n. A person possessing a fucked up ass; a person whose ass is fucked up. Used only in reference to aesthetics(i.e. corpulence and/or bad genes) and not with reference to violence or the threat of violence.

This is a difficult idea to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of FUA cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. FUA is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that FUA is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this FUA is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as FUA resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that FUA is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of FUA have failed.