A Definitive Ranking

I feel like not enough people talk about the fact that only 4 out of the 6 core Kardashian/Jenners were invited to the Met Gala last night.

“Maybe they were invited, but just didn’t go!” you say? Who on earth gets invited to the Met Gala and doesn’t go?!

But the Jenner/Kardashians who were there certainly did not disappoint (except you, Kris). Most of them showed up looking bomb AF, so here is a definitive ranking of who looked the best (and who didn’t).

#1: Kendall Jenner who strayed from the Balmain pack and went with literally the most beautiful Versace dress I’ve ever seen.

2. Kylie Jenner who has definitely worn this dress many times before, but nonetheless looked beautiful. Except that Lord Farquad hair?

3. Kim Kardashian who sort of looked good. I haven’t decided. Is it just me or has she never looked shorter?

4. Kris Jenner who I mistook for Angelina Jolie in Maleficent” – said nobody ever