What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2.. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend

So let's See if Lilgriz fits this age group.............I realize its a couple years older than him but i was going with the closet one...........

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed yep I didn't notice any wayward hair when you two were here.......... 2.. Doesn't belch or scratch in public Not that i noticed..........unless he's really quick3. Doesn't borrow money too often--who has money to loan anyone. 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting Poor man how could he? 5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times Doesn't remember the punch line the first time........... 6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends- He seemed to jump off mine real well, especially when you said lets go get something to eat........ 7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear You picked them out for him right? 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner Not sure but he sure likes Chineese9. Remembers your name on occasion Welll as long as your name is uh uh uh ummmm oh Treas................ But cut him some slack he had just saw that hot little..........................car, he wanted.............OK it was a minivan...........but i was trying to save his reputation here.10. Shaves some weekends and puts on this cologne that drives you wild.....and at least now I have convinced you I really don't want details................