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Wally says to Alice, "I just watched the mandatory video on sexual harassment. It worked!" Wally continues, "In only thirty minutes, that video corrected a billion years of evolution. Do something sexy and watch me ignore it!" After Alice shoves Wally's head into the wall, he says, "I probably shouldn't have fast-forwarded through the boring parts."

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The Boss says, "Alice, there's no budget to give you a raise, but I'll give you something that is just as good." The Boss says, "I promise that if you quit on me I will give you a bad reference and you will never work again." Alice says, "How is that just as good as a raise?" The Boss says, "Try to see it from my point of view."

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The Boss: Dilbert, I need you to wear this harazzmat suit when you meet with Tina.
Tina will also be wearing a harazmatt suit.
The suits will prevent you from trying to harass each other.
You won't be able to speak directly.
A radio inside the suit will transmit your words to our human resources department.
Human resources will scrub your sentences of any inappropriate content before delivery.
Dilbert: Doyon wear a harrazzmat suit when you talk to Tina privately?
The Boss: No, but she wears three of them.

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The Boss: we've had seven hundred complaints about sexual harassment in the past month.
From now on, employees must wear body cams to r record every interaction.
Alice: Weren't all of this e complaints against our CEO?
The boss: People misinterpret his warmness.