At first I thought these hourly posts were annoying, a bit bizarre, attention-seeking, and totally random. But that last one actually makes me nervous.

A note from our submitter, A, (thanks!)

I just friended her last night, and she updates her status at least once an hour. I thought it would stop, but… it never does. Oh, and the spotty black stuff is my attempt at a black hole, because that’s what happens to your status feed when you friend her. THAT is the best ghost story of all time.

I know it hasn’t even been a day, A, but it’s not too late to de-friend Sarah. Come back to the light! Away from the darkness! Godspeed! Save yourself! May the force be with you! Etcetera, Etcetera.