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Tuesday, June 3, 2014

IT's I, Lili of Lili-Land, Princess of all Lili-Land, Ruler of the Yard, Bestower of Dog Bones.

Derek, My BFF, and Meeko, he's a cat, tried to watch Game of Thrones but frankly we're totally lost. We have no idea what is remotely going on in this series.

Meeko kept saying, "Where are the dragons. I wanna see the dragons." I guess they spent most of the budget on flying the cast to distant locations.

Derek pointed out that most of the characters could use a good old fashioned bath. "All that greasy hair is starting to bother me," he said.

Anyway, we know it's a big hit but if someone could send us some kind of character guide, maybe that would help. Either that or we'll just stick to reruns of Bewitched.

Here is a recent episode of the The Green Monkeys with ME, Lili. I should be getting royalties from the two that write this, so I have to call my lawyer, Mr. Slimy Ratso. He'll take care of this problem.