Pole Vault
(1) Where the expensive poles are locked away
(2) Where Santa keeps the presents on December 23rd. – Joseph Leff

Polestar:
A celebrity in Krakow. – Joseph Leff

Policeman
Someone strong enough to hold up traffic with one hand.

Policeman’s Ball
A cop hop.

Politeness
Yawning with your mouth closed.

Political Candidate
A person who stands for what he thinks the people will fall for.

Political Party Leaders:
Bloc heads. – Joseph Leff

Politician
(1) A kind of acrobat. He has to straddle the fence, keep his fingers on the pulse of the nation, point with pride, look to the future, and keep both ears to the ground.
(2) A person who thinks twice before saying nothing.