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LOL indeed. Unfortunately, some of us are pretty thorough at being idiots.

Anyone could do that, not notice that they've forgotten to plug in a device or switch it on, many of the first jokes I read on-line were help-desk-exclamations on the stupidity of 'pedestrian' users. To the extent of the help-desk-operative telling the proud owner of a new computer to pack it up and deliver it back to the shop because they were too stupid to own a computer (if they couldn't understand why it didn't work when all power in the building was lost).

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football and SKY TV.
Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Gaming or Beer..
Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.

In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot download new applications quickly.
It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
Food and Hot Lingerie.

Good Luck,
Technical Support

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Ok Muppets From Space is not a movie you want to watch when you no longer smoke pot, lol.

EUROPEAN COMMISSION RULING ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

"Meihem in ce Klasrum", Dolton Edwards, 1946.

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Two guys are hiking in the woods when they suddenly find themselves face to face with a snarling grizzly bear...

Two photographers are shooting pictures of a grassy meadow when a bear emerges on the other side of the meadow, roars, and charges them. Unsure what to do, they keep taking pictures as he approaches. The bear is about halfway across the meadow and it's not yet clear who he's going after. Finally one photographer says to the other: "So what do we do now?"
"I don't know," is the reply, "but one of us gets to take one hell of a photo."

"A programmer's wife told him 'Go to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.'
The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread."

"Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your MicroSoft software."

"1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d."

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What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans, and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy? Gandhi

Two guys are out hunting in the woods one day. One of them is looking through binoculars and says to the other one, "Hey, I can see your house from here. Your wife is cheating on you with another guy!"

"Oh, I've had it with her," the second hunter says. "Shoot her in the head and shoot him in the privates."

The first hunter says, "I can get both of those in one shot!"

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese
Who am I to diss a brie?
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everybody's looking for Stilton