his justification?! there was a 20% chance of precipitation. that means 80% of the time you look like a pleb with an umbrella, i don't have an umbrella. i've got some usb stuff though. can you plug a keyboard into a car and drive with hotkeys?

Idiots. I had an argument with mine at the weekend because I asked him to pass me my phone and he went all sarcy and was like WE'VE GOT THE MOON ON A STICK OVER HERE IF YOU WANT THAT AS WELL. I got rage.

Tonight I'm doing another live radio show btwn 10 and 11. Before that I was thinking about going to see The Cabin in the Woods, but all the screenings seems to finish either too early (like 9ish) or too late (like 9:45ish). Frustrating.

lady sheeldz went to canada this morning. i consoled myself with a mcdonalds breakfast and later I am going to be on Strathclyde's student radio station with my sister and then meeting some school friends for some pints.

Was audited over something I know nothing about (entirely my fault) and massive gaping holes were picked in the results. Had a look over them last night and nothing to do with what I look after SO FUCK YOU YOU MISERABLE BASTARDS. Also checked my bank account and have spent £300 in two weeks...somehow. Which is bad.

Drank some nice beer and I'm feeling a bit groggy this morning. I'm at my boyfriends house until this afternoon because I need to watch something on TV at 3pm and he's gone to work and there's nothing good/suitable to eat at his house. I'm going to have apple crumble for breakfast.

Don't bother with any of the local stuff (you can get most of it in pubs around here). If you're a camra member, say so when you get your glass. We didn't realise and had to sheepishly go back and ask for our £3 back.

I could do with a new laptop, but will instead be spending the money on driving lessons, because I'm 27 years old and that is ridiculous.

Rubbish lunchtime meeting to look forward to, where I need to make up some critical comments without sounding like I'm complaining, and also have to decide if I'm going to be honest about a colleague's laziness or not. Hmm.

you imagine sinking into a sumptuous, divine bed for a wonderful night's sleep. The reality is that they are all pretty much the same, and an annoying neccesity to spend loads of money on if your current mattress is fucked beyond repair.

so busy when i got to work I made an action plan! pick girl up from station tomorrow on way home from work, drop her back at station the next morning and get on train to london. drummer is round tonight the second im back from work, then i have to tidy up my pig sty.

I want to go and see the David Shrigley exhibition in that London, which ends on the 13th of May. I also want to go to the Great Escape festival in Brighton, specifically for this (maybe only this tbh, much cheaper/less running around) http://www.akoustikanarkhy.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/aa-melodic-sways-great-escape-may.html which is the 11th and 12th of May. Now then, Brighton and London are dead close to each other, right? So I can do both of these things in the same weekend, RIGHT? And it will be cheaper to travel to/stay in Brighton than London, RIIIGHT? I can't afford to arrange any of this until I get paid, but someone confirm that it may be possible please. Also might take this cute girl with me coz she was talking about wanting to go to London when I saw her at the weekend. I shall not refer to her as CG, for obvious reasons.

I'm going to go out for a bit now. I can guarantee when I come back the cake will be gone, and Bertrand the bastard mouse will also have vanished back into his hiding place. He's a cute little thing though.
I just started a crowdfunding thingy to see if I can raise the costs of insurance I need and some promo/print costs etc. If anyone could maybe share the link I'd love you long time.