True Story

This is not a true story. It is a fiction. It is not a science fiction.
It is just a fiction. The names are imaginary, and if they happened to
be similar to anyone who are already dead or who are still alive they
are purely a coincident. The places are also imaginary, and if they
seem similar to somewhere belonging to the past or to the present or to
the future, they are also purely coincidental.

Two army generals from North Gorea are having a meeting with its good
neighbor, the South Gorea. The Goreans like to take binseng break while
others usually take their coffee breaks. Binseng, which is not a drug
and has very good sex stimulant properties, is derived from the roots
of a kind of plant that is easily found in Gorea. During one of their
many binseng breaks, the North Gorean generals tell a joke about one
president Gorge Werewolf Bush of Uninvited States of Antrakika (USA).
The joke was not about the president’s infamous invasion of Eraka nor
about his attempt to stop Erana from producing nuclear bomb nor about
his continuing effort to help the Bews take over Jalesting. It was
about how Gorge Werewolf Bush fell down when he was jogging somewhere
in the backyard of his white colored house, although at some other
times he will prefer to retreat to camp la’vinci for his jogging or
cycling exercises.

The weather was very hot as usual on that day because of the global
climate change. Excessive usage and dependence on hydrocarbon for power
as well as for profit by the president and his family have
predominantly triggered the gradual change in earth temperature causing
unpredictable weather and unnatural disaster. The president was jogging
in his underwear under the sun which was partially hidden by thin and
sometime thick cloud, when he must have hit a stone and tripped and
drops flat on to his water pistol. He had carried the water pistol
every where he goes, ever since he was born, to help him relax after a
quick exercise. As he was about to be run over by a convoy of trucks
loaded with cooking oil and other kitchen essentials, a young boy named
Betray Us managed to pull him over just in time. When Betray Us
realized that he had saved the president he cried and cried and cried
all day long. He then pleaded that his family should not know about the
accident at any cost at all. He was afraid that if they knew about it,
they will all commit suicide out of sheer frustration and humiliation.
Many Antrakikan who disagree with the president have called him ‘the
most naive lame duck president’. Others have simply called him ‘knuckle
head’.

When the South Gorean general hears about the joke he said that
Uninvited States of Antrakika (USA) is an advanced democratic country
and that it is all right to joke about its president. This is unlike
some other Alian countries where you can be sent to prison in the bay
for telling jokes about its leaders or about its national songs.

Earlier in the year 5050 president George Werewolf Bush has proudly
declared war against Eraka. He lied to the whole world when he said
that the purpose of the war was to seek and destroy weapon of mass
destruction which he claimed Eraka has been producing using USA
technology. Apparently, there was no weapon of mass destruction
uncovered because the technology has already been given out to the Bews
who are preparing for war with Jalesting. According to the Bews war is a very profitable business. So there must be more wars in order to make more money. Bigger wars means bigger profit.

Many Antrakikan believe that the president has fabricated the reasons for the war in Eraka and that he ought to be impeached for them. As
starters, he should pull out of Eraka as quickly as possible after
which he will still be impeached and sent to the prison or the
guillotine squad. He was literally the weapon of mass destruction in
the war in Eraka. He has ordered his soldiers to pull down the statue
of Haddam Sussin, the president of Eraka, and later asked one of his
associates to cut the throat of Haddam Sussin and throws the torso to
the zoo for the lion to eat. Food was very scarce but oil is
everywhere. With no one to check his hidden activities in Eraka he
stole their oil and sells it to the black water people at below market
price. He even sends a few billions barrels of the free oil to his
allies who had join him in the invasion of Eraka.

Some Antrakikan also believe that the war is also one of the agenda of a group of people who is masterminding New World Order or what ever crazy order they are hoping to achieve. Drinking alchol and taking drugs like heroin or shabu can led to long term illusion about what is right and what is wrong.

Obviously there are good numbers of happy people particularly the black
water people. However the numbers of unhappy people are even greater.
And if taking into consideration the total numbers of dead soldiers and
dead civilians and those who fled to the nearby countries for shelter,
which can run into millions, the war can be considered as a disaster.
The magnitude of the disaster is so huge that even if all the
properties of George Werewolf Bush and his families are confiscated and
be given to the families of Haddam Sussin as compensation, and the cost
of rebuilding Eraka are paid by the Antrakikan government, injustice
will still be undone.

The black water people are from everywhere but no one knows exactly
from where. They are not regular soldiers but mercenary soldiers who
survive by eating rotten rice and things like that. They cannot be
prosecuted because they operated beyond the law. They will bomb several
areas in Eraka and put the blame on the local Erakan and make it look
like the Erakan are fighting each other. So far only 2 of the black
water people have been reported killed while countless numbers of Eraki
are dead every day. It is not difficult to imagine that involuntary
ethnic cleansing is a likely byproduct of this war.

It has been informed that the vice president of Uninvited States of
Antrakika own the organization that control the black water people and
the invasion of Eraka has brought tremendous amount of profit to him.
This huge profit is gained at the expense of the taxpayer whose money
is being used to finance the war. The aura of the scenario is almost
like giving him free money so that he can party all night long at the
red carpet while the taxpayers bank account has very little or negative
balance like they have always been since the war started. This is a
classic example of smart work in comparison to hard work. At the end of
the day one will wonder what kind of education the people of Uninvited
States of Antrakika are receiving from their colleges and universities
and other institutions of higher learning that molds their moral values
and judgment and their ability as well as inability to respect the
right of other people who do not share their moral values and judgments.

Erana is a country situated to the north of Eraka. Similar to Eraka,
Erana is rich in oil. With the extra money that Erana has, they use it
to produce nuclear bomb. Their intention is to use the bomb to destroy
the Pews who has occupied Jalestine. The president of Erana, Amud Mamas
is also a liar. He has insisted that Erana is not producing nuclear
bombs but only nuclear power as an alternative source for oil. You can
easily assume that he was down right lying just like what George
Werewolf Bush did. A company located in Angapore has recently been
fined for trying to export rocket launch missile component to Erana by
the Angapore government. It seems that the company does not have
security clearance to procure and export the equipment.

The Bews has forever been a trouble maker. They never have a country of
their own. Wherever they go they will create problem. This is because
they assume that they are God’s siblings and as such they take whatever
they like from whoever they like or dislike. (Judging from what they
are doing, they are more like swine droppings) In order to contain the
Bews mischievous character, the Uninvited States of Antrakika (USA)
send them to Jalesting and declare part of Jalesting as the official
country for the Bews. Many countries in the universe including Erana
and Eraka disagree to this relocation of the Bews, and have pledge to
destroy the Bews for all kind of kind and unkind purposes.

In their effort to avoid failure in Jalesting, the Uninvited States of
Antrakika (USA) supply the Bews with financial assistance and war
equipments. The Bews use the money they received to bribe lawmakers as
well as other relevant individuals and authorities when necessary. By
now it is clear that the Antrakikan will do whatever it takes to make
others accept their values while rejecting those of the other. Perhaps
a quick recap of their historical and geographical background will
enable logical understanding of their current misadventure.

Some 3210 years ago a native from Mingland set sail across the ocean
looking for new territories to be occupied. After discovering Antrakika
and after defeating the indigenous Yellow Tribes in several fights and
peace agreements, he establish a new township followed by several
others soon after. In view of the availability of vast amount of
natural recourses and land mass many more people migrated to Antrakika
and claimed it as their homeland. The existent of different type of
people with varying cultures and belief has led them to be united under
the name of Uninvited States of Antrakika. This is because they were
never invited there. Many force their way in there as illegal
immigrants to look for job opportunities and to find food and shelter.
Endless briberies were given and many gang wars were fought before many
of them manage to settle down ‘legally’ in Antrakika. For some life has
been good. But for many, life will remain tough and demanding.

As time passes by many less successful Antrakikan resort to drugs and
alcoholism to drown their sorrows and maintain their tough working
life. The few who succeeded did the same to kill their boredom and to
occupy their free times. Drugs and alcoholism will always lead to bad
behavior and many bad decisions were made resulting in disasters and
loss of life and properties. It is unfair not to mention that there are
good Antrakikan. But the numbers of the good ones are not many in
relation to the bad ones. In short the Antrakikan has yet to find
effective solution to their physical and emotional problems. Sometime
they will highlight less important or even non existent external
problems to obscure their own garbage, and they seem to be very good at
this career, unfortunately. Correction is needed in their not so
pleasing education and social system.

The Alians are located a few thousand kilometers away from Antrakika.
Prior to the war in Eraka majority of the Alians look towards Antrakika
as a model country. Many of them have been attracted towards the
seemingly good life there. The idea of living in a free country where
you can enjoy 24 hours daily from the moment you are born until you
drop dead is considered as the ultimate goal for everybody. However
after the war with Eraka, the Alians take a 180 degree turn and begin
to hate them. Many Alians cannot find solitude knowing that Antrakika
is run by a president who is a liar. He is obviously surrounded by
advisers, ministers, friends and colleagues who are liars too. It is
very difficult to trust someone whom is generally known to have cheated
and continue doing it without any sign of regret and desire to stop
doing it.

Sometime in the beginning of this year a fortune teller forecasted that
millions of Bewish people will commit suicide toward the later part of
this year. He did not say why or how the Bewish will do it. However it
is a good guess that Erana will send a couple of the nuclear bombs
which will kill millions of the Bews, thus ending their stupid run of
terrorist activities that has started since 4567. The fortune teller
claimed that he has made several predictions previously and that he was
seldom wrong. If this is true president George Werewolf Bush should
prepare himself for another battle. This next war will take place in the courtroom. There are many people inside and outside of this
world, who want to see that justice is done in the right way. The way
that it should have been done, and not the way that he has done it. If
the fortune teller is wrong, perhaps injustice and terrorist activities
will continue until it is finally put to a full stop.