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Peter's making a wonderful plan, For layout, he's really the man, With just finger and touch pad He's really not half bad - Well - he's doing the best that he can!But - we're quite a demanding lot, There were some things that PK forgot, So he's added some stores More rooms and more doors And the Caff was soon filling the plot.Some wanted it 'cosy and quaint' Others showed no such signs of restraint They wanted it bigger It engulfed the digger And cost us a fortune in paint. (Beige obvs.)Then, where was the step for the naughty? And Russian count, ever so haughty? And what about P'ong? And a second chaise longue? But it's BARS that are really Pete's forte.There are 2 bars, with drinks that are free And a cabinet for cocktails, I see We've kitchens and CAKES And all of this makes Up our magical QCC.