I am pretty sure you are reading this entry because anyone likes H-stuff more or less. 読んでないはずないよね。That means anyone is hentai. 見てるよね、絶対見てるよね＾＾Oh well, I guess there is no need to explain for this term since it’s so common among not only anime fans, but everyone. But the reason why I picked it up is that it seems like we have seen it more than before, and it’s been like a genre of moe beyond the porn industry. You know what I mean? Oh first thing first though, I have to explain it, though once again I don’t need to do. When I was a student, I used to think オナニー[onanie] was English, but I was wrong. It is German. We Japanese tend to Japan-ize anything from foreign countries, like converting in katakana. However, I have no idea why we converted it from German even though we say マスターベーション[masturbation], which means sexual stimulation, especially of one’s own genitals (self masturbation), often to the point of orgasm. The stimulation can be performed manually, by other types of bodily contact (short of sexual intercourse), by use of objects or tools, or by some combination of these methods. Most people do it by hand, but there are adults’ toys for masturbation; vibrators or オナホール[ona-hole]. オナホール(you can abbreviate it as オナホ[onaho]) is a device designed to simulate the female sex organ. They are available in your country, aren’t they? At any rate, this is an entry for masturbation, I shall introduce other ways to say; 手淫[shuin], 自慰[jii], and a bit casual sayings are センズリ[senzuri], or シコる[shikoru]. But these two mean just men’s masturbation. センズリ[senzuri] means to jerk off a thousand times(千回擦る), and シコる stems from a verb シコシコする[shiko-shiko suru]. シコシコ is a kind of onomatopoeia in comics when masturbation happens. A bit pretty saying is 一人エッチ[hitori ecchi].

絶対サービスシーンだと思うけど（笑）

Speaking of オナニー, I just think of such a porn video in which a porn actress enjoys masturbation for her own. Or else such a porn magazine or something like that, but as I have said, it seems to be coming out of the porn industry and being a genre of moe. I think I introduced 異物挿入[ibutsu sounyu] here, so in this way there is a variety of masturbation. What I have seen the most lately is 手コキ[tekoki], which means someone else helps you masturbate by hand. If it is being done by foot, it is 足コキ[ashikoki] or 踏んづけ[hunzuke] or tramp. These three sound like a man being humiliated by a woman(could be plural). コキ[koki] implies something like that, “someone else” pulls your pecker, not you.

pantsu tekoki

The funny thing is that there is a maniac fetish when she is groping his penis inside his underwear. This is what’s called パンツ手コキ[pantsu tekoki]. Because we can’t see “that” because of his underwear, it brings about a strong desire to see. Anyway, I must say this fetish is for masochist.

Speaking of 手コキ, there is a silly game named グングンゲーム[gungun game], that is one of the side games in the Playstation 2 game, 女まみれの水泳大会[Onna mamire no suieitaikai]. In this game, the girls try to rub a huge thermometer up and down to make it explode. Yes, it apparently looks like tekoki, and do you see a R18 label on the package?

Meanwhile, オナニー can be also seen in BL, especially fan-made comics. It seems like BL fangirls love to see their favorite boys doing it. I have a fujoshi friend who really loves Kyon’s masturbating in the Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi. Of course this is not masturbation, but just scratching his something. However, she claims this is masturbation, otherwise サービスシーン. So she even made a fan-made comic in which Kyon masturbates because Koizumi hasn’t come to see him for a while. Well, Kyon is such a normal schoolboy that he sure does no matter what. I just thought girls would despise if they saw a boy masturbating, but no, I was wrong.

a(me): What if you happened to see your favorite boy masturbating?

b(fujoshi 1): Omg, I would watch over him until he is done.

a: (°Д°)

c(fujoshi 2): I have seen my elder brother doing that in his room.

a: What about after that?

c: I was a kid, and a bit too innocent. So I stopped speaking to him for a while. But if I saw now…

a: I would be shocked if I saw something like that! Don’t you get shocked?

b&c: Nope.

c: I have seen Lelouch’s masturbating in a certain fan-made comic.

b: Really? I wanna see that!

a: You girls are really hentai.

b: Shut up, man. Oh come to think of it, you said you are going to cosplay sweet pool, didn’t you?

a: Oh yes.

b: There is a scene in which Youji masturbates. You can copy that scene.

a: I can’t do that!! 出来るワケないだろ！

c: Why not? I think there would be some people who are wanting to see that. But I do not guarantee where they are coming from, though.

b: Nah, he is not someone gay people like.

a: This is sexual harrassment!!

…僕のセクシャルハラスメント Part ⅡFujoshi are scary. At any rate, no boys don’t masturbate. If you happen to see your favorite boy doing it, please do not despite him. Me? I am an otomen, otomen never do such a thing. ※ただしオトメンは除く.嘘だッ！

Oh there is two more things left. オナニー also means self pleasure. Whatever it would be, it is オナニー if you enojy yourself alone. Everyone else does not like the way you are, but you are not aware of that, and keep going. I didn’t know オナニー even means that until I watched Nodame Cantabile. Do you still remember when Chiaki criticised Mine’s playing? He said onanie play, that is, masturbation play. It is playing in your world, and never care how everyone else feels. That’s well put. Omg, wait wait wait…what about my cosplay? Is my cosplay オナニーコスプレ？ lol

When you masturbate, you can use porn video, magazine or whatever. Such a side dish or garnish are called オカズ[okazu], ズリネタ[zurineta] or オナペット[onapet]. But 心オナニー[kokoro onanie] is to masturbate with no side dish, but dellusion. Have you watched ゲド戦記[Tales from Earthsea]? Do you recite a phrase from the theme song? It is 空耳歌詞, you know.

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this is definitely going to be one of my favorite posts. loved the description of onani-. didn’t know how the term senzuri came from though, enlightened now. i can understand okazu and zurineta, but why is there a term onapet? do u like use your pet (human or animal)?

totally agree with your friend, kyon is so hot (drool)….. check out doujinshis of him by kayuma mimu.

will never be able to listen to Teru No Uta again with the same odayakana kimochi. its such a beautiful song….. did you know the singer of that song was only like 8-10 yrs old when she sang it? wonder how she would feel if she knew her song was being mutilated like this (lol).

onapet still sounds slightly odd. i mean, the “pet” part of the word makes it sound like it’s something living. or mayb its just me (lol).

and yes so sorry, I was wrong. the singer for “Teru No Uta” is Teshima Aoi and she was around 19 when she sang it. she sang la vie en rose last yr, just listened to it. damn good! i mixed her up with the singer of that ponyo song. the “ponyo ponyo ponyo sakana no ko” one, thats the singer which is still around 8-10 yrs old (ack!).

banginsaid,

DarcyAglowsaid,

I’m not really interested in porn-stuff or mastubation @_@ but I find this part interesting:
“He said onanie play, that is, masterbation play. It is playing in your world, and never care how everyone else feels.”

banginsaid,

Laurasaid,

Onanism is also an English term for masturbation. But I’ve never understood why it is called that, since the term comes from a bible story about a man named Onan who pulls out from his wife at climax because he doesn’t want to have a child. That isn’t masturbating by anyone’s standards, I think.

We too use the word masturbation to refer to being in one’s own world. It would be like cosplaying only in front of a mirror. Since you cosplay with friends, it is not masturbation.

banginsaid,

Fritzssaid,

Let me explain this bible thing. It wasn’t his wife but rather his dead brother’s wife. He was ordered to have sex with her by god so his brother can have successor through him, but doing so was considered disgrace back thern so he defied god and pulled out. God, being the asshole he is killed him (by lighting or something) as soon as the semen touched the floor.

Today this story is used as justification for church’s negative outlook on masturbation.

banginsaid,

sgcsaid,

Yeah, and the church guys have been getting the message wrong about that passage for a long time. The message of the story of Onan wasn’t “Masturbation is wrong”; it was “don’t be selfish” and “obey God”.

bangin, we also have a word with some similarity to that non-literal interpretation of オナニー. When someone says something that’s very intellectual, but doesn’t actually help anything, we call it “mental masturbation” [脳内オナニー].
This word can be used for all those pointless, long-winded 乙 replies on 2ch and such. Also, all those “deep” discussions that go nowhere and produce nothing useful, those are mental masturbation as well.

Hmm well, that season of Haruhi repeated scenes for gazillion times I nearly gave up on it, so I didn’t see much into this repeated Kyon scene. There was one episode of repeats that was clearly Itsuki x Kyon fan-service tho but that was it I thought. Anyway, sleeping in that position gives you neck ache. Not recommended XD

^^;;; well if you do that scene you’ll probably also have to mosaic it like the CG too! lol~ Sorry… couldn’t help it XD

DarcyAglowsaid,

仲魔said,

Ah, this post was easier to finish reading than the -other- one, hahaha.
Thank you as always for the slang explanation! And I am glad you like Nodame as well… but when she said that I wanted so much to yell お前もなー because of the way she plays piano sometimes.. I don’t know, what do you think?
And also it is unrelated, but Spring is here! Happy Spring! (勝手に祭日としての扱い)

仲魔said,

I see, so even if two different people both do something for self-satisfaction, there is a difference after all. Like, it seemed like the violinist was not even hearing his own music. なんか｢勿体ない｣など言いたくなる事かもな？

I think that playing music has to have onanie.. but I don’t know how to say where a good selfishness or bad selfishness are divided. But, for a musician there are moments that feel like ｢あ…なるほど、この為に生きているか…｣ Or something, hahaha.

I have always been curious about the thoughts and anecdotes of Japanese fans of anime. I was pleased when I recently found Akiba Hiroi but a blog by an 乙男 is too good to be true!

I have to admit it, I’m a 腐女子, but I try very hard not to be annoying about it! Even worse, I hate for this to be my first comment but this subject in particular is one that fascinates me. I never thought I’d be able to get an 乙男’s thoughts on it because most guys would be put off by the subject. :B

rzncusaid,

(°Д°) LOL this expression made me laugh a little, but I think some fujoshi can be scary too XD (like the entry where you said fujoshi said, if it’s a handsome man, then my boyfriend can cheat, my face turned (°Д°) too)

… the onanie scene in sweet pool for youji was really sexy orz i thought anyone who saw it would blush! I think the first time I came across it, I inserted headphone instead of hearing the sound from speakers directly. Seiyuus are amazing…

banginsaid,

Deesaid,

And soo ecchi, this topic. :D I refuse to comment too much, though… :P But to watch someone who’s stroking himself off or “playing with themselves”… it feels like voyeurism? :O

I didn’t even know onanie was German till today. But then, I think quite a few Asian cultures have a habit of “importing” words. Like: Malay, telecom = telekom, taxi = teksi, beancurd = tauhu(Hokkien), etc. For Mandarin… copy = 拷贝/kao3 bei4 , blog = 部落格/bu4 luo4 ge3, hacker=黑客/hei1 ke4, etc. And for Japanese = a mountain of words, right? I guess Asia has a habit of absorbing things from many different cultures.