->'''Sock:''' And what if I can't do it?\\'''Mephistopheles:''' Then you're fired.\\'''Sock:''' Ah-\\'''Mephistopheles:''' That wasn't a pun.-->—''Webcomic/WelcomeToHell''

->'''Mr. Daidoji:''' Who the Hell are you?!\\'''Hel:''' [''chuckles'']-->--''Manga/MythicalDetectiveLokiRagnarok''

->'''Batman''': Grimm wouldn't be the first hood to ape old movies.\\'''Nightwing''': "Ape".\\'''Batman''': Sorry. Unintentional.-->--''JusticeLeagueOfAmerica'', [=JLApe=]

->'''Bella''': ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext [I]t may be that you should avoid simultaneously being around me and sharp objects]].''\\'''Emmett''': ''Edward ''is'' a sharp object.''\\'''Bella''': ''Point. Uh, no pun intended.''-->--''FanFic/{{Luminosity}}''

->''"That wasn't a joke. That was an unfortunate coincidental pairing of words."''-->--'''Angry factory lady''', ''DrakeAndJosh''

->''"Oh god, that was a pun! 'What's up with this ceiling?'. What's wrong with me? I'd punch somebody in the mouth if they said that to me."''-->--'''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''