So, I was looking at Magnus Chase reviews, and I was struck by one reader-review: "CHAPTER TITLES ARE BACK!"

For those who don't read Percy Jackson, the first series featured absolutely absurd, often funny, always sarcastic chapter titles, while the second series just titled each chapter by the name of the POV character. The new books have gone back to the original idea.

Anyway, I love the chapter titles, but I haven't tried it before. I don't plan on going into PJO fanfic (I have done enough fandoms, I think), but I thought it would be fun to try my hand at the chapter titles, by titling the series LEAST in tone like PJO. So, here are titles for the chapters of the Hunger Games books, Percy Jackson-style. Just because I felt like it.

The Hunger GamesChapter 1: My Sister Wins A Fabulous DeathChapter 2: Haymitch Abernathy Takes A DiveChapter 3: I Wreck An Expensive TableclothChapter 4: I Acquaint Myself With DandelionsChapter 5: My Stylist Burns Me AliveChapter 6: My Servant (Probably) Wants Me DeadChapter 7: Peeta and I Win Friends and Alienate PeopleChapter 8: Effie Almost Takes A StandChapter 9: Peeta Drops a BombChapter 10: A Bird Accompanies Me To Certain DeathChapter 11: I Run For ItChapter 12: I Am the Proud Discoverer of MudChapter 13: I Make Contact With a Large PossumChapter 14: I Unleash the Golden Bees of DeathChapter 15: My New Ally Spits On MeChapter 16: I Play William Tell With LandminesChapter 17: Cato Throws A TantrumChapter 18: I Plant Some Very Dangerous FlowersChapter 19: Peeta Takes A Really Long BathChapter 20: I Poison My One True LoveChapter 21: Luckily, Clove Talks Too MuchChapter 22: Peeta Is Afraid Of GrassChapter 23: We Annoy Our Escort. And Our Mentor. And Each Other.Chapter 24: I Sing To BirdsChapter 25: We Play Chicken With The GodsChapter 26: Haymitch Is As Cheerful As EverChapter 27: Peeta and I Have a Movie Date with the Whole CountryCatching FireChapter 1: Haymitch and I Try To Kill Each OtherChapter 2: President Snow Catches Up On My Love LifeChapter 3: I Am Stunned At My Own TalentChapter 4: Peeta Flubs His LinesChapter 5: We Scandalize Effie TrinketChapter 6: The Head Gamemaker Flips Me The BirdChapter 7: Gale Loses A Pair of GlovesChapter 8: Madge Pays Us Back for StrawberriesChapter 9: Everyone Else Plans My WeddingChapter 10: I Have Tea With Runaway PeacekeepersChapter 11: Prim's Goat Saves The DayChapter 12: I Watch My Future On TelevisionChapter 13: Haymitch Gives Me A DrinkChapter 14: We Eavesdrop On Our MentorChapter 15: Naked Victors Invade My Personal SpaceChapter 16: I Decide To Hang A GamemakerChapter 17: My Wedding Dress Goes Up In SmokeChapter 18: I Find Out That I'm Married and PregnantChapter 19: Haymitch Gives Away His JewelryChapter 20: Finnick Kisses My Fake HusbandChapter 21: The Gamemakers REALLY Want us DeadChapter 22: Wiress Keeps Track of TimeChapter 23: We Go For A SpinChapter 24: I Get Peeta To Stop TalkingChapter 25: No One Understands Beetee's PlanChapter 26: We Run Out Of TimeChapter 27: Haymitch and I Try To Kill Each Other (Again)MockingjayChapter 1: Buttercup Welcomes Me To District TwelveChapter 2: Peeta Builds A House of CardsChapter 3: I Blackmail The PresidentChapter 4: Gale Has Something Against BeauticiansChapter 5: I Discover That I Can't ActChapter 6: Finnick Forgets That He's Not Wearing PantsChapter 7: I Get Haymitch Out of My EarChapter 8: I Become A National CrazeChapter 9: I Teach Birds To SingChapter 10: Primrose Thinks BigChapter 11: Finnick and I Tie the KnotChapter 12: Peeta Greets Me With Great EnthusiasmChapter 13: Delly Cartwright Is Our Secret WeaponChapter 14: Gale Goes HuntingChapter 15: I'm Pretty Sure I Die HereChapter 16: Peeta Bakes A CakeChapter 17: I Get A Roommate, And She Mostly Stays DressedChapter 18: I Shoot At Empty BuildingsChapter 19: Peeta Plays A New GameChapter 20: We're Chased By A Giant Tar MonsterChapter 21: Pollux Becomes Our MVPChapter 22: Have I Mentioned How Much I Hate Roses?Chapter 23: We Get Furry Underwear From A Cat LadyChapter 24: The Capitol Blows UpChapter 25: I Stumble Onto The TruthChapter 26: I Flip A Coin Chapter 27: I Really Let Myself GoEpilogue: My Children Get A Happy Ending