Religious Reasons Why I Didn't Make It into Divine Comedy

*My mom says that they probably felt the Spirit tell them that I shouldn't be in DC because God knows that I won't have enough time for it, and I spread myself too thin.

*The One is obviously not to be found by working with DC.

*I had a stupor of thought. And by "stupor of thought," I mean, when they were doing improv, I couldn't think of anything.

I'm actually relieved more than anything, because I was already starting to worry about the time commitment. When I was waiting for the final news (phone call if I made it, email if I didn't) my mom and I decided that it would be good news either way.

I got in? Good news! I got in!

I didn't get in? Good news! Now I won't be involved in a time-sucking venture!

Good news, everyone! Good news! You can call me Tuesdays and Thursdays from 8 to 10 because I won't be busy.

Of course my mother (bless her soul!) was joking! Just like I was joking about not finding The One at DC and about having a stupor of thought. I think that I get my sense of humor from my clever mom. Don't you?