About Le R: The Rejectionist has been taking care of business/dropping Mordor on your party since 2009. She is well known for her use of the royal “we” whilst also assisting her amazing former boss, “Steve.” Now she whiles away the hours on her Work of Genius when not distracted by her Support Team, Lola Pants, or myriad of author-fiance(es).

But in all seriousness, she is awesome, her comments are genius and to the point, and though she may act rough-and-tough on her blog, all long-time readers know she is actually a big darn softy at heart.

INSTRUCTIONS

Comment on THIS BLOG POST with your bid. Bidding starts at US$1.

You may, of course, bid more than once.

Once the auction closes, if you are the highest bidder, I will contact you.