Monday, July 28, 2008

Useful Nouns - Forks

Hey people who don't have llamas as pets - or if you do thats awesome!

Forks are very useful and can have up to four prongs on the end. I feel bad for all of those people out there that have three pronged forks 'cause they can't afford the extra luxury of a fourth prong. I'm glad homeless people get to experience the pleasure of four pronged forks because they give them at homeless centers. Anyways back to forks, you can use them to eat any kind of food - excluding liquidated ones. Plus a fork and a spoon - two of many utensils - can be combined to make a spork - or can it be called a "foroon" (I wonder). A fork can be a very loyal friend too that will never leave you literally empty handed at meals and will always be there for you. A fork adds an awesome touch to any kind of theme just hang it to a wall, or frame it - everyone will ask you about it. Plus, a fork is a great gift to give anyone for a birthday, x-mas, and so on.

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Welcome to Random Awesome Stuff

Hello people on the Internet,

I'm Matthew and I love being totally random. Have you ever thought of the uses of condiments, the importance of colors, or how politically incorrect milk is? Well I have! I am going to keep you updated with the latest randomness of science, technology, food, animals, spoons, giraffes, and... just totally random stuff. I'm going to try to post daily, but it may turn out weekly. So tell all of your friends and random people you meet to visit my blog - or maybe its really our blog cause I'm going to involve you in random debates, polls, and quizzes - every so often because there will always be something new.