Rap musician and producer Dr. Dre shelled out $40 million for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen‘s Brentwood, CA. mansion, according to published reports. The New England Patriots quarterback and his supermodel wife plan to move into their new custom digs in the Boston area. The home was originally listed for $50 million, but Dre negotiated a steep discount. The couple spent $11.75 million for the land and had the mansion built to their specifications by architect Richard Landry. The Los Angeles Times reported that “the sale became official today, with Dr. Dre spending some of the money he received in the $3 billion sale of Beats Electronics to Apple.”. The 13,890 square foot mansion boasts 4 bedrooms, 5 baths, a center hall, a library/study, a gym, and a sauna. The four acres of grounds contain waterfalls, ponds, an infinity pool, gardens and pathways and a moat that runs alongside the mansion.

Beautiful. He seems like he’s good with his doe. Go head on Dre! :congrats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

Congrats Dre!!

I am over here watching the video of JoJO passing out on stage while K-Ci keeps sanging. :classic:

Such A F’n Lady

All that house and only 4 BRs though?

dcgirl

Why does one man need so much house??

aRoTh

#newmoney

coco creamy

wayment i just read the write up “13,890 square foot mansion boasts 4 bedrooms, 5 baths” well damn my 6,400 sq (us to have home in cobb county) had 5 bed 5.5 baths. a full court .a small gym with no weights just mirrors hubby never finished it. , but i guess my rooms were TINY compared to this home

Beta

I would not want a house that big have a fear of someone may be living there and I wouldn’t even know it

Dr. Dre shelled out $40 million for Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen‘s Brentwood, CA. mansion
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Was that Cash?? or he Mortgaged it with 20% down?

Gigi26

Uhhh that’s a lot of house for just 4 bedrooms FOH

But hey, that’s rich people for ya

I hope its an open layout but very nice property for a steal

But I know maintenance will be a bytch!

http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

Dr. Dre on that FS I don’t care how much money you make. Unless you are a Saudi triple billionaire you do not need to buy a house over 10 million. You just DON’T. PERIOD. Celebs and all. I don’t care where you a relocated. I know he just got the Apple deal but some stuff just don’t make sense. There is only so much you can do to a house. Now let me go read the article and find out something like he got a gold robot who do everything Or that the house produce diamonds

Good for him! He worked hard, and built his brand up, true american dream IMB

Such A F’n Lady

Are him and hi wife still married?

essenze

That’s nice. Dr. Dre is one of those rich and move silent types. He seems like the type to have smart investments and understand what “old money” is

Gigi26

The pool is gorg

luVn_liFe…

Beta says: I would not want a house that big have a fear of someone may be living there and I wouldn’t even know it
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Right! I wouldn’t want to live in such a big house, my hubby said he would luv it. . . . BUT FOR WHO? two people???
like how you know who’s in this place?

LuvLife, maybe if he does “work” in there, he can use it for business and have the mortgage, or buy it outright and rent it to himself so to speak for business Hmmmmmm

OutsidetheBox

It does look like a strip mall!

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Beta says:

I would not want a house that big have a fear of someone may be living there and I wouldn’t even know it
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me too. if I cant clean it all by myself then its too much. Conchita and nem be stealing my lemon pledge and fabuloso and selling it on the black market

Gigi26

Yeah that’s a lot of unnecessary shyt going on within that property, me no think it was wise to spend that much on it…but hey what do I know I ain’t apart of the 1%…

I hope he still gets residuals from the beats sale…cuz ummm 2 billion is not a lot of money to be shelling out 40 mill like that

Don’t make nigga moves Dre, just dont

http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

I wasn’t done talking about Pastors glazing donuts behind the pulpit then coming out to preaching with 32 flavors across they moufs
Be in confessional like Father I have sinned.Pastor be like “what dat mouf do?

WHatchew talmbout San? The saying like ewww chile or the country Chile #lost

Who Dat

The Los Angeles Times reported that “the sale became official today, with Dr. Dre spending some of the money he received in the $3 billion sale of Beats Electronics to Apple.”.
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Dre was just named THIS year…last month in fact…. in Forbes as being worth something astronomic. 500 milly I think I read. This was BEFORE the sale of Beats. He could afford that house WITHOUT Apple’s money.

Dre was just named THIS year…last month in fact…. in Forbes as being worth something astronomic. 500 milly I think I read. This was BEFORE the sale of Beats. He could afford that house WITHOUT Apple’s money.
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Play money

Eat a hunnit dacks LA Times (Faith Evans voice)
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:sissy claws your face: I never got to comment on the Faith comment but baybee she did that. She said (Miami Heat Big 3 voice) Not 1. Not 2. Not 3. But a HUNNED DACKS. Just nom nom nom nom nom like Pac man

OutsidetheBox

Eat a hunnit dacks LA Times (Faith Evans voice)
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Official. Straight like that.

Who Dat

Are him and his wife still married?
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Yeah but he too has a sidepiece. Not too long ago. Back in the fall he was on the blogs about it. Some “molla”.

http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

I just got an email from somebody asking for information that will require me to do 3 steps to find it. I just made up my mind this will be last work act for the day Come on 4:15

SOTHERNGRL

I bet not hear chit bout this house being in foreclosure. I still dont understand how folks make all this money and your house aint paid for. I guess being working class this is what you work for to pay your damn house off and these folks make enough money to pay off I dont know how many folks houses and you end up broke and nowhere to lay your damn head.

luVn_liFe…

San ah make ya dance says: Im so late, did ppl really think I thought chile meant child
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Gone somewhere U a day late and a dolla SHORT!

Came to new post, not because I’m a sinner….per the reference downstairs.
^giggles

*The la times is reporting
Clad in limestone, the house features reclaimed ceiling beams, salvaged tile and antique doors. The 18,298 square feet of living space includes a center hall, a den, a library/study, a gym, a sauna, five bedrooms, nine bathrooms, loggias, covered terraces, balconies and garage space. There are seven fireplaces.

4 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms, I seen houses on section eight vouchers with more rooms than that. daphuck you got all that house and 4 bedrooms?
____________________ Lil Wayne said he had 4 bathrooms so he could shhhhh all day so…… I don’t know what this means. Dre is a rapper too so maybe he can tell us

4 bedrooms? ok then this must be some rich folk logic, cause why would ANYONE need a dwelling that large (unless they tryna have a family compound, which is something i always dreamt of having – and if that WERE the case, i’d need some more acreage )

Gigi26

Wayment…

This negro done left his negro woman and now frolicking with a sprite pig?

Say it ain’t so Dre…well he did beat Michel’e or however you spell that shyt

SOTHERNGRL

LuvLife, maybe if he does “work” in there, he can use it for business and have the mortgage, or buy it outright and rent it to himself so to speak for business Hmmmmmm
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Is this the chit celebs do that wind they azzez on the street. With a damn for sale price reduced in the yard? #soserious

Who Dat

Why he cheesin like that though?
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B/c he use to have a curl.

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I would want something more unique like one of those fancy Tree Houses they have on HGTV or Extreme Homes but congrats to Dre for actualizing HIS dream.

my co-worker speaks so loudly that i literally jump when she points her voice towards my office door… she must have an inner ear problem

libra80sbaby

4 bedrooms aint shat for that big ass house. I agree with someone up top…celebrities get these HUGE ass houses and BARELY be there. If it’s just you, your spouse, and your child…WHY get a 50 million dollar house? I mean…WHY?! Folks just

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

Those bedrooms are probably the size of a large house though.

Got 10 bathrooms I could chit all day

libra80sbaby

Who Dat says:

Why he cheesin like that though?
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B/c he use to have a curl.
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HOLLIN!!

Beta says: I would not want a house that big have a fear of someone may be living there and I wouldn’t even know it
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Right! I wouldn’t want to live in such a big house, my hubby said he would luv it. . . . BUT FOR WHO? two people???
like how you know who’s in this place?

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^^^^^all this! i mean, by the time you go around tryna check doors and windows at bedtime, it’d be time to get up!

San ah make ya dance

Gone somewhere U a day late and a dolla SHORT!
————– Compared to Dre more than a few dollas short

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

IS it 10?*hides my black card*

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but I knew what you meant What’s a goon to a goblin?

Beta

http://www.globalcallingsolutions.com zurishay

Those 4 bedrooms better look like stadiums..lol. If not, then its all hallways up in that mansion.

You hear that Dr. Dre? The Roses voted and we do approve of your purchase at that list price. Roses do you think he should LOVE IT OR LIST IT?????
Oh and we also took another vote on whether or not you should be allowed to keep using the name Dr. Dre if you KNOT a real doctor…. Until we decide you just Dre. But if you go to speak at a commencement in the interim and they make you honorary I will sweep this all under the rug

FuturedocDonte

Eat a hunnit dacks LA Times (Faith Evans voice)
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::snickers:: like miss Celie when suge told her to shake her shimmy

OutsidetheBox

Sandra no post on Bey and Solange? Ole shady self!

luVn_liFe…

Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection says: ^^^^^all this! i mean, by the time you go around tryna check doors and windows at bedtime, it’d be time to get up!
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Yes maam. Cause I cant get comfy and try and sleep unless I pull ALL doors and windows.

I call it my security check

SOTHERNGRL

Got 10 bathrooms I could chit all day
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IS it 10?*hides my black card*
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Well if he aint got a indoor pool and a outdoor pool he aint doing chit.

Just Looking

A house that size, you must have a staff. like the dust that would accumulate. the base boards…I’m so anal, I would be trying to do it myself.

No I wouldn’t I’m lying..but would do a white glove test.

Who Dat

Oh and we also took another vote on whether or not you should be allowed to keep using the name Dr. Dre if you KNOT a real doctor…. Until we decide you just Dre.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Andre been using “Doctor” for 65 years.

Let him keep it.

sassyshe

Dre wife is spanish, she also claims mixed. He stole her from a lakers

http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

i mean, by the time you go around tryna check doors and windows at bedtime, it’d be time to get up!
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I legit spit my water out on my keyboard and it was sticky cause I was sucking on a peppermint. I hate the blyke of your gums. You know good and hail well DRE is not about to be going round twisting knobs at night like somebody grandma to make sure the house locked up
Do me a favor. Turn your keyboard over and click the option to off. Don’t type no mo today. You’re done here :stop”

OutsidetheBox

LuvLife, you see about the Dr. saving the chemo patients eggs? It was on the news yesterday.

Interesting.
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The lady who had a healthy baby right? Amazing.

luVn_liFe…

SOTHERNGRL says: Well if he aint got a indoor pool and a outdoor pool he aint doing chit.
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I have to check my rooms and closet when I get home (even though the alarm has been on all day) and then do a check when it’s time to go to sleep. I can only imagine how many times I will hear a noise in this house and send the Mister to go check. Be thinking whatever it is ran to the other room before I can get there

luVn_liFe…

Dre wife is Spanish
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Still that hard square faced woman. “DO NOT COME4ME” I don’t know any other way to describer hea!

SOTHERNGRL

think he should LOVE IT OR LIST IT?????
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I say LIST IT he posed to be able to flip that turn that 10milli into 20 aint that how it work.

OutsidetheBox

What’s a goon to a goblin?
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I wont be downsizing when the Beez fly the coup thas for sure. Upgrading to some REAL fancy chit, if anything. No more particle board

Also Kenya Moore the former Ms. Universe started IVF yesterday
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Lawd, we finna be visited by a Black rosemary’s baby

j/k –

luVn_liFe…

Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says: COOKING, so they could have babies later. The chemo kills the eggs of the young ladies.

Oh, and I did hear about that one. But this is just eggs.
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WOW

SOTHERNGRL

Yes maam. Cause I cant get comfy and try and sleep unless I pull ALL doors and windows.
I call it my security check
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You have to do this and check the stove like 3 times. Its not secure if you dont

luVn_liFe…

No more particle board
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OutsidetheBox

Oh and we also took another vote on whether or not you should be allowed to keep using the name Dr. Dre if you KNOT a real doctor…. Until we decide you just Dre
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Yes maam. Cause I cant get comfy and try and sleep unless I pull ALL doors and windows.
I call it my security check
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You have to do this and check the stove like 3 times. Its not secure if you dont
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Bwahahahahahahahahahaha . . Im so ol fashion

the other night I didn’t turn on my porch light.. finally I got up and did it Hubby said now u can sleep since ur light is on. I died a million times!! LOL

Who Dat

His house gonna be ran like Mr. Ox from Belly
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Well Dayum @Gi.

Hope Dr. Dre dont manage to die like Lenn(Ox) then.

Mr. Ox died from house mismgmt.

bama_n_jersey

SOTHERNGRL says:

Yes maam. Cause I cant get comfy and try and sleep unless I pull ALL doors and windows.
I call it my security check
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You have to do this and check the stove like 3 times. Its not secure if you dont

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Yep. Let me lay down and remember that I forgot to check a door. I hop my behind right on down stairs to check. I stopped asking the Mister if he checked because he will just tell me simple behind that he did, knowing good-n-t-well that he didn’t.

OutsidetheBox

A house that size, you must have a staff. like the dust that would accumulate. the base boards…I’m so anal, I would be trying to do it myself.

No I wouldn’t I’m lying..but would do a white glove test.
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Us never part.

My and my mama got a secret question that we gotta ask in times of emergency.. #preparedness So I know its her and she know its me.

?: How do you clean floors?
Ansa: On your hands and knees..

Say a mop if you wanna.

Just Looking

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

COOKING, so they could have babies later. The chemo kills the eggs of the young ladies.
Oh, and I did hear about that one. But this is just eggs.
__________________ I know why they do it….

did they have the convo, was he extracting eggs on the humble and was like here your baby….

These have arse stories.

OpinionHated

This is old cold tea – heard about this days before the Apple/Beats by Dre deal was announced… niggahs and their money are so easily parted….. but hey at least he brought a home and not another car or set of rims…

Tom & Giselle built a house near Bob Kraft…. they ain’t neva leaving Boston

luVn_liFe…

Mr. Ox died from house mismgmt.
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lawd plz take me NOW!

Gigi26

Ummm hmm…married him an ole chola lookin broad huh

http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

Also Kenya Moore the former Ms. Universe started IVF yesterday
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But she got a boyfriend why IVF

Doctor of rap… Taken its time for a snack or something.
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SHE TRIED IT BOUT THE SNACK
Eye know Doctor of rap! Don’t do me like San about chile and child I’m just saying what college he went to for that? Show me the receipts
Oh and in my head I heard 4 bathrooms I can chit all day Don’t know why I took away 6 #petty

FuturedocDonte

Dr. Dre if you KNOT a real doctor…. Until we decide you just Dre
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I’m sure he has an honorary from somewhere they handing them on like more than Future hand out babies

OutsidetheBox

Still that hard square faced woman. “DO NOT COME4ME” I don’t know any other way to describer hea!
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David Justice’s wife tho? OMgawd her face was so Ford Tough last night (wife swap)

She might be white but she is a Hollywood shade of orange with a block head. Omg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

@luvie

Half the time my door don’t even be locked when I go to bed… And you got the po’ch light shining.

Just Looking

My and my mama got a secret question that we gotta ask in times of emergency.. #preparedness So I know its her and she know its me.
?: How do you clean floors?
Ansa: On your hands and knees..
Say a mop if you wanna.
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We are truly TWINS Been doing this for years. The mop just don’t work….I use it, but go over on it on hands and knees. I got knee pads now.

SOTHERNGRL

@Bama I’m not asking Mister to do chit cause I know he will lie so I do it
front door &light, back porch & light and the stove I cant sleep if not.

http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

This is old cold tea –
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*throws tea in your face* Well it was hot to me. Was it hot? Did it burn your face when I threw it?

Gigi26

Mr. Ox died from house mismgmt.
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CHIQUITAAA! WHO WAN RAMP WID MEH!! EEEEEH??!

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I’m sure he has an honorary from somewhere they handing them on like more than Future hand out babies

& then this here

She might be white but she is a Hollywood shade of orange with a block head. Omg
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do yall smoke before yall log in

luVn_liFe…

She might be white but she is a Hollywood shade of orange with a block head. Omg
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girl U made me spit!

Cheddup missyJ I need to be able to pass by the front window and SEE!

Just Looking

@ DTTS AKA SHOP TILL YOU DROP

Lord & Taylor EXTRA 25% PERCENT OFF EVERYTHING

Even 10% off comestics

Did you get your suits?

bama_n_jersey

@Southern…I think they believe we are a little paranoid. I ain’t got time for one of these KKK people up here in Jersey to realize they don’t like me. Or one of these Meth Heads to come in looking for nathin. I don’t know them like that

I have to check my rooms and closet when I get home (even though the alarm has been on all day) and then do a check when it’s time to go to sleep. I can only imagine how many times I will hear a noise in this house and send the Mister to go check. Be thinking whatever it is ran to the other room before I can get there

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im only laughing cause i can soooooooo relate. when we first moved to our current home, i used to come in and immediately check closets, behind shower curtains, and underneath beds, (even underneath the kitchen sink ). plus, mister had got me a bb gun and i would sleep w/that (cause he worked at night). i’m over all that now, but if i get home first and the alarm is off i’ll do a security sweep on the main floor (and arm the basement motion detector and sit and wait for something to pop off )

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MisTaken is #unbothered says:

This is old cold tea –
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*throws tea in your face* Well it was hot to me. Was it hot? Did it burn your face when I threw it?
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that hurt my chest I laughed so dam hard. one of them old deep down from the gut laughs followed by a wheeze

OutsidetheBox

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha . . Im so ol fashion

the other night I didn’t turn on my porch light.. finally I got up and did it Hubby said now u can sleep since ur light is on. I died a million times!! LOL
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I called the city 50-11 times bout the streetlight front my house being “burned out”..last call I mustve sounded real nasty cause they called byke.

But why I was wrong LuVie? It aint even a street light? Its just a pole. I aint ever really, really looked at it, but everytime somebody come over at night they complain about the animals and the darkness (how bout don’t come ) …so im just calling these peepah. Basically its a utility pole, not a light. “Please stop calling us Ma’am. Buy a porch light.” (bulb burnt..too much hassle to replace)

FuturedocDonte

My and my mama got a secret question that we gotta ask in times of emergency.. #preparedness So I know its her and she know its me.
?: How do you clean floors?
Ansa: On your hands and knees..
Say a mop if you wanna.
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My slow young azz had to read this a few times but I got it

SOTHERNGRL

@Bama that just how I have to go to sleep. I’m not really worried because Mister sleep with his gun beside the bed with his countrier than me azz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2SQh007k6U missyJ

@luvie

Pass by and see whet and how? You over there living yt with the curtains and blinds just awl agape?

Just Looking

plus, mister had got me a bb gun and i would sleep w/that (cause he worked at night).
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LORDT I’m coming home TUDAY. RET NOW

a BB GUN? Would that even harm a rabbit….maybe

OutsidetheBox

I got knee pads now.
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Oh I thought it was a job for kids…they so close to the ground and all..

Kidding.

OutsidetheBox

do yall smoke before yall log in
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Safe bet here

Wasting time

That is the number of bed rooms you are suppose to have with 3.6 Billion dollars NO you can’t stay in the east wing, ain’t no bed rooms over there . NO you can’t kick it for the month. We have one guest room an my momma in it

I blame it on my momma and childhood. There were a couple times we came in the house, when I was younger, and someone was in there. They had a set-up one time to rape my momma. Every since then she would come in checking every damn room, under every bed, in every closet, in the bathtubs, behind doors etc.. Now I have a fmaily and I am just as bad. Let the hubby go out of town on travel for work. Me and my girls get in one bed, bedroom door locked, with my weapon on the ready. People play too much….

the other night I didn’t turn on my porch light.. finally I got up and did it
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OMG, dis me all day Luvie! i JUST did this last night!
i be turning the porch light out so 1) i can stand on the porch and be nosy and 2) so the bugs will fly to another light and not get in the house when i open the door. did it last night and remembered when i got up to get a bolla water, turned the light back on (even though it was prob almost sunrise)

luVn_liFe…

Doesn’t Talk To Strangers says:

luVn_liFe… says:

Dre wife is Spanish
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Still that hard square faced woman. “DO NOT COME4ME” I don’t know any other way to describer hea!
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WHO you worried about?

If THAT’s how she look, that’s just how she look
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH the Cot DAYUM Lurker and AFYAH ready to call me miserable cause I said she’s hard Squared face….

#jk AFYAH

and IM Ignoring missj

OutsidetheBox

Or one of these Meth Heads to come in looking for nathin.
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That’s some scary shit. Some white lady a few counties over had one barge right In her house a few days ago.

(well she opened the door. #whitefolkschit) but he came right in screaming and chit… say she “pushed” him out. Right after they ran the story, I ran a drill!

Oh I thought it was a job for kids…they so close to the ground and all..

Kidding.
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Teaching my son to clean is not going so well. he starts doing it wrong and .5 seconds later Im like MOVE! and then do it myself and then fuss with him about “making” me do it all while breathing hard because Im trying to scrub and scold at the same time

he’s never gonna know how to clean anything at this rate.

http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

that hurt my chest I laughed so dam hard. one of them old deep down from the gut laughs followed by a wheeze
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Glad somebody else laughed cause it was funty to me. WHEW CHILE

Diva

hey Roses what’s up in ROSELAND? I see Faith Evans was going after Auntie…ashid I heard the lowdown on the radio! now she know Auntie don’t be eating no dacks!

My face flushing right now just thinking about it! I apologized PROFUSELY. I did have the good sense to use my work voice but I was EXTRA “it is a shame that a taxpaying citizen cant get a light repaired” on those folks VM.

Listen. Be a long time fore I call bout anything.

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luVn_liFe… says:

aint iT! when folks come to my door knocking I stand there and look at them with such horror
and barely crack my front Window.. folks be
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you clutch the pearls, luv?

Gigi26

They had a set-up one time to rape my momma.
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Say the fukk whet?!

SOTHERNGRL

Teaching my son to clean is not going so well. he starts doing it wrong and .5 seconds later Im like MOVE! and then do it myself and then fuss with him about “making” me do it all while breathing hard because Im trying to scrub and scold at the same time
he’s never gonna know how to clean anything at this rate.
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@User this right now. I’m speaking from experience. I like things just sooo. Towels , sheets, clothes everything has a particular way to be folded. They could never do it right and I would be just like you. JUST GO I WILL DO IT. I regret that.

I blame it on my momma and childhood. There were a couple times we came in the house, when I was younger, and someone was in there. They had a set-up one time to rape my momma. Every since then she would come in checking every damn room, under every bed, in every closet, in the bathtubs, behind doors etc.. Now I have a fmaily and I am just as bad. Let the hubby go out of town on travel for work. Me and my girls get in one bed, bedroom door locked, with my weapon on the ready. People play too much….
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When my kids went away for Spring Break I took sleeping pills I was so damn scared. Summer vacay imma be ready tho.

DIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA we be missing you girl. Cant nobody drank and file nails at the same damn time like you.

OutsidetheBox

Teaching my son to clean is not going so well. he starts doing it wrong and .5 seconds later Im like MOVE! and then do it myself and then fuss with him about “making” me do it all while breathing hard because Im trying to scrub and scold at the same time

he’s never gonna know how to clean anything at this rate.
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Naw but he got a mighty fine plan to get your ass to do it already so He is a genius. Ready to be somebody’s husband already! BOL!!! This reminds me of that Swiffer commercial.. Black woman, handsome son who refuses to clean up anything. Every time it comes on, I make one of the boys do something!

When I see the Swiffer commercial with “Morty” and his wife (the olds) I always vow my man (shuddup ) gonna do the damn cleaning! #lies but I feel good when I think it.

let it go Doc… let it go
you say you working for yours huh, and they out here just giving it away!
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I love him He is like Fukk this chit

Diva

<–Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

they cuss me out on the daily.
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IT will make you stronger! More humble!
#positive
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you are right, but I be cussing they azz back in my head….

Just Looking

He is a genius. Ready to be somebody’s husband already! BOL!!! This reminds me of that Swiffer commercial.. Black woman, handsome son who refuses to clean up anything. Every time it comes
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When my son see that, he be like you want one of them ma. It would make cleaning easier…. I laugh out out loud, cry inside…

blackblondee

MANNN—i hate my job… calling these b!tches and they telling me they took their business elsewhere…..even though I was SUCH A BIG HELP AND WONDERFUL TO WORK WITH!!!

#these H0ES AIN’T LOYAL —-keeps going in my head….

SOTHERNGRL

@User walk away do whatever but dont let his lil azz get out of cleaning. I’m telling you if I had that to do over again I wouldnt be sooooo anal with it. And I had 3 boys. You get tied of walking past rooms that smell like sweat and Fritos I fell ya please bele that.

I am and gone. He did not use the awesome power of prayer and Faith for his own self.

Mister say this what we prayed for *arms outstretched wide*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

Man, I just don’t care™ says:
Has anyone seen a clip of Mona Scott’s new show “Sorority Sisters?”

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You know those AKAs and Delta’s got that chit pulled quick as hell. Like oh hell naw! The other lady sororities aka unknowns were mad like finally people would know who we were

Just Looking

@OTBEY – What about the one with black mom, white dad (half a arm)

That sucka say, I still clean better than her. Always putting the black woman down. You mean to tell me a one arm man, can out clean a woman with two good arms.

http://www.pinterest.com/pin/347762402447491602/ User Friendly

my son saw the commercial and asked me why I didnt just by MYSELF a swiffer. lil nig done missed the whole point of the commercial.

talkin bout he “heard” they were good. how the eff you heard about a swiffer I’ll swiffer yo ass!

Diva

SOTHERNGRL says:

DIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA we be missing you girl. Cant nobody drank and file nails at the same damn time like you.
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Hey babes!!!! I miss all you Roses, well most of you’s!!! Naw I ain’t playing I miss erbody!!!!

At Nancy Drew the gig good for now!!! Grandman is growing he 18 mos. and is some kind of bad…takes of his diaper and just goes mad if he doesn’t get his way… chile life is life… just living

OutsidetheBox

i hate my job…
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What do you do?

“Do what you love and its never work/job” <–chit the white ppl say to me when I complain about here.

I just bought the Hello/Goodbye one from BigLots! 17 was like lets leave it on Goodbye. I hollered I was so proud!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpImj7RI0Rc Man, I just don’t care™

@DTS
It’s not a joke. Them AKA’s is PIZZED tho!

OutsidetheBox

DRE—–I’m RIGHT HERE!!!!!! C’mon and get your girl!!!!!!!!!!!
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OutsidetheBox

they cuss me out on the daily.
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BOFL!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@DTS
It’s not a joke. Them AKA’s is PIZZED tho!

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Have you seen the clip? I heard cease and desist letters were flying like money in the strip club.

SOTHERNGRL

aww are they about to make the AKAs and nem look bad.
************************* Lawd please dont make my Auntie roll over in her grave and make my sister put all her chit away cause I’ll be on the like look at your soror sisters akkin a azz on t.v.

OutsidetheBox

awww po OTBey That is something I would do..I called about the trashcan top…The son of guns was at the bottom of the can.

I would go on…

Or when we went to HOA meeting for for the wrong section…

I would go on but…

when I was leaving the hospital and told the doctor they needed to review her licences, cause she would give me but 10 pills for migraine. It was really a sinus infection.

I would go on but….I’m stop now..
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LordT. <—Real tears…less salty than last year too. #DranksH2olikeafishthankstoyall

MA KI DA DA The tops wa sin the bottom of the can

Wasting time

Why my boss say to me; they changed the testing policy and a lot of people are out If any of my people have that issue and they are good employees I won’t request it. I was so quite I do need to find a job though

Just Looking

Jesus was looking out from ya’ll and your mama.

Some men broke into our house one night, I wanted to stay home and warsh my hair, when I was in 7th grade…My moms’s made me go across the street to neighbors house.

When we got back it chaos every where… My moma and daddy filed insurance report for items they didn’t have at the time.

Two minks
guns
ruby, emerald, necklace, camera

They the reason insurance companies ask for paper work of your belongings.

OutsidetheBox

The Real Life of Nail Technicians and car mechanics?
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Nail techs know about “you boyfren”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8 VDot

When we got back it chaos every where… My moma and daddy filed insurance report for items they didn’t have at the time.
Two minks
guns
ruby, emerald, necklace, camera

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Mama JLo knew the game

OutsidetheBox

When my son see that, he be like you want one of them ma. It would make cleaning easier…. I laugh out out loud, cry inside…
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You want one?

http://youtu.be/Lx58GQtmE50 MisTaken is #unbothered :cool:

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You know those AKAs and Delta’s got that chit pulled quick as hell. Like oh hell naw! The other lady sororities aka unknowns were mad like finally people would know who we were
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I already signed a petition on it No but for real. I did. That ish was horrible. My sorority don’t play like that