So this morning I had my housemate’s kitten on my lap and my laptop on the legrest of the recliner while I played Fallout 4. It wasn’t a big issue; they’re still small enough they don’t press a lot of buttons. But when I looked down because the screen changed, it turns out this small little black cat has opened a new tab and come to this site. An hour later, he did the same thing, but this time he somehow opened up GameFaqs. I don’t go to GameFaqs…

If games I didn’t buy start showing up and sodas start disappearing, I’m sending him to you.