I was just sitting here, flipping through the weekly newspaper circular, cutting out coupons, and continuing to pretend I don’t have a blog, when — and I apologize for this being the first thing I post about after over a week’s break, ESPECIALLY considering I didn’t do a birthday post for Roo who turned one on Saturday, but, you guys, seriously —

Were they trying to be dirty?

Do I even need to point out how many things are so so very WRONG about this?