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That's right I'm straight now. From this moment forward, it's gonna be a steady diet of boobs and dudes, dammit. I am not longer interest in men, I am only interest in mankind. From this moment forward it will be a steady diet will be chicks with d...ammit. I love guys. My favorite thing to touch is va-penis.

Max: Hello this is not a foursome, you guys are totally fifth wheeling me!Dave: C'mon man we're not fifth wheeling you, Joey Fatone.Brad: Yeah you're still part of the group Sporty Spice.Jane: You're our favorite character Roz from Frasier.