When BYU basketball star Brandon Davies was suspended early this week for honor code violations, it wasn't immediately clear what the transgression was. After all, the Mormon university's honor code also includes regulating dress and grooming and abstaining from alcohol — was that enough?

Brett Favre didn't want his alleged-cockshot-sending advances to be one-sided, despite the fact that they were manifestly unwanted. So, according to TMZ's sources, he asked for a video of the Jets employee masturbating. She declined!

It took a cease and desist letter from Hasbro to get Sharron Angle to remove this creepy "Harry Reid Amnesty" game site. The company had complained about Monopoly being ripped off and entangled in partisan politics. Some things are sacred.

A reader wrote in this morning to tip us off to an article, asking if it was, perhaps, "the most awful dating advice ever." I don't know if it's the most awful, Dear Reader, but I'd say it's pretty close.