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Book Claims Adolph Hitler Escaped To Brazil And Died In 1984

Is the photo at right of a man known as Adolph Leipzig none other than der Führer? A Brazilian researcher as been granted permission to conduct genetic testing in an effort to prove her theory, the Daily Mail reports:

A startling new book claims Adolf Hitler actually escaped his hideout and died incognito in 1984 in a small town near Brazil’s border with Bolivia – and it can be proved by a picture.

The author believes the Fuhrer fled to Argentina before settling in the Brazilian state of Mato Grosso to hunt for buried treasure – with a map given to him by Vatican allies. As part of his elaborate ruse to escape detection, he also had a relationship with a black woman called Cutinga.

She claims he may have lived as Adolf Leipzig in the small Brazilian town of Nossa Senhora do Livramento. Simoni says Leipzig was known locally as the ‘Old German.’ Simoni is now planning to use DNA tests using a relative of Hitler living in Israel, after been given permission to exhume Adolf Leipzig’s remains.

Poor old Hitler – he didn’t really want a World War it wuz them Illuminati people wot made him do it.

Damien Quinn

That photo’s pretty grainy, it might be him but I’ve seen toast which bore a clearer resemblance.

Rhoid Rager

He shoulda kept the little stache. It suited him.

Spankylee Wayne

I saw a man that looked like elvis yesterday…..is he still alive too?

Corey Michael Naughton

While South America was mostly neutral during WW2 Argentina went through some major upheavals at the time. Furthermore, Brazil joined the allied side in 42 which would make it a pretty unwelcome place for Hitler. Especially after Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy retaliated. Brazil then went through a coup immediately following the war and the book states that he lived just 30 miles from the capitol. The book also states that inbetween Argentina and Brazil he was in Paraguay which was another destabalized country at the time. This is besides the fact that there were witnesses to his death and their remains (both his and Evas) were handled as per their instructions. Also, the post-grad student openly says that the idea started after photoshopping a Hitler mustache onto the picture you see above … Yeah … Seriously. Oh, did I mentioned that this has been laughed at by every major historian?

BuzzCoastin

Simoni is now planning to use DNA tests
using a relative of Hitler living in Israel

ok
that’s the the real strange part

ze’ev

Guilt does funny things to people.

American Cannibal

How do you know the relative had anything to do with Nazism or Hitler?

InfvoCuernos

Just the fact that the relative chose to live in Israel doesn’t seem odd? Did this person convert to Judaism (or Islam)? Or were they Jews all along? I think that is the weird part.

American Cannibal

That part is incomplete, though ironic.

Rhoid Rager

I find it more disturbing that someone would voluntarily chop off their foreskin in a non-erotic situation.

ChaoticHazard

but in erotic situations its ok?
hope you have a safe word…

Rhoid Rager

i have a safe Shakespearean sonnet i quote. It takes time to recite, but it helps me push my limits.

Rey d’Tutto

The Safe Word is “OW!”

Sanger

Hitler was Juden. Look it up.

ze’ev

False

Sanger

I am WRONG. At least I can admit it.

ze’ev

Correction…. I just read the whole article. Turns out the “relative” is related by marriage… I hereby retract that piece of evidence in shame.

ze’ev

I must retract part of my still-awaiting-moderation comment. The article I presented as evidence is NOT about a blood relative of Hitler;s. I hang my head in shame.

devinAusten

it was acutally Dr joseph mangele or something like that who escaped to south America in order to hide from all of his unhumanly procedures to people during the second world war, he was spotted numerous times but had kept moving when he finally dies to natural causes. which wouldn’t be forsure until the early to mid 90’s when dna testing became available. That’s when they took some of the mans DNA and found out it was Dr . Joseph , NOT hitler

jokermanT

That’s not Mangele, nor is it Hitler, in the photo. Mangele wasn’t the only Nazi that escaped to south America. Not by a long shot. Adolf Eichmann was captured there, as were many others over the years. Also no way Hitler lived until the 80’s, even if he did escape. in 1944 and 45, he was already showing his Parkinsons disease. Noone with Parkinsons lives into their 90’s.

devinAusten

I say that it was him because I specifically remember watching a 2 hour documentary on him, that photo being included from one of his vineyards or farms so yea I would say that I agree with a fact more than your OPINION,thanks

jokermanT

sure thing…except Joseph Mengele had little, tiny ears, not big old flopping dumbo ears. It’s also been proven that he died in Brazil in February, 1979, therefore was no longer alive when this photo was taken in the early 80’s, and was only 67 when he died…guy in this photo is aged far beyond 67…but you know, real facts, not whatever false documentary you claim to have seen.

Fenrir Glass

Project Paperclip

Craig Bickford

I still have no idea why people post stuff from this shit show media outlet known as the Daily Mail. This one is funny I suppose, something for their racists readership to help them sleep better at night maybe, knowing Der Fuhrer made it out alive?

Mr Grim

It might just be due to the whiskey I put on my muesli this morning when I ran out of soy milk, but IMHO the person on the right resembles one of the Teletubbies rather more than he does ol’ Crazy A.

Andrea

hahaha I thought the same

Matt Sowersbry

This makes me think that people miss the importance of THE HORROR of what kind of a man Adolf Hitler was. He would not leave his country, he would die with it, because his whole campaign was based on ‘national sovereignty’.
Saying he just fucked off to the Caymans is kind of disregarding the lessons we supposedly learned from his warped ideology.
Like you could believe that he was in some senses just a normal guy who looked around, came to his senses and said “Ah well, cut my losses – Auf Wiedersehen motherfuckers, I’m goin’ on a cruise”

InfvoCuernos

He has been often quoted as saying that if the Germans won’t fight for their country, why should he keep fighting, in those last days in the bunker. He felt that the German people were responsible for the loss of the war, not his piss poor planning and meth fueled strategy, so I could totally see that little dickhead paying off some Soviet Officer with gold teeth to let him fly out of Germany.

Matt Sowersbry

Right, I get your point – the loyalty he had was ‘warped’, and at the end of the day he would betray even his own ’cause’ if you could call it that. But what I’m saying is that the idea of ‘being nationalistic’ was something we learned was a flawed idea.
It doesn’t matter if Hitler escaped. It’s not Hitler who was the monster, it was what he BELIEVED. And that didn’t dissapear, people are still thinking like that now, right?

Jonas Planck

I am uncertain whether it’s acceptable or not to invoke Godwin’s Law in the comments now… Oh, well, that never stopped anyone before, so here goes…
Isn’t that JUST LIKE HITLER?

Adam’s Shadow

I highly doubt that this is true, and hope it’s not, but goddamn it’s a cool story.

http://richardprins.com RichardPrins

You’d think that people (and headline writers in particular) would know how to spell the name of one of the most notorious genocidal maniacs in history…

The quoted article provided a few clues as well.

http://lambright.com/ wayne lambright

relative of Hitler living in Israel?

rxdrone

Sounds like an Uncharted videogame plot.

JESSE

The Russians have his skull. They used his dental records that they received from his dentist in Germany after the war to confirm that skull was indeed his. There are many conspiracies that are true. This one is not. He’s toast. He was pure evil and he did what he was put on earth to do. Destroy. After Satan used him up he had no more use for him.

Clair Mcfarlane

Relative living in Israel, good to see his policies continuing with his family

http://www.myspace.com/caramelcorpse Schweí K. Übersteigen

What a bunch of fucking horseshit…
What is this really based on exactly? The claim written here even reads like fucking fan-fiction!…
And WHY produce a book BEFORE getting the DNA tests back!!? Of course, to pander to delusional fucking morons!

The only reason why I subscribe to “Disinformation” is because it’s always amazing what nonsensical rubbish they try to pass off on idiots next!

disqus_Njs8lVnwOT

That guy doesn’t look anything remotely like Hitler. Hitler’s remains have already been tested and established scientifically through DNA analysis as authentic. His body was burnt beside the bunker in Berlin in 1945. Sorry.conspiracy weirdos, Elvis is dead, Bruce Lee died from an accidental ingestion of aspirin, not as the result of a murder plot by the Ameida Tong and Hitler committed suicide rather than being caught by the Russians.

JESSE

That is such a lie. Adolf Hitler was not a Christian. He maybe called himself a Christian just because back then people called themselves Catholic, Protestant or whatever based on where they were born and not so much because of their belief system. The bible teaches that no man should ever go against Israel or the Jewish people and that if he does he will be punished. And Hitler murdered God’s people. Also in the bible murdering is a sin and not allowed under the ten commandments. Christians are not allowed to murder and are taught to love their enemies. To turn the other cheek. How can you say Hitler is a Christian when he killed Jewish people which is strictly forbidden in the bible for many reasons. He never spoke of Christ in any of his speeches. He never taught people about Jesus and he had a platform to do it. Also he was involved in secret societies and taking oaths in secret societies is strictly forbidden in the bible as well. Real Christians that are baptized in water and proclaim their faith in public that they are a follower of Jesus Christ do not do the types of things that Hitler did. These kind of bullshit lies is one of the reasons people hate Christians. Atheists have killed more people than religions by a long shot. The Russians killed millions of Catholics, the Chinese killed and continue to kill Christians. The list goes on and one.. Christians were fed to the Lions by the Roman Empire until Constantine became a Christian or at least used Christianity to rule. Yes he did horrible things and the Catholic church has done horrible things in the name of Christ. That can’t be denied. But to say that atheism or communism has not killed people is a lie from the pits of hell. That’s fine if you don’t belief in God. If you don’t believe in Jesus. Physicists are now telling us that the Universe has a designer. That it is created almost like a video game. That there are structure, boundaries, rules, that are complicated and that they had to be designed somehow, that there is intention in this math. Truth is truth. If I’m wrong I dissolve into the dirt or go on some space odyssey. If you are wrong you will suffer in hell for eternity. Atheists hate Jesus and Christians and the cross because they don’t want to admit that they are sinners. That they are selfish. That they don’t care about the widows and orphans of the world. They don’t want to give up their time and money to help others. They enjoy treating their wives like shit and cheating on them. Not taking responsibility for their children. They don’t want the party to stop. They don’t want to take a look at their actions. There are also a lot of false Christians out there that speak of Christ but also don’t want to take responsibility. Atheists just want to keep the party going. They don’t want to accept that we are not God. That we should be grateful to God for what we have. It’s never enough. More money more sex more drugs more more more. The cross offends atheists.

Mr Grim

Sorry, but defending an article from a sensationalist rag like the Daily Mail with a link to yet another article from the same notoriously inaccurate source doesn’t help anyone’s argument: you might as well be citing something written on a wall in human faeces.

heinrich6666

Face is blurry, but the ears don’t match Hitler’s at all. Not sure I would have gone to the trouble of writing a book/exhuming a body.