The Grocery Getter Grand Prix, presented by Oppositelock Premium®

You’d have the BMW X5M, the Mercedes-AMG G65, the Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT, the Range Rover Supercharged, and maybe even the Nissan Juke Nismo with a mandated AWD/RWD swap (no Escalade because it’s not competitive enough and no Urus because it’s too good) racing around road courses - primarily street courses like Prague, Bernese Alps, and Long Beach - to simulate racing to the grocery store. It could top out around B|550, but this series would be heavily dependent on one’s tuning ability, especially suspension tuning, and that would make it pretty interesting (as if 5000-pound SUVs with more than 550 horsepower hurtling around a racetrack aren’t interesting enough). So, there you have it. Oh, by the way, I don’t actually have Sixza or an XBOne, so I’m just dreaming here. But hey, make it happen, people.