In the weeks since Paris Hilton has begun dating Doug Reinhardt — you know, too-boring-for-the-show Doug from “The Hills” — they have traveled the world, sucked face for the cameras and generally fallen in like. But now Doug has gone and found Paris’ p-spot. He bought her a puppy! Why, what were you thinking?

“It’s the cutest dog I’ve ever seen in my life,” Paris said. “We were in Tokyo and in a pet store and we saw it and I fell in love.” But according to the new mom her other dogs are more than a little jealous of her newest purchase. “Marilyn [her Pomeranian] is very jealous. When I’m not there, she’s all over him, but as soon as I’m there, then she’s like, ‘Mom, I’m the number one.'”