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new center

after the experince in porto, me and my collegue passed to lisboa.
we will stay only for 2 days, and the first day was spent by fado+vine.

last night i called luciano, but she was alone and could not find a friend at 10 pm. i called nicole, she was not there but a lady told us that there were 5 girls and they are open. we found a teethless taxi drives, could not understand one word. but we called the lady again and she explained him the way.
it was an apartment and we do not know the flat number. but the door opened automatically, we followed the light, and ta-taam there are we. 5 ladies came, but 5-6 points in average, and the bed and the room was very untidy, so we decided to go out. lady was very angry, but thats life.
than weheaded to "new center". the adres taken from the forum is wrong, cause there was a coiffeur, but as he saw us at 11:30, he told me "numero 5 - floor 1 on the same street". we wnet there, door of the building is open. we used the stairs and there is a door having a portable stair in front. i rang the bell, not opened but an old lady told us stg in her language. i tried to communicate in englisg, deutsh, and my fired in french, but she told us "simao - or a closer word". we gave up, and wne t down. ut i do not want to go to a club, cause i was very tired, and decided to check it again. door of the building waas closed, we closed it and i rand the bell. door was opned, we wnat again to the door before, again same simao etc. i told her "mulhares, massage, perfovor etc". than a voice came from he upper floor. the door we try to pass was belonging to the apartment service woman. she must be afriad of two foreigners came to her door and kept saying "mulhares". hahahaha...
we went to upstairs, again no english. a fat lady came and tried to speak in spanish. we said we were sorry, but no port. or spa. she said "ok, massage and i f*ck you". no, not by you my lady. than the girl opned the dorr came, peeeerfect body, very ugly face but a nose removal smoked breath odor. so we decided go our again.

thats all. but if you are a smoker and do not care about an ugly face, her body was one of the best i have ever seen.

We are wasting libido on argument

Nice post ...
I decided not to read the first paragraph since it did not reflect well on you and I misread as:
"When I was 14 years old I jerked in a dimly lit room after seeing Liza Minelli in Carbaret..."
Wasting libido on Liza Minelli ....
Otherwise keep up the good work.

Originally Posted by Ozouville

Attempting to make fun of other people's nicknames is something a 6 year old child would do. But that no longer surprises me, your limited intellectual capacity and lowly character has been evident for quite some time on this forum now.

But I write this report because of another matter. In one of my outings to EB some time ago, I met this wonderful medium-sized brazilian brunette with a great body. Although I could nearly swear that I had heard another gentleman calling her by another name, she told me her name was Vanessa.

Needless to say, after some mingling, I took her home with me . DFK, DATY, OWO (no CIM though) and also anal sex, which was very nice. She spent the night with me, and was paid 350 euros for her efforts. I would certainly recommend.

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

Attempting to make fun of other people's nicknames is something a 6 year old child would do. But that no longer surprises me, your limited intellectual capacity and lowly character has been evident for quite some time on this forum now.

But I write this report because of another matter. In one of my outings to EB some time ago, I met this wonderful medium-sized brazilian brunette with a great body. Although I could nearly swear that I had heard another gentleman calling her by another name, she told me her name was Vanessa.

Needless to say, after some mingling, I took her home with me . DFK, DATY, OWO (no CIM though) and also anal sex, which was very nice. She spent the night with me, and was paid 350 euros for her efforts. I would certainly recommend.

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

This is so not worth it. KL, you're an asset to the Lisbon forum. Dont' screw it up over a bunch of attention *****s. Just ignore them and they'll go away.

Sorry, Muri, but now that's it. I was hoping that Ozouthingy had been gone away for good but since he (and the one hit wonder West) are still here and free to slander fellow mongers and spread filthy rumours, I don't consider this to be sort of place I feel happy visiting.

Bye to you all.

(and, considering the predictable Ozou post prophecizing "Don't be fooled, he'll be back for sure!", I can only say: keep coming to the Lisbon forum and, when you'll see a post signed KL, you'll be dead right. Not.)

Lisbon Odyssey

Beeing not alone in Lisbon and having just three hours for myself I headed to 277 Rua dos Fanqueiros, 3D, a warmly recommended and not expensive place. Interestingly, there is a hostel ("Lisbon View") at the same address as I found out from the Google. I was knocking and ringing but it was completely quiet. After a couple of minutes I heard a female voice telling me something in Portuguese but it was definitely not an invitation. Trying to use English and Spanish I could only understand "casa particular" which seemed to be exactly what I was looking for. But the lady obviously didn't concur with me. Then I saw a young woman coming up. She looked like a student on holidays so I asked her about the hostel. She confirmed that Lisbon View was here and said it was OK to look inside. Then, she opened the door and quickly locked it before my nose. I had to go. Strange experience, I wonder if I ever will understand it.

So I walked to Wayangcenter which is just three minutes away from the first address. A beautiful black woman opened the door, I came in and we spoke a while. Unfortunately, it was necessary to make an appointment which I couldn't do before. The plan was actually Rua dos Fanqueiros. As the shortest waiting time was about three hours I had to give up.

The situation became a bit desperate. Was I supposed to go home without any score?

The Poco was empty. Empty!

Rossio, 35 Praca Dom Pedro IV 35. OMG, I forgot to write down their phone number. How on earth can I get in if there are only shops, hotels, and restaurants on Rossio and no entrance doors to the appartments? I tried to find a backdoor from another street but did not succeed.

Another recommended massage parlor Mirage. Rua Rodrigues Sampaio, 30A, in front of Hotel Britannia. There is a notice in Portuguese on the door which I think I understood "temporarily closed because of construction work".

And the last resort: New Center Av. Marques de Tomar, 33 5D. And yes, it was a miracle. An Ithaca for the tired and weary Odysseus. A nice lady in her thirties opened the door, gave me some water and a lineup of seven girls was presented to me. I really liked the presentation, with every girl telling her name and kissing me. Most of them were stunners, surely 6-9. I choose Jessica, same person who had opened the door. She is Portuguese, no English, some Spanish but the communication turned out to be excellent, anyway.

I have to say it was one of the nicest GFE in my monger's life. We started with a shower together, than a bit massage, and then off we go! DFK, breast kissing, DATY which she clearly liked, OWO, ass licking (not my thing really so I asked her to stop), cowgirl. Then she proposed "atras" which I understood as reverse cowgirl but to my surprise it was a wonderful anal which I didn't even ask for. WOW! Then doggy and finition in missionary. Shower and massage again. Nice small talk. Everything with a nice smile and enthusiasm. Damage 100 E, worth every cent of it.

Yes, I love Lisbon. Will be back!

And I like this forum, too (as well as youppie.net).

EDITOR'S NOTE:I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please Click Here for more information.

Murilloa, I am an admirer of your prose and consider you a true gentleman. And because of this, I respect your opinion.

But I cannot agree with it.

Decades of mongering have given me a sixth sense in relation to this world. I can usually sniff out quite well the stench of undesirable intermediaries standing between working ladies and their gentlemen clients.

Because of Kama Leao's history, behavior and past comments in this forum, this is the only valid conclusion that can be made. I do not know if this Kama Leao also participates in other forums, and quite frankly, don't really care. If other mongers wish to be "advised" by such a character, then let them be.

I am happy to hear that mademoiselle Marina is in fact on holiday and will be coming back soon. I enjoyed my session with her, despite our initial shortcomings, and hope to eventually repeat with her.

Mur, I ask you, give EB a chance. Go there with an open mind, sit down, have a drink. Allow the girls to sit beside you, and breathe in the lusty atmosphere. Going to EB is more than just the sex at the end of the night, it is all about the overall experience. Something you cannot possibly ever get in a brothel or with an escort.

Originally Posted by Murilloa

Gentlemen, we are wasting libido on arguments once again.

Allow Mur only to say that Ouzoville is wrong and out of order. KLećo is a monger who generally writes only when he has something gracious to say about the lady and a recommendation to offer other mongers. This makes him an exemplary member of ISG, and of the Portuguese forum GP-PT where he goes by another name which, teasing like Ouzoville, Mur will not divulge here.

(when KL visited Mur's beloved Diana in her glory days, he said clearly that once was enough and he'd never go back, but managed to be polite both about her and her admirers)

Visitors to GP-PT will know all about Marina. She has indeed disappeared for a while, but when the university term begins and the students flock back from the beach to their studies, we will see her advertisement again.

The cynical commercialism of the people at Correio da M. is unsurprising but disgusting: they are making the ladies pay a premium for internet ads, and only a few have surrendered. The online 'convivio' section is therefore useless.

Talking of useless, that would be a mild term for one-post wankers like Mark West. Offer some information, some humour, or some conviviality, MW, or fuck off.

And to finish with some information, call Mur a pimp if you must, but the Ukranians described by KL are excellent value for money and with girls like this working by day, who in his right mind would spend the small hours in Elefante Branco?

No, the small hours are for refreshing sleep, masturbation marathons, reading Nabokov or Mailer, or posting bullshit on the forum.

club web sites

Originally Posted by Toyforgrrls

I will be visiting Lisbon for about 6 months starting in mid OCtober and would really appreciate advice. I will be operating on a low to mid budget, though an splurge is possible now and again. Most of my research has been conducted via internet and I have not been able to find much about the clubs, such as the White Elephant. Do they have websites?

New to group

Greetings! I am new to the group and wanted to drop a note. I am very pleased with the frequent communication in the group, especially the cunning remarks of Murilloa. It is not often that some one is able to weave philosophy and comedy into a discourse on carnal delight so effectively.

I will be visiting Lisbon for about 6 months starting in mid OCtober and would really appreciate advice. I will be operating on a low to mid budget, though an splurge is possible now and again. Most of my research has been conducted via internet and I have not been able to find much about the clubs, such as the White Elephant. Do they have websites?

As I will be staying in student housing instead of a hotel, are there any suggestions for girl-friendly economical hotels?

Are there any brothels?

I am fluent in Portuguese, but now I will be rusty the first few weeks. Any help would be appreciated.

call to order

Gentlemen, we are wasting libido on arguments once again.

Allow Mur only to say that Ouzoville is wrong and out of order. KLećo is a monger who generally writes only when he has something gracious to say about the lady and a recommendation to offer other mongers. This makes him an exemplary member of ISG, and of the Portuguese forum GP-PT where he goes by another name which, teasing like Ouzoville, Mur will not divulge here.

(when KL visited Mur's beloved Diana in her glory days, he said clearly that once was enough and he'd never go back, but managed to be polite both about her and her admirers)

Visitors to GP-PT will know all about Marina. She has indeed disappeared for a while, but when the university term begins and the students flock back from the beach to their studies, we will see her advertisement again.

The cynical commercialism of the people at Correio da M. is unsurprising but disgusting: they are making the ladies pay a premium for internet ads, and only a few have surrendered. The online 'convivio' section is therefore useless.

Talking of useless, that would be a mild term for one-post wankers like Mark West. Offer some information, some humour, or some conviviality, MW, or fuck off.

And to finish with some information, call Mur a pimp if you must, but the Ukranians described by KL are excellent value for money and with girls like this working by day, who in his right mind would spend the small hours in Elefante Branco?

No, the small hours are for refreshing sleep, masturbation marathons, reading Nabokov or Mailer, or posting bullshit on the forum.

I have decided to share an experience I had some months ago, when I stayed in a hotel in central Lisbon.

As most of you know, I frequently attend EB and other clubs when I can.

However, on this particular night, I decided to try something different, and so I ended up calling an escort girl. Her name was Marina (I would put up her site advert and number here, but it seems to have disappeared. Perhaps she is on holiday, I don't know. When/if she returns, I will try to update this). I was forced to speak in my macaronic portuguese on the phone, but it proved to be enough to establish a deal.

I was a bit reticent before she arrived, as these sites have the bad tendency to overwork the escorts' images with photoshop, but alas, my instinct did not fail me.

Having ordered some champagne before her arrival, I was greeted by a brunette portuguese mademoiselle with a very nice body. Unfortunately, when we started with the initial caresses, she proved to be a bit too temperamental for my liking. However, after giving her a few more glasses of champagne, I managed to sweeten her up a bit more.

We ended up having 2 sessions, one during that night and one in the morning, both including DFK, OWO (although she did not seem to like CIM) and DATY.

When she left, I paid her the previously arranged fee of 300.

While it was good, this highlights well the potential perils of ordering escort girls. The only pre-screening of the girl's personality is on the phone, which in my opinion tends to be insufficient.
That is the great advantage in my opinion of clubs, a monger can talk freely and acquaint himself with the girls before establishing any commitment. This allows for an easier detection of sharks, allowing a monger to better invest his money.

I have been reading this thread for a while, although I have never participated.

It did surprise me however to see this Kama guy participate again. Isn't it the same guy that promised, after Ozouville made fun of him, not to participate ever again?

I was a bit doubtful of Ozouville's claims at the time, but now I've become more convinced.

Mark West, you are quite correct.

I have not participated much recently because I have regrettably been quite absorbed with work.

However, the behavior of Kama Leao was really quite predictable. Did anyone truly believe this guy would just leave the forum? As he had not really been offended (as what I said was true), his only choice was to pretend his dignity had been hurt and simulate a tantrum, as said previously.

I was accused of not behaving in a gentleman-like behaviour by this Kama Leao, but in truth it is him that has been anything but a "gentleman" by not honoring his word, by coming back and giving out more his "tips".

As always, I recommend the gentlemen in this board to take his "tips" with a pinch of salt. While I do not dispute that some of them may possibly be good, other interests other than the satisfaction of the gentlemen of this board may lie behind them.

correio manha

Contrary to a comment below, I still see ads on the CM website
Not maybe as many, but some. And now splitup according to location
So on Convķvio http://www.classificados.xl.pt/correiomanha
for Centro, I see today... any TDs or test reports?!