Biggles Recipes

Jolly Jok - Recipe for Disaster (Runny
Hunny on Toast)

then spread one side with butter and add a teaspoonful of runny hunny
to each slice.

consume whilst still hot.

This is an ideal recipe to soothe sore throats especially if you remove
the crusts.

N.B. THIS RECIPE IS NOT RECOMMENDED FOR GENTLEMEN, or ladies, WITH
LARGE BEARDS:

You will find that as you push the toast into your mouth a large quantity
of whiskers also enter from the side of your `tash. This makes them
extremely sticky and they then pollute the side of your face when they
are realigned to their rightful place.

On top of this problem, to catch the runny hunny pouring off the slice
of toast you're eating, you automatically put the plate with the other
slices of toast under your chin. This means that now the bottom of your
beard is dipping into the runny hunny on your plate. So, instinctively
you move the plate away. Now the runny hunny is dripping from your beard
onto your nice clean shirt.