What, more so than the concrete cows? The cows didn't just beat Manchester United 4-0 at professional football, so yes. Even more than the cows.

Oh, they're a football team. Where are they in the Premier League? They're actually only in League One.

But that's the same as the Premier League, isn't it? Hoo boy, this is going to take some explaining. In 1992, the first division of English football was renamed as the Premier League, so all the divisions below that got bumped up a league. Then, in 2004, the new division one was renamed as the Championship, so all the divisions below that got bumped up a league again. So League One is actually …

I was going to ask about that. Don't the Dons usually play in Wimbledon? Another long story. They did until 1991, but then they moved out and shared a ground with Crystal Palace for 12 years. Then, after that, they upped sticks entirely and moved to Milton Keynes, changed their name to MK Dons, and the rest is history.

And all the fans in Wimbledon have to commute to games? No, they got so fed up with the move that they founded AFC Wimbledon instead. That club's in League Two now.

Which is … hang on … It's the old fourth division. Do keep up.

I think my brain might be starting to melt. Look, it's all very simple. A tiny team from not a very good league just beat a massive team from a really good league by a measure of four goals, and we should be celebrating an almighty triumph by David over Goliath.

Got it. Right. Except, by losing so comprehensively to such a small club, Manchester United can now technically be considered Davids themselves. I think. Hang on, has anyone got a flip chart?

Do say: "Finally, Milton Keynes can be famous for something other than being a primary filming location for Superman IV."