It shall be this one's duty to offer recipes and menus. These will be easy to follow, and tested to be good enough that a slave would allow his Master to serve it to Master's Guests and reflect only the best of his Master.
For far worse than Master's anger is Master's disappointment.

Suggested
you double this
and in the second one mix in ½
Cup Crumbled
Blue
cheese ========================================

Make dip:

In
a large saute pan, heat the butter over medium-LOW
heat. Add the onions and saute, sprinkle
in paprika
and sugar, stirring
occasionally, for 15
to 20
minutes, or until golden brown and caramelized. Add the shallots and
saute for another
8
to 10
more minutes, until the onions and shallots are dark
brown.
Add the garlic and saute for additional
2
minutes.

NOTE:
Watch the heat and stir, You want them to caramelize NOT BURN!

Remove
from the heat and let cool for 5
minutes,

chop
up slices of bacon and process with onions in blender for a couple of
bursts just to smooth out.