It's weird to blog about how little you give a shit about something, but I'm going to make an exception in this case. And that's because I have a copy of Newsweek on my desk that has the headline at the top: PLUS: CAN KATE...

In a pure coincidence that is nonetheless pretty damn funny, the same day I put up a satirical bleg asking for the NY Times or some similar magazine to profile me, I got a request from the LA Times to do their week-long Dust Up column....