Posts tagged "James Deen"

Last week, we learned that Farrah Abraham took a cocktail waitress job at a strip club where she ended up stripping herself but, like, totally for research, you guys. Except apparently that research involves signing a half-a-million contract to keep stripping which I'm pretty sure is how Jennifer Aniston does it.

Well, that was fast. Here are stills from Farrah 2 Backdoor And More the sequel to Farrah Abraham's sex tape that's already available for sale tomorrow night which Steve Hirsch swears is a "completely different movie" albeit one that apparently stars James Deen again. Because…

Back in May, Jezebel decided to go after Chrissy Teigen for calling Farrah Abraham a "slut" because it'd be totes post-modern cool to pretend Farrah is a regular Rosie Riveter making porn look like an expression of feminine freedom and not the entirely opportunistic cash grab she's still lying about it not being.

As of right now, The Canyons is the only (straight-to-video) movie Lindsay Lohan's been in since (the Lifetime original) Liz & Dick, so naturally she didn't even bother to show up to last night's premiere as a courtesy to director Paul Schrader who not only took a giant gamble on her, but put…

"Dear God, it's me, Farrah. Can butts have babies?" I was really trying to avoid this story because it was clearly nothing more than Farrah Abraham trying to cram more press into her ass like the glass dildo in her pornographic movie that was not a leaked sex tape, so to bring everyone u…

While I was on vacation last week, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham signed a deal with Vivid to release her sex tape, and by signed a deal I mean they all pretended she got paid a million dollars for a professional porno she already got paid for acting in as a por…

Despite the fact James Deen works in porn and there are hundreds of hours of video footage where people/Photo Boys can look at his penis, Farrah Abraham decided to say it's small because that'll teach him to exactly lay out the plans to pretend the porno she made is a leaked sex…

Earlier in the week, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham finally admitted that her "leaked sex tape" was really a porno she shot with James Deen, but then tried to say it was for her private collection and she'd only release it for $2 million. So naturally none of that turned out…

Seen here posing for another photo shoot because that always works out well for former MTV reality stars, Teen Mom Farrah Abraham now admits she made a porno with James Deen but refuses to release it for less than $2 million as if all of this wasn't negotiated beforehand. TMZ…

Seen here in brand new bikini photos conveniently released the day news of her sex tape broke, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham actually made a full-on porno with James Deen that's going to be released by Vivid making her the first, and surprisingly only, Teen Mom to do a reverse-Kim…

Posted by Photo Boy Remember back in December, when Lindsay Lohan was still working as the world's shittiest thief instead of her new gig infecting rich men with HIV? Well, it turns out the IRS was watching the whole time and they don't accept 'throat dollars.' via Radar: Lindsay Loha…

Our server's are acting up again, so while we wait around/drink the anger away, via our resident Ginger Swede here's Stephen Rodrick's awesome New York Times profile on the production of The Canyons which will probably be the last movie Lindsay Lohan ever makes once all of Hollywood reads thi…

- Apparently Ben Affleck will show up to anything he's invited to. "And how!" said Blake Lively's vagina. [Lainey Gossip] - First Time Chivettes [theCHIVE] - Janeane Garofalo was married for the past 20 years and had no idea. [Dlisted] - And now for the inevitable "WHY NOT BABY…

Here's the first teaser trailer for The Canyons starring Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen that was literally shot in four weeks for about $5 because she's in the middle of a comeback, you guys. Anyway, if the faux-60s vibe doesn't make you immediately stop this thing (and rightfully so), notice how…

So remember when James Deen immediately denied having sex with Lindsay Lohan even though he's a porn star with a reputation for doing violent choking videos? Here he is sucking face with 90-year-old Janice Dickinson right in front of the paparazzi without a care in the world. Which means at some point…

Let me just preface this entire post by saying porn stars will literally say or do anything for money (See: Sheen, Charlie), so remember that as you read this quote. Via TMZ: Lindsay Lohan personally helped porn star James Deen reach new levels of prowess -- this according to the porn star…

At least once a month, Lindsay Lohan gets practically naked in a room at Chateau Marmont and lets Terry Richardson take a bunch of pictures of her and publish them on a worldwide communication system accessed by billions of people, but why should that stop her from being a pain in the a…

First, let me point out the lead photo is an Instagram of Lindsay Lohan going back to being a ginger after dyeing her hair for Liz & Dick which somehow, despite the fact it starred her, actually wrapped and without the set being reduced to a smoldering crater in the ground that…

I didn't know they make yellow scotch... I'm trying my best not to turn this place into The Lindsay Lohan-Ficial because I'm pretty sure we're near the saturation point of hearing about her accident that will result in absolutely zero consequences for her. That said, it's always hilarious to read how horrible of a…