Monday, September 10, 2007

Really, God must like me because the fine people over at Doritos now have two (count em TWO) different flavored chips in ONE bag. And they came out with this fine product right at the beginning of football season.

And since God knows that I am watching my Cholesterol, he made sure the nutrition label looks like this.

Do you see that? Zero Cholesterol.*

The only thing that God and the fine people at Doritos could do to beat this, would be to come out with Chocolate and Bacon flavored chips. **

*-Yes I know that there is some cockamamy formula that fat and saturated fat magically turn into Cholesterol, but I am not buying it.

Oh thank gawd football season is here!!!! And at our house? All four of the teams we love won their openers. Now, onto tonight's double header!! ***cue the theme music for Monday night football*** Dunh-dunh-duhn DUHN..... bring on the chips and salsa.

Wow, God really likes you! Think there is any way you could talk to him about chocolate you can eat all you want of, tastes heavenly but will not add one ounce of weight to your body at all. Just a little favor, please? :)

Never thought of Bacon and Chocolate, but the original Dorito teamed up with a PB sandwich and chocolate milk is my all time favorite! So is the Dorito/butterfinger combo. So I'd go for a 3 flavor bag of peanut butter/chocolate/nacho cheese.