Don’t live in Southern California if you don’t like the sound of flip flops. Flip flops are okay even in the office of a lot of places here. Here’s my peeve though: loud mouth breathers. OMFG THAT’S INFURIATING

What I have realized living with my man is that I am generally cleaner in the bathroom. I don’t leave gross shit around or excessive hair, but he cleans better than I do. He is okay with getting down and dirty to get shit spotless. I get grossed out and avoid things if they look ucky. So my bathroom stays clean longer but his ends up being cleaner overall.

Well this makes me feel better. Seriously, everything was spot on. And I remember one of my very short “relationships” (I put it in quotes because it was like a month until I realized he sucked), when we were breaking up he said, “Good luck finding a guy who will have sex while you’re on your period!” So apparently I have a lot of luck because even my casual hookups have been fine with it. Even when I felt kind of gross and wasn’t sure if I wanted to, he reacted to me the exact opposite way if I was gross. Mature men don’t give a shit about that stuff.So there.

Adapt people. I always wrote from the back of my notebooks, never used felt tip pens because they don’t dry fast enough, bic pens work pretty well. And since I wasn’t good at playing soft/baseball anyway, I just used the regular glove and learned to throw with my right hand. This actually worked really well for bowling and pool too. In pool, I never have a bad angle because I can switch. I adapted to left-handed scissors too.

I was a leash kid. I love them. My sibling and I would beg to use them. It was fun. I’m not sure if my mom convinced me it was fun (manipulative parent measures)or if we decided on our own. People’s aversion to keeping kids with them when they may not have a 8 arms like an octopus weirds me out. Mind your own business and let parents survive.

Emails do get lost or at least delayed. I frequently email myself because my school and work emails are separate. I have emailed myself a paper before only to have it arrive three days late. That sucked.

So much gelatin in all these things. What the hell? This is disgusting. Is this why there were all those jokes about hating jello when I was a kid? I never understood it. But hell, if you put it in everything from your meatloaf to your tuna, who would like it?

I love cheese. But it’s not good for you and I try to stay away from it as much as possible. Sometimes, though, nothing is better than a greasy pizza. In that moment, anyway. Afterwards, my stomach hates me.

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