If Khloé and Tristan were to get married, Prince Oliver Craig Thompson would technically be cousins with Saint West and *spends four years getting astrophysics degree* double half cousins with King Cairo.

As of press time Tristan, Khloé and Jordan have yet to release a statement.

Speaking of Jordan Craig, she is maybe the most glamorous person of all time. She's been posting pictures of pregnant self on her Instagram and, holy effing doodyballs, this woman is like the lady version of Versailles.

She looks better pregnant than most people look at their prom.

How? How is this possible? What demon did Jordan Craig cut a deal with in order to make all of this possible?

I honestly could not tell you if she was pregnant in this photo or just a little bloated.