Microsoft has recruited database guru David DeWitt to head up a new database research lab. Based at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, where DeWitt was until recently professor of computing sciences, the new lab will focus on advanced data-management techniques.
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From the earlier article

"The almost complete lack of support for the view put forward by DeWitt and Stonebraker suggests they might well have misunderstood MapReduce's role in modern data processing.

Given the eminent background of both academics, though, this is surprising. DeWitt has researched large parallel DBMS since the 1980s and, in addition to his pioneering work on Ingres and Postgres, Stonebraker is currently active in the large DBMS area with his new company Vertica."

So that was one giant step for Microsoft? One small step back in amazement?

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MisInformation ?

The whole Map/Reduce thing appears to be massivly overhyped. But it does work.

Furhtermore map/reduce is not a databse but a programming tecnique. Really just a tidier verion of SETI@HOME or BEOWULF clustering.

The database wot google wrote using Map/Reduce and other teqniques is called BigTable.

Now this is where it gets interesting. A cursory glance at the BigTable documentaion will reveal a copuple of points. First the database is defined using schemas and two as well as the direct access APIs it supports a very useful SQL-like query language ( with some very nice extensions for dealing with hierachical data).

So what. Well the first two gripes in the paper are about lack of schemas and lack of an independent query language, both of which are patently untrue. So either the guy is a very very poor researcher or he is being deliberatly misleading.

This is obviously totlay unconected with the parcel of research grants has just arrived from Redmond.

Paris because of the subsecond respose from google images means I never need be without her.

Phew!

Core dumping professors.

MapReduce is a step backwards? This reminds me of Tanenbaum's insistence that Linux was obsolete in 1992. MapReduce is obviously working very well for some people. It sounds as though that he's dumped his core because he can't compute MapReduce. Paraphrased as something like:

Where are the tables/reports/SQL? But there's data and processing. Why have I wasted my life? Arggghhh.

@Phew!

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I'm pleased to notice that you chose not to suggest that it was nonsense, for it makes Perfect Sense spread across a number of Parallel Dimensions/Perceptions. It is as well to remember that my World is completely different from yours because of what you know, and whether 'tis more or less is really not as important as what you do with what you know for you may choose to do very little to learn more, being programmed/programLed to accept a Status Quo System which has you chasing and fulfilling Third Party Dreams, rather than your own, but then I don't suppose too many People Realise that, for then they start to understand that the obstacles in their way are simply man-made, to stop one doing as one would.

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