forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:13 am

Germans don't drink beer out of this kind of plastic cups! Pro5t!

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS - To the rescue?

Khatmonsuk - February 13, 2009, 8:53 am

Hehe okay XD. I will look up perifious and Timmie. I alredy know what fapping and amsome means...sadly (XD).

Culos - February 12, 2009, 7:59 am

Once upon a time we had the most stupid comment by a guy.girl called Bob. On that day we added the word Bobvious to the Motifake dictionary...You may want to do a search for words like Amsome, Timmie, Fap/fapping and perifious. They too are Motifakenglish

Khatmonsuk - February 12, 2009, 7:49 am

But I cant help but wondering...Why is he called Bobvious here on MotiFake?

Mr. Shiny - August 11, 2010, 12:46 am

nah, needs a better caption. 2 Lions I guess...

forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:21 am

I though there was more than just.... motifakes. You can't expect me to believe that the twinkle in your eyes was just because of one of these "beer-fakes"!!!!!1111 I fall for it every time.... ;(

agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 11:57 pm

LOL, forseti! You knew what this was before we did what we did!

forseti - May 24, 2010, 6:19 am

aggy, you never phoned me back! Shame on you...

agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:16 am

Threatening a mod is ignorant. Threatening me with a phone call is laughable. I'd give you my address before I'd give you my phone number, but I don't want you to show up and ruin my property value. See you in two weeks, sleeping beauty.

agdaniele - May 24, 2010, 1:04 am

That'll do piggy... that'll do.

fineline - May 24, 2010, 12:50 am

No, agdaniele. YOU are the "insert bull**** tag that moderators insist on using because they don't have one single microbe of creativity", and if you don't like it you can burn in Hell!

MissRed - May 20, 2010, 9:23 pm

I must reject the Fons...I'm more the Vern' and Shirely type.

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:17 pm

We all need to de a bunch of Fonzies here....

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm

See, now I'm thinkin': maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Banhammer here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous a** in the valley of timmys.

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:16 pm

Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the internet that's evil and selfish.

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:15 pm

And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', fineline. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:18 pm

I can't find my Macy's with both hands...oh, there they are!....swollen, again :(

rerun - May 19, 2010, 9:13 pm

isn't wrath a type of find chocolate sold at Macy's?

GreyScorpion - May 19, 2010, 9:01 pm

tenterhooks?? I get tingles just saying that word

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:54 pm

In a few days, we shall perhaps feel some wrath. I wonder if it tickles..! I'm on tenterhooks, guys.

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:38 pm

What's wrong, sweetheart? Why'd you delete your reply to me before I could read it?

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 5:08 pm

I always liked Zelda games. I like this poster. I do not particularly care for its creator... for some reason.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:37 am

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am

Pffffffffffffft.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:34 am

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 11:32 am

I thought I told you... I'm not proud of the way I WAS... And you gotta pay the bills somehow.:( Anyway, that's my old number.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 11:29 am

He could find that on any bathroom wall...Hiyooooooo......Please don't Ban me.

forseti - May 19, 2010, 11:27 am

oh come on everybody. he gets 5 lions from me for this really creative try to get TOC's number! ;)

Mongo - May 19, 2010, 10:57 am

I was banned for a week once; it was like the solitary confinement scene in "Papillon". But I have emerged stronger, and step up to defend my brethren from the shallow minded trolls who appear here on occasion.

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:32 am

Scratch that; I have PMd you. You WILL reply, or be temporarily banned.

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am

Please go to the forum side and send a PM to us. Or me. Or somebody. That is your equivalent of a phone call.

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:30 am

What the hell is wrong with this guy?

fineline - May 19, 2010, 9:27 am

And the phone number to call you at to talk to you about this directly is...
Until you can actually provide a phone number to verbally discuss this, CLAM UP!

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:58 am

Relax thee, Drago... you were complimented... I wasn't trying to be Sly.

agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 8:51 am

How pathetic is it when someone's whole world is online to the point that they consider a phone call as "confronting directly"?

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:42 am

Something tells me this is a returning member... walking the 'fine line.' Even after all the comments about posters, he has refrained from 1L bombing, which is the usual first course of action.

BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:39 am

It's a pity really...he/she/it probably went and ruined their own day. Shame really.

BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:35 am

That's where the "intellectually challenged" part comes in...He/She just can't see it!

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:33 am

What's irritating is that aggy was --complimenting-- this poster.

BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 8:29 am

Ya know fineline you can't walk the walk. Trying to sound intellectually superior only shows what an a*** sphincter you truly are. It's like trying to enroll in a class theoretical physics with a SAT math score of 2....It isn't going to happen dude.

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:17 am

Confront who? Me?

fineline - May 19, 2010, 7:17 am

And the reason they don't provide us with a customer service phone number to confront them directly about anything like this is because....?

rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:38 am

fineline....1. he was stating that this was good work. 2. you have no "wrath" to speak of here. 3. Keep pushing your luck and face the wrath of the community backed up by the moderators

RIDER KICK - Trust me. You don't wanna catch that in the nuts!

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm

TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:46 pm

strange?

TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:39 pm

Starane that after all the threats you still make posters Dullford? Posters that completely miss the point of the site (Motifake the de-motivational poster community). If you are a ten year old please let us know.

bOB cHIN - July 31, 2009, 11:12 am

If you have some personal experience that you need to share...

THE GLASSES - weren't cutting it anymore. It was time for a new disguise.

xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:02 pm

No. Batman is smarter, has enough resources, and plenty of money to handle Superman.

ComicGeekGal - August 29, 2009, 9:30 pm

Wow, anyone who thinks this doesn't read comic books. Batman beat Superman without a plan in Hush, could you imagine if he HAD a plan? Obviously, you're a f*cktard if you think that Batman doesn't carry Kyrptonite on his utility belt.

none ya - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm

it's called kryptonite.

Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 8:22 pm

Superman takes it; no match.

Renee Pussman - February 23, 2009, 6:26 pm

Yeah, and then after Superman recovered he lazer eye'd the f*** out of that faggot Batman. Shut the f*** up joey, you don't know anything you f***ing ***k squeezer.

joey - February 23, 2009, 1:04 pm

batman did beat superman the joker controlled superman with red kryptonite then batman beat the **** out of him

Renee Pussman - January 26, 2009, 6:55 pm

Hey john doe... Shut the f*** up!

john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:46 am

and im not directing this to the motifake mafia btw..so no puting a hit out on me god d*** it.im yall's underling.lmao.yall's padawan.lmao.

john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:45 am

lmao...acually i just wanted to jump in on the drama,hate being left out.and u f***bags can say wut u want about me,all talk,no play.thats wut u are.

john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:43 am

ohh,least i forget the douchebags(not u overlord) who say there just cartoons...yeah no **** einstien,the thing is,its a fun topic to talk about.keyword,FUN! ***kCHEESE'S.we get the fact there not real.do you?

poope - October 28, 2008, 11:34 am

Hey poope and treners' illegitimate child, be should have aborted you!

poope and treners' illegitmate child - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm

My parents are dumbasses.

Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 5:52 pm

Yes, that's lovely. Go see RONSART for your Card to get out. Have a nice day.

poope - October 27, 2008, 5:24 pm

hey overlord... f*** you too.

Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 7:26 pm

poope and Treners, please see RONSART for your Cards. I suggest you use them.

Treners - October 26, 2008, 7:06 pm

Poor, poor poope. Obvious Oedipus Complex.

poope - October 26, 2008, 4:52 pm

No dumb ****. By causing massive internal bleeding from the blunt force of my ***k smashing down on you. You have never even had *** before Treners, and you probably never will. so you can go f*** yourself

Treners - October 23, 2008, 6:17 pm

Hey, you just named everyone else that was there f***ing your Mom with me! As for your ***k, what are you talking about? Lethal injection with that teeny needle???

poope - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm

Treners, The only time you have ever had *** is with your hand, your brother, or your dog you faggot, so don't act like you are all cool. And I wish I could find you. I would kill you with my ***k!

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 1:13 pm

Hold on a motherf***ing second here! "Batman is superior in every way"??? Let's see them both fly through the sun and see who's smiling afterwards. Bats is awesome, to be sure, but Superman is the godd*** Superman!

LogicDude - October 23, 2008, 1:03 pm

You want to find me poope? Go look in your Mom's room...I'm the one wearing the Batman mask and Superman cape f***ing your Mom in the a**.

poope - October 23, 2008, 11:47 am

Hey Treners, f*** you! You stupid piece of ****. Eat a fat ***k and then choke on it you b****. I would kill you if I knew who you were.

Treners - October 22, 2008, 5:42 pm

Seriously, who f***ing cares about who could beat who? They're fictional characters. Get a life, for f***s sake.

Renee - October 22, 2008, 4:42 pm

Seriously, YOU are such a f*** face. Batman could NOT beat Superman. f***ing idiot. And Supes has beaten Batman before many times. f*** you stupid f***er

Jebus2099 - October 21, 2008, 10:05 pm

Who ever posted this is the real retard! It has been proven time and time again that Batman is superior in every way and could take down not only Superman but almost everyone else in the JLA. If you want proof read "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and th

pro - October 16, 2008, 3:19 am

OD: thanks for your concern about my a**! But go easy on the MotiFatwa, eh?
MWLF: you're welcome!
RON: you know how to spoil a boy! I hope you're a ***y nurse with big bre***s and a red box...

RON - October 16, 2008, 2:05 am

PRO...YOUR EMEMA IS READY!

Overlord Douchebag - October 16, 2008, 12:52 am

No, but I can put one out now. Whoever removes pro from Motifake for all eternity gets spared from the Nightmare Realm. So..Hurry up, chop chop.

Johnny - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am

Wow.. Pro, inviting the wrath of the motifake.com mafia. Anyone have a contract out on him?

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:21 am

I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, pro can lick my anus and then write an essay about how its the best out of all the anii he's ever tasted. nah, no hard feelings. :)

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:19 am

-- clothes, so you smell like piss and bile. And then the victim finally dies and he ****s himself, so you smell **** and piss and bile, and then you notice your shoelace is untied. Some days, huh?

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:18 am

Thank you, Pro, for the spelling correction! Gee whiz I hate to make mistakes. It's almost as annoying as when you're killing a guy, and you've prepared for the blood everywhere, and then suddenly there's piss and bile everywhere, and it gets on your cl

Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:22 pm

I can honestly say I never have been, Porcelina. And it's not something I want to experience. I may be an Overlord of unfathomable douchebaggery, but I have my limits.

Roamer - October 15, 2008, 9:50 pm

In Soviet Russia girl ra** you. ^_^

Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:35 pm

Oh, don't act like you've never been invaded by p**** creature from the dark beyond

Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 9:23 pm

I'm not angry, I just don't want your dumb a** getting us invaded by p**** creatures from the dark beyond.

pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm

Nah, I'm not surprised.

pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm

Has anybody ever told you you look charming when you're angry, OD?

Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 8:39 pm

Go suck a ***k, pro. MWLF could call down an invasion of countless Multi-p****-ed beasts from beyond the stars. Do you REALLY want to piss him off?

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 8:57 am

Superman could eat him and the whole weapon x program and **** out an adamantium memorial to the whole thing.

shtoink - October 2, 2008, 6:36 am

i forgot he was in mrvel and SM was dc... but same theory applies to the marvel universe... since one of his powers is breaking the 4th wall.

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:46 am

Deadpool is from a different universe (Marvel) but even if he did, it's a bit hard to see a threat there. Would you ever tell on anyone who could make your head fly into space with the flick of a finger?

Who do I hate less: Sports nerds or gamer nerds ? ... Now there's a depressing coin toss waiting to happen.

THINK IT OVER - If Imagination was Power, Nerds would Rule.

whocares0 - August 19, 2012, 2:26 pm

and kudos to the people who do :)

whocares0 - August 19, 2012, 2:26 pm

Lol i already know we do. Really i wasn't referring to people like Jobs and Gates, but the nerds in highschool who get bullied for knowing, quoting and loving things they enjoyed. Sure everyone knows who Clark Kent is, but not what his father's name is.

Bull - August 19, 2012, 12:42 pm

What makes you think we don't?

FIREPOWER - For every action there will be an immediate and overwhelmingly superior reaction

SANTA CLAUS -

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm

It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."

mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm

have a link to the other article cant find anything

mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm

lmao old superman? gawd

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm

Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm

I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/

mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm

is this real? source?

FLYING - Just Throw Yourself At The Ground As Hard As You Can And Miss

LIBERALS -

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am

was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.

CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am

*on

CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am

she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am

Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?

Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am

Heven = Hedonist Heaven

Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am

And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)

WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am

BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.

WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am

Nice.

Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am

JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.

Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am

thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.

Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am

There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a

WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am

You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha

Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am

I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk

WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am

I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.

Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am

Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!

WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am

I am being super-cereal!

Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm

They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!

Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm

Batman is a Liberal? You really are sh**gunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?

mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am

And I almost thought I'd found my side :(

Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am

Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?

mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm

it's heroes not heros

Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm

Liberals + "Heros" = 1

HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm

LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.

Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm

Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.

WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am

I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.

RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am

Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!

WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am

Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?

RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm

Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol

WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm

Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.

RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm

CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol

Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm

The Dark Knight is not a liberal

WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm

Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.

LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm

Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.

THE BATERANG - Brought to you by Blammo

IMMORTALITY -

boeweizer - October 14, 2009, 1:59 am

the middle image looks like its moving its freaky ( btw i meant the sun part)

Zed - August 28, 2009, 1:10 pm

Sol lacks the mass to go past the Chandrakar Limit and nova or supernova. It'll go red, expand to s****** the inner planets (including Earth), then collapse into a Brown Dwarf star.

Sean - May 5, 2009, 10:04 am

Sol goes Supernova=crisp like bacon for all those who are not oodles of lightyears away from earth by then. Wot's left to wonder about? P.s.: my cousin, Snot of the Antarctic, agrees with me on this. Tootles.

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 2:08 am

Why if it isn't my old friend Snark of the North! Yes, I actually do wonder about these things ( I write sci-fi and fantasy, comes with the job, this horribly endless imagination) :)

Sean - May 5, 2009, 1:46 am

Are you a little tired, Frontman? Do you really wonder what will happen then? Really? *snickers maniacally*

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 5, 2009, 1:42 am

This is so true. I always wonder what'll happen if we can't get off this rock entirely by then.