Give idea, get story (now with 20% more Haggis!) - Update: Hardback cover book

Hi everyone, I know I haven't been here in, like, forever, but I've got something that may be of interest. Basically, you give me an idea (a subject, setting, a few lines), and I write a story for you!

Fantastic work, you managed to go in a direction I never considered.Very creative work, excellent stuff.

I like how you sucessfully managed to intergrate a random prop into a story,So much so that the next challenge, (should you choose to accept it! ) is to make a story which includes the following list of props:

There is one logical way I have thought of including all these elements, and it would involve a short story about maybe a modern couple fighting over whether to watch TV, (a bit of channel surfing), a DVD, or to play Halo 3, which could then escelate to other petty argument, maybe even a major argument, and an eventual resolution.

However, thats too easy.

Which is why you have to also include this:

- Surrealism

(Feel free to take as much time as you like on this one. Even skipping over it if necessary. I think its a doozy! >: D)