Sorry I Had Sex on Your Bed: And Other Tearout Apologies for Your Awkward Screwups

Everyone has those moments when they know they're about to fuck up, but
instead of doing the right thing, they go ahead and leave a pile of
dirty dishes in the sink, drink the last drop of milk, or, yes, even have sex
in their roommate's bed.

Sure, it was satisfying at the time, but now they’re stuck owing an apology. But why say
sorry face to face when a cheeky, passive-aggressive card will get the
job done just fine?