Cindy Sheehan: Bewitched, Bothered and Totally Bewildered

Cindy Sheehan, ever desperate for attention, tried to flaunt her Code Pink-y wares in front of the boys on the Left once again. One problem: she sort of went to: the wrong house. The: Washington Post has more:

LANGLEY, Va. – A group led by anti-war activist Cindy Sheehan has protested near the CIA’s headquarters and former Vice President: Dick Cheney’s home in northern Virginia.

The group of about 70 people rallied alongside a highway near the CIA compound Saturday. About half then marched to Cheney’s nearby street and stayed for 20 minutes. Police kept them from going down his street.

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Oh, Cindy. It is not “cool” nor “hip” nor “edgy” to protest all Truth to Power-y when: you: are The Man â„¢ now. I know it’s hard and you are confused. After years of bratty and petulant behavior, it is difficult to realize that you have to be grown-ups now that your super dreamy dude is in charge. I also know it is made all the harder by the fact that: he doesn’t seem to realize he is in charge either, nor does he have a clue how to, you know, govern, but still. Time to grow up now that your golden boy is POTUS (that means President of the United States. It isn’t a drug reference. I suspect that might confuse you as well).

If you want to protest now, you’ll need to ditch your Code Pink cohorts and start acting like normal citizens. See, we protest for actual valid reasons. And (this may be the hardest part for you) we are sane. We also attempt to look nice when going out in public and have been known to even shave our legs and wear bras. Often, we fix our hair and use cosmetics. Egads!

Thanks for the giggles, though. I’m snickering at your “cowardly” comment. Hmm, what do you call protesting outside of the home of the VICE President – from: the previous administration – instead of protesting the current President? Either it’s that whole confused about being The Man â„¢ now thing or it is a pitiful attempt try to make Obama jealous. I think it is the latter. You are desperately trying to get Obama’s attention and are trying to make him jealous by protesting outside of Cheney’s house. Cindy, Cindy— did you not learn anything from John Cusack? Boom box. Peter Gabriel. “In Your Eyes”. Look into it. Alas, even that may fail for you. It’s pretty obvious that if Obama ever passes a note to you in homeroom, it would say this (in typical leftist fashion; you’ve served his purpose and he has no further use for you):