Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said......

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!'

Best i've heared all week haaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa

Gotta pee.........................?>>>
>> > A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox.
>> > The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by
>> > his mother to always Be Polite and don't talk about private
>> > matters in public. At first he holds it in for a little
>> > while because he does not know what to say to the little girl
>> > to excuse himself.Then he remembers what his mom had
>> > said at the restaurant to excuse herself from
>> > the table. So he turns to the little girl and says
>> > "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose".
>> > And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs
>> > to the washroom. When he comes back the little girl looks
>> > up at him and asks "Did you powder your nose?"
>> > "Yes" said the little boy stepping back
>> > into the sandbox. "Well then" says the little girl, "You'd
>> > better close your compact because
>> > your lipstick is hanging out!"

Ha At first I thought she meant he had a booger on his nose but then<laughing>.

Gotta Pee =)?Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over- enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her *** that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!"

Very good!! I'll tell that one to the guys at the firehouse!!! hahaha

When you've swimming at the water slides and you've badly gotta pee, what do you do?You're in the pool swimming when suddenly you've gotta pee really badly. You know the lifeguards will get you in trouble for running if you try to dash to the bathroom. What do you do?

Find one of the filters that sucks the water in, position yourself, and let it go.

When you've swimming at the water slides and you've badly gotta pee, what do you do?You're in the pool swimming when suddenly you've gotta pee really badly. You know the lifeguards will get you in trouble for running if you try to dash to the bathroom. What do you do?

Grow up!

When you've swimming at the public pool and you've badly gotta pee, what do you do?You're in the pool swimming when suddenly you've gotta pee really badly. Honestly, what do you do?

the chlorine & bromine in the pool kills EVERYTHING...... sure its gross but dont believe people who say its bad for everybody else:) lifeguards & pool chemical people cover it so that it DOESNT effect people. like toddlers, young , i mean how do you control that? if you really think about it

overall its not ideal because it IS a little gross, but if worse comes to worst, you CAN pee & it wont harm the pool that much:)

What do you do if your taking a bath and you gotta pee?Pee in the water
Wait
Go on a newspaper
Pee on the way out

Why?

I found the perfect solution to this years ago. Pee near the drain while letting a little water go out until theres no more yellow

It is crowded, there are no bathrooms, and you really gotta pee! How do u hold it in?You cannot pee behind a tree or somethin because it is too crowded! How should i hold it in and prevent peeing on myself?

whatever you do, do not think about running water, or Niagra falls, or the warm sensation of the pee! Nope! think about something else! I really got to go now but cant cos' my brother is in there! just take deep breathes and stay calm!

POLL: When you badly gotta go pee, do you get up and run to the bathroom screaming get out of my way I gotta?pee I gotta pee, like a little girl, OR do you casually walk in trying to hold your bladder, cool calm and collected sophisticated like?

I try to be calm and cool unless I'm in a car, then I'm screaming at the other drivers to get out of my way.

What do you do if your taking a soak and you gotta pee?wait till your done, pee while departing, or go in the water.

getting out is just stupid for a girl to do. They need their relaxation time, and can hold it just fine.