Fable2 lol

I love the random villager expressions in Fable 2. Having just finished having sex with my wife (Who responded by telling me I was so strong, and asking if those were new moves), one of the village men said "Oh, goody. Usually I have to pay to see a show like this."

I love the random villager expressions in Fable 2. Having just finished having sex with my wife (Who responded by telling me I was so strong, and asking if those were new moves), one of the village men said "Oh, goody. Usually I have to pay to see a show like this."

That part of the game drove me nuts. My wife constantly told me over and over again that she was horny but when I tried to do my husbandly duty she just stood there like a stunned mullet. Also every time we went into our house, half the village followed me in there whether I was with someone or not. In the end I just upped her allowance to keep her happy and ignored that feature for the rest of time I spent playing the game.

Got my wife Lady Grey so drunk that i had sex with her 3 times in a row and she said some pretty weird stuff and then when we where done she vomited. I think one of the things she said was "I have better ways to spend my time."