It’s a bit of a $hit sandwich for him because there’s already an established artist in the music domain called Martin Simpson. Someone in A&R should get on the front foot and change his name to Marty Simpleton.

The Brow Bros would make a great odd couple duet – one soooooooo laid back he’s taken 4 years to finally put out an album guaranteed to sink ’cause eh-was-that-Idol-show-anyway? and the other a ‘freakin twitchy cave dweller more intent on practical studies in louse ecology than music bizz reality. All hail the Tweeze Twins