(06-01-2013 02:27 PM)Percepticon Wrote: When I was a more liberal Jesus-freak, I used to tell people that atheists are good because even though they don't believe in god,they have god in them at their core. I believed the source of all good was god, so anytime anyone was good, it was caused by the spark of the divine in them.

That's not so bad.

delusional and stupider than shit but not that bad.

A new type of thinking is essential if mankind is to survive and move to higher levels. ~ Albert Einstein

"I kind of want to get flames tattooed on my penis; like a racecar. Women will think it's cute when I stand at the end of the bed, fully-primed with my flame-rocket pointed at them and I make a 'REEOW'! racecar noise before leaping into bed."

"If every 14 year old girl in America can do it without groaning, surely I can handle it." (About the piercing)

"Maybe he really was just a friend who needed 2 hours in her locked bedroom to simply cry on her shoulder for a bit."

"Hi, I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses and I'm going door to door today..."

(06-01-2013 05:34 PM)Misanthropik Wrote: "I kind of want to get flames tattooed on my penis; like a racecar. Women will think it's cute when I stand at the end of the bed, fully-primed with my flame-rocket pointed at them and I make a 'REEOW'! racecar noise before leaping into bed."

"If every 14 year old girl in America can do it without groaning, surely I can handle it." (About the piercing)

"Maybe he really was just a friend who needed 2 hours in her locked bedroom to simply cry on her shoulder for a bit."

"Hi, I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses and I'm going door to door today..."

"Come on...the remake of Total Recall can't be that bad."

No, dude, you usually never said JW at the beginning... unless it was close to break time and you wanted the door slammed in your face to get it over with.