Wednesday, July 25, 2007

PURITANICALISM

A libertine's a nonconformistWho knows s/he's happy having fun;But that's what makes the Christians warmistAnd why they want to overrunAll those whom they think are notoriousFor living lives that aren't laborious-Who gamble, drink, do drugs, love sex;And, yes, who sometimes write bad checks.If they could make a Christian golem,They'd send him out to be a scornTo men and women who make porn.Like that...they'd snap your spinal columnFor wanting really to be bad;But not kill Muslims in Baghdad.

These Christians are the self-appointed,Self-righteous guardians of menAnd women; who think God anointedThem to convert the lion's denThat has rejected ChristianityIn favor of mankind's humanity;Who think that common earthly blightsWe might amend by human rights.This thinking, though, leaves them scared shitless.And rightly so. It would seem odd,As children of whom they call God,If He'd created us so witless,We couldn't make a common causeWith "Others," as we do in-laws.

They're so absurdly puritanic:When Janet Jackson flashed some breastThese Christians flew into a panic(Some even died in the midwest),Believing that "Jew" televisionWas under Satan's supervision-As was, they knew, the DMVAnd, probably, the FCC.They poured from homes and sought their preachersWho knelt them in the streets to prayIn hopes this devil's devoteeWould suffer cancer to her "features."Meanwhile, their forces in IraqGo killing Muslims block by block.