Matt’s not here this week as he and Jenna are exploring covered bridges and trying home-made jams, we assume, so Dan and Luke are dutch-ruddering. There’s midget watch, giant watch, but no griffin watch. Luke is again forbidden to enter Dan’s house as he expresses interest in Google Glass, and Dan shows his age by using the word flabbergasted.

Do you own a pug? You may want to get rid of it right now. Call your family and get them out of the house. No one is safe from their adorable little squishy faces.

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