Well, I clearly implied that I wanted to pay for services provided by Erx. And I am well aware I have daughters. I would tease them if they said something that made it sound like they were a pimp too. Lighten up, it's funny.

And remove me from the retarded PM list complaining about this too please. It's flooding my inbox with rediculous complaints and bickering.

(17-04-2013 04:30 PM)Stark Raving Wrote: Well, I clearly implied that I wanted to pay for services provided by Erx. And I am well aware I have daughters. I would tease them if they said something that made it sound like they were a pimp too. Lighten up, it's funny.

And remove me from the retarded PM list complaining about this too please. It's flooding my inbox with rediculous complaints and bickering.

It's not funny.

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.

(17-04-2013 04:30 PM)Stark Raving Wrote: Well, I clearly implied that I wanted to pay for services provided by Erx. And I am well aware I have daughters. I would tease them if they said something that made it sound like they were a pimp too. Lighten up, it's funny.

And remove me from the retarded PM list complaining about this too please. It's flooding my inbox with rediculous complaints and bickering.

Lulz. People are complaining? What humorless fuckwads are doing that?

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness
~Izel

(17-04-2013 04:30 PM)Stark Raving Wrote: Well, I clearly implied that I wanted to pay for services provided by Erx. And I am well aware I have daughters. I would tease them if they said something that made it sound like they were a pimp too. Lighten up, it's funny.

And remove me from the retarded PM list complaining about this too please. It's flooding my inbox with rediculous complaints and bickering.

It's not funny.

Oops. Answered my own question. SMH

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness
~Izel

(17-04-2013 03:04 PM)Anjele Wrote: Guys...Legend is 16...Stark you have daughters, c'mon guys, please don't encourage behavior like this between a teen and an adult.

Skeezy isn't it, Anjele? Until you realize what Girly's realized since day one of the incarnation of Sarah here. She ain't some horny teenage girl, he's a goddam 50 yo G-Man pretending to be a teenage girl doing the whole "To Catch A Predator" thing. How you been G-Man? Wassup? Didn't catch no pedophiles at the the other sites?
...
Nah, I'm just teasing you Sarah, but this old man ain't gonna flirt with you 'cause that'd be skeezy, my daughter's older than you. ... Now quit cutting yourself and try biting your nails instead, chewing mine down to the nibs works for me. ... Now back to our regularly scheduled fun.

(17-04-2013 12:03 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:

(17-04-2013 12:01 PM)legendoflink Wrote: He's my whore. ;-)

Cool. How much do you charge?

That's a horrible opening of negotiations with the Madam running the house. How much for HellboundPreacher?!? The fuck dude?!? More like what kind of discount can I get if I occasionally include your charity case in my regular schedule?

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

(18-04-2013 11:24 PM)bbeljefe Wrote: I come to an atheist forum looking to find stimulating conversation, open minded people and a level of civility one simply cannot find in the world of theists and what do I get?

Fucking dick jokes.

With no guilt.

The fuck you'd think you get?

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.

(18-04-2013 11:24 PM)bbeljefe Wrote: I come to an atheist forum looking to find stimulating conversation, open minded people and a level of civility one simply cannot find in the world of theists and what do I get?

Fucking dick jokes.

With no guilt.

The fuck you'd think you get?

I was hoping to at least get some new baby recipes. And maybe a good Satanic orgy once in a while.

But what the fuck do I know? I'm an atheist... wondering aimlessly through life with no moral foundations and no reason for living.

And what's worse is... I've run out of dick jokes to tell.

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb