The Best of the Friend Zone Fiona Meme (20 Pics)

Those clever rubes at reddit have jumped on a new meme this week. This one’s called Friend Zone Fiona, and if you’re a guy who has a really great girl friend that’s not a girlfriend, then you can definitely relate.

The only reason men should talk to women is to get laid. Men use friendship as a sort of Trojan Horse to get in your pants. Ladies, any guy friend is just a guy who tried and failed to get with you. We just want sex. Don’t believe me? Call up any of your guy friends and tell him to come over and fuck the hell out of you, and see if he isn’t at your door before you can hang up the phone.

Yes, women can’t “just be friends” with men, friendship and kindness is something only to be exchanged for sex. What? Your female friend doesn’t want to be in a relationship with you, she simply thought friendship was a thing she was allowed have? What a cold bitch!