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WHY IS THE LITTLE MERMAID NOT AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE ANYWHERE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH. WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BUY THE LION KING SO MUCH THAT IT IS SO RAMPANT. I HAVE A RED HEADED NEICE WHO WOULD ENJOY THIS MOVIE VERY MUCH IF I WERE ALLOWED TO BUY IT NOW AND NOT FIVE YEARS FROM NOW IN SOME GODDAMNED ANNIVERSARY PACKAGE. DISNEY, YOU COCKSUCKERS.