"You Don't Bring Me Flowers"

Diamond And Streisand

"You Don't Clean The Showers"

The Lyrics

you don't clean the showersyou ain't cleaned the duck pondyou hardly walk the dog anymorewhen i tred poo on the flooryou pretend it's a strayyou remember whenyou used to clean the pantryused to bake me pastriesnow i get nothing but take outwell it's good enough maidwhen your t v ing all nightwell the pots boiled overwhich just isn't rightand you've burnt my cauliflower there's the door

your charging me for petrolyou walk and take foreverand the kirby don't work anymorestuff just stays on the floornever sweep it away

you maybe union memberpulling strings you fought meyou spurned service staffun-concerned that they crywell you burned my golf gloveand you burned my white tieso i think you should learnnot to give me evil eyeyou don't do the hours there's the door

well you think you could earnmore than you can do nowplease don't beg and plead meleave key-ring and tonguesplease don't cling they're ours there's the door

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I don't know how to fix burnt golf gloves and white ties, tomario, but with burnt cauliflower, you just scrape the black bits off - very funny idea, and great execution (especially of your white tie) - 555