Aner Manuel got the Uber ride of his life in Boston. But Aner wasn’t happy with the incredible pornographic show he got so he complained. According to Aner, his Uber driver kissed and got oral sex from a woman, who may or may not have been a prostitute. He posted his account to Facebook (and released then the video he took from the back seat — you can hear Aner asking the driver “man, stop” and getting out of the car):

“On Sunday July 16th I received the most dangerous and inappropriate uber ride ever. As I approached my uber, I noticed there was a passenger in the front seat. I double checked to make sure I didn’t select UberPool, and then approached the car. I assumed it may have been a family member of some sort. As we pulled off the female in the front (who was clearly on drugs) attempted to open the door and could not even sit straight as the vehicle was in motion. She then began to grope him and grab him. They began to kiss and she began loosening his belt. As we got further and further from my pickup location I had no idea where I was, so I had to stay in the car. She then proceeded to perform oral sex. This was my last straw. I asked the driver to drop me off. Since I’ve contacted uber and they refunded me for trip and gave me a “$10 credit”. They’ve seen this video and are still “investigating”. They have been extremely bad at answering any messages I’ve sent, and I demand something gets done. This is not okay!”

Summer Sebastion is 3-months pregnant and she is going to keep on working as a prostitute at the Bunny Ranch (a legal brothel in Nevada), saying she is defending “a woman’s right to choose.” And she is blogging about her experience doing preggo prostitution. “I knew two things: one was that I needed to continue building financial security for my family, and the second was to continue on my personal path to education. I have less than four years left to accomplish my Master’s degree in forensic pathology; in successfully becoming a medical examiner. Anyways, if society already looks down on me for being a working girl (even though legal), you can imagine what they will probably think of a pregnant working girl!” Summer is 30 and got pregnant by her longtime 70-year-old boyfriend.

“I want to make a statement that supports the right of a woman to choose to work as a prostitute while pregnant,” Summer said on her blog. “And if I can make it any easier for the next working girl to make the choice to work while expecting, then more power to her!” And Summer doesn’t give two shits what anyone else thinks. “I’ve never been one to let myself be intimidated by what others thought! It actually never occurred to me that I would stop working at the Bunny Ranch while I was pregnant,” she wrote. “I loved working here before, with my average sex drive, and I am lovin’ it even more now that I have all of these hormones pumping! And with that, I also knew I wanted to publicly, regularly and most of all proudly blog about my experience as a prego-working girl, from where I am today—14 weeks/three months—in my 2nd trimester, right up to the day I pop!”

Guarding the Vice President of the United States (that is Mike Pence, by the way), is, we suspect, a tough job. It requires sharpness, poise, concentration and focus. Those are of course all basically saying the same thing, but the point is it is fucking difficult. So we will not judge a single (or even married) Secret Service officer tapping a little ass on his days off. Helps keep the mind sharp. But for some reason, national news was that a Secret Service agent on Vice President Pence’s detail was caught walking out of a Maryland hotel, after busting a nut inside a prostitute. Now, this says more to us about the state of pay for the Secret Service than the character of the agent, that he had to meet a hooker at a seedy hotel rather than being in a position to pay a high-end escort to service him at his home (but since Backpage isn’t trading in flesh anymore, that has become more difficult). Anyway, the agent has been suspended. According to reports, the police responded to a call from the hotel manager who became suspicious of activity in one of the rooms. This was supposedly not a Democratic setup or a sting operation, just two people looking seedy as fuck and probably banging a bit too loud. The agent was arrested and was charged with solicitation. He self-reported his arrest to the Secret Service, and they are now trying to decide how to punish the agent. The agent was off-duty and did not present himself in his official capacity, according to law enforcement sources. But during his investigation, the agent was required to surrender his weapon and official gear and was placed on administrative leave. His security clearance and access to all Secret Service facilities has also been suspended. “We are exploring the full range of disciplinary actions,” a Secret Service spokesperson said. We doubt Washington, D.C. is the place to be dolling out moral punishments for lascivious behavior, but you gotta appease the base.

Former University of Oklahoma Sooners cheerleader Micah Madison Parker (below left) was arrested on prostitution chargers on March 30, 2017, along with her alleged pimp and boyfriend former Sooners football player Lawrence Moore. Micah is no longer on the squad, but interestingly, her mother is still the coach. As for Micah, she was charged booked into the Oklahoma County Jail and charged with destruction of evidence, offering to engage in an act of prostitution, and two counts of possession of a controlled dangerous substance. According to a probable cause affidavit filed in Oklahoma County, an undercover vice officer made arrangements to meet with a woman advertising sex on Backpage.com. (So apparently Backpage is back in the prostitution business!) Someone found Micah’s “alleged” Backpage.com escort page and posted it on Twitter (below right). The officer ended up meeting 23-year-old Micah, at the Sonesta Suites. After in the room, Micah allegedly offered sex to the undercover officer for $200. Go Sooners! Police then busted into the room and tried to take Micah into custody. But then the affidavit claims, Micah ran and tossed several cell phones into the toilet before they could nab her. Detectives searched the room and allegedly found burnt marijuana and a green substance believed to be codeine. Calls and social media conversations put police on to Lawrence “LJ” Moore, 22, as the pimp. Police picked him up as he later arrived at the hotel to pick up Micah’s car. LJ is facing charges of aiding and abetting prostitution, pandering, possession of a controlled dangerous substance, and possession of marijuana. Go Sooners!

When Erika Beneditka, 51, sets out to get revenge, she gets revenge. She went after Alison Ramsden, 46, posting a prostitution flier about Alison on lampposts all over their British town and neighboring towns. The flier read: “Alison Ramadan. I offer naked horse riding on the comfort of your own land. I can fulfil all your equine fantasies. No fantasy to big or small. Call me night or day for the ride you’ll never forget. Money back if not satisfied.” She also created a fake Facebook profile of Alison that said, ““I’m a dirty skank that loves the cock. The bigger the better. I also love horse fucking.” She posted a private picture of Alison naked on a horse, and wrote underneath it, “Naked horse lessons available and if any good I will suck u off xxx”. Alison recently opened up about her ordeal, for the first time talking about the traumatic (though pretty damn impressive) revenge plot, saying, “It left me in the depths of depression and I was afraid to leave the house. I was terrified people would believe I was actually a prostitute. The naked photograph was a private picture only meant to be seen by my partner. It was definitely not intended to be plastered all over my village of 4,000 people. It was mortifying to know all of my family, friends and neighbours had seen such an intimate photograph of me. The campaign went on for about three weeks – the flyers just kept popping up here and there. It was horrendous. Erika used to be a really good friend to me before she got jealous of my new boyfriend. Then she became the friend from hell. I don’t know what could make someone go to such extreme lengths . It’s not normal behaviour.” Yeah, bitches be like that sometimes.

The whole thing happened in February, but Erika was recently sentenced. That’s why it is making headlines now, and why we couldn’t get the uncensored pictures of Alison’s horse ride. Erica admitted causing harassment and sending abusive messages before Caernarfon Crown Court. She was ordered to perform 200 hours of unpaid community service and pay £200 (about $250) to Alison, with a three year restraining order. Alison was upset because she wanted prison time. Bitches be like that too sometimes.

Latina Model Aliana Lozada Gonzalez is on a social media detox, after the video and texts of her agreeing to have sex (including anal sex) with and give a blowjob to a 13-year-old boy for money went viral on Monday. She is now being called a pedophile and a whore, which aren’t too far off the mark. Aliana thought she was texting a sultan in Dubai, “Sultan Ali.” The texts could not be more clear, he was offering $30,000 and a free trip to Dubai for 5 days for Aliana and her friend, so Aliana would have sex with him in a threesome, including anal sex, and have sex with his 13-year-old brother for an extra $10,000. The “Sultan” also listed his fetishes and what he wanted Aliana to do to see if she would agree. She agreed to allow him to go bareback with her after they were both tested by a “royal Doctor,” for an extra $5,000. And then agreed to let him “pee in ur ass and want you to put it on my face after that’s the golden shower.” She agreed to let him “pee on ur face” and then have her “fart on my face.” After a lengthy text exchange, he asked her to make a video consenting to all they had discussed, and send it to his “assistant,” so Sultan Ali could book the tickets for Aliana. Sultan Ali specifically asked that Aliana say, “I also agree to have sex with his 13 year old virgin I will give him A blowjob and let him lick my pussy and ass and let him fuck me anal Mr Ali is paying me 50.000 US dollars for this.” Aliana agreed, including providing a text picture of her passport and holding it up in the video. Now the video and texts have all been published online. We can only assume it was the best/worst prank of all time. Ashton Kutcher would be proud (or extremely mortified like we are now).

Jenny Thompson is a former British prostitute, who claims she earned £1,200 ($1,500) for two-hour appointments, and fucked famous British celebrities. She looks every bit worth the price as she was spotted on the beach in Dubai, ahead of her debut on British reality television show Ex on the Beach. None of us earns anywhere close to enough to afford Jenny, but we can at least dream.

Dennis Hof, the owner and operator of six legal brothels in Nevada, is a progressive pimp. That’s why we love reporting on Dennis. He is always on the forefront of current social issues and creating ways to tie them into issues affecting prostitution and get free promotion. He is probably the hardest promoting pimp in America, at least the most publicized one. And to commemorate the 26th anniversary of the July 26, 1990 signing of the seriously historic Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA), Dennis retrofittied all six of his prostitution dens to be able to accommodate all customers regardless of their disability, which you can find online at BunnyRanch.com, LoveRanch.net, SagebrushRanch.com, KitKatRanch.com and AlienCathouse.com. Dennis publicized his accomplishment by saying, “While the ADA is an incredible achievement in guaranteeing civil rights and protections to the disabled, the time has come to go beyond that, to ensure that the physical and sensual pleasure needs of this far-too-long neglected community are met,” kicking off the first-ever legal brothel outreach campaign for the disabled. “The disabled community now has an affordable, legal, and medically-approved outlet for sexual satisfaction, and one that I am proud to say is the first of its kind anywhere in the world.” As an example, Dennis explained, “For example, now when a disabled person flies into the local airport in Reno to visit one of our brothels, he or she is not picked up in some conspicuous utility van, but we have a specially-imported British taxi we brought over from London, with a built-in ramp and massive back seating area to make our guests feel like the true VIPs they are.”

And Dennis’ courtesans are following his lead. Alice Little, a licensed sex worker at Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch in Carson City, said quite intelligently, “The sexuality of people with disabilities is invisible because they are often perceived as beings who do not engage in sex and do not have sexual desires. As a legal sexual provider working at a Nevada brothel, I’m here to tell you first-hand that this is far from the truth.” To address the special needs of disabled clients, Alice said, “Depending on the level of need, the caretaker can be in the room during the session to assist with mobility issues, health issues, or communication barriers.” She further explained, “Another challenge can be helping someone to overcome the social stigma against their sexuality. I encourage my clients to open up about prior experiences if they feel comfortable doing so, which allows me to better understand where they are coming from.” We felt inspired (with warm fuzzy feelings all inside) and the need to do our part, by adding this graphic of wheelchair sex positions. Godspeed, Americans with disabilities. Godspeed.

Mohammad Khalek, 46, drives a cab in New York City. It is a tough gig. What do you did when you want to get a quick release in between shifts? Don’t hate, it is a serious question, and everyone else can look up a prostitute, so why not your cab driver? Well, Mohammad went about the wrong way. He solicited a random woman in East Harlem by calling her over to his cab as she smoked a cigarette outside of her East Harlem apartment building at 2:35 a.m. in February (which, maybe by the neighborhood, by her smoking at almost 3AM, and who knows how she was dressed, maybe Mohammad just made a bad assumption). But instead of asking, which would have just been a minor faux pas, Mohammad allegedly showed her an porn clip of two people having sex, then, allegedly flashed a large amount of cash in front of her while whipping out his dick and going to town right then and there. Full stop, probably not wise, and what sense does it make, to start masturbating when you are seeking a prostitute to do it for you? Mohammad, presumably with his free hand, then allegedly pointed to the back seat of his cab, which the victim took as a solicitation for sex, according to her testimony at a June 7 hearing.

Mohammad, a driver since 1999, denied the allegations, saying he was the one propositioned for sex as he drove near the 116th Street subway station looking for a fare. Mohammad said he called her a prostitute and yelled at her in Bengali and English after she approached his cab and made lewd comments about having sex. But an administrative law judge found against him, seemingly because he had a history of complaints against him including threats, service refusals and traffic violations, as well as harassment and abuse, according to the judge’s decision. The judge recommended that the Taxi and Limousine Commission revoke Mohamad’s license and fine him $1,000. So, again, this is the wrong way to solicit a prostitute. And why it is worth it to pay for extra data on your smartphone plan and just find a quick release on Backpage.com like everyone else does.

The New York Police Department has weathered its fair share of scandals, including public corruption scandals, particularly related to drug trafficking. Most recent scandals have focused on the trigger happy fingers of the NYPD against racial minorities. But the scandal breaking in the last 48 hours, is one that sounds right out of Hollywood movie. Former prostitute Gabi Grecko, 27, who went by the name “Candi,” is spilling the beans on her work for businessmen who allegedly bribed NYPD officials with access to her pussy in one spectacular SuperBowl weekend. According to Gabi, she was hired to service former NYPD Deputy Inspector James Grant, Detective Michael Milici and the others during a plane ride in February 2013, who were indicted in a recent complaint by federal prosecutors. She performed oral sex on each of the men in the cabin, sometimes simultaneously having sex with more than one of them. “I was doing it while they were in their seats,” Gabi said. “It was me on top the whole time. Front, behind, side. They all seemed really comfortable to take their pants off in front of each other and laugh about it. It’s like they’d done this before.” Gabby claims this was all set up by Brooklyn businessman Jeremy Reichberg, who was also indicted, and during the plane ride, directed Gabi, shouting out instructions and providing running commentary, she said. Gabby is now cooperating with federal authorities.

As to Jeremy, Gabi said, “He wasn’t really part of the action. He was just like setting it up and watching. He got serviced for part of the time, but he was mostly just egging it on and saying nasty comments, instructing me what to do sexually.” She added, “He’d call me a dirty slut while smacking my ass.” She says she didn’t know the men were police officers at the time, even though they waived handcuffs. “I didn’t think they were real,” she said. “They were just waving them around, like to put them on me. I was like, ‘No way.’ ” Gabi was playing the role of sexy stewardess. “I was supposed to be a sexy stewardess. I’d ask: ‘Tea or coffee?’ ” she said. “They all wanted me, I guess, and not the tea or coffee.”
She claims she thought she was just going to be “sitting on people’s laps and drinking with them. I didn’t think it would be as extreme as it was, but then because I obviously couldn’t get off the plane, I had to do what they were telling me.” She added, “More than one would try to get my attention at once. They were really creepy and very rude and offensive.” And try as she might, apparently Gabi couldn’t satisfy all the officers. “One of them told me that I wasn’t giving a good blowjob,” Gabi said.

The flight was for a trip to Las Vegas arranged by Jeremy and his pal Jona Rechnitz, a Manhattan real estate investor, from February 2-4, 2013, for Super Bowl XLVII. The feds are saying that in exchange for the lavish trip and hookers, NYPD Deputy Inspector Grant performed “numerous official acts” for Jeremy and Jona, including “regularly” providing them with police escorts. In Las Vegas, Gabi said she stayed in Grant’s bedroom, at the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino. The other men/officers involved shared a huge duplex penthouse suite, with a hot tub on its terrace. They watched the Super Bowl in a private section of a large party room in the hotel, joined by local hookers. Gabby said, “When I came in, there were all these nude girls … They were walking in and out from the balcony,” and that, “They didn’t pressure me too much into doing it that time because there were all these girls.” Gabby only received $1,500 for her services when she returned to New York. “It was very small for what I thought it would be. He made it sound like it was some kind of management decision that they all made,” she said. “I was really offended, but I didn’t really argue with him. I was really tired. I was just, honestly, really glad the weekend was over and that he was dropping me off. It was one of the worst things that ever happened to me. I was just overcome with relief that it was over.” Gabi has since stopped hooking. “I just want people to know that because [of] the way I was treated, I stopped doing it,” she said. “It’s a dark thing that happened to me, but I don’t think it defines me.”

Grant’s lawyer, John Meringolo, called Gabi’s claims “an assassination of my client’s character,” adding, “The evidence will show it has nothing to do with the alleged quid pro quo.” Jona’s attorney, Marc S. Harris, called Gabi’s allegations “false and unfounded.” We will see…

The ladies at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel have experienced a spike in demand for superhero-themed sex role play, which appears to be the same across other legal Nevada brothels. According to Dennis Hof, the owner of seven brothels throughout Nevada, over the last five years the number of “sex parties” with a Marvel or DC superhero theme has tripled. “The requests for superhero sex parties started to really increase during the summer of 2012, shortly after the release of the first ‘Avengers’ film,” Dennis said. “Now my girls and their clients have practically turned the Bunny Ranch into a crime-fighting headquarters bent on saving the world from chastity.” “It seems like nearly every day I see yet another bunny dressed as Wonder Woman walking her lassoed, half-naked super villain down the hallway, ready to take him to her room for ‘questioning,’” Dennis added.

And the girls are really getting into the cosplay action. “The most fun I ever had was a threesome role-play in which Captain America, portrayed by the client, walked in on a make out session between me and a fellow prostitute dressed as Scarlet Witch and Black Widow,” sex worker Jenny Jade said to XBIZ.com. “The Star Spangled Avenger was shocked at first, but we eventually convinced him to shed his Boy Scout persona and join in.” Kitti Minx, an escort at Dennis’ Love Ranch near Las Vegas, said, “Many of us are proud geek girls and cosplayers. Participating in these comic book fantasies is as exciting for us as it is for our clients, especially if it’s a character we enjoy playing.” She added that her current favorite sexual cosplay is Deadpool. “He’s the naughtiest and kinkiest of all the Marvel heroes,” Kitti said of Deadpool. “I have a full-body, skin-tight Deadpool costume and all of the accessories required for the full Deadpool sextravaganza, including an exhaustive collection of BDSM paraphernalia, and a stuffed unicorn.”

Porn star Brett Rossi sued actor Charlie Sheen claiming that he failed to disclose his HIV status prior to them having unprotected sex. She is seeking $1 million and earnings from Sheen’s canceled TV show, “Anger Management.” Charlie isn’t pulling the punches. “This is a case by an extortionist … who gets paid for sex as a prostitute and a porn star,” Charlie’s lawyers said in their court papers. “Under the parties’ prior agreements, Sheen and Rosi agreed that any and all disputes between them would be resolved through mandatory, binding and confidential arbitration.” They added, “Rossi is banking on the fact that Sheen will pay her millions of dollars to avoid the negative publicity surrounding this action.” According to Charlie, Brett knew of his HIV status and still insisted on having unprotected sex with him like a normal couple, his attorneys stated in their court papers. “As a porn star, Rossi has had hundreds, if not thousands of sexual partners.” Charlie wants Judge Michelle Williams Court to either dismiss the lawsuit and order arbitration, or put the case on hold pending the conclusion of arbitration that began May 12.

Selling your body for sex is history’s oldest profession. But given its uniform illegality in most places in the world, Millennials seeking to become prostitutes and avoid the social stigma have given the world’s oldest profession a facelift, and the new name is “sugar baby.” Sugar babies are nothing new these days, but Clover Pittilla opened up about her experiences as a sugar baby and she’s killing it. Clover is only 19, but has been an active sugar baby (as a profession as opposed to just being a higher end high school skank) since 2014 has and dated 11 older men for money…..see, it just sounds better than prostitute, street walker, hooker, or overpaid cum dumpster. “I’ve had eleven sugar daddies so far, including three or four serious ones”, she said. “Boys do nothing but mess you around. At least if a sugar daddy breaks my heart, I can cry into a brand new pair of Manolo Blahniks.” Basically, Clover feels, “Boys are immature – especially when you’re only 19.” And that makes sense. Though, most girls date guys who are in their late 20s or even early 30s. But prostituting yourself to men in their 50s and 60s (and even 70s for Clover) is also a potential solution, right? Clover explains why she took the generation leap. “I’m a very mature 19. With young guys you get nothing but heartache, and all they want is sex. I want more than this.” And that makes sense, cause the only thing better than being a prostitute is being a lazy prostitute. But Clover doesn’t travel. “I imagine if I went on holiday with them I’d be under their control and I imagine they’d demand sex”, she said. “I’m not at the stage where I want that set-up.”

She recalled getting started. “So I thought okay, I’ll try the older man,” she said. “And even better if it’s an older man who buys me nice things.” Her first sugar daddy took her to the casino. “He lost about £5,000 that night and didn’t even bat an eye,” she said. “It was as if £5,000 was nothing to him. I couldn’t believe it. I just remember thinking, ‘I wish you’d spent that on me’.” And Clover doesn’t discriminate, men of any age can buy her company, because, as she says with her it’s not all about sex. “Sometimes, particularly with the older men, it just wouldn’t be possible for physical reasons, such as the one guy I was dating who was 74,” she said. “He was the oldest guy. He wasn’t interested which I’m quite happy about as I don’t think I’d have been able to stomach it. All we ever did was talk and go to nice restaurants, but he loved buying me expensive clothes, so we’d often go shopping together. The only catch was he would only buy me something he liked. He hated pink, which is my favourite colour. I always wanted a pink bag, he’d say no, it’s pink put it away. He’d point out lingerie like a frumpy floral bra for an older woman that a young girl wouldn’t be seen dead in. He was sweet, though. I’d get presents through the post from him, like boxes of Victoria’s Secret underwear out of the blue.”

Clover is sold on her sugar baby lifestyle. “I’m done with traditional relationships – I have my white husky to cuddle up to when I’m watching TV – I’m not lonely, I don’t need a guy permanently”.

According to reports, an unnamed Middle Eastern airline flight attendant was caught introducing a passenger to the Mile High Club, which later lead to admissions (before she was fired) that she has been fucking passengers for money for the last two years and made over £650,000 (that’s almost $1 million). Let’s say that again slowly, in case you missed it, she was fucking passengers for 2 years and made $1 million. Damn! A source speaking to the Saudi Arabic language daily Sada said: “She admitted that she had sex with many other passengers during flight and that she preferred long distance flights between the Gulf and the United States.” Of course she did, it gave her more time to make money, that’s like a 14-hour flight and you can fight at least 10 guys into the bathroom on that kind of trip. What’s a guy to do? According to reports, airline sources believe the woman charged £1,500 (roughly $2,275) for the mile high girl friend experience, an amount she earned on every flight. Once she was discovered fucking her most recent passenger John, she was terminated and deported. Hopefully, she lands on her feet and gets a new flight attendant job soon, and gets back to work.

We all know that the women in the modeling industry are vestal virgins waiting for marriage to be united in holy matrimony before God. They pray every day and are pure. So it should not have come as a shock to Angelea Preston, 29, that America’s Next Top Model rescinded her title in 2011 after winning Cycle 17, because she was an escort (prostitute) for a month in her past. Well, it did come as a shock and Angelea is suing ANTM and Tyra Banks, mostly because the producers knew shew as a hooker before from her appearance in Cycle 14, where she placed fourth, and in spite of her less that wearing-white-on-her-wedding-day past, encouraged her to compete in the show. Angela is suing now, for $3 million. In her interview, she engaged in some obligatory Tyra Banks bashing, saying “I used to admire Tyra so much. I wanted to be like her. I don’t want to be like her now. Tyra was non-existent. The only time we saw Tyra was at panel. Tyra never came in to talk to us personally. When the cameras stopped rolling it’s like she’s a stranger.” Angelea also called bullshit on the show, saying the conditions were horrible, and she was denied medical treatment at one point, all so the producers could capture it on television (cause we all know reality television producers are all choir boys beyond reproach, so how could they do such a thing). As for her hooking days, Angelea said, “I was in a very, very tough spot. I did some things for money that I’m not proud of. It was escorting. I had to survive. I had no money. I had no income. It was a stupid decision that lasted a month and I got out and it came back to bite me.” Before she was outed, Angelea was working for Abercrombie & Fitch, but now that everyone knows she was a prostitute, she claims, no one will touch her (except for all the Johns who keep calling her for a GFE (girlfriend experience).

Mary Ann, an Oklahoma City prostitute and self-described “Happiness Consultant,” has raised some tough questions for UPS. She posted a selfie in a UPS shirt in the back of a truck, with her tits out, of course. She said in a post with the picture, “Look at my naughty time from yesterday…. hehehe.” Mary Ann is really Tiffany Hawkins, a 38 year-old from Chickasha (a.k.a. Tiffany Cums), according to JohnTV.com, a website devoted to “exposing prostitution” in Oklahoma City. She’s been previously charged with prostitution, and is still on probation, which is why the UPS pictures have been quickly taken down, along with her website. But her profile on www.eecie.net remains. She says, “I offer a full menu, from DFK [deep french kissing], CIM [cum in mouth], to Greek [anal sex]. I am here only because I truly enjoy being here. When the donation is already sat at the right rate, and with a weekly discount for my Fun Fridays, I know we can have a lot of fun! What I enjoy is full GFE [girl friend experience (a.k.a sex)] with just enough PSE [porn star experience] to make things exciting. … I am not model material… I am a MILF [mother i’d like to fuck] with some ‘baby damage’, but I am a confidant woman who just loves to play… with a great attitude, and some mad skills, you will not be disappointed.”

It appears her UPS John was not disappointed, as he shared his shirt and let Mary Ann take pictures in his truck. In a follow-up post to her original UPS preview, Mary Ann said “I’m posting the UPS BBBJCOF pics on my members site today…. It was a lot of fun, looking foward to more fun! “BBBJCOF” means Bare Back Blow Job, Cum On Face. So they obviously had a great time. But the driver who engaged Mary Ann’s happiness consultant services should be on the lookout. UPS is investigating, and says it will fire the driver. “It disrespects UPS drivers and customers. This is not behavior we would ever condone for anyone, let alone for our company. We want to assure other drivers and our customers that this will be fully investigated,” a UPS representative Susan Rosenberg said. We could only find the edited picture, but Mary Ann was nice enough to leave in another thread a topless picture of herself that she had shared previously, so you get the idea.