Soon, a doctor walks past and the man yells, "Doctor! I'm stuck in this hole, can you help me get out?" So the doctor smiles and writes out a prescription, dropping it into the hole. Then he goes, leaving the man exactly where he found him.

Later, a priest comes by and the man shouts to him, "Father! I'm stuck in this hole, can you help me?" So the priest stops and says a prayer for the man. Then he goes, leaving the man exactly where he found him.

Then one of the man's friends comes walking past the hole. "Hey Joe!" calls the desperate man, "Can you help me get out of this hole?" So the friend jumps down into the hole and lands next to the other man.

"What did you do that for?" the man asks. "Now we're both stuck in this hole!"