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Guest Post: Garden Fairies Left Alone

We are garden fairies and we have been watching to see when Carol would post again and then we got nervous because we didn't see her for several days so we decided to post for her.

Yes, we are garden fairies and once again, we are saving this blog from near extinction.

We got to looking at some of the pictures she has loaded on her laptop and we are all like, "Whoa, these are not pictures of May Dreams Gardens where we live. These are from someplace else."

Then very calmly we figured out that CAROL WENT AWAY AND LEFT US ALL ALONE. But she is so stealthy that we missed this and did not take advantage of the opportunity for making more mischief and merriment in her absence.

We are garden fairies, and we will make her pay for this all summer, in ways that we will not reveal here as we do not want her to know about the extra weeds we will plant, the gloves we will steal and oh, yes, we may also take her first ripe tomato of the season and have our own Festival of the First Tomato.

Oops, we are garden fairies and we got a little loose lipped there. Forget we wrote that. Don't tell Carol or any gardener whosoever whatsoever can happen in their gardens while they are gone.

In the meantime, we are going to continue to look through all her pictures. My blooming radishes there are so many. Just look at this one!

We are garden fairies and we can tell you this is not a view from Carol's garden. This looks like a mountain top in North Carolina. Well, for heaven's sake. We are garden fairies, and we are not clueless. Carol went to the Garden Bloggers' Fling in Asheville, NC! We are garden fairies. Carol had she better bring us back some souvenirs or we are going to take measures.

Submitted by,
Thorn Goblinfly,
Chief Scribe and Organizer for the Garden Fairies at May Dreams Gardens

Oh I am sure she has many surprises in store for you. She probably didn't want to tell you she was going since she knew how sad you would be. I think you should look after the place nicely and not get up to any mischief. Thinking of planting weeds is a very nasty thought..... but I wont tell her if you go and pull them up right now.

Do not be surprised if Carol returns with new and nicer fairies to replace you. She has been to the mountain top forest where there are more fairies running about than you can imagine. It seemed much quieter around here this morning.

Dear Garden Fairies, Miss Prissy Pots here. I maintain the gardens for Mrs. Wise while she is away on these austere and worthy trips with your Ms. Michel and I am completely aghast at your behavior! Ms. Michel has finally allowed herself some well-deserved time of relaxation and this is HOW YOU TREAT HER?! If I drove I would definitely find my way up there and enlist you into "Miss Prissy Pot's School of Fairy Refinement" as I have done with Mrs. Wise's fairies. Ladies, it is time for you to learn to wear your fairy dust properly. Respectfully, Miss Prissy PotsGarden Caretaker and Plant Whisperer for the BWise Gardens Home Estate