I got to go to lunch today with my stepmother (what a weird term, but I guess that's what she is), her daughter and sister, and my paternal aunt with her new husband – Festive and fun, nary an awkward moment, even when I said that when you get older, you should just enjoy your orgasms while they last. (Did I really say that? Yes, yes I did.) Munchie ate everything in her reach and didn't get fussy or bored, even though we sat and chatted for almost 2 hours.

We get to go out for steak tonight (meat! MEAT!) and then more presents. Mr. Man and Nutpea made, in addition to a birthday cake, lingonberry bars which contain, I believe, on the order of 16 tons of butter.

And the laundry is done and put away for the week – How's that for amazing?