ESFJ: Do you need adopting? I’m going to run you through some psychoanalyzing first, to make sure you don’t hurt any of my family, but then I’ll take you in and make you call me mother.

ISFJ: Let’s all hide in the basement and protect ourselves, but I will subtly go sneak it food once in a while. Can’t let it starve.

INFJ: Cool! Can you tell me your life story so I can write a book about you and get attached to you and never let you go?

INFP: Tell me all about the worlds you’ve seen and conquered.

ENFP: Take me in your spaceship with you so I can see the worlds you’ve seen and conquered.

ENTJ: Take me with you in your spaceship so I can personally conquer the worlds you’ve seen.

ISTJ: You don’t exist. This is an illusion.

ESTJ: You don’t exist. This is an illusion. But, just in case, I’m going to try shooting you with this rifle a couple of times.

ENFJ: Can I help you find what you’re looking for on our planet? I know a lot of people in congress, at the grocery store, in the military, at the pet store, in D.C., at the bookstore… I know a lot of people.

ESFP: Can you kiss me so I can see what an alien smooch feels like?

ESTP: I want to just take one spin in the spaceship. How fast can it go?

ISTP: Don’t tell anyone we have this relationship. I have a reputation to uphold, and I don’t want to look soft.

INTP: When you die, I’d like to dissect you.

ENTP: Let’s just cut off an arm and dissect you now.

INTJ: Let’s plot to overthrow the earth’s government together.

ISFP: I will be depressed when you leave. Don’t leave me, and let’s try some sort of inter-galactic romance!
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6 thoughts on “How Each Myers-Briggs Type Would Respond to a Visit from an Alien”

So in other words ENFPs make perfect Doctor Who Companions? I can live with that. . .
My husband is an ISTJ but also REALLY likes guns, so he would probably respond like an ESTJ, if only to have an excuse to shoot something.