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Noun: A perfect pair of womens breasts. Size: C-cup on up. Usually paired with a banging booty. Often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a free drink or when something needs fixed). Sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. Evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually bitchy girlfriends who catch you "gocking"). Commonly referred to as bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes, hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, ta-tas, tig 'ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.

Oh Shit. Did you see the crowd pleasers on that girl?

Chase got no nooky tonight because his girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress's crowd pleasers.

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Originally named for the larger sets of fireworks that gave particularly large displays of flash and bang, a crowd pleaser is any weapon, usually a gun or missile, that is above average in its devastation.