More Medical Jokes

A flat chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, "Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the
top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby, Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies.'"

Every day faithfully she would rub the top of her nipples and say, "Scooby dooby dooby, Scooby dooby dooby, I want bigger boobies." After several months, it worked! She grew larger breasts, just as she wanted!

One morning she was running late and in her rush to leave for work, she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her breasts and didn't want to lose them, so she sat up straight there on the bus and said as quietly as she could, "Scooby dooby dooby, Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Say, by any chance do you go to Dr. Smith?"

Queen Elizabeth was visiting a hospital, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God", said the queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"

A doctor explained: "I'm sorry your majesty, but this man has a very serious condition. His testicles are constantly over-full of semen. If he doesn't
masturbate at least 5 times a day, he'll be in excruciating pain.

"Oh, I'm so sorry," said the Queen. "I was unaware that such a medical problem existed."

On the same floor, they then pass a room in which the Queen could clearly see a young nurse sucking a patient's cock!"