The Truth About Fairy Tales

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These have been floating around the interwebz lately. We can’t take credit for them, not sure where they came from, don’t even find all of them funny (though anyone who has deployed to the Philippines will be familiar with at least one). Still, there’s a harsh kernel of truth to all of them. This isn’t an in-depth op-ed or one of our deeply meaningful pontifications. We just thought it was a (little) funny. And besides — it gave us an excuse to post pictures of hawt cosplay chicks with great bewbs.

Elsa by Jessica Nigri — she’s smokin’ by any standards, but she also makes a bunch of her own mind-blowing costumes. Plus, bewbs.

Here, in no particular order, is

The Truth About Fairy Tales

Fairy Tales

Fairy Tales

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Okay. Some of you would like something a little more like what you watch like deployed when it comes to your Disney. How about Samantha Saint (@samantha_saint – she’s pro-military) as Cinderella?

Samantha Saint as CinderellaSamantha Saint as Cinderella

Anyway.

Fairy Tales

There you have it. And now another look at Jasmine. Why? It’s our site. You don’t like who we think is hawt, go start your own.

Princess

You guys probably have some ideas about the truth of fairy tales — let’s hear it.

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