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Stevie Janowski Quotes Season 1

Stevie Janowski: I mean, f*ck all this small town sh*t. You think I’m gonna leave you just when you need my assistance the most? Kenny, no f*cking way. Where you go, I follow. Right, Kenny? Right, Kenny?

Stevie Janowski: Kenny, Kenny Powers. You and me at Mons Venus, baby. Guess what? I’m all packed and ready to go. I gave them my notice yesterday, and they said “oh, we want 2 weeks” and I said why don’ t you f*ck off. Just like you man, just like you, man, yeah…

Kenny Powers: You know, Stevie, when I first met you, I’ll be honest with you, you were a little bitch…

Stevie Janowski: I know I was. I know. I’m sorry…

Kenny Powers: But now I’m looking at you, and to me you seem like a dude who knows what’s up. You don’t take sh*t from anybody, you smoke weed on the reg. Quite frankly, you’re somebody I’m proud to know. And you’re somebody who deserves whole hell of alot more than just being an assistant.