Same boogers and cum as last year, just as expected. Too bad I do 'member the times when South Park didn't suck this much. Although previously I used to blame it on manatees or FunnyBot or even both, now I know exactly who's responsible for the "reboot."
Curse ye, JJ Abrams! Burn in development hell for what you've done to my favorite show!!!

The episode was lacking a big moment to me and felt like a buildup episode but I will have to re-watch it to give it a rating but rate now maybe an 8/10.

It didn’t have the new song for some reason. Was that a restriction or something or will the footage of the peoples at a football game with some different lyrics to the national anthem air like with one of the previews? I was and will be watching new episodes online with Comcast Xfinity and so did I miss something with the new national anthem or was it the same as it has always been meaning Abrams didn't change sh*t? I had some loading issues I think or maybe it was an editing thing with the episode?

So with 4 out of 5 of the girls standing up for Black Lives Matters it is really white genocide! That is not reflective of the way whites feel on average. I hated seeing young white girls sell their souls like that to filthy coloreds that would abuse and thieve as best they can with not having a job and robbing the girl’s family until she is a criminal just like the colored male is.

The ending was nice with Gerald tricking Kyle and being the mean internet bully. So why is Gerald bullying kids and especially the little white girls? Is it a joke on how Jews are secretly attacking young white girls to make them impure and force them to sleep with and procreate with colored peoples? If so that is the most accurate portrayal of Jews by South Park ever. Is Gerald white shaming the girls to trick them to race mix? Such a Jew move! I guess Gerald was making fun of them but the end result was them supporting BLM and so there must have been unheard of racist jokes or some type of white shaming I would think by Gerald to trick the girls into supporting BLM. Future episodes will shed light on this but I could be wrong.

So JJ Abrams is not shown so what is that or was it a 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' joke as I am sure that was but are we to see inside or about Abrams like that movie cuss cool. Gene Wilder died recently and so I think that helped push this scene. I kind of want to see inside Abrams house like the chocolate factory. Who knows what crazy Jewish sh*t is in there.

The Cartman reading the little red riding Kyle book was real funny. I think seeing Cartman acting nonchalant with bullying Kyle was great though so planned out. Weird thing is I bated off to some porno of little red like a season ago and it was a nice reminder. Also Cartman walking into the bathroom to see Kyle while he was taking a poo and double taked or whatever with looking in the toilet, as Kyle had not flushed. The scene was gross but got me to laugh. It was really dehumanizing to Kyle which at the time seemed overreaching but when you see at the end what his dad is up to it puts things into perspective.

The whole member berries were an amazing idea. I had said like so many how there is too many reboots and sh*t and the member berries were like retards and senior citizens and they were the best. Personifying horrible reboot movie pusher sediment was like seeing Reality again.

The episode left a big void as there was to me no big action that was identified to much by the characters. The characters were left clueless of what there fates will be which could have made for a nice cliff hanger but what will overs think? I guess the whole next future episodes are to be about Abrams, the new national anthem or why it was not changed, more member berries and where they are from and what they cause, and Gerald and his internet bullying and why.

Not thrilled that they are continuing with the continuation thing but whatever. As long as Stan and Kyle can make eye contact, be OK with each other (No punch throwing) it'll be fine. We have 9 more to go.

I don't know what the hell is going on with Gerald, but I really hope Matt and Trey put some serious thought into that choice of character, and didn't just pick him to mess with Kyle or something. I've always liked Gerald, and this is a huge negative moment for him, and if he's going to turn out to be a jerk, so be it. I just hope they don't try to go back on it quickly.

Notice: no signs of Tweek or David... I'm not sure if I saw Token either. Not counting assembly crowds, obviously.

Also, Heidi is remarkably still Heidi Turner after ten seasons, but her voice has changed... whereas Riley has become "Meagan Ridley" according to my TV's subs. Huh.

9.7/10
Man, this season started off with a bang! Between Gerald harassing the girls online, Cartman actually trying to help the girls for some reason, JJ Abrams redoing the SSB, Garrison trying to sabotage his own campaign and the member berries themselves, this episode was super cool! The way Kyle, Wendy, Bebe and Nichole acted at the end was pretty ominous though. Could a gender war in South Park actually be on the brink of occurring? So hyped for next week's episode already because I really want to see what's gonna happen next! Some more of Red in the girls' storyline would be really neat as well!

I guess it was just too obvious to make Fatass the troll everyone is upset about. Even after that assembly where he's clearly mocking Amy Schumer.

The reveal at the end with Gerald does make me intrigued about where they are going with that. Since the trolling is coming from Kyle's house, that sets up a potential development in a later episode of Fatass thinking Kyle is the troll and getting traction with such an accusation.

Not sure they had to put Garrison in orange face to make it obvious he his Donald Trump. Did they think we forgot?

The member berries; that is a great way to analogize the way nostalgia has saturated the entertainment market in the last decade or so. And making the pivot toward political nostalgia with Randy was downright brilliant. I see the potential for that to turn dark later this season.

With all the crazy sh*t this fall, there's never been a better time for the guys to do a serialized story over the course of the season.
20 seasons... damn. I never would've thought back in 2002 when I was trying to download all 80 or so episodes that existed then that I'd still be adding episodes 15 years later.

nwt000 wrote:9.7/10
Man, this season started off with a bang! Between Gerald harassing the girls online, Cartman actually trying to help the girls for some reason, JJ Abrams redoing the SSB, Garrison trying to sabotage his own campaign and the member berries themselves, this episode was super cool! The way Kyle, Wendy, Bebe and Nichole acted at the end was pretty ominous though. Could a gender war in South Park actually be on the brink of occurring? So hyped for next week's episode already because I really want to see what's gonna happen next! Some more of Red in the girls' storyline would be really neat as well!

If it is a gender war they could use Lysistrata, a story of the battle of the sexes for scenes. Gerald did mention he like gladiators with the yelping episode and so that ties into Greek history.

I'll add when Randy got upset with the member berries talking so conservative it makes me think that they may be made by Republicans or North Korea or Russia or something but we will have to see how the member berries play into things. The republicans could have created the member berries to convince Americans into supporting Garrison. Which would make sense as why he is doing so well because he is just a giant douche and a turd sandwich is so much better.

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I can't deal with this nonsense. For an unknown reason, there was some glimmer of hope I had left that I could be even the slightest bit amused by anything this show can produce, but it just becomes even more of an obnoxious, confusing, and embarrassing extension of all the sh*t I want to avoid in reality.

The show just went 1 step ahead, and did the gender war to go 1 step "higher" over the" race" war. Way more effective and show how this "war" is non-sense lol.

Love the Kyle "non-nazi guild" about feeling bad for the troll traumatising the girl. And i get that, often i hate "troll" because i kind of feel they talk for everybody ( and the troll it's kyly father lol )

I think they didnt get the song anthem for the "twist" of the "you can stand, sit or knee" line lol. And it's so a good one lol, Kopernic reaction and Garrison were great!

8/10 fairly solid, a bit convoluted. I'll admit I didn't get the member berries joke at first, I'll rewatch it later.

While we're still on that topic, people have mentioned that Gerald's wine could possibly be made of member berries. The only other people we see who ate member berries are Randy and Mr. Mackey, all of which who are older male adults. Perhaps Gerald shares "Skankhunt42" with other people?

And even though Cartman isn't behind the account, why would he draw a vagina with balls and pretend that girls are starting a gender war? I feel as if Cartman has a deeper role than we have seen so far, and he seems to be the wild card. Well, we'll wait and see.

I don't know what the hell is going on with Gerald, but I really hope Matt and Trey put some serious thought into that choice of character, and didn't just pick him to mess with Kyle or something. I've always liked Gerald, and this is a huge negative moment for him, and if he's going to turn out to be a jerk, so be it. I just hope they don't try to go back on it quickly.

Notice: no signs of Tweek or David... I'm not sure if I saw Token either. Not counting assembly crowds, obviously.

Also, Heidi is remarkably still Heidi Turner after ten seasons, but her voice has changed... whereas Riley has become "Meagan Ridley" according to my TV's subs. Huh.

Full thoughts tomorrow after a re-watch or two.

At the very beginning, you can see Jimmy, Craig, Clyde and Token in the audience.

You do not see them in the audience, but you can see Tweek and his family walking out the door at the end of that scene.

Auditorium scenes from last season look like they were re used from last season.

The first auditorium scene, you see Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Clyde, David and above them Token, Craig, Tweek.

Cartman goes up to Nelly. After she's done, he's asking her to say "My vagiiina" You look in the background it's David, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and someone else. Obvious blooper but then again we can always just think Clyde had to move and David switched places with who was sitting on the other side of Kyle.

Song Garrison and Jenner were dancing to: DNCE - Cake By The Ocean. Fun fact, in The Ring (Season 12) they had Mickey Mouse kick the crap out of DNCE's lead singer (Joe Jonas) "You don't f*cking talk to me like that!...You little piece of sh*t! haha"

Fairly decent episode would have liked to see Hillary Clinton faint during her speech. Those taking Berries were freaky. The only thing about continuing episodes is I really want to see what happens next.

Kyle: Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama and you give Cartman a million dollars?

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