Was having a conversation with @vettel1 and he embedded this picture in his post and I thought why not make something funny out of it as they do look like they could be trash talking for a while there (a little Will Ferrel & Zack moment from The Campaign). So the title says it all.
I know there are some really funny fanatics here, so lets have a round of laughs.
Hope I’m not exceeding the community standards.

Here’s what @vettel1 and I came up with:
________________________________
1.
Vettel: It’s just the first race bro, doesn’t mean anything. I’m on a ******* Red Bull.
Kimi: Funny that’s what your mother said last night.
2.
“I’m surprised you drunk drivers are so fast”
“I’m surprised you energy drink drivers are so slow”