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Stephen Douglas

Born and raised in Mid-Southern Upstate New York, Stephen holds a master's degree in public communications. Money well spent? I'd say so. These days he jokes about sports on the Internet. Professionally.

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Kate Upton is going to be in body paint in this issue? People are about to start asking why I’m not wearing pants.

Babar 2.0

Kate Upton is going to be in body paint in this issue? People are about to start asking why I’m not wearing pants.

They’ve been wondering for years.

https://twitter.com/#!/ParrishWalton HuskerDawg

Her figure is outstanding. She also seems like the kind of girl who would blow you in a theater, so that adds to her appeal.

http://www.sportsherniablog.com Tim Ryan

Honestly looks a little dumpy.

ms621

Honestly looks a little dumpy.

You and Menarky should party together.

http://spartyandfriends.com/ mizerle06 is sarah phillips

Honestly looks a little dumpy.

shut the fuck up, Ryan.

http://www.sportsherniablog.com Tim Ryan

She pretty much looks like any number of Irish bartenders in Times Square with huge tits that will soon be down to her tibias.

ms621

She pretty much looks like any number of Irish bartenders in Times Square with huge tits that will soon be down to her tibias.

They can’t all be perky high school girls forever, Wooderson.

https://twitter.com/#!/ParrishWalton HuskerDawg

She pretty much looks like any number of Irish bartenders in Times Square with huge tits that will soon be down to her tibias.

Keep it up. I like where this train is headed. This will be part of her bio some day.

“Noted sports blogger and part-time hair aficionado Tim Ryan called her dumpy and said her tits would hit the floor…but Kate persevered.”

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

Do people actually masturbate to the swimsuit issue still?

mmonast

wonderful

http://www.sportsherniablog.com Tim Ryan

It’s the cover, I’m not impressed with SI’s retouching department.

http://www.sportsherniablog.com Tim Ryan

Do people actually masturbate to the swimsuit issue still?

Awesome. +1

sctrojans

Each tit is bigger than her face

ms621

Do people actually masturbate to the swimsuit issue still?

You act like there should be some shame involved with that.

sctrojans

Do people actually masturbate to the swimsuit issue still?

Awesome. +1

I recently learned old people still buy porn on vhs, so probably

Cowboy Mike's Old Original Red Hot Ricochet Barbeque Sauce

You act like there should be some shame involved with that.

When there’s untold scores of people participating in any act you could possibly imagine – IN MOVING TALKIE PICTURES – for free on the internet, yes, yes there is.

https://twitter.com/#!/ParrishWalton HuskerDawg

Do people actually masturbate to the swimsuit issue still?

Surely 12-year-olds do. They probably have a parent who puts some tracking shit on their computer, so they buy a magazine with lunch money and go to town. At least in my day we had one of our friends’ dad’s playboy collection.

https://twitter.com/#!/ParrishWalton HuskerDawg

Each tit is bigger than her face

Ha! Funny ’cause it’s true.

ms621

When there’s untold scores of people participating in any act you could possibly imagine – IN MOVING TALKIE PICTURES – for free on the internet, yes, yes there is.

[shrugs]

Gotta switch things up from time to time.

http://twitter.com/jaykidd13 José Pippen

Tyra Banks doesn’t know it but her SI swimsuit cover played an integral role in me learning some things about myself.

Nada

If Kate could get boob implants, why can’t she get hip implants? Really would help to have the entire package.

http://www.twitter.com/mwtrizzle Mugatu

It’s more titillating to me when you are in conversation with a girl, no matter who she is and the conversation turns and you realize she’s into you. More so than any air-brushed picture of someone none of will ever meet. Porn is in between