How To: Obtain Thumbs

I realize that this may be a tad harsh,
But the truth hurts.

How To: ::ittl: ad of
Against all odds.) u rrt
Step L Have a vagina, his matter how
morbidly loose it may be.
Step 2 I Constantly create content about
how horny and lonely you are.
Ste 3 . Don' t worry about being funny,
p ' because you' re probably not.
Step 4: After spamming your ****** comics,
it is likely that you' ll have gained a
fanbase of retards. If
You have yet to do so, just keep
spamming comics.
Step S: Don' t take hints from the yourretarded,
and wonder why your comments get so
many red thumbs.
Ste 6 . use a childish, weird, inconsistent art
p . style that no one likes.
Ste 7 . Post your content in the "Funny" channel,
p . even though you know it isn' t funny at all.
Continue to repeat these If steps over,
and over again, until you contract an
STD from some guy you met over the
internet.