"I was ready to die with shame at having been thus tripped up and exposed before the whole Court. Quite beside myself with rage, I drew my little hanger and made several furious passes at my Master, who...

ankers- (together).- "Shall I take charge of your luggage, sir?" The Master.- "No, thank you, I think I will look after it myself." Carman- "I suppose I may wait to rowl you back to College Green; you...

GRAND OLD MAN: -"Look here Pat, just look into my show, I am sure it will delight you, I know your sense of National Humour is easily tickled. Just leave your Stick outside and you need not pay anything....

Miss Tipperary.- "Charlie darling, you know I did not intend to annoy you, sure I only wanted to make you come and see me." Charlie- " I know that my Dearest Colleen is as true to me as I am to her, but...

His Ex.- "But you should remember that I represent the Queen, her Crown and Dignity, and all that sort of thing, which I was led to believe you respected." Orangeman- " I respect nothing that does not...

The Queen- "I am resolutely opposed to any disturbances of the Fundamental Law." Gladstone.- Pardon, your Majesty, but the Fundamental Law has been already very much disturbed. See what I tore from it...

C.S. Parnell.- "Ha! So you are trying to sculk away. Come out into the open and fight a fair fight." Attorney General Webster- "I thought we should frighten him with our Bounce." Walter of the "Times."-...

Young Gladiator to retiring old one.- "Well done, father!! You fought the brute well in your day, but I'm greatly mistaken, if, before my time is up, I have not driven the beast clean out of the country."...

Erin (to Tourists of all sorts).- "Sure you're always going to Scotland and the Continent- Why not give me a chance this year. I have as beautiful hills and lakes as any of them- and I'll take the best...

"THE WOUNDED SOLDIER" of the Eviction War to the dishonoured Leader- "I fought the battle and won the victory against Eviction and Coercion, while you lay safe in winter quarters. That cup of water will...

ERIN- " Mr. Parnell, you have toiled long and unwearyingly for me, and have gained me many benefits. Pray, do not refuse a token of my gratitude through it is a thousand times less than your services and...

Pat Murphy- "Get away, can’t ye, and leave me in peace. If there is'nt (sic) a row it won't be your fault; but I'm determined to keep the law in spite of ye." Soldier and Policeman- "Don't blame us if...