Vancouver, WA. Think Kentucky but in a different part of the county, and just a city. Just across from the river from Portland, OR the whole city seems to be a few years behind and mullets and 4x4 raised American made trucks are plentiful.

Vancouver,WA: The Armpit of Portland, OR, as opposed to it's butthole (Gresham). A city composed of yuppies, rednecks, outlaws and tweekers. Tweekers are meth addicts who twitch, obviously, and ride 10 speeds with a microwave balanced on the handlebars and a cart of cans trailing behind.

"If you want a speedball and a job at walmart, come to glorious vantucky! and BE SOMEBODY!"