Time killer: The “lolcat” Bible

If the word “lolcat” doesn’t mean anything to you, do yourself a favor and peruse ICanHazCheezburger.com (and, for lolcat lite, CuteOverload.com). It shouldn’t take long for you to see precisely what a “lolcat” is — an Internet-forged breed of photo feline (or other furry thing) that oozes adorability and speaks in a made-up, misspelled, z-stuffed dialect that’s almost as fun to read as it is to write.

Now that dialect has made the jump from small-time photo captions to … wait for it … the Bible.