The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.

The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.

Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.

Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs

2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power

Tanya: Where should we go tonight?

Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.

Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day

Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best

Derogatory term for a sexy man. Generally used by women when talking about guys they want to fuck.
Usually gorgeous, great in bed, hench, great in bed, amazing hair, great in bed and a hardcore cage fighter. Loves the sex, and makes YOU love it too. Also seriously funny, in a black kind of way.
Tends to be a bit of a dickhead sometimes, and the baddest silver-tongued motherfukka who ever lived (basically swears a lot).
This applies to all people called Jack.

Three women at cage fight...
Sexy woman 1: "Wow, hes so sexy"
Sexy Woman 2: "Yeeaah, I want some of that Jack"
Sexy woman 3: "Oh god he's such a Jack: GET INSIDE OF ME!"
All : "JAAACCK! Have sex with me."
Jack: "Shat the fack ap you faackin bitches (cockney). I'll faackin fack the free of ya when I faackin want to. You faackin got that you faackin cunts. I gotta do anuvva faackkin cage fight naa, but afta I've faackin faacked ap this next faackin tossa, Im gunna fack one on you like a faackin fack machine. Now make me a faackin sandwich you faackin cunts."

A very moist boy-man-child with a creepy smile and a butters hairline. Jack will perv on girl's boobs and will, if encountered with the chosen female to bond with, he will perform a cleveland steamer to the woman's breasts. To meet a Jack is very unlucky and must be avoided at all costs, the Jack is most likely a French, thin young man that loves to moisten his very small ball sack.

He loves to poke you on Facebook nonstop and in real life if you are not careful. Always carry pepper spray if you ever come across Jack. He is a very dangerous one that has Ebola and Aids.

Girl: Ugh there was this creepy guy at the club, I think his name was Jack