Speeding Donuts

I never thought of this excuse but it is quite clever. I speed to help the fat ass cops pay for their donut runs. It makes me wonder what a cop would say if you told them face to face you were speeding to help them pay for their donuts. I can just see another Rodney King ordeal going down.

why the fuck you want an exscuse? your gonna give th damn ticket to me anyways. an bigtalk we no you hate cops all nigers hat cops. the cops are the ones that wont let you act like animals all the time and keep arresting you monkys for bing dumb fucks!! and no im not predjudice i own a black and white dog.