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This is the $1,000 TwerkingButt sex toy available from P0rnhub this August (go to twerkingbutt.com for more info and videos). There is also a non-twerking version available for $700 in case twerking scares you and you're afraid of your penis getting butt-danced off. The sex t... / Continue →

'P0rnogami: A Guide To The Ancient Art Of Paper-Folding For Adults' by Master Sugoi is a 128-page step-by-step instruction book teaching you how to fold paper penises and titties and who knows what else. Did you know you can fold a vagina out of a dollar bill? I did not know ... / Continue →

Note: Trailer contains no nudity but is still NSFW on account of dirty sex words. Link to Youtube video HERE (they disabled embedding).
This is the trailer for a Wood Rocket p0rn parody of Pokemon, called Strokemon. That screencap of Pikachu alone is enough to ensure I won't... / Continue →

This is the 'Mars Attacks!' alien facepaint job created by makeup pro Marla Malone. It took me a second to figure out where the human face even was. And it only took one additional second to completely forget again. I don't have a very good memory. Speaking of: anybody seen... / Continue →

This is a video edited together by Benjamin Roberts using Bid Bird's performance of 'That's Cooperation' to make it appear he's actually singing Big Punisher's 1998 classic 'Still Not A Player'. The safe for work version though (crush instead of f***), this is a Sesame Street ... / Continue →

21 grams (a reference to the notion that the human soul weighs 21 grams) is a project created by artist Mark Sturkenboom that immortalizes your deceased husband's ashes in a "memory box", so you can still have an intimate night with him even after he's long gone. The box conta... / Continue →

Because those 'It's A Boy' bubblegum cigars aren't for everyone, this is a shot of the tattoo 20-year old Christien Sechrist got to celebrate the birth of his son, Perseus. Christien insists he has no regrets about the tattoo and would do it again given the opportunity. Hey -... / Continue →

Inb4 It's a trap.
This is a shot taken by Grant Imahara (of Mythbusters fame) of his girlfriend Jenny Newman cosplaying as Admiral Ackbunny, a mashup between Admiral Ackbar and a Playboy Bunny. That...is definitely something you don't see every day. Or ever expect to even on... / Continue →

Note: Video probably NSFW depending on how your employer feels about handies.
Even if Godzilla did manage to destroy Japan and it ceased to exist, the rest of the world would never catch up with the quality of the country's game shows. That's just a fact. This is a video fro... / Continue →

This is the Silencing Slider, a $69 ball-gag that looks like a little cheeseburger. $69 -- I see what you did there. Although I feel 69 with a ball-gag is gonna leave one party pretty disappointed. The cheeseburgag is being sold by Etsy shop burgergag, who ONLY sell burger b... / Continue →

Heck yeah two pleasure yourself posts in row! Seen here fulfilling someone's nose fetish, a woman demonstrates (you're doing it wrong!) the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera , a vibrator with a high-definition video camera and light integrated into the end so you can record y... / Continue →

Because this is the internet, here's a video of Mary Poppins and Bert appearing to sing a death metal version of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, as created by Andy Rehfeldt (who played, arranged, and recorded all the instruments). I'm not gonna lie -- I banged my head so h... / Continue →

Twitter user Namechiru made these giant prosthetic anime-style boobs for use with cosplay costumes. I just bought a pair along with a French maid costume, and I have every intention of opening my own kinky maid cleaning service. *bending over feather dusting lampshade* Like ... / Continue →

These are the light-up LED pasties available from Sasswear (link probably NSFW on account of barely covered areolas). They cost $32 a pair, are rechargeable, come in a variety of different shapes, colors and flashing patterns, and are the perfect pasties to give a strip club p... / Continue →

This is truth behind Thomas the Tank Engine as imagined by illustrator Yui Abe. Apparently Thomas is really a naked dude with his face poking out the front and his ass in the air. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "I wish I hadn't seen that?" Choo choo!
Thanks to lilco, ... / Continue →

D.A.R.E. Bear, what have you become?!
Meet Teddy Love. Teddy is a teddy bear with a 10-speed vibrator in his muzzle. You adjust the speed by pinching his ears. Plus he's entirely soap and water washable for when his fur inevitably forms dreadlocks.
Teddy Love is a unique... / Continue →

This is a video of three of the members of the Dutch all-girl band ADAM trying to perform their single 'Go To Go' while using vibrators to reach orgasm. It was really something to watch. Especially with my boss standing over my shoulder. You know what I told him? It's my lu... / Continue →

That's right folks, now there's a Twilight/vampire themed sex toy. It's a sparkly dildo and marks the coming of the apocalypse.
Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience (OR A FIRE!).... / Continue →

This is a video of some guy named Damien Walters pulling off all sorts of real-life ninja/superhero moves. It is the perfect blend of amazing gynmastics and homoeroticism. Dude kind of reminds me of Wolverine, but without the adamaluminum (was that sacrilegious?) claws. He d... / Continue →