Tomorrow is Star Wars Day (May the Fourth be with you). The official Star Wars YouTube account uploaded this attack ad discouraging us from celebrating May the Fourth. The Galactic Empire doesn't want us to celebrate May the Fourth but we are anyway. REBEL ALLIANCE 4EVA!

There is a newly-opened so-called “nerd bar” in my city that I would like to visit. But I can’t go tomorrow because there are only so many “may the fourth be with you”s that I can stand. I believe these pictures have sufficiently met my quota for the year.