What would you put on your gravestone?

I know my aunt went to see Jim Morrison and all the surrounding graves have been desicrated and of course there were candles all over his.
The 20 something hippy wannabes tried to chase her off when she went to go see it.

She told them: i actually saw Jim in concert, you weren't even born yet. lol

Here lies the nearly immortal RigZoomAlaska,
Who, in alternate timelines:
Killed Chuck Norris with a single punch,
Slew a Dragon with a rusty sword,
Scaled Everest with nothing but an ice pick,
Personally dissected an alien near Roswell,
Shot JFK from a grassy knoll,
and finally died during a drunken orgy in Rio.

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Unknown visitor from the Zeti-Reticuli star system.
Caution: Danger of Radiation within 10' of gravesite.

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Amongst my grave and the eight surrounding me, I buried $50,000.
However, the other eight are trapped with Anti-Personnel mines.
Happy Digging!

I don't want a regular gravestone.. I want a weather proof video player playing my last wishes or whatever I care to say to the world. They have
companies that do this already.

But if I only had a gravestone, I'd say. " I lived my life without banks, credit cards, even money and yet I am the happiest richest person I know
with lots of material things - I acquired them in more correct ways than by using corruptible money."

I will never get that chance because I want to be buried at sea Viking style. i want my family and friends to shoot flaming arrows into my floating
boat so I can burn up good and proper - then they will have a party complete with hard rock music, food and booze. That's how I wanna go out.

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