Introducing: MarchFindr

With the MarchFindr app, it's never been easier to get politically active with multiple discreet partners.

TranscriptOVER THE WEEKEND, THOUSANDS OF PROTESTORS GATHERED AT THE MARCH FOR TRUTH TO PROTEST PRESIDENT TRUMP'S TIES TO RUSSIA, AS WELL AS HIS WITHDRAWAL FROM THE PARIS CLIMATE ACCORDS.
THIS WAS A BIG, BIG DEAL.
AND IT GOT ME THINKING.
SINCE PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK OFFICE, IT SEEMS LIKE THERE'S A NEW MARCH OR PROTEST HAPPENING ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IT JUST GETS SO OVERWHELMING, IT GETS HARD TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM ALL BUT HERE'S A NEW APP THAT'S GOING TO HELP.
ANDY: WITH SO MANY PROTESTS GOING ON EACH WEEK, IT CAN BE HARD TO KEEP THEM ALL STRAIGHT.
BUT NOW THERE'S MARCHFINDR.
MARCHFINDR HELPS YOU FIND PROTESTS NEAR YOU ANY TIME DAY OR NIGHT.
JUST TURN ON YOUR LOCATION SERVICES, THEN SELECT THE ISSUES THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO YOU OR USE IT THE WAY YOU USE THE REST OF YOUR APPS, FOR ANONYMOUS SEX.
IT'S NEVER BEEN EASIER TO GET POLITICALLY ACTIVE WITH MULTIPLE DISCREET USERS WHO SHARE YOUR PASSION FOR LGBT RIGHTS, RELIGION FREEDOM, THE ENVIRONMENT.
MARCHFINDR, DEMOCRACY IS [BEEP], AND LUCKILY, SO ARE YOU.
[APPLAUSE]
CONAN: THAT GUY HAD SEX WITH A PARROT.
I'M JUST SAYING.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CHECK THESE THINGS BEFORE YOU PUT THEM OUT THERE.
ANDY: THE PARROT MIGHT HAVE HAD SEX WITH HIM.
CONAN: THAT'S A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.
AND WHERE DOES THE PLANT COME INTO IT ALL?
THERE WAS A PLANT THERE, AS WELL.
ANDY: LISTEN, I HAVE BEEN MARRIED A LONG TIME.