If you’re a female lore figure in World of Warcraft, expect to have your family and friends brutally slaughtered in front of your eyes. It’s a rite of passage, like getting your driver’s license.

Even Donna, the little girl in Stormwind, is on her own child-sized version of a rampage of revenge against William for stealing her dolly. It’s like Blizzard doesn’t know what else to do with female characters. (Other than, of course, have them pop out a baby or two and then disappear entirely.)