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HGTV

The home makeover shows make me want to go out and (1) buy on-sale fabric for homemade curtains, (2) go to the dump and ask if they have any broken marble for a new countertop, and (3) rent a rototiller for my backyard, creating gardens with flowering plants which circle a flagstone patio where a blue birdbath sits.

Thanks, HGTV, for making me feel the need to spend even more money, but I will defeat you. At least today. I'm taking one. day. at. a. time.