"H-hey you out there, whoever was talking to us a minute ago? Can you at least tell us what...the...hell is going on?!?"

— In response to the Shadow Man on round 3

"My wife, my ex-wife, my de-dead wife, it was never enough for her. No matter what I did, she complained; if I was busy, I wasn't paying her enough attention, if I wasn't busy, I was lazy. She complained, and she spent money: and she was really good at both."

— Confessing his sin to the Shadow Man

"I thought evil contracts were usually signed in blood..."

— After picking up the Pen

"They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Unless, of course, it happens to be a sword fight."

— After picking up the Pen

"Oh, this reminds me of when I was a child, playing Cops n Robbers."

— After picking up the Badge

"Ugh, I'm not gonna get in trouble for impersonating a police officer now, am I?"

— After picking up the Badge

"It's my workshop where I create the props for my spellbinding illusions! Yes..."

— After entering his Landing for the first time, in response to the Shadow Man

"W-would I be able to talk to my lawyer before answering that?"

— After entering the Ruby Rabbit for the first time, in response to the Shadow Man

"...No, I-I can't say that it is..."

— After entering the boxing gym for the first time, in response to the Shadow Man

"Well, ah, I-I have watched the occasional performance in this establishment..."

— After entering the Burlesque for the first time, in response to the Shadow Man

"No one ever says "Good job, Jackie". No one ever says "Hey, thanks for keeping the streets safe for normal folks. Here's a raise in pay so you don't have to go on the fuckin' take to pay for your bills". NO ONE EVER FUCKING SAYS THAT TO JACKIE FUCKING VINCENT!"

— After completing the ritual in the Ruby Rabbit

"I got problems. I got a fuckin' wife who won't stop bitchin' about how much I drink, how much I eat, how much I smoke, how much I wanna fuck. I swear I got an ulcer the size of Staten fuckin' Island."

— After completing the ritual in the Ruby Rabbit

"Bumpin' off my snitch, that's one thing. He was a no good lowlife, world's better off without him, but my partner...shit, he didn't deserve that."

— After completing the ritual in the Ruby Rabbit

"It takes a certain kind of man to wear a toupee. Yo Nero, this yours?"

— Upon picking up the Hair Piece.

"It takes a certain kind of idiot to wear a toupee."

— Upon picking up the Hair Piece

"I'm Jackie motherfuckin' Vincent!"

— When randomly killing zombies.

"I've been shot three times in the line of duty, it's gonna take more than a scratch to bother me! "

"You bear the mark, you are cursed! You must place your hand upon the stone!"

— Said at the beginning of a match.

"You have blood on your hands, it cannot be cleansed! Your sins have allowed others to tear their way into your world."

— Said at the beginning of round 2-3

"Your world, as it was, is still here. It's shifted slightly, wrenched from its rightful place. Many of the souls, who inhabited it, have succumbed to the... darkness. There are echoes in themselves, trapped in a fractured shadow of reality."

— Said at the beginning of round 2-3

"They are coming. They have already corrupted this world with their twisted malfeasance. YOU are chosen, YOU are marked, YOU are cursed!"

— Said at the beginning of round 2-3

"Only by invoking the beast, can you find the items you need. You must explore the... unexplored."

— Said at the beginning of round 3.

"Why did you kill?"

— Said at the beginning of round 5-8.

"You must confess."

— Said at the beginning of round 5-8.

"I can only help you if you confess. Only through acceptance can the mark be removed"

— Said at the beginning of round 5-8.

"The Summoning Key is the most powerful artifact in this, or any other dimension."

— Upon obtaining the Summoning Key.

"In your mortal hands, you now hold the Summoning Key. You cannot imagine its power, guard it with your life."

— Upon obtaining the Summoning Key.

"The journey has began. We may yet returned the world to its correct alignment."

— Upon obtaining the Summoning Key.

"These are our TRUE enemies!"

— Said upon the first spawn of the Keepers.

"We must hurry! The Keepers seek to hasten the collapse of the dimensions."

— Said upon killing the Keepers for the first time.

"This...is a room of secrets. Do you know what I speak of?"

— When the player enters Nero's Landing for the first time.

"The Ruby Rabbit. Each of you knows this place. What does it mean to you?"

— When the player enters The Ruby Rabbit for the first time.

"The boxing gym. Is this room...familiar to you?"

— When the player enters the boxing gym for the first time.

"The Burlesque. More than any other place in this city, your paths have crossed here."

— When the player enters the Burlesque for the first time.

"A ritual must be performed... a sacrifice must be made... bring me item that links you to the other world."

— Said upon picking up the items.

"Here we go! The ritual now commences!"

— When a ritual begins for the first time.

"Your sacrifice has been chosen."

— When a ritual begins.

"The worm must be taken to the secret place, only then will you have the means to repel the unearthly horde. Four must be collected, only then can we prevent the destruction of your world."

— Said upon acquiring the first gateworm.

"Complete the ritual! The gateworm's energy must be released!"

— Upon entering the Pack-a-Punch area.

"Your services to the overlords is appreciated. Our complete assimilation of this dimension will now... Proceed."

— Upon completing the 5th ritual.

"(Sigh)... Your efforts are as insignificant as your very existence"

— During the easter-egg.

"Your world belongs to us, the process cannot be reversed!"

— During the easter-egg.

"Why do you persist? Do you not see the futility of your efforts?"

— During the easter-egg.

"Accept your fate and kneel before your new masters."

— During the easter-egg.

"You have lived beyond your usefulness, your only purpose now... is to suffer."

— During the easter-Egg

"Does the guilt haunt you? It should. You are the ones responsable for everything that are transpired."

— During the easter-egg

"How could this be?! This was NOT what supposed to order the prophecies!"

Vincent:Hey Floyd! I was at the fight last week. You messed him up good, you fucking animal.

Campbell:There's a little more to it than that, but I appreciate it.

Vincent:C'mon, you're in the fight game. You know how this works. Debts. They always have to be paid.

Campbell:You're saying we're here because we owe a debt?

Vincent:It's survival of the fittest. I don't know about you, but I don't think Magic Man and Twinkle Tits are gonna make it.

Campbell:Ehh, I'm looking out for number one, know what I'm sayin'? I don't have a problem with anyone... unless they get in my way.

Vincent:C'mon, we gotta be realistic here. These two morons are only slowing us down. How about, we team up and uh, *whistles*. C'mon, you know?

Campbell:You wanna take them out of the game? That's your business. Told you before, I'm looking out for myself. There's no easy way of getting out of this. He told us right from the start. We bear the mark. We are cursed.

Vincent:Curses? I don't believe in fucking curses. We make our own destiny. There's gotta be a way to get out of this nightmare!

Jessica:You're so ugly, I almost thought you were one of them. Do me a favor, and stay the Hell away from me.

Campbell:Calm down, lady. Believe me. If I wanted to cause trouble, I could. Right now, I couldn't give two bits what you think... You seem friendly with the magician. Does he... know something about what's going on?

Jessica:He's a "child of privilege"!... He barely knows how to wipe his own ass. Word to the wise, you might wanna look out for our detective friend. I think he's ready to sell you out.

Campbell:Vincent? He's no friend of mine. I wouldn't trust that crooked piece of garbage if he swore on his mother's life... So what's your story? You seem kinda like the odd one out here. Or have you got blood on your hands too?

Jessica:I have only ever done what I needed to protect myself. If this is about getting us to say sorry, then someone's in for a disappointment.

Campbell:You don't care about what happens to anyone but yourself, do ya?

Jessica:You're right. And that makes me exactly the same as the rest of you.

Vincent:Listen, sweet tits, I know who you are. I know what you do. I'd trust you about as far as I could piss in a hurricane.

Jessica:I know who you are too... A crooked cop with more bad habits than he could deal with.

Vincent:You know you're not gonna get far on your own. Stick with me and you might have a chance.

Jessica:I don't rely on anyone, Detective. Least of all, a dirty cop who will double-cross me at the first opportunity.

Vincent:So, this fucking Magic Man, do you think he knows something we don't? This shit seems right up his alley.

Jessica:Oh, Detective, are you really so naive? Nero's about as "magic" as my left cheek!... Are you still looking to make alliances, Detective? I'm thinking, maybe I could do worse than team up with you.

Vincent:I knew you'd come around. You're a lot better off with me than the meathead or the conjurer.