In this holiday edition of (a miniature) weeklies cheat sheet, we get a little variety: Shania Twain, Eva Longoria and Heidi Montag each nab a magazine cover, almost as if the rest of the celebs are taking the holiday off.

No matter – we’ll settle for Twain’s engagement news and Longoria as Sandra Bullock No. 2. And what better way to celebrate the holidays than with pictures of plastic surgery gone horribly wrong?

big al..ur dead on ballz with that virgo trash...us gay guys have to stick, it, together..speak that truth brother.. *kiss* oh by the way i got dibs on shorty tonight my back hurts..oh, and could u pick up more shaving cream for tonight? i cant believe how much we go through..ttyl

Hey steph, right on! Your statement is the first truly dead on I've seen. I tried to shed some light only to be attacked. I just wanted to give you kudos for your insight/opinion! I hope no moron attacks you!

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This for @eirehead not sure if your opinion is that of you being critical or showing that you don't realize how pathetic you are. I'm not engrossed with Heidi but use astrology to understand what makes people tick
and buddy, I'm about 90% dead on. The other 10% is your DNA! I also use you my head other than a hat rack unlike you.

Who cares about Heidi, I don't she kniew what she was getting into. Hey Heidi it's time to grow up. Unload Spencer like a bad habit and get on with your life. The longer you stay with Spencer the worse your life is going to get. So "Smell the Coffee" or it just might be too late.

Haha yeah big al. That's probably it. Its because she is a virgo. Not because she is trying to attract attention to herself with her fame that is escaping her. Not because she lives in hollywood where image is the most important thing. Not because she is trying to stay young and restore how she used to look. No. Its because of made up ideas about stars and birthdays and zodiacs. That is a good point. Haha its so dumb I'm just kidding

Heidi is a Virgo and Virgos are turmoil within at times. They are normally critical and mostly about their self image. Look at MJ, he too was a Virgo and he didn't like his face and made changes that never made him happy and neither will Heidi!

i agree with not talking about this person. she is just a publicity seeking individual who offers nothing in return. her mother seems to be the only honest thing in her life and she refuses to acknowledge that fact. she needs lots of help for whats going on in her head.

I feel that what ever going on in her life is her chooses an im happy for her . being in the spot light is hard an not everyone is a go get her like h. m . an if u are put ur self in her shoes an see if people would be interest in u . life is about expressing what ur about an h.m is doing what makes her happy. u can hate it or love it . god is the only one that will have her back .

She's shameless. First she goes and gets all that done, then disowns her own mother and actually files a restraining order against her simply because she told her she looked just fine before the surgery. Then, when it's clear her 15 minutes of fame are over, she starts running around complaining about the plastic surgeon who just happens to be dead and can't defend himself. I used to feel sorry for her, now I think she's a repulsive former z-lister who will do ANYTHING to be noticed. You watch, if this doesn't work, she'll claim she has/had an eating disorder or say she was molested as a child. Someone make her go away!

Classy??? What planet are you living on?? She is everything that I pray my daughter does NOT turn out to be...no college education, thinks without looks you might as well be dead, and dates a sociopath. Yeah, real class act!!! LOL