Me likey. Ladies, if you are over 35, then at a minimum, you should look like Jen. Otherwise you must be a fat American ho that got knocked up and let herself go (because your husband is legally bound to you and the kids).

Jen’s talents and only reason for popularity are showing. Stop trying to shove her down our throats as some sort of legitmate “movie star”. She was on Friends, chicks dug her hair and the guys dug her nipples. That’s it, end of story.