Jessica

Today's edition of fratty email newsletter Thrillist features the subject line "Ski in the City." Being wildly immature, we chuckled to ourselves and thought, well, that makes sense. It was only a matter of time before the Thrillist dudes, having already covered booze and easy sex in every possible context, addressed that third staple of New York nightlife. For a brief moment, we almost admired their moxie.

Until we read the damn thing, which is a completely earnest guide to Park City, Utah. Shame on you, Thrillist. For such a purportedly macho newsletter, those sure are some tiny balls you're sporting.