Conquistador

The Conquistador
likes gold. REALLY likes gold. It’s not so much about the wealth; he
just thinks that it looks really good, and he’d like all of his stuff to
be made out of it. If he had his way, he’d be living in a solid gold
house, taking a nice bath in a gold tub full of golden coins. And the
towels and shampoo would be gold, too.

The
Conquistador has traveled all across the world in search of gold, but
he hasn’t had a lot of luck so far. For some reason, the people he meets
always want to keep theirs, which seems pretty selfish to him –
especially that Leprechaun, who just up and disappeared. Fortunately,
he’s heard about this newly-discovered place called the Aztec Empire. He
figures he’ll stop by there next and see if they’ve got any gold they
don’t mind sparing!