I think we can all agree that this election is nothing short of a mess. And I think that we can certainly agree that there is only one way to get by until November 8th: To drink. And drink we shall.

I can think of no better way to get through the debates than to play a drinking game actually, now that I think about it, Iím positive that drinking is the only way that we get through the debates. With Round 1 of both the Presidential and Vice Presidential debates over, there are only a couple other opportunities for Americans to get wasted before Election Day.

In effort to support your drinking habits, and political awareness, I have compiled a list of cue words/phrases for the ultimate 2016 election drinking game. I recommend sticking to beer or wine, since this game is likely to be high scoring. So grab a six pack of beer or a bottle of your favorite vino and drink yourself silly while trying not to think about the decaying state of our country and political system.

Pick your candidate: Choose either Hilary or Donald to be your champion
Take a drink if ClintonÖ
Mentions her good friend Barak
Mentions her hubby
Mentions the minimum wage
Mentions Chelsea Clinton
Calls Trump a liar
Does that shoulder wiggle thing because Trumpís being an idiot
Laughs at the podium
Mentions the Middle Class
Coughs
Talks about women
Says the word ëtogetherí
Mentions how Trump and Putin are buddies
Does the politician hand thing
Subtly/directly calls Trump bigoted
Talks about how Trump really isnít that rich/Mentions his bankruptcies
Says that itís not time for a protest vote
Says that a vote for the third party is a vote for Trump
Mentions Trump Steaks
Mentions ëFree Tradeí
Take a drink if TrumpÖ.
Says ëyuuuuuugeí
Talks about the wall
Alludes to the idea the Mexicans are all criminals
Calls Hillary ëcrooked Hillaryí
Talks about how rich he is
Says ëtremendousí
Says ëbelieve meí
Says China
Uses the pseudoword ëbiglyí or makes up his own word
Mentions Mexico
Alludes to Bill Clintonís office shenanigans
Says that Sanders supporters should vote for him
Wildly waves his arms around
Mentions Ivanka
Mentions his current or previous wives
Does the little ëokí sign with both his hands
Sniffles like a coke head
Mentions his multiple endorsements
Claims he started with ìalmost nothingî or a ìsmall loanî
Talks about the size of his handsÖ or any other body part
Further discusses his superior temperament
Talks about how America doesnít ìwinî anymore
Drink if either of the candidatesÖ
Interrupt each other
Talk over each other
Go over their time
Argue with the proctor
Mentions tax returns
Mentions the Iraq war
Mentions Ronald Regan
Corrects the other
Insists that the other is lying
Brings ëThe Wallí up
Says the word ìPlanî
A couple other house rules:
Finish your drink if Trump uses any curse words
Finish your drink of Hillary is anything but professional and/or robotic
Pour a little out for Bernie if heís at all mentioned
Take a shot of Hillary insinuates that sheís going to win the election because Trumpís an idiot
Take a shot if Trump insults another entire race of people or religious group
Finish your drink if youíre extremely worried about who our future president will be and if they might just start the next World War.