Cooking is like producing

You start off like this: Hey, today i want to make a harsh jump up tune or: Hey, today i want to cook a fucking STEAK with POTATOES and shit ass VEGETABLES.
You need ingredients (synths, drum hits, samples), but you don't go with the cheap shitty ones, because in the end it will taste/sound like shit. You can't spice a shitty peace of fucking steak in a way it doesn't taste shitty, as well as you can't eq a fucking bad recorded drum sample in a way it doesn't sound like shit. YOU buy the best fucking meat you can get aswell as you buy the most badass sounding drum hits and all those crazy synths you need for a tight production.

Next is cutting your ingredients. Get your knife and cut those damn potatoes and get rid of the peel (low frequencies that everbody cuts off) because no one needs that shit. Build your first 8 bars of the drop because that's the basics you need for your arrangement.

Now this is the best step: BOILING, ROASTING, ARRANGING, BUILD UPS, BREAKS, FILLS. This is where your meal gets the character of the artist. Slow boiling, fast boiling? Olive oil for frying? Melody build up or just heavy elements? It's up to you to make the best out of your meal.

Next step is probably the most important step: SEASONING or also known as the MIXDOWN. The reason why it's so important: if you do a lot of stuff wrong at this part all the previous work was for nothing, reason? It will taste/sound like shit. Doesn't matter if you overdo or if you season too less. It's probably the most difficult thing and you really need a feeling for it, that's why it's so difficult for everyone who starts cooking/producing.

Last but not least it's now time to make your meal perfect. This is usually the time where your GF comes with a spoon, tastes it and tells you that it needs more salt. Usually one of those moments where you want to freak out because you already spent so much work on your baby and then someone comes and fucking tells you it needs more SALT. Anyways, this step is also known as mastering.

Only thing that's different: after finishing your meal you can fucking eat & enjoy it instead of spending hours and a shit load of money on finding a label and doing distribution, promo, etc.

Well, anyways. I came up with it this morning in the shower, i'm wondering if anyone else already had the same idea, lel.

Fucking good fucking stuff fucking shit. Fucking possibly the best fucking waffle fucking thread ever. Shit. And if you fucking buying a fucking cookbook, why settle for the fucking paperfuckingback when you can buy the electronic interfuckingactive one. Because at that point its not about making fucking steak as much as it is learning how to cook... period. So obviously the fucking electronic interactive cookbook is better.

i was going to write about satan but i have changed my mind and will watch a few episodes of south park season 3. i feel it ocming on tonight buddy. its in the air. like phil collins and that guy who couldve saved the other guy from drowning but he didnt and phil pointed him out in the crowd at one of his concerts and people went mental. this is a myth, propagated by none other than eminem which goes to show his meager beginnings as a poor white trash phil collins listening motherf$#ker

Fucking good fucking stuff fucking shit. Fucking possibly the best fucking waffle fucking thread ever. Shit. And if you fucking buying a fucking cookbook, why settle for the fucking paperfuckingback when you can buy the electronic interfuckingactive one. Because at that point its not about making fucking steak as much as it is learning how to cook... period. So obviously the fucking electronic interactive cookbook is better.

Fucking good fucking stuff fucking shit. Fucking possibly the best fucking waffle fucking thread ever. Shit. And if you fucking buying a fucking cookbook, why settle for the fucking paperfuckingback when you can buy the electronic interfuckingactive one. Because at that point its not about making fucking steak as much as it is learning how to cook... period. So obviously the fucking electronic interactive cookbook is better.