Re: Candy Crush

well, i did get a Nintendo DSXL for Christmas, which will cover me at home if i'm not reading/netflixing, but that's not acceptable to walk around with at work. i haven't really played any other phone games other than words with friends.

Originally Posted by guedita

Which healthcare provider will euthanize you the fastest as a service to society?

Re: Candy Crush

Level 421 canSUCK MY DICK

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: Candy Crush

I need to grumble about stage 65. It's like if I get rid of all the chocos, I still can't ever crack all the jellies!! It's screwing outrageous. Screw this. Someone defeat this ridiculous stage for me.

Re: Candy Crush

I've been stuck on 421 for a couple weeks. I'm tempted to pay to get extra moves.

I was stuck on this one for a long time and I'm pretty sure I paid to get myself out of it.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

Originally Posted by thelastgreatman

Send em to Uggo Amy, she'll play right along. Wanna see a chick fuck a dog?

Re: Candy Crush

Woah major coincidence this thread was just bumped. I downloaded it about 30 mins ago for the first time and after about 20 mins playing it decided to uninstall it from my phone. I could easily see myself doing nothing but this game so I decided to quit while I still can if I ever want to get anything done again. Got to level 16 though.

Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein

Why aren't there more good role models for fat people who fall down a lot?