Tragically, Here Is Kris Humphries In Junderwear

Kris Humphries may be getting divorced from Kim Kardashian, but he is not stepping out of the spotlight without a fight. Recently, he demanded that Kim admit that their marriage was fake. And now, as if to prove that she wasn’t the only thing that made him hot, he’s done a spread for WestEast Magazine in which he strips down to jundies (tell me those don’t look like they’re made of denim) and, inexplicably, is the apparent owner of a rifle.

It’s not that I don’t think that Humphries has a delightful physique — I do. It’s just that…what is this? Is he Rambo? Is he an arbiter of mens’ fashion trends? Or is he Batman’s trusty sidekick? It’s so hard to know.