Could you get it up in Penistone? I told people here before about Lunt St. in a neighboring town. They finally made the street sign in cursive script, to thwart the plans of wags with white reflective tape.

A bit of a diversion from Topic: My local John Lewis [but of course. The cheese scones are particularly moist] has a sign in the car park announcing 'Humped Zebra Crossing' but I've yet to see it myself.