Episode 1 of the download-only Watchmen game launches imminently. Here’s the highlights of what happens. We enjoyed Nite Owl’s bone-crunching combos and it made us laugh at times, but otherwise it’s not gonna be setting any houses on fire.

They said it could never be filmed. But now Watchmen is about to become not only a film, but a game too. This download-only fight-fest is an episodic prequel to the forthcoming movie, don’t you know. Len Wein, editor of the original Watchmen comic, wrote the story.