The raw power on display here is impressive. Not as impressive as the debilitating case of vertical video syndrome suffered by the camera holder — he had nearly a minute to figure it out and turn the damn thing sideways! — but impressive nonetheless.

According to the Daily Dot, the semi-trailer truck in the video below — along with the boxes of trail mix it’s lugging — is stuck on a railroad near California’s Route 99. Meanwhile, the train that comes barreling into (and slices right through) the 18-wheeler is lugging Stryker armored personnel carriers. In other words: CHOO CHOO! THE HIPPIES LOSE AGAIN.

“Instead of taking video I could use this cellular phone to call 911 and alert them of the impending disaster and potential injuries, but then how would I get those sweet, sweet YouTube hits??” (yes it’s possible that he called 911 before taking the video but somehow I doubt it)