A social worker from Washington DC recently transferred to the Ozarks and was on first tour of her new territory way back in the mountains when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her life. Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" she asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?" asked the social worker.

"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the social worker.

"Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the social worker, "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door. "This is the outhouse!"

Government workers are so very smart. Aren't you thrilled that they'll soon be handling all our financial, educational and medical dilemmas?

Oh Twilight...you are soooo bad! Love the ozarks...sorta like our stompin' grounds, do ALOT of camping, motorcycle riding & lots of other fun stuff. Copied this and I'm sending it to some of my "Ozark" friends! LOL

Edited by Philbe, 08 January 2013 - 10:41 PM.

Matthew 6:11"Give us this day our daily bread...amen."

Phillipians 4:19"And my God shall supply all your need according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus....amen"

1 Corinthians 13:4-8 "Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things"...let me walk this out Lord.