(I'm talking about the 3000 posts, not about being a virgin. That's a bit more... touchy, so I'll leave it to migya, who has proven time and time again he's able to deal with these issues with the required consideration)

Pawno that's a perfect age... for you to go find a cougar!! Sure you got to skip all that awkward teenage sex, but now you need an experienced woman to get you up to speed.
A sex starved 40 year old divorce' would be just the ticket. Match.com....