Who Am I?

Wife of a High School Youth Minister, mommy to two jedi knights their precious little sister, and a China doll who joined our family September 2010. Daughter of the King. In my spare time I like to work as an RN in an Emergency Room and read books I don't learn anything from. And I often find myself saying things like "underwear is not optional" "why are there crayons in your diaper?", and "please stop licking your sister."

Dane Christopher

Dane is our smarty-pants 8 year old. A people pleaser, Dane loves reading, legos, running, sports, learning memory verses, going on adventures, and holding babies. He's our biggest boy, and we are so proud of him!

Aidan Cooper

Just 20 months younger than his "big brothew Dane-o", Aidan is our strong willed, spirited, passionate boy. Loves his stuffed animals, Legos, cooking, and most of all, his brother Dane. Aidan keeps us on our toes, and teaches us new things about parenting all the time.

Emerson Jing Long

Emerson is our precious 4 year old daughter who joined our family on September 6, 2010. Talkative, outgoing, and full of sass and smiles, Emerson is the perfect addition to our brood. We learn a little bit more about our newest daughter each day, and love her more with each passing moment. We can't imagine our family without our sweet Emerson!

Harper Sloan

At 2 years old, Harper is our princess of destruction. She loves attention, strawberries, playing in the water, taking her clothes off, eating hot dogs for breakfast, her brothers and sister, and shoes. Her antics remind us every day that we need better baby-proofing!

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Sunday, July 24, 2011

...called Things Harper Does to Drive Her Mommy Crazy While Her Daddy is Out of Town.

Brandon has been gone for a week and so far she has:

-Dumped 500 q-tips in the toilet.

-Thrown an entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet. Still on the roll.

-Ripped her curtain rod completely out of the wall after being put to bed for the night.

-Woken up early and sampled some brownies for breakfast, before decorating herself with a pink marker I didn't know we had. Before church this morning.

Yes, she is wearing Emerson's panties over her diaper.

-Snuck out into the backyard with her sister (mommy was upstairs with the boys while the girls were watching a movie), stripped down to her birthday suit, and went skinny dipping in the plastic wading pool.

Definitely ready for Hot Brandon to come home tonight. I don't think I can face another naked, brownie-smeared, marker-colored Harper alone in the morning.