The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.

My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.

Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."