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Gary Stanton on "Chris Huhne forces ex wife to run London Marathon on his behalf"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60096#post-174565
Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:27:49 +0000Gary Stanton174565@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>4 stars? You miserly c***</p>
<p>Sorry, that was a bit harsh
</p>Gary Stanton on "Chris Huhne forces ex wife to run London Marathon on his behalf"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60096#post-174564
Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:27:04 +0000Gary Stanton174564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Ta.<br />
Brett came up with the original gag. He also edits a music magazine which is both<br />
brilliant and under-read sicmagazine.net<br />
A fine chap who deserves more recognition than<br />
he gets
</p>Squudge on "Chris Huhne forces ex wife to run London Marathon on his behalf"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60096#post-174562
Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:19:31 +0000Squudge174562@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>vg</p>
<p>the last line is both brilliant and redundant
</p>Gary Stanton on "Chris Huhne forces ex wife to run London Marathon on his behalf"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=60096#post-174561
Sun, 21 Apr 2013 16:09:34 +0000Gary Stanton174561@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Currently banged up former cabinet member Chris Huhne has cajoled his ex wife Vicky<br />
into taking his place in the London marathon on his behalf, according to reports.</p>
<p>Huhne was due to compete in the race but pulled out after being sentenced to<br />
eight months of degradation and bum fun in an open prison.</p>
<p>Estranged wife Vicky Price,69, has reluctantly agreed to take the 26 miles on Huhne's behalf<br />
despite suffering from the long term complications imposed by rickets.</p>
<p>Price's only prior experience of distance running had been of trying to catch a bus to<br />
Marble Arch after being stripped of her driving licence.</p>
<p>But Huhne convinced Price to prepare for the gruelling ordeal by competing in last week's<br />
ill-fated Boston marathon insisting it would do wonders for her angina.</p>
<p>Price would have been instantly recognisable to millions due to her characteristic stumbling gait<br />
and her 10 foot tall gorilla costume.</p>
<p>Huhne has also persuaded her to carry a placard advertising the sale of his BMW,<br />
claiming it is 'in both of their best interests' that the car finds a buyer.</p>
<p>The disgraced former MP stood to win a £20 bet with fellow inmate 'Racist Terry' if his ex wife achieved a<br />
personal best of not suffering a massive coronary.</p>
<p>Ms Price hoped that by completing a marathon that she never wanted to run in the first place,<br />
she would help to raise awareness that her ex husband is a massive twat.</p>
<p>hat tip to Brett Spaceman @sicMagazine for the original idea
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