The What Type of Random Are You Test

Hi! And welcome to my What Type of Random Are You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine the true nature of your randomness. Are you more absurd and wacky in your randomness, like a little kid swinging wildly at a pinata, or are you slick and beautiful like a drop of water finding the easiest path down a rocky cliff face? Do you regularly shock and confuse, or are you that guy who "tries too hard"? With my highly scientific, rigorously peer-evaluated test, you can find out in just a few minutes.