THEN DON'T FUCKING ASK FOR A COFFEE MAKER!!! Whoa, that one's been pent up for a while. IT'S JUST CHINESE FOOD NOT THE GODDAMN WORLD TRADE CENTER!!! OK, OK, I need to take a breath here. I had no idea there was so much I DON'T SNORE ON PURPOSE, I HAVE APNEA!!!

Eight years ago I go to the mall with my wife and my buddy. We are walking minding our own business when gagoonga gagoonga gagoonga. Now I know what's coming, and I know better, but my buddy say's "hey look at those", I say what and look. So does the wife. The next hour at the mall goes fine, the ride home goes fine. Then said "buddy" leaves, and I spend the rest of my life being berated. Damn Buddies