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Moooooog, thanks for letting us into your household. Especially the bathroom. And thank you for not taking any pics of the other "green stool". Of course, now that I've mentioned it, you will probably eat some cereal & have the camera ready for next time. Damn, I have to learn to be quietly grateful sometimes!

Whenever I have trouble finding the milk and my wife gives me some smartassed answer, I run into the other room, pull her shirt out and look down into it, then I loudly proclaim "Oh, there's the milk!"

Next time you two are watching TV and you have on shorts, reach down and start platting your leg hair. She will be so jealous. And for the real short hairs, ask for some ketchup to make them more pliable and able to stick together.