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Written for this prompt: While on holiday, Jeeves finally realizes he can't take it any more and decides to make his move on Bertie when he gets home. Every time Jeeves tries to say something, there's an interruption. - birds, bezels, aunts, traveling salesmen, thunderstorms, the more bizarre the better. Finally, seeing that trying to talk to Bertie about it is going to be hopeless, he engineers a few days of absolute isolation and pounces the young master, who responds with delight and a what-took-you-so-long attitude. Massive happy smut ensues. Satisfaction is had by all.

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Tired of trying to find Bertie a wife, Aunt A uses a loophole in the marriage laws to get Bertie a groom. She has not idea what she's done, letting Bertie know this was a possibility. I wanted a forced marriage Jooster fic, so here it is, complete with made up legalities.

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Bertie has an admirer of the tall, dark and handsome sort. Everything could be so nice, if it wasn't for Jeeves' uptightness. And then, there is this young couple they have to bring together - amidst a couple of hundred scorpions... There will be fluff, H/C, angst, heartbreak, steamy mansex and really, really bad sexual metaphors. All the stuff you like ;-)

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Bertie and Jeeves come to an understanding, but become embroiled in a mystery of interesting proportions. Uncles and Aunts feature in this international thriller set in London, Calais, and Paris. Rummy circumstances, Colney Hatch and unexpected backstories emerge like emerging whatstis.

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I don’t know if you have ever had your torso scraped with a butter knife by your valet. There is not much in the experience to recommend it. Particularly when you suspect said valet is not entirely happy with you, and so wields the implement with more vim than strictly necessarily.

Or, the tale of how Bertie and Jeeves finally Confessed All to each other, despite – or, possibly, because of – the passion-dampening affects of Giant Squirts, thwarted wrestling, unhappy boating, rabbits (both of the Luminous and Dream varieties), an aunt who breakfasts on the ground bones of nephews who displease her, and a pair of very natty yellow socks.

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For the Mills and Boon romance novel challenge at Unconventional Courtship.

Based on this inspirational summary (adapted from an actual Mills and Boon vintage novel about a virgin and a cowboy):

"VIRGIN TERRITORY All innocent Reginald Jeeves wanted was to spread his wings away from home in his new life as a valet and begin life fresh. But from the moment he laid eyes on sexy, bumbling Drone, Bertram Wilberforce Wooster, he lost his heart. He knew he had no business falling for a man who'd sworn off commitment, yet he was the man he wanted to change his status as the last virgin in the Junior Ganymede Club. Of course, Bertie’s Wooster code of honor put young, inexperienced valets strictly off-limits. But Reggie’s provocative innocence brought the confirmed bachelor to his knees. In fact, resisting those virginal charms - and the temptation to wed him and bed him - was proving impossible... . "

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I don’t know if you have ever had your torso scraped with a butter knife by your valet. There is not much in the experience to recommend it. Particularly when you suspect said valet is not entirely happy with you, and so wields the implement with more vim than strictly necessarily.

Or, the tale of how Bertie and Jeeves finally Confessed All to each other, despite – or, possibly, because of – the passion-dampening affects of Giant Squirts, thwarted wrestling, unhappy boating, rabbits (both of the Luminous and Dream varieties), an aunt who breakfasts on the ground bones of nephews who displease her, and a pair of very natty yellow socks.

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Bertie has an admirer of the tall, dark and handsome sort. Everything could be so nice, if it wasn't for Jeeves' uptightness. And then, there is this young couple they have to bring together - amidst a couple of hundred scorpions... There will be fluff, H/C, angst, heartbreak, steamy mansex and really, really bad sexual metaphors. All the stuff you like ;-)

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From a prompt by mellifluous_gel on live journal.Prompt: I can imagine with Christmastime in the city, there'll be snow about, so I'd like to see a snowball fight between our boys (and others may join in too!). For the twist, though, I'd really like to see Jeeves as the instigator. What would make our paragon of a valet lob a mound of snow at the young master?