Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

“We have embarked on stopping illegal pamphlet stickers around the city. We have up to so far achieved the following: 47 fines for illegal adverts, 17 arrests for pedestrians who were sources of danger, car washers and advertisers of hair salons, 18 illegal immigrants arrested, 45 dustbins confiscated. And eight street traders trolleys confiscated,” Mahamba said.

You know, this sounds a lot like the program reviews I used to have to sit through. "Oh, and we wrote some code, too."