Kevin Federline wants the kids

After a string of erratic behavior, Kevin Federline reportedly wants sole custody of the kids and is refusing to sign a joint custody agreement with Britney Spears. The Scoop has a roundup of Britney’s recent lunacy:

Spears was recently spotted driving with her younger son Jayden facing forward in his car seat, not backward as federal guidelines require. And earlier this month, he was photographed grabbing his mother’s cigarettes. On July 18, she stripped to her skivvies on a beach in front of photographers and reports of bizarre behavior at an OK! magazine shoot have friends seriously worried about the Toxic singer. Spears wants K-Fed to sign a joint custody agreement, but he’s reportedly refused. “Kevin is convinced she’s not fit to raise the kids,” an insider told the mag. “He’s done tolerating her behavior and is gearing up to fight for full custody.”

I’m not even sure why Britney wants the kids. They seem like they’d just get in her way. Besides, even if she does get custody, sooner or later she’s just going to trade them in for some magic beans. Or regular beans. Or, let’s be serious for a moment, a ham sandwich.

you know, she actually doesn’t look that bad here. Her hair matches her dress purse AND shoes for god’s sake, and she isn’t wearing boots ( only took two months of summer!)
i kinda think the ok! thing is a stunt, she’s gonna look great in there! all it takes is a stylist and makeup artist and she’s there. all celeb’s look like crap (regular people) before they get their makeup done and shit, give her a break.

she seemed so sweet and clean a few years ago, (and um, I am FAR from a
fan of ms. spears) how could this have happened…seriously. She talked coherently, had a sense of humor, a sense of shame, a sense of fashion. Seemed pretty normal for a millionaire pop star. Loved her momma…loved LA ( the state not the town). I don’t know, I think Kevin royally fucked her brain up, that and she’s been missing JT for some time, her life just happened and fell apart so fast, she probably has to read along like the rest of us just to keep up!
When she was touring she wanted to chill, but that’s not going so well for her…I think she really needs the structure of the tour life but she is so desperate to leave it behind and be “normal” only prob…she doesn’t know what that is!

you know, she used to be a state gymnastics competitor! I think she must be on the crack, i mean what else makes a normalish beautiful young girl (with talent) turn into a messy pile of left over chicken??? but then again she still has those perfect teeth, so that can’t be it…really i have to watch the train wreck every day, i want to know what caused it now.

any thoughts?

i wish we could all go up to her and give her a bath, de-flea her, and put her in some clothes that fit, then tie her down in her house — black snack moan style and leave her there until she is all dried out, and back down to 105!

Oh and by the way, about her eyes rolling back during the interview, I had a theory. Using ecstasy can cause you to lose control of your eyes. I saw it happen to a guy I know who was rolling his balls off and his eyes were doing that. And maybe she was going to the bathroom to toot up and wake up.

Why do they keep calling her the “Toxic” singer in every damned news release about her? She hasn’t been singing jack squat for YEARS now. No one remembers that forgettable garbage from her last (and hopefully final) album anyway.

#23 frisky, contrary to popular belief, people don’t lose their teeth from smoking crack, they lose them from always grinding them together and bad hygiene. Heroin addicts lose their teeth. (For real, look it up)

I’d like to know why Britney’s hairline keeps receding? Is it the stress? Genetics? Or how her extensions pull her hair so tight? Poor girl, she need to move to a quiet town and start over. Not that there’s anything wrong with L.A., but the girl needs some help!

@8 shut the fuck up. I’m so sick of hearing that. And it doesn’t make any sense here. Kids here suck. “Why don’t they adopt kids here” is the new senselessly bitching about people writing “first/frist/etc.” for fifteen posts. There, I said it.

I imagine Britney sitting somewhere with a monocle in her eye, gently tapping her fingers together while muttering “excellent.” This was her plan. She’s not crazy, she’s crazy like a fox. A rabid fox. In her fucked up mind, she thinks the kids are blocking her comeback as a pop goddess and what better way to get rid of them than to pawn them off on K-Fug. Which isn’t a bad thing. Someone needs to take those kids away before she goes Susan Smith on their asses.