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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

How to Make a Moustache Sandwich (Moustachewich)

Some sneaky person decided to be clever and give me a moustache mould for Christmas. I've always thought the post-2010 explosion of Urban Outfitters style moustache gifts to be a shameless commercialization of our time honoured art form, but… this thing is pretty sweet.

How to Make a Moustachewich (Moustache Sandwich)

1. Cut the Bread
Or in this case, bun. I used a white hoagie for this, but I'm not racist; multigrain, whole wheat or black rye, it's all good. Press hard and get a nice clean curly stache' bread, then pop that upper-lip sweater in the toaster till lightly Hulk Hoganed (golden).

2. Egg o'Clock
Fire up your pan on high, place the moustache mould, then fill with a solid whack of butter. Olive oil is a suitable substitute for girls, vegans and the lactose intolerant. Once hot, crack that egg like Emeril - BAM!