And the next thing you know, the Vikings cut him. Because they don’t tolerate criminals on their team!

Oddly, they’ve had more criminals on their team than any other team in the NFL since 2000. Because criminals equal wins! Or something like that.

In any case, you know Jefferson is awful at football. He just got cut by the Vikings, who have probably the worst secondary in the NFL. And this guy couldn’t even get on the field. He had five tackles on the season and one pick.

Of course, that’s one more pick than starting cornerback Chris Cook has.

Remember, in these dark days, at least we’re not the Minnesota Vikings.