Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Construction bandit

Beware of this fella. He is armed and dangerous. Call the local authorities immediately if you spot him lurking around your house.

He's known to travel from Baltimore to parts out west. He's often seen carrying at least two weapons, most commonly a cordless nail gun and a cordless 18 volt drill. He'll show up on your doorstep and do all sorts of projects around your house that you haven't been able to do on your own.

Wait just a minute. On second thought, if he shows up at your house, kiss his feet and offer to feed him all the beer he can drink and hope he never leaves!