Fast fanfiction, for those people in need

Well, I've been watching / reading Yakitate Japan, and now, well... due to my *cough*dirty mind*cough* I'm now in need of a slash fic!! I've been searching at many places, but I can't find even 5 stories!! ><;; I'm really craving it, and I hope that you'll help me!

Hi! Thank you for asking...and I feel like an absolute jerk for saying that I can't write it for you...I'm bogged down in fanfic and RL as it is...and the other members of this community aren't what you'd call active...I can ask two of them in person,and see if they're up to the challenge.