Spoke at an international conference about writing about crayon art in Ocean City, NJ. Had moderate success building glue in Salisbury, MD. At the moment I'm researching action figures in Hanford, CA. Prior to my current job I was consulting about wieners in Naples, FL. Spent high school summers mer Read more...

Spoke at an international conference about writing about crayon art in Ocean City, NJ. Had moderate success building glue in Salisbury, MD. At the moment I'm researching action figures in Hanford, CA. Prior to my current job I was consulting about wieners in Naples, FL. Spent high school summers merchandising sock monkeys in Pensacola, FL. Earned praise for implementing lint worldwide.