Should GM continue contributing to collegiate scholarship funds? Chevrolet's scholarship program burns $2000 per college basketball game, and $128,000 on the NCAA DI tournament alone.

Add another $1000 for the Pontiac game-changing performance of the tournament.

Every time I see an "I'm a PC, and I'm cute and underage" ad, I think of child stars and picture said PCs as troubled teenage Macs.

I was flipping through an issue of Spin from 1998 (Eric Cartman as Janet Jackson on the cover) and saw a photo of Alec Empire (Atari Teenage Riot) with a scar on the outside of his right forearm the length of his right forearm.

It happened in Seattle. We had problems with the PA guy; he kept turning us down. We left the stage three times and I was getting pissed off and the audience was getting completely violent. At some point, I took a razor blade and cut myself on both sides. There was blood all over. When I got off stage everybody was going "Hey Alec…," because the meat was going like [makes lip-smacking sound]."

I wonder how he reacts when television stations obnoxiously lower the volume between commercial breaks.

The actor who played Jimmy Brooks on Degrassi: The Next Generation now raps under the moniker "Drake."

» his mentor is Lil Wayne
» he worked on Dr. Dre's album Detox
» Stevie Wonder warms up for shows to the first song he ever recorded
» his latest leaked track is a Wayne-assisted remix of Santigold's "Unstoppable"

I know being politically correct is the way to go these days, but I'm going to say it anyway. I think its time for Gabrielle to do a movie with hot sex scenes. I cant think of any actress out there that HASNT done one. I respect her acting ability and her preference for doing comedies, but we all know she is drop dead gorgeous and she knows it too. If Helen Mirren can do a sex scene, I think Gabrielle can. [source]

The same chap wrote this on Dominique Swain's board:

Is there a difference between the R rated version of Lolita and the unrated difference? The version I have, theres not much sex at all although they promote graphic sex scenes. [source]

I wonder how many people die each year in CBS primetime. Almost every promo I see for shows on "America's most watched network" involves murder.

I caught a Dunkin' Donuts ad in which a father prevents a television from abducting his children by diverting their attention with donuts. Sends a mixed message, no?

At Whole Foods, I saw a "fair trade vegan brownie" on sale. Doesn't sound like a confection that'd be much fun to hang out with.

How is The Biggest Loser still on television? Who is tuning in to watch fat people work out and cry for two hours every week? This is how you use your time?

I don't wear my glasses when I run.

While running yesterday, I thought I saw conjoined twins in a black sweater approaching me.

Turns out it was just a large mailbox.

For me, The Last House on the Left and The Haunting in Connecticut blur together like The Haunting (of Hill House) and The House on the Haunted Hill, which opened three months apart in 1999.

I like "Bizarre Love Triangle," but I'm not sure that it's a good song.