TONIGHT: Live-blogging the Muni Election Returns

Oh, it's mighty tempting to go cruise the election night party circuit, but I've learned the hard way that venturing more than 50 feet away from my laptop causes some news bomb to go off. So I'll be here, tonight, liveblogging the election returns. Polls close at 7, so check back here after that to see whether your fellow voters will elect candidates from the Alleged Felon Party or the Unalleged Felon Party.