Instead, we should all know about the hard pointy places on our own bodies which can be used with force against potential assailants 'soft, hurty places -- like eyes, throat, temples and yes ... gonads.

I love your work, Mr. Kripke, but if you have such a problem with your fans, here's an idea: stop reading what they have to say, have someone do it for you and leave out the potentionally soul-hurty parts in their reports.