Uber-cool cowboy Paladin tries to shut down US military torture shack in the 1880s (complete with Guantanamo Bay style pep and Dick Cheney style nutcase). Coincidentally published on what would have been star Richard Boone's 92nd birthday.

A desperate attempt to get 'Homeboy' released on DVD so that I can finally retire my last remaining VHS tape. (BONUS: attempt #1 at convincing the world that Wrestlemania is a far more important cultural event than the Academy Awards.)

Combining literary analysis and cultural theory to demonstrate: a) the pop culture I like is art; and b) the pop culture you like just proves how stupid you are. (BONUS: Full length version, horribly cut in print for blowing too many minds (aka being too long))

The ABC's Spicks and Specks, SBS' Rockwiz, Channel Nine's Keynotes with Richard Wilkins, The Final Countdown by Europe. Just because I love 'em doesn't mean I don't have nasty things to say about 'em. (BONUS: senseless use of the word 'hipsters')

Cloverfield, King Kong, Godzilla, Panic in Year Zero!, The Day the Earth Caught Fire, Armageddon, The Core, disaster movies, monster movies, the reason Peter Jackson's King Kong remake sucks, and a cheap shot at J. J. Abrams.

An attempt to revive a 40 year old controversy over Patrick McGoohan's finale of The Prisoner, sidetracked by David Chase's The Sopranos finale and references to Blake's 7, Roseanne, The Wonder Years, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Doctor Who (the old one), Doctor Who (the bad one), Cheers, M*A*S*H*, and St. Elsewhere. (BONUS: an always welcome reference to Xena: Warrior Princess)