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Fencing Epee R-M

Larger and heavier than a foil or a sabre, the epee is one of the three swords used in fencing. When the button on the tip depresses against the opponent, a point is scored. Unlike the toher two fencing styles, however, the entire body is a valid target. Made from high quality blue steel, this Epee is visually inspired by ones I used to drool over at state tournaments. Time to start practicing your foot work.

Butterfly Catwalk

Show off your clothes in a video, or throw a fashion show, with the Butterfly Catwalk. Designed so that two people can be walking the runway at a time going opposite directions, this catwalk will turn heads almost as much as your new outfit. Fall off somehow? Those ramps have your back. Featuring velvet ropes that took way too long to paint but provide a little extra something between you and your swooning audience. Strut your stuff!

Purple Firefly Soda (L)

Doctor Spangles strikes again with this new, exciting flavor of soda! What glows bright purple and smells like plastic? Your digestive tract after drinking some Purple Firefly! Made from only the finest artificial fireflies, this drink lights up the night using bioluminescence. Taste may vary.