Story Time!

Share a story that's real or fiction based on a life even or make a scenario based on it.

Here's one of mine:

(Tomorrow is Character Day at my school, where we can dress up as a character from a book/movie/cartoon with a simple donation of a household item. This is what I imagine would happen if I participated)

/* meets friends in hall, dressed as a badger*

Me: G'morin' to you guys :D

Friend A: Tommo noooo! Why do you do this?!

Friend B: Omg i'm so killing you

Friend C: *is laughing so hard face turns purple*

Me: Do you like it?

Friend B: Take the mask off, NOW.

1st Period Teacher: Nice outfit.

Me: *goes to take off mask but instead flabs cheeks* I took it to the next level. Help me.

/*gets dragged away on a cart to a Science Fair, holding a sign that reads "help plz"*

/*teachers and students swarm me to pet me at Science Fair*

/*friends stop by*

Friend A: OMG TOMMMMMM WHAT THE HECKKKKK

Friend C: *still dying of laugher*

Friend B: That's what he gets

Me: i hate you guys *darts out of corner and runs for dear life, students and teachers chasing to pet me*

Oh my. Could use some dark wine for such a traumatic experience. *hands you a bottle*. Wait, you're not old enough yet. *swipes it away and tucks it back into jacket.* I seriously do not feel up to the repercussions of giving a minor some wine.