Jack of all trades

I know our mantra is ‘raise a ticket’.

I didn’t mean ‘raise a ticket for everything’.

I cannot begin to count the number of times we have had tickets raised asking us to mend doorhandles, empty the bins, change lightbulbs, and even fix leaky pipes. Seriously, you want me to do the plumbing? I know Ted Stevens said the Internet was “a series of tubes“, but this is ridiculous.