Because It's Never Too Late For A Christmas Jumper

Gutted that you didn’t receive a traditional Christmas jumper last week? You probably felt out of place in the pub on Boxing Day, stood there in a perfectly normal sweatshirt that you’ve had for months and that doesn’t make you look like some kind of gaudy, vertical technicolour yawn.

Don’t fret – you can alleviate your fears and become one of the gits with this Christmas jumper generator. Here’s a tank top we made earlier, in all of about 11 seconds. Bitterwallet – never letting Christmas die. Even when it's begging for it.