With black ink on my hands from the print edition, knowning my pc keyboard hates it when I subject it to black print ink on my fingers, I can attest to the best of my knowledge and belief that the webmaster of this site is awake and, therefore, at this moment, hopefully not deceased. Anon-O-Bob may call the webmaster "her" but in his more lucid moments Bob knew that the webmaster of this site is not a her. Please fellow Spencerblogers: Send your deepest sympathies to Bob on the loss of his mind.

Thanks for the clarification, Anonymous. I was confused by Rdub's post suggesting that someone should check up on whether he or her is dead (Rdub referring gramatically to the webmaster of this site). But I'm surprised that after all the time you've been posting that you don't know that Gil Spencer's name has only one "l". Maybe the next time you walk by a mirror you can look at it and call yourself a dumb ass.