Earlier I posted something on how to suck dick. Since women are more complex, I won’t pretend to know exactly what they all want. Some like more pressure, some like less direct stimulation, etc. But I do know what I want, so listen up! Take notes for our date…

——-“If her legs ain’t trembling like Bambi, you ain’t eatin’ it right.” – from this HILARIOUS video about eating pussy
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1. Start at my head and slowly work your way down. Kiss me, pet me, stroke my hair. Delight in the curves and valleys of my breasts, my belly, my hips, my thighs. I usually like lying on my back to receive your oral worship.

2. Kiss the inside of my thighs. Inhale my scent. Lick up and down my slit.

I love licking!

3. Sure, tongue fuck me and all that good stuff. Then, focus on my clit. The key is the right speed and pressure. Don’t glue your mouth to it. Back up a little to give your tongue room to dance. Pretend you’re a cat lapping cream. Or, gently suck on my clit like it’s a teeny tiny dick – because it is! We all have the same parts down there, just different shapes and sizes!

4. Keep it steady, focus. If you get tired (it might take a few minutes, especially if we’re new to each other) take a breather and kiss on my thighs again, or play with some sex toys, buzzz. But get back to it when you’re ready! And feel free to ask if the pressure/speed is right. And don’t be offended if I offer a little guidance – good communication is key to great sexy time.

5. I like it even more if you put a finger or dildo inside me while you’re lickin’. You can move it slowly inside and out, or just rest it there. The sensation of having something inside is nice enough just on it’s own. I like to feel it when my muscles contract with the orgasm.

6. You’ll know I’m getting close when my legs tense up and I get quiet. And you’ll know when I cum cuz I’ll hyperventilate and erupt with some sexy or primal noise, and possibly grab your head. I might even cry, “You’re making me cum!!!” If we’re in church, I’ll just whisper to you that I’m cumming, so that you know what’s goin’ on, you sent me over the edge, yessss!

7. You can keep it up for a bit afterwards, I don’t go instantly sensitive. And usually after I cum I’m good n’ wet, it’s my fav foreplay, and I’m ready to fuck!

But first, I’ll give you a gold star.

This was taken in a shady glen in the country

Ladies, how do YOU like your pussy licked?

Comments

Justin2011-09-30 14:07:06

I’ll never forget those panties in that picture.

I remember helping you move out of your old apartment years ago and I must have been carrying your underwear drawer when that pair slipped out and landed on the curb just outside the moving truck. Others were helping too… professionals I think, possibly with the bigger furniture and such. They read the advertisement, looked at me and just smiled assuming that if I was the one carrying your panty drawer, I must be well fed. 😉

As a dedicated cunnilinguist, I often get so wrapped up in the excitement of clit sucking that I constantly must refrain from burying my face too hard into her juicy parts. It is important to back off and let your lips and tongue do their thing. While a stiff pointed tongue is useful for encircling under the clitoral hood be sure to mix it up with long laps of a relaxed flattened tongue. Like any intricate psychomotor skill it requires real time consciousness. Tune in to her desires.

>3. Sure, tongue fuck me and all that good stuff. Then, focus on my clit. The key is the right speed and pressure. (This usually means licking, but sucking rhythmically can be a nice change of pace.) Don’t glue your mouth to it. Back up a little to give your tongue room to dance. Pretend you’re a cat lapping cream.<
I'm thinking this is key. It's the same as what makes for a great blow job in that once you know what moves are guaranteed to make them cum, you can be a lot more laid back and relaxed and creative about the buildup. Start slow and gradually increase/vary your pace, play your "money shot" trump card for the big finish and bam, you're a rock star, baby. Yeah, the stuff between point A and point O (har, har) is necessary, but don't stress yourself out trying to memorize specific moves or anything.

In my case I noticed that going really fast/loose/sloppy at the tip of his cock near the end was the move guaranteed to make him cum (this article being about pleasing ladies, your “FINISH HER!” move will no doubt have something to do with the clit). Once I figured that out I stopped stressing about memorizing all those tongue curlicue moves from that one book, if they were clockwise or counterclockwise or whatever…

That’s right, a ‘How to Eat my Pussy’ compilation! I don’t know how many other oral admirers of femininity can testify to this (see what I did there? Word nerd power!), but I’ve noticed a pretty staggering variety of preferences in how ladies like to be pleasured. It’s like a delicious mystery, or a delectable puzzle to solve. And, thanks to situation, mood, body chemistry and several other factors I’m too lazy to name, it’s a puzzle that’s never exactly the same twice. I’m not just talking about variation from one lady to another. I’m saying that each encounter has its own subtle nuances and flavors to enjoy. For example, one exceptional lady I dated for a while couldn’t be brought to orgasm via oral the same way twice. I’m serious, it had to be different each time. With her permission, I tried an experiment wherein I kept notes after a particularly intense feast, and tried the same tricks the next time. Nothing. I pulled a few new tricks out of my hat, and BOOM went the dynamite. That was an educational three months, let me tell you…

Anyway, my point is that the subject of how to go down on ladies isn’t just a complicated topic, it’s mind-numbingly complicated. Like, the kind of complicated you usually find in post-graduate level university courses (ORG 407 – Cunnilingus: An overview and analysis of subject-female oral sex techniques… I’d like to see that in a University course-catalog somewhere).

It deserves an in-depth (no pun intended… actually, who am I kidding, pun totally intended) exploration. And this is, without a doubt, the best community to explore it! So, I’m starting the call. Ladies, please share your thoughts on how to best worship your pussy. If not with us, then share them with Kendra, so she can let the rest of us know anonymously. This compilation needs to be assembled, for the good of all of our sex lives. Let’s make it happen!!

The variety can be absolutely maddening at times. Of my three current FBs, there is almost nothing in common. One wants fast flicks, one prefers longer licks with more focus on pressure, and the third, well, in her own words: “licking sucks, sucking rocks”.

I’ll throw in a few misc tips I’ve picked up, though:

1) Build up the tension. My favorite is to delay actually getting to the pussy as long as possible (I usually shoot for 15 minutes of “body play” first if it isn’t a quickie). Move up from her thighs, passing over and giving her just a quick hit of your warm breath on her pussy as you head back to her belly/breasts. Or while you’re working her breasts, neck, whatever, place your hand as close to her pussy as you can get without actually touching it (think base of the palm on the mons and cupping down without touching). Surprisingly effective, as she’ll feel the pressure from your palm and the heat from your hand). A few little teases like that add to a nice warmup. If she grabs your head and pushes it between her legs, you’ve done it right 🙂

2) Learn to work the shaft, not just the head. My primary FB loooooooooves the pinch-and-roll technique. Combining that move with flicking the head is the ultimate finishing move for her. If your gal is adventurous, this is a fun one to do under the safety of a tablecloth at a restaurant, in a movie theater, etc.

How I love the taste of Women. I must admit its ben such a long time sense I’ve given a good tong lashing, so if there any Ladies out there who needs one please let me know…lol. My specialty is a combination of suck/lick/pull. I sometimes open the mouth really wide and lay the tong flat on the clitoris and apply just enough pressure so that se feels a loooong stroke of my flat tong… Mmmm I miss that sound a Women makes… XXX

Thanks Kendra! Sounds like a good starting point. I learned to become a bit of an oral specialist because my sensitivity’s a bit off after having been circumcised — making me shoot a little quick. I’m sure you taste great and I envy those who will have the opportunity to worship you.

My Wolf is by far the best partner I have ever had, ever, at pussy-eating. He is better by far than me.

I think that my problem is that I focus so much on what I am enjoying about the experience, and don’t pay enough attention to what she is wanting more/less of. I feel sure I would get much better if I had more opportunities to practice, though. 😉

I must say, if I were to write an instructional piece (no pun intended) you covered everything I would have said. Eating pussy is my favorite thing. My late wife always said I liked foreplay more than sex. I think she was right. Forplay lasts a lot longer.
Love you Kendra.

LOVE your pussy eating piece; question: you see oral as foreplay; great. But how long does a man have to wait-30 sec?- after you come to fuck and finish? When I’m coming on her tits manually she likes to grab me at the end; VERY sensitive for 30 sec or so; same for a woman? I love it when she comes first; but I don’t want to enter her too soon afterwards. What say you?