Loomis

I'm not in the tournament this weekend. I'm sorry, but I don't have that much time to spare. And I'm out of competition until the spring. But yes, all of this advice is designed to lure you into a trap. But know this; if you can't beat me, you have zero chance at AM worlds. Because I know all of those top AM guys and I have beaten every single one of them. So if you want to know how you will fare against those guys - come get me. Take me down. Better still, beat the people who CAN beat me like Cooper, Fred and Tank (Well, not Tank). But why wouldn't you take this opportunity to see what you got? This costs you next to nothing and gives you everything. Like I said, if you want the free plastic, I will bring out some of mine and give it to you. There is nothing in ADV - at all - that you will gain.

But you're looking good for 68! With all these injuries you're getting Jack it probably feels like you're over the hill. I'm going to get you a portable walker for the course. You never know when your leg is just gunna plum fall off Jack!