But whatever you do, don’t visit the Socialist paradise of Venezuela. It might burst your bubble.

And definitely don’t read the Gulag Archipelago, which showed how great Communism is — that is, as soon as you jail, torture or kill everyone who opposes you. Or might oppose you in the future. Or knows someone who opposed you. Or who is a random innocent person needed as a sacrifice to keep everyone in fear. Or who fought for you in the war and got captured. Or who visited a foreign country and saw how much better Capitalism is than Communism.