The classes he was scheduled to teach next semester included "The Relevance of Crom in the Modern World", "Vengeance for Beginners", and "Theories of Literature."

Despite impressive academic credentials, including study at Sorbonne, avenging the death of his parents, and a PhD entitled "To Hear The Lamentation of Their Women: Constructions of Masculinity in Contemporary Zamoran Literature," the college considers the profile a serious breach of policy and will be looking into the matter.