Q starts fighting with cheese, which disrupts the space/time continuum, resulting in world disorder where Nazis start hunting down doll-collectors, Groucho Marx reincarnates as a kitten, and Stephenie Meyer becomes the new Stephen King.

Granted, but desire stole it from you while you were sleeping and he started making cheese-men out of it, and they took over Korea in 69 minutes. Meanwhile, Cali woke up and noticed her cheese was missing, therefore decided to go on a massive rampage slaughtering every person/kitten she saw. She was caught by desire's cheese-men and brought to his secret evil laboratory where he plans to build his ultimate Termicheeser. To be continued....IN HELL BWAHAHHAHAAH.

Granted, Michy can has the 'boom boom boom', and she entered the International booming competition, which involved several terrorist organisations, some third-world presidents/prime ministers and a duck.

Then she accidentally the whole universe, which led to further financial ruin, Mac finally taking over the world, and McDonalds being the new "healthy".

And we all turned into penguins.

I wish I had a lollipop. A red one. That has a smiley face (grape tasting!) on it. <3

granted, but you did not realize that it was really just a rlly warm Popsicle in the negative temperatures of Antarctica. And the only thing keeping it whole was the coldness around it. then when you leased realized it a giant polar bear came up and almost killed you b ut insteade just took the "lolipop" leaving you with nothing

Granted, but I used a phoenix down while Sephiroth was trying to stab me with his long, pointy, sword. Then Cloud jumped in and shouted out "Q! YOU IDIOT! WHY'D YOU USE A PHOENIX DOWN ON A PINK PUF--" and then he was stabbed in the face with a 20 foot long sword. Then me and Sephiroth became best friends and ruled the world for all eternity.

Granted, but it was stolen by a person we shal call "tom". Tom figured out its amazing capibilities, and decided to therefore, take over the world. He led his over 9000 army of ducks into Germany where Hitler reincarnated as Anne Frank. He then confronted desire's army of cheese-men, and lost the battle becasue chees is too overwhelming.

Granted. A blow-up doll entered your home carrying the pink pillow in question. Unfortunately, the blow-up doll was a phail thinger created by none other than Mac. While it was handing you the pillow, it blew up, and pinatas all over the world began to plan the annihilation of chickens, which led to the Duckbilled Platypus massacre of 19022.

Granted, while you were wishing upon your star, an innocent laser beam was accidentally fired at it, causing bunnies to plot an attack on ducks with blue feathers, while Desire was building the twin towers out of live squirells. A few years later, in 2012, the Earth was hit by an unknown substance called "lolmeteor" causing the world to go into chaos, destroying all the countries except Iraq. Terrorists ruled the world.

Granted. Of course, it was offering 1 CANDY = 1 LOLCAT, so you managed to take the LOLCAT home, while it was telling bad jokes about LOLWALRUS and it's mysterious bukkit. Unfortunately, Walt Disney had an allergic reaction towards it, called Obama, and accidentally the whole of Tunasia, where Desireface was giving a cheese lecture to deprived snorkels.