neck chest gut and oh, you think, he's going to go for the balls, but no! bam! neck again!

random stabbing motherfucker

NEEDS MOAR PUNCTUATION!!!!??!"":!!!:...!!!!?

So does your mom?!!!11?11!!!??1!!!_________________A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want? ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:20 pm Post subject:

But are you a light black or a dark black?_________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:28 pm Post subject:

...You just want to be licked._________________Before God created Las he pondered on all the aspects a woman might have, he considered which ones would look good super-inflated and which ones to leave alone.
After much deliberation he gave her a giant comfort zone. - Michael

Ok, so tonight me, my girlfriend(she's Cantonese), and a friend of hers go to this market, I leave the store for a while then come back and meet up with them. While I'm standing in front of my girlfriends cart this old Asian lady passes us and I'm watching her from the corner of my eye and this woman is pushing her cart in slow motion...staring at us. I walk to my girlfriends side and whisper something in her ear, then this woman makes the craziest face I have ever seen a person make, her eyes are literally popping out of her head and her mouth is gaping! And I look at her, and I'm thinking to myself..."What the hell is this woman staring at!?!?!?"...so I turn around, then I look back at her and she is still staring at us with this crazy ass expression for like 30 seconds!!!!

Later my girlfriend's friend tells us that the woman had the audacity to ask her; "Are those two in a relationship?

You're jumping to conclusions here assuming racism, maybe she was just staring/asked if you were in a relationship because you are utterly hideous and your girlfriend shockingly out of your league. Or vice versa.

Or to take you more seriously than anything about you credits, if an old lady being curious about your relationship is the most extreme example of racism you've ever encountered, you live in some sort of bizarre bubble world. No, racism was not abolished in 1959._________________"You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?"