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Want to stay home from work to watch March Madness and be paid for it? Get a doctor’s excuse! According to a radio commercial running in Springfield, Oregon, “When March Madness approaches you need an excuse…to stay at home in front of the big screen. Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts.” It’s quick, relatively painless, and tax deductible, just like the money you lose on the office betting pool. Already have one? Consider another procedure. Oh, like say, a lobotomy?