Welcome to the NEW Reddit Championship Wrestling! Booking is done by the promoters based on the strength of promos and matches.
To join post your wrestler in the Character Creation Form and give us a quick rundown in the Picking Sides thread on how you wish to be booked.
Feel free to post or ask questions, any out of character questions should be prefaced with a [WS] or Worked Shoot tag and any in-character posts should have the [KF] or Kayfabe tag. After approval you win and lose according to your promo and match performance, but you may always cut a promo, have exhibition matches and start your own feuds as you wish. Ranked matches must be booked by your promoters to affect your ranking.

Mr. Tweeners: No, that will just slow him down. You need to get real stinky, like worse than the Homo Hobo or A drunk guy in a bunny costume. I'm talking nasty stinky. It's a very well known fact that Santa has a very sensitive nose. In fact I think he may have a hyper sensitive olfactory gland.

Chippie: That's the smartest thing you have ever said!

Mr. Tweeners and Chippie both run out of the locker room and are quickly spotted at the local animal control office demanding to be let in.

Chippie: Let us in! We need access to your captured skunks!

The door opens and a very confused animal control officer is brought up to speed on Mr. Tweeners plan. We see Chippie in a room full of 21 skunks trapped in cages. Mr. Tweeners and the officer are on the other side of the glass window. Mr. Tweeners pushes the button to talk through the wall.

Mr. Tweeners: You have to rattle their cages, you know piss them off.

Chippie begins insulting a skunk on how fat his mother is.

Mr. Tweeners: No, like physically rattle their cage.

Chippie gives a thumbs up and than starts to shake every skunk cage. Some of the doors open up releasing several of the angry skunks. Chippie begins to panic and scream. The skunks spray him over and over again until finally Chippie runs out of the room with a fog of skunk spray following him. The animal control officer holds his nose and starts screaming at Chippie and Mr. Tweeners to leave before it gets worse. Chippie runs out to his 1980 Subaru BRAT.

Mr. Tweeners: Get in the back! You'll stink up to cockpit!

Chippie jumps in the back as Mr. Tweeners slides across the hood and jumps into the driver seat. He turns the key and guns it back to the RCW arena with a very stinky Contagious Chipmunk in the back holding on for dear life.