Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity.

BJay - I've had suspect stuff from Santander too. They informed me that all their mail will be addressed to you by name - never Dear Customer or anything like that. That often sorts out the bogus ones.

Geoff - are we good to go on the Advent Calendar? Your hens sound very happy layers - have they all got names?

Afternoon all - everyone sounds very busy today. I'm having a lazy day today as OH is away for a few days. Making little felt ornaments for Christmas trees which I put on friends/relations Christmas cards. Here's something for you today Jo