I’ve decided that I might be happier to work out and actually go to classes more if I had nicer exercise clothes that weren’t sweatpants and old baggy t-shirts. So I thought I’d look for some fun, geeky workout tops. And now I’m mad. Why you gotta be so gendered, jocks? Can’t we all just share and get fit together? Why can’t my shirts proclaim that I’m getting bigger? (I’m getting real proud of my arms, guys.)

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And the last site had other stuff I would get, but the ones I wanted were only in men’s sizes, which I normally wouldn’t care about, but after putting a couple of their mens and women’s side by side like this, I’m too irritated to even buy anything.