Random Thoughts from a Confused Mind

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Profound thoughts from a hungry mind

The following three excerpts are from actual lunch time conversations I've had. The other parties involved in these conversations have threatened me with dire consequences. I think they are over reacting. You judge for yourself.

Conversation number one.

Me (to T, who is from Taiwan): It would be so cool if your name was Sirius and last name was Lee.T: why?Me: Cos then we could have this entire conversation where I'd say "Hey, what's your name? And you would be like "Sirius Lee" and I'll be like "Yeah, seriously" and you would be like "No seriously it's Sirius Lee."T: And given that I'm Chinese, my wife's name could be Annie How.Me: Nice!

Conversation number two.

X: Wow! You are just having beans for lunch?Y: Yeah! Look at these beans - they look so depressing.Me: Do you know why they look depressing?Y: Why?Me: Coz they've bean there done that.Everyone else: Aaaaaaarrrrghhhhh!

Conversation five (don't even ask me why I skipped three and four).

X: Me and my girl friend are planning to visit Japan. Hence we want to learn Japanese.Me: Why would you learn a whole new language to visit a country. Actually wait. I take that back. A lot of the Indians I know learned two new languages to come to US.X: Two? Which two?Me: C++ and Java.Everyone: Let's beat him up!

You would be totally in place at my work place, where Peter who left for another firm and came back a few months later has been christened Re-Pete and Ray who left and never came back is now caled Ex-Ray (among other things). I liked the last one though.

I wait and wait and wait for a new post...refreshing every hour(ya loser I am)...to finally see this?????I am quite angry with the "everyone" group...for letting you get away with that crap and ultimately inflicting those horrible PJs on to the whole world!Have mercy "everyone"....

SG, look at his sorry excuse for not writing a new post!:) He is actually waiting for me to send lunch money!!! Bechara, doesn't get enough food out there in a developed nation:D Shall we send another round then? :p