Kate Upton comes to her senses, denies wanting smaller boobs

Remember how we all gasped and cringed when Kate Upton said, “I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life.”? Yeah, forget all that. Let me just speak for the millions of people the world over with functioning eyeballs when I say, “Phew!”

In an interview with Australia’s 2Day FM the hosts of the show addressed her fear-inducing comments…

“You have great boobs, they are amazing. And you have said that maybe you would like to have a breast reduction,” said host Maz.

“I actually didn’t ever say that. Yeah, no, I never said that,” replied Kate. “But if someone asked me this question and actually cared to hear what I have to say about my own personal body…Isn’t that lovely what every media makes up? It’s my body I’ll tell you how I feel about it.”

“I would say that I think all women feel sometimes they don’t have life perfect, sometimes they don’t feel their best. But I love my body. I always feel incredibly grateful for what I have…”