Suit up

I’m clearly no fashion maven, as evidence by the Docs and cords I’m wearing right this very minute. But I know what I like. And what I like is a lady in a suit.

Sure, a gal in a stunning dress works wonders, too. But something about a woman in a well-tailored jacket and pants makes my capillaries expand, causing a rush of blood and things to get — what I believe the precise technical terminology is — “hot in herre.”

So, much to my pleasant surprise, the designs unveiled at New York’s Fashion Week have included a lovely smattering of suits. For women. Ellen DeGeneres must be in heaven.