4) Thou shalt not tamper with players or coaches who are under contract with another team...unless the other team doesn't want them anymore.

5) Thou shalt not Horse-collar tackle your opponent...or your wife.

6) Thou shalt not carry a gun into a nightclub...especially without the safety on, causing you to shoot yourself in the leg, you moron.

7) Thou shalt not take drugs...ever. Except for powerful pain killers, anti- inflammatories, and cortisone injections from your trainers that allow you to play every Sunday between $50,000 commercial breaks.

8) Thou shalt not call officials things like "Moron", "Jerkoff", "Blind Idiot", "On The Take", "Stupid", or "Ignorant"...even if there is video evidence to prove it.

9) Thou shalt not get arrested and/or go to jail nine times...unless your name is "Pacman". I used to love that game as a kid.

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