She told the officer that she had either an infection or a spider bite. I can only imagine the look on the officers face when she told him this. I've worked for LE agencies in the past and can tell you that without a doubt, the rest of the officers will NEVER let this officer live this one down! lol

So, just to clarify...officer is dispatched to a Starbucks regarding a woman masturbating in the lobby. I'm sure that the male officers had to draw straws to see who would go on this call because they were fighting over who got to go. Then, the officer arrives, only to see the woman above (who does not conjure up ANY type of fantasy)!

THEN, it gets worse. I wonder how far he backed up when she told him that she had an infection or a spider bite???