LCC4 live relay

"The Disrespectful Goat"
A beautiful woman was riding across a bridge when she was stopped by a goat. "O beautiful woman!" said the goat. "You please me. I wish to marry you."
The woman laughed. "Why would you want to marry me? You don't even know my name."
"Your name?" asked the goat. "I didn't ask about your name: I asked you to marry me. What is your answer?"
"This is my answer," said the woman who sliced the goat's head off with her arakh.
The goat's head, lying on the bank, then said, "So...is that a yes?"

The original language of the first torch was Dothraki. See the entire relay at
http://dedalvs.com/relay/previous/lcc4.html
This story was also the #conlang challenge of the week for week 21, 2011.