Jeff at Sox and Pinstripes is petitioning to have Jeff Bailey on the Opening Day roster instead of Brad Wilkerson. One of Theo Epstein's finest attributes as a GM is his complete disregard for fan sentiment, but if you're a Gumball fan, click here.

(And Jays radio has no commercials. They're not talking during breaks, but you can hear general stadium noise. I'm really hoping for some cursing. This is kinda cool--I can hear the warmup pitches hitting the catcher's glove.)

If it's any consolation, in pretty much every category where I know something about the nominees, I see the winner is pretty terrible. I mean, really, icanhascheezburger as best humor blog? And best food blog goes to a blog about pictures of silly cakes, instead of a blog about, say, cooking? Good job, internet, you're every bit as dumb as your reputation suggests!

Happy Feast of Saint Patrick, JoS! I will be celebrating it in the most traditional of student manners, starting the day with a traditional university "Water Buffalo Club" Cold Shot (google it, Americans!) party at 11am....damn this is gonna be treacherous.

But in Tim fashion, I'll be getting a nice Guinness Irish Stew going in the slow cooker for the day, in oh, about...6 hours.