Good friend whose inside
joke makes you seem like a giant asshole to people who won't get it

Happy
birthday! Hopefully that puppy from the
other day is still alive!

Like –
Comment – 10:08 am

● You
like this real fast so everyone knows it's a joke!

Significant other

Already
told you "Happy birthday"
this morning, but now I'll do it here so everyone doesn't think
something bad
happened!

Like –
Comment – 10:35 am

● You
like this, obviously

Who the F?

Even I
don't know who I am, but Happy
birthday!!!!!!!

Like –
Comment – 10:49 am

● You
like this because you liked the rest so now it'd be weird not to

Unique Trailblazer

The Beatles – Birthday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRMX9Brq0s

Birthday by The Beatles.

Like –
Comment – 11:09 am

● You're
just on "Like" autopilot at this point

Person with 4940 friends

AUTOREPLY
Happy Birthday fellow friend man

Like –
Comment – 11:30 am

● You
roll your eyes as you click "Like" and hope that came
across

Your one aunt on Facebook

Birthday e-Card you have
to click to open and this whole thing displays as one massive blue link
to
CardTumper: your place for free e-cards that animate super slowly and
are
weirdly kind of earnest for a giant flash picture of a bumblebee
high-fiving a
sparrow on a flower surrounded by banner ads
03039494040dkdlxm,w,,llorornwoeowewlkl22kew++k.org

Like –
Comment –
11:51 am

● You
genuinely like the effort

Co-worker you don't really
like

Happy
birtday, dripping with impersonal,
mindless obligation!

Like –
Comment –
12:18 am

● Right
back atcha!

Really close friend you're
expecting an awesome inside joke from

happy
birthday!

Like –
Comment –
12:18 am

● You
like this, I guuuesss

Friend whose whimsy
borders
on morbid

Happy
birtday! Way to not fucking die for
another 12 months!

Like –
Comment – 12:18 am

● You
liiiike this?

Likeable friend who wants
to personalize the message by making it a play on your name

HOPPY
birtday, Hopper!

Like –
Comment –
12:42 am

● You
get this every year but still like this

Facebook guy who literally can't stop even for
today

Happy
birthday bud! You should come check out our band tonight at "Slick
Willie's" on 7th St. between Broadway and 5th
to celebrate! Haha kiiidiiinggggg!!! But if you want to come it's at 9
– BrownPaperTickets.com/slickwillies/ReluctantFriendShowcase

Like – Comment – 1:34 pm

●
Hahahaha, this guy

Person who wants to make an inside joke, but the
only detail they know about you is the city you're from

Your
sports team sucks but who cares cuz it's your birthday!

Like – Comment – 1:59 pm

●
Hahahaha, this guy

I ONI SU
BILI KLINCI

FRIEND
sent you a BIRTDAYSQUISH on SQUISHDISHER.***! Click and enter promo
code
"birtdazed-and-confused" to earn 50 "SmakerooBucks" at the
Squish Store! (PS: if you click this, you'll get spammed so hard…)

Like –
Comment – 2:34 pm

● You
like this but are not going near clicking it

Alternating close and
obscure friends throughout the day until everyone has chimed in except
your 3
"Too cool for Facebook" friends

Happy
birtday! / Happy birtday! / Happy
birthday, Name!

Like –
Comment –
9:00 pm

●
Alternating "Aww, thanks" and "Haha, really? This
person? Ok."

You

Thanks
for all the birtday wishes, everyone!
Look forward to returning the favor when I see your name in the
upper-right on
Facebook someday and being like "Oh cook! His/her birtday!"

LOCIRAJTE SE

¤ Vi mora da
ste iz Australije ako… (AUS, poglavlje CVI)

5981.
You think footballers
dressing
up in drag on TV is funny (but your son being gay isn't).
5982. You have the ability to compress several words into one - ie
"g'day"
and "d'reckn?". This allows more space for profanities.
5983. You've ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet
- to
mean good. And then you place "bloody" in front of it when you really
mean it.5984. You know that we
are home to the just about all of the world's deadliest
of animals. That's
why if anybody messes
with us we'll get some
funnel webs on
their asses.

5985.
The private lives of footy and cricket players become more important
than
local and national news stories.

5986. You say "no worries" quite often, whether you
realise it or
not.5987. You know what fairy bread tastes
like, and you can't imagine your childhood
without it.5988. You know the first verse to the
national anthem, but still don't know
what "girt" means. And you're ok with that.5989. You've drank your tea/coffee/milo
through a tim tam.5990. You know that backyard cricket is a
nice way to bond with family and the
rubbish bin. And the "one bounce, one hand" rule always applies.5991. You know that the value of a public
holiday is measured in terms of
alchohol. God bless the queen and her 4-day birthday.5992. You see people walking bare-foot on
the sidewalk and don't scorn… Because
you're doing it too.