[Chorus]I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religionI wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year

[Verse]Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is heCome over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the treeChoke the Messiah, chop off your memberAnd then I'll roast your nuts over an open fireYour jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll growWhen I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toeYo, I'll get under this chicks clothesYou'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, chokeThe night before Christmas, you're feelin the essenceBreak in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presentsRight through the chimney, you think we're rottenWe're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stockingRobbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's bootSanta Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, dukeI'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of cokeThen knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuitLeave you a bleeding sinnerI'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinnerHe got a red nose gushing from all the bullet holesI got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of rollsWhile the world's infested with diseasesLet's be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of JesusThe miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd streetWhen Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meatTo the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomyNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse'Cause you're all deadThere's air in the room but none of you are breathing it out

[Chorus]Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religionI wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new yearI said violent night, unholy night

[Outro]On the first day of Christmas, I do my savoryYour cartilage is teared, G