Poor rear legroom (as if that matters to the people that own these) - still plenty of room for the shopping bags.

Some 2004 cars recalled for faulty engine management units.

All the nice toys, including satnav are extras - but everyone knows where Knightsbridge is anyway.

Jaguar XK Series

Porsche 911

630i convertible

7 Series

Expensive to own and run due to high costs of insurance, fuel (except diesels), servicing and depreciation. But if you can afford one, why would you care. The company is probably picking up the bill anyway.

Older shape popular with chavs and gangsters.

Apparently there is a new model...but you can't really tell and who cares anyway?

Jaguar XJ

Maserati Quattroporte

Audi A8

730d SE auto

Z4

Hard ride

Poor headroom and visibility in coupe

Light steering

Mercedes SLK200

Porsche Boxter

Roadster 2.5iSE

Z4 Coupe

Sell your golf clubs - they won't fit if you want to put anything else in the back.

Make friends with a petrol station owner - the small tank means you will be paying regular visits.

You may not have to worry about what is behind you, but that is just as well as you won't see them anyway.