tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413Mon, 14 Oct 2013 05:53:46 +0000Weekend Stubblehttp://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)Blogger794125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-3286893384334125451Fri, 30 Apr 2010 21:56:00 +00002010-04-30T15:18:16.367-07:00We've Moved!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S9tVS4ODR8I/AAAAAAAABIU/gCAbGsgLebc/s1600/moving.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S9tVS4ODR8I/AAAAAAAABIU/gCAbGsgLebc/s320/moving.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466056355561555906" /></a>Weekend Stubble's finally getting a shave: a new website (including all my radio shows and links to over 100 of my articles) at <a href="http://www.literarydetective.com/">literarydetective.com</a> ....<div><br /></div><div>...a new blog (complete with all the old Stubble posts) at <a href="http://literarydetective.blogspot.com">literarydetective.blogspot.com</a> ...</div><div><br /></div><div>...<i>and</i> my twitter feed: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/thelitdetective">twitter.com/thelitdetective</a> .</div><div><br /></div><div>Go forth and click!</div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/04/weve-moved.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-7463811505485673114Sat, 24 Apr 2010 19:19:00 +00002010-04-24T12:29:35.058-07:00The Napoleon of Not a Clue<div style="text-align: left;">Ladies and gentlemen, I give you <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=ZBoNAAAAYAAJ">the most incoherent book title of 1907!</a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S9NF1rZ0xpI/AAAAAAAABH8/wtm-4Vm-p28/s1600/dumplingtitle.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 208px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S9NF1rZ0xpI/AAAAAAAABH8/wtm-4Vm-p28/s400/dumplingtitle.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463787561416967826" /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=ca49AAAAYAAJ&amp;pg=PA148">This description</a> certainly sounds promising:<div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S9NFVVi0TsI/AAAAAAAABH0/qTNBcK0SPio/s400/dumplingdesc.jpg" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 77px;" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463787005793291970" /></div><div>Think they're joking about a detective love-story starring a delusional Napoleon reincarnation? Well, here's the frontispiece:</div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S9NGXuIDtzI/AAAAAAAABIE/_hKVJXkzB7Y/s1600/dumplingpic.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 276px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S9NGXuIDtzI/AAAAAAAABIE/_hKVJXkzB7Y/s400/dumplingpic.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463788146263308082" /></a>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/04/napoleon-of-not-clue.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-4540877043476650124Mon, 19 Apr 2010 06:45:00 +00002010-04-18T23:45:11.940-07:00Come to Think of It, My Scalp IS Tingling...<a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=DvMvAAAAMAAJ&amp;pg=RA1-PA161">From</a> Harper's, 1886:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S8v7Xu4n9WI/AAAAAAAABHU/t_5x2uQAzcM/s1600/cocoaine.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S8v7Xu4n9WI/AAAAAAAABHU/t_5x2uQAzcM/s400/cocoaine.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5461735358257952098" border="0" /></a>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/04/come-to-think-of-it-my-scalp-is.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-7977533656076998010Sat, 17 Apr 2010 20:29:00 +00002010-04-17T13:30:50.418-07:00Tweet, TweetI'm now up on Twitter:<a href="http://twitter.com/thelitdetective"> twitter.com/thelitdetective</a>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/04/tweet-tweet.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-5533600807875197105Sat, 17 Apr 2010 19:56:00 +00002010-04-18T23:45:35.160-07:00Do We Get Jetpacks This Time?A <b>New Scientist</b> Histories column from '05 noted that the last really huge volcanic eruption<a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg18524841.900-brimstone-and-bicycles.html"> led to the invention of the bicycle</a>:<div><br /></div><div><p class="infuse"><i></i></p><blockquote><p class="infuse"><i>ON 5 April 1815, Mount Tambora in Indonesia began to grumble. A week later the volcano blew its top in a spectacular eruption that went on until July. It was the biggest eruption in recorded history, killing around 92,000 people and ejecting so much ash into the atmosphere that average global temperatures dipped by 3 °C. In the northern hemisphere 1816 became known as the year without a summer. New England had blizzards in July and crops failed. Europe was hit just as badly.</i></p> <p class="infuse"><i>On holiday by Lake Geneva the 18-year-old Mary Shelley and her husband Percy were trapped in Lord Byron's house by constant rain. To divert his guests Byron suggested a competition to write a ghost story. The result was Mary Shelley's <i>Frankenstein</i>. Across the border in the German state of Baden the soaring price of oats prompted the 32-year-old Karl Drais to invent a replacement for the horse - the first bicycle....</i></p></blockquote><p class="infuse"><i></i></p></div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/04/do-we-get-jetpacks-this-time.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-7527698736351602460Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:38:00 +00002010-04-04T12:45:56.934-07:00Greetings from 1896<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S7jsXBKDtFI/AAAAAAAABGY/2wMlHffPb1c/s1600/VictorianSkater.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S7jsXBKDtFI/AAAAAAAABGY/2wMlHffPb1c/s400/VictorianSkater.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456370828751123538" /></a><br />There's no way to embed it here, alas, but the <i>Times</i> of London has video of the newly discovered 1896 film that <a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article7064954.ece">appears to be Australia's first movie</a>:<br /><br /><i></i><blockquote><i>Patineur Grotesque</i> shows a bearded man, dressed in a top hat and smoking a cigar, rollerskating in a park before a circle of onlookers. He stops and lifts his jacket to reveal a white hand print on the bottom of his trousers in a cheeky gesture to the camera."</blockquote>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/04/greetings-from-1896.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-6065137572390150268Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:58:00 +00002010-04-05T00:08:37.894-07:00How To Do Nothing With Nobody All Alone By Yourself<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S7eS-tozpFI/AAAAAAAABGQ/PWGk85-5730/s1600/cover_htdn.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 160px; height: 260px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S7eS-tozpFI/AAAAAAAABGQ/PWGk85-5730/s400/cover_htdn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455991079682942034" border="0" /></a>...is the most awesome title ever for a book, and Tin House Books now has Robert Paul Smith's <a href="http://www.amazon.com/How-Nothing-Nobody-Alone-Yourself/dp/0982053959">long-lost 1958 masterpiece reissued</a> complete with a blurb from Lemony Snicket and an intro by yours truly.<br /><br />TH editors got intrigued by it after I wrote a "Lost and Found" piece for them about the book for their "Off The Grid" issue a couple years ago:<br /><blockquote><br />I don't know about you, but I wasted all but about fifteen minutes of my childhood. Those fifteen minutes were spent on a beach in Cornwall busting a nodule of quartz out of a fist-sized chunk of flint; thirty years later, I still have it somewhere in my office, in an old coffee can. Everything else I made during those years—the swords nailed together from old pickets, the forest forts that defended nothing from nobody, the poorly assembled Revell model cars with Testor's paint smeared lazily on them, the Sherman tanks drawn in near-medieval 2D perspective—they're all pretty much gone now.<br /><br />Come to think of it, I haven't used the piece of quartz for much either.<br /><br />But if I want reminding of where the rest of that time went, I have this book. A step-by-step guide to grinding oyster shells against the front stoop for no reason, to turning buttons and string into buzzsaws that won't cut anything, and to making paper boomerangs that don't come back, <span style="font-style: italic;">How to Do Nothing With Nobody All Alone By Yourself</span> is about what you do when you're a kid and have neither money nor anyone paying much attention to you, and where your one guiding principle is that you avoid grown-ups and don't ask for help...<br /></blockquote><br />The Times <a href="http://papercuts.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/dangerous-books/#more-7473">calls it</a> "definitely the wildest how-to manual I've seen this year" -- maybe because of, ahem, the sections on how to use a penknife and an icepick -- and Tin House now also has a terrific find up a Youtube: a ten minute <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_YucaJeqIY">interview with Robert and Elinor Smith by Edward R. Murrow</a>.<br /><br /><center><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-_YucaJeqIY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-_YucaJeqIY&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object></center>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/04/how-to-nothing-with-nobody-all-alone-by.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-6459752558896286972Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:39:00 +00002010-03-28T12:05:32.805-07:00Chess for the InsaneWhat got me started this week on my whole Victorian board game kick -- or, I should say, my <i>latest</i> one -- was a passing mention <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=viIGAAAAQAAJ&amp;pg=PA356">in this ad</a> of Hexagonia, put out by Jaques &amp; Son of London:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6-jclidv1I/AAAAAAAABFI/EZpShjXecUw/s1600/hexchess.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 306px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6-jclidv1I/AAAAAAAABFI/EZpShjXecUw/s400/hexchess.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453757385277292370" /></a>(Jaques is still <a href="http://www.jaqueslondon.com/">very much around</a>, by the way.)<div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6-mUuZtIXI/AAAAAAAABFg/mDbGCG4Bjek/s1600/Glinskis.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 110px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6-mUuZtIXI/AAAAAAAABFg/mDbGCG4Bjek/s200/Glinskis.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453760548752400754" /></a>Hexagonia was, apparently, the first commercially manufactured hexagonal chess game. (At left is a modern hex set from <a href="http://www.chessvariants.com/hexagonal.dir/hexagonal.html">chessvariants.com</a>.) </div><div><br /></div><div>I haven't been able to find a picture of one of these Hexagonia sets yet, but there's an intriguing description of the game from <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=fBRAAAAAYAAJ&amp;pg=PA35">Routledge's Every Boy's Annual</a> for 1866:</div><div><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6-lGdjaiOI/AAAAAAAABFQ/To6K-htRzos/s1600/HexagoniaDesc.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 291px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6-lGdjaiOI/AAAAAAAABFQ/To6K-htRzos/s400/HexagoniaDesc.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453759204199925986" /></a><br /><br />And, of course, if you really want all-out polygonic war, there's always...<a href="http://www.mastersgames.com/cat/board/chess-3-player.htm"> three-player chess</a>.<div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6-nNxdViuI/AAAAAAAABFo/PpXrh1MYjQk/s1600/large-3player-chess-brown.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 246px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6-nNxdViuI/AAAAAAAABFo/PpXrh1MYjQk/s320/large-3player-chess-brown.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453761528825481954" /></a><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><i>(via <a href="http://www.mastersgames.com/index.htm">Mastersgames.com</a></i></span><i>)</i></div></div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/03/chess-for-insane.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-4310290674679125757Sat, 27 Mar 2010 17:59:00 +00002010-03-27T11:10:10.897-07:00War Without Tears<div><br /></div>From <i><a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=viIGAAAAQAAJ&amp;pg=PA356">Peter Parley's Annual</a></i> for 1865: "peaceful combat, without the horrors of actual warfare." It's...<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S65Iwg3ThqI/AAAAAAAABE4/mvdcgTnhh4g/s1600/skeedaddle.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 257px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S65Iwg3ThqI/AAAAAAAABE4/mvdcgTnhh4g/s400/skeedaddle.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453376197085071010" /></a><br /><br /><div>Also: <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=IX8BAAAAYAAJ&amp;pg=PA176">Carpet Croquet</a>!<div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S65JQPlVCVI/AAAAAAAABFA/Vb3QVYMZkNY/s1600/carpetcroquet.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 312px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S65JQPlVCVI/AAAAAAAABFA/Vb3QVYMZkNY/s400/carpetcroquet.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5453376742202083666" /></a><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(From the </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Boston Almanac for the Year 1871</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">)</span></div></div></div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/03/war-without-tears.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-3433905876396003175Mon, 22 Mar 2010 05:28:00 +00002010-03-21T22:59:13.059-07:00The Return of Dr. Viper and Reverend BruiserRobert Darnton has a <a href="http://blogs.nybooks.com/post/456582401/blogging-now-and-then">great post</a> over at NYRB on precursors to blogging:<br /><br /><blockquote>Blog-like messaging can be found in many times and places long before the Internet. Here, for example, is a recent post on <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/">The Superficial</a>:<p></p><blockquote><p><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/">RadarOnline</a> reports “traditional marriage” crusader and former Miss California Carrie Prejean is living in sin with her fiancé Kyle Boller of the St. Louis Rams where they’re no doubt eating shellfish. BURN THEM!</p></blockquote><p>And here is a typical entry from <em>Le Gazetier cuirassé ou anecdotes scandaleuses de la cour de France</em> (1771):</p><blockquote><p>Mlle. Romans is soon to marry M. de Croismare, Governor of the Ecole Militaire, who will use six aides de camp to take his place in performing the conjugal service.</p></blockquote><p>...To appreciate the importance of a pre-modern blog, consult a database such as <a href="http://www.gale.cengage.com/DigitalCollections/products/ecco/index.htm">Eighteenth Century Collections Online</a> and download a newspaper from eighteenth-century London. It will have no headlines, no bylines, no clear distinction between news and ads, and no spatial articulation in the dense columns of type, aside from one crucial ingredient: the paragraph. Paragraphs were self-sufficient units of news. They had no connection with one another, because writers and readers had no concept of a news “story” as a narrative that would run for more than a few dozen words. News came in bite-sized bits, often “advices” of a sober nature—the arrival of a ship, the birth of an heir to a noble title—until the 1770s, when they became juicy. Pre-modern scandal sheets appeared, exploiting the recent discovery about the magnetic pull of news toward names. As editors of the <em>Morning Post</em>and the <em>Morning Herald</em>, two men of the cloth, the Reverend Henry Bate (known as “the Reverend Bruiser”) and the Reverend William Jackson (known as “Dr. Viper”) packed their paragraphs with gossip about the great, and this new kind of news sold like hotcakes. Much of it came from a bountiful source: the coffee house.</p></blockquote><p><br />Without some good eye-straining time at a monitor or a microform reader, it's hard to appreciate just how different newspapers once were. Even for many years after Viper and Bruiser, front pages remained a wilderness of indistinguishable shipping news, assorted and sundry royal doings, notices that fine bolts of linen were to be had at so-and-so's shop, and the occasional really excellent carriage wreck. Feature writing and star reporters had their rise with the New York <i>Sun</i> and the <i>Herald, </i>while the look of modern papers came from Pulitzer's<i> New York World</i>: illustrations, human interest, compelling stories with big heds on page 1. And tabloids and Fox-mongering more or less evolved -- or devolved, I guess -- from Hearst's <i>Journal</i> and the <i>National Police Gazette</i>. </p><p>So maybe the comparison is not entirely a fanciful one:</p><p><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6cDvkj5SvI/AAAAAAAABEw/O5I5NhKxFMg/s1600-h/How+Blogs+Are+Becoming+More+Like+Newspapers.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 285px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S6cDvkj5SvI/AAAAAAAABEw/O5I5NhKxFMg/s400/How+Blogs+Are+Becoming+More+Like+Newspapers.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5451329989758241522" /></a></p><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">(Via </span><a href="http://gawker.com/5498133/how-blogs-are-becoming-more-like-newspapers"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Gawker</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">)</span></div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/03/return-of-dr-viper-and-reverend-bruiser.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-4308206449692103577Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:58:00 +00002010-03-14T12:31:14.487-07:00The Underground Scene<p></p><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S500x7CPxkI/AAAAAAAABEo/nikBZXhQqkg/s1600-h/4426480331_47c0bb91b5.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S500x7CPxkI/AAAAAAAABEo/nikBZXhQqkg/s400/4426480331_47c0bb91b5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448569156453516866" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(Thames Tunnel as it appeared on Friday, <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/webponce/sets/72157623480926771/">via Flickr.</a>)<br /></span></div><br />Oh, how I wish I was in London this weekend...<br /><br />From the <a href="http://timesonline.typepad.com/timesarchive/2010/03/a-walk-through-the-thames-tunnel.html">Times Archive Blog:</a><br /><br /><blockquote>I've been fantastically lucky today to be able to go on a walk through the Brunels' tunnel under the Thames, from Rotherhithe to Wapping and back, under the expert guidance of <a onclick="'s_objectID=" href="http://www.brunel-museum.org.uk/fancyfair.aspx">Robert Hulse, director of the Brunel Museum</a>. The tunnel has been carrying trains under the Thames since 1869, but was closed three years ago during extension work on the East London line. This weekend they've taken a break to allow the public in as pedestrians for the first time in 145 years.... This <em>Times</em> report from just after it opened records <a onclick="'s_objectID=" href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/viewArticle.arc?articleId=ARCHIVE-The_Times-1845-05-23-05-010&amp;pageId=ARCHIVE-The_Times-1845-05-23-05">the first sub-terranean, or sub-Thamesian mugging</a>, and finishes, charmingly, with the news that <blockquote dir="ltr"> <p>We are given to understand, that after a certain hour of the night the tunnel is infested with loose women.</p></blockquote></blockquote><blockquote dir="ltr"><p></p></blockquote>From their blog, here's how a "grand fancy fair" there was announced on March 27, 1850:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S50y5L2sQwI/AAAAAAAABEY/SvRO7sNKzQY/s1600-h/6a00d83451586c69e20120a92c2424970b-800wi.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 380px; height: 199px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S50y5L2sQwI/AAAAAAAABEY/SvRO7sNKzQY/s400/6a00d83451586c69e20120a92c2424970b-800wi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448567082204283650" border="0" /></a><br />Presumably this weekend's event was rather heavier on the anorak and lighter on the crinoline, but no less amazing. Here are the first pedestrians entering the Thames Tunnel in 145 years:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S50znpgH_iI/AAAAAAAABEg/te3P629PgOA/s1600-h/ThamesTunnel2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S50znpgH_iI/AAAAAAAABEg/te3P629PgOA/s400/ThamesTunnel2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448567880436678178" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">(via <a href="http://londonist.com/2010/03/in_pictures_brunels_thames_tunnel.php?gallery0Pic=2#gallery">Londonist</a>)</span><br /></div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/03/underground-scene.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-8953452001516269547Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:43:00 +00002010-03-07T11:57:03.045-08:00Lip Oulipo<center><object width="512" height="400"><param name="movie" value="http://www.bbc.co.uk/emp/external/player.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="FlashVars" value="config_settings_showUpdatedInFooter=true&amp;config_settings_showPopoutButton=false&amp;config_settings_skin=black&amp;config_settings_bitrateCeiling=1000&amp;playlist=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcomedy%2Fforge%2Dassets%2Fextra%2Fplaylist%2Fp0040t7d%2Exml&amp;config=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Femp%2Fiplayer%2Foffschedule%2Exml&amp;config_settings_showFooter=true&amp;"><embed src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/emp/external/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="512" height="400" flashvars="config_settings_showUpdatedInFooter=true&amp;config_settings_showPopoutButton=false&amp;config_settings_skin=black&amp;config_settings_bitrateCeiling=1000&amp;playlist=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Fcomedy%2Fforge%2Dassets%2Fextra%2Fplaylist%2Fp0040t7d%2Exml&amp;config=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2Femp%2Fiplayer%2Foffschedule%2Exml&amp;config_settings_showFooter=true&amp;"></embed></object></center><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div>For those who haven't checked out BBC Radio 4, here's a particularly peculiar pleasure: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006s5dp">Just a Minute</a>, which is <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constrained_writing">constrained writing</a> brought to life. Contestants are given a subject which they must discuss for a full minute without repeating a single word that has been previously used. Some of the segments have been <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra/show/p003cmwf">turned into film shorts</a>, including the one above...</div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/03/lip-oulipo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-6445175062282085583Sat, 06 Mar 2010 19:14:00 +00002010-03-06T11:23:12.039-08:00Victorian Photoshop<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S5KrZBYBqrI/AAAAAAAABEQ/UL9coTl_fAU/s1600-h/www.slate.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S5KrZBYBqrI/AAAAAAAABEQ/UL9coTl_fAU/s400/www.slate.jpeg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5445603345798638258" /></a><br />Check out the <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2245975/">slideshow of Victorian photo-collage</a> over at Slate....<div><br /></div><div><br /></div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/03/victorian-photoshop.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-6580672148397796622Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:36:00 +00002010-02-21T12:46:13.136-08:00Amazon Gets Up A CreekLast year I <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2213037/pagenum/2">noted in Slate</a> that Amazon's been having it both ways for a while on state sales taxes -- not paying any where they were not due, and not paying any even where they <span style="font-style: italic;">were</span> due:<br /><p></p><blockquote><p>Amazon.com has spent a decade opposing the enforcement of online taxes so that <a href="http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/13/amazon-plays-dumb-in-internet-sales-tax-debate/" target="_blank">its noncollection of sales tax</a> creates a powerful pricing incentive over bricks-and-mortar competitors. Why buy a MacBook Air in Boston, after all, when online you'll save nearly 90 bucks in Massachusetts sales tax? But there have <a href="http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/USAToday/access/29466782.html?dids=29466782&amp;FMT=ABS&amp;FMTS=ABS&amp;date=May+13%2C+1998&amp;author=Norman+Ornstein&amp;pub=USA+TODAY&amp;edition=&amp;startpage=15.A&amp;desc=Cybershopping+suits+all+but+the+tax+man" target="_blank">long been warnings</a> that consumers just might get ruinously addicted to the tax-free ride Amazon and others appeared to be giving them—and that states might just get, well, ruined.</p><div id="insider_ad_wrapper"><div id="insider_ad_inner"><script language="javascript" type="text/javascript">placeAd2(commercialNode,'midarticleflex',false,'')</script></div></div><p>I say the ride <em>appeared</em> tax-free: In fact, there is tax due on some online sales. Amazon and other online retailers have benefited from the lack of an enforcement mechanism. States have started <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/techpolicy/2009-01-12-online-sales-taxes_N.htm" target="_blank">taking notice</a>, and when New York state recently attempted to fix this situation, Amazon.com took them to court—and <a href="http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1202427432737" target="_blank">got shellacked</a>. The company, Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Eileen Branstein ruled last month, did "not come close" to showing that the state was wrong to demand that these taxes be collected. With millions in desperately needed uncollected revenue from online retailers at stake for the state, Amazon.com hasn't said yet whether it will appeal.</p></blockquote><p></p><p>You wouldn't expect a financially ruined state like California to leave that kind of money laying on the table -- and now they're not. From Friday's <a href="http://www.techflash.com/seattle/2010/02/california_senate_approves_amazon_tax.html">Tech Flash:</a><br /></p><p></p><blockquote>Things are heating up for Amazon.com on the sales tax front again. The California Senate just <a target="_blank" href="http://online.wsj.com/article/BT-CO-20100219-710700.html?mod=WSJ_latestheadlines">passed a bill </a>that would require online retailers like Amazon to collect sales tax on web purchases. According to reports, the measure was part of a $5 billion budget package making its way through the California legislature. Virginia, Colorado and Illinois <a target="_blank" href="http://www.techflash.com/seattle/2010/02/amazon_faces_new_sales_tax_bills_in_key_states.html">are also considering</a> sales tax bills targeting online retailers.</blockquote><p></p>Amazon's been able to fight this off for years, but the stakes -- and the state budget gaps -- are getting much higher now.http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/02/amazon-gets-up-creek.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-2089166805614708505Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:25:00 +00002010-02-21T12:32:49.367-08:00Twitter Finds Its DestinyTweets of... <a href="http://twitter.com/HarrySKeeler">lines from Harry Stephen Keeler!</a><br /><br />A recent sample:<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;" class="status-body"><span class="entry-content"></span></span><blockquote><span style="font-style: italic;" class="status-body"><span class="entry-content">Till, of course, Old Man Death accepts him--in the magazine called "The Grave."</span></span></blockquote><br /><div style="text-align: right;">(<a href="http://thedizzies.blogspot.com/2010/02/breaking-news.html">Hat tip</a> to Ed!)<br /></div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/02/twitter-finds-its-destiny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-1153376800024112321Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:16:00 +00002010-02-21T12:23:24.511-08:00Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!The Austin bookstore BookPeople has been hosting <a href="http://www.bookpeople.com/index.php?com=camps">"literary day camps"</a> for kids....http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/02/hello-muddah-hello-fadduh.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-7563120872242452439Sun, 14 Feb 2010 20:06:00 +00002010-02-14T12:18:03.517-08:00Bad Luck<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S3hZmjPuuFI/AAAAAAAABDg/BLFFXwj8M8o/s1600-h/worldtc100.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 314px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S3hZmjPuuFI/AAAAAAAABDg/BLFFXwj8M8o/s320/worldtc100.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438195068880992338" border="0" /></a><br />I find this Wikipedia category weirdly fascinating: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Las_Vegas_casinos_that_never_opened">List of Las Vegas Casinos That Never Opened.</a><br /><br />A sample:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ></span><blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Titanic</span><br />Themed after the doomed luxury liner <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RMS_Titanic" title="RMS Titanic">RMS Titanic</a>, this resort was to have been modeled after the ship and would have been 400 feet (120 m) long with 1,200 rooms, standing across the street from the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sahara_Hotel_and_Casino" title="Sahara Hotel and Casino">Sahara Hotel and Casino</a>. The project was rejected by the Las Vegas City Council.<p></p> <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >World Trade Center</span><br />To have been located at 925 East Desert Inn Road, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Vegas,_Nevada" title="Las Vegas, Nevada">Las Vegas</a>.<p></p> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Shoen" title="Leonard Shoen">Leonard Shoen</a>, co-founder of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U-Haul" title="U-Haul">U-Haul</a> truck rental, purchased the property of what had been the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chaparral_Hotel_%26_Casino&amp;action=edit&amp;redlink=1" class="new" title="Chaparral Hotel &amp; Casino (page does not exist)">Chaparral Hotel &amp; Casino</a> in 1996, renovating it into the World Trade Center Hotel. A gaming license was applied for, but when it was discovered that two of Mr. Shoen's closest partners were convicted felons, the application was denied in 1998. He withdrew his application, and later died in a car crash in 1999 that was ruled a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide" title="Suicide">suicide</a>. Cards and gaming chips were produced for the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Shoen#World_Trade_Center_Casino" title="Leonard Shoen">World Trade Center Casino</a>, but were never used.<sup id="cite_ref-2" class="reference"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Las_Vegas_casinos_that_never_opened#cite_note-2"><span>[</span>3<span>]</span></a></sup> The property has since been demolished and is now vacant. The old World Trade Center Casino site is now a parking lot, part of the Sands convention center annex.</p><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">World Wrestling Federation</span><br /></span>A casino resort themed after the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wrestling_Entertainment" title="World Wrestling Entertainment">World Wrestling Federation</a> was proposed for a property near Interstate Highway 15 across from Mandalay Bay. The project never went past the proposal stage. WWE also proposed to open on the property best known as the Debbie Reynolds Hotel and Casino, but now known as the Royal Resort Hotel and Casino.</blockquote><p></p>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/02/bad-luck.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-3434123326771620388Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:48:00 +00002010-02-14T12:05:18.236-08:00Free Dreadfuls<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S3hXJApc10I/AAAAAAAABDQ/86zag3-mie4/s1600-h/varney-3.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 257px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S3hXJApc10I/AAAAAAAABDQ/86zag3-mie4/s400/varney-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438192362354169666" border="0" /></a><a href="http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article7017899.ece">Terrific news</a> in last Sunday's <span style="font-weight: bold;">Times</span> of London:<div><br /></div><div style="font-style: italic;"><blockquote>MORE than 65,000 19th-century works of fiction from the British Library’s collection are to be made available for free downloads by the public from this spring....Many of the downmarket books known as “penny dreadfuls” will also be made available to the public, including Black Bess by Edward Viles and The Dark Woman by J M Rymer. Altogether, 35%-40% of the library’s 19th-century printed books — now all digitised — are inaccessible in other public libraries and are difficult to find in second-hand or internet bookshops.</blockquote></div><div><br /></div><div>Penny dreadfuls and dime novels verged were basically disposable literature, so they can be absurdly difficult and sometimes outright impossible to track down -- this is a wonderful development.</div>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/02/free-dreadfuls.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-6565375085005909355Mon, 01 Feb 2010 07:51:00 +00002010-02-01T00:17:27.907-08:00Run Faster For the ExitsHard on the heels of last week's <a href="http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/01/run-for-exits.html">ominous report by the Financial Times</a>, more at Borders: <a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704905604575026911812309410.html">their CEO bolted</a> on Tuesday, corporate <a href="http://www.annarbor.com/news/borders-laying-off-124-at-ann-arbor-headquarters-this-morning/">HQ announced layoffs</a> on Thursday.<br /><br />Oh, and in between those two events... the iPad announcement.<br /><br />I'd say the $499 base model pretty well (and pretty deliberately) plunges a dagger into the heart of Amazon's $489 Kindle DX, whose monochrome screen and DRM now make it look like the worst deal since... well, since whatever e-reader Borders was working on.<br /><br />And now <span style="font-style: italic;">that</span> has knocked Amazon off balance enough that it almost immediately capitulated today to <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2010/01/31/amazon-caves-to-macmillans-ebook-pricing-demands/">a pushback on pricing by Macmillan</a> -- though not before reminding Kindle owners once again that their Seattle overlords can peevishly yank content off their devices.<br /><br />Interesting times, etc.http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/01/run-faster-for-exits.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-5624897869996231679Sun, 31 Jan 2010 08:55:00 +00002010-01-31T01:04:10.702-08:00It Cannot Grow Old!A great find over at Boing Boing, with <a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/01/30/nelsons-loose-leaf-encyclopaedia.html">a writeup</a> on the history of this <span style="font-style: italic;">infinitely expandable project </span>...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S2VGyAf3ZQI/AAAAAAAABCo/Fatvpvya7t4/s1600-h/nelsonlooseleaf-sm.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S2VGyAf3ZQI/AAAAAAAABCo/Fatvpvya7t4/s400/nelsonlooseleaf-sm.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432826350433428738" border="0" /></a><br />Ah, where's Hari Seldon when you need him?http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/01/it-cannot-grow-old.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-3265643702284025453Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:45:00 +00002010-01-23T13:13:10.816-08:00Run for the ExitsAlso not getting much press yet: Financial Times <a href="http://www.ft.com/cms/s/2/d4f8cecc-05dd-11df-8c97-00144feabdc0,dwp_uuid=e8477cc4-c820-11db-b0dc-000b5df10621.html">reported</a> on Wednesday that small vendors are retaining counsel to make sure they get paid by Borders.<br /><br />Four years ago in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">Village Voice</span> -- pause for irony -- I noted that <a href="http://www.villagevoice.com/2006-05-16/books/chain-reaction/">musclebound chains could be in deep trouble</a> if they didn't get on board with electronic and on-demand technologies that would slowly render their credit-on-return Xanadus into a massive liability.<br /><br />Guess what?:<br /><blockquote>The average time it took for Borders to pay back suppliers spiked over 40% to 97.9 days in the year ended 31 October, from 69.4 days in the prior year period... As of 31 October, the company had USD 215m available under its USD 1.125bn revolver, based on inventory and credit card receivables. According to the credit agreement backing the Bank of America-led loan due 2011, a 1.1x fixed charge ratio kicks in if the retailer’s borrowings exceed 90% of the maximum amount permitted. Borders would not currently be in compliance with the fixed charge ratio if it were tested, SEC filings show...<br /><br />Battle of the e-readers aside, Border’s faces an even greater threat from loss of in-store shoppers to internet retailers, particularly Amazon, and was forced to shut its 200-store Waldenbooks chain last year. For 3Q09 ended 31 October, Border’s revenues were USD 602.5m versus USD 693m in the comparable period.<br /></blockquote>Bear in mind, by the way, that the comparable period in '08 was when the economy was already in <span>an absolute pants-wetting freefall.</span>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/01/run-for-exits.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-5642589439611426642Sat, 23 Jan 2010 20:18:00 +00002010-01-23T12:43:03.369-08:00Alt Weakly (Pt 2)Still weirdly overlooked by most of the press, <span style="font-weight: bold;">Business Week</span> is now headlining this: <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-01-16/village-voice-affiliate-may-face-forced-bankruptcy-in-ad-fight.html">Village Voice Affiliate May Face Forced Bankruptcy in Ad Fight</a>.<br /><br />VVM's executive ed, not surprisingly, <a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/village-voice-editor-lawyer-blast-against-bankruptcy-speculation-2010-1">denounces</a> it all as a "false, inaccurate smear" -- namely, by pointing out that while New Times and SF Weekly are affiliated entities to VVM, they are <span style="font-style: italic;">not the same</span>. And -- wouldn't you know -- it appears there's <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/business/articles/2010/01/21/20100121biz-villagevoice-lawsuit0121.html">nothing in the pockets</a> of New Times and the Weekly but <span style="font-weight: bold;">lint and Chuck E Cheese tokens.</span><br /><br />Got no money -- see!<br /><br />As long as SFBG's lawyers slept through all their law school lectures on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicarious_liability">Vicarious Liability</a>, I'm sure this strategy will work just great.http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/01/alt-weakly-pt-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-5878922047748187326Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:42:00 +00002010-01-10T18:57:54.034-08:00Alt WeaklyFor some reason this hasn't attracted much notice nationally, but this last week the San Francisco Bay Guardian <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/01/07/MNG21BF2MH.DTL">won a whopping $21 million dollar judgment</a> against Village Voice Media for monopolistic practices by VVM-owned SF Weekly. But because VVM was apparently too cocky to post bond before the case, now the <span style="font-style: italic;">Bay Guardian</span> can start seizing VVM assets from pretty much anywhere it likes in the 16-paper chain.<br /><br />It's already <a href="http://www.sfbg.com/blogs/politics/2010/01/the_latest_on_collecting_the_s.html">grabbed SF Weekly's delivery vehicles</a>...http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/01/alt-weakly.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-7991833951076694889Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:25:00 +00002010-01-10T18:39:42.070-08:00Zut alors!Another week, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/08/world/europe/08eurostar.html">another headache</a> for the Chunnel. It's amusing to recall that at one time, proposals for a Channel Tunnel were attacked by British nationalists as inviting <span style="font-weight: bold;">certain destruction by a French invasion.</span><br /><br />Check out <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=310a2cxYTVgC&amp;printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&amp;q=&amp;f=false">this rabble-rousing novel from 1882</a> that I once came across:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S0qMwtalW9I/AAAAAAAABBk/Gn8XGE0kR94/s1600-h/chunnel.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 231px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JTPKWPsrf74/S0qMwtalW9I/AAAAAAAABBk/Gn8XGE0kR94/s400/chunnel.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5425303469573888978" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Behold the horrors of the invasion!:<br /><blockquote><br />John Smith's first experience of an invader was not a pleasant one. Accustomed to live quietly in a little street just running off the Strand, and there to sell butter and bacon and eggs in<span class="gtxt_body"> sufficient quantity to maintain himself and small family, he had certainly never looked forward to a time when a French sergeant and four infantry privates would be billetted upon him, and would choose his upstairs parlour as their sleeping and living room.... he saw their filthy mess utensils on his light Brussels carpet, and his piano turned into a sort of cupboard for preserved soups, while a silk-covered couch that had been his pride was made into a bed for the sergeant, and some of his chimney ornaments were flung out of the window as being in the way... Screamed at by the sergeant because the domino-box, which he had produced to order, was a small one, and wholly beneath the dignity of a French soldier, and ordered to fetch wine instead of stout, and to put a good dinner on the table, he hastened to obey...<br /><br />It is true he saw his plate and knives go to fill the haversacks of his invaders, and was obliged to let them take the contents of his till. But after all his was not a specially hard case; it must be confessed he deserved more. For John Smith had contributed as much as anybody, or more than some people, to the very state of things which he now deplored.<br /><br />He it was who had seconded a resolution at Exeter Hall against a proposed large increase of the English navy.<br /><br />He it was who had taken shares in the Anglo-French Channel Tunnel...</span></blockquote><span class="gtxt_body"></span>http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/01/zut-alors.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9793413.post-5440801007772068077Sun, 03 Jan 2010 20:22:00 +00002010-01-03T12:43:31.592-08:00If It's Too Loud...NPR has<a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122114058&amp;ps=cprs"> a terrific piece</a> this week on the Loudness War -- as mourned/explained by this YouTube video:<br /><br /><center><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Gmex_4hreQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Gmex_4hreQ&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"></embed></object></center><br />As a drummer, hearing every part of the kit and <span style="font-style: italic;">every single beat</span> rammed to the front of mixes is as depressing as... I don't know, probably as depressing as Auto-Tune abuse is to singers. Anyway, NPR has Bob Ludwig on hand to explain -- he's mastered pretty much every classic album you've heard of, ever -- and the historical context of 45s makes this an especially fascinating look at the phenomenon.http://weekendstubble.blogspot.com/2010/01/if-its-too-loud.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Paul Collins)