You ain't no lady but you've sure got taste in menThat head of yours has got you by time and time againMy arms and legs are aching and my head's about to blowAnd your back's been breakin' and I'd hate to spoil the show

But I've just spent next weeks wages and I'm right out of coinBut you want more and it's half past four and they want to close the jointBut we can't afford a taxi and it's too late for the busBut I've been told by friends of mine you're someone I can trust

You drank all your booze and half of mineI'm bleary eyed and you're waiting for the sunshine to come and kill meJust like the man who threw me on the floorDon't matter, while I'm down here I might as well try and find the fucking door

Excuse me, have you seen it? It's about this bigAnd have you got a plastic bag 'cause I'm gonna be sickI'm dead drunk and heave'n, hanging upside downAnd you're getting up and leaving, you think I'm gonna drown