Greetings – well, acknowledgements, anyway – to all the liberal scum from a half-assed liberal blog called (snicker) “Democracy For Virginia”.

Let me say up front – I’m not the least bit impressed with any of you liberal shits. Congrats to that fat icon of yours, Maura Keaney, for getting a legislator to pull what was a bad bill to begin with. Not that it was any big feat, so save your “woot woots” for someone who gives a flying fuck. Howard Dean, maybe.

Try referring to us without calling us things like the “extra-chromosome Right”, “fascists”, “Bushies”, “fundies” or any bullshit like that, and then we can talk about my maybe being impressed.

Embittered first-lady wannabe Teresa Heinz is questioning whether President Bush’s re-election victory last November was legitimate, saying that many of the country’s voting machines could have been “hacked.”

“Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States,” Heinz told a lunch for Seattle Rep. Adam Smith on Saturday, referring to the brothers as “hard right” Republicans.

Yeah. So? I suppose you’d’ve said that had the brothers been Bill & Roger Clinton?

(Wait, what am I saying? Those two don’t have the brains between ‘em to blow their noses.)

She argued that it is “very easy to hack into the mother machines,” in quotes picked up by the Seattle Post Intelligencer.

But not quite as easy as it is to pluck off a dimpled chad, is it, T’Rumraisin?

“We in the United States are not a banana republic,” added the Mozambican-born billionairess.

No, we’re a representative republic – and you’d do well to finally get that through your thick, drunk-assed noggin, bimbo.

Heinz urged Democrats to insist on “accountability and transparency” in how votes are counted, and said the integrity of future elections hangs in the balance.

“How are we expected to steal elections if we can’t get flunkies we can trust, eh?”

“I think we should focus on ’06: If ’06 doesn’t work out, ’08 will be impossible,” she told the Democratic group, adding: “I fear for ’06. I don’t trust it the way it is right now.”

Duct tape over the mouth works very well in matters such as this, T’Rumraisin. I suggest starting with yourself first…

It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer set about 1024x768 1280x1024 with your Favorites window activated on the left deactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)