Here's a funny quote that I came across, although really... I guess it's not really funny... it's sad...

Before being declared out for the season because of a foot injury, Redskins quarterback Patrick Ramsey had been sacked 26 times and been hit hard on dozens of other plays. He's listed as weighing 217 pounds, but trainer Dean Kleinschmidt told the Washington Post, "Actually, he's 170, when the swelling goes down."