a) prettier than a Menorah.b) justified by the terrorist actions of Hezbollah.c) eh, what can you do? d) a bit over the top with the civilian carnage and whatnot.e) consistent with Israel's overly aggressive and violent history of war crimes since its inception in 1948.

a) worse than Himmler.b) unconscionable tools of terrorist propaganda.c) sensationalizing to draw readers.d) fair, but not balanced.e) accurate in their reporting of the indiscriminate carnage.

3) Hezbollah's kidnapping of two Israeli soldiers was:

a) an attempt to wipe Israel off the map.b) they killed 8 soldiers too, asshole.c) totally uncool, man.d) miniscule compared to the repeated missile strikes on the Palestinians.e) intended to leverage negotiations in the release of Hezbollah prisoners in Israeli jails, and as a show of solidarity with Hamas, for the recent, unwarranted detention of many top Palestinian officials.

4) An immediate ceasefire would be:

a) impossible when dealing with a foe as untrustworthy as Hezbollah.b) bad business for Raytheon.c) what? I can't hear you over all the explosions!d) a smart PR move.e) a reasonable first step in negotiating a peace deal.