Go formal in faux-Mexican style with this awesome Mariachi Tuxedo t-shirt. Flamboyant red and green on a black background is sure to attract attention. A stylish gold button to the side add extra flair and class.

The next time I am invited to a formal event involving a mariachi band, I will definitely wear this funny t-shirt. And all the hottest girls will want to dance with me!

Ah, the great outdoors... Paddling peacefully down the river through pristine wilderness. No sound but the gentle lapping of water, birdsong, and hey! What was that?!? Did you just hear what I just heard? HOLY CRAPOLA!

paddle fasterI hear banjos

This one is a great gift for the outdoorsey types in your life. Or anyone old enough to remember the movie, Deliverance, with its ominous use of the bluegrass classic, Dueling Banjos.

Well, I'd now like to introduce you to a tribute tee to the great man and his massive contributions to mankind. The Da Vinci Rocks Out t-shirt. It features the iconic da Vinci anatomical diagram man, rocking out Pete Townsend style on his guitar.

I used to be the Rodney Dangerfield of my bowling club - didn't get no respect. No matter how snazzy my bowling pants were. But then I got Ari Gold as my agent. Now I'm treated like a movie star wherever I go. I have my own entourage. Johnny Drama calls me up for fashion advice.

I highly recommend that you get Ari Gold as your agent. If you can't get Ari on the phone, though, the next best thing is to falsely claim that he's your agent. How would anybody even check up on that? The guy never answers his phone.

The shirt is simple and straight to the point. No photo, no graphics. In a simple font it boldly states:

This is, I believe the most formal of the tuxedo t-shirts we've found so far. A look that says,

I may be a t-shirt-wearing slob, but I am The Master of Ceremonies so sit down and SFTU!

Not suited for funerals. The shirt-front is pleated (classy!) rather that ruffled (kitchy). A red rose in the lapel add a touch of romantic flair. The dapper matching red bow tie and red shirt buttons give it some flash. I chose the black.

Have you been to the eye doctor lately? How's your vision? How about your paranoia-vision? Test your friends' (and potential friends') vision with this cool eye-chart t-shirt. In fact, challenge everyone you meet to take the eye/paranoia test. As the famous saying goes, "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

This t-shirt is laid out like a typical vision test chart, but the letters spell out those immortal words of wisdom,

EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET YOU

Some of the letters are coloured red rather than the standard black for some reason. It must be part of their plan - secret meanings, hidden messages are everywhere. Or maybe it just looks better that way.

This t-shirt is really sic. Get it? Ah, once again I kill me. Sometimes the simplest jokes make the best funny t-shirts. This shirt simply says:

*Colege
Graduate*

in an all-caps, bold, distressed font. I'd be distressed too, if I didn't know how to spell "college". Show the world that, while all that tuition may have gone to waste, at least you didn't lose your sense of humor.

Man, I loved Dark Side Of The Moon. Does that mean my id is under-developed, or that I want to kill my father? You should ask Sigmund Freud - except he's dead. If he'd been alive at the same time, I'm sure he would have had something to say about Pink Floyd.

The Pink Freud t-shirt features a great pic of the great man himself. And he's pink. Therefore, Pink Freud. There's also something suggestive hidden in the smoke from his cigar. If you can see it, you're probably a pervert. If it reminds you of your mother, please don't buy this shirt.

Finally, a t-shirt that understands the value of silence. This shirt features a nicely proportioned talk bubble that says absolutely nothing. It could also be a perfect gift for that someone special in your life who happens to have taken a vow of silence.

If you ever get tired of the empty talk bubble you can always write in something pithy and/or hilarious yourself. Then it will be like a brand new shirt! You could even invite your friends to write in the talk bubble, and wash it out later if their humor doesn't is sub-standard.

Sometimes people fail to realize right away that I am totally awesome. To combat ignorance and prevent people from dissing me by mistake, I like to wear my I'm Awesome t-shirt. This keeps everyone informed of my awesomeness at all times.

This awesomely funny t-shirt features an image of Bruce Lee doing a classic kung-fu punch. That alone will inform the clued-in that you are indeed awesome. But just in case, the message is spelled out form them above in a funk-tastic font:

Oh, by the way...I'm Awesome

The text is black and white and the Bruce lee image is a black and white silhouette. The background is whatever t-shirt color you select. This tee comes in the usually variety of fabulous colors, but we recommend the dynamic red to maximize the awesome.

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Why do I wear funny t-shirts?

A funny or provocative t-shirt can be a great conversation starter.

I can display my sharp wit without opening my mouth and ruining the effect.

Funny t-shirts spread joy and cheer throughout the land.

I amuse myself when I look in the mirror (and practice reading reversed text)

So there you have it. Great funny t-shirts and great rationalizations for buying them. Full service with a sardonic smile from FunnyTshirtHouse.com. Enjoy!