So this is why all the great developers have reverted to making severely dumbed down console games.

{Reminds me of this time when I was visiting my friends' game store, back when Gran Turismo II had recently released. Anyway, some yank came storming back in demanding he wanted a refund because the game sucked and was too hard. Then went to the shelf and picked up Dukes of Hazzard and was like, now this is a racing game, bought it and left. Never saw him again…}