HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS

THIS IS THE THIRD FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT’S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND ALED LEWIS (AKA FATHEED) IT’S CALLED, “HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS.”

THIS DESIGN CAME ABOUT A WHILE BACK WHEN I WAS OUT DRINKIN’ BEERS WITH MY BRO, KENNY. I REMEMBER SAYIN’, “KENNY BRO, THERE’S NO CREATURE ON EARTH MORE AWESOME THAN WOLFS.” KENNY WAS ALL, “WHAT ABOUT HOT ASIAN CHICKS?” I PAUSED FOR A SEC AND LOOKED AT KENNY. I WAS ALL, “ I STAND CORRECTED, BRO.” AT THAT MOMENT I REALIZED THAT A T-SHIRT WITH HOT FUCKIN’ASIAN CHICKS RIDIN’ ON THE BACKS OF WOLFS WOULD BE THE MOST BADASS THING THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. ALLS I NEEDED WAS A KILLER DESIGNER TO FLESH IT OUT.

BROS, I COULD WRITE A FUCKIN’ NOVEL ABOUT HOW SOLID OF AN ARTIST FATHEED IS, BUT I DON’T NEED TO. THAT’S ‘CAUSE HIS WORK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND FOR ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS THIS DUDE HAS GOTTEN AT THREADLESS, YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW IT BY TALKIN’ TO HIM. FATHEED IS TOTALLY DOWN TO EARTH AND HE’S JUST A SOLID PERSON ALL AROUND. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’ BROS… IT WAS A TRUE FUCKIN’ HONOR TO WORK WITH THIS DUDE. SO CHECK IT OUT… IF YOU LOVE THE ARTWORK IN THIS DESIGN, JUST REMEMBER THE NAME ALED LEWIS. HE DESIGNED EVERY SQUARE FUCKIN’ INCH OF BADASSNESS THAT YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT RIGHT NOW. CHECK OUT HIS FUCKIN’ WEBSITE, BROS… ALEDLEWIS.COM

WE BOTH WANT TO THANK PRISCILLA (AKA VALORANDVELLUM) FOR BEING OUR MODEL. SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKIN’ HOT, BROS! BY THE WAY, THAT SAMURAI SWORD AIN’T PHOTOHOUSED. IT’S THE REAL DEAL. ALSO, WE WANT TO THANK OUR BRO PHIL FOR HELPING US WITH THE FLASH PRESENTATION. HE DID A SOLID JOB WITH IT. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I WANT TO THANK MY BRO, KENNY FONSECA FOR ALWAYS BEIN’ THERE TO DRINK PBRS WITH ME.

FINALLY, I AIN’T GONNA BE GIVIN’ OUT SOUVENIR SCORTCHES LIKE LAST TIME. IF YOU’RE GONNA LEAVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS YOU BETTER REALLY MEAN WHAT YOU SAY AND BE ABLE TO BACK YOURSELF UP. REMEMBER, IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME AS A PERSON, AND THAT’S YOUR REASON FOR GIVIN’ THIS A LOW SCORE, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

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THIS IS THE THIRD FIRESTORM DESIGN. IT’S A COLLABORATION BETWEEN ME AND ALED LEWIS (AKA FATHEED) IT’S CALLED, “HOT ASIAN CHICKS ON WOLFS.”

THIS DESIGN CAME ABOUT A WHILE BACK WHEN I WAS OUT DRINKIN’ BEERS WITH MY BRO, KENNY. I REMEMBER SAYIN’, “KENNY BRO, THERE’S NO CREATURE ON EARTH MORE AWESOME THAN WOLFS.” KENNY WAS ALL, “WHAT ABOUT HOT ASIAN CHICKS?” I PAUSED FOR A SEC AND LOOKED AT KENNY. I WAS ALL, “ I STAND CORRECTED, BRO.” AT THAT MOMENT I REALIZED THAT A T-SHIRT WITH HOT FUCKIN’ASIAN CHICKS RIDIN’ ON THE BACKS OF WOLFS WOULD BE THE MOST BADASS THING THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. ALLS I NEEDED WAS A KILLER DESIGNER TO FLESH IT OUT.

BROS, I COULD WRITE A FUCKIN’ NOVEL ABOUT HOW SOLID OF AN ARTIST FATHEED IS, BUT I DON’T NEED TO. THAT’S ‘CAUSE HIS WORK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. AND FOR ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS THIS DUDE HAS GOTTEN AT THREADLESS, YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW IT BY TALKIN’ TO HIM. FATHEED IS TOTALLY DOWN TO EARTH AND HE’S JUST A SOLID PERSON ALL AROUND. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’ BROS… IT WAS A TRUE FUCKIN’ HONOR TO WORK WITH THIS DUDE. SO CHECK IT OUT… IF YOU LOVE THE ARTWORK IN THIS DESIGN, JUST REMEMBER THE NAME ALED LEWIS. HE DESIGNED EVERY SQUARE FUCKIN’ INCH OF BADASSNESS THAT YOU’RE LOOKIN’ AT RIGHT NOW. CHECK OUT HIS FUCKIN’ WEBSITE, BROS… ALEDLEWIS.COM

WE BOTH WANT TO THANK PRISCILLA (AKA VALORANDVELLUM) FOR BEING OUR MODEL. SHE’S TOTALLY FUCKIN’ HOT, BROS! BY THE WAY, THAT SAMURAI SWORD AIN’T PHOTOHOUSED. IT’S THE REAL DEAL. ALSO, WE WANT TO THANK OUR BRO PHIL FOR HELPING US WITH THE FLASH PRESENTATION. HE DID A SOLID JOB WITH IT. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I WANT TO THANK MY BRO, KENNY FONSECA FOR ALWAYS BEIN’ THERE TO DRINK PBRS WITH ME.

FINALLY, I AIN’T GONNA BE GIVIN’ OUT SOUVENIR SCORTCHES LIKE LAST TIME. IF YOU’RE GONNA LEAVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS YOU BETTER REALLY MEAN WHAT YOU SAY AND BE ABLE TO BACK YOURSELF UP. REMEMBER, IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME AS A PERSON, AND THAT’S YOUR REASON FOR GIVIN’ THIS A LOW SCORE, THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF.

This is pretty fucking sweet! I was trying to decide what I liked best about it which was hard cos there’s a lot to love but I think the chic riding backwards wile shooting doves with a flame thrower is the winner. 5