"I kinda felt like a dork just now...I was taking a dump butt naked except for my socks, goggles, and a condom beanie while talking to you and trying to open a bag of peanuts": thefilmerguy, on the phone with me

dude, haley and i were in a break.. not by my choise.. then she started dating some other guy and stopped talking to me.. the only advise i can give is that even though you're totally obsessive right now don't let that be obvious to her. Play it cool.

There is a chance that she won't come back and the sooner you realize that the better off you'll be. If she doesn't want to come back then fuck it cause even if she did it wouldn't work out in the end.

Alias doesn't really need to be called, it's kind of obvious... but anyways, don't worry about getting your girl back because it doesn't work. I don't mean to come off as an asshole, but relationships just don't function right after a break-up. There are extremely rare cases that it ends up working out, these usually happen because the couple gets back together years later. 99% of the time it offers short-lived comfort and then more misery, except it's worse because it happened again. You can torture yourself for awhile with that shit. Don't. Chill with your homies, distract yourself and have fun as best you can to take your mind off her until things relax a bit. Then when you feel up to it go out looking for a new girl. She may seem like everything in the world now, but there's other better girls out there. Go get 'em.

Just so no one makes fun of me for being asian and having a small dick, I'ma lay it out right now: my dick might be below average, but I've banged a black chick before so quit drinking the haterade.