I don't get the relevance. Is she a midget? Or is the fellatio-forcing demon a midget?

vailpass

06-06-2012, 05:08 PM

I am physically repulsed by midgets. I can't help it, they creep me out.
Every time we've been to Pericos in Cancun my wife has called over that godamn midget and had him bring me drinks or ask if I needed my cigarette lit.
*shiver*

Donger

06-06-2012, 05:11 PM

I am physically repulsed by midgets. I can't help it, they creep me out.
Every time we've been to Pericos in Cancun my wife has called over that godamn midget and had him bring me drinks or ask if I needed my cigarette lit.
*shiver*

It's the pudgy, little digits, isn't it.

vailpass

06-06-2012, 05:18 PM

It's the pudgy, little digits, isn't it.

Actually yes, and their distorted little faces and impossibly disproportionate leg-body-head ratio. I know how cruel it sounds and I'm sorry, I can't help it.

bevischief

06-06-2012, 05:20 PM

Midget clowns.

Donger

06-06-2012, 05:21 PM

Actually yes, and their distorted little faces and impossibly disproportionate leg-body-head ratio. I know how cruel it sounds and I'm sorry, I can't help it.

It's okay. I know what you mean. Just know that we are people too.

vailpass

06-06-2012, 05:22 PM

It's okay. I know what you mean. Just know that we are little people too.

LMAO

Donger

06-06-2012, 05:23 PM

LMAO

No, really, I have dwarfism.

vailpass

06-06-2012, 05:24 PM

No, really, I have dwarfism.

Did you fatfinger the keyboard as you were typing this?

Donger

06-06-2012, 05:25 PM

Did you fatfinger the keyboard as you were typing this?

No.

vailpass

06-06-2012, 05:26 PM

No.

Well okay then. I certainly hope I haven't offended you.

JD10367

06-06-2012, 05:28 PM

No, really, I have dwarfism.

If it's only your penis, that doesn't count. :)

Donger

06-06-2012, 05:30 PM

Well okay then. I certainly hope I haven't offended you.

No, you haven't. Then again, I "suffer" from proportionate dwarfism, not disproportionate.

vailpass

06-06-2012, 05:34 PM

No, you haven't. Then again, I "suffer" from proportionate dwarfism, not disproportionate.

Any idea what the ratio is between proportionate and disproportionate dwarfism?

listopencil

06-06-2012, 05:35 PM

It's a complicated issue. I think that midgets might be harder to catch. The smaller size might make them more evasive. On the other hand, I would assume that they lack the necessary strength to break free if/when you do catch them.

Donger

06-06-2012, 05:41 PM

Any idea what the ratio is between proportionate and disproportionate dwarfism?

yes been raped by one ... took her dancing she stood on my boots and i danced around with her .. as the nite ended she unzipped me fly and raped me member with her little snarl-like mouth .. end of story .....

Rain Man

06-06-2012, 06:57 PM

No, you haven't. Then again, I "suffer" from proportionate dwarfism, not disproportionate.

I always wondered why your threads show up on the bottom half of my screen.

listopencil

06-06-2012, 09:49 PM

I always wondered why your threads show up on the bottom half of my screen.

Racist.

Lumpy

06-06-2012, 10:05 PM

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo351/EMPIR3BALL3R/midget.jpg

bevischief

06-07-2012, 06:45 AM

yes been raped by one ... took her dancing she stood on my boots and i danced around with her .. as the nite ended she unzipped me fly and raped me member with her little snarl-like mouth .. end of story .....

Pics or it didn't happen.

blaise

06-07-2012, 06:50 AM

Midgets just want a little pussy.

tooge

06-07-2012, 07:07 AM

midgets are gross. Sorry. I don't want to rape a midget. I've thought about it just to see if they are as gross as I think, but every time I'm just about to rape a midget, I just can't get past those little bow legs. Yuck