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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

I don't know why Jesus waited so long on this one. He has finally seen it fit to send Shirley Temple to hell.

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Shirley Temple Black, who as a dimpled, precocious and determined little girl in the 1930s sang and tap-danced her way to a height of Hollywood stardom and worldwide fame that no other child has reached, died on Monday night at her home in Woodside, Calif. She was 85.
Her publicist, Cheryl Kagan, confirmed her death.
Ms. Black returned to the spotlight in the 1960s in the surprising new role of diplomat, but in the popular imagination she would always be America’s darling of the Depression years, when in 23 motion pictures her sparkling personality and sunny optimism lifted spirits and made her famous. From 1935 to 1939 she was the most popular movie star in America, with Clark Gable a distant second. She received more mail than Greta Garbo and was photographed more often than President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
The little girl with 56 perfect blonde ringlets and an air of relentless determination was so precocious that the usually unflappable Adolphe Menjou, her co-star in her first big hit, “Little Miss Marker,” described her as “an Ethel Barrymore at 6” and said she was “making a stooge out of me.”

__________________Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!!

Another dead Jooish comic gets sent to .

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(CNN) -- Sid Caesar, whose clever, anarchic comedy on such programs as "Your Show of Shows" and "Caesar's Hour" helped define the 1950s "Golden Age of Television," has died. He was 91.
A friend of the family, actor Rudy De Luca, did not know the exact cause of death, but said Caesar had respiratory problems and other health problems for several years.
Caesar became famous for "Your Show of Shows," which went on the air in 1950. It lasted four years and was followed by "Caesar's Hour," which combined sketches, musical revues and situation comedy.

She divorced and remarried, in direct violation of Matthew 19:9. She therefore takes her place among her fellow adulteresses, being spit-roasted over a bowl of embers while satan's minions prod her with red-hot pokers. A fitting end for one who ushered in the age of children dancing lewdly on the big screen...

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II Thessalonians 1:7-9And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power

The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

Just goes to show you, the LORD isn't fooled when men pretend to be decent Christians for appearances, or to foster a self-delusion of goodness. A Presbyterian and Democrat, Waite tried to lead his state into ruin by running as a Democrat for a U.S. representative seat that includes Palm Springs. The LORD smote him by making him lose to Mary Bono, the widow of former Democrat, pot-head and "Sonny and Cher" star Sonny Bono.

Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.

Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.

Oh, good, now maybe he can "de-evolve" into one of Satan's party ewes.

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Devo guitarist Robert "Bob 2" Casale has been cast in to the fires of Hell at the tender age of 61. You can only produce one too many pro-masturbatory songs like "Whip It!" before you get God's attention.

Anytime a musician or otherwise talented artist neglects to use their God-given abilities to bring glory to His Kingdom, they deserve no sympathy from True Christians™. Instead of promoting masturbation, he could have been promoting prayer in the classroom. To say he blew his chance at Salvation is to put it mildly. Now he has all eternity to think about what could have been.

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II Thessalonians 1:7-9And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power

The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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