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This is how you know that Chris Brown and Rihanna are officially back together – Rihanna Tweeted this pic of Chris Brown in bed. It’s nobody’s business but she shared it with us anyway! While Chris face isn’t seen int his picture you can see his tattoos plus the Bart Simpson jacket that he was pictured wearing only hours early that evening. Chris has a strong Bart Simpson theme going on in his life as you can tell by the comforter on his bed.

Milla Jovovich playing Natasha Romanov in Black Widow movie? Now that’s not what I said!

MILLA JOVOVICH – NATASHA ROMANOFF/THE BLACK WIDOW: Milla Jovovich is Russian, looks like Natasha, and is a good actress. As seen in Resident Evil, she can be a badass. Milla Jovovich is ideal for Black Widow,

More of the news in pictures – Natalie Portman is hard at work filming Thor over in London. The full name fo the flick is Thor: The Dark World, and it’s out in about 1 year. Actually it’s out on Nov 8th 2013, but there’s really no point in telling you that because you’ll have forgotten what I posted and a bunch of other bloggers and entertainment reporters will have reminded you. In journalism 1st isn’t always as important as latest! It would be as pointless as reminding you that it’s called The Dark World instead of simply Thor because it’s a sequel to one of the numerous films in the whole Avengers related franchise that includes 2 Iron Men and counting, the aforementioned Thor, an Avengers film, and they also have a couple of Hulks. In fact they’ve done everything except a Black Widow flick, which Scarlett Johansson likes to remind people about. She may have a point since this would be another opportunity for Samuel Jackson to pick up another pay check for playing a Nick Fury cameo. Of course if they hired Milla Jovovich to play Natasha Romanov in the film it might teach Scarlett something about running her mouth in public about Hollywood related business. Anyway the point is that anything I tell you hear could get lost in a lot of unrelated detail before it eventually becomes relevant again – so if you take only one thing away from this then it might be this picture of Nat looking all scruffy and smudgy, like a cat that got lost on a dark & stormy night! That’s more picturesque but less representative than saying hot bag lady in training.

Hot BAG Lady of the Enternet

Speaking of hot bag ladies we move on now to the entertainment world’s No 1 Hot BAG Lady and that is BAG’s old lady Megan Fox. AS you may or may not be aware Megan burst forth into public attention by starring in a couple of Michael Bay flicks called the Transformers. She then went on to take over the internet like a computer virus. That’s largely because single men like to look at her – a lot. Other men’s girl friends won’t let them – protecting them from unrealistic expectations.

Megan’s big mouth

Just when it looked like Firefox might go Skynet and take over the planet in some unintentional form of world domination, Megan’s big mouth stepped in to save the world. People had already had so much of her that they wanted to scream if anyone even mentioned the name “Megan Fox” so the powers that be booked her onto one of those late night chat shows that were so popular a few years back, before Jay Leno allegedly stabbed Conan O Brien in the back, and David Letterman got caught getting friendly with the staff. Those scandals ruined late night talk and Dave’s popular satirical commentary routine (Dave either had to tone the act down or change the name of his show to The Glass House).

“That oughta shut her up!” – Bigfoot in her mouth

The point is that back then late night chat was still relevant and Megan was way over exposed so the two had to get together. Besides Meggers had a picture to promote. Megan made her famous comment “I’m not gonna sit hear and blow smoke up your ass” – Transformers isn’t about the acting”. She also called Michael Bay Hitler. The next time we say Miss Megan in a flick she was gagged and awaiting human sacrifice in Jennifer’s Body – which goes to show that you gotta watch what you say in Hollywood even if you got a mouth on you like Megan’s! Either way she was out of the Transformers franchise. Everyone thought that Bay got ride of her but he swears it wasn’t him and that Steven Spielberg called him up and told him to get ride of Foxy over that Hitler remark. No one was sure what to believe except we did start seeing a lot less of Foxy right after Jonah Hex tanked out at the box office.

post preggers Meggers

Megan did go on, so it’s not like she’s sharing a career with Katherine Heigl or anything. She was briefly almost Wonder Woman! She did some roles in films that got mentioned but which no one talks about having seen. She also recently had a kid – young Noah Shannon. Meggers was pretty sneaky about that one since the child was a month old before anyone knew she had delivered. That left folk wanting to know how motherhood had changed Megan Fox. She did post a very gracious letter to her fans on Facebook in which she expressed her gratitude for participating in the miracle of motherhood. That’s probably not what people meant and were more interested in “how does she look?” meaning “has she still got it??” Well you can see for yourself by clapping your eager little peepers on the following post preggers Meggers pic posted here below.

As any fool can plainly see Foxy is one hot mama! Meggers showed herself off Wednesday night in Beverly Hills @ the Writers Gould Theater during a party held for the cast and crew of This Is Forty – her new flick.Meantime keep checking the Trash where no body’s business is everybody’s business!

If being Lindsay Lohan were easy then anybody could do it. Let’s face it the gig comes with some problems. Like the usual mother daughter situation. Lindz and Dina got into a spat recently over $40 000 Lindz loaned mom to keep a roof over her head. That lead to a tense Long Island limo ride and a visit from the cops. Lindz papa Michael got involved, because Lindz phoned him. He’s the one that called the cops. He also taped the called and sold it to TMZ. It also prompted Michael to take more interest in his daughter’s life: he surprised her with an intervention – that’s for the kind of life events Hallmark doesn’t make cards for, and is rumored to be seeking a conservator ship. Lindz has reportedly said that her father is now dead to her.

drawing fire

Things have kinda been hectic for the girl. So it’s not surprising that she’s backing off of her Mitt Romney endorsement. The actress came out in support of him recently saying that it was because the economy & employment was an issue. That drew some fire – since politics is a hot button issue. Since Lindz is in more hot water than she can handle right now she’s toned down the partisnaship.

twittering debate

The recent Presidential debate was the perfect opportunity to moderate her position. Lindz took to Twitter with a series of non committal tweets in favour of both candidates, like “RT if you’re #ProudOfObama as our commander in chief.” & “We should be focusing on @BarackObama and @mittromney’s policies rather than their personal cliff-hangers w/women.” – which was in response to Vanity Fair. She topped the evening of politics & tweeting off with “Nice work to both @BarackObama and @mittromney. I’m so relieved that [the debate is] over. Maybe more than both of you…severe anxiety- God bless xo L” Now you have to give Lindsay credit for at least one thing, in choosing between father figures she’s learned how to hedge her bets!

Lindsay Lohan started out with Megan Fox, back when they were in Mean Girls together. Megan was the Mean Girl. Behind the scenes Megan says that Lindz used to get her to go to the corner store during shooting breaks to buy her cigarettes. The idea being that Meggers looked old enough to buy ciggies without raising suspicion. That was probably the last time Meggers looks didn’t raise suspicion!

Foxy big mouth

Since then it’s been a wild ride for both of them. Lindz has had her public battles with addiction, her parents, & the law, while Megan became a star in Transformers & the most ogled gal on Google, before falling out with her studio masters and slumping back into career low gear. The official story behind that was that when she called Transformers director Michael Bay “Hitler” in an interview Bay’s boss Steven Spielberg got miffed. Spielberg – who did Schindler’s List and who is active in Jewish charities, called up Bay and told him to get rid of the girl with the big mouth. After that Megan married long time partner Brian Austin Greenand had a son Noah Shannon, born about 1 month ago.

and nod and a wink with your tongue in your cheek

Not that things have slowed down for Meggers & BAG. Green had to fork out $200 000 in a law suit to a former girlfriend. Now Meggers is in legal shit of her own. Seems some naughty pix of Foxy have found there way onto a website called Celebrity Jihad. – if you’re an ent blogger then you wish that you’d thought of that name. CJ is a celebrity parody site – if you’re an ent blogger then you’d wish you’d thought of that idea *wink* – that likes to post “satirical” pix. In this case satire meant pasting Meggers head onto another woman’s nude body. You didn’t need to be a ent blogger to think of that (unless you’ve got the same idea of satire as a 14 yr old boy)! Foxy was not impressed.

appreciated but hard to believe

The Fox got in touch with her lawyers and they sent out some cease & desist orders – those things seem to be getting popular, hopefully Kate Gosselin hasn’t started a trend. Foxy wants the pix taken down as soon as possible, & may seek damages. Says Celeb Jihad to TMZ – “While we appreciate Megan Fox’s concern for her image, we find it hard to believe that a woman who spent two Transformers movies bent over with her breasts pressed together could have her reputation damaged by a blatantly satirical website.” While that may – allegedly – be true, Meggers has also just given birth, and you ain’t gonna calm down a hormonal woman with language like that. They should’a known!

Is Mandy Caruso the new Megan Fox?

BTW on the whole Megan Fox Nude Scandal – Foxy’s people claim that Celeb Jihad took Megan’s head and pasted onto an anonymous woman’s body in much the way Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend have recently had their heads placed on each others’ bodies. Miley’s rational is that even though it doesn’t really allow them to spend more time together at least it prevents them from spending more time apart. Codependent relationships can be a pain coupled with a burden!

As for Foxy’s recent head swap – my usual fictitious sources tell me that Celeb Jihad took an anonymous woman’s body and pasted Comic Con’s Mandy Caruso’s head on it. Now you can see how Mandy might be mistaken for Megan.

Remember when Megan Fox was the hottest girl on the planet? That was back during the first Transformers flick. That was in 2007 when she had the role of Mikaela Banes, Shia Labouef’s unlikely girlfriend. Though Shia was the star Megan was the girl people came to see.

Back then Hollywood thought that they had lightening in a bottle. Execs and producers figured that they could just point a camera at the chick and people would pay to watch. Since sex sells Megan was a license to print money. That gave her an unlimited future. Then, as often happens in show business, things went wrong.

Did I say that shit or just think it out loud again?

Megan’s mouth got out of control and went on a rampage. Before studio executives could have her fitted for a bridle Megan had started saying all sorts of things, like actresses are whores but she’s really a man, or maybe only a tranny (that lead to the rumors that she was born a man named Mitchell Reed Fox who was later surgically converted to the female persuasion). She also claimed that women have power because they have pussies sand men are afraid of that but that all people are basically bisexual. Then she said that her boss Michael Bay was Hitler and his boss Steven Spielberg had her fired. Maybe he wasn’t sure how seriously to take her – like the rest of us (She had ony run through half her material and was just getting around to men being latent homosexuals!).

Any Bay in a storm

Anyway Bay needed a hot chick who couldn’t necessarily act for his 3rd film. So he got that Victoria’s Secret model. She was used to walking around in her under wear in front of an audience so she might have what it takes to be an actress. The transplant didn’t take so he might as well have just gone for Adriana Lima. She’s good enough for multiple Superbowl ads (that’s how you know which one is the archangel)!

from loose lips to loose ends

That left Meggers at loose ends. She wasn’t working much since Jennifer’s Body bombed. She was doing some B stuff that no one talked about, or saw. The Internet wasn’t even keeping track of her latest verbal diarrhea attack. It’s hard to keep a major Hollywood career afloat when people are forgetting about you.

She tried to keep herself busy. She married longtime boyfriend BAG. She did a few adds. She waited for Comic Con to ask her back. That leaves a lot of slack in the schedule, and you can only fill up so much time playing Guitar Hero! So your probably wondering “how’s Ms Megan is handling early semi retirement?” The answer is worse than Erin Esurance! This heartbreaking recent pic of Megan tells the whole sad story.

There have been some scary celebrity crashes but this takes the cake!

a funny thing happened on the way to rehab

There’s just no rehab for that! Many of us have done that door stopper thing – though in most cases it was because of Asperger’s Syndrome. When otherwise normal people get there things are bad. So bad that I hear Megger’s has been asking around to find out if the Wonder Woman part is still available. Look at it from her point of view – it’s a rough spot for a chick who used to be the next Angelina Jolie and is now lower than Al Gore. So send some good vibes out her way and tell her Wondertrash sent ’em! Also be sure to see her in The Great Dictator with Sacha Baron Cohen! You really need to support her in this cause her door stop routine is getting ont he neighbors’ nerves.