The Pixie Crop

The Pencil Mustache

The Pageant Hair

“My hair could teach astronauts a thing or two about defying gravity.”

The Cop Stache

“Son, did I ever tell you about the time I patched a mainsail with nothing but twine and mustache wax?”

The Braid

“Like an heirloom quilt, everyday things can be beautiful, too.”

Describe your perfect Saturday
slide to decide

Sitting on the porch drinking tea.

Finding sweet deals at the flea market.

Packing muskets in a Civil War reenactment.

Entertaining guests at my dinner party.

Reading an e-book in the coffee shop.

Cleaning, cleaning and more cleaning.

Knocking items off the honey-do list.

Choose your spirit animal.
Or just one that you like

The Grizzly

Gruff on the outside, sure—but voted “Best Hugger” in the forest. Formidable only when you have to be, you’d rather spend your days wading the river or enjoying a pawful of honey.

The Puppy

Your capacity for giving and receiving affection is boundless. You work hard, play harder and bring out the best in everyone. Even the grumpiest person in the room can’t help grinning around you.

The Centaur

Surefooted and lively, you’re perfectly at ease in situations that others find challenging—and you laugh at life’s contradictions. Time for an adventure? Friends know you’re up for anything at a moment’s notice.

The Eagle

Your nest is accessible by invitation only. You like rules. Respect is everything. But you’re no killjoy—in fact, nothing’s sweeter than soaring without a care at the top of the world.

The Narwhal

A deep and curious soul, you somehow manage to combine pragmatism with a sense of mystery. You can go it alone fine, but you’re happiest with your pod because they just “get” you.

The Chipmunk

Those squirrel cousins are so crazy, you can’t hang for long. After a busy day of foraging, all you want to do is curl up with a cup of tea and a good read.