Share 'Funny/despicable religious quotes'

I am writing a book promoting the atheist/freethinker/bright worldview and seek your help. One chapter is dedicated to revealing religious quotes. Three examples:
"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
George H.W. Bush
"Whatever the natural cause, sin is the true cause of all earthquakes."
John…