January 05, 2015

I was out of town for
a much-needed break, debauchery, booze and fun, and didn't access any of my social media
accounts that much, so Happy Belated New Year! Here’s my annual statement for
the New Year.

Per
usual, I don't make resolutions. Somehow, waiting once a year to resolve to
accomplish some goal or undertake some risky, death-defying stunt, like jumping
from an airplane in-tandem with an attractive instructor, seems like a surefire
way to continue not accomplishing things. Do it whenever; not just when New
Year’s Eve rolls around for the sake of having something to declare.

I won't make any grand statements or profess to have realized any
life-altering epiphanies that came just in time for 2015.