HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber has reportedly told one of his close friends Kim Kardashian that he plans to visit Lindsay Lohan once she gets settled into her new jail cell at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles.

Justin confessed that he has always had a crush on older women such as Kelly Clarkson, Kim Kardashian, Taylor Swift, and Lilo Lohan.

Bieber blushed when he said that he often fantasizes about sitting on a secluded Caribbean Island with Lohan and counting all of her freckles, even the ones on her (blank).

When Bieber was asked what exactly he meant by her (blank) he blushed and softly whispered the words tuzzy muzzy (muffin).

He was asked if he did not feel that Lohan was quite wild for him. He smiled and said that he likes wild women because they seem to be much better cooks that the more passive women.

When asked what his favorite foods are he replied hot dogs, corn dogs, wieners on a stick, and plain Oscar Meyer Wieners.

He was then asked if he did not think it odd that all of his favorite foods kind of resemble the male member.

Bieber got a puzzled look on his boyish face and asked, "Now what the heck is a male member?"

In a related story. Paris Hilton says that she will also visit LiLo once she gets settled in. She says that since she herself spent time in the same women's prison she will talk to the guards about providing Lohan with extra ketchup, which she stated she is pretty much addicted to.

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