Bad Dragon has sent me a new friend. This is Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon. I am kind of obsessed with Bad Dragon, I love the ability to customize a sex toy to my exact liking. Even though all the choices can leave me agonizing over ever detail for days… I’m bad at decisions. I’m bad...

Just take a moment to look at this toy. Just take a nice long look. I swear, it gets weirder the longer I look at it. I feel like it belongs in some sort of video game, like maybe Silent Hill. For real, this is by far the weirdest toy to grace my vagina yet....

I wouldn’t consider myself a size queen, gigantic toys aren’t really my thing. I don’t have a vagina that can easily accommodate huge things, but in the name of science and good toy reviews I find myself stuffing myself silly with every manner of huge cock I can get my hands on. Oh, I’m not...

Okay, so I know I’ve been telling anyone who will listen that I really, really want a puppy. But I’m not sure this is really what I had in mind. I wanted something cute and fluffy that I could pet and play fetch with, and instead I got…well, a penis. A life-cast replica of a...