Tutti Frutti by Little Richard. You probably heard this song a lot as a kid, just like you probably watched Mrs. Doubtfire as a kid and didn't think much of it. Well, re-watch Mrs. Doubtfire now that you've gone through middle school and give this record a spin and listen to the lyrics.

If you did that, then you'll realize that the song is all kinds of rough. Not only is it about some guy getting it on with a girl, but multiple girls--Sue and Daisy--and they both "know what to do" (so they're very experienced) and they all drive him crazy.

Also, the repeated hook of "Tutti frutti, aw rooty" was not the original lyrics of the song, before it got picked up to be recorded.

When performing live, Little Richard sang the following:

Tutti Frutti, good booty / If it don’t fit, don’t force it / You can grease it, make it easy.

The lyrics were then changed in studio to "Tutti Frutti, all rooty" (all rooty was slang at the time for "alright") so that the rest of the song didn't make sense, making it more marketable. Yes, that's right. The song you more than likely danced to like an idiot when you were three and didn't know better was originally not just about sex, but anal sex. You're welcome.

Hot Vodka

I do love me some vodka but I don't know about this. 100,000 Scoville Naga Chilli Vodka. 100,000 Scovilles hot?!?! Hot damn that's pretty hot. The video at the link of the reporters taking a shot is pretty funny. Here's a description of how it tastes.

Tasting Note by The Chaps at Master of Malt
Nose: Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it.

Wilson is a writer, homebrewer, beer judge and beer blogger. In 2011 Wilson fasted for 46 days on just water and a dopplebock he brewed with Rock Bottom Brewery & Restaurant in West Des Moines. His experience became a book "Diary of a Part-Time Monk."
"He's a person who really understands and promotes beer," said Andy Brown, Wynkoop’s head brewer. "He also had a near-religious experience revolving around beer this year."

A beer monk? I like it. Preach it brother! Winning a free lifetime supply of beer? That, my friends, is priceless!

DHS Electronic Watch Words

If you partake in social media, watch out, Big Sis has HAL 9000 checkin' your stuff for words listed here. Now that I have perused the list, I'm not sure it's the real list they're using. I don't see Tea Party anywhere on it. Nor SCOAMF.

Pulp Shakespeare

Here's what you get when you cross Pulp Fiction (and Aliens) with Shakespeare. Bard Fiction.