Zupponn wrote:What problems were you having with Steam before, if I might ask?

EDIT: Also, if you want that DOTA 2 key, add me as a friend and I'll send it to you.

Various issues involving corrupting a harddrive in a years old machine, telling me I didnt own a copy of the half life generations box set I was holding in my own damn hands and force disconnects of my internet by deciding my broadband at the time was 56k and forcing me to restart my computer each and every time.

This was about 2004/5 though, back when it was green instead of black.

YOU HEREBY HAVE FIVE HOURS AND TWENTY THREE MINUTES TO INFLUENCE MY GODDAMN DECISION.

I HAVE THREE BOTTLES OF HIGH-END ALE SAY AT MY FUCKING HOUSE, ALONG WITH SOME FUCKING SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN AND CHEESECAKE.

WHAT ALES YOU ASK?

HOW ABOUT SOME "GOLDEN GLORY" ITS PEACH FLAVORED AND SHIT.

OR PERCHANCE SOME "OLD PECULIAR"

OR SOME "FURSTY FERRET"

AND I INTEND TO DRINK THESE TONIGHT, IN FRONT OF A WEBCAM WHILE RECORDING A NEW LETSPLAY SERIES FOR YOU ASSTARDS.

SO - WITH AN EMULATOR TEMPORARILY OUT OF THE QUESTION (MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU TWAT-CUNTS) HERE IS A LIST FOR YOU GUYS TO CHOOSE FROM AND POST BELOW BECAUSE I CANNOT BE FUCKED WITH A POLL.

THE WINNER WILL START A NEW SERIES TONIGHT.

- RISE OF LEGENDS - ITS STEAMPUNK AND MAGIC AND SHIT, BUT COMMON AS DIRT STEAMPUNK AND IS ONLY HERE FOR MGB'S SAKE.

- FEED THE BEAST - ITS MINECRAFT WITH TOO MUCH SHIT ADDED TO IT.

- STAR CONFLICT - BECAUSE I NOW HAVE STEAM AND LIKE SPACE COMBAT GAMES

- HOMEWORLD 1 - AND - HOMEWORLD 2 - BECAUSE I LIKE MY OLD-ASS GAMES TOO

- DOTA 2 - BECAUSE I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SUCK AT IT

- SINS OF A SOLAR EMPIRE REBELLION - SEE ABOVE, ITS SPACESHIPS BLOWING SHIT THE FUCK UP

- CIV 4 - BECAUSE I AM NOT WILLING TO STOOP TO CIV 5 FOR ANY FUCK

- SID MIERS ALPHA CENTAURI/ALIEN CROSSFIRE - BECAUSE AS I SAID, I LIKE OLD-ASS GAMES

OR ALTERNATIVELY, IF ANY OF YOU FUCKS GOT ANY SPARE STEAM KEYS FOR SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER PLAYED BEFORE, SEND IT THE FUCK TO ME - MY STEAM NAME IS THESHADOWSCYTHE3 - AND I WILL PLAY SOMETHING I HAVE NEVER PLAYED WHILE DRINKING AND FUCKING UP AND GETTING IT ALL THE CRAP WRONG.

SO GET VOTING, BECAUSE THIS TOOK EIGHT MINUTES TO WRITE (LOL CADIANS JOKE) AND YOU NOW HAVE FIVE HOURS FIFTEEN MINUTES, AND I WANT TO DRINK TONIGHT.

I keep telling you man, pick up Dark Souls - you have no idea how entertaining watching you drunkenly stumble through a post-apocalyptic medieval world of fucked-up zombie horror monsters could possibly be.

The Shadowscythe wrote:Also, Mike - the vote for vanilla Minecraft will be counted, but i suggested Ftb as i kinda feel like vanilla flavor is overdone. If it wins then what the hell? I'll do it anyway.

This is what happens when I don't read the details. Changing my vote to FtB.

The Shadowscythe wrote:Also, Mike - the vote for vanilla Minecraft will be counted, but i suggested Ftb as i kinda feel like vanilla flavor is overdone. If it wins then what the hell? I'll do it anyway.

This is what happens when I don't read the details. Changing my vote to FtB.

And thus did stubby decree that i feed his beast.

Fuck, i want it to win now just so i can make puns about that ALL NIGHT LONG.