It only smells like **** because everyone knows someone who uses too much, so even if you smell it in good moderation you imagine it's too strong. Especially goes for anyone who's ever been in a school locker room.

Everytime my mom gets perfume she buys me and my brother axe. He's always like "**** YEA" but in side I'm screaming"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU". So I spray all of my brother's stuff with it and my mom thinks he just over used it. Everything went better than expected.

Untrue. The best smell I've ever smelled in my whole life was a kid named Nic Cervone that would wear axe and wear real leather and the smell ... I wanted to suck on him everywhere and anywhere, anytime anyplace. It was the most appealing smell, literally, I've ever encountered in my 20 years of life.