Admittedly, this show was largely therapy for Matt and I, who at one point delved into whether midget’s have larger than average penises, or average penises set against smaller than average body sizes. It is perplexing and something a prominent journal of medicine is never going to cover with due diligence.

On this week’s show, we covered midget peen, Handmaid’s tale fantasy feminist dystopia, Kevin Hart being sextorted by his own friend, Stormy Daniels defrocked, Ashley Graham larger than life, Johnny Depp drunken sot (for which Matt apologizes), Amber Rose and Amanda Knox genius intellects, and DJ Khaled’s refusal to go down on a woman, which is haughty stuff from a fat man. It seems raunchy, but when we discuss it like adults, it’s incredibly raunchy.