You may be a tradesman if you…

• Instinctively hide when you see someone wearing a white hard hat.
• Use electrical tape as a bandage.
• Can name 15 different types of hammers, and their uses.
• View conduit bending as an art form.
• Can identify what trade a person is in by the color of their hard hat.
• Know you use a hammer to drive a star-drill but you cant drive a nail with a hammer-drill.
• Know that a plumber “sweats” joints.
• Realize a “Hole-Hog” is not a farm animal.
• Know that a “Ditch-Witch” is not a monster.
• Know that “hack saws” are ok, but “hack jobs” are not.