“You are about to enter a world
unlike any you have seen before, where rock and roll is king, the
only law is a loaded gun, where the beautiful, the brutal, and the
brave all meet in streets of fire...”

My variation on the above, pitching a game for
Who's Yer Con:

“You are about to enter a universe where retrowave is king, the only law is a charged blaster, where the
alluring, the alien, and the adventurous all meet -- in Stars Of
Fire!”

What does any of this even mean? Well, figure it's retrofuturistic space adventure shenanigans with an 80's vibe. 'Cause, you know, it's me.