“Depressichauns.” Like leprechauns, but when you find or catch one, instead of gold or wishes you just get really depressing stories. I don’t get what the joke was supposed to be here either.

“Funny midget comic.” I don’t even see how this one is an idea. I also don’t know why I was on such a small-man-joke-kick at one point.

“Armadillo rehab.” This comic was about man who stumbles upon an AA-like meeting of Armadillos coping with drug addiction and freaks out and gets all nervous, because he was actually looking for a meeting of people who were struggling with being addicted to armadillos. I feel like this idea has a funny core, but was too convoluted/I was never skilled enough to make it work.

“Madame Bovary comic.” A little more esoteric than what I typically aim for with Lead Paint jokes, this was also a horrible idea because I never finished the book so I don’t really know why I thought I’d be able to write a joke about it.

“Dr. Butts, Penis Magician.” These were supposed to be separate characters. I think Dr. Butts eventually became Butt Cops, and Penis Magician got killed because I try to limit the number of penis jokes I write for the site. If I didn’t, I’m fairly sure we’d be renaming the site: “Penis Comics: Comics about Penises, Penises and Penises” within about four hours.

<3 Mike

Discussion (13) ¬

I think “Depressichauns” is a great idea.
Many people find a sick joy in seeing the sudden happiness of others deflate in a burning wreckage of quickening realization as what they thought would make them happy wasn’t what they had previously perceived.

Armadillo Rehab sounds like pure, undilluted, unfiltered awesome.
Furthermore, I just googled armadillos, and those things are really, really, cute.
So make that the pure quintessence of absolute awesome.