We’re temporarily forgoing our Here Comes Honey Boo Booboycott to bring you a breaking story: Mama Honey Boo Boo’s granddaughter, Kaitlyn, whose mother is 18-year-old high school senior Anna, was born with an extra thumb and is already drinking Mountain Dew, surprisingly not straight from her mom’s breasts.

Tabloid reports have claimed that outspoken matriarch “Mama” June has mocked her 5-week-old granddaughter Kaitlyn, who was born with four fingers and two thumbs on the right hand. Not true, June, 33, says of the reports. “We have embraced [the abnormality]. It makes Kaitlyn more special to us.”

The baby, whose mom is June’s 18-year-old daughter Anna, was born on July 26 weighing 6 lbs., 2 oz. June, herself a teen mom who was just 15 when she had Anna, has been helping to care for Kaitlyn while Anna prepares to finish her senior year of high school in the family’s hometown of McIntyre, Ga. (Via)

I’ve never understood the “extra special” comment. Does that mean everyone who has a “normal” amount of fingers is less important than someone with an extra appendage? Does that mean WE’RE the freaks? Anyway, Kaitlyn having three thumbs isn’t out of the ordinary (1 out of every 500 babies has an extra digit), but the Mountain Dew thing, well, I’m no doctor, but I’m going to GUESS that a month-old baby ingesting a sugary, carbonated liquid that turns mice into jelly is doing more harm than good. It’s no crab juice, that’s for sure. On the plus side, at least it’s not Diet Mountain Dew. That stuff with turn your body into a toxic waste spill-site

CLASSIC PUMPKIN. It’s like a real-life version of that X-Files episode, “Home.” We will now go back to pretending this show doesn’t exist. Please do the same, 2.3 million people.

“June, herself well on her way to subhuman troglogdytery, a blubbering mutant of a human being whose very existence is indicative of America’s status as a contemporary crumbling Roman Empire, a gaping wound in the world whose very maw gives atheists pause that, perhaps, just perhaps, the Beasts of Revelations were real, when she had Anna, has been helping to care for Kaitlyn while Anna prepares to finish her senior year of high school in the family’s hometown of McIntyre, Ga.”

I’m pretty sure giving Mountain Dew to a baby will fuck up it’s insides, they need a lot of nutrition because they are so weak. Plus I’m sure their stomachs won’t be able to handle it. That baby is fucked.

An 18 year old girl with Mountain Dew coming out of her tits is a gamer’s wet dream, they could suck on boobies and not even have to pause Halo. We could then get this family off of…. (TLC? TLC) and onto G4 where they belong.

I had a similar deformity when I was born, but as the thumb was useless it was cut off. I have a tiny (very sensitive) wart-like nub on my right hand that most people barely notice. I have two younger siblings who were born perfectly normal. I was hyperactive until I ran headfirst into a wall before I could walk and afterwards I was quiet and contemplative and went through grades like last year’s frontrunners for the Republican Party. My younger brother was born perfectly normal and wet the bed until he was 15, blocks everything coming his way with his face and has never met a blunt he didn’t smoke. He drinks Mountain Dew. I drink scotch.

Thank you for invoking the most terrifying episode of X-Files that ever existed. I don’t think that the baby’s the freak here, these people are a dangerous kind of special. Who the hell gives a newborn Mt. Dew? Wanna beer baby girl? Idiots.

I get that alot of people feel that this show and family is a train wreck. But to say that this family including the baby deserves to be killed and that the baby has no chance is just so wrong in my eyes. That baby did not pick it’s family so how about showing some empathy for her? I will never understand why so many people are so evil and can say such horrible things. This baby will grow up and be able to read all of these horrible comments about her and her family. She will read all of these hatred filled comments and remarks and I am sure that will be a terrible day for her. I am sorry but that is not ok. Why not follow the rule that if you don’t have anything nice to say then don’t say anything at all. For those who hate this show and family why do you take the time out to make fun and put them down? It just bothers me so much when people think they can say whatever they want because they are hiding behind a computer screen and a keyboard!