A Cincinnati man who has an unhealthy fascination with everyone’s favorite childhood toy has been nabbed for the fourth time by cops for allegedly doin’ the dirty with a stuffed teddy bear — in public.

He was caught in the compromising position near a health clinic.

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He’s a “suitor” of the sicko kind.

A Bismarck, ND, athlete got the scare of her life when a naked nutjob leapt out and started to chase her.

The 30-year-old runner poured on the speed as her pursuer held his private parts and made lewd remarks, but finally gave up the chase.

The state’s Department of Transportation has asked the public to come up with haikus describing dust-storm dangers.

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Finally, there’s something duct tape can’t do.

A Canadian trucker stopped in Livingston, Mont., and discovered a leak in his gas tank.

He slapped some of the sticky heavy-duty fixer-upper on the tank and dozed off.

When he awoke, 100 gallons of diesel fuel had drained out of the tractor-trailer anyway, prompting a feverish call to the fire- department hazmat team.

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“Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru!”

Star Wars fans can play Luke Skywalker any time they want to thanks to graphic designer Terry Cooper — who spent nearly $10,000 to fix up the iconic desert igloo home of the famed Jedi seen in the original 1977 flick.

Cooper found the deteriorating igloo on a visit to the wind-swept Tunisia landscape where the movie was shot, and used his force to save the home where Skywalker’s uncle and aunt are killed by storm troopers.