But #14, painted keys, doesn't work in the dark. Try filing notches - 1 on garage door key, 2 on front door key, and so forth. In the dark all you have to do is run your finger over the key to tell where it goes!

If you like to take long walks in the woods ... always take a small caliber pistol along.If you're surprised by a bear or mountain lion, just shoot your girlfriend in the knee.It'll slow her down and you'll be able to escape every time.