Being the social libertarian that I am, I hate using the word criminal to describe this guy, but there's no question that he was dumb.

PORT ST. LUCIE � Maurice Stuckey made a critical error Wednesday when he asked Officer Matt Wood for directions but forgot to remove the marijuana "blunt" tucked behind his left ear.

When I read this, I thought automatically about the scene from Season 3 of The Wire where Major Bunny Colvin is driving his district and a particularly dumb corner man asks him if he wants to buy some heroin while everyone--including the other guys working the corner--laugh at him. Alas, either YouTube or my search skills are lacking, so instead, I'm providing you with a completely unrelated piece of tv history.