Friday, July 15, 2005

Books You Won't See Soon

The Internet Monk recently posted on "Books that WON'T be published anytime soon." Some were quite amusing. Other bloggers have joined in the fun and I've listed some of the best below. Some will make sense to you, others will not.

Humor for the Pulpit by John Piper

It Doesn't Matter and What If It Did? by Al Mohler

Systematic Theology by Benny Hinn

Slain in the Spirit by John MacArthur

Tattooing: The Devil's Own Artform by Derek Webb

Topical Preaching 101 by Al Mohler

What I Really Believe by Brian McLaren

Becoming The Woman of His Dreams by Joyce Meyers

Attractive Web Design by James White and the Alpha & Omega Staff

What's Wrong With Rick Warren? by Richard Abanes

Living on a Budget by Joel Osteen

Towards a Modern Form of Textual Criticism by Peter Ruckman

The Trinity: Explained, Defended, and Applied by Phillips, Craig, and Dean

Perpetual Poverty: Why I Took My Vows by Creflo Dollar

I Am Only A Man by Kenneth Copeland

1 Corinthians 14: A Model for Worship by the pastoral staff of the Toronto Airport Christian Fellowship

SALVATION! The Best Choice I Ever Made General Editor: Wayne Grudem (With contributions from John Piper, John MacArthur, R.C. Sproul, Albert Mohler, and James White. Introduction by Phil Johnson)

Biblical Hermeneutics: You Can't just Make Stuff Up by Bruce Wilkinson

Yes, that is chapter six. However, it is only 1 sentence: "Turn that screw up near the handle until the valve comes off in a powerful torrent that might crack your ribs if you're standing right in front of it."