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The Utili-Kilt

The holiday season quickly approaches, and our goal for this season is to allow you to get all your gift giving ideas from the RiffTrax Blog.

The first gift idea we have for you is The Utili-Kilt. Once belonging exclusively in the wardrobes of high school kids who really wanted to look back on a part of their life with regret, the kilt has now exploded onto the fashion scene, thanks in no small part to the versatile and stylish nature of the Utili-Kilt.

The Workman

The Spartan

The Tuxedo

The Leather

Shockingly ranging in price from $110 (the Spartan) to over $600 (the leather), there’s no better way to say “This joke gift could have easily bought you something really, really awesome instead.” We will have to speculate about the identity of the torso-less model, but I feel comfortable saying that I am 90% certain that it is Quentin Tarantino.

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As a proud owner of the classic Utilikilt for over 7 years I can only say, try it before you knock it. And then be man enough to take all the bad jokes and snide comments you will hear every time you wear it.
Though the one commit I get most often from other guys is, “Where can I get one?”

My feeling is: if you’re going to wear a kilt, go all the way and wrap yourself in 30 yards or so of fluffy, water-resistant wool homespun. It can double as a coat, cape, tent, small sheep pen, or hammock: now THAT’S a UTILIkilt!