Let’s All Move Into The Onion’s ‘Sex House’

The Onion has just debuted the first episode of their new “reality” series, Sex House, and it’s amazing. As pitch-perfect a parody of MTV reality shows as the Onion News Network is of cable news, it stretches out to a length somewhere between normal web videos and late-night Adult Swim shows. The cast of characters is so good. You guys, watch this.

It’s actually just one of four new shows like this that The Onion is running this summer. The other three:

Helcomb County Municipal Lake Dredge Appraisal: the standard-bearer for appraising items dredged up from the bottom of a lake.

Horrifying Planet: the Onion’s seminal science docu-drama that finally exposes nature for the cruel curse that it is.

Troublehacking with Drew Cleary: Internet denizen Drew Cleary is here to help with step-by-step answers for everyday problems like finally getting the white mold off your iPhone.