"Listen up!
Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night.
But it's cold outside your bed.
You don't want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong!
You make up your mind to go!
You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose!
You think that all your life has led to this moment!
But then you realize!
It isn't the bathroom, you're still in bed!
That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire!
But you don't stop! You can't stop!
That's what I'm talking about!
THAT'S THE TRUTH OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
DO YOU GET IT!?"
~Gintama

The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.
- Gintoki

The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.
- Gintoki

Unfortunately I forgot which episode that comes from.

Gintama is awesome. :D

That was on the second episode of Gintama... (The one with the flying brothel)

Kagura: Heh, so you showed up, heh?
Yamazaki: Oh no, I've been found!
You'll never succeed, Frieza!
Yamazaki: WHAT!?! She was reading Jump out loud? I alomost thought i was discovered...

Another famous anime quote found in Gintama ep 98: "One cannot gain something with offering something of equal value". Does it ring a bell? It's somewhere in the beginning of Gintama episode 98.

Also in episode 25, the famous Itachi speech is used, when Gintama is "leccturing" Kagura about how the dinning table is a battle field, and who is the Nabe Shogun: Hate me. despise me. Survive in this corrupted world: