Johnny Depp seems like the obvious choice. We already know he makes a good pirate....how about Keith Richards? Though by the time we get him converted he might kick the bucket.

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Me landlady was a producer for a CBC show called Venture , she forced me to tell a joke .The other time I was living in Vancouver (think Seattle with all the rain an such ) , got caught in thee lowlands , flood dun shorted out the electrical system . As the water rose to chest deep , people gathered above the embankment with their cameras out as a kindly soul towed me out .

Being Canucks , weather is news fer us , so this flood made it's way to each and every news station in the damn province and across the effing country showing me as well as another dozen or so people that took their vehicles for a thorough wash .

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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."--Pope John Paul II

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lordpunkmonk wrote:tenacious D is an OK band but he is going to be in kung fu panda which I will not be going to see

I disagree.

Jack Black makes me want to punch babies.

Dear God!!! It's the face that makes me punch infants!!

I don't care for Jack Black or Tenacious D, but I love the song "The Metal" by them off of Guitar Hero III......"Punk Rock tried to kill the metal but the metal will live on".......simple yet elegant.

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I think actually, Jack Black would be almost expected to be Pastafarian. Isn't he athiest? People wouldn't care. He's too much of a goof for anyone to take him seriously. I think it should still be Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp for sure, maybe Jack Black if it is possible (if you don't like him too bad it's still good publicity) and perhaps someone like Lewis Black. If we can get comedians to tell jokes in favor of Pastafarianism then that would bring about a lot more people then expected, after all everyone loves comedians.

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I believe we should convert Seth Rogen. He is an up and coming actor who is hilarious, and i was just watching knocked up the other night when he said that he eats a lot of spaghetti (when talking about how he survives on 10 grand).

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Josh M wrote:If we can get comedians to tell jokes in favor of Pastafarianism then that would bring about a lot more people then expected, after all everyone loves comedians.

I actually just wrote to some semi-famous comedians, Mike Birbiglia, Dave Attell, and Mitch Fatel, asking them to join up. So I'll see how that goes.

Great, this will really help our publicity, thanks!

Our Pasta, who "Arghh" in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.