nothing in here is true

Saturday, January 23, 2010

ive got no business knowing her. shes got no business knowing me.

but one day i got an email which i promptly ignored and several month later there was a followup asking if i knew what the heck i was doing.

does anyone know what the heck theyre doing?

so i said sir make a video to prove to me that youre who you claim to be, and lindsay made a short but convincing video and conversation was had and a few months later there she was in hollywood at a party being thrown by canadians.

and the rest is history.

lindsay swears she was born on this day, but how is she not a scorpio.

born in minnesota, raised in minnesota, but while at the crossroads a vision appeared to her saying if you move away from minnesota then the vikings will make it to the super bowl

and she said but im dating a young billionaire and we’re pretty serious.