Trending News: Is Miss Colombia's Next Career Move X-Rated?

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After being briefly (and incorrectly) crowned Miss Universe, things are looking up for Ariadna Gutierrez, aka Miss Colombia. Vivid head Steve Hirsch has offered her $1,000,000 to do a porn flick.

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Remember how awkward it was when Steve Harvey boned the results of the Miss Universe pageant, mistakenly announcing Miss Colombia Ariadna Gutierrez as the winner? Man, that was uncomfortable. It was certainly a low moment for Gutierrez, who I'm sure has a lot of other things going on, but let's acknowledge that this is kind of her thing right now. But if suffering the indignity of being mistakenly crowned the winner of an anachronistic beauty pageant wasn't enough, a different kind of boning may be afoot — Vivid Entertainment head Steve Hirsch just offered her $1mm to do porn.

"I think that I have a way that you can benefit from your experience financially as well as increasing your fame way past that of the new Miss Universe," the letter, which was almost certainly dripping with actual slime reads.

"Try to think about the names of former Miss Universe or Miss America title holders. The only name that most people remember is Vanessa Williams. The main reason is that her nude photos appeared in Penthouse Magazine and as a result her Miss America Title was withdrawn from her... Celebrity sex tapes we have distributed have advanced the careers of stars such as Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson, Pamela Anderson and many others," Hirsch continues.

This is, to put it delicately, flat-out dishonest. Pamela Anderson was already famous when her sex tape was released, and her fame was likely the only reason anyone cared about it. The same goes for Kendra Wilkinson, who was one of Hugh Hefner's girlfriends and a co-star on a show called Girl Next Door (she also received some marginal fame from marrying former Seattle Seahawks player Hank Basket). To call her "famous" was and is a stretch, but suffice it to say that, again, no one would have cared about her sex tape if she was just another nobody getting pronged in a grainy video. The only person who can legitimately credit a sex tape with propelling her to fame is Kim Kardashian, and even then people forget that a) she has an incredible marketing/business machine behind her and b) her co-star in the video, Ray-J, was marginally famous at the time.

After his exposition, Hirsch goes for the kicker:

"Here's my idea. I will pay you up to $1-million to both make movies for and represent Vivid Entertainment. You will pick your partners, the type of sex you want to have and how many movies you ultimately appear in. In addition we will commission the making of the first Vivid Girl crown for you and we believe it will be grander than anything Miss Philippines will ever wear."

Miss Colombia is obviously hot as balls, and has to have something, anything better to do with herself than make porn flicks for Vivid's gross smut peddling CEO, so this will likely never come to pass. But if it did, she could legitimately say that losing the Miss Universe crown was not the only time she got screwed in 2015.