Same Shit Different Day

No, me and my wife aren’t having a baby… yet. Though, this has been the common question always asked of newly married couples. “When are you having a baby?” I do remember though a conversation with Rick before when I told him I wanted a puppy, he said they’re just like having a kid, except they don’t get smarter… When I asked him on a later occurrence I wanted to have a baby… he said “they’re just like having a puppy, except they eventually learn to talk.

Also, people never say I’m getting a baby… nor do they say they’re having a puppy…