“If I don’t have a good shower,” Cosmo Kramer once said, “I am not myself. I feel weak and ineffectual.” Then how does one explain the most Forever Alone of Forever Alones, who turned his shower head into a, um, “beautiful girl”? There is no explanation, except maybe, Japan is super weird.

Now, this could all be fFFAAkkkKeeeeeE, a James Franco-esque art project gone oh so wrong, but even so, this guy still came up with the idea to MAKE HIS SHOWER HEAD LOOK LIKE A HUMAN WOMAN whom I’ve dubbed Ramona Showers. At least he’s getting head from…something?

Did anyone else see the thumbnail and immediately think that it was a screencap for the next installment of those DirecTV marionette commercials, and in this one, the wife goes crazy and strangles the husband in the shower with her wires?
No?
Just me?
My mind goes to some dark places.