THE CARDINALS ARE WHO YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE

Don’t feel too bad for Dennis Green. True, he was just fired as coach of the Arizona Cardinals, but he still has $2.5 million coming to him. And he was just fired by the Arizona Cardinals. (rim shot)

Green went 16-32 in 3 seasons with the Cardinals. The famous “Crown Them” speech shall live on in the great canyon of videos of coaches freaking out.

Meanwhile, Bears Def. Coordinator Ron Rivera is named as an early candidate for the gig. But Arizona is simply the place where coaching careers die. Do you think Green will get another Head Coaching job? Doubtful.