This baby human and baby pit bull are growing up together as best friends.

Okay, let's play a game. Let's see how far into this post you can get before you melt into a shameless puddle of cooing ooo's and aaa's. In case you haven't guessed from that image up top, it won't be easy. This post is full of pictures of a 10-week-old baby girl named Eisleigh hanging out with her 8-week-old pit bull best friend Clyde. Are you ready?

Look at that picture up top and try to get it out of your system before we start. Are you ready? Let's go:

Most of you are already out out, right? Don't feel too bad. The deck was really stacked against you. Even Saddam Hussein would have cried at the sight of a puppy resting its head on a baby's lap.

If you're still in the game after seeing this pic of the two newborns sharing a bouncy chair, then I'm going to have to ask if you took notice of Eisleigh's painted toe nails. I thought that'd lose a bunch of you. Be careful, everyone else. The next one is tough:

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Boom! Almost everybody else goes. If you're still in play, I have to ask what your secret is. What are you doing? Thinking of rotten venison tumbling around inside a rusty clothes dryer? And, if so, where did you even come up with an image like that? That's pretty strange.

But even that mental image will be little use against the power of this next video:

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And, just like that, everybody loses. I don't care if you're a sociopath or a robot or the unwilling vessel of a trans-dimensional demon-god. There's no way you can maintain your dignity in the face of a clip like that.