FIRST
WORLD IN DEEPENING
CRISIS!"written by Mr. AMERCAN TYCOON (found
on the internet)

This
is an appeal to third world citizens everywhere.
Even as you read
this, corporate executives all over the world are
having to cope with an
ever-increasing crisis. The corporations need to
produce more profit
every year, otherwise they will be fired by the
stockholders and not make those cushy 140 million
buck annual salaries. Working via western
governments
and aid agencies, we have so far managed to stave off
this crisis, by building
large infrastructure projects like dams, in the third
world. More recently
we are moving into Eastern Europe too, so you can see
we are getting desperate.

HOW YOU CAN HELP

We realize that
you don't have much money or food, or land to grow
it
or
water,
(we made sure of that), but we have lots of that
already. What we need
from you is your land,
so that we
can build things on it. Mines, Oil wells, Roads,
Ports, office buildings.
This small sacrifice could make a big difference to
the lives of thousands
of over-stressed executives and shareholders around
the world, and could
prevent a recurrence of the mass suicides seen
during the financial crashes
both those in 1929 but the unknown ones in the
seventies and eighties.
And it will prevent CEO's doing the ole ENRON
GAMBIT too nakedly and getting 24
yrs in the slammer! (Though KEN
LAY just disappeared, never did a day of
jail time.)

HOW IT WORKS

FLATTEN YOUR HOME.
It's CRAP ANYWAY. Every little bit helps, so even
if you only have a
tiny smallholding, you can still be part of the
solution!
One way it works is we just bulldoze your
home. Most of you congregated
about the edges of the city in HOOVER VILLE albeit
with little 2bdrm ranch homes, you basically are
squatting, anyway. According to UN-Habitat,
the Nairobi-based agency that concerns itself
with the urban environment,
hundreds of millions of the world's poor are
technically illegal
squatters living in slum communities like those
in Harare, Zimbabwe,
and thusly are liable to be moved on by private
landowners or by governments.
Which MUGABE has been doing there. In the past
five years, slum clearance
programs have forced more than 150,000 people out
of their homes
in Delhi; 300,000 people were evicted to make way
for Olympic sites in Beijing; 100,000 were moved on
in Jakarta; 250,000 were forced out
of dam sites in India; and as many as a million in
Lagos and Port Harcourt
in Nigeria. There are many more. WAIT TIL YOU SEE
how we TOOK APART RIO!

POOR PEOPLE
DON'T TALK! It's always like that. Those who
like to call themselves
"the international community" say nothing about
these mass evictions and
the world's press has been mostly silent. And the
poor who are evicted? They're carrying suitcases
full of rags up into the hills like fleeing rats and
reports cannot even find them. For the World
Bank to condemn
the Zimbabwean evictions was particularly rich.
According to its own calculations,
the bank has funded projects that have required the
eviction of at
least 10 million people.

Many political
activists in both the west and the third world say
that
these big infrastructure projects are useless. This
is not true.
We need dams so we can irrigate the fields of our
big agribusinesses which
have moved there. We need to build roads going to
the dams. We need roads
from the fields to the airports so that food can be
shipped to the first
world. And roads so we can make super quarries and
mines to get the road-building
materials. We need super-quarries so we can build
roads to the super-quarries,
and open up forests to timber extraction. We need
timber extraction so
we can build logging roads, and we need logging
roads so we can open up
remote areas to make way for the bigger roads we
need to build dams and
haul the logs to the airport to fly them to us in
the first world. And
collaterally make deserts of third world countries
as ancient man did to
the Sahara..

We realise this
is all a bit complicated for a bunch of ignorant
darkies
to understand, so to help you we have devised a plan
called 'forced relocation',
in which you get to move without having to worry
about all the details.

COMING SOON TO A VILLAGE NEAR
YOU

Yes, forced
relocation is probably happening near you already.
If not,
don't worry, it will soon. But why wait? You can get
involved right now,
by moving in with some people about to be relocated,
and joining in with
their customary 'protest'.

Then we get to
move you now, thus saving us the bother later. If
you
don't know the address of your nearest forced
re-location, our friends
the WWF (World Wide Fund for Nature) will probably
be able to help, as
they are usually overseeing the set up of our
greenwash 'nature reserves'
in the areas, and may even be re-locating
tribes-people from a reserve.

Watch out for
people planning serious insurrection or revolution
though.
They could jeopardise the whole first
world aid project, so report them to your local
government or compliant
NGO office immediately.

THANK YOU IN
ANTICIPATION I sign myself, 'getting
too damn near
poor for one who's been fat and rich too long"

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