Sunday, November 27, 2005

Nine Smithereen Commandos Suffer Premature Evisceration

It's always good news to hear that terrorist insurgents have managed to blow themselves to smithereens by mishandling explosives. These events cause the collective IQ of the world's gene pool to rise a few points.

Police in Samarra investigated an explosion that occurred at a gas station southeast of the city Nov. 26 at about 11:30 a.m. Four 155mm artillery shells, converted into IEDs, detonated before they could be moved out of the station, killing nine suspected terrorist and injuring four others. The four injured suspects were detained by the Samarra Police.

I'm reprinting this story on the off chance that our loyal, unbiased, non-partisan mainstream media completely ignores it.