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Follow Friday – Guest Photographer No Model Lady

Today’s guest photographer is a friend I just met via the magic of the internet. She is one drop-dead gorgeous lady with a cutting wit and I suspect she might secretly be a mermaid. Please welcome Michele of No Model Lady!

My name is Michele and I live in Okinawa, Japan with my husband and our two children. (My husband is a US Marine so we move around A LOT.) I spend most of my time stepping on Legos, screaming in agony, reading smutty young-adult romance novels, justifying my Snickers-a-day habit (they’re basically protein bars) and taking pictures*. *Not of anything I just listed, because…sad face.

I also write a lot, though most of it reads like lyrics to a song Taylor Swift wrote while tripping balls.

What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!

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What is Follow Friday? It’s a Twitter meme that I have taken a couple steps further. Learn more about it in my FAQ. See my nomination for a Shorty Award for Follow Friday here. You can read more Follow Friday goodness here. Would you like to be a guest photographer for Follow Friday? Email me!