I feel like a huge dick for even thinking this, let alone posting/asking about it, but bear with me please. My gf is lacking in the "youthful and sexy" department and I need help fixing it.

I've been with her for 6 years and intend to marry her. I love her, she's a perfect match for me and 100% wife material. We agree on major life decisions and plans, share interests, our families like each other, we can make anything mundane into a good time, just because we get along so well and enjoy each other's company. I could go on and on about how great...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

She only ever masturbated regularly (once a week) for about a year, same age range 18-19 (she's 23). It slowly faded away and now she does it maybe once or twice a year. I've tried encouraging her, us doing it together, even buying her toys, but even shopping for sex stuff she makes me do most of the work, and doesn't even "get" most sex toys. She has a rabbit that she likes, or at least likes to say that she likes, but rarely ever uses. Even when she was mastrubating most of it was with my encoragement, and usually during phone sex or sexting.

Dude, just think about this. Would you rather be with your girlfriend whole, while doesn't have high sex appeal, at least she can be faithful and loyal to you till the very bitter end...

... Or would you date a typical woman who has high sex appeal (cleavage, short skirts, etc) but has no qualms about cheating on you with Mr Chad Thundercock? Just saying, because that's how high-sex-appeal women are like.

When i was a little kid, i ono, around 10 or younger. Me and my little sister would play "doctor". Touch each other, kiss, anything that felt good but didnt understand why. First head I ever got was from my little sister. Eventually we get caught and even as kids know we have done something bad. Be ashamed and such.

Anyway years pass, have grown up (24) and I have grown a powerful incest fetish. Pretty sure it originates from this little experience.

My sister is 21 now (will not post pics) and while I've...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

nigga you post this thread several times a week. Can't give you much more information than we already have.

If you don't have a job, get oneif you have a job, save up moneyif you have the money, starting putting in applications onlineif you have -enough- money, for at least three months for example, find a cheap apartment and move into it. get roommates if you have to

a lot of big cities will have affordable housing in shitty but not completely awful neighborhoods. Your roommates...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

My mate bought this and I asked him for half, I've never drank before what do I do with this to get maximum out of it? Swallow it in one go, mix it with something and sip it? I smelt it and tasted 1 drop and it's disgusting and burns my throat am I allergic? Thanks in advance

Hey /adv/ I turn to you as /b/ was uhelpful at all. IT's a bit long, but let me lay it out for you.

So there's this girl, we first met about 4 months ago when I was out for a beer with my friends, she was with hers, there were many mutual friends in those groups and we ended up in a group of about 30 people. We just got to know each others' names, talked for a bit and that was it. We met again in similar circumstances about a month ago, same shit, we caught a cigarette and then it turned out that she lives near me, so we left together. Talked on the way...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

The next time you two have a cig together just ask her out dude. Like when you guys are nearing the end of the convo just say "hey I am headed to "(restaurant, movies, etc)" you should come." She will probably ask you if you are asking her out and then say damn right you are. Make sure have plans to go to this place and that you will have fun regardless if she comes

From there its on you. You two seem cool for each other and so I wouldn't be surprised if she was waiting for you to ask her out by now.

Yea, here's the tricky part: I already did once, but we both didn't have time (at the given day she had classes in the afternoon, the next day i did etc) and the other time we were too hungover. Now I'd come off as desperate, even though I'm not in the tiniest bit.

That' also a problem. I'm cool with stuff being as it is, always. I have almost monk-like approach, whatever happens is cool, I don't give a fuck. And she could be the perfect woman for me, we could be really...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

Can someone explain this to me please? Not bait, I just need help understanding the other side.

This happened, say, 2 months ago. An ex friended me out of the blue. This was my first boyfriend from perhaps 8 years ago. There was no attraction involved in the first place and he basically used me as a rebound. Whatever. It hurt, as my first experience into relationships but I got over it. I was just providing backstory.

Anyway 2 months ago he refriended me out of the blue. This was someone I hadn't seen in years. Clean slate as far as I'm concerned. I think...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

I'm a masochist and I hired someone on craigslist to have me cover some of his expenses (gas for his truck, cigarettes, and sneakers) and have him laugh at me for paying him while he gives me nothing in return. It's humiliating to pay and get nothing for it and then have it rubbed in that I'm getting worked over.

In reality, he's giving me something in return by laughing at me, but that's pretty easy to accomplish - especially since this isn't a fetish for him and really is just easy money from someone he sees as moronic.

I think that trying to tip him would be good. If you could play like he's worked really hard and you're ripping him off would be quite funny. Like if you agreed on 40, but insisted on giving him 80 for doing such a good job.

It's kind of nice and ironic because you WANT him to do nothing / as little as possible.

Shoe-licker, I like you. If you move to London, please let me know, I could make a lot of money from you, and make you very happy.

I moved to a new school this year and I already have a girlfriend. She likes (or liked idk) me and I really like her. I want to stay with her for a long time but I'm not sure if I can handle it. We talk almost every night but something is wrong with her internet so I haven't been talking to her as much as I want to. Today we were in choir and she said she was staying over with a few people and getting a ride from a guy to home. How do I deal with this? I highly doubt she would cheat, she isn't that type of girl, but my mind is in over-drive thinking about her with another guy.

>>16521906>all these underage faggots on /adv/ lately thinking their issues are actual issues

Let me make this clear senpai, you think this is an issue but it is not. No one cares about your High school relationship problems. Leave /adv/. It's just high school, right now you're in this little world where you think nothing else matters outside of your huge social environment. The second you leave high school and enter the real world you're going to realize nothing mattered and no one cares.

>>16521923>Calling me underage then calling me senpaiThis is adv. I'm looking for advice for my current situation. This might not last and I might realize how little this actually means but I was curious if anyone had advice for my current situation.

>>16521814Maybe you are not projecting well your personality. Be in your everyday as you really are and the right people will eventually come to you. If it is very hard for you to socialize, try on the internet, gaming, blogging, etc.

Yesterday I was with my gf at his entrance hall, some random group of teenagers from the neighbourhood yelled from like 40 mtrs "How s that you are with such an ugly fuck?" (refering to her) and then "His boyfriend cant even punch you (some kid told the guy that shouted previously) he's a manlet " (Im 1.70 m tall). I looked at them and was about to approach them, but my gf hold my arm and insisted not to go and begged me, she said they just provoke almost everyone. I listened to her and just ignored them. At home...Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.

Just let it go, man. Those kids were asking for the hurting to be put on them. But the fact that you showed your gf that you were ready to throw hands was enough for her. Basically what I'm saying here is, you showed your gf that you're a man and not a little bitch and that was good enough for her. Eventually those kids will get their shit wrecked in some way or another if they keep it up and provoke the wrong person.

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