Watch SNL's Fake Ad for "Almost Pizza"

Saturday’s SNL had this fake ad for “Almost Pizza”: a food product made by Pfizer that cannot, legally, be referred to as pizza.

Fake pizza is still a little less disgusting than good ‘ol Crystal Gravy. For any younger readers out there, this ad is making fun of the early ’90s’ short-lived Crystal Pepsi (a clear cola!). Enjoy, but maybe not while eating lunch: