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Kick-Ass Presents The Top Ten Pwnage Videos

Think You Kick Ass? Well You Just Got Pwned

For the release of the digital download of the Kick-Ass movie on Xbox Live and Playstation Network, LionsGate films challenged us to come up with the ultimate in video game pwnage. I thought this would be pretty easy, but it turns out that there are so many videos out there it was hard to choose only 10. The results speak for themselves.

#10 - Leeroy Jenkins. Yes, I know, you've seen it before. We all have, but it's the original classic and definitely deserving of a spot on this list. Watch it again for old time's sake. It's still hilarious.

#9 - Halo 3 Sticky Grenade. In what is clearly the luckiest grenade throw of all time gamer Plast1c Spoons has an epic, across-the-whole-map rebound to score a kill.

#8 - Tatsunoko vs Capcom 141 Hit Combo. I'll admit it, unlike the other guys at Game Revolution who are good at these things, I'm pretty much just a button masher, which is why I cant do stuff like this.

#7 - Modern Warfare 2 Knife Throw. This amazing match-ending knife kill has the blade actually flying all the way over a building to nail its target.

#6 StarCraft II Nuking A Camper. We all have a bit of StarCraft fever right now with the game launch, but this great footage from the beta reminds us to never underestimate the Ghost. Watch him turtle up and trash talk until BOOM! Pwned.