Yesterday Mitt Romney, the current least-bad Republican presidential candidate, discussed important matters of state, culture, and politics with Donald J. Trump, America’s foremost businessman-impersonator. CBS News reports: “The meeting was arranged several weeks ago, according to Trump Organization's Executive Vice President Michael Cohen, who said that Romney was one of the last candidates to reach out for a meeting with Trump.”

Romney is one of several notable figures to meet with Trump in recent weeks: it’s a group that includes former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, current Texas governor Rick Perry, Audrina star Audrina Patridge, Audrina bit player Lynn Patridge, a Trump Organization intern who taught Trump how to “vlog,” a second Trump Organization intern who tried to convince Trump that it’s not necessary to yell when speaking into a microphone, and a third Trump Organization intern who was forced to unsuccessfully explain how a microphone could “fit in a computer.”

It’s like our generation’s answer to the Algonquin Roundtable—if the Algonquin Roundtable were made out of solid gold, were actually more of a roulette table, and had been stamped with the words “DONALD J. TRUMP” in a real classy font.