True Clean Towel Keeps Your Parts Separate

Parts is parts, right? Not so much when you’re using your towel. You probably want to keep your face out of your own ass, in a manner of speaking. The True Clean Towel has clearly designated top and bottom zones so you know which side of the towel to use where. It’s fun and hygienic. The $19 towel is made of 100% double spun cotton and measures 5×2.5 feet. Did we really just do a post about a towel? Yes.