Please note that this page is just a joke...Primus is the greatest band
out there, and I mean no offense to them or their fans...also, fans of
P.O.D. should take no offense by the events following, it's only a joke...lighten
up, damn you!

While waiting around before a show on the Primus/P.O.D.
Antipop Tour, Les Claypool and the guys get a craving for some balls, after
already consuming those of P.O.D. front man, Sonny...

Later that night, at the concert, Sonny tries to warn
the crowd of Primus' ball addiction, but, to no avail...the excited fans
take no heed to his warning, and, despite all danger, stick around for
the rest of the show.....

During Primus' set, Les gets that uncontrollable, cannibalistic
urge to consume human testicles...He sites his prey, and decides the time
to strike is now......

This is a picture taken just before this young man's
testicles were stolen from his scrotum and consumed by the members of Primus,
as he was made to stand by and watch, able to do nothing......