“Clearly the best man for the job” proclaims Tesei. “I deeply regret losing his services on the Planning and Zoning Commission, but here’s a way to bring him back into service and now, armed, he can bring zoning enforcement to a new level.” Farricker, recent recipient of the Chairman’s Award at EBT Realty, was unavailable for comment.

Rick Perry running for President? Goes jogging with his pistol? Thinks Texas maybe – ought to – secede? All fine by me – in fact, if he does pull Texas from the union, I may just buy an air conditioner and drive on down. Can I cross the border with my Honda or will I have to arrive in an F-150? I’m okay with that.

UPDATE: I just got to the final attack against him: he may be gay! Have you noticed – I sure have – that it’s liberals who play the gay card? I suppose it’s possible that they think they’ll horrify conservatives by tossing this canard around but I’m convinced that they’re a bunch of intolerant, homophobic racists. Screw them.