Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I got a pleasant and completely unexpected surprise a few days ago. Please read on to find out what it was. In the meantime, let us speak of gorgeous women.

Tyler Faith

Thursday evening, March 27Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to spend some time with my friend Tyler Faith and to observe her on stage. Unfortunately, for various reasons I again arrived late and missed her first show of the evening. Then, the club management decided, due to a less than desirable turn out, to cancel her second show of the evening and let Tyler do three shows Saturday night to make it up.

The trip was not a complete loss however. When I arrived, Tyler, an adult industry photographer I know, and Wankus were sitting in a booth chatting. They invited me to join them, which I did, and the four of us sat around chatting, joking, and enjoying each others company for a good while.

I'll have more to say about Tyler father down.

Latin Extravaganza: Alexis Amore, August, Olivia O'Lovely

Friday evening, March 28Th, I drove over to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to observe the, ''Latin Extravaganza,'' and to say hello to the ladies. (Shouldn't this event have been called, ''Latina Extravaganza?'' I don't know what the origin of Latina and Latino might be. I don't even know whether or not it might be Hispanic-American slang. What I am educated enough to know is that Latin is an ancient language from which the Italian, French, and Spanish languages evolved, and that it is heavily borrowed from by a number of other languages, as well as the medical and the scientific communities. I also know enough about the Spanish language to know that Latina is in the female gender, and Latino is in the male gender. And after all, there were no Hispanic men dancing at this event. The dancers were two Mexican-American ladies and the Peruvian Princess.

The lineup started off with Olivia O'Lovely doing one show, followed by August doing one show, then Alexis Amore, the Peruvian Princess, doing one show. The evening was then completed with a three girl grand finale show and was the finale ever grand!

For her solo show, Olivia carried a red and gold Asian fan and wore a black and white latex vinyl, short, sexy, Japanese kimono style jacket. She also wore a pair of black short shorts black and a pair of stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes with Roman sandal-like straps.

Olivia performed very well; although, her interaction with the tip rail customers was limited to close-up views of the goodies and handshakes with everybody at the end of the show.

If I remember correctly, Olivia performed to a mix of rock and hip hop music.

I must admit that had Olivia been the only woman dancing in this club on this night, I would not have gone. However, that is my own personal thing and no one's business but my own. And, I do still highly recommend that anybody who gets an opportunity should get out to a local club to see Olivia perform and to meet her in person. She is basically a very nice and friendly lady, and she can be a lot of fun to chat with.

August carried a red and gold Asian umbrella for her solo show, and she wore a red and gold, Chinese-style, dress. Beneath the dress, she wore a red bra covered in red sequins and a red G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of red, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes.

August performed her Solo show very well. However, her interaction with the tip rail squatters was limited to close up views of the goodies and lots of sexy smiles.

I seem to remember August performing to rock and pop music.

I haven't been able to gather detailed information in regard to August's body. But, I can say that she is a nice-looking lady who possesses a very sexy and desirable body!

August is a very sweet, friendly, woman who truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans. So, need-less-to-say, I feel that everybody should beat a path to their local clubs to see August perform and to meet her in person any and every time she comes to town!

To start her solo show, Alexis wore a leopard skin print bra and a jagged-hemmed mini-skirt. Under the mini-skirt, Alexis wore a black G-string. On her legs, Alexis wore a black garter belt (I don't remember which leg it was on.), and a pair of black fishnet hose. On her feet, Alexis wore a pair of black stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes.

I believe Alexis performed to all rock music, if memory serves me correctly, which I seriously doubt it does. I do remember that she began the show with, ''Welcome to the Jungle.''

Alexis did her usual great job of performing. Although, oddly enough, her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail was also limited to close up views of the goodies and lots of sexy smiles.

Alexis is an absolute must see! I can not believe anybody in their right mind could ever be disappointed that they went to a local club to see her perform and to meet her in person! So, everybody who might get an opportunity to see Alexis at a club somewhere so do so without fail.

At the start of the grand finale show, August wore a blue bikini and clear, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes. Olivia wore black lingerie and the same black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes and Alexis wore a halter-style top and a matching mini-skirt. I find it hard to say just exactly what color the top and mini-skirt might have been, what with the multi-colored stage lighting and the fact that I had Gordon Mui's ten trillion candle power strobe flash going off in my face almost continuously. (when Gordon is doing his job, it quite often makes it harder for me to do my job, but what can you do? The guy has to shoot his photos and make a living.) Anyway, I think the outfit might have been either a very shiny light blue, or it might have been silver-colored. I think Alexis' G-string matched the outfit, but I don't remember for certain. On her feet, Alexis wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes, I think. I believe Olivia, August and Alexis might have been thinking at the start of the grand finale, ''to hell with the rules. This is the final show.'' I say this because all three of the ladies committed much more up close, in your face and personal interaction with the tip rail campers during this final show. They also did some nice simulated girl/girl and girl/girl/girl action with each other.

I can only assume that the fact that there were three well known stars performing together for one night only was the reason why the club had the largest crowd I have seen there in quite some time now. Each of the ladies had long lines of customers buying things from them between shows like in the, ''good old days.'' All three ladies were so busy the whole evening, I never really got a chance to chat with any of them; although, I did get to say hello to all three, and I got a nice hug from August and Alexis.

Olivia can be found at: OliviaOlovely.com Check August out at: ClubAugust.com Alexis can be ogled at: ClubAlexis.com

Tyler Faith, Again

Saturday, March 29Th, I returned to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to spend the evening hanging out with Tyler Faith and Wankus and to observe all three of Tyler's final shows.

For her first show, Tyler wore a red corselet that was trimmed with iridescent pink ribbons. The corselet had a big red bow positioned at the lower back. Tyler also wore wide red ribbons tied in bows on both wrists and around her throat. Additionally, she wore a pair of red pants that flared from just below her knees down to her ankles. The pants also had long red ribbons tied in bows and hanging down her legs from the outside of her knees. The pants had red lacing in the front. Beneath the pants, Tyler wore a white thong. On her feet, Tyler wore a pair of almost knee-high, black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, boots that laced up the front.

Tyler ended this show with a hot candle wax bit and then tossed out posters to randomly selected tip rail customers.

To start her second show, Tyler wore a black top hat with a wide pink ribbon for a hat band. The ribbon was tied in a large bow at the back of the hat. Next, Tyler wore a black corset with removable breast cups. The corset was trimmed with vertical pink lines. She also wore a pair of black bikini bottoms that had a red ribbon tied in a bow on each hip. Additionally, Tyler wore a black garter that was trimmed with a red ribbon on her left thigh. Around her throat, Tyler wore a choker that matched the garter. She also wore a pair of fishnet hose on her legs, and the same boots as the first show on her feet.

At the end of this show, Tyler tossed posters to a couple of house dancers who were seated at the tip rail. She also gave me an old Jill Kelly girls poster that she had discovered earlier in the day that she still had. (Unfortunately, the two house dancers and I were the only people who had bothered to sit at the stage. What can I say? The rest of the customers were a bunch of deadbeats.)

To begin her third show, Tyler wore the same hat and boots. But this time, she also wore a black bustier that was trimmed with pink ribbons and bows. She additionally wore a very short, ruffled, two tiered, black mini-skirt that was also trimmed with pink ribbons and bows.

Tyler ended this show by tossing out posters to the people at the tip rail once again. (Fortunately, she actually had a good number of customers sitting at the rail for this show.)

If I remember correctly, Tyler performed all three shows to rock and pop music. I think I also remember a bit of hip hop mixed in here and there.

Tyler is a very sexy lady with long beautiful blonde hair. Tyler stands five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred sixteen pounds and measures 34D-25-35.

Ms. Faith is also quite intelligent. And, she is a great conversationalist, and she is extremely friendly. Plus, she loves to meet and chat with her fans.

Tyler Faith comes with my highest recommendations, so everybody who might get an opportunity to go out to a local club to see her perform and to meet her in person should do so without fail!

By the way, Tyler is originally from Boston, while I am from the south. Civil War, what Civil War? I have absolutely nothing against any Yankee who is female and looks so good as Tyler! I'm just kidding around. I don't have anything against anybody who treats me with the same respect that I extend to them. Besides, the Civil War ended long before I was born.

Pay Tyler a visit at: TylerFaith.com

Aimee Lynn Revisited

Some readers might remember that, about a month ago, I wrote about an Internet lady I had met online. Well, after Aimee Lynn had read what I had to say about her, she was so appreciative that she offered me a free one month membership to AimeeLynn.net.

Yes, of course I've spent some time exploring her website, and yes, I did enjoy it very much and plan to return the first chance I get.

No, the content of Aimee Lynn's site isn't so high quality as, ''Pirates,'' or, ''Operation Desert Stormy,'' but then, Aimee Lynn doesn't have the resources nor the equipment available that large production companies have. All in all, I feel that she is doing a great job with her site, and that it is worth a few bucks for a one month membership, maybe even longer. So, go check one of her sites out. Oh yes, Aimee Lynn is really cute, and she has the most delightful voice!

Aimee Lynn can be found at: AimeeLynn.net

Okay good people, that will do it for now. I have to finish this article, send it to my editor-in-chief, and get some sleep. I'm planning to drive to Phoenix, Arizona, tomorrow. So, on that note, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

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