Summary

“Holy fuck, ang gwapo mo, what the fuck, are you real?” The guy utters out in one go, just standing there with his dick out for all the world to see.“I can see your penis,” Neo announces eloquently.“You can have a go at it if you want,” the guy smirks in response. They stare at each other, and Neo might have glanced more than once at the guy’s dick.

Or the soulmates AU where the first words your soulmate ever says to you is a mark on your skin, and Salle and Neo don't have the best ones.