The story is that a suicide note left by Fidel Castro’s eldest son revealed that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was his half-brother and the son of the late Fidel Castro.

The handwritten note left was supposedly left by Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart, 68, the eldest of Fidel Castro’s children. It is said to confirm the longstanding rumor in Cuba that Fidel Castro fathered Justin Trudeau after a public tryst with Margaret Trudeau in 1970.

The resemblance between Justin and Fidel, especially in younger pictures of the Cuban dictator, are astounding.

But the Minority Report went in search to find out if there was any water in this crazy bucket.

PM Trudeau’s parents were definitely friends, we know that to be fact. Here is a picture:

But while the Trudeaus did indeed develop an unusually cozy relationship with the Cuban dictator, Justin Trudeau was already toilet-trained by the time his mother, Margaret Trudeau, first met Castro in 1976.

Margaret and Pierre were secretly married on March 4, 1971, after which Pierre spent March and April in Ottawa on official business. During this time, little Justin was conceived. He was born on December 25, 1971.

But keep in mind that Margaret Trudeau, the glamorous, surprise new wife of the prime minister,had suddenly become the most talked-about woman in Canada.

In those first weeks, her every move was closely followed by the press. Any secret Cuban affairs would have required to evade both the most powerful man in the country and a media hungry for all things Margaret.

Another important factor in all this is that nobody has ever accused Margaret Trudeau of being discreet.

In various books and interviews following her 1977 separation from Pierre, she’s freely revealed her own drug use. She also discussed Pierre’s weird sexual habits and her dalliances with everyone from Jack Nicholson to Edward Kennedy.

She was honest, bluntly honest.

So it looks like Justin is just a doppelganger…but a good one for sure. Definitely great fodder for conspiracy theorists.

The suicide note? No word of that except in articles claiming the insanity itself.