Well, here&#8217;s the problem, Pauline; I&#8217;ve never BEEN to a white elephant gift exchange. But I DID receive a chinsty, teary-eyed ceramic onion with wire arms and legs for my last birthday. That was a first. But it came from my special Onion Buddy, so it was acceptable&#8230; &#8230;otherwise I would&#8217;ve tossed it!AND I can hop on one foot while rubbing my stomach and tapping my head.So there.Maybe I can qualify&#8230;?