ha ha...y'all are so funny....altho I do have to keep the craft area clean as it is such a small spot and I'm one of those weird people that can't cook if the kitchen isn't clean....but don't look at the floor under the clean desk top please...

may have to look up that turkey bacon...I do like turkey "Italian sausage"...made vegetarian chorizo yest and thinking about trying it with the turkey sausage...