]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/24/baby-bloopers/food-emergency/feed/0Taking a Walkhttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/22/baby-bloopers/taking-a-walk/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/22/baby-bloopers/taking-a-walk/#commentsWed, 22 Oct 2014 13:24:39 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=4004My son and husband took our beagle for a walk around the neighborhood. As they came into the house afterward, my son commented, “You know Daddy, that would have been a lot quicker if we took your car!”

]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/22/baby-bloopers/taking-a-walk/feed/0Trick or Treat!http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/20/baby-bloopers/trick-or-treat/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/20/baby-bloopers/trick-or-treat/#commentsMon, 20 Oct 2014 13:42:33 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=3995We were trick-or-treating in our neighborhood. When we rang the bell at a neighbor’s house, no one answered. When my son asked why, I explained that not everyone celebrates Halloween. He asked, “Should we say ‘Merry Christmas!’ instead?”

]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/20/baby-bloopers/trick-or-treat/feed/0Pumpkin Patchhttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/16/baby-bloopers/pumpkin-patch/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/16/baby-bloopers/pumpkin-patch/#commentsThu, 16 Oct 2014 19:25:22 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=3992We were driving past a pumpkin patch when my son commented, “We need to buy a pumpkin. Where do we get money to buy a pumpkin?” When I told him we could get some at the bank, he replied, “No, they mostly just have suckers.”

]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/16/baby-bloopers/pumpkin-patch/feed/0Breakfast Clubhttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/15/baby-bloopers/breakfast-club/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/15/baby-bloopers/breakfast-club/#commentsWed, 15 Oct 2014 13:55:35 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=3989I was pouring a bowl of Cheerios for my daughter’s breakfast one morning. An excited look crossed her face, so I thought she really wanted to eat cereal. But I realized I was wrong when she squealed, “Bagels! Tiny bagels!”

]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/15/baby-bloopers/breakfast-club/feed/0What Does the Bee Say?http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/13/baby-bloopers/what-does-the-bee-say/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/13/baby-bloopers/what-does-the-bee-say/#commentsMon, 13 Oct 2014 13:57:07 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=3947My son asked, “Grandma, what do bees say?” When she answered, “Bzzzzzz,” he replied, “No. They say, ‘May I have some pollen, please?’”

]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/13/baby-bloopers/what-does-the-bee-say/feed/0Love is Blindhttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/10/baby-bloopers/love-is-blind/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/10/baby-bloopers/love-is-blind/#commentsFri, 10 Oct 2014 13:47:41 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=3911Over dinner, my husband and I were discussing some friends who had met on a blind date. After a brief lull in the conversation, our son asked seriously, “How long do you have to keep your eyes closed on a blind date?”

]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/10/baby-bloopers/love-is-blind/feed/0Bible Studyhttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/08/baby-bloopers/bible-study/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/08/baby-bloopers/bible-study/#commentsWed, 08 Oct 2014 13:48:27 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=3944I was helping out with Vacation Bible School at our church. I asked the group of kids if anyone could tell me the story of Moses crossing the Red Sea. Without missing a beat, my daughter commented, “You know, I’ve got a Bible at home. I just haven’t gotten to it yet.”

]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/08/baby-bloopers/bible-study/feed/0Secret Recipehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/06/baby-bloopers/secret-recipe/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/06/baby-bloopers/secret-recipe/#commentsMon, 06 Oct 2014 14:18:33 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=3971My sister was babysitting my 3-month-old son, Jake. When she gave Jake a bottle, her own son asked her, “How did you get mommy milk in that bottle? Did Aunt Kathryn give you the recipe?”

]]>http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/06/baby-bloopers/secret-recipe/feed/0Noble Sacrificehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/02/baby-bloopers/noble-sacrifice/
http://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/2014/10/02/baby-bloopers/noble-sacrifice/#commentsThu, 02 Oct 2014 14:31:53 +0000Chrisanne Grisehttp://www.parents.com/blogs/baby-bloopers/?p=3953My daughter asked me if she could do gymnastics. I explained that she was already taking swim lessons and three dance lessons, so she would have to give up one of them if she wanted to do gymnastics. When she asked why, I told her that they cost money, and that she’d need time to do homework. She responded, “What if I give up homework? Then can I do gymnastics?”