There I was. So very excited to download the DivX edition of 2E2N, the most anticipated sequel since Titanic 2. My palms sweated with the fury of a light drizzle as I stared at the download meter, a mere three hours or so to download the astounding masterpiece. My heart was in my throat as I hurriedly unzipped the file, burning it to DVD so I could enjoy its grandeur in 42" HDTV glory. I suffered a seizure which would keep me off the Internet for several weeks in just selecting the file on my spiffy Korean DVD/HDD/Tivo-whathaveyou device. Finally after regaining my composure several weeks later I would bravely attempt to select the file once more, this time being able to withstand its anticipation.

How I gasped in awe during the unsealing ritual of that err... big dude. SWITZERLAND indeed! But sadly my interest would diminish soon afterward as the production was even less entertaining than the ninth season of South Park. No mean feat, I assure you. I was simply left with an uncanny feeling of "What?" during proceedings. I'm sorry to say this but the plot was simply found lacking and I have seen WWE storylines to have greater depth. Actually, I had no idea what was going on at all as the plot made less sense than anime. Maybe I just need to watch it again so the plot will make more sense.

Having said that, I still reckon it's better than any Hollywood movie released in the last three years. Yes, people want nothing but movies "exposing" American "failures" against terrorism and movies about gay cowboys. At least there were no gay cowboys or leftist political bullshit.

Rubbish! I humbly refuse to accept any negative criticism of this film.

I find it very strange that you would find this movie tedious, rather than the first one. I will admit that there are aspects of the plot that remain simply unexplained (that is what the so-called third movie will be for), but overall I would say it is relatively coherent, albeit certainly more complex than the original. You may need to refresh your brains by viewing the original.