Paris Hilton: Gas Station Attendant

Here’s Paris Hilton shooting a hidden camera show Friday where she pretends to be a gas station attendant in front of unsuspecting customers. Of course, a funnier premise would be to tell Paris it was a hidden camera show, but not really her dad wants all his money back and this is her new life. Ha! Talk about hilarious. I wonder how long they’d let her drink gas before they told her it was a joke. Or lit a match, I’m not picky.

That’s a great idea for a show Paris but you’ve got to keep it on the low down otherwise your fans will start to mob you when they learn the location you’re shooting at. Looking forward to the show airing on prime time.

There’s just something about this girl that always makes me want to fuck her. You know if she didn’t have the Herps, flipper feet, and wasn’t so damn retarded. Well, I guess that last one could always work in my favor.