Although Tracy Jordan's lackey Walter "Dot Com" Slattery (played by Kevin Brown) only pops up occasionally on your dearly beloved 30 Rock, many of the 1993 Wesleyan University graduate cerebral musings (which the rest of the gang rarely get) have been compiled by our friend Slacktory. With an encyclopedic knowledge of everything from Uta Hagen to George Eliot, dude should have been smart enough to stay far, farrrr away from the denizens of network television.