Lighter Side: Even Cheney Needs A Break From His Heavenly Chores

A wave of frantic concern surged through the hawkish Neocon community of sunshine soldiers Sunday when Dick Cheney failed to appear on the Fox News Impeach Obama round-the-clock marathon. Did his bionic heart fail him? His daughter Liz quickly stepped up to reassure everyone that the heart was working fine, explaining his absence to the faithful: “On the seventh Day, Daddy rests.”

(One of the following will stop the runaway train called “Obama” and will be famous forever! Check everyone listed and guess who will achieve this:)

A Republican; a Democrat; an Independent; a Chinese dissident; a Muslim jihadist; a talk show host; a teenager on meds; a movie star; a White House policeman; a Black rap artist; Michelle Obama; a Jewish columnist; a 90-year-old jogger; a death row inmate; YOU; a member of a Russian garden club; a Wall Street insider; a perennial lottery loser; a Secret Service agent; a recently discovered superbug; a vengeful pig farmer; a 105-year-old Tea Party member; a mad Army general; a gay alien from the Exonica Galaxy; the world’s first transgendered dog, or one of Obama’s live-in relatives.

(The correct answer, buried above, is three letters long and in caps. For more on the same tyrant, Google “The Background Obama Can’t Cover Up” and also “WHITE HOUSE-GROWN TERRORISTS starring Obaba Black Sheep…”)