Is That A Snake In Your.. Oh Wait, It Is!

A lady called to report that a snake was loose on her face! Now, I understand that she totally could have phrased it better than, “there’s a snake on my face” because, well you know… but she was actually getting strangled by boa constrictor.

She did manage to get out of the situation alive, but I’m still sad about this. I was really hoping it’d be an anaconda instead, so I could make a Sir-Mix-A-Lot joke…