Where the tunnels are being dug, and it doesn't get cold,
and every other thread now seems to get trolled.
Where the river is brown and the traffic is tight
and police will tase you if you're looking to fight.

Where George St holds the state's people of power
and brothels are plentiful and charge by the hour.
Where the dust settles for an Eastern coast rest
and parking in the city is a hell of a test.

Where buses and bikes rule with a cold, iron fist
and trains may as well not have a time-list.
Where there's lockouts in clubs that cause more strain
and hundreds of drunken louts stuck out in the rain.

Despite all its flaws, the fact does remain
it's an awesome city, and is far from being lame.

Beautiful Brisbane, the capital city of Queensland. Please please please don't swim in the river.

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