"Awesome, advertise an event that promotes animal abuse, inbreeding and health defects! Well done you! The quest to breed the 'perfect' speciman of a dog leads to so many problems! Cross breeds and mutts are much healthier and happier."

It's not even interesting. Nothing of note happens in it. I cold go find the rubber chicken circuit clips from my local news station and submit somebody walking around a hot sauce festival asking people about what kind of salt they prefer, but I don't, because nothing is interesting about it.

Crewmannumber6:entropic_existence: The creepy part was that all the cats were dressed up in farking costumes. Those are some weird-ass owners.

Now you know why Al Qaida wants us dead

/they may have a point

Just for the record, you now know that I want all Al Qaida goons dead because they eat dogs while the dogs are still alive, ripping out chunks of Spot and Rover, as shrieking canine howls and screams are carried away by the blistering winds of the Safed Koh mountain range. The bloodthirsty Koran literalist freakaziod reptile-brains delight in torturing the dogs as they are eaten alive, and look lustfully and longingly at each other's jabba jabba bungholes with bloody gaping mouths as they go "ooga-booga, womenses inferier, le's'all blow shiat up hurr-durr."

LoneWolf343:lantawa: I can't believe that they included the footage of that Corgi jumping up and tearing into her face. Jesus, farking, snarling demon dogs. Not cute, subby. Not cute. I hate Corgis.

We have a Corgi. We name her Sissy for a reason.

My Corgi is laying beside me right now -no doubt waiting for me to fall asleep so she can tear me to pieces for lunch...her name is Miss Trixie because she was older when I adopted her. There is not a vicious bone her body but , since you seem to think they are serial killers, can we also call them "The dog of peace?"

"Awesome, advertise an event that promotes animal abuse, inbreeding and health defects! Well done you! The quest to breed the 'perfect' speciman of a dog leads to so many problems! Cross breeds and mutts are much healthier and happier."

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Bulldogs have been bred to be so misshapen that they can no longer successfully mate without human assistance. We've bred them to the point that they can't fark.

Does anyone remember the SNL sketch where Anthony Edwards impersonated Princess Diana? It features the line "This is the sound a corgi dog makes: BAROOO! BAROOO!" I can't find it anywhere on teh internets.

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.

Subby butthurt because the worthless submission was greenlit and someone point out the naked emperor?

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.

Subby butthurt because the worthless submission was greenlit and someone point out the naked emperor?

I am writing to complain about the people who complain about subby complaining about the people who complain about the article. This must be stopped!

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.

Why the fark are you in the thread of a topic that doesn't interest you? Jesus Christ that's Fark 101. If the article bores you, move on to the next one. DUH. It's even in the farking FARQ: writing "who cares" in a thread makes you a farking moron.