Your Astrological Week Ahead

If you want to drive then why don't you just fucking say so, you pedantic, self-righteous cow.

Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN)The only thing holding you back right now is your lack of self-belief. Let it.

Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)Matters of the heart suddenly look far more complex. Perhaps you should have paid slightly more attention during all those cardio-vascular surgery lectures. Your patient certainly thinks so.

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)Don't let new possibilities pass you by through fear of the unknown. Rely instead on your complete inability to spot an unmissable opportunity when it is offered to you on a plate.