A semi-autobiographical song, that I hope doesn't get any more autobiographical than it already is. And jeez, they can fix your leg and tell you you need to lose weight, but they can't just zap off a hundred pounds you've been trying to frickin' lose and install some rocket launchers and a WiFi port to make up the difference. What's up with that?

Oh, come on Tom...you don't have it so bad-- Cyborg musicians get ALL of the cute FEMBOTS!

2010-02-23

forestofthedead

Awesome.

2010-02-23

lukeski

I always knew you were an au-TOM-aton! :D Good one Mr. Smith!

2010-02-23

Balder

This is everything a Tom Smith song should be, particularly "awesome."

2010-02-23

Spaff.com

More poignant pithiness from our resident poet.

Incidentally, while I was listening to this, I used a conveniently located magic lever to make myself taller - then shorter -then taller - then shorter - without having to leave the comfort of my desk chair!

2010-02-23

cyberwraith

How can so much cool fit into one song?

2010-02-24

Vintage Dave

All cool, all the time. Great stuff, Tom.
Looking forward to my own bionic future,
Vintage Dave

2010-02-25

antisane

Brilliant!

2010-02-25

Barnside

I agree, It's electric!

2010-02-27

davewhite

Another program opener. Thanks FUMPster superstars!!

2010-02-28

VikThor

Reminds me of the Desert Peach, in the AfterDead. Pfirsich was defined as a cyborg because of knee replacement and artificial heart valve. Great song!

2010-03-04

Arkle

I played this song on today's episode of the Geek of all Trades podcast. http://bit.ly/agqcrL

2010-03-04

filkertom

Kewl -- thanks, Arkle! :)

2010-03-05

djseamus

Briilance once again, Tom. So many great lines in this one. And hey, how much would you want for me to use "Electric Sheep" as a band name?

2010-03-08

batlrar

Wow, awesome concept and brilliant lyrics! I'll have to pass this one around to a bunch of people, for sure.

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