Hey look, it’s Spiderman’s arch-enemy, “Pantywaste”. And the guy beside him is feeling the effects of Pantywaste’s special secret weapon, the “scent of ass”!!!
Headline of the Daily Bugle-“Pantywaste Causes a Stinch in a Local Bar”

bwwaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa geezez I fell down laughing so hard at that menu. 😀

Let me try an order.

Appetizer –Sweet and sour bone in fragrant spinach

For soup I’ll have the –Big bowl flavor vegetables pigs living bowel.

Well that should get me started, so for mains I really can’t go past the –Cowboy leg with block pepper sauce retchup and dlum juice mexico cilliy sauce.
also could I have a side order of –Wood flower picks sea cucumber hoof and som J&J large intestine pot thanks.

That should see me well on the way to cullinary fullfillment, however I think I should have some dessert.

soooooo …..

I reckon I’ll give the –Steamed forest frog plaster w/double boiled a go and before I finish I will need to wash it all down with –

It’s that time again! Time for the 13th annual Panty Challenge! Contestants from all over the world come to compete for the illustrious title of World’s Best Panty Sniffer. Contestants have to wear the cafeteria lady’s underwear. Easy you say? The cafeteria lady has been wearing that panty for a whole week while working in hot kitchens and even while working out. As you can see contestant #1 could not take it for more than 1 minute. We hope there was no permanent damage done.

The Jayster’s first attempt at terrorism didn’t go off too well. First he got real drunk. Second he was hanging out with some reall a-holes. And then he couldn’t find a ski-mask. I might want to mention that it was also his last attempt at terrorism.

Gaze upon me. I’m the Purple Pantied Pansy! I go around stealing girls purple underwear and wear it upon my face. Not only do I get to smell the scents of these women, I can to strut around looking like a total dork. Gaze upon me in fear and awe! :undies: What an idiot!

Jorgen von Hymenmiester ze vorld vedgie champion vonce again shows his prowess und consummate skill by ze lightning extraction of his dining neighborâ€™s undergarment. As is traditional in Austrian boarding schools, Jorgen proudly vears ze trophy over his head vile his partner bows his head in zubmission and vinces at the ruptured testicle zat ze maneuver has caused.

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This really made me laugh as well as most of the comments here. If I were eating right now I would be like the guy in the picture who looks like he is choking. It is totally like they are eating and ordered from the menu referenced. LMAO

“omg this food is nasty” :puke: “but I am totally loveing your new look” :undies: “do you like cotton or silk?” Underwearman “Duh Cotton its more breathable” Ewwfooddude “really now thats intresting if only this food was, May I borrow them for my date tonight?” Underwearman “no dude get your own pair :undies: these are so mine. ahh what a sent”

And this just in: A friend of mine revealed he frequented a Chinese restaurant in NYC for their chicken dishes, but then they were closed down…for selling raccoon meat in place of chicken. He said it actually did taste like chicken…:puke:

Been a wrestler for a long time now, and they really do have a move like that…they call it “The Groin Claw”, made famous by the hardcore icon Cactus Jack, Cyrus from ECW fame, and the legendary “Nature Boy” Ric Flair…they don’t call Ric Flair the “Dirtiest Player in the Game” for nothing!