Crap, I Missed It

This one-email-alert-to-rule-them-all will constantly smack you with whatever breaking info you select, from favorite artists' shows in your hood, to when fresh episodes of your TV shows're airing, to favorable exchange rate fluctuation, to any film making the "certified fresh" grade on Rotten Tomatoes. It even scours Amazon.com for bestselling books as well as music, ensuring you "never miss a CD again", which is odd, because you never missed them to begin with.