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ecto-digest Wednesday, February 9 2005 Volume 11 : Number 039
Today's Subjects:
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This ain't no folk show* ::Carla Holden Thurs/2/10:: [Paul Schreiber ]
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Date: Mon, 7 Feb 2005 23:50:11 -0800
From: Paul Schreiber
Subject: This ain't no folk show* ::Carla Holden Thurs/2/10::
For those with a shorter attention span
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Carla Holden. Sunnyvale. House concert. Rah!
RSVP. Suggested donation: $10
Thursday, February 10, 2004. 8 p.m. Sharp.
Subject: FW: his and her road trips
His & Hers Road Trips
HERS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit.
2. Opens window.
3. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer.
4. Arrives at destination presently.
HIS
1. Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
2. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
3. Drives an extra five miles just in case.
4. Finally rolls down window.
5. Hocks a loogie.
6. Pulls up to a 7-Eleven.
7. Gets three hot dogs, a large Slurpee and beef jerky.
8. Asks foreigner behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
9. Gets back into car.
10. Farts.
11. After he closes the door.
12. Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the
7-Eleven.
13. Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way
back because the pimply 17-year-old 7-Eleven cashier said it was.
14. Almost hits a deer.
15. Curses the night.
16. Curses you.
17. Curses the large Slurpee.
18. Stops by the side of the road.
19 Takes a leak.
20. Still taking a leak.
21. Almost done.
22. I think.
23. Returns to car.
24. Drives and fiddles with radio.
25. Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
26. Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
27. He hates your sister.
28. Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
29. He had to look up pernicious.
30. Couldn't find a dictionary.
31. Finally found a dictionary.
32. Couldn't spell pernicious.
33. Seethes at the memory of it all.
34. But she is laughing inside.
35. And of course you're still lost.
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