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Test your mental muscle against our Crapword Puzzle!

Welcome to the first-ever Crapword Puzzle Woot-Off, a cranium-crunching contest of vocabulary, trivia, and crap! Follow along here on Woot.com for clues, and check this blog post for updates as they unfold.

You can download the blank puzzle right here and fill it out as you go, or check the forums if you're coming in mid-stream. You can even frame it as a collector's item when you're done, if you're some kind of weirdo.

The first two folks to correctly answer each clue will get a link to a fabulous prize (it's a Bag of Crap), while everybody else gets to bask in the glow of cerebral superiority. Oh right: We also have a bunch of great stuff to sell on the cheap (if you're into that kind of thing).

So warm up those long-dormant "smart" regions of your brain, get your clickin' fingers ready, and enjoy the crap out of our silly game.

Features

The slimmest and lightest 1920x1200 resolution Full HD Android Tablet
Feeling unsatisfied with the quality of an average screen? An upgrade to a FHD screen is what you need. The 1920x1200 resolution is more exquisite and offers more details for a Full HD visual experience. The Super IPS+ offers 600nits of ultra bright backlight so it can be read easily, even under sunlight, at angles up to 178° wide. Screen toughness is also not a problem. As the 1st tablet with Corning® Gorilla® Glass 2 , the Infinity offers improved screen impact resistance so it’ll look great even after extended usage.

Improved Graphics Performance
Designed for the next generation of mobile games. More realism with dynamic lighting, physical effects and high resolution environments.

Incredible audio experience with ASUS SonicMaster Technology
Tuned by the ASUS Golden ears team, audio on the Transformer Pad Infinity is delivered with the most precise processing protocols and codecs, superior speaker construction and large resonance chambers for unforgettable audio enjoyment.

Incredible Beauty
The champagne metallic spun finished design on the Transformer Pad Infinity showcases technology blended with style. At only 0.33" thin and 1.3 lbs light, the Infinity’s profile is feather light so you can take it around without being burdened by size or weight.

Superior 8MP rear auto-focus camera with flash
The Transformer Pad Infinity is equipped with the most advanced CMOS sensor and a large F/2.2 aperture, 5-element lens and hybrid IR filter design to ensure sufficient light exposure and making your photos bright and clear. The camera also has a dynamic auto-focus mode and touch to focus function that focuses moving objects and increases the shutter speed to reduce blur.

With the high speed auto-focus and color enhancement design, it provides 30% better color enhancement for crisp and vivid colors, allowing the Transformer Pad Infinity to capture a clear and breathtaking image.

SuperNote - super great app for more than note taking
SuperNote is a versatile note taking app that allows you to take notes and information through a variety of options, including the keyboard, finger input, photo and video capture or audio notes.

ASUS WebStorage
Through the preloaded ASUS WebStorage, you can easily sync across all devices. ASUS WebStorage is a complete cloud solution with one tap to backup. Get started with the free lifetime 8GB storage from the Transformer Pad!

Polaris® Office®, a professional mobile office Solution
Preloaded on the Transformer Pad Infinity is Polaris® Office®, a professional mobile office solution which enables you to edit various types of office documents including documents (.doc), spreadsheets (.xls) and presentation files (.ppt), making the Infinity very attractive for professional use. In addition, the ultra-convenient 8GB of ASUS WebStorage space provides worry-free cloud computing, and best of all, is free for life!

Magazines, newspapers and books: rich content for everyday use
In addition to the music and videos provided in MyCloud, the Transformer Pad Infinity also offers accessibility to purchase newspapers from Press Reader, magazines from Zinio and books from Amazon Kindle. With the Transformer Prime, drop the heavy books and papers from your life.

Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska and Hawaii is not available for this item

A physical address is required for delivery. No Military or PO Box shipments available

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