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Ok... so... I've only been on campus for a few days now. I gave up on dating... and, of course, only then did I get any girls who seemed to be interested.

So anyway, this girl and I are partners and have to introduce each other to the class... we get to talking and have a lot of stuff in common.

Anyway, we continue talking during each group activity. Discussing what we wanna do after college, what kind of stuff we do in our free times. I find out some stuff about her sorority and the like...

Anyway, this girl ASKS ME for my number and screenname. Forward? Yes, but I like that in a woman. So, of course, I give them both to her and she gives them to me.

Anyway, after a failed attempt to hang out with my friends (who were actually at the hospital, one of them became an uncle tonight), I came home and there was a message from her on my computer. I started talking to her... sorta playful, still cracking my lame ass jokes...

And, I decided to ask if she'd be interested in getting dinner... she says YES.

We are officially in an area without precedent. Anyway, I tell her I have to leave because my friends are bugging me to visit now that they're home... and she says... "Yea, I've gotta leave too... my BF is calling."

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What... what... what the hell? I'm officially VERY f'ing confused. Did this cute lebanese chick like flirt with me and ask for my number and agree to get dinner... only to drop a bombshell like that?

This is exactly why I gave up on dating! Goram jingya.... bah!

I'm headed back to my friend's place to get drunk... I expect answers when I wake up in the morning with a hangover!

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What? I told you, I'll be having dinner with a cute girl and a few of her sorority sisters... but, we gotta wait till Tuesday evening. She's got plans already this weekend and we have night classes that limit any outing till about Tuesday.

I'll post an update around that time.

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If both conditions cannot be met, then go solo and roll the dice. I have seen my sororities - the one the sisters try to get hooked up usually is the one who... well, is lower than my standards.

Dude, listen to me and Logan here. You go solo on a date with this one chick and she brings three friends. Several bad scenarios:
1) They talk to each other all night, you = 5th wheel.
2) One of them hates you, bags on you all night you can either:
2a) Take it, and look like a douche
2b) Throw some sh*t back, and look like a jerk
3) Instead of having to impress one girl, now you have to impress several, who are going to compare notes afterwords.

No good compadre. And yeah, find a friend who's not as good looking as you, but it is imperative that he not be a bad dresser or retarded conversationalist. And make sure your target is clearly defined in his mind, to avoid inadvertant c*ck-blocking.

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Dude, listen to me and Logan here. You go solo on a date with this one chick and she brings three friends. Several bad scenarios:
1) They talk to each other all night, you = 5th wheel.
2) One of them hates you, bags on you all night you can either:
2a) Take it, and look like a douche
2b) Throw some sh*t back, and look like a jerk
3) Instead of having to impress one girl, now you have to impress several, who are going to compare notes afterwords.

No good compadre. And yeah, find a friend who's not as good looking as you, but it is imperative that he not be a bad dresser or retarded conversationalist. And make sure your target is clearly defined in his mind, to avoid inadvertant c*ck-blocking.

Or try the Pigpen method (patent pending)

Go out with all 5, have a blast, flirt like crazy, be fun, be fun, be fun...make them laugh...give them space, be cool, have a little bit of a cocky bad boy attitude, dance with all 5, and ensure each one gets a little 'special' time, etc...
then sleep with one of them...and be REALLY good...ensure her O time is reached via carpet duty before you even get nekked.

THEN - she'll tell her friends about you - then, sleep with the other 4 one at a time - it gets easier for numbers 2, 3 and 4 because they keep bragging about your tongue and tool. Number 5 can be tough...she's the pretentious one who doesn't want to sleep with you cuz now you're a slut. BUT - she really is kinky and likes bondage, so she's the most fun...and being the toughest challenge just makes it that much BETTER!

Then move on, or choose one to date...whatever...you're in college so it doesn't really matter...just have fun and quit being serious...you aren't going to marry any of those 5 (so sez the Swami)

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Dude, listen to me and Logan here. You go solo on a date with this one chick and she brings three friends. Several bad scenarios:
1) They talk to each other all night, you = 5th wheel.
2) One of them hates you, bags on you all night you can either:
2a) Take it, and look like a douche
2b) Throw some sh*t back, and look like a jerk
3) Instead of having to impress one girl, now you have to impress several, who are going to compare notes afterwords.

No good compadre. And yeah, find a friend who's not as good looking as you, but it is imperative that he not be a bad dresser or retarded conversationalist. And make sure your target is clearly defined in his mind, to avoid inadvertant c*ck-blocking.

Or try the Pigpen method (patent pending)

Go out with all 5, have a blast, flirt like crazy, be fun, be fun, be fun...make them laugh...give them space, be cool, have a little bit of a cocky bad boy attitude, dance with all 5, and ensure each one gets a little 'special' time, etc...
then sleep with one of them...and be REALLY good...ensure her O time is reached via carpet duty before you even get nekked.

THEN - she'll tell her friends about you - then, sleep with the other 4 one at a time - it gets easier for numbers 2, 3 and 4 because they keep bragging about your tongue and tool. Number 5 can be tough...she's the pretentious one who doesn't want to sleep with you cuz now you're a slut. BUT - she really is kinky and likes bondage, so she's the most fun...and being the toughest challenge just makes it that much BETTER!

Then move on, or choose one to date...whatever...you're in college so it doesn't really matter...just have fun and quit being serious...you aren't going to marry any of those 5 (so sez the Swami)

I endorse this suggestion... no need to bring a man-date.

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