What’s this going on in the heart of Springfield
town? Why it’s McBean’s coffeehouse nearly shut down! From a lack of business, commerce, and ching - Until they
realize Lisa Simpson’s got just the thing. To bring in the patrons, the customers, the joes. To fill up the place ‘till
they need more rows! A poetry night to trade spoken verse, until things suddenly go from pretty good to worse. Moe the bartender
wants back the drunks he’s lost to the taste of McBean’s biscotti dunks. And then there’s Martin Prince
once more, who’s eager to join Moe in settling the score. You see Martin has felt his heart filleted by the smartest
girl in the second grade. Lisa, she didn’t accept Martin’s date, and now his love has turned from dislike to hate.
And he’s going to get her back the best way he can, by holding his own poet night at Moe’s and stealing her fans.
So now it’s Lisa and Krusty and Troy and McBain, against Moe and Martin. Our prediction? Pain.

The Best of the Simpsons #33

"Milhouse the Man, Krusty in the Can, and the Great Springfield Frink-Out!"

Everything you know about Springfield is WRONG!
Mayor Marge Bouvier-Ziff. Homer Simpson, hitman. Milhouse Van Houten, overachiever-rebel. Principal Bob Terwilliger. WHAT
THE HECK IS GOING ON?? The answer: Professor Frink is on the brink and he's managed to put reality on the blink! See Springfield
as you've never seen it before - IN A TIME/SPACE TIZZY! But can Frink put the pieces back together before Mayor Marge, hitman
Homer, Principal Terwilliger. and Old Man Burns close in on this new, machiavellian Milhouse? And how do Bart and Lisa fit
into it all? Wait and see the flux take flight as Frink struggles to set things right!

The majesty of the Olympic Winter games. The pageantry
of goodwill and competition amidst the snow-capped monuments of God's Cathedral. Elsewhere, at the C. Montgomery Burns International
Games, people are careening down the slopes and slamming into the Sno-Cone cart. Yes, Monty Burns has brought the thrills
of multi-nation winter sports to Springfield to prove himself the finest snow sportsman in the world - but alas, without the
stone-cold snow boarding of one Bat Simpson, he may just suffer the bitter agony of defeat. As the old saying goes; the winter
makes for strange shred fellows.

What truly strikes fear into the hearts of men?
Is it the dreaded Yeti? The horrible Chupacabra? Sandy Duncan? No--it's the prospect of taking care of twenty gurgling toddlers!
Well, Marge Simpson isn't afraid - and she's proving it! She's mastered the fluff and fold, the dusting's gotten old, and
makin' meals is leavin' her stone cold. It's time for the ultimate challenge - converting the Simpson home into a day care
centre! Hillary Clinton said "It takes a village to raise a child." In Springfield, it takes Marge Simpson!

Forged together by their lifelong bouts with chronic
asthma, Benjamin, Doug, and Gary (Homer's college buddies) have had their share of setbacks - thick glasses, wedgies, and
female indifference. But when the geeksome threesome launch the world's hottest computer company out of the Simpson's garage,
their overnight success threatens to destroy the very foundation of what holds their friendship together - mutual admiration,
pocket protectors, and the uncut, syndicated episodes of the original Star Trek. With the binary-encoded brainiacs bent on
self-destruction, only one man is capable of saving them from themselves and their company from financial ruin - their silent
partner, the computer illiterate Homer Simpson. AND don't miss the super spectacular serial of the year - Part One of the
triumphant, if truncated, return of Bongo's own atomic avenger, Radioactive Man - the superhero with a bolt in his head!

As he sites in his Lay-Z Boy at the Springfield
Retirement Castle, Abe Simpson is a solitary figure. Comforted only by the vague and strangely absurd recollections of days
gone by, not to mentionthe cabbage soup he had for lunch, forgotten by his family, and forsaken by time, his is a voice crying
out of the darkness. One failed letter writing campaign after another has yielded little but restraining orders against several
top officials and an allergy to stamp glue. But once bitten by the bug of inspiration, Grampa Simpson will embark on a new
career as Springfield's oldest public enemy #1. Proving that the spray can is mightier than the sword our erstwhile Zorro
sets out to leave no building unmarkes with his protests. But what will happen when "El Gramp" goes nozzle to nozzle with
"El Barto"? Will the Gen-Xer and the Geriatric find they have more in common than their love of "Matlock" squishee collector
cups? ALSO this ish - the cause-carrying, crisis-containing, crime-solving continuing continuity of Claude Kane III, also
know to the denizens of Zenith as the bolt and the dutiful - Radioactive Man.

Coming Soon!

The Best of the Simpsons #38

"Dullards To Donuts"

PLUS!!

Part 3 of "The Heroic Life and Mortifying
Death of Radioactive Man"

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