Roleplay or improv theatre? hate as an artform withsacred daleks and anti-yiff spray

By Kris Dibou

Cross in St. Devros Church

Jacada Ansar had a vision.Like some who have visions, Jacada started a church; a church that can could previously be found at Woodbury Longcat sim.While puzzling over many churches built in the name of love, yet inciting hatred over those who do not believe as they do, Jacada decided to create a church based on hate in order to make a statement.And who better, in Jacada’s opinion, to direct that hatred towards than the furry community.

During my visit to Jacada’s church, I witnessed two attacks and one redemption.The whole thing ran like preplanned role play and certain comments made by Jacada reinforced this supposition.

Jacada Ansar: This is my churchJacada Ansar: As you can see it’s a beacon of love.Jacada Ansar: You: lovely Jacada Ansar: Its delightfully horridYou: nice work on the furry crossJacada Ansar: Oh there’s two big ones at the front.Jacada Ansar: We get furfags that try to "raid" usYou: ahhh…Jacada Ansar: It’s a message to them to stay awayYou: the Dracula method of striking fear into the enemyJacada Ansar: Indeed!Jacada Ansar: We also have blooded furryheads on pikesJacada Ansar: They give a good friendly message across too You: tell me about your church here…it looks fascinatingJacada Ansar: Basically yesterdayJacada Ansar: I was on the internet reading about the Westboro Baptist churchJacada Ansar: Then i thought, wouldn’t it be a great idea to build a church that is devoted to hate. Because whether people like it or not, religion incites hatred and thus i built this i think its a good example.Jacada Ansar: A few people think that due to the anti-fur stuff here that we are linked with the patriotic nigra’s who torment furries themselves.Jacada Ansar: Which is quite simply bullshitJacada Ansar: A pn member came here earlier and attempted to "raid" the sim but teleported once people opened fire on himJacada Ansar: There’s a difference between us regular /b/tards and patriotic nigra’sJacada Ansar: The nigra’s aren’t even funny, that’s why i don’t understand why they grief.Jacada Ansar: It used to be funny and people used to get angryJacada Ansar: But people don’t laugh and no one really gets angry anymore. It’s pointlessYou: yes

(Jacada puts up a large black wall over the church entrance, blocking us in)

Jacada Ansar: I’ve put that door thereJacada Ansar: because i was sitting behind the wooden screenJacada Ansar: and someone started firing glowing orbs in hereYou: I’ve noticed that, in general, things have mellowed on the big gridJacada Ansar: yes slightlyJacada Ansar: There’s not as many griefers as there used to beJacada Ansar: Something funnyYou: did you see the article of the fellow who’s only goal was to get banned?Jacada Ansar: I didJacada Ansar: Quite recentJacada Ansar: I think he’s an idiot, and compared to some of the other major griefers he hasn’t been banned that much so the idea of him being someone with the most bans is ridiculousJacada Ansar: Furries disgust meJacada Ansar: Theres something seriously wrong about finding animals a turn onJacada Ansar: DO you have any other questions?You: blame is all on Walt DisneyYou: lolYou: sure, I assume since you were born a few days ago, that you are an alt of a Woodbury regular?Jacada Ansar: Actually this is a brand new account and i got rid of my old oneJacada Ansar: and i was a lot more regular in visiting whatJacada Ansar: With the w-hat groupJacada Ansar: Then i started coming here as well and spend the majority of my time hereYou: how did you come to pick your current avatar? Does he represent someone?Jacada Ansar: wellJacada Ansar: I built this one becauseJacada Ansar: Noone suspects an old disabled man in a wheelchair is ever going to cause any hassle You: ….like Dr. X…Jacada Ansar: Basically yes Jacada Ansar: plus this av kind of looks like someone who belongs in a churchJacada Ansar: It seems original to meJacada Ansar: I’m planning on erecting a graveyard around itJacada Ansar: and yes i think it wouldNodame Offcourse: that would be great You: yes…Jacada Ansar: and i do invite all furfags to come here and confess there sinsJacada Ansar: i might try and build some form of gallowsJacada Ansar: with a furry hanging from itYou: what name did you give the church?Jacada Ansar: I have yet to think of a nameJacada Ansar: so far its just "the church"You: have you collected any followers?Jacada Ansar: I think i might open it to the publicJacada Ansar: Oh everyone here is a follower, otherwise i shoot themJacada Ansar: I have guns at the back of the church Jacada Ansar: To the church!Jacada Ansar: Now i was thinking of reshuffling the church into an entirely new religionJacada Ansar: Mainly protesting FurfaggotryYou: religious reform?Jacada Ansar: YesJacada Ansar: The role of God would have a very small part to do with the goings on of the churchYou: like in rlYou: lolJacada Ansar: YesJacada Ansar: Then the church would have a collection plateJacada Ansar: As i just placedJacada Ansar: Basically it should spread the message of how very evil furries are

Peach Robonaught inside the cockbox

(Suddenly we are attacked by what appears to be Christmas ornament cages, sent in by Peach Robonaught)

Sangria Singh: peach you furfaggotJacada Ansar: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUSPeach Robonaught: :[Jacada Ansar shouts: PEACH FIX THIS, THIS IS A CHURCH NOT A PLAY AREA YOU FUR FAGSangria Singh: a cockbox upon your house!

(Sangria places a box-cage around Peach, filled with penises)

Jacada Ansar: GOD HATES YOUJacada Ansar: FURFAGPeach Robonaught: fine, no 2L$ for you! >:[Sangria Singh: she liesSangria Singh: she only pays in favors of the fleshJacada Ansar: disgustingJacada Ansar: We should feed her to furfagsSangria Singh: harlotJacada Ansar: Are you writing all this down Kris DibouJacada Ansar: This is why the Church must get bigger and more popularYou: collecting it along with picsJacada Ansar: I might even hire pole dancersJacada Ansar: But in religous attireYou: or even czech dancersJacada Ansar: Yes

(Peach puts money in the collection plate, thereby absolving her sins against the church)

Hi-Techno Tipjar Blue Giftedition 1.0: Thank you for your donation.Jacada Ansar: Thank you PeachJacada Ansar: God forgives your sinsJacada Ansar: Yes that’s a good ideaJacada Ansar: If someone sins they are encouraged to donate to the church’s charityJacada Ansar: Which will go towards helping infants who are in needYou: to escape the confines of hell Jacada Ansar: but not of a furry natureJacada Ansar: that way the money can be transferred via the interweb to charities such as christian aidSangria Singh: be careful, bebe, you might catch the aidsJordge Schmergel: cant give me anythin i havent already had

(Enter Il Thor, with a flat ‘Luigi’ avatar)

Jacada Ansar: I hereby announce this Church as the St Davros’s due to the holy nature of DaleksIl Thor: so these orthodox icons have subliminal hidden ‘when you see it you’ll shit bricks’ mindfucks in them right?Jacada Ansar: Because they give a good example acrossSangria Singh: ill mix the chloroformJacada Ansar: Yes they doJacada Ansar: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE AMOUNT OF VIOLENCE IN THIS CHURCH

Furry in a cage covered in anti-yiff spray

(…and enter Idair Vhargon, a furry)

Jacada Ansar: FURFAGJacada Ansar: FURFAGGGAlazar Kuhn: Oh JaysusIdair Vhargon: WOT?Idair Vhargon: Wot Jacada?Idair Vhargon: BISCH >=OJacada Ansar: You have to fight to the death with SAngriaIdair Vhargon: kkJacada Ansar: You disgust me furfagJacada Ansar: How dare you enter this churchIdair Vhargon: WHO TOOK A PICKiddoh Korobase: D:You: I didIdair Vhargon: >.<You: for the paperJacada Ansar: Then the menace of your furfags will be known to the world

Daleks as Holy Beings

Jacada Ansar: Raiding churches with your AIDsIdair Vhargon: But I shall spread my AIDS to you niggletsJacada Ansar: No you won’tJacada Ansar: This is the reason this church existsJacada Ansar: To rid the world of you unholy cretinsPeach Robonaught: ANTI YIFF SPRAY GO!Idair Vhargon: HeyJacada Ansar: Burn out the sinsIdair Vhargon: DAAAAMMMMMNNNIdair Vhargon: Nuuuuu!Jacada Ansar: BURN THE FURFAGGOTRYIdair Vhargon: Nuuuuu!Sangria Singh: ive had my gypsy tearsIdair Vhargon: YOU SMELL LIKE AN ASSHOLE!Idair Vhargon: They smell like a pound of BULLSHIT!!Idair Vhargon: Stop!Idair Vhargon: It burns!Jacada Ansar: Take a picture KrisJacada Ansar: Oh the burning has stoppedPeach Robonaught: THAT MEANS IT’S WORKINGIdair Vhargon: PENDEJOSIdair Vhargon: MUERANIdair Vhargon: PARALE PUTA!Idair Vhargon: NO MAMES!Idair Vhargon: CHINGAOIdair Vhargon: YAIdair Vhargon: >.<Alazar Kuhn: AQUI ESTA!Kiddoh Korobase: D:Jacada Ansar: Where did it goYou: I smell burning furIdair Vhargon: English muthafucker, do you speak it!?You: ooo…daleks for the inquisitionJacada Ansar: They are holy beings in this churchYou: yessssIdair Vhargon: Yes I am holyJacada Ansar: You are no DalekIdair Vhargon: I must get outJacada Ansar: The true sentient beings are DaleksJacada Ansar: With furries being at the bottom of the "triangle"

(I sent an IM to the furry, to get his take on all this)

Kris Dibou: would you like to tell me all about your battle with the church?Idair Vhargon: What church?Idair Vhargon: Who are you?Idair Vhargon: Who am I ?Idair Vhargon: >.>Idair Vhargon: <.<Idair Vhargon: Are you guys like gay?Idair Vhargon: Its cool cuz Im gay tooKris Dibou: I am a reporterIdair Vhargon: A reporter?Kris Dibou: writing on a story on this placeIdair Vhargon: Say what>Idair Vhargon: OhIdair Vhargon: This place roxIdair Vhargon: I love making this people madKris Dibou: heheKris Dibou: I think they love you making them madIdair Vhargon: YepIdair Vhargon: Their lives are so boringIdair Vhargon: I come here to make them interesting

Sangria Singh: They are immoral, disgusting subhuman faggots who prey on the normal in order to feed their horrifying array of fetishes. They spread AIDS like wildfire and breed like rabbits. Furfaggotry is an enabler for the sickest fetishes imagionable, from vore to infantilism to pedophelia to male pregnancy, and most important of all, irl zoophilia. When was the last time you saw an infantilist that wasn’t a babyfur?

I went back to look again a few days ago, and the church was gone.I could not find Jacada nor would anyone tell me what happened to the church.Did Jacada take it back down?Did the Lindens ask him to?Did he just get bored and move on to the next project?I don’t know, but I, for one, have not forgotten the images.

Now let us suppose for a moment that we are a branch of a southern Baptist church who are actively opposing homosexuals.Inside we whip the congregation into a fury about the evil being done by these peace loving people.Then our congregation goes out and makes their stand known to the world, protesting and being protested in return.I ask you, readers- what is the difference?

70 Responses to “Anti-Furry Church Preaches Hate”

mootykips

Aug 30th, 2008

Nope, don’t think that’s correct. You might try googling it though

lolwut

Aug 30th, 2008

“I think you’re mistaken my good friend, for I happen to understand the difference quite well.”

ROFL

Iron Knight's Fuhrer Krieg Wizenheim

Dec 28th, 2008

Ok, I would first like to know why we all have to attack eachother so radicaly? Why can’t we all speak to eachother in a adult mannor and have a respectable conversation? This is why anti-anything has so many flaws. They freak out and screem and rant and rave. They have no controll of themselves, nor thier emotions, they let feelings get the best of them.

On the other not, I am a furry only in SL. I am not a hardcore furry fan, but none the less I dress like one cause I think it looks cool. I have NEVER had any sort of sex on this game. I find that wrong in many ways. I am also strait for all of you antis calling furries “fur-fags”.

That also brings me to my second point, it is a game. Sure you can make a RL profit from it but it still is not reality. We need to come back to that, reality. That goes for furrs and antis alike. Allot of people role-play in second life so we are never realy sure who that person may reay be like in RL. A total idiot online could be a realy nice guy/girl in RL.

My third point is my strongest. The furry fandom is an idea, some people agree with that idea. As long as the idea does no harm to anybody its perfectly legal. Thats the orginal American dream and the dream of second life. The world has become a place of restriction and suppression. Everything has to be so politicaly correct we can’t say simple words without ending up on the evening news for hate crimes. Thats why i have a problem with anti furries. They want to attack a group because they don’t follow the statis quo. Because they think diferently and are not 100% politicaly correct, they are the enemy of the nation. Is that right? Should we attack an entire idea because they arn’t the same? These myths about the furry people being an evil omen or cretens is just uncalled for. Who are you to interpret the holy bible and decide who is evil? Any good God would not declare any one person evil for a harmless idea.

If furries are doing things that are not appropriate in the sim or area they are in, then they should be punished, but that is up to the owner, not Linden Labs. I have had furries that acted out of controll, I repremended them for it. If they did not listen I filed for a report. The only thing is, is that I have had problems with people who were not furries just as much. There are people with bad judgement everywhere, not just one large group of people. Thats just as bad as saying all black people do drugs, although it said allot, its not true.

This church was an idea as well, they are perfectly legal in my book. I may not agree with it, but so as long as they do not do anything harmfull to others, go for it, just don’t bother me or press your idea on me.

One last thing before I finish my speech. Das Waffernamt was a idea too, it was destroyed becase of a anti group. That is why I fight for the furry cause. I don’t wan’t another death of a idea. Long live the Great Cross, and long live the Furzi and Furry cause.

derkaderkamuhammadjihad

Dec 29th, 2008

“Now let us suppose for a moment that we are a branch of a southern Baptist church who are actively opposing homosexuals. Inside we whip the congregation into a fury about the evil being done by these peace loving people. Then our congregation goes out and makes their stand known to the world, protesting and being protested in return. I ask you, readers- what is the difference?”

God doesn’t love furries cause God isn’t real.
Also on topic, do you wanna know why you furfags are so hated and that you’re a very SMALL population?

It’s because you douchebags cry out “FURSECUTION” when someone criticizes your sick fetish and claim it as a “lifestyle”. Seriously, are you guys that dense? Who goes out and says MAH FETISH IS MAH LIFESTYLE! Do you honestly see people with a rubber fetish or whatever go out in public with that on everyday? No. Get it a real life and start living in reality.

Thing is,that humans are afraid of difference,anything different scares them,and thus they decide to attack it.I for one really dont care what anyone thinks of anybody,because its just an oppinion and nothing more.I support Furries as well,because I prefer to be at ease with a peaceful being than with a non-peaceful one.Its like giving someone a gun, telling them to point it at you,and trusting them not to shoot you.Far as I know,Furries Are trustworthy,loyal,and know how to really party.

Furries are mostly fags who are simply butt-hurt about how they have to take dicks up their dirty asses to get off instead of having a clean vagina.

Tinker

May 6th, 2011

Furries are just like emos trying to get attention……i mean if i was a furri i wouldn’t talk about it or anything i mean i have my fetishes too but i mean i don’t bother people with them seriously if you are a furri i could care less and quite being proud of it because apart from pediphilia and sick fetish i think it is the worst

Eva

May 6th, 2011

Ever since my boyfriend started liking furry sex, I’ve hated it really badly..he forces me to roleplay as one, and each time I see one, I have a sudden urge to stab it, and watch it bleed to death.

Nelson Jenkins

May 6th, 2011

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Bump an article over 2 years old which hasn’t been commented on for over 6 months.

Yep

May 6th, 2011

Go getem Tiger

Paul

May 6th, 2011

It is very sad to see such hate spewed such as exhibited by Hobo Kelly. People who say such things must hate themselves on such a profound level. It must hurt bad to be so alone in the world with your own self loathing.

- “It must hurt bad to be so alone in the world with your own self loathing.”

This. How hard can it be to show respect, tolerance and most importantly, love.
Embrace your own life and what it has to offer – and STAY THE FUCK OUT of other peoples lives, because they don’t give a shit about what you think about them anyway (rightfully so).

Forgive my bad mouth.
But I’m not really the one who should be apologizing.

I’m sorry,but all you people calling furries “furfags” and saying bad things about them,that ALL furries are like that,well that is simply not true. You can’t assume that because some furries are flawed and some people see them in inappropriate ways,does not mean that ALL furries are like that,it’s what other people make of them. The real problem is what people are making them out to be. Furries are just a fun idea and a way for people to express themselves in different ways. I know,I know, people freak out if something is different and weird,then they attack them and hate them because they don’t agree,somewhat like religion. But that’s the thing. This isn’t a religion! This isn’t some huge,important deal that was meant to cause trouble or hurt everyone. It’s your fault for turning furries into a bad thing,so don’t have the furry community,hate the insensetive people who think so highly of their beliefs that they are so close minded and don’t accept anything different.
~ FURRIES FOREVER! ~
-Peace<3

okami kasai

Apr 29th, 2014

so dumb!! what is wrong with you people…furries are awesome and you are wrong. and god is probably mad as hell at you antifurries, putting up pictures of him and saying what he doesnt like. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? are you god?? is that what you are thinking? you just…know what he likes and doesnt? just…burn in hell. get raped by satan.