“Sneaker pumps” are barely even a thing, and yet I’m not at all surprised to see them on the feet of Gwen Stefani. Gwen recently donned these Christian Louboutin Boltina Ankle Boots to the An Evening With Women Gala, which benefited the Los Angeles LGBT Center. You can currently find Gwen’s exact booties for $1,095 at Barneys.

Gwen is extremely partial to both casual sneakers (like Converse, Adidas, etc.) and Louboutins, so these Boltinas jibe incredibly well with her personal style. The Boltina itself seems overly quirky for the Louboutin brand; if it didn’t blatantly feature the signature red heel and the Loub logo right on the tongue of the shoe, I would’ve guessed that these were made by a brand like Giuseppe Zanotti or Charlotte Olympia.

Here’s Dita Von Teese, being the height of glamour as usual, disembarking a yacht in Cannes. She’s carrying her Christian Louboutin Feticha Strass Pumps in hand to avoid tripping down the gangway, and she’s somehow making it look very elegant and refined. The Feticha is an older style from Louboutin and is not currently available online, but you can shop a broad selection of Louboutin pumps.

As we reported earlier in the week, the powers that be at the Cannes Film Festival recently made the completely ludicrous decision to ban women who deigned to wear flats from one of the festival’s most high-profile film premieres. Apparently Cannes officials did not think that formal flats fit in to their “black tie” dress code.

Kim Kardashian has no problem getting her hands on rare designer pumps and right-off-the-runway styles, but these snakeskin Louboutins are truly a puzzle. Here’s Kim, leaving her NYC apartment in Christian Louboutin Bis Un Bout Snakeskin Pumps. We can’t find any evidence that these shoes actually exist, aside from the fact that they’ve magically appeared on Kim’s feet. While we investigate further, you can shop a broad selection of readily available Louboutins.

There are several possible explanations for the existence of these snakeskin pumps. Kim might’ve ordered these custom, or they could’ve been a sample sent to her by the brand in seasons past that was never produced for the public. It’s also possible that the Bis Un Bout, which is not currently produced by CL, is coming back to the brand’s collection in the near future, and this is a sample of a coming style. We’ll be keeping our ear to the ground.