the best guy friend anyone could ever have. smart, talented, great body, hawt and most of all sweet. hes the type of person you would go to the end of the earth for. never a dull moment when you are around him. he always makes you laugh!

girl 1: see that guy over there?
girl 2: yeah, the one with the nice abs? hes such a glover

someone who is impotent and get random erections at any time, searches for new girlfriends on msn and grinds on his best friend (MALE).
if you come on across mr G-lover, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!!! he might hit you with his hard on.

A Conservative Party defense mechanism which attempts to deny knowledge of people, places, or things that they have been called onto national television to discuss. A glover was first employed by CPC member of parliament Shelly Glover on Power and Politics, when she stated that she "didn't know" who Tom Flanagan was to deflect his critique of her Supreme Leader, PM S.J. Harper.

Person no.1: Tom Flanagan is a Canadian I understand
Person no.2: Oh quit pulling a Glover, you know exactly who Tom Flanagan is.