1. Peculiar
2. Cancer
3. Knowing someone is in love with me.
4. Bad body smells (BO, bad breath, smelly farts!)
5. I love the sound of a train going past.
6. My alarm in the morning
7. Cunt (most people, especially women, hate this word but I find it satisfying in certain situations!)
8. Vet
9. Bar work
10. They’re over there (whilst pointing at all the dogs I have loved and lost over the years)

1. What’s your favorite word?
“Ambidextrous” 2. What’s your least favorite word?
“Bloodclot”3. What turns you on?
Navels4. What turns you off?
Arrogance 5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
Bass guitar6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
Motorcycle engines7. What’s your favorite curse word?
Asshat8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Ice carving 9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Hot tar roofing10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
“I’m really sorry about all my followers.”

1. What’s your favorite word?
“Pillock”.2. What’s your least favorite word?
“Patriot”.3. What turns you on?
Furry porn.4. What turns you off?
Fat/hairy people5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
Cat’s moan meow6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
Knife scratching on Porcellaine.7. What’s your favorite curse word?
Shithead.8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Sculptor.9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Soliciting people, either per phone or going from door to door.10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
An apology for all the shit he has done.

1. What’s your favorite word?Community
2. What’s your least favorite word?They
3. What turns you on?The little valley in my wife’s back, just north of the hills
4. What turns you off?Anger
5. What sound or noise do you love to hear?Thunderstorms
6. What sound or noise do you hate to hear?A mouse in the wall at night
7. What’s your favorite curse word?Shit
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?Luthier
9. What profession would you like not to have to do?Prison guard
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?“Meow”

1. What’s your favorite word?
Spangle
2. What’s your least favorite word?
Wiggle
3. What turns you on?
Women
4. What turns you off?
Disease
5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?
Rivers and streams
6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?
The alarm clock
7. What’s your favorite curse word?
F^&*
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Writer
9. What profession would you like not to have to do?
Soldier
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Where have you been?

3. What turns you on?Good facial hair and harmonica-heavy blues. Mmmm. A voice with good resonance kills me.

4. What turns you off?Bad breath, negativity, indifference to learning

5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?the sound of a dog’s ears slapping against its head when it shakes

6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?dogs barking

7. What’s your favorite curse word?cockmonger

8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?archeologist

9. What profession would you like not to have to do?I don’t like jobs where I have to conform myself to a rigid standard of behavior. It chafes.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?it really depends on what god we’re talking about. I don’t have any interest in meeting any of today’s popular deities.

1. What’s your favorite word? – Boobs
2. What’s your least favorite word? – Hate
3. What turns you on? – Boobs
4. What turns you off? – Hatred
5. What sound or noise to you love to hear? – wind through trees
6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear? – leaf blower
7. What’s your favorite curse word? – shit
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt? – porn actor
9. What profession would you like not to have to do? – Rush Limbaugh’s radio tech
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? There are orgies here too, but you need to wash up and no using my name in vain before, during or after orgasm.

1. What’s your favorite word? Flower
2. What’s your least favorite word? Moist
3. What turns you on? Men’s shoulders and asses
4. What turns you off? Arrogance and people that don’t shut the fuck up.
5. What sound or noise do you love to hear? My daughter’s laughter
6. What sound or noise do you hate to hear? Anything in pain
7. What’s your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? decoupage artist
9. What professio would you like not to have to do? Ditch digger
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Welcome! your grandparents and your cats are here waiting for you.

1. What’s your favorite word?fountain
2. What’s your least favorite word?conscience
3. What turns you on?honesty
4. What turns you off?fakeness
5. What sound or noise to you love to hear?a harp
6. What sound or noise to you hate to hear?jackhammers
7. What’s your favorite curse word?anything used in an original way
8. What profession other than your own, would you like to attempt?Film editor
9. What profession would you like not to have to do?plumbing
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?You didn’t let me down!