The only thing that disturbs me about this article is that it reminded me that I actually own a copy of Talking Dirty With The Queen of Clean.

She's the woman featured in the ad. Sadly the book wasn't the erotic bombshell I was hoping for but rather offered advice on how to remove stains with common household materials. Actually it came in handy later but I don't want to talk about it.

"I got food poisoning from a Chipotle restaurant burrito once. I remember sitting on the toilet,gripping tight onto the seat so I wouldn't fly off from the sheer jet propulsion. Screamingas brown cider slime erupted from my leather cheerio, offering prayers to any god or being willingto grant me surcease or the cold final embrace of death itself. Eventually, I slipped into madnessas endless volleys of greenish viscous horror unleashed from my bowels, blasting like a hellish condemnedfreight train through my excruciating tiny butt-gate. I recall with each fresh explosion of agonizedLovecraftian goo, fresh from my flaming ass-portal I would scream "CHIPOTLEEEEEE!!!" in a tone thatwas an unholy mix of mortal fear, humiliation and a deep accusatory boom.You know, I don't even remember why I told this story. What were we talking about again?"

Drove by there last week and had to do a double-take when I saw a kid holding a sign advertising Free Food on the 16th.

The drive-through lane at Frederico's was always packed. Any time we drove through the parking lot, my wife would usually make a comment about how gross the food must be, despite the line of customers. Neither of us ever tried it, and good thing; she was definitely on to something.

brap:The only thing that disturbs me about this article is that it reminded me that I actually own a copy of Talking Dirty With The Queen of Clean.

She's the woman featured in the ad. Sadly the book wasn't the erotic bombshell I was hoping for but rather offered advice on how to remove stains with common household materials. Actually it came in handy later but I don't want to talk about it.

I'm not sure how a reporter from the New Times isn't familiar with here. She's been on TV around these parts for +15 years....