How the Rest of the Nation Perceives Your Favorite NFL Team’s Fans

Arizona Cardinals: Forgotten desert people who paid attention to football briefly during that one magical 9-7 season with Kurt Warner.

Atlanta Falcons: Apathetic non-fans who are merely willing to quietly watch any football-like substance the day after Georgia plays.

Baltimore Ravens: Football ignoramuses who blame every loss on the refs, see no irony in whining about having their team stolen only to then steal another team, and idolize a guy who covered up a double murder.

Buffalo Bills: Depressed Eskimos.

Carolina Panthers: No perception because no one has ever met a Carolina Panthers fan.

Chicago Bears: Exactly like everyone on the Da Bears sketch, but dumber and fatter.

Cincinnati Bengals: Horribly dressed people whose fondest memory of their favorite team is probably that one time when they weren’t robbed by a Bengals player at gunpoint.

Cleveland Browns: It’s too depressing to even think what these people are like.