“A re-elected Conservative government would offer first-time homebuyers a new tax credit of up to $5,000 to help cover closing costs, Conservative Leader Stephen Harper said on Monday. The move would result in a maximum tax return rebate of $750 per family, Harper said during a campaign appearance in Kitchener, Ont.”

Man…even the election bribes are fucking lame. Like seriously. $750? That’s not a rebate, that’s a weekend. Granted a really good weekend…so…I guess thanks Steve! Now all I need is half a mill to actually buy a house…so back to fuck you Steve.