__________________"Mediocrity is never so dangerous as when it is dressed up as sincerity." - Søren Kierkegaard

Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
"And as for Bono, he needs a colostomy bag for his mouth."

There is NO way those are actual citizenship tests. The Canadian one was much harder, in comparison. I got a 5/20 on the Canadian Citizenship test, but at least that one was real. I got 10/10 on both of these tests, but they are obviously for children. I'm sure our citizenship tests are a bit more in-depth. Either that or we really just love those immigrants! (Which I'm pretty sure is true, since America is awesome like that.)