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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

I was sent this from a former client. Being that I'm a hypnotist, I enjoy a good hypnotist joke. I have to say that I was feeling a little left out, cause it seemed that lawyers were getting all the jokes! If anyone else knows any good jokes, please send them my way. Laughter really is the best medicine.

It was entertainment night at the Old Folks Home.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want each

of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch.. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting:

'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger And fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist.It took 3 days to clean up the Old Folks Home!