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Sunday, October 7, 2012

Best Halloween Costume Idea Ever

First of all, I'm proud of myself for having a post ready to publish (for the most part) because I am fucking exhausted right now and will be busy editing videos and shit when I'm more than semi-conscious. I've been meaning to write about my birthday and when I got The Kitten and a couple other things, but that'll also have to happen when I'm actually awake.

Secondly, I just wanted to say that Sissi is doing great after her surgery. The hole in her heart was bigger than they thought, but they were still able to fix it. She went home the day after the surgery and looked fucking beautiful the day OF her surgery. She looked perfectly normal, maybe a little tired, but still. (Which really, isn't fair, because I looked like a zombie vampire on crack just from having my wisdom teeth removed.) And she's probably tired of hearing that, but seriously, what the fuck.

Thirdly, since Halloween is coming up, I decided to post this for a costume idea for you guys. Because it's fucking awesome.

Okay, guys, here's all you need to know:

There was a pirate costume I've been trying to get for three years (click the link to see it; its REALLY cute). The first year, we didn't have the money. The second, I tried it on and completely fell in love, but when we went back to get it (after waiting for Mom's paycheck), they were completely sold out. The third, there was nothing to do for Halloween and I couldn't leave The Kitten home alone yet anyways. I told my boyfriend about that last year and he bought it for me as a Christmas present, so I could FINALLY wear it this year.

The only other thing you have to know, is Brother is TALL. Like, he's been over six feet since he was fourteen. He is a giant and we are all sure to make sure he knows that.

When people jump out at me, I tend to hit. When people grab at me, I tend to hit. Basically anybody sneaking up on me or anything, like in "haunted houses" would result in me physically harming the person who did it. Not because I plan it, but because my reflexes suck. Or maybe they're awesome. I guess it depends on perspective.

Now, just enjoy this conversation and then you will have the best way to be a ghost for Halloween ever.

Rachel: There is NOTHING to do around here for HalloweenBrother: that's boring and crappyRachel: Extra crappy because that pirate costume that I've been REALLY wanting to wear for THREE years, is in the closet. Wolfy got it for me last Christmas because he remembered me being all upset about doing absolutely nothing last year for Halloween. So I'd feel horrible if I didn't even get to wear it.Brother: maybe you should go do spooky thingsRachel: There's nothing spooky =/ It's church stuff, a scarecrow trail for children, a "haunted" house that would probably result in my arrest, and a corn maze that would definitely result in my arrest ._.Brother: jump in front of people from behind cornersRachel: I WOULD TOTALLY DO THATRachel: Except they might sock me in the faceRachel: And that would hurtRachel: But more importantlyRachel: 2 1/2 year and $6000 for bracesRachel: I ain't wasting that shitRachel: BUT I WANT TO DO THAT BECAUSE OMG THAT WOULD BE FUNNYBrother: imagine if I tried to be a ghostBrother: the bed sheet would come down to like my chestRachel: It'd have to be custom madeRachel: OrRachel: Since we have no moneyRachel: Buy a bunch of sheets and sew them togetherRachel: You can be a hillbilly ghostBrother: or just wear a black shirt and put a pillow case over my face and I'm a constantly flying ghostRachel: ............That is the best idea everRachel: Please do thatBrother: okayRachel: You'll be a constantly flying ghost for Halloween this year?Brother: maybeBrother: but I do want to be a mobster/detectiveBrother: but we'll see how that works outRachel: http://www.partycity.com/product/mens+mob+boss+costume.do?sortby=ourPicks&size=all&from=Search&navSet=men+mafia+costume Like that?Brother: yeah, but without the stripesBrother: that is eyeball searingRachel: lolRachel: Okay, be what you want, but I want a fucking picture you of being a constantly flying ghostBrother: I have some black shirts I could turn around and use (because they have prints on the front)

I can't see your pirate costume! And it makes me sad because I love pirates. I really need someone in my life to be a constantly flying ghost now...maybe I will since the ad below your comments shows a sexy peacock and my daughter and I were going to be (unsexy) peacocks. The sexy peacock just makes me want to not do that anymore. Sexy peacock has ruined peacocks for me!

You comment made me giggle so much. I hope somebody is a constantly flying ghost!

The link didn't work for me either so I'm about to replace it. You can look at it here http://di1-2.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/f3/6e/01/96704526-260x260-0-0_California+Collection+Jewel+of+the+Sea+Costume+Tee.jpg or google search "jewel of the sea pirate costume".

Thank you! That's exactly why I love it! I HATE the way so many costumes are slutty now. It also confuses me, because it's usually freezing cold on Halloween, so why would a woman want to wear the tiniest outfit ever?

About Me

My name is Rachel. I'm 23 years old. My boyfriend (Wolfy) and I live together with our one-eyed hamster, Cashew, and his little brother, Munchies. I'm a smartass, I curse, and I have a weird sense of humor.
My mom and I are releasing a cook book titled My Momma's Cookbook (follow us on instagram for updates! @mymommascookbook). And I am writing my own book, about all the shit I've dealt with from abuse to bullying to depression to that one time a vegetarian came into the steakhouse I worked in and said, "Hi, I'm vegetarian, what can I eat besides a salad?" and I had to get my manager involved.
I hope you stick around but if it's too weird for you here, that's okay. Either way, I wish you the best.