You may consider yourself “green” because you bring your own canvas bag to the grocery store, or because you only by the really expensive four-dollar slicing cucumbers that look, stacked under the moistening produce spigot at Whole Foods, vaguely like the mummefied penises of so many deposed troll kings, but you’re… »6/02/13 5:00pm 6/02/13 5:00pm

You know how there are only three certainties in life: Death, taxes, and cats are terrifying bastards? Well, those first two are still true but the cat thing is now in dispute, thanks to the common household printer! Apparently cats cannot handle that crazy fuck. »12/19/12 9:15pm 12/19/12 9:15pm