This Sunday, at the same time as Breaking Bad, the Emmys, and Sunday Night Football, Showtime’s Dexter will come to an unceremonious end, a weak shell of its former solid self. If it had set itself up to run for four seasons and four seasons only, it could’ve been one of the greats. Instead, Dexter‘s treadmilling legacy will be a show with more awful seasons, including a disastrous season eight, than good-to-great ones.

But there’s one thing you could always count on while watching Dexter: blood. Lots and lots blood. Leaving aside the issue of whether Dexter Morgan should be hailed as hero or not (he shouldn’t), few shows have had as high a body count as Dexter, so today, with the finale only a few days away, let’s take a look at Dexter‘s 10 most successful antagonists, based on their number of victims. It’s fun to remember the good ol’ days, and one guy in particular.

Name: A.J. YatesNumber of Kills: 6

Bizarro Zachary Quinto was one of season eight’s 72,048 antagonists, and I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve already wiped him from your memory, like a blood drip on the Slice of Life. To recap: he’s not the backup quarterback for the Houston Texans but he IS a former patient of Dr. Evelyn Vogel who works as an electronics technician and, more importantly to Dexter, kidnaps women and breaks each of their toes before stabbing them to death. Why? Because his mommy was mean to him, that’s why, which also sums up approximately 89% of Dexter’s foes over the years. Anyway, Yates has murdered at least six females, and nearly added Debra to his kill column before Dexter speared him with a curtain hanger while he was hiding under the bed. Yeah. Season eight is miserable.

Name: Gene MarshallNumber of Kills: 7

Gene Marshall is one of Dexter’s earliest victims, dating back to 2002 BBS, i.e. Before Blood Slides. His story is expanded in the occasionally entertaining “Dexter Early Cuts” series, but on the show, we only meet him in a flashback, as Dexter’s throwing his blood slides into the ocean while the police are investigating the Ice Truck Killer. If you consider the “Early Cuts” canon, then Marshall’s crime was setting fire to apartment buildings with their residents still inside, mortally charring (my favorite Gwar song) at least seven strangers in the process. He also worked as a real estate developer, proving my theory that all real estate developers are secretly psychopaths.

Name: Little ChinoNumber of Kills: 10

F*CK YEAH LITTLE CHINO. One of Dexter‘s most memorable villains is also one of its most gigantic. The actor who played the 6’8″ brute is Matt Willig, a former offensive lineman who won a Super Bowl ring with the Rams in 2000 and played for my Carolina Panthers. He was good enough to stay in the league for 12 years, but not so good as to stay on any of his six teams for longer than three seasons, and now he’s going to destroy me for that backhanded compliment. Anyway, on Dexter, Little Chino was a member of the Twenty-Ninth Street Kings and his passion project was hacking people to death with machetes, a common weapon in Dexterland. We know of at least 10 of his human hackings, to say nothing of all his web hackings, which is the hacky beginning to a hacky premise of an even hackier joke. Dexter eventually kills Little Chino with his own machete, but a more befitting death would have been for Dex to induce a, to paraphrase Billy Joel, heart-ahack-hack-hack-hack.

Name: Boyd FowlerNumber of Kills: 12

Boyd Crowder’s red trash brother, Boyd Fowler, was a part-time dead-animal-picker-upper for the Department of Sanitation and full-time member of Jordan Chase’s The Group, a collection of slimeball rapists and murderers (as opposed to non-slimeball rapists and murderers). The Dexter Wiki describes Boyd as a “man in his early 30s, with an iconic mustache,” which, no, though it does accurately explain his role in The Group: “His house acts as a holding cell for their captives, where The Group can rape, torture, and kill them in secure privacy.” He “took care” of 12 “problems,” through the use of formaldehyde and electricity, before dumping their corpses into a swamp in a barrel. Dexter kills Boyd with a knife, as is his wont, under the previously-unseen watching eye of Lumen Pierce.

Naw, only seasons 6 and 8 qualify as awful. The others are mediocre at worst. And is six kills really enough to get you into the 10 most prolific Dexter villains? Isaac from season 7 must’ve killed more than that, although maybe he doesn’t really qualify as a villain, per se. Also I feel like Dexter himself sort of warrants a spot on this list, with how much damage he’s done to the good people in his own life.

Li’l Chino FTW. Gotta be the most memorable “little bad” in the whole series. Fowler probably comes in second, what with the iconic mustache and all.

Strongly disagree. Season 8 is almost as bad as 5. 6 and 7 were mediocre at best. I liked the fact that season 6 revolved around religion but it was executed very poorly and the side-plots were god awful. My opinion, of course.

Season 5 seems to be pretty divisive, but I liked it. Maybe the darkest material the show’s ever worked with. And the Peter Weller subplot was pretty solid, despite involving Quinn, and ending nonsensically. And I thought Chase was a good villain, although I seem to be in a very, very small minority on that point. The season had plenty of bad aspects (Debra & Quinn, LaGuerta & Batista), but enough good ones that I’d call it “okay” overall.

7 was exactly mediocre. There was tons of badness, but it featured one of the better big bads in the series, and did some pretty compelling stuff with Dexter nearly being caught. Of course they squandered that entirely by the time season 8 started, but in the moment it was good.

You could argue Hannah deserves a spot on this list. Not only is she a killer multiple times over, but the cops openly know she’s a killer and still can’t catch her or definitively prove her guilt (of course, Dexter hiding some evidence helps).