Newsletter for Sunday, Oct 09 2016

INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY

ON SNL, TINA FEY COMPARES DONALD TRUMP TO A MUMMER

Tina Fey and Jimmy Fallon showed up on Saturday Night Live last night as undecided female voters from the Philadelphia suburbs. Wearing a Villanova vest and an Eagles sweatshirt, the pair presented the Weekend Update host with a couple hoagies, then went on to talk — in kind-of-Philly-ish accents — about the candidates. “If you’ve been to the Mummers Parade on New Year’s,” Fey said, “the guys in the Clown Brigade might honk your boob on the way down the street, and Trump is like that.” The clip also includes mention of the Hooters, the Mann and releasing mice into a rival’s pizzeria for revenge (Upper Darby represent).

THE ‘SEXIEST IN PHILLY’ LIST YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

Philadelphia is a metropolis on the rise — at least when it comes to hotties. Local media is all over this news, providing the important service of publishing local “Sexy Singles” and “Sexiest Men Alive” and “Sexiest Chefs” lists. Well, not everyone is attracted to the same thing. So with apologies to the folks on those lists, we present here the eight sexiest fire hydrants in Philly. Sizzle.

ON THE CALENDAR

Six Fishtown businesses, including Honeygrow, City Fitness, Evil Genius and JDT International will talk about how they're collaborating with Urban Roots and Connor Barwin's Make the World Better Foundation to revitalize communities with positive social and environmental impact. Food and drink included.

Cut through the punidtry: John Malcolm of the Heritage Foundation and Ian Millhiser of the Center for American Progress will discuss how Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump interpret our nation's most important document.