Special
Notes:Ok, we missed June. New stuff is
on the way. Its just got to be good enough, and its not fully cooked
quite yet. Repeats continue for a couple more weeks- then the Terror
War continues for a little while. Pickman's camera will be live, guaranteed,
before the end of July. Meanwhile- check out Mitch
Waxman's photos at flickr to see the birthplace of zeus.

A prophecy:
Amity Steinway will enter the deep earth, fight alongside the king of
men, and free the hooded wizard.
Expedition 13 will attack the Persians and loose an ancient curse onto
the modern world.
A man with one arm and no country will pry open the pages of the
dreaded necronomicon and use it to shatter the iron walls of dhul
qarayn.
In the pacific, a blue witch will declare war against that which
riseth from the deep. She will fight not for mankind, but at the
orders of the increasingly indignant lords of hell.

This
is one of the things old Mitch has been working on in the interregnum.
Mitch
calls this "a deep one at Newtown Creek". PICKMAN's CAMERA
will be available soon. and... scroll down for more coolness.

Sunday (april 15) was the seventh anniversary
of this website's inception. Its time for a redesign, so please forgive
the overgrown column of text you’re reading.

So, Mitch got kind of sick and... well read the true
story strip he did from his hospital bed. Back to work, but still
running at 50%,
Ole Mitch promises new updates of the Terror War as soon as he can.
Knowing Mitch, should be soon.

Thanks
for reading "By the Numbers".
We'll be revisiting that storyline in a few months. Find out
what the feck happened
to Claverack
Hillsdale
and watch as we try to keep Amity Steinway from dying. Details
to come at a later date, but its already drawn. Yup, Mitch
is giving 3D a rest
for
a while,
and will be drawing the strip with his own little hands.
Also, we'll be "indexing" by the numbers for those
who want to go back and reread by section.

Our
new comic just arrived at comixpress, by the way, which is the
reason why we've been so sketchy in updates lately. We'll have
a full preview ready soon, but check out "Tales of the Golden
Horde" here.

2006
will see major stuff happen here at weirdass. The return of Kastanet,
Yoh, the Hordemen, 3 mekka, and the automated amazon RoboGrrl
are all scheduled to grace our page again. Seems there's something
weird happening on Shattered Tamiat.

Welcome
to Weirdass.net. The Terror War, our
daily comic strip whose current
installment is displayed above, is written
by Ancram Hudson, with art by Mitch
Waxman. For the beginning of By the Numbers- click
here.For the last few installments-Click
here or the "previous" tab above

Check
out these web optimized versions of Weirdass Movies for
The Sony PSP. (quicktime as
well as bandwidth required). We think these kick some butt, and
any long time weirdass fan will get a real buzz off of the Cybernomicon.
Story of Phil fan? Click
here. Like them Mechanoplasts? Clickem
here, Pilgrim. Our new Sony
PSP section can be accessed here..

Mitch Waxman
has published a new Portfolio edition of his 3D art from the Starry
Ones, he calls it his Cybernomicon. Check it out at lulu.com/weirdass

The Story of
Phil, printed in full color, is now available at comixpress.com

Don't miss
the first six months of the Starry Ones collected into a full color
trade paperback. Order yours today at lulu.com/weirdass. This
is the first of six volumes which will collect the entire story.
We call this one Major Arcana.

IF
YOU surrender... you shall continue
to live...IF YOU resist our will... you shall
suffer cruelly and die-this is the recorded message that heralds
their coming, It signals the approach of fire, and
battle, and death. It heralds the arrival of the
Golden Horde.

THE
HORDEMEN COMETH.

Our
new Demons sketch book is available at Lulu.com/weirdass.
Only $7.99!+s&h

Learn
your a's, b's, and c's. Then continue your journey through
Mitch Waxman's Demon Sketchbook. 72 pages of fully toned
drawings from hell, we don't recommend reading it just
before bed. Also- some of the demons may or may not be
clothed. Nothing salacious, just blasphemy at its finest.
Don't miss this one.

These links will
take you to the title pages of the various parts of "By the
Numbers". This is a great time to catch up on the whole story,
as Hampton Jitney's plans are about to come to fruition.
Part One: Ms Seven- Click Here.
Part Two: Rajah Six- Click
Here. Part Three: Senor Tres- Click
Here. Part Four: Don Quatro- Click
Here. Part Five: Sultan Five- Click
Here. Part Six: Le Monsieur Huit- Click
Here. Part Seven: The Boss- Click
Here. Part Eight: The Competition- Click
Here. Part Nine: The Bait (Between a Roc and a hard place)- Click
Here. Part Ten: The Hook (Casefile of the Blue Raptor)- Click
Here. Part Eleven: The Line (Casefile of the Red Dragon)- Click
Here. Part Twelve: The Two Wizards- Click
Here. Part Thirteen: The Sinker- Click
Here. The current section- Part Fourteen: The Closer, begins on
the here.

And you should really get
yourself a copy of the Starry Ones- Book One- Major Arcana- here

We're in the
midst of a profound redesign of the site, and hope that you will
look past a few broken links here and there. Contact us here,and
check out the collected edition of the first six months of the
Starry Ones here at http://lulu.com/weirdass

Don't
miss the first six months of
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Order yours today at lulu.com/weirdass.

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These are beautifully printed, and the storylines found in them are
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