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This BItch: christina aguilera Pt.3

We KNOW it’s what a girl wants so The Narcisistas are BACK with the final installment of This B*tch: CHRISTINA AGUILERA!! Apologies the HOSTESS with the MOSTESS and LIL DEBBIE herself are very not myself tonight... Christina merTURY is in retrograde! It’s a VERRYYY Self-Titled Beyoncé but in a TOO thin Christina LIBERATED kinda way this Ep! It’s 2008/2018 WHO’S TO SAY when we jump back into it with our queen. We talk motherhood, greatest hits (it keeps on getting better? Interesting...) If you love robots and a very SUBTLE inspiration you are going to love our Bionic recap! They got all the BEEP BLOOP BOOPS right! Divorce! SIA! Power Ballads & Power Bottoms! Hold on let me take this ball gag out I gotta change a diaper I’m a MOTHAAA! You find out this Ep what publication we describe as the “Gay Bible” aka “Everything I need to know with FUN graphics!” We also talk BURLESQUE! CHER! TUCCI! You’re going to have to throw away your jeans this episode will get you so horny! We cover her public intoxication charge?! CHRISTINA! Guess she shouldn’t have been SHE BANGING with WILLIAM HUNG! Good lord! Wil FINALLY addresses how hard it is to be a white woman! From The Voice and the Lotus REBIRTH... or was that just a spray tan at Etta James funeral? To Summer Rain, the Pink FEUD and the most recent album it’s most important to remember... she still NO HABLA B*TCHHHH! We love you XTINA this was so fun! Let us know who you want for the next THIS B*TCH series!! RATE! REVIEW! FOLLOW! REPOST! SUBSCRIBE! VISIT www.narcisistas.com for info on our NEXT LIVE SHOW!! August 30th at The Footlight!!