The Quote Graveyard

I don't know about you people, but I miss some signatures quite a bit. So, let's start a happy little retirement home for them. And also for favorite Bullshido quotes.

Clearly my agenda is to compare my e-penis with everyone else's in the final tally of quotes.

Last edited by The Wastrel; 2/23/2004 10:11am at .

Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**

Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

Arguing with Wastrel is like invading Russia in the winter. I mean, you can always try it if the only other option is surrender, but just be ready to accept the fact that you're going to earn a permanent spot on history's blooper reel.

Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

christ! another one of these threads? Nothing can be accomplished with such a broad topic. Here I'll start.

post #1: All arts are crap except the one I study. My art is TOTALLY better than your art.

post#2: Shut up kungfools no one cares about Scars

post#3: I think capoeira is rad

post #4: Shut up jackass capoeira is SO unproven in MMA

post #5: God you morons MMA isn't the end all be all

post #6: You TMAs make me sick, go fucking meditate and **** leave the fighting to us Warriors

post #7: I practice the most obscure art in the known world. None of you can talk **** because none of you can even pronounce the name of my art. It is mystical and wonderful and yes Ninja ARE real!!!!

post 14: someone reminds us that they;ve been to prison so they know the "real ****"

post 15-24: All the WC exponents bicker for awhile

post 25: Dude Judo TOTALLY beats the crap out of BJJ

post 26: You fuckwit BJJ owns judo

post 27: Dammitt guys they are the same art with different rules!

post 28-31: Posters #26 and #25 turn on poster #27 and rant at him

post 32: TKD Sucks!!!!

post 33: No way man WTF totally sucks but ITF is FANTASTIC!!!!

post 34: God n00b, don't you know that TKD gives you cancer? EVERY style of TKD unequivocably causes death in EVERY fight. GEEZ.

post 35 ad nauseum: TOTAL FUCKING PISSING CONTEST!!!!

Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog

Normally, I'd say I was grappling, but I was taking down and mounting people, and JFS has kindly informed us that takedowns and being mounted are neither grappling nor anti grappling, so I'm not sure what the **** I was doing. Maybe schroedinger's sparring, where it's neither grappling nor anti-grappling until somoene observes it and collapses the waveform, and then I RNC a cat to death.----fatherdog