Description

You know when something is so totally visually amazeballs that it feels as though it’s jumped up at you and slapped you in the face and you are all, “woah, that was, like, totally visually amazeballs”?
Well forget about those things because The Ever Changing Magic Pastel Eat Your Face Off Whirly Blitzer is going to blow them all out of the water. You will be so visually mindblown, that you will be all “woah, that was, like, so visually amazeballs I feel like it totally ate my face off”. You will have to check a mirror because you will be like, “Is my fayse still attached? Omg, I can’t even”.
No? Oh. Well, it’s also pastel and magic… and it whirls.
Stop looking at me like that.

the everchanging magic pastel eat your face off whirly blitzer is a Body Bonbon original. 100% designed and crafted by me!

Note: During the drying process, the Whirly Blitzers occasionally suffer surface fractures. While it isn’t amazingly pretty, it’s superficial. Providing the packaging is opened carefully, they will be fine.

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directions

Make sure your body is ready then carefully unpackage your Ever Changing Magic Pastel Eat Your Face Off Whirly Blitzer and lower it gently into a half-filled tub. Stand back and prepare to be visually amazed. Once you are sure your face is still attached*, fill the bath, hop in and re-live the experience over and over until you enter a state of bliss.* the Ever Changing Magic Pastel Eat Your Face Off Whirly Blitzer won’t actually eat your face off… I can’t believe I had to say that.

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warnings

if irritation occurs rinse with clean water and discontinue use. contains oils which may make surfaces slippery. exercise caution when entering and exiting your tub and supervise children. store out of reach of children. children should only use under adult supervision. for external use only.