Because making things harder for yourself is what life is all about (I tried tying my shoes with chopsticks this morning even though I was already late for work), this is a video of bartender and 7-time Classic Tetris World Champion (CTWC) Jonas Neubauer playing Tetris using a Dance Dance Revolution pad for input. He still performs way better than I could even with my fingers, unless we're talking about giving massages, in which case *cracking knuckles* these digits are pure magic. "It...