Oh man, I seem to be in the minority here. 2 on 1 beatdown is one of my favorite scenes in all of pro wrestling. It's so unfair -- the two bullies taking advantage, the lone fighter totally outmatched and overwhelmed... Cruel injustice just works for me.

I love seeing one guy getting beaten to a pulp by 2 other guys. The Shield have injected some real interest into WWE. In the old days how good was it seeing The Sheik and Abdullah the Butcher tearing someone to shreds - foreign objects, fire, chairs etc. Today the desire for PG status removes so much of the fun stuff.

ALRIGHT. I've hemmed and hawed, Yinned and Yanged over the two options; "TWO-ON-ONE" would be MY vote! It DOUBLES the opportunity for STRETCHING, BENDING, and SADISTICALLY PUNISHING the poor VICTIM'S more DELICIOUSLY EXPOSED and VULNERABLE, muscular body...which, in turn, DOUBLES the vicarious HORNY pleasure for ALL OF US!

("THREE-ON-ONE would even TRIPLE our fun! "THREE'S THE CHARM," after all!)