Shaquille O'Neal mocks Dwight Howard, Stan Van Gundy on his Twitter

When the outspoken Shaquille O'Neal began insisting on being called the Big Aristotle, we played along. After all, he is big and he occasionally said some funny and insightful things. Plus, no one's around who actually knew Aristotle.

O'Neal, of course, has plenty of time for this hypothetical zygote mash-ups since his Phoenix Suns were eliminated from contention. Howard, on the other hand, is competing for an NBA title. So, who's really getting the last laugh on this?