Very dry humour this time RepCB, although the "What day is it today?" line was a direct laugh. No matter how you slice it though, another great scenario played out. Now I'd like shares of stock in your company 666HAHAGOTCHABASTARD please!

Excellent. Although more graphic than your previous posts, you are right on the money. I used to work in a city where there were quite a few "immaculate conceptions" every week. Nine months from now, will Freckles name her baby 'Jesus'?

I had an actual Bob today. Guy says I want my service reinstated. I explained couldn't do that til he made the payment on the blue side. He was fine with that so I said if he had credit card we could take the payment. His solution was I should turn his phone back on and than he would call in sometime in the next few days to make the payment because his wife had the credit card. Yeah sure okay still wont hang up though he is insisting I turn his phone back on