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Did you like something today?
Well, you shouldn't have. That was a horrible thing to do. I hope
you feel ashamed of yourself.

But it might not have been entirely your fault. With standards of
morality evolving and advancing by the millisecond, it's hard to
keep track of all the things it's now immoral to partake in.
That's why we've compiled the ultimate list of items that,
according to modern voices on the Internet, no one should ever
like.

Disagreeing with anything in this list is not allowed. If we ever
find out you disagreed with anything placed here, we will NOT
hesistate to publicly SHAME YOU on all social media and in
opinion essays on major websites, as well as dox your address and
all your personal information so everyone else can harrass you as
well. It's called "punching up" and an act of virtue,
but only when WE do it.

The following things are forbidden to like. Liking them is
dangerous, ignorant and absent of wokeity, and continues the
acceleration of our society down the slippery slope into total
oppressive fascist dictatorial doom!*

*if you like any of these
things anyway, and you wake up tomorrow to find America has
become overtaken by Nazis and every minority is being tortured,
IT'LL BE YOUR FAULT BECAUSE YOU LIKED THESE THINGS!

Football
The Dukes of Hazzard
83% of YouTube influencers
Back to the Future parts I, II and IIIThe Fifth Element
Every Disney movie that John Lasseter was involved with
Every Disney movie that Walt Disney was involved with
Looney Tunes
Tom & Jerry
Scooby-Doo
Stranger Things (for CHILD RAPE)
Monopoly (for promoting capitalism)
Dallas
Dynasty
Falcon Crest
The Police (the band)
The Police (all actual police)
Sting
WHAM
George Michael
Mojo Nixon
Roseanne (the show)
Roseanne (the person)
Look Who's Talking Too
Home On The Range
Anyone in history who made the "OK" hand
gesture, as it now means white supremacy
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama, for promoting the coooooooool crime of robbery
South Park
King of the Hill
The Critic
Ren & Stimpy
Duckman
Slacker Cats
Anything with Tim Allen in it
Friends
Seinfeld
Garfield
Odie
Anything made of plasticThe expression "Bring home
the bacon"
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Penny Arcade
"Passengers" with Chris Pratt and Jennifer
Lawrence
Sixteen CandlesA Christmas Story
The Aristocats
The Aristocrats
Non-biased sources of news
Chris Rock
Eddie Murphy
Richard Pryor
The Brave Little Toaster
Quack Pack (episode set in Far East Asia uses
stereotypes. Most outrageously, the man who wrote this
episode still continues to work in animation today! WE
DEMAND THAT MAN BE FIRED!)
Amazon.com
Facebook
Twitter
Wal-Mart
Your mom
Blade Runner
Blade Runner 2049
Over 30 states in the union
Humor in general
Animaniacs
The Angry Video Game Nerd
The Nostalgia Critic
The Cinema Snob
Arlo
Black Panther (we mean the character....Killmonger is the one to root
for)
The original cut of ET that doesn't remove the guns
MST3K, for mocking all that hard work
Homestar Runner (character "Trogdor" glorifies
arson against poor people)
Sesame Street (pilot episode encourages children to
follow strangers)
The comic strip Ziggy (not enough people of color)
Every US president
The comic strip Curtis (not enough people of color)
Doctor Who (the word "POLICE" on
the front of the TARDIS is too triggering)
Men
Doctor Who again (for this promotional image,
which exemplifies everything wrong about gender
representation in film and TV)
"Destroyer" by The Kinks (for the line
"paranoia will destroy ya," as paranoia is
actually good)
All cheeses not made from human breast milk
Civility
Dragon's Lair
Pac-Man (not enough women)
Ms. Pac-Man (woman character is only recognizable through
physical stereotypical signifiers like pink accessories)
All Grand Theft Autoes
Tecmo Super Bowl (for the football. UNLESS YOU APPROVE OF
CONCUSSIONS)
Final Fantasies I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X,
XI, XII, XIII, XIV, and XV
The Legend of Zelda (unless you approve of a boy running
around with a knife killing animals)
Cuphead (even though game contains no
racial stereotypes, other cartoons that were made in the
same time period the game is mimicking contained racial
stereotypes, therefore it counts, so you're racist if you
like Cuphead)
Catherine (if we EVER find out you've liked this, we'll
break your legs)Mulan
National Lampoon's Vacation
Anything with "National Lampoon's" in front of
it
Netflix
Hulu
Crunchyroll
VRV
WWE
RWBY
Plastic bags
Katy Perry
The DiC cut of Sailor Moon that edited out the lesbian
stuff
Every comic book superhero with the possible exception of
Faith
Alan Moore
Frank Miller
Frank Cho
Rob Liefeld
Greg Horn
Greg Land
Peter David
Todd McFarlane
Seth MacFarlane
Every "ism" except socialismRudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Bloom County
Outland
The Far Side
Dilbert
Hagar The Horrible
BC
Wizard of Id
Crock
Gil Thorp
Chico and the Man
Any movie or TV show with a food fight scene, while
children starve in AfricaSaying "Long Time No
See"Saying "Paddy Wagon"
Game of Thrones
Three's Company
Bananas in Pajamas
90210
Melrose Place
Mr. Magoo
Wayne's World
Wayne's World 2
E-mail
Traditional mail
Non-electric carsBedtime for Bonzo
Tumblr
Reddit
4Chan
8Chan
Gravity Falls
The sun
The MPAA
Harry Potter (no Jewish wizards)
Portland, OR
Scrooge McDuck (unless you think THIS IS FUNNY,
and you BETTER NOT THINK THIS IS FUNNY)
That animated adaption of The Killing Joke
BuzzfeedThe Office
Mark Twain
Austin Powers
Dr. Seuss
Earthworm Jim
Archie Andrews, in all forms
Every fraternity on Earth
Liberty And The LittlesFrederick Wiseman
BlobfishThe One And Only Genuine Original Family Band
McDonalds
Any child who has stayed at a Ronald McDonald House, for
their association with McDonalds
Those Game & Watch devices
The "This is fine" dog
Mac And Me
Eleanor Shellstrop
Tahani Al-Jamil
Jason Mendoza
All Janets
Asbestos
Lead
The Transformers
Alex Keaton
Mallory Keaton
Mr. BelvedereFallout
Guns
Knives
Fists
Bad words
Pillows (which can be used as a weapon to suffocate
people in their sleep)
Every movie that Donald Trump cameoed in, including The
Little Rascals
All electronics that were assembled within Foxconn
Blazing SaddlesThe Coen Brothers
Money in all currencies
The Confederate flag
The US flag
The national anthem
The Pledge of Allegiance
79% of the Founding Fathers
All fireworks with the exception of tiny sparklers"Baby It's Cold
Outside"
Saturday Night Live
Mad TV
Fridays
Andy Kaufman
Joss Whedon
Anything Joss Whedon was involved with, including
Dollhouse and Alien Resurrection
The electoral collegeSt. Patrick's Day
Elephants for their association with conservativism
William Hanna
Joseph Barbera
Joe Ruby
Ken Spears
Lou Scheimer
Willy Wonka
Mahatma GhandiGolf
Tim Curry
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Missionaries
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
All electricity generated by hydroelectric power plants
Bill Maher (well, he just sucks)

Do you have a problem with this
list? Then you have a problem with BASIC HUMAN DECENCY! Do you
want to have a problem with BASIC HUMAN DECENCY? Then shaddup!
And don't think about liking any of the things we didn't mention
here! If nothing is perfect or free from criticism, then
everything must be shamed! Every story and concept created by
Fallen Man must be dragged through the village naked while we
march behind in our habits clanging a giant bell! Because
according to our own figures, 97.5% of every known action that
creates pleasure causes suffering to someone else, whether
psychically or otherwise!

IF YOU ENJOY ANYTHING,
YOU'RE ENJOYING IT AT THE EXPENSE
OF SOMEONE ELSE'S MISERY!

Liking things is, therefore, immoral. How can you continue to
like things, armed with this knowledge? What kind of sick,
twisted (and probably Republican) human being would continue to
like things after we just told you how bad they are? And don't
even argue. Any objections against us -- and anything we say --
is a vote in favor of the enemy. If you take issue with -- or ask
any curious questions about -- anything we just called out,
you're AIDING AND ABETTING RACISM, SEXISM, MISOGYNY AND
OPPRESSION. Period. Jerk.

The reality is, we live in an age where the most crass,
conceited, insensitive blowhard imaginable has obtained the
highest position of power in the world. Faced with this dilemma,
the only appropriate response is to overcompensate in the other
direction and become super-censoring Church Ladies circa 1987
SNL. We will no longer put up with anything, no matter what the
thing is -- it just has to be a thing. Time's up, not just for
sexual harrassment and assault, but for Ziggy.

The only thing you are currently allowed to like is Dr. Robotnik
from Sonic The Hedgehog.