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The mrs must've been bartering with some magic beans on her last trip to the market. As oppose to bringing back a kilo of beef or whatever, I was greeted upon my return from work by this fucker..

I first thought it was a cow, jolly good..fresh milk of a morning..but then I saw that it was boasting a rather impressive set of knackers and a couple of horns coming from its bonce..a BULL, what the fuck is one supposed to do with a bull??

All it does, is eat, shit and piss, all in abundance..

I have a new found respect for dairy farmers..they must have one hell of a job keeping a whole farm-full in fodder, let alone clearing up the shite..one is hard enough, starts giving it large with the mooing if it hasn't got enough grass (pretty scary actually)..

Just choked on me beer then, Simon..I'll personally give that option a miss..but if baht is involved I'm sure the locals will be cuing to administer the hand job..although I'm gonna deknackerise the fucker so they won't have much joy..

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Originally Posted by jizzybloke

How much was he?

Free. The mrs took him from a family member who saw dollar signs but forgot about the feeding and clearing up the shit part

Put a ring through his nose and tether him where you want the grass kept short. They are not lawnmowers like sheep because they graze in a different way. Cattle curl the the tongue around a clump of grass and tear it up. Sheep nibble.
the dung is an excellent natural fertiliser.
If you get bored or pissed you could throw a saddle on it and go for a ride around your ranch. Good luck with it mate.