There was one element of the film I was always curious about, though: the performance of Chris Klein as detective Charlie Nash. Evidently, it was so spectacularly bad, it almost rendered the film watchable from a guilty-pleasure standpoint.

That’s why I was overjoyed when I found this video featuring every single line that Klein utters during the film. Not only does this eliminate the need to rent/watch the film entirely, it is also compelling in its own right, an audio/video disaster as pornographic as a slow-motion train wreck. While a similar video showed up a few years ago, this one is more comprehensive and can also be viewed in high-def glory. Check it out after the jump.