anthropomorphism: personifying or attributing human characteristics to an animal or other non-human being.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Dinner Date?

So today I got an e-mail from Barack Obama, addressed to Wally T. Corgador. Apparently Senator Obama wants wants to have dinner with me.

I'm giving myself a bath so I'll be ready to go when he drops by to pick me up. Do you think he likes meaty bones? Will he bring me a corsage? What should I wear? My jersey? My cow outfit? Is he taking auditions for the presidential pet? I think a corgador could push Sen. Obama over the top in polls. Who wouldn't want me in the Oval Office? Oh I'm so nervous about our date.

14 Comments:

Hey Wally,My Mom is invited to that dinner too! Do you think you guys will be eating together...my Mom is not a fan of meaty bones tho'. Go for the jersey, definitely...like I said, red is your color!!!

ummmm my mom wants to know if he is gonna kiss you goodnight..you better draw some lines on a first date...and is it a dutch date or is he paying....these are things a mans gotta know before he leaves...wonder if they will opick you up in a limo...will you have police dogs for security..