A two-line cordless speakerphone? (The cordless part doesn't have to be the speakerphone part.)

Jose

Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

No. According to Grease, it takes fifteen minutes, not fifteen seconds.

An icicle?

Jose

Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

The access-granting-item is right here, but it would take more than fifteen seconds to actually get to the place it grants access to.

An audio-coupled modem?

Jose

Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

No. I am not the Flash. Or Reverse-Flash. Or Earth-2 Flash. Or Earth-3 Flash. Or Zoom. Or Jesse Quick. Or Kid Flash. Or Savitar. Or Quicksilver. Or Johnny Quick. Or Godspeed. Or Black Flash. Or Impulse. Or Speed Demon. Or Inertia. Or Baron Blitzkrieg. Or The Rival.

A rechargeable, portable, auxiliary power source?

Blenders!GENERATION 23: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

I have a bunch of floppy drives in the basement, and some computers with floppies in them. I don't know which ones work, though I know some of them do.

A swimming pool?

Jose

Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

I have all of my old course books right in front of me. I don't know if they would count as "very specific", but I have an introductory book in Model Theory and a thick survey-ish book about the current body of knowledge of Homotopy Type Theory anno 2013. I'd say those are pretty broad, but you be the judge.

Something that you lost or had stolen from you, but is now in your possession again.

If my ham radio plates count, then yes. Alas, they are not on my car, as there was an interruption in registration (long story) and the bureaucracy for getting them properly reassigned is... well... bureaucratic.

A handwritten love letter?

Jose

Order of the Sillies, Honoris Causam - bestowed by charlie_grumbles on NP 859 * OTTscar winner: Wordsmith - bestowed by yappobiscuts and the OTT on NP 1832 * Ecclesiastical Calendar of the Order of the Holy Contradiction * Please help addams if you can. She needs all of us.

I don't think that exists. The opening at the top of bottles is universally round as far as I can find. Some have square caps, but the cap fitting itself is still round. The closest thing I know of is a snapware container, but that shouldn't count.

We have a dish rack in the kitchen that I absolutely despise because the only things you can safely place on it are plates less than 2 centimeters thick overall. Everything else requires an art halfway between building a house of cards and stone balancing.