Owner and purveyor of a used car lot, and employer of Victor. Malfunctioning Eddie likely gets his name from his tendency to malfunction, often in the form of bodily explosions. He eventually had to be committed for treatment due to the neuroses he was developing between anxiety and exploding. With the help of medication he has been shown capable of witholding his explosions, though it's possible he may still malfunction, given the nature of his frayed-wire appearance. It's unclear exactly what the nature and extent of his relationship with Victor is, and the two share an intimacy at times that suggests the presence of robosexuality, however this is purely speculation.