He was stoned 24/7, especially in his porn scenes. Hailing from Alabama, Michaels was intellectually impaired, which caused him to date a quadroon affirmative action poster child. However, he fucked other guys in porn, and the negroid boyfriend didn't mind since he had already given Michaels the AIDS. Michaels had a criminal record for ASSault-related charges, likely due to his connections to the nigga community. He sometimes even dressed and behaved like a coon, likely due to penis envy.

On December 12, 2009, at approximately 2a.m., police responded to a disturbance call, placed because Michaels was fighting with a lady friend over hair extensions. When the cops arrived, Michaels knew he would end up getting fucked in the ass for a long time in prison if they caught him with weed due to his prior convictions and it being fucking Florida. Thus, he boldly decided to swallow a bag of weed.

Police came in and tried to handcuff him but he chimped the fuck out, even though he was choking on the bag of weed caught in his esophagus. So they tasered him for the lulz. After failed attempts to perform the Heimlich maneuver (which likely could have crushed the faggot's frame), Michaels died due to asphyxiation from a bag of weed he swallowed. Next time a liberal tries to argue with you saying marijuana is the only drug that doesn't cause death, show them this story. WEED KILLS!

A TV crew was filming a police reality show gay porn vid at the scene and captured the hullabaloo. Was it really suicide, or an Illuminati murder committed due to the evil homophobia? We will never know; though no known Jews were at the scene, so it's entirely plausible that Jews did Dustin Michaels.

The local sheriff later announced his pride in the officers' successful film debut.

“It’s a tragic hilarious situation for our officers,” said Sheriff Frank McKeithen, and “a tragic HIGHlarious situation for this young man and his family!”