Retro Blonde Heat (The Case of the Maltese Dildo) (1985)

When a mysterious blonde enters the Hollywood office of private eye Mark Lowe, his sex life changes forever! Looking for the Maltese Dildo, a lost ancient artifact with strange sexual powers, his gorgeous client becomes so aroused she seduces him- and soon he's on the trail of the elusive dildo. During the course of his investigation, Mark finds that the mere description of the dildo arouses the passions of any and all women. needless to say, Mark becomes quite a story teller, and many a listener lend more than an ear to his wagging tongue. mark never solves the case, but he has no complaints- he's been substantially paid, and laid!