Joe Manganiello Is "People" Magazine's Hottest Bachelor

Which is fair. The rest of the magazine's list is ALL WRONG though.

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People magazine just released their list of 2014's "Hottest Bachelors," but, OK, before you get your hopes up, know that there's no Juan Pablo Galavis in the mix. This is not about reality TV dating shows after all, instead it's a broader look at the finest single men of legitimate celebrity caliber out there in Hollywood and beyond. And this year, Magic Mike's Joe Manganiello is in first place, the magazine's most eligible bachelor this year. Not that you should be, but if you're wondering why Manganiello landed the top spot, here's the photo People used in their slideshow:

Convinced now? Good. Also making the cut are single celebrities including Jared Leto, Liam Hemsworth, Ian Somerhalder, and Usher. That said, Usher told the magazine that, when it comes to kissing, his preferred style is "the wetter, the better," and that sounds like it should grounds for disqualification from a "hottest bachelor" listicle, right?

Prince Harry rounds out the list at No. 10, though it's crazy, really, that being fourth-in-line to the Great British throne wouldn't guarantee you a spot in the top five — especially when No. 5 is basically going to drool on you mid-makeout on your second date.