How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love the Lord

This parody was created by artist Howard Hallis, who took a Chick tract entitled The Choice and gave it a brilliant Lovecraftian twist. Hallis was threatened with legal action from Chick Publications in 2004 and took the offending material down. Fortunately, nothing is lost forever on Nobel Prize winner Al Gore’s internet. I found this copy on the Purple Monkey Mafia website (Eris bless ’em).

Jack wouldn’t enjoy this parody. According to an article by William Schnoebelen at http://www.chick.com/articles/frpg.asp, the Cthulhu mythos is real! “For example, there is now a whole line of materials based on the hellish H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu mythos, a form of magic that we practiced in the darkest days of our satanic career – a system of magic prominently featured in THE SATANIC RITUALS by Anton LaVey! Contrary to the ramblings of D&D defenders like Michael Stackpole, the Necronomicon and the Cthulhu mythos are quite real.”

Now, Mr. Schnoebelen is an expert in these things because he as apparently done every sort of dark and evil thing imaginable…including providing fodder for Jack Chick! Just check out this article: http://www.relfe.com/07/Bill_William_Schnoebelen.html Haw! Haw! Haw!