Sarah Palin Doesn’t Have Time for Oprah

Oprah is not feeling the way Sarah Palin played her, but she knows she’ll have the last word:

“I said I would be happy to talk to Sarah Palin when the election was over…I went and tried to talk to Sarah Palin and instead she talked to Greta [Van Susteren]. She talked to Matt [Lauer]. She talked to Larry [King],” Winfrey tells Extra. “But she didn’t talk to me.”

But Winfrey doesn’t think she’ll stay away for long.

“Maybe she’ll talk to me now that she has a [multi-million dollar] book deal,” she said. Winfrey’s book club propels novels onto bestselling lists.

Don’t worry, Harpo, we’re gonna get this heffa. We’ll get a super chocolate brotha like Idris Elba that she can’t resist to have a pretend swirl with her, and then snap some pictures of her pasty cakes up in the air to put her on blast. She looks like she’s curious about the “rumors” anyway.