Paleo Buckeyes

This might be the best paleo treat I’ve ever made. I don’t mean to toot my own horn but these things were amazeballs. If you’ve never had a Buckeye before, what have you been doing with your life? Seriously.

I dropped my iPhone in water last night. HALP. It worked fine after it happened, but this morning I can’t send texts/make calls. All the other things work though. What do I do?! Is there any hope?!I’ve been desperately Googling solutions all morning and have no clue what to do. I just turned it off and am currently praying to the Apple gods that they have mercy on me and let it work again. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DEAR APPLE GODS. Maybe if I make them some of these Buckeyes they would be more willing to help me? I can’t afford a new phone, but I can pay them in paleo treats. Good plan, right? No? Cool.

Isn’t it sad how reliant we are on smartphones these days? I’ll straight up admit it; I feel naked right now without a functioning phone. What if I need to make an emergency phone call? What if someone needs to make an emergency call to me? Ok, let’s be real. No one’s calling me in any type of emergency situation. But you get what I mean. What the hell did people do before cell phones?

Did you try putting your phone in a bowl of uncooked rice? Yeah I know you probably don’t have any rice in your house if you’re like me, but I’ve heard that helps dry it out. Oh yeah, one more thing…GO BLUE!