C♯

You Ddopes are all the same and that's Gwhy I'm so ashamed
To be a Epart of what might be called the punk Grock communiAty
You take things Dway too seriously or else you Gtake them too lightly
Post messaEges on AOL but don't you Gdare fuck with JaAnelle
She's everyGthing that you're not, she's not a Dgirl, she is a thought
She's an Gidea or an ideal that you won't
AEver get so go play with your make believe internet friends
She's Don a Greyhound bus, I ate a Ghairy coconut
I think I Emight have diverticulitis, GIs there too much Abeer inside us
DUgly riot girls saying I Gdon't know shit - it hurts
To know you Ecare enough to send the very Gshittiest, so Agentlemen
And Gladies have a seat and Dallow me to repeat
That your Gstupid on-line world and your
AStupid comments may well be justification for a beating
G Where applicaDble
Not Avalid in VerDmont
GVoid where prohibiDted
And Ashut G your fucking Dmouth
Don't Ggo to Easter DIsle
And AoverpopuDlate
You'll Gdestroy God's Spaceship DEarth
ADilute G dilute ODK
"D.I.Y."
[Notes]
* (pm) = palm-muted
* E = 0 2 2 X X X
* E = X 7 9 9 X X
["D.I.Y."]
[ A / D / F♯ / E / D ]
AD.I.Y. DWhy because we F♯hate you and the Edumb look on Dyour face
AD.I.Y. DWhy because your F♯band's another Eweak charity Dcase
Our F♯shows should be five Dbucks or less, we'll Ado it for the Ekids
F♯Two legs good, MDTV bad, and Amajor labels Esuck No fucking shit
[ A / D / F♯ / E / D ]
AD.I.Y. is Dsimply your onF♯ly excuse for Ewhy you alDways fail
AInitials on the Dflag you wave
When your F♯shitty records Ewon't selDl anywhere
F♯Politics and Dsocial comment, Atwenty dollar Ewords
Won't F♯make your lousy Dmusic go down Aeasier
You Ecan't polish a turd
AD.I.Y. means Ddo it yourF♯self because it's Ewhat yoDu want
A It doesn't Dclean the slate when
F♯Everything gets Eall fucDked up
A What would you Ddo you phony F♯fuckhead if you Ehit it D big?
A Stop acting Dbetter than me
F♯We both know you're EfulDl of shAit E
[ A / D / F♯ / E / D / A / E ] x2
[ End on A ]
"Compact Disc"
[Notes]
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
* All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X
* (pm) = palm-muted
A That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc
It's a method of conDveying sound, it's square outside, inAside it's round
A That thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate
Reading of the Dnumbers that make up different Asounds in fact
E It's the most technologically advanced
Sound F♯reproduction Dknown to man
At Aleast in the commercially viable Esense D♯A That thing you're listening to is called a compact disc
Every subtle nuance Dof a tune is made availaAble to you
A That thing you're listening to is a high-tech dream come true
Technically it works with Dlaser beams yet you can learn to use it Aeasily
E Throw your scratched, dusty records in the F♯trash
It's time to Dmove out of the Apast
In the profit analysis Esense D♯

Solo

A That thing you're listening to is called a waste of time
An inferior and Doverpriced product of an underAactive mind
A That thing you're listening to is a multi-flawed industry scam
Devoid of any thought or Dheart at all
It's the antithesis of Arock and roll
E But no one cares that a record sounds better
Cause you F♯just can't buy them so it Djust doesn't matter at Aall
And that's common Esense D♯
[ End on A ]

"Hey Asshole"
[Notes]
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
* All F# chords = X 8 10 10 X X
["Hey Asshole"]
Hey asshole your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk
Hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck
Hey asshole aside from dealing coke and LSD what have you done
Dick
[ E / B / D / A ] x4
Hey Basshole do you feel all warm inside
Lording it Dover a bunch of F♯kids
You're no Bupright citizen you pig,
A tenth grade boy's Dmouth around your F♯dick
Hey Basshole aside from writing pretentious boring
DTunes what have you F♯did
Hack
[ E / B / D / A ] x4
[ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4
Motherfucker!
Hey Basshole on the internet a couple dozen Dmongoloids at your F♯tit
Hey Basshole I think your heart done be inDflated with horseF♯shit
Yeah Bshit dude, you fucking dirty old man
You fucking Dtourist, you wrinkled old F♯twit
Fuck you
[ E / B / D / A ] x4
[ B / G / D / A / D / E ] x4
Hey Basshole, everybody knows you're the Michael DJackson of punk F♯rock
BAsshole
"Racist Society"
[Notes]
* (pm) = palm-muted
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
Did you Aknow that you live in a Bracist soEciety
Did you Aknow you're the privileged Bclass
And C♯everybody else is eBssentially taking it Aup the ass
Did you Eknow that you could be Afree
Did you Eknow that's not the way that it Ahas to be
Did you Eknow you can still change Aeverything
Did you C♯know that there's no such thing as Bequality
And there might Anever be B if you don't Echange
Did you Aknow that you live in a B war zone (Eculturally)
Did you Aknow that your parents were Bfucked
When they C♯taught you how to fear anyBbody who wasn't Awhite enough
Did you Eknow that you could be Afree
Did you Eknow that's not the way that it Ahas to be
Did you Eknow you can still change Aeverything
C♯ Did you know that the Bolder you get
It gets Aeasier to blame somebody Belse for your own mess
C♯ Did you know that the BJews don't run the Aworld
And all black Bmen aren't criminals
C♯ Did you know there's a Blot of money Ato be made
From Bkeeping you paraC♯noid, suspicious, Bworried, frightened
AAll wound up and Btense inside 'cause
EBig business Bruns the governC♯ment and it's Anot good business
E If we burn Bdown the Agovernment so they keep us occupied
E With moron BTV shows and C♯shitty beer that Awipes out brain cells
E And whining Babout Congress and Astupid fucking income taxes
C♯ And if that's not enough
A To keep your mind off of
E The way you're getting dicked aBround
C♯ They fill you with fear and hate
A Give you someone to blame
E For all your problems
While the Bcountry's going down the Afucking toilet
Do you Eknow what they think of Ayou
Do you Eknow how contemptuous they Aare of you
Do you Eknow how easy you Aare to fool
C♯ You're like a dog doing after a ball that was Bnever thrown
Well guess what you're Aon your own B Good Eluck
"Nightbreed"
[Notes]
* All E chords = X 7 9 9 X X
[ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x4

Verse

B This used to be a place where Gwe could walk the streets
UnArestricted by imaginary Efears
BThings didn't seem to be so compliGcated then
Til you Apolluted everything that we had Ehere
BOur little secret was exposed for Gall its worth
Stripped of Aeverything that made it good and Ethen
BWe were forced out of the world Gthat we created
And Aexpected to move on and start Eagain

Chorus

BWe live Dhere G toEday
BWe live Dhere alGways alEways
BWe live Dhere G toEday
BWe live Dhere alGways alEways
[ B / G / E ] w/ Lead Riff A x2
[Repeat Verse]:
The money moved right in and sucked the life right out
So the privileged could sit back and enjoy
The things that made this place what it was before you came here
Were the first things you decided to destroy
We walk your streets late at night while you're asleep
Creeping from the sewers oozing from the cracks
We are the blood that pumps the heart you call your home
And any day we're gonna come to take it back
[Repeat Chorus]
BWe live here, we live here, Dwe live here, we live here
GWe live here, we live here EBWe live here, we live here, Dwe live here, we live here
GWe live here, we live here E
[Repeat Chorus, End on B]