Where's the option for "Bacon sandwich? Ew! You people are on crack."? I like bacon. I even like bacon as a small part of a sandwich. But I can't fathom how anyone can make a sandwich where bacon is the main ingredient.

Bacon Sarnie

Back Bacon? Streaky? Neither. The perfect sandwich is made with collar bacon, nice and square, just the right shape for a sandwich. The only problem is, you can't find it anymore (though you can get it occasionally at a farmer's market.) What sauce? O.K. Fruity Sauce, but you can't get that either. I blame Bloody supermarkets . . . . .