Last night, the Metropolitan Museum of Art and Vogue threw the annual spring gala, celebrating the Costume Institute's exhibition, "PUNK: Chaos to Couture." It was a fashion freakshow, complete with crazy couture, deranged hair and mad makeup. If you're ready to see celebrities go over the fucking top, you've come to the right place.

Let's just get this out of the way: Kim and Kanye were there. Her dress is fine. Does it have matching gloves or is it just a giant onesie? No matter. Not great, but springy and flattering. The planet will continue to spin. Just breathe.

So even though the show is punk, it wasn't actually a requirement to dress like Sid Vicious. While some folks scrambled to find studded shit, Anna Wintour and daughter Bee just went for elegant New York spring gala. Snicker.

Some people managed to combine light, fresh spring looks with punk. Rooney Mara, for instance.

One of my favorites of the night: Witchy fringe on Florence Welch like Siouxsie Sioux goes to the Oscars.

Carey Mulligan: Simple, perfect, simply perfect.

Looking absolutely sublime: Taylor Swift in J. Mendel.

Kudos to Nina Dobrev for figuring out how to stand out instead of blending in, while looking comfortable and gorgeous.

Of course, the queen of the night — with a perfectly-timed entrance (late) so that she had the red carpet to herself — was Beyoncé. Maybe it's not the best dress (Givenchy, tyvm), or the most flattering, or even punk. But it does make you go WELL DAMN. IT'S OVER. SHUT IT DOWN.