Time to speak ill of the dead. I was once at a fundraiser dinner with Max Clifford. Having asked me if I was gay, he spent a few minutes being slightly old fashioned (well, massively homophobic). So I asked him “And what do you do?” and he got really cross that he had to explain.

Impossible .. no public transport, no buses cause not safe, no taxis will travel or leave.. it’s still snowing. A gritter has overturned on way to city.. really gutted cause you out show one and make your money and half won’t be there for safety 😥

It's mad how often I get introduced at a show or radio or tv as 6ft 6 tall and 3ft wide or "the big guy" lol
Imagine if they did that with short people.
At under 5 ft tall "he can't reach the cereal" such an such