Suffice it to say that we are up to our second of three installments in our Star Wars Limerick epic. So without further complaints about being subjected to still more of this, we now proudly present, in both haiku and limerick form, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back

Seek out Yoda, you will

Rescue your friends, you will try

Learn grammar, you will not

Yes Brain, but if I marry Pippy Longstocking, what will the children look like?

On Dagobah, Luke learned about living.
“I love you.” “I know.”, began Leia’s grievingFinding out Vader’s his dad
Almost drove poor Luke mad.
And it makes for an awkward Thanksgiving.

We hope you enjoyed this trashing of two literary forms and beloved film.
Now i just need to figure out how to end this…

I must, must MUST quit telling you I love you. You’ll begin to think bad ass nasty things about JOTS. Not Not NOT, please. Just think you are funnier and wittier than everyone I know…and don’t know. I’m done….and will begin to look for a life. Maybe even today.

Masterpieces all, they are! An awkward Thanksgiving! That’s for sure! And anybody that will even attempt a haiku using the language of Yoda has my vote! Even if you’re not running for anything thing, I’m voting for you anyway!!

I stole that line from Pinky and the Brain, L&L. It was just too good to not use.

As long as you don’t write an email asking me to help smuggle out the fortune of your poor Uncle who passed away in the fight at the Imperial Senate or the destruction of Alderaan, I don’t think WP will block you…