Day 19 – Nothing goes better with Christmas than sadness. And nothing goes better with a sad Christmas than cheap beer and country music. The “classic” country music artists knew this, and they cranked out some of the hoariest tearjerkers of all time.

A word here about country music – we’re going to avoid the current so-called country music artists. For one thing, I don’t know what the hell these people are doin’! It sure doesn’t sound like country music. And of course we’ll steer clear of Grandma and Reindeer crossings, so pull up a box of Kleenex and shed a few tears for Christmas.