How would you vote if we had to vote again?

KK wrote:Always amazes me how people are inclined to believe those in government (a government and civil service that in reality can’t agree on anything at all) are utterly incompetent one minute but are equally capable of a grand secretive plot the next, seemingly dependent on what side of the argument you happen to be on that day. A plot so grand and secrective it can only be uncovered by Barry at number 9, but thankfully Barry’s on social media and he’s told the world about it, also alerting the soon to be betrayed of this impending conspiracy.

Squinty wrote:Someone retweeted something I found really interesting, about why May said about Austerity ending during her speech.

It won't end, especially if a no deal Brexit happens, and it's another thing to blame on the EU (because they didn't give us a deal and 'bullied' us in that outcome).

But why don't they just give us exactly what we want?

It's like when I was a member of a social club. I paid £10 a year for membership and could get pints for £2. But then some foreign sounding people came into my club and ruined it. I demanded to leave but after leaving they would charge me £5 to get in and £3 a pint because I could only be an associate member. Wankers! It was like being trapped inside the USSR! I offered a deal where I would pay £7 a year as long as I could kick out the foreigners, but the club refused because they are inflexible bastards.

They should have been grateful to me, I helped them kick out some unruly Germans 20 years ago, but they have forgotten that and refuse to give me a great deal after I stormed out in a huff screaming "BASTARDS! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! GET RID OF JOHNNY FOREIGNER!!!".

So now I drink in a pub nearby paying £4 a pint, but I have the last laugh because the social club isn't getting my £10 a year.

Squinty wrote:Someone retweeted something I found really interesting, about why May said about Austerity ending during her speech.

It won't end, especially if a no deal Brexit happens, and it's another thing to blame on the EU (because they didn't give us a deal and 'bullied' us in that outcome).

But why don't they just give us exactly what we want?

It's like when I was a member of a social club. I paid £10 a year for membership and could get pints for £2. But then some foreign sounding people came into my club and ruined it. I demanded to leave but after leaving they would charge me £5 to get in and £3 a pint because I could only be an associate member. Wankers! It was like being trapped inside the USSR! I offered a deal where I would pay £7 a year as long as I could kick out the foreigners, but the club refused because they are inflexible bastards.

They should have been grateful to me, I helped them kick out some unruly Germans 20 years ago, but they have forgotten that and refuse to give me a great deal after I stormed out in a huff screaming "BASTARDS! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! GET RID OF JOHNNY FOREIGNER!!!".

So now I drink in a pub nearby paying £4 a pint, but I have the last laugh because the social club isn't getting my £10 a year.

Unfortunately you've had to accept the new standards as applied by the nearby pub and have realised that your pint is legally allowed to contain up to 4 maggots.

Squinty wrote:Someone retweeted something I found really interesting, about why May said about Austerity ending during her speech.

It won't end, especially if a no deal Brexit happens, and it's another thing to blame on the EU (because they didn't give us a deal and 'bullied' us in that outcome).

But why don't they just give us exactly what we want?

It's like when I was a member of a social club. I paid £10 a year for membership and could get pints for £2. But then some foreign sounding people came into my club and ruined it. I demanded to leave but after leaving they would charge me £5 to get in and £3 a pint because I could only be an associate member. Wankers! It was like being trapped inside the USSR! I offered a deal where I would pay £7 a year as long as I could kick out the foreigners, but the club refused because they are inflexible bastards.

They should have been grateful to me, I helped them kick out some unruly Germans 20 years ago, but they have forgotten that and refuse to give me a great deal after I stormed out in a huff screaming "BASTARDS! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! GET RID OF JOHNNY FOREIGNER!!!".

So now I drink in a pub nearby paying £4 a pint, but I have the last laugh because the social club isn't getting my £10 a year.

Unfortunately you've had to accept the new standards as applied by the nearby pub and have realised that your pint is legally allowed to contain up to 4 maggots.

Still, bottoms up!

Maggots are a small price to pay for the FREEDOM to drink in any other pub in the surrounding area. I am happy to pay £4 or £5 for a maggoty pint as long as it means I don't have to hear foreigners when ordering my beer!

Squinty wrote:Someone retweeted something I found really interesting, about why May said about Austerity ending during her speech.

It won't end, especially if a no deal Brexit happens, and it's another thing to blame on the EU (because they didn't give us a deal and 'bullied' us in that outcome).

But why don't they just give us exactly what we want?

It's like when I was a member of a social club. I paid £10 a year for membership and could get pints for £2. But then some foreign sounding people came into my club and ruined it. I demanded to leave but after leaving they would charge me £5 to get in and £3 a pint because I could only be an associate member. Wankers! It was like being trapped inside the USSR! I offered a deal where I would pay £7 a year as long as I could kick out the foreigners, but the club refused because they are inflexible bastards.

They should have been grateful to me, I helped them kick out some unruly Germans 20 years ago, but they have forgotten that and refuse to give me a great deal after I stormed out in a huff screaming "BASTARDS! GIVE ME WHAT I WANT! GET RID OF JOHNNY FOREIGNER!!!".

So now I drink in a pub nearby paying £4 a pint, but I have the last laugh because the social club isn't getting my £10 a year.

Unfortunately you've had to accept the new standards as applied by the nearby pub and have realised that your pint is legally allowed to contain up to 4 maggots.

Still, bottoms up!

Maggots are a small price to pay for the FREEDOM to drink in any other pub in the surrounding area. I am happy to pay £4 or £5 for a maggoty pint as long as it means I don't have to hear foreigners when ordering my beer!

Y'all want some deep fried chlorinated chicken with them there maggot beers folks?

Eating up all that nice food an' drink is gunna give ya'll a bit of the old sickening now so I sure hope you gots yourself enough good ol' health insurance what with the NHS now being privately run!