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You SUBTRACT the clothes
ADD the bed
DIVIDE the legs
Then MULTIPLY!!!!
~ Author Unknown

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten
minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20
minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~
Erica Jong

I once knew a woman who offered her honor So I honored her
offer And all night long I was on her and off her. ~ Author
Unknown

An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you
think about it, the harder it gets. ~ Author Unknown

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean
it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man
can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in
a week without a bowel movement. ~ Charles Bukowski