Internet Warbler

This is Internet Warbler. He’s a social media addict. He is forever getting into internet wars with someone somewhere. He’s always the first jumping in to comment on a thread as the implied expert, regardless of the subject matter or content. He maintains he’s not a troll, he never attacks people personally, but he does really love to be right even if he has to play devils advocate to do it. Kalegaroo points out that when he gets going it sounds a lot like mansplaining which gets old really fast. He’s always got his beak stuck to his phone on some social platform or other, basically anywhere someone could be wrong on the internet. He’s a hilarious guy, his comments can be incredibly funny. His friends just wish he’d put the phone down every now and then and be a part of the real world for once.