No, Trump's "bacon number" isn't about how many strips of fatback Trump eats for breakfast on given morning. It refers to the internet's favorite parlour game, Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. Trump's bacon number, as it happens, is two. Among other connections, Trump appeared in "Home Alone 2" with Joe Pesci, who starred alongside Bacon in "JFK."

You probably would have heard about this without having to Google it.

If you listen hard enough, you can hear the sound of a million op-ed columnists typing "What does Donald Trump mean?" into Google.