April Fools!

'Fraid so... You my friend, are an April Fool. Or you just innocently clicked the 'Add to Basket' button to see what would happen.

We don't blame you. This product should definitely be real. But it's not. Sorry! If you want to have a glance at our other attempts at April-foolery, past and present, click here. For more exclusive (and very real) products, offers and competitions - sign up to our magnificent newsletter below.