This is the "I've watched porn every day since the season ended, any questions?" face.

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Joe Girardi now officially half caveman, half lizard. He looks like he could snatch a baseball out of the air with his tongue at any given moment. Prediction: He will complete metamorphosis to Serpentor by July.

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Somewhere in this photo is Ryan Braun. Who knew the Brewers of all teams would be the ones to embrace the darkness?

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Fittingly, Eric Gagne is already drifting into the shadows.

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The "I'll be manager by late July" face.

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No matter how dark and dreary they make this photo shoot, it's still little Craiggy Counsell.

Too bad herpes!
OMG, Chris Brown has herpes! Even celebrity can get STDs, no wonder why more and more hot girls & guys are looking for dating and support on the largest STD dating site —- STDslove.com —–

you have to look twice to catch matsuis cold sore, but his picture is not nearly as creepy as dan haren’s pic. haren looks like the guy who’d bust the sheriff’s head open for interrupting his trailer orgy or something disgusting like that. im sure giambi would love this guy if haren ever goes to the yankees, but that would be provided that joba doesnt get to him 1st.