Catfood

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so annoyed if it's not ready on time."

When she got home, she discovered all she had in the fridge was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. With no time to go to the supermarket, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce.

She greeted her husband warmly when he came home, and then watched anxiously as he sat down to his dinner; but to her surprise, he seemed to be enjoying it.

"Darling, this is the best dinner you've made for me in 30 years of marriage! You can do this again for me any day?"

So every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. When she told her golf partners about it, and they were horrified.

"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.

A few months later, her husband died.

A month later the women and her friends were all sitting around the clubhouse, and one of them said, "We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife stoically replied, "But I didn't kill him. He fell off the window sill while he was licking his bum.