These photos of the Dartz Prombron Red Diamond may be even weirder than the SUV

[Now updated with winning captions.] News that Kanye and Kim (we refuse to call them "Kimye") are buying a million-dollar Iron Diamond from the gonzo Latvian outfit known as Dartz Kombat has renewed interest in the luxury SUV-maker. Here we step into the wayback machine and head to 2010, when Dartz released the Red Diamond, whose ticket price of $1.25 million made it the world's most expensive SUV. And then came this lunatic set of photos...