Manuel Zelaya is a head case

Deposed Honduran President Manuel Zelaya told the Miami Heraldthat his throat is sore from toxic gases and that Israeli mercenaries are torturing him with high-frequency radiation. He’s been sleeping on chairs while holed up in the Brazilian embassy during a city-wide curfew in the Honduran capital of Tegucigalpa. Zelaya says he’s being “threatened with death” by a “military dictatorship.” Israel, for its part, can’t confim the presence of its commandoes in Honduras.

It’s a good thing that Zelaya has the help of his UFO space brothers to protect him from the Illuminati conspiracy determined to take him down so they can sell his liver to an illicit Asian organ ring. It’s probably due to the files on Sasquatch and the JFK assassination he has implanted in a microchip in his molar. In fact, the main reason Zelaya wants to get back in power is so he can begin the preparations for the end of the Mayan calendar – if it just weren’t for those microwave-wielding Israeli mercenaries.

One of the things that surprised me in the article was this:

On Wednesday, the U.N. cut off all technical aid that would have supported and given credibility to that presidential race. Conditions do not exist for credible elections, U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon said.

So at this point, even if elections took place, the UN and the rest of the world wouldn’t recognize them since “their man” couldn’t take part. I guess they’d prefer someone as stable as Zelaya seems to run the country instead of a civilian government following the rule of law.

I guess someone needs to get Zelaya a tinfoil hat. It’s an international joke that the world is backing this man.