Prince, the mysterious Minnesotan, joined Instagram three days ago and renamed it Princestagram. Naturally, the star’s account is not what you might expect.

Along with the usual celebrity portraits, Prince’s account also displays a keen sense of humor. Like his sporting “This Could Be Us But You’re Playing” song, drawn from the popular social media meme depicting his love with Apollonia love in Purple Rain, his purpleness has posted jokes on personal hygiene...

...and gambling...

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...and his love for Olivia Pope and associates...

...and his general flyness and reminders that his hair is better than yours...