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This year’s most ridiculous headline

Yes, I realize that there are still a couple of months left till 2019. But it difficult to believe that any new headline will beat this one for sheer chutzpah. (Look it up.)

How can any product claim to be loved by all Americans? Heck, how can anything claim to be loved by all Americans. Then Nestlé doubles down on its arrogance by adding that “everyone has grown to love” (it).

And they finish by declaring that this is the “Crunch Generation.”

This is all so absurd on so many levels that I am trying to figure out if they have perhaps confused Halloween with April Fool’s Day and this is meant to be a spoof.

“All Americans.” “Everyone.” “The Crunch Generation.” Does any of this ring true? No, it seems as if they have confused hyperbole with absurdity.