Big Red Paul

Your bike is a machine, don't shoot it, but toubleshoot the bitch one step at a time. The bike is on your side. It's your friend. It wants to be with you.
It is logical, it's rational, it's stable, it's loyal, it's unselfish, it's everything your ex wasn't.

If you compare a motorcycle to a woman again, I'll fly over there, take you out back, and put you out of your misery.

jdubb75

Your bike is a machine, don't shoot it, but toubleshoot the bitch one step at a time. The bike is on your side. It's your friend. It wants to be with you.It is logical, it's rational, it's stable, it's loyal, it's unselfish, it's everything your ex wasn't.

If you compare a motorcycle to a woman again, I'll fly over there, take you out back, and put you out of your misery.

at least you know that with enough time you will figure out what troubles your bike and you will remember that for when the next time it happens. with women...you think you figured it out only to learn you were a for thinking you had it figured out. drink the beer...hell, have three. then get back out there and rub her til she starts.

onebigmike

sploogemonkey

I went to bed thinking about puppies, fields of daisies, butterflies, and me in a stadium full of double D's. I'm all better now and the world is right.

I believe I may have a method of attack to deter my bikes plan to reduce me to a Tourettes afflicted, cussing idiot.

So far my bike has succeeded at keeping all the neighbors from walking within throwing distance of my garage door, though. I never thought a 12mm wrench could dent a wooden fence across the street, go figure?

I just needed to blow off some steam. I'll be posting later whether I got it fixed or not.

micknmeld

So far my bike has succeeded at keeping all the neighbors from walking within throwing distance of my garage door, though. I never thought a 12mm wrench could dent a wooden fence across the street, go figure?

Hi my name is Mick and I am a wrench thrower.I have thrown a 19mm wrench through 2 sheets of plaster,from the garage through to the lounge room (bike related)I have also slammed a car door so hard the window smashed (woman related) I also believe I could hold the Australian record for throwing a twenty foot long aluminium irrigation pipe.I am not proud of these efforts, I just know were you are coming from.Sometimes a man just needs to vent:mad:Anyone else care to admit they go off like that?

Denn10

How bout a 12" crecent in the door? or better yet just kick the living hell out of it and it will break!! TRUST ME i know. How bout you drive up to Victorville and roll with me to Vegas this weekend? Leaving for stateline tomorrow afternoon?