Monday, December 5, 2011

Remember last year when my human made me wear deer ears for the entire month of December? Well, I do. And yesterday I had total flashbacks when she stuck this thing on my head and starting taking pictures.

I was afraid it might be the start of month-long holiday humiliation, 2011. But I guess she just needed pictures for the December SYOP announcement. And I was totally cool with that until she posted this 'very dorky out take' on the 1000 Pugs facebook page.

Yeah, that's what she called it: very dorky out take. Uhm, she's the one who put the stupid hat thing on me like that. And I'm the dork?? I mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to supermodel when you're being eaten by a hat?

My human claims she was afraid the hat's teeth (made of soft felt) might poke me in the eye. Well, hello! If you're afraid of poking your pug's eye out with a hat, don't dress your pug in a hat. Or at least not a hat that has teeth.

Anyway. At least we got to go to the beach when it was all over. We haven't been to the ocean-beach in forever and I even found a dead crab to roll in. The warm sunniness made my human happy and thought you might like it too.It's going to be a superbusy week here on the DP. Dutch picked out a really cool non-pink prize for his SYOP winner and will announce it tomorrow (sorry, I really had to tell you about the hat thing). I also got a VERY special delivery I can't wait to show you (thanks Bambi!!). Rumor has it we'll also be getting a pug-sized tree, with eatable ornaments and everything. But I'll believe that when I eat - I mean, see it.

I was suppose to go to Lowe's with my peeps, but it was too rainy. They have super small trees just like the rosemary ones that others were talking about, but they were real leafless trees, and I wanted to get a picture by it to send you. If you get one with eatable stuff you must let us know as soon as it happens so we can all try to get one. I think that would make this the ultimate Christmas! Sorry about the hat modeling. Posing for my Christmas card wasn't any better. What we do for our moms is crazy!Love,PaytonPS. My mom says that the sunny beach picture did make her feel better!

That hat is not attractive and not cute at all..can't believe she made you put it on! Oh well...but seeing that little part of you at the beach was cute though! And hearing you might get a pug size tree with eatables on it, well that was great news! I am so excited and can hardly wait to see it..uh, if it's really true!

We are sorry that you have a pug hungry hat but even as a dork, you are adorable. We wish we could participate in the SYOP but our human has an extreme phobia of social networking. If we could be the faces on facebook without involving her we could do SYOP and maybe even be Pug Sluts!Luv, Zoey & Phoebe

We can't wait to see your pug sized tree with eatables on it. We certainly could use one.

Our mom found about a 4 month old little girl pug with a broken leg at a vets office, the owner wants to put her down because he said she doesn't play well with his kids, not because he can't afford to fix the broken leg.

We can't wait to see your pug sized tree with eatables on it. We certainly could use one.

Our mom found about a 4 month old little girl pug with a broken leg at a vets office, the owner wants to put her down because he said she doesn't play well with his kids, not because he can't afford to fix the broken leg.

That sunny beach made me feel much better too! Instead I have wind and cold, not funny at all!!! I'm also glad that this chapeau didn't eat you head and/or brain!! Without the thumbs AND the brain there wouldn't be DP I guess:( and it would make me REALLY SAD! Kisses Misiober

Puglet,Having a Christmas tree full of eatables (like Spam and bacon? So not fair!) totally makes up for moments of humiliation like this one with the weird hat.More sunny beach shots to get us through a dark and dreary winter, please! Your curly tail adds an extra dose of happiness to the photo.Can't wait to find out about your special delivery from Bambi!

3E's - Putting down a puppy with a broken leg?! That man is missing a vital organ - his heart. She definitely deserves a happy ending and I know she'll find it with your human's help.

No, it wasn't really fun. At all. But I got loads of treats, so I guess that's OK.

Not 100% sure what the SYOP will be. I told my human that making pugs wear hats is borderline animal cruelty so hopefully she'll listen. I heard her say something about mittens and scarves though, so who knows. It could get worse!

Puglet,I hope you got a whole bunch of Pirate's Booty for wearing that dorky hat. Or at least a month's worth of cookies. I'll just keep staring at your beach picture. It's way better than the world of snow that is outside my window.3E's, We fostered a 4 month old Puggle last December who's ownder had brought in to the vet's office to be put down because he had parvo - because they hadn't bothered to get him vaccinated. We are livng beings, not toys or fashion statements. Licks,Sabrina

Yeah, I know how it is. I have a facebook page with like 8 million friends and I never get to use it because of my human's FBook-itis. Maybe you could ask Bellatrix's human to post for you? She LOVES facebook!

Holy. A Spam tree? Can you imagine?? Something tells me that's not going to happen (I saw a box of bone-shaped cookies on the kitchen counter) but that would be the best christmas tree ever in the history of all christmas trees.

Owww a pug-sized tree with eatable ornaments sounds incredible! I think you look super cute in your hat, even if it looks like it is eatting you heee,heee! Looking forward to seeing all the busyness on the Daily Pug - lots of festive fun I hope! Love, Phugs and licks from Frank xxxxxx