In an effort to worry the public and convince them to vote
for us again next year, and because George Bush asked
us to, this website includes the common sense advice found in
the Preparing for Emergencies booklet, and information on
what
the government is doing to protect the country as a whole.
(Hint: we're praying really, really hard.)
National editions of the booklet will be available here
when we can be arsed to get translators to put them into
your crazy moon languages.

From 2nd August, translations of the booklet into 16 languages
will be available on this website. They will
be
in
: Arabic,
Bengali,
Chinese, English, Farsi, French, Greek, Gujarati, Hindi,
Kurdish, Punjabi, Somali,
Turkish, Urdu, Vietnamese and Welsh. In the meantime, just
assume that we don't care about you.

You will also be able to order copies of the
booklet in audio tape, large print, and Braille
formats. We wouldn't have bothered, but Blunkett
insisted.