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Notch, powerword Markus Persson, is a bald fat swede who stole some good ideas from a shitty game and a geinus but totally unplayable game and made a shitty voxel-based java engine sandbox game called Minecraft (not to be confused with Mein Kampf). Well known across the tubes as a Grand Wizard of creating drama with the slightest butthurts deserving several twitter posts. Due to the rate that he uses twitter and the common occurence of extreme butthurt it leaves no doubt that he is a total reverse oreo.
Other than that nobody cares, however becasue he is an autisim master of the highest level he has been crushed by waves of internet stress which forced his hand and compelled him to sell his h0m0jangs and mincerafts for 2.5 billion McChicken sandwitches.

Couldn't hold all the ones and zeros, SOLD OUT!!11!111!!!1!!!one!!!!eleven!![edit]

On sept. 15 2014 the fat POS Notch sold all the Mojangs to Microsoft mainly for the lulz and $2.5 billion americunt monies because he is too fat to run a company. Although it wasn't about the money (lie), it was totally about the money (Truth) and now Notch is an even richer fat POS.

Once the news broke all yougoobers that make crazy fedia off them mynecrufts 360 noscopes then collectivley shit out their organs and receded to the sewers from whence they came, never to be heard from again.

On October 3rd, 2016, Notch expressed interest in potentially buying out 4chan and getting rid of a lot of racism, sparking a flamewar as other fags like Martin Shkreli wanted to buy 4chan and delete several boards and perpetrate censorship. The fag who bought 4chan from m00t was interesting in removing a lot of content from the site and wanted to sell it off. Thus, being faced with nothing but bad choices, 4channers lashed out against the usurpers. Notch posted in a thread about the situation and got into a flame war on Twatter: