USB Missile Launcher is the new Disc Gun

If you work at a small company, you probably have heard the term USB Missile launcher. No? Let me tell you what it is. A USB Missile launcher is like the squirt guns and disc guns were back in the 60s. These are mainly being used by the bosses or owners of the small offices and even sometimes bigger ones to remind their workers to get back to work when they find them gossiping, taking a nap, chatting on Facebook or Whatsapp, using Social Media and other stuff like that.

It is mostly being used by the lady bosses of the companies or store owners. Men are also using it but mostly it is the women. Whether it is the men or the women using it, it is mostly being used on the male workers, women very rarely use it on their female workers but when they do, they do it very cautiously. Men don’t use it at all on their female workers or they might get arrested for harassment, particularly, if they do it very frequently.

Many are saying that it is for the use by co-workers. Well, that is absolute baloney. I haven’t heard of or seen any co-worker using it. They wouldn’t be allowed to do so.

The product isn’t doing as good as the Sonic Grenades, catapults, lightsabers or ninjas, but it has earned a name for itself. I know several eBay sellers who bought it in bulk in expectation of earning huge profits are now facing huge losses. And I am deadly serious here.

There is no choice of color here. Only an army green color is available. It is more expensive than its rivals and that’s the main reason why it is not doing so well. A lot of media hype was created about this by the media claiming that it is one of the most cool devices to have ever been created and some even went on to the extent of saying that it is as revolutionary as a telephone. I mean, how stupid can you be to say that. It was a small statewide magazine that said “it is as revolutionary as a telephone”. I was burst into laughter along with anger when I read this. Is this the Global village that we have created where a journalist is so stupid to call a mini useless gadget as revolutionary as a telephone? My God! Some people are just unbelievable. The whole world is unbelievable. Einstein rightly said that the human stupidity is infinite and that’s one of the reasons also why they worship a guy like Einstein who advised the American establishment to throw a nuclear bomb on Japan.

Another reason why it is not doing good in the market is that it is not stealthy. Anyone carrying it connected to his/her Mac or Windows will look awkward.