Just when you think you've seen everything that can possibly done with groom'ss cakes college-wise, along comes something that blows your mind. Take for example this Texas groom's cake featuring the Longhorns' beloved mascot Bevo in all his...wait, where are Bevo's horns? Ohmygosh! Somebody sawed them off and placed them at Bevo's front hooves!

And what's that Texas A&M blanket doing wrapped over Bevo's back? This isn't a Texas groom's cake, it's an Aggie fan's groom's cake! Looks like being in the SEC hasn't quenched Aggieland's hatred for Texas and ol' Taco Meat.