Even though it’s not 1995, PETA is featuring a naked Alicia Silverstone in a new vegetarian campaign. On the PETA website, Silverstone says:

Like most people, I wasn’t always a vegetarian, but I’ve always loved animals. If you ever have a chance to meet a cow, pig, turkey, or goat, you will see that they are just as cute and funny as your dogs and cats and that they, too, want to live and feel love…Being vegan truly is the secret to my life’s joy and peace. I feel physically and spiritually better than I could have ever imagined knowing that I am doing everything I can to reduce animal suffering with simple lifestyle choices like being vegan, never wearing any products made from animals (like wool and leather), and buying only from companies that NEVER test their products or ingredients on animals.”

Silverstone said she’s a vegetarian and a vegan in the same paragraph, so who knows what she thinks. Maybe she thinks eating animal crackers is bad, I’m not sure. I’d just really like to know why every celebrity has to get naked to say they don’t eat meat. Can’t they just say, “I don’t eat meat?” Do I really have to see Pamela Anderson and Alicia Silverstone? If so, let me know ahead of time. I don’t want to put this steak on the grill too early.