Thursday, May 19, 2011

According to Shanghaiist, the CEO of a housekeeping company has become certified to massage women's breasts. Xia Jun had to go through three months of intensive breast fondling training on interns before paying for his license to fondle women for pay. It is expected that Mr. Xia will provide all female employees with pre- and post-meeting breast massages.

Chairman Mao is confident that Mr. Xia's expertise in breast fondling will make everyone at his company more happier. It is expected to improve morale in his company and reduce the number of mistresses employed by executives. It will improve his female employee attractiveness more than the glorious Chinese invention of the Boob Clamp!