Yesterday, the editor of the Irish Daily Star, Michael O’ Kane, resigned from his position due to a rerun of Kate Middleton’s pointy nip-nips earlier this year. The media billionaire Richard Desmond, whose Northern and Shell company co-owns the Irish Daily Star, bitched like a drunken homeless person during the publication of the controversial images. Shortly after its publication, he announced, “I’m very angry at the decision to publish these photographs… Northern & Shell is profoundly dismayed at the decision made by the Irish Daily Star, which would never have been made by any of the newspapers or magazines under our editorial control.” The moral compass of a wealthy billionaire is something to be admired by the paupers! Or so they say.

Richard Desmond is not only a multi-billionaire with more money than God; he is also the owner of a string of pornographic television channels. During the wedding ceremony period of Prince William and Kate Middleton, the ever moral Desmond’s porn channels showed a “Royal Romp” that featured Kate Fiddleton engaged in hardcore sexual acts with Prince William and Prince Harry lookalikes. Another woman also joined the fray, because what’s an orgy without a Chelsy Davy lookalike? If only these sexually explicit acts were performed in private, one could still stomach it, but in the sleazy porn video, the Queen and Prince Charles lookalikes were watching the action from the sidelines and nodding their heads in morally corrupt acknowledgement.

Desmond’s head of programming, Chris Ratcliff, said at the time of the porn video’s airing, “We have chosen to put A Royal Romp on both Television X and Red Hot TV across the Friday and Saturday of the Royal Wedding bank holiday weekend to make sure as many people as possible get a chance to view [the films].”

Oh my darling hypocrisy! How you arrive at our door so unannounced! Welcome, make yourself at home, and drink a cup of karmic tea – it’s infused with the aromatic flavorings of shut the f*** up and dashed with a slight nuance of broken down morals.