I'm not drunk now, but I was yesterday. It was very odd. I was stung by a hornet on my face so I took an antihistamine for the first time ever (it was making my face numb), but then I was tasting and inventing cocktails. I drank very little, but I was so tired, my eyes were so droopy, and I promptly fell asleep on the couch when I got home. Not the most fun drunk story, is it?

nicked a loo roll from the vegan vietnamese place i ate a very late dinner at. not proud of it, but there you are. now it's 3:30 in the morning and i'm all like, ooh, am i stomping around in my stocking feet too loud for me landlords? fork 'em! i can eat corn chips while i watch "married with children" if i want to.

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nicked a loo roll from the vegan vietnamese place i ate a very late dinner at. not proud of it, but there you are. now it's 3:30 in the morning and i'm all like, ooh, am i stomping around in my stocking feet too loud for me landlords? fork 'em! i can eat corn chips while i watch "married with children" if i want to.

what?

_________________"rise from the ashes of douchebaggery like a fancy vegan phoenix" - amandabear"I'm pretty sure the moral of this story is: fork pants." - cq

I picked out this nice rose to go with dinner tonight, and then the bf decided that he don't want any. I may have finished off the bottle in between cooking, dinner, and dumping a glass because the fruit flies decided that they wanted to try it. Oi

Drunk baking is dangerous, you guys. I drank cake vodka and baked chocolate chip cookies, then proceeded to eat too many cookies. At least I didn't burn anything, so I guess it was successful in that respect.

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Drunk baking is dangerous, you guys. I drank cake vodka and baked chocolate chip cookies, then proceeded to eat too many cookies. At least I didn't burn anything, so I guess it was successful in that respect.

that's one dreamy evening, bunniee.

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