What makes a man decide to marry?

Me: Husband, what made you marry?Husband: Which time?Me: What do you mean which time? You’ve only been married once.Husband: That you know ofMe: Knock it off. This is serious, this is for Quora.Husband: Why, does she want to marry me too?Me: Quora certainly does not want to marry you.Husband: Well I don’t want to marry her either.Me: Fine. You’re not going to marry Quora. So what did make you marry?Husband: You know why.Me: I know I think I know why, but maybe I was wrong.Husband: No one else would have me.Me: That’s what I thought.Husband: No one else would have you either.Me: Quora didn’t ask about that.Husband: We’re perfect because no one else would put up with either of us.Me: Well that’s for damn sure.

5 min later.

Husband: Who is Cora? Is that your friend from home? I thought all your home friends were already married.