It was less than a week ago that Sony Pictures dropped the Aaron Sorkin-penned Steve Jobs biopic, but Universal Pictures has just swooped in and picked it right up!

It's like the movie had under 10% battery life, and then your bestie who borrowed your charger admitted he lost it, but then someone just whipped out a new charger! And that person was… Michael Fassbender.

That's right, instead of a Christian Bale Jobs, Michael will be playing the part of the late Apple co-founder!

We're just so glad an actor finally committed to the part. With Danny Boyle attached to direct, you just know it's going to be incredible.

Congrats to Michael, and congrats to Universal! Congrats to us too! This movie is sure to amaze, and we'd gladly wait outside for a ticket as long as would for a 6 Plus!

In an AH-Mazing bit of news, director David Fincher has reportedly said he'd only direct the Aaron Sorkin-written Jobs biopic if Christian Bale decided to play that American who hustled to create and lead Apple to its golden age!

No word yet on whether Christian would accept the part, but look at him! He looks exactly like him! You don't need to be in the genius bar to see the resemblance!

Likewise, Sony has not commented nor has producer Mark Gordon's company responded to this story.

CLINK. CLINK. Wait, what's that sound? Oh, that's just the noise of dozens of Oscars preemptively falling from the sky for this project!

Music legend John Lennon is poised to do what few foreign born folks have done before him — get his likeness plastered on a U.S. stamp!

Well, it's not for sure yet, but the U.S. Post Office has approved him as a candidate!!

If they do indeed choose the Let It Be Mailed singer, it would be a bit of brilliant news for the bazillions of Beatles fans living in the States! Especially those who get extra indecisive at the USPS checkout counter!