20. The Biggest Idiot Of The Idiots - When you're surrounded by 30 other guys all abusing steroids, and they're looking at you like you've gone too far... you've COMPLETELY gone too far.
19. Despair - Your sad and humble pose isn't working when anyone watching you is in fear of you exploding like a grenade at any moment.
18. Merchant Confusion - When kids are running up to you from all over the park asking to buy a balloon you may have shot up a few hundred too many times.

17. Wind Resistance Deficient - When you've lost all your aerodynamics and now have to walk sideways down the streets in Chicago. You've abused.
16. Bronze Statue - James Bond was too late to save you.
15. Zoophilia - When you're getting asked out by Armadillos, you may want to slow down a bit.
14. Jabba The Arm - It's like old silly putty.
13. Not Respecting Your Parts - A waste of some perfectly good breasts.
12. Cushions - When your huge man-boobs are big enough to rest your insanely large head which is extremely tired due to the loss of your neck, slow down.
11. Women? - Here is a series we'd like to call "Hot Chicks Destroyed".
10. Chick 2 - From the feathered hair we could assume back in the 80s you were quite the piece of meat. It's sad that it had to spoil.
9. Chick 3 - It's hard to get excited about an ass that could crush metal.
8. Chick 4 - We've never said this to a woman before but could you please lower your skirt?
7. Chick 5 - They sell lingerie for men?
6. Chick 6 - Fabio in a thong?
5. Confusion - If someone has to ask your gender. That's kinda bad?
4. Carrot Top - Are we to assume his props are REALLY that heavy?
3. Bad Dog - Don't let your dog get into your steroid stash.
2. Your Future - Wanna know what you'll look like after you stop? Ta da!1. Barry Bonds - *

#14, I think i saw him at a Discovery channel documentary, the guy was arrested for possession and distribution of steroids, he was abusing so bad that there's a video of him with his biceps all swollen with pus and blood and he is using a syringe to drain them, damn...

#14, I think i saw him at a Discovery channel documentary, the guy was arrested for possession and distribution of steroids, he was abusing so bad that there's a video of him with his biceps all swollen with pus and blood and he is using a syringe to drain them, damn...

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Yeah that is him. I saw it too. It was called something like, "The man who's arms exploded" or something like that.