Huntercom and the Foul Feline have both been suckered by Thatcherite/Blairite propaganda !

I can assure them both that I and my many admirers are very impressed by what I have found. A terraced house built in the 1840's and renovated and modernised in the 1990's. Of course the Marquess has a place that is rather bigger but I do not have the trouble of dealing with a horde of servants and estate workers.

When I tire of my little place I can visit my neighbour who lives here -

Be careful Scot, don't flash that freedom card when you are down the library.
It is like a red rag to a bull for lady OAPs.
They hunt you down when they see one...it means you have time on your hands....

"Oh, Hello Dear,
You look like a man who know how to use his hands"
And the next thing you know you're both on all fours on the kitchen floor...
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The Association from which I rent my apartment has other properties from time to time. If anyone is interested, contact me by PM. No cats - and the humans involved must have the Right of Abode in the UK.