The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

The type of person who is laid back, but can also be very aggressive if need to be. They always try to make others laugh, because they don't want others to end up like them. On the outside they show a huge smile and everything is fine. But deep down they are just hiding their true feelings, like being sad because they think no one will care.

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

A secretarial-type office worker, who pretends to be loyal and trustworthy, but is really a back-stabbing lying redneck cunt. Pretends to lend a friendly ear, but stabs one in the back the moment subject walks out the door. We known for helpings "rogers" run companies in to the ground, while being grossly overpaid for minimal skills at best.

"I thought I could trust that woman in the office, but she turned out to be a real della, totally stabbed me in the back, shorted my commission checks, and generally fucked me over."

"Let's try not to hire any dellas; we sure
don't need that passive-agressive lying redneck horseshit in this company."