9. ROOT CAUSE

There is a root cause for all this. I even managed to distill it into bumper sticker format, which is now plastered on the tailgate of my Ford Ranger.

OUR INSTITUTIONS ARE INFESTED WITH CORRUPT SOCIOPATHS

The people our planet relies on to run everything for the good of everybody ARE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY* and they are succeeding in running the entire planet and the future of everyone on it INTO THE GROUND!

I GOT MINE AND SCREW YOU is no way to run a planet, son.

-90% Jimmy

*We're only in it for the money is one of my favorite original Mothers of Invention albums