How did you celebrate National Puppy Day? Probably not by performing what is obviously some sort of preamble dance to a ritualistic sacrifice with your pair of pygmy goats while listening to Hall & Oates "You Make My Dreams Come True," but this is America and people are free to choose their choices when it comes to crazy religious rites. Someone in Hollywood must be looking to cast a pygmy goat romantic comedy, and I can't imagine a goat couple with more microcosmic chemistry than Charlie and Lily. I bet that just a few days from now they'll be pressing their tiny hooves onto ink pads and stamping on the dotted line of a lucrative contract in order to become the next Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers...of goats.