Virtually every popular mainstream movie or TV show will have its title and the rudiments of its plot morphed into a porn video. This fact of adult entertainment is even more certain than death and taxes. It's mandated pursuant to the provisions of Rule 34.

The porn industry really only has one product to sell. That's graphic depictions of people having sex. Naturally this makes things very competitive with each production company looking for an edge in the marketplace. The gay porn industry has its members always trying to stick out, while the straight porn industry is always trying to find a niche to squeeze into. So much like Hollywood itself, it exploits that which is already successful.

There are (ofcourse) entire web sites dedicated to listing actual porn ripoffs of popular media. It's also a common game to take normal media titles and see how many porn titles they can be twisted into. Most of the times the only parody is the title. Curiously, the current hot trend in the porn industry is for high-budget, well-made parodies (well, higher-budget and better-made, anyway) that re-create what they're spoofing with careful attention to detail... but which reject parody titles in favor of just taking the original title and sticking "This Ain't" in front of it or "A XXX Parody" afterwards.

One popular misconception is that this is standard practice in the porn industry. While it seems common, it's worth noting that it is a vast minority in the porn out there (as noted above). Most of it goes by the format of [race/gender/defining characteristic of participants] [optional fetish twist] [primary action performed] [number of series], the only fixed order generally being the number. For example, Interracial MILF Gangbang 14. However, those titles are rarely much fun to talk about, so the ones that pop out to the general public are these titles listed below.

Of course, there's also an Inverted Trope: don't confuse Jennifer Lopez' chambermaid character having an affair with her hotel's client in Maid in Manhattan (2002) with Vanessa Del Rio's maid character having an affair with her client (and later his son) in Maid in Manhattan (1984)...

Examples (sorted by the media being pornified):

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Anime & Manga

Total Media Agency (known as TMA) loves to do this by producing live-action Parallel Porn Titles of anime series, such as Suzumiya Hahiru no Yuuutsu, Faith/stay night, and so forth. These are most often sought after in the community only for the sake of mocking the ugly stars that conflicts terribly with the surprisingly well done (most of the time) cosplay outfits. Oddly enough, none of them are real puns, just twists on the names for the sake of it.

Perhaps the most unsubtle name from them: Clonnad. Sounds similar to "clone", doesn't it?

Not to forget their infamous version of the first arc of Higurashi: When They Cry, which was mistaken for the real live action movie by many and panned... Yes, they took a depressing delusion filled arc and made it crappy live action porn while leaving all the scenes intact.

They also make titles based of other popular Japanese things like Touhou which for that was named Seihou... which happens to also be the name for a sister game series for Touhou back in the PC-98 era before ZUN moved off to form Shanghai Alice and continue Touhou on Windows. This marks the first time that TMA, intentionally or otherwise, used a Parallel Porn Title whose result was an already existing work.

Of course, TMA is not the only Japanese adult film company that produces cosplay porn. Similar companies churn out live-action porno spoofs such as Charge on Themis: Titan Soldiers. That parody features the requisite Mikasa, ugly old men acting as titans, and the Colossal Titan looking like a Power RangersMonster of the Week reject.

There's a hentai anime titled Elfen Laid, but it has nothing to do with Elfen Lied.

Possible subversion: The Hills Have Size is real, but it's not what you think - it's just the American dub of a totally unrelated hentai.

Unwired is a U.S. company that specializes in this involving famous anime. Their work includes Sailor and the 7 Ballz (a pornographic crossover of Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z among other famous '90s animes), Star Ballz (like Sailor and the 7 Ballz only set in the Star Wars universe) and Ninja Love (which according to the cover stars Naruto, the Futari wa Pretty Cure girls and Nadia). Unfortunately, most people consider Sailor and the 7 Ballz to be one of the worst pornos they had ever seen.

Another Love Live! porn parody is simply titled Love Ive! School Sexy Idol Project. And if that's not enough, there's a Love Live! Sunshine!! porn parody, where the first news of it broke out barely before the release date of the source material (July 2016). The parody was then released three months later.

There’s a porn parody of Neon Genesis Evangelion titled 人類補姦計画 (a pun on 人類補完計画 Jìnrui Hokan Keikaku ‘Human Instrumentality Project’, substituting 完 for the homophonousnote both pronounced kan姦). It is surprisingly not a Shallow Parody, emulating quite a few features used byHideaki Anno (albeit a Poor Man's Substitute), and presenting some of the central themes of the series (albeit perverting them). Essentially, it turns out Gendou’s project is a massive orgy intended to impregnate the women of NERV to combat the worldwide drop in fertility ratesnote A real life problem Japan has been facing for a while now, which Shinji mustn’t run away from participating in. Naturally, Gendou watches the whole thing from above in his signature Finger-Tenting pose... and the bit ends with him saying, ‘Congratulations.’

Death Note has the parody hentai OVA series Dream Note, in which the main character is able to make any woman he'd like have sex with him simply by writing their name in his notebook.

The critically-acclaimed Your Name has a spoof in the form of Your Rope.note The parody title is a pun on the Japanese title, 君の名は。(Kimi no Na wa), which is turned into 君の縄。(Kimi no Nawa).

Comic Books

Private produced a trilogy of movies based on Sin City called (you guessed it) Sex City.

Batman inspired a few, such as the 1970's porn Bat Pussy, the Italian Bathman dal pianeta Eros and the John Holmes-starring The Erotic Adventures of Dickman and Throbbin.

One of the most successful comic strips in Playboy was Little Annie Fanny, which, as its name suggested, featured an X-rated version of Little Orphan Annie as the protagonist (also a caricature of Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield). Originally drawn by by comic book satirists Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder, the strip ran sporadically from 1962 to 1988.

Film

Keep in mind, the titles mentioned here are only the most well known ones.

In an interview Tim Burton once said that the moment it hit him that he really was doing well in Hollywood was when he saw there was a porn film of Edward Scissorhands. He also mentioned meeting the actor who played the title character and shaking hands with him.

The book Someone Comes to Town, Someone Leaves Town brings up that movie title. It's not clear if the author knew it was a real movie, or if it's just a coincidence.

There is a porn film called What's Love Got To Do With It, and the theaters that showed it had to indicate that it is not the Angela Bassett film about Tina Turner. The porno film had used the title first, which gave it the right to keep it.

Bareback Mountain was the title of a number of porn films (both straight and gay) titled to capitalize on the success of Brokeback Mountain. There was also Barebum Mountain as well.

There's at least three pornos whose names are puns of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. One of them is The Rocki Whore Picture Show, complete with musical numbers, which of course removed all traces or suggestions of guy-on-guy sex.

There's also a series of klismaphilia videos both titled and starring a guy who calls himself "A/The Wizard of Ass"

Pirates of the Caribbean has its own: Pirates. Doesn't sound like a porno to you? Well, it didn't to the managers of at least 6 video stores, who ordered it in bulk, marked it as a family adventure movie. Notably, Pirates is also one of the highest budget porn films ever made. And it has its own sequel, Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge (and is, incidentally, pretty damn funny). It's also rated 'R', begetting the question of whether it counts as porn in the first place. Both films had R-rated versions released which had all the sex scenes removed. The flipside is that both were also released as good old-fashioned, fun adventure-filled porn romps.

Anything on Cinemax is either a play on a popular movie, Cleavagefield, or is a mockery of generic plot lines like investigations, or what not.

Driving Miss Daisy Crazy. The Daisy character was younger than in the original, obviously. (The video cover gave the actress's name as, yes, "Jessica Randy". And the male lead was apparently "Organ Freeman".) "Ridin' Miss Daisy" was already taken by an In Living Color! skit as seen below.

Carolina Jones And The Broken Covenant. Indy's daughter is up to some interesting shenanigans. It's basically Carolina trying to retrieve the Ark again... which has shrunk considerably. It's like a sequel to the first, but not, and with a ton of sex and shrieking. "Indiana" even makes an appearance at the end to save the day. Thankfully, he does not actually have sex with anyone.

The Human Sexipede. Yes, the stitches go elsewhere. And be sure to read the script (as the page itself reads: "If this is SFW where you W, I want to W there too."), it's hilarious.

There was a supposedly hilarious porn knock-off of Batman Returns in 1992. It was called Splatman, and it actually followed the rudiments of the movie's plot closely. Sadly, almost no one has seen it because Warner Brothers filed a suit to keep it from being distributed.

Well, in German there was some (more natural) Jurassic Fuck... until they got sued and had to rename it to Pornosaurus.

From Thailand, there's a gay version titled (generically) Jurassic Porn.

In Saw: A Hardcore Parody the Jigsaw Killer turns out to be none other than Ron Jeremy.

There's been various A Nightmare on Elm Street parodies, the latest being A Wet Dream on Elm Street and A Nightmare on Twink Street. You can probably guess what they replaced the blades of Freddy's glove with.

The Last Whore House on the Left, which had absolutely nothing to do with The Last House on the Left, despite being created by one the stars of that film.

Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning, and the confusingly titled Friday the 13th: The Next Generation, Part 2. And of course there's Official Friday the 13th Parody, which reveals the real reason Jason drowned in Crystal Lake is because he was dragged under by his Gag Penis.

PRON: The XXX Parody, which even has effects on par with the original movie!

Presumably due to legal issues, Fifty Shades of Grey: A XXX Adaptation was recalled and re-released as This Isn't Fifty Shades of Grey XXX: This is a Parody. They were still sued. On an amusing note Sasha Grey was not part of it.

There's also 50 Shades of Dylan Ryan, originally titled 50 Shades of Grey: The LesbianEdition.

There is a vampire-themed gay porn movie called Twinklight. Still a better love story...

Carrie had the rather randomly titled Orgy University ("They're all gonna cum on you!").

There was one as early as the 1980s: Doctor Loo And The Filthy Fucking Phaleks. (Also distributed in a soft-core version recognisable by the profanity being removed from the title.)

Abducted By The Daleks, shortly after the 2005 revival. Yes, the Terry Nation estate sued. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. A couple of fans achieved notoriety by lending their homebuilt Dalek props for use in the porno.

Following the court case the film was reissued as Abducted by the Daloids.

Sex Trek. There are at least nine productions of such, according to Memory Alpha.

There is also a video called Star Trek: The Next Penetration.

The forgettable Muffy the Vampire Layer and Buffy the Vampire Layer, and now Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX: A Parody. Unlike those first two, that one actually tries to be accurate to the show, even including characters like Jenny Calendar and Harmony.

Johnny Carson had two porn flick titles he often used as the Tea Time Movie, Mondo Squatto and Gidget's Night on an Aircraft Carrier.

Reno 911! was pornified. Apparently they didn't change the title. Which would be impressive, given that the original show is already considered as porn in some countries.

There was a pornographic parody of Scrubs made, which Zach Braff himself was amused by it so much that he endorsed it in interviews.

A bit disturbingly, the kid-oriented Game Center CX has one in the form of Ero-Game Center SEX.

Game of Thrones became Game of Bones (though Game of Moans and Game of Thongs were also considered) but shied away from portraying Brother–Sister Incest, leading George R.R. Martin to ponder how he could have a series that's more dirty than its porn version. Indeed the opening scene involves Varys and Tyrion pointing out that a porn spoof is hardly necessary, as the HBO series has enough gratuitous sex and nudity as it is.

Hustler also made This Ain't Jeopardy!XXX. Unlike the Newlywed Game one, this is mostly a Clip Show containing sex scenes from other films by the company, using a video category called "Caught in the Act" as a framing device. The only other redeeming factors were that they managed to get jokes about Wedding Crashers and the "What's a hoe?" incident from the actual show in it.

Inkubus Sukkubus wrote Intercourse With The Vampire, which sounds like it's about vampires in love if you're not paying attention. Every line contains at least one sexual innuendo, "Come to me like a Ram ... to the slaughter" being one of the tamest lines.

Val Venis, WWE's resident wrestling porn star, seems to have a resume composed entirely of these titles. One angle in particular had him cutting a promo on Ken Shamrock from the set of a movie he was making entitled Shaving Ryan's Privates, which co-starred Ken's sister Ryan (Shaving Ryan's Privates is a real softcore gay porn movie). Another saw him rattle off a Long List of them when he met Shelton Benjamin's mother backstage, and she couldn't shake the feeling that she knew him from somewhere.

There's also Cum Fighter. This features Chun-Li, ahem, Cho-Chin beating up Ryu, ahem, Riu with her huge jugs.

1993's Super Hornio Brothers duology, and 2011's Super Mario Ballbusting And Cockbiting: A Femdom XXX Parody, for all your "Peach inflicts genital torture on Mario" needs. Amusingly, Nintendo actually bought the rights to the former series for a ridiculously over-inflated price to ensure it could never be re-released under their watch. 1994 saw the release of the gay and Latino-themed Super Barrio Bros., with its sequel Super Barrio Bros. Strike Back released the following year.

Left 4 Head, and its surprisingly numerous sequels. This was most likely referenced in Team Fortress 2 with the "Left 4 Heads" achievement for the Demoman.

Womb Raider, which gets bonus points for having a villain called Doctor Scrotus.

There is also Strokémon (mostly based on anime), which features a humanoid female Pikachu named Dikachu who can possibly rival the alien in E.T.: The Porno in terms of Fan Disservice and Nightmare Fuel.

With the Pokemon GO craze of summer 2016, there came new porn for everyone to scream in horror at. Just TRY to go on any porn site and not run into them. There are way too many to list here, but the most notable one is Fuckemon GO, which is a gay porno where Ash and Brock find some guy in a Pikachu suit and when they throw a Poke Ball at it, it becomes some random muscular guy. You can tell what happens afterward. The guy who played Brock, Will Braun, said on Instagram that he was ashamed but proud for doing it.

Another Pokemon GO parody is titled Pornstar GO. It thankfully features a humanoid female Pikachu that is more decent looking than Strokémon's Dikachu.

BioCock maybe? Well, ZONE (who is most famous for their pornographic Flash parodies, they were even hired by the developers of Skullgirls for their impressive animation skills) has created BioCock Intimate.

The Witcher has a flash point and click adventure game called The Bitcher, about a man whose enchanted cock warns him of nearby evil magic by causing an intense itching which will not stop until the source of the magic has been slain. The evil magic turns out to be coming from a wizard called Yog Sodom, who has captured several nude women, and whom he must defeat. Interestingly, it is possible to complete the game without having any sex whatsoever (although that would be going against the point of the game).

Similarly, there was a Witcher porn parody called The Bitcher: Dildo of Destiny, announced as an April Fool a few years ago.

The American-made The Last of Us has a Japanese H-doujin titled The Last of Ass.

After several Overwatch porn parodies that used assets ripped from the game, there comes a live-action parody titled Oversnatch, featuring Widowmaker and Reaper.

American Dad! XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody, featuring things like rough sex between Roger and Francine, and a messy gangbang involving Haley, Snot, Barry, and Toshi. Now they've done Family Guy. One can only imagine the Quagmire-related horrors...

The Simpsons: The XXX Parody. Everyone is yellow, and there's the Crack Pairing of Moe and Cookie Kwan. Years before, there was the even more nightmarish Los Porno Sinson: La Iniciacion de Bart from Argentina.

Scooby-Doo: The XXX Parody is praised for being faithful to the original show - despite lacking the title character.

Also, there's Pollémon, a porn movie with a Pokémon reference in its title. Its label reads "Vive las fascinantes aventuras de Pollachu" (Live the fascinating adventures of Pollachu), a portmanteau of "Pikachu" and "polla", another slang for the male fallus. It roughly translates as "Dickachu". Ah, if you are wondering, the movie has nothing to do with Pokémon.

SpongeKnob SquareNuts, which was first released on a TubePorn site by the director, possibly because he could not find a distributor willing to be held accountable for unleashing it upon the world. FIRMY GRASP IT!.

It's Kyle's eighteenth birthday in Not South Park XXX! The Yaoi Fangirls of South Park had a fit when they found out that it WASN'T a gay porno.

Yes, it exists and there is nothing you can do about it. My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic got a porno called My Little Porny: Fucking is Magic. Yes, it's as bad as you'd expect it to be.

Parodies:

Anime

The H-anime Eroge! centers on an H-game enthusiast hired by a small company to help them produce a successful game. His critique of the head writer is that her work lacks eroticism, so he offers to lend her some of his hentai anime; they include such titles as Attack on Titanic Tits and A Certain Abandoned Prison's Electric Chair.

In Transmetropolitan, Spider Jerusalem's enemies try to make people stop taking him seriously by putting out a porn flick called I Hump It Here (the title of his column being "I Hate It Here"). Technically that wasn't his enemies, just all kinds of opportunists flocking to the money-making machine - after Spider's assistant Yelena sold them license to use his name and likeness. Spider wasn't amused.

Sex Criminals has a scene involving an in-universe porn movie (one of the films that a character starred in) called The Licked + The Divine, which is a porn version of the real-world comic The Wicked + The Divine. Things got even more metafictional when the "remix" issue of The Wicked + The Divine used panels from the Sex Criminals scene to depict Woden hiring hookers to act as lookalikes for the female Pantheon members.

Referenced in Back to the Future Part II. One of the movies playing at the porno theater in the rundown town square of 1985 is titled Orgy, American Style, a title parody of the TV anthology series Love, American Style. On the DVD's audio commentary, Bob Gale stated that he was unsure whether there was an actual movie with that title, but said there probably was (there isn't, at least according to IMDb).

In the one for Batman & Robin, Mike is quick to ask Kevin if he's sure he didn't accidentally rent "Buttman and Robin" during the Lock and Load Montage at the beginning of the movie. Kevin reassures him that there's no way he'd make that mistake a third time.

Not necessarily a parody, but this iPhone auto-correct failure corrected Puss in Boots to Pussy 'n Butts, which commenters noted would be a great porno version of the movie (the other option, Pus in Butts, not so much.). Other porno-sounding autocorrects include The Cunt of Monte Cristo and Panty of the Apes.

In one episode, the guys have free porn. They watch Good Will Humping and In and Out and In Again. Hard to make In & Out sound more like a porn film... just try recommending that film to someone "It's called In & Out - no, it's nothing like that - it's about this gay teacher... shut up!"

In another, Sylvester Stallone is told there is a copy of Rambo in the hands of the dead car accident victim who had spent his last moments trashing the star's films. He's touched that the guy really liked his movies after all until he's told it's really Rambone, the porn version.

Another one has a perverted Mister Rogers trying to rent some pornos at the video store, including Lorenzo's Oil Massage.

MTV's Now What? (aka The Sausage Factory) featured an episode where some of the main characters get a job at a video rental store and become the most successful clerks by simply switching the VHS tapes for actual films with their porno equivalents and renting them out to teenagers. One character gets suspicious after a very happy teenager praises the clerks when he is seemingly returning The Joy Luck Club. The entire scam comes to an end after an angry parent accuses them of selling The Sperminator to his son.

A Running Gag on Whose Line Is It Anyway? in the game "Greatest Hits" is that Colin and Ryan will pitch their song compilation as though in an advert interrupting a film, and the film title almost always sounds like one of these: Men In Back, Touched By A Hell's Angel, etc. On one occasion Colin couldn't think of anything and just blurted out "We're watching animal porn!" to audience hilarity. He eventually came up with one - Mary Had A Little Lamb.

Director: Many of my films have been inspired by Spielberg. When he did Raiders of the Lost Ark, I did Panty Raiders of the Lost Ark. When he did E.T., I did Eat Me. When he did Jaws... I did Jaws. I just couldn't think of nothing better.

On The Colbert Report, Stephen says that the movie that the friends of the Boston Marathon bombing suspect watched was probably called Osama bin Layin': Ji-hard-on.

In the fourth episode of Death Valley, the male star's transformation pardinto a werewolf interrupts the filming of "Two Girls, One Cop". This example is a bit different than most as the original is also porn.

Played with in Community; at one point, a minor character is watching what is clearly a porn parody of Quantum Leap, but we never learn what it's called.

Margaret Cho's short-lived sitcom All-American Girl had Free Your Willy being sold at the bookstore in the first episode. At the end, Margaret's grandmother is seen watching it.

In the comedy series Made in Canada, Richard learns that his boss used the outside locations of their historical drama series Beaver Creek to film an unauthorized porn parody of the show. For obvious reasons, it was given the same name as the original.

An Australian skit spoofing the Reverend Fred Nile had him entering a video store to make sure they weren't selling anything dirty. A senior citizen with bad eyesight slowly reads out the titles of the movies she's picked off the shelves. As they appear to be family comedies they all get Nile's approval and he leaves. The store owner then rings up the titles which turn out to be porn movies, e.g. Herbie Goes Bananas was actually Herpies Goes Bananas.

Fallout 2 had a few features, straight from the Golden Globes Porn Studio in Reno (some already having been used before), including a couple of puns on the series itself; Vault Sexteen (Vault Sixteen) and Pullout: A Post Nuclear Boogaloo (Fallout: A Post Nuclear Role Playing Game).

While the PC version of Duke Nukem 3D had the Million Dollar Theater playing the infamous Attack of the Bleached-Blonde Biker Bimbos, accompanied by a dancing woman on the movie screen, the N64 equivalent had the more subtle parody title Uranus Attacks. (Playing into Nintendo's extreme censorship towards the game, the movie screen now only displays a spaceship.)

Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory appears in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere as the porn film Paddy decides to act in to get a bit of extra money. He doesn't find out until too late that it's gay porn.

In the Gorillaz interactive online game Plastic Beach, the player can ask 2D if he's bored and 2D informs the player that he has movies to watch. Some of the titles he lists are this trope. He describes them as "a bit random, but very, very, very watchable."

When reviewing Doomsday Machine, The Nostalgia Critic noted the film practically turned into a porno as there were only a few people left after an apocalypse, and their "forced to give in to their animal urges". He then lists the top 10 porn titles the movie should've had, including "Babe Runner", "Star Whores", and "Spaceballs".

In Zero Punctuation's review of Silent Hill: Downpour, Yahtzee expresses his desire for the Silent Hill series to end altogether so that game developers can move on to create new psychological horror IPs, jokingly suggesting "Scary Things in Dirty Rooms" as a possible title. In the closing credits, he remarks, "Watch out for the porn parody Dirty Things in Scary Rooms."

The The Brian And Jill Show has this whenever porn film critic Sir Phalluster Slideright III makes an appearance. The first time started with Ben & Jerry flavors ("Pop My Cherry Garcia", "Peanut Butter Double D-Cup") and moving on to actual movie titles ("Beaverly Hills Cop", "Men in Black Men" and "Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Manboo").

The Cinema Snob, a parody of pretentious film critics, frequently finds himself reviewing this sort of movie. A particularly notorious (and lazily-named) example is E.T. the Porno, which the Snobs' actor Brad Jones found hilarious enough that he did an April Fools' sketch about remaking it, where his character- who is producer, actor and director- eventually admits that he the only scene he actually wanted to film was himself as E.T. doing a sex scene.

In a Futurama episode, Bender mentions the "Pimpsons", and "Assarama".

In The Venture Bros. Christmas special, Brock catches Hank looking for presents in a closet - Hank quickly claims to be looking for Christmas videos, spotting a pile of VHS tapes. He pulls them out and finds "Miracle on 69th Street", "Frothy the Blowman", "Jingle Balls"...

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