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She had a deal to have him pay for half of the removal costs, but then told the truth? I wonder what prompted her to recant? That is not said in the article. Still, smarter in the long run to tell the truth.

He's a much classier act than she. He's already said that although he no longer intends to pay her the cash he had offered, he has no hard feelings. He got quite a bit of publicity out of it and learned a valuable lesson - he plans to get signed permissions from all future clients.

Tattoo Guy is Sylvester McMonkey McBean.He'd heard of her troubles; that she was unhappy.But he could fix that; he's the fix-it-up chappie.He came there to help her; He had what she'd need.His prices are low, and he works with great speed,and his work is one hundred per cent guaranteed.

“Just pay me your money and hop right aboard!” So she clambered inside. Then the big machine roared. And it klonked. And it bonked. And it jerked. And it berked. And it bopped her about. But the thing really worked! When the Plain-Faced Sneetch popped out, she had stars! She actually did. 56 stars upon thars!

But the father of the Star-Face frowned,this was the worst sort of tattoo he had yet found.

McBean's handy machine, working very precisely,will remove all 56 stars from her face rather nicely.Then, with snoot in the air, she can parade about.She can open her mouth and proceed to shout,"I now know who's who, and there isn't a doubt,the best kind of Sneetches are Sneetches without."

It's so reminiscent of "that inane carved B." Young woman accuses man of messing up her face, gets media attention, but soon embarrassingly confesses that she actually did it to herself voluntarily. What's the deal with that?

Good for her for confessing sooner rather than later. Fathers can propel events rather quickly and it takes guts to come clean. My dad had his appendix removed rather than confess to his mom that he was lying.

BTW, I rather like the tattoos, but not as a permanent facial feature.