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All my guitars have a bomb inside of them. If, when they are taken from their case, the person holding them does not play a certain progression in a specific order with exactly my crappy level of playing, they explode.

All my guitars have a bomb inside of them. If, when they are taken from their case, the person holding them does not play a certain progression in a specific order with exactly my crappy level of playing, they explode.

Were there any customers eyeballing that particular guitar recently? Those two are pros and they probably had an "order" so to speak for that exact guitar before they stole it. Unscrupulous customer walks in and sees a 10k guitar he fancies. Instead of buying it he can have these two get it for a fraction of the retail price. It's doubtful they would steal it without already having a buyer waiting for it. It's good that you got such a clear video of them, being pros there's a good chance the police may have run across these two before. If not you'd think that video would be more than enough evidence to make an insurance claim.