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Monica: Ohh! Did you do what I said? Did-did-did you tell her?Ross: I did.Monica: And well, what did she say?Ross: Thank you.Monica: Oh, you’re totally welcome! What’d she say?Ross: She said, "Thank you." I said, "I love you." And she said, "Thank you."Chandler: Whoa-whoa, wait a minute, did you say, you love her?Joey: Yeah, what were you trying to get her to do?!Ross: What do I do now?Joey: You play hard to get.Ross: She already lives in London.Joey: Then you go to Tokyo.Chandler: All right look, forget it, forget it. You told her you love her, it’s over.Monica: It is not over! You’re over!Chandler: What?Monica: You know!Chandler: Okay. (Pause) Good one.Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldn’t, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)Ross: Okay! Okay! But if she doesn’t call, it is definitely over! No, wait. Wait. Unless, eventually, I call her, y’know just to she what’s going on, and, and she says she’ll call me back, but then she doesn’t. Then it’s over.