11,190September 29, 20129 comments

He's not particularly good at theft, taking it like a man or faking a serious brain injury. If he can't traffic at least 2 lbs of cocaine in his anal cavity I'm afraid it might be time to leave South America.

10,472April 11, 20123 comments

Jerald Newman put a video game in his waistband as he bent over to pick up his grandson, who had fallen down in the midst chaos. At that moment police pounced on Newman and slammed him to the ground, thinking he was shop