There’s A Trailer For The Final Fifty Shades Of Grey Movie, And It’s Sexy AF

If you’ve been anxiously awaiting the final Fifty Shades of Grey movie, well… your wait isn’t done, but there’s something to tide you over now. The teaser trailer for Fifty Shades Freed, the final movie in the trilogy, was released on Sept. 10, and it’s looking true to form. Which is to say, sexy as hell and kind of over the top about it.

The trailer opens, of course, with ominous music, and a shot of… a wedding dress? Hanging from a chandelier? The voiceover recites a romantic wedding vow, as two people, a man and a woman, put on their wedding finery. Why? Because the two main characters, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, are getting married, of course! The trailer shows them exchanging vows, rings, the whole nine yards, all complete with a beautiful dress, because what’s a wedding scene without the fashion porn? (Don’t worry, the regular porn comes later.)

The trailer shows the happy couple on what looks like their honeymoon, in some beautiful, tropical location, complete with blue water and sunny skies, and sultry glances exchanged over the top of sunglasses. But then, there’s a gun? And a car chase? And people shooting at each other? And yes, yes, a lot of sexy shots of riding crops and bodies and heads tossed back with close-ups on the lips. Also, an apparent kidnapping?

Which is all to say, there is definitely some drama coming in this final installment of the Fifty Shades Of Grey trilogy.

Of course, one should expect nothing else from the sexified homage. The trilogy of books the movies are based on, by British author E.L. James, started life as a fanfiction, which James then reworked as an original piece with original characters. In 2011, she self-published the original work, and in 2012 it was picked up by a subdivision of Random House. And after that… well, it kind of blew up, as evidenced by the fact that we all just watched the trailer for the third movie based on the series.

You can totally see the little nods to as well, including in the trailer. For one thing, Ana’s wedding dress has kind of a lot in common with heroine Bella Swan’s, down to the line of little buttons down the back and the long sleeves.

OK, I’m going to admit, this dress is kind of selling me on the movie. I can sympathize with a good fantasy indulgence in general, and I’ve got nothing against a sexy movie, but TBH, a pretty, extravagant dresses will always get my butt in a seat. Someone get the popcorn going.

And if you’re looking at your screen, thinking that you hardly needed a pretty dress to convince you to see this unapologetically sexy movie, well, you’re not alone.

But if you’re too excited about this next film to bother thinking about a possible fourth, don’t get too ahead of yourself. The movie isn’t coming out until Valentine’s Day of 2018. So this is just a little taste to keep everyone’s interest up.

Though by the looks of Twitter, it doesn’t look like it was strictly necessary. Twitter is