[[foldercontrol]]----!!Tolkien's ''The Lord of the Rings'': In-universe WMG:[[folder:Why don't they use eagles?]]* Mordor may maintain a fleet of flying creatures to secure their airspace. These may either be present in great numbers or very powerful allowing them to destroy or repel any push into their territory towards Mount Doom (Sauron knows its the only way to destroy the ring and air travel by eagle is a pretty fast way to get there). Eagles are large and may find it hard to avoid the detection and interception capabilities of Mordor or knowing that this would be an efficient way to destroy the ring, specialized defences may be in place against the most viable methods in by air. Flyers definitely exist in the Mordor forces as we see the dragon like creatures being deployed against Mordor's enemies. They may not show up in greater numbers because they are busy protecting their airspace. It would look pretty stupid for Mordor to flood Minas Tirith with flyers only for Frodo to push into Mordor with a large force of eagles, overwhelm what defences are left at Mount Doom and then drop the ring in. * Mordor may also maintain ground based weapons capable of shooting down flyers. This could take the form of either a very long ranged magic attack (either from a creature, sorcerer or building) or mechanical weapons. The Eye of Sauron might help in targeting when it is available.* As for why they could use Eagles to get back--well, by that point, Sauron's power was broken, so the Eagles no longer had to worry about Mordor's defenses.* Gandalf may have been afraid that the One Ring would corrupt the King of Eagles. * Alternately, there's [[http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-just-changed-the-way-we-see-lord-of-the-rings-mind-blown this theory]] that Gandalf's original plan ''was'' to use Eagles, but he had to keep the plan secret--even from the other members of the Fellowship, as, if captured, they could be tortured into giving away the plan. He chose his path in a way that would allow him to meet the Eagles in a hidden area but designed it to avoid rousing Sauron and Saruman's suspicions. However, when forced to go through Moria, he ended up having to fight the Balrog, and never got a chance to tell the plan to the others.[[/folder]]

[[folder:General in-universe WMG]][[WMG: There were Elves on Sauron's side.]]Aside from the orcs....[[MultipleChoicePast or not.]] Anyway there are Elves known as the Avari that refused to go to Valinor/Aman the first time around and thus moved extremely far from the sea, or at least Bereliand, some going to the far south and the far east. Guess where everyone's favorite master of evil makes his domain. They were called the Elves of Darkness or Dark Elves because they never saw the light of the two trees.

Aside from that, my proof of this theory is that while it's stressed that Elves have a pretty solid resistance to evil, it was stressed in Lord of The Rings that they are not above it. Plus, how would elves that outright denied paradise have any idea of what exactly evil is?* We know that no elves are known to have fought on Sauron's side in the War of the Last Alliance (as there are sources saying they were the only race to only fight on only one side. That this seems to indicate that there were ''orchs'' on the side of the Last Alliance is, of course, a matter of interest in itself...). Of course, all that means is that no elves were ''known'' to have fought on Sauron's side. If the Sauron-Avari stayed in the far south/east and did support work, the Last Alliance would remain unknowing.

[[WMG: The Magic isn't all gone, it's just significantly harder to find and use]]The Elves and Valar are nice enough that they won't leave the World without a parting gift.* The Elves are the world of Arda given sentience and form, when they leave the main continent they are not taking magic with them, they are taking themselves away, and as a consequence reality will not be so sharply bent without them around. You don't "find" and "use" magic, you are the magic. It's your own personal relationship with the universe, and the Elves being a personification of the planet, are one with it. Man has a different kind of relationship with reality, he bends fate itself, which is Eru's will - that's something even the Valar are not capable of, Melkor being a good example.** Oh, well that's kinda lame.

[[WMG: Sauron Planned to Bring Morgoth back into the world.]]I remember reading somewhere (one of the LOTR wikis) that Arda was Morgoth's 'ring': in the same way that the One ring holds part of Sauron's soul and bind him to life, so does Arda for Morgoth, Arda has litterally been described as "Morgoth's Ring"... I'm not sure why he'd want to destroy it in that case, but let's overlook that for now.So Sauron spends the second and third ages trying to Rule the World, he successfully dominates the areas north, south, and east of Middle-Earth and... for what?Maybe he didn't want to rule Arda, maybe he wanted to use it in a huge summoning to bring his Master back from the Void thereby bringing about Dagor Dagorath!* I don't know, ringing back your omnicidal boss isn't a good way to bring about Order.

[[WMG: The Elves going into the West are feeding Sauron's armies.]]No, not literally, although that could well be the case. Mordor is a rather barren place, and the fishing in Nuln can't be great. But Tolkien explicitly states that the orcs were created out of "twisted" elves. We can presume then that there is a process by which elves can be transformed en masse into orcs via Sauron's power and likely torture as well, mentally breaking them down into savage beast, which is what they are physically reformed into. Now think about it - where is Sauron getting that many elves from? After Dagorlad, the Elvish corpses are still intact in the Dead Marshes. So logically, there is only one place they could be coming from. The Elves sail into the West ... go all the way around the world, where they hit the rear end of Mordor, are captured and turned into orcs. Not quite the sort of afterlife they were anticipating, but maybe elves can't actually reach the Blessed Isles after all.* Re: Barren Mordor: the whole south of Mordor is fertile farmland; only the northeastern bit is a wasteland.* And note Orcs can apparently reproduce, and apparently multiply quite quickly.

[[WMG: The Tooks have elvish ancestry.]]The Fallowhides are often described with traits, that, for hobbits, have an elfish bent to them (slight physical appearance, interest in music and hunting, and being overall more social with them) An "absurd" reference in ''Literature/TheHobbit'' is made to the saying that one of the Tooks must have taken a fairy wife, which explains why they're so odd. Interestingly, the Hobbit uses the word "Fairyland" to describe where elves are going (similar to how 'goblin' and 'orc' generally refer to the same creature.) suggesting fairy may be another word for elf. There's clear evidence humans and elves can have children, and hobbits are aware they're not that physically unrelated to Men, so it's certainly possible.* Direct elvish ancestry isn't even necessary, just some descent at some point from a member of the Royal bloodline of Númenor. The early Shire-dwelling hobbits are known to have had contact with the dúnedain kings, after all, if there was a hobbit/human marriage the elven ancestry would have passed into the Took bloodline.* Fairy could also describe someone like Goldberry (whatever she is - possibly some sort of nature personification) or a minor maia (if she isn't one).

[[WMG:The Orcs created the idea for Sting and swords like it.]]They told Sauron, and he used his influence with the elves to convince them of the design.

Think about it. The glow is not there to tell Orc enemies that the Orcs are there, but to help the Orcs find them wherever they're hiding. The glow helps them out, just like a lighthouse guides a ship.* Maybe orcs can't see the color blue?* Even if they can't see blue, they can see light. And there don't seem to be any ''other'' sorts of glowing swords.* Except the Elvish swords like that were made in Gondolin during the First Age.Perhaps Maeglin made them when he betrayed Gondolin. After all, he was the son of Eöl, a great elven smith.

[[WMG:Magic is nuclear.]]Middle-earth is filled with uranium. This is why the subterranean races are either suffering from stunted growth (Dwarves) or hideously deformed (Orcs). Orcs are so radioactive that certain fluorescent materials will react to their presence, and are used in swords. Sauron and Saruman both detonate nuclear weaponry; Saruman in the explosion that destroyed the Deeping Wall, and Sauron as the Great Signal, the mushroom cloud from which leads to the Dawnless Day. The Crack of Doom is the swimming-pool reactor that powers Sauron's workshops, and dropping the highly radioactive Ring into it leads to a critical mass.

(Based on [[http://www.ansible.co.uk/sfx/sfx036.html an ''SFX'' column]] by Creator/DavidLangford.)

*** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr#Frequency-hopping_spread-spectrum_invention *Cough*]]*** What has Hedy Lamarr inventing FHSS (and she didn't; the Germans used it in WW1) got to do with LOTR? I don't understand. Please explain!* This theory actually goes [[http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/metech.htm way back]] (at least by the Internet's standards), and it ''might even be true.'' Mithril sounds ''very'' similar to titanium; in the original ''Siege of Gondolin'', the Balrogs attacked riding mechanical dragons with "fires in their bellies"; various texts mention the Númenóreans having ships that could sail into the wind and arrows that could fly over the horizon. Moreover, a technologically advanced First Age would fit with the theme of steady decline characteristic of the setting: the end of the Third Age really was an unsophisticated place, but their ancestors were far more advanced and more knowledgeable, as well as taller, stronger, longer-lived... Tolkien had ''zero'' fondness for technology as it existed in his day -- his views on early-20thC industry can be deduced from ''The Scouring of the Shire'' -- and his professional career was focused on the Voelkerwanderung of the Dark Ages; but Lewis had a penchant for science-fiction which quite possibly rubbed off on him.* Langford's theories do not stand up: the main isotopes of uranium have such massively long half-lives that you have to go back ''billions'' of years to find a time when there was significantly more of it; Dwarves seem to have had mine ventilation (and drainage) all worked out; if Orcs were radioactive enough to induce fluorescence at any significant distance they would simply not be able to survive; the demolition charge they used on the Deeping Wall - like the ones they used on the Rammas Echor - definitely has the characteristics of a gunpowder explosion; the Great Signal resembles a volcanic eruption much more than it does a nuclear mushroom cloud; a swimming pool reactor has a negative thermal coefficient of reactivity and would not go bang with the addition of a little more uranium; and even if the Ring was made of pure 235U it would still be only weakly radioactive - alphas, too - and safe to handle... what ''would'' be dangerous would be Gandalf throwing it in the fire, since uranium is rather combustible and would produce a big cloud of toxic smoke. The only real possibility for uranium being involved is as an explanation for the difficulty of melting the Ring, as uranium-gold alloys in the correct proportions can have a melting point much higher than that of pure gold (and since uranium and gold are almost exactly the same density, nobody would notice from the weight). But it doesn't really act like that, it acts more as if it is the three-dimensional projection of something which has a large thermal mass in higher dimensions. Sorry.* However, this is not to say that Arda was entirely devoid of nuclear technology, the most obvious example being the Feanorian lanterns, which glow continuously without need for refuelling and are shaded rather than extinguished when not required. These are surely made by mixing radium (or maybe even just high-grade uranium ore) with zinc sulphide or some other luminescent mineral. More tentatively, the Silmarils could consist of concentric shells of alternately negative and positive condensed matter, by the geometry stabilising itself and cancelling the overall total mass nearly exactly, and creating in the centre a sufficient pressure to allow fusion reactions to take place in a self-regulating manner. Effectively, they are miniature stars in a bottle, which could be why Varda got into them so much, stars being her thing. Of course, creating negative matter and condensed matter is not a trivial task. It took Feanor a very long time and a lot of effort to work out a way of doing it, and the result was distinctly imperfect, having the unpleasant side effect of inducing severe psychosis. However, it's evidently not the only way of doing it. There is at least one other method of producing similar devices which does not require extensive smithying facilities (being practical in an entirely sylvan setting) and moreover gives a superior result, lacking the psychosis-inducing side effect and with a sufficiently delicate equilibrium that it can be switched between inactive and active by the heat of someone's hand. Naturally, it took someone with a lot more gumption than Feanor to figure this method out.

[[WMG:Every orc death strengthens Melkor-Morgoth]]An extension of the above, that the Orcs were created via Melkor-Morgoth spreading himself thin. Every time one was destroyed, that power would logically return to him. Given how many orcs were left when he was sealed into the void, it means that every time an orc was killed after that, he would have become closer to breaking the seal. Logically, this means that either he could break out any time now, or there's still a few orcs and miscellaneous fiends lying around keeping his power away from him.* This logically explains Melkor-Morgoth's WeHaveReserves military policy. He was conserving resources. The more orcs died on the battlefield, the smoother his recycling capability -- allowing him to whip up the next batch.

[[WMG: Old Man Willow is one of the old ents from the time when the Old Forest was part of Fangorn.]]Treebeard probably knew him by name. The source of his malice is the same that corrupted the Barrows: the evil of the Witch-king.* He's implied to be a Huorn: they're stated to be wilder and more dangerous and much more prone to taking vengeance on other races. It's easy to see a huorn without the moderating influence of an active Ent in the vicinity becoming like Old Man Willow.

[[WMG: The Entwives never left.]]Trees, like all plants, are hermaphroditic, having both male and female reproductive parts. The entwives were not physical beings but the "female" persona of the ents. Over time and ages however, they were "lost" -- their feminine "mojo" was lost.* Not all plants are hermaphroditic, though your idea does have disturbing and funny implications.

[[WMG: The Entwives went to the Shire.]]A hobbit mentions having seen a tree walking while on patrol there. And it is the sort of terrain (farmland) that they say they like in Treebeard's song.* And somebody, or something, besides Bombadil is influencing the trees of the Old Forest to leave the Shire and its inhabitants alone as long as the hobbits leave them alone. There's a lot of Huornishness, and even Entishness, to the Old Forest. Bombadil probably knows the score, but he won't tell on them.

[[WMG: There are no Entwives - there never were.]]The Ents don't understand their own reproduction because their lives are so long. When an Ent dies, they seed the land and another Ent grows. (Maybe they have seasons where many Ents die off at once and are then born at once.) The Ents have either forgotten this or never understood it in the first place. The reason Ents ''think'' there are Entwives is because they are assuming they reproduce like all the other intelligent species of Middle-Earth. Some Ent came up with the idea and everyone just assumed it was right. Ents can surely have meetings that take so long everyone forgets they were debating what was a theory at the beginning.

[[WMG: The reason the Fellowship didn't ride the eagles into Mordor was Sauron's air force]]In ''Literature/TheSilmarillion'' and ''Literature/TheBookOfLostTales'', it is written that Sauron taught the Númenóreans how to "sail against the currents and the wind", which presumably involved steam power. Ironclads and air ships are also mentioned. Now, as we all know, Númenor got destroyed by Eru. But, since Sauron taught them how to make the things, he would still have the ways to make these things in his head! In the appendix for ''the Lord of the Rings,'' it states that Aragorn sneaked into Mordor once disguised as someone else. While there, he must have stumbled upon one of Sauron's secret underground airship factories, where he was building a fleet of air ships to unleash on the world once he had completed enough of them. Sometime during the Council of Elrond (we probably didn't see all of it), someone mentioned the eagles, and Aragorn had to shoot the idea down.* So ''that's'' what the Númenórean "iron bows" were.* Or, more simply, Sauron had a lot more of those flying critters than the ones the Ringwraiths rode on, and they made Mordor's airspace unattackable until Sauron's fall. That's why Gandalf could ride one to save Frodo and Sam afterwards -- the creatures had fled in fear after Sauron fell.* Here's a simpler explanation: it wouldn't have worked because Sauron could control ''the air itself''. See the Caradhras chapter.* It's implied that Caradhras itself is attacking the Fellowship, not Sauron, although nothing's definitely stated...* Boromir's theory that Sauron was responsible for the weather in the Caradhras chapter came from the fact that Sauron could control weather closer to home. * I thought the same thing as the above troper, the fell beasts would probably have eaten them or caught them and done something much, much worse.* Someone actually sent a letter to Tolkien asking why the Fellowship haven't flown to Mordor. He got so angry he draw the logo of the Mordor Air Defense and sent it in the reply. True story.

[[WMG: The Eagles refused to bring the Fellowship to Mordor.]]After the clusterfuck that ended the Second Age, the Eagles were very wary of anything to do with that Ring, if it could corrupt the once-brave and noble Men. In their eyes, mankind had to prove that they were still capable of standing up to the darkness as in yesteryear, before they would do anything in return. Gandalf tried to convince them to help with the quest, but the Eagles refused once they learned the old wizard would be restoring the throne of Gondor in the process.* Alternately, they might have refused because they'd heard a prophecy that Eagles of the next Age would be reduced to non-sentient birds no bigger than a goose, and wanted to postpone the diminishment of their kind as long as possible. The Wargs could've heard a similar prophecy about wolf-kind's future, and sided with the bad guys in self-defense, to try to ensure that the Ring would never be destroyed and the Third Age continue forever.* Or they feared the corrupting influence of the ring could tempt an Eagle to fall from grace; Literature/TheHobbit explicitly states eagles are not predisposed to be kindly, and some are outright jerks.

[[WMG: The Witch-King is Aragorn's ancestor.]]The Witch-King was once a great king before becoming Sauron's servant. He is also of Númenórean descent. Aragorn is a descendant of Isildur, who himself is a descendant of the long line of Númenórean kings, this may include the Witch-King. Nothing else is known of the Witch-King, other than he was alive around the Second Age, while Aragorn was born in the Third Age. The Witch-King was one of the nine great kings of men who became wraiths, so he may have some family connection with Aragorn.* Not vertically. Aragorn descends through the Northern Dúnedain from the Númenórean Elendili; his paternal line (once broken by Silmariën) goes to the line of Kings up to Elros Tar-Minyatur. The Witch-King was not an insular Númenórean, but a Second-Age continental human, probably of colonial Númenórean descent. As such, he can't be Aragorn's ''ancestor''. Unless you want to propose that some southern Black Númenórean Witch-King descendant sneaked north and married into the Northern kingdom, and she or one of her descendants married one of the Kings of Arnor/Arthedain/Chieftains.** Sure, why not?* Maybe the Witch-King isn't his ''direct'' ancestor. They may still have some relations.** Considering how little we know of the Witch-King's identity, there's all kinds of things that could make it possible. Who says Sauron didn't offer a Ring to one of the indirect or even direct lines of the Royal Family? Elendil himself wasn't actually first choice of the Númenórean Kingship actually. There's even coincidentally a rather malicious king that died mysteriously before the Nazgûl first appeared, though again, there's not much concrete information either way.

[[WMG: One of Aragorn's descendants screwed up ''big time'']]Middle-Earth is supposedly Europe tens of thousands of years ago. The cyclopean ruins dotting the continent that were ancient even in Homer's time and far beyond the tech level known in the era they were built are supposedly all that remains of the Third Age. But, as the above summary hints, something ''big'' happened, historically, that caused the technological level of mankind to plummet. By the time of Homer, the ruins of Arnor and Gondor were thought to have been built by giants, since they had no other idea how they could have been made. All knowledge of the era, despite the great libraries of Minas Tirith, was lost until Professor Tolkein found the Red Book of Westmarch and the Silmarillion, and translated them. The fact that humanity had such a major societal crash implies that the person in charge -- one of Aragorn's descendants -- failed to keep it together. Theories on what happened include these:* Civil War* Invasion by men out of the East** Given that Europe's current population, save the Basque people of northern Spain and southern France, are descended from invaders from the East (the Proto-Indo-Europeans), this idea has a [[IncrediblyLamePun ring]] of truth to it.*** I partially support this. I would say that the Easterlings did invade, but only subjugated the Men of the West and forced them to speak our language. Especially in Western Gondor and west of the Misty Mountains. The reason I think this is the DNA evidence in the region. In Western Europe today, the vast majority of men still carry what in the LOTRverse would be the Númenórean (Celtiberian) marker (R1b), as opposed to the Easterling (Indo-European) marker (R1a). If you want to find a majority R1a population, look in the Balkans/Black Sea region.*** Appendixes state that Aragorn conquered the Easterlings and basically annihilated their culture (it was based on worshiping Sauron and Melkor, and both are "dead") and helped them revive an older one their evil overlords had suppressed. They wouldn't have been able to invade unless the empire had already crumbled, but a rebellion is possible.* Rebellion* History repeating itself, with Gondor going the way of Númenor - in all respects.** This is what did happen. They fell to evil worship cults and basically screwed up completely. Tolkien began to write the tale of it but it was so depressing he packed it in after 13 pages.* Construction of technology beyond their means, which destroyed them* The escape of Melkor-Morgoth/[[Literature/TheWheelOfTime Shai'tan]]* Whatever unexplained catastrophe rearranged the continent's geography* Stuff with things.* The elaboration below about an earlier interglacial. This doesn't explain why nothing shows up in the archaeological/paleontological record, though.

[[WMG: The idea hobbits aren't adventurous is a "modern" idea to discourage young hobbits.]]An early reference to Gandalf in ''The Hobbit'' casually mentions him being responsible for hobbit boys and girls going off in the world to have adventures. Likewise, Hobbits were historically wanderers who later settled down, suggestion the "modern" hobbit is much like the modern-day human.** Pippin and Merry complain about hobbits being overlooked in "the old stories", and several races don't seem to recognize hobbits. However, they also joke that an elf is silly for not being able to tell the difference between a hobbit and a man, who claims "sheep may look different to other sheep". This suggests many races who didn't know about hobbits may simply have assumed they were a type of Men or even human ''children'' (which even hobbits grudgingly admit), in a similar way that Gandalf has been confused for an elf. Thus there might have been many adventurous "men" or young children who were actually hobbits, who never clarified the matter or were enlarged for the sake of a good story.

[[WMG: Gollum's death was suicide.]]Gollum knew perfectly well that the Nazgûl would be coming once Frodo put the Ring on in Mount Doom. He knew what would happen if Sauron got the Ring. He also knew that the Ring was the only thing keeping him alive, and in any case he wouldn't be able to destroy it in a million years. So he threw himself into the lava with it in his hands, thus keeping it for himself and destroying it at the same time.* Alternatively, Gollum wasn't really thinking anything other than the Ring and wanted to commit a "double" suicide. The power of the Ring had so utterly broken him that he was mentally prepared to die but his addiction to the Ring displaced the thoughts of suicide in his mind. His obsession kept him alive against his will, forcing him to feed and protect himself, thus extending his suffering. Once he got his hand on the Ring, his quest was over and he felt a fullfiment of sorts that gave him a moment of clarity. He realised that the Ring would never again give him such a satisfaction and that he still could never let go of the Ring. Thus he did the only thing that seemed to make sense to him -- jump into the fire and be incinerated along with the Ring. In his mind he wouldn't be doing harm to the Ring since the Ring would ''want'' to be with him to the end and thus "Sméagol wasn't doing anything wrong, was he Precious?"* As another alternative, Gollum's death was a suicide committed in obedience to an earlier command by Frodo:--> At the last need Smeagol, I should put on the Precious; and the Precious mastered you long ago. If I, wearing it, were to command you, you would obey, even if it were to leap from a precipice or to cast yourself into the fire. And such would be my command.::And that's what happened - It was the last need, Frodo had put on the Ring and was wearing it (it ''was'' on his finger...) and Gollum obeyed, leaping from a precipice and casting himself into the fire.

[[WMG: Tom Bombadil is...]]* [[{{God}} The One]], aka Eru aka Ilúvatar. The Ring has no affect on him whatsoever, and in fact, he makes the Ring disappear briefly! When Frodo puts on the Ring, it is said he is putting one foot in the Wraith world and if he wears it too long, risks becoming a wraith. But the "wraith world" is not necessarily an evil place, for, because of the Ring, Frodo is able to see Glorfindel's "other side" the side that exists in the "wraith" or "spirit" world when Glorfindel goes all {{Badass}} at the Ford of Bruinen. Tom does not disappear when he puts on the Ring, because the Ring has nowhere to pull him to, he already exists totally on "the other side" as the One. In a way, by making the Ring disappear, Tom is pulling the Ring all the way over to "the other side" with himself. Gandalf remarks at the Council of Elrond to the affect that it is notsomuch that Tom has power over the Ring as that the Ring has no power over him, which fits in with Tom as the One, since a creation cannot be higher than the Creator, but the One being a Creator that doesn't muck around with the free will of his creations (but doesn't mind extending a helping hand every now and again). Even Tom's habit of incessant singing fits this theory.** The whole idea was Main/{{Jossed}} by Tolkien in 1954, as he has stated in his letters that The One has no incarnation in Middle-earth. This naturally depends on how heavily you accept the WordOfGod.* Aulë the Smith. Aulë is unique among the [[Main/PowersThatBe Valar]] in being fonder of life in Middle-earth than in Heaven, as the god of created objects he would naturally have power over the Ring, and he is romantically involved with an earth-mother goddess who is described in similar terms to Goldberry. Only he has the means, motive and opportunity.** A longish essay (on painful background, unfortunately, until you click for plain white) on this premise is [[http://www.cep.unt.edu/~hargrove/bombadil.html here]].** Oromë was like that too, and I could more easily imagine him as Bombadil than Aulë, whose fascination with created and non-living things just doesn't fit with Tom's close-to-nature lifestyle. Also, his nature as the "Eldest" being on Middle-Earth would support this, as, if this troper remembers correctly, Oromë was the first of the Valar to set foot on Middle-earth and certainly the only one to remain there for any length of time.*** Or he's one of the Maiar, since Gandalf seems to view him on equal terms, not as a servant would his master.**** Aulë wasn't Olorin's master, Nienna was. It's still a good point though, especially since Aulë was ''Saruman's'' master, and it seems doubtful that Saruman would have dared set up shop that close to his former master after betraying the White Council.*** If he was a Maia, wouldn't he be seduced by the ring like his fellow Maiar? Gandalf refuses to even touch the ring because of the danger is poses to him, and Saruman eventually falls to that temptation. A Vala, on the other hand, would be above such petty bits of jewelry.*** Not really. The Maiar would act in different ways. Maybe Tom has no reason to want to take the ring at all or maybe he might not have a sense of evil because in the book he is comical and does most of his mischief in a off-hand way. But all the others in the series show hints of evil in them (Except of course the Vala and Eru).* The Witch-king of Angmar. Explained [[http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/bombadil.htm here]].** As strange as that theory is, it does ''look'' like it has textual backup.** But why didn't he just keep the ring after he made it disappear? Or when he almost didn't give it back?** The article brings up the quote, "They were... in no way deceived as to the real lordship of the Ring." Nazgûl are some of the only creatures who know instinctively that they can't take the Ring's power for themselves. Thus they're the only ones Sauron trusts to bring the Ring back to him. Sauron perhaps didn't count on the fact that the Witch-King could disobey him and live a double life as Tom Bombadil, but the Witch-King is not under Sauron's direct control when Sauron doesn't have the Ring in his possession.** No. Doesn't work. It doesn't fit at all with the idea that Tom is "oldest and fatherless" nor would the Witch-King (a Númenórean) possibly be as old as Elrond (hardly the oldest of the Elves in any case, despite what the article says), and certainly not the likes of Círdan or Treebeard. Remember how he was around before the Elves. This doesn't explain anything about Goldberry either. As for the Barrow-wights... well, yes, maybe the Witch-King could have controlled them, but there are certainly other named (and unnamed) beings stronger than the Witch-King; there's no reason why this would logically point to him. It's also doubtful that Sauron would not know about such a dual identity considering the Witch-king is his closest lieutenant. No, while Tom was certainly... ''something''... maybe, as has been put forth by some before, even something malevolent, but not the Witch-King.*** Tom lied. He isn't older than the Ents, Elves or Elrond. That's just part of his assumed identity.* A construct, possibly created by Ilúvatar and/or the Valar as a sort of corporeal gaming-avatar through which to vicariously observe and savor His creation as its natives do. The One Ring couldn't affect Tom, for the same reason it never turned ''the chain it was strung on'' invisible: it doesn't work on objects, only living creatures. This resolves the contradiction in which Treebeard is described as the oldest living thing to walk Middle-Earth, yet Tom has been around since the very beginning: Tom ''isn't'' a living thing.* Best theory this troper's seen yet: [[http://www.middle-earth-journeys.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=153 He is the Secret Fire incarnate.]] His having power over the Ring rules him out of being anything less than a Vala (Gandalf, elves and plenty of Men and dwarves are tempted by it, so he can't be any of those). He is "the Master of wood, water and hill" - which is ''three'' Valar's domains (Oromë, Ulmo and Yavanna) - he beats them all. He is the "Eldest" who was in Middle-Earth even "before the Dark Lord came from Outside" (Melkor was the first being to come to Eä after its creation, even before the Valar), and "if all else is conquered, Bombadil will fall, Last as he was First" - conquer Middle-Earth and you destroy the Fire keeping it alive. It makes sense of Goldberry saying "He is" in reply to "Who is he?" (which prompted a letter to Tolkien saying that sounded too much like "I am who I am", which in turn prompted the above 1954 letter denying that) - he isn't Eru per se, but the Fire "is with Ilúvatar" - and apparently [[http://www.chinstitute.org/index.php/chm/twentieth-century/meet-tolkien/ the Secret Fire is the Holy Spirit]], so he kind of both is and isn't Eru (per Tolkien's Catholic worldview). It's all there in the link.** Or he could be one of the spirits not created by Ilúvatar who were drawn to Arda, like Ungoliant except benign.*** Both ideas have a lot of merit, especially when considering Tolkien's Catholicism. This is the one I'll go with until a better one comes along.* The text is very clear. Both Bombadil and Goldberry explicitly say, "Tom is [[{{DoctorWho}} the Master]]"* Tom Bombadil was originally a Dutch doll owned by one of Tolkien's sons (Michael?). One of his other sons (John?) flushed him down the toilet. He was rescued and revived, but it was a close thing, and the near-death experience resulted in his mind projecting itself as a pan-temporal entity in Middle-earth. All the thousands of years of Bombadil's existence in the books result from his mind freeing itself from time for those few seconds of him drowning in Tolkien's toilet.* A fallen star from "Literature/TheChroniclesOfNarnia".* A Maia who was exiled for being too annoying.* Something from the [[Recap/DoctorWhoS5E2TheMindRobber Land of Fiction]].* A Time Lord.** A Time Lord who ended up in the Land of Fiction.** The Doctor.* One of the evil Ainur, who repented and has to redeem themselves by keeping this dangerous area in check. As he was in Arda before Morgoth perhaps he joined Melkor at the beginning but as Arda was formed realised his mistake and repented.* A Maia who was sent like the Wizards but more secretly.

[[WMG: Dragons were created from the corrupted bodies of Eagles.]]Evil in Middle-Earth can't actually create anything; they can only change things. The brutish and hideous orcs come from the beautiful and wise elves; rocky trolls come from wooden ents; flaming, chaotic balrogs are suspected to come from shining, righteous Maiar. On the side of evil, this leaves the dragons: enormous, flying reptiles, of firey breath, shrewd tongues, and immense strength. On the side of good, this leaves the giant eagles: enormous birds of immense strength, wise tongues, and mysterious natures. Put two and two together.* Interesting theory, but it seemed to this Troper that when Melkor was making the dragons, he went through a series of prototypes, starting with a regular serpent, then evolving them to have fire and later wings, then causing evil spirits to possess them, until he had the finished product.* The first dragons were flightless, wingless reptiles possessed by evil spirits (fallen Maiar) so their bodies must have been bred from reptiles, possibly by making fallen Maiar take physical form to mate with them.

[[WMG: The Nazgûl's flying steeds are the cursed forms of each one's old steed.]]If you were a king in medieval times, particularly in a fantastical one, you had to have at least a favored steed. The Nine Kings, in life, each had their own steed, but once the Rings were bestowed upon them, a foul side-effect occurred. Not only did the kings dissolve into foul forms beyond death, so too did their steeds. As opposed to the Nazgûl's transformation into cloaked phantoms, their steeds morphed into massive flying monsters. Over time, this form became their GameFace, and they can walk the Earth as horses for periods of time, but they're just as doomed as their masters.

[[WMG: Balrogs [[FlameBait have windeadgs]]... [[DarkIsEdgy constructed from their shadows]].]]When "the shadow rose up like two great wings", the balrog's shadow was just constructing itself into a pair of capable wings. He was seriously raring to fly, but Gandal's [[YouShallNotPass epic moment]] broke his concentration, causing his wings to break apart.

[[WMG: Aragorn was trained in sword fighting in the same way as the ring wraiths while they were men.]]Almost totally confirmed in the movies. Before attacking the Uruk-hai near the end of the first one, Aragorn holds his sword up in front of his face almost exactly like the ring wraiths. Coincides with the above theory that Aragorn is related(however distantly) to the Witch King. If they were related, wouldn't their training be the same?* The ringwraiths might've been taught by elves, as Aragorn was.** The Ringwraiths would not have been elf-friends; Sauron wouldn't have entrusted the Nine Rings to them if they were, and four of them were from the easter lands where people traditionally didn't get along with elves. Also, the gesture described above is just the ordinary swordsman's salute which 'officially' opens the battle; just about everyone trained in swordsmanship with Western blades does it.

[[WMG: "Gollum" was Sauron, or an aspect of him.]]Sméagol kept the One Ring so close for so long, some of Sauron's essence rubbed off on him, giving birth to the alter-ego Gollum. This alter-ego's domination coincided with Sauron's slow return to power, and Gollum secretly conspired to give the Ring up to its main spirit. Had he not been fallen into Mt. Doom, Sméagol would have become Sauron's new SoulJar, one that would've been considerably more difficult to destroy.

[[WMG: Late-period Númenor was a {{steampunk}} civilization.]]Consider:* Before the Downfall, the Númenóreans had developed astonishing arts and technologies that were mostly or wholly lost after its sinking.* In ''The Lost Road'', Tolkien makes a few scattered notes alluding to zeppelin-like ''airships'' in Ar-Pharazôn's arsenal--this never made it to canon, but may provide a clue to T.'s conception of that civilization's attributes.* As with Sauron's Third Age empire, similarities to 20th-century fascism are thick on the ground. Tolkien hated anyone's treating his universe as allegorical, but it's not allegorizing to note certain ''parallels'' between Tolkien's mental image of late Númenor and the European Brownshirts/Blackshirts.* Consider the aesthetic effect. The late Númenórean rulers fall into focus the second one stops picturing them as mediaeval storybook kings, and starts imagining them in a twisted Art Deco vista, with quasi-military tunics, surrounded by mechanistic wonders of steam, steel, and clockwork. To gauge the effect of Ar-Pharazôn's Temple of Melkor on the capital's hallowed ground, imagine it looking like something out of Film/{{Brazil}}.The Faithful might have been distinctive because of their old-fashioned dress, as opposed to looking more like a Prussian infantryman. The Downfall would have brought a hard, decisive end to the latter style, with no survivors (outside of Umbar?) interested in commemorating or perpetuating it. The lost technologies are likely to have evoked little nostalgia at first, and to have passed from memory before long.

[[WMG: The force in the ring working against Sauron's will is the only tiny seed of good left in Sauron.]]When he put his hate and malice into the ring he inadvertently put in the only good left in him. The ring doesn't realize this bit is in there. This is also why Sauron without the ring is so very evil. The good part is why the ring ended up with Bilbo - that was the extent the good in the ring could do, passing over from Gollum to Bilbo.

[[WMG:Anguirel became an heirloom of a great Rohirric house.]]The most likely candidate for retrieving swords from Gondolin is Scatha, the dragon ultimately slain by the men of Éotheod. If Scatha saved Glamdring, Orcrist, and Sting for his hoard, you bet your ass he'd have saved so rare a sword as Anguirel, too.

[[WMG:It wasn't Frodo's decision to go to Mt. Doom.]]It was the ring talking through him. The ring needed to get to Mordor and if anyone else had taken the ring, it would have stayed with Sauron's enemies. Frodo seemed strong enough to get to Mordor but not strong enough to destroy the ring. If it hadn't been for Sam (and Gollum), Frodo would have delivered the ring directly to the Black Gate.

[[WMG: The reason Grima Wormtongue turned traitor...]]Was that he was already getting accused of being treacherous on a fairly regular basis. Let's face it, he's ObviouslyEvil, his name is ''[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Wormtongue]]'', and he really doesn't fit in at all well among the Rohirrim. Saruman got to him by playing on this, pointing out that he'll never be fully trusted in Rohan anyway, so why not turn traitor? Of course, by this point everyone's so used to his eventually turning out to be innocent of all charges that it takes Gandalf and the remains of the Fellowship turning up for anyone to realise that, no, he actually has betrayed them this time.* Wormtongue actually isn't his given name. It's a nickname given to him by the people in Rohan who can see through his act. But him not fitting in with Rohirric culture is quite plausible.

[[WMG: Denethor saw Aragorn in the Palantir.]]When Denethor looked in the Palantir and saw the Corsair ships coming for Minas Tirith, he also saw that Aragorn had commandeered the fleet, which for him was just as bad as if the Corsairs themselves had come; as far as Denethor was concerned, Aragorn was a usurper to the throne of Gondor.

[[WMG: Aragorn's rise on the throne of Gondor was skilfully orchestrated military coup]]Aragorn skillfully employed his ancestry (legitimate although VERY obscure claim), the ancient emblem of Númenor, the military success and being a skilled warlord and commander. As the Steward of Minas Tirith, Denethor, and his son Faramir were played aside, it was easy for Aragorn to seize the power by support of his army.

[[WMG: Gandalf did not die fighting the Balrog.]]Gandalf killed the Balrog and collapsed from exhaustion, as the battle had lasted ten days. While he was unconscious, he dreamt of his old home in the undying lands; perhaps the dreams were genuine communications from the Valar or Eru, but he was still alive. The reason he awoke naked was that his robes had been burnt away by the Balrog's fire. Because of the trauma he had suffered, and how long he'd been out for, and so forth, he came to the conclusion that he had died and been sent back, but in fact he had just collapsed.

[[WMG: The reason some swords glow blue when near orcs is that they're meant as defensive weapons.]]Their glow gives the wielder a warning that orcs are nearby, but also potentially warns the orcs that the user is there and has his sword out. This means that it's a lousy first strike weapon. It also encourages people using the sword to not run around with it out, looking for trouble. This increases the chances that if a group of orcs and a group of humans are near each other, but neither wants a fight, they'll be able to just walk away, no swords drawn, no fuss made. A secondary implication of this WMG is that at some point the elves who made the swords did not see orcs as always evil. Possibly Sauron exploited and encouraged racial tensions in order to increase his control of his orc minions. This WMG is almost certainly not the author's intent, but god (Tolkien) is dead and the orc genocides in the Hobbit and LoTR are pretty values dissonant for modern times, so who cares about author intent?

[[WMG: The Ring gives power and corrupts in direct proportion to a person's level of ambition and in inverse proportion to the bearer's contentment with life.]]* Tom Bombadil basically has everything he wants. The Ring had nothing to offer him so couldn't tempt him and therefore had no power over him. * Hobbits are a pretty happy lot overall. Given enough food, some mild recreational substances, their friends, and the occasional illicit adventure they're pleased with life. It's hard for the Ring to find much to work with there in terms of turning them into evil overlords. Sam explicitly laughs at the Ring when it tries. * In contrast, Boromir is a mass of unfulfilled ambition and the Ring gets to him without him ever owning it or even handling it.

[[WMG: The Balrog was trying to get the ring for itself]]* It was also a Maia and hoped to become the new EvilOverlord with the ring.

[[WMG: Balrogs do have wings...]]...but they need a good run up to take off and the Balrog couldn't do so when falling....but those of that of Moria had withered due to long slumber in an underground cave and no use for them.* Actually, the one in Moria does have skeletal bat wings, but no solid material between the bones to give it lift. There was only smoke, thus it was flightless.

[[WMG: One of the Blue Wizards fell, the other did not.]]Hence the inconsistency in Tolkien's notes.

[[WMG: The Witch-King was not the first bearer of his Ring.]]Instead, he killed the previous bearer for it. This is why he was the first to fall under its thraldom.

[[WMG: The One Ring's invisibility and longevity powers are unintended side-effects.]]The simple fact of the matter is that Sauron never meant for anyone except himself to wield the Ring. The One Ring extends your lifespan, but unnaturally so, and it doesn't so much make you invisible as it shifts you slightly out of phase with the rest of reality; being a Maia, Sauron is already functionally immortal and already exists on a slightly different plane than Mortal beings. The only beings other than Sauron who use the Ring are Mortals - Men or Hobbits - and the Ring tries to pull them into another state of existence that is more "natural" for both it and its original owner. If an Elf or another Maia used the Ring, it wouldn't have the same effect, because they also exist in that other state to varying degrees.

[[WMG:Eldarion was either assassinated or else killed in battle.]]According to the [=LotR=] wiki, he died before 200. While I doubt his potential lifespan would have reached that of Elros, what with Númenor being gone, but he'd certainly have been good for 300 years at least.

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[[folder:Radagast]][[WMG: Radagast chose to live near Mirkwood due to Dol Guldur]]* Christopher Tolkien says he may have been sent to watch over the nature of Middle-Earth as Yavanna sent him. Radagst was living near Mirkwood to protect those most threatened by Sauron.

[[WMG: The old man Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli see is Radagast]]* Gandalf says it wasn't him so they think it must have been Saruman. Yet attention is drawn to him wearing a hat and it is claimed Saruman goes hooded. Also the old man causes the horses to run away and when they return Shadowfax is with them. Radagast is the Wizard most attuned to nature, so the horses recognised him and went with him. He then sent them back with another horse, realising Gandalf had returned due to his birds.

[[WMG: Radagast deliberately remained in Middle-Earth]]* Apparently Tolkien wrote that only one of the Istari returned to Valinor, that being Gandalf. Yet maybe Radagast deliberately remained in Middle-Earth as he still needed to protect its nature.** Perhaps he still needed to restore damage done to Middle-Earth by the War of the Ring. Apparently Tolkien may have intended Isengard to be given over to Radagast. Perhaps Radgast went to Isengard to restore the nature that had been damaged.

[[WMG: During the Battle under the Trees Radagast was intervening]]* But protecting the animals and plants of the forest from the war.

[[WMG: Radagast left his House to avoid Sauron and Saruman's forces]]* He remained in hiding in Mirkwood, knowing they would be after him.[[/folder]]

[[folder:Peoples of Middle-earth]]

[[WMG:Hobbits Became Humans Under the Influence of Entish Draughts]]Merry and Pippin probably picked up a few recipes during their visits with Treebeard. These became popular, and led to a steady increase in the size of Hobbits. Eventually the younger and larger generations began interbreeding with Men, leading to the loss of their racial identity. The influence of Hobbit genes can still be seen in some modern Humans.* This theory comes directly from the Rankin-Bass animated ''Return of the King''.* So I'm part hobbit? Sweet!* Jossed. Tolkien says that Hobbits are smaller now and they hide from us, meaning that they're still here but don't appear to humans.** Indeed, Tolkien gives the hobbits a rather depressing DownerEnding: at some point in the future of the books, they lost their homeland, once again becoming wandering vagabonds like their ancestors, but this time they lost their craft and skills, along with their history and became physically smaller, ending up as hunter-gatherers always on the move, avoiding the Big Folk in terror (which indicates that humans were responsible for the destruction of the Shire and the hobbits' further strife).*** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis *cough*]]** Obviously the entish draught is very hobbit-forming.

[[WMG: Hobbits are a cross between humans and bunnies.]]I know this seems random, but think about it! They're small, cute and cuddly, they've got pointy ears and big, furry feet, they [[BigEater tend to eat a lot]] (and seem to have a very fast metabolism) and they live in holes in the ground!* Even their name is a hint (homo sapiens + rabbits)!* [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} "Is that a Hobbit?" "No, it's a Hobo and a rabbit, but they're making a Hobbit!"]]* So...Frodo, Sam, and Sméagol committed cannibalism in the chapter "Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit?"

[[WMG:Elves are six-fingered.]]They count in base 12, and there doesn't seem to be any textual evidence to the contrary.* Remember that joke about how Tolkien could go on for pages about trees and not say the elves have pointy ears? Funnier now, isn't it?* With Tolkien, hard to tell. There are base-12 human cultures that count knuckles using the thumb. (Each finger that isn't a thumb has three knuckles, and there are four fingers that aren't thumbs; that adds up to twelve.)* Base 12 was entirely familiar to Britons at the time Tolkien was writing because of the mental currency system we were using - 12 pennies to the shilling, 20 shillings to the pound - and the similarly mental units of measurement with 12 inches to the foot. Doing arithmetic in multiple bases was simply a fact of life, and base 12 was the one that cropped up most often. Fortunately, we did not evolve a forest of tentacles on our hands to cope with it.

[[WMG:The elves ''used'' to have pointy ears.]]* But during the journey through the [[TheSilmarillion Helcaraxë]] their ears got so frostbitten that [[{{Squick}} the points snapped]] [[BodyHorror right off]]. [[LamarckWasRight Lamarck's theory of inheritance of acquired characteristics]] took care of the rest.

[[WMG:Orcs are a race of reanimated corpses.]]This explains how they're Main/AlwaysChaoticEvil, and why Sauron calls himself The Necromancer in ''The Hobbit''.* Normal orcs are descended from reanimated elf corpses. Uruk-hai are [[Main/FrankensteinsMonster Frankenstein Monsters]], mixing elven and human corpses.** It's implied in ''The Two Towers'' that Uruk-Hai are Orcs cross-bred with Men.*** In the novel version, there was a race of cross-breeds created by Saruman, but they were a separate race from the Urak-Hai created by Sauron. Some could pass for human, though most had obvious signs of mixed heritage.* This is supported by the fact that Tolkien got the name from the tale of Beowulf; in Old English, "orc-neas" means "devil-corpse" or "walking dead". Yes, they had zombies in Old English, too.* From the brief description in ''The Silmarillion'' it sounded like Orcs were created via the torture/mutilation/brainwashing/etc of living Elves. But this works, too. After all, torture and mutilation are known to kill...** That's certainly the case in ''The Silmarillion'', which was gathered from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son, Christopher; but the man himself was never entirely satisfied with the explanation, and was constantly trying alternatives, though it seems he never managed to find one that he liked.*** Tolkien in a letter suggests that Orcs may have also been derived from Humans, Dwarves or Animals. Perhaps the original Orcs were twisted elves. As elves cannot die, they can be reincarnated (as shown in the movie), making the original victim Elves the Uruk-Hai. To bulk up their numbers, the Uruk-Hai can breed with Humans, Dwarves or even animals forming the various breeds of Orcs. Note that Orcs always seem to be male. This has some relevance to Hobbits. Could Hobbits have been a breed of Orcs that escaped the taint of evil? Frodo and Samwise disguise themselves as Orcs successfully. Merry & Pippin are mistaken for Orcs by Treebeard. They originated just east of an area with large population of small Orcs.*** Orcs from Animals - as far as I can make out - surely solves all the doctrinal problems, both in-universe and with Tolkien's own beliefs? Is it not Catholic doctrine that animals don't have souls? If so, the problem of them being irredeemably evil surely no longer matters. Take a baboon or a chimp, which are pretty aggressive anyway, boost its intelligence and reshape its larynx by some dark art so that it can speak, perhaps also extend its lifespan much as Rings do, and there you have it, one Orc. Bingo.**** Hobbits are an offshoot of Men.* There is some support for this in The Silmarillion that Christopher published, actually. It mentions how Melkor-Morgoth was greatly reduced because of how much of his evil power went out into his hordes of evil creatures. Maybe in the form of animating elf-corpses?

[[WMG: Orcs are AlwaysChaoticEvil due to cultural pressure as well as the commands of the various powerful evils.]]There ''are'' some good orcs, but they've been used as soldiers for so long by various evil beings that the bad ones vastly outnumber the good ones, and thus the good ones quickly get killed, either by other orcs or by the Free Peoples who just assume they're all bad.

[[WMG: Hobbits were created by Eru himself, specifically to handle the One Ring.]]Consider this: the origin of Hobbits is shrouded in time, they're explicitly said to possess a greater endurance against magical corruption (specifically, that of the One Ring) than any other creature, and besides all the events to do with the Ring, they factor very little in Middle-Earth's history, if they ever did. Also consider that, despite the gambits pulled off by the forces of darkness, Eru, by virtue of being [[{{God}} Eru]], would know that these things would happen, and would have some power to stop them. So, Eru, around the time the Men were waking up, created the Hobbits; or, Eru made the Hobbits very late in Middle-Earth's history, and retconned their world and history in. That way, once the fate of evil in the world finally rested on Sauron and his Ring, the Hobbits could dispose of it (which they do).

[[WMG: Dragons were corrupted Dwarves]]Every race seems to have a counterpart that was created when Morgoth corrupted them. Elves were turned into Orcs, Maiar into Balrogs, Men into Ringwraiths and Ents into Trolls. However, Dwarves don't have a counterpart, and dragons don't have a confirmed origin. You do the math. Also, both races have a profound love of precious metals and gems. While Morgoth COULD have taken single dwarves and mutated them into the much-larger dragons, I prefer to think that he took entire cities of dwarves, broke them down into biological material and souls, and [[BuffySpeak smooshed]] them together into a single entity. [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 Every dragon is a nation.]][[/folder]]

[[folder: Middle-earth in time and space]]

[[WMG: The novel actually takes place in the future, on another planet.]]In about 300+ years, scientists find a way to take an inhospitable planet and give it the ability to support life. One of the first planets colonized was dubbed "Middle Earth" due to it being not quite Earth, not quite anywhere else making it a middle ground, if you will.

Creatures like orcs and elves came about as the military's attempts at creating bio-weapons to aid in battle. Orcs were their first attempt, but failed miserably due to them being super-strong, but incredibly dumb and easy to kill. Elves came next, designed to just be [[OurElvesAreBetter better than humans at everything]]. This worked well at first, but unlike orcs, the elves had minds of their own, and didn't like being treated like property. This lead to a rebellion war which the elves naturally won.

And hobbits? More than likely they're the end result of an eccentric billionaire commissioning a genetic experiment splicing human DNA and rabbit DNA. See the above post.

* "He was twitching 'cause he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!" Now how would Gimli have known that if the series took place in the past?** People have known about the nervous system for a very long time, though for most of it they haven't know exactly how it works. Nerves are not a new invention - there's a reason why "nervous" is is a term of everyday speech, rather than medical lingo. In any case, the general knowledge of physiology was greater in the Third Age of Middle-Earth than in any known historical period before the modern times.** Same way Uruk-Hai suddenly know what a menu is.* Orcs came after elves, Middle Earth is not the name of the whole word (it's actually named Arda and Tolkien confirmed it's in earths "past".* The moon and stars are exactly the same as ours, with some constellations and even particular stars quite clearly identified. (Menelvagor = Orion; Earendil's Star = very explicitly Venus; etc.)** The red star seen low in the south by Frodo at Rivendell is Fomalhaut (which technically isn't red, but appears so in Northern latitudes because its light has to pass through so much of Earth's atmosphere at such a low angle).

* I've theorized this too. There's a general theme of "[[LostTechnology losing technology]]" throughout the ages. In the First Age, there were ships made of "mithril and elven-glass" that could fly in the sky and through space (i.e. spaceships). A long time ago, the planet was colonized, but the population wasn't able to keep up its technological might and fell back into the Iron Age. All the magic that seems to remain around is the remnants of [[SufficientlyAdvancedAliens Sufficiently Advanced Technology]] that they no longer completely understand. Only how to use it.

[[WMG: The events of the novels aren't a forgotten era, they're an alternate history]]Because I have a hard time believing that people would just forgot things like demons and elves roaming the Earth. Middle Earth did eventually turn into the modern world, but their history of the events before Anno Domini are very different from ours.

[[WMG: The events of the Lord of the Rings took place during the interglacial period before the last ice-age, and the events of the Silmarillion occured during and after the preceding that ice-age.]]The lower sea-level and extensive ice-caps during the ice-age created a land-bridge between North America (Valinor) and Middle-Earth (Europe), allowing the second party of Noldor to cross the Grinding Ice after Fëanor abandoned them. The drowning of Númenor, the apparent removal of Valinor, and the changes wrought to the western coast of Middle-Earth were nothing to do with divine punishment, but were simply the result of sea levels rising at the end of the ice age, and the absurd story about a flat earth becoming round is simply a myth that developed to explain the changes.

Similarly, many of the accounts of Morgoth's activities - raising up and throwing down mountains, the smoke and fire issuing forth from his underground forges, the shaking of the earth when they were at work, etc) are actually mythologised accounts of volcanic eruptions and earthquakes). The "War of Wrath" and the resulting destruction was either an exceptionally violent eruption and earthquake, or the result of a meteor impact (Eärendil casting down Ancalagon the Black and destroying Thangorodrim).

The Fourth Age, the age of Man, began during the last interglacial, but all traces of its civilizations (and of course, the civilizations of the previous Ages) were lost when a new ice age (the most recent one) began. This was also responsible for the changes in geography between then and now.

* Interestingly, placing the Fourth Age some time after the sinking of "Atlantis" (obviously a corrupted form of the Quenya name for Númenor, despite what Tolkien himself claimed) and before the last ice age places it in the same time frame as the [[ConanTheBarbarian Hyborean Age]]

** So the Red Book of Westmarch and the chronicles of Conan represent different mythic traditions relating to the same era?

[[WMG: The Men of Middle-Earth became the people of Europe.]]The Northmen (relatives of the Houses of Bëor and Malach, including the Rohirrim) became the Germanic (and Slavic?) peoples. The Dunlendings and other relatives of the House of Haleth became the Celts. The Dúnedain of Gondor became the Greeks and Romans.* Don't forget the Easterlings, or, as we know them, the Indo-Europeans, whose invasions and conquering ''did'' destroy pre-existing cultures and civilizations (save for the Basque).** Eh? FYI, Indo-Europeans include the Germanic, Celtic, Slavic, Italic, Greek.*** Exactly. Nearly all the people of modern Europe save for few oddities like the Basque and the Finno-Ugrians are of the Indo-European stock, meaning that most of us descend from conquerors who took over the lands thousands of years ago. Nothing is left culturally of the nations which preceded them. Yes, our ancestors destroyed the countries of Middle-Earth in Tolkien's mythology.

[[WMG: The Blue Wizards are responsible for the creation of Judaism and Zoroastrianism]]As the above guess mentions, ''Lord of the Rings'' is supposed to have happened far back in our own history. In ''Literature/UnfinishedTalesOfNumenorAndMiddleEarth'', Christopher Tolkein mentions that his father had written in a letter that, most likely, the Blue Wizards had gone into the east to do missionary work (and, implicitly, [[OffscreenInertia kept doing so]] even after the last ships had set said for the True West). Being immortal, they might have been at this for quite some time trying to spread the word of Eru. That word got corrupted by word of mouth a fair bit along the way.* It's also possible that they are responsible for several polytheistic religions as a result of attempting to spread word of the Ainur. Which ones is anybody's guess, as the idea of pantheon isn't as distinctive and recognizable.* Think on this: they were essentially immortal, there is no record of them ever going home, and there is no record of their deaths. Unlike elves, they would keep their immortality in the changed world. They might still be around somewhere.* Sort of jossed in that Dwaves are symbolic of the Jews. Not the greed part, but that they awoke before the elves and have their 'thing' with Aulë ala Old Testament.** Nitpick: The Dwarves were only allowed to wake after the Elves (they're not called the Firstborn for no reason), and the Elves had also been thought out before. So wether you count the invention or the actual appearance, Elves come first both times.*** Going further with this idea:

[[WMG: The Dwarves are the ancestors of modern Jews.]]We don't know exactly what happened to the Dwarves: whether they died out or where they ultimately went. My guess is that, as in Narnia, some Dwarves mingled with Men. This theory gains weight by Tolkien's note that many Dwarves 'could not find a husband or wife they desired'; maybe this is what prompted the mixing. There's nothing in Tolkien's works to suggest that Dwarves and Men can't interbreed (after all, they're both mortal races). These early half-Dwarves then became the forerunners of the Jewish tradition.* Sorry, but Tolkien's work does negate that possibility. Tolkien's notions of interbreeding were in accordance with conventional biology; Elves and Men can interbreed because the difference between them is spiritual, not biological. They are both "Children of Iluvatar". The Dwarves, however, were made by Aule - they are of an entirely different origin and are no more likely to be chromosomally compatible with Men than any other non-human species. (Come to that, they are probably not even physically compatible. Aule is a smith - an engineer - and he specifically designed the Dwarves to improve upon some of the physical deficiencies of existing species; it is inconceivable that a semi-divine engineer would stick with the standard mammalian reproductive equipment.)

[[WMG: The extensive and somewhat contradictory mythology that is Middle-Earth [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis belonged to an actual people]].]]About 1000 years ago, a wayward group of Britons, cast out from their homeland by some force or another, traveled to the mysterious fjords of Scandinavia (possibly southernmost Norway). Hearing tales of mighty Norsemen and lessons of the Christ-Jesus, these Britons began to cultivate their own mythology, blending these outside elements with their native British myths. They were spread thin, but kept a respectable territory, from their original landing-spot in the Norse lands down to Denmark and northernmost Germany. These people, now calling themselves "Gondorins", after their "lost" kingdom, told wild tales of the hosts of men and elves and mighty spirits battling numerous forces of evil (whose demographics changed with location). In turn, they helped to influence both Norse mythology and ancient Christianity; from them came the idea that Dwarves were a separate race from Elves, and from them came the idea that the forces of Heaven and Hell fought or once fought. Sadly, they have vanished from the Earth, and no one claims to come from their stock. However, thanks to the efforts of historian J.R.R. Tolkien, and the remarkable preservation of the Red Book of Westmarch, the Gondorins live on.

[[WMG:The war against Morgoth in the First Age was the most recent Ice Age]]J.R.R. Tolkien stated in one of his letters that the Third Age ended about 6,000 years ago, and the Middle-Earth calendars show that the First Age had ended about 6,000 years before the end of the Third Age. The most reent Ice Age ended 11,700 years ago. The Last Glacial Maximum was the time when Morgoth held sway over Middle-Earth. When the Valar captured him, things started to thaw out, causing the Bølling-Allerød interstadial. When he darkened Valinor and returned, he brought a sudden cold snap, which was the Younger Dryas period. Angband was surrounded by icy mountains = glaciers, and a cold north wind blew steadily south from the area, just as high pressure over continental glaciers causes wind to blow out from their edges steadily. With his defeat, the current interglacial began. Even by 6,000 years ago the sea hadn't yet finished rising, and the isostatic rebound of the continents hadn't finished, which is how the land and coasts changed after the end of the Third Age (unless there was another catastrophe, related to the collapse of the Third Age civilizations when Aragorn's descendant screwed up, as above).

We even have the Drúedain (Drughu, Pukel-men, Woodwoses) aka the Neanderthals. Obviously they survived the end of the Ice Age in small numbers, but even the fossil record of their extinction can be explained: after the First Age, the few surviving Drúedain joined the Númenóreans. Later, they abandoned Númenor and returned to Middle-Earth, long before its fall, because they didn't like the direction things were going. Thus, they disappear from Middle-Earth and the fossil record. Since their surviving numbers were so small, when they returned to Middle-Earth, they came back in such small numbers that they don't show up in archaeology. And by the end of the Third Age, they were clearly nearly extinct.

[[WMG:Middle-Earth is [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha Mid-Childa]] in the distant past.]]At some point in time, there was an inter-dimensional incident between Middle-Earth and our world, which most cultures just call Earth, or whatever Earth means in their language. Some wizards from Middle-Earth learned were amazed by our world's technology, which can advanced more in a century than technology from their world does in a millenium, and developed a new form of magic combined that incorpated Earth technology. has no distinct races like elves and hobbits, just humans, so the people of Middle-Earth were inspired to start racial-integration, generations of inter-racial reprodcution caused the distinct races on Middle-Earth to dissapear. The name Middle-Earth was shortened to Mid-Earth, which was eventually changed to Mid-Childa, and the TSAB was set up to handle any future inter-dimensional incidents.

[[WMG:Middle-Earth from the films is Arthur's World from "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E1Battlefield Battlefield]]".]]* And guess who Merlin is.[[/folder]]

[[folder:''[=LotR=]'' is propaganda]]

[[WMG:Original manuscript is pro-Gandalf propaganda. It was all a plot to control the pipeweed trade.]]See also David Brin's historical revisionist argument below, claiming a royalist succession plot.

It was all a conspiracy to control the flow of pipeweed coming out of the Shire. Gandalf, who is widely acknowledged to be the {{Chessmaster}} in the series, managed to convince everyone the Ring was a "weapon of mass destruction", and propped up Frodo as a sort of WaifProphet, when in fact the Ring was a minor artifact or hoax. It explains everything - [[DoingInTheWizard non-magically]].

The premise of the Quest and the justification of the military manouevers needed to support it was all BasedOnAGreatBigLie - that [[FromACertainPointOfView Gandalf made to Frodo]] in Bag End. Much like the Children's Crusade to return a piece of the True Cross to Bethlehem, the notion of the One True Ring had great appeal to peasants, who believed in the legends of the Elves and the myth of the Great Rings, and Gandalf used this as a smokescreen for large-scale regime change.

As noted in the book, Gandalf used a mix of blackmail, rhetoric and magic tricks right out of ''The Man Who Would Be King'' in order to establish his friend Aragorn's claim to the Gondorian throne, enlisted a [[CavalryBetrayal foreign Rohanian force]] to impose him on the Gondorian people, and "a coalition of the willing" to wage war against the (admittedly poorly governed) kingdoms of the south and east.

All of this can be traced back to Saruman, [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation the real hero of the story]], whose efforts to modernize the production of pipeweed and bring Middle-Earth into the 31st century were thwarted by MagnificentBastard Gandalf, who wanted right-wing Dúnedain militia to have a monopoly on the means of production for Middle-Earth's most valuable resource (note the hints throughout the story about pipeweed's importance) -- in order to fund their constant guerrilla campaigns elsewhere. A rigorous Straussian or Marxian analysis can thus demonstrate that, much like the Trojan War, it was all a fight over resources.

Desperate, Saruman sought a protective alliance with the dictator Sauron in hopes of building a modernist coalition to counter the agression and imperialism of the aristocrats and their claim of being "Ringbearers"; unfortunately, petty landowners refused to embrace land reform, and the Shire's resources continued to be exploited by tribal Hobbit chiefs who spent no money on the betterment of infrastructure. Sauron sent in nine "observers" to check the power of the brutal Ranger militias, who were financing themselves on the black-market with the export of pipeweed crop, kicking off the excuse for Gandalf's elaborate [[EvilPlan psy-ops]] mission to claim that "a Weapon of the Enemy has been found".

Unfortunately, history is written by the victors, and Aragorn commissioned ''Literature/LordOfTheRings'' to be written from the perspective of the Hobbits, to re-interpret the historical record and create an extensive hagiography for Gandalf. (In reality, it was compiled in Minas Tirith, at least 60 years after the Hobbits are said to have lived.)

All the (non-miraculous) facts in the book are mostly true, (Gondor's scholars were unable to cover up events) but put a pro-Gondor spin on everything and created a whole overlay of miracles and magic to justify the notion that Sauron's Ring, an entirely legendary object equivalent to the Holy Grail, had been found in a hobbit hole (!) and that only Frodo, a minor local mystic who believed in elves, could return it to Gondor's rightful fiefdom of Mordor (which had, not un-coincidentally, been recently lost to the infidels) and provide salvation -- not hard work, technological betterment, or resistance against the Númenórean invaders!

It was really all about cornering the market in [[strike:poppy]] pipeweed trade and preventing Saruman from obtaining access to Western goods, and to punish him for seeking a defensive alliance with Sauron, under the theory of containment.

'''He who controls the pipeweed''' controls the economy (the mechanism of addiction was not widely known in ancient times) and was capable of using their economic influence to oppress the non-Númenóreans and keep Middle-Earth locked in permanent MedievalStasis.

Sauron tried to prove he had no such weapons, and that the Ring was purely myth and legend, and Frodo's ring a mere trinket -- a RedHerring whose only useful ability was invisibility and to cause health and mental problems for the wearer.

However, Sauron's hands were tied since he himself had promoted the notion that he was a God-King, and had the orcs known he did not in fact posess such magical weapons, he would have been quickly ovreans had developed astonishing arts and technologies that were mostly or wholly lost after its sinking.* In ''The Lost Road'', Tolkien makes a few scattered notes alluding to zeppelin-like ''airships'' in Ar-Pharaz[[Recap/DoctorWhoS26E1Battlefield Battlefield]]erthrown. In back-channel negotiations, Sauron's sympathizers and peace activists pointed out that the notion of a ring with the InformedAbility to create [[KeystoneArmy military victories]] and [[FisherKing "cover the land in the shadow"]] of the wearer was [[FridgeLogic inherently ridiculous]], and that Gandalf was engaging in a fear-mongering campaign talking about "the all-seeing eye of the enemy" and "a Nazgûl under every bed". But a [[StuffBlowingUp volcanic eruption]], no doubt [[ParanoiaFuel engineered with high explosives]], destroyed the evidence.

* Not sure where the Elves fit in this historical analysis. It is clear they were either entirely mythical figures introduced into the story to legitimize our heroes, or offscreen historical figures elevated to the status of immortals, or perhaps they were an actual aboriginal tribe of {{Magical Native American}}s who had been the subject of various claims and superstitions after being brutally displaced by human incursion on their hunter-gatherer way of life.

No blood for pipeweed!

[[WMG:''The Downfall of the Lord of the Rings and the Return of the King'' is pro-royalty propaganda.]]It was written to justify a coup by the exiled royal house of Gondor and a war against the so-called lesser races like orcs and Easterners. In reality, Mordor was trying to help Gondor defend itself from Rohan and Aragorn. Aragorn hired hobbit mercenaries to sneak a nuclear bomb into Mordor, and the resulting explosion killed millions, including the noble Sauron.* [[http://dir.salon.com/story/ent/feature/2002/12/17/tolkien_brin/index.html?source=search&aim=/ent/feature David Brin]] agrees.** A better theory is that Creator/DavidBrin makes up everything he says in his essays. In reality, he loves LOTR, but he's jealous that he didn't come up with the idea.*** A still better theory is that Brin is a LOTR fan but also a still-stronger fan of [[RomanticismVersusEnlightenment the Enlightenment]], and this is his psyche's way of reconciling his fandom with his sociopolitical convictions.

[[WMG: Mordor was merely a political rival to Gondor and Rohan, LOTR is a propoganda piece justifying Sauron's assasination and the genocide of the Orc nation.]]* And subsequent annexing of all that fertile volcanic soil (further enriched by the blood and corpses of innocent She-Orcs, whelps and hospital inmates/old folks). Much of the narrative was completely made up, and the Orcs were mostly quite decent folk. Except Krishnak, whom really was summarily executed for mistreating a P.O.W.Sauron, seeing the West gearing up to screw him over and destroy his ring, sent his CIA-equivallent to get it back. When that failed, he sent small diplomatic envoies to Rohan and Gondor, both of which were, to a man, killed, gift-wrapped, and sent back to him, an open declaration of war.A small scout group of Orcs, finding a pair of people matching the description of the last guy with the ring were found and brought in for questioning. Krishnak was being a dick to one of them, and the squad leader had him decapitated. This scout group was, again, slaughtered. Rohan under seige? Pure fiction. Helm's Deep was bombed by Théoden himself to justify him sending calvary to help with Gondor's seige of Mordor. Saruman had very little to do with it, but as Isengard housed a small Mordor outpost, he got the finger pointed at him.

[[WMG:Melkor, Sauron and Witch-King were all noble if tragic heroes attempting to protect Middle-Earth from insanity of the Valar.]]See Michael Aquino's ''[[http://www.xeper.org/maquino/nm/Morlindale.pdf Morlindale]]'' for details. Among other things, orcs had bad tempers because they had been abused and slaughtered by the elves for thousands of years.* That tends to happen when you live with them, since they like to kill and destroy. Also, since they're like this way because of the Dark Lords....** Well that's kinda racist. Just because an orc's and orc, they like to kill and destroy?** In the mythology of ''Morlindalë'' much of this is Elvish propaganda; in this work the orcs were a shadow of the elves, formed to retain a natural balance that the elves in their immortality and superhuman abilities broke (Ungoliant's misery was likewise caused by the creation of the Two Trees). Orcs were mostly just miserable and wretched creatures who were hunted by the elves for no reason, other than hate they themselves couldn't explain, which was due to this connection, and this situation persisted until Melkor came along and taught the orcs how to fight back.

Lord of the rings was propaganda BUT Sauron and Saruman were still no heroes. Winners write history both sides had valid points and bad points but really it was just an imperialist war between two opposing factions ( Gondor wanted to cultivate the volcanic soil in Mordor and Mordor wanted acces to pipeweed in the shire.

[[WMG: ''LotR'' is ''mythology'', not propaganda.]]Melkor and Sauron really were evil, imperialistic, would-be conquerors. They were also completely human. Even a passing familiarity with history will show that there have been plenty of evil, imperialistic, would-be conquerors of purely human stock. The story of Frodo and the Ring probably grew out of the very real story of a small band of commandos who went behind enemy lines to assassinate the monstrous tyrant. As time went on, the "tale grew in the telling," so that the human monsters became demonic monsters, and the wise diplomat who helped put together the alliance to oppose the evil empire became a wizard, and so forth.[[/folder]]

[[WMG: Every piece of media made after "The Return of the King", is more or less canon to the Movieverse.]]Which means, yes there was a war going on in the Northern regions of Middle-Earth (Bfme2), [[BigGood Elrond]] '''did''' instruct a handful of warriors to slow the enemies conquest by taking one of Sauron's generals out the picture(War in the North). The chracters from (The Third Age) all exist. There just in different areas.[[WMG: The Movies are based on a newer but still equally valid version of The Red Book of Westmarch]]Bilbo is explicitly named unreliable narrator for misrepresenting his encounter with Gollum in his memoires. He also councils Frodo to leave stuff out of stories that might be disliked by his audience and that he would have liked to gone over notes with him. Bilbo would have no trouble with a "souped-up" version of the story if he thought it would please an audience. In the original story, Frodo and Sam are mentioned to be reluctant to change anything Bilbo wrote, but your average hobbit (who Sam specifically points out don't ever find out much about what happened) probably wouldn't mind revisions after a few generations.* Similarly, Tolkein's forward in the book shows his support for applicability. As someone who actually got to have early ideas of a filmed production of his book shown to him, presumably he would not sensible mind changes for concepts no long popular or relevant (e.g., the emphasis on mystic kingship de-emphasized, Sam and Frodo's relationship being less classist and more as initial equals)

[[WMG: Gríma murdered Théodred.]]Sure, Théodred was severely wounded in battle and maybe he would have died, anyway. But when he lived long enough to be brought home, Gríma decided to make ''sure'' he wouldn't make it. In the scene where he finds Éowyn mourning over Théodred's body, he really doesn't sound surprised he's dead. Tolkien letters even make reference to Gríma's work with "subtle poisons", perhaps how he earned the nickname Wyrmtongue in the first place.

[[WMG: [[OneSceneWonder Gothmog]] recieved his massive swelling from a fight with Shelob.]]Judging by [[AlwaysChaoticEvil their staff]], Sauron's corps would never let a deformed-from-birth Orc so much as march in an army, let alone lead one, so Gothmog must have recieved that massive deformity prior to his induction in the Dark Army.

Before his becoming a lieutenant, Gothmog was confined to simple sentry duty atop Cirith Ungol, keeping the many unruly orcs in line. One day, however, Gothmog caught some loathsome little snaga [[BullyingTheDragon teasing Shelob in her lair]]. She attacks, but Gothmog steps in. Fending Her Ladyship off, Gothmog walks away with only a tiny nick from the Giant Spider's fangs. Unfortunately, he has an adverse reaction to spider venom, and so grows puffy.

[[WMG: Unicorns exist within the film-verse.]]During the raid on Minas Tirith, the forces of darkness eventually bring out Grond, an enormous wolf-headed battering ram. From the back, it's pushed by a gaggle of trolls (like most large wheeled evil structures), but from the front, it's pulled by two enormous, one-horned, rhinoceros-like creatures. They're never identified by any name, didn't appear before, and never appear again.

A variety of ancient unicorn, called the "Monoceros", resembles these creatures; "[it] has the head of a stag, the feet of the elephant, and the tail of the boar, while the rest of the body is like that of the horse; it makes a deep lowing noise, and has a single black horn, which projects from the middle of its forehead, two cubits in length". Naturally, unicorns as we know them are not the size of elephants, nor are on the side of darkness, but it [[OurDragonsAreDifferent wouldn't]] [[OurOrcsAreDifferent be]] [[AllTrollsAreDifferent the]] [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent first]] [[OurVampiresAreDifferent time]] a familiar beast was re-interpreted through inclusion into Tolkien's mythos.** Actually, those creatures are called "Yurgs" in the Tolkien Mythos. They're like oxen, but bigger and tougher.

[[WMG:The moth was Radagast]]In the film canon, Radagast dies at some point before Gandalf's imprisonment in Isengard. Instead of [[TookALevelInBadass leveling up]] like Gandalf does, the brown wizard opts to return as a moth. In that form, he is able to carry messages to the eagles and is indirectly responsible for saving [[spoiler: Gandalf from Isengard and Sam and Frodo from Mount Doom]]. That possibility would explain why Radagast never appears in the Film/LordOfTheRings films, but is a character in Film/TheHobbit movie.** Except a moth appears earlier, when Gandalf is in a tree and uses it to send for the eagles.

[[WMG:The Ents decided to prank the Hobbits]]How come so many Ents came out of the forest so quickly? Because they ''did'' decide to fight Saruman. They just told the Hobbits otherwise. I wonder whether this was Gandalf's idea.

[[WMG: Gollum is immune to dragon fire]]In the books, Gandalf tells us no dragon (even the big-as-three-mountains Ancalagon the Black) could burn fire hot enough to melt the One Ring, it takes lava to do that. Gollum [[ConvectionSchmonvection not only fails to catch on fire as he drops into the lava]], he ''doesn't even melt as he swims in it'', only dying by drowning. Thus Gollum is immune to lava, and therefore dragonfire.** Or perhaps the ring was just giving him some protection.

[[WMG: The {{Corpsing}} Uruk was actually a DirtyCoward]]* "Is he gone? Nope; I'll just lie here a little longer then... I ain't getting stabbed over a piece of jewellery. Fuck *that* noise."

[[WMG: Tolkien came up with two big plot points because he was annoyed by the {{prophecy twist}}s in ''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}'']]I have no idea if this is confirmed by WordOfGod, but it seems too perfect to be a complete coincidence. Anyways, as a schoolboy, little Johnny Tolkien once had to read Creator/WilliamShakespeare's ''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}'' for his English class. He liked the story for the most part, but one part of it always rubbed him the wrong way: the part in Act IV where the witches tell Macbeth the prophecies about how he'll be defeated. He expected two awesome plot twists, but got two lame cop-outs instead.\\\\There's the first one: "Macbeth shall never vanquished be until Great Birnam Wood to high Dunsinane Hill shall come against him". ''"Cool!''" Johnny Tolkien thought to himself. ''"An evil king who gets defeated by an army of {{badass}} walking trees? What a perfect ending!"'' He was dismayed, though, when he found out that the prophecy actually meant: "Macbeth will be vanquished when Macduff's soldiers hold up a bunch of tree limbs and make it look vaguely like the forest is moving". So he vowed that when he wrote his own story, he would include ''actual'' marching trees. Hence, he gave us the Ents, who defeat Saruman by marching against Isengard.\\\\Or there's the other one: "No man of woman born can harm Macbeth". Johnny Tolkien expected a cool ProphecyTwist from that one, but was dismayed when the twist turned out to be: "Macduff was born by c-section...which technically doesn't count as being born from a woman". ''"That's your idea of a cool plot twist?"'' he thought. ''"Wouldn't it have made more sense if a'' '''''woman''''' ''had bypassed the prophecy and killed him instead?"'' Hence, he gave us the Witch-King's death at Éowyn's hands. He's protected by a prophecy saying "No mortal '''man''' can kill him", so he gets killed by a '''woman'''. It made more sense, and it felt cathartic.* Confirmed by WordOfGod, somewhere. Tolkien was annoyed by the weak outcome of those prophecies.* Except that the second prophesy in Macbeth was "none of woman bornshall harm Macbeth." Shakespeare was aware of prophesy twists, and didn't leave something that obvious lying around.* Remember that Meriadoc is not a ''Man'' (in the sense of ''Homo sapiens'') either. He is a male ''hobbit''.

[[WMG: The Lord of the Rings and the Chronicles of Narnia take place in the same continuity]]According to Tolkien, Eru Ilúvatar the creator of the entire Middle-Earthverse is the actual Judeo-Christian God, and according to C.S. Lewis Aslan is suppose to be Jesus Christ, and if The Emperor-Over-the-Sea is Aslan's father, than He is the same person as Eru Ilúvatar which technically putsboth series in the same continuity.* Aslan is an allegory to Jesus, he is not supposed to be the same character the way Eru is. That said, the Wood Between the Worlds means you can link them (and many other settings) together with no issues.* Actually, Aslan's dialogue near the end of ''Voyage of the Dawn Treader'' pretty heavily implies that he ''is'' Jesus in another form, rather than just an allegory to him.** C.S. Lewis also explicitly said that Aslan is supposed to be Jesus, not an allegory of Jesus. Aslan is Lewis' fictional account of what Jesus would be like if he interacted with a universe of magic and talking animals.

[[WMG: Tolkien was a tabletop fantasy/adventure game fanatic {{time travel}}ler]]Seriously... Tolkien travels back in time {{Terminator}}-style, because that's possible where and when he is from, to see the birth of his obsession, only to find that it hasn't been invented yet. So he writes Literature/TheHobbit to keep himself busy. When he realises how easy it is to exploit the market, he uses all those old clichéd concepts thrown out by his contemporaries; thus was born ''the Lord of the Rings.'' He even based the concept on an RP he had played himself.** [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612 Or one he GMed]]* It doesn't have to be Terminator-style, does it? A TimePortal would seem more Tolkien's style.* This theory is supported by Middle-Earth itself, time stands still and people from Isildur's reign wear exactly the same pseudo-medieval clothes seen during the War of the Ring, 3000 years later. And they still use swords and axes? It's obviously a universe inspired by Golden Axe.* This is supported by Creator/RobertAntonWilson and RobertShea's ''Illuminatus!'' trilogy, in which the seeress Mama Sutra reveals that the War of the Ring actually happened, and that the creature we know as Sauron was an escapee from H.P.Lovecraft's continuum - a Shoggoth. A pygmy called Phroto did indeed precipitate the downfall of the shoggoth. This makes J.R.R. Tolkein not so much an imaginative novelsit as a chronicler and journalist....

[[WMG: TheMovie is an MMO being played on Film/TheMatrix.]]Most of the main cast play it in character (except during a few battle sequences where Legolas' player couldn't help showing off just a little). Agent Smith (who plays Elrond) plays it his days off, so he doesn't care for things like "method acting".

[[WMG:Saruman is possessed by [[{{Transformers}} Starscream]]]][[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/5/28/ It explains everything.]]

[[WMG:Tom Bombadil is from Wonderland.]]He just plain doesn't fit in Middle-Earth; he's much more "fairy-tale" than anything else that exists, with magical powers and implied incredible age despite being apparently human. His bit of the story is a cheerful diversion from the main plot, and almost seems to belong to another tale altogether.* Alternatively, he's from [[Literature/LandOfOz Oz]].** He's the Shaggy Man. Remember when the Shaggy Man rescued Ojo from the man-eating plant? He whistled a tune, and the plant let Ojo loose.* Tom Bombadil is Santa Claus, and Sauron is the Grinch. Tom, who of course is really the spirit of Middle-Earth incarnate, switched rings on Frodo, claiming the Ring for himself. At the proper moment, he used the Ring to throw down Sauron, reducing him to powerlessness. Over the long centuries that followed, the Ring darkened his heart until he became Santa Claus, lord of greed, bringer of strife. It's all explained [[http://home.tiac.net/~cri/2002/santaring.html here]].** Or maybe he was just hanging around Middle-Earth during that hundred-year-or-so period when he was kept out of {{Narnia}} by the White Witch.* Tom Bombadil is [[Main/ChroniclesOfThomasCovenant Thomas Covenant]]. He's just enjoying a holiday after his fairly harrowing adventures in a foreign land. What, the name wasn't a hint?* Tom Bombadil is the Green Man from folklore, the manifestation of the British/Shire countryside. At least metaphorically.* Tom Bombadil represents the reader. ''You'' are Tom Bombadil. He can see Frodo when he's wearing the ring, which has no power over him and Elrond says a world ruled by Sauron would have no interest for him but he could not take the ring himself.** If that were so, then I'd be shagging Goldberry?** Alternatively, Tom is Tolkien himself. There's never been a more obvious [[AuthorAvatar author proxy]]. His immunity to the story's internal logic also makes him a MarySue.* Isn't ''anyone'' going to say he's a [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]]?** Well, he ''does'' say he's The Master.** He's actually an incarnation of Suzumiya Haruhi, when she was going through an obsession with medieval fantasy.*** Alternatively, since he's male, he's an incarnation of Kyon, because [[SarcasmMode everyone knows]] He's the power behind the power.* Clearly Tom is actually a [[RefugeeFromTVLand Refugee From]] Literature/{{Discworld}}. You know it's true.** Clearly a wizard, most likely Ridcully in his more cheerful moment or the Dean after getting drunk enough to not mind being stuck in a forest. Someone must have made a new Roundworld with a different backstory, or changed the backstory of the original from before that business with the crabs.** Maligree?* Alternatively, Tom Bombadil is Ash's dad.** Wasn't Ash the product of genetic experimentation in Carthage, a "reject" thrown out with the rubbish as a baby, who was picked up and adopted by a camp follower in the service of the company of the Lamb? Her twin sister became the General of the Carthaginian Army....** I thought you meant the other Ash, Pikachu's friend. He does seem to be completely on his own,able to cope with any situation, helps out not just friends but people he doesn't know.* Silly tropers, ''everyone'' knows that Tom Bombadil is [[MyImmortal Voldemort]]!** Tom Bombadil is also {{Satan}}.* Tom Bombadil is {{Jesus}}, Tom shows many signs of being Eru aka God, in fact the only reason Tom can't be Eru ''specifically'' is that Tolkien himself said that Eru has no physical incarnation on Middle-Earth, however all of the reasons for Tom being Eru work just as well as him being Jesus without the WordOfGod denying it.* Tom Bombadil is a [[StarWars Jedi]] - or more specifically, the Force ghost of Anakin Skywalker as played by Sebastian Shaw (1983 original release) instead of the 2004 DVD release which had him replaced with Hayden Christensen. Think about it.* [[http://km-515.livejournal.com/1042.html It's darker than you think.]]

[[WMG:Every theory that's a PerspectiveFlip of ''[=LotR=]'' was influenced by Sauron himself.]]In his modern incarnation as Creator/UweBoll, no less. Remember, Sauron, like Uwe, can never truly create, only copy and corrupt.* Alternatively, they're just jealous they didn't come up with the LOTR first.** Tying this into the second amendment to the next theory, this means that David Brin is actually Sauron.*** Which, incidentally, says '''absolutely nothing''' about the validity of his arguments.* This explains why in a suppressed 2010 interview, Boll said that he passed time between projects "reforging the Nine." In possibly related developments:** Since last year, SeltzerAndFriedberg have sported suspicious-looking "class rings."** Computer enhancement of Boll's interview photo reveals a suspicious looking pair of "beading projects," apparently marked with the Tengwar for "McG" and "P.W.S.And."

[[WMG: Middle-Earth and Narnia are on the same continent]]The former is a Main/LeftJustifiedFantasyMap, the latter is one of the few subversions, they both sort of fade into nothingness on the inland sides, and the creators knew each other. It's quite possible Tolkien and Lewis mapped a continent and tore it in half on a north-to-south axis.* {{Jossed}} by a statement referenced in one of the Tom Bombadil theories- "he has stated in his letters that The One has no incarnation in Middle-earth", a statement which I apply here to Aslan.** Not quite. Having no incarnation in Middle-Earth is '''not''' the same thing as having no incarnation on Arda.* Narnia is explicitly (as per ''The Magician's Nephew'') located in an alternate universe from Earth's. Middle-Earth, on the other hand, ''is'' Earth many thousands of years ago. Also note that Middle-Earth (Endor) is the name of the whole continent, not just the western bit we see on most maps.* When you flip a map of Middle-Earth over and upside-down, then compare it to a map of Narnia, you'll see Ettinsmoor and Mordor are in the same area, the top-right. And both are barren, featureless plains, surrounded by a perfectly square range of mountains. A massive polar shift, caused by the cataclysmic events at the end of Tolkein's world, moved the points of the compass around to form Narnia as we know it!** It needn't be so dramatic. Which direction is "up" on a compass is a cultural thing, for instance when the Chinese invented it they used South as "up" on their maps.** It is entirely possible that they occupy two different areas on the same mega continent. Ettinsmoor and Mordor are simply the place in which they intersect. This would leave a sizable gap between the two areas. A gap that could accommodate The main/Land of Oz and its associated areas quite nicely.* Alternatively, the maps line up along the sea, meaning that they are two separate continents across a gigantic ocean (Narnia to the west and Middle-Earth to the east.) As both worlds have another mythical landmass at the other side of the ocean (Aslan's country or the Undying Lands), the two worlds are merely semi-known to each other, through myth.* One problem, since the Fall of Númenor, Arda was made round, from beginning to end Narnia was flat.

[[WMG: Sauron runs the British government.]]The Shire got paved over by the British government when they built the gigantic ring freeway around metropolitan London. The men in bulldozers never realized they were causing a hobbit holocaust by leveling the little hobbit hills. Tiny hobbit skeletons form the underlay of the highway. Sauron finally had his revenge, and then he caused the British to build the Millennium Dome.* I find the phrase "tiny hobbit skeletons" hugely funny, and it disturbs me immensely.

[[WMG: Middle-Earth is just Shanarra in another few hundred thousand years.]]spoiler: Compare Shanarra and Earth. Fast-forward a bit and see what happens. The four wizards are just a group of people who found the place with the Sword and the Druid knowledge.

[[WMG: The video game ''Lord of the Rings: Conquest'' is translated from an old Gondorian war epic]]Anyone who has played the good campaign in that game knows that it plays merry hell with the continuity. There is a very good reason for that. While Literature/TheLordOfTheRings was translated from the Red Book of Westmarch, the game was based on an old epic poem written hundreds of years after the War of the Ring. The poem exaggerated many aspects of the war, adding additional heroics to the Men of the West (such as an attack on Minas Morgul and the battle in Moria). Apparently, one of the holders of the Red Book got ahold of a copy of the poem, and it has been held by the Tolkien Estate for the last few decades. They licensed the poem to EA and Pandemic, who made a game out of it.

[[WMG: Balin was a Zionist; Moria is ''Eretz Israel''; the Balrog is the Arabs]]Moria/Khazad-dûm was the lost homeland of the Dwarves, who are well-established to be [[FantasyCounterpartCulture counterparts to the Jews]]. Balin goes back to try and reestablish their great kingdom, but just as he's getting started, the power that occupied the land destroys the project. This is what a lot of observers (including David Ben-Gurion, in his darker moments) thought would happen if a Jewish state were established: the Arabs would march in and end the project forever. Especially considering that Tolkien was writing before 1948, it's not too much of a stretch to say that the fate of the recolonized Khazad-dûm is what he was afraid would be the fate of the Zionists. Since Tolkien was at least somewhat sympathetic to the Zionist project, it's not too much of a stretch.** The Balrog awoke from eons-long slumber after the dwarves dug too deep into the mountain. Where does that fit?*** That would be the Romans causing the Diaspora. I didn't say it a perfect analogy.

[[WMG: The film ''Film/{{Willow}}'' takes place late into the Fourth Age.]]By the time of the events of the movie the Dwarves and Elves have very nearly or entirely vanished and Aragon's kingdom has long since shattered into various small warring kingdoms like Nockmaar and Galadorn. The Nelwyns are the descendants of the Hobbits.

[[WMG: The Ring was never entirely destroyed.]]Somewhere between the time of Isildur being killed and Sméagol finding The Ring, it eroded in the water until a tiny chip of it was broken off. This fragment of gold was still imbued with the power of the Ring, making people desire it. At one point this chip was lodged in an oyster, and layed dormant for thousands of years, creating a gigantic pearl. Then, millions of years after Frodo destroyed the Ring and Sauron, a poor diver named Kino discovers the pearl created from the Ring-chip, thus bringing about the events of John Steinbeck's The Pearl.* Nice try, but it's clearly said the Ring can't be damaged by any ordinary means - neither the blacksmith forges, nor even dragon fire (nor, as Gimli has demonstrated, by being struck with an axe).

[[WMG: The Nazgûl are refugees from the world of Narnia.]]"Nazgûl" is a reasonably common Kyrgyz woman's name. Middle-Earth names don't tend to be taken from Central Asian languages; Narnian names, on the other hand, do (Aslan, Tash, Caspian, and so on). Obviously the Nazgûl came from Narnia at some point, and brought their collective name with them.* ''nazg-gûl'' is Black Speech for "ring-wraith"; they appeared in the Second age and are identified as human lords of various Middle-Earthian origins.

[[WMG: Tolkien meant for the series to work without magic, possibly as a slight counterpart culture to our world.]]Frodo could be bearing a crucial part of a nuclear weapon that had a sporadically functional tracking device instead of a ring, Elves would be snipers from a more developed country with better technology and more access to vaccines etc. to allow them longer lives. Dwarves could be a mining people with more advanced technology than the men of Gondor, but less than that of the Elves. Hobbits are nomads that settled in Gondor territory a long time ago, but are not seen as integrated into the culture, and are also seen slightly as hillbillies. Pipe weed is pot. Sauron has invented nuclear weaponry, and possibly cloning/genetic modification (orcs). The enormous eagles and winged mounts of the Nazgûl are early airplanes.* There never were any Hobbit settlements in Gondorian territory, they settled in Arnor.

[[WMG: Sauron is SonicTheHedgehog]]Sauron is considered unkillable as long as The One Ring exists. And as any Sonic player will tell you, Sonic also cannot be killed so long as he has at least one ring.** Sauron is clearly Metal Sonic, [[TinTyrant judging by his armour.]]

[[WMG: Sauron eventually became [[VideoGame/{{Kirby}} Dark Matter]].]]Sure, he ended up being utterly destroyed at the end of the Third Age, but even death may die, [[CthulhuMythos through strange eons]]. Millions of years after the War of the Ring, Sauron reconstitutes himself into a new form. He lacks his former armies, and Mordor fell to the wayside epochs ago, but his MindControl and [[NightOfTheLivingMooks ability to raise up a few minions]] were retained, along with a [[DarkIsEdgy few]] [[BodyHorror new]] [[BloodyMurder powers]].

[[WMG: Gandalf is [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor.]]]]It's no co-incidence that part of his Elvish name basically means "traveller".

After the business with the War Games, the High Council of Time Lords ''originally'' marooned the Doctor on Middle-Earth, reasoning that there'd be less chance of him breaking his parole if they stranded him somewhere without much in the way of technology. They reckoned without him bumping into a bunch of [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien Sufficiently Advanced Valar]] and setting himself up as a 'wizard'. Then the Doctor being the Doctor, he just had to go and get ''involved''.

When Gandalf was introduced in Literature/TheHobbit, he was a slightly tatty, gregarious (yet still intense at times) vagabond, but following his near-fatal battle with the Balrog in Literature/TheLordofTheRings, he showed up as a white-haired, no-nonsense patrician with a more refined taste in clothes.

After the War of the Ring, he saw Bilbo and Frodo safely to the Undying Lands, then "borrowed" the Silmaril that the Valar had placed as a star in the night sky (they'd actually just launched it into a geosynchronous orbit), and used its power to jump-start his TARDIS.

He shaved and put his second incarnation's clothes back on before he left Middle-Earth, reasoning that, knowing his luck, he'd probably wind up on 20th century Earth, and whoever found him probably wouldn't be comfortable wandering around the woods with a heavily-bearded man wearing what was essentially a big white dress.

(A few hundred years later, he finally realised that he needed to return the Silmaril in time for the [[TheSilmarillion Dagor Dagorath]], so he popped back to Middle-Earth in his Seventh incarnation, this time posing as his own, slightly clownish 'cousin', who was apparently a dab hand at bird calls...)

->'''River Song''' : "I hate good wizards in stories. They always turn out to be him."

** It get's better. The 7th Doctor says he might be Merlin in another world.

[[WMG: The whole thing is an ancient tale inspired by a turf war between medieval wizards, and [[Franchise/HarryPotter the search for a Horcrux]].]]Each part of the story is merely a "translation" of the conflict, its characters, and its events into terms tribal Muggles could understand.* Sauron was a powerful Dark wizard, and the One Ring (naturally) was his Horcrux.* Gandalf and his brethren were mighty wizard lords, wishing to crush the threat of Sauron before he overtook the world.* Elves were the wizards of the old Germanic lands, isolated from Muggles who would wish to harm them.* Dwarves could have been goblins, and hobbits could have been wild house-elves (or some wild variety of elf, now gone).* When the "Elves" left for Valinor, the wizarding peoples were emigrating to Britain, where they could live more peacefully.

[[WMG: This happened long ago and the story has drifted and changed over the years into Scientology.]]* Elrond is [[Creator/LRonHubbard L. Ron Hubbard]].* The volcano on the cover of ''Dianetics'' is Mount Doom.

[[WMG: The popular MERP(Middle-Earth Role Playing) mod for Skyrim was brought down not by a C&D from the Warner Brothers alone, but by The ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum as well.]]* For those of you who don't know, MERP was a popular mod that was ported from TheElderScrollsOblivion to TheElderScrollsSkyrim that would have been a total conversion of the game to a LOTR setting had Warner Brothers not brought it down with a C&D. And the PPC is a fanfiction group of [[MarySueHunter Sue Hunters]] that really, really hate [[MarySue Mary Sues]] and also hate the concept of the "Tenth Walker"(adding a tenth member to the fellowship in many fanfics) as it leads to a lot of Mary Sues emerging from these stories. With the ability of the mod for you to be the Tenth Walker, or the Ringbearer it self had it been completed, it might have led to many badfics emerging due to the mod. So, guess what they did? Kill the mod developers and make it look like WB was behind it.

[[WMG: The two Blue Wizards went so far east...]]* ...that they walked out of their own world and ended up in Narnia. Coriakin and Ramandu, the magicians of the Eastern Sea are simply them living under different names. Their history as "stars" means that they were once Maiar, and through their duties with the Duffers and the sleeping lords they are atoning for leaving Middle-Earth and not fulfilling their roles as wizards.

[[WMG: KingArthur is a corruption of the story of Aragorn becoming king of Gondor.]]* "ara" means "royal" in Sindarin, and if you combine that with "taur" (king), you get Arataur, which (roughly) means "King of kings" in Sindarin, while also sounding a lot like "Arthur". Also, both Mordred and Morgana contain "Mor" which means black, and is usually associated with bad things (Morgoth, Mordor, Moria, etc).

[[WMG: Lord of the Rings Continuities (what is in which timeline/continuity]]

Tolkien's Works:The Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales, The Children of Hurin, History of Middle-Earth, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, etc

* The Animated Continuity** The Hobbit (1980)** The Lord of the Rings by Ralph Bakshi (Fellowship + Two Towers)** The Return of the King (because of Bashki being unable to finish his second part,Treebeard, Shelob, and Saruman's fates are unknown. Bombadil and the Scouring of the Shire is not present)

* Peter Jackson's Continuity:** The Hobbit Trilogy** Lord of the Rings Trilogy** Battle for Middle Earth 2 + Rise of the Witch King

* Sierra Videogame continuity:** War of the Ring** The Hobbit** Fellowship of the Ring (ironically, the ONLY visual adaptation that has included Bombadil)** (Possibly) Shadows of Angmar online game

* The Third Age Continuity:** An alternate timeline to the Jackson films, where your party interacts with the events of the timeline** Lord of the Rings: The Third Age** (Possible inclusions) Lord of the Rings: Conquest** Battle for Middle Earth I

* Final Timeline:** Evil winning in Lord of the Rings: Conquest** Evil campaign in Battle for Middle Earth I/II