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Post 327: The Sweet Smell of Nothing

It was a dark and stormy night. Sparky lost power and needed candles to see the television by. Luckily, someone had given him or her a very special present last Christmas. Something no one else has.

Piece of crap candle

Absolutely free! Piece of crap candle. I believe it was intended to smell like cinnamon but actually just smells like nothing. The other awesome feature it has is a wick that won’t stay lit for more than five minutes at a time.

There are worse things it could have smelled like, which I was afraid of from the title of the ad. The wick going out after five minutes is a safety feature. Can’t believe Sparky is just giving this away! Thanks, Ralph, for finding such wonderful lit-erature.

SUBMIT AN AD FOR CONSIDERATION

Please copy and paste the ad for consideration, include the photos, because by the time I get around to going back to it, it will be flagged and gone.
Send to wtfsparkyville at gmail dot com
Thankyouverymuch!

The Box — Best Comments from the Week(s) Past

The Box is Broken. Sorry about that. Will try to update again some day.

From Monday August 17--

I always thought that T-shirt time was an individual activity, not a group sport. Today, I learned something.