‘I was thinking about getting Lasik surgery. . . . I saw an ad, $150 per eye. Seems low. I’m not into bargain surgery, you know? . . . And $150 “per eye?” Who’s not getting the whole package, really? Are you telling me a lot of people are walking into the Lasik place, walking out like Popeye. “Yeah, I could only afford to fix one. Could you move over to my right a little bit, please? I’m waiting on a check to clear.” ’