A troll, jackass, pretentious, bastard. Talented to the highest in lying. Self centered piece of shit with an arrogant attitude. Despite all flaws, is still something you're highly anxious to crawl into bed with any chance you get. Reigns supreme in giving you the hottest sex hair of your life with the added benefit of the most amazing arctic sky colored eyes staring back at you. But still a major asshole.

My boyfriend is such a Joey, he'd be out on his ass so fast his head would spin if it weren't for the poundings.