I think I am going to keep my phobia in place. I would rather not end up on the Main Board as a link to a new story about a fat girl who burned her house down and killed her cats trying to fry up a mess of catfish. You know the press would eat that up, and somehow it would turn in to a story about the obesity epidemic.

I will just sit my scared butt down at a restaurant and support the local economy. Or await invitations to other *ahem* people's houses.