Worst Couple: Pity & Spittle

She has spent the last 5 years trying to be known as something other than the TV Girl and the ex Mrs Pitt. Bless Ricky Gervais for introducing her as Rachel from Friends. BLESS HIM SO HARD.

Oh and she felt it. Right up the slit in her leg she felt it.

Jennifer Aniston wore another black dress, this time with mismatched breasts and a lot of thigh. Why? Because she’s 40 AND FABULOUS! Haven’t you heard?

40 and Fabulous! is promoting a new for sh-t movie called The Bounty with Gerard Butler. She had to endure him spraying her all night next to her at their table. She did not seem to be enjoying it much by the time they were introduced on stage. For the cameras however she let her legs do the talking. They are very nice legs indeed. And her body is, as always, the tightest sh-t ever. But the most poignant moment of the evening came when she wistfully looked up at Sandy B, accepting for The Blind Side, and wondered:

Will that ever be me?

Oh honey. You will always have great hair.

Why the Worst Couple? It’s HIM. It’s his f-cking whining at Billy Bush for making him wait for their interview because they happened to go to commercial. It’s his dick splash of a face mugging for the cameras.

Who are you Spittle B? In the presence of George Clooney, what mother-cker, have you done lately?