'HARD KNOCKS' KINDA SUCKS — In case you missed it, you can watch Awful Announcing's collection of highlights or read my lazy-ass commentary over at KSK. There's also some professional-type criticism from a real journalist at the Dallas Morning News. He said a lot of things that reflected my thoughts on the show, only without jokes about T.O. blowing his teammates.

MEET TEAM USA — Ball Don't Lie has a pretty good YouTube of Chris Strong interviewing different members of the men's Olympic basketball team. It's a little long, but Dwight Howard's Shaq impression is always worth a watch. If he stopped working out for three years he could have the right body type to go with the voice.