Alan Simpson, co-chair of President Obama’s deficit commission, was on Fox yesterday bemoaning the fact that elderly people don't want to give up their social security benefits.

And why should they!

By Simpson's reasoning their grandchildren, whose future is at stake, are simply ungrateful hoodlums whose pants are too long and who listen to questionable music by someone named Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg:

This is a fakery,” Simpson said on Fox News. “If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

KIDS TODAY. The enema man sounds like a public service cartoon character. Politco snagged the video below.