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Mismanagement Team

These are the people to blame for this kennel. If you have questions they are the ones to ask. Look for any of them at a Hash!

Grand Master (GM) – Lone WankerLike a lazy, unqualified
child who inherited the company and gets to call himself the “boss” but
doesn’t really do anything, the GM manages the kennel from his
high-horse and pretends that he matters (and picks up the slack from the
other MisManagers while keeping the kennel from spiraling to its
death).Religious Advisor (RA) – Lone Wanker and Dick JackerRuns
Chalk Talk and Circle. Handles introductions, down-down instructions,
etc. Leads the group in song and upholds hash traditions.Hash Cash – Khal Drunko the TurdLike a Hash treasurer. Collects Hash Cash, keeps tabs on attendance, manages our tiny hash fund, and embezzles money.Beer Meister – Poonshine in ParadiseResponsible
for obtaining beverages/food/ice for each hash, getting loaded coolers
to the hare(s) before each hash, and storing coolers and leftovers
between hashes.Hare Raiser – Brazilian Whacks OffEnsures
that every planned hash has one or more hares by actively annoying
hashers until they commit to doing it. Creates and updates events on
our various websites.Web Meister – KockasuckiManages
the website, as well as social media groups (Facebook, Meetup, etc.),
and updates them periodically and subject to MisManagement requests.Hash Flash/Hash Trash – GeoloJew and Eyes Wide ShartTakes
pictures at every hash, posts them to our social media sites, and
writes a little summary about what happened. Summaries include:
interesting things that happened on trail, namings, embarrassing/stupid
moments, birthdays, etc.Haberdasher – Full Metal Jack ItDesigns, creates, obtains, and distributes/sells, FUCH3 hash swag, such as patches, t-shirts, business cards, etc.

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