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In which i discover “emails from my mother”

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I was looking around the Internet, as I am wont to do, and I stumbled upon this site called “emails from my mother” and other than the fact that I CAN’T BELIEVE MY KIDS HAVE FAILED ME BY NOT SUBMITTING MY EMAILS to this site it’s the funniest thing ever.

Because I am a public servant (hahaha) I figure that I should share some of these emails with you. You definitely need to check this site out and soon.

Here we go:

Hahaha… This totally sounds like the type of thing I would write to my children.

I rarely have to yell at my kids for not “appreciating” stuff but I totally get this, don’t you?

This one kills me and it’s soooo true. Fortunately, I have never had to remind my girls of this.

My kids have their own cars so I don’t have to do this but it’s true of so many things isn’t it?

Us poor parents are so often misconstrued. I, of course, don’t give a shit but apparently SHE DOES!

I often feel that this is why I exist as well. Just to give my kids (and husband) something to make fun of.

Oh my god. Keely tells me ALL THE TIME that Daniel never has to follow the rules she had to. Soooo Funny!

Well I hope you enjoyed these. I know I did. Once again, the site is “emails from my mother.” Just click on that link and you’ll find it.

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Oh God. I don’t dare submit some of my mother-in-law’s. But she is this very marvelous serious scientist type. Quite practical and….I mean, we’re talking about a woman who offered to send her kids with their favorite recipes when they moved away from home and… my husband asked for the recipe for Bisquick biscuits and she wrote it out. Ready?

“Read the recipe on the side of the box.”

I mean, the fact that he asked is funny. But we still have this index card. In case we should ever forget. Speaks volumes.Jester Queen recently posted..Spring Break (Take Two)

Here’s what I’m going to do. Because my mother would never opt to type an email when she can verbally lecture me, I’m going to interupt her and say, “Mom…Mom…Mom…wait a second…Mom…i’m not trying to be disrespectful by interupting you…Mom…yes, you brought me into the world and you can take me out…Mom…Sorry….Mom…Do you think you could email me this instead, that way it will last longer.” And after she curses me out, I’ve got “Emails From My Mother” gold!!!Michael Rochelle recently posted..You Know You’ve Had A Good Night When…

Dear god! Thank you for this link. You have saved my day. I have have been sitting here reading EMFMM for the last hour and have had to stifle my laughter until I cried. The other inmates think I’m insane.