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This is it, you guys. The final Ultimate Challenge. Your last chance to prove you can hang with the big boys. We are shocked and awed by yesterday's efforts. We never imagined you guys would build actual tents as some of you did, and we applaud you. Our only disappointment was that we had so few BOCs to distribute. I guess what we're trying to say is, you're all winners to us. Except for that one guy. You know who you are, slacker.

Now for today's challenge, we have to set a few new ground rules. SO PAY ATTENTION.

NEW RULE #1

Please, for the love of all that is good and wooty, DO NOT CHOKE TO DEATH. It's just a Bag of Crap, folks. It's not worth it. Imagine how pissed off your loved ones will be if all you leave them is a few Power Balance bands and an HDMI cable.

NEW RULE #2

See NEW RULE #1. We're not even kidding.

NEW RULE #3

You MUST appear on camera for the entire duration of your video, and you must make a serious effort to consume all of your food of choice. None of this "now you see it, now you don't" video editing trickery. You can tap out if you must. But let's just say that eating five grapes ain't gonna score you a BOC.

NEW RULE #4

You don't have to eat corn dogs. It would be ridic (albeit totally awesome) if you just happened to have five corn dogs lying around the house. You can eat whatever you want. So we've come up with this handy little equivalency chart of examples for reference:

Got it? Good. Let's do this. For the final time, I present to you the Woot Ultimate Challenge!

DAY 5: CORN DOG TRIALS

THE SCORE TO BEAT

You might not believe it based on the corn dog-consuming prowess displayed in this video, but NO ONE wagered on Sean as the victor. Johnny was the clear favorite, while my bets were on Sam as the dark horse in this competition. We're sorry we underestimated you, Sean. Sam, you are dead to me. In 4:02:

spilzer

Though I can't believe how many calories I just consumed in 5 minutes. I think I'm about to experience a severe sugar high followed by the inevitable crash. What dumb things we do in the name of Woot, ha ha!

conanthelibrarian

Had a lot of fun watching all the action this week. So glad I was able to get in on the first challenge (ring toss) when it was easy! No way I could do tonight's challenge this late at night! You guys are champs!

Moueska

And thus, Metal and Cookies collide! XD Well, five vids for five threads, that's kind of impressive since I haven't posted anything major on my own channel in what was close to almost a month (and then YEARS before that).

Holy cookie monster - it says I have 111 min for the raw file to upload straight to youtube.

/dies

Okay, it says 94 min - so it's not private, it just hasn't finished loading yet.

EDIT:
38 min left and counting - Somebody could SRSLY sneak in behind me and be live before me.

EDIT AGAIN:
T minus 4 minutes...

NOTE:
Speed eating challenges are sometimes about time limits, sometimes about amounts - I think I gave myself a limit of ten minutes to eat as much as I possibly could of my coconut-caramel knock-off Samoa Girl Scout Cookies and hunks of Banana Skewers.

CowboyDann

My dinners for the last 3 nights have all been small eating contests. I've been trying to get tired of in-n-out before I leave california forever. I think last night was a 4x4, double double, french fries and a large milkshake.

If only I had known about this last night i would have video taped :\ oh well

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