Dudes, I totally did the Hilary Duff youTube crawl as I seen the threesome between her, lonely boy, and V last night and I do believe I threw up a little in my mouth afterward. Meh…rather see Chuck get it on with two girls. Whatcha think?

The Muse deserves her own line of skincare….or…mmmm makeup. Yes, I’d like my very own brand of makeup please. What? Everyone else has one why can’t I? Victoria Principal, Lauren Hutton, Joan Rivers…it’s like a law in Hollywood that after you’re older they give you a gratuitous makeup collection of your very own. The next victim to jump that train? Wait for it…..The Nanny! Well, you and I know her as The Nanny but her actual name is Fran Drescher.

Yes, Fran Drescher does have her own skincare line, indeed it’s very true. FranBrand, not an inventive name by any means, is now available for purchase on HSN. How do I know this? Because I’m diseased enough to Tivo episodes of HSN and FranBrand happened to interrupt the showing of Clean Fragrance I was recording today.