Jimmy Longnuts is a mysterious charecter who stalks facebook adding random people. Longnuts makes various posts from Ann Summers and often just makes his status random words such as "MEAT!". He has a very stylish goatee and often bares a striking resemblance to Napolean Dynamite.

Guy 1: Hey, whos this bloke that just added me on facebook?
Guy 2: Why, its Jimmy Longnuts of course!