St. Petersburg, Florida USA

It’s Cyber Monday, so we wanted to offer our clients something high tech. Get your Bitcoin ready and feast your eyes on the carbon fiber Pro-Tech CQC7 automatic. This switchblade springs open with an authority matched only by a totalitarian government. The 3.25″ tanto blade is made of 154CM steel and it’s made right here in the USA. We only have a few of these limited editions in stock. $274.99

The Godfather, Godson, and Runt are some of the other Pro-Tech automatics we have in stock— the latter being the shortest of the bunch AND California legal! Please make sure switchblades are legal in your state before placing an order. Here’s a handy link to check.

Also, we’d like to remind you that there’s only one month left to take advantage of the $200 Rebate Heckler & Koch is offering on select models like the iconic USP Compact. This is a historic sales event, since HK doesn’t usually give a cuss about the civilian market. A $200 rebate is truly unprecedented.

That’s all for Cyber Monday, my friends. Remember: don’t trust anyone over the age of 12. Actually, don’t trust anyone– especially if they’re wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. Have a good one and God bless. — Evan