As Confucius say, for every ying there must be a yang: where there's man, there's woman, where there's day, so there's night, and where there's the natural look (as Confucius might well have elaborated), there's glitter lipstick. This is an issue requiring delicacy. Nude glosses and natural wotsits are all very well, but, sometimes you just want to show off your slap. But glitter lipstick? It's like having a neon sign above your head saying, "Here are my lips! Snog me!" The whole thing strikes one as, how you say?, tacky.

Disco Inferno fulfils such prejudices - beseech the Lord on high, it's just used 'ironically'. But Watershine's more glossy than glittery - perfect for those finding the transition from lipsticks to glosses traumatic, and Ambre Rose Glace plumps your lips marvellously. More effective than a neon sign, I feel sure.