First they said that Arnold's love-child was 10 years old. Now they say the kid is 14 years old. Donald Trump demands to see the birth certificate. It's too bad Kyle Reese couldn't have sent from the future to protect Mildred "the servant" from being targeted for impregnation by Arnold.

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Dominique Kahs as the head of the IMF is out. Charlie Sheen is in. Rumor is that Charlie Sheen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Dominique Kahn may star in a tv series together called "Two and a Half Hedonists".