There are almost too many amazing quotes in the video to recount -- highlights include "I would buy anything as long as it had an 'LV' on it; I would buy bread," and "I want to be the next Kate Moss" -- but the best visual moment is probably when Weir stands in front of his "Balenciaga tree" (an umbrella tree piled high with hanging Balenciaga bags in all the colors of the rainbow), and proclaims, "I change my bag every day." So would we, Johnny. So would we.