KeesKennis

Kees = Baboon and Kennis = Knowledge: So you know what to expect. Everything said on this blog is true: Bulshit or Wisdom is your choice.
My love of nature far exceeds my knowledge of same. I have lived on this continent for 55 plus years. I know a bribe when I see one.

31 July 2007

The great washed

Maeve beat me to it! Knowing damn well with that many people the pissers are gonna be too crowded and a beach and beer cause people to go piss and why not the water? I bet t was warm in a lot of spots..

GUYK Homepage 08.06.07 - 3:40 am #.Oilslick comes to mind... That is not on my wishlist.

hammer Homepage 07.31.07 - 10:58 pm #.Hey! I missed the annual bath time for the Smith family?Ralphd00d Homepage 07.31.07 - 8:31 pm #.I fail to see why that is fun. It reminds me of a big ant bed that someone just kicked.

30 July 2007

Can't Go to Church...

Two men were fishing on a lake, feeling guilty that it was a Sunday morning and they were not attending church.Even worse, the fish were not biting.The first guy eventually says, "I should have stayed home and gone to church."To which the other angler replied, "I couldn't have gone to church, anyhow. My wife is sick in bed."

.Comments:.As good an excuse as any other.Kim Homepage 08.05.07 - 7:09 am #

Rex Homepage 07.30.07 - 10:50 pm #That, of course, is an Oo-oo bird. It is identifiable by its big, pendulous Nut-Sack, which drags on the ground when the bird flies low, causing it to exclaim, "Oo-oo!"

29 July 2007

I learn from this that either Guyk has won the lottery or his rich Aunt Mavis died and left him millions.

Sweething would have bought more at Wally World, according to Guyk.

However according to Sweething, she would have bought a 10 yard long walking machine, to get some space to put her Hubby's fat something or other in front of her.

I'm guessing I suppose.

But the space between Rednecks and rural Afrikaners is less than zero.

And that is not limited to the times we have sex.

I do believe that Guyk named the car Sylvia II, you know that he has gottten a degree in History, of course, on the GI bill nogal, they did have to translate his redneck into english though to pass him on the final paper.

Raising three adopted kids is a major achievement, I salute Sweething and Guyk.

Rob loved poker

It starts off with 7 guys throwing 50 bucks into a game, small time.3 walk out1 sell out at a profit that escalate this to a 150 buck game.All off a sudden a new game is in the offing.Now we are playing (me agaisnt the big guy) for countless thousands.I win 1,345 USD and are perplexed, I only wagererededededed fifty.

OK, SO, WHO CAN TELL ME

WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF A THIRD HAND TEXAS HOLDEM TO GET SINGLE START ACE TO A TRIP ACE?(Ellison is out off bounds, and not allowed to enter the competition) ... he knows too much for his own good ..Cocksucker our own Vman loves intrasexualdeadasyugopast50 so much that we are hard pressed to keep up, in HIS USA, he is allowed to answer.So Chickie and Maeve, the hottest chicks on the web is together and on the loose:Do you think we will get a single flash ?nOTHING i TELL YA.The ...... white oke, with a scar...... might, if he wants to, please us, will tell us of his winnings.

qwertytata

.Comments:. ... heheheh.... roger that, bigman.... actually, I played poker with Rob a few years ago at the Wreckyll in Jeckyll and got my ass handed to me.... I was the first man to be put out.....Eric Homepage 07.30.07 - 7:41 pm #.If you hear about any earth quakes or other such trouble, you can bet it is me & Chickie getting our drink on and cutting loose. Well....as much as we can with 3 kids in tow........LOL!Maeve Homepage 07.29.07 - 2:46 am #

24 July 2007

Fuzzy Photos and Fuzzy kitties

Suspension

I'm sure you have heard the term, "INDEPENDENTFRONT SUSPENSION," but may not know exactly what itmeans. Basically, when one front wheel of avehicle hits a bump or pothole, it will move upor down to compensate while the other wheel remainssteady. Both wheels are independent of eachother, hence that expression.

Watch the attached video, a German commercial forthe Nissan Pathfinder, to find out exactly how thisworks. This gives a moving experience whichshould benefit your understanding of thisengineering marvel.

This is primarily designed for sales personnel;however,for those of you in service training, I amsure you will find this an excellent training aid.

.Comments:.

I can't go anywhere without bloggers posting boobie vids lately. I'm gonna hafta YouTube a coupla boy hotties packing heat and strutting their shit on my site just to even up the score.

17 July 2007

R&R Guts and grit

Question: What did Chiwaya do from 1912 to 1914?Answer: He drove this tractor along a track cut by C.D. Simpson.

It Boggles the mind.

This all from the Gore-Browne Manor house (circa 1920) near the Kapisha Hot Springs.Mark is a descendant of Stewart Gore Brown.

Mark & Mell the owners of Kapisha Hot springs.

.Comments:.

I've always wanted to visit a rubber factory.

MrsJoseGoldbloom Homepage 07.18.07 - 10:02 pm #.Those old steam tractors were nothing but a train engine on lugged wheels and could do some serious work. I have seen them in operation at some shows where they are using them from everything from pulling a saw mill to threshing wheat. Back at the turn of the last century the BIG outfits in the Northwestern USA used them to pull plows on the multi thousand acre wheat farms..

12 July 2007

Man, what a trip!

1000 kilometers (625 miles) in 12 hours in Africa, Must be some kind of record for foolishness.

Anyway, our first day with the itinerary from hell is now 6 days behind us and we have had a wonderful holiday with two of our youngsters.

We first stopped at Kapishya Hot springs , owned and run by Mark and Mell.

Mark is the typical son of a son of a colonial master (this is only put in to grate Mark).

They have this beautiful piece of Africa, and they are developing and saving it for the kids of the future.

Mell is a cook that excites and brings a feeling of calm to these hot springs, a Brit from London, she met Mark in a London pub and then moved with him to this remote piece of Zambia.

We rested a day at Kapishya and then we moved on to Isanga Bay on Lake Tanganyika, a trip of only 400 kilometers (250 miles).

Rene and Sean are the mistresses and misters of Isanga Bay, she is a great cook and hostess and he looks after the place well.

We were the only guests at Isanga and loved it.

Rene also offers a range of therapeutic massages, that the girls loved.

Pedicures and manicures followed.

ONDRIA NOW HAS THE MIKE:

Urm, twas a great trip... I particularly enjoyed being dragged around the lake on a tube by my loving sister who thought it was a great way to get exercise! Buffy, one of the local dowgs at Isanga Bay was a great security guard and I thoroughly enjoyed the anecdotes... specifically a well worded comment about "indiscriminate dunking of the love muscle", referring to certain Scandahooligans who have a preference for local lovelies - and then abscond leaving behind their pets and local offspring.

AND NOW TANITH HAS THE MIKE:

Had a great trip! It was great to spend this time with my parents, since I don't see them very often! Kapisha Hot Springs is a little heaven in the middle of nowhere... My first time in hot springs... Isanga Bay was also a great experience. I tried to compensate for the large amount of yummy food we were eating (three times a day) by rowing my tush around a small bit of the Lake Tanganika... It was fun. Kind of ready to go home now to my man whom I haven't seen in a month, sooo... Being a South African, it is so special to be able to experience other African cultures (done Botswana and Tanzania as well). Cheers :)

CINDY NOW HAS THE MIKE:

CINNNDYYYY!!!

Grumph!

No she does not travel well, in fact I got (KK, Speaking) a new Latin name for her "Lovebillia Moangattia"

So that would say that she is at the end of her travel-tether and does not want to speak to you lot.

She will have her say somewhat later and in the meanwhile she sends her LOVE.

Eric Homepage 07.13.07 - 10:36 pm #.I never wanted to go to Africa until I started viewing your pictures.Your country is BREATH TAKING!!!Glad every one is having a nice time.I sure could go for a massage myself!

Maeve Homepage 07.13.07 - 4:10 am #.Looks absolutely beautiful. We missed you. Now are you going to show us a picture of your freshly manicured & pedicured fingers and tootsies?

02 July 2007

R & R

We have just started and the veneer of civilization is showing cracks allready

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Comments:

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I love it when the veneer of civilization cracks. It's such a satisfying sound.

Libby Homepage 07.08.07 - 5:42 am #It seriously scares me for the safety of Africa for a blog meet to be held over there..............

Maeve Homepage 07.06.07 - 4:21 pm #Cool beans. Happy R&R! I used to be able to do the pencil trick with my boobs. Now, just one works. Enjoy!

Kim Homepage 07.04.07 - 5:53 pm #.. just you wait until WE come to visit.... you wanna talk about the veneer of civilization being cracked, brother, just you wait.... .... a blogmeet in Africa is on the planning boards......