This looks like the best football-related disaster since Black Sunday. Even though his dialog is pretty much incomprehensible underneath that mask, Bane looks like an awesome villain. Anne Hathaway brings some 99% OWS smack talk as Catwoman. Even though this year's crop of Christmas movies seems a little thin (cough, War Horse, cough), Christopher Nolan looks like he's ready to dominate summer again next year.

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