The queen of Random is Steve Butler with his short funny one-liners in almost every thread on tmp.
Best Insults from Conductors was a good thread. Also Putting unleaded in diesel by Robhibberd (was that this year?) got more and more random as it went along...

*stands up shakily*
My name is Bex and I'm a Tetriholic. It's been 10 months, 2 weeks and 4 days since my last game. I'm just taking it one day at a time.
People, I'm here to testify and to bear witness against the evils of this game. I was once where you are, a sad lonely freak. I would search out coloured block shapes wherever I went, visiting container ports to hot-wire the cranes and play Tetris with freight containers. I used Rubiks cubes as accessories, so I would always have some little coloured blocks near me. There came a point so low that I could even play Tetris in my head up to level 10.
Well those days are over for me. I just hope you too can find the strength to put this addiction behind you.
BMB
xx

The Butler man is definitely my favourite for random queen, closely followed by leisa and mezzy and BBM because his spelling is so erratic - it staggers across the page like a blind, 3-legged cow in a hummocky pasture!

remember folks, this is a nomination for best post in a random thread, not a random thread...​

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We just can`t help ourselves...its an affliction that usually is most common among the bass players but is sometimes seen in flugalists/ex flugalists.:frown:.(Not you of course!).
Hopefully a scientist is hovering over a burning test-tube as I randomly type and there will be a cure by next February 2nd. With shaking hands (my case is too far gone -sob sob-) I would like to nominate my virtual friends and fellow sufferers for consistently reducing me to tears over the last year; in no particular order - S Butler, M lyons, Hells Bones, DMbabe, Mr Wherryman, Leisa, Mr Guiness, Chunky, with the singoff between Andy Wooler and Moomin Dave.