Best Sex Tips And Positions

12 kinky quickies

12 kinky quickies

“It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover.” – Marge Piercy

A recent study found that couples who engage in a little kink are happier in their relationships. No “red room”? Try these!

1. Try some invisible bondage. You don’t need tools to bind each other. Have her command you to hold a position (“Put your arms above your head and don’t dare move them”). Or push her arms behind her back and tell her to keep them there – or else. Use your dirty imagination to decide what the consequences will be for any disobedience.

2. Keep oh-so quiet. Not being “allowed” to make any noise can be a huge turn-on. Have her stuff her G-string or your tie into your mouth, then do dirty, dirty things to you until you’re digging your nails into your palms to keep from ripping that gag out.

3. Make the most of your lunch break. Meet her for a mid-workday roll in the hay. First, raid the supply closet: snag a ruler (to spank one another with) and a texta (to grade your performance with). She could be your demanding boss (or vice versa), and write an A+ on your thigh after you attend to her executive needs.

4. Set a record. We aren’t all orgasm sprinters. Challenge your partner that you can get her off in record time (using a vibrator). Or even try the following competition: you both get to use your own tricks to make yourselves orgasm. Make a deal that if she comes before you do, you will be her sex slave for a week.

5. Wear your kink on your sleeve. If it is going to be quick and dirty, be creative with belts, scarves, and tights (just be prepared to warn your partner that her tights don’t make it back to her drawer in one piece). Use her scarf to bind her wrists and give her your belt to thwack your butt when you’re being bad. Or you could always rip off her tights the second she comes home from work, then do it right there against the door, with her skirt hiked up around her waist.

6. Use the tools of another trade. A spatula can be used to swat her bum, while a hairbrush used to stroke her thighs can tap into that pain/pleasure thing kink is all about. Even a vibrating app on your phone can turn your mobile into a toy to press against either her lady bits or your cojones. The key to kink is getting creative with your arsenal.

7. Be dirty while getting clean. Enjoying a shower together? Have her bend over, aiming the showerhead at her hotspot while you do your thing from behind. Or slick your fingers with shower gel and give her a good clean…

8. Take it outside. Doing the deed in a semi-public place is a huge risk… thereby doubling the wattage of your rendezvous. Sure, there could be negative consequences (like being arrested), so your best bet to pulling it off is to keep your clothes on (she could wear a skirt but no undies), and do it in a place you’ll hear someone coming. A stairwell is perfect – the footsteps on the stairs will tip you off.

9. Get freaky and festive. If party season is upon you, no wonder kink – along with love, supercharged sex drives and loose morals – is in the air. Use the excuse of a dress-up party (oh, the masks! The mystery!) to experiment and indulge in a bit of tole-playing fun. Whether you’re going as a sassy cop or a passion-fueled vampire, spend a few breathless minutes with your crim, prey, victim – whatever you want to call your partner; even if it means you arrive orgasmically – I mean fashionably – late.

10. Evoke her blind ambition. You wake up with three minutes to spare before your alarm rings. Rip off the t-shirt you slept in and tie it over her eyes. Spin a fantasy using nothing but your words. I will get you started: “All the neighbors are crowded around the windows right now, watching us…”

11. Rev your engine. When you take her out for a fancy occasion, park the car at the most underground point in the garage. Then have her straddle you while you’re buckled up (and still at her mercy), and have her show you just how much she appreciates your romantic gesture.

12. Master the multitask. When you’re in the bathroom getting ready to go out, lift her robe while she leans forward with her elbows on the sink. She now can contour her eyes as you enter her from behind (not ideal for liquid liner!).

Have a kinky week,

Gabrielle Moore

P.S. If you have different ideas of kinky things to do together with your partner, don’t hesitate to share them with the rest of us.