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Schoolboy on "Inventor Of The Bitcoin Found to Be The OS from "Her""http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=73188#post-214476
Sat, 08 Mar 2014 00:12:08 +0000Schoolboy214476@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>.
</p>hardev on "Critics not impressed with “London Marathon –the revenge”"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60088#post-174535
Sun, 21 Apr 2013 12:07:42 +0000hardev174535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Following the highly successful “Boston Marathon– the manhunt”, critics have slated the follow up “London Marathon –the revenge”</p>
<p>Rotten Tomatoes have reviewed it saying “No drama, no explosions, no manhunt, nobody shouting “USA, USA, USA!!!” this film is a complete let down and the studios are trying to cash in on the success of the first movie, by releasing this one just two weeks later – we are not at all surprised that it went straight to TV”</p>
<p>Critics did however acknowledge that it was better than the “The Twilight Saga”
</p>rickwestwell on "Gerard Depardieu to remake Green Card"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54514#post-157315
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 09:06:19 +0000rickwestwell157315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice idea - anyone else think it should be beefed up into a FP?<br />
Maybe "Gerard Depardieu to star in 'Red Card'"?
</p>ionb on "Gerard Depardieu to remake Green Card"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=54514#post-157307
Fri, 11 Jan 2013 08:36:40 +0000ionb157307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>...in which he plays a Frenchman who enters into a marriage of convenience with a high ranking politician in a major Eurasian country...</p>
<p>...a number of film endings have been made to ensure that the press don't try to second guess. The director of the film has stated that it is going to be exciting involving a complex interplay between two presidents and Belgium...
</p>Anonymous on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131748
Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:34:22 +0000Anonymous131748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I don't think this is a good area to explore frivolously. If you're going to satirise a gun massacre, gun culture or the media's attitude to the incident are areas that could work. Just saying 'a phone is more annoying than being shot dead' is targeting the wrong subject.
</p>Textbook on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131747
Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:20:46 +0000Textbook131747@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Confuzzled: Feel free to re-submit or edit with a "tip of the hat to Textbook etc"
</p>Oxbridge on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131716
Mon, 23 Jul 2012 15:04:56 +0000Oxbridge131716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Holey cinema queue Batman!</p>
<p>Sorry, sorry....
</p>Cliveyb on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131657
Mon, 23 Jul 2012 08:12:27 +0000Cliveyb131657@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>I was going to see the new Batman folm this week but my ammunition didnt turn up on time. Bloody Amazon!
</p>confuzzled on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131646
Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:07:18 +0000confuzzled131646@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>that's a good line but I figured I would be ripping you off if I posted it or some not as good variation on it
</p>Textbook on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131638
Mon, 23 Jul 2012 05:16:33 +0000Textbook131638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Yeah, there's a good setup here, but it isn't executed right. I would probably just leave it as a headline with no article- "Outrage As Man's Ringing Phone Ruins Batman Premiere - "He Deserves To Be Shot"".
</p>confuzzled on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131623
Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:55:18 +0000confuzzled131623@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>what would you recommend, I made it less subtle as possible so it would be obvious so it might stay relatively current. Also thanks for the feedback it's really appreciated.
</p>FlashArry on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131607
Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:11:29 +0000FlashArry131607@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Can see what you are trying to do, but doesn't quite work for me - possibly needs to be more sensationalist / less obvious ?
</p>confuzzled on "Man's phone rings during Dark Knight Rises"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45740#post-131605
Sun, 22 Jul 2012 20:04:08 +0000confuzzled131605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Many were looking forward to watching the latest installment of Christopher Nolan's Batman, but in a cinema in Portsmouth film lovers had there experience tragically ruin when an inconsiderate cinema goer left their phone on. When med school drop out John Micheal left his phone on, what was a typical trip to the cinema for many turned into tragedy, as the Micheal's ring tone reach the ear drums of 71 men, women and children. 12 say there cinema going experience was completely ruined. Many say this is the worst thing to happen during a screening of the <em>Dark Knight Rises</em>.
</p>Vertically Challenged Giant on "Peter Pan to spearhead Hollywood war on piracy"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38998#post-110647
Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:41:14 +0000Vertically Challenged Giant110647@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>"You wouldn't steal a car"</p>
<p>Let's face it, if you could illegally download a car as easily as you can download a film, and get away with it, then a lot of people probably would.
</p>medici2471 on "Peter Pan to spearhead Hollywood war on piracy"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38998#post-110643
Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:30:26 +0000medici2471110643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>First war victim turns out not to be a pirate
</p>lucas on "Peter Pan to spearhead Hollywood war on piracy"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38998#post-110640
Wed, 22 Feb 2012 13:27:54 +0000lucas110640@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>The war on piracy took another dramatic turn today after the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) announced that Peter Pan will be spearheading their latest anti-piracy campaign.</p>
<p>Pan is seen as the obvious appointment by many, boasting a glittering CV of conquests against pirates who operate in intangible realms. However, MPAA's past record of ludicrous anti-piracy measures has cast serious doubt over the likely success of any future campaigns.</p>
<p>The globally maligned Hollywood fraternity has been the subject of intense ridicule in recent months, quivering in the wake of its failed attempt to push SOPA through the US House of Representatives. A post-mortem examination of the bill allegedly discovered that its failure was largely due to what MPAA described as 'xenophobic playground bullying'.</p>
<p>"We found that nobody actually knew what SOPA was but they knew they were supposed to have an opinion." A spokesman revealed. "Naturally they looked to the coolest kid in the playground to help them form an opinion; a swift wedgie delivered by Google left them in no doubt."</p>
<p>He continued, "We realise now we made a grave error - not only is SOPA ginger, he's also clinically obese. He never stood a chance. That's why we've taken decisive action to get Peter on board. He's experienced and ruthless with pirates, but most importantly he has a social standing on par with Zack Morris."</p>
<p>The new campaign is set to replace the "You wouldn't steal a car" advert on all new entertainment discs, after industry experts linked the tenuous slogan with a sharp increase in automotive theft.
</p>FlashArry on "Scientific breakthrough turns out to be animated movie sequel"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38964#post-110556
Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:31:40 +0000FlashArry110556@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>stars - played sir. Or madam. The light's very dim in here
</p>lucas on "Scientific breakthrough turns out to be animated movie sequel"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38964#post-110486
Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:25:56 +0000lucas110486@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Scientists at The Institute of Cell Biophysics were left red-faced today after their successful resuscitation of a 30,000 year old fruit plant turned out to be the latest instalment of animated blockbuster series "Ice Age".</p>
<p>Concerns were raised about the revelation's validity by BBC after numerous failed attempts to secure an exclusive interview with the ICB Director of Research, as Kirsty Wark later revealed:</p>
<p>"At first I thought they were hardballing us, playing hard to get in an attempt to start a bidding war" The Newsnight empresaria said. "However it soon became apparent that our contact details for the ICB included, and were in fact limited to, the name 'Sid'. Fatally, we assumed it was an acronym Sciences Itellectual Leader".</p>
<p>The gaffe was eventually uncovered when closer scrutiny of the grainy footage of the expedition revealed it to be a feature-length animated children's film, also available in 3D.</p>
<p>BBC chiefs, apparently unperturbed by the setback, released a statement claiming they would continue to pursue the story in an attempt to uncover the truth. The statement concluded:</p>
<p>"Jeremey Paxman will be interrogating a squirrel-suit-laden Ray Romano tonight, as originally scheduled. Anything less would be a gross dissipation of tax payers money."</p>
<p>(Based on: <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17100574)" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-17100574)</a>
</p>Bury Bob on "Pirates in 3D movie protest"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=8857#post-23764
Wed, 21 Jul 2010 10:37:43 +0000Bury Bob23764@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Scurrilous eyepatch wearing pirates have motioned a protest against the plethora of 3D movies in our cinemas this summer. Johnny Depp, famous for his role as Jack Sparrow from the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movies has been nominated as spokesman for the Pirates, Brigands &amp; Corsairs in their demand for equality. "Only being able to use one eye detracts somewhat from the three dimensional visual experience", he growled. When we asked why so many pirates were flocking to see childrens animated movies such as Shrek XIV, Toy Story XXIV &amp; Saw MCMLX, he replied "Because they Arghhh!". So we shot him.
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