It's one thing to have sex with your biological mother in certain circumstances. Especially if you've been separated since birth or thereabouts and meet again as adults. That's literally a classic blunder. There's even science to back it up. So that's only 9.9/10 on the creepy scale.

An 8 year old at all is 10/10, easily.

But to combine the two into one horrific lifestyle? That don't even go to 11. That's like a 12.5.

It's one thing to have sex with your biological mother in certain circumstances. Especially if you've been separated since birth or thereabouts and meet again as adults. That's literally a classic blunder. There's even science to back it up. So that's only 9.9/10 on the creepy scale.

How would an 8 year old do that? Physically? I recall reading someplace that babies can get erections but I don't recall getting one myself before I was 10 when my dorm-mates taught me how to wank. And even then I was almost 12 before anything came out.

So I call bullshiat. Pics or it didn't happen.

At 8 years old I was afraid to kiss a girl on the mouth because that would make her pregnant. Especially on a moonlit night. That's what happened on the old movies on TV; the soaps my mother watched taught me that a baby born out of wedlock would never get a name, a truly horrible fate. How would it know when it's mama was calling it for supper? It would starve! Then too it's the name that determines sex: you can tell Becky's a girl because "Becky" is a girl's name, right? Racer X would never have a baby without a name, neither would Bret Maverick.

Hot Tub Time Machine did this pretty well, as well. (Young adult) kid sees one of the characters doing the kid's mom, dives at the guy in a rage, yelling "Motherfarker!", knocking him away. the movie was full of casual profanity, and I'm convinced that was only so this line would seem natural.