-Electronic Hotsauce-Hamburger patties with a digital compass inside, in case one is preparing meat on a boat-Bubblegum for Dogs-Electronic goggles that simulates the experience of laying on a table-A gasoline powered computer-Violin hats-Spaghetti that changes color based on temperature-Photography specifically aimed to please catfish-Books made of sugar-A wristwatch that watches back-Hammers you can melt down into jelly-An expandable jacket that has a built in raccoon repellant & disperses cat urine from the arm vents in case the jacket becomes more than half wet-A steam powered engine which converts clown farts into a natural energy source-Carnival flutes-A soup flavored sandwich -A genre of music specially catered towards trees and/or moss-Elephant sweaters-Lampshades that give advice-A prescription drug that replaces unwanted memories with the image of a barn door-Geography milkshakes-Fart Whistle (self explanatory)-A hose you can hook up to your laptop to spray out fuzz-A pen that only works in space-Shoes made out of California-Glasses that enable one to see anyone named Jeff in 2-D-A pastry that also functions as an alarm clock-A electronic machine that takes audio waveforms and converts that signal into a custom cake and/or chair