It all began when Cruz stuck his big zodiac killer nose into a tweet Hamill directed at net-neutrality murderer and the Chairman of the Federal Communications Commission Ajit Pai. “You are profoundly unworthy 2 wield a lightsaber,” he wrote. “A Jedi acts selflessly for the common man-NOT lie 2 enrich giant corporations. Btw-did you pay John Williams his royalty? @AjitPaiFCCorpShill.” If Pai grew up loving the franchise, the conclusion of Hamill’s tweet must’ve been a little heartbreaking for him, despite the fact he is clearly a sociopath; “#AJediYouAreNOT.”

Ted Cruz then took it upon himself to respond to Hamill’s tweet, proving he doesn’t actually know how the Internet works when he tagged the wrong Twitter account, and proving that he doesn’t know how to be an even remotely likable person when he tried to Cruz-splain Star Wars to Luke Skywalker himself.

.@HammillHimself Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet. That's why giant corps (Google, Facebook, Netflix) supported the FCC power grab of net neutrality. Reject the dark side: Free the net! https://t.co/nARkMvIEYk

“Luke, I know Hollywood can be confusing, but it was Vader who supported govt power over everything said & done on the Internet,” wrote Cruz. “Reject the dark side: Free the net!” It takes either a lot of balls or a lot of stupidity to attempt to explain The Force to— I repeat— LUKE SKYWALKER HIMSELF. Guess which Cruz has a surplus of?

Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh https://t.co/nHpJVG1Wpe

“Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz,” he wrote. “I know politics can be confusing, but you’d have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT’S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU!” He then brings up that awwwkard time Cruz got caught watching porn in his office. “Maybe you’re just distracted from watching porn at the office again-mh”

Yes, that's it. So sorry to misspell your name. Respond not with facts, but with anger. Who was it that said, "Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate"? (1/2) https://t.co/uwMMzgKC1R