Off to China are we? You don't delete your account... your posting history remains for all to see and to be mercilessly mocked for any inaccuracy, stupidity or simply being the opposite of what is currently "cool" for the majority of Rovers fans to think.

You're missing the point - I don't want to delete your account (for all the very good reasons already given). Look on the bright side, you aren't actually called Yakubu24 so you can be fairly sure any madness you posted here won't come back to bite you at a job interview. Probably.