"I support the President's decision to kick Texas out of the Union. I mean, I hate the guy with a passion, but I'm such a huge fan of both teams. There! Now nobody can kick my ass for saying that!" justified Judge Reinhold his decision to kick Texas's ass out of the Union.

Unfortunately, he did get his ass kicked by Barneyand a mob of Sesame Street characters and rednecks. Reinhold's decision is effective immediately.

Soonerism, as it is called, is the third largest religion in the World, especially in the OU area where the Sooners reign.