shrink these fuckin things down plz.

...i have no balls.

just wondering if any other dudes with (largish) balls out there. easy way to tell is hold a large egg up to one lol..
does anyone else think it would be grand if they shrunk down when u didnt have a hard on? i mean you an feel them when ur trying to ride a bike, run, sit down a certain way, go down a waterslide. i got sacked on each section of this horrible waterslide once... i wonder if anyone has every counted how many times a day u have to adjust/shift.
anyway anyone who likes big balls doesnt have to walk around with them obviously. thoughts?

This chick I used to work with wanted to have some kind of bowel surgery because she had to pee so much she thought her uterus was pressing on her bladder or some shit. I pointed out that she drinks about three or four Diet Pepsi Big Gulps throughout the day. She would arrive at work in the morning with the first one and go from there. Get my drift? Sometimes the most obvious things are not obvious to ourselves.

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I'm big-balled and generally happy with it. It does require a guy to be more careful in the kind of underwear he wears -- something with a pouch is useful -- and sometimes on very warm days the excessive hang can get annoying.

I'm glad mine are fairly tight despite their size ... they get in the way enough as it is (turnstiles are definitely NOT my friends!) I cringe a little when I see a guy with very low hangers, imagining the many ways he could hurt himself.

I didn't answer the poll, btw, because none of the options really reflect my view.

I have good-sized but not massive balls. They hang low, along with an 8.5" cock to keep them company. I never wear underwear, that increases rather than decreases discomfort. I do sit on them occasionally and I do have to adjust them many times each day. Still, I am very happy with them.

I think that my low-hanging free-swinging balls are less likely to get hurt than if they were trussed up in underwear. They have never been hurt by turnstiles. They move out of the way of most anything that comes their way. A bicycle saddle is more of a risk to the health of my cock than my balls. Even with a saddle with deep groove that is supposed to remove this problem, I end up with pins and needles in my cock, not a good result. I think the saddles are shaped for 5-6" cocks that fit into the groove. My balls are not affected by the saddle.

I have large low hangers. None of the poll answers really fit me. However, I marked the first because I like having low hangers. I don't like splashing in toilets and sitting on them, however. And I do wish that I had a dick to match. My dick is small when not erect, and it looks even smaller with my large balls.

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just wondering if any other dudes with (largish) balls out there. easy way to tell is hold a large egg up to one lol..
does anyone else think it would be grand if they shrunk down when u didnt have a hard on? i mean you an feel them when ur trying to ride a bike, run, sit down a certain way, go down a waterslide. i got sacked on each section of this horrible waterslide once... i wonder if anyone has every counted how many times a day u have to adjust/shift.
anyway anyone who likes big balls doesnt have to walk around with them obviously. thoughts?