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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Rajnikanth and Rajnikanth and....you get the idea

This is a collection of Rajnikanth jokes doing the rounds in the net these days. This is by no means original, comprehensive or complete. I guess most of the jokes have been recycled from the Chuck Norris jokes.

I will keep on updating this post as soon as I come across a new Rajni joke.

So here it goes:

Rajinikanth killed the Dead Sea.

When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. ...He is pushing the earth down.

There is no such thing as evolution, it's just a list of creatures that Rajini...kanth allowed to live.

Rajinikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

Rajinikanth can judge a book by it's cover.

Rajinikanth can drown a fish.

Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Rajinikanth once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.

Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door.

Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants aretoday called giraffes.

Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

Rajinikanth can win at Solitaire with only 18 cards.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajinikanth kicked one of the corners off.

Rajinikanth can build a snowman....... out of rain.

Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajinikanth can make onions cry.

Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajinikanth can watch the show 60 minutes in 20 minutes.

Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.

Rajinikanth will attain separate statehood in 2013.

Rajinikanth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Rajinikanth once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.

Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano.

Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.

The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.

Rajinikanth can talk about Fight Club.

Rajinikanth doesn't breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.

Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.

Rajinikanth does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.

Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.

Rajinikanth doesn't move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.