Thanks to her Instagram , we've learned that Anastasia Ashley will be in the 2014 SI Swimsuit Issue. Like, soooo, where is her butt? I'm not seeing her butt. Disappointed in the lack of butt.

Cats outta the bag!! Pick up that #siswim50 issue for sports illustrated!! So blessed to be a part of this issue.

Anastasia is very cool and sweet chick, and after talking with her a few times, I've learned that her butt isn't really the most interesting thing about her. It's the fourth. Okay, maybe third. A close second. Anway, Sports Illustrated missed on an opportunity here. I, of course, and speaking about her butt.