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Who needs his money? We're getting by okay.
Son, you gotta h...

Homer: Who needs his money? We're getting by okay.(Grampa crashes a Ute through the Simpsons' wall.)Grampa: Son, you gotta help me! I hit three people on the way over here, and I don't have any insurance! (Pause) So, how's my Ute?

(Homer daydreams about having his own recording studio)Homer: Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed buuuuuunnn... (drools)Guy: Homer, you're drooling on the mike again.(When we return to reality, Homer is still drooling)

Smithers: I have some sad news to report. A small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.(Audience gasps)Smithers: And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson!Homer: Are you ready to laugh?Man: That poor dog.