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Monday, December 23, 2013

This weekend I was sent an advanced preview of the first
two issue of Slave Labor’s comic Nova Phase.
I hadn’t heard anything about the book before I opened my email, so I
didn't know what to expect. Any book
that lists Cowboy Bebop, The Rifleman, and Snatcher as influences immediately
has my attention. When I opened the
files and started reading I wondered why this didn't exist earlier. Nova Phase is a lot of fun.

This isn’t a comic book, this is an extended cutscene
from an early 90's video game and I mean that in the very best way possible. Written by Matthew Ritter with art by Adam Elbatimy Nova Phase mixes a space
western story with retro video game style art.
It stars a bounty hunter who trusts too easily. She gets involved with a rag tag group of
adventures who are on the run from an evil army. I've only read the first two issues but I’m
hooked on the series. If you grew up playing
those early video games the style is going to hit you right in the
nostalgia. It’s too early for me to say
how deep the story is going to get, but it has that madcap rollercoaster of
action feel to it. I called it fun
earlier and I meant it.

The first two issues will be available on January 15th
through Comixology. If you prefer the
feel of paper between your fingertips the first two issues will be collected
into one issue and will be on sale in February through the SLG website and
Amazon. The rest of the issues will be
continue to be released first on Comixology and then collected into print.

Friday, December 20, 2013

This
is my yearly reminder to tell you about the official holiday of That F’ing
Monkey, All Swine’s Day! This will be
the fourth year I’ve been celebrating All Swine’s so I’m pretty excited to see
there are people already excited for it.So when is it?What is it?All Swine’s Day is the first Sunday of the
New Year; so this year it is on January 5th.It’s a celebration of friends who are close
enough to be family and a send off of holiday gluttony.

The
holiday originated with me realizing that as I get older, family and work
obligations make it harder to spend time with friends during the holidays.I picked a day that was close to the
holidays, but should be far enough removed that most people no longer have
those other commitments.Since so many
people talk about dieting after the holidays I figured this would be one last
indulgence before everyone starts trying to work off those holiday pounds.Because it is a bit of a pig-out, the day
picked up a porky name and menu.

I’ve
served the same thing each year.I make
bacon taco shells in the oven and then have things like eggs, potatoes, ham,
and sausage to fill the shells with.Obviously
if you choose to celebrate this wonderful day you can pick your own menu.After everyone’s eaten we usually break out
the Cards Against Humanity, but the important thing is you’re getting to spend
time with people you may have been too busy to see.

All
Swine’s Day has become one of my favorite days of the year, hopefully it will
become one of yours too.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Brandon
and I text each other probably every other week about a game that we’d be
buying if the two of us lived closer together.Honestly I’ve been saving a lot of money by looking at a game and saying
to myself, “I don’t really have anyone near me that would want to play this.”When I was doing some Christmas shopping this
Sunday I ran into a large store display of the X-Wing miniature game.I haven’t been paying much attention to the
game, but the display stopped me in my tracks.

The
game is put out by Fantasy Flight and has really been gaining a lot of momentum
lately.The game is on its third wave of
expansions so there are numerous different Rebel and Imperial ships to add to
your dog fights.Each expansion includes
more than the ship model, it also includes things like the tokens and cards
needed to use that ship in combat.I’ve
watched enough people playing it at this point that I really want to jump
in.I haven’t yet, but I’m pretty sure
that at least the starter box will be coming home with me at some point.

Of
course I’m strange I don’t really want a bunch of the other ships, I’d just
want to field 12 X-wings.You should
probably expect more updates about the X-wing miniature game in 2014.

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Some
of the best Star Wars video game belonged to the X-Wing vs. TIE series.It is probably one of the reasons I love the
X-Wing fighter so much.So I was very
surprised to find out that a new game is currently taking submissions for beta
testing.You can go to www.starwarsattacksquadrons.com
and sign up for the beta.

The
game is going to be a free to play and features 16 player dogfights.They already list game modes as Free For All,
Team Dogfight, and Base Defense.The
game is set to include ship customization, team play, rewards, and regular
updates.Since this is a free to play
game, you can all but guarantee that it will also include all sorts of items
that will cost real money.

I’m
going to try not to get too excited for this, but I have already signed up for
the Beta.There will be more information
on Attack Squadrons as it becomes available.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

If
you noticed there haven’t been a lot of Hangover Thursdays lately.There is a pretty simple reason for that, I
just haven’t had much time to go out and drink.I also had such a stockpile of beer in my refrigerator I didn’t need to
go searching for anything new.So when I
finally went back to my friendly neighborhood liquor store I was pretty
surprised to see that Guinness has a fall seasonal on the shelves.The beer I’m talking about is Guinness’ Red
Harvest.It’s a pretty ominous sounding
title and I’m a sucker for things like that so of course I picked up a
four-pack.

Red
Harvest Stout is billed as a smooth and alluring stout.The package I found was a four pack of 14.9oz
cans.The new stout has an ABV of 4.1%
compared to the 4.2% of regular Guinness.While it pours the same creamy head of a Guinness, Red Harvest looks
much different once everything has settled.The familiar black is replaced with a dark red.The taste is a bit sweeter than that of a
regular stout, in fact it feels more like someone poured a mixture of a
Guinness and an Irish Red.If you want a
hearty stout, this isn’t the beer you want.If you want a something along the lines of a Half and Half this isn’t a
bad way to go.I’d rate it as an average
beer.There are better options out
there, but you could do far worse.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

We
are quickly getting to the end of the year.With that brings all the normal holiday craziness.I’ll be rushing to finish everything I need
to accomplish at my real job so I can take some time off.Next week should be pretty normal but after
that updates will get more sporadic.After all I have to start getting things ready for Christmas, New Years,
and All Swine’s Day.If you’re new to
the site, there will be more about our favorite holiday next week.

I
also wanted to thank anyone who commented here, sent emails, or texts about the
family situation going on here.Without
going into too much detail; things are headed in a positive direction.The situation is far from over but it’s
better.

I
did end up downloading Starbound.It’s a
dangerous, dangerous game.I’m pretty
sure once it finished installing someone snuck into my house and knocked me
unconscious.When I came to hours had
passed and my little monkey person was hanging out in the underground house I
had built out of cobblestone blocks.I
can see myself losing a lot of time to this one.I think I need to check out another planet
though; my starting one is inhabited by extremely aggressive, fire-breathing
birds.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

I’ve
been following Starbound for a while now.I haven’t really gone down the rabbit hole playing games like Terraria
or Minecraft but something about Starbound really struck me when I first say it.The game is in its Beta right now and YouTube
is full of people already posting “Let’s Play” videos.What I’ve seen looks impressive and I wish I
had the time to jump into it myself.

Pick
your race, travel to different planets, and then explore at your own pace.There are monsters to fight, items to create,
and after that you’re pretty much left to your own devices.What to build a giant castle?Sure you can do that.You can go on dungeon crawls and find all sorts
of treasure too.Take on giant boss
fights?They’re in there!What you do in the game is really up to
you.

Don’t
just listen to me though.Check out the
trailer that was released last week.You
can see exactly what the game is capable of.I’m sure I’ll be spending some time on Starbound soon.If you do get into the game, remember it is
in Beta.A lot of the streams of it I’ve
seen have had random crashes in it, but that’s pretty much what Beta is for.

Friday, December 6, 2013

Over
the years building blocks like Lego and Mega Bloks have come out with all sorts
of licensed sets.Movies, cartoons, games, comics, and sports have shown up in one
brick from or another.While there have
been a few surprises down the line, I feel I have a pretty good grasp on what
is happening in those toy lines.I was
completely surprised to learn about the WWE Stackdown sets and even more
surprised to find out they were already showing up on the shelves of toy
stores.

Obviously
when you think wrestling you think about building blocks; it’s a natural
combination.Well that’s not true on any
planet I’ve been to.That doesn’t mean
that the sets can’t be a lot of fun though.The flagship of the series launch is the Train and Rumble set.The two story set has plenty of workout gear
for your wrestlers to train with.Have
your wrestlers throw each other into a locker, weight bench, or off a scaffolding.It also comes with Rey Mysterio and Sheamus
figures.

Sin
Cara comes with a figure catapult, a giant ring to jump through, and some
torches that are probably meant to represent pyro.So you pretty much are given props to create
a Sin Cara entrance.I can’t imagine
that adding a lot to the value but the figure is the real star of this pack
anyway. Considering the original Sin Cara's track record they really should have packaged him with some medical supplies. Maybe a wheelchair or a stretcher.

Kofi
Kingston actually comes with some things that can be used.His set includes scaffolding, a ladder, and
he comes with a title belt.Want to put
on ladder matches with your figures?You’re
going to have to get the Kofi set.What
to have a title belt?You’re going to
have to get the Kofi set.Out of all the
sets, this is the one that seems the most wrestling related.In fact the other sets just start to get
weird.

Damien
Sandow, the intellectual savior of the masses, comes with an office.Seriously he comes with a chair, a table, and
a presentation board that has one of his shirt designs on it.He also comes with a microphone, a must have
if you want your figures to cut promos on each other.The table is not meant to be used during your
matches because it doesn’t even split in half.

Then
we have Santino.I get that Santino is
used as a comedy gimmick.The man’s
sense of humor and timing are great.His
set comes with a giant cage that he and a cobra can fit into.Yes his finisher is called the cobra but he
isn’t carting a real cobra out.And why
would he go in the cage with a cobra?I’m
very confused by the whole thing.

Finally
is the Undertaker set.He’s the biggest
name attached to any of these sets so it isn’t surprising that it looks
cool.It is an odd mix of Undertaker
images though.The set has cemetery gates
and a funeral urn that has been used in many of the Undertaker’s stories.If you package these items with a demonic
looking Undertaker it makes sense.Instead you get “American Badass” Undertaker riding a motorcycle.The figure and bike on their own do represent
a version of the Undertaker; they just don’t go with the other accessories at
all.

That’s
it for the first wave of Stackdown.There were some seriously strange decisions made when designing these
sets.I hope they take off enough that
we see at least another wave, because I can’t wait to see the oddities they
come up with for wave 2.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

I’ve
had board games on the mind a lot lately; it might have been the new Cards
Against Humanity expansion or it might be all the Table Top episodes I’ve been
watching.Regardless I knew I needed to
spend some time rolling dice.The
biggest challenge is finding the time and finding additional players that also
have the time to do play.There have
been a few Kickstarters lately that I had to stop myself from funding because I
knew I’d never get around to playing what looked like an awesome game.

So
I was lucky enough to find the time and some players to play some Risk.When delving into my closet I was surprised
to find out I don’t actually own a version of vanilla Risk.I have Godstorm and Star Wars Risk.Being that all the players are big Star Wars
fans I went with that version.There are
two different versions of Star Wars Risk; one for the Original Trilogy and one
for Clone Wars.

Star
Wars Risk differs from standard Risk in a few ways.The first is the factions.Playersr will be controlling the Empire, the
Rebellion, or the Hutts.Each of these
groups has their own conditions for winning.The Empire needs to wipe out the Rebellion, the Hutts need to control
certain planets on the map, and the Rebellion needs to kill the Emperor (or
wipe out the Empire).Each army also has
a different number of planets they start the game with and a different number
of troops.The Empire has the largest
starting army and controls the most planets.It’s a thematic change but is mostly balanced out during gameplay.

Those
aren’t the only additions either.Depending on the cards played during the game, there is Force setting
that affects how many cards the Empire and the Rebellion get and how easy/hard
it is to destroy the Death Star.That’s
right, I said the Death Star.The Death
Star can actually destroy a planet and any armies on it.It isn’t easy to fire the Death Star but it’s
quite effective when it does go off.There are also fighter, bomber, and capital class ship tokens.These ships help out dice rolls; either by
adding to the number you rolled or by changing the dice type.Finally the Empire gets to place defensive
bunkers.There bases make it easier to
defend an area but one of them houses the Emperor.If the Rebels manage to kill the Emperor they’ve
won the game.

If
you’re looking for your own copy I’m sorry to say it’s been out of print for a
while now.The price on eBay seems to fluctuate
pretty wildly on this one, so if you keep an eye on the auctions you may be
able to score one at a reasonable price.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Did
you know there is a place on Earth called The Door to hell?It’s a crater in Turkmenistan that has been
on fire for decades.And well, I like
fire.I also like science, so today’s
update is going all “you got your chocolate in my peanut butter” and combining
the two.The SciShow YouTube channel
just did a video about The Door to Hell or the Darvaza Gas Crater.Check out the video below for some pretty
amazing fire footage and a bunch of facts about how it came to be.

So
seriously, this thing has become a tourist attraction.I wonder if there are travel packages for
pyros.I can see it now, “Sir on your
vacation you’ll see four volcanoes and cap everything off with a trip to the
Door to Hell.”Maybe I should start
that.I wonder how many fire themed
vacation spots there are out there.SciShow
does some pretty amazing videos, without pandering to fake science stuff.You can help them make cool science videos by
checking out their subbable page (CLICK HERE).Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed the science and fire.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

We’re
back.Special thanks to anyone who sent
concerns either through email or comments.While I was pretty busy last week I did manage to spend some more time
with WWE 2K14.I talked about picking
the game up last month but I just finally got a chance to really start playing
it the way I wanted to.The game lets
you create your own Universe by creating shows, PPVs, belts, arenas, and
wrestlers.While in years past I would
play shows mostly dominated by my own creations they were still made up of
about 50% real wrestlers.This year I
wanted to really tell my own story.

So
I created an army of fake wrestlers.When I realized that just the characters I normally create weren’t going
to be enough I started throwing together quick characters to fill the
gaps.I created brand new arenas and
belts for my champions to hold. I spent hours modifying move sets or tweaking
character entrances.Finally I was to a
point where I’d be able to actually play the game.I still had some changes to make, but I could
start my Universe.As my shows neared
the end of the month we were headed to the first PPV and the first big title
matches.And then my game froze.

My
first PPV had three championship matches on the card.I tried all three of them and would end up
locked up or in an infinite loading loop.Hours and hours had already been put into this and now I might have to
redo a huge portion of it to add normal belts.I wasn’t happy.I ran to the
internet for help.I disabled entrances
and replays.I installed the game to my
harddrive.Anytime I tried to play the
title match in Universe for a custom belt the game would freeze.While experimenting with the Universe mode I
found my own workaround.

When
viewing the card in Universe mode go to the title match you want to play.When you press edit to change the match you
will be given two different options.One
is to change the match completely and the other is to just change the participants
in the match.For this you want to pick “change
the participants”.You’ll get another
warning message that says if you change the people involved in the match it
will no longer be a championship match.At the character select screen the two wrestlers who were scheduled to
wrestle should already be selected.Click accept and you should be able to play the match.It’s entirely possible that this won’t work
for you, the game is pretty damn buggy, but I’ve been able to play 3 different
title matches because of this trick.