Hey Empress, I have tons of paper! I'll put on some loose clothing and come over. Maybe together, we can write. Or just chat. But wait, I need coffee (there's that #1 again). And I have to say, I think you have them all.....

Paper??? What the hell is that??? #1 is tattooed across my ass....in a failed attempt to remind me not to...sadly, I can't see my own ass, so it hasn't worked as an effective reminder. I plan to tattoo it on my forehead, but I keep procrastinating...

Hahaha! Oh, man, do I ever have #1 down! I have paper, but the heathens keep running off with it!! And God forbid I actually buy myself a special notebook for notes and writing ideas! It never fails to have stick men (boys) and pinstriping (JD) in it. FRRRRUSTRATING! I do have #6, but then it leads to distraction. And hey, maybe that's what happened to the cat Bossy Betty was talking about...