We know that President Obama isn’t royalty because he said so himself in 2013, when pressed on the question of why he wasn’t issuing executive actions to speed immigration reform along. “I’m not a king,” he confessed to viewers of Univision and Telemundo, obviously frustrated by the fact.

That was years ago; is he a king now? The Obama administration has issued a directive which is being sent to school districts Friday requiring them to allow students to use whichever restroom and locker room matches their gender identity.