Emma Watson… Well, You Can See Where This is About to Go

I know a surprising amount of guys who think Emma Watson is the hottest thing on Earth, which to me is an open admission that you’re a pedophile because she’s a 12-year-old boy. Or Peter Pan at best. For comparison’s sake, Justin Bieber looks more legal and feminine. That said, I’m not here to judge anyboy – Child lovers. – just to report. So here’s Emma walking around London over the weekend where she may have exited the car in such a manner that things were seen. Things that may appeal to some, and not at all others. But, again, not here to judge. Just here to mop up pageviews from Catholic priests and Charlie Sheen, that’s all. Strictly business.