Lake District sometimes at weekends could do with pedestrian traffic lights near the summits.

Yeah - have to say it was really busy, and that's not what you ideally want if wanting some peaceful time. Still - it was lovely and loads of people to chat with about my aching head and how I couldn't face 'Striding Edge'...

And I thought we had agreed to disagree. However I will explain my sweeping statement. You said Alex Salmond is a twat. I think he behaves like a politician. Therefore most politicians are twats. A somewhat facetious remark extrapolated from your original statement.