Boba Fett Caption Contest #8

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Editor'sPick

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Author

Date

Fan'sChoice

2

*monk's chanting*
And George Lucas so loved the fans, that he gave them his only Mandalorian.

Veni-Vici-Fett

115061400006/18/2006

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Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

Director: Aaaand---Action!
(Boba accidentally falls off his spot into the Sarlacc)
Director: BRILLIANT!

I'm Amanda Lorian!

115070040006/19/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

i'm not coming down till i get my mocha latt'e

aaron of roseville

115087320006/21/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

2

Jeremy: Can we re-negoatiate my contract? I can say more than 4 lines. Really I can. Please don't kill off my character.

R. Arenas

115087320006/21/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

Does this make me look Fett?

alvaro hernandez of los angeles ca

115104600006/23/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

2

Director: OK, this time we try it without the blaster.
Fett: That doesn't make any sense.
Director: Niether did blasting the last 5 cameramen I hired!!

Lastspartan00 of Brick, New Jersey

115113240006/24/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

"You're writing me out in the first 30 minutes of the movie?! And I thought it was bad enough we actually WENT to the desert to shoot...."

Cecilia

115130520006/26/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

Boba: "Am I going to stand here all day? You know, all this blowing sand DOES find it's way into this armor, and I'm not going to begin to tell you how uncomfortable that is!"

FettFan79 of Pana, IL

115130520006/26/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

(Bulloch) "Hey Richard, this is the part where I fly in, rope up that Luke guy and kill the rest right? Right? You wouldn't be planning on doing anything stupid to my character would you?"

Sharpy of Brisbane, Australia

115130520006/26/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

"Are you sure this jetpack is gonna work like its supposed to? Cause I have a really bad feeling about this take."

Ray Ramirez of NY

115216920007/06/2006

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Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

I've had it up to here! I'm all Fett up!

Fett Fan 16 of Ohio

115260120007/11/2006

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Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

Boba Fett: Umm... George? I can't move my arms...
George Lucas: Get over it! You are the best bounty hunter in the galexy! Remember that!.
Boba Fett: Well, I guess you're right.

Boba Dude of Tumwater, WA

115311960007/17/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

2

Expanded Universe, here I come!

Slovok of McAllen, Texas

115441560008/01/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

2

Boba :"You want me to do a double sumersault with a full pike... IN THIS OUTFIT?!"

twizzle of thetford/norfolk/UK

115484760008/06/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

People of Coruscant! I have gone out into the dessert and spoken with LUCAS!

Lucas: Okay Bulloch, now here's the part where you fall into the pit and supposedly die.
Bulloch: What's my motavation???
Lucas: I'll sick the wookiee on you if you don't!
Bulloch: Aw crud.

bubba fett

115070040006/19/2006

0

Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

Behind the scenes footage of "Passion of the Mandalorian."

BoBaFaN

115070040006/19/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

Boba: Who the heck are these people???

Mando Girl

115078680006/20/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

Is the Sarlacc evil, Lucas?

Misty Kina Fett Boggs

115087320006/21/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

If we have to do this scene one more time, I'm gonna punch everyone!

Sylux

115087320006/21/2006

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0 votes

1

Shoot! My iPod fell in the Sarlacc!

Sylux

115087320006/21/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

i'm tellin you... i'll jump!

aaron S.

115095960006/22/2006

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0 votes

1

Is this legal?

tsu of cal.

115104600006/23/2006

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0 votes

1

Who are you people and what have you done to me?!?

Randy Boggs

115104600006/23/2006

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0 votes

1

Boba: I didn't sign up for this to die, Lucas!
George: Boba, you have to! Now get ready for your death!
Boba: What the- Agggggh!
George: Cut! Perfect... now how do we get him out of there?

Randy Boggs

115095960006/22/2006

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0 votes

1

Boba: MOUSE! MOUSE!

Commander Ordo

115095960006/22/2006

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0 votes

1

Boba: I can fly,I can fly, I can... fall... into the Sarlacc...

draco fett of new york

115121880006/25/2006

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0 votes

1

What? you want me to what?!?!?! No way i'm not stadin next to that living carpet! I'm stadin up here where I'm safe!!

ARC Fett

115121880006/25/2006

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0 votes

1

Boba: "I see old people."

brett of florida

115121880006/25/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

"I'm not falling in the sarrlac again... unless Darth watches me do it."

jastermando

115130520006/26/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

I told you; Boba Fett does not kill Solo until he gets his mocha latte. What?! You say you don't need ME? I guarantee that this franchize will go to the crapper if you kick me off. Stop laughing!

Michael Parzych of Brampton, Ontario

115147800006/28/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

Ok guys, I'm gonna do double front flip...*jumps, hits the side of sail barge and screams*

James of MO

115130520006/26/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

Boba: "Alright, now I'M the director here...you, get that ladder out of the frame. No, no, no--the barge is supposed to lean like that. And would someone PLEASE take a comb to the Wookiee??"

Darth Taiter of Pana, IL

115130520006/26/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

Now this movie shold be more about me so when I fall into the Sarlacc I come right back out and everyone is like ahhh then my dad comes in Jango fett then we whoop butt then Mace Windu comes in and I give him a purple nurple and Jango gives Mace a wet willy then we give him a wedgie by attaching his underwear to our jetpacks at full speed then he falls into the sarlaac and after that we shoot everyone and loot them. Then the emperor blows up my home planet kamino then we go over there and give palpatine a swirlie in jabbas toilet. then after a while Mace gets out of the sarlaac and then Jango gives him a swirlie too exept that he won't get the ice cream cone look. so who likes my idea and I dont care if you dont like it because were going with it and if you dont I'll shoot you so lets film.

stuart

115130520006/26/2006

1

Currently 1.00/1

1 vote

1

I'mm guessing now is a bad time to tell all of you I'm afraid of heights.

What do you mean by "it doesn't bite?"

BFfan

115355160007/22/2006

0

Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

Boba: Hey you down there give me back my gun!!!
Dude: I have to make it look dirty though.
Boba: I don't care! Give it back to me!!
Dude: NO!
Boba: I'm going to kill y.... wait I CAN;'T MOVE MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!

ARC Fett

115346520007/21/2006

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0 votes

1

LIGHTS! CAMERA ! BOBA!!!!!!!

hannah

115329240007/19/2006

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0 votes

1

One side of me says "do it," but the other side says "don't." I'm so confused.

mara jade

115389720007/26/2006

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0 votes

1

Hey, I can see Slave I from here, Echo.......Echo

Commander Teff

115407000007/28/2006

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0 votes

1

What's my motivation? There's no enemy, just a blue screen!

hunter man4

115407000007/28/2006

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0 votes

1

Lucas: Ok Fett, in this scene you're going to fly down and put up a weak fight against Luke, then despite all your sensory equipment, masterful reflexes, and years of Bounty Hunting experience; You will be accidently struck in the jetpack by Han Solo who is just 2 feet behind you, setting you off careening you into the sailbarge, then fall helplessly into the Sarlaac Pit.

Boba Fett: ... WHAT THE %$#@!!?

Slovok of McAllen, Texas

115415640007/29/2006

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Currently 0.00/1

0 votes

1

Boba: The only reason you want Han to kill me is because I had an affair with Leia, isn't it?
Lucas: Hey! I didn't know you had an affair with Leia! That's all the more reason to kill you off!
Boba: Aw, man!

Kina Jackie Sparrow Fett of Hidden City, Monstropolis

115450200008/02/2006

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0 votes

1

Boba: Hey, I dropped my ice cream!

Blake Shimshock of Riverside California

115450200008/02/2006

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0 votes

1

how long do i have to stand here...? my blasters are starting to poke my sides

mandalorian bountyhunter aaron of roseville mi

115458840008/03/2006

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0 votes

1

I get paid 20 dollars a day to fall into a pit?

Randall Boggs of New Orleans, Louisiana

115476120008/05/2006

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0 votes

1

Lucas: I'm sorry we couldn't pay the fake Sarlacc, so we are using a real one. It's possible you don't survive.
Fett: Sorry, there's a lot of noise. Can you repeat that?
Lucas: Oh, nothing important!

lucas DBC of Mexico

115484760008/06/2006

2

Currently 1.00/1

2 votes

1

Boba: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Lucas: *smacks forehead* I knew we shouldn't have hired Leonardo DiCaprio...

The Raven of Mandalore

115467480008/04/2006

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0 votes

1

Chewie: Prepare to have your cloak eaten, Fett! FOR HAN!!!
Fett: This is why I don't like spice...