He likes white wine, especially Chardonnay, which causes Sweet Dee to call him "Faggot". Lyle does not drink scotch. If Dee had to write an article about him, she would write: "Most Negative Man in the World Calls Other People White Trash to Make Himself Not Feel So Faggy." He also has a cat.

After he had written a very bad review of Paddy's Pub, Charlie kidnapped him and brought him to the bar, where the gang forced him to write a new, good review. His neighbor Mehar also gets kidnapped. He gets released, after promising not to sue them and to write a new article about the bar, which will end up very negative too.