Women's vaginas are filled with mucus and occasionally yeast, smell off-putting, are naturally covered in hair (or unnaturally in stubble), gush blood a week out of the month, and look like a Predator face.

Cutesey words like "panties" and things like frilly lace and the color pink have been appropriated to trick potential suitors into forgetting just what disgusting germ-filled incubators women really are.

But if a small group of women want to wreck that for everyone else, whatever.

radarlove:Women's vaginas are filled with mucus and occasionally yeast, smell off-putting, are naturally covered in hair (or unnaturally in stubble), gush blood a week out of the month, and look like a Predator face.

ransack.:I don't like that word either, but I'm an adult male. When I was a child my mom called underwear (both sexes) "chonies".

That's the word I use when speaking (though I use "panties" or "undergarments/underpants" when writing). Are you a Californian? That's a fairly heavily used word in some parts of the state. Spanish slang - What would we do without it?

It's not the word it's how you say it. In English we have no outlet for this, words is words. Even enunciaciation is lost. Panties are something you buy your kid. PanTIes are what your wife says when she's frisky. It isn't that the words have been infantilized, the emphasis has been dumbed down. You wouldn't put PanTIes on your kid unless you're on TLC. Panties come in with patterns, panTIes come in shapes.

Popcorn Johnny:No word makes women nuts more than "c*nt". You can call women any name in the book, but as soon a the C word come out, it's on.

coont is just an ugly-sounding word...also when someone uses it it's usually meant with extreme disrespect. It's probably a chicken and egg type thing for why it became such a bad word, but the one person who has ever called me a coont was one of the men's rights type who feels like his mother is responsible for all of his problems in life and he projects that onto every female he meets.

That's the type of man who calls a woman a coont. Most men aren't that stupid.

WhippingBoy:T-Bone42: Some people really need to learn the meaning of the phrase "you gotta pick your battles."

Really. Let it go.

I like people like this. It lets me know that I don't ever need to take them seriously about anything. Saves a lot of time.

Yes. We must never complain about anything other than the MOST AWFUL THING IN THE WORLD!

Most of Fark would not exist without people venting their spleen over first world problems. E.g. Children on planes and in restaurants. Broadband speeds and cable providers. Anything ever said by Sarah Palin.

FirstNationalBastard:ilambiquated: Panties means small pants. I don't see what the problem is. Maybe "pantlings" or "pantikins" or "panticles" as an alternative...?

Pantaloons is still out there, waiting to be brought back.

But I imagine them as being really big. I think it meant sailor pants or something. Maybe we could go with pantaloonicles, or loonicles for short, like the Swedes say "bil" for car instead of "auto" like everyone else.

radarlove:Women's vaginas are filled with mucus and occasionally yeast, smell off-putting, are naturally covered in hair (or unnaturally in stubble), gush blood a week out of the month, and look like a Predator face.

I know quite a few women who hate the word. As heap points out above, a lot of those women also hate the word moist. Maybe the fact that both those words have both sexual and non-sexual connotations, so when they're encountered outside of a sexual context, they're hilarious to men because we're all really 14 years old when it comes to humor, but off-putting to women.

mongbiohazard:Because they're too wealthy and too pampered and don't know what real problems are like anymore so they have to invent bullshiat non-problems to fuss over like the useless parasites they are.

Summer Glau's Love Slave:radarlove: Women's vaginas are filled with mucus and occasionally yeast, smell off-putting, are naturally covered in hair (or unnaturally in stubble), gush blood a week out of the month, and look like a Predator face.