Nude, Unisex Airport Sauna Will Soon Be A Thing

CNN reports that Finnair is adding a new “towel optional,” unisex, nearly one-hundred degree Celsius sauna to its airport lounges.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Since there is apparently a market for this, why not add economies of scale and make the nude sauna the security checkpoint? It doesn’t seem like the patrons will mind.

2. Do the guests get to enforce the towel optional rule for other patrons? By analogy, the people electing “no clothing” on clothing optional beaches may not be the best at choosing among their options in life.

3. Will “frequent frier” points be awarded to patrons who endure the heat longer than others? You’re right, readers, we should write airport sauna slogans!