What is it about Jeff Goldblum that fascinates us so? Is it his eyes, as deep as the ocean? Yes. Is it his much imitated, never duplicated, four-beers-in stutter speech? Yes. Is it because he never seems to give a f*ck? Yes. Is it because he was in Jurassic Park and one of SNL's all-time greatest sketches? Yes. Is it all of those reasons, and dozens more? Yes. Is "Jeff Goldblum" the correct answer to "what's so great about Jeff Goldblum"? YES.

In honor of Jurassic Park 3D, let's take a look at some of the Internet's greatest tributes to Dr. Ian Malcolm himself. Jeff Goldlbum will not be contained, Jeff Goldblum will break free. Jeff Goldlbum will be...Jeff Goldblum.

Also, one of my friends from high school used to (and still might) have a Jeff Goldblum action figure from Jurassic Park, and always described it as what every kid always wanted: A snarky jewish scientist