A man was cornered by a lion. He prayed…
“Help me Lord , please make this lion a christian”.
the lion suddenly knelt down and prayed….
LION: “bless this food that i’m about to receive amen.”

a priest lost his myna bird & asked during mass…
Priest: anyone got a bird?
all men stood up.
Priest: i mean, anybody seen a bird?
all women stood up.
Priest: i meant anybody seen my bird?
…all nuns stood up