I get lifted and spin til I'm half-twistedFeet planted and stand with a grin full of chapped lipstick [SMACK]Pen full of ink, think sinful and rap sick shitShrink pencil me in for my last visitDrink gin til my chin's full of splashed whiskers [whoosh]Hash whiskey and ash til I slap bitches [smack]Ask Bizzy, he's been here the past six yearsMash with me you'll get in imagine this

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[Bizarre]I fucked my cousin in his asshole, slit my mother's throat{AHHHHHHHH!} Guess who Slim Shady just signed to Interscope?My little sister's birthday, she'll remember meFor a gift I had ten of my boys take her virginity{Mmm mm mmm!} And bitches know me as a horny ass freakTheir mother wasn't raped, I ate her pussy while she was 'sleepPissy-drunk, throwin up in the urinal (YOU FUCKIN HOMO!)That's what I said at my dad's funeral

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[Eminem]That's why the city is filled with a bunch of fuckin idiots still (still)That's why the first motherfucker poppin some shit he gets killed (killed)That's why we don't call it Detroit, we call it Amityville ('Ville)You can get capped after just havin a cavity filled (filled)Ahahahaha, that's why we're crowned the murder capital still (still)This ain't Detroit, this is motherfuckin Hamburger Hill! (Hill!)We don't do drivebys, we park in front of houses and shootand when the police come we fuckin shoot it out with them too!That's the mentality here (here) that's the reality here (here)Did I just hear somebody say they wanna challenge me here?? (huh?)While I'm holdin a pistol with this many calibres here?? (here??)Got some registration and just made this shit valid this year? (year?)Cause once I snap I can't be held accountable for my actsand that's when accidents happen,when a thousand bullets come at your houseand collapse the foundation around and they found youand your family in it (AHHHHH!) GOT DAMNIT HE MEANT IT WHEN HE TELLS YOU