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thin ice"We're on the banks of a FROZEN RIVER on a cold, sunny day. Trees along the riverside drip with melting snow. Far off toward the horizon, almost out of sight, an emaciated OLD WOMAN lies on the ice, moaning feebly for help. GEORGE W. BUSH stands before a WINNEBAGO and addresses the gathered CROWD. BUSH: Hey everybody! You remember that old woman who's been stranded on the ice these past 6 months, who we've been ignoring up until now? Today, I'm sending this Winnebago fulla Boy Scouts out there to RESCUE HER! THE CROWD roars and cheers: WOO! LET'S GO! WE'RE GONNA BE HEROES! LET'S SAVE THAT OLD LADY! One guy, a PROTESTER, speaks up: PROTESTER: Umm.. Mr. President... It's the middle of April... You think it might be unwise to drive a Winnebago onto the ice? THE CROWD snarls with disbelief: WOULD YOU LISTEN TO THIS GUY?! HE HATES THE BOY SCOUTS! HE HATES WINNEBAGOS! HE HATES GEORGE BUSH! HE WANTS THAT OLD WOMAN TO FREEZE TO DEATH ON THE ICE!"quonsar at 4:28 pm