Take this FWIW, but according to numerous sites, including PW Torch, Randy Savage will be appearing on the next season of Surreal Life.

Originally posted by storyHulk Hogan won't be the only wrestler to be featured on VH1 as hisgoodpal "Macho Man" Randy Savage is set to appear on a "Celebreality" showas well.

A professional poker player by the name of Phil Hellmuth did aninterview on Sirius Satellite Radio earlier today. He said that hewillbe on the next season of VH1's Surreal Life along with PlayboyPlaymateTina Jordan, rock musician Peter Steel, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage.Atthe moment, there is no word yet as to when the new season will kickoff.

Hell, they should just break down and finally do an all-wrestlers year. Just imagine, in one house, Randy Savage, Chyna, Jimmy Snuka, Jake Roberts, The Ultimate Warrior, The Iron Sheik and, just for shits and giggles, B. Brian Blair. Change the name to Batshit House, and you've got yourself some must see TV.

"I know, I know you are saying "sure there was some bad calls, but Jake Gyllenhaal obviously dropped too many easy catches and Ang Lee had some horrible clock management at the end of each half!"" (krakken2000)

Is there even going to be room for anyone else between Hellmuth's ego and Peter Steele's horsecock? I mean, this could be the greatest season EVER.

Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastardand, just for shits and giggles, B. Brian Blair.

B. Brian Blair is one of our county commissioners. He opens virtually every meeting with a prayer, and often thanks God for the most inane shit imaginable. I wish I could remember the exact wording or street name, but he once said something akin to, "And we should all thank Jesus for the new stoplight on Willow, which with the grace of God should stop traffic and prevent the loss of another soul." Or something like that. It's just staggering how many simple, corporeal, basic, human-beings-made-this-happen-via-mundane-action things he's found to attribute to the workings of a mercurial Lord. The man is better than a guest stint on a show; they should devote a single weekly hour to just following him around, listening to him thank God for anything that happens ó like allowing his bank card to get sucked into the ATM, then God allowing the ATM to spit it back out when he was done.

"I know, I know you are saying "sure there was some bad calls, but Jake Gyllenhaal obviously dropped too many easy catches and Ang Lee had some horrible clock management at the end of each half!"" (krakken2000)

Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund

Originally posted by OlFuzzyBastardand, just for shits and giggles, B. Brian Blair.

B. Brian Blair is one of our county commissioners. He opens virtually every meeting with a prayer, and often thanks God for the most inane shit imaginable. I wish I could remember the exact wording or street name, but he once said something akin to, "And we should all thank Jesus for the new stoplight on Willow, which with the grace of God should stop traffic and prevent the loss of another soul." Or something like that. It's just staggering how many simple, corporeal, basic, human-beings-made-this-happen-via-mundane-action things he's found to attribute to the workings of a mercurial Lord. The man is better than a guest stint on a show; they should devote a single weekly hour to just following him around, listening to him thank God for anything that happens ó like allowing his bank card to get sucked into the ATM, then God allowing the ATM to spit it back out when he was done.

Yeesh. Sounds like he's got a really inflated opinion of this "God" guy. He should be made humble, old country way.

Didn't he turn up in News of the Weird, too? Forgot why, but it wasn't in the category of "Murderers With the Middle Name 'Wayne'".

So it seems no Phil, but Carrot Top and Macho Man doing workouts...come on...comedy gold! Only one woman in the group? Odd. Maybe one of the Blue Man Actors is some other D-Lister in disguise. I wanna wait till the final list from VH1, hopefully Hellmuth is in it!

I have never watched the Surreal Life before, and never watch anything at all on VH1 unless I'm in the most extreme state of boredom and its raining outside. That said, with Macho Man and Carrot Top I think I'll be setting aside time to watch this every week.