What's black and white and red all over?

Animal control came to collect a monkey from a Toronto Ikea store on Sunday, after the animal was spotted in the parking lot.
An Ikea spokesperson told CBC News that the monkey was first spotted in the parking lot of the Ikea store located near Leslie Street and Highway 401.

A monkey was loose at Toronto Ikea on Sunday. (Courtesy of Bronwyn Page)
Staff at the store quickly contacted animal control, and the monkey was kept confined until animal services arrived.
Toronto Police Sgt. Ed Dzingala told CBC News that the owners, who were shopping in the store at the time, have come forward to claim the monkey.
Dzingala said that the animal was in a car in the parking lot and it somehow let itself out of its crate. "It's a smart mokey," he said.
"It must be somebody’s pet because he was wearing a jacket," the Ikea spokesperson said earlier, referring to the monkey, which was wearing a miniature, brown, shearling-type jacket.
The incident prompted the creation of at least two parody accounts on Twitter.

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh

Look... negro wondering if the monkey has a wallet he can boost, over here is a slope broad bucking the Asians always snapping pictures stereotype, and down here this dapper like guy is like, "Whaddya want from me?"