This is the trailer for Tyler Perry’s Why Did I Get Married Too. Why Did I Get Married was on cable over the break, and I finally had the chance to watch (most of) a Tyler Perry movie. It was exactly how you’d expect: melodramatic, preachy, dumbed-down, and super judgmental; full of awkward sincerity with no self-awareness, like a lot of churchy, self-help types.

Part two promises more of the same. The fat chick and her new boyfriend, the guy she found who’d love her for what she has on the inside (bacon wrapped doughnuts) go on vacation with Janet Jackson, the bitchy skinny chick, Black Dynamite, and that other guy. But this time, (*record scratch*) SOMEONE’S! NOT! COMING! BACK! I’ve got my fingers crossed that Michael Jai White karate kicks someone to death, but the more likely scenario is someone getting cancer to teach us all a very important lesson about Christmas Shoes.

This looks like Michael Bay directed a black version of Couples Retreat

01.05.10 at 2:38 pm

Donkey Hodey

Tyler Perry is hoping to make all his money by trying to get Tiger Woods to see the movie he made for him seventy thousand times.

01.05.10 at 2:38 pm

Fek'lhr

It’s Christmas time in Hollis Queens
Mom’s cooking chicken and collard greens
Rice and stuffing, macaroni and cheese
And Santa put gifts under Christmas trees
Decorate the house with lights at night
Tyler Perry pretends his movies ain’t white

01.05.10 at 2:40 pm

Fek'lhr

That’s right, TP (tee hee…”TP”), you just got “dissed” by a Klingon bustin’ RUN DMC.

01.05.10 at 2:50 pm

Jacktion!

I found myself in the “awkward situation” of being an extra in this movie. My solution? KFC!

01.05.10 at 2:53 pm

JessicaD

What’s not coming back…is Jackson’s career. (burn)

01.05.10 at 3:01 pm

Jirish

Coming soon from TP: I Wrote This Script On The Back Of A Bar Napkin. Shooting Title: “$$$$$$$$$$$$$$”.

01.05.10 at 3:05 pm

Morton Salt

I’m so ultra-white my first thought when seeing the picture of Tyler Perry was: “Hey, the dude from STAR TREK!”

01.05.10 at 3:05 pm

JessicaD

God…that’s a real movie? I just watched it and seriously…that’s a real movie? Did he just draw plot devices from a hat and throw them into a blender along with his Hickory Farms beef log?

01.05.10 at 3:10 pm

Fek'lhr

“Hey, the dude from STAR TREK!”

Armus, skin of evil?

(It’s funny cuz he’s black!)

01.05.10 at 3:11 pm

theend81

I’m going to do to Tyler Perry’s movies what he did to their respective ‘white’ counterparts… only the latino version.
Alfred Molina will play any of Tyler Perry’s parts, and Danny Trejo will play Janet Jackon’s

01.05.10 at 3:12 pm

Chareth Cutestory

“Seriously?” – W.E.B. Dubois

01.05.10 at 3:14 pm

Morton Salt

Chareth makes a point. But also,

“DYN-O-MITE!” -Jimmie Walker

01.05.10 at 3:23 pm

ChinoMoreno

She got cancer from all the second-hand smoke from your Kools.

01.05.10 at 3:26 pm

Chareth Cutestory

“I liked the part where the 6’5 octogenerian took a chainsaw to the sofa.” – Langston Hughes.

01.05.10 at 3:32 pm

theend81

Janet looks like she ate Michael

01.05.10 at 3:36 pm

theend81

“The horror, the horror; my God almighty… the horror” – Maya Angelou

sorry Chareth, hope I didn’t ruin your good thing

01.05.10 at 3:55 pm

angrygamer

Tyler Perry is the black UWE BOLL

01.05.10 at 4:16 pm

JessicaD

angrygamer, you just made me have a vision of Uwe Bolls version of Madea..as played by Burt Reynolds (he wouldn’t bother shaving the mustache off)

01.06.10 at 4:55 pm

droidguy1119

Via YouTube:

paradisegem (1 day ago)
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nope i read online that its gonna be shela and her new husband that not gonna make it because u kneo how shielas x is tryna get back with﻿ her her is gunna agitate her new hubby and they gone braeak up