Seven Second Delay with Ken and Andy:
Playlist
from May 7, 2014

Ken and Andy further lower WFMU's already abysmal standards as the program enters its death throes. Stunt radio which subjects the radio audience to concepts and topics which mature adults should not have to endure. Find the fatal flaw.
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Listener comments!

Wed. 5/7/14 6:02pm
Foolbert:
My mother did me the service of _not_ saying something to me, to wit 'Just be yourself.' I can only assume that it was because she knew me, and she knew enough about the world to know that it wouldn't very much like me.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:02pm
Carmichael:
"If it's true." Should be the underlying theme for ALL of your shows.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:02pm
Listener Julian:
I get weirdly excited in anticipation of the build-up, the asymptotic approach to a successful show, and then the inevitable trainwreck.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:16pm
That Bipolar Guy:
I won't call in but I'd like to call the dead mom line and say... The one thing I learned is that the value of mom is priceless! Because you can't buy another mom on amazon,you can't build another mom,you can't grow another mom. You only get one and that's what makes her priceless!!! Now I'm going to cry
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Wed. 5/7/14 6:17pm
That Bipolar Guy:
I wish my mom was alive

Wed. 5/7/14 6:18pm
Tony:
Once when I was moving into a new apartment, I went to sign the lease and they also made me sign a paper swearing that I would NEVER run the garbage disposal without running cold water at the same time. Since then, I always assumed it was a really big deal to have the water running since the apartment managers seemed to care so much about it.

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Wed. 5/7/14 6:27pm
Danne D:
@Glenn M you have to wait until the father's day show and call twice.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:27pm
Doris Day:
When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see. Que sera, sera.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:29pm
That Bipolar Guy:
My mother when my father died bought a 3 grave plot one for dad one for mom and one for me,because she thought I was never going to marry,I'd live a life alone and be buried next to her and dad

Wed. 5/7/14 6:31pm
vanya moscow:
My mom told me - whoever you become, an actor, a writer or a woodworker (my ideas at the time) you'll have to be a famous woodworker or whoever, because you'll have to be able to afford a housekeeper

Wed. 5/7/14 6:32pm
dale:
my retarded borther's name is on my parents headstone with his birth date and a hyphen. not cool.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:32pm
Folsom:
Hopefully Melba's mom isn't toast.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:33pm
EzSezz:
If Melba goes to California, she will need to call back on a different line.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:35pm
EzSezz:
What about a standing non-ironic line for SSD?

Wed. 5/7/14 6:37pm
That Bipolar Guy:
My parents weren't the best. Matter of fact I was abused most of my childhood. I think is rather be given to an orphanage or a foster home instead of have the snot kicked out of me by parents who never wanted mom

Wed. 5/7/14 6:47pm
Studio B Ben:
"She was so mature, though." -- Famous Last Words of the Now Incarcerated

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Wed. 5/7/14 6:47pm
Danne D:
Gotta head to the car. Have a good night everyone :)
Happy Mother's day to all of the moms surely tuned in to this show.

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Wed. 5/7/14 6:48pm
Nick the Bard:
It's one guy, I think he used to get through just because, but I'm not letting him through ever because he takes forever to get anywhere, and he's also barely on topic, if at all.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:50pm
Studio B Ben:
@Nick: Is it the same guy from Shut Up Weirdo and The Dusty Show? A vaguely hispanic guy?

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Wed. 5/7/14 6:52pm
Nick the Bard:
I'm not really sure, there's two people that I never let through, really off topic guy, and then the other guy that sounds like he hasa a speech impediment? something like that. i don't think they're the same guy though, but, ugh. ( i may have to try and listen to the other shows now just to see if it is the same guy {s})

Wed. 5/7/14 6:53pm
Greg from Bloomfield:
Rest assured he'll call SUW on Friday to tell them not drink so much...

Wed. 5/7/14 6:53pm
Studio B Ben:
@Carmichael--Exactly. Yeah, I think he goes by DJ, and usually some variant of that on the comments board always being negative about whatever show is on.

Wed. 5/7/14 6:54pm
Studio B Ben:
Just curious how much he gets around on the station's talk shows.

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Wed. 5/7/14 6:57pm
Nick the Bard:
all i know is, tonight i just REEALLY set him off and he was cursing and telling me to die and i'm a prick, and blah blha blah, he should know by now how harsh of a call screener i am :P