Well this is my back yardMy back gateI hate to start my parties lateHere's the party cartAin't that great ?That ain't the best part babyJust waitThat's a genuine weathervaneIt moves with the breezePortable hammock honeyWho needs treesIt's casual entertainingWe aim to pleaseAt my parties

Check out the shinglesIt's brand newExcuse me while I mingleHi, how are youHey everybodyLet me give you a toastThis one's for meThe host with the most

Boy, this punch is a tripIt's o.k. in my bookHere, take a sipMaybe little heaven on the fruitAh, here comes the dipYou may kiss the cookLet me show you honeyIt's easy, lookYou take a fork and spire 'emSay, did you try these ?So glad you like 'emThe secret's in the cheeseIt's casual entertainingWe aim to pleaseAt my parties

Now don't talk to me about the polar bearDon't talk to me about ozone layerAin't so much of anything these days, even the airThey're running out of rhinosWhat do I care ?Let's hear it for the dolphinLet's hear it for the treesAin't runnin' out of nothin' in my deep freezeIt's casual entertainingWe aim to pleaseAt my parties