Another Lindsay Lohan Story That Sounds Like All The Others

Want to know what it is like to borrow a really expensive dress and return it with your own alterations? Just ask Lindsay Lohan because you are way too responsible to do it. That dress you see above is the one that Lindsay wore to the amfAR ball. The one that Charlie Sheen offered to pay half for which Lindsay declined. Because Lindsay has to save half the $1750 cost for cigarettes and her prescription meds, Lindsay decided to borrow the dress. Why? Because she knew it would be ruined and why spend $850 to ruin something? According to US Weekly, Lindsay returned the dress ruined. She had snagged it on something and ended up having her assistant take a pair of scissors and turn it into a mini-skirt. A ragged looking one. The thing is, to save his friendship with the stylist, Charlie Sheen will probably foot the bill and Lindsay won't learn her lesson. Again.

This is the BEST story I read all day. Go to the link Enty posted, for the pics of the dress!The quote about it was:"She turned it into a mullet! Only a fashiony person would do that! "

You just know her cracked-out mania told her that the designer would certainly appreciate Lindsay's fashion sense in 'redesigning' the dress.That dress was fucking amazing too. More pics at Celebitchy. It's completely infuriating that she would treat someone's art like a RAG.

First the NYT article about why NEVER to hire her, now THIS? She'll never get a dress again. Seriously!

Lotta–the pic of the roadkill-looking dress is at Enty's link. Seriously, it looks like a DISHRAG!!! She will never get a good dress again. When you see that photo, you know why that prediction's not a hard one to make. WOWWY.

How long til people stop doing anything for this trick? Seriously she has NO respect for anything at all. This girl is a total lost cause. She's had WAY more chances than anyone else yet she gets away with this crap all the time. The designer should sue the crap out of her for ruining the dress.

Thank you LiLo for making me feel bad for Charlie Sheen. You are one hell of a coont.

@libby, I had clicked on it before and only saw one pic. They're mobile site SUCKS so I switched it their full site after what you and I see the dress now. Is that a buttcrack slit in back? I can only imagine what that's for.

What I can't wrap my head around is the fact that someone thought it was a good idea to lend this trick such a beautiful (and expensive) dress! Based on past history you should know that even off you get your stuff back from her, it'll be ruined.

Also, even though they say there's no such thing as bad publicity, what good could possibly come from having your brand associated with this skank?

I can only assume that anyone who would lend her a dress is so desperate for business that they're willing to forgo one dress in order to attract customers. That just tells me it's a stupid, poorly run, money-losing business.

I'm also gonna admit that someone once showed me a disgusting clip on the internet that involved space docking, ew, I'll never forget that godamn video, it randomly pops into my head every now and then out of nowhere.

I suppose there are conflicting definitions of space docking. Both gross, one extremely unsanitary. When researching this important topic I stumbled onto something else: Obscure Sexual Act: The Zombie PunchNot as depraved, yet still very curious!

Charlie better get a kiss or something if he foots the bill being that she didn't want to kiss him in scary movie cause she didn't know where his mouth is. Also I missed the blind about lindsey 2 days ago where she turned down money I think.

Why does this girl keep getting people who believe in her and keep giving her undeserving breaks over and over again? She's had more breaks than Paris Hilton…and I thought Paris was bad. Lindsey is worse.

feraltart, I am most definitely not into it, but I read an interesting explanation once: they said that people who have that fetish feel like it's a way of their partner showing that they accept every part of them. It's probably for people who have really deep insecurities. Of course, with these celebs, I think it's more likely that they just get off on degrading people.

I curse my inquisitive nature! It leads me to google ass-to-ass, goatse, blue waffle, blumpkin, and now space docking and zombie punch. All those listed above, I could have done without knowing, but now I know…what the hell do I do with that kind of *knowledge*?!?! Trivia games? I think not…

Apart from him being batshit and trying to rehabilitate his image and him probably banging Ms. Lohan, any idea why he's shelling out all of this cash for her? He bangs a LOT of chicks, so the sex alone doesn't seem like it's the reason.

Delurking to say that I'm joining the "what designer in their right mind would lend Lindsay ANYTHING?" train.

@N Szoko, weird as it sounds, I think Charlie probably feels empathy for her because he's been there (I mean the drugging and partying, not stealing or dress-ruining) and thinks if someone would just help her out, she'd get it together. Which she either can't or won't or both.

I keep coming back and it is still making me laugh! I knew a guy in a band called "sleeve of wizard". I just now googled wizards sleeve and also had another idea in my head of what it was, I was wrong.

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