No NFL player wants to be in Baltimore Ravens WR Jacoby Jones’ shoes today. It’s bad enough that he got cracked over the head with an expensive bottle of champagne. But when the attacker wielding the bottle is a petite stripper named Sweet Pea, the locker room becomes a very hostile environment to be in.

According to gossip blog TMZ.com, the incident took place on board a DC party bus where other players were celebrating Brian McKinnie’s 34th birthday. The players were entertained by a motley crew of aging, out-of-shape strippers, including Sweet Pea.

TMZ says Sweet Pea hit Jones over the head with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle. She claims TMZ is lying.

Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend Harry Styles was assaulted by a projectile thrown by a fan. The incident occurred during 1D’s concert at Glasgow’s SECC Arena Tuesday night (Feb. 26) — and it was all caught on tape.