Who are you?

With today's stories about controversial blogger anonymity in the New York Times and the Raleigh News & Observer (along with some anonymous animosity in this blog's comments), I'm considering starting a who's-who list of "Regulars" on the front door of Ed's Diner. eg:

dbender0420: Over the Moon Cafe, chef/owner

ChefGordonNaccarato: Pacific Grill, chef/owner

pweikel: Stadium Bistro, co-owner

mertens: C.I. Shenanigans, chef

While I'd love to know who rivitman, tuddo, oncebittentwiceshy and others are, I'll respect their anonymity if that be their wish.