Funny song, at least I think so...
[Verse] 1:
AF#mBmE
I liked a girl, she has brown eyes and hair
AF#mBmE
First time I met her, she was so neat and fair
AF#mBmE
I said would you mind, If I asked you out?
AF#mBmE
She said I don't wanna, but then she kissed me on the mouth
EADAE
Then we had sex...
Then the morning after I made breakfast and tea
But far on in the afternoon, she was fast asleep
So I gently woke her up I said; you can't sleep all day
She woke up and then she slapped me in the face
And then she said...
[Chorus]:
EDF#mE
Would you follow me, if I drove you away?
EDF#mE
Would you care for me, if I didn't wanna stay?
EDF#mE
Would you hold my hand, even though I didn't say?
EDF#mBmEADAE
Those three words, I just can't bring myself to say, I...no
[Verse] 2:
Sixteen times I slept with her, sixteen times I cried
No response for all my efforts, this is 2009
Girls are now independent, all the boys are lost
We can't do anything, not even cite Robert Frost:
"Road not taken..."
Why she kept coming back, I don't understand
And we lived together for two weeks in her van
I was too nice, she was cheating on me
But I got the last laugh, cause the last guy gave her fleas
And then she said...
[Chorus]
Played like chorus:
And then I said...
I won't follow you, any step of the away
I won't care for you, even though you wanna stay
I won't hold your hand, cause all I wanna say
Are those three words, I just couldn't bring myself to say, I hate you.