My son’s birthday is in a few weeks. I have no idea how Gillette knows this. Today in the mail he got a razor, along with a (not so) helpful book about how he’s a big boy now. Some of the cringe inducing quotes:

“Your first shave won’t make you a man but your first real shave will get you pretty damn close.”

Wow. Who knew the first time I shaved my legs I was turning into a man?