A Justin Bieber ‘Impersonator’ Was Molesting Kids, You Say?

“Here, kiddy, kiddy, kiddies. Come get the pup- Dammit, Selena. I told you to wait in the truck.”

In the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, somehow news that a Justin Bieber “impersonator” was arrested in Canada for child molesting completely flew under my radar, so here’s that story because it’s important we don’t let this cover-up go unnoticed. And by cover-up, I’ll get to that in a minute. The Toronto Sun reports:

Lee Moir, 34, is charged with several offences, including luring a child under 16, invitation to sexual touching, the making of child pornography, possession of child porn, extortion, and attempting to expose himself to a minor.
Police allege Moir also went under the Facebook handles of Lee Oneel, Justy.Beber1 and Yodayoda001.
Moir is believed to have had contact with numerous children online.

Wait, Yodayoda001? But I sent him all those pic

While the police seem to have conveniently provided a mugshot of this Lee Moir and placed him under arrest, I wouldn’t be doing my job as a seasoned journalist if I didn’t point out that Justin Bieber wields incredible power and influence thanks to his vast wealth and has openly stated that he wants to be the next Michael Jackson. I’m just stating the facts. *puts on hoodie* TRAYVON- Er, molested kids!