Yep. Another newbie. Actually, I've been registered for over a year, so not really new, just never been used (don't I wish).
And I'm a monkey with a fruit bat avatar (Roberto T. to be exact).
Do you sense a pattern of confusion here?
I've read all of AG's books a number of times, and love them. In fact, in a fairly recent drunken stumble home, I was mugged and was most pissed that my copy of Love Nun was in the bag the guy took after he hit me in the back of the head. I'm keeping my eyes open for muggers with a recently developed sense of humor. Revenge is a dish best served in the back of the head.

Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:14 am

Ginjg

Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 6617
Location: Los Angeles

Well, remedial noobness for you. Since last year we have added a srtrip search. That "never been used' feeling will definitely be gone soon.

I'm against mugging in general, but if it took a boot to the head to draw you back to the boardello, some good has come of it._________________To Learn is to Know
To Know is to Love
To Love is our aim

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Why should we bother with immortality when we are eternal?

Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:21 pm

The Monkey

Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 45

Thanks Ginjg. I'd submit to the strip search, but I try and keep America beautiful.

Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:34 pm

Ginjg

Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 6617
Location: Los Angeles

The Monkey wrote:

Thanks Ginjg. I'd submit to the strip search, but I try and keep America beautiful.

It ain't optional. Though I have heard that pie can be used as a bribe._________________To Learn is to Know
To Know is to Love
To Love is our aim

I HATE unisex chatnames. Do I get this one, or does Goudron?_________________"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Thu Aug 31, 2006 4:22 pm

Vahlee

Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Posts: 3675
Location: Not-so-back to school

aw, look at the kitty_________________"The First Annual Boobathon Queen. "

(I have just realized that the lack of a comma would drastically change the meaning of this post.)_________________"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:34 am

Lukaret

Joined: 28 Aug 2005
Posts: 1589
Location: ... Hell. No wait... make that GP, Texas, that's about the same thing.

Joelibris wrote:

Tag-team, Goudron! Boo-yaaaaaaaa!

(I have just realized that the lack of a comma would drastically change the meaning of this post.)

<<<SNAP!!!>>>_________________"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional minority and by the mainstream media which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

Fri Sep 01, 2006 4:24 pm

Goudron

Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 2570
Location: near Cleveland OH

I read: "I married a male lawyer..." so I had my searchin gear already, even though it still coulda been either way.

Either way, if Joe and I got together and stripsearched a unisex ummm person, I KNOW there would be people willing to pay to download it. Let's find us one of these unisex people, Joe, we can make some money on the side._________________White and feathery, yet crude and noisy, the chicken is the backbone of our farming community.