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News just broke! It's phor real!tribe somehow coaxed Coco out of retirement, probably with the promise of girls, booze and gambling AND has secured a portion of some location for the "philming" of the next season of Loser Lodge.

Coinciding with the official release of the cast of the new season of Survivor, so comes the announcement that tickets for the next Loser Lodge, (location left blank for the purpose of further hype), go on sale soon and that the line to buy those tickets is phorming now.

Producers have noted that it is advised to bring something warm to wait in line with as the nights can get pretty chilly. Also something about needing to bring potable water as well. Don't want anyone dehydrating on the sidewalk. I guess entertainment is totally up to you.

Now, a small note for those that have read the whole tease above and are still like...wha? huh?

Loser Lodge is, at it's heart, a game that doesn't really follow any known rules. It's a dialogue game, it's a survivor game, it's a brain-tease and a mind-screw. It's the place to sit and have a drink, compliments of a surly monkey...er chimpanzee. sorry, Coco.Where you can leave the table with a foursome of deuces in exchange for a single night in a goat-butt. I know, weird. But I swear, it's phun.

It does include making points, and those points can lead to a win. But even then, I know tons of pholks who don't have any interest in the points.It will somewhat test your abilities to predict the goings-on on survivor. It will also attempt to expand your other skills of practical use here at RTVW, it's forums and DAWS.The Lodge will be a deserving partner and a resentful ex. But more than anything, the Lodge is it's losers. It's You. And I mean that in the most sincere and heartfelt way.So tell your loser phriends.

If you have questions, comments, concerns or charitable cocktails, feel free to leave them below.I will be back often enough to answer, agree, settle and swallow them all before I snip the ribbon for entry making.

Heavy accent on the charitable cocktails portion. Coco just found out Rupert's on and he's already threatening to fling some poo.

G, Have you been staying in Africa this whole time?I must admit this is very reminiscent of the Gupster. In only that he usually has to be shipped to the new location, locked up with booze.

Oh and thank you very much for including the roman numeral reminder in your graphic, it works perfectly for my absolute disregard for going in succession.IOW, We jump from LL:XVI to the next version which will come to be known as LL:CIV. (16 to 104)I have no idea what mathing system I'm using. But it almost feels like 88 seasons have gone by since we last celebrated loserdom.

Evidently, I phlunked the numbers-by-the-letter thing too. And in the only place left where it matters, no less!

I'm tickled that you like the picture. It bothers me, though, that Tribe didn't seem to recognize Coco. I mean, he said that he was Coco when I paid him (dearly) for his Leading Luggage Service. And he said that he knew the securely secret - scenic and sinful - site for this Season's rituals when he promised to fill in the address - later.

But now I'm beginning to wonder just who the heck that Chimp drinking my liquor was. Really. And where the rest of my (small-claims-court) stuff has gone. Really.

ah...therein lies the problem.See, in deepest darkest Africa, where Coco (our Coco) and his brethren(Dodo, Popo, Loco, Roco) and sisterthren(Lolo, Bobo, Homo and Rolo) whence came they were embroiled in an extensive and highly charged political scandal. Three words that kept being repeated throughout the ... embroilment ... were Lodge, Nekkid and Volleyball. Coco became a figurehead for the cause and quickly became the number one baby name from that point on. Chimps everywhere started naming their offspring Coco. So there are a lot of Coco's around. Good ones, bad ones and drunk ones.These days, it would be impossible to travel through the Dark-Country without being molested by a Coco. Of any age or gender.

However, our Coco, I hate to say that ALL traditions began with him but it's true.It was his money, his political ties and his NekkidVolleyball ideas that got the lodge started. I am merely a loser, the face and the voice, with a strong sense of nonsense, a twisted need to overpleasure and a slightly sadistic sense of nepharianism(?). A pixel-pusher who happens to also have a gift of the tally.I oft times am too busy mirror-gazing to take notice of the little things, like random chimpanzee looting. (truthfully, that's because season IX had a chimp invasion settle upon the up-to-then quite quiet and sanitary lodge. Boy did the poop fling that season.But the same can be said for oobies and season X, bushfires in V, wildducks in XIII and bydangles in III.) I feel another invasion coming on for CIV. Or at least the likelihood is extremely high.

aww...my dear. I am sooo sorry for your loss. *big great bear hug*I have gone through a series of losses recently (actually 2 aunts, 1 grandmother and my father passed all within the last 3 years) so I am very understanding of the need and desire to supplant oneself to some far corner of the earth for a while.

However, I also am a DAW. So having some place that not only condones but encourages "letting loose", allows for me to... claim it as a medically-relevant restorative/preventative measure, and get it paid in full via obamacare.

Sorry, out of breath from shilling for LL. I can't promise that I've induced anyone of superior morals to check it out, but what would be the fun in that?

Also, can we exclude all women who have a nudity phobia? And anyone that can handle excessive amounts of alchol without making fools of themselves? They are just no fun, and even though anywhere else they could be the designated drivers, here, our hot rod Vespas (donated by the Really Really Raunchy Girls at the Finishing School for Really Really Raunchy Girls) are more fun when driven by totally lit LLers.

It's like watching the Three Dozen Stooges take on the Key Stoned Kops.

Water is something that gets "purified" in this handy contraption suzzee hath supplied. Using this devise I have since gone on to purify a slew of things. Ice, Sour Diesel, Mr. Nice, Blue Cheese, Hawaiian Snow and Manitoba Poison.

Wow. That's early.Does this mean I cook you breakfast?I shirr a mean egg. Yes, that was code.

Honestly, I have no doubts you'll be here as much as you can. That is appreciated.

But I wouldn't miss the first three weeks, and with only 12 entries, I'd probably show up around week 2, then take a break between week 3 and 10 and just show up for the last 2 entries. Well, I wouldn't, I'm the host, I have to be here. You on the other hand can be as random as you desire.

I recovered this from some random note searches upon tribes desktop. Enjoy...

Coco, the savior of the Dark Country, is at it again. Coco the 16th, the chimp-shaman of the Virunga Basin Troupe, says "Coco the Famous is re-imagining a resort in Las Vegas, Nevada. In the United States. Word on the vine is that the orange-clay guy, will be hosting a new season. Hand-sign amongst yourselves."

So...It seems as if the 16th offspring of Coco (and 3rd mate Jojo), a chimp whom has never involved himself in RealityTV spoilers before, is claiming that LoserLodge is about to re-open. Or at least that's what this reporter hopes is true. And to go one further...

I have a friend of a friend who came upon this "invite"...

Well, hello there. You caught me in a rare moment of relaxation.Don't strain your eyes, but behind me is a partial view of the new Resort I built in Vegas. The Loser Lodge Resort is a phull service resort built specifically for Losers and Loser lovers. (Because everyone knows "Once you go Loser, shortly after comes substance abuser.")The Resort encompasses 40 Cabanas; 2 pools, the shallow and the deep; Hut-Cam; Coco's Pool Bar & Grille Buffet and Concierge.

LLR is close to all the Attractions, with our own dedicated tour service, known as The Blue Line. All tours led by our lovely Blue Line Lady.

And since I really haven't quite opened yet, I've created some invitations for some celebrities to show up and help me inaugurate this place.Well, truth be known... YOU are these celebrities.If you are interested in joining in on the phun, please, please, please, come as your chosen celebrity.Think of it as your chance to drag Gwenyth Paltrow's name through the gin-soaked mud. ORPerhaps enlightening the masses of pholks on the pure, calm and eloquent side of Gary Busey.

When coming up with my celebrity, I thought... Who can dance, who can sing, who can host, who can make the ladies and the guys swoon and who has a hairy chest. Therefore, I myself will be portrayed by Hugh Jackman.Whomever you choose, they will be participating in not only guessing the outcomes of our weekly viewing of Survivor but also perhaps join in for a night (or more) out at one of the Bonus Blue Line Stops, where surprises await.

While you're staying here, the staff will try to do their best to assure your comfort. Can't have celebrities tweeting about horrifying conditions, right? Anyways, besides me, there is another staff member whom you'll have to familiarize yourself with.

Coco is back. And more business like then ever. Don't be surprised to find yourself on the receiving end of one of his tirades. I'm hopeful the recent promotion to COO of the Resort is helpful and not harmful. At least that was my plan. He wanted to come and I couldn't just separate myself from him just yet. He needs me, even though he never says he does. So a job that keeps him busy with keeping things running smoothly on the floor and yet able to relax by sequestering showgirls in his Cabana, sounded to be best.

I will ask, at this moment that you supply me with a filled out and complete official entry.

That same friend of a friend was robbed, temporarily, of this too. The OFFICIAL LL:CIV ENTRY PHORM.Without further ado...

*Official LL:CIV Entry Phorm*This Entry phorm is meant to exercise my 6th degree. The answers may end up haunting you for an entire season of Loser Lodge.EVERYONE who hopes to enter into the new season of LoserLodge MUST fill out this entire Celebrity Profile. It will be split into 3 phases and will also result in a pre-game bonus to be described a lil bit later.

Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...1. Name of Celebrity:2. Celebrity Profession:3. Celebrity Hobby:4. Favorite Snack:5. Favorite Food:6. Biggest Turn-ON:7. Biggest Turn-OFF:8. A sound/noise you LOVE:9. A sight/visual you HATE:

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Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.1. The Cretan2. The Joker3. The Athlete4. The Mother5. The Priest6. The Coach7. The Professor8. The Magician9. The Snake10. The Rat11. The Flirt12. The Seducer13. The Nurse14. The Zealot15. The Martyr16. The Politician17. The Dark Horse18. The Light House19. The Black Mark20. The Scarlet Letter

Now, I think I've gotten pretty much gotten most of it covered theme-wise and up to the Rules, which is the next Chapter in hype.I know, a very boring chapter to be read. At least on the surface, but I promise to try my darndest to make it entertaining. More entertaining than the current round of promos for Survivor, that's for sure.

Hi there, Chris. I understand why you want to, like, target me. But don't you, like, think it would be cool to, like, form an alliance instead? I mean, like, no one would suspect us at all. Like, totally!

My badge of membership and entry is magnificent. And as you may have recently read, I do know magnificent when I'm given it. And when it's taken away.

You are certainly proving to be, as acclaimed, a wonderful host. And I am truly eager to become re-acquainted with the art of humility at your famous lodge.

But that may be a bit difficult with not one natively-modest guest - yet.

Instead, in Mr. Jackman, we have a Libra. Mr. Hemsworth is a Leo and Miss Cyrus is a Sagittarius. I am a Scorpio. So, great fun and high drama - but losersor winners - massive egos and legendary intransigence all around!

A note about the Astrology: Nancy Reagan is the President Emeritus of the First Wives Club. So, it was inevitable.

And speaking of Astrology and of Mr. Hemsworth and Mr. Jackman:

Oh! To be a whole lot - as in a whole lot of decades - younger. Or a Leo: able topeddle any line - to charm man, woman, child or beast - and to get away with metaphorical murder in proverbial broad daylight virtually any day of the week!

to admit, I had not ruminated on the astrological aspect of having a season of Celebrity Loser Lodge.Hmmm...the Aquarius in me wants to ponder the possible ramifications of a potentially Earth-heavy or Fire-ladened cast, the Libra of my character wants to see some action first and make judgments later... perhaps secretly hoping that Air and Water somehow make fog.

I will do my best at seeking out a well-rounded zodiacal representation, OR do my best at representing a well-rounded hype-session based on pseudo-zodiacal findings.But maybe the Lodge, at least this season, was MEANT to be the season of The Gambler...err... the Pisces. We just have yet to lay eyes on the fish that can do it best.

What I most gleaned from this is to watch out for Leos. I think Chris has already got me wrapped around his Thor ring.

Well, rumination or not, I am so glad that you chose to open the Lodge to 'Celebrities' this Season. Because not onlydoes this mean that I'm going to finally be able to lose like the warm and fuzzy little ball of moderately-sloshedvulnerability that I truly am - although even during this Time-Out I may have to make a trip or so back East to assist inrunning the world, for the most part the next few months should be a perfect time for me to disappear into the wilds of Las Vegas - your open door policy also means that none of us know just who the heck may show up. Note to the gods:But not Kim or Dennis! Please!

And we Scorpio adore Intrigue, Uncertainty and Surprise. Just ask the State Department. Stationary is being embossed, granite is being engraved and tattoos are being painlessly (a lie) appliqued as we speak.

For instance, this ...

But maybe the Lodge, at least this season, was MEANT to be the season of The Gambler...err... the Pisces. We just haveyet to lay eyes on the fish that can do it best.

... is interesting. "The Gambler" is not a designated Role/Strategy appearing on the Entry Form. So, has that title been reserved for the nominee of a very special - celebrity-in-his-own-right - Crab in deep - King of the Fish - cover. Yes? No?

And although they are not, perhaps, the ultimate challenge to The World's Most Interesting Man, neither James Garner (a genuinely maverick Aries) or Kenny Rogers (another satin-voiced Leo) would be a shabby addition to the in-housecontenders, should His Majesty so choose. Yes? No?

Or, maybe he intends to attend as his own magnificiently insightful self? Yes? No?

Just asking.

In the meantime (referencing NSA and Mrs. Reagan's notes), the guests on your current reservations list would appear toinclude:

Two Aries (Fire) - Ms. McIntire and Mr. Parsons (Dr. Sheldon Cooper). One Sagittarius (Fire) - that Ms. Cyrus. One Leo (Fire) - that Mr. Hemsworth. And Two Libra (Air) - Mr. Jackman and Mr. Goldsmith (The Most Interesting Man in The World).

Two Virgo (Earth) - Mr. Statham and Ms. Peterson (Elvira). And two Scorpio (Water) - Ms. Goldberg and me (The Most Interesting Women in The World).

So, although a bit Fire and Air - and male - heavy at the moment, I think that you are certainly on your way to a 'well-rounded' group of Lodgers.

Speaking of being interesting:

The completed guest list for that other Resort/Game has this Season - for only the second time since it was convened in China - a Fire and Air majority. And that means that the odds are - substantial - that its Sole Survivor will be a Fireor Air Native.

Just saying.

But back to Leo for a moment:

Below is a very heavily edited Leo Profile drawn from the material that Nancy so graciously gave me and a portrait of theConstellation in the night sky that I love.

And yes, you should watch out for Leo. And yes, I do wish that I had met President Reagan's Cancerian wife - a woman who damn-right would have known what is was - much earlier ...

Positive TraitsGenerous and AffectionateExuberant and Colorful Broadminded and TheatricalProud and Vivacious

Negative TraitsPompous and Patronizing Overbearing and ProvocativeDogmatic and IntolerantSelfish and Egotistical

On the whole Leo are powers for good, for they are strongly idealistic, humane, and beneficent. They have a powerful intelligence and are of a broad philosophical, sometimes religious, turn of mind. Their chief attribute in any group situationis the unique capacity for the overall manipulation of resources to produce a desired result. So it is not surprising thatmore wealth is found under Leo than under any other Sun Sign.

However, a Leo’s faults can be as large in scale as are his virtues and an excessively negative Leo can be a very unpleasant human being. These Leos will not hesitate to use cunning, lies and trickery to discredit their adversaries. Narcissism,greed for flattery,bombast, pomposity and snobbish superiority can also be characteristic of Leo.

Romantically Speaking

The Sun in Leo has a hard time with the mundane, and will be drawn to colorful careers and dramatic relationships. While some people shrink at the idea of dating around, the Leo considers romance a grand game. And it’s not unusual for thesenatives to play more than one game at a time.

Too, after getting to know a Leo, you’ll discover that they’re very loyal: to themselves. You can come up against severeresistance if you try to bend the will of a Leo for the sake of a relationship. Their reputation for being ‘diva-difficult’ iswell-earned. But, because so many of them grab the gusto and achieve their lofty goals, in the end their stubborn self-regard usually elicits widespread respect.

Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...1. Name of Celebrity: Dr. Sheldon Cooper2. Celebrity Profession: Best theoretical physicist on this or any other planet. (Well, maybe not Vulcan.)3. Celebrity Hobby: Playing Klingon Bobble4. Favorite Snack: Earl Grey Tea (86°C) served in my Star Trek TNG mug, with 11.9cc 2% milk (11°C).5. Favorite Food: That depends on the day of the week.6. Biggest Turn-ON: A perfectly solved linear equation.7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Bablyon 5 <spits>8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Amy Farrah Fowler9. A sight/visual you HATE: Penny's nocturnal coitus-related dissonance.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.

7. The Professor

B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.

I have no personality quirk (my mother had me tested)

C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.

Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...1. Name of Celebrity: REBA MCENTIRE2. Celebrity Profession: Country Music Artist & Actress (that's my story & I'm sticking to it)3. Celebrity Hobby: Ridin Horses – or cowboys - whichever is available4. Favorite Snack: Chocolate5. Favorite Food: (Is chocolate a food) Ok, Lasagne6. Biggest Turn-ON: star gazing out in the country7. Biggest Turn-OFF: city lights & noise8. A sound/noise you LOVE: the sounds of nature9. A sight/visual you HATE: big city crowds~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.

11. The Flirt

B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.

2. Asks too many questions

C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.36

Blimey, good thing I made it here in the nick of! (Time travel can be so confusing)Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...1. Name of Celebrity: Billie Piper (aka Rose Tyler)2. Celebrity Profession: Time Lord Companion3. Celebrity Hobby: Time Travel4. Favorite Snack: Chips (Fries to you Yanks)5. Favorite Food: Chips as well6. Biggest Turn-ON: older men (especially those with 2 hearts )7. Biggest Turn-OFF: hackneyed plot contrivances 8. A sound/noise you LOVE: The TARDIS Whoosh!9. A sight/visual you HATE: Daleks~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.13. The Nurse

B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.11. Logically Blonde

C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted. 09 Back later to post pickies as my internet connection is being stupid!Phase 3 - Paparazz-iology:1. Post an image of your Celebrity Pet:

Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...1. Name of Celebrity: Sandra Bullock

C. 40_________My computer abilities and time available prevent the completion of this task. I don't get points anyway because I sat outside whimpering because I didn't get a formal invitation. Silly me, like you need an invite to this party-a-thon. Have I learned nothing in years of Losering?

To begin the first couple of cents in the nickel tour...Welcome to Loser Lodge: Celebrites In Vegas!As chimp-teased at earlier, we will all be staying at the newly renovated Loser Lodge Resort. It is located on "the strip" and is close to all the attractions.Complete with it's own dedicated touring system known as "The Blue Line".More on the Blue Line later...As of recently, reservations at the Loser Lodge Resort have begun to be accepted...

Let it also be known that Coco's Pool Bar & Grille Buffet is going through the training process and looks to be doing a "mock" or "soft open" in about a week.This will be your chance to mingle with some of the other celebs in a casual setting, with high quality spirits, middling appetizers and low brow humor.

But to whittle away some long line time I offer you this...YGah! Nothing like starting a party off by stating the request that animals not be harmed in the process.Alas, this is the bane of being the lodge host and the spoonful of castor-oil for all those losers choosing to play.But, if you think of it as the malaria shot before the trip to paradise, it will be worth it.

The Rules, Strategies and Deadlines of Loser Lodge:

A. Timeline/Deadlines1. Loser Lodge Timeline: a. This "game" has basically already started. However, the Hut-Cams will begin in week 1 of the show, Sept 18th. b. I have a planned run of 12 Hut-Cam entries and 13 Blue Line stops with 1 Jury (nomination) Duty entry near the end of the show in mid-December. c. This "game" will have it's Gala Awards Show coinciding with the finale of Survivor. Therefore there won't be a lot of predicting winner-typed things. Specially about the show. d. While originally begun with the pretense of offering losers a game to play after losing a different Survivor game. There are no other games that I know of to get booted out of prior to this one. Therfore, everyone is invited to play. 2. Weekly HutCam entries deadline: a. Wednesdays at 8:00 pm BOARDTIME. With an 8:00 pm call for A Gala Presentation on a Sunday sometime in December.3. Bonus entries deadline: a. The Blue Line Deadlines: All bonus deadlines will be described within each new bonus description. These may or may not follow the same deadline of the Hut-Cams or "weekly" entries.4. Game deadline: a. No game deadline. Open always. Just jump on in with the HutCam. And don't forget your celebrity profile and LLPSQ&A. b. The first 2 weeks will be completely consequence free. After that, you can still join, but everyone will be subject to the full rules, including all penalties and windfalls.

B. Objective:1. Three (+) objectives: a. Highest ending score. (Be the 'loser' with the largest pile of chips at the end and win it all!) b. Lowest ending score. (Be the biggest loser and somehow owe more chips then you started with. You may not win anything but I'll be making a big deal out of it. I always do.) c. Loser Superlatives. (Craziest Hairdo? Funniest Walk? Biggest Craps? You name it... it might be an award you can get at the end, regardless of how you did with your chips. Being outrageous, debaucherous and nefarious, has it's benefits.)

C. Points/Chips: 1. For the purposes of theme, points will be known as chips. But knowing me, I will phorget to put chips somewhere instead calling them points. But know that ALL points are Chips.2. For the most part, they're hard to come by, but will be clearly defined in each weeks entry thread. Usually by being placed within parentheses; ().3. Points/Chips can be won AND lost in this game. Read directions thoroughly and ask questions if necessary.4. Points/Chips cannot be brought in from your personal or character stockpile. There will be no donating of chips from one loser to another. There will be no tipping of anyone. I pay the monkeys enough.5. There may, however, be a smidgen of arbitary chip transfers from "management" to Celebrities, on occasion. These can be achieved usually through showing me something I've never seen before. But of course, at my age that is next to impossible.

D. The "Hut-Cam" entry:1. The Hut-Cam itself is a small series of questions aimed at guessing some of the losery aspects of Survivor. And with this season I am promised there will be quite a few losery moments.2. The questions will usually ask for a Yes or a No OR to name a survivor. Therefore... the words; None, No One, Everyone, All of them or any other configuration of neither a survivors name nor a yes or a no, will NOT be a valid answer.3. If a Hut-Cam question is not answerable as it is asked, the whole question will be invalidated.4. Every week, a Hut-Cam entry must be made. If not, it will invalidate all of your weekly chips/points. Including any chips/points you may have made in a bonus. This is going to be a biggie, I just know it, but watch out and try to remember to make your Hut-Cam entries. Every week. The earlier the better. You an always edit ...up to the deadline.5. The harshness of the above rule is hopefully to get everyone showing up, every week. (and since I'm on the subject...)

E. Missed or late entries:1. No one likes an OBE. Well, aside from a small sect of fetishists in SF. Let's try to keep them to a minimum.2. OBE: Out of Body Experience (read as: Missed Hut-Cam entry) NOT to be confused with an Oobie. An Oobie is a south oceanic avian which possess large breasts, wide wings and blue feet.3. What an OBE really means is someone who misses an entry for the week. The Penalty? You will go in hotel storage. Your score will slowly creep down according to a spreadsheet established minus-ness, every week you stay OBE, until finally there will be no record of your chips within the LL hotel system. There may, however, be a crude piecemeal cross staked into the shifting sands where you were last seen.4. HOWEVER: I will always allow for a Hut-Cam entry by proxy. Proxy, or any other willing fellow celebrity-loser who is available. Just ask, we have some nice peeps.

F. Blue Line Intracasies:1. The Blue Line is this season's bonus. There will be many places to visit beside sitting in Coco's day and night.2. All those hoping to board the Blue Line will be required to pay an entry fee. The entry fee will change in chip amount depending on level of ease. There are also special passes that can be won/played to cover the cost of entrance. 3. Blue Line Bonuses, as hinted at, will run the gamut as far as discipline is concerned. But each and every one of them is where the most chips can be won (or lost).4. Because of the variety of Blue Line stops and ... umm ... requirements ... Not only an open mind but a possibly open chip pile is needed as well. There may be times when I will waive the fee as well.

G. All the little but important stuff.1. EPMB EPJP v. TRIBE a. The battle for reality game supremacy between Mark "the saboteur" Burnett Jeff "the liar" Probst and Tribe "the nefarious" Phyl will continue. b. MB JP attacks will happen, but for the purposes of the game, ANY questions that go unanswered (or have too many non-pluses to even count) will be voided.2. The Loser Lodge Pre-Season Question &Answer. a. The LLPSQ&A will only be accepted via PM to me. DO NOT post your LLPSQ&A answers within this thread! b. This is a MANDATORY feature of LL and is simply a series of questions aimed at misdirection and superfluousness meant solely to possibly base future bonuses upon these results. However, I do rely on a full series of answers to derive a correct sampling of those playing in the Lodge. c. The answers given on the LLPSQ&A are NEVER correct or incorrect. There is the chance that some may be invalid, at which point I will contact you again until I receive a valid answer. d. Regardless of the surface intent or the underlying intent, ALL LLPSQ&As MUST be completed in full. e. To prove I am serious about the LLPSQ&As, NO POINTS WILL BE AWARDED until a completely valid LLPSQ&A is sent to and recorded by... me.3. RESERVED SPACE:This space reserved for the inevitable rule change/addition/amendment.

Next up?The mostly anticipated ... LLPSQ&A!a.k.a. the Loser Lodge Pre-Season Questionnaires ... & Answers?Hugh will host the questions, in this thread. However your answers will need to be made via PM to me.

Oh and by the way...Hugh says that the initial insertions are tight and painful, but once you find your groove, it will beome easier and even more phun than you ever dreamed.Again, I do ask a lot of my losers. But in return, I return the phavor by being as accomodating... wordy... nepharious... diplomatic... obteuse... innuendo-centric... arbitrary... high... phorgetphu(huh?)... I phorgot. Must be my new water puriphier's phault!)Please do not let the tone of the rules be the deciding factor for your employment or enjoyment. I am a lot more lenient than my lawyers are and I promise the rest of the season will be nothing but entertaining reading. I take the game seriously but the Lodge is MUCH more than a game.

Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you...1. Name of Celebrity: Jon Remedy2. Celebrity Profession: BALLroom Dancing3. Celebrity Hobby: Manscaping4. Favorite Snack: Melons5. Favorite Food: Pink Tacos6. Biggest Turn-ON: Cameras7. Biggest Turn-OFF: Razors8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Disco Music9. A sight/visual you HATE: Exercise Equipment

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Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.12. The Seducer

B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.15. Visually stimulated

C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.06

1. Name of Celebrity: Dennis Rodman2. Celebrity Profession: Ambassador/Liaison to N. Korea3. Celebrity Hobby: Hey, I am a hobby. I am also a celebrity mole.4. Favorite Snack: Coco-pebbles5. Favorite Food: French fry burgers6. Biggest Turn-ON: Tasers7. Biggest Turn-OFF: No-tasers8. A sound/noise you LOVE: ZZZZZPPPPPPP9. A sight/visual you HATE: The deep end of the pool. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.

*Official LL:CIV Entry Phorm*This Entry phorm is meant to exercise my 6th degree. The answers may end up haunting you for an entire season of Loser Lodge.EVERYONE who hopes to enter into the new season of LoserLodge MUST fill out this entire Celebrity Profile. It will be split into 3 phases and will also result in a pre-game bonus to be described a lil bit later.

Phase 1 - "Celebrities In Vegas" Bio:Give an answer to each. An answer that you will be okay "living" with for the next 4 months. Must be a real celebrity, the rest is up to you..

1. Name of Celebrity:

Sasha Baron Cohen

2. Celebrity Profession: Actor, Non-Conformist

3. Celebrity Hobby: Naked Volleyball

4. Favorite Snack: Beef Jerky

5. Favorite Food: Banana

6. Biggest Turn-ON: Russell Brand

7. Biggest Turn-OFF:

John Boehner

8. A sound/noise you LOVE: Saxaphone

9. A sight/visual you HATE:

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Phase 2 - Some Game Pick-'ems:A. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your "Survivor" Strategy type.

20. The Scarlet Letter

B. Pick 1 answer from the list below. This will be your Personality Quirk. Play it true to heart or let us all discover it later.

15. Visually stimulated

C. Pick 1 answer from the suite numbers below. This will be your LL:CIV Suite Number. Duplicates NOT accepted.

Hullo everyone....sorry so late. The *(^%@! line was SOOOOOO long, I thought I'd go and get a Starbucks to relax with....guess I relaxed a little too long. To quote my best celebrity friend, I'll be back!

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