>rendering it immobile?
>Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors?
>Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't
sheets of

>notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they
attempt to take
>notes in class?... I'll tell you why-- BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T
BEAT
ANYBODY!
>A rock would tear that sh*t up in 2 seconds.
>When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then
when
>somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I punch
them in the