To hear this menu in Spanish, press 2.
If you would like breakfast, press 1. If you would like brunch, press 2. If you would like lunch, press 3. If you would like dinner, press 4. If you would like tapas, press 5. If you would like just a drink, press 6. If you would like a snack, press 7. To hear this menu again, press 0.
*beep*
You have selected breakfast. If this is correct, press 1. If not, press 2.
*beep*
To select an omlete, press 1. To select eggs, press 2. To select pancakes, press 3. To select waffles, press 4. To select cereal, press 5. To select bagels, press 6. To select fruits, press 7. To hear this menu again, press 0. To return to the previous menu, press 9.
*beep*
You have selected omlets. It this is correct, press 1. If not, press 2.
*beep*
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