“We knew we needed an extraordinary actor to take on one of DC Comics’ most enduringly popular super heroes, and Ben Affleck certainly fits that bill, and then some,” said WB’s president of production Greg Silverman. “His outstanding career is a testament to his talent and we know he and Zack will bring new dimension to the duality of this character.”

I’m not even gonna comment. I’m just pulling the pin, tossing the grenade in, and then slamming the door. I will, however, also leave you with this: