There Was an Awful Lot of Dry Humping Going on During the Broner-Maidana Fight This Weekend (Videos)

Call me a boxing purist, call me old fashioned, but I tend to be of the opinion that pugilists should not dry hump each other in the ring.

Of course, if you disagree with me and believe boxing should have more dry humping, then you probably loved the bout on Saturday night between Adrien Broner and Marcos Maidana. Because each of them took turns pretending to get off during the WBA welterweight title fight in San Antonio.

The first one to do it, of course, was Broner. He’s no stranger to wacky antics, whether inside the boxing ring or out. So when he gave Maidana a few pelvic thrusts to the behind on Saturday night, he was just taking his shenanigans to the next level:

In my day, when a grown man came up to you from behind and started humping you, you punched him in the face. And Maidana certainly did that. He dealt Broner the first two knockdowns of his career en route to a stunning upset of the three-division champ.

However, Maidana also decided to fight fire with fire:

So yeah, there’s two boxers dry humping each other—and a sentence I never thought I’d have to write.