Pani Poni

Pani Poni Dash! is a Japanese television series based around the concept of Satire, for it frequently references Japanese culture in a wide array of ways. It centers around several first year students and their teachers in a school in Japan, though the main focus is on class 1-C.

Narrator: Rebecca Miyamoto, born of an American father and a Japanese mother. Graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of technology. The youngest graduate in the school's history. She then returned to Japan to become a high school teacher. However...she was only 10 years old at the time.

Becky Miyamoto: [sighs] This sucks.

Himeko Katagiri: Maho! Oh my God, oh my God, you guys will never believe the news I got! This is some omega big news! [slips, she hits the camera]

Miyako Uehara: What on earth makes you to make so much noise this early, GOD!

Kurumi Momose: You should expect it by now.

Rei Tachibana: Our homeroom teacher Mr. (bleep) quit on us?!

Miyako Uehara: Quiting without giving us any notice. It's irresponsible!

Kurumi Momose: After all that bitching, she's added to the discussion.

Lord Cat: The cans are warmed by my body heat.

Rebecca Miyamoto: Oh.

Lord Cat: And F.Y.I, I'm God, by the way.

Lord Cat: Oh, and miss, could you please close the door for me?

Rebecca Miyamoto: Screw you, kitty.

All: Hello, Becky!

Becky Miyamoto: C-Commercial!

Becky Miyamoto: Can we go home now, Mesousa?!

Kurumi Momose: Oh, the thingy she's talking to behind the podium, what do you suppose it is? Is it a rabbit?

Rei Tachibana: Yeah, Im pretty sure it's something like that.

Kurumi Momose: [grabbing Mesousa] Do you think it's edible?

Rei Tachibana: There's only one way to find out.

Behoimi: So the long awaited teacher has finally arrived? Come on, let's go check her out, guys! [the students of 1-D are about to leave the classroom]

Old Geezer: You step one foot out that door and I'll be standing by your pillow every night! [the students stop, as they walk in reverse] What a damn bunch of cowards.

Becky Miyamoto: Shut up, you little brats, don't you dare underestimate ME!!! Look, I don't care if you ask any questions, but please use your brain before you open your mouth. For the love of God, try to think of less boring things to ask. Understand? [flips the bird] You lower life forms! [all of the students gasp]