According to my well-connected sources, Britney Spears got a haircut or something, and I guess apparently that’s considered big news. But personally, I think everyone’s missing the real story here — that Britney’s putting on one hell of an impressive leg show for a soccer mom with two kids. So enjoy, and stay tuned for any important new developments, like Britney changing into a pair of Daisy Dukes. Fingers crosssed.

In case you forgot, my favorite booty in the music business Iggy Azalea and my favorite white trash MILF Britney Spearsdid a song together, which I guess is why they also showed up to the Billboard Music Awards together last night too. But if they’re serious about promoting this thing properly, it’s going to take more than just a mediocre red carpet lesbian fantasy. How about a viral video where the two leg wrestle in bikinis? If a thing’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right. I’ll go get my camera.

According to my sources, Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea are shooting a music video for their new song “Pretty Girls” here, and maybe it’s just me, but that doesn’t sound right. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Britney’s still my favorite white trash MILF and Iggy’s got one of the best booties in the music business, but I don’t know how “pretty” either of them are looking here. Oh well. I’ll still watch the video on mute when it comes out. And maybe they can fix those rolls in post. Special effects have come a long way these days.

Here’s Britney Spears attending her son’s soccer game looking like she just woke up, got out of the trailer and put on the only clothes she owns. Personally, this is how I think every woman should dress. I’m a big fan of white trash chic and nobody does it better than Brit.

As a professional blogger, I’ve been covering Britney Spears for pretty much my entire career, from her hot early days, to her crazy days, to her recent semi-hotness comeback. After seeing her on this latest Women’s Health cover though, I think I’ve finally realized the one thing that Britney needs to look her best these days. No, I don’t mean a bikini. I mean Photoshop. So keep up the good work, photo editors! We’re all counting on you.

Because apparently Britney Spears‘ comeback attempt also includes starting a lingerie collection in Poland, here she is launching it at the opening of a new store in Warsaw. There’s so much about these pictures that I don’t understand, like why Britney’s in a Polish mall flanked by a bunch of hot models, but most of all, why she’s the only one not wearing lingerie here. Actually, scratch that. I’m not going to complain about getting to see 8 hot young models in lingerie instead of one mom with two kids. And judging from the last few posts of hers we’ve seen, if anything, I’m pretty sure Britney did us a favor. So enjoy.

You guys know that I’ve been a big supporter of Britney Spears‘ recent comeback attempt. And it’s not because I’m a nice guy or a big believer in second chances or any of that crap. I just find Hot Britney way more fun to do posts on than Crazy Britney. Case in point: here she is taking a night off from her Vegas show to put on a solid cleavage show for all of us at Elton John’s Oscar party. Now that’s the type of good behavior we should be encouraging. So enjoy.

Say what you want about the rest of her, but Britney Spears has always had a great booty. It’s one of the things that helped keep her in the business for so long — well, that and all the people who get off on celebs having public meltdowns. Anyway, now that Britney’s got her own Vegas show, it’s even more important that she keeps that moneymaker of hers in shape. And judging from these latest leggings pictures, so far so good. Let’s hope she keeps it up, because screw the tabloids, I’ll take Hot Britney over Crazy Britney any day.

Since Vegas is pretty much the last stop in any celebrity’s career, we probably shouldn’t be too surprised that Britney Spears just started her own two year run at the Planet Hollywood in Vegas with a show called “Britney: Piece of Me.” And I guess she’s using the tour to kickstart her weight loss regimen. Judging from these pictures though, she’s still got a ways to go. So I’d hold off on buying tickets for a few months at least to give her time to work out all the kinks, and work off a few pounds. Still, dancing for four or five shows a day, seven days a week ought to do the trick — as long as she manages to stay away from those casino buffets, that is.

Well, this is kinda disappointing. As my regular readers know, Britney Spears has been in the middle of a serious hotness comeback lately. So I figured these pictures of her and her MILF cleavage would look a little better than this. As it turns out though, it may have all just been the product of good bras and Photoshop. So now I don’t know what to think. This is even worse than when I found out that Santa Claus wasn’t real. I’m still getting over that one, and it’s been a good 3 months already.

I’ve been a big supporter of Britney Spears‘ recent hotness comeback, and it looks like after months of prep, we’re about to get the main event. The bad news though? Unfortunately that’s going to be in the form of a new music video and not a leaked sex tape or weeks of high-quality bikini pictures. Still, judging from how good Britney looks in the teaser for her “Work Bitch” video, I’m looking forward to watching the full thing. On mute, of course.

Here’s Britney Spears on the set of her new music video “Work Bitch” and speaking of working it, Britney needs to get busy and start doing some deep knee bends because that booty of hers has gone to the crapper! I know that I said that she has one of the best badonkadonks in the business, but clearly I made a mistake. Damn, leggings and sweatpants can really throw a dude for a loop.