CONFUSED

24042010

APOLOGIES for this very late post. There were some domestic problems that had to be addressed. Influenced by what she saw in the news, my mother’s personal manicurist quit her job to apply as a member of the board of Pag-IBIG Fund. A day later, our gardener left saying he’s confident of landing a job in the Luneta Park administration.

These people have been serving us for years! My mother felt betrayed. While delivering a speech in a community event, she broke down, openly cried and said, “Tao lang din ako, nasasaktan.” You know what happened next after her tearful speech? Malacañang offered her the job of justice secretary!

But things slowly returned to normal. After posting ‘Help Wanted’ ads, several people flocked to our house and applied for the two vacancies. My mother is finalizing the list of candidates now. To determine who’s best suited for the job, she plans to do a survey in our community… unless of course Sen. Richard Gordon intervenes, and slap her with a lawsuit.

Can you believe it? There are only 15 days left before the national elections! The tension is killing everyone. With the seemingly endless mudslinging between and among candidates, people are getting more confused. Take the case of Noynoy Aquino. The guy has two vice presidents!

“Killing” Kris
The Aquino family has reportedly requested that Kris Aquino’s character in her primetime soap be “killed” so that she could devote more time campaigning for Noynoy. Grateful viewers lauded the Aquino family’s request and called it “heroic.”

Jamby’s Threat
Presidential candidate Jamby Madrigal threatened to go on a hunger strike unless the Commission on Elections agrees to conduct a parallel manual count of votes in next month’s automated polls. The Comelec dismissed the threat as political gimmickry claiming that Jamby was actually having weight issues and had to go on a diet.

Sen. Jamby Madrigal threatens to go on a hunger strike if the Comelec won’t conduct a parallel manual count of votes in next month’s automated elections. If that doesn’t work, she’ll do something more improbable: eat galunggong and itlog na maalat.

Quiboloy’s Birthday
Cult leader Apollo Quiboloy reveals he has not yet received any vision on the “chosen one” for the May 10 elections. Quiboloy was expecting a clear sign from Heaven last week… but Iceland’s Eyjafjallajokull Volcano erupted.

Cult leader Apollo Quiboloy who turns 60 on April 25 claims a following of six million… making him a strong candidate for spiritual adviser to the president.

Reports say the very single Pastor Apollo Quiboloy has invited his closest friends and some 50,000 children to his mini-theme park in Davao for his birthday party. Among those who confirmed attendance were Elizabeth Taylor, Diana Ross, Reverend Al Sharpton, and Macaulay Culkin.

————————–“The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.”
~Frank Zappa

Wow, I’m early. Jamby won’t be able to cook galunggong because she first has to find LPG that costs P8. “refill lang ha?” Heard her say that in Unang Hirit when she was asked questions testing her knowledge on various issues following her galunggong faux pas weeks back.

Me too. Kaya, I want to address this to our dear PH: Prof, we understand if you want to keep it secret for now, but will you reveal your presidential candidate, win or lose, after the election? La lang. Curious lang kami.

Guess what is its verbal/conversation equivalent? SINGLISH! yewwww and yak. After some time talking to a Singaporean, you “ultimally” get a “headache”. :-)

Galing mo naman Mr. Heckler. Kanina ko lang narinig key Vice Ganda sa Showtime yung “Jejemon”. Thanks for the link about it and being so updated. Now I know what to call those retards who wrongly sends me text messages only a code master can decipher.

kris has been thanking quiboloy in her The Buzz. With BA adding, “he’s one of those persons I love to interview in my show.” O-ha, bolahan at its subtle best. For so many years the Quiboloy’s sect exists, ngayon lang sya gustong i-interviewhin ni BA. Ewan ko lang kung magpapabola si PQ. Could be. Who knows? Free media mileage din yan that is likely to generate additional membership.

tHnKZ fOr sHrINg AboUTZ jejEmOn p0wH. I CAN now tYpe lYk tHem, UsINg D transltor. I alSO NoW know How to Get annOyeD At mySELf. AnD tHiZ iZ especiOlY greaT for ANnoyiNg othERZ. Brb, i’M gonna tHROw Up LoLZ!

Chiz endorsement of Noynoy is legit meaning it came from a significant political figure who is not tied to any political party nor a CULT. And one thing is for certain…whoever believes the ampatuan stunt to endorse Noynoy is an idiot. Ask Gilbert Remulla of NP about it.

hilarious as always. saw in the news today that the villar camp has stooped so low as to submit his really old mother to face the media. ayos ah! appeal to pity. too bad the public will see it as it really is, a plain media gimmick.