The media has been hitting us over the head with Anthony Weiner’s peen for over a week and now we can finally look up to see what’s been fucking with our brains. The guest of honor that got Anthony Weiner into this mess finally took its place at the head of the Internet table. Blogger Andrew Breitbart, who had been holding onto Wiener’s dick picture as insurance, let the dick slip on Opie & Anthony’s Sirius show today.

The picture lets you know what it would be like if you were drunk and were about to lick on Weiner’s huge donkey nuts during an earthquake. Meaning: it’s blurry and taken from the beej giver’s point of view.

You know it’s Weiner’s because it leans to the left. But shit is so out of focus that if you told me it was CoCo frolicking into the white foamy waves, I’d probably believe you.

(Not safe for anyone planning on not ordering the Jewish chorizo for lunch) Click here to see it. And now I can say with complete confidence that I’ve done my part for my country.

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