tinfoil-hat maggie:Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

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And it's healthy, too.

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Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.

Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.

Maggie, I am going to give you another compliment, I really like the beautiful outdoor images in your profile. My favorite landscapes are forests, and you captured the sheer beauty of it.

Ross E. Krushan:tinfoil-hat maggie: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

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And it's healthy, too.

[i49.tinypic.com image 850x565]

Let me fix that for you. Now eat like the man you are, dammit.

Oh my, test looks tasty..You sir have skills.

Maggie, I am going to give you another compliment, I really like the beautiful outdoor images in your profile. My favorite landscapes are forests, and you captured the sheer beauty of it.

Well thank you although I probably want remember it , I have been drinking copious amounts of alcohol tonight this morning whatever.

In today's society, she'll probably be more famous and make a lot more money by being a 'personality' than she will by being a teacher. Since I'm just a regular guy I think she was pretty stupid. Since we have so many idiots in this country who watch TMZ, Honey Boo Boo, etc... she'll probably have her own TV show in less than six months.

TheJoe03:OgreMagi: Five Guys and a local micro-brew, you farking peasant.

/actually, I like In-n-Out, but this is Fark so snark is required.

I notice you are from Dublin, CA, what local brews would you recommend to this dude in San Jose? All my city has is Gordon Biersch (which is decent), SF has Anchor Steam, Petaluma has Lagunitas, and Mendocino has their Red Hawk's and all that. Any other Bay Area brews you would recommend?

21st Amendment in SF, Mill Valley beerworks or w/e in Mill Valley. Marin Brewing Company in Larkspur, Moylans/Hop Monk in Novato, Drunken Bum Broken drum in San Rafael, Iron Springs or w/e that place in Fairfax is/I know Im forgetting more in SF

Fark standards she's hot. In reality she's cute and her body is incredible. The problem with a lot of women is that they don't filter their pictures before they post it on line. Once you post it out there, it's never private & that is something some women have to learn the hard way.

If she wasn't tweeting about having an illegal substance in her car during work hours then I would say what she does in her private life shouldn't matter but I can see why some parents would have a problem with her tweets and pictures.

OgreMagi:Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

She is going to have a hard time paying off that student loan debt now. They should start teaching a class in college for teachers called "Don't do stupid shiat! 101" followed by "Don't bang your students!" Every now and then I tease my family/friends that are teachers about this stuff. They usually just roll their eyes about it.

Smeggy Smurf:OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )/You're welcome./Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

OgreMagi:Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

/rant about old biddies for high school teacher who taught his parents

You know you could make things all better, just go find a hot high school teacher and let her know others want her other than her students : )/You're welcome./Still regret the missed opportunity I had with a teacher in Dallas one evening, granted I don't know if she turned to her students.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.

Charlie Chingas:Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

What? You must share your secret! I'll buy you lunch!

The Chocolate Bar downtown near 8th and Bannock. You can usually walk out with 5 or more pounds each weekly visit.

OgreMagi:Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: Smeggy Smurf: OgreMagi: What is wrong with these women? They get themselves in trouble doing stupid shiat and farking their students. Look ladies, if you want to get in trouble, do it with an older, successful, mostly sane man. Like me. I'm available.

/I have candy//and booze

I'll see your candy and booze and raise you 20 lbs of dark chocolate

I'll meet your 20lbs of dark chocolate, and raise a French chef living in my house.

Jokes on you. I actually have 20 lbs of dark chocolate. I figured out how to get the surplus chocolate with nut contamination from the chocolatiers downtown. $4.50 a pound instead of $25.

/it takes a lot of chocolate when you use it as the tasty bottom to home baked energy bars

Nope. Jokes on you. I really do have a French chef living here. Here's a little something she made over the past holiday.