Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Kip Wells is a gay name

The Mets defense was great Sunday night. The stache had a HUGE play. Reyes was on point. Moistened Aloe had a terrific catch in left and Carlos Belty Belt's arm is a fucking bazooka (not like a breast, like a rocket launcher).

In short we kicked ass. Unlike the Slut Louis Cardin-a-holes. Nice catch at the warning track So Tagaychi. That was was a great Endy Chavez impression... NOT.

Ruh-Roh. You make a bad pray!

You know who else kicks ass? Down. I just saw them play last night and they were fucking rockin like Moroccans. Check it out.

You know who couldn't be in this metal super group? Anyone on the Braves. Not in a band with 2 ex members of Pantera and Pepper Keenen of Corrosion of Conformity on lead guitar. I don't think so Braves. Nice try. Pussies.