Corrupt A Wish!

To pass the time, I decided to invent another game ^^ Fear the scariness of wishing! Well anyway, it's called Corrupt a Wish, and just in case you don't know how to play, here are the instructions. Aren't I nice?

-----So basically, one person wishes for something, and the next person has to grant the wish, but make something bad happen. The next person then wishes, and the person after that corrupts the wish, like so:

Person A: I wish I had a private jet

Person B: Granted, but it crashes while you're in it.I wish I was a billionaire.

Person A/C/Whatever: Granted, but the money was stolen before you even saw it.I wish I could fly...

etc.

Alright, got it now? Don't forget to make a wish after you corrupt the last person's. I'll start, and seeing there's nobody before me, I won't have to corrupt anyone's wish.