This is just going to make you mad at me

Because it's so quiet around the L.com blogs these days, I give you [this:][1]Love-starved Japanese men are gathering in Tokyo's theater district to mime their best bedroom moves in a performance they're calling "Air Sex," the Mainichi Daily News reported recently."Air sex was originally invented by guys who couldn't get girlfriends but desperately want to have sex," said the creator of the genre, J-Taro Sugisaku.The men compete in much the same manner as air guitar, crowning the champions who best mimic those actions that usually appear under cover of darkness.And it's dangerous, said last year's champ, a guy named Cobra."You can't care about what women watching your performance are thinking about you," he said. "When you get down to air sex, you've got to immerse yourself in the air sex world."Air sex can't be performed in half-measures," he continued. "If it is, you're only asking for trouble."Joel adds: Nothing, actually. Nothing left to say. Blogging can't be performed in half-measures. If it is, you're only asking for trouble. [1]: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,268161,00.html

sorry, Joel. i couldn't believe this was real, so i had to see it w/ my own eyes. though, now that i've seen it, it's pretty much exactly what you'd imagine, just a lot worse and a lot funnier. that clip has some great quotes, though.