They may be beautiful and smart, but some celeb moms are also totally annoying when they talk about giving birth, whether they’re insisting their way is the “right” way to have a baby or bragging about delivering their child in couture clothes. For fun, we’ve created a scale to rate seven “gems”:

Eye roll: You’re a little annoying, but forgivable.

Shut out: We’re taking a break from those tabloid articles about you…but it’s probably not permanent.

Unfollow: As in we’re not even fans on Twitter or Instagram anymore. Yep, it’s gotten that’s serious.

Meredith Gordon is a recovered actress and stand-up comic who has always been a "glass is half annoying" kind of girl. She write movies, blogs, and ad copy and you can find her inner-most snarky thoughts at Bad Sandy. She is married to the world's most stylish straight man and they raise their children in Los Angeles.