Corrupt mayors have to wait; it’s toe-suckin’ time

Nothing makes for limerick fodder like a mayor charged with corruption. Alas, that news broke too late Wednesday, so our poets have one week to figure out words that rhyme with Cannon.

There were plenty of other topics in the news, though, and this week’s entrants seemed to be especially taken with Franklin Graham, toe-suckers and Starbucks selling alcoholic drinks. We hate to name the same winner in back-to-back weeks, but there was no denying John Long of Stanley this week’s top honors.

His take on the man arrested after sucking a woman’s toes at a Lincolnton Wal-Mart: