Up until now, the only thing that we really knew about Anchorman 2 was that Will Ferrell and Co. were trying to cram every star under the sun into approximately 120 minutes of film time. But last night the brand spanking new trailer for the sequel to the 2004 comedy classic hit the cat tubes, and we finally have a much better idea of what this one is about.

Basically, the News Team is picked to be the backbone of the world’s first 24-hour cable news network (Global News Network), Baxter drinks a soda, Ron talks about his hair, Ron gets Jungle Fever, Brick falls in love, James Marsden is really handsome, and Ron gets super racist at dinner with his new black girlfriend’s family. But you’re all adults with working eyeballs, so watch it yourself and stop making me describe everything.

@Vince agreed about Thin Lizzy, they are one of the best hard rock band ever, though I do wish movies and commercials would realize that Thin Lizzy has a bunch of other awesome song which could be used.

If I ever see a product being advertised using “Angel from the Coast” I’m gonna buy nine of that product regardless of what it does.

Since we’re in a world where we get overexcited about the return of certain things and immediately trash it when it doesn’t live up to our hype (Arrested Development, Kanye, Superman), I’m gonna be cautiously optomistic about this movie.