Bought some for my wife and she said, 'You can stick those up your a**e!'

Obviously got it wrong!

16th Jan

They will make it a bit chilly up there

Original Poster16th Jan

had to nip into Tesco toilets other day, so she said while in the store get some mintsso came back with some minty fresh tic tacs , she said that was quick,told her not need to go through long queue, as between 2 condom machines in toiletsthey got machine dispenses minty fresh tic tacs for £1 , should have brought some ice for my burning ears lol

16th Jan

Will these help me swim and rollerblade?

16th Jan

toxic shock syndrome

16th Jan

Only 'came on' for the comments...

16th Jan

drtongue

Will these help me swim and rollerblade?

No!

But these will.......................

16th Jan

Good deal, but hmmm, regular?Really?Nice if you're a teenager......Unfortunately my Missus require the super plus. May as well stuff a bath towel up there tbh

Original Poster16th Jan

haha nice image there

16th Jan

£1.96 to stop Trump accepting the Presidency, in my opinion is a bargain.

Edited by: "getmeone" 16th Jan

16th Jan

boostii

Good deal, but hmmm, regular?Really?Nice if you're a … Good deal, but hmmm, regular?Really?Nice if you're a teenager......Unfortunately my Missus require the super plus. May as well stuff a bath towel up there tbh

Sorry I ruined it for you.

16th Jan

getmeone

£1.96 to stop Trump accepting the Presidency, in my opinion is a bargain.

​Nice euphemism there, we've all heard "got the painters in" , "arsenal playing at home", "on the blob" etc but now when I want rumpy my Missus will say "sorry fella, Trump won't be accepting the presidency tonight" X)

17th Jan

Are these dishwasher safe.

17th Jan

yeah, cos I immediately think of 'Iceland' to go get my tampons/always pads....?

17th Jan

Housebrick

had to nip into Tesco toilets other day, so she said while in the store … had to nip into Tesco toilets other day, so she said while in the store get some mintsso came back with some minty fresh tic tacs , she said that was quick,told her not need to go through long queue, as between 2 condom machines in toiletsthey got machine dispenses minty fresh tic tacs for £1 , should have brought some ice for my burning ears lol