By: Whitney McArthur “You know we live in an ass-licking economy. The biggest problem is that there are too many qualified people who are not where they are because they won’t lick anybody’s ass, or they don’t know which ass to lick or they don’t even know how to lick ass.”

By: Alisa Hyman “So you’ve probably heard of this thing by now. It’s called life. And it’s hard. Even when it looks easy, it’s hard. That’s pretty much everybody’s situation, and it was mine, too. And on top of the usual business of life, I was ugly…” Davida Jones is