If you have seen this dangerous criminal, beware!The following statistics regarding his person should help citizens avoid this man, who has thus far managed to escape the law. Warning: he enjoys posing as a gasta rapper, but in fact is currently unemployed.Name: Silvio Andreos Vaca TalbotAge: Five weeks oldHeight: bigger than a breadbox; smaller than a guitarWeight: consciously attempts to gain weight to avoid being apprehendedDefining characteristics: baby-faced, red bracelet around ankle to "ward off the evil eye", powerful set of lungs.Alias: "The Worm", "El Huambra"Alibi: Always claims to have been with Fernando Vaca, Fiona Talbot-Strong, or both, or mutters "I was sleeping at that time... What?"Follow the link for an image of this wily criminal.