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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

April 08, 2011

WITH A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN LOOMING, IT'S TIME TO TAKE MEANINGFUL CITIZEN ACTION IN THE FORM OF: A CAPTION CONTEST

You are invited to come up with a caption for this photo. At some random point we'll cut off the entries and declare a winner, who will receive an autographed copy of I'll Mature When I'm Dead (just out in paperback) with a retail value of $147 million.

UPDATE: The Caption Contest apparently has averted the government shutdown, so we are now closing the comments. We will announce a winner just as soon as we announce a winner. Thank you all for participating. Please resume your medications.

My poor judgement and lack of rectitude have everything to do with art and the rubbish policy making trends of my admnistration. However let me say. Defunding for the giant bass will not be tolerated. Three guesses?

Regarding Goverment Shutdown . I write songs of social commentary . The first song is regarding government procrastinationand it's entitled- Pick Up The Trash . The second is entitled - The Economy Song

Pick Up The Trash
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNydQ2eQ8MA

The Economy Song
http://www.orangetvfl.net/mickey-carroll/they-did-the-wild-video_3b4f15e27.html

I did not plan on entering this contest, I never win these but I really want a copy of Dave's book, and at that current price I can not even afford to walk by a store that is thinking about selling it.

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