I love Peter Pan collars as much as you do, but there’s no way on earth they can continue to thrive past September. It’s come to the point where, when I performed a search for “medic” collar and then for “cossack collar,” some version of the Peter Pan–whether pointed (which isn’t a true Peter Pan) or rounded–came up.

It’s all too much. I crave the next thing. What do you think it will be? Here are some of my wishes.

1. The Sailor Collar: Just adorable enough to serve as Methanone for our Peter Pan addiction. I wouldn’t want to wear one everyday, and think I’d get sick of them after three months, but the Sailor would make the perfect throw-away trend:

3. Cascade or Jabot collar: Romantic ruffle layers drip from the center front of the neckline. Less avant garde and more wearable than the Pierrot collar, which would really be the next “in” thing if I had my way…