"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Engines on fire on the outside of Eau Rouge. I watched carbon fibre shards glitter in the dark near the 130R. All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain."

The guy behind: "Ok Massa, no slipping out of your duties! Your contract clearly dictates that you are required to present Alonso with a complimentary hug in case of a yielded position! So on with it!"