Plenty of lumberjack-themed gear is included, as well as an iPod Nano loaded with Monty Python's classic "Lumberjack Song."

Plenty of lumberjack-themed gear is included, as well as an iPod Nano loaded with Monty Python's classic "Lumberjack Song."

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Even the bath mat is buffalo plaid.

Even the bath mat is buffalo plaid.

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In case you were wondering what they meant by "antler accents."

In case you were wondering what they meant by "antler accents."

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A hearty Lumberjack Brunch is part of the package, so start doubling up on the Lipitor now.

A hearty Lumberjack Brunch is part of the package, so start doubling up on the Lipitor now.

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Luxury lumberjack suite in Vancouver

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Oh, it’s a lumberjack room and it’s OK.

The Loden Hotel in Vancouver has put together a theme package that taps into the great outdoors, razor-sharp cutting tools, the rugged individualism of the Pacific Northwest and a potentially disturbing love of flannel — and, maybe, Monty Python.

The chic boutique hotel, which usually deals in deals in a more eco-zen-hip vibe, is offering an “I’m a Lumberjack” package that includes appropriate decor and attire and a trip to see the Grouse Mountain Alpine Experience and the Lumberjack Show.

The package starts at $590 per night, not including transport up to Grouse Mountain or taxes (insert joke here about money growing on trees).

Love the idea of being a lumberjack, but hate the idea of actually contributing to global deforesting? The Loden has you covered. According to a statement from the hotel, “no trees will be harmed in this process,” and the Loden and the City of Vancouver will plant a tree for every “I’m a Lumberjack” experience booked.

It’s unclear from the announcement, however, if the deal also comes with attire for lumberjacks who want to “put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars,” as in the Monty Python song.