One day, a man is walking down the street, sees 2 brothers who were old neighbors and asks one of them, “So are you married?” The brother replies, “No, I’m gay.” The man is stunned, he turns to the other and asks, “Are you married?” The other brother replies, “Nope, I’m gay too.”

“One night while sitting on the couch with his wife, the husband suddenly put his hand on her boobs, sighed and said, “I’m home. Home is where the boob is.

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While swimming in a pool, a gal decided to initiate some sexy time. She took off her guy’s trunks and the top of her bikini. But he stopped her saying, “The water will go up into your pussy and fill your stomach!”

This is the medical bulletin the Arroyo family didn’t allow St. Luke’s Global to release: "After all the attempts to correct Madame Gloria M. Arroyo’s spine, we had to accept the reality that she is naturally crooked."

A Woman Is Completely Harmless and Doesn’t Believe In Violence.. Until Her Nail polish Gets Dry.

At a trial.. JUDGE: “You effected the robbery in a remarkably ingenuous way; in fact, with exceptional cunning.” ACCUSED: “Now, your honor, no flattery, please!”

A married man was a philanderer. A friend finally took him to task, "When you run around with other women, doesn’t your conscience bother you?" "Yes, for a certain length of time…. and if I don’t hear from their lawyers, I feel better."

Recipe for Success! Through sex in the morning, the brain is supplied with blood, and thus boost one’s intellectual capacity. Kitam, magiging genius ka sa sex!

Trivia: Each man have five erections while sleeping at night. The "morning glory" is the last of these erections. Would it be a shame if you pass up…? ðŸ˜› Huwag sayangin!