Whenever something like this happens, I put on a black costume with white wings on it! Then I'd beat the hell out of the guy (especially when it's AliG) til he's knocked out lying on the floor. Then I'd take those chicken, wait for the press to take a picture of me, and then i'd fly away!!!
But that's just what I would do...

And on the frontpage of the next day's newspaper you'd see the following picture*:

It does not really matter who Ali G is, but he is a comedian(voice of the lemur king in Madagascar). On the website http://www.lando.co.uk/ you can watch some episodes, I suggest watching S02E06.
As for ISETFIRE his awnser: Das ist auch nicht gut für die chicken, aber es macht spass die man in die eier zu trätten. So it is not the best solution either, and may trigger a sense of wrongness about vegans, since people will think they are extremely violant.