There’s been no shortage of monkey news lately, but there is at least one story that can be put to bed. John Gibson of Fox News did not, in fact, compare Attorney General Eric Holder to a monkey with a bright blue scrotum. The Huffington Post was forced to issue this retraction after it surfaced that they had relied on a doctored video for their report. Apologies to any Cabinet members or colorfully-endowed monkeys who may have been offended.