“Drill Without the Spill.” Doesn’t that tag line just make you want to get down and dirty knowing sexy time is now a three-way of mutually beneficial activity? By using these condoms, an instant donation will be made to the Gulf Coast Oil Spill Fund and you will have the pleasure of knowing those cute little sea birds won’t be covered in black gunk.

So whadaya say?

Don’t stiff the cause. Start humping for hope and getting off for the greater good!