For those in need of a new scale and a new toilet seat, now you can hit two birds with one stone. Read about the commode that weighs you[9] at Switched.

I’d like to apologize to everyone who has been following the Primal Blueprint. Apparently I’ve been entirely wrong, and the only true way to be healthy is to just eat cookies[10]. There’s even a new store that caters to all your cookie diet needs. And just in case you were wondering, yes, it’s located in Hollywood. (Thanks for the link, Mark.)