I agree. Misunderstanding, creating straw man argument after straw man argument, and then when all else has failed out and out lying.

"I will design a town in the image of your face. Round the wrinkles of your eyes my footsteps you can trace. We could promenade down infra-nasel depression. The streets of your hands will never feel a recession."

Or, we could have stayed in the EU and used the European Parliament to lobby to improve animal welfare standards and phase out inhumane practices.

There would never be a ban in this country as who on society is eating all the Foie Gras that's imported? If banned the producers would find a ready market in China anyway.

Quite.

"I will design a town in the image of your face. Round the wrinkles of your eyes my footsteps you can trace. We could promenade down infra-nasel depression. The streets of your hands will never feel a recession."

France and Bulgaria have already rejected any changes to Foie Gras production or a ban meaning we can't ban it's import while we're in the EU. Likewise Italy has rejected any changes to it's practices in dairy farming for Parmesan cheese - so once again there is nothing we can do to put pressure on them. Good old Eu eh ?

The devil whispered in my ear : "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm."
I whispered in the devils ear : " I am the storm."

France and Bulgaria have already rejected any changes to Foie Gras production or a ban meaning we can't ban it's import while we're in the EU. Likewise Italy has rejected any changes to it's practices in dairy farming for Parmesan cheese - so once again there is nothing we can do to put pressure on them. Good old Eu eh ?

The problem with your argument is that nobody buys the idea that you are interested in Foie Gras and the fact that it is the only positive (arguable) you have managed to find about Brexit. It's just not a very plausible position for you to take.

Boris's speech summed up in a few propositions:
1. Leave voters were more internationalist than Remain
2. Since we joined the EU we speak fewer European languages
3. Real European integration will be achieved by building a bridge
4. Some non-EU countries at performing better than us therefore leaving the EU will make us richer
5. Brits have never really like the EU much anyway
6. EU workers have held back our economy
7. I want to be Prime Minister