Rob’s Amazing Poem Generator produced this for my site: D.G. – A purity of course, climate change, and said, Toshiyuki Sawaguchi, the Go. They will be glad you sproink! speak! For today: Your voice carries in perl, talks to go Now. about 5 minutes to get in its query. The 1980s, such perfect examples of […]

Congratulations to Matt! He knew almost all of the random references I posted on Monday. He and Dan are the only ones who even attempted, and Dan admitted that he researched most of them on line. Here are the answers: 1984 – George Orwell The Rime of the Ancient Mariner – Samuel Taylor Coleridge You’ve […]

Well, John the Baptist after torturing a thief Looks up at his hero the Commander-in-Chief Saying, “Tell me great hero, but please make it brief Is there a hole for me to get sick in?” The Commander-in-Chief answers him while chasing a fly Saying, “Death to all those who would whimper and cry” And dropping […]

I wrote this essay on Keats’ This Living Hand when I was in college. I wrote it longhand, with a pencil. The part that is in blue was printed in 4 pt Times New Roman in the center of the page. I tried to recreate the handwriting where I could. The entire essay fit on […]

In the interests of apologizing for how simply vile my last post seemed, but rather than retract my statement, I will now post for you, dear reader, the only piece of poetry I ever wrote that I like. In return I ask simply that you admit I am not so mean as to torture you […]

window pain I am Jack’s diseased kidney. fresh goes better how can you go on when you’re murdering someone killing me like you do personal injury protection benefits/property damage liability and don’t get me started about your overuse of colons No! I don’t like to think. little frayed around the ends quick reference guide stopitstopitstopit […]

I knew Firda was scared of me! the swamp at night creepy alligator moves a duck’s life is gone the alligator devours the poor duck alive now its tummy’s full Note: haiku could also refer to an Oregon / Florida football game …

Firda wrote me a haiku! Bling! is the blog by David the alligator There’s a ducky there I think she may be afraid because alligators have been known to eat ducks and she is just trying to keep me happy …

Sung to the Bob Dylan classic, Blowing in the Wind: How many bottle capsmust a man wash downBefore he breaks his dispos-all? Yes and how many timesmust a man realizeThat too much beerWill makes you slip and fall? Oh and how many scrapescan one man’s body standBefore he makes a new plan? The answer my […]