jazz too make trade in next two weeks. sources confirmed

My sources (strippers) tell me they are hearing a lot of trade rumors revolving around the jazz. Mark eaton confirmed jazz to move both paul and al jefferson by the deadline and one before the end of t he year. Strippers are worth more than breasts and lappys huh bitches?

I didn't believe you. So I went to a strip club and tried paying the strippers enough money to let me in on these trade rumors and they just kept taking their tops off and dancing in front of me. Waste of time.