Well when you're sittin back, in your rose pink Cadillac
Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day,
I'll be in my basement room, with a needle and a spoon.
And another girl to take my pain away
-Jagger/Richards

Though white people have a natural aversion to television, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show it helps if it is: critically acclaimed, low-rated, shown on premium cable, and available as a DVD box set.

The latter is important so that white people can order it from Netflix and tell their friends “they are really into "insert series" and I watched ten episodes in a row in the weekend. I’m almost caught up.”

Now now boys, retract those claws. On with the discussion of music. Whitelight, I was thinking of seeing a Futureheads gig this October: have you heard their latest and would you recommend buying a ticket, or passing?