“I like children with mint sauce.” Who said that? I already know, but I thought you could have fun guessing

*Best results occur when there is good communication with me by phone or email Bahlaqeem sounds awesome. I wonder if they can cure STD over the Internet. If so, do I put my penis on the phone. 👿 :wtf: and it is only 60 dollars. I can go to the hospital for less.

Depends if they are served Southern style (chicken-fried chilluns with hot sauce) or traditional (with gravy over mashed potatoes). With Southern, a cold beer will do, traditional demands a robust Cabernet. :kiss:

I don’t think i would choose to go with a “babysitter” that thinks writing your ad with a pen and a piece of paper was the best way to get your message out there. I think i will bypass this lady, and drop the kids off at child services myself.

A babysitter that advertises on a scrap piece of paper is almost as bad as a lawyer who gives legal advice on bar napkins.

But, to answer your question, if the child is between ages 2-6, a nice chilled white wine will suffice nicely. However, if the child is between 7-10, room temperature red wine is quite lovely. Any child over the age of 10 is considered too filling for the average “wine and kids” party, therefore, it should be served with onion dip and beer.

Bob, my man….I try not to state the obvious. Yes I did see the unholy hand of the Bush regime in that poster, but I was trying to stay out of the fray. Laura writes, obviously, the way her cognitively challenged husband speaks.
Peace to all….