How normal people talk, continued

This is just one fairly tame example of the comically blatant disregard for social progression and political correctness so many of the male-dominated Greek establishments in my neighborhood proudly display. I pass by dozens of restaurants every day with gender-specific, grammatically incorrect Help-Wanted signs in the window that say bizarre and sexist things like: “Wait Staff Wanted. Women Only. Must Be Pretty Woman!” (…)

It doesn’t really bother me. Aside from being hysterically funny to me, it actually manages to maintain a level of forgivable old-school charm…like when you visit the World Showcase at Epcot Center in Disney World and everyone on staff in “Ireland” is drunk, and the Mickey Mouse in “China” has considerably smaller genitalia than the Mickey Mouse in “Italy”…