Get A Nice Cozy Faux Bear Hug From This Lifelike Bear Pillow

Firebox is selling these bear pillows. They come in grizzly and panda varieties! Each will set you back $43, but they’ll set you forward a cozy night’s sleep! The product site boasts that the pillows are ridiculously comfortable, gloriously squishy, you don’t have to talk to them and you still have a squishy face to sit on. To which I say, dayum! Sitting on a bear’s face? You kinky AF, Firebox! Go on with your bad self.