Well, I guess it could sum me up to say that everyone's mom loves me. I'm a total gentleman with good manners, but I also have a sense of humor that would make mom blush. I will go out of my way to do thoughtful things for people I care about, but I won't be taken advantage of. I know who I am, and what I believe to be important in this life.

I like to sing popular songs with my own R rated lyrics. I see humor in pretty much everything and I love to make people smile, even if it's at my own expense. Sometimes I'm even inspired to write poetry about body functions.

I love to play and watch all kinds of sports and I play touch football, and ball hockey regularly. I've been in the service industry since I was 14...I'm very much a people person.

I love nothing more than to go camping, but I can't fish worth crap. I don't like swimming in lakes unless I know the water is really deep. That's weird eh?

I like to think I have a social conscious, and I do my best to donate 5% of my income to charity.

I believe there is a balance to everything. I like to focus on the positive. I look for opportunities and reasons to be grateful. I'm not religious per se, but I do have my own beliefs based on a collection of religions, a bit of science, and that acid trip in grade 11.

I like all kinds of music, but I guess I'm partial to 60's and 70's classic rock, rap/hip hop and heavy metal. I don't really have my 'finger on the pulse' of the music scene, but I'm open to anything and I know what I like when I hear it.

I have way to many clothes for a guy that's not Metrosexual. It's not that I like buying clothes, I just hate throwing stuff out. I still have my grad jacket, all my school report cards, and a porcelain parrot from Mexico 20 years ago.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not a hoarder (or even close), but every time I move to a new home, there's a box that hasn't been opened since Ton Loc was singing, "Funky Cold Medina."

When I find something funny, I tell everyone. Sometimes twice accidentally. And they might hear it a third time as I tell someone else. I'm sure some people find it annoying. That makes me laugh even more.

I've always wanted to get into voice overs. I have over a dozen voices that would be good on cartoons, and a couple that are only good in the bedroom when the lights are out...wait, that's kinda creepy, I hardly know you!!!

But I digress...

I put, 'no' for "Do you do drugs" even though I have been known to blaze a doobie. Some people do crack 'socially', and I didn't want to be confused with them.

I'm probably more interested in someone with at least basic English skills. Let me rephrase that. What I mean is someone who can type a complete sentence without intentionally butchering the spelling of more than half the words. If I read anything like, "NE 1 LIK SUM 1 FUN?", I'll just keep moving. An attempt at proper capitalization or punctuation would be appreciated. We should all remember how important capitalization is!!! There is a difference between, "Go help your uncle Jack off the horse" and, "Go help your uncle jack off the horse"

I think I'll have to add to this later...that's all the inspiration I have right now...