Paroles de Blind date

Fanny & chorus smooth the sofa, plump the pillows dump the ashtrays, oh this dress look at me i am shaking all over, shaking all over i'm a mess waiting wondering what i'll be thinking when he comes walking through that door

what'll come walking through that door a man i never saw in my life before oh, i am so nervous i got a blind date waiting to call on me (any minute now) i got a blind date what am i gonna see (any minute now) right over there's the doorway, he will be walking through will he be six foot eight or maybe four foot two (it could happen)

i got a blind date waiting to come around (any minute now) oy but i'm nervous listen to my heart pound why do i need this headache, single is not a crime i got a blind date an with my luck he'll be on time

i got a girlfriend shirley, who says why not (she's an idiot) this guy is a friend from a friend of a friend she got (hello, how do you do what an idiot) one thing i know is shirley ain't sitting on no shelf if he was such a vow she'd keep him for herself (it's only natural) she says she is he's nice and he deals in stocks (sounds good, but she's an idiot) i'll bet a buck he looks like month-old lox (also and idiot) what do i need from shirley her and her fifty cup i got a blind date and i'm praying he stands me up

wait wait, what am i praying he stands me up, i'll stand him up. i smell a rat anyway. umm. i'm gonna hide under the bed, he'll never see me, he'll walk in and look around, i wouldn't be there, he'll go away and that's the end of that. perrfect! now you keep quiet, not a word you hear you didn't see a thing oeps there he is! now quiet everybody sssh quiet!

blind date: rosalie?! rosalie: oi, oi, oi blind date: rosalie?! that's odd she doesn't seem to be here rosalie: smart, smart! blind date: i've been stood up, it's news rosalie: well it's better than put down blind date: this has never happened before rosalie: what and ego! blind date: rosalie?! rosalie: sh, sh, sh! rosalie: it worked, it worked! he never saw me. boy am i lucky i didn't see him neither, but i can just imagine what a lox that one was.

rosalie: i got it right her shirley was playing tricks voice: no, no, that's wrong, you got it wrong rosalie: wait, wait, what that's not right? voice: no, he was gorgeous he looked like rudolph rosalie: rudolph who? voice: rudolph valentino rosalie: get away voice: yeah, the sheik from arabia rosalie: not the phantom from the opera? voice: uh, uh rosalie: the sheik from where? voice: the sheik from arabia rosalie: get away voice: that's right rosalie: wait a minute is this person kidding me around here? voice: no, no absolutely rosalie: get away rosalie: well that's what happened i let him get away

what do i'll do now maybe become a nun (that's impossible) i'm calling shirley maybe she'll bring a gun please shirley, even if he's lon chaney fat, bald or short or tall having a blind date is better than having no date, at no time with no one at all. wait a minute maybe i spoke too soon shirley get me out of here! oh this one is cute.