1992: The best and worst commercials

FEDERAL EXPRESS: ‘SECRETARY’ A boss who knows how to work a phone (in falsetto) and track his own packages without his secretary’s help is a jaw-dropping sight. (Just ask his gawking staff.) Office life like it oughtta be.

WENDY’S INTERNATIONAL: ‘WORLD TOUR’ The carnivorous Ugly American who can’t wait to get back home to his beloved square hamburger. The target audience must be people afraid to pronounce the word croissant.

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TASTER’S CHOICE: ‘MYSTERY MAN’ If that swanky would-be couple is drinking that much coffee, you’d think they’d be too jittery to wait anymore. Just do it, already.