It appears that Lindsay Lohan isn’t happy unless she’s in chains or going before a judge. THE NYPD accommodated her by providing a new set of handcuffs after Lohan, 26, punched a female bar patron in the face Wednesday.

Tiffany Eve Mitchell, 28, of West Palm Beach, Fla., told police she and Lohan were sitting in separate VIP sections at Avenue nightclub on Wednesday. Mitchell says she was minding her own business when a scuffle broke out between bar patrons nearby.

As both women jumped up, possibly to avoid the melee, Mitchell (pictured above) says she accidentally bumped into Lohan. The two women exchanged words, then both sat down again, reports the NY Daily News.

More words were exchanged, then Lohan got back up and punched Mitchell in the face, witnesses tell the Daily News.

Lohan was promptly arrested and forced to take part in the legendary “perp walk” past a horde of screaming photographers and news cameramen as she left the 10th precinct. The bar fight occurred before 4 am in the meatpacking district. Lohan has been charged with third-degree simple assault.

LiLo just can’t act right can she folks smh,,,, morning roses!!!
SN- is it just me, or does the gal up top that LiLo popped look more like the 56 year old lawyer?? That’s who I thought it was :lmao: these young girls are gonna learn not to mess with their faces when we have a generation of joan rivers walkin around in their mid thirtys

This child and CB just ain’t never gonna get right. I done learned my lesson about hoping for the best for them. It’s just not happening.

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I was thinking the exact same thing…speaking of CB. So this morning my mom asked me if I saw how terrible CB has been looking lately…I said “yeah, he looks horrible…” …she goes, “yeah, and I was on Sandra Rose and saw him cursing a girl out on Twitter…”

@miss, the movie was boring, and the acting sukked… I’m not trying to be mean eaither but I just pictured and still do, Liz real classy and with a sweet soft voice. It was hard to watch LiLo play her because to me they are totally diff people… imo

I keep having hopes for Lindsey hoping shed do a Robert Downey or Charlie Sheen and make a comeback but at this point she just needs to do a Anna Nicole and get,married and knocked up by a rich old billonaire

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SO I am really missing my ex b/f today. It’s like I get over him then he comes back and we hook up and its like it hits the reset button.. I blocked his number so hopefully he will leave me alone so I can finally just move on and try and get over him.

@Caramel aweeee, girl u will get thru it my child went thru this as well i just let her cry it out, she ask me ma, why you not doing nothing, i said baby we all go thru hurt, and pain, if i jump in evertime you get hurt you will never learn how to deal with it. but THANK GOD SHE OVER IT <<<<< really wipes forehead, i hated to see her like that

Thank you too luVn, but son’t y’all ever feel so bad for calling in? This is my 4th call-in this year and I feel horrible. But yet, they wanna give teen mothers 10 days off a year of school no questions asked. Not that I don’t think that’s much needed but what about us “working mothers”????????

Did anybody watch that Liz Taylor movie… Somebody on twitter said Gilbert Godfrey could have done a better job sounding like Liz

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I haven’t seen it yet, but the critics LOW-RATED Lindsay and everyone involved in the project. She ain’t come close to sounding or looking like Liz in no kinda way! That’s what they said!

I was thinking about getting my nails done with a tip and overlay. I have long nails naturally but they always BREAK and end up being different lengths. And since I’m right handed my left hand is always much longer than the right. #torn

My grandma had a manicure set that the nail shops have and when I went to visit she gave it to me.. I was trying to do everybody’s nails in the house my fiance kept telling me he didn’t want “girl” hands

I was thinking about getting my nails done with a tip and overlay. I have long nails naturally but they always BREAK and end up being different lengths. And since I’m right handed my left hand is always much longer than the right. #torn

————————— Don’t do that! I wore overlay on my nails for over 10+ years for the same reason. I haven’t worn overlays in 4 years. When I go to the salon to get shellac as I occassionally do, my nail guy tells me my nails are strong and very healthy. I have breaks here and there but I take care of my nails conditioning and buffing & filing. I also have been taking BIOTIN for over a year. It really works and makes your nails strong and healthy. #getanailregimen

Diva i had no hope or expectations that she would which is why i didnt watch it. lilo lost her “uumph”
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The only thing I’ve ever seen her in is that movie she played twins in. And that was because my daughter was always watching it over and over!

I was thinking about getting my nails done with a tip and overlay. I have long nails naturally but they always BREAK and end up being different lengths. And since I’m right handed my left hand is always much longer than the right. #torn

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Don’t do that! I wore overlay on my nails for over 10+ years for the same reason. I haven’t worn overlays in 4 years. When I go to the salon to get shellac as I occassionally do, my nail guy tells me my nails are strong and very healthy. I have breaks here and there but I take care of my nails conditioning and buffing & filing. I also have been taking BIOTIN for over a year. It really works and makes your nails strong and healthy. #getanailregimen

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I couldn’t agree more about the Biotin, and some even say for hair and nails on the bottle. When I had my son, I lost alot of hair, like alot and Biotin brought it all back and stronger!!!!

You just made me feel like a HORRIBLE employee. I can’t remember how many times I’ve called in this year…and I’m on Intermittent Medical Leave on top of that….I still got my gig tho! #praiseHim
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I’m sorry ma :(, didn’t wanna make you feel bad, but glad you have your job, and how can I get Intermittent Medical Leave??? Do tell!

Girl, I have ongoing medical issues. My doc thought it was best to recommend that I be able to call in and be protected for a certain amount of days out of each month if my medical issues gave me unexpected trouble. One of the effects my medical issues was dragged through the mud on here but I won’t bring up old shyt

@Donna, that sux, I’m sorry. I usually look at staff sideways when they call in alot, and idk, now I won’t be so judgemental after hearing what you said. Thanks ma And you will keep gettin better the Lord is good!!!!

I only saw the Rondo/Humphries mash up on the highlight reel on Sports Center. My water cooler guy told me he was sticking up for KG. Sorry I missed all that. Looking forward to the Heat/Spurs game tonight.

I’m 26!! But we’ve been together off/on for 8 yrs. In Sept. we broke up b/c I found mail addressed to a girl at his house and I asked him about it b/c he lives alone and he got super mad talm bout I dont need to be going thru his stuff b/c I dont pay bills there but it was on the kitchen counter??? He swore that it was nothing but wouldn’t give a straight answer why this chick that didn’t live with him was getting mail at HIS house!!

It’s been downhill every since then. It’s like I miss him b/c I want it to work sooo badly and every time we I think it’s bringing us closer and we’ve back on. Then he’ll be around for a few days, something happens and he’s gone for a week or two. then comes back with the I miss u’s and repeat.. I dont undastand!

I’m moving out of my parent’s house next month and I really just want to just start fresh. NO games, no drama but he’s like a magnet!

Girl I take Biotin EVERY night and have done so for a very long time. Maybe I should get the shellac…my bff does and she loves it…

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try the shellac, I love it….the only thing that I hate is when it gets old the cuticle part lifts and snags on every damn thing! I never use a hardner. That could be your problem. You just need a basecoat. The hardner seems like it is too much protein and your nails are breaking. I only use Seche Vita basecoat and Seche Vita topcoat and OPI nail polish always!

Oh hail NAH! Gurrl, you best leave that boy….. You think you are in love with him, but your not, your in love with the thought that maybe you can make him fall in love with you and marry you, and treat you the way you deserve. Your attached to him. You know very well you deserve better, but you cannot act on those feelings because of your attachment. Girl you need to let him go so you can be free to find true love. You spent 8 years with this fool and no ring? Now, you know that aint right. You need to go with your gut, and your gut is tellin you to bounce, so bounce!!!! If a man loves you and respects you he will mkae sure you know this everyday, and he will earn you, and earn to grow old with you, and earn your love so that you can take care of him when he is old. How do you wanna grow old with a man that never did right by you? Wouldn’t you resent him, and watch yourself growing old with a man that never deserved you, wouldn’t you want to put shyt in his food!!! No mam, you want to look at your man and say to yourself, this man always took care of me, and he loved me, and always made sure I knew how much he loved me. Who does this punk think he is talkin bout you don’t act right? So in order to move foward you have to act a certin way? You can’t just be yourself? Now I know I don’t know you but judging from your posts, you seem like a sweet girl. It’s time to toughen up and keep it moving. You will find it hard at times, but trust me, you will eventually kick yourself for not doing it sooner.

Oh hail NAH! Gurrl, you best leave that boy….. You think you are in love with him, but your not, your in love with the thought that maybe you can make him fall in love with you and marry you, and treat you the way you deserve. Your attached to him. You know very well you deserve better, but you cannot act on those feelings because of your attachment. Girl you need to let him go so you can be free to find true love. You spent 8 years with this fool and no ring? Now, you know that aint right. You need to go with your gut, and your gut is tellin you to bounce, so bounce!!!! If a man loves you and respects you he will mkae sure you know this everyday, and he will earn you, and earn to grow old with you, and earn your love so that you can take care of him when he is old. How do you wanna grow old with a man that never did right by you? Wouldn’t you resent him, and watch yourself growing old with a man that never deserved you, wouldn’t you want to put shyt in his food!!! No mam, you want to look at your man and say to yourself, this man always took care of me, and he loved me, and always made sure I knew how much he loved me. Who does this punk think he is talkin bout you don’t act right? So in order to move foward you have to act a certin way? You can’t just be yourself? Now I know I don’t know you but judging from your posts, you seem like a sweet girl. It’s time to toughen up and keep it moving. You will find it hard at times, but trust me, you will eventually kick yourself for
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@AprilRain–Idk if you are going to see this but THANKS for the encouragment!! I was in tears all morning but you’re post made me laugh and think!! You are soo right. I never ever thought about things that way. Esp when you pointed out that I cannot be myself and I have to act the way he wants me to..You have no idea how much your words mean to me. It took a stranger on a blog to help me through this day. Im going to print this out and whenever I start to think of him, I will read your post and remember I deserve better..