Gay marriage? No. Gay mom? Maybe

I don’t care about any exchange of bodily fluids unless it involves my wife or my minor children.

It’s important to mention that before I mention this: Carrie Prejean, the Miss California who got lambasted for exercising her First Amendment rights by saying she opposed gay marriage, may have a gay mom.

I don’ care about Prejean, her mom, or her mom’s sexual preferences. But since Prejean made a big deal out of it and tried to turn her views into a meal ticket, and since I revel in schadenfreude, here we are.

The tabloid Star moved this story Wednesday, but they’re less reliable than Tony Romo in the play-offs, so I held off. Now it’s all over the EnterWebs.