The Monty Python Coconut Horse Sound-Effect for Your Bike

It could be the practicality, the enormous equine price-tag, or the poop. Whatever the reason is, the bike has replaced the horse as our trusty steeds.

But while the streets may smell better, they lack that wonderful CLOMP-CLOMP-CLOMP—unless you live near Central Park. Of course, for every non-existent problem there's an ingenious solution that blows our minds, and Trotify is that solution.