Two and Half Men (CBS, 9 P.M.): "Charlie and Courtney split up, and a depressed Charlie seeks solace from his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman." Attend therapy while on the show? Could life be any easier for Charlie Sheen?

Hawaii Five-0 (CBS, 10 P.M.): "Chin Ho is abducted and an explosive device is strapped to his chest." If there's anything we've learned from Daniel Dae Kim, it's that he can survive explosions.

Hoarders (A&E, 10 P.M.): "A home in an upscale area is filled with items inside and out, and the owner has a homeless person living in the front yard." The owner's certain he could make use of that homeless guy some day.

Rules of Engagement (CBS, 8:30 P.M.): "A sheepish Jeff asks coworkers to sponsor Audrey's 10K charity run after he's told them not to include him in office fundraisers." To be clear, he didn't want shell out money for things he'd have to eat.

Two and a Half Men (CBS, 9 P.M.): "Charlie spends money wildly for his old lover Courtney, who returns after spending three years in prison." Spending money on a woman who can finally relate to him? Priceless.

Skating with the Stars (ABC, 9:11 P.M.): "The series opener of an ice-skating competition that pairs celebrities with professional skaters. Contestants include Vince Neil, Bethenny Frankel and Sean Young." That is one motley crew.

Over the next few weeks, the Hallmark Channel will be paying specific attention to all things Dorothy Zbornak.

The network, which already devotes a lot of its programming time to The Golden Girls, is setting aside episodes that highlight the best of Bea Arthur. Those wishing to pay tribute recently deceased actress will have a number of hours to choose from.

Beginning this evening, and for the next two days, Hallmark will air a few of those gems between 7-9pm ET. Marathons on Sunday, May 3 (from 6am ET to 3 am ET) and Monday, May 25 (from 6:30am ET to 2:30am ET) will then follow.