-->''Kids! You're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S TOO BAD!. So what do you do? First, you DRINK LIQUOR, then you TOUCH a police officer.''-->-'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b5V3EFfPi0 ''Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids'']]

-->'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd:''' Here are five things that should've been improved. Number one is gonna be a spellcheck. Let's play teacher and grade this piece of shit. It should've said, 'I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!' Moving on to number two. The second thing in this game that should've been improved would've been a better use of spaghetti. So number three is gonna be better spaghetti.\\'''Mario:''' It's been one of those days...-->''AVGN Meets [=YouTube=] Poop''

--> "Who lives in an '''[[EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods Octorok]]''' under '''your face'''?\\WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\\Absorbent and '''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames evil]]''' and '''[[VictoryIsBoring boring]]''' is he!\\WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\\If '''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Triforce]]''' of '''[[BigEater dinner]]''' be somethin' ye wish!\\WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\\Then drop on '''[[CoolAndUnusualPunishment the floors]]''' and '''[[IllKillYou DIE]]''' like a fish!\\WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants!\\--> [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0zl4OvKwvM ''YTP - The King fails at musicals'']]

-->''"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the [[GreatBigBookOfEverything Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook]]. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya [[LargeHam throw THE SWITCH!]] Then, ya search for [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck Darkwing]]! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife touch the green button]]. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}!'' Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."''-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Sonic the Hedgehog]]''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJ9E4na9A Scrooge McDuck's Gold Fetish]]''

-->"Aw do I have to die so soon?"--> --'''Yoshi''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]

-->"Hey Zelda. I just want to say...[[TearJerker it sure is boring without you.]]"-->-- '''Link''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OVCpD-7nI4 One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]

-->"Good site but I don't like the constant orgasming over [[LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya Haruhi]], Franchise/LyricalNanoha, or [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann TTGL]] on there"--> --WebAnimation/YouTubePoop forums user The Red Mage on Wiki/TvTropes

-->'''King Harkinian''': "After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat [[{{Mondegreen}} ship]], then you can take mah boi to dinner."-->'''Link''': "Great!"-->'''King Harkinian''': "Then after you strive for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies."--> '''Zelda''': "But father--"--> --[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmIAM-hnEjQ The King's Unreasonable Demands]]

--> "[[ShapedLikeItself "The best defense is a good defense"]]--> --'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWqBrsWoyPs Skipper]]'''

-->"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: PINGAS, PINESS, PENIS."---> '''Robotnik Watches TV'''

--> '''Frollo:''' God have mercy on me...--> '''God:''' AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY!--> -- Judge Frollo and "God", [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5QI2xw3icY Frollo Goes to Hell, Michigan]]

--> '''[[Disney/TheLionKing Simba]]:''' But dad, don't we eat Mufasa?--> '''Mufasa:''' Yes, Mufasa, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become Mufasa. And [[MindScrew Mufasa eat Mufasa]]. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Mufasa.--> -- ''The Hyenas Want You to Do It Again''

-->'''Link:''' I just wonder what WebAnimation/KroboProductions is up to!-->'''The King:''' Mah boi, WebAnimation/WalrusGuy is what all true warriors see on Website/YouTube!-->'''Link:''' You can kiss my butt the king! He is Creator/{{Deepercutt}}'s boyfriend!-->'''The King:''' You shitmonkey!--> -- ''The King visits Metaleeto.com'' by [=SwishFilmsinc=]

-->'''Mario:''' Duke Onkled is one of those gays.--> '''Luigi:''' "Well, maybe Duke Onkled will give us a picnic, if we... fuck him."--> -- '''Mario'' and '''Luigi'', ''The King's Unreasonable Demands'' by [=SwishFilmsinc=]

--> It is written: only [[TrueLovesKiss a kiss]] can return the Triforce to harmony. Only then the Triforce can defeat evil once again.--> -- '''Gwonam''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX3Rbqd6ir4 Strive for Love Finale (Part 2)]]''

--> Grabs life by the conkers, and hydrates you 'till you say...[[VideoGame/SegaRally GAME OVER YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!]]--> -- '''Mr. Volcano''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmugYzJwl9E Exploding Bats may result in GAME OVER YEAH!]]

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]]''': You're... going to '''''LOVE MEEEE!'''''-->'''Frollo''': No. I am not capable of loving ponies. Get out of my head!-->'''Fluttershy''': NO!-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq3r-Mbmzy8 My Little Wasted Life: Friendship is Full of Regrets]]''

-->''Am I glad that he's frozen in there, and that we're out here... and that he's the sheriff, and that we're frozen out here... and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. But what I wanna know is where's the caveman?''-->-- '''[[ScoobyDoo Shaggy]]''', ''WebVideo/TheMisadventuresOfSkooks'' - [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsUsURAj0y0Part 3/6]]

--> When you need foundation repair, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you want foundation repair]]... and you'd like to save a lot of money, right? And you'd like to suck a lot of cock, right? Then you should call HOH SIS.-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-8QspaBug No One Needs Foundation Repair]]''

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Superjail}} Alice]]:''' How about we raise the stakes? Winner gets to savor my tenderloin.-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr. Krabs]]:''' *screams*-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX6KUi0N_EE The Copulatory Lives of Aquatic Animals]]''

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]]:''' Wow. You're a real turkey.-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]]:''' Friendddd....-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Squidward]]:''' What are you doing?-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Patrick]]:''' I have to touch you!-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBBKJFDs32Q Skidworm the Bad Neighbor]]''

--> Long ago, Egyptian kings played a terrible game, until a brave and powerful Pharaoh locked the magic away. ''(Box pops open, revealing VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006)'' Oh, fuck. Now, five years later, a boy named Yugi unlocks the secret of the [[Franchise/StarWars Millennium Falcon]]. Destiny has chosen him to save the world from ''Franchise/YuGiOh'' games, just as the brave Pharaoh did, five years ago.--> -- '''Narrator''', ''[[http://youtu.be/kP_EGSOEGAE Youtube Poop: YooGee's Undying Love for Portable Consoles]]''`

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/LegendOfKorra Amon]]''': "Good morning republicans, this is YourMom. I am calling on [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] to [[HarsherInHindsight shut down the government.]] It's time to stop worshiping niggers as if they were equal, or else there will be consequences."-->-- [[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lthpiHT7ggA Mako Explores his Sexuality]]

--> '''[[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank]]''': "He drags us halfway around the world so he can go to the sink and take a shower."--> -- ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBqxeYCJ4ho King of the Hill "KOTH" Collaboration 3]]''

--> "For the LOVE of GOD, don't just quote ME, leave a more clever comment! And learn how to spell!"--> -- '''[[Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame Frollo]]''' leaving a [[TheStinger stinger message]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI-shoahY0U Gaston and Frollo Get A Life]]

--> '''Nardwaur''': "You have a record review of the Music/FleetFoxes, it has like nine views!"--> '''[[WebVideo/TheNeedleDrop Anthony Fantano]]''': "Hopefully they fuck me in the butt too."--> -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-rdkNhyoHc Anthony Fantano Destroys his Career.]]

--> ''"Once upon a time, in the magical land part of YouTube, there were two regal YouTube poopers who created shit for their subscribers. To do this, [[http://www.youtube.com/user/AlarmCopter AlarmCopter]] used Pony Vegas to raise the sus at dawn. [[http://www.youtube.com/user/ManMonocle Man Monocle]] used iMovie to create dick jokes."''--> -- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3LO9HAt39s Pony is Pony: Crystal Empire State of Mind [Collab Entry] ]]''

--> ''"One day at a camp, [[CrossesTheLineTwice we were playing Don't Tell Your Mother]], [[AssShove and I had to get twenty thousand pickles in my butt.]]"''--> -- '''Creator/MichaelRosen''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy42P4gOi2E The Wawaw and Other Tales of Rosenry]]

--> ''"Boggle?"''--> -- '''Hank Hill'''

--> '''Gwonam''': Ganon seized Koridai!--> '''Link''': Great! I'll grab my stuff!--> '''Gwonam''': There is no time. Your sword is enough!--> '''Link''': You sure? I've got like five or six quests' worth of stuff in the back! I could---> '''Gwonam''': We do not have the time! Go get your sword!--> '''Link''': But I've got eight pouches of bombs!--> '''Gwonam''': All you need is your sword!--> '''Link''': Can I just---> '''Gwonam''': You defeat Ganon by throwing a book! Now get on the [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] carpet!--> -- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xi7CXtJ8w Alternate Endings]]

--> '''[[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa King Dedede]]''': I'll have some [[ManipulativeEditing pussy]] and I'll start off with some monster-pussy-chateaubriand-briand-chateau-chateau-two-for-mah-two-for-mah-briand steak!--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLCP4KAL0oI Fat Blue Penguin Man Does Something]]; in this scene, the "something" is ordering an appetizer with an OverlyLongName.

--> ''"If you need instructions on how to make toast, you will die!"''--> -- '''Mario''', ''[[https://youtu.be/ISJXJiL9_7E Robotnik Throws a PROMOTION Party]]''

-->'''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Fish]]''': [[WesternAnimation/TheRealGhostbusters It wasn't that funny.]]--> --[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPQYBJTrV0g Spingebill's Paranoia (or How I Stopped Hating and Became Yours)]]

--> ''[[WesternAnimation/HowTheGrinchStoleChristmas You're a mean one,]] Dr. Robotnik!''--> ''You have termites in your pingas!''--> ''Your piness is a bad banana with a... greasy black peel!''--> ''Your pingas is splotched with moldy purple spots,''--> ''Your pingas is cuddly as a cactus,''--> ''Your piness is full of spiders,''--> ''You've got garlic in your pingas''--> ''You have the... [[GagPenis thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot piiiiingaaas!]]''--> ''The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote:''--> ''Pingas!''--> ''Piness!''--> ''Penis!''--> ''Your pingas is an appalling dump heap,''--> ''Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment''--> ''Of deplorable rubbish imaginable!''--> ''Mangled up in tangled up knots!''--> -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdlsAeu_n3k Robotnik Watches TV]]----