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It appears that the Scottish Army is short on kilts. The government has not finalized a contract to purchase enough kilts to go around and the soldiers will have to share kilts. There is currently 1 kilt for every 15 men.

Now, I'm not the kind to wear a kilt, but it's my understanding that when wearing a kilt, most guys go, "commando." No thanks, you can keep it - really.

It could always be worse - they could be sending their soldiers to Iraq without the proper body armor.