Long story short, Adrian Peterson beat his kid until he bled, got accused of beating another kid, then got suspended indefinitely yesterday. But don’t worry, he’s a godly man and god is just putting obstacles and distractions in his path like a harmless children. The NFL thought they were in control, but what they don’t know is this is all part of god’s plan! That vague, equivocal, plan that people use to explain away things. Sweet!