They'll be sure to win if you do that. Everything backfires with Acme.

Not necessarily. Often, the user will cause their own problems by not reading/following the instructions properly. Example: Wile E. Coyote bought Acme Earthquake Pills, gave them to the Road Runner which had no effect on him. It was only later that he noticed the label said they don't work on road runners.

Still, I need to work on my plan which involves inflated chickens, for a light and airy taste.