The stock price of Durex condoms today fell to an all time low after noted shagger finally left the ITV2 show Love Island. The show which ended two days ago has been the best in the series history due to the addition of popular internet superstar Jary of the incredibly popular FoulENT website. In an exclusive interview with site troll Frank King, Jary said "It was class. I only went there to shag a couple of birds and I ended up winning and staying on the island shagging one of the directors."

One of the women who wanted to remain nameless told us "We all used condoms after sleeping with Jary, he is riddled with disease, refuses to wear a condom and doesn't tell you about his disease until after, so obviously we all rubbered up when we slept around because we didn't want to be passing it on. The disease? A really rare form of chlamydia he told me."

​Jary commented after "Yeah, it's a really rare form of chlamydia that gives birds HIV."