ugh that sucks. I will come visit you and speak loudly in FRENCH. And you won't know what I'm saying any more than the annoying people next to you but you will think it's funny.Wait. You shouldn't laugh. It will hurt. I'll come see you though.

Oooooh! There is nothing worse than being held hostage anyplace without a sigarette! I feel your pain! I wish I could help you out with the Spanish, but the only things I know are " la cuenta por favor!" ("Check, please!") and "Mas Cafe!" ("more coffee"). Oh, and "banios?" ("bathroom?")

Holy hell! Hope you feel better and get really, really good drugs. That's my fave part about surgery, but I'm almost out of parts they can remove that I can live without.

When the people are speaking loudly in Spanish, just start hollering, "NO MOLESTE!!" I don't really know what it means, but my bff told me to do that in Mexico and the men bothering me laughed, but they also looked a little terrified and ran away! Maybe they'll run away, too.

Jennifer Juniper

I'm a moderately insane, blissfully happy 29 year old woman. I'm married to the love of my life and I have two gorgeous children who know that their mother is just a little crazy and I think they like it that way.

Seriously?? Bean??

You won't find any real names in this blog - I think it's horribly unfair of me to talk about my friends and family without their knowledge AND use their actual names..

I'm hoping that you already caught on to that, I mean really, did you think I'd marry someone named Bean??