There is no song that makes me run harder or push myself more at the gym than Christina Aguilera’s “Fighter.” It’s my exercise anthem, and just one of a million great gym tracks by the petite popstar. But I’m not convinced the muscle heads that share the locker room smell much better than she does.

I don’t know if it’s the bleached-within-an-inch-of-its-life hair, her former “Dirrrty” persona or that omnipresent aggressive-on-the-eyes lipstick, but for some reason Christina’s never been high on my list of sniffable stars.

This feeling wouldn’t be a problem except for the fact that she just released her first American fragrance, Inspire.

Britney Spears’ Cheeto-free perfumes have made it quite clear that star scents rarely smell like the celebrity, so I am sure the perfume’s floral, fragrant notes are lovely. But shouldn’t the body behind the bottle have an aromatic air around them?

Charlize Theron, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce, Diddy, Gwen Stefani, the Beckhams – all people who I imagine smell amazing, and therefore assume the same of their products. X-tina, not so much.