Rapper Too Short Arrested For DUI

We’re guessing that rapper Too Short couldn’t “fight the feeling” of getting drunk and trying to get out there and drive. We know that was a terrible and obscure joke, but we just couldn’t seem to help ourselves. TMZ has the scoop:

Rapper Too Short has just been arrested for DUI … after allegedly attempting to run from police, TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ, Short — real name Todd Anthony Shaw — was pulled over in L.A. a couple hours ago for some traffic violation … and when cops approached the vehicle, he appeared under the influence.

Now here’s where it gets weird — when police attempted to administer a breathalyzer test, law enforcement sources tell us Too Short took off … and tripped as he ran down the street.

Police got their man and placed him under arrest … then tossed him into a police cruiser.

On the way back to the station, things got even crazier — we’re told Too Short tried to dump narcotics in the back of the cruiser.

Our sources say Too Short blew a .09 … just over the .08 legal limit.

According to law enforcement sources, Too Short is currently being booked for DUI and felony narcotics possession.

One has to be a special kind of stupid to run from the cops, get arrested anyway and then try to hide drugs in the back of the cop car. DERP. For those of you who didn’t get the previous reference “Don’t Fight The Feeling”, you can refresh yourself with the video below: