Adam Lambert Admits He's Dating A Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader

SAN DIEGO - American Idol's call in vote runnerup, but Electoral College vote winner, Adam Lambert confided to TV personality blogger Perez Hilton that he has in fact been secretly dating a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.

The beautiful hazel-eyed blonde, Leslie Leigh Halifax is a native of Dime Box, Texas, She is a 21-year-old senior at Davy Crockett University in Texarkana.

Leslie who is majoring in Early Ukranian Shadow Puppetry with a minor in Philosophical Biological Clocking as a Statistical Art Form is 5 foot 6. She weights 116, and her measurments are 38-24-36.

Leslie says that her favorite player is Tony Romo. Her favorite food is talapiaburgers. Her favorite expression is "okay," and her favorite position is "The Cowgirl" (but of course).

Adam and Leslie first met when she knocked on his hotel room door right before The American Idol finale show. When he answered the door he was wearing his regulation American Idol briefs.

Leslie asked him if she could have his autograph and then she asked him if she could borrow his black fingernail polish.

Adam asked her in. He signed an 8 by 10 glossy of himself for her, and he gave her a bottle of black fingernail polish as a souvenir.

She called him up the next day and she invited him to go and see the movie Australia with Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman.

Adam loved it. Afterwards he said that the four of them drove in Nicole's SUV and had dinner at the most famous Czechoslovakian restaurant outside of Czechoslovakia The Pompezni Svestka (The Pompous Plum).

Adam was asked if there is a possibility that wedding bells may be ringing in his and Leslie's near future. He smiled shook his head no and added that for now Leslie has agreed to accept the role of his number one confidante and groupie.

He added that he wants to stay perfectly focused and make a decision on whether he wants to go out on his own or become the lead singer for Queen, Kiss, Led Zeppelin, or The Rolling Stones.

SIDENOTE: Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger is 65. He has hinted that he may be hanging up his Shure Microphone this year. Mick recently told Katie Couric of CBS News that on their last concert tour he just could not seem to get no satisfaction.

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