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Domestic Disturbance of the Day: A Garden Grove woman was arrested Monday after allegedly doping her husbands dinner so she could tie him to a bed and cut off his johnson. 48-year-old Catherine Kieu Becker told police her husband, an unidentified 51-year-old, "deserved it," but did not elaborate.

Unfortunately there will likely be no John Bobbitt-style happy ending for po

Here We Go Again? of the Day: 14-year-old Lexi St. George, the latest pop music product to roll off the Ark Music Factory assembly line, was "discovered" by CEO Patrice Wilson at a shopping mall casting call sponsored by GMA.

That's right: Patrice Wilson -- the man responsible for inflicting a second Black Plague on unsuspecting Earthicans -- was hired by Good Morning Am