Snake Without a Tongue

Except that guy and me. Their conversations are too real. Not to mention when you get close to them they stop talking. The classy hookers sometimes have funny cell phone conversations, but nothing quotable.

Atteez

Not really a quote, but when I'm being shot at by the Merryweather / Marines, I would hear one of them shout: "GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHH" in a really deep voice. It sorta sounds like the Hulk was called to kill you.

TaviColen123

You only say that because of your blatant bias for GTA IV, it's funny how you make fun of people constantly for liking San Andreas and pointing its flaws , which it does have a lot but then turn a blind eye to GTA IV criticism .

GTA-Freak-iX

"Inbred moron" - merryweather (online)
"f*ck me in the ass" always makes me laugh
" this bitch can suck a dick, but her breath stink like sh*t!"
" yesterday I just saw a chick who was dressed exactly like me, can you believe that?" It made me chuckle(don't know why) a bit since some peds have clones who look alike