Andrew Stege is apparently a goddamn genius, because he has started a petition to have Deadpool host Saturday Night Live. Not Ryan Reynolds and then Deadpool shows up, kids. Just Deadpool hosting Saturday Night Live, taking part in sketches where they put wigs over his masked head, costumes over his spandex, and he pretends to be someone else while also being Deadpool. It’s happened before.
So go, now, and sign this petition. It is your patriotic duty to have Canadian treasure Deadpool on American television’s classic sketch comedy show.

The only thing to make this better would be if WHAM! reunited and was the musical guest.

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