Now I know there are tensions going on with the Dead Moon Circus but I am great negotiator, believe me.

I can be highly trusted with the Silver Crystal. I know not to start a war. I am the last person to start a war that you will ever see.

I will be the most devout ruler of Earth you will ever see. Unlike Usagi, I will not spend most of my time doing leisure.

So, the other day. Some people were wanting to have a rally in honor of me and then some counter protesters came in. A fight broke out many people were carrying some offensive signs saying:Usagi = Love**** Lord Mala!Love Mala's hate!

Hell, one guy put a picture of me with the Black Moon symbol, the inverted Moon all over the background. This does not represent who I am as I have no ties to the Black Moon or Nemesis, just like I have no ties to the Dark Kingdom. I have no idea who started the fights at this rally but whoever it was, I will look into it. I do not even know why they would even get into a fight in the first place.

_________________Credit to Prince Rose for adding the borderline to the sig.

Now I know there are tensions going on with the Dead Moon Circus but I am great negotiator, believe me.

That's necromancy.

Lord Mala wrote:

I can be highly trusted with the Silver Crystal. I know not to start a war. I am the last person to start a war that you will ever see.

Obviously, because you have no such power, and never will.

Lord Mala wrote:

I will be the most devout ruler of Earth you will ever see. Unlike Usagi, I will not spend most of my time doing leisure.

I know you Unicornicopians are a bit strange, but what you call "leisure" we call "having a life".

Lord Mala wrote:

So, the other day. Some people were wanting to have a rally in honor of me and then some counter protesters came in. A fight broke out many people were carrying some offensive signs saying:Usagi = Love**** Lord Mala!Love Mala's hate!

Hell, one guy put a picture of me with the Black Moon symbol, the inverted Moon all over the background. This does not represent who I am as I have no ties to the Black Moon or Nemesis, just like I have no ties to the Dark Kingdom. I have no idea who started the fights at this rally but whoever it was, I will look into it. I do not even know why they would even get into a fight in the first place.

Clarification: the "fight" was one of Mala's supporters throwing a can at the cops that had taken place between the rally and the protesters and the cops doing what cops do in that case. Good thing it was Japanese cops, those won't use guns even when attacked with molotov cocktails...

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So I got a little thing to complain about. We have this so called "super star" volleyball player, who is good friends with Minako. Now I saw what he was doing and he wanted to lead a march that made some people wanting to insult the Lord Mala campaign. All I need to say is to get that son of a ☹ off the arena. He needs to be fired from Volleyball! He's FIRED!

I mean, I am having a rally for my dear friend, Aluminium Siren to help run for our Senate and this is what I have to say.

But I will admit, I just love how my crowd is chanting "MA-LA, MA-LA, MA-LA!" I mean, this is great! It is so good to have rally here right in the Crystal Palace district. I can tell you, that palace will be MINE one day!

And to address our worldwide threat of the Dead Moon Circus. We all know that what is their leader's name. Uhh, Meteor Lady or whatever her name is, to know that we can launch fire and fury at the Dead Moon that there won't be a Dead Moon.

_________________Credit to Prince Rose for adding the borderline to the sig.

And to address our worldwide threat of the Dead Moon Circus. We all know that what is their leader's name. Uhh, Meteor Lady or whatever her name is, to know that we can launch fire and fury at the Dead Moon that there won't be a Dead Moon.

So I got a little thing to complain about. We have this so called "super star" volleyball player, who is good friends with Minako. Now I saw what he was doing and he wanted to lead a march that made some people wanting to insult the Lord Mala campaign. All I need to say is to get that son of a ☹ off the arena. He needs to be fired from Volleyball! He's FIRED!

Good thing you have no authority for that. Good for you, for the abuse of authority would get you arrested...

Lord Mala wrote:

I mean, I am having a rally for my dear friend, Aluminium Siren to help run for our Senate and this is what I have to say.

The real Aluminum Siren called, says to toss the imitator in the thrash.

Lord Mala wrote:

But I will admit, I just love how my crowd is chanting "MA-LA, MA-LA, MA-LA!"

Twenty parrots are not a crowd.

Lord Mala wrote:

I mean, this is great! It is so good to have rally here right in the Crystal Palace district. I can tell you, that palace will be MINE one day!

Yours to clean, if you get hired as a janitor. They make no discrimination against aliens. Against criminals, on the other hand...

Lord Mala wrote:

And to address our worldwide threat of the Dead Moon Circus. We all know that what is their leader's name. Uhh, Meteor Lady or whatever her name is, to know that we can launch fire and fury at the Dead Moon that there won't be a Dead Moon.

Nehellenia (that's her name) is no threat due her having been obliterated years ago.

_________________Insane fanwriter with a fixation for the Angel of Death. You can find my stories here

So you see that girl over there yelling and screaming? You know, the one in the odangos? Yes, that is Usagi aka Neo Queen Serenity who is running, and ruining Earth and she finally decided to come to one of my rallies and start something. Ah I love the old days, you know what they used to do to people like her when they would disrupt in a place like this? They would be carried out in a stretcher folks!

We see this girl hollering and hollering and some people are just giving her big high 5's. Like to punch her in the face!

So we are going to build a barrier all around Earth and it is a beautiful barrier, believe me. No body can build a better barrier than Lord Mala. I will build a great barrier, believe me.

Now, look at the problem folks. We see that when we have big problems, both Serenity aka Crooked Usagi and Endymion play "sick" to get out of things. Now don't you want somebody who would do a better job? I mean come on people.

Lord Mala-Dr. Tomoe 2017!Make Earth Great Again!

_________________Credit to Prince Rose for adding the borderline to the sig.

So you see that girl over there yelling and screaming? You know, the one in the odangos? Yes, that is Usagi aka Neo Queen Serenity who is running, and ruining Earth and she finally decided to come to one of my rallies and start something.

That's actually a cosplayer. You notice from the ringlets-or lack thereof.

Lord Mala wrote:

Ah I love the old days, you know what they used to do to people like her when they would disrupt in a place like this? They would be carried out in a stretcher folks!

Everyone, a stretcher for Mala!

Lord Mala wrote:

We see this girl hollering and hollering and some people are just giving her big high 5's. Like to punch her in the face!

And tear gas and cuff follows for the puncher.

Lord Mala wrote:

So we are going to build a barrier all around Earth and it is a beautiful barrier, believe me. No body can build a better barrier than Lord Mala. I will build a great barrier, believe me.

Aside the fact it would be useless and we proved it with the capture of Unicornicopia, you Unicornicopians have a horrible track record with that.

Lord Mala wrote:

Now, look at the problem folks. We see that when we have big problems, both Serenity aka Crooked Usagi and Endymion play "sick" to get out of things. Now don't you want somebody who would do a better job? I mean come on people.

How do you top coming back to life to defeat an alien invasion, exactly?

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So I see that Liddle Hotaru has been making false stories about me. Saying that I am a very unstable person. She's all just part of the fake news media trying to make Crooked Usagi look great. Her and Lying Minako both have much to answer. And then you got Ami, who just called me a moron. Well I say this to Ami. I challenge her to a battle of the highest IQ and nobody has an IQ that's as great at mine, believe me.

_________________Credit to Prince Rose for adding the borderline to the sig.

So I got some big news, and believe me it is real big news. So big that those who currently support Usagi will go to support me straight away. My news is, that Usagi was not born on Earth, but on the Moon. The Moon is not even a planet, I don't know why they all think she's legit. She needs to show her birth certificate to prove she was on Earth and it must be real birth certificate, not a fake.

Now I know that I'm really ahead, but this news will help me not only win, I will win by a landslide, believe me.

And we all know that Mars is going to pay for the barrier. We will build a gorgeous, fantastic, strong barrier and Mars will be paying for it, mark my words.

And who made such a fake dossier on me saying that I have ties to the Dark Kingdom? Did the Dark Kingdom do this? Did Minako do this? I know something is up.

_________________Credit to Prince Rose for adding the borderline to the sig.