Glenn Danzig to be on VH1’s Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig

I’m not even joking.

Glenn Danzig, former Misfits singer, will be walking tall in the glam boots of Bret Michaels for a new Rock Of Love show aimed at finding him someone to bring home to “Mother.” The show will be called “Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig” and will make it’s premiere on VH1 in July.

At least they’re getting a metal god to do the show now. I just have to wonder what he’s going to put those girls through, to win his affections. Vh1 details some of the challenges, which include: “goat entrail soup, chili cook-off, blindfolded nun deflowering contest, sexy seance strip-a-thon, virgin or family member: the sacrifice challenge, and name that heretic.”

I think this is gonna chip away at every morsel of the fantasy life i think danzig lives. unless these women are 6’8 black hair that weres stillettos and a python as an accessory than they are not good enough for danzigs love!

next thing you know danzig will be in an episode of a cartoon….like aqua teen hunger force or something.
danzig is like 5’3″, it would be hilarious to seem him surrounded by a bunch of strippers that are 6’5″ in their heels.