All Blacks Run Out Of Napisan, Unable To Get Stains Off White Jerseys

As the All Blacks debuted their new kit on Sunday morning in Paris, no one could have imagined the debacle after full time. Although maybe they should have, given the amount of white material.

The All Blacks ran out of Napisan Vanish OxiAction shortly after the match due to the number of grass, mud, blood, and shit stains on their white jerseys and shorts.

The Head of Marketing for Adidas has apologised for the stress.

“We just sort of expected that the man from the Napisan ad would appear out of nowhere and get those tough stains out. Unfortunately, this hasn’t happened and the kit is covered in stains”

Kieran Read, who appeared concussed for most of the game, said the boys were “disappointed” to have dirtied their shirts, but that they were “going to go see their Mums next week anyway”.

Beauden Barrett, Stuff.co.nz’s Man of the Match, wasn’t affected, telling Thai Castle, “I don’t usually do my washing with the team anyway, I need the Vanish Napisan Sensitive cause I have a sensitive tushy”

Leading up to Christmas, Rebel Sport is in discussion Reckitt Benckiser to ensure that all of the new jerseys sold will come with a bottle of Napisan.