A Megastar's Mantras
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(Things that Mean a Lot to Me)
A is for Australia
The land I adore;
It's so spotless and clean
You can eat off the floor.
B is for Boomerang,
Which our quaint Abos launch
In the hope it will bring back
A roast quokka's haunch.
C is for Culture
Which blossoms unchecked,
You can't move in my homeland
for Beckett and Brecht.
...more...
- Dame Edna Everage,
"Neglected Poems and Other Creatures" by Barry Humphries, 1991.