– Gay trekkies rejoice: you can now support marriage equality in Klingon.

-Meanwhile, other nerds, shield your eyes from this bummer of a spoiler from the upcoming Man of Steel.

– Chris Brown is charging fans $100 to hang out with him for his birthday. That seems a lot to get physically and/or sexually assaulted and/or arrested. Unless all those things happen, then you’ve got yourself quite the deal.