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Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the GOAT
He eats a bunch of babies - a lot more than most
Why the Hell won't He eat our "GM" Jerry Jones?
His jaws are chomping on!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
His jaws are chomping on!

I have seen Him eat the babies of 100 Eagles fans
They built him an alter and pointed to the Giants’ camp
He ate all their babies and went to Redskins’ land
His jaws are chomping on!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
His jaws are chomping on!

I have seen the GOAT play with a heart of molten steel;
“As ye deal with My dinners, I welcome my next meal”
Let the Hero, born of ogre eat what he will
This God is chomping on!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
Gory! Gory! Pat McQuistan!
His jaws are chomping on!