Barney: So I explained to her, I said Madelin, every single international conflict essentially boils down to sexual tensionTed: Every international conflict?Barney: Every single one, dudeTed: So the crisis in the middle east could be solved by?Barney: Gaza Strippers. Next.Ted: Apartheid?Barney: Apart Thighs? What else you got?Ted: Cold war.Barney: Ms. Gorbachev, Take Down Those Pants