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I can answer your question seriously. I brought three cats from an apartment in central London to rural Ireland. I assume that you have moved your cats, or are you just wanting the cats to go outside instead of being house cats (i.e. that you haven't moved home)? In the first instance you need to keep the cats inside for at least a week so they can get adjusted to their new home. You can then start leaving a window open for them to go out and come in, but it needs to be done gradually. If you've not moved house and just want your cats to start going outside, leave a window open for the cat(s) and they will get the idea. Or install a cat flap in the door if it's your own property. Cats can adapt well to an outside life provided you haven't declawed them (which is inhumane). If they've been declawed you shouldn't make them live outside as they can't defend themselves - you'll have to let them stay as housecats. Good luck. PM me if you want to ask anything specific.

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Step 1 – put on thick gloves (like your father said - always wear protection)<br />Step 2 – open door to outside (yes, you have to turn the knob).<br />Step 3 - locate said cat (look on your favorite chair – just above the large hairball on the carpet).<br />Step 4 – pick up said cat (this is where the gloves come in handy as most cats will “resist”).<br />Step 5 – toss said cat through open door (if it clings to the gloves toss them as well).<br />Step 6 – quickly close door (otherwise go back to step 3).<br />Step 7 – throw something at howling cat (and friends) who have taken up residence below your bedroom window.<br />Step 7 – get a dog!