His site has been online since 1997—and has the web design to prove it. Prof. Sakai, who really seems to like America, was on Japanese TV a few years back to explain the real doll subculture to the masses.

This subculture isn't a Japanese thing only, and there are those living the life outside Japan.

So if you are down with Sakai's hobby, he even provides directions on his NSFW website, so you can swing by his doll museum and, um, hang out with his 20-odd dolls, and have them hold drinks or set them up to chop vegetables and have them just...stand there.