Typhus

The role of Sivispacem would be played by John Goodman.Powerful, witty, intelligent and kind of sexy in a manner reminiscent of the works of Rubens. You may not admit to wanting to have sex with him, but those deep eyes beckon you closer, saying 'It's okay, just pretend to be drunk, I'll give you this one.'And then you creep away in the morning, afraid of the part of you that realised how f*cking awesome the sex really was.