I turned a few heads. This is Alabama. You don't see many people wearing outlandish outfits down here (well, maybe in Birmingham and Tuscaloosa) even around Halloween (though there are a multitude who belong on peopleofwalmart.com). I plan to make my usual toy run at Target tonight in full gear as well.

Please try to lift something off a shelf using the force when someone's around. Or when the doors open automatically, wave your hand in front of them.