17 Responses to I’m Just Going to Leave This Right Here

PROPER FORM ORDER: Case to be brought into proper form by 6/23/2017. Add an additional 3 days only if served by mail or otherwise allowed under Fed. R. Civ. P. 6. Signed by Magistrate Judge Kaymani D West on 6/2/2017. (prou, ) (Entered: 06/02/2017)

I know the most efficient path the crushing that stupid bastard is with motions to dismiss, but after 7 times failing to get past that point, it would be interesting to see DUMBFUCK fail spectacularly in a new and different way.

From a purely dispassionate viewpoint, yes, it would be interesting indeed. Because there are so many ways to fail and we’ve seen the same one seven times already. Perhaps it’s time for a different record in the jukebox.

OTOH, we are currently seeing multitudes of ways to fail in the lawsuit WJJH has brought against Team Kimbergarten. That might be enough to satisfy the curiosity.

If I were a betting man, I’d go for the big money and wager that Judge West dismisses sua sponte, which would really ruin my fun but make me rich.

But if that didn’t happen, and I were calling the shots for the defense, each of the Florence Five Four would rake Bowery Bill over the coals with four independent challenges to a DUMBFUCK’s lulzsuit welfare (the best challenge of all would center on the fact that the Yokohama Casanova likely didn’t tell the court that he has a roommate, which could be a problem.)

If Oliver Wendell Jones somehow managed to survive that, which he wouldn’t, then it would come time for the four independent Motions to Dismiss, each taking a different line of attack and citing different case law. I’d probably stagger the docketing of them about a week apart, so the Diminished Capacity Kid never gets caught up.

About then, just because I’m a prick, I’d have the Great American Novel of “Dear Mommy” letters written, complaining how unfair it is that Drunkenstein has to respond to all these motions, even though it was his choice to sue four different people at once while he was defending himself in another action several states away.

Schmaleldt really makes these things too easy, Non-existent impulse control and cheap brown liquors have a long history of that.

Yes but what we really want to know is will he be allowed to bring his blow up girlfriend to court when he nutshuffles his way to MD end of the month?
I’ve been told your first checked bag is free on Greyhound. so its not like it’d cost him anything to drag her along unless she goes over the weight limit.