1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes4.Change your mind whenever your total is được trao to you5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask bạn any các câu hỏi tell them to be quiet.8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick bạn out...

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started nghề viết văn it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :DSo here it is, its rather depressing though. So if bạn don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest bạn don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Những người bạn and either forget all about us hoặc tell a story about the hideous freak bạn met tonight. bạn don’t know me, if bạn did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Những người bạn - except my brother....