I was thinking lots of brilliant things this evening but the moment I decided I needed to record them for posterity (and the unlikely possibility that I might be able to earn some kind of living writing about stuff) they fled into the murky green depths of my mind which were, I promise, clear blue…[…more]

The value of viewers to Formula 1 is or at least was in the number of eyes being made available to the adverstisers who pay fortunes to have their names plastered on every spare centimetre of plastic, fabric or carbon fibre visible during the weekend. From 2019 you’ll have to pay for the privilege…[…more]

Sadly for the first time in my life I’m simply not excited at all at the prospect of Formula 1 2016. The entertatainment value of the sport has always waxed and waned as technology, teams, drivers and rules have evolved over the years and for me the most competitive period of F1 (2010 – 2013)…[…more]

Of course it seems utterly ridiculous to spend £10m on a private government jet, it hardly screams solidarity with the austerity aesthetic. Oh hold on, that’s right solidarity was the last guys yes? Shit I’m confused, didn’t they want a jet? Why does everyone want a jet? The army doesn’t have boots, all our public…[…more]