You think maybe the bottle of booze he was drinking ON THE RED CARPET might - just might - have had something to do with his boorish behavior?

Yes, thank you, Kanye, for your object lesson to the youth of America on why drinking before major events isn't probably such a swell plan. It gets you apologizing frantically in front of America on Jay Leno, for one thing. (see also, Hugh Grant)

Thank goodness, Beyonce has more class in her pinky finger than Kanye has in his whole body.

Speaking of class...

RIP Patrick Swayze. I hope they dedicate the Red Dawn remake to you. That movie is really close to my 12 year old heart and proto-fanfic urges. I still remember imagining all sorts of deliciously Mary Sue situations with my own resistance cell because of that movie.

I thought it was a brilliant example of how self important today's population is becoming. In the words of Tyler Durden, 'you are not a beautiful or unique snowflake', and it's not all about you, Kanye.