FTA:"The bust was the direct result of information received by our agents," he said. "Our undercover operatives made numerous buys during the past several months, culminating in today's enforcement activity."

Translation: "We busted his ass when he stopped selling to us on the cheap"

Never mind the toxic lead content. That's just a Gubbermint conspiracy to prevent moonshiners and honest businessmen from making a profit. All regulation is bad. All bootstrapey is good for you, like home remedies and snakeoil. Nothing better than a bit of moonshine to wash down sulfer and blackstrap molasses, which if I recall correctly, is made of boot polish and old boot straps, so it's bootstrapey too!

Wood alcohol and copper sulphate are good for you. Bums thrive on the stuff.

Never mind the toxic lead content. That's just a Gubbermint conspiracy to prevent moonshiners and honest businessmen from making a profit. All regulation is bad. All bootstrapey is good for you, like home remedies and snakeoil. Nothing better than a bit of moonshine to wash down sulfer and blackstrap molasses, which if I recall correctly, is made of boot polish and old boot straps, so it's bootstrapey too!

Wood alcohol and copper sulphate are good for you. Bums thrive on the stuff.

Never mind the toxic lead content. That's just a Gubbermint conspiracy to prevent moonshiners and honest businessmen from making a profit. All regulation is bad. All bootstrapey is good for you, like home remedies and snakeoil. Nothing better than a bit of moonshine to wash down sulfer and blackstrap molasses, which if I recall correctly, is made of boot polish and old boot straps, so it's bootstrapey too!

Wood alcohol and copper sulphate are good for you. Bums thrive on the stuff.

Never mind the toxic lead content. That's just a Gubbermint conspiracy to prevent moonshiners and honest businessmen from making a profit. All regulation is bad. All bootstrapey is good for you, like home remedies and snakeoil. Nothing better than a bit of moonshine to wash down sulfer and blackstrap molasses, which if I recall correctly, is made of boot polish and old boot straps, so it's bootstrapey too!

Wood alcohol and copper sulphate are good for you. Bums thrive on the stuff.

I had a jar (yes a jar) of that stuff in my freezer. Tried a little, was pretty good. Few weeks later had a bit more - pretty damn good. Then a week later I tried it again, and i realized how friggin awsome it is with little to know hangover; relatively speaking.

Never mind the toxic lead content. That's just a Gubbermint conspiracy to prevent moonshiners and honest businessmen from making a profit. All regulation is bad. All bootstrapey is good for you, like home remedies and snakeoil. Nothing better than a bit of moonshine to wash down sulfer and blackstrap molasses, which if I recall correctly, is made of boot polish and old boot straps, so it's bootstrapey too!

Wood alcohol and copper sulphate are good for you. Bums thrive on the stuff.

Anyone who cooks with vessels made with lead could have lead in their food. There is nothing unique about moon shiners that couldn't be true about any regular home brewer. Maybe you have a problem with home brewers too? Are they skimping out on the taxes you need to live on? As long as we're being derpy, I'll join in. You aren't all bootstrappy and out there cooking your own spaghetti sauce, are you? Holly shiat, you probably have lead poisoning, you right wing tax avoiding extremist you! Did you know that spag is made from bootstraps and botched abortions?