Here Is a World Cup Penis (NSFW)

Thanks to Deadspin's devotion to World Cup perviness, the world now has a GIF of the first 2014 World Cup Penis bouncing gloriously about. Yes, it is, disappointingly, wrapped. But frankly these guys should have more testicle protection than this penis 'do rag. Where art thou nut cups? I don't know, maybe I'm missing something. What is soccer? Anyway, enjoy:

And in this moment, let us never forget the time Cristiano Ronaldo felt a little confused during soccer practice: