Archive for the ‘So Not Hot’ Category

Is it late to write about Wonder Girls remake of the Fin.kl song? I was about to write about it when it first came out, but then I wasn’t sure what to write and I didn’t want to be labeled as the blog’s bitch . . But you all have the right to know:

Wonder Girls made their own cover of the 9 year old Fin.kl-song Now. The music video was probably one of the world’s most ew-thing of the year, but to be a little bit positive about it and not such a bitch; You should all be happy that you at least didn’t hear it live! . . Sorry all the Wonder Girls fans, but I and Mr. Chen stand by our words so don’t take it to heart that much, okay?

Do not Watch the music video HERE. Lalala, watch this music video instead. ~~

JYP needs to fly over to Cambodia and slam the company of these girls with an hefty law-suit. Even though I don’t like Wonder Girls very much, I know that they have worked hard to get to where they are and now this group just blatantly steals their work and promotes it as theirs? Na-ah, that aint right!

RHM Angels (that’s the name of this girlgroup), if you’re going to smooch of the Wonder Girls you should freakin’ outstage them! Honestly, that Tell Me-body wave in your Nobody MV-preview made me want to slap FAIL!!! in your foreheads. You are however, slightly better than Sohee at singing.

Watch the live performance of No Body (do they know that nobody and no body doesn’t mean the same thing?) HERE.

This has got to be one of the most uncomfortable picture ever. Lil Kim seems to be feeling Se7en up! No wonder he looks high, it’s ’cause then it won’t be that traumatic. Tsk, tsk.

Oh, and I do not even want to know what those handcuffs are for *shudders*.

This picture is from the shooting of Se7en’s American music video “Them Girls” feat our little Kimmy (also known as Lil Kim). You can listen to the song HERE. Personally, I prefer the version without Lil Kim’s rapping.

Mnet Km Music Festival has now aired on TV! xNoodles put on her fashion-googles and will now tell you just outfits was Hot and Not So Hot on the carpet show!

DBSK: Kind of Hot.

And that’s only because of the slick and classy James Bond-ish suits Chang Min and Junsu are wearing! Yoochun looks like Count Dracula, YunHo has a rat around his shoulders while Jae Joong seems to be showing off his manboobs? I mean why else would he be so persisent on wearing those jackets that are made for showing of cleavege!

Jewelry: Not Hot.

Seo In Young kind of looks like a hooker you can find in a street corner wearing those ugly stockings. Out all the four girls, Jung Ah looked the best.

2PM + Random Girl (Joo?): Not Hot.

All of them including the girl FAILS badly. And what’s with the matching sneakers? It’s not even nice-looking sneakers!

U-Kiss: So HOT HOT HOT!

They deserve the So Hot-title because they succesfully made me laugh my ass off for like 5 minutes straight. U-Kiss, don’t you know that polar bears are endangered animals? You shouldn’t be wearing their fur!

Lee Hyori: Hot!

Despite the fact that the dead animal doesn’t match the outfit, girl still looked good. And maybe it’s just the angle but Hyori seems to be packing some serious junk in the trunk!

Brown Eyed Girls: Hot!

Okay, maybe the two dresses in the middle didn’t really look that great. However, I love what the two other girls are wearing. Now that’s hot!

Big Bang: Not Hot.

These outfits look really tacky and just straight out ugly. Daesung is wearing a bear over his shoulders!

SHINee: So Not Hot.

Did I say that Big Bang had ugly outfits? Because compared to these, they looked freaking awesome. Mr Robot (also known as Min Ho) looks like a shiny ET who needs to phone home!

Epik High + Nell: Fantastically Hot.

That’s a lot of talented people posing together! Just as their music, Nell and Epik High are So Hot!

Wonder Girls : Not Hot.

Girls, there’s flowers growing on your thighs. Might want to let the doctor have a look at that. Maybe it’s due to the fact that you’ve been up all night sewing your dresses . . . because you did make them yourselves, right?

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And that’s all from me folks! I know that there was like a million more people attending the Award but I don’t have time to write about them. xNoodles is off to watch Family Guy on TV and that’s more important! Damn I love that show.

Seriously, Mickey. What in the world were you thinking when you okay’d the hairdresser on crack (he must’ve been!) to cut your hair like THAT! Seeing that thing on the side of your forehead makes me want to jump at you with a scissor and make it go away!!