Monica Lewinsky & George Bush

Monica Samille Lewinsky (born July 23, 1973) is an American television personality, celebrity, fashion designer and former White House intern. George Bush Intercontinental Airport, is a Class B international airport in Houston, Texas--the United States fourth largest populated city, and serving the Houston–Sugar Land–Baytown metropolitan area, the fifth-largest metropolitan area in the United States.5.0/5

George Bush's other governor-son may run against Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's wife 4 President?. Is this the best the parties can offer?

04 Jun 2014 04:27

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student entered the fourth grade. The teacher said," Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:? 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar. The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.' She heard a loud whisper: 'F___the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.' At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.' Now furious ...

13 Feb 2014 03:33

Thanks for all the birthday wishes everyone! At 41, I've lived through the strange hair and clothing styles of the 70's. I survived acid rain and new Coke in the 80's. The Milli Vanilli/ lip sync scandal and the Monica Lewinsky / blue dress fiasco devastated my 90's. Y2K wasn't so bad and George Bush cheating death by a flying shoe pretty much rounded out the 00's. I even made it through the people telling me that the world would end on December 21, 2012. Well, I'm 41 years old and I'm still standing! Bring on another 41 years of human insanity and wackiness. I'm ready!

26 Jan 2014 17:37

To all the people who keep whining that Obama and his pals keep attacking George Bush: Rand Paul attacked Bill Clinton over Monica Lewinsky. At least Obama is going after crap that happened in THIS CENTURY.

21 Feb 2013 19:53

Hurricane Katrina is George Bush's Monica Lewinsky. The only difference is that thousands werent stranded in Monica Lewinsky's ***

17. Wesley Bolin, former governor of Arizona: "We'd like to avoid problems, because when we have problems, we can have troubles." 18. Senator Chris Dodd, while on the campaign trail: "Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again" Sen. Chris Dodd, on the campaign trail. 19. Jerry Brown, former governor of California, and current candidate for the same position: "The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs." 20. Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: "I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." 21. Bill Clinton: "I have never had sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. I've never had an affair with her." 22. Al Gore on zoology: "A zebra does not change its spots." 23. Rod Blagojevich, former governor of IL: "I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My fat ...

29 Oct 2012 03:37

What about that Romneyites? George Bush in a flight suit on an aircraft carrier claiming Mission Accomplished...well, the Prez accomplished that mission and we still have to do two things to accomplish ours 1. Re-elect President Obama 2. Indict, arrest, and convict George W. Bush of war crimes committed against the people of Iraq and lying to the American people...the distinction between Bill Clinton's lie and Bush's lies is larger than the Grand Canyon.nobody got killed and the debt didn't rise dramatically when President Clinton received oral favors Monica Lewinsky.

26 Oct 2012 01:34

The Presidential office is the highest in the land. It used to be the hallmark of excellence, truth and dignity. Every President throughout our country's history was charged with the responsibility of living up to the highest of these standards. Every spoken word and public act was weighed heavily by most Presidents because they knew that they could bring dishonor, disgrace and contempt to that office if they acted in anyway that was beneath these expectations. In other words they knew how important it was to be good stewards and exemplary representatives while accepting the trust of the good people of this nation. Presidents like Lincoln, Regan and George Bush Jr to name a few, I believe lived up to the calling and brought honor and respect to the office and this country. But there is now a trend that is troubling. A trend that minimalizes the importance of honor and integrity for those holding this office which brings dishonor to the United States. The first glimpse of this was when the Monica Lewinsky ...

19 Sep 2012 21:35

A short story by Jim. It all begins with a question I've heard a million times (at least it feels that way).What if Al Gore won the 2000 presidential campaign? It's fall of 1999 and Al Gore has just won the closest race for president in U.S history.Democrat's everywhere are ecstatic about the win.The Republicans have control of the house,but not the senate.In his first year President Gore with a booming economy attempts to pass massive regulations in effort to stop what he believes is global warming and other climate based legislation.The republican house much like with President Obama refuses to pass very much that President Gore proposes.He does manage to continue the deregulation towards banks that was started under President Clinton,just as George Bush did.Around the world who the U.S president is makes no difference.After President Clinton's admitted lying over Monica Lewinsky combined with the American people re-electing the same political party despite what had happened.The office of the president ...

13 Sep 2012 18:38

One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to *** where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in *** "No, George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant ag . ...

06 Sep 2012 14:52

I greatly admired Bill Clinton and his face lift, last night. He looked great and gave a speech like Mitt, but with a personality, energy, facts, honesty and integrity, as if those really mattered. I want him as president again, even if he has to dress up as Hillary, whose clothes typically have the zipper in the back and given past history, we know what a plus that would be. In fact, I'd like to make him American royalty, which is not such a stretch. Just a few years ago we had *** Cheney as the Prince of Darkness and George Bush the king and court jester at the same time. So, I want to propose a constitutional amendment to make Bill Clinton king because I believe that is what the framers would do. The picture framers anyway, since their business and the economy was good back then. He may have single handedly saved the cigar industry, but I digress. King Bill would whip the economy back into shape by blessing his portrait done in sea shells, bottle openers and Monica Lewinsky knock off dresses outs ...

31 Aug 2012 02:09

We heard about Monica Lewinsky... what and the *** was going on with George Bush?

11 Aug 2012 00:53

You see, in terms of our government, it is NOT that the government is too big, it is the COST of WAR placed on the CREDIT CARD that takes the biggest chunk of change! We had two George Bush for Presidents whose terms included three WARS. If we want to get our house in order and stop going to war, we better elect the party with the only modern day administration that created a national budget surplus ! Thanks to Bill Clinton I may ad. Just tap the side of your head to recollect what happened with the economy while everyone was fired up about Monica Lewinsky, than ask yourself how Clinton's fiscal record compared to the before and after Presidents of his administration. And while we are at it, stop listening these ridiculous notions of Obama not being American. Obama had 4 years as the commander and chief to turn over America to the Muslim Brotherhood and it hasn't happen yet, so STOP spreading the intentional lies by these stupid people who are driving the media buzz crazy and having you think and li ...

26 Jul 2012 14:16

Man last flight was in first class. Sitting nex to business exec wh is friends with George Bush and Colin Powell u know we quickly got into a political conversation he was saying thayt the moral shame began with the monica lewinsky scandalminds

24 Jul 2012 07:41

George Bush dies and goes to *** Lucifer tells Bush that *** is overcrowded and that he needs to send someone to heaven to make room for him. "I'll show you three rooms and you pick who you will switch with, ok?" asks Lucifer. In the first room JFK is being stretched on a medieval rack. "If you pick this room you will be on the rack for eternity." "That won't do," says Bush. In the next room Nixon is having his face ripped off by wild apes. "If you choose this room," says Lucifer, "you'll be mutilated by rabid monkeys forever." "That won't work either," says Bush. In the last room Bill Clinton is getting head from Monica Lewinsky for all time. Bush starts to jump up and down saying, "I'll take this one." "Are you sure," asks the devil. "Yea, Yea... that looks great." "Ok," says Lucifer, "Monica, you can go now."

21 Jun 2012 19:18

Here's a great Tom Lehrer quote: "The real issues I don't think most people touch. The Clinton jokes are all about Monica Lewinsky and all that stuff and not about the important things, like the fact that he wouldn't ban land mines... I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the problem: I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporize them."