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It’s time for a new religion, preferably one of love, as universally aimed as it is themed, based on science as a guide without being tied to transient precepts and hopeless missions in rundown slums in nameless cities, one that unites politics and economics under its storm-proof umbrella.Democracy and Christianity have been the apologetic lapdogs of capitalism far too long, walking hand in hand down Byzantine cul-de-sacs and Roman highways, just like Islam and jihad, Buddhism and prostitution, Judaism and finance, Communism and alcohol, covering for each other and hiding from the truth.Feed your people physically and spiritually or make way for those who can.Shit or get off the pot; share the wealth or lose it.Create the wealth or think of something better.Democracy has always been borne on the backs of slaves, lofty goals held up by whipped backs and hungry mouths, Greece and Rome and the deep deep South.Two out of three are good enough for me.Colonialism had a prettier face, but the end result was still the same and it had little to do with race.Scar tissue is ugly whatever the circumstance; a little white powder can’t hurt.So slaves became Slavs, Mongols became Moguls, blacks became blokes, and the rest became history.