Of course I didn't get it... but hey, you know I never wanted it to begin with, you people just threw it at me and I was like "huh?" but hey it's cool, at least now I can tell my children that I finally reached 20> comment down votes. So we all win. Now, let me buy you drink...

Doesn't sound like "pilot" at ALL. If you really want this YTMND to work at all - you need to edit out the massively pronounced R in "Pirate". And even then...I'm not sure if this would be worth more than 2 stars.