Is a small man with a small penis who lives in Columbia SC and hogs up and ruins the rants and raves page on Craigslist with his anger of dark skinned males with big penises who can dance and have good sex.

A mojo is one who resembles, in every way,Rush Limbaugh's secret twin brother who lives in a trailer/mobile home (not even a "double wide.") They have been making love to their mother since the age of 10 and they only orgasm when a woman talks about how small and pink their penis is... just like their mom used to do.