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Selena Gomez Causes Safety Hazard By Spilling Gasoline

Selena Gomez was spotted filling up her Ford Escape Limited looking good with her knee high stockings but apparently wasn’t paying attention because after filling up her tank she forgot to release the handle and spilled some gasoline onto the ground. Our impression is that she was deeply thinking of ways she’d kill both Justin Bieber and Barbara Palvin. Selena might be single and has Spring Breakers being released in March but she’s still a crazy young starlet who wouldn’t surprise us if she had a shrine dedicated to the death of Justin and Barbara in her house. Either that or she’s just that stupid that she doesn’t know how to fill her gas tank propoerly.

I prefer to think that the Bieber surely didn't do
anything but to lower her sexual expectations for future men. She also should
come with a warranty like a BMW that says, "Barely used and still tight".

JessJ GrgeCdnBastard I'm just down the road (around 3,000 miles from there) and they are the same here. Most likely same everywhere. The really bad joke this area is that BP stations around here removed the letters BP from all their signs after the spill & the Brits think we're so stupid we'll never figure it out what those big green signs with no letters mean now.....duhhhh whut be them thar things Uncle Jedd???