Custom Work

$3.50

That's right, for the extremely low price of $3.50, a professional artist will make you a custom piece of impressive artwork. Here's how it works: Pay me money, tell me what to draw, sit back and wait for it arrive in your mailbox.*

I am good at the following:
-Landscapes
-Shading
-Texture
-Portraits
-Predicting the future
-Motion

*I will take your suggestions into consideration, but in the end I, the artist, reserve all rights to interpret those suggestions however I see fit. No refunds.

THE PRICE YOU SEE INCLUDES SHIPPING,...or in other words FREE FUCKING SHIPPING