Julian shows up at Gia's door in an attempt to sell insurance but he ends up in the clutches of Gia and Mistress Berlin in their play area. "Ow is not a word in this house hold" scolds Mistress Berlin then she pops his prick with a riding crop. She insults the size of his dick and makes him lick Gia's boot. Julian wears frou-frou panties that read S-I-S-S-Y across the back side and he hangs in leather wrist cuffs. Gia whips out her dick then the trio compare dicks: Gia's, Julian's and Mistress Berlin's big black strap-on cock. They dress up their sissy bitch in an ugly dress, wig and heels then Mistress Berlin spanks their "whorella," she discards his wig because he doesn't deserve it. Julian sucks Mistress Berlin's black cock while taking an ass fucking from Gia and so the fucking and sucking begins. Mistress Berlin yells out "is that deep in your little girl ass?" then the duo work him over some more. Wielding a red lipstick, Mistress Berlin writes abusive names on Julian's front side for the finale, which is hilarious. "What's your new name bitch?" A wacky start to this disc thanks to the omni-present Mistress Berlin who keeps messing with sissy Julian---4 OWs outa 5 OWs on the OWdometer

Gia Darling and Mistress Nicolette and Orion Cross---35 minutes

Mistress Nicolette puts a collar on Orion, ties up his balls and leaves a nice little bow then dick-slaps him with her riding crop. More sucking and slapping continues as Orion wears nipple pinchers. The duo introduce Orion to Gia's dick upon on a special seat molded to look like a shoe. Slave boy gets an ass fucking or two from Mistress Nicolette wearing a strap on; Gia drops her load on his face, slave boy beats himself off and his load lands onto his chest for the finale. Mistress Nicolette seems down-right nice compared to Mistress Berlin but her demeanor is deceiving as she whacks around their slave boy---3 OWs outa 5 OWs on the OWdometer

Mistress Jeannine and Mistresses Gemini and Luke Cross---36 minutes

Our mistresses catch their little house bitch raiding their panty drawer and masturbating. Boy, is he in trouble now! Mistress Gemini ties up his dick then smacks him around before dressing him in white pumps, a wig and a skimpy little pink thing. He sucks Mistress Jeannine's dick then blurts out "I'm a little bitch boy." Mistress Gemini sticks black gloved fingers and thumb up his ass and bitch boy is good to go. Problems with a purple dildo hamper the usual butt plugging action but the finale finds Luke licking up the cumshots---2 1/2 OWs outa 5 OWs on the OWdometer

Jesse and Ms. J and Enrique Currero---23 minutes

In for a job interview, Enrique encounters a duo that hand cuff him and tie up his dick. Enrique fights back a bit but takes a mauling from the duo with Jesse sporting a dick and butt-fucking him but no dildo fucking. This scene merely pads the length of this feature as Enrique is not much of a sissy boy. Maybe this scene should have been one of the extras, which leaves a solid 90 plus minute feature---1 1/2 OWs outa 5 OWs on the OWdometer

Extras include a 10 minute Cumshot Recap, 2 minute Photo Gallery and plenty of Third World trailers.

Well, I wanted some ass kicking and the first scene of GIA DARLING WILL KICK YOUR ASS (2008, Third World Media) delivers the goods with a wonderful performance by Mistress Berlin. The scenes that follow are a notch or two below the opening so the final rating is 2 1/2 OWs outa 5 OWs on the OWdometer---It's worth $10- $15

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