Wild Ones releases over forty New Weapons!

Wild Ones has surprised everyone and released a massive amount of new weapons, over forty to be precise. As a result, we'd like to begin our response by drooling a little, in awe of what must be one of the most magnificent updates we've ever seen. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's take a look at all the new stuff.

Keep reading to see all the new weapons.

Cluster Grenade
A group of 3 hand grenades
in an explosive bunch.

Jumbo Missile
A larger more powerful
missile for more damage.

Zoo Bomb
Drop Zoo Bomb anywhere for
a cheap thrill.

Baby Beehive
Fire a small hive to unleash
deadly killer bees.

Tornado Grenade
Fire a bomb that creates a
deadly tornado.

Missile Stream
Fires four missiles in a row.

Baby Nuke
A powerful mini-nuke to
destroy your opponents.

Dynamite
Drops an explosive
dynamite punch.

Gamma Beam
Fires a focused energy
beam.

Baby Napalm
Covers a small area with
fiery napalm.

Nuke
A powerful nuclear bomb
for mushroom cloud fun.

Quintuplets
A deadly spread of 5
powerful missiles.

Rubber Grenade Trio
A trio of rubber grenades for
bouncing chaos.

Mine Cluster
Spread of 3 land mines to
trap your enemy.

Rubber Grenade MIRV
Splits into rubber grenades
after several seconds.

Anvil
Hit directly at target for
massive damage.

Ninja Stars
A spread of 3 explosive ninja
stars.

Tornado Cluster
A group of 5 tornadoes to
unleash nature's wrath.

Napalm
Covers an area with hot
liquid napalm.

Drill Cluster
A group of 3 drillers to blast
through terrain.

Gamma Ray
Fires a wide high powered
energy ray.

Queen Beehive
Fire a huge hive to unleash
destruction.

Baker's Dozen
A huge spread of 12 deadly
missiles.

Starfield
Shoots a dizzying array of 12
ninja stars.

Mega MIRV Launcher
Splits into tons of missiles
after several seconds.

Mega Napalm
Covers a huge area with
devastating napalm.

Mega Ninja Stars
A spread of 6 explosive
ninja stars.

Mega Globgun
Explodes and covers a huge
area with toxic goo.

Mega Nuke
A massive nuclear bomb for
incredible devastation.

Missile Shower
Airstrike with exploding
missiles.

Mine Shower
Airstrike that lays down land
mines.

Goo Shower
Airstrike that rains down
toxic goo.

Gamma Star
Fires a planet destroying ray
of epic destruction.

Game Over Nuke
An epic nuclear bomb that
leaves a scorched earth.

Cow
Hit directly at target to crush
them instantly.

Rubber Grenade Shower
Airstrike with rubber
grenades.

Mega Cluster Grenade
Peppers the area in a huge
cluster of 10 grenades.

Kiss Goodbye
Drop this epic bomb to kiss
someone goodbye.

Grave Digger
Airstrike that slices diggers
through terrain.

Blizzard
Airstrike that covers screen
with deadly tornadoes.

Despite the incredible breadth of this update, the release continues to upset many fans. After tampering with the original formula, Wild Ones seems to be continually struggling to re-balance the game elements and please their fans. To give them credit, Wild Ones does probably have one of the most hypocritical fan bases of all time. It seems whatever the game does in an attempt to please them they will find something new to complain about.

This time, the complaining revolves around the awesome new weapons themselves. It seems that the gameplay now gives a huge advantage to those with the better, more powerful weapons. In addition, many of the weapons cost real cash. What this boils down to is the players who are willing to spend actual money (to buy better weapons) are often the winners by default.

Is this a fair system? Yes. Is it fun for everyone? Not so much.
Regardless, head over to Wild Ones to gaze at all the insane weapons in the store. Our favorite? The cow. Check it out.