A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands. The waitress,taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the womanslowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man staredstraight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out ofsight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it mightoffend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by sayingto the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under thetable."

The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walkedin the door."