Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu.Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how muchwill that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is$49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card isover the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw somecash before your guy arrives"