BREAKING: Empire Avenue Squirrel Questioned

EDMONTON, AB 4:03PM CST – An unnamed source close to the investigation has confirmed to THE INFLUENCIER that agents from Interpol’s Cybercrime Division were on site at Empire Avenue Headquarters to question Sir Rudiger Esquirrel, a former Server Room Intern who now works in the Marketing Department. Interpol has listed Rudiger Esquirel as a “Rodent of Interest” in an ongoing investigation. It is unknown to THE INFLUENCIER at this point, the focus of the inquiry or content of the questions posed to Esquirel.

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