Sarah Kogod of the DC Sports Bog (which I’m sure we’ll be checking in with again this week while the team formerly known as the Phillies plays the Nats) explains what they hell you’re looking at:

As for the song’s hook, “Pop Rocks and Tootsie Pops,” it may not be as random as people think. That exact phrase turned up in February after some provocative uses of the candy were revealed during the Jodi Arias murder trial. I’m looking forward to RGIII’s second official video release, “If The Glove Doesn’t Fit.”

I’m sorry I raised such a little bitch Kyle. The fact that you think this is scary; is a testament that your father and I failed as parents. I knew the night that you were conceived I should have just swallowed the load, instead of faking an orgasm and think of moms friend aunt Jenny. Sorry son but maybe one day you will grow a set if balls, and quite being such a liberal pussy.