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Trisha at eclectic / eccentric has a really fun post, Adaptations Lists and Giveaways, where she’s listed 5 books that she wishes were movies, and 5 books that she wishes never were. I have to agree with her on Eragon, one of the worst travesties done to a book EVER, but not on a few of the others. I enjoyed reading hers so much, I wanted to play to 🙂 So here’s my 5 and 5.

FIVE books that I’d trade a body part to be movies:

Nation by Terry Pratchett ~ It was fantastic, funny, had a great message, and it just lent itself to visualization. AND it’d have gorgeous South Pacific scenery that would be breath-taking on a big screen. I think that’d be worth a spleen, at least… I mean, what does that thing do, anyway?

Homer’s Odyssey by Gwen Cooper ~ Okay, I’d trade a cornea for this one. El Mochito, the Daredevil, the blind Wonder Cat who defends his mom from the burglar, and whose heart is so big that he enraptures everyone who ever meets him… well, except for Lawrence. He was too smitten with Vashti. It’d be way better than that Marley & Me movie, and BEST OF ALL, the cat would still be alive at the end. Gawd, I hated the end of Marley. I don’t want to think about my pets dying. I know it’ll happen, but don’t put it in my “feel-good” movie. Marley & Me was like being a manic/depressive for 110 minutes… and I still gave it 5 stars at Netflix.

There should be a special place in HELL for the people who made thes FIVE books into movies:

The Inheritance Cycle (or the movie Eragon) by Christopher Paolini, obviously. A place in Hell where they’re forced to sit in front of a movie screen and endure inane details of a random person’s life, but NEVER get anything good or inspiring or accurate. Every good part was cut from the books and then they watered down the surface story, left even more out, and called it a movie. First off, ERAGON is the name of ONE book, and yet they made the whole book series in this one movie. Nasuada is one of my favorite characters, and she’s an important character, but she’s no where in the movie. What about Eragon’s training with the Elves? and where’s Solombum, the were-cat? Grr… horrible rendering.

The Memory Keeper’s Daughter by Kim Edwards ~ That movie sucked so bad, I actually dropped my rating on the book after watching it. The book was complex and had depth, but the movie was just weak. Whoever made THAT drivel should be stripped of their sense of smell, have their taste buds seared off, be stricken color-blind and then spend eternity seated at a table loaded with all their favorite foods.

Hearts in Atlantis by Stephen King ~ You know, the sad thing about this one is, SK himself approved the script. The book itself has 2 novella stories to it, one centered around playing Hearts at college, and the second where the guy’s an alien hiding out and other aliens come looking for him. But the movie has NONE of the Hearts to it, and what’s left of the Atlantis part is stripped of all the magic that made me love it. In the end, it’s just another lousy Stephen King book-to-movie.

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini ~ Honestly, it’s not the movie makers fault that it was a bad book-to-movie. There was NO WAY for them to translate all that goes on inside the narrator’s head, the nuances of the people, and the sense of fear/doom/loss/inadequacy that made up this book. It wasn’t JUST about him not standing up for his friend and allowing him to be hurt, but it’s about how that one moment was the still point that his whole life and identity grew out of. I think it’s fair to give the movie people a pardon on this one.

The Hours by Michael Cunningham ~ Okay, I’ve never read the book, so I can’t say whether they did a bad job of making the movie, but here is what I can say: After watching that movie, I would NEVER read the book. What’s more, I don’t want to go near a Virgina Woolfe book because of it. It gave me the impression that her books are very depressing and I’d want to kill myself after reading it. I might’ve read one of her books before that, I think I even have Mrs. Dalloway somewhere, but every time I think about her books, I think about drowning myself in the bathtub and it’s all because of that movie.

A couple books being made into movies that I’m reserving space on my WORST movie adaptations EVER mental list are:

The Giver by Lois Lowry ~ right now, it’s set to come out 2011, but that’ll probably get pushed back. It’s suppose to be done by the director who did the last few Harry Potter movies, so they’ve had to wait for those to wrap up. I just can’t see how this book could work as a movie for the same reasons The Kite Runner was a miss. There’s so much going on mentally, how can they show that on the screen?

The Road by Cormac McCarthy ~ Viggo Mortensen as the man… big, big plus. It could really be another Mad Max or Blade Runner and be a raging success, but it could just as easily tank hard. It’s another one of those mental books, though the scenery could be amazing. They HAVE to have the cellar scene in it, though, or it’ll be a deal breaker.

The Book Thief by Markus Zusak ~ The book was perfection. A movie will screw it up. There’s NO WAY it can be done.

Oh, and by the way… Don’t forget to Trisha’s having a contest for this:

Giveaway:

If you make a post about this topic and leave a link in the comments section, I will 1) add you to the list below and 2) enter you into a giveaway for one of the following books: