Back again & Slowly updatingI got a better idea what I want, and I'll settle for no less.

Ah, so this is the section where I try to sell myself like a used car eh?Well, I am far from something a little old lady only drove on Sundays.Now I have an image in my head thats all sorts of disturbing with that last sentence.

I am pretty much an easy going guy and can get along with most others. I have a strong sense of humor but also a decent level of intellect. (Read as I get Monty Python humor lol)Hobbies Include:*Collecting DVDs*Collecting Lego Kits*Collecting Nerf Guns*Collecting Video Games*Collecting various graphic novels*Collecting Ghostbuster Minimates (they are like those lego minifigures, only more detailed)*Collecting Dust*Collecting restraining orders...wait....*Cycling*Pretty much anything that can kill the boredom on some days. (not above just hanging out somewhere)*Getting songs stuck in co-worker's heads*Putting things out of reach from midgets*Calling Telemarketers while they eat dinner*Asking panhandlers for change*Selling cookies to Girl Scouts

Other Interesting Details:*Found out the hard way that being stabbed in the chest hurts like hell. Shouldn't be alive, but I am. And with a different perspective on things*Tend to get songs stuck in my head and have to buy the cd its on to remedy that situation.

Giving the whole online meeting yet another go. Previous experience has the pessimist in me wondering "why waste time?". But the optimist in me says "They all can't be looney toons". And the kid in me loves the frosted side

Every failure teaches me something new to improve on.

I am sure there is more, but got to leave some things for you to find out.

I am Understanding, semi-insane, and sweet

What I’m doing with my life

"Making my way, the only way I know how.Thats Just a little bit more than the law would allow"Right now: Video game peddlerBasically my life is a work in progress. Always striving for improvement.

I’m really good at

Listening to problems of any nature and making people laugh. Random imitations. Vocals on Rock Band /Guitar Hero. Making akward moments fun. Making fun moments akward. Distracting co-workers with random songs made up on the spot. Not updating my social site pages. Getting random songs stuck in peoples head. Creeping the hell out of people. Hunting down certain movies/shows on dvd. Betting the bippy. Dancing in a banana costume. Finding out who put the bop in the bop-shoo-wop. Dancing to Joy Division and celebrating the Irony...

Movies:The list is ongoing: The Crow,Boondock Saints (both of them), Office Space,Donnie Darko, original Star Wars Trilogy,A Clockwork Orange, Back to the Future,Meet the Feebles,Postal, Dee Snider's Strangeland, Aliens,Watchmen,The Avengers, Indiana Jones,Lord of the Rings Trilogy,Nightmare Before Christmas, most of Mel Brooks's films, Troma films, films from Matt Stone and Trey Parker, films from Martin Scorsese, films by Quentin Tarentino, All of Tim Burton's movies, Superman, Batman Begins,The Dark Knight (definately rocked!) Evil Dead, Darkman, Spider-man, X-Men, Blade, Men in Black,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cannibal Holocaust, Desperado,Avatar, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sin City,The Lost Boys,Anything by Takashi Miike, Nightmare on Elm Street (yes even the new one), Friday the 13th,Videodrome, Hellraiser,Star Trek (2009), Zombieland, Child's Play, The films directed by Rob Zombie, Most of those cheesey horror films of the 80's, anything with excessive violence, porn, and secretly some animated Disney movies (Lilo & Stich is the best) more to be added...

And since it seems to be more common:Television: Don't so much watch much tv when the episodes are aired, I still get my fix thanks to the marvel of dvd sets. Collection includes That 70's Show, Alf, Dukes of Hazard, Knight Rider, Animaniacs, Transformers, He-man, Freakazoid, Smallville, Mork and Mindy, Scrubs, The Shield, Nip/Tuck, The Crow Stairway to Heaven,Big Bang Theory, Masters of Horror, Family Guy, Futurama, Just about anything on Adult Swim, The Black Donnely's, Titus, Pee-wee's Playhouse, Sliders, Beavis and Butthead, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Ranma 1/2, Naruto, there's more, but I really don't feel like checking my collection right now lol.

The six things I could never do without

-Music (My Ipod has all my cds but if I used that, I'd have to add a seventh thing since I'd need a way to charge it) -Friends -employment (i've tried going without that, it sucks) -people with a sense of humor -family -oxygen

I spend a lot of time thinking about

"My head's overloading, it has a chocolate coating. I'm a textbook case for Sigmund Frued"

My mind is always pondering various things. It helps me to deal with every possibilty of whatever I am dealing with.I also relaized that there isnt much originality in Hollywood. Check the movie section on any given week. Most of it is sequels, prequels, based off some literature or real event, and even remakes. And also I think about how many profiles I read that turn out to be contradictory.I also find myself constantly wondering how they really cram all that grahm into every bite of Golden Grahms

And I always wonder:What kind of magic spell to use?Slime and snailsOr puppy dog tails?Thunder or lightning?Something frightening

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out down the street. Its the same old thing, I did last week...Doing things. Its what I like to do. (yes)Betting that bippy.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I have not yet been to Oxford Town

You should message me if

You live near by and want to get together and have a good time. Or if I just sound interesting enough for you to make the effort. Or if your insanely bored.Or if you find we have common intrests.Or if you don't intend on passing judgment on me based on some minor fact.Or if you like to laugh.Or if you need a feel good boost to your ego by kicking my ass in Guitar Hero.Or if you would like a similar ego boost by kicking my ass at Lazer Quest (seriously I suck)Or if you don't mind that almost every sentence in this paragraph starts with "or". Or if you are seriously intrigued or whatever other reason floats your boat...

If you believe in Harvey Dent

If your are, or resemble or even share traits with Pauley Perrette or her Abby Sciuto role.

You believe it should have been left at Han shooting first

Nerdy Gamer gals are always a plus.

But... no psychos. Truly, I shouldn't have to say it, but previous experience has taught me otherwise. A little crazy is fine, in fact prefered. Not crazy at all? No worries, I can train you.

Don't bother if:*Your a gold digger. Yes... considering yourself "high maintainence" is the same damn thing*Your Judgemental. Wait to meet me in person before you pass your shallow judgement on me. Then, will I be alright with it.*You are not patient. I like to go with friends first, and see what develops. I have no intention into going into something serious with out seeing how things can go.* If you think "Hurt" is Johnny Cash's best song

If you still meet my prerequisites, then whats stopping you?

Most Importantly: If you can notice how Joy Division's song "Dead Souls" links my favorite movie with my favorite band, you should definatley say "Hi". Thats an automatic bonus points for you.

I don't always send the first message, but when I do, its cause I have had a few Dos Equis