Friday, December 19, 2014

The Last Post Of 2014 Of Any Kind (And BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz)!

So this is it, I'm shutting down the presses until Monday, January 5th, Two Thousand and Freaking Fifteen, at which point I will resume regular updates:

"Wow, I can't believe it's almost 2015," he sighed wistfully.

If you'd have told me 25 or 30 years ago that by 2015 we would not be living on Mars, or traveling in flying cars, or vacationing in a democratic North Korea, I'd have been profoundly disappointed.

Indeed I'm still profoundly disappointed.

And if you'd have told me I'd be a semi-professional bike blogger when I grow up, I'd have saved myself a bunch of time by dropping out of grade school and getting a head start on the path to loserdom.

Actually, come to think of it, I did get a heard start on the path to loserdom:

Amazing. If you had told me 25 or 30 years ago that I'd be on the Internet selling hats, I'd have said: A) "What the fuck is an Internet?," and 2) "Why would I put a hat over this luxurious non-thinning mane of partially-bleached hair?"

And if by some miracle none of the above stuff appeals to you, then buy something from one of the fabulous companies who generously sponsor this blog. Brooks! Knog! Rivendell! WorkCycles! State! Walz! Classic Cycle! You're telling me that between all these fine purveyors of bike stuff and all these fine curators of bike blogs you're going to buy your presents at freaking Target?!?

Frankly, I'm disgusted.

Then again, that Kent road bike is pretty sweet, so maybe I spoke too soon:

And now, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If your'e right then good, and if you're wrong then you'll see Fred "Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" speed on the flats.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and have a joyous and bountiful pagan-based-gift-giving-and-arbitrary-turning-over-of-the-Gregorian-calendar celebratory season.

See you back here on Monday, January 5th, 2015.

(Unless we've all colonized space by then and we're waiting for our Internet to get hooked up.)

Thank you for entertaining us another year. I look forward to your posts and the comments everyday.I hope Santa or the Jewish equivalent brings you the Wal-Mart Fatty and you hook up the Fly6 to it for your victorious January return to posting.BTW, what brand cigarette did you smoke?

I'm disappointed in no more posts this year (because I'm selfish), but thanks for the weekdaily* diversion. Go on lots of rides on your vacation and come back with plenty of piss and/or vinegar for 2015.

What? Huh? You mean…BACK to Mars? I thought Mars had been identified as our Planet of origin? Go back, now? I’m so confused. That, and I don’t WANT to go back. I’m having such good time here, slowly rolling through ALL the California stop signs! Christmas? I’ve shopped! Got BSNYC, Brooks, Knog, and Rivendell. I should really get some stuff for someone else, too. Oh well. 2015! It’s going to be a good year! If I can just make it to there…

#5 is false. Bad reporting by Gizmodo, there is no "collabo" with Strava. The actual Volvo press release says:"Using a popular smartphone app for bicyclists, like Strava, the cyclist’s position can be shared through the Volvo cloud to the car, and vice versa."

Strava is just used as an example of an app that could provide the rider's location.

So sad to hear about the Speed Up bag not get crowd funded by Crapstarter. Silly Europeans, if you want to crowd fund stupid ideas in America, it has to have Bluetooth, because people over here are just looking for an actual useful application of blueteeth.

A Happy Festivus to all, I cannot tell you how badly you all have disappointed me again this year, which I plan to outline in the Airing of Grievances on December 23rd . Your only recourse is to excel in the feats of strength, which for cyclists is bending cooked linguini with one's bare hands. As always, I salivate at the idea of the Pepperidge Farm cake decorated with M&Ms.I feel so depressed this time of year and distracted by all that tinsel. My Festivus Yarmulke is in place and ready for the holidays. May thee Lorde fuck over each and every one of you. I meant that.

well ah started out pilfering mamas winston's in the 50s. after a few years moved on to pilfering the old man's camels (unfiltered of course). i think mama had stopped puffing and the old man went through about 3 cartons a week so he wasn't gonna miss a few. in high school i switched to those benson & hedges. The cool hard pack that was wider and thinner than a normal pack and I think kind of slid open or something. but eventually went back to those winstons. but first ah found climbing mtn trails was gettin harder and finally when ah figured it was hurtin mah petalling, ah finally quit after 50 years. but ah'll tell ya when science comes back and tells us those things are really good for us, ah'll be back.

OMG! How could I have forgotten Winstons, here in the land of NASCAR and the Alabama Gang. If it ain't the Winston Cup it ain't racing. Fuck it, never smoked 'em. Favorite jokeCouple after a tryst.Do you smoke after sex?I don't know, let me look.Wwwwwaaaaaahhhhh!Nothing like an ex smoker to throughly hate any and all smokers around him.BamaPhred not responsible for my actions

Right back at ya Snobbo [insert douche-clamation mark]. Thanks very much for writing, ride safe, and don't forget to don your Standards compliant sun hat at all times while outdoors (not one of those useless little cycling caps you're hawking). Remember, double demerit points apply for sun exposure offences over the holiday period.

Today I dressed in my best velo look, appalled the neighbors on my ride. i compared Snob's adolescent photo to one of my own of the same age. Uugghh. 20 years prior to Snob, I suspect. Hair high and tight, a plain unadorned white t shirt, cutoff blue jean shorts. Chuck Taylor's? T shirt and shorts so tight Liberace would have blushed. It was summertime, so I had that going for me anyway. BamaPhred

Drinkin' all that Mountain Dew since she was knee high to a grasshopper has done and gone rotted all them teeth right out o' Mary Sue's head. Now from my thinking, that really sucks big time. In fact it sucks so much, I ain't got no need to go near her coal chute. Y'all take care an' no fightin' when them kin folk come over an' try to steal them beers you done hid behind the sofa.

Aren't you the guy who's doing all that hacking? They say "Anonymous" hacked this, "Anonymous" hacked that. And yet you still have time to comment here. Werry Inscrutable!

SOME of my organs are good enough to be sold: Toes in good shape, no fungus. Feet, very clean, romanesque even. Fingers excellent, except thumbs. Thumb tips have certain dry skin issue, willing to negotiate there.

Liver, kinda iffy. If you really need a good one, maybe better to try elsewhere.....

Thinking about a Kickstarter cycling tour of Florence, Paris, Rome.Florence, AL - Was surveyed by an Italian gentleman anywayParis, TN - Eiffel Tower and Worlds biggest fish fry, not to mention the worlds biggest catfish sign, maybe, and resident philosopher, Mr McFLy.Rome, Ga See the replica Romulus and Remus statue (The Capitoline Wolf)donated by no less that Benito Mussolini.6 grand and all the Elvis's you can eat. (PBJ-n-nanner sandwiches)Will run concurrent with the TDF, all the drugs you can injest, but none furnishedBamaPhred

Better yet...get Jennie Price's man into it and while he rides I will entertain her via pleasure craft on the backwaters and seedy lakeside bars of Ky lake. Boat rides and beers tend to bring out the fun side of even the prudish of women.

thx JLRB. may not have any scotch tonight. I put my bike lock on it and at the moment can't remember the combo. but i've got some sauvignon blanc and the damn cat only drinks reds. also might nip either the capt morgan or sailor jerry. of course the cat doesn't go for those because you know cats and water.

It's a Festivus miracle! The mail man brought me a new jersey (not to be confused with the state with the big 'ol fat boy with a temper Governor). The orange snob colorway looks good - will have to try it on later....

When you bastards order all yer fookin' shite on the inter fookin' web, who brings it to yer fookin' door? It's yer fookin' postal bastard man! Now give that bastard his due an' don't fook with him because he might go fookin' postal!

Like when you start delivering to my door, I'll think about it. Shit I'd settle for delivering at all. door, mailbox, out by the road. But no. Your lazy ass sits there in that over heated orifice and I have to walk close to a half mile to get my mail.

In the land of Canada our Postal Fuhrer CEO has decreed that door to door delivery will soon be verboten. However he did cite the cardiovascular health benefits for the elderly and the infirm as now they have to struggle through the slush and snow, seeking the nearest community 'super mailbox' to pick up their correspondence.

I hope your vacation is going well. My scranus asked me to write a short note to say thanks for finally convincing me that a hand chamfered artisanal ass pedestal would make a good present. I've been skeptical for years but I am pleased to report I am now a believer.

Today I sat on my seat for 2 1/2 hours and nary a complaint from my scranus so it must be true what they say.

It's true, Canada will no longer have postal service to the door, part of our National Seniors Health Care strategy of WIOYP, "Walk it Off, You Pussies". Our postmaster was a high school football coach.

I Prancercize every day, and it keeps me looking great with my girlish figure. The only issue is that I've had to hoard leopard skin stirrup tights, which I can now only get from a few hundred women's shops in New Jersey.

May the door not hit the old year's ass on the way out and grab the new one by the ears on the way in. Happy New Year dudes and dudettesPS BSNYC jersey gets a thumbs up. Covers the ass, hides the gut, and doesn't flap in the breeze. BamaPhred

Snob and the Raphael Club tweets. For £200 it better come with a members only badge and a secret decoder ring. I bet the secret message is code for Be Sure to Buy Your RaphaBetween Rapha and Strava I've never felt like more of an outcast. "Sigh" Guess I will go full Snob Fredly and appall those out on the Great Fred Way today. BamaPhred

Had more time than usual with the NYT on New Year's, so was amused to read about these retired former New Yorkers in the Style section:

There’s only one aspect of Portland the newcomers haven’t been able to embrace. “I picked out the perfect Dutch bicycle,” Ms. Childs said. “But I realized I’m terrified to ride in a city. So my bike sits in the garage and looks pretty as hell.”

My New Year's wish for her is to get on the bike, get over her fear of riding in a city (Portland!!), and enjoy the thing. Same for the rest of us, and Happy New Year, all!

Thank you!Lol! So always, then? Dunno how it can possibly be that a person who cares deeply about being on time can forever be running a couple of minutes behind, but whatever the reason, at least it has made me a FAST rider! Silver linings, etc, etc...

Rode in some rain today. My Woohoo hat kept the stinging drops out of my eyes. Sidebar: I neglected to pull up my bib suspenders somehow and when I would go to stand they would be hung on the saddle. I didn't notice cuz I had a jacket on.

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Unimaginable and unbelievable. I am Tracy Jones from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. Do you need your ex husband or lover urgently? I wanna tell you that you need not to worry because i have a good news for those out there that are faced or similar to such situation because there is always a hope and a solution to all problem. There is a great spell caster called Dr Eku who can really solve your problem. Getting my lover back is what i can't imagine but when I was losing Newton, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly but my Aunty told me about this spell caster who also helped her on the internet. I thought it won't work but i just tried to give this man a chance and i ordered a LOVE SPELL. Two days later, my phone rang. Newton was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to know how much I loved and needed him. This Spell Casting isn’t brainwashing, but he opened up his eyes to know how much we have to share together. I recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try him because he will help you and make things be the way it ought to be. If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email drekuperfectspells@yahoo.com and just visit DREKUPERFECTSPELLS.blogspot.com and see so many people testifying about his perfect work. thank you Dr Eku and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds..

After being in relationship with morgan for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: drbhabumenrespellhome@gmail.com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything .I CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU SIR HIS EMAIL: drbhabumenrespellhome@gmail.com

When i met my husband then it crystal clear to me that he was the man of my dream. When i looked at him, i saw perfection. He was tall, respectful, looked at me like i was the only one on earth i mean words cannot describe that moment that is the day we met. It lives on here in my head. I know i was not blind and i know there was nothing really to make me suspect he also like the company of men as well as women. Yes i mean we were sexually active just like every other normal couple who are in love. It never seem like he was avoiding me when i want to have sex like he always comes up with excuse no he was just like every other man. I only got to know when i was two years into our marriage. The first year was healthy for us i mean we were happy and had our first child. It was my sister who caught him passionately kissing another man in his car after spending all night together in the movie theater. He told me he was going out with friends for a drink or two. I was hurt because he was not honest with me and also was cheating on me. Even before i knew, this thing he had going on started before we got married at least he was honest about that. Hadn't been my sister, i would have been locked in the dark. I have nothing against same sex relationship but when you claim to love a woman and also want to be with a man it becomes a problem i mean you are either with one or the other. You can't be married to me and expect me to shear you with another be it a woman or a man. We promise we will stay together just us and not us with some one else. I gave him an ultimatum it was either me or his male love i was hoping his love for me will make him pick me but no he ended our marriage simply before he could not pick. H wanted it all i wished i never made him choose then. I was in a traumatized i could not understand how he could be so selfish i mean we have a son together you don't just walk out like that. I remember i even asked him to go ahead with relationship with his lover as long as he was here with me but then i realized i would be at the losing end in all ways. I was so much in love with him letting him go was not an option for me i mean i knew that if it wasn't him it was going to me no other. After months of trying and searching with no success to find a way to make him see i am more important than his lover i came across a lot of comments on the internet of how a spell caster Otis Darko and how he has help a lot of individual with relationship and life problems. I was skeptical about it but i thought giving it a try would not kill me. What can i say, my experience with Otis Darko was real, honest i mean everything that was said about him was nothing but all true. I shared my problem with him that is how my husband ended our marriage because i was not OK with him have a male lover even when we were married and what i needed him to do for me. All i had to get was the materials needed to caster the spell that was going to get me my husband. I could only find one of the spell materials but he help me get the rest with the total estimated cost i sent to him for help. I don't know how to explain what happen just after the spell process was concluded and made effective with the parcel he sent to me. I was like a fairy tale i mean i got my love back my family was whole again. My husband picked me he choose to be with me. It been more than six months now all i can see is a man loves and dedicate his self to me he goes every where with me aside work though yeah. Contact him here at otisdarko60@yahoo.com hope you all with similar problem get all help from Otis Darko also..... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS : otisdarko60@yahoo.com

American is changing for the best i can say this because the gay community just literally got liberated i mean we can officially get married and be part of the the American society. When i heard the news i was filled with joy i mean me and my fiance the man i have always can finally own our marriage certificate in Georgia.It was not always right for us if you know what i mean. Before we got married in California ,he was not in love with me or i would say he was in love with me and lost for another guy and it was frustrating.We were off and on and mostly times our break up was always bad it always ends with huge fight. I loved him and wanted to be all his for the rest of my life but he did not see that he wanted to have me to himself and still see other guy i mean who does that? He was the queen of heart breaker and also was perfect when he wants to mend the heart. This was why i also went back to him no matter what always led to our ugly break up. But this madness just kept going on over and over with us and like i said i was sick of it. You can’t hurt me over and over again and still come back to me i mean i am not a play thing you use and drop when you tired. Judge me if you will it not like i care because all my life people have always said trash about me but if i had paid their attentions i would not have been this happy. After searching for means to make him commit to me even taking him with me to couple counseling i decide i contact a spell caster called Otis Darko it was just an arbitrary choice i mean, i told myself if he can’t help me i will move on with my life maybe the one i clam to be the love of my life was not the one after all. Otis Darko is an angel sent from a place i don’t know.He save me and made me he happiest man on earth or more preferable the happiest gay man on earth . I don’t know how he did it just after he help me cast a love spell, every pain that i was going through was lifted of my shoulder like magic my lover became the queen of hearts i would say he became mine and loved me like his life depended on it.When i first contacted Otis Darko, he told me to come down to his temple so i may witness the greatness of his work we got the materials we used for the spell together and just after four day i say the greatness of his power.But i spent a lot Because i had to travel all the way to Africa.It will be cheaper for me to have had him get the materials form me but i was foolish. But its amazing i still got my heart desire. He also told me that the gay community will soon be free and in just two months his prophecy has come to pass. Who wants to tell me he is not great contact i you will here you will not regret your decision use thus address otisdarko60@yahoo.com.......HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

American is changing for the best i can say this because the gay community just literally got liberated i mean we can officially get married and be part of the the American society. When i heard the news i was filled with joy i mean me and my fiance the man i have always can finally own our marriage certificate in Georgia.It was not always right for us if you know what i mean. Before we got married in California ,he was not in love with me or i would say he was in love with me and lost for another guy and it was frustrating.We were off and on and mostly times our break up was always bad it always ends with huge fight. I loved him and wanted to be all his for the rest of my life but he did not see that he wanted to have me to himself and still see other guy i mean who does that? He was the queen of heart breaker and also was perfect when he wants to mend the heart. This was why i also went back to him no matter what always led to our ugly break up. But this madness just kept going on over and over with us and like i said i was sick of it. You can’t hurt me over and over again and still come back to me i mean i am not a play thing you use and drop when you tired. Judge me if you will it not like i care because all my life people have always said trash about me but if i had paid their attentions i would not have been this happy. After searching for means to make him commit to me even taking him with me to couple counseling i decide i contact a spell caster called Otis Darko it was just an arbitrary choice i mean, i told myself if he can’t help me i will move on with my life maybe the one i clam to be the love of my life was not the one after all. Otis Darko is an angel sent from a place i don’t know.He save me and made me he happiest man on earth or more preferable the happiest gay man on earth . I don’t know how he did it just after he help me cast a love spell, every pain that i was going through was lifted of my shoulder like magic my lover became the queen of hearts i would say he became mine and loved me like his life depended on it.When i first contacted Otis Darko, he told me to come down to his temple so i may witness the greatness of his work we got the materials we used for the spell together and just after four day i say the greatness of his power.But i spent a lot Because i had to travel all the way to Africa.It will be cheaper for me to have had him get the materials form me but i was foolish. But its amazing i still got my heart desire. He also told me that the gay community will soon be free and in just two months his prophecy has come to pass. Who wants to tell me he is not great contact i you will here you will not regret your decision use thus address otisdarko60@yahoo.com.......HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

I am just another person that as i would say, the ' GREAT SPELL CASTER OTIS DARKO ' has helped word can not describe all he did for me i would rather you all that would read this were all in my life when all what he did for me materialized because only then will you really believe what i am talking about. I was not born with a royal blood and i do not even come from a decent family by decent i mean a family with wealth and all that and it was more than normal that my relationship with a royal blood will cause a lot of feud in both my home and that of my fiance. Yes he from a royal family but i will not mentions anything else in other to avoid scandal. We meant on a faithful Sunday in church and just like that he swept me off my feet i knew he was the prince but that was not while i fell for him it was more like i fell for him because he seem calm and always at else with everything it was like he did not even see himself as a prince. May be you may think its because it was not next in line but when i got to really know him, i saw that he was just an unembellished person that wanted to live his life in peace. It all start with us being friend and then on every night of Christmas 2004 that he spent at my house he kissed me and believe me in my mind i was Cinderella. It was like my heart was going to burst in flame i never knew i had all those feelings locked away in my heart but he broke the chain that was holding it back with just one kiss. Even when he wanted to be with me he family was again it and it was always like i was the root of what ever problem he was going through with his family. I thought to myself, i can not be the one to take the peace he had i felt he was better and at else without me. We where always of and on and all the while he waited for me with the biggest of hope that i will come back. I knew he was madly in love with me as i was in love with him but being with him was a problem as much as not being with him. His family won't let him be with with me. They opposed our relationship for nine years we where in love but unhappy our relationship was going no where with all the feud. I could no longer be the one an entire family hate and the same time be in love with a guy that his family did not want me. I some how some way got to know about OTIS DARKO a spell cast a great one at that. All i want was to be with my now fiance forever and to be loved and cared for by his family just as it suppose to be. I asked him to help me make my heart desires materialize because i saw a lot of testimonies on the internet about him and the number of people he helped everybody and every blog and forum had his name and his work. I needed to be one of the people he helped. After a lot of conversation he agreed to help me and asked that i get some materials he listed for me. I could get them but i would have made too many people ask question and it needed to be done in a very low profile so i wired the total cost to him so that he can get the materials i needed for the spell and there by avoid exposing myself over what should have be done in secret until the spell process was completed. Yes OTIS DARKO helped me with he spell and he send me a package containing what i can not disclose all i can say is that it was the result of the spell he helped me cast and he gave instruction on how i would use it to make the spell effective. I did all he asked of me and just like he promise me at the beginning, the spell made my fiance entire family love respect and treat me like their own child. To me i would say that OTIS DARKO was my fairy godmother because maybe right now my life would have be miserable basically because i would have had to let go of the love of my life because no one or more like his family would not approve our union. Contact OTIS DARKO because you will only be helping yourself and yourself only use this email as contact otisdarko60@yahoo.com......YOU CAN ALSO ADD HIM UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

My name is Midred Jackson from Michigan I never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once. when i went to Africa in June 28th 2015 this year on a business summit. i ment a man called DR OTIS DARKO. He is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love’s gone,misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you, bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job.i’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 2 years… i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job. so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him..at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. and in 6 days when i returned to taxes, my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married..i didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do… well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid,and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better. in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help, email address: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

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My Name is Alan Pratte, From USA. I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called Dr OTIS DARKO has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost Ex WIFE to me with his great spell, I was married to this woman called Sharon we were together for a long time and we loved our self’s but when I was unable to make her pregnant for me and also give her al she needs she left me and told me she can’t continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get her back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email: otisdarko60@yahoo.com then you won't believe this when I contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost WIFE back, and after a month she became pregnant for me because he gave me some herbs to take also and when she went for a test and the result stated that she was pregnant am happy today am a FATHER of a baby girl, thank you once again the great DR OTIS DARKO for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through any of this problems listed below:

1) If you want your ex back.(2) if you always have bad dreams.(3) You want to be promoted in your office.(4) You want women/men to run after you.(5) If you want a child/PREGNANCY SPELL.(6) You want to be rich.(7) You want to tie your husband/wife to beyours forever.(8) If you need financial assistance.(9) How you been scammed and you want to recover you lost money.(10)Stop Divorce(11) CURE TO ALL KIND OF SICKNESS/DISEASES HERE(12) Winning of lottery(13) Cure To Hiv/Aids(14) LOTTERY/LOTTO SPELL WINNING(14) HAVE YOU BEEN SCAMMED BEFORE AND NEEDS TO RECOVER ALL THE DOLLARS/MONEY YOU LOST TO THESE FRAUDSTER ???.. CONTACT OTIS DARKO AS HE HELPED MY FRIEND CALLED WILLIANSM FROM USA TO RECOVER BACK THE SUM OF $300,000.00 DOLLARS HE LOST TO SCAMMERS ONLINE

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With happiness in my heart sharing this testimony on how my ex Husband is back with the help of a great spell caster Dr Ben who i contacted for help and he give me the best of help and after the spell my Husband was back to me what a great joy today living happy with my Husband all thank to Dr Ben contact him on his via mail okosisi.temple@gmail.com he can help you also or call him on +2348133873774.

I"m Tina from United states, i want to use this opportunity to thank the Great [DR OFURE] for helping in getting my husband back to me, i have been in great pains until the day i contacted [DR OFURE] he coasted a love spell for me and told me to wait for just 12 hours that my husband will call me and i did according to the instructions given to me by him and surprisingly, in 12 hours, my husband really called me and started apologizing for all he had caused me. I am the happiest Woman on earth today because [DR OFURE] has done a wonderful deeds in my life and i will continue to share this testimony, if you would love to contact [DR OFURE] and if you know you are encountering same situation, visit him today by contacting him via this email address: [ofurelovespellhelp@gmail.com] or call his mobile number +23409756444

This comment I Linda Phyliss is placing is not like the day by day advert you read online before!! Its a comment that you must read to avoid been ripped off and know the real spell caster on earth God sent to change and turn lives around without any harm / side effect. I am so over joyful as my month can not start to say all that really happened, It happened when i saw DR OTIS DARKO advert online talking about been the best when there are so many spell casters online that i have used that has failed me.I spent almost close to $8000 dollars online for those spell casters that ripped me off my money without any result. But when i saw DR OTIS DARKO advert online saying that there is no spell caster like him and so many other testimonies about him from various people and from various countries in the world were it was written that Otis spell temple is the best that there is non to be compared to his work, Already i have personally take a decision never to apply to any spell caster online again after loosing such amount of funds on line to those scammers.But i don't really know what drew my spirit / attention to that advert online that faithful afternoon, { I call it a faithful afternoon because all i desire was granted to me. } There was an email at the end of his advert and on the good comment from the FBI and various people about him, I decided to send him an email telling him my problem about my lost job, money that i have lost to scammers and also having problems with the love of my life that i want to get married to. After some few minutes i received an email from him that contain the spell application form that i filled out and he told me that to get my spell casted that i will have to get some items that i could not get here when i went in-search for it. He said if i can not get the items, That is going to cost me an amount of just $390 dollars for my kind of case that i told him about which i doubted to be another scam online, As i have read so many tips online that money should not be sent to someone you do not know via western union / money gram payment information's. And DR OTIS DARKO insisted that i will be sending money to his messenger via this wire means. I was so skeptical because i was scammed in such a way of $700 dollars before,But this same spirits that attracted me to his advert told me inside again that this spell caster is real and noting but real that i should go ahead and send him the amount since i know that there is no how i can get the items that he told me that will be needed for my case. I sent him the charges through his messenger to please help me get the item with the money to get my spell casted.He promised me that in the next 5 to 7 hours that i will start to see results after the spell has been casted to get the love of my life back and others. I could not believe this because i have really been scammed and ripped off too many times for me to just believe till it works. To be sincere i almost faint as i was filled with so much excitement and happiness when my lost lover for over almost 9 months call was entering my phone and i picked the call were he ask if we can see to take things over and also my boss called me to tell me to come for training on my terminated job also due to too many thinking that in the office that result to it. Then in the next 2 days the FBI called to tell me that they have been able to get the scammer that is with my money. I am so proud and happy to spread the good-news about this man because he surprised me in his wonderful and powerfully work that restored back to me my heart desires. One thing that i also loved about this man is that he is understandable and he reduce or negotiate how much you can get for the work you want him to help you with. You want to meet with this great,most powerful spell caster that is 100% scam free,Just send your emails to this email: otisdarko60@yahoo.com as you will get help from him without any disappointment....YOU CAN ALSO ADD HIM UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

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While I love cycling and embrace it in all its forms, I'm also extremely critical. So I present to you my venting for your amusement and betterment. No offense meant to the critiqued. Always keep riding!