An unusual take on modern girl in Thedas concept – through the ages. Warning: hurt/comfort, depressing at times. Rape, non-con, nothing explicit though. Joanne is, at a first glance, typical student. She balances work, studying, and her boyfriend with marginal success. What makes her unusual are her dreams, which take her across fantastic realms... art: Ice Princess by Selenada

"What in the Maker's name were you supposed to do when you liked a woman?" It's a question Alistair has asked himself far too many times since unexpectedly meeting her in the Wilds. And though he knows he should be focusing on the Blight, he can't seem to help himself around her - from falling deeper into his attraction for her. *OC, Cousland Warden with Morrigan, M for lemons*

When Shepard starts presenting strange symptoms, the Normandy Crew contemplate what it would be like having a turian-human baby on deck. Shepard may or may not be panicking, and Garrus may or may not have disappeared.

Tristan Chase is the crazy childhood friend of Commander Shepard. When she serves as Admiral Anderson's XO in Vancouver, it was only supposed to be until Shepard is reinstated but the the Reapers have a way of messing up people's plans. ME3 fic! T for violence, language and romantic implications. F!ShepxKaidan, JamesxOC

Hinata's clan was attacked and she now travels masked as a slave girl. With her company killed and captured she is thrown at the feet of her enemy's camp, Suna, and must now deal with their ruthless, blood-lusting, red-haired commander. What happens when he decides not to kill this girl and strange feelings begin melting his cold heart? GaaraHina.

They've been married for ten years now, and there isn't a day that goes by that they don't think about each other. 5 part fic spanning the course of Cousland/Alistair's marriage. Eventual Inquisition spoilers.

The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

Set shortly after the end of my story, Conspiracy. Palaven is once more under the control of the turians. However, not all of them have been returned home. Shepard and Vakarian aim to rectify that. Rated M for language, violence and mature situations.

When Cerberus brought Zoey Shepard back to life, they made sure to keep her that way. Now she must learn the difficulties of watching those around her fall to the Reapers while she cannot. Now on part two of The Woods series, covering the events of Mass Effect 3. Non-canon, AU. Garrus/FemShep, with hints of Tali/Kal, Ashley/James, and Thane/Kasumi. Cover by preservedcucumbers.

Second chances. He'd never believed in them but now he had one. Was he brave enough to use it? Could he be good enough? Would she feel the same? A Shoker story. Rated M for language, these are marines and probably future smut.

Carver meets a girl. A girl whose life Flemeth saved, whose life is intertwined with his in more ways than one. Eventually, assassins and heroes and awkward conversations are also involved, though not necessarily in that order. / When the door to the clinic closed behind them, Garrett let out a laugh. "Looks like I'm the one in your shadow this time, little brother."

Horizon... Destroyer of hopes and dreams. Instead of enjoying a happy reunion with Kaidan, Shepard is now hurt and angry. She decides to move on with Garrus, thinking that one day Kaidan will come crawling back to her. But will she really want him back? Or will his betrayal turn out to be a blessing in disguise? Rated M for language, violence and sexual content. Some AU elements.

This is a running documentation of the firsts in Cmdr. Rachel Shepard and Kaidan Alenko's relationship. Told from both perspectives. Each chapter divided into Hers and His. Definitely fluffy Shenko. Canonish through all 3 games, but will AU after ME3 because I need my happy ending. Chapter 51! Back on the Normandy...

AU where the turians are kept as pets and considered little more than smart animals. Spectre agent Shepard, by chance, uncovers the dark truth hidden by those in power and struggles to bring the truth to light. M for violence, language and mature situations.

John and Jane survived the accident that killed their parents, but were cruelly separated. As John was molded into a paragon war hero, Jane grew into a no-nonsense problem solver - who solved her problems with her fists. Established M!Shep/Tali, eventual Garrus/Fem Shep. All chapters begin with a flashback giving John and Jane's backstories. Follows the events of ME3.

When Lorelai, Queen of Ferelden and Warden-Commander, finds herself in the worst trouble of her life since the Blight, it's up to her old companions and her Wardens to come together to aid her...and keep her King from getting himself killed in the process

This follows what happens between acts and the growing relationship between two friends. Did the game leave you demanding more info for the years in between? Want fluff and future sex scenes? Then step right up! Reference to game play out by mainly my work SMUT in later chapters. Don't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. F!Hawke/ Fenris

Two people would have no idea of the struggle ahead of them... For their existence. For their love. (Femshep/Kaidan from Mass Effect 1 to 3 and a little beyond.) Contains spoilers for Citadel and Leviathan dlc's - Alternative ending - COMPLETED

Kaidan and Ashley both survive Virmire. Post-Destroy they move on with their lives. When someone threatens the life of Shepard, they must race against the clock to solve the mystery. James isn't going to let the two Spectres have all the fun to themselves. Adoration is a dangerous game. Kaidan/Femshep, James/Ashley. Team Milky Way friendship. COMPLETE with epilogue.

Shakarian pairing Warning: Alenko-Unfriendly Summary: Kaidan could not be more upset. Shepard could not remember. Garrus could not be more used. Mordin... Mordin could only do what Mordin does best. Legion could be a victim of bullying... And more hilarious chapters to come! I am gonna take the story through the full Kaidan encounter as seen on ME2 and ME3. .

The Cousland twins have become Grey Wardens and woe unto the Archdemon and anyone else who gets in their way! An Alistair & F. Cousland along with Morrigan & M. Cousland romance with a lot of friends thrown in for help. The M is for eventual Lemons.

(Formerly the "In Which Garrus . . ." series, just compiled.) A group of one-offs, usually revolving around Garrus finding out some weird new aspect of human culture. All are written in response to crack/comedy prompts, so I'll be updating this as they come up. Mentions of FemShep/Garrus, rated M for language and descriptions of sex/anatomy.

For over a year Fenris had been running, never stopping, never trusting. But when Payton Hawke entered his life, things began to change. Giving shelter to Payton Hawke when an unseemly event caused the rogue to leave Gamlen's shack had not been something Fenris could have predicted doing and yet he couldn't bring himself to deny her shelter.

Shepard isn't quite the stable commander Joker remembers, and he's surprised to be the one helping her pick up the pieces. Follows the events of ME2, focusing on non-game scenes. NEW chapter: Epilogue.

The epic love story of Mari Hawke & Fenris, from just after the Deep Roads thru post game, with many original story lines that dive deeply into how Hawke's true heart heals a broken man. Also includes journal entries by our favorite dwarf, Varric Tethras, and the romantic tale of Bethany and Sebastian. Originally published from March - July 2012.

Amity in the Stars follows the characters and their building relationships that take place during ME2 and post collector base, leading up to ME3. Ellure Shepard struggles with her past and present as she marches ahead, fighting to be the commander everyone expects her to be. Along the way, she discovers an old friend who shares her scars, knows the risk, and loves her anyways.

Fill for the kinkmeme: It's mid-1950s or so, and FemShep is unexpectedly visited one night by an alien invader, which just happens to be Garrus on a recon mission. Garrus is so intrigued that they develop a secret adorable and provocative relationship. Rated M for adult-type stuff in chapter 3 and language.

Jane Shepard doesn't do people. She has no real objection to them but something doesn't quite click when she communicates with others and so she prefers to blend into the background. But maybe there's someone out there she doesn't have to try so hard with... F!Shep/Garrus Pre-ME1 to Post-ME3. Complete. There is also a complete sequel called Finding Me.

Sequel to "Responsibility." C.O. is back! There's comedy, comfort, and chaos as the kitten brings havoc aboard the Normandy and her crew, as told through a series of one-shots. Rated T for implied adult situations and language. FemShep X Garrus.

AU in which the First Contact war starts seventeen years later, and after lasting ten years it's ended with the peace negotiated by asari and salarians and a forced marriage of the two best soldiers from each military.

I seriously think Mass Effect 2's infamous Horizons moment was ALL A PLOT! To keep it canon, this is my take on Cerberus' shenanigans. Follows ME2 storyline with flashbacks to earlier times. Bioware owns all. This is part 3 of 'Valkyrie' Shepard's tale.

Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.

NaruHina AU. Naruto Namikaze, a police officer of Konoha has came across a strange case. Hinata Hyuuga has no idea what's happening, the life she knew wasn't what she seems. It's Naruto's job to help her. And by god he will.

He accepted, and she could not decline. Warning: THERE WILL BE LEMONS. But not too graphic lemons. Sai X Ino, Shikamaru X Temari, Neji X Ten-Ten... And many more! HOPEFULLY, minimal fluff. R&R please! :D

It's been a while. Outside these walls, she had learned to hold her head high as she walked, but the home of her earlier self folded around her like too thick a blanket and Hinata found herself unconsciously lowering her gaze. ItaHina, Complete

A story of wry and cheerful Elisebeth Hawke and the mage she comes to love - as well as her lovable band of misfits. Ch. 37: Epilogue. F!Hawke/Orsino. AU for situation/character changes, a tweaked ending. T for language. Please R&R!

As payment for their last mission, Team 8 receives a device that projects the future. Everyone but Shikamaru is eager to try it, as he is convinced that someone will be embarrassed. And, as usual, he is right. Multiple pairings. *Sequel up*

Everyone over the age of twenty has died in Konoha for unknown reasons, including the Hokage. How will Konoha's children handle their deaths and the new threats from other villages with their limited experience? Doing Rewrite... read at own risk

In a time of insecure peace treaties a marriage of convenience is drawn up between the two villages and who better to marry off but the heiress of one of the most powerful clans in the leaf village and the Kazekage of the Sand.

Commander Shepard is the most famous human in the galaxy. This is the rise of an earthborn woman from a life in the slums to the respected and decorated Alliance marine she is today. Backstory for my paragon adept fem!Shep

A lot has happen in the two years since Naruto has left for his training but the biggest thing that has happened is the relationship between Kakashi and Hinata. One question which has yet to be answered by the two, does age really matter? KakaHina,SaiHina

When Naruto gets married, Hinata finally understand her love will always be one-side. As she enters Anbu she learns to know Sasuke and discovers they have a lot more in common than meets the eye. SasukeHinata. Lemon.

Gaara and Hinata become pen-pals. Will their correspondence lead to deeper things? Or are these two shy people only able to express themselves on paper? Gaara/Hina, Shika/Temari, Naru/Saku, and others. Rating for language and adult situations.

Shameless. Disgusting. A monster. Never would he forgive himself for his moment of weakness, for almost murdering an innocent woman. He will do whatever it takes to atone - A life for a life. ItaHina, SasuNeji. Birthday fic for Lady Crack. Complete.

She asked, failing to keep her cool, "Why did I runaway? How could you even think that I could raise my twins with you as their father!" Sasuke stared at the younger teen calmly. "I don't want them to...turn out like us." SasuHina, AUish, OC, OOC

A thwarted kidnapping attempt, an assumption, and a little helpful push gone wrong, has Hinata in tears of frustration. Gaara can only sigh as he gets dragged into this mess. He's never meddling in someone's love life again. Stupid Leaf Ninjas.

Women warriors always get the job done. Valkyrie Shepard is no exception, even if her feelings sometimes get in the way. Follows the Mass Effect 1 plot with some biotic & Shenko liberties. Bioware owns all. This is PART 1 of the tale of 'Valkyrie' Shepard

AU: Hinata is a young mother who works as Itachi's personal secretary. When he asks her and Sasuke to attend an important corporate dinner in his stead, the two polar opposites find themselves drawing closer together, whether they like it or not.Sasu/Hina

Sai did not stop at reading Icha-Icha. He annotated it. He did research on it. He drew theories out of it. When he started using said theories to psychoanalyze people, Yamanaka Ino knew she had to step in, in order to avoid a bloodbath. Gen, InoSai-ish.

NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex

A cruel fate looms over Hinata Hyuuga. She has found two different kinds of love in two very different places, but what will she do when that cruel fate comes to try and take her from both? A HidaHina story. Rated M for a reason

Kakashi is assigned to watch over a certain Hyuuga heiress during her first week at the Academy. When he sees her great potential, he decides to train her. A teacher/student relationship turns into a close friendship. Can something more develop? COMPLETE

After Jiraiya's death, Naruto and Hinata's friendship blossoms, leaving both of them happy... that is, until a terrible incident shatters Hinata's life. What can Naruto do? Lemon. Not abandoned, just my computer broke! Continue to read and review, please!

How's a guy suppose to romance a girl while on a weird mission with the rest of the team watching his every move? That's the dilemma Naruto faces when he's reunited with Hinata seven weeks after their last harrowing mission together. Sequel to: OBHN.

Hinata's been assigned the mission of getting Naruto back home safely after his last dangerous assignment. But can she handle the undercover identity as his girlfriend that she’d been given without revealing her true feelings for him?

The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...