South Park

The curious, adventure-seeking, fourth grade group of boys, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, all join in in buffoonish adventures that sometimes evolve nothing. Sometimes something that was simple at the start, turns out to get out of control. Everything is odd in the small mountain town, South Park, and the boys always find something to do with it.

Weight Gain 4000 - EPS 02

HD

IMDb: 7.9

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22 min

Cartman wins an environmentalism essay contest, and the prize is going to be awarded by none other than Kathy Lee Gifford. While most of the town is overjoyed, Mr. Garrison is still haunted by the memory of losing a child talent contest to Kathy, and vows to get revenge. Meanwhile, Wendy, angry over losing the essay contest and suspecting Cartman of cheating, starts doing some plotting of her own. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Volcano - EPS 03

HD

IMDb: 8.0

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22 min

Jimbo and Ned decide to take the boys out into the woods for their first deer hunting trip. While Kenny, Cartman and especially Kyle take to the bonding experience, Stan can't bring himself use a gun, earning Uncle Jimbo's disapproval. At night around the campfire, Cartman tells the boys the story of Scuzzlebutt, a mysterious monster with Patrick Duffy for a leg. Of course Scuzzlebutt is just a legend, isn't he? Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - EPS 04

HD

IMDb: 7.8

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22 min

Stan is upset that his dog Sparky is, by all appearances, gay. After repeated attempts to change Sparky's ways, Stan cries out, I don't want a gay dog! causing Sparky to run away. When Stan goes looking for him, he encounters Big Gay Al and his sanctuary for gay pets. Big Gay Al helps show Stan that gay people are just like everyone else and that being gay isn't something that can just be changed. Meanwhile, the South Park football team is facing North Park for the annual game, and everyone is depending on quarterback Stan to help the team beat the spread. Will Stan make it back from Al's in time? Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig - EPS 05

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IMDb: 7.8

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22 min

Kyle can't keep his new elephant at home because it's too big. After learning about genetic engineering in class, however, he finds a solution to his problem: splice the genes from his elephant with Cartman's pot-bellied pig to produce miniature pet elephants. A visit with local mad scientist Dr. Mephisto convinces Kyle that splicing won't work, so with Chef's help he decides to try more traditional methods. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Death - EPS 06

HD

IMDb: 8.2

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22 min

Stan's Grampa wants to die because he's too old, but he needs Stan's help to do it. Meanwhile, the town's parents have become outraged by Terrance and Philip, the new TV show consisting of nothing but fart jokes that all the kids are crazy about. When the parents go to protest the network and leave the kids to fend for themselves, Grampa takes this opportunity to convince Stan to help him end it all. But is it really what's best for either of them? Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Pinkeye - EPS 07

HD

IMDb: 8.5

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22 min

Kenny gets killed by the falling Mir space station as the kids are waiting to go to school. At the morgue, a bottle of Worcestershire sauce accidentally gets mixed into Kenny's embalming fluid, causing him to arise from the dead as a brain-hungry zombie. Each person he bites turns into a zombie as well, and soon South Park is overrun with them. Only Chef recognizes the danger, but when he gets bitten too, how will the children save themselves? Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Starvin' Marvin - EPS 08

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IMDb: 8.3

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22 min

As Thanksgiving approaches, the boys see a TV ad asking for people to sponsor starving children in Ethiopia. They decide to give it a try, motivated less by the thought of helping someone less fortunate, than by the offer of a sports watch for every sponsor. Expecting their watch to arrive, the boys are surprised to find an Ethiopian boy delivered to their door. When the mix-up is discovered, the FBI quickly swings into action, only to ship Cartman to Ethiopia instead. Meanwhile, Dr. Mephisto's new flock of genetically engineered turkeys has decided not to go quietly to the chopping block. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo - EPS 09

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IMDb: 8.3

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22 min

As the holiday season approaches in South Park, Kyle finds himself in a bind. On the one hand, he feels left out as the only Jew when everyone is celebrating Christmas. On the other, none of the other kids believe him when he tries to tell them about Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. When the real Mr. Hankey shows up, only Kyle and see him and ends up getting locked in a mental hospital. Meanwhile, the rest of the town is in an uproar, with everyone finding something in the school holiday pageant to be offended by. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Damien - EPS 10

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IMDb: 8.1

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22 min

A new student arrives at South Park Elementary when his father comes into town on business. In this case, however, Dad is the Dark Lord Satan himself and the child is his son, Damien. Satan is in town to challenge Jesus to a one-on-one showdown of good versus evil on Pay-Per-View. While his father trains for the match, Damien has a hard time fitting in at school. All seems hopeless for him until he gets some helpful advice on making friends from Pip. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Tom's Rhinoplasty - EPS 11

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IMDb: 8.1

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22 min

When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Mecha-Streisand - EPS 12

HD

IMDb: 7.9

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22 min

While on a field trip, Cartman discovers what looks like an ancient Indian arrowhead. He tosses it away as garbage but Kyle decides to keep it in his room. Soon after, a strange woman who keeps insisting she's an important star arrives in South Park demanding the stone. Little do they know the woman is actually Barbra Streisand, who is seeking the stone to unlock the terrible power it holds. Only the kids, with the help of Chef, Leonard Maltin, Sidney Poitier and Robert Smith, can stop her before it's too late. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut - EPS 13

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IMDb: 8.8

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22 min

Cartman begins to wonder why all the kids at school have fathers but him. When he asks his mother who his real father is, she tells him about the night of the drunken barn dance, when he was conceived. Unfortunately, Mrs. Cartman had sex with just about every man in town that night. Dr. Mephisto can perform a DNA test to determine who the father really is, but the test costs $3,000. How can Eric raise the money to learn the truth? Written by Jean-Marc Rocher [email protected]