maxikyd

The person below me has a bomb shelter full of Lucky Charms and Cheetos.

And Dr. Pepper--don't forget the Dr. Pepper.

The person below me has written a series of novels that could change the face of fantasy forever (how 'bout that alliteration) and never bothered to get them published. (user crosses arms over chest and taps foot impatiently) We're WAITING!!

kenney9226

The person below me has written a series of novels that could change the face of fantasy forever (how 'bout that alliteration) and never bothered to get them published. (user crosses arms over chest and taps foot impatiently) We're WAITING!!

I must wait until the world is prepared to accept an anthropomorphized pair of lips as the protagonist. And until that fateful day, we all must remain patient.

The person below me has dug a pit in his basement, just like Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Lambs," where he keeps a tied-up mannequin at the bottom and periodically re-creates the scene by lowering a bucket with a bottle of Lubriderm in it down to the bottom and shouts "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"

Mavyn

kenney9226 wrote:I must wait until the world is prepared to accept an anthropomorphized pair of lips as the protagonist. And until that fateful day, we all must remain patient.

The person below me has dug a pit in his basement, just like Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Lambs," where he keeps a tied-up mannequin at the bottom and periodically re-creates the scene by lowering a bucket with a bottle of Lubriderm in it down to the bottom and shouts "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"

I've recently upgraded to Aveeno products.

The person below is wondering why they haven't won the lottery yet, despite using the lucky numbers provided by their fortune cookies, received on the 7th of each month, eaten at 7:00 pm from the restaurant at 77 Seventh Street.

manhandsha

The person below is wondering why they haven't won the lottery yet, despite using the lucky numbers provided by their fortune cookies, received on the 7th of each month, eaten at 7:00 pm from the restaurant at 77 Seventh Street.

It's all the MSG from the delicious Chinese food I'm eating BEFORE the fortune cookies that keeps me going back for more; not the possibility of being a bazillionaire!

Moueska

manhandsha wrote:I'm not a he, but don't judge me because I can't differentiate between left and right...

The person below me spent the entire day watching Woot Staff eat birthday cake and is now crying hysterically because it's over.

THAT WOULD BE ME! ;_; except that my soul was watching, but my eyes could not... because I had to go to work. Happy Birthday, Woot!

The person below me will take the afternoon off and paint watercolors of the river, creek, or body of water closest to them. If no such natural feature is available, they will paint a watercolor of the bathtub.

GodfatherND

Moueska wrote:THAT WOULD BE ME! ;_; except that my soul was watching, but my eyes could not... because I had to go to work. Happy Birthday, Woot!

The person below me will take the afternoon off and paint watercolors of the river, creek, or body of water closest to them. If no such natural feature is available, they will paint a watercolor of the bathtub.

Moueska

kenney9226 wrote:No lie, I do have a secret and am asking Pemberducky if I can reveal it to the general public without fear of jealous ramifications, because it's an epic story if my conclusions are true!

The person below me probably doesn't care about what my secret is but has thought of something great to say about the next person in line.

Although I do care about your secret, I care more about the committment to keep it for the sake of your bosom buddy-hood. ^_^

The person below me fell off a cliff in their dream last night, but only after they traipsed across the field with their dream guy/girl to the violin strains of "Sweet Mystery of Life". During the dream, they were drenched in honeyed light and felt the power of a thousand horses beating in their chest.

manhandsha

Moueska wrote:Although I do care about your secret, I care more about the committment to keep it for the sake of your bosom buddy-hood. ^_^

The person below me fell off a cliff in their dream last night, but only after they traipsed across the field with their dream guy/girl to the violin strains of "Sweet Mystery of Life". During the dream, they were drenched in honeyed light and felt the power of a thousand horses beating in their chest.

That sleep study doctor promised he wouldn't tell!

The person below me thinks that unicorns live in Banff. I thought they were soooo extinct.

stacipurv

Every time the person below me goes to Walmart, someone takes their picture.

And really, would it be SO difficult for SOMEBODY at home to just say, "Hey, that's really not your best look."? Now I have to check http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ constantly just to know what's inappropriate. Jeez.

The person below me wears a hardhat to bed at night. I won't even get into why.

KtCallista

stacipurv wrote:And really, would it be SO difficult for SOMEBODY at home to just say, "Hey, that's really not your best look."? Now I have to check http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/ constantly just to know what's inappropriate. Jeez.

The person below me wears a hardhat to bed at night. I won't even get into why.

Sure, but that's all I wear to bed, so I don't see what the big deal is!

Oy! So why is there all this pressure to come up with witty, droll comments just because the guy ahead of me says so?

And what's with the new woot! shipping charges? I mean hey - they're just like they used to be before Amazon took over. You call that progress? And don't even get me started on the whole Bricks of Chocolate thing these days.

The person below me owns every model of Roomba ever offered on woot! in spite of the fact I've tried telling you all that Neato is way better.

stacipurv

olcubmaster wrote:Oy! So why is there all this pressure to come up with witty, droll comments just because the guy ahead of me says so?

And what's with the new woot! shipping charges? I mean hey - they're just like they used to be before Amazon took over. You call that progress? And don't even get me started on the whole Bricks of Chocolate thing these days.

The person below me owns every model of Roomba ever offered on woot! in spite of the fact I've tried telling you all that Neato is way better.

And keep off my lawn.

To be fair, I did buy one of the Neatos too. And half of them have even come out of their boxes - once.

The person below me believes they are about to come in to some significant cash - because they "paid it forward" to a needy Nigerian prince.

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