Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:52 am

You can't blame a man for following the hooke....Er, money.......

agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am

Canada created Wayne Gretzky... who worked and worked on his skills until he got so good, he moved to Los Angeles.

agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:48 am

LMAO!!! You see right through me!

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 22, 2010, 12:47 am

Your jealousy is so transparent Aggy.

agdaniele - February 22, 2010, 12:45 am

Sure, now that they make Guinness there.

Densaku - February 22, 2010, 12:44 am

BURP!!!! At least canadians have real beer...Lol

CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:51 pm

The pride sure took a beating tonight. I need a beer :(

Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 9:45 pm

WE WIN!!!

MrRandom - February 21, 2010, 9:19 pm

4-2 -_-

Grim R@per - February 19, 2010, 7:18 am

That's a lot of comment notifications to wake up too in the morning. lol. 87 rules all!

CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:49 pm

WOOT!!!

MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 9:48 pm

Too close

spacedog - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm

Wow. Close one. GOOOOOO CANADA!

DreMagnum - February 18, 2010, 9:47 pm

Not as impressive as 3-1 am i right?

CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:39 pm

shootout

CANADA - February 18, 2010, 9:29 pm

Fack! it's in OT

CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm

off the skate

CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:39 pm

FACK!!!!!

MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:38 pm

2-2 GG

GreyScorpion - February 18, 2010, 8:28 pm

and cocoa

MrRandom - February 18, 2010, 8:26 pm

But I enjoy their knives and chocolate......

CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:23 pm

d*** THE SWISS!

CANADA - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm

2 - 0

CANADA - February 18, 2010, 7:53 pm

WOOT! Team Canada is up by 1! SWITZERLAND is going down!

TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 2:05 pm

Canada FTW! X2

CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:24 pm

and all of those teams have Canadian players

Densaku - February 2, 2010, 12:48 pm

Here's a funny fact for you reason.
Of the 30 teams in the National Hockey League only six of them are actually canadians. All the rest is based on american soil.

Reason - January 29, 2010, 5:21 pm

hockey is the offical religion of canada, and i can see why. They are the nicest people because they beat the **** out of each other for 60 mins a few times a week, if only america could learn this lesson.

LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 10:44 am

Shoooooooryuken! 5L ya hockey puck!

Densaku - January 28, 2010, 7:35 am

Good one.
Go Habs Go!!!^^

The Goat - January 27, 2010, 8:55 pm

Cute picture - though both those teams suck this year!

Lovellama - January 27, 2010, 6:37 pm

And that folks is the only way a Montreal player will beat a Toronto player...if hes asleep lol

Bovee - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm

love the picture. they must have been watching daddy and mommy again.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2010, 11:10 am

It is Mr.M....."Out" is a word we use to describe American Hockey players....as in... "Out" of the closet. Buncha Girls.

motifake - January 27, 2010, 9:52 am

And I thought "out" was canadian slang LOL

Grim R@per - January 27, 2010, 8:37 am

Dammit!!! SPELLING YOU ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE!!!
I was so hyped on the awesomeness I missed it.

Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 11:38 pm

Amsome poster Grim. 5 Baby Falcon punches for you. @ Tsprint1996 make a poster before you want to try and be a spelling/ grammar nazi, thanks

Gamer's Keyboard -

camden - April 6, 2010, 12:34 pm

me neither, if u ask me, vistas awsome.

GrimFilth - March 16, 2010, 6:01 pm

Lol that's also how my old Sweex keyboard looks like. I also rubbed off the silver paint beneath space key.

CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:24 pm

I've never had a problem with my vista

DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 4:23 pm

Ouch Produce

know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:20 pm

WASD on my laptop has been gone for years, same with E & C (crouch & jump), i played the **** out of Soldier of Fortune in college. the a key (strafe left) has no spring left & you can't tell if you hit it or not. i still pwn with it too

Produceman117 - November 13, 2009, 11:35 pm

CTRL, ALT, & DELETE:
Real Vista users don't have them

copy paste - January 22, 2009, 4:17 pm

The guy below did it a lot.

Akolyte01 - December 11, 2008, 4:20 pm

Woah... WTF? The keys that are rubbed off on his are like the exact ones on mine. WASD is gone, C is gone, part of V and N and M. I have no idea why N M and V are gone though...

WASD - September 7, 2008, 10:51 pm

I looked a my keyboard and you can definitely tell that wasd are more faded than any of the others after 5 years.

hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:44 am

So much fail here it hurts.

Silvo - August 25, 2008, 4:34 pm

Real gamers would be playing an online game right now...

Buster Hymen - August 19, 2008, 6:43 pm

Really? Cause I have two sets of them(Zboard). And they all still have letters on them...what crappy flea market did you find that keyboard?

jew - August 13, 2008, 11:24 am

f*** YOU BUDDY!

Anon - August 6, 2008, 7:06 pm

People /fail.

Sp00t - July 30, 2008, 12:53 pm

Real gamers don't use cheap keyboards and sweat all over them. :P

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:40 am

Of course, the real point is that real gamers use the device pictured, a pc keyboard, and not a wonderful happy moving stick or an ocarina covered in b***ons.

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 22, 2008, 12:37 am

Real gamers are able to go into options in most games and remap whatever keys they want to use as their directional b***ons, firing b***ons, etc. or they have peripherals, or, like me, they just use the immense power of their minds, and the game obeys.

tricia - July 21, 2008, 10:25 pm

or c or v or n or m or part of j .......

Captain Douchebag - July 21, 2008, 7:34 pm

Caps Lock makes you look f***ing retarded. Have a nice day.

YOU IDIOTS - July 21, 2008, 7:29 pm

REAL GAMERS DON'T HAVE WASD BECAUSE THEY WEAR THAT **** OFF
DUMBASSES
ALSO CRUISE CONTROL

MANCRUSH - When your goalie is this good... it's OK to have a mancrush.

MO - April 22, 2010, 11:10 am

All I have to say aboot that is.......GOOOO FLYERS!!!!!!!

Reason - April 22, 2010, 10:42 am

I am a bruins fan, but this should be of Miller. The game last night would have been 7-2 without him. Not to say that tuukka didn't have his moments but Miller had like 7 HOW-THE-HELL-DID-HE-GET-THAT saves

MO - April 22, 2010, 9:51 am

Frickin rookie. Don't like the d*** Bruins. But that save was purdy amsome. He ummmm hold on a sec....waaait for it....tuukka that one away.

that's called "creationism", isn't it?!? 5 Darwin awards!

COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am

lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top

agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am

For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am

didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol

agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am

It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.

agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am

Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am

agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.

mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am

man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?

agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am

Thanks?

mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am

OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)

mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am

Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.

mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am

good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.

agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm

HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!

moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm

I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.

agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm

Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.

mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm

I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?

agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm

I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.

agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm

It was sarcasm, mooooo.

mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm

You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.

agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm

Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?

THE IRISH DIET... - A six-pack for breakfast, a six-pack for lunch and a sensible whiskey for dinner.

Now We're Talking, Cheers.

LENIN, MICKEY, AND JESUS... - At least the world Mickey created is doing well.

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:55 pm

@ serenityfailed
I have never understood how a national SOCIALIST is considered right wing.

EmilioDumphque - September 21, 2012, 4:29 am

Your evidence?

Chef - May 17, 2010, 1:15 am

Ya know, that guy is right... I am ashamed of my self, making a comment like that about these three... After all the people that have DIED over the teachings of Mickey Mouse... sigh

agdaniele - May 14, 2010, 12:09 pm

That it survived this long is a credit to Chef. Timmys usually hit things much sooner. Never focus too much on ratings... they reflect a lot of admiration, but often are an attack tool by those who can't make good posters. Take it all with a grain of salt

heathentod - May 14, 2010, 11:26 am

Ah man! Some hater came along and screwed up the well-deserved perfect rating! Sorry folks, this is the funniest one all week, whether it offends your fragile sensibilities or not (indeed partially BECAUSE it offends your fragile sensibilities)!

serenityfailed - May 14, 2010, 3:53 am

except mickey was born of a extreme right wing racist, ***ist, fascist Nazi supporter

forseti - May 13, 2010, 6:36 pm

great picture, great text!

Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:04 pm

Thank you! 2 of the 3 most recognized advertising icons of the 20th century!

IRONY -

nicholsjoshua15 - February 18, 2013, 1:51 am

You're right most don't, I was wrong. The ones that do are pains in the a*s. I have had a few Atheist nuts and Religious nuts try to force their ideas on me. Tell me what you believe and then let me decide, that's the way it should be.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 3:07 pm

I don't believe that "most" Atheists or Christians try to force their beliefs on people. But those that do make the rest look bad.

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 1:48 pm

Maybe you have never tried to force Atheism on anyone, but believe me, most Atheists do try to force their beliefs on others. In fact most Atheists are no better than Westboro Baptist. Have seen them say and do the cruelest things.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 17, 2013, 4:27 am

Why does what we don't believe bother you so much?. I've never pushed atheism on anyone...But I've had Catholicism pushed on me.

nicholsjoshua15 - February 17, 2013, 4:01 am

Atheists, they know nothing, yet they think they know everything.
Atheists why does what other people believe bother you so very much.

Where do you guys find these pictures?

IRELAND'S GIFTS TO THE WORLD -

Aurielius - November 3, 2015, 11:29 pm

The same goes for any good single malt

Kspace - March 15, 2011, 8:36 am

Hmm...I always thought Black Bush came from France...

voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 9:43 pm

This one her son is go'in me favorits. 5 Lads dead at the bar.

Iconoclast - March 14, 2011, 4:24 pm

It is what my father-in-law to be said to me when he asked me to join him in a whiskey, asked how I took my whiskey and I replied (dumb me) "with ginger ale." I had never had fine whiskey at that point in my life. I responded, "Yes sir, thank you sir"

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 14, 2011, 3:34 pm

This poster comes with the Moo+ seal of approval. 5L (that Bushmills black is an evil mis*****)

'Twas always thus... Actually, I wouldn't have it any other way. The FEBA is STILL the most exclusive club in the world.

FIDDLING -

Sean - June 18, 2011, 12:55 am

Uhmmm, yeah. No. Here's the thing, Airdude, can I call you Airdude? Anywho, here in Canada we all know that hockey is a major aphrodisiac -- so much so that the best pickup line going is: C'mon eh, baby, I'm hung like a hockey puck.

Airman - June 17, 2011, 6:04 pm

just saw a news update on the ph**o. They are a couple, and she was knocked over and hurt by a police shield. He was helping her. Just bruises it turned out

Shadowjoe - June 17, 2011, 3:09 pm

At least, he showed up more than the team on the ice... and probably will score more too

5 Monkeys! But I think I would want a butler named Benson.

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS - One way to make religion seem awesome

zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:45 pm

and shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee.
(Continued on next comment)

zoomer296 - January 5, 2013, 9:43 pm

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

I love the pic; heck, he should've looked that way in the movie! Next time, just be confident when you write your caption.

WE'VE SERVICED -

Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 9:33 pm

I'd take clean air and water over a nimitz class supercarrier any day...Unless of course it was my own PERSONAL nimitz class haha!

TheTrashHeap - January 3, 2011, 6:37 pm

Now all we have to brag about is clean water and air. I sure would trade all that for an aircraft carrier...

crankyhead - January 3, 2011, 5:09 pm

we used to have carriers up here in canada, till we melted em down and turned em into kegs =)

Airman - January 3, 2011, 5:00 pm

8 countries have aircraft carriers right now.. for a total of 22.. we have 11, with a 12th coming.. the UK has 2

Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:56 pm

per nation...not total. Just to clarify.

Donkasaurus - January 3, 2011, 3:55 pm

Don't anyone take this personally please, but...It never ceases to amaze me just how much air control superiority the U.S has. Hell, we have Aircraft Carriers that control more airspace than 95% of the worlds nations.

onlyonetroll - January 3, 2011, 3:51 pm

Yep, it's a basic Phase One Inspection checklist, alright.

MARIO & D.K. - At a hundred dollars a barrel, they finally agreed it was just too damn much