He's been with us for yearsThrough the lower leaguesPlaying as wing-backIt's our mighty Matt

Oooooh Matt DohertyOld-gold propertyAlways has been trueWanderers' number 2★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★“RAPID scores goals like Marco van Basten”(PTC)“RAPID is the Magical Negro whose special powers make us all better at Fantasy Footie”(scoobyliscious)

He's been with us for yearsThrough the lower leaguesPlaying as wing-backIt's our mighty Matt

Oooooh Matt DohertyOld-gold propertyAlways has been trueWanderers' number 2★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★“RAPID scores goals like Marco van Basten”(PTC)“RAPID is the Magical Negro whose special powers make us all better at Fantasy Footie”(scoobyliscious)

He's been with us for yearsThrough the lower leaguesPlaying as wing-backIt's our mighty Matt

Oooooh Matt DohertyOld-gold propertyAlways has been trueWanderers' number 2★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★“RAPID scores goals like Marco van Basten”(PTC)“RAPID is the Magical Negro whose special powers make us all better at Fantasy Footie”(scoobyliscious)

He's been with us for yearsThrough the lower leaguesPlaying as wing-backIt's our mighty Matt

Oooooh Matt DohertyOld-gold propertyAlways has been trueWanderers' number 2★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★“RAPID scores goals like Marco van Basten”(PTC)“RAPID is the Magical Negro whose special powers make us all better at Fantasy Footie”(scoobyliscious)

He's been with us for yearsThrough the lower leaguesPlaying as wing-backIt's our mighty Matt

Oooooh Matt DohertyOld-gold propertyAlways has been trueWanderers' number 2★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★“RAPID scores goals like Marco van Basten”(PTC)“RAPID is the Magical Negro whose special powers make us all better at Fantasy Footie”(scoobyliscious)

He's been with us for yearsThrough the lower leaguesPlaying as wing-backIt's our mighty Matt

Oooooh Matt DohertyOld-gold propertyAlways has been trueWanderers' number 2★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★“RAPID scores goals like Marco van Basten”(PTC)“RAPID is the Magical Negro whose special powers make us all better at Fantasy Footie”(scoobyliscious)

Stalin wasn't, in fact, Russian. He was Georgian (for the Yanquis among us: Country, not State). Not really very northern (if that's our standard of "hard." I could call some of my Canadian friends in Yellowknife)

You missed the hardest, and craziest, of them all: Rasputin (very Northern). The story (possibly apocryphal) is he was poisoned, to no avail, then shot more than once, but the real cause of death was drowning (I can't remember if it's the Neva river, or not, but I'm pretty sure it was more of a Summer Palace than Winter Palace thing). He supposedly sat up when they tried to burn the body. Now THAT'S Hard.

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I used to stay out late and try to walk the Muse home. Now I get up fresh-faced at 7 a.m. and take advantage of her while she's passing out.-Bono