A million more people will see this ad a result of the "news" story. I'm sure it wasn't his intent, but he's accomplished his goal. Also, the comments lead me to believe that it's a friend of his daughter, not his daughter. Or he's just trying to BS his way out of a hole.

Mid_mo_mad_man:jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

monoski: "Some families are closer than others but also have tramps with tattoos that they sell as sex objects"

Yeah, it's also pretty creepy when Billy Ray or Joe Simpson do it. But at least they're getting millions. One could imagine they may even have been reluctant at first and then became corrupted by the piles of money.

This clown is doing it for a few extra hits on Ebay that, *maybe* translated into selling a Datsun for marginally more than it's worth.

pxlboy:You Idiots: pxlboy: notatrollorami: I've had a couple of buddies that had similar issues. Both were perfectly good looking guys, really, they just got wrapped up in teenage angst and insecurities that sort of hardened into permanent antipussy cocoons.

Sounds like a friend of mine. He's so depressed that he's stopped taking care of himself. Since he's stopped taking care of himself, he looks like crap. Because he looks and feels like crap, he can't attract a woman without coming off as creepy. Rinse, repeat.

Has he thought about subsribing to DirecTV?

He needs to get out of the house more. We went to a show the other night and he seemed to be having fun.

If he is really experiencing depression and having those side-effects (not taking care of himself, etc.), he's at bottom and really needs some therapy.

jst3p:Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

Says the guy who has only had sex with one person in his entire life.

This is precious. This is almost as fun as baby Quinn!

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Sorry ifs didn't know I was suppose to aroused by bbws. Didn't get the memo

sethen320:Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I don't think any of us here will disagree with her lack of sanity. But FFS man! How many times have we gotta tell you?

thecpt:pxlboy: CthulhuCalling: Nightsweat: Hey, at least he's not trying to sell a Hummer.

/Or is he?

There was a somewhat shady car dealership out here called Princeton Auto Sales. They used to have this hot looking girl on their commercials. I guess they acquired a couple of Hummers and tried to sell them in their own way, so the commercial was entirely zoomed in on hot Stacey's mouth as she asked "Looking for a hummer?". That commercial lasted about a week here before it was yanked.

As someone who collects odd commercials for his YouTube channel, I will try to get a get out of that video (if it's on the interwebs, that is)

There was a commercial I saw once when I was watching a california broadcast of an angel's game. A hot girl was chasing around a guy in a hot dog suit (the hot dog was supposed to symbolize a hot dog from this fast food place). She chased it into this room then the light went off, they popped back on and the hot dog ran out the door but the girl was suddenly under covers with a guy and she was shocked. It ended with a tag line like "get your mouth around one." This was 4 years ago but it was awesome. Do you have it?

jst3p:Mid_mo_mad_man: jst3p: Mid_mo_mad_man: blatz514: wildcardjack: For the sake of her sanity lets hope she doesn't see this thread.

You're assuming she can read.

So I'm mocked for finding love but the rest you all waiting in your moms basement for a call from Olivia Wilde are ok?

To be fair, you are primarily being mocked for holding on to virginity till you were 30 and letting fark know. Then you doubled down and told us your love was Fatty McFatfat. It was a bold strategy but it didn't work out too well.

Well when you all quit the waifs and move to real women call me to thank me. Gals are like steaks no fat no flavor

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics or have standards..

Mid_mo_mad_man:sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

Uchiha_Cycliste:Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

vudukungfu:WTF Indeed: That girl is the distilled essence of white trash. She has everything! Writing tats for the tattoo whore look, blonde over burnette hair for the redneck trashy look, hoop earrings for the Chav look, and the lip stud that says "I've only ever had sex bent over things."

Just like my cousin's daughter.My cousin is fun. At family reunions I wait until she's taking a drink and I say, "Hey, I saw you daughter on facebook just posted how many huge nubians she can fit in her mouth" and watch her do a spit take.Then she runs to check.It's sad, because it's true.

sethen320:Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

sethen320:Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

sethen320:jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

Mid_mo_mad_man:sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

sethen320:Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

jst3p:Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

jst3p:Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

Uchiha_Cycliste:sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P

We need to know if she lets him go to strip clubs and thinks masturbation is sin. These things matter.

Uchiha_Cycliste:sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P

If you think to heavy set people can't find love and plan to marry you never been to Missouri

jst3p:Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: jst3p: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

Not sure what's creepy here. Is a father supposed to be oblivious or willfully blind to the fact that his daughter will one day grow up to be a cock-loving tart just like her mother? Why should he feel ashamed for acknowledging his daughter's sexuality? You're all a bunch of guilt-ridden prudes.

Mid_mo_mad_man:Uchiha_Cycliste: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P

If you think to heavy set people can't find love and plan to marry you never been to Missouri

We all know that fat people need lovin' too... but they gotta pay.Also, *shudders* Missouri

AbbeySomeone:Uchiha_Cycliste: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: Mid_mo_mad_man: sethen320: Mid_mo_mad_man: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Evil Home Brewer: I'd take her to the bedroom.

/Those of you who wouldn't must have your wife, girlfriend, or mother watching over your shoulder.//Sorry basement dwellers.... She's pretty cute. Those who disagree are either dating a fashion model or kill kittens to photoshopped pics.

No, you see, some people have different tastes.For instance, some people *have* taste.

Oh snap

I guess I would be guilty of no taste. But then my preference traditionally tends to lean toward "crazy", which I'm sure the girl has an abundance of.

I like crazy but hate my c&@k turning black and falling off. Which might happen if you knock boots with her

I thought black cock was the big thing these days. Now it's a bad thing?I'm so confused.

Well my mine is white last time I checked. Want it to stay white

Somehow I already knew you were probably a white dude.

Don't be hating on whitey

I'm also going to call BS on your whole story at this point.

Good run though, you definitley got some great bites.

BS how? I can believe he's white. =P

We need to know if she lets him go to strip clubs and thinks masturbation is sin. These things matter.

I've gone to titty bars before the no nudity laws went into effect. Why bother now? As for shucking my corn I was a 32 year old virgin. What u think kept me sane