it is, of course, a travesty that osu is in the playoffs while Michigan is preparing for a less than stellar bowl game. the two biggest douchebags that have robbed Michigan fans of joy over the last 15 years have been o$u boosters Steinbrenner and Delaney

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steinbrenner's stealing of Henson prior to the 2001 season basically cost Michigan a national championship that year, and enabled o$u's contested championship the year after. with Henson, Michigan would have won the osu game in cheatervest's first year; would have won again in 2002 with a not-so confident buckeye team, and tressel would have been fired after the third straight loss in 2003

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at which point dantonio would have been osu's head coach - and Michigan fans could have focused all their hate on one institution

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delaney, of course, has been screwing Michigan for a long time, with this year's osu game being the most glaring example

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the most infuriating part to Michigan fans is that the AD did not stand up against B1G and support the football team; neither did anyone with any influence

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yes

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as THE KNOWLEDGE stated after the Iowa game, the original universe is continuing in its path where Michigan is preparing for the playoff game against Washington (with Alabama facing Oklahoma in the other game)

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and the version of yourself that doesn't know of the spin-off anomaly is in a much happier state of mind than this version in the spin-off universe

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THE KNOWLEDGE states this so that you understand that your original self is still happy and use that info to derive happiness in the current self

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yes

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the point of this post however is to answer the rumors in NFL circles that urban meyer will be taking over as head coach of the san francisco 49ers

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as readers of these very pages know very well, THE KNOWLEDGE makes his appearance during coaching searches, and provides the best info by revealing, instead of predicting, the future

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after the disastrous decision to get rid of Jim Harbaugh, followed by another disastrous decision to promote the assistant, the 49ers had assumed that the Eagles failure Kelly (no relation to ND failure Kelly) would somehow work out for them

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of course, he didn't

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so, the highly regarded and esteemed management in san fran has decided to get rid of kelly at the end of the season

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and go back to the college ranks to get the best available coach

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since that is Harbaugh, and the next best coach is a noted NFL failure, the prevailing thought in NFL circles is that the 49ers will choose the third best coach in college who has the added benefit of possessing low ethics

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the problem is that Meyer is afraid of coaching in the NFL - where he cannot have a significant talent advantage and his system is too basic to work

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however, seeing Kelly in the NFL has irked Meyer no end and he wants to show, for a year, that he can do better than Kelly

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hence, he will head off to the NFL for a year after ensuring he gets a top rated recruiting class by lying and covering up the fact; try to outdo Kelly and fail; have a health issue; then return to osu in 2018

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when these revelations come true in a few months, THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar

after the upset on Tuesday of last week, many concerned people asked THE KNOWLEDGE if a highly irregular anomaly had occurred to disturb the future

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these people were a lot more concerned about whether the 12-0 regular season revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE had been altered rather than which people were entering the white house

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THE KNOWLEDGE told these people on Wednesday that, yes, an anomaly has altered the future, and they should not only expect a loss at Iowa, but other highly ranked teams will lose as well

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while that info was stunning, these people were a lot more prepared to weather Saturday's results

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however, neither they nor anyone else really understands the nature of the future

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in this post, THE KNOWLEDGE shall expound upon that issue before awarding POTW

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ordinarily people are not qualified to know the future. thus, everyone makes "predictions" rather than revelation of the future

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unlike ordinary people, THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, is different and is capable of knowing the future - even accounting for normal anomalies that are knowable

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however, when a highly irregular anomaly occurs, it is not possible for anyone to see beyond that point. this is the basis on which the multiverse operates

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there are two types of irregular anomalies that exist: (1) Tangential/Push-off anomaly, and (2) Bifurcation/Spin-off anomaly

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the nature of the anomaly itself can only be determined after the fact

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what happened on November 7 was the latter

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what happened in 2015 when Kinnel incorrectly ran into the osu punter was the former

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the former anomaly simply creates an alternate future

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the Spin-off anomaly, however, created two futures - one universe moving in the original future path and the other moving in an altered path

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the version of all of you existing in the current universe are in the altered path

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however, there is also another version of you that continues in the original future where Michigan has defeated Iowa and Trump was trumped

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there, you are still praising the perfect 10-0 record of THE KNOWLEDGE, who exists in both places

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CHALLENGE 2016.1: while no one correctly predicted the score of the msu game, Trebor came the closest. hence Trebor is anointed the Protege of the week retroactively from that Saturday until the upcoming Indiana game

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this is a great achievement that Trebor should be proud of

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CHALLENGE 2016.2: due to the altered future, THE KNOWLEDGE shall now provide the opportunity for the masses to once again participate in this challenge to correctly predict the score of the Indiana game to become the Protege

at the half way point of the season, as all revelations shown have come true, THE KNOWLEDGE has soared and basked in glory

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many was the number of fools who contacted THE KNOWLEDGE when Michigan had fallen behind 7-21 to Colorado in order to challenge the infallibility of THE KNOWLEDGE's revelations

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where are these people now? down in the cellar with the spartans

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now that Michigan is in the middle of a 4 week stretch of alternately playing low to no competition, THE KNOWLEDGE shall introduce THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE for the 2016 season

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in previous years, THE CHALLENGE was introduced at the beginning of the season. THE KNOWLEDGE, of course, knew fully well that nobody was capable of winning it and becoming THE TOP FRIEND of THE KNOWLEDGE

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however, THE CHALLENGE was still introduced at the beginning of the season to reveal to the masses how ineffective they are in predicting the future

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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2016 is to correctly predict the 4 participants in the CF playoffs

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those that predict correctly will be provided the greatest honor of being titled THE TOP FRIEND of THE KNOWLEDGE. wise people know that this title is infinitely more prestigious than the phony titles such as "Sir" provided by a useless setup

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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2016.1 is to correctly predict the score of the Michigan-MSU game. Most people already know the score of the Illinois game - hence, it is worthless as a CHALLENGE

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the correct or closest to correct predictor will win the Protege of The Week award

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THE KNOWLEDGE CHALLENGE 2016.2 is to correctly predict the score of the Michigan-Indiana game

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reply with correct responses to the overall CHALLENGE 2016 and the weekly challenges 2016.1 and 2016.2

these are the anguished cries of those who seek the knowledge that THE KNOWLEDGE provides about the future

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yes

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specifically, these people have been waiting for the 2016 Season Review to understand what is about to transpire this football season

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THE KNOWLEDGE has arrived to reveal the future to these millions of knowledge seekers

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and to bask in glory again

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of course, there are those who wonder why THE KNOWLEDGE was only correct 11 out of 12 games last season. THE KNOWLEDGE had clearly revealed that Michigan will finish the 2015 out of conference schedule 3-1, and finish the B1G season 7-1, with that loss not coming against osu

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THE KNOWLEDGE also was conspicuously absent before the msu game - which many people correctly surmised as a clue to the unfortunate outcome of the game. the end of that game was not in error

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the error in the spatio-temporal continuum occurred when Kinnel incorrectly fell on the osu punter in the first quarter. the temporal dimension was proceeding correctly, and as revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE, until that moment

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Michigan was scheduled to win that game 31-28

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however, the result changed due to a highly irregular anomaly that occurred at that moment

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THE KNOWLEDGE will explain in a later post - during the period when highly boring blowouts occur and people are waiting for a challenging opponent - about how these things work, and how even an extraordinary personality such as THE KNOWLEDGE can be occasionally be perceived to be wrong

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this post, however, is about the 2016 season

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THE KNOWLEDGE shall now reveal the regular season record of Michigan for the upcoming season

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post season play results has been covered in a post that will be shown on these very pages in a few months

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it is to be noted first that Michigan will win all OOC games as expected and enter B1G play with a 3-0 record

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that is obvious to even the lowliest of observers

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many is the number of folks who have predicted a loss or more for Michigan in conference play

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these people don't understand the future

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they "predict" based on how good they think the Michigan players are, how strong the opponents are, and how the schedule looks like

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THE KNOWLEDGE, however, does not predict the future

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THE KNOWLEDGE simply reveals the future

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THE KNOWLEDGE hereby reveals that Michigan will win all of its games in the 2016 regular season

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starting next year, the B1G Championship game will also start being considered as part of Michigan's regular season

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but, for this year, since it is a new experience for Michigan, the BTCG will be considered as postseason play

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and THE KNOWLEDGE will reveal the results of postseason play (which have already been determined) in due course as noted earlier

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there are still some that doubt THE KNOWLEDGE, although the number has dwindled significantly

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as time moves and makes the future the past, and the results revealed by THE KNOWLEDGE come to fruition