Peter and Wendy, by J. M. Barrie

Chapter VII

The Home Under the Ground

One of the first things Peter did next day was to measure Wendy and John and Michael for hollow
trees. Hook, you remember, had sneered at the boys for thinking they needed a tree apiece, but this was ignorance, for
unless your tree fitted you it was difficult to go up and down, and no two of the boys were quite the same size. Once
you fitted, you drew in your breath at the top, and down you went at exactly the right speed, while to ascend you drew
in and let out alternately, and so wriggled up. Of course, when you have mastered the action you are able to do these
things without thinking of them, and then nothing can be more graceful.

But you simply must fit, and Peter measures you for your tree as carefully as for a suit of clothes: the only
difference being that the clothes are made to fit you, while you have to be made to fit the tree. Usually it is done
quite easily, as by your wearing too many garments or too few; but if you are bumpy in awkward places or the only
available tree is an odd shape, Peter does some things to you, and after that you fit. Once you fit, great care must be
taken to go on fitting, and this, as Wendy was to discover to her delight, keeps a whole family in perfect
condition.

Wendy and Michael fitted their trees at the first try, but John had to be altered a little.

After a few days’ practice they could go up and down as gaily as buckets in a well. And how ardently they grew to
love their home under the ground; especially Wendy. It consisted of one large room, as all houses should do, with a
floor in which you could dig if you wanted to go fishing, and in this floor grew stout mushrooms of a charming colour,
which were used as stools. A Never tree tried hard to grow in the centre of the room, but every morning they sawed the
trunk through, level with the floor. By tea-time it was always about two feet high, and then they put a door on top of
it, the whole thus becoming a table; as soon as they cleared away, they sawed off the trunk again, and thus there was
more room to play. There was an enormous fireplace which was in almost any part of the room where you cared to light
it, and across this Wendy stretched strings, made of fibre, from which she suspended her washing. The bed was tilted
against the wall by day, and let down at 6.30, when it filled nearly half the room; and all the boys except Michael
slept in it, lying like sardines in a tin. There was a strict rule against turning round until one gave the signal,
when all turned at once. Michael should have used it also; but Wendy would have a baby, and he was the littlest, and
you know what women are, and the short and the long of it is that he was hung up in a basket.

It was rough and simple, and not unlike what baby bears would have made of an underground house in the same
circumstances. But there was one recess in the wall, no larger than a bird-cage, which was the private apart ment of
Tinker Bell. It could be shut off from the rest of the home by a tiny curtain, which Tink, who was most fastidious,
always kept drawn when dressing or undressing. No woman, however large, could have had a more exquisite boudoir and
bedchamber combined. The couch, as she always called it, was a genuine Queen Mab, with club legs; and she varied the
bedspreads according to what fruit-blossom was in season. Her mirror was a Puss-in-boots, of which there are now only
three, unchipped, known to the fairy dealers; the wash-stand was Pie-crust and reversible, the chest of drawers an
authentic Charming the Sixth, and the carpet and rugs of the best (the early) period of Margery and Robin. There was a
chandelier from Tiddly winks for the look of the thing, but of course she lit the residence herself. Tink was very
contemptuous of the rest of the house, as indeed was perhaps inevitable; and her chamber, though beautiful, looked
rather conceited, having the appearance of a nose permanently turned up.

I suppose it was all especially entrancing to Wendy, because those rampagious boys of hers gave her so much to do.
Really there were whole weeks when, except perhaps with a stocking in the evening, she was never above ground. The
cooking, I can tell you, kept her nose to the pot. Their chief food was roasted breadfruit, yams, cocoa-nuts, baked
pig, mammee-apples, tappa rolls and bananas, washed down with calabashes of poe-poe; but you never exactly knew whether
there would be a real meal or just a make-believe, it all depended upon Peter’s whim. He could eat, really eat, if it
was part of a game, but he could not stodge just to feel stodgy, which is what most children like better than anything
else; the next best thing being to talk about it. Make-believe was so real to him that during a meal of it you could
see him getting rounder. Of course it was trying, but you simply had to follow his lead, and if you could prove to him
that you were getting loose for your tree he let you stodge.

Wendy’s favourite time for sewing and darning was after they had all gone to bed. Then, as she expressed it, she had
a breathing time for herself; and she occupied it in making new things for them, and putting double pieces on the
knees, for they were all most frightfully hard on their knees.

When she sat down to a basketful of their stockings, every heel with a hole in it, she would fling up her arms and
exclaim, ‘Oh dear, I am sure I sometimes think spinsters are to be envied.’

Her face beamed when she exclaimed this.

You remember about her pet wolf. Well, it very soon discovered that she had come to the island and it found her out,
and they just ran into each other’s arms. After that it followed her about everywhere.

As time wore on did she think much about the beloved parents she had left behind her? This is a difficult question,
because it is quite impossible to say how time does wear on in the Neverland, where it is calculated by moons and suns,
and there are ever so many more of them than on the mainland. But I am afraid that Wendy did not really worry about her
father and mother; she was absolutely confident that they would always keep the window open for her to fly back by, and
this gave her complete ease of mind. What did disturb her at times was that John remembered his parents vaguely only,
as people he had once known, while Michael was quite willing to believe that she was really his mother. These things
scared her a little, and nobly anxious to do her duty, she tried to fix the old life in their minds by setting them
examination papers on it, as like as possible to the ones she used to do at school. The other boys thought this awfully
interesting, and insisted on joining, and they made slates for themselves, and sat round the table, writing and
thinking hard about the questions she had written on another slate and passed round. They were the most ordinary
questions —‘What was the colour of Mother’s eyes? Which was taller, Father or Mother? Was Mother blonde or brunette?
Answer all three questions if possible.’ ‘(A) Write an essay of not less than 40 words on How I spent my last Holidays,
or The Caracters of Father and Mother compared. Only one of these to be attempted.’ Or ‘(1) Describe Mother’s laugh;
(2) Describe Father’s laugh; (3) Describe Mother’s Party Dress; (4) Describe the Kennel and its Inmate.’

They were just everyday questions like these, and when you could not answer them you were told to make a cross; and
it was really dreadful what a number of crosses even John made. Of course the only boy who replied to every question
was Slightly, and no one could have been more hopeful of coming out first, but his answers were perfectly ridiculous,
and he really came out last: a melancholy thing.

Peter did not compete. For one thing he despised all mothers except Wendy, and for another he was the only boy on
the island who could neither write nor spell; not the smallest word. He was above all that sort of thing.

By the way, the questions were all written in the past tense. What was the colour of Mother’s eyes, and so on.
Wendy, you see, had been forgetting too.

Adventures, of course, as we shall see, were of daily occurrence; but about this time Peter invented, with Wendy’s
help, a new game that fascinated him enormously, until he suddenly had no more interest in it, which, as you have been
told, was what always happened with his games. It consisted in pretending not to have adventures, in doing the sort of
thing John and Michael had been doing all their lives: sitting on stools flinging balls in the air, pushing each other,
going out for walks and coming back without having killed so much as a grizzly. To see Peter doing nothing on a stool
was a great sight; he could not help looking solemn at such times, to sit still seemed to him such a comic thing to do.
He boasted that he had gone a walk for the good of his health. For several suns these were the most novel of all
adventures to him; and John and Michael had to pretend to be delighted also; otherwise he would have treated them
severely.

He often went out alone, and when he came back you were never absolutely certain whether he had had an adventure or
not. He might have forgotten it so completely that he said nothing about it; and then when you went out you found the
body; and, on the other hand, he might say a great deal about it, and yet you could not find the body. Sometimes he
came home with his head bandaged, and then Wendy cooed over him and bathed it in lukewarm water, while he told a
dazzling tale. But she was never quite sure, you know. There were, however, many adventures which she knew to be true
because she was in them herself, and there were still more that were at least partly true, for the other boys were in
them and said they were wholly true. To describe them all would require a book as large as an English-Latin,
Latin-English Dictionary, and the most we can do is to give one as a specimen of an average hour on the island. The
difficulty is which one to choose. Should we take the brush with the redskins at Slightly Gulch? It was a sanguinary
affair, and especially interesting as showing one of Peter’s peculiarities, which was that in the middle of a fight he
would suddenly change sides. At the Gulch, when victory was still in the balance, sometimes leaning this way and
sometimes that, he called out, ‘I’m redskin to-day; what are you, Tootles?’ And Tootles answered, ‘Redskin; what are
you, Nibs?’ and Nibs said,‘Redskin; what are you, Twin?’ and so on; and they were all redskin; and of course this would
have ended the fight had not the real redskins, fascinated by Peter’s methods, agreed to be lost boys for that once,
and so at it they all went again, more fiercely than ever.

The extraordinary upshot of this adventure was — but we have not decided yet that this is the adventure we are to
narrate. Perhaps a better one would be the night attack by the redskins on the house under the ground, when several of
them stuck in the hollow trees and had to be pulled out like corks. Or we might tell how Peter saved Tiger Lily’s life
in the Mermaids’ Lagoon, and so made her his ally.

Or we could tell of that cake the pirates cooked so that the boys might eat it and perish; and how they placed it in
one cunning spot after another; but always Wendy snatched it from the hands of her children, so that in time it lost
its succulence, and became as hard as a stone, and was used as a missile, and Hook fell over it in the dark.

Or suppose we tell of the birds that were Peter’s friends, particularly of the Never bird that built in a tree
overhanging the lagoon, and how the nest fell into the water, and still the bird sat on her eggs, and Peter gave orders
that she was not to be disturbed. That is a pretty story, and the end shows how grateful a bird can be; but if we tell
it we must also tell the whole adventure of the lagoon, which would of course be telling two adventures rather than
just one. A shorter adventure, and quite as exciting, was Tinker Bell’s attempt, with the help of some street fairies,
to have the sleeping Wendy conveyed on a great floating leaf to the mainland. Fortunately the leaf gave way and Wendy
woke, thinking it was bath-time, and swam back. Or again, we might choose Peter’s defiance of the lions, when he drew a
circle round him on the ground with an arrow and defied them to cross it; and though he waited for hours, with the
other boys and Wendy looking on breathlessly from trees, not one of them dared to accept his challenge.

Which of these adventures shall we choose? The best way will be to toss for it.

I have tossed, and the lagoon has won. This almost makes one wish that the gulch or the cake or Tink’s leaf had won.
Of course I could do it again, and make it best out of three; however, perhaps fairest to stick to the lagoon.