1. Take a drink whenever the words 'cancer' or 'lupus' are said.
2. Take a drink whenever they are bargaining with clinic hours.
3. Take a drink whenever there's a commercial break. (just a sip)
4. Take a drink whenever House does any of the following:

* Makes a sexual reference to Cuddy
* Makes a reference to Chase being British (he's Australian).
* Makes a reference to Chase being rich.
* Makes a racist remark to Foreman.
* Brings up Foreman's criminal past.
* Makes a reference to Cameron being innocent.

5. Chug whenever House is being yelled at by Cuddy for the entire time.
6. Chug for the entire beginning theme song.