reading about Vic Flange on another thread reminded me of my last uniformed job, where when we went out on the piss it was considered amusing when meeting a women to use a pulling name instead of your given name, points were given for doing it with a straight face, like when jack duckworth became clive sinclair....Rex savage, airline pilot...was a favourite with me, one dull cunt used to introduce himself as Clint Rock ffs
Did you ever big yourself up in the name department?