You see, it's kind of become a meme on fark to use the "R.I.P." thing and a picture involving someone unrelated, and even to twist up the name, to be sorta similar to the picture and... ah fuggedaboudit.

Call me a quibbler, too. Yes nothing is ever 100% in biology, but when you posit a theory and an impartial observer can think of literally dozens of exceptions, your response is to claim "minor details"? Sheesh.