As an agreement nears completion, we have been asked by
numerous sources to explain in a simple manner the true nature of
the new Wye Agreement negotiated by Israeli Prime Minister Ehud
Barak. Broken into its essential ingredients this is what has
been agreed to:

4. Freedom from prison of a large number of veteran
well-trained terrorists, who will be able to train a whole new
generation of murderers of Jews [To protect Israeli's Barak is
demanding that they sign a paper saying that they will not kill
any more Jews. This Israeli form of mental masturbation could
also be used to empty the overcrowded prisons in America]

5. A safe passage for terrorists to move from Gaza to Judea
and Samaria

6. A port for Palestinian terrorists to bring in heavy
military weapons for the future wars with Israel

7. An opportunity to sow discord among the Israelis

8. International recognition/aid/ and thanks from Europe and
America for agreeing to accept these benefits

American Tactical/Political/Strategic
Benefits

1. Increased influence in the Arab world for a few minutes

2. The State Department, which never supported the
establishment of Israel in 1948, will finally get to "stick
it to those pesky Jews."

European Tactical/Political/Strategic Benefits

1. They will get to "stick it to those pesky
Jews" for the second time this century

Israeli Tactical/Political/Strategic
Benefits

1. Post-Zionist Israelis will finally succeed in destroying
their evil state

2. Shimon Peres will be able to push his grand idea of a very
large boat to carry the Israelis on the seas. Land, as he says,
is passe....no longer necessary...

3. As Israel self-destructs, suicide-prone individuals will be
considered "prophetic" and great leaders.