Have you been known to reach for the snacks while stressed? Then you won't be shocked by this similar trick of the mind: Reminders of your own inescapable mortality will inspire you to buy, buy, buy. But those shoes are for real so cute! Def get them!

Pacific Standard reports on a study out of Radboud University, in the Netherlands. Researchers exposed study volunteers to ads for newspaper subscriptions with some fairly blatant memento mori, to see how it impacted their likelihood of purchase:

One ad for the newspaper "showed a picture of a coffin carried by soldiers underneath the headline 'Fallen Dutch Soldier Buried.' The advertising slogan read 'Subscribe to the Volkskrant this summer for only 9.95!'" The alternative ad emphasized another issue entirely—road construction—and made no mention of death.

Similarly, one ad for the art library "Showed a painting of a skull and the slogan 'Bring art to your home with the art library and save money.' The other used an image that did not contain any death references."

Respondents said they didn't like the ads—but they were comparatively more interested in buying whatever was advertised. A second experiment involved showing volunteers an interactive ad featuring their very own tombstone, versus an ad with a little boy sitting in front of a mailbox. (Don't you want to party with the grad students who dreamed these examples up? Goth Uni over here.) Sure enough, participants preferred the more macabre of the two and said they'd be likely to subscribe.

Conclusion: "fear of death produces a tendency to act that is not linked to conscious thought." Nor was the better-known newspaper more popular, which "suggests it may be buying per se, rather than the soothing quality of cherished brands, that increased purchase intentions." (Unlike, say, nostalgic content about Saved by the Bell.)