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My mom was guilted into buying a christian friendly movie from the church when I was a kid. It was called The Buttercream Gang. It was about a gang of do-gooders - they referred to themselves as "butter creamers." I was probably 12 when I finally watched it and couldn't tell if it was supposed to be a joke. Mother later apologized

I'm not even kidding when I say that my elementary school forced us to watch that movie in the hopes that we would become do-gooders. Instead we were inspired to form cool, real gangs where only people with cool enough t-shirts were allowed in. I had a t-rex shirt so it was tight.

the cat woman movie with halle berry. a few christmases ago, i was staying in the loft at my aunt and uncle's place, and they had a tv up there with two channels; one playing cat woman, the other was qvc. after a few attempts, i went downstairs and spoke to my family. it was brutal.

I just had this described to me as "there was a scene where she is playing basketball that seemed like it was written by someone who had never heard of basketball so they decided to look it up in chinese then put it through google translate" and honestly, that's giving it way too much credit. This may be the worst scene in any movie ever made ever.

The Nostalgia Critic's theory on this movie is that someone saw the James Cameron film and decided to rip it off without realizing that it was based on a real tragic event. I don't want to think about any other explanation. I don't want to accept that whoever made this movie might have known what they were doing.

That Titanic movie rips off so many Disney movies, it is kind of ridiculous. I think they also ripped off Don Bluth's Anastasia.
The Party Time rap changed my life, though. Changed my life. I think everyone needs to watch that movie just to enjoy how terrible it is.

You fool me once, I'm mad. You fool me twice? How could you. You fool me three times, ok, you're officially that guy. You go to the bar and he's like "This suit is a Georgio Armani. I think my dad knows him". I AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT!

Dragonball Evolution. This movie is painfully bad. I'm not even going to get into how different it's from its source material because that speaks for itself. Saw it but refused to listen to it once on a flight, then became painfully curious and bought it for $0.75 on half.com. So. Bad. I've never seen anyone look less convincing about kicking ass than basically everyone in that movie. Just stand still if you can't fight! You'll look tougher than if you move, I swear.

I feel like the movie was made for no one. The Dragonball elements were destroyed to the point where it's not appealing to fans, and the plot/action of the movie was so bad that non-fans aren't going to enjoy it either. One of the only movies I've ever seen where I actually said "This shouldn't have been made" when it was over.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I absolutely love this movie because of how awful a trainwreck it is. They fucked up so badly, made SUCH an awful movie, and yet somehow people signed off on it. Test audiences had to say "Yeah I really liked that!" Hundreds of crew members made it and have to put it on their resume. Studio execs had to approve it, saying "Yes, this is the film we want to release with our names on it." It's existentially baffling.

It's playing right now on the Hallmark Channel or Lifetime. Doesn't matter which one is on, as long as it's Christmas time those two channel will be playing the absolute worst things to ever be filmed.

But it is so inspiring how this woman managed to find love, even though she was such a mess. Or how her dead husband came back in the form of a snowman, even if it was only for one Christmas. A single tear rolls down my cheek.

Asylum is the company that made this movie and I unabashedly love it. Asylum makes 'mockbusters'-movies that have similar sounding titles to other movies in an attempt to grab the confused buyer market.

Snakes on a Plane? Snakes on a Train
Titanic? Titanic 2

Anyway, Transmorphers was a blast for me to watch....it stops taking itself seriously as a movie about a third of the way in. There's an amazing moment when the same shot is recycled over and over and over again. It's so bad that it has to be intentional.

I had the chance to hear Christopher Paolini talk on this subject. He said something to the effect of 'the writers had their vision of Eragon and tried to represent that vision' which is basically writer speak for 'I was dirt poor at the time and am not legally allowed to diss the movie'

I remember a few years ago the 9th graders at my school were planning on going to some amusement park for some end of year field trip. However, the weather conditions weren't that great and they had to go see Jack and Jill instead.

I remember being young, over at grandma's for the weekend and in Blockbuster picking out a movie. I've seen Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison, loved em, and boy here's this Adam Sandler movie I haven't seen, he's making this hilarious face, what could go wrong?

....

I think that was the first time I actually looked at a movie critically. I guess at least he gave me that.

Red Letter Media does a review of this movie that will change the way you look at Adam Sandler and most of Hollywood. Spoiler: It's all about making money and has very little to do with making a good movie.

I know nothing of the Avatar series or the movie. All I know is one Friday night in July, 2010, there was an explosion on Twitter of incredible hatred for this film. The likes of which I have never seen before or since. People HATED this movie. Out of curiosity I went to the comment section for this film in IMDB. Jesus Christ you would have thought Shyamalan opened a safe on reddit.

My friends were part of that, so when it was on netflix I watched it out of curiosity. After it was over I remember thinking "yeah, the story seemed messy and the acting was bad, but I've seen waaaay worse movies.. I wonder what the fuss is about"

The only thing I could figure was that he really took some liberties with the material, so I watched two episodes of the cartoon, and that was all it took for me to see he completely missed the mark.

Its intriguing and well told for being a kids cartoon. What made me rage, though I didn't go on the internet to do so, was how horribly wrong he got it from a TV show. Where he mispronounced names being said aloud.

Yeah, it's one thing to have a movie adaptation of a book get the name pronunciations wrong, but with the TV show it's just ridiculous. They say the name so many times in the show, how do you mess that up!?

I'm glad this is at the top. That movie is one of the worst films ever made. "Bad" movies, movies that show up in the $0.99 bin at Safeway, are bad because of low budget and bad writing. But this...this took an amazing, existing story, with well-developed characters and a thoroughly convincing setting, and rewrote so much of it all - for no reason whatsoever - into this jumbled, racist, clunky, dull mess. It had everything it needed to be a good movie, but somehow, Shyamalan managed to fuck it up on a scale I didn't think was possible. I don't understand how someone could go from directing The Sixth Sense, which is one of the most acclaimed thrillers ever, to The Last Airbender in less than ten films.

I didn't really care one way or another if there was a film adaptation before the film came out, but now I think there needs to be a re-do, so we can all wipe that thing out of our memories.

I wonder what goes through people's mind when Shymalan is pitching his ideas and starting to film scenes. I mean screen writers and producers have to see the glaring flaws of the movie ahead of time. The first big one was the races of the characters. Most of them were all wrong. Then comes the terrible pronunciation of the names. I could understand fucking up an ending or something because it's hard to envision the ending of a film during shooting since you'd have to adjust/adapt, but to fuck up from the very beginning is just disheartening.

Especially the balls that Shamallamadongdong had in saying Aang is pronounced "Ah-ng" because that's how its said in the real world area and the source material is wrong.

Pretty much didnt care about the awesome source material which was a movie unto itself and made it regardless of every one telling him that he's fucking it up. I'm sad that he is still getting movies on name alone.

Don't. Seriously don't. It's not like Batman & Robin or Battlefield Earth. You can't laugh at it. You can only scream at it. There is a video on YouTube of a guy sitting through the whole movie for the first time and all it is is him screaming about how terrible and inaccurate it is.

The 2009 slasher film Smash Cut. It stars Sasha Grey (the porn star), and is based around a failed director who decides to use actual corpses and body parts in his films, as he gradually disappears into further insanity. The complete lack of acting (imagine Stephen Hawking performing "O what a rogue and peasant slave am I?" but with less depth) compliments the total absence of plot, character, special effects, or quite frankly, budget of any form. The lack of budget is particularly pleasantly avoided by the producer, who used actual animal guts, rather than props. The soundtrack was apparently written by a mentally disadvantaged heroin-addict with a rusty tin can and a chalkboard. By the end of the film, you want to be violently ill just to purge its utter atrocity from your cells. But the stench of 1.5 wasted hours never really leaves you. Sasha Grey never even gets naked.
I saw Batman and Robin, and I appreciated the Schwarzenegger of it all, despite an apparent need for the writers to have all been shot four years before production, and replaced with failed stand-up comedians with no ability to read or write.
I saw Skyline, and appreciated that at 4 AM, I could cope with something as lifeless, plotless and hopelessly dull as another poorly produced alien invasion film.
But Smash Cut just makes me want to suffocate in my own filth, slowly drowning in excrement and blood and sweat. That is a better fate than seeing this pretence of cinema ever again.

I thought the purge premise was so cool, but they used this awesome premise with all of it's potential and made another home invasion flick. Crazy ppl vs normal family but what do you know? This family aint fkn 'rouuund. I think a movie about someone trying to survive on the streets during the purge would've been pretty darn intense.

I was sitting in a study lounge in college and a black janitor was vacuuming nearby. He saw me sitting there alone (contrary to my username, I'm actually white), and goes, "Nigga you seen the new Tyler Perry?!" I informed him that I hadn't, and he pulled a pirated copy of the DVD out of his pocket (no case, just the disc), handed it to me, and goes, "Shits real" and continues to vacuum.