Now available from BP—our own patented BP Gulf Coast Varietal Fish Oil. From mile-deep sea floor depths to be fresh for your table. You can throw away that bottle of Asian fish oil you got from some fancy gourmet foods store and enjoy a nutritious American style fish oil.

For many years, gourmets and wine connoisseurs have built reputations recommending which wines go with what foods, and many Americans have relished their acquired sophistication. But the Journal of American Rocket Science wants to carry this culture climbing to the next level.

Which wines are proper to consume with important architecture? When in Minneapolis, use this handy guide and impress your friends:

Target Tower on Nicollet Mall, Minneapolis
White Zinfandel. Both the wine and the architecture have a two-dimensional character.