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what drinks do you all like? now im not talking bout the alcy-hol (but feel free to mention your favourite boozer drink anyways!!!) but the drinks you usually like to have?
me im a big water fan, but if theres pop or juice or anythign i'll fucking go thru it by the end of the day.
as for the liqour, well some beers i dont mind, i like shantys, all coolers are down, wine (hasta be from the bottle) and most hard liqour

It's a Canadian soda, they sell a lot of it here. All of the labels have photos people send in to the pop company and all the caps have fortune cookie fortunes under them. They make flavors like crushed melon, strawberry lime, cream soda, bubble gum, orange and cream, etc. I feel bad for you that your life is deprived of Jones Soda.

COFFEE'S EVIL!!!! *in rico suave voice* as most of you ladies know i have a.d.d.* well i had a freackin iced cappacion one night to keep awake cause we were movin in the middle of the night, i couldnt stop fucking talkin man, i must of talked about every single conspiracy theory out there to my cousin, than did a 10 m inute puppet play with my hands (half way thru my cuz left and fell asleep on the couch) and then found some pills on the ground and talked about all the posibilities they could be

if i'm not drinking water or coffee, i'm drinking some sort of alcohol. since those two are boring, i'll comment on my favorite "poisons"

wine. i'm a total wine snob, but it's a rare occasion to meet a cab sav i didn't like. zins and chards are a different story.
beer. if i'm going to drink a beer, i know what i'm getting into in terms of calories, so get that lite shit outta my face. i loves me a bass, guinness, sierra nevada, fat tire, blue moon, pete's, sam adams (esp. the octoberfest), lots of microbrews, and of course, a PA favorite, yuengling.
liquor. eh...i'll drink whatever ya got. i'm not picky that way. but, if i'm trying to be cool (ha!) i'll get a vodka tonic.
blender drinks. on a hot summer day by the pool, there's nothin' finer.

To clarify something for the Jones Soda folks, while there may be some kind of factory in Canada I suppose, I know that I live about 15 minutes away from the Jones Soda Co. right here in Seattle, so I think that's where it's made. Could be wrong though. Maybe this is just a distributor or something.
As for poisons, I drink a lot of water, milk when it's available. Cranberry, Orange, and the occasional grape juice is good. Sometimes if I'm feeling *wild* I'll get some of that crazy juice with like 3 types of messed up fruit that I've never heard of. Those are always fun. Tea up the wazzu. I've got tons of tea, my favorite being mint iced tea.
Alcohol, I'd have to say that Moe's list was sounding pretty good, but I've yet to have a good wine. Then again, I'm in college and nobody buys good wine. They buy cheap wine that's gonna fuck 'em up quick, so stealing a swig has never done me good. Beers, I'm a fan of Guinness, Fat Tire (and just about anything else by the Belgium Brewing Co.), Mississippi Mud (if only for the packaging), Alaskan Amber, assorted microbrews. I was just talking last night with a friend how we're beer snobs compared to the average college kid. It's a rare occasion where we'll down a pabst, or a bud or something other kids'll jump on, despite it's shitness. Hard A, whiskey, scotch, or bourbon have treated me alright, but really it doesn't matter too much. Jagermeister's alright too, especially with a bit of water. It reminds me of Licorice Spice Iced Tea. Yummy.

Actually, it's sterile. You can drink it.
And Jane, I must be wrong, but I do know that there's a Jones Soda Co. building 15 min. from my place that gives away free stuff every friday or something like that. You can send in your pictures and they print 'em on the labels, too.

What if you're freezing your ass off? That's a prime time to have a piping hot beverage. Then there's right before you go to bed to make you all sleepy, or first thing in the morning to wake you up, or just in the afternoon to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. For the most part I try to stay away from the fruity/herbal teas and stick mostly with the black teas. Herbal comes in handy though when it comes to bedtime.

[i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]Actually, it's sterile. You can drink it.
And Jane, I must be wrong, but I do know that there's a Jones Soda Co. building 15 min. from my place that gives away free stuff every friday or something like that. You can send in your pictures and they print 'em on the labels, too. [/B]

I know you can send in your photos, it says that on the bottle, but I'm just too lazy to do it. But now I am so on the next plane to Seattle.

I could fake it, I think. All of my family are wine snobs, and I've, y'know, been to Bordeux and stuff. That automatically makes me qualified to know more about wine than the average 18 year old who's shipping off to a deserted island.

Somewhat. It's more that I'm a beer snob in comparison with your average college student. And I don't know that that'll help us out too much with the IRC. Beer isn't too romantic. I mean, just the word beer sounds so...so...well, just say it nice and slow. Beeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. It sounds like Homer Simpson. Not exactly at the top of my romantic list.

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