I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…

While people like Steve Johnson and Bristol Palin might start considering theses losses a sign God doesn’t exist, I’m actually becoming more and more convinced he does, and thankfully, is focusing on shit that matters. Like making this happen. Regardless, Steve Johnson clearly has no one to blame but himself here. Unless, of course, this happened:

STEVE: Aight, Lord, I’m gonna throw this bitch at the ground, then you gonna use your magic to make it fly back in my hands. You in?
GOD: I’m in.
STEVE: *watches ball hit the ground*
GOD: Psyche!