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You know, I never want to say anything, but with all of these people doing Yoga and stuff in the mornings, I’m always like:How?
I seriously meant to get up last week and go running, laid out the shorts and everything. And I even pried myself out of bed, brushed my teeth slapped water into my face, but while I stood in my unlighted bathroom, I was like,”Hon, this is not happening.” and went back to lay in bed until all of my organs had checked in, which was over an hour later. Maybe two.

During the brief 6 month period where I was able to stick to an AM running habit the ways I managed to stick to it were:

-not hitting snooze, just immediately leaping out of bad telling myself get up get up get up
-visualizing the moment immediately after the run when you feel great for 2 seconds
-running in a real nice park and picturing the part of the run where I made the turn around the lake
-if I missed the morning run doing it in the evening and being annoyed at the lost evening time
-picturing how sad I would feel if i didn’t do it
-not treating one failure as a reason to abandon the effort overall

But like right now I’m back on “I need to start running again” and haven’t done it yet, so like even morning people have problems with this.

You don’t have to have sex every night, it’s whenever you want and the rest of the time you can snuggle! Plus you can let them sleep with each other if they want so their needs are still being met even if you aren’t in the mood.

That the harem would include plenty of puddy tats is just a given lol =^.^=

*Julie Klausner for sass
*Gina Torres/Zoe as my starship captain
*Gina Rodriguez that one time she had an undercut, to look really good in shorts (RESPECTFULLY)
*Kristen Bell as my mom friend / for Frozen singalongs
*Carrie Wade to lead us in a capella arrangements and talk politics
*Heather Hogan as our patronus (also for cat stories)
*FIVE PERFECT DOGS who all know how to wait quietly outside a store and also like swimming
*Kristina Yang for medical emergencies

Five years ago I had a sourdough start called Hermann, and he brought all the benefits of a pet, companionship, a sense of responsibility, someone to come home to at night, as well as making my bedroom smell like a brewery.
I loved Hermann.

An equinox is the moment in which the plane of Earth’s equator passes through the center of the Sun’s disk,[2] which occurs twice each year, around 20 March and 23 September.

On an equinox, day and night are of approximately equal duration all over the planet. They are not exactly equal, however, due to the angular size of the sun and atmospheric refraction. The word is derived from the Latin aequinoctium, from aequus (equal) and nox (genitive noctis) (night).