Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Next up, former movie star Tom Cruise!

We are the authorities on football. We are the authorities between the 20s and in the redzone. We are the authorities on eliminating careless penalties. We can ice kickers. We can bring pressure from the outside and cover spreads. That once you know these tools and you know that they work, it's not good enough that I'm just doing okay.

Have you ever met one? A QB?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Being a Scientologist, when you look at a game on paper, it's not like anyone else, it's, you look at the matchups, you know you can see what happens with a clairvoyance THAT IS STUNNING. You know you are the only one who can really pick. That's what drives me.

Earlier this season, when I was sitting in DS's luxury box at FEF, I peaked up from reading my copy of KSW. These, these Giants, a team hopelessly behind at the intermission had regained the lead. I saw how they improved conditions. They were, like, man, you're either in or you're out. That spectatorism, I've no time for it. That is something we have no time for now.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Giants. Patriots. PTSPs. One day they'll just read about them in the history books. I just go through that tech, literally. It's not how to run an offense. It's how to shatter or confront oppression. You apply it, then boom. Madden taught me that.

We have the ability to create that new reality. Where we can pick games regardless of score. We can shatter that oppression, those QBs. Let's get it done. Let's get it really done.