Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Do not follow the heretics and play with 11 people. Instead, add to this number or decrease it

Do not play in t-shirts and shorts, they are not Muslim, but heretical Western clothing

Do not appoint someon to follow you called a "referee" as his presence would be in imitation of the heretics, Jews and Christians

You should use two posts instead of three pieces of wood or steel that you erect in order to put the ball between them, meaning that you should remove the crossbar in order not to imitate the heretics and in order to be entirely distinct from the soccer system's despotic international rules

And other ridiculousness. Upside - maybe Australia won't have to worry about facing Iran in any future World Cup playoffs.