Eddie

"Worse than your pants: that's how bad the call was!" -- Eddie (WHOOPI GOLDBERG), to a referee.
"The Knicks were winning when I was mayor." -- FORMER NEW YORK CITY MAYOR ED KOCH
"Who the hell do you guys think you are?... These little kids think you guys are heroes -- stupid them!" -- Eddie (WHOOPI GOLDBERG), to members of her team who refuse to sign autographs for a bunch of youngsters.
"It' s the NBA -- No Buttheads Allowed, but you keep coming back." -- Eddie (WHOOPI GOLDBERG), to Coach Bailey (DENNIS FARINA).
I'm about 165 in NBA years."-- Nate Wilson (JOHN SALLEY).
"What is that in dog years?" -- Eddie (WHOOPI GOLDBERG).