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I'm a full time Mom to a beautiful baby girl born in October of 2005, and beautiful identical twin girls born in March 2008. What have I learned about staying at home? I really don't have time to watch Soap Operas and eat Bon Bon's - I feel completely misled!
I have a total girl crush on Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Garner and Kate Hudson. There! I said it and I'm not ashamed.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

While the Munchkin was (not) napping in her room this afternoon, I decided to tackle some much needed housework. I have fallen off of the cleaning wagon, and I'm desperately trying to right myself before the laundry gets up and walks itself to the washing machine.. Although that would be nice, wouldn't it?

While prepping my floors to be mopped (sweeping and swiffering.) I noticed this brown smudge on the laundry room doors. I like to think I keep a relatively clean house, and that something like this must not have been there too long, or I would have noticed. Of course my first thought is that it looks an awful lot like poo. I then happen to notice the same smudge on the kitchen door, door frame and knob. I'm thinking this is bad, very bad! The Munchkin has been going through this phase where she likes to let her hands "hang out" down the back of her diaper, not really doing anything, just resting, so I of course thought the worst. I went to get a paper towel to examine the unidentifiable substance, I couldn't tell by sight alone, so I had to resort to the sniff test..... Don't act like you've never done this!

Thankfully, it was without a doubt, peanut butter! I thought I was going to have to break all of my new "green" rules and whip out the clorox for some hard core cleaning!

Now my only questions is this, what stupid Mommy let her child walk around the house eating a PB&J? Oh right, me, the one who was too tired to fight about sitting at the table to eat lunch. Some days you just have to give, even if means wiping peanut butter off of your walls!

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Right now, my bed has a puddle of whole milk drying in the middle of it. Odds are it will not be changed until my usual sheet changing day of Sunday, because really? I can't be bothered to mess with it and it is ONLY milk. Right? :)

All because it seemed easier to let my Little Man watch Jojo's Circus on our bed while he ate breakfast so I didn't fight him, since I had to be at work early and just did not have time to deal with a pissy toddler.

My Stalkers

Munchkin Said What?

When I asked what the twins were doing in the other room: "Don't worry Mom, they're playing tag with an alligator, attack of the babies, attack of the babies!!

After spying on the neighbors having a party, she says to me: "Mom let's go crash down their party"

When I told her she couldn't have any more candy because it would make her Dentist sad.. She said "Well, it can just be our little secret"

"Mommy, would you still love me if I was a squishy bug?"

"I don't want a piggy back ride, I want a piggy tummy"

When she noticed that Hubby had shaved his vacation scruff - she said: Daddy, you look like a girl.

Mommy, I wear big girl panties, does daddy wear big boy panties too?

I poop from my butt, and tee-tee from my bum-bum...

Look Mommy! that poop looks like a sloth.

Mommy, you're the best!...... Can I have a chip now?

On the way home from the water park - Munchkin says "I need to poop" I ask her to wait until we get to RM's house. She begins to "toot." We ask her what she is doing and she says " Saying the ABC's with my butt"

At dinner the other night, she announced that she was going to be an Animal Doctor when she grows up... We were impressed and pleased, and then she said.... "Or a fork"