I am the Glorious Empress, Enslaver of Humanity, but my friends call me Emmy. I'm a New York City dog with a human pet called Wendy. Her tricks include tummy rubs, finding and serving food, and transcribing my blog - just to name a few. I moonlight as a detective, and I have a few associates. But really, my primary goal is to capture the hearts of all humans so that they will serve me!