The boy band craze has come and gone, like new wave, disco, and the Second British Invasion led by Duran Duran. It's time for the Muslim Invasion, with bands like Quran-Quran and a slew of other acts that came over to the States with their polished Sharia-driven performance, charisma and stylish fashion sensibilities. For a young person somewhere in the West, it must have been both shocking and fascinating to see these audacious-looking groups invade their television screens.

"I don't know why that was," says Aludra, one of the three teenage girls from Colorado caught leaving the U.S. in order to become Quran-Quran's groupies. "It was kind of an explosion that came out after Obama swung through America - a whole new generation that was interested in a flamboyant act over content."

It would not be an exaggeration to describe these acts as a "Muslim Invasion" reminiscent of the "British Invasion" back in the 1960s led by the Beatles.

"I must say that I had no sense of being part of any invasion," said Mahmud, Quran-Quran's front man, featured in the group's latest beheading video. "We were just extremely style-conscious while killing, raping, and beheading infidels, but had no real sense of how important the U.S. news market was and how central to our story it has become."

Their origins can be traced to the 7th century AD - a hybrid of retro, glam and gore, pioneered by such acts as Mohammed and the Assassins.

"I remember sitting in McDonalds with my friends and we would talk about Mohammed, Charles Manson, Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, Mordor... Our idea was to blend all these different styles into one band. Our videos contain all these acts, but it's unmistakably our style."

"We felt that slaughtering infidels the old way had becoming stagnant and boring," said Mahmud. "There were some great gangs around, but there wasn't a lot happening. We started to use video in a different way, stumbled onto a new style, and boom! Young kids from all over the West were rushing to Syria, wanting to become our groupies. I guess we were just in the right place at the right time."

Besides the mass killings, a huge factor to these Islamic bands' appeal is their appearance with the big hairstyles and sleek outfits. "I remember watching them and thinking, what do they put in the water over there? These guys are so beautiful!" said Medea Benjamin of Code Pink. "And they all know how to apply make-up better than most women I know."

However, their act might have been ignored in America had it not been for YouTube. "YouTube gave us a foot in the door," said Mahmud. "We weren't touring and YouTube got us into everybody's living room. Americans invented all the technology we needed - iPhones, computers, the Internet, YouTube… So we got lucky there."

"But there's also a danger in it," Mahmud added. "Oftentimes the style of the video overwhelms the actual act of killing. As a mass murder enthusiast, I prefer to spend more time and resources beheading infidels and less on promotional stuff like videos, but it's becoming the other way around. For most Islamic groups we know it's now less about the killing and more about those really pompous intros, with floating animated logos and other Hollywood-style nonsense."

"Success went to their heads; they got bloated egos and no sense of perspective," says Mahmud about some of his fellow band leaders. "They've burnt out and are on their way to become one-hit wonders. That's our biggest fear and it forces us to work harder. We have serious competition, too. No other video personality has enjoyed more attention than Barack Obama, but we can also stake a claim of dominance on the American news cycle. Breaking America is what everyone wants to do. Not just for the money, though that's most of it, but also because if you made it in America then you made it."

Good to see our Muslim comrades being embraced by mainstream Americans.

This just in from All The News We Dare Imagine."Hoping to avoid controversy while maintaining the inactivity of the Obama administration, ISIS has proactively declared it's stance on whether or not Obama loves America."

Meeting you with a view to a killFace to face in secret places feel the chillNightfall covers meBut you know, the plans I'm makingStill overseeCould it be the whole earth opening wideA sacred why, a mystery gaping insideThe weekends why, until we[Chorus]Dance into the fireThat fatal kiss is all we needDance into the fireTo fatal sounds of broken dreamsDance into the fireThat fatal kiss is all we needDance into the fireThe choice for you is the view to a killBetween the shades assassination standing stillThe first crystal tearsFall as snowflakes on your bodyFirst time in yearsTo drench your skin with lover's rosy stainA chance to find a phoenix for the flameA chance to die, but can we[Chorus]When all we see is the view to a kill

And I used to think music was the heart of the brain. Maybe I was right, after all. This was not the way I thought of it, though. Oh, well. Let's try a new tack about music. Give me some time to figure out what that might be.

In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you Smell worse than I sound, I'm lost in a mosque And I'm hungry like a halal pig-dog Straddle the line with this cord and a whip I'm on the hunt I'm after you Mouth is alive with juices like infidel blood And I'm hungry like a halal pig-dog

In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you A scent worse than my sound, you're lost and I pound And I'm hungry like a halal pig-dog Strut on a line, with this cord and a whip I howl and you whine, I'm after you Barely alive, you're running inside And I'm hungry like a halal pig-dog

Hungry like a halal pig-dog Hungry like a halal pig-dog Hungry like a halal pig-dog

Burning the ground, I join the crowd I'm on the hunt, I'm after you I smell worse than I sound, you're lost and I pound And I'm hungry a halal pig-dog Strut on a line, with this cord and a whip I'm on the hunt, I'm after you Mouth is alive with juices like infidel blood And I'm hungry like a halal pig-dog

As we know, different markets have different sensibilities and require different lyrics. To accommodate those with certain sensitivities, such as Komissar al-Blogunov, two different versions were published:

In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you Smell worse than I sound, I'm lost in a mosque And I'm explosive like a lone wolf Straddle the line with this cord and a whip I'm on the hunt I'm after you Mouth is alive with juices like infidel blood And I'm explosive like a lone wolf

In touch with the ground I'm on the hunt I'm after you A scent worse than my sound, you're lost and I pound And I'm explosive like a lone wolf Strut on a line, with this cord and a whip I howl and you whine, I'm after you Barely alive, you're running inside And I'm explosive like a lone wolf

Explosive like a lone wolf Explosive like a lone wolf Explosive like a lone wolf

Burning the ground, I join the crowd I'm on the hunt, I'm after you I smell worse than I sound, you're lost and I pound And I'm explosive like a lone wolf Strut on a line, with this cord and a whip I'm on the hunt, I'm after you Mouth is alive with juices like infidel blood And I'm explosive like a lone wolf

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