Personally, I’d have disqualified the IMAO babe from being the winning submission solely for having her finger on the trigger. Dont be all gun supportive and sh*t and then display them prominently in an unsafe fashion.

Great charity must be rendered to those of us who were raised Catholic, as well, Bunkerhillbilly, and have moved on, my friend

“Raised…and have moved on…”

At a minimum, even if you, for whatever regrettable reason that motivated your departure, are no longer among the congregants, you have a knowledge of the fundamentals of the faith, its structure, and the process of papal succession.

Having such an acquaintance, beyond that of mere nodding, why then the motivation to join with the uninformed in the cloddish piling on in the want for the cheap laugh?

If we’re going in this direction, Jimmy, why not tolerate a little blackface minstrelsy, some hook-nosed jews in yarmulkes, you know, it’s just for the laughs, right? Rastus, Moishe, and Benedict XVI walk into a bar…hyuck, hyuck!.

I could see it if the Conclave gets into a riotous pie fight or the Holy Father pranks the Camerlingo with a whoopee cushion or a joybuzzer behind the papal ring. Maybe a prank call from the Pope from the Vatican City broadcast studios to the cellphone of a recalcitrant Cardinal where the caller ID reads GOD.

I should hope that this site aspires to be better, sharper, and intellectually derisive.

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