From season one we’ve been gifted: Brandi C (with a bad case of Kool-Aid hair dye), Dallas & Lacey (who will inevitably, and quickly, reignite their fur feud), Brandi M (she gets 2:1 odds of vomiting on herself again), Raven (not interesting enough to remember) and Rodeo, who is still rocking crazy eyes.

As for the season two sloots joining in the freak-tastic fun, I hear that we’re going to get another heaping helping of French stripper Angelique, too-drunk-to-make-eliminations Courtney, genuinely fabulous Destiney, wall-of-woman Inna, fountain-of-tears Kristy Joe and my favorite, Megan, who is still currently rocking it out on “I Love Money.”

Season two starts Oct. 12 on VH1 and I am already looking forward to the myriad of ways these women will avoid turning into ladies.