Sunday, February 15, 2009

Movies that Need to be Made but will never!

The Untold Story of Richard J. Lopez: The rags to riches story of one young man. Known has the only man to asphyxiate himself and live.

Sgt Kabukiman N.Y.P.D Part 2: Anthony Benedetto plays an undercover cop pretending to be a tutor in a local community college. When he tutors two students while they are making a drug trade, he is shot to death. Ancient Japanese powers bring back to life and he must rid the world of scum.

The Incredibly True Story of A Bachelor Party That Started in Tijuana But Ended in Harvard University: Nick Valente, Patrick J. Hickey Jr. and Anthony Benedetto play three guys who set out for a fun night at a bachelor party but end up in Harvard Law School.

Cannibal Night Massacre: Slumber Party Massacre meets Cannibal Apocalypse. John Saxon returns to play the role of a sewer dwelling cannibal and only Brett Allen can stop him. Fred "The Hammer" Williamson plays the no- nonsense Police Commissioner.

Class of Nuke'em High Part 4:Subhumanoids Take Manhattan: Brick Bronsky will play 17 unique roles this time around.

Hello You've Reached Bob: Everybody calls Bob thinking its a different number. Day and night Bob answers calls from all kinds of weird people and perverts. He sets out to change his number and comedy ensues at the phone company.

Chuck Norris VS. Dracula: Chuck Norris is back! Dracula has wiped out Norris's family. He must put his badge on the line to get revenge. Special Appearance by Charles Bronson.

Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Charlie and Anthony and Mikey: Elliot Gould returns to the film that made him a house hold name. One night at a hotel room in New York several people end up in the wrong rooms. Identities are mistaken repeatedly. Who will end up with whom in the end. Peter Fonda plays Anthony Benedetto and Troy Donahue plays Mikey in his last film role.

Simeon: The Journey Of One Man Through Northern India With An Oedipus Complex: I smell a Best Picture winner at the Academy Awards.

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Code Red DVD That You are Most Eagerly Anticipating?

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Anthony's Bloody Disgusting Flicks Coming to DVD:

Not everything horror related that comes to DVD is worth seeing, and a majority of them are current direct to video garbage. I only feel the need to mention the cult films worth seeing. Not all of them are horror but remain in the cult spirit. Some haven't even been seen since their theatrical releases.Note Worthy: In October Columbia will release a Director's Cut of Night of the Creeps.Riot on 42nd Street and Scream (1981) have been postponed indefinitely by Media Blasters! Along with Choke Canyon and Trapped has been changed to 8/47/7: Mystery Science Theater 3000: XV (Featuring Zombie Nightmare)TBA: Night of the DribblerTBA: Power Play!7/28: Torso7/28: Combat Shock: 2-Disc Never Before Seen Director's Cut8/11: TheWeekend Murders8/18: The Strangeness8/25: Stunt Rock9/29: 42nd Street Forever Volume 5: The Alamo Drafthouse Edition9/29: Stepfather 2

New and Improved: Mortuary (1983)

MORTUARY: This is one of the best slashers of all time. The film is creepy and affective. David Wallace is the bland lead that looks like something from The Village of the Damned. The performance of a very young Bill Paxton (Aliens) is very energetic. Paxton provides that raw untapped first time performance that reminds one of Steve McQueen in The Blob. He plays the lonely Mozart loving outcast son of a mortician (Christopher George). He puts all of himself into this strange performance and it is no wonder why he made it in the business. Also of note this is Christopher George's final film. He died of a heart attack shortly after. George was a pretty good actor whose career turned to exploitation at the end. He gave some truly terrible performances, but nothing funnier then his death scene in Enter the Ninja. In this film George is a little more subdued, but plays a very mean and one dimensional character. George and Paxton should have had a few more scenes together. The ending with the wedding party of corpses is both frightening and hysterical. This is a slasher movie that tries to be different and it deserves to be seen. It is refreshing to see a film try new concepts in the slasher genre.

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There was a time when B-Movies flooded Mom and Pop video stores. Movies so strange that the average movie lover often skips. I wanna take you on a journey back to those fun days, when you had no clue what you were renting. From companies like Media Home Entertainment, Paragon, and Vestron.

City Limits: Random Thoughts

City Limits: (1984) has to be one of the worst films ever made. The film is poorly done on every level.

Of note this contains an early appearance of Kim Cattrall

How did a film this inept get two stars: Robby Benson and James Earl Jones in cameos?

Also I hope they release this episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 on DVD very soon.

What Movie from "42nd Street Forever Volume 4" are you most likely to check out?

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The Monkees: Head: Random Thoughts

One of my most embarrassing moments in High School was when a girl asked to borrow my copy of Head. She shouted, "Give me Head" in the hallway.

This movie spawned my very short lived nickname: Fuzy Wazy.I once brought this to party and it confused the hell out of friends. "I thought we were friends, why are making us sit through this". Brett asked me.

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