Unfunny Quotes of the Day

Here are some quotes I found listed as Funny Love and Relationship Quotes.

“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
-Jimmy Durante

“Women are nothing but machines for producing children.”
-Napolean Bonaparte

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.”
-Rodney Dangerfield

“As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.”
-Oscar Wilde

And a couple to help illustrate my last post:

“Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.”
-Sean Williamson

“My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.”
-Emo Philips

Funny love and relationships? Really? I can see a couple (like the Napolean one) being amusing in an “Oh that’s so outdated” sort of way, but mostly I think they should have been filed under Offensive Bullshit.

Also, it should be noted that most of the quotes I’ve heard from Emo Philips are offensive. It’s his brand of comedy. But as I was discussing last post, condoning it still sends the message that these things are funny and okay, when they are absolutely not.