Late-Night Laughs

Enjoy some good one-liners and bits from your favorite late-night comedians.

The Debates Are Over, But the Jokes Keep Coming

Oct 25, 2012

Jimmy Fallon: "Donald Trump said he has a 'very big' announcement about President Obama that could cost him the election. Yeah, he’s going to endorse him."

David Letterman: "The latest polls among registered voters show 6% are undecided. Pick one, come on! These are the guys you see in the Baskin-Robbins asking for free samples."

Jay Leno: "So far for Halloween, sales of Obama masks are 30% higher than sales of Romney masks. That makes sense. I mean, what's scarier than four more years of this economy?"

Seth Meyers: "Both Republicans and Democrats are saying that Latino voters will decide who wins in three key states, Colorado, Florida and Nevada. Or as the candidates are now calling them, 'Colorado, Florida y Nevada.'"