… But What Are You Doing With Your Face, Selena Gomez?

I don’t know. The lady messing with her fingernails doesn’t know. Hell, Selena Gomez herself probably doesn’t even know, but want to hear a secret? Because I’ll tell you a secret that’s probably not so secret once you hear it (actually, to be frank, it wouldn’t be a secret once you heard it, because that’s not really how secrets work, now, is it?): whatever Selena Gomez is doing with her face isn’t all that good.

Granted, it’s a funny face. We all make funny faces—I make funny faces in the bathroom mirror just to make myself laugh, and then when people outside of the closed bathroom door ask me what I’m doing in the bathroom that’s making me laugh, I have to laugh again, because come on. Life’s funny. Here’s one of my favorite funny faces (hint: it’s mine):

And here’s another:

Here’s a funny thing I can do with my tongue (you can also see up my nose, too, if you’re into that sort of thing and OH! My uvula!):

Damn straight….. Sarah and I have been bantering since she first came to this site, if memory serves I made a comment about her boobs, plus she isn’t afraid to sport “girl wood” when the occasion arises…no pun intended, shes a cool chick. I wouldn’t, however, request her to post pics of her kids. So yeah, like I said, very creepy….

Oooh Sarah: pulling a dude face in the first pic and then gradually you became more feminine (nice pearly whites by the way) but it struck me as strange that the most feminine pic of the bunch was the bitch one…it’s just odd…but I’m not, I repeat NOT, attempting to correlate being a bitch to looking like a woman…nope: that’s not my intent. /me starts to whistle