Anderson-son-son
He's better than Kleberson;
Anderson-son-son
He's our midfield magician;
To the left, to the right
Do the samba dance tonight;
He is class, with the brass
and he shits on FabregasYouTube Video

Glazer's
Going To Die

Going to die, Going to die, Malcolm Glazer's going to die
How we kill him I don't know, cut him up from head to toe
All I know is Glazer's going to die YouTube Video

Fergie Wonderland

Mourinho are you listening,
You'd better keep our trophy glistening;
'Coz we'll be back in May, to take it away,
walking in a Fergie Wonderland!

We
are just one of those teams,
That you see now and then;
We often score six,
But we seldom score ten,
"We beat 'em at home,
And we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any b*stards,
That get in our way.
We are the pride of all Europe,
The cock of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the
Cockneys of course;
We are United,
Without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys."

"If
ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!"

Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by
We'll keep the Red Flags flying high
You've got to see yourself from far and wide
You've got to hear the masses sing with pride

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera'

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-ber-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

They've
got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
They've got the tallest floodlights in the Football League...
Oh! city are a massive club!

Other verses:

They've got the widest
pitch in the land
They've got 54 players and they're no fucking good
They've got Curly Watts as a celebrity fan
They play at Gresty Road and Edgerly Park
They go to Wrexham and Cardiff on Euro-aways
They had the future England Captain, but his cruciate went
They won the Shamrock Trophy in 92
They've got 3 stars on their new club badge
They've got exec boxes with a balcony
They've had seventeen managers in twenty years
They take 25,000 to every away
You can see Old Trafford from the Kippax Stand
They've got the best goalie the world has ever seen
They're the second-best team in Division Two
They have a civic reception when they've won fuck all
They had a continental Laser Blue Kappa Kit
They're going to turn Manchester into Milan
They signed Spencer Prior on deadline day
They've got the Gallagher brothers in the Guvernors
They took a quarter of a million to Ewood Park
They've got 3007 in a temporary stand
They've got the tallest corner flags in the world
They invade their pitch when they win 3 points
They won the Shamrock Trophy in '92
They had Ryan Giggs on schoolboy forms
They've got a farmyard animal and they play him up front
They've got three million fans in Manchester
It's been 27(28..29..) years and they've won fuck all
They've got a dirty old slapper with a rusty bell
They'll stay up for 3 seasons - autumn, winter and spring
They empty Stockport when they play at home
They've got four different stands from a Meccano kit
They're the only team that come from Manchester
All their fans live 10 minutes from Maine Road
They've got the biggest bananas in the land
They've got a centre forward with grooves in his head
Their managers got a papier mache head
They'll be relegated by bonfire night
They've got salt and pepper on their hot dog stands
They've got greenalls bitter in the kippax stand
They've got the greenest grass in the whole of the world
They hounded Swales' mam into an early grave
They've got a gypsy curse on their massive pitch
Their best player ever played for Ajax reserves
They had a derby match with Macclesfield
They had Colin Bell who was better than Best(!)
They've been relegated ten times
They had a chairman and a manager that wore a wig
They bought Steve Daly for a million quid
They tried to sign Geoff Thomas and he turned 'em down
They've got Bernard Manning as their fattest fan
They used to be little, but now they're large
They sing racist chants, coz they've got no class

Tune:
Oh my darling Clementine

Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the f*cking lot

tune:
this is how it feels
(Inspiral Carpets)

This
is how it feels to be City
This is how it feels to be small
This is how it feels when your team wins nothing at all
Nothing at all...

tune:
bad moon rising

I
see the Stretford End arising
I see trouble on the way
Don't go out tonight
Unless you're red and white
I see there's trouble on the way.

tune: Yellow Submarine

City's
goin' down with a Russian on the wing,
a Russian on the wing, a Russian on the wing...

tune: US Marine Corps marching chant
(call and repeat)

We're
Man U and we are loud,
Loyal fans and totally proud,
Beat 'em at home beat 'em away,
Kill any b*stards that get in our way,
We hate City, Scouse, Leeds scum,
And we make the b*stards run,
With this team we shall go far,
Hughes, Giggs, Sharpe and Cantona,
Won the league let's do it again,
By just one point instead of ten,
We'll keep the red flag flying high,
'Coz Man United will never die.

Hello,
hello, we are the the Busby boys,
Hello, hello, we are the the Busby boys,
And if you are a City fan,
Surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United.

(tune:
Blaydon Races)

Oh,
me lads,
You should have seen us coming,
Fastest team in the League,
Just to see us winning,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's aces.

(tune
: The Wild Rover)

And
it's Man United,
Man United F.C.
We're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

Stretford
End PicnicTune: Teddy Bear's
picnic

If
you come down to the Stretford End
You'd better not come alone
If you come down to the Stretford End
You'd better be in disguise
For all the fans that ever was
Are gathered here today because
Today's the day that we play Man City

We
love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
We love United, we do,
Oh, United we love you.

Jingle
bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away - oh!

Tune
: Unknown

Oh
it's a grand old team to play for,
Oh it's a grand old team to see,
And if, you know, your history,
It's enough to make your heart go woh, oh, oh,oh,
We don't care what the City fans say,
What, the hell do we care,
For we only know, that there's gonna be a show,
And the famous Man United will be there.

We
are United supporters,
Loyal through and through,
Over and over,
We will follow you.

Tune
: When the Saints go marching in

Oh
when the reds, oh when the reds,
Oh when the reds go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the reds go marching in.

Tune
: Land of hope and glory

We
hate Nottingham Forest,
We hate Liverpool too, (and Leeds),
We hate Manchester City,
But United we love you - altogether now...

Tune
: Land of hope and glory

We
will follow United,
Over land and sea,
We will follow United,
On to victory.

Oh
at the turn of the year
Newcastle were twelve points clear
The Geordies, they were ordering their beer
Then the KING made us sing
With the goals he slotted in
And led us to another Double Win

Tune
: Daydream Believer

Cheer up
Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
to a Sad Geordie b*stard,
and a Sh*te football team.

Tune
: The Halls of Montezuma ( U.S. Marine Corps march)

From
the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool, To hell with Man City - (they're sh*t!)
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League.

Tune
: We shall not be moved

We
shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
Just like the team, that's gonna win the Football League - again!
We shall not, we shall not be moved.

Tune
: For he's a jolly good fellow

We're
gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
And now you're gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league

Tune
: Lord of the Dance

Drink,
drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a f*ck, and we don't give a sh*t,
We're going home with the championship.

Tune
: Lord of the Dance

Drink,
drink, wherever you may be,
We are the drunk and disorderly,
And we don't give a sh*t, and we don't give a f*ck,
We're going home with the European Cup!(as heard loudly in Catalunya Square in Barcelona
the morning of May 26 1999!)

Tune
: Down by the Riverside

We
won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside.
We won the Football League again,
Down by the Riverside,
Down by the Riverside.

Tune:
She'll be comin' round the Mountain

"Have
you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea win the league?
Have you ever seen Chelsea, ever seen Chelsea,
ever seen Chelsea win the league? HAVE YOU ****!"

He plays on the left
He plays on the right
That boy Ronaldo
Makes England look shite!You Tube Video

John
O'SheaTune: Into the ark

When Johnny goes marching down the wing, O'Shea, O'SheaWhen Johnny goes marching down
the wing, O'Shea, O'SheaWhen Johnny goes marching down the wing,
the Stretford End will f****ng sing
'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score...
(sanitized version: ...the Stretford
End will rise and sing...)

Juan
VeronTune: Seasons in the sun

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
He's got style but no hair,
He's an Argy, we don't care.....

We had joy,
We had fun,
Juan Sebastian Veron,
And the joy will never end ,
'Cos Juan will skin them once again.

Rio
FerdinandTune: Hi-Ho (Snow White)

Rio, Rio,
He is a Red you know,
He met El Tel,
And said "farewell"
Rio, Rio, Rio, Rio.....

Diego
Forlan

Diego-woah
ohh ohh,
Diego-whoah ohh ohh,
He came from Uruguay,
and made the Scousers/Cockneys cry

What a friend we have in Jesus
He`s a saviour
from afar
What a friend we have in Jesus
And his name is Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona,
Ooh Aah Cantona
Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah, Ooh Aah
Cantona....
Ooh Aah Cantona

Oh
Keano's f*ckin' magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Old Trafford,
He said I fancy that,
He didn't sign for Arsenal,
Or Blackburn 'coz they're sh*te,
He signed for Man United,
'Coz they're f*cking dynamite.

Who
put the ball in the scouser's net
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Who put the ball in the scouser's net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer(as heard at Anfield in the FA Cup 4th round
1999)

Who put the ball in
the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Who put the ball in the Germans' net
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer(as
heard in Barcelona May 26 1999 after Ole scored the European Cup winning
goal!)

We
are the champions, my friend,
And we'll keep on fighting 'till the end,
We are the champions, we are the champions,
No time for losers, 'coz we are the champions,
Of the world.Tune
: We are the champions