Just when you thought all Kimye did was attend fancy award shows and wear matching ensembles, they go ahead and do something as All-American as freaking the eff out while riding the roller coaster at Magic Mountain! And did we mention their faces? Because FACES! Kanye looks like he’s living the “Good Life” (ba dum ching!), Kendall is riding the wave like a pro, and Kim looks like she’s about lose her ish and/or puke all over her and Kanye’s designer duds. On the bright side, at least she’s crying because she’s about to vom and not because she’s just broken up with the dude she should marry. (HINT HINT HINT!) Plus, you know Kanye’s gonna pick up the tab for the dry cleaning anyway.