The more I think about this the happier I am that cameras weren't invented in the mid 70s. Otherwise there might be a picture buried away somewhere of me in purple plaftform shoes, purple flares and a tight purple jumper. Just thinking about it is bringing me out in a cold sweat.

The Glam Rock years - having your youthful sexuality defined by brickies in spandex and make up. It wasn't all David Bowie round here then, let me tell you.