If you're willing to jailbreak your Iphone, I believe this is possible. Take a look at this site which offers a perl 5.10.0 compiled and packaged for the Iphone 3G. It also requires you to have apt-get installed (is that standard for Iphones these days? update: which apparently you get by installing Cydia) and a few other prerequisites, but it should be possible to get it running.

Also, I believe(I don't own an Iphone, never will), it should be possible to compile your own perl on a jailbroken Iphone. The author of the above packages gives some hints on how to compile apps on an Iphone here.

When putting a smiley right before a closing parenthesis, do you:

Use two parentheses: (Like this: :) )
Use one parenthesis: (Like this: :)
Reverse direction of the smiley: (Like this: (: )
Use angle/square brackets instead of parentheses
Use C-style commenting to set the smiley off from the closing parenthesis
Make the smiley a dunce: (:>
I disapprove of emoticons
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