More people claim that Jordan is basically the devil

Since we know that Peter Andre is a fan of our site
, we think it's only fair that we write stories that will make him chuckle. The latest bad PR for his dear lady ex-wife is that she's been accused of threatening to run over a young fan with her ridiculous pink horse box.

Some random bloke called Simon McMullen was having a family day out in the New Forest when they bumped into Jordan. Since one would normally assume that anyone pulling up in a huge, bright pink vehicle might not be averse to a bit of attention, he encouraged his daughter Hannah, 17, to go and say hey.

"She said to Hannah: 'If you don't move I will run you over'," Simon says (Simon says! Like the game! Sorry, we're easily pleased). "My daughter was quite upset. It was about what I expected." Ooh, Simon, quite the catty one, aren't you?

Jordan's mouthpiece, on the other hand, said that there's no way her charming client would be so rude. "That's not her way at all," he insisted, conveniently forgetting that we've all seen her on TV being, well, a little surly at times.

We're just glad Hannah escaped unharmed - we can't think of many more humiliating ways to die than being run over by a bright pink horse box with a glamour model and a cage fighter at the wheel.

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