guy: i don't know lots of things. explain the important stuff to me
guy 2: oh wow! ok...
guy 2: #1 super important thing. the squishy thing above those two things you walk with is a butt. and poop comes out of there
guy 2: point the butt away from everything but a toilet if the poop is gonna come out!
guy: please explain this "poop" thing. is it evil?
guy 2: it's morally ambiguous