Fleshjack Ruins Your Life By Making It Virtually Impossible To Vote For The Next Fleshjack Boy

Remember back in 2010 when Fleshjack had a contest to decide on the next ? For better or worse, the winners were Brent Everett, Pierre Fitch and Brent Corrigan, and the three chosen porn stars had sex toys molded from their dicks, mouths and buttholes.

Then, after another contest in May 2011, you were finally able to fuck Cody Cummings (as well as his Next Door colleagues Samuel O’Toole and ). You can act like you weren’t excited about that, but given the insane amount of traffic this post and this post are getting to this day, it’d be clear that you’re blatantly lying to us.

We wish you the best of luck trying to choose from that list, because it’s actually not possible to choose between those sixteen guys… Alas, if you’re brave enough to try, head to get your vote in before the July 6th deadline.