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} Oh where, oh where has my Supplicant gone.} Oh where, oh where can he be?} With his question cut short and his words made tall,} Oh where, oh where can he be.}} You owe the Oracle a search party. I'm sure he'll turn up eventually;} he always does.

} Generally not. Occasionally an out-of-control incarnation may make it} seem that way. Sometimes, though, shallowness is deliberate.}} Because you ask, here's a shallow answer: "Duhhh?"}} As you can see, it hurts my head to give that kind of answer,} especially as it appears to question itself. Still, that's what some} supplicants need, and it's what they'll get, as I lie to them about the} depth of my pondering.}} Duhhh.}} You owe the Oracle the fall of a great empire and a clear explanation} of Zen.

> Back in 1952 they promised me a future with:> - Rockets to the moon> - Check! We went there. Still waiting for more.> - A helicopter in every garage> - We're still waiting.> - Rocket backpacks> - Check! Someone in the military made one work, I think.> - ATOMIC POWERED CARS> - waiting, waiting, waiting.>> I want my atomic powered car! I was thinking development of thorium> reactors might be the right way.>> Please tell me how to get my atomic-powered car. Putting a Ford Edsel> inside a "test excursion of a nuclear device" at the Nevada Test Site> in 1959 does not count, even if you have the time-travel ability to do> that, which I suspect you do. Or at least you know how to, along with> everything else you know.

} Well, that's easy. All you need to do is to buy one of the surplus} war ships the Russian navy has laid up in Murmansk, put wheels on it,} and you will be set to go.}} You owe the Oracle a way to get the DMV to approve this. And a way to} get fuel without having the NSA show up at my door.

> My laguage having letter not in other alhpabet, like this one and> this one that are not in anything on any body computer. As you can> see you can't see. Not knowing howput in computer. Yuo know so much you> tell me. Also other letter that you can't see neither like and so> you can tell they are difficult. I telling you not want to hear me> pronounce them sound like spit in yourear.>> Thankyou wonderfully Oracle youare so good.