Your mom is so fat that she crushed this article down to here just by existing.

Your mom (AKA yo mama, tu madre, ta mère, deine Mutti, anan, tvoja keva, su ema etc.) is a two word phrase often used as a generic insult. This unfunny phrase appears on almost every Uncyclopedia page (Maybe you were looking for your mom?) and has found its way onto most lists of people on ED. According to the unfunny motherfuckers with Odeipus complexes who feel the need to spam this, "Your Mom" is a Nazi, a Jew, a homosexual male, and a member of everyfuckingnationality. It is also the standard comeback for every 13 year old boy.
"Your Mom" is also a very popular internet meme almost known by every online freak out there. It is used to try and insult someone or make them furious, but fails epicly due to "Your Mom" being overused and worn out (just like your mom). Most people who say "Your Mom" get harassed or made fun of for using such an old come back. It usually used by people who have no comebacks or who want to think they're 'cool'.

Before its overuse, your mom was a quality response to any generic question:

Arguing or failing to accept the Law of Your Mom will result in your dick being shoved into a malfunctioning blender. This is called the "Arguing 'your mom' will get your dick shoved into a malfunctioning blender clause", which was instated at least 100 years ago. This often leads to the unwitting destruction of the perpetrator of your mom, as it is a very dangerous weapon indeed. Its power is so great, none can contain it. Sarcasm aside, "your mom" is an unfunny and unoriginal insult mainly used by 13 year old hentai fanboys who are being bullied by more lulz-worthy beings.

The phrase 'Your mom' originally started out as 'Yo mama' and was used solely by the Nigger / African /swamp ninja/African American community. The 'mama' referred to by the niggers is overweight to the extreme and cursed with a crippling ugliness and an addiction to crack- sprinkled Crisco, as opposed to the 'mom' that is referred to these days, who is a MILF, slutty, and very, very easy.

'Yo mama' started out as a witty comeback to use when someone called you a motherfucker. Secundus thereby makes the claim that Primus' mother is a whore.

A mother, aka mom, aka mommy, aka mama in the South, aka mum in Bongistan and Boomerangtown, aka a fatherfucker, is a female who takes hot loads up her cunt, also known as a creampie; and after getting fat she poops out a babby. Idiots may believe that she simply takes piss up her cunt, but that costs extra. How to become a mom is so easy that women can do it in their sleep. Top experts agree, hot jizz is the leading cause of baby fat, in babbies and in moms. A mom is a woman who loves dick so much that a person ends up dying as a result of her taking hot sticky loads up her cavernous, squishy cunt. Do you love dick so much that someone dies because of it? #MeToo, according to AIDS infested faggots, and women murdered for cheating.