I saw this and had to share it
Bacon fried, bacon nuked,
I don’t care how my bacon’s cooked.
Hickory-cured or right off the pig,
Bacon’s the breakfast meat I dig.
Bacon thick-cut or regular-size,
Bacon elicits contented sighs.
Bacon sizzling in hot grease,
Bacon brings me inner peaceonlyonesimongarner

Sgt Phil Carter, of Burnley Police, said: “Heroin addicts steal it, along with items like coffee, because it is an easy commodity to sell and easy to conceal in a jacket.

"They often steal it to order and then sell it for half the price of what it is sold for in the shops.

“If a wrap of heroin costs around £10, they only need to sell a few packs of bacon to pay for it and they can steal that in one fell swoop.

“They target stores like Londis because they have 24-hour opening times and are self service.”

THIS MAN SHOULD BE A DETECTIVE!!

Sgt Phil Carter, of Burnley Police, said: “Heroin addicts steal it, along with items like coffee, because it is an easy commodity to sell and easy to conceal in a jacket.
"They often steal it to order and then sell it for half the price of what it is sold for in the shops.
“If a wrap of heroin costs around £10, they only need to sell a few packs of bacon to pay for it and they can steal that in one fell swoop.
“They target stores like Londis because they have 24-hour opening times and are self service.”
THIS MAN SHOULD BE A DETECTIVE!!Stone Cold Steve Austin

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