Like many sites, the New York Times has automatically-generated advertisements at the bottom of each news article. At the bottom of the article about the withdrawl of Jack Ryan from the Illinois senate race (one of the few things that’s almost made me wish I was back in Chicago), there was this ad:

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So close, and yet so far. Just proves that context is everything.

[To the tune of Stone Temple Pilots, “Sex Type Thing,” from the album Core.]