The reason why I have this weird pattern of dressing up one day and dressing like a trash can the next to prove that I'm not trying to impress anyone.

Emily: "Sir, why are you wearing a tie???"
Mr. Meister: "For parent teacher interviews."
Emily: "Who are you trying to impress????"
Mr. Meister: "Definatley not your mother. In fact, I think I'm gonna tell her about how you can't stop being a Douchebagette to your peers and even your own teacher."