Fun Things To Do In Public

1. Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start.

2. Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You forgot my name, didn't you!?"

3. Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help. (If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!")

4. Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down. See if they apologize. 5. Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say, "What?"

(You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused also.)

6. Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to be a monkey. (It works with any animal.)

7. Put water in your mouth, and pretend you are barfing when someone walks by. (It's really funny when you chew up some Snickers for this.)

8. Get an "Obsession, for men" cologne sample spray, and go up to people asking, "Do you have an obsession for men? I was just wondering because I have an obsession for me. It's in my pants. Do you want me to spray you with it?" When they look at you funny, take out the cologne and say "What? It's just my obsession for men cologne. What were you thinking of?" (It doesn't work on the people that have the cologne.)

9. Walk behind someone and have an argument with yourself. (It's even better if you talk in two different voices.)

10. Have a bottle of water and go up to people saying, "Thirsty?" (See how many people you can get to drink from your bottle.)

11. Have a newspaper or a book (or something like that) and hold it out to someone and ask, "Thirsty?" (Confusion is funny.)

12. Put a chunk of something sticky on your hand, and go up to people saying, "Eh, how're you doing?" and try to shake their hand. (Some people actually don't notice huge sticky brown things sticking to your hand.)

13. Jump kick a wall and look at someone and say, "Please don't do that." (It works with trees too.)

14. Go up to someone and say in a very low voice, "Death by catapult." (There is also, death by spatula, death by rug burn, death by malapropism, or any other weird random way of death.)

15. Get people to join you in your strange adventures. (Twice the people= twice the fun)

16. Follow somebody around for hours and then ask them to stop following you.

17. Go to a public drinking fountain and offer to hold down the button. Then press it down halfway and when the person leans forward press it down all the way to soak their face.

18. Viciously attack a stop sign with a newspaper.

19. Steal manhole covers and run around with them.

20. Throw water balloons at people in office buildings from the street.

21. Run at top speed by some people yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO."

22. Put a box with an alarm clock in it down and run away.

23. Set up a tent and do scout things, such as trying to start fires with rocks.

24. Fall down and when somebody tries to help you up scream, "get away from me!".

25. Walk around with a baseball bat and ask people," you talkin' to me?"

26. Carry around bags of sugar and walk up to people and say, "Hi my name is Bob and I'm running for governor." Give them the bag and run away saying, "vote for me!"