>>65511798>earmarks are conservative Christian valuesthis is a great line, not because it's at all true but because it perfectly represents the futility of attempts to profile people who troll anything anywhere

>>65512121>tfw I wrote that copypasta in late 2008/early 2009 anonymously on another website and it's taken off to this level but since I wrote it anonymously and the site I originally posted it to died and the original posting was lost I can never truly claim credit or prove that I wrote itI did really write it. You don't have to believe me, after all I can't prove it, but I wrote that one as well as a few other copypastas of a similar subject matter that are less popular but still being circulated to this day.

>>65511798I am not saying that webcomic can't be funny, but i think it would work better without direct references. In any case, it is hit and miss most of the times.>>65512205I don't believe you but whatever.What website was that?

>Diaz draws pin up art of his waifu, rants about how it's empowering to women because reasons.>Tumblr girls makes comic poking fun at Diaz and his waifu, says if he wants to draw porn he should totally just go ahead and do it - just don't pretend like you're doing a favor to womankind>Diaz sends her hate via tumblr, calls her a passive aggressive shit, goes on Twitter tirade about how webcomics are too small of a scene for this much drama (drama he's creating, mind)>Tumblr retaliates>Diaz has been radio silent for almost a month now

>>65515775>The only person who has shown even an iota of concern for him is fucking Andrew Dobsonkek. Source? Diaz's real life reaction to Dobbles jumping to his defence is something I'd would gladly have paid money to see.

>>65515601Bitch, please. If he committed suicide, tumblr and twitter would be posting about it non stop and crying about how we need to go after those evil cyber bullies by imposing Orwellian thought police tactics on all forms of 'hate speech'

>>65515925>>65515949>>65515775The person he bitched at turned out to be girl. This caused the brains of all his usual white knight faggots to short out over from trying to figure out which side to defend. Thus the lack of short out.

>>65516120>>65516126The sad thing is this is what these people actually believe. It's come to something when the people who claim to be the progressive and liberal ones are the same ones advocating authoritarianism.

I made the OP image for /gsg/ years ago and it reads like a big, black game of telephone. Looks like somebody's cleaned it up a lot since its last incarnation, so that's cool. I think a few other OP blurbs still have my hand in them from the generals I've wandered through, and some threads didn't survive altogether.

>>65516357>The funny thing is the term "smooth soul sister" is racist as well so the comic is pretty hypocritical.That might be part of the joke seeing as how this is parodying Willis.

You have to remember this parodying is the kind of mindset in which it's okay for a white man to say to an Asian Woman "You're lying about your race and gender because you talk (read: type) like a white man."

>>65516357It's actually an attack on Dave Willis, who uses his minority and female characters as his sock puppets to voice his opinions so often that you could almost forget he's a straight white dude.

>>65516557You sound like you expect the readers to identify with Trolly and enjoy it because he 'wins'. It's clear to the reader that he's an unreasonable asshole. The humor comes from how the other characters react to him.

>>65512205I know that feel.I still see a few of my greentext stories posted in "best of 4chan" threads.Nothing anyone would know. They definitely arent the more popular pics, but still, ive seen them turn up a few times.

Also some of the pics ive requested in drawfag threads have been saved by a ton of people.I didnt draw it, but it was my idea. as if that matters.>pic related

>>65517012>you did that on purpose, right? I have aspergers and can't recognize sarcasmHaha wow. This is better than I thought it would be for a comic purely made to slag and slam cunts its pretty funny.

Actually if I remember right Willis did get into an argument with some asian dyke on a forum once about demographic representation on an internet forum. He started calling her a "fox news watcher" and shit. Thread's gone now though, it was years back.

This is a paste from a file I have labeled "INTERNET TOUGH GUY.txt." There are a few in the original text file that I'm not 100% positive whether I wrote them or not, it's all kind of a blur, so I left those ones out. In this pastebin are the copypastas I know for a fact I wrote, and I believe they're in more or less chronological order of when I wrote them. The one at the very bottom was actually written earlier today.

>>65517150I love how tumblr's preferred way of making characters less "perfect" (so much more relatable, you know?) is to give them a honking red nose and chimp ears. And usually (but not in this particular case) make them a bit chubby as well.

>>65517298>Two years ago>I am a racist person.>now>Makes a comic about how interracial couples are bad because they may favor a "whiter" child over the "blacker" one. >"Blacker" in this case meaning the one who robs convenience stores.

Oh man, I remember that. Him and his guys were trying to advocate changing the subtitles in some crappy 80s transformer anime so that a robot ninja was renamed to some term from the IDW 2000s comics series because no reason at all.

So then some guys are like "sure is some white american guys trying to dictate names for a japanese kids' show in here" and he flipped his lid.

They still go at it from time to time. Last time was in the Transformers Convention thread. They started talking about body shapes in female transformers and the Lesbian said something about there being two genders, which caused Willis to put her on Ignore publicly.

The argument was that this cartoon ninja in a children's cartoon was white and teal so he couldn't possibly be a ninja, so they needed to rename him as Phase Sixer, which is a codename for Transformers in the IDW comic series that can destroy whole worlds.

>>65516126One of my best friends was a hardcore SJW, and a few weeks ago she decided I couldn't be her friend anymore because- I shit you not- I believe people should have a right to free speech.

Seriously, I'm not even embellishing that. I said that people have a right to make tasteless, offensive jokes because that's what free speech is about, and they have to face the natural consequences of such things. You can't just take away people's right because they disagree with you.

She said she couldn't trust me ever again, mind you this is a person whose life I've saved and who's saved my life as well, and was as close as a sister to me. All that didn't matter because of her made-up fake Tumblr world.

These fuckers say that they're not about thought control or censorship, but that's certainly what it looks like to literally everybody outside of the echo chamber.

>>65517844Seems to me that your friend has made the classic SJW mistake of misinterpreting what you said. Did you make it clear that there is a difference between having a right to do something and whether or not it is actually ok to do?

>>65517890Yup, blocked on Facebook, deleted all contacts, everything. We have tons of mutual friends and acquaintances but as I'm sure you can guess she was very much a shut-in and valued her Tumblr over everything else.

In fact, I probably should've seen the writing on the wall because every single one of her close friends eventually had a huge falling out with her, and when I asked them why, they said she blew up at them for having an opinion and cut them off.

Interestingly she's apparently moderately "famous" on Tumblr, I'd rather not share her blog though because if it gets back to her somehow I'm fucking dead.

Also I still have her copy of Tales of Symphonia and I'm kind of trolling her by waiting as long as possible to give it back.

>>65518041We do a lot of mean thing anon. There is a reason we were named the Hate Machine or whatever the fuck they call us, back when 4chan was just a child tantrums were often. Now we're middle aged and have settled down, we're still angry angry assholes but more in a Moore way than a Black Panthers way.

>>65518038Oh yeah, absolutely. She kept accusing me of defending rape jokes, and I kept explaining that I wasn't saying that rape jokes were ok or sensible and that I thought people who made them were scum, but that I had no right to force them to stop because they're humans with their own minds and free will.

I actually think she really didn't get that that was what I was saying though, it's one of those cases where she may have been all ready to get mad because of something else in her day and she was looking for something to get really pissed about.

To drive the point as to how close we were, about an hour before this conversation we were working on plans to move in together.

>>655180104chan is noble bigots. We're assholes, but we're all on the same level.They're bigoted nobles. It's all about tiers of power and how you need enough tiers to be able to say whatever you want, otherwise you might as well be dead.

If she's cut you off like you say will she even come after you to retrieve Symphonia? Its pretty much an unspoken rule that if you burn a bridge or one of the parties moves you aren't getting your shit back unless you make a point of it.

>>65518485I'm not gonna post the Tumblr because I just know some faggot here is gonna send her a PM or whatever they have over there telling her some 4chan asshole is shittalking her and since she has no other longterm friends she'll know it's me.

>>65518551Doncha love the kind of people whom if you give them a hammer they'll quickly beat themselves to death with it

SJWs in general are turning out to be the most inherently self-destructive internet subculture to date. As Gamergate shows as soon as they get any measure of power they immediately abuse it until it falls apart around them.

Though titties, anon. I was the one who edited THIS image into the one with the hand over the pillow, and it's been way more popular than the original. I honestly want people to recognize the actual artist, but I have no idea who it is.

>>65518660Barring the nudes thing, I'd like to know how that anon is going to talk sense into his tumblrist friend. Apparently she's had a falling out with everyone of her former friends about her behavior and ideaology

Holy shit kid, you want to drive some nails into your palms and die for our sins since you're already determined to set yourself up as a huge goddamn martyr?

>B-BUT FIRST AMENDMENT RIIIIIGHTS

Unless this girl who friendzoned you works for the highest levels of the government, she's incapable of threatening anyone's free speech since all the first amendment says is that the federal government can't restrict your rights to speech.

>>65519046while she's about as threatening as a rock, she's still a huge cunt for cutting people out for differing opinions, normal people cut people off either because they're making them uncomfortable or they just fell out

>>65519133SJWs never contribute to anything, though. Their entire activity is literally limited to yelling on the internet, making crazy lectures in college and apparently running video game 'news' sites.

>>65519214I only ever got this feeling when I told jokes form the internet to my school friends in 4th-6th grade and then they just spread it around and said it over and over and then i hated myself for even telling them the joke

>>65519587They got a point, we are all faggots and your opinion or who you are matters not here.The fag you are fighting in one thread could be the last Anon you told "You are mah nigga" and if somebody shit over you it will last only for that thread, unless you are a massive cunt.

>>65519667This comes up every time, but they're honestly underwhelming and not very good as fap material. Take it from someone who has seen them, they're disappointing and generally not worth the effort to look them up.

>>65519695>it will last only for that threadOr even less, as long as you only reply to one person per post you can end up alternating between praising a person and calling them a faggot with every post.

>>65519705I'm considering a career as a vet, and while it has probably the slowest traffic, I will admit /an/ is a very cosy place (unless someone's shitposting about neutering or specifically bred dogs)>>65519774/an/ is a really casual place though, so it's expected

>>65519663The misconception that being an sjw yourself excuses you from being a white male.Macklemore routinely gets shit on by sjw's for the most minute things despite being the preachiest social justice asshole in entertainment.

>>65519746it really doesn't matter unless you're being an uppity cunt posting inane and stupid opinions without proof. Unless you've been here since before chanology, it doesn't matter really. Speaking of which, wasn't surgeon spam on /b/ around 08 or something? I miss there being no captcha.

>>65519742I made some shitty MS paint incest porn on /v/ once for a thread of what kind of vidya parent you had, most of the drawings are lost and the ones that survived are on paheal under "Mama-chan" tag. From time to time I get to see them getting reposted on porn threads.

>>65519804>Stringing along multiple conversations on different posts. >They converge into like twp other people who you were just arguing with about one thing and teaming up on the other anon over the second topic. Its an interesting system.

>>65519844To be fair he entirely deserves it.Faggot doesn't know shit about anything he's talking about.That one gay song he wrote legit offended me and I'm queerer than double dodger dogs trying to squeeze themselves into a single bun.

>>65517160>brown womenbecause that's their avatars. SJWs are almost exclusively west coast white men with glasses that dress from thrift shops and chubby white girls that are either in or two seconds out of college that have dyed their hair some color more commonly seen in anime.

>>65519921Sometimes I wish I could be a mod just to be able to see and follow who ends up arguing with who. It really seems like a fascinating thing to watch. Like every sitcom mistaken identity plot ramped up with 4chan's usual fury.

No, we are not. We don't endeavor to stop anybody from participating. We don't treat outsiders any differently than we treat regulars, and unless you step on some cultural landmine then we're generally happy to help on any board.

We spent entire threads giving legitimate recommendations to Lazare. We even listened to his party jams, anon.

>>65520089>we don't endeavor to stop anybody from participatingWhat about people who strongly disagree with our opinions, or people that act like Redditors or Tumblrites? >we don't treat outsiders any differently than regularsYes we do, unless those outsiders lurk for quite a while. We even call them newfags and tell them to get the fuck out.>unless you step on some cultural landmineOnes which change more rapidly than stock prices.

>>65520089I think something that is inherent in anonymous posting is that you never know what you're going to get. One thread you can have people having an intelligent discussion, and in another thread you can have nothing but shitposting.

Are you actually new here? Nobody has taken the newfag thing seriously. Ever. We are as likely to shitpost a bad request thread by a babyfaced tumblerite as we are to shittalk a bad opinion from some dedicated neckbeard wizard.

We're not mean to outsiders and kind to insiders. We're equal parts awful and helpful to everybody.

>No, feminists, you can't accuse people of shit without evidence.>No, Dobson, you can't give advice you read from a How to Draw Manga book to the masses and try to pass it off as legitimate insight.>No, Katia, you cannot have a good, normal, or decent life because your suffering makes me all kinds of money.

>>65519133>SJWs>sex positiveNot in the fucking least. They might be down with inventing new pronouns and genders every week but when it comes to actual sex and sexuality they're more like fucking soccer moms who don't think it people should be making sexy content (at least not of women) because it's objectifying and misogynistic.

>>65520289Stop being silly. You KNOW we insult idiots that post shit that doesn't agree with what we think and people that clearly act like shills. You KNOW we generally act more friendly to people who follow the current trends and post shit that the hivemind enjoys. It's basic human nature. 4chan isn't some nebulous alien monster that acts schizophrenically, it's just a bunch of anonymous people who are encouraged to act like assholes.

>>65520238>you never know what you're going to getI love those screencaps that go like this>OP: Hey /co/ should I read Batman?>342 posts and 84 image replies omitted. Click here to view.>Anons are arguing about political topics or just the farthest thing imaginable from batman.

>>65520176>What about people who strongly disagree with our opinions, or people that act like Redditors or Tumblrites?Being told to fuck off is somehow stopping you from participating? Sorry your feelings get hurt so much by being called names you have to stop posting tumblerite redditor newfag.

>>655122054chan is my creative place where I'm always trying to write things that other people will like or laugh at. it's worked a few times, i'll see screencaps from time to time and it gives me such a weird feeling inside.

>>65519995>“And I can’t change even if I tried, even if I wanted to,"That's basically it. The entire song keeps repeating this bullshit, tired cliche about being "born this way" and "unable to change," the end result is so sexually regressive it can't and won't even recognize the Kinsey scale.Also it's a piss poor song in general, but that offends me in a different way.

>>65519973That's entirely possible, but it doesn't differentiate him at all from diaz, or for that matter most people who try to get by on their feminist/liberal/sjw cred. Guys who join such causes tend to develop a 'white messiah' attitude, like they're there to defend the poor savages who are to weak or stupid to fight their own battles. Diaz saw himself as a leader of the social justice movement and was probably genuinely offended that a mere plebian cartoonist called him out on his stupidity. He didn't realize that tumblr didn't like him for his ideas, it liked him for his willingness to add his voice to their own. Once he spoke out of turn, he had outlived his purpose.

>>65520720>evading bans>not using bantime as a way to calm the fuck down and play some vidyaIn any case, however much time you spend being banned (or working on unbanning yourself) is time you're spending not participating. It works, in a way.

>>65520630>I also like how your dumb ass didn't respond to my other pointsBecause you're arguing with multiple people, fuckface. And since when do you get banned on 4chan for spouting opinions that disagree with the "hivemind"?

I really don't think you get the point of being anonymous at all. The point is you do not have a reputation, you cannot be personally targeted for hate or praise because you are anonymous. You can exit a debate at any time in which everyone seems to hate you and go straight into another thread and start posting and everyone will love you.

>>65520911Depends on if they're women or not. SJW men are usually *just* smart enough to know to back the fuck out since those ancient animal instincts kick in and they realize the tide is about to turn on them.

>>65520927>You can exit a debate at any time in which everyone seems to hate you and go straight into another thread and start posting and everyone will love you.Hell, you can switch sides in the same argument and no one can call you out on it.

>>65518716God damn it guys, we're /co/! We have superman, the point of half the superheroes is to save their villains. At least try to help her understand her problems with reality, giving up is for faggots.

>>65521043I've only actually met one bug-chaser in my life and it was pretty fucked up. Not just the whole, "I want HIV thing," but it was all part of an elaborate scheme against his boyfriend. Something like the purest expression of the concept of hatefucking.

>>65520779Woah now.Keep that tumblr shit out of here.Honestly - at least from what I've read, a lot of LGBT groups advocate not coming out if you're in an unsafe environment and do not have the capability to move yourself away and support yourself. So that's just a shitty thing brought about by the media's romanticization of being "true to yourself" and by extension running away, for teens.

>>65520929>tfw District 9 court ruling is going to make CCW shall issueFeels good.

>>65519919I think it's differant than exclusionary. We just have a really weird culture, we do quite a lot to keep the Hate Machine look rolling to weed out the weak. I use WE as a "more than one person", 4chan's also not a single organism unlike SJW cults.

>>65521125You're welcome, just remember that New York state has ten times the number of hate crimes as Alabama and, as far as pistol calibers go, there really isn't enough of a ballistics difference between the most common self-defense rounds to base your choice of carry gun on anything other than personal preference. It's all about shot placement.

>>65521379Being told to go back to reddit is one of the few insults that bothers me. It has nothing to do with the community, I just hate the website's format enough that the idea of using it pisses me off. How the fuck can people post on that shitheap?

>>65521238>talking to friend>she brings up how comics are the most sexist things ever>she's literally never read a comic that wasn't a Tumblr drawing or manga >I am a huge nerd for comic history>tell her the "problems" with females in comics are largely misconceptions carried over from the 90's and female characters have been pushed in comics since the 60's but nobody cares about them >she says my opinion ccan't be trusted because I probably am biased and blind to the struggles of females

AND YET YOU ARE NOT BIASED AND MAYBE SEE ISSUES WHERE THERE AREN'T ANY BECAUSE YOU'RE A FEMALE WITH A VICTIM COMPLEX?

>>65520339I can't remember. I remember a time before "newfag" was a term and when we had to scroll to the top of the page to reply, and had to manually refresh. There was no captchas and frames were still the norm.

>>65518551Don't, man. I'm not telling you for her sake. If she's cut you off, that's her decision. I'm telling you for you. This is the dark, anon. No one watching, no one has to know. Only the you, the real you underneath all the stuff you wear to get through life. The decision you make is what will be in your heart. Don't let the pain twist you. Don't let the impulse turn you into something you can't look at.

I used to think like some of you, that it was okay to use this place to always be mean, hateful, spiteful, just say the most awful things you can think of and really try to hurt somebody. I was from Reddit and thought it was the coolest site ever, because it all gets wiped away and means nothing soon enough.But after a couple weeks, I had my eyes opened from browsing a handful of /v/, /co/ and /a/ threads. As an oldfag I see that it's important to agree and support a few people you see posting, instead of just leaving a thread full of negativity. You have to encourage the right people and not just tear down the bad ones even though it's more fun to be the "epic trolly mc whatever" who gets all the replies and wins the thread for being the cleverest shitposter.

>>65521930Most people like thinking their opinions matter more than other people's. Giving them the opportunity to actually make other people's opinions worth less than theirs is like giving them crack.

>>65521914I found it once. It helped me go through one thread and find about two worthwhile posts. I'm pretty sure by the next time I tried to use the site it had moved and I couldn't find it again. God I hate that place.

>>65522114The threads I'm in don't lend well to discussion, they're derailed easy. I'm not going to tell you which boards though because I know you'll go try to be epic.I'm rarely on /co/ because it's full of newfags though so do it all you want here.