EKBSAA: Ethan Keller Body Spray Abolishment Act

The proposed petition is to stop the sale, use, or distribution of strong odored body spray and/or scent based products to Mr. Ethan Keller; especially that of AXE Body Spray, a Unilever product.
Mr.Keller will be forbidden from wearing any such product while in the presence of colleagues, between the hours of 8AM to 5PM, Monday through Friday.
Mr.Keller\'s olfactory repugnance demands immediate attention.
Please act now.