Santa Teaches Us That Being on the Naughty List is Kinda Nice

In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance this week at Rick’s Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.

Santa snuck away from his workshop to get a lap dance at upscale gentlemen’s club and Rick’s Cabaret Girl Brielle revealed, “We get celebrities here all the time, so it was no biggie. I took him straight up to the VIP Third Floor for a little privacy.”

“It was cool because I really love older men,” she purred. “He asked me if I was naughty or nice. But I’m sure he already knew the answer to that one. Ha ha ha!”

The club has over 100 Showgirls daily, so Santa had plenty of presents to choose from under the tree.

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