Meanwhile, in Florida

This gentleman ^^ from Sarasota, Florida fell asleep with burglarizing a home. According to police, they received a call last Saturday from a homeowner who said she woke up around 7:20 am and found Timothy Bontrage, 29, sleeping on her living room couch. When she asked Timothy who he was and what he was doing in her house, he apologized. When she told him she was calling the police, Timothy started walking around the living room and then left the house. The victim noticed her wallet, driver’s license, credit cards and personal checks made out to Timothy were missing. Cops found Timothy walking along a nearby road and he was arrested and charged with felony burglary of an occupied dwelling.