An Englishman, an American and an Australian were caught by cannibals in a hostile country. The cannibals said to the Englishman "We will boil you, eat you and make your skin into a canoe! Any last requests?" The Englishman asked for a knife so he could kill himself quickly rather than be boiled alive.

The cannibals said to the American "We will boil you, eat you and make your skin into a canoe! Any last requests?" The American also asked for a knife so he could kill himself quickly rather than be boiled alive.

The cannibals said to the Australian "We will boil you, eat you and make your skin into a canoe! Any last requests?" The Australian asked for a fork. Confused, but curious, the cannibals complied. The Australian started stabbing himself with the fork and screamed "Your not making any F'n canoe out of me!!"

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With the cooler weather upon us, here is a collection of easy winter inspired cut, sew, knit crafts that you can do with the kids. There are glove monsters, no-sew scarfs, and sock snowmen. Winter is a great time to get crafting.

Fidgets and other sensory hand held toys are a great way to encourage attention and concentration. We all love to rock on a chair and click our pens or chew gum to stay alert and attentive, so why not let children have functional and socially acceptable fidgets too, to help them learn and keep them focused on learning.