I have always hoped for a day when someone would turn breakfast foods into something I actually liked, not just ate because it was in front of me. Pretty much the only breakfast foods I actually enjoy are bagels and lox with PILES of onion or french toast/pancakes with LOADS of bacon.

UrbanDaddy has just reported that now the GOD behind the famous Shake Shack, Danny Meyer, has created something even better than a Shake Shack burger. No, not a shorter line. Let’s be real, people. Good things come to those who wait right? Listen up. I give you: Pancakes and Bacon Custard. Holy shit. It’s as if Danny Meyer heard my silent prayers for a way to eat a delicious breakfast without chewing. I CAN’T WAIT TO STAND IN LINE FOR 17 HOURS. Note: Pancakes and Bacon only available on Saturdays. (I’d be there every day if otherwise.) And get this: They even make a Fluffernutter flavored custard. How does he know what I keep in my pantry! Has Danny Meyer been creepin’? I am so scared.

Kinda reminds me of this video that made me shit my pants after I just moved into the city.