Seriously, I worry about security cameras. Once, in 2002, I had a threesome in the back of a truck in the parking lot of a tire store after hours. A year later, one of the girls involved met someone who worked at that store, who informed us that the entire thing was captured on their security camera, and that they had saved the tape and all the employees had seen it. We asked him to destroy it for us, which he said he did, but sometimes I wonder…