Stupid Flirting Move: I Like To Show How Flexible I Am at the Gym

I spotted the hottest guy at the gym yesterday. I bet you he was a model. I saw him when I was done with my run and was walking the gauntlet of treadmills. He was jogging on one of the machines and we made eye contact.

I went over to a railing and put my foot up and bent over so that my wrist reached past my toes. Then I slid my foot down the rail so I looked like I was doing the splits. It's a great stretch.

Treadmill Guy got off the machine and walked past me and we made eye contact. Then he went down the stairs and turned back to look at me. Hopefully he didn't see up my shorts.

Am I the only one who blatantly stretches like this?? Hee hee.

There was a stretch we used to do in ballet, which I would NEVER do now. Basically, you take your foot and slide it up the wall, so that your crotch is almost touching the wall (looks like you're doing the splits vertically). When I was 10 years old, I could also put both of my feet behind my head. HA! Can you just imagine me doing THAT at the gym?