Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH

This video of a daredevil holding onto a train that he rode on the outside comes to us from Australia earlier this month.

The train was going nearly 70 miles per hour.

"The train had been stopped at a station when we first saw the guy riding on the back,” said the woman who recorded the man. “We slowed down a bit so the train could get ahead of us again so I could capture the footage."

Of course, this whole surreal scene brings up many questions. Did he have to pay full fare? Is he hoping to get cast in some sort of Speed remake? Did the train operator ever consider turning on the windshield wipers?

We'll never know. This modern-day Spider-Man has left us with more questions than answers.