Mulan Mushu Lounger

I LIIIIVE!

We know that this lounger is truly intimidating and awe-inspiring, but we promise it is just a lounger. A lounger that was sent by your great ancestors to assist you in your masquerade of dressing up like a dragon, not a lizard! It doesn’t do that tongue thing.

Let a powerful and indestructible dragon keep you warm. This apparel’s powers are beyond your mortal imagination, but Mushu will start by keeping you cozy and go from there.

Oh boy, now that’s an introductory speech with so many real-world applications! Debate Club? Prepare for trouble! Presentation at work? Make it double! Meddling kids keeping a super special Pikachu from you? Well, yeah, of course. Obviously.

When we became super villains, we always knew that we’d one day face some of the Avengers. We couldn’t have expected this turn of events though. It’s a battle that will end one of two ways: we succumb to brain freeze, or the Avengers end up melted in a puddle.