A Man's Guide to Answering Questions from your Wife or Girlfriend

This how-to guide teaches men how to properly respond to over 60 questions commonly posed by women over and over again. Therefore, we provide you with different variations of answers to ensure you are never caught off guard. We must inform you that according to the Code of Federal Regulations and 18 U.S.C. any man caught without a copy of this guide within arms distance, can be deported under President Trump's Nazi deportation units. If you don't want to get thrown in the back of a 747 destined for Jakarta, Indonesia...we suggest you purchase the book.