These kids’ friends are going to think they are liars in 10 years. “tom, where did you get that scar?” “Oh, when I was ten, the bouncy castle i was in flew into the air, and as it was airborne, i fell out onto the asphalt.” “Ok, jerk, if you didnt want to tell me, you could have just said that.”

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