It's been nearly 20 years since the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and even Monica says she just wants to move on. But not Linda Tripp. She's still hell-bent on Bill and Hill destruction, as she revealed in an exclusive interview with the Daily Mail.

You don't have to be a Clinton fan to notice she sounds paranoid and obsessed. So yeah, we want to hear what Tripp has to say! Here's a few quotes from the interview. Pass the popcorn.

"In [Hillary Clinton's] mind she would be part of a coronation instead of an election."

"So this is a runaway train. Nobody is going to stop it."

"I think the most compelling thing about Hillary is that she will stop at nothing to achieve her end and that she views the public as plebeians easily seduced into believing her point of view."

Nothing, do you hear me? NOTHING! Mwa ha ha ha ha! Thanks, Linda. Now tell us how this is different from every other presidential candidate.

But wait, there's more: As eeeevil as Tripp thinks Bill Clinton is, Hillary is an even more nefarious threat, she implies in her interview. Beware the witch!

"I believe for all his faults as a flawed man, Bill Clinton is not as unscrupulous as his wife. He is complicit but he is not as deceitful as Hillary Clinton is. Don't get me wrong, they are both missing the integrity chip but while she is inherently dishonorable, his seems to be learned behavior."

Even worse than being intrinsically evil, Hillary Clinton is power hungry and In Charge. And if there's anything we fear, it's a powerful woman.

"Their focus has always been power and the accumulation of that power. There were just so many things in the White House that made it abundantly clear to anyone in their radius that he was the elected official but she was the one with the actual power."

Leaning in too much, Hillary! Leaning in way too far.

"When I think of Hillary Clinton I think of a lingering taint of scandal and wrongdoing and, in my opinion, possible criminal activity."

Linda Tripp, everyone: Still batsh*t and Clinton-obsessed after all these years, if this interview is to be believed. It's good to know some things never change. There's more to the interview, of course. Much, much more. It goes on forever. And yet NONE of it is new. Tripp has no new scoop. Zilch. I want the last 15 minutes of my life spent reading this interview back, now.

Smell the lingering taint of scandal? Smell a woman desperate to recapture all the attention she enjoyed 17 years ago. Boy did she miss it. Clearly Linda Tripp is as attention hungry as Hillary is power hungry.

Ooh, be sure to check out The Christmas Sleigh, a Christmas store in Virginia that Tripp runs with her husband. Because nothing says "celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" like a long-standing vendetta.