Monthly Archives: May 2020

Chronicling the misadventures of our forever Impeached minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

His peddling extra-strength conspiracy theories due to his mounting desperation and epic failed presidency begins today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malevolent minority-elect president* as his support continues dwindling because he lies too much and is nothing but a moronic fraud, how creating bull shit distractions and conspiracy theories to deflect from the mounting number of U.S. deaths from his failed coronavirus pandemic response isn’t working well for the Don, still trying to rewrite history by claiming Russia didn’t help him ‘win’ the election despite the obvious, it appears that the Donald may have committed more Treason with an illegal arms deal to Saudi Arabia and that’s why he’s covering up his crimes by firing all the Inspectors General investigating them, why creating a phony ‘Obamagate’ scandal isn’t going to work for our impotent ignoramus this time and much more.

Desperate times call for desperate measures and Trump is growing dangerously desperate because he’s losing his base and the vast majority of Americans don’t trust him for obvious reasons – especially since he’s told more than 18,000 lies, as of April, since being ‘elected’ – and he’s a profoundly corrupt and idiotic con man.

Trump peddles ‘Obamagate,’ struggles to explain what it is article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC.

Using delusional conspiracy theories as a distraction from his policy of abdication to try and make people think his catastrophic coronavirus pandemic failure is successful is hurting the Donald’s dumb ass but he’s too stupid and corrupt to figure that out.

Trump – and the shysters stupid enough to ruin their careers by aiding and abetting a profoundly corrupt president* by trying to justify his criminal endeavors as being above the law – claims he’s too busy, but that bull shit claim is belied by the amount of time he spends watching television and rage tweeting instead of running the country:

Trump is peddling yet a new fake scandal — but there’s no way around 83,000 deaths article from The Raw Story.

Yet more on the Don’s latest bull shit ‘Obamagate’ conspiracy theory designed to deflect from his massive failure of a coronavirus pandemic response that has caused more than 90,000 U.S. deaths to date and shows no signs of slowing any time soon regardless of his lying about it going away:

“On Monday afternoon, President Trump tried once again to declare victory in the fight against what he calls “the invisible enemy” by holding one of his so-called briefings in the Rose Garden to celebrate America’s allegedly successful testing program. As one would expect, trying to sell the assembled press on such a blatant lie did not go well. At best, the testing program has been “anemic and spotty,” as former President Obama has put it, and the long delays and dithering in the response have led to the deaths of 83,000 people, and counting, within just a couple of months.

It was a sad and perfunctory performance, ending with a racist attack on an Asian-American reporter, after which Trump flounced off the stage like a disappointed second runner-up at one of his sleazy pageants.

He is clearly very upset that the medical community hasn’t devised a magic cure and that the virus isn’t succumbing to his repeated exhortations to “just go away.” The grand reopening of the economy is a chaotic mess and the “numbers” he’s so obsessed with keep going in the wrong direction. But his friends in the media and his top henchman at the Department of Justice, Attorney General Bill Barr, have come up with something thrilling to distract him from his troubles and make the pain go away.

They’re calling it “Obamagate,” and on Mother’s Day Trump spent nearly the entire day tweeting about it in a hysterical frenzy. When asked at the press conference by the Washington Post’s Philip Rucker to explain what he had meant when he tweeted that Obama had committed “the biggest political crime in American history, by far,” Trump replied, “You know what the crime is. The crime is very obvious to everybody. All you have to do is read the newspapers, except yours.”…”

Chronicling the misadventures of our forever Impeached minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malignant minority-elect president* begins with the astronomical price we’re going to pay for his profound corruption and endless stupidity and how it’s going to come back and bite him bigly, constantly trying to spin his massive, corrupt failures as successes is making him look even more corrupt and ignorant, Donnie’s criminal presidency is going to catch up to him, the media is enabling Trump’s lies to rewrite his failed history as president* with total impunity – but as with everything else he does, it too will fail miserably, why he should face charges for his criminally negligent response to the coronavirus pandemic and so much more.

Trump gives us the worst of both worlds: A ruined economy and a soaring death rate article from Salon News.

How Trump’s profound corruption and ignorance are going to destroy many of his supporters – albeit the rest of us in the majority too – and will not regain the economy he inherited from his predecessor which has tanked thanks to him, the price is going to be astronomical in more ways than one, and it’s going to cost him big time.

It’s hard to believe that each passing day brings yet more news of Donnie’s endless corruption and stupidity, yet he proves repeatedly that we are wrong – there is no bottom to the dystopian delusions of our forever impeached illegitimate president* and that it’s only going to get worse:

We left a playbook. He ignored it.

We created an office to prepare for pandemics. He gutted it.

We had CDC officials in China to detect and contain outbreaks. He pulled them out.

Trump can try and shift blame all he wants, but the fact is his actions left us unprepared. https://t.co/NdsINZ307m

The conspiracy theory created by Trump and the idiots he surrounds himself with to blame China for the massively fucked up wet dream that is his coronavirus pandemic response is also failing miserably.

Through Creative Accounting, Trump Tries to Cast America’s Death Toll as an Achievement article from The Intercept.

You never know what kind of lies and bull shit will spew from the Donald’s delusional little brain, but you can be sure that the lies will never stop, especially as he tries spinning a rapidly growing death rate from his failed coronavirus pandemic response as a victory:

“IN A WEEK where the number of Americans killed by Covid-19 passed 66,000, Donald Trump assured us that this death toll, looked at from the right angle, is really proof of how great he is at his job.

Asked on Thursday to account for his son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner’s description of the federal government’s chaotic response to the coronavirus pandemic as “a great success story” that “needs to be told,” the president said that he agreed. “We’ve solved every problem,” he claimed. “We solved it quickly.”

“I don’t think anybody has done a better job — with testing, with ventilators, with all of the things that we’ve done,” Trump added. “And our death totals, our numbers per million people, are really very, very strong. We’re very proud of the job we’ve done.”…”

Trump today: “Our death totals, our numbers, per million people, are really very, very strong. We’re very proud of the job we’ve done.” Via CSPAN pic.twitter.com/gOi7DIJIQX

Trump parrots fake tv doctors, says Americans need to go to work or people will do drugs and die article from The Daily Kos.

The delusions in Trump’s addled brain are going to end up killing tens of thousands of people – which could be considered akin to genocide given his catastrophic failed response to the pandemic – and the day will come that he needs to be held accountable for his criminal actions once he’s voted out this November:

Trump lies and says models that show US coronavirus deaths increasing in coming weeks are based on “no mitigation,” which is not the case. They are based on the relaxation of mitigation that he has been championing. pic.twitter.com/ijqmzGya73

Chronicling the misadventures of our forever Impeached minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

More of his usual lies and bull shit propaganda fests passed off as press briefings begins today’s misadventures of our forever Impeached malevolent minority-elect president* as he once again went down his delusional rabbit hole and lied about everything while making himself look like an utterly corrupt idiot, every day is a reminder of why Trump should have been removed from office a long long time ago, how the Don is going to cost Republicans bigly come November due to his exponential stupidity and corruption, denying that he said what he actually said is taking its toll on the Donald, still trying to rewrite the failed history from his massive coronavirus response and still trying to find someone else to blame while committing yet more crimes and much more.

Trump used his latest coronavirus briefing to push a bizarre lie about the deficit article from Vox News.

It is impossible for Trump to tell the truth about anything, but each ‘press conference’ which is nothing but pure propaganda shenanigans by him to spew his delusions, bull shit and lies while self-aggrandizing, was just the latest example of how incompetent and corrupt he truly is:

.@Olivianuzzi : If a POTUS loses more Americans over six weeks than died in the Vietnam War, does he deserve to be reelected?

TRUMP: "If you look at what the original projections were, 2.2 million — we're probably headed to 60,000, 70,000 …we've made a lot of good decisions." pic.twitter.com/J6YzS7jWoz

A Complete Analysis Of Trump’s 170th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt.

A look at how Trump’s profound ignorance sabotaged his propaganda briefings – and how his latest failed week has made him look even more foolish.

Trump is unraveling – even his supporters can’t ignore it now article from The Guardian.

A look at the many ways our forever impeached illegitimate inject-it president* is a laughing stock and how the idiots that support him can’t ignore how profoundly corrupt and stupid their beloved leader is.

In the Face of Death and Disease, Who’s Sorry Now? Not Donald Trump – Yet article from Common Dreams.

How being unable to admit guilt or sorrow for his obscenely corrupt and idiotic response to the coronavirus pandemic, which is proving quite costly in a multitude of ways, is going to haunt the Donald:

“What’s the smartest thing Donald Trump could say to the American people right now? I mean, other than, “I resign.”

How about, “I’m sorry?”

Back in the day, three-time New York City mayor Fiorello LaGuardia admitted, “When I make a mistake, it’s a beaut,”and voters loved him for his seeming humility (even though he had an ego the size of Radio City).

Imagine it. The president would get up at the beginning of one of his coronavirus press briefings and instead of the usual interminable, self-aggrandizing rant, announce:…”

Trump Incompetence Kills More Americans In 2 Months Than Vietnam Did In 9 Years article from PolitcusUSA.

In addition to all of his crimes from the last 3 years of his failed, corrupt presidency, the Don has managed to crash the economy he inherited from his predecessor and kill more Americans from COVID-19 in 2 months than were killed during the Vietnam War, cementing his place in history as the WORST president* in U.S. history:

And now, sadly, it has happened: More U.S. deaths (58,365) from #COVID19 than from the long Vietnam War (58,220). Some protest the comparison–yet it was President Trump that declared "wartime" against an "invisible enemy". Sounds like a comparison to me. https://t.co/XCej8tuCSN