Chop'n Knights Nation...Pachycephalosaurs -The Bone-Headed Dinosaurs

These two-legged herbivores were distinguished by their skulls, which ranged from the mildly thick to the truly dense. A truly unique creature indeed….The Pachycephalosaurs thick skulls were used for “butting-heads” conversely their thick-skulls did not translate into bigger “brains”… or a more intelligent animal….

However a new species of the “Bone-headed Dinosaurs” sporting the densest skull of all the Pachycephalosaurs has been discovered along the banks of the RaritanRiver in PiscatawayNJ. The Schiano-cephalosaur – The Bone – Headed Coach….

It goes without saying that the 2010 Rutgers coaching leadership has descended into an abyss of utter “game day” incompetence. At the helm of this “rudderless-ship” lies a self serving egocentric thick-headed soul, a Schiano-cephalosaur

Let’s examine lets new specie…. The Schiano-cephalosaur

Pachycephalosaurs are gregario

….No one can argue against the job Schiano has done at “herding – together” solid young talent throughout his ten year career. In fact recruiting is Schiano strength, and a quick scan of the roster discloses more four star players in uniform than ever before. In addition the NFL is now well stocked with contributing former stars from Rutgers. The Rutgers fan-base appreciates the job Schiano has done in elevating the program, both in the eyes of recruits and the media. However “game-day” is where solid coaching earns their paychecks and at Rutgers it’s “Houston we have a problem”

Pachycephalosaurs have very small brains

….In spite of their ten-inch-thick heads the Pachycephalosaurs are dim-witted creatures and the Schiano-cephalosaur is no exception. Consider a few of the “brainless” game-day & personnel decisions;

1Moving a pair of highly regarded D-Linemen (Antwan Lowery and Isaac Holmes) over to the OL. Both of whom are infinitely more talented than the NO-TALENT Charlie Noonan.

2Starting Brandon Bing over not one but two highly regarded “4-Star” CB’s, Logan Ryan and Darrell Givens.

4Not moving Joe Martinek to FB where his skill-set is best suited. & not being able to identify this, which is mind-boggling.

5Using Kordell Young, during critical in-game-situations, A player

Who’s undergone reconstructive surgeries on both knees and wears a knee brace. This is the very definition of delusional insanity.

In addition to the above, our dim-witted-small-brained Schiano-cephalosaur is clueless about assembling a coherent offensive game plan.

Pachycephalosaurs very THICK-SKULLS are used for butting.

…The Schiano-cephalosaur is commonly known for “butting” against well-established sound football principles and strategies. For example:

1.Overuse of the WILD KNIGHT which takes both the QB & HB completely out of rhythm.

2.Misusing the WILD-KNIGHT by making it “totally” predicable & one-dimensional.

3.Refusing to recognize that his BEST HB combination is Mason Robinson & De’ Antwan Williams…

4.Refusing to establish the run using a traditional set. This is Football 101.

5.Refusing to insert Freshman Betim Bujari and Chris Fonti into the OL. These two highly regarded kids have PLAYED on the OL their entire HS careers. Instead our BONEHEAD ruins the DL by moving promising D-Linemen over to the OL.

6.Running a “sweep-play” using a RB with NO KNESS. No other coach in this universe would’ve done that.

7.Refusing to move Sanu back to the D-secondary, now that Harrison, Deering, Tartacoff & Stroud have established themselves. Sanu physicality & high football IQ would be devastating in the secondary, which is his natural position.

Pachycephalosaurs are all extinct

Their small brains and obtuseness made the Pachycephalosaurs ill-equipped to survive a changing environment, and the Schiano-cephalosaur is no exception. Rutgers can ill-afford to bleed revenue, with its huge debt-obligations, therefore empty seats in the stands due to losing football campaigns coupled with a disgruntled fan-base are not good combinations in this tough economical environment…

Ten years ago this Schiano-cephalosaur was discovered emerging out of the mud (last place) along the banks of the RaritanRiver, and in the intervening years the specie showed some evolutionary-upward progress. Today though he’s seen descending back to where he was discovered, in the mud (last place) along the RaritanRiver banks. Therefore with little or no hope of ever reforming this “vegetation-eating (money) – dimwitted creature, lets collectively hope that somehow “Father Nature – AKA- Mr. Pernetti” will render this pathetic animal extinct along the shores of the Raritan…