Wicked Witch's demise Spokane style

What can make someone around here cry out, "I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!"

A) A few clouds and slightly coolish springtime temperatures. B) A first-round Zags NCAA loss. C) Being asked to pay full price. D) The numbers on the gas pump. E) Having to don a necktie. F) Snowplows failing to get to a person's street for 40 days and 40 nights. G) Fluoride. H) Exposure to public school teachers who don't mask very well the fact that they regard certain parents as idiots. I) Other.