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I like cold beer. And warm boobs. Did I mention I like beer and boobs? Well... Books and video games are also pretty cool. As well as rhinos. And beards. Beards are awesome! My beard is awesome! And last but not least, I hate cats.

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.