Maybe it wasn't to do with him being a sandle wearing muslim, but he thought it might have been his mother?
Somebody needs to tell them it's a jail for Christ's sake. Since when did prisoners in the past dictate what was on the bloody menu? If that was a white man they'd have locked the door behind 4 bear prison guards and battered him with wet towels. If this was anybody other than a 'minority' they'd have shoved it up his keeki winker.

I know this is a serious thread but a cartoon picture popped into my head of a "Nationalist Dirty Bomb" A large display firework packed with a mixture of pyrotechnic and pork scratchings/crispy bacon bits to be exploded over the heads of the celebrating crowd at the divali celebrations. There would be no casualties, but large areas of the city would be uninhabitable ( to muds ) for generations to come.