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Tuesday, 27 November 2012

Cotswolds

We’ve nipped off for a short break in the Cotswolds. A very
sudden decision, but Christmas looms and we have a few spare days. As we are
both retired, all our days ought to be spare, but that’s another story,

Anyway, here we are in Cirencester which is a very pleasant
sandstone-coloured place, if rather wet. We’ve been here a few times before in
the caravan, but this time we tried self-catering.

Yesterday we visited Tetbury, a little town chock full of
antique shops so we had a good browse. Lots of shabby chic, much of which seems to be
rather more shabby than chic, but maybe that’s the fashion. We didn’t buy
anything, but rarely do, it’s mostly the browsing we enjoy.

Apparently our Royal Greenie lives near to Tetbury – at Highgrove.
There is a Highgrove shop in the town centre too – pricey and not very
interesting. Shortbread packed in fancy tins at fancy prices – that kind of
thing. We bought a pack of Warburton’s crumpets from the Co-op over the road instead,
but that was pricey too. It must be Tetbury.

This remote whiff of royalty set me wondering what life
might be like if Charles ever makes it to the throne. My guess is – and it’s a
wild shot in the dark – not much different to now. Very much a non-boat-rocker
is Charles, in spite of the causes he espouses.

Whether he'll ever discover that climate science is a crock, I don't know. I feel a man in his unique position should have been too worldly-wise to be taken in, but he was. Still is one presumes. A disappointing man in my view.

As king, will he introduce new carbon-neutral modes of communicating with us? Semaphore springs to mind, although I've heard it suggested that he should try STFU. I don't know what the acronym stands for, but it sounds exciting.

We overheard a Tetbury resident complaining about the recent flooding and the local council. Apparently it issued free sandbags, but required payment for the sand. More than fair I'd say. Those bags may be the shabby chic antiques of the future.

While we were browsing the shelves of a bookshop, a guy came in with an umbrella and a pair of shoes in his hand - enquiring after local cobblers. I was by the philosophy shelf at the time, but didn't make the obvious comment.

I did find a copy of Walter de la Mare’s
Poems 1919 to 1934 though. I’ve blown hot and cold over de la Mare over the years. An
odd chap by any standards, but I’ll probably enjoy reading his poetry again. I had a couple of his books some years ago, but gave them
away when we moved house. I’m not really in tune with old Walter, but find him difficult to ignore.