Among those fictionalized sports stars are Kevin Love, who professes: "One minute you are in the dance, and the next you are on the Timberwolves."

LeBron James laments "the Wizards are getting stronger, John Wall is no longer a boy … dynasties fall, Lord [Pat] Riley," but fortunately the Miami Heat have dragons -- in the form of a demented Chris Bosh.

Meanwhile Oklahoma City Thunder's Russell Westbrook and Kevin Durant are members of the Night's Watch at the Wall, defending it from the horrors of the the White Walkers -- played by a scary, skeletal Gregg Popovich, with Tim Duncan and Tony Parker.