The New Orleans Saints announced today it has agreed to a six-year contract with big-play pass rusher Jason Voorhees, a shocking twist to the NFL’s annual free agency frenzy. The top available playmaker, Voorhees brings a much-needed killer instinct to…

Treasure hunters from across the world are descending upon New Orleans this week as rumors swirl that leprechaun’s gold can be found in the city — the same gold famously first reported on St. Patrick’s Day 2006 to be in…

Jefferson Parish residents got a glimpse this past weekend of who their next sheriff could be after tallying early results. Former Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesman John Fortunato holds a commanding lead over interim Sheriff Joseph Lopinto, building a 428,172…

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