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2018 : Ian Currie is a balding, senile short man with early onset dementia.

2018 : Defying all the basic laws that govern human biology, Cleve Blakemore without steroids or chemicals has doubled both his muscle mass and bone density to levels rarely seen even amongst olympic powerlifters or the world's strongest men from Norway. He increasingly looks like a 12 year old boy and extensive recent physical evaluations show he is effectively aging in reverse, a kind of real life Benjamin Buttons. Reflexes and grip strength are described by GP in recent written report as being "unlike results seen in even the fittest 25 year olds. Subject moves at times faster than the human eye can track his movements." Report by physician in early November says that Blakemore is muscled in places that actually do not have muscle on standard anatomy charts, including hip flexors and upper back muscles that do not appear in anatomy studies in conventional texts. Color has recently returned to his hair after completing Grimoire, restored to a rich dark brown color normally only seen in youth.

580 kg (1278 pounds) hack squat in late December actually fractures support rod on Nautilus machine at Genesis gym in Ringwood. Genesis training staff issue formal notice forbidding Blakemore from using cheater plates on the many Nautilus machines he trains with at the full machine stack, citing "unprecedented stress" on their equipment that may damage this expensive hardware.

Cleve Blakemore on paper is apparently 54 years old but shows every sign of having recently emerged from puberty given overall physical data. French anthropologists once suggested that Neanderthals did not finish puberty until their fifties.

Body composition analysis by trained staff accurate to 1% tolerance shows that without question, Blakemore is not a human being and probably never was. It is just becoming too obvious to ignore now.

Nearly 49 kilos of muscle mass, in excess of most comic book superheroes in graphic novels.

Bone density is close to that of granite. A real life unbreakable. If a double decker fully loaded passenger bus hit this man at 90 miles an hour, it is highly unlikely anyone on that bus would survive the impact.

ᛚᛟᚷᚨᚦᛟᚱᛖ᛫ᚹᛟᛞᚨᚾ᛫ᚹᛁᚷᛁᚦᛟᚾᚨᚱIf you worship your enemy, you are defeated. If you adopt your enemy’s religion, you are enslaved. If you breed with your enemy, you are destroyed. Polydoros of Sparta (741 to c. 665 BC)

Correct. Skeletal muscle mass is actually 107 pounds, a ridiculous comical figure that is normally only seen in caricatures of humans in comic books. The incredible hulk would look like a slender, frail and effeminate bitch in comparison.

GP noted in his report that comparing physicals done in 2015 and Jan 2018, my eyes had changed from light grey to nephilim blue. LDL cholesterol levels were equivalent to six week old infant. No current reading exists for 54 year old man with these cholesterol levels other than me. GP said pupil dilation response was below average in 2014 exam, is now far above average.

Blood profile still indicates some problems with insulin resistance, to be expected if superhuman sits in study chair for 25 years working on a computer game and eating Cheetos. I am going to paleo diet (the only correct diet for Neanderthals) this week and rejecting even the most moderate carbs from now on.

The last time I went to the doctor she told me I am pre-diabetic. I was taking cholesterol pills for years but since I decided not to go to the doctors anymore I have been out for years by now. Its pretty funny how doctors use your health as hostage to get you to waste your time to go in and wait around forever in their waiting room and then again in the exam room before they'll renew prescriptions. Health, Health care, and living in general are all overrated. I'll take a double-quarter pounder with cheese over health any day of the week. Short of running into an inferno to save people - living unhealthy is the only loophole in getting out of this whole living fiasco somewhat honorably. There is now a whole movement to protect people like me from being shamed by the healthies. I'm not officially fat yet, but I sure am far from skinny or the young stud I used to be. Its a lot more work than people give me credit for. For the last 5 or 6 years I've shoved everything in my mouth I want (and almost none of it has been anything remotely healthy) and have only put on about 30 lbs. Possibly 35 if I have to take a nice big shit.

I've never even heard of Roqua so please stop this nonsense. Also, I have anal leakage sometimes. It will just leak out of nowhere and I'll have to go wipe. I've found wiping with a wet paper towel at intermittent times leaves me feeling fresh and almost care free.

SCP Foundation refuses to move me from Euclid to Keter class until I demonstrate some clearly non-physical ability. I submitted myself for trolling SJWs power but they said that is so easy even they can do it.

This thread reminds me of my favorite Cleveland Mark Blakemore comment of all time, which also falls under the category of commenting on the appearance of an old enemy. It was an exchange in the Grimoire Manastorm Kickstarter comments:

Joel Hulseyon September 20
I remember ol' Cleve from days gone by. I would have hoped that he would have gotten counseling in the 20+ years. Sadly, it's obvious he hasn't. You can almost see him spewing spittle at his 15-inch monitor as he sits in his shack. It's so funny!