Yup you peaked too early Duggan.
There's no living up to this.
Now settle in for a slow agonizing decline as the McCaulay Culkin of gp, grasping hopelessly after the string of your shattered dreams; your once dazzling promise fading to a pale shadow of irrelevance as your every effort goes unnoticed by a cruel, fickle public.

"Can you spare a quarter sir? I did the pissing ice cream cone poster; my name was in lights...