List of quotes in Crash Tag Team Racing said by Von Clutch

Contents

Cutscenes

"Pasadena, Villie, I only have a short time before I'm kaputsky! We must find more racers! Is there no dummkopfs among you, to accept the challenge of the greatest race of all time?"

"Zee world renowned evil doer Dr. Neo Periwinkle Cortex, I have all your games! For a moment here, I think all is lost for Von Clutch. But, when I see my favorite video heroes, my fingers tingle with joy!"

"Nnnnnein! I need more racers to recover mein Power Gems! Whoever is first to win all the Power Gems, wins the ownership of mein park! Und look, even my beloved Black Power Gem is gone!"

"Ach, quick! We must schtop him, we have only moments left, und we must get mein Black Power Gem before I'm kaput!

[introducing the Astro Land world] "Warning cosmic travelers, up here in the dankness of schpace lies the greatest fears you all will face! Hahaha!"

Missions

"Ahh, Crash Bandicoot. You're admiring mein beautiful automacar, ja? It's so lovely I would make it my life if I could. Please Crash, bring me mein Power Crystals so that I may be able to make zis beautiful creature come to life!"

"What is wrong with you, Crash? I am needing power to bring zis beauty to life! Do you think I enjoy being slow? Enjoy being laughed at?! Bring me the Crystals if you want more exciting races. Exciting races mean people on TV watch you, Crash. Watch you win... Then you will be a big star, ja?"

"Ohh, darling, why do you torture me so?! I need mein Crystals for mein car! Do you not understand zis? Don't you care?"

"Okay. Okay, I am done talking to you. Look. This is me not talking to you. Get the Crystal before I blow my schnitzel!"

"Ha life! Ha life! Joy mein caser life! Come Crash, to zis races and I will show you real driving! Prepare to be slaughtered!"

"Hey Crash, I think you're liking zis car, ja? Perhaps I will give it to you for many park tokens... Many!"

"What is this? Oh, surely you are joking, Crashikins, ja? Joking... You cannot buy a ride on mein jolly jumper with this few coins!"

"Again you return without the coins I asked for. ...ha ha ha... This is a joke, ja? Another one of your funnies. Oh, it is to laugh..."

"Und now the joke is a little tired, ja? Why do you do this? Wait, come back here! Perhaps you like Von Clutch, ja? Perhaps Von Clutch should embrace you."

"Oh, you have been a busy hairy beaver, ja? Or whatever species you are. Okay take you coins und I give you this car! Make with zis exciting races!"

Oh, Crash darling. I am so glad it is you, ja? The time, she flies and still my black power crystal is nowhere to be found. But as mein Papa would say "When in doubt, build a bigger tank!" Find me a Power Crystal, Ja? Und I will be using mein best vehicle! For your help, I will give you many coins."

"Crash you dummkopf! What is wrong with you? Some problem with your brain? Perhaps I should take it out und show it to you!"

"Oh I'm sorry darling. Bring me a power crystal und all is forgiven!"

Crash! Again you come back. Perhaps your brain condition is serious hmm? Perhaps you have a tumor like a goofball hmm? Oh I love those hmmhmm. My desire to open your brain is growing by the minute!"

"Crash. You are getting me mad ja? I swear you will do what I ask or I will strike you down. Reanimate you und strike you down again!"

"Ahhahahah! Oh happy day! Mein vehicle is shmoking hot ja? On the racetracks I will do much damage! To za races Crash! Perhaps we will work together ja? Und please take ze coins, spend them as you will, stay up late, I don't care."