Jenny: It's so weird that you're on a team now. Pretty soon you're going to have actual guy friends.Dan: What are you talking about? I have plenty of guy friends.Jenny: Dan, I know that you're Mr. Soccer now, but you and I both know you prefer to hang out with girls.

Vanessa: I can make you help me you know. Blair: Oh, it makes jokes too!Vanessa: Everyone knows you and Marcus broke up, but no one knows why. [shows picture]Blair: Even you wouldn't stoop that low.Vanessa: Blackmail works so well for you ... maybe I'm missing out!