Films Reviewed By
Jim

Thank for you for flying with UTTERWANK AIRWAYS can all Passengers please end there lives..this film is so shit its untrue..theres a plane crash and some counselor trys to help the survivors get back to normal...but theres a twist so shit that it makes you want to smash your house up..STAY AWAY.

A New York nightclub manager tries to save his brother and father from Russian mafia hit men...Sounded good when I read about this but it was very basic...does anybody else fucking hate Joaquin Phoenix? He looks likes he been stuck on the Graviton in Alton towers for years the spread faced cunt.

A group of marines take over Alcatraz and threaten to fire missiles on America...Sean Connery (ex sas and in prsion) is the man to help get to Alcatraz and take them down..Some funny one liners and loads of action..the only let down is Nic Cage the fucking turtle headed cunt.

I love war films and this is a massive let down...its about as good as staring at a huyton lesuire locker for 2 hours...yawn yawn yawn yawn...just goes on and on and nothing happens..i hate the part were the punching each other..i like Americans but this film can change that...its that bad.