Now I know we're all down on the Scandis and are thinking sure why not nuke'em - they're Scandis after all and it's important that President Trump show the world he means business. But allow me to make the case for why the Danes shouldn't be nuked.

I work with a lot of Danes and yes they've absorbed far too much of PC pieties, have a solid dose of European unearned smugness, and are prone to the usual Scandi tendencies (the Laws of Jante have more sway than the Danes like to admit) . But all that being said they're by and large decent, moral people. And they're also very, very much into being Danish and Danish nationalism though they tend to be quiet and discreet about it. The Danes like being Danish and doing Danish things. And are happy about it.

They also know they are a small vulnerable country and therefore don't have the luxury of being careless like Sweden, Norway, Germany, etc. when it comes to maintaining their national identity. That's why they've been so forceful and determined from the start to keep the recent waves of immigrants out of their country. And PC pieties aside if it came down to it, I believe they would fight and do whatever is necessary to maintain their existence.

Further reasons:

1. Denmark is a pork-based society. There are more pigs than people in Denmark and they're one of the largest producers of pork in the world. They're also the largest consumers of pork per person in the world. Also: Danish bacon.

Question 1: If feminists say pick-up artists hate women - for this is what "misogyny" means - isn't it fair to assume that Bill Clinton is also a woman-hater?

Question 2: If men who repeatedly succeed in seduction are condemned by feminists, does this condemnation not also apply, by an obverse principle, to promiscuous women whose behavior justifies the boasts of PUAs?

So men who seduce women are bad, bad, bad and also rapists. But women who seduce men are merely affirming their natural feminine sexual freedom and fighting back against the patriarchal mores of our culture. Got it.

We find no statistically significant differences in average earnings for science majors between selective schools and either midtier or less-selective schools. Likewise, there's no significant earnings difference between engineering graduates from selective and less-selective colleges, and only a marginally significant difference between selective and midtier colleges.

.That said, the earnings picture is very different for other fields. Outside of STEM, it matters tremendously where a student receives a degree.

Well even a chemical engineering graduate from West Podunk State University almost certainly knows something and has some skills. Not so much for a WPSU sociology or business major.

How will we all keep busy when we only have to work 15 hours a week? That was the question that worried the economist John Maynard Keynes when he wrote his short essay "Economic Possibilities for Our Grandchildren" in 1930. Over the next century, he predicted, the economy would become so productive that people would barely need to work at all.

Well the writers propose several reasons but they all overlook two key factors: American society is very competitive and Americans by nature are aspirational.

Now if American companies only had to meet 1930 levels of production and product features and if Americans were satisfied with living a 1930s quality of life, then yes the 4-6 fold increase in productivity would mean that a 15-20 hour workweek is all that is needed. But neither is true.

Business is competitive and it only takes a slight edge to eventually squeeze out the competition and likewise people's compensation tends to be based on performance relative to peers and other companies' workers rather than absolute performance. So you can get ahead by working just a little harder and longer and being just a bit more productive. And most Americans want to get ahead.

The prosperity Keynes predicted is here. After all, the economy as a whole has grown even more brilliantly than he expected. But for most Americans, that prosperity is nowhere to be seen-and, as a result, neither are those shorter workweeks.

Actually the prosperity is all around us - from the heated, electrified multi-thousand square feet house you're living in to the variety of cheap, fresh food available year-round to the magical display device you're reading this on to your reliable, safe automobile in the driveway to the twenty years on average of extra life we all enjoy. I think a 1930s American would have been willing to work even 70-80 hours a week to live our future royal lifestyle. In a sense we're getting off easy with only 40.

As was discussed last night it's hard to make sense of NFA laws since they don't follow the normal rules of logic. For example it's perfectly legal to buy a pistol or revolver - and even build it up into a rifle by adding a long barrel and then a stock. But if you take a rifle or shotgun and remove the stock and cut the barrel down to pistol-length, you just committed a 10 years in pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison plus a $10,000 fine federal offense.

Thus in the case of AR-15 pistols you can have two completely identical guns but with one being fully legal while the other is a major NFA violation - all depending on the initial state of the receiver (pistol vs rifle) and how it was built up.

So why are these laws so crazy and illogical? Well the answer is that the 1934 NFA laws are actually the inconsistent remnants of the very first attempt to effectively ban handguns:

The National firearms act of 1934 originally lumped in handguns with full auto firearms. It is clear that the Roosevelt administration wanted to subject pistols and revolvers to the same draconian regulations and taxes that machine guns were finally subjected to. Congress simply would not go along. It was a step too far for even the heavily Democrat Congress of 1934.

Once you understand that licensing of handguns to the point of prohibition was the major target of the legislation, the reason for including short barreled rifles and shotguns becomes clear. What is the point of banning handguns if any person can buy a rifle or shotgun, a hacksaw, and make a functional pistol in fifteen minutes from that rifle or shotgun?

So with handguns essentially banned it also makes sense to ban/regulate any other guns modified into handgun-ish forms as well. Except that handguns weren't banned which leaves us with the illogical mess of laws we have today.

Does God exist? This ancient question just won't go away. Since human history began, as soon as someone thought he had the answer, someone else came along to challenge it. The question endures, and now rests in the ether, waiting to spring on college students, retreating after the age of thirty, surfacing for the odd cocktail party, and reemerging with full force in the "philosophical years." But before we discuss this complicated question, let me introduce myself. I'm Toby, the talking horse.

Being a talking horse leaves me with plenty of time to ponder these big issues. No one rides me, because I just tell them to get off. So there's a lot of standing time. Sometimes I sing at night, to pass the hours; sometimes I court the little beauty in the next pasture, Lily. Sometimes I develop powers, which is fun. In fact, right now you are not reading this; you only think you are. You are actually calling your bank by Touch-Tone phone and transferring all your money to my account.

Mostly, though, I do anagrams in my head, like many other horses. When you see a horse standing in a field staring at you, he's really rearranging letters in his head: "tide, diet, edit. ..." It's a horsy thing to do. So the first thing I do with a question as big as the one we're talking about is pass it through my head and rearrange the letters. "Does ... odes ... " Not much there. Then there's the obvious "god ... dog," and the fruitless "exist." Engaging in this little neurotic exercise enables me to move on to the next step.

Ask yourself this: Do I really need to know the answer to this question? I think if you are honest with yourself, you will realize that a yea-or-neigh answer wouldn't really change your life much. Although a neigh might free up a lot of time now spent worshipping. In fact, I don't imagine God is really keen on worshipping. You can take it from me, Toby the talking horse - he's as humble as the next God, and a simple thank-you is all that's required.

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Evening all. Internet has been screwed up for several days and can't be fixed until all the snow is off the roof and the road is firmer than it is now. It is working tonight for some reason so I can catch up on things.

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Well, I stopped to read the content.
That lovely young lass in the corn field, if she is hunting migratory waterfowl needs better camo.

And on the hours of labor per week. IF we set the minimum wage to one million dollars an hour, you only have to work one hour a year to be a millionaire.

But if someone else works two hours a year that person will have twice as much as you. And if someone works eight hours a day, why that person would be wealth beyond calculation, and the person who works 12 hour days, seven days a week, well, you can see the progression.

By the way, Keynes' book 'The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money' can loosely be described as 'stud piles'.

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As much as I'd hate to see so many worthy gun retailers go out of business as a result, I'd love to repeal all the .fed gun laws, all the way back to NFA 34.

I doubt though that we'd see our local hardware store carrying Guns & Ammo the way it was in the olde days. But that's only because of the big box stores muscling out all the smaller, less efficient individual nuts n' bolts emporiums, much less the good, but lesser chains like Western Auto.

Remember you could buy guns with the Western Auto name stamped thereon? And Montomery Wards (Western Field), Sears (Ted Williams) and so many others.

But it would be cool if Target had a gun department. You could buy a Target pistol, there.

36Dial This Number Next Time You Get a Telemarketing Call, Then Watch Chaos Reign

The Jolly Roger bot, designed to lead telemarketers down a rhetorical maze to keep them busy until they're at their wits' end while you go on about your day.

Next time someone calls you for sales purposes, simply tap "add call." Dial 214-666-4321. Merge the calls. Then the Jolly Roger Telephone Co., a voice recording that will frustrate and confuse that telemarketer, will take over.

The robotic script is designed to trick someone into trying to engage it for as long as possible. Along with affirmatives like "yes" and a curious "OK," it mixes in questions like "Sorry, could you start over? Who's this? Why are you calling?" It also goes off on entire tangents and distractions, leading annoyed salespeople to try and find lucidity and understanding in a totally lifeless recording.

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While you were looking elsewhere, Lindsey girl gives us the Constitutional thread of the day...

...Senate Joint Resolution 26, was authored by Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC). The official purpose of the bill is to authorize the use of military force against the Islamic State. However, its vague language would give Obama sweeping new controls of the U.S. military and de facto martial law powers, the very power that gives authority to the chief executive to suspend elections in a time of crisis...

61However, its vague language would give Obama sweeping new controls of the U.S. military and de facto martial law powers, the very power that gives authority to the chief executive to suspend elections in a time of crisis...

I'd like to see him try.

Actually, no I don't, but you know what I mean.

Posted by: East Bay KG at February 03, 2016 11:44 PM (YUrE9)

62He's in "quiet time." The bride passes to the next eligible Moron in this case.

After several months of not being able to go, and in the hope it wouldn't mess up my diet, I went back to my fave cajun restaurant in Orange County today, Ritter's Steam Kettle Cooking.

I had their bouillebaise, which is tomato/leek/saffron soup loaded with crab, shrimp, clams, and whitefish, heat level 7 (out of 10). Very tasty although now I'm dealing with some nasty heartburn.

And... I got to meet and talk with Chef Ritter himself. Really nice guy. He has 3 locations thus far and hopes to have another 3 open within a year. I mentioned to him that I'd love to see him add fried chicken to his menu, but he made the very good point that he just couldn't do it without having to make so many changes, the quality of his food would go down.

80Well even a chemical engineering graduate from West Podunk State University almost certainly knows something and has some skills.

My niece has a chemical engineering degree from a West Podunk University. She went to a nearby university, lived at home, and worked part time all four years. She graduated with no student debt, works for a Intel, and gets regular promotions.

I doubt if going to a more prestigious university would have made any difference.

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80 Well even a chemical engineering graduate from West Podunk State University almost certainly knows something and has some skills.

My niece has a chemical engineering degree from a West Podunk University. She went to a nearby university, lived at home, and worked part time all four years. She graduated with no student debt, works for a Intel, and gets regular promotions.

I doubt if going to a more prestigious university would have made any difference.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2016 11:49 PM (+lVUW)
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Is she single?

87Watching the only Total Recall that I ever will watch. Cheese 'n' rice, Ahnold sure sucked at delivering punny lines...

Too bad no one had the foresight to drop his best line from Kindergarten Cop into the script -- "It's not a tumor!" He'd never have made it twenty yards into Mutant Junction before its inhabitants set upon him and tore him to shreds.

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My favourite Cajun place closed about 4 months ago. I'm still not over it.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 03, 2016 11:51 PM (WOyz5)

90You make a convincing argument. Okay ... We won't nuke the Danes. You're not going to stop me from carpet bombing France with Hand-e-wipes, though. Those smelly frogs really bug the shit out of me.Posted by: The The Donald at February 03, 2016 11:48 PM (zc3Db)

The French are on their own.

And also have their own nukes.

Posted by: Maetenloch at February 03, 2016 11:51 PM (pAlYe)

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So OJ was Cosby's drug connection and Cosby drug raped Nicole. We just need to get Michael Jackson in there and the singularity will have been achieved.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at February 03, 2016 11:51 PM (Nwg0u)

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96 That blonde chick is just awesome.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at February 03, 2016 11:53 PM (zc3Db)
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Gotta agree. I can tell, just by looking into those eyes, that she's different than other girls, but most men don't see it.

We gotta nuke somebody, we're Americans. That's what we do, that's all we do.

Hell, if we can't nuke'm, we'll send in USAID subcontractors.

Posted by: Stef van der Filus at February 03, 2016 11:55 PM (q8UYR)

1052. Alone among European countries in WWII the Danes saved nearly all of their Jews and rejected the Nazi's anti-Jewish policies.

Nope. Not the only European nation. Finland told the Nazis to fuck off when they began pressuring the Finns to hand over their Jews. In one case, a Finn bureaucrat handed over a handful against official government policy (less than 10, if memory serves) and the Finns freaked out in protest. Nearly brought down the government.

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On my Dad's job sites in Lutcher and Thibideaux; the workers paid a guy to cook a big pot of hot etouffe every day. He just setup off to one side of site and threw whatever protein was on sale or too slow crossing the road in the roux. The roux would live for days, maybe a week, like a sourdough.

Now I realize the guy was on disability, scraping some cash off the top, and selling weed. But, damn that was good food for a 9 year old white boy.

Nah, the toys where you give them to a bunch of Viking children and years later they come up with an amateur manned suborbital rocket program.

http://copenhagensuborbitals.com/

Posted by: hogmartin at February 03, 2016 11:56 PM (NA5LM)

113My niece has a chemical engineering degree from a West Podunk University. She went to a nearby university, lived at home, and worked part time all four years. She graduated with no student debt, works for a Intel, and gets regular promotions.

Congratulations and good for her! I went to an engineering school myself and while I majored in Chemistry, I had many good friends in the ChemE program. As far as I know, every one of them were hired in '76, when the economy was going to shit and ushering the Age of Jimmuh.

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You make a convincing argument. Okay ... We won't nuke the Danes.
You're not going to stop me from carpet bombing France with
Hand-e-wipes, though. Those smelly frogs really bug the shit out of me.Posted by: The The Donald at February 03, 2016 11:48 PM (zc3Db) --------------------------------See, the other night I was asking what we should ask of Europe when they come running to us for help with their Muslim invaders.

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"So men who seduce women are bad, bad, bad and also rapists. But women who seduce men are merely affirming their natural feminine sexual freedom and fighting back against the patriarchal mores of our culture."

Yeah, except this Roosh V guy didn't merely seduce women. He outright bragged to raping a couple of drunk women while in Iceland.

Posted by: fly gal at February 04, 2016 12:02 AM (h6JMd)

141Well done on the clock and repeated date at the top of tonight's ONT, Maet!

Gotta confess that I refreshed the page one time because I had a WTF? moment wondering how my stack had reverted to last night.

Oh, brother. SJW's just get dumber and dumber. Here's the thing. And I'm saying this as someone who, in my younger days, used to go clubbing. If you don't want to be approached by pick up artists, you don't go to the clubs. Every young, single person knows which bars to go to if you want to meet members of the opposite sex. Man hating hags, DON'T GO TO PICK UP BARS.

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I have a black cat who will sit on the patio and stare at me through the glass patio door. At night, all I will see are two yellow eyes, and at times a pink tongue.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 04, 2016 12:01 AM (q2o3

I had a black kitty named Katya who used to wake me up by sitting on my chest. I'd open my eyes and in the dim gray light see a black form with two pointy black ears. It was like being molested by Batman.

I still have confused feelings about this.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2016 12:06 AM (NA5LM)

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Oh, and if you go to bed with someone you just met in a pick up bar, no, he will not respect you in the morning. I had a friend who would do that. She started realizing that they weren't calling her again. So, did she stop going to bed with someone she just met in a bar. Nope. She would leave a comb or lipstick behind so she had an excuse to call him. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

At the next SWOHMoMe, remind me to tell you about my eldest's experience re engineering and UC vs Purdue.

Posted by: speedster1 at February 04, 2016 12:01 AM (vUcdz)

Word was, around the City of LA Engineering staff, if you wanted an Engineer for research -- you recruited from Berkeley; but if you wanted one whose bridges wouldn't fall down, you'd recruit from Cal Poly.

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177 I just spotted Chemjeff at a Waffle House in Junction, Texas.
Posted by: iforgot at February 04, 2016 12:09 AM (YOxw1)

I saw him in Fredericksburg before that sampling peaches on the side of the road.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 04, 2016 12:11 AM (UnJ7w)
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Last seen leaving Seguin, heading for Marion, the poor bastard.

Years before O.J.'s ex Nicole Brown was brutally slain in 1994, she confessed he'd once brutally "date raped" her.

Now, The National ENQUIRER has learned the imprisoned ex-football star supplied Quaaludes to his pal Cosby, who's confessed to giving women the drug for sexual encounters!

Maet, I think you read it wrong. The piece is saying that OJ once date-raped Nicole and also that OJ supplied Cosby. If they were really saying Cosby raped Nicole, they would have been unambiguous about it.

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rickl, the liberal love affair with the militia clause is silly. If they somehow packed the Court and passed some law restricting ownership to militia members -- then guess what -- we'd all join State militias. I was a member of the South Carolina Unorganized Militia; and was issued an M-14. It could have been a SAW; and would be if the liberals went down that path. I was NOT a resident of SC either, I was paying out of state institution.

Every red state would start something similar. And, in the process invalidate NFA34 -- because the State CAN issue you a machine gun AND grenades. The fact you made a generous donation to the State coffers not withstanding.

You've got some very nasty people here. Very nasty. When I'm President, I'm gonna get a lot of experts, a lot of very smart people, and I'm gonna build a wall, a yuuuge, glorious firewall around this place so I can make the Internet great again.

I mean, really, I hear Ace used to do nasty things to Marco Rubio's garbage. Bad!

Posted by: D. Trump at February 04, 2016 12:16 AM (H9MG5)

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In all of human history, which female has been masturbated to the most times?
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184 177 I just spotted Chemjeff at a Waffle House in Junction, Texas.
Posted by: iforgot at February 04, 2016 12:09 AM (YOxw1)

I saw him in Fredericksburg before that sampling peaches on the side of the road.
Posted by: Arson Wells at February 04, 2016 12:11 AM (UnJ7w)
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Last seen leaving Seguin, heading for Marion, the poor bastard.

- - - -
I just saw him checking into the Motel 6 in Walla Walla.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 04, 2016 12:17 AM (YsLaz)

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179: Are we talking absolute masturbation numbers, or masturbations per man. Population growth would skew the former to more recent babes. I think the latter would be more fair measure.

One in the running would probably be Farrah Fawcett, and that famous poster from the 70s. I remember that one well. Of course, I didn't hit puberty until somewhere around '79 - '80 or so, but I do remember that iconic poster.

I imagine ol' Marilyn Monroe loosed quite a tide of spooge in her day as well.

I was staying at the Marriott
With Jesus and John Wayne
I was waiting for a chariot
They were waiting for a train
The sky was full of carrion
"I'll take the mazuma"
Said Jesus to Marion
"That's the 3:10 to Yuma
My ride's here..."

The Houston sky was changeless
We galloped through bluebonnets
I was wrestling with an angel
You were working on a sonnet
You said, "I believe the seraphim
Will gather up my pinto
And carry us away, Jim
Across the San Jacinto
My ride's here..."

Shelley and Keats were out in the street
And even Lord Byron was leaving for Greece
While back at the Hilton, last but not least
Milton was holding his sides
Saying, "You bravos had better be
ready to fight
Or we'll never get out of East Texas tonight
The trail is long and the river is wide
And my ride's here"

I was staying at the Westin
I was playing to a draw
When in walked Charlton Heston
With the Tablets of the Law
He said, "It's still the Greatest Story"
I said, "Man, I'd like to stay
But I'm bound for glory
I'm on my way
My ride's here..."

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And I was shocked, SHOCKED I tells ya to learn that Hills! didn't know she'd be running for President when she took all that sweet sweet cash for her speaking engagements.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 04, 2016 12:22 AM (hlMPp)

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You've got some very nasty people here. Very nasty. When I'm President, I'm gonna get a lot of experts, a lot of very smart people, and I'm gonna build a wall, a yuuuge, glorious firewall around this place so I can make the Internet great again.

232.That said, the earnings picture is very different for other fields. Outside of STEM, it matters tremendously where a student receives a degree.
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Because if you study STEM you are learning valuable skills. If you study something else the only thing of value you are earning are connections - and the connections at a top tier college are worth more then the ones at a community college...

234I had a black kitty named Katya who used to wake me up by sitting on my chest. I'd open my eyes and in the dim gray light see a black form with two pointy black ears. It was like being molested by Batman.

I still have confused feelings about this.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2016 12:06 AM (NA5LM)

She's checking to see if you you were still breathing, because she gets to eat you after you die.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 04, 2016 12:23 AM (+lVUW)

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Getting all my teeth pulled was easier than getting a straight answer from you sonsa.

Forgot where I was for a second

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at February 04, 2016 12:24 AM (hlMPp)

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That one's easy, that broad that farts in her sumerian husband's lap, you know what's her name.

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And I was shocked, SHOCKED I tells ya to learn that Hills! didn't know she'd be running for President when she took all that sweet sweet cash for her speaking engagements.
Posted by: RWC
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Right.
Because taking it if she wasn't running would be just fine, but if running, then immoral.

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179: Are we talking absolute masturbation numbers, or masturbations per man. Population growth would skew the former to more recent babes. I think the latter would be more fair measure.

One in the running would probably be Farrah Fawcett, and that famous poster from the 70s. I remember that one well. Of course, I didn't hit puberty until somewhere around '79 - '80 or so, but I do remember that iconic poster.

I imagine ol' Marilyn Monroe loosed quite a tide of spooge in her day as well.

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raw total. I can't imagine it's anyone current as there are now so many options to choose from, even with higher population and (i presume) higher jizz rates.

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I thought of all the G.I.s and pinup girls but wasn't there also the saltpeter factor?

Posted by: eleven at February 04, 2016 12:33 AM (qUNWi)

282 Are we talking absolute masturbation numbers, or masturbations per man. Population growth would skew the former to more recent babes. I think the latter would be more fair measure.

One in the running would probably be Farrah Fawcett, and that famous poster from the 70s. I remember that one well. Of course, I didn't hit puberty until somewhere around '79 - '80 or so, but I do remember that iconic poster.

I imagine ol' Marilyn Monroe loosed quite a tide of spooge in her day as well.

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raw total. I can't imagine it's anyone current as there are now so many options to choose from, even with higher population and (i presume) higher jizz rates.
Posted by: buzzsaw90

If we move forward out of the stills -- theres the girl in the AC/DC Shook Me All Night video

Maybe I should just buy this place. I could make this place so classy.

Merchandise. You'll have shirts. And hats. I know this really terrific
place that can make some really classy hats. It won't take two weeks.
Forget it. I know people. Really good people. Experts.

And forget about the hamsters, I'd replace them. Gone. We'll bring in cheetahs. We'll have these pages loading so fast you'll say, please, please, Mr. Trump, I can't handle all the content. Lets go back to the rodents.

And I'd make a list. Lot of bad people here. They can't stay. They have to go. So I'll make a list. And send them back to Hot Air. They have to go. Maybe some of the good ones can come back... but I could really make this blog great again.

Posted by: D. Trump at February 04, 2016 12:36 AM (H9MG5)

293It's so open in fact, you can almost see the tapeworm.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 04, 2016 12:34 AM (ntObR)

I do believe that is called the Event Horizon.

Posted by: Arson Wells at February 04, 2016 12:36 AM (UnJ7w)

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I must investigate rooshv-- at first blush he sounds like my kind of moron.

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If I were putting money down, I'd go with Farrah Fawcett. But I grew up in a simpler time....
Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 12:29 AM (EzgxV)

At first I thought it had to be someone in the internet age, because we are surrounded by images today like never before. But on second thought, no, there are so many different options to choose from today.

The Betty Grable and Rita Hayworth pinups from the 40s would be good candidates, but as someone said, the total population was much smaller then.

So I'm zeroing in on the 70s and 80s, when mass-market cheesecake/swimsuit/centerfolds were at their zenith, before the internet allowed for fragmentation and niche interests.

Farrah Fawcett is as good a guess as any. That poster was *everywhere* in the late 70s. Although she didn't particularly float my boat.

Posted by: rickl at February 04, 2016 12:40 AM (sdi6R)

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You can smell the sin on her breath.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Posted by: Adriane the Engineer Way Back When A Few Weeks Ago... at February 04, 2016 12:40 AM (AoK0a)

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Consider the following exercise. The average male ejaculate volume is about 3-5 ml. Now, figure, over your lifetime from puberty to date, how many times you've shot that lovin' spoonful. Add it up. You'll likely be impressed.

Now, that suggests a masturbatory measure for above. How much spooge, per man on average, does a particular babe induce. Or what it the total volume all together of everybody she provoked.

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rickl, the liberal love affair with the militia clause is silly. If
they somehow packed the Court and passed some law restricting ownership
to militia members -- then guess what -- we'd all join State militias. I
was a member of the South Carolina Unorganized Militia; and was issued
an M-14. It could have been a SAW; and would be if the liberals went
down that path. I was NOT a resident of SC either, I was paying out of
state institution.

Every red state would start something similar. And, in the process
invalidate NFA34 -- because the State CAN issue you a machine gun AND
grenades. The fact you made a generous donation to the State coffers
not withstanding.

Posted by: Jean at February 04, 2016 12:16 AM (cXiMR)

All men between the ages of 17 and 45, with some exceptions (clergy, members of the regular armed forces or National Guard) are members of the unorganized militia of the United States. 10 USC 311

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/311

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 04, 2016 12:42 AM (5f5bM)

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>>>In all of human history, which female has been masturbated to the most times?<<<

Someone should ask Vic... since Abe Vigoda isn't around anymore.

Posted by: certain he'd know at February 04, 2016 12:43 AM (H9MG5)

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306 Consider the following exercise. The average male ejaculate volume is about 3-5 ml. Now, figure, over your lifetime from puberty to date, how many times you've shot that lovin' spoonful. Add it up. You'll likely be impressed.

Now, that suggests a masturbatory measure for above. How much spooge, per man on average, does a particular babe induce. Or what it the total volume all together of everybody she provoked.
Posted by: publius (not Breitbart publius) at February 04, 2016 12:40 AM (dvuhZ)
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Holy Hell, Hannah!

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I was never into Roosh's PUA stuff (so I don't know what happened in Ireland), but he did do one thing that was awesome : Reaxxion. Lots of gamers used to hang out in the comments and SJW crap wasn't tolerated there.

What part of Texas are you in again? I'm always up for a free meal and/or drink.

Posted by: Blano at February 04, 2016 12:46 AM (3eoPa)

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Consider the following exercise. The average male ejaculate volume is about 3-5 ml. Now, figure, over your lifetime from puberty to date, how many times you've shot that lovin' spoonful. Add it up. You'll likely be impressed.

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>>In all of human history, which female has been masturbated to the most times?

I'm gonna need a bigger Hot Tub.

Posted by: Heather Thomas at February 04, 2016 12:39 AM (qqwYn)

Heather Locklear would be another good guess. It would logically be someone from the period where there was heavy media saturation concentrated on very few networks. Too much earlier, and it'd only be people who saw the movie; too much later and the amount of chicken-choking would start to get divided over too many media sources.

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Consider the following exercise. The average male ejaculate volume is
about 3-5 ml. Now, figure, over your lifetime from puberty to date, how
many times you've shot that lovin' spoonful. Add it up. You'll likely be
impressed.

Now, that suggests a masturbatory measure for above.
How much spooge, per man on average, does a particular babe induce. Or
what it the total volume all together of everybody she provoked.

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Well I've lost my equilibrium and my car keys and my pride,
The tattoo parlor's warm, and so I hustle there inside
And the grinding off the buzz-saw, "What you want that thing to say?"
I says, "Just don't misspell her name, buddy, she's the one that got away"

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You left a year before I did (and retired, not a five-and-dive like I did). STS2/SS. Never did boomers, attack boats 4eva.

Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2016 12:54 AM (NA5LM)

Nice. I hear tell there was always one in the battlegroup but I only saw it once, can't remember which boat, did one of those Hunt for Red October emergency blows close enough that we could see it. Payback for an air show maybe.

I was offered a chance to take the nuke test but passed. Probably wouldn't have been able to handle all the math anyway.

377371 I was offered a chance to take the nuke test but passed. Probably wouldn't have been able to handle all the math anyway.
Posted by: GGE of the Working Horde, NC Chapter at February 04, 2016 12:59 AM (30qi/)

You'd have been able to handle the math but the 12/12 in shipyard and the rest of the nuc trainwreck would have been something to endure. It was bad enough for us up front.

The EMBT blow is also not nearly as spectacular from inside as it looks outside. Major letdown. I joined up for a snappy uniform and a roller coaster!

: shakes tiny fist in rage :

Posted by: hogmartin at February 04, 2016 01:03 AM (NA5LM)

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Well the movie star, well she crashed her car.
But everyone said she was beautiful even without her head.
Everyone said she was dangerous.

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Ah the ever controversial pick-up artist ("PUA") community. Some of them are right wankers, but there are some who seem to have a very insightful grasp on a) the sexual psychology of females and b) the state of current relations writ large between men and women in America.

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ChemJeff was heading towards Brackettville - he kept muttering something about " Alamo Village" and John Wayne.....---------------------------He wants to do a re-enactment and let the Mexicans win.

I just said that to get my sock off before I turn in. I know that was him in the Waffle House.

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ONT is slow tonight. Kind of a slow day for me today. I wanted to repair the cracked tail light lenses on this TR6 I'm playing with here, so I went looking for acrylic cement. Had to drive all the way from AJ to Phoenix to get it from a plastics dealer. But it got the job done. And the RH lens had a reflectorized overlay missing. So I looked in a box of miscellaneous parts that came with the car, and there was the missing piece! Amazing, so rarely that happens. Glued it on, and both lenses look pretty good. Cracks are still visible if you look close, but no holes, or pieces missing.

And I went through the crappy Lucas lamp sockets, and soldered a ground wire onto each and every one, and brought the ground wires back to the ground bus in the harness, and soldered them to that. 4 bulbs on each side, 8 ground wires in total. But now all the rear lamps work, save for the two on the right side which had dead bulbs, but I bought some new bulbs this evening, so tomorrow that will be fixed. Easy work, physically speaking, but time consuming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2016 01:39 AM (Z8fuk)

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====others than a little bug problem I am doing very well. too much to do but that is a good thing.

And along with everything else, I'm reading up on Arduino
programming tinkering ... Got a little experiment kit for myself
for Christmas. : -)

If I crash the grid, I apologize in advance ...

Posted by: Adriane the Engineer Way Back When A Few Weeks Ago... at February 04, 2016 01:24 AM (AoK0a)

I, too, have been playing with Raspberry Pi's and Arduinos. To quote a Christmas movie: "Now, I've got a stepper motor. Ho, ho, ho...."

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 01:42 AM (EzgxV)

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396: She told Carl, the story goes, and he asked young Rob, "Did you grab MTM's ass?" "Yeah...", said Rob. "Don't ever do that again!", Carl said.

Now, Meathead claims that during some Dick Van Dyke Show reunion she came up to him and he apologized. "I'm sorry, I was young and you were just so beautiful....not that you're not still beautiful....uh, I uh".

Now, he claims that MTM's response was to turn around and bend over and tell him to go for it. He did and she said "Oh, Rob!", her famous line from the old show.

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ONT is slow tonight. Kind of a slow day for me today. I wanted to repair
the cracked tail light lenses on this TR6 I'm playing with here, so I
went looking for acrylic cement. Had to drive all the way from AJ to
Phoenix to get it from a plastics dealer. But it got the job done. And
the RH lens had a reflectorized overlay missing. So I looked in a box of
miscellaneous parts that came with the car, and there was the missing
piece! Amazing, so rarely that happens. Glued it on, and both lenses
look pretty good. Cracks are still visible if you look close, but no
holes, or pieces missing.

And I went through the crappy Lucas lamp sockets, and soldered a
ground wire onto each and every one, and brought the ground wires back
to the ground bus in the harness, and soldered them to that. 4 bulbs on
each side, 8 ground wires in total. But now all the rear lamps work,
save for the two on the right side which had dead bulbs, but I bought
some new bulbs this evening, so tomorrow that will be fixed. Easy work,
physically speaking, but time consuming.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2016 01:39 AM (Z8fuk)

Saw an article today about a lot of rigs sitting in lots because they weren't economical with $30 oil. Can they be used for water wells? A whole crapton of CA water wells went dry last summer, and if the equipment is just sitting there, it maybe could get used for extending 250 foot water wells that ran dry to 750 feet.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 01:47 AM (EzgxV)

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That's cool, AOP. If you're a certain age the TR6 hits a button that's not far from the Farrah Fawcett button.

I am having fun with it. Yesterday I disassembled the rear brakes, freed up the stuck adjusters, and lubricated the surfaces on which the wheel cylinder slides (to center the shoes in the drum, and to allow the hand brake to work). I was sitting on a concrete floor, and despite using a chair cushion to sit on, my back was sure sore last night! Much better today; I did most of the work seated on a milk crate.

I am amassing a list of parts to order, heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2016 01:47 AM (Z8fuk)

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Saw an article today about a lot of rigs sitting in lots because they weren't economical with $30 oil. Can they be used for water wells? A whole crapton of CA water wells went dry last summer, and if the equipment is just sitting there, it maybe could get used for extending 250 foot water wells that ran dry to 750 feet.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 01:47 AM (EzgxV)

Yes, you could do it. Probably run you $50000 for that extra 500 feet, though. Get er done in about one day, and a day each to rig up and tear out. A double, triple or even a super-single rig would be massive overkill for deepening a water well. A service rig would be more appropriate; just a little bigger than your average water-well rig.

When I was working in Edson, we had water wells, several per location, to supply frac water to storage ponds. They drilled the water wells with, wait for it, water well rigs. Horses for courses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2016 01:56 AM (Z8fuk)

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Oh, forgot to mention. Extending a 250 foot well to 750 feet is no guarantee of getting good water. The aquifer might not go that deep; could be dry below, or worse, salt water.

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Saw an article today about a lot of rigs sitting in lots because they
weren't economical with $30 oil. Can they be used for water wells? A
whole crapton of CA water wells went dry last summer, and if the
equipment is just sitting there, it maybe could get used for extending
250 foot water wells that ran dry to 750 feet.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 01:47 AM (EzgxV)

Yes, you could do it. Probably run you $50000 for that extra 500
feet, though. Get er done in about one day, and a day each to rig up and
tear out. A double, triple or even a super-single rig would be massive
overkill for deepening a water well. A service rig would be more
appropriate; just a little bigger than your average water-well rig.

When I was working in Edson, we had water wells, several per
location, to supply frac water to storage ponds. They drilled the water
wells with, wait for it, water well rigs. Horses for courses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 04, 2016 01:56 AM (Z8fuk)

I was just thinking that when you had stranded assets going for five cents on the dollar, sometimes "crazy" ideas become clever. It sounds like I'm thinking of using a D8 to turn over a raised flowerbed, though.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 02:15 AM (EzgxV)

416It sounds like I'm thinking of using a D8 to turn over a raised flowerbed, though.

Or you could use it to make pancakes ...

Posted by: Adriane the Engineer Way Back When A Few Weeks Ago... at February 04, 2016 02:27 AM (AoK0a)

Well, my New Year's thing this year was to try and get all the stuff I'm doing under control. Being a CPA, I'm making forms and developing processes -- but I'm trying to write stuff down so I don't get buried in interruptions of interruptions. It's starting to bite and ensure things happen -- but I still haven't recorded 90% of what I'm expected to do.

Of course, being the humorist I am, the forms for keeping track of projects are labelled "Task Performance Sheet" across the top....so I'm filing "TPS reports"....

I've got pretty close to 200 so far. If one is blocked, it has a post-it to say what blocks it. Some have attached stuff, some have reminders, some have notes about being partially done.

It's the same sort of thing that I have used to get out-of-control businesses under control.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 02:28 AM (EzgxV)

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I remember the well wars years ago during a particularly bad dry spell. There were some neighbors, a couple of them right to close together, both with wells somewhat close together.

One well went dry. That fellow got a well digger in and they tried some stuff and eventually punched it deeper. He got water again.

But, the other close-by well then immediately went dry. He did the same thing, drilling deeper. The first well then went dry again.

At that point, they were about ready to start shooting. I think the solution was, at split cost between them, to drill the one a new well as far as away as possible, which fixed the problem. Once the dry spell was over, no problem again and both original wells were fine.

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I remember the well wars years ago during a particularly bad dry spell.
There were some neighbors, a couple of them right to close together,
both with wells somewhat close together.

One well went dry. That
fellow got a well digger in and they tried some stuff and eventually
punched it deeper. He got water again.

But, the other close-by
well then immediately went dry. He did the same thing, drilling deeper.
The first well then went dry again.

At that point, they were
about ready to start shooting. I think the solution was, at split cost
between them, to drill the one a new well as far as away as possible,
which fixed the problem. Once the dry spell was over, no problem again
and both original wells were fine.

Again, boom-and-bust cycles are driven by malinvestment during the booms. Things that had every indication of being good ideas at the time but were undercut by subsequent events. These things must be ruthlessly repurposed and their debt ruthlessly written-off to market levels before we can have real recovery.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 02:39 AM (EzgxV)

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Too bad Toby the talking horse gave up so easily on anagrams for "Doesgodexist" because anagram generator finds 2,109 of them, some of them not altogether bad like
Eddies got sox
desisted go ox
detoxed go sis
deeds six to go
Dodges exit so
Oddest ego six
Did stooge sex
Odd ex stogies
Odd egos exist
six dot geode
doe ox digests

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And, BTW, I can think of no better examples of malinvestment than a newly-minted graduate with a grievance-studies major and $100,000 in debt or another EPA administrator trying to prove that CO2 -- plant food -- is worse in the atmosphere than poisoning the Animus River.....while helping to increase the national debt to $19T.

And, one thing that Obama's always going to have going for him -- he pissed away more money on stupid shit than anyone ever in history.

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 02:45 AM (EzgxV)

422And, one thing that Obama's always going to have going for him -- he pissed away more money on stupid shit than anyone ever in history.
Posted by: cthulhu

As others have noted multiple times; our problem isn't Oblamo.

Our problem is those that voted for him.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 04, 2016 03:15 AM (wCF3s)

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422: And also don't forget the Congress that has lain back and spread their legs for him.

I needed to find out the email address of a high-falutin' mucky-muck in a prestigious publication, because I wanted to pitch a story idea to that person directly.

Y'see, in every media organization, at the top echelon there are softies -- bubble-world coddled editors who their entire careers have been surrounded by their friends and clique-ish colleagues, and the default answer for any story idea coming from this inner circle is "Sure -- sounds good!" 'Cause everybody's on the same team and are all good chums.

But the organization can't let such softies come into direct contact with the public, because then every wannabe gatecrasher will pitch them ideas and the softies will be handing out "Yes"es like a big fool and suddenly the inner circle is too crowded with hoi polloi newcomers.

So inevitably -- in every single media organization -- there evolves phalanxes of lesser editors and interns whose entire jobs are to say "No" to any random wannabe writer who has the gall to pitch an idea to the publication. There are often more than one layer of "No men" (well, "No women" is more accurate), so that even if you somehow get through the first line of defense, you get mowed down by the second line.

I'm been in the writing trenches long enough to know the brutal reality of getting published: It's usually not how good you are, but who you know.

But if you're not part of the limousine liberal elite, it's hard to break in to the clique. So you have to be creative -- which I am.

Currently I have about six literary identities, all running simultaneously, so I'm managing six different writing careers at once. Works out pretty well -- when one of them has a dry spell, the others pick up the slack.

"Zombie" -- my "political" identity -- is only one of them. I've got various nonpolitical identities as well.

But a special identity I launched a year or two ago is one I pay special attention to: It's a semi-political writer identity that is NOT a self-confessed self-outed conservative. In other words, I'm passing as a moonbat, or at least as someone who plays along with the de rigueur progressive schtick.

Ah, but the key is this: I slip in paradigm-changing conservatarian ideas, posing as "counter-intuitive" liberal thought. And it really infiltrates the psyche of leftist readers, because they are in "internalization mode" when reading words which they think are penned by a fellow traveler. When a leftist, conversely, reads words he knows to be by a conservative, he unconsciously puts on his "rebuttal filter" and automatically rejects the premise of everything he reads, and struggles to find a rebuttal for all points, if even merely to protect his own worldview.

Anyway, I've been carefully shepherding along this particular identity, building up a resume and reputation little by little, leapfrogging ever upward on the publication-prestige ladder.

So recently I came up with a really good story idea that would be a perfect fit for a pretty prestigious publication -- AND it would be a situation where I could slip in some sneaky concepts that would accelerate the corrosion of my readers' progressive ideology.

Problem is, this particular publication is so prestigious that they have probably three layers of rude Rejectors to keep people like me out.

My goal: to get past those Rejectors to the softie at the heart of every publication.

I spent how long researching how to do this? THREE WEEKS. Seriously.

I compiled a complete list of the entire editorial staff (that was quite the project in and of itself) and then spent days and days delving into their publicly accessible publishing history, and trying to pinpoint exactly what their role was at this publication (regardless of what their job title may have been).

After many many days I figured out who was likely to be the softest touch amongst those on staff who had top-level veto (or anti-veto) power.

Now here's the hardest part: The more prestigious the publication, the more difficult they make it to find the email addresses of those truly in charge. In fact, in most cases they make it flat-out impossible -- they NEVER publish the actual email addresses of the important decision-makers. Instead, the only publicize the addresses of the Rejectors.

So my goal became to find the personal email address of that softie. Except, as I realized after two days of searching, it simply does not exist online. Period.

And so, it was time to uncork my secret weapon: Social engineering.

First I reverse-figured the general format of the emails at this organization, which actually changes as you ascend the ranks. Low-level employees are firstname.lastname@company.com. But upper management level are firstname.[first-initial-only-of-last-name]@company.com. And finally, the holy grail, I found out, was that the toppermost bosses had [first-nickname-only]@company.com

With this info I figured out what the softie's email address ought to be, based on their ranking.

Next step: identify the stupidest, most naive newbie at the lowest level in the organization.

To achieve this, I just called up random people at random numbers all over the office and simply asked to be transferred to other random people, at each step noting down the apparent stupidity of each person I was talking to. Eventually, I identified the one person I thought was the crown idiot of the whole office.

So, with extreme cavalier nonchalance, this morning I called up the idiot, and said offhandedly, "Oh, I was trying to reach [top-echelon softie editor] -- but maybe you can help me. She asked me to send her an email, but is she still using nickname@company.com like before?"

The idiot, in all her idiocy (exactly as I had hoped) replied, "Oh, no, she now uses abc@def.com for internal communications."

Me: "Oh, that's right, I forgot. Thanks!" and hung up.

Bingo!

So then, having long ago prepared my pitch and honed it to perfection, I immediately sent it to the secret email address of the top softie, acting vaguely overly familiar like we had long been acquaintances (even though I had never interacted with her before).

Result?

15 minutes later she replied, saying "Yes," and accepting my pitch for publication.

Boom.

Now, I just write a killer article, and I'm on the inner track at this publication.

For me, this is big news. This is a pretty prestigious media outlet. It's known to be nearly IMPOSSIBLE to break into it. The only way is to know someone who already writes for them who recommends you to the publisher at a cocktail party. But with extreme diligence, I crashed the gates.

And my plan to brainwash America with crypto-conservatarian philosophies goes into high gear!

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2016 03:37 AM (jBuUi)

427And my plan to brainwash America with crypto-conservatarian philosophies goes into high gear!

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2016 03:37 AM (jBuUi)

All one can do is put forth ideas or techings that are condusive towards sanity.

One person can not do everything, but only contribute towards sensibility.

At the least, one can but steal the sane in the hopes that some sanity is passed down.

Posted by: Adriane the Engineer Way Back When A Few Weeks Ago... at February 04, 2016 03:57 AM (AoK0a)

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And my plan to brainwash America with crypto-conservatarian philosophies goes into high gear!

Posted by: zombie at February 04, 2016 03:37 AM (jBuUi)

All one can do is put forth ideas or techings that are condusive towards sanity.

One person can not do everything, but only contribute towards sensibility.

At the least, one can but steal the sane in the hopes that some sanity is passed down.

Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2016 03:49 AM (vBeA5)

Doing God's work!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at February 04, 2016 04:13 AM (EzgxV)

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Cruzing by that lighthouse at the very tippy top of Denmark was as close as I've ever gotten to the place. Somewhere on radio this week I heard a Scandinavians believe in a lot of weird things such as many Icelanders believe there are little gnomes or fairies living on their island. Must be a study on it somewhere.
Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at February 04, 2016 04:31 AM (hk3Fb)

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Oh I forgot, no I don't think any Scandinavians should get nuked, they have a Muzzy problem which is bad enough.

We had a steam kettle restaurant in the old now defunct Gulfport Grand Casino; I just loved their cream based soups with your choice of seafood added. Fairly spicy, and served over rice with garlic toast.

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Doily under the clock radio is a nice touch but the two gold bars really make a statement.

All I ever found in cornfields was soon to be silage. And in the news:

A woman who was lost in a corn maze was discovered yesterday when the field was cut. Police are questioning the woman about the deaths of multiple scarecrow and zombie reenactors hired to scare patrons.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at February 04, 2016 05:19 AM (FtrY1)

443437 Got a robo-call from " "Let's all vote" asking if I was more/less willing to vote fore someoe who pledged themself to one term....
Posted by: The Political Hat at February 04, 2016 05:03 AM (vBeA5)

Ha!
I'd say watch out for politicians who make promises like that. History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes.

Posted by: Theodore Roosevelt at February 04, 2016 05:32 AM (e5/8v)

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If anyone finds out who is running "Let's All Vote PAC", let me know.

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@426 Congrats, zombie! And I love how you do these yuuuge posts, but they are mini-dramas, riveting reads. Also appreciate ypur explanation of redistricting on your site.

Amazing how the left and right differ when it comes to ethics. When leftards infiltrate organizations, they go after things like public schools, so they can indoctrinate *children* and betray the trust of their parents.

Here, regardless of how you got access, you have the willing consent of the editor and will be presenting your ideas to adults (if liberals can ever really qualify as "adults").

Posted by: angela urkel at February 04, 2016 05:46 AM (sKJ+J)

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WTF, apparently the UK Palriament is debating on declaring Roosh to be "H8 speech" and thus bannable...

449So the first thing I do with a question as big as the one we're talking about is pass it through my head and rearrange the letters. "Does ... odes ... " Not much there. Then there's the obvious "god ... dog," and the fruitless "exist."

The difference is in the jobs you get AFTER you graduate. For a STEM major, you are expected to actually be able to accomplish something. For non-STEM majors, you generally are not.

So, for non-STEM your career is largely dependent on who you are, and more importantly, who you know. Which is really all elite schools are about - creating that peer-group for the socially acceptable in-crowd.

My company learned about a decade ago to NEVER hire an Ivy League graduate. We won't even interview one anymore. Waste of time. Once hired they 1) are shocked to discover they are expected to actually produce, and 2) They move on as soon as possible, always to a sinecure with no actual demands and more pay, that only an Ivy League grad could get hired for.

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If Kerry had been Prez, all school lunch trays would be mandated to have a separate compartment filled with Heinz ketchup.

Posted by: angela urkel at February 04, 2016 06:29 AM (sKJ+J)

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Jeb? begging people to clap is sad. I believe he thought he would just walk in and get the nomination with thunderous applause. I can almost feel sorry for him. But then I remember what he wants to do and happily dance by.

Posted by: WOPR at February 04, 2016 06:31 AM (LTDSy)

459Jeb? begging people to clap is sad. I believe he thought he would just walk in and get the nomination with thunderous applause. I can almost feel sorry for him. But then I remember what he wants to do and happily dance by.
Posted by: WOPR

Given the extent to which they've sold us out, I feel nothing but bewilderment and rage. If he died of E Coli food poisoning after eating at Chipotle's I'd feel nothing but relief and amusement. Don't waste any sympathy on these sociopath fcukers.

Posted by: angela urkel at February 04, 2016 06:39 AM (sKJ+J)

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Would all those who currently support Trump, and who would have supported Jeb had Trump never entered the race, please raise your hands?

(Looks out over vast motionless throng)

No one? Not a single one, then?

Posted by: Pastafarian at February 04, 2016 06:40 AM (pCf+a)

461From an article about "rape culture" at UAlabama on "TheOtherMcCain", a feminist screech owl opined One doesn't have to be a scholar in feminist theory to realize...

Fifteen yard penalty and loss of down for using "scholar" and "feminist theory" in the same sentence.