“Well, it should read, “We’ve Got to Stop Meeting Like This”, but you might not

understand, if you were thinking in French, with a French accent, that is”, but then

I realized that I didn’t understand what she said, not being able to understand French, with or without a French accent.

She crossed her eyes, and counted to 10. In French of course, using her best French accent, but thinking it in English.

“Are you meeting with me, or with her? Is she not meeting with you, or should I be jealous about that? If she really is your wife, does she understand French? Because I am about to lose my temper with you, and yell at you in any/every language that you do/don’t understand. Starting/stopping now!”

I’ve got to learn French someday, I thought to myself. I just hope it is kinder to me than those/the/a/other people might/seem to/perhaps will be to me.

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I needed to praise him in the Present, the Past, the Near Future, The Future Past, the Subjunctive Form, and its 2 Older Brothers, and their Aunt, no less.

Praise Her!

I now needed to use the Imperative form, the Perfect and the Imperfect, Praising her fine figure, and voluptuous curvy form, her luscious lips and the crazy, wild way that she looked at me!

Although, it seems that I had forgotten to use the correct Model Verbs, which made my conjugations incorrect, which made her mock me, and not want to make whoopee with me, which is why I have decided to leave learning languages to better men than myself….

But I still would like to praise her in all of the different grammatical forms……

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This might as well be called the F-word in your Guy Dictionary. I might finally be making that million Pesetas with an idea like that, if there were Pesetas, that is.

Guys need to watch out with words. Like I said about the L-word and the R-word, the F-word is just as dangerous to throw about.

It might be like, “Don’t you have any feelings at all?” Don’t worry about this question. This is just one of those parallel questions that don’t concern the L-word, not unless you are really into slinging around your vocabulary with the Big Boys?

The next one might sound like this, “I have Feelings for you”. Watch out. This is an obvious trap, as things seem to go. You might be telling someone, “No. I don’t fall for every girl, but sometimes I might have Feelings for them”. Note the use of “might” here. I like words that are more of a diffuse nature. Like “Might, maybe, perhaps, I’m not sure, I’ll have to think about it, let’s not rush into things, Are you really sure that I am the father”, and so on.

Most Guys don’t worry about those types of words. They think of things like “Alcohol+Getting Lucky+Don’t Pass Out Before She Says Yes = Don’t Bother Calling Her a Second Time!

I still love words, even though I try to use them correctly and safely, without having to resort to explaining to my wife, why so many Foreign Dictionaries seem to be lying about in my office. “Thinking about romancing Foreign Women?” She might ask, knowing that is how she trapped me into expressing my F-words, My R-words and finally the L-word, in the first place!

“What goes around, comes around”, you might say, but even those words are dangerous in their own way.

It seems like, I’ve gotten off the subject at hand, talking about feelings, but then that is what us Guys seem to do best, and I for one am not ashamed of that characteristic at all!

Before writing this blog, I tried to jot down some keywords for this and future blogs. You know, the type of things that bring Guys and Gals together?