If you think you've got it bad because your roomie keeps eating all your canned tuna, then try bunking with Jigsaw and see how you like that.

Want to sit down to enjoy a nice glass of red with your partner? Nah-huh. That's the blood of a three-toed sloth Jigsaw's replaced your wine with.

Poor Gary, in this brilliant sketch by Chris Capel, can't even go to the bathroom or sleep uninterrupted without this psychotic puppet wanting to play some stupid game. But that's what happens when you find a roommate on Craigslist.