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No Coffee, Please

I had a stomach ache for 4 straight days this week and then I ended up running out of coffee filters. I wasn’t about to go out into the -9 degree weather just to get coffee filters, because I figured that The Universe was telling me to give up coffee. It may have also been telling me to be a headache-y, irritable, complete fucking bitch. This is my story:

DAY 1 NO COFFEE:

05:30 HOURS: Curl up into fetal position, go back to sleep, beg husband to bring coffee from Starbucks on way home from middle school drop off. ALMOST DIE.