We have to get Lauren a raise and promotion now! Young, attractive and blond news reporters that like to play with chocolate topping and whipped cream and say things like “My Cherry Fell Off” are irreplaceable. Hopefully, when the raise and promotion come, she won’t sell out and start doing trite features like Maggie Carlo’s “What Matters to You” or Amy Mcree’s “Your Life…Your Way.” Stuff like that is sad and boring, and about as fun as watching Toby Rowland and Ross Dixon share a banana split at Braums.