Looking for a diplomat role; experienced forum troll seeks offensive, active guild to represent on the forums. Player (that's me, stupid) will not do very much in-game, so be sure your guild is able to defend me (and yourselves) against the many enemies I will make with my horrible, horrible words.

All inquiries contact me via the forum.

FAQ:

1) Do people really ask these questions frequently?A: Every day. Every *beep* day.

2) Are you serious?A: Yes. Deadly serious.

3) Why do we need a diplomat? Guild politics do not exist.A: Because your people are fools, cannot spell correctly, and are easy to troll. You need someone to respond to accusations that you are a farm. This game is all about psychology - if they think you're a farm, they'll treat you like a farm. If you don't want to be a farm, you have to act like you're leet. One of the most effective ways to project badassery is to have a dedicated forum troll (aka diplomat)