the skuma to my sima and the royco in my mchuzi --> Hannah AKA but seriously

beautiful things for fic made by people I will never ever deserve, behold and weep

Thirst

Room on Fire

Bad Machine - Bad Machine

For Here Live None But The Sly

These are all things I will be eternally grateful, and literally still stun me with how beautiful they are. All the above were done by my broho and evil dictator of oxford commas, and taste...Hannah, she makes such beautiful edits and graphics, and she is such a sweet, lovely person. All of you go check her out if you haven't already. You know how the saying goes; If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, okay? Okay.

I would also like to give a special mention to the Queen and Queen Consort Graphic by hotbloodedhunter which has inspired a series of AU drabbles that I have been procrastinating with instead of studying. Haha. There are also so many lovely people on tumblr, and on ffnet, all who have encouraged supported me and each other. So stop by whenever you like and ask me whatever you like. Nothing makes me happier than interacting with all of you.

The Vampire Court of New Orleans was not meant to be a destination; it was a stopover on their never-ending quest to put down an immortal. And yet the baby vampire and witchy prodigy are about to discover that, when on the run from one Big Bad, it pays to shack up with another. AU, Klefaroline Kennett.

It's 1944 and the Second World War continues to rage on. Dealing with agonizing guilt, a weary soldier finds haven in an unexpected source. He falls in love with a girl he's never even met. AU, Stefan/Caroline.

The Originals have thirty days left to live, and all Rebekah wants to do is learn how to drive. Stefan, Kol, Klaus and Caroline come along for the ride. klaus/caroline, stefan/rebekah, elena/elijah & ensemble cast

When sentenced by her very Catholic mother to a summer spent with her dad in Mystic Falls, conservative good girl Caroline Forbes meets Nik Mikaelson; the rebellious, artistic, and handsome boy that turns her entire world upside down. -– Klaus/Caroline, AU/AH

He thrashes and kicks and pounds and screams, for the girl in gold, for someone, for something, anything at all. I am not dead, not yet, not yet. He screams until his throat bleeds into the water (I am not dead), pink surrounding him before rushing back into his throat (I am not dead), bracken water wrapping its fingers around his throat, beckoning him into silence (I am not—)

Elijah kisses her sweet, swears that no one will ever hurt her, looking dead into her eyes, passion and a sweet warmth she's never seen swirling in his irises. Klaus devours her mouth, drawing blood, swears he will rip out the hearts of anyone to bring her harm.

But she is a girl who lives in a house full of ghosts, who has buried love in graveyards, who has died for villains and friends and nothing. If she sees a fight in him then that's something, isn't it? It's something. — Tyler-centric. Tyler/Elena, Tyler/Caroline, Hayley.

A Sansa & Sandor epilogue to the end of the series A Song of Ice and Fire. Their future lives lay before them but will Sansa and Sandor accept their fate? Chapters 1-16 is Sansa's story. Chapters 17 forward are Sandor's story, "Every Dog Has His Day," a sequel.

"Do you remember what I told you, the night of the ball? The world's going to need some of that light after I'm done with him." Klaus looks up at the setting sun and with one breath, blows it out. / klaroline, forwood, delena, mattlena, salvaforbes. FOR DJ.

'These are the moments she will always remember. Her childhood. Her friends. Memories strife with mischief and foolery, even amidst the werewolf crisis; carefree times.' Caroline forms a tight-knit bond with a family that will one day become the Original vampires, none the wiser to the centuries of sorrow that lay ahead for them...

'My father hunted me for a thousand years and the closest he ever came was the day he killed my favorite horse.' The story behind this line. A mother's love may be fickle, but a horse- a horse loves until the end of days.

Fifteen years ago, they took everything from her. Now the residents of Mystic Falls are about to discover that Hell hath no heat like a Caroline Forbes burned. AU/AH, Based off Revenge, Eventual Klaroline.

The Sanguinistas are convinced Lilith was their ancestor, their Eve, and that she has them on a mission to oppress the humans and take their rightful place as masters of this world. But they are wrong. There was an Original vampire, but it was not a she, and he is not pleased with the new course the Authority is on. Takes place beginning of 5x08 of True Blood & end of TVD season 3.

Lydia Martin is being haunted by her almost-boyfriend. Her dead almost-boyfriend who likes to sporadically offer commentary to her life while freaking her out with his ability to be very attractive one moment and an old charred husk the next. References to a L/P that almost was.

It's a good speech. She tells them that she's leaving and that she never wanted any of them to get hurt. She just takes a breath. "I think I loved him." And that's explanation enough. klaroline rated for swearing.

His hands - black from all the charcoal - rubs his eyes and leaves a dark stain behind. She wonders if it would stain her skin the same way if he touches her. klaus/caroline, tyler/caroline, kol & elijah. kind of.

/"She gave up," Stefan whispers, his voice hoarse with the pain he's probably sick of hiding. "I did all of this for her and she doesn't even love me anymore, Caroline."/ Or, she realizes that the villain is the best friend she will ever have. Steroline

"This is the part where you play rescue, Jo." — Jo with a wet towel in her lap. The fake-strawberry shampoo smell of her hair. Her garbled shriek and the blood on her shirt. All the girls he's set on fire, all the boys she's kissed. — Kai/Jo. Incest. For queensmaker (ishi)

You hate Stefan and you wish – you have wished for a long time that he might hate you too. — Klaus. Stefan. Caroline. [Klaroline. Occupational Steroline. Accidental-If-You-Have-Your-Goggles-On-Klefaroline. Somewhat ensemble, 1/8, w.c 4,410]

"Don't you dare chastise me as if I've only just begun an infatuation, as if these are the newly sprung, simple affections of some mortal fool. I have loved you longer than most Empires have dared to breathe, you know this." — Half Gods are worshiped in wine and flowers. Real gods require blood. — AU Klaroline drabble series, Original!Caroline. Queen and her Queen Consort.

"Elijah," Niklaus chokes, a child again. "I'm your brother." — Yet you wield the knife so well — Historical Vamp AU where Klaus kills Katherine in the 15th century and Elijah seeks vengeance of the bloodiest kind, held dangerously quiet in his heart — And then there's the matter of the girl in the window, a dangerous affair [Klaus, Elijah, Caroline] "You're not the devil I wanted."

"Is this a past time of yours," She hisses, so brilliant in her fury. "Hunting down your brother's women?" — Klaus, the love-addled fool, speaks like she's a saint rendered in fresco. This baby-vampire he never once gave a thought to before his brother set her in inks on a canvas. [Klaus, Elijah, Caroline.] What's a girl before a Kingdom? What's a trifle between Gods?

It would feel a little dishonest to keep himself from pushing Caroline's hair back from where her neck meets her shoulder, especially when he so badly wants to. — There's the girl in the photos and then there's her, there's Caroline. [Steroline, Caroline and a mind-wiped Stefan] FOR HANNAH.

"All creatures should be romantics, what a tragedy it is that no one cares for such things anymore." — AU. Socialite, Catherine the Great's St. Petersburg, a married woman and the beginnings of an illustrious affair. UPDATED!

Chapter 3: Necrophilia-tempting sex charms, Golden Vaginas, drunk bitches, Hocruxes, John Cusack, Biceps, shade-throwing, and how no one is allowed to go to the bathroom, ever. ESPECIALLY if their name is Shane. "You are a HERO'S CHILD" [Recaps of Vampire Diaries episodes, as never seen before]

"Can he please not be the one guy who isn't in love with your sister?" — Klaus wants Caroline, why wouldn't he? She's perfect. Who wouldn't be in love with her? But this is Klaus and all his centuries of crazy, like hell Tyler's just going to roll over to let it happen. Featuring Jeremy, Hailey and all the crazies— "GOD, WOULD YOU JUST STOP TRYING TO GET FRESH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?"

"We aren't exactly the most charitable of folk, are we?" — Stefan, Rebekah and the promise that there's a fight to be had. A heist to be undertaken, a war of spoils and thieving, of wrestling in the mud, barebacked, clawing, burning, naked.

"Someone's knocked the stars out of your eyes, Quinn." — Jesse St. James has nothing that she needs, this ice queen with flowers in her hair who manages to be the perfect rendition of a cliché yet the ultimate destroyer of one.