From the infamous Over the Line beach baseball tournament in San Diego:
What's Our Team Name
Easy, Easier, Easiest
Two Studs and our Gay Friend Rick
Substantial Penalty For Early Withdrawal
Thank Your Wife for Last Night
Guilty Cats in Denial
The Full-Breasted Fish Frickers
We Could, But We Won't
It's Not Pretty Being Easy
On Top of Old Fogey

And from Jack Page of Quesnel, BC Canada:
The Stepdads ("Because we beat you and you hate us.")