Category - Kids

(Not that I know anything about being a drunk college student. *Ahem*) 10. They have no problem passing out in strange places. 9. Bulk up by indulging in frequent late-night feedings. 8. Embarrassing lack of coordination. 7. Often...

You know those ubiquitous “MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT BLAH-BLAH MIDDLE SCHOOL” bumper stickers? Well, I was giggling at such a sticker the other day when I thought, “How cool would it be if there were bumper stickers...

Anyone who has so much as glanced at a tabloid in the past six months knows that actor Shia LaBeouf has been acting, um, curiously lately. In fact, it seems he’s regressed into a toddler — no offense to my toddler. Some...

I’m in the midst of potty-training my second kid and, while his heart and intentions are in the right place, his aim sure isn’t. Which is why I present SEVEN POTTY-TRAINING MEMES to help all of us — past, present, future and...

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About Candy

Candy Kirby

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).