There's no better feeling than being called a n00b by a three-year-old girl after she knifes you several times over in rounds of Call of Duty. Right?

Maybe not so much. I consider myself to be pretty good at first-person shooters, but not even I can compare to the teenagers that have ample time to spend practicing their "skillz" in online shooters. I am therefore, by comparison, probably a n00b to them.

This adult man, usually busy with a full-time job, also struggles with the same unfortunate situation. Except his humiliation takes new heights when he finds that his murderer RosieABC is a three-year-old girl and not, as he undoubtedly wished to think, someone with a speech impediment.