In all fairness he is absolutely right. But you could replace "strapless dresses" with anything else and girls and you would also be right. It's mission failure so fast on that one it would make Sun T'zu cry.

I want to make the point of dress straps being used as weapons against said girls . . . but I am not clever enough to do so without sounding like a pedo so . . . yeah, I think you all can take it from here

Huck And Molly Ziegler:Let the girls wear their strapless dresses and let the 14-15-year-old boys wear only crotchless trousers. Officials would find out easily whether said dresses constitute a distraction.

they would also determine that rounded rocks constitute a distraction, as does:

"The Readington Township School District has a policy regarding dress code which is being universally applied to the school day and school events. We regret don't care that a small number of families are upset by this and we welcome their input and communication will ignore their futile efforts to undermine our draconian philosophy. The Board of Education regularly reviews and revises policy through its Policy Committee local tight assed church board.."

It is amazing that people in positions of authority forget what it was like to be a kid. Girls are distracting, not their clothes. Really the difference between different strap types is only noticed by the other girls talking about the clothes.