But don't worry, Stig did strap himself into the girthy lightweight two-seater and set a time. What time? Well, we're still putting the film onto VHS, so you'll have to come back to TopGear.com next week to watch the full Power Lap.

Until then, we do have some hi-res, desktop-worthy wallpapers as evidence that the lap did actually happen. So if you fancy furnishing your computer/tablet desktop with a new wallpaper, all you have to do is scroll through the pics, click the size that takes your fancy and add right-click it onto your desktop.