CBS, 8:31 p.m. ET

Angus T. Jones, by being captured on video begging people not to watch his sitcom because it’s “filth,” has guaranteed the biggest bump in free-publicity viewership for Two and a Half Men since Charlie Sheen left in a whirlwind of misbehavior and Ashton Kutcher joined the cast. Tonight’s episode does have one thing going for it besides controversy: the return of former recurring player April Bowlby, who played Kandi, the sizzlingly hot actress girlfriend, and eventually second wife, of Jon Cryer’s Alan. She hasn’t appeared on Men since 2007, but Kandi is back tonight, and, once again, has Alan in her sights. Meanwhile, TVWW contributor Noel Holston has Two and a Half Men in his sights. Check out his take on the Jones furor in The Grassy Noel.