And a new Australian hero has emerged in all her big tittied glory. Australia announced today that their new country flower is a delicate and demure, wide-petaled beauty named Karen Davis of Port Pirie. When a Google Street View mobile made the rounds in Karen’s neighborhood back in January, she did what everybody should do when they see that shit: she pulled up her t-shirt and gave a Flowers Gone Wild titty show as either her neighbors or family members nearly exploded with pride nearby.

Before Google uploads the pictures their Google Street View mobile takes, they pass the pictures through some software that blurs out faces, license plates and anything that may be offensive to human eyes like Justin Bieber, CROCs and a dog wearing tiny UGGs. (Note: When I was in NYC over the weekend, I saw a dog wearing what looked like pink UGGs and if my phone’s battery wasn’t at 19%, I would’ve called 911 to report that crime against caninity.) But when Google ran the picture from Karen’s block through their software, it blurred out the license plate and headlights on the car next to her but it didn’t blur out the high beams on her chest. After the cut is the uncensored NSFW screen shot of the new pride of Australia and her magnificent chichi gourds.

Elegance truly does live on Barry Street. If you type “Potent Demureness” into Google Maps, that’s where it’ll take you. The Smoking Gun says that after Karen’s gigantic titty bags went viral, Google tried to blur them out, but they blurred out her HIGHLY OFFENSIVE right arm instead.

Karen told The Port Pirie Recorder that it was always a dream of hers to flash her nipples for a Google Street View mobile. Karen really does dream big.

“I look at Google Maps a lot and I wanted to be on there and I thought this is the way to do it. I also did it for a friend in the United Kingdom. Now he can see me all the time. I got to tick something else off my bucket list. I met Sam Newman and now I am on Google Maps.”

You’d think that everyone would bow down to a Google Street View flasher, but sadly there’s many jealous grace-hating bitches out there who are giving the Topless Queen of Barry Street shit. She has some words for them.

“Haters hate, you got the guts to do it? All the flat-tittie chicks think I am disgusting. Big-boob envy has hit Port Pirie.”

Hey, hey, Karen, there’s no need to flat tit-shame! You may think that Karen’s gigantic chest dumplings took up all the space on Google Maps, but there’s actually still room for all kinds of tits, dicks and asses. Everyone should make Google Maps a much better place by flashing their bits at the Google Street View mobile. And that’s the Google Street View mobile’s cue to drive to Jon Hamm’s house.

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