Rick Santorum-san is Obama-san’s agenda, we believe that rather than some bogus theology,and theology are based on based on the Bible. Rick Santorum-san does not mean to question the faith of Obama. He has been considered to be Christian in his charming on the practice of Christianity is different from the President of the stripe. Arigato gozaimasu.

Like I said, some things are funny but defy all explanation.
(HT: Newsweek Tumblr)