No surprise that Miranda Lambert‘s new album Revolution is at the top of the Billboard’s country chart, but what is surprising are her answers to some of the The Boot‘s non album related questions. Did you know she has a crush on Megan Fox?

Miranda got a chance to let loose by answering some fun interview questions while on a media tour for her new album.

Though she hesitated at first, Miranda admitted the celebrity that she would like most to disappear. “Oh, I could get into trouble on this one! The girls from The Hills. I don’t really watch that show, but I don’t believe in being famous for absolutely nothing,” she said.

The celebrity that Miranda wishes she could have dinner with is Merle Haggard.

She said, “He’s my No. 1 inspiration and my hero. I’ve been reading a lot about him lately and learning more about him, and I think he’d be a very interesting person to eat dinner with… I’ve met him a few times. It’s been kind of quick; there’s always handlers and people around rushing us everywhere. But to just sit down and talk with him would be a really cool experience.”

Merle was featured in a piece in Rolling Stone last month and Miranda confided, “Yes. He deserved it. He should have been on the cover, although I do have a crush on [that issue’s cover girl] Megan Fox.”

Wonder what her boyfriend Blake Shelton thinks of that?

Miranda went on to talk about Blake’s worst habits and said, “Well, he has too many to mention [laughs].”

Her worst habit she admits is fried food. “I can’t give up fried food. It’s ingrained in me,” she said.

And why should she? She’s perfectly happy with her “Lambert butt” and said, “Well, it’s big. We have a little junk in the trunk in our family and it’s OK with us.”