Tania McIntosh aka The Serial Celebrity Hugger – In the US, we have Quween on the Scene who stalks the streets protecting Z-listers from the “evil posarassi.” In the UK, they have Tania McIntosh who instead of breaking the bones of the paparazzi, spreads love by hugging random celebwhores. She’s like a scruffy Care Bear!

If you’ve been in a tabloid magazine, Tania will cover you with love. It doesn’t matter if your crotch is overrun by an army of fleas (see Peaches Geldof), she will hug you! It doesn’t matter if you are covered in diarrhea (see Peter Andre), she will hug you! It doesn’t matter if the general public forgot you existed (see all thumbnails), Tania will remember you and greet you with open arms!

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