What the F*ck!: Chick-Fil-A

Chick-Fil-A, if you dont have one close to you, god have mercy on your soul – your missing out on some of the most delicious chicken sandwiches you have EVER tasted. However, this franchise from the beginning has been committing an unimaginable crime ever since its inception in 1967. To this day it seems No one has called them out on it. Well Joe has finally had enough, its time for RETRIBUTION!

I’ve always said “A trip to Chick-Fil-A can brighten any day!”

Of Course Unless that day is Sunday. The worse day of the week for Chicken Sandwiches!

I cant tell you how many times my dumb ass has driven to Chick-Fil-A, rocking back and forth in my seat in anticipation of those HOT NUGGETS – only to pull up to a dark and empty shell of a restaurant!

I HATE SUNDAYS!

I know why you are closed on Sundays, and I DONT CARE! STOP IT !
I NEED MY CHICKEN! NOW!
I’m hopelessly addicted to your delectable menu, and a lesser chain would have crumbled to the ground as I screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs banging on the closed doors. You’ve survived this long but only because i’ve been weak, I’ve been unable to destroy the very thing I love.

I know you think your doing good by providing people a day to worship or rest – to do some good in the community. But The pain and angwish you cause by being closed on this day when the majority of the populace is free from work, is unforgivable!

In your feeble attempt to encourage people to do good on Sundays, you’ve driven them to evil – hundreds if not thousands of broken human beings are lashing out at their fellow man, put into bad moods because they through no fault of their own are unable to get their fil-a fix. You have caused me great pain during multiple Sundays in my life, and for this crime, you can never be forgiven!

Man, Ive drove up to Chick-fil-a soooo many times on sunday’s, and it’s like you said:
It’s then that I relise That I will not be enjoying my sunday eating delicious Chicken sandwitch’s, no golden brown nuggets, no Chicken biscuits, no Fresh lemonade,

whenever I drive up there on sunday’s, Im filled with dissapointment. That’s why on saturday’s Im going to fill up on chick-fil-a to last me for sunday, then drive back on monday xD

Joe, I am sad to say. I live in the bay area of California, and the closest one to my city is 60.26 miles away in Fairfield, CA. I don’t drive, and I don’t think my friends would be willing to drive that far for Chick-Fil-A ;.; You made me really want some, and now I know I probably won’t get it ;.;

All-in-all you also made me laugh rather hard at my desk at work. Thank you for that 😀

That was good video Funny how you broke in, tut tut Joe tut tut, i have never seen a Chick-Fil-A, I don’t think we have them in Britain but I do know why they are closed.

“Our decision to close on Sunday was our way of honoring God and directing our attention to things more important than our business. If it took seven days to make a living with a restaurant, then we needed to be in some other line of work. Through the years, I have never wavered from that position.”
– S. Truett Cathy