Sunday, June 07, 2009

Hello Dear

Today I visited my MySpace page for the first time in ages--just for old times' sake, and because I ran out of ways to avoid writing my research paper. I thought I'd share with you, dear readers, a little gem sent to me a few months ago from one James Smith, a 44-year-old divorced contractor from Brooklyn. The message appears _exactly_ as I received it.

Subject: Hello Dear

Message: Hello Lovely...How are you and how you doing i hope all is wellwith you....am james and am new i just got tothis site cos i will love to meet someone i willshare the rest of my life with have been singlefor 3 years now and since when i lost mywife...well i will let you more about myself whenyou write back to me and pls tell me abit ofyourself in your reply...cos am here for a seriousrelationship and i will be very happy to hear backfrom you son have gone throught your profileand i must tell you i will love to spend the rest ofmy life with you...i hope to hear from you soon...let put things togerther and see the outcome...Stay blessed..Regards...James.S