The Floof Report

OMC! For a few weeks now we have not been ourselves. All this sudden heat really got us feeling yuckery. First we weren't eating all that well, then when we finally started to eat, we both had a little bit of backed up sewer pipes, if ya know what I mean. So mom was giving us both Miralax the last couple of days.

Yesterday was 92 and HUMID as all get out! Stormy and crazy! Today was 60 degrees and windy like crazy all day, in fact it's STILL windy at 1 am! 30mph actually. Mom opened the windows for a bit at around midnight and like a couple of werewolves, we went completely bananas like we haven't played in months!

We had a serious, serious, SERIOUS case of the zoomies. So much so, we almost broke a few lamps, MOL. Not kidding. We went zooming all over the house and both of us went flying onto the coffee tables, ricocheted off the chair back onto the coffee table, plowing behind the couch, into the kitchen, bounced off the window sill, into our room, jumping on and off our towers, into the baffroom, into the tub and back out again. We even ran right over mom on the couch! PHEW! I needed a rest for a minute.

So I did the only thing I could do after feeling so great! I pooped a couple of GIANT logs! Mom was like "WOW Finney, I guess I don't have to worry. No wonder you feel so good all of a sudden!" MOL. I was sure to leave my Ode De Finney smell with my midnight prezzie too. That's when mom said "yuck! Gotta open a few more windows stinky boy!" What'd ya expect, roses?

Now I'm so tired I'm laying spread out on the other side of the room dictating. OH! grammy almost set the house on fire today. No joke. Here we are worrying about an arsonist on the loose and our own grammy starts a small grease fire. She didn't even tell mom all day. Her and grampy were so nonchalant about it, like "oh we put it out, no big deal". Mom just shook her head and said they were causing her to go gray.

It's supposed to be nice weather all weekend and next week! 70-75 and dry! Whoo hoo! Hopefully we'll have many more zoomfests. Oh boy! I feel the urge to zoom again! Here I go, gotta go now!!!

Mommy had to pull out the extra blanket last night but she said no way was she turning on the heat! She said she'd rather pile on the blankies. She cleaned all the floors yesterday and even though she vacuums every other day, the mop was covered in pollen! Gross! No wonder we've all been sick!

I just pawmailed you Sterling, you didn't offend me at all. It comes across weird when you can't see a kitties face huh! Nope, what I meant was it wasn't your TYPICAL poop and zoom event, it was special cause I needed a giant poop and I got one, MOL.

Purred by:Karen C

June 3rd 2011 at 12:59 pm

Got it dude! Thanks for letting me know, I would never make light of a friend's problem.

MOL!I been getting tha zoomies too and I got a big ol'boo-boo on my face 'cause of it. I have gotten worse scratchies from my brofur(once we got stuck in tha bathroom when Mommy wasn't home and I got a big one on my nose!) but this one is a mystery! No big poopies tho...but a stinker one fur sure MOL! Glad you gots it all out!

Well it's been pretty cool here and we're not complaining but it is super windy and oh my cat there is so much pollen everywhere that the wind is blowing it all over the place. Now everyone is sneezing their floofy pants off!

We love the zoomies, Running all around the clinic!! But it sounds like you had a lot of fun! Glad your feeling better now.

Hey Mr D. It is about the same temperature here. Well right now it is 12C (54f) but its night so I suppose it doesn't count... It's supposed to be sunny and 20C (68f) tomorrow. Yay for sun, it doesn't come around here enough!