No, that wasn’t another of our ubiquitous earthquakes. That tremor you felt was the collective head slap from reasonable Oklahomans across the state when they found out a group of … special folks planned to greet President Obama by waving Confederate flags.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah, we really showed the Oklahoma Standard by waving the flag of the Confederacy. Remember? Those are the guys who left the United States and then fought against them? And there was slavery involved? Anyway, yeah,...