I have been pranked quite a few times, but done my share of return pranks.

One recently....

Call Hell's Kitchen (A Restaurant in...Canada?). Be polite, start up a conversation about reserving a table for some relatives visiting. Tell them it will be a large party, and warn them it may become routy, but they will be compensated.

Your relatives are visiting from Greece.

When they ask how large the party is going to be, simply respond, "300".

I have been pranked quite a few times, but done my share of return pranks.

One recently....

Call Hell's Kitchen (A Restaurant in...Canada?). Be polite, start up a conversation about reserving a table for some relatives visiting. Tell them it will be a large party, and warn them it may become routy, but they will be compensated.

Your relatives are visiting from Greece.

When they ask how large the party is going to be, simply respond, "300".

dustin_K_tx saidWhen I lived in Atlanta I was an assistant manager at a bowling ally.

So I had a few hundred a night—yes big brass balls.

I remember the old prank when as a kid would call the bowling alley and ask if they carried 10-pound balls. Of course if they were newly employed they'd say yes and the caller would say "How do you walk"

I had roommates in college who would call people and use the Arnold sound board to try and converse... Its actually pretty funny hearing people respond to Arnold asking "who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

When I was growing up we thought it was pretty funny ( no x box/gameboy/PCs etc) So we had to do other things to amuse ourselves like playing in the yard and masturbating in the bushes . (and making prank phone calls) Anyway... before you could stop solicitors from calling incessantly, I used to have fun with them with remarks like:

jawrhed saidWhen I was growing up we thought it was pretty funny ( no x box/gameboy/PCs etc) So we had to do other things to amuse ourselves like playing in the yard and masturbating in the bushes . (and making prank phone calls) Anyway... before you could stop solicitors from calling incessantly, I used to have fun with them with remarks like:

Call a friend who lives far away from you and say "hey, when are you gonna be here?" He/she'll say "what? where? what are you talking about?" to which you say "I'm at the airport. You're supposed to be here to pick me up, remember?". It's even better if you can leave them a voicemail telling him/her that. It's hysterical when they call you back all panicky.

"Hello?""Hi Mom, it's Adam.""Hey kiddo! How are ya?""Good Mom, but I need a favor.""What is it?""Can you send me some scookin? I can't believe they don't have any in New York.""Some WHAT?""Some scookin."{after a long pause} "Honey, what's 'scookin'""NOT MUCH! WHAT'S COOKIN' WITH YOU?!"

That is an actual conversation I had with my mom!(Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

SAHEM62896 said"Hello?""Hi Mom, it's Adam.""Hey kiddo! How are ya?""Good Mom, but I need a favor.""What is it?""Can you send me some scookin? I can't believe they don't have any in New York.""Some WHAT?""Some scookin."{after a long pause} "Honey, what's 'scookin'""NOT MUCH! WHAT'S COOKIN' WITH YOU?!"

That is an actual conversation I had with my mom!(Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

haha.

this is almost as good as updog.

no lie, my 21st birthday I was drunk as a skunk and we were talking about jokes, and my reply to someone else's was that it was almost as bad as the updog joke.

a good friend of mine (who was completely sober because she was pregnant) goes "what the fuck is updog!?" and I said "not muc, what's up with you?"

I wasn't even trying to do the damn joke but she walked right into it.