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edward hack on "Cameron horrified to discover Helmand Province is not on Cote d'Azur"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=6174#post-16870
Fri, 11 Jun 2010 12:52:53 +0000edward hack16870@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>'I had no idea' said the PM ' I was hoping to bump into Nic and Carla, find a nice little charcuterie - take a runny piece of ripe brie and a cheeky little dry white down to the beach and catch up on a couple of hours sunbathing.<br />
But I end up in this God forsaken hole, Pagistan or something.<br />
Ever since I arrived I've had those big ugly hairy creatures with packs on their backs spitting at me every time I walk past. What are they called...oh yes, squaddies, that's the fellow.<br />
Christ knows why Peter Mayle used to rave about this place. I think it's shite.<br />
Anybody know what time the tide is coming in?<br />
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