PHOEBE: Okay, okay. If I were omnipotent for a day, I would want, um, world peace, no more hunger, good things for the rain-forest...And bigger boobs!

ROSS: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?

CHANDLER: Uh, if I were omnipotent for a day, I'd.. make myself omnipotent forever.

RACHEL: See, there's always one guy. "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes."

ALL: Hey Joey. Hi. Hey, buddy.

MONICA: Hey, Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

JOEY: Probably kill myself!

MONICA: ..Excuse me?

JOEY: Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!

ROSS: Joey, uh- OMnipotent.

JOEY: You are? Ross, I'm sorry..

JOEY: ...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.

CHANDLER: You got waaaay too much free time.

ROSS: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

JOEY: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!

RACHEL: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?

MONICA: You should feel great about yourself! You're doing this amazing independence thing!

RACHEL: Monica, what is so amazing? I gave up, like, everything. And for what?

PHOEBE: You are just like Jack.

RACHEL: ...Jack from downstairs?

PHOEBE: No, Jack and the Beanstalk.

MONICA: Ah, the other Jack.

PHOEBE: Yeah, right! See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. And then he woke up, and there was this, this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff.. And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village..

MONICA: Phoebe?

PHOEBE: What?

MONICA: Do you have a plan?

PHOEBE: I don't even have a 'pl'.

PIZZA GUY: So you guys want me to take this back?

MONICA: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza!

RACHEL: Uh, Pheebs? Who's George Snuffalopagus?

PHOEBE: Big Bird's friend.

JOEY: He's right, enough, already. What is the big deal about today? So you slept with her for the first time, so what? You slept with her for seven years after that.

ROSS: Look, it's just a little more complicated...

CHANDLER: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you? That she likes women? That she left you for another woman that likes women?

ROSS: Little louder, okay, I think there's a man on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...