The first #TweetUp of 2019 has been announced! Celebrity guests abound this year. We won’t name drop, but they know who they are. This years location: The Sleeping Abbey Tavern We sent one of our many super awesome spies into… Continue Reading →

General Zalbarg had been tasked with finding a new planet for his people, of Planet Hlaxion, located in the Garfalaz Nebula. “General Zalbarg!”“What is it, Captain Lorging?”“The probes, sir. They’ve returned. The planet “Earth”, as they call it, seems to… Continue Reading →

@jwags48_jack is sure to be disappointed, but sometimes I do actually enjoy drinking beer that’s not #jwagsapprovedABV. I know, I know, that’s blasphemy! It happens, though, and I’m not ashamed. Here’s the thing, when you’re hanging out with the likes… Continue Reading →

Plans for Saturday, October 6th? If not, head to Garden State Beer Company! If you do have plans? Break them and head to Garden State Beer Company! We’ll make it easy for you, just throw this address in your internet… Continue Reading →

Everyone loves @badhopper, that’s just a fact of life. The biggest question you have to ask yourself is: Why am I not a member of the #BadHopperFanClub yet? The answer is, you probably didn’t know it existed! But fear not,… Continue Reading →

To Share is Human

The journey ahead was a perilous one indeed. Undaunted by the challenges we were sure to face, Big Bird jumped in his car, and we were off! Unknown to all but his closest friends, Big Bird was a master of… Continue Reading →

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1-5 Kegs

1 Keg- These special brews are reserved for those born without taste buds. Drink only if forced to at gunpoint, and that's a maybe. You can stomach it, but it's not very enjoyable. The Ben Affleck of Beer.

2 Kegs- The taste is okay, but you've had better. This Beer is cool for a try, but better if someone else is buying. This beer is like Topher Grace playing Eddie Brock (Venom), it just doesn't work, but you watch anyway.

3 Kegs- This beer goes down smooth, anywhere, anytime. It's not trying to be a pretentious, snotty brew, just good for the liver. The David Morse of Beer. (He's good in everything, you can never quite remember his name, though.)

4 Kegs- This beer isn't for the casual drinker. They can't handle the taste of deliciousness in their mouth. If Brad Pitt and Josh Hartnett had a love child, it would be this Beer.

5 Kegs- You've hit the jackpot with this beer. Everything went right when this batch was born. It's "Underworld-leather-clad" Kate Beckinsale in a glass. It's that good.