AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! The Time Of The Beast!?!?!?!?

Today I recieved a glossy, Christ-tard pamphlet about Dale Pollett's "exciting new lecture series," THE TIME OF THE BEAST. It is a World of Prophecy Bible Seminar! Never heard of Dale Pollett? Don't worry not many really have. He is a Geensboro, NC Adventist who has decided to send me his advertisement for his "making the book of revelation make sence" (thier words not mine) seminar this weekend. Seeing how I just love torturing myself I have decided to show up for the 'Seminar' this Friday, that and I just love any opportunity to receive free shit from the nuts (on arrival a free "gift" of the book "The Passion of Love", $9.95 marked down book on the life/teaching of Jesus).

I don't plan on starting any shit or disturbing thier rights to organize, but I do plan on calling them out thier bullshit conspiracy non-sense and will be bringing my copy of "The God Delusion" and bringing my iPod for easy drowning out of shitty music. I have attached the pics from the pamphlet for reviews and comments. If anyone has anymore suggestions for things I may bring up for topics or discussions for the after-crowd.

I thought that was The Burger King on the horse in pic#3. The green goo is shooting out sideways too! Has the artist heard of perspective? The 666 on the forehead doesn't look very stylish. I don't think anyone will be having that done soon.

Reminds me of that terrible Jehovah's Witness artwork. Except, the JW art is probably of a slightly better quality.

Oh sh*t. you're joking, right? you drew those, right? lmao!! what the hell is that? dude, you have me laughing my ass off at work. thanks.

ultimately, however, it is not that funny that we are part of a civilization that is saturated with people who really believe this stuff, that they are gonna be taken away by space-jesus on a white horse, that there are evil supernatural forces, and so much more wackiness. so crazy....and scary.

for a bit of constructive criticism..... i dont see the point of bringing the god delusion, or ultimately making any claims. i say, dont bother making any claims that you would have to defend and just focus on having them give reasons for believing their wacky beliefs.

Watch this shit. A few years ago, we got a book like this dropped at our door on a Sunday -- everyone in the neighborhood did. Turns out, the people dropping the books were checking for unlocked doors, and came back the next day at about 10:00 a.m. and started breaking into places. They'd hit three neighborhoods at that point, nicking TV's, computers, dvd players, etc.

I was home the morning after the book drop prepping for a class, and my wife left the front door unlocked because I was there (we didn't know about the thefts at that point). At around 10:00 a.m. the dude walked in, my beagles lost their minds, and chased his ass out to the highway.