Jenny wants to lose her virginity on her seventeenth birthday. On the fateful night, David suddenly dashes out of the bedroom and returns with a banana saying, "I thought we'd get the messy bit over first". Exactly how many "messy bits" has David experienced? And how many of these girls have let him put a banana up their vagina?

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