2012 June - page 3

BC's favorite Miami Heat fans, #TeamBJNBA members Angelina Castro and Sarah Jay, were all over Twitter this morning. They have been kind of mum on when the BJs will begin, but they did drop the news that they are in New York City. Of course NYC followers thought this meant the BJ bonanza was about to go down in the Big Apple. No dice, New Yorkers. You better get a plane ticket. JUMP

Porn star Jessica Lynn didn't come out and tweet, "I want to have sex with Dodgers pitcher Chris Capuano," but it was pretty close according to emailer Colby T. who sent us an urgent email last night. "What does having an all star level season get Chris Capuano? Porn stars, of course," Colby wrote. Wait, wait, wait just a minute. How the hell does a porn star randomly seemingly want to get banged by Capuano? This is nuts. JUMP!

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In case you weren't watching the Heat celebration bash at American Airlines Arena, you missed this guy who was actually introduced and allowed to fist bump the Larry O'Brien. Biggin' has to be some sort of nephew or son of Mickey Arison. Biggin' was also spotted riding in one of the double-decker buses. One of you Heat bangwagoneers knows his name. Share it with us: mail@bustedcoverage.com

It's a glow stick party at American Airlines Arena this afternoon so if you have some extra X, stop by and join the party. For those of you stuck working in like Pensacola and missing this party, here's what you need to know: it's one giant dance party. Even grannies are breaking sh*t down like she used to do on South Beach back in '82. JUMP!

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.
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Unless you have been totally out of the loop the past 24 hours, you already know that the Red Sox have traded fan favorite Kevin Youkilis to the Chicago White Sox. To make the trade even harder to swallow, Youk helped contribute to the Red Sox win yesterday & walked off the field to a standing ovation. Red Sox Nation took to Twitter to let the front office and Bobby Valentine know just how pissed off they were with this latest move. JUMP!

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Dodgers fans are the worst. No, no, Phillies fans are the worst. No, drunk Tigers fans are horrible. Can we all not agree that San Francisco Giants fans are scumbags, too. Watch how they treated A's fan yesterday at the Oakland Alameda Coliseum after he allegedly poured a beer on a Giants chicks. Of course she probably deserved it. What is this 5-on-1? Bitch move, Giants fans. JUMP!

Big news from yesterday's U.S. Track & Field pole vaulting trials? Allison Stokke failed to make the London Olympics because she couldn't clear the starting height. Of course it's devastating news to the Internet which had interest in pole vaulting over the last five years thanks to Stokke's seemingly perfectly tanned legs and the pageviews those legs generated. JUMP!

Via: The arrest on the misdemeanor charge took place on South College Street in Auburn, according to WLTZ-TV in Columbus, Ga. Pike, 19, arrived in Auburn in January and participated in spring practice, battling for time at quarterback with Kiehl Frazier and Clint Moseley. He completed 4-of-8 passes for 42 yards in the spring A-Day Game. 5-STAR RECRUIT! 5-STAR RECRUIT! 5-STAR RECRUIT!

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No NBA Finals. Jerry Sandusky perp walk. Blue Jays-Marlins. Mariners-Padres. An Indy Racing League race that started at like 10:30 p.m. Saturday night. NHL Draft. What's this add up to? One horribly shitty weekend of sports. Did you even waste time watching golf yesterday? Did you even catch R.A. Dickey get lit up by the Yankees? Did you even realize Allison Stokke didn't make the U.S. Track & Field team? Horrible weekend. Let's get rolling!

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Jerry Sandusky was just convicted of 45 counts of criminal charges that included pedophilia and child molestation. Basically the stuff this guy was convicted of is the sickest stuff you can imagine. When Jerry Sandusky reached his jail cell, the inmates apparently started signing the lyrics of a Pink Floyd song to him. "Hey teacher, leave them kids alone". JUMP!

Tim Tebow, a current NFL player for the New York Jets and former player for the Florida Gators, created a foundation to help people called the Tim Tebow Foundation. We all know Tim Tebow is known for being a good guy and if there is anyway he goes broke it will because he donated all his money to charity. One person claims that the foundation just took her money and ran. Photo after the JUMP!

Amar'e Stoudemire (@Amereisreal) who plays for the New York Knicks was not happy with a fan (@BFerrelli) that told him he needed to step his game up next season. In fact, he told that fan "F&%k you. I don't have to do any thing fag,". Probably not the best choice of words for the Knicks superstar. It seems like social media may destroy more careers than all of the drugs, girls, and money in the world. It may be best to leave Amar'e alone on Twitter for a few days. HT Mengus22JUMP!

Bruce Irvin of the Seattle Seahawks was being interviewed in his NFL locker room and thought he was a Washington Redskin instead of a Seattle Seahawk. Irvin responded with "I'm f#%ked up man. I'm f#%ked up". You are going to want to go ahead and jump to the 3:20 mark of the video to catch this because it's pretty boring until then. Irvin, you may want to get your team name right. HT @BrianMFloyd JUMP!

Chipper Jones of the Atlanta Braves was up to bat against the Boston Red Sox when a girl in the crowd really just wanted to grab Chipper's ass. Her and her friends all were staring at him. Yes, one of the pictures shows another girl taking a picture of Chipper's lower region with her iPhone. A bunch of ravenous chicks in the crowd after an athlete. It never gets old. Off the diamond, this guy must get assaulted with ass on the regular. JUMP!

LSU fans actually created this shirt that says "I'd rather shower at Penn State then support Alabama. Geaux Tigers". This shirt was first published at College Football Section where he also pointed out that these LSU Tiger fans may want to brush up on their grammar. That "then" should be a "than" LSU fans. Now that the scumbag Jerry Sandusky is behind bars after being charged with 45 counts, we can all sleep a little easier. JUMP!

How crazy did sh*t get for Miami Heat fans as LeBron was about to get his first ring? So crazy that some guy went nuts when his wife accused him of shady business with Game 5 ticket sales. Bradley Wasserman's wife got all bent out of shape when she thought he was using ticket sales proceeds to go gambling. He took offense and allegedly drilled her in the face with his gun. Oh, & there's more from Bradley. JUMP!

For those of you who wondered how Pedobear was handling the Jerry Sandusky guilty on 45 charges news, he's very happy. There is Pedobear last night in Bellefonte waving to his fans in what should be the final night of Pedobear's career at the Centre County courthouse (via @OnwardState). Jer now faces 440 years in jail where you can expect inmates will try to keep the Tickle Monster alive for selfish purposes. So long, creep. Let's get rolling!

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos.
Email us.
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Heat fans went wild last night! Or did they? This looks like the lamest championship celebration BC has ever seen. Sure, not everyone could fork up the rumored $1000 cover charge to get into the official post-game party, but there has to have been better options than this. It is Miami, there are other bars/clubs than just LIV. The street celebration has to get old after like 15 minutes, especially when all that is going on is Heat chants and break dancing. Enter beer belly guy. JUMP!

Fresh off of a cross-country road trip, Christal Engle arrived in Manhattan Thursday afternoon to promote this summers Jose Cuervo Pro Beach Volleyball Series. Jose Cuervo will be taking her and other members of the tour to seven different stops across the country, showcasing all that beach volleyball has to offer. We got a chance to sit down with Christal and talk to her about the sport, Jose Cuervo, partying and more. JUMP for the interview and photos of this sexy beach volleyball babe.

Growing up (and still being) a huge wrestling nerd, Stacy Kiebler has always had a special place in my heart. It was her walk, her ring entrance, her legs. Everything about this leggy blonde screams sex appeal. Some rumors began swirling earlier in the week that bummed us out...rumors that Stacy was (gulp) pregnant. BC was unimpressed with the possibility of seeing that body change in any way, but Stacy did her thing to let the world know the truth. See her response after the JUMP!

You knew it was coming. The LeBron haters were going to be in full force after his NBA Finals victory and they took to Twitter to alleviate their frustrations. It's no surprise that we're not the biggest fans of LeBron at BC, but we aren't out there wishing death upon him. These people need to come down to earth and realize that the best player in the NBA was bound to get a title one day. JUMP for some of the most vicious/funny/inappropriate tweets to The King.

Nothing to do Saturday night? Take your remote, turn it to FX at 9 p.m. and watch the 2012 Hooters Miss International competition. Thank us later. Fort Lauderdale native Lindsey Way, Miss International 2011, will give up her crown to another waitress turned model with aspirations of traveling the world as Miss Hooters. Dreams do come true, ladies. One minute you're serving wings to fat dudes, the next minute you're dating Wes Welker. JUMP!

Nope, never thought we'd be setting Miami Heat championship bar tab gambling lines, but that's exactly what happened last night on Twitter. A simple tweet suggesting the Heat would ring up at least a $147,000 bar tab at Club LIV turned into an actual bet thanks to our friends at SportsInteraction.com. Still not following @bustedcoverage? You guys are missing all the fun. JUMP!

The Miami Heat won. LeBron James got his first ring. Blah, blah, blah. What was first on our minds as the final buzzer went off last night was whether or not the ladies of #TeamBJNBA were going to stay true to their word. After a little bit of partying Angelina Castro and Sarah Jay quickly put any worry to rest, letting us know that the BJ train is going to run according to schedule. Details need to be ironed out, but don't worry fellas, there will be BJs...lots of BJs. JUMP!

Let's be honest here, LeBron James celebrating his first NBA title at Club LIV this morning with LMFAO is about as bad as it gets in the celebration category. There were no Ace of Spades bottles that we know of. No massive speeches from the King. No giant bar bills (more on that later this morning). Just LeBron rapping with the douchiest club group of the 21st century. JUMP!

Here is your Miami Herald front page this morning with its 'Reign Begins' headline. This might be the worst hometown A1 championship celebration design we've seen in multiple years. You're only going four columns wide on LeBron's first ring? Weak. In other Heat news, LMFAO just happened to be in Miami for the celebration party at LIV. Yes, LeBron rapped with LMFAO. Yes, that will be a major story today. Yes, we'll pile on. Let's get rolling!

In case you were watching the College World Series and didn't realize the Heat & Thunder played Game 5 tonight, word on the streets in Miami is that Bron Bron got his first ring via a blowout. Maybe you missed this tweet from Terrelle Pryor. It's one that'll warm the heart of anyone who has sports rooting interests in the Buckeye State. Sweet dreams, Ohio. See you in the morning.

BC broke the news earlier today that Indianapolis cheerleader coach Megan Crafton was involved in some serious sh*t. By serious sh*t we mean a 17 year old boys private parts. She admitted to giving the student a BJ in a parking lot and is now facing legal action. Knowing the repercussion the online community was about to send her way, Crafton acted swiftly and deleted her Twitter. Turns out she wasn't quick enough! BC has secured some scandalous twitpics, JUMP!

Our friends at Rick's Cabaret in New York City are up to their old ways in the press release game. Barely anyone is paying attention to baseball right now, so what does marketing genius Lonnie Hanover do to spice up the NYC baseball war? His team asked Rick's dancers whether they are Yankees or Mets fans. Are you kidding me? This is pure gold. JUMP!