Angry Russian camper takes two bears after they destroy his tent

Whether they're designing homemade laser guns, blowing things up or playing chess in freezing waters – Russians have a reputation for extreme behaviour. But this is next level.

In what may just be some much-delayed payback for that brat Goldilocks, two bears were caught red-handed destroying a camper's tent and supplies. But instead of running, like any normal person would (even if it’s a pretend bear), this Russian Ron Swanson instead fronts up to take back what's his with nothing but a flare and what we imagine are several choice words.

As impressive a display of machismo (read: insanity) as this is, we don't recommend trying to chase off two bears all on your own.