What do people from the church of the FSM think? Is it possible that the FSM took me there?

Anonodon is a place where I used to go to when he was a kid at night time. There also used to be a vortex behind my friend's house when I was a little kid.

Anonodon is another planet.

In Anonodon, the corn grows already cooked, buttered and salted.

People live in giant oreo cookies. They have to eat out their living quarters when they move into a new home.

Some of the trees have diamonds for leaves, and they fall occaisionally, so diamonds are plentiful.

In the ocean, the crabs are made of pure gold. They are caring and considerate creatures. If you drop a diamond in the ocean, they will retrieve it for you. You can also lift the lids of the crabs and use them as ashtrays.

The people have magical powers, and they never die. On one side of the ocean people omit a red aura when they use their magic. On the other side, they omit a blue aura. Unfortunately, the two sides have been at war for ages, but no one seems to die in these magical wars. They are immortal.

I also have a completely unrelated question. What does the FSM say we should do with the worshippers of Maloch?

The punk rolled up his big blue eyes And said to the jocker, "Sandy, I've hiked and hiked and wandered too, But I ain't seen any candy. I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore And I'll be damned if I hike any more To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Matt wrote:In the ocean, the crabs are made of pure gold. They are caring and considerate creatures. If you drop a diamond in the ocean, they will retrieve it for you. You can also lift the lids of the crabs and use them as ashtrays.

WTF man? What'd you do to my crabs? I like gold and all but what if I want some damn crabmeat?

PirateGuy: There are also a lot of lobsters in the ocean of Anonodon. Maybe there is a reason why I was taken to Anonodon instead of you. I always liked crabbing, but I refused to eat crab meat. That was never my thing.