Thursday, June 14, 2007

You know how at your office they will call everyone into a meeting once a year to go over things like their Divirsity Initative, the Zero Tolerance Policy On Drugs, the Sexual Harassment Policy. You already know all of that stuff, but they make you sit through it once a year and sign something stating that yes, you understand.

Well, while we are on the subject of crime and criminals (see previous post), I thought this little refresher course might be in order.

I'm going to turn my blog over to a facilitator for the rest of the evening (while I throw a Black Angus T-Bone on the grill, whip up a baked tater with all the fixin's, some buttery cresent rolls, pour a little small batch bourbon and pop "The Breach" into the DVD).

The facilitator for this evening's refresher course is Chris Rock. The subject of tonight's review is "How To Not Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police". I know, I know, you've seen it before. But it's important that we go over this at least once a year to avoid any "incidents". The contents of this annual review are sure as hell a lot more important than going over the Mission Statement again.

So sit back, open your mind, and listen. It might just save you from an ass kicking by the Po Po.

3 comments:

travelingal
said...

Just got back from the Lake of the Ozarks where everybody has septic systems that drain into the lake...alas...in my old age that really makes me ill. I don't want to have piss bathing my body and sloshing into and out of my mouth. I mean I can't brush my teeth enough tonite and I didn't even go in the lake. And you ask me to laugh??? Or think about cops or ... well I'm sorry, I can't even eat even after your description of your delectable meal. Thankfully, I have a really good shower head here at home. Yah I know, not what you expected....

Chris Rock is the best. Sadly, there are people out there that should watch that video and follow those instructions.

The mad woman part reminds me of an old joke. A guy is fighting with his wife in the car when he gets pulled over. She continues to snipe at him while the officer is asking for his license and registration. He finally turns to her and tells her to shut the hell up. The cop asks the woman, "Does he always talk to you like that?" "No" she replies. "Only when he's been drinkin'"