July 6, 2013

From 1983: Margaret's Sweet 16 Birthday Party

"Taken with a Kodak Instamatic with
flashcube."

I'm not sure which one is Margaret, but I love this picture: wood paneling; a dude with a mustacheand tinted glasses; a guy who looks like either a used car dealer or the lead singer for Sparks in the back; the wonderfully random Rose Acre Farms crate ("the good egg people"); the LPs and some sort of makeshift DJ booth; the elegant choice of decorations for this fête galante, including a "sweet sixteen" banner.

I'm sure the dining choices for this gala included several buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken, several bags of Taco flavor Doritos, one of those sugary grocery store bakery cakes the size of Texas with pink rosettes in each corner and "Happy Birthday, Margaret!" written in loopy pink frosting script. And five cases of Schlitz.

Who was this motley crew of boys, I wonder? Well, I will venture a guess: the boy in the plaid shirt is Margaret's slightly older brother, and those knuckleheads are his friends. They've known Margaret since she was a little girl, and they love her like a sister. Honestly, they do. It's just that...little Margaret is growing up to be hot.

And you just know that these awful boys took over poor Margaret's party, most likely forcing the DJ to play nothing but Rush, Van Halen, and KISS records all night while they drank Schlitz and talked about Atari and Phoebe Cates' tits.

Yes about Dory McClean. Absolutely. And any Dethklok fan is a friend of me and this blog, believe me. "She's gonna suck it all night." I don't like Dr. Rockzo, but that episode made me laugh so hard. :-)