Tööbz

Tööbz are a section of superlatives. They are the funkiest, most fit, most blasphemous, cuddliest, most bacon-eating, most vegetarian, best section.

Oh yeah. And they also play the biggest, lowest, most awesome instrument, while rocking out harder than anyone else.As a result, any unsuspecting youths who join the Tööbz will be formed into strong young lowbrass players with chops of stainless steel and a penchant for eating bacon and avocadoes, hailing seitan, and blaspheming all living gods*, via the following experiences: