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Even if you had caught him red handed whether your a Chief Constable or just an ordianary PC Plod nothing would have been done to ensure the thief doesn't re-offend by the Courts.
Should have saved your breath Mr. Geenty and be warned, at your age you could have been a victim of a sudden heart attack.

Even if you had caught him red handed whether your a Chief Constable or just an ordianary PC Plod nothing would have been done to ensure the thief doesn't re-offend by the Courts.
Should have saved your breath Mr. Geenty and be warned, at your age you could have been a victim of a sudden heart attack.Melgee

Melgee wrote:
Even if you had caught him red handed whether your a Chief Constable or just an ordianary PC Plod nothing would have been done to ensure the thief doesn't re-offend by the Courts.
Should have saved your breath Mr. Geenty and be warned, at your age you could have been a victim of a sudden heart attack.

The shoplifter would probably get:

a) counselling for the distress caused by being chased
b) free coupons to the shop, so as to become familiar with shopping legally
c) free gym membership to encourage his obvious latent athletic ability
d) an apology from the courts for making him break a sweat.

[quote][p][bold]Melgee[/bold] wrote:
Even if you had caught him red handed whether your a Chief Constable or just an ordianary PC Plod nothing would have been done to ensure the thief doesn't re-offend by the Courts.
Should have saved your breath Mr. Geenty and be warned, at your age you could have been a victim of a sudden heart attack.[/p][/quote]The shoplifter would probably get:
a) counselling for the distress caused by being chased
b) free coupons to the shop, so as to become familiar with shopping legally
c) free gym membership to encourage his obvious latent athletic ability
d) an apology from the courts for making him break a sweat.swindonurock