“What I was most impressed about was all the rainbow colored government housing. Such diversity,” said Senator Sanders. “New Bedford should be a model for the rest of the country. Democratic socialism at it’s finest.”

The senator responded when asked about the 12,000 person waiting list for New Bedford government housing. “Really? That many? See, it’s so good people can’t wait to get in. Forget about bringing back whaling. If I’m elected President I will triple the government housing in New Bedford.”