I very much want to start growing, and my wife is fine with it, but we have to small boys and a 15YO. A "closet grow" would keep the small ones at bay if I locked it up and waited til they were asleep to tend to it every night, but the 15YO is gonna catch on in a few seconds. I do not want to grow outdoors. Do I have any options here?

I know traditional "storage units" are a bad idea, for several reasons. But I've been wondering if I could rent a small garage, or a small office space to set this up. As I'm new to this, I'm looking to start with just a few (3-5) plants.

And yes, I know, you don't tell ANYONE ANYTHING - INCLUDING your wife/GF, but SHE'S the one who came up with the idea to begin with.