EVIDENCE A: RYAN REYNOLDS

Baby James's dad made us swoon when he described the romantic thing that is … using wife Blake Lively as a human shield. Seriously, wait for it: "I used to say to [my wife], 'I would take a bullet for you. I could never love anything as much as I love you.' And then the second I looked in that baby's eyes, I knew in that exact moment if we were ever under attack, I would use my wife as a human shield to protect that baby."