You wanna know how to make nipples not look so good? Let 'em sit out in the sun until they dry up like craisinsAdd Yoda titty-tassels. I jest, all nips are fine in my book provided they're on a lady and there's less than three of them (okay -- four). Mine? Mine look like little Mount Dooms. And before you ask, no, I haven't destroyed any nipple rings in them. You see what happened was I was planning on dripping hot wax all over like I saw in this movie once, except instead of a candle I grabbed one of those little fuel-gel canisters you use to keep food hot at a buffet. Shit exploded on my chest like a volcano.

Hit the jump for one more shot on a red background in case you're wondering what they might look like on tits ablaze.