Saturday, February 04, 2017

She's looking for a ghost writer

IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW -- MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS& CEDRIC'S BIG MIX-- CRANKY TOLD THESE REPORTERS AS SHE SAT BEHIND HER DESK AT HER COMPUTER, "IT'S A PIFFLE. A TRIFLE. SOMETHING TO KEEP MY NAME IN THE NEWS UNTIL 2020 WHEN I RUN AGAIN. OF COURSE I WON'T TELL ANYTHING, I NEVER DO. I JUST ACT LIKE I'M THE DALAI LAMA -- ONLY IN LARGER ROBES. IF YOU WANT THE JOB, BOYS, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT NO ONE READING THE BOOK SHOULD COME AWAY FEELING LIKE THEY KNOW ME ANY BETTER. ALSO --"

WHEN WE CORRECTED HER THAT THIS WAS AN INTERVIEW WITH HER AND NOT A JOB INTERVIEW, CRANKY GREW PETULANT AND DEFENSIVE.

"THAT WAS OFF THE RECORD! YOU CAN'T PRINT THAT!" CRANKY HOLLERED HITTING THE "DELETE" KEY ON THE COMPUTER KEYBOARD IN FRONT OF HER REPEATEDLY.

"WHY WON'T THIS DELETE YOU! I SWEAR, COMPUTERS ARE HARDER THAN FAXES! HUMA! HUMAN! WHERE ARE YOU HUMA!"

RISING, CRANKY STORMED OFF MUTTERING, "SHE BETTER NOT BE WITH THAT PERV AGAIN! HE ALREADY COST ME THE ELECTION!"

The new US President Donald Trump criticized his predecessor Barack
Obama several times. He said that Obama has left Iraq an easy target for
the Iranians, squandering $3 trillion efforts deployed by the US to
build an allied Iraq.

The Iranian
authorities sent Trump indirect threatening messages instead of
reassuring ones. They ordered one of their many militias in Iraq,
al-Nujaba movement, to fire missiles in order to show its strength.
Al-Nujaba is one of the militias that can target neighboring countries
and is similar to the Yemeni Houthis that are also used by Iran to bomb
Saudi Arabia with missiles financed by them.

Iran’s
threat in Iraq is not just for the neighboring Gulf countries but
rather a threat against Iraqis first and then against the surrounding
countries.

Iran’s main objective is to
seize Iraq, which is the second-richest country in the region, to
finance its economic and military needs. During the past six years, Iran
has converted Iraq into an Iranian military base, from which it wages
its wars in Syria, and threatens Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Jordan.

The leadership of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards brags about not
costing the Iranian treasury any money on foreign military activities in
Syria and Iraq, because it depends on the Iraqi treasury that has
become its financial portfolio and under the control of pro-Iranian
groups after marginalizing the authorities of current Iraqi Prime
Minister Haider al-Abadi.

Meanwhile, ALSUMARIA reports roads to Baghdad's Tahrir Square were cut off in an attempt to halt today's protest