Mo’Nique Follows Oscar Performance with White Baby?

Disclaimer: The following is a goofy pitch idea of my own conception. Therefore, I will consider any piece of work that resembles this pitch idea an inconsiderate rip-off. That is unless, of course, someone pays me handsomely for it.

Mo’nique returns to her comedic roots as Shay-Shay LaRonde, the biggest female comedienne in Hollywood (in more ways than one). When her excessive drinking makes her the object of a scandal, she decides to clean up her reputation by adopting an orphan child…from RUSSIA. Will Shay-Shay’s positive publicity revive her career, or will she realize that there is more to life than being famous? See for yourself in…