DELTA'S DESIGNER DOG LEASH

Out walking her dog in the neighborhood, Delta Burke allowed it to play with a pooch being led by another lady -- and suddenly the bow-wows were so tangled in their leashes that the woman ran to get scissors. Bellowed Delta, "Wait a minute! Just whose leash are you cutting? Mine is a designer leash and I paid $500 for it." The lady sighed, cut her own leash -- and Delta stalked off without even barking a "thank you!" . . . And how was YOUR week?