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Gay Boyfriend – Garfunkel and Oates
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Tabbed by: Noah Opolsky
E-mail: noahopolsky@gmail.com
Tuning: Standard
DG
Got a man, call him my boyfriend, think I've fallen in love
DG
The only man that gives me the things that I am worthy of
DG
Hugs me and holds me, kisses me softly, calls me back right away
DG
He communicates his feelings to me and cares what I have to say
He says
D
"Baby, I love you, baby, I need you
G
Never gonna let you go"
DG
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping and to Broadway shows
DG
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend, slumber party every night
DG
I've never felt so happy before, he's almost Mr. Right
BmA
But I think he's hot and I think he's sweet
DG
And I think he's gay and I think he's neat
BmA
Okay, okay, so my boyfriend's gay
GA
But what does it matter anyway?
GA
He hasn't come out of the closet yet
DG
'Til then, I'll take all that I can get
(2,3,4)
GA
But he doesn't think I know
DG
But I know, I know, I've always known
GA
If he doesn't think it shows
DG
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
Em
You might think it's a little sad
GA
But he's the best lover that I've ever had
GA
At night, when we're lying in bed
DG
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
GA
Like my mom always says
DG
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
Em
You don't know the meaning of "rock your world"
GA
'Til you've been with a guy who thinks like a girl
DG
He lies and says he's on meds, that's why he's never stiff
DG
When I ask if he's not into me, he always says, "As if!"
DG
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings just could not be finer
DG
'Cause my new best friend is his tongue and his is my vagina
DG
He reappears from under the covers, looking like he's been to war
DG
He’s drenched in sweat, catches his breath, and heads down back for more
DG
After that, he's never tired, he just wants to talk
DG
And cuddle me until I sleep, then takes his dog for a walk
BmADG
Someday he'll come out and I'll be happy for him when he does
BmADG
And I know I'll be sad and I’ll be thinking of what was
BmADG
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
BmA
'Cause his fairy tale will find a like-minded friend
GA
But he doesn't think I know
DG
But I know, I know, I've always known
GA
If he doesn't think it shows
DG
But it shows, for sure, it's always shown
Em
You don't need no penetration
GA
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
GA
At night, when we're lying in bed
DG
He's not hard, it's okay, 'cause he gives me head
GA
Like my mom always says
DG
"It takes more than a pound to be good in bed"
Em
You don't know the meaning of slot machine
GA
'Til you've been with a king who thinks like a queen
BmA
I know it's not forever, but that's okay
Bm
'Cause I'm his girlfriend,
GD
and he's my gay
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