Despite the existence of a video that basically shows the exact opposite, Joe Francis is suing Jayde Nicole for not only threatening to kill him but being mere seconds away from using a bottle as a murder weapon. Jayde’s lawyer responds to RadarOnline:

Here’s Jayde Nicole in Miami yesterday sans Brody Jenner. You know, the fact that Jayde was able to become the 2008 Playmate of the Year demonstrates an important point about how women’s faces are perceived by men. And that point is: What were you just saying? Babe, I swear to God I was listening.

Joe Francis just fucked himself. Apparently the Girls Gone Wild founder decided it’d be a smart idea to beat the shit out out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole last night at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood. TMZ reports:

According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating…

Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole wore a bikini made of lettuce while handing out free veggie dogs on Capitol Hill today to help PETA celebrate National Veggie Dog Day which I guarantee was invented two days ago in a marketing meeting that ended with someone crying because the hummus wasn’t organic. That said,…

Brody Jenner and Joe Francis got their respective panties in a bunch Wednesday night while clubbing at MyHouse. The altercation started when Joe ran into Brody’s girlfriend and apparently didn’t have the courtesy to ask to see her boobs. What a dick. Page Six reports: