Just to be clear, Eric, I didn't watch the broadcast and wouldn't have done so if you'd paid me. Of course, I'd also extend that to the Grammys, Emmys and even Oscars (unless there was a party that all my friends were at-- but I'd still willfully ignore the TV.)

I have a hard time believing there was anything else worth seeing other than Brett Michaels getting whacked. Otherwise I imagine it was just a lot of speeches only slightly less ridiculous than Alice Ripley's and a lot of musical numbers like this one: