(Original post by Munchies-YumYum)
That has already been said, come up with something new.

Fine: They send your fat ass in to roll around in it and then lift you back to the home country using a helicopter. They then hire a very very large team of volunteers to scrape it from you over a period of about three months.

(Original post by WeekendOffender)
Fine: They send your fat ass in to roll around in it and then lift you back to the home country using a helicopter. They then hire a very very large team of volunteers to scrape it from you over a period of about three months.

This quote is gold:
“We do not know the exact quantity of oil we are exporting, we do not exactly know the prices we are selling it for, and we do not know where the oil revenue is going to.”

Heard of the '07 Oil Law, pushed through by the Bush administration, awarding no-bid contracts for most of the countries oil fields to the likes of BP, Shell, and Exxon? That one's a good bit of fun reading when you've got time to spare.

They don't need to scoop it up with a spoon, they just need to control the terms of supply to other countries via a subservient government and BAM! they have big time powah over them, which is much more valuable.

(Original post by Nick Longjohnson)
This quote is gold:
“We do not know the exact quantity of oil we are exporting, we do not exactly know the prices we are selling it for, and we do not know where the oil revenue is going to.”

Heard of the '07 Oil Law, pushed through by the Bush administration, awarding no-bid contracts for most of the countries oil fields to the likes of BP, Shell, and Exxon? That one's a good bit of fun reading when you've got time to spare.