Dizzy: Who you?
Dizzy is now Offline.
Dizzy is now Online.
Dizzy is now Offline.
Dizzy is now Online.
Dizzy is now Offline.
Dizzy is now Online.
Kirbyfactor: my Kirbyfactor
Kirbyfactor: are you sell sunbeams fro?
Dizzy: for what?
Kirbyfactor: what are you current offer?
Dizzy: earbuds
Kirbyfactor: how many
Dizzy: I dont know now(
Kirbyfactor: Would you accept a max?
Dizzy: no
Kirbyfactor: if I add pip-boy #1?
Dizzy: determine tomorrow, I need to consult
Kirbyfactor: okidoki
Dizzy is now Offline.

And now we wait
(for those of you that don't know, I'm buying back someone's unusual)

Dizzy: Who you?
Dizzy is now Offline.
Dizzy is now Online.
Dizzy is now Offline.
Dizzy is now Online.
Dizzy is now Offline.
Dizzy is now Online.
Kirbyfactor: my Kirbyfactor
Kirbyfactor: are you sell sunbeams fro?
Dizzy: for what?
Kirbyfactor: what are you current offer?
Dizzy: earbuds
Kirbyfactor: how many
Dizzy: I dont know now(
Kirbyfactor: Would you accept a max?
Dizzy: no
Kirbyfactor: if I add pip-boy #1?
Dizzy: determine tomorrow, I need to consult
Kirbyfactor: okidoki
Dizzy is now Offline.

And now we wait
(for those of you that don't know, I'm buying back someone's unusual)

[release]MattMan: Hi
MattMan: but
MattMan: steam trading is sadly down right now
MattMan: I'll hold onto your item(s) until it's back up, ok>
MattMan: ok?*
Black Virus: ага
MattMan: I'm sorry, what?
Black Virus: i am russia,human need to create one say?
MattMan: I'm sorry, but steam trading is currently down, and therefore I cannot give you your items.
MattMan: item*
Black Virus: it's sad
Black Virus: and finally can what happened to the exchange, before it was all just a garbage right now, what then?
[/release]

Apparently he's russia.

Edit:
He CAN speak coherently, any russians in here that would talk to him?
I think it'll be funny.

Edit2:
I put in the rest of the conversation, what is that sentence after "it's sad" even supposed to mean?