Once, there was a man who owned an awesome pick-up truck. Unfortunately, he drove into a swamp somehow one day, and drowned. However, the Frog Fiend would find him... Now it is...THE SWAMP DEVIL TRUCK!

HOLY SHOOT, LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLE BEAST

IT'S ON FIRE AND ON SWAMP! IT HAS A FUCKING FIRE FLAME MUSTACHE MOTHERFUCKERS!

HOT DAMN LOOK AT ITS SIDE! IT HAS EYES IN BIZARRE PLACES BECAUSE IT'S FROM FUCKING HELL! IT'S CONCEALED BED PROBABLY CARRIED FLAMES AND PLAGUE

THE BACK IS A GIANT, PISSED-OFFED DEVIL SWAMP FACE HOLY SHIT

This is Dale the Demon. He's a redneck who died and soul his soul to the Devil so that awful rural reality shows like Swamp People would get on air. Also, to get his life back. HE'S A RACIST REDNECK CONFEDERATE HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKING DEMON WHO'S HERE TO DRIVE INTO YOUR NIGHTMARES

VROOM VROOM MOTHERFUCKERS

AND HE'S NOT ALONE. IN EVENTUAL PROGRESS: DEMON JEEP

Discuss. ^_^

Keldoclock wrote:Swordsalmon: Argues about the price of bits of plastic, yet happily forks over $1 for a quarter-sized bit of plastic that does nothing but look cool.