Dennis Rodman Wrote A Children’s Book For Parents Who Want To Warp Their Kids’ Minds For Life

Does your child have a thirst for reading that few children possess? Do they love to devour books the way that some children love to devour pizza and Fruit Roll-Ups? Are you worried that their love for reading will turn them into a socially-deficient bookworm? This will put a stop to that.

That’s not the setup to another punchline involving domestic abuse charges or “The Little Tranny That Could.” It’s a real thing. It’s called Dennis the Wild Bull and it’s about a “large red bull” who has “flowing red hair, two nose rings, a tattoo and red stubble under his chin.” We’re off to a good start so far.

Rodman said he hopes the book will help children learn the importance of individuality and that “It’s OK to be who you are pretty much and you’ll be accepted.” Does that include being a foul-committing attention grabber?