Lutfi Drug Probe — Full Steam Ahead — Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the LAPD investigation into Sam Lutfi allegedly drugging Britney Spears is well underway. — We're told the case has now been assigned to Robbery Homicide, primarily because of the sensitive nature of the allegations …

Police deny claims Britney was drugged by her manager — Police today insisted they are not investigating claims Britney Spears was drugged by pal Sam Lutfi, despite reports robbery and homicide officers are on the case. — US websites reported an investigation is “well underway” …

George Clooney: I'm the Hillary Clinton of the Oscars — George Clooney is already practicing his “it's an honor just to be nominated” speech, telling Time magazine in a new interview that he doesn't have a shot at beating out Daniel Day-Lewis for Best Actor at Sunday's Academy Awards.

George Clooney: The Last Movie Star — George Clooney wasn't supposed to say yes. A reporter interviews a movie star at a restaurant or a hotel lobby or an office, with his publicist lurking in the corner, ready to cut off any vaguely interesting questions. But to come over to my house for dinner?

Abdul pretends her bad video didn't happen — Plus: Vanessa Minnillo gets a job — finally; watch out for Camilla Belle — Paula Abdul is extremely disappointed in the new music video for “Dance Like There's No Tomorrow,” according to a source close to the “American Idol” judge.

NOT SO EASY? — NICK Lachey and his girlfriend, Vanessa Minnillo, don't really do anything beyond getting paid to show up at events or frolic at tropical resorts that need free press - so you'd think they'd appreciate their easy-money lifestyles. Wrong! According to a source at JC Penney's …

Jessica Simpson Rules the Box Office - in Ukraine — Is Jessica Simpson the David Hasselhoff of Ukraine? — The blond starlet seems to be the toast of the Eastern European nation. Her latest film, Blonde Ambition, hit No. 1 in Ukraine, grossing $253,008 for the weekend of Feb. 14-17, Box Office Mojo reports.

JANET'S THIRD TRY — JANET Jackson is taking the marriage plunge again. Although the pop star has remained mum on her engagement to rapper Jermaine Dupri, she recently hit up designers like Badgley Mischka, asking for bridal gown samples. “She's preparing for her private nuptials,” said one source.

GIRL FOR MINNIE — SHE still hasn't confirmed or commented on our scoop about her pregnancy - but now we can tell you what Minnie Driver learned when Page Six caught her looking at her sonograms outside her doctor's office earlier this week. A spy at Crewcuts, the J...

PEANUT PAY FOR HURLEY MAID — ELIZABETH Hurley and her husband, Arun Nayar, are multimillionaires many times over, but they're also accused of being skinflints - paying their Indian maid just $200 a week for endless hours of cooking, cleaning and baby-sitting, according to published reports.

Orlando Bloom Is a ‘Sweetheart’ Says Model Miranda Kerr — Miranda Kerr is happy to talk philosophy, but stays quiet as a monk when it comes to her personal life. — “I practice Japanese Buddhism,” the model told PEOPLE Wednesday night. “At the heart of it all, it's about practicing peace.”

Jason Wahler Banned From Fiancee's College Apartment — Jason Wahler went to rehab last year after arrests for underage drinking and assault - and he hurled racial epithets at a cop. — Now, the 21-year-old former star of The Hills has been banned from fiancee Katja Decker-Sadowski's USC apartment …

Daily Debate: Who's Luckier? — And the debate rages on! Which one of these two is luckier? On one hand you have Ashton Kutcher, 30, who was best known for saying, “Dude!” before scoring big-time by sweeping Demi Moore off her perfectly pedicured feet, thus becoming the hero of straight men everywhere.

A Heaping Pile of Salacious Blind Items! — Who did what to whom? When? How? Where? (Don't ask why.) — What are you hungry for, kids? A healthy serving of blind items with a drizzle of bilberry syrup and a side order of brown couscous? You want a heaping plate …