Please allow me to introduce myselfI'm a man of wealth and tasteI've been around for a long long year stolen many man's soul and faithI was around when Jesus Christ had His moment of doubt and painMade damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed His fatePleased to meet you hope you guess my nameBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

Stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was a time for a changeKilled the Tzar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vainI rode a tank held a gen'rals rank when the blitzkriegraged and the bodies stankPleased to meet you hope you guess my name. Oh yeahAh what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeah

I watched the glee while your kings and queens fought forten decades for the Gods they madeI shouted out "Who killed the Kennedy's?" when after allit was you and meLet me please intruduce myself I'm a man of wealth and tasteAnd I lay traps for troubadors who get killed before they reach BombayPleased to meet you hope you guess my name. Oh yeahBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game. Oh yeahPleased to meet you hope you guess my nameBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal and all the sinners, Saintsas heads is tails, just call me Lucifer 'cause I'm in needof some restraintSo if you meet me, have some courtesy have some sympathyand some tasteUse all your well learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to wastePleased to meet you hope you guess my nameBut what's puzzling you is the nature of my game