Unpossible

I have it on pretty solid authority that something in the area of 95% of the attendees were packing heaters to the event, and yet despite what Paul Helmke and the Brady Bunch would have you believe, not a single person was shot. No firearms were brandished, and no one threatened anyone with a gun. Shockingly enough, the meeting was entirely peaceful, courteous, and polite – almost as if guns don’t turn people into violent neanderthals.