And I'll Live Without You My Love. But What Good Is One Glove Without The Other?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: heyStranger: isStranger: forStranger: horsesYou: i knoww ivve livved beside eq beforeStranger: yeah i know rightYou: oh my cod you knoww himStranger: i like codStranger: tasty fishYou: im an evven more tasty fishStranger: oh really?Stranger: what kinda fish are yaYou: royal amporaStranger: what?!!!Stranger: Those are the kind of fish they speak of in fairy tales............and pornos!You: wwell yes a course they areYou: oh cod youvve seen my r-rated stuffStranger: Fuck thatStranger: I've seen the UN rated stuffYou: wwowwStranger: with sexy special featuresStranger: on disc 2You: i didnt evven knoww there wwas a disc 2!Stranger: Yeah usually porno film companies don't tell you these things.You: fuckin assholesStranger: I would know, my aunt is a catfish. She was a LEGENDARY porn star....or so I've heard.You: oh jegus i think i knoww her! or i should say ive seen herYou: my collection is pretty impressiveStranger: You may have, but she is retired now.You: an you took her placeStranger: WellStranger: if you've seen her moves in her filmsStranger: they can only be recreated through family members.Stranger: I would have to take her placeYou: so its like a bloodline kinda thingStranger: because my parents are too busy with their high paying jobs =Stranger: yeahYou: wwellYou: i havve brought my owwn bucket....Stranger: You should feel lucky all the same though.You: me! you should feel luckyStranger: Royal amporas are rather rareStranger: and there are a lot of guys out there with royal ampora fetishesYou: oh?You: do you happen to havve their numbers?Stranger: NoStranger: That's just what my agent told meStranger: I don't know if its entirely true but i wouldnt be surprised!You: i wwouldnt put it past em!You: i mean i am pretty damn sexyYou: my horns bring all the trolls to the vailStranger: It's pretty funny when its considered a compliment when a man masterbates to you these days.You: shore its alwways a compliment when they fill buckets for youStranger: oh manStranger: you have no ideaStranger: I've had a boy fill me 3 of those thingsYou: reely! wwhat did the mothergrub say?Stranger: She filled 3 more buckets.You: wwhat!?You: the mothergrub filled them herself?!Stranger: no it was a teamwork thing.Stranger: son, mother, and fatherYou: wwell yea a courseStranger: the daughter...being a teenager and all...thought she was too good for meStranger: don't worry she got eaten by a sharkYou: i wwas wwondering wwhere that shark wwhen!You: a'll givve em a face full a harpoon wwhen I sea em!Stranger: nahhStranger: sharks aren't that bad once you're on their good sideYou: good side?You: im from the sea! i rule ovver all sea dwwellerYou: apart from fefStranger: fef?You: yea fef. feferi? dont tell me you dont knoww herYou: wwait a coddamn secondStranger: Name rings a bell...You: sol!! is this you! are you fuckin wwith me right now you beach!?Stranger: What do you mean?You: i knoww its you solStranger: Sol?Stranger: My name is Daphne!You: wwell wwhy didnt you say!You: dont you knoww your talkin to the prince of all hope right noww?Stranger: Really?Stranger: ;)You: ReelyStranger: Does that mean you're rich and famous?You: a course it does!Stranger: how much fish do you fuck in a day sweet prince?You: wwhat!? i dont fuck fish! i mean wwe dont do it like that and I dont knoww howw a fish wwould fill a bucketStranger: So you're a virgin?You: you say it likes its a bad thing! im only six solar sweeps!Stranger: How the fuck do you explain your videos?You: a trolls gotta fill a bucket himself noww an then .....Stranger: I thought you were a fish not a troll....You: im eridan fuckin ampora! the prince of all hope! highblood sea dwweller! the most royal troll in all of alternia .... other than fefStranger: and you're a virgin....Stranger: something doesn't add upYou: yea cod damn it!Stranger: I was going to give you a super fishy blowjobYou: oh my cod your a nubsucker!?Stranger: The men need to be happy and I need some sea dollars to get my groceriesStranger: Porn alone can't pay the rentYou: .....wwill...You: wwill you be in my quadrant?Stranger: I don't knowStranger: I mean you are richYou: an powwerfulStranger: It just seems like such a joke now that you don't seem a great prince as you once appearedStranger: the ocean is just a lie nowStranger: I shall have to kill myselfYou: wwell!!

Equius vs Stranger:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: eyStranger: m?You: D --> what does that mean?You: D --> Does it mean 'Musclebeast'?Stranger: :/Stranger: are you male?You: D --> Yes I amStranger: fuck sakeStranger: i only wanted to know :(You: D --> May I ask a question?Stranger: depends if your gonna rip the cunt out of me againYou: D --> I wasn't aware I was ripping anything. Forgive me, my STRONG text didn't mean to harm you.You: D --> I was curious over what colour your blood was. Is it b100 perhaps? or maybe purple?Stranger: i was always told it was blueish but it turns red once it hits oxygenYou: D --> I see.You: D --> then you may perhaps be a highb100d after all.Stranger: do you like girls?You: D --> It depends on their blood type. My... forgive me I'm perspiringStranger: your annoying ¬.¬You: D --> How rudeStranger: so?Stranger: problem?You: D ---> I have no problem. Other then finding someone to help me drink my lusus milkStranger: santa will help

Dave vs Stranger:

you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiYou: hiStranger: asl?You: really wouldnt it be more ironic if you didnt knowStranger: i guess soYou: thats what im talking about broYou: sooooooStranger: sooooooooYou: nice like what you did there bro so coolStranger: seriouslyStranger: your boringStranger: *youreYou: you're actually broStranger: mhmmStranger: sure i amYou: noYou: i was correcting youStranger: well thank youStranger: i appreciate thatYou: nice like the sarcasm there. still hopeStranger: thanksStranger: i like my sarcasmYou: its your most fetching qualityStranger: you have no ideaYou: unless you're as dense as tavros i doubt itStranger: my roomates are fightingStranger: got to goYou: watch out for those stairs broStranger: no stairsStranger: 1 story houseStranger: bro