Victoria Beckham becomes the Star of London Fashion Week.

If the clothes aren’t all that interesting at least Victoria will keep us entertained,

Yummy and yippee. Victoria is now the front stage pre runway and post runway ‘fun’ factor. With celebrities increasingly using the collections for their own vacuous self promotion (forget about the designer who invited them- they are just an irrelevant inconvenience that the celeb has to deftly handle) Posh has taken her sickly skinny ass to London Fashion Week and caused the British press to hyperventilate.

Telling the Daily Mirror the following:

‘I appreciate there are young girls and women who look at me as a role model and it is untrue to say I do not eat and I am unhealthy,’

‘I have a healthy diet, a healthy lifestyle and plenty of energy to run after my three energetic boys and travel the world managing my fashion business.’

In other words Victoria appreciates being very well paid, confounding you, using you for maximum attention and more money and grab schemes and if you want to fret over her skinny ass that’s all right as long as you keep thinking of her and booking her for all the fun things that continue to make her rich and famous.

The moral of the story- Don’t expect to see drama on the runways,expect to see it in the front rows.