Griffin was spoofing Jim Carrey's recent, totally random ode to "The Help" star Emma Stone, in which he declared his love for the actress: "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We'd laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?

"Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to." It goes on from there.

Carrey later tweeted that it was, indeed, a bit, but that everything he said was true. Including taking longer to pee?