12 Days of Reviewing (2015)

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Well the Christmas Season is nearly upon us and LA thought to make a sorta "12 Days" thing as the title suggest and what does LA love doing?..REVIEWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So for 12 Days LA will be reviewing any kind of media LA has bottled up and didn't have to time for and will be presented here. There are gonna be some exceptions like anime reviews (since LA is doing seasonal and dailies ALL YEAR ROUND there is no point putting it in 12 Days), LA CAN'T TAKE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS as it will obviously take LONGER to get through and get LA's opinion on. So what can LA review in 12 days?...well you'll just have to find out.

One last thing keep what LA said about LA has bottled up and didn't have to time for and will be presented here on the back your mind, it's........gonna come up again in a more poignant review.

So let's start...

Contents

Day 1

Title

Review

Rating

Disney's KC Undercover

Ok so let's just start out with one of LA's more surprising reviews for 2015 which is a Disney brand!. LA said this time and time again for Disney that they make the same cliche live action shows with less of a budget to even dull boring characters and acting from child actors (or the reverse asshole annoying ones), however this is a more STEP UP for Disney that their ACTUALLY thinking and budgeting a live action show LA WANT TO GIVE A DAMN ABOUT, that being KC Undercover. KC Undercover from the name alone is a spy flick kind of show with a teenager named KC who is your average teenager with strict morals and is the best student and the best daughter cliche, however she finds out that her mom and dad are spies and they allow KC to become a spy with them (and later on their younger brother and they later get a robot/little sister). So with that premise alone LA could easily say that KC Undercover pretty much ripped off the Spy Kids franchise and it kinda does just without the entire parent are kidnapped scenario. LA will say this at the VERY least for Disney, they are for this show at the very least giving these characters development throughout the episodes WHILE using their gimmick that being the spying which they do on a regular basis and LA seeing a budget within their props at the very least makes this something LA could get into (unlike some piles of crap that has NO budget, NO care about it's plot or characters and a shoe-string BUDGET TRYING TO think it has a decent budget *cough* Jessie *cough*). LA will say that though even though LA is praising this show, there are some obvious negatives...that being the Disney cliches, we have the unpopular brother and the sassy little sister where have LA heard THAT before *cough* Jessie *cough* ohh god LA got the obvious cliche cough. Anyways Disney's live action cliches does appear from time to time and once again at times the obvious joke trying to be funny appears, but at least in this one sometimes they are somewhat self-aware of it, LA won't call it TOO clever as LA seen many shows do the entire self aware joke but it's getting there. LA wants this show to be good and it has the potential too and LA can but it's potential is lessened ONLY a little due to it's "Disney cliche tropes" that NEEDS TO GO AWAY. LA likes it's developed characters, the villains that pose a mediocre threat but a threat nonetheless, the family/spy dynamic of the family and heck even the friendship between KC and one of her best friends comes into play and it works out. Whoever is directing or writing this show, LA can already guess they are thinking and NOT thinking these kids are idiots and thats more than enough for LA to say that this Disney live action show is.......................decent enough to watch

7/10

Day 2

Title

Review

Rating

The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls: Starlight Stage

Yes, LA got the mobile game (not through Google Play Store but through other means). Anyways LA just wanted to play this game, as La previously liked Love Live School Idol festival mobile game and on speaking of that game, this is pretty similar, lvl your idols up, upgrade them to prettier pictures get their side stories and the rhythm game is extremely similar cept 5 instead of 9 touch pads. This game also has more ups to Love Live festival too as you can decorate your "Producer's Room" and the chibi vers. of your current idols are there and can interact with your room. In terms of non-rhythm game play elements there are more but just a bit more, the rhythm gameplay is near exact cept in a straight line instead of circular AND you can change the "performance" into 3D which is a HUGE Up in LA's case, however LA's phone can exactly handle it most of the time thus leaving LA to 2D chibi sprites, nonetheless the feature is GREAT and the immersion sometimes flew by the performance (WHERE's MAKINO YAGAMI ALREADY, LA wants to see her beautiful 3D sprite!). This is the JAPANESE vers. LA is reviewing by the way and LA didn't know how to properly get started but LA picked it up anyways, on speaking of Japanese, the voice acting is pretty good, at the very least voice acting in these kind of games is kinda the point and helps with the "idols" you come across (some don't have voices because of the current news of the series so expect some idols to have no voice at the moment). Went off track a bit but the two little flaws LA has with this game is the constant crashing it has (LA has no idea whether it's due to LA's phone or the app itself) and the obvious since LA can't read Japanese, why isn't this ported to Google Play Store?...it has the potential to do well in LA's opinion, heck Love Live School idol festival is still going strong globally so why can't iDOLM@STER fans experience the same?. Overall even though it's all in Japanese and LA shoe-stringed experience in these kind of mobile game made LA ADAPT to it all in Japanese helped play this game, it's still an overall good mobile game and in LA's view has a bit more quality than something like Love Live School Idol festival, LA isn't saying Starlight Stage is superior to Love Live School idol festival (as they have the same "PAY MONEY DO MORE stigma") not to mention LA LOVES both games, but come on Google Play Store port this game over.

9/10

Day 3

Title

Review

Rating

The Chase (UK)

Anyone know what this show is?, it's British game show brilliance!, with actual "masterminds", funny commentary and it gets the adrenaline pumping for both the contestants AND the audience at home. LA LOVES this quiz show from the host Brad Walsh, who is a punny host whilst still being focused on the fast-paced quizzing of the show to even playfully heckling the masterminds. On speaking of the masterminds, the masterminds themselves have ALOT of personality because of course they have to, LA doesn't have a personal favourite but LA quite like the Sinhaman (Paul Sinha) whilst the Governess Anne Hegerty and the Dark Destroyer Shaun Wallace are the more serious masterminds while The Beast Mark Labbett and Paul Sinha was moderately serious and playful to the contestants most of the time. The joy of this quiz comes from each tier of the quizzes, first is the Money Making round where you have to correctly answer as many questions possible and for each you get right you earn $1000 each, then we go to the Chase round where you have to "Get Away" from the Chaser with the money offered (could be higher with higher cash or lower or even into negatives for a quicker round), if the Chaser catches you, your eliminated, finally depending on the remaining contestants left, there is one final round and THIS is where the adrenaline comes in where you or your "party members" have to once again correctly answer as many questions as possible extending your score, then the Chaser has to beat your score, if the Chaser beats your score you lose with no money, but if you win, you or your "party" gets an equal share of the total earnings. THAT is what LA calls getting your moneys worth and you ACTUALLY earned it. This quiz show is perfect blend of contestants, a cynical yet funny host, fast-paced questions and serious masterminds who want NOTHING but you NOT getting any money. It's all luck based and that makes it even better. The Chase is a prime example of a quiz show done right and has the right atmosphere to do in this format and it god damn works god damn it...UNLIKE ANOTHER quiz show LA is gonna revisit...but that's in a later date. If you can get the chance to watch this quiz show, LA say do, it gets you addicted in playing it yourself a la TV and it's fun as hell sometimes.

9/10

Day 4

Title

Review

Rating

The Block: Villa Wars (NZ)

Ohh boy a reality show. Ok right off the bat LA will say this about this reality show, it's a HOUSE RENOVATION SHOW trying to be something bigger and here's the biggest problem of the series...it fails at it and with forced scripted comedy, useless narration and a self-aware narrator/host who's also a douche can sum this up as that. Ok let's say in comparison to ummm another reality show The Amazing Race we know they MUST race and experience the culture of the countries they visit, the challenges have something to do with the country they are correct?, why is LA talking about this?, because MOST of the time The Block series' challenges HAVE ALMOST NOTHING TO DO with their gimmick at hand that being HOUSE RENOVATION. The Block: Villa Wars challenges' aside from finishing a room had something like making a longer plank and karaoke parties?, the best superhero dressup challenge OK seriously you get the point, but just to drill it in, what if that happened in The Amazing Race, say you go to America and the only challenge there is to sleep for 24 hours and you all win. LA just kinda hates it when a reality show diverges from it's central gimmick and hardly USES it, if your a house renovation show DO A SHOW ABOUT HOUSE RENOVATION not goofing off and thinking these house renovation contestant can sing or some other shit like that FOCUS you assholes!. What else bugged LA, ohh yeah how about the annoying narrator/host who are essentially the same person, we DON'T need a narrator if his sole function is a host not to mention the narrator pretty much says what JUST happened 2 minutes ago, we're not idiots!. Main point it, have one or the other in these kind of shows, having two roles for the same role with the same person feels useless and ANNOYING. Finally LA's last grip with this show is the forced scripting LA keeps seeing from it's contestants, you like like you can see/hear them reading off their script for a cheap laugh or worse meaningless drama just to ratchet up the drama for no FUCKING reason. LA KNOWS that house renovation is stressful especially in a time limited environment but c'mon guys...LA can sometimes CLEARLY see your doing it for the commercial promo or just to make it that there is drama, when again LA could easily say this show is AGAIN out of focus especially in the meaningless comedic moments WHERE LA IS SURE they are reading of the damn script thus the comedic moments fails immediately...HONESTLY do them guys, otherwise LA will see through your bullshit excuse of comedy/drama. FUCKING HACKS. -sigh- these house renovation shows just needs to know when to stop bringing these kind of shows to us, sure for the house renovation fans? it's an "ok" look but again with it's forced comedy/drama, annoying host and unfocused challenges not meant for a house renovation show, why ARE you watching this then?. LA could also point out that NZ and Australia has pumped out SOOOOOO many renditions of these house renovation shows, it's swamping the amount of shows that are on air, it's ridiculous. Know when a good thing is done, give it a breather and try for ONLY ONE of these shows a year, not ohhh let LA think how much of these shows came out this year (2015) from both Australia and NZ...hmmmm OVER 15 of the same formatted house renovation show FUCK, LA told diomedea to stop it with it's superpowered main protagonist with a harem in a magical setting but they only did 3 in the same year...but this is TOO much already. SLOW the fuck down The Block, otherwise you WILL lose an audience thinking they can swallow this amount of the same house renovation show over and over again, too much of a good thing isn't necessary great, people will lose interest and find something else different.

5/10

Day 5

Title

Review

Rating

Shortland Street (2015)

Ohhh boy........here we go. Ok, so LA has been watching Shortland Street for roughly 2 and half months just to really prove LA's Shortland Street is shit and what did LA think after watching Shortland Street for 2 and half months? *cough* LA has bottled up and didn't have to time for and will be presented here *cough*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK Shortland Street. Ok, let's move back a bit a look at it's plot for the 2 and half months, well in the 2 and half months LA saw nothing but woman whining, characters making dipshit decision making, about 3 psycho characters that are ultimately ALL stupid and their motivations ALL make no sense, the romance is drivel to the point LA feels like a teenager who has never experienced love is writing it you know how the relationship will pan out coming from, some sappy as hell, some cheesy as hell and some you'll know someone is gonna cheat on the other. LA means it, the dialogue through MOST of the characters are so stock, cliched mess that again most of the characters motivations makes NO sense in the end, want to know a recent motivation to a character that makes no sense how about a psycho-ex-wife trying to vie for her ex-husband's love even though they are divorced yet she STILL think there's a chance they will get together, here's the kicker, she's willing to RUIN his ex-husband's life through vandalizing his car, stalking, yandere traits of stupidity in her dialogue towards the other characters that are near her ex-husband (already outed herself as the person who is ruining his life) to be together with him and even trying to control EVERYTHING in his life, biggest problem in a general sense, if you run the guy out of town and your ALREADY outed as the suspect, LA WILL SERIOUSLY doubt he'll bring you WITH HIMS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN THE CAUSE OF HIS LIFE BEING RUINED....duhhhh THINK STUPID!!!!!. LA hates how this show just HAS to show other characters that do NOTHING but banter irrelevant shit at us when instead of trying to get to the main focus of the episode "your trying to commericalise as good drama", yes LA knows that every media needs a bit of filler, but filler segments within non-filler episodes kinda gives us mood-swinging moments, LA would like to watch the major focus, not some character banter on and on, the next problem probably stems from this but due to the HUGE cast of characters, LA has NO idea the majority of the characters names and good for that as they are as bland and cliched as every other character LA has seen, there was only ONE character LA ever got to sympathize with that was ONLY because he was actually THINKING compared to the rest of the cast and that's kinda sad when LA can only sympathize with the only guy in the show where all he does is think and "be smart" not to mention from a cast of bland rock-stupid assholes, it's no wonder LA hasn't learned ANY of they're names AT ALL, neither will LA ever care to. So with a plot filled with drama cliches LA has seen from FAR better shows and movies yet underutilized even those cliches to the stupidest margins of thought from these characters it gets WORSE when Shortland Street tries to bring up sexism in society and utterly fails at it. Shortland Street has this theme of sexism alot and it's gonna be ironic later since they can't exactly do it correctly. Example?.....ok. How about the fact that there was one nurse in the show where she has a sexist streak to her only thinking that females are superior and should have a higher place in the workforce, cool ok, HOWEVER, her entire belief is trampled onto herself as one of the patients she had to cover, well she later finds out that he's a rapist and starts TORTURING him disguising as "treating him" ummm ok...her sexism argument goes out the door with that as YES, LA knows that a rapist needs to be in jail, but she willingly harassed a PATIENT who just happened to be a rapist and he didn't do ANYTHING to her in the first place, that would like if LA went up to a stranger and said you touched LA and LA punched him in the face and made LA painted as the hero. WHAT THE FUCK, it gets WORSE when the sexism comes up again with this same character and it just bullshits it's way through it again painting the woman in the right when she CLEARLY HYPOCRITICALLY is sexist to the other sex and thinks she DESERVES to be treated better even though she's did some HORRIBLE things to some characters and she hasn't been redeemed through it...HORRIBLE FUCKING WRITING. LA could carrying on saying ALOT of horrible things about this show, but LA thinks you get the point. Shortland Street is a show where it glorifies horrible relationships, the WRONG thinking of sexism (that woman have to be 100% right...yeah hypocrites), dull dialogue, bland and rather stupid characters and a zombified plotlines that feels like it in-breeds with it self (don't know what LA is saying, LA is saying that the plot sooo doesn't care about itself to the point, it does multiple plotlines of the SAME thing just with differing character over and over again sometimes the SAME plotlines with different characters happening AT ONCE). Shortland Street is SHIT and LA has more or less legitimate proof and guess what LA has gone to the point LA WANTS Shortland Street to carry on so that it can keep with this charade it's a "good show" for more years to come and LA will always be on it's side tearing it apart on how dipshit stupid it will and WILL get until it will finally get the sweet release of death of being cancelled and thrown into obscurity LIKE IT SHOULD. FUCK Shortland Street and these Shortland Street writers get PAID doing this stuff...think about that.........FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

1/10

Day 6

Title

Review

Rating

Million Dollar Hot Seat Australia (REVISITED)

Oh boooy another rat LA gotta poison *cough* again before the year ends *ahem*...you may have known that LA ALREADY reviewed this in LA's TV series reviews segment, well LA has fresh new criticism towards this show and what a piss poor of a quiz show it is. So <LA breathes in>. Million Dollar Hot Seat Australia is a show where it's similar to it's original series Who Wants to Be a Millionaire but with a few changes and those changes SUCK. The changes are well for one the "three lifelines" are all gone and replaced with the "Pass" option you can only use once, once you pass the question gets obviously passed to the next contestant. WHY is this bad?, well one the pass can EASILY make the next change even worse thus can easily eliminate you if you don't know the question, what's the next change?, well if you get a question wrong, you get eliminated AND the prize SHRINKS down to the lower tier so say it's $1,000,000 and you get it wrong, then the next prize changes to $250,000, you get the idea and THAT'S BAD because what's worse is that if LOTS of people get a question wrong the best prize you can get if your the only person left is a measly $10,000 to if you get the last question wrong a tiny $1,000...should it even BE called "MILLION DOLLAR Hot Seat", if that prize is nothing but a hairs stupid contestant away from losing 3/4 of that value?. So what else is wrong besides the format of this quiz show?...The HOST. LA said this towards LA's The Chase UK review, the host needs to be both serious and playful towards the contestant but continue on the show in a fast-paced manner to make the quiz show lively?, what does "Eddie McGuire" do for almost HALF the total runtime of the show?...talk...no not about the question (although he does...with a cue card TELLING him all the answers then sometimes acting like a knowitall because of that *cough* egomaniac) but about the contestants life. No LA isn't kidding...nearly EVERY time he talks to a contestant be it through the question or the contestant's intro, all Eddie does is talk and focus more on the contestant's life in GREAT detail. Yes it's good to know about who the contestant is, but we don't need a freakin' life story/5 minute interview with them before starting the FIRST QUESTION (heck let's go one step further to the point he starts talking to the contestant's "family or friends" about THEIR LIVES who have almost NO FACTOR to the quiz show and at some odd fucking point Eddie even gives "the guests luck" even though they aren't playing the game...What the fuck?)...way to waste time and it's worse with the "Pass" option now because as soon as the contestant "passes", guess what? Eddie will start having an interview with the next contestant/guests and waste even MORE time with that!...way to go Eddie McGuire for wasting more time and not focusing on the main premise of which is the QUESTIONS AND MONEY NO THE FUCKING CONTESTANT'S LIFE...IF LA WANTED TO SEE THAT LA COULD HAVE WATCHED Ellen, GOD DAMNIT, LA HATES THIS SHOW LA HATES IT!. *ahem* So the Host...he's a bit of douche isn't he?, not only for him KNOWING THE ANSWERS then being an egomaniac when a contestants doesn't know about it (also Eddie here is a sports commentator so...the ONLY questions he knows are sports related, and he talks BIG when it comes with these questions...it gets worse when the contestants doesn't know much of sports and Eddie EGGS his contestant on or even sometimes scolding them to pick an answer) AND let's point out that this is a personal grip for LA when LA watches it but LA doesn't think it's wise that the host should be repeatedly saying the multi-choice answers/question over again to the contestants WHEN THEY ARE TRYING TO THINK OF THE ANSWER UNDER A SHORT TIME LIMIT...Eddie never shuts the fuck up!...see what LA means about Eddie being an egomaniac?. LA also thinks there's something wrong with Eddie and the format of the quiz show here. Well what would happen if your picky about your multi-choice answers and don't know what to pick?...it's ALWAYS first choice you did correct?...well in this show Eddie ALLOWS the contestant to get flustered and randomly pick over and over A, B, C, D the dialogue sometimes even goes A, no B...no C...no D..pick D lock on D..no change and lock to A, what would Eddie pick for the last answer?...THE LAST "LOCK-ON", not the first what kind of backwards ass logic is this for a quiz show, it should be for these kind of quiz shows the FIRST ONE you pick...just WHAT THE FUCK man...again waaaay to waste more time. LA utterly hates this show and it's ALL because of the host wasting our time on the contestants life over and over and over again instead on focusing on the questions the main draw for this kind of show...oi Eddie pro-tip if you wanna have an interview with someone, just make your own radio-show and stop wasting time in a quiz show you CLEARLY don't give a SHIT about. Million Dollar Hot Seat strips everything RIGHT with it's original predecessor of Who Wants to be a Millionaire with stupid new additions that wastes time and a host who is sooo lazy and soo doesn't give a shit that he wastes even more time with the contestant's "life" pfffttt Million Dollar HOT SEAT..more like $10,000 Dollar COUCH POTATO on how slow-pace of a quiz show with a lazy and egomaniac host is, -sigh- looking for a fast-paced Who Wants to be a Millionaire show?..........................well look somewhere else, this is the dumber, slower younger brother of far superior quiz shows.

2/10

Day 7

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Rating

Tip Top Bread commercial 2015

Trying to make a kid in any form of media look and sound badass?...well look further AWAY than this one and someone in the scripting must have missed the memo to actually not only sound but ALSO NEED TO LOOK LIKE A BADASS and this commercial DIDN'T DO IT. Have a good look at a botched execution of a clearly EASIER WAY OF DOING while backing up your exaggerated message!. Put in a CGI of the imagination of the kid..DONE. Simple!, doing the clear opposite of making a kid look and sound like an ordinary kid however doesn't fix neither helps your advertisement work in it's own (It would have actually would be a decent and you know cool). Laziness in a commercial nutshell. Do the opposite!...FUCK YOU!.

2 and a BIG SIGH/10

Day 8

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Review

Rating

LA: ZZZzzzzzZzzzZZzZZZ

And on this day, LA takes a break... :P

SLEEPY/10

Day 9

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Rating

Soda Dungeon

And LA looks at another Mobile game and a kinda addicting one at that. Ok the premise of this game is that your the contractor NOT the adventurer as you got a family and kids and you "contract" these "soda junkies" to go into dungeons and get your "money" as you tell them to kill these 8 bit inspired monsters a la Final Fantasy I. It gets addicting when you upgrade and get better fighters and actually get into a proper strategy instead of the entire "attack, attack, attack!" formula. As the upgrades grows so does your addiction for this game and it works as a casual, LA couldn't however get into playing it long term (like 2 hours non-stop) unless LA HAD to, it's a casual game where its YOU doing all the upgrading and getting the money and experience in making the best party to tackle to near 100 level of dungeons. In a way it feels like Dungeon ni Deai wo Motomeru no wa Machigatteiru Darou ka just with a contractor as YOU and you see these "soda junkies/lovers" grow and grow and fight stronger and more tougher enemies. There is a cash shop but it all deals with in-game currency, if you want the upgrades it's like 2 to 3 dollars worth but getting rid of the ads is all real cash only. If you want a casual game without paying up and WANT to get through the old 8 bit way of fighting monsters for loot and money then Soda Dungeon is the Dungeon for you...and if your a huge fan of soda's...ok fine LA made that last one up. You can get it from the Google Play Store for free which is an easy way for you get it easily. Coke Cola didn't sponsor this game by the way...LA has NO idea why LA said that...

8.8/10

Day 10

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Review

Rating

Jamie Got Tentacles

Wow..LA couldn't find ANY information about the release date or production of this cartoon AT ALL.....just wow. *ahem* so since we don't have proof, let's still take down this one. Well the show is about Erwin Walsh who finds an alien named Jamie...he has tentacles and he becomes friends with Erwin whether he likes it or not, with Erwin's little sister Praline trying to kick Jamie out of the world, several other aliens out to try and EAT Jamie and a stupid nitwit spy trying to get Jamie and capture him with an inept mutant cow...hijinks -yawn- ensues. For the animation, it's ok, it's the typical animation for a 10 minute show (it has 2 episodes in one so it makes up the 30 minute run time with commercials) from something from the mid-90's so it's pretty below average looking animation overall. Why isn't LA talking about the plot?, well because the plot is soo basic, the spy/higher power tries to kidnap Jamie or Erwin or Jamie does something stupid...resolve it...status quo is god happens...that's it.....-yay-. -sigh- there LA said that in one sentence WHY does it take 10 minutes!?!??!?!. If there is something to really bug LA are two things however, one is the voice acting is HORRENDOUSLY annoying...monotoned to high shrieking idocrisy...and two is that the "parents are oblivious" about it all (it's cliched as hell...BUUUT considering the cartoon is self-aware that Erwin's dad wants to find an alien and he ALWAYS misses that chance...can be either self-awareness or horrible writing take your poison). Now for all the bad things LA talked about mainly the dull as plot well LA does have ONE good thing to note about this cartoon...at the very least it's dull and basic and doesn't try to insult our intelligence, the show keeps to it formula of the alien trying "new" things and not knowing ANYTHING about Earthly things and goes crazy with it. However with all these plot elements and character elements mixed in LA just have to say it's average, it only last 10 minutes each and nearly trends the line to self-awareness or horrible writing but overall average, nothing to overly insult your intelligence, and considering there isn't a proper wikipedia page about this show...LA is giving this show more advertisement than LA should...so LA will shut up now.

5/10

Day 11

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22 Jump Street

A Police Action Buddy Cop Movie where they DON'T FOLLOW the meta-rules of the cliche police story?...and it's a sequel?...shit what the fuck are you talking about?. No but by all seriousness, LA loves these kinds of meta-parody police movies (as in LA's childhood and early teens LA SEEN ALOT of them and they're cliched to the bone). SO in terms of the plot it's the same shit, but in college this time...no seriously the characters even said it like that. (And more backstory, no LA hasn't seen 21 Jump Street and watched this for a VERY ludicrous reason), where Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill tries to find the drug dealer dealing in "Whyfy" ("Wifi") in a college and they need to rat them out. The premise is simple, the execution is ludicrously crazy and makes fun of it's meta-character and plot humor ALOT and for a person who hasn't watched the first, LA STILL GOT the jokes. The multiple plot twists and just how meta this movie is about it's own franchise is something to be in LA's own words awe-fast paced lunacy, but a great awe-fast paced lunatic comedy at that. LA would also like to say that Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill and Ice Cube along wit the rest of the cast fitted right in into this movie soo very well, especially for both Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill as both their "characters" gets looked at as the "serious cop yet nimble and fragile" and the "unprofessional cop yet strong and physical at the best of times" and heck even their relational development takes a turn like as if they were a married couple.....talking about splitting up to catch the perp. In terms of the ending, LA thought that it wrapped up quite nicely and heck by the ending credits, they made fun of themselves AGAIN by parody MULTIPLE "Nth Jump Street" ripoffs. So why DID LA watch 22nd before 21st Jump Street well....because of this one meme.

Jeff

YES, because of this one meme, LA looked at the 22nd and by god LA did well. LA looked might look at the 21st Jump Street but yeah for ALL the reasons LA might have looked at the sequel FIRST for a simple yet hilarious meme....-sigh-...LA couldn't resist. So 22 Jump Street, what did LA really think of it, it's a sequel movie that KNOWS it is a sequel movie, they "develop" their main characters and explores even further to the typical "bad cop, good cop" and flips that, the comedy has the HUGE meta value to it and it's kinda what makes 22 Jump Street..22 Jump Street, a movie franchise where it KNOWS it's own meta-personality about itself, from it's plot to it's characters. LA will also say that although 22 Jump Street is a GREAT parody police buddy cop movie...LA thought there was one better, just a little bit better (nonetheless LA is clearly saying 22 Jump Street is a great movie overall...ok?...ok!?!?!)....but that will be talked about in 2016.

9/10

Day 12

Yeah, this is going to get meta right here. Alright so what's the main reason LA is talking about LA's own channel. Well you should for those subscribers know by now that LA hasn't gotten a video out in more than 2 months, reasoning?, LA feels like even though it's LA's first time, LA keeps beating LA up internally for making these...to be honest low quality videos. Heck let's even get to LA's "Anime Episode" reaction videos where LA was unscripted and the editing was atrocious. What LA is merely saying is that isn't giving up, just more or less give LA a bit more time to get some more quality. What LA needs to make this keep going and at the quality LA REALLY wants is more equipment to make this work, cos LA doesn't want to make these kind of videos, LA wants to make more of them more in the likeness of GRArkada or Gigguk or something along those lines, so if anyone is a subscriber and wondered about no new recent videos that is the reason why. Call it an R&D period so that LA can "cleanly" get off to a good start, and hell LA even got someone (also new to the creating videos who might become LA's editor) to collab with for Let's Play's etc. and again helping with editing. So just give it time (hopefully by mid-next year) and hopefully this channel will grow and be...FUN! and COOL!...ya'know?

And with that 12 Days of reviewing are over....sure one of those days LA didn't review anything and within 2 days LA didn't write anything before getting to the real reviewing days but...THESE ARE HARD TO DO and at the very least LA got MOST of what LA despised out of the way for 2016-