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Today is the Ascension of Uriel, the Archangel of Earth, and, even more often, of Air as well. He is the Light of God who comes to definitively dispel these many Saturnine Powers who now appear to be at the height of their reign. May this most auspicious day, and a freshly consecrated amulet of Uriel, inspire and enlighten anyone who's out there looking for divine guidance.

"In the second book of the Sibylline Oracles, a strange blend of early Christian, Jewish and pagan prophecies, Uriel is one of the “immortal angels of the Undying God,” who on the Day of Judgment: will break the monstrous bars framed of unyielding and unbroken adamant of the brazen gates of Hades, and cast them down straightway, and bring forth to judgment all the sorrowful forms, yea, of the ghosts of the ancient Titans and of the giants, the Nephilim, and all whom the flood overtook…and all these shall he bring to the judgment seat…and set before God."

Clearly Uriel has an important role to play on Judgment Day; what is not clear from the wording of this particular prophecy is whether the Archangel Uriel will be breaking into Hell at God’s behest, or breaking out, on behalf of the Titans and the Nephilim, those hidden away there from the wrath of the flood for all these many years, bringing their dismay to divine consideration.

Simon Zealot is a recovering super villain now trying to help all of those insignificant common people he once sought to enslave and/or annihilate. He's the author of three books, The Shadow Society Guidebook, The Malakimae Manual and The Hermetic Grimoire of the Neo-Templar Order. He is also a special investigator, a martial arts instructor, an astrologer, a hypnotist, a fire performer, an escape artist, a world class mentalist, and, of course, one of the once conquered, but now returning, Djinn.