THIS WEEK'S APPLE EVENT: What To Expect

. Apple's made it obvious that new iPads will materialize, in expectedly grand fashion, on March 2nd. So what do we know about the Second Coming—and what else might pop up at Apple's shindig.

There Will Be iPads

The iPad 2 is a sure thing—Apple's own invitation screams it. So what's going to be so 2 about it? Based on the ever-churning rumor mill, educated guessing, and common sense, we're expecting:

• Two cameras. One on the back for gigant-o photography, and one on the front for FaceTime. Obvious design moves, both, and maybe a chance to switch on a rumored PhotoBooth for iPad, (along with the obvious Camera and FaceTime apps). • Apple's next-gen A5 (or whatever it'll be called) processor—most likely the multi-core ARM Cortex A9. • The inclusion of a PowerVR SGX543 graphics chip, giving the iPad 2 a fourfold increase in visual performance. • A hi-res retina display (or not). This one's tricky. Clues inside iBooks 1.1 and 1.2 revealed mysterious double-resolution (2048x1536) art—perhaps for a beefed up screen on the iPad 2. Conversely, the usually-correct John Gruber's given this rumor the thumbs-down.

Other bits in the rumor heap?

• The WSJ is claiming the iPad 2 will be both thinner and lighter, with 9to5Mac cosigning, publishing spy shots of a leaner display sporting a svelter bezel. • A dedicated SD slot, which would make the iPad 2 a killer copilot for roving photographers. • A dual GSM / CDMA chipset, allowing the iPad 2 to cruise both AT&T and Verizon's networks—which makes sense, now that Apple is all hand-holdy with the latter. • A flatter back—fine with us, as long as it's easy on the hands. • A bigger, better speaker. Please. The iPad Uno's is pretty dinky.

Moving on...

There's Something Going on With MobileMe

We're not exactly sure what—nobody is—but 9to5Mac claims the service is no longer for sale in retail form, perhaps clearing the way for an online-only rebirth as a cloud-based "locker" service. Which could be nice, and obviate the way for extra storage on Apple's handheld devices. Although the prospect of trying to access gigs of my photos via AT&T sounds a bit horrific.

Finally...

Something Is Brewing in England

All aboard the double decker bus to Speculationshire, because the BBC is throwing an event in London at the exact same date and time as the iPad 2 debut, hosted by fanboy actor Stephen Fry. Great opportunity to demo iPad FaceTime, innit?

We'll see! Regardless of how much of the above is pulled up out of the murky depths of speculation and into reality is unclear, but, either way, we're getting new iPads. And you'll read all about it right here.