So, you say watching the race on TV just isn't the same as being there and feeling the roar yourself? Well, of course not.

But a company called Guitammer hopes to change that by selling you The ButtKicker.

Forget about Surround Sound, this is a bass that slides under your couch and makes it shake to simulate the feel of race cars going by.

Using a low frequency audio system, the ButtKicker sends the sound into the listener's body, recreating the ripple effect of sound's physical sensation. Rubber buffers placed under the furniture eliminate the thump-thump aggravation that accompanies so many souped-up car and home audio setups, the company says.

The NASCAR-branded version of this is supposedly coming out this summer.

Sounds good, but I'm holding out until they upgrade this. I want the version that pumps real authentic carbon monoxide into my living room and I want brake dust and rubber coming through my sub-woofers as the cars roar by.

Oh, and I want a hot dog smothered with cole slaw or barbeque sauce -- or whatever else the track specialty is -- delivered to my front door.

And I want to sit in two hours of congested traffic on my cul de sac right after the race.