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Sex And Parenting

As the life of married with children goes, as a couple there are always kinks in trying to find time to have sex relations. With this being said, my husband and I are usually pretty clever at finding these ways. I am pretty sure, that our second child, was conceived as a quicky in the closet.

On a recent morning, my husband was so very thoughtful and let me sleep in for a change. He also made breakfast and brought it to me in bed. This made for a happy wife. And you know how the saying goes….happy wife…happy life…and possibly a happy ending for you, dear husband!

We felt the kids were all occupied with doing something so we decided to seize the opportunity. We locked the door and proceeded to “get down to business”. It only takes about 5 minutes from start to finish. Let’s face it…when you have kids quickies become a prerequisite. Just as we were about to “seal the deal” we heard the lock on our door pop. We both looked at each other with a “WTF?” look on our faces as we scurried to get off of one another ourselves covered up.

Standing in the doorway was our 5 year old…with a tooth pick in his hand that he had some how figured out how to pop our lock with! My husband tried to be stern and explain to him that mommy and daddy’s door is locked for a reason and not for him to mess with it. But we couldn’t help but burst out laughing at the entire situation. Our son could have been scarred for life. Then again maybe it would have taught him a lesson.

Note to self: Next trip to the hardware store will be for a lock that requires an actual key to open it!

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8 thoughts on “Sex And Parenting”

Lmao Hilarious! We have been caught before…but luckily we wrestle around with each other and play fight so she assumed that was what was happening…and of course she felt a need to protect and defend mommy from the bad daddy….:/ Yeahhhh awkward moment but bound to happen eventually. Thank goodness for comforters

OMG this is hilarious, I can definitely relate. It seems everytime we try to sneak away and think we are safe my 5 year old notices and knocks at the door. Thankfully he hasn’t figured out how to pop the lock yet. Oh man I better think about a better lock.