someone on Facebook shared this photo along with Bill Gates' famous "speech".

There are so many terrible photoshop flaws to this picture that I had to laugh. I mean... the "speech" is one thing, but to associate it with this pic? Wow.... That's... Well... someone who doesn't see much.

Shoju wrote:There are so many terrible photoshop flaws to this picture that I had to laugh. I mean... the "speech" is one thing, but to associate it with this pic? Wow.... That's... Well... someone who doesn't see much.

Invisusira wrote:but... I thought "immanentize the eschatron" referred to bringing about heaven on earth, not the apocalypse?

"Okay, then, here's the payoff, and your answer better be good. Why are you helping the Illuminati to immanentize the Eschaton, Hagbard?"

"The coin has two sides. It's the only coin that comes up at this time, but it still has two sides." Hagbard leaned forward intensely. "It's mechanical and alive. Let me give you a sexual metaphor, since you usually hang out with New York intellectuals. You look at a woman across a room and you know you're going to bed with her before the night is over. That's mechanical: Something has happened when your eyes met But the orgasm is organic; what it will be like, neither of you can predict. And I know, just as the Illuminati know, that immanentization is going to happen on May first because of a mechanical process Adam Weishaupt started on another May first two centuries ago, and because of other processes other people started before then and since then. But neither I nor the Illuminati know what form immanentization will take. It doesn't have to be hell on earth. It can be heaven on earth. And that's why we're going to Ingolstadt."

a sub species of chimp (some claim it is a separate species - the bonobo) is among the only mammals, along with humans, that have sex for pleasure, instead of just procreation as well

Brekkie:Tanks are like shitty DPS. And healers are like REALLY distracted DPSAmirya:Why yes, your penis is longer than his because you hit 30k dps in the first 10 seconds. But guess what? That raid boss has a dick bigger than your ego. Flex:I don't make mistakes. I execute carefully planned strategic group wipes.Levie:(in /g) It's weird, I have a collar and I dont know where I got it from, Worgen are kinky!Levie:Drunk Lev goes and does what he pleases just to annoy sober Lev.Sagara:You see, you need to *spread* the bun before you insert the hot dog.

Melathys wrote:pshhh, your cat isn't ON the keyboard, or even blocking the screen. My cat likes to sit on my mouse hand and then stretch out over the keyboard.

My cat sneaks behind the desk and hits my mouse, effectively clicking it, at regular intervals.At least he stopped hiding behind the tangle of power cords behind my xbox. I dunno if I worried more about frying the console or frying the cat.