To explain: somehow DarkSider managed to give me 4 karma for a single post. I got four "applaud" votes from him 35 seconds apart! I don't know if it was a glitch in the system, or whether DS has figured out how to hack the board to cirumvent the 6 hour waiting period between applauding another user. Either way, I'm stuck with 3 extra karma points I don't deserve.

So that's where you guys come in: please ding me 3 times so that my karma gets down to where it's supposed to be. If you've never given someone negative karma before, let me tell you, it's a thrill like no other... I know your mouse is hovering over the "boo" button right now... you know you want to!

All I ask is that you post in this thread after you smite me, so people will know to stop after I get the appropriate -3 karma. I am at your mercy!

I swear this is not a trick to discover who my enemies are on this board, so that I can retaliate later!

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

If my karma account is screwed up when I die, I may end up reincarnated as Steven Segall instead of Hugh Hefner!

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

If my karma account is screwed up when I die, I may end up reincarnated as Steven Segall instead of Hugh Hefner!

Did I do bad, George?

No, no, not you--I mean the two guys who gave me POSITIVE karma when I asked for negative! I'm giving you positive karma for giving me negative, but I'm not giving any karma to Doggett and Jack for moving me up when I need to go back down!

Ghouk -- If I ever fall to the Steven Segall level, I hope you'll help get me back up to the Gary Coleman level!

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

I wonder if I got karma votes you meant to give to other well-wishers.

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

So, do you still need smiting, 'cause I'm a pretty good smiter of the smoted.

I need two more boos. Smite away. You are the board's top smiter.

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

I think you should just ask Andrew. I'm sure he could fix the extra karmas. (that is the plural of karma, right?)

I thought this would be more fun for people. Most people never boo anyone at all; here's your chance, with no consequences.

It's really not a big enough deal to ask Andrew to fix it directly. He's got better things to do.

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"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH