Before kids I needed complete darkness, quiet and my own bed with special pillows to sleep through the night.
Now I could sleep on a folding chair in the middle of Walmart under a spotlight and be happy.
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Need this sign at every playground, preschool, zoo, and play date. Let kids learn, play, and even work things out themselves. Kids are much more capable (and tolerant of imposition by their playmates) than given credit for.
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Normally when people ask "Do you want any children?" they are asking if you plan on having children.
If I ask you "Do you want any children?" I'm asking if you will please have my children.
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So some days, my anxiety spirals into terrible ideas about my family and how we're gonna turn out.
Then I watch my son chasing my husband around while they both laugh hysterically and I'm reminded that our house has a fuckton of love in it and that we'll be fine.
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With my baby im just never sure if or not he’s warm enough when im out and about.I keep going from covering up too much to not covering up too much to may be covering up too much wasn’t a bad idea to start with to overheating isn’t a good idea and on and on 🤦‍♀️#parenting#momlifepic.twitter.com/bi6KxLfgVA