Barely Political – Deck Maintenance – Banned Commercial

[Barely Political:]Source: LYBIO.netIf you’re like me, you find it very hard to keep your deck dry. I leave my deck unprotected and it was warped out of shape in no time. I could barely recognize my own deck. Imagine that. Then I discovered, Schaeffers New Zealand style Deck Sealant, the best way to take care of your deck in three easy steps. First, wash your deck with soap and water, then wait for your deck to dry. Once your deck is clean and dry, paint your deck with Schaeffers Deck Sealant.

I used to be too embarrassed to invite people over to see my deck, but now, my deck is the talk of the town. I even have pictures of my deck, check out that deck. I want to send this to my secretary. Barbara always loves to receive my deck pics. After all, summer time is all about spending time on your deck. I’ll often have 20 to 30 people on my deck at once. They can really wear your deck out, causing deck splinters and discoloration, but with Schaeffers Deck Sealant, my deck stays a nice golden brown color. Who wouldn’t want a golden deck?

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I used to never let children anywhere near my deck. My deck was too dangerous for kids to plays on. But it seems like every kid in the neighborhood has been on my deck this summer, and they’ve all had a good time. My deck is over 70 years old, but it looks brand new. That’s part of the reason all my neighbors are jealous of my deck. Isn’t that right, Jim?

Yes, you’ve got a nice deck, okay?

His wife is always on my deck, begging me to know the secret of my perfect deck. If you like Schaeffers Deck Sealant, check out Schaeffers New Zealand Style Caulk. I had a huge hole on my deck, but I fixed it by jamming some caulk on them. You’d be surprised how many things you can fix by jamming caulk into them. Have an extra large hole in your deck, try Schaeffers African Style Caulk. Just go to your local home improvement store and ask for the big black caulk. Schaeffers New Zealand Style Deck Sealant, don’t put it on your penis.

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There is also a helpful number on the back. Hi, I’ve got a question about my deck. Schaeffers New Zealand style – hey, get this squirrel off my deck. He knows he is not allowed to come on my deck.