Yes, Barack Obama is God and the government will not function unless he's sitting in his nice little oval office while 100 mph winds are smashing at his window pulling the strings of the western world and all who inhabit it.

Yes, Barack Obama is God and the government will not function unless he's sitting in his nice little oval office while 100 mph winds are smashing at his window pulling the strings of the western world and all who inhabit it.

Hurricane hits Florida: Prep for disaster and clean up the mess afterwards. Nobody outside of the direct area gives a shit.

Hurricane hits northeast: Inadequate preparation and a freakout overreaction. President abandons speech at UCF over storm. All I'm saying is... I want a makeup speech from Obama when the next hurricane runs through here. Abandon whatever you were doing and fly out to Florida for our storms.