Putin Slams Women’s Hour as a Fascist Front.

It is believed that translation errors may have occurred in Moscow after Women’s Hour covered a Jumble Sale to support the injured in Kiev. The program also included details on what to do if the gas is turned off; the actions to take when confronted by cold callers and advice in identifying contaminated tea bags.
KGB analysts are said to have interpreted the programs as coded messages to resistance movements in the Ukraine. Meanwhile the BBC itself has looked around anxiously as a group of men dressed as Traffic Wardens have surrounded Broadcasting House.