When Andy buys a weird amulet at a yard sale, he unleashes magical energies that bring Conan, the unacknowledged king of late-night comedy, and Conan, the unappreciated king of Aquilonia, face to face in mortal combat. Who will be left standing? Will the sword prove mightier than the mouth?

Conan vs. Conan is a basic battle scenaro that is compatible with ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters and The Violent Worlds of Robert E. Howard, the RPG included as a bonus in the Fists of Foolishness anthology. Designed for three players, gamers get to assume the roles of Andy Richter, Conan O'Brien, and Conan the Cimmerian... and then beat the heck out of each other. It's fast-playing, mindless fun for when you need a break from Roleplaying.