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My dearest Poo...oh how we shall miss you as you travel to the House of Mouse (a.k.a. quailty family time in shackles as they melt away your precious credit cards and manhood)so you may purchase every unwanted, needed piece of mouse crap made in china available to keep your family happy and from drop kicking you off of the top of the Epcot center.

Godspeed my friend and we hope there is something left of you for us when you return.

I hope you're enjoying Disneyworld, you selfish bastard. Some of us are actually at work in search of diversions and you're doing nothing but nothing to help us out. You suck. I hope Mickey anally assaults you on It's a Small World.

Yea right. Like I'm really gonna go around checking out articles of yours I've never read. Your current ones are enough fucking sickness I can handle. Enjoy Disney WOrld. I hate the place personally. With any kind of luck your kids will get lost and you can sneak off to Epcot.

i fingerbanged snow white. seriously. this is when i lived in fla, and we all went to orlando for Grad night (a bunch of high school seniors from all over the world go to disney and stay there all night long) and i was coked up, met snow white in the bathroom, she wanted some, and long story short, we started making out, and i fingerbanged her in the tea cup rides.

Strangely enough, I never liked the Disney parks. Giant over-sized cartoons and princesses freaked me the fuck out. So did Chucky at Chuck E. Cheese.

The first time my Mom took me I won a golden ticket when I walked through the gate. It's good for one pass, any time in my lifetime. Pretty much anyone would be thrilled to get this random prize. I wasn't. I wanted a pin like everyone else got when they walked through the door. So I cried for the first hour we were there, until my Mom gave me hers. The only thing I like about these places is roller coasters. My sister wouldn't go on any because she was a sissy, so I ended up going on them all by myself. I was barely tall enough, but I was wearing platform sandals. Ah, thanks for the memories.

I still have that golden ticket. I figure that I'll wait until the price goes up to like 500$ a ticket and then I'll sell the sonofabitch. At this rate, I'll only have to wait a few more years. How much does it cost to get in now?

Tequila, that is my ultimate fantasy. I don't know if it would be on the teacups, because you have to manually spin them, don't you? I want to be fingered on a roller coaster, though.

I am on a campaign to get Fox Sports to name their new mascot the Gopher Cam which is used at their NASCAR races. (I personally find the gopher annoying.) I would be so grateful if my friends would just take one moment to visit www.foxsports.com and go to vote for a name for the gopher cam and submit "Road Kill."

They already mentioned my name on the air earlier with the suggestion and NONE of the drivers are giving any good ideas with the exception of Casey Mears who later in the show suggested the same name. I hope he wins. PLEASE HELP!

Your help would be greatly appreciated and a cause close to my heart. Please pass this request along and I will report on the name game when they air it next week.