Floating around on Tumblr: the Darth Vader condom with the rather officious ‘I WILL NOT BE YOUR FATHER!’ words on it. If the condom breaks, we can only imagine the kid should only rightfully be named Fluke Skywalker.

So we’ve seen this Stormtrooper being all paternal in these pictures by Kristina Alexanderson, but now, thanks to Brain Pickings, we now know his boss, Darth Vader, as a daddy who’s actively involved in raising his kid too. Comic artist Jeffrey Brown has illustrated these precious father-and-son bonding moments in an illustrated storybook that includes batting with lightsabers and Skywalker Sr going ‘This isn’t the toy you’re looking for’ to his son Luke. Charming.