hardinparamedic:eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.

Public Savant:hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.

Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.

hardinparamedic:Public Savant: hardinparamedic: eggplanticus: So she held her vagina to her boyfriend's head? I think she might be doing it wrong.

You've never had oral sex until you've nearly been smothered by the V.

And had one of those curly hairs on the back of your tongue, that makes you go 'Hrrrrffffgghh - Hrrrrrrrgghhhh!' - but you can't get it off and you have to stop the whole thing and get a drink of water.

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 302x465]Hair? No.

It's balder than the backside of a Penn State Football Camp Youth in the Shower down there. For her and I.

huh...well, I guess you kids start out earlier and earlier each generation. Good for you.