Runners up: Robert Winston teaching kids how to masturbate a sea urchin (Jamie’s Dream School); a butcher ­identifying tripe with his feet (Epic Win); Leanne refusing to watch Raging Bull because of “Robert De Niro mumbling on for two hours” (Coronation Street).

Villain of the year

David Starkey for his racist bile on ­Newsnight and calling a disadvantaged pupil ‘fat’ on Jamie’s Dream School.

Hero of the year

Robbie Savage for appearing on Strictly after the death of his friend Gary Speed.