I think we were all wondering. As in…was she wearing any? Don’t get me wrong; I don’t like to talk smack on people’s appearances, and when I watch Awards shows, I try to be 90% complementary, 10% snarky. You need to leave yourself some room to be bitchy in cases like, say, Kristen Stewart who acted like she’d rather be ruining a marriage than presenting at the Oscars.

Oh, wait.

But seriously, Renee Zellweger was rocking an “au naturel” look like I’ve never witnessed on television. HD television at that. And on Hollywood’s BIGGEST NIGHT. I’m not knocking a fresh face (I abstain from heavy makeup on the reg) and I think Ms. Jerry Maguire/Bridget Jones is naturally pretty, but I felt like some lipstick or at least a smidge of tinted gloss or SOMETHING would have been nice.

BUT WAIT…apparently, she was wearing something on that pouty kisser:

Bold move, Laura Mercier. Also…way to throw the makeup artist under the bus. This tweet was literally sandwiched between a bazillion others about Renee Zellweger’s lack of um, beautification for the occasion. I just find it wild that they ‘fessed up to doing someone’s makeup that actually looked like she wasn’t wearing any. That’s like…a plastic surgeon claiming he did Kate Hudson’s boob job. Or a hairstylist bragging that Pitbull is her client.