Well. since we're pirates, the hat would be whatever kind of hat that strikes your fancy, that you could pillage. I'd like to get a really big tricorn with lots of gold trim and feathers. You can always go with a bandanna tied around your head, too.

Over on the main page, I think I've seen some knitted or crocheted FSM hats. But those aren't much good in the summer.

"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K DickWhat happens when all the renewable energy runs out?-- Victoria AylingEnglish isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."