I love love love the Food Network and Cooking Chanel. It’s inspiring and entertaining to watch professional chefs and celebrity home cooks prepare really good food. Here at SSS, we can boast some pretty impressive culinary and mixology skills**, often inspired by or directly snagged from these shows.

However…Y’all have got to stop fondling the food! Believe it or not, it is possible to sprinkle cheese, scoop your mirepoix into the saute pan or plate sliced meat without having EVERY inch of your hands touch the food.

Intention…

Reality…

Perception…

You know who you are! We can discuss the crappy knife skills that will put you in the ER another day.