Kudos for trying to class it up a bit, but this doesn’t even feel like your style.

Granted, our ambivalence about this dress may have something to do with the fact that we are COMPLETELY OVER those stupid slouchy, cold-shoulder half-sleeves, of which there were far too many examples on the GG RC and also because it sports breast curtains, which are very silly things.

We don’t deny that it has major drama appeal and even looks kind of pretty in some shots, but the details bug and the overall floaty, sheer feel – with a cape, no less – just isn’t very “her.”