Headlies: Bad Influence Live Up To Their Name, Corrupt Innocent TNA Talent

Nashville, TN – The TNA tag team known as Bad Influence, consisting of Kazarian and Christopher Daniels, have been living up to their namesake and causing problems in the locker room. Though the two had been wrestling for several years in the company, it wasn’t until they officially joined forces that their habits and attitude started affecting others.

“Kazarian and Daniels are two nogoodniks,” said a frustrated Dixie Carter. “They skip training, stay out all night. I even caught them smoking in the bathroom once. It’s bad for the company and I think they may be affecting some of the good boys. I walked into Jeff Hardy’s room and a funny-smelling smoke came billowing out. He said it was just incense, but I’m not so sure.No one has seen Scott Steiner in months. Just the other day, I made a lovely meatloaf dinner for everyone and Chris Sabin told me it ‘sucked’. He must have picked up that word from Bad Influence because no one else at TNA would ever say something here sucked.”

The tag team’s carefree and reckless attitude has spread to other members of the TNA roster. Kenny King refuses to take the trash out, Wes Brisco has given up his paper route, and Samoa Joe hasn’t turned in his homework in months. “I’m at my wit’s end,” said Carter. “I absolutely hate firing people. Maybe I can just send them to their rooms or take away their Playstation for a week.”

“They’re just so cool,” said a gushing AJ Styles. “Cool jackets, those sweet hand jestures, and all those flips. I hope I can be like them one day.”

“We do what we want, when we want,” said Kazarian. “Maybe we’ll wrestle on Impact, maybe we won’t. Just like when we were in Fortune.”