This section is where you will
find all the info I have learned on gays in the two LONG weeks I studied
this breed of human .

I have found that gays really love
this shit. No pun intended. I heard this radio DJ say something like " Gay
Homosexual Queer Males Love To Look at Their Crap All Day Long, They Think
Its Better Than Sex." Now if it was broadcast across America it had to be
true because due to FCC regulations everything said on the radio has to be
true. This law was put into effect after a bunch of gays killed a innocent
5 yr old girl who was picking daisies for her mother. We interviewed one
of the convicted and this is what he had to say when we asked if he was
sorry. "Sorry? HA! I'm glad I strangled her with my fanny pack. Now
instead of picking daisies she'll be pushing them up" To which I burst
into uncontrollable laughter. Us queers sure are funny.