Contest of knife and gun skills goes wrong, somehow

A New Year's Eve “game” about whether a gun or knife could be drawn more quickly led to a 24-year-old security guard accidentally shooting his best friend, authorities said today.

Daniel G. Grenon of 94 N. Main St. was arraigned today in Dudley District Court on charges of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, one count of improper storage of ammunition, and six counts of improperly storing a firearm.

Getting an ltc in Mass can be a real hassle, depending on your local police chief, and this guy definitely has put the brakes on any LEO plans he had for his future.

Oh, but he was a trained professional, like the ones leftist gun control proponents hire to protect them from the scary proletariat. A regular civilian couldn't be that stupid without years of practice.

The police report said that Mr. Grenon believed the firearm was not loaded and had been cleared of ammunition.

Well, you fucked up that complex procedure*, didn't you?

Pudgy security guards with cop mustaches should be on the top of the list of people who don't get gun licenses.

*Remove magazine, open action, look in chamber, for the uninitiated. A reflexive action upon touching an "unloaded" firearm, if you're not retarded.