Don?t worry, New Orleans. Domino?s Pizza might fill those potholes

this is a discussion within the NOLA Community Forum; Instead of a dystopia with free energy, good drugs and artificial intelligence-aided everything to the disproportionate benefit of the wealthy, we get bros with flamethrowers, GoFundMe health care and, now, competitive pizza-funded infrastructure projects.
Domino?s has unveiled its chef?s kiss-perfect ...

Instead of a dystopia with free energy, good drugs and artificial intelligence-aided everything to the disproportionate benefit of the wealthy, we get bros with flamethrowers, GoFundMe health care and, now, competitive pizza-funded infrastructure projects.

Domino?s has unveiled its chef?s kiss-perfect late capitalism enterprise in which lowly residents compete for the benevolent pizza company to repair streets ? for safer pizza deliveries.

?Paving For Pizza? is a marketing campaign and partial goof to file under overused ?pizza humor? but it obviously points to a larger issue in which cities like New Orleans constantly battle crippled streets that likely aren?t getting better over time or with constant repair and repaving.
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