Website Tells You How to Succeed as a Sports Groupie

by Rayne Millaray

Sure-fire ways of bedding a pro athlete?

As if celebrities didn't have enough trouble with groupies and gold diggers: Sports groupies have now begun to team up, and trade supposed sure-fire tricks to land a celebrity ... but only if he “can barely speak well in an interview.”

With an informational series entitled How to Land a Baller and Ballerific Lifestyle - Gold Digger 101, the ladies (and a few gentlemen) at BallerAlert.com will tell you exactly how to coerce the celebrity of your choice into showering you with gifts and attention. From what to wear, to how to stand, to how to talk, when they're finished with you, you'll be ripping off ... Ahem! dating a sports star in no time. And they're not just talking about the single ones.