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(06-25) A wins. Fry - "Why couldn't she have been one of those other mermaids with the fish part on top and the lady
part on bottom?" Edit: Comic in context: mermaiddilemma.ytmnd.com/
Edit 2: Homer's sound: chooseporn.ytmnd.com

A: Because B is like a fish with some freak disorder. A is like a human with a freak disorder. Plus I could ask her to give me a ride back to civilization. The fish would just dance around on the island. Also, get this. You would have to f*ck B underwater. Gills.

why the f*ck does everyone want to talk to the mermaid? personally i would f*ck the sh*t out of the fishlips. Put a nice paperbag over her fish-head, add on a picture of elizabeth hurley or some other hot chick and we're good to go. Bonus being: i wouldnt have to listen to mer-bitch talk about celebrities, how her day went and how some other mer-bitch is a slut along with all the other dumb sh*t women talk about. Seriously, A conversation? haha you naive young men.

Mermaid. Only because fish can't talk. Or not properly. And everyone knows that being alone with no one who is human/sentient can lead to insanity. Which is a bad thing on a deserted island. Also she would be able to get me some seafood.

If themadjester is right, the question should be: "If you went insane and you started getting hallucinations and you would develop a hallucinated companion, which would you choose?" Well, actually, I would go for B in that situation. Why? Because I obviously went crazy :)

good one!
i chose A.
The fish cant clean itself, thus youre looking at one dirty couche. plus the fact that those legs will grow hair in no time, and the fish has no arms to shave them. im not shavin that sh*t!

Ah ah ah, it would be very disappointing to choose A and then find out she's not into oral sex, or worse, she doesn't like you. I suppose it's better to spend a little effort to catch the running fish-head.

Quick bio lesson, if it helps anyone. The fishhead creature is rather awkward, and would have great difficulty hunting, and would soon die of starvation. However, traditionally, mermaids cannot speak, ruling out conversation.

In addition, while some have surmised that A may have some kind of "mermaid vagina", if mermaids procreate as fish do, there is no sexual activity... eggs are "sprayed" out a tiny opening. While it may be possible to try to f*ck this opening if you've got a particularly short and narrow penis, the risk of being sprayed with eggs might be a bit unsettling.