Monday, June 20, 2005

There's an American television character (Stan on South Park) who, when told of the details of a situation that does not concern him, says simply, "Don't care, don't care, don't care."

Did his cousin cut off the testicles from your uncle's donkey? Did your great great great great great great great great uncle's next-door neighbor dump kitchen scraps in his 37th cousin's front yard? Did he blow up your sister and then piss on her dead body?

I DO NOT CARE. No one else cares much, either. We just want everyone to be happy and live in a land of rainbows and chocolate waterfalls and candy cane flowers, or at least stop killing people.