My own contributions were moderately hilarious, if I do say so myself (and I do).

This allows me to reiterate that the right political side of Twiiter have WAAAAAY more fun there, than the Left. It's because we have few sacred cows, and can blaspheme the name of anyone, regardless of gender, race, creed, sexual orientation, or dodgy birth certificate.

Scott Walker accepted a phone call from a radio DJ pretending to be Hitler and a big financial backer. Sure, he didn't recognize the voice even though he used a really think German accent and said "you vill" and "Gottverdamnten Juden" a lot-- but he didn't hang up on him either.

Scott Walker was actually bred in a secret clone lab using DNA samples taken from Chuck Norris. This is all detailed in episode 29 of Walker, Texas Ranger, if you splice every ninth word into sentences.