A really beautiful woman, yes, woman. Let's not forget there are female Dales out there too and most of them are really hot. Slim with wavy brown hair and dark blue eyes that look like something out of a Japanese cartoon, a Dale can attract any man or woman she wants. Sometimes Dales are lipstick lesbians but most are bisexual or at least bi-curious. If a guy hooks up with a Dale he will probably find she is very wild in bed, and females will find she is an amazing cunniliguist. She does things with her tongue that are unbelievable.
Dales are very intelligent too and are usually talented in music, language or art, on any combination of these. Usually dress very preppy, but when drunk sometimes don't even need a reason to take the clothes off. If you know a Dale, you are very lucky :)

Guy 1: OMG she is freaking GORGEOUS. Look at those eyes, she looks like something from an anime.. Who IS that?!
Guy 2: She's hot I guess, but she looks like one of those

hipster chicks in the "Being a Dickhead's Cool" video
Guy 1: But if she took the clothes off..
Guy 2: Oh god... *jizz in pants*
Guy 3: Oh for heavens sake! Hey, you with the guitar case!
Dale: *turns round and flashes them the most gorgeous smile imaginable* uhuh?
Guy 3: What's your name?
Dale: No hablo ingles! lol jk just practising my Spanish.. I speak 6 languages you know! Anyway I'm Dale :)
All guys: *look at each other silently agreeing who gets to try to take her home first*

A very loving loyal and kind human being. Has the looks of an angel and the personality of a saint. A dale will never let you down and will be there for you always. He is the kind of person you could easily trust and become friends with. A dale will never say a bad word about anyone and ignores any immaturity e.g bullies and dicks. He isn't the type of person to fall out with anyone, though many people fall out with him. A dale will offer advice and support in any situation. A Dale will never lie to you. Just an amazing and lovely person.

An amazing guy who is super sexy and really smart. He is fun and whity and can some times be grumpy. He has serious mood swings but is mostly happy. If your boyfriend is a dale then you are really really really lucky because Dale's are great guys. He fights for what he wants. If dale gets mad you better whatch out because he can be dangerous. All around he is pretty great.

Dale: an attractive guy who is always ready to get faded; he also knows how and when to be serious and is very interested in astrology. he's very athletic and an amazing soccer player despite injuries. overall a very loving boyfriend and anyone would be lucky to have him!

(noun): A stereo-typical male that lives in well populated urban areas. Said male is often seen wearing blue jeans, cowboy boots, and a ball cap with the following logos, but not limited to: Caterpillar, Trout Bum, Fox Racing, Camo etc.) Best described as a country boy that grew up in the concrete jungle.

Dales are usually hard working, and would take the shirt off their back to help anyone in need.

Other defining features include:

- Lifted Truck
- Dip in lip and back pocket at all times
- Smokes
- Beer
- Work Boots
- Country Girls
- Country Music
- Beard (often a tool used to fool gas station workers when trying to buy tobacco under age)
- Fishing gear and apparel in vehicle at all times
- An unusual obsession with Caterpillar equipment

Examples of a Dale can be seen at anytime anywhere near the greater Grandville area. Being a regional thing, there is minimal documentation to found on the world wide web.

Everything and anything. It is the most versatile word in the English language. We are all Dale. You're Dale, I'm Dale, He's Dale, She's Dale. You can insert this word into almost any sentence. You can call somebody or something Dale as an insult or as a compliment. You can say it to strangers or your best buddy. It means nothing and everything.

"Hello, nice to meet you, Dale." "get your Dale out of my face you perv!" "that car is soooo Dale! i love it!" "my Dale is always hard in the morning" "Bro that bitch can deep throat your Dale" "I love shouting "DALE" as loud as I can during inappropriate situations" Bro: "Dale is the perfect word!" You: "yeah because it can mean whatever the F@%! you want!"