The "Whiner Line" on WEEI's "Big Show" today had this tidbit: "Hey, I've got a theory on Curt Schilling's injury. I think the Level 49 Monk isn't really hurt. I think he just went on the DL so he could get in line early for Star Wars."

The complete "Whiner Line" can be found [link=http://rope.weei-am.fimc.net/audio/whinerline_0428.wma]here[/link]. (Note: Windows Media Audio format. The complete file could take a while to download. The "whine" in question appears at around the 16:15 mark.)

You guys might want to pay attention to the "Whiner Line" on WEEI's "Big Show" this week, because there are going to be plenty of Star Wars jokes and references on it. Missed today's "Whiner Line"? Look for it later in the "Audio Vault" on [link=http://www.weei.com]WEEI.com[/link].

On Sunday's episode of the Family Guy, Stewie jumped on Brian's back while they were in the mall and gave his impression of Yoda when he was training Luke on Dagobah. "Do or do not! There is no try." "That is why you fail."