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Our beloved Bill ORielly has decided to leave our corporate family to pursue a life long desire to devote himself in the education industry.His career change will have him operating a private girls school. He has always had the desire to better the lives of young sexy girls. He has written many books of instilling (inseminating) his long held moral beliefs into the minds of women.

I am sure everyone wishes Mr ORielly the best and success in his new social endeavor. Bill Would like all fellow employees to know, he is more than willing to interview any daughters you may have . To consider their admission to his school and offers a FOX employee discount on tuition.

BillO wants you to know, if this doesn't work out and he is picked up on MSNBC. He is not a liberal accepting a job hand out. That he remains the same good ole white wealthy bias he always has. Let us wish him well. Now back to lying to our viewing rubes.

When Teh Sponsors put him on a conference call to ask where their Obama Economy epic profits went - & if the current stall leads to a real downturn, that day is coming soon - we'll get to see what that highly edifying spectacle looks like ... unless he clues in, goes Full Berlusconi & evaporates from public view entirely. Some shit is so hardcore it can make even the most needy attention whore morph into Greta Garbo 2.0 in the blink of an eye.