Cher admits to secret romance with Tom Cruise

Cher sat down with Oprah Winfrey for a special interview at the Colosseum in Las Vegas where the legendary singer dropped the bomb that she was once getting Top Gun’d by Tom Cruise. The special will air May 8, but People has some details on Cher and Tom’s relationship:

“He was a shy boy. He didn’t have any money. One night we walked into this restaurant in New York and this girl came up, this waitress came up and she took our order and stuff like that and he said, ‘I knew that girl in school and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.’ “
Winfrey’s audience particularly appreciated Cher’s remembrance of the “long date” she spent with Cruise – “I lived in his apartment,” she tells Winfrey – which elicited cheers from the crowd.

Sometimes to pull off a joke I have to admit embarrassing facts about myself. In this case, that I have seen episodes of Will & Grace*. But, did anyone see the one where Jack was obsessed with Cher? I rest my case.

*Just so no one doubts I’m all man, during the episode I hunted a deer while competing in a NASCAR race. But that stupid helmet totally ruined my cucumber face mask.

Everyone knows Cher is one of the biggest gay icons out there, so of course she would “beard”. Tom and the gay rumours are just like Gere and the Gerbil. Remember “Scream”, when Rose Mcgowan delivered that monologue about hearing something so much you just know it has to be true? You can tell me Tom Cruise is the biggest womanizer out there, and I will still see a short, loud, little pole smoker. I just heard it too many times.

Cher is just looking for a little free P.R. Not like Tome is going to deny it.