Pain, Poo, and the Meaning of Life

Well, here I am, slaving away at my web design stuff, when my lower bowels start to gurgle. One of those weird ones that actually hurt a little bit...... yeah. So, I'm back to coding, when, totally out of the blue, I rip a massive fart. I wasn't acually done farting, when I smelled it, and, by god, I swear something evil came out. This was the most vile, evil, stank creation I've ever smelt in my life. Undiluted Eau de Devil if you ask me. I couldn't breathe, so I went to get a drink. Sitting down, I heard the gurgle again, and felt it. So, I ran. To the can. Squat, Squeeze, bombs away. This fucking A-Bomb that I dropped splashes big time, so now my left cheek is soaked. After thuroghly drying off my ass-end, I go and sit down. Gurgle. FUCK!!!!!!

Repeat the entire process again!!!!!! AAAAAHHHH!

So here I am. And I gurgled again. RUN! THE POO SUPERNOVA IS COMMMMMMINGG!!!!!
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Today one of the 'special' kids shit all over the floor in the upper hall. I thought, 'you know what, that kid just shit all over the floor' so I decided I wouldn't do any work the rest of the day.-west

It means there are U boats in your toilet, you should check if the toilet is still there. Crazy WWI germans, sailing around in toilets in submarines made out of poo. Better watch out or Great Britain may set up a blockade on your large intestine

i think that you seem to also have been inspired by non other than tubgirl herself

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'
'well not all chicks'
'well, chicks that double up on me do'
'good point'