ADULTS: What To (and what to NOT to) Dress Up As on Halloween

Take heed, costume-buyers…to avoid ridicule, DO NOT dress up as any of these this Halloween:
KATY PERRY
MILEY CYRUS
STRIPPER / SLUT / DUMB BLONDE (c’mon – they’ve been done to DEATH)
GORILLA (again…done to death)
HOBO (ditto)
NINJA TURTLE
SPONGEBOB
KIM KARDASHIAN
DRACULA (yawn)
HARRY POTTER
SPARTY (STILL done to death)
ANY MEMBER OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE