^I miss those younger days when you're fingerbagging a chick so hard that you wonder if the pussy muscles are gonna cause you to have carpal tunnel after. Lot of effin work that keep on hitting that Gspot using that Michael Jackson "Aheehee jah-mon-it!" technique.

Anyway, basically I just said sometimes I tell girls to bite me if they can't stop screaming. Of course if it fucking hurts I revenge-thrust harder. Sometimes it doesn't end well for me and I end up with a chupacabra-like wound.

When it didn't work out, I've been told two of the former flames still liked to bite hard. Mutual friends of mines have told me that guys have literally dumped these girls b/c they were "so batshit fucking psycho in bed" and "were scared". I still laugh hysterically just thinking about it.

Anyway, basically I just said sometimes I tell girls to bite me if they can't stop screaming. Of course if it fucking hurts I revenge-thrust harder. Sometimes it doesn't end well for me and I end up with a chupacabra-like wound.

When it didn't work out, I've been told two of the former flames still liked to bite hard. Mutual friends of mines have told me that guys have literally dumped these girls b/c they were "so batshit fucking psycho in bed" and "were scared". I still laugh hysterically just thinking about it.

I had both neighboors kicking the wall, telling her to shut up because they had kids. And no-one screams that loud. I did start laughing for about 5 min. Then we continued... I thought thats what hotels were for.

Hotels suck for fucking. Once on a work conference I was approached the morning after by colleagues about things they heard. Unfortunately she was not hot so I couldn't just ask her if she wanted to join in or if she wanted the day after. Word got around. The rest were old ladies, so nobody worth hearing the sexy business.

I miss hotel sex!!!! I also miss fun shit like burying a bitches face in my giant floor pillow to cut down the noise.....but one time the bitch fought her way up outta my grip with my old S&W Mdl 60 I kept under the pillow in hand and freaking out. I didn't miss a beat....or thrust....just reached out, grabbed the pistol, tossed it on the weight bench and continued with the brutalization of that fine pordagee/PR/flip vagina. Oh and KB girl pussy making glutteral korean noises!

So I was doin' this leggy brunette, and she had a thing for wanting to say my name. So far, so good, right? Except for that she had to do it in a real false high-pitch voice that sounded like she was inhaling helium.

The whole thing was a bit freaky, like I was doin' the doll from a Chucky movie. Which after thinking about gave me a semi chubby enuff to finish while slapping her ass.

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