Nine Months After Snowpocalypse, It's ... Babypocalypse!

By Derek Thompson

So, it's about eight months since the historic snowstorms of December and February and all these babies are scheduled for September. Funny, how that happened. This is the best thing climate change has done since making Moroccan wines drinkable.

Outside, the white December snow piled higher. Relentlessly higher.
Inside a Laurel home, a woman watched "Dexter" reruns while her
boyfriend played "Batman: Arkham Asylum." They grew restless. They
looked at each other.