Who is the leader of this shipwreck?

I am Jamie, a SAHM with a great husband and two towheads. I am lucky to live in beautiful Northern Idaho. Like most, I am busy trying to juggle playdates, shingles, sugar rehab, and sanity. I am, in no way, responsible for anything I say. The government is....so call them!

The Hussy Housewife

My alter ego that is everything disfunctional, and delusional. She prefers to sleep in, not work, and doesn't wear underwear under her apron. She is the type, that when pumping gas into her minivan killing machine, she stands right next to the pump so she can huff the gas fumes. The Hussy passes pills and booze here everyday at 9am, so don't be late!

The Cast of Characters: My Cronies

The Blog Drunk: Captain Joseph LeatherFace

The Hussy's Lead Lobbyist

Dwight: My Deranged Blog Manager

My Get-A-Way Bike

The Dignitary: Sir Paul

Put your troubles in a little pile and I will sort them out for you.

WWJamieD? Just ask. Email me at thehussyhousewife@gmail.com

Join my group: The Muffin Top Killers

If you think you may have a muffin top and want to join click the image. You know it is time to "Stop the Top".

My Stalkers

My Tunes. Go ahead hit play and take a walk down memory lane.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Ok..I apologize for my absence..but I SWEAR I have a good explanation which I will get to in a sentence or ten. I know..I know..I used to blog every day. Blah..blah..blah..yada..yada. I got yelled at last night by my nanny in waiting (NIW)for not posting. (Side note: I know you are reading this NIW, and may you be warned that until you get your drivers license, I won't consider letting you move in to become my nanny!) Sorry, hoping threats will work..had to try.

In my defense I have been doing some things. I blogged today over at HumorBloggers Blog . Every Wednesday is my Slang word of the week series. Check it out! Also on the home front, the trees are up in each of the kids rooms and decorated. The advent calender is up and running. The family tree will be going up tonight. It is not like I have been laying around eating white chocolate and carmel popcorn all day.....well maybe a little. I do have to go through Thanksgiving detox a little.

Back to my excuse I have for ignoring all you...I have SHINGLES again..like the 5th time this year. HOLY MARIE CALENDAR'S CHICKEN POT PIE! My family is trying to slowly kill me...in laws and all! For it is stress, and anxiety induced. For it must be all their fault, right? They all must have swarmed me over the Holiday's like I was a beehive covered in pollen. Actually not this time I am afraid...I think I got it from the stress on my body from the flu, the funeral and 17 four year olds? Who knows for sure, but just like a Jack in the Box.....you can wind and wind me up....but I always still managed to pop up and push through it. Ok, maybe I do need a nanny. Someone to give me a break here and there. I am tired of getting shingles. I also took a week off of the Gym and blogging..my two stress relievers..so that contributed to it also. Yes I need you guys like Oprah needs Gayle. PLEASEDON'TLEAVEME! I am a fragile butterfly. Sing it, "I NEED YOU TO NEED ME!"

So I hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving's. I listened to the stuffing at the table, and stuffed myself. Three Turkey's and two Hams later..I managed to still fit into my workout pants I put on this morning. I went and plopped my bloated Muffin Top onto my bike. Boy was that fun. Speaking of..to my fellow Muffin Top Killers..I promise to post soon. I have however been keeping up on my family blog..does that count for cutting me some slack??

In my previous post I accidentally forgot to express my thankfulness to Al Gore for inventing the Internet..allowing me to chat with all you. Sorry Al to the G, I will give credit where credit is due. So thank you. Also while I never get serious on this blog..I know people come here to laugh..my next few post may have to take the serious turn...people have gone clear off their rockers lazyboy's. I may need to address these freak shows out there.....

Sooo sorry about your shingles! Damn they are horrible and extremely painful as you know. I heard that there is a shot you can get if you've had shingles more then once. Maybe ask your doctor about this or search online. I'll check into it in my "spare time"

Ummm...I don't get it. Why the hell do you keep climbing up on the roof if you hate shingles?!!! hehehe

I'm sorry you were feelin' so bad Sweetie. Now get your ass back together and make me laugh!!!

I've missed you sooooooooooo much. I'm sure I will be away from my blog regularly until the first of the year. I got folks coming and I have to make everything perfect for them. I wonder if they would just stay home if I told them I had shingles?

AngieSS- I promise I am back..I am feeling spunky agian. Feel like causing some more waves. Good Luck on the parents coming to town. I promise to not embrass you and show up drunk in a Mrs. Claus outfit and hit on your dad in front of your mom.

Thinkingofyou- Thanks for thinking of me and not you. As your name states. I hope your gallbladder finds a new home soon!

The Game of LIFE

And this is how I play. Warning: My Suburban can run over your minivan...and will. So if you are driving a minvan, and going under the speed limit because you are dispensing goldfish crackers, talking on your cellphone, drinking your starbucks coffee, and trying to pop pills...watch out!!