A post shared by Tattooed Bakers (@tattooedbakers) on May 16, 2014 at 12:50am PDT

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This cake, created by the Tattooed Bakers and posted to their Instagram, looks like it probably took days to create and would take me only minutes to completely demolish. Seriously guys, you've transcended cake. And this is just the beginning of the Maleficent art that's popping up all over the place. If the cake's not enough for you (Why?), check out these amazing Disney princess-makeup transformations by makeup personality Promise Phan, starting with Angelina. Unreal!

Now, who's going to chip in for a ticket to London so I can visit the Tattooed Bakers and eat Disney character faces all day and blog about my experiences? Anyone?

This post has been updated to note that the Maleficent makeup artist is Promise Phan, not Michelle Phan.