Things to say during sex: a handy diagram.

Though we’ve been led to believe that pillow talk is something that just comes naturally–that we’ll all just magically know just the right thing to say in the heat of the moment–the truth is often anything but. Sure, sometimes we managed to pull it off, but more often than not, words fail us (or, worse yet, the wrong words arrive).

Thankfully, some kind soul has created a diagram of things to say (and not say) during sex, helpfully dividing a wide range of orgasmic exclamations by category–as well as indicating whether they’re good or bad things to say while in bed. Print it out poster size and hang it up by your bed…and you’ll never be speechless again.