Listen there is only one person in America who deserves to wear this goalie mask and that’s the people’s goalie. AKA me. Ok maybe Tuukka but that’s it. Me and him. I mean everybody has seen it. I’ve just been laying it all on the line lately. Stoning everybody and everything in site. Stopping shit in my sleep. And nobody manhunted harder than I did. Practically caught the terrorists from my computer. So it just seems like a no brainer that I wear this mask next time I step inbetween the pipes. My only problem is I don’t know how to buy it or win it or whatever. If I have to stone somebody so be it. Just tell me how to get this mask. I want Taylor Hall, Logan Couture and Whitney next in that order. Set em up. Knock em down.

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B's in 6. Hawks lose tommorrow night it's over hawks fans. If there are any.

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by runtrainonrenee69 on June 21, 2013 at 2:48 pm

Hawks in 6

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by dougie-styles on June 21, 2013 at 1:40 pm

Pres, can we set up a shootout challenge between me and you? On real ice? With real pucks? I'm nothing more than a beer-leaguer with a shredded ACL, but I think the Stoolies would love to see me rip slappers at you. We could charge admission to watch, and you could donate the money to whatever charity you want/keep the money yourself. Let's make this happen.

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by klongs29 on June 21, 2013 at 1:09 pm

Only way you deserve that mask is if you cut out the street hockey bullshit and have an NHLer fire at you on the ice. Completely different ball game than ball hockey. Can't expect their best if they aren't in their element, and it'd make great tv/video watching you try to figure out what went wrong after gettin lit.

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by springboard on June 21, 2013 at 12:53 pm

Boston strong is still going on because of the Bruins representation of it and how they're still competing for the cup. I agree with you guys with the fact that its over used (by mainly pres and pres only) but you're on boston.barstool.com, if you hate it so much then quit your bitching and get the fuck out

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by frank-carlton-serafino-feranna-jr on June 21, 2013 at 12:08 pm

BdayUmich, you are such a whiny little bitch

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by zmbiewulf on June 21, 2013 at 11:51 am

Truly fucking pathetic commenters on this blog. Eat glass please.

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by brickkilledaguy on June 21, 2013 at 11:48 am

holy shit, its the first friday of summer. who gives a shit? if people use boston strong or hate on it, what the F does it matter to you?

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by alphapsi on June 21, 2013 at 11:45 am

I know it's tough for you to hear, but you are not the people's anything anymore. Most people, unbelievably, take pride in staying in shape & going to the gym. You are a fat asshole who takes pride in the embarrassment that is your life.

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by alphapsi on June 21, 2013 at 11:42 am

Pretty sure you had a nosebleed and went to bed. BC set up the manhunters den and stayed up 48+ hrs. Most of your manhunting involved RTing BC.

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by nervousaltarboy on June 21, 2013 at 11:40 am

3 people died and Boston still wants everybody to treat them like NYC after 9/11

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by pippenainteasy on June 21, 2013 at 11:22 am

Didn't you fall asleep mid-manhunt? Big Cat manhunted way harder, and from a distance. You were average at best

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by pippenainteasy on June 21, 2013 at 11:22 am

Didn't you fall asleep mid-manhunt. Big Cat manhunted way harder, and from a distance. You were average at best

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by bdayumich on June 21, 2013 at 11:09 am

Done listening to Boston act like "Boston Strong" is some kind of sacred phrase that pertains to the tragic events of the Marathon. Fuck Boston Strong and fuck the whinny little bitches crying about other cities making fun of it.