As if we even needed confirmation that the accusations Michael Jackson's former bodyguard spewed to the press were completely fabricated…we've got it.

Randy Jackson, the brother Matt Fiddes claims MJ ordered to be shot, is calling the story "absolutely absurd."

According to Fiddes, who has been selling cray cray stories about the King of Pop to The Sun for years, Randy would know! This is the story he told sources:

"Michael ordered him to be shot… Randy was so scared he got on the phone and threatened to call the Press. He told the bodyguards, 'If you shoot me the whole world will know about it. [Michael] was out of mind on drugs and luckily Randy was OK."

Hmm…right. Randy wants everyone to know that "there's no way in the world that this actually happened."

The Jackson family would sue the guy spreading these ridiculous lies, but Randy believes "it's a non-issue." Instead, they are just going to ignore him.

Now if only the tabloids buying this guy's crap would start to ignore him too!

I met Fiddes when I was in primary school, he came do do a martial arts demo and open a fete. Everyone in my county used to think he was a douche and said he beat up his girlfriend and his dog. Allegedly!