Uh, so, apparently MySpace is back? And the hip kids are all about it? Pharrell, Riff Raff and some other ethnically diverse/super chic/ill-kempt youths are in the promo video, and last night at the El Rey theater in Los Angeles, celebs partied to celebrate the "relaunch" of the brand. Dress code: Cool kids-don't-give-a-fuck casual.

Digging Nana's abominable snowwoman look, even if it is LA in June. JoJo's drop-crotch pants are okay but the hat is troubling. Melody Thornton had a cute idea but those leather shorts are severely unflattering to the mid-section. (Legs look phenomenal, however!)

Stepping it up a notch and going for contrasty shoes: Dianna Agron, Abigail Spencer, Roxane Mesquida.

Best dressed! Amazing hair! Winning my heart and soul and giving me dress envy: Sanaa Lathan. Why are you not cast in everything all the time?

And now for the true bedraggled fucked-up Derelicte shit. Miss Miley Cyrus. Sweatpants and jeans stitched together like homeless couture. Frankentrousers? Sweatjeans? Jeansweats? Sweans? Jeats? IN THE NAME OF KRIS KROSS WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?