The real life people of Warlike Brother take pride in helping the community by providing guides for various portions of the game. Today, I’m going to tell you how to beat some of the top factions in conquest!

HOW TO BEAT A TOPCONQUESTFACTION IN CONQUEST!
1. I know this is just the first step, but it’s the toughest one. Catch them when they aren’t surrounded by 17 of their allies.

2. Get a neutral tile next to them.

Congratulations! You have just beaten a top conquest faction! What’s that? You don’t think it could possibly be that easy? Well, you are ignorant and stupid, because that really is all there is to it!

So that the defeated faction can maintain its false sense of pride, I’ll leave out its name, since that’s the honorable thing to do. Please ignore the fact that bragging about being honorable kinda defeats the purpose. So anyway, good luck to all the other conquest-focused factions out there who are getting started. Hope this little guide can be helpful for you all!

I somewhat recommend Warlike Brother Faction. They broadcast some pretty nasty porn sites in faction chat, but other than that it’s okay. We win about 60% of the time. The real Warlike Brother is better.

Against a formerly top faction who will remain nameless (seriously, only clue I am giving is that they do not make this a better world), we recently did an average of 13 damage PERSECOND.

To put that in perspective, we were averaging a win every 1.15 seconds. I don’t know how it’s possible other than WE ROCK and YOUSHOULDJOIN US!

Confirmation:
I don’t know how to use Photoshop, so I tried my best to edit out all names (factions and users) in this mini-screenshot. Should be good enough that no one knows which faction lost so miserably and so quickly.

Congrats, WB. You’re officially one of the number 1 conquest factions in Tyrant!

I won’t tell you that WB is the top conquest faction today, I’ll only let you know about current events and recently passed events and let you decide for yourself. Currently, WB is being tile-blocked and attacked by 3 of the top 5 factions (this is CR, so it’s virtually meaningless to most rational people, but they take pride in it for some reason according to their recruitment threads) along with 2 of their alt factions. The faction that claims to be the top CQ faction in the game has a history of running away from us when we were in a position to face them 1v1.

Screenshot proofs:

The faction running away likes to brag about its ability to draw pictures in conquest. As you can see by the last picture, we can do so just as well (and more impressively, might I add).

Want to join the faction that can make the self-proclaimed “top CQ faction” run away and require the assistance of at least four other factions (it has been up to 9 factions in the past) to even have a fighting chance at beating you? Want to be so intimidating that 4 factions disband just out of fear of being put into a position where they have to face you 1v1? Join WB today!

Like I said, I don’t mean to tell you directly that we’re the best CQ faction in the game, but the facts certainly suggest it.

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