To set the stage, here’s the tweet from President Trump that has everyone upset with him and not at Kim Jong Un, to whom he was responding:

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

No, it probably won’t go down in history as one of his most “presidential” tweets, but it’s unlikely to start World War III either. Still, CNN’s Brian Stelter let it be known that he rewrote the lead of “Anderson Cooper 360” to accommodate.

It’s “almost literally a bombshell” … get it? Hey, we’re old enough to remember Ronald Reagan joking about bombing Russia in five minutes, so maybe the shock factor just isn’t there.

Stelter, who works for the news network that devoted multiple segments to Trump drinking 12 Diet Cokes a day, made it a point that Tucker Carlson didn’t rewrite the lead of his show to highlight Trump’s tweet.

Fox News sticking with the really big stories: Right now the banner says "TUCKER TAKES ON FORMER HILLARY CLINTON ADVISER."

To be fair, y'all are all being pretty shiny object in media tonight. Oh, oh, oh, nuclear war with North Korea is imminent. Doom. Gloom. What, awards for us on Monday? Okay, cool https://t.co/rA3ieDk7xG