Anti-Semitism is deeply embedded in Islam. It’s so deeply embedded that Muslims can’t seem to discuss anything without blaming the Jews. Apparently they couldn’t even publish a sex guide without filling it with anti-Semitic material.

Unfortunately for the Global Ikhwan which runs the Obedient Wives Club and put out ‘Seks Islam; Perangi Yahudi Untuk Kembalikan Seks Islam Kepada Dunia’ (Islamic Sex; fighting against Jews to return Islamic sex to the world) has had its Anti-Semitic sex guide banned.

Clearly it’s the fault of the Jews. Also women.

With a picture of outlawed Al-Arqam leader, the late Asaari Muhammad, on the cover, the book is intended to be a guide for newlyweds and wives on how to treat their husbands when in bed, Berita Harian says.

At least one chapter in the book carries detailed information on sexual acts.

And she revealed her late husband could perform sex simultaneously with his wives, spiritually. Hatijah writes about seks seren­­-tak (simultaneous sex) but she does not reveal how to do it spiritually.

Who wouldn’t want to read a book advocating “spiritual sex” (a man could “come” spiritually to all his wives simultaneously even though they’re in Ipoh, Kuala Lum­pur, Singapore and Johor)?

As if reading my thoughts, Dr Azlina Jamaluddin, a dentist and OWC leader, said it was not something a common person could comprehend.

“To you there might be no logic to what we are saying,” Dr Azlina explained. “But when Prophet Noah built an ark on a mountain at that time there was no logic in what he was doing.”

Obviously. Just like there’s no logic in that sentence.

Mohd Rasidi, a male member of the panel, claimed what was taught in the book was “high level” sex. “It is PhD-level,” he said.

“To understand the book,” said Fauziah, “the author of the book herself wants to talk to the media via Skype from Mecca.”

And Hatijah’s voice filled the conference room.

In an exasperated tone, the 57-year-old Malaysian woman based in Saudi Arabia said the club purposely did not sell the book to non-members because the public would not be able to comprehend it.

Strangely enough, I believe her.

Its vice-president Dr Rohaya Mohamad said it was time sexual prowess took a front seat in marriage, beyond that of the traditional “good mother or good cook” roles.

“A good or religious wife should also be good in bed,” she told reporters after the launch of the club’s Malaysian chapter at a golf club here yesterday.

She said a husband who was kept happy in the bedroom would have no reason to stray, seek out prostitutes or indulge in other social vices.

“The family institution is protected and we can curb social ills like prostitution, domestic violence, human trafficking and abandoned babies,” she said, adding that she believed these problems stemmed from unfulfilled sexual needs at home.

“A man married to a woman who is as good or better than a prostitute in bed has no reason to stray. Rather than allowing him to sin, a woman must do all she can to ensure his desires are met,” Rohaya told the newspaper.

But OWC’s international leader, Madam Hatijah Aam, the widow of Al-Arqam founder Ashaari Muhammad, defended the publication, saying that it was aimed at promoting the highest levels of ‘spiritual connection’ between a man and his wives.

She also said that the club’s goal is to set an ‘ISO standard’ for sex within marriage.

An ISO standard?

The International Organization for Standardization known as ISO, is an international standard-setting body composed of representatives from various national standards organizations. Founded on 23 February 1947, the organization promotes worldwide proprietary, industrial and commercial standards.

PhD level stuff. Clearly.

So what if anything does this have to do with the Jews?

I guess they’ve given up competing for Nobel prizes and are just hoping to stay ahead in the polygamous ISO spiritual prostitute sex standard department.