Yessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"

Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.

Yessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"

Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.

Yessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"

Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.

Feels like a rubber richard nixon mask, as recommended!

Okay, you're most of the way there. Keep drinking until it feels like a Gary Busey mask. Then drink some more until you feel like you are Gary Busey. At that point, you won't care where you are.

Yessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"

Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.

Feels like a rubber richard nixon mask, as recommended!

Okay, you're most of the way there. Keep drinking until it feels like a Gary Busey mask. Then drink some more until you feel like you are Gary Busey. At that point, you won't care where you are.

Move away from the karaoke and to the bar. Drink as much as possible, and the night will be a blur. You'll be fine after that.

Get up to the karaoke, start a competition if there isn't one already, and proceed to belt your heart out to Bon Jovi's 'Shot Through the Heart' or similar and win said competition. You then drop the mic, leap off-stage, sweep that lady off her feet, and apologise to the daughter/mother, whichever catches your eye first.

I don't see how you could possibly end up in a bad position either way. Good luck, sir!

Yessir. Someone is strangling a cat into the mic to the tune of "plush"

Okay, do you have a ride home? If so, get as drunk as you can. If money is tight, just do shots of tequila until you can't feel your face anymore. I recommend you remain sitting while you do this as you will probably fall over if upright.

Feels like a rubber richard nixon mask, as recommended!

Okay, you're most of the way there. Keep drinking until it feels like a Gary Busey mask. Then drink some more until you feel like you are Gary Busey. At that point, you won't care where you are.