Holy exciting week Batman! (Ya, my weeks end on Mondays. Haven't worked on a Monday in 5-6 years.)

So last week I get a text from my gay husband Bobby. It said that we were approved for our apartment in Chicago! So guess who is FINALLY FUCKING MOVING BACK TO CHICAGO?!?! This girl!
What happened not more than an hour after that? I get called back in for a 3rd interview at a place that not only pays well, but offer full benefits. Things have gotten so much better in the last 6 months or so.

Today was said interview. It was a super quick follow up where we discussed the details. She said she's emailing him today suggesting they hire me right away! So if all goes well, my ass will be a Chicago citizen again within the month! Let's not forget the $300 discount my apartment management is giving us, which was a total surprise.