tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post7898428994691334395..comments2015-03-31T02:25:32.922-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 674: An Alternate ViewCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89977580796223617662009-12-16T21:31:03.673-08:002009-12-16T21:31:03.673-08:00&#39;rigid ad structure&#39;
Well what do you expe...&#39;rigid ad structure&#39;<br />Well what do you expect?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87331570337797835112009-12-16T15:43:48.953-08:002009-12-16T15:43:48.953-08:00Oh Bob Dole, we made a mistake in not electing you...Oh Bob Dole, we made a mistake in not electing you.Dasafrakhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03691014849227750946noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69894167588782316772009-12-16T04:38:23.493-08:002009-12-16T04:38:23.493-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Whttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15493085070846618144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41570270392929572172009-12-15T15:02:49.382-08:002009-12-15T15:02:49.382-08:00That was an excellent post. Yay!That was an excellent post. Yay!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86630620829073995022009-12-15T13:23:31.302-08:002009-12-15T13:23:31.302-08:00I have stopped supporting Viagra because of their ...I have stopped supporting Viagra because of their rigid ad structure. I had to read off of a teleprompter and couldn&#39;t just tell the world about how much more hardcore lovin&#39; Lizzy was getting.<br /><br />Now I just grasp my pen and yearn for grander days.Bob Dolehttp://www.bobdole.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40752474225838040962009-12-15T12:42:10.614-08:002009-12-15T12:42:10.614-08:00This can&#39;t be the Bob Dole, he didn&#39;t even...This can&#39;t be the Bob Dole, he didn&#39;t even plug Viagra once. <br /><br />SHENANIGANSaloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01318832080088871491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69714093117798170082009-12-15T09:08:20.692-08:002009-12-15T09:08:20.692-08:00Bob Dole here and to the comment that suggests I m...Bob Dole here and to the comment that suggests I may be Carl I can only say that is tantamount to character assassination and I suggest it be redacted before I charge you with libel.<br /><br />Carl, while generous enough to post my review of the magnificent XKCD, is still a hateful charlatan who does nothing but stifle Randy&#39;s creative output through his negative posts and I will not stand for anyone suggesting we are in any way related.<br /><br />You have been warned, Anonymous 2:59.<br /><br />As to the rest (particularly Hans Moleman and that hooker fellow) I absolutely elated that my review has either reinforced your previous positive XKCD notions or even brought to light another way to enjoy it. <br /><br />And finally for the right good gentleman William Monty Hughes: playing off of your analogy of this blog (sorry, I refuse to call it a &quot;blag&quot;) as a dyke that blocks the flow of comedy coming from the hilarious ocean that is XKCD I am but a needle poking a single tiny hole in its foundation. <br /><br />But drops will slowly fill through that hole and before long the hurricane of humor will come bearing down, the levee will break and we will all be awash in Randall generated bliss.<br /><br />That day? The Rapture.Bob Dolehttp://www.bobdole.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27349638717173604832009-12-15T07:24:29.179-08:002009-12-15T07:24:29.179-08:00&quot;...the baby was going through mitosis in the...&quot;...the baby was going through mitosis in the third panel!&quot;<br /><br />Haha, Bob Dole, you hit the nail on the head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42854144949088498692009-12-15T02:59:05.280-08:002009-12-15T02:59:05.280-08:00Its funny how it says
&quot;This is Bob Dole and I...Its funny how it says<br />&quot;This is Bob Dole and I love XKCD and so should you&quot; Then straight after it, it says Posted by Carl, in big letters. Coincidence? I think not. It must be Carl&#39;s devious plan to make everybody think that XKCD viewers all rub cocoa butter all over themselves whilst reading!.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54456656222021995022009-12-14T09:47:25.721-08:002009-12-14T09:47:25.721-08:00As usual Bob Dole see&#39;s the truth in the matte...As usual Bob Dole see&#39;s the truth in the matter. And what&#39;s more his word picture of sun spotted skin has inspired me to buy shares in Cocoa Butter!thepeopleshookerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11390823081588675291noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6732819228985462832009-12-14T09:46:22.781-08:002009-12-14T09:46:22.781-08:00you know, I always thought I hated XKCD...but as i...you know, I always thought I hated XKCD...but as it turns out, I guess I just didn&#39;t understand it.<br />Thanks Bob Dole for opening my eyes wide. I now have disposed of the rose tinted glasses that I&#39;ve been viewing the world with.<br /><br />MENTAL FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hans Molemanhttp://hotdudeshavesexwitheachother.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23361373496616800792009-12-14T08:18:57.949-08:002009-12-14T08:18:57.949-08:00Excellent! One of the best xkcdsucks reviews on th...Excellent! One of the best xkcdsucks reviews on the site! And no only because it finally adds some balance to the site...<br /><br />More posts by Mr Dole, please.Sam Fnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28798991342525935922009-12-14T04:45:17.892-08:002009-12-14T04:45:17.892-08:00I will literally kill anyone who uses the word &qu...I will literally kill anyone who uses the word &quot;blag&quot; unironically.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-3668816084485578352009-12-14T03:23:29.847-08:002009-12-14T03:23:29.847-08:00*as in a dam. Not like A-mun-duh or A-whoria.
I l...*as in a dam. Not like A-mun-duh or A-whoria.<br /><br />I like that!XKCD FTWhttp://www.smouch.net/lolnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44985891873182508602009-12-13T22:45:31.487-08:002009-12-13T22:45:31.487-08:00WILLIAM! have you forgotten that you have ben ETER...WILLIAM! have you forgotten that you have ben ETERNALLY BANISHED from this very blog-site? BE OFF WITH YOU, lest I find the need to call my security forces in! You shall not mock me in my own home, William! You have only one excuse for not exiting the premesis IMMEDIATELY, and that is that your girth makes hasty travel an impossibilty. STILL! Be gone within a reasonable time frame!Carlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-75680058123842470222009-12-13T21:58:02.133-08:002009-12-13T21:58:02.133-08:00Finally! Some semblance of sanity!
A hypothetical ...Finally! Some semblance of sanity!<br />A hypothetical theory:<br />Allow me to metaphoricate. This bileful blag is a dam forged from pure Insanity amidst the gorge of the human psyche, blockading a stream of Sobriety. Much sanity is evaded as it is in too small a dose to overcome the immense inanity of this Abominablog. This means that only True Inevitable Sanity can overcome its debilitating effects.<br />Robert Dole, Sir, I believe that you (like I) are a paragon of mental stability and ponderance, and that TOGETHER, as ONE, we can not only go above the dyke* but DESTROY IT, eradicating these peons who are in insipid unity the foundations of this damnable dam!<br />AS ONE<br /><br /><br />-William Monty Hughes, esq<br />IQ 224<br />&quot;Cogito Ergo Sum&quot;<br /><br />* As in, a dam. Not like A-man-duh or A-whoria.William Monty Hugheshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.com