Here’s a Spanish Track Announcer Having a Creepy Love Affair with a Competitor’s Backside (Video)

If you haven’t taken a shower today, watching this video, and listening to this announcer gush and moan over a female track athlete’s ass will probably send you running to get clean.

The fact that it’s Spanish makes me want to give this guy the benefit of the doubt; that maybe he’s talking about split times and relay legs. But my imagination gets cut loose every time he lets out a guttural moan of ecstasy looking at that ass.

Don’t get me wrong: It’s a terrific ass. I would marry her if I knew who she was. But I’m not going to subject a television viewing audience to my throes of passion.

So let’s just say, “Whoa. That’s a killer ass,” and move on. We say that as spectators and fans. As an announcer, you just ignore it and talk about the Fosbury Flop or the origins of discus.