GTA: Adventures in Weirdland

The war is finally over and you manage to stay alive all this time. However, things weren't so nice when you come home. Your wife was sleeping with a stranger. You got angry and started throwing things at them. You manage to kill them, but bad things always get punished. You know that the king would be in your favor since you have serve him for years. But, you are flirting with his daughter and that made the king angrier. So, to say, you got vanished into an unknown land.
In this game, you can't fight back, so you need to jump over the squirrel. Also, getting hit by an egg would also damage you. Your goal is to collect as much coins as you can.