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Not sure how I missed it but does anyone know the hilarious meaning behind GWOP's new masthead picture? It's a poorly photoshopped picture of someone in a shopping cart that is filled with paint cans and rolls of wallpaper. The shopping cart is being pushed by another person. Kate's face is pasted atop the person in the shopping cart. And Tony-the-Dancer's head is pasted atop the shopping cart pusher. A cartoon bubble leading to Kate's mouth says "Look At Me".

Here are my best guesses:

1. Kate will soon be starring in a new home improvement show with Tony-the-Dancer, who used to be a successful carpenter.

2. Instead of practicing for DWTS, Kate is forcing Tony-the-Dancer to re-paper the downstairs powder room.

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As has been proven 1,796 times, Sharla is "technically-challenged." Remember Peri-Gate?

Sharla lost the last job that she held because even though her supervisor set aside a whole week to teach her, Sharla still couldn't master changing her own typewriter ribbon.

So I think Sharla has once again got her blogs screwed up and accidentally copied the masthead from the "secret message board" (the one where the Gwop elite, aka child advocates, chuckle over which Gosselin kid is the fattest) and pasted it on Gwop. She's scared to change it back because the last time she tried to delete stuff from the blog (during the Penn Mommy days), she screwed things up so bad that Blogger told her if she messed up again, she was on her own.

As for why that particular picture? Yep, I got nothing. Like 99.9% of things that Gwoppers find "hilarious" - I don't get it. Must be me.

I did hear Bruno say that but I figured "pushing the shopping cart" was gayspeak for what he dreams about doing to Elton John and therefore a complement in his world. If only I could understand him better.

DewHatesSharla,Is your screen name secret code for who the bloggin' lawyer is? Is it Dew? Dew always claimed to be a lawyer. She also wrote really nasty, unfunny, long recaps, same style as the recaps of DWTS on the bloggin' lawyer blog.

I laughed out loud at why GWOP has the wrong picture up. It does look like something for the secret message board. More proof Sharla should not start drinking before noon. LMAO.

It would appear that "dew" from GWOP is now the bloggin' lawyer. If she is a lawyer I pity her clients. I found an old comment here at GWOP without pity from the fall where someone said the bloggin' lawyer is "dew".

Bloggin' Lawyer had a spat with Sharla at GWOP and accused Sharla of coming to her bloggin' lawyer blog to post her real name and put her blog on moderation. Oh I love a good gwop on gwop cat fight. I just wonder who is diapering the goats if they are blog fighting?

okay everybody, listen up, somebody by the name 'anonymous' just said Sharla didn't have anything to do with the dumb masthead that's currently posted on her blog. Anonymous also says Sharla isn't fat nor does she drink and apparently she remains gainfully employed in a job.

WELCOME

Sit back, relax and enjoy while I hack on moms who like to pass judgment on other moms and dads.

All under the guise of [fingerquotes]good parenting[/fingerquotes] of course. It's my moral obligation. I'm sure you understand.

ABOUT US

We are group of American nobodys. But unlike the nobodys at GWoP whose life mission is to save the Gosselin children from their oh so cruel mother and father, we don't consider our blogging efforts to be bonafide charity work. When we volunteer for humantarian causes, we actually log off the computer, get off our chairs and leave our houses. We have the shared desire that our disgust for these GWoP sows be centralized. Each post reflects the author's opinion, not necessarily that of the group but probably that of the group.

We want nothing more than for these GWoP sows to get a clue or to kill themselves, which ever comes first.

We want Jon and Kate to continue doing whatever it is they're currently doing to inspire such jealous outrage. It's hilarious to read.

We want the children of these GWoP saps to move into foster home so they can be loved by women who won't ignore them in lieu of monitoring the Internet for dirt on Jon & Kate.

We want all Americans to respectfully recognize that Moms (and Dads) who pass judgment on other Moms and Dads is is syptomatic of serious mental illness. Please don't let your kids go trick or treating at these people's homes.

Speak Up. Point, Laugh and publically mock these asshole moms whenever you can. I'm sure you know the type otherwise google "Battleaxe". They're the same women who monopolize the teacher's time on Parent Night, who frown upon bringing store bought items to the bake sale, and are always asking for advice on behalf of friends (wink, wink) who find a Playboy in the trunk of her husband's car.

Julie's Deleted Blog Posts

Fooled into thinking Aunt Jodi is a child advocate? Click here to read the first of her dear sister's deleted blog posts. There are 13 deleted posts in all. One more telling than the next.

Aunt Jodi's Large Lump Sum Mortgage Payment

GWOPPER of the Month

You best think twice before sending any money to this GWOPPER (nhrp). A legal problem of sorts forced her into hiding and she now lives in a cave. Probably with Osama. Working as his camcorder guy (err, gal).