USB Typewriters: CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?

Billed as "a groundbreaking advancement in the field of obsolescence!" the USB Typewriter is the perfect computer/old-timey typewriter device for a Mercury employee who wants to get stabbed in the face... by me. OH FINE, they're kind of beautiful, I guess, and muy romantical, but do you really want to be the person in your office that sounds like, "clickity-clackity, clickity-clackity, BING! Shhhhhhrop! Clickity-clackity, clickity-clackity-THUNK!" (That last thunk is me sticking a knife in your face.) Anyway, get the conversion kit or ready-made models and see many more gorgeous pics here, and LET'S VOTE!

USB Typewriters (that do not come with a stab in the face): CONDEMN OR ALLOW?!?