Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Cris. He has a sexy smile and his big tan arms are the best place to be. He is an amazing man and deff the best husband ever! He has the greatest personality ever and is very fun to be around!

Woah did you see that super amazingawesome guy walk down the hall?!" "Yeah dude that's Cris

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

(Certified Rectal Investigation)
When it is to be believed that there is some form of blockage in one's anus and a test must be done by a doctor to discover where the blockage is and how to deal with it properly.

A cliche drink among hiphop practitioners that is supposed to indicate that they are doing well financially. Cristal is the full name, it is a wine, however, contrary to a previous definer, Champagne does not have pinot noir and chardoney in it, it is a wine specifically made of grapes from the Champagne region in France.

"Cris on ice and a Benz" (Mercedes Benz of any kind and Bentley cars being the automotive cliche that indicates extreme rapper wealth)