A Simple Doodle, Or Something More Sinister?

This is what happens when you spend too much time on my blog. Unique has fallen victim to an acute case of iMuslim-mania. She just can't get me out of her head, apparently. She has also taken liberties with my username, by adding 'ah' to the end. This is a sign that the disease is getting worse, as that is my lesser-known YouTube ID (some highly unoriginal brother stole “iMuslim”, cha).

In her defense, the patient claims that she was simply doodling while she was on the phone, and this all happened “subconsciously”. These kinds of delusions are to be expected from sufferers of iMuslim-mania. It is obvious to any healthy individual, that bloggers are quite incapable of using the phone; Skype is much preferred over a hard-line connection. Besides which, bloggers are notoriously geeky, and are thus unlikely to have any friends to talk to.

Poor child… we can only pray that her sanity is returned to her intact.

No. I did not survive your heart kicking. After your cruel rejection I became an alcoholic and roamed around singing sad love songs and drawing doodles (like the one shown in the picture) on public property. I have been trying to forget you … I even joined Lovers Anonymous … but I saw the following picture in a roadside newspaper which brought all the memories flooding back, triggering a relapse.