It's that coveted day of the year -- when boys and girls become men and women, chefs become better chefs, and all of the media will immediately start debating who deserved a James Beard nomination and who didn't. Get excited!

Mom is finally selling houses! Problem is she isn’t licensed. No big whoop for her, the test will be a breeze! Except she freaks when she meets Kim, a mega realtor who’s sold 358 houses and is getting recertified. She walks out of the test, assuaging her failure with a Chipwitch. Mmmm…now that’s something I can get behind: Chipwitch and a mostly Mom-centric episode.

WATCH: GMA Is Doing Segments On Ice Porn, So That Cocktail Trend Is Officially Dead

Sorry, The Aviary. All things bright and beautiful, hip and trendy, viral and meme-tastic, once they hit the morning news show circuit, are offically dead in the water. See: this, this, this, or this.

So, while we were once mesmirized by The Aviary’s ice room, and binge-watched their ice porn documentary short until we forked over $200 for a Japanese spherical ice ball maker from Williams-Sonoma, we now know it’ll only be a few short months until we start seeing 2-inch diameter ice balls in Applebee’sSkinnyBee Margarita. Sigh.