Monday, May 17, 2004

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It's probably too soon to mention this after returning, but I think those of you that are believers should know the truth.

I never knew my real parents. I grew up in and out of foster care. The parents people think are my real parents are just hired actors who played along with my charade.

My mother, it was rumored, in fact, never had intercourse until several years after my birth. I know, it sounds crazy. All I can tell you is what I heard. You'll have to decide for yourself what to believe.

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But I get the idea that Andy Kaufman is/was a very eccentric man, famous for his practical jokes. So who knows? I'll keep reading future news stories for further developments...

Andy, it is so thrilling to have you just come back and say you have faked your own death. The past few days i've been thinking a lot about how everything i've been told my whole life could be untrue. It's just really weird that you'd come back at a time like this, i know it's probably coincidence but it seems relevant to me. I know you're you Andy, and maybe you're going to fake you're own fake death, and possibly fake that death too...and maybe this is just another untruthful thing i've been told but i think it's you...i hope it is too.

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Andy was a genius and made me laugh my ass off, one of the greatest comics ever. the fact that he fucked with everyone for his own amusement is just pure realneess. i love it. i dont realy believe hes still alive though. if he was it would probably be all over the place. its a nice thought though, i wouldnt put it past him...

I think it's important that you do not accept that this is Andy Kaufman, returned from the grave. More important that you do not dismiss this person all together. The point is you don't know, you didn't know, you never will know. You're not Andy Kaufman, you're not a personal friend of his, you will never be able to prove or disprove. Andy's joke is God itself.

i'm not sure if you're andy or not, and i know you're not here to convince me, but this post really doesn't sound like andy AT ALL.anyways, this post contradicts what you said earlier about lying to your family and close friends being the hardest part about faking your death. I'm sorry, but the contradiction and the fact that this post is not something the andy i know would do nearly convinces me that you are not andy kaufman.

either way, we win. if you are andy kaufman, and you successfully faked your death, that's the best prank ever pulled. if you're not him, then you're still way up there on the list of best jokes ever. we would love to learn how to properly fake one's death (or someone else's), especially with a commendable lack of elvis-like sightings. are you still yourself after you fake your own death? or do you become someone else? if you weren't andy kaufman before he faked his death, could you now be? hmmm.... if so, can i be isabelle adjani?

How can it be that you talk about you informing your parents about faking your own death (FAQ), and now you claim you don't have parents, or at least you never knew them... Sorry pallie but you have to come with convincing shit to pull this kind of prank (faking to be andy kaufman)

Too bad Andy Kaufman was not adopted. I wish whoever did this would have atleast spent an hour researching about Kaufman's life and picked up his tone of voice so this could actually be the least bit believable.

Wow, my boyfriend and I were talking a few days ago about whether we think Andy really died or not. I definitely think it was faked, and I'm not the only one. I'm waiting for a big return show ... and there are no Starbucks near me so I'll never see him at one of those. I am definitely a fan and will keep my eyes peeled at Walmart, though :)If Andy's dead, then I wish his family peace. If he playd ahuge joke, then I'm laughing right along with him.

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