Full trailer for Human Centipede 2

A look at what the UK is missing out on

Cover your eyes! A new trailer has been posted online for director Tom Six's The Human Centipede Part 2: Full Sequence .

We'd met the film's new medically fascinated psycho Martin in a previous trailer and as you'll have already guessed from the title his plans are a little bigger.

Thing is, we're not convinced this is really going to grab people. If you liked the first film you're already sold on Part 2 , if you didn't this is unlikely to pull you into the series.

Besides, until the BBFC grants it a licence in the UK, British horror fans will need to add the price of an easyJet flight to the cost of a cinema ticket.

Personally, we can't wait for the trailer for The Human Centipede Part 8: Eat The World . Of course by then it will be difficult to type and tell you about it, as everyone - including us - will be connected by the gastric system!