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It’s not summer in New Bedford until a junked up sludge bunny shows up at a school with her two kids, tips over a garbage barrel for them to play in, and then takes a nap in the middle of the sidewalk:

Pretty standard Saturday afternoon parenting in New Bedford. Sometimes you gotta just hit the crackpipe a little early and take your kids to park for good ol fashioned trash wrestling.

This walking yeast infection’s name is Mary Medeiros, and she’s everything you dreamed she would be and more…

And…..we’re off to a great start.

Her section 8 bukkake burrow is exactly how you imagined it. As you can see, she’s been doing a lot of grocery shopping…..at Honey Farms..

I love to eat dinner next to an ashtray full of discarded Newport Lights.

Obviously she keeps the burrow in pristine condition.

In case she ever wants to have special time with some of her hepatitis hoodrat beef magnets!

Notice she’s labeled the toilet:

Just so she knows that this this where she’s supposed to drop off her New Bedford nuggets, instead of taking her monthly bath in there.

What are the odds a skag like this would be into the dog filter?

Obviously.

She’s also a fan of the “My story isn’t over yet” filter:

Which of course means, “I’m high as fuck right now, but I’m still alive, so there’s a slight chance I might get clean one day.”

Let me guess, she’s also a fan of the “I am that girl” filter?

Never fails.

This is a new one:

Hunny, the only thing you’re not guilty is washing your hands after Diego the friendly neighborhood heroin dealer took you to poundtown behind the dumpster at the Westlawn projects.

She wisely elected to show up on the post to defend herself New Bedford style…..

“People pass out all the time from the heat.”

It’s true girl. Sometimes I take Turtlegirl Jr. down to the park and I just pass out for a couple hours on the sidewalk. But not before I dump over the trash barrel and go discount grocery shopping with Mr. Turtlegirl.

Relax guys, she was only passed out for 10 minutes…

But wait, here’s what she posted later that night (or the next morning when you look at the time stamp):

Yea guys, she’s totally not a junkie queefbox. She just naps on sidewalks, has to be woken up by the cops, and then randomly wants to go out partying at 3:30 AM. Lots of people do that.

She had a perfectly reasonable explanation for this post that I can’t wait to hear Uncle Turtleboy read out loud in all caps voice on Turtleboy Live this weekend…

I have no idea what any of that means, because I don’t speak New Bedford. But it sounds important. VERY important.

She was claiming that she posted this at 3:30 AM because she wanted to do a Dunkins run…

Nevertheless this poundcake had no shortage of friends and family who were there to defend her honor…

True that cuz!! Who hasn’t passed out from a mid-day bender and left their 5 and 6 year old boys unsupervised in a New Bedford park?

Another strong point from cuz. You all are making asses of yourself for judging this All-Star parent. Everyone’s laughing at you, not the DCF Mom who took a nap in the trash and had to be woken up by the NBPD.

Oh, and this is always a good excuse:

Oh good, the “only God can judge” patrol has made an appearance, and they’re worried that this might appear on Turtlboy. Because obviously it will. And yes, you read that correctly, she actually said this:

“You never know when you can be in a situation similar.”

No. Just no. I will never, ever, ever be in a situation remotely resembling this. The fact that Kristin seems to find this situation relatable makes me pray she hasn’t fired any bang trophies out of her baby cannon.

Also, I really can’t stand when people trivialize suicide like this. Thanks to Michelle Carter you can’t even express an OBVIOUS opinion that mothers shouldn’t behave like this in public because it MIGHT lead them to commit suicide. If you commit suicide, that’s on you. And honestly, her kids might actually have a chance in life if that happens. Sorry, not sorry.

Anyway, if Mary wants to come on Turtleboy Live this weekend and explain herself, this is the official invitation.

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She’s definitely on heroin or some type of opioid as you can see her pupils are constricted (pinned) in some of her pics. Also, her behavior of passing out for an hour or two is exactly what many heroin addicts do after shooting up their dope. So yeah, 99% chance that she was using heroin.

Her excuse that it was her “thyroid medication” is BS. I too have a thyroid issue and have been on the same medication and thyroid medication actually wakes you up, similar to having a coffee (or a few), it doesn’t make you sleep. I accidentally took my thyroid meds at night and no matter how hard I tried and even after taking my sleeping pills and extra, I couldn’t sleep that entire night.

No one sleeps right after smoking crack. She’s definitely on heroin or some type of opioid as you can see her pupils are constricted (pinned) in some of her pics. Also, her behavior of passing out for an hour or two is exactly what many heroin addicts do after shooting up their dope. So yeah, 99% chance that she was using heroin.

Oh, and her excuse that it was her “thyroid medication” is BS. I too have a thyroid issue and thyroid medication actually wakes you up, similar to having a coffee, it doesn’t make you sleep. I accidentally took my thyroid meds at night and no matter how hard I tried and even after taking my sleeping pills, I couldn’t sleep that entire night.

Yea this dirty smelly ass bitch gave me a stolen check i cashed for her then had nerve to block me n tlk shit..its ok guess it pays for the time she saw me n jst dropped to her knees n blew the life outta me…

Just from a pharmacist standpoint –
A doc would never prescribe 25mg of paroxetine. It’s dosing is done in 10mg increments.
Also, thyroid medication is done doses in mg (milligrams). It’s dosed in mcg (micrograms).

I’m not a pharmacist but I have hypothyroidism/Hashimoto’s and am on medication. While everything you’re saying makes perfect sense and is legit, I just wanted to comment that many people don’t realize the dosage is in mcg and not mg. I only noticed because I’m OCD and read all my prescriptions. I have family members with thyroid problems and when we’ve talked about our medications before, they told me their dose was X mg and I had to correct them and tell them that it’s actually in mcg, not mg.

I believe this woman is completely full of shit and just knows someone with a thyroid issue, maybe a parent or close family member since she knows what medication they take, and decided she would try to pass that off as her excuse. Too bad she didn’t realize that thyroid meds wake you up instead of putting you to sleep. It’s almost impossible to sleep after taking thyroid meds and I have tried it when I accidentally took my thyroid meds at night. I tried taking my prescription sleeping pills and even doubled the dose and still could not fall asleep that entire night.

Considering her pupils are constricted (pinned) in some of her pics, it looks like she’s addicted to heroin. Heroin is the only drug that would make someone pass out like that for an hour or two, be so difficult to wake up, and then go immediately back to passing out just moments later. 99% chance she’s addicted to heroin. I hope her kids get taken away and she gets the help that she needs.

You’re “that girl”? Which one? The girl that won the Jake LaMotta Look-Alike contest?

There has to be some kind of way to keep smackheads like this cunt from having children. They should be forced to have her tubes tied. It only sounds unfair until you realize how unfair it is to the kids who haven’t done anything to deserve the shit hand they’re dealt by scum like this.

This is EXACTLY the type of thing that TBS should be reporting on. First, the community should know what is going on as this is a safety issue and DCF should take her children. Second, maybe she’ll be ashamed enough to get help and get clean.

I’m pretty good at being able to tell when someone is on drugs or not and many of her pics just scream “HEROIN ADDICT.” I’m a recovering heroin addict myself with over 10 years clean and this is the type of story that makes me never want to relapse and remember how stupid I looked when I was using. At the time, I thought I was so slick and that no one knew and always tried to come up with BS excuses and stories to try to cover up things I did when I was high and needed people to call me out on it and stop enabling me to finally get help.

Maybe you think this is trash but I’m guessing that’s only because you’re either the woman in question or you know her. If you do, please tell her to get help and go to rehab. There are plenty of detoxes and then rehabs that she can go to for free (since she likely has MassHealth) all around Mass. Please urge her to go to detox and then to a long-term inpatient program for at least 4-6 months and then move into a sober house for another year or so and all of this is completely free. I can even provide you with a list of all the women’s treatment programs in Mass if you would like. I don’t want to hear any excuses like she’s on the methadone clinic or in outpatient (IOP) or therapy or some other BS that doesn’t work. (I’ve been on both methadone and Suboxone and 90% of the addicts I met that were also on the medication used drugs or alcohol and/or abused their medication.)