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By the way, that company has been selling that kind of stuff for years. I remember them featuring a kit of the Titanic, the battleship Bismarck and a functional robot kit. It's always the same: The first issue costs one buck and then you have to buy each issue at full price the next two years.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

Why the elephant do Quality Street have the blue ones in there? You know the ones, texture of chocolate coated cardboard, taste of stale coconut.
Does anyone like them? Certainly not round here...

We have a family rule: a "blue one" counts as "minus one sweetie" - so when the tin is offered round, you can take a sweet (more and be thought piggy) or a "blue one" and two others to take the taste away.

And why are the "purple ones" so rubbish these days? It used to be a nice big Brasil nut in there...

...to a mates place. We finished it and we're now down the pub. Trying to sweet talk the Missus in to letting me stay longer.

The mate is 18 years my junior, hope he can keep up.

Michael Martin
Australia

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004