How can I make Linux more like Windows?

Rebuild the kernel to use every memory-hogging feature you can find. Reboot every couple of days whether you need to or not. And every 18 months or so, send a check for $99 to Bill Gates. That should do the trick. Truthfully, I could understand that this might be a normal reaction to Linux if you are still starting out straight out of Windows.

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