Reuters/Chicago – Mosquito Communications, a unit of BMNR Industries, has done what many said could never be done: Turn a North-Korean-made consumer product into an American-Western-European sales sensation: New-Dear-Leader-Approved Perma-Floss is a solution to a personal care problem that afflicts millions of working-class people around the globe: The high cost of dental floss. But now thanks to stainless steel technology developed during the DPRK nuclear space program, one piece of Perma-Floss lasts you your whole life (And you really don’t want to lose it.) “Is environmentally most correct,” says Kim Jong Too. Adds Kim Jong Tres, “Perma-Floss has helped DPRK healthcare system save more than over 456.2 billion DPRK won in just one month.”