03/19/15 #034 St. Patrick’s Day Green Dress Run

What better way to show off your pale winter legs than to run around downtown Columbus in a green dress. There will be a prize for the whitest legs and also best dress.

WHEN: March 19, 2016
HARES: Pool Tool and Brown And Runny
WHERE: Grass Skirt Tiki Room 105 N Grant Ave. Columbus,OH 43215 $2.50 Miller Drafts, $4 24oz. PBR cans
PARKING: There is a pay lot to the north of Grass Skirt that is $5. Or you can park at the meters on the street at your own risk. The staff has been parking at the meters for years and never gotten tickets.
MUSTER: 12:00
CHALK TALK: 1:30
ON-OUT: 2:00
TRAIL: A to B
HASH CASH: A $15 value!

What to expect: Good beer, shitty beer, shitty urban trail with very little shiggy, cat calls and whistles from passers by, snacks, and other misc. shenanigans. If there are enough racists that really want to run, a longer eagle trail can be arranged. Please let me know if you are one of them.
What to bring: yourself, a green dress, virgins, a whistle, extra money for on after. After circle, we will be right down the street from Dirty Franks, 16 Bit Arcade, and Mikeys Late Night Slice. Rumor has it that Mikeys is doing a collaboration pizza with Hot Chicken Takeover.