50 Items That Never Made It

NEOPIAN SHOPS - I was wondering around Neopia aimlessly one day, staring at the
items in the shops though the windows. After nearly getting killed in a rush for
my Uni to buy the Golden Hair Brush she just had to have, I started to look around
the little shop we were in. I saw an assortment of items like Caramel Creams (guaranteed
to give hours of relief from talkative pets), Feather Weeds (they tickle), and
Buzz Honey (makes a lovely mess for you to clean up afterwards). I got to wondering,
just how many odd items are there that didn't make it. So I went to Kayla, who
knows everything, and asked. This is just a small portion of the list she gave
me.

1. Yurble Egg - Do Yurbles lay eggs?

2. Wish Sandwich - Just two slices of bread and a "I wish there was something
in the middle."

3. Wiggly Toothbrush - For some reason, no one like having their teeth brush
by these squirming things. Personally, I love it.

4. White Chocolate Yo-yo - "Sheeshi, how many times do I have to tell you not
to eat your toys before dinner?"

5. What to Expect When Your Expecting...To Take Over Neopia! - Written by the
Meepits in retaliation of Slothy's Machine.

45. Cherry Orange Grape Chocolate Melon Chia Pops - The taste testers are currently
being treated at the NeoHospital.

46. Bubble Popper - To stop those pesky Bubble Blowers.

47. Bottled Invisible Faerie - Just empty bottles. Invisible faeries do too
exist. Who do you think keeps taking the socks that go missing in the dryer?

48. Banana Shortcake - They couldn't keep the Myncis out long enough to sell
it.

49. Bag of Plushies - You can never have too many toys, right?

50. Angry Grarrl Mask - Frighten away anyone who annoys you!

At this point, my Kougra is doubled over in laughter. She's been reading this
over my shoulder as I type, so I have to stop now to make sure she's okay. Kayla
wouldn't give me anymore of the list, anyway. She says that there is so much
more, that it would never fit into a single article anyway. There are, like,
fifty-eleventy-hundered more. So I will put this away and we'll see. Perhaps
next time I find out the list of nicknames for Dr. Sloth. Pookie sounds good,
for starters....