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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Paula Deen sits alone as Matt Lauer honors her request to clear the set of the “Today Show” of all blacks in the tv crew, before starting the interview. Deen later explained that she didn’t want to take any chances of saying anything that might offend NYC blacks, because of their reputation of being more aggressive than southern blacks. She said her request to Lauer was not based on race, but a simple life or death decision.

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This woman s real crime? Her old fashioned southern White American persona. She just isn’t hip, trendy, “multicultural” and “progressive” enough for the food networks New CEO. Paula does not represent the kind of America ‘Progressives’ want US to remember or carry forward Y’all.

You know she also actually promotes the use of butter?

Why don’t y’all have a bonfire and just burn Paula Deen in effigy after the public lynching yer fixin. Just get it over with…

Get off Paula Deen. WTF all ready. Give Grandma Deen a feeeeekin break. We is American destroying a human being for no reason but lack of Political Correctness? Since when did P.C. become the alter we worship like the GOD of Creation? Get a GRIP! When did abuse of Americas beloved personalities become so fashionable among the disgusting left? Oh I forgot…When wasn’t it? What about compassion and forgiveness? The woman is supplicating in front of the whole country. Her whole life, every thing she built and her reputation is being criticized by hacks looking to make their bones. When will one of you Saints call for her Crucifixion? I shudder to think.

May God continue to Bless America and move US to forgiveness toward Paula Deen. <3

as long as she didn’t prevent career advancement of promotions based on race..(labor violations) what is in her heart or what comes out of her mouth is protected by the 1st Amendment. No matter how silly, rude, outdated or offensive.