It's scripted and therefore mildly diverting from all the work I should be doing. It enables me to procrastinate for longer, so it is tolerable. However, I still prefer British humour; as British humour is funny in the same way a snooker cue to the bollocks is. Direst, dry and pointed. This is a bit more like a custard pie to the face.

No, from what I've heard it's scripted. The actors usually just play it so well it never seems scripted. If you've seen other interviews with Jennifer Lawrance, you'd know she would never say this (on camera) without knowing it was ok first.

Are there two d's in my name? I don't think so. Therefore it's Stee Dawwg if anything. It's a take on 'Three Dog' from Fallout 3 if you must know. But you wouldn't, would you? Being an extinct aquatic reptile.

On the contrary, Shakespeare was very fond of comedy and often had witty insults in his plays. Read the The Taming of the Shrew. There's a scene between Petruchio and Katherine where it's back and forth insults. You would like it.

You don't have to be sorry for it, just stop being a turd burglar and trying to force it upon people who aren't interested and then keep trying to back yourself afterwards. It makes you look silly. And he isn't bad, certainly not the best in my eyes but he can sing I'll give him that.

I'm not even sorry and I'm not even trying to shove it down someone's throat. You're just being argument-horny. You see, I wasn't talking to you, but that guy up there. He obviously said he liked her because she insulted him and it wasn't scripted.

This is what it would have looked like if I tried to: Hey, you! Stop liking something that I don't!

You're all hypocrites anyways and do it yourself, but that aside. Stop being butthurt because I disagree with your sense of humour.

I honestly couldn't give a **** about virtual 'thumbs' that you people from people you've never met and don't care about. And yes, I was planning on just dropping it because I really, really can't be bothered. But if it makes you feel more at home...