Of course, those prices show a misunderstanding of the market, as is characteristic of these types of national listicles. The median home value listed also includes sales of crumbling rowhouses at, say, 23rd and Morris.

And unfortunately, reason No. 4 was cheesesteaks, but the silver lining is that Phillip’s near 22nd and West Passyunk got a rare mention, on top of the tourist traps at 9th and Passyunk.

But then No. 5 came back with a resounding endorsement for Passyunk Square, and N0. 8 cited the teeny PEP Bowl. Besides, it’s always nice to be liked. Read the whole thing here.