Well apparently even real masculine-looking guys who gets to bang the hottest chick on the planet still stray away from the jugs to go fantasize aover A-lister actors’ dicks. I’m talking about Penelope Cruz’s long-time fiancée, award-winning actor Javier Bardem’s man-crush for Brad Pitt. He said in an interview with Elle that he thinks Brad Pitt’s beauty is desirable and his ‘physicality is so amazing to see’. Basically, Javier is implying that he finds Brad’s body as tasty as a burrito with red hot chili salsa.

I don’t know about you but after reading the interview, I sense Tom Cruise is already in the works writing a Brokeback Mountain 2 script using a pen attached to his asshole. But seriously, I’m not sure where these homo-erotic comments of Javier are coming from but the only way I could approve of a Javier Bardem-Brad Pitt sextape is if Penelope Cruz is also in it.

Well that’s two heartbreaks in a year for me! First it was Megan Fox who tied the knot with Brian Austin Green. Now it’s my latina goddess Penelope Cruz who got hitched over the weekend with long-time boyfriend Javier Bardem. Damnit. Well I kinda think Javier’s pretty badass and he could kill me with his husky Spanish accent so I’ll let them be.

Via People:

Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem have always kept their romance under the radar – and their intimate wedding was equally low-profile. Cruz, 36, and Javier Bardem, 41, exchanged vows in front of family members during a small, private ceremony held at a friend’s home in the Bahamas earlier this month, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The bride wore a gown designed by designer John Galliano, a longtime friend of the actress.

Now if that was Tom Cruise though…it would be a different story. Let’s just say I may still end up motorboating Penelope Cruz tits.

Penelope Cruz was in a beach in Brazil yesterday with her boyfriend Javier Bardem, and she was looking really tasty in her string bikini. The couple couldn’t get their hands off each other as they took to the beach what they did in their hotel room; they were caught making out and grabbing each other’s ass out in the open. Now if only Javier took the next level and fondled Penelope’s tits instead…