Rio de Janeiro:A Gringho in Carioca Paradise 1.0

After being rushed into the spotlight here on Guy Spy, atop my already famous reputation (infamous), my fan’s and admirers became too much for me to handle. Every time I leave my Tenderloin apartment for work, people are screaming out, crying, asking for autographs (or is it just the crack heads and tranny-hookers out my door?). (Either way,) I needed a break from the limelight and had to make like a tree and get out of here! It so happens that my Aunt Lorraine lives in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! I’ve wanted to visit her for years now, but just couldn’t afford the flight. Well, guys, the Universe works in very mysterious ways. Out of nowhere, my Aunt surprised me with the offer to fly me to Rio and stay with her. I had quite an adventure, two weeks in paradise, and much more info to share than just beauty and grooming! But for now, I need to recover from vacation. Turns out, I’m even more fabulous in Rio than I am in San Francisco (if you can believe), the token gringho in the Rio de Janeiro bear community, and not to mention fresh (white) meat! More to come very soon lovers….