Friday, February 22, 2008

The fickle finger of fate, that bastard, has reached down and flicked me on the ol' forehead. Hard.

You dumb bitch, it says to me. Did you really believe your kid would happily nap forever?

[insert maniacal laughing ala Vincent Price]

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Yeah like that.]

And don't you hate that feeling? Being flicked on the head? It's so insulting.

For the past few days there have been no naps in my house. I put Chicky in her crib and she lies there and makes noises like someone choking a cat for the next couple of hours.

She can't be giving up her nap at not-quite-three years old, can she? Say it ain't so. She needs to nap. I need her to nap. I need to nap.

Someone hold me.

I plan on running her ragged this weekend. I'm thinking a trip to Ikea (I don't know about you, but that always tires me out, I'm tired just thinking about it), some time outside in the new snow we're just getting, maybe some wind sprints and a few dozen suicides in the family room.

This could all backfire. She could discover that she doesn't, in fact, need to nap. She could just be a complete bear and whine until my ears spontaneously bleed and then fall off.

If it comes to that there's always whiskey. Lots and lots of whiskey.

I miss the good ol' days.

Dude, I may only be a few months old in this picture but I'm rocking the nap thing.

35 comments:

Reesie
said...

My oldest napped until 5.5 no joke!Every few months, my youngest, a 3.5 year old MALE. Give me heart failure by non napping. Then, just when I've accepted that he's all done with the nap thing, he'll go to sleep again.

I recommend instituting quiet time. You don't have to nap, but you MUST play quietly in your room.

Einey stopped napping by 12 months - which killed me because I was pregnant and I NEEDED her o nap. Meenie still naps on occasion (and like 2x per week) but not much. Moe doesn't nap anymore - she dropped those at 3.

Charlotte is not even 2 yet and every day is a total crap shoot nap-wise. Every day, I put her down at 1pm and some days she naps 2, 2.5 hours and some days, she sings and talks in her crib for as long as I leave her up there.

Which is the point where she screeches "MOMMY! ALL DONE!" I am so sad that she's going to be out of the crib in a matter of weeks which surely means no more naps. Ever.

My son napped until he was 3 1/4 or so. My daughter is 3 1/2 and hasn't napped for almost a year. It really gets to me when she's all whiny in the afternoon when she should be napping, but there's too much excitement with a big brother in the house. That's when she stopped napping. When she realized her brother wasn't napping. Quiet time is the key! Play in your room for 45 minutes.

oh I feel your pain! My oldest (4) dropped naps around 3 and now he has quiet time watching tv or a movie and half the time I can nap on the couch. :) My youngest (2.5) naps most days and he's in a big boy bed so I'm hoping he keeps it up!!

Oldest gave up naps at 3. He did have to remain on his bed for quiet time until he started pre-k at age 5.(Sept Baby) BBB napped until he was 6. It was so awesome. I hope Chicky just has a minor disturbance in her nap schedule and will ne anpping again by Monday!!!!!

Mine were done napping before 2, as well. Quiet time was instituted, but when all they did was stay there laughing and screaming and singing and rolling around disrobing and giggling... yeah, I got nuthin'.

Bub stopped napping shortly after his second birthday. At first we went with it, but within a couple of weeks he was clearly overtired and miserable. In the end, we had to COMPLETELY darken his room for him to nap there. Shortly after he turned three he started into a 50/50 schedule where some days he would nap and others he would just play quietly in his bed, and then at around 3 and 3/4 it got to the point where if he did fall asleep, he'd be up until 10 that night, so that's when we got rid of the nap altogether.

Yeah, my oldest was the only one who napped past 2.5, and even then it wasn't every day. The younger two stopped much earlier than that. (did my 3rd ever nap? I really can't remember!) Although, a well-time car ride usually helped out by lulling them to sleep.

I'd say, stick a video on and snuggle on the couch together. Mama's gotta rest.

There are days when Boo doesn't nap. I put her in her room, in her crib (or toddler bed, depending on her mood) and she gets out and, I don't know, plays with the outlets and mini-blind cords. Other days, she takes all the blankets and puts them in her closet and sleeps in there. She's a weird, weird child.

Oh please say it isn't so. A parent's worst fear, the "no more napping" stage, I hope and pray it is a mere blip on the radar and your daughter goes back to napping. If all is lost, instead of whiskey, I definitely recommend Cosmos?

I feel for you! We do quiet time in our house. My older son has some quiet toys in his room and he plays with them during it. If he behaves and doesn't make a ton of noise and wake his brother up or flood the bathroom (or anything else on that level), he gets to watch TV afterwards.

Hollis sometimes doesn't nap. We make him stay quietly in his room anyway. We even split him and his brother up so his little brother will actually get a nap. AND we put locks on the doors so I could actually nap too without fear of my children wandering the streets.

The problem now? Hollis is potty trained and will not be night time or nap time trained until I remove the lock. Nooooooooo!