Umm... you gotta realize, that not every language translates directly into what we would use in English, and most of these products have another language on them...

I got my stitches stitched, I got my fixes fixed,In my aching head, I got my kisses slit.Our gossip lips stuttered every word I said, I said,I got your love letters, corrected the grammar and sent them back.It's true romance is dead, I shot it in the chest then in the head.