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Am I turning into my grandfathers? Last year it was this: This was the old man’s dream: power windows, power locks, power motor, plus style and gravitas. Karma: I don’t think he lusted after the falling apart piece of shitness of this particular example. He had the money, but had to wait for the old lady […]

Or what million dollar stakes earns you in Vegas (besides hookers and blow): land yachts to take you wherever you want to go. And, of course, RIGHT BACK TO YOUR FAVORITE CASINO RIGHT HERE, SIR!!! Meanwhile, farther down (up?) the Strip…