Bill was a very nice guy and had a glowing Tinder profile, but the fact was that he
was massively cheap. There was this time that he took a date to the roller rink and
had kids from a church group claim that he and his friend were their chaperoning parents
so they could get into the rink for free. Cocktails with his date were pickle fizzes.

'pickle fizz' honestly was a thing you could get at Skateland in Yakima WA.