"Rape and pillage, loot and burn, but all in moderationIf you do the things we say, you'll soon rule a nationSlaughter all your enemies, then kill your relations,Rape and pillage, loot and burn, but all in moderation!"

From the article:I did this thing, I read an audiobook for Audible.... OK they didn't tell me that this was a mother****ing Dungeons and Dragons book. Now those of y'all out there that don't know, Dungeons and Dragons is some crazy deep, deep, deep nerd shiat.So every word is made up, mother****ers talk like Yoda. How do you read this shiat?It took me three and half hours to read 25 pages. I'm only reading a short story it's like 45 pages, I have to do it in two days. I'm walking in there like 'I got this, I get three hours'. I needed breaks, I needed water.Considering the way music is right now, you're better off listening to a book, it's more entertaining, honestly.

Boojum2k:"Rape and pillage, loot and burn, but all in moderationIf you do the things we say, you'll soon rule a nationSlaughter all your enemies, then kill your relations,Rape and pillage, loot and burn, but all in moderation!"

Lucky LaRue:What were we talking about? Pegasuses, pegasii, that's horses with wings. This motherf*cker got a sword that talks to him. Motherf*cker live in places that don't exist, it comes with a map. My God.

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I like how the article bleeped the first "motherfarker", but not the second.

Skyrmion:Lucky LaRue: What were we talking about? Pegasuses, pegasii, that's horses with wings. This motherf*cker got a sword that talks to him. Motherf*cker live in places that don't exist, it comes with a map. My God.

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I like how the article bleeped the first "motherfarker", but not the second.

Came here for this. Does the Iceberg put his own asterisks in, or did the article f*ck that up? Because yeah, I liked how it blipped every motherf*ckin' 'motherf*cker' except the very last one. Right on.

I sometimes forget that Ice-T has the exact opposite career path of most rappers. Instead of being a suburban upper-middle-class kid with an MFA that decided to make money off of ignorant people, he actually grew up in poverty in a bad area, and developed his talent into skill in order to get the fark out.

I attribute to this the fact that the dude is clever, funny as all hell, and actually has decent acting range and real charm where most other rappers are just kinda douchebags.