Yup, we know the kiddies love the lists — and Forbes/ForbesAutos readers love it when they can get all their information in table format. But seriously, WTF is JD Power, not to mention all of those Associates, thinking in placing a Scion tC and a Nissan Armada anywhere near the same list as a Porsche Cayman. Because you know, when I'm thinking cars with serious Automotive Performance, Execution and Layout (APEAL), I'm thinking a Scion's gotta be on the list. Feel free to click the link to check out the ranking, or hit the jump to see them all here. Either way, we're gonna go and brush our teeth — we think we just vomited in our mouths a little.