Alysia Montaño is a fast 800 meter runner. Alysia Montaño is the defending national champion in the 800 meters. Alysia Montaño always wears a flower in her hair. Alysia Montaño showed up yesterday to defend her national title, with a flower in her hair. Alysia Montaño also showed up eight months pregnant. Alysia Montaño ran a time that wouldn't win a high school meet, probably because she is eight months pregnant. Alysia Montaño gives zero fucks what her time was, probably because she is eight months pregnant, and she has a flower in her hair.