Carole: Hey, Goose, you big stud!Goose: That's me, honey.Carole: Take me to bed or lose me forever.Goose: Show me the way home, honey.

Maverick: Jesus Christ, and you think I'm reckless? When I fly, I'll have you know that my crew and my plane come first.Charlie: Well, I am going to finish my sentence, Lieutenant. My review of your flight performance was right on.Maverick: Is that right?Charlie: That is right, but I held something back. I see some real genius in your flying, Maverick, but I can't say that in there. I was afraid that everyone in the tax trailer would see right through me, and I just don't want anyone to know that I've fallen for you.

Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet.Car Dealership owner: He means a car that women like.Borat: Yes, but where do you keep this magnet?Car Dealership owner: [interrupts] No. There's no magnet he just means the vehicle. Women love the Hummers.Borat: Do this have a pussy magnet?Car Dealership owner: No. The vehicle itself would be a magnet.Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?Car Dealership owner: Yeah but there's no-there's no such thing in this country as a-as a magnet.

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