Archive for the Tits on TV Category

Life would be better if I grew up on TV today…there would be no jerking off to shitty music videos…there would be no jerking off to Oprah or Jerry Springer guests…there would be no jerking off to late night infomercials…the shit on TV is hardcore enough to get down to…and far better than hoping for a better shot of MEL B’s hard nipple….if you know what I mean…

The show is Femme Fatale…never heard of it….the Sex Scenes though, are solid….here are some from the last episode.

Lesbianism is so romantic….so romantic they made a show about it that looks more like masturbation material than something that is on TV….you know because chicks all fucking masturbate to lesbianism…I don’t know if it is cuz porn cock scares them…or if it is cuz porn guys and the way they fuck scares them…or even if they were raped, molested and unable to stomach anything but lesbianism….but I do know that every chick I know jerks off to lesbian porn…making me wonder if the world is all a bunch of fucking dykes…just most girls are scared to jump on board that construction boot wearing train….cuz that would be unfortunate…since all lesbians hate me….and want to chop my dick off in some lesbian tribal ritual…but more importantly cuz all lesbian porn bores me…it is so anti climatic….unless of course it is on the fucking BBC…on TV…cuz that’s not lesbian porn… that is just good TV….

Shameless is a great concept for a show…obviously…not from America….but anothing UK rip off…which doesn’t bother me cuz it’s a story of a drunk, degenerate, with a family he can’t support, cuz he’s too busy drinking, and getting in trouble for his drinking….

THey didn’t pay me to say that…I just fell I can relate to it and I like that finally someone has paved the way for me….like that midget from Gang of Thrones thanked the Little People Big World and the Munchkins from Wizard of Oz for paving the way for him last night…

That said…. TITS ON TV ….is an even better concept…something I need, support, approve of and that I’m happy about…it’s taken years to get here, but we’ve almost broken down the taboo…and humanity can now feel human…by not being subject to censored oppressive content..

There’s a new show called Game of Thrones that I’ve never heard of, but it apparently has tits on TV and that’s something I endorse fully, even if it is disguised in some period piece shit that looks boring to watch, you know full of accents and shit, cuz tits on TV are the gateway to porn on TV and I won’t stop my fight against censorship…I will not rest….until I see live sex on ABC TGIF programming. I’m talking anal, vaginal, oral….all of it with a disclaimer “may be unsuitable for children”….then I will truly believe our nation is in a good place morally….until then…I’ll just endorse the people making the right moves….like these people..

Here’s Laura Wiggins topless in Shameless cuz Shameless is probably the best show on TV that I’ve never seen, but that you should all watch because if you do, they won’t get cancelled and they will get more and more bitches naked on TV, which is something I think is key to a better tomorrow….a world where the media isn’t run by or influenced by the Christians…or whoever decided that Tits don’t belong on TV….but belonged on the internet that became more popular than TV…I say give the people what we want motherfuckers…

Here’s that clip from Shameless and my free advertising for Shameless, cuz I gotta endorse things I believe in…

I like tits on TV. I don’t think it is revolutionary. If anything I think it’s long overdue, cuz all this censorship pisses me off, we should all embrace our primal animal instinct, but for some reason, religion fucked with that, and made sex a bad thing…

But at least the internet is forcing mainstream media to progress, even if mainstream media owns 98 percent of the internet and control 100 percent of the ad dollars.

I like the concept of the show Shameless. I haven’t really seen it. I know it’s another UK made USA rip off, but drunken deadbeat is kinda my thing, so how could it be bad, it’s getting our plight out there…

Either way, shit is uncensored and here are:

Emmy Rossum’s great Tits with Amy Smart talking about being fat when she used to be so skinny while wearing a Bra

And Laura Wiggins….getting down with William H. Macy on some porn site….

These posts don’t really need an intro. You know I like nudity, especially on TV cuz it gives me hope that one day the world will be more laid back about sex, and by world I mean america and my site won’t be considered porn and will just be accepted for what it is…..a horrible waste of time for all parties involved…

Californication and Shameless are the two shows consistently bringing good concept, good stories, or as good as TV gets, so I like to promote them, for free, cuz I’m nice like that, and because I want a job bringing these celebrity bitches coffee…as jerking off in coffee of unsuspecting starlets is porn to me….even when it’s not starlets it is porn to me…don’t leave your coffee unattended next time you’re in Starbucks…

Here’s some tits on TV….cuz I appreciate girls trying to advance their careers by getting naked….

For those of you stupid enough to watch the Academy Awards last night, cuz you think they actually matter, and are more than just some jerk off fest amongst trashy idiots with no real substance, talent, skill or creativity….where you could see them trying to appeal to a younger audience, trying youtube sensation stunts like autotune, or booking two younger idiots to be the host, instead of booking an actual comedian or presenter…having the whole thing remind me of what Hollywood was and where it has become…partially cuz of the internet, and partially cuz these idiots are too money obsessed and disconnected….The only thing good about it was that a British movie won…..cuz it’s just a reminder that America keeps producing commerical, mainstream shit….like Jersey Shore…

Either way….you also missed to two best things coming out of the USA right now, sure one is actually originally british, but still counds as American to me….Shameless and Californication….and here are the tits that were on display in those shows when you were too pre-occupied to realize there’s more to life than celebrities awarding each other in some elitist crap….like these tits on TV…

Some Emmy Rossum Named After the Emmy Award she’s hoping to Win….in some clever naming she’s used to brainwash us into thinking she deserves the shit…in Shameless….

Here’s Luara Wiggins, I don’t know who she is, but she’s young a titty….in Shameless….

Tits on TV is a fucking good thing….Emmy Rossum is also a good thing and these UK turned US shoes could be a good thing…my the Americans are missing the shit…making it some Disneyland pile of shit version that rapes the fucking original…..

I get that these US producers are jumping on the success of The Office, and figure ripping off UK shows will lead to serious success, even if their story lines are 6 years late, but motherfuckers need to hire me to write the shit….cuz I understand drunken deadbeat dads…

Seriously… I am going to start a campaign to get me a writing job on this show, not that I’m not a writer, I just know I’m better than the idiots they hired, and that I can save the shit from the death it is clearly going to have…even though Emmy Rossum is worth masturbating to…unfortunately not enough to save her shit….and here’s her recent nude scene…cuz they’re trying as hard as they can…and this kind of trying is amazing…

I never know if I am going to get busted by the legal team at the networks who put on these shows cuz I post the naked clips from the week…I usually do get hit by them and their dated theories on copyright and that makes no fucking sense to me because if anything this is giving publicity two shows who do TV right by allowing some uncensored shit we want to see and never could see before cable tried to keep up with the internet…sharing is caring motherfuckers…stop being so stingy with the goods.

That said, two of the best shows on TV, other than the Grammy Awards are Californication and Shameless…Two shows that should be hiring me not punishing me….

Here are the tits on TV for the week…

Addison Timlin’s Big Old Tits in Californication…..cuz she know the formula of launching a long lasting career….and that’s Tits get Hits motherfuckers…

I know everyone already watches Dexter, so you’ve probably already seen this bitch’s tits, but I don’t own a TV, so it’s new to me. I’m just glad that things have evolved a bit, it means people are a little less stuck up and Christian, cuz last time I had a TV, you had to watch obscure PBS documentaries that were rare, fashion television on Sunday or the French channel only locals get that run softcore on Saturday nights to get to see tit on TV. It was the 90s and I guess we’ve come a long way, but TV hasn’t got shit on the internet….but I’m still gonna post their tit scene cuz it’s better than I won I shot this weekend staring me….trust me.