"If It Makes You Happy"

"Even Snakes Get Snappy"

The Lyrics

Reptilian revenge...! ;)

I've grown long, not from ear to earI put on a spurt growth & preyed on burritosThat stank from being left in the rainI went squeezin', through rat hole bunglesFound Cousin Mo's trifle, Aunt Lyn's stale pooAnd any old man's rubbish and thenNot ok, I nearly threw upCompromise and just give up

Even snakes get snappyWhen they get real madEven snakes get snappyWhen they're turned into a bag

I frown, a deep blue frownI glisten in the rain, wrap around your veinYou didn't let me try that before

Right around, around your hard veinsFrom your feet to your headI'll squeeze 'til your deadWe'll never hear you boast againOk, you won't be aloneYou're not the first with broken bones

Even snakes get snappyWhen they get real madEven snakes get snappyWhen they're turned into a bag

Even snakes get snappyWhen they get real madEven snakes get snappyWhen they're turned into a bag

You can scream, no one will hearI squeeze even more so, there goes your big toeAnd everything even ya spleenI'm ok, I sing my songSo what if right now even you've gone?

Even snakes get snappyWhen they get real madEven snakes get snappyWhen they're turned into a bag

Even snakes get snappyWhen they get real madEven snakes get snappyWhen they're turned into a bag

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