The internet is currently experiencing a trends of aggressive, over-the-top, you're-going-to-lose-your-fucking-mind-if-you-click-this-so-you-should-definitely-click-this titling. And it's stupid. So, we decided to take a look at what would ACTUALLY happen if you responded to articles the way these real Buzzfeed and Upworthy titles say you will.

We also decided to put that whole video in the form of reaction GIFs, because this is the internet and we want GIFs, dammit.