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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."

"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."