Can someone besides this Scallywag please write a protest letter to Gawker for boring us to death…

It seems anyone these days can make a claim to fame- just turn up on Gawker’s radar, become a manufactured sensation and watch the inane commentary roll. Of course we wonder why Gawker bothers on such a nefarious drifter. She’s not that particularly photogenic, outlandish, intriguing, (Christ – she’s not even a super model!)

Anyway the story continues for the fourth week on a roll, and we wonder when Ferrell (assuming she really exists) and her publicist- Gawker will come out of hiding and announce a joint publishing/ movie deal.

Anyway, it’s a rainy day so go ahead and kill yourselves, or then again just read about another hopeless case on the run.