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Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 9: "The Witches of Bushwick" Quotes

Blair: As for your devoted suitors, have you finally decided whom to crush?Serena: No, and I have feeling for both. I don't want to hurt either. I have a whole new appreciation for Big Love.Blair: Well. Even in Utah only the men get to have more than one spouse. Which, I've come to realize, is extremely sexist.

Chuck: So I took your advice about the relaunch. After tonight it'll be clear I'm back in the game. With Victrola, Gimlet, and The Empire as my flagship.KC: Yeah, but a black and white ball? It's so Hilton. Conrad, not Paris.

Lily: Dean Reuther, I'm sorry you have to disrupt your day with such trivial matters.Dean Reuther: It's hardly trivial, Mrs. Humphrey. I'm sure you saw the wall of paparazzi at the campus gates.Lily: Well I assure you none of us is interested in this kind of media attention. I hope you'll let our family make it up to you with an endowment. Maybe you could use it to build a moat around the school â€” keep out the press.

Hey Serena, it's me. I saw your thing in The Post. Just wanted you to know that Brooklyn is a great place to avoid nasty looks. Unless you throw your recycling in the regular trash or try to open a chain store with questionable labor practices.

Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth's.Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There's more room to work.Serena: On what, your calculus homework?Eric: Your love life. It's a little something called "Dan vs. Nate". We're here to help.Elliot: And we brought protractors.

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Hey Serena, it's me. I saw your thing in The Post. Just wanted you to know that Brooklyn is a great place to avoid nasty looks. Unless you throw your recycling in the regular trash or try to open a chain store with questionable labor practices.

Serena: Hey, why are you guys eating? I thought we were going to Sarabeth's.Eric: Ah, we decided we could spread out better here. There's more room to work.Serena: On what, your calculus homework?Eric: Your love life. It's a little something called "Dan vs. Nate". We're here to help.Elliot: And we brought protractors.