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I remember reading a YM (I'm old) with some chick freaking out about how she thought she was pregnant because she got fucked in the belly button without a condom. I remember just wondering how fucking deep is your bellybutton, or how small is your boyfriend's penis???

It's true though. Also, don't believe all of that splinter propaganda you may have recently read that was published by our dear friends over at PENCORP, pencils remain the most trusted and safe writing utensil by the public, and shall remain so through the 21st century. Here, have a free eraser.

Well, if your pencils are so damn good, how come u hand out erasers like candy?
Perhaps you should make the charcoal so that it can only be removed by a special "eraser-pencil" that is sold by you.
Also, if you allow (read: make) all customers register their pencils online before use, you could combat people sharing pencils.
But please remember that charcoal has an expiration date. If it is not used up before 5 months after it was bought and registered, the pencil should have to have its charcoal replaced.

Huh, now I kinda wonder what the actual legal situation for memes is, especially ones based on owned content. Obviously the ones that have been out there for a while must be fair game by now, but what about when someone creates a new meme?

The articles are like a guide to the teenage girl's mind, but we're too fucking stupid to look past the uninspiring front page. Like most teenage guys, I just dismissed the whole thing as "gay" without a second thought.

I bought a lot of these "teen magazines". In my country the best seller among these is "Bravo" and it is aimed at teens roughly from age 13-17. There are a lot of articles about the girly stuff, nowadays of course Justin Bieber and the like. But the gender gap isn't that great between the sexes. Roughly 40-45 percent of the customers are male teens. And this is because of the segment called "Dr. Sommer". There they talk about male and female bodies, sex. But the best part was the so called "Body Check". There were always pictures of nude males and females in it. Like here. These weren't pictures of ridicoulous good looking models, more like "normal" good looking people. The goal was of course to show the teenagers how the nude body looks like. To see for your own gender that you are not a freak, and to learn more about the foreign other gender. Of course the magazine was popular amongst teenage boys, because of pics of naked chicks. Today it may be different because of the internet, but in my teens this magazine was great. Needless to say I wacked to it quite some time. And I also learned something in the Dr. Sommer articles about some sex and girl stuff after the wacking.

I just googled it to find their website. Here it is. It's quite a sight. To the right are links to articles about Rihanna, Katy Perry and Justin Bieber. While in the center are two young nude people in a sex position.

There's this couple and they've been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel."

She said, "No, I'm saving myself for marriage."

They went back and forth. He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."

She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."

So he puts his hand down her panties and takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"

He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the tip, no more,and we'll stop after that."

She finally gives in, "Okay, but just the tip, no more, and that's all."

He says okay and pulls down her panties and puts the tip in... he's so hot and ready that he can't control himself shoves it the whole way in and starts going to town... she meanwhile is moaning and groaning and shouts, "OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT THE WHOLE WAY IN!"

Haha. Maybe it's one of those scenarios where he is an asshole, but assholes still get young, hormone-filled girls. Or maybe it is a love-hate relationship where he hated him, but really likes his pens and fingers. :/

My friend and I used to regularly write in to these columns with the most outlandish and ridiculous questions when we were like 14. I'm pretty sure it was a regular pastime for teenage girls. Glad to know the tradition is still alive.

A couple of months back, I went on a camping trip. I was sharing a tent with Jimmy, and he must have been having a pretty good dream because his penis was hard. I'm 14 years old but have been masturbating for years now and wanted to know what a real penis felt like inside me. I slipped off his boxers and started to have sex with him. I didnt know what I was doing and didnt realize that he finished inside me until it was too late. When he started to stir, i crawled right back under the blanket and pretended to be asleep. i don't think he realized what really happened.

Now I just realized I'm pregnant. Should I tell my brother I'm pregnant with his kid? What do i tell the rest of my family? My cousin is going to be so disappointed....."

I was on a camping trip one time and woke up to find my sister screwing me. I didn't want to scare her so I pretended to be asleep for the whole thing. It felt so good that I didn't even think about pulling out.

That was two months ago. I saw the test results from her doctor and it says shes 3 months pregnant. Do you think I should tell her that I've been secretly screwing her in her sleep for months or should I just let her figure it out on her own?

I've been seeing this guy for about year now. We've fallen in love and it's great. Until recently he wasn't ready to have sex. Last week he finally said he was ready. When I pulled off his pants I saw he had a vagina. I really love him but I also want a man with a penis so I don't have to use dildos anymore. What should I do?"

You may have not realized this in the year you've been together, but you are a lesbian. You can solve the penis-predicament by going to a fetish shop. There will be plenty of helpful attendants there who can show you how to use a strap on, sybian or male prostitute.

While this may seem like appropriate revenge, properly mounting and disguising razor blades is extremely difficult. I more appropriate course of action would be to slip some rat poison into their lunch drinks.

This guy I really hate sits next to me in class and he bullies me, hitting me, pulling my hair, and now he's putting his penis in my butt! It's so rude, but I don't want him to stop. Should I tell the teacher? He's doing it literally as I write this.

Dear Boys Life,
I sit by this girl in class who clearly hates me, however, she lets me fulfill my artistic dream of doing a pen drawing inside her vagina. When I accomplished that I also started doing finger paintings. My problem is that now she seems to be enjoying it and that's just weird to me. What should I do?