I also do landscaping on weekends with some mexican kid that I "hired". He's real good because he's 100% obedient to me and does everything I say while never complaining. He knows that I am the man in the relationship and is completely submissive towards me as he should be.

I used to be a long time drinker, but then gave it up in favor of something that actually elicited some flavor. Of the root beers available in the US, I prefer Barqs. A&W is ok, but doesn't have the same kick that Barq's does.

I would. however, LOVE to actually try a REAL sarsaparilla, if for no other reason than to compare it to the current root beers. They seem to be intertwined after all.