12 zombie months

5:54 PM,
Dec. 27, 2013

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| By Dave Barry

Not in the sense of most of humanity dying from a horrible plague and then reanimating as mindless flesh-eating ghouls. No, it was much worse than that. Because as bad as a zombie apocalypse would be, at least it wouldn't involve the resurrection of Anthony Weiner's penis.

We thought that thing was out of our lives forever, but suddenly there it was again as Weiner came back from the political grave to run for mayor of New York and use the name "Carlos Danger" to text obscene photos of its privates. ...