"Without the eggs and candy and grass, I'm just a bunny in a basket, aren't I? What is this, minimalist Easter?"

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"I auditioned for those Cadbury commercials, but they wanted someone who could cluck. This lousy gig was the only Easter work I could land. So you want the eggs hidden? You do it. I'm going to take a nap in this basket."

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"OK, I hid all the eggs. The least you could do is have dinner on the table when I get done. ... You're darn right I'm hopping mad!"

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"These eggs aren't ready to go. They aren't even decorated yet! How will the children be able to see the eggs if I'm hiding them ... and they aren't brightly colored ... wait, what? Why are we coloring these again if we're hiding them? I don't get it."