Hot New Trend: Horny Bisexual Twins!

Everywhere I turn, there’s a new set of twins, with four big boobs, two heightened libidos, and a camera. 2008 was all about two things: bisexuality and twins. Tila Tequila made a name for herself as a bisexual woman looking for love, while Lindsay Lohan came out and met the Ronson of her dreams. And everyone had twins this year — Brangelina, J. Lo, Nancy Grace, the list goes on. But in 2009, being bisexual and having twins isn’t going to get headlines — to be a STAR, you’ll need to be BOTH. Hugh Hefner just added two new Playmates to his mansion — twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. This scenario makes my brain and my tummy hurt, because I can’t help but wonder if they get it on with Hef TOGETHER. Likewise, the new season of “A Shot At Love” is actually a “Double Shot” and features the “Ikki” twins, Rikki and Vikki, who are trying to find a perfect match amongst a pool of sexy beefcakes and hot lesbians. Meanwhile, at New York club The Box, the hottest featured act is the Porcelain TwinZ, who put on a fetish-burlesque show. What’s next? Mary-Kate and Ashley doing porn? “Sweet Valley High” erotica?