You got me horny in the morning and you know
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post

The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

I searched from town to town but I can't find my bird ooh ooh
I got so desperate I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land who looked like you
I will keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

The post it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me too
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you