Who will greet you when you arrive? I want to be welcomed by all of my pets that have passed away over the years—I want them there at the pearly gates. My chicken, my little duck, my little pig, my dogs, my nine cats.

The soundtrack will be: Salsa! I want to make sure everyone is having a good time.

Your occupation will be: I would love to be those travelers—like on the Travel Channel—who goes to exotic locations like Egypt or Mexico and they’re always hopping from hotels. It’s a like a vacation every day, even though I’m sure that’s not the way they feel.

The closet on your cloud will be filled with: Givenchy, Chanel purses and accessories, Estee Lauder makeup, and Alexander Wang. Some Alexander McQueen stuff, too. That’s a special piece for when I’m in heaven and there’s a party that I’m throwing.

If heaven has an open bar, the signature cocktail will be: Passion fruit caipirinhas or white wine.