“That was a touchdown. You can show me the rule book. You can cite the referees. You can stand me in front of Jim Schwartz even as he defends the call that killed his team. I don’t care. By any definition that makes sense, by any memory of any person who has ever played the game of football in their backyards, on their local fields, in high school, in college, anywhere — that was a touchdown.”

Well, for a white newspaper columnist this is about as good of an opening rap we’ve seen in months. Wouldn’t it be refreshing to have Eminem pen a column for the Freep in regards to his homeboys getting hosed by this asinine NFL rule?