Romanian Tongue-Twisters

De gospodarit ma gospodaresc, dar de desgospodarit nu ma pot desgospodari pentru ca desgospodarirea este paguboasa.Setting up house I set up house, but unsetting up house I can't unset up house, because unsetting up house is harmful.
(Thank you Denisa Dragusin)

Capra neagră-n piatră sare, piatra crapă-n patru, crapă capul caprei negre precum piatra crapă-n patru. Piatra crapă capul caprei în patru, cum a crăpat şi capra piatra-n patru.The chamois jumps on the stone, the stone splits in four, may the chamois' head split as the stone splits in four. The stone splits the chamois' head in four, as the chamois had split the stone in four too.

Capra calcă piatra. Piatra crapa-n patru. Crăpa-i-ar capul caprei cum a crapat piatra-n patru
. The goat walks on the stone. The stone breaks in four. I wish the goat's head would break, as did the stone in four.

S-a suit capra pe piatră şi a spart-o-n patru, de s-ar sparge capul caprei ca şi piatra-n patru.The goat climbed upon a stone, so that the stone broke in four pieces; May the goat's head break in four pieces as the stone broke in four.