100+ Clever & Funny Wi-Fi Names For Your Router

Did you just buy a new router? Do you want to stand out from the crowd by naming your router in the cleverest, wittiest, most hilarious way? Don’t worry. We got you covered. We have compiled a list of 100+ clever and Funny Wi-Fi Names for your router, which you can use, to shock your neighbors.

It is an imaginative world out there filled with lots and lots of creative people. They have incredible ideas to make your Wi-Fi router name also known as SSID (Set Service Identifier), much wittier and funny. Your routers/modems name is a way of identifying someone’s router name that displays when you open the Wi-Fi connections on your smartphone, laptop, tablet or some other device which can associate to a wireless network.

Now when you buy a new router, the default name is usually the name of the manufacturer along with the name of the product. Most people never bother changing that. We recommend, that you consider changing the router name, as soon as you switch it on. Again, most people just change it to their name or address. But some genius people write funny messages in order to either warn potential free internet stealers or just to give their neighbors a good laugh. Here are some of the best, Funny Wi-Fi Names for your router. Feel free to use any of them.

Funny Wi-Fi Names

It Burns When IP

No Network Found

Get Off My LAN!

Connection Lost

Use At Your Own Risk

Get Your Own Wi-Fi

Searching …

NoFreeInternetHereMoveAlong

This Wi-Fi Is Infected

Free Virus

I Pronounce You Man and Wi-Fi

God Save The Wi-Fi

OurInternetIsFasterThanYours

No WiFi For You

Error: Please Contact Your ISP

TellMyWifiLoveHer

ThouShaltNotStealWi-Fi

I Can Haz Wi-Fi?

TryAndHackMe

Look Ma, No Wires!

99 problems but Wi-Fi Ain’t One

Don’tFreeloadOnMyWi-Fi

Get Your Own Damn Wi-Fi

TopSecretNetwork

This Wi-Fi is Unsecured

Dial-up Internet

Wi-Fi So Serious

Press Alt+F4 to Connect

Don’t Even Tri-Fi

IP All Over Your House

You Shall Not Connect

HowIMetYourWi-Fi

404 – WiFi Not Found

NotTheWiFiYouAreLookingFor

Use This One Mom

Abraham Linksys

404NetworkUnavailable

Router? I Hardly Know Her

GET OFF MY LAN

The Password Is 1234

Drop It Like its Hotspot

To Use, Bring Booze

FBI Surveillance Van

Ye Old Internet

The Promised LAN

Nacho WiFi

My Own Damn Internet

You Pay Now

Does God Know U Steal The Internet?

I’m Under Your Bed

2 Girls 1 Router

Guess My Wi-Fi Password

Don’tYouWishYourWifiWasHotLikeMe

Caitlin Stop Using Our Internet!

InternetCosts$

YourDogShitsInMyYard

Bill Wi, the Science Fi

Please Connect for Identity Theft

Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!

I’m Cheating On My Wi-Fi

Y No You Get WiFI?

All Your Bandwidth Belong to the US

Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-LAN

Free CeX

I Can Read Your emails

Very Slow Internet

Yell “Doggy” To Know Password

C:Virus.exe

Area 51

PennyGetYourOwnWiFi

Password is Password

Top Secret Network

Connect and Die

You Shall Not Pass!

Benjamin FrankLAN

John Wilkes Bluetooth

Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi

Bill Wi the Science Fi

I Believe Wi Can Fi

Life in the Fast LAN

Darude LANstorm

You Kids Get Off My LAN

Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!

WI-Fight the Inevitable?

All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us

The Wireless-G Spot

Keep it on the Download

Router 66

Lord of the Pings

Bill Clinternet

New England Clam Router

Promised LAN

Keep Calm & Use WiFi

Warning! Malicious Malware Identified!

Sorry! Access Denied!

Not in Ur Range!

Mr.WiFi Waiting For Mrs.WiFi

The LAN Before Time

God Is Watching

Searching For The Internet

WiFi Knows The Best

Skynet Global Defense Network

Wi-Fight

Martin Router King

NSA Surveillance VAN

We certainly hope you found the perfect name that you were looking for. If you have something better, then do share with us. We will love to hear from you. Have a good day!

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