So, The Darren Criss ACS: Versace Nude Scene Is Here (VIDEO)

LGBTQ advocate and singing/acting sensation Darren Criss isn't gay, but he can give you what you want, and most people want to see his nude bod! Today Tumblr - the granter of wishes - has made that possible. Ahead of tomorrow's premiere of the hyped-to-within-an-inch-of-its-life Ryan Murphy-produced series The Assassination of Gianni Versace: American Crime Story, a nude clip has hit the web, and it proves that Andrew Cunanan portrayer Criss has a jiggly AF ass! The best kind of ass IMHO. This marks Criss' nude debut, so it's something to write home about.

About 99% of the Gay Internet wants to eat Criss' holes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 24/7 until the end of time, and while to be quite frank his face and body and everything about him have never done anything for me in any capacity, I get it. I do. He's got... IDK... something going on I'm sure.

In this clip from American Crime Story, Criss strips off his towel, revealing the aforementioned junk in his trunk as well as a sexy tan line! Andrew Cunanan (**SPOILER**) was the serial killer responsible for the death of Versace as well as at least four other people, and I'm excited to see how Murphy glamorizes his life! You? Head to the comments to spillz on my face!