I'm not expecting any real outrage about it - we seem to have pretty fun and inquisitive listeners. Which makes sense; if anyone were offended by the imaginative and occasionally cavalier style of the podcast, they wouldn't keep listening.

Hello and welcome to my webpage. I’m Helen Spooner.
I have always dreamed of being a writer but never dreamed I’d make a career of it. In college, though, I assisted a fellow student who needed help. She could not stop telling me how well I had done. Word got around and someone asked me for to help them just a week later. This time they would pay me for my work.
During the summer, I started doing research papers for students at the local college. It helped me have fun that summer and even funded some of my college tuition. Today, I still offer my writing skills to students.