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<p><b>You enter the Monastery and</b>
<ul>
<li>you are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.</li>
<li>you are in a dark alleyway. Scratches and bloodstains line the walls.</li>
<li>you see exits south and east of you.</li>
<li>there is a small mailbox here.</li>
<li>it is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.</li>
<li>the dusty cover of a trap-door appears.</li>
<li>i don't know how to 'Please'.</li>
<li>your office, where you carry out your Bastardly duties.</li>
</ul>
</p>
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"You have reached the Monastery. All our helpdesk monks are busy at the moment. Please press "1" to instantly donate 10 currency units for a good cause or press "2" to hang up. Or you can dial "12" to get connected directly to second level support."
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