Cause you don't eat your vegetables, You became Meatman! Master of beef and pork! Your arch-nemeis is the vege tales people cause they are now forceing people to eat vegetables. Oh! you also have a sidekick called pork chop lad.

Ah! The life of a half demon! You belong in two group, yet you belong in either. Of course with the demon features in you, you have those generic demon powers, fire and the like. But because of your half human side, those powers had to be adapted to your normal, reclusive environment. Fire power? It's a lighter in your finger! Wing? More like two paper fans.

people might read it and find it ammazingly awsom. then you would be contacked by a top webcomics sight saying they want you to post youre comic on their sight. and the'll offer you 50$ a week just to update once or twice a week. after that a top comic prodercer calls you and offers you a job. its the high life from there as you become the top and formost comic creater in this day in age.

We would let the Revolution begin. The Civil War comic would become just the War comic with instead of Riot vs Zac it would be Riot & Zac vs Government. Everyone would grab the first thing they could find in their house and sprint for miles till they came to the Whitehouse. We would scale that big iron fence and charge. Right until someone got picked off by a high-powered sniper rifle. Then we would drop our spoons, rakes, wiffleball bats, crayons, and combs and quickly fade into the touristy crowd. Later that day we would form an underground comic website in turn naming our self the Drunk Duck Rebels.

You would be murdered by many fat nerds, who would then use it on catgirls, who would kill the nerds, and eat all the tuna in the world. Then America would declare war upon them, for they are “fish-eating-terrorists” (Guess who made that up) and soon a bloody, and fishy war would begin.