Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Does living with insects/arachnids make you sterile? Because I fear for their future children should they have any. Aren't these the same people who threatened to consummate the whole affair in a coffin? Why do I know this?

Key quote:Bunthawee Siengwong who set a Thai record for enduring 28 days with 1,000 centipedes
So, in other words, there is someone in another part of the world who has spent more time and/or with more centipedes.

No, TCK, not this time... been there a few years ago and remembered, wherefore comest the warning... which actually is pretty astonishing now that I think about it, since I rarely remember ANYTHING that happened after the 60's (or before).

I get the feeling that "Loser Fans" is actually the (not so) great Michael Moore. Jealousy rears its ugly head because someone can actually be funny without being mean (ugly gut, and multiple chins raised as well).

Hey SM, those stories MUST be true (while LF is a figment of his own imagination)! I read them on the Internet! Don't be dissin' the source of all wisdom (not to mention lunacy). Well, at least all MY wisdom... oh... hold on, maybe that explains a few things.... never mind! Forget I said anything.