Ell is a miraculous secretary. A red-headed bombshell that has already arranged for her employer's entry into exclusive places, has declared to the universe in an imperial fashion that her employer's mortal affairs are perfectly in order, and deflects unwanted visitors flawlessly. One may find themselves arrested in a strange otherworld, and be spared presentation before the judge whose gaze is doom because bail has already been posted. Or one could go to arrange a meeting with Lord Entropy and find one's name already penciled in for a meeting at that time.

Her resume is quite impressive, though her references are difficult to get ahold of—as they include lords of the lands beyond Creation as well as beings that do not yet exist.