"Doors that can fly open as you drive? Sunroofs that can leak or fall out? They might not sound like the kind of problems that can bedevil a high-end luxury vehicle -- but they were the subject of two Land Rover recalls on Wednesday."

Well, these are defects I never have to worry about! No sunroof and doors that don't open even when I want them to

I test drove a new Land Rover last week and good to see they are as unreliable as ever. The one I drove already had a warning light on and stumbled when you accelerated from a dead stop.

At least with a Defender you know you bought a bucket of bolts. No pretenses.