‘The Mooch’ Returns to Declare His Love for ‘Trump’ on ‘The President Show’

Mario Cantone showed up on Comedy Central’s The President Show last week as the freshly anointed White House communications director, Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci. Unfortunately for Cantone, he’s not going to get to play that role for long; the Mooch got canned just 10 days after getting the job. But Cantone got to play the Mooch at least one more time when he said farewell to the love of Mooch’s life, Donald Trump.

The Mooch Returns!

As the show got started, Trump (Anthony Atamanuik) was talking to Vice President Mike Pence (Peter Grosz) and Steve Bannon (John Gemberling), when he said, “We have lost a lot of friends around here lately. Including the only man I ever loved.” Right then, Cantone crawled out from inside the couch, saying, “I friggin’ love you, Mr. President. It’s me, the only f***able guy in the White House.”

Unfortunately, the Mooch couldn’t stay for long, but before he left, he found the silver lining, saying, “At least now I can go see my wife and newborn son,” right before he and Trump laughed hysterically. The Mooch then followed that up with, “No, I’m not gonna do that.”

One More Old Italian Expression

As Cantone’s Mooch was leaving, he said he had one more “old Italian expression” to share, and then passionately kissed Trump. Then the giant hand of Gen. Mike Kelly reached in and grabbed Mooch as he yelled out “I love you, Mr. President. I friggin’ love you.”