I love a good massage, so there’s no way I could resist the Contour I & Beyond Euphoric Sensory Set. I may not be able to afford some of the high end products that Jimmy Jane puts out, but I know they always put out amazing products.

This massage kit contains two items: a ceramic massager, and a tube of Beyond Euphoric Massaging Lotion. I love that they’ve paired these two items together, because it makes for a really nice gift for someone special.

First up, I’ll talk about the massager, because I was really surprised by how much we both liked it! A couple of years ago, I bought one of those plastic massagers as a last minute stocking stuffer, and we both thought it was horrible. When I took this ceramic wand out the box and rolled it down my girl’s back she immediately melted. It was fantastic! We’re big into back rubs, and other hands on activities, so this is a blessing. Let’s face it, some days you’re just too tired to really work out your lover’s kinks, but this tool makes it so much easier!

While I loved the massager, the real reason I picked up this kit was the massage lotion. I really wanted a high quality cream I could feel safe using. I mean, who can relax if they’re thinking about tons of chemicals seeping into their pores! Beyond Euphoric is paraben-free, glycerin-free, and doesn’t contain any synthetic phrases. If you’re a fan of puppies, you’ll be glad to hear that Jimmy Jane doesn’t test its products on animals either! This lotion is basically a hippie’s wet dream!

On top of being thoughtfully produced, it feels really great when applied. It left my skin feeling insanely soft, and with a light fragrance that was pleasant without overwhelming everyone within 15 feet of me. Even if I’m just rubbing it into my hands, at the end of a foot rub, I find myself pleased with how my hands feel!

I really love this massage cream, and think it’s a really nice way to end a long day. A quick five-minute rub down before turning off the lights is my second favorite way to end the day, if you catch my drift! While I still reach for a bottle of something a little more slick, when I’m planning a long romantic massage, this is an amazing product to have on your nightstand.

Overall, this is a really great kit that I have no qualms about suggesting. It is a bit pricey, so keep in mind that you can purchase the lotion without the massager if you’re interested in saving some money. Jimmy Jane also makes a Warming and Cooling Lotion, which I personally can not wait to get my hands on!

Follow-up commentaryI still like it24 days after original review

We've started using the lotion almost every day. Sometimes for a long massage, sometimes for a quick foot rub after work. It's fantastic and I highly recommend it.

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Hmm... paraben free and glycerin free; sounds like something that will work for us then. I'm just curious-- does this set come in a box or anything that might be nice for gift giving? Looks like it could be something some of our friends might enjoy at Christmas time too.

07/17/2009

ThePornLibrarian

It does come in a box, which is classy, but no packaged as a gift... if that makes sense. There's no bow, but it's packaged together and would be appropriate to give as a gift, in my opinion.

07/18/2009

ScottA

I'm sensitive to parabens and I can second that I have no problems with the Euphoric, even when it gets on mucous membranes.

I was surprised at how well the Contor 1 retains heat and cold, given how light it is. It's a very nice massage tool.