Others said it was crowded and full of scammers, and worth a weekend visit at most. “Disneyland for middle aged American yuppies,” was the verdict.

6. Dubai: ‘Smoke and mirrors’

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Dubai isn’t what it seems. (Photo: iStock)

The UAE’s massive, expensive land of giant malls and skyscrapers hit the wrong note for many visitors.

Tourists slammed it as “overpriced, superficial, fake and unfriendly.” with others left feeling empty at the lack of culture.

Many hated the intense heat, coupled with scenery of “malls and slums.” while others objected to what they saw as a sexist culture.

The large buildings were “cool to see for about 45 seconds.”

7. Jamaica: ‘I will never go back’

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Jamaican me hate you (Photo: iStock)

Jamaica came up frequently for being full of opportunists looking for “tips” for doing nothing.

Even beauty spots like the Duns River were dismissed as no more than “tourist traps.”

Some found that local vendors were aggressive or hostile, and even said they felt physically threatened by people who were simply after their money.

8. Bali: ‘Every beach sucks’

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This is no Bali high — it’s Bali low (Photo: iStock)

Lucky for Australians, our country only came up a few times, with a couple of complaints about Uluru being dull and one black traveler saying they had “never felt more ostracized or aware of my skin color.”

But Aussies’ favorite holiday destination — Bali — was a crushing disappointment to visitors from further away.

One said the infrastructure was so bad they wanted to “run away and hide” so as not to contribute to the “degradation of culture.”

Others said Bali’s beaches were filthy, touristy and full of scammers; certainly not the paradise they had flown around the world to see.