"too much time on their hands" is such a bullshit phrase. OF COURSE THEY HAVE EXTRA TIME. THAT'S THE POINT OF A GODDAM HOBBY. Seriously, how can it be "too much" when most of us spend our time bitching about how there's never enough free time? What else should he be doing? Neglecting his family and pissing around at the office?

fasterthanu

Calm down there lad, you're coming across as a little fancy pa-…….oh.

Blah blah blah

Well said sir! Making awesome shit, however pointless that shit maybe, has got to be more constructive than us lot wasting our free time on the chive. Lol. Having said that I WILL be on the chive everyday and will never make anything this cool……. Now I’m a little sad.

assman

wow, take it easy there little fella, are you about to cry? don't let things that others do get to you so much, you'll live longer…

Yes, because nowadays the average person can develop something that actually shoots superheated gas. Jeez…. >_<

femtrooper

I do nothing all day, I need to make cool crap… Now if I only knew how…

Berg

Someones time has way to many hands on them.

JAB

that's just flat out amazing…it glows?

JSeries

Fallout: New Vegas Hell Yea!

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Put that much effort into getting a woman……you'd be surprised. Or, probably not. I'm guessing, that IS their "woman".

hrnghlbrap

He should spend more time online making fun of people who have hobbies. That's what all the really cool kids do.

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Ouch, you touched my soul on that one. I'm going to sit here for a bit, and think about my words as actions. In the mean time, get back down in your parents basement and finish that Flux Capacitor you've been working on. Time is money, Playboy!!

BostonRocco

Speaking of time on your hands. Clown.

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Ma'am, I'm sitting in my office with my laptop in tow…..I've got all the fucking time in the world!

hrnghlbrap

Life well spent.

hrnghlbrap

It is a shame I'll never be good enough to hang out in the sex-drenched VIP club where all the people trolling Chive hang out.

Unwavering

If it wasn't for people "with too much time on their hands" you people would be arguing via telegraph.

trashganastan

you know that Ryans married right? He probably gets more pussy than a fuckin douche like youself.

http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

Nerds of a feather!!!

baj rojo

where do i place my order for one? wanna freak out the paranoid neighbor

Clickawhat

Looks like someone has way too much AWESOME on their hands.

JiggQuoi?

I see a direct correlation between the rise of stupid steam punk stuff and Fallout 3

Dgt764

Someone has way too much awesome on their hands.

Dubs

Don’t know what this is, looks like something for nerds. It’s a gun though, so that’s cool.

mipo2010

For $25 bucks I'll make a spud gun with an electronic ignition coil that won't glow but it will tear shit up!!!

thetech2

I'll take one if you can add a flamethrower and grenade launcher fuck it for all that I'll give you 50 bucks

mipo2010

I don't think schedule 80 PVC will be able to handle the flamethrower or grenade launcher. I might be able to do a double barrel bean bag launcher with a single incendiary device

Crazysruzz

I love all the props this guy makes. If you wanna see more search for Volpin Props, he's done a lot.

Engage

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