Stuff Yourself With Pizza Orgasmica’s Lunch Special!

I have a thing for pizza pie, especially pizza pie from Pizza Orgasmica. I know there’s three locations — one in the Richmond, one in the Financial District and one in the Marina — but the only one I’ve been to is on Clement Street so that’s the one I’m gonna talk about.

I’ve actually only been to Pizza Orgasmica for this super cheap, totally sharable Monday – Friday lunch special I’m about to blow your mind with. I’m much too cheap to buy pizza from here any other time. Anyway, the hot deal is as follows: On weekdays from 11am – 2pm, you can stuff yourself with a two-topping personal pizza (which constitutes four small-ish but filling slices), one small lunch salad (house or Caesar), and a soft drink for $7.50 — or a beer (including Orgasmica’s own brews, like the Peach Pale Ale, which I like way more than I should at 11am on a Monday afternoon), for $8.50.

My first recommendation is to go here and share this lunch special with someone who’s not super into beer so you can share the meal, but not have to give up half your glass of booze. My second recommendation is to try the topping called Brazilian-style chicken, which counts as two toppings (LAME, but 100% worth it). What’s Brazilian about it I have no idea whatsoever. I just understand that I usually hate chicken on pizza and this slightly crispy, shredded miracle meat is pretty much the best topping I’ve ever tasted.

The other two Orgasmica locations also have specials that you can check out here. The $8.50 all-you-can-eat slices happy hour deal at the Financial District resto sounds like something I need to check out immediately. You know, research.

Christy Jovanelly - Cheapskate Commentator

When Christy announced she was leaving her family's Southern California home and moving to San Francisco, her mom said, "Have fun in that den of sin." This is the only (however sarcastic) advice Christy has ever taken from her mom, who also told her to join eharmony.com and cover her eyes during sex scenes in movies. Christy puts her creative writing degree to good use by locating the typos on Chinese food menus and spends most of her time challenging friends to all-you-can-eat contests and trying to get that one bartender at Zeitgeist to smile.

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