But since they've already unveiled Sir Michael Caine and the their manifesto cover says "invitation to join the government of Britain" the smart money is on "you", in the sense that you also won Time magazine person of the year in 2006 (well done you).

So all we have until this is confirmed are jokes about the venue. Take it away, Twitter:

Conservatives launch manifesto on Battersea Power Station: Just like their policies, nice looking on the outside, hollow on the inside. [Layla Moran]

Apologies. Forgot about the pig flying over Battersea Power Station from that Pink Floyd cover. What an omen! [John Prescott]

Tory launch at Battersea Power station! Well that is where we see PIGS fly in terms of policies and maybe the #darksideofthegloom [YourMajesty]

Worked stopped a year later, in 1989, leaving the building in its current derelict state. Painter comments:

So launches by Tory leaders in Battersea power station seem like a good idea at the time. They tend to have impeccable PR. But costs soon escalate, the foundations decay, and the whole edifice is left in a state of dereliction. Are you getting the subtle symbolism?