I hope the Mets win both games tonight. I also hope Matt Harvey has fun tonight cheering for the team he rooted for as a child. I just hope he remembers which team pays him. And he better not be wearing a Yankee cap in the stands.

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The Studious Metsimus Disclaimer!

Welcome to the Studious Metsimus Disclaimer! Why even bother putting a disclaimer here? Look how far down on the page it is. Are you even reading this?

Actually, I guess you are...

Well, since you're here, this page is owned and messed around with by Ed Leyro and Joey. The opinions presented here don't really matter so if you use them, you take full responsibility for the ridicule you will receive from people.

Also, four out of five dentists recommend Trident to their patients who chew gum. However, I think that's part of another disclaimer. As you can see, I have no experience writing disclaimers. If I could get Keith Hernandez to read this, I bet that would make it look much cooler.

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