You do not even rate pond scum. such a small epeen beating up on defenseless ships that have no way of fighting back. How much skill is involved in that? NONE. Its easy killing new players to eve and you're such a powerful bully. wait for it wanna be pond scummers your time is coming

Big words for a -A- pet.Don't worry about posting with your main! -aPost with your brain!"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

Posted - 2012.04.25 23:17:00 -
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The beauty of a true sandbox is that, by definition, no one entity is necessary for it continue functioning.

Despite what some truly pathetic mouth-breathing half-chewed Cheeto-paste-drooling insignifi-cunts--and their even more pathetic, pitifully eager ******* little suck-ups--might like to believe, this applies to goons, too.

You are not indispensable.

You are not relevant.

You are not needed.

EVE will still be here, and a lot of us will still be playing in the sandbox, long after you twats have been forgotten.The invention of ice-hockey is proof that Canada deserves to rule the world. Eh.

Posted - 2012.04.26 00:28:00 -
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So here in a few days we throw a redneck party in the town hall of hisec. Somebody is bound to take a dump on the front porch, the neighbors Cadillac will be parked in the dining room, and the dog will be violated.

When we wake the next afternoon, we will trip over empty bottles and worn out hookers to rampage through the streets naked beating baby seals with baseball bats mostly for the fun of it.

All the while the local townsfolk will be pleading with the constabulary to force us to leave but they will be reminded that there's really no crime and nothing for them to do but take the bats away, knowing full well we have a trunk load more, you know, those bats with the spike through the fat end. More wringing of hands quickly follows.

So here in a few days we throw a redneck party in the town hall of hisec. Somebody is bound to take a dump on the front porch, the neighbors Cadillac will be parked in the dining room, and the dog will be violated.

When we wake the next afternoon, we will trip over empty bottles and worn out hookers to rampage through the streets naked beating baby seals with baseball bats mostly for the fun of it.

All the while the local townsfolk will be pleading with the constabulary to force us to leave but they will be reminded that there's really no crime and nothing for them to do but take the bats away, knowing full well we have a trunk load more, you know, those bats with the spike through the fat end. More wringing of hands quickly follows.

What could possibly be more fun than that?

This person knows how to have a good time War hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside.

"I am delighted to have found a leader for the Death -`quad project; Warr Akini of Bat Country. Warr recently di-rtinguished himself by leading a small team of Bat Country commandos in ganking 1000 exhumers in a week just to prove that they could. Warr is not just GGsome guyGGV GGt he is a proven leader with a focus on hisec griefing. He and I have been conferring extensively and this new -`IG is ready to be rolled out in the coming days.

The purpose of the Death Squad is to hunt down and punish every bleating pubbie who has felt that they could hide behind Concord and speak out against us without fear. In nullsec we have fought wars of extermination over seemingly innocuous offenses (such as TetsujinGGVs sig)GG\ yet human garbage l-{ke Jade Constantine and Issler Dainze reside securely, squatting in their empire shitholes, squawking about Goonswarm with no risk. No more.

The Death -`quad will sow terror among those who think themselves safe from us. Bounties will be paid for the killmails of our enemies; they will be hunted down with locator agents, scouted out by neutral characters, and purged. Extra bounties will be rewarded for those commandos who bring us particularly entertaining logs. The sort of wretch who the Death -`quad will be unlea-rhed upon is likely to produce a ~lot~ of chatporn when they finally get what they deserve.

When not hunting the enemies of the -`tateGG\ the Death Squad w-{ll keep its skills sharp by ganking mission runners in deadspace Tengus, blowing up exhumers, and ensuring that our reach is inescapable, even in the GGsafestGGV parts of EVE. "

In the end, if you guys run me from the game, so be it. I know it's a game, and if it's not fun, i find another game. You guys can tell stories about pubbie tears and nerdrage quitters, while i'll just be spending my time enjoying something else. You can decide who is actually the loser there.

CCP

Technically us unless you never wanted that EVE anyways

I just think it's all become total nonsense now. CCP will lose in the end if they don't toughen up and sort this mess out. But that's their choice.

As for me I don't care any longer, this character will be deleted tomorrow with it's ISK and assets. Was thinking of giving the ISK and assets away, then remember people are moaning about too much ISK in game, so thought what the hell might as well delete it.

You do not even rate pond scum. such a small epeen beating up on defenseless ships that have no way of fighting back. How much skill is involved in that? NONE. Its easy killing new players to eve and you're such a powerful bully. wait for it wanna be pond scummers your time is coming

You guys like to talk alot...Here, Ill meet you in game, just find me

Oh crap this guy has never logged in... sorry then

Ranger 1 wrote:

supr3m3justic3 wrote:

Please put me on the kill list, you can find me Perma-AFK docked in JGAMP/Tribute. Goons can lick my sweaty nut sack, and can keep the pubies they get in thier teeth for free!

I do think it's pretty cute how all of the people that only post with forum alts are suddenly very outspoken and bold.

It's sort of like a Chihuahua that has just realized the Mastiff next door is on a short chain.

Ive always posted on this forum alt cause my main, The Mittani, is forum banned right now

roflmao

Proteus Maximus wrote:

Every time I read the word "pubbies" I wana punch the person who typed it square in the mouth.Is it just me?

You do not even rate pond scum. such a small epeen beating up on defenseless ships that have no way of fighting back. How much skill is involved in that? NONE. Its easy killing new players to eve and you're such a powerful bully. wait for it wanna be pond scummers your time is coming

The beauty of a true sandbox is that, by definition, no one entity is necessary for it continue functioning.

Despite what some truly pathetic mouth-breathing half-chewed Cheeto-paste-drooling insignifi-c**ts--and their even more pathetic, pitifully eager ******* little suck-ups--might like to believe, this applies to goons, too.

You are not indispensable.

You are not relevant.

You are not needed.

EVE will still be here, and a lot of us will still be playing in the sandbox, long after you tw*ts have been forgotten.

You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

Man, I see in EVE the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. We're consumers. We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra. Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and ************. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned-

The beauty of a true sandbox is that, by definition, no one entity is necessary for it continue functioning.

Despite what some truly pathetic mouth-breathing half-chewed Cheeto-paste-drooling insignifi-c**ts--and their even more pathetic, pitifully eager ******* little suck-ups--might like to believe, this applies to goons, too.

You are not indispensable.

You are not relevant.

You are not needed.

EVE will still be here, and a lot of us will still be playing in the sandbox, long after you tw*ts have been forgotten.

You don't seem to understand. It isn't that Goons make the sandbox what it is. It's what the act of CCP disbanding GSF, or banning Goons for simply doing what they do would mean to the sandbox.

IF we were to turn it around, it would be like CCP banning miners from Eve because they don't want to pvp in the sandbox. Get it?Don't worry about posting with your main! -aPost with your brain!"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

You do not even rate pond scum. such a small epeen beating up on defenseless ships that have no way of fighting back. How much skill is involved in that? NONE. Its easy killing new players to eve and you're such a powerful bully. wait for it wanna be pond scummers your time is coming

Big words for a -A- pet.

ooooOOOOOOOoooooBetcha wont hit her lol

How many times to we have to make new holes in -A- until they learn their place? Last time they came up north we beat them bloody and so they went back home. Now, not a week later hardly and they're back talking the same **** again?

Here, let me help all you -A- people.

National Domestic Abuse Hotline (USA)1GjF800GjF799GjFSAFE(7233)Don't worry about posting with your main! -aPost with your brain!"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."

The beauty of a true sandbox is that, by definition, no one entity is necessary for it continue functioning.

Despite what some truly pathetic mouth-breathing half-chewed Cheeto-paste-drooling insignifi-c**ts--and their even more pathetic, pitifully eager ******* little suck-ups--might like to believe, this applies to goons, too.

You are not indispensable.

You are not relevant.

You are not needed.

EVE will still be here, and a lot of us will still be playing in the sandbox, long after you tw*ts have been forgotten.

You don't seem to understand. It isn't that Goons make the sandbox what it is. It's what the act of CCP disbanding GSF, or banning Goons for simply doing what they do would mean to the sandbox.

IF we were to turn it around, it would be like CCP banning miners from Eve because they don't want to pvp in the sandbox. Get it?

It wouldn't change much of anything in the long-run.

That goons seem to think they matter enough that it will is what I find hilarious in a certain pathetic, [/facepalm] inducing way.

CCP knows this, which is why nothing will happen.

Carry on.The invention of ice-hockey is proof that Canada deserves to rule the world. Eh.

You do not even rate pond scum. such a small epeen beating up on defenseless ships that have no way of fighting back. How much skill is involved in that? NONE. Its easy killing new players to eve and you're such a powerful bully. wait for it wanna be pond scummers your time is coming

Big words for a -A- pet.

ooooOOOOOOOoooooBetcha wont hit her lol

How many times to we have to make new holes in -A- until they learn their place? Last time they came up north we beat them bloody and so they went back home. Now, not a week later hardly and they're back talking the same **** again?

Here, let me help all you -A- people.

National Domestic Abuse Hotline (USA)1GjF800GjF799GjFSAFE(7233)

Who are -A-? Im a high sec pubbie lol

How many lols you think it would cause if when the Goons are busy raping Jita their "friends" liberate them of their 0.0 sov?Man the tears.... the tears!!!!

If you smacktalk, you get smacked, usually quite hard. Ask anybody who's been on the receiving end of a wardec because they smacktalked in local, Goonswarm are just stepping it up to the next level as is their wont, if the game mechanics allow it without exploits then so be it.

Sounds like tyranny to me. You know, the Stalinesque kind. At any rate...

Fap fap fapI love flying titans in Jita, setting bubbles in Rens,-aor firing off bombs from my stealth bomber-ain Dodixie!-a Just think, if Eve wasn't a sandbox, none of this would be possible!

I am Jacks complete lack of surprise.....mouth breathers wouldn't know the classics.Then again that movie takes some intelligence to comprehend.This generation is of the opinion thinking's hard.Eve... Burn it....Burn it All

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