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"My weight is nobody's business but mine," huffed the lobster, in an interview with a reporter from The Spoof. The lobster continued, "It's an outrage. How would you like it if YOUR weight were the subject of discussion the world over?"
And he's appalled at all the fat shaming on social media since he's been caught and brought onto land, "Why can't people just mind their own business?" he aske...

When Speaker of the House John Boehner invited Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu to address a joint session of Congress without White House permission, the tsunami backlash began. It is protocol that before someone is invited to address a joi...

Though Vladimir Putin got away with annexing Crimea, crushing Georgia, is in the process of smashing Chechnya and invading the Ukraine (in a obvious attempt to recreate the old Soviet Union) he is now setting his sights on East Germany with plans for...

WHITEWASHINGTON, AC/DC -- In 1864, Congress allowed each state to contribute two statues of prominent citizens to be displayed in the building's Statuary Hall. There were only two qualifications: the citizens to be so "honored" had to be white and ma...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama.
Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whe...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Due to the fact that the situation with Russia and the Ukraine is starting to escalate President Obama has announced that he will be sending the vice-president to the Ukraine on a look-see visit.
Vice-President Biden will see fi...

VENICE BEACH, California - One of the most highly respected tattoo artists in the United States, Bong Bong of Venice Beach, said that he has just received a call from a famous celebrity inquiring about a tattoo.
Bong Bong said that the celebrity i...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Longoria have just finalized the plans for what the White House is calling The Biggest Piñata Party In The History of Piñata Parties.
The pre...

NEW YORK CITY - GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh took the silly looking 12-inch cigar out of his mouth and spoke with Mistletoe Bulova of The Drive Thru Window News Agency.
He told Miss Bulova that he has no idea in hell where the rumor that...

BEVERLY HILLS - Tish Cyrus says that she has had enough of seeing her 21-year-old daughter Miley twerking in front of the entire world.
Mrs. Cyrus, who is married to country music artist Billy Ray Cyrus recently told Voodoo Dupree with Glamboyant...

NEW YORK CITY - Rihanna is furious that her ex-hip hop boyfriend Chris Brown recently told Oprah Winfrey that he knows that he and Rihanna will get back together in 2014.
Winfrey replied that she did not think so. Brown angrily yelled out that it...

NEW YORK CITY - FOX talk show host Megyn Kelly is sticking to her (laser) guns and is still insisting that Santa Claus is white.
Kelly, the blonde with the pixie hairdo, that really belongs on an 8-year-old girl, added that the tooth fairy is gay.

"Inner Make-Over" - best selling book by Jeremy Enditstein that was recently featured on the Oprah Winfrey show has now launched itself as an American franchise. Said director of the new found company appropriately called INNER-MAKE-OVER "the company is built squarely on Jeremy's philosophy of inner renewal. It involves all aspects of retrieving a sense of worth and self-respect leading to greater...

NEW YORK CITY - A federal judge traveled to New York City to inform GOP pundit Ann Coulter that she is to report to a rehab clinic no later than December 1, 2013.
Judge Rory Carsonbeck, 58, has taken the action due to the fact that Ann Coulter has...

DETROIT - President Obama was in Detroit where he gladly announced that he has talked to representatives from the Republic of China about opening up a factory in Detroit.
The president said that the factory will be housed in the old Oldsmobile Pla...

CHICAGO - The Windy City is home to the Bears, the Cubs, the White Sox, the Bulls, the Black Hawks, and to The Big O, Oprah Winfrey.
Winfrey recently appeared on The Viagra View and she confessed to Regis Philbin that she has made an offer to purc...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama held a White House news conference and he informed the members of the press that he is going to have to show the Republicans that he, Barack Obama, was elected president of the United States and not the nation's pro...

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