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Khloe Kardashian tried to break the Internet today with her racy photo spread for the cover of Complex Magazine.

While the pictures of her surgically sculpted body are nice to look at, the real center piece of the article is Khloe’s take on her younger sister Kylie’s age inappropriate relationship with rapper Tyga.

Complex asked, “Do you feel that the criticisms of Kylie and Tyga’s relationship are fair?”, to which Khloe responded:

I think at 16 I was probably fucking someone that was in their 20s, for sure. I wouldn’t say I was even dating, probably just sleeping with them. But again Kylie is not a normal 17-year-old. You’re not gonna say, “Hey, so what are you doing this weekend?” and have her say, “Having a slumber party at my girlfriend’s,” or “Going to prom.” That’s not what Kylie does. Kylie is taking business meetings and bought her first house, or she’s going on a private plane with Karl Lagerfeld to take a meeting. That’s not even what people do in their 30s. It’s a rare circumstance, so let’s treat this as a special case.

Hold up. A special case? A special case? In what world is there any type of special case where it is OK for a grown man to be having a sexual relationship with an under-aged girl? Are you kidding me?

The word vomit continues. Complex asked her about the time she tried to slut-shame Amber Rose and Khloe had this to say:

I just feel like it was unnecessary for her to say anything, and I used her own quote back. It was from her talking about when she became a stripper so I’m like, “How are you judging and saying Kylie should have a curfew?” What I thought was crazy was she was telling my sister to act a certain way or have a curfew, but [she wasn’t] doing the same. So just don’t comment. How was I slut-shaming by saying don’t throw stones at glass houses? There was no slut-shaming. I am not one to slut-shame, I have done slutty behavior myself.

That’s right girl. Four months later and the point of what Amber said is so far from your head as to not even be in the same universe.

It’s a shame that these girls have basically been pimped out by their mother for years; they don’t understand anything else.

In any case, go read the rest of the Khloe-isms and get a good look at what money can buy.

Khloe went from looking like Kevin Arnold to looking like Carmen Electra. You can be whatever you want if youre rich.