She’s already celebrated her birthday in Australia, where she’s presently touring, but due to the culturally deleterious atrophy of the print-media business model, we’re stuck commemorating the occasion from afar at the Time-Life Building (“so I’ll watch your life in pictures…”). Taylor had a terrific 24th year, one impossible to ruin even were she to have the worst birthday party ever. Here are the highlights of that year, stained as ink on our consciousness, coupled with best wishes for many more.

• February: She won a Grammy for “Safe and Sound,” the airy, moody track she and the since-split Civil Wars did for The Hunger Games soundtrack. And what a video, too! Few pop stars have the conviction to film without makeup, and in a bog, to boot. Page me the next time Mrs. Carter gets within 500 feet of some wetlands.

• March: “22” is released as the fourth single off Red. Bubblegum has never tasted so tangy.

• April: Taylor turned up on the cover of Vanity Fair, and explained in a long interview with Nancy Jo Sales that she is “work-crazy. That’s the thing that I’m crazy about, that I don’t stop thinking about, you know? I think they need to make up these angles because my actual personal life doesn’t have a shocking angle to it.” She forgets to add that “they”—which here means, I think, everyone employed to gossip about Taylor Swift’s love life—are also too lunkheaded to understand that she’s making the most moving pop music in decades. (Poignant: the most popular anecdote from the VF story was one about Poehler and Fey that supposedly showed her humorlessness. Never mind that two grown-ass women had essentially called her a succubus on national television; WHY CAN’T TAYLOR TAKE A JOKE?)

• June: She danced and sang along quite vigorously to Florida Georgia Line’s unstoppable “Cruise.” Baby, you a song! That song: “[S]he’s the Greatest Dancer,” by Sister Sledge. Written about Taylor Swift. True.

• September: Two writers (one of whom, uh, works for TIME) launched Taylor Swift Fragrance Reviews, a collection of the most whimsical sentences published in customer reviews of Taylor Swift’s three fragrance lines. The site does not break traffic records on Tumblr, although it really should have. (There’s still hope.) She also wrapped up the North American leg of the Red Tour, which grossed over $100 million and played to over 1.3 million fans, but that seems less important.

• October: She was on the cover of InStyle (a magazine published by Time Inc., which apparently has very thoughtful employees) in green! Green! Is green the new thing? Fret not: she wore a lot of red on the inside pages.

• December: Another Golden Globes nomination Thursday — this one for “Sweeter than Fiction,” a lightweight single (written, of course, alongside one of the guys from fun.) with precisely none of the sonic complexity that made “Safe and Sound” such a great start to 2013. So what? Even Honus Wagner swung and missed on occasion. And besides, she’s reloading.