The Hijacked Blog

Saturday, April 29, 2006

A lil culture for ya

On a tree by a river a little tom-titSang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sitSinging 'Willow, titwillow, titwillow'""Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside"With a shake of his poor little head, he replied"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!"He slapped at his chest, as he sat on that boughSinging "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"And a cold perspiration bespangled his browOh, willow, titwillow, titwillowHe sobbed and he sighed, and a gurgle he gaveThen he plunged himself into the billowy waveAnd an echo arose from the suicide's grave"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my nameIsn't Willow, titwillow, titwillowThat 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"And if you remain callous and obdurate, IShall perish as he did, and you will know whyThough I probably shall not exclaim as I die"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Long winded way of saying,"Baby, if you don't love me I'm gonna kill myself."

"I always wanted to know what it was like to have a cast. Be careful what you ask for, because you might just break your leg while the mother of a three year old, at same time planning to be bridesmaid in friends wedding, flying to Seattle with three year old and crutches...

"If you squint hard enough you can see blood on the knee. It was my first double-century race and 30 miles into it some one crossed my front wheel and I went down hard, at about 22mph. Being the idiot I am, I got back on the bike and rode the next 170 miles. Turned out that I had hyper extended my knee and I was out for the rest of the summer."

"When I was four, I slipped and fell, my chin slamming into a wooden bench. There was a lot of blood, a frantic mom, an ironing board thing with straps and many stitches. Well, somehow, I ripped the stitches open and the scar got infected. In seventh grade, I had corrective surgery to make the scar smaller. Yes, this is smaller!"

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Today I thought we would explore the world of warning signs

Be sure not to let the monkeys feast on your flesh, once they get a taste of manflesh they will hunt and stalk people. It is a real problem.

You know, being a motorcycle rider I really it when we are discriminated against, and here, as if it were not bad enough they are excluding bikes they are outlawing sword wielding women as well, what is the world coming to?

Next thing you know people will be saying "Ne" to passing strangers.

OK, whatever you do, don't set fire to your lap, evidently you are not going to get any help around here if you do.

Friday, April 07, 2006

The zipper is still stuck.....

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Fractured Disney HNT This week finds 5 of the Hijackers spoofing on a little twisted Disney! Let's see what crazy stuff they've come up with this week! Happy HNT everyone!Logo as KIM POSSIBLE WITH KIDSAfter marrying Ron Stoppable she decided to keep her maiden name even though she opted for a crime fighting hiatus to be a stay-at-home mom. She found parenting actually required similar skills.

Now I'm the king of the swingersoh, the jungle VIPI've reached the top and had to stopAnd that's what botherin' meI wanna be a man, mancubAnd stroll right into townAnd be just like the other menI'm tired of monkeyin' around!Oh, oobee dooI wanna be like youI wanna walk like youTalk like you, tooYou'll see it's trueAn ape like meCan learn to be human too!

Barefoot asSNOW WHITEAlas, fair Snow White has fallen from the taste of a poison apple.....will her prince charming find her and bestow upon her the kiss that will awaken her from her slumber?

This is Snav's lovely sister Melanie, standing in for her, (cuz well, with mashed potato fights and broken collar bones, Snav's can hardly find the time to dress upin something silly!) as Pinnochio

I've got no stringsTo hold me downTo make me fret, or make me frownI had stringsBut now I'm freeThere are no strings on me!