cop: alright suspects, please line up and, on these index cards, write the name of the person of persons you've killed
suspect 1: what if you need two cards? for all the murders?
suspect 2: dude! don't be dumb
suspect 2: just write smaller
suspect 1: oh yeah!
suspect 3: this cop is gonna be so impressed with my murder number
super impressed cop wins cop of the year award