Today me and friends somehow managed to get the topic of the most horrible ways to hurt your manhood. This conversation started at the middle of lunch went through recess and ended when we finally had to depart for classes. So I compiled a list of probably the most painful examples in no perticular order not adding any of the filler nonsense that we had TONS of.

- Being stuck in place in red underwear at a bull fighting arena.
- Getting your nuts stuck on ice.
- Slamming your nuts in a drawer.
- Getting a spiked bat to the crotch.
- [This hurts to even think about.] Getting it slammed in a car door and having your friend drive off.
- Purell in the hole.
- Having your penis pinned to a tree by a large nail and being forced to run.
- Wolverine (from the marvel universe) sticking his claws through your ballsack.
- Being pinned to the ground and having your nuts repeatedly stomped on.
- Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly.
- While swimming in a lake having your penis caught in a hook and a pro bass fisher try to reel you in.
- Having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice.
- A tree growing in your ballsack that slowly rips apart your manhood.

And a bonus for females.
- Just watch the pole scene in Cannibal Holocaust.

Driving a car in like Australia or something, then it topples over and you fly out of it over to a hill filled with cactuses and your pant legs catch on one and tear your pants off, then your dick goes out across one of those cactuses that make everything itch under your skin. Then you go down and your nuts slam into the other cactus. You then fall to the ground and a few hour later you get up and a kangaroo kicks you in the nuts off of a cliff and you fall into the lake below slamming your dick and balls into the water. owie.

- Being stuck in place in red underwear at a bull fighting arena. Not really
- Getting your nuts stuck on ice. Not really could be pleasurably.
- Slamming your nuts in a drawer. obviously, you could do better.
- Getting a spiked bat to the crotch. Be more creative.
- [This hurts to even think about.] Getting it slammed in a car door and having your friend drive off. Mabey.
- Purell in the hole. WTF is purell?
- Having your penis pinned to a tree by a large nail and being forced to run. Yes, this might be the only good one.
- Wolverine (from the marvel universe) sticking his claws through your ballsack. nerd much?
- Being pinned to the ground and having your nuts repeatedly stomped on. Mabey
- Having a law mower obliterate your genitals slowly. Mabey
- While swimming in a lake having your penis caught in a hook and a pro bass fisher try to reel you in. Mabey
- Having your nuts slowly squeezed in a vice. Meh...
- A tree growing in your ballsack that slowly rips apart your manhood. No

That was absolutely awful seeing as you had almost 3 hours to come up with that. You fail sir.

Having someone drop a bowling ball on the balls, popping them, then taking a hammer and repeatedly smashing what's left and the main member as hard and fast as possible. Then finishing it with a pair of scissors.

At 5/7/09 08:29 PM, Eatsalottagrass wrote:
You know what REALLY SUCKS?
Imagine sticking your penis in a fleshlight. only to find out that there is a razor at the bottom, and it slices your japs eye, directly down the middle.