Thursday, 5 May 2016

Just when you think
you’ve heard or seen it all, another strange thing surfaces! For crying out
loud, which one is ‘farting’ competition again?

Residents of Pretoria
will be holding their noses this weekend. That is because kwaito musician Thabo
Mahlare, is planning to host a farting competition! The 37-year-old artiste, also known as Behind Bars, told Daily Sun
the showdown will see the contestant with the loudest fart going home with R500
(N6,600 ).

“I have noticed
people in my area like to fart, as they do so often. When we are just chilling,
someone will just fart loudly. I got so irritated every time my friend farted.
One day‚ I told him that I am going to run a competition so he can no longer do
it for free. I have realised that there are people who are talented in farting
and do it effortlessly,” Mahlare said.

Thabo said he planned to
provide contestants with Stameta, boiled eggs, castor oil and milk to help them
fart. He added: “I will
also be providing diapers for those who slip up and shit themselves. I will be
sitting with the judges who will be looking for someone who has the loudest and
foulest fart. The longer the fart takes‚ the better the chance of winning the
contest stands."

Thabo said entrance to
the competition was free and open to all age groups. He already had 11
contestants and he hoped more would enter. Those interested in entering are
encouraged to visit the Mahube Complex in Mamelodi to put down their names.

When asked how he would
determine which fart was the loudest, Thabo said he would put four speakers on
the stage and give the contestants on stage a microphone to put near their
backside.

Thabo said if the event
was a success he would think about making it an annual competition. He has even
composed a song about farting and it is available on Datalife host. It will soon
be on Soundcloud.

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