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October 31, 2007

Laws of academic calories, Halloween edition

1. Unfortunately, any chocolate eaten while you wait for trick-or-treaters to arrive does contain calories.2. However, chocolate that you bring to class for your students contains zero calories. 3. Any leftover chocolate brought into the department after Halloween also contains zero calories. 4. After serious deliberation, the Academic Noshing Committee has decreed that free donut holes in the campus cafeteria (distributed as a Halloween treat) contain zero calories.