“It is better than sex because, first of all, a nap is always 100 percent successful,” he explained. “There’s never mixed results with a nap. Sex is good but there’s like a, you know, like, you never take a nap where afterward you’re like, ‘Ugh, I probably shouldn’t have taken that. That was a bad idea. That’s gonna be a problem later that I took that nap. Can’t go back to that restaurant now. Now I have a bump on my penis.'”

We’re not going to comment on which one is better, but we’re curious if C.K. has ever woken up from a nap and felt groggy and disoriented, or if he took a nap in a weird position and then everything hurt. Because then, no, a nap isn’t always successful.

C.K. added that he gets excited about naps the same way he, as a 20-year-old, got excited about sex.