What....
dangerous things do you do while driving?You mean besides hanging out the car window taking pictures? I don't have much time for anything else. I'm too busy explaining to the nice police officer that I just wanted his handsome mug for my scrapbook. It works if I bat my eyelashes just the right way.

are you allergic to?All things penicillin and a host of other secret agents. People, I can't even take Tylenol without getting sleepy.

is Satan's last name?Taliban

is the last thing that moved you?my car yesterday

is the freakiest thing in your house?

When.....is it time to turn over a new leaf? when I finish the page

will you be all that you can be?

I can't be anymore. Do you know how many names I have already?

is enough enough?
There can never be enough chocolate or too many peace globes. Go on. I dare ya. Google "peace globe" in images. It's a beautiful sight.

do you go to the dark side?Daily.

Where....
are your pants?
figuratively or literally?

is your last will and testament?I can't tell you 'cause Homer will hear

is your junk food stash?

is Carmen Sandiego?I don't care. She stole my hat!

Why....

was the Lone Ranger alone? He couldn't find a role-playing partner. It was seriously time to take off the mask. was The Scarlet Letter scarlet?'cause Scarlet was a bad bad girl.

are musicians sexy and plumbers not?Playing the pipes and cleaning the pipes are not the same thing at all.

....are there no seat belts on school buses? 'Cause no one would have room to put the guns and knives they bring to school.It's a safety issue.

Would you....

swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what? No. But I would channel an Englishmen. It worked for Shirley MacLaine!

forgive someone who deliberately hurt you?Deliberately? In my heart 70x70. In my head, not a chance.

rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth?I'd always rather have the truth. Period.

... still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window?Would you just float around in space for while?
I'm used to riding upside down. I'd be fine.