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1 Does Checking Make You More or Less of a Loser?https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/15427.html
Sun, 07 Jun 2020 00:06:51 +0000High school-age Jersey girl: So I went on my ex-boyfriend's Facebook, since his birthday was last week. Only like 30 people wrote on his wall to wish him happy birthday. Friend: Oh my god. What a loser! –NJ Transit Terminal, Penn Station Overheard by:

]]>That's What You Said About Tom Selleck, but He's Still Creepy Without It.https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/23384.html
Sat, 06 Jun 2020 12:02:29 +0000High school guy: No! No! You can't do that! You'll create another Hitler! Do you want another Hitler? Do you want another genocide? High school girl: Nooooo! No it won't! We'll make him nice… We'll shave his mustache… –.

]]>Lady In Redhttps://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/191.html
Fri, 05 Jun 2020 11:38:07 +0000Woman (wearing red pants & with red fingernails): I just made the greatest discovery: if I always dress in red, then I will always match and always look good! I’m now in the middle of getting rid of all my old clothing and buying only red clothing. —.

]]>But Funnily Enough, What Really Set her off was ‘I’m Only With you for the Pussy’https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/7133.html
Thu, 04 Jun 2020 10:50:03 +0000Hipster guy: So she said in a few years, she would be ready for children. Hipster girl: So what did you say to her? Hipster guy: I told her in a few years, I would be ready for a puppy, or a houseplant. Or maybe a mountain bike. Hipster girl: That was the wrong answer. –Astoria bound N train Overheard by:

]]>Thank God the Wednesday One-Liners’ Strike Is Overhttps://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/14010.html
Wed, 03 Jun 2020 10:21:41 +0000Chick on cell: We can’t let Blair and Tootie control our lives! –LIRR Overheard by: Poogins Homeless crazy black guy to three scared white girls in their twenties: Time is crazy. Oh man, what time is "Desperate Housewives" on?! –10th Street & 3rd Ave Large latino: Yo, it was so good last night, I mean I can’t believe you missed it. It was the best episode I

]]>A Geico Commercial Waiting to Happenhttps://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/2203.html
Tue, 02 Jun 2020 21:41:20 +0000Hobo: I’m sick of this city, I tell you. Please help me get out of here…Hey, did you just give me 2 pennies? Guy: 3, actually. Hobo: Ah, motherfucker! What the hell am I going to do with this? –.

]]>She’s on Coke, Duuuh!https://overheardinnewyork.com/archives/7164.html
Tue, 02 Jun 2020 09:31:22 +0000Bus driver: That’s what crack will do to you. Crazy lady: What? Crack? Did you say I’m on crack? Hell no. I have too much ass to be on crack. I have too much jewelry to be on crack. You see these? They’re real diamonds. You hear these? They’re keys jingling – keys to my house. Next time you see someone having a bad day, just say ‘I guess they’.