August 29, 2009

It was another Payday, and I was tired
of being a Mr.Goodbar. So I saw Miss Hershey
standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner
of Clark and Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out myWhopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart,
how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for
a Hundred Thousand Dollar Bar?"

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll,
and, Uno, it was like pure Almond Joy.
I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds
'cause it was easy to see this little Twix had theRed Hots. It was all I could do to hold back aSnicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started
to scream: "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"

Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts
and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew
my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave
her a taste of the old Milky Way.

&

She asked if I was into M&M's but
I said, "Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff"-- and then
I said, "Look, you little Reese's Pieces! Don't be
a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take myWhatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit O'Honey?"
(and oh, boy, what a piece of Juicyfruit she was, too).

She screamed, "Oh, Crackerjack, you're better than
the Three Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong
up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty when,
all of a sudden ... my Starburst.
As luck would have it, she started to grow a bitChunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.
Sure enough, nine months later,
out popped a Baby Ruth.

August 23, 2009

In Caracas, the red bitch screamed and screamed. She insulted Bush and Obama, what an annoying high pitch, and what a disastrous diction. But she is very good at showing how full of hate she is.

The Venezuelan army proved once again what we had known since the 80’s, when we as teenagers, feared being stopped by the Military Police if we had surfboards on the top of our cars. They are the meaning of the word repressed. Their ignorance was proven to my cousin and I more than ever when once, after stopping us for no reason, they let us go because they thought we were the kids of the TV show ‘Flipper’. We were 15 years younger than the Flipper Kids would have been at the time.

Koreans once again threatened the world…planes keep crashing…Greece is burning… Earth keeps quaking…Michael Jackson is a modern day mummy…Jimmy Carter keeps smiling and Insulza doesn’t, while they both give their soul in exchange for dollars. Whatever happened to Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn…it sure does not “Seem[s] Like Old Times”

Cowboy Zelaya was thrown out of his horse, which Micheletti now smoothly rides. Us dreamers wish someone could get rid of Chavez one of these nights while he is wearing his pajamas…Alice In Wonderland is coming to life thanks to genius Tim Burton…thanks Tim for helping us forget what really is going on.

Everyone now wears a Blackberry in one of their hands while the creative bunch decides to wear an iPhone instead…thanks Apple for the choice.

Did music die with the coming of Techno and Reggaeton? Also, what is it with most people? They are not listening!, what is going on in their heads, that leaves them no time to listen? Are we all MAD?

August 01, 2009

About 500 years ago, Leonardo Da Vinci (1452-1519) recorded ideas about vortices based on his experiments with water. In fact, the subject of water, hydrology, and hydraulics made up a large part of Leonardo's lifetime study. As a matter of historic note – more of Da Vinci’s writings were devoted to the subject of water than any other subject. The existence of water and its vortices intrigued Da Vinci, prompting him to speculate about the existence and behavior of vortices in the air and cosmos. The power and meaning of vortices in water also led him to closely study the behavior of water under different conditions.

Da Vinci’s fascination with fluid dynamics and vortices crossed over into his art – with the flowing motions of water and vortices being expressed in his paintings and sculptures.

The existence and behavior of bubbles in water was also of interest to Da Vinci, since he noted from close observation that bubbles rise through water in a spiral motion. In his written notes in the Codex Leicester Folio 23V (now owned by Bill Gates), he observed that the "motions of waters always move in a circle from surface to bottom.”

Da Vinci spent many years in his makeshift laboratory and in the field observing the movements of water and air. To see the fluid dynamics of water at work, he did experiments using glass tanks so he could watch the motion of flowing water under various scenarios. During his field research, he maintained detailed notes and drawings to record his experiences and observations.

To facilitate his research, he invented a water gate that utilized the pressure of water to create a tight seal. Unforseen by DaVinci at the time – his experiments and detailed technical drawings of this water gate would survive through time and eventually be used in designing the lock gate system of the Panama Canal.

At times, Da Vinci's mind would ponder the many realms of water as his observations often triggered writing ideas. As a habit, he would jot down or sketch these thoughts along the margins of his papers while working on other subjects.

June 03, 2009

Crazy times all around the globe…it seems there has been an Earthquake somewhere in the world at least every other day for the past month, sometimes three days in a row…One of the best series in the history of Television goes to hiatus, after the next to last season finale, an airplane with 228 people disappears in the Atlantic Ocean. LOST!

A non-positive, non-peaceful, human monster in South America has been left to have so much power that he has infested with his hate a major part of the continent, leaving me to wonder what Mafalda would have said about it.

People grow up to learn that they will not ever see their high-school buddies again…while “Social Utilities” come to the rescue and reunite generations of friends around the world, thank you Mark Zuckerberg.

Koreans do what they want…Jimmy Carter smiles as he lies…The ice keeps melting…Ashton keeps publicizing his spelling mistakes…Demi keeps publicizing her majestic body…France wants Scientology out…Real Pirates became part of the daily news…GM files for bankruptcy…Twitter will be bought by Ya-Who?...Heath Ledger dies in his 20's, just like Jim, River & Kurt…Red meat is proven to be cancerous, sorry, has been proven to be cancerous, again and again, for the past 30 years. Oh, and Doctors everywhere are recommending to eat Fruits & Vegetables for all possible healthy reasons, which was just discovered…about 30 years ago.

The President of the General Assembly in Venezuela does not know how to say the word “transparent”, IN SPANISH, yet her very expensive fashion glasses are “Tranparentes”.

“Sabado Sensacional” becomes a world wide show, renamed “American Idol”, and packs of people are watching…but then again, Jack Bauer was one of The Lost Boys.

May 12, 2009

If you go into a room where someone's been having a big argument, it's not so pleasant. You can feel it. Even if the argument's over, you can feel it. But if you go into a room where someone has just finished meditating, you can feel that bliss. It's very nice to feel that.

We all affect our environments. You enjoy that light inside, and if you ramp it up brighter and brighter, you enjoy more and more of it. And that light will extend out farther and farther.