Toronado

(Tor-uh-NAW-doh) n. - 28 year-old hardcore streetwise Torontonian, tough-as-nails with a heart of gold. The Toronado is famous for easy-going, laid-back nature, sarcasm, and fondness for a good laugh (usually with the inclusion of fart subject matter).
Runs four Sugar Suites.
Unusual avatar allows for easy identification in comment fields, suites, and guestbook entries. Displays a peculiar tendency to liken a celebrity's certain unappealing physical traits to a weapon capable of bringing down Boeing 747s.