Negi turns and smiles at them, his shiny smile and sparkles around his head hitting them like an orbital country-busting cannon."Shiori...""Yes Homura?""I think I see now why you changed sides..."

Hmm well Negi wasn't hit with Rewrite, though it could be possible... you know I think we just discovered foreshadowing, remember how Rakan's arms were blast off by Lifemaker's attack? Akamatsu was Checkov Gunning the fact that Lifemaker's attacks erase "programs"

Oh so it was Guilty Pleasure? I need to take a peek at the movie then.

"Final Fusioooon!"Lifemaker yells and her robe flies away leaving her naked, Nagi goes "WTF!?""Penis... CONNECTO"And Zhect transforms into a large penis which, like a Power Rangers Movie docks into Lifemaker's pussy.Now, standing there with a huge penis aimed at Nagi"Now I can properly Screw with you""OH HELL NOOOO"Nagi starts to run.

That's not fair you know. Reminds me of Asterix, where Romans were complaining over somebody's singing. That they have weapons that should be prohibited to use. That's what Negi is. He is the walking definition of charisma. Complete opposite to his racist dad who called Fate... Shivers from shock coming from such terrible attitude.* … white prick! XD[link]I have this thing called Unlocker in my computer. When you try to delete a folder or file and it says that it is used by another program or can't be deleted? I use this. It releases any connection it has and allows to delete the necessary thing. Lifemaker will be pressing that button in future chapters. “Delete, delete, fucking delete! DELETE SPRINGFIELD.EXE!”

I think there were more than one... one more horrible than other.

The final power that can defeat Nagi. So there is something to stop that broken bastard. Although it might not work on Negi.Negi: *Blushes and covers folds his arms around himself with scared blushing face.* “Please don't point that thing at me...”Lifemaker: “So... so... CUTE! *Premature ejaculation.*And there went the ammunition not hitting the target.

Part II in the thrilling adventures of Lifemaker and her penis! Stay tuned!Evangeline takes her revenge!

Eva: “Hooo? Is that you true power? You've gone senile if you think that this can stop me, old hag! Release! Chachafuta rape troops! ATTACK!”Lifemaker: *Can only wince when an army of Evangeline's robots attack her like those dolls Alice used on Marisa on that picture you showed me.

[laughs] Unless we Gender-Bend Nanoha, Fate, Vita and... Oh let's say Signum and pull the same kind of thing XD But yeah that was pure badass. Still by the Law of Meme Nanoha is the Queen of Befriending

I can already see Chisame having to be restrained, else she'll brutally murder Paru.

Hah, all it took was an explosion brighter than the sun, the ruining of the entire local landscape and some epic beat-downs with apparitions significant in both Negi's and Fate's pasts.......You know?>.><.<He might have actually topped Nanoha when it comes to explosive befriending of people.

*runs away before it can be assaulted for a revolutionary idea that may be seen as heresy in its infancy*

Oh I dunno, if those Five Starlight Breakers in the ending of StrikerS were shot Anywhere outside Cradle and at Anyone besides Vivio aka "Tanking your best attacks easily" Saint Kaiser I would say there would be no ground to stand on after Nanoha's befriending ^^

Maybe, it's debatable... I don't think that one actually counts, since Vivio was already befriended, she was just under the control of that asshole whose name I shall not bother spelling. If she'd had a choice, she wouldn't have fought her Nanoha-mama...

As I said though, it's debatable...

Plus, we have no real scale to know how powerful Negi's last attack was, since a large part of it was nullified with Fate's own (particularly since we have the typical Earth vs Air elemental interaction coming into play to some extent...). There's no way to know how destructive it really is when directed at a less worthy target. Plus, the little monster might be every bit as resilient as Saint Kaiser with the offensive capability to actually top Nanoha without outside boosts like the cartridge system.

I mean come on... He went through how much beat down since he awoke? Then, he took that fist to the face from Fate with no active defenses at all! THAT is something Nanoha can't match. AND, if the befriending wasn't completed here, it was implied that both of them could do even WORSE than that...

True enough, though we are comparing the firepower here. And Nanoha DID blew her way halfway through that ancient warship with Anti-Magic Field On and she wasn't even using her strongest attack True, who cares anyway, power levels in various series' are different so there is not that much point in comparing them

True though the question is, was it nullified or strengthened ? I mean all that energy wouldn't just Vanish it had to go somewhere, and when you smack two powerful attacks into each other you must expect like a large BOOM.

Well he was already a Magia Erebea Demon when Fate smacked him in the face so... and there Was that one time Nanoha stopped both Subaru and Teanas attack bare-handed. Sure neither of the girls can compare with Fate but Nanoha was just a normal woman while Negi is already a demonic being by that point.

Meh, let's stop it, it doesn't lead anywhere. I simply acknowledge, by the power of Meme that Nanoha is the Befriending Queen and leave it at that ^^

Then, perhaps marriage is in order, we shall have a Queen and she shall have a King! *cheers for the future King and Queen of Violent Befriending* Because Negi is manly enough to turn Nanoha straight, or at least bi and then drag Fate with her! More harem girls for Negi. XD

Let's just hope they don't wanna befriend the same person at the same time, because I'm not sure whomever it is would survive it... Or the planet they were on...

Naaah there is no need to turn her bi, she already is Bi. At least in my version, poor Yuuno what will Mistress Nanoha do to the poor guy [grins] Though once I wrote a little omake in which Nanoha tried to Befriend Emiya Shirou with 5x Starlight Breaker... and he was still standing after that, Nanoha promptly proposed XD

[imagines them trying to befriend Evangeline at the same time... and she'd end in their bed moaning for more from her Master and Mistress XD

Yes, yes it shall. And it shall once again be LEGENDARY. Also, I'm on the bet pool for Ayaka asking Negi to make a pactio with her once they return. And for fighting with Asuna over it. XD

I seriously don't get how the Gravekeeper's Palace is still standing after all of that! Then again, considering it's a Final Dungeon, it'll probably start to crumble right after they start planning to leave.

Yeah there is always a chance for that, still Lifemaker created Fate so he could find his own way and answers. He found them so betrayal is unlikely. Whenever, wherever one person befriends the hell out of another Mistress Nanoha watches, and gives a thumb up.

[chuckles] Guess we are not that different I drop girls on my OC and even planned for what she'll be doing in "afterlife" (if you can call being in Throne of Heroes and afterlife.

I'm wondering, though: why did Lifemaker allow Fate so much freedom?I'm not sure if Mistress Nanoha would give a thumbs up. It might just make her needy for her pets...

Hayate: Seth-chan, do *you* have a long tongue, like Glossa-tan?Seth: Hayate-sama, I don't want to answer that.Glossa: Yes, Hayate-sama, Master also has a long tongue.Hayate: *Cheshire Cat smile* Oh? Thanks Glossa-tan...*glomps Seth*