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Saturday, April 18, 2015

TODAY is the day we have been Waiting fur.... The MayorZ Marathon.

ARE YOU READY fur the Race to begin???? Click HERE to find the Starting line...
OMD the Roar of the Crowd lining the Race Course is Deafening... The athletes are being urged on toward the Finish Line... BUTT FURST...

When one is running a MARATHON one must be HYDRATED... and if one is very WELL HYDRATED one must...... PEE ! Butt one MUST find the RIGHT place for doing it...
So.... WELCOME RACERS.... to
Frankie and Ernie's POTTY STOP... PEE HERE or have a Madder Bladder !!!!Let's See who all Stopped by to PEE ON US Use the assorted Pee Places:Furst Leg Up.... we have EASY..... our new Soccer Team Coach... That is an ELECTRIFYING Break you had there Easy.

Ummmmmmmm Ernie..... better Grab a SHOVEL and a Lawn and Leaf Bag.... Just sayin...

Now we have the Brothers... Benji and Lassie... Guess they had Hot feet from all the Racing and needed a bit of EXTRA Refreshing... to cool their hot paws they used some Late Spring Snow. GOOD thinkin guys.

HEY Madi..... have you been Sampling your Cool Water over at the HYDRATION Stop???
NO PROBLEM.... We won't look while you go...

Another GIRRRRL...... it is AMBER DaWeenie.... Holy Gwalk a Moley... That was the world's FASTEST Squat.... Amber must be intent on Winnin this Marathon... She was UP an Off and Racing So Fast we hardly had time to snap her pic... Whew... we Felt the WIND from her Furs as she started out again.

OMD we have Dory's Brothers coming in next... Here is Arty....

And next we have Pawfessor Bilbo.... My butt he looks STUDIOUS Guess he can Think and Pee at the same time...

OH look at Jakey..... he must be very excited to get back to the race.... he didn't even stop to read any Pee mails... He just Left a Brief Message...

My Gracious.... we are gonna have to Hope fur a Cleansing RAIN after this race... ERNIE....... LOOK here come DUI and YOUR ROXY.... Now YOU behave yourself... have her some PRIVACY.... Come let me give your a Good Luck KISS before you start back out, Roxy...Hold that Kiss fur the FINISH Line.... You can KISS a WINNER (ME) there, Ernie. OKAY Roxy.... I can wait THAT long fur a Kiss and a KUDDLE .... Good Luck Sweetie.

Sheeeeeeesh..... Those two make a fella want to XXXX Poop instead of just Pee... HEY... Roxy wait fur ME.... SHE said that you were supposed to keep me in sight..... I'm gonna TELL... Slow DOWN and Wait fur me.... HEY ERNIE...... Your Girrrrlfurend is gettin away from you.... BaaaaaaWaaaah...

OH look who is coming in for a Potty Break now... BENTLEY and PIERRE..... OMD What size Tank do you suppose Bentley has??? Darn that was almost Flood Watch Worthy... Good thing Pierre was Furst...

OVER HERE HAILEY..... the girrrrrls seem to like to go over on this side...

Good thingy we had some Snow fur our furends from WAY up North... so that they could cool their paws... Lee and Phod are NOT Accustomed to these Warmer temps. Poor Phod... he must have been watching some of the other Athletes going by... and worried about his place in the race... WHAT IS GOING ON ERNIE.... the Crowd is going WILD like Squirrels in the Fall ...I can't SEE over everybuddy... WHAT is going on???The MAYORZ are coming down the course... they are runnin Collar and Collar... and the crowd is cheering them on Frankie..... I don't guess they are going to stop fur a POTTY Brea.... OH WAIT they are slowing down.... HERE they come... Murphy looks RELIEVED fur SURE... He almost didn't make it...

NOW what's happening Ernie... ????????? I sometimes HATE being Short...It seems as though a bunch of the crowd wanted PAWTOGRAPHS... and STANLEY has not come into the Potty station.... HE is signing thingys fur folks... What a PAWlititian he is.... I just HOPE his Bladder doesn't Burst... before the Finish line... He Does know how to work the crowd... Is there anybuddy else coming in?YES... I see.... CHESTER and JOEY headed this way...Chester is running out to the Poopatorium... that last mile must have been Tough on him...

Come ON Chester..... let's get MOVING.... hehehehe

Sometimes Nature Calls and the LINE is busy.... you just got to be Patient..

COME ON BROTHER ... We got a RACE to WIN...

Anybuddy Else coming Ernie??? I think this race has taken 87 hours to go by... YES, I see Another Racer coming... I think it is.... WYATT.... OH YES..... Wyatt has to chews a place WORTHY of Blogville's Furst Secretary of Agriculture...

Do you think Wyatt is the End of the Potty Breakers??No Frankie, I can see one more Runner coming this way... It THINK it might be Mr. BAILEY..Are you Kidding me? I heard that he let little Mabel do the NAVIGATING to the Starting line... and she got mixed up and sent him the WRONG way and that he wasn't gonna make it in time fur the race... I heard that SAME story.... butt he IS coming... and he is really MOVING... he must not be gonna stop fur a Pot......... OMD What a CHAMPION... WHAT a GRRRREAT Athlete... he didn't even PULL IN.... just stopped at the ENTRANCE to the Potty stop... Right along the Race course. What a GOOD Sport Bailey is.... he was Late in starting butt he is gonna make a GRAND showing... WAY TO GO BAILEY....

THE END
PeeS.... Don't furget to go back to the TOP and Click on the STARTING LINK so you can find ALL the Racers and the Other Stops and Stations and the Foodables....
BRAVO to the RACERS.... THIS has been a RACE to REMEMBER.AND Happy Birfday to DENNY.

Well done boys! We are soooo glad that there weren't any long lines!! It's terrible to pee all over yourself and having to run. We were a bit worried that Ernie wasn't going to let Roxy finish the race. Thanks for a great job!

BOL!!! OMD, I didin't thinks they were EVER gonna stop peein'!!! I thinks we're gonna need a monsoon to flush all that pee aways!! BOL!!!See, I was 'incognito'..a gurl's gotta have her privacy! Kisses,Ruby ♥pees: drinkies at he Finish Line!!!