Posts filed under: ‘Celebrity Gossip‘

He handcuffed that Norwegian man whore to the bed. Then, he spanked him. The whore, Audun Carlsen, said he was “manacled” — quaint. Boy George keeps going on and on with some “laptop alibi” when really no one cares. We just want Boy George to continue saying things like: “He struggled a bit when I was [handcuffing him] because he realised I wasn’t messing around[.]” Hot! If it were any. other. human. than Boy George.

One of my favorite people to follow — our pretty little Crackie of Camden — Amy Winehouse, is finally divorcing her junkie husband — Blake Fielder-Civil, who by the way, just lost his appeal for the crimes of attacking a pub landlord and “perverting the course of justice.” I. Want. Details.

Maybe his face “perverted the course of justice.”

In an interview, Blake said: “I introduced her to heroin, crack cocaine and self-harming. I feel more than guilty.” Time out. Why is this news? Didn’t everyone know this a year ago? Back to the story. Blake also said that wifey almost died in front of him last summer, when she suffered a seizure after an all-day heroin and crack binge. They had so much fun, they decided to do it once a week.

Talking about their divorce, Blake actually said: “The most dignified thing I can ever do in my life is to release somebody I love from my fucking grasp, from my clutches.” Wow — this guy’s a real catch. Sounds like my ex-boyfriend.