My iphone is doing this thing that, from googling about, I gather other people's iphones have done. Where it thinks headphones are plugged in when headphones are not plugged in. And cleaning it out with windex and a q-tip (as recommended by the internetz) didn't work. Restarting many times didn't work. It's all screwed up and you can't actually use it properly as a phone at all. So I plugged it in and was going to do a reset everything or whatever and it said "install new iphone software?" So I said yes, go for it. SO NOW IT STILL THINKS THE HEADPHONES ARE PLUGGED IN WHEN THEY'RE NOT, BUT IT THINKS THAT IN GERMAN. OR SOME poo.

Wait, oh my god, everything is now in German or some poo. AND it still thinks the headphones are plugged in. Or, rather, "ringesignal (hovedtelefoner)", as my phone would now have it.

WHAT.

THE.

@#!*.

And mind you, I was a curmudgeon about my iphone when it still basically worked.

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This happened to me after I installed 3.0, it reset asked for langue, I did not pay attention, and it was some crazy *&^%. So had to a reinstalle

1. I am very groggy. I took Tylenol PM at, like, 12:30, which is never a particularly good idea, but was necessary as I couldn't sleep and was freaking out about kneecaps.

2. Dash is my favorite.

3. I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH MY IPHONE WHATSOEVER. HA. IT IS BEAUTIFUL.

4. I'll show J Dutch!

5. OMFG I'm going to fail the bar

6. It is okay that this list has more than one item because it isn't titled (not that it's not okay for other people to make titled lists with more than one item. Just, you know, I really really like making lists titled in the plural with only one item)

7. In related news, my entire family had a fun time playing with my mild OCD-like behavior while we were playing cards last night. I think I concerned my parents a bit.

8. My entire family also had fun making fun of my freakishly small toes on my rather large feet.