The Magic SOB forum is for posts of story sequences that are frequently vignette-based. Put those here while actual battle reports can go in Reports From the Field.You must talk like James T. Kirk in this forum at all times. Leonard Nimoy is fine too.

"So... Piltogg... I suspect you have a good reason for pulling me away from my duties."

"Your bier can wait, my good Klaus. Come! Stand here. You need to see these."

"I know all about the pwnies, Piltogg. We've all seen the reports a hundred - "

"You have seen nothing! Watching pwnie war footage in your spare time is one thing... allying with these creatures is another. You already face war with Trattoria over this. If other nations start picking sides the Third Alliance could be split in two!"

"Do not worry. For now the Pwnies have just been engaging in small skirmishes with Vergilius Raskolnikov's empire, but their Princess has promised me that soon their full might will be unleashed upon the Britannian Empire. When our alliance comrades see the destructive potential of these pwnies, they will surely come around."

"We shall see."

To be continued... with some real action

Remus: Harry... I'm a werewolf.
Harry: Are you fucking serious?
Remus: Well yes, but I don't see how that applies here.

penises being analogous to the zerg is a pretty cool idea actually. But I'm unsure how it will work out in actual briks due to penises being either expensive or difficult to build depending on which version you use.

edit: an idea! That would work for my collection anyway, would be to have mlp penises as the commanding officers and to have the grunt forces of a pwny army be regular lego horses: which I have like 20 of easily.

piltogg wrote:edit: an idea! That would work for my collection anyway, would be to have mlp penises as the commanding officers and to have the grunt forces of a pwny army be regular lego horses: which I have like 20 of easily.