I had this dream that Sylvester and Tweety / We're the perfect fighting crime you've ever seen / They fought crime with the greatest of ease / Fighting against this Martian disease / No one knows just who they were / but you know they we're no porno stars / The purple mask, the purple cape / They just about killed any ole thing /

Sylvester and Tweety/ Fine and easy / Fighting crime with the greatest of ease / Fight some crime, get some ass / Fight some crime, get real trashed

Then the other night/ they got into a fight / Never knew just what was right / The purple mask, the purple cape / They just about killed any ole thing / But no one knew just who they were / But you know they aren't no pornostars / Do you remember what happened that night / You know they got into another fight /

Sylvester and Tweety / Fine and easy / Fighting crime with the greatest of ease / Fight some crime, get some ass / Fight some crime, smoke some grass / You know they fought a lot of crime / And they got a lot of ass /

Sylvester and Tweety / Fine and easy / Fighting crime with the greatest of ease / Fight some crime, get some ass / Fight some crime, get real trashed /