No one ever goes down that little side lane, it leads nowhere – see ‘Cul de Sac’.

There are a host of other things in this house to make any reasonable person fume. For exampe: the council provides 4 big wheelie bins, very clearly marked with what they are for and colour coded too. I’m forever fishing things out and replacing them in the appropriate bin. How easy does it have to be, for heaven’s sake?

Oh yes, there are pockets of sexism, racism and homophobia too. I fucking hate living here and I am stuck stuck stuck.