Justin Bieber’s New House — Complete With Racetrack — Makes Me Want to Give Up (VIDEO)

Hello, Justin Bieber's new home in Ontario, which is nearly the size of Vatican City, makes me want to give up.

Bieber's Ontario dreamhome, which he picked up for $5 million, sits on 101 acres and is, itself, a modest 9,000 square feet, according to TMZ. Oh, and for good measure it includes private lake access, a two-story wine room (who doesn't have one of those!), heated floors, a private gym, a secluded equestrian compound with stables and a literal racetrack.

A LITERAL RACETRACK! FOR THE HORSES!!!

And, boasting four bedrooms, six bathrooms, a game room, a movie theater, a three-car garage and a boathouse (gotta have it!), Bieber will likely never have to leave his sanctuary again. Dibs on one of three fireplaces for potential expat asylum space!!!