The gender difference is sad. Ladies don't be ashamed of your vaginas. It's the portal through which life enters the world. Menstruation is merely a reminder that your holy portal is functioning properly.

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Mostly just trying to hide a lump in pants but there was one time I went skiing and wiped out and tore my jeans and underwear and took a few minutes to find out why people were disgusted with me unknowingly spilled out onto the snow then had to ride 100 miles in nothing but sweatpants right behind the female I had a huge attraction for.

Yeah was in the locker room after football practice in the 8th grade changing and didn't notice my wang hanging out of the front opening of my boxers until a teammate said "Ew yo dick hanging out!!". That was about it.