Thereâ€™s the real you â€“ your real life and your real thoughts. Then thereâ€™s the you that you show the world on the internet. They seem much more interesting, fun, well-rounded and intelligent â€“ precisely because youâ€™ve managed their PR that way. Everyone does it, and I mean everyone."

Not me. IRL I am respectable and PC. Hell, I'm so PC I even married a bloody American. Here on IAB I open my heart and let the world know my true feelings.