Cinnamon Roll Muffins

I made these early Saturday morning while Andrés was sleeping in. They’re pretty easy, & quite scrumptious.

Fun fact: I do not own a rolling pin. Yet. I found a classic wood rolling pin at Walmart that I like, except then I found out it’s made by Paula Deen, & honestly she looks like she eats raw babies. She creeps me out, big time. So in lieu of having a real rolling pin, I wrapped the long broken off handle of Andrés’ naginata (a Japanese spear weapon) in plastic wrap. It got the job done, but maneuvering that long handle wasn’t very easy. These are basically Japanese Spear Cinnamon Roll Muffins, which makes them totally badass.