Won’t somebody think of the dads?

We’re very glad that dads can now protect their vulnerable penis area from their zealous, bouncy offspring, because honestly this was one of the most pain-riddled parts of parenting and somebody had to step in. Pheee-ewwwww!

We mums will just be over here tending to the bits of us that are tweaked, stretched, cracked, bitten, scratched, snipped, sliced, blocked, swollen, squeezed, slobbered-on, collapsed, snotted-against and broken all the day long …

But you dads go right ahead and enjoy your safe and specially snug-ified nuts!

(Seriously though. No parent deserves to endure discomfort and if this helps the penis-ed people feel less under siege, we’re actually all for it.)

Fridaballs are currently sold out, but you can join the waiting list if you’re keen to snap up a pair or three. They’re $27.99/pair and while they only ship to the US and Canadian addresses at present, Australia Post’s Shopmate service can hook you up with a US postal address – and send your undies on to Australia.