Rich, Rich, Rich Tax Talk

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's Tax Day. As the token conservative you're expecting me to be up in arms crying about it I'm sure. But, boo-yah, I actually hate taxes so much I did them January just to get the pain over with. So, who's laughing now?

If you're one of those girls who shipped off her W-2's to Mommy and Daddy don't talk to me. If you don't do your own taxes, I'm not sure you even deserve a political affiliation.

Let's put that aside. I have a secret to tell you. Deep down inside, I would really, really like to be a rich person. As in making more money than most other people. What I really, really would not like is my reward for being rich to pay more taxes. That would make me less rich and defeat the whole point of becoming rich.

I know. I'm so greedy. It's so wrong. I can't help it. Especially because Hillary and Barack keep telling me once a rich person is rich, they can AFFORD more taxes. But tell me, when is a single woman rich? When does she not have to worry about the government taking too much of her hard-earned cash? At $75,000 a year? $150,000? $1 million? More? What should she pay, 10 percent? 30 percent? 50? When. Does. It. End!?!

I don't think there's a way of knowing. And, unless you have an answer I'd like you to think carefully before you consider Democratic calls to tax the "rich" for universal healthcare, mortgage bailouts and broadband internet access for all. Because if you start praising that kind of talk and you might not ever be able to become one of those rich folks yourself.