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Groupon Goes Gourmet

Groupon is featuring indulgent deals this week, allowing you to pamper your palate with deals on gourmet fare. Treat your taste buds and live a decadent lifestyle all within the confines of your own home.

Gourmet Salami Package: A sampler pack of salamis made with natural meats includes 8 ounces each of herb, black peppercorn, Milano, rosette Lyon, and hot sopressata

If you find yourself dining with a famous food critic while redeeming your Groupon, show him he’s no better than you by dropping any of these food descriptors into the conversation:

Appetizing: A dish that is appealing to look at, smell, and feelWell-Done: A steak cooked so perfectly you offer to pay 60% above menu priceHandsome: Primarily used to describe salads that have been arranged so that the topmost layer vaguely resembles the face of a man with no scarsSyrumptious: A great-tasting dish that you imagine would have been even greater had it been soaked overnight in 100% pure maple syrupLegvine: Any dish that is both divine and traditionally eaten by shoveling it into your mouth with a turkey legSalty: Tasting of salt, either because of the way the chef prepared it or from your steady stream of tears