Kate Upton Topless On A Swan: Vogue Germany Makes Sexy A Little Too Fancy For Us Common Folk

We’re not trying to tell Vogue Germany what to do here, but when you’ve landed Kate Upton for a photo shoot, you don’t need a bunch of elaborate sets and background dressing. Be real, the work just kind of takes care of itself. Just look at Terry Richardson’s pics with the buxom Sports Illustrated bikini model. It looks like he took them in his mother’s basement! So when we saw that Vogue Germany took the uber fancy route and posed Upton in front of a vintage Ferarri, on the back of a huge swan, and in the feild of some rambling estate, it prompted us to offer some helpful advice to the magazine: You’re overdoing it.