This was posted in a similiar thread at my snowmobile forum.
They post up the ad's text there.
This was for a Yamaha Race Mod Sled...

Up forsale here, ladies and gentle drum roll please....... Is a 197old Yamaha Enticer 340. This is a full mod race sled. It appears bone stock, but absolutely destroys any and all in the fields.

She'll rip a mad donut in the grass, and she don't care if there's a dusting or 6 inches she a fan cooled unit. Speedo doesn't work, but I'd guess it runs about Mach 3-3/4 as my facial hair turns to dust after a wide open run across the hay field. It shows 2980 miles on the odometer, but she shows her mileage like jenna jameson. But hey looks aren't anything right? A little fade on the hood and a few cracks in the seat add character to this mint unit.

Anyways enough hehaw shittin, this sled wants you just as much as you want it. I will not sell it to someone who is going to restore it, or mount it on the wall in their Yamaha themed TV room. This sled deserves a hard beating on every ride. Pinned to the fackin wood, sideways in a ditch. There are no free test rides without cash in hand, however if you can blow her up on the test ride ill cut our final agreed on price in half because this GEM in Indistrutable. She cranks right up in 1-3 pulls, no matter how wet she was when I was last done riding her hard

I recently serviced the carburetor, installed a fresh set of solid resistor BR9ES NGKs, a quart of farm and fleet 2-cycle oil and Ofcourse, 93 octane PREMIUM PERFORMANCE gazz. Fuck, even the lights work. Who could go wrong buying this? I have no registration or title paperwork proving my ownership of this machine other than a ratty bill of sale from when I bought it from a fellow farmin man. But who would steal such a prime specimen anyways?

I'm asking a FIRM $500 dollars that's fully negotiable. I will not accept your broken gay ass laptop in trade. I will not take stripper change, bring bills $20 or larger or please stay home. Even though I'd love to wrap a C-note around a wad of 5s and act like a Go Hard OG pimp.

Please feel free to email me if you are seriously interested in examining my Entice Modmobile, and I can provide you with my cellular tellular digits with acceptance of text, FaceTime and or old fashion man to man discussion. Thank you for viewing my Craigslist ad!