NY Post – At least somebody isn’t afraid to talk trash about a cross-town rival. “I can’t wait to face those chickens,” Mets closer Frank Francisco told The Post when asked about playing the Yankees in this weekend’s Subway Series at Citi Field. “I want to strike out the side against them. I’ve done it before.” Before Francisco could elaborate on his “chickens” comment, after the Mets’ 4-3 victory over the Orioles on Wednesday, he buttoned up. “I think I’ve said too much already,” he said. There you have it — a blast of bluster from the Mets as they attempt to regain some of the respect they lost two weeks ago when the Yankees swept them three games in The Bronx. Francisco didn’t appear in any of those games, but has a long history facing the Yankees as a member of the Rangers and Blue Jays.

Uhhh. Yea! You tell em Frankie! Buncha chickens!

What the fuck does that even mean, dude?

I hate the Yankees with all of my soul and can pretty much get behind anybody talking shit to them. But not Frank Francisco. Not Armando Benitez 2.0. Frank Francisco is in absolutely no position to make fun of fucking anybody in the baseball world. He might legitimately be the worst at his job in all of baseball. ERA over 5. Whip over 1 and a half. The mere fact that he is credited with “saving” the game is a joke. He’s a game ruiner. He’s a ticking time bomb. Every outing is a goddam adventure. He hits women in the face with folding chairs like he’s the fucking WWF Hardcore Champion. He is Armisco Franitez, the worst closer in the world.

So, Frankie, just shut the fuck up. I’m praying for a few more complete games or some blowouts with no save situations. Because I can promise you the Yankees will tee off on Frank Francisco if he gets in the game.

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Before this season, when Toronto Released Raunchy Rauche, and Fucking Fransisco to your Mets, I couldn't have been happier for my Jays and felt worse for the Mets. The combined power to give up homeruns of these two is astonishing, that Shitty Field can't even contain them.