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The Hunter Awesimsauce ISBI 1.3

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So to recap, last time we saw the birth of the first born kid of the ISBI, named Indigo, a cute little boy. Él decided to stay extra classy by getting the mail in her underwear. Drew decided that with numerous sims in the neighborhood by rikkulidea he would find one to get it on with, though when he tried the guy lusting for him, Brent Deline, he was rudely rebuffed. They moved into a new house and started a home business, which many customers though that Él was out of her mind, even though she claimed she wasn't. It got so bad that even the nanny they hired to help take care of the house was complaining about how nuts she was. Él almost had a miscarriage but managed to give birth to twin boys: Eggplant and Mulberry.

SO with all that being recapped, Drew makes his way into town, leaving the poor kids with Él, poor things.

At the Kiddie Castle, we run into Taylor Leippert who was a birthday gift to rikkulidea and just roams around the town

SO apparently drunk is also good for exhibitionism...seriously I think ACR needs to be turned down a lil bit. In front of IMHO, an old dude and the charleton.

Drew comes out of the room to be swooned over by almost everyone...except the lesbian townie that wanted DIAF way back when. But who's around...Ananke Randolph rikkulidea...but seeing as I have somewhat of an issue using the heirs, she might be useful in another way.

So my house was totally robbed and my husband didn't do anything.

That sucks, I'm sorry he's a lazy bastard.

Ooooh, this could be awesome!!! Yes i do have a particular person in mind.

WTF?! You gave me the damn papergirl. I hate you Ananke....better watch your back bitch!

Why isn't he talking to the girl i introduced him to?

Is he really on a date with that teenager?!

No Kelpie, he isn't on a date with her...but some stupid bitch tried to set him up on one.

So I heard that Nick Laurince got someone pregnant at HOOPLA the other day, isn't he like your cousin or something?

Does it really look like I care, why didn't you talk to the date i set you up on?

She was 15, I don't need to go to jail. Besides, I have a couple of kids at home.

Mmmm hello Adrenaline Mikelisryker (yes he got his last name from his creator.)

Back to the homestead we go, this nite out was a severe bust.

And we get to see Michael Charvat and Panther Fauna...

and Aphrodite Randolph. Haven't you whored up one family enough yet bitch?

So Él has decided to even piss off her best friends...namely Michael. At least she's not going after him even though they are idiots.

And the fail has finally passed onto the next generation. Poor Indigo just has no shot of being normal does he?

I mean lets take a look at who he has to look upto, his mother is narcoleptic even when she isn't pregnant.

Look I only gave you my number out of courtesy. I mean I really just couldn't think of a fake number. It was a fling, not gonna happen again.

After all who would wanna marry a guy when his house looks like crap. Can we please clean up this shit?

Stop looking at Bailey Lutzen simfinite like that Drew, shes forbidden and a teen. But at last we find out beautiful target arriving to the lot. Hello Athena Randolph. (other sim is Miranda Charvat-Moore)

So Bailey and Ball of Stink both decide to watch a bit of TV with Indigo a bit before his birthday.

Miranda catches a seat right as Indigo grows up....horribly...what did you expect? He wasn't trained at all.

Aren't I a brat blocking the TV on you? Leave now before I yell.

So good looking, how about you and me learn some math.

Whoa dude! Isn't that your kid that just had a birthday?

Well Ya, but my wife is mentally unstable...

..and I think i passed down to my kid.

I hate you dishwasher. You suck.

Um ya, mentally unbalanced is a check.

Ugggh really Él, you couldn't even try to make it to the bathroom?!

Really, you pee and now you go grubbing in the damn fridge...at least make something for your kid to eat.