Burney Mountain Hermit

Here I squat ever so gently upon a rotting log atop Mt. Burney in Northern California, gazing across the endless landscape below as the rays of all of the energy in the universe permeate every pore and cell of my body. I am the great Burney Mountain Guru Hermit and you, my lucky friend, have arrived at THE blog of pure, unadulterated and untethered wit, satire and veracity.

Monday, March 19, 2018

Those "Deep State" hooligans are running around like the chickens they are, clucking and making obnoxious noises about how they are getting caught in their scheming, lying and corrupt ways. Now, not only are they all wondering which one of them is going to end up singing like a canary when the big rooster comes home to roost, but they're working on conjuring up a story they can sell to their subordinates in the press and media. They're circling the wagons, bound and determined to pull the wool over our eyes... and the eyes of Lady Justice.

It appears to me that the ones screaming and yelling the loudest about McCabe's firing are the very ones who were involved in the same sinister conspiracy to overthrow the government and the Constitution of the United States. And I wonder who thinks he is going to get McCabe's job: Peter Strzok or Bruce Ohr? It remains to be determined who all of those cohorts were actually working for, the Clinton Cartel, the Obama Mafia... or both. I can hardly wait for Comey's book to come out so he can set the record straight.

The incumbents in the Republican establishment who finally get the message about how serious the Trump voters are are jumping ship. Those who don't yet get the message are bound and determined to drag the rest of their party down with them. One thing every American should be doing right now is studying up on the November candidates, their qualifications, backgrounds and positions. Let's be smart and do it right this time.

Shakin' in my boots I am; shortly after McCabe's firing, word came out that he had been keeping a secret diary about his interactions with Trump. In that diary, I wonder if he mentions either the Deep State or the "insurance policy" about Trump? Maybe he discusses what impact Hillary Clinton's $700,000 donation to his wife's campaign had on his decision making? Or, maybe he'll discuss in detail his relationship with Page and Strzok or that FISA Judge Contreras. Just sayin'...

I wonder why James Comey and Andrew McCabe flatly refuse to go onto FOX NEWS or AMERICA ONE to talk about their issues, but they'll gladly go on CNN? Outgoing Arizona Senator Jeff Flake says he might challenge Trump in 2020. That news also has me trembling in my jockey shorts...

Nancy Pelosi seems to be softening her stance on the border wall. She's now suggesting it should be shorter, like maybe a foot tall, perhaps?

Hillary has reportedly fractured her wrist while getting into a bathtub. That has to be the news of the week; I never knew you could fit a rabid walrus into a bathtub... or any walrus, for that matter.

TODAY'S QUOTE:"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." ~ George Orwell

Friday, March 16, 2018

Hillary must be gearing up to run for president again in 2020. She's off to foreign nations pointing fingers for her 2016 defeat at more people to blame. What gets me is... why are the Dems so upset at her? She says Trump supporters are deplorables... "racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic—you name it." Those are things Democrats say about us every day, over and over again... but when she says it, they get their bowels in an uproar. Go figure... Maybe they've fallen out of love with their idol?

Enjoy your breakfast as you read this: California's lovely Senator Kamala Harris is claiming that the only reason we are pushing for school teachers and staff to be able to carry concealed weapons on campus is that we want to enable them to shoot black kids. She has such a great outlook on life, doesn't she?

Baltimore is now funding legal defense for illegal aliens. They're also warning prosecutors to think twice before charging illegal immigrants with minor, non-violent
crimes, lest they face consequences. This move could be coming to a California city near us and you, my friends, will get to pay for it. Open up your wallet; you're about to get raped and there's seemingly nothing you can do about it.

The Russians are said to have developed a new nerve gas that will leave you incoherent and foaming at the mouth. Reports are that Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters have already been infected...

A newly-built bridge at a Florida university has collapsed causing multiple injuries and deaths. The bridge engineers and builders all likely are NRA members... Pardon the sarcasm, but when will it all end? By the way, why do you conduct a stress test on a bridge when there is traffic underneath? Was there a Democrat involved? Hollywood celebrities are all agush over the student walkout Wednesday in support of gun control and confiscation in this country. No wonder nobody watched their stupid awards show.

Word late yesterday is that Obama's Department of Justice ordered the names of 500,000 illegals who were criminal fugitives from the law to be purged from the national database that would prevent them from buying guns. What in the hell is going on in our country? Why isn't somebody in jail?

TODAY'S QUOTE:"I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth."~ Stephen Hawking

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

The venerable United Airlines has proven yet again that it is a disgusting, vile, uncouth and horrible company to do business with. They forced a passenger who had a dog in a flight-compliant carrier to put her dog in an overhead bin... and the dog died, presumably from oxygen starvation, while they were all enroute from Houston to New York City. United tells the lady and her sobbing daughter who was right there when it all happened, that they're soooo sorry...

Pocahontas keeps on insisting that she's part Native American. I wonder which part? It's certainly not her brain. Turns out she's a bonafide member of the white foot tribe.

Where in the California State Constitution does it say the State can defy Federal law? I'd give 25 pesos to see someone start a public initiative to repeal the State's Sanctuary State law and to require cities to comply with Federal immigration law.

Sure enough, now that multiple bombs have been set off in Texas, some "news" outlets will be blaming the NRA.

An illegal alien caused a hit-and-run accident with a big rig in Denver, Colorado the other day, killing the driver of the truck. The judge allowed bail in the case and the illegal walked out of jail an hour before ICE was notified they could come and get him. The resulting uproar has the sheriff claiming it was an "oversight," but Denver is a sanctuary city and that explains it all. Denver allows illegals who are charged with crimes to escape, but they want law-abiding citizens to give up their guns so they can't defend themselves.

Hillary slipped and fell down a flight of stairs twice while in India. Somehow, the stairs survived. Okay, well... yes, they were concrete.

It's scary to note that dreamers are now screaming at Democrats because the Dems are not delivering on their promises to allow the dreamers to take over the country... and the Dems are doing everything they can to find some way to appease the dreamers. Who's country is this, anyway?

313,000 jobs were just added to the economy. More "crumbs" for the masses?

The gunman who killed three staff members at the Yountville California veteran's facility had his gun permit revoked several months before the shooting, according to news reports. This confuses me. You don't need a permit to own a gun; you only need a permit if you are going to carry it concealed. In any event, if he wasn't supposed to be carrying a gun, why was he? Isn't that illegal and shouldn't that fact have prevented him from carrying the gun? The liberals must have their brains really scrambled over this one. The CEO of Dick's Sporting Goods has finally come to grips with the fact that his company may lose business over its decision to limit gun sales of all types to persons 21 years of age and older and to eliminate so-call "assault rifles" from its inventory. Well, he lost my business. I don't buy from left-wing liberals or wimps.

With all of the changes and firings going on at the White House, it must be March Madness.

TODAY'S QUOTE: "The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be."~ Konrad Lorenz

Monday, March 12, 2018

Although he's running again this year, Frederick Ramirez, a Pennsylvania Democrat, ran for the State Legislature in 2017 and was disqualified because he didn't spend enough time in his required residence. Records showed he was billed for only 95 gallons of water between March
2016 and January 2017, or less than two flushes a month, according to the Philadelphia Inquirer. This proves beyond a reasonable doubt that if he actually lived in his claimed residence during that time, he must literally be full of shit.

The chief question about the possible upcoming summit between President Trump and North Korea's Kim Jong un is whether or not Kim will be allowed to bring along his rubber duckies...

Word has it that Hillary Clinton has been holed up in her Chappaqua mansion working with Sidney Blumenthal and James Comey while writing her next blockbuster, tell all dossier...

They have this video of a bikini-clad woman riding a horse into a Miami Beach bar. While this brings to mind a whole slew of bar jokes, the matter is being taken seriously; they're investigating the bar for animal cruelty, probably because they had no barley.

Why is it that I keep getting Corey Lewandowski confused with Monica Lewinsky?

Evidently faced with the prospect of widening their aisles to accommodate obese customers, Walmart has decided to partner with Weight Watchers instead. A vast array of meal options, which have already rolled out to over 250
stores, will be made and assembled fresh in-store daily. Options include
pre-portioned kits for steak Dijon, basic garlic chicken, sweet chili
chicken stir fry, and pork Florentine; Thai curry chicken and chicken
fried rice rotisserie meals; and one-step heat-up chicken Alfredo,
cheesy ravioli, meatloaf, spaghetti and meatballs, chicken Parmesan,
pulled beef, curry chicken, pot roast, and chicken enchiladas. Potatoes, gravy and cheesecake are not on the menu.

Rather than allowing trained teachers and staff members to carry concealed weapons in schools, the move is on to design bullet-proof clothes and backpacks for the kids.

A very high 20-year-old South Carolina woman, formerly a straight A student, gouged her eyes out in front of a church as a sacrifice to God. It will be most difficult for her to see her way out of this situation...

The Utah State Bar Association sent out a picture of a topless woman to all members. The photo was sent in an email advertising their upcoming annual spring convention in St. George. An investigation is ongoing and officials are hoping that the culprit will make a clean breast of it.

That's it for this posting; the gin bottle is now empty. TODAY'S QUOTE: "The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron."~ Phyllis Diller

Friday, March 9, 2018

Michael Horowitz is the Inspector General of the Department of Justice and has a stellar reputation. While he was appointed by Obama in 2012, it was he who discovered and revealed the Page-Strzok conspiracy within the FBI. He has the reputation of being an objective and thorough investigator who follows leads wherever they go and doesn't give a hoot about the politics of the job. Jeff Sessions even says Howoritz should be the guy to investigate the Clinton dossiers and related crimes and corruption. The problem with that idea is that the I.G. can't subpoena people; those involved who have left government service couldn't be investigated or called as witnesses. That's why the Congressional Republicans are now clamoring louder for a Special Counsel to do the investigation. The natural answer? Name Horowitz to be the Special Counsel. He already knows the ins and outs of the DOJ and the FBI and that is a huuuge leg up on the competition. Nancy Pelosi calls ICE raids in California "unjust and cruel." Why doesn't she move to Mexico where she can be surrounded by the drug cartel, murderers and thieves like she wants the rest of us in California to be?

After years of waiting and legal jousting, the Department of Justice announced Wednesday
additional documents related to the Operation Fast and Furious scandal during
the Obama administration will be released to the House Oversight Committee. The question now is, what have they done with the documents that don't want us to see? Why is Elizabeth Warren refusing to take a DNA test to prove she's part Native American? Now, don't ruffle her tail feathers...Paul Ryan would make a great president... of France.

Joy Behar has reportedly apologized for her anti-Christian remarks made about Vice President Mike Pence and his mental state. Unlike what she and her bimbo friends would do, I will show my Christian faith by forgiving her. The FBI has admitted it screwed up on the Nikolas Cruz case in Parkland, Florida. Maybe they need a new boss and a new image? How about bringing in Mister Magoo or Inspector Clouseau?

California's Governor Ed Brown has his bowels in an uproar over Jeff Sessions' lawsuit against California. Remember, it was Brown and his half-witted cohorts who created sanctuary cities and a sanctuary state and defied federal law in the first place. Now, they're refusing, in typical Democrat fashion, to take responsibility for their own actions by blaming someone else for the fallout.

TODAY'S QUOTE:"A man can fall many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else."~ John Burroughs

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Sunday night's Nielson Ratings has The Oscars in the toilet, possibly at their lowest level in recorded history. The Dems and the liberals rushed to make explanations on Monday morning, blaming everything from "declining rating have been the trend," to less-than-stellar movies, to lack of star talent, to the weather. The fact is that Americans are sick and tired of hearing about politics, particularly vile, vulgar and left-wing politics during sports, awards and other entertainment events. Americans are getting back to being... Americans.

They're talking about a national day of remembrance to honor Billy Graham, but the left is outraged. They first want a national holiday called "Barack Obama Day" to be observed on April 1st...

Who in the hell is Sam Nunberg? Why in the devil's name do people who are nobody end up on the front pages of liberal left-wing newspapers?

Anyone who thinks North Korea is serious about wanting to talk about giving up their nuclear program hasn't studied the history of the situation. My best guess is that Kim Jong un is very close to having nuclear strike capability and simply wants to buy some more time. Do not be lured into a false sense of security here; his chief entertainment is shooting rubber duckies with a machine gun in the bathtub.

Here's something you probably didn't know: Iran is planning to establish military bases in Venezuela to enable them to launch operations against the United States if the time comes. The Cubans and the Russians are already there.

A woman in Washington State suspected her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she waited until he fell asleep and stabbed him with a samurai sword. I think he got the point, play on words intended.

Monday, March 5, 2018

Neither the press or the media fears God. They lie, they cheat, they toss ethics and morals out the window. They support removing God from our schools and consistently push to remove the words "In God We Trust" from currency, state buildings and every public venue. They support forcing Christian churches to have transgender bathrooms and perform gay marriages. They pounce on every gun-related death in this country, (except Chicago), and refuse to mention or discuss the numbers of tens of thousands of murders committed by Planned Parenthood and abortion clinics every year in this country. The press and the media are a bigger enemy to America than North Korea, Iran, China and Russia... combined.

The Democrats are just as evil. When confronted with the truth, they run like hell to escape. Democrats in Virginia blamed Republicans for mass gun shootings. Virginia Delegate Nick Freita, who is running to take Tim Kaine's spot in the U.S. Senate, said it’s difficult to have an open and honest debate on gun violence
because Democrats are constantly comparing Republicans to “Nazis” and
segregationists; but he reminded the chamber that Democrats were once the
party of slavery and segregation. “I just want to remind everyone very quickly, it was not our
[Republican] party that supported slavery, that fought women’s suffrage,
that rounded up tens of thousands of Asian-Americans and put them in
concentration camps, that supported Jim Crow, that supported
segregation, supported mass resistance. That wasn’t our party, that was
the Democrat party.” To which a whole slew of angry Democrats got up and walked out.

It is my considered opinion that Barack, Hillary and their cohorts should all be charged with attempting to overthrow the Constitution and the American government.

I don't have the slightest idea why Schumer and Pelosi think anything they have to say is relevant.

About Me

American Citizen and damned proud of it.
Sometimes, I may seem to be tactless, but some people need to be jolted into thinking for themselves.
I try not to be witty, but can rarely stop myself; it's one of my many fine qualities. I'm an Aries, so my brilliance comes naturally.
After having been married twice, I decided that having a small dog who barks incessantly is preferable.
Obviously, humility is not one of my faults but, if I had one, that would be it.