For all the noobs wondering how hard this game is and how hard getting some of the things in this game are let me tell you a story about how this Golden Goose took me 2 years to get.

2 ***** years of feeding 30+ ***** Fertiles cotton seeds, worms and other turkeys and I can finally confirm that a Golden Goose will just randomly pop with nothing extra needed but a Fertile and a male turkey. Thank ***** god.

Sometimes I think the dev's have 5 levels of 'Luck' as a mechanic in this game: 'Very Lucky', 'Lucky', 'Rub the Horseshoe Lucky', 'Basic' and a 'Let's ***** Claeyt Over By Making Him Unlucky All The Time Setting".

I knew of at least 3 players who have played less than a year who got Golden Geese within 3 months of starting this game but I wouldn't believe it was random because I had been feeding those turkeys so long with nothing.