NutWrench:Harry Freakstorm: This counts as community service and it took me 50 hours to complete.

1. Please have your fare ready.2. Keep your body fluids to yourself...3. ... and that includes vomit.4. Your bus driver doesn't know exactly where your Aunt Mabel lives.5. For the hundredth time, yes, this bus is going downtown.6. If your driver pulls into a gas station and gets off, don't panic.7. Please don't eat on the bus.8. Don't take your bad day/breakup/fight with your sister out on the driver.9. Please don't get so wasted that you can't figure out where you're going and/or can't wake up from an alcohol-induced stupor.10. Please don't discharge your firearms while onboard.

11 Please don't mumble angrily to yourself the whole trip12 No, I don't have any change. You ask me that question every day and I always say, "no."

Harry Freakstorm:This counts as community service and it took me 50 hours to complete.

1. Please have your fare ready.2. Keep your body fluids to yourself...3. ... and that includes vomit.4. Your bus driver doesn't know exactly where your Aunt Mabel lives.5. For the hundredth time, yes, this bus is going downtown.6. If your driver pulls into a gas station and gets off, don't panic.7. Please don't eat on the bus.8. Don't take your bad day/breakup/fight with your sister out on the driver.9. Please don't get so wasted that you can't figure out where you're going and/or can't wake up from an alcohol-induced stupor.10. Please don't discharge your firearms while onboard.

11 Please don't mumble angrily to yourself the whole trip12 No, I don't have any change. You ask me that question every day and I always say, "no."

1. Please have your fare ready.2. Keep your body fluids to yourself...3. ... and that includes vomit.4. Your bus driver doesn't know exactly where your Aunt Mabel lives.5. For the hundredth time, yes, this bus is going downtown.6. If your driver pulls into a gas station and gets off, don't panic.7. Please don't eat on the bus.8. Don't take your bad day/breakup/fight with your sister out on the driver.9. Please don't get so wasted that you can't figure out where you're going and/or can't wake up from an alcohol-induced stupor.10. Please don't discharge your firearms while onboard.