last night about 5 minutes before 1am when we close, a group of the most ridiculous looking people walked into big boy. I figured they were coming back from some kind of comic book / sci-fi convention and i was pissed because i'd have to work late.

i knew i recognized some of them, it turns out they were comedians coming back from filming something, i'm not sure what, i didnt directly talk to them. one of the dudes was the creepy mail guy from that show with david spade, just shoot me. another one of the guys plays spence from king of queens.

i figured it was probably the only chance i'd ever have in my life, so i had to take it. i spat in brian posehn's burger.

he ate the whole thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The King

THREAD DISCLAIMER : To any law enforcement / Big Boy owners / managers / workers / janitors / anyone involved. All the information gained from this thread has been posted by James Williams himself in the past, I tried to do the best I could to give the sources to all my finds and encourage other [M]embers to do also. Although as you can see there is a lot of idiocy in these forums, it is what we do, and we do it best. However this is a very serious matter and I hope it is dealt with as one. My contact is:

AUDIO DISCLAIMER:The following audio is SOLELY for the use of genmay.com members registered before 4/23/2006 ONLY. Any other use is UNAUTHORIZED.

AUDIO DISCLAIMER:The following audio is SOLELY for the use of genmay.com members registered before 4/23/2006 ONLY. Any other use is UNAUTHORIZED.

AUDIO DISCLAIMER:The following audio is SOLELY for the use of genmay.com members registered before 4/23/2006 ONLY. Any other use is UNAUTHORIZED.

AUDIO DISCLAIMER:The following audio is SOLELY for the use of genmay.com members registered before 4/23/2006 ONLY. Any other use is UNAUTHORIZED.

For the best experience listen to the audio before reading the corresponding spoiler.
I breathe into the mic a lot, sorry

intrinsic001 -- Turned out to be the wrong Big Boy. Did he bribe the manager and hide in the bathroom?
On to our next and hopefully last Big Boy. I'm going to get a whopper of a phone bill =( intrinsic002 -- He unexpectedly put me on hold, where are his manners?
Next... the manager comes back! Is it the right one? intrinsic003 -- ZING! The pIot thickens...
And thickens..... intrinsic004 -- Next... we get a new member balalala
btw my name is not intrinsic005 -- Ok.. next we have the manager on genmay, be nice guys intrinsic006 -- Next... I push for teh law more.... intrinsic007 -- Next... the owners are going to own something else intrinsic008 -- Next... COPS! intrinsic009 -- Next... Redirected.... intrinsic10 -- jesus christ
Next... hopefully something more productive... intrinsic11 -- Mumble mumble mumble sorry guys :s
Next... hold that thought - it continues. intrinsic12 -- This is fucking going nowhere. Sigh.
Next.... redirected to another sheriffs office! intrinsic13 -- Next...Redirected.... intrinsic14 -- im taking 'food adulteration' out of my vocabulary as of this minute
Next... it continues intrinsic15 -- Next... ye same olde conversation... intrinsic16 -- I was on my laptop.. in the big boy... reading about this whole burgerspit deal.. as it was hap-what? why did she ask me that?
Next... who in the world is that? intrinsic17 -- 561-396-5475 hit intrins up on da low 8) intrinsic18 -- did i... did i just say that
Next... cops surfing genmay? what could go wrong intrinsic19 -- i can hear their screams
Ok, so 5min go by and I look at my phone and missed a michigan call -_- gg silent mode..
Next: i call 2000 miles away again, heres to you sprint intrinsic20 -- we wait