Synopsis

Stan HelsingA descendant of the legendary vampire slayer who did battle with the most infamous bloodsucker in history faces off against six of the most frightening monsters of the modern era in this rowdy horror comedy featuring Kenan Thompson and Leslie Nielsen. The closest that video-store clerk Stan Helsing (Steve Howey) ever came to fending off monsters was dealing with disgruntled customers irked at the lack of new releases -- but with Halloween fast approaching, that's all about to change. When the spookiest night of the year rolls around and Stan gets stranded in Stormy Night Estates with a group of his best friends, his true destiny is finally revealed. Stan Helsing shares the same bloodline as Dr. Abraham Van Helsing, the very man who once defeated Count Dracula. When Freddy, Jason, Chucky, Pinhead, Michael Myers, and Leatherface come out to play, Stan becomes convinced that he has the knowledge and know-how to defeat the dreaded horror icons. Perhaps with the help of Teddy (Thompson) and the rest of his longtime pals, Stan can uphold the family tradition of battling baddies and pass the torch to the next generation. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

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DO NOT WASTE YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY!

May 17, 2011

I gave the movie a 2 star instead of a 1 star, simply because there is actually a few times I laughed. There are some hot chicks in the flick, and some of the action sequences are done pretty well.
With that said, please understand that you will want to turn this movie off after 5-10 minutes. I am all for a good spoof skit or movie, but the entire catalog of these types of movies, that keep coming out for some god awful reason, are flat out horrible.
The premise of these spoof horror movies seems to be to try and rip off the B movies of the 80's. Unfortunately they have completely missed that mark. Trust me when I say you do not want to spend your money on this film. It was a complete waste of time and I am doing everything in my power to help save you time and money! Go buy almost 2 gallons of gas with that money and drive yourself to the beach and watch a sunset instead of this movie.
I am a HUGE movie buff. I often find myself angry when I reflect back on the time I rented and watched this movie. I could have done so many better things with that time!

WTF?

March 29, 2010

I myself, like the previous poster, bought this on a blind buy. Glad I didn't pay more than 6.99..I liked the Scary Movies..They were dumb, but somewhat funny. This was just plain dumb..No laughs at all..PQ and AQ are alright but if you are expecting big laughs find something else cause this isn't it!