According to law-enforcement sources, a Seattle man was so drunk that he was hospitalized, put in a diaper and later a squad car — urinating all along the way.

Nurses at Harborview Medical Center restrained the man in his hospital bed, but he still managed to urinate all over the floor.

They put an adult diaper on him — then had to call cops when he turned belligerent.

Cops hauled the man to jail — but he urinated in the back of the patrol car.

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A two-pound piglet born without rear legs is mobile thanks to the ingenuity of his Florida owner, who created a “wheely” ingenious contraption to help his pet — Chris P. Bacon — walk.

Len Lucero’s do-it-yourself wheelchair uses toy parts and straps.

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Officials in East Cleveland, Ohio, are scratching their heads after a Postal Service lawyer claimed the agency isn’t responsible for its drivers’ traffic infractions because of “federal immunity” from local laws.