IÂ think I’ve made a joke before about wanting to “hit it” in relation to another costumed Hit Girl, so this photo gets no caption.

Two Dudes,Â One Carton.

Cool!Â A guy in a Heisenberg costume! Hey, I’ve got a great knock-knock joke for you…

Oh shit! I forgotâ€¦HE’S the one who knocks!!

Thank God I escaped that town with a minimum of bruises and bed bugs. Next, it was on to Baltimore, where I also found that people who spend all their money on costumes often do not have enough to spare to support FIVE YEARS OF MY LIFE’S WORK!!

Baltimore!Â If this city is anything like the way The Wire portrays it, I am in for some smooth sailing!

This manÂ was genuinely unimpressed with my notes on how I would have shotÂ Man of Steel.

This is Machine Man, a D-list Marvel character who I told should probablyÂ notÂ expect aÂ Guardians of the GalaxyÂ treatment.Â His logic circuits did not take the news well.

Threaten me all you want, but your Red Skull costume has genuine flaws!!

IÂ shitethÂ thee not: that hammer must have weighed twenty pounds, and this guy carried it on his belt as easily asÂ an iPod! Nevertheless, I still felt that in high school he probably got his ass beat a lot.

A sketch for a Beepo and Roadkill fan!Â (There are six in all existence!)

A commission for a man’s Archie sketchbook. He requested “no filth”, but I still hid six shlongs in the drawing. See if you can find them!

Look, I just saw a much better Thor costume. Why don’t you askÂ that guy for some tips? â€¦OOOOF!Â

Cutest Couple Award!Â Unfortunately they refusedÂ their prize, which was six months of me living in their basement.

These guys didn’t like my opinion of their Bette Midler and Mickey Rourke costumes.

Cutest Trio Award!Â Yet once again, I still don’t have a place to crashÂ for the next few months. Please e-mail me if you have a tool shed you aren’t using!