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Thursday, October 23, 2014

KoopaTV's Live Reactions To Smash Wii U's 50-Fact Extravaganza!

By LUDWIG VON KOOPA - It ended up being over fifty.

Here are our live reactions to the Super Smash Bros. For Wii U 50-Fact Extravaganza presentation, shown on the Nintendo Direct site here. I'm Nintendork 13 13, your host. Rawk is himself, and KoopaTV friend Ryudragon29 (we call him Mariosun90) shows up after all the action is done.

Nintendork 13 13 5:56 pm
I'm glad we don't write clickbait titles.
...Though it probably costs us some clicks.
2 minutes to go!
...Are we gonna see Sakurai himself?
Will he be dubbed like in the Smash Direct or in E3?

Nintendork 13 13 5:58 pm
I don't even remember what he sounded like in E3.

Nintendork 13 13 6:05 pm
...I wouldn't call what we've had up to this point 1-1 Jungles.
There isn't any damn rivers this time!
3DS stages for fun.
Wii U ones.
Lylat Cruise is back?
75M is BACK?
NO
One more special stage?
"Miiverse STAGE"
WHAT THE HELL
BUT THAT WAS A JOKE
ON THE MIIVERSE SITE

RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
Good.

Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
THAT WAS A RUNNING FUCKING GAG

RawkHawk2010 6:06 pm
This was my idea but with Swapnote.

Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
"Palutena's Guidance"

YES
LADY PALUTENA TALKING
And Viridi.

Nintendork 13 13 6:06 pm
Just like what we wanted.
And this is a lot easier to do!
One button tap!
Instgfmumj bn
CHROM?
EW

RawkHawk2010 6:07 pm
Good/
WHERE'S KRYSTAL

Nintendork 13 13 6:07 pm
To be determined.
"Metal Face"
That ain't Eggman.
Gaur Plain is still a shitty layout.
RIDLEY
HAAHHAAHAAA
LOOK HOW BIG HE IS
RIDLEY IS FLYING MAN

Ridley the Flying Man. He doesn't seem to be fighting in this screenshot.

RawkHawk2010 6:25 pm
didn't they figure out this was a waste of space in brawl
masterpieces

Nintendork 13 13 6:25 pm
The DK Amiibo was named Tingle.
"Boy, is it sweet to line them up like this!"
42. Internet connection
43. Automatic notifications
Challenges has rounded edges.
Unlike 3DS.
44. Friends & Tags
Team up online.
erm
Team up with local friends
online.
45. Tourneys
A mode where you can host your own tourneys!
"Start Date: 10/03/2015"
('kay)
46. Tournaments
...(huh)
So Tournaments from Melee and Brawl back.
47. Wii U GamePad

Nintendork 13 13 6:34 pm
"Donkey Kong Country Returns (Vocals)"
Special announcement
...
MEWTWO?
54. MEWTWO IS ON THE WAY
what the fuuuccckkk
Downloadable bonus is available if you buy both versions.
"IT'S A FREE DOWNLOAD"
"However Mewtwo is still in development."
Mewtwo is scheduled for Spring of 2015
end

RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
-___________________-

Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
Well I look pretty sexy.

RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
So, there we are.

Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
And I can finally say...

RawkHawk2010 6:37 pm
All my worst fears confirmed.

Nintendork 13 13 6:37 pm
...wot
I can finally talk about being in the game1
!

Nintendork 13 13 6:46 pm
Dat Miiverse stage is probably gonna be amazing.
So much of this depends on if there's online or not for these things.

Nintendork 13 13 6:48 pm
Anyway.
We promised the readers...
...We'd reveal the caption contest winners.
We have four entries.
1. Help us, we're being forced to ruin the game industry by making sports games tha no one buys.
2. I thought we made this game so we didn't have to exercise
3. When do we get our check again?
4.
2: "It's okay. I just have a tripod and a camera implanted to my body."
3: "And I have a hand!!"
1: "Help these guys..."
(2 is the guy in the center, 3 is the girl, 1 is the... other guy on the left. I assume.)

Nintendork 13 13 6:51 pm
.......
hm
I like 4.

Nintendork 13 13 6:54 pm
I don't understand 2.
Since the whole point of Kinect is that... you DO exercise.
Right?

RawkHawk2010 6:57 pm
what happened to the duck hunt trailer
did sakurai post the wrong potd

Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
yes
We'll see that trailer in-game.

Nintendork 13 13 6:58 pm
Thoughts on the captions?

Nintendork 13 13 7:08 pm
Well.
3.
too bland

Nintendork 13 13 7:10 pm
So for me, down to 1 and 4.

RawkHawk2010 7:11 pm
What are 1 and 4 again?

Nintendork 13 13 7:11 pm
1. Help us, we're being forced to ruin the game industry by making sports games tha no one buys.
4.
2: "It's okay. I just have a tripod and a camera implanted to my body."
3: "And I have a hand!!"
1: "Help these guys..."
and
2. I thought we made this game so we didn't have to exercise
3. When do we get our check again?
(#4 has numbers in it)

RawkHawk2010 7:15 pm
These are all horrible.
I'm boycotting the whole thing!

Nintendork 13 13 7:15 pm
...Which one is the least horrible?
>_>;

RawkHawk2010 7:16 pm
3, I guess.

Nintendork 13 13 7:16 pm
Really?

RawkHawk2010 7:16 pm
Yeah.
At least it's...to the point?

Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
Yeah but it's like
...ignoring the picture.

RawkHawk2010 7:18 pm
"Oh shit... I'm starting to feel that dread that Sean was talking about a while back... This is never going to end. This topic will remain active for years, and every time Nintendo holds an event we'll be on the edge of our seats anticipating the announcement of a playable DK series character."
^ Exactly.

Nintendork 13 13 7:18 pm
Or they could face reality.
And accept that Mewtwo is it.
I'll write a formal apology article if I'm wrong.

RawkHawk2010 7:19 pm
How is that accepting reality?
Why on earth do you think they would end there?

Nintendork 13 13 7:21 pm
Few reasons.
1. Nintendo will have other games to promote by Spring 2015.
Like Splatoon!
They won't still be telling people to buy Smash 3DS by then.
2. Sakurai will be working on something else!
(Whatever that may be.)

RawkHawk2010 7:21 pm
No one said they would be unlocked through the same way.
You'll just...buy them.
You know
On that DLC shop.
That's confirmed to be in the game.

Nintendork 13 13 7:22 pm
...For the Masterpieces? <_<

RawkHawk2010 7:22 pm
Also, you don't think the Mario Kart 8 people are working on something else?
No.
Found in For 3DS's code.

Nintendork 13 13 7:22 pm
Yeah, I don't believe that shit.

RawkHawk2010 7:23 pm
You don't believe what's in the code?
Aight.
brb

Nintendork 13 13 7:24 pm
...(So that means we're in a standstill for the captions?)
As for the Kart 8 people, the whole point of DLC in the videogame industry is to give development teams something to do.
In-between when they're needed for the next project.
Since you don't start new projects fully-staffed.

Nintendork 13 13 7:25 pm
So what do you do with the not-used staff?
Put 'em on DLC.

Nintendork 13 13 7:49 pm
...actually how do you ruin the industry with games
if no one buys them?
Call of Duty only was able to ruin it because it was a best-seller.
And continues to be.
Same with GTA.
Shitty games that no one buys have been a mainstay of the industry since its beginning!
(Like Custer's Revenge)
And they've never had any influence!
(Except crashing said industry but the whole industry at the time was shitty games no one bought.)
Probably no one bought Sexy Poker!
(Besides Kamek to give to me)

Nintendork 13 13 7:54 pm
"When do we get our check again?" is looking a little more appealing for some reason.

RawkHawk2010 7:54 pm
Yeah at least it didn't try too hard.
brb

Nintendork 13 13 7:54 pm
I like try-hard.
;-;
(Maybe not TOO hard.)
...funny thing is the guy who made that one...
...actually deleted two previous tries.
To achieve some semblance of perfection.

RawkHawk2010 8:08 pm
i don't even understand that one
something about a tripod?
what?

Nintendork 13 13 8:08 pm
The tripod?
Yeah.
Look at the pic.

RawkHawk2010 8:08 pm
link

Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
Dude in the centre looks like he has a tripod on his back
http://koopatv.blogspot.com/2014/10/win-oras-demo-code-caption-contest.html

RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
what was the caption again
oh

Nintendork 13 13 8:09 pm
2: "It's okay. I just have a tripod and a camera implanted to my body."
3: "And I have a hand!!"
1: "Help these guys..."
(And it's Gamecube controller guy from before)

RawkHawk2010 8:09 pm
okay sure
holy shit

Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
Ya?

RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
fenmio made three attempts and that's what they ended with?

Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
ya

RawkHawk2010 8:10 pm
ugh

Nintendork 13 13 8:10 pm
That dude isn't a KoopaTV reader though.
I think.
I'm pretty sure he's from Twitter.
Ringabel is one of my Google+ fans.
He...
...Begged me about 50 times during the contest to just give him the code.
He also wanted me to SETTLE IT IN SMASH with him.
And I beat him every single time.
(But he still begged for the code.)
We definitely need some KoopaTV humour seminars.
Alternatively...
...People who don't already have the code on their own...
...Are less funny than those who got it.

RawkHawk2010 8:12 pm
oh btw i have the code

Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
Yeah everyone should have it.

Nintendork 13 13 8:12 pm
Since they told you in advance how to get it.
...
Yeah.
They're just lesser people.
I dunno.

Nintendork 13 13 8:14 pm
I don't want to come to grips that unfunny people are the main base of KoopaTV!
That doesn't even make sense!
Unfunny people would be reading Polygon or something.
Maybe we could blame the picture choice.
(In which case, it's all Rawk's fault.)
(Just lettin' the public know that.)

Nintendork 13 13 8:18 pm
*end log*
oh wait I never said the winner
THE WINNER IS NANDIN LOPEZ
BEST OF THE WORST

Nandin Lopez should comment so he can receive his code. Ludwig wants to see the participants in a humour seminar to be scheduled at an undetermined time and location. For now, you can Follow him on Miiverse at the determined location of his NNID PrinceOfKoopas!

4 comments
:

I, Nandin Lopez, am a happy owner of a 3DS and already own a code. I just entered to prove that I never win anything. It seems I was wrong...Meanwhile, I will be expecting a message from Ludwig, a fictional character, and doing a giveaway... because he won a giveaway. Even Nandin Lopez understands he has a bad sense of humor, but still accepts the code anyway...

*For the final reply, Nandin Lopez though hard to represent a good caption. However, he found that the captions weren't relevant to the picture, but luckily, he didn't publish them. Nandin Lopez is still mad with RawkHawk2010 for the picture!*

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