:: opening the envelope (which appears to be a different color, size, and paper than the previous ones, although that probably doesn't mean anything) Mayor Liversausage clears his throat and announces- ::

"And the winner is...Auntie Blackbeard! Come on up here, lass and give us a kiss--er--speech."

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

But Dave L, acceptance speech in hand, had already risen from his seat thinking he was going to win...a scuffle broke out between Auntie Blackbeard and Dave L. Insults were shouted and blows were thrown and the words 'Oy let go of me beard' were heard...then Dave L replied 'You bitch Blackbeard...that award was mine'...things would have turned ugly if some of the Black Spot's henchmen hadn't intervened to calm things down.

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

Tanguerra and pieces o'nine quickly escorted DaveL away from Black Spot's henchpeople, off to the Wench's Lounge to get his dress patched and straightened, and steam the wrinkles out if his parrot's feathers before the next award.

Meanwhile...

I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

..." Thank ye... dearies...I don't desoive this...*sniff*... I juss had a few good days is all ... I be thanking me makeup and whARRdrobe department...and to all ye that voted for me... yer relatives will be released in good time . And now I ... "

unwanted advances from certain members of the public, but mostly, I let's it grow in all its magnificence!" Aunty BB stroked her glossy whiskers lovingly and not without a certain smug satisfaction evident in her demeanour.

There was a small disturbance at the back of the Municipal Hall as Captain DaveL was led back to his seat with the help of a few well timed cuffings by Pieces O Nine and some shoving and a hip and shoulder from Tanguerra to make a way through the boisterous and very badly behaved crowd.

Captain DaveL was still holding a pink hanky up to his eye as he took his seat.

"I was robbed!" he sobbed, but thankfully Pirgella was there to comfort him with her...

...Enormous bosom. DaveL made slight cooing noises as his head was thrust into her ample bosom, and stayed there for quite a while.

Many of the pirates in the assembly were getting rather raucous, as they all wanted to be in his place. But with a few well-placed blows by Pieces o' Nine and Tanguerra, they quietened down considerably. DaveL and Pirgella sat down in the same seat, with DaveL still sobbing. Although, it looked like he was faking.

Auntie Blackbeard swooped down off the stage and back to her seat, where surrounding pirates admired her award, and made subversive grabs to her rear.

Mayor Liversausage...

A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

The mayor continued...the winner of the lemming award goes to....Oh a tie between I love boobs and FSB , Taichi being disqualified for jumping ship in '06 .

.... Well.. no sightings from ILB or FSB ...The Academy accepts the award on their behalf . The trophy will be auctioned off on Arr-bay . All proceeds will go to the Pirate Pensioners Dry Docked Ship for retired pirates.

Secret Services inquiring into this strange schooner which worth about 150.000 $The owner is Franc Rouayrux from Louxemburg, but he do not know about Jellow-beings.If you have news of these pirates( ????? pirate_fish ) please write to Procura della Repubblica of Tempio Pausania 07029 Sassari-Italy

People in the audience applauded and begged for more...'Tell us about the Swans' shouted one enthusiastic cove.

E Razer continued:

OK, one definition a the ideal pirate.A pirate is everybody who understand how the world works, and is seeking his wealth,his fame, and above all his amusement, in other words his treasure, without any prejudice neither for men neither for institutions .Because we are an elite, and our number decreased in the past centuries, the weather is becoming very hot and when the poles will be melted we will have new ice era.

Marvelous

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.