A generous guy ruined my day. Plus state flags.

So I was on a lunchtime panel for Media Alliance of Houston that was moderated by this guy,Kevin Kline from 93Q radio , which is something you don’t want to happen, because first came his bio and later mine, and next to him I felt even fatter, older, less accomplished and more selfish than normal. And unless you’re Mother Teresa’s nicer sister, so would you.

So I’m kind of out of time. But fortunately earlier today I ran across this wonderful blog post making fun of all 50 of the state flags, a thing that is rarely done. The critiques are pointed and very funny. You will like all of them except No. 13.

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Don’t feel bad that someone has accomplished certain things you haven’t. Feel happy for their accomplishments. I have five younger siblings. Two are multimillionaires, even though I’m the best educated and was touted as “the smart one” when we were young. I’m proud of them.

The state flags link was somewhat funny.

Is there one where people make up state mottos, like: “New Jersey! Jimmy Hoffa sleeps here!” or “Rhode Island, it isn’t just our state that’s small!”
Try “New Mexico: No, the other one. You’re looking at Arizona.”
Here’s one: “Arkansas: We invented the toothbrush*” (* if it was invented anyplace else it would have been called the teethbrush)
“Texas: Shoot Friendly”
“Mississippi, Where X Marks Our Signature”
“Kansas: All Roads Lead to Someplace Else”