Gun toting tart from Transylvania! (16.09.2013 NEW!)
I know that Erica was not from Transylvania, but I couldn't find another place that would rhyme properly, yes and I know Erica did not carry a gun, but she did lurk in an area in earshot of gun-fire. So to get to the point of all this, having had her wicked way with L. Latex, it was only right and proper that I join in the melee of mayhem...

Good girl goes bad!
Well, do we have a treat for you this week. I met the lovely Jess roaming the North Downs of Surrey. She told me she was doing, "Women's Studies" at university and as she was short of cash wanted to do a hot sex scene with me. The fact that she was studying "Womens Studies" or as some might quip, another name for the course could be, "All men are rapists....discuss," intrigued me, as she admitted that her head tutor was indeed a moustached, donkey-jacketed, cropped haired lesbian, who's favourite saying was, "The only good place for a man is buried under my patio!" To be honest I thought Jess would hate every second of her scene with me, but, au contraire, she was as rampant as fuck, in fact you'll never believe her metamorphosis ...

Jane's Luscious Lips
Here's a lovely babe with a touch of class and a lovely arse! I mean to say, fancy meeting someone who was trying to locate the Opera House of Budapest, so she could attend an audition to sing in the chorus of a performance of Handel's Messiah. Wey, hey!, hey!, if I was the conductor, I would have held up the music to her and said, "Hey babes, you'll have to get ya laughing gear around this!" and then got me dick out, wey!, hey!,hey! Actually I wouldn't have done this, because I'm too much of a prude! Anyway, I convinced Jane to come back and supplement her student fee with some hard core porno action...

Dressed up as a trashy teen prostitute
This week Gustav has excelled himself. As you can see I tracked him down with my secret camera in one of the most dangerous places in Budapest. A place peopled by murderous, cheating, swindling scum and they're the local police! Anyway, Gustav introduced me to the sensational Zafira May. Once dressed up as a trashy, teen prostitute she has to take the crown for looking like the most gorgeous hooker ever to grace the pages of js. If the Pope himself saw her walking the streets of King's Cross touting for work, he'd be desperately counting the money in his wallet. Mind you don't start me on priests and popes! Anyway, I dressed her in furry coat, ripped, red fishnet tights and topped off with thigh length PVC boots.

A hard as nails slut
The abuse that I have to put up with when I am roaming about looking for "fresh meat" is amply demonstrated by my meeting with Valentina. As soon as I approached her she let rip with a stream of abuse, which I tolerated because I had a sneaky suspicion that underneath that hard as nails exterior was a hard as nails slut, lurking and ready to pounce. Well after 300 scenes, I do have a 6th sense when it comes to detecting slutty babes and Valentina made an amazing transformation from monster to gorgeous sexy babe.She made her appearance wearing some skin tight sexy hot pants and boots which had my eyes popping out on springs!

A lovely Easter Chick
In celebration of Easter we have a lovely Easter Chick this week called Jasmine. You might have seen her before years ago, but I thought that it was worth the trip up to the North of England to see her again. "I know Jasmine was a hot babe and you've fucked her brains out before, but why travel 200 miles just to fuck her all over again?" I hear you say. Well, I'll tell you why, because she's worth it and Jasmine has a rather nice selection of outfits including a rather natty school uniform, which she seemed keen to try on. Your eyes will pop out on springs when you see her at the top of the stairs waltzing down without a care in the world, showing off her knickers underneath her little skirt and you'll gasp for breath when you see...

Fuck your brains out
This week we are back in Budapest,"European City of Bottoms". Yes, yet again we have a cute little Hungarian blonde babe for your delectation!. Where else on Earth can you find girls which such perfect bottoms? In fact where in this Galaxy can you find such girls and finally where else would you find such a cute girl as Barbie who is quite happy to stuff her tongue down the back of your throat and then feast on your dick with total gusto and finally fuck your brains out. "Where?" I hear you ask, "Budapest" I reply!

Trawling the strewn streets of London (Remastered - 20.09.2013 EXTRA UPDATE)
Alyssa emigrated from South Africa to London, she was fed up with the sun and sea and sought instead, a life of trawling the rubbish strewn streets of London, in search of dirty sex with dirty old men (like me). I loved the way she presented her arse hole to me and demands penetration!

Tasty birds at bus stops part 2
Well I told you picking up tasty birds at bus stops is a dodgy game. We'd just started on the sexy threesome fun and Leah, went all wierd, "I don't suck dicks", and "What, put your finger in my pussy? I don't do that kind of thing". I mean give me a break! Anyway always the gentleman, I bundled up her clothes and dumped her back at the bus-stop, Jamie was still playing with herself on the bed and rampant for some fun. So when I got back I ravaged her. So what with being attacked by a transvestite and being rejected by a Welsh bird, I had to come up with a cunning plan for picking up tasty birds at bus-stops, so in my laboratory I created my masterpiece, "JS Furry Animal Challenge"...

Beautiful Roemie from Derbyshire
Well, folks, for the next few weeks we are up in Derbyshire in the North of England. It's an absolutely beautiful area and I've done a few panoramas for all the thousands of you that live abroad. Anyway, this week I met the beautiful Roemie waiting for a train just as the ghostly mist was falling. She didn't know that her train had been cancelled and so I persuaded her to come back to my place for a hot cuppa and a shag! Firstly, I did some lovely shots of her in her skin tight denims, which is going to be a feature of future scenes. You'll be stunned as to how well she brushed up in a sort of Anglo/American schoolgirl melee, complete with kilt, velvety boots, fishnet hold-ups and school tie.

Dressed up in some sexy fishnet hold tights
I did a rather nice intro with the gorgeous Passion standing with a view of what I believe to be Snakes Pass in Derbyshire, England, I can't be sure since, I was far too busy trying to imagine how good Passion was going to look dressed up in some sexy fishnet hold-tights, I know it sounds weird but they looked really horny when she put them on. Oops, not forgetting the short preamble featuring her cute bum clad in skin tight denim. Anyway, she'd told me that she just loves being fucked up the arse! So picture the scene, a babe clad in fishnet tights with a big hole in them, PVC thigh high boots, a tiny denim mini-skirt, white shirt and school tie. Wow, what an ensemble, I nearly came in my trousers!

Black Sexy Swan
This week may I proudly present one of the most stunning and sexy babes ever to adorn the pages of jimslip.com and that is really saying something, since this site is bursting at the seams with beauties! I warn you now, wear goggles when you watch Diamond in action, just to stop your eyeballs flying across the room. Decked out in a strategically ripped, black tut-tu in the mode of that bird in the film, "Black Swan", Diamond is breathtaking beyond belief and even I your humble host, had to make a double-take when I laid me beady eyes on her! Anyway, I will drone no longer, so sit back, relax and enjoy a thing of beauty!

I'm Tu-Tu Sexy
As you saw in last weeks exciting episode, Diamond looked sensation playing with herself on the stairs and that was just a prelude to her wanton antics later in the scene.Diamond's ripped tu-tu would have had her thrown out of the Royal Ballet for sheer sluttishness and in all honesty, I myself was shocked to my very core by her disgraceful behaviour! As will see this week, Diamond attacked me like a hungry Labrador in search of a juicy bone! There was a time when the image of the Prima Ballerina was one of innocence and virtue and now look! Diamond has managed to drag these fine values down into a world of sleaze and depravity, a world in which yours truly reigns supreme!

Long legged, luscious and just 18!
This week I heard the tragic news that my local pimp Gustav had upset the locals and found himself minced up and added to the mixture that they make hot dogs out of, so I had to find a new pimp. Well Igor came up trumps with the amazing Naomi. She sauntered up to my apartment as bold as brass, standing well over 6ft in her heels. This was one of Naomi's first jaunts into the sleazy, murky world of, "modelling" and as your host, I was only too eager to show her the ropes, as it were. As you probably already guessed I just love long legged girls in high heels and who doesn't? So I was quite happy watching strut her stuff until my glasses steamed up and I realised that it was time to pounce!

Skimpiest denims on earth!
How these girls squeeze themselves into these tiny little shorts leaves me wondering how they don't do themselves a mischief! Stacy Snake as she chose to call herself (Although I do not believe "Snake" is a common surname in Russia) had written to me and demanded that I include her on JS. She explained, "Many Russian girl fuck you heap big time, why you leave me out, you no like a me? You wanna fuck me English, cos I wanna be fucking you! I am liking to wearing little denim shorts as big as postage stamping! and I am putting my hair in the bunches like what the grapes in the market arriving! I am also fuck very gooood, in Russian style!" Well, I am quite "au fait" in the Russian "Style" of fucking, it usually means me bei...