The towelhead capital of Northern Virginia. Towel Heads and Hajis alike migrate to Herndon in search of IT jobs and many virgins. They flock to low tier apartment buildings and squeeze seven diaperheads into a one bedroom apartment. Herndon constantly reeks of Curry powder and disgusting Indian/Pakistani Body Odor. The Clocktower rings three times a day to let everyone know to pray to Allah.

Did you hear they're putting a lane for camels in on 267 in Herndanistan?

I'm going to Hernanistan to visit one of the many disgusting Towelhead restaurants.