2) (sarahconnor2) – “Interestingly, even the wax Pope has met with Sebelius more than Obama has.”

3) (yetanotherjohn) – “If you like your pope, you can keep your pope.”

4) (RadiCalMan) – “I told you this new Pope had a few screws loose!”

5) (Joe_Miller) – “I’ll just remove the common economic sense here…and replace it with a lot of ‘economic inequality’ crap there…”

6) (Ken in Camarillo) – “Venezuelan technician: You know, we didn’t like those comments about crony capitalism. Did you ever see Marathon Man?”

The Readers Choice Award goes to:

(Rodney Dill) – “Your Eminence, do you think you could stop saying ‘Bless you my son’ every time I start cutting your hair.”
“I don’t know. Do you think you can stop poking me with the M—– F—— scissors?”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.