The Politburo will all be having a grand old time swigging your Zimas and toasting your Liberal President. It would be a cold day in Hell before I'd ever set foot in a meeting of the Communist Party!!! Then again, the fact that I wasn't invited don't help the situation either!!! I hate you all and hope your prissie drinks drown you!!!

And there are questions about the mysterious disappearance of Professor Milburn Cleaver.

I've heard rumors that you invited him to dinner and he choked to death on one Thelma Jean's biscuits then was buried in Hugo Selenski's back yard. It didn't help when you gave him some of Joanne Curley's ice tea to wash it down. And only the day before he traveled down to Maryland to have his teeth cleaned by Dr. Glen Wolseffer.