Day: January 7, 2018

In addition to his seventeen points, Willie Cauley-Stein had seven steals in this game. Unfortunately for WCS fans (and steal fans, if you’re out there), DTB doesn’t care about steals. I rarely, if ever, make it a point to show all the steals that a player has. Even if they get seven of them like…

OFFICIAL DTB DISCLAIMER: Jawun “Pronounced Juwan” Evans attempted sixteen field goals in this game and only made five of them. This tanked his already low field goal percentage (which is currently around 35%). I suppose when Blake Griffin is out with a cunt-cushion, Austin Rivers is MIA, and Danilo Gallinari is sidelined by another one…

“I wonder if one of those YouTube guys will make a highlight video for me,” Wes Iwundu mused out loud in the Magic locker room after the game. His mood was significantly more upbeat than it usually would be after a loss, considering that his team had just scored forty points in the fourth quarter….

Just as I was about to start typing up this description my little furry kitty jumped up into my lap and started purring like a lawnmower. I’m super distracted right now, so if things are making less sense than usual, it’s because a full two-thirds of my processing power is devoted to giving Japurri Purrker…

If you define “Dwight Buycks Era” as “any period of time where Dwight Buycks is on a certain team and he’s playing consistent minutes”, then the Dwight Buycks Era has officially begun in Detroit. Heck yes! We get to see concurrent Dwight Buycks and Boban Marjanovic eras on the same team! Buyck’s tenure with the…

The Pistons are fighting through some injuries right now, but the long and short of it is that Tobias Harris is the unquestioned number one option right now. That might change when Jon Leuer returns, but for now, he’s got to take the shots, and he’s got to make the shots. Even if Ish Smith…

The Kings’ miserable season has taken its toll on poor De’Aaron Fox. Look at those bags under his eyes! That guy has seen some stuff, including but not limited to: -Vince Carter teabagging Malachi Rechardson in the back of the team’s chartered flights while yelling “Frederic Weis! Frederic Weis!” -Skal Labissiere taking a framed picture…

How many games until James Harden is back? Ten? About ten? I bet Gerald Green can fire up ten threes a game in that stretch. Hell, why not even more? Why not 15 per game? Eric Gordon was basically doing that with Harden still on the team, and Green has shown himself to be a…

Tyrone Wallace, in his first NBA game, was tasked with defending Stephen Curry. Hey, just go out there and try your best against the best shooter in NBA history. You’ll be fine. Don’t worry about it. Other players had their chance at guarding Curry, so it’s not like all 45 were dropped squarely on Wallace’s…

T.J. Leaf scored 17 in the second game of the season, a performance which turned out to do nothing but set me up for a season of disappointment. His playing time since then has dwindled and dwindled, further and further into the abyss of scrubenchell (scrub bench hell, it’s a new term I came up…