Even before the news that Barack Obama’s birth certificate was being released to the public, I wanted to write a piece on why Donald Trump’s potential candidacy for the GOP nomination was a joke at best and intentionally harmful to the conservative movement at worst. Now he’s claiming credit for Obama’s release of the birth certificate and says he’s “proud” and “honored”. Donald Trump, whose | Read More »

According to Vernon Coldwater, a spokesman from The Onion legal department, his employer can prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that the idea of awarding Obama the Peace Prize is the intellectual property of staff writers from the Onion political satire department, and that it was stolen by spies from Oslo.

Re: Sponsoring Letterman’s teenage rape “joke”. June 16, 2009 To whom it may Concern: I am the father of a large family, including four teenage daughters, two of whom are just the ages of Bristol and Willow Palin. I don’t watch Letterman any more, but of course I have heard and seen his latest remarks about the Palin family, including the disgusting new | Read More »

Below is Letterman’s second go at this. You be the judge. My comments follow after. [Dave Letterman] “All right, here – I’ve been thinking about this situation with Governor Palin and her family now for about a week – it was a week ago tonight, and maybe you know about it, maybe you don’t know about it. But there was a joke that I told, | Read More »

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days. The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge | Read More »

Now I understand why the Obama camp has sought to sequester ole Joe from the media and the public. Even when given soft-ball questions by the likes of Larry King, he can still find a way to same something …well…stupid. From the Politico, Politico-Vice President-elect Joe Biden is worried about the “exceedingly high expectations” the world community has for Barack Obama’s presidency. Correct me if | Read More »

Sorry for the poor quality of my diary, but let’s face it: right now a regular Joe’s diary has about the same chance of being read on Redstate as Bob Barr has of being elected President. I need to goose my stats! Just got this via email from a buddie: So, Sarah Palin’s advisors decide that it is time for her to meet a bunch | Read More »

Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Texan?Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be found by posing the followingquestion:You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner , locks eyes with you,screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.You are | Read More »

A Lesson on Human Nature I was talking to my neighbor’s little six-year-old girl the other day. I asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, ‘I want to be President!’ Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there and they beamed proudly. I said, ‘That’s wonderful! If you were President, what would be the first thing you | Read More »