Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Harnessing the power of spontaneous combustion one playground debate at a time…

Some people really do declare themselves assholes when discussing immigration.

The temperature outside is at least 300 degrees and these motherfuckers want to debate which rich white man with immigrant ancestry is willing to crack down harder on people seeking an immigrant future.

Lawd, give me strength!

Romney and Giuliani are tossing “yo' momma” immigration disses back and forth and…fuck it, it really is too hot for this bullshit!

Shit.

Pause…consider …reflect…

Actually...come to think of it...the temperature might be just right.

Harnessing the power of spontaneous combustion one playground debate at a time...

I love the subtitle "Intense Heat Can Be Dangerous to Kids in Playgrounds." Rather than building shelters or removing wood, they'll probably invest in adding warning notes to playground equipment. Perhaps the genius who wrote the McDonald's hot coffee alert will volunteer.