Why Do the Newest Members of the Boston Celtics Look So Sad?

Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you the “Boston Celtics Sad Three.”

The Boston Celtics formally introduced their newest team members since trading Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce to the Brooklyn Nets last week. And judging by this picture posted to the team’s official Instagram page, it looks like these guys (Keith Bogans, MarShon Brooks and Kris Humphries) look to be thrilled to be a part of the franchise.

Not.

Keith and MarShon look like they’re watching a kitten get drowned, and Kris looks like he’s trying to smile, but it’s just not all the way there. Honestly, no one looks happy to be there, but they could at least try to smile for the cameras.

Oh, there it is. We knew you could do it, guys!

This is what happened when the Miami Heat were asked what they thought about the Boston Celtics’ newest players: