Here's How "Tasteful" and "Subtle" Sean Parker's Wedding Really Was

It's true, this wasn't a Game of Thrones wedding. It was a Game of Thrones, Lord of The Rings, Avatar crossover wedding. And it certainly wasn't "subtle." This brand new photo will either make you weep or gag.

The Parkers would like to remind you, once again, that the ceremony was not the $9 million spectacle you've read about in the "media." It was a $4.5 million spectacle. "We wanted the forest to speak for itself," Sean says "but we had to build the basic minimum features." What you see above is what passes for minimalism in Silicon Valley.