The drones have returned to Hell and we can all come up for a breath of fresh air. As of today, Everyone is Number 2. You, me, even the guy that fixes the copier. You're all Number 2. The guy who telecommutes from home but actually hangs out at Starbucks? Number 2. Even the guy cleans out the latrines in the mountain hideout. Yes the guy who handles number two is now number 2.

Any questions, please see your supervisor. The only guy who isn't Number 2. Good luck finding that guy. Last time I saw him, he was at a Motel 6 in Islamabad.

Nickninja:Since so many were asking, the new al qaeda #1 is Ayman al-Zawahiri.

Looking at how Osama was set up, looks like having a single digit membership number in Al Qaeda farking sucks. I wonder if his porn collection is going to be better or worse than OBL's?

Also, I have to say, Obama's killing a fark load of these guys without invading any nations. I wonder if the neocons from the last bunch of administration stooges are shaking their heads and saying, "Dammit, why aren't we hemorrhaging lives and money doing this? It doesn't count unless you're ruining the nation."

Mercutio74:I wonder if the neocons from the last bunch of administration stooges are shaking their heads and saying, "Dammit, why aren't we hemorrhaging lives and money doing this? It doesn't count unless you're ruining the nation."

They can kind of understand it since there would be no money in it for Obama or his VP.

Mercutio74:I wonder if the neocons from the last bunch of administration stooges are shaking their heads and saying, "Dammit, why aren't we hemorrhaging lives and money doing this? It doesn't count unless you're ruining the nation."

No they are laughing and counting all the money they raped out of American taxpayers via blackwater, haliburton and many others.

Fuggin Bizzy:Mercutio74: I wonder if his porn collection is going to be better or worse than OBL's?

I'm not convinced OBL had a porn collection. That seemed like super-obvious propaganda.

I guess I just figured that OBL was a) human and b) very able to rationalize his own needs as somehow moral. Seriously, if you were holed up for a decade with no real interaction with the outside world, and you fancied your shiat didn't stink, you wouldn't have porn?

Mercutio74:Fuggin Bizzy: Mercutio74: I wonder if his porn collection is going to be better or worse than OBL's?

I'm not convinced OBL had a porn collection. That seemed like super-obvious propaganda.

I guess I just figured that OBL was a) human and b) very able to rationalize his own needs as somehow moral. Seriously, if you were holed up for a decade with no real interaction with the outside world, and you fancied your shiat didn't stink, you wouldn't have porn?

I have a porn collection and I haven't blown up a damn thing. If it was propaganda, seems like the most innocuous of types to me.

Singleballtheory:I have a porn collection and I haven't blown up a damn thing. If it was propaganda, seems like the most innocuous of types to me.

Well, yes... but because Osama played the role of uber-authoritarian Islamic freedom fighter, porn was a big no-no for him. Personally, I think anyone with the ability to lead an organization that large and authoritarian couldn't possibly be a true believer.