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laboricuacubanita

Posted at 11:31 PM on October 2, 2013

OMG! Ive been watching the Emmys since the mid 60s–48 yrs now. I have NEV . I have NEVER seen more UGLY dresses than @ this yrs Emmys! With the risk of sounding like Joan Rivers, here goes: Lena Dunham – absolutely hideous, gaudy, & even worse .. eyeshadow to match. Who does that? Ugh!; Quick! Hand me the barf bags for – Ana Hendy, January Jones; Zosia Mamet- looked like she was wearing a housepainter’s dropcloth…litetally! It also looked like thete was a Zoro mask covering her bust. Yuck; Laura Dern- wrong dress, wrong color, wrong style, wrong figure, wrong posture; Michele Dockery – wth? looks like she got dressed w/a blindfold on.. blood red mixed w/maroonish purple I have a headache; Mindy Kaling- cute as a button but sadly she was wearing a shapeless sack; Sarah Silverman- looked like a non-implanted Kardashian wanna be on a REALLY bad day; Betsy Brandt-looked grat if you like ready-mafe curtains found @ Walmart; Julianne Hough & Clare Danes- both wearing un-sexy nighties; Vera Farmiga – scared me! She was dressed for s Halloween fright night. Help…I’m scared!; Anna Ferris- the STYLE of her dress was actually very sleek..the color “sucked” ..sour VERY YELLOW lemons mixed w/ bananas & her “hair” looked like a cheap children’s play wig; both Sarah Hyland & Miyam Bialik looked like tastless poster children for the “Emerald Island.” I cant even give these ladies an “A” for effort.They need to find more competent stylists.

For me, it’s not about the size of Claire Danes’ breasts. It’s about the poor fit of the dress. It reminded me of that saggy, wrinkled Pepto Bismol mess that Gwyneth Paltrow wore the year she won an Oscar for Shakespeare in Love.

Best Dressed: Emmys 2013 Red Carpet Fashion — All The Best Looks

From left, Patrick Kielty and Cat Deeley arrive at the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards at Nokia Theatre on Sunday Sept. 22, 2013, in Los Angeles. (Photo by John Shearer/Invision for Academy of Television Arts & Sciences/AP Images)

Claire Danes, in Armani Prive, arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Julianne Hough, in Jenny Packham, arrives at the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards at Nokia Theatre on Sunday Sept. 22, 2013, in Los Angeles. (Photo by John Shearer/Invision for Academy of Television Arts & Sciences/AP Images)

January Jones, in custom Givenchy, arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California.(Jason Merritt/Entertainment/Getty Images)

Anna Gunn, in Romona Keveza, arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California.(Jason Merritt/Entertainment/Getty Images)

Heidi Klum, in Versace, arrives at the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards at Nokia Theatre on Sunday Sept. 22, 2013, in Los Angeles. (Photo by John Shearer/Invision for Academy of Television Arts & Sciences/AP Images)

Kaley Cuoco, in Vera Wang, arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Lena Dunham, in Prada, arrives at the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards at Nokia Theatre on Sunday Sept. 22, 2013, in Los Angeles. (Photo by John Shearer/Invision for Academy of Television Arts & Sciences/AP Images)

Elizabeth Moss, in an Andrew Gn gown and vintage Neil Lane jewels, arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California.(Jason Merritt/Entertainment/Getty Images)

Jane Lynch arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Anna Chlumsky, in a Badgley Mischka gown and shoes, a Judith Leiber clutch, and Forevermark diamond earrings and bracelets, arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Mayim Bialik, in Oliver Tolentino Couture, arrives at the 65th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on September 22, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)