So you think you're going to cross me and mess with my shit?Opening your fucking trap and flapping your lip?Don't fuck with me, nigga, or you're gonna get dropped.I'll snap off your neck with a crackle and pop.If you say anything. you'll beg to die,Cause I'll make you suck my dick, then I'll nut in your eye.I'll stomp on your world as my name was Godzilla,I'm coming for you, motherfucker, I'm your Krazee-Eyez-Killa

Susan: You going to thank me too?Cheryl: And thank you SusanSusan: You're welcome (looks to Larry)Larry: What? Why do I have to thank you?Susan: For dinner, that my husband and I treated you to.Larry: Oh, I thought he treated me to it.Susan: Stu pulled out the credit card and put it down, yes.Larry: Yeah, so I thanked himSusan: And he's using our money to pay for it, so you could thank us. We're taking you out to dinner.Larry: Well, you could call it "our money," but just for the sake of discussion, he's the one who goes to work and earns the money. You don't work.

Jeff: So you have to decide between whether you want Daddy, or Oscar.Sammy: Mmm...Oscar!Jeff: No, no. Whay I'm saying is, that if you say Oscar, Daddy won't be here.Sammy: I know.Jeff: You know?Sammy: (nodding) MmhumJeff: But you're choosing Oscar. I'm your Dad.Sammy: I just love that dog.

Bald Chef: You have to wear a hat if you're gonna be in a convertible, then you look like you're trying to hide something.Larry: Well, that's what they do, these guys with the hats. Don't they?Bald Chef: Yeah, Yeah!Larry: They wear it all the time and they'll meet a girl or something, then they'll show up on a date. What are they gonna do? Are they gonna take the hat off? Wear it? They have a terrible decision.Bald Chef: Right, then the girl is going to be like, "I didn't know you were bald."Larry: Yeah, "You misrepresented yourself!"

Jeff: A dog! She chose a fucking dog over her own father.Larry: You sat down and you laid it out?Jeff: I talked to her. I told her, 'Daddy's sick. He can't stay in the same house with Oscar.' She wants Oscar! She wants the dog!Larry: Calm downJeff: Where is the dog?!Larry: They took him back to your house.Jeff: My house? No, no, no, his house. His house. I'm at the W hotel. It's his house now.