1. If they kept stats of your sex life like they do in sports, what would you lead the league in? what all time record would you hold?

What a masculine question! Intriguing, but very left field... Hey, that's a sports pun.

The best I can do is play Brett Favre and say that while records are nice and all, I'm just in it for the love of the game.

(Though, I don't usually run around the playing field displaying a We're #1! finger lol)

2. What song gets you in the mood to have sex? best music to fuck to? best music to make love to?

We've done this before ~ both here at SK and with TMI, so I'm going to pass on this one just because I've been there, done that several times.

Though I will tell you that you should read this[1] and that I'm just finishing up another piece which has music in it... Stick around, yah?

3. Where is your favorite place to have sex in your house/apartment?

Mine's the bedroom ~ I didn't put all this effort into creating a boudoir, complete with decadent fabrics, easy access toy drawer and a huge, properly angled antique vanity mirror to go fuck on the stairs or something. *wink*

His would be the bath, or the shower, due to his love of soapy bits. (Hence CR/LF's obligatory soapy pics[2].)

4. (girls) Have you sent or given your used panties to a guy? Do you know what happened to them? (guys) Have you taken/asked for a girls panties before? What did you do with them? (non-breeders) What is the protocol for this tradition?

Likely I have. But since I don't recall, it must not have been meaningful. For me I mean; I'm sure the panties had a wonderful time. :p

5. What makes a kiss a great to you?

A great kiss is rather undefinable... It would be easiest to tell you what I don't like:

Tongues which are like sharp swords so the quick thrust & parry feels like being stabbed in the mouth.

Too much drool.

Too dry. (Rough kitty tongue, anyone?)

Kisses through prison glass.

Tongues which gain access to my esophagus.

Tongues which prevent my tongue from getting anywhere but the enamel of front teeth.

Kisses too chaste, perfunctory, or otherwise bereft of any sensuality.

Kisses that are asked for.

Bonus: Who pays for a date? If the girl asks a guy out, does she pay? If you are interested in same sex partners, how do you determine who pays?

Whoever does the asking, of course. But guys, if you don't do any asking, that's a problem. Ladies, if you do all the asking, that's a problem too. No matter which gender you're after.

OK, kids, it's your turn to play TMI[3]... Post your replies ~ or a link to them ~ in the comments section.