Even though birds are shifty, they are still very useful in our society. Please love birds and respect them.
I think wearing this t-shirt will help me get that across to other people, at least the ones that matter.

I have a pathological fear of birds...they are evil by nature. This clearly proves it. And for those who assert that birds are smart--riddle me this Batman: If birds are so smart, why don't they fly out of the way of that oncoming truck? I mean...if I could fly, I'd figure out how far above an object I'd have to be without running smack dab into it.

Evil and stupid. Wonderful combo! Super design. Loved your Pulp one more though = ) I put the link to the pulp shirt on my MySpace site. U rock!