Thursday, February 05, 2009

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline may be reunited on her U.S. tour, which kicks off in March. K-Fed is planning a tour so Britney will be able to spend time with their two sons. According to Kevin’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, “Kevin is working to make them accessible by going on various central locations in various areas of the country. He is doing that because he wants her to be able to have the maximum positive environment around her to assure that the tour will be successful.”

Paris may have her eyes set on a London zip code, but British comedian Ricky Gervais has other plans. In a letter to President Barack Obama which Ricky posted on his website, he asks the President to help get Victoria Beckham a.k.a Posh Spice back into Britain in exchange for Paris Hilton. His letter reads, “Mr. President. We are not stupid. This is clearly a retaliatory strike for Posh Spice (Beckham) moving to L.A. I know it, and you know it, so let’s cut the it’s a free country nonsense and come to some agreement. This is how it would work. We call them both and tell them that we’ve found a giant paparazzi nest in New York… The thought of that many photographers in one place will be irresistible. Once we get them there, while they are having their photos taken… we will swap their limos around. It’s fool proof. Have your people call my people. They may have to call a few times as my people are useless to be honest.”