If you visited TMZ today, you got slammed with a prominent display of "crown jewels." As in, a series of photos showing England's Prince Harry playing "strip billiards" in Las Vegas Friday. And it looks like he lost.

In the blurry photos Harry stands with his hand over his crotch, this in front of a semi-nude woman.

"We have no comment to make on the photos at this time," a rep for the family told TMZ. Oh, Harry!

Elsewhere, there were tales of Harry's Friday rendezvous with American Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte. The New York Daily News reported they were spotted, again in Vegas, drunkenly racing through the pool at the Wynn hotel's XS nightclub. And had the video to prove it (the "race" wasn't anything to write home about, lasting all of a few paces in a crowded — likely drunken — mix of chlorine and carousing.)

"It was really fun swimming against Prince Harry," Lochte told E! News. "He's a great guy, and it was an huge honor to meet him! I was surprised that he challenged me actually. I didn't know if he had any skills in the pool, but I definitely wasn't going to take it easy on him!"