I was a professional shit shoveler once upon a time. I worked for the Oakland County Drain Commission for a summer, and spent many a hot summer day underground in the overflow basin for the 12 Town Drain while we ran a cleaning cycle that pushed all of the debris down to the big pumps. We scooped out the debris and loaded it into a dump truck.

I was living at home at the time, my mom used to make me strip down to my skivvies before coming in the house because I often had an odor that surrounded me.

i was the septic guy for about 13 years, pumped and installed systems. most days i was nekid before i came in the house at the end of the day.
the worst was pumping grease traps and the grand haven fish cleaning station in the summer.

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You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker.

I once partied with the Orlando magic cheerleaders, and blew out the only bathroom in the house with a days of fast food and drinking mass amounts of the cheapest beer possible Shit. Luckily I made it out of the bathroom with no one knowing it was me that dropped an A-bomb in the shitter.