"And Lo, a great horse will come from the sky and it will graze
in the pasture of wrath!", thus spake the celebrated seer Michel
de Nostradame in 1555. Well, given recent events, I think we all know
what he was referring to.

Nostradamus was famous for his uncannily accurate predictions. Nostradumas
- literally "our dumb-ass" was born in 1503 to Mary and Phil
Nostradamus, and had a happy if forgettable childhood. However, he grew
up to be the most famous Nostradamus in history!

Nostradamus' fame has risen in recent years as more and more people
become hooked on his predictions. Amongst his most notorious predictions
were those referring to Hitler - " and at some point in the
future a man of evil will strike fear into all " and the assassination
of JFK " a great leader will die "

He even successfully predicted his own death in the quatrain: "Jesus!
That thing is heading right at us. Move out of the .". Scholars
have puzzled for centuries over what Nostradumas was referring to. But
puzzle is all we can do, since Nostradamus (Mike to his friends) cannot
speak from beyond the grave - he was killed by a runaway carthorse.