I have to give Louise Brooks credit for the nice back (long story) but I don't believe that she's been photoshopped.

I'm sure McCain's been triple-dog dared to do a whole bunch of stuff he didn't want to do this year, like not getting to choose his best buddy Liebermann for the VP ticket, stirring up racist hatred at his rallies, you know, stuff like that. Getting his tongue stuck to a frozen pole would have been like a walk in the park in comparison.