The Very Few Times I've Really Enjoyed Life And Felt It Was Worth Living Were When Mine Has Fallen Apart And I've Had To Rebuild It. I Kind Of Want My Life To Fall Apart Again, 2010Enamel, tea, ink, vellum, recycled stamp, wax and watercolor paper14 x 11 inchesFacebook status courtesy of Joshua Marsh

Note to self: Saying "F@$# BITCHES, GET MONEY" will lead to being slapped, hard, across the face with an inflatable penis by a soon-to-be-bride. And for the record, it hurt., 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesFacebook update courtesy of Nicky Halvorson, 9.2.13

I can't relate to the J.Crew catalog because I've never worn 3 oxford shirts and 6 cashmere sweaters at the same time in a wheat field, 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Emmy Blotnick @emmyblotnick 5.26.13

Being asked to shut down your phone on a plane is like being told you have to put your dog down, 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Jonathan Morvay @morvay 9.3.13

FYI: I just worked it out with the NYC City Council so that every time I'm horny the Empire State Building lights up red, 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Nate Ferland @nateferland 4.8.13

A lady in a power suit, tennis shoes, and a pony tail just yelled "F%#K YOU ALL!" and left the subway. Another beautiful morning in NYC. , 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Laura Prangley @LPrangley 8.15.13

DJ's are just people who wear head phones, but still want everyone to hear the song they're listening to, 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Jonathan Morvay @morvay 9.4.13

The Very Few Times I've Really Enjoyed Life And Felt It Was Worth Living Were When Mine Has Fallen Apart And I've Had To Rebuild It. I Kind Of Want My Life To Fall Apart Again, 2010Enamel, tea, ink, vellum, recycled stamp, wax and watercolor paper14 x 11 inchesFacebook status courtesy of Joshua Marsh

Note to self: Saying "F@$# BITCHES, GET MONEY" will lead to being slapped, hard, across the face with an inflatable penis by a soon-to-be-bride. And for the record, it hurt., 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesFacebook update courtesy of Nicky Halvorson, 9.2.13

I can't relate to the J.Crew catalog because I've never worn 3 oxford shirts and 6 cashmere sweaters at the same time in a wheat field, 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Emmy Blotnick @emmyblotnick 5.26.13

Being asked to shut down your phone on a plane is like being told you have to put your dog down, 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Jonathan Morvay @morvay 9.3.13

FYI: I just worked it out with the NYC City Council so that every time I'm horny the Empire State Building lights up red, 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Nate Ferland @nateferland 4.8.13

A lady in a power suit, tennis shoes, and a pony tail just yelled "F%#K YOU ALL!" and left the subway. Another beautiful morning in NYC. , 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Laura Prangley @LPrangley 8.15.13

DJ's are just people who wear head phones, but still want everyone to hear the song they're listening to, 2013Ink, vellum, acrylic, steel pins, and archival paper11 x 14 inchesTweet courtesy of Jonathan Morvay @morvay 9.4.13