2.

types of vacations I need
- a week to deep clean everything I own, twice
- a week to just sleep, then sleep some more
- a week where I don't speak to anyone
- a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up
- 2-3 days where I don't have to make any decisions

3.

The only two ways to reply to emails:
1. straight away within seconds I have no chill
2. "I am sorry it took me six months to reply, I opened it, thought 'i'll do this later' and then had several large crises"

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4.

level 1: venting by crying
level 10: venting by faking a conversation in your head with someone
level 113: venting by creating an intricate alternate universe scenario in ur head where ur a celebrity on a talk show dramatically explaining the shit u've been going thru

6.

7.

son? i think it's time for the talk". u see, when 2 grownups love each other very, very much, capitalism forces them to work wildly conflicting hours, and the brief pockets of time they do have together are spent too exhausted to enjoy one another's company

10.

me @ $2 sandwich: It’s affordable but is it filling? If it’s filling, will it provide me with enough satisfaction? What is the nutritional value of this...? Maybe I should save my money...
me @ $4.75 coffee: mmm cofy

23.

Me as a kid:
I can’t wait to travel when I get older and see the world!!
Me as an adult:
I can’t find the remote and I don’t feel like looking for it, so I’m just going to watch this and wait for it to show up.