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8.16.2011

confessions.

In order to get my child to eat his meals, sometime I must cover his plate in ketchup. I mean truly cover it. Chicken, peas, carrots, grapes....you name it, and he has probably eaten it with ketchup on it. {gag}

I don't follow the rules of parenting books. They annoy me and they all say different things. I guess I fly by the seat of my pants.

I'm back to being a diet coke-head. That drug is hard to kick.

My car is always a disaster. Seriously. Old diet coke cans, old mail, baby gear out the wazoo..

I may or may not think I am a pop star when my husband isn't home, the baby is napping, and I am in the shower.

I hate emptying the diaper pail. I will squish those diapers down until they literally can not be squished any further. ew.

Please don't inspect my baseboards. There will always be dog hair down there.

I daydream of baby names all. the. time. and I write them down...on paper. and the glass shower door.

I forgot my sweet baby Jack's birthday! He turned SEVEN on August 2nd. Horrible fur mama of the year award goes to me.

I based roughly 80% of where I went to college on football. I'm not kidding. I had to stay in the SEC and The Grove had a-mazing tailgating. done & done!

If you are wearing Ed Hardy or an Affliction tee, I will judge you. I'm sorry...I don't mean to. Gary from Teen Mom gives both those brands a really bad rep!

....don't get me started on the Ed Hardy baby clothes.

I don't know how to relax. It's a terrible quality to have. I literally can't rest until every thing looks nice & neat and is put in it's place...and guess what? That rarely happens.

I am not attached to my house--at all. I am, however, attached to Grayson's nursery and will cry when we move someday because I will want to take it with me.

3 comments:

Oh I loathe the diaper pail!!Are you kidding?? Isn't Jack your chi?? Elvis turned 7 on August 6th and guess who forgot the annual taco party?? I even forgot to give him his treats I picked up. Our babies born on the same day and our fur babes that close?? Crazy!

Haha I hate taking out the diaper trash too.I always just push it down and pray that my husband takes it out. I also completely feel sorry for the kids dressed in Ed Hardy. It's like their parents are making them wear a sign that says, "I'm a tiny d-bag". Sad.