But still, Kim's wearing white! She and Kanye stepped back out of their Paris apartment this afternoon to head over to the palace, where they got a private tour and probably thought the place was cute enough, but needed a bit more faux-fur pillows. Kim wore a loosely draped tuxedo jacket-meets-dress creation that's clearly a high fashion take on graduation robes and/or the ghost costume you wore for Halloween once as a kid. (But sexy!) Admittedly it's hardly a conventional wedding dress, but you never know with Kim. Here she is stepping through the crowds outside and, also, on the left, staring deep into your soul:

And here's someone trying to take a photo or a selfie or something... and failing. They succeeded only, in fact, in taking a photo of Kim's shoulder and someone else taking a photo:

Kanye wore a camel-colored suit with a distressed grey T-shirt underneath. The tee has a deep, scooped neckline revealing some manchest— think of it as a shared display of cleavage to show just how in sync Kimye are as a couple. Again, it's perhaps not the most obvious choice for a groom's attire either, but rarely is Kanye obvious. Also, they could just sneakily change into their actual wedding outfits for real once they're safely ensconced in some luxury suite at Versailles. Which, incidentally, is being patrolled by men in ostentatious costumes on horseback:

Now, redo one of those feathery headdresses in white and we're looking at a Kardashian-worthy wedding piece. Really, please do.

While many of Kimye's guests Instagrammed themselves in their car service en route to Versailles (technically, they don't know where they're going and so it's a sensible status update just in case any are actually being kidnapped for ransom/their invite), cell phones and social media were reportedly banned from the party. So we may never know the full story, in fact, but let's be pretty confident in the knowledge that someone bought Twister.

Update 5/24: People took photos after all! Yay for famous people breaking the rules. Valentino's partner Giancarlo Giametti shared a picture of the Kardashian ladies in their party dresses, along with musical guest Lana Del Rey:

A photo posted by Giancarlo Giammetti (@privategg) on May 23, 2014 at 3:15pm PDT

Magician David Blaine also did his thing. There were fireworks, naturally, and lots of caviar. Fashion designer Rachel Roy snapped a photo of the set-up in Versailles's famous Hall of Mirrors. Kimye set up a little group of musicians playing, dressed up in old-school French fashions: