Mod criteria

This is a discussion on Mod criteria within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by dukalmighty
IQ higher than 12 (18 I think) ,hung like a Gerbil (Pygmy) ,buy coffee by the ton (Truck load at a ...

Willingness to work for low pay. Whoops! You typed a "low" instead of a "no" BUT, there are some things in life far more valuable than mere money.
Like...say...aggravation.
and we get more of that than we'll ever need.

Willingness to work for low pay. Whoops! You typed a "low" instead of a "no" BUT, there are some things in life far more valuable than mere money.
Like...say...aggravation.
and we get more of that than we'll ever need.

I can only imagine what kind of posts/threads you mods ensure we don't see. I'm sure a forum such as this brings a loony bin or two full of people out from under their bridge.

"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

And then....presented as a fine example...which I have saved in my QKShooter Archives of All Time Classic Private Mail Messages.
We occasionally get fun stuff like this to read.

QKShittass the internet dictator with a god complex. You really honestly need to seriously contemplate getting off your damn high horse. What founding father died and left a complete idiot like you in charge of our precious 1st amendment rights??? Why did you edit my F@!#! post? I would rather that you just delete my entire post rather than having you edit out part of a sentence! Your rules suck here and so do you. I am surprised you don't understand the irony of censoring speech all the while running a forum about our second amendment. The right to keep and bear arms is really subservient to our right to speech, which by the way is our first amendment - as is our freedom of religion - which by the way shall also not be restricted. In fact while you are getting your rocks off deleting a critical portion of my post why don't you just go ahead and delete my entire account! I'm sure you'll love it that you can just make me go away since you obviously think that you are like a freaking omnipotent god ruling over our rights to speak freely anyway. Burn all of our books in our libraries while you are at it! Perhaps instead of restricting just some speech that others may find offensive you should restrict all speech that anyone might find offensive. I really do not wish to be a part of anyplace where a total moron such as you obviously are is eternally looming over my head ready and waiting with your heavy jackboots on to stomp all over my right to freely express my thoughts. Don't bother responding to this because I am out of this nazi gestapo rat hole anyway.

And then....presented as a fine example...which I have saved in my QKShooter Archives of All Time Classic Private Mail Messages.
We occasionally get fun stuff like this to read.

QKShittass the internet dictator with a god complex. You really honestly need to seriously contemplate getting off your damn high horse. What founding father died and left a complete idiot like you in charge of our precious 1st amendment rights??? Why did you edit my F@!#! post? I would rather that you just delete my entire post rather than having you edit out part of a sentence! Your rules suck here and so do you. I am surprised you don't understand the irony of censoring speech all the while running a forum about our second amendment. The right to keep and bear arms is really subservient to our right to speech, which by the way is our first amendment - as is our freedom of religion - which by the way shall also not be restricted. In fact while you are getting your rocks off deleting a critical portion of my post why don't you just go ahead and delete my entire account! I'm sure you'll love it that you can just make me go away since you obviously think that you are like a freaking omnipotent god ruling over our rights to speak freely anyway. Burn all of our books in our libraries while you are at it! Perhaps instead of restricting just some speech that others may find offensive you should restrict all speech that anyone might find offensive. I really do not wish to be a part of anyplace where a total moron such as you obviously are is eternally looming over my head ready and waiting with your heavy jackboots on to stomp all over my right to freely express my thoughts. Don't bother responding to this because I am out of this nazi gestapo rat hole anyway.

QKShittass the internet dictator with a god complex. You really honestly need to seriously contemplate getting off your damn high horse. What founding father died and left a complete idiot like you in charge of our precious 1st amendment rights??? Why did you edit my F@!#! post? I would rather that you just delete my entire post rather than having you edit out part of a sentence!

And then....presented as a fine example...which I have saved in my QKShooter Archives of All Time Classic Private Mail Messages.
We occasionally get fun stuff like this to read.

QKShittass the internet dictator with a god complex. You really honestly need to seriously contemplate getting off your damn high horse. What founding father died and left a complete idiot like you in charge of our precious 1st amendment rights??? Why did you edit my F@!#! post? I would rather that you just delete my entire post rather than having you edit out part of a sentence! Your rules suck here and so do you. I am surprised you don't understand the irony of censoring speech all the while running a forum about our second amendment. The right to keep and bear arms is really subservient to our right to speech, which by the way is our first amendment - as is our freedom of religion - which by the way shall also not be restricted. In fact while you are getting your rocks off deleting a critical portion of my post why don't you just go ahead and delete my entire account! I'm sure you'll love it that you can just make me go away since you obviously think that you are like a freaking omnipotent god ruling over our rights to speak freely anyway. Burn all of our books in our libraries while you are at it! Perhaps instead of restricting just some speech that others may find offensive you should restrict all speech that anyone might find offensive. I really do not wish to be a part of anyplace where a total moron such as you obviously are is eternally looming over my head ready and waiting with your heavy jackboots on to stomp all over my right to freely express my thoughts. Don't bother responding to this because I am out of this nazi gestapo rat hole anyway.

QK, I thought I asked you to keep that PM between us. I can't believe you posted the bad part but edited out the part where I said you were "peachy" and "extra special".

Part of a sentence that was a blatant violation of Rule #6 that had absolutely nothing to do with the main gist of his post and was off topic to the OP of the thread anyway.

6. We do not discriminate in regards to religion, race, creed, gender, sexual preference, or national origin, nor will we tolerate, on this forum, those that do. Racial, ethnic, or religious slurs appearing in posts will be removed. That being the case, we generally don't want to know most of these things about you. We are strictly a "don't ask, don't tell" forum regarding sexual preferences.