Former Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu announced that the
Zionist entity formerly known as Israel will henceforth be known as
Judaic State (JS), and that he has appointed itself as its Caliph.
Netanyahu added that he will also assume the titles “Commander of the
Zionist Faithful,” “Grand Poobah of all Jews, Freemasons, and
Luciferians,” and “Child-Killer-in-Chief.”

Netanyahu asserted that Judaic State will continue to use systematic
terrorism to carve territory out of the region’s legitimate nations,
including Palestine, Syria, Jordan, and Lebanon, in service to its
ever-expanding Jewish Caliphate. He added that he also hopes to
eventually overrun Iraq and Egypt en route to total world domination.