What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a tourist say? Ever heard an American talking about visiting "Scotchland, England", or (and this one is actually real) a Japanese couple talking about the correct way to say Clapham is actually Clatham, as "ph" sounds are pronounced "th". Which has a certain logic really. UPDATE: Please, no more Loogabarooga stories. It's getting like, "and I opened my eyes and my mum had left me a cup of tea!"

I work in a theatre box office.
My favourite comment came when an American gentleman on a telephone call said "Can you please slow down, we don't speak English".
(brianftangwww.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 18:01,
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