Sugou rushed at Kirito with a knife. But Kirito’s swordmanship skill was far higher, so Kirito disarmed him with ease and based his head in against a van.

Kirito wished he could stay to enjoy the pleasure of inserting his blade into Sugou, but he didn’t have time. He had to see Asuna. He briefly thought about slitting Sugou’s throat so no one else could have him. But he changed his mind. He would come back later.

He rushed to the hospital room where Asuna waited. She was so weak she could barely sit up in bed, and certainly couldn’t walk. They made sweet, sweet love.

Later, Kirito and Asuna began attending school at a special school for students who played SAO. They started making out in public. Lizbeth wanted to join them, but had promised Asuna some alone time.

That night, all his friends from SAO decided to throw a surprise party for Kirito. They all looked exactly like their avatars, so it was easy to know who they were.

Kirito took some bourbon on the rocks.

While he drank, he eyed the girls. He would make them all his.

The first steps in creating his harem would be chaos like when the universe was born— girls were silly, fickle creatures who couldn’t fully understand his greatness— but in the end would come order when a new universe was born. He would use the Seed he had been gifted to created that new universe.

The afterparty would be held in ALfheim Online, of course. No one could stop playing MMOs, even if the MMOs kept trying to kill them. The public just didn’t understand— how could anyone live without MMOs?

Imouto massaged her breasts and fell from the sky as she waited for Kirito. Tonight she would show him just how big they were.

Kirito caught her as she fell. They made sweet sweet love in midair.

Then they met up with all their friends. A floating castle appeared. It was the castle from Sword Art Online! Kirito was angry that he hadn’t beaten it the first time, even though he spent two years on it.

Oh yeah. The most retarded protagonist in anime history.
Why would he start over from the scratch?
Why doesn’t he rush through every floor with his very high stats, and continue from floor 75 where he left off?
Does he love playing MMORPG that much?
A type of game that does nothing but level grinding, hack and slash?
*yawn*

He states that his stats were knocked back down to normal levels so he’s not a high level player anymore at this stage in the story (still many novels to go)…

I know I’ve played World of Warcraft from Beta (still playing it) from start to 90 multiple times, generally playing with different people on different servers but that’s the point. MMORPGS are fun when played with people… even better when its people you know. However, had I been trapped in Wow for 2 years? I may reconsider going back on it 😉

I realize this is quite a bit late to respond, but it isn’t necro-threading for illegitimate purposes.

SAO is totally wish fulfillment. I’m ok with that, given my premise of a troubled soul and personal drama. though other viewers were hoping for something else.

As for MMO’s and RPG’s… the first time through is always the least optimal. 2nd playthroughs, let alone mastered optimized paths like speedruns, are a lot faster. Note the speed-run competitions in many games, from Mario to Borderlands. From hours to minutes. What would take years will take months weeks or even days instead.

I don’t know if you’ve played Borderlands 2, but that game typically takes anywhere from 10-20+ hours to 100+ hours. Speed runs take less than 3 hours under optimal conditions. Mario runs done in minutes and counted in seconds, where I remember entire days worth of playthrough in my youth.

Secondly, the other main draw of multiplayer games is to play alongside your friends, not just the achievement-power hoarding. I completely see that as a valid path. Dicking around with friends is fun, and in SAO’s case his harem of girls, the redheaded boy with a katana and the one black dude. Porn scene? It is fantasy, go ahead. High fantasy no, beer / liquor fantasy yes. Drunk gaming, yes.