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If God says so…

Once I was standing awkwardly outside the downtown library waiting for a friend to park and a homeless man walked up to me and said,

“God told me to ask you for a dollar.”

So I did.

Who am I to sully God’s name if He actually did tell that guy to ask me for a dollar? Stranger things have happened. In other news, apparently I’m a complete pushover so if you want something from me, all you have to say is: