Evidently, “empowering women” by making them powerless is the height of feminism. But mocking libs who want to infantilize and endanger women by encouraging them to lie back and think of England? That’s rapey.

Stop triggering feminists by attacking reckless leftist policies and rhetoric that harm women! Stick to making sure women are as defenseless as possible. And ladies, if you want to avoid rape, go practice the liberal-approved method of blowing a whistle while faking your period.