Get Sexy For Summer With Lovehoney - F Cup Cookies

Over the course of May, our intrepid sex toy testers have been trying out different sex related products to see if they aid them in becoming sexy for summer. Now it's time to see if these bizarre cookies from Japan can give you the bikini-perfect bust you really want…

F Cup Cookies have been making quite a name for themselves in the media. From Radio 1 to the Sunday Mail, everyone has been conducting their own experiments to see if these sweet samples of Japanese confectionary really work.

Their claim is that by eating 1 - 2 cookies a day you can increase your breast size up to a Japanese F cup which is approximately a UK size DD.

Each cookie is just 70 calories and contains a herbal breast enhancer called Pueraria Mirifica which has a high concentration of phytoestrogens. These work much in the same way as hormonal estrogen by maximizing blood flow and encouraging growth and maintenance of breast tissue.

The effect is supposed to be permanent and leave you with a bust to be proud of in a relatively short space of time.

Lovehoney already sell breast enhancing products but the results of the F Cup Cookie test is sure to influence if the product will be stocked in future.

And what better person to try them out than myself! After all, I could always do with a little boost in the nork department…

Carly says:

For those that are new to the blog, my name is Carly and I have always wanted bigger breasts. However, that's not to say that I'm disappointed with my current cleavage - in fact, I'm quite happy with my shapely 34B's - but I've always fancied going bigger.

The reason for this is simple: I like boobs. And if I can have more boobs in a painless and easy way - why wouldn't I?

Bigger breasts would make me feel more confident, more womanly and give me something to play with whilst I watch Come Dine With Me.

When I first decided to try F Cup Cookies I was very positive about the whole thing. The reports and experiments in the media had been successful so the likelihood of them working for me was pretty high too.

For one month I took 2 cookies a day, one with my lunch and one after dinner, and washed them down with plenty of water, as instructed on the website.

The taste wasn't particularly exciting and the texture left a lot to be desired. Imagine taking mud from Glastonbury Festival, freeze drying it then taking a bite. It was like that. I could see why they were advising people to have a drink after…

However, being a boob martyr, I soldiered on and religiously took 2 cookies a day for 30 days, enduring a taste that was more boring than a mountain of rice cakes and a texture that was dustier than my nan. All in the name of a bigger rack, of course.

During my first week I decided to do breast enhancing exercises. These would strengthen the pectoral muscles and make it easier for my body to handle my soon-to-be bountiful chest cushions. By the end of week 1 however, my breasts were exactly the same size: 34 inches under bust, 35.5 inches on bust.

When the end of week 2 rolled around, my breasts were slightly bigger! They had grown to a rather impressive 36 inches! However, the very next day I came on and realised that the increase in size was due to natural bodily hormones, not the cookies.

Week 3 came and went and surprisingly, my boobs were smaller than my original measurements! May I be the first to say 'WTF?!' Oh breasts, your squidginess is slipping from my grasp…

That brings us up to now. Week 4. As I measure my breasts for the final time I am actually rather disappointed to announce that they have not changed size or shape. They are back to their original size and I feel annoyed that I have missed out on a month's worth of cheesecake in favour of these little blocks of pure evil as a dessert!

Bah!

Carly's Sexy Summer Tip

If you want bigger, firmer breasts don't buy F Cup Cookies. They are made of fail.

The Results

I tested F Cup Cookies over the course of 1 month, eating two cookies at regular intervals every day.

I tracked my breast size, waist size, hip size and weight every day in order to see exactly how the cookies worked.

So… Did it work?

Do you feel sexy for summer after using F Cup Cookies?

Not in the slightest. My boobs look and feel exactly the same and don't fill out my bikini how I was imagining them to (a la Kelly Brook).

I think that the 'effects' other people have reported are due to water retention. After all, these cookies contain a fair amount of salt and the excessive amount of water you are advised to drink with the cookies of breastacular disappointment has to go somewhere.

Maybe I'm bitter that I'm part of the 5% of women that Pueraria Mirifica doesn't work on or maybe they just don't work at all. Either way, unless Lovehoney can guarantee that a product is good, it won't be stocked and F Cup Cookies fall way short of the mark.

Comments (1)

josh:September 18, 2013 08:08

Aww sorry dears. It would be good if you got the desired results but its better you be proud of what you got and find a way to make it work for you and feel comfortable. So don't fret, your boobs don't own you, you do. Show them who is boss.

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