Michael Milbury, who currently works as a hockey analyst for Versus NHL, was accused of assaulted a 12-year-old youth hockey player at the Dexter School Ice Rink in Brookline last week. Milbury is an assistant coach of a local hockey team, and the alleged victim is a player from an opposing team.

It couldn't happen to a bigger asshole.

Good times.

We can't imagine Milbury ever doing such a thing. It isn't like he has a past of assaulting people…