I was looking at the top of the page and was wondering what you guys were talking about. Yeah, sure he's a little pale, but a little sunlight and he looks like the old Dooggie. Then a quickly scrolled down and let out an audible "holy shiat"

"The distortion of reality is somehow tweaked by the procession of familiar faces that has starred in the production, which celebrated its 2,000th performance this month. The cast has featured, at various times, such actors as Molly Ringwald, Brooke Shields, Tom Bosley and Hal Linden. Michael C. Hall and John Stamos had stints as The Emcee, a role originated by Alan Cumming, who also won a Tony."

So Cabaret stars people who are either on their way out or never had a career to begin with? Stamos as the Emcee...gah.