Normally I would make some joke about how I can relate to that pig -- you know, how the same thing would happen to me every time I took a dump if I didn't pick up my pendulous balls and pull them up through my legs before sitting down on the can so that they're resting in my crotch like the top half of a Pogo Ball®, and how I pass the time while crapping by either drumming on them gently with my fingers or seeing how many quarters I can bounce off them into the sink -- but I don't want to be crass so I won't.

DeltaPunch:Normally I would make some joke about how I can relate to that pig -- you know, how the same thing would happen to me every time I took a dump if I didn't pick up my pendulous balls and pull them up through my legs before sitting down on the can so that they're resting in my crotch like the top half of a Pogo Ball®, and how I pass the time while crapping by either drumming on them gently with my fingers or seeing how many quarters I can bounce off them into the sink -- but I don't want to be crass so I won't.

That can't be Snookie's box because there's light at the end of the tunnel...

The photo was taken from the inside..

That picture is stilled from a home video taken by 7 mexicans lost in her vag-cave while looking for lost spanish gold.

We set out in search of the lost city of El Dorado, all the clues we could find led us to Snooki's cavernous vagina. Several things indicated it was the only area large enough to accomodate the fabled city of gold.

Upon approaching the cavern our horses became restless. They bucked 2 of my men off, and refused to proceed forward. Being the cautious man I am I felt it best to send my best spelunker forward to ensure the route was safe. If our horses were having this serious of an issue proceeding forward, perhaps there was cause for concern.

Pedro geared up and went in.

5 hours passed before we decided that poor Pedro was not coming back. He knew the risks when he accepted this job, and I was not about to risk the lives of any more of my men entering what I can only imagine is one of the most dangerous caverns the world has ever known. Somewhere in that network of caves, tubes, underground streams, and tunnel passages the size of your average MTA tube lies the remains of poor Pedro.

My men and I have speculated that Snooki's child is the end result of Pedro finding the other possible artifact that rests inside the caverns of snook. We wanted El Dorado, but many myths claim the fountain of youth may be present in there. As it is the only location deemed so vile nobody would dare venture, thus keeping the fountain and it's mystical powers out of devious hands.

The pig didn't impress me. I've done something similar. I'm an old man, so they sag down low. Long form power dump broke wrong and tipped forward. Had to get paper towels and clean up. Sounds gross but it was a hot day, so the end result was actually quite refreshing.

acad1228:The pig didn't impress me. I've done something similar. I'm an old man, so they sag down low. Long form power dump broke wrong and tipped forward. Had to get paper towels and clean up. Sounds gross but it was a hot day, so the end result was actually quite refreshing.