Tuesday, April 28, 2009

It was looking like Boston. Seriously.Last minute collapse by the New Jersey Devils.We didn't watch the game, but we were eying the boxscore on NHL.com and when Carolina tied it we were like "shit, OT." Pillow Lips probably asked Uncle Dad how much his alimony was and waited until he said, "Excuse me, you little punk, but my alimony is none of your--"

Goal.Canes win 4-3 in regulation.

Like, seriously. What a terrible performance. What a disaster.

We'd rather have Boston. That would have meant that Zoë could watch NESN and Jack Edwards for a week. And try to find Max Talbot coming out of the Gypsy Bar, housed beneath the many classrooms of Emerson College.

Fucking Godzilla Boy. We can't trust you to do shit. We are so mad at you right now.And Marty? What the fucking fuck?

Oh, not to mention. . .

BRING IT SLUTS

Go Pens.Round 2 just means another team's season for us to destroy.

EDIT:KEEP SENDING US BLINGEES. WE NOW KNOW OUR OPPONENT AND CAN FOCUS THE POWER.

i was watching both games (i have WAY too much time on my hands) and i was soothing my wounds about the washington win by reminding myself how much i love varlamov, but i was telling my friend how the Pens were going to play Boston next round: oh wait, fuck...FUCK.

@Allison - Thanks to last year's playoffs, I didn't finish my final paper for law school and couldn't graduate on time. This ended up costing me about six months of loan repayment from my school. And you know what?

The one thing that sticks out in my mind about the Caps/Rags game was an almost full length ice pass right up the middle by the Rags in the first few minutes. Yikes. I admittedly didn't watch the whole game, but dinner with mom and dad are far more important.

Oh Good God. I think vomit accurately sums up the last two minutes of last night's game. Whatever. I tend to rebound from crap like this pretty fast. The Devils are out, which means I am now the Penguins ho for the rest of the playoffs and/or eternity. Because Marc-Andre Fleury has never given up a goal with less than 0.2 seconds left in a game or ponied up two softies in the final 90 seconds of a Game 7 to turn a victory into a crushing defeat when asked about his alimony payments (which I think is probably totally what happened).

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