The earlier post, which apparently prompted more than one call to Wings Over Happy Valley, said the establishment would be closing at 5 p.m. every day. This was likely a jab at the negative responses to its new limited nighttime hours. While I understand the outrage since the new hours (to be re-evaluated next December) have impacted my life in ways I’m not proud to admit — and chicken wings are nothing to joke about — people apparently missed the memo at the bottom of the April Fools tweet that said the 5 p.m. close was an April Fools joke.

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