Ryan Sutter is a role model

Trista Sutter, best known for just now being mentioned on this site, recently had a baby with Ryan Sutter. With that, MomLogic.com asked Ryan to pen a column titled “10 Things You Don’t Know About Dads,” because apparently depositing your sperm in a reality tv star makes you an authority on being a father. Regardless, Ryan informed women, “even when you’re about to breastfeed, we get turned on because we’re guys and we just see boobs.” He also wrote that dads feign ignorance at soiled diapers so the mother will find out and change it and that he checks out 25-year-olds through his sunglasses.

Ryan basically gets turned on by anything including babies sucking on nipples, checks out other women constantly and tricks his wife into changing diapers. I’m sure this reminded Trista as to why they fell in love. Maybe for the 11th fact he can write “dads get headaches too” and then for the 12th, “dad’s masturbate to the Victoria’s Secret catalog while their wives are out with the kids” and for the 13th, “I drink to forget.”