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Who Dey Revolution Manifesto

Preamble

IN THIS TIME of perpetual Cincinnati Bengals incompetence and futility, with zero playoff wins in the nineteen seasons since the WhoDeyRevolution Godfather, Paul Brown, passed away in 1991 and handed the team to his fortunate son, the Despot, Mike Brown;

Introduction

WE, the members of the Who Dey Revolution, in our fervent dedication to the Cincinnati Bengals and fanatical desire to transform our hometown team into perpetual Super Bowl contenders, call for a popular revolution of fans to demand comprehensive reform to the managerial decisions and approach of Cincinnati Bengals ownership, management, staff and players, and hereby call for the adoption of the following Who Dey Revolution Manifesto:

Manifesto Demands

THAT the Mike Brown, Katie Blackburn, Marvin Lewis, along with every other member of the Bengals management, staff and personnel, state publicly to all Bengals fans, “I will do everything in my power to help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl;”

THAT Mike Brown will hire a general manager, drastically expand the scouting department and relinquish all control of player personnel;

THAT all training, rehabilitation and medical facilities are considered best-in-class compared to other NFL teams;

THAT the management fill the team only with players who fit the system, both mentally and physically, and are not reluctant to makes changes to player personnel when needed, regardless of cost or loyalty concerns;

THAT offensive and defensive line depth is considered the top priority for all player personnel decisions;

THAT all decisions made by ownership, management, staff and players, both on and off the field, are judged only by this criterion: “Does this help the Cincinnati Bengals win a Super Bowl?”

Hey, at least he's spending the minimal money to bus the team up there and rent out the facility and not simply cancelling practice like they did during the lightning storm in preseason.

Right?

Right?

Aw, who am I kidding - this dude's eternal cheapness is an embarassing reflection on not only himself and the Bengals organization, but also all the goodwill his father engendered from the NFL community.

So they don't train in the conditions they are supposed to play in and still get their respective asses handed to them -- BRILLIANT! Again with this fucking bullshit about having an indoor practice facility. Can you not understand the common fucking sense behind practicing as close as to how you will play and that means the conditions that you will play in?

So you hold a practice outside and then a practice at a suitable venue -- Wall2Wall Soccer? Just tell me what they can't do (besides punt and for that tell the fargin' punter to step outside and kick the fucking ball!)!. They can run the same plays. You don't need an eighty foot celing for that. So, if they can get the time and place scheduled, what difference does it make? I've yet to hear you or any other person on this board refute this logic (namely because it can't). What happened, sonny got called by his indoor soccer coach telling him not to come to practice because the Mean Ol' Bengals took over the place? Is that it? Unreal!