On the following video, you will see AJ Price from Uconn go against Jerel McNeal.

You may have seen this on SC top plays, but i’d like to call attention to it.

The real magic begins at 26 seconds, but you should start watching at like 20 so you don’t miss any magic.

Now that you’ve seen this wonderful display of basketball prowess, watch it again.

Notice this time not only the dirty crossover, but then the look he gives McNeal as he flops to the ground, the slight grin that comes to his face, and the fact that he makes the shot without hardly looking at the basket.

I was never a huge fan of UConn besides Thabeet, but now i’m officially on that wagon.

Delonte West: brings a huge hood factor, and has definitely stepped up his game this year, boston must be jealous.

Kendrick Perkins- he can be the big rebounder, and give away points on pointless technical fouls.

Paul Pierce- a good scorer, and he can really lead a team.

Rajon Rondo- underrated point guard, probably could’ve been an all-star this year. He would be the point guard of this unstoppable team, and Delonte would be the sg.

Ryan Gomes- he’s decent in Minnesota, but he’s not the focus here.

Gerald Green- He’d probably be the emotional leader, representative in the dunk contest, and obviously the media’s pet. Without him, Boston is nothing. Just to make things better for me, Gerald is on the mavs and everything is perfect.

Al Jefferson- a freaking MAN, even if he plays in Minnesota. He’s so good because he has telfair to get him the ball, which is what Rondo would try to emulate, but nobody can be sebastian telfair. Basically, he’s the team.

This group of 7 gentlemen could be the whole all-star lineup if they had to, but they probably like to spread the love.

With a lineup like this, I would most definitely petition to start 6 or 7 players, and if i were the other team, i would always let them.

Way to go boston, you probably could have 3 championships by now, but you only have one.

Plus, you’re taking the fun out of basketball by separating a lineup made in heaven.

Bill Russell– Sure he averaged 22.5 rebs and around 16 points a game but that does not necessarily mean he is good. In the time Big Bill Russell was playing in the league it was like playing against 8 year old girls, even Ronnie Turiaf could do all that, if not more. I’ll give him props for being a winner, but I think it was more because of the players around him, he got lucky. All of his career stats should have an astrict(sp?)idk ill just put it *

Jerry West– all I have to say is that just because he is the logo of the NBA does not mean he is good, i think it makes him worse. John West is better at basketball than this n00b

Yao Ming- I hate you Yao Ming. You are way too weak to be a post player in the WNBA not to mention the NBA, Lisa Leslie could take you down with her baby in her arms. Question Yao: Is your body made of glass or something else equally weak? You are always hurt, quit the NBA and go be a freak of nature back in China. Sorry for spittin’ the truth.

What the NBA Logo should be

Underrated Players:

Craig Ehlo- Mi padre played basketball with Craig in high-school and for that reason he is underrated. After getting posterized by Michael Jordan in that memorable shot, Craig went home and drank his pain away because everyone hated him. After drinking to much he decided to quit the NBA and teach basketball to kids in Amarillo, Texas. Before Jordan embarrassed Craig, Craig had been putting up Jordan-like numbers, they are the following 13.6 ppg and 4 rpg, which since he is in the NBA translates to about 30 and 12. Those are hall of fame numbers and because of Jordans arrogance, nobody got to see them, but Craig, I see you now, and so does everyone else.

Adam Morrison/Arron Afflalo– You may be thinking, “Blaine, both those players are amazing and cannot possibly be underrated”, my answer is that it is not their basketball skills that are underrated but instead their friendship with each other. At the end of the game of Gonzaga-UCLA in who knows what year and who cares what game, Morrison fell down at halfcourt and started crying. While all of America and the World was laughing, one man among all stood up and helped Adam to his feet. This man was none other than Arron. That is true friendship that is hard to find, and very few know about it, thus making it underrated.

Jussi Jokinen JJ ReddickWalter Herrmann- The True half man- half amazing, underrated because he can palm a ball with two fingers, and dunk naked. Don’t believe me, smell my car, and then check him on youtube. His stats don’t mean anything, he is a spiritual leader from what Rasheed Wallace texts me. He has been seen in NBA commercials, pumping up the other pistons in their little huddle thingy.

Recently, on a sunday afternoon broadcast of the NBA on ABC, reggie miller brought up this question: “who is the best closer in the NBA??”

of course when i first heard this, i had a few players jump to mind immediately: Kapono, Szczerbiak, Telfair, and of course Mason JR.

this one went in, as always

You may be asking “when was the last time Kapono hit a gamee winning/tying shot?”

never, but the threat of his 79% lifetime 3-point shooting percentage (made up of course, it’s probably higher) is just too much to say no to. He goes to number 1. Also, his ability to be the only player to go 35/30 in a three point contest (once you go 30/30 you get a bonus rack from out of bounds in the corner, and we all know Kapwno is unconscious from anywhere near a basketball stadium) is more icing on the cake.

kapono with one of his many biddies

Szczerbiak is in a similar boat as Kapono, maybe we’ll call it the U.S.S. Long Bomb threat (the best i could come up with on short notice, give me a break). But still, when LeBron is cold (very often) and Mo is hurt and everything else that can go wrong in cleveland does, you will have the most consistent player EVER to win the game. Wally.

Telfair is an obvious shoe-in because he can go through the fire as he has before, and clinch the nba championship with his eyes closed. No further elaboration needed.

Why doesn't he play with a watch anymore?

To be semi-serious (instead of the usual super intense) Roger Mason Jr. is easily the MVP of the 4th quarter/OT this year. With now 4 game winning shots, nobody can even see where he’s at right now. He and matt “the red rocket” bonner(as coined by reggie miller) are the only legit 3 point shooters in tejas.

Wikipedia explanation for this phenomenon- a brand of hard yet chewable candy. They come packaged in tubes and have a variety of fruit flavors . A variation called Chewy Spree is also sold. A previous variation of the candy called Spree Sunsations was also briefly manufactured, with pastel colors and less intense flavors.

My Thoughts- Orgasm in my mouth, that may be an exaggeration but I do not know how to explain the explosion of flavors…

Speaking of flavors, here are the flavors they have and the ones I think they should have as substitutes:

Orange- change it to orange chocolate

Strawberry- Change it to Soulja Boy’s Aston Martin

Sour Green Apple(Lime)- Corona Lite

Lemonade- The Parser Generator

Grape- Purp Drank

Sprees is probably Willy Wonka’s finest product. I will give you a very basic history of the spree.It was a dark and stormy night in Kalamazoo, Krypton around the year 2290 A.D.

You may be thinking, wait that year hasnt come yet, how am i eating these things currently.

I will get to that answer in a few minutes…anyway, like i was saying…

Willy Wonka was busy at work trying to figure out the mathematical formula for the everlasting gobstopper.

One of his little midget dudes by the name of Bill Brito came in his office unannounced saying he was going home to visit his midget boyfriend named Austin Sodd.

Appearantly all knew that Wonka was a conservative, all except Billiam “Tex-mex” Brito

When Mr. Burrito told Wonka about his relationship, Wonka took at his laser gun and shot Billy’s ears off.

Due to the heat of the laser, the ears then changed into hard yet chewable candy.

Then, knowing how much people would love these, Wonka got into his time machine powered by a tomato and went back to 1970

He distributed this candy madly until he forgot all about his time machine and could never go back to his real time, giving him enough time to meet Charlie…

Giving us the Story we all know and love…Charlie and the Glass Elevator, the sequel to that horrible movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory