Confessions of a M'sian politician

In the spirit of Hari Raya, T Anpanama has granted your correspondent a very candid interview.

T Anpanama is the original career politician. He was sent to a prestigious boarding school in a royal town on the banks of the Perak River but after a month of being ragged by the older boys, pleaded with his mother, to be schooled in Kuala Lumpur. His mother acceded to his request; but his dad would have none of it. T Anpanama was soon shipped overseas to a school in England to join his older siblings.