Only self-proclaimed journalists with small (or non-existent) penises like Barkha Dutt might actually read these joint statements (just to make sure they are not critical about their respective penises).

Neo thinks Mutalik is nothing more than an alleged criminal and should not be allowed to set the context or pretext for a discussion on “Indian values”.

Neo refuses to link to smuggy religious bloggers who defend these attacks. But Neo, being an atheist, can’t figure out why the religious aren’t smugly sipping a non-alcoholic organic coconut drink in Hawaii, waiting for their tryst with God. The last thing on their collective minds should be to waste their time fretting (or blogging) about fashionably dressed drunken women (according to the religious – aren’t they all going to be reborn as rats or whatever to pay for their sins anyway?).