Friday, January 21, 2011

Sasuke 26 - Spoilerific Review - Part 6

Sasuke spoilerific review ;) Warning.. incoming blog of Sasuke 26.. if you don’t want to know.. you have been warned :D Thanks to everyone for being so patient. Got sick with cluster headaches again this year.. not during Sasuke 26 but just right after.. so this blog is late .. Anyway.. For a preview of this event.. Please see SASUKE 26 NAVI 1 hour review of Sasuke 26 with fluff pieces of all the major players in the upcoming Sasuke and even a couple of runs that were cut from the official broadcast!. Oh.. and as Ube says: If you are from the G4 Forums, DON'T POST THIS THERE. They expect everyone to stick their head in the sand and pretend it doesn't exist.. P.S. I will NOT be covering ANW2 on this blog. Thanks!

(Massive thanks to Ube for his help on the names in English and Japanese of all the competitors!!)

And now the moment TBS was waiting for! Time to cram all the advertisement, drag out as long as possible and zomg extend this run even if he fails the first obstacle.. LOL j/k.. we saw the commercials.. he at least gets to the Jumping Spider..

And if you don't know who this guy is.. what EXILE is.. YOU ARE NOT READING!

anyway.. I don't even need Kanji for his name.. they don't use it..

and apparently he's part of another group (cough of which are here)

And voted #7 in the "scientific" Top 10 invented ZOMG they will totally Kanzenseiha list that random people picked from pictures they recognized on a board of pictures... NAOTO!

Hmm.. doesn't have a number.. I'm sure that's going to freak out the kids on SMF..

As predicted.. he's past the first obstacle! Already better than 95% of the celebs invited in the last 3 years...

He uses the swing on the Hazard Swing

Actually doing pretty well on the Rolling Escargot without any major hiccups

Crowd is happy he hasn't fallen in already..

aaand on the Jumping Spider!

Replay of this shot a million times..

ah yes.. right on cue.. time to pay the bills.. here is literally a wall of ads..

That continues well into his run.. I mean.. I saved you all the trouble.. only showed these two..

wtf is that...

and for good measure.. they rewound him so they can put more ads..

Okay.. this is as far as they shown him in all the ads.. does he just DROP from the sky?? LOL

Nope.. HPA eats him!

Collective Gaaaaaaaaah...

He actually did pretty good!

Now starts the attack of the giggles

Naoto - Death by Half Pipe Attack

Oh they are going to milk this interview aren't they?

LOL Dramatically long replay.. a lot with zoomed camera.. as he slowly goes down the Rolling Escargot.. it's like they expected him to die here.. they had so many angles of this..

ooh reverse angle.. take a drink!

And if one interview wasn't enough.. we got TWO!

as his fellow J Soul Brothers chyme in

Seems they are teasing each other and thus ends the EXILE portion of this program..

International Suckitude Chart™ Japan 2.. America 4!

oh boy.. and here comes their strongest competitor.. TBS announcer is going to have a cow..Brian Orosco ブライアン・オロスコ

And he jumps it as well.. though I think the Japanese are desensitized by now..