Sasuke 25 - Spoilerific Review - Part 14

Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 25.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE 25 NAVI 1 hour review of Sasuke 25 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke!). Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE. They expect everyone to stick their head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist..

Massive thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English and Japanese of all the competitors!! Thanks to scnoi and Sasukepedia and the SASUKE データサイト (Data site) for the kanji.

.. he's.. giggling.. LOL

Whatever it was.. he was stressed and laughing at the same time..

.. and he's cold.. LOL

Ah yes. In classic TBS fashion.. since Shingo is the last of the All-Stars we get the melodramatic video footage of the All-Stars sucking. Akiyama is first. He was out in the 1st stage.

Nagano faceplanted at the bottom of the septic sludge lake.. also in the first stage

I'm so happy he didn't hurt himself.. but it sure made sense why there was so much mud on his face...

And then this little gem from Takeda in the 2nd stage...

Shingo reminding everyone that obstacles are for Sasuke Otaku's..

and that climbing in public at a gas station is the way to go :p

And because we are in Japan.. they have much better public playgrounds..

Repping Mobil AND Descente.. Shingo's the billboard today

Btw.. this music is bugging me.. I reaaaaaaally want to know what this is.. There are 2 versions going on in this whole intro (which is uber long btw.. I dont' mind.. but there are 2 versions.. slow and regular). For the love of everything holy.. someone please figure this one out.. it's a great song!

Btw.. I LOVE how he is the only one that actually wears his wedding ring! Go Shingo! Shingo repping Eiko :)

Well after all that trash talking about how Takeda was an idiot for screwing up the double salmon ladder (yes.. he did.. LOL it was hilarious)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

I hear nande....

All-Star Shingo Yamamoto 山本進悟 - Death by Stupidity.. Death by Rope.. wait that's not right either.. well you can't say.. okay fine.. Death by Balance Tank (/facepalm)

I see the laxatives are working...

Meanwhile he's utterly deflated..

And the stress level just jacked up..

I'm not going to bother with taking a drink.. most of ya'll died of alcohol poisoning in the first stage...

Winner of Sasuke 24

And TBS doing us all a disservice by bringing up that STUPID controversy that isn't even a controversy because they didn't reverse his win because he didn't break any rules....

Apparently Japanese people who are stupid enough to complain about these boots seriously are poor sports. There are no rules against shoes. It's utterly ridiculous TBS wasted airtime to bring this up. If he was not stripped of the title then they need to all just STFU.

Meanwhile at home he has to feel the barrage of stupid because he did nothing wrong. Way to go TBS for doing this. I feel horrible for him. What a way to treat a Champion.

Well for the rest of us around the world who thought he is a worthy champion.. GOOD LUCK YUUJI!!

Uh oh.. TBS Suckitude Chart™ update.. with the amazing feat we just witnessed.. Sucking just tied..

With the Suck chart tied we are down to the last person.. and #100 to boot.

Wow that's.. horrendous.. he.. he missed the jump.. but caught one edge of the "stoppers" (or what I call training wheels) on the side of one of the rungs of the salmon ladder.. and now he's dangling helplessly...

Everyone is stunned

First they think he fell...

Now they don't see water splashing.. he's still hanging on!!

Poor STQ/UNCLI group is all confused...

Ryo, Matsuda, Arashida, Hioki, Kawaguchi and Keita are all confused!

Some are looking at various monitors

Some are looking right at Yuuji who's still dangling helplessly!

Poor Matsuda (UNCLI #1 in the middle) is the only one looking at him directly

Meanwhile at the wtf moment #hey I lost count.... 6? of this tournament....

I mean this is utterly unreal!! His heart must be racing a million miles a second..

6 comments:

Dang it, Shingo! I couldn't believe it when he did that. I was tense during the first part of his run, but once he cleared the Unstable Bridge, I relaxed. I thought he would clear! When he fell in the water I yelled, and a few seconds later I realized I sound almost exactly like Nagano did when he yelled, except that he yelled louder, lol.

Well, now Shingo knows that he can't do the Balance Tank the way he used to. If they keep the first and second stages the way they were for 25, then Shingo shouldn't have any trouble getting to the third stage in 26. Unless he gets in a hurry and makes a dumb mistake. I hope he doesn't. Good luck in Sasuke 26 Shingo!

Shingo Shingo Shingo...what to do with you?I whad relaxed as well after the Unstable Bridge; HUGE mistake. Never, EVER relax when Shingo is going. *cough* Half Pipe Attack *cough*When he fell I yelled "NOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOooOooooooooooooo..." (seriously, I kept going on for a while lol) and then could only say one word before going cracking up and crying at the same time."Idiota!". Which is pretty much the Italian translation for BAKA, lol.As for Yuuji...that was a really, really WTF moment... Rider will explain that better than me.http://www.majhost.com/gallery/manaleader/AvatarTwentyTwenty7/demotivatoryuujiphysics.jpg

Kanno I was just stunned silent and found out why Scnoi said "Kanno is Mr. Sasuke #2" a second ago

Shingo for me it was *gasp* "what!"

Yuuji's screw up could pretty much only send one emotion to anyone watching it, shocked confusion. I was confused with my eyes wide open at first but only at first, I started laughing later. But then I realized later our best nominee for passing the Ultimate Cliffhanger was out.

Hey guys and gals :) Thanks for being patient :) Working on the final parts of Sasuke. Yeah Sasuke 2nd stage was a ridiculous roller coaster filled with real unexpected carnage! Shingo I hope comes back with a vengence even though I had a baaaaaad feeling he was going to do something stupid. That said he went further than I gave him credit for.. I had him dying on the Bridge Jump so I'm happy he made it past the 1st stage again! Arty and Tiger I agree I think we all relaxed and were expecting Shingo to do better once we saw him in the 2nd stage.. then again.. that barrel.. /sigh