I love "I seen it come up out of the brush from one side of the road. And it come across the road," he said. "The head was really round and the ears were kind of pointy. I never seen nothing like that."
I swear I went to HS with that guy. Actually, I went to HS with a few guys who talked like that...reminds me of Cletus the slackjawed yokel on The Simpsons!
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'16 Goals:

• Do some dus...and some CX...and some tandem gravel...and some podiums...