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My dear sir, It most certainly does. Seems I’ll have to be switching my daily cup to this fabulous brand. Give me a good tingle in my jimmies in the morning.

absoluteDETH

Truly only daterape magic can tingle one’s jimmies effectively..

Death Is a beginning

Indeed

Crestlinger

*Clicks link.
And That’s why digital downloads became a thing.

SuicidalGiraffe

Welp at least this is going to have a Happy Ending, well less happy and more WARLOCK FIGHT!!!!!

Crique

or both when the loser has to give a handy

SuicidalGiraffe

…that works

Warcodered

Holy shit he’s a cat.

Mura

OMG JUST LET THEM FUCK ALREADY! HOW MANY MORE YEARS OF THIS TORTURE ARE WE TO ENDURE!?!?!? °A°

ZxN OTP!

Jeremy Kuehnau

I like how the background signs have a bunch of curse words on them.

absoluteDETH

Scott, you marvelous meatbeast! I am wonderfully delighted at the frequency of updates you are providing us with. I demand a Dapper Finery comic in the near future to relate how you’ve been existing as of late, as I am woefully under-informed when it comes to this topic. You seem to be doing better, as your update frequency has increased tenfold.

Ah the elusive White Wizard bro…KILL IT WITH FIRE, NERGIL! BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES!

Michael Rohman

That must be the “Dragon Dick” coffee! I’ve always wondered if it had any adverse side effects. But then the effects on men could be different than on ladies.
I love the way even your “white wizard” turns into being somewhat less noble than the title implies. HAHAHA
Now as for Zoey, her poor vagina needs a real penis in it. We all now know Nergil is fairly well endowed after seeing it just laying there on the ground. I would love to suggest a coupling. Zoey and Nergil’s detached and stolen penis. Bear in mind, I did not say she needed a man, just her vagina needed a real penis. HAHAHAHAhahaha (GASP) Funny how evil laughs suck the air right out of your lungs…..

Jonathon Burnett

…What the hell is “Bro Juice”…. and where did he get it?

Ben Scott

I need that final panel as a background…

http://facebook.com/ShelbyHessStylist Shelby Hess

I check every single day for a new post! I’ve been following your comic since 2009 and I always come back to it It’s my favorite! The artwork is gorgeous and the characters are hilarious!! Keep up the good work Scott!!