The Best Way to Eat a Cupcake

Step 1: Get A Cupcake
Slightly important for this exercise. Make your own, it's easy. Some might say it's a piece of cake. If you're not so inclined, stop by your favorite local baker. I'm partial to Urban Cookies, but La Grande Orange and Tammie Coe also make nice ones, to name just a few.

Optional Step 1.5: Have A Lick of Pure Frosting
You were going to anyway.

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Step 2: Undress The Cupcake
I suppose I could have said "unwrap", but there's always something a little naughty feeling about peeling the paper off a cupcake. Or maybe it's just me. I can't possibly be the only one. Can I? Don't answer that.

Step 3: Pull Off The Cupcake's Bottom
It sounds even dirtier, but it's a lot easier to understand than "Split the cake part in half width-wise". You can probably put two and two together to get the last part...

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Step 4: Put The Bottom On Top
Voilà, you just made a cupcake sandwich. Now, every bite has the optimal cake-to-frosting ratio, and your nose stays clean to the last crumb.