How should we contact you? Etsy had a 3 image limit per message (don't kill me).

_________________My last Craigslist ad "Bangable Panda for You" got only a few responses and they all just said 'send pic' or 'black and white or red?' - pandacookieI don't want anyone here who doesn't know every forking line to Willy Wonka. - Fee

_________________My last Craigslist ad "Bangable Panda for You" got only a few responses and they all just said 'send pic' or 'black and white or red?' - pandacookieI don't want anyone here who doesn't know every forking line to Willy Wonka. - Fee

An update for everyone. I mentioned in the listing but not here that I'm donating 10% of all zine and ornament sales to a local no-kill animal rescue. I was planning to buy a bunch of cat food and litter, but since some people are requesting pups, I'll make sure some of the money goes to dog chow as well. I'm not putting dog ornaments up on my shop page yet, but if anyone wants to order some, you can pm me or message me through etsy. Or if you are veganna and have an army of cats to send photos of, just ask for my email. I'm happy to work with any ppkers, if you don't have an etsy or payapl or what have you.

_________________Panda With Cookie If I get caught as a fugitive eating chain pizza, its going to be Pizza Hut. -linanilanil

An army of cats! Now that's an army I could maybe get behind. Cats. For the greater good.

_________________My last Craigslist ad "Bangable Panda for You" got only a few responses and they all just said 'send pic' or 'black and white or red?' - pandacookieI don't want anyone here who doesn't know every forking line to Willy Wonka. - Fee

The tree is his penis // it's very exciting // when held up to his mouth // the lights are all lighting // his eyes start a-bulging // in unbridled glee // the tree is his penis // its beauty, effulgent -amandabear

_________________"I love you, but you need to get out of the kitchen before I spatula your face." -Pinko"You can always trade sex for cookies. It might make you feel dirty, but just keep your eyes closed and think of vanilla." -Tofulish

Thank you, Panda! My family was so tickled and I am impressed. We instantly knew which orange kitty was which. Winnie thought hers was the prettiest. Orson is in love with his pirate carrot and thinks that Buhbuh has good taste in toys.

_________________My last Craigslist ad "Bangable Panda for You" got only a few responses and they all just said 'send pic' or 'black and white or red?' - pandacookieI don't want anyone here who doesn't know every forking line to Willy Wonka. - Fee

I'll message you as soon as I finish taking pictures of all the strays in the alley.

_________________My last Craigslist ad "Bangable Panda for You" got only a few responses and they all just said 'send pic' or 'black and white or red?' - pandacookieI don't want anyone here who doesn't know every forking line to Willy Wonka. - Fee