The social media star, whose real name is Josh Ostrovsky, does the majority of his holiday shopping while inebriated.

“I do a lot of drunk eBaying,” Ostrovsky told Page Six. “I’ll come home after a night out and I’ll go on eBay and I’ll buy gifts for my entire family while drunk and you really never know what you’re going to get. You might get a signed headshot of Kevin Federline — just whatever I’m feeling in my inebriated state.”

One year Ostrovsky bought his mom a paintball gun (“She’s never been paintballing before,” he revealed), but signed headshots are a go-to gift for him because “they’re usually autographed to somebody else.”

Unlike other gifts, eBay purchases can rarely be returned.

“There’s no receipt. I bought it from a woman in Omaha you can’t return this. It’s forever,” Ostrovsky said.

While the Instagram star tends to keep his hilarious gifts on the less expensive side, he’s willing to shell out for a good prank.

“I like getting people I know — not like my family — gifts that are kind of burdensome, so I bought a friend of mine a purebred golden retriever,” he revealed. “It was super expensive, and it’s not really a great gift and then you have to take care of it and it gets sick. It’s one of those gifts that’s like ‘Thank you, but I’m not really sure I wanted this responsibility.’ Kind of a nice gift, kind of a f–k you.”

Ostrovsky, who spends the holidays every year with his family, also revealed that he and his family have a tradition of getting his mom “wine-drunk and wacky.” Thanks to his Pinot Grigio, Family Time Is Hard, Ostrovsky anticipates a well-lubricated family gathering.

As for his own holiday wishlist, Ostrovksy is desperate for a Vitamix — the “Ferrari of blenders”— which range in price depending on the model. Vitamix blenders start at $300 while the most expensive model retails for $1,583.

“I’d sleep with it in bed,” he said. “I want to wake up next to it.”

Before Hanukkah rolls around, though, Ostrovsky will be spending time with his Jewish motorcycle gang, Mazel Tuff, on the day after Thanksgiving.

“We don’t really do any badass s–t, which is kind of a problem for us,” he said. “We ride to brunch, so we’ll probably go to Westchester. We don’t get into fights. We’re not going to run guns. One of the guys is a dentist, how much badass s–t are we actually going to do?”