Making a cake in the shape of a pumpkin seemed like a fun idea at the time but once you started futzing with the black icing you realized you have zero artistic ability and that your pumpkin looks more like the Boogeyman. It happens.

The best way to make cider out of all these rotten apples (the autumnal version of lemons into lemonade) is to post a picture of your Halloween baking fail for all to see. Because the only thing you can do now is laugh.