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A line from "Old School" with a minor tweak.
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Thursday, October 06, 2005

I'm Having Tom Cruise's Baby!

Not me silly, but Katie Holmes. Hide the couches Oprah. This news coupled with the fact that Nick and Jessica are breaking up means I can't cope with reality right now. I am on entertainment overload. OK, seriously, I would rather watch my fat basset lick the neighbor's cat's ass than hear all of this entertainment garbage. But I am quite busy with other tasks so I am just posting the picture that has inspired me. That's right folks, I am trying to win David Hasselhoff's heart, and I am not afraid to write David a letter. I sure hope I making the most of my looks and my brain. Wish me luck, and please don't tell Mrs. Shife.

20 comments:

Somebody hold my hair back while I "peuk." To which story you ask? uh lets say both. A. Tom and "Kate" aren't even married yet, but now they are expecting--apparently that's morally correct for devout scientologists. B. David Hasselhof. Need I say more? But he does have pretty hair.

Oh Fiona, you are one funny gal. I confide in you that I misspelled puke, and this is how you repay me. I will never trust you again. At least not for another 30 minutes. That's right, go to the corner for 30 minutes.

evidentally, tom doesn't believe in THE pill either...not just pills in general.

i don't know why i want the nick and jessica thing to be ruthless gossip so bad.

i wonder what david hasslehoff's therapy bill costs. his self esteem must be so low. there's just no way he couldn't possibly see all the emails i get making fun of him. i'm pretty sure i have his email address correct when i forward them to him.

I am sorry I am worrying you Darius. I am just trying to fit in and I believe I would be ostracized if let my true feelings come shining through. Yeah, that's right, I want to get down with all the ladies from "The Golden Girls."

nick and jess are back together and the cruise thing was surely artificial insemination. I mean, please. what a vanilla fucking experience fucking him would be.

p.s. I dont know why all the hubbub about the not married part, in this day and age. they are consenting adults. and of course, there is no scientific proof they really had sex. I meant scientologific. I meant.... oh never fucking mind.