In the process of journeying through manhood, a boy must equip his elbows for battle or sexual prowess, by attaching a dildo to each elbow, therefore making the most magnificent invention next to the Childo, the ELDO?

Am I correct in thinking that this probably isn't what Eldo meant?

First of all, I don't even like you. Second of all, I don't even drink...

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