i bought you, i love you, i want to subjugate you tonight i claimed you, i named you, can’t wait, you need to do me for life i think that you’re great, you give me such a clean place my japanese maid, you are my wife and my slave you do everything right, how did my whites get so bright? you are oh, so polite, and your v*g*n*’s so tight.

harajuku, heaven sent, pine-sol, lemon scent she’s worth it, every cent, she’s perfect in every sense i need some cooking, cleaning, don’t mean to be demeaning but when you feather dust my n*ts*ck it turn into a demon there was no other recourse, so many ch*r*s that you can do on all fours so many windows and doors, so many rooms that you want to explore so much dirt in the kitchen, so many dirty positions guess who’s cleaning dishes, guess who’s p*n*s gets kisses mine does, word up

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soft scrub, gloves are rubber, you’re the quicker picker upper draw a bath and bring me supper, she’s my servant and my lover there is no need for garters, my d*ck is getting harder go grab a swiffer, make it stiffer, stir it up for starters i like to whip you raw, work it nonstop makin’ me wish i had nine tentacle c*cks flirty little fox with animal ears on top i’m about to j-pop got her on lock down in my dungeon devices now that i know that she’s priceless she could be my bubblegum crisis i don’t know what that means