Thursday, November 20, 2008

-wonder why BYO alcohol places charge a corking fee???-think no one is listening to you???-think someone else's opinion is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS and tell them so???-think your kids are DEVILS, truly sent here to test all of your limits???-think a weekend get away just ISN'T long enough???-ask if the cashier will take your expired coupons, we are entering a recession after all???-go more than 48 hours without showering???-test the limits of your friendships???-wonder what age it is acceptable for the kids to get out of bed, make their own breakfast, turn on cartoons, while you stay in bed???-think about where your children should attend grade school more than twenty times a day???-go months without balancing your checkbook???-hate the sound of your own name???-worry about those you love dying???-call your children brats???-wonder what life could have been like had you chosen a different path???