Pokémon Bank Opens Shop in North America

The Poké financial crisis has come to an end, with the world now finally ready to invest in junk Poké bonds– Pokémon Bank is waiting for your cold, hard cash here in North America!

Analysts say that you can download the Pokémon storage app for your 3DS as of now, which gives you access to 100 boxes that can house 30 Pokémon each (and up to 3,000 online!). Those who enroll are treated to a free, 30-day trial, after which an annual fee of $4.99 must be paid in order to keep the account open. For the shrewd investor, enrolling in the Pokémon Bank before September 30 will result in being gifted a free Celebi. Start building that portfolio now, folks!

Anyone down to get their Pokémon out of that old mattress in the basement? Sound off below!