Random content of the week award

Started: 2005-11-14 20:42:40

Submitted: 2005-11-14 20:43:50

Visibility: World-readable

The Random Content of the Week Award goes to
Cat5 on Uncyclopedia.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the Internet... (Don't
forget to read the page about
Willow
(Feline Adversary). Only one of these is my fault, I swear.)

Ok, well, the most obvious problem with [new years resolution
about getting a girlfriend] is that the intended outcome relies on
variables which are out of my control. It's a matter of chance,
luck, being in the right place at the wrong time, what have you.
Obviously, it also relies on the willful participation of
another human being. Since the only people we control are
ourselves, making resolutions -- promises to ourselves -- which
require the involvement of others, who may or may not want any
part of the game, is like sitting at home and cheering a
football team, and then saying "We won! We won!" when in fact
you had absolutely nothing to do with any of it. Or something
like that.
- Bitscape, Random Rambling, 01 August 2000