Fresh Dad Jokes

Why don’t fish play basketball?-They have issues with the net.
I can only handle 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why (y).

What do you call an egg that doesn’t believe in Santa Claus but agrees there
is some magic in Christmas? -Eggnostic.
What do you give a pig when it’s poorly? A good oink-ment!
I met Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother today.

His name is Brocko Lee.
Why can’t fish cry? -Because they don’t have eyebrows.
Son: I’m really sorry I did it, dad.-Dad: Well, son, you know that
now I must pun-ish you.
What do polar bears eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes.
Why are the North Koreans the best at geometry?

Because they’ve got
a Supreme Ruler.
Dad, I’m done!-Hi Done, I’m dad.
Why didn’t the toilet paper make it across the road?

He met with too
many cracks on the way.
Dad: I’m such a great cook, even the smoke alarm siren gets all excited.

What tea is it not a good idea to drink? -TNT.
Why is it pointless to play hide and seek with mountain ranges?-They
peak.
What did Jasmin rice say to Asian vegetables?-Don't you wok away
from me!
What would you call a camel that has no hump?-Humphrey.
What’s the difference between a wasp and a fly?-A wasp can fly, but
a fly can’t wasp.
Why is there a donut sitting at the dentist’s office?-It’s there to
get a filling.
What kind of cake is the most popular one in cake shops?Answer: “This
one!“

And the second most popular?Answer: “No, no – that one,
right next to it!”