I was reading the part on the woman, thinking it was a joke...then I read the man part and laughed my ass off.

Quote:

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the'woo-woo' sound.Look at your manly physique in the mirror.Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on thesoap. Pee. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out oftub the whole time.Admire wiener size in mirror again.Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and makethe woo-woo' sound again.Throw wet towel on bed.

Good stuff.

_________________"I may detest what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -Voltaire

i must be weird...i pick up my clothes and throw them in the laundry room and i always wipe the sink down and the counter before leaving the bathroom. and, i always hang the damp towel lower than the dry one so that the next person grabs a dry towel. i make sure there is a full bar of soap in the shower all the time, i even rinse the glass walls down before i leave.

i'm a clean freak....maybe all that lsd i did when i was a teenager caught up with me.