Dr. Forrester makes much of ''Radar Secret Service'' containing "Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis" -- which basically translates into lots of padding and boring, identical men in boring, identical suits.

!!The Segments:[[AC:Prologue]]* Mike performs some routine maintenance on Crow, but things go awry when he triggers an Arnold Horshack mechanism.

[[AC:Segment 1]]* Mike has tied various articles of clothing to make a BedsheetLadder back down to Earth, which Crow objects to when his Underroos are involved. Dr. Forrester has Frank give a presentation on Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis, which contains X-4.

[[AC:Segment 3]]* To help stave off the Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis, the 'Bots host the Class of '83 reunion and role-play Mike's old school buddies. It's rather awkward, but their hearts were in the right place.

[[AC:Segment 4]]* Mike and Crow run a project idea by Servo: the Quinn Martin nature preserve, where old character actors can roam free in their own habitat. Tom believes that the symptoms are just getting worse.

[[AC:Segment 5]]* Mike and the 'Bots have produced a cure for Hypno-Helio-Static-Stasis: Ecstatoeuphorofun, with patented Hinder 90! It turns B movies into "yippie" movies! Dr. Forrester tries to explain his failure to Frank, who can only laugh from all the butt references, infecting Dr. F with the same giddiness.

!!The ''Mystery Science Theater 3000'' presentation of ''Radar Secret Service'' includes examples of:* BedsheetLadder: Mike attempts to escape by fashioning one of these (long enough to reach from the SOL to Earth) from the Bots' unmentionables.-->'''Gypsy:''' ''(gasping)'' MY BRA!* BerserkButton: ** Don't screw with Crow's underoos.** At the end of the experiment, TV's Frank looks like he's about to push Dr. F's BerserkButton [[OhCrap big time]]... then the bad Doctor [[LateToThePunchline gets the joke]], and The Mads walk off into background, [[EverybodyLaughsEnding chuckling away, with Dr. Forrester pressing the button as he goes]].* ContinuityNod:** Among the items Mike confiscates for his BedsheetLadder are Crow's [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E07TheKillerShrews sensible brown pants]].** While describing Hypno-Helio-Static-Statis, the Mads mention "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E08LostContinent rock climbing]]" and "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S04E10HerculesAgainstTheMoonMen deep hurting]]".*** A subversion when Forrester threatens Mike by asking him if he remembers "Rock Climbing" and "Deep Hurting". Joel was on the S.O.L., not Mike, for those experiments.** "[[Film/MonsterAGoGo But there was no monster]]."** "[[Film/VikingWomenAndTheSeaSerpent Noooo waffles!]]"** "[[Film/IAccuseMyParents Are you happy, in your work?]]"* DuckSeasonRabbitSeason: Mike performs the old "is not"/"is too" switcheroo on TV's Frank in the final host segment when he and the Bots explain they survived the movie's interminable dullness thanks to "Ecstato-Euphoro-Fun" with "patented Hinder 90", which Frank insists doesn't even exist.* HerrDoktor: Frank as Dr. Felix Frankenkeister. Ya ya. * HurricaneOfPuns: When the film shows a back of a car.-->'''Mike''': Hey, Freddy Fender!\\'''Crow''': Creator/OttoPreminger!-->'''Servo''': James Carville!\\'''Mike''': Creator/HarrisonFord!* OohMeAccentsSlipping[=/=]PaperThinDisguise: TV's Frank--er, Dr. Felix Frankenkeister.* PaperThinDisguise: Frank's obviously fake beard while explaining "Hypno Helio Static Stasis".* RunningGag: "Why don't they look?"** (whispered) ''Radar!''** WithLyrics: "(Bum) Oh, those Golden Grahams!"** During the entire experiment, Mike and the 'Bots discuss ''Series/WelcomeBackKotter'' trivia. (And in the opening segment, Crow becomes Arnold Horshack.)** Calling out advertising slogans for various round objects ("Round things; 90% off ''round things''") when the Radar Secret Service's radar car is on screen.** Jokes about how the various characters are indistinguishable from each other, leaving Mike and the Bots confused ("I thought that woman was supposed to be ''that'' woman!")--->'''Mike:''' (during brawl between cop and mobster) I'm dull!\\'''Servo:''' No, I'm way duller!\\'''Mike:''' Oh, okay -- name my character!\\'''Servo:''' Gee, um, duh -- I ''can't''!\\'''Mike:''' See! See! Now, which one of us is the good guy?\\'''Servo:''' I don't know, I don't know! Who am ''I''?!?* SanitySlippage: Crow, big time. After Mike puts Crow's torn Underoos in his net, he starts chanting, "Panties! Panties!", then giggles like a little girl and coos, "I got 'em! Hee hee hee!"* SeinfeldianConversation: Due to the increasingly vast breadth of ''nothing'' happening on-screen, Mike, Tom and Crow all begin to chat with each other instead of cracking jokes -- ''Kotter'' trivia is just the tip of the iceberg.* SickAndWrong: Gypsy comments, "This is wrong" while Mike applies underwear to Crow to keep him calm, as Crow giddily says, "Keep 'em coming!"* StockFootage:-->'''Mike:''' Duplicate shots, with ''radar''. Yes, thanks to radar, we only needed to shoot ''three'' scenes!* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: -->'''Servo:''' MY PANTY HOSE! ''({{beat}})'' I mean, what are ''those''?* UnusualEuphemism: As mobster Moran's girl blows him off while Michael, the mastermind of the heist, promises to pick her up that evening,-->'''Crow:'''(as Michael) It's not the radar, it's the size of the amplitude -- if you know what I mean.* UseYourHead: Crow tries this on The Mads' button... and his right eye pops out for all his troubles.* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: The fate of Sid Melton's character (if there was one) is not shown in the [=MST3K=] edit. Crow has his own theory:-->'''Crow:''' (As the gangsters load boxes of atomic material in a truck) Each box contains a piece of Sid Melton.

!!The ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' presentation of ''Last Clear Chance'' contains examples of:* AmbiguouslyGay:-->'''Mike:''' (as Alan) Hey, my ''Advocate'' is here!* BerserkButton: Tom Servo (as Hal) has just about had enough of the stupid general public.* BlackComedy:-->'''Crow:''' (as cop) Could you identify this bucketful of your brother?* CarFu:-->'''Servo:''' (as motorist who looks like Henry Kissinger) Ach, Mister President, please watch where you're going!-->'''Crow:''' Whoa, I almost ran over Kissinger! I'll have to go back.* CelebrityResemblance: Tom Servo notices that one driver looks like Elmer Fudd and sings, [[WhatsOperaDoc “Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, kill da waaaaabbit!”]]* ComicallyMissingThePoint:-->'''Trooper Hal:''' Maybe a man will do these things a hundred times in perfect safety.\\'''Servo:''' So the odds are pretty good!\\...\\'''Trooper Hal:''' A parked car that suddenly pulls out without looking--it’s always sudden, of course, and always surprising.\\'''Mike:''' But never dull.* CrypticallyUnhelpfulAnswer:-->'''Trooper Hal:''' Now where did that train come from?\\'''Crow:''' The station?* DespairEventHorizon: Mike and the Bots joke that the cop’s heavy-handed speech about fatal accidents drives the whole family to tears.-->'''Mike:''' Would you please, please, just leave?* DistractedByTheSexy: "Forty percent of all accidents are caused by women's hinders." "Rrr!"* DoomMagnet: -->'''Trooper Hal:''' 40% of all highway accidents involve a car that has already stopped.\\'''Mike:''' Driven by ''this guy''.* FailedASpotCheck:-->''[Footage of a train passing the camera]''\\'''Trooper Hal:''' It seems impossible that anyone could fail to see or hear a train in motion.\\'''Servo:''' What train?* HaHaHaNo:-->'''Frank, Jr:''' (joking) I surrender, Hal, I give up! What’s the charge?\\'''Crow:''' (as Trooper Hal) Ha ha! ''Manslaughter.''* HitlerCam: A very low-angle shot of a Washington DC police officer prompts Tom to call him “Garganto-cop”.* IfYouDieICallYourStuff: Just before the kid becomes street pizza, Servo calls out "Can I have your room?".* LiteralMinded: Tom sees a railroad crossing “RR” sign, and reads it as “Rrrrrrrrr!”* OneHourWorkWeek:-->'''Crow:''' Doesn’t anybody do any chores on this farm?* TheParanoiac: The trooper warns to always be aware at train crossings, and Tom decides to take it a few steps further.-->'''Servo:''' Don’t trust anyone! Turn your back on hope and love!* SanitySlippage-->'''Trooper Hal:''' ''DON'T'' tell me that you were speeding a ''LITTLE'', only ''BREAKING'' the law a ''LITTLE''...\\'''Servo:''' Uh, oh...\\'''Trooper Hal:''' ...only doing something a ''LITTLE'' bit wrong, save ''THAT'' for somebody ''else,'' ''BROTHER!''\\'''Crow:''' OH MY GOD, HE'S SNAPPED!\\'''Trooper Hal''': Because I've seen too many "litte bit" follies...\\'''Servo''': He's a bad cop on the loose!* ShameIfSomethingHappened:-->'''Mike:''' (as Mrs. Dixon) I thought we were all paid up.\\'''Servo:''' (as Trooper Hal) Gonna need another fifty. Real shame if something happened to this land...* ShoutOut: ** [[Film/SevenBridesForSevenBrothers “Bless this beautiful day...”]]** “...then this train might come as a surprise to you.” “[[Series/SoulTrain The Sooooooouuuuul Train!]]”** “This is the prequel to ''Literature/InColdBlood''.”** [[Theatre/CatOnAHotTinRoof "It's Big Daddy's birthday! I've got life in me, Big Daddy!"]]** Mike compares a street ablaze with neon signs to [[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife Pottersville]].* SpoofAesop:-->'''Mike:''' Never let this happen to you. Don’t make the mistake these people made. Don’t die.\\...\\'''Mike:''' Never wave while driving.\\'''Crow:''' Never look backwards while driving forwards.\\'''Servo:''' Never, under any circumstances, drive with your butt cheeks.* TheSocialDarwinist:-->'''Trooper Hal:''' Hard as it is to believe, there are many accidents where the driver ran past three warning signs, and straight into the side of a moving train.\\'''Mike:''' Ahh, good riddance, I say.\\...\\'''Trooper Hal:''' But if you paid no attention to the signs, didn’t look, and didn’t listen...\\'''Servo:''' Then you deserve to die.* TheTalk:-->'''Trooper Hal:''' I thought this would be a good time to come by and tell you a few of the facts of life about driving, before you get started.\\'''Mike:''' You see, when a man loves a car very much, you recline the seat back...* TooDumbToLive: Frank and his girl looking backwards to wave at his brother as they approach a railroad crossing:-->'''Servo:''' "Hey, the cop never said anything about doing intensely stupid things!"* TheUntwist [[invoked]]-->'''Crow:''' I have a feeling one of these characters is about to see their own intestines.* TriviallyObvious:-->'''Trooper Hal:''' Most people who’ve lived through an accident involving a train, say--\\'''Servo:''' “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!” That’s what they say.* ValuesDissonance: Invoked, as a montage of traffic signs leads the Bots to offer their own examples.-->'''Crow:''' "All Nude Girls".\\'''Servo:''' "Whites Only".* WithLyrics: Mike and the Bots sing along with the music from the end credits as they walk out of the theater.-->'''Mike:''' People are dead, people are dying every day...\\'''Servo:''' They’re dead, they’re dead, they’re diddloodoo \\dead, they’re dead, they’re dead, they’re doodloodeedoopdee dead!\\'''Everyone:''' They’re dead, they’re dead, they’re dead...* WomenDrivers: When Hal warns about the dangers of distracted driving, using footage of a woman reading a map instead of paying attention to the road, Mike concludes that woman drivers are the real danger. ------>'''Maid:''' [[TheStinger Ahhhh! There's a dead man!]]-->'''Marge:''' [[TheStinger It's all right, Myrtle, I'll take care of it.]]-->'''Maid:''' [[TheStinger Thank you!]]----