Quote for Sept 14 #1

I found an activity that is so much easier than surfing, which I enjoy equally as much. All I do is I go to the shore with a bucket, I fetch about two gallons of sea water. Then I take it back to my house, and I drink it, while beating myself over the head with a large piece of wood and I have a razor blade and I just cut my leg all over, and I pour salt juice into the cuts, and then my friends come in every ten or fifteen minutes and punch me in the head and say “get the hell off our turf weekender.” And i enjoy it just as much as surfing.:-D