Cody Carper: "Reverend James Klinger. Circuit rider Arizona territory. Saved by grace." What's a circuit rider? Sounds like something in a computer.Jack Allen: I guess it does at that. But back in the Old West, a circuit wasn't anything electronic—it was a trail.

Cody Carper: Whoa! The Apaches killed Reverend Klinger's mother?Jack Allen: That's what it says, Cody.Cody Carper: And he still helped them?Jack Allen: Apparently so. That's the power of God's love. It can change the heart of someone like Reese and compel a man to help the people who killed his family.Cody Carper: Yeah.

Dwayne Oswald: I looked over the test Dr. Hawthorne gave me, and it's not mine. Something's wrong here.Jared DeWhite: Conspiracy, huh? Okay, so what we need to do is call the media. Trust me—they love this stuff. <reporter voice> Student fights for his honor against the forces of evil! Film at 11.Dwayne Oswald: I don't know...Cody Carper: <reporter voice> Pardon me, sir. I understand that Dr. Hawthorne's history class is boycotting the cruel and unusual treatment of students. Is that true?Jared DeWhite: <reporter voice> Yes, they are, Walter. Someone there is holding fair grades hostage. Wait, I'm here with Dwayne Oswald, the man most affected by this sordid affair. Tell me, Mr. Oswald: What do you think?Dwayne Oswald: I think you guys are totally nuts.

Cody Carper: Mr. Whittaker, you need to know that Dwayne sometimes forgets to put his name on his test.Dwayne Oswald: ...Only a couple of times.Cody Carper: Most of the time!John Whittaker: I see.Jared DeWhite: One time, he even wrote a love letter to Mona Mason and he forgot—Dwayne Oswald: JARED!Jared DeWhite: <beat> Oh. Sorry.

Cody Carper: We call him the meanest teacher in history!John Whittaker: Is he really mean, or is he tough?Dwayne Oswald: What's the difference?John Whittaker: Well, it's been my experience that a lot of the time, when kids call a teacher "mean", it's because he's tough on them—he expects them to do their best and won't tolerate laziness or excuses.