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Dec 12, 2008

The Maid asked her employer for a raise in pay.
As you'd expect, the lady of the house was concerned about this
and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you think you deserve an increase?'
Maria: 'Well Madam, there are three reasons why I feel I should have an increase.

Maria : Firstly, I iron better than you do.'
Lady of the house : 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'The Master said so.'
Lady of the house: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'Secondly, I am a better cook than you.'
Lady of the house: 'Nonsense, whoever said you were a better cook than I am?'
Maria: 'The Master did.'
Lady of the house: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'And my third reason is that I am better in bed than you are.'
Lady of the house : (very agitated now)'Did the Master tell you that too?'
Maria: 'No Madam. the gardener did.'

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I'm a KadazanDusun (Kadus) Mommy who married to a Handsome Chinese Guy :P. I'm so blessed to have a beautiful Babies, Isaac and Inesha Alexandra. All you need to know about me is, I LOVE MY FAMILY VERY MUCH.