Here Are Not One But Two New Trailers For ‘Anchorman: The Legend Continues’

If you’re like me and really mad at Ben & Jerry’s for making its newest flavor, Ron Burgundy’s Scotchy Scotch Scotch, very butterscotch-centric (because butterscotch is GROSS), don’t worry. I’ve got two new trailers here for Anchorman: The Legend Continues, because every Wednesday should be like Christmas. But I know what you’re thinking, “Whoa, TWO trailers? Aren’t they going to spoil a ton of the jokes from the movie that is less than two months away? I don’t like it when the trailers spoil the movie’s best jokes, so why the f*ck should I even watch these?”

First, you need to chill out. Second, yes, these trailers show off a lot of hilarious jokes, but they seem to only really be spoiling three specific gags. Watch them both and see if you can tell which ones they are.

Obviously, I wasn’t going to let you watch that trailer and not make a GIF of the most important part:

Holy shit. Do you ever see a simple play on words and it just FLOORS you that you never came up with it on your own, in the entire time you’ve had on this planet? 31 goddamn years alive and I never thought of “Cock Frock.” Fucking MAGICAL.

The original Anchorman was one the least-funny comedies I’ve ever seen. I may have laughed once. I even watched it with someone else who’s into comedy movies too and they didn’t think it was funny either, so it wasn’t just me.

I loved the first one so I was hoping for a great secuel and then I watched the first trailer and… and… I hated it, whats wrong with me? is it the bad CGI car crash? I don’t know. Then I watched the second trailer and I loved it, I’m so confused.