These second-hand golf clubs have lived the American Dream.

But by the time you're done reading Marc T. Lewis' 1,383-word Craigslist ad for his old golf clubs— he wants $200 — there might just be a tear in your eye. It is the most passionate, overwrought, honest and funny ad for golf clubs you will ever read:

"I bought these clubs before I met the girl who would become my wife. I met her eleven years ago when I was sixteen and had a stomach that no one who knows me now would believe, ripped like a little Rambo."