Like stinky farts in windowless cars
Like stuffing socks in unfilled bras
Like leaking sewage spewing shit
The Coulter mouth, the unseemly slit

The anti-Dixie Chick, anti-everything senorita
No immigrant or citizen to marry or to leave her
Dissing blameless widows on the left and on the right
A shameless, awful whore still all alone in bed at night

A vitriolic book aimed at market penetration
With a shallow view of God to aid her public masturbation
An angry, vicious diatribe aimed to poison and to hurt
By a tired, spinning spinster sitting cuntless in her skirt

Calling for the beheading of an artist for creating a caricature depicting a religion as violent is hypocritical. About as hypocritical as assaulting or killing a woman for appearing in a degrading beauty contest. Or like amputating Ann Coulter’s legs for her immodest vagina flashing on Fox News. Or castrating and sodomizing men who rape.

While all the world’s major religions -- Judaism, Christianity, Catholicism, and Hinduism – shoulder responsibility for fueling extremist factions spewing hatred, violence and intolerance, Muslims do need to drop the victimization act and realize that just as they condemn and judge others with impunity, so too must they learn to cope with being subject to criticism.

Until people stop, in Allah's name, stoning woman to death, killing homosexuals, cutting the hands off children stealing food to survive, flying passenger planes into skyscrapers, car-bombing innocent people, forcing their religious convictions onto others, and other such atrocities, and until Muslims loudly and clearly reject and condemn the violence perpetrated by those who have hijacked and perverted their religion, the likelihood of cartoonists depicting Muhammad as a gentle, olive-branch carrying dove is not particularly high.

President Bush insists America does not torture. As he threatens his first ever veto if congress refuses to exempt the CIA from "cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment" of detainees. And as Dick Cheney trolls the back halls of congress, browbeating and ripping the toenails off any senators that opt for humane treatment of prisoners by the CIA. The senate voted 90 – 0 to include the CIA in America’s policy regarding the detention and interrogation of prisoners, both at home and abroad.

We’re not sure if that includes the “black sites” but no matter. When Abu Ghraib II opens wide at the box office, we’ll simply trot out Karen Hughes to pretty up America’s image, along with Jerry Bruckheimer. Maybe the White House can hire Ann Coulter instead.

Or perhaps we can just take a page from the Sony playbook/station...most people don't know what a covert CIA gulag is, so why should they care about it?

I
The President strummed on a new guitar
His Veep charmed Canadian oil
Disasters aplenty were ruining the fun
Anarchy, floods, on American soil
'It's not Terri Schiavo,' he said with a grin
'Why such a clear focus on speed?
The political fallout can't be all that bad
And no tubes with which we
Can feed,
Can feed,
And no tubes with which we can feed!'

IV
Death, Darkness, Thirst amidst 'Locked Loaded' shooters
Yes, the meek shall inherit the earth
It's Culture of Life and its inevitable dearth
'But God will still punish the looters!'
'What more can He do,' asked a desperate few,
As the death toll approached the unreal
'If you daughters lay dyin', and wife was a'cryin'
I wonder what you then
Might steal
Might Steal
I wonder what you then might steal!'

All that you leak
And all that you sell
All you disdain
All you tell
And all who you out
And all that you knife
All you dagger
All you doubt
And all that you lie
And all that you warn
And all that you cheat
Kill, bury and scorn
And all you denounce
And all you mislead
And all you imperil
And all you impede
And all that you claw
And all that you whore
And all that you slap
And all you entrap
And all that was real
And all that was true
And all that was light
And all the respect lying dead
Now the black and white's turning to red

If one can verify a basic fact
One need not all their words retract
As the finger pointers throw rock and stone
The truth, no doubt, will stand alone
Quran, Torah, Bible too
The sacred versus boil and stew
An image abroad was a long time lost
With the Iraqi war at any cost
Guantanamo sunshine, Abu Ghraib rain
Let liberty languish, let freedom drain
America sweetheart, to whom do you lie?
Islam, darling, how much do you deny?
Christian soldiers and violent crusades
Jihad beheadings with unsharpened blades
The religion of politics is rotten to the core
Judicial pretense under the guise of law
Verses that instruct how to kill and to die
Deserve their fate, whether truth or lie
And if I am wrong, then help me I pray
By proving and acting, not worsening the fray

A serin gas story we were forced to retract
It didn’t really wash as a matter of fact
Our Columbine cover celebrated the attacker
And who could forget we made O.J. even blacker

Now we’ve outdone ourselves, scraping the dregs
Ann Coulter convinced us to feature her legs
Skinny and white, yes we made them even whiter
Enhancing the asset Time thinks makes her brighter

The anti-feminist who can’t keep it shut
Ms. Conservative Whore, Miss Political Slut
Muslims around her had better beware
Or anyone darker than the blonde of her hair
The Eva Braun without powerful dick
The abominable hussy who can’t turn a trick

The Ms. Tim McVeigh with her treasonous pen
With her foot in her mouth again and again
Convert Muslims to Christians to help save the day
Bomb the New York Times building to keep liberals at bay

Missus Closet Minority, clawing her way
Through the Plexiglas ceiling she claims is okay
Barefoot and pregnant is how she wants them to be
While exposing her crotch every night on TV

With his racist, xenophobic vitriol provoking violence and catapulting him in the polls, Donald Trump is tapping into America's seething racist underbelly. In Trump's 2015, Hitler-inspired playbook, Mexicans are the new Jews.

In all seriousness...This Jew-killing Nazi bitch in her satin
dress and gay-porn “hat” declared through
her pre-pubescent cockbreath
that same-sex marriage is "unnatural"
and "against human nature." As a World Peace Message.