Do you hate/love/hate Chic-Fil-A? And like Wilson Phillips? Enjoy “Chow Down”

So for those of you, like moi, who despise Chic-Fil-A for their donations to assholes like Focus on the Family, Exodus International, and the Family Research Council, the lovely and talented Detox Icunt, Vicky Vox, and (recently disqualified from RuPaul’s Drag Race) Willam Belli have channeled anger over the conservative “values” of hatred and intolerance AND the resurgent popularity of the Wilson Phillips song “Hold On” (courtesy of the brilliant Bridesmaids) into this gloriously subversive music video that already has over 900,000 views. Let’s make it over a million and give voice to the gay community’s torturous sacrifice of delicious waffle fries and fried chicken sandwiches (though Chic-Fil-Hate has nothing on the progressive Bakesale Betty sandwich in Oakland) to expunge the bitter bigotry that poisons the food. If I may make a suggestion to the “Christian” owners: if you donated as much money to LGBT causes, we might actually believe you when you say that you’re “not anti-anybody.” Of course you’re not anti-anybody when they open their wallet, it’s what you do with our money after we give it to you that concerns us. Is a little meat without your bible too much to ask Chic-Fil-A?