I thought that seeings as Santa is coming soon... I should decorate the Secrets coffee table with an awesome display of fanned out Crayolas..... I must warn you all... speshially C L A I R E that I will have a locked off camera on them too.... so anyone who feels tempted will be watched.....

i heard............that once.......................she peeled off the paper :jawdrop:

Claire

07-12-2008, 12:52 PM

It was the voices... They made me do it.

Dawn

07-12-2008, 01:38 PM

I saw her put the green one up her nose...

Ursula

07-12-2008, 01:46 PM

Righty ho...... thanks for the insider information..... I can make plans now.....

Tink

07-12-2008, 02:07 PM

Ooooh, what a lovely Crayola fan!!!! :yes:

C'mere by me Claire. We'll stay out of trouble together. :yes: Watch our Helly's legs though. They do like to wrap themselves in and out and around and althought that can be fun, ya' sorta' trip a lot.

Now! Brush those back teef will ya'? :eek: Sheesh. Yer gonna get us all in trubble.

Britchick

08-12-2008, 07:28 PM

pfffffft crayon no taste good :sorry:

Tink

08-12-2008, 07:30 PM

Well, now's a fine time to figure that out. :rolleyes: Brush harder. There's still a bit back there on the pointy edge. Hurry now!!! Or do you WANT our Helly to catch you red teefed? :eek:

Claire

08-12-2008, 08:59 PM

Want to borrow some floss? I only used it twice.

Britchick

08-12-2008, 09:04 PM

Want to borrow some floss? I only used it twice.

cool, i can wipe the plaque off with a snotty tissue!

Tink

09-12-2008, 12:50 AM

Oh my gosh. I am going to be sick. Seriously! :eek:

SUBJECT CHANGE!!!!!

OK, Helly! Crayola fan all nice for Santa. No teef marks, no peeled paper...all are perfect.

Can we put sweets between the crayolas? Santa likes sweets. :yes:

Johnie

09-12-2008, 12:58 AM

Of course Santa likes sweets! What are we going to leave him? Surely he must be sick of cookies by now :unsure:

Ursula

09-12-2008, 01:02 AM

Nope... *sulks* I packing away the Crayollas..... no one here is sensible or mature enuff to enjoy the simple things in life... it all gets ruined.... quivering bottom lip and blurry eyes....

Tink

09-12-2008, 01:02 AM

Well, I was reading something about the different things children leave for Santa in different countries. The article said in Ireland they leave... THE GUINNESS! :D :D Not so sure that is really the case, but it made for good reading. :D

Your uniform is red and green for Christmas. (That cattle prod is a big zapper so be careful)! :eek:

Ursula

09-12-2008, 01:07 AM

Places one single Crayolla back on the table.... more will get put back when I feel more confident...

Tink

09-12-2008, 01:09 AM

:hug2: That's a good idea, Helly! Just a few at a time until your trust has been restored. :yes:

(You could make Brit give over her teef too... just sayin').

Ursula

09-12-2008, 01:15 AM

I not good with teef... I dropped my Dads teef down the toilet once after I'd been and hadn't yet flushed it. I was tipping the water out of his denture pot when out they slipped through my fingers and down they went. I had to roll me sleeves up and fish them back out and then scrub them clean lol.... He still doesn't know to this day. And it was only a number one thank god and not a number two or he'd be toofless right now and I would have had to confess.

Ursula

09-12-2008, 01:17 AM

I'm going to hell aren't I? I can tell.....

Johnie

09-12-2008, 01:21 AM

welllllll....I did see this handbasket sitting in the corner......but I thought it was for me :unsure:

Tink

09-12-2008, 01:23 AM

Hey! You got them out and then cleaned them up! :yes: I'd say that was pretty angelic! :yes:

Did I ever tell you about the wonderful old woman I used to take care of in a Nursing Home (about a zillion years ago). She got ahold of someone else's teef? She was tiny and those teefs were HUGE! She got them jammed into her mouth and came walking down the hall with these great big TEEF ... Let me tell you, it was some kinda fun getting those out of her mouth! :eek:

Ursula

09-12-2008, 01:26 AM

OMG! I wouldn't have been able to do it for laughing so hard.....

Tink

09-12-2008, 01:35 AM

To tell the truth we were DYING!!!! We had to take turns trying to get them out, 'cause we'd have to leave the room and laugh so hard we'd cry...

She wasn't aware of what she was doing. She was the sweetest woman. Her name was Rosa and she was this teeny tiny sprite of a woman. Those teefs were HORSE sized!!!

Dawn

09-12-2008, 08:17 AM

*hands Johnie the prod*

Do not press the red button unless they are being REALLY persistant. :wink:

Tink

09-12-2008, 12:58 PM

Thank you Dawn. :yes: Johnie will give it back... I think... :unsure:

Johnie

09-12-2008, 01:37 PM

I will.....unless I become giddy with power........then you might have to wrestle it away from me!

Ursula

09-12-2008, 02:10 PM

To tell the truth we were DYING!!!! We had to take turns trying to get them out, 'cause we'd have to leave the room and laugh so hard we'd cry...

She wasn't aware of what she was doing. She was the sweetest woman. Her name was Rosa and she was this teeny tiny sprite of a woman. Those teefs were HORSE sized!!!