Category: food

Once upon a time I had an Instagram titled lemonadefoodie. Please don’t ask me why I thought anyone would honestly give a shit about a 22 year old poorly cooking basic meals in their Moms kitchen but I did. I had no clue how to advertise or get my page out (still dont) and I had a habit of over compensating. (Still do.)Half the reason most people follow food blogs/instagrams or whatever else is because of how the food looks. Or they’re high, either way.

Now with that being said, not everything I posted looked like a basic meal. To this day I’m still proud of my stuffed mushrooms and spinach salad, mostly for the plating.

(The dressing on the stuffed mushrooms? Yeah, that’s italian. Straight from a packet I borrowed from a local gas station.)

Classy. What they don’t know won’t hurt them. Besides, I was the one that ate it.

I didn’t only just toss together a salad and continuously moan “ew” while carefully trying to de-stem mushrooms. Oh no. I baked too.

Hell yeah for spending $30+ at Walmart on cupcake supplies because..

I wanna be a cupcake maker!

Then giving up completely after frosting and decorating the 4th one. #goals.

Sad part of that is, I made 2 dozen cupcakes.

Oh, but that’s not all. You want breakfast? I got you.

Blueberry pancakes (from a box) for everyone! Or you could just have the fruit. That’s actually real. Oh yeah, and don’t forget the corner of my finger on the left.

If anyone needs a professional photographer, I’m your girl. I’ll just need awhile to find someone to borrow a camera from.

Wait! I know, you’re looking for a “tutorial.”

Gotcha covered there too.

Now I can’t be the only person that craves Tuna Salad.

I am? Oh.

Well to be honest that Tuna Salad was actually perfection. I would really suggest trying it.

Lastly, just so I can really showcase my skills and impress every one….

BAM!

Yes, that really is just Peanut butter toast with 5 slices of banana on it.

Hopefully this post explains why you don’t see me busting my ass on the Food Network.