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Found this video on the Youtube machine of a body language expert analyzing Christine Blasey-Ford’s testimony in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. It’s 26 minutes, but it’s fascinating if you have the time. Long story short, she’s completely full of shit:

I knew she was from the beginning. Her innocent little white girl voice was a dead giveaway. This is allegedly an empowered woman. A doctor, a professor, and a therapist. Yet the way she was talking the whole time was CLEARLY designed to get you to feel bad for her. As the body language expert points out, she was trying to act like a little kid. Adults are predisposed to protect and believe little kids. So if you act like a kid, they won’t focus on the bullshit you’re saying, they’ll focus on the way you’re saying it.

She also did the “pretty pose” a billion times, in order to come across as likable and innocent:

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And it worked….

She twisted in her chair a lot, which came across as childlike. The democrats, and even the republicans, fell for that one hard. They all thanked her and treated her like she was a victim. She’s not. She’s likely lying about this entire thing. Keep in mind, this woman counsels people about their trauma. Is it really out of the realm of possibility that she is using a story that one of her clients told her during therapy? I’m sure the FBI won’t bother going through all of her notes from meetings because they’re not out to prove that she’s lying. They’re investigating Brett Kavanaugh. But if they did, I bet they’d find something in there VERY similar to the story she’s giving now.

Then there was the frog voice that she used from time to time, whenever she wanted to sound innocent and scared. Yet as the body language expert pointed out at the 13:30 mark, she has a chance to clear her throat of whatever mucus is causing her to sound like that, and she doesn’t. Clearly there was nothing in her throat that was causing her to do that. It was all an act.

Couple other things:

According to the body language expert the ways her eyes were moving when answering questions are not consistent with how someone’e eyes would be moving if they were retrieving information

At one point she looks to the democratic side of the committee for an answer to a question:

She says that the music was blaring so that’s why no one could hear her scream. So, what song was playing? Why wasn’t that question asked? Trauma victims remember details like that – the kind of bedsheets, where stuff is located in the room, and if there was music blaring that loudly she would definitely remember the song.

She’s acting like she was raped. According to her story this was an attempted rape. They are NOT the same thing. One involves sexual penetration, the other does not. That is a huge difference. This also happened 36 years ago, and she expects us to believe that it STILL traumatizes her. A rape that she admits never actually happened. Now she’s trying to make it seem like she lived through the Tet Offensive.

In my professional opinion I believe this woman has serious psychological issues. She looks like a crazy person. Which makes this whole situation more crazy and fucked up. They are using a woman who is not well to destroy an innocent man’s life because they don’t want him on the Supreme Court.

Oh, and this same body language expert did the same shit for Kavanaugh and she says his body language is consistent with someone who is telling the truth.

What are you saying, Turtleboy, that middle-aged PhD’s from the Northeast and raised in upper-class affluence don’t normally talk like 15 year old Valley Girls or like Captain Hooks from the Police Academy movies?

If I was at a party with very few people and one of those people left to use the bathroom and never returned I think I would remember that, even 35 years later. I’m sure at some point somebody said “hey what happened to Christina?” And somebody went to try to find her. You would think 35 years later somebody somebody who was there would think “oh yeah, I do remember a party where she just disappeared. We thought it was weird, but she was around days after that so I didn’t assume anything was wrong”

Although Kavanaugh (IMO) had nothing to do with Ford, based on current evidence he is far from squeaky clean. He was instrumental of the Foster murder cover-up as well as his association with the (un)Patriot Act. Brett Kavanaugh was Deep State’s Point Man for Vince Foster Murder Cover-up…themillenniumreport

Great Video, Judge Napolitano appears to make no sense at time precisely because he knows so much about the law. The rest of us are left not understanding how he got from point A to point B. Somewhat like TBS sports redirecting you from comments to a story you don’t give a fuck about.

Senator Feinstein holds onto this allegation for two months then drops this bag of steaming bullshit on the desk at the 11th hour. Dr. Ford can’t remember exactly when or where, but wait, she has 4 people that were there. All 4 deny either, A. being there, or B. having any knowledge of this whatsoever. Dr Ford heads the CIA undergraduate program at Stanford Univeristy. Her Father Ralph works for the CIA as well as her brother working part time for them and also Fusion GPS. All Dems. Her parents went to bankruptcy court with wait for it, Judge Kavanaughs Mother presiding as the deciding Judge. Ford passes a polygraph with exactly 2 questions but can’t remember who paid for it. She lies about fear of flying to delay the hearing but wait, flys constantly for business and vacation. She lied under oath.

Democrats parade out not one, or two, but three more accusers, surprisingly all far left feminist nut jobs 1 day before the confirmation vote. Soros pays for and busses in hundreds of radical left wing activists on the Sunday before the hearings to disrupt and discredit any chance for confirmation.

Kavanaugh passes 6 FBI investigations prior to this hearing and now next weeks investigation will be number 7 after last weeks shit show.

Our government is broken, the Democrats will stop at nothing to regain power and use sedition and treason to obtain it. The Republicans are weak and useless and are just along for the ride. Everybody gets paid large with our tax money, free health insurance, SS protection, perks and bennies a working man and woman can only dream of, everybody’s happy. Except the American working people who vote this clown car shit show called Congress into power to represent us. Yeah OK.

You would have to be a fool to believe this wack job lying bitch … IF this actually happened why wait til he gets nominated for supreme cpurt why not come put with it 5 10 20 years ago when he was just a judge in regular court?? She CLEARLY lying and it disgusts me to the fullest that tgey wpuld use sexually assault as a platform to push thier political agendas .. A real rape victim would of took the offer for a private interview to avoid the publicicity avfake victim will parade arpund thier false stories to try to sound believable .. Its disgusting because they take away from real sexual assault victims and tgey are making it so if an actual victim comes forward they are less likely to be believed because so many crazy bitches play the victim card to further their own agenda … Fucking disgusting she should be ashamed of herself to spread such a far fetched lie about an innocent man … Mothers with sons should all be scared because at any point on time some crazy bitch can make up some lifetime movie story and ruin your sons life based off lies

If she is to be believed, she followed his career. She allegedly told a friend she was sexually assaulted by a Federal Judge prior to his nomination. If it was so important for her to tell her story, why didn’t she do it then? Why wait for him to be nominated? Are we expected to believe that she thought this sexual assault was so terrible that it should prevent him from a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, but not so terrible that it should prevent him from a lifetime appointment to the DC Federal District Court of Appeals? Hmmmmm, her timing and motive is suspect.

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Two front doors is bull. Oh, and her husband was the witness and doesn’t have to testify against his lying wife. A middle aged woman playing little girl is disgusting. She thought all her shrink training would fool people. Half right – the Democrats and women who wanted to believe her.

It’s not a trail, though! He’s NOT BEING CHARGED WITH A CRIME!
BUT! This is an opportunity for Trumpers and Republicans to come out and say WE ARE OKAY WITH RAPE!!!! RAPE SHOULD BE LEGAL!!!! That way it won’t matter what these libtards say — no matter what he did NOTHING WRONG!!!!!

Ahh yes. Because Kav’s meltdown was totally believable.
Hey why not do your TB job and go dig into Kav’s sketchy AF gambling debts/ “baseball tickets” then come back and tell me that he’s the up and up one.

This is the most transparent, and utmost childish attempt to harm the right by the liberal left that I personally have ever witnessed.

My wife and my close friends have all told me over time that I am one of the most intuitive people they’ve ever met: that I am extremely adept at reading people. And this interview SCREAMS at me of complete fabrication on her behalf.

I’m glad this is happening because in the long run this entire episode will be the best thing ever to happen to the right.

As a result of this I will never vote democrat; I don’t care if the republicans had Satan running for President, they will have my vote 100%.

Just look at the lying, deceitful left. Who, with any decency at all, would vote for the left after this?

Wow. Did anyone ever tell you how intuitive you are Captain? Does your wife also call you “Cap”?

People like you entertain me. Not only Going out of your way to let everyone know how “intuitive” you are by also letting us know your wife and the guy banging her agree and have been telling you so for years!

And your response? Immediately reference some sort of political rhetoric intended to be insulting. Go look in the mirror and let me know how “adept you are” at reading yourself being cuckolded.

It appears she lied about when she had the other door installed. Thats a felony! The link wont post but its on gatewaypundit with this headline…
BREAKING: Christine Ford Caught in MAJOR LIE – Photos Prove House Updates Occurred Much Earlier Than Claims in Senate Testimony!

I don’t understand the logic behind two front doors. I can see a side door or a back door/sliding glass door. Depending on the fire codes an apartment might have to have two doors one in front and one in back.

Installing two front doors? What if an intruder broke in through front door #1. How are you going to escape the intruder? Go passed the intruder and exit in door number two?

If I saw a house with two front doors I would assume they are fucking mentally ill, heavy meth use, or some type of disability. If her home safety was such a problem- buy a Remington 870 express 12 guauge. But she won’t because that goes against her leftist communist anti constitution ideology.