What
is the best way to pitch a tent?
It depends-sometimes overhand and sometimes underhand.

What
is the best way to talk to a vampire?
By long distance.

What
is the difference between an elephant and a jar of peanut butter?
The elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.

What
is the difference between Uncle Sam, a rooster, and an old maid
who wants to get married?
Uncle Sam says "Yankee Doodle Do," the rooster says
"Cock-a-doodle-do, " and the old maid says "Any
dude'll do!"