Carl Crawford: Fully Poseable, Massively Rich

So, they thought me mad to buy over 100 fully poseable Carl Crawford action figures, once given away at the Trop. We’ll see who’s laughing when Carl, whose intro presser at Fenway will be broadcast live on NESN this morning at 10am, gets his major market spotlight on next summer and these babies skyrocket in value.

Needless to say, I’ll be sitting on a veritable f#$king goldmine. Just like Mr. Crawford.