New from Aperture Science Innovators! Appearing at retailers near you soon, it’s the latest in protection technology from Aperture! The 8″ Sentry Turret Blank Vinyl Figure lets you customize your very own turret, ensuring an exact match to whatever environment you choose. Just think about all the potential areas you could place a turret — to guard your seat at the movies while you’re getting popcorn, or maybe at the laundromat to dissuade anyone from taking your clothes out of the dryer. Then grab a bunch and let your inner science innovator loose. Portal 2 – 8″ Blank Vinyl Figure...

Get your Discouragement Beam ready! With the memory of hanging out with Bill Fletcher at Comic-Con still fresh in our heads, our Portal 2 thrills keep coming with the announcement of these new WizKids Turrets due out in October. There are 10 designs in all, including the winner of the Wizkids fan poll to pick the last one — I might have gone with Hawaiian Shirt, but Table Turret won and indeed it’s pretty awesome: Hello, friend. — Sentry Turret Versions of each design with arms closed and open (to reveal guns and their obnoxiously infinite amount of ammo) will...