Setting the record for the longest (length-wise) LEGO production set to date, the 8-pound, 3,500-piece, 50" Executor will go on sale September 1st for a cool $400. And I'd be tempted to build one except A) it costs $400 and B) that's a lot of money that C) I don't have. So yeah, looks like I'll be watching my roommate put his together. Maybe he'll let me snap a couple bricks into place.

Me: Hey bro, mind if I put a couple pieces together?Him: Yes, actually I do.Me: Oh come on -- who bought the beer you're drinking?Him: I did.Me: And who's been drinking it all?Him: You have.Me: Sooooooooooo...?