“I let my scotus excitement get the better of me. In all seriousness, this is an important moment in improving the lives of all Americans.”

“In all seriousness?” Oh, he was just kidding. I get it, that’s hilarious. He’s a funny guy. He can say anything he wants. For example: “F*ck you, Republicans!” or maybe “Suck my c*ck, we won!” or perhaps the simpler, “You teabaggers suck!” You see, liberals can say anything they want. If they’re not called out on it, all is well. If they are called out on it, they simply respond, “I was only kidding! Jeez, lighten up and get a sense of humor!”

Here’s the thing. Unbridled natural hatred for your opposition is pretty obvious. It’s ok. We understand. This has nothing to do with improving anyone’s life. You won. So, why can’t you just be honest about it?