And you thought the life of an NFL player was all fist-pumps and Gatorade baths. This situation gets weird --OK, weirder -- when you realize the testing associate likely needs to get real close to the action for fear of specimen tampering.

Which begs the question: Whose puppy do you have to run over in a past life to end up becoming a specimen verification officer?

The answer is Taylor Swift's. You have to run over Taylor Swift's puppy.