Whoa! Greg Abbott is having special session! He’s having a special session because he’s the governor and he’s the only one who can have one. It’s going to start on July 18 and it’s going to be the best, most conservative, most batshit special session EVER. With 20 items on the call and Dan Patrick promising to work with the governor. If we’re really lucky, Ben Franklin, George Carlin and Napoleon will drop by. It’s going to be EXCELLENT!