Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 5:02 pm

Thinks chickens are assholes

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pmPosts: 5863

I don't think I'll ever have sex again, I was out with friends last night and the specimens within my age group were O.O *shudders*

I did find myself attracted to one guy (first since splitting with my ex 6mths ago) but I'm so old I've lost the ability to tell people's ages so he could well have been 10 years younger, which wouldn't suit me. He did spend a lot of time looking in my direction but my eyes are so old I couldn't see if he was looking at me or one of the (many!) scantily clad young fillies around me. Every time I had to walk past him I just kept my head down, because apparently a 13yr relationship has rendered me incapable of social aptitude.

holyforkingchristall of a sudden i need to fuuuuck hahano really. i was sitting here minding my own business (browsing ppk ) then all of a sudden OMG LET'S fork and now i'm pissed off that my date was postponed>:[

HAhaha. It's been 3 years since my last "bff" but I don't even know where to start looking for one.

i got mine at a women-positive worker's co-op in toronto called "come as you are." i think you can order online from them...but i'm sure you can find a good store near you. or you could rummage through some cupboards/drawers/crispers in your room/bathroom/fridge. haha.