On Monday afternoon, Donald Trump will deliver a statement on healthcare which, incidentally, Americans need more than ever seeing as we’ve all developed ulcers in the last six months. While efforts to repeal the Affordable Care Act have—much to Trump’s chagrin—so far been unsuccessful, we can’t breathe easy yet.

According to The Hill, Trump will speak at 3:15 p.m., after he has met with—ahem—“victims of Obamacare.” Surely we will be regaled with tall tales aplenty—that is, if we can understand a fucking word our numbskull POTUS says.

In preparation for his health care address, Trump squirted out a Sunday evening tweet on the same topic.

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The Senate plans to vote on the revised—and equally abominable—healthcare legislation this week. If it were to pass, 17 million people would be bereft of health insurance by 2018. That said, the problematic bill is unlikely to be successful. But we’ve learned not to brush off seemingly unlikely outcomes—and the GOP has made clear that they won’t abandon this cruel endeavor.