Keanu Reeves Didn’t Die Snowboarding…The Matrix is Safe Again

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think that if you consider Twitter to be a viable source of news, than you’re a fucking moron. Which is way I wasn’t surprised to find that the reported death of Neo in a snowboarding accident in Zermatt was a fabricated tweet. The celebrity fake death from a skiing/snowboarding accident is courtesy of a spam site called Global Associated News (I’m not including a link), which also claimed that Eddie Murphy died at Zermatt as well.