LOL, I won.
Putin the ventriloquist: And now, I like you to meet my newest friend, Mahmoud the Iranian President.
Mahmoud the puppet: Good evening, infidels.
Putin: So you are the President of Iran?
Mahmoud: Yes, I am the president. Are you frighten?
Putin: Not really.
Mahmoud: God damn it. *pauses for a second* I mean Allah damn it.

Obi-Wan: "I felt a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
Me: "Let me guess, they saw Jar Jar Binks for the first time?"

Putin: So after you passed out, I drew funny stuff all over your face with a black marker.
Ahmadinejad: I'm not sure what pisses me off more: that you took pictures or that you're showing them off to the world!

T'Pol: I am not old, I will only be 66 years old on my next birthday.
Trip: I can't believe you told me that.
T'Pol: You accused me of being old.
-Star Trek: Enterprise 3-24, "Zero Hour"