Mr Trump, if that’s who you really are, why wait in some delusional hope of Miley the pig pissing on you when there are easily a large number of underaged crack whorebags out there who would facilitate you without it costing your soul so much? This way, you especially won’t have to worry about them sticking out their tongues or even singing as they give you a nice STD infected fruity yellow shower of drug addled piss that will no doubt keep you warm, both physically and mentally. Make the most of your eroticism before they arrest you…