324: Harry takes drugs, drinks, and is in a gang 325: Harry is a jerk 326: Louis loves loves loves carrots 327: Liam is that nerdy preppy boy who is a total goody two shoes 328: Once you’re dating harry, you can’t have any contact with the outside world 329:Parents are totally ok with you marrying at age 15 330:Parents can’t hear you yelling Harry’s name from upstairs..if you know what I mean 331: Harry has orbs, not eyes 332: Locks, not hair 333: It’s not bread we’re kneading here… 334: Harry’s girlfriends always taste good 335: Just lie and say you’re tired and then go sneak into your bedroom with Harry, it’ll totally work out. 336: You can totally just fall in love with harry in two days 337: Your friends just magically disappear off the planet once you proclaim your love for Harry 338: Your tongues like to battle
a lot 339: You like to explore each other’s mouths like they’re the jungle
a lot 340: He “enters” you 341:"penetrated" 342:"battled" 343:"Aw babe you’re so tight" 344:Your lips crash together like the titanic
345: Why is it in every one direction fanfic i read its like
Main girl:bumps into zayn
zayn:wanna go back to my place??
Main girl:Sure!1!!!1111111111!!! HAS IT EVER DAWN UPON YOU THAT ZAYN CAN BE A RAPIST

Sorry this is a horrible chapter.. I'm so sorry about the fonts.. I have no idea what happened..