Today we looked at the alleged secret sex life of John Travolta, causing many of you commenters to make silly jokes and be generally ribald. Luckily one commenter took this matter deeply seriously. Observe their grave words.

I like big dicks and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a man walks in with a deep dark taste
And a huge thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that dick was stuffed
Deep in the jeans he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get wit ya
Don't take my picture
My 'tologists tried to warn me
But that dick you got
Make Me so horny
Ooh, pump of those men
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me and tell me how you loved my movie