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ABOUT ME:I am 19. I don't consider myself a writer as much as a guy that wastes a lot of paper.I am a slacker. And the worst kind too. I get bored with things very easily, and quickly drop them in pursuit of something more interesting. This is what happened with me and writing.I've been writing on and off since I was 16. I don't believe in structure or technique. This makes it more fun to write, but (arguably?) less fun to read.

DISCLAIMER:It's been over a year since I wrote anything. I'm a little rusty, and I'm expecting it to show in whatever I decide to write. But that's the fun in it after all.It always helps to get constructive criticism, even if you hate the story, tell me why, use lots of adjectives!Most of my previous work is, and will remain unfinished. This is just the way things are. I will mark the titles as such.I may not update. This is not because I am busy, I am merely undisciplined.

BROWNIE POINTS:I have a friend on fiction press. His name issly_dog, and if you read his stuff I will buy you a cookie.

LICENSE:I have no problem with anyone using my stuff. You may do whatever you want to it. Print it, rewrite it, finish it, burn it, wipe your ass with it. It doesn't matter.If you decide to make any derrivitive works, finish, or otherwise taint one of my stories, Send me an email, I would like to hear about it.The only thing you cannot do with my work is sell it (without cutting me in on it.)