ADELPHIA
TRADING CARDSCollect
'em all!

Having trouble
following the labyrinthine trail of the ADELPHIA CABLE
scandal? Worry no more! With the release of the Beast's
new Adelphia trading cards, you can have fun and learn
how to make off-the-books loans at the same time!

Collect all 50 cards in the set for
a uniquely frustrating journey across the modern American
corporate landscape! Unlike real-life shares in Adelphia,
our trading cards actually increase in value over time.
No fewer than four auction houses are already rating
our first pre-prison card release a definite "buy."

So get in on the fun now, before the
verdicts are handed down. Collect all nine board members,
and you'll be eligible to win your own golf course in
a special Beast contest runoff!