Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

All the pictures you see of her, are really her.

Originally Posted by bmack86

And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

Originally Posted by Hatinisbad

I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

By the way. I realize I mainly just hang out in the Rumor/Gossip forums and explain to people why their predictions are unfounded. I don't deny that. So, when it comes to this forum, I need a little help.
That being said, can someone please either a) direct me to the portion of this thread or another thread where I can learn more about BROKENDOLL or b) just kind of explain BROKENDOLL to me because, based on the snippets of BROKENDOLL information I encounter here, she seems like a real anomaly.
I'm Malcolm Jamal Awesome, and I'm gracious.

A REAL anomaly? Anomaly: Irregular like. Anomalous: Deviating from the general rule. REAL: Not phony, fake, or imagined. Yeppers, that's about right!

Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome

So. Wait. Is that crazy flashing picture that invisiblerobots posted really her? Is she like, an older woman?

No, malcolmjamalawesome, I'm really one of the very first glowsticks leftover from a rave back in the early 70's! Of course I'm an older woman! Where the hell have you been? LOL

Originally Posted by rage patton

All the pictures you see of her, are really her.

Yep, even the mugshot!

Anything with E becomes a dance party. My vacuum cleaner becomes a dance party on E
VIRILEQuick question, has anyone else here actually held a fetus? They're not very cute.
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Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

Nipples,
Touch and Go is doing an amazing show. Every band on that label that you'd ever want to see is playing, and you immediately buy a ticket because you know that this show is worth travelling to wherever. HOwever, you then realize that it's on a small deserted island near Indonesia. You can't afford to pay for a flight and securing a boat to reach this island, and the festival planners aren't offering you any ways to get there. Who do you enslave/kill in order to get to this show, and why?

Re: Get to know your fellow board members....

What was the saddest thing you've ever witnessed or personally endured?

i went through a real mental funk the first 4-5 months of this year. that was terrible.

Originally Posted by Young blood

What is is the most disgusting/foul thing you have ever seen?

Please post pics or a video.

in real life, i saw a human corpse wash up at coyote point beach. he looked like he just washed up because there was only 2 rangers at the scene and he was still pretty wet. before they put the yellow tarp over the body, i managed to see his face which was bloated and purple beyond reason. he looked like a fish at a supermarket, one of the ones who has their eyeballs bulging out of their heads from being pulled up to the surface to quickly. as for disturbing things i have seen from a 'safe' distance, i remember watching a clip from a japanese porn where 1 girl is funneling a jar full of baby eels into another girls ass. once the girls ass was full, she let loose a torrent of baby eels all over the place. the thing that made me nearly vomit was that the stuffer then picked up each eel and ate them. the crunch of the eels and the shit runoff was totally unacceptable and shouldnt be seen by anyone. just off the top of my head.

Originally Posted by bmack86

Nipples,
Touch and Go is doing an amazing show. Every band on that label that you'd ever want to see is playing, and you immediately buy a ticket because you know that this show is worth travelling to wherever. HOwever, you then realize that it's on a small deserted island near Indonesia. You can't afford to pay for a flight and securing a boat to reach this island, and the festival planners aren't offering you any ways to get there. Who do you enslave/kill in order to get to this show, and why?

steve albini. I will also order him to do a complete rapeman reunion where they will perform their entire catalog at gunpoint.

Originally Posted by wmgaretjax

Nipples,
Public Pool or Slip n Slide?

public pool, ive never gone down a slip and slide. i dont know if 'crocodile alley' counts as a slip and slide

Originally Posted by real talk

Mr. Nipples, do you ever twist your hair up into a bun?

i tried once and i ended up cutting a large chunk out of my hair just to get the thing undone. never again.