Shipwrecked

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A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the
time of his life. On the second day of the cruise,
the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink.
Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and
drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece
of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength,
swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to
a remote island.
Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from
exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a woman lying
near him, unconscious, barely breathing. She's also
managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship.
He makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth
assistance he manages to get her breathing again. She
looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful and says, "My
God, you saved my life!"
He suddenly realises the woman is Cindy Crawford!
Days and weeks go by. Cindy and our guy are living on
the island together. They've set up a hut, there's
fruit on the trees, and they're in heaven. Cindy's
fallen madly in love with our man, and they're making
passionate love morning, noon and night.
Alas, one day she notices he's looking kind of glum.
"What's the matter, sweetheart?" she asks, "We have a
wonderful life together, I'm in love with you. Is
there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?"
He says, "Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind,
putting on my shirt?"
"Sure," she says, "if it will help." He takes off his
shirt and she puts it on.
"Now would you put on my pants?" he asks.
"Sure, honey, if it's really going to make you feel
better," she says.
"Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little
moustache on your face?" he asks.
"Whatever you want, sweetie," she says, and does.
Then he says, "Now, would you start walking around the
edge of the island?"
She starts walking around the perimeter of the island.
He sets off in the other direction. They meet up half
way around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up
to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, "Dude!
You'll never believe who I'm sleeping with!"