But The event I was most delighted with featured a 60's theme and featured a Beatles band ( other fabulous new musicians also)what rocked me was when I purred to the musician I was dancing with "God I never should have left this era !"And he answered me with "God I wasnt born yet."Very fun

Oh, I was amazed by a) the specificity of the niche they had carved out for themselves and, b) the Eric energy.Apparently they are going to be in New York for Memorial Day and go to Los Angeles every year. They must be finding an audience. And it's good for me to do something like go to live music.And Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird rocked!

The Lady with a Lamprey

"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri

There is no end to the fun news these days. This from the Wikipedia home page:

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The Icelandic Phallological Museum, in Reykjavík, Iceland, houses the world's largest display of penises and penile parts. The collection of 280 specimens from 93 species includes samples from whales (pictured), seals and land mammals. Exhibits are preserved in formaldehyde and displayed in jars or are dried and hung or mounted on the museum's walls and in display cases. The largest item on display once belonged to a blue whale; the smallest, from a hamster, can only be seen with a magnifying glass. The museum claims that it has specimens from elves and trolls that cannot be seen at all since, according to Icelandic folklore, these creatures are invisible. In July 2011, the museum obtained its first human specimen, but the preservation process did not go according to plan and the museum hopes to acquire a "younger and a bigger and better" example. Founded in 1997 by a retired teacher, it attracts thousands of visitors a year—the majority of them women—and has received international media attention. According to its mission statement, the museum aims to enable "individuals to undertake serious study into the field of phallology in an organized, scientific fashion". (Full article...)

Viking legend holds that a group of Norwegians settled Iceland by choice. But maybe we actually sent them there?

And yes, I noticed the word "hung". Yes, "mounted" too. But seems to me, they could have incorporated "hung" in their shopping list also. It never ends.

*pondering the title for a movie about Cryptofishist joining the California Highway Patrol*

well, long day on the tractor today. Prolly the worst part is hauling it over and back through the American ?River canyon. Dang steep and narrow on Highway 49 across there, it can get exciting with traffic, bicycles, or hikers........

Sounds like something wrong with your Flash player. Hold down CTRL and hit F5 to refresh screen while clearing cache. Did that do it? If not, close browser entirely and restart it. How about now? If still no, you may need to update your Flash player altogether. Go here for the update..

Also.. switching to Google Chrome will solve problems like that usually as it auto-updates and flows much, much smoother than FF or IE. I love it..

I woke up a noon. But then again that's not uncommon for me at this time of year. whatever is going on outside is going to happen with or without my input, and whatever is happening inside really is time independent of daylight and such. then there's the never knowing what day of the week it is thing. Good news though! We are at the Vernal equinox! My dormancy period is over! time to start getting more active doing things.

.......................................................................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Sounds like something wrong with your Flash player. Hold down CTRL and hit F5 to refresh screen while clearing cache. Did that do it? If not, close browser entirely and restart it. How about now? If still no, you may need to update your Flash player altogether. Go here for the update..

Also.. switching to Google Chrome will solve problems like that usually as it auto-updates and flows much, much smoother than FF or IE. I love it..

That seems to have done it. I'm already using google chrome, adore it.

The snowdrops are nearly gone, the crocuses are starting to look tired - now the daffodils are popping out. I hacked away at a few more square feet of jungle in the front yard. Brave little irises were hidden under there so this year I'll keep it clear around them and let them bloom again. Now I'm t'ard. You know that passionfruit drink they have over at Rice Restaurant - I'll have one of those. Hugs all around. Except for YOU, Simon. I know you have this perimeter thing.After a pleasant evening we're texting each other good night and she says "you're soooooooo sweeeet". Prelude to being put in the Friend Zone? I think I over-think these things.

"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen

yeah MDF! isn't that something? GH barely leaves town and "BOOM". I wonder if it'll sell? I"m sure glad we all went out there, at the "Great Overland Train Laughter And Incomprehensible Debauchery" trip.

Spent much of yesterday with the Sacramento incarnation of Brides of March. It was a blast! A lot of burners but I didn't recognize anybody from the ePlaya. Three or four of them went on our Amtrak party train in January (Jacque, Jacalyn, Betty to name three). I was told I needed to take in the bust of my gown for next year. Mercy.

Grandpa turns the dial just a tiny bit, and the broadcast becomes clear. Melvin Merganser And His Merry Orchestra strains to the conclusion of their greatest hit, Polka Blues.

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The much-weathered sign in front of Clearlake’s community college reads YUBA COLLEGE, CLEAR LAKE CAMP . Until recently, this was accurate – judging by the decidedly make-shift buildings. But no more! Brand new buildings were completed a couple of months ago and are already in use. This reporter is tempted to wonder if the U and the S have been safeguarded until the campus could be so rated and the sign updated. (Hmmmph.)

The new buildings were designed by an Architect. We know this for certain, since the largest building has a “butterfly” roof – it is lowest in the middle. This is the World’s Most Efficient Design for funneling rain INTO a building. Apparently the now-campus does not offer structural engineering.

Which brings us to the National News Feature, which today… uh… features America’s most famous architect, Frank Lloyd Wright. Wright’s masterpiece is the house in Pennsylvania called Fallingwater, because of its spectacular setting overlooking a small waterfall. The house consists largely of flat roofs and protruding balconies – other types of rain funnels. During design and construction in 1935-37, both the contractor and the owner consulted numerous engineers who all urged drastic improvements in the radical cantilevered design. Wright rejected them all with a flourish.

Fallingwater was restored ten years ago, which entailed pretty much constructing it all over again because of all the water damage, to say nothing of the basic structural failure, which began before the owner moved in. Wright had built a brand new broken house.

Architects are artists, which is a good thing. Art-itechts. And Wright was the best – an artist with astonishing sense of pleasant styling. Artitechts can be domesticated, but not… uh… housebroken.

But back home in Clearlake, let’s pick on an engineer too. Pomo Road in Clearlake is 18 feet wide with no sidewalk, and residents park cars on both sides. Pomo Road is the shortest access to Pomo Elementary School. Nearby is a street 34 feet wide. The City Council, Konocti School District, assorted County Supervisors, and 600 annual pairs of parents have been clamoring for a one-way sign on Pomo for something like a decade. But there has never been an accident on this block, so the City Engineer needs a child to get run over before he can apply to CalTrans for an Emergency Grant and instructions for planting a sign post. Well, his job title is Engineer, anyway.

Making residents park inside their own properties is probably too much to ask. They might have to put down their cell phone to turn the steering wheel.

In better news, the Kelseyville Fire Department has a brand new 3-axle 6-wheel-drive all-terrain vehicle that can serve as an ambulance and otherwise do pretty much anything in the woods but clean up after bears. The vehicle was paid for entirely by local donations. Silent Radio salutes you.

Kelseyville is on a roll. Wednesday was Antique Tractor Day at the High School, and young Carson H. drove his grandfather’s historic John Deere to school. His Agriculture instructor is also the Welding teacher. The Welding Team is again going to the National Welding Finals at Cal Poly. Craftsmanship may not yet be dead.

And now, from the immediate neighborhood…. Earlier today, Mike-across-the-street fired up Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang. No, not the famous movie car. Mike is a lot machoer than Dick Van Dyke as Caractacus Potts. (We will get to Sally Ann Howes as Truly Scrumptious in a minute. Yes, Ian Fleming wrote it.)

No, Mike rides a Harley Motherofpearl Firebeching Davidson – of some more-or-less vintage… uh... heritage. The stoking-up procedure is always the same: Grindy-Grindy-BANG! Grindy-Grindy-Brum-Brummmmmmmmmmm – and off he goes, bouncing here and yonder like Donald Duck riding a bicycle down a staircase. The mechanical racket of push rods and rocker arms and square-cut gears over-deafens the fartulence of the tail pipe, but the carbonator belch remains loudest. If the cigarette falls out of Mike’s mouth – or he swallows it -- he duly tends to the Emergency by promptly lighting another.

Truly Scrumptious is probably better off with Caractacus Potts, yes. But Mike is a perfectly pleasant neighbor, with substantial mechanical skills. Last year he correctly diagnosed an intricate problem with my pick-um-up-truck’s fuel injection – standing in his own driveway.

And now from The Archives: This reporter once co-employeed with a nice gent who had recently retired from the Marine Corps. During a casual conversation I asked him what he had done in the Corps. He was a pastry chef. No, I couldn’t make this up.

In sports, seven football players were arrested for drunk driving, five went berserk in shopping malls, two ate their respective girlfriends’ living room furniture, and one burned his mother at the stake. Total value of wrecked cars hit 1 Million for the third week running.I did make that up, but it seems safe to call it a composite.

And finally the Weather -- which will continue to be seen better from your front porch than from my windowless studio in Cincinnati.

This is Scoop Svendsen, saying… good night, and get laid.

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