Sunday, 20 May 2012

"Have you seen the price of stamps?"

1. Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works.

2. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it.

3. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things.

- Douglas Adams

And so, seeing we seem to be galloping relentlessly toward some sort of abyss as a species, we'd like to present you with a couple of clicky buttons that don't go anywhere. Click the text underneath, however, and your very soul will fill with colourful balloons of delight perfumed with ink, brick and butterscotch.1

I'm pretty sure I've got those right. Come and have a look and sign up, so we can fill your dwindling hours with insolence and obscure in-jokes. Anything to distract you from the terrible noise of pounding hooves.