‘Dancing’ dumps another model

As model Albert Reed learned on Dancing With the Stars, there’s no fighting city hall, not when that city is Wayne Newton’s Las Vegas, with its legions of loyal leisure-timers. Though Wayne had the lowest score Monday — six points behind middle-of-the-packer Albert with 21 — after counting viewer votes it was the young male model with no show-biz fan base who walked the plank, not a runway, to the dismay and surprise of Tom, Drew and many in the audience.

Oh, and count me in, too. I’d have given up a ticket to see the Beatles’ and Cirque du Soleil’s “Love” again at the Mirage to see instead Wayne wave buh-bye and end our misery. Well, maybe not that much, but you get the idea. For a dance competition, Wayne’s the real deal — but in a bad way. He’s easily the worst of this season’s lot, and with the encouraging news that he finished bottom-two this week, even with the public vote, he’s clearly just marking time till he goes back to his little kingdom over the hill.

At least there’s a clear and helpful message here: If you’re a model, fuhgetaboutit. Pack your portfolio and start booking go-see’s, because this show is gonna see you gone early on, as it’s done with Rachel, Paulina, Josie and now Albert. Maybe get a gig on Project Runway if you can, or just stick with print or runway. But to dance for a living? The masses and judges have made up their minds: Not gonna happen, Zoolander. Zee yah later.