An alternative might be to produce
a car propelled by squirting gasoline directly out
the back of the car.

Struggling with the potential
dropping of it's 8 mpg Hummer line? Really? Can we
introduce you to a financial consultant recently
graduated from third grade class to help you with
that one?

We've always contended that the
Hummer was a wild mistake, an out of control
reaction to comments from a focus group that
didn't quite understand what was being offered
when asked "Would
you like a Hummer?"

And providing the focus group were run by a
reasonably healthy person of the opposite sex,
we would not pass on the potential that
she was concerned about
our health and anxious to help.