Am i crazy for jioning the army?

[If you are under tha ge of 13 yoou dont have to anwser this thread] (made it easyer for the staff this time)So... hello, everybody... yet again. I am going to be 16 this summer (july 21) from that, approxymately 2 years and i have decided to join the army (hopefully i wont get denied). I just wonder what YOUR plans are for the future... and we have to agree, whatever they are they will be a bit difficult to reach.So yeah... i wonder what your plans are, thx for taking time to anwser/read this. (Yes, i made a typo in the question)

My life plans are not linear, for example, I may want to do some business or politics related activities while working on my bachelor's degree.My life plans are divided into different arcs, as follows.

Become a councilor for my local area. Aim to address sectarianism (I live in Northern Ireland), sustainability and the economy. Obliterate all political competition.

Become an MLA in Northern Ireland's regional assembly, with aims much the same as before.

Become an MP. Aim to abolish the army, balance the budget, rebalance NHS spending towards prevention and research, create jobs in building green infrastructure, reform the justice system to make it more rehabilitative, help to establish a United States of Europe, and probably do some other stuff.

Become an MEP. Aim to expand the EU to Turkey, the Balkans, Iceland, and any other European countries. Work to pull Europe out of NATO, and establish an alternative, focused on bringing about peace without the use of military intervention. Get that transatlantic trade agreement done. Work on establishing a United States of Europe. With the help of the US, mobilize the world's democratic nations against the world's repressive governments, including Russia and China, using complete trade blocks and by making it easier for citizens of such countries to emigrate to a participating democracy.

Establish an international organization with the goal of establishing a world federation, based on the principles of liberal democracy.

My life plans are not linear, for example, I may want to do some business or politics related activities while working on my bachelor's degree.My life plans are divided into different arcs, as follows.

Become a councilor for my local area. Aim to address sectarianism (I live in Northern Ireland), sustainability and the economy. Obliterate all political competition.

Become an MLA in Northern Ireland's regional assembly, with aims much the same as before.

Become an MP. Aim to abolish the army, balance the budget, rebalance NHS spending towards prevention and research, create jobs in building green infrastructure, reform the justice system to make it more rehabilitative, help to establish a United States of Europe, and probably do some other stuff.

Become an MEP. Aim to expand the EU to Turkey, the Balkans, Iceland, and any other European countries. Work to pull Europe out of NATO, and establish an alternative, focused on bringing about peace without the use of military intervention. Get that transatlantic trade agreement done. Work on establishing a United States of Europe. With the help of the US, mobilize the world's democratic nations against the world's repressive governments, including Russia and China, using complete trade blocks and by making it easier for citizens of such countries to emigrate to a participating democracy.

Establish an international organization with the goal of establishing a world federation, based on the principles of liberal democracy.

World domination.

If the politics/4 would be planned you can ncount on me if it comes to using military intervention

My ultimate goal is to go into politics, and use my influence to allocate more resources to the space programs of the USA and allied nations, in order to research and carry out the colonization, mining, and terraforming of other planets, alongside research into cloning animals that are extinct/endangered in order to stabilize the global ecosystem, and coming up with plans to deal with situations such as colony rights, religious issues that could arise, and first-contact events. I find that space is a bit of a neglected issue; as such things like nuclear war, an impact similar to the KT Event, collapse of ecosystems, and resource scarcity could spell the end of humanity at the moment.

My ultimate goal is to go into politics, and use my influence to allocate more resources to the space programs of the USA and allied nations, in order to research and carry out the colonization, mining, and terraforming of other planets, alongside research into cloning animals that are extinct/endangered in order to stabilize the global ecosystem, and coming up with plans to deal with situations such as colony rights, religious issues that could arise, and first-contact events. I find that space is a bit of a neglected issue; as such things like nuclear war, an impact similar to the KT Event, collapse of ecosystems, and resource scarcity could spell the end of humanity at the moment.

I support all of that. The US landed men on the moon on 6 occasions, and that resulted in gains for the world economy in the range of hundreds of billions. You want to fix problems? Take to space.

We should team up. Would you support my policies? Do you agree with the principles of liberal democracy and cosmopolitanism?

I love the idea of getting into space more. But I don't think that the government is going to be the answer there. Cheap and easily accessible space travel wont be available to the masses till commercial enterprises make it so.

Now that you mention space, their are new ways of making sounds, using accelerometers. The concept behind it is that that it can find the earths gravity, and create a X,Y,Z map of space, in witch the instrument/device moves to create sounds. The thing is, what if you remove the gravity, or used the moon as the of gravity? Recording studio in space anyone?