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I’m pretty sure Gwyneth Paltrow eats macrobiotically (super healthy). It’s no surprise that she named her little girl Apple. It’s like how I might name my first born Splenda. I heart Splenda more than most boyfriends. I love it in … Continue reading →

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Penelope has written jokes for Joan Rivers for Fashion Police on E! and was a writer for two and a half years on the "Soup" spin off, "The Dish." As a stand up comic, Penelope Lombard has been seen on Comedy Central, NBC and in clubs and colleges throughout the country. She starred in the FX pilot "Filthy Liars" and has voiced characters for "King of the Hill."