Sunday, January 09, 2011

As Michigan's coaching search enters its make-or-break week, in a desperate need to fill the information vacuum, I love all the folks using flight data like a Ouija board. I've gotten a few good laughs reading all the chatter about some dude (it's always a dude) going to PeopleWhoUsedToListenToPoliceScannersButNowTrackFlights.org, finding any flight leaving any airport within 60 miles of Ann Arbor, then using the flight's ultimate destination to make a prediction about about who Michigan is talking to with about as much accuracy as Kirk Herbstreit.

From GoBlueNbyNWfan: A small crop duster piloted by man wearing an "M" hat left Willow Run airport yesterday then flew real low over a farm outside Monroe. Pretty sure this means UM interested in 3rd generation wheat farmer Bill Simmowitz or the ghost of Cary Grant.

...being spotted in Baton Rouge, home of LSU, before departing the same day.

The plane is owned by Richard H. Rogel, a financially well-endowed Michigan alum who personally donated $22 million to the school in 2004. According to the SportsByBrooks link above, Rogel is also a member of the U-M’s “Director’s Cabinet in the Department of Intercollegiate Athletics.”

Naturally, this meant the flight had something to do with Michigan pursuing Tiger coach Les Miles for its coaching vacancy. Just one little problem with that conclusion: Miles - along with probably anybody else in the LSU athletic department one would reasonably expect to discuss the matter with if it was true - was in Dallas for LSU's Cotton Bowl game that day.

But I'm more skeptical for a totally different reason.

I think we can all agree that Michigan athletic director Dave Brandon is playing this so close to the vest that his lips probably won't know the choice until the name of the new coach leaves his mouth. That's why I can't imagine anything close to this conversation taking place:

DAVE BRANDON: I'm thinking about Les Miles to fill our coaching vacancy so I'm going to Baton Rouge tomorrow. But if I fly commercial, everybody will see me on the plane, and in the airport, and it will spread like wildfire. I was able to keep it a secret for 40 days that I was firing Rich Rod, but I wouldn't be able to keep this a secret for 40 minutes if I did that. Any suggestions?

RICHARD H. ROGEL: You can borrow my private jet.

DAVE BRANDON: You mean the bright maize and blue painted Gulfstream that looks like a giant flying Michigan football helmet?

RICHARD H. ROGEL: Yep, that's the one. And it plays The Victors out of huge speakers on the bottom of the plane and shoots maize and blue streamers out of the nosecone as it descends.

DAVE BRANDON: Perfect. I'll be like a NAVY Seal - in and out before anybody even notices.

I actually listened to the sports channel 97.1 in the car while driving to work today (in other words, voluntarily listened to sports chatter WITHOUT my son in the car) and it seems that every male in SE Michigan over the age of 3 is consumed with this coaching search. Maybe the wheat farmer will turn out to be some sort of dark horse coaching genius.

you all need to just chill, for very important decisions in life you need to take time and have all the information possible to receive the desired outcome from said decision. impatience is not going to help speed the decision along whenever it may happen it will.

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