Andy Murray is proving an even bigger letdown than Tim Henman when it comes to Grand Slams - at least Tigger Tim usually exited before the final.

Muzza's had three Grand Slam finals and hasn't won a set. That takes skill.

The Choker wasn't just beaten by The Joker, he had his backside smacked - something normally reserved for mum Judy.

When you're getting tonked in a Grand Slam final, the least you expect is to glance to your box and take consolation that a naughty night awaits - but for Murray it was the naughty step. The biggest joke before Sunday's final against Novak Djokovic was that Murray would thrive in the heat - for goodness sake - he is Scottish, where they wean babies after a year and off kagoules after 12 years.

He is 1-2 with Hills for no Slam this year and 80-1 to lose in all four finals.