A third woman talks about yet another incident from when Ailes was at “The Mike Douglas Show” in 1967, when she was 16 years old. Ailes brought her into his office at the end of the day when there were very few people around, she said, and he locked the door. Ailes then proceeded to sit down, she alleges, and “very gingerly pull[ed] out his genitals and said, ‘Kiss them.’” She describes his package as being “red like raw hamburger.” After being turned down, Ailes allegedly told the woman to keep quiet about the incident and informed her the entire thing had been recorded on a reel-to-reel tape recorder he had hidden in his desk.

And I made burgers last night. Sonofabitch. In the meantime, Jezebel reports a bunch of Fox News reporters are defending Ailes with the notable exception of Megyn Kelly, which makes sense after she was all but served to Trump on a silver platter, and Bill O’Reilly, which makes sense because Roger Ailes probably went, “No, thanks. I’ll take my chances with the scrotum anecdotes. Now loofah me, bitch.”