Disclaimer: So-and-so is in high school fics are impossible to write in character. It’s really better to just call make up your own names for the characters.

After three days of following nonsensical clues and failing to solve an ever growing list of downright impossible crimes, Batman was starting to get desperate. Desperate enough that he called in his old partner for assistance.
“Wowie Bruce, you picked one hell of a challenge this time” Nightwing whistled, as he relined against one of the stalagmites in the batcave.
“Dick, you said you had some experience chasing her when you were with the titans?” Batman asked.
“Yeah, sure did” Nighwing replied, “She stole my virginity. I never did manage to get it back.”
Bruce gave the younger man a flat stare.
“What?”
“I thought..never mind.” The Bat shook his head. “Got any idea what she might do next?”
Nightwing shrugged. “Well, based on past experience: She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima, “

Batman felt like beating his head against a wall.
“Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? “