"Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet… but man (laughs). So to answer your question, I don't know." – Homer Simpson, "A Fish Called Selma"

Bad Karma

Hershey’s decides to release a S’mores candybar the same week Jenn and I start the South Beach Diet. It’s been staring at me from the breakroom vending machine for 5 days. I hate that sweet treat. Damn it and all it’s sugary carbohydrates!