Lawns & Hedges - Perfect Edges - Regular Garden Care

What We Do

We do just what needs doing when it needs to be done.

We come when we say we’ll come. We do what we say we’ll do.

Our gardens are all within a ten or fifteen minute drive from Market Rasen.

We look after gardens from the tiniest up to an acre (0.4 hectares) or so. Our minimum charge is £30 a visit even for small gardens, to cover our overheads. For this, you get the benefit of several thousand pounds’ worth of professional equipment, two super-efficient workers, and Brandy. Most of our gardens can be kept tidy with fortnightly visits (in some cases monthly, even annually). Can you afford £15 a week for eight months out of twelve, with no tools to buy or hire, fuel and maintain, and no hours of gardening?

We do one-off garden restorations as well as regular garden care.

We work efficiently – maximum result, minimum time.

We work fast – economic for both you and us.

We use some unorthodox methods – if you watch us you might be surprised.

When you contact us, we’ll visit your garden, discuss your preferences, and provide, usually that same day, a detailed email quotation free of charge.

We invoice every visit or every month (your choice), and accept payment by cash, cheque, or internet bank transfer.

Email is our preferred channel of communication and invoicing. Less intrusive. But if necessary we’ll talk by phone and invoice by post.

We take full responsibility for what we do in your garden. If something’s wrong, we’ll put it right promptly, without extra charge. And we carry a £1m public liability insurance, for your protection and ours.

We’ll make your garden look its best.

What We Don't Do

Hedges over two or three metres tall – we’re scared of heights.

Tree work – we’re scared of heights, and chainsaws.

Landscaping - the fashionable term for laying paving slabs and moving soil around. We don’t do it because it involves heavy lifting and damages Don’s nails.

Garden design. But we’ll make the best of what you’ve got and, if asked, will offer ideas for improvement free of charge.