Friday, August 12, 2011

Gothy Vocabulary

When a newbie is blessed with being accepted into the world of the Goth God, some of the vocabulary can be a little confusing. Here, I aim to help these people by providing a vocabulary list. (Please note that in this post I do not mean to make fun out of issues such as self-harm, depression and suicide)

BabyBat - This is a Goth who has not yet made a human sacrifice to Satan, and is therefore a low class of Goth. Alternatively, it could also be someone who still believes the lies such as 'Goths are normal people' and 'Joy Division ect. is Goth music' that we use to invite our sacrifices in, but are not yet sacrificed to Satan, although this is a less common use of the word.

ElderGoth - A Goth who has made many sacrifices, both animal, other humans and their own blood, and are now ready to complete the final task - suicide

Oh My Goth - Some BabyBats choose to use this if they are getting out of the habit of saying 'Oh My God'.

GAF - Stands for Goth As Fuck. Is used as the highest compliment possible.

Goth Card - A card you are given when you become a BabyBat (not the sacrifice). Goth points are added and taken away accordingly.