Gay porn stars (or is it gay activists) Ridge and Slater hastily announced a Britney-style marriage late last month, only to call it off after a day and a half. It’s been widely assumed that the pressures of such a high profile romance tore asunder these gay porn lovers — even Ridge has blamed it on the Bennifer effect — but I must have missed a gay memo. When did it become legal for gay men to marry? Were they planning a sit-in?

Has the handsome Ridge — who won Best Newcomer at last year’s GayVN Awards — be angling as gay porn’s Jane Fonda? And is Brad Slater gay porn’s Danny Moder? So far he’s only appeared in one historical drama — Pancho Villa’s Sexual Revolution (for All Worlds Video).