Universal Studios conspired to elect Obama?

While Universal Studios had a selfish agenda in supporting Africa above America, the repercussions of their logo and casting decisions run deeper than they may have expected. As they shovel their hedonism down our throats, Hollywood prances around with the naïve, uninformed belief that Barry is who he says he is.

My brothers and sisters, I must confess that earlier today, I gave into temptation and watched a Hollywood movie — that damnable Devil-spawn that studies have shown brainwashes us into the secular, sex-filled lifestyle of the West coast. It was produced by Universal Studios, and even in my two-hour popcorn-enriched moment of weakness, I maintained my ever-appreciated keen sense of observation. I saw something fishy in the Universal Studios logo:

The globe is set on the terror-filled country of Africa.

Take a closer look as it goes on:

It's turning, much like I do in bed while having nightmares about our future.

And here is comes, a name that could only be matched by “Lucifer” itself:

Universal Studios.

Bam! If you are a vigilant patriot like me, you must be asking why the Universal Studios globe logo was centered on the nation of AFRICA, of all places, when the company is based in the good ol’ U.S. of A.?

Hmm, I wondered. There isn’t much that comes from Africa that relates to America, is there?

But wait!

Barry Hussein OBAMA comes from Africa, specifically Kenya. It’s obvious that Universal Studios, like the rest of left-wing Hollywood, is trying to indoctrinate us and our children into being “tolerant” of foreign countries – particularly Obama’s birthplace. When we finally prove to the ENTIRE American public that Barry was born in Kenya by distributing his REAL un-American birth certificate, everyone will see the light.

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But until then, monsters like Universal Studios will continue to brainwash many Americans into rejecting our LEGITIMATE concerns about the illegality of the Obama pseudo-presidency. Colluding with numerous other horsemen of the Armageddon, the production company already managed to coerce us into voting for this clown back in November 2008. (I’ll address the voter fraud concerns in a later post, my friends.)

And besides the logo, it’s clear that Universal Studios has always supported that black supremacist agenda by releasing a disproportionately high number of African American movies with very scary themes. Blacks only made up 13% of the US population in 2008, but according to the National Film Study Institute, about 56% of Universal Studios characters are black. That’s awfully fishy for a company that claims to be committed to diversity. When you release movies like American Gangster, which is all about black people dealing drugs and shooting whites to avenge their slave ancestors (it’s been hundreds of years now, can we just forget about it now?!), you’re forced to ask why they call us the ones who are racist!

I see so-called “blaxploitation” movies like that and Ray and wonder why this company is so bent on encouraging racial rifts in this great country of ours. It’s like they’re throwing us back to the days of Malcolm X. It’s no wonder they were so intent on putting a Black Panther in office. The reasons for Universal and the rest of Hollywood wanting the most liberal thug of our times to hold the reigns of power are clear.

They want the corrupt government, and in turn the good American people, to accept their ghastly lifestyle. They expect us to bow down in submission as we allow them to carry on their unholy carnival of sex and drugs; they expect us to sit back like cuckolds as they rape the very memory of Our Savior. It’s no wonder God whips them annually with forest fires and earthquakes.

While Universal Studios had a selfish agenda in supporting Africa above America, the repercussions of their logo and casting decisions run deeper than they may have expected. As they shovel their hedonism down our throats, Hollywood prances around with the naïve, uninformed belief that Barry is who he says he is.

Do you want one of these near your child?

But the fact remains – it’s clear Obama supports Islamofascist terrorists not only because his socialist policies are in clear violation of American values but also because he IS a Muslim in disguise. He is closing down Gitmo because he wants to ship the most dangerous terrorists of the last century into our neighborhoods. Just imagine a time when your little son’s tennis game is interrupted by a turban-man blowing himself up at the service line. Imagine a time when your little daughter’s Bible studies are interrupted by the unforgiving clacks of an AK-47. That time is the future according to Obama. And that’s what Universal Studios – knowingly or unknowingly, but probably knowingly – has ushered in for America.

It’s like you’re asking for a nice cold Budweiser and they’re giving you heroin. We the people are telling you, Universal Studios, to stop with the force-feeding of internationalist agendas. It’s your responsibility to listen to the American people. That’s how capitalism works. I pray that you listen to the voices shouting in your ear just as I do for my own voices – listen! Instead of pumping out raunchy propaganda like Frost/Nixon (defaming a brave president), Knocked Up (encouraging promiscuity), Mr. Bean’s Holiday (why couldn’t he take “holiday” in America instead of sissy tax-and-spend France?), and Inglourious Basterds (featuring too much cruel and unusual killing, and we all know liberals can’t spell), they should do the American people a favor and release some good old-fashioned conservative movies like Left Behind and The Birth of a Nation. I would pay to see those.

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So wake up! This is a slap in the face of all Americans. This so-called American film company has been nothing but supported by the good faith of the American people for years upon years, and this is how they repay us — by shoving some foreign towelback agenda down our throats? Well, I won’t be having any of it. We can continue to be sheeple, go to the theaters, pop those DVDs in our TVs, and sit back in apathy. Or we can do something about it. If all Americans stop watching these movies and quit financing these Hollywood mongrels, then the liberals will be stopped dead in their tracks. The purchasing power of the American people is the only thing that keeps ‘em afloat, as we know non-Americans are too poor to watch movies.

There are some who will try to put doubt (the Devil’s puppet string) in your minds by muddying the waters and saying that my observation is misguided. But I tell them they are falling for the age-old logical fallacy called ad pedanticum, which happens when you have to nitpick to prove a conclusion that does not stand up against the downpour of our FACTS. The left-wing media often falls for this fallacy, which is one reason why they’re always so biased.

Some of these no-gooders might argue that the Universal Studios logo only starts off at Africa and turns to include other parts of the world. But I laugh at these fools! Why should we be forced to see other parts of the world, which are by default inferior to us, in the logo? Why should we be forced to accept them? If you ask me, the globe in the logo should only show the USA in the whole segment. Just one simple static image of good ol’ America is all I ask for. And scratch out socialist Canada and leper-filled Mexico while you’re at it.

These naysayers got it wrong. This is much more than an issue of some crummy movie studio logo. Our country is being taken over by the moneyed, elitist fiends of Hollywood. But don’t take my word for it.

The facts are laid out here for all you to see. Is this just a string of innocent coincidences leading up to the election of the most dangerous ruler in modern history? Or is it yet another brainwashing attempt by the multi-billion dollar liberal film industry to sensitize us into accepting a president (or ahem, pseudo-president) from Africa? You decide.