Wait, Callista's mother is a mounted stag head?* I was worried, after the Goddess Callista polled badly, that Team Newt would yank her off the campaign trail. As you can see above, they didn't, but maybe they should have? Pure terror. There's a whole gallery of photos to enjoy!

*I guess this has something to do with her being the Moon Goddess, like Diana!

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Eeeeyow! I can't believe that this was not the result of a geek in some mother's basement with a copy of Maya and waaaaaaay too much time on his hands!!! I am flabbergasted that such perfection has entered the world on its own accord! But it's a hard choice between this photo and …Number 9… Number 9 as being the most perfect representation of the Goddess Callista®! And did ye' see, laddie… you can buy prints!

The sad thing in all of this Callista-poolza, she could actually looked okay, if she stepped away from the Aqua-Net, the Ann Taylor frumpy suits, and the clown make up.. Eileen Fischer soft tones, her natural hair, and less make up would actually make her look her age again.

I am hoping when Newt’s campaign is put into the dustbin, she gets kidnapped and sent to an Eco Tourism lodge in Patagonia, and forced to kayak for a couple months. She can come back looking more like Mountain Girl in “Electric Kool Aid Acid Test"