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October, 2012

In the sports news yesterday, some baseball insiders let it slip that the Chicago White Sox have been in secret negotiations that fans are now saying could lead to a lot of grand slams next year. That’s right Denny’s is looking to open a franchise at the Cell.

So, if a tree falls in the forest and noone is around to hear it, does it make a sound? I’m going to have to say yes to that one, because otherwise it’s kind like saying that deaf people can’t hear themselves think. Hmmm…, can they?

In another effort to raise their revenues, I understand that the US Postal Service is going to issue a new line of stamps. The first three will feature the images of Pamela Anderson, John Travolta and Monica Lewinsky. Yes, they are putting out a line of Tramp Stamps.

The other day I went into a park district field house to use the bathroom. Upon entering the front door I had to weave my way through a crowd of elderly citizens who were having some sort of function. There were easily fifty people present who were eating fried chicken and potatoes and desserts etc…, [...]