Department stores are dying, but Connor thinks he can save them. He also thinks he has a good Marshall Mathers impersonation…if he can figure out how to talk out of his teeth. Burrito takes, self-promotion, and a visit from Brett Kane.

Everyone loves boobs. Everyone hates poop, especially if it’s not in the proper place at the proper time. Mark took a vacation, Connor watched a mockumentary, and then they both make a mockery of the English language.