It's somewhat complicated, BobTheJob. See, first you take a picture of Jesus. Then you superimpose a raptor's head on his body. Then you make him say something really dumb.
Voila! You have comedy gold.

Wow, thanks for hosting it. I typed in sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com and I minimized it while waiting for it to load and when I maximized a minute later, there's two guys f*cking a melon. To make it worse, my mom was watching tv behind me and the f*cking window wouldn't close or minimize, hahaha. No one saw, though.
Anyway, thanks. Raptor Jesus smiles down on you.

I really appreciate this. You see a while ago I told my friend I was going to show him the greatest site ever created, and it was a bit awkward when he saw that I had put a large picture of 2 guys f*cking a melon with his dad standing behind us.