19 Of The Funniest Police Blotters Ever (PICTURES)

Let's face it: police blotters can be one of the most entertaining parts of a newspaper, when they're funny. Who doesn't love stories of crime gone wrong or police getting called into highly ridiculous situations? We can't verify the validity of all of these hilarious news briefs, but we can guarantee you'll get a kick out of them. Vote for your favorite!

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19 Criminally Funny Police Blotters

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Look, when you work at Wendy's you've got to be tough. (Via College Humor)

It was probably the computer gnomes. (Via Reddit)

Good thing their parakeet named "Gun" was inside. (Via Oddee.com)

Actually, 77% of police interactions end with he phrase "Beat it." (Via Funny Or Die)

Canadians are known for their lack of flashlight related crimes. (Via 11 Points)

Or, The Case Of The Forgetful Consumer. (Via Reddit)

The children went from being very scared to very excited. (Via Oddee.com)

The rolling pin is the signature weapon of the gang known as "The Betty Crocker Boys." (Via 11 Points)

That must've been a huge burrito. (Via Boing Boing)

During his escape the criminal was caught due to the rules of Freeze-Tag. (Via Oddee.com)

Some people just can't keep the crazy to themselves. (Via Criggo)

Hopefully he doesn't ask for permission to escape from prison. (Via Oddee.com)