The wonderfully named Piddlehinton is home to the River Piddle and Piddle Valley School, not to mention the Dorset Piddle Microbrewery. The only piddle-related place you WON'T find there is Piddles Wood, which is actually next to Fiddleford (we promise we're not making this up).

If you're wondering why Shitterton has a sign carved from a gigantic block of Purbeck Stone, it's because the old sign kept getting stolen (and the residents eventually got so fed up they clubbed together to buy a less stealable version).