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Star Wars Captioning #6

George: "Rick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Rick: "I think so, George, but why would Obi-Wan have an afro?" - Adam Coker

Rick: "George, how do you think Titanic overtook Star Wars as the most
popular movie in America?"
George: "That's an easy one, Rick. The men."
Rick: "What do you mean by that?"
George: "The men all wanted to see it because of one word, three
sylabbles."
Rick: "What is that word?"
George: "Nudity, Rick. Nudity."

- RMontonye@otpco.com

George: (glances at Rick, then mutters under his breath,) "I never should have hired this
pathetic goon!"
Rick: "What was that, George?"
George: "I said 'I hope we finish filming soon'."- David "Taalcon" Tayman

"We're white guys! And we take no crap! When we deliver our...white rap! We're-what? Huh?
You're filming this?" - Callista85@aol.com

"I thought you said you knew where you were going?"
"I DO know where I'm going!" - Jyyne

(talking loudly): "George, how long will it take before they realize this was all a big lie and
we're not really making a movie?" - Jedi Mirax

George : "What's goin on?"
Rick : "Ahh, Loyd lost his Turbo Man doll and refuses to leave his trailer till he finds it."
George : "Son of a..."

- John Myers

"Haha....wait'll the fans find out we signed Decaprio as the Teeny
Bopper Anakin/ Vader for Episode II! That 700 million's as good as ours
Georgie... Th' chicks'll flock blindly to it a gazillion times...and th' guys'll
hail us as gods when our boy Obi sends th' pretty boy into that molten
pit..."
"What are you talking about? This sun getting to you? 'Star Wars',
'Shmar Wars'...the fans'll go nuts when they find out it's all a ruse
and that we're really filming Willow II: Howard the Duck Strikes Back!"

"Look Rick I don't have all day, you convince RuPaul to stay in that
Boba Fett outfit 'til we shoot the 'shocking Obi knocks off Boba's
helmet scene' right, or there'll be Hell to pay!"

"Oh, sure Rick, you left the car over that next dune. You've been saying that
for an hour." - TGoetz7540

"Maybe we shoulda taken that turn at Albequerque..." - Steba

Rick: How about "Balance of the Force?"
George: ........No
Rick: How about "Yoda's Jammin' Pot o' Stew?"
George: ........No.
Rick: How about "Star Wars: Keepin' it Real"
George: ........No.
Rick: How about "Star Wars: FX-O-Rama '99"
George:(sigh)...No
Rick: How about.....

- Saber

Lucas: "And the fans 'll never know that SW is all real! It really did
happen! Course, we can never let the Endor Wookies know that we substitued
them for Ewoks, or let Vader and Palpatine know that we killed them off in
the movie. . ."
Rick: "Um, George, I though that was what really happened. . ."
Lucas: "Are you kidding? As if the Rebels acually could defeat the Empire!"
Rick: "Huh. I'll be back later."
Lucas: "We're are you going?"
Rick: "To take a thermal detonator count."

- Selinthia

"Here come the Men in Plaid.."
(Cue the dancing stormtroopers) - Queen Padme

"That's right... We're bad to the bone!" - J. Charles Hazelwood

"Hey everybody......George and I are going into Toshi Station to pick up some power converters."

George: "Ya know if I had a dollar for every time someone took my picture ...I'd be rich.
Rick: "Uhh...Mr. Lucas..uh..sir.....you ARE rich."
George: "Oh yeah."

- Jeff Kula

"Why yes! We are wearing Bugle Boy Jeans!" - Nerf Herder

"You know... In France they call it a "Royale with cheese." -Chris and Courtenay Burton

Rick: "It's 357 days 'till next Memorial Day, we've got a super-secret plot, 2
billion fans waiting around the world for our movie, we're in the desert, it's
hot, and we're wearing flannels..."

George: "Hit it!!"

- CyboJedi

"Mos Eisly Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched --..."
"Shut up, Rick."
"Yes sir."

- Tim McCurtain

"Listen, George, if you yell 'Sandstorm!' and say "I've got a very bad
feeling about this' one more time... I swear I'll stick a Gaffi stick up
your butt!" - Jim Clancy

Rick: "Well...*sigh* what do you think?"
George: "I think we need a bigger box!"

- A.C. Murray

"Should i wear the Red or the Yellow Plaid shirt tomorrow?" - NagaSadow

"4,000 square miles of desert and not a single bathroom, what were you thinking George?" - ig98

"Sometimes I get to thinking George, do I really belong in the movie
business..." - moe