rerun - November 24, 2010, 10:17 pm

where did virginity enter into the calculation?

agdaniele - November 24, 2010, 10:16 pm

Not a scientific one, I can't.

Claire - November 24, 2010, 10:12 pm

You can't lose your virginity to a calculator, anyway...

rerun - November 24, 2010, 9:00 pm

joe - the site is called motiFAKE for a good reason.

joe112487 - November 24, 2010, 8:55 pm

The value of "no" is -1. You divided both sides by (no + 1), which is dividing by zero. When you learn real math, you can disprove slacker math. Also, you can't turn "No Study + Study" into "(No+1)Study" in the first place. It simplifies to "-2Study."

rerun - November 24, 2010, 12:35 pm

I did a random google search today & came accross this same image, could find no use for it. Good job.

EmilioDumphque - December 13, 2012, 6:18 pm

If our prisons were free of Catholics, that might be valid.

SCHOOL VIOLENCE - Now I know

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 10:51 pm

Why do I allow violence? Because I respect your own, individual choice to burn in Hell for eternity?

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 5:57 pm

Yeah, thats a crappy argument. It makes as much sense as saying that Gangs didnt exist in schools until they started forcing them to say "in god we trust" in the pledge of allegiance. If you are opposed to gangs, then you should take god out of the pledge

BACK TO SCHOOL -

KNOWLEDGE -

Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm

Side note: Took me 3 try's to spell Renaissance.

Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:19 pm

I realized that I will know enough to teach a high school class, and that's about it. I just prefer the Renaissance man approach to education than the specialization that seems to be the focus of the rest of the world.

agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:16 am

Chomp... if you're not flaunting the general knowledge everytime someone strikes up a conversation (with someone else) then, you're way ahead of the curve!

agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 1:15 am

LOL Icon!!!

Iconoclast - August 7, 2010, 1:08 am

BUT .....it does enable you to play trivia games

Chompers - August 7, 2010, 12:59 am

I'm majoring in liberal arts, with a minor in education.I need it to teach. Still doesn't change the fact that my classmates are pricks.

agdaniele - August 7, 2010, 12:49 am

It's the tone they have when telling you the bits that they learned.

Faceplant31 - August 7, 2010, 12:38 am

Exactly, always fun to find them yammering about somthing that you know more about than them and you school their a**!

A HUGE RED CROSS-SHAPED TARGET - Yeah... That'll tell them who not to shoot an IED at.

smalltownguy - March 16, 2011, 12:42 am

Mostly the Iraqi ambulances had the red crescent, some had both cross and crescent. Shared-use bases had both. Funny thing about the Iraqis, they would literally (often) only take patients who had cash on them.

Derek - March 16, 2011, 12:04 am

I'm told the red cross is now often accompanied by a red crescent - some people see the red cross as a religious symbol.

TehOz - March 15, 2011, 4:45 am

WTB projectile IEDs, I hear theres a great market for them in LALA Land.

smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 4:33 pm

Thanks. Soldier Medics! lol Good memories. I'll admit I'm hella glad to be out, but I do miss when I got to work on EPW's.

MilDoc - March 14, 2011, 3:56 pm

Glad you came home to tell the tale, STG. I'll give you 5 Up-Armors!

smalltownguy - March 14, 2011, 12:09 pm

In early 2004 (before armor kits)we got hit weekly by IEDs. The locals made some pretty low quality ones that weren't much better than two small mortars ***ed together. The shrapnel hits did't compare to today's stuff.So yeah cumsh**tyz I know wtf one is.

Preschooler Wisdom -

Greeny - May 1, 2013, 8:00 pm

Wait till this ph**o ends up in his high school graduation slide show

steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 7:54 pm

Thanks for the clarification. To be honest, I don't know anything about this g-a-y lifestyle stuff...I get nervous just using the rear entrance at the mall...I'd make a lousy homo***ual.

Vinxman - May 1, 2013, 7:40 pm

Why aren't the relatives concerned that the child may be color blind?

PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 7:10 pm

Hell, the kid's still in preschool. He's just as likely to turn out to be a football player (although then again that doesn't mean he won't be g-a-y anyway, hmmm)

spacedog - May 1, 2013, 5:55 pm

HA! I thought the same dang thing when I read the line about the shoes being made of zebra. Hemingway... singing the Monty Burns song See My Vest.

steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:57 am

There's a great youtube clip where a father sees his boy playing with barbies. The father tries to get him to play with gi joes. In the end the kid was imagining himself with 2 girls and imagined his dad as being g-a-y.

steve1961 - May 1, 2013, 11:50 am

So did the kid turn out to be g-a-y or not? I lost track.

Krickit - May 1, 2013, 10:29 am

The kids smile sets off my g**dar more then the shoes do.

GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:42 am

RonE??? Ron2, I meant Ron2

GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am

Then, if he passes out before me, Zippy and Flash will magically go back to their rainbow bright world. If I pass out before him, well, that lad can take care of himself no matter what he’s wearin’.

GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:19 am

Or, I’d just sit the lad down and pour him a jigger of a good single malt. Never too early to be introduced to the game of sh**s.

GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am

“So, Zippy, I was trampled by a herd of water buffalos, how’d you die?” “Well, Flash, I was taken down by a Calvin Klein rep and gutted and sewn by a six year old in Shenzhen.”

GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:17 am

No, I’d take the lad aside and talk him into giving them names and putting them on his hands as muppets, using them for show and tell.

GaryO - May 1, 2013, 9:16 am

I concur with everything RonE is sayin’, but my mind goes to the lad liking zebras so much he wore them as shoes. Hemmingway would be so proud.

Greeny - May 1, 2013, 7:18 am

Seat Belt Fail, Parenting Fail

PapaFox - May 1, 2013, 6:01 am

I think the whole point of the slide was that the adults took this far more seriously than the kids did. How much you want to bet his next pair of shoes is light-up Batman sneaks?

Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:50 am

change that they never will. Pink zebra shoes... not g**. Stupid. When he is old enough to defend himself verbally/physically... wear on brother man. Until that time. Protect him from other people the best you can. THAT... is a parents job.

Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:48 am

it would have been partially the kid who did the beating and the parents for allowing the child to be placed in that situation in the first place. No, it isn't fair. Life isn't fair. It is brutal and violent and regardless of what people try to do to..

Ron2 - May 1, 2013, 4:47 am

In a perfect world this would not be an issue. It is not a perfect world and we are charged with protecting our kids even from themselves. Kids are some of the cruelest animals on the face of the planet. Had he gotten beat up because of the shoes...

Hawamleh - May 1, 2013, 2:14 am

I'm with the great aunt and Gary on this one. Men should be raised to be men.

Silverheart - May 1, 2013, 1:17 am

Clothing color scheme doesn't have anything to do with ***ual orientation. Althoug I take issue with this kid liking zebras more than Lion5.

GaryO - April 30, 2013, 9:47 pm

So…. zebras ARE g** mules…I knew it! (sorry Papa, I have to do these things)….aaaand I’m with the great aunt on this one. Now I’m going to drag my knuckles back to my cave….occasionally peering out from the dark, blinking.

Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:19 am

Don't forget Epic Fail

THE TOWERING INFERNO -

Greybeard - December 2, 2012, 9:11 pm

Thank you all for the kind, humorous and fact filled comments. The 5 trampled small people really made me smile... : )

robbidos - December 2, 2012, 12:43 pm

5 trampled small people

CloudchaserS - December 2, 2012, 11:10 am

Fun fact. That movie inspired the song Disco Inferno (Burn Baby Burn)

MissPriss - December 2, 2012, 9:47 am

Not at all Grey. The reason it was practiced that way was to allow the smallest a glimpse of where the exit was located before the shoving, fighting mass of tall ones blocked their view. Thanks for the first 5L of my day.

Does an apple a day still keep the doctor away? 5L dear.

EVOLUTION OF MAN -

RIP -

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Yes indeed mao...I can't even guess at what those families are dealing with today.

MissPriss - December 15, 2012, 7:09 pm

The mom in me dies with every new piece of information. The decent human in me wants to do anything to stop this d*** madness. Little babies...gone. Can't even fathom what those parents are going through. I cry several times a day for all of them.

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:20 pm

Very Sad !

GaryO - December 15, 2012, 4:12 pm

Thanks for this Missy. I wanted to make a poster about it, but I’m too heartsick and pissed. Unimaginable grief and horror in that part of the world. There is no perspective for understanding such a horrific unfathomable event.

falloutghoul - December 17, 2012, 12:39 pm

Let's just hope they don't start saying "Oh, god."

IN A NUTSHELL -

Oiler - January 4, 2013, 12:16 pm

Greybeard...your point comes across just fine. My question is, if God is omnipotent, can he really be removed from schools? IMHO, God SHOULD have been there for those kids whether a simple human told him he could be there or not.

Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 8:28 am

Hindsight unfortunately is always 20/20. I wish, I had used the words "gun control" in the text of the poster but I used the acronym KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) and that ultimately clouded up the point I was trying to get across.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2012, 8:10 am

On the contrary, I think your point was well made and I don't think anyone is offended. It's really easy to get self conscious and read too much into the comments. Don't worry, you done good.

Greybeard - December 16, 2012, 3:38 am

I knew it was risky posting this & I sincerely apologize to anyone I offended. My intent was to support more stringent gun control laws. Apparently I failed to do that. My thoughts & remorse for this tragedy lie with families who lost their loved ones.

ipaprime - December 16, 2012, 1:24 am

even without religon schools can and should teach moral responability

Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:18 pm

kind of exposure fosters a understanding/respect for other peoples religions, culture ect. It would be wrong to force children to participate in these events without parental consent because as Rudedog pointed out, that is a parents responsibility.

Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:12 pm

have done little or nothing to control guns regardless of legal or illegal. It's a complicated issue at best. I don't advocate any single religion in schools but I do support people being "able" to practice their religion in public. I do believe that

Greybeard - December 15, 2012, 9:06 pm

I believe in separation of church and state also and Im not religious or politically orientated. I used the poster to get people thinking about gun control and violence in America related to guns. 181 school shootings since Columbine and the politicians

Rudedog - December 15, 2012, 7:01 pm

I love a post that ignites emotional reaction. Well done. But schools are for education. Parents need to bring up the other end.

"as you know" Huh? we don't know you, nor do we care to.

rerun - July 29, 2010, 8:06 pm

wow CB...all one has to do is look at your michael j. fox poster to know you should NOT be pointing fingers

agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 8:04 pm

crystalballer2829 - July 29, 2010, 2:14 pm

"Less than tasteful" were the wrong choice of words. I, as you know, enjoy off color humor. If this fake were to improve on the original joke, I would've given it 5L. However, it did not. I think you guys have lost your touch...

crankyhead - July 22, 2010, 4:34 pm

The teachers at this school give out homework? what? =)

Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:33 pm

Whoa, glad my comment wasnt seen as an attack. thanks for understanding ice.

ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:27 pm

Heh, heh. You crack me up, Face. ;)

Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 4:24 pm

Iceman shoot and OWNS!! And the crowd goes ape ****!!!

ICEMAN - July 22, 2010, 4:19 pm

Less than tasteful? You mean like http://www.motifake.com/michael-j-fox-michael-j-fox-demotivational-poster-99160.html?
Don't you have some homework Timmie?

crystalballer2829 - July 22, 2010, 1:34 pm

1L for ripping off a FarSide comic in a less than tasteful way. Sorry, :)

HIGH SCHOOL -

DRUNK DIALING -

lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:39 pm

Someone doesn't share the same enthusiasm we have and knocked the phone out of the top 5 with 1 ring.

Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:13 pm

Yeah, well caller id is totally useless when it comes to my usual Saturday night game of knicky-knocky nine doors. But if the cops ever get around to running the prints on the empties left behind, I may face a multi-count indictment.

lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 1:53 pm

the prank was overused, and yes caller ID is a regular feature, you don't wanna mess with anybody anymore. Unlike 25 years ago.

Sean - March 20, 2010, 1:39 pm

Thanks, lesterinside. By the way, what do you mean "use to do"? Do all your neighbour's now have call display?

lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:54 am

5 Busy tones!!!
Reminds me of the Electric Co. Tech prank we use to do on our neighbors. "Yes the meter is running" - "Then go chase it before it escapes!"

THE SCHOOL TEST - Seems the question is a little bit hard for little timmy...

SCHOOL ZONES MAKE NO SENSE - If you hit a kid going 20, he's still gonna die!

HP22 - December 6, 2011, 9:37 pm

This is so stupid. At 20mph there's a 95% chance of survival as opposed to a 10% chance at 40mph.http://www.westmidlandsltp.gov.uk/associated-groups/west-midlands-road-safety-/safety-cameras-west-midlands/