Which is biologically impossible, but nevertheless a little terrifying.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL.

Because now Coleen Rooney is out and about in her bikini in Barbados, showing off her lovely baby bump and looking wonderful. If a little bit sunburnt.

Which is surprising - you would have thought that somebody who holidays approximately
365 four or five times a year would know how to apply suncream by now. But that's beside the point.

We're turning paler by the minute and Coleen manages to get sunburnt at Christmas (Image: splash)

We presume that they took the dragon on the plane as handluggage (Image: www.splashnews.com)

Coleen, 26, has already got a three-year-old son, Kai, who seemed to be enjoying himself in the sea with his mum and an inflatable dragon. He was probably pretending to be Harry Potter in The Goblet Of Fire. Or maybe he was just imagining life as the little mermaid.

Kai is probably confused and thinks that the dragon is his brother (Image: www.splashnews.com)

OMG IT'S A SHARK! WATCH OUT COLEEN (and where can we get one of those?) (Image: splash)

Either way, he's probably really, really excited about being a big brother in five months time. He'd probably tweet about it, but he's technically still only a toddler, so he let his mum do it instead.