The One With George Stephanopoulos

Episode 1.04

Ross, upset about it being the anniversary of his first time with Carol, goes to a hockey
game with Chandler and Joey and gets a puck in the face; they end up at the hospital, where Ross
reveals that Carol is the only woman he's even been intimate with. Rachel gets a visit from
her old friends, which depresses her about her life. The women have a slumber party, which isn't
very fun until they spy on George Stephanopoulos.

The one where they said....

Monica: Hey, Joey! What would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey: Probably kill myself.

Monica: Excuse me?

Joey: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, I got no reason to live.

Ross: Uh, Joey.... OM-nipotent.

Joey: You are?

Ross: You know what? I better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

Joey: To hell with hockey! Let's all do that!

Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first paycheck. There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.

Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?

Phoebe: No, I worked in a Dairy Queen. Why?

Phoebe: Look, look, I have elbows!

Monica and Phoebe: AAAAAAAAAAHHH!

Phoebe: Oh, ooo, and I brought operation. But, um, I lost the tweezers, so we can't operate. But we can prep the guy!

Rachel: And now everything's, just, kinda like...

Phoebe: Floopy?

Rachel: Yeah.

Monica: You just gotta figure at some point, it's all gonna come together, and it's just gonna be.... unfloopy.

Phoebe: Ya, like that's a word.

Chandler: Listen, it's kinda an emergency. Well, I guess you'd know that, or we'd be in the "Predicament Room".

Rachel: Phoebe? Do you have a plan?

Phoebe: I don't even have a "pla".

Rachel: Uh, Phoebe? Who's George Snuffleupagus?

Phoebe: That's Big Bird's friend.

Chandler: What? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?

Ross: A little louder, okay? I think there's a man on the twelfth floor--in a COMA--who didn't hear you.