JUST FUCKING DO IT

IT IS 2018 NOW – GO SMASH THOSE GOALS!!!

ORGANISE YOUR TIME LIKE A MAGICAL MOTHER FUCKING ORGANISATIONAL WIZARD. GET A DIARY OR A WALL CALENDAR AND WRITE YOUR PLANS UP ON THAT SHIT. FAIL TO PLAN AND PLAN TO FAIL MOTHER FUCKER!!

WANNA GET THOSE SPLITS? RESEARCH THE BEST FUCKING FLEXIBILITY TECHNIQUES AND HIT THOSE BITCHES 2-4 TIMES A WEEK. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE FUCKING REST DAYS DUDE.

ALWAYS DREAMED OF GETTING A SPECIFIC POLE TRICK? FIND AN AMAZING INSTRUCTOR TO HELP YOU AND MAKE THAT POLE TRICK YOUR BITCH.

BEEN TOO SCARED TO GET ON STAGE? KICK THAT FEAR IN ITS STUPID FACE AND GET ON THAT STAGE BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING MAGICAL AND THE WORLD DESERVES TO SEE YOUR AWESOMENESS.

LOOK AT THIS MAGICAL SHIT – AREN’T YOU FEELING MORE MOTIVATED ALREADY?

YOU WANNA LOSE SOME WEIGHT? FUCKING DO IT. YOU DON’T WANT TO LOSE ANY WEIGHT? DON’T FUCKING DO IT. YOUR BODY IS AMAZING AND YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU LIKE WITH IT!!! *INSERT LOUD MOTIVATIONAL METAL MUSIC*

THINKING OF STARTING A BUSINESS? WRITING A BOOK? ACHIEVING SOMETHING ELSE TOTALLY BAD ASS BUT SEEMINGLY INSURMOUNTABLE? JUST FUCKING START!!! – WRITE 200 WORDS A DAY. RESEARCH FOR 15 MINUTES BEFORE BED. ACHIEVE ONE SMALL THING A WEEK. MAKE PROGRESS YOUR NEW HABIT, NO MATTER HOW SMALL.

THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER AND IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO SEA FOOD I GUESS YOU CAN SAY IT IS YOUR BREAD ROLL OR SOMETHING INSTEAD, BUT YOU GET THE POINT.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS – CHANGE IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF DISCOMFORT. SO EMBRACE THE PAIN YOU KINKY BASTARD AND DO IT!