So.... finally my story went up for the contest. It may not be your cup of tea. I hope you guys like it (as friends) but if you're not into it, I understand. Either way, whoever wants to vote for me would be much appreciated. (Vote by pressing 5 stars at the bottom. Doesn't hurt if you also favorite the story. It took a long time to get it up so I am way late in the game (contest opened 4 weeks ago)

subject matter might gross you out! but that's what I LOVE about lit. there's something for everyone and we're so accepting in the categories of everything, save for illegal stuff (like underage kids and animals)

subject matter might gross you out! but that's what I LOVE about lit. there's something for everyone and we're so accepting in the categories of everything, save for illegal stuff (like underage kids and animals)

I'd offer to kiss the ouchies away.. but holy fuck, I so dont have the time or energy for that!

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pardon me, my sense making abilities are inebriated at the moment.

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” ~Carlin

zyness please smack me until the blankness is filled with something other than nonsense...

I wanna write!!!

So, Ms Luna, would you like something along these lines?

Reaches over and takes hold of the back of Luna's neck, just below the skull, using some pressure to bend her at the hip, keeping her back straight, and more horizontal than vertical. The right hand then lands on her rear with a resounding crack. After a moment or two, Ms Luna is restored to a fully upright position.

Reaches over and takes hold of the back of Luna's neck, just below the skull, using some pressure to bend her at the hip, keeping her back straight, and more horizontal than vertical. The right hand then lands on her rear with a resounding crack. After a moment or two, Ms Luna is restored to a fully upright position.