8.8.05

What was that again? #1

"Gardner’s ring is like a leaky water faucet. Sparks always fly. Even when he’s just standing still. His will power can’t wait to get free."

Umm... yeah, whatever. But seriously, Geoff - if you're looking for an analogy to describe something thats just bursting with power, then a leaky faucet is hardly the best bet. Leaky faucets suggest inefficiency and waste, not simmering will power.

Oh, and aren't we just mixing metaphors a tad too much? Sparks flying from a faucet! Whatever will you think of next?