Once you get a taste of Deez Nuts, you'll understand there is no more qualified candidate for President of the United States. Once Hillary gets a look at Deez Nuts, she'll be too impressed to continue in the debates. Deez Nuts aren't going to let Trump push them around. Vote Deez Nuts in 2016.

Once you get a taste of Deez Nuts, you'll understand there is no more qualified candidate for President of the United States. Once Hillary gets a look at Deez Nuts, she'll be too impressed to continue in the debates. Deez Nuts aren't going to let Trump push them around. Vote Deez Nuts in 2016.

Do your muscles scream assault weapons? PROS:* Quality-made: it fits just like it should, and although I'm not certain, I'm pretty sure that I'm now bullet-proof. * The artwork is mesmerizing. When I walk into a room, everyone's gaze is drawn to my bosom and I'm not even a chick!*I've...

Putting Hillary Clinton back in the White House and the storylines would run constant, the controversies be abundunt, and the drama never fail to entertain. That may seem tempting for some, but downright frightening to most. We simply cannot let it happen.

You heard correctly folks, Deez Nuts has proclaimed candidacy as reported all across the webs! Not only declared, but also already polling higher than many of the GOP frontrunners! That is already a success. A success only #YOU can provide.
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You know Bill Clinton is itching to get back in the White House. I can hear it now…..”What's that Hil?".... "Negotiations have stalled, and you're gonna be in China for at least another two days?".... "Well, you're hands are tied babe"......"We're talking about world peace here"......"Don't worry about me".... "Maybe...

While everyone is fighting over Trump vs. Hillary, America is forgetting one important thing. Regardless of November's election outcome, Obama will be having his last day in office come 2017. On 1/20/2017, we can celebrate saying goodbye to a huge error in judgement from the American people. Bye bye, Obama!!...

She's right. Eating bread every day is appealing. Nobody can argue that (so don't even think about trying). Some of those books she recommended were pretty damn good too. But when the most powerful woman in the world endorsed Obama in 2008 and won the election for him... TOO FAR....

It’s been 19 years since Monica Lewinsky last had a roll in the hay with President Clinton. As such, the pity party is over for Hillary—she’s now accountable for being a complete and total douche of a woman. “Hillary for President” women need to give it a rest, embracing the...

Once you get a taste of Deez Nuts, you'll understand there is no more qualified candidate for President of the United States. Once Hillary gets a look at Deez Nuts, she'll be too impressed to continue in the debates. Deez Nuts aren't going to let Trump push them around. Vote...

When you're sitting there, trying to binge watch a little Broad City, and every 5 minutes Oprah takes over the screen, endlessly proclaiming her love for bread. Guess what, Oprah? WE ALL DO. Big deal. Get back to the show. This is the tee for those moments.

The secret to success in America is to work hard. Bust your rump so you can support not only your family, but the millions of other families who didn't get the hard work memo. I mean sure, sitting at home and popping out babies is work right? They deserve a...

The history books may not give George Washington props for it, but the first prez was swole AF. Factor in that whole cherry tree incident, and this founding father was the OG of the Woodsman Workout too.

George Washington: Tall, light, and shredded.
6 foot 3 and 200 pounds of muscle, this size 13 shoe-wearing dreamboat had large hands and long arms, but according to historians, he was, quote "strikingly graceful and widely known for being one of the best dancers in America". SWOON.

Teddy Roosevelt? More like, Teddy Swolesevelt! Before Tom Selleck came on the scene, this buff teddy bear was rocking the most celebrated 'stache in the land and flexing on business trusts. Getting nasty on a regimen of gymnastics and weight-lifting, this Rough Rider's physique was rugged AF. Here's to the...

Ladies, get one of these Hillary Clinton Benghazi t-shirts. Screw the energy drinks! Put this shirt on and anytime during the day, when you're feeling a bit tired, simply look down. Hillary's smug face along with the reminder of Benghazi, is enough to fire anyone up for a good...

The only thing more glorious than Republican Presidential nominee Donald Trump's hair is this tank top. Your personal guns will send the "You're Fired" message loud and clear in this sleeveless number. One look at all the proud Americans in our fan photos will prove this is the most Patriotic...

Get your sexy Rocky Balboa shirts people! This shit is too hot to hold onto for long. Rocky’s going to give Hillary the old 1-2, and then we’ll definitely be sold out of these bad boys. Show off your guns and show off the Trump glory - all with one...

This is what it looks like when The Donald has a wet dream. If you also dream of hunting the Clinton Predator like a badass Trump-enegger, then this shirt might be for you. Because “If she bleeds, we can kill it!”.

LOL...The image on this tank top leaves me speechless. Put this bad boy on and go take a stroll through the mall. The looks you get will be priceless. It's meaning? Beats me. All I know is that it's funnier than sh**. I'm Donald Trump and I'm not too sure,...

When you're America's most powerful business man, a typical mechanical private jet just won't do. Trump has used his negotiation skills and charming personality to tame the wild bald eagle for his personal transportation. Enjoy the breeze from the eagle's flapping wings on your biceps and underarms in this patriotic...

Get the shirt with a message that can be deciphered in so many ways, everyone will understand its meaning. Hillary Clinton..."Too Big To Jail", with BIG being the key word. Is it referring to her influence and political status? Is it hinting at her ability to ruin anyone who stands...

Get the shirt with a message that can be deciphered in so many ways, everyone will understand it's meaning. Hillary Clinton..."Too Big To Jail", with BIG being the key word. Is it referring to her influence and political status? Is it hinting at her ability to ruin anyone who stands...

You’re tough enough to break a 2x4 over your head. You’re tough enough to fight a grizzly bear using nothing but your pinky. You’re tough enough to stand up to a rigged political system. You are Built Trump Tough.

Are you the kind of American with the stars and stripes painted across the back of your extended cab pickup? Maybe you have Old Glory tattooed on your lower back? Are you constantly finding yourself breaking into jubilant renditions of "You're a Grand Old Flag?" Then you're built Trump tough....

This "Anyone but Hillary" t shirt is bound to be an instant classic. Is that the most disingenuous smile you've ever seen? Get used to it. She already has the movers scheduled and the change of address card filled out.