10 Things We Learned About Women This Week

Okay, let's just get this out of the way. The Attack Seen 'Round the World, the Solange and Jay Z showdown in the elevator of the Met Ball afterparty. Thank you to whichever employee at the Standard identified, recorded, and then leaked this video. So many questions that we suspect will only be answered when someone finally does a tell-all interview with Oprah. What did our beloved Hov do to deserve a multi-level smackdown? Some rumors say he was trying to attend Rihanna's afterparty sans wifey... Is there trouble in paradise? Where did Solange learn to street fight? And how is Bey playing it so cool??

Poor Kelly, she almost had the big news, but the Knowles-Carter union outdid her once again. The former member of Destiny's Child got married to boyfriend and manager Tim Witherspoon in Costa Rica. And yes, Solange and Beyoncé were in attendance just days after the Met brawl.

In an interview with Food & Wine magazine, Bündchen reports making homemade fruit leather with her son and raising chickens in her spare time. "We have very little waste because the chickens eat all of the vegetable scraps, and anything they won't eat, I put in my compost pile with the chicken poo." And Tom definitely has a special chicken-raising outfit, right?

As if we didn't love Italian women enough already, soccer fans were treated to quite a show when a female fan for the losing home team of Sampdoria ran out onto the field in nothing but a bikini and a flag. The security guard who got to scoop her off the field and throw her over his shoulder is going to be bragging about that one to his buddies for a while.

Add this to the list of things men would never get away with. An all-girl Dutch band ADAM released a video in which the three members sing while using vibrators. See? Guys masturbating live in a video: gross. Dutch girls? Quirky! It's definitely not pornographic, but when the second half of the song gets butchered due to giggling and gasping, we're not sure it qualifies as much of a music video, either. Let's just enjoy this for the genius publicity stunt this is.

In a study published in Information, Communication & Society, 23% of male WoW players chose female avatars in gameplay as opposed to the mere 7% of women players who chose to be represented by male characters. One theory supposes that these men just would rather watch a female avatar's butt walk around on their screen for 12+ hours a day—which we can understand, as we suspect the same 23 percent have never seen a naked woman in real life.

Some vintage shots of Angelina Jolie cropped up over the Internet this week. Taken by Marcel Indik, the photo shoot happened shortly after the release of her 1995 film Hackers. And if you don't feel old as I remind you that was nearly 20 years ago – just watch Hackers and their portrayal of the Internet should do the trick.

If you thought Giada De Laurentiis was the hottest thing to happen to culinary entertainment, you thought wrong. MasterChef contestant Sarah Todd has talked about her career as a model on the show, but nobody really paid any attention until photos from a shoot in 2011 came out. "I'm not ashamed of them, I've had so many amazing experiences as a model. I am very proud of them," said Todd. If she cooks half as good as she looks, the other contestants are screwed.

Usually, we don't really pay attention to the UK's X Factor—we don't really care about the American version, for that matter—but when the show's 2012 winner showed up at the X-Men: Days of Future Past premiere in London, he got our attention with his bombshell date. Well, it turns out not only was she a dancer on the show, but remember that really sexy silhouette moving around seductively in the opening credits of Quantum of Solace? We can finally put a face and a name to it.

Okay, let's just get this out of the way. The Attack Seen 'Round the World, the Solange and Jay Z showdown in the elevator of the Met Ball afterparty. Thank you to whichever employee at the Standard identified, recorded, and then leaked this video. So many questions that we suspect will only be answered when someone finally does a tell-all interview with Oprah. What did our beloved Hov do to deserve a multi-level smackdown? Some rumors say he was trying to attend Rihanna's afterparty sans wifey... Is there trouble in paradise? Where did Solange learn to street fight? And how is Bey playing it so cool??