NBC

The sketch began with Alex Moffat’s Anderson Cooper highlighting the hypocrisy of Conway’s latest Trump defense. When his producer suggests having her as a guest, he asks, “Are we that desperate?”

Moments later, he encounters her hiding in the sewer. “Put me on TV,” she begs, promising crazy quotes like, “Puerto Rico actually was worse before Hurricane Maria and the hurricane actually did blow some buildings back together and I don’t know why Elizabeth Warren won’t tweet about that.”