1. The Restive Commerce Clause2. The Separation of Church and State Clause3. The Privacy Clause4. The Sharp Clause5. The Equal Pay for Equal Work Clause6. The Don't Mess With Texas Clause7. The Frequent Flyer Clause8. The Ladies First Clause9. The Living Law Clause10. The Go Along to Get Along Clause

This is all just surreal. If I were applying for a job as a Justice of the United States Supreme Court, I would let somebody who knew some constitutional law proof read my application. Wouldn't you? Don't they have people in the White House who can do that sort of thing? What is going on in there? Is there is crisis in the control tower of Spaceship America?