Would You Rock: This "I Hate Everyone" Tote?

Yesterday there was a story on the news (on. the. NEWS.) about what Santa's hypothetical salary would be (you know, if he was real) and then today on Gawker I saw a charming collection of tweets from children whining about not getting the present they wanted (a sample: "I didn't get an IPhone for Christmas time to roll up into a ball and die") so on one hand, this tote is a big YES PLEASE but on the other hand I suspect it might be best to try to subtly blend in while reading Bukowski under Twilight book sleeves and quietly wait for the end of days.