Fishing is a hobby to some and to others, a sport. However, there are those whose life revolves around the sea and the hunt for the most marvelous catch. Commercial fishing can be very lucrative if you happen to capture a large Bluefin tuna, the most expensive of which sold for $1.8 million dollars! There’s a huge market for exotic or rare sea dwelling creatures and where there’s demand, there’s money to be made. With the right catch, a person could be set for life. But, for many a fisherman, the honor and fame bestowed upon one for capturing one of the most rare beasts of the sea is more a matter of pride than the purse. Perhaps you’re wondering, “How can I get in on this?” Whether for fame or fortune, the answer is the same: The Leviathan.

The myth of the Leviathan is as old as known history. Several cultures bare record to its immense size and fierce behavior. Its description in biblical scriptures is that of a colossal monster with scales so tightly knit together that an arrow or sword couldn’t avail to pierce its hide. Its teeth are so numerous and sharp and its limbs and form, so long and elegant.

“He makes the depths churn like a boiling caldron and stirs up the sea like a pot of ointment. Behind him he leaves a glistening wake.” - Job 31:41

Scylla or Hydra or whichever name you might choose to call it by, there’s no doubting that one of these bad boys would fetch a pretty penny and considerable prestige. So, how does one go about catching the darn thing? Well, you’re going to need a bigger boat.

This is not a creature that can be hooked on a fishing line and reeled in. And if you attempt to cut off one head, two new heads may grow out from the stump. You can’t shoot it or cut it by any conventional means and it would break through a net as easily as if it were tissue paper. You’ll need to use more remarkable methods. Here’s what you’ll need to catch a Leviathan:1. Bigger boat.Check.2. Mile-wide carbon fiber nano-tube fishing net3. Deep-sea radar4. Several large rocket-propelled, diamond-tipped harpoons Once you have your sea monster in the radar’s sight, the next move is to fire the harpoons directly at the heart. You won’t need a lure for the Leviathan. If you see it, it’s already seen you and will be on the attack soon enough. The hardest part should be getting the net around it. If you’re still alive, then be proud! You’ve accomplished what only a few ancient heroes of legend have done. Who knows how much a sea monster would fetch in an Asian fish market. But, with a fish so exotic, you’ll most likely never want for a material thing in your life again and surely there will be many sushi connoisseurs enjoying Leviathan sashimi for years to come.

Bon Appetit.

nancy wilson

3/15/2016 07:41:52 pm

Alan Croft is a Belfast born deep sea scaffolder who moved to London to learn the English language and make his fortune by selling surgical wrestling boots to under privileged Mongolian immigrants. But the only job he could get was wringing out chamois’s for a one armed window cleaner. His love affair with England ended when he was given the cold shoulder by the Queen who had made tea and toast during renovation work at Windsor castle. Disillusioned following an unsuccessful 13 years of trying to teach the people of Reading, Berkshire to speak with a Belfast accent he packed up his digital alarm clock radio and headed to Canada. He now resides in Toronto and is president of the “Oy watch it club.” He spends his days writing and circumnavigating things. He is now looking for a new publisher or assistance to promote his book. Newbooks1@outlook.com You can read it at:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Belfast-Laughter-1957-1977-Alan-Croft/dp/1634134095