We all know that come February 2015, Jamie Dornan will be playing a total sex maniac as Christian Grey on-screen, but off-screen, the Irish actor has seemed pretty ... clean-cut. Sure, he dated Kate Moss and Keira Knightley, but he's since settled down and had a baby with Amelia Warner. Pretty ... vanilla, right? Except that a dark secret from his past love life is coming back to haunt him now.

I mean, considering that it sounds like Lindsay Lohan's little black "list"makes it seem like she's hooked up with with just about every single guy in Hollywood (and then some), it's not exactly surprising to hear that Jamie's name appeared on the list. In fact, it shows he's in good company ... I guess? Ha.

Although, fingers crossed that it whenever he allegedly hooked up with LiLo, he wasn't with his now-wife and baby mama Amelia Warner! Because I'm guessing that would be a scandal not even drama-lovin' Fifty Shades fans could get behind.