As the Michelin guide was once again released today, a spokesman has given us an exclusive interview about it. So without further ado, here is Roger Tarquin Ponceworth-Smyth.

Foul Ent: So we were wondering, with the winter months drawing in, should we go with wet tyres all the time, or change them over depending on the weather?

RTP-S: Do you know what the Michelin guide is?

FE: It's about tyres and shit isn't it?

RTP-S: No, it's the premiere guide on restaurants and and hotels. It has nothing to do with our tyres.

FE: Ah right, so it's a load of old bollocks by posh cunts, to let the great unwashed know about places they can never afford to go to.

RTP-S: Yes yes, exactly. Glad you're on the right page now.

FE: So er, what do you want to do now then?

RTP-S: Well, surely you're interviewing me?

FE: I was, but I had a load of questions about whether snow tyres are better than putting chains on my cars. We may as well knock it on the head to be honest mate.

So there you have it, the first of many exclusives brought to you by the Foul Entertainment team. Next time, we will be asking the head of Coca-Cola how he feels about being the public face of a drug empire.