20 years ago, George Lucas was planning on settling down and focusing his efforts on making smaller, more personal movies. Then he was kidnapped, locked away, and replaced by the f***nugget responsible for those booboo prequels for almost 20 years, before finally escaping to exact his revenge. This is that story. Plus there's a brief Princess Leia as a stripper scene. Which, I don't know about you, but I found nowhere near as steamy as the Chewbacca as a mechanic scene. *waving oily rag over head like a helicopter* My God you reek in all the right ways! Let me blowtorch some of your nipple fur?

Hit the jump for 3-minutes of hands down better than anything else he's done in 20 years.