Some of the weird and wonderful e-mails I receive . . .

Mexican Eggs – –

Two Mexicans are on a bike ride long U.S. 52 about 15
miles outside of Lafayette , LA. One of the bike's
tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift back
into town.
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the
Mexicans ask him for a ride. He tells them he has no
room in the Trailer as he is carrying 20,000
bowling balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can
manage to fit into the back with their bike, will he
take them back into town, and he agrees. They manage
to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back and
the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer
down. Sure enough 'Old Smokey' pulls him over for
speeding.
The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to
which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs". The
Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look in the trailer.
He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks
it. He gets on his radio and calls for immediate
backup from as many officers as possible plus the Swat
Team.
The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires
so many officers.
"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican
eggs in it... Two have hatched and they've managed to
steal a bicycle already... I need help!"