2 minutes ago - VintagePC:
that and we'll fly our vintage sea-king helicopters over the US, and they'll malfunction and rain parts over you all :roflmai

2 minutes ago - Net:
Haha that would be the greatest war of all time. Canada just lights the whitehouse on fire and leaves. We are left standing here going WTF did we just witness. War over Canada wins.

11 minutes ago - Spago:
one of the more creative ones I've seen around here was forcing the person, after jail time, to tend to the gravesite once a week for a looong time. I cant remember all the details

10 minutes ago - tigar:
here if you commit a crime you get to go to a hotel and stay there for free and get to eat food that you never imagined could taste that great