Feature: Nintendo Characters Looking for Love

Like so many others, we at Nintendo Life get swept up in the romance that is in the air during St. Valentine's Day. We love the smell of the flowers, the taste of the chocolate and the irresistible allure of digging through the online dating profiles of strangers, hoping to find something amusing. Surprisingly, we got more than we bargained for this time.

Below are some dating profiles we discovered, posted by some very famous faces you might recognise. Yes, it looks like even our favourite video game characters are in need of some companionship now and again...

My favourite music: "Angel" by Shaggy, "Cupid, Draw Back Your Bow" by Sam Cooke, "Cupid, Reclaim the Three Sacred Treasures and Fight Some Eggplants" by Palutena. Palutena writes music? @NintyFan I'm honestly surprised that Pit even got a profile, considering how "new" (not technically but you get my point) he is. And I think we all know what Wario loves.

Samus, I'll be your huckleberry! You can screw attack me like mad anytime... (thinking back to enemies being blown up into a million pieces by it in the past) Or, perhaps not.

Intriguing to think of the lingerie Samus would wear under her Power Suit on Valentine's Day! (always incentive to finish a Metroid as quickly as possible). Her job would probably be rough on a pair of stockings though.

Great read, im going to say something similar to Oddy. Best read for laughs in a bit, but i expect it to change in a week or so when NL comes out with another work of gaming literature in one way or another=)

This was too much awesome for me to handle yesterday. Guys, CB, you’ve outdone yourselves once again. It will be very hard to chose characters and make something this good next year. With the other characters already mentioned, Mallo, Nikki, Resetti, Tom Nook, K.K. Slider, … there are no limits, really.I cry foul at profile number nine though. That’s not a game character, it’s nl-users! It made for an amazing change of style though that gives this Feature the last bit of epic. HoF and wtf status . easily.

Didn’t like Pickachu’s first but it’s grown on me.

Man, Luigi’s a character I can relate to so well.

S.A. + S.B. = ♥♥♥, make it happen!

I was certain Mega Man would listen to Rush. I’m crushed now and will never play or buy any new Mega Man game! As if there’d ever be one…

Glad you avoided the overly-obvious “lay pipes” with Mario and not involved the timeline for Link..

Sure Samus also likes Other M by Anzig D, Olimar Clayman by In Flames and Pit Angel’s Holocaust by Iced Earth