The highly detailed newsletter says that you can pick up a free gloss at any American Apparel retail location and er, that’s it. These usually cost £10 each so if I ever get to leave the house again (welcome to motherhood) I will definitely pick one up, if I don’t get stared down by the lycra clad hipster staff.

I like the ones with the dumbest names; Topless (2nd from the left) and Pantytime (5th from the left).

Are you going to pick up one of these babies? Or is it kinda embarrassing going into a store to ask for a freebie then walking straight out again?!