I am delighted to report that the economic outlook is much better in one particular area: The "Fake 'Gaffe' Manufacturing Index", or the FMGI.

The oft-overlooked FGMI covers the 'news and opinion' segment of the economy, and measures the number of false, misleading, or trumped-up 'gaffes' that any given Republican is noted to have made.

The most recent ginned-up 'gaffe' is sourced from Mitt Romney's debate quote, where he speaks of using "whole binders full of women" to help in locating prospects for positions in his years as Massachusettes Governor, was immediately mined and harvested by many in the Pravda Press, including this piece by CNN. The ommisson of the word 'resumes' in that line was sufficient to allow this 'gaffe' to be manufactured wholesale.

Of course, this is not the only contribution to the FGMI index: There were many additional tons of newsprint and billions of internet packets dedicated to such fake 'gaffes' as:

Romney allegedly insulting the British on Olympic security concerns,

Romney allegedly insulting nearly half the American population by correctly observing that 47 percent of the population is dependent on government, and thusly has a motivation to vote for Big Government Obama.

When speaking about firing the current Administration, the Fake 'Gaffe' Manufacturing sector was able to twist this into the concept that Romney likes firing all people.

Fake 'Gaffe' Manufacturing experts are unanimous in expecting that the FGMI numbers will continue to rise for the foreseeable future.The experts cite a highly partisan press and media culture in America, overwhelmingly dominated by liberals and those who favor Democrats. The trend is likely to continue until November 7th, at which time it is expected that the FMGI index will dive abruptly.

Please stay aware of this important manufacturing index in the months ahead, with the knowledge that as the FGMI numbers rise, that the prospects of Mr. Romney defeating President Obama mirror that rise.

Does anyone else remember that the economy reached it’s peak and started to DROP, the day that Obama clinched the nomination of the Democratic Party. I would say that the market is smelling a scent of victory, and businesses are ready to go back and do business in the marketplace.

" Does anyone else remember that the economy reached its peak and started to DROP, the day that Obama clinched the nomination of the Democratic Party. I would say that the market is smelling a scent of victory, and businesses are ready to go back and do business in the marketplace. "

B-I-N-G-O !

Least we forget that the Democrats took control of Congress in 2006. Least we forget that the Democrats took control of Congress in 2006. Least we forget that the Democrats took control of Congress in 2006. Least we forget that the Democrats took control of Congress in 2006. Least we forget that the Democrats took control of Congress in 2006. Least we forget that the Democrats took control of Congress in 2006. Least we forget that the Democrats took control of Congress in 2006.

This is merely a skirmish in Romney’s War on Women. He has exposed the fallacy of them being equal to men by exposing how fragile they really are. If this comment could be so hurtful then.....well you just hurt to easy.

The pic at #21, appears to show Obummer already in defeat.
He looks tired and resigned to the landslide Carter-esque shellacking he’s about to get in November. I bet he’s picked out some nice digs in Hawaii already with a nice Choom Garden in the back yard.

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