I was there when you met her, encouraged you to ask her out, helped you pick out the ring, planned your wedding and the baby shower, was there for your daughter's first words and steps, took the late night calls when she cheated on you, and have let you sleep in my bed while I crashed on the couch more times than I can count.

Sincerely, And you STILL can't tell that I love you more than she ever will?! Right girl, right here...