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Be safe my boy got locked up last week, man the chick was there and a bunch of cops opened up the door, and come to find out it was a fake ad with a uc cop chick, said she was cute though, until he was put in chains and shipped off to a cell in front of her lol besafe

Don't talk sex related stuff on the phone. If the girl starts saying she'll fuck your for $100 or whatever, she may be skanky and desperate or be a cop.

Tell the girl you want a massage but you want to "leave satisifed" and make sure she knows what you mean. If she won't let you give her a light hug and a pat on the ass when you come in the door and wants to talk money and serivces without any serious flirt or foreplay, she may be one of those stings like you see on "Cops"

It seems the undercovers probably really try to press you hard to ask for a specific sex act and name a price.

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efxdaddy Wrote:
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> Be safe my boy got locked up last week, man the
> chick was there and a bunch of cops opened up the
> door, and come to find out it was a fake ad with a
> uc cop chick, said she was cute though, until he
> was put in chains and shipped off to a cell in
> front of her lol besafe

Sounds like B.S. There is No law aginst showing up at a door. Now if you start discussing services and how much you will pay, that's different.

The Truff Wrote:
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> Nah they are all legit, every single one of
> them... as long as you ask if they are a cop they
> have to tell you, if not its entrapment...

WingNut Wrote:
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> If she won't let you give her a light hug
> and a pat on the ass when you come in the door and
> wants to talk money and serivces without any
> serious flirt or foreplay, she may be one of those
> stings like you see on "Cops"

This cop got naked and was "touched in the groin area." Granted, it was a male cop, but still...

"Physical contact between a suspect and a member in one of these types of operations is prohibited, but, as you can imagine, it also can be very difficult to control," Metropolitan Police Department spokeswoman Gwendolyn Crump said, referring to the Jasmine Therapy investigation."

This is what we need cops for? Most modern countries have realised that men need sex and if a woman wants to rent what belongs to her , she should have that right. There are never any shortage self-righteous chimps in the police
who will be ready to rescue us from this threat to our society. Sure there are examples of pimps horribly abusing girls ,but most of this could be eliminated
if it wasn't illegal and had to be conducted in the shadows.Think Nevada, Canada,Europe,etc.Rape is less common ,because sex is legal and cheap.I thought we were hugely at risk from outside infiltrators bent on our destruction. This is where we should allocate our law-enforcement assets? Some laws should be changed, but some should be enforced on an as encountered basis. There are laws in VA prohibiting oral sex.Do you see sting operations against this moral outrage? If you did ,you might find members of the force like this too.Our politicians pimp for weapons manufacturers which kill millions. Likewise irresponsible drug companies. It's funny what some people
find it necessary to get outraged about.

Yes! I'm not proud of it but I've had plenty of them and they were ALL the real deal. About 3 of every 10 use fake pictures though. And only about 1 out of 10 use pictures that look nothing like them. Most of 'em use the real pics and all. I never ran into a cop before but I think if any chick is too eager to see you or call you back or talk and/or text prices over the phone you should play it safe and assume she's a cop. Also cops will have the local phone numbers and less revealing photos. Also, the ones that post day after day are the real deal. Also steer clear of local chicks who say they're in town for one day only (could be a sting) I probably got more experience than anybody else dude. Since 2009, I've probably had around 30 appointments. Don't judge me cause I already know that's fucked up, and yes I am very ashamed of it.

some guy Wrote:
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> saywhoo Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > anyone have a positive experience with escort
> from
> > Backpage.com?
>
> Yes! I'm not proud of it but I've had plenty of
> them and they were ALL the real deal. About 3 of
> every 10 use fake pictures though. And only about
> 1 out of 10 use pictures that look nothing like
> them. Most of 'em use the real pics and all. I
> never ran into a cop before but I think if any
> chick is too eager to see you or call you back or
> talk and/or text prices over the phone you should
> play it safe and assume she's a cop. Also cops
> will have the local phone numbers and less
> revealing photos. Also, the ones that post day
> after day are the real deal. Also steer clear of
> local chicks who say they're in town for one day
> only (could be a sting) I probably got more
> experience than anybody else dude. Since 2009,
> I've probably had around 30 appointments. Don't
> judge me cause I already know that's fucked up,
> and yes I am very ashamed of it.

blake lane 73 Wrote:
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> This is what we need cops for? Most modern
> countries have realised that men need sex and if a
> woman wants to rent what belongs to her , she
> should have that right. There are never any
> shortage self-righteous chimps in the police
> who will be ready to rescue us from this threat to
> our society. Sure there are examples of pimps
> horribly abusing girls ,but most of this could be
> eliminated
> if it wasn't illegal and had to be conducted in
> the shadows.Think Nevada, Canada,Europe,etc.Rape
> is less common ,because sex is legal and cheap.I
> thought we were hugely at risk from outside
> infiltrators bent on our destruction. This is
> where we should allocate our law-enforcement
> assets? Some laws should be changed, but some
> should be enforced on an as encountered basis.
> There are laws in VA prohibiting oral sex.Do you
> see sting operations against this moral outrage?
> If you did ,you might find members of the force
> like this too.Our politicians pimp for weapons
> manufacturers which kill millions. Likewise
> irresponsible drug companies. It's funny what some
> people
> find it necessary to get outraged about.

Great post and all true except the part about rape being less common in countries where people have more personal freedoms. Rape is not about sex. Rapes are committed by psychopaths. This country breeds psychopaths like rats, that's why there are fewer rapes in places like Europe. Girls here are taught to be sluts almost from birth, so NOBODY has to commit rape in order to have sex.

do Wrote:
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> blake lane 73 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This is what we need cops for? Most modern
> > countries have realised that men need sex and if
> a
> > woman wants to rent what belongs to her , she
> > should have that right. There are never any
> > shortage self-righteous chimps in the police
> > who will be ready to rescue us from this threat
> to
> > our society. Sure there are examples of pimps
> > horribly abusing girls ,but most of this could
> be
> > eliminated
> > if it wasn't illegal and had to be conducted in
> > the shadows.Think Nevada,
> Canada,Europe,etc.Rape
> > is less common ,because sex is legal and
> cheap.I
> > thought we were hugely at risk from outside
> > infiltrators bent on our destruction. This is
> > where we should allocate our law-enforcement
> > assets? Some laws should be changed, but some
> > should be enforced on an as encountered basis.
> > There are laws in VA prohibiting oral sex.Do
> you
> > see sting operations against this moral
> outrage?
> > If you did ,you might find members of the force
> > like this too.Our politicians pimp for weapons
> > manufacturers which kill millions. Likewise
> > irresponsible drug companies. It's funny what
> some
> > people
> > find it necessary to get outraged about.
>
>
> Great post and all true except the part about rape
> being less common in countries where people have
> more personal freedoms. Rape is not about sex.
> Rapes are committed by psychopaths. This country
> breeds psychopaths like rats, that's why there are
> fewer rapes in places like Europe. Girls here are
> taught to be sluts almost from birth, so NOBODY
> has to commit rape in order to have sex.

saywhoo Wrote:
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> anyone have a positive experience with escort from
> Backpage.com?
Considering see her, spoke on the phone (seemed legit) what do u think? This is in nyc.

god forbid uglies that are hard-up for some action go find another equally desperate fugmo to stick it to. guess what, unattractive men aren't entitled to bang cream-of-the-crop beautiful women just because they've got a dong.

I have had 1 woman from the backpage and she was real but with that said just know they are not pros like
You would think this girl gave a shitty blow job and really was a rip off she did not stay for a full hour
Like I paid for

U shouldn't be Assamese your helping them pay for rent ..the only reason it's illegal cause government can't tax you ...I question its illegal to offer money for sex ..how is porn legal get paid to have sex and video taped and it's legal....am I right '...if gov can't tax it it's illgal

The Truff Wrote:
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> Nah they are all legit, every single one of
> them... as long as you ask if they are a cop they
> have to tell you, if not its entrapment...

"I have had 1 woman from the backpage and she was real but with that said just know they are not pros like
You would think this girl gave a shitty blow job and really was a rip off she did not stay for a full hour
Like I paid for"

If you are going to look for a "date" and want to be safe about it, the smartest choice would be to make sure the girl is hosting at her place, not a motel, Most stings happen in hotels/motels, not in residential homes.

I've gone to a few girls from backpage myself I admit. Some where good, others weren't as good as others, and some where just down right horrible...but it's a chance that you take when playing with these girls like that. It may sound kinda crazy, but I've actually become a good friend with one of them. I don't get a chance to see her that much, but we do still talk from time to time. She's honestly pretty cool, but as most of the time, she continues to suffer from hard times often like the majority of them do. But, nevertheless, I don't judge her or any of them. You gotta do what you gotta do but just know how to go about doing you to survive. With all this talk about dudes having the herpe and still going out to have sex with these girls, it's just f'n crazy, and you should be the last person to judge anyone when you can't even man up and handle your situation responsibly. You're not a man...you're an f'n coward trying to ruin other peoples lives because of your own misey. So, people, if you're going to take the chance, please just be careful. From time to time, I do still holla at a couple, but I still remain iffy at the same time. If you pay close enough attention to how they talk and what they're saying, you'll know if she's the real deal or not...and some of the ads are just to good to be true so don't believe it's her. If you're going to spend you're money, then get your worth out of it. Just be smart when dealing with these girls out here...PERIOD!!! Escort or no escort...they're still women regardless.

The Truff Wrote:
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> Nah they are all legit, every single one of
> them... as long as you ask if they are a cop they
> have to tell you, if not its entrapment...

>Posted by: Nope ()
>BS, they don't have to tell you their a cop. That's a myth.

WELL SAID FOLKS - HOPE PEOPLE WAKE UP, SMELL THE COFFEE, & STOP CIRCULATING THIS BOGUS HOGWASH. People need to wake up & live in the real world, You know where police lie, lie, lie all the time, and through their teeth, and just to give decent people bogus traffic ticketS for local revenues & quotas. And then lie, lie, lie through there teeth in court, on the stand, under oath, & under wink&nod of the judge, just like their government does on a daily basis (see Bradley Manning & Julien Assage *lol* who tells the truth & who doesn't *lmao*), and just to make ballony traffic tickets stick for county revenues & quotas. Like police wouldn't lie to a whoremonger's face or a prostitute's face to bust them or lie in court to make it stick!? People need to wake up, smell the coofee, & stop believing in "the system" (and this country). You have no real rights, you are not protected, the government & police are not on your side. They & you are owned like livestock by the corporates & the monied; and anytime they want to claim you, for any reason, they can & will. It is not a real "system", it is just set up & shake down for money, same as mexico, just done with more song & dance in court to passify the unknowing & ignorant public. The US is a covert police state, that is why it has more people in prison than any country in the world, including any communist or dictatorship country. And the US has had more people kept in prison than any country for decades now, since before I was born. And that is also to circumvent the elections which is on record as far back as Richard Nixon (and he didn't go anywhere/jail did he!? even when exposed to the nines... see "the system"/the courts/the police work for the corporate & government liars & criminals.

Icantgetno Wrote:
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> I dunno never had to pay for it like your sorry
> ass. Get a life ball sack and leave your parents
> basement to hit a club or something. You could
> also try an inflateable doll or fuck your cat
> fucktard.

Your a fucking retard you no spelling son of a bitch. Why don't you take some more steroids, hit your whore again, then go slap your boyfriends ass while lifting weight together you fucking fag

that dude Wrote:
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> did one earlier tonight. after I ate her pussy for
> about 30 min.. she rode it like crazy and sucked
> all my cum down like a dirty whore.. plus she only
> charged 50 bucks ..

Please share the number you used to contact her and also how many people you guys have caught using this thread pertending to be johns.

The Truff Wrote:
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> Nah they are all legit, every single one of
> them... as long as you ask if they are a cop they
> have to tell you, if not its entrapment...

Do people still believe this stupid shit? I'm a law student. If every cop had to answer truthfully when asked if they were a cop how sting operations wouldn't get very far asshole now would they?

Cody Wrote:
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>
> Do people still believe this stupid shit? I'm a
> law student. If every cop had to answer
> truthfully when asked if they were a cop how sting
> operations wouldn't get very far asshole now would
> they?

So this is what we need cops for? We Americans just throw money at stupid shit and wonder why a) we're in dept and b) the rest of the world thinks we're ingrates.

Catch sex traffickers, not whores
Catch Cocaine, heroin, meth etc. Not Marijuana. (I hate weed, but fuck, it's a natural substance and we waste the time and money of law enforcement on chasing the dumb stuff)

anybody123456 Wrote:
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> Called a girl, she never answered. later I get a
> text saying she reported my number to the police.
> Should I be worried? For all she knows it was a
> wrong number dialed.

Just text her back and say something innocent like "got this number off of Craigslist, so you're not selling that item anymore?" That way if the cops ever do question you, you can show them you thought it was just a person selling something.

The trick is that you say you want to hire her as a nude model (photography or fine art, whichever you prefer) and maybe other services you'll discuss later.

A real professional will jump at the chance to make some easy money without having to suck your tiny prick or fuck your ugly ass. Only once she's gotten naked (and I mean you've seen titties and ass, not just her underwear) do you then bring up the subject of the "other services". No female cop will actually get naked for you.

One more thing, make sure you mention that the pictures are for your private use and you're not going to post them on the Internet or charge money for them. Also, if she asks something like "do you want me to play with myself while you take pictures" and she's not yet naked, say "no". You don't want to accidentally catch a conspiracy to produce obscene materials charge.

Lol. This is the biggest bunch of bullshit surrounding law enforcement. Look up entrapment dumbass. Entrapment is using coercion or techniques to persuade a resonable person to commit a crime they wouldn't ordinarily commit. I suppose you believe if a cop clocks you at 100 m.p.h. and he doesn't have his lights on, that's entrapment too? Lol.

I put this on my facebook, a lot of cops are watching facebook now and i dont want them to get the wrong idea....

Warning - Any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you DO NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but
not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control the contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE

For those of you who do not understand the reasoning behind this posting, Facebook is now a publicly traded entity. Unless you state otherwise, anyone can infringe on your right to privacy once you post to this site. It is recommended that you and other members post a similar notice as this, or you may copy and paste this version. If you do not post such a statement once, then you are indirectly allowing public use of items such as your photos and the information contained in your status updates.

Chris Wrote:
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> Lol. This is the biggest bunch of bullshit
> surrounding law enforcement. Look up entrapment
> dumbass. Entrapment is using coercion or
> techniques to persuade a resonable person to
> commit a crime they wouldn't ordinarily commit. I
> suppose you believe if a cop clocks you at 100
> m.p.h. and he doesn't have his lights on, that's
> entrapment too? Lol.

No pig, the fallacy is believing that you have limitless authority to do whatever you want. Show a man a kooch and he might want to hit it but who knows what would've happened if you didn't put it in front of him. He could have gone home and ate a cheeseburger. Stop assuming everyone is guilty, entrapment does exist.

Nolan Malloy Wrote:
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> I put this on my facebook, a lot of cops are
> watching facebook now and i dont want them to get
> the wrong idea....
>
> Warning - Any person and/or institution and/or
> Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure
> including but not limited to the United States
> Federal Government also using or monitoring/using
> this website or any of its associated websites,
> you DO NOT have my permission to utilize any of my
> profile information nor any of the content
> contained herein including, but
> not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made
> about my photos or any other "picture" art posted
> on my profile. You are hereby notified that you
> are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying,
> distributing, disseminating, or taking any other
> action against me with regard to this profile and
> the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions
> also apply to your employee, agent, student or any
> personnel under your direction or control the
> contents of this profile are private and legally
> privileged and confidential information, and the
> violation of my personal privacy is punishable by
> law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT
> PREJUDICE
>
> For those of you who do not understand the
> reasoning behind this posting, Facebook is now a
> publicly traded entity. Unless you state
> otherwise, anyone can infringe on your right to
> privacy once you post to this site. It is
> recommended that you and other members post a
> similar notice as this, or you may copy and paste
> this version. If you do not post such a statement
> once, then you are indirectly allowing public use
> of items such as your photos and the information
> contained in your status updates.

That won't protect you from anything. You agreed to allow anyone to see anything when you signed up for Facebook.

saywhoo Wrote:
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> anyone have a positive experience with escort from
> Backpage.com?
You all are a bunch of dumb fucks that are arguing back and forth like little kids and I even think most of you dumbfucks are kids. Who gives a fuck mind ur own damn business. Answer the damn question if u know and get on with ur pethetic life.cThere are messages I do agree with like stupid dumb bitches giving std to fuckin other people purposely and enjoy it. WTF IS WRONG WITH U!!!! If I fuckin knew you I would knock you the fuck out just for doing something like that and I have nothing to do with it. If you were to get caught and go to the pent. They would fuck u up the ass like a little faget that u r and I hope they do catch ur ass. And then when you die of aids like a little bitch nobody would give two fucks about u. The world would be a better place and then the devil is going to run a train on u in hell. I have a fucking life so for me to wright this, shows that what a fuckin pussy u r. And I hope one day only if I'm lucky to find out who u r to beat the fuck out of you and have mother fuckers fuck u infront of your mother just like what you did to those girls you little bitch ass faget

Im a escort that post in houston on bp and other sites
most of the girls are real but like one lower reply state only 3 out 10 really only used her number ... try to looking for a girl thats in the bathroom u know using her phone or something ..you know real pictures ..most girls have reviews on sites ....??!! :) anywho those pro pictures are probally the cops i would give you my name but i dont have time for dumb azz callers ... but the police dont have to tell you they are cops...its just fun asking ..Trust me i know i been pop serval time by them ..crazy cause they go far by touching and more ...... just look for a girl with good convo a okay location remember we are working girls ..and be respectful trust me you will know ..hopes this help was just runing across google and stumble here ..and if you on here saying you pay for the twat ....( yea right you will or alreday had

houston escort Wrote:
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> Im a escort that post in houston on bp and other
> sites
> most of the girls are real but like one lower
> reply state only 3 out 10 really only used her
> number ... try to looking for a girl thats in the
> bathroom u know using her phone or something ..you
> know real pictures ..most girls have reviews on
> sites ....??!! :) anywho those pro pictures are
> probally the cops i would give you my name but i
> dont have time for dumb azz callers ... but the
> police dont have to tell you they are cops...its
> just fun asking ..Trust me i know i been pop
> serval time by them ..crazy cause they go far by
> touching and more ...... just look for a girl with
> good convo a okay location remember we are working
> girls ..and be respectful trust me you will know
> ..hopes this help was just runing across google
> and stumble here ..and if you on here saying you
> pay for the twat ....( yea right you will or
> alreday had

I have never felt more real than I do right now.
I hope Gordy doesn't get jelous.
Wait, could Stinkbox MC be just another alter ego?
If he is...am I still real?
I guess if he's not (ha- he snot), then I ain't not neither.
I don't feel so good anymore.
I wish Gordy was here.

Isn't everyone obsessed with you?
Are you abscessed?
Now I'm confused again. What is an Imp poster got to do with it? Is that like a troll? Is a little troll a trolly?
I wish Gordy was here. He's soooooo real.

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> saywhoo Wrote:
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> > anyone have a positive experience with escort
> from
> > Backpage.com?
>
>
> I got locked up for this.... If anything, be
> careful about who you hit up.
> I used NOTHING sexual in any text or call nor when
> I got there and I advise you do the same thing.
>
> the one that got me was the very end of our convo
> when she said "i'll F#&k you and suck your c(#k
> for 100" in which I said ok to.
>
> Not all are legit. I got arrested for this. I'd
> say don't do it; but if you do please be careful.
> it sucks so bad

Was she reviewed by anyone? Was it a local number? Did you see previous add googling the phone number?

So yesterday I called one up for the first time. She delayed me and then had me come to a hotel where she was telling me to come to the side door and she would let me in.

I had this concern the whole time that as I started to walk to the door someone would jump out of a van and grab me.

Thing is, nothing sexual was ever stated over the phone, but she did say $$ amounts for the amount of time.

Anyways, I didn't go through with it. I was half doing it just to see what the experience was like. I understand that just OFFERING it is a crime, but it feels like unless the act is committed then it's not a crime. But anyways, I know I'm wrong.

Wanna know how some real gangsters do it? For this to work u have to have at least 2 or more guys. If the lady is willing to meet in any place then thats good, but if u only have to meet at her place try to get there b4 her or have a friend on watch for suspicious groups & big men especially.
Any cars around with ppl in them is a fucken PIG. So one time friend had a buddy watch his back & notice a car with mens in there & decided to text his friend its a trap. Make sure she doesn't ever see ur face 1st. Doing it by urself is fine too, but its way harder.