Hey folks! Sorry that I vanished for six plus years and never made good on my promises to re-post. That was, at best, a real dick move. I've gone ahead and deleted everything, but I might come back to read from time to time, so if you want to contact me for any reason, go right ahead. I'll keep alerts on. Also, I'm back on fanfiction.net for the 2014 summer hiatus.

REMOVED Katlyn, teased and made fun of all her life, meets a strange boy in a cafe. He offers her five wishes in return for herself, but as her wishes progress, they aren't what she expected. Now the boy owns her and worse yet; how will she get out of it?

Meet Talia, a clumsy, witty girl who hates most guys, including the one she can't get rid of.He laughs at her and teases her, and now she's stuck on quest with him, searching for a prince who clearly doesn't want to be found. Ah the life of a commoner...

It was a time of mages and danger, of princes and demons, of love and betrayal. A time when an ancient evil resurrected itself and two childhood enemies must come together to save Gaeron from a force that once almost destroyed it. Is there love in hate?

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What: Stranded. When: One screwed up summer vacation. Where: A deserted Island. How: Long story. Who: Me. And that guy who doesn’t really count because at this rate I’m gonna kill the jerk before we ever get rescued...

Or: Just Because No One Understands You Doesn't Make You an Artist. A rant against all those stylised movement pieces and metaphorical women who are birds who are trapped in metaphorical cages which poses the question: If you don't get it, and your audien