This morning I was scrolling through Instagram, minding my own business, when something caught my eye.

Behold: Ludwik, the hairless guinea pig – AKA a "Skinny pig."

Skinny pigs were developed in 1978 when scientists crossbred a haired guinea pig with a hairless guinea pig to create the ideal breed for a dermatology experiment. The result was a smushy creature just like Ludwik.

They're mostly naked with an adorable little tuft of hair on their snout. And I'd like about 100 of them, please.