Introducing the Smogon ShoddyBattle Staff!

Also, I'd like to point out that this thread is as much Iggybot's work as it is mine, if not even more! ps iggy: i really wanted to wait for you but when you didn't reply to my pm for over a day i just couldn't resist anymore!

Before you proceed to read this thread, I recommend you read this and subsequently this. Doing so will increase this threads value tenfold.

As you could make out from the posts I linked above, this thread is to do with our good friend glowstick yet again. After last time's encounter glowstick still pm'ed me daily with messages such as 'hi'. Upon resisting for a few days, I couldn't resist no more and I teamed up with Iggybot to take it to the next level!

A new test was created for glowstick and there again begins his journey!

(Please note that I'll be editing the logs up or this thread will end up WAY too long!)

The Test

Code:

glowstick: i want to takke the test to become a mod
IggyBot: the test is fairly simple
IggyBot: someone who has come this far shouldn't have too much trouble passing it
glowstick: i know
IggyBot: do you think you are worthy?
glowstick: Yes
IggyBot: ok so now time for the test
IggyBot: you have to draw a picture of what you think I look like
glowstick: yes what do i have to do?
IggyBot: and show it to me
IggyBot: if I think it is good enough, you will pass
glowstick: thats a hard one can i have a few minutes
IggyBot: yes no problem
IggyBot: you can just use microsoft paint if you want

Iggybot

So glowstick must now draw an image of what he thinks Iggybot is like! I'm sure you all know where this is going....

Code:

glowstick: just one thing if thats alright?
glowstick: your not a robot are you
IggyBot: I cannot tell you that
IggyBot: I may be a robot
glowstick: ok
IggyBot: I may be a man
IggyBot: I may be BOTH
glowstick: ok
glowstick: do you belive in world peace
IggyBot: well of course
IggyBot: is the picture almost done?
glowstick: its nearly there
IggyBot: ok good
glowstick: i hope you like it ;)

And without any delay, I'd like to introduce to you the first member of the Smogon ShoddyBattle Staff, Iggybot!

With his brilliant artistry, glowstick was sure to receive Iggybot's approval but little did he know that his journey was still far away from the end....

Code:

IggyBot: amazing!
IggyBot: it's great!
glowstick: ill take that you like the pic of you
IggyBot: oh yes
IggyBot: you passed my test
glowstick: yay
IggyBot: but I can't make the final decision
glowstick: who do i have to go to
IggyBot: you will have to talk to Shiv's brother, Shiv42
IggyBot: he should be coming online any minute now
glowstick: oh no
glowstick: shiv 42 is realy hard to get bi
IggyBot: I know
IggyBot: but I am sure you can do it

Shiv42

glowstick reluctantly pm'ed Shiv42 (my evil twin brother!) only to find out that the following:

Code:

glowstick: helo shiv42 we meat again
Shiv42: what the fuck are YOU pm'ing me again for
glowstick: i made it passed Iggybot i can make it passed you
Shiv42: oh god
Shiv42: did my idiot brother let you take the test again
Shiv42: when will he learn that you are not good enough.
glowstick: no Iggybot did
glowstick: i got sent to you
Shiv42: ok
Shiv42: what is the test this time
Shiv42: ugh
glowstick: well Iggy bot made mi draw a pic of her
glowstick: or him
Shiv42: ok
Shiv42: go draw a picture of me
Shiv42: however if i dont like it
Shiv42: you wont only fail the test
Shiv42: you will be banned too.
glowstick: ok ill be a cpple of minutes
Shiv42: ok
glowstick: done

Looks like he had help on it though!

Code:

glowstick: shiv42 is makeing mi draw a pic of him
glowstick: he said if he doesnt like it he will fail mi and ban mi is it worth it?
IggyBot: don't worry, I will coach you
glowstick: gud
glowstick: and look out for mi if i get banned
IggyBot: don't worry =)
glowstick: thanks
IggyBot: Shiv42 acts tough, but he is really just a fat, sad, evil little boy
IggyBot: that is what you must draw
glowstick: im drawing him steeping on a person with blood i think thats whats hes in to
IggyBot: no
glowstick: then what
IggyBot: he doesn't step on people
IggyBot: he sits on them
glowstick: lol i think that i better make him standing i really want to become a mod and iv come so far
IggyBot: no, that's what Shiv42 wants you to think!
IggyBot: you're falling right into his trap
glowstick: lol ok then he will body slam like snorelax
IggyBot: yes, just like snorlax
glowstick: but hes bigger
IggyBot: much bigger
glowstick: i just drawed a pic of him killing a bunny
glowstick: do you think thats good
IggyBot: fantastic!

glowstick had finished his second piece of artwork, could he finally impress Shiv42?

Here's the next member of the Smogon Site Staff!

(Sorry for the bad quality, he made it really small and it had to be resized. Its basically Shiv42 killing a bunny!)

At this time however, Shiv42 had to go afk and couldn't reply to glowstick. glowstick was thus left in turmoil wondering what Shiv42 would say when he finally met him.

A couple of days later, glowstick received the magical approval from Shiv42! It seemed that it was finally time for him to be a part of the Smogon ShoddyBattle Staff! However, it was not to be as Shiv42 gave him one last test before he could be a moderator. glowstick now had to draw pictures of all of the ShoddyBattle Staff.

A tough ask indeed, glowstick gave it his all but finally gave up even though Shiv and Jackal both tried their hardest to convince him to go on...

The Return

Did you guys really think glowstick would give up? He was back in a few days, ready to draw again! Well not really ready, he was convinced that there was no test and it took a bit of convincing to make him believe there was. Here are some snippets from that conversation:

Code:

glowstick: helo iggy bot
glowstick: as you can most likey c im not a mod
glowstick: want to know y?
IggyBot: why?!?
IggyBot: why not?
glowstick: beacsue there is no test
IggyBot: what?
IggyBot: of course there is
glowstick: no theres not admin choses mods when they need some more
IggyBot: yes, that is true of course
IggyBot: in times of need, admins may choose new users to become moderators
IggyBot: however, you CAN apply to become a moderator
glowstick: and
glowstick: how
IggyBot: by taking the tests of various current moderators
glowstick: shiv 42 said yes
IggyBot: but if you want to become a moderator, you must do it
glowstick: but then he said that i had to draw a pic of every mods
IggyBot: yes
glowstick: just couldnt do that
IggyBot: I had to do that as well
IggyBot: it takes a while
IggyBot: but that's OK
IggyBot: you can take your time, just as long as you don't take TO long
glowstick: but how does drawing pics of mods prove your self
IggyBot: it shows that you know how to read people
IggyBot: see
IggyBot: being a moderator
IggyBot: it's very important to be able to guess what people are like based on their username

Code:

IggyBot: start drawing those pictures
glowstick: so do i
glowstick: no to many mods
glowstick: ill do two ppl
IggyBot: you have to do at least 3
IggyBot: I want you to draw Hipmonlee, Jumpman16 and chaos

chaos

Aha! Its time for the noob to be drawn!

Code:

glowstick: hey
IggyBot: hi!
IggyBot: how are the pictures going?
glowstick: i done two so far jumpman and chaso
IggyBot: awesome!
IggyBot: show them to me
glowstick: whos the other person i have to do?
IggyBot: Hipmonlee
glowstick: hipmonlee likes fire type ae
IggyBot: I don't know
glowstick: im up loading chaos now
IggyBot: ok
IggyBot: also
IggyBot: jumpman is black
IggyBot: did you draw him black?
glowstick: um im draw him now is he fit?
IggyBot: yes
glowstick: gud
glowstick: theres chaos
glowstick: hes useing twister to kill ppl that dont respect him
glowstick: you like it
IggyBot: awesome

And without any delay, here's chaos!

However, Iggybot wasn't satisfied with that image.

Code:

IggyBot: but
IggyBot: chaos is hairy
IggyBot: you should add some hair and it will be PERFECT

So here's chaos (bear form).

Jumpman16

After taking on one admin, its time for glowstick to take on another.

Code:

glowstick: ok
glowstick: jumpman is black ae
IggyBot: yep
glowstick: just done jump man
glowstick: there you go
glowstick: and those little black squares are ment to be a six pack
glowstick: theres jump man

Before I reveal the six-pack of Jumpman, here are a couple of lines which I had to cut out of that convo to stay on topic but which should be mentioned due to their awesomeness!

I know you can't wait anymore to see Jumpman, so here he comes! watch out for the six-pack!!!

Hipmonlee

Code:

IggyBot: now just draw hipmonlee
glowstick: he told mi he like heatran
glowstick: so he kina like a fire type
IggyBot: yeah
glowstick: there hitmonlee
glowstick: you like it?
glowstick: i should of put down fire attack
IggyBot: oh yeah
IggyBot: hip is awesome
IggyBot: nice job!

glowstick does his first Super Moderator in the form of Hipmonlee!

With his three pictures completed, glowstick was sure he was finally done with all these tests. Little did he know that people had other plans for him...

Code:

glowstick: helo
IggyBot: hi!
glowstick: wher is chaos?
IggyBot: He's not online right now, but Shiv and I talked to him
IggyBot: he really likes your pictures
glowstick: when can i talk tohim
IggyBot: Soon
glowstick: i want him now
IggyBot: Sorry, but chaos hates coming on shoddy
IggyBot: But here's what I want
IggyBot: I need 3 more pictures
glowstick: no
glowstick: you wont even make me a mod
glowstick: you are just playing around
IggyBot: no no no!
IggyBot: see, chaos REALLY likes your pictures
IggyBot: but coming on shoddy makes him REALLY mad
IggyBot: so I want a few more pictures to umm....bribe him
glowstick: no
glowstick: tell chaos to pm me
IggyBot: I'm sorry, but that's not a good idea right now
IggyBot: a couple of more pictures though...
glowstick: stop playing around
glowstick: i want to talk to chaos
IggyBot: I PROMISE
IggyBot: just three more pics
IggyBot: and you can talk to chaos
glowstick: fine
glowstick: but i want to be mod after this
IggyBot: Don't worry
glowstick: fine what do you want me to draw
IggyBot: hmm
IggyBot: Maniaclyrasist, Max, and Misty

Maniaclyrasist

glowstick was on fire. He decided to take on three more people, all at one go!

Code:

glowstick: is maniaclyrasist really rasist?
IggyBot: yeah, he hates black people
glowstick: does he like jews?
IggyBot: oh no, he hates jews even more than blacks
IggyBot: but the worst are
IggyBot: THE BLACK JEWS
glowstick: ok
glowstick: ok lol this is a relly good one
glowstick: do you like it?
IggyBot: oh my god, this is incredible!

I'm not even going to bother building it up after that reaction from Iggy.

Max

He moves on relentlessly, not even pausing a second between masterpieces.

Code:

glowstick: ok what does Max like
IggyBot: hmm
IggyBot: he likes beating people up
IggyBot: he's a proffesional fighter
glowstick: like karaty
IggyBot: yeah, and Kung Fu
glowstick: ok
glowstick: BOOT TO DA HEAD
IggyBot: oh goodness, I love this one

And our in house karaty champion Max shows his reach!

Misty

He moves onto his third admin without pausing, I wonder how long he can keep this up...

Code:

IggyBot: alright, now Misty
glowstick: is mist a girl?
IggyBot: no, he's a guy
glowstick: um ok
glowstick: any that he hates or likes
IggyBot: not that I know of
IggyBot: he is a computer programmer
IggyBot: I know that
glowstick: uploading now
glowstick: si what are you doing
glowstick: are you a guy?
IggyBot: I'm part machine, part man, remember?
glowstick: helo
IggyBot: hello
glowstick: oh yea
glowstick: well am i talking to the machine or man right now?
IggyBot: this is the machine Iggy
IggyBot: hello glowstick
glowstick: well do you like the pic
IggyBot: yep
IggyBot: great, as always
glowstick: now will chaos pm me NOW
IggyBot: Shiv and I will take these three pictures to him
IggyBot: and I'm sure he will PM you
glowstick: do i have to wait long?

IggyBOT

At this point, Iggy goes into bot mode as his machine half takes over.

And with that he finally returns to his real half! However, the real half comes bearing some bad news:

Code:

IggyBot: erm
IggyBot: oh hi glowstick
IggyBot: what do you mean "playing around"?
IggyBot: that was my machine half
IggyBot: sorry about that
IggyBot: this is the real part of me
glowstick: sure
IggyBot: no, really, it is
IggyBot: what's wrong?
IggyBot: ok listen
IggyBot: I realize you're getting frustrated
IggyBot: will you listen to me real quick?
glowstick: eine
glowstick: fine
IggyBot: ok
glowstick: that wasnt cool what you did back there
IggyBot: I told you I'm sorry
IggyBot: sometimes my machine half just....takes over
IggyBot: ok
IggyBot: do you remember Shiv42, Shiv's evil twin brother?
glowstick: yes
IggyBot: good
IggyBot: well, the truth is
IggyBot: I have an evil twin brother as well
IggyBot: I SUPPOSE
IggyBot: I could get him to come online
IggyBot: and if he likes you
glowstick: yeah matty just told mi
IggyBot: then I won't have to talk to Shiv
IggyBot: and I will go straight to chaos
IggyBot: ok?
glowstick: yup
IggyBot: ok
glowstick: im ready
IggyBot: I'll get him to come on
IggyBot: he is IggyBot2
glowstick: will he make mi a mod?
IggyBot: if he likes you as much as I do
IggyBot: most likely
IggyBot: ok he is here
glowstick: what do i say
IggyBot: I can't help you, he is right next to me

glowstick now has to take on Iggybot's evil twin! How many people can he impress......

Code:

glowstick: helo
IggyBot2: what the fuck do you want
glowstick: to wan to become a mod
IggyBot2: ok
IggyBot2: have you passed the test
glowstick: yes
IggyBot2: I don't think you have
IggyBot2: how can you prove it
glowstick: ask iggybot
IggyBot2: fuck IggyBot
IggyBot2: I hate him
IggyBot2: you have to prove it to ME
IggyBot2: or are you really that stupid
IggyBot2: because I don't like stupid people becoming mods
glowstick: what do i have to do?
IggyBot2: you need to draw me two pictures
glowstick: of
IggyBot2: hmm
IggyBot2: I want to see different mods
IggyBot2: two different mods
IggyBot2: you need to make them good
IggyBot2: I'm going to tell you the two people that I hate even more then my twin brother IggyBot
IggyBot2: do you think you can handle it?
IggyBot2: do you REALLY FUCKING THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT?!?
glowstick: yup
IggyBot2: ok
IggyBot2: these two people
IggyBot2: are the two people I hate more than ANYTHING
IggyBot2: 1.) husk
glowstick: and
IggyBot2: wow you are impatient
glowstick: i just want to get it over with
IggyBot2: start drawing husk
IggyBot2: since you are annoying me
IggyBot2: you will have to wait for the second
glowstick: come tell mi the other person i have to get off da net
glowstick: yawn
IggyBot2: ugh
IggyBot2: fine
IggyBot2: it's Obi
IggyBot2: you need to draw me
IggyBot2: evil pictures of husk and Obi

And with that glowstick takes on his final challenge!!!!!! Or atleast, so he believes.....

Obi

glowstick is all pumped up to draw Obi but there's one small problem, he has no idea who Obi is...

Code:

glowstick: who the fuck is obi
IggyBot2: Obi
IggyBot2: you moron
IggyBot2: is a fucking mod
IggyBot2: like Obi Wan Kenobi
IggyBot2: from Star fucking Wars
glowstick: dont know him
IggyBot2: well
IggyBot2: use your imagination
IggyBot2: dumbfuck
glowstick: you really swear a lot
IggyBot2: shut up
IggyBot2: are you drawing the pics or not
glowstick: yeah man your impatient
glowstick: oh obi i know him now
glowstick: luke sky walker is better thou
glowstick: he beat down darth vader
IggyBot2: I don't fucking
IggyBot2: draw me husk and obi
glowstick: there happy now
glowstick: seen it
glowstick: that one was obi
glowstick: oib
glowstick: Obi

With husk's picture completed, glowstick is sure to finally become a moderator!

Or is he?

Code:

IggyBot2: however, there is just one more thing
glowstick: yes
IggyBot2: introduce me to your evil twin
glowstick: sorry hes not online
IggyBot2: well then
IggyBot2: I suppose you can't be a mod can you!?!?!?!?
glowstick: spinonsawars01 thats his name
glowstick: hang on ill get him online
IggyBot2: I don't believe you
glowstick: if i get him online
IggyBot2: spinon can't be your twin
IggyBot2: spinon isn't glowstick
IggyBot2: dumbshit
glowstick: part twin
IggyBot2: you don't have an evil twin do you
IggyBot2: don't lie
glowstick: fine i dont
IggyBot2: chaos hates liars
glowstick: oh well
glowstick: i only have a sister
glowstick: but she doent like pokemon
glowstick: or even have ancount
IggyBot2: well that's not fucking good enough you dumb shit

It looks like glowstick did all of this for nothing.... He didn't even have an evil twin..... I mean COME ON.

He tries to talk to Iggy about his problem:

Code:

IggyBot: ugh, you mean
IggyBot: you don't have an evil twin?
glowstick: no
IggyBot: ......why didn't you tell us this
IggyBot: all moderators have evil twins =(
glowstick: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL MI
IggyBot: I thought you knew!
IggyBot: I mean
IggyBot: it's common knowlage on this server
IggyBot: just ask matty
glowstick: TO be my evilv twin?
IggyBot: no
IggyBot: he's not even a real mod
IggyBot: and even he knows that all moderators have evil twins
IggyBot: sorry bud, but =(
glowstick: im a fucking nebi i dont this shit
IggyBot: I'm really sorry
IggyBot: =(
IggyBot: I'll talk to chaos
IggyBot: but I don't know if there is anything I can do
IggyBot: =(
glowstick: hang on
IggyBot: sorry glowstick
IggyBot: it has to be real =(
glowstick: fuck
glowstick: iggy bot you ther
IggyBot: yeah I'm here
glowstick: !respond
IggyBot: Sorry bud =(
IggyBot: there is nothing I can do
IggyBot: chaos won't let someone without an evil twin be a mod
glowstick: really are you sure
IggyBot: yeah, I'm terribly sorry
IggyBot: I didn't realize you didn't have an evil twin
glowstick: fine...

It seems that glowstick has finally given up his dream to be a Smogon ShoddyBattle Moderator...

All right, so at the time I had been modded for doing the Smogon Tour and our lovely hero, Glowstick PMs me.

glowstick: helo
matty: hi
matty: you need something?
glowstick: yes
glowstick: iggy bot is saying that shes part man part robot
Iggy had told me he was doing something with glowstick, but I didn't know what yet...

matty: go on...
glowstick: im takeinga test test to become a mod
glowstick: he was going tall right untill it went all robot like
HAHA, I ask Iggy and he told me to play along so I did

matty: ya hes totally half robot half man
glowstick: ok
matty: hes a cyborg; you better watch out though, his robot side is evil...
matty: what test is he making you do?
glowstick: drawing
glowstick: now hes getting iggy bot2

matty: is it crazy hard? the last guy that took that test had to get his arm amputated
glowstick: no not hard just lots of time put in to it
matty: that is exactly what the other guy said...... and then.... well you know...
matty: hows it going?
glowstick: he swears a lot lol
matty: thats his robot side usually
matty: hang in there
glowstick: and he really seems ro hate husk
matty: what is he making you do now?
glowstick: draw evil pics of obi and husk
Another 10 min gap

glowstick: shit shit shit
matty: what happened!?!?!
glowstick: i just found out that you had to have a evil twin to be a mod
matty: ya i have one as well
matty: its common knowledge, everyone knows that though....
glowstick: glowstick2 should be talking to you

So I get a PM from his "evil-twin"... hilarity ensues

glowstick2: helo
matty: hey
glowstick2: i heard my brother had a problem
matty: oh did he?
glowstick2: do you know him glowstick
glowstick2: well do you
matty: ya ive met him but..... wait..... are you his... ev... >_>
glowstick2: yup
matty: ... his evil brother!?!?!
glowstick2: yes why the fcuk do you care
matty: whoa. you are evil. you just cussed at a mod
glowstick2: and
glowstick2: acording to iggybot your not even a realy mod
matty: did the evil iggy say that?
glowstick2: no iggy bot
matty: lies...
matty: unless my evil twin.... started spreading lies like that!
glowstick2: any way i jst made this accoun so my brother could become a mod
glowstick2: he had to pay mi
glowstick2: 2 bucks
matty: whoa, high roller. did he pay you yet, because if he hasnt you should beat him up for it
glowstick2: well i goto go now bibi ill be back dont worry
matty: OK!

matty: man, your twin is evil!
glowstick: lol i know

OMG, easily 5 stars; gj shiv and iggy ;D
Has literally holding my hand over my mouth because this was so fucking funny