Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

February 20, 2008

CAPTION CONTEST

The person who submits the winning caption, as determined by our panel of distinguished judges, will receive a valuable prize that judi will think of once she realizes what I have done here.

Update: judi has come up with some really lame excellent prize candidates, which she will describe here when she gets around to it. We will announce the winner tomorrow, and he or she can pick the prize.

Prize Update (Winner will be forced to accept choose one of the following):

"The Ronco 'Hair Integrated Lengthening and Restoration (In One Use!) System 3000' works as well on Men as it does on Women! Just set the suction to 'FULL' and work the HILARIOUS 3000 nozzle fully around the head. Please note that loss of leg hair is a natural effect, and saves on the cost of painful waxing!"