A couple of months ago I was in the computer lab minding my own business and wasting my time reading blogs when suddenly I had this idea to type in ‘Malaysian babes/pretty girls’ in Google’s search box. This out-of-ordinary behavior of mine is due to the lack of girls in my faculty resulting in an overly unbalance guy to girl ratio of about 5:1. I wasn’t thinking well anymore.

So Google came back and gave me some unrelated results, mostly from the likes of Sggirls.com. I clicked on another site, one called exagirl.com. The name’s catchy, no doubt about that. Once I was in it, I was blasted with such an overwhelming dose of pinkness I was knocked out of my chair and fell flat on my ass. Damnation, the hue was the most ugly shade of pink imaginable – sorta like the one you can find on a Teletubbies character.

I thought fine, forget about the site’s color massacre, what’s important is the content (which in my case means loads of pretty girl pics). I was getting quite excited at this point from seeing all the small thumbnails, each promising infinite amount of eye-candy pleasure. The only thought in my head at that time was ‘Damn why didn’t anyone come up with such brilliant idea of grouping all pretty Malaysian girls for the benefit of the masses?’. They even had the idea of giving us a chance to vote for the girls to determine which one’s the most highly rated. Brilliant. Or so I thought.

Eagerly, I clicked on one of the thumbnails and THIS is what I got:

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Like wtf? Where’s the prettiness? I mean, I’m not putting this girl down. Far from that. In fact, she could be considered quite ok if you somehow bumped into her at the streets. But pretty? Pretty enough to wear the honorable title of ‘Malaysian Pretty Girl’? Erm…

Thinking that this must be some kind of fluke or maybe the the webmaster was too drunk when he was posting up the pictures, I decided to give it another shot. So I clicked on another picture:

GASP! It seams that the QC department is sleeping on their asses and decided to let just about anyone become Malaysian Pretty Girl. I don’t want to sound like an ass who thinks with his dick, but seriously, when you buy a magazine titled Beautiful Sports Car you do expect to see copious amounts of exotic four-wheeled sexy machines right? What will you feel if you get this instead:

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Ripped off. That’s exactly how I felt.

But no, the disaster didn’t end there:

That picture of her with two oranges placed near her boobs and those thick 1 inch make up reminded me of girls I saw in Phuket. Except that those girls happen to have penises (i.e: transvestites, for the innocent ones). One more thing, cut it out with those poses. You’re not a porn star. Or are you?

You think that’s the end? Think again,

Hey Jojo, the picture on the bottom right would be good for your resume when you apply for a job as a STRIPPER.

To be fair, most of the girls didn’t actually applied to be in that site. Maybe some did, but the majority of them actualy ended up there due to the unscrupulous greed of the webmaster who plucked the pictures from friendster or blogs and posted them up without the owner’s consent.

The only thing that turd had in his mine when he posted up those pictures was probably the money he’ll get from all the advertisements pasted all over his fugly site. I hate this kind of spineless ass capitalizing on other people’s properties and pictures for the benefit of his own greedy self. If you want to do this kinda thing, please ask permission from the girls and make sure only those who deserves to be Malaysian pretty girl gets in.

Because it’s the right thing to do 😉

I doubt some of the girls are really Malaysian. Take Azuki here for example; who can actually confirm that she’s from PJ? Nobody right? In fact she could be from China for all I know. But obviously the site wants us to believe that they are Malaysians for the sake of getting more traffic to his site and hence more money. And what’s with deleting all the constructive criticisms, scared it will reveal the truth and tarnish your site? Loser.

To be fair, there are SOME gems in there. Here’s a few who I think rightfully wears the Malaysian Pretty Girl crown (assuming that they are Malaysian):

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Hmm… she might be a Malaysian if you look at the bottom middle picture, there’s a girl wearing a tudung at the back. Where else can you find people wearing that? Oh ya I forgot, there’s Indonesia, Brunei, Singapore and south of Thailand. Silly me.

Alright now that I have lambasted the site owner, assuming that I were to come up with a site like that, this is how I would set the criteria. The girls would look like this:

In no particular order:

That’s what I’m talking about!

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A hot bod is not necessary but welcomed nonetheless.

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Obviously I have to include my all-time favorite, Leah Dizon. Man, I could do a whole post just on her but for the benefit of my horny male readers I’ve decided to fit all her pictures here. See, I’m a very generous person. You happy, I happy.

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Don’t be fooled though, Leah’s not a Japanese as most would like to think so although she does speak the language. More info of her here. She’s a race queen from the US who has now shifted her career to Japan.

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She looks gorgeous from the front…

The back… I hope my female readers wont start getting envious bored from this point onwards. But let’s admit it, even girls like to look at pretty girls. If not Cleo, Her World and all those other woman mags would have otherwise be filled with ugly chicks, am I right or AM I RIGHT?

The side…

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When she’s singing…

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Heck, she looks good even when she’s just sitting and doing nothing.

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Up, close…

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Even closer.

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Now that’s my definition of a megababe.

This post is dedicated to The Snark who has since stopped blogging actively. Man, I miss his Girl Fridays.

Natashasaid,

first things first, did you get their permission to post their picture in your blog?
if you didn’t, you are just another crook.
i am sure you have a very beautiful girlfriend or wife.
from my point of view, all the girls are rather attractive despite your critics.
roses will fade.