Funny YTMND... "Judas was actually Jesus's best friend. He was only doing what Jesus asked him to do. Poor guy gets raped in all the books now though. Read The Gosple of Judas." - It will never make any sense to me why people believe myths about Jesus in apocryphal texts like the Gospel of Judas over canonical texts. Most likely its all BS. Its absurd to pretend like the Gospel of Judas tells what "actually" happened any more than any other text about the Jesus myth.

Especially when many Gnostic Christian texts like the Gospel of Judas date to a few centuries after canonical texts like you find in the NT. Neat trick how they tell what actually happened, but no one bothered to mention it until a few centuries after all of the wrong versions came out.

appreciated the suspense. and to NoA, there's a number of reasons - namely that people had an agenda when they were choosing what to include in the canon. Objectively, doesn't asking Judas to betray make as much sense?

Great music, good punchline, creative, and funny. See no reason why this doesn't get a five. I'm sure people will be all "Oh nos! The Jesus is used for comedy!" Those people need to lighten up. Well done.