Annoying things, like all those 2, 3, & 4 inch parts are $3-4 each, so, some plumber's truck or van is short a few hundred bucks in parts.
Or that Spark' cannot even be bothered to sell us the buckets these were in before being boosted from the aforementioned vehicle.

For a [corey] those are are mostly drain fixtures (the term-of-art being "sanitary fixtures" in the trade). Further, if these were truly "found" items from some discard, then there is a good reason, PVC exposed to full sunlight will become brittle and break down in UV exposure. So, these parts could be unusable.

But, Spark' probably was too much under the influence of the Positive Crankcase Valve, too . . .

I can sell you some if you want. Just open the cup holder on your computer, pour in some birdseed, and close. Windrose takes all the payments in birdseed only. And for that I get punches in return. It's a win-win. Alternately, if you don't have birdseed, just e-mail me a giant wad of hundred dollar bills. Thanksabunch!

NH state law also makes it illegal to *possess* water pipes, etc., but fortunately the state is broke so the Plumbing Police is seriously undermanned and hasn't discovered my indoor plumbing. Or Home Depot.

Besides, I can't figure out how to assemble these without the Ikea instructions.

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