!! OMG, she’ll poop on your face: Lady Kaka! !!

It’s no secret that gay men in Toronto go ape shit for Lady Gaga. It is fitting, then, that her scatalogical alter ego, Lady Kaka, should make her stage debut in Canada’s largest city (following the break-out success story Shitney Beers a couple months ago).
Last Friday, at monthly drag party The ReVue, Lady Kaka thoroughly disgusted the hometown crowd with a rendition of her hit song “Poop On Her Face”. Favorite lyric: “Going to do number 2 well baby it’s no fun/unless I do it on your chest and when I got the runs.”
You too, dear reader, can now bear witness to this momentous event thanks to your favorite gay bloggers. Video above and full lyrics after the jump! Enjoy!

“Poop on Her Face” by Lady KakaI want a laxative and a martini please,
get myself so wasted that I end up on my knees.
Stupid misconception that I like to keep it clean,
water sports and anal shit, now baby that’s my scene.
Oh, oh, oh
I push one out, show her what I got.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I push real hard, show her what I got.
Poop on my, poop on my,
I just want you to poop on my face.
She poop on me like nobody.
Poop on my, poop on my,
I just want you to poop on my face.
I want to poop on you and baby poop on me,
A little chocolate kiss and golden showers are for free
Going to do number 2 well baby it’s no fun,
unless I do it on your chest and when I got the runs.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I push one out, show her what I got.
Oh, oh, oh, oh
I push one out, show her what I got.
Poop on my, poop on my,
I just want you to poop on my face.
She poop on me like nobody.
Poop on my, poop on my,
I just want you to poop on my face.
I will poop on your face, I’ll poop on your face.
I will poop on your face, I’ll poop on your face.

3 Commentson "OMG, she’ll poop on your face: Lady Kaka!"

You know, Nathan, if you’re going to be so persnickety about spelling on a gossip blog, maybe you should keep your nose in a Margaret Atwood book, where you can enjoy all the u’s you so dearly love in Canadian writing content. This ain’t about grammar, it’s about Lady KaKa!