I seriously thought this was about Lesbian Porn before opening it. To me the path to true enlightenment lies in watching hot chicks make out and do each other.

Maybe I should start a religion or something.

It's called "being a canadian citizen". There's a section on lesbianism on the immigration application form.

On a serious note, Steven Seagal needs to stop trying to talk in his movies. I don't think this guy even understands what a script is for. He is constantly just paraphrasing or ad-libbing his lines or reading them off of something. Like. for real. If you're a masochist, watch "into the sun" and count how many times his gaze kinda drifts around while he's mumbling his lines as he reads from the ten prompt cards he scattered around the studio...