Being the sort that you are, I believe that a certin couple of my ex boyfriends would be perfect meals for you. Jane, I request EXTRA torture from you for them before your meal as they were torturous of me in many ways. They will fill you up, as they were big guys. One of them will be spicy though!

Thanks,Jenn

Ah, Jane.....she does love to play with her food.I shall dispatch her to deal with your former gentlemen; she's a bit put out that she cannot attend Bella's birthday party today. I did not approve of her gift ideas. She assures me that it is an American custom to "spank" people on their birthday but I just don't think that would be quite polite.

The Real Aro wrote:Sadly my brother does not share your opinion of Father Time, for him the hours without his beloved are too numerous. And my darling, it's very difficult to eat a fictional character, perhaps you can provide us with a more appetizing meal?

Aro,

That's most unfortunate. However, I do have a counter proposal! There's a certain English professor, who thought it might be fun and helpful to give his students two quizzes about our homework during the same class. Somehow, I did not share this opinion. Perhaps he would be a more agreeable meal...companion.

Love as always,Samantha

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I'm sure we could find a blood bank we could steal from, if only to keep the guests from being endangered. We've done it before when stuck in cities where the nearest animals are domesticated dogs and cats.