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Laughter Quotes

Laughter brightens the soul and removes the winter from the human face.

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
-Arnold Glasow

The human race has only one really effective weapon, and that's laughter. The moment it arises, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
- Mark Twain

Laughter is the fastest and best way to connect two people.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips.

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
-Victor Borge

Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either.
- Golda Meir

You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
- Jean Huston

A good time to laugh is any time you can.
- Linda Ellerbee

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
- Elsa Maxwell

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.

Back of every mistaken venture and defeat is the laughter of wisdom, if you listen.
- Carl Sandburg

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.
- Mark Twain

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
- Charlie Chaplin