I don't know what would be worse to find, a alligator in the garden or a
blond with a shotgun.LOL
Alligator Shoes
A Young Blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of
alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans
prices. "I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one
shopkeeper," so I can get a pair of shoes for free."
She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde
standing waist-deep in a bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge
alligator closing in.
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The
shopkeeper watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the
carcass onto an embankment where several other dead alligators
were lined up.
"Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one isn't wearing
any shoes either!"