Wisconsin native, conservative critic of everything.
"Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God." ---G K Chesterton
"The only objective of Liberty is Life" --G K Chesterton
"Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions" --G K Chesterton
"A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition." -- Rudyard Kipling

Sunday, March 08, 2009

How Chuck Got His Job at Goldman Sachs

Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'The farmer asked, 'What ya’ gonna’ do with him?Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!''Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.'The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won, so I gave him back his two dollars.'

Chuck was immediately signed on as a Senior Vice-President and Officer at Goldman, Sachs.