"And here, she is wearing what can only be called EXTREME GLADIATORS. Theywould be awesome if I wasn't so scared of them. I mean, those shoes are going toawaken in the night and come after you. They are going to run over your patentleather pumps with no regard for the blood they've spilt in their quest fordominance of your closet. These shoes will take over your LIFE. These shoes areRUTHLESS."