Lolly nodded and mimed zipping her mouth shut and tossing away the key, unaware that a passerby passerine would later recover the imaginary item and use it to unlock a Way leading to a plane comprised solely of thought-forms

I enjoyed it, though I'm a sucker for "Things X Isn't Allowed to Do" lists so I might be a bit biased. I do agree that it might be better off having the full list as a separate page, though - by the end I had to scroll back up to remember what was going on.

I don't laugh often, but this did it. The jokes were well timed, and their controlled randomness fits in well with the Circus of the Disquieting theme. (I also loved the kiwi on the council.) Anyways, +1 from me.