Enemies with the AI of roughly the same quality of those originally used for Civ V.

The controls of Tomb Raider.

Horrible 8-bit music.

A graphic designer who is unaware of any color which is not neon.

"The Collectivist experiment is thoroughly suited (in appearance at least) to the Capitalist society which it proposes to replace. It works with the existing machinery of Capitalism, talks and thinks in the existing terms of Capitalism, appeals to just those appetites which Capitalism has aroused, and ridicules as fantastic and unheard-of just those things in society the memory of which Capitalism has killed among men wherever the blight of it has spread."
- Hilaire Belloc -

At 5/18/2013 11:15:30 AM, suttichart.denpruektham wrote:And I actually like 8-bit music

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I was referring to something along these lines:

That's what I mean by 'horrible'.

"The Collectivist experiment is thoroughly suited (in appearance at least) to the Capitalist society which it proposes to replace. It works with the existing machinery of Capitalism, talks and thinks in the existing terms of Capitalism, appeals to just those appetites which Capitalism has aroused, and ridicules as fantastic and unheard-of just those things in society the memory of which Capitalism has killed among men wherever the blight of it has spread."
- Hilaire Belloc -

Lets make it offensive too.You play as Hitler's bastard's bastard who has taken it upon himself to eradicate the world of Jews. You can capture people you suspect of being jewish and lock them in your basement and torture them til they confess.You can only have one save and every so often you will randomly lose money (or something else that takes time to accumulate) and it will autosave simulateously to doing this.There will be random spikes in difficult and the game will actively and offensively belittle you for ever failing.Everything will be next gen brown.If you finally win (I haven't decided whether the final boss (the physical landmass of isreal turning into a giant robot and fighting you) should be actually possible to beat) it should promise post game content, but instead have infinitely long credits.The combat should be ripped off from Deadly Premonition.The game will be set in Birmingham (worst place on earth)Minigames will include lynching black people, protesting gay pride events, and kidnapping doctors who perform circumcision and circumcising them.Music should be 15 seconds looped samples of such classics such as Daniel Powters bad day, and Biebers "Baby"Purposefully make loading screens really long.Playing the game will give you syphilis.