How to make a bird house in three easy steps.
First, do not stay thirsty my friends. Instead,
Go ahead and quench your thirst.
Next, please move on to one of the following.
A: Give everything you own away.
B: Continue reading along with me.

Already, your bird house is almost complete.
You’re almost there… just a few more feet to the door. Then…
When you get in, go back out again and repeat until it’s sore.
Step away and say “eff-you-see-kay” with underlining intensity.
All right! Congratulations!
You can watch now as the squirrels dance up the tree,
Twitterpated and sweet for your treats.

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If you’re not listening when the birds sing,
You could be missing something amazing.