Seinfeld Quotes

Jerry: Tia, did you see all the flowers in that bathroom? It's like an English garden in there.Attendant: They're gardenias, mostly.Jerry: I thought I smelled lilac.Attendant: Yes, there are a few of those, too.Tia: It's almost overwhelming.

George: But you are, blanche. You are in the shackles!Prisoner: You son of a (gets taken away)George: (happily) Oh, I can't wait to read my Time magazine. Last copy too. Maybe I'll read it tomorrow, in the park! It's supposed to be a beeyoouutiful day! Have a nice life, sentence that is! Oh, you miserable

George: You don't understand, there's a blurb about me in this magazine!Prisoner: A blurb?! You're a blurb! Check out the cover, idiot!Guard: All right, let's go.(George checks out the cover shot which shows a picture of the aforementioned prisoner with the caption "Caught!" written below.)

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Elaine: (referring to Dr. Reston) He's like a Svenjolly.Jerry: Svengali.Elaine: What did I say?Jerry: Svenjolly.Elaine: Svenjolly? I did not say Svenjolly.Jerry: George?George: Svenjolly. (licking some peanut butter off his finger)Elaine: I don't see how I could've said Svenjolly.Jerry: Well, maybe he's got, like, a cheerful mental hold on you.