13 of the Grossest, Weirdest Pickup Lines We Have Ever Heard, Ever.

The very concept of catcalls and pickup lines are weird enough: Does this guy really think that he can get us to go home with him with the power of one phrase? Apparently, some do. And here are some real winners.

Below is a motley assortment of one-liners that my friends and I have gotten from men (who were also possibly parolees) over the years at bars and such. Unsurprisingly, many of them are variations on a theme (fertility), but there are some wild cards in the pack. It's not even that they're cheesy. They're simply straight-up weird.

*[girl passes by wearing massive, thick winter coat that obscures any curves she may have.] *"Mmm, you are a baby-making machine, girl."

"Hi, my name's ____. I wanna make you pregnant." [Not even "get you pregnant." Make you pregnant.]