Utah isn’t winning any beauty contestswith Kirilenko and Fesenko on the floor together.At least they were able to trade D-Will’s hairby Jerwol on Mar 17, 2011 9:23 AM CST

Can we start a movementto call Rambis ‘Zen’ from here on out? Obviously, the goal is to mock the living shit out of him until he stops pretending to be Phil and also stops pretending that Phil would be Phil without Jordan/Pippen and Bryant/Shaq/Gasol.by Mplax on Mar 17, 2011 10:17 AM CST

Where Canis Hoopus sounds like SLC Dunk:

Wolves trying to 3 ball their way back into this game.That’s not a viable plan.by Dogpile on Mar 17, 2011 9:49 AM CST

WellI’m glad the recent Wolves play has disabused us of any notions that they have progressed at all over this season. The only silver lining: Rambis can’t last much longer. He just can’t, can he?by uncle rico on Mar 17, 2011 9:56 AM CST

can we suit up Rambis and Laimbeer for the second half?by bargnani on Mar 17, 2011 9:58 AM CST

I read this as“can we sue Rambis and Laimbeer” and I would endorse that. Intentional infliction of emotional distress. Darko and Flynn as co-defendants.by Eric in Madison on Mar 17, 2011 10:10 AM CST

Oh, I think a particularly pesky lawyercould round up a class action against a team that has no Ricky Rubio next year, despite proclamations from the POBO to current and prospective season ticket buyers that Rubio would indeed be on the team.It might not go anywhere, but the discovery would be delicious.by PoorDick on Mar 17, 2011 10:14 AM CST

CJ Miles has chubby armsby J_R_W on Mar 17, 2011 9:59 AM CST

And where Canis Hoopus does not sound like SLC Dunk:

That Axe commercial was more interesting then this gameby Legac on Mar 17, 2011 10:03 AM CST

to be fair….its a great commercial!by Love4MVP on Mar 17, 2011 10:04 AM CST

I agree, it’s probably the best one they have had.by Legac on Mar 17, 2011 10:05 AM CST

I don’t understandwhy Love and AR don’t switch on defense. Love/Jefferson and AR/AK would be much better matchups, IMO.Maybe Jefferson just has Love’s number from being the ‘guy’ over him for those two years?by Mplax on Mar 17, 2011 11:01 AM CST

Jazz did an ok jobof not running up the score at the end. It was nice to see a team take their time and run the clock down at least a little. We didn’t really help the cause, but the Jazz weren’t out there to embarass us like some teams seem to do (Memphis springs to mind this year).by Mplax on Mar 17, 2011 11:23 AM CST