I want to tell you one more thing I know about the ......

We are lucky that we live in the era of the Moocher Ranchers that can provide us the wisdom to live our lives. Unfortunately, throughout history our ancestors relied on kings, oracles, priests and philosophers who only provided false truths. As recently the 20th Century, people looked to scientists as the source of facts. Today we have the benefit of Moocher Rancher who only work two days a year - the day they buy their cattle and the day they sell their cattle - and they live primarily on government subsidy. So they have the time to ponder eternal truths, and give the proper guidance to the lowly masses on how to live our lives. And the Moocher Ranchers know there is only one higher power -- the county sheriff.

Jester01

I'm glad the Republicans are finally starting to come around. But I still remain unaffiliated with the Republicans until those crazy extreme tea tossing kind are out of the party completely. They adopted their own flag, they have their own name, now stop mooching off the rest of the Republicans and be a seperate party already. But I know, they need the numbers. Well they aren't getting mine at least since I changed my registration to "No party affiliation." Ha! Mooch on that leeches!

Jester01

Dirtman

My moocher rancher cousin had to clean out the barnyard. And on a Sunday. You can pick your friends, but...

It is indeed pungent. With the wind direction and speed Shannondale should be getting a whiff of it in ohhhh five or ten minutes. After combining with Kabletown manure, there will be people falling off their decks while trying to enjoy the view. "What a view!" Kaplunk.

LostStormtrooper

Tshsh.....There's another one! Set for stun.....tshsh......Wait, who's side was I on again? We're both flying the same flags.....tshsh.....Uhhhhh! Maybe we should just pass this one on to the Justice Department again.....tshsh.....Yeah, Yeah that's what we'll do.....tshsh......Call off the drones corporal.....tshsh.