In the latest case of an old white guy not understanding modern women, television evangelist Pat Robertson is absolutely flummoxed over the massive sales of everybody's favorite fanfic turned novel, 50 Shades of Grey.

Okay, so it's not like we thought he would be pro-erotica, but check out the video below where Pat just can't wrap his head around the fact that millions of women are into porn because he thought it was just a male "problem". Sorry Pat! Women are also, gasp, sexual beings. Insert snarky giggle here.

And even if you're not a fan of EL James' writing (there are other words for mercurial!!), you might be as annoyed as we are to hear him condescendingly call her a little "houswwifey type." Make that one very rich housewifey type, sir. Hate to disappoint you Pat, but women embracing their sexuality and enjoying erotica and porn isn't going away anytime soon, or ever.