If Carmelo Anthony Becomes A Chicago Bull, It’s Because R. Kelly Got On His Knees And Begged

It’s hard to imagine R. Kelly hitting rock bottom harder than he did in the ’90s, but damn if he doesn’t willingly put himself out there for the Internet to clown on. If it isn’t #AskRKelly, it’s Robert literally getting on his knees and professing how much he’d love for Melo to hoop for Kelly’s hometown Chicago Bulls, and then offering to write a song for the baller.

The moment went down at around the 6:30 mark in the above video, in the midst of an interview post-WCGI Summer Jam…and…well, if this doesn’t make Anthony take his talents to the Windy City, I just don’t know what will.

did kells not hear the part where melo said he wants to make sure the kids are safe???
between chiraq and chester the molester over here,
“dear god, wont anyone think of the children!!” -maude flanders

Problem is Kels only mess with teenaged black girls. So he’d have been a great recruiter for let’s say, Karl Malone. But most of these current cats want them some grown snow bunnies or latinas so i’m not sure what Melo and Kels gon’ talk about. All of Lala’s crew is over 25 so no dice there, either.