Oh Fucking Mother of Mercy Skyrim

I’ve been playing The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for the last month and Je-he-he-hesus is it awesome. I’ve got my three characters: Midge Magerson – destruction specialist and sneak extraordinaire, The Angriest Orc in the World – greatsword aficionado who is not to be fucked with, and Billy Mays – traveling salesman. I’ve also got a new graphics card (the ATI Radeon HD 6850) which runs it magnificently. Of course, even the fastest hardware in the world wouldn’t eliminate Bethesda’s trademark bugs, which have at the very least yet to render my savegames kaput or my game unlaunchable in the cases of Fallout 3 and New Vegas, respectively.

Also in the several months since the last update, I have procured a Playstation 3 and numerous Blu-rays, such as Hot Fuzz, In Bruges, Inglorious Basterds, Firefly: The Complete Series, and Taxi Driver. Which are good. Aside from Skyrim, I’ve also been playing Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne, Metal Gear Solid 4, Pokemon Red, Blue, and Silver, among others. Finally, I’ve been listening to Electric Six, AFI’s older albums, and Chopin.

This concludes your daily update of things absolutely no one gives a shit about.