Sunday, November 9, 2008

Do you ever find yourself at the nail salon and vowing that you'll learn Chinese or Korean so that you can secretly listen in on the staff to see if they are talking about you? I can't help but always think that they are making fun of all of their clients. I swear today they were saying, "who is this girl and why is she wearing those fluffy white slippers out of the house?"

Update:Mr. T informs me that there was a Seinfeld episode about exactly this.

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