Hello, I am BADActin Scenestealer, also known as BADASS. The leader of 1000 Jedi at Burning Man 2005.

All of you padawans who got those multi colored personalized lightsabers with the pink tips last year, be sure to bring them for 2006. Your training is complete! you are all Jedi knights.

And you will need them for protecting hte masses. This year, I am planning to gift away 3000 light sabers.

Its going to be better than the initial clone war battle on Geonosis!

If you are really into this, join the "Black Rock Jedi" tribe on tribe.net, and there will soon be a web page.

We need ideas on how to name and label these new lightsabers, what missions we can undertake (i.e. play buffy the vampire slayer at Spikes bar).

And until then, practice your knowledge of the force. Every time you are in front of an automatic door, use two fingers and swing from left to right, and "force" the door to open!
Congratulations. you have almost taken a large step into another world. Just walk throught the door, then you have taken a large step into another world.

[quote="hib"] Every time you are in front of an automatic door, use two fingers and swing from left to right, and "force" the door to open!
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:lol: I cant tell you how many times I have done just that!

Finally, what I've been dreaming of since I was a little girl pretending to be Boba Fett on the playground (none of the Princess Leia business for me, thankyouverymuch!): a full scale Jedi battle. I can hardly wait!!!!

Fellow Jedi,
I have sensed a disturbance in the force! The Force of the Feminine has been assaulted!
A long long time ago on a playa far away....

The little parade of Critical Tits lived in peace, walking and biking in solidarity with and for other sisters of the Feminine Force who suffered from the terrible disease cast upon them by Mamalian Cansser. But one day the tacky legion of Tastless Dicks turned the parade into a girls gone wild fest. Year after year, they lined up along the route of the Critical Tits Parade and with their whoops and lewd calls gradually corroded the once noble and proud sisters. Their onslaught continued until this very year they have succeeded in making the after parade party, traditionally only for the members of the sisterhood, open to Tasteless Dicks. This shalll no doubt bring a serious blow to the sisterhood. But Jedi are here! If we stand along the parade with our pink light sabers in hand, standing with all the wild loving imagination that is Burning Man to let those sisters of the parade, the ones who do not take pleasure in being gawked at like heaving chunks of meat and would rather like to feel a little dignity, a little class, and a little 'looked-out for', then we can bring balance to the Force and spread justice throughout the Republic.
I will be taking my pink tipped or multi-colored light saber. I will be standing by the parade. I will wave it. I will brandish it. I will serve in the defense of the Republic. I will ask Tasteless Dicks to show respect. and if you want you can do the same.
5000 pink light sabers along the Critical Tits Parade. Now that's the Force!

[quote="bdeywoo"][quote="hib"] Every time you are in front of an automatic door, use two fingers and swing from left to right, and "force" the door to open!
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:lol: I cant tell you how many times I have done just that![/quote]

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