Author has written 3 stories for Labyrinth, Harry Potter, and Tin Man.

I've been a fan fiction addict since 2008, when I discovered its existence on Mugglenet. I have never looked back-- this is far too much fun. I love finding something new, and exploring the whole genre--it can get a bit painful, each new discovery generally takes about three straight weeks of solid reading (tucked in amongst real life-- never much sleep during those three weeks, since I have to take the reading time where I can). I enjoy writing it, and especially love having my middle school students write it themselves--they can get so incredibly creative!

I used to be fairly pedestrian in my favorites, but I've branched out a lot in the last few years. Generally speaking, I only favorite more high-quality writing, but I freely admit to adding some stories that float my boat in spite of the writing skills-- content is more important than grammar and spelling, in my opinion. After all, having perfect grammar and spelling doesn't do you much good if you don't have anything worth writing about. In any case, you are welcome to peruse my favorite's list, but I warn you that I'll read (and favorite) just about anything--although the romances outnumber the angst by about six to one.

The majority of my writing is done by hand, and rarely sees itself into a Word document, much less beta'd and published here. However, sometimes it does happen! "Kitchen Table at Grimmauld Place" has one or two more chapters sketched out, which I will upload someday. Cross my heart. "Bright Dawns" has been plaguing me for the last year by refusing to plot out properly-- there are about four different directions I've taken it (by hand)-- and someday, I'll get it there. Anyhow, it's always on the back burner, and sometimes makes it up to the forefront, but not with any consistency-- at least, not yet. Hope does spring eternal, however, so I advise you to use Author/Story Alert, since those updates are very sporadic.

For background: I'm an American, a single mom from the Pacific Northwest, with a M.Ed, a BA in English, and a black tea habit. Always happy to beta, not much squicks me out, so send me a message if you're interested.

Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.

AU: At 5, an abused Harry is taken in by a powerful family. Taking the name Gabriel, he grows up into someone very different. How will Hogwarts and Voldemort react? Soldier!Harry, Neutral!Harry, implied child abuse.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.

The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?

After being wrongly accused, Jim's life is thrown off course. He returns to Iowa to drink away not only his guilt but also the memory of a situation that he had no control over. When the painful truth is revealed, can the Enterprise get her Captain back before it's too late? Or is he lost to them forever? Past/flashbacks S/K

Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship

When Elizabeth accepted Mr. Darcy's proposal of marriage, Mr. Bennet complicated his consent with a condition, known only to himself and Mr. Darcy. Elizabeth must spend the season in London, associating with the first circles of society as Mr. Darcy's fiancee. If Elizabeth is unhappy with the experience, Mr. Bennet will withdraw his consent. Will their love withstand the test?

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

"Teach me how to live successfully in this world and I will break our contract and set you free." Newly turned demon, Ciel, has made a deal with his former butler on how to properly be a demon. However, after each kill he makes rather than become more empowered he discovers he has entered dangerous territories and has less and less control over his own existence.

After being ditched by her friends Penny decides to have "Anything Can Happen Thursday" with Sheldon. While evaluating her life anything can - and does - happen. A big ol' shenny fic. WARNING: s7 spoilers. Rated M for later chapters.

AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Penny doesn't like the direction her life is headed so she decides to make some changes, starting with her relationship with Leonard. The backlash is something she wasn't expecting but the end results will help her find all the things in life she always wanted and more. AU, Shenny

What if Elizabeth had overheard the conversation about herself and her family while she was staying at Netherfield? How might her reactions and the outcomes change if she knows early on Darcy admires her eyes and Bingley's family is opposed to Jane? Regency setting, multi-chapter story, WIP. Rated T to be safe.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

Sebastian, heads to London in search of a job as a Pastry Chef. He decides to apply to Ciel. Only to meet an impatient 20 year old owner, a snide Head Chef and a bubbly blond bartender who flirts with anything. Terrible things are bound to happen as the heat is turned up and fires are started. AU, SMUT, Yaoi, Dark Themes. Sebastian/Claude. BOOK I

He is nothing like his Jim, Spock thinks. Granted, they are both brash, confident, have a natural air of command, but the way they called his name — yes, in that single sound lies the difference of two universes. / After the events in STID, Jim is released into Spock's care. He insists on going to New Vulcan.

The contract has ended and Sebastian has earned his meal. However, when he tries to devour Ciel's soul he finds that something older and more sinister than himself has already laid claim to the boy. Sebastian/Ciel

When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

Penny is ready to leave Pasadena behind. She just has some unfinished business before she can leave. How far will Sheldon go to convince her to stay? S/P. Deviates from right before The Tangerine Factor, season one.

When the Kuro cast reunite for another season Ciel attempts to find a way to attract the attention of his costar Sebastian, but Sebastian only seems to view him as a child and picks on him. In the meantime Claude tries to show Alois he cares for him, but Alois wonders if he like him for him or for another reason... Things get worse with all these fans around. SebbyXCiel, ClaudeXAlo

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Smaug never attacked. Erebor never fell. The company never formed. But Bilbo Baggins is going on an adventure, damn it, because despite being very respectable indeed he can't help but do the right thing when faced with an orphaned dwobbit child. A hobbit is coming to the Lonely Mountain, the dwarves will just have to deal with it.

When Sheldon achieves his dream of illuminating the workings of the universe, he realises that his greatest challenge is to understand the world around him. A story of growing up and discovering something you never expected. Sheldon/Penny. AU after 3x01

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

Bilbo Baggins wakes up. He is twenty-one again, with all his life ahead of him. But first, there are things he must do. Time-travel, fix-it, friendship fic. Slow build. Cross-posted to Ao3. Currently under revision.

A long weekend getaway to get out of the city and unplug from the world for awhile, becomes a little longer than expected when the storm of the century rolls through. Established Bucky x Darcy x Steve relationship. But could be read however you like. Just a bit of Christmas fluff and fun.

Hermione's missing, but her disappearance has nothing to do with Death Eaters. When Aurors fail to find her, Severus is allowed to use any means necessary to retrieve her. He underestimates the warnings of the Spell he is about to use. Rape/non-con

Now Complete! Bond finds himself increasingly curious about his enigmatic new Quartermaster and the secrets he keeps. James Bond / Q (00Q), Post-Skyfall. My usual guarantees - action, drama, angst, romance, good spelling and grammar, and a happy ending. :-D Cover image by the amazing teaandbbc on tumblr.

Fill for the ST Kink Meme. In every Universe they have seen, there is always a Kirk and a Spock, and they are always a couple. Although he is disturbed, Spock is starting to get the Universal hint. He's starting to think that there is something amiss in his Universe if every other one they go to, he is bonded to his Captain. Oneshot. Rated M for Mirror!Kirk and his mouth.

[Post Skyfall; Craig films.] Bond and Q agreed: their relationship was nothing more than physical. Until it suddenly isn't. (Or alternatively: The one in which Q gets sick, Bond takes care of him, and the truth comes out.)

An unlikely pair of Jackie and Eric take a road trip together to California to get away from unwanted drama, and a immature boyfriend. What happens when Eric and Jackie get to California? Rated Mature for drug use, sex and alcohol, but also fun and sweet moments galore. A very different take on Season 4 and 5. To be updated soon, as of March 2015 ;-)

Summer after fourth year is finally over, and things are not as expected when Harry makes it back to the magical world. Badly broken and determined for it to stop, Harry turns to, surprisingly, a certain Potions Master. Sev adopts Harry

Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised, that drugs were off the table. And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn't mean that Sherlock isn't willing to give it. This is how broken people fall in love.

When a mishap with Loki sends Darcy Lewis back to 1942 and right into the path of a pre-serum Steve Rogers, how much will history change and how much was destiny all along? Steve/Darcy Avengers x Captain America x Thor crossover

Asked to befriend Rohan's famous White Lady, Lothíriel has serious doubts as to whether a shield-maiden and a princess will get on. But she was not expecting any difficulty in being civil to the lady's brother and sparks fly from their first meeting. Worse than that however, she is led into a situation that threatens her very life. Complete.

With Leonard gone for the summer, Penny and Sheldon strike up an agreement that strengthens their growing friendship. But before the summer ends, Sheldon finds himself with deeper feelings for his neighbor than he knows how to contend with. Slow Romance set after Season 6 Finale. Shenny.

In space, you need your friends. Jim's been taken hostage, the Enterprise is threatened in enemy territory, and the crew must risk everything to try to save their captain. Will everything be enough? Slow-building ensemble piece; not abandoned, I promise.

Spock Prime had unknowingly unleashed a torrent of primal, heated memories into Kirk's mind. How will the Captain deal with the situation, especially when Spock makes it his goal to find out what's wrong with Jim? Simple, he'll run. SLASH M/M

Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.

Thanks to a sacrifice by his closest friend Neville Longbottom, Harry is given the chance to do it all again. What will he change and what will he keep the same? And more confusingly, are his feelings for Neville more than platonic? Harry/Neville

A digital love story. Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. A collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that he is never supposed to read but does anyway. Will be K/S eventually. The sequel "Dear James" is now up.

On a bright day in spring Queen Lothiriel is abducted and taken to Harad so that she might atone for the crimes of Rohan. Back in Edoras, King Eomer finds to his astonishment that his loveless marriage is not what it seems. COMPLETE. Warning: minor character death, angst.

Cultural shock and confusion with strangely funny results. Also a thread of understanding between two confused parties and a little comb that is more precious than whole Erebor. Dwarf hair is different, okay?

Persuaded by friends and family, Bilbo Baggins quits his boring job and opens a quiet café with a rainbow sticker in the window –everybody's welcome. He doesn't expect it to become a safe comfortable place for a very protective and paranoid family, who happen to run the biggest gay club in town. He's not complaining though, not when Thorin looks at him like that.

The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...

AU: Like all things, it began with a simple lie – a façade made of makeup and a padded bra - that quickly spiraled out of control. It grew until it backed Ciel into a corner, leaving him with two options. Tell the truth or keep spinning lies. Seb/Ciel

Severus Snape revives a medieval potion, and Hermione steps in to help her friends deal with the uncomfortable aftermath. However, she soon begins to question who are truly her friends and who actually needs her help. EWE; Written for Sixpence Jones during 2012 SSHG Exchange.

What does a pissed off vamp do when he’s dragged to the Hellmouth by his sire though he’d rather be swanning around Europe? Why, he gets inventive in order to have fun with the Slayer, of course. Season One Spuffy.

Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.

In the aftermath of the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin came to realize that he had many regrets but none of them could measure up to his mistake in casting Bilbo away. Now, with the Hobbit's life hanging precariously on the line, he strives to make amends. An AU retelling of the events before, during, and after the Battle, but not necessarily in that order.

Mycroft is curious what makes John so special to Sherlock. Over the course of several months and with a little bit of governmental stalking, he finds out. Mycroft/John John/Mycroft MH/JW JW/MH Contains slash.

After a catastrophe, Sheldon Cooper begins to realize what he's taken for granted. The story of an isolated man slowly discovering his humanity... with the help of a friend. Rated M for language and sex.

Set near the end of season 3 episode 10, during Eric and Sookie's conversation in his office. My version of what SHOULD have happened. Sookie decides to trust Eric. Was it a mistake? AU Continues on into season 4, with slight changes to the story line. NOW COMPLETE.

A sequel to "Choppy Waters". Seven months can be quite a long time, especially if you spend them waiting to be united with the one you love. But life does not stop and many things can happen during the winter, both in Gondor and the Riddermark.

Jane starts packing for Norway and Darcy starts packing for Virginia because she understands the only reason why she got as far as she did with the whole assistant gig was because she accidentally peeked behind the curtains of reality. Or something. OR. Jane and Darcy's Excellent Adventure In Breaking the Laws of Physics and Bending the Fabric of Space

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

What if the events of "The Teachings of Don Jake" had ended differently? In the wake of the death of Daria's family, her Aunt Rita arrives in Lawndale to help her niece and along the way, finds a new direction in her life.

Harry was proclaimed dead when he was two years old and ended up in an orphanage. But that was only the beginning of his journey. While trying to find his place in the world of magic, he never forgets those whom he views as family.

An alleged mugging takes on puzzling dimensions that lead Sherlock to investigate a local theatre. When the mystery deepens, London's greatest detective suddenly disappears. Where is he? Can John and Lestrade solve the case on their own? Crossover.

Directly after the bombing in Dallas, Bill finds Sookie sucking the bullets from Eric. When Bill walks away, Eric is there to comfort Sookie. O/S. Eric/Sookie pairing with some Sookie/Godric overtones. UP FOR ADOPTION

Jim knew in that moment that there was something more to his neighbors' relationship. That maybe his limp had nothing to do with an old war wound and everything to do with something a lot fresher. A lot more domestic. AU FutureJim/John, Sebastian/John.

PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities

What if Jafar never made that third wish? What if Jasmine made the ultimate bargain to save those she loved? Three glimpses into a world that nearly was. Rated T for sensual content and adult situations.

Unbeknownst to eighteen-year-old Luke Skywalker, he's become the star of a controversial documentary. After its release both the Imps and Rebels alike want to get their hands on him: especially one angry Sith Lord hell bent on retrieving his son.

What if... Eric & Sookie were more honest with each other? What if they bloodbond sooner? Would Sookie's powers manifest earlier? Why is Godric so interested in their bond? What happens if the Fellowship was more of a threat? Plus, Bill has been hiding more than a few dirty secrets and now Eric & Sookie must find him to save another. M for romance, language, and violence.

Jocelyn thought her plan was flawless and her victory certain. She thought she could easily take from Leonard the last thing that tied them together. But friends don't let friends be double-crossed. They make sure they get their world back. With interest. *COMPLETE/outtakes in plan

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Sequel to Serpens Armarem! The Dark Lord has risen, and Harry soon finds out that his absence from Hogwarts doesn't excuse him from the coming war, while back at school Neville realises that not all evil takes the form of Death Eaters. AU, slash - NOW DISCONTINUED! See profile for notes.

With the DADA professor for 1996-97 being unknown, Dumbledore assigns all returning students a summer essay, “What I have learned in DADA while at Hogwarts”. You wouldn't believe the approach Harry took, as some people are finding out, much to their shock

Basically, this is a rewrite of the Fourth Season, with a different ending. Starting from I Loathe a Parade, from Trent's point of view. Daria/Trent because I didn't really like the Daria-Tom-Jane triangle

When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.

Moriarty's games and Sherlock's own arrogance have cost him the battle, but the war for Sherlock's soul plays on. Who would have thought that the shattered army doctor and the tiny girl could put up such a fight? Spoilers for 2x03 Slash

Almost one and a half centuries after Ciel's death, Sebastian returns to London where he and Ciel meet again. How is it that his former master is still alive when Sebastian himself devoured his soul many years ago? Sebastian/Ciel

Tony's little experiment: he needed to see where Steve drew the line. He needed to find the line to toe it, toe it to cross it, and cross it to redraw it so that Steve might finally act on the feelings Tony was sure he had. Tony/Steve slash

Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash

Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.

Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

She really needed to put a better lock on her door because Cain was definitely violating her personal space. Then again, knowing him, he’d shoot the lock off and then where would she be? Probably in a room that had a door with a smoking hole in it…

A sequel to Uncontrollable.S.4 Buffy and Spike were trapped in the sexual atmosphere of the Lowell House during Where the Wild Things Are. After their night of possessed passion they see each other in a different light- but refuse to share the secret. R&R Sunnydale Memorial Awards Round 26 Winner:Best Pairing, Best Ep. Re-Write, Runner up: Best Mature Spuffy, Best Series

ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.

In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man from a small village and a doctor disfigured in a war meet, form an unusual friendship, change each other's lives forever and maybe fall a little in love in the process.

'"I'm a monster," she said monotonously. Spike shrugged."The best of us are,"' Sired Slayers have always been something to fear, and when that Slayer is a member of the Aurelius line you can bet something amazing is going to happen. A/D/S/B Spuffy centric

Any day can be a bad day, but you can get through it if you just remember what you really need. This is just one of Darcy's truths. Shuffle30 challenge. Prompt: "Bare Necessities" from The Jungle Book.

There are times when life on the Enterprise is a million miles away from McCoy's country practice. There are other times when it's exactly the same. Snapshots of everyday life on Enterprise. 17: Space is full of variables; the paperwork is a constant.

At the Wizengamot, Harry finds himself having a battle of wits with a very different opponent instead: Marcus Flint. Warnings for slash and major character death. Marcus/Harry. For my 300th reviewer, Lone-Angel-1992.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Eric comes back from Africa with a set of expectations and finds his world is not what he thought. His friends have changed in ways he didn't plan and does he even fit in this Point Place world anymore? An old friend help ease the transition. AU/Non-Canon

Sebastian and Ciel have tolerated each other for 100 years as demons, but the reappearance of Claude and Alois is a catalyst for change between them. A yaoi dark-ish comedy of sorts set a century after the end of the Season 2 anime.

Gilbert Blythe has returned to Avonlea school and meets the sweetest girl he's ever met. Because of his father's instruction to treat ladies with respect, he resists the temptation to call her "Carrots". A beautiful friendship bloomed because of it.

After all is told, after the crowning of the new kings and the burial of Theoden,Imrahil and Eomer go to Dol Amroth where Lothiriel was left in charge. Little do they know what battles she had to fight in their absence.

Mycroft decides to vet the new addition to his brother's circle. Mycroft POV set after the meeting between Mycroft and Watson in "A Study in Pink". Quoted dialogue is from the show, written by Steven Moffat. Spoilers for that scene. Mild salty language.

John is an omega, and he's about to go into heat. Sherlock is an alpha, but he leaves because John asks. He should have realized his archnemesis would take this as a perfect opportunity to hurt his Most Important Person. J/S prelash. J/M implied noncon.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson's Chair. J/S pre-slash. Sherlock talks to John when he's not there, and John is tired of missing important information. He sets his laptop webcam to record when he leaves. The footage is... revealing.

When Snape is tortured and maimed a team inc. Hermione, Neville and a Muggle surgeon battle to save his life and sanity. Angst, friendship, humour, HGSS by whitehound and Dyce. Emotional, intelligent, thought provoking, tangible, compelling say reviewers

There are those who are underestimated and those who are overestimated; John Watson and Jim Moriarty are two such people. Because sometimes, Sherlock does get things wrong. AU; Sherlock/John, past Moriarty/John

What if things went a bit differently at Rhodes? What if Quinn wasn't all that he seemed to be? What if Sookie decided to take matters into her own hands with Eric? "I Write the Song" Contest 2nd place public vote and "Host's Pick."

"You can't kill an idea, can you? Not once it's made a home: there." John's nightmares take a bizarre turn after the fall, and as he pieces his life back together, he doesn't realize he's been left with the perfect clue.

A mentor fic: When Snape discovers Harry is abused by the Dursley's, he is forced to teach Harry for the summer after the tri-wizard tournament. Will they eventually find the family they never had? No slash and Harry will never be Snape's biological son.

Ressentiment: The French word for Resentment, meaning a sense of hostility directed at that which one identifies as the cause of one's frustration, as an assignment of blame for one's jealousy; or in John's case, how he feels about Sherlock seeing Irene.

A month after the V'ger incident, Spock and Jim are on a winter shore leave on Earth. Yet as Jim considers taking the next step in their relationship, he finds that the past colors the present in unexpected ways. Written for K/S Advent on LJ.

While on a semester abroad in England, Sarah stumbles on a reference to a name she hasn't heard in years. Was her adventure nothing more than a dream? Or are things more than what they seem? J/S, one shot

Finally docking following the Narada engagement, the Enterprise crew has been beamed to Earth for a litany of painful and exhausting debriefings, and Jim's physical/mental depletion has resulted in one helluva migraine. Inspired by a blcwriter RPF

"You are a most vexing child, Earl Phantomhive." "And you are an equally vexing man, Mr. Holmes, so I suppose that makes us even." With poor Watson caught in the middle. One Holmes is bad enough. SH movie!verse.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Mr Bennet happens to catch sight of Darcy when he visits the Gardiner's with the news concerning Wickham and Lydia. This chance encounter allows him to reach an understanding with his future son in law.

They were trapped together; locked into an eternal contract. But when Ciel finds a way out, will be be willing to free his demon even at the ultimate cost? SebastianxCiel Rated M for later chapters Post Season 2

COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr

He'd heard the name Spock mentioned once or twice, or enough times that Jim had started to wonder why they didn't just replace the Zefram Cochrane statue out in front of the Academy grounds with a Spock one. Of course he had. Who hadn't?

SSHPDM, oneshot. Harry saves Snape and Malfoy from what seems to be an assassination attempt. He saves people all the time. But Snape and Malfoy don't get saved all the time, and to a Slytherin, debts always demand repayment. COMPLETE.

A planet breaks out into civil war, and Spock breaks off their relationship without explanation. All things considered, Jim's had better days. K/S with plot, swearing, masculinity and mud. Lots of mud.

"Tomorrow. Tomorrow he would try harder to be normal and make Sherlock seem normal. Tomorrow he would be good and Sherlock would be good and they would finally get adopted. Tomorrow." Orphan kids Mycroft and Sherlock, Adult John, John/Dimmock

Hermione holds a Time-Turner in her hands; where and when it will take her, she is unsure. But she knows she will always go to the presence of one man and so she turns the dial without hesitation. A different type of Time-Turner romance. SSHG

Stranded on the planet Sigma Nox while searching for a missing away team, Spock and Kirk find themselves pitted against a disturbing native life form. Together they must fight for survival and escape in the heart of an alien jungle. Slow build K/S.

He impulsively broke the covenant, then remade it. But can the trust, once shattered, be recovered? Sebastian must work twice as hard to rebuild what he briefly discarded. Shotacon, yaoi. Divergence from anime plot.

-SPOILER ALERT!- After Ciel gets reborn as a demon, Sebastian is of course quite bitter and not very anxious to spend all of his time with the child. Until Ciel comes up with a plan to attract his butler's attention again. SebastianXCiel YAOI

Leonard McCoy spent part of his childhood growing up with his best friend Sam Kirk and his annoying little brother Jim. Years later, McCoy receives an invitation to Sam's wedding and finally sees Jim again ... all grown up. SLASH

John was obsessed. It wasn't how he liked to categorize himself but it was applicable. Although John was fairly certain he wasn't the first person to become enamored by Sherlock Holmes. AU Sherlock/John in their late teens/early twenties

Sherlock is head over heels in love with John, but John gives him such mixed signals. John: here's a hint. Straight men do not get aroused when kissing their flatmates. Very M, slash, you know the drill.

The Pool. The Bomb. A tranquiliser dart. Now John is in the hands of his best friends greatest rival, and the man has a definite Agenda. Rated for dark themes and possible slash later in the piece Shwatson

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

Last night, 31 October, Sherlock and I were invited to a Halloween party by a mutual friend of ours. It was to be held in an old Victorian mansion outside of London. Seemed interesting enough... Read More

While in Dol Amroth for trade negotiations in the summer of 3020, Éomer, King of the Mark, encounters Lothíriel of Dol Amroth for the first time and a catenation of misunderstandings and conflictive emotions lead to a race of life and death.

Spock decides it is logical to start dating. Jim Kirk is a great friend, but maybe not the best relationship coach. Five first dates that don't go well for Spock, plus one more that isn't so bad. A collab from me & The Problematique! Chapter 1: Nyota

As a serial killer hits the headlines, the police are out of their depth and the next victim is out of time. With faith in Sherlock Holmes at an all time low, this is a case which will push loyalties to the limit... Strong friendship/bromance. Not Slash. WARNING: REVIEWS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS

John is feeling really strange and Sherlock talks about that which gives extras. Blame it all on a bloody butterfly. S/J slash, some vaguely insane thoughts and tender loving talk about crime. written for a prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme.

Next part of my ongoing narrative. Slash - see warnings inside. John deals with his new feelings for Sherlock, his sister Harry, Mycroft's new family, the Holmes' family history, and a new case for Sherlock. "Nothing happens to me" is a distant memory.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.

After a mission goes wrong, Kirk must deal with a de-aged Spock and fight to keep them both alive. Spock grows attached and begins to worry that he won't remember his time with Kirk once he's changed back.

It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.

In which Moriarty has known John long before Sherlock, and had been infatuated with him for the same amount of time. He's interested in Sherlock, but it's only after he sees Sherlock with John that things starts to get personal. Sorta-AU.

After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG

Ever wondered what happens behind closed doors at Fangtasia? This is a fun look at all the Eric and Pam moments we never got to find out about or witness in the books! Spoilers through all books, including DR.

"No offense Sherlock, but John and I are a lot more rough round the edges than you are. You'd have made a much prettier girl." Sherlock's long, painted fingers ran slowly up one long leg, tugging the wrinkles from his black hose. "True…"

Next part of my ongoing narrative. Sherlock & John meet Mycroft's son. Chapter 4: The "big talk." How will it end for John & Sherlock? Slash, very mild sexual content PG-13 . COMPLETE! Please give final reactions!

Sherlock's closet Jekyll surfaces when he's had a drink, making him tenderly garrulous with John. It's all fine - or would be if Sherlock's subconscious let him speak English on these occasions. S/J slash, part of my Language Kink Series.

The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape's application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.

Parliament may be destroyed and a revolution beginning, but the fact remains that Evey Hammond is a wanted fugitive standing next to a Detective Chief Inspector who feels that he's waited long enough for answers. If only she WAS in as deep as he thought.

"Wait, so the past few weeks you haven't been trying to make me laugh you've been trying to make me giggle?" - In which Sherlock hears John giggle and wants to hear it again because he thinks it's cute. Fluff ensues. S/J oneshot.

What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.

Post-DH. The line between politics and family is razor-thin, especially when you’re a daughter of the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black. Following the Battle of Hogwarts, Andromeda Tonks receives a condolence note from a surprising source.

Who is Godric? Where is he from? Sookie finds out the night after the bombing at his house, and perhaps there is more to the 2000 year old vampire than meets the eye. Continuation: What will happen after that educational night?

"Oh dear, you like him." Mycroft leans back, laying his free hand on the arm of the chair. "And he does not like you… at least not how you'd prefer him to." -Mycroft helps Sherlock with a certain John Watson problem-

2 people who like each other go out and have fun, but it's NOT a date! Next part of my continuing narrative. Slash - but no explicit content. See warnings inside. NOW COMPLETE! Final chapter: John faces bedtime with his newly discovered feelings.

Leonard McCoy is forced to work for a group of bandits who kidnap high profile individuals. Of course, everything changes the day they decide to kidnap James T. Kirk. Slash. Warnings: violence, language, bondage.

"There was something slightly different about it, just Wrong enough to make John turn and look up at Sherlock, who stood in the kitchen doorframe, leaning rigidly into the wood. His face betrayed nothing, but oh, John knew that voice and it felt Wrong."

It isn't often that someone notices something before Sherlock. Lestrade watches over the recovering detective and tries to nudge him toward some conclusions regarding John. Paternal!Lestrade, John/Sherlock, post-TGG.

Mycroft was the one to tell him, in a voice choked and broken beyond recognition. He was the one to tell him that, no, his brother wouldn't come back from Switzerland and that he was sorry, very sorry.

What it says on the tin - a series of short, unrelated stories in the magic!John verse that didn't fit into either of the two stories I've written. Some serious, some cracktastic, some just for the fun of it. Rated for safety.

Born of tragedy, raised in the fires of Hell, he walks through the valley of the shadow of death and fears that he is evil. When bedtime stories are long since over Jim Kirk struggles to survive. *Abuse, Tarsus, use of Vulcan, grim!feral!Jim, Spirk,

during the three years of the Great Hiatus, Sherlock never bothered to cut his hair. slash, S/J. written for a prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme. warnings: some angst, implied mental problems, slash, hair philosophy.

When a woman arrives at 221B Baker Street about the destruction of her Stradivarius violin, Sherlock and John are on the case to find the culprit but will the path lead to murder? -An adventure case with a bit of smush, just how the episodes should be!-

"Alright, John. What have you deduced about our dear inspector? What do you see?" John realizes he doesn't know much about Lestrade. Sherlock fills in some blanks, and John does the rest. Oneshot, no spoilers.

Sherlock's fear and lust for the void. / written for a prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme. Laws of gravitation belong to sir Isaac Newton, colonel Wallace is mine, but his motto is from Game of Thrones.Sherlock & co. belong to BBC, Gatiss and Moffat.

AU. Sookie was raised in Faery by Niall. Sookie is still part-fairy and telepathic. However, she also has a dangerous secret that recently came to light. What is the secret and what will Niall do to keep her safe? What role will Eric play?

After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.

After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.

It's possible Sherlock may feel no shame. At all. Ever. John's still not absolutely sure about this, which is why the good doctor enjoys testing his lover's limits, seeing exactly how far he's willing to go.

As John sinks toward the bottom of the pool, Sherlock tight against his chest, he thinks that now his life will forever be defined by these moments – he realizes from now and forever his life will be defined: before and after Sherlock Holmes.

Jim & Bones have been together forever. They finish each other's sentences, remind each other of appointments, share the most intimate details of their lives. The catch: they are still just friends. One of them realizes this is more than just friendship.

Sherlock notices how good John looks in a suit, and he makes it his mission to destroy all of John's jumpers. But how will he get John to take off his suit without him suspecting? With a little help from a cigarette lighter, anything's possible.

Nyota wasn't prepared for this - the sight of Kirk of the thousand one-night stands, and McCoy, gruff and snarky divorcee, in a lip-lock that could've powered the warp core. Or for it to be so hot. Jim-and-Bones prompt fill.

"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.

Spock has done Jim wrong, very wrong, but unfortunately our favorite Captain is hiding. Will Spock finally see what he has done, or will he simply not care either way? K/S Slash..Uhurabashing. I've added an alternate ending too. MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

ON HIATUS-AU/Pre-series: 6 months before the vampires step out of the coffin, Sookie meets our favorite Viking at his club in Shreveport. After a night of seduction, blood and some unknown ancient magic, their lives go back to normal...or do they?

Spock's reluctant visit to an alien club is made far more agreeable by the intervention of his captain. A double-dip fill for the kink meme: one prompt asked for K/S body shots, and the other requested dirty dancing.

After Rogue's mind is shut down by Xaiver, Logan brings her to the only person he thinks can help her. But in her mind, Rogue is building a new life for herself, and when Logan sees it, he begins to question if he loves her as a protector or much more.

"I'm not lost," the now rain-soaked little boy stated. "Mummy just forgot to pick me up is all." Sherlock discovers that he's met John before. Just a little two or three? shot about kid Sherlock and John.

The rumors on board the Enterprise fly as fast as the ship herself, especially the gossip debate about the captain and the chief medical officer. Of course, Vulcans have nothing of interest in silly rumors...

Sherlock plays a burning violin and John knows that he is doomed. A curious sort of prayer in the style and with words of Leonard Cohen./ Slash, Sherlock/John. written for prompt over at sherlockbbckinkmeme. disclaimer: I don't own anything.

A TB 'What if' story: reworks Season 3 with more Eric and Sookie, then moves onto Season 4-but with some twists. Eric and Sookie both face unexpected threats - it's my spin on memory loss, showers, fairies and fighting necromancers. COMPLETE For Now!

Sookie receives a reality-altering gift from Niall, and makes a plan to right the wrongs in her life; but can she change the past and still hold on to the future? Rated T now, M later. Sookie/Eric, but it's going to take a little while! Through ch 1 D&G.

"Almost two years ago, this life was ripped from him in a hail of gunfire, creating a hollowed-out shell that life with Sherlock went a long way to fill, in some respects, but certainly not in others." John is sent back to Afghanistan post-TGG.

...Only to Fall Victim to One Anyway. John/Sherlock. In retrospect, he really shouldn't be surprised that they see each other naked long before they kiss. Everything with Sherlock is backwards or topsy-turvy, never following the set patterns.

The Enterprise has arrived back at Earth, much to the crew's relief. But what happens when Jim gets an unwelcome visit from the past he thought he had left behind? Friendship, mentions of child abuse and neglect. Now updated with deleted scenes!

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

Al Potter thought of himself as an uninteresting person who was constantly overshadowed by his relatives. Scorpius Malfoy didn't disagree with that thought, until Al did something to him that Scorpius couldn't forgive: Al was nice to him. AS/S

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Another mission gone wrong, but this time Bones is left to sort out the consequences. Is he prepared to watch over two small children? Especially when those children are Captain Kirk and Commander Spock.

An old nemesis pays a social call to the Enterprise just in time for the annual Valentine's Day party. But when the holiday-inspired antics turn dangerous, Jim is forced to confront his long-evaded desires regarding his first officer.

Penny/Sheldon - Penny tries to utilize the scientific method to try to seduce Sheldon for a bet. In the end, they both learn a lot about each other and themselves and the outcome is surprising for all.

Professors Potter and Malfoy are taking care of twenty-six students over the winter hols. While Harry tries to brighten up the place with Christmas cheer, Draco struggles to deal with his recent divorce, lingering insecurities and Potter's stubborn charm.

John has to attend some sort of event or ceremony wearing his formal dress uniform from the army. Sherlock gets a good look at him wearing it before he leaves and finds it EXTREMELY appealing. From the LJ Kink meme

Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.

When a man he hasn't seen in 10 years appears in his home w/ a man he thought dead for 20 years, Harry knew his evening had gotten complicated. Snarry, Past Harry/Sherlock. Named a "Hot Rec" on LJ's Daily Snitch on 1/18. Note: Some reviews give plot away.

Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.

AU/OOC - Sookie has returned from the land of the Fae, stronger and wiser and seeking assistance. She is drawn back into the vampire world she ran away from when she asks Eric for a favor. Set after Season 3 of True Blood.

George Kirk has been hopping universes for thirteen years, and when he finally makes it back to his own...well, it's been a lot more than thirteen years for them. background Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura, past George/Winona, slight Winona bashing. Enjoy!

Requested to help on a case involving a young, murdered maid in a wealthy household, Sherlock finds himself investigating in the midst of secrets, ghosts, an inconvenient illness, and John. Sherlock/John pre-slash.

He wonders if this is the tipping point: that moment that everyone seems to be so certain will someday occur when he tosses off whatever exists of his threadbare sense of ethics to live life entirely at the whim of what is interesting and what is not.

AU with canon allusions: During a trip to the Mall, Daria finds not only a shop with substance but a certain rocker with substance as well;Unrepentantly DT with appearances from Jane and Tom;Rated for language and lovemaking;2nd in my 2011 SSS Project

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Based somewhat on the TOS episode All Our Yesterdays, Bones and Spock are thrown back in time. Check the rating, folks. This isn't something ya want to read to your granny in church. Unless your granny is a total perv. In which case, Mazel Tov!

Post The Great Game. Moriarty wants revenge after The Pool. He hits upon a unique and twisted way to get it. John/Moriarty. Asexual Sherlock. John/Mycroft one-sided in later chapters. Graphic description of dub-con.

On a tour of Europe Sookie is snatched up by vampires and sold to the highest bidder. Five years later, a slave in King Russell's court, she meets a certain Viking sheriff - naturally, her world will never be the same.

As a half-Vulcan, Spock never expects to imprint. It's rare enough for a full-blooded Vulcan to imprint, so why should he have it easy? But he does imprint – on the delinquent who sabotaged his Kobayashi Maru. A reimagining of the movie: Big Bang style.

In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.

"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.

In simple terms? John Watson and Sherlock Holmes are in love with each other. Only the infuriating fact of the matter is that neither man has a clue of the other's feelings. And I, for one, am sick to death of their ignorance. Sherlock/John

When a training simulation uncovers something that Cadet Kirk was never meant to remember, it breaks him. McCoy can't sit by and watch Jim crumble. When asked what he's willing to do to get the old Jim back, Leonard has only one answer. "Anything."

Based off movie. Lydia has grown up since she last saw Beetlejuice. When he is forced to help her in a dire situation, they both realize something has changed between them. With so many questions needing answers, a strange new world opens up. Read&Review!

#1 in holiday series. Eleven-year old Mycroft is woken in the middle of the night by his distraught four-year old brother. Christmas story. Just something that nagged at me until I wrote it. Slight Sherlock/John toward the end. Rating T just in case.

Sequel to The Great Game…yes, I know, another one, but it will be awesome, I promise! All kidding aside, Sherlock learns what it means to have a real friend, the ups, the downs, the danger and the delight. Giving hostages to fortune is always risky...

A throw away line in chapter 12 of my xmas fic inspired this fluffy one-shot. "He wouldn't refuse the detective outright, the one time he had had been an absolute nightmare". This is the story of that one time. Thanks goes to mabaroshi16 for the idea.

Sherlock has discovered the unexpected joy of giving gifts and Dr. John Watson, flatmate and colleague, if the focus of all his attention. Fluff. First in an ongoing series. Can be read as gen or pre-slash, eventual sequel will be slash. John/Sherlock

One-Shot. Season 3. Sheldon has a Christmas gift for Penny, and its not exactly what she was expecting, but then after the surprise she gave him last year, what else did she really think would happen? Penny/Sheldon. My first Big Bang Theory fic.

A story wherein we borrow one infinitely charming characteristic of Benedict Cumberbatch, and give it to Sherlock, while at the same time eventually finding a reason to get on with some sexing by way of two manicures and maybe a pedicure. Total fluff.

Missing scene from The Blind Banker. John is a tad upset that no one mentioned the Saracen incursion at 221b Baker St. to him. Sherlock is upset that Lestrade can't come out to play. Set after they leave Van Coon's flat.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

My submission to Happy Trekmas on LJ, based on this prompt: Spock & Jim are teaching at the Academy between missions, completely ignoring their mutual attraction. Jim, in a pigtail-pulling sort of way, is coaching cadets to hack the Kobayashi Maru

Buffy returns from the dead, and she feels an immediate closeness to an unlikely vampire, Spike. Will her friends be able to handle this growing closeness between the two? Will Buffy even be the same woman she was before her death?

Elmer Gulch's life was calm, peaceful, maybe occasionally boring, then someone went and dropped an amnesiac, mischievous princess on a poor, unsuspecting small town that never did anything to deserve it... A Gulch Verse prequel to the miniseries.

AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!

Simple love story of a heartbroken girl who finds a hero in someone she never expected. It doesn't have to be superhero that saves you–maybe just an ordinary guy that hides behind a nerdy persona. Lots of fluff and warm hearted stuff. Longer chapters.

Watson spends approximately on average four minutes and thirty two seconds in the shower. Watson has an alcoholic for a sister, a limp that is psychosomatic and a blog that says nothing yet everything. Pre-slash, if anything.

One shot. Set any time after The Blind Banker. Really, Dr. Watson could be so unreasonable at times, upset by the most inconsequential things, as if his dating difficulties were Sherlock's fault. Friendship fic. Gen.

A love of vodka and coke, a hatred of brussel sprouts and a heartbreaking guilt trip. When did Rogue's life become so complicated? Set after the events of X2. Eventual Rogan because I'm an unashamed, obsessive freak who loves to bring Wolverine and Rogue together, you know, where they belong.

This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story

In all of their previous meetings, Mycroft Holmes had always been perfectly put together in his bespoke three-piece suits and umbrella, not a hair out of place. The bloodied, bruised man struggling out of a crimson-spattered vest looked nothing like that.

Prince Arthur is struck down by a mysterious sleeping spell and a cryptic message causes all the fair maidens in the land to travel to Camelot with dreams that their kiss will awaken him and win them Arthur's hand in marriage. Mature Content, yadda.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.

Jim's having trouble adjusting to the Academy and living under the shadow of his father's heroism. He copes by seeking out reckless situations and relationships. Bones shows Jim a new way to satisfy his needs without endangering himself.

Title Updated - This was inspired by the 1995 movie more so than the book but there are details from both. It starts during the evening party where Fredrick declares himself; I always wanted more at the end.

When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.

A reunion. An assassination attempt. A tin man who won't let her out of his sight. Powers she can't control and that only seem to be getting stronger. It only figures that there'd be Gods involved. Cain/DG Rating may go to M later.

Because even in the 23th century people still make assumptions. Five people who assumed Jim Kirk was straight and the one individual who knew better from the beginning but still got a surprise. Will Be K/S with past S/U and S/P

Elements of TNG and TOS, including the movie Generations. Gen. With their universe threatened by the Q Continuum, AOS Kirk and Spock must discover how similar and yet how very different they are from their TOS counterparts. Reunites TOS Kirk and Spock.

John is guarded and protected more than he knows, but sometimes that just isn't enough. His world is blown apart by a madman, but put back together by someone entirely unexpected...spoilers for all episodes.

John Watson receives some devastating news which puts a spanner in his medical ambitions. Will Sherlock prove capable of the kind of comfort and reassurance he needs or will their partnership be ended before its even begun? Set between 1.1 and 1.2.

Drunk and disillusioned by her dating options following her break-up with Leonard, Penny comes home from the club early and decides to hang out with Sheldon for the night. Things get weird. Very, very weird...

Slash: With a few exceptions, everyone in the auditorium that day assumed the animosity between the two men arose solely from the situation at hand. They were only half correct. Spock/Kirk. Mature themes, sexuality, mild language.

Rogue woke up with a stranger in her mind, and now she's looking for answers, and resolved to find them. Sequel to The Gift. Third and final chapter up...took a while to resolve this, sorry for the wait.

AU. Harry didn't understand the world outside his cupboard and his relatives. When he was finally let out of his dark prison, he sought the closest thing to their indifferent cruelty he could find. Harry/Snape slash.

Because Jim and Bones are inevitable, no matter how you tell the story. Unconnected oneshots. Newest Proverb: In which an unusual diplomatic mission gives Jim a taste of his own medicine - and helps him realize that Bones is his favorite flavor.

Can the Baker Street triangle work as a threesome? A study in logistics, amongst other things. Sequel to 221b ficlet, Three Turn. Rated M for sexual content, threesome and a certain amount of ambushing. Sherlock/John/Lestrade slash.

One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John

The mention of Bill affected him stronger than he anticipated. He could still taste her lips on his tongue; to have them forming Bill's name was an insult he would not tolerate. "Just once I'd like to talk to you without Bill being on your mind."

He has reordered time, turned the world upside down... but this time, it's for him, not for her. Four ways Jareth changed the outcome of his showdown with Sarah inside a bubble of rewound time. Now if only anything he chose to do could make him happy...

"Forgive me 'young master'.." Sebastian spat and Ciel jerked; for he'd never heard the other sound so repulsed before. "but I am not amused in serving a child for the rest of my immortal life." What is one to do when offered eternity? Simple... compromise

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

The explosion causes John to forget everything that came after being shot in Afghanistan. He becomes obsessed with trying to gain his memories back. The problem is that his mysterious flat-mate seems equally obsessed with making sure he doesn't. COMPLETE

The first time that John cooks dinner for Sherlock is almost the last. Fortunately, Sherlock is really quite observant. Inspired by John's reference in "The Great Game" to there being some leftover risotto in the fridge

Pre-slash. Sarah likes being with John, but there is a problem. Sherlock. He is always there when she is with John, in conversation or in person. He isn't giving up John without a fight. Sarah's POV, not first person though. Planned to 1 of 3 fics. Enjoy?

'Lestrade paused before he gave a response, thinking that Dimmock would add something else to his complaint. However, it appeared that was it. Lestrade could have laughed.' Just a little something. Slots into episode 2.

Movieverse. Semi-crossover, semi-AU, '89 finds Lydia Deetz and Sarah Williams high school seniors with a host of supernatural complications, namely one poltergeist and one goblin king. Throw in interdimensional war and it's a recipe for disaster. BJ/L J/S

In Kent, Darcy implies of his feelings, but Elizabeth understands him to mean Colonel Fitzwilliam was in love with her. Instead of simply letting the matter rest, she decides to comment, shocking Darcy with her reply.

Slash. Jim's mind is most dynamic - like Vulcan catnip. His melds are addictively pleasurable for young, hormonal Vulcans - but Spock will not stand for others touching what should be his. Featuring oblivious!Jim and possessive!Spock.

Harry Potter is abruptly thrown into a different world upon receiving his letter from Hogwarts. Danger stalks him at every turn, light and dark are locked in a constant, eternal battle, and weaving it all together is this substance called magic...

Part 2 of a story that answered the prompt: Kirk's latest allergy to a hypo is random nerve twitches and vertigo. Bones finally gets out of him that being held really tight would make him feel better - and proceeds to provide the cure.

It didn't creep up on them, nor did it appear in some almighty epiphany which resulted in their running into each other's arms declaring words of love and devotion. Rather, it had always been there, because that is just the way it was. John/Sherlock

5 Times John Thought Sherlock Was Asking For Trouble, One Time He Definitely Was Written in response to anonymous prompt on shkinkmeme: Sherlock being tickled. Warning: some BDSM. Mild spoilers for start of The Great Game.

Sherlock might scoff at this 'caring' lark. But John Watson's situation cries out to be 'solved' and there is nothing that Holmes likes more than solving things. A series in four parts. 1 The Flat. 2. The Limp. 3. The Shaking Hand. 4. The Nightmares.

Between the webs and the pies, Ciel is at a loss. Claude, however, is not- and neither is Sebastian. On a hot spring day, there's more to do than just linens, and on a cold winter morning, there's more to be had than mistletoe. Something of an AU.

This is my first ever fic. Review please! Definite John/Sherlock later on. John and Sarah end their relationship but Sherlock can't deduce why. Or how he feels. And John realises something. I own nothing apart from the mac I type on. Rating may go up. :

A series of awkward situations in which her friends discover Kel has been...intimate with someone. Being as nosy as they are, they then proceed to embarrass her on their quest to discover who has "conquered" the unconquerable lady knight.

Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock

With the unexpected arrival of Bones' ex-wife, Kirk realizes he's not the only person vying for the doctor's attention. A prank kiss reveals hidden desires and tests the boundaries of their friendship.

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

A Vulcan and his adopted Human son win a science contest and a tour of the Enterprise...and a 'throw away' assignment that should be easy turns out harder than Spock, Nyota or Jim Kirk could ever have expected. S/U pairing.

What would have happened if Eric had missed the flight to Africa and Jackie still went to Chicago. Would the major events of season 8 have happened anyways? Would Donna still meet Randy? Would Hyde marry Sam? This is an alternate look at what if. Rated T for language and maybe some smut

Simon notices something odd about the ladies of Serenity. Explores the relationships that have formed 3 years post-BDM, as well as the ramifications of said relationships. Not angsty, just happy. R/J, S/K, Z/W, M/I. Book and Wash survived

Arthur's perception of the real world is so drastically different from in his dreams that he's never confused about which is real. Cobb discovers just how different it is, and why, and gains a little perception of his own.

As I missed Lestrade in "The Blind Banker", I decided to write this. John has another date, and Sherlock is left wondering why. He goes to the only other normal person who will speak to him to find out. Sherlock/Lestrade

HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.

Spock breaks up with Jim because he assumes that the captain is incapable of maintaining a monogamous relationship. A month later, even Spock is horrified by what he did. Lots of hurt!Jim K/S, mentioned K/SPrime

She loved him. He was all that she had wanted. He made her happy. But he was keeping his distance, keeping secrets, staying away... and she couldn't understand why, till that night. CielXLizzy Set about ten years in the future in the manga.

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Because she didn't wake up new the next morning and stop resenting her family and the world's unfairness, and she didn't just let it end after thirteen hours with the Labyrinth or its King―and they found that worked for them.

A Gryffindor/Slytherin DADA class leads everyone to discover that Harry’s boggart is no longer a Dementor, and that he is not as golden as they’d like to think. An unlikely person, read: Malfoy, comes to his defense. No pairings; HBP noncompliant.

After a freak incident in which the TOS Enterprise enters the 2009 world, the three main men from each ship get together to try and figure out a solution. The doctor's solution? Get wasted. Unfortunately... they didn't plan on what happened next.

A series of interconnected oneshots focusing on our beloved Captain, from the point of view of different members of the Enterprise crew. NO SLASH. Mild Spock and Uhura. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I own nothing and make no money from this.

A multi chaptered story that explores the question; would the XI universe be able to survive the presence of two Kirk's? A story involving Kirk Prime and K/S both Prime and new, pon farr, first and not so first times and the inevitably of love.

Sarah opens her eyes to find herself in a familiar ballroom with a certain Goblin King. Is this a dream? What is she doing back after so long? And where will it lead? To more heartbreak and ruin or maybe something even more surprising?

Kirk is given an assignment he isn't sure he'll ever be able to finish. "What would you have done differently in the situation on Tarsus IV?" His childhood nightmare double-spaced in twelve-point font.

AU. In a world where Vulcans want nothing to do with Humans, Captain James T. Kirk has to establish diplomatic relations with them at all costs. Even if it means seducing one of them into a marriage. K/S.

Hermione was the closest thing he had to a sister. She'd vowed to give him what he needed from her, whatever the cost to her personally. She couldn't help wondering if there could be a chance for more. For Hogwarts Online "The Beginning of Love" Challenge

Sequel to "Of Convenience". Entering a new chapter in life is difficult when you're single. As a pair? Let's just say Spock and Kirk are going to have their work cut out for them if this chapter's going to end the way they want it to. Contains MPREG.

Did you ever wonder how different Sookie's life would have been if Sam had manned-up and professed his feelings for her before Bill showed up? Set a month before Bill moved to Bon Temps. Rating change!

Five times the Circle gave their teachers a heart attack... including being chased by a barn owner intent on murder. And the reason Briar Moss is running around without a shirt. Frostpine, Niko, Lark, Rosethorn: the character studies.

Spock Prime has a front-row seat to his younger counterpart and an equally young Jim Kirk skirting around each other in the early stages of their relationship and wishes his own T'hy'la were with him, so he, too, could enjoy the show.

Everyone is very surprised to find that Mr. Bennet has gone to visit Mr. Bingley, including the reader, since we're never shown that first interaction between the Bennets and the Netherfield party. Here's my take on what might have happened.

Sirius and Hermione stumble into a marriage, after a night of drunken sex. Now they want out, but wizarding law decrees that a couple have to live together for a year before divorce. Rated M for severe smut and language.

On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry

Ambassador Spock had no idea that the memories he shared with the new Jim Kirk would become part of a psychological vortex in the young Kirk's, mind when his birthday arrives and reopens a lifetime worth of emotional wounds.

After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.

The path we walk in life is created by events that shape and change our course. Could Sookie finally be accepting her place in the Supe World and a change in her own path? A 'What If' story that takes place during the bombing in ATD. OOC to be safe.

During Alice's absence, ill fortune has stirred around a particular Hatter. Alice is called back, only to be told that she alone can help him... But she may get - or give - a little more than she bargained for...

Kirk insists on learning more about Spock Prime - and is rewarded with memories of the love his other self shared with Spock. Now Jim can't help but think on these memories while he works with his Vulcan first officer... Kirk/Spock pre-slash.

Alice realizes that among "Questions that need answering" the greatest one remains back in Underland. Hatter realizes that he may now he guilty of that which he once accused Alice: a terrible loss of Muchness.

After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.