Later, April! After all the crap that went down last month, I'll take a 13-13 record. Hanley's back, but Crawdaddy's got a ginger hammy. Ryu's on fire, but Clayton's grieving and Lilly's lying. When will this team get on the same page? Until then, boobs.

apparently they started wearing those sanitary socks in the early days these to keep the wounds free from dirt and stuff. All players get them at the start of the season, they wear them under their actual socks.

This game is reminiscent of the days when Lilly used to pitch regularly...slower than molasses.