Sens. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) and Cory Booker (D-N.J.), the Senate’s favorite odd couple, made a joint public appearance at POLITICO’s Playbook Cocktails event, hosted by White House Correspondent Mike Allen, on Wednesday at the Newseum. While the two talked serious policy, they also worked the room with a few one-liners and displays of “bromance.” Their top 10 lines, if you missed it:

1. “This is going to be the headline tomorrow: I like show tunes, too. I don’t mind a little ‘Les Miz’ … Anne Hathaway has a phenomenal version of ‘On My Own.’” — Booker, on what he listens to while he works out

2. “Maybe you could become a Republican. You said ‘free market.’” — Paul to Booker

3. “I’m just wondering if we could get a reality show and if Ethics would allow us to get any compensation.” — Paul, on his friendship with Booker

4. “I’ve long since recognized the great American holiday of Festivus, and I happened to see that Rand Paul was listing his grievances, which is one of the elements of Festivus. And you had a lot of grievances.” — Booker

5. “I complimented him on that because often the Republicans aren’t complimenting the president very often.” — Paul, on complimenting President Barack Obama and Attorney General Eric Holder on some recent pardons

6. “‘The headline tomorrow will say, ‘Rand Paul condones steroid use.’” — Booker, after Paul referred to a free market urban development program as being like another program “on steroids”

7. “He promised me he’s gonna shave his head if we get this thing passed.” — Booker, on Paul, in reference to their criminal justice reform bill, the REDEEM Act

8. “It’s called POLITICO cocktails, but I didn’t get offered a cocktail.” — Paul, before clinking coffee mugs with Booker

9. “I put a picture of a full moon up with a caption, ‘So there, NSA, you’ve been mooned.”’ — Paul, on his Snapchat account