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TWO Burlesque Shows at 8:30 seating, 9PM Show and 10:45 seating, 11:15PM Show

Tickets $20

DANGEROUS CURVES AHEADBurlesque on the Go-Go!Caution! This spring five of New York's biggest bump 'n' grind stars have highway fever!

The super-star team of Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda, GiGi La Femme, and Minnie Tonka are hitting the road for DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD: BURLESQUE ON THE GO-GO! With a squeal of tires and a cloud of glitter, they're leaving behind the Big Apple with the top down and their tassels twirling! The performers will bring the tour's killer moves, sexy glam and hilarious hijinks to 3 Clubs on Saturday, April 2nd for TWO shows at 9 and 11:15pm. The ladies will be joined by superstar host and producer of Monday Night Tease, Lili VonSchtupp! and Los Angeles' award winning performer Lux LaCroix.

The Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque On the Go-Go Spring Tour is the follow up to two incredibly successful 2010 national tours that included stops in over 40 cities including Chicago, New Orleans, Denver, Little Rock, Memphis, Los Angeles and Washington DC. We played to packed houses around the country and received oodles of critical acclaim: The Nashville Scene said "It's a veritable aureole speedwagon as the Outer Boroughs' most buxom babes go from zero to 38D on their road trip across America!" and the Phoenix New Times called the show "An excellent night of twirling tassels and bawdy jokes."

About The Dangerous Curves:

ANITA COOKIE: is the charmingly inebriated burlesque star whose sparkling singing voice, dynamite shimmy and intoxicated wit have been called everything from "hilarious" (NYTheater.com) to "sizzling hot" (Go Magazine). Originally hailing from the tan line-free shores of the Pacific, Anita is a Golden Pastie Award winner at the New York Burlesque Festival, and is also one-third of the quirky music trio Gigi & Pop, winners of the first-ever "Best Variety Act" trophy at the Burlesque Hall of Fame Pageant 2009 in Las Vegas.

CLAMS CASINO: Called "a burlesque queen" by the New York Times, "spectacular" on the New York Post's Page Six and an "NYC Culturemaker" by Time Out New York, Clams Casino is a nationally recognized producer and one of New York's favorite stars of the bump 'n' grind. In summer 2008, Clams was the winner of two coveted trophies, for "Most Innovative" and "Most Comedic" at the Miss Exotic World Pageant, sponsored by the Burlesque Hall of Fame. She is also a Golden Pastie Award winner at the New York Burlesque Festival.

DARLINDA JUST DARLINDA: called "Mastermind of Bizarre Extravaganza" by The Village Voice has been working as a Burlesque Performer/ Producer locally and internationally since 2003. She's crossed over into performance art with her year long "life as art" projects, "The Year in Rainbow" and currently "The Year in Dance." Darlinda also performs Off Broadway and Television, in Taylor Mac's The Lily's Revenge and Season 1 of HBO's Boardwalk Empire. Darlinda is a current Faculty member at the New York School of Burlesque. Darlinda is one half of the Burlesque duo The Schlep Sisters! She is also the proud winner of the Liz Renay look-a-like contest and the recipient of the 2009 Golden Pastie Awards for The Biggest Hair and Most Innovative and Creative! USA today says "It's hard to top Darlinda!"

GIGI LAFEMME: has been named one of New York City's sultriest striptease stars and is the producer of the critically acclaimed Revealed Burlesque at the Under St. Mark's Theater. A Golden Pastie Award winner for Best Booty Shaker 2009, Perfect Posterior 2011 and Miss Coney Island 2010, the multi-talented bump 'n' grinder, go-go girl, chanteuse and pin-up model has traveled the nation performing her super hot signature acts in addition to teaming up with her favorite songstress and Bosom Buddy: Anita Cookie!

MINNIE TONKA, the Sassy Semitic Sexpot, hails from the Land of 10,000 Lakes-that's Minnesota-but is currently based in New York City. Since 2003, her striptease has been dazzling audiences with acts ranging from Streisand to hair metal, matzo and Manischewitz to Mary Tyler Moore. She's the co-founder of Kosher ChiXXX, all-female Jewish Burlesque Revue, produces the annual Menorah Horah burlesque Hanukkah show, and more.

LUX LACROIX, Miss Exotic World 2008 first runner up Lux is a documentary filmmaker, cinematographer, art show curator, ballet teacher, choreographer, professional dancer and rising burlesque starlet who is obsessed with fashion and all that is frivolously fabulous. Lux is a regular Lucha VaVoom burlesque feature act and Burlesque Hall of Fame award winner.

Hosting:

LILI VONSCHTUPP, the Foul Mouth Buxom Godmother of LA Burlesque. Lili produces LA's longest running weekly burlesque show, Monday Night Tease!. As a performer she's been seen at Viva Las Vegas, the New York Burlesque Festival, The Great Burlesque Expo in Boston and toured the country. She is the head mistress at Lili School For Wayward Girls in Los Angeles.