The vote of no confidence that British Prime Minister Theresa May survived got me thinking of using this process for fantasy football. Who are the players who get my vote of no confidence for the remainder of the season, and very likely next summer, too?

Let’s start at quarterback:

Kirk Cousins is being done in by the Conservatives — namely run-obsessed head coach Mike Zimmer. When you pay $84 million for a quarterback and have two Pro Bowl-worthy wideouts, you should plan on being a pass dominant team. But Zimmer reportedly wants this to end, thus the firing of offensive coordinator John DeFilippo. The Vikings rank second in pass percentage, but, even with this tailwind, Cousins is just 17th in fantasy points per game. Going forward, these play-calling splits could turn neutral or, even worse, into a headwind. Plus, Cousins is playing so mechanically, like he’s afraid to throw picks. His strength is using his elite throwing ability to find tight windows for...