'Arrested Development' Tobias audition tape

Wait, that loses all of its humor if it’s written out and not said, but we all know that his real dream is to be a famous actor. Every good actor needs a sizzle reel to show off their acting skills and Tobias’ is incredible.

With a big “Attention Ron Howard” written across the screen, Tobias’ one-minute video shows him as a doctor, a cowboy, the cop from The Village People (sort of), and more as he tells Ron Howard to “insert me anywhere.”

Watch the video here:

The website at the end is real (and won’t get you in trouble with HR). If you go to insertmeanywhere.biz you’ll see a section titled “How to Insert Me” with a step-by-step guide. The website reads:

“Welcome to Dr. Tobias Fünke’s Internet Video Audition Reel! I hope you enjoy the deep range of thespian urges that come out in each of my characters. “Blue Man Group Understudy” was just the tip of my talent. Feel free to insert me into any available openings — my bits are sure to startle you!”

The new episodes of Arrested Development are available on Netflix May 26, as if you didn’t already know.