Wednesday, June 25, 2008

I bought 2 Altoids tins today. I don't like Altoids. I just wanted the tins. More on that later because my cat got a whiff of the Altoid residue in the tins and went apeshit on me. I have bite marks on my hand. I finally had to grab a hold of the back of her head and flick her in the nose. She let go and acted all wounded while I shouted, "Yeah. Hurts don't it? Fucker." Cats are weird. And now my hand smells like cat spit. And Altoids.