If life is truly a game, then it is longer and more boring than Monopoly. Tell your sisters they should give up already, because you want to go to bed. It’s getting absurd. Honestly, everyone has 20 hotels on everything. Something is very wrong here.

The Mustache Rangers talk about numbers in this week’s podcast. Enjoy ip. Ip? Huh. We meant it. I mean, we mean it. It?