Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Mental Illness test

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Mental Disorder Test

Picture the scene: You're sitting at home arguing with some dickhead on the internet who has the gall to disagree with you. Obviously the natural (and correct) inclination is to behave like a dick, because this is the internet after all. But then you have to think about what people might think about you. It's a drag, but you have to show at least a little bit of respect and consideration. You can't get away with it by claiming you have a disorder, like those fucking Aspies...

Until now! Just fill out this simple form and you'll have a 100% guaranteed internet-based diagnosis of your very own personality disorder! And don't worry, I know Asperger's is passé, so we'll hook you up with something a little more exotic. Hell, we might even throw in two or three for the price of one!

Do you find yourself quickly falling for someone and then rapidly coming to hate or distrust them?

YesNo

Are you close with anyone outside of your family?

YesNo

Do you feel that you're more important than people realise?

YesNo

Do you honour your obligations?

YesNo

Do you feel that there's some deeper meaning or plan behind things that happen?

YesNo

Do you often feel empty?

YesNo

Are you safety-conscious?

YesNo

Do you feel that people should treat you better than they do?

YesNo

Do you go to extremes to be liked or avoid being abandoned?

YesNo

Do you get into a lot of fights?

YesNo

Do you enjoy a wide-range of activities?

YesNo

Are you often tense or apprehensive or feel like people are out to get you?

YesNo

In a group, do you prefer to be the leader or center of attention?

YesNo

Do you feel you deserve more admiration than you get?

YesNo

Do you ever try to injure or kill yourself?

YesNo

Do you like to carefully plan ahead?

YesNo

Do you prefer to do things alone?

YesNo

Do you feel you know yourself pretty well?

YesNo

Do you feel that you're inferior to most other people or that most people look down on you?

YesNo

Do you take advantage of people to get what you want?

YesNo

Do you find yourself always going along with what others want?

YesNo

Are you very concerned with being positively percieved?

YesNo

Do you frequently break the law?

YesNo

Are you emotionally expressive?

YesNo

Do you often fantasize about having everything you ever dreamed of?

YesNo

Do you often worry about being criticised?

YesNo

Do you find yourself suddenly becoming irrationally irritable or anxious?

YesNo

Do you lie a lot?

YesNo

Do you laugh and cry a lot?

YesNo

Do you keep anything you can just in case it comes in handy?

YesNo

Do you often feel envious of others or feel that others are often envious of you?

YesNo

Are you a workaholic?

YesNo

Do you spend a lot of time making lists and schedules?

YesNo

Are you stubborn or do you hold grudges?

YesNo

Do you care if your actions hurt others?

YesNo

Do you take every setback personally?

YesNo

Do you avoid things you'd like to do because you're too nervous?

YesNo

Do you insist on keeping very strictly to the rules?

YesNo

Do you flirt a lot?

YesNo

Are you free with your money?

YesNo

Do you let other people make a lot of decisions for you?

YesNo

Do you usually ask for advice before making any kind of decision?

YesNo

This was shamelessly ripped off from Wallsy, due to facebook blocking getenjoyment.net links