Hoxton Street Monster Supplies Cookbook

For hundreds of years, the Hoxton Street Monster Supplies shop has been supplying quality goods for the monster community - and this, its classic recipe book, has ben in use for just as long.

Now, for the first time, it has been adapted for use by humans as well as monsters. So whether you're intertaining trolls, hosting a vampire soiree or expecting zombies round for tea, you can make delicious treats to suit every occasion.

£13

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Notes for Humans:

Beautifully illustrated 160 page hardback cookbook with over 70 recipes and humorous advice for entertaining. Translated for use by humans.

Produced by Octopus Books on Mitchell Beazley Press

‘What no-one ever tells you about turning children into vampires is the eternity of Deathday parties for little Alaric you now have to cater for. And let me tell you, after couple of centuries, even the most inventive bloodsucker can find herself short of ideas. So thank the hells for this cookbook, which is simply brimming with grotes-tic party treats, like Mashed Fairy Cupcakes, Bursting Boil Biscuits and Dragon’s Egg Tarts, sure to satisfy even the pickiest of little undead eaters.
Fangs, ’Monster Supplies!’

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Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at info@monstersupplies.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

Ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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