I was perusing my copy of People with that cute little baby Louis and his mom ol Sandy Bullock on the cover which just happens to be a double issue with the 50 Most Beautiful People in it. Double your pleasure, double you fun! Of course Rob was in there, and Ashley Greene was in there all looking smokin’ hot, though it was an OLD ASS picture of Rob (tsk tsk People). And then I got to you and I started to dissect your awesome eye makeup. And then I read your quote. Now granted most of the celeb quotes are mind numbing crap about inner beauty or drinking a lot of water, so I give you props for your yours but it read nothing but this:

“My fashion icon is John Belushi. Seriously!”

Seriously, Kristen? JOHN BELUSHI? No one will deny the man is a comedy legend or that he was taken from us too soon, but FASHION ICON? The man who wore the “College” sweatshirt and was pretty much the Chris Farley of his generation… So it got me to thinking, you say this but is it really true, have you really been idolizing John Belushi’s fashion and trying to channel it in your own life? So I took to the google images and I gotta say you might be telling the truth…

First we start off with the classic Ray Bans…
Ok… ok that was an easy one

Plaid and cigs?? Check and check… John was just cool before it was “cool”

Middle finger… I think I see some plaid on John back there…

John rocks the cargo trench coat back in the day and KStew shows up to Sundance in her Juicy Couture version. Yup, trying to fool us but we know you ain’t shoppin’ at the Army Navy, sister!

Wait… SINGING too?! John isn’t wearing a hot lady leather jumpsuit (surprise PLAID) but I feel you channeling him here. Maybe you were born in the wrong decade?

And throw this all together and we get….

Holy crow (YEA BELLA REFRENCES!) you weren’t lying, you freaking ARE John Belushi reincarnated. WHAT THE HALE?!

I'll give you another year to make this one happen (publically)

And then I started doing more research… you’ve been known to hang out at the Chateau Marmont and John stayed there in Bungelow 3, it was also where he died. One of his most famous characters is Jake Blues, and your character Bella’s BFF/Love interest is named JAKE! John also played a Conehead on SNL and you (as Bella) have a conehead on the Eclipse poster. One of John’s famous impressions was of Jack Kerouac and you’ll be in the film adaptation of “On The Road.” Another one of his famous impressions was of Julia Child, whom is characterized in the movie Julie & Julia which was playing the same night we snuck into Band Slam in the theater next door to see the New Moon trailer which YOU were in. I mean, really if that doesn’t show how you’ve practically become John Belushi, forget him just being your style icon, I don’t know what could.

Now we know why you kinda look a tad slobby when you go out. Besides mentioning you do it on purpose in your recent Elle interview, we now know it’s because it’s what John would do. WWJW has a new meaning now, huh Kristen. “What Would John Wear?”

And if that’s the case well then, well played JohnStew… I mean Kristen… well played.

Forget that I ever called KStew a hipster. She is truly in a fashion league of her own. Now whether that’s good or bad, I still can’t decide. But she does seem to have amazing eye makeup most of the time.

GAH! I’d been awake for all of 4 minutes when I read LTT this morning and thought that BNaA was asking how John B died. My bad.

BTW, John Belushi was a loud fat comedian in the late 70s and early 80s. He was one of the original cast members of Saturday Night Live and he starred in such comedy classics as Animal House and The Blues Brothers before his untimely death.

Moon you crazy hater! How dare you mock Dorothy Zbornak! You and I are through! Now I’m going to have to go transfer all my love for you onto a fake monkey.

If anyone else out there would like me to pass any messages along to Cyndi (Midnight_Cyn) feel free to leave them here. She’s been missing us all something terrible, but it doesn’t look like her eyesight is going to clear up any time soon. Thank you!

Perhaps it’s because Rob isn’t constantly wearing a bitchface to go along with his words (but rather, usually laughing through his sentences while alarmingly pulling at his hair or tugging his poor eyebrow and making melovehimmore I mean silly expressions).

*sigh* Are we just biased and prejudiced? Cause geez man, she just annoys the hell out of me :-\

I think you may be right. She didn’t used to look so unhappy. And I loved your comment, by the way. “Lu-vah” cracks me up. My head went straight to Eric of True Blood…(Why does everything in my life these days relate back to a freaking vampire??).

Anyway, I think she SHOULD be walking around like she just hit the lottery (I would be if I knew I was going home to sleep with Robward), but I’m guessing besides hating the paps, and questions about her relationship, that she’s really threatened by female fans and co-workers. I mean, he is a young male in Hollywood, surrounded by temptations…

@thischickrunswithvamps….
exactly- young male in Hollywood. Srsly, temptation from other Hollywood starlets/stars/directors/ accountants/…janitors.Even aside from them, if a female fan oversteps the boundaries, like you said Kristen is little, a buxom blonde could squash her with a boob. But Kristen looks scrappy, she’d fight dirty. I like her for that.

@JodieO: I’ve seen the bitchface on the red carpet when Rob’s nowhere around. She could just be socially awkward, fair enough. But then maybe she should beg off public appearances (or change nothing and not care about randoms like me talking about her bitchface).

I really don’t hate the girl and don’t want to overstate this. I just tend to appreciate more pleasant-seeming people in general. But I completely admit to not knowing “who” she is. She could be a riot in private for all I know.

(but seriously, if it were me, people would never stop groaning, “Oh God, here comes that moron GRINNING about “him” again.”)

I read that quote yesterday in my People and thought “what you talkin’ about Willis?” and now I know! She is Belushi’s long-lost-in-someone’s-womb-waiting-to-come-out-until-Belushi-has-been-dead-a-long-time-sister!!!! She can’t deny it! Same fashion sense, same hair, same makeup in some cases, same finger expressions, etc. Why I never saw that before I’ll never know! HA! 🙂

fine it’ll be…. dan akroyd cast mate of john belushi impersonated julia child who the movie julie and julia is about, which was playing next door to band slam which we snuck in to see the new moon trailer which kristen is in.

Did you guys read (crap, where did I just read this…) that she said she knows that she looks basically sad/bored/mad all the time but that’s because the paps are SO evil and she wants to bust out crying all the time?

Kinda made me sad for her. I don’t dislike her at all…I wish she’d dress better and smile more (I mean ROB…HELLO, but anyway…)…but at least she’s consistant.

I always have to remind myself that this is a 20 year-old person, and I didn’t know shit when I was 20 (no offense 20 year-olds). I also probably came off as sounding like I knew everything and thought I was tough too. I probably annoyed everyone the way KStew annoys some.

“John also played a Conehead on SNL and you (as Bella) have a conehead on the Eclipse poster.”

Bahahaha! Love it! Just goes to show that Photoshop and air brushing are not always your friend. I also have to agree with everyone here; if I was Kristen, I’d certainly be smug about my relationship with Robward, not pissy all the time. However, I do love her f**k off attitude. I wish I had the guts to be that ballsy all the time.

Jacob has always been up there (usually number two-ish to Michael, not that I research these things) but Isabella is fairly new. And Cullen is just weird, although I did have a 12/13 year old named Cullen in one of my teaching experiences.