Speaking of wanting to see grown men naked, Pens training camp got under way on Wednesday.The lines Andy Van Hellemond snorts before playoff games are more important than the lines that were seen at the first day of effin' training camp.

I get my news just like everyone else does. From their pubes.And my pubes didn't mention anything about Janne Pesonen.He's probably playing EASHL or some crap. Gay.

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You have to like what the head honchos are doing over at TEAM PENSBLOG.Let's face it. If you suck, you suck. You were born to suck.Those were the first words my first boyfriend said to me in a gravely voice.And it rings true in every facet of life.

Some of the players are committed to being the best. Nothing wrong with that.Some other people are dragging them down.

A) If you're just online to play grab-ass, you're affecting other people's enjoyment.Not cool.

B) If you're still learning to play NHL '09 and/or need to get better, keep faith in the scouting reports that NHL '09 provides.You get those stats moving and shit, the big team will notice.They wouldn't mind having the players that rise out of the poop.You can't be hurt by playing too many games, team-wise.Unless you suck.

The staff and I are 100% behind every decision the leaders of the EASHL teams make.

On a personal note, Pensblog Adam hasn't even bought the game yet, let alone XBOX LIVE.Instead of drinking his urine, he's actually selling it to raise enough money for the endeavor.Go find a fetish site online, and you'll see quality urine is at a premium.

He's also been a NHL2K boy the last couple seasons.He's high if he thinks he gets a spot with the Pro team just because of who he is and how big his balls are.Regrettably, I have yet to see them.

Whatev, homos. I'm out.I turned comments back on until Hitler and Stalin come back and turn them off again.

Charlie, how did you get the keys from Adam and Derek? Wait, don't answer that. I'll just be content to know that c-blog is open, even if it's only temporary.

I have 2k9 and I'd recommend EA09 or whateverTF it's called. Not that I don't like 2k9, but the Be A Pro mode is supposed to be top notch. Unfortunately with wii or EA - take your pick - the only option is 2k9. The gameplay is still fun but there's features that won't compete with EA's version of it from what I'm reading. I almost considered buying a PS3 just to buy NHL09 (well that and the bluray player), but it looks like my laptop is on it's last legs. Fan noise, overheating, battery croaked (minor issue but still) and I think I lost a USB port too.

Anyways, I'm going off point. If it's available on your system of choice, go with NHL09. If 2k9 is the only thing available, it's still worth the coin and is plenty fun.

Syko is leading my 2k9 league with 31 goals in 41 games, and he even missed 3 games. Steve seems to be injured every week. Broken orbital, sprained ankle, sprained toe, etc, etc. Dude can't catch a break, no pun intended. Roberts, who I picked up from Toilet Bay for Godard, had an injury that lasted 172 minutes (concussion) and 4 minutes (stinger). Yes, minutes. But you'd never guess who leads the league in PIMs. He has 39 pts halfway through the season, good enough to be top 20 in scoring. He has 91 PIMs, and he's a superstar....yes, Maxime f'ing Talbot! Chickachoochoo