Working on it.

I am not sexy.

The equation, AL / T + 10 x AG / SF x G = TOTAL / 60 = sexiest time, takes in the gender of the person, the number of units of alcohol consumed in a week, the number of sex sessions and the preferred time of day for sex into account.

I don’t drink alcohol at all, and anything multiplied by zero is zero ……. so I’ll be the unsexy one over in the corner hugging my diet coke then :(

(src: A Welsh View)
Come to think of it, one of the sexiest women I know lives in Wales……