While the other couples arrived with several suitcases in tow, Joe Francis and girlfriend Abbey Wilson brought their literal baggage to their new digs in a massive moving truck. What do you think they have inside of there (besides lies, heartache, and sexual fantasies)?

5. FLAV DEFENDS JOE’S CAREER

Dr. Jenn admitted to VH1 that she struggled with personal bias towards Joe before the season began, based on what she knew of him in the media. Making money and gaining notoriety off explicit videos that many argue exploit young women does have the potential to paint an individual in a certain light. Luckily, Flav informs his new housemates (and the audience) that everyone’s seen stuff like this before, so what’s the big deal? “I love Girls Gone Wild. Love it. I mean, what man really doesn’t like porn?” Thought-provoking conversation, and they haven’t even served dinner yet.

6. JOE MAKES BEDROOM DEMANDS

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We understand wanting to make a good impression on your new friends and television viewers, but hasn’t Joe ever heard of taking a moment to let it all sink in? Either his fixation with making the bed (which should already be made considering the couple just arrived, right?) while Abbey is checking up on work emails makes us wonder if he’s trying too hard to put on a perfect facade. You can’t hide the truth from Dr. Jenn!