Update: I was unfortunately not aware of Shamus Young's severe criticism of Fallout 3 available here to link in the original piece and I regret that. It dovetails rather nicely with what I've written and it's much better executed than my piece. I strongly recommend anyone...

Hells yes. The weather was perfect today. We went to the CWS Homerun Derby last night and spent today playing baseball in the backyard and playing Injustice indoors. We barbecued some burgers and dogs and drank soda out of glass bottles. Then we watched as our neighborhood lit up hundreds of dollars worth of foreign fireworks.

And a cup of Joe and a tip of the ballcap to you, good sir._________________I forgot •I was so young then, but so old now, so here. I think this makes me an environmentalist of some sort & should be worth a tax credit on my tax return. This counts as a receipt. #Blessed #FixItJesus #smh

You know who doesn't care about the 4th of July? Your cat and your dog. They're hiding under a coffee table while you all (y'all) are shooting off those fireworks! So think about the animals next year and just use sparklers.

Nah i'm just kidding. Fuck those animals. amirite? That's the American way! ....Umm i didn't mean that literally.

SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS HUGS AND KISSES EVERYTHING'S A-OK (run, please)_________________I forgot •I was so young then, but so old now, so here. I think this makes me an environmentalist of some sort & should be worth a tax credit on my tax return. This counts as a receipt. #Blessed #FixItJesus #smh