FAIL FRIDAY: Thanksgiving Trauma

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Ten real submissions, 20 photos, and two videos that didn’t seem quite right. Names were omitted to protect the guilty.

Beefing up so you can fit into your dead brother’s clothes. He had an awesome wardrobe. RIP. TFM.-Anonymous

No sense in letting all that Abercrombie go to waste.

When a girl at Thanksgiving is all like “Roger Dorn from TFM looks like Adam Carolla with down syndrome” as you nod your head and hand her a drink as you lead back to your house for a stuffing. TFM.-Anonymous

It’s true. He does.

Making the pledge with clinically-diagnosed Arachnophobia battle ten tarantulas in a pitch-black, locked room…naked. So frat, so college. TFM.-Anonymous

Enticing the slam over for Thanksgiving by letting her know you’re bringing the stuffing. TFM.-Anonymous

Is it a secret family recipe or something? Oh you mean sex stuffing. You brought the sex stuffing.

Calling in the pledge to muffdive while you survey around for your next slam. TFM.-Anonymous

“Get in there and munch while I survey, you pledge fuck.”

A nurse id been foolin’ around with was like “Well, i can get the doctor to tell you that you got Alzheimer’s and you can forget you have cancer,” and i was like well get him to tell you that too and you forget your not pregnant. TFM.-Anonymous