The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test

Impossible to Please

You are impossible to please. You are the most selective of all female seekers, showing not even a marginal interest in marginal women. Of the 21 women I showed you, 2 or fewer were satisfactory, meaning you have extremely tight standards. It is likely that in your everyday life you're not much of a gawker or whistler, and -- I'm going out on a limb here -- you don't sleep with hookers.

Anyway, there are three different reasons why you'd score so low in my variable, "tolerance." The first: you could be unreasonably picky. It could be you need to chill out and be more forgiving of natural flaws. Or, the second: you're not too picky, but you have unusual tastes, which of course can be a blessing. (It's a blessing when you're the only one who recognizes some girl's beauty!) The third: hey, maybe you're with a friend, and you're hiding the truth about your desperation.

Test results are categorized into 8 levels of pickiness, as the graph to the right shows. You are the #1, most critical, test taker.

As an experiment, you might try the test late at night, under the influence of alcohol.