Woomba: The Robot That Cleans Your Lady-Business

To the manufacturers of products that try to make women feel as if they're dirty, smelly or, to put it in advertising parlance-- "not so fresh," I got three words: soap and water. It wouldn't surprise me if a product like Woomba came out, though. This fully-automated robot will clean your noony by way of built-in sensors that know when you're not at your "freshest" (there's that word again). The only thing I can say in favor of this imaginary product is that it makes a very cute sound...