Go look at the pictures first. No it doesn't make you shallow. You
are tapping into instincts that come from a few billion years of
evolutionary sexual selection. So relax and trust your instincts.
It's like using the force. Maybe judging people based on how they
look is like the dark side of the force but who cares, you are
using the force.

Go look at the pictures and I'll try to round out your impressions
with some words when you click back.

I'm 3% Neanderthal. I can be seductive and I can tell "dad jokes",
but not at the same time. When I get excited in a conversation
about something cerebral I become slightly but noticeably
effeminate. If this is a problem, move on. If you want to gossip
science with the same guy who does things to you at home, continue.

Usually I hang out in a lab and try to cure cancer, but right now
I'm not doing that. Maybe they caught on that all that cancer has
gone uncured. I lyft people around for some cash instead. Which
means I invite people into a car playing questionable music, offer
them candy, and collect a check.
In other words, squandering my white male privilege.

Other than that I am fixing up the basement that Charles Manson
used to squat in while simultaneously living there. Doing some DIY
type stuff, like making kombucha and programming LED lighting.

Books: Mostly sci-fi and non fiction. A good dose of
epistemology.
Movies: Von Trier, Nolan, Hitchcock, Aronofsky, Kronenberg,
etc.
Shows: Netflix binges. I have a numerical rating scale for shows
based on how many times you should watch The Wire before watching
any given show.
Music: Spotify. Recorded music mostly sucks since the Loudness Wars
(ask me if you don't know what that is - it is truly ruining
music). I prefer to go to shows.
Food: I'm 15/28 vagan. That means that between midnight and 6pm I'm
vegan plus I eat bacon. Because reasons.
If we are talking about tastes more generally, I should say that I
also like podcasts, boardgames, and biochemicals.

What are snails even trying to do?
What is the purpose of meaning?
How can I tell if I have lysdexia?
What is the state of Schrodinger's bonsai kitty?
Is Anthony Bourdaine essentially a good or bad person?
How did all these tabs get open?
Where do homeless people get batteries for their boomboxes? How
does surface chemistry of my cast iron cookware (iron, oxygen,
polyunsaturation, coordination complexes) give it non-stick
properties?
Has what I am thinking about already been thoroughly explored and
explained on Wikipedia?
How does Digital Underground perform live (given that Humpty Hump
is actually the same person as Shock G)?
How does the polarity of the molecules in food affect taste and
mouth feel?
Have I been unweighting the back pedal and peddling at 90 RPM? Why
does my boss wants a bar graph of six numbers?
Why the spectrum theory of olfaction isn't accepted?
What is Carbogen like?
Do I really have good mental health, or hypochondria and
anosognosia that perfectly offset each other?

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life.
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Needless to say, the piano bench was entirely covered in veganaise
by then.

Are you really considering messaging a boy? Around here guys
message girls, not the other way around. So I guess you should
message me if you are one of those women who doesn't know her
place, but be warned, I'm kinda into that. It's like Smokey the
Queer says "Only you can fight gender norms. Only you."