Your punch is like a seismic waveSpins me onto my headBombing me with your uppercutGonna need me some medsYou're the right kind of hitterTo deflate my proggtard fantasiesThe Antifa one-hitterAnd you know that you were known to be

You're aJaw breakerSpleen acherPunk spankerDont you mess around with meYou're aProgg wasterScheme breakerScum shakerDont you mess around -- no no no

Your punch has made my skull haywireSpinning out of controlYou taught me the need to retireNow I'm eating the roadYou're the right kind of hitterTo decrease my mental facultiesThe one-hitting right wingerAnd you know that you will guard free speech

You're aKnot makerDream shakerCunt clankerDont you mess around with meYou're a Scar breakerMeme makerSnowflakerDont you mess around -- no no no

You're the right kind of hitterTo deflate my progg tard fantasiesThe Antifa one-hitterAnd you know that you are known to be

You're aProgg jackerDweeb whackerPunk smackerDont you mess around with meYou're a Progg breakerPancakerCupcaker

I am confused, Comrade Director. Are you saying the Komradina Benatar had two popular songs, dubbed "hits" by the capitalist music mongers; or are sayink that she has struck two men with her fists? Because you cant be saying both at same time can yo- ...

No wait, you CAN!!! It is the stratagem of the double meaning, is it not so? You are "making a joke", da? Using the very same tactic the capitalist humor mongers use to misdirect the proletariat wage serfs from pondering the soul crushing meaninglessness of their lives.

And I beg of you to forgive me for my silence these past few weeks, for I was "off The Cube" I was directed by the First Comrade to observe first hand the capitalist ritual of avarice and gluttony and debauchery known as "The Sea Cruise"

And so, I along with several thousand unwitting wage-and-credit-card debt serfs were herded like so many head of cattle onto vessels so large one could hide the battleship Potempkin in them ... At which point we set sail for the once-pristine waters of the Alaskan Archipelago, befouling them every step of the way with a carbon footprint larger than the country of Honduras

We were then obligated to celebrate the greed and land rapine of the Alaskan Gold Rush, where innocent men were cruelly misled by financiopathic Wall Street currency manipulators into believing they could "get rich" searching for gold ... and all this for the sole purpose of debasing and debauching the currencies of every nation and causing the ruinous hyperinflation that was the direct cause of the First World War

Oh it is so very true what the First Comrade says -- The capitalists will sell you the rope which you will use to hang them

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