PROOF THAT DICK TRACY WANTS TO WHACK OFF TO THE GENE SIMMONS SEX TAPE!

Fayner Posts: So yesterday I wrote that the Gene Simmons tape would only be bought by one person and that person is performer Dick Tracy who loves KISS so much he’d probably drink Paul Stanley’s semen if he asked him to.

Not an hour passed and Dick sends me this email announcing his love for Gene Simmons.