I'm gonna have to agree with aurora on this. I'm a big fan of a woman who's figure matches her body type. Some women are stockier, some skinny, but if her figure is opposed to how she's supposed to look, it just looks kind of off, you know? Also, I'm a sucker for a pretty smile.

Thats it for the physical side, for the mental side, she needs to be smart. Sorry kids, but eye candy only lasts for so long, and I want someone I can actually talk to and make obscure historical humor. That's just kind of my thing. Also, she doesn't have to be geeky, but a woman who is OPEN to geekyness is probably one of the sexiest things on gods green earth.

poloYes friend, the ass of a woman is much more than a waste dumping machine!

Yes… It was a crude English double entendre that only relatively recently replaced the real word for bottom (“arse” ) in American English completely.

Nothing wrong with that, language changes over time. What is funny, was that one of the reasons for using the word “ass” instead of “arse” was so you could talk about bottoms in a rude way without actually being rude- it was exactly like saying “fork” instead of “fuck” (a word as old as arse), but what happened in the US was that using a word for donkey instead of the work for a bottom actually replaced the original and so saying the substitute word became just as rude. Which only comes across as really sad and pathetic, when people are bleeped for saying it, singing it, or where it's censored from images and text, that's so sad, it's just wrong.

It would be funny though I suppose if people made a concerted effort to start doing the same thing with “fork” and then they started to censor it, and in the future kids would find any mention of the word “fork” in old books and old movies (from now) very funny and scandalously rude… And people like me would find the reverse funny; people saying “fork” and meaning sex would sound enormously silly because they'd still be thinking about cutlery. lol!

Oh jebus I'm tired and rambling! Work is almost over for today… 10 minutes left… argh.

I like women that have a ‘bit of meat’, if you'll excuse the expression. How anyone can find size 0 sexy is completely beyond me. They have to be fairly smart, I can't stand ditsy blondes. I also like women with a strong jaw, as odd as that may sound? And boobs are great too, not that bothered about the ‘arse’ in honesty, sorry Ozone. :)

WingnutAlso, she doesn't have to be geeky, but a woman who is OPEN to geekyness is probably one of the sexiest things on gods green earth.

But then they would sit on their eyes… And watch themselves crap… And what would farting be like???

Ugh! That's like thinking about how sexy certain other parts of a woman are and then talking about all the mechanics of childbirth. -only fine in terms of logic or bad humour given this context. Either way, neither is welcome. Eww!

But then they would sit on their eyes… And watch themselves crap… And what would farting be like???

Ugh! That's like thinking about how sexy certain other parts of a woman are and then talking about all the mechanics of childbirth. -only fine in terms of logic or bad humour given this context. Either way, neither is welcome. Eww!

Hahah! Wuv you too Oz. Incidentally, this is off topic, but when the HELL are you coming to one of the conferences here? C'mon mate, you know you want to meet and hang out with us, and have lots of pictures of all of us wearing awesome hats!

WingNutwhen the HELL are you coming to one of the conferences here? C'mon mate, you know you want to meet and hang out with us, and have lots of pictures of all of us wearing awesome hats!

Aw man… :( I want too. But It'll have to wait till next year sometime for when I've got more money and a passport…

Ok, women… Well I love the shape of forearms, also the curve of the neck, roundness of thighs, curve of the stomach. But mainly the shape of the bum. Especially when defined by a nice snug pair of denim jeans. :)