Super Terrific Austrian Thing: The Dick Sharpener

Japan tends to inspire a combination of cuteness and perversity in its more “creative” types. It takes Austria, the country that brought us Arnold Schwarzenegger, to come up with the Dildo Maker, a giant pencil sharpener that turns things into penis shapes. Most sane citizens of the world would never associate the words “penis” and “sharpener” – though we can see Conan the Barbarian possibly considering it.

Colored pink, because of course it is. If you don’t like to waste anything in your household, be on your guard the next time carrot soup is served.