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I wonder how the Emperor and his Court Jester would recommend defending youself against this gentleman if he showed up knocking on your front door, or climbing in through a window. What would be best, and best please our overseers who certainly know better than us plebians? Should we have a baseball bat handy, or perhaps an iron skillet? Should we have a background check and be licensed before we can use these weapons?

Maybe since this guy is being pursued for theft, this falls under the Emperor's "distribution of wealth" theory and no action would be required on our parts...other than letting that distribution happen...you know, like good citizens should.