Worst pre-Hinge date?Have you ever gone out on a date with a girl and then a couple weeks later gone out on a date with that girl’s sister without knowing they were siblings? Yeah, that happened….and I didn’t realize it until halfway through the date. AND, I later found out it had happened to them a couple times before. My friends love bringing up that story.

First I’m going to Marina Meats to grab some Proscuitto. Chances are I already have some Honey Roasted Turkey in the fridge so I’m going to use that too. I’ll then toast up some Multi-Grain Bread (disclaimer; I recently broke my toaster so I’ve been using a pan over the stove to toast my breads) and when its golden brown I immediately put Provolone Cheese on it so it melts a bit. After that I’ll lay down the cold cuts and layer on some hydroponic butter lettuce and sprouts.

Then, I’ll take the other slice of bread and knife down a thin layer of cream cheese (oh yes) and then squeeze some Sriracha on there probably in the shape of a smiley face, or maybe my initials or something. I’d then finish it off with some oil, dash of Sea Salt and a ton of fresh ground pepper that comes out of a big-ass peppermill.

Cut that in half and dump some Kettle Chips in the middle and I’m good to go. Jar of pickles on the side is also a must. And probably a Diet Coke. Hungry?