I'll admit it, I have nothing. Can't you tell from the past three posts that I have absolutely nothing to write about?

So, ask me a question. All of you, even you lurkers. What do want to know about me or the universe in general? I've done this before and it was a lot of fun. I don't have as many readers now, but this still could be interesting.

mle asks "With whom was the best kiss you ever experienced?"A few years I went on a date with a girl I met on match.com. Our first kiss, at the end of the date, was AMAZING. I only had one more date with her, I really didn't have strong feelings for her at all, but she was the best kisser ever.

"If you could pick one food to eat for the rest of your life, and only that one food, what would it be?"It would be pizza from Impellizeri's. It's that good.

"What have I got in my pocket?"Since your pants are on fire, I'm hoping it's an extinguisher.

Princess pointful asks "Most embarassing moment?"In high school I had to show up every day, even though I was fat and socially awkward.

"Bacon or sausage?"It depends. Bacon by itself, but Italian sausage made on the premises is perfect on pizza.

"What would you do if you won ten million dollars tomorrow?"Quit my job, buy a condo here in Louisville and one on or near the Vegas strip. Buy my mom a winter home in the warm climate of her choice. New car. A celebratory meal at an expensive restaurant.

Steph asks "Where is my pink sock? The one with the silver stars on it?"Well, the Urban Dictionary defines Pink Sock thusly: Slang term for prolapse rectum, or anal prolapse, a medical condition in which the colon is turned inside out and may protude out the anus.I hope that isn't what you're talking about.

jo asks "If I were only 3hrs and 49mins away from you and I was starving to death, would you come and take me to Sonic?"Sure, but there would have to be something in it for me. And by "something" I mean "sex".

Melissa asks "Ask you anything, huh?"Yes. That's the title of this post.

"Why do I only get groped by dirty old men?"Because by the time I try to grope you it will seem far less objectionable.

"am I the only person in the world who's had a midget hunch my kneecaps?"No, I used to go to a bar that employed a midget. There was much knee humping as the night progressed.

"is it weird that I like French fries but hate tater tots?"No, they are indeed two separate food entities. I find tater tots delicious, but far be it from me to question the tastes of a woman I plan to grope in the near future.

nick states "If you can buy jeans at Old Navy you are not fat."Well, I wish that were true. I buy my jeans online, where they have some extended sizes. Even if I lost weight I'd have to, because they wouldn't be long enough.

Rhian Carnated asks "why don't you allow anonymous comments?"Because a lot of anonymous commentors are gutless cowards. If someone wants to take a swipe at me they're going to have to take the time to create a google account first.

"What's so great about Louisville?"I'm not a member of the Chamber of Commerce. I'm here because most of my friends and family are here. The four a.m. bar closing time is a plus, though.

"Why did you leave Las Vegas?"Read my blog when it was called viva las vegass. It's basically a written account of my descent into madness.

"Is there anything in life that can't be made better by adding gravy or hushpuppies, and if so, what is it and why?"I knew a girl who gave great blowjobs, but when I tried to eat hushpuppies while she was blowing me, she took great offense. That is the only instance I know of.

"Cottonmouths: Shoot, chop or use a rock?"There aren't any cottonmouths in Louisville, but I asked my cousin from the mountains and he said "Rock".

"If I made you an honourary lesbian for the day, would you show me your tits?"As an honourary lesbian, would I get to make out with you and engage in other, more graphic lesbianic activities? If so, then yes.

The Mortgage Chick and doggirl ask essentially the same question, so I'm assuming they're both the same person, who is hot, by the way..."So all those missing socks over the years are in my prolapsed intestine?"Yes. I would be happy to help you retrieve them.