Shakhtar Donetsk won the Ukrainian Premier League again earlier in the week, with a victory over Oleksandria on the final day of the season putting them four points clear of Dynamo Kiev at the summit. As is the convention with these kind of things, a couple of the Shakhtar players drenched coach Mircea Lucescu with the nearest available liquid – a couple of bottles of water – though, rather than enter into the spirit of the occasion, Lucescu stood there with a face like a slapped backside, clearly baffled and angered by the whole ordeal…