Saturday, 14 April 2012

Hack 'N' Slash Hero: The Character List

Here they are, in all their glory – the 'Warriors of the Eternal Quest'! The response to the Hack 'N' Slash Hero character creation has exceeded my expectations by miles. I'm being completely sincere when I say I'm so happy to see you guys getting creative and joining in – thank you. A couple of housing-keeping points:

I've arranged your characters in alphabetical order according to your Twitter username, and then in alphabetical order according to character names for players who made multiple heroes

All the stats have been updated according to your [secondary equip] and [constitution] choices – let me know if you think my calculations are wrong

I've very lightly edited some of the submissions, just to remove any spelling/grammar errors – once again, let me know if there are any issues

When the adventure begins, and whenever a character dies/fails, three characters will be chosen at random – you, the players, will then vote on which hero to send into the fray. The previous hero will return to the ranks for the next time a new character is needed.

I'll see you guys on Monday when the adventures begins – until then, here are your heroes!

@adamdjohno

1)

Name: Ruddiger

Race: Human

Bio: A little bit of a ruddy, but loveable of course, moron

Stats: ATK: 8 DEF: 6 SPD: 7

Equip: [MI]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@AetherKnight

2)

Name: Drekk

Race: Spacer

Bio: A ratbag miner from the asteroids

Stats: ATK: 8 DEF: 6 SP: 10

Equip: Plasma Drill [HLR]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

Conpulsion Bonus: +1 all stats

@BeefGriller

3)

Name: Bruug

Race: Half-Troll

Bio: Palace Guard To The Undermountain Kin

Stats: ATK: 13 DEF: 5 SPD: 5

Equip: Spiked Club [DH]

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

4)

Name: Colorado Smith

Race: Human

Bio: Whip-wielding, Fedora-wearing archaeologist

Stats: ATK: 4 DEF: 8 SPD: 7

Equip: Whip [MI]

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

5)

Name: Douglas McMichaels

Race: Human

Bio: Old West Law Enforcement

Stats: ATK: 6 DEF: 7 SPD: 8

Equip: Colt 1860 [HLR]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

6)

Name: Foog One-Tooth

Race: Hill Giant

Stats: Dull-witted savage from the unsettled badland

Stats: ATK: 11 DEF: 5 SPD: 1

Equip: Thrown boulders [HLR]

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

7)

Name: Greenshank

Race: Centaur

Bio: Protector of the Alben Wood

Stats: ATK: 6 DEF: 6 SPD: 8

Equip: Oaken Longbow [LLR]

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

8)

Name: Greentooth

Race: Goblin

Bio: Bard who uses magic instrument to cause pain

Stats: ATK: 5 DEF: 7 SPD: 7

Equip: Lute Of Discordant Pain [MI]

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

9)

Name: Halifastrinuthix

Race: Quickling

Bio: Fleet-footed skirmishing fae wielding a small dagger

Stats: ATK: 3 DEF: 4 SPD: 16

Equip: No secondary

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

10)

Name: Jed The Dead

Race: Zombie

Bio: Confederate Soldier in Alt. Hist US Civil War

Stats: ATK: 8 DEF: 10 SPD: 2

Equip: Ghostshot Rifle [LLR]

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

11)

Name: Tigoshi Hosun

Race: Cyber-enhanced Leonia

Bio: Rebel ninja of the Orion League

Stats: ATK: 5 DEF: 7 SPD: 9

Equip: Quantum Shuriken [MI]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

12)

Name: Titanium Alpha-12

Race: Android

Bio: Heavy Infantry Automaton of The Steel Imperium

Stats: ATK: 13 DEF: 7 SPD: 1

Equip: Heavy Fist Bash [DH]

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

13)

Name: Tom Bombem

Race: Human

Bio: Muscle-bound, wisecracking ex-marine

Stats: ATK: 10 DEF: 6 SPD: 1

Equip: Rocket launcher [HLR]

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

14)

Name: Trudee Baide

Race: Gnome

Bio: Dagger-wielding sneak, uses illusions to confuse foe

Stats: ATK: 3 DEF: 4 SPD: 14

Equip: Ring Of Illusions [MI]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@DaddyDM

15)

Name: Aenna

Race: Buraq

Bio: Refuses to fight or attack those of Islamic faith, can fly, uses lightning swords

Stats: ATK: 10 DEF: 5 SPD: 10

Equip: [DH]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

16)

Name: Airlocke

Race: Human

Bio: Air/wind control, specialized warlock, uses dagger implement

Stats: ATK: 10 DEF: 5 SPD: 10

Equip: Wind Shield Spell

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

17)

Name: 'Al' Allen Gardner

Race: Quickling

Bio: Intelligent, adaptive, shy, inquisitive, easily distractet

Stats: ATK: 3 DEF: 2 SPD: 17

Equip: [LLR]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

18)

Name: Ben DeRoy

Race: Imp

Bio: Deal-maker, cigar-smoker, magic-user, prankster, crazy

Stats: ATK: 6 DEF: 8 SPD: 7

Equip: Treasure Chest [MI]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

19)

Name: Buck

Race: Human

Bio: Kidnapped from Old West town, he is now a sharp-shooter using laser pistols

Bio: Selected for the 'reject' pile by a japanese robot on the sorting line of a factory bagging genetically modified potatoes, Mookus spontaneously developed self-awareness. A genius with an astronomical IQ, he lurked in the factory for days, studying the machinery and becoming an expert in robotics. Salvaging machine parts, he fashioned himself mechanical limbs, and fitted sensors that gave him the ability to hear and enhanced the vision in his potato eyes. Ironically, the potato eyes that had caused his rejection.

Mookus has since adventured near and far, driven by his one aim: obtain the money necessary to develop the technology to transfer his potato consciousness to a human body.

Mookus Maximus wears a red cape and a gold helmet. He's flamboyant.

That's just how he rolls.

Stats: ATK: 7 DEF: 6 SPD: 9

Equip: Grapple Gun [LLR]

Constitution: Agile - chip off the old block [HP: 14]

@markmeredith

60)

Name: Aldan Vane

Race: Eladrin

Bio: Noble Defender of The Kingdom

Stats: ATK: 11 DEF: 5 SPD: 9

Equip: Dual-handed Short/Longsword [DH]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@NeoDodge

61)

Name: Locke Lightbringer

Race: Aasimar

Bio: Space Demon Hunter since 3587 A.D

Stats: ATK: 11 DEF: 3 SPD: 11

Equip: Beam Edge [DH]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@paddyrox

62)

Name: Tunis

Race: Human

Bio: Sea salted pirate captain returned to land for good

Stats: ATK:11 DEF: 6 SPD: 4

Equip: cutlass [DH]

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

@PhilipGHarris

63)

Name: Mitch Magnet

Race: Human

Bio: Awful P.I. stuck in noir idioms, with terrible judgement and a dumb name

Stats: ATK:5 DEF: 12 SPD: 4

Equip: Magnum [LLR]

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

Conpulsion Bonus: +1 all stats

@realmsgamer

64)

Name: Olaf Truefaith

Race: Human

Bio: Paladin of Tyr, hailing from Cormyr

Stats: ATK: 10 DEF: 10 SPD: 3

Equip: Shield

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

65)

Name: Travock

Race: Vulcan

Bio: Member of the Vulcan High Command

Stats: ATK: 6 DEF: 8 SPD: 9

Equip: no secondary

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@richardstheone

66)

Name: C. L. Manick

Race: Human (but partially steam-powered cyborg)

Bio: Found himself teleported across space and time to Visgarthia. Limbs on one side of his body replaced by steam-powered mechanical limbs, which has improved strength considerably; all fed from a back-mounted boiler. Wields a 250Kg red-hot steam hammer to crush opponents.

Stats: ATK: 8 DEF: 8 SPD: 1

Equip: Tesla Staff powered by lemon cells [HLR]

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

@ripcrd

67)

Name: River Sorenson

Race: Halfling

Bio: Were-creature slayer and thief

Stats: ATK: 11 DEF: 6 SPD: 8

Equip: Twin silver long daggers [DH]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@scbarber

68)

Name: Dr. Kay

Race: Human

Bio: Quantum warrior, may teleport his weapon of choice at will

Stats: ATK: 7 DEF: 7 SPD: 7

Equip: No secondary

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

69)

Name: Ironfist

Race: Steamman

Bio: Mobile, sentient, coal-powered, 3 armed tank

Stats: ATK: 10 DEF: 7 SPD: 6

Equip: Sword, spear, axe [DH]

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

70)

Name: Tchropal

Race: Centaur

Bio: Cunning, swift, centaur scout

Stats: ATK: 7 DEF: 6 SPD: 9

Stats: Short bow [LLR]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

71)

Name: Wrothgar

Race: Viking

Bio: Thick, large, fierce warrior

Stats: ATK: 12 DEF: 7 SPD: 2

Equip: Sword and Axe [DH]

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

@slloyd14

72)

Name: Theros

Race: Half elf

Bio: Thieves' Guild member until explosive botched burglary

Stats: ATK: 11 DEF: 6 SPD: 8

Equip: [DH]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@symatt

73)

Name: Opman

Race: Overweight blue Oni

Bio: A blue Oni by race but a failed student of magic. Even though it's an inbreed ability, it's never worked right for him. So he sought solace in food. He is now so overweight that he is damn near unmovable unless he wants to move. His skin is like armour and his fist like steel.

He isn't the adventurous type but when the table of food was uncovered he couldn't stop himself. He dropped out of the crowd where before he was a spectator, moved straight toward the food and so inadvertently became one of the chosen few. His story now begins. Uses his massively resistant body as a weapon and defence.

Stats: ATK: 7. DEF: 11 SPD: 1

Equip: No secondary

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

74)

Name: Tahmida

Race: Half elf

Bio: Exotic dancer. Never has she been taken seriously. Tits and ass is all people see. Well, there is way more to this girl. You better not get in her way or you will know, and don't even think of holding that door open for her. She would most likely kick your teeth in first. Beware; this bitch is in town.

Stats: ATK: 6 DEF: 4 SPD: 11

Equip: Magic Scarf [MI]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@the_blind_GM

75)

Name: Serint

Race: Cyberneticly enhanced knight

Bio: Living longsword provides him with advice (seldom good)

Stats: ATK: 8. DEF: 12. SPD: 1

Equip: Sword generates protective shield when master is in danger

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

@therealrpgguy

76)

Name: Raja 3333

Race: Darnasians - Light purple skinned, bipedal humanoid - 7’, 160 lbs. (very skinny) with long white hair that looks like a mane, with long rabbit-like ears on the top of their head. They also have three long fingers on each hand and three long toes on each foot. Their garments are usually white or very light yellow and very free and flowing - it is made of spider silk.

Bio: A fighter-priest alien race from a different universe - the 3,333 is more of a "Title" rather than a last name.

Stats: ATK: 8 DEF: 5 SPD: 10

Equip: No secondary

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@tractortrap

77)

Name: Captain Brunel

Race: Human

Bio: Dashing Victorian Ethernaut killing monsters for the Empire

Stats: ATK:10 DEF:6 SPD:7

Equip: Faraday Blades [DH]

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

@Valancy

78)

Name: Ser Branston

Race: Human

Bio: A knight transported to the time of this tale; chivalrous but always drunk

Stats: ATK: 5 DEF: 13 SPD: 3

Equip: Steel Shield

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

@vodkashok

79)

Name: Chen

Race: Human

Bio: Shipless Sky-Pirate with gauss flintlock and a little fae magic

Stats: ATK: 8 DEF: 6 SPD: 8

Equip: Hawkhead Grapple [LLR]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@WinterCarroll

80)

Name: Amaterasu

Race: Esper

Bio: Saintly Magic-user with the holy fire on her side

Stats: ATK: 6 DEF: 6 SPD: 7

Equip: Sacred Fire [MI]

Constitution: Balanced [HP: 16]

81)

Name: Susano-o

Race: Human

Bio: Wild Drunken Samurai with a worn-out blade

Stats: ATK: 14 DEF: 5 SPD: 2

Equip: DH

Constitution: Tough [HP: 18]

82)

Name: Tsukoyomi

Race: Rabbitfolk

Bio: Wandering warrior wielding a long bow and tao magic.

Stats: ATK: 4 DEF: 4 SPD: 13

Equip: Prayer beads [MI]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]

@xtamsynx

83)

Name: Sorcha

Race: Fire nymph

Bio: Banned from underworld after falling for a human

Stats: ATK: 11 DEF: 5 SPD: 8

Equip: Fire bolt [HLR]

Constitution: Agile [HP: 14]Conpulsion Bonus: +1 all stats

If there are issues with your character(s), feel free to let me know. Happy adventuring!