Everyone in the room knew that "the brotherhood" was code for the gang of moderate senators who seek compromise instead of advancing a conservative agenda in the Senate. While Young said coming back to Iowa every weekend will keep him grounded, Clovis stated that there's nothing out there that's going to tempt or impress him. He then said, as a fighter pilot, he's flown at the speed of sound, seen the curvature of the Earth, and is married to the love of his life. Good answer.

I realize that New York City is just some jerkwater town far off the beaten path, but in fact, many of us here have heard the news about this Jesus fellow. Last I heard, some New Yorkers had actually built some churches around his religion, but that could just be a rumor.

In fact, that's where the phrase "holy roller" originates. "Come 7, come 11, for only through me shalt thou get to heaven!"

Jesus is a pretty cool character. He's got no cooldown on Exorcism and Lay on Hands. The only bad part about it is that when you die, the rez timer has a 3 day window.

He also has Water Walking and Summon Food and Drink. Unfortunately, his DPS is really low and while Remove Curse is helpful, he can't really tank, DPS or be a main healer for anything bigger than a 13 man raid.

Yes tell him the good news that Jesus of Nazareth never existed. That Christians, who are not very Christ like are following a bunch of stories made up by illiterate goat herders in the 6th century AD. That science has proven there is no heaven, no hell, and that homosexuals are the best sexuals to be. Abortions and freedom flags for everyone!

Slaxl:Dr Dreidel: If Chuck went through any schooling where they teach anything remotely related to Middle Ages/European history, I think he's already heard the "good" news.

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Don't be silly. The crusades were a just struggle to reclaim the holy land from the insidious Saracen.

Plus a jobs-program for all the excess sons of the nobility. Son #1 inherits. Son #2 to serve the duke/king/etc. Son #3 to the Church (whether he likes it or not). Son #4, 5, ... off to the Holy Land either die or establish his own fiefdom (while tithing some that newly seized swag back to Rome).

Surprisingly, the Republicans have mostly been able to avoid putting their feet in their mouths when talking about Jews, as opposed to every single other ethnic group. Here's hoping that they've finally found the guy to change that.

Dr. Whoof:He also has Water Walking and Summon Food and Drink. Unfortunately, his DPS is really low and while Remove Curse is helpful, he can't really tank, DPS or be a main healer for anything bigger than a 13 man raid.

sigdiamond2000:Everyone in the room knew that "the brotherhood" was code for the gang of moderate senators who seek compromise instead of advancing a conservative agenda in the Senate. While Young said coming back to Iowa every weekend will keep him grounded, Clovis stated that there's nothing out there that's going to tempt or impress him. He then said, as a fighter pilot, he's flown at the speed of sound, seen the curvature of the Earth, and is married to the love of his life. Good answer.

Yes, "good answer" in the sense that it's utterly nonsensical.

It's a good answer in a sense that he didn't use the N word. Baby steps, man. Baby steps.

What's the good news? That he's still dead? However, I will leave with the two following jokes:

JOKE NO. 1:

Two Jews are walking past a church when they see a sign: CONVERT AND GET A THOUSAND DOLLARS. One of the Jews says "I'm gonna check it out." He goes into the church and comes out about two hours later. His friend says "Well? Did you get the money?" and he answers "Is that all you people think about?"

JOKE NO. 2:

A priest looks out his church door in Rome and sees two beggars sitting on the curb a few feet apart. One of them has a big wooden cross around his neck and the other a big wooden Star of David. All morning long people ostentatiously ignore the Jewish beggar and step around him to give money to the Christian one. Finally the priest can stand it no longer. He walks up to the Jewish beggar and says "My son, you are in Rome, the capital of Christendom. No one is going to give you money with a Christian beggar sitting a few feet away." The Jewish beggar turns to the Christian one and says "Hey Manny! This priest wants to give the Bernstein Brothers advice on marketing!"

In fact, that's where the phrase "holy roller" originates. "Come 7, come 11, for only through me shalt thou get to heaven!"

Jesus is a pretty cool character. He's got no cooldown on Exorcism and Lay on Hands. The only bad part about it is that when you die, the rez timer has a 3 day window.

He also has Water Walking and Summon Food and Drink. Unfortunately, his DPS is really low and while Remove Curse is helpful, he can't really tank, DPS or be a main healer for anything bigger than a 13 man raid.

His CHA modifier is pretty high. Dude made his Bluff check easily when all those NPCs were going to stone that one chick in his party.

sigdiamond2000:Everyone in the room knew that "the brotherhood" was code for the gang of moderate senators who seek compromise instead of advancing a conservative agenda in the Senate. While Young said coming back to Iowa every weekend will keep him grounded, Clovis stated that there's nothing out there that's going to tempt or impress him. He then said, as a fighter pilot, he's flown at the speed of sound, seen the curvature of the Earth, and is married to the love of his life. Good answer.

Turns out that there is more than one religious opinion about the status of Jewish people and what they should do, and most of those views are represented among members of the Republican party. All of them are offensive out of context, but so are most religious doctrines.

hardinparamedic:Dr. Whoof: He also has Water Walking and Summon Food and Drink. Unfortunately, his DPS is really low and while Remove Curse is helpful, he can't really tank, DPS or be a main healer for anything bigger than a 13 man raid.