Break them down to conferences have the girls go head to head. On Sunday, we could vote on which girl we think is the best. We could give bonuses to girls from the SEC and take points from girls who aren't from the annointed conferences. At the end of the season, the girls could go to bowls. Then we could have computers figure out the best one.

The helmet is to protect her head when she falls down, which she does a lot. Running around a cornfield with your pants unbuttoned and your hands in your shirt (or underwear) increases your chances of an agricultural accident: tripping for instance.

Nebraskans usually have a sign posted at each cornfield stating the dangers of this behavior.

This may be a public service poster pushing their new cornfield helmet law.

Well......not that I get enjoyment out of looking at "hot chicks" but I must say.........if I was a guy, I certainly wouldn't notice the helmet......afterall, there certainly seems to be plenty of (however not overly endowed) other things to look at. ;o)

Oh, and be sure to let me know if you are having a contest......you bet your bottom dollar I will be submitting my photo.......(tongue in cheek)

And another thing, SiC. There's nothing wrong with noticing what's planted in the field. Like me, I'm sure you spent a good portion of your youth scouting places where you could sneak off with girls like that.

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