Thursday, April 11, 2013

Jason Marquis threw over the head of Matt Kemp in the first inning, but the Dodgers kept their cool. Zack Greinke hit Carlos Quentin in the sixth inning, and Quentin, the punk, charged Greinke. Greinke took the blow of Quentin with his non-throwing shoulder forward, but Quentin's charge fractured Greinke's collarbone. Benches cleared, but the damage to the Dodgers will last well beyond this game.

Juan Uribe (who now LEADS the Dodgers in HR, for pete's sake) hit a game-winning PH HR in the top of the eighth to break the 2-2 tie (Dodgers had opened up a 2-0 lead in the first with a Carl Crawford leadoff single and a soaring Adrian Gonzalez two-run HR). That held up when Kenley Jansen worked a 1-2-3 ninth. Dodgers take the series from the Padres.

Furd used to post awesome nudes taken on splash mountain at d-land. Now this: GODDAMNIT IF I SEE THAT FUCKING SAN QUENTIN PIECE OF LOOSE STOOL I WILL KNEE CAP THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A TIAJUANA HEARTBEAT. CHEAP ASS NO GOOD SHIT SWILLING SONOFABITCH GOT NO REASON TO BE IN MLB.

Okay. Get it out of our systems. Let's regroup. Ryu will have to step it up. Cappy will get stronger. Lilly and Chad will fill in. Uribe will start hitting regularly, and Matt's anger will start the HR slams. This is our time. This is our year. Nothing's going to stop us or even slow us down. Who's with me?

Saw Quentin's interview after the game. His catch phrase throughout "It could have been avoided". I would personally like to kick his stupid ass, mercilessly kick him in the crotch, look at him and say "It could have been avoided".

It's going to be all I can do not to start some shit today. DOn't know with whom, but anyone will do. I am saltier than...than SoSG Stubbs. And slightly hungover. And pissed. I'm out for more revenge more than Steven Seagal.

If you can't take getting hit by a baseball you shouldn't play the game. You take your base like a man and pretend the ball can't hurt you. Then let your pitcher get your back. Unless of course that Pitcher is Bills but whatever.

AJ Ellis is a worthless excuse for a catcher. It's his fckn job to prevent Greinke from getting hurt by grabbing the batter not looking around like a clueless dumbshit. Drop your mask and grab the batter.