Pasta is a blessing from our Noodly Lord (pesto be upon him) and should be consumed as much as possible, especially on the High Holy Day. (Friday). Any kind of noodle, any variety of sauce, any kind of meatball (even the veggie ones), all are worthy of overindulgence.

The FSM doesn't really consider eating pasta a sacrilage, because 1. he is the only one of his kinda and may not care for the less advanced edible pasta2. his Noodlely Appendages may be actually disposible limbs that he can grow, (like hair or nails.)

All of these are assumptions, don't take them as facts, but FSM may change this post to make it not a fact that is not unestablished.

The FLying Spaghetti Monster watches over the Kingdom, out of site, but not out of our minds...