Real Housewives of Miami

Bravo is airing a preview now and this shit looks beyond lame. I'm going to skip out on this version.

by Anonymous

reply 220

07/10/2013

They seem to be focusing on the 'witch' mother of one of the castmembers...not a good sign. I will watch anyway. Anything is better than this last season of ATL.

by Anonymous

reply 1

02/20/2011

Alexia's son Peter is a cutie!

by Anonymous

reply 2

02/20/2011

Did anyone watch?

by Anonymous

reply 3

02/22/2011

yea, I caught it.%0D %0D They all look alike. It takes me a 4 weeks into the RH shows to be able to be able to tell them apart. Everyone in a region seems to dress and act alike.%0D %0D As usual they all think they are cute.%0D %0D I was taken back by all the Cuba this and that comments.

by Anonymous

reply 4

02/22/2011

I thought that it was pretty good (I just got around to watching it today while on the treadmill). The women are so ridiculously vain, especially Scottie Pippin's wife. How many times did she go on about how 'she looks good in everything' and is so hot? She is actually quite average, she was probably gorgeous when younger before children. She was also very judgemental. I think that she will get be the 'villan' of the series. I got the impression that the other women are jealous of the Brazilian woman. She is quite pretty, and always has such a good time and doesn't care what people think. I really like her. The way Alexia fawns over her sons is weird, and something is 'off' about her nose (I think it is crooked).

by Anonymous

reply 5

02/28/2011

Lea (the older woman married to the lawyer) wears faded mom jeans that go up her crack. Why doesn't someone (bravo or a stylist) say something to her? My 67 year old middle class mother would not be caught dead in those jeans.

by Anonymous

reply 6

02/28/2011

I watched about 30 minutes and then happily hit the "cancel series recording" button.

by Anonymous

reply 7

02/28/2011

Marisol's mom is the breakout star.

by Anonymous

reply 8

02/28/2011

Marisol's mother is too hard to look at; she'll be there only in small doses. I think this show is DOA. Bad casting, as most of the women look too much alike. And if you read any of the other message boards, middle American viewers do not relate to the Latin-Cuban culture showcased in this series.

by Anonymous

reply 9

02/28/2011

Bump.

by Anonymous

reply 10

03/01/2011

Larsa, Pippin's wife, has a horrible nose job. One of the nostrils is way bigger than the other. %0D %0D I want to know the story of Christy, Glenn Rice's wife. She gives off a bitchy vibe and i get the feeling she either she doesn't have custody of her kids or her husband refused to allow them to be on the show (smart decision).

by Anonymous

reply 11

03/01/2011

I agree, r11, Christy seems like a grade A bitch. She does have custody of her three kids, and one will be shown in a fashion show later in the season. She got a divorce because Glenn Rice caught her with another man (she hid him in the closet).

by Anonymous

reply 12

03/01/2011

I cant wait until Christy and Larsa get in a fight. They are both evil bitches!

I hope Alexia doesnt plan on going to Hialeah without getting cut after saying its a hell hole.

Adriana is prototype of most women in Miami, big cry babies that think the sea should part for them on command.

by Anonymous

reply 13

03/01/2011

omg Lea just called into WWHL and called Christy a hooker and hung up on Andy!

by Anonymous

reply 14

03/01/2011

I don't like the Housewives of Miami. I like the Housewives of Beverly Hills a lot because I think they are more likable and a little more level headed. I like the Atalanta Housewives. And I also like the OC Housewives a lot as well. However, the New York Housewives are so boring and dull as dish water, Yawn! Also, the New York Housewives are too on for the camera than any other Housewife show.

by Anonymous

reply 15

03/01/2011

Peter is hot as FUCK!!

by Anonymous

reply 16

03/01/2011

Bump.

by Anonymous

reply 17

03/02/2011

Um HELLO Alexia! Peter should be worked into every episode if he wants to jump start a modeling/acting career. And he is the only good part of this franchise so far, with his major BDF.

by Anonymous

reply 18

03/02/2011

I think Leah is a bitch.

by Anonymous

reply 19

03/03/2011

This franchise is missing the hot husband.

by Anonymous

reply 20

03/03/2011

R20 The hot husband with tiger blood.

by Anonymous

reply 21

03/03/2011

The show does seem a bit boring but I don't think it will be as bad as DC.

The takeaway from this particular outing seems to be that one should only get facework done in New York or Los Angeles.

by Anonymous

reply 24

03/03/2011

I would love to see what Marysol and her mother looked like before they got butchered.

by Anonymous

reply 25

03/03/2011

Bump.

by Anonymous

reply 26

03/03/2011

Marysol's mom is a fucking trip. She needs her own show.

The raging queen that went off on Adriana at the art show was clearly staged lol

As long as Alexia drags hot Peter around in every episode I will watch this show!

by Anonymous

reply 27

03/12/2011

Alexa is quite level headed and likeable. The rest of these trashwhores leave me cold. This should be the first of the series to be cancelled after one season.

I really wonder if DC is ever coming back. They have never gone over 16 months without filming between seasons. MY guess is that the show is done.

by Anonymous

reply 28

03/13/2011

Well, I am out of this one...%0D %0D 1) once again CUBA CUBA in the first 5 min%0D %0D 2) the trip to the slaughterhouse to chose the pig, the giggles, and the dead pig being carried out.%0D %0D yuck TRASH TRASH TRASH

by Anonymous

reply 29

03/15/2011

Larsa is evil. Wow. what a snob

by Anonymous

reply 30

03/22/2011

Horrible women with horrible plastic surgery, and yet still better people overall than the (far poorer) OC bitches.

by Anonymous

reply 31

03/22/2011

Marysol and Alexia are nice.

The rest of them are gutter bitches.

by Anonymous

reply 32

03/22/2011

Wow, this has been on the air for a number of weeks, and only 32 posts! I tried watching the first episode and found it unwatchable. This is worse than the DC one.

by Anonymous

reply 33

03/22/2011

WTF is up with Marysol's face ??? Was She viciously mauled by a bezerk chimpanzee ? Then had a Bells Palsy victim's donor face surgically grafted to her skull resulting in multiple strokes??? I'm not sure,but I think they attached it upside down.???

by Anonymous

reply 34

03/22/2011

I tried two episodes and just couldn't get into these women. Yawn.

by Anonymous

reply 35

03/22/2011

i remember seeing the woman who was going to get married (& perhaps got cold feet) say she was anti=plastic surgery. puh-lease. she has a really whack lip job, and her face looks like it's deformed. i think she dates younger guys. she needs to lay off the plastic surgery.%0D %0D that ugly old witch woman has had her face really butchered, too. are they relatede?

by Anonymous

reply 36

03/22/2011

William Levy... that's something worth watching.

by Anonymous

reply 37

03/22/2011

Alexia's looks are off. Like a ethnic person with a bad nose job/ blonde hair to cover it up.%0D %0D She reminds me off that blonde vo judge on shear genious.

by Anonymous

reply 38

03/23/2011

A flirtatious Cohen on last night with the Voluptuous Horror of Elsa Patton, who was medicated to the gills (which she actually now has, to go with her hook-cut fish mouth).

by Anonymous

reply 39

03/23/2011

[quote]say she was anti=plastic surgery.%0D %0D Given how frightening her mom looks, I can believe that. Marysol is definitely pumped up with a massive amount of collagen, but that could be it. Anyway, her lips looked more deflated on WWHL last night.

by Anonymous

reply 40

03/23/2011

William levy nekkid

by Anonymous

reply 41

03/25/2011

OMG William Levy is so incredibly hot. Alexia does look really weird. I think that she would look like a car accident or burn victim in person. I like the Brazilian woman with the son the best. She seems like a sweetheart who knows how to have a good time.

by Anonymous

reply 42

03/25/2011

[quote]I like the Brazilian woman with the son the best. She seems like a sweetheart who knows how to have a good time.

Leah is so fake that any drama she creates seems really fake, more fake than we already know it is!

DC is not having a second season, and Miami's Wiki page also says it has been cancelled. There will also be no new cities.

by Anonymous

reply 43

03/25/2011

My payers were answered. If they can only cancel Atlanta, New York, New Jersey, and keep Orange County. It will be all good.

by Anonymous

reply 44

03/25/2011

[quote] Alexia's looks are off. Like a ethnic person with a bad nose job/ blonde hair to cover it up.%0D %0D That's basically what it is. A lot of Latinas try to make themselves look more "anglo" by lightening their hair and using contacts. Many of them have fair skin and thin noses, so they figure they can "pass" by doing the light hair and contacts.%0D %0D And yes, William Levy is the hottest guy ever! It's not fair that a man can be so hot, AND have such a nice dick. I'm guessing Alexia promised him the cover of her magazine, in exchange for some hot sex.

by Anonymous

reply 45

03/26/2011

Thank god it was cancelled.

by Anonymous

reply 46

03/31/2011

Actually I read the DC franchise would be renewed but only with the Salahi's, however none of the other women will film with them.

by Anonymous

reply 47

03/31/2011

I want to rim Peter's hot hairless hole, and swallow the load from his big fat Cuban cock! Peter is so incredibly hot, I can't stand it.%0D %0D Was the show really cancelled? Not surprising. The show has too many "ethnic" and "foreign" people.%0D %0D The cast is either Cuban, French, German, or Brazilian. It may be representative of Miami, but it's certainly not something that Middle America would appreciate. They're just not relate-able.%0D %0D Elsa the witch is indeed a fucking trip. You can just tell that the other ladies want to unload on her, starting with the ugly plastic surgery, but they're all holding back.%0D %0D What's scary is that Marysol, who seems normal, isn't the least bothered by her mother's strange features, nor by her clairvoyant ability. I'm guessing that Marysol is in on the witchcraft, but she's just not as scary looking as her mother.%0D %0D Lea is funny and likeable, but she is really tacky and really obnoxious. Not classy at all.%0D %0D Adrianna the Brazilian is a whiny, egotistical, money-hungry whore. Her entire existence revolves around money. She's not married, she has a shitty job, and yet she expects to send her son to private school, and she dates other men, to the consternation of her boyfriend. Adrianna's picture should be in the dictionary, next to the definition of dumbass gold digger.%0D %0D Larsa and Kristy are delusional bitches. Both think way more highly of themselves than they should, and they're just bitchy and nasty. Not one pleasant characteristic about either of them.%0D %0D The whole show is like a casting call for Miss Universe rejects. It is not the least bit surprising that it has been cancelled.

by Anonymous

reply 48

03/31/2011

I'm not sure is Elsa has had bad plastic surgery or is on a drug like prendisone (sp) whick bloats your face terribly or maybe a combo of both. But, even with all that, I love her and her daughter, the only sane ones in the group

by Anonymous

reply 49

03/31/2011

anybody who believes in witchcraft or any of that crap is batsh*t crazy. add to that a bloated catwoman-mutillated face and it all equals BAAAAAAAAD.

by Anonymous

reply 50

04/01/2011

It would be hot to see a William Levy and Peter mentorship/bromance storyline.

by Anonymous

reply 51

04/01/2011

elsa is a deformed bee-otch. she's rude and talks soooooooooo slow. i don't think she's firing on all cylinders, & her wires are melted. %0D %0D i'm going to start shutting my eyes when i see these cat-faced women, unless i'm driving...

by Anonymous

reply 52

04/03/2011

Larsa is ugly and stupid.

by Anonymous

reply 53

04/04/2011

Marisol mom. can someone plz explain what is wrong with her face. It looks like she has fluid in her face. Bad plastic surgery? Marisol her lips are disgusting. Is there any point when they look in the mirror and ask themselves. WTF did i do to my face?

by Anonymous

reply 54

04/05/2011

[quote]It would be hot to see a William Levy and Peter mentorship/bromance storyline.%0D %0D I wouldn't put it past Andy and Alexia to set it up lol. Alexia is really eager for Peter to model. And he certaintly is good looking enough to, he is adorable. He has been in a tank top in every episode.

by Anonymous

reply 55

04/05/2011

R54 She either had 17 strokes or bad plastic surgery. If it's bad plastic surgery, her surgeon should brought up on charges. Or maybe she has Craniodiaphyseal dysplasia like that dude in the movie Mask.

by Anonymous

reply 56

04/05/2011

I'm not sure is Elsa has had bad plastic surgery or is on a drug like prendisone %0D %0D No shes had plastic surgery. She has that look that women get after they had that antifreeze shot up in their face.%0D %0D Examples weilderstein, prisilla presley, and that real estate women to the stars whos daughter was friends with heidi flies.

by Anonymous

reply 57

04/05/2011

Anyone watching the reunion? Lea Black looks like she's lost weight.

by Anonymous

reply 58

04/05/2011

At least Lea's not wearing a nude illusion top!

by Anonymous

reply 59

04/05/2011

And does anyone else think Christie's always hopped up on coke?

by Anonymous

reply 60

04/05/2011

Larisa came off like an air headed bimbo. Other than Maryisol, they are all disgusting. Even Andy looks disgusted by them.

by Anonymous

reply 61

04/05/2011

Elsa is horrifying to look at and Andy Cohen should sincerely be ashamed of himself for his giggly little obsession with trotting out that train wreck at every opportunity.

Usually I'll watch any garbage that Bravo green lights - I even watched the highly unpopular DC - but exploiting an obviously out-of-it older woman who has been horrendously disfigured by bad plastic surgery is just TOO much. I've never said this before, but: SHAME ON YOU, ANDY. It makes me happy to know that this show is bombing in the ratings.

by Anonymous

reply 62

04/05/2011

I love that Andy keeps saying the fans want to know "what work Elsa had done" when in reality, the question is probably more like "what the hell did she do to her face?"

by Anonymous

reply 63

04/05/2011

R62 needs to change her tampon. Andy is just smitten with Elsa and I, for one, completely understand why. She was the only good thing about that stinkhole of a season, for one.%0D %0D

by Anonymous

reply 64

04/05/2011

OK...I watched this entire thing in a marathon on a day off.

It was nowhere near as bad as I thought it was.

I totally agree with whoever said Christy is a coked out neverwas who thought this show was her ticket to fame.

Larsa is a spoiled halfwit who has had everything handed to her and has been lead to believe somehow she is "perfect." What I find most telling about her is she sees everyone else in her world as a "sidekick." He childhood friends are her "sidekicks," her children and husband are her "sidekicks." Everyone is secondary to her.

The rest of them are relatively normal, it seems. Well, normal for a Housewives show.

I also managed to get through the live reunion. The women were obviously instructed to amp things up so they could maybe get a second season. It was sort of sad and pathetic.

by Anonymous

reply 65

04/08/2011

Peter is so spoiled and so hot.

Andy should get rid of everyone in this cast except Larsa and Christy. They are the only troublemakers good enough for housewife drama. And keep Alexia for Peter, of course.

by Anonymous

reply 66

04/08/2011

[quote] Peter is so spoiled and so hot.%0D %0D I wonder if Peter was the 19 year old, who got his cock sucked by Cristy?%0D %0D As interesting as that would be, I second the motion that Peter and William Levy should hook up. That would be so HOT!

by Anonymous

reply 67

04/08/2011

season 2 coming up in 2 weeks! yay. I will miss trashy Cristy Rice though. They should have kept her.

I can't believe in the trailer we see Adriana slapping Joana at some point...

by Anonymous

reply 68

08/29/2012

They're gonna feature a drag queen lmao.

by Anonymous

reply 69

08/29/2012

This season looks much better than the first one, but I agree they should have kept Cristy. She did not get along with Adriana or that white lady at all lmao.

by Anonymous

reply 70

08/29/2012

New season premieres next week! Can't wait. The trailer promised some bitchy goodness.

by Anonymous

reply 71

09/06/2012

Alexia's role in the second season was reduced because one of her sons was in a car accident. Her other son, Peter, should have taken her place. Preferably shirtless because he is hot as fuck!

by Anonymous

reply 72

09/06/2012

Would someone tell that Larisa gal that she needs to take care of that poor rabbit properly. Geez. I'll bet it's already dead. Some example of "responsibility" she is for her kids.

by Anonymous

reply 73

09/06/2012

Adriana apparently goes out of her way to be more wild than last season, while Marisol and Lea go from friends to enemies...

by Anonymous

reply 74

09/06/2012

C'mon you pedos at least wait until Peter is 18! damn.

by Anonymous

reply 75

09/06/2012

He's not 18 yet? He needs to hurry up.

by Anonymous

reply 76

09/06/2012

Are you sure that its Adriana who slaps someone, R68? I saw that commercial and it made me watch the entire season OnDemand one afternoon when I was nursing a hangover. I actually enjoyed it, but could someone please explain what the fuck Christy was talking about concerning Lea's charity? She knew people who were at the event, so that means she can go in and mingle and drink? I'm not getting the explanation.

And just what did happen to Mama Elsa? My friend thinks she fell on a George Foreman Grill and couldn't get off, so it permanently damaged her face.

by Anonymous

reply 77

09/06/2012

R77 yes at some point in the season Adriana slaps Joana Krupa. I slowed down the trailer and watched it a few times lol.

by Anonymous

reply 78

09/09/2012

Joana and Lea will also be the WWHL guests following the premeiere on thursday. :D

I wonder what caused Lea and Marisol to stop being friends...

by Anonymous

reply 79

09/09/2012

The premiere is 1H15 so it better be good lol I don't wanna sit through 75 mins of boring shit.

by Anonymous

reply 80

09/10/2012

This was so shitty and unwatched last season, I thought Bravo had cancelled it.

by Anonymous

reply 81

09/10/2012

I did too.

by Anonymous

reply 82

09/10/2012

I just watched the whole first show of the new season on u-verse "On Demand". It was much, much better than last season. I think they may just give NJ & NYC a run for their money. And it was certainly alot better than Atlanta which had the worst season ever.

by Anonymous

reply 83

09/10/2012

Can't wait for the return of Mama Elsa and I want to hear you guys' assessment of that drag queen Elaine Lancaster lol

by Anonymous

reply 84

09/11/2012

r83 find a wayto share it please i beg you.

I can't wait not after that reunion.

The trailer is the best out of every show this season.

I spotted at least 2 crazy bitches that I know gonna bring the drama.

by Anonymous

reply 85

09/11/2012

In the trailer they even show Elsa getting into arguments lol.

by Anonymous

reply 86

09/11/2012

Not sure which ones, but at least some of the women will be appearing on the Today Show tomorrow to do press. I think it's the 3rd hour but not sure. Hopefully we'll see a live argument lol

by Anonymous

reply 87

09/12/2012

Can't wait. I think it's gonna be great.

by Anonymous

reply 88

09/12/2012

Mama Elsa before... D:

by Anonymous

reply 89

09/12/2012

She was beautiful before-I wonder why she decided to fuck up her face with plastic surgery. Her daughter is like the ugly version of her.

by Anonymous

reply 90

09/13/2012

Just a few hours :) The Today Show interview was too tame though-I was hoping there would be a live fight like the time Ramona and Jill got into it lol

jesus fucking christ that laugh of Lea's is so annoying! I don't believe when she said she hasn't had work done-her face looks different. Unless she just changed her makeup from first season...

by Anonymous

reply 96

09/13/2012

Lea looks really fake. Adriana is snobby but I can't wait to see what leads up to her slapping Joanna.

by Anonymous

reply 97

09/14/2012

Adriana is snobby

lol I was thinking the same thing.

The last season she was desperate for money and that guy didn't seem to give 2 fucks about her son.

Now all of a sudden she has this new attitude and cockyness.

The way she was walking and talking down on the yacht.

It looks like a slum in Brazil or whatever the comment she made.

She not the humble girl from 1st season her Daddy must finally be paying up.

She clearly has a nest egg with that shitty ass attitude.

by Anonymous

reply 98

09/14/2012

Well it's quite obvious Adriana would not have her current lifestyle if she weren't with her current bf. He's obviously paying for EVERYTHING in exchange for her Brazilian cooch. That's why I laughed last year when she said to the press after they recasted the show "They didn't want it to go in a basketball wives direction. We'll portray Miami the way it should be showed". How? By showing if you're a beautiful, divorced woman with a kid that you can make it big by shacking up with a slightly older rich guy? Nice image Adriana. She may live in her own fantasy world but she ain't fooling no one.

by Anonymous

reply 99

09/14/2012

I'm not sure how much Lisa and her husband love each other lol. She sees $$$ and he sees a piece of ass who will let him operate on her.

Joanna, her bf Romain (where the fuck is he from anyway) and her sister a MESS lol. You know they're gonna be screaming and fighting the whole show.

by Anonymous

reply 101

09/15/2012

Adrianna wearing those shoes on an unfinished yacht? What in the hell was that bitch thinking? She looked damn good though.

by Anonymous

reply 102

09/15/2012

tonight's episode lol. I'm sorry but why would any man flirt with Ana if you're dating Karent? I don't get it.

by Anonymous

reply 103

09/20/2012

Ana on WWHL lets her opinions out lol. Finally I've been waiting for a non PR housewife. I'm not her fan but I like she's honest.

by Anonymous

reply 104

09/22/2012

Mama Elsa busts out her own line of coffee:

by Anonymous

reply 105

09/25/2012

I'm a huge Housewives fan, but even I can't stomach this shit.

by Anonymous

reply 106

09/25/2012

I'm not saying that she should wear a bag over her head, but maybe we don't need to see Mama Elsa on TV. Enough is enough.

by Anonymous

reply 107

09/25/2012

lol guys it just so happens that tonight Lisa and Joana were talking about Elsa's fucked up plastic surgery lol.

What we do think of the drag queen Elaine Lancaster, who was introduced in this episode?

Anyone else annoyed with Joana and Romain as a couple? All they do is fight and it's pretty annoying. I'm also put off by Romain's "I only like blondes" comment. I hate guys like him. There are beautiful women of all hair colors.

by Anonymous

reply 108

09/27/2012

I found the scene of Lea with her "housekeeper" to be disturbing and kinda racist...anyone feel creeped out by it too? On WWHL when Nene saw the clip she cringed and called her "Sweetie" (a Zolciak reference) while Andy laughed like his usual dorky self. I just didn't find it funny. Lea's housekeeper is not Zoila funny she seems like a sad case to me.

by Anonymous

reply 109

09/27/2012

R109 I agree. It was weird how that scene played out...it was like Lea was taking care of a poor uneducated and silent black woman. I didn't feel comfortable with it.

WOW @ Adriana flirting with Romain while Joana was dancing in another part of the club. Adriana is jealous for sure but I think she's prettier than Joana by far.

by Anonymous

reply 110

09/28/2012

You can defs see Adriana is the jealous type. Her line about brunettes doing it better was funny though. "They may wake up pretty but they sure get ugly at night" lol that was about Joanna's drunken rant at the nightclub which ruined Romain's night. I never understood why so many straight men are obsessed with blonde women.

by Anonymous

reply 111

09/29/2012

Romain is beautiful

by Anonymous

reply 112

09/29/2012

He probably likes brunettes too, but was just trying to get her from coming on so hard. It was a nice way of saying, "stop touching me."

SO, why doesnt the plastic surgeon guy fix marisol's face?

Those two need a consultation.

by Anonymous

reply 113

09/29/2012

Yes Romain is hot! Mature age but very handsome and hot body. We finally have another housewife guy for eye candy again. I just hate his "blondes only" lust.

by Anonymous

reply 114

09/29/2012

What is it with Leah and her maid, braiding her hair? I'm getting a little tired of these women who claim "oh we work for the maid, she doesn't work for us!"

by Anonymous

reply 115

09/29/2012

R115 as some other posters mentioned above, that scene was disturbing. I couldn't help but think of "The Help" and sending society back a century or so.

by Anonymous

reply 116

09/29/2012

I think Elsa's face is beyond repair for some reason. Otherwise, I'm sure she'd have it fixed by now.

by Anonymous

reply 117

09/29/2012

Is Mama Elsa looking more normal or am I just getting used to that face?

by Anonymous

reply 118

09/29/2012

If Mama Elsa was a pyhsic, she would know the plastic surgeon was bad and her missing dog was in the closet.

by Anonymous

reply 119

09/29/2012

at Elsa's age it would probably be hard to fix her face. I'm sure she has seen doctors and they probably advised her not to do anything else because it may make her look worse.

by Anonymous

reply 120

09/29/2012

Well, I didn't think that bad surgery could be fixed until that cat lady woman, joyslynn or whoever, had her monster face repaired. And she was older as well.

It's just absolutely hideous to look at. You'd think it couldn't be worse.

by Anonymous

reply 121

09/29/2012

I guess Elsa's botched face is a part of her charm lol

by Anonymous

reply 122

09/30/2012

America just isn't ready for the super annoying Cubans. They're worse than Mexicans!

by Anonymous

reply 123

09/30/2012

That is 1 thing I was surprised at. Looking at the current cast (including part timer Alexia) you have 3 Cubans, 1 Brazilian, 1 Colombian, 1 Pole, and 2 white Americans. I would have thought a latin-themed show would feature at least 1 Mexican and 1 Puerto Rican. I know there are some in Miami lol. I think Lisa Hochstein so far is adding the least to the case. Unless some major drama happens with her, she should be replaced with another latina.

by Anonymous

reply 124

09/30/2012

There arent many Mexicans in Miami.

by Anonymous

reply 125

09/30/2012

I'm sure you could find at least 1 good Mexican woman in Miami who would be perfect for housewives.

At first I was against Joanna joining the show because she grew up in Chicago and splits her time between LA and Miami but she's bringing the drama and I know she'll get better. Lisa is useless though. They don't need any more Cubans. Either a Puerto Rican or Mexican should replace Lisa. Lea I'm not so fond of either but I know Andy loves her for some reason so she's gonna stay on the show.

by Anonymous

reply 126

09/30/2012

Maybe some of you will stop being obsessed with Alexia's hot son after seeing this (btw he no longer models):

Alexia's son Peter may now be in trouble with the law for appearing on video to punch a homeless guy in the balls:

wow what a brat...I hope he is punished by law for this. Has anyone ever noticed it's usually the housewives who appear ( I mean pretend) to be perfect who end up having lots of scandals? Alexia fits that mold for sure.

by Anonymous

reply 128

10/04/2012

WTF I'm so sick of seeing privledged kids treating other people like crap.

by Anonymous

reply 129

10/04/2012

How embarrassing for Alexia. I always had the idea her son was a brat. She spoils them so much, or at least appeared to on the first season of the show.

by Anonymous

reply 130

10/04/2012

I'd still bang Peter lol...in jail now I guess?

by Anonymous

reply 131

10/04/2012

Joanna is a little firecracker. She knows she could go out there and get any man she wants but she's so in love with the way Romain tosses her salad she's acting like a loose cannon. I love it! She should be required to drink alcohol in every episode! Doesn't take much for her.

by Anonymous

reply 132

10/04/2012

LOL did anyone catch the WWHL after tonight's episode? For those of you who missed it, watch. Adriana was the guest and Joanna called in during the show! Apparently there's a rumor online that Joanna was once an escort and she threatened to sue the people making the claim. Adriana retweeted the escort claim on twitter. When Joanna called in, she and Adriana WENT AT IT! It made for hilarious tv really. IT was almost as good as back in the day when Nene was the guest and Kim Zolciak called in to fight with her.

by Anonymous

reply 133

10/04/2012

Adriana vs. Joanna is just getting started. It's gonna be good.

Meanwhile, what do we think of Elaine Lancaster out of drag? I think she looks better as a woman lol

by Anonymous

reply 134

10/05/2012

Elaine scares me...

Even though Joanna is the supermodel, I think Adriana is prettier. Karent and Adriana are both the prettiest ones for sure IMO.

by Anonymous

reply 135

10/05/2012

Update lol So after the hobo-punching incident, someone on twitter called out Peter. He replied by calling the person the n-word (not that it matters but I don't think the guy was black anyway). That clearly shows no remorse. Mysteriously today, Peter's twitter account has been deleted. hmmmm lol

I was reading at most, Peter could face a year in jail but I'm sure he'll only have to do community service or something.

by Anonymous

reply 136

10/05/2012

I had to tweet Alexia my thoughts on her son. i'm sure she won't respond anyway but she'll have to read it at least.

by Anonymous

reply 137

10/05/2012

So are people still not watching the show? I find it better than the OC and Beverly Hills franchises. East Coast baby.

by Anonymous

reply 138

10/06/2012

Alexia might be glad she downgraded to being a "friend of the housewives" this season after that stunt her son pulled lol. wow. Then again, it's alleged her ex husband did some illegal activities too...

by Anonymous

reply 139

10/06/2012

Is Peter on drugs??? All that smoking is not going to be good for his looks

by Anonymous

reply 140

10/06/2012

He has been looking rather unkempt lately. When Alexia was on WWHL last week, she was asked by Andy if Peter is still modeling and she said he is not...so who knows what he's up to now besides being a spoiled jackass.

by Anonymous

reply 141

10/06/2012

Joanna Krupa will be on Wendy Williams on thursday to talk about the show. I'm loving the season so far. I hope more people start to as well.

by Anonymous

reply 142

10/10/2012

Well Alexia's son has rightfully been arrested but only on $5,000 bail. I'm sure he's out already. lucky brat.

by Anonymous

reply 143

10/10/2012

Oh man, Peter is going to get turned all the way out in jail, I hope he prepped his hole for some Dominican convict cock!

by Anonymous

reply 144

10/11/2012

Poor Karent lol I think most of the other housewives are just haters. Karent is BEAUTIFUL, smart and successful.

by Anonymous

reply 145

10/11/2012

Karent does come across as trying to hard to be friends with the rich and famous which is silly because she doesn't need to. On the other hand, Adriana, Ana and Alexia seem to be jealous. Lea is just a bitch.

by Anonymous

reply 146

10/11/2012

lol Joanna totally stirring the pot. First she asks Ana about Rodolfo and then brings up Karent to Adriana and then brings up Adriana flirting with Romain...I think next week is when all the bitchfighting starts.

by Anonymous

reply 147

10/11/2012

looking forward to next week when the plastic surgery-botched Elsa fights with the huge drag queen lol

by Anonymous

reply 148

10/12/2012

How old is Karent, she looks much much older then the rest of the cast. She's such a phony to boot. Aside from that Romain is such a hunk, he deserves better then Joanna

by Anonymous

reply 149

10/12/2012

Apparently Karent is 38 years old. She is beautiful but she does look older.

Romain is HOT but he also seems like a player...I think he and Joanna deserve each other lol but damn I can't stand sister Marta. What a freeloader.

by Anonymous

reply 150

10/12/2012

Ana seems like such a bitch lol Anyone catch that little clip of her and her daughters going through Karent's fb page and dissing her? so juvenile.

by Anonymous

reply 151

10/12/2012

Adriana is such a snake. She brought Karent "into the group" only to talk badly about her? please gurl.

by Anonymous

reply 152

10/12/2012

I want Romain damn so hotttttt

by Anonymous

reply 153

10/12/2012

I think the cast is pretty good this season with the exception of Lisa and boring Alexia (well her son's behavior makes her more interesting now lol). The problem is the time slot-9 pm on a thursday...They have to compete with Jersey Shore, Tamar & Vince and other shows. I hope they move it to sunday or monday.

by Anonymous

reply 154

10/13/2012

So again the women are teaming up against Karent lol. It was weird of Alexia to go up and start yelling at Karent without knowing what Karent and Adriana were talking about. She didn't even give her a chance.

Joanna-WHY WOULD YOU MAKE DINNER FOR ROMAIN WHEN YOU SUSPECT HE CHEATED ON YOU? lol and Romain's answer that he was thinking of leaving her? I woulda walked out if someone said that to me.

by Anonymous

reply 155

10/18/2012

Joanna needs to leave his ass!

The Karent hate is a little wack - we get it she's annoying but just ignore her - everyone can plainly see she's a social climber just let her hang herself.

Miami is turning out to be dishy catty fun.

The surgeon's wife (Lisa?) is the worst actress ever in the set up conversations. too funny.

by Anonymous

reply 156

10/19/2012

Other than having Lisa as a friend/"teammate" of the 2 women at the center of the drama in this cast (Karent and Joanna), what does she bring to the table? She's plastic and boring. For a former model, I don't find her attractive at all, especially standing next to Karent, Adriana and Joanna. She doesn't have a storyline except that she's a the wife of the most successful boob surgeon in Miami. It is her party though that is the scene of the upcoming slap lol.

As for Karent, yes she's a social climber but she does seem nice. I appreciate she has beauty and brains. The way Ana, Alexia, Adriana and Marysol speak about/to her, I find it disgusting. THey act like high schoolers hating on the new girl who is prettier and smarter than them.

I find Marta pathetic and annoying.

by Anonymous

reply 157

10/19/2012

Lea's fake laugh bothers me.

Elsa telling the drag queen that she wanted to hit her with her purse was pretty funny.

by Anonymous

reply 158

10/20/2012

I'm trying to understand all the characters and their relationships.

I love Joanna. I think she is gorgeous. Her fiance Romain is just as gorgeous. It sounds like Romain is gonna have to put a ring on it. Five years in Joanna's life is a long time. She could totally be dating billionaires and she knows it. I think he does too.

I watched Adriana and Alexia (?) gang up on Karent and kick her out of the party but I don't understand why it happened. From the comments here, it looks like there are cliques. Some artist and who tweeted a photo first. Boring.

I kind of liked Adriana up until now. But now I don't know who to like.

I agree that Karent seems like a social climber. But does she really have an "imaginary" relationship with Rudolfo? What's up with that?

Ana seems cool but isn't she still in love with her ex-husband? It sure looks like it. And was she the one flirting with Karent's Rudolfo?

by Anonymous

reply 159

10/20/2012

That troll Elaine follows dennis rodman

by Anonymous

reply 160

10/20/2012

Last night's episode started up some drama lol. That lingerie party is where the slap happens (that episode is going to air this SUNDAY). Who else is surprised that Lea Black is BFF's with fucking Joe Francis? He's scum. I knew there would be drama when he showed up at Lisa's party as Lea's guest. The nerve of him to announce he dated both Joanna and Marta in the past...no wonder Joanna went off on him lol. Even if it happened, I don't blame her for denying. WTF with Karent asking him if he slept with both sisters lol

It all goes down on sunday's episode.

Adriana is extremely jealous of Joanna for whatever reason. I don't get it. They're both attractive women who living nice lives.

Karent seems a bit fake but also nice. I think her haters are jealous.

by Anonymous

reply 161

10/26/2012

Sunday is gonna be good. can't wait. Adriana is about to embarrass herself. it's just weird though-from the other episodes, there was never an indication that Adriana would come to blows with Joanna. All that happened between them so far is that Adriana flirted with Romain while Joanna was drunk, and then they disagreed about how reporters twist your words in interviews. It's not like they hated each other...

by Anonymous

reply 162

10/27/2012

I love Lisa's house.

Elaine aka James looks bettter in drag than out of it.

by Anonymous

reply 163

10/27/2012

I think that Adriana is jealous of Joanna because Joanna is the only one prettier than she is on the show. Adrianna used to be 'the hot one'. She acts like a jealous teen.

I think that Adriana is jealous of Joanna because Joanna is the only one prettier than she is on the show.

No Joanna looks like big bird in the face no way is she sexier.

by Anonymous

reply 168

10/27/2012

R165 the last news reported on him was when he was formally charged with the assault and that he was out on bail. I assume we won't hear anymore until the trial begins.

by Anonymous

reply 169

10/27/2012

Would you fuck Joe Francis? I know I'm going to hell for this but I would totally fuck him all night long, sleazebag that he is.

by Anonymous

reply 170

10/27/2012

It's so clear that Karent got Rodolfo to "be in a relationship" so that he could get facetime on American TV. It's soooo god damn fake - along with that heart to heart Karent's mom had with her. "I hate him" - it was so telenovella.

Karent has a fucking publicist - so clearly she has some idea how to create publicity / press, including how both her and Rodolfo can get some press out of being in a relationship on the show.

And I think Joanna fucked Joe Francis - she's a liar and not very bright.

by Anonymous

reply 171

10/27/2012

R170 do you find him attractive or what do you like about him? lol he's friends with all the trash of hollywood such as the WhoreTrashians, Paris Hilton and more. IMO he's not bad looking but his history and personality disgust me.

R171 but Joe Francis is a proven liar (in court!) too. I think it could go either way in this case.

Ana Quincoces bothers me because she seems to think she's so wonderful. I think it's weird she and her separated husband still live together but they're both dating different people.

by Anonymous

reply 172

10/27/2012

R171 the Karent/Rodolfo relationship does seem quite odd. She and Joanna will be on WWHL tonight after the special Miami episode so I'm sure Andy will ask her about it.

by Anonymous

reply 173

10/28/2012

I know this is wrong, but I can't help it: I shudder every time Elsa is on...that face!! It scares me.

by Anonymous

reply 174

10/28/2012

lol R174 the weird thing is her daughter seems to have had similar but not quite as bad surgery herself...

by Anonymous

reply 175

10/28/2012

Karent and Rudolfo are no longer together per Karent's appearance on WWHL. And that Joanna is a bitch. She deserved to get punched by Adriana.

by Anonymous

reply 176

10/28/2012

wow that party was absurd! First we had a slightly drunken Joanna screaming at Joe Francis. Then we had an out of drag dragqueen throwing a drink and pushing another gay man into a pool which caused the sound system to shortcircuit. Did anyone see Beau throw a drink? To me it looked like James/Elaine threw the drink and then pushed...

Then we have Adriana confronting Karent. Joanna comes to her aid. Karent suddenly is lost in the screaming match. Joanna and Adriana are practically impossible to hear because they're yelling at the same time. Adriana leaves, Joanna chases her and BOOM. punch.

Adrianna claims Joanna grabbed her and then she punched her...did anyone see that? I think the scratch mark on Adriana's arm came AFTER she hit Joanna and then Joanna pulled/scratched her. From what I saw, it appears Adriana turned around after Joanna got close enough that Adriana could hear her screaming at her.

and WTF @ Marta going to hug Joe Francis at the end...

Joanna is crazy but that doesn't justify being punched in my book.

WWHL was hilarious. When Adriana called in you could barely hear her because Joanna kept yelling. that reunion is going to be juicy.

by Anonymous

reply 177

10/28/2012

Did anyone notice how a couple scenes later, Joanna and Adriana were sitting just 2 people apart on that weird couch? I mean if I had just gotten into a physical altercation with someone, no way would I be able to be in the same room with him. Unless the producers forced them to...

the gay fight was pathetic. I can't stand James/Elaine and Beau seems annoying too. Of all the gays on the housewives shows, I only like Derek J and Miss Lawrence. Dwight, James/Elaine, Beau and that French pyscho on BH are all obnoxious.

by Anonymous

reply 178

10/29/2012

Lady Gaga was stanning for this show and live tweeting during it lol

btw does anyone know what the hell Karent was doing with Lisa's wet phone? How does putting it in a bag of rice help?

IMO Lisa should have kicked James/Elaine, Beau, Adriana and Joanna out of the charity party. They all ruined it.

by Anonymous

reply 179

10/29/2012

r179, Rice draws out moisture and is thought to be a pretty effective remedy when you drop your phone in water.

by Anonymous

reply 180

10/29/2012

R180 oh wow. Never heard that before lol Very interesting to know. Karent is no dummie, as fake as she may be.

by Anonymous

reply 181

10/29/2012

Joe Francis is awfully fey.

by Anonymous

reply 182

10/29/2012

Agreed, R182. I'm surprised he eats pussies with that high voice and lisp.

by Anonymous

reply 183

10/29/2012

lol R182 and R183 . I don't know how Romain could stand there and not go after Francis. Other than telling him he talks too much, Romain kinda took a backseat and let Joanna go off the rails.

Does anyone know much about Joanna? Is she known in the modeling world as a psycho too ? lol

by Anonymous

reply 184

10/29/2012

I felt bad for the mini queen who was pushed into the pool in the middle of her reading session. But it was a kiki because she tried it.

by Anonymous

reply 185

10/29/2012

R185 lol that was Beau, Karent's friend. He was not having any of Ms. Lea Black lol James/Elaine gets on my nerves.

by Anonymous

reply 186

10/29/2012

Lea's smart lol she's not gonna throw her charity event at her house. Lisa's lucky none of her property was damaged with all those fights that went on.

It does seem Joanna has a bit of a drinking problem. She is normally feisty but drinking seems to amplify that trait in her.

by Anonymous

reply 187

10/30/2012

So did anyone actually see Joanna grab Adriana before the punch happened? It's hard to tell from the camera angle. Joanna definitely had her hands on Adriana after being punched but it's hard to tell if she grabbed her before that too.

by Anonymous

reply 188

10/31/2012

I think Romain and Marta hooked up in the past. They both have the body language.

by Anonymous

reply 189

10/31/2012

R189 really? You think if Joanna was away Romain would hit on her less attractive and more needy sister? That would be juicy but Romain likes blondes he said.

by Anonymous

reply 190

10/31/2012

Looking forward to the fallout on tonight's episode. Adriana going around claiming she's the victim is pretty hilarious.

by Anonymous

reply 191

11/01/2012

Next week Adriana and Joanna will have another blowout...this week was all about avoidance...btw anyone agree Adriana is lying about what happened? When she stormed off, Karent and Romain weren't even talking to her for starters so no one "ganged up" on her. Also, it's unclear if Joanna actually grabbed her or not before the punch...

by Anonymous

reply 192

11/02/2012

I know it's from a week ago, but I have seen the punch clip several times and I think it's pretty clear Adriana is lying when she says Joanna grabbed her. When you look, you see Joanna chasing her in the hallway, still pointing and yelling but she's not close enough to even touch her. Adriana hears Joanna's voice getting closer, so she turns around and punches her. Joanna only grabbed Adriana AFTER getting punched, so that pretty much throws out Adriana's excuse for resorting to physical violence.

by Anonymous

reply 193

11/04/2012

Adriana is definitely lying. And she can get away with it, because everyone knows Joanna is unhinged.

by Anonymous

reply 194

11/06/2012

So Elaine Lancaster has a very high opinion of herself lmao. Read this interview...I would like to hear Marysol's opinion on the drama too.

by Anonymous

reply 195

11/08/2012

Whoever edited this episode is/are stupid! The dinner party was obviously the focal point, but it was less than 10 minutes of the show? I didn't care about Lea's dog's funeral, Joanna's volleyball charity event and Ana and her husband splitting up their office.

Karent barely had a chance to speak before Alexia, Marysol, Ana and Adriana started interrupting her.

On thursday that creepy old man will come back.

by Anonymous

reply 196

11/11/2012

Alexia is such a 2-faced bitch...she called Karent and was all sweet on the phone inviting her to the dinner and then teamed up with Ana, Marysol and Adriana to bash her at her house. I wish Karent would stick up for herself more but I think she's worried about her reputation cuz of her denal practice.

by Anonymous

reply 197

11/12/2012

R196 lol that guy is apparently a real estate owner or something...Kathy Griffin once went to his house on her "Life On The D-List" show. He must be a famewhore too.

BTW breaking: anyone see that the author of the "article" that fueled the drama between Karent and Marysol, Adriana, Alexia and Ana has tweeted that Karent never said those things and that it was her (the author) who called them botox-for-brains or whatever. Then the author went on to insult the literacy of those 4 lol. Apparently in the article, there are no quotes, but those 4 just assumed Karent said those insults. I wonder how this will affect the reunion and how they feel about Karent now, since it's a non-issue. This of course brings back Joanna's point that reporters/journalists often like to start shit. All those women owe Karent a big apology now.

by Anonymous

reply 198

11/13/2012

How embarrassing, especially for "PR expert" Marysol that Karent ended up being right and that it was the author who said those insults. Marysol looks like an idiot now.

by Anonymous

reply 199

11/14/2012

Elaine/James is scary looking and it looked bizarre to see him towering over Marysol for the confrontation. When he physically blocked her from leaving I was kinda irritated. It would be better to have a sit-down argument.

Thomas Kramer is a pig! He doesn't seem to have much respect for women. It's funny-when he appeared on "My Life On The D-List" and Atlanta Housewives, I just assumed he was a gay rich Dutch guy. Now I know he's a straight sexist rich Dutch guy. He managed to insult Joanna, Ana, Elsa and Lisa (though Lisa wasn't offended).

by Anonymous

reply 200

11/15/2012

Does anyone know anything about Lauren Foster, that transgender model who is Marysol's friend and was dissing Elaine?

by Anonymous

reply 201

11/16/2012

Once and for all - what the hell did Elsa do to her face? Not even a bad face lift looks like that.

Interesting-Lauren looks more like a woman in candid pics but totally transexual in her modeling shots.

by Anonymous

reply 205

11/18/2012

I will say Miami has brought in some interesting side characters.

by Anonymous

reply 206

11/19/2012

Did you bitches see that they said the rumors around Miami is the husband of the blonde is gay?

by Anonymous

reply 207

12/21/2012

R207 and they are now on a break

by Anonymous

reply 208

12/21/2012

The mystery of Elsa's bad facelift has finally been revealed. Thirty years ago, Elsa made the mistake of having liquid silicone injected directly into her face, forming hard lumps that have moved and ruined her looks. No surgeon will touch her, the poor dear.

by Anonymous

reply 209

12/28/2012

The ratings for this Housewives show have been atrocious. Will it return for a 3rd season?

by Anonymous

reply 210

12/28/2012

r210, I would say it's likely given they are getting a two-part reunion. The ratings were bad in comparison to other Housewives, but not in comparison to other Bravo shows. Most of the new shows flopped big time, so Miami matching ratings of shows like Flipping Out and Top Chef should secure it.

by Anonymous

reply 211

12/28/2012

did anyone watch the reunion? OMG it was VICIOUS! Joanna v. Adriana and Ana v. Lea I am hoping there is a part 2.

by Anonymous

reply 212

12/28/2012

Why did Lea keep standing up? Bad back?

by Anonymous

reply 213

12/28/2012

I hope RHOM returns for a third season. This past season was one of most entertaining of the entire Housewives franchise, but it's a shame that it aired on Bravo's often low key Thursday nights opposite Project Runway on Lifetime. Also, of all the Housewives cities, this one should have aired during the summer months since the setting is so synonymous with the beach and warm weather. Bravo needs to get back to staggering the Housewives shows throughout the year because three installments airing at the same time is overkill.

by Anonymous

reply 214

12/28/2012

Who's ready for season 2? They cut back the housewives to 5 with 2 recurring friends...Karent the dentist is gone. Marysol and Ana are just friends. Adriana, Joanna, Lea and Lisa are still housewives and Alexia returns as a housewife.

Based on the trailer, the season is going to focus on duel weddings...Adriana and Joanna will both marry. Additionally, Adriana and Lea have gone from besties to feuding and Alexia is ready to take on the "trashy edit" as the cameras will show the legal drama surrounding her husband and son.

I'm watching. The trailer is in the link below and the season premieres August 12th.

My only complaint is I was hoping Bravo would take the opportunity and make this show about the Latinas! They should have taken a Latina from 7 different countries and made a cast. It would be a goldmine. Lea and Lisa are boring to me.

by Anonymous

reply 215

07/07/2013

ha how far Alexia has fallen...in season 1 she came off as so high class and above everyone else, now she is even trashier than Adriana and Joanna. MESS.

by Anonymous

reply 216

07/07/2013

Is Alexia's son still modeling? I think he's old enough now that I can talk vulgarly about him and his body.

by Anonymous

reply 217

07/07/2013

R217 not with those legal issues he's facing lol. I don't think he was ever that committed to working out and eating right anyway. He gives the impression of a lazy, spoiled, entitled boy who gets by on his face alone.

by Anonymous

reply 218

07/08/2013

It's going to be weird seeing old friends Lea and Adrianna going at it

by Anonymous

reply 219

07/09/2013

thank goodness Marysol and her equally scary-looking mother have been reduced to just "recurring". I don't get why Cohen loves them so much.

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