Tuesday, March 21, 2006

A nuclear bomb would blast a huge hole in this fucker, and then what?He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? Thedetectives from the first story watch from a car and say, "fucker getsmore sex." What would you consider to be the alternative? I decided tobottom for the fucker! I enjoyed what he did. I went to the Maxim Hot100 party because motherfucker I get all the checks and then what? CanI buy a house? I'm putting myself at the mercy of this Sir Real fuckerand see if he and that little fucker playing Valmont gets nailed by acar. What they did, they gave him a working class background. Start aparagraph at any point, say the worst, and then, what's worse, thereis no sex, Tarzan.

Suicide, arranged in great detail, and then what? Things don't go yourway and you just up and leave in the middle. I'm glad I was too lazyto actually mail that fucker in because you looked familiar butremember how I couldn't remember who that fucker was? Six years or so,and then what will you even do? What compels us, that fucker shore isBritish! Cate Blanchett is a real fox and she's British. I find iteasiest to determine what my maximum is (10"), and then what my ratfucker. And so on.

Hatred for all living things burns brightly. I'm not too often stuckworrying, "Turn the fucker on." Our talk focused on AIDS. What if thisone and that one induce this one? That stuff becomes two molecules Ikeep under my pillow. Squeezed off a couple of rounds at the elevatordoor, and then what the fuck do you think I saw? It would numb hertoo, and then what's the use? Might sting a bit too. Get blown tocompletion first, then, you know, fire off a round? I hate thatfucker.

No link between me offering you to these people, almost like a gift,and then what, I'm eating your ass? You church-loving anti-woman,anti-human-rights motherfucker. How gullible are you? China came outthe whims of its leader gourou fucker of fresh flesh, an arts person,and then, what is "100 per cent made in France" now? Nothing. Straightfrom my heart, fucker! For a while, 30 seconds to a minute, everyonethat was there was shocked. Seriously folks, how do we get this fuckerimpeached? What would it hurt? Shit, motherfucker, if you ask for whatyou want, you just might get it. And then what would happen to my "Idon't give a shit" image? Dad had to plunge it. Served the fuckerright.

What did you expect it to feel like, and then what did it really feellike? Fucker eats meat. Lots of it, in fact. I think about my wife athome and then what it would be like to fuck Larry, her agent, and tellhim that her vision blazed white-hot. She grabbed his wet cock, "andthen what?" Chuanchua raised his glass and took a sip. "Have some hotwater, you fucker, how's that?" Otto laughed. "Sure, why not? I'sgonna make that demon pay 'real American.'" (Theme from Nostalgic OldFucker.)

They let me sit there for 3 hours. They said, "Motherfucker, answerthe question. You are never getting out of here. What the hell is thisslow crap? The album in a whole is heavy as balls, motherfucker! Whatdo you go and do, to fix the problem?" If I didn't love the littlefucker so much, I'd suggest Mister Pinky slip away. You slip away?Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would of ruined thatfucker's heart. So that's the four suits, making up 52 of them, twojokers and then what? Just try to run me over, stupid motherfucker.

Someone gets shot dead and then what? Loneliness sets in. I shouldjust run and get the hell out. Either way, I still feel like burningthis motherfucker down. Fucker to find though, from what I remember Ithink you can pick up the series and then what everyone said. Oh, andmaybe Death of a Gunfighter. No chance. What they did was get a bigbig-ass fucker and that's when we really took the fucker who onlychecks his code every other month. CEOs I've worked with will actuallybe faced with someone willing to do it and then what will you do? Man,you want my feedback, here it is: you are one sick motherfucker.

What will probably happen, and then what should be the appropriateaction, preferably against some random poor fucker in whose positionthey would want more life, is that next when someone asks you you'dstill have to show me why I would have to obey the heavenlymother-fucker. What to learn now and what later and then what laterafter that? I was ready to start having a philosophical conversationwith the fucker and then what did you see happen? Just saw what yousaw happen then. I didn't know; all I did was hear him say, "I shotthe motherfucker. I'd shoot the fucker right in the nostril." Mybrother Jimmy guaranteed. For two years I delivered and then whathappens? Whatever happens. But it simply may not be necessary. "You'reterminated, fucker." She brought the weapon down, hard. And then whatdid she do? Come on now, Martha.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

We've changed our email address to mainstreampoetry at gmail dot com. Old messages were going to a defunct account, so our apologies to readers who have waited in vain for a reply to comments or queries.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Dear Ruth Lilly,

I feel like my heart is broken. I am so disappointed in Dan Hoy. Heseems to have turned out to be a self-centered hard ass, who thinks theworld owes him something. He isn't lazy, but he seems to be mean. Hehas no trouble writing letters to tell me what a bad poet I am, butwon't take the time to remember my birthday, or acknowledge the box Isent with the money in it, or that I sent his birth certificate. Theway he describes the Flarf Collective infuriates me. They have openedtheir home, their hearts, shared their hard earned wordly goods withhim as well as their poems, but he feels entitled to find fault withthem at every turn. Then he tells me he does bible study!! My heart isjust plain broken. And I ate Chips Ahoy to feel better!! How stupid.