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Monday, August 14, 2006

Double O Nobody

Not unlike trying prove the existence Barmanus's American cousin using nothing more than shaky 8mm films, I have a quest & I have evidence..but my proof is just as shaky and I've not much to go on..the bane of my interweb life is a someone whom I may never meet and so the search for (s)he who I seek will for now remain a mystery:...Yet I shall not be detered!!!

Over the last year we here at C.B.T Inc. have compiled a list of what we know so far.

We know so far that "Anonymous":

*Is forgetfull of humorous pixle compilations.*Speaks a minimum of 3 languages and telephone?*Seems to think they are related to a blog.*Believes I am not to be sexually believed.*Seems to enjoy bad poetry.*Thinks Blogpages can fly intoxicated.*Has deep rooted grammatical measurment spelling issues.*Also thinks blogs can speak.*Loves and wants to eat me.

Over the past year "Anonymous" has left several revealing tell tale statements of their personality, we are trying to piece together a visual map of their appearance.If anyone out there has any information that would lead us to revealing the identity of this occasional apparition, please leave a comment.

Below, please find our finding that we found...Look...just help us out would ya?