Well, you can blame the caucuses of war, for one. After all, they are drawn by the smell of warm and pain. And let's not forget the demanding vultures, who demand the parts of the devil. They ain't called demanding vultures for nuthin', ya know.

The solution to all this madness? Well, first thing we gotta do is hold hands and sing happy songs of peace and love. Then leave the Internet and make contributions to society. Plant trees, read to little kids, help old ladies cross the street. If we can do that, we can make the world a better place.