What Would You Do? Busy Bee Edition:

You are cleaning at an investment office, and in one of the offices you notice that there is a music CD that you really want and that you cannot afford. What do you do?

Take that sucker! Its not like anyone will notice it missing. And who has ever heard of a camera at an investment office. Take that thing and listen to it later with your weird cousin Lenny. He loves MICHAEL JACKSON!!! JUST BEAT IT!!

Do the honest thing: Tell the client that the CD blew out the window while you were cleaning. There was nothing you could do. In reality, you stuff the CD in your pocket. Yes, STEAL IT!!! BILLY JEAN JUST ROCKED MY WORLD!

Leave it exactly where it is. You must act professionally and most importantly, honest. Stealing is wrong. I don’t need to tell you. I imagine your mother did when you were young. A job is hard to find these days. Don’t lose yours for something stupid.

STEAL! STEAL! STEAL! The first time I listened to THRILLER, I became a man! AMAZING! Totally worth losing your job over. Its not like you could probably go to the library and check it for free. Oh yeah, Libraries have movies and music too. Who knew? Not the cleaner in Flushing!

Look the right answer is obviously 3. I know I have been making jokes about stealing, but its really serious. You don’t want to lose your job over something tiny. More importantly, you put the jobs of the rest your team in trouble. People have families and responsibilities. Is it fair to ruin it for the whole team just so you can steal a KAMA SUTRA book?