"Among the highlights of Jennings' "suggestions" for what Jeopardy! could do to improve its hipness quotient:
* Employ categories that "middle America actually cares about," such as PlayStation, Arby's 5-for-$5.95 Value Menu, Reality TV, Men's Magazines, Skanks from Reality TV Who Got Naked in Men's Magazines, and Potpourri. (Ha ha, Jeopardy! already uses that last one. Zing!)
* Throw in a few physical challenges (hence the mention of angry bees).
* Face facts that the exclamation point is too kitschy. "It just seems like you're trying too hard. Face it, it's a '60s relic. Sure, all my parents' favorite movies end with an exclamation point: Oliver! Hatari! Support Your Local Sheriff! But this is a subtler time. Do you really think that, today, Best Picture
Oscars would have gone to Million Dollar Baby! and Crash!? Certainly not."