Okay, it's an old meme, but I guess I'll go with the flow:He won a staring contest against a statue;He won a staring contest against the sun;He doesn't wear a watch, because he decides what time it is;He doesn't read books, he just stares them until he gets the information he wants;When the boogieman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed if there's Chuck Norris;Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through the earth;Etc, etc...

Chuck Norris actually died three years ago, but the grim reaper hasn't gotten up the courage to tell him.

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Thu Jul 08, 2010 12:07 pm

Sasothehyena

Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 2:48 pmPosts: 62Location: New Jersey

Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

The reason Osama Bin Ladin is hidding is because Chuck Noris is in America.Chuck Norris only exists because he once round-housed someone so hard they flew back in time, found a girl and had a son that they named... Chuck Norris.

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. -Robert Louis Stevenson

Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:17 pm

Rojo Ninja

Joined: Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:59 amPosts: 242Location: In the shadows.

Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

Zander wrote:

Chuck Norris.

Exactly. Nothing else needs to be said. XD

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Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:18 pm

Onlythebassist

Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 2:35 pmPosts: 247Location: Angleterre

Re: CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

A few facts from what I remember...

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving doorEvery night, The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck NorrisSome kids wear Superman pajamas; Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamasSome fear Death; Death fears Chuck NorrisWhy did the chicken cross the road? Because it'd rather be roadkill than stay on the same side as Chuck Norris

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