there was a guy - i can't remember if it was here or at a xian forum - who said something about god knowing exactly how many heart beats were left in my corpse. I thought that was weird. He saw people as corpses walking around by the power of god. I think there was something wrong with him.

there was a guy - i can't remember if it was here or at a xian forum - who said something about god knowing exactly how many heart beats were left in my corpse. I thought that was weird. He saw people as corpses walking around by the power of god. I think there was something wrong with him.

That's a view of Christianity that I have never heard before. The "God as a Necromancer" version. Do followers refer to themselves as "God's Inferi" or "The Salvation Zombie Army"? Perhaps "Ghouls for God", or "Jehovah's Dead Witnesses"? The "Church of Jesus Christ of Re-animated Corpses"? "The Roman Cadaver Church"? Ok, enough bad puns, but seriously, did this person identify themselves as some particular branch of Christianity? I would like to be able to research into this interpretation of Christianity so that it can be properly mocked and ridiculed.