Monday, April 20, 2015

...or How to Cure, or at least Smother, Writer's Block

It’s been a slow, dry spell. Muse has fled and the
sugar-sweetness of your newest manuscript is like sour cherries, devoid of
inspiration.

It happens to all writers. The day when the Voices move on
leaving you flopping in the sun like a fish out of water.

Remedies follow:

First, a routine.
Yes, punch in a time clock and follow it without fail. Let nothing get in your
way. Pick a time and write. Or at least try.

Since Life has a way of interfering with our Voices, pick a
reasonable time and try for a daily word count. My routine is something like
this:

In Chair at 9 am

Stay there for two hours with minimal research time. I set a
timer to keep myself from wandering Jamaica looking for surnames—stuff like
that

In Chair at 1 pm. Two hours then a break.

All of the above is subject to change. Mostly I write for
longer than 2 hours or go back to it after 4 pm for blogging etc.

Second, talk with
them Voices. Pick a character. Have a conversation, see where they want to
go with their life. Let them unload on you about their problems or past history
that causes them to act the way they do.

Non-writers make me laugh and not
with a lot of humor. “What's hard about it?" they ask. "You sit, you write. All too easy."

Writers know the truth:

"Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." - Gene Fowler

"To say that a writer's hold on reality is tenuous is an understatement — it's like saying the Titanic had a rough crossing. Writers build their own realities, move into them, and occasionally send letters home." - DAVID GERROLD

And last:

Q. How many publishers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold the author.

Keep writing. Otherwise the Voices will make your head explode. You know it's true.

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Blogs.

What are they good
for?

Sorry. Couldn’t resist. Actually, the answer is: It
depends.

What do you like to see? What do you read?

Advice is great. Unless said advice is info you mastered
several years ago. I like marketing information, publishing, or sales. But how
to research literary agents, publishers, and write a query? Eh, not so much.

Agents and what they are looking for. Yes, especially their
personal blogs. They get into the meat of their likes and dislikes. But then
confusion can set in. One said she liked contemporary fantasy but not urban.
Uh...okaaaay?

Cover reveals or new releases. I do read them and sometimes
I buy, but I’m more likely to see the novels at BettyBookFreak .

Personal stuff. It’s crazy, I know. But I like blogs that occasionally
post personal stuff when I know and enjoy them as a person. They must be a blogging
friend. Otherwise, it’s like a stranger accosting me on the street with their
problems. Don’t Care.

So what do you like? What do you read? And answer the
question:

Blogging. Huh. Yeah. What is it good for? Absolutely...Everything

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These are the continuing voyages of the Ninja Captain, AJC. His mission, to explore all new writing venues, to seek out new authors and new blogs.