(All)
I like to keep it in the refrigerator.
(Mike speaking through distortion)
Keeps
the powder dry, and the action quicker.
(All)
Let me be your American Gladitor.
(Mike
speaking)
Find enclosed an adhesive NRA sticker.

(Mike speaking)
A letter to
you from where I've been holed up
in this bucolic, agrarian compound.
One step ahead

(rest)
just ahead
(Mike speaking)
of the government bloodhound.

The gas is
off, it's a national showdown.
(All)
Sure wish that I could visit you,
my sweet
betrothed.
(Mike speaking)
In a couple of days
we'll all be free,
or we'll be
dead.