‘Two and a Half Men’ Back in 4 Weeks

Despite all the very serious talk about getting Charlie Sheen the help he needs, Warner Bros. has apparently changed their tune on the Two and a Half Men hiatus because filming will resume in as little as three-to-four weeks and make up the missed episodes so the crew gets paid. TMZ reports:

Sources connected with the show tell us … although nothing is in stone … they’re told by the addiction specialist that Charlie could be back to work next month. If that happens, producers would most likely make up the two missed shows at the end of the production season.
Bottom line — no one will lose money and the show could be back on track.

While it’s nice to see the little people aren’t getting the shaft in this Pretend to Cure Charlie Circus, I love how we’re supposed to believe a credible addiction specialist looked at Charlie Sheen and went, “Oh, what, this guy? Four weeks. Tops,” instead of the more believable response of loading two shotguns and sending in a priest to negotiate.

PRIEST: Chahlee? It’s Father O’Malley. We just want to talk to ya, son.
CHARLIE: There is no Charlie. Only blow.
PORN STAR: *from basement* Help! There’s eight of us tied to the same radiator! Please, the sex is only two minutes long!
CHARLIE: Bentleys! Bentleys! $30,000! Bentleys!
PORN STAR: Never mind! — Can mine be pink?
CHARLIE: Bentleys!
PRIEST: I didn’t sign on for naked women. Best o’ luck, son. I’ll be praying for ya.
CHARLIE: BENTLEEEYYSSSS!

So if we’ve learned anything from Charlie’s “Pornstar Family” bender, it is that Charlie is allergic to tits. Or maybe he just wants to maximize the flat surfaces around him for cocaine-consumption purposes.

*yawn* More adolescent girls with body’s of young boys and no shape or curves what so ever. We all know that charlie’s thing. I’m not knocking it, but I prefer a hour glass figure. Nothing to see here.

Looks like I struck a nerve with you. I can tell by your comment at the top of the page that your into girls like this. It has been discussed and documented over the last few days that charlie has a thing for girls who have a certain look. Instead of talking to a psychologist, he should be talking to chris hansen. The first pic you can tell she is flat chested. And you said a round ass? Its more small and petite. I know they are of age, but even in there pics they try to give the impression of a young adolescent girls. Dude, I’m not knocking you or charlie. Its just different strokes for different folks.

Not true. Do a Google image search for Shyla Jennings and you find that she has a great bod. Her tits are not huge but natural and quite respectable.
Shame on you, you should do more research before you start condemning perfectly good whores…

My God ,How many porn stars can one man go through?At #
Sheik Yerbouti and # i_piss_excellence…….. No tits? Google Bree Olson, one of his possie….She has amzing tits ,all natural and she does anything,DP, Creampies, BJ, Lesbo, Dildos,3somes……….I would fuck any of Charlie’s choices, no Plastic airbags,curves=u mean BBW, and their petite who are smart enough not to go Joker face in terms of plastic surgery like so many used by date porn stars….

Funny how he messes with the more obscure porn stars. I have to wonder why he didn’t go more mainstream or well-known or did he try and they shot him down. I guess Sasha Grey, Stormy Daniels and Julia Ann are smart enough to stay away from that train wreck, no matter how good the loot is.

I know it sounds crazy, but when I look at this picture my penis seems to get larger. Then when I do something else, it shrinks again. Then I look at this picture, and my penis gets larger again. Should I see a urologist?

Let’s see….he is the highest paid TV actor right now….he goes on three day benders and has orgies with young porn stars in a huge mansion…..all these news sites are saying he has hit rock bottom…..Sounds like he is living the American dream….leave him the fuck alone…if he kills himself it will take the mortician three weeks to get the smile off of his face.