Ann Coulter was at the Conservative Political Action Conference this weekend, which is awesome because that means she was among her own and wasn't out in the world trolling up the joint. But she did manage to debut some unique new racism. What did she say this time?

"Voters with forty years of politically correct education are ecstatic to have the first Black president. They just love the idea even if we did get Flavor Flav instead of Thomas Sowell."

Coulter's the closest thing America has to a real life Disney princesses right now, if Disney princesses were disliked by the animals and spread glum, bitter hate wherever they went instead of sparkly love and happiness. Gloom on, you muddy, pea green diamond, Ann. Gloom on.