Week in Review: You Win Some, You Lose Some

Congratulations on surviving what most experts* describe as the most harrowing workweek of the year  namely, the first week back after the holidays. After such a long week, our bones are certainly creaky, but our fingers are still fleet! Here's hoping your eyes can follow along as we recap the first full week of 2009.

• Even though we weren't exactly sure if anyone cared, we watched the People's Choice Awards anyway and ended up learning a line of poetry that everyone else in America apparently already knew: "Not even the rain has such small hands." Or, more accurately, such large lips.

*Unfortunately, we don't know any experts, so we just made this up. Don't hold it against us. Laters!

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