UPDATE: Atomizer sez: On the bright side (and I'm ALWAYS looking on the bright side), the Twins have close to four months to figure out how to get a clutch hit against the Sox. The sixth game of eighteen slated tilts between these bitter rivals won't happen until August 15. In the meantime, the Twins will have to live with their inexcusably lame 1-4 record against the only real threat to dethrone them in the AL Central. Enjoy your summer, boys.