5. Couples Tower Isle

For a less kinky, but more romantic experience (say, for when you want to sweep her off her feet and get laid in the process), consider visiting Couples Tower Isle on a private island in Jamaica in the Caribbean. Here, you will experience the only one of it is kind: an all-inclusive experience that includes unlimited (yep, we said it, unlimited!) massages. While arguably not as, um, erotic, as having escorts included, both your and your lady will spend your vacation enjoying the view, the sun, the sex and being relaxed the whole damn time. Though you didn’t hear it from us (cough), if you are considering proposing, this might be the place to do it: not only will she be at ease from her rubdowns (from you and from the professional) but with breathtaking sunsets, you will both feel like you’ve been swept away to your own fantasy island, because really, you have been.

If you want to get the most of your vacation (in between romps, of course), take advantage of their unlimited scuba diving program, sunset cruises, windsurfing and much, much more. Oh, and of course, top shelf liquor and plenty of sexy foods.