Tuesday, November 30, 2010

The wonderful folks over at CSN stores recently contacted me about doing a giveaway on my blog. They have over 200 different stores selling everything from tv tables to bathroom sinks.

I really got excited about getting some free cookware from their cookware site, but the Le Creuset skillet I was hoping for costs a little more than the $35 they are going to give me.

So, you my loyal readers luck out.
I'll be spending the $35 on six of my second favorite item on their site, this bunny mug.
I'm keeping one for myself, and giving the other five away.

To enter all you need to do is leave a comment and make sure that you leave your email if I am not going to be able to find it in 2 clicks or less.

I'm also giving an extra entry to anyone who leaves a comment
AND was following me before this post went live.

If for some reason the bunny mug is going to be inappropriate for your workplace, feel free to peruse any of CSN's other 200 stores and tell me what you'd rather have as long as it costs the same or less than the bunny mug.

Monday, November 29, 2010

I always thought, I'll know when I'm a big deal blogger when I get bad PR pitches too.

So a few days ago I get this email,

asking ME if I'd be interested in doing a review/giveaway.

Unlike some of the offers I've heard other bloggers laugh at, this seemed well written (enough),

and didn't ask me to whore myself out while getting nothing in return.

Of course, they didn't address me by name,

but they didn't screw up my name either, so I'll call that even.

I checked out their website with minimal expectations and immediately saw that they carry a brand of cookware that I've lusted over for years, but this is what happened when I considered buying a piece of it once.

Me (to hubby): "While I was out shopping today I saw this awesome skillet,

I almost bought it, but thought I should run it by you."

Hubby: "Why?"

Me: " It was $70"

Him: "It's a good thing you didn't buy it then,

I would have had to hit you upside the head with it."

Me: "That would have hurt. It was cast iron."

I emailed them back and said "Sure, I'd love to receive two of these skillets.

One for me and one to giveaway to one of my 19 many followers."

I don't know for sure if this is how it works, but it sure as heck is how I want it to work,

so I decided to put it out there. The worst they could say is no, right?

I'm pretty sure at some point they will figure out that I am not, in fact, the big deal they thought I was, and rescind their offer to give me free stuff. In the meantime I'll dream, and maybe if each of you goes and finds a few friends to come follow me before they come to check me out further, we'll actually get these frying pans.

Hint Hint.

After replying to them with my wishes, I went back to close the window to their online store,

but got distracted by a coffee mug with what appeared to be rabbits on it,

doing that thing that rabbits are famous for.

I clicked on it, and what would you know, it was a coffee mug, with rabbits, making rabbits.

In. Multiple. Positions.

Like I'm pretty sure it was the bunny Kama Sutra on a coffee mug.

BUT THEN, once I was actually looking at the mug with the fornicating rabbits on it,

it suggested that people that liked that item also viewed....

the coffee mug with the bears,

or the one with the penguins,

or elephants,

all of them in the throes of passion.

Well except maybe the bears,

they kinda looked like they were trying to bite each other's faces off.

Then I was pissed at myself for not looking a little longer before agreeing to write sponsored content for a frying pan when I could have had the bunny porn mug! I've decided that if they turn me down for the skillet, telling me that a blog with only nineteen followers isn't worthy of a $70 skillet, I'm going to ask again for the mug.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Six days ago my youngest came home from school and passed out on the couch.
I knew without looking at her that she was sick.
A mom knows.

My hubby came home that night and kept complaining that it was too cold
in the 70 degree house.
He was sick too.
This was going to be fun.

Five days ago my hubby insisted he needed to go to the doctor.
I told him he was wasting his time and a copay.
He still wanted to go.
Okey Dokey.

I called and made him an appointment.
Because I'm the mom and know who the doctor is.
As I expected the doctor told him to take Alka Selzer Plus and plenty of fluids
and to return Monday if he wasn't better.
I saved a copay on the kid.

My hubby always tells me I'm not a doctor,
but I've taken my kids to the doctor enough times to know when the symptoms are going to warrant the trip and be worth the chance we pick up something more fun.

Then the fever and lethargy spawned a nice cough.

The weekend came and my facebook status read
"My house sounds like the seal exhibit at the zoo".
One of my friends commented "dead sardines all over the place?"
I have funny friends.

By Monday the fevers were better, but the coughs were worse.
My husband did not return to the doctor.
I thought he must be feeling better.
Apparently he was just enjoying being miserable too much.

I finally took my little one to the doctor yesterday, she got an inhaler and antibiotics,
since after 5 days she still had a low grade fever.
Hubby couldn't get in yesterday so he goes back today and I'm sure he'll get the same thing.

It's a good thing too.
Because it's kinda sad that my 9 year old is handling being sick better than her daddy.
And I haven't gotten anything done that I wanted to do in a week.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

My drivers license says I've been a adult two times over, but so far I suck at being a grown up.

I still shop in the juniors section, because I refuse to wear the jeans that cover my belly button,
and there is no in between. It's either the juniors section or the grandma section.
WTF? Where is the hip 30 something year old section?

I've been drinking coffee for 20 something years, if you consider a grande white mocha a coffee.
I know it's more like a hot chocolate with a little coffee thrown in.
I didn't own or know how to operate a coffee maker until 2 years ago.
My coffee to creamer ratio is 2:1.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

So almost a month (gasp) ago I told you guys all about my entryway and why I live in constant fear that someone will come to my door and see the mess and clutter. I vowed to do something about it. I was a girl on a mission. I had all these fabulous ideas in my head and I was going to tackle that entryway.

Yeah. About that.

A lack of money, procrastination, and other life obligations kinda got in the way of that.

I did pick up some scrapbook paper and Mod Podge to spruce up the shoe thingie. The actual Mod Podging has not commenced however.

The dog crate problem was partially solved, at least in my head anyway, when I found this article on how to hide a dog crate. Amazing what searching Google for "how to hide a dog crate" will find you. The remaining problem is for me to A) get the table, and B) figure out how to keep the dogs from being able to reach the fabric. They kinda like to pull any fabric they can snag with their claws into their crate and shred it. This might not work well if I have something pretty sitting on top of the table. So there is some sort of crate retrofit in order if this is going to work. Once again it just takes money.

The one issue I did manage to solve was what to do with all the hats, gloves, etc. that were overflowing in a too small plastic tote on top of the shoe thing.

Yes, my friends, that is an over the door shoe rack holding all the hats, gloves, and scarves. It is not, but is remarkably similar to, the over the door shoe rack some of you might remember me ranting about way back in December of 2008. Now just so you know, THAT shoe rack was given to me in December of 2005 and even though I had no use for it, I held on to it (because it was a gift and hoping I'd find something I could use it for). I finally gave up and put it in a garage sale this past January so I would have less to move to Michigan, and now, just as I lamented about in this post, as soon as I got rid of it, I needed it. Grr.

This past weekend I went to the store and spent $12.99 on this over the door shoe rack. I came home and put it on the door. I put all the hats and what not in it. I proudly showed the hubby what I had done.

Hubby: "What is that?"
Me: "That would be my mad home organizational skillz"
Hubby: "And what EXACTLY did you USE to achieve this organization?"
Me: "an over the door shoe rack?"
Hubby: "A what???"
Me: "An over the door shoe rack"
Hubby: "You'd better not let your mom see that"
Me: "I know"

Sunday, November 7, 2010

As I've been exercising my creative muscles this past month, the kids have wanted to play too. Every time I pull out the craft supplies, they are right there saying "Can I make something?". That gave me an idea. They are old enough now, 14, 12, and 9 to really start thinking about Christmas in terms of giving rather than receiving. So I told them that this year, I want them to make presents for each other, grandmas, and mom and dad. I gave them a week to plan what they want to make and took them shopping at the craft store this weekend. They came up with some really good ideas. It will be interesting to see how they turn out. I won't post any pics until the gifts are given, but look for them in a future post.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

A few days ago Laurie posted 20 Thanksgiving Crafts To Make. I loved the concept behind crafts 1 - 4, to decorate for Thanksgiving with something that would cause the kids, and the hubby and I, to think about what we are grateful for. Sometimes I think we all get so caught up wanting things we don't have (and don't need) that we forget to take stock of our blessings.

A trip to JoAnn's last night and a trip to the Salvation Army store this morning
yielded the items needed to make my board.

I worked on it for hours. Mostly because the chipboard letters were on the smallish
side and I wanted to Mod Podge them with fall scrapbook paper.
Tracing and cutting out all the letters took forever.

I finally finished it and invited the kids to come write what they were thankful for.

Tiffany is thankful for her family, shelter, and bananas.

Kimberly is thankful for mommy and daddy's love & yummy muffins.

Aimee is thankful for all the wonderful people that I love and all the love we share.

They drew some interesting pictures too.

After I took this picture the hubby came over and added that he was thankful for whoopie cushions and added to the art fest with a drawing of a dude wearing sunglasses.