Friends, Freedom aficionados, air breathers, country livers, hear me! Our awesomely inspiring Western way of living is under attack! This is no Red nuclear threat. This is no China ringing the doorbell to come collect your national debt . This is no pedophile offering your kids candy (even though they’re EVERYWHEEEERE!!!!)

No! These are foreign threats who possess evil powers, unheard of by even Satan!

QUICKLY!!! VISUAL IDENTIFICATION!!!

Don’t be fooled by his seemingly low-tech apparel and smelly mode of transport. This MONSTER who intends to kill you and your favorite celebrity/food/drink/way of life/pornstar is capable of :

* making the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) stand down on 9/11! That’s right, folks, these callous monsters made the brave folks at NORAD, who have held the North American continent close to their patriotic hearts with surface to air missiles, air to air missiles, spy satellites, solid communications, and a perfect record of controlling wayward airliners, all confused and unable to intercept – and possibly shoot down – 4 planes on 9/11. BASTARDS!!!

* making two 110 story skyscrapers and one 47 story building collapse into their own footprints, blatantly exposing their witchcraft, as the evildoers they are. TERRORISTS!!!

* being highly aware of American and British military schedules regarding exercises on 9/11/01 and 7/7/05, and tailoring their attack in such a way to look EXACTLY like the exercises. Confusion abound. TERRORISTS!!!

NOW FOR SOME… PATRIOTIC CHRISTIAN SOLUTION[S]!!!

Seeing as how these EVIL TERRORISTS will stop at nothing to kill, torture, maim, destroy, enslave, mock, spit on, and gang fuck your family, and possess the ability to mingle amongst the general public, we have no other choices in the west than to give up some liberties for freedom! The terrorists WILL get you if you don’t ask your government to protect you.

So we will be:

1)taking your guns (USA)

2)searching you preventively (NL)

3)watching you 24/7 for your safety (UK)

PS – Spain has always been a police state, so I won’t bother with them.

*DON’T FORGET: THE GOVERNMENT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND*

*ISLAMIC TERRORISTS HATE YOU FOR EATING McDONALDS AND TALKING FREELY ABOUT STUFF*

Allow me to make a few baseless assumptions you will all hail as great and obvious truths in the near future.

Baseless run up to assumption #1:

For some time now, scientists have made great breakthroughs in the fields of science known as ‘weather engineering’. Weather engineering, as the name implies, is the science of using weather as a tool, to perhaps aid, or enslave, entire populations depending on the intentions of the subsidizers.

Click the thumbnail to see the classic pattern clouds form when being seeded.

Since clouds partially determine the temperature of earth, I am going toassume:

The UN IPCC (United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change) is going to latch on to temperature shifts in our climates, as excuses to force feed us global carbon taxes. A smart move, seeing as how carbon is one of the most common elements in our biosphere, we even exhale it…

Baseless run up to assumption #2:

Recently my country, the Netherlands, has entered into the war of’ terror against local populations, who keep inconveniencing the flow of oil with their living on it. Resistance against this conflict abound, oh yes, every thinking person has a foul taste from the Christo-fascism, courtesy of the Christian Conservatives. (a very conservative concept, paying out the ass for a war that was premised on a self inflicted wound).

The funny thing is, though, people somehow accept the fact that we’re at war with the people of Afghanistan – oh excuse me, the totally not-created-by-the-C.I.A Taliban – and move on with their lives.

Since all peoples tend to wake up to the cost of war as soon as their dead countrymen start coming back in pine boxes, I’m going toassume:

that when the People of Holland start to see this war on terror as what it is, namely a war OF terror, steps will be taken by the complicit media and secret services of the Low Lands, being: massive fear mongering, secondly assassinations or bombings, to manufacture consent for a war that was premised on a false flag attack

The conspiracy theorist has almost always been right. (some more than others.) The conspiracy theorist has always been needed. The conspiracy theorist, or CT, is a person willing to invest more time, thought and effort in analyzing seemingly innocuous events. But somehow, fellow CT’s, our efforts go unrewarded. Unrewarded to the point of being laughed at by these government sycophants, sucking flaccid corporate penis while committing the most egregious acts of civil negligence and cultural grand larceny.

Going through life unrewarded for your efforts to acquire truth (as far as that’s a physical or philosophical possibility) is the fate of most great conspiracy theorists. I have learned to deal with scorn and looks of “Who is this guy, with those uncomfortable facts I know so little about”. Luckily I can take comfort in the fact that my logical faculties are *somewhat* more developed than most of my sleepwalking peers and many older, but none the wiser, people around me.

A wise man once said…

“In the beginning of a change, the Patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned.When his cause succeeds, however, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a Patriot.“

–Mark Twain

When certain uncomfortable truths get dismissed by people, who are easily offended by not being more intelligent than me, I silently wish for a fascist global police state, crushing their engineered individuality, and the dreams of big houses – and cars these scum-fucks may have. What (admittedly evil) joys I would feel seeing these people groveling to an authority they said would never rule every aspect of their lives.