ambulance driver
I am not, been trained for this
do more than drive, here

nothing against you austin- just a pet peave of mine when people call me that- I'm sure you didn't know better, or if you did, you just said it to make it fit easier. I really hate it when nurses call us that- that's when I call them ass wipers- then they say with a persnickity response "I do more than that"