Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:23 am

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ahhhaha I just found the playlist the last person I dated made on my ichoonz entitled " bagin' " and omg it is actually really reallllyy amazing, and for the first time in like 2 months I actually care enough to want an excuse to put it on if you know what I mean.

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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:55 pm

Sick of Cupcakes

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pmPosts: 6750Location: Norristown, PA

booberthefraggle wrote:

ahhhaha I just found the playlist the last person I dated made on my ichoonz entitled " bagin' " and omg it is actually really reallllyy amazing, and for the first time in like 2 months I actually care enough to want an excuse to put it on if you know what I mean.

please please please tell me what is on this playlist!

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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:16 am

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choirqueer wrote:

booberthefraggle wrote:

ahhhaha I just found the playlist the last person I dated made on my ichoonz entitled " bagin' " and omg it is actually really reallllyy amazing, and for the first time in like 2 months I actually care enough to want an excuse to put it on if you know what I mean.

please please please tell me what is on this playlist!

it includes Le Tigre's TKO, and JD Samson + MEN's Simultaneously

those are some of the highlights

_________________Space has stared into the tiny syrup holes of our shame and it does not judge us. - Amandabear

Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:28 am

Sick of Cupcakes

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:35 pmPosts: 6750Location: Norristown, PA

Wow, is everybody getting laid all of a sudden? C'mon y'all, get without the program!

Last night I had a dream that I was about to have sex with my ex on a couch, and then ze was like "Actually, I'd rather take a nap" and I was like "Okay, let's take a nap" and ze was like "No, by myself" so I put my clothes back on and wandered away confused. I almost posted this in the Sex Dreams thread but then I was like...no, no this belongs here.

_________________Man, fork the gender card, imma come at you with the whole damned gender deck. - Olives Did you ever think that, like, YOU are a sexy costume FOR a diva cup? - solipsistnationblog!FB!

Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:32 am

No-pants hermit 4 lyfe

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in my dream last night, my dad asked me when i'd gotten laid last. he actually used that phrase. it was not o.k. i had to make him repeat the question three times because i couldn't believe he was saying what i thought he was saying. and then i tried to remember, and at first i thought it was sort of recently, but . . . no. and then i realized that all of my vitamin e capsules had gone rancid and exploded inside the bottle, and i was like, man, i can not catch a break! and then i woke up and ate some cake, because whatever.

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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 6:48 pm

Has it on Blue Vinyl

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:27 pmPosts: 2161Location: Ashevegas, NC

acr wrote:

in my dream last night, my dad asked me when i'd gotten laid last. he actually used that phrase. it was not o.k. i had to make him repeat the question three times because i couldn't believe he was saying what i thought he was saying. and then i tried to remember, and at first i thought it was sort of recently, but . . . no. and then i realized that all of my vitamin e capsules had gone rancid and exploded inside the bottle, and i was like, man, i can not catch a break! and then i woke up and ate some cake, because whatever.

All of this is awesome. I say that because I could totally see all of this happening to me.

_________________"Some of my best friends hate Oreos. I once let one use my bathroom." -Shy Mox

Geez. I was having a little personal sexytimes today, and seriously THE ONE TIME EVER my husband comes home early from work is today. He NEVER comes home from work early. So he busted up my funtimes which I haven't had in a while because I've been depressed, and then didn't even...offer to give me a hand or anything. Awkward/not awesome.

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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:17 pm

Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals

Joined: Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:57 pmPosts: 6517Location: Boston, MA

Bumping this thread, because argh. I am so frustrated. After no sex for 18 months, then twice meh sex before breaking up. I just, I'm so frustrated!

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Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 12:59 pm

Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals

Joined: Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:57 pmPosts: 6517Location: Boston, MA

Thanks, Mars! A few years ago my roommates got me a gift certificate to Good Vibrations, so maybe I'll look into finally using it. I want wine, flirting, and kissing though, too! How do these things happen in real life?

_________________I would eat Dr. Cow pocket cheese in a second. I would eat it if you hid it under your hat, or in your backpack, but not if it was in your shoe. That's where I draw the line. -allularpunk

Post subject: Re: A thread not about the sex that some of us aren't having

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 10:05 pm

Plays The Sims 2 religiously

Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:20 pmPosts: 7937Location: Portland, OR

Honestly I have come to conclusion (through my own experience and the trials and tribulations of my friend's) that the only way to get these things is to pretend to be really confident and just ask someone out, then make all the first moves. I know you'd think if there was people making these moves, there'd be an equal amount of opportunity for those moves to be made on you, but I think it is not so.