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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

COLORADO (Be Sure to Wear a Gas Mask on Your Face)

RECREATE '68! DAYS OF RAGE! DAYS OF RESISTANCE! Yes, the moonbats are revolting! The feces has hit the fan in Denver, as the mile-high marchers have begun to RIOT4PEACE! But let's first get in the spirit of things with this ode to the anarchists. Click the music link and sing along!

If you're goin' to ColoradoBe sure to wear a gas mask on your faceIf you're goin' to ColoradoYou're gonna breathe some pepper spray and mace

For when in Denver, ColoradoDemocrats will see a riot thereIn the streets of ColoradoAngry people with foul-mouth words to spare

Democrat conventionChaos and dissensionMoonbats revoltin'

Beggin' for some attentionTake 'em off to detentionMoonbats revoltin'Man, they're revoltin'!

For when in Denver, ColoradoBe sure to wear a gas mask on your faceIf you come to ColoradoDemocrats will be a basket case

If you come to ColoradoDemocrats will be a basket case

Well, how have the DUmmies been reacting to the protests of their sisters and brothers on the streets of Denver? Actually, many of them have been critical, not because they disagree with the protests per se, but because of the damaging effect they have on Democrat chances. However, some true-blue Trotskyites have dared to defend the rioters protesters, as in this THREAD, "a drive-by rant* regarding the perception of protestors at the DNC...." So let's get radical as the DUmmies TAKE IT TO THE STREETS (from the comfort of their basement swivel chairs), in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who was a Nixon Republican teenager in Chicago at the time of the 1968 riots, is in the [brackets]:

I'm shocked and disappointed by the degree of disdain many DUers have shown toward the leftist protesters at the Democratic National Convention. Folks are acting like the left should be falling all over itself with gratitude for the democratic party instead of being angry to the point of public demonstration.

[Find your angry!]

rather than spoiling the show, like someone pissing during the Olympic opening ceremony, protesters at the DNC are . . .

[. . . throwing poop.]

One DUer in a recent thread . . . suggested that America should treat its dissidents like the Chinese, and "lock them all up." That was a DUer with a reasonable post count too, not some visiting disruptor.

[You THINK it was not some visiting disruptor. But can you be sure?]

the democratic party has variously ignored the left, used the left, been dishonest with the left, and generally failed the left. . . .

[Uh, DUmmie, the Democrat Party IS the Left!]

the democrats, who might give some minimal lip service to progressive reforms. . . .

[I was kinda suspicious of one of the protest leaders they interviewed. Had a bandana on, of course, but still, he looked vaguely familiar. What was his name again? I think it was "Kurt Grove," or something like that. . . .]

[This leftist DUmmie thinks that's such a ridiculous notion that he adds a smiley emoticon rolling on the floor and laughing.]

After the election, DU is going to change dramatically.

[Even more anti-depressants.]

The one thing that holds this place together is a desire to get democrats elected.After the election, that common goal will have ended, either in success or failure.Either way, the presidency will be run by right-wing authoritarians.

[Barack Obama, the most liberal member of the Senate, is a "right-wing authoritarian"??]

Protests at the Democratic Convention now may not be considered good timing.

[Democratic Understatement.]

Being quiet and letting the right stomp all over us is a sure fire way of accomplishing NOTHING.

[So let's find a DIFFERENT sure-fire way of accomplishing nothing!]

It's not the leftists that I have a problem with. It's the anarchists with their red bandannas covering their faces. . . .

What I can't figure out is how these two groups can even occupy the same town, let alone the same protest arena. Either they don't know what THEY believe in, or they don't know what the OTHER believes in....or they're just adopting names willy-nilly that seem to give them permission to act stupidly in public.

gunslinger, I'm not too fond of the Left either, but at least leftists at demonstrations are usually calmer and more peaceful than anarchists. Anarchists are meth- fueled psychos who go to these events for pretty much the sole purpose of starting fights and riots (As they tried to do at a demonstration a couple days ago that zombietime documented and reported on at Little Green Footballs).

"So far "recreate '68" has been a flop, largely ignored by the media." elrond

Well well well. I thought, by now, Denver would be in ruins. Wasn't "recreate 68" supposed to burn Denver to the ground? Smashed windows, burning cars (right ray? you dumbshit). On the up side, you have another night.

"the democrats, who might give some minimal lip service to progressive reforms. . . ."

We always here this, 'progressive reforms' but NEVER do I hear what those reforms really are... Why is that? I know, because if anyone on DU ever spelled them out it would set off a tsunami of arguments because they can NEVER agree on exactly what 'reforms' they want.

"I think that it's a really stupid way to promote left-wing causes."

Kewpie doll indeed! :) Once again, here we have left-wing causes but no definition, no detail. Ya never EVER see it.

"What does everyone have against anarchists?"

Oh nothing much! LOL.. A moonbat is just a 1/2 step from being and anarchist which is why you NEVER hear about what they're REAL reforms or causes are in any details. They KNOW it would touch off a complete war on DU and on DKOS as well I might add :)

Who are you calling a dumbshit? I thought we had a bet? As I indicated in your bet, I would be willing to admit when I was wrong, which, at this point, I AM willing to admit even thought he convention isn't over. Can you not be willing to win that bet gracefully? I guess not. So, who's the really dumbshit, the one that admits he lost a bet, or the one that insults others simply out of spite?

Trog, I was willing to give your the benefit of the doubt as to the invectiveness of your posts, but now you've proven beyond all doubt that you are little more than a petty, bitter person and I am done with you. Why don't you go pester some 6 year-old? After all, this is maturity level that you display, that of a vengeful child.

"Trog, I was willing to give your the benefit of the doubt as to the invectiveness of your posts, but now you've proven beyond all doubt that you are little more than a petty, bitter person and I am done with you." ray

No, ray. This had nothing to do with my character (why did I know you were going to go there), as I said before. It was all about your prediction. Which was wrong. You're a troglamatic dumbass. Just admit it. We've only just begun, my friend.

"A moonbat is just a 1/2 step from being and anarchist which is why you NEVER hear about what they're REAL reforms or causes are in any details." tazzerman

OK. Head to McCain's website and look up energy policy. Then go to Obama's web site and look up energy policy. Or taxation. Or Iraq. I dare you to compare. You're full of shit, dumbass. But don't take my word for it, just go and look and then tell me who isn't providing details. tazzerman is, um, full of shit.

Really. Just look. tazzerman makes it up as he goes along. And you dumbshits continue to swallow.

"Well well well. I thought, by now, Denver would be in ruins. Wasn't "recreate 68" supposed to burn Denver to the ground?"

Trog, we were saying that was probably the intention of many of the radical groups converging on Denver(Believe me, I had been checking out the sites of those groups for months, and there were numerous subtle and not- so- subtle attempts on them to encourage or justify vandalism and violence at the DNC protests). If it weren't for how brave, well- prepared, and well- organized the Denver police have been so far, there could easily have been the riots we referred to in the past. Case in point: zombietime's report I mentioned earlier, on the anarchists who were pretty obviously planning on starting riots at the DNC parties and fundraisers a few nights ago and they might very well have succeeded if it hadn't been for the police effectively grinding their deranged efforts to a halt.

Trog, there are numerous blogs that contain pictures and videos which confirm what I said. Again, check out Zombie's report on Little Green Footballs, the incident I mentioned before that he documented is perfect proof of it.However, you are right that the RNC looks pretty bad in that regard. The police there are acting pretty wussy judging again from the photos and blogs that are reporting on it. The anarchist freaks there are harassing and physically attacking innocent people for disagreeing with them (Several of them even terrorized a busful of innocent Cub Scouts that were on their way to the convention). About the only good the St. Paul police did was a day or two before the convention when they launched successful (And fully legal, btw) raids on a few of the anarchists' houses. They arrested I think six Anarchist thugs belonging to the radical group "RNC Welcoming Committee," and discovered and confiscated a whole s$$tload of weapons in the houses that were clearly intended for use by the anarchist protestors at the convention. The arrests of those members and especially the seizure of the weapons hopefully threw a monkey wrench into the 'RNC Welcoming Committee''s plans for the convention.I wish the police in St. Paul would step up to the plate during the conventions like the Denver police did during the DNC, and keep those rabid animals in line to protect the delegates and other innocents caught in the crossfire.

Trog, here's what happened:The anarchist protestor freaks blockaded the road to force the bus with the Cub Scouts on it to stop. Then, they surrounded the bus and attacked it, rocking it back and forth while denting and scratching the sides of it, and generally terrifying the children on board. For them to harass innocent children like that is despicable.The protestors did the same to many other buses of people heading to the RNC, and some who were on the overpass even dropped bags of sand and cement onto the buses passing under them, which could have easily killed people if any of the bags had hit the windshields.

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