Commonly known as Paki, a Pateer has an irresistible urge to play League of Legends at all times and everywhere regardless to the situation. His house could be on fire and he would respond with, "P.P.P.P. PENTAKILL WITH T.T. T. T. TRYND".
A most unique characteristic of a Pateer is that south of his right nipple is the location of what scientists have concluded to be a Hydrogen Bomb.

Although very friendly at first, a Pateer is a volatile narcotic-obsessed maniac.

He has already been banned from 17 of the American States and a few countries in Europe and Asia including Pakistan.