There are two ways to smoke salvia divinorum, a legal hallucinogenic plant that offers users a brief but intense LSD-like freakout period: the right way and the fun way. Just heed the unintelligible words of wisdom from these folks.

Here’s an odd NSFW video…with no sound: It appears to be a naked Russian man on acid. Then again, could just be a normal day for the town drunk. Either way, we’d like to hear Morgan Freeman narrate this Soviet tale of woe.