Terminator Genisys

Written on 10 July 2015

Synopsis

JAI COURTNEY is sent back in time to kill ARNIE. Meanwhile, ARNIE is sent back in time to kill ARNIE, and then ARNIE is sent back in time to kill a T-1000, and then everyone is sent forward in time to kill SIRI.

By the Numbers

Kyle Reeses: 1

Reeses Pieces: 1

“I’ll be back.”: 1

“Come with me if you want to live.”: 1

“I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.”: somehow, 0

General level of fanservice: OVER 9000

Action heroes casually walking away from explosions: 3

Rocket propelled grenades, average range to target at which used: 5 metres