One morning I woke up and found out that I was a fish. At first I freaked out, becaue it's weird to wake up and find out that you're a fish. But then I just relaxed a bit and took a deep breath. Sometimes in life you just wake up and find out that you're a fish, and sometimes not. That's pretty much my philosophy for life, and that's why I write The Nerd Archives.

My Other Blog

Monday, January 16, 2012

Hello! Welcome to The Nerd Archives! Unfortunately, I'm going to have to ask you to turn your ass right back around and go back to wherever you came from.

I am saying this because The Nerd Archives is no longer in existence. Well, it technically is, clearly. But it's not. This is more like a museum of sorts. Except it's my museum, so there are no grubby little children allowed and people who talk too much get shot on the spot.

Despite the fact that I ended this blog several months ago, it continues to get more traffic than my other blog, Yesterday Upon the Stair, which I still maintain.

This irritates me.

I have consequently decided to post a welcome message in which I direct you to either my other blog,Yesterday Upon the Stair, or my web comic, The Toble Chronicles, and invite you to go there instead of crashing here like a bunch of drunk hippies with no place to go.

I do very much miss The Nerd Archives and the community built up around it, but I'm no sooner going to bring it back to life than shave my head. And that's not gonna happen.

But for those of you wondering, I thought I might say this because I miss whining on this blog. The girl? Still not happening yet. I finally got her to give me her number, but it was a bogus number. Apparently that was totally by accident, but she didn't know her number off the top of her head, so I still don't have it.

I don't think she likes me. Which makes me sad. But I'm damn well going to try one last time before I just give up. I've assigned someone as my wing man, so at least I can make a total fool of myself if all else goes wrong. Because if I haven't made a total fool of myself by the time this whole ordeal is over, I haven't succeeded.

I got a Deathly Hallows necklace off eBay. It's pretty dope. Oh! And I joined the musical. Hairspray. I'm one of the Nicest Kids in Town.

I miss you guys! And if you're here because you typed something into the search bar like "XXX porn nerd guy" or "aquarium penis pictures"...I don't even know what to tell you. Get a girlfriend. Or a job. Jesus. Just have some decency.

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About Me

That Blond Guy

First off, I speak with a British accent. Also, I'm very handsome and super ripped. I have a mane of blond hair like a waterfall of sunshine. I'm a cowboy, a Power Ranger, and an alien superhero. I'm very rich, and I have so many friends I've lost count of them. The police? I own the police. I'm empereror of the world and I have two houses and everyone has to do what I say!!!