"Paint It Black"

"Paint It White"

The Lyrics

This song is an anthem about the stormtroopers in Star Wars I wrote this a while ago, showed it to a few people, and they all liked it, and I hope you do, also.

I see a black suit, and I want it painted white. I see a dark suit, and I want it to go bright. I watch the Sith go by, dressed in their billowing robes. I have to make them white, before my color obsession shows. I see a line of TIEs, and they're all painted gray. And I must have them painted white, by the end of this day. With a blaster, and a helmet, I'm a Stormtrooper, that's what I say. I see Rebels turn their heads, and quickly they get fried. Surprisingly, us Troopers actually made a shot, and then he died. I look inside my suit, and see my body glove is black. But I shall change that soon, and take this burden off my back. Maybe then I'll go back to, my normal, everyday routine. But now, there is one and only, attractive color scheme. No longer will the Coruscant committee have to deal with me. Because my obsession with white is a bona fide reality. I f I look hard enough, at Darth Vader's son, I can see the resemblance, before my eyesight numbs. Oh, my eyes are losing touch from all of the white. No longer now, must all things go bright. I see a black suit, and I want it painted white. I see a dark suit, and I want it to go bright. I watch the Sith go by, dressed in their billowing robes. I have to make them white, before my color obsession shows. Hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm. Hmmm, hmmmm, hmmm. Hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmm, hmmm.Hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm. hmmm, hmmm. hmmmm.I wanna see it painted, painted white. White as snow, White as light. I wanna see the moon, blotted out from the sky. I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted white, Yeah!

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