I want to tell you, I might as well doAbout a girl I met back in MayHer name is Rita and you should see herAnd she goes Ooh wakka doo wakka dayShe's got a brother like any otherWho got his nose caught inside a gateAnd when they freed him, it so relieved himHe just went Ooh wakka doo wakka dayYou wouldn't think to look at meThat I was strongBut underneath it all, I really amAnd just to prove it, why;Only the other dayI picked a needle up with one handNow, up in Bradford a chap named RadfordWhile taking part in a local playWas intercepted and then suspectedOf going Ooh wakka doo wakka dayHey, hey...Who's that lady I saw you with?It was not your wifeIt looked to me suspiciouslyLike someone I have never seen before in my lifeDoo-doo doo-di-doo...It's not suprising when you come to think of itJust what it is that makes people swearYou only have to sing about bleepin' thingAnd there'll be bleeping ev'ry-bleeping-whereNow, if you love me, you're not above meAnd if you don't, well, what can I sayExcept we'll see when you come to tea, thenYou can go Ooh wakka doo wakkaOoh wakka doo wakkaOohWakka dooWakka day