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Topic: What's your name? (Read 8142 times)

I introduced myself to my new neighbor today and I asked her what her name was and she told me Aidsa. I asked to repeat her name twice and she told me it's pronounced "ayeedsa" but written like the disease Aids then you add a at the end. I wanted to laugh but then she made a dumb remark "I don't think my mother knew my name would later on be associated with the deadly disease AIDS".

I have heard plenty of names that sound made up or would have to learn how to spell....like Shaniqua or some mess.

I love that name of Shaniqua, it's so innovative and African, but not every girl can pull it off. I met this girl at school and her name was Champagne Sparkles, lolz, me and her were cool and we use to kee-kee (gossip) alot and hang out. She was a heavy set girl and proud of it, at age 11 her breast were a C cup and the teacher was envious of her. I miss her.

Well we run a business and this guy rang up and wanted a job doing and I said whats your name and address he said I cant tell you I said how the heck are we suppose to know you after a while he said his John Cock . I thought this guy has suffered all his given say 35yrs hating his name he should do his self a favour and change it.

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'I see your heartache, your eyes say it all, will always be there for you!' mum

The Specimen This is what we have to look forward to??An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened? The man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open."

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'I see your heartache, your eyes say it all, will always be there for you!' mum

Dr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven. He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.

I once got a hostess at a very busy restaurant to page "Mike Hunt" over the intercom. Since he didn't answer she kept repeating his name louder and louder as only a teen age girl can do...she seemed perplexed by the laughter.

Dr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven. He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.

Quote from: bear60 on Today at 12:37:36 PMDr Love was the student physician at UNC....and boy was he in 7th heaven. He had to give physical exams to all the football players and he told me that some of them actually passed out when he gave them a prostate massage to "collect a sample" of fluid.I guess I should be flattered that he chose me to give a protate massage.

Where is this doctor now, btw? .....................................................well, Tim, I met him in 1967 and again in 1971.....I think I got the prostate massage treatment both times ...lol. His standard practice for a physical. Alas, my guess is that he has probably passed away by now since he was fairly old back then.It was sort of like going to a tailor and getting your inseam measured only to find his hands on your dick. Which happened to me as well.

I see a lot of apostrophes and hyphens in names these days. There were twins listed in the 'birthdays' section of our local newspaper last week named De'Kevyan and Te'Koryan....seems awfully complicated to me.

De'Alan

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"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Went to school with a girl whose last name was Head. Oddly enough (hehe) she somehow acquired the nickname Gimme...AND her dad's name, seriously was Dick

When I was in the military and working at the hospital, we were, of course, supposed to address active duty and retired patients by their rank. Looked at the patient info sheet for my next patient and just couldn't do it. MAJOR DICK...I went out and called the last four of his social security number. He gave me a very appreciative look as he approached.

I had to read Jabberwocky in early high school art class, and then 'sculpt' my image of one in clay. Mine was cool as, and coloured kinda Yves Klein IKB.

Back to funny names.

Cardinal Sin, used to be the archbishop of Manila in the Phillipines.

My high school was full of 'new Australian' kids with some great names. Draggan Cimonovic, Wonky Chong, Yuk Lueng Fong and my mate Ernest who's poor sister was named Regina, so we all called her Vagina.