naw, but what i will do is check my testicals for any weird lumps or overly sensitive spots. What ill do is slowly run my testicles through my fingers as if i was a vineyard owner inspecting a grape for firmness. Then ill poke and prod my taint and all around my genital area like a cattle-slaughterhouse unionized labourer feeling away for more lumps. After that i might smoke a fine Gendarm, drink a glass of some brilliant 15th century scotch, and sit back and relax in my Master library whilst listening to some taperecorded stories of high adventure and intrigue!