The Jaydick Fantasy AU that no one ever wanted, but here it is. Jason is a shape-shifting pheonix who is one of the last of his kind.
Dick is a harpy who has been in captivity for most of his life. After Jason is captured, they team up to escape from their captors and to help the others in captivity. Maybe they'll even fall in love in the process.

“I wasn’t sure what you liked, so I hope this is to your taste,” Tim said, stooping over to pick up the bag and retrieve the candle. He stuck the end into the creamy frosting, his eyes burning with some unknown desire. “Happy birthday, Jason. Make a wish.”
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Jason Todd is a demon who loves to pick on, and tease, certain celestial beings. Especially one named Timothy Drake. Tim being assigned to keep an eye on the demon, who’s assigned to wreak havoc in Gotham.
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The Gates of Janus are enormous things set into a fence too wide to see the ends of and too tall to climb over. Made of a black stone that burns to the touch, they surround a wide swath of Hell’s territory near the veil between their realm and Purgatory. On either side lie two gates, both open in times of unrest and closed in times of peace -- that is to say, they’re never closed.

LJ is a far darker place than ever I'd realized. Like, there are people hanging out here who voluntarily listen to "Aqualung." And who get all...philosophical and shit. *wary look* At least I know who the troublemakers are now. Freaks.

Since I can't properly smudge my LJ to purify it of that taint, I'm doing the next best thing: updating with a wee bit of archaeological neepage that goes heavy on SPN-related resources. Check this out:

Roman Sionis liked to own things that were beautiful and exotic as much as the next crime lord flaunting his power. He liked them even better when they were also dangerous, dark, bloody, and full of contradictions.

The moment he saw Jason through the glass of the tank he knew he had to have him.
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Jason is what people call a 'god-touched'; one gifted power by a god and sworn to their service. Dick is one of the fae, with lightning at his fingertips and running through his veins, not that Jason is told any of that when he's set to hunt Dick down and kill him. It's only once they meet that Jason considers any course of action apart from following the orders of his god, and Dick... Well, there's no easier way to sway a fae than with the taste of a god's power.
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Jason, like most people, has his altar to his patrons. Said patrons just happen to be a little more than most people can handle, but then, there's no kill like overkill, and Jason has always wanted justice (and vengeance).

(Aka: This was supposed to be serious and just took a left turn to crackishness.)
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Sir Timothy Drake never wanted to be a knight. But when his parents send him off on a quest to slay a dragon, what else was he to do? Of course, said dragon has his own thoughts on the matter and his counterproposal is much more enticing than a fiery death.
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Jason Todd woke up one morning and the last three years of his life had all vanished. One thing he realized, was that there was someone, or something behind it. He follows a strange feeling in his chest to figure out what it is that's drawing him closer, and how exactly he's supposed to get his memories back.
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