How To: Fake An Orgasm

How To: Fake It

Recently, doctors have been seeing an increased number of men suffering from delayed ejaculation (DE) and having to fake an orgasm. This umbrella term describes everything from taking longer to reach orgasm to not being able to climax at all. This may come as a surprise to many, but it is a real problem. After all, when we think of fake orgasms, most of us think of women acting out a climax (you know, like Meg Ryan’s scene in When Harry Met Sally). But even AM’s 2010 Great Male Survey revealed that 30% of respondents have faked an orgasm at least once.

When a woman fakes an orgasm, it’s usually because the guy she’s with isn’t getting her off and she doesn’t want to hurt his ego. Some male orgasm fakers may have a similar motivation. In fact, it may be even more damaging to a woman’s confidence to hear that her man isn’t climaxing, since the prevailing opinion is that men should be able to climax whenever, wherever and under any circumstance. Of course, this simply isn’t true, which is why it’s important to learn how to fake an orgasm.

While, in general, it may be easier for a man to reach orgasm than it is for a woman, there are certainly some situations in which it is difficult at best. Doctors have linked DE to a number of factors, including use of antidepressants, stress from the economy, proliferation of porn, and over-masturbation. Further, unlike many women who are capable of multiple orgasms, most men can only climax once or twice before their energy is spent. So, if a guy has already had sex once, twice or three times in a single night, making it happen yet another time may be asking for too much. The same applies if he masturbated earlier in the day. General exhaustion could also be a factor in preventing an orgasm from happening, as well as having a few too many drinks.

It’s clear that there are many reasons why you need to know how to fake an orgasm, and here’s your training manual.

Prerequisite to the fake orgasm

To fake an orgasm successfully, it is imperative that you wear a condom. It can be done without one, but it’s much more complicated. Just consider it another benefit of staying safe.

Don’t overact

Overacting will kill this performance. You must do your best to have your fake orgasm be as much like a real one as possible. Don’t overdo it with loud moans, crazy facial expressions, lots of thrashing about, or anything else out of character during your fake climax.