Sometimes you just get the urge to insert the tip. Your partner might not be in the mood, but once that tip is in, they’ll change their minds. Nope. No sexual innuendos here, we promise. Our intentions are completely chaste, and whatever conclusions you draw from our designs is completely coincidental—sort of. Also notice how we’re being kind of vague? When we promise to insert “just the tip” we’re talking about shooting with a reluctant gun buddy. Shooting guns. Please! Get your minds out of the gutter and into this sweet T-Shirt.

We lied. It’s actually not going to be “just the tip”. It’s gonna be the whole length. Well actually, it’s going to be the whole length through the object. More penetration than insertion. We just can’t avoid creating sexual innuendo. Why fight it? Don’t worry about the tip, get some good penetration going with this sexy T-Shirt.