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In which the sun is out

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Dear people:

I’m sorry I haven’t written anything lately but the SUN has come out. You’re probably thinking “big deal” but what you fail to understand is that it has basically been monsoon season in Greensboro, North Carolina. Why, just the other day, Andie told me that she thought she had SAD (Seasonal Affective Disorder), which is what you usually get in the winter, but this summer has been gray and wet.

I read the other day that the tomatoes are rotting on the vine and I know for a fact that it’s been all but impossible to harvest trees which is important if your manufacturing company makes products out of wood.

So you see, now that the sun is out I feel compelled to be outside and enjoying it.

Of course, that’s not really a good excuse but I haven’t really felt like writing anyways. I spend most of my time with Andie and I must say we have been laughing a lot but at the end of the day, I can barely tell you what we’ve discussed.

That’s probably because she spends a lot of time ranting. Just yesterday, she ranted about her hair for almost ¾ of an hour. Her hair is curly, very curly. She hates it and finds it annoying and went on and on and on and I couldn’t stop laughing until I told her to stop because seriously, what the hell can I do about it right?

We also have been watching TV, especially when it did nothing but rain. I have no clue what Noah did all that time but we watched copious amounts of television. Yesterday I probably won about $5000 on cash cab although they didn’t give it to me because I wasn’t actually in the cab at the time.

Have you guys seen cash cab? It’s like jeopardy during a cab ride basically and let me tell you that there are a lot of stupid people out there.

Other than that, we watched BBC America’s “Orphan Black” which you totally have to watch. IT’s well written and the characters are fun and the lead actress is awesome. Take it from me; it’s worth your time.

Well, I’m off to get my hair did so see ya. Sorry this post sucks but it’s amazing that I’m still blogging honestly.