Songs-(All of the LINKIN PARK songs are my favs, so I'll just list the ones that are on my top 5) New Divide, Valentine's Day, Faint, Breaking the Habit, Somewhere I Belong, Viva La Vida, Clocks, My Life Would Suck Without You, Hot N Cold, So What, Funhouse, 21 Guns, Real World, I Don't Think I Love You

Fav Books:

The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories: Tim Burton

Cirque Du Freak Series (both original and anime)

Twilight Saga

Fav Zim Quote For The Week

Zim: "Go home and shave your filthy head with your bad self!"

-Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars

I think I quoted it right, if not, please correct me. Its been a long time since I've seen the episode (my disc got scratched and now it doesn't play right. :'(...)

Tim Burton Poem of the Month:

This newest section is in honor of the marvolous, twisted-minded man himself, Tim Burton: Creator of Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands and writer. This poem/short story is from his 1997 book The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories.

Roy, the Toxic Boy

To those of us who knew him

-his friends-

we called him Roy.

To others he was known as that horrible toxic boy.

He loved ammonia and asbestos,

and lots of cigarette smoke.

What he breathed for air

would make most people choke!

His very favorite to

was a can of aerosol spray;

he's sit quietly and shake it,

and spray it all the day.

He'd stand inside of the garage

in the early morning frost,

waiting for the car to start

and fill him with exhaust.

The one and only time

I ever saw Toxic Boy cry

was when some sodium chloride

got into his eye.

One day for fresh air

they put him in the garden.

His face went deathly pale

and his body began to harden.

The final gasp of his short life

was sickly with despair.

Whoever thought that you could die

from breathing outdoor air?

As Roy's soul left his body,

we all said a silent prayer.

It drifted up to heaven

and left a hole in the ozone layer.

Things I'm Currently Working On...

-Updating "A New Beggining" (I am trying extremely hard to get chapter 5 out, but school can get in the way...sorry...)

13.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME! ... Take me with you!"

14.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream .."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!”

16.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Copy and paste this to your profile if you laughed...Or are planning to do any of these thingsOr have all ready done any of these things

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

if you are planning to do all or one of these things then copy and paste it!

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

P.S. Sorry if I confused you in the beginning...hehe...my bad.

／l、（ﾟ､ ｡ ７l、 ~ヽじしf,)ノ

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

After review of Zim's data sent to the Tallest, they decide that Earth is actually a perfect planet to Invade. Zim is made a General but the problem is he's romanticaly involved with Dib and they house a wanted criminal. Decisions must be made on the status quo lie they live or to fight back for what they consider home and who they love Rating may change. some ZADR

Re-write to my somehow popular story 'My Only'. Earth belongs to the Empire, and Zim is given less than a heroes treatment. Blaming Dib, he allows himself to be captured by the human resistance. ZaDR/m-pregishness/obvious gayness. Don't like, don't read.

"Dad, is Dib going to die?" Gaz asked. "Not that I care or anything." "Of course not honey," the Professor said. "I won't allow it." Zim infects Dib with an alien virus, just to see what it will do. Zim/Gaz in later chaps. Rated for torture and odd sex.

Zim is told the truth about his mission and then commanded never to return to Irk again. Dib arrives later that evening, trying to break into Zim’s house. He is startled when he finds Zim on the roof, not even in disguise. Rated T for no real reason.

All I did for this is take songs I heard and re-wrote it to fit Invader Zim! ZaDR, ZaGR, ZaDR, and things from their POV- you name it, I have it! Read and Review! Pleez send me ideas and I'll dedicate it to you! NOW READ THE DARN SONGY THINGS!

It has been 7 years since Zim fist came to Earth. Dib is losing patience with their neverending, unchanging rivalry. When things go horribly wrong, the two realize that they are more alike than they ever would care to admit. Possible ZADR not sure yet .

With all that plotting and despising, you never stopped to think how much you loved him, and how much he loved you. You never realize that you truly love someone till they're gone." WARNING: Yaoi Character Death

NEW UPDATE! Dib applies for a job that results in unexpected consquences. Yaoi. Rating has changed to mature. Chapter three starts the mature content but alas, it continues. The majority of the story is teen, but several parts are now mature. Ah well.

The Irken laid slowly dying...bleeding...and freezing, in the cold white abyss...he thought it was the end for him..but his Earth nemisis was determinded to save his life. A December that had change their relationship completley forever...ZaDr FLUFF

Zim and Dib get pulled into SpongeBob's world when Sandy creates a portal machine. They have many different adventures. One problem is, how are they going to get home? My first crossover! No flames please!

Dib finally succeeds in capturing Zim and exposing him! Not to mention that he stole his girlfriend! Can he escape and get her back? Some mentioned ZADR early. Zim P.O.V. Second posted fanfic ever! ZAAR Zim, Amber. Amber created by INVADERZIM12