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Fri. 12/2/11 6:11pm
ADL:
The bad omen was when 2/3 of the way through senior year of college, I sat down to discuss my graduation requirements with the chair of my tiny major in my tiny school, and she called me by the name of another student two years my junior.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:12pm
G:
Spike is a bad omen all by himself.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:12pm
934:
alright who chose this topic? this is a cry for help

Fri. 12/2/11 6:13pm
Caryn:
Those broken headphones turned out to be a bad omen for Andy. They were soon followed by the discussion of topless Andy, making Andy uncomfortable. The topless Andy pic in turn is a bad omen for Andy for next June. So watch out then, Andy!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:13pm
pgw in mntclr:
relationship bad omen, circa 1997: the 1st time kissed my coworker (who i began dating thereafter) my beard scruff kinda messed up her chin. she had to the doctor; the injury had to be treated as a "dog bite".

Fri. 12/2/11 6:13pm
Daisy:
My soccer coach, since half the team was dressed in white, said "All the white people get to play first." It was awkward.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:15pm
Tommelise:
Most racist thing: "Qué pato", which translates into "How gay"; expect that "pato in Spanish is a insult.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:22pm
corduroy moccasins:
I was once late for school, and racing for another form of transport to get a lift, lo and behold, this evil lookin clown said 'HEY BOY! WANNA RIDE?' upon which I said, 'is that make up for real' to which he replied "HEY BOY - THIS PASTE DON'T PAY ITSELF" when which I realized some clowns play for real

Fri. 12/2/11 6:23pm
alberto:
watch it.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:24pm
florence vermont:
back to bad omen. At our wedding our song was suppose to be I Will by the Beatles. Dad assures us the band from NY would know it. Turns out Yesterday all my....was the only Beatles song they knew. Soooo....

Fri. 12/2/11 6:24pm
Danne D:
you should have a topic where people call in with stories about getting mistakenly arrested or nearly mistakenly arrested

Fri. 12/2/11 6:24pm
G:
The cops see EVERYTHING.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:24pm
hungovergirl:
Not really racist...but last nite i told a deaf / mute girl "listen to this song"

Fri. 12/2/11 6:24pm
Cris the Waiter:
"Please come to my office when you get a chance."

Fri. 12/2/11 6:24pm
Danne D:
idontknowhowtospeakclearly.com

Fri. 12/2/11 6:25pm
Carmichael:
I used a $10 at a drive-thru, grabbed my change, split and later noticed I got change for a $20. My girlfriend said, "karma's gonna get us."

Fri. 12/2/11 6:25pm
panaron:
"hold my beer, and watch this..."

Fri. 12/2/11 6:26pm
Danne D:
My friend and his wife walked out to "Bittersweet Symphony" when they were introduced at their wedding reception

Fri. 12/2/11 6:26pm
Carmichael:
"I saw this in a movie once."

Fri. 12/2/11 6:27pm
Cris the Waiter:
"It's the End of the World as we Know It" - REM

Fri. 12/2/11 6:27pm
Danne D:
For Andy's sake we can also include "Bad Funeral Songs"

Fri. 12/2/11 6:28pm
Ben Drinken:
I once had a landlord who was kind of an ass. One our tenants was a friend of mine who was from Nicaragua and we both had broken down vehicles in the parking lot. The landlord wanted everyone to get rid of the old vehicles. I got rid of mine right away. The land lord came by a few days later and thanked me for getting rid of my dead vehicle. He pointed over at my friend's vehicle and said " who knows when he is getting his out of here, but you know, everything with them is manana, manana!"

Fri. 12/2/11 6:29pm
sam hell:
The "how many people have you slept with" question is always a bad omen,

Fri. 12/2/11 6:30pm
coin:
It was a bad omen when my daughter's roommate went to the door late one night and the police were there. She left the room to put the dogs in her room and when she came back, the roommate and cops were gone! She couldn't find him until later the next day.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:30pm
Rich:
two in one: "I have a lot of _____ friends, but..."

Fri. 12/2/11 6:30pm
Tommelise:
Andy is on the racist comments train.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:30pm
pgw in mntclr:
just the nip

Fri. 12/2/11 6:30pm
Danne D:
I've only heard of Nip Bottles.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:30pm
g:
Nip = 7 oz beer

Fri. 12/2/11 6:31pm
Rabbi:
Andy can only multitask so much during the show -- after all, he's already got his hands full blowing off the sabbath every week!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:31pm
Danne D:
One of the more racist Bugs Bunny episodes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuMs5Trf9DU

Fri. 12/2/11 6:31pm
pgw in mntclr:
was that last accidentally racist caller from the 1930s?

Fri. 12/2/11 6:33pm
Danne D:
I remember when I was in High School I asked the cute girl working at the Great Adventure if here cool accent was "British" - turned out she was Irish. Both a bad omen and kinda accidentally racist.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:33pm
alberto:
nice rich!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:33pm
Dictionary:
nip = small bite or mouthful

nip = short for Nippon (Japan)

The two words have ZERO to do with each other. But people shouldn't let reality trump their own total ignorance and cruelly deprive them of a good vent.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:34pm
Joe:
One day in hebrew school I was telling my classmates about my camping trip the previous weekend. I had gotten a ton of bug bites, but as I was telling the story my tongue slipped and the wrong word came out. The bugs were chiggers...

Fri. 12/2/11 6:35pm
Cris the Waiter:
Frangry? You hear that from guys a lot??

Fri. 12/2/11 6:35pm
coin:
Talked to a devote Hindu who ran an Indian restaurant about his menu. I asked him if he served any beef dishes.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:37pm
Danne D:
I told a bunch of Polish jokes in front of the classwhen I was in school in 2nd grade once. (I'm 1/4 Polish). That would probably we a national news story nowadays

Fri. 12/2/11 6:37pm
Bart:
@coin: Just tell him don't have a cow, man!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:37pm
Danne D:
Vy does a psychologist care?

Fri. 12/2/11 6:37pm
Ben Drinken:
I was talking about an incident that happened one time involving a big black woman. I didn't mention when I was describing the event that the woman was a big middle aged black lady. Someone asked what the woman looked like. I said "you know, an MMM..HMMMM lady" referring to the way lots of black ladies say mmmm...hhhmmmm!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:39pm
Mike:
I pooped my pants once after a mean goulash.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:39pm
Psychologist:
A case zhtudy.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:40pm
Danne D:
I had a reverse case happen once. I was in the supermarket one time and this guy said to me "You're boy Bush" and I just went off on him.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:40pm
Elwyn:
Has Frangry started talking about exposing her body parts?

Fri. 12/2/11 6:40pm
Danne D:
(since he was assuming that a white male had to be Republican)

Fri. 12/2/11 6:40pm
Cris the Waiter:
I'm only in Hoboken. I can just come pick it up. And I SAID it was inaccurate! He's Dominican!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:40pm
Danne D:
Hi Stormtrooper Elwyn

Fri. 12/2/11 6:40pm
Tommelise:
A couple of months ago while staying in Secaucus an Egyptian lady asked me "Are you from Spain?" And I said "Oh, no! Thank God!" When I told her where I was from she said "Oh, I love Goya products!" Then I mumbled "Goya sucks as much as 'Ricans." Needless to say, the lady and her coworker looked at me in a strange manner because they thought I was staying there because the headquarters of the company are situated there. The next day on my way to Montreal the people on the bus were talking about beans. ...Terrible, terrible trip. I wish I could have taken it as a warning sign.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:41pm
coin:
‎#swearimnotaracist -- my pale ass at the gym late, in a crowd of black and latino guys, a dangerous latina saunters in and owns the room. As she strides by, a guy sees my MSU shorts and says "hey! go green!", I smile, and shout "go white!" as the music cuts out. Pretty lady shreds me with a gaping look, I blush, and we all live awkwardly ever after.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:41pm
Ben Drinken:
hey I never got my calendar from the 2009 marathon. or was it 2010?

Fri. 12/2/11 6:42pm
g:
Harvey Keitel calling your show is a bad omen.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:42pm
Danne D:
Hmmm maybe Psychologist needs to move from the seat to the couch. Oh wait, that would make them a psychiatrist.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:42pm
G:
Maybe you were wasted when it came, Ben. Search the whole house top to bottom.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:42pm
Tommelise:
O.K. Cupid = never is never OK.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:43pm
Danne D:
A psychologist is like Dr. Phil and stuff like that

Fri. 12/2/11 6:43pm
Danne D:
Frangry and this dude have the correct online dating plan - open place that both people are comfortable with.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:44pm
Ben Drinken:
yeah maybe I will discover the calendar 30 years from now and it will be worth a lot of baloney.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:55pm
Brass Knuckles:
There's also those inner thoughts you have that can be racist or prejudiced even though you kid yourself that you're a good person. I didn't stare at that black person or that Hasidic man sticking out like sore thumbs. I'm a better person.

Fri. 12/2/11 6:57pm
pgw in mntclr:
i've been to Scotch Plains a few times. not exactly a place that screams "home of Voodoo Child".

Fri. 12/2/11 6:58pm
g:
Ken is patrolling the border in his off time. Racist or bad omen?

Fri. 12/2/11 6:58pm
Ben Drinken:
I think every white guy clinches no mater how open he is to race when walking near an oncoming black guy. unless the black guy looks like James Earl Jones or Urkel (sp)

Fri. 12/2/11 6:58pm
scott9393:
Demonic omens should not be ignored!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:59pm
Cris the Waiter:
Our landlord killed us a goat!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:59pm
Danne D:
Have a good night Weirdos :)
:( I lost again :(
Take care! Love you guys. Have a good one!

Fri. 12/2/11 6:59pm
Cris the Waiter:
it was a housewarming gift!

Fri. 12/2/11 7:00pm
FRANGRY:
Bye Weirdos!

Fri. 12/2/11 7:00pm
Tommelise:
At least I was on the list.

Fri. 12/2/11 7:00pm
stinkbug:
BYE

Fri. 12/2/11 7:00pm
Acccountant:
Future winners can mail in their shorts for Frangry to 69 them and send them back. Authenticated and notarized.