I have one and only one Google News Alert set on my Google account. It is for Kim Richards and I set it when she was getting into trouble with the law. I’ve never taken it off, mostly because I keep forgetting. Lately there as been an influx in Kim Richards alerts so I thought […]

By Guest Contributor Becky J. I hope everybody is staying safe and dry in the midst of Irma. Prayers up for those whose homes and families are in jeopardy. At least we have good TV when reality is depressing, right? Brandi, Stephanie and Cary are getting ready for their trip to Memphis. Cary has a sweatshirt […]

I don’t know who this young lady is who posted the photo on her IG last night, but I need her to be a Tamara Tatttles spy. The RHOBH have been filming for several weeks now and have just returned from a cast trip to NYC for fashion week. During that week, Rinna guys and […]

Lisa Rinna is known for never turning down a chance to pull in another paycheck. Currently, she is filming for two networks shows in addition to the RHOBH filming that is currently underway. I’m really excited about her return to Days of Our Lives in the role of Billie Reed. I’ve been watching that show […]

There are a couple of grown women who are not handling losing their Bravo jobs well. For the most part, Phaedra Parks is trying to rehab her image. She’s hanging out with “family” we never knew existed on Instagram, and with few exceptions, she isn’t spending her time taking digs at her former cast mates. […]

TMZ is reporting that LVP and Todd are being sued again over an alleged physical altercation with a female owner of a dog rescue shelter. According to TMZ’s Report, Spot Rescue is suing Ken Todd, Lisa and the Vanderpump Dog Foundation claiming Ken got pissed when Spot’s executive director refused to provide pooches for a fundraiser gala […]

Brandi Glanville is making all kinds of news today, and none of it for anything good. First of all, it seems that both Brandi and Joanna Krupa are finally arguing about how Joanna’s privates smell. Last week the news was that Joanna’s ex (soon to be ex?) husband Romain Zago was deposed about her aroma. […]

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I feel like I start this post about RHOBH every year about this time. It’s time for my annual Eileen Davidson meltdown where I worry that she is not coming back. Then she ends up back on my TV and I’ve worried for nothing. So let me walk you through the source of my anxiety […]

As you may recall, Kyle Richards used to talk about her lady sitter on RHOBH from time to time. If not directly on the show, she would joke about the lady sitter making her go home from a party or in some way keeping her out of trouble during interviews with the press. Well, all […]

AN END IS JUST A NEW BEGINNING 😉. . . Going live soon, meet me there! THANK YOU #RHOBH & scene 🎬 REAL is real the #Sassoon way. A post shared by U HAVE A CHOICE (@edensassoon) on May 3, 2017 at 2:35pm PDT The way the story has been told is that Eden was […]

Mikey made me do it … Miami nights 🙌🏻 1. This is my pre DWTS body🦄 2. I am not currently in Miami but am in NYC 3. I posted this knowing most of you would be judgmental and couldn't resist a chance to tear me down and I was right. 4. Go be offended […]

Okay, last night on WWHL with…Lea Michelle and I already forget who…at the very end of the show, they mentioned that Rinna and Dorit were going at it on Brad Goreski’s Instagram. Why Brad’s Instagram? Well, apparently Brad is friends with Rinna. Brad asked Rinna on his IG via a gif similar to the photo […]

Tonight we have to go through some more bunny business. So let’s get straight to that. Annnnnnd of course we have to replay the whole stupid scene again. Andy and Kyle seem to think this is hilarious. Andy just wants to be sure he gets the bunny for the clubhouse. If Kim was so afraid […]

E! News recently interviewed both Ryan Murphy and Andy Cohen about bunnygate and Ryan was steadfastly on Team Rinna. The NBCu news outlet suggested using the housewives as the basis of an upcoming season of either Feud or American Horror Story and threw out some great ideas like, Feud: Jill and Bethenny and American Horror […]

Most nights it feels like I have just recapped the previous week’s show. But for some reason, I had no memory of the first part of the reunion until I started pulling photos. It feels like a lifetime between this episode and the last one. We already know the big moment of tonight’s episode when […]

I’ve just come to the end of my rope with Kim Richards. I think that she is just to broken, and has been since she was a child to ever recover. She claims she is doing great, but clearly she has missed a whole lot of steps in her recovery. She REALLY needs to […]

If you’ve been reading Tamara Tattles for a while, you’ve probably noticed that my opinions on the housewives shows and the housewives themselves change from season to season. This season of RHOBH has been a lot more fun to recap than RHOA. As this season comes to a close, I’m going to miss it a […]

I am trying to get through all of my email from last week. There seemed to be a whole lot of it I kept to deal with later. One of some of those things were all of the PR notices for Bravo. If you missed the post on the FOUR!!! part RHOA reunion, you can […]

Sorry for the long delay on this, especially for my Canadian friends who are mercifully spared from this program. The show aired on Tuesday of last week and Atlanta was under numerous varieties of storm watches the following day when I normally tackle WWHL. It’s time to see if I missed anything important. The drinking […]

Guest Post by Jacques My pal Jacques, entertainment writer extraordinaire from down under, graciously offered to write a guest piece on RHOBH for us, and I happily accepted! Beverly Hills is far from my favourite Real Housewives city these days, but somehow it manages to get under my skin like no other. I felt some serious […]

It seems like April the Giraffe has either had or is about to have her calf and of course this happened right at 9 p.m. so I am a bit scattered. This is the finale party and everyone seems to be there so we are in for a full hour of fighting. But first, LVP […]

Yesterday morning, a Twitter account called Real Housewives Polls posed a question about Lisa Vanderpump manipulating Dorit into doing her dirty work this season. This account with almost 7,000 followers (An admirable following for us common folks, but a drop in the bucket for the likes of most popular housewives) asks several harmless poll questions […]

We begin this episode back in Hong Kong and end it at Lisa Vanderpump’s Diamonds and Rosé party. If you just checked out last week’s recap once, you probably missed A LOT of comments. You might want to get caught up here. Now back to the dinner brawl… Tonight’s coke in the bathroom scene seems a […]

Here at the ghetto shack lights are flickering, we have high winds, huge hail and lightning. It seems to be sort of going around my actual shack by a few blocks so I think I will likely live long enough to finish this recap as long as a tree doesn’t fall on me. So on […]

Kyle Richards is one of the most forgiving housewives in Beverly Hills, but even she has her breaking point. In a recent interview with The Daily Dish in her dressing room just prior to the reunion, Kyle lets us know she has reached that point with Eden Sassoon. We’ve discussed that Eden’s social media behavior […]

I’ve said since the beginning of this season of RHOBH that Eden’s Instagram and Twitter accounts are quite odd. The interview she recently did with The Daily Dish about the reunion, which presumably happened prior to the Thursday show down, is a particularly incoherent example. And if there is anyone who is an expert on incoherence, […]

The day after Women’s Empowerment Day, which Kim Richards likely spent arguing with Lisa Rinna while taping the RHOBH reunion, Kim Richards was back in court. Kim Richards probation terms involving 30 hours of community labor (hard labor) were ordered by the judge in the Beverly Hotel case in September of 2015. Her probation conditions […]

💃🏻 A post shared by Lisa Rinna (@lisarinna) on Mar 9, 2017 at 9:39pm PST While the rest of the world was celebrating women’s empowerment and lifting up other women yesterday, Andy Cohen gathered up the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills for their annual fight club event know as the reunion. After all the bitching […]

I was busy with real life on Thursday but wanted to get this up before falling into bed. The seating chart for the reunion has been released and it’s quite interesting. Rinna managed to snag LVP’s seat and throw her onto an entirely different couch, second chair to Kyle. It’s clear that Andy has lost a […]

It’s Tuesday night, the busiest TV night of the week, and I’m excited for RHOBH! I’m pretty sure we are starting with dueling Ferrari scenes, one with Erika and one with Kyle but don’t yell at me if I am wrong. I am not someone who is impressed with expensive cars. Erika joins Eileen for […]