CS
Rep:No
problem.LOVE will automatically
erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your
permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs.LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own
called HIGHESTEEM.EXE.However, you
have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM.Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn
those off?

Customer:I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

CS
Rep:My
pleasure.Go to your Start menu and
invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and
RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer:Okay, I'm done.LOVE has started installing itself automatically.Is that normal?

CS
Rep:Yes
it is.You should receive a message
that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART.Do you see that message?

Customer:Yes I do.Is it completely
installed?

CS
Rep:Yes,
but remember that you have only the base program. You need to beginconnecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer:Oops ... I have an error message already. What should I do?

CS
Rep:What
does the message say?

Customer:It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS".
What does that mean?

CS
Rep:Don't
worry, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run
on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART.It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical
terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can
"LOVE" others.

Customer:So what should I do?

CS
Rep:Can
you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?

Customer:Yes, I have it.

CS
Rep:Excellent,
you are getting good at this.

Customer:Thank you.

CS
Rep:You're
welcome.Click on the following
files and then copy them to the “MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC,
SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC.The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any
faulty programming.Also, you need
to deleteSELFCRITIC.EXE from all
directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.

Customer:Got it.Hey!My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my
monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM
are copying themselves all over my HEART!

CS Rep:Then
LOVE is installed and running.You
should be able to handle it from here.One
more thing before I go...

Customer:Yes?

CS Rep:LOVE
is freeware.Be sure to give it and
its various modules to everybody you meet.They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some
really neat modules back to you.