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The Religious Dictionary

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Africa:

God’s least favourite part of planet earth.

Apologetics:

A verbose way of saying “God did it”.

Finding a gap in scientific knowledge and declaring “God did it”.

The habit of following the word “therefore” with “God did it”.

Use of semantics and circular reasoning to reach the conclusion that “God did it”.

The uncanny ability to convince the less-informed that “we don’t know” actually means “God did it”.

God did it.

It was God.

Gawd

Atheism:

The faith-based ideology of believing in nothing and worshipping Satan simultaneously.

The act of eating babies.

AtheismPlus

1. The desire to be free from god, whilst retaining dogmatic nonsense and a holier than thou attitude.2. A group striving for a version of ‘equality’ which assumes people of god having nothing valuable to contribute regarding social justice, women’s rights, racism, homophobia and transphobia.3. Championing of Free Speech**The following are exceptions indicating which topics certain types of people (also known as other human beings) have no right to speak on.Racism: White peopleWomen’s Rights and Feminism: Man peopleLGBT rights: Straight and non-transgender people.The Moon: People who have never visited the moon.Cats:People who have never been a cat.

4. Diet Secularism

5. Fat Free Humanism

6. The act of hijacking the growing interest in an expanding ‘community’ to further your own divisive socio-political agenda.e.g., Justin Bieber is getting more popular. I’m a Belieber. Plus men and white people are silly. #BieberPlus

Christmas: The definite birthdate of white baby Jesus. Celebrated at the time by not one but three kings who danced around the tree while singing carols and kissed under the mistletoe. Jesus later enjoyed eternal life as Santa giving Christians sole rights on gift giving at this time of year.

The bit about Mohammed and images makes you look silly as it is only a small minority kf Muslims who believe that, Shia have pictures of him on their korans for instance. Also the quip about “religion of peace” implies that it is not, that it is a religion of war. They all are, onward christian solidiers etc etc. it shows rather an incipd Islamaphobia instead of atheist piss take. Good work though, made me smile.

“The bit about Mohammed and images makes you look silly as it is only a small minority kf Muslims who believe that”

Can you put a percentage, or numerical value on the “small minority” who believe this, then perhaps explain why those numbers are not a cause for concern?

“Shia have pictures of him on their korans for instance”

And I imagine this causes no conflict between Muslims at all?

“Also the quip about “religion of peace” implies that it is not, that it is a religion of war.”

No religion is a “religion of peace” and I object to Islamic propagandist use of the term. The unique and reactionary nature of Islam and its ability to cause almost global unrest due to the issues detailed is a perfect subject for satire in this manner.

And here we have it. The obligatory mention of “islamophobia” simply for criticising/mocking Islam in accordance with related events/documented facts.

I see no objection was made to my mockery of Jesus, or certain aspects of Christianity, yet Islam is afforded special privilege analogous to racism and homophobia. This is disingenuous and poorly argued in your comment.

umm what i dont get it, when did islam, or muslim, become a race? i have met muslims of a variety of races. also, if muslims can make fun of all the different religions in the world, then they should be able to take theirs being mocked…

“Hate-prayer” & “Hate-bless”: when a believer is losing an argument or simply refuses to continue a conversation, and instead tells you angrily that they will pray for you and/or god will bless you and they hope to avert your inevitable trip to hell.