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Greetings to all you amazing, brilliant, and fantastic East Bay Broke-Ass Stuart readers! Considering how much of our readership is in the East Bay these days we figured it made sense to expand to having a lot more East Bay coverage. So, we’re looking for an editor to cover Oakland

This post is done in conjunction with The Melt. Wanna support an article on the site? Holler at Alex@BrokeAssStuart.com This is without a doubt one of the coolest things we’ve ever done for our readers. We’ve teamed up with The Melt at 925 Market Street to throw The Greatest Grilled Cheese

I’m a huge fan of the The Sycamore and their sister spot The Willows. Both are great neighborhood spots where you can get a great beer, a yummy bite, play some boardgames, and chill out with your friends. So it is with excitement that I announce that The Sycamore is reopening

Open bar and appetizers paid for by Corporate America await you as Dreamforce 2017 swallows up SoMa and downtown all this week (Nov. 6-9). The world’s largest software conference is also the world’s largest party-crashing opportunity, with oodles of cash-negative startups throwing insanely opulent parties all over our fair city.

This post is sponsored by Citizens Against Broke-Ass Stuart. Apparently Broke-Ass Stuart has started a Patreon page so that the website can be sustainable, and so he pay his writers better, keep supporting progressive causes, and continue creating what he calls “dope shit”. We hear he’s even giving out “rad

Celebrate Thanksgiving with people you actually like…before your actual thanksgiving with people you barely tolerate! I’m teaming up with the fine folks at Laughing Monk Brewery to bring you an amazing day party with bottomless Laughing Monk Beer! Get your tickets here. Your ticket includes: A trump piñata to bang

I’m really excited to announce that I’ve launched a Patreon page. For those of you who’ve never heard of it, Patreon is a membership platform where you can contribute directly to BrokeAssStuart.com and get really cool rewards in return. Some of these fantastic perks include: VIP access to all the events I throw, free t-shirts, and the

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