By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it. The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.

By reading this post, you agree that you are solely responsible for your reaction to it. The poster takes no responsibility for any offense taken where none was meant. Except in cases of accidental microaggressions, in which case please explain it, so that we may better understand.

Come here, sir! I'll have you know I was the boxing champion for my final year at Oxford, if you do not appologise immediately to the fair lady, I shall be forced to teach you a lesson in good manners you will not soon forget.

Belay that ye...er...Put down your fistycuffs for I will not strike a lady, even one who sports a fine beard like yourself. Pray tell me, did one purchase ones garments of finest pink silk at Fortnam and Mason's or at Harrods?

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

I confess to be a little startled at the quantities of yoghurt which seem to be floating around our fine metropolis. Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it not a useful cure for Thrush? If this is indeed the case may I venture to suggest the administration of said youghurt at Lady Fifi's, er, Finishing School for Girls.

The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.