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PSYCHIATRIC HOTLINE

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive,
please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please
ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities,
please press 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7. If you are paranoid-delusional,
we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line
so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen
carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press,
no one will answer.