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Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday.
Her...

Los Angeles - Former sexpot Angela Jolie announced today that she severed her husband's penis in order to prevent it from giving her cancer.
"There is some chance that cancer may be contagious, that men may be mere carriers of the disease, and the...

New York - "These guys just don't have that kind of spare cash lying around," a spokesperson for SuperMegaYachts.com said today, "the whole dumb story is a pile of crap."
The rebuttal comes after an Irish Sunday newspaper claimed Brad and Ange had...

Over the last week, world famous super mega star and serial-adopter Angelina Jolie has rocked the political world by adopting the UK Foreign Secretary William Vague in a bid to highlight sexual violence in conflict.
The conference which took plac...

"I was surprised when it didn't all grow back!", Hollywood heart- throb Brad Pitt explained while catching a glimpse of himself for the hundredth time in the hallway mirror. "I look like a friar in one of those old eroll flynn movies" cried brad as...

Brangelina, Hollywood's most famous couple, are on the brink of divorce as Angelina was spotted by Brad giving herself an inward two finger salute watching her ex, Billy Bob Thornton, in Fargo.
Fargo, a TV adaptation of the regularly overrated mov...

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie's hair stylist has said that the actress who stole Brad Pitt away from his wife Jennifer Aniston is extremely depressed and devastated.
Jolie has just learned that Brad is seriously considering leaving her. It has be...

HOLLYWOOD - Khloe Kardashian has been through quite a bit the past year and a half what with getting canned from Simon Cowell's X-Factor and then having to put up with the sexcapades of her skirt-chasing husband Lamar Odom; whom she has since divorce...

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie appeared on The Viagra View and talked about her recent cheating rumor.
Jolie told co-hosts Regis Philbin and Larry King that she has no idea where the rumor about her and John Mayer doing the sis-boom-bah came from.

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have applied to adopt several Oscar nominees after meeting them at the Oscar Ceremony on Sunday Night.
Best Supporting Actress winner Lupita Nyong'o and Captain Philips Best Supporting Actor Nominee Barkhad Abdi were b...

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have six children and now a close friend of Angelina's has said that the actress wants to adopt a Russian baby.
Jolie has three biological children plus she has adopted one each from Cambodia, Vietnam,...

BEVERLY HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has been engaged to Justin Theroux, 42, for quite a long time. And the 44-year-old actress who is considered America's Sweetheart says that her patience is growing thin.
Aniston recently spoke with Carolina Chipotl...

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that former husband and wife Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will soon be starring in the TouchRock Pictures production of The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston.
The movie will be directed and produced...

TOLEDO, Ohio - Angelina Jolie and her half dozen children were in Toledo visiting The Tricycle Museum.
Jolie said that her kids had been wanting to visit the famous museum since they heard David Letterman talking about it with country music artist...

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie recently appeared on The View and she made some interesting comments to Barbara Walters.
Jolie said that she is growing very impatient with fiancé Brad Pitt who keeps putting off their wedding plans.
She said that...

BEL AIR, California - It is no secret that Jennifer Aniston has grow extremely impatient that her fiancé of one year, Justin Theroux keeps putting off their wedding plans.
Aniston is 44, and she has pointed out on many occasions that her biologica...

NEW YORK CITY - Jennifer Aniston appeared on The View and Barbara Walters asked her point blank if she still harbored any ill-feelings towards Angelina Jolie for stealing her then husband Brad Pitt away from her back in 2005.
Aniston did not miss...

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has stated that she can no longer put up with all of the rampant rumors about Brad Pitt being unfaithful to her.
She said that the latest rumor to come out of the rumor mills has Brad cavorting with a young Hooter's...

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