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Friday, July 15, 2016

What is the fuss about in the Republican National Convention?

Donald Trump wants
his Evangelical police (EP) to monitor the convention. The EP's are
armed with metal rulers and will slap the wrists of anyone involved
in hanky panky on the floor of the convention.

Trump
has already had a major sex scandal when it was revealed that former
campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and press secretary Hope
Hicks were secret lovers. Trump staffer Sam Nunberg got fired
over the story and also because he revealed Trump had a secret and
illegal campaign finance account..
Trump is suing Nunberg for $10 million for violating a non-disclosure
agreement.

The
EPs are also passing out Hanzoff anti-mastubatory gum. This is a real
product you can buy at Amazon.com. Ina addition, the Trump has
ordered that saltpeter be added to any sandwiches or
finger food served at the the event.
The Donald wants to keep the convention pure in accordance with
conservative Evangelical standards,

Fappy
the anti-masturbation
porpoise
will also be at the event. He was recently bonded out of of jail for
public indecency when he was caught polishing his own porpoise.
Fappy is very popular with conservative and Evangelical children.

Property
Christians will also be prominently featured in the event. Will Joel
Osteen, the Chistian Prosperity king be there?
Hard to say, but but hidden in the schedule is Rev.
Mark Burns,
an enigmatic and sometimes gaffe-proneAfrican
American pastor from South Carolina. Burns
who
has been a big Trump supporter. He
may even
plug the capitalistic
Trump
Institution.

Whether
you vote Republican not, this convention should be an eye opener.