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by Wes and TonyTue, 21 Jun 2016 04:21:03 +0000en-UShourly1https://wordpress.org/?v=4.5.4http://www.amazingsuperpowers.comhttp://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/aspcomics.pngASP Comics!Subscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with WikioSubscribe with Daily RotationWe appreciate you subscribing, we'll keep throwing fun ASP stuff your way!Maim Streethttp://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2016/05/maim-street/
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Hi Everyone!

Holy shit it has been a while, but we’ve been busy making VIDEO GAMES, and we just finished our first one!

Announcing MAIM STREET, our debut game! It’s about a crossing guard with a bazooka and it’s brutal as hell. We’re super proud of how it turned out and we can’t wait for you to give it a spin! It’s available on both the iOS App Store and Google Play.

Guys, we have been making VIDEO GAMES and now we need TESTERS. In addition to Waynesaw, we have more games in development that we’re really pumped about. Since there are only four of us, we need help testing the games to see what’s working and what totally sucks.

If you would like to help by testing various builds of these games, please use this form!

NOTE: It may take several weeks or even a month before we contact you. We stagger our testing to keep a reserve of untouched virgin eyeballs.

Cover letters are old fashioned. Nobody likes reading them, and nobody likes writing them. Instead, they should be replaced with any of the following:

Your Favorite Recipe
Include your recipe in front of your resume, such your favorite chocolate chip cookies. The recruiter will then bake the cookies and have the staff sample them. Granted, some postings get hundreds of applicants, but this guarantees a well-fed staff. Plus you can create more openings if there’s a nut allergy.

A Photograph of a Horse
You can learn a lot about a person by the type of horse they choose. A strong, industrious horse? Hard worker. A sleek, agile horse? Fast learner. Perhaps the applicant is in the photograph riding a horse, which tells your potential employer, “Hire me, I have access to a horse.”

A Picture of You in the Future, Working at the Company
By providing physical evidence of you getting the job, the recruiter will have no choice but to hire you for fear of tearing a hole in the spacetime continuum and creating a singularity in the middle of their HQ.

I’ve heard people say that the first person to live to be 150 is alive today. I wonder who it is? Could it be YOU?? Nope, it’s probably not you or me, it’s probably somebody who has never been irradiated by a computer screen for hours at a time or had their phone shoot electronic signals through their brains and crotches all day. It’s likely someone living on a mountain, farming vegetables and filling their days with honest work and relaxing time with loved ones. Psh! What a boring 150 years!!

The oldest person ever lived to be 122. I don’t know how it feels to be alive for that long, but it must begin to blur together by the last few decades. “Sure, I’m 150, but I don’t feel a day over 125!”

Though what’s more likely is that by that time we’ll be able to upload our brains to the cloud instead of dying and we’ll all get jobs as a spam filters on bodybuilding forums. And I can’t wait.

Hey! Since we have a bunch of other projects in the pipeline these days, our update schedule is all over the place. So we’re doing what we should have done a long time ago and making a mailing list, seen in green above. We don’t want to spam you so we will only email when there is a new comic… or whenever we find an AMAZING deal on penis enlargement pills.

Also, for funsies we’ll put additional bonus junk in the emails, like rejected comics or an inside look at the glamorous life of making jokes for the internet. What a deal!