Sgygus:Though Gods they wereAnd as the elders of our time choose to remain blindLet us rejoice and let us sing and dance and ring in the newHail Atlantis

Atlanta was a city, landlocked,Hundreds of miles from the area we now call the Atlantic Ocean,Yet so desperate the city's desire for tourism,That they moved offshore, becoming an island,And an even bigger Delta hub,until the city overdevelopedAnd it started to sink.Knowing their fate, the quality people ran away,Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy,The Guy Who Invented Coca-Cola, the Magician,And the other so-called gods of our legends,Though gods they were--And also, Jane Fonda was there.The others chose to remain behindOn their porches with their rifles,And one day evolve into mermaids,And sing and dance,And ring in the new.Hail Atlanta!