To refresh your memory: in 2013 he took his monkey, Mally, to Germany where customs officials confiscated it after Bieber didn’t have the proper documents. He never tried retrieving it, which is the saddest part of the story.

NAPSA wants the word out that monkeys carry disease and turn hostile when owners try to domesticate them, telling Bieber, “It is simply not possible to fulfill the unique needs of your monkey within a private home.”

DUDE. Don’t get another monkey. Go get Mally from his German prison, if you want another pet so badly. GEEZ! Though I gotta say, the monkey probably fared better there than with you.