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Kyle Jenner is preggers so says the word on the street. Now, the questions come. Who is the father?

Travis Scott is assumed to be the father.

But wait for it. . . .

There is always something scratching at the woodwork, and it’s clawing its way into the forefront of this baby news. Yep, Tyga got on Twitter claiming the child.

My head is spinning, or is Kim Kardashian’s big ass breaking the internet?

Anyway, Kylie is on record as wanting two kids by the time she is 30, and she is only 20. Travis is 25, so I guess they put a rush on this. A first baby should do wonders for the ratings in which Kylie’s show so desperately needs.

Then to add this baby-daddy drama — this will take it over the top with Tyga running rampant on Twitter. He might be working with some good math, though.

See, Tyga and Kylie broke up in April and she is supposedly four months pregnant. Travis and Kylie started dating in April as well.

Someone get Maury on the case — STAT!!!

Sources report that Kylie has been looking pregnant for four months, and that she and Travis have already proved their permanent love for each other by getting inked. Kylie and Travis are allegedly expecting a baby girl who is due in February 2018.

It’s one of my favorite nights of the year. I like to see the little kids in their costumes, but I have to settle for grown folks, since I did not get one — not one — child visit my door.

Granted it was dark, thanks to some distracted driver taking out the street light, weeks before Halloween, but hey, I had my little beacon of light on my door. However, I got nothing but bags of candy to unload.

So, all I got are celebs, and I must say my fave was JLo. Yeah, I know her costume isn’t much, but Jennifer Lopez as a skeleton… there is something sexy in that look. It’s not trying too hard, but it is looks cool.

Is Kim Kardashian that desperate to have all eyes on her? Apparently, she is, because I have seen a naked preggo photo that she fancies to post on Instagram,

And…

Then, it’s this hot mess of a photo shoot. What, is mother in the garden, inviting everyone into the gate? Is Kim toppling over from the sheer weight of big butt? That’s a sexy fail, as photo shoots go. I will give her selfie preggo pic props, but this is not on fleek.

Poor Kim has lost her mind and Kanye never had his…

Or is Kim trying to compete with her now legal sister, Kylie Jenner? I see the hair is the same.

I’m sure Bruce Jenner has always felt that if it had genitals on the outside, it’s hiding something on the inside. Well, no more y’all! Bruce has transformed into a lady, and her name is Caitlyn.

I can see there are boobs, but it’s too early to tell if there is a Kardashian booty.

I wonder did she get tips from Kim, Kylie, or Kendall. Is she wearing anything from Kanye’s collection? I guess you’ll have to read Vanity Fair. All I can tell you is that Annie Leibowitz did a lovely job with the cover. He has changed to a she, and her name is Caitlyn with a C, no K. Oh snaps, that disregarded K, can’t make Kris happy.

Kylie “body by Mattel” Jenner used fillers to get her plump lips, and we have Khloe Kardashian to thank. Since, she called out her sister for being tight lip on the issue. Yes, it is all going to be revealed on the brand new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kylie, says, “I have temporary lip fillers, it’s just an insecurity of mine and it’s what I wanted to do.”

Now, I’m wondering how are those internet challengers, who suctioned their lips to get something Kylie paid the doctor to do, feel right about now. I mean talk about drinking the koolaid. Anyway, . .

First we had the Ice Bucket Challenge, the Food Stamp one, and now fools are doing this Kylie Jenner challenge. Okay, here’s the task, suction your lips, risk breaking your blood vessels, to obtain that full lip look.

Except, I’m thinking I got your suctioning, but where’s the collagen? I would need it if I were to do this thing. Right? Since, everything about Kylie is fake. Her hair, her boobs, her lips, and her booty, This girl is so plastic; she was made in China.

Still, people believe the foolery, so they try to suction their lips and post it on social media. Well, we are going to have a laugh.

Gosh, have you ever looked at someone and wondered who ties their shoes?

Rob Kardashian, he’s got issues. Poor thing is a Kardashian, and they want to cash in his misery. What’s new? Well, let’s flip this switch. We have Mama Kris and Sister Kim weighing in, all pondering the poor fate of Rob. Kris pretends to care (but seriously who would want to blast their sick son’s business on national TV for ratings) and Kim just rolls her eyes. All I want to say is keep rolling your eyes Kim, maybe you’ll find your brain back there. Well, who am I kidding? I think Kim’s brain, if she ever meets up with it, will give her the silent treatment.

Here’s a noval idea, don’t talk about Rob and his personal problems on your stupid show! Don’t you have personal styles to steal, rappers to sleep with, and sex tapes to make? Don’t you have better fodder for this blog?

Wow, those Jenners and Kardashians. They are keeping my hands typing with their squabbles with strippers, rappers, and baby mamas.

However, I am never one to shy away from the tawdry.

Here’s the back story:

Chyna had a child for Tyga, who later left her to date a 17 year-old. The teen is Kylie, and she’s Chyna’s former best friend, Kim Kardashian’s sister.

Anyway, these “women” are sitting on their big injected butts and slinging dirt.

It all started so innocently with Blac Chyna posting a picture of a watch that Tyga gave her. Apparently, that watch was given to her back in the day, and Kylie wanted to remind her of that by posting that she is “CURRENTLY” the new chick.

Here’s the evidence on Twitter:

Did you see it? Kyle Jenner had to remind Chyna and the world that she is Stupidman’s woman. Now, I did like how she emphasized currently, because we all know this isn’t going to last. I sure hope that nice wrist adornment is a stopwatch too, because it won’t be long before Tyga says, “That’s it. Honey, I quit. I’m moving on.”

Women everywhere if you want to know the secret to a successful relationship with a rapper — simply don’t fall for them. Seriously, unless, you would like a blinged out watch, then don’t let me stop you.