Waaaaahhhh...No milk for me. The cow was looking at me, seemingly saying, "I've been so patient with you, letting you pull on my bovine boobies, and you didn't get anything?!"Finally, dumating na ang parental unit et al. And they all laughed at me when they learned what I tried to do. Hello! I wouldn't have had to do that kung andun sila sa bahay pagdating ko, diba?! #WalaPangBantayBataNun. Apparently, you have to "prime" the mammaries before you can get milk. Malay ko ba?! So there.NOTE: Breast milk is best for babies up to 2 years. After that, mag-TetraPak na lang. Mahirap palang mag-gatas.*That cow was my Ingkong's pamana sa akin. The poorita's version of a trust fund. Hehehe. All proceeds from the sale of calves from that heifer went to my educational fund. Pang-tuition. Uniform. Etc. My Ingkong loved me so much and let me get away with my pranks. Which reminds me of the time when...hmmmmm...sa ibang entry na lang.