The prospect of me running a game here has not engendered the enthusiasm I'd have expected, and since I was the one who was originally approached, only to now be put in the position of recruiting for a game I would have never attempted in the first place, I'm going to withdraw my candidacy, without further public comment.

The place never ceases to astound me.

You don't put bumper stickers on Ferraris. You don't put graffiti on a church. By the same ironclad reasoning, you don't put a tattoo on a beautiful woman.