In mourning for the loss of the bare breasts, sweet bottoms, and pretty pussies that will never grace the pages of Playboy Magazine ever again, and as a tribute to all of those that have and which made our childhood just a little bit less innocent (I’m talking to you, Pamela), and frankly probably more innocent then many a youngster today (damn you internet porn[1]), we bring to you the:

The ManSmart Ode to Playboy Poetry Contest

The Rules:

There will be two categories: Vulgar (no real swearing[2]) and Very Vulgar (go at it)

Prizes: $200– $100 going to each of the best poems in the two categories