Pater Noster: The most sacred prayer to the FSM (Yes, it truly is the name of a short, tubular pasta).

Pennecostal: Baptism of Holy Spirit (Aargh-walk the plank Into the boiling, salted [olive oil optional], water for you). Faith Healing-immediately immersing over cooked pasta in very cold or ice water. Miracle Working-Making pasta for 2 feed 4. Prophecy-Knowing precisely when the penne is al dente perfect Speaking in Tongunes-LInguine !

Rime of the Ancient Marinara: A Gilgamesh like epic wherein an evil old Buccaneer attempts to force his stalwart crew to eat a Red Sauce well past its prime. Frothy, fermented, flecked with foam and mould. Can Mutiny! be far behind ?

The Son of Manicotti : Bobby Henderson.

Strozzapreti : Literally, "Strangling the Priest" a slit, tubular pasta and a good concept to be kept alive, no matter how "jocularly.'