...as they don't have to be cut down in order to carry your pizza rolls home.

Plastic not ONLY is non-biodegradable (read: reusable)...

...but it also serves well in pissing off environmentalists.

Seriously..it's a win-win here.

2. What determines whether a man is a butt, boob or leg lover??

This depends on the day.

If there are 24-hours in the day, then chances are pretty good that the man is a butt, boob or leg guy.

You're welcome.

Question #2 from Preposterous Ponderings is a multi-part question:

1.How come your parent's never put you up for adoption?2.Why did all of the dinosaurs die?3.Why do you touch yourself at nights?4.Why did they take the Brady Bunch off the air?5.Why is Robin Williams so damn hairy?6.Does my blog make me look fat?

Dear PrePo:

Seriously, ask a few more f*cking questions.

WTF.1.How come your parent's never put you up for adoption?

Who said they didn't?

My father always used to tell me that "I came in the mail."

He would tell me this when we walked by the big post office mailboxes on street corners.

Dad (pointing at mailbox):That's where we found you, son.

Me:Someday, Dad, I will kill you while you sleep.

...good times...good times...

2.Why did all of the dinosaurs die?

The extinction of the dinosaurs can be directly attributed to the Hollywood Writer's Strike.

Seriously - there's only so much "Survivor - Carnivore Edition" you can take.3.Why do you touch yourself at nights?

Hey...

...this anus isn't going to stick a finger in itself.(reminder to myself to wash my hands)

4.Why did they take the Brady Bunch off the air?

According to historical records, the Brady Bunch fell victim to a genital warts outbreak on the set...spread by Bobby.

Bobby was a bisexual whore who also gave the girls kidney infections after going "backdoor" on Greg while he slept in his downstairs bachelor pad in a milk-induced stupor.

There was also a beastiality charge brought against Mr. Brady by another cast member (allegedly, this was the dog, Tiger), although these charges were later dropped after a plea bargain was reached (something to do with "kibble.")

Welcome back. And in order to set the record straight, I was not, nor have I ever been bisexual. I'm a straight up chili-stirrer, but the times were loose, and I was experimenting. Plus I'm convinced Greg slipped me a Mickey after luring me into his bachelor pad.Bobby