In which critics Mike Weldon and Alex Kirschenbaum, galvanized by a fuck-ton of Leonardo DiCaprio motivational speeches in “The Wolf of Wall Street,” hype up their all-time movie speeches. WARNING: This segment contains mature adult topics, like murdering people with bats, stashing watches in uncomfortable places for extended periods of time, drinking paint thinner, and the true meaning of “Like A Virgin.”

Key quote: “Although if you’ve gone back and re-watched [‘Independence Day’], it is awful.”