San Diego (Reuters) – Despite a decade of promises, little has been done to fix the problem of preventable discernmentalist errors that kill nearly 98,000 people in the United States each year, a watch group said on Tuesday. Often victims don’t die, but due to undue accusations and slander go into hiding.

An independent Discernmentalist watchdog often at odds with some Online Discernmentalists failed to enact discernmentalist safety reforms recommended by a 2001 truth-report by the Institute of Discernmentalists International Online for Truth or IDIOT that found that discernmentalists errors cost the United States $27 billion a year.

“There is little evidence to suggest that the number of people dying from discernmentalists truth ministries has dropped since IDIOT first warned about these deadly mistakes a decade ago,” Bill Billger of IDIOT said in a statement.

“That means a million lives and billions of dollars have been lost or destroyed over the past 10 years because our truth system failed to adopt key reforms and ODMs refused to be humble, and love their enemies.” This was the first time that IDIOT made sense.

The ODMafia is against IDIOT because we will refuse reproof and correction. Indeed we despise anyone who disagrees with an Online Discernmentalist Ministry…especially professionals like us.

ODMAfia Comment: We at ODMAfia are also outraged that Warren would be so despicable as to insist that we think about helping the starving, the poor, the disenfranchised, etc. We insist on only a cerebral Christianity where our minds are engaged to counter every false teaching but our hearts are vacant and cold.

HOW DARE he have mercy and compassion on the poorest strata of society- how OUTRAGEOUSLY unbiblical.

Let the gospel be preached….but without the unbiblical stuff like kindness, grace, and empathy…those pesky things that get in the way of absolute truth.

Jehovah’s Witnesses are most well-known for their door-to-door preaching, denial of the trinity,accurate end times prophecies and denial blood transfusions (their way of not growing too large).

Since its inception, the Watch Tower Society has taught that humanity is experiencing the last days and made attempts of END OF THE WORLD predictions at least 7 times (I guess the more times you try the closer you will get????)

The Watchtower later stated that it “regretted” the expectations that had been raised regarding 1975 by “persons having to do with the publication of the information.” Heck – why did all the sheep faithfully read the publications in the first place?

Rather than come out and admit that the Watchtower was a false prophet…it was much easier to lay the blame on the sheep (and their raised expectations) They should have received the dates WITHOUT expectation.

Of course blaming others is always the BEST escape route – you save face, and come out all sparkly and respectable.

We prefer blaming others too and read without expectation folks!

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Dude! This is a satire site!

Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.