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Saturday, July 9, 2011

Some Humor

I thought you'd appreciate some E.I. humor today. =) Enjoy!(And yes, I really have been to this many doctors - more in fact.)

Doctors, Doctors

Doctors, doctors, you’re so smart,But medicine is not like art.Dr S declared, “you’re fine.Perhaps it’s all just in your mind.”Dr. U thought I had allergiesAnd promptly stuck a needle in me.Dr. B said “Let’s test your blood.”Those results were clear as mud.

Doctors, doctors, can’t you tell?Something’s wrong, I know it well.Dr. A affirmed it’s not infectious.Dr C said my heart looked precious.Dr G told me to quit my med.Dr O wanted to “fix” my head.Doctors, doctors, I wish you knewJust one right thing that you could do.

Doctors, doctors, if only you hadThe help I long for, need so bad.Dr. T said “We’ll do an IV.”Lots of things they pumped into me.Dr. H wanted to crack my back.I said, “Let’s try another tack.”Dr. V told me, “Take these pills.”Unfortunately they made me ill.

Doctors, doctors, don’t you know?Is there no weapon to fight this foe?Dr. F said “Write everything down.”Dr. L gave up with a frown.Dr. D tried acupuncture.Dr. M was crazy, I’m sure.Doctors, doctors, it’s so unfair. Why is a good one totally rare?

Doctors, doctors, so much to learn,You practice on me and I get burned.Dr. R said “You’re past my help.Go live by the sea.” Try some kelp?Dr. K asked “Do you want to get well?”I got so mad, I wanted to yell.Dr. J knew less than I.Just take me home, let me cry.

Doctors, doctors, there must be one Who God can use before I’m done.Dr. Z taught me massage.Dr. P used an alternative collage.Dr. N gave me natural remedies.Dr. Y cured my allergies.Doctors, doctors, I’m thankful for eachWho brought good health within my reach.

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I'm continuing to recover from Environmental Illness (E.I.) after many years of suffering. Living with E.I. is a monumental challenge and recovery is difficult, though possible--for which I thank God!

My goal with this blog is to provide a glimpse of what life is like for people with E.I., to share my experiences, to offer practical health information, and hopefully to raise greater awareness about this illness and how to live a healthy lifestyle.

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I always wanted to be a missionary, and I got my wish for 2 wonderful years after college. I worked at a school for missionary kids in Chihuahua, Mexico. It was an amazing experience!

In 2004 my health fell apart and it's been a crazy journey ever since. My life has not gone like I thought it would, but God's grace has been there for me every moment. He is the reason I continue the journey.

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