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Conspiracy Theorist Excuses for Losing the Midterms!

Every election cycle seems a little more beset by conspiracy theories, outrageous and unfounded accusations, and bizarre plots. They get weirder, and yet more normal at the same time.

The conspiracy theory community has mobilized to support Donald Trump and his fellow Republicans. And they’re going much further than anything that happened to John McCain in 2000, desperately trying to shore up their support with suburban white women by terrifying them into a thinking a rape caravan of ISIS invaders is (very slowly) making its way north to take their jobs, force them to drive electric cars, and treat refugees humanely.

But one day before the election, polling for the House of Representatives doesn’t look good, nor does it look good for Republicans to keep their death grip on state legislatures.

And if there’s one thing conspiracy theorists are good at, it’s making excuses for why the stuff they theorized didn’t come to pass.

So here are a few of the most prevalent excuses you’re likely to see on conspiracy theory social media if the election really does go the way it’s looking:

Voter Fraud – Overwhelmingly, this seems like the excuse that far right conspiracy theorists are going to use for why they lost. They actually DID win, but all those illegal votes (of whom nobody can prove the existence of) cost them everything.

No less than President Trump himself has already started laying the blame at the feet of ILLEGAL VOTING, which he’d previously blamed for losing the popular vote in 2016.

Law Enforcement has been strongly notified to watch closely for any ILLEGAL VOTING which may take place in Tuesday’s Election (or Early Voting). Anyone caught will be subject to the Maximum Criminal Penalties allowed by law. Thank you!

This is, of course, nonsense. There have been dozens of studies tracking votes cast by non-citizens, people pretending to be other people, and people voting multiple times.

And in every case, the numbers are infinitesimal.

A report by the non-partisan Brennan Center found that voter impersonation happens at rate of between 0.0003 percent and 0.0025 percent. A Washington Post study found just found 31 credible claims of voter fraud from 2000 to 2014 – representing more than 1 billion ballots cast. And two Arizona State studies found just ten claims of voter impersonation in the first decade of the 21st century.

TL;DR: While there’s significant evidence of voter suppression used to rig elections, there’s no evidence of rampant voter fraud. It’s just a lie used to justify the voter suppression. https://t.co/uFO1eNmI9j

This is an offshoot of those lunatic conspiracy theories that got blown massively out of proportion after two (yes, two) members of the New Black Panthers party were filmed outside a polling place in Philadelphia in 2008, one of them holding a club.

Of course, any voter intimidation is bad. But this case, which was dismissed by the DOJ, was seen correctly as political theater meant to cast the Obama administration as some kind of socialist radical gang.

As for the Antifa thing, is has almost no imprint outside QAnon social media, with believers reacting with everything from vows to grab their guns and patrol polling places to telling us not to worry about it, because God is in control.

It’s All Part of the Plan – If Republicans lose, expect a good number of conspiracy theorists to simply write it off as all part of the increasingly complex chain of events that has to take place for “The Storm” to be unleashed.

“Trust the Plan” is a big part of QAnon’s lexicon, essentially absolving believers of any critical thinking or questioning by saying that whatever happens is all part of the great scheme that Q is laying out.

This allows for disappointments, failed predictions, and inconvenient outcomes to be swept away as just more pages in the great script Q is writing. Hillary didn’t get arrested? Part of the plan! Trump cronies are getting picked off one by one by indictments? Trust the plan! Democrats took the House? Trust the plan!

Expect to see this A LOT in the days after a potential Democratic win. It’ll all be written off as part of whatever bigger picture Q and Trump are working on. Don’t worry, it’s all under control. There’s a plan. Trust it.

We do not need fake confirmation from the MSM.

We know the plan and we Trust the plan.

Do not let others tell you what to think or feel – develop this on your own.