The original cover of Killer Queen by British rock megaband Queen is, to put it mildly, lackluster. It just shows the band with floppy 1970s haircuts looking, if anything, bored. The remix shows exactly what it should, a devilishly dastardly queen whose looks could kill, let along her evil magic. Whatever you do, don't drink the glowing purple substance in the wine glass she is holding, that's sure to make her a killer queen for sure.

You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties by Jona Lewie is one of those songs that gets played at the kind of parties where it's best to be in the kitchen because the music choice is too sad to dance to. The original cover reflects this musical sadness. The remix, shows someone else who seems to be in the kitchen at a party, clearing up the mess on the floor. Fancy getting down on your knees and helping out? Happy days!

Perfection is hard, if not impossible to achieve. But this remix comes pretty close. The original cover for this 1976 song called Stiletto Heels by Sailor shows the band in a completely fictitious backdrop playing their instruments in front of a false frontage. There's nothing false about the frontage on the remix though as the band have been replaced by a sailor, in high heels. Perfection?

Put your Hand On Your Heart, is the instruction we are given by Kylie Minogue in her 1989 single. But does Kylie demonstrate what this entails? No. She sits in some kind of mid-western barn-yard looking like a reject from a line-dancing party. Sadly, the remix doesn't completely resolve this issue as the girl in on the new cover also does not have her hand on her heart, but instead is using her hands to cover herself up as she is otherwise naked. Probably a good move on her part!

Just answer one simple question and we can be done. Who would you rather be held at gunpoint by and asked to 'Stand And Deliver' - Adam And The Ants or some sexy topless pirate girl? If your answer was a sexy topless pirate girl then you are in the right place, as that's exactly who appears on the remix of this 1980s single cover. Aharr there me sweetie.

Another triple-whammy of covers, this time the remix of Alice Cooper's 1972 classic School's Out (For Summer). The original cover shows a typical 1970s classroom desk. The first of our remixes shows a teacher in stockings and high heels for whom it is clearly summer and no school as she wouldn't wear that during the semester would she? Would she? The final remix shows what really happens when schools are out for summer, which is that teachers get naked and pose on their desks for pictures. Yeah, right!

Apparently the original cover for Go Wild In The Country by Bow Wow Wow caused some controversy at the time as the lead singer was too young to be posing naked in front of anyone, let alone on the cover of a single. Our remix does away with this controversial image and instead just shows four babes in bikinis who seem intent on pulling each other's bikinis off. The fact that they are in the country and are wild makes them the perfect subject for the remix!

"Why all the remixes of obscure tracks?" is a question we get asked a lot here at AllBum.Art. The answer is too complicated to give in full but in the case of this particular cover, it was purely the fact that one of the team found a photo of a sexy milf whose skirt and t-shirt were too short and said that these were a really bad fit. And so we found a song with a suitable title: Misfit by Curiosity Killed The Cat, and remixed the cover. Does that answer your questions?

A 1960s soul classic remix from Wilson Pickett. The original cover of In The Midnight Hour shows Mr Pickett singing into his microphone but no indication of where he is or how late in the day it it. The remix resolves this anomaly by using a wider view to show that Mr Pickett is standing in a street with a girl standing in front of him (to who is is singing). How do we know it is midnight? Because the girl is wearing nothing more than a see-through t-shirt and you don't wear those in broad daylight (not even broads do that!)

A Roller Skating Jam Named 'Saturdays' is a rather odd title for a song but then De La Soul were never shy of oddness (or so it says here). The original cover shows artwork of the time (early 199s) with two people (one boy, one girl) holding hands with roller skates on. The remix shows three people (all girls) with roller skates on. For some reason they are also largely topless. Cute!