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Today if I tell you that I’m going to select a PERFECT DRINK for you using the stars, you might roll your eyes, or call me a lunatic. Well, believe it or not your Zodiac Sign has much to say about your boozing desires and apathies. Remember how you always like beer while your best friend is a wine person – seems random? Well, ask your stars!!

ARIES (MAR 21 – APR 19):THE IMPATIENT DRUNK

Aries are passionate, impulsive and impatient. They want everything spiced up and what better than Vodka with tomato juice aka Bloody Marry! With their genial nature an Aries always make sure everyone is having fun at the party. They love speed, and definitely won’t sit around for hours patiently sipping from a glass while waiting for the effects of a drink to kick in. They want everything instantaneously, so bring out your dirtiest Tequila shots and watch an Aries light up like a fire cracker.

TAURUS (APR 20 – MAY 20) : THE GOURMET DRUNK

The Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace; every sip is an experience in itself and every subtle nuance of the drink is sophisticatedly discerned by this gourmet. Ruled by the goddess of desire – Venus, a Taurus likes everything sweet. Their sign – The Bull depicts persistence. Pour them a glass of deep, full bodied, earthy red wine, and they will stick to it for years to come.

GEMINI (MAY21 – JUNE21): THE MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DRUNK

The symbol represents twins and they are known for their multiple personalities. They are talkative, energetic and always eager to try new things. If you are at a party and see someone chatting around with everyone while holding a completely different drink every time – it is a Gemini. They are primarily social drinkers, and prefer to drink at bars, games, parties, etc. If they had to choose, they would settle for something light and playful like Beer but once in a while they may just get in the mood to party hard and reach for that shot of Tequila.

CANCER (22 JUNE – 22 JULY): THE FAMILY-MAN DRUNK

Cancers are innately emotional, caring and nurturing. Most Cancer-born values their home, loved ones and comforts more than anything else. Thus a strict no, no to exotic & fancy drinks, they prefer unpretentious beverages. A cancer will be seen drinking local beers, homemade wines or Margaritas at home around family and friends. Due to their naturally sensitive nature a Cancer may crumble into an emotional disaster after a few too many drinks.

LEO (23 JULY – 22 AUG): THE YOUR-MAJESTY DRUNK

Leos, much like their name, are strong, courageous and regal in their lifestyles, ways and expressions. Nothings less than Crystal Champagne will please the most glamorous Zodiac Sign of all, the Leos. They love to shine and bedazzle the crowds with their luxurious taste and generosity. Once they are a few drinks down they are very cheerful, loud and will surely add some life to the party.

VIRGO (23 AUG – 22 SEP): THE HEALTH-AWARE DRUNK

Virgos are meticulous perfectionist, health aware and sincere. Virgins or Virgos can be equally a joy as they can be a pain. While Leos love pomp, Virgos are just the opposite. They will go for a very subdued and simple cocktail which will be nutritionally balanced and have a lot of goodness in it to compensate for the damage the strong spirit is causing the body. They prefer drinking the most exquisite whisky or fine wines which need not be the most expensive of the variety. With their predilection to impose order on their drinking habits they will never chug down their drinks.

LIBRA (23SEP – 23 OCT): THE SOCIAL DRUNK

Libra is the most refined of all Zodiac Signs. It is unlikely for Libras to experiment with crazy new concoctions. They will normally go for a classic and stylish cocktail with a bit of sweetness in it. Librans prefer light beers, or a mixture of rum and fruit juices. Libra is a very gracious and social sign, they love having a girls night out while enjoying the classy yet sweetish cocktail – Cosmopolitan. Charming as they are, once intoxicated Libras are also known for their lack of self-control.

SCORPIO (24 OCT – 22 NOV): THE INTENSE DRUNK

Scorpions are intense, secretive and manipulative. They like dark & strong drinks like tequila or premium dark beers that goes with their deep mysterious charisma. Be on your guard, they would love to get you tipsy to learn your secrets. But in general, they’re great drinking buddies & brilliant conversationalists. Being the most sensual zodiac sign a Scorpion is also well suited for some seductive red wine.

SAGITTARIUS (23 NOV – 21DEC): THE NEW EXPERIENCE DRUNK

A true adventure seeker by birth, they are always in the lookout for new experiences. Bring out your experiential cocktails and your most bizarre recipes, the Sagittarius will dive into them without an ounce of uncertainty. A Sagittarius holds traveling close to their heart and wants to try new and exotic labels. They are complete believers in the phrase ‘When in Rome do the Romans’. They may pick up a bizarre Korean Vodka when in Korea or a glass of Ouzzo in Greece.

CAPRICORN (DEC 22 – JAN 19): THE DEPENDABLE DRUNK

The sign represents steadiness. Capricorns are dependable, classy and one would rarely see them intoxicated. Even if they are seen with a glass in their hands it’s probably a business dinner or an office event. They are traditional and time-tested quality is of utmost importance when it comes to drinks. Capricorns with their classy elegance enjoy each sip slowly and fully. They favor premium sprites and elite brands. An expensive bottle of Cognac or some accredited Wine would suit their conventional and sophisticated spirit.

AQUARIUS (JAN 19 – FEB 18) : THE UNPREDICTABLE DRUNK

With an ever changing personality, getting drunk with an Aquarius can be an experience of its own. An Aquarius can sometimes be an eccentric, sometimes really cool, sometimes an intellectual, sometimes a smarty-pants, but at all times they are without a doubt the greatest of friends. Aquarius astrologically matches drinks that will suit their intellectual nature and something that they can sip through a conversation; bubbly Champagne or a sweet Jägermeister is the perfect drink for an Aquarius.

PIECES (FEB 19 – MAR-20): THE MYSTICAL DRUNK

The symbol represents mysticism. A Piece’s lives in two worlds – real and mystical. They are compassionate, creative, and oversensitive; secretly yearning to escape the harsh realities of everyday life. Thus they share the greatest fondness among all Zodiacs for this mystical drink called Alcohol. Absinthe, or Jack Daniel’s and Coke are the drinks for them. They may also like Vodka.

Did this article nail your drinking personality? Or are you a bit of a peculiar soul? Drop a comment below to let us know.

DISCLAIMER: While a lot of research work was put into the article, this is meant to be a fun read. We are all unique individuals with diverse tastes. Also, image has been obtained from the Internet.

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