yeah this was my status. lol. i can’t believe somebody posted it on here. well it’s all true, but so is the first part. i haven’t had a drink in 5 days. i sat in tattletales all night tonight and drank o’douls. nothing crazy happened. i was in flashers the night of this madness.

^ Looks like you’ve kicked a few goals in your life. Two fist fights? I’m guessing the skill level was between windmilling with a metre and a half gap between you both, and rough cuddling with tough talk and chest puffing.
Good work. Lemme guess, you’re single right?

Oh yeah? Well, congrats on being a quitter, guy. Because, if you keep that shit up and start drinking yourself stupid again you’re gonna end up on stage with some old tattered fool doin’ teh helicopter in your face at Swingin’ Richards! lol…