When I say that Professor Lindzey's left shoe is an "introvert", everyone looks at his shoe as if it were something the shoe was responsible for ... Don't look at that shoe ! Look at me: I'm the one who is responsible for the statement George Kelly, Man's Construction of his Alternatives, 1958

Probably a crab would be filled with a sense of personal outrage if it could hear us class it without ado or apology as a crustacean, and thus dispose of it. "I am no such thing, it would say; I am MYSELF, MYSELF alone" William James, The Varieties of Religious Experience, 1902