I like to think that the slug is a metaphor for my slow internet connection. :_

Dumb guy

I don’t get it – why are not many taco days left? And if there are few, and taco days are good, shouldn’t you go slow to enjoy the few remaining? What’s the hurry? It’s taco day, not taco hour, right? Very confused.

TJ Cooley

and as benny made his way to the cafeteria it was just another ham sandwich monday