Dear Mistress Abigaille

Advice from a real Peer -
so it must be good!

Sometimes at SCA events, I notice the strangest
smell. It's like a combination of sweat, poop, and
vinegar. What is the cause of this? It's really gross.

— Lady Goldfish

Dear Lady,

Yes, it is really gross. No one wants to do a lot of research on the
subject, but I think you realize that it's caused by poor hygiene,
possibly brought on by laziness or a misguided effort at periodicity.
Since Febreze doesn't work on humans, I suggest you research
pomanders — and stand upwind of the offending party.

Dear Mistress Abigaille,

About 15 years ago, I wrote several articles that have been printed
in various publications throughout the Known World. Are there any
copyright limitations I should be concerned about? And does this
fulfill the Laurels' requirement that I have my work published?

— Anxious in Ansteorra

Dear Anxious,

You'll probably want to write some new articles soon. Only Laurels
can rest on their laurels, so to speak.

Dear Mistress Abigaille,

I can't stand the sound of screaming children, yet they seem to be
everywhere at SCA events. I hope that writing to you will call
attention to this problem.