Done a few IQ tests before, and they take a long time to do so I googled a "quick IQ test". Found one that only had 10 questions. Answered them. They asked for email, wrote email. Got email... only 8 bucks to see the result.

What the fuck?

I thought it was an IQ test, how stupid do they think I am?

Guess I passed.

By not paying for the results, you pass the real IQ test.

That is not dead, which can eternal lie - and with strange aeons, even death may die.