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Originally posted by Oedipus Tex Hey, FAlicy is back on the Planet. You know, my now archived Solicitation of Advice thread just isn't the same with all your posts deleted. It just makes "know" sense now.

Oh sure....she takes her sax and runs away for a year, probably joining some jazz band somewhere along the line, doesn't write, doesn't call. For all we know, she could be lying in a gutter. She could have shacked up on some other message board. She could have actually gotten a life.

And then one day, voila, she just reappears. And everyone showers her with gifts Meanwhile, some of us have been trying to keep the place dusted, doing all the dirty work. And where are our gifts? Huh? Huh?

This story sounds way too familiar.

Well not me. I can't be sweet talked. The rest of you can go ahead and lays palms down in front of her. But, she's got some s'plaining to do

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Originally posted by bideau Oh sure....she takes her sax and runs away for a year, probably joining some jazz band somewhere along the line, doesn't write, doesn't call. For all we know, she could be lying in a gutter. She could have shacked up on some other message board. She could have actually gotten a life.

And then one day, voila, she just reappears. And everyone showers her with gifts Meanwhile, some of us have been trying to keep the place dusted, doing all the dirty work. And where are our gifts? Huh? Huh?

This story sounds way too familiar.

Well not me. I can't be sweet talked. The rest of you can go ahead and lays palms down in front of her. But, she's got some s'plaining to do

Now, now, Bideau...the prodigal son story is written for the benefit of the good son. Remember that.

When I return, I'll give you a serialized version of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

It ends with this fabulous gay man giving me some ruby slippers, telling me to click my heels 3 times and saying, "There's no place like home."

You met Carson Kressley? What a coincidence. He was on here just a few weeks ago. Small world.

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Originally posted by Oedipus Tex Now, now, Bideau...the prodigal son story is written for the benefit of the good son. Remember that.

Oh sure, take her side ... hmmmph.

And yes, "made it out alive" was a very good choice of words. Pretty much covers your life during the past year.

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Everytime I stay away from this website for a few hours something big happens. I'm thinking about just staying away for the good of the site. ;)

On top of that frigging Ballbustah steals my brainchild to one-up the fruit basket and now I'm stuck with this bunch of wild forget-me-nots (get it?) that I hand picked from google.

Jesus, I might as well give them to you before they up and die or you disappear for another (checks calendar) year.

This reminds me of an episode of One Step Beyond where a bride to be lets her future hubby go up in a glider and he crashes into a tree on the side of a mountain and croaks up there.

She mourns for a long time and then finally decides to get on with her life and get hitched in an outdoor ceremony. Of course a freak gust of wind blows the glider off the tree and the Ex-fiancee arrives for the ceremony with a big, bony smile on his face.

Yeah, it's something like that except for the wedding part and the gender reversal. Plus that was freakish and eerie and this is a very happy event for everyone here that remembers you.

Hey, nobody ever said an analogy has to be spot on.

Anyhow, welcome back and I hope you aren't allergic. Please let us know what you did while you were stuck in the glider when you get some time.

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