A social gathering, in which people of relatively the same age group(most commonly), get together and participate in derogatory actions such as drinking in excess, use of illegal narcotics, and unprotected sex, usually throughout the night. Consiquences of such profane acts may result in projectile vomitting, admission to the emergency room, potentially parenting a child, the clap, an unbearable rash and a wonderful fucking time.

I snorted copious amounts of unknown powders off of that prostitutes buttcheeks lastnight at that party, despite awaking to a horrible rash on my genitalia, i had a great time

2. Something that I will never get invited to, or any social gathering with other teenagers.

3. Things I do when all of my friends are out having fun and I'm not. Typically on Friday and Saturday nights:

1. Sit at home all night
2. Play Xbox live
3. If none of my friends are online (99% chance there not) play alone
4. Sit on the computer
5. Re-do my myspace layout
6. Look at people's pictures, wishing I was with them having fun
7. Watch T.V.
8. Do homework for my Honor classes
9. Go to bed at 10 pm. I text one of my friends: they ask "whats up?", I tell them "I'm in bed", they say "=Its early! sux you didn't get invited", I say "I know, I never get invited anywhere", and then they say "Oh well I'm having a great time at Lauren's party, gtg ttyl!"

1. Guy: Dude you want to go down to Jupiter!
Guy 2: Yeah! I heard that you get all the free alcohol, sex and pot you want!

2. Jack and Chris are in the hallway talking:

Jack: "Hey Chris did you get invited to Sharon's party this weekend?!"
Chris: "Not yet dude I hard everyone's going and its going to be the best party of the year"
Jack: "Yeah I know! She can only have about 75 people at her house though, so she is inviting those who she went to Middle school with."
Chris: "I heard about that, I was good friends with her, but since she is in the academy here at haven't seen her, maybe every once in awhile."
Jack: " Don't sweat it bro! She will invite you!

4 days later....

Jack, Chris, Louis, and Danny are leaving school

Louis: "HOLY SHIT! I never thought the day would end!"
Jack: "I know man, oh shit tonight is Sharon's big party!"
Danny: "I know dude! Are you all invited!?"
Jack: "Yeah!"
Louis: "YES!
Chris: "No, I thought she was going to ask me but I haven't seen her."
Jack, Louis, Danny: "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Chris: "Well actually I talked to her on Monday. She told me that she was looking for all you guys and I asked why, she then said because she is having a party at her house and wanted to know where you guys were, because she wanted to invite you guys."
Louis: "And she didn't invite you!"
Chris: "I guess not"
Jack: "Dude I'm sorry, that totally blows."
Danny: "Hey dude I need to get home, do you guys need a ride?"
Jack: "Yeah can you Louis and me drive to my house?"
Danny: "Yeah sure, hey Chris do you need a ride?"
Chris: "You know what my mom said, I can't get into a car with anyone, I have to wait here for her to pick me up, so I have to wait another 20 minutes."
Danny: "Whatever dude, text any of us later"

Jack, Louis, Danny drove off leaving Chris.

That Night...

Chris never got a call from Sharon about the party, sh he just concluded that he will spend another Friday night at his house. This was a record breaking 14th Friday night he hasn't gone anywhere. He plays a little Xbox 360 then goes online. He sees that no one is on Myspace nor AIM. All of his friend's away messages read: "SHARON'S PARTY@!!!", "getting ready! dinner with the girls then sharon's party!", "this is a party i just can't miss, i pity the losers who couldn't get an invite!" Turning off his computer, Chris was felt depressed, so at 9:54 pm he decides to hit the sack. After to listening to a few songs Chris decides to text Jack.

Chris: Hey dude
Jack: Hey bro@! good to hear from you
Chris: Yeah I know, how is the party?
Jack: OMG its fucking off the hook!
Chris: I would imagine
Jack: Yeah i know! haha oh shit! Louis is hooking up with Mary!!
Chris: WHAT! goddamnit I was going to ask her if Sharon invited me! We have been flirting for the past month and I heard that she likes me!
Jack: Well i guess she likes Louis dude
Chris: Thats so gay, dude I don't feel good
Jack: sorry dude, I have to go Sharon wants to dance with me!
Chris: Hope you have fun
Jack: I told everyone you said hi
Chris: Really? :)
Jack: But everyone didn't know who you were so they just said fuck him, oh well. I will ttyl Sharon wants to dance!

Monday....

Everyone at school was talking about Sharon's party. Soon after that a lot of people had parties, not to Chris's surprise, everyone except him never got invited.