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The Inmates of Celluloid Slammer

About Us

All of the inmates here at Celluloid Slammer are incarcerated for the same crime - love of movies! The good, bad, ugly - we don't use such mundane terminology.

Many of us honed our skills in working in video stores, and others have chosen - beyond all advice to the contrary - to work in "the biz" exposed by such hard-hitting exposes like "The Oscar" and "The Loved One."

Then there are those of us who grew up only to be disappointed that life didn't have parties like "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls," or took LSD only to find that it wasn't like Mimsy Farmer portrayed.