Beast 4:Dragon FryNature: Ecuadorian tube lipped nectar batSize: 15' (Long) 22' (Wingspan)Weight: 1.5 tonsA giant insect predator of the Devonian age, brought back to life by some smarty-pants scientist who never watches movies. The fossil record did not reveal that the Dragon Fry prefers its meat cooked, and that it spews a limitless stream of napalm. Airborne, highly maneuverable, with strong, reinforced wings. Very aggressive.

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Beast 5:RaptileNature: IguanaSize: 6'7" (Tall) 10' (Long)Weight: 500 lbsThe rapping reptile of crime, the lizzard blizzard of rhymes. Wears lots of gold jewelry. Will light you up with a lyric, then perforate you with his steel (two .50 Desert Eagles). Never seen without bulletproof vest. Beat boxes to lull opponents. Will immobilize wankster foes with the sh*t he spits about their posse, followed by a killing bite from a mouth full of gold teeth. Disrespectful to women (for shame!).

Bo you are truly amazing – these beasts are magnificent.I may be biased but that Vulgon is one good looking brute, I think Kimono and Vulgon would make a cute couple, if they weren’t hell bent on destroying each other.I think when its all over, Necromander will come to a dead-end.

Tragic love…it’s the only kind any story tellers care about! The lovers remain forever young and true.

Raptile is cool (like, really cool) but what chance does he stand against Vulgon?His insults will mean nothing because they will not be based on fact, rendering them illogical and thereby ineffective. Vulgon engulfs Raptile in a ball of flame, melting all the rappers bling, reducing him to a quivering pile of unpimped scales!

Yet again, the circle of death. Which beast beats which beast best, in a rock/paper/scissors round breakdown. Including who has the gumption to break the circle!

Necromander beats Raptile - What is a bullet gonna do against a reanimated corpse? Slow it down, just a touch. And remember, this is magic - blow the brain right up, overruled!Dragon Fry beats Necromander - Conjure conjure conjure... OH no death from above! Vulgon beats Dragon Fly - The sparky Spock takes to the air and uses superior intelligence to foil his high flying peer.Kimono Dragon beats Vulgon - Logic evaporates at the sight of this enchanting creature.Raptile beats Kimono Dragon - As he so eloquently puts it: "B*tches ain't sh*t but hoes and tricks."

So who breaks the cycle? Who is spoiler!?

Necromander - He waits for the Vulgon to fall at the hands of KD, summons his hulking, headless torso, and sends it straight at the Dragon Fry, nullifying his greatest obstacle.