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HOW TO CARD SHIT, WHEN YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS
by L.E. Pirate
>>> A CULT Publication......1987 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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HAVING PARENTS
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Ok...I'm still living at home, as most of you nerds.
Now, I'm sure many of you have wondered "HOW THE HELL AM I
GONNA PULL OFF THAT CARDED 20 MEGGER?" I know damn well
that some of you have parents as smart as a fuckin' tree
stump. But for intelligent people, like my parents, they
aren't gonna fuckin' believe that the carded hard drive is
the modem. "Yeah, sure mom, it's the modem, remember, uh
when we went to Zooliggerz Department Store and I begged for
one? huh? do ya???". Well, maybe my mother would believe that
but it just wouldn't hold steady with my dad, he's an
electrical engineer and works around computers all the time,
you can't say shit like "yeah, uh... that thing you've never
seen before? oh... uh... that's Jimmies, yeah, he, uh, gave
it to me". I know that some people do that shit, I got a
unidisk from some dude who didn't care, and my parents believed
it too. Anyways, how do you get away with it? Well, I suggest
you practice carding small shit, like knives and bb guns and
shit. Also, read as many carding files before you follow any
instructions, this is for the beginner, but I assume that you
understand the "basics". Practice going and picking them up,
small things, your parents usually never notice. If your parents
never go in your room, then splurge, card yourselves a bunch
of sluts to work you over everyday, but if your mom isn't a yuppie
bitch, then it's gonna be tough....After hours of day dreaming in
school, I came across this method...
CARDING BIG SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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ok..at this point, before carding ANYTHING. Tell your parents
that you have a friend in California (or some other far away
place, like I live in S.NJ so I usually say Nebraska or something).
who is starting a computer business in a local shopping mall.
Tell them months before that you want a 20 meg hard drive, keep
telling them (you'll probably get it for xmas, but you can't wait
that long), in no time, they'll be sick of it. So you say that
the dude is gonna give you a hard drive as long as you advertise
his company on systems all over the country (if your parents don't
know you phreak, then just say "locally"), for the small price
of a hard drive. You must have a friend set up in a state far away
in order to really do this. If your parents do not believe you,
usually they do, but if they don't, give them the number of your
friend (he must sound older, no squeaky voces), and say it is the
computer store in the "mall". He must answer the phone like this:
"This is the didly-squat computer store, this is Joe, may I help you?"
If your parents start asking questions, the dude on the other end
cannot be nervous, he has to see the thing through, even in the tough
spots. If your parents buy it, then you're home free. Let "Joe"
explain to your parents the concept of the deal. Also, I'd throw in
an HST 9600 for good effect, as a "free gift". But you don't have
to tell them that. You can only pull this off once, unless you have
ultra-stupid parents. But I'd cash in real good cuz you cannot use
this as much as you'd like to. If your parents work, then you do
not have to worry, card everything as usual, and go pick it up at the
drop site. If your dad works, and your mom doesn't. Go outside and
ride your bike (how cute), skateboard, work on your car, kill dogs,
spray paint the road, etc. anything, as long as you're in front of
your house, and your mother knows it. Go pick up the shit, and go to
your mother (who's probably in the kitchen, heh.) and say "oh goodie,
look what just came! Hot dog! The nice UPS man just delivered it!"
and open it, and say "hey look, a 9600 baud modem! wow!" and go to
your room (where the computer is, unless you keep it in the family
room..ha) and set it up. That's it! It works, and it is very
sensible. If you have any questions or comments about this file,
contact me at Dragonfire Private, number at the end of this.
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The author of this file is not responsible for jack shit in this file
or how the reader uses the contents to his/her jollies. Fuck your
self if you get caught, and if you call me crying, I'll kill you.
Also, don't card to the same place twice. Read all of The Metallian's
files on carding. Thanks, and have an average day.
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Thanks to The Blade, The Metallian, The Simulator, Dial Tone,
The Bronze Rider, The Snowman, Lustfer Death, Bungalow Bill,
The Tempest, The Tailpipe, Swamp Rat, Franken Gibe, Frontal Nudity,
The Rocker, The Rogue, Brain Tumor, and last but not least, TRAXSTER
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Dragonfire Private.....................................609/424-2606
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(c)1987 cDc communications by L.E. Pirate 10/20/87-22
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