FTFA: "We fully cooperated with the authorities in their investigation of this matter and worked closely with the authorities to identify and contact any customer who purchased any of the potentially impacted enema products," he said in an email statement. "... We're not aware of any similar incidents in the past."

I'm just imagining how he bought them all in the first place. "Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, twelve enemas, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky."

"CVS said 21 customers identified as possibly purchasing any of the soiled products were notified."

Notified how, with a phone call? I would love to hear a recording of that phone call. Also, which employee gets to make the calls? Let's see, here's a list of the folks that buy enemas. Call them up and let them know that their product was up some dude's ass recently. Surely they will be understanding.

If I got a notification letter and had used the product the day before I'd be calling a lawyer.

dpaul007:I'm just imagining how he bought them all in the first place. "Let me have a Three Musketeers, and a ball point pen, and one of those combs there, twelve enemas, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky."

"Yeah, and I bet you're smart enough to get us some enemas."

"Enemas? "

"Yeah."

"Yeah, yeah right, enemas. Yeah, this place is too crowded anyway."[starts the car, backs up and pulls out of Mel's Drive-in]