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So I do some volunteer work in my community.
There is another volunteer whom I've known a number of years as an acquaintance outside of volunteering. Nice enough, and I was rather looking forward to working with someone I knew.
Apparently, this man is the hardest human to communicate with. On our first project, it would take days to get an email response, and the responses were often long, rambling, and completely devoid of the information I was asking for, requiring additional emails, more wait time, and finally, some semblance of an answer. There were times I'd offer to complete a part of his project to save time and effort on his part, simply because I was at the location and could easily do the photocopying and sorting. He took me up on the offer, and I thought we got along just fine.
We are now underway on a second project. I emailed about some work i needed done, as this is a collaborative effort, and asked if he wanted me to find some volunteers to help with a function we run, but are in different departments. I went ahead and created a sign up online, added several slots to aid with his department, and distributed it out to our recruitment list.
It has now been five days. I found out today that this guy was finishing up their end of the project at our volunteer place, and still hasn't replied or completed the work I needed done.
So after i got off the phone with another person who could complete my project (translating), I went and deleted the three extra spots I'd requested to help that night. All those other volunteers who have signed up? Mine. Alllll mine. And I'm going to need them all, even if I have to make up something for them to do, cause I'm not sharing with Impossible Man.