Finally, a crazy gimmicky alarm clock that I
desperately need
. The $26
Danger Bomb Clock
brings a little
excitement
to the endless drudgery of your morning routine by getting your heart pumping. When the alarm goes off, you have to "defuse" the alarm by figuring out which of the three wires to pull. If you pick the wrong one—
boom
.

Okay, it doesn't actually
explode
if you get it wrong. Actually, I have no idea what does happen, given that the entire product page is written in Japanese. I assume it keeps beeping. Maybe it beeps louder? Maybe it
stabs you
, I don't know. But I do know that this will be great training for my plans to join the local bomb squad. Which seems to
get a lot of business
these days.
Zing!