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Oh I thought of something I'm gonna do for sure. I'm going to have a "come to Jesus" talk with one or more of them. I'm 100% not religious, but I'm gonna see if I could pull off trying to convert somebody.

Re: Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.

Originally Posted by allyjoy

Is this the guy from friday?

Yeah, and he called again wanting to know when we could "hang out" again. I have ignored his call so far. Plus the fact that he collects baseball cards at 38, WTF? They are all over his apartment, and signed baseballs and other collectables. My ex mother in law was a pack rat and being in his house made me flash back. I can't go back.

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PLEASE try to convert someone. don't be too pushy though, have a genuine love for our lord and saviour. i used to do that with telemarketers. "no, i'm not interested in a new long distance provided, but tell me, have you found jesus christ in your life?"

Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

Re: Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.

Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47

PLEASE try to convert someone. don't be too pushy though, have a genuine love for our lord and saviour. i used to do that with telemarketers. "no, i'm not interested in a new long distance provided, but tell me, have you found jesus christ in your life?"

No that's a guarantee that I'm gonna try to convert someone. And I'll have a genuine love for Him and all His glory.

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Originally Posted by locachica73

Yeah, and he called again wanting to know when we could "hang out" again. I have ignored his call so far. Plus the fact that he collects baseball cards at 38, WTF? They are all over his apartment, and signed baseballs and other collectables. My ex mother in law was a pack rat and being in his house made me flash back. I can't go back.

yeah Loca, cut your losses. not so much because he's not a good lay, but things seem to be adding up... tell him you're moving to California

Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang

the only cocks I suck belong to black women.

Originally Posted by TommyboyUNM

We use the term "Off-roading" when we wanna go down on a guy with a freakish bush. "Randy, should I throw some Nair to my patch?" "Nah, brah, I wanna go off-roading"

Re: Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.

God damn it Tommy, do you have a voice recorder? Video would be difficult but audio would be easy and fantastic! I have an awesome digital mp3 recorder I rarely use. I wish I could get it to you. Tell me you have SOMETHING!

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Originally Posted by faxman75

God damn it Tommy, do you have a voice recorder? Video would be difficult but audio would be easy and fantastic! I have an awesome digital mp3 recorder I rarely use. I wish I could get it to you. Tell me you have SOMETHING!

I do have a voice recorder, but I need to see if I could be sneaky about it. I'll work on this tonight.

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I had a 2nd year Jordan. It was my prized posession though the fucker was always worth exactly $100 never up and never down. I had a couple of those Robinson rookies....are those worth a lot? The one holding the jersey?

Re: Thread in which you talk to me about speed dating.

Originally Posted by faxman75

I had a 2nd year Jordan. It was my prized posession though the fucker was always worth exactly $100 never up and never down. I had a couple of those Robinson rookies....are those worth a lot? The one holding the jersey?

That's the one, I have an unopened pack with that being the top card you can see. I really have no idea about value anymore but I have to have at least 10k cards, don't judge ladies...