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Protect your companion slab

Mandatory for all Aperture Labs employees & subjects

Hard case to protect your iPhone 4/4S

Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible

Portal fans are so crazy about the companion cube. After carrying it around, loving it, and then having to burninate it, you get attached. But we don't see you carrying a plush companion cube around now, do we? Nope. In fact, we'll bet that there's an iPhone within reach. We'll bet you love your iPhone more than the companion cube and that if you were asked to burninate your iPhone you'd have some strong words to say about it. Thus, we are renaming the iPhone the companion slab.

Protect your companion slab with this hard, snap-on case from Valve. The case will hug your companion slab gently and provide protection from all the bumps and scratches of everyday life. A mandatory accessory for anyone who loves Aperture Labs, hates Black Mesa, or just likes cake. Mmmm... cake. (Cake is the only thing that matters.)