I'm glad I don't work with/for you. You obviously have no concern about wasting another person's time in order to save a few keystrokes.

The key here isn't "can I figure out this tangled mess of code (because I rule as a hacker!)", but rather "can I make this so the next guy can figure it out without any effort at all". Wasting others' time is a sin most companies will punish you for.