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Before Javier Bardem was the guy torturing James Bond in Skyfall, he was being tortured in El pícaro. How awwwwdorable was the 5 year old making his acting debut in that 1974 episode?
BTW is it just me or does he have the same haircut back then that he had No Country for Old Men.

Penelope Cruz was on The Tonight Show yesterday and she talked to Jay Leno about her French Vogue cover with Meryl Streep. In the picture she is completely naked as she hugs one of the best actresses of all-time. She explained how it came about and how awkward it seemed at first. But when they were all done, she said they both agreed, “it was one of the best love scenes we ever had.” Sadly for you boys, it was only shot for a single frame so there is no video to go with your fantasy.

Penelope Cruz was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and she was talking about her two-time co-star Johnny Depp. When the host asked her about Jack Sparrow, she told him she only had nice things to say about him. Well Kimmel found that news “kind of disappointing”, so she told him that he really likes to let one Blow. Not like the movie they did 10 years ago, but he has a fart machine and loves to use it when they are on sets.
Can you see the Pirates of the Caribbean star playing with a remote controlled fart machine? I totally can! Not only that I can picture his mischievous smile after he gets caught, like a little boy who knows what they was bad but couldn’t help themselves.
You hear all the time that George Clooney and Zac Efron are pranksters, but I never heard that about Depp. Now that I have heard he loves to play with a fart machine, it just makes me love him even more. Doesn’t it do the same for you?
Now back to Jimmy Kimmel Live, on Tuesday Britney Spears is going to perform on the ABC show at 12m and on Wednesday Duran Duran will be doing the same on the show. Because I am psychic (well actually cause I was there last night), I can tell you that Duran Duran totally rocked it singing their brand new hit All You Need Is Now and their Notorious song of the same title. Simon LeBon sounds just like he did when I saw him for the first time when I was just 16. And the singer and his Wild Boys all look and sound as good as they did then. Seriously I am one happy Duranie today!!!

For years Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz have been keeping their relationship hush hush, so it should be no surprise that they had secret wedding. According to Life and Style the two Oscar winners tied the knot earlier this month in the Bahamas at a friend’s house with just there family there. Even though the two of them have been dating since 2007, they have known each other since 1992 when they filmed their movie together.

The Sun is reporting that Penelope Cruz lost her camera while she was on vacation and there are some "private shots" on it with Javier Bardem that she doesn't want the whole world to see. In fact her lawyer said they will take legal action against anyone if they are used. What happened to finders keeps, losers weepers. Joking I would hate if that happened to me, so I can understand why she is begging that the person that finds the camera to please return it to her. No reward was mentioned but I am sure there is one.

Monica and Penelope Cruz helped their brother Eduardo by sexing up his music video Cosas Que Contar. Eduardo asked his sisters to be in his video to help launch his career around the world according to The Sun. Hey he got my attention with that video, and the song is actually really good! Seriously that video is muy caliente!!!
I think that is the best I have ever seen Penelope look, I wasn’t sure if it was Monica or her?

Penelope Cruz is rumored to have had a panic attack causing her to get off a flight that was ready to take-off according to the Daily Mail. At first everything seemed fine, but when her plane was getting ready to take off to Barcelona she freaked out.

But as the plane started taxi-ing onto the runway, she became agitated, according to fellow passengers.

After a brief conversation between Cruz and a flight attendant, the aircraft returned to the departure gate and she disembarked.

To the consternation of others on the flight, all the luggage was removed from the hold and placed on the runway in driving rain while airport staff searched for the actress's suitcases.

One passenger said: "She was freaking out and refused to fly."

Her publicist tells a different story, "There was no panic attack", she said. "The airline let her know there was going to be a three or four hour delay due to the storm. She had work so she figured she'd deplane and fly when the storm had passed." For some reason I am siding with the passengers on this one. I don't understand why these celebs think they just get there way whenever they want. A few weeks Britney Spears did the same thing. If these stars can't handle flying commercial, then let them organize their own airline and stay off ours. I think the FAA should start fining these celebs everytime they beg to get off after the plane has closed their doors and begins to taxi, don't you think?

Salma Hayek has persuaded best pal Penelope Cruz to guest on an upcoming episode of her Golden Globe-winning TV comedy Ugly Betty. Hayek, who appears on the show as a vampish magazine writer, has been trying to find Cruz the right role since the show started last year. The actress, who is also a producer of the series, says, "We’re going to do something with her, but maybe later."

I am sorry but the show went from Golden Globe winner to schockly in one day. I mean concetrate on the storylines and not casting people like Katharine McPhee, Tim Gunn, Kathy Griffin and Penelope Cruz…I mean that was downfall for Will and Grace and countless other shows. That is a tactic failing shows use.