I’ve mentioned to someone that watching the Jersey Shore is like watching Animal Planet. It’s like watching the mating habits of a cheetah, or something like that. There’s no doubt in my mind that this is true. I’ve also noticed that the vocabulary that the cast uses is quite insidious and sometimes appropriate, especially if you go out a lot and date. The words DTF, creeping, and other terms are a common occurrence when you open your eyes. The vocabulary is also very easy to use.

Mike tells Jionni that he slept with Snooki. Jionni doesn’t believe him and Mike is annoyed but not as annoyed as Snooki, who tries to get him back during an impromptu food fight. Things get out of hand. Then the guidos go camping. It’s not really camping, but a guido approximation of it. Meanwhile, Pauly and Vinny stay at the house, enlist Danny’s help, and prank the house.

Warning: This post might offend you.

[Ed. note:I had to put some warning here, and I thought that this was kind of funny, but you have been warned!]