myExcuses(1) = "That's Weird...", myExcuses(2) = "It's never done that before.", myExcuses(3) = "It worked yesterday.", myExcuses(4) = "How is that possible?", myExcuses(5) = "It must have a hardware problem.", myExcuses(6) = "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash." , myExcuses(7) = "There is something funky in your data", myExcuses(8) = "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" , myExcuses(9) = "You must have wrong version.", myExcuses(10) = "It's just some unlucky coincidence." , myExcuses(11) = "I can't test everything!", myExcuses(12) = "THIS can't be the source of THAT." , myExcuses(13) = "It works, but it's not been tested." , myExcuses(14) = "Somebody must have changed my code.", myExcuses(15) = "Did you check for a virus on your system?", myExcuses(16) = "Even though it doesnt work, how does it feel?" , myExcuses(17) = "You cant use that version on your system.", myExcuses(18) = "Why do you want to do it that way?", myExcuses(19) = "Where were you when the program blew up?", myExcuses(20) = "I thought I fixed that.", myExcuses(21) = "This is not a bug,its undocumented feature."