"There once was a great American named George Henderson. He met a woodland ape, or a sasquatch, and despite its dangerous message of environmentalism became his friend. And when the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, so birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle, George Henderson summoned the strength and, by God, he did it. Did it hurt? You bet it hurt. Like a bastard. But he did it because it was the right thing to do....for the woodland ape."

I missed the end-end (I left when they started singing) so I dunno if that got better. I think if I'd known who any of the singers were (I didn't even recognize Sheryl Crow until Jack introduced her) it might have been funnier.

From what I remember, there was Michael McDonald, Cyndi, Sheryl Crow, Moby, two of the Beastie Boys, Mary J. Blige, Adam Levine from Maroon 5, Sara Barreiles, Clay Aiken, Elvis Costello... and other people that I can't remember.