Newsbusted Exclusive: Obama To Register Illegals as Democratic Voters

The earthquake felt in Washington DC earlier today had nothing to do with the movement of the tectonic plates. It was the reaction of concerned American voters who were about to have their individual votes watered down thanks to President Obama’s new program for illegal aliens. Learn all about the new program in an exclusive report from Jodi Miller, anchor of Newsbusted the twice weekly programfrom Newsbusters.org.

Other reports included in today’s edition are; the secret reason behind the Presidents recent bus tour, how Warren Buffett plans to follow up on his demand that rich people pay more taxes, the probable result of President Obama’s job program which he promises to finally release sometime next month and one famous fast food worker who is losing his job thanks to Obamamomics.

Please don’t let yourself miss this special episode of Newsbusted. Because if you do, the SCHMOTUS will come to your house in the middle of the night to explain why he endorses China’s one child policy.