UESPWiki:UESPholic Test

You should take this test to see how addicted to UESPWiki you are. Please note that when answering list-based questions, add the scores for all items that apply (e.g., if you use the wiki for three hours/day, your score for that question would be 25 + 50 + 100).

Do you hold UESPWiki nights, that is, nights when you intentionally go to bed late, after spending a certain number of hours editing UESPWiki? (100)

Do you get people to join you in such an event? (250)

Do you make it a party? (500)

... and continue in the morning, without any sleep, sacrificing important daytime things to continue editing? (1000)

Do you wake up to find yourself editing UESPWiki? (500)

Have you ever browsed UESPWiki while on the phone with your significant other/parents/boss? (100)

Have you edited UESPWiki while eating? (50)

... do you do this more than half the time? (100)

... always? (250)

Have you broken some sort of rule just to visit UESPWiki? (100)

More than three? (250)

Are you breaking a rule now? (−10 for bad behavior)

... but do you feel that visiting UESPWiki is worth the consequences of breaking a rule? (50 for dedication)

Have you ever paid way too much money for airport wireless connection while waiting for a flight, just so that you could visit UESPWiki and make sure it had not fallen apart? (100, have more faith in the servers)

Have you not spoken/interacted with any family members for 1 week due to editing UESPWiki? (250)

2 weeks? (500)

1 month? (1000)

2 months? (2500)

3 months?! (5000, You should at least socialize with them!)

Or you can't remember the time due to editing UESPWiki so much? (500)

Have you ever pulled your car up outside of a restaurant with wireless so that you could "borrow" their Internet for a quick peek at UESPWiki? (100)

... do you do this every day? (250)

Have you ever edited UESPWiki during a thunderstorm? (50, very risky though)

Have you ever edited UESPWiki when you were in a hurricane? (500, super risky, and the window of your house could have broken)

When you wake up in the night and can't get back to sleep due to some nagging worry, do you get up and start working on UESPWiki so that you will get tired and have something relaxing to fill your mind when you go back to bed? (50)

Did you become so engaged on UESPWiki you forgot to go back to bed? (50)

... or did you become so exhausted that you fell asleep while working on UESPWiki? (50)

Have you ever dreamed about UESPWiki? (50)

Have you ever dreamed about other UESPWikians? (50)

Do you experience clinical depression, withdrawal, or some other symptoms—albeit minor—when you are unable to use UESPWiki for the time of 7 days? (10)

5 days? (25)

3 days? (50)

1 day? (100)

6 hours? (250)

1 hour?!?! (500, get a life, dangit!!)

Are you distraught because you cannot edit UESPWiki while you take this test? (100)

...because you cannot vandalize UESPWiki? (−500 and a block)

...or are you editing in another window/tab while simultaneously taking this test? (250, where did you get a screen that big?)

Please round your score to the nearest interval. Scores in red are negative, black is positive, green is zero. If you thought the red text signified broken links, and were about to attempt fixing them, add 100 to your score.

Score

Result

−1,000,000,000 and below

You answered yes to the question "Do you hate UESPWiki?" You are now banned permanently. PERMANENTLY!!!

−50,000

You are an extremely evil/abusive vandal/troll, a wikiterrorist, a liar, who thoughts this test was a complete/total/utter waste of time.

−25,000

You created a whole entire system of sockpuppets used to vandalize UESPWiki to evade your indefinite block.

The effects of UESPholism have begun manifesting into your brain. You are capable of making edits faster than a bot.

15,000

The effects of UESPholism are running through all your veins. Other users are mistaking you for a bot, trying to re-program you for other tasks. Watch yourself!

20,000

The effects of UESPholism have affected you spiritually. You incorporate UESPWikian standards... religiously.

25,000

Congratulations! You have somehow produced a wiki-like radiation field around you. Any unsuspecting people in range will instantly know about UESPWiki, granting them an immediate score of 250.

30,000

Oh my... You now reek from the effects of UESPholism. Anyone who comes near you will instantly feel the urge to run to the nearest computer and edit UESPWiki relentlessly, even if they haven't used it before. "Wiki-wiki wah wah!" is your slogan.

35,000

Please take the time from your busy edits to read the following, Don't forget: Breathing doesn't intrude on your ability to edit, so do so regularly to prevent fainting and reducing the amount of time you can spend on UESPWiki.

40,000

Only the world's best psychiatrist, physiologist and witch doctor combined can cure your UESPholism at this stage. Normally you would get off of UESPWiki and go find those people... Normally...

50,000

The effects of UESPholism at this stage cannot be cured. Please stop. If you continue to edit UESPWiki with such vigor, you will indirectly block others from editing.

75,000

A higher power has taken interest in your editing, and wishes to grant you an uncanny power to make all the edits you want to in the blink of the eye. You turn this down, claiming that it will make you redundant from making edits on UESP.

100,000

You are the ultimate UESPholic! Congratulations! Now, get back to editing (What are you doing here? Work!)

250,000 and above

You are better than the ultimate UESPholic, you must be proud! Start editing (We don't pay you for no reason! Go on! Work! Work like you've never worked before!!!)