Sometimes my mom and I tackle the tough issues. Here is a conversation we had recently about cloning. I love how I assume we are both getting one.

Lindasaur: I've been toiling over the computer ALL day...I wish I could clone MYSELFfevrier records:yeah that would be ideal fevrier records: you also wouldn't have to pay your clones. you could be like., fuck you. I own your assfevrier records: you don't need to eat. just write stuffLindasaur: yeah, yeah.... good plan....I keep EVERYTHINGfevrier records: i wonder that about clones... like can they flip out like normal humans... like what if your clone killed you? Lindasaur: well, the cloned sheep turned out to have genetic dilution...causing weird mental/physical stuff, I thinkfevrier records: like I bet people would just treat clones like slavesLindasaur: But how could they...wouldn't the clone have its independent brain and free will?
You wouldn't think as ONE personLindasaur: and you wouldn't be a programmed robotfevrier records: i knowfevrier records: but like... you'd look at it and see you... and knew you came first and this was just like a xeroxfevrier records: and if it's kinda YOU .. can't you treat YOU however you want? (like shit) I think it would just be MY natural tendency anywayfevrier records: to think of the clone as my other halffevrier records: so I could be like "dude.. you weren't even BORN out of a pussy. Now make me breakfast or I'll have you killed. "Lindasaur:But if they had a similar superior brain...like yours...why would they listen?fevrier records: true. they could be like "make THIS, bitch!"fevrier records: how weird... imagine being totally pissed at your clone or thinking she was a nerd.
the overt self-examination properties of it all are truly too-rich-fo-my-blood! Lindasaur: me, too....I would be too-a-confuse alla-da-timefevrier records:hahha like.. would you have to call it Linda? fevrier records: you would be SO pissed if she had a boyfriend and you didn't!fevrier records:but then again, maybe you could share him... ?Lindasaur: honey...my life is too complicated as it is....I'd rather have a butlerfevrier records: yeahfevrier records: i'd rather have a ski-doo