Wednesday, April 28, 2010

I feel like an old man that has nothing to do once hes retired....

Have you even noticed that the History channel is really the just the Armageddon fantasy channel for old people? The idea that old people are nice is a sham, they wish us DEAD. ALL the shows on the history channel, a channel for OLD PEOPLE and ME, are pretty much about GLOBAL EXTINCTION and Nazis. This is proof that old people want the world to end JUST AFTER they leave. I think the idea of the world going on once they pass on SUCKS, its a much nicer idea to think it ALL ENDS with them and they were RIGHT and now EVERYONE WILL DIE FOR THEIR SINS.... The AGED are EVIL. I also think they love to imagine what the world would be like if the NAZIS won and they didnt have to deal with all these CHANGES and COLORED PEOPLE ( gays are part of the colored people section) and CHILDREN that make them feel old and SUCKY. The reason why I bring this up is because today is my day off from the gym, I MUST take this day off, to NOT do it would actually be bad but I have NOTHING to do. All my work is done, I dont wanna eat carbs, well thats not true I DO wanna eat carbs but I WONT because I wanna have a WAIST and see if this "Nothing tastes as good as being thin" concept has any merit to it. So with no eating, no working, no lifting weights, no making anything, I just am sitting here at the computer looking left and right actually TWIDDLING my thumbs...I even took a BATH.. who takes a bath on a WEDNESDAY afternoon?! Im so bored Im actually bored of NAPPING... Maybe I should watch tv or a movie or something.. I just hate watching movies though, Id rather jerk off then watch a movie, at least in jerking off youre participating in something, watching a movie youre just sitting there observing other peoples ideas and I think thats sorta weird, Id rather DO then WATCH. This feeling is no different then when I would get thrown in detention in high school for BACK TALK which I got ALL THE TIME....except at least in detention the detention "teacher" was this HOT MORON GORILLA with super hairy forearms and I could just sit there and stare and the dude couldnt say shit because that was supposed to be our punishment... in my brain he was dancing like a gorilla in a thong....Dance monkey man DANCE!

Poor Dave! Some days do seem to suck.As for old age; Bette Davis once said that "Old age is no place for sissies".I have had the honor of knowing some fabulous elderly people and many of these loved to be surrounded by youth because the young keeps you in the here and now (one reason that I follow your blog).An example of old (and smart) Groucho Marx reached a point in his life where every other week he was attending the funerals of his peers. He realized that this was a bummer and made the decision to hang with younger folk. The result was that he became best buds w/ Jack Nicholson. Watch a Nicholson performance and you will see a lotta Groucho.

I spent all day watching the Discovery Channel... I watched too much Nazi shit already. Those bitches were pretty, though. Considered some cartoons, but all the new cartoons suck... :-P with the exception of a few

Venom is perhaps one of the sexiest comic book villains BTW... AND jerking off is a fantastic pass time... I've done it twice today already lol... makes it easier to write papers... for some reason