Honorary Master

I think another feelgood-fuzzywuzzy project is in order. Maybe rebuild it, but this time with big tv screens, gaming consoles and some tablets strewn around for good measure. But wait, before the park is opened, we get Panyaza to give them a stern warning not to f*** it up again. That should seal the deal.

Honorary Master

Don't worry, in East London we have a water park and museum that (was - could be resolved now) closed on weekends because the municipality wouldn't pay staff to work over the weekends. They're open while kids are at school.