Chinese probe to dark side of the moon accidentally lands on Decepticon base

Megatron and the rest of the Decepticons are ‘royally hacked off’ after a Chinese moon-probe landed slap bang on top of their secret base, we can reveal.

The probe was the first time anyone has landed anything on the far side of the moon, because up until now nobody wanted to annoy the notoriously short-tempered and belligerent robots.

However, in a move which the United Nations has denounced as ‘rash and dangerous’, the Chinese space agency disturbed the slumbering alien mechanoids with a probe allegedly bearing the words “Starscream is a wanker” on the side.