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I could not be more thrilled to announce that I had the pleasure of sitting and reading my own book to myself in a sound booth earlier this fall. I was kind of dreading it, since it's basically reading your own diary. But it was fun and surprisingly cathartic.

"I chose to self-publish The Beaver Show after a year of waiting to hear back from literary agents (no one got back to me). Stripping has taught me that waiting is bullshit, that when you’re asked to ‘wait’ it is usually by someone who doesn’t have the respect or conviction to tell you ‘no’ right off the bat. It wasn’t my first choice; I wanted a fancy book deal like every other aspiring writer. But I’m so glad I did it the way I did. I’ve published 4 titles in the last two years, and it’s inspired me to hustle anything and everything I desire. No one’s gonna do it for you. A literary agent is just a pimp with an office in Midtown."

So if you want to hear about how it all began, you can download my memoir of a baby stripper here

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