Friday, May 04, 2007

With a Single Descriptive Gesture, Condi Reveals Why Her Affair with GW Had to End

US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice gestures during a press conference following the Expanded Ministerial Conference for the Neighbors of Iraq at the second day sessions at the Red Sea resort of Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt Friday, May 4, 2007. (AP Photo/Emilio Morenatti)

And in other Condinews, would you believe that Dr. Ferragamo suggested that Nancy Pelosi went to Syria merely for the photo-ops? Is that not hysterically funny? Let me repeat that: Condoleezza Rice accusing somebody of doing something just for the photo-ops.

You know, that sounds like something I've written about somebody, but I just can't quite put my finger on it.

I found you yesterday and I know one thing already, I wuz you Princess. Come to my lair and I will groom you. I promise to give you the best bananas and to never fling feces at you because you make me laugh so much.

I realized how much I didn't like her when Gawker broke the story about her shoe shopping at Ferragamo on 5th Ave after hurricaine Katrina had hit:

"A fellow shopper, unable to fathom the absurdity of Rice's timing, went up to the Secretary and reportedly shouted, "How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!" Never one to have her fashion choices questioned, Rice had security PHYSICALLY REMOVE the woman."

Princess of Delphi: You know, this scenario just hit me: Condi, during her private "briefings" with the commander-in-chief guy, gives Dubya a non-impeachable B-job (look at that vacuum-cleaner-like enveloping mouth, probably a kinky turn-on to a WASP frat boy with a Mother-problem who somehow ended up in the WH); and in this pix she is just trying to express, through her gesture, that no. 43 needs a little bit of Viagra so she can accomplish her mission and then send her dress (were it only her "foreign policy") to the cleaners.