Pineapple Chutney

Though delicious, pineapple has found itself part of some rather unsavoury culinary combinations over the years. First, came the somewhat strange pineapple and cheese cocktail stick affair. Hardly the high point of the party buffet. Then, as if to add insult to tropical injury, the Hawaiian pizza crept up when no one was looking. My recipe for pineapple chutney, however, belongs to the brighter side of this unfortunate fruit’s repertoire.

Juiced or simply cut up and enjoyed, pineapple is one of the very sweetest and most enjoyable fruits in existence. That said – as with most fruit – there is a fine line between a ripe pineapple and one a little past its best. Of course, a perfectly ripe specimen can be employed to great effect, but chutney also provides a tremendous gastronomical retirement for your partially fermented fruit.

Unlike the shop bought stuff, this pineapple chutney is best described as strong and full-bodied. With plenty of whole spices, a decent hint of chilli and a range of textures, this recipe distances itself somewhat from its overly-sweet, smooth and bland mass-produced cousin. I like my chutney rough and ready (to enjoy), let’s hope you do too. Oh, and it’s delicious with a good, strong cheddar – just don’t come armed with a cocktail stick.

Pineapple Chutney

Makes 3-4 jars

Ingredients:

2 pineapples, peeled and diced with core (around 1kg)

2 red onions, roughly chopped

2 tbsp olive oil

200ml cider vinegar

275g light brown sugar

3 cloves

4 cardamom pods, bashed

1 tsp coriander seeds

5 peppercorns

1 tsp turmeric

1 tsp chilli flakes

1 tsp salt

Method:

Heat the olive oil in a large thick-based saucepan and cook the onions until translucent. Add the spices and continue to cook for 2 minutes.

Tip in all of the remaining ingredients and simmer for an hour or until thick and dark. Meanwhile, sterilise three jars by filling them with boiling water and drying them in the oven.

Tip the chutney into the jars and seal immediately. Leave for at least a week to mature.

Cost: Chutney is never particularly expensive to make, especially when you can buy two pineapples for £1! Such an incredible saving means that you should be able to recreate this for around £1.50.

I’ve not had the misfortune of pineapple and cheese on a stick – I see some of your readers disagree with your point of view – but this is a hard one for me to imagine. Growing up on the western side of the United States we’ve made quite a number of trips to the islands of Hawaii over the years. I’m kind of a pineapple purist I guess, Not generally caring for pineapple in cooked form. But a good chutney, I’d never turn my nose up at! Nice one Nick! Good luck…heading to the polls.

No, it was foolish, but I am not in a climate for pineapple! Yes,I do grow some, but….I mail-order some supplies,like for baking but to get decent produce and heavier items…it gives me an excuse to go to civilization! Thanks