Bank of England Set to Run Printing Presses: “The Bank of England’s Governor paved the way last night to unleash the weapon of “printing money” in a last-ditch drive to combat the rapidly deepening recession.”

This is not a good sign at all, since hyperinflation could occur once the extra bills are dumped into circulation.

Crucifix Banned From British Prison Chapel: “Bosses at HMP Lewes have been told the traditional Christian symbol, featuring Jesus nailed to a cross, must not be used in the Grade-II listed Victorian jail’s ‘multi-faith space’.”

What’s next? Are they going to ban the Bible because it might offend Muslims?

OXFORD UNIVERSITY REMOVES WORDS LIKE “CRACKER” AND “HORSE” FROM CHILDREN’S DICTIONARY, and replaces them with…. “MP3” and “celebrity”.

“The word selections are a very interesting reflection of the way childhood is going, moving away from our spiritual background and the natural world and towards the world that information technology creates for us.”

UK SCHOOL CANCELS CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION FOR MUSLIM HOLIDAY. “”A primary school has cancelled its Christmas nativity in favour of Muslim festival of Eid celebrations because it would be too much for the children to do both.”