The very moment President Obama’s words about marijuana came out in the New Yorker, you just knew it would cause a round of high-fives in the pro-legalization crowd, finger-jabbing condemnation on the …

Nope. Or, at least, not as far as the Coast Guard is concerned. “It’s still illegal under federal law, and we handle it the same way as we always have,” said Mike Lutz, chief of Coast Guard’s District …