Robot Hugshttp://www.robot-hugs.com
Enjoy the cold, emotionless embrace of Robot Hugs.Tue, 21 May 2019 04:01:00 +0000en-UShourly1https://wordpress.org/?v=5.0.473271065Riskshttp://www.robot-hugs.com/risks/
Tue, 21 May 2019 04:01:00 +0000http://www.robot-hugs.com/risks/New comic! Content note: non-serious death and dying Had a doctor consult last week and kept saying the wrong hecking things to these medical professionals who were just trying to give me good information. It’s hard to find the right words in the moment for “i don’t want to die but i know that death […]]]>

Content note: non-serious death and dying

Had a doctor consult last week and kept saying the wrong hecking things to these medical professionals who were just trying to give me good information. It’s hard to find the right words in the moment for “i don’t want to die but i know that death comes to everyone at some point and worrying about it is just not high on my priority list, would you like to hear about some of my actual phobias instead?”

]]>2087Crossed Wireshttp://www.robot-hugs.com/crossed-wires/
Fri, 10 May 2019 04:01:00 +0000http://www.robot-hugs.com/crossed-wires/New comic! CPAP machines and USB cables are basicallllllly interchangeable. By the way this happened about 6 years ago and made me fall in love with my partner EVEN HARDER that giant dork]]>

CPAP machines and USB cables are basicallllllly interchangeable.

By the way this happened about 6 years ago and made me fall in love with my partner EVEN HARDER that giant dork

]]>2082Nightmarehttp://www.robot-hugs.com/nightmare/
Wed, 17 Apr 2019 04:01:00 +0000http://www.robot-hugs.com/nightmare/New comic! I knew that damn thing was going to replace me. Granted, it vacuums with more skill and frequency than I ever did, but still.]]>

I knew that damn thing was going to replace me. Granted, it vacuums with more skill and frequency than I ever did, but still.

]]>2080Productivityhttp://www.robot-hugs.com/productivity/
Tue, 02 Apr 2019 04:01:00 +0000http://www.robot-hugs.com/productivity/New comic! Hey hustle culture is a real damn mindfuck and it’s really easy to trick yourself into believing that everything creative or productive and every scrap of talent can and should be monetized, capitalized, or otherwise harnessed for some sort of external machine. I have been spending a lot of time trying to figure […]]]>

Hey hustle culture is a real damn mindfuck and it’s really easy to trick yourself into believing that everything creative or productive and every scrap of talent can and should be monetized, capitalized, or otherwise harnessed for some sort of external machine. I have been spending a lot of time trying to figure out how to spend a lot of my time without feeling a constant pressure to turn everything I love into something Productive. It is totally soul sucking to look at everything creative in your life and have your first thought ‘how can I package this’. I want my hobbies back!

]]>2078No Shakehttp://www.robot-hugs.com/no-shake/
Tue, 19 Mar 2019 04:01:00 +0000http://www.robot-hugs.com/no-shake/New comic! Like 90% of people are just fine with not shaking hands and more and more of them understand completely but there’s like 1 in 10 dudes who are just reallllllllly intense about showing off their Very Firm Business Handshake. Before you suggest it I refuse to constantly tell people ‘Oh I have a […]]]>

Like 90% of people are just fine with not shaking hands and more and more of them understand completely but there’s like 1 in 10 dudes who are just reallllllllly intense about showing off their Very Firm Business Handshake.

Before you suggest it I refuse to constantly tell people ‘Oh I have a cold’ because first, I don’t, and also that only works once or twice and when you see the same people every month or so it’s best to just establish a precedent of ‘hey I don’t do the ritual hand touch thing but it’s going to be fine!’

]]>2074Hypotheticalhttp://www.robot-hugs.com/hypothetical/
Wed, 20 Feb 2019 05:01:00 +0000http://www.robot-hugs.com/hypothetical/New comic! Note: This comic includes short non-graphic musings on hypothetical ways a person may be murdered. So I do have a LawFriend and I do spend a lot of time with him just sort of parsing out some… scenarios, and I was genuinely surprised to find out that I was the only person who […]]]>

Note: This comic includes short non-graphic musings on hypothetical ways a person may be murdered.

So I do have a LawFriend and I do spend a lot of time with him just sort of parsing out some… scenarios, and I was genuinely surprised to find out that I was the only person who did this! Huh!

]]>2072Despairhttp://www.robot-hugs.com/despair/
Tue, 12 Feb 2019 05:01:00 +0000http://www.robot-hugs.com/despair/New comic! It’s been really hard lately to stay hopeful and helpful. I’m sure many people, like me, feel isolated and frustrated and frightened. I don’t think I know how to not feel those things, but every time I communicate, volunteer, donate, engage, I can put them behind me a little.]]>

It’s been really hard lately to stay hopeful and helpful. I’m sure many people, like me, feel isolated and frustrated and frightened. I don’t think I know how to not feel those things, but every time I communicate, volunteer, donate, engage, I can put them behind me a little.