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The Mission begins outside the Broken Shillelagh with Matt Miller and CID, with Playa and Matt discussing Asha's Simulation how Matt is building up the situation and how he's building up a pedestal. After entering the gateway, Playa appears inside the Broken Shillelagh with the suit from Zero Saints Thirty and different facial features. Suddenly Asha bursts through the exit wrestling a Masako guard onto a pool table before shooting him in the head after he insults her. Soon, she and Playa argue about Johnny Gat and self righteousness before the bartender pulls out a knife and tries to attack them, but Playa throws him around the bar and after throwing him at a juke box, the pool table moves back and stairs heading down reveal and Asha motions them to follow her to look for Playa's evil twin.

Playa and Asha have to make their through the facility, eliminating lights and then silently killing off guards under strict protocol measures or risking being detected, something that Playa does not agree with. Along the way, Playa spots a person in a tube and then before they lose their patience with MI6's secrecy, Asha spots more guards and both her and Playa hide in boxes, and Playa decides to eliminate each guard. After getting past the guards and taking a detour through an air duct, Playa starts questioning Asha about her nightmare, in which she brings up Playa's ego into question.

After getting out the air duct, Asha tells Playa that Mr X could be hiding anywhere before Mr X contacts stating them he has no need to hide and says he can kill Asha's friends in front of her. Matt Miller is then brought out before Mr X executes him and them remarks how cold she is in comparison to Johnny Gat, and remarks how he loves it when she talks tough. Playa buts in and visibly agitates Mr X before telling them they are coming.

Playa and Asha makes their way to Mr X's location when they get caught in fight with Masako guards. They make their way to the final room where Mr X sends in more Masako guards. Playa asks more about Asha's nightmare, in which she reveals that failing her missions is her hell. Murderbots are soon sent in to deal with Playa and Asha before they are also defeated. Mr X finally decides to come out and deal with the duo personally with a McManus 2020, calling in more Masako guards and Murderbots, and using generators to heal up, only to have them damaged when used.

Eventually, Mr X is killed and drops to ground level where Playa grabs some cigarettes and sits on some boxes with Asha, remarking how "evil me" was an asshole, before Asha remarks that "good you" is also an asshole. Both eventually decides to shoot Mr X one last time before the mission ends with Asha flicking her cigarette onto the corpse of Mr X.

One guard says "Yeah, baby, this snake is a hundred percent solid." This is a reference to Solid Snake, the popular character from the series.

When shooting out a light when instructed the guard underneath has a "WTF!" or "OMG!" above their head with a sharp tone. This references when a guard in Metal Gear Solid sees you and has an exclamation mark (!) above their head with the same sharp tone.

The section in which Playa and Asha hide under boxes also relates to Snake hiding under boxes to escape enemies.

The cardboard box is named "Stealth Box 9000". This is a reference to HAL 9000 of 2001: A Space Odyssey, a film to which the Metal Gear series contains several references.

The final boss fight combines elements from Sniper Wolf and Vulcan Raven boss fights from Metal Gear Solid. Sniper Wolf shoots Snake with a sniper rifle from a far-away area, switching between cover positions, and Vulcan Raven boss fight area has several large crates that provide cover from enemy fire.

If the mission is failed, Asha yells: "Boss, Boss, BOOOOSS", which is what happens when Snake is killed, although the same voice clip plays for all mission failures, including manually cancelling the mission.

Mr X's eye patch is a reference to the character Big Boss in the Metal Gear Solid series. It's also possible that the goatee is a reference to a Star Trek episode, "Mirror, Mirror", in which Evil Spock has a goatee, as this is commonly held to be the origin of the meme/trope of "Evil Twins" having goatees.[3]

At the end of the mission, The Boss takes out some cigarettes. Solid Snake is known in the Metal Gear Solid series for smoking,

The objective in which the player has to shoot out the light fixtures to progress through the story is a reference to Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell

The final confrontation against Mr. X bears a resemblance in dialogue and gameplay to the final confrontation in Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror.

A guard[which?] says that he was instructed by Playa to walk in a pattern, referencing almost all the action games. This may also be a reference to the original Metal Gear Solid, as the game was critisized for the guards repeating the same patterns over and over.

Both Asha's Quickshot Pistol in the beginning cutscene and the Heavy Pistol used by the first Masako guard in the first cutscene, Mr X in the second cutscene and Playa in the final cutscene uses the same skin that Playa has selected for the 2 pistols.

The cigarette pack Playa picks up from Mr. X's corpse has several Saint's fleur-de-lis symbols on it.

After the cutscene where Mr. X is introduced, Asha's stance changes to a male stance rather than a female stance, holding her TAC SMG with both hands while instead of holding the gun with the muzzle up (standing still or walking) and firing the gun aiming down sights instead of hip-firing the gun.

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Playa: "I just think you're really building this up."Matt: "And I think you're drastically underestimating how dangerous the mind of a super spy can be."Playa: ""Super spy?" Jesus Matt, I get that you wanna fuck her you don't have to build her a pedestal."Matt: "That is beside the point."Playa: "Yeah, yeah, yeah... Catch you later Matt."Playa: "I get it. This is beginning to be my personal hell, too."Playa: "Kinzie... what am I wearing?"Kinzie: "You should see what your face looks like."Playa: "Why, what did you do to my face?"Kinzie: "Matt told me some... very specific concerns that she has about you."Playa: "What the fuck are you talking about?"Asha: "Where is he?"Goon: "Fuck you, slut!"Asha: "Last chance."Playa: "You're like Johnny Gat with better hair."Asha: "I'm nothing like Johnny Gat."Playa: "Fair, Gat was never self righteous."Asha: "Don't you dare confuse duty with self righteousness."Playa: "Yeah, those two never fucking overlap."Asha: "Says the President of the United States."Playa: "You say the title like it's a dirty word."Asha: "It is when the role is filled by a psychopath."Playa: "PUCKISH ROGUE!"Asha: "Aces."Asha: "You coming or what?"Playa: "What the fuck is going on here? Who are you looking for?"Asha: "Your evil twin."Playa: "What."

— The Case of Mr. X opening cutscene

Asha: "Stay on guard, Mr. X could be hiding anywhere."Mr_X: "Asha...I thought you knew me better than that."Mr_X: "Why would I hide when I can kill your friends in front of you?"Mr_X: "Say hello Matt."Matt: "Asha, I-"Mr_X: "Good talk."Mr_X: "Wow, you're cold. Johnny cried like a little bitch when his girlfriend got killed."Asha: "I'm not going to give you the satisfaction."Mr_X: "Ooooo, I love it when you talk tough."Playa: "Then you're gonna fuckin' love me you piece of shit."Mr_X: "You..."Playa: "See you soon."

— The Case of Mr. X mid-mission cutscene

Playa: "Well...we killed me."Asha: "Yeah we did."Playa: "You smoke?"Asha: "I do now."Playa: "Evil me was kind of an asshole."Asha: "Good you is kind of an asshole."Playa: "Blame my parents."Asha: "Daddy issues?"Playa: "Naw, just... forget it."Asha: "Don't like talking about your past?"Playa: "Don't see the point, who cares what I did before I joined the Saints."Asha: "Aren't you going to ask me about mine?"Playa: "I thought we were killing evil clones, not picking out place settings."Asha: "Yeah, we should probably get out of here."Playa: "Once more for old time sake?"Asha: "Yeah, why not."

— The Case of Mr. X closing cutscene

Asha: "In order to get past this guy..."

+Playa - Male 2: "I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it."

-Playa - Female 1: "I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it."Playa - Female 2: "Okay, I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it."Playa - Female 3: "I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it."Playa - Male 1: "I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it."Playa - Male 2: "I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it."Playa - Male 3: "I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it."Nolan North: "I have to shoot the light and then him. I got it."

Asha: "But we can only get to the light through this air duct."Playa: "More of that order of operation, huh?"Asha: "Once it's in view, shoot out the light."

— "Air Duct"

No, I don't know how late I'll be. I said I don't know. I was told to walk in this pattern, over and over, until something interesting happens. Well, I don't see you getting a job!

Asha: "I'll refrain from commentary."Playa: "Hey, the Saints are my crew. I'd take a bullet for any one of them."Asha: "Loyalty is certainly one of your strongest characteristics."

— "Air Duct Walk"

I didn't know much about Asha Odekar before she helped us save the entire damn country, but in the years since, I've come to know her as one of the best soldiers I've ever met. If I'm going to take down Zinyak, I want her in my crew.

— Playa, "Asha Flashback"

Playa: "Not gonna lie. Still not sure how to take the fact evil me is your version of hell."Asha: "This isn't about you, believe or not."

Asha: "I keep failing. Over and over, I keep failing at my job. It doesn't matter if it's evil you or a fifty foot soda can. When the fate of the world rests on your shoulders, you can't afford failure."Asha: "And that... that is my hell."

Generic: "Curse my short attention span!"Generic: "I know I should go back to college but Mr. X pays well and I get every other weekend off. No, ma, look, yeah yeah yeah, Danny is a dentist. I KNOW!... MA... ... ........ ..."

— "Box Guard 04"

Can't wait to kill something, anything. Pow! Pow! Just kill'em, yeah.

— Generic, "Box Guard 05"

Asha: "Careful. If the guards see this box in the main walkway, it'll blow our cover."Asha: "Let's get behind this guy."Asha: "Wait for him to pass."Asha: "Be patient. Let him get by you."Asha: "Another guard. Wait for the right moment."

Playa: "So an evil version of me is your worst nightmare?"Asha: "How do you mean?"

+Playa - Female 3: "According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears."

-Playa - Female 1: "According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears."Playa - Female 2: "According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears."Playa - Female 3: "According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears."Playa - Male 1: "I mean, according to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears."Playa - Male 2: "According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears."Playa - Male 3: "According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears."Nolan North: "According to Kinzie, every person's simulation is based on their deepest darkest fears."

Asha: "Okay?"Playa: "You fear me being in power more than anything else?"Asha: "Well, the extent of your ego is certainly terrifying at times."

Asha: "I'm not sure what this whole thing is but I know it isn't real."Asha: "While I don't relish the idea of seeing someone I care about being murdered over and over again, I also don't see a purpose to needless blubbering."

+Evil Male 3: "Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head."

-Evil Female 1: "Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head."Evil Female 2: "Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head."Evil Female 3: "Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head."Evil Male 1: "Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck the whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head."Evil Male 2: "Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head."Evil Male 3: "Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head."Evil Nolan North: "Well, well, well. You've finally managed not to fuck this whole thing up. I suppose I should congratulate you... before I put a bullet in your head."

Playa: "Let's stop the chit-chat. Let's get to the us kicking your ass."

-Playa - Female 1: "Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with..."Playa - Female 2: "Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with..."Playa - Female 3: "Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with..."Playa - Male 1: "Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've had it..."Playa - Male 2: "Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with all the fuckin' bullshit..."Playa - Male 3: "Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with--"Nolan North: "Look, I know secrecy is MI-6's thing but I've kind of had enough with..."

Asha: "Hold up. Guards."Asha: "To get through, we'll have to disguise ourselves as mundane objects that would be perfectly at home in a warehouse environment. Ah. Such as these cardboard boxes."Playa: "Cardboard boxes? You're serious?"Asha: "The cardboard box's original purpose was camouflage, you know."

-Evil Female 1: "Y'know, it came as a surprise to see you in here, other me."Evil Female 2: "I admit I was surprised to see you in here, other me."Evil Female 3: "Gotta tell ya, I pretty much wigged out when I saw you here, other me."Evil Male 1: "I admit I was surprised to see you in here, other me."Evil Male 2: "I admit I was surprised to see you in here, other me."Evil Male 3: "I have to say I was gobsmacked to see you in here, other me."Evil Nolan North: "I admit I was surprised to see you in here, other me."

+Evil Female 3: "But then I realized li'l ol' Asha could never get this far without you to hold her hand."

-Evil Female 1: "But then I realized Asha could never get the job done on her own."Evil Female 2: "But it stands to reason that Asha could not get this close without your assistance."Evil Female 3: "But then I realized li'l ol' Asha could never get this far without you to hold her hand."Evil Male 1: "But then I realized Asha would never be able to do this without some help."Evil Male 2: "But then I realized Asha would never be able to do this without some help."Evil Male 3: "But then I realized our Asha could never come this far on her own steam."Evil Nolan North: "But then I realized Asha would never be able to do this without some help."

-Playa - Female 1: "Okay. Evil me must have bigger things on her mind than making sure these covers are screwed on."Playa - Female 2: "Apparently, evil me is unfamiliar with a screwdriver."Playa - Female 3: "Pretty sure if I was runnin' this place I'd have these covers screwed on."Playa - Male 1: "Do evil geniuses usually leave their air duct covers unscrewed?"Playa - Male 2: "If I'm such an evil genius, why'd I leave these air duct covers unscrewed?"Playa - Male 3: "Before we kill evil me, I wanna teach him how to screw an air duct cover into place."Nolan North: "Do evil geniuses usually leave their air duct covers unscrewed?"

— "Laser Air"

+Playa - Male 3: "And this is the part where we have to turn back, right?"

-Playa - Female 1: "Any idea how we get past... that?"Playa - Female 2: "Lasers! Merde."Playa - Female 3: "Now, how do we get past that?"Playa - Male 1: "How in the hell are we going to get past that?"Playa - Male 2: "How we going to get past that?"Playa - Male 3: "And this is the part where we have to turn back, right?"Nolan North: "How the hell are we going to get past that?"

Asha: "I hope you're limber. Even the slightest disruption of a single beam will send a 2000 volt shock through your entire body. What we'll have to do is move through the gaps in a serpentine pattern."Playa: "You have fun with that. I'm taking the air duct."

— "Laser Trap"

+Nolan North: "Oooh shit! We're not vampires in this world, are we?"

-Playa: "Shit. We're not vampires in this world, are we?"Nolan North: "Oooh shit! We're not vampires in this world, are we?"

— "Light Tutorial"

Careful. Stay out of the light.

— Asha, "Light"

Playa: "Masako agents, huh?"Asha: "Ultor's finest."Playa: "Seems evil me is about as scrupulous as Dane Vogel when it comes to using company resources."

— "Masako Agents"

Should I look for lights to shoot or is it okay to just kill these guys?

Asha: "I thought that was better than saying I've been sent to kill evil you."Playa: "All right. So what tipped the scales?"Asha: "Best intelligence shows Codename: Mr. X is preparing a full assault against their own nation. I've been tasked with making sure they don't succeed."Playa: "Ooh. Sounds serious."

— "Mission Start"

Playa: "Great. I have murderbots!"Asha: "They're just another target. They're all just targets."Playa: "Should I be concerned with how detached you are about all this?"Asha: "I've been through this scenario dozens of time. Emotional disconnection is the true weapon of the soldier. View everything from the eyes of God."

Evil Protagonist: "But what's done is done. You can't stop this. You never could. You fail. That's what you do. That's why you got that shit assignment babysitting a gang of thugs as they hunted down Cyrus Temple."

+Evil Female 1: "Remember how they almost stripped you of your rank? And instead they stuck you babysitting the Saints?"

-Evil Female 1: "Remember how they almost stripped you of your rank? And instead they stuck you babysitting the Saints?"Evil Female 2: "Remember that meeting with the top brass at MI-6? They wanted to demote you, Asha."Evil Female 3: "Remember that meeting at MI-6 headquarters? When they almost busted you down to a file clerk?"Evil Male 1: "Remember that meeting with your superiors? When they almost stripped you of your rank?"Evil Male 2: "Remember that meeting with your bosses? When they almost fired you?"Evil Male 3: "Remember that meeting at S.I.S.? When they almost stripped you of your rank?"Evil Nolan North: "Remember that meeting with your superiors? When they almost stripped you of your rank?"

Asha: "Shut up."

— "PA Announcement 02"

+Evil Female 3: "So you've screwed the pooch over and over again, and now that you finally bring along help it's my weak sister?! Oh, Asha, don't you know that psycho-bitch don't care 'bout nothing but herself?"

-Evil Female 1: "So you've dropped the ball a thousand times in a row already. Finally you get help, and who do you choose? My weak half. The part of me that couldn't care less if you live or die."Evil Female 2: "So you've failed a thousand times in a row. And when you finally bring along help, it is my lesser half you turn to? That psychotic bitch never cared about anything but herself."Evil Female 3: "So you've screwed the pooch over and over again, and now that you finally bring along help it's my weak sister?! Oh, Asha, don't you know that psycho-bitch don't care 'bout nothing but herself?"Evil Male 1: "So you've failed like, what, a thousand times already. Finally you decide to bring in help. And you choose who? My lesser half? That sociopath has never cared about anyone else in their entire life."Evil Male 2: "So you've fucked up a thousand times already. And when you finally bring help, who do you choose ? My weak half? That sociopath has never cared about anyone else in their entire life."Evil Male 3: "So you've bollocks'd this up like a thousand times already. And now that you've brought along help, who do you choose? The part of me that couldn't be asked about anyone but himself."Evil Nolan North: "So you've failed like a thousand times already. And finally you decide to bring in help. And you choose who? My lesser half? That sociopath has never cared about anyone else in their entire life."

+Evil Female 1: "That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when her best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of her."

-Evil Female 1: "That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when her best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of her."Evil Female 2: "That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when her best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of her."Evil Female 3: "That so-called puckish rogue didn't even get misty-eyed when her best friend's sweetheart got her head cut off right in front of her!"Evil Male 1: "That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when their best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of 'em."Evil Male 2: "That so-called puckish rogue didn't even shed a tear when their best friend's girl got her head chopped off right in front of them."Evil Male 3: "That so-called "puckish rogue" didn't even shed a tear when their best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of him."Evil Nolan North: "That so-called "puckish rogue" didn't even shed a tear when their best friend's girl was beheaded right in front of them."

+Playa - Male 3: "Is that what you think?"

-Playa - Female 1: "Is that really how you see me?"Playa - Female 2: "Is that how you envision me?"Playa - Female 3: "Is that really what you think?"Playa - Male 1: "Is that what you think?"Playa - Male 2: "Is that what you think?"Playa - Male 3: "Is that what you think?"Nolan North: "Is that what you think?"

— "PA Announcement 03"

+Evil Female 2: "Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you has ever cared much about human life, so why start now?"

-Evil Female 1: "Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?"Evil Female 2: "Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you has ever cared much about human life, so why start now?"Evil Female 3: "Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?"Evil Male 1: "Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?"Evil Male 2: "Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?"Evil Male 3: "Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?"Evil Nolan North: "Go ahead. Keep on killing as much of this cannon fodder as you want. Neither of you have ever cared much about human life, so why start now?"

+Evil Female 3: "You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch."

-Evil Female 1: "You're both failures. An MI6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything she touches."Evil Female 2: "You're both failures. An MI6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch."Evil Female 3: "You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch."Evil Male 1: "You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch."Evil Male 2: "You're both failures. An MI6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch."Evil Male 3: "You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch."Evil Nolan North: "You're both failures. An MI-6 agent trying to amend for making one mistake after another, and an aimless sociopath who poisons everything they touch."

Asha: "Don't believe those things. Just keep fighting!"

— "PA Announcement 04"

Are you alright?

— Asha, "Pick Up Player"

Boss?! Boss?! BOOOOOOSS?!

— Asha, "Player"

Does this place not have light switches?

— Playa, "Second Light Seen"

Another light ahead. Take it out.

— Asha, "Second Light"

Asha: "Let's do this without drawing attention, yeah?"Asha: "Shoot those lights."

+Playa - Female 3: "Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?"

-Playa - Female 1: "Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?"Playa - Female 2: "Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use just one on the guard?"Playa - Female 3: "Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?"Playa - Male 1: "Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?"Playa - Male 2: "Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?"Playa - Male 3: "Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?"Nolan North: "Why would I waste two bullets on those lights when I can just use one on the guard?"

Asha: "Stealth missions require a specific order of operation. This is how it's done."Playa: "But that makes no sense."Asha: "MI6 makes its own sense."

— "Shoot Lights 01"

Asha: "Okay, now things are a little different. Let's first shoot out the light..."Playa: "Asha, that light has a family..."Asha: "And then take out the guard."Asha: "Right. Let's go."

— "Shoot Lights 03"

Generic: "What the?"Asha: "Quickly!"

— "Shoot Lights 03 Shot"

Generic: "Did it get darker?"Generic: "Maybe I should get an eye exam. I wonder if our coverage is any good..."

— "Shoot Lights Reaction"

Generic: "Is it raining?"Generic: "Hello? Is someone there?"

— "Shoot the Glass"

Let's sneak past this guard.

— Asha, "Sneak Past First"

Asha: "This time, we have two lights AND two guards."Playa: "Too tough for me. I'm turning back."Asha: "Fine, let's see you do it without my assistance then."Playa: "Well, at least the janitor has job security."

— "Two Lights"

Lights. Out.

— Playa, "Two Lights Both Shot"

Asha: "Well. Looks like that's it."

+Playa - Female 1: "I was just starting to see it your way, too."

-Playa - Female 1: "I was just starting to see it your way, too."Playa - Female 2: "I was just about to start taking notes from you, too."Playa - Female 3: "I was just starting to get with your program too."Playa - Male 1: "I was just starting to warm up to your way of doing things too."Playa - Male 2: "I was just gettin' with your whole program, too."Playa - Male 3: "I was just startin' to embrace your whole philosophy, too."Nolan North: "I was just starting to warm up to your way of doing things."

Asha: "Really?"Playa: "No."

— "Two Lights Done"

Run! It's my crazy ex!

— Generic, "Two Lights First Shot"

What?

— Generic, "Two Lights First"

Asha: "Now the guards."Playa: "Watch and learn, superspy."

— "Two Lights Guards"

I can't see!

— Generic, "Two Lights Last"

+Nolan North: "So can we talk about why it is you have to kill me again?"

-Playa - Female 1: "So can we talk about why it is you have to kill me?"Playa - Female 2: "Please elaborate, Asha, on why you have to kill evil me."Playa - Female 3: "So, do we get an exciting plot twist?"Playa - Male 1: "So can we talk about why it is you have to kill me again?"Playa - Male 2: "So why do we have to kill evil me again?"Playa - Male 3: "So, do you have to kill evil me because you find him so damned attractive, or what?"Nolan North: "So can we talk about why it is you have to kill me again?"