But how do I modify this code to send a URL to the browser instead? And why can't there be any useful documentation for people who have no idea what they're doing for Android? I've been coding for 15 years and the documentation is just...not good, to use a nice word.

Well, there isn't.. You should be able to do the rest on your own. I would like to help you more, but my knowledge end experience with android is very limited. As you see, the community isn't that helping either at least concerning my problem.

I would probably read more about Intent class, and android.content.Intent.WHAT_EVER.

I think there is an API Demos example that might help you. Check out API Demos/View/Web View or something like that. You need to download sdk 1.1 and check out samples/ApiDemos project. You should somehow find an onClick() for API Demos/Views/Web View - and that's not going to be easy.

If you find an answer to your problem, consider posting it here, along with what you've learned