Check with your handphone; make sure that your handphone can still make acall before you enter a restroom.

And after entering into that particular toilet, if your phone cannot make acall out (this is due to the interference of fibre optic duringimplementation) , it means that there is a HIDDEN CAMERA inside, so be verycautious ladies!!

5.15.2009

1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer : "Ok."Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer : "No."Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"Customer : "No."Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up untilthis point?"Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am stillgetting the same error message."Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

11). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need toprint document, but the computer won't boot properly."Tech Support : "What does it say?"Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."Tech support : @@@@@

The best of the lot14). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report thathis computer is faulty.Tech: What's the problem?User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.Tech: (keep quite)Tech: You'll need a new power supply.User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startupand it will fix theproblem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.Tech support::10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The techis frustrated and fed up.Tech support:: (hush hush)Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but thereis an undocumented DOScommand that will fix the problem.User: I knew it!Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM atthe end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.10 minutes later.User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?User : MS-DOS 6.22 .Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come withNOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give youthe file. Let me know how it goes.1 hour later.User : I need a new power supply.Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?Tech support : (hush hush)User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and hestarted asking questions about the make of power supply.Tech: Then what did he say?User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

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Hight Of all (Too Good)

15) customer care officer: I need a product identification numberright now and may I help u infinding it out?Cust: sureCCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?Baca seterusnya...