I can't bring myself to talk shit about any girl who is out there buying the frosted animal crackers. I love frosted animal crackers. Nicole also won't eat all of that crap, but she will nibble at it because you know she's got the munchies something fierce. In other news, she's still really skinny and probably never going to have to go to jail. Mmmmm, candy canes....drool.

Excuse me, Mommy...but why do you have to put down my Jewish sisters like that? Old or young, I love my sisters.
I know you didn't mean it personally, but still.
I don't think she looks Jewish at all, either. Barbara Streisand is a Jewish grandmother, and so is Bet Midler, and Nicole resembles them in no way. Nicole more closely resembles an Arabian teen, if you ask me, if.
Don't put that on my women. My women are sexy.
Demi Moore, Betty Grabble, Neve Campbell, Jessica & Ashlee Simpson,( they are partially Jewish )Rachel Bilson...I could go on.