Sunday, April 2, 2017

Well, the title basically says it all. After two evaluations and two interviews, they politely turned me down. Personally, I think they were doing me a favor. My current employer lets me listen to headphones, drink tea, and vape while I work. That wouldn’t have been possible with this new job.

On the bright side, I’m still working at same place I’ve been working for the past 19 years and 5 months. Every day is a new personal record for the longest I’ve ever worked for any employer. To celebrate I got a new set of wireless headphones.

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