Impressive, considering some dudes have been pissing and spitting all over that floor. Many things have crossed our minds but taking a chick and putting her on the ground of a stall at Cowboys Stadium isn’t one of them. She took off her shirt later that night and had an exotic Italian marble flooring bruise across her back.

Instead, we’ll fantasize about a night with Latina sideline reporter Ines Sainz. You might remember her from Super Bowl media day stupidity.