Okay, so this guy clearly is an expert on sluts, perhaps, they’re the only types of women he can get his dick inside.

What’s a slut? According to the dictionary, it’s a promiscuous woman.

Let’s talk about his list shall we.

According to this genius, if a girl grew up with multiple brother especially if they’re older, its a sign that she’s a slut.

If she’s a really good athlete, she’s totally a slut. This genius has inspired me to make a list about how to know whether or not a guy has been seriously burned by women.

#1 He often refers to women as “sluts”, hos, or some other derogatory word.

#2 He claims he’s not into relationships. Guys that have been burned will just sleep with women, because it stops them from having any emotional attachment, and this will allow them to never get hurt again.

#3 He’s a wannabe alpha male. Think Pete from Mad Men, no matter how hard he tries, he will never be Don.

#4 He loves easy women, because they’re easy to keep around, and do not require much work.

#5 He always puts down women

#6 He always puts down couples, because he secretly wishes he was in a relationship.

#7 He was super unattractive at some point in his life.Being ugly in high school sucks, This is when people tend to start dating, and becoming sexually active. If a guy was unattractive during these years, it could have stopped him from asking girls out (now that we are adults we realize everyone in hs was awkward and probably saw themselves as ugly)

If you’re thinking about visiting, or moving here here’s a few pointers.

#1 READ THE FUCKING SIGNS LOL. My friend and I were dumb last night and didn’t read the signs, therefore our cars were towed. I have only received two parking tickets, and thats really good! Some people have received at least 10.

#2. Theres no fucking parking spaces. Theres 20 businesses in one complex, but like 5 spaces.

#3 Some malls require you to pay for parking. Why do I need to pay for something that should always be free??

#4. You will hit traffic at any given time. Always leave early.

#5 Theres tons of crazy people.

#6 You can find a reasonably priced place on hotpads.com

#7 Not all apartments come with microwaves, stoves and fridges 🙂

#8 Theres plenty of free entertainment, you can go to live tapings for free, walk around and look at all the looneys on hollywood blvd for free, go to the beach, farmers markets etc.

You’re probably thinking….wtf are you talking about, you smoked too much yesterday.

Naw, I actually do not smoke weed, or anything for that matter…sorry to disappoint you.

I am talking about women, and to all you feminists out there that will bitch about how I am about to compare women to meat, click the x on the upper left hand corner, because I have a valid point, and I do not wish to argue with you.

The filet mignon represents a chick a guy truly likes. Filet mignon is much harder to get, because it is seen as more desirable, expensive, and not everyone can have it. Its a lot of work to get your hands on a piece of this delicacy, therefore when a guy wants it he will go the extra mile to get it. If a guy really likes you, he will go the extra mile for you. He will make sure he puts you in to his schedule, he will make sure he communicates with you on a regular basis, he will respect you, he will take you out, and last but not least he will not try to sleep with you right away, because he is interested in more than just sex.

The cheeseburger is the chick a guy eats, because he is hungry and needs something to fill him up. The cheeseburger is quick and easy to get, and they’re everywhere. It is much easier for a guy to get his hands on a cheap cheeseburger, and they all eat them. They continue to eat them until they find themselves dining on filet mignon, and then the cheeseburger gets placed in the garbage can.

I think women get confused, and feel like men are misleading them, but that isn’t the case, because men are straightforward with their ACTIONS. Men cannot communicate as well as women, or sometimes they choose not to avoid conflict. They let you know how they feel by their actions. If a guy ignores you, he is ignoring you because he does not give a flying fuck about you. If you’re sleeping with a guy that ignores you, I hate to break it to you, but you’re the cheeseburger. If you’re sleeping with him, and he isn’t taking you out on dates, or showing emotional interest, you’re the cheeseburger. If he isn’t affectionate during sex, you’re the cheeseburger. If he doesn’t want you to stay over after sex, you’re the cheeseburger. If he untags your tags on Facebook, you’re definitely the cheeseburger. If he is hanging out with the other girls, and its all over social media, you’re the cheeseburger.

I think a lot of women are in denial, because they don’t want to believe they’re the cheeseburger, and that’s okay, because every female has been a cheeseburger. If you don’t want to be the cheeseburger then you need to find a guy that wants to date you, and not just bang you. If he is showing signs that he doesn’t care, he legitimately doesn’t care! Guys don’t play games.

If you have a vagina and you’re straight, or if you’re a homosexual male, you probably would like to find a boyfriend, or a nice guy to hangout with and bang. Sometimes finding a nice guy can be quite tricky, because you can easily get seduced by an asshole disguised as a nice guy. Here are some tips on how to tell the difference between a nice guy, and a complete douche bag.

1. Genuine nice guys actually care about listening to you, and they remember shit like what you like to eat, your favorite types of movies; it is pretty freaking awesome, however they are horrible to argue with, because they remember every damn thing you do, and say, because they care.

2. If he is a douche bag, and just using you for your vagina, or your dick, he will not want you on any of his social media sites, because he really has zero interest in communicating with you once he grows tired of your genitals. Sorry folks, the truth hurts.

3. He takes FOREVER to respond to your text messages, or he simply doesn’t respond at all. If he does finally text he will give you some lame ass excuse, and he is doing this just to string you along in case he gets horny. Sorry folks, the truth hurts.

4. He insults you. We all playfully tease each other, at least I do. I always tease guys I am interested in dating, because I find it amusing, and its my way of flirting. I like to test the waters to see if a guy is tough enough to handle me. I love to kid around, and I can dish it and take it, but when a guy says something malicious the douche bag radar signs go off.

5. He blows you off. He makes plans with you and than suddenly he vanishes. He either forgot, or is off with some other chick, or maybe he decided to go lift at the gym. Either way, he doesn’t care about you.

6. You met him on a free online dating site. Look I am not against online dating, and I am well aware that my generation uses the internet as a source for dating, but if you met him on Tinder, POF, or some other free dating site chances are he’s a douche, or he just wants sex. Now, some guys are straightforward and say hey I only want to bang you, or something of that nature, he is not a douche because he is being honest with you. I have known of people getting married because of an online site, but they were paid.