Virtual Mardi Gras A BUST!

May 20, 2009

So much for the virtual Mardi Gras that I had planned here on WQTVIMH. Through my last post I have come to the realization that a lot of my readers may be visual learners but really are just a bunch of prudes in disguise. What is the world coming to people? What happened to share and share alike? Here I was more than willing to show the fruits of my plastic surgeon’s labors,and all I asked in return was tit for tit,and only three gentlemen were kind enough to share their man mammaries with me. So to Daddy Papersurfer,LL and The Jules, I thank you for your thoughtful and selfless acts. KNOW that your six will be my favorites forever. As for the rest of you holding your boobs hostage, I want you to know that since you left it up to my imagination to decide what you look like topless,well…..this is you to me…..And yes, be thankful that I picture you with a lovely pair of rainbow socks on… they make you look like you’re a sexy beast, with a killer sense of style…you can thank me for it later.

Now I feel a need to award my fair and faithful blog readers that shared their charitable chesticles with me… it’s only right to keep my end of the bargain. So I’ve decided to post multiple pictures of what could be pictures of my new rack and only let the three bustkateers in on my true identity. Here goes……

1.Could this be me?!? Maybe I didn’t get a breast augmentation . Maybe I took the money and decided to go on a safari in Africa instead? And while there finally got my fifteen minutes of fame when I made the cover of National Geographic? Hey, it could happen!2.How about this one…..did the cop take pictures of my loveliness when I got pulled over last week? I am quite a vision in pink. Come on, you know you couldn’t ticket my big load of sweetness either!!3.Or did I take the advice of Surveygirl and save money by just going for the uniboob look that she swore to me was going to be all the rage this summer? I’m still keeping my fingers crossed I made the right decision.4.Or finally, is this angelic but bruised, bad Myspace angled picture of yours truly?Only the three bustkateers will know for certain!

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TFU – We need to talk about what a UNIBOOB actually is and where it’s suposed to be located in order to obtain maximum cleavage and dy-rect the eye of the beholder to the “center or (NIP PULLL)” As Jim Carey so aptly quoted in PASSWORD during his award- wining drama The Cable Guy – Tell me the photo of YOUR uniboob is a joke PLEASE..A true UNIBOOB is NEVER located in the upper left region of the chest – See, the picture on this post of your UNIBOOB is actually a depiction of a “Hemi Boob”; the hemi boob is only considered attractive by 1. patrons of dating services that cater to those interested in dating bi-lateral masectomy persons (and you have to sign up on their dating service before posting)or 2. Patrons of those small villes and backwater towns in states such as Tennessee where the Bubbas and Opies who make up the male sector are grateful to see ANY boob at all. PS- the pic of that guy in the rainbow socks with the MOOBS? Please tell me where you found that; that was a private, for my-eyes-only pic of my exhusband. At least give me $5 for the legal use of it. At any rate, You are always the UNIBOMB(r) in my book…

Okay, I’ve had plenty of time to reconsider my first comments about my fears of picking the wrong picture and being made fun of. I need to buck up and just put my wildest guess out there and say, um… er… Is it number four? I see no tuckage (thank you for pointing out the tell tale factor, Thinkinfyou) and I do see lots of polka dots and pink ribbons which leads me to believe that #4 is most likely (but not necessarily) the real deal. Maybe we need further and higher resolution photographic evidence on which to base such choices.

Congratulations!!! You have won the “content warning” award from Google. Today, I got the content warning page first and I had to agree with Google’s terms and conditions before I could enter your blog. They said your site is objectionable. Hmm… I don’t see what the fuss is about.