Yes, white golfing devils would hire dark skinned caddies and have them covered in jelly for the sole purpose of getting rid of the annoying bugs. History tells of colonizing British 19th and 20th century settlers did this both India and South Africa.

In South Africa this practice was ruled illegal by Nelson Mandela… in fu*king 1994! I rest my case, caddying truly is the way golf servants were to be enslaved.

EX: I say I’ve been mosquito bitten once too many today, we must secure one those kaffir jam boys at the turn!

These are consistent drinkers who can induce large quantities of alcohol. Their tolerances are seemingly unending and since they play golf on private courses it’s almost a given that they are Caucasian. It is not the sun that makes their faces red.

It is virtually impossible to tell whether or not these players have had one or twelve drinks.

An example of these are the all white uniforms you see loopers wearing in the Masters®. Sometimes painters wear them as well. These ridiculous uniforms get their point across loud and clear – he who is master and that which is slave.