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When you ask a Vegetarian which food item they were hard-pressed to give up, the anwer is usually… Bacon. There are a few things in this world that can affect humans as much as the smell of sizzling… Bacon. Maybe Calvin Klein should create ‘CK Bacon’ and unleash the feral side of any meat-eating woman on the unsuspecting cologne-wearer. Anyway, I’m apparently not the only person who has a weakness for these strips of pork belly. There are hundreds of Bacon tribute sites and fan pages online. Predictably, a lot of strange bacon-related items have been cropping up. So here’s how I picture a day in the life of a bacon-obsessed person…

Have a morning shower with a nice juicy bar of Bacon Soap

Sit down to breakfast with a morning-brightening Bacon Placemat

Mmm, is that coffee or bacon? Brew a sizzling cup of Maple Bacon Morning coffee