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It was in the month of February in 2007 and a young Italian beauty by the name of Stefani Germanotta swept the Entertainment World off it’s feet with her wig cap antics and comedy relief labeled fashion foolery.

She was ingenuously embraced by queens and diva alliances for her sexual freedom and her repetitive support for LGBT rights.

EVERYONE LOVED GAGA!

The audience on Logo TV worshiped her and she was on her way to being the new self proclaimed Queen Of Pop, but Mrs. Madonna, didn’t have time for those shenanigans! Madonna baptized Lady Gaga with insults, and the cat fight was on…

Lady Gaga even caught the eye of the Celebrity Gay Men Mafia and Elton John and Perez Hilton gave Gaga the green light, with sparkles and glitter of course, but their lives were all complete.

Yes, and Elton John decided to put his glittery two cents in the mix and Madge and Gaga decided to go to war. How dare Lady GaGa come after the Queen Of Pop, Madonna, my favorite female artist.

Madonna was here before the Dinosaurs, and she will be here for the resurrection.

Lady Gaga was unstoppable until she did a song with R.Kelly, telling the self-proclaimed man of intrigue to do what he wanted to her body. Lady Gaga did NOT do a thorough investigation or adequate research, anything could have occurred!

Lady Gaga desired more attention, so everyone had to know for every awards show how she would arrive. One sad occasion, she was on stage dressed like a dinner napkin.

Everyone loved GaGa, and if one didn’t agree with “Mammy Monster” you were bombarded with insults.

Ask Kelly Osborne and Perez Hilton, Gaga had reinforcements also known as monster children that were ready to go into a Twitter Tirade after recess. Lady Gaga could hit a G5 note that some of are more seasoned divas couldn’t complete on stage and a some singers could only dream of this , if it was pre- recorded.

Gaga who has an immensely ability to naturally steal the spot light, still required more attention. After a while she ventured into the “I am Momma Monsters, and you are my little monsters territory” and her brain became unhinged and something left Gaga’s brain one nugget short of a Happy Meal.

Her unearthly talent and biblical knowledge gained her more attention by the Vigilant Citizens’ activist as she illuminated herself in the forefront of the Marc Dice’s lifelong quest to cease and deflate the imaginary Illuminati agency for Satan, the Illuminati Mascot…

It became evident that she was pleading for attention at times when it came to her “Art” because if you are a performer the appearance sometimes outweighs the talent, but Gaga didn’t require all of this expression and applause because she had talent. Lady Gaga would dress up like a ham sandwich, a meatloaf, a stack of hay or a 1922 Tap Dancer.

She adorned herself in Latex to meet the queen. She was sweating for fashion, she was sweating like hell, but she did it for the “art”

So why is Gaga not the center of the universe anymore?

Our admiration in her fashion and interviews became more important than her musical compositions. It is difficult to focus on the song notes coming out of her mouth when she has on a meat dress, or a fur vagina on top of her head.

She burned so bright and then she fizzled…

No one can determine the day or the moment GaGa lost her relevance, but numbers don’t lie.

She gave us too much, too damn fast.

Her little monsters are still in love with their queen, but as a whole, we grew disinterested in her utter narcissistic behavior that was more arrogance, then admiration and modesty that we fell in love with while watching her on LOGO TV, had disappeared forever. Even when Lady Gaga put chicken flour on her face and used finger paints to design her face, we still were not intrigued…

She copied composed a pop hit, “Born This Way” Express Yourself By Madonna that received musical acclaim, but her star was fading into an oblivion and Katy Perry delivered her hit song, “Roar” and meanwhile Lady Gaga rolled around on the floor on Saturday Night Live with R.Kelly on top of her, and it was disgusting.

It was like if you came home early and you catch your friend humping your uncle it is not illegal, just disturbing and gross.