i just got back from Zumba with Setsuka!! It was awesome! she made me look so dumb though. Girlfriends got rhythm! haha she's such a little hottie! then she gave me a bunch of tapers and plugs so i just stretched my ears! I'm getting close to zero!
now im eating oreos and regaining all the calories i just burned.

Ooohh congrats with the almost zero! I want to start stretching my ears again but one piercing is closer to the rim of the earlobe so one earlobe will always be noticably thinner and I'm not sure if I can fix it.
But I don't think your parents are weird. They'll probably always see you as theyr kid and it's just weird knowing about them naked on an adult website even if its not dirty photos.
I need to tell mine before my set comes out because Iceland is really small and I am worried that when my set comes out some Icelandic people will go tell the media here or something. Not that I am asahmed of this I just don't want it to be a secret.