In a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself. “I’m a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life,” said Trump, adding that he lives an empty existence, and that he is nothing more than a corporate shill, as well as a failed husband, father, and human being. “I am the piece of shit you stepped in on your way to work. I am the vomit that hurls out of your mouth when you are sick. I want to kill myself very badly. Thank you.” Trump then slit his throat from ear to ear.

This entire video pretty much boils down to “Release your transcripts Mr. President or I WILL MURDER THESE PUPPIES! BWAHAHAHAHAHA” then the shower clog masquerading as Donald Trump’s hair just kind of falls off.

For those wondering, by the way, Trump is doing this because currently it’s a far right lunatic meme that Obama could not have possibly gotten through college, so he got a free pass because he’s black and affirmative action and WOMP WOMP.

Not sure how this is a game changer. On the funnier side of things, seeing how Trump continues to do this crap, one day, if he ever uncovers a truth that backs every lunatic’s wettest dreams about Barrack Obama, nobody is going to believe a word he says. And that’ll be turned into a new story called, “the man who never heard of ‘the boy who cried wolf’ cries Islamic birthing homosexual”. It’ll be an instant classic.

lol, I haven’t heard anyone asking for these documents from Obama until now… but I’d sure be interested to see if Romney’s tax returns show whether or not he took the amnesty deal? hell, let’s look at Donald Trump’s too for that time frame.