Oh, how fickle the faithful be...RJ has given about half a dozen updates on the third disc. Remember, the King gave an actual date for his second CD and the subsequent uproar nearly brought down the internet across North America.

I think he's between 3 and 4 times smarter than he lets on and, let's face it, sometimes he's so hip he makes Mozart look like one of those windup chimp dolls banging cymbals together. Just keep in mind that however much longer we have to wait, whatever length of time that is, well, Ronald is even smarter than that. He's working with quantum physics now, my friends. You don't even want to go there.

Be patient with the crumbs that fall from the Master's table. It can't be long now.

METAPHYSICS?! THE UNIVERSE?! US?! DO WE EXIST?! This is the music that will deny physics, blasting through space when the Milky-Way and Andromeda collide! CAN MERE MORTALS CONTAIN THIS ENERGY!? If anything, I believe Ronald is a Demigod - blessed by the creator of the universe! THE HEAVENS SHIFT WITH THIS INDESCRIBABLE POWER, ESSENCE, and AURA!!!

If this music played when someone was about to commit suicide, would they not become enlightened and REVOLUTIONIZE the WORLD?! I can't bear the excitement I get from your music. IT IS THE MOST DELIGHTFUL TORTURE TO BE TANTALIZED BY THESE AUDIBLE MESSAGES FROM THE POWERS WHICH DO NOT BELONG TO THIS UNIVERSE!

When Ronald Jenkees...when he releases the date for the CD, that itself will be enough to collapse the psychological boundaries of the minds of all humanity, regardless of position on or off this planet we cling to as home. NO! Ronald Jenkees is genuinely the greatest pioneer in the emotional, audible, cultural, physiological medium WE CALL MUSIC! If ever the world could here this at all times, all troubles would end as mankind marvels at the possibility of such masterpieces! People would forget their selfish troubles and be motivated to do anything necessary!

Ronald, you have Officially reached THE GOD TIER!!! One day Stadiums will ROAR with your name, saying MOAR! MOAR! AND IT WILL BE DELIVERED!!! That is when your plan to establish the Universal Concept of HARMONIOUS FUN will come to fruition! ALL will see the power of THE GREAT, THE GRAND, THE MAGNIFICENT RONALD JENKEES!!!

Others who try and EPICly FAIL to compare to you produce music that mortals can stomach, but these mortals eventually become dissatisfied, and it is thrown away! But YOU! YOUR MUSIC IS ETERNAL! CANNOT BE STOMACHED! CANNOT BE DESTROYED! When all the Earth is gone, and humanity has passed away, YOU, Ronald Jenkees, will be the sole remaining spirit, your music playing on indefinitely! Who needs Lucifer when you got THE TRUE KING?! BE IT MAGIC, BE IT WITCHCRAFT! Your Music has the enchantment of a spell of which ALL CREATION IS JEALOUS!!!

*David G and The OMUS Cartographer jump and EPIC-HIGH-FIVE*
(With The JENX in the background...OHH SCHNYAAP!!!)

Not to steal the lights from Ronald on his own comments page, but this is (mostly) for the fans:

ALL YEE...anyways, I believe, without a doubt, that Ronald Jenkees has one of the most supportive fan bases ON THE PLANET. The Comments Section on anything RJ-related (whether it be on Youtube, Soundcloud or here) ALWAYS has something special to it: an aura of genuine AWE the vibrates from fan to fan, all stemming from Ronald, of course. I'm not entirely sure what people think of me and David G's (and all the other aspiring appraisers') comments, but I think they're pretty amazing - even the simple ones carry such a REAL FULLNESS that you find no-where else. It is like a web of energy in which all fans can come together and realize how lucky we are to know of the soon-to-boom existence of this INCARNATE DEITY we know as Ronald Jenkees. As I have said before, one of my favorite things to do while listening to The JENX is perusing the comments; it's like submerging one's self into a pool of infinite joy, and you can go deeper and deeper...soaking up the vibrant Promethean heat that harmoniously balances such a chilling URGE of excitement that ONLY comes from listening to Ronald's exquisite audible concoctions of potently POISONOUS GLAMOUR!!! -

It's an enticing ritual for me...new song preview comes out...I turn up the speakers, turn up the base, and close my eyes...AND HENCE! IT IS UNLEASHED! A TIDAL WAVE, A JOLT OF ENERGY THAT ONLY ONE'S SPIRIT CAN SENSE! AFTER THE FIRST PLAY-THROUGH I QUICKLY RUSH TO READ ALL THE EXASPERATING COMMENTS! Then I try and settle myself, still biting at the bit with excitement! Here I begin to compose my symphony of words and wonders, with the spell of Ronald's music upon me! INSPIRATION!!! IF ANYTHING AT ALL HAD POWER TO KILL WITH WONDER, IT IS THE MUSIC OF RONALD JENKEES! But what inspires these wonders of his in cohesion? WHY! 'TIS US! THE FANS! HIS WORSHIPERS! This all goes back to the pool analogy!: the comments are a source of inspiration for everyone as-well as the music, LIKE CHAIN LIGHTNING CHARGING IN A BATTERY WITHOUT LIMIT NOR CAPACITY! I think everyone deserves a pat on the back if The JENX's EXTOLLING ARTWORK is too high for the mere mortal's soul...congradulations all fans of the Great Ronald Jenkees

Where I once labored in vain, alone, a wolf crying out in the wilderness...there I now find myself surrounded by like-minded oracles of music who have seen the future of music, and its name is Ronald Jenkees. The haters have disappeared. The true fans have come to the fore, and there's nothing ahead now but sunshine and blue skies. I believe my job here is finished.

when i listen, i feel a subtle lust inside me, that turns into a burning passion of love, all creating a look of pure joy upon my face. all while tears of love roll down my cheeks. you are truly a god my friend truly a god

Why don't you submit one of your youtube videos to Americas Got Talent? I think you could win that Million! More importantly more people could listen to your amazing music and see what an extraordinary person you are!