WHAT A TRAINWRECK: We gone done messed up. Yesterday, we reported that Amy Schumer has been vacationing on her husband Chris Fischer’s farm on Martha’s Vineyard, when she’s actually staying at a piece of property whose past is rooted on her side of the family. “My dad restored a farmhouse from the 1700s in the ‘70s and we lost it when we went bankrupt,” Schumer told the Track. “I bought it back and that was my father’s first time returning to the farm he built after 30 years.” Note to self, the bar for parental gifts has now been raised from macaroni necklaces to country homes that are plastered with nostalgia and sentiment.

ALL ABOUT THAT PLACE: We can confirm that the Nantucket home where Meghan Trainor spent her teen years is officially on the market. We’re told that the “Treat Myself” singer’s parents, Gary and Kelli Trainor, are selling the house and moving to California, where Meghan and her brothers Ryan and Justin live. The 5,300-square-foot, wooden shingle-covered structure features four bedrooms and 5.5 bathrooms on 1.78 acres of land. If you have your sights set on the pop princess’ childhood property at 12 Sesapana Road, local broker Lisa Sherburne of Atlantic East Nantucket Real Estate is the agent on the $1.68M listing.

TO BE FRANCO: We hear that James Franco visited The Cafe at Explorateur with a few friends Sunday. While at the Tremont Street establishment, the actor apparently ordered a couple of Quiche Lorraines and a few caffeinated libations, including an Americano and a regular coffee. As of now, there’s no word as to why Franco, who lives in New York City, was in town.