and I can see like a bunch of angry fellow nerds in the library suddenly start snapping menacingly in leather jackets if a Slytherin walks in and tries to check out a book." Omg Paula XD I can't stop laughing and picturing a musical number worthy of being in Grease. XD

Bloody brilliant!!! The only criticism I have is the omission of a sexy lopsided smile.

By the way, I can raise one eyebrow at a time, but just my left one

Author's Response: Hey!

First of all, YOU'RE SO LUCKY. I HAVE TRIED TO RAISE ONE EYEBROW AT A TIME BUT IT HAS BEEN IN VAIN. I don't have these mad skillz.

Second of all, I'm really glad you enjoyed this! It was loads of fun to write because I was essentially taking the mick out of 12 year old me and my interests in fanfiction, but you're right. I forgot the bloody lopsided smile. Damn it.

"First of all, you're*. Second of all, think of better insults," he smirks. Mostly because he knows it's infuriating.

THIS IS THE BEST PART, OMG! Liadenaril, what an awesome name, and the frick frack knick knack paddy whack 1960's Cadillac! I can't even!

*falls over, dies laughing*

I don't need a spoon, I just need to read this again and be happy. Oooo, have you ever read justonemorefic's ect., ect. (and life goes on) ? Because this whole thing reminds me of a scene in chapter 16. XD

THANK YOU!

-Liz

Author's Response: SUCH A LATE RESPONSE BUT HEY

Omg Liz, how have I not responded to this sooner. I mean, I managed to make your husband wonder whether you're certifiably insane which is obviously great news.

But no seriously, I can't stop smiling (I am so glad no one is in the room to ask why I'm being such a creep).

The "you're*" line seems to be such a big hit and it was completely spontaneous haha! By this point, I was just going with the flow and never have I been happier with it.

Matty Matthew growls. "Your in 'Claw territory now, Potty."
"First of all, you're*. -- THIS IS THE BEST QUOTE FROM THE STORY. OR IN FACT ANY STORY I HAVE EVER SEEN. I like actually guffawed out loud at this. Yes, guffawed.

The fingers crossed being such a plot point XD HAhaha, I just can't with this story.

his eyes are closed so it's dark and he thinks he's looking at his soul. This is so brilliant

cashew eyes :P She's really a nut, isn't she. Ahaha.

Plums, this was BRILLIANT, thank you for writing such a wonderfully horrible story and sharing it with the world. I'm not sure whether it should be awarded an Outstanding or Troll. I think probably just "Outstanding Troll."

Author's Response: ANGSTY SILENCES POTTER

THAT'S ACTUAL GOLD. I SHOULD'VE SHOVED THAT INTO THE STORY, I'M CRYING

Haha, yeah, I am sooo done with fics that have the girl abandon her life for her boyfriend. Like. Seriously. What a great message. So inspiring!

I AM SO RIDICULOUSLY PROUD OF THAT LINE AND I DON'T CARE IF THAT MAKES ME BIG HEADED AS HELL. THAT IS GOING ON MY GRAVESTONE.

Fingers being crossed is a serious thing okay

It's just wrong.

*insert ed miliband vine*

Thank you for managing to actually get through this fic! And for having enough brain cells left after that torture to review it too.