Its hard to be a guy

on the plus side, we can piss standing up

It' s tough to be a Man
Do you know how tough it is being a man,,,'? If you put a woman
on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you' re a
male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you' re a pansy. If you
work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don' t work
enough, you' re a bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get
off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets
a job ahead of you, it' s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it' s sexual harassment. If you
keep quiet, it' s male indifference.
If you cry, you' re a wimp. If you don' t, you' re an insensitive
bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you' re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she' s a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn' t enjoy, that' s
domination. If she asks you, it' s a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you' re
pervert. If you don' t, you' re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you' re
sexist. If you don' t, you' re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you' re vain. If you don' t,
you' re a slab,
If you buy her flowers, you' re after something. If you don' t,
you' re not thoughtful.
If you' re proud of your achievements, you' re full of yourself. If
you don' t, you' re not ambitious.
If she has a head ache, she' s tired. If you have a headache, you
don' t love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you' re oversexed. if you don' t, there
must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! I I I I I I .. THEY WANT TO!!

Fine, you want to know why I called you a kiss ass? Because you fall into that stereotype of trying to please guys with what you say, I think the same as you but I don't go waving it around so guys will like me, and the sammich thing just feeds into it even more! To me it was pathetic, if girls act like that let them, don't bitch about it. And the reason I swear like that is because I'm irish, and if you think I'm bad? You shouldn't ******* come here.

Are you really irish or one of those people who say they are irish because their granny is? I told you to shut the **** up because I thought you needed to. What the **** is a skeeze? And of course it does? I don't understand why girls can't keep that **** to themselves, if you don't like girls like that, then leave it. Don't even try to ******* deny it that you did it to try and prove that your not one of those girls to guys.

Are you from Ireland? Are you in Ireland right now? Have you ever even been? Because 14 year old kids here, smoke and drink, drugs and sometimes have knives on them. The word **** doesn't even phase us, its a part of us. Yeah people thumb me down sometimes because I say my own opinion and I don't try to please anybody.
You are so not irish.

Nope you're a wannabe. You don't know the culture, you don't have the accent, you haven't been, I ******* hate when people do that. I didn't ask you to please me, no you are being a kiss ass.
You knew rightly that the comment would please guys, we had MissFunnyJunk? You are exactly as pathetic as her.

No about the whole thing, I was being pretty hypocritical, saying you should just leave it if you dont like girls like that, meanwhile I was bitching to you and I don't even hate you or anything I just didn't like your comment which I just could of thumbed down if I didn't like it but I was a dick over it. It was pretty pathetic. I should probably think before I type.

seriously. These thing are sadly true. Once at my school, I opened a door for a girl, and she went off on me about how chauvinist and insensitive I was. So, already late to class, I decided not to argue, apologize and agree. the VERY next day, same girl, I didn't open the door for her. She came at me a second later, red with rage, "WHAT THE ****! Why the **** didn't you open the door for me you JERK! Didn't your mother teach you go be polite to women?"

yup. Normally, I don't care for sammich jokes (don't like don't hate) but seriously, this girl's only purpose should be that. She can't spell, she can't LISTEN IN CLASS, she's always asleep. She has the brain of a 2nd grader.

If you guys think "random erections" are comparable to what it takes to be a woman, then I think I've said all I can say... XD
A note to all who thumb down my comments: if you want a girlfriend, you have to sympathize with her. Just some friendly advice. lawlz

This is so ridiculous. I was just trying to defend myself as a woman, because the things written in this picture are huge generalizations. I for one do not disrespect a man who cries, but I will disrespect someone who complains about what is not there.

Sorry, it's hard to think rationally sometimes when your emotions are taken over by hormones, you're bleeding out of your vagina one week, ovulating the next, and society still expects you to be beautiful.

The way I figure it, one day either gender will find a useful way to reproduce without the opposite sex, and wipe out the other sex completely, in favor of making the world a "better" place. However, it will only cause things to collapse, and thus end life as we know it.
If the Women wipe out the Men, society and the economy will collapse due to lack of strong and dispensable resources and most leaders, sending the world into an anarchy in most cases.