Favre streaking into his retirement

Miami Beach police chased after a man running naked down Biscayne Boulevard on Sunday. They brought him down with a taser shot while he was running through traffic and shouting he's the king of the world. It's nice to see Brett Favre enjoying his retirement.

The White House had a state dinner for China's President Hu Jintao on Wednesday. The atmosphere was cordial. There was one awkward moment when President Obama's two daughters were introduced to the Chinese leader and he asked them where they work.

The Smithsonian caused a Senate protest Tuesday when it began selling miniature sculptures of U.S. presidents made in China. The depictions show full respect. However, Richard Nixon never drove a tank over a pro-democracy protester, even though it captures the spirit of the man.

San Fernando Valley students were locked down after school in L.A. on Wednesday long after a parking lot shooting. They were forced to sit still in their seats for five hours without food. This is what it takes to train the next generation of Americans for the rigors of air travel.

U.S. News and World Report released a study showing that 30 percent of obese Americans think they're normal-sized. The study also shows that obesity is up in every state but Nevada. Nutritionists cite the aerobic benefits of gambling with prostitutes.