The shirt over the head thing actually makes him look dumber. Which is saying quite a lot.

1:57 pm September, 20OMFUG said...

Judging only by his moronic squint eyed facial expression, I’d say that calling Vlad a half-wit is still over estimating him by 25%; he’s a quarter-wit. Tops.

1:59 pm September, 20Medusa Oblongata said...

Great greasy goombahs. There is nothing about this dude that warrants even being near a woman. It looks like Grandpa Munster had sex with a loaf of bread and the resulting spawn lost a fight with a leaf blower.

@Vin, I think we are stuck with this a-hole for the rest of the night. Jebus Cristo!

4:46 pm September, 20Elementary School Math Nazi said...

@OMFUG

If someone is calling him a half-wit and you think he is a quarter- wit, they would be over estimating him one-fold or 100% old man, bully. I think you yourself may be a genius old man, if multiplied by a factor of three.
Please get back to watering the plants now. Thank you ever so.

4:53 pm September, 20Elementary School Math Nazi said...

I am not English I just sound that way, bully. Where’s my darjeeling Yates. You are such a thatcher. It’s too hot you poof. When do we get to mock the next douchebag. I do so hope he is Euro and sexy all in feathers and lace like that time we spent in Bruges with the Ostrich wrangler. I so liked it when he took us both at once. ,,,,,,,,,, Yates,,,,,,Yates……where are you my peacock.

5:02 pm September, 20Elementary School Math Nazi said...

Oh Yates you silly valet, how did you think I wouldn’t find you hiding behind the cask of sherry I keep in the boathouse? Homosexual…..What is that? You mean the time I burgled your turd in the Dutch West Antilles?
Oh youth, you have taken me to be something I am not. You slipped on a spilled molasses and slid into me while you were intoxicated. The fact that I carried you back to the room on my erect penis was a survival skill I learned from Lord Baden Powell m dear Yates. Baden Powell taught me from a young age, they were great gay days in the 20’s that you should never remove an object from its point of entry until a medic was on the scene. The fluid that was found in your colon was trauma juice my dear………….

5:07 pm September, 20Charles Ulysses Farley said...

You like, huh? Vlad give you free ticket to gun show, yes. And what of Malvina? You like her butt pear? We are very sexy, yes. Now tell me truth, you buy cell phone or no?

5:10 pm September, 20Elementary School Math Nazi said...

Have you woken Yates? Medic says you should stay sedated until the bandages soak up the bloody juices. What! The nurse says you were on too many already! The whore! She wants me and to that I say, bully. Let me increase your dose just a tad my English boy. Daddy Elementary School Math Nazi will take care of his friend once he takes care of that bad, bad nurse….

5:29 pm September, 20Elementary School Math Nazi said...

Thank you for the kind applause. Yates is unable to speak for himself at this time.

Exeunt: Estage gauche.

5:57 pm September, 20Troy Tempest said...

A thousand meerkats puked blood and died when shown the the Licky Nip photo. They stood up on their little hind legs, and their big brown eyes wept tears of pain as their insides exploded through their mouths, tossing them a couple of meters into the bush, their spent little blown apart carcasses nothing more that a home for maggots and worms.

And meerkats are so cute. Imagine these sweet little fellas exploding in a rain of vomit because of Licky Nips.

DB1 is slurping Night Train and preparing to watch Monday Night Football. Where, in a strange reversal of the 1980’s, the Saints will kick the shit out of the 49ers.
Live long enough, and you will see everything at least once.
Including math arguments on this site.