Why is Michael Fassbender yelling at the blonde?

Here’s Michael Fassbender in Montreal over the weekend where he’s been shooting X-Men: Days Of Future Past. He was out with a blonde woman the other day. According to the photographer, as soon as he realised he was being shot, he “screamed” at her to stay away. So which method of evasion do you prefer? Leonardo DiCaprio’s running and dumpster diving? Or Michael Fassbender’s more verbal approach?

Last week, Fassbender was photographed out for dinner with Bradley Cooper in London. He was accompanied by a British athlete called Louise Hazel -- click here for a refresher. I wondered at the time if it might be serious, serious enough to have her come along for an outing with his boy. US Weekly reported a few days later that Fassbender and Hazel were indeed dating.

Fine. But a man can walk down a street with a friend without yelling, can’t he?