The Advocate.

{RWF Returns from commercials with the sight of a man standing upside down on the screen...}

{The man smirks as the screen slowly rotates back to its natural state in the upright position. O'Haire stares into the camera and begins speaking...}

[Sean O'Haire] Rules are meant to be broken. Think about it.

[Sean O'Haire] Didn't astronauts have to break the law of gravity to reach the moon? Isn't that great? What if Nazis refused to follow Hitler's rules? Hitler is bad, isn't he? Don't you want to enjoy yourself? When people tell you that if you go out and get drunk, then you can't drive home, doesn't that ruin it? Take a stand. Don't allow the system to get you down. Defeat the system. Rules are merely suggestions and possible outlines for how somebody desires you to live. They're based off of extreme circumstances and if you don't follow them, I promise nothing bad will happen.

[Sean O'Haire] Do you care what other people think of you? You've worked hard, you've done well, and you've been the best person you could possibly be. You don't need to be eighteen to drink, you don't have to pay taxes, walk across crosswalks, or follow any other rules that you don't enjoy. Allow yourself to relax and live free because remember, you do only live once. Make sure you enjoy this life.

[Sean O'Haire] Nobody will find out. Who is going to bother you? They won't mind if you bend a couple of rules, everybody does it sometimes. The government isn't looking out for anybody except for themselves; they don't care about you. They didn't even take the time to make rules for you, your rules shouldn't be the same as everybody elses'; everybody is unique. Don't they always tell you that you're special in your own way? Don't allow them to do this to you. Fight back. You don't need rules. The next time you cower away from something you think could get you in trouble, think twice, because you're entitled to anything you want. And remember, I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know.