Subject:Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) RESULTS POSTED

Written By:Below Average Daveon08/21/08 at 10:23 pm

As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points. If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest. When you vote as an entrant in this round, you receive 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests. This is round 33 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline, which for this rounds is September 9th, 2008. Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly. There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed. The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees. Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:EST (New York) September 9th/10th at midnightCentral (St. Louis): September 9th at 11pmMountain (Denver): September 9th at 10pmPacific (Los Angeles): September 9th at 9pmSydney, AUS: September 10th at 2pmThe UK: September 10th at 5am

1. The Living Teddy Bear by MatthiasMatthias' RecordingLiving on a Prayer

2. Expensive Fries by Jeff ReubenDead or Alive

3. Have it Your Way by The Conqueror of ParodiesHave a Nice Day

4. It's My Wife by AgrimorfeeIt's My Life

5. Hornets, Wasps and Bee Hives by WolverineDead or Alive

6. I'm Desp'rate for You by Below Average DaveI'll Be There for You

7. Crazy Story by Rex UngerichtBlaze of Glory

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) Voting Deadline 09/04/2008

Written By:Matthiason08/23/08 at 8:00 pm

Dave... Now I know that "horneys" was a mistake... But THAT's a FUNNY one.

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) Voting Deadline 09/04/2008

Written By:Below Average Daveon08/23/08 at 8:16 pm

Dave... Now I know that "horneys" was a mistake... But THAT's a FUNNY one.

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) Voting Deadline 09/04/2008

5pts=Matthias4pts=Wolverine (between this and the AI comp, you are becoming quite a standout!)3pts=Rex2pts=Jeff1pt=ConqHM=Dave

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) Voting Deadline 09/04/2008

Written By:Matthiason08/25/08 at 8:53 pm

Thanks Aggy!

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) Voting Deadline 09/04/2008

Written By:ThaConqueroron09/02/08 at 5:00 am

1 point to BAD Desperation2 points to Would You Like Jeffs With That?3 points to Covered in Wolverines (that would actually be quite nasty)4 points to Night of the Liveing Matthias5 points to WTR? (What The Rex?)

HM to It's Our Agri

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) Voting Deadline 09/04/2008

Written By:Rexon09/03/08 at 9:59 am

This is one of those rounds where I could vote seven different ways, but here goes...

HM to Agrimorfee1 point to Wolverine2 points to Jeff3 points to Conqueror4 points to Matthias5 points to BAD

GOOD NEWS: The OFFICIAL Artistry site is almost done, not only will all the stats be posted and updated regularly (saving Matty from having to constantly do that thread) but it will be interlinked with the other contests. . .just about a year and a half left to update. . .expect it sometime this month or early next month (depending on some possible big changes from Jack that may inhibit my limited free time this month)

Big Congrats to Matty and Rex, and Thank you everyone who voted for my 3rd place entry.

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) RESULTS POSTED

Written By:Matthiason09/05/08 at 6:26 pm

Whoo-Hoo!!! And the bear kills again!!! :D

Thanks guys, and congrats to Desperate Dave and Random Rex.

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) RESULTS POSTED

Written By:Max Poweron09/05/08 at 7:58 pm

Whoo-Hoo!!! And the bear kills again!!! :D

Thanks guys, and congrats to Desperate Dave and Random Rex.

Ironically Rex plays for the Bears though they later demoted him because he's terrible.

Subject:Re: Artistry Round 33 (Bon Jovi) RESULTS POSTED

Written By:Rexon09/05/08 at 10:21 pm

Ironically Rex plays for the Bears though they later demoted him because he's terrible.

Hey, I can't think about football AND parodies at the same time. ::) So, if I have to take a sack or miss a throw because I'm thinking of a great parody line, so be it.