I’m Famous Now (Patrick John Coleman Edition)

This is Eric Durcholz aka Patrick John Coleman. He says he’s a shaman. He’s obsessed with narcissists. He’s also a notorious chickenhawk. The idiot who calls me fat is named Wiley. He’s a pyromaniac and he’s fond of knives.

That kid, Vetaliy, is dead now. He killed himself in a field somewhere in Washington. The last thing “Patrick” told him was to kill himself.