Christmas Comes Early! Kim Kardashian West Releases Emoji

I’ll admit it, I’m not the best when it comes to texting in emoji. I have no idea what that face with the teeth that appears to be chattering means, and the cha-cha dancing lady is best left to others. But earlier today, master of all things digital, Kim Kardashian West, solved yet another problem we didn’t know we had. She introduced Kimoji—that would be Mrs. West’s personal spin on emoji—and left me speechless.

Finally, I have enough images to have a real conversation.

Already, in a back-and-forth with one friend, I have found occasion to send the American Express Centurion emoji, as well as the Range Rover emoji. Another friend, after asking what I was wearing today, has received the Yeezys with Céline sunglasses.

Kardashian West, too, has been Kimoji-ing up a storm, taking to Twitter to demonstrate how she and her sisters are conversing with images and slang phrases. The first batch features more than 250 icons, including shredded J Brands, Louis Vuitton luggage, waist-trainers, and, naturally, Kim posing for a selfie.