1£0 OFF ALL NEW C HART DVD ED­I­TOR’S PICKS OF THE DAY

We’ve got a royal dou­ble bill for you this month...sort of.. Dam­sels in Dis­tress claims to be based on the young life of writer and pro­ducer Count Gre­gor and it only half of it’s true he’s been a lucky sod. This tale of de­bauch­ery and servi­tude cen­tres round a wicked Madame and her harem of gor­geous nymphets. The sex is, as you’d ex­pect, ass-stretch­ingly kinky and well shot. A mas­sive and un­in­hib­ited cast make this a clas­sic in the world of adult movies. Night Swing cen­tres on lech­er­ous Lord Devonport en­ter­tain­ing a bevvy of so­ci­ety hot­ties in his May­fair pent­house...and you know where posh birds like it! We’re not con­vinced ei­ther the Count of the Lord are gen­uine roy­alty but we know both movies guar­an­tee right royal stiffies! GET down to yer near­est PRI­VATE SHOP for the sex of­fer of the year!

It’s one thing for stores to sell-off their older stock to make room for new re­leases but we’ve done a deal with Bri­tain’s big­gest and best adult shop­ping chain to bring you ALL Fe­bru­ary’s top new release ti­tles at a mas­sive THIRD OFF the al­ready low price.

All ti­tles are avail­able ex­clu­sively to Mid­week Sport read­ers at just £20 each! Re­mem­ber, these are brand new R18 ti­tles from the top stu­dios and lead­ing di­rec­tors and can sell for as much as £50 each.

R18 is the cer­ti­fi­ca­tion awarded to hard­core pornog­ra­phy in the UK and these ti­tles are only avail­able to broad-minded over 18s from li­censed sex shops like the Pri­vate Shops chain.

You can’t buy gen­uine hard­core from mail or­der so you’ll have to go to one of the shops. But as there’s over 100 across the UK there should be one close to you. Just have a look at the list be­low.