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Sarcasm 101

This page is dedicated to witty and sarcastic comments by me, if you can, make up one and add it as a comment.

A man driving without seat-belts has an accident and is thrown forward towards the dashboard. A figurine of Jesus with both arms raised poke him in the eye leaving him blind. Doctor's diagnosis said he was blinded by religion..

She said her body is the house of the Lord. I said, "I was glad when they said onto me, let us go into the house of the Lord"

white women with lascivious curves, eg Scarlett Johansson, were created
in secret labs by the Illuminati to cause the downfall of black men.

The thing about quotes from the internet is, there's no way to verify their authenticity - by William Shakespeare

Matt Damon believes strongly in two things, sequels and reincarnation. Basically, he believes he will be Bourne again.

After scientifically observing the female Homo sapien in her natural
environment, The Mall, over an extended period of time I've come up with
a scientific law known as the law of MINI SKIRTS;

It states: When comparing ladies wearing mini skirts, length of skirt (L) is inversely proportional to length of hair (H).

L = k/H (where k is a constant of proportionality)

ie: The longer the hair the shorter the skirt.

Rihanna or Chris Brown who do I refers? Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time

Chris Brown announced he'll be releasing a new album, "Chris Brown's Greatest Hits", the album art is a picture of Rihanna

Blackberry Porsche Gh¢3000.00;
who said talk is
cheap

Rolex Watch with
diamonds $6500; because
time is money

High price of coffins; because
the cost of living
is high

talking alarm watch;
because time will
tell

long banking queues;
because it pays
to wait

algebra; because your
Ex gives you problems

Stevie Wonders love
songs; because love is
blind

you can't afford
a valentine gift; because
money can't buy love

blackmail; because knowledge
is power

Shoprite prices, Gh¢6.99;
because change is
constant

Prince Tagoe playing for Black Stars?
Even George Bush became president of America

The search for Osama bin Laden; a good
man is hard to find

Lost on the Tetteh Quarshie
interchange; what goes around comes around

Be a man, Stand strong, Men don't cry, They say. That's how we are made. Somewhere, There's a conveyor belt Constantly chucking out Boys, with pent-up toxic emotions, Shoulders hunched under the weight of society's expectations. There's a piece of wood in my mouth I bite hard on it praying I don't black out As I saw off another weakness I saw in the mirror. Something about Better to enter the Kingdom With one arm... I don't know... A brother died today,