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Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Dating After Divorce: It's like riding a bike.

You know what’s funny about being divorced? Okay, follow
along here:

Imagine having a relationship was like learning to ride a
bike. And let’s say you were going out for a few years but then you broke up,
or ‘fell off your bike’. People would say, “Aw, no big deal! Dust yourself off!
Get back on a bike! Try again! You’ll get it this time! Tour de France guys
fall all the time and they break records! Go for it!”

But if you get married and divorced, it’s like people saw
that fall and then if you go to climb on the bike again, they’re like, “Whoooaaa
there, honey. You sure you wanna do that? Where’s your helmet? Shouldn’t you
get elbow pads? You should really get some knee pads. And wrist guards. You
know what, maybe just put some training wheels back on. Have you considered
switching to a tricycle? What’s your plan for dealing with another fall? Maybe
you should take another form of transport. Here is a shopping cart. Let someone
else push you. No, just keep the helmet on for now.”

Well, enough is enough. Falling off a bike doesn’t make you
permanently bike-tarded, people. If anything, it means you’ve learned the
limits of a bike—its angles, curves, brakes, and speeds—and in some ways now
you’re better prepared than ever to ride a bike. Because you also know what it
feels like to fall off of one. And you survived. Some people are so afraid of
falling off their bike, they stay on the wrong one for years. So no, I’m not going to be afraid of riding
a bike. But I’m definitely wiser now about choosing
a bike. With every fall I’ve taken, I’ve narrowed down my bike needs and I have
actually reached a place where I’m now grateful for my falls, because they’ve taught
me so much.

So yeah, I’ll pass up the ride in the shopping cart, thanks.
I’ve got a handle on this bike thing.