Lots of us have probably taunted Hanley Ramirez. He ruined fantasy teams (and, to some extent, the Marlins) in 2011, he porked up, he bungled balls in the field. But like any vengeful young man, he has waited six months and found revenge in a Spanish-language advertisement for a slightly downmarket sports drink.

Ramirez writes the Twitter handles of those who mocked @HanleyRamirez on a bat, and then he hits a ball with that bat. Doesn't it sting?