Conversations With My Wife: The Cumulative Effects of Being a Parent, BigLaw Associate, and Generally Uninteresting Person

Me: I got a Borders gift card for my birthday. Are there any books you want to buy for the boy?
Her: You should use it to buy something for yourself.
Me: I've read one book in the last fourteen months.
Her: They have other things there. What about CDs?
Me: I don't listen to music anymore.
Her: DVDs?
Me: I don't like movies.
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Her: Coffee?
Me: I do like coffee.