HowTo talk:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

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Do you mean "the writer" as in yourself, speaking in the third person, "the writer" as a semiotic term, essentially stating your opinion that writing is a homosexual pastime, and that you are indeed therefore a homosexual, or "the writer" meaning a specific person, probably well-known, the identity of whom you have received legal advice not to divulge? Because to be honest, I think it's that George Bernard Shaw. Man and Superman? Greedy bitch. --BerogenVFH 01:43, 22 December 2006 (UTC)