Once a monk approached Wu-ming and asked in all earnestness, “In the whole universe, what is it that is most wonderful?”
Without hesitation Wu-ming stuck a cucumber before the monk’s face and exclaimed, “There is nothing more wonderful than this!”
At that the monk crashed through the dualism of subject and object, “The whole universe is pickled cucumber; a pickled cucumber is the whole universe!”
Wu-ming simply chuckled and said, “Stop talking nonsense. A cucumber is a cucumber; the whole universe is the whole universe. What could be more obvious?”
The monk, penetrating the perfect phenomenal manifestation of Absolute Truth, clapped his hands and laughed, saying, “Throughout infinite space, everything is deliciously sour!”

On another occasion a monk asked Wu-ming, “The Third Patriarch said, ‘The Great Way is without difficulty, just cease having preferences.’ How can you then delight in eating cucumbers, yet refuse to even take one bit of a carrot?”
Wu-ming said, “I love cucumbers; I hate carrots!”
The monk lurched back as though struck by a thunderbolt. Then laughing and sobbing and dancing about he exclaimed, “Liking cucumbers and hating carrots is without difficulty, just cease preferring the Great Way!”

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The Fifth Chan Patriarch asked his disciples to show their attainment by composing poetry; whomever demonstrated realization of his original nature would inherit the lineage. Master Shen-Hsiu wrote:The body is the tree of enlightenment,
The mind is like a clear mirror-stand.
Polish it diligently time and again,
Not letting it gather dust.

Hui-neng, a lowly servant, replied,Enlightenment originally has no tree,
And a clear mirror is not a stand.
Originally there’s not a single thing–
Where can dust be attracted?