Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus Did, Drowns In front Of Congregation

Pastor Tries To Walk On Water Like Jesus Did, Drowns In front Of Congregation

Before you even read – you will be shocked to also read this story – Of A Pastor who convinced his congregation that his p*nis had holy milk.

He then told his church to suck his organ, so that he could produce the HOLY MILK and save them!!!

The Story is here on this site.

NOW – In The Story that WILL SHOCK YOU!

Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. Let’s see, there’s Jesus, and well, that’s about it.

Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life .

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ
He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabon’s beach in the capital city of Libreville.

Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able to.According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach.

He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20 minute boat ride.

Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely submerged. He never returned.

This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa.

At Ibadon zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions.

Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of progress.

The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.

Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from flesh to bone.

The bible should come with a warning label, “Don’t try this at home.”

It seems that Pastors are now scandal makers.

Below are just a few of the most shocking stories.

To begin with a Zimbabwean Pastor died shortly after sleeping with a prostitute, while another Pastor poured acid on a woman he was having an affair with and she died, , another Pastor was filmed sleeping with one of his married congregants, The most shocking however, a Pastor who asked to be buried alive so that he could ressurect himself like Jesus. Another self confessed Prophet died after fasting in the mountains for 30 days. He was found dead there.

Meanwhile some University students have since left their school and camped in the bush claiming they are waiting for Jesus to come back

1 comment:

HOW THE FUCK YOU TELLN US JESUS. WALKED ON WATER BELEIVING THAT IS AS STUPID AS THIS DUMMY BELEIVING HE COULD FYCKN EUROPEANS GOT THE MASSES HEADS FUCKED UP NOTHING IN THE BIBLE HAS EVER BEEN PROVEN. NOTHING