For countless millennia human beings have dreamed of bringing loved ones back from dead, or at the very least reanimating their detached organs in a lab environment. And the thought of unlimited power has titillated the minds of scientists and dictators alike through the ages.

The combination of the two through the use of electroerotically charged amaro-horomones marks a milestone of human achievement, and should be enough to leave any Sapien, Homo or otherwise, hot and bothered this Valentine’s Day.