This morning in Introduction to Psychology, Jones College Freshman Simone Johnson raised her hand and asked to be excused to the restroom. “We’re in college now, and first impressions are key,” Johnson said. “I didn’t want to be rude by just getting up and walking out. The professor would definitely remember if I did that, […]

Last week, in a move facilitated by H&D, Seibel servery began using Lovett to make toast for breakfast. The long awaited decision has sent a wave of euphoria over the student body. “About damn time,” said Ted Reyes, ‘85. Lovett students, now forced to sleep on the road, are thankful for their upgraded living conditions. […]