We know the feeling. Your fantasy football draft is right around the corner and your name is still “Team Lastname.” You’re holding out, hoping that perhaps one of the players you draft will inspire an elite name. And then you end up taking Cairo Santos in the last round and calling your squad something lame like “Super Cairo.”

That’s why Extra Mustard came up with a list of palatable fantasy names. Feel free to use them as much as you’d like, and just remember, it’s not our fault when your team finishes 3–11.