Giveaway: Pathfinder Arms Armor - give me your shit in return

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Commander

So I accidentally subcribed on emperor level for a month and got this pathfinder arms armor for which I really don't want to complete the set. Therefore I decided to give it away.
So if you would like to have it:

Give me your shitposts! The creator of the shitpost with the most likes on sunday the 16th at 18 o'clock western european time will get the gift.

Is there a rant about a particular subject where you were never sure where to post it? An awful poem you'd like to share that would make a vogons ears bleed? A hilarious gif noone knows and you have stupid story for it? Go post it.

Commander

Good start. In an attempt to address your concern I will also grant the winner the exclusive right to name a giftreceiver in his or her stead. We don't want weirdo random arms get in the way of shitposting I will of course also like any further post in order to stay impartial ;)

Space Kitty

I had Chinese food recently and after a long struggle to get to the toilet I made it, only to realize I still had my pants on. I moved to release the belt and as I did I felt it. It was as if Jesus himself parted my cheeks and forced his way out to the as-of-then clean water of the toilet. That day I experienced the benevolent might of our Dear Leader as I cried out to the God Emperor Montoya for protection from the coming storm. Ripping my jeans off with a spurt of herculean strength I pulled an Iraqi Squat and the battle began. My insides declared themselves wretched and impure as a stream of molten decay and processed matter slammed like an Idris' beam weapon into the waiting abyss. Forty minutes I spent clinging to sanity like a newborn clutching a tit, near tears I could only see the glass of the mirror grow dark as pain clouded my vision.

That Spicy Shredded Beef was worth every minute of suffering. It will not be the last battle, but it will be remembered none the less for it.

Admiral

I had Chinese food recently and after a long struggle to get to the toilet I made it, only to realize I still had my pants on. I moved to release the belt and as I did I felt it. It was as if Jesus himself parted my cheeks and forced his way out to the as-of-then clean water of the toilet. That day I experienced the benevolent might of our Dear Leader as I cried out to the God Emperor Montoya to protect me from the coming storm. Ripping my jeans off with a spurt of herculean strength I pulled an Iraqi Squat and the battle began. My insides declared themselves wretched and impure as a stream of molten decay and processed matter slammed like an Idris' beam weapon into the waiting abyss. Forty minutes I spent clinging to sanity like a newborn clutching a tit, near tears I could only see the glass of the mirror grow dark as pain clouded my vision.

That Spicy Shredded Beef was worth every minute of suffering. It will not be the last battle, but it will be remembered none the less for it.

Admiral

So I accidentally subcribed on emperor level for a month and got this pathfinder arms armor for which I really don't want to complete the set. Therefore I decided to give it away.
So if you would like to have it:View attachment 11415

Give me your shitposts! The creator of the shitpost with the most likes on sunday the 16th at 18 o'clock western european time will get the gift.

Is there a rant about a particular subject where you were never sure where to post it? An awful poem you'd like to share that would make a vogons ears bleed? A hilarious gif noone knows and you have stupid story for it? Go post it.

Nah I have now planned to do a weekly in universe thing. I'm gonna try to describe the experience shitting in new ships, new places, and with new people each week. Turn it into a travel show called Galactic Guano. Well more of a Travel Column, I just gotta figure out what editing software I can use to make it look decent.

Grand Admiral

Nah I have now planned to do a weekly in universe thing. I'm gonna try to describe the experience shitting in new ships, new places, and with new people each week. Turn it into a travel show called Galactic Guano. Well more of a Travel Column, I just gotta figure out what editing software I can use to make it look decent.

The plan is to start by speaking of the local places to eat on loreville. Except my PC can't get me into it so I was just gonna speak about Big Benny's. If anyone wants to help me and get pics of any places to eat in Loreville that would be cool