Yeah, but that's like saying I could shag Angelina Jolie if I start being handsome, rich and gain about 4" of cock.

#opengoalforsodomyjoke

Oz XI next test?

Pattinson in for X D'oh is a given, IMHO. If he's fit I'd be bringing Wade back (sans gloves) for Hughes too.

Can't really see Wade getting picked as a batsman ahead of Uzi - it'd be unprecedented if Haddin was picked ahead of him on the basis of keeping alone, and Brad hasn't really done enough to knock him out by dint of runs.

Or even Maxwell, itbt.

"The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber

Can't really see Wade getting picked as a batsman ahead of Uzi - it'd be unprecedented if Haddin was picked ahead of him on the basis of keeping alone, and Brad hasn't really done enough to knock him out by dint of runs.

Or even Maxwell, itbt.

Khawaja's on the naughty step tho, isn't he? Bit craven to bring him in so soon.

Truthfully reckon Wade's more likely to score test runs just now too.

&, tbh, Haddin's looked like Alan Knott by comparison to the bollock-handed Victorio-Tasmanian.

"The PFA does not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-football matters."- Gordon Taylor in 2009 following Marlon King's release after a prison sentence for sexual assault & ABH

you know the only thing more irritating than today's bowling performance? the first time ya meet zelda in ocarina of time, she speaks for ****ing ages and THEN you have to talk to impa for ****ing ages, **** right off ****s