Published at 11:27 AM PDT on Aug 26, 2009

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Is it possible that the new Brian Boitano cooking show is even more ridiculous and more terrible in reality than in theory?

The first episode of the show, "What Would Brian Boitano Make," actually featured the following bits of sublime misfortune: the Sunnyvale, Calif. resident biking behind rainbows, Boitano lounging in a velvet robe, and Boitano running from an animated goat cheese log. Oh, and there's video too.