Things to do for April 05, 2012

The Weekender

Bocce, Sliders and Your Dog

Thursday

There’s chocolate. And then there’s
chocolate—made by a guy who’s won seven Blue Ribbons (France’s highest award for
professional chocolatiers), which is what we’re getting you. Then we’re hooking you up with eye-catching
pop-art prints—including the opportunity to create your own Warhol. Plus: your
very own wardrobe butler.

Lunch: Now with More Sliders

We need to talk about your lunch. See, it was missing something: osso buco. Also: Kobe beef. And pork. In
slider form... Luckily, Cafeina’s now serving up exactly that. There’s an express window if you can’t
wait—just prepare to be mauled when you return to the office.

Saturday

ON A ROLL

Skating into the Record Books

You’ve known it for years: you’re destined to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. Now’s
your chance: some goofballs/geniuses are putting together the longest ever conga line on roller skates at
this pop-up rink. (They’re also serving free treats from CoolHaus.) It was this or a beard of bees.

At Trio on the Bay’s one-year anniversary, you’ll find gratis vodka cocktails from 10 to 11pm and
butler-passed bites. Then, the after-party: a red carpet, plus a haze of spandex-clad dancers, DJs and
bottle service. So basically, just like your first birthday party.

Tuesday

HAIR OF THE DOG

Beer. Puppies. Go.

Beer loves you unconditionally. And so does your pup. So World of Beer wants to reward the loyalty of both
with treats during their Yappy Hour. You’ll get $1 off dog-related beers (like Flying Dog) for bringing
Fido. Or, you know, whatever you named your dog.