The Steelers QB has not one but four albums to his name, including "Terry Bradshaw Sings Christmas Songs for the Whole World" (we certainly hope not). Boasting mournful warbling that rivals Johnny Mathis, Terry stutters his way through this country classic. Now this should be the theme song of Fox NFL Sunday.

The gold standard in bad athlete songs. Prime Time basically steals Biggie's "Mo Money Mo Problems" and adds his own flavor ... which is mostly looking at himself in a mirror and wearing outrageous suits. He gets extra points for sounding like he popped two Ambien before stepping into the recording studio.

It was a toss-up between Spurs star Tony Parker's club hit (no, seriously, check out the French charts from about five years ago) Balance Toi and this song, Premier Love. The edge went to this tender(?) love ballad, because it strays from the usual athlete-rap genre. Some of the bloom comes off the rose if it's about Eva Longoria though.

This is the song that should be played during police interrogations. I lasted about five seconds before turning it off. Imagine listening to it over and over and over. Say goodbye to your sanity, hardened criminals.

Former Boston Red Sox pitcher Bronson Arroyo released the album "Covering the Bases" in 2005, seemingly believing the world needed acoustic covers of the Foo Fighters and Incubus. This track, a cover of the Red Sox victory song "Dirty Water," includes the dreaded mid-song small-talk with teammates Johnny Damon and Kevin Youkilis. As far as we know, the CD can only be found in the dollar bins of Boston-area record stores.

Surely, your brain will tell you, this must be a joke. No professional sports team would be caught dead uttering lines like "nobody likes ramming more than me" and "I come from the end looking for the sack/I don't stop coming until I put them on their back." To whoever played the incredible prank of getting an entire NFL team to sing a double entendre'd masterpiece, we applaud you.

It's a travesty that this hysterical love duet between Kobe and Tyra Banks isn't better known. It speaks for itself with lines like: "Uh, what I live for?/Basketball, beats and broads" and "K-O-B-E, I L-O-V-E you/I believe you are very fine."

Shaq is the king of bad athlete music. He's made five albums worth of mumbling, confusing, self-aggrandizing music. The highlight of this particular song is the chorus: "Do you want me to shoot it? No! Do you want me to pass it? No! Do you want me to slam it? Yeah!!!" Hey, the man knows what his audience wants.

The Chicago Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle" engendered a whole slew of copycat performances, few better (worse?) than the 1988 FSU "Seminole Rap." The best part? They lost their first game of the year to Miami, 31-0.

We tried to restrict this list to athletes who actually produced full-length albums, but track and field star Carl Lewis' unforgettable slaughter of the National Anthem is too worthy a candidate to leave out. The best part is when, mid-song, Lewis promises to make up for his vocal gaffes in the final verse. Let's just say he doesn't exactly bring it home.

Much like reality TV stars, athletes can't seem to help themselves when it comes to the recording studio. From Kobe Bryant to Terry Bradshaw, pro athletes have been making laughably bad music for decades. Here are a few of our favorites.