today i saw joe paterno up close & in the flesh for the first time. & he waved at me! then he macked on some jogging chicks in sports bras while blocking traffic. he’s a cute little old man, & instantly i felt guilty about all the dirty things i’ve done with my joe pa life size cutout…

if you have any information regarding jodinand’s whereabouts, please contact your local authorities. we miss you jodee! we hope you are safe & that you return to us soon! every time i drop down my favorites menu, my mouse hovers over fuck you long time & i pray that maybe you have returned. a tear sheds & my heart sinks with every “The page cannot be found” message. so if you are out there jodee, please come home! i’ll let you touch my thingy…