JOBS I'D REALLY LIKE TO DO OTHER THAN THE ONE I'M ALREADY DOING

OR, reasons why Acting is my only real career choice

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Indiana Jones

This would be my ideal career. No explanation necessary, really.

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Sex educator

I mean, I already always have condoms in my purse and if you ask me about birth control I basically turn into a commercial for Mirena. I love talking to people about sex and consent and pleasure and protection and just all of it.

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Writer for (insert all my favorite shows)

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Profiler for the FBI

Criminal Minds that shit all day erry day (okay but really I LOVE this kind of stuff and I would legit consider this if acting wasn't an option)

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Born rich with no responsibilities

It's tough but someone's got to do it.

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Bandit, Wild West Era

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Similarly, Space Cowboy.

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The Slayer

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Con Artist or Secret Agent

But not the sleezy kind of con. The smart, sexy, robin-hood kind. I grouped these together because I feel like they require similar skill sets.

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Some kind of diplomat or ambassador, international relations type deal.

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Marine Biologist

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Red Panda

WHAT A LIFE

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Beyoncé

Oh my god, if I could Beyoncé, what COULDNT I do or accomplish?! The whole world would be mine. Just imagine.

I'd live off the land, wear a red flannel, and have the most glorious beard.

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Someone who comes up with ideas for projects/inventions/campaigns but doesn't have to do ANY thing else. I'd just lay in a hammock and yell whatever comes into my head, and then a cute lil intern writes it down and sends it to whoever can make that idea happen.

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Like a sommelier but for coffee

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Like a sommelier but for whiskey.

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Owner of a cute little shop that sold all natural products like soap and whatnot, but we'd also make specialty tinctures and teas and potions for whatever you needed. Like a modern day apothecary.

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Health Coach/ Nutritionist

Okay, I actually just hired one, and she's amazing and impacting my life in so many great ways and I know that I'm going to be so much better from this. I'd love to help people the way she helps me and others.

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Ballerina

Because there's a part of me that's still 8 years old in a lil pink tutu