Sex Products Review: Sensua Organics

This week, the goodies from Sensua Organics are in full bloom and ready for review. It specializes in organic, natural products, and offers oils and lubricants that can be used for everything from massages and lovemaking to creating hairstyles and oiling your car. Okay, the last two don't apply, but these toys are great for all those dirty little ideas you and your woman have rummaging through your minds.

Incorporating toys into your sex life is a great way to spice up your romantic, as well as power, factor. For beginners and conservative folk alike, lubricants are a great little accessory that can transform your sessions from a soft caresses into pleasurably leaky messes. And once lube becomes the norm, I urge you to bring in the big guns and sample a few of my favorite sexual contraptions. Sensua Organics was kind enough to send me a host of items to "experiment" with, which I did over a course of a weekend (tough job, I know).

I really like this product because not only is it a classic accessory in and of itself, but these oils aren't typical; the ingredients are all-natural. That means that the flavored oils (like yummy strawberry) don't taste like saccharin, but rather like natural fruit. If you're not a big fan of flavor, simply opt for the unflavored variety.

And if there's one thing that all guys should have laying around the house besides chains and whips (I'm kidding), it's massage oils. Whether you want to help her unwind after a hard day and prep her for some good old penetration, or she wants to loosen your tight muscles and prep you for the ride of your life, all of these products can be used before, during and after sex. You are not exactly discovering your wild side amid massage oils per se, but this is definitely a product that is acceptable by even the most frigid of women.

WHAT IS IT?A massage oil that has natural flavors like raspberry, strawberry and blueberry. This one is made with all-natural ingredients like organic olive oil, organic grapefruit seed extract and nectar.

WHO IS IT FOR?Couples who want to add erotic massages to their regular lovemaking. It's flavored, so it can be mixed in with other forms of foreplay like fellatio. You can also use it as a sexual stimulant.

HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE IT?Because it's only an oil, there's no way your woman will protest. Whip it out, pour some into your hands, rub her shoulders, and before you know it, she'll be putty in your hands.

HOW SEXY IS IT?6/10Considering it's used in vanilla-variety sex, it doesn't really draw any tremors on the sexy rating.

Glass dildo? I bet you're picturing a God-awful scene in a hospital emergency room where your woman is screaming in agony while a doctor removes a piece of broken glass from her butt. Cut to reality, gentlemen... unless you decide to smash it against a wall, this smooth baby remains intact. As part of Sensua Organics' aim to offer only natural, safe, quality products, this non-synthetic item won't irritate skin. My boyfriend and I had quite a memorable experience with this transparent penis. And you know what they say about people who insert glass penises...

WHAT IS IT?Glass dildos that range in size from 7 to 12 inches in length, and 1 to 1½ inches in width.

WHO IS IT FOR?This product is for couples who skydive — okay I'm kidding, but seriously, you and she have to be a little more daring in the boudoir. You can use it on her, she can use it on you (believe me, you'll enjoy it), or you can use it as a discussion piece in your business meetings (yes, I made a funny).

HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE IT?Obviously, I would expect that you and your woman have discussed sex toys. If her reaction was "Yuck!" then maybe showing up with a glass dildo isn't the greatest idea. But if she's a wild woman who wants to try it all with you, then give her a doubling up she never imagined. And don't fret; most women would prefer having a dildo with a pulse — no, not a vibrator, you silly.

HOW SEXY IS IT?8/10Hand this to your woman and ask her to demonstrate how she'd like you to penetrate her. You'll be harder than a Mensa test in no time and before you know it, your sex life will be that much more exciting. Just about every man likes to watch.

Similar to love oils in texture, flavored lubes are used primarily for intercourse. If she's having a hard time getting wet or you just aren't in the mood for foreplay to rev her up, pour some on your penis or her vagina and get the show on the road. Although I prefer the scented variety, an unscented lubricant also works well for those who aren't into a cornucopia of odors during sex.

WHAT IS IT?Flavored organic lubricants. Sounds exotic, doesn't it? Well, it's basically a vaginal lubricant with taste, which may or may not be a good thing for some of you. The natural ingredients are a great advantage, as they won't irritate her fragile flower.

WHO IS IT FOR?Anyone can use this. Whether you want to increase the fluid amid sex or you want to grease up that glass dildo, there's enough liquid for everyone.

HOW DO YOU INTRODUCE IT?Some women are particular about what they let near their vaginas (go figure), so talk about lube beforehand (maybe while you're talking about the glass dildo). Because Sensua Organics' lubricants are pH neutral, easy to wash off, non-staining, and latex-condom compatible, chances are she'll be showering in the stuff.

HOW SEXY IS IT?7/10Lubricants can help you and her reach orgasm more easily; how can I possibly give it an "unsexy" rating?

Until next week, when I review another set of mind-blowing sex products, enjoy the lovemaking and remember to protect your little guy. Toys in the bedroom are better than toys in the playroom. Then again, I don't care where you have sex, so long as it's good.