Results for "conspiracy"

This is a video of a little puffer fish making an underwater crop (technically sand) circle. Presumably to attract a mate. Admittedly, I'm not even that into fish but I'd still take him on a date based on his artistry alone. What do you say, little guy -- me, you, a nice coz... / Continue →

This is the rat/lizard alien that the Mars rover Curiosity recently spotted on the red planet. FULL DISCLOSURE: just a rock. Now the conspiracy theorists would have you believe the government is just trying to cover up the Martian discovery, but those are the same people who ... / Continue →

President Obama took to Reddit's AMA (Ask Me Anything) yesterday to answer questions from Redditors and, in the process, brought down the site. "DOMESTIC CYBERTERRORISM?!" No, just too many users you f***ing crazy person. You can read the whole interaction HERE, but I'm just... / Continue →

Because some people are just f***ing nuts, boat captain and "professional" Loch Ness Monster hunter George Edwards claims this photo he took of a log is irrefutable evidence that Nessie exists. Irrefutable, huh? That...is a pretty bold claim. "Go big or go home," I imagine h... / Continue →

This is a shot of a nuclear explosion less than a millisecond after detonation, taken using a magical camera. Well, it's not really magic, I just don't understand how it works so that MAKES it magic. Same goes for magnets and microwaves. It's all little wizards as far as I'm... / Continue →

Note: Full-size version HERE in case you're dying to know who makes Fruit By The Foot.
This is a pictograph depicting which of the ten big parent companies make your favorite tampons/chips/detergent/fruit snacks/dog food/candy/soda. Me? I like Alpo. Some dogs like Purina bu... / Continue →

Haaaaappy Pi Day! To think, in just three years we'll be celebrating a very SPECIAL Pi Day because it'll be 3.14.15. And then we'll all go buck-wild at 9:26 because it'll be 3.14.15 9:26!! I can hardly wait. Yes, yes I can. I could wait three lifetimes and then not care if... / Continue →

Here's a shot from the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera on Nasa's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. As you can clearly see, it's some sort of alien life form, probably the Martian equivalent to the black smoke from LOST. Per NASA trying sweep it under the... / Continue →

Sure you could argue 17,000-miles isn't actually that close, but everything is relative. Compared to the rest of space that's like the distance between your privates and b-hole. DANGEROUSLY CLOSE. Also, I don't trust NASA's calculations enough to believe there's not a chance... / Continue →

Mass Effect III comes out TOMORROW and here I am fantasizing about hacking my way through a legion of redcoats with a f***ing hatchet -- WTF is wrong with me? "Everything." HA -- that's what the doctor said too. You know what I told him? I could smell your breath when you w... / Continue →

This is an actual photograph taken by Hector Siliezar at the Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza. As you can see, the Mayan's communication lasers have already begun sending signals to the mothership to destroy earth. Well -- it's been real, folks. Reaaaally disappointing.
Of the... / Continue →

Want a cheap car that runs on compressed air? Well you're in luck, India's Tata Motors (makers of the world's least expensive car) has announced the MINI Cat will be shipping in August for around $8,200. Unfortunately, you may have to move to India to drive one, because I dou... / Continue →

Dividing 1 by 998001 gives every three digit number from 001 to 999 in order. Dividing 1 by 9801 will give every two digit number from 01 to 99 in order. Ooooooor you can type in 5318008 and show it to everyone upside down and we'll all have a laugh about it in Algebra before... / Continue →

If eyes really are the windows to the soul YOU'VE GOT TWO GIANT GAPING HOLES IN THE SIDE OF YOUR HOUSE BRO.
These are the mummified remains of an alien found in Peru. Sure you might think they're just the remains of a person born with a really unfortunate dome, but no, they'r... / Continue →

Seen here looking suspiciously like a Photoshopped propane tank, the last B53 nuclear bomb -- a bomb approximately 600x more powerful than the one dropped on Hiroshima, is being disassembled in Texas. And being assembled in Texas? I dunno, probably a monster truck.
The compl... / Continue →

Note: The high-res versions of the landing sites are HERE (Apollo 12), HERE (Apollo 14) and HERE (Apollo 17).
You know how your grandma is still convinced the moon landing never happened and it was all faked by Hollywood? She's a smart lady, I can see where you get it from. ... / Continue →

David Martines is a nutjob who claims to have found a secret Martian base while using Google Earth to scan the red planet. You can go take a look yourself at coordinates 49'19.73"N 29 33'06.53"W if you're interested. I was going to, but then I realized Google Earth isn't brow... / Continue →

I'm sure this is all bullshit but it's fun to think about anyways. Unless you're locked in a house with a guy who grows pot for a living and he's talking nonstop about wack-ass government conspiracies, then it gets less fun and more "I've got to get the f*** out of here!" Tha... / Continue →

This is a fake-ass video of a whole bunch of those Chuck E Cheese ball pit balls allegedly floating around in mid-air thanks to a giant electromagnetic and some iffy electronics stuffed inside each one. You can send it to your friends telling them it's real if you want, but it... / Continue →