Southern Cross $82 parts rum to 1 part cognac, lime juice, a dash of curacao, with a little sugar dissolved in mineral water, up. Drink a toast to Dio with this one, cuz “Sign of the Southern Cross” is one of the most badass songs ever.

Vicious Virgin #2 $8They get so riled up when you try to sacrifice them to Satan…wtf? Throw a few of these down their throats and it’s much easier to cut out their hearts: Rum, tequila, lime and grapefruit juices sweetened with orgeat syrup and blue curacao.

Weeper’s Joy $12Feeling suicidal? Good. This will give you a nice head start: equal parts absinthe, Carpano vermouth, and kummel liqueur, with a dash of curacao.