Johnny Clipboard was fined $12,000 for flipping off the Washington bench on Monday. Word on the street is that Manziel, in a fit of rage, expelled the Drinking Swan from his entourage for saying to him, “But everybody likes birds.” No word on when the quarterback was going to sit down with Peter King to apologize for his transgressions against The Shield.

Continuing the Johnny Sports beat, Browns coach Mike Pettine told Sirius/XM radio this morning the Browns are considering running a Manziel package. Gimmicky packages always sound like a good idea and then you remember you’re preparing for the professional league and not the PAC-12. Slight of hands don’t usually last long at this level.

Former Pittsburgh Steeler Isaac Redman took to Twitter this morning to explain why he is no longer in the league:

What Redman failed to mention in his statement was the team that had contacted him was in fact the Steelers about ten minutes after the Blount and Bell bust.

News that’s not in the AFC North, the Minnesota Vikings are adding another $19 million dollars to the budget of their new stadium, bringing the cost of construction to just over a billion dollars. The money will go to opening the massive glass doors. How do you start construction without a way to open the doors? Did they plan on letting Vikings fans in or where they going to have to tunnel in like golden gophers?

Staying in Buffalo, rumour — see? we can be ready for a Toronto move — has it Jon Bon Jovi’s bid is falling apart because he’s not rich enough to be the controlling 30% owner. Seeing, rocking a million faces and “30 Rock” cameos don’t pay what they used to. Maybe he shouldn’t have blown all his cowboy money on lapel pins from Express in the 1980s.

Buffalo Bills training camp has been going on since July 20th, and he still has these guys wearing full pads at practice. Way to toughen them up, coach. I’m sure it’ll pay dividends down the road. Just like with the two-time reigning super-bowl champion Tampa Bay Bucs and their coach, the not at all incompetent and totally still employed in the league head coach, Greg Schiano.

I know a person shouldn’t be emotionally connected to inanimate objects, but my heart goes out for the chair PK is sitting in, knowing good and well it was bombarded by muffled coffee farts and the crushing weight of a poorly exercised ass.