I am going to take the most offensive but still not TOS breaking Merc Corp names possible.

I am also going to be the asshole that equips nothing but Gauss rifles. Every iteration of MW I played consisted of me abusing the hell out of the Gauss rifles, due to their low heat generation and retarded range.

In fact, if they do not let me take one of the 100-ton mechs and throw on a Gauss rifle at EVERY POSSIBLE LOCATION, I will quit.

Edit: Or LRM-20s. I will settle with be able to blow my entire load of hundreds of missiles at a single target.