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Friday, September 23, 2011

I saw this on facebook--I have seen this one before--and I still chuckle each time I read it--

Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Tina. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Tina came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. " So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Tina, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love, Mama. ------ Moral: Never lie to your Mama!!!!

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Charlotte
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Love that one haha!! I seen something like this the other day on tv. A guy that was a convicted pedophile was suppose to be living with his mother. The probation officer came to house and noticed the bed was nice and neat. He slipped a pen underneath the cover. The next time he came back the pen was still in the same spot he left it. Therefore that guy wasn't staying there at all. The reason why they were checking in because a little girl had gotten raped and killed and they had suspected that this guy did it but he said he was asleep or something like that.