The list my dear boy is an excursion through the nonsensical depths of my mind.

Also fuck everything I said Aso, well uhh nevermind. Im gonna have to eat my words, Mark Sanchez looks to be my best bet as a starting QB this week. Big Bens got a bye and I like this matchup vs Denver more than Ryan Fitzpatrick and Joe Flaccos.

Hahaha, nice. I probably would have went with Flacco though. Cincy's best corner got injured last week so they might not be able to handle Boldin, Dickson AND whoever else. Their pass defense already wasn't that great to begin with.