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Carnagehttp://lazyreviewzzz.com/2012/01/06/carnage-lazy-review/
http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2012/01/06/carnage-lazy-review/#commentsFri, 06 Jan 2012 23:27:29 +0000http://lazyreviewzzz.com/?p=11965After a fight between two boys leaves one of them with a few cracked teeth, the parents of both children decide to meet up to discuss the incident amicably. But after spending some time together, the wall of courteousness crumbles and their true characters spill out. That’s the entire plotline of Carnage, and it was really quite good. Their faux civility may have had splashes of awkwardness, but as that dissipated, the movie charged forward with gusto and hilarity. And though it was short and ended rather abruptly, this movie, with its delectable performances and writing, was really quite amusing.
]]>http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2012/01/06/carnage-lazy-review/feed/0Gears of War 3http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2011/09/22/gears-of-war-3-lazy-review/
http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2011/09/22/gears-of-war-3-lazy-review/#commentsThu, 22 Sep 2011 15:24:22 +0000http://lazyreviewzzz.com/?p=10889If you’re a fan of the Gears saga, then the question of whether or not to purchase the third and (hopefully) final installment is a no brainer. For me, I’ve grown tired of shooters, but the Gears trilogy will always hold a place in my carnage craving heart. And Gears of War 3, with its visceral textures, bone crunching, blood spurting effects, and overall superb graphics and gameplay, is a thoroughly entertaining conclusion. The only problems I had were regarding the repetitive and cheesy dialogue, unnecessary cut scenes, and the ending, which could’ve been better. Still, overall, it’s rather fantastic.
]]>http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2011/09/22/gears-of-war-3-lazy-review/feed/0Piranhahttp://lazyreviewzzz.com/2011/04/01/piranha-lazy-review/
http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2011/04/01/piranha-lazy-review/#commentsFri, 01 Apr 2011 22:32:46 +0000http://lazyreviewzzz.com/?p=8191There’s no doubt about the fact that Piranha is a bad movie. However, what they could have (and should have) done was play on the ridiculous concept by making it an entertainingly stupid carnage-a-thon. Instead, unfortunately, they tried to make it somewhat serious, and only brought out the real blood-fest an hour into the movie. And by the time the carnage came, I was too bored to care. Furthermore, not only did they slay Ashlynn Brooke, a supreme hotty, but the amazing Richard Dreyfuss was only in it for a minute before he was killed also! How dare they!
]]>http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2011/04/01/piranha-lazy-review/feed/0Centurionhttp://lazyreviewzzz.com/2010/12/02/centurion-lazy-review/
http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2010/12/02/centurion-lazy-review/#commentsThu, 02 Dec 2010 21:12:10 +0000http://lazyreviewzzz.com/?p=6035I’ve always had a soft spot for gory battle sequences, especially those based in ancient Rome or Greece, and Centurion fed that wanton desire for carnage gloriously. Now, if this would’ve been a bad movie technically, I wouldn’t have been able to enjoy the grotesque violence as much as I did. Not to say that the story was great, in fact, it was fairly standard and, I’m sure if I thought about it I’d find some flaws, but it doesn’t matter because it was good enough to keep me interested and was able to bridge the brutal battle sequences well.
]]>http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2010/12/02/centurion-lazy-review/feed/0Natural Born Killershttp://lazyreviewzzz.com/2010/05/07/natural-born-killers/
http://lazyreviewzzz.com/2010/05/07/natural-born-killers/#commentsFri, 07 May 2010 19:57:52 +0000http://lazyreviewzzz.com/?p=1917Natural Born Killers, a carnage soaked satire about serial killers, was shockingly provocative, rife with symbolism, and masterful directing. The acting was over the top, but it was fantastic and fit perfectly with the movie. Even more so, the style was simply unforgettable. If you can stomach the gore, I suggest you give it a watch, but let me warn you that you will probably want to see it again, as I do. I can see some of the messages woven into the fabric of this movie, but there are still some subtleties that I haven’t grasped yet.
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