A while ago I was in my hotel room with friends(guys) and some chick we know came up to our room while we were getting ready to go out. Anyways, I had a bunch of gas and my friend was in the restroom so I decided to fart (it was silent) and a couple seconds later the chick asks "did somebody fart?!"
Holy sh!t i had to keep myself from laughing. And of course I denied it. It was one of the worst smelling farts I've ever released, probably top 5.

Like I said earlier in the thread, cousins are hot. It may seem awkward at first, but you get used to them coming and going in your sexual fantasies. Well for me just the one cousin. Now if you're are jerking off to your own sister or mother, well thats when you have issues. Although I have gotten off to mother/sister porn before (weren't really related).

I just pulled the drawer out and and looked down at her panties and eventually shot a round off. She had a lamp on the dresser, so I didn't have to turn her room light on. Thankfully her dresser wasn't that tall because than I would have had to pull the whole drawer out first. In hindisight, I should have probably just grabbed a pair for the road and jerked off into them later. But I wanted to spread my seed across more than one pair at the time for whatever reason.