Next month, ACC Studios is planning to release the first issue of "Liberality For All", which it claims is the "World's 1st Conservative Comic Book". (You can read a five-page excerpt starting here.)

Now, a comic about an Orwellian future in which liberals have taken over and conservative thought is outlawed could be interesting if it were done well. And by "done well", I mean "does not feature Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North as cyborg superheroes":

It is 2021, tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of 9/11. America is under oppression by ultra-liberal extremists that have surrendered governing authority to the United Nations. It is up to an underground group of bio-mechanically enhanced conservatives led by Sean Hannity, G. Gordon Liddy and Oliver North to thwart Ambassador Usama Bin Laden's plans to nuke New York City.

And does the artwork have to be so lame? Here's Liddy astride a motorcycle, and Hannity with an eyepatch and a robotic arm:

I've seen mannikins with more dramatic poses. Sheesh. Shouldn't a conservative comic book make liberals look ridiculous?