I’m serious, there really are free hot dogs at the gay bar on Mills Avenue in Orlando. And they’re the best kind: Sabrett! It’s part of Paradise Orlando’s Sunday specials that include $1 Long Island iced teas and draft beers and a beer pong tournament on the back patio where you can win $50. The bar will open at noon and there is no cover.

I wonder if they’ll have spicy mustard, sauerkraut (Boar’s Head preferably) and red onions for the hot dogs too? I know, I expect too much.