so like i started playing this game in facebook where you run a restaurant the last time i was suicidal and wanted a distraction and mine is totally a gay bakery so of course i gave it the most appropriate name possible (do i even need to say it?)i changed it at one point to add some old lady (a very conservative american christian if you go by her facebook entries) as one of my random friends for a free ingredient. she plays it with her grandchildren and that just makes me i miss my grandma :( so i didnt unfriend her and she even wrote me about liking my gardens design

anyway for halloween i made my shop look like a slutty pumpkin and renamed it "open wide". this would probably seem like an innocent mistake to random strangers so there wasnt any problem with itthen a couple of days ago i changed back to the old design with the old name

today i got the attached mail in my boxafter i stopped giggling maniacally i realized she removed from her friends

I still love you. Tell her that an Australian that speaks English fluently told you that it was a funny joke in English and that your limited understanding of the language meant that you never really understood what it means. Play the foreign guilt card for all its worth.Then when she refriends you change the name to The Parsensonington Biscuit Factory. And slowly remove letters from the word Parsensonington every few days until it becomes The Arse Biscuit Factory and see if she unfriends you again..

Actor.

_________________"Why can't we go back to living like cavemen? I know it was a rough and ready existence - the men where always rough and the women were always ready! " - Santa.

Hmm... Either you go with Actor's amazing suggestion (you really outdid yourself this time), or go with the lol-religion option. I mean, I'm sure you can think of some punny name referring Sodom and Gamora. If anyone asks, just say that all the good David x Jonathan gay jokes were already taken.

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i was thinking more along the lines of explaining to her in great lengths about the benefits of sodomy and its contribution to preventing prostate cancer in adult males, potentially with visual aids. i mean if anything, the cake should be more controversial as it leads people to both sin and obesity.

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