Wife of Barry Bonds files for separation

The all-time homerun leader in MLB history has again been shunned, but this time it was by his wife.

Elizabeth Bonds filed for legal separation on Friday in Los Angeles County, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason.

The Bonds’ have been married for over 11 years and have a 10-year old daughter Aisha, they are expected to share custody of the child.

Barry Bonds is currently not on any MLB team roster mainly because of suspicion of steroid use and the negative publicity that has followed him as a result.

His wife is leaving, no team wants him and he is still faces perjury charges. Can life get any worse for the guy. Okay, who am I kidding, Bonds will never see a day in jail, thanks to his loyal trainer(take notes Mike Vick), and he is still filthy rich. After further evaluation of his ‘daunting’ situation, I’ve retracted my sympathy.