miraistreak

The Commandments of the WWE IWC

If you were to lurk on any of the dirt sheets, you would think the IWC is a bunch of hypocritical, indecisive lunatics who are just never happy. Which is not true at all, we are happy sometimes, it just lasts shorter than a New York minute.

The truth is though, there are some rules to make most (but never all) of the IWC happy. So instead of being all serious and boring, I'm going to have some fun.

WWE IWC Commandments:

1) Thou shall love heels more than faces

2) Thou shall not be a great face without one good heel turn

3) Thou shall realize we will always try to turn a heel face.

3) Thou shall not be predictable.

4) Thou shall not be unpredictable when we want it to be predictable.

5) Thou shall always like the veteran Jobber of the Stars who hasn't won a world title yet.

6) Thou shall love to hate John Cena as a wrestler

7) Thou shall hate The Miz, because it's The Miz

8) Thou shall not have a quick rise to the top unless you act like one of our old favorites.

9) Thou shall be built slowly to develop and win us over unless it's The Miz.

10) Thou shall always want the old vetreans.

11) Thou shall hate that the WWE brings back old vetreans.

12) Thou shall always want Rider

13) Thou shall love the indy star who wrestled for ROH and now for NXT.