Hi guys! I need to stop being such a stranger on this site. Hope you're all well. What's been cracka-lackin' with y'all? I'm in a great mood right now because I went out with a really pretty girl on Saturday and kissed her right on the face. It was swell.

Hi Sybren - you seem to have stopped posting around when I started posting; what's up with that, huh? (hope you get to see the pretty girl again!)

On the subject of hair: I'm trying to grow mine out right now, but the split ends... I'm having a really hard time dealing with that. Eventually I'm just going to say "screw it" and get a pixie cut, but I'm not nearly brave enough yet.

I have to do some BS government-regulated customer servce traning thing today. I really thought I was done with this when I moved from the store to the office, but apparently since I fill in for my coworker in the sales office once a month, I'm not off the hook. This stuff doesn't even apply to us since we're not open to the public >_>

Being unemployed and home schooled sucks. My mind wanders.... my mind is an absolutely horrifying place.

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By getting just a little closer to you, I think I could find it out
Just so these days would never ever have to end without a doubt
Ringing in a tone that slowly died and never will restart again
And all at once, I know everything is gone

I need to get a gift for a four-year-old girl with the attitude of an exceptionally world-weary 25-year-old. I need it by Sunday. No, I don't want to set foot in a Toys 'R' Us. Yes, I have Amazon Prime. WHAT DO.

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Originally Posted by MaiSheri

On the subject of hair: I'm trying to grow mine out right now, but the split ends... I'm having a really hard time dealing with that. Eventually I'm just going to say "screw it" and get a pixie cut, but I'm not nearly brave enough yet.

My hair is at a really awkward stage of growth where the only thing I can do is put it in a ponytail because absolutely everything else I try to do looks wretched. My split ends are out of control. I need a haircut so bad but hate going to get them. I would also like to just get a cute pixie cut, but
a) it would look terrible on me, and
b) it requires a lot of upkeep, and anything that keeps me out of the salon as long as possible is my friend.

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My hair is at a really awkward stage of growth where the only thing I can do is put it in a ponytail because absolutely everything else I try to do looks wretched. My split ends are out of control. I need a haircut so bad but hate going to get them. I would also like to just get a cute pixie cut, but
a) it would look terrible on me, and
b) it requires a lot of upkeep, and anything that keeps me out of the salon as long as possible is my friend.

I disagree with a. I think it would look cute. However, b is true. I also need a haircut.

Once upon an evening dreary, while I lurked weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten posts,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a bitching,
As of some one gently pitching, bitching at my chamber door.
`'Tis JasonTerror,' I muttered, `bitching at my chamber door -
Only this, and nothing more.'

So I'm looking at books for children, scrollin' my way through, and I see George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire, and I get REALLY EXCITED that this is some sort of illustrated version for toddlers. It turned out to be a calendar that had gotten listed in the wrong section. I was so disappointed.

Meanwhile, I have been dealing with this student who needed some help with her immunization records. She's been nice but really needy and kind of a pain in the butt, and I when I saw that she'd emailed me for like the thousandth time I was about to get irritated, but then I saw she'd written "Thank you so much, you and [NURSE] are so helpful. I wish everyone at [COLLEGE] could be like the two of you."

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"And we are all told from the moment we open our eyes, that everyone is entitled to his or her opinion. Well, thatís horsepuckey, of course. We are not entitled to our opinions; we are entitled to our informed opinions. Without research, without background, without understanding, itís nothing. Itís just bibble-babble. Itís like a fart in a wind tunnel, folks." --Harlan Ellison

Hi guys! I need to stop being such a stranger on this site. Hope you're all well. What's been cracka-lackin' with y'all? I'm in a great mood right now because I went out with a really pretty girl on Saturday and kissed her right on the face. It was swell.

Yo, the face is a good place to kiss people. Good job on that.

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Originally Posted by fullbleed

The best kind of hair cuts involve shaving random parts of your head.

I'm currently working on a slicked back undercut style.

Huh, may have to grow what I can out on top and swagger-jack that style.

In B4 someone complains about me using the phrase "Swagger-Jack".

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Originally Posted by OtakuSpark

Being unemployed and home schooled sucks. My mind wanders.... my mind is an absolutely horrifying place.

We know, we've seen the results. No more MLPokemon.

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Originally Posted by UsakoLuna

Why are people bringing up 7 month dead threads?

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Originally Posted by BlondieSundae

Cuz stupid

Why do ppl post on those revived said threads, keeping it going, while complaining about it? Y'ALL GULITY OF THAT (myself included, but I did it to ensure the snark levels were good)!

"I think that a huge problem is people who read comics and don't understand the point of superheroes, which is to be the best version of yourself. You love Captain America? Well, you know what Captain America would never do? Go online anonymously and shit on a girl for having an opinion." -Brian Michael Bendis

Your mom should be taking you to a physical doctor because a constant headache followed by all that other shit sounds like it could be very serious. There's literally a big list of things that could be causing all of those symptoms and you should be taken in to a physical doctor. Like. Now.

She said she might take me to the doctor after she gets from work if I don't feel better by then. Spoiler: I don't. Anyways, I'll get her to take me to a doc. Being sick is no fun. ._.