“The Newb”

Our story begins with little Harry, at the ripe age of 16. Or not-ripe age. Unripe age? Either way, this is where the story begins, so grab your hat and get on board. This hairstyle represents the young, innocent boy that Harry was at the time. He probably rolled out of his twin-size bed, ate a Chewy bar, threw on a ~cool~ skinny tie and walked out of the door without even utilizing a reflective surface. It was the hair that made everyone fall in love with his floppy-headed self. IT WAS THE HAIR THAT WOULD DEFINE HIM.

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“The Fan”

Similar to the above style, this unkempt hair made Vidal Sassoon roll over in his grave. It was like someone dumped glue in his hair, put a fan next to him, turned it to the right and let it blow. The intense force of the fan blew the glue all the way to the right, and thus we ended up with the lopsided 'do that defied physics. When the glue dried, this hair was rock solid, not to be touched for weeks or centuries.

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“The Back Fan”

Like “The Fan” above, this hairstyle also included the use of some kind of wind machine, except this time it was placed directly behind him, causing the hair to lurch forward and form a frame around his face. Harry lost almost all peripheral version during this time.