Jamison, Concrete, and Lil Ol’ Me

I bet you all are wondering what I have to say about Jamison, huh? Well! That cat has been INSANE! Like, I think he might be on drugs. There MUST be an explanation for why he won’t stop doing zoomies and meowing and just being totally spastic.

Although I can’t stand him like this, Mom thinks he’s totally adorable and because he’s completely wide-eyed, she’s been getting great pictures of him.

Personally, my favorite is this one:

He’s harmless when he’s sleeping!

As if dealing with that maniac isn’t enough, I have to contend with whatever torture Mom comes up with for me. Like yesterday, for instance. Dad had to pour concrete (the reason will be divulged in another post). Well, the last time Dad poured concrete, they put Khia and Mya’s paw prints in it. I didn’t live here yet. So, do you see where I’m going with this?

She.Put.My.Feet.In.That.Horrible.Cold.Disgusting.Stuff!

Ohhhhhh the paaaaaaainnnnn!

Why must she touch my feet. WHY?!

Then! THEN! She had to get the concrete residue off and she dipped my feet in water! 😯

Wow Buddy. I wouldn’t want to live there! Perhaps “that cat” is finding a plant to chew on which produces the wide eyed look? As for the concrete? That stuff is caustic!!!! What on earth are they thinking? Perhaps having that red dye in her hair is affecting you Mom’s brain? Hang in their dude ‘cos it might get worse before it starts getting better! Woof! Ray.

Look on the bright side you got the torture over and done with all on one day …hopefully,
As for Jamison what can I say ‘Neurotic Cat’ didn’t get her name by accident you know
Woof n’ stuff
Big Oscar x

I can’t wait to show you the picture of my paw prints! Baths to keep my adorableness? Ok, maybe that’s worth it. Whoa! Sounds like you get pretty crazy too! So…maybe I just need to somehow lock Jamison in the bathroom then? You’re so silly, Siddhartha 😛 Lots of love! Noodle