One day as I was driving into a small town called Ponoka I noticed signs for a psychiatric hospital.... my head start spinning and thoughts started rolling and i thought to myself that would be the ideal vacation spot..

Follow along with me on my ride.

First not only do you get pills to wake up and be happy but you get pills to go to sleep.

You can pee in your bed and someone will clean that up for you

You don't really have to get out of bed to eat they will bring your food to you

You get to discuss your feelings all day if you want

Your get to do arts and crafts

YOu can look into paint splotches and decide what you see..

You can people watch and there will be entertainment in it...

These are just a small portion of why i think i should check myself in...