With retro TV shows becoming all the rage, “Dawson’s Creek” is now considering a reunion show. We at Relatively Funny were so excited/appalled by this news that we came up with our own list of things we would rather watch on TV.

Excuse me, waiter? I’m sorry but there’s an elderly woman on our wall. Either this is one of Banksie’s most realistic paintings or there is really an old woman in a chair several feet above some disinterested outdoor diners. This kind of thing must happen every day wherever they take their outdoor meals. Presumably in the space station or a section of the world so devoted to the dark art of levitation that it is commonplace to them. Maybe we can help explain what you’re seeing with our captions. Keep readin’ …

What in the name of Wonder Bread is going on here??? Did our ancestors actually gyrate in such a manner so as to attract members of the opposite sex? And if so, why? Nothing I’d care to think about, thank you very much. I’d prefer to think of it the way we captioned it. Keep readin’ …

So many marriages end in gunfire, so why shouldn’t one begin that way? If you can think of a better way to celebrate your wedding than synchronized couple gunfire, then stop reading this and write your own damn captions in our comments section below. Otherwise, please read on. Keep readin’ …