Rachel Harris leans forward and reaches toward her face. When she come back up, one of her eyes has popped out of its socket.

Rachel Harris: Is it bad?

The shot cuts a still image of a woman with her eyes closed. Her eyelashes glow and black lines begin to sprout from her eyelashes uncontrollable, filling most of the screen. Text denoting the passing of weeks counts from Week 1 to Week 8 as this happens.

Andrea Savage: Women want their lashes long and full. Just like men want their penises long and fat. This is our penis pump, except, for eyelashes.

The shot cuts to Molly Sims. Her eyelashes are being blown everywhere by wind.

Molly Sims: I probably could have stopped at eight weeks.

A montage of short clips of Andrea Savage, Rachel Harris and Molly Sims is played.

Allison Janney (voiceover): If you want to be able to use your eyes for seeing, looking, or registering objects in front of you, Lashisse may not be for you.

The shot cuts to Rachel Harris with her eye still hanging out of its socket.

Rachel Harris: There are some minor side effects. My eyes used to be blue and I had two of them.

The shot cuts to Rachel Harris, Molly Sims and Andrea Savage dancing.

Allison Janney (voiceover): Only use Lashisse under strict doctor care.

The shot cuts to Andrea Savage. There is a sound like small animal and Andrea Harris pulls something away from her face and drops it. The shot cuts to a piece of eyelash that begins to crawl away on its own.

Andrea Savage: OK, that came off of my eye.

The shot cuts to Molly Sims, blinking rapidly. Another montage of Andrea Savage, Molly Sims, and Rachel Harris is played.

Rachel Harris remove her hand from face to reveal that her remaining good eye has popped out of her head completely. Rachel Harris, Andrea Savage and Molly Sims all begin screaming hysterically. Andrea Savage crawls around on the floor looking for the eye. The eye is shown staring at the camera, several feet away from where they are all standing and looking.

Allison Janney (voiceover): Lashisse may also cause loss of eyesight, loss of eyelid density or loss of eyes.

Rachel Harris starts to fall over and is caught by Andrea Savage and Molly Sims.

The website address www.whyaremyeyesbleeding.com appears at the bottom of the screen. The shot cuts to Andrea Savage, Rachel Harris and Molly Sims standing together. The shot then cuts to the living eyelash crawling away away on the floor and the animal noise is heard again.