May 1, 2006

Who knows what all the two men talked about after the White House Correspondents Dinner? All the reporter could wrest out of Ludacris was "Um, we didn't really talk about much." Scalia offered little additional detail: "I just said hello," and "He has a deep voice, doesn't he?"

5- Better no exit strategy in bed, than a Democrat who likes to pull out early.

4- Test your "Guy Q":

Who is sexier?

(a) Nino Scalia(b) David Souter(c) Ruth Bader Buzzi

3- A Hummer is bigger, better, and badder than a Prius.

2- They start a lot of wars, by ignoring problems so that they build up; by not taking out the bad guys when they had a chance; and by making peace with maniacs, which Republicans later take the rap for.

1- She can't find any eligible Democrats to date, because they all emigrated to Canada after 2004.

#7: OK, although 'don't do cigars' would get you a touche. Although I don't know-- she might bite.

#6: Where Republicans are on illegal aliens-- confused??, because I'm not sure where Republicans are on illegal aliens-- The President's guest worker program, Tancredo's wall, McCain's amnesty (except not calling it that-- but if it walks like a duck...), Kyl and Cornin's pass a law reiterating that they have to go home, just like we have now, Hagel's send them home and have them turn around and come right back in, Hayworth's felony charge bill, Jeff Flake's 'do what works best for business' stance, or the great majority who seem to be flip-flopping every time there is a new demonstration by one side or another? I guess that gives Democrats plenty of room because Republicans over the past month or so have been all over the map on that issue. And no, I can't think of an issue where the Democrats have been so inconsistent with each other lately.

5. Touche.

4. Well, since I'm a straight guy, Bader wins by default. Even if it's only what she's got on.

2. You mean, building up Saddam and Osama in the 1980's and backing out on the Shiite rebels in 1991? Oh, you mean after that.

1. Well, Canadians' healthcare system only costs 9.7 % of their GDP vs. 15.3% of our own, based on 2003 statistics by the WHO. And they live longer than we do. Must be the balmy climate.

However, I will give you your due. I copied Rep. Sanchez' list down so you win by virtue of non-plagiarism. In fact, Victoria, for somebody that's always on the wrong side of every issue, you're pretty cool. Just always wrong.

- if I had a hatchet, I'd chop in the morning, I'd chop in the evening...all over this land, I'd chop out danger, I'd chop out a warning............... there is nothing quite like the heft and feel of cured hickory beneath a sharp axe head

Linda over-flatters herself if she thinks we on the right want to date her, and her very hot and engaging sister Loretta. There's no and about it. It's not surprising that the Hon. Ms. Sanchez doesn't get much play and can feign like she's writing off half the single men in the country. I'm pretty sure that they weren't very interested to begin with. She's got a rare combination a nasty demeanor, arrogance, and strident left wing politics. Maybe it's just my dumb paternalistic conservative aesthetic, but I don't find her trifecta of personality traits attractive, and when you tie those attributes to C- looks*... Ick. But hey, if you Dem boys are into that, if hearing somebody ridicule Republican penii makes you all tingly, please, be my guest. Knock yourself out.

*No, it's not that she's heavy, I know a lot of incredibly attractive big girls... it's that when somebody has a nasty personality it just radiates ugly outwards. I know, I know, jokes about tiny d1cked Republicans screwing the poor and minorities are really funny and the most original thing you've ever heard... and John Stewart is an innovative political thinker, too.

I heard on the radio that Scalia recently said "who ever said that execution had to be painless" in discussing a case before the court alleging that prisons don't use up-to-date drugs for euthanasia (i.e.executions),that some still use drugs on convicted prisoners that even veterinarians don't use on animals anymore.

bloggadog: well, it is a reasonable point. Animals are being euthanized, not punished. Why should retributive execution necessarily be painless?

I'm not saying we should go back to drawing and quartering people, I'm just saying that it seems a little silly to be worried if killing someone hurts -- we are killing them after all, not giving them sweet kisses.

I just love it when two worlds collide and everyone is forced to rub shoulders. Like, when Andy Warhol was hanging out with the Reagan Kitchen Cabinet--- Or, when Cher was forced to break bread with all those Republicans at Sonny's funeral!