This could make for a very uncomfortable five minutes because nothing comes to mind except perhaps moving backwards from my goals, which I consistently do a lot. I would count my life much more successful if I had always moved forward but then I might not have so many amusing tales to tell. My life might have been made up of controlled chuckles rather than silly outrageous laughter had I stayed on course. It is my backwardness that keeps my life interesting.

Driving backwards comes to mind but I don’t do that well. I can tell you that from experience with the odd crunch here and there.

One step forward and two back comes to mind and thank goodness I love to dance because at least then I can make my life’s struggles look like an original dance staggering here and there to my own drummer.

So now that I think of it…backwards isn’t so bad at all! There are not enough ‘google maps’ in the world to keep me moving forward!