OMG so like @CasualMeyhem has a 2nd rant/column yo.His apinions R not ours (we dont evan undarstend his tweets LOL)!OMG we nead a like masthed 4 his like rants yo srsly.Until than hears:

CASUAL MEYHEM'S L8EST RANT YAYMocking Pointsby @CasualMeyhemOh the joys of the New York diet! If I’m following correctly, Bloomberg has banned salt, trans-fats, large sodas, and private donations to food banks (since he can’t monitor the content). I hear ear-buds are next.It’s not like this sort of thing is new. There have been Nazi dieticians far longer than there have been Nazis. What annoys me is that Bloomberg is getting away with it. And he’s going to keep doing it as long as he gets away with it. He can’t help himself. This is not a left/right issue. It’s a “Get your damn nose out of my business” issue. Even people who agree with him would rather he spent time on actual Mayor-stuff, like blaming the bed shortage in homeless shelters on people who own private jets.Twenty years ago, there’s no way a politician would have done this because he knew that it would make him the subject of night show monologues for a month. It seems we can’t count on that anymore. God forbid we hurt a politician’s feelings. They just don’t have a thick enough skin for it. But Guess what? That’s our fault. You just don’t get a thick skin without being made fun of and we have completely stopped mocking political stupidity. Some would have us believe that smart people don’t do stupid stuff. That’s just not true. In fact, smart people not only do stupid stuff, they do it faster and more efficiently. (Or so I’m told, honest.) In fact, fairly smart people seem to believe that if you like a politician you should just let him promote any stupid policy that flit’s through his brain. Now that’s stupid and simply not true.With that in mind I have taken it upon myself to present a few “Mocking Points” to get you started. Feel free to add as many more as you like. It’s pretty fun actually.

I have a mommy and it’s not Bloomberg.

Stop and frisk now to include checking for clean underwear.

I’m still waiting for Bloomberg to change my diaper.I’m gonna make a fortune smuggling trans –fats.He only want’s our earbuds so we can’t drown him out.I’m holding all the Cheezy Poofs hostage until I get my big gulps back.He was gonna feed the homeless to the hungry but they are too fat.Is he doing my laundry too?Let the mocking commence!

OMG HEARS BIG SHOCKERING NEWS!!!Tha new pic by @ImpeachTheIdiot is about how he duznt like Obama!CLICK THA PIC ABUV 2B SHOCKERIZED & LOLLIFIED

OK tha news is afficially ovar but as long as ur hear I wanted 2 share sumthing I like found on tha YT yo. Its not like "HARD NEWS" but its like obviusly importint 2 any1 out their with a fashion sence LOL

Heritage: New Common Sense Re-Defining Marriage~~~~~& Now what we hope will be the first in a long line of rants from the very smart@CASUALMEYHEM Hooray!
So, what IS your problem?by @CasualMeyhem
It used to be such an obvious question. However we can count on the lawyers in D.C. to complicate anything, and they have. Apparently the question is not even taught anymore, which confuses kids and frustrates adults.What are your Responsibilities? What are those things that you are responsible for getting right or making right, whether it’s your fault or not.For instance : your pets or your children. It’s not your fault that your kid fell of the swing and broke his arm. You didn’t tell him to do that. You may have told him not to do that. (More than once in my case.) It’s still your problem though.A parent will get the kid, take him to the emergency room, even if the Super Bowl is on, get the arm set, probably holding his good hand the whole time (I didn’t cry, I SCREAMED! Then I cried.) Then the parent signs something that says they will pay for it, takes the kid home and puts him to bed. Why? Because it’s their problem, their responsibility. That’s the job of a parent.And then there is the President of the Unites States. What are his problems? What are his responsibilities? Hypotheticals annoy the hell out of me, so let’s stick to Benghazi.Was it his fault? Probably not. I doubt he planned it out and emailed instructions to Al-Qaeda in a misguided attempt to get some good press. I could be mistaken, but I’m going to insist on proof.But is it his problem? Yes.Yes, because that is the job of the president; it is his responsibility. No matter who is at fault, it is his job to make it right. To do everything that is doable. It makes no difference if he was not in the war room that night. It is still his responsibility. It makes no difference who edited what talking points. They came from his White House. That makes it his problem. His Responsibility. I have heard people say that Benghazi is no more Obama’s fault than 9/11 was Bush’s. That’s true. But it was still Bush’s problem, his responsibility. I never heard Bush say differently._____Thank u Casual Meyhem! We luv u so much & we luv 2 RT all ur funny stuff on twitter Hooray!

OMG lovers another Sunday morning Yay!Today I was going to write about a like Bible quote but instead I think it's a good time to like "go meta" as they say LOLYesterday, this dude on Deb's twitter was like making fun of my misspellerings and so forth in yesterday's news so my BF is spell-checkering all my stuff here now. So THANKS, COMPLAINERING GUY! Thanks for like censoring my like free expression yo omg.My BF says he's not going to spell check any words that aren't actually words so it will still feel like my writering but I have no idea what that's supposed to like mean yo grrr.OMG so first Deb gets me censored on her tweeter then she's like insulting my boyfriend because he like took some pictures of me without telling Miss Noseybody Deb.Now she's like going all feminist and saying we have to drop all our plans for the day and write music and stuff or whatever when I already have promised to make dinner for a like CROWD of peeps yo OMG! Now I'm like PANICKED is she going to show and cause trubz or is she going to show and help me get this place cleaned and fixed up in time to start the dinner? I recognize her point about how we put off doing band stuff yesterday to hang with our boyfriends, but our guys work long hours and sometimes personal things need to be set aside for more important things.

As it says in Ephesians 5:22, "Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord."Granted, Deb and I are not MARRIED to our badass lawyer boyfriends yet, but OMG is that not the like POINT?And like John Lennon said, there comes a time when who you're going out with can become more important than your sister's band. Or something, I mean I don't think he said it EXACTLY that way but you get what I mean.OMG Happy Sunday Yay!~~~~~~~~~~~~

Friday, March 8, 2013

OMG Conservative Princess and Debbie are letting me have the blog today to premiere my new like patriotic recipe column Yay! But OMG I thot this weak since I'm still lernering my way around my boyfriend's kitchen, I'd share with you a COOKERING LESSON I had with a very talented and pritty culinary school alumnette named Lucy deLeche Yay!OMG we luv u Lucy OMG!

The lesson is in podcast form Yay!You can stream or download it from this urlTYSM Lucy from tha 209 Show Yay!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Coming 2moro (Saturday):Headlines from Deb Yay!plus I think a funny pic by @ImpeachTheIdiot Yay!Then Sunday is a new Faith column by me Alicia!CU THEN LOVERS! XOXOxoxo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

If we had to choose one favorite twitter account, it would be @ImpeachTheIdiot because he doesn't only crack jokes, but he informs us about the world at the same time that we're LOLing! He did this great picture of my sister Alicia about women should dress modestly:

That's one of the nicest things anyone ever did for us, and obviously we will always owe him for that. Here are just some of the great @ImpeachTheIdiot's amazing picture funnies (click to enlarge):

LOLLOL OMG!!We love Conservative Princess SO MUCH and Impeach The Idiot SO MUCH!They are leaders to us and role models and we want them to be proud of us Hooray!

CONGRATULATIONS and Happy 100th Anniversary!!________Recently, my little sister Lee became a full-time housewife to her important lawyer boyfriend and I had to take over most of the work for our band that she used to do, with the help of my OWN badass lawyer boyfriend LOL! But now she's BACK with a new column about how to be a modern supercool Christian conservative housewife and still keep it rock'n'roll yo!Here's her first column, please welcome my sweet little sister Alicia Hooray!

Hi everyone, it's ME, Alicia American Yay! If it seems like I'm spelling weird, it's because my boyfriend is spell-checking this column for me LOL! Hi honey I love you!

The first thing I'd like to do in my first new column is say CONGRATULATIONS to Conservative Princess and Debbie American on this 100th blog entry! I'm so excited to get to be a part of it and so grateful to both of you for letting me come back and write!And a big welcome back to the super-cute, super-smart, super-funnyZook Zangsten, a/k/a @ImpeachTheIdiot He is probably the funniest Conservative on twitter! OMG we love him SO MUCH Yay!!!

So recently, when my boyfriend moved me in to his place and set me up to be a full-time stay-at-home girlfriend and take care of him, obviously I was thrilled, relieved, and elated. I hadn't planned on doing anything like this until maybe after my music career, but when you meet the right guy, all plans go out the window -- especially if he's rich enough to call all the shots yo OMG LOL. But all that having been said, I still had some reservations about him wanting me to give up the @ThoseUSAGirls twitter account to Debbie and so forth and just go into cooking and cleaning. I'm a very creative person you know! I was nervous to express these reservations with him, so I buttered him up first LOLLOL! I won't get into THAT here LOL because I know he's reading this LOL.

Anyway, he cares that I'm happy as much as I care about him being happy, so he set up a new twitter account for me @AliciaAmerican which is connected to his email so he can make sure I'm not flirting with men in DMs LOL! I think it's so romantic that I have the password to his email, yo! *LeSigh* And then SECOND he gave me the idea for this new daily column I can write about the new housey things I'm learning every day Yay! He says that each new thing I learn can be a lesson to other housewives and househusbands out there and help them create a happier home for their breadwinner and stuff and everything, In this way I could be helping the cause of patriotism in a small way!

So I decided that Thursdays can be FAITHursday, when I can talk about my Chrisitian faith Yay! Now both Deb and I are Christians but we love everyone, we're don't dislike anyone because of their religion. One of our favorite parts of being Christian is going to church on Sundays Yay! So naturally, I was hoping my boyfriend would like to go to church as well. Sadly, he does not.

Of course, my first reaction was to nag him and try to make him feel guilty about it. When that failed, I tried to make him scared that he might go to Hell OMG! Finally, he sat me down and taught me a big lesson that I'll pass along to you now.

When he goes to play golf, that's the same as me going to church because God created the golf course and God made him become a lawyer. If God wanted him a lawyer, he knew he'd be too tired from working to go to church on Sunday and he'd need time off. That's why God created golf-- so he could spend time with my boyfriend in nature on Sundays, when he'd be too tired to go to church.

But my boyfriend explained that's why it's like DOUBLY important for ME to go to church, because I can tell him everything that happened and what the pastor preached about and in that way, it's almost like he went golfing AND to church BOTH Yay! Just like he needs me to watch the soaps and Judge Judy and tell him all about them over dinner!

I hope this advice helps someone out there who might have a similar problem!I'll have more cool religious talk on Sunday!Tomorrow is FOOD FRIDAY when I share a PATRIOTIC RECIPE Yay!

OMG TYSM Conservative Princess & Debbie 4 letting me have this column in your badass blog I love you both as much as I love America!XOXOXOxoxoxoAlicia