After “working so hard” to complete her community service Lindsay Lohan spent the weekend in Venice, Italy with Mathia Milani, supposedly her new boyfriend. Since there was something to celebrate, well, Lindsay never really needs an excuse, so they celebrated with a toast. And since she’s officially off probation, for the first time in 7 years, well… you can see for yourself what’s in that wine glass. Full Story

Today was Lindsay Lohan’s deadline to complete community service. There was a lot of speculation about whether or not she’d actually be able to do it. And if she couldn’t, she supposedly was going to flee the country on some rich dude’s payroll. Amazingly, she got it done, just in time. According to TMZ, Lohan has logged 125 hours and will be finally off probation. And how did this happen? Here’s how she put it on Instagram:

“Hard work pays off.” Yes. The hard work involved putting in “nearly 8 hours a day for several weeks without a break to get the job done”.

Yesterday Lainey wrote about RDJ walking out on an interview. When I watched the clip, the one thing that really struck me about it is how un-RDJ he was about it. This guy knows how to be a movie star, like George Clooney knows how to be a movie star and Julia Roberts knows how to be a movie star. Full Story

Yesterday, a short post on Lindsay and Dina Lohan showed up on TMZ, and it involved Dina selling Lindsay’s stuff - shoes, clothes, furniture, artwork – that is being stored at Dina’s house. Basically, the Lohans have entered Judge Judy territory.
If you watched the docuseries Lindsay, aka “Lindsay smokes and bitches about moving,” you’ll know that she has a lot of sh-t. Full Story

(Lainey: a new feature because celebrities can’t help over-sharing on social media…)
First off, she’s stealing a phrase from a reality TV star. Second, can you break the internet when no one gives a sh*t about you anymore, Lindsay Lohan? It’s cringe-worthy. Does she even feel embarrassment at this point?
Break the Internet with clothes on😎. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan is back in Los Angeles. Didn’t I just read an article the other day about how she’s all about London now because she can go for a run and watch the BBC and not get papped all the time? She’s been papped a LOT in England, like several times a week, but whatever. Full Story

Not that I'm in any position to, on profile, but I would be the worst person to promote baby products. Obviously. I don't do baby culture. In that sense, do you think Lindsay Lohan is the best person to be promoting makeup?
She was out last night in London at a makeup launch for Charlotte Tilbury's Backstage Beauty Booth counter in the Beauty Hall in London. Full Story

London last night. Opening night. Lindsay Lohan in Speed-the-Plow. Reviews have been mixed. Overall the play is a medium. Some reviews were impressed by her performance, others just had no time for it. Here’s the detail they all agree on though:
She only missed one line. So that’s the standard now, is it? Sh-t. Full Story

Check out Lindsay Lohan leaving The Playhouse after performing in Speed-the-Plow last night. Later on, at 3am or so, she was papped on her way out of Loulous. According to photographers, she could barely stand and seemed to be yelling shouting at a woman outside. Some dude had to break them up.
Even if the fight details are disputable, the time of night is not. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan's doing Speed-the-Plow in London. The production is currently in previews. Last night, theatre-goers had an opportunity to see her perform.
There was some laughing. Some of the lines are too close. Some of the lines are too true. But the laughing also had to do with the fact that she had to be prompted. Full Story

Good name for a lame comedy act. Like their fashion. Let's start with Lindsay Lohan. No matter what she wears, it looks sloppy. It looks dirty. It looks cheap. And sequins and sparkles only make it more - sloppy, dirty, cheap. Like if you're wearing a 10 dollar dress, do it in black so that you can't see. Full Story

Ibiza.
Today.
On the water.
Jet skiing.
Not together but…
Isn’t it time?
Isn’t it time for these two to become one?
Or is it Michelle Rodriguez’s turn. Michelle and Cara Delevingne used to be a thing. Last week Cara and Selena Gomez were hanging out. Full Story

Leonardo DiCaprio and his girlfriend Toni Garrn spent the weekend on a boat in Ibiza. One of his boys, Kevin Connolly was with them. One of his boys is ALWAYS with them.
You know who else was in Ibiza?
These are new shots of Lindsay Lohan in Ibiza. She and her friends were photographed at a beach club. Full Story