Travel

Gay Miniature Horses

You can’t tell, but the horse on the left had it hooves painted neon green.

Easter is one of my favorite holidays because I’m really fond of frilly dresses, flowers and rabbit imagery/rabbits made out of chocolate. This year I was in New Orleans for Easter and, of course, came to learn that the clever homosexuals down there had found ways to gay up the holiday.

Sadly, we barely missed the afternoon motorcycle parade where riders wear giant baby bonnets. In it’s wake, though, on the gay part of Bourbon, strewn with beads and plastic Easter eggs, we saw these two miniature horses. Their hooves were painted and people were stuffing dollars into their bridals. Yet another reason why New Orleans is amazing.