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Well it would probably be MUCH easier to just list the 'better'
movies of all time, and then anything that does not make it into the
list would simply not warrant attention...but then where would the
fun be in that. SO here is a list.of some of the worst pieces of crap
I have ever lost time on and limited to paid an admission price to
see. (in no partiicular order):
* Batman Forever / Batman and Robin
* Eraser
* Santa Clause
* Street Fighter
* Beverly Hills Cop 3
* Dick
* The MAsk
* Dumber and Dumber
* Toys
* All the NInja Turtle Moives ;(
* Masters of the Universe
* Free Willy
* Tombstone

Tombstone? Really? Gosh. I haven't seen that yet, and 5 different
people have told me that I've just GOT to see it... then again, we
are talking about the same group of people that really enjoyed Batman
Returns. I guess that should speak for itself.

The last movie that I saw that just flat-out sucked (and wasn't 3-D
porn) was The Stendahl Syndrome. It blew. It really did.

I dunno. I thought The Stendahl Syndrome had some really original
scenes. It wasn't good, but it was worth seeing if you are really
into film.

Tombstone blew.

I think one of one of the worst for me was Godzilla. It was a
trumpet call for the independent filmmaker. We saw that and KNEW
that with a buck fifty, a bolex, and a few reels of film we could
make something better. That bastard Emmerich still owes me for that
one. Hey, if you can't be a shining example be a terrible warning.

so hard to say in a medium filled with crap, but probably the most
recent turd ive seen was American Pie. i saw it in the 80's...it was
called porky's, and it wasnt that funny then either. and while im on
the subject of movies i heard good things about, that turned out to be
garbage, let's throw in 2001...for that matter everything kubrick did
(besides full metal jacket and the shining). especially eyes wide
shut. jesus...does this guy understand you dont have to use
EVERYTHING you shoot? i know, i know...he was such an artist. if
making me sleep was his art, then i agree.
bring on the tongue lashings....

I agree. Kubrick had diarrhea of the camera for Eyes and 2001.
Clockwork and Full Metal more than made up for it. They were
amazing. I thought that Eyes was as big of a travesty as Batman and
Robin though. I was laughing my ass off at all the Faux-Filmloves all
doing their Emporer's New Clothes act with it. All ascots and Pipes.

Before you defend Eyes, answer me this:

Would you have liked that movie if it didn't have Kubricks name on
it? If it were exactly the same movie, but was made by...say...Renny
Harlin?

Batman and Robin was one of the first movies that I found literally
PAINFUL to watch. I will usually sit through anything, no matter how
poor (I find bad movies generally amusing, and so will continue to
watch them. Sadistic is the word).
Freejack is also a VERY bad movie. So many names, so little style.

I thought Dumb and Dumber was rather humorous. It wasn't one of
Jim's best films, but it was good.

The worst movie ever was Jury Duty with Pauly Shore. Of course all
Pauly Shore movies are horrible but Jury Duty takes the cake. I
actually fell asleep in the movie theater watching it. Also, King
Cobra is a really horrible film. If you haven't seen it, rent it for
a laugh but don't forget to rent something good along with it
(perhaps Braveheart). Let's say it's a "low budget Anaconda."

"Pacific Heights" sucked raw sewage. I actually rooted out loud for
Keaton to kill everyone. "To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday"--Michael
Pressman should be flogged with oil rags. "Johnny Mnemonic"; more
like Johnny Moronic. My wife and I fell asleep in the theater during
that stinker, along with everyone else. Against my better judgment I
stomached "Speed 2: Cruise Control", then went home, took some Tums,
and watched the original on video. "Sphere". Levinson should've
known better. Hoffman, Stone and Jackson should have known better,
too. "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"...Just try to get through
it without losing your cookies! "Solarbabies" makes "Xanadu"
watchable. All the "Highlander" movies: what's the point? And a
television series to rub salt in our wounds?! "Hook"--Spielberg's
biggest flop...nevermind "1941" and "Always": "Hook" sucks the big
one! And what was Chuck Connors thinking in 1989 when he made "High
Desert Kill"? "Message in a Bottle", one of the all-time bombs
with...who else?...Kevin Costner. And let's not forget "Waterworld",
another lame excuse for Costner to mug around on the big screen. All
the "Iron Eagle" movies were brainless "Rambo" rip-offs. Which
reminds me: "Rambo III" sucked very, very badly. While we're on the
subject of grunting, how about Schwarzenegger's duds? Count 'em: "End
of Days" (I kept waiting for it to get better and, well, you
know...), "Jingle All the Way" (somehow Christmas and Ahnold don't
mix), "The Last Action Hero" (we can only hope), "Batman & Robin"
(but that wasn't really his fault!); I could go on with the Connan
movies and such, but let's not pick on just one guy. "Dead Calm",
one of '89's worst--truly sickening. "Independence Day" (1996)--I
know it made tons of money and a lot of people liked it, but I
thought it was shameful. "Bloodsucking Freaks (The Incredible
Torture Show)" is pretty vile. "Anastasia" (1997)--I hate bad
animated films, this one most of all! "Dune" was a $47 million
atrocity. Really awful! "Mannequin" and "Mannequin Two: On the
Move" sucked. So did the "Short Circuit" and "Police Academy"
movies. "Mommie Dearest", however, has to be the all-time pile of
crap-ola! I still laugh all the way through it, though. Back to
Stallone: "Over the Top" was, well... OK, how about Patrick
Swayze: "Dirty Dancing" was dreadful, but "Road House" was worse!
Much, much worse! On to Disney: all the "Mighty Duck" flicks (bad!
bad! bad!). Oh, yeah, let's not forget the "Free Willy" series: a
bunch of tripe about the warm, fuzzy friendship between a kid and his
killer whale. Great family entertainment. "Mars Attacks!"--loud,
unpleasant...requires barf bags for viewing. "The Stupids", a new
low for an otherwise good director, John Landis. "Stigmata";
see "The Exorcist" instead! "Showgirls", the Paul Verhoeven mess
Kyle MacLachlan would rather forget. "Double Team"--has Jean-Claude
Van Damme ever been in anything good? "Theodore Rex", although it
wasn't Whoopi's only disaster, it's probably her worst. "Weekend at
Bernie's II" was worse than the first, obviously. "Young Guns"
and "Young Guns II" needed to be shelved. The 1990 Michael Cimino
reworking of "The Desperate Hours" is almost as bad as Cimino's 1980
bomb, "Heaven's Gate"--almost. "Leonard Part 6" was Bill Cosby's big
dud--that and "Ghost Dad". "Rob Roy" was a laugh-riot, although it
wasn't intended to be. "The Postman"--Costner...again... I'll
finish with my wife's choice for the three worst films in her recent
memory: "Practical Magic" (gag!), "Diabolique" (Sharon Stone looks
great, but the rest...), and "Addicted to Love" (sucks!).

I believe I have seen the absolute worst movies ever made. One of
them is called " The Barbarians" starring the Barbarian brothers.It
is really bad. Then there is a film called "Jack Frost" and I am not
talking about the one starring Michael Keaton. This one is about a
killer snowman. It is so bad that you are almost compelled to
continue watching it just to see if it could possibly get any worse.
I don't know if it is by Troma films or not. It does have a sequel
and it is painful to watch. I'm not sure if it gets worse than this.
I recently rented "Supernova" . I didn't even finish it. It was that
bad.

Michael, one question that you asked still is with me, - If Kubrick
had not directed Eyes, would I still like it? The same question for
Star Wars EP1. My answer is that you have a point on Star Wars EP1 -
If George Lucas's name wasn't on it, and, obviously, did not have
that huge build up from the original trilogy - which was great,
nobody would give a shit about Star Wars EP1. As far as Eyes - its
not perfect, but I got real kick out of it, and it is a good film, by
Kubrick, and I would like it whether Kubrick had directed it or not.

Well, I have some real bones to pick with it. And besides that I
just didn't like it. But I applaud you for sticking by your guns.
Hell, I love Hudson Hawk and Night of the Comet. I can't really
throw stones.

I'd really like to say Timecode was one of the worst movies ever
made, since I couldn't even force myself to watch past the first 30
minutes. But maybe it got really good after that point, and I'm
missing out because I didn't watch the entire thing... I'm so
confused.

The worst film in the world has to be Spiceworld. If it wasn't
inflincted upon you yanks count yourself lucky. It stank. Alos,
anyone who dares put 007 anywher near these films is commiting
treason punishable by eing hung drawn and quatered!