St. Joe's dunk team can't actually dunk

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You'd think that "being able to dunk a basketball" would be a requirement for being in a halftime show dedicated to trick dunks, but apparently a lack of ups doesn't preclude you from joining St. Joe's dunk team.

Deadspin posted this video that a reader shot during halftime of last night's St. Joe's/Butler matchup. It's a truly inspiring video that teaches the viewer to never, ever, ever give up on their dreams even if they fail spectaularly while trying to carry out said dream in front of a crowded arena.

Oh, it also teaches us that it's never okay to hold your phone vertically when shooting video.