QUARTERBACK SNEAK

NFL second stringer Jesse Palmer picked 22-year-old law student Jessica B. over 23-year-old serial hurler Tara on last night's Bachelor finale. Although Palmer didn't propose, the New York Giant did offer her a one-way plane ticket to join him in the Big Apple. Tara, meanwhile, was presented with some chewable Pepto-Bismol tablets and a prescription to help her get a freakin' grip!