We have a Tactical Buyers Club for our readers.

What is the Tactical Buyers Club?

It is a rewards program for backing Breach-Bang-Clear (#backthebang on social media).

People who support us via Patreon (a recurring platform for crowdfunding) have access to special pricing, early deals, and giveaways.

Collectively, all companies in the club are referred to as the “Morningwood Bazaar.” A bazaar is like a medieval marketplace or souk. Only our bazaar sells badass tactical gear and firearm accessories instead of primitive shit.

There is also fewer lice and more toilet paper.

How do I join the Tactical Buyers Club?

Simple. If you like what you see on Breach-Bang-Clear and our social frequencies, give us $1 a month, or $5 a month, or however much you’d like to pledge.

Learn more about the Tactical Buyers Club (House Morningwood):

This post will be updated as new benefits are added, we remember what we forgot, or we have to fix something we fucked up.

Is reading Breach-Bang-Clear worth at least $1 month to you? That’s not even a lapdance! Consider backing us!

Support Breach-Bang-Clear.

What is Patreon? It’s a crowdfunding platform. Breach-Bang-Clear readers pledge from $1 to $50 a month to “House Morningwood” (our Game of Thrones house, complete with sigil!), to help us with expenses. We, in turn, give our supporters unique content, membership to a closed discussion group, and access to the “Morningwood Bazaar“, which is basically helluva lot of unique discount codes (up to 60%) to numerous manufacturers and retailers. “Bend the knee” to House Morningwood and help us cover costs. Rise Before Dawn!

Take heed! We have advertisers, sponsors, and affiliate relationships with some of the companies you will be reading about (particularly, but not limited to, archival posts). If you purchase one of those items, we will get a small commission from the sale at no additional cost to you. A lot of work goes into Breach-Bang-Clear; by making your purchase through one of our portals you’ll be supporting our work. This will help us buy beer, bullets, and barbecue, and we won’t have to put pop-up ads and other such stupid shit into our articles to pay our expenses.

Swingin' Dick

Richard "Swingin' Dick" Kilgore is half of the most storied celebrity action figure team in the world (and the half that doesn't prefer BBWs). He believes in American Exceptionalism, America, holding the door for any woman (lady or whore) and the idea that you should be held accountable for what comes out of your fucking mouth. Swingin' Dick has been a warrior gyrovague for many years now and is, apparently, impossible to kill -- he once had a complete body transplant after an IED hit the gun truck in which he was riding. True story, one of the Cav guys mailed his head and arm home. Swingin' Dick comes from a long line of soldiers and LEOs (his Great Uncle commanded an Air Cav battalion in Vietnam and his many times removed great grandfather was one of the few original Burt Mossman era Arizona Rangers). Swingin' Dick detests Joy Behar and Chris Matthews almost as much as he enjoys traveling the world to crush crime vice and evil. He believes the opportunity to lead eeeelight team of Breach Bang Clear minions is the most improbably awesome thing an action figure has ever done and he's immensely proud of his perfect hair.
Loyalty and respect should start from the top down.