Ennuipoet:I think the bigger question here is why anyone looks at their goldfish before eating it? The whole idea of the damn snack is to shove a fistful at a time right in your pie hole.

That's not how you're supposed to eat goldfish! You have to take each one individually, and 'swim' it around in front of you before you chomp down on it. Bonus points for speaking in the fish's voice - something along the lines of "Oh no! A shark!" just before you eat it. Note that the voice should be high pitched and sound frightened.

How about a round of applause for the sharp marketing guy from Pepperidge Farms?

From the article:

------------------------------------------------------------"I called Pepperidge Farm and said, 'Hey, do you have some special promotion going on, I think I've got the lucky fish,'" she said. "They called me back and said there's no way this could have been printed like that in the factory. ... They said it sounds like something miraculous happened and we don't know how it happened."-------------------------------------------------------------

"Yup, definitely a miracle. A miracle from GOD! ON EASTER!! You should totally call the news, everyone in the country needs to hear about this. And remember to tell them that's Pepperidge Farm Goldfish! The snack that smiles back!"

And while we're on the subject. Eating three pounds of salt per week seems to be depleting the moisture from your fingertips. If she gave you a 'handy' she'd peel back the skin on your pecker like a 400 pound Bulgarian welder wearing a Brillo mitten while clutching a rolled-up shiat of 100 grit sandpaper.

Tharkin:How about a round of applause for the sharp marketing guy from Pepperidge Farms?

From the article:

------------------------------------------------------------"I called Pepperidge Farm and said, 'Hey, do you have some special promotion going on, I think I've got the lucky fish,'" she said. "They called me back and said there's no way this could have been printed like that in the factory. ... They said it sounds like something miraculous happened and we don't know how it happened."-------------------------------------------------------------

"Yup, definitely a miracle. A miracle from GOD! ON EASTER!! You should totally call the news, everyone in the country needs to hear about this. And remember to tell them that's Pepperidge Farm Goldfish! The snack that smiles back!"

eKonk:Ennuipoet: I think the bigger question here is why anyone looks at their goldfish before eating it? The whole idea of the damn snack is to shove a fistful at a time right in your pie hole.

That's not how you're supposed to eat goldfish! You have to take each one individually, and 'swim' it around in front of you before you chomp down on it. Bonus points for speaking in the fish's voice - something along the lines of "Oh no! A shark!" just before you eat it. Note that the voice should be high pitched and sound frightened.

Your jib. I enjoy the cut of it.

I like to think of my hand as a fishing net, scraping the bottom of the ocean (box) collecting tuna. Deliciously salted cheese tuna.