I'm going for 2-1 to Leeds... 2-0 up with a wobble on 85 minutes as Beckford scores. Snoddy and Ross for us.

I also predict that there will be more militant stewards in L37 in the upper east stand than there will be balti pies sold due to the LUST plan. Quite nice to see them using the upper east stand, wonder if old pissy pants gets the irony?

United go one down early doors but equalise before half time. The bumper crowd roar the Whites onto a magnificent final day victory with a late winner from Becchio-y. The joy is somehow subdued as Robert Snodgrass points at Moscowhite in the crowd, blows a kiss and waves goodbye

Predictable given your prior announcement (designed to give the impression this is what you've been thinking all along and therefore will be your final post). Equally predictable that you will change it one minute before kick off.

Sadly, for you, however, Andy Paul has more options. He should change his prediction to 3:3 to cover you, but probably knows you are waiting for him to do that before changing again yourself at the last moment. So, he'll wait till a minute or two before kick off as well. Let's see who blinks first.

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