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Deputy PM sexuality questioned.

Belden Namah, Deputy Prime Minister of
Papua New Guinea is not homosexual according to his young, male, personal
assistant.

Anu Yadav, an Australian recent law
graduate who works as the Deputy Prime Minister's personal assistant and
general 'gofor' and who was one of the passengers on the falcon jet last
November when it was buzzed by Indonesian fighter jets,

denied that Mr Namah was gay but would not
reveal the source of his knowledge.

Speculation as to the sexuality of Mr Namah
and the conduct of a national leader was piqued by a report in Australia's
Channel Seven news that spoke of a "senior minister from an overseas
government" (this morning confirmed to be Belden Namah by a front-page exposé
in theSydney Morning Herald) being
ejected from the Casino last April for obscene behaviour.

Internal casino documents, revealed this
morning, tell howthe now Deputy
Prime Minister of Papua New Guinea sexually harassed a male dealer, and became
threatening when his advances were rejected last April.

"Can I love you, you are so pretty to
me, " Belden Namah beseeched the male croupier after repeatedly asking for
the dealers phone number and despite the dealer replying, "I am a boy
cannot love you," according to the internal memo.

When Mr. Namah asked "can I f**k you
tonight, I have a big d**k," the dealer asked to be moved to another
table.

Mr. Namah was thrown out of the casino when
his unrequited advances became more lurid during which time he threatened the
security guard including "something about making his wife cry
tomorrow."

For most countries that have legalised
homosexual acts the gender of the person being sexually harassed would be of no
consequence, however to Papua New Guinea where such acts are still on the
statute books (ie Illegal), the incident brings up additional serious
considerations of Namah's suitability to lead a developing Christian nation.

After some hours Belden Namah was
readmitted to the casino as a high rolling client – playing in the special
high-rollers room. He had allegedly deposited
$800,000 with the casino – which brings up another whole set of questions.