Don’t lie you cheeky c*nt. They’re your pineapple Cruisers. Another lost soul in deep denial. Not just with this happening, but with the domino effect drinking cruisers will have on his job, life, and future. All of his mate’s will blacklist him out of sheer embarrassment. The anger will probably rear it’s ugly head further down the track in the form of self-loathing at what a terrible mistake he made. Pineapple cruisers, not even once. Have a cold beer instead.