Less money to military, more money to scientific endeavors, environmental studies and conservation (including economic models that promote long-term profits with environmental compliance) and propping up a public education system that actually benefits teachers and increases STEM core learning K-12.

*puts on nerd glasses* Actually, Sailor Moon may not have aged. After the events of the anime/manga end, the people of earth stop aging due to the power of the Silver Millennium Crystal. And Sailor Moon becomes the undisputed ruler of the planet. No, really.

Well, since you want to get pedantic….”roasted” makes it sound like you corrected the information in a scathing, hilarious manner. You did not. 4) Have you ever been to EPCOT in the dead of summer? With 95 degree temperatures and 87% humidity, the World Showcase is a fucking deathtrap. The first-aid station is strategically placed, I’m sure, because that area of the park gets NO shade. Hard to have a fun time when you’re sweaty and gross constantly. It kind of is Walt’s fault, too - man, who knew that wetlands in an area with A RAINY SEASON get muggy and hold water vapor, amirite? There’s a trashcan every 8 feet, but good luck with heat stroke, motherfucker! 9) is FALSE. The best days were when the attraction I worked next to went 101, because it meant, quite possibly, that the entire afternoon would be free to hang out with other cast members working the obligatory gift shop as well. And it happens A LOT. I don’t know what dream world you live in, but considering the wear and tear and traffic on the rides, no wonder they break down as much as they do. 14) Face characters are not “out in the open”. They don’t sit down and have conversations. You get a designated time and place for a meet and greet, and that attracts a line. The ONLY time quality character interaction really happens (more than a hug, autograph, and “move-it-along”) is during a holiday party or during the slow
season. You never get to run up and hug Cinderella like in the Disney commercials, and that’s the point the author is making. It’s not organic. It’s very much reminding you that this is an experience that you’ve planned and are going to grin and bear through because you have to if you want that picture with Mickey Mouse. Everyone knows, though, that the BEST characters were the random assortment that would get thrown out in front of DAK - no line. Launchpad McQuack and Teenage Max? Don’t mind if I do! 16) It ruins immersion, which is one of the reasons why it’s asked not to be done. Being tired of people too inconsiderate of others to read simple signage isn’t exactly worthy of criticism. Also, my main beef with your criticism is that you’re one of those cast members that apparently can’t take a joke at the Company’s expense. And frankly, those CMs are even below the creepy ones that try to be cheerful but come off as pedophiles.

Actually, the lack of scientific reasoning is what turned me off of HP as a kid. They were all either like “muggles suck” or “you poor, stupid muggle” and never realized that 3/4 of the shit they use magic for, “muggles” had accomplished through science. Have wizards been to the fucking moon?

Makoto was very feminine, almost a complete 180 from her tough girl persona most people saw. She liked sports and could f*** you up in a heartbeat, but she also loved to cook, sew, and arrange flowers (a very traditional, feminine Japanese hobby). She also fell in love probably even more and even faster than Minako. So yeah, she was a BAMF, but she had her soft side, which made her even more of a BAMF.

I like the general message, but the role reversal (she tried out for football) is kind of over-the-top. If anything, it reinforces the idea that some behaviors are gender normative.Astraight male can act if he wants to.Astraight female can like football. I’m not sure what they were going for there. Also, very pedanticIknow, but if they’re calling heteros “breeders” still, then how do they breed? The derogatory term doesn’t even make sense in this context.Excellent acting from “Ashley”, though. Stillavery powerful message.Ithink it’s hard for even 20somethings like myself to understand this new age of cyberbullying-whenIwas bullied in jr. high and high school, at leastIcould escape from it at home (I didn’t getaphone untilIwas 17, and facebook didn’t exist widely untilIwas 19). It boggles my mind to know that kids go out of their way to getanumber just to spew hate.

the boobs song was intentionally bad - his opening was all in reference that he’s famous for making bad jokes (hence why Shatner showed up and told him to class it up). And the Kardashians can be made fun of for having no talent, or being mostly plastic, or for having big asses but you can’t say they have facial hair? The Clooney joke was also taken out of context.

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