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Episode 9: Kegel Convention

Sorry for the delay, but I’m an incredibly lazy man. We recorded this almost a week ago. Here’s my imperfect recollections of what we talked about:

For those of you who took the over on “number of times we’d talk about kegels on the show,” HAVE I GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU

We spend even more time talking about my parents. I’m beginning to think this is actually an elaborate ruse to finally get me into the family counseling that I so desperately need

All you every wanted to know about my wife’s TV watching habits

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The Cubs convention. Or, more accurately, what Andy and Kerm did around/near the Cubs convention. Think of the convention as sex, and Andy and Kerm were two devout Mormons a month before their wedding. They played around the entrance, but never went all the way in

All this and more awaits. This time I didn’t even edit it for length, so you even get all of the uncomfortable silences and canine interruptions you can stand! Remember! YOU ASKED FOR THIS.