CORRUPTED WISH GAME

the idea is to make a wish, any wish, and the person replying grants the wish but corrupts the outcome of the wish..After corrupting the wish of the person before you, you place your own wish and on an on...

Example...... " I wish I was wiser"

Respondent: Wish granted, however, with the instant added wisdom comes an instant 30 years of aging.

Okay, I will go first.

I wish I had a billion dollars

Kai

"Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!" And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.

Your wish is granted... you have been banned from all holiday functions with your family; and they will now go overboard with decorations inside and outside of their homes; and for fun they will all dress in costumes to fit the appropriate holiday. The problem with that is you have a cousin that is a stripper that showed up to one of the family functions in his booty out Santa Clause pants, and was banned as well. This decision divided the family in half, everyone started fighting; the cops were called and all went to jail. You were called to post bail ... I hope you have a small family.

My wish

I wish that people would stop giving me advice when I didn't ask for it.

Granted:They find the killer of Jon Benet Ramsey which leds to a public outcry for the death penalty, but the murderer escapes the death penalty pleading insanity. Riots fill the streets of boulder colorado at the verdict.

My wish:That we could wake up to find Hurricane Katrina never happened, it was just a horrible dream.

Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".

My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.

Granted, people all over the South awaken to find that Katrina was a dream, however they are awakened by the sounds of sirens warning the people of the sudden arrival of the world's first Hurricane at level 8. Three grades above Katrina, and the report goes on to say that the Hurricane is being pushed ashore by a Gigantic Tsunami...This Hurricane/Tsunami combo is called "the eraser".

My Wish,

I wish black men would do the right thing and pay their child support.

Kai

Granted black men in mass gain a collective consciousness, turn towards the women and children in their lives and begin supporting them financially... unfortunately they can only provide $1 a month because their financial stability was rocked to the core when the "eraser" hit...

My wish:

Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....

Black women in particular would stop justifying the need to keep toxic people in their lives....

Granted, because Black women, in particular, reach the point of no longer feeling the need to justify or defend their relationships, toxic or otherwise. Unfortunately, this "new resolve" translates directly to parental/daughter relationships; e.g., daughters stop talking with their fathers about the knucklehead that is wooing her and daughters stop talking to their mothers about that girl that always seems to be interested in the same men as her.

My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.

My wish is for the existence of God debate to be finally and irrefutable resolved.

Granted..Out of sheer frustration God appears on Earth, and telepathically inserts the perfect evidence which convinces all humanity of His existence...People say "Oh..Okay great..." and go on living as before.

My wish,

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.

I wish I could return to school and get a Juris Doctorate, a Ph.D in Physics, and a PhD in Archeology.

Kai

Granted... you get all three degrees... upon receiving them.. you realize you already knew everything and just wasted an enormous amount of time and money... and no matter where you go people already know of your genius and upon finding out you now have been bestowed with title.. they say "Oh.. Okay.. great"... and go on living as before...

I wish, that Africa finally extricates the bloody and murderous hand of europe from its throat, and thrives beyond our wildest imaginings.

Granted:

But even in its success, it has yet to figure out what to do with white folks so it keeps them around like a ball and chain ever weighing it down until history repeats itself all over again... because they were too afraid to do what should have been done in the first place....

My wish:

I would like to abolish all book stores and turn all libraries into coffeehouses with the additional service option of purchasing copies of the books they loan...

Wish granted. The coffee house serves the finest coffee, has the most elegant and comfortable lounge chairs, and interesting and erudite clientele and staff. Khalliqa Coffee Houses mushroom across the planet.

However, most of the authors die of hunger and poverty due to the paltry royalties and lack of revenue coming in via the coffee house/libary - as clients start to resent paying full price for books and will only pay for photcopies of small sections of the books, also the books become damaged and unsightly due to increase handling on shelves, coffee rings and sticky fingers.

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My wish is that all software upgrades are bugless and free, and the computers they run on weight 50g, are pocket-size, wireless, have a built in phone, and a built-in 100Megapixel digital camera. This device also has a multi-language translator, a database of the best cafes and jazz clubs, and retails for $US5 and, is tax deductable.

Originally posted by FireFly:Wish granted. The coffee house serves the finest coffee, has the most elegant and comfortable lounge chairs, and interesting and erudite clientele and staff. Khalliqa Coffee Houses mushroom across the planet.

However, most of the authors die of hunger and poverty due to the paltry royalties and lack of revenue coming in via the coffee house/libary - as clients start to resent paying full price for books and will only pay for photcopies of small sections of the books, also the books become damaged and unsightly due to increase handling on shelves, coffee rings and sticky fingers.

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My wish is that all software upgrades are bugless and free, and the computers they run on weight 50g, are pocket-size, wireless, have a built in phone, and a built-in 100Megapixel digital camera. This device also has a multi-language translator, a database of the best cafes and jazz clubs, and retails for $US5 and, is tax deductable.

Granted...

These new superlightweight bugless, tax deductible voice/camera/phone pocket sized, multilanguage inexpensive computers and software are marketed heavily throughout Khalliqa's Coffeehouses thus boosting traffic and sales.. increasing her bottom line.. she reinvests the money makes a killing on the market and takes the extra to buy up real estate and charitably give back to every black person the 40 acres they deserve.. this pisses off white folk who start a race war.... but Khalliqa has taken a note from Nzingha... she feigns absence while gathering troops.... returns.. aligns all black people to position themselves at appointed stations throughout Europe, America and Australia and they successfully take over all of the Western world... through a plan that she executes via communication through the new super computer...

Granted, department stores are completely stocked with beautiful cotton silk blend fabrics, however, due to the increased demand, farm owners are forced to reinstitute archaic forms of cotton processing...they return to manual cotton picking, and the prison industry supplies captive black workers to pick cotton in the fields...Also the silk demand creates a need for more silk worms and the need inporting of silk worms creates a pandemic of worms in the inner city..

back to the game...Khalliqa GRANTED: the entire world ceases to accept pork as edible. Pig farmers across the country burdened with debt from having pig farms in a market where there's no demand for their product go bankrupt, are forced to supplement their income with welfare and other governmental benefits which you in turn have to pay into whereas the rest is taken from the existing pot of monies allocated for education in this country.

Granted, you wake, roll out of bed ecstatic, you don't even bother to shower, or brush your teeth...You throw on yesterday's clothes and jog to the corner house with all the thugs out front, walk in, get your morning fix, and get to work..You work in a Meth lab, and you get all of your methamphetamine for free...Oh happy day.

I wish that all hunger and starvation would be completely eradicated from the face of the Earth.

Granted. However, now the hunger and death suffered by the starving is replaced by the pain and death related to obesity.

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I wish that Black people were more supportive to each other.

Granted. However, while progressive Black people had true and accepted the supportiveness, the Kumbya fest resulted in a lack of analysis and challenging of Black neo-con strategies for the uplifting of the Black community resulting in the widespread, but obvoiusly false, belief that race is no longer and has never been a consideration when judging individual successes or failures.

I wish that women would listen to and act based on what men actually said; rather than, what women feel that men really meant to say.

Originally posted by Kweli4Real:I wish that women would listen to and act based on what men actually said; rather than, what women feel that men really meant to say.

Granted...

Families are plunged into poverty as wives around the world believe their men when, as they walk out for a night out with the guys, say they don't have enough money for basic necessities..... and earth becomes overpopulated within a year as women around the world believe their men when they promise to withdraw....

My wish:

There was a transportation system that did not cause any damage to environmental or human health...

I wish General Mills would make a commercial where the Trix rabbit Jack's the cereal with a gun...And says "Now you little bastards will regret being so stingy"..

Kai

Granted except he fails to see that the children he is baiting have black pupils and are those featured in "Children of the Damned" and "Children of the Corn" and instead of the cereal they dine on rabbit sandwiches....

children never get sick, but consequently adults around the world become stricken with all of the common illnesses associated with children. The job market for pediatricians falls leading to a mass suicide of doctors with huge student loan bills to pay with no hope for a job EVER.

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