Thursday, August 11, 2011

COLBERT (NARRATOR): A storm is gathering over Iowa. A money storm. Out-of-state groups like Grow PAC and Jobs For Iowa PAC are flooding the Iowa airwaves, telling you to vote Rick Perry at the Ames Straw Poll. They think they can buy your vote with their unlimited SuperPAC money.

[reassuring visuals]

But Americans For a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow ask: What about our unlimited SuperPAC money? We want you to vote for Rick Perry, too, but not their Rick Perry. Our Rick Parry.

On August 13th, write in Rick Parry. That’s ‘Parry’ with an ‘A’ for ‘America’, with an ‘A’ for ‘Iowa’.

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I’m a liberal skeptic, rationalist & third-wave atheist stuck in a rut in Québec, Canada and who spends his time composing, writing, drawing, harboring a layman’s passion for science and technology, getting angry at social injustices, and most of all, jabbing cretins and trolls with sharp pointy sticks. (Oh, and blogging.) Proud owner of a Nize Hat!, an indomitable SIWOTI syndrome and an itchy snark finger.

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