And some of my newer stuff, well, I personally think it's decent but I don't get a lot of reviews so I don't really know.

I write whenever I think of something. I have dozens of stories not even posted here (because I think they're crap, or they contain Mary Sues, or whatever.)

I write a lot of slash. M/M slash. I guess that makes me a bit (a lot) of a faghag, but judge me if you will.

I'm on here an awful lot, but if I don't reply to your review, it might be because my computer died. It does that quite a lot.

I think up a lot of original characters. I think up characters whenever I feel like a show, a movie, a book is missing something. I create characters to fill voids.

A handful of my characters were suitable for writing a full-length original story about. It's not posted anywhere yet (if you've read its prototype, Bishonen, know that I've changed it a LOT and it's really not even close to the same except for the characters) but when it's ready for posting, I'll put a link to it.

My favorite character of any fandom is Ceviche from Chowder. I just want to snuggle him up.

I don't use chatspeak. I find it annoying. If I didn't reply to your review that you wrote purely in chatspeak, well, that's why.

I'm a dork. There, I said it. I look like a dork, I talk like a dork, I act like a dork. Sorry if you find my dorkiness irritating, but news flash, I'm not going to change just because you don't like me.

I'm one of those people who like both Hot Topic and Hollister and everything that goes with them. I don't believe that people should follow stereotypes. I like what I like.

I'm a cartoon addict. I like the safe little world that cartoons create. It's a nice escape from this world where people are being tortured and murdered and whatnot.

I'm deathly afraid of sea lamprey. If you ever want to freak me out (which I really hope you don't), show me a sea lamprey. Ohgodtheirhorribleteeth (shudder)

(They're essentially vampire fish with a mouth made up of a ring of sharp teeth. They latch onto fish and suck their blood until they die. Look it up on Google if you dare.)

It was a plastic paradise built on trash and nuclear waste. A beautiful, warm, false world that 2D couldn't touch. He didn't want to be there, but it was exactly what he always wanted. It made 2D want to sob. And for a long time, that was all he did.

Norm/OLDER!Timmy. Jorgen accidentally drops Norm's lamp at Timmy's house when he takes Timmy's fairies on his 18th bday. Without Tim's fairies and memories, he doesn't recognize Norm but Norm still wants revenge. It's just that he has no clue how to getit

Because everyone in this fandom has to do an account of the ram-raid at some point. Dark humour, mostly-onesided slashiness between Murdoc and 2D, gore because parts of it are about someone getting hit with a car. COMPLETE.

Kendall pats the spot next to him. "Come here." James falters and his heart breaks into a million pieces on the hospital floor. "Please," he pleads and his voice breaks with raw need and desperation. /KendallxJames, one-sided LoganxKendall/

So, where did TOM go after he flew away from the jungle planet? Another Toonami fanfic, stuck here because there's no other place for it and I'm too nostalgic to let some things go. Implied SARA/TOM, light cursing, R&R, please.

Before Gorillaz, Murdoc runs over 2D, then named StuPot, and is forced to spend the next year looking after his comatose victim. Warning: Murdoc 2D slash. Epilogue: Murdoc puts his master plan into action, but will 2D be a part of it?

Based on my own experience. Duncan is admitted to a mental hospital after a gang-fight that nearly caused him to kill himself. There, he meets an old friend while mourning someone...someone who may still be alive. Duncan/Bridgette, Duncan/Harold

Coach Z's cousins come to town, and Strong Sad falls in love with the eldest. He tells the story of his love through a medieval fantasy style roleplay. Switches between roleplay and real life, is really worth a read. Strong Sad & OC.

A new girl shows up at Westley and enters the music department. She has an awful time making friends and an even worse family life. Sunny takes her under his wing, but can he help such a troubled girl? SunnyOC, slight onesided KamOC.

Noodle has a bad dream. 2D comforts her. Could be seen as a romance fic, but I only meant it as a big brotherlittle sistertype thing. Rated because I think teenagers would want to read it more than little kids, not because there's anything bad in it.

Turned into a girl named Sylvie, Naruto throws a girlsonly slumber party at his Wiccan friend's house. During Truth or Dare, Sylvie can't resist the urge to ask Sakura if she likes Naruto. What will her answer be? Will be two chapters long. NaruSaku