A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up
leaving together. They go back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet
cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher. Huge
enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to
him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side!

She turns to him, invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's
clothes off and make hot steamy love. After she has this intense night of
passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the
afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for
you?"

The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."

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