Because living in space for months is FREAKIN’ LAME, the crew of International Space Station Expedition 45 decided to spice things up with their official group photo. Chances are they are all nerds and did this voluntarily, but I wouldn’t put it past Disney to engage in a brilliant marketing campaign.

Haha, you guys, I’m not a nerd, but that one astronaut has a red light saber, which means he is a Sith in disguise (and not a thorough disguise). Also I often wonder what color light saber I would carry if I were a Jedi, and I think the answer is green.

“A silver lightsaber is used by those who are remarkably level headed. Always maintaining an inner zen, these users have an excellent handle on their emotions and can utilize their inner calm to achieve any goal.”

Ugh. “A blue lightsaber is used by those who seek to protect others… these lightsabers are wielded by those with a kind heart and passion for justice.” Total BS. I specifically picked not protecting others, being a little mean, and having a passion for feeling smarter than most people as my values.

“A green lightsaber is used by those with an extreme link to the Force. Often times the users of a green lightsaber will have a high value placed on pacifism.”

Well, that doesn’t tell me much, but at least I have an extreme link to the Force?

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