As its name implies, The Beach House has a seaside theme: parrot decorations, Coronas, buoys and so on. It has a vaguely '80s vibe, in the way that everything beach-themed does. Dozens of bras hang from the ceiling, but the stripper pole doesn't see much action. The kitchen slings burgers, steaks and breakfast. There's no smoking allowed. They have live music (rock and alternative) a few nights a week.

Tip: If you've got a designated driver, try the Beach House Bomb: seven kinds of liquor, Sprite, cranberry juice and a splash a sour mix. It's Metairie's answer to the Hurricane. Also: play some pinball.

Crowd: Business travelers stationed at Metairie hotels make up a healthy chunk of the dinner crowd. Bar-top dancing locals take over during peak hours. Service industry workers come by late at night for discounted drinks.