So you mean Axl Rose and Mickey Rourke aren’t living as a married couple in Newfoundland? Sadly no. Someone punked NTV, A local Canadian tv station, by submitting a photo of the Guns N’ Roses frontman and the actor as “Max And Geraldine”, celebrating their golden anniversary.

I maintain this is not an insult. If anything it’s a testament to better plastic surgeons. Axl’s face has finally relaxed after some questionable procedures…he just looks slightly more feminine in this shot…and Mickey has worn a different “face” for the last 10+ years. At least he doesn’t resemble Jeff Goldblum as The Fly anymore. Let’s cheers to that.