I’ll assume that “misbehave” remark was in reference to Joe Wilson’s “you lie” but that wasn’t AT the State of the Union Speech was it? It was at one of Bammy’s “joint session addresses he gave for the hell of it to get TV time. And after reading the bill, Wilson was RIGHT.

Now now……the remaining republicans and conservatives at LGF decided to allow the screeching, foaming, sanctimonious indignation moonbat brigade of neoKoslings to define what constitutes a ‘rational’ or ‘moderate’ Republican….usually in the mold of an Arlen Specter, Lincoln Chaffee or Jim Jeffords.

/some of you might be inclined to say ‘Scott Brown’, but trust me on this one, he’s waaay to right wing for the Johnson’s tastes

Reginald called, Chunky…he wants his subscription money refunded. Said you can write him a mental-check, as that’s how he paid. Do NOT use Paypal, as they have been running a long-con on him, draining his bank account with all kinds of late-night purchases while he sleeps.

Funny how things change. The right is now vilifed as outlandish and immature. The sane ones are apparently those who want to spend us into prosperity while taxing the rich, ran the country into a major downtrend by imposing a greedfest based on giving homeloans to people unable to even consider paying for them. And then blamed the Republicans for the mess.

On the Democrat’s disrespectful behavior at the SOTUS (sounds like he was careful and didn’t say too much, he knows he’ll be contradicted. Also, I’m guessing Charles agreed with Bush about SS AT THE TIME of his post as it tends to say so) I’m betting Chalres sided with the prevailing attitude that Democrats were scum incapable of acting anything less than assholes in ’05. And apparently Charles in Charge, did have a strong opinion of the lefts red hot rhetoric but only so much cause he’s joined them.

Now warning lights are flashing down in Sanity Control
Somebody’s getting Reggie ready for The Memory Hole
There’s rumors on the internets about the Lizard Clowns
Daedalus blew the whistle and the walls came down

There’s a meeting in the Boiler Room, it’s hard to take the smell
There’s leakin’ clear from Paris, there’s a sneak on New Rashell
Somewhere down in Lizardland someone’s quite displeased
Goodness me, could this be The Truth of It disease?’

There’s pounding on the keyboards, fingers in knots
All come out as sycophants, give it all they’ve got
Some are blaming commentors, some the commenties
Everybody knows that it’s The Truth of It disease

The Lizards cant be trusted, drop their script and Squawk
Johnson done been busted, All the Bloggers Gawk
Every body’s twittering and everyone agrees
Chunk’s a classic douchebag and he’s oozing queefy sleez.

NYT did a piece about Chunks flaming wars
He said that Geller’s worthless, All the others; Whores
History done over, there’s an information freeze
Creationist invent words that mean The Truth of It disease

Chef reine.de.twat declares, “I’m surprised to see you here
I though you had the Cookbook
You can only buy it here
I see your getting calluses on your knobby knees
Make sure to do your up-dinging King Yertle must be pleased.

She sold me a subscription she said, “You are the best
I’m glad you came to see me cuz your just like all the rest
You’ll no doubt be banned later, next Lizard please
Send in another victim of The Truth of It disease”

And I go down to Lizards corner, I’m a thunderstruck
They got Chunk speak purist, OB’s in tux
Two men say they’re Allah, Both them can’t be wrong
Rightwingliberal’s singing his protest song, he says

We gotta have a flame war to help with traffic see?
We gotta have a flame war to get me off my knees
We need a flaming war to keep the advertisers pleased
We need a flaming war to stop The Truth of It disease

They’re pointing right at DoD whose nether deaf or blind
“They wanna sap your will to live, and spank your chapped behind
Take away your Cheetos, they go so good with beer
Pancake all our Footballs and all that we’ve done here!”

Meanwhile the first Allah says, “I be back soon
I must check my dynamite before it go Ka-boom.”
The other one’s at the airport being gate raped by degrees
Holy Cheese and Crackers it’s The Truth of It disease

Cage of freedom
That’s our prison
Where the jailer and captive combine
Cage of freedom
Cast in power
All the trappings of our own design
Blind ambition
Steals our reason
We’re soon behind those invisible bars

On the inside
Looking outside
To make it safer we double the guard
Cage of freedom
There’s no escaping
We fabricated a world of our own….

Cage of freedom, growing smaller
‘Til every wall now touches the skin
Cage of freedom, filled with treason
Changing sides as the losses begin
Our suspicion tries escaping
But they step up the security
There’s no exit–there’s no entrance
Remember how we swallowed the key?
Cage of freedom, that’s our prison
We fabricated this world on our own….

Big brother
Is there a bigger one watching you
Or is there one smaller
Who I should be watching too
Infinite circles of
Snakes eating their own tails
For every one chasing
Another is on the trail
Is that a friend
Can you tell, is he on your side?
‘Cause I spy with my little eye
Yet another spy…

Apparently, men get so visually fixated on boobs and stuff that they literally can’t hear the audio. (who knew?) Lewdie is gonna try to fold that bit of data into his newnoun thesis somehow. Mesmerized….. the words still reach the subconscious or something.

Sarah does not care what you think. Bozo. What do you have to show for your time on earth? What have you accomplished? People who hate Sarah and become unhinged has a mental condition. And apart from saying that….go F****** yourself.

That’s complete bullshit, pardon me very much. I’m not even supporting her as a viable candidate, but I know enough about her FROM HER OWN WORDS AND ACTIONS, NOT WHAT THEY SAY ON MSNBC to know she’s as patriotic as any American.

So who wants to volunteer for first shift duty to enter the gated compound, sit next to Chuckles and ensure that Chuckles doesn’t make an asshole of himself? I think we’ll need at least two per shift to ensure coverage for bio breaks.

Charles wants a new gig :
Thing is, as bad as Obama may be in some policies, I would rather have him around till 2007 than endure one SOTU filled with nauseating treacle from this woman:
At least Barack’s voice doesn’t make me want to self-lobotomize with a knitting needle.

If you do it deftly enough through one of your nostrils, it only hurts for a moment. Think of it as a form of piercing.

One where nauseating treacle merchants and scoundrelly patriotic pablum-puking opportunists are seen for the charlatans they are. Our current President is Kurt Vonnegut, and past officeholders include the likes of Mencken and Twain.

I would listen to Palin speak for 48 hours, rather than listen to 48 secs of Obama’s 20-something speechwriter’s ideas of what the Prez would be talking about, if he had clue one about the state of the union.

I really don’t see what is so wrong with her voice, either. You don’t like her Alaskan accent, or the occasional grammar-error? Get over it. You could be listening to the braying of one Hildabeast Clinton right now, if Obama hadn’t risen up like messiahs will do now and again.

Since the focus of this blog is mocking The Thin-Lipped Moral Paragon™, I should probably check my politics at the door. In this great land there is one thing on which all people of good will can agree, left, right, center, fringe, sane, nuts, anarchist, monarchist, theist, atheist, Serb, Bosniak, Hindu, Muslim, serf, wage-slave, or capitalist pig:

Since the focus of this blog is mocking The Thin-Lipped Moral Paragon™, I should probably check my politics at the door. In this great land there is one thing on which all people of good will can agree, left, right, center, fringe, sane, nuts, anarchist, monarchist, theist, atheist, Serb, Bosniak, Hindu, Muslim, serf, wage-slave, or capitalist pig:

FWIW I don’t think you are an ex -loozard. I think you are a current loozard unwilling to use your loozard nic.

Your comments at Pattericos under the nic Mork strike an all to familiar tone. Especially when referring to moderation of comments on that blog and calling the FBI and US Secret Service. At least you haven’t dropped any N bombs in the middle of the night their yet.

That could be because ex-posters from LFG who have any sort of integrity either announce who they were or post under the nic they used there; those who are still there, or are trolls, hide.
It is funny in a sad sort of way that some of the banned and flouncers still hide from the hive.

I can understand why you would want to post under a pseudonic, because you would obviously be banned at LGF (if you haven’t been already).

I take it that you’re saying that because you’ve “outed” yourself here with a centrist/liberal viewpoint you feel that you’re going to be ridiculed for it? I’m really just trying to understand the situation better.

There’s so many socks, trolls, and skip scap scalliwags on this ship I’m about to invoke “parlay.”

I mean like I was up on my roof, man, and like I was spraying down my shingles with a water blaster, man, and like zzzzzzzzzzzt! It was a rush, man. A rush to the hospital after I fell off my roof, man…

stonemason :
That could be because ex-posters from LFG who have any sort of integrity either announce who they were or post under the nic they used there; those who are still there, or are trolls, hide.
It is funny in a sad sort of way that some of the banned and flouncers still hide from the hive.

Wait just a minute there, mister. There are several good people, myself included, who are here despite not being banned from LGF. It’s not so much hiding from the hive, as you put it, as being able to go back and observe first-hand what’s going on over there. Beyond that, it’s still a free fucking country and nothing prevents me from changing forum nics anytime I want to, for whatever reasons I want. If you see a problem with this then it’s your problem, but don’t go taking the moral high ground on an issue where you’re both judge and jury. For all anyone knows, you’re a sock or an outright troll yourself. Integrity my ass: you just want to have the shiniest car on the block.

Me for instance, I read LGF everyday from sometime in 03 until present. I bet I don’t have 50 comments there. I honestly cannot remember what my nic was. I think it was either GrandJunctionite or CannonCocker. When I was about to retire I emailed chuck a PowerPoint presentation from I MEF about the IED’s and torture chambers we were finding in Iraq. He made a thread out of it. Maybe I got a hat tip and could find my old nic that way. But who cares. I am here to mock the lying lyar. I loathe dishonest backstabbers.

Okay, since obviously you can’t follow a thread, I replied to a poster who comes here to attack, not to contribute. My statement was not out of the blue, as you incorrectly implied. I don’t give a crap who you are, here, there, or in real life, and the fact that Chen is Chen, Gordon is Nodrog, and others, is telling. Yes, some still have nics over there, and they make that clear. Others say that they are worried about being outed for flouncing in an ugly way or continuing to attack the owner over there…fine, that is their thing. This poster I was replying to (and it wasn’t you by the way, unless this is that posters sock)does not fit any of the above categories.

Charles wants a new gig :
Try me.
Palin’s just another chirpy salesbimbo for exceptional American feelgoodism. How’s that grab you?

Last time I checked, America is exceptional. Always has been, and if we’re fortunate, always will be. What’s wrong with that? Surely you’re not one of those Obama type folks that think that America needs to be knocked down a few pegs?

American exceptionalism is what makes America where everyone in the world comes to enjoy the American Dream.

I guess some people don’t like strong, attractive, conservative women, and that’s just fine. With some of these comments I might extend that to just women in general. Seems some people haven’t quite fully accepted sufferage or equal rights and it just EATS. THEM. ALIVE. LMAO

See, it’s the self-on-the-back-patting “we’re God’s gift” aspect of the exceptionalism cult that always gets me snickering. Truly exceptional people do not need constant confirmation of what great little Special Olympians they are.

And you are one of the “Truly Exceptional People,” I trust? Of course you are. Definitely a superior-intellect at work, shredding the hypocrisy, greed and shallow ambitions of funny-sounding females who don’t know their place. Referring to them as Special Olympians, to mock the stubborn, irrational refusal to abort a handicapped-child.

You know what made Blogmoc & DoD great? Guys like Cato weren’t here. People like him are still part of the hive, whether they’ll admit it or not.

Despite this facade, Cato doesn’t view Charles in a negative light. He view us in a negative light. He’s not here to mock CJ. He’s here to mock us, who he views as a conservative block. Remember, this is someone who was onboard that shipwreck until late 2010. He was a big part of what ruined LGF. So I say to you, Cato, sideways.

Charles wants a new gig :
See, it’s the self-on-the-back-patting “we’re God’s gift” aspect of the exceptionalism cult that always gets me snickering. Truly exceptional people do not need constant confirmation of what great little Special Olympians they are.

Partly agree. America _is_ exceptional, in a good way, but some of the mindless neanderthal chestbanging one sometimes encounter can get tiresome for a euroweenie like myself.

Like that one guy who told me that America was the greatest place on earth because you get to shoot people who trespass on your lawn.

Food Lion :
Misery loves company.
However, I don’t need misery’s company.
You know what made Blogmoc & DoD great? Guys like Cato weren’t here. People like him are still part of the hive, whether they’ll admit it or not.
Despite this facade, Cato doesn’t view Charles in a negative light. He view us in a negative light. He’s not here to mock CJ. He’s here to mock us, who he views as a conservative block. Remember, this is someone who was onboard that shipwreck until late 2010. He was a big part of what ruined LGF. So I say to you, Cato, sideways.

Whoever he is…he is a braindead liberal. Probadly waiting for his welfare check.

Bagua :
Right! Let’s prove how different we are from the LGF echo chamber by harassing those with divergent views.
Let’s prove how much we object to LGF using peoples’ real names by doing so ourselves!
Let’s show how much we disapprove of the nastiness and bullying on LGF by being nasty bullies ourselves.

Are you one of the republican strategist? You know..McCain style Hit me again boys so I can prove I’m open minded and above the noise. Slap me again. Didn’t and don’t work and I am not trying to prove a damm thing except that I won’t be still for this inane foolish crap continually about Sarah Palin. You ride point on yourself and keep your chastising to yourself. Thank you very much.

If my small words, works and deeds ofend you may I suggest the old stand by, just gaze on by, I’ll little miss you or any one objecting of my nasty words to nasty posters here or any where in the universe.

Notwithstanding Obama too wishes to hold my and others opinions from visibility and knowledge, just understand I for one do not give a BRA what anyone thinks, so enjoy the gaze work, k?