Papa John’s

The cardinal rule of any successful robbery -- whether it be a bank, store, or any other establishment carrying copious amounts of cash -- is to maintain control of one's emotions throughout the duration of the forced transaction until it is complete. In other words, do try to keep it cool. A neophyte robber in Helena, Montana failed to heed this adage when holding up a local Papa John's, turning what otherwise should have been a tense situation into an awkward one when he broke down and started bawling in front of the clerk and everyone waiting in line for pizza.

You can get a slice of the Royal Wedding action because we’ve created a unique portrait of Prince William and Kate Middleton to celebrate their forthcoming marriage. We worked with a food artist to create our topping mosaic pizza. Kate’s veil is made from mushrooms and her dress from cheese, while William’s morning suit has been created out of salami and peppers!

Pricetag: £500. Perfect for the royal wedding viewing party you are sure to have on April 29th, because you are going to have a royal wedding viewing party on April 29th, right?
(via Tosh.0)
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