I made it BY MYSELF, with NO help from anyone. All these idiots just want MY money .. no way!Now... let me go drive my Humvee on this nice paved freeway, (too bad I have to go past all those dumps) to my rent-controlled apartment.

Anyone making less than $5,000,000 is an idiot. Why would anyone listen to them? Education... Yeah, I got that busines degree, but I got my REAL education from the school of hard knocks!

We are going to suffer because a few lousy fish have been killed? Why don't they just move!

Global climate, global dime it. Its just another scam to take MY money! If those scientists had any real brains they would have gone into business instead of playing with their stupid microscopes and computers.

Liberals = lot's of "education", no money, fewer brains.

note: disclaimer I definitely don't think most self-labeled conservatives on this forum are idiotic enough to really think most of those things.