Ever wondered when you should off yourself to appease Mother Gaia? Do you have a nagging feeling that you've overstayed your environmentally healthy allotted time on Earth? Well, be confused no more! This handy little website will help you determine the ideal "Best By" date for your sorry carcass.

And remember - this site was thoughtfully designed for the benefit of little kids. :D

FeebMaster

06-06-2008, 11:34 AM

4.9. It appears I may have overstayed my welcome.

If I can make a few million and spend it all on environmentally friendly causes, it appears I'll be able to live forever. I'll get right on that.

biccat

06-06-2008, 11:40 AM

4.9. It appears I may have overstayed my welcome.

If I can make a few million and spend it all on environmentally friendly causes, it appears I'll be able to live forever. I'll get right on that.
You don't even need to make a few million. Just eat organic food for a year and give all of your savings to Reverand Gore and you can live for a few hundred years.

With the statistics on getting hit by a bus, lightning strikes, and other improbable means of death, a few hundred years is functionally immortal.

Gingersnap

06-06-2008, 11:46 AM

I should have died at 29.5 years old.

Of course, people have been saying that about me for years. :D

noonwitch

06-06-2008, 02:18 PM

24.3 Gee, it's really nice to know there are people out there who are making such judgements.

hampshirebrit

06-06-2008, 04:20 PM

3.4

I spent $50 on a Porsche, what can I say. :D

Space Gravy

06-06-2008, 04:32 PM

3.4

I spent $50 on a Porsche, what can I say. :D

8. I guess I'm living on borrowed time.

Did I miss a memo? Eating meat is now considered an act of planetery destruction?

hampshirebrit

06-06-2008, 05:43 PM

8. I guess I'm living on borrowed time.

Did I miss a memo? Eating meat is now considered an act of planetery destruction?

Meat is more than 10 times more energy intensive to produce than non-meat food, apparantly.

Gingersnap

06-06-2008, 06:55 PM

Meat is more than 10 times more energy intensive to produce than non-meat food, apparantly.

Ask me if I care and hand over that steak.

LogansPapa

06-06-2008, 06:59 PM

Ternination Age: 2.5

89.1 Tons of Co2

I win!:D

megimoo

06-06-2008, 07:43 PM

Meat is more than 10 times more energy intensive to produce than non-meat food, apparantly.Bovine flatulence ?

LogansPapa

06-06-2008, 07:44 PM

Bovine flatulence ?

Are you making fun of me again?!:mad:

megimoo

06-06-2008, 07:47 PM

Ask me if I care and hand over that steak.
Hamburger Anyone?
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"Meat is a gross waste of our natural resources, a major source of pollution, and the main cause of the destruction of the earth's rainforests. Only a vegetarian diet is consistent with a sincere concern for the environment. If you care about the world we live in, recycling aluminum cans is not enough. A vegetarian diet is not only good for your health, it is good for the planet."

http://www.aquarianonline.com/Values/Postville_Mohr.htm

So said Noam Mohr of PETA but I say a good thick steak beats the crap out of soyberger any day of the week !!