I'm kind of amused at the idea that they think Canada would allow them to... you know, actually move there. I mean, angry people, showing up at border, demanding they be allowed to move in and take over the government, speak a different language, advocate for odd religions... Hell, the Canadian authorities might look askance at people showing up with loaded handguns, too.

God damn. in '08, I was relieved after having worried that we'd end up with Winky McRealamerica one bad carcinoma exam away from the f**king launch codes. This year, I felt pretty good that we'd squeak out a win - probably - and try not to lose any more seats to the GOP. I simply had no freaking idea.

Canada also has killer geese, evil mooses, and psychopathic riparian mammals (I'm looking at YOU, Mister crazy-ass beaver who thought he could take my 98 Buick LeSabre in a one-on-one fight).

Like Australia, the entire continent of Canada is out to get you. Sure, the human occupants are the nicest most polite folk you'll ever meet. But the wildlife? Vicious. Visit at your own risk. And bring bug spray.

Seriously, what good are these directions? From what I have heard from Romney supporters, Obama has already contacted the U.N. and drafted a resolution to blockade all imports of oil into the USA making gasoline over $30 a gallon within a day or two! By the time they pack, they can't afford to go.

/yeah, bunch of nutty, psychotic bullshiat - one earlier (less than 2 hrs ago) said foreign troops were invading because of UN Arms treaty and will go door to door and take all our weapons. Been deleting nut-bags, daily. Oddly enough, every single one of them are mixing religion in with it, too.

bagumpity:Canada also has killer geese, evil mooses, and psychopathic riparian mammals (I'm looking at YOU, Mister crazy-ass beaver who thought he could take my 98 Buick LeSabre in a one-on-one fight).

Like Australia, the entire continent of Canada is out to get you. Sure, the human occupants are the nicest most polite folk you'll ever meet. But the wildlife? Vicious. Visit at your own risk. And bring bug spray.

For all those butthurt Romney supporters who flee to Canada: don't worry about that pesky change from miles to kilometers. Especially on those curvy mountain roads of the west. If a curve is signed "80" it's fine to go 80 MPH, you'll be fine....

/Haven't heard "Love it or leave it" nearly as often as I did in the '70s.