Because Jesus & Satan were screwing like little bunny before GOD said in Gen. 1:26-27 Let us make man in our own image, after our likeness and let them have dominion.......Male and Female made he them, so they could be fruitful and multiply....duah.... So whatever you do Watch out for the Easter Bunny's Evil Twin Sister whose known to throw stones or easter eggs unboiled. .

"Eggs, like rabbits and hares, are fertility symbols of antiquity. Since birds lay eggs and rabbits and hares give birth to large litters in the early spring, these became symbols of the rising fertility of the earth at the Vernal Equinox." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... Wikipedia

What was your major? I'm astounded by what we remember from college, because it usually has absolutely nothing to do with what we went there for. I know, for instance, that it's frowned upon by campus security to be walking out of secluded areas after midnight while putting your clothes back on. Especially if they're not all yours. And you never wore a size 01 petite in your life. And she never wore a size 30/34. ;-)Oh...and they can't search your luggage......no matter how much it rattles. This is all 1983, of course. And at Eastern Kentucky University. Where I was a Law Enforcement Major.