Obviously I had never been to a cocktail dinner, let alone to one at a five star hotel. But using my superpower of common sense I somehow figured out what to expect. Now came the hard part. How the fuck do I fit in there and not stick out like Superman in an edition of Playboy? I planned to wear the only decent pair of black pants I have that I wear to pretty much any where that’s supposed to be too formal for jeans Continue reading →

Its been a long while since I launched the New! Improved! Better! sequel to the smashing blockbuster hit The Dilli Diaries. Basically my life decided that it needs a makeover and guess what I am paying for it! Every aspect of my life- personal, public, professional, unprofessional, financial etc, was touched, molested and violated in the process. But thats no excuse to not complete the series. So here I present the resuscitated New! Improved! Better! The Dilli Diaries Deux. So I left you all off Continue reading →

By now you must have realised the purpose of this blog. No? Well I am not surprised. Considering that this blog contains far too many words with 5 letters or more, for which i sincerely apolo….i mean i am sorry, you must be too buried in the dictionary to realise it. Anyway as usual I take this opportunity to educate you mortals about a sub-species of your own pathetic (disg)race. Homo Politicus. This is a highly evolved sub-species of Homo Sapiens. Why highly evolved? Their Continue reading →

The idea for this post came about when a dear friend, lets call her Buttercup, was telling me how much she hated the elections as she was working on a project for a political party. Being the smart ass I am told her it wouldn’t be case if one letter was different. It led to a very colorful discussion which reflects in the post. If you are offended, Go you-know-what yourself! Its the year of the great Indian erection. Once every 5 years or so Continue reading →

Dont worry I have not been kidnapped by Somalian Pirates.Hell I havent been any where near water, except in bathroom, lately. So whats going on? Too much for you lesser mortals to handle. Quit P******m. Was jobless for 4 days. Joined U**a today 😛KurtNirvana’s father passed away last month so havent felt like writing anything latelyPersonal life never ceases to amuse me with its futile attempts. Elections are almost over and I havent yet put up a standard Election bashing post yet! (Oh but I Continue reading →