You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: hiStranger: asl?You: 21 female haitiStranger: you leave?You: yes...but my parents died Stranger: i am sorryYou: I prefer not to talk about it :'(Stranger: okStranger: horny?You: WHAT?!You: not really!Stranger: have you picture of you naked?You: yes...Stranger: can you send it to me?You: wait a min..You: http://yfrog.com/efmenakedjYou: have fun Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello random strangerYou: i'm not a stranger...you know meYou: i'm santa claus!Stranger: lolStranger: so why didnt i get that diamond ring i asked for ??Stranger: i have been goodYou: OH! It was yours?!You: I gave it to my wife to get a BJStranger: i hope it was a bloody good oneYou: hell yeahStranger: let me guess your from usaYou: without teeth it's AWESOMEYou: no i'm from North PoleStranger: aaaahhhhh thats grosssYou: not for an old man like me >Stranger: im stumpedStranger: i really have no answerYou: I'm used to itStranger: how old are you then 102 ?You: 220You: and with all my teeth!Your conversational partner has disconnected

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: NiggerYou: hey! I'M SATAN, i hate nigs too1Stranger: Hello SatanYou: hi faggotStranger: You are but a mere peasant in my presenceYou: Not...really,Stranger: I beg to differ, peasantYou: Prove it, cuntYou: I'm gonna torture you and peel you ballsackYou: then you're gonna eat it, spiced up with your ass hairStranger: You clearly have vast inferior intellect to a god like me.You: GOD?!You: OH SHI-You have disconnected.

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You: Hum... another TOUGH day at work...You: Torturing souls is tiringStranger: it couldnt have been as hard as my penis is atmYou: ... If you talk about it one more time, I will peel your ballsackYou: then you'll eat it, spiced up with my ass hairStranger: hmmYou: I fucking know where you live, I'm fucking SATANStranger: well my bum is nice and tender atm too... if your're into that kinda stuffYou: Sodomy...hum...temptating...but only with CHICKStranger: i have a knife at hand, anyting for youYou: It's hard to fuck 5 chicks at the timeYou: oh!You: I'm gonna fucking rip your guts out!You: And make a ceremony for MYSELF haha!Stranger: oh, well do i get a prize or somethingYou: Awesome tuesday night in perspective!Stranger: like, "contestent number 100000"You: Hum... You'll have a Vagina?You: But no titty, only manboobsStranger: O.o, that'll be interestingYou: Also no dickStranger: well what happens to it once its offStranger: can i fram it?You: you must eat itStranger: or is it against the rulesYou: and give me your soulStranger: i gave you my sole a long time agoYou: seriously?Stranger: and AIDs but thats a different storyYou: sorry, I cannot hav STDs, I created them You: YOU must have aidsStranger: ohh... you lil devilStranger: WIATYour conversational partner has disconnected.