"Can you tell us about the character you play in 'Royal Pins?'" asked Osbourne. She was quickly corrected by her fellow panel members, and simply asked again, "What is the character?" Benz laughed it off. "For those of you who watch the show, I play the mom to Libby, and I'm a lesbian alpaca farmer," she said.

That thunderous pop you just head was the sound of ABC dropping pretty much every single one of its bubble shows at once.

The network has reportedly canceled most of its lowest-rated series, including veterans 'Brothers & Sisters' and 'V' as well as newbies 'Off the Map,' 'No Ordinary Family,' 'Detroit 187,' 'Better With You' and 'Mr. Sunshine.'

Last weekend was Wizard World Comic Con's sophomore effort in Toronto, and there was a definite increase in attendance this time around (compared to last year). Though attendees were sparse on Friday evening, by Saturday the turnout was much more respectable, thanks to high profile guests like 'Dexter' and 'No Ordinary Family's Julie Benz, 'Kids in the Hall's Scott Thompson and Lando Calrissian himself -- Billy Dee Williams.

After all, where else could you hear Williams get his "William Shatner on" as he recited spoken-word poetry to a smooth jazz accompaniment in an exclusive live performance? Or hear Julie Benz reveal that 'Desperate Housewives' co-star Dana Delany was the best kisser she's worked with, topping David Boreanaz, Michael C. Hall and Michael Chiklis? Or maybe you would have liked to shout 'Penis!' in order to get an autographed photo of Scott Thompson. Or you could watch Chewbacca and Boba Fett argue over which ship is faster -- Slave I or The Millennium Falcon. (For the record, the Falcon won out.)

All that and more happened at Wizard World this year and luckily for you, we were there to report back all the geek-tastic highlights.

O Eric Balfour! How we miss you on 'Haven' even more when you turn in cheesy performances like this one on 'No Ordinary Family' (Tue., 8PM ET on ABC). Balfour was a beastly villain complete with bizarre claws, fangs and super-scary eyes.

He also apparently has super-strength to match Jim Powell's, which is bad for Jim. At least for awhile.

We understand that 'Family' is trying to be a somewhat light-hearted take on the superhero genre, and we even applauded the idea when the season began. But we didn't mean for it to start looking like a Syfy Saturday original movie.

C'mon, you know that's exactly what this fight scene made you think of.

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The series, which stars Michael Chiklis and Julie Benz, has been struggling in the Nielsen ratings. Now, Entertainment Weekly is reporting that former 'The Shield' star Chiklis has joined a new CBS comedy pilot.

The pilot, 'Vince Uncensored,' is executive produced by Conan O'Brien and follows a man who changes how he lives after a transformative experience. Chiklis's involvement in 'Vince' is in second position to 'No Ordinary Family.'

Alert all 'BSG' fans! Former Cylons Lucy Lawless and Tricia Helfer guest-star on 'No Ordinary Family' (Tue., 8PM ET on ABC). The mysterious Mrs. X (perhaps a nod to Lawless' 'Xena' days?) directs sexy Sophie (Helfer) to use her feminine wiles to turn Jim Powell all googly-eyed and control his every action.

He's mesmerized by the former Cylon, but Jim's wife Stephanie combats her charms with real love. "How did you know your kiss would break Sophie's spell?" Jim asks her. She replies, "I kissed you for me. I needed you to remember who we are together."

So the master plan to destroy Dr. King's facility is thwarted. "No blast, no nothing," says Mrs. X. Sophie answers, "I don't know what happened. I had everything planned out perfectly." "I'll be calling on you again," says Mrs. X. No she won't...

Matthew Perry is no dummy. After over three decades in this business -- 10 years of that on 'Friends,' one of the most popular shows in TV history -- 'Mr. Sunshine''s leading man is pulling out all the stops to make his new show a success (Wednesdays, 9:30PM ET on ABC).

This week's big draw? Guest star Nick Jonas as Eli Cutler, a teen rock star playing at the Sunshine Center who is moody, demanding and hell-bent on making Perry's Ben Donovan miserable.

I caught up with Jonas, who is genuinely funny in this episode and shows off some serious acting chops, to talk about his inspiration for Eli and his own celebrity demands. He also dished about his favorite TV shows, wanting to be on 'Glee' and the most random people he follows on Twitter.

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Lucy Lawless has joined the cast of 'No Ordinary Family' to give the Powells a healthy butt-kicking.

According to TVLine, the 'Xena' and 'Battlestar Galactica' star will appear in five episodes, with her story arc leading up to the season finale.

Lawless, who can currently be seen in Starz's 'Spartacus: Gods of the Arena,' will play a potential adversary for the Powells. Her agenda might put the Powell family in danger.

Following 'No Ordinary Family,' Lawless will shoot the new season of 'Spartacus: Blood & Sand.'

In other TV news ...

• Callum Blue is reprising his 'Smallville' role. The 'Dead Like Me' veteran is returning to the CW show as Zod in one of the final five episodes of the season. [TV Guide]

• Justin Bieber and Ozzy Osbourne, the new dynamic duo? Well, they will be during the Super Bowl. Bieber will appear alongside Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne in a Best Buy commercial. [Entertainment Weekly]

• ABC has scheduled its first summer show: a CIA drama about a missing child. 'Missing' follows a former CIA agent who travels to Italy in search of her son who has gone missing during a summer internship. [EW]

Michael Clarke Duncan will guest star on 'Bones' in an episode that will serve as a backdoor pilot for a spinoff.

Duncan will play Leo, described as a cowboy philosopher. The proposed spinoff is based on 'The Locator' books by Richard Greener. The novels follow Walter Sherman, a former member of the military police. According to TVLine, the role of Walter has not yet been cast. Duncan's Leo is partners with the main character.

This could be the first regular TV gig for 'The Green Mile' star.

In other TV news ...

• Loretta Devine is returning to 'Grey's Anatomy.' The 'Boston Public' veteran is reprising her role of Adele Webber in a mid-February episode. [E! Online]

• In other ABC medical drama casting, Paula Malcolmson will guest on 'Private Practice.' The 'Caprica' star pops up in episode 14 as the wife of a convicted killer. [TV Guide]

• Eric Balfour has been tapped to guest on 'No Ordinary Family.' The '24' star will play Marcus Winnick, a death row inmate for two episodes. Look for him in March. [TV Guide]

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Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow is returning to 'Glee' for another singalong this season.

The 'Country Strong' actress confirmed the news to 'Access Hollywood.' Paltrow first appeared on the hit Fox series in November as substitute teacher Holly Holiday. She sang a few numbers with the cast, including Cee Lo Green's 'Forget You.'

'Glee' will be back in February with new episodes following the Super Bowl. CBS News anchor Katie Couric will guest star.

No word on when Paltrow's character will return, though May sweeps is a good guess.

In other casting news ...• Dane Cook will appear on 'Hawaii Five-0.' The comedian has been tapped to play Danno's (Scott Caan) brother. He'll appear in February. [Entertainment Weekly]• Anthony Michael Hall is heading to ABC's 'No Ordinary Family.' The '80s film star will appear in February as a "force to be reckoned with." [TV Guide]• 'ER' veteran Parminder Nagra has joined the cast of Fox's 'Alcatraz.' Nagra will play Lucy, a lab technician. The J.J. Abrams project has also added Robert Forster as Ray Archer, a retired detective who now owns a cop hangout bar. [Deadline Hollywood]