REGINA – Frustrated online commentator Keith Cook doesn’t understand why the cucks he is currently dealing with on facebook won’t engage in a meaningful and healthy dialogue with him.

“I think I raised a very valid point about Justin Trudeau’s economic policy when I commented ‘Justin TURDeau is destroying our economy’ on a Globe & Mail article,” said Cook. “But rather than consider the merits of my argument these globalist feminazis just started attacking me.”

“I guess our society has become too divided to discuss our political differences with decorum,” he added. “So much for the tolerant left.”

Unfortunately, this email must have been improperly sorted by one of the Malaysian children who work in our mailroom, and was only discovered crumpled up under a pile of journalism awards in a remote corner of our offices last week.

Actor and former California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger on Friday slammed the Trump administration for going out of its way to bail out struggling coal plants by forcing grid operators to buy electricity from them.

The contagion of incivility: President Trump says undocumented immigrants want to “infest” the United States. His critics respond with vituperative words of their own. — Actual tweet from @nytpolitics, June 20th, 2018, 9:51 PM

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Trafficking in controversy: some are hailing China’s “Tank Man” as a hero. Rush hour commuters in Tiananmen may see his stunt a little differently.
— @nytimestravel, June 5th, 1989, 3:13 PM

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Presidential outburst sparks etiquette dispute: is it ever okay for an audience member to interrupt a live performance?
— @nytimestheater, April 15th, 1865, 8:18 AM

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The blame game: Republican operatives should not have broken into DNC offices at the Watergate Hotel. But was the eminently bug-able Democratic Party asking for it?
— @nytpolitics, June 22nd, 1972, 10:54 PM

And so on. Some of them are amazing.

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