Like most rabid homophobes, Rep. Michele Bachmann claims to have gay friends. And now some of her very good lesbian compadres have come forward to tell their stories in this YouTube clip created by New York comedian Jen Tullock.

Our favorite line is from “restorative” yoga instructor Cheyenne: “I took her to the iguana sanctuary I volunteer at on Saturdays. We went for felafel, then we went back to my pad and had some sake. What can I say? I found her to be incredibly curious…and flexible.”