Yesterday the bagel bakerswapped shops with the pizza makerOne threw onioned dough up highlike it was a hand tossed pie,The other used a knife to thrustgaping holes in deep dish crustThe bagels came out of the fryerslooking like deflated tires,While pizzas became topping bowlsas melting cheese fell into holesNeither pleased the cerebellumbut no one had the heart to tell ’em