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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Fairy Godmothers, Inc. responds to news of tell-all

Fairy
Godmothers, Inc. released this statement:

We
have received word that a woman from your world, who shall hereafter be
referred to as the “author,” has written highly inaccurate and prejudiced reports
about recent events at Fairy Godmothers, Inc. Though she is marketing it as a
work of “fiction,” which our lawyers say will cause challenges should we try to
sue her for slander, company officials are concerned that her grossly inaccurate
statements about our procedure and employees may injure the company.

Fairy
Godmothers, Inc. has never [this part of the document has been removed in
compliance with the current gag order]. Kate Harris [this part of the document
has been removed so that slander charges aren’t added]. The author never spoke
to the company’s PR department, and obtained samples from the employee manual through
unofficial channels.

Contrary
to reports, Fairy Godmothers, Inc. is still accepting clients. Discounts may be
offered in order to compensate you for possible delays or any other
inconvenience.*

We
remain committed to providing the ideal happily-ever-after to all our clients.
If you have questions, feel free to e-mail us at fairygincorporated@gmail.com.