Mountain Dew #1

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

Fill half beer glass with beer. Fill other half with 7-UP soda (If you have the patience, pour a little of one, then a little of the other, until the glass is full). Fill a shot glass with Melon liqueur. Drop entire shot glass into glass of beer. Immediately drink entire pint of beer with shot glass still inside (do not swallow the shot glass).