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What If They Grew A Steesh: Judge Judy

In the year since Oprah passed away, Jude Judy has taken over the top spot for daytime tv ratings. Of course we were all sad to see Oprah go. There’s no doubt that she is up in heaven suggesting to God design ideas and weight-loss tips.

Judge Judy, who makes a reported $45 million a year ($45 MILLION A YEAR!!!!) had no problem taking in Oprah’s viewers, made up mainly of lonely housewives and people who leave the television on for their animals when they go to work.