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Saturday, December 17, 2005

Today's holiday health tip

This reminds me about cranberry juice. I'm not
sure how much date rape drugs are used anymore, but one serial rapist
was undone by a girl who had been on a diet that included drinking
cranberry juice. While the girl was raped, she was able to
remember the circumstances, and who her rapist was. Turns out that
cranberry juice is an antidote for one of the date rape drugs, I forget
which one. I think the one that had to do with horses. I'm not
sure it would have saved our keen masturbator, but there is another
reason to drink cranberry juice -- it wards off UTI
(urinary tract infection), which I guess is more prevalent among women,
but can afflict men. It tastes good too, specially with
Scotch.. The urinary tract, not the cranberry
juice. That goes with Vodka.