Tater SaladSimilarly, the commentary on the Invader ZIM DVD's are oftentimes just as funny, if not moreso, than the show itself.

Yes! It's great, and it also makes watching the episodes without the commentary even funnier. Some things I didn't even mention before like the hilarious “Processing..PROCESSING!” Now I always laugh my ass off at that part

I loved the bit of the zim commentary where they were inventing voice over actors names “I think he was Frankenvoiceover” and the commentary about the Dark Harvest episode. How it got through Nickelodeon I have no idea

O yeah, I was reading I Feel Sick last night and I realised something, “Nerve Publishing” is an attack at Nickelodeon and how they limited him creatively.

Another good movie quote, “We have no capacity for penetration!” Mission Impossible

Will (woozy): I think I have a concussion, you can't let me fall asleepDirector: No, its the other way around, theres an old saying where, if you have head trauma, you go to sleep and when you wake up, you'll be all better.Will: No, if I fall asleep I may never wake up againDirector (singing): Lullabye and goodnight…Will: No… n-why are you doing this to me? I can't….zzzzz….snort ah! I didn't fall asleep? Did I fall asleep?

Christina Applegate: I didn't think it was cool that everyone else got to work with actors in bear costumes but I had to work with real bears, because “wouldn't it be funny if the girl got killed by a bear”Director: Oh…you weren't supposed to see that…Will: You forwarded the email to everyone on the staff.

Dave Koechner: I buy shoes at stores, I jack up the prices and I sell them on the street corner. I have my kids with me.Will: Dave, that just sounds like a poor business plan.Dave: DON'T! NOT IN FRONT OF LOU DRAWLS!

Mr. FuriousOkay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? ‘If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right.’ It's…

The SphinxYour temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage…

Mr. Furious…your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?

The SphinxNot necessarily.

- Mystery Men————————————————————————–

ElwoodIt's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.

- Blues Brothers

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RayIt's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

WinstonRay… When someone asks you if you're a god, say YES!!

- Ghostbusters————————————————————————–

McMurphy They was giving me ten thousand watts aday, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonnalight up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”

ozoneoceanno nonononononononononononon NOhere is the BEST movie quote ever:

“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!”

“The sound of whispering winter winds is heard they say…I've always wanted to cut a man's throat that way, to hear that sound, but to have it happen to my own neck is…

…ridiculous.”

From Shogun Assassin, aka Lone Wolf and Cub the movie.

“Be excellent to each other.”

From Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

“Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shapeshifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But, a foolish samurai warrior, weilding a magic sword, stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!”

Gabriel: "You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit. Now I'm not some grungy wannabe filmmaker that's searching for existentialism through a haze of bong smoke or something. No, it's easy to pick apart bad acting, short-sighted directing, and a purely moronic stringing together of words that many of the studios term as “prose”. No, I'm talking about the lack of realism. Realism; not a pervasive element in today's modern American cinematic vision. Take Dog Day Afternoon, for example. Arguably Pacino's best work, short of Scarface and Godfather Part 1, of course. Masterpiece of directing, easily Lumet's best. The cinematography, the acting, the screenplay, all top-notch. But… they didn't push the envelope. Now what if in Dog Day, Sonny REALLY wanted to get away with it? What if - now here's the tricky part - what if he started killing hostages right away? No mercy, no quarter. “Meet our demands or the pretty blonde in the bellbottoms gets it the back of the head.” Bam, splat! What, still no bus? Come on! How many innocent victims splattered across a window would it take to have the city reverse its policy on hostage situations? And this is 1976; there's no CNN, there's no CNBC, there's no internet! Now fast forward to today, present time, same situation. How quickly would the modern media make a frenzy over this? In a matter of hours, it'd be biggest story from Boston to Budapest! Ten hostages die, twenty, thirty; bam bam, right after another, all caught in high-def, computer-enhanced, color corrected. You can practically taste the brain matter. All for what? A bus, a plane? A couple of million dollars that's federally insured? I don't think so. Just a thought. I mean, it's not within the realm of conventional cinema… but what if?"

and

Gabriel:Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection.Stanley: What the fuck are you talking about?Gabriel: Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.

From Swordfish, even though the movie wasn't that great (still good), These pieces of dialog were.

Lucien:You watch the Discovery Channel?Anthony: Not a lot.Peter:They got some good shit on that channel.Lucien:Every night there is a show with somebody shining a blue light and finding tiny specks of blood splattered on carpets and walls and ceiling fans, bathroom fixtures and special-edition plastic Burger King tray cups. The next thing they show is some stupid redneck in handcuffs who looks absolutely stunned that this is happening to him. Sometimes the redneck is actually WATCHING the Discovery Channel when they break in to arrest him. And he still can't figure out how on earth they could've caught him!

Lucien: Do I look like I wanna be on the Discovery Channel?Anthony: No.Lucien:Then get the fuck outta my shop.

You come all this way without saying squat and now you tell me a 56 Chevy can beat a 47 Buick in a dead quarter mile? I liked you better when you were quiet kid.

-Six String Samurai

“Who are you?”“Well I'm her music teacher. I'm here for her singing lessons.”“And who are you?”“I'm the plumber. I'm here in case anything goes wrong with her pipes. I haven't used that joke in fifteen years.”

MarkO yeah, I was reading I Feel Sick last night and I realised something, “Nerve Publishing” is an attack at Nickelodeon and how they limited him creatively.

“I AM GOING TO RAPE YOU UP THE BUTT AND THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW!!!”

“Umm…?”

No think about it. Jhonen was complaining about how Nick put all these limits on him and made him do Zim all differently and stuff. I think they even forced them to change the art style to something cuter and which would apeal to a bigger audience. Sounds a bit like Nerve doesn't it?

Maltese FalconPolhaus– What is it?Spade– The stuff that dreams are made of.

and:

Maltese FalconSpade– I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck.

and also:

Maltese FalconSpade– When a man's partner is killed, he's supposed to do something about it. It doesn't make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you're supposed to do something about it.

Handshakes and mustaches are the only ways to know how much you can truly trust a man.

My sister discovered the other day that I'd taped over her tape of Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas (my sister is 23, by the way, TWO YEARS OLDER THAN ME) with Mystery Men…which is awsome, since after the mention in this thread I had a hankering to watch Hank Azaria throw forks at people.

“I am Pencil Head.”“AND I AM SON OF PENCIL HEAD!!!!”

-Mystery Men

Also I once wrote a song called Photorealistic Beaver from the Plastic Surgery episode of Cow and Chicken. It was an epic sword and sorcery heavy metal ballad telling the tale of mighty warrior king Photorealistic Beaver and his quest to win back the love of his people.