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University of Florida leads state in zombie preparedness

On the lighter side of news, the Gainesville Sun reports that “the University of Florida is ready in case its employees become flesh-eating zombies.”

“Some employees may prefer weapons such as chain saws, baseball bats, and explosives that have been shown to be effective against zombies,” the plan says. “Given the stress on staff to be anticipated during a zombie outbreak, employees should be given the flexibility to choose their own weaponry thereby diminishing anxiety.”