prediction.. Vald and Potter. Dead.. story over.. no book 8... FINISHED!

Now to go to watching E and see how the child actors of H potter crashed and burned and resorted to drugs and sex to try and cope with life and how Herminy will be a porn star. How Harry hit a fat lady at his security guard job, and how Malfoy is directing pictures now that no one wants to see, unless they don't tell any one he had a hand in it, till it's over. Oh and like all RED HEAD child actors, (Danny Bonaduce for example) Ron Weisly has temper flairs, does a reality show where he unloads his frustration with both barrels and ends up in rehab... Just like most of the other child stars before them..

In any case, I almost think that Harry dying is too expected for it to happen. I'm going to stick with what I posted in another Harry Potter thread a little while ago: Vold. and one of Harry's friends die, and Harry becomes the next dark wizard.

Holy crap-that's the composite of my main char's names-Mortimer and Harold. Just for the record-I always thought Harry Potter bit the big one; even in elementary school I knew that young Arthur, Frodo, Boba Fett(before I knew about his dad Jango), Ged, Jen, Bumblebee, the Fonz, or heck, even Jack Tripper could kick his ass AND were more belivable Anyway, just my acid tongue making it's appearance in another lovely poll. Enjoy.

Are you sure this thing's gnome-made? I don't see how I could hurt myself with it.

If Harry doesn't die.. then one of the main characters will. I remember reading somewhere something about that, looooong ago. Rowling has made it clear that the series would have a determined number of books (the last chapter of this last book having been written, more or less, years ago) and that that would be it. No intention of continuing the series...

... nothing says she can't start a parallel series though. From what I've read anyway. *shrugs*

Moonyju wrote:If Harry doesn't die.. then one of the main characters will. I remember reading somewhere something about that, looooong ago. Rowling has made it clear that the series would have a determined number of books (the last chapter of this last book having been written, more or less, years ago) and that that would be it. No intention of continuing the series...

... nothing says she can't start a parallel series though. From what I've read anyway. *shrugs*

She said that there would be no more Harry Potter books, she did however say there might be more Hogwarts books

MasterChamber wrote:prediction.. Vald and Potter. Dead.. story over.. no book 8... FINISHED!

Now to go to watching E and see how the child actors of H potter crashed and burned and resorted to drugs and sex to try and cope with life and how Herminy will be a porn star. How Harry hit a fat lady at his security guard job, and how Malfoy is directing pictures now that no one wants to see, unless they don't tell any one he had a hand in it, till it's over. Oh and like all RED HEAD child actors, (Danny Bonaduce for example) Ron Weisly has temper flairs, does a reality show where he unloads his frustration with both barrels and ends up in rehab... Just like most of the other child stars before them..

Sad.. but true probably predictions.. But Remorsefully entertaining.

You've given this waaay too much thought!

Other sad parodies included the 60s Robin (Burt Ward) becoming a Porn King and that cutsy blonde chick in 'Different Strokes' becoming a porn star before ODing in some sordid motel room.

The thing about Danny Bonadouche is true to form also, as was for most child actors including the Brat Packers from the poo vampire flick with Keifer Sutherland in it 'Lost Boys'. Though the sound track was waay cool.