Fritz the golden retriever can’t catch food in his mouth… now he’s the star of your new favorite dog-fail video. The adorable canine tries, over and over again, to catch various foods in his mouth, and fails magnificently.

His owner and food-tosser was even nice enough to film this process in slow motion, making it even more awesome. Never stop being you, Fritz.

For those lucky enough to have ever worked in advertising, then you were once an adorable know-nothing plebe, known by industry insiders as “fresh meat.”

So, when agency Mother New York decided that the value of fresh meat in the office warranted a recruitment video, they did not disappoint. Taking the term a bit literally, and bat-shit crazily, the agency takes us on a psychedelic romp through pounds of the raw, the cooked, and the tubed meats as a recruitment tool.

The accompanying soundtrack appears to be sung by an employee, with the type of enthusiasm and dead-eyes that only come from former fresh-meat/currently charred veterans. Application deadline is April 24th, meat.

In this demo, the miniature dachshund whips up the Italian appetizer known as Bruschetta. Although, Chef Crusoe is one of those who likes to eat the ingredients while he cooks, he does properly pronounces ‘bruschetta.’ Giada would be proud.

If you’re not familiar with Panda Express… Try to picture your favorite Chinese restaurant being bought out by McDonald’s, the food Americanized even further, and then that ‘restaurant’ being placed in every mall food court in the country. Most likely next to a McDonald’s.

Well, as long as Panda Express is going to exist, Buzzfeed decided to have a little fun, by having a few Chinese people sit down for a taste test.