Tuesday, June 22, 2004

We're going to need some fairly hefty weaponry to make sure that the Kingdom of bungers Northumbria stays peaceful, and we can quell any bariatric revolts. I've ordered a load of these Hamilton Antipersonnel death rays as it's the "lightest of the rapid fire pulse cannons" and can turn you from a "tank commander into an actual tank". Order more stuff from the main page.

We're gonna ship the fatties out, and replace them with beautiful women from the baltic states as a gesture of international friendliness to our new EU buddies. :)

We need a constitution. Or a manifesto. What shall we do about Sunnerlind and South Shields? I propose we tow them out into the North Sea. Either that or raze them to the ground, and make a big waterpark instead! Woo, and indeed, yay!

That was some Portuguese person so we can take heart from the fact that the Portugese footy team will be knackered after mass debating over pictures of hermaphrodite dogs. Not that I'm generalising about a whole country from one perv's search. Probably.

I would like to see smutty posts expressed as a percentage of total posts for each of us. You would be the smuttiest without a doubt. :)