Which 52-Year-Old Reality Show Hunk Showed Off His Meat Platter?

We Can Hold That For You, Sir

Yowza! A reality show host with the most defined chesticles posted this nearly nude photo on November 13, 2013, and we nearly had a heart attack — and not because of the giant plate of bacon he’s carrying.

We don’t know what exactly led to this beautiful picture, but we’d fight a dozen strangers on an island for a chance to be the recipient of that beautiful breakfast tray. “Taking it all off tomorrow night on two and a half men!” the gorgeous guy captioned this shot.

We’d say “break a leg,” but with so many years on the small screen under this guy’s, er, belt, we have no doubt he’ll be a perfect pro on his guest starring gig. Do you know which fella ignited our torches with this steamy shot? Click through to find out if you’re right!