On a nice Sunday the Jansen family got together at the table to have dinner.

When they were finished, the oldest son said: "Mom and Dad, I have to tell you something.."

The parents looked at each other and waited to see what their son had to tell.

The son continued: "I've known this for some time, but I want you to know, I'm gay. "

The father gets angry and begins to rage, but his wife holds back him and says: "It is good that you have the courage to admit your sexual preference. Your father and I do appreciate you telling this to us.
Dad didn't, but he nods in agreement, yes...

The second son of the family reacts: "Gosh that's a coincidence, I am also gay.

Dad can no longer restrain and begins to rage.. With foam on his lips he shouts: "Is there then no one here that likes women?!!?!?"

The daughter sais: "Yes Dad, I do!"

(Translated from Dutch, any grammar or spelling mistakes are totally intentional honest..)

If you ever are on a plane or a train and there's a annoying person next to you then do this;

1> Open your bag fully relaxed.
2> Take out your laptop.
3> Turn on the laptop.
4> Make sure the annoying person has a good view of the screen.
5> Close your eyes and face the heavon.
6> Open this link :http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf