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Saturday, August 19, 2006

You Can Do Me in the Morning, You Can Do Me in the Night

:: snort ::

"What?"

"Oh, there's an advertisement in Martha Stewart Living this month for a fair that celebrates! twenty! five! years! of! good! things! and tickets are a hundred and fifty-five bucks just to get in the door, doing workshops cost even more."

"For a hundred and fifty-five dollars, I'd expect Martha Stewart to be there."

"Oh, she'll be there. But for a hundred and fifty-five dollars I'd expect her to go down on me too."

I don't know. Martha is such an entrepreneur that if she had any expertise in that area I'd expect her to start a new spin-off franchise. I have a few ideas for what the show could be titled, but I'll spare you for now...