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Dear Elma,
You can get the Univ. degree that you wanted for years: bachelors,
masters, MBA, or even doctorate.
No required tests, classes or books.
Could we ask you to please call us at 1-646-619-4181 to complete
the application for more details.
At this point, no one's turned down.
Your sincerely,
Michael T. Lockheart
Tel: 1-646-619-4181
Registration Dept.
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