Heather Mills was back on TV today, but this time she was kindler and gentler. She denied reports that she called up Paul McCartney and bitched him out for dating American millionairess Nancy Shevell.

Heather said, "In that situation with Paul, there was no phone call, there was no tears and tantrums – there was nothing. Basically I just said 'I wish you all the best' and that was it, when we did swap over. It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life."

Heather said that Paul hasn't said anything to her about her crazy antics on TV last week. Heather's spokeswhore quit their job, because they told Heather not to do it.

She said, "It's been unbelievably cathartic. It's the difference between being in prison and being on parole. I've had 18 months of the worst press ever and I got the chance to protect myself and my daughter."

Hmm…..a nice Heather Mills? Maybe she took my advice and smoked a bowl. Now that she seems to have that under control, she can focus all her attention on buying new shoes. Just because you only have one leg doesn't mean you should wore disgusting shoes.

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