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Snow warning

Please park on the side of the street

Published: 06/05/2009 at 12:00 AM

Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A Chicago man and his wife were listening to the radio one morning when they heard the announcer say, “Forecasters are calling for 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street so snowplows can get through.”

The wife went out and moved her car.

A week later, while they were eating breakfast, the radio announcer reported, “We’re expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street so snowplows can get through.”

The wife went out and moved her car again.

The following week, they were eating breakfast and listening to the radio again and the announcer said, “National Weather Service is calling for 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park…” Just then the electricity went out.

The wife was very upset and with a worried look on her face, said to her husband, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street should I park on today so the plows can get through?”

With the love, understanding and patience in his voice that all men married to blondes soon develop, the husband replied, “I’ve got an idea, why don’t you just leave your car in the garage this time.”