Monday, February 16, 2009

Today brings us one of our most sacred holidays, Presidents' Day, where our Government decided to take two days federal employees got off work (the birthdays of Washington and Lincoln) and combine them into one day of festive celebration. So take today to solemnly celebrate and partake in what two of our greatest Presidents cherished most: deeply discounted mattresses, carpeting, and furniture. As part of the celebration I give you Brad Neely's odes to two of our Presidents, JFK and George Washington.