Friday, August 6, 2010

I don't know how to say this without it sounding like sour grapes (and realistically, that's probably what it is), but I feel pretty sure that if you were a confident, attractive teen, the rest of your life is kind of fucked, right? I dunno, maybe that's not true at all. Who knows. Cool teens with no acne and high self-esteem, holler at me.

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PartyPooped

7 comments:

cool teens with no acne and high self-esteem don't read blogs about other people's social faux pas. they are out doing cool stuff and driving around in convertibles and making lots of money and throwing bricks at dweebs and so forth.

Dude, these girls are only cool and attractive to you and me. To high school popular kids (jocks etc), they're the weirdos. Luckily, it was the social injustice they dealt with in middle school that gave them the fuck-all confidence they've got in this picture. But they're not going to an awesome drunken high school party. Nope, they're pre-gaming before heading to the midnight screening of rocky horror to hang with people they think understand their inner pain. but don't worry, they turn out just fine in the end. After graduating from Vassar, Wesleyan, NYU etc, they end up with an interesting job and a funny blog that makes fun of drunk people.