I've always thought that even robots secretly have active sex lives, but this shirt shows just how dirty those piles of metal and screws can be after the kiddies go to bed.

The shirt is appropriately named "While the Kids Are in Standby Mode" and you can have one for $18. Just don't expect to ever look at plugs and outlets the same way again. [Go Ape Shirts via Fashionably Geek via Technabob]