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The other day Daniel and I were chilling on the couch just chatting about upcoming stuff. One of the things Daniel had to do was to write a speech because he was running for Vice President of the senior class at school.

As we were discussing his MANY qualifications I told him that perhaps he should put some testimonials in. He asked what they would be and we had the following conversation:

Me: Why don’t you add a testimonials section to your speech?

Daniel: Like what?

Me: You could include Colden’s testimonial.

(NOTE TO READER: Colden is the 3-year-old son of my niece Cammie. He lives in Vermont, is an avid fan of Thomas the Tank Engine and adored Daniel)

Daniel: that would be hilarious. What did he say?

Me: He told his mother “I really like Daniel. I’m going to be friends with him my WHOLE life”

Daniel: that is a great testimonial and will attest to my character

Me: … of course, he also told his mother that he “loved Keely and was going to marry her so …”

Daniel: (musing) It’s probably because we had such a great game of catch.

Me: That’s right. He was throwing the ball to me and managed to hit you right in the face. That was hilarious.

Daniel: Yeah, and then I watched “accidents will happen” about a million times with him on your iPad.