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Bart Simpson Quotes

Milhouse: If it's the blue hair and the schnoz you're digging, I've got plenty more cousins.Bart: Thanks Milhouse, I think I'm gonna steer clear of Van Houtens for awhile.Milhouse: More for me, marrying a cousin worked out great for my parents.

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Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!Homer: D'oh!