The Suspect reviews South Park: The Stick of Truth for the Xbox 360, the latest South Park game and easily the best licensed game he's played in a long time, despite its brevity. After all, how many other games feature killer Nazi fetuses and let you summon Jesus Christ to destroy your enemies?

It instantly became a cult classic on social media, and now there's not a single person on the Internet who hasn't talked about this movie. But since some people are still on the fence about watching it, what the hell, here's a review!

Sofie has decided to make March 2014 into Miyazaki March, where she reviews the films of acclaimed Japanese director Hayao Miyazaki, starting with his very first feature Lupin the III: The Castle of Cagliostro.

From the Jackula archives: Count Jackula reviews Deathbed, also known as Stuart Gordon Presents Deathbed, which has no relation to that other movie he reviewed called Deathbed, because this isn't about a bed that eats people, but rather a bed that possesses people. Watching this movie is essentially assisted suicide.

In New Gotham, metahumans are being killed by their own powers, and it turns out to be the work of a self-hating metahuman serial killer. This is the point where it all goes wrong, and we start to see Birds of Prey for what it really is: the worst.

The Fear Fan continues his look at the Friday the 13th franchise with Friday the 13th Part 2! Will Jason be successful on his hitchhiking holiday? Can the unspeakable love between a man and a shih tzu ever be fully understood? Does pretending to be someone's dead parents aid in their psychological health? All of these questions and more will be answered in this episode!

The Animated Heroine counts down the best and worst of the last year... finally! Just like last year's list, she alternates between the three best and the three worst animated films, and also looks at movies that might be strong contenders for this list in 2014!

From the Jackula archives: Count Jackula reviews the lost '70s cult film made famous by a Patton Oswalt routine, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats! It's about a bed, that eats people. But the weirdness doesn't stop there, because the bed also has mommy issues. Don't believe us? Then watch and learn.