No Idiot Rules

If you meet any of these criteria below, do not under any circumstance book a Thirsty Swagman tour. You’ll be kicked off the tour with no refund, and reported to police if necessary. No exceptions!

We do this to keep the complete idiots away, and allow a safe and fun travel experience for everyone else. All our tours are a premium product. Our tours are not an all-you-can-drink binge where you get completely wasted!

A typical Idiot is the kind of person that:

1. Has to apologise to multiple people every time they drink

2. Is a loud, obnoxious drunk who just won’t shut up when they’re told

3. Starts drinking at breakfast every day

4. Has a tendency to be rude or violent

5. Shows no respect for local customs and rules

6. Wants to take any form of illegal drugs while on tour

7. Has to be escorted / carried / dragged home after a night out

8. Tendency to get kicked out of bars / clubs, or refused entry in the first place

9. Doesn’t remember anything or typically drinks to the point of passing out

La Tomatina Tours

Join us in battle

It doesn't get much better than the La Tomatina festival held in Buñol every August, and for the ultimate La Tomatina packages and tours, Thirsty Swagman have got you covered. You can either join us in Valencia & Buñol for a great festival experience or if you're up for a bit more adventure then come party with us on our flagship Spanish Bar-Mada tour.

About Thirsty Swagman

The World's Coolest Festival & Party Tours!

From round-the-world pub trips, to incredible festival tours through Europe, Australia and Asia, and the Beer in Space tour, Thirsty Swagman takes you to the coolest and most outrageous party and festival destinations on the planet.

At Thirsty Swagman we believe that relaxing with a drink is one of the great pleasures of life and is the best way to make new friends and meet the locals.