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Princess Bride wine YES THAT’S RIGHT

We haven't tasted these, but we find it INCONCEIVABLE that they will not be splendid. They were created for a promotion of The Princess Bride by the good old Alamo Drafthouse in Austin, where I have consumed many a bucket of beers (not in one sitting). The red is "Inconceivable Cab," and the other is "As You Wish White," and there are wine charms based on the characters ($25) and t-shirts ($25) to boot. No word on whether they plan to release "Never Go Up Against A Sicilian When Death Is On The Line Rose," or "R.O.U.S. Port Wine," but one can dream. Anybody want a peanut?