15 Inadvertently Perverted TV Clips

Network TV is a wasteland when it comes to smut. Those of you of a certain age might remember a time where the only chance you had of seeing a boob or hearing a swear word was to watch the scrambled cable Prism feed and hope for a really dirty softcore movie. Nowadays, it’s just a matter of time before smut arrives on the TV, but you must be ever vigilant or you could miss it.

Keep what?!

No one is quite sure what this anchor said, but it’s pretty obvious what it sounds like he said. Maybe he just wanted to tell his friend to “Keep duck and that check in”, because you never know when you might lose your duck and an unsigned check. Then again, maybe he just wanted to make the blooper reel.

CNN Can’t Get Enough Nuts and Something Else

This CNN news anchor seems to have something on her mind and it’s not the airline. Well, she might be thinking of joining the mile high club. Still, what’s more perverted? Her many slip ups or that headline at the bottom of the screen?

With a Chance of Pedophile

In some jobs, titles are more important than others. And if you’re the guy in charge of writing the letters under the screen of your weatherman, it’s even doubly important not to mistake him for a sex offender, even if you always spell his name right. Just because Chris Hanson has high ratings, doesn’t mean you have to copy him. Why don’t you just have a seat?

That’s a Male Lion

News Anchor Loves Spanking

The funny thing about Freudian slips is that it tells you more about the person that said it then what they were talking about it. In this case, we have what turns out to be a very kinky news anchor. Better keep that gimp mask on tight the next time you’re in the club.

What is “You’re Making me Uncomfortable” Alex?

Alex Trebek has been the beloved host of Jeopardy for 250 years, but that doesn’t mean he’s not human. Oh, wait, it probably does. That would explain this creepy kind of reference to the contestants. Take your candy and go back to your unmarked van, Alex.

Maybe She Should Talk to Ruth Langsford

Ignorance is hilarious to everyone but the person who doesn’t know. This talk show host probably wishes she had paid attention when the teacher was explaining obvious lesbian buzzwords to the class. Looks like someone needs to do some pruning downstairs.

Dirty Ostritch

The only thing definitive about this next clip is that it probably shouldn’t be on the Nick channel. Icarly is for kids, but this next sequence is for an adult parody of Sesame Street called “Sleazy Street” or “Man has sex with animals street.”

Report Gets Humped, Video at 11

Nothing is worse than trying to do a serious news report while fans ogle you in the background. Oh, wait, there is something worse. It’s fans pretending to hump you in the background. She should’ve expected this from Philadelphia fans.

Kangaroo Just Hangin’ Out

As they say, “Never work with children or animals”. What they don’t say is that animals are sometimes much, much worse. It’s highly unlikely a child will ever do something in the background this perverted. May God have mercy on your eyes.