It’s good to be old and fat and rich. If you’re one of the world’s few straight fashion designers, all the better. Old queens like Calvin Klein occasionally bring out their fully dressed boy toys in public, but there’s not quite the same acceptability for gut-buckling Roberto Cavalli and his 26-year old ‘niece’ laying out on the beach after pumping air into his penis and closing her eyes for the three minute bad grandpa horror show. Double standards are a good thing, if Roberto would just put his leather smock back on.