The 405 New Music Dispatch: 18th June 2015

Wherever you are in the world: good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night. It is time for your 5 a day.

Wherever you are in the world: good morning, good afternoon, good evening, good night. It is time for your 5 a day.

One day, the UK government said, "You should eat 5 portions of fruit or veg[etables] per day." Turns out you should probably eat more than that. But we think it's pretty catchy, so we've hijacked it. Here we'll list FIVE pieces of music per DAY that we think you should check out. As the Italians say, we'll be catching two pigeons with one bean (prendere due piccioni con una fava): we help spread the word about MORE artists, plus we're giving YOU more music to listen to. It's all a joy for us, really!

Back for more, are ya? Well, pass us that Sailor Moon tote bag and we'll fill it with sonic goodies. No — "sonic" as in sound-based, not the hedgehog. Jeez. Here's some brooding beats and soulful vocals from Sevdaliza in 'Marilyn Monroe' and some crunching, grunge-hinting guitars in 'Pieces of You' by Mother Moon, plus a spot of summer vibes in the beat-focused flips of Ian Petrarca. Hmm, yeah I guess you can fit in a couple more things. Frenetic beats and heaps of distortion in 'Stbb 432' by constrobuz – virtuosic rap in the smooth beats of 'manners' by duzzo dave. How's all that for you?.

Quietly freaking out in the midst of a crowd. Existential crisis on packed public transport.

Becoming a muddy puddle in a dank forest.

You want a straw with that lemonade? Sure. Ice?! That costs. Ice don't come for free.

Computer falling down the stairs, at the bottom of which a portal opens up and transports it to a different dimension. Based on actual experience #truestory