I'M YOUNG AND HOPELESS
I'M LOST AND I KNOW THIS
I'M GOING NOWHERE FAST THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY
I'M TROUBLESOME, I'VE FALLEN
I'M ANGRY AT MY FATHER
IT'S ME AGAINST THIS WORLD AND I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
I DON'T CARE
AND NOW... I DON'T CARE

WELL DIDYOUKNOWWHENYOUWEREFAMOUS YOU COULD KILL YOUR WIFE
AND THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS 25 TO LIFEEEE
AS LONG AS YOU'VE GOT THE CASH, TO PAY FOR COCHRANNNNNNNNNNNNN
AND DID YOU KNOW IFYOUWERECAUGHTANDYOUWERSMOKIN CRACK
MCDONALDSWOULDN'TEVENWANT TO TAKE YOU BACK
BUT YOU COULD ALWAYS JUST RUN FOR MAYOR OF DCCCCCCCCC

it would be rendered invalid by the ugger's use of *slide* instead of *pull* your panties off - it's not a direct comparison. Who knows if that's what ACTUALLY turned the women off rather than his ugly, ugly face?