You know what makes a cold, dreary day on which your football coach appears to be losing his grip on reality? Swank. No, wait. I mean McBain. And Swank.

Evidently, if you take all the McBain clips from The Simpsons, you get this mini-movie. And a bunch of terrible puns. But it's McBain. Everybody loves McBain. Except commies. You some kind of commie, son? I didn't think so.