The guy is trying to order two meat pizzas, but the lady at the pizza store tells him that there will be a surcharge because she can see from his medical records that he has high blood pressure and high cholesterol. When he moans about the price, the lady checks his recent spending and tells him he should be able to afford it because he just booked a holiday...

This would be funny if it wasn't getting so close to becoming reality...

2009 New Year Resolution (Goal: Walk 1000 miles at ~3 miles a day)
[A=Actual, C=Current, P=Plan-to-Date, R=Remaining, T=Total]