Kufiyya Kraze

The crazy mofos at Kabobfest are at it again. I almost hyperventilated laughing at the skit 3:25 minutes in. Here is my translation of the conversation between the “Islamofascists:”

Guy 1: I’m calling to remind you– tomorrow is your mother’s birthday. I’ll bring the cake and the Pepsi, you bring the balloons, got it?Guy 2: I don’t wanna bring the balloons. You bring the ballooons.Guy 1: Dude, why are you always dumb like this?Guy 2: I always bring the balloons, so you bring the balloons, and I’ll bring the cake this time.Guy 1: You animal, you dog, I just bought the cake. You bring the balloons.Guy 2: I don’t want to. You’re a fucker.