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The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.

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A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.

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Some one with a lot of hair this can include arms and legs but mostly applies to people with long hair, beards and moustaches who tend to stroke them. In some unfortunate cases, this can also apply to women.

Mayo is waiting outside the gates of a University with her friends, Philadelphia and Summer. A man wearing a long blue cloak dotted with silver stars, half moon spectacles walks past. He has long white hair and a beard. He is wearing a pointed hat. He strokes his beard in thought.