I have lived with two other girls since 2007. We’ve managed to somehow cobble together our wildly different personalities into a moderately functional household that’s conveniently analogous to the human psyche (thanks, Sig).

This blog is a collection of things I would say if I were quicker with the tongue, sharper with the wit, and willing to disrupt the tenuous peace in our fragile home. For more about me… well, just keep reading.