Bughouse Scratch Dj Coffee Table Won’T Play Your Records

Fancy yourself a DJ Hero? Looking for a new coffee table? I may have found the perfect thing for your living room.

The Scratch DJ coffee table from Bughouse features a distressed image of a pair of turntables and a mixer under its glass top. As an added bonus, you can customize it by placing your favorite records on top of each platter. Too bad it won’t actually play your music. It’s available from Bughouse Art + Design for $850 (USD).