A man with a hairy vagina who doesn't smoke weed. He can take it up the ass from time to time but has been known to give as good as he gets. He's a hulking beast of a man with 17 inch biceps who could cut your torso in half with his thumbs.

Joffre is like 'The Thing' from the Fantastic Four and cross his ass with the effeminate Chris Tucker from 5th Element and sprinkle in a dash of Sweet Baby Jesus.