Hello all you wonderful Ultimate Battle fans! The wait is drawing to a close. We just got confirmation that our ship full of Ultimate Battle has docked in New York. Now we just wait for customs to clear it before it heads to our warehouse and gets shipped to you!

We know you may be worried about your game getting messed up by Harbor Bandits, Bay City Thugs, Ninja Turtles, a Kraken, and other nautical terrors. But we promise it’s safe, we’ve hired robot bodyguards with acid cannons to protect the ship. Nothing’s gonna get past them!

The game is so close we can smell it. It smells like victory, and bacon, and battle!