There is a monkey in the Bar
Pacific v
Potters Bar
at
Dame Alice Owens
Mon 31 May 2010 at 1pm
Lost 20 runs
FMS Shield fixture

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

Pacific lost by twenty runs after being outplayed by a youthful Potters Bar.