Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Why I Need a Camera on My Phone

Yesterday I was in an office building attending a meeting. I stopped in the bathroom (of course!) and saw this sign typed up and taped on the wall:

"Please do not PEE on the toilet seat cover. WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. We are tired of looking at your PEE. This is a place of business. To pee on the toilet seat cover is very inconsiderate and unprofessional. Why can't you use a disposable paper toilet cover like the rest of us?"

Yes! I like Elisa's suggestion -- a passive-aggressive note war. Have you ever been in those bathrooms in which there is an ongoing graffiti war? It really does make for some interesting potty reading.

wow. sounds like whoever wrote that note should have counted to ten. seriously! and yes… the cover?? what the heck is that?i've heard women's restrooms are the worst. i'd hate to have to be the cleaning person. but yeah. note wars… i love it. makes going to the potty so much more fun.

I wonder how they know who it is? I work in a public school and one of my duties.....the highlight of my day....is monitoring the kindergarteners in the hall restroom after lunch. Moving 60 children in and out. Good times. I always walk in the rr first to check it, then stay at the door to let a few kids in at a time.

Several times, when I first go in to check the rr before letting the kids go in,there has been bright yellow pee on the floor near the french drain. I need a nanny-cam. How I would love to catch that little pee-er.

And almost always there are drops on the seat. Thankfully Dr. Oz tells us that urine is virtually clean.

I remember going into the restroom at our local theater directly after a sweet looking little old lady. I'm telling you - that 80 year old had to do the hula to get THAT much pee THAT well distributed to every part of that seat. I'm still amazed to this day... my goal? To be able to hula pee all over the seat at 80... not that I'm going to, but I'd like to be able to swivel like that.