Sheldon: Get the Mad Hatter on the horn, I'm having a tea party.Penny: You might want to pace yourself.Sheldon: I drink tea all the time. I think I know what I'm doing.Penny: Far be it from me to criticize a man with a full pubis.

Howard: So, this one's on God.Bernadette: That might be a little more convincing if you didn't have a mouth full of bacon cheeseburger.Howard: My religion's kinda loosey-goosy. Basically, as long as you have your schmekel clipped and don't wear a cross, you're good.

Amy: You'll have to forgive me. This is my first time directing. I just want it to be good.Wil Wheaton: So, do I.Amy: Great. So, this time let's try more real boy and less Pinocchio.And action.Wil Wheaton: And cut.

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Amy: You'll have to forgive me. This is my first time directing. I just want it to be good.Wil Wheaton: So, do I.Amy: Great. So, this time let's try more real boy and less Pinocchio.And action.Wil Wheaton: And cut.