Yes I am serious. There are several mention that prohibits intoxicants as well as multiple hadith banning alcohol. So as far as I know it is therefore strictly forbidden. (although I hear stories that it will be readily available, may be physically or spiritually or some other form if you go to heaven).

As for the trinity shaped samosa, I can't still figure out why it should be prohibited.
I know trinity is not cool in Islam and you are doomed if you believe in ithttp://www.islamic-awareness.org/Qur...seer/5-73.html
but I still do not see any explicit verse or hadith that prohibits that we eat something shaped like trinity. 'Maybe' we should not eat something shaped like something that muslims should not believe in what it symbolizes, but still not clear if that is the case here.