*6. “I cut myself in four places on my arm last night, and it looks really cool, and check out my new pro-cutting template!”

7. “Today I got doped up and played Sega all day…”

8. “So I’ve been praying about this, and…”

9. “I’m really stressed about my upcoming vacation, because I won’t be able to go to the gym…”

10. “I’ve joined the Republican party…”

*please note: I am not ripping on people who are legitimately battling eating disorders/self-mutilation. I am, however, ripping on the disconcerting number of teenage girls who are finding it trendy to attempt to develop an eating disorder/self-mutilation, and making/joining diaryrings that are pro-these things, and getting templates that go along with this whole scary heroin-chic sort of trend. So, no hate mail.