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I have good news and bad news. The good news is it’s my buddy Rex’s birthday and he decided to spend it in Dallas. The bad news is I will be working on his birthday and won’t be able to spend it with him.

Happy Birthday Sexy Rexy!

However, he is coming down for a few days so I do get to see his sweet ass.

Happy Birthday Sexy Rexy!

We went out to dinner at this super swank restaurant. I don’t remember the name but it was pretentious. Oh I forgot, Rex brought his entourage, Jessica and this other gay dude. I forgot his name as well, but he does live here in Dallas. They were staying at his place.

Happy Birthday Rex

After dinner we went clubbing around the gayborhood for a bit. Rex was planning on staying for a few days so I really thought that I would be able to spend more time with him to make up for not being there on his birthday but he was busy, I was busy. Life goes on. I’m just happy I got to see him. Love ya Rex. Happy fucking birthday buddy.

Who ever said good-bye wasn’t easy to do probably didn’t live in Austin. Good bye Austin and good riddance. Austin is two words, OVER RATED. Yes you can quote me on that and just to get the point across loud and clear I’ll say it again, “OVER RATED.” I totally agree, it’s a great place to visit, which is probably why we heard such great things about this place. People leave Austin with fabulous things to say because they just left events like SXSW, a concert or conference, etc. so of course they’re gonna leave with their tongue up Austin’s asshole. But the peeps that live here and think that this is it? I’m gonna bet that they haven’t lived anywhere else and if so I’m guessing Nebraska or Alabama. Alright, maybe I’m being a little harsh but I’m just in one of those moods tonight. My friend Shaners would be proud right now because opinionated Doe is out tonight. So if your a die hard Ausinite and accidentally stumbled onto my blog and find yourself offended, carry on good fellow, carry on. This blog is not for you. It’s intended for family, good friends and die hard committed stalkers only, and really just my way to bitch just to bitch. I mean, really, who’s reading this stuff anyhow?

Saying Good-bye

However, Austin does house some cool ass people. I’ve met great friends here and tonight is the night I bid a few of them farewell at Weirdos. Seriously, I can’t believe this is my first time here. Weirdos is such an awesome place.

Saying Good-bye

Poor Ashley’s getting thrown around like a rag doll tonight.

Saying Good-bye

This is me and my bud Dan.

Saying Good-bye

Me and Reeces Pieces.

Saying Good-bye

With Lauren & Trey. I will always remember Trey always singing to me, “moving against Doan,” instead of moving against the wind.” Get it? Maybe it’s better as an inside joke.

Saying Good-bye

Me and a stranger. Seriously, I don’t know this guy.

Saying Good-bye

Kaye-Leigh and me.

Saying Good-bye

Me and Frank.

Saying Good-bye

Me and Michelle. I’m gonna miss her singing all the time. Michelle is one of those people that has every song on the planet memorized. She’ll sing you anything.

Saying Good-bye

Saying Good-bye

Saying Good-bye

I have to say I’m gonna really miss Sexy Rexy. He’s a good friend to have and so crazy.

Saying Good-bye

Well my buddy Kippers got kicked out of Weirdos for being a weirdo. Seriously, I don’t even know but we had to move the party to some dive bar called Canary or Rooster. I’m not sure.

Saying Good-bye

Saying Good-bye

My Sunshine.

Saying Good-bye

Saying Good-bye

Michelle told everyone I was leaving for China and sang, “I will survive.” How did she know I love that song? These guys are a lot of fun. I kinda regret not hanging out as much. It was a great night and such a wonderful way to end the chapter of my life in Austin. Dallas ready or not here I come.

I kissed my husband good night when I walked in the house and said, “I’m so drunk.” Then I stumbled up the stairs to bed.

Today Rex and I got kicked out of 24 Hour Fitness. Well we didn’t exactly get kicked out but we just weren’t allowed to workout so essentially it’s the same thing. Basically, I tried to go in as Jessica, Rex’s roommate since I don’t have a 24 Hour membership and the lady at the counter had the audacity to ask me for an I.D. I was like, “uhh, I didn’t bring it. You guys never use to ask for I.D. before.” And she goes, “yeah, we’re suppose to ask for it and your suppose to carry it with you, but no prob, what’s your date of birth? And I respond something stupid like, “uh, I forgot it.” And she goes, “you forgot your date of birth? So now I have no choice but to confess so proceed to tell her that I didn’t really have a membership and I’m just using my friends card. So then she goes on to tell me that she needs to confiscate the card, just in case it was stolen, just before I snatch it out of her dirty little hands and say, “no your not.” Rex and I head out laughing our asses off and decide to go to Golds Gym instead where Rex went in as my gay husband Ray Hernandez. What, it was an arrange marriage, don’t judge. After our amazing workout we head to JC Penny’s. They have some funky shopping carts that I had Rex model for me.

Went out with a few of my friends tonight. Had a wicked crazy time but I won’t bore ya’ll with the details. At the end of the night we ended up at some random strippers house.

Me and my girl Sparkles.

Lucas loves me.

Our bathroom photo shoot.

This crazy stripper had her boyfriend D.J. our little after party and when the music stopped she flipped the fuck out and was like, “Fucking play music or get the fuck out.” and he was like, “Bitch the systems rebooting,” minus the bitch. And then she was like, “Fuck you, play music or everyone needs to get the fuck out.” Well, she ended up kicking everyone out because she couldn’t wait 2 minutes for the system to reboot and then called the cops on her boyfriend. DIVA!

This is my friend Rex eating chicken feet for the first time at Fortune Chinese Seafood Restaurant in Austin. Watching this video just reminds me why I love Rex so much. He’s straight comedy and doesn’t even try.

It totally looks like the chicken feet is flipping him off. “Fuck you, give me back my toes biznatch.”

After lunch we headed to Toy Joy and a few other random stores and then to Spider House Cafe for my first blueberry matte latte and it was luscious. By the way if you have not been to the Spider House you should definitely make time to go. The coolest internet cafe shop ever.

Every once in a while you come across someone whose energy just lights you up. Lately that person for me is Rex. For me he’s just a refreshing breath of fresh air as loony and crazy as he is. I love him.

Tonight Rex and I hung out. He made me dinner. I got to meet his mom after I scared the shit out of her. It was a good night and dinner was great, even if he overcooked the pasta.