September 2017

Now that college football season is underway, fans everywhere are showing their allegiance to their favorite teams. However, some troubling new information has cast doubt on the loyalty of a well-known brand. The controversy began when die-hard Nebraska Cornhuskers fan Carson Burns was visiting his brother at Michigan State University and saw an advertisement on […] Read more

Into the third year of his tenure, Nebraska football coach Mike Riley has slowly shown his personality to a fan base that has been somewhat myopic to him. With a living situation upgraded from a Holiday Inn motel and a football roster designed to his style, Riley has finally made this campus and this state […] Read more

Classic case of the “whoopsies” here, folks. As rural Nebraskan farmer and father of three, John Spencer, saw those mythologized bright lights from the comfort of his deathbed, he made a mistake he’ll never be able to take back. Venturing outside of his mortal vessel, Spencer ascended. Many see the expedition to the afterlife to […] Read more

For the month of September, the UNL Power Rankings showcase who’s up, who’s down and who’s keeping pace on the University of Nebraska-Lincoln campus. Mike Singer, grad student, staffer at admissions: After years of undergraduate work, Singer has finally fulfilled his lifelong dream of attending grad school while deciding who gets into UNL at admissions. […] Read more

Epic natural disasters have been, quite literally, sweeping the nation. Between hurricanes and wildfires, it is difficult to grasp the realities of these devastating storms. Sophomore marketing major Brandon McAllister, 19, is one of the many who doesn’t quite understand why Mother Earth seems to be acting so irrationally. “Everyone’s been talking about climate change, […] Read more

Saying you never clean those bones as well as you should, your dad forbade you from leaving the table until you got some more meat off of those chicken wings, sources reported Friday. “I paid a pretty penny for those wings,” said Dad. “I’m not about to sit here and watch you waste all that […] Read more

The start of the school year and the fall weather usually sees good moods on campus at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln, but this semester, the student body can’t seem to shake an overwhelming sense of dread. After a few questionable spring concert artist announcements, the students just aren’t feeling great about this year’s upcoming performance. “You would think […] Read more

Hey bro, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln career fairs are coming up soon. It’s time for you to go out and get a totally sweet internship or full-time job. But I know you’re thinking, “Bro, I’m like, totally not prepared for the career fair.” Don’t fear, bro, I got you covered! Here are eight wicked awesome […] Read more

The kid ruler of anthropomorphized enigma North Korea yet again defied logic with this Hail Mary from his nation’s defense department. Sources were quick to speculate why Kim Jong-un would invest 4.2 billion dollars into Mega Bloks: more toys for his playroom, to have a statue built in his image, build a subservient South Korea […] Read more

As racial tensions have continued to pressure his presidential administration, Donald Trump has gotten himself into a complex controversy that most anyone with common sense could have avoided. After not denouncing white supremacists after the Charlottesville riot and half-heartedly condoning their actions and then retracting that two days later, our commander-in-chief has been cast as a Nazi […] Read more