A girl walks into a bar and asks for a shot of Vodka. The bartender gives it to her, she drinks it, and passes out. The bartender tries to wake her but cant. When he sees that no one else is in the bar...

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizens home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age...

This bloke with Tourettes Syndrome walks into the most exclusive restaurant in town. Wheres the mother fucking manager, you cock sucking arse wipe? he inquires of one of the waiters. The waiter is taken-aback...

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted...

A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, Would you mind if I chatted with you for...

It was George the postmans last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted...

A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving...