Hi there Thom, I am in a production here in Iowa called Friday Night Live which is a collection of short plays, student run and directed, here at my High School in Waukee. I was wondering if I could use this script in the production, while you of course shall get full credit in the program.
Please let me know as soon as you get this! Thanks!

We (my friend and I) were wondering if we could use this script for a duo performance in a time around March 2015. We enjoy the skit very much, and we were wondering if we could use this as our duo.
-Jose

Hi Thom, I have to do a reflection on this piece that I am presenting and need to include author details. I was just wondering if there was any specific inspiration for this skit, as well of any general biography type stuff. I completely understand if you are not willing to share any of this information over the internet. Any thing is appreciated! Thank you.

Hey, I was wondering can me and my best friend use this skit for a "speech meet" competition at our school?? We both read it and thought it was super funny, this is so my friend and I on a daily basis!!!! Thanks

@thomgoddard I know it's probably been years since you got a comment on this, but if you're still there, I was wondering if I could use this beautiful piece of work for my Spanish project. I'd give credit, but I would probably need to change up a few things since it'll be spoken all in Spanish. I quick reply would be loved. Thank you. Cheers!

Would it be possible to use this piece for an outdoor radio drama style comedy night? It will be free for the community audience. We will be thanking the authors through our MC at the beginning of the evening.
Thank you for considering our request. flatlands theatre company

Hello Thom, I was wondering if I could use this peace for highschool forensics this year. I will give you credit each preformance. Just tell as soon as possible please and thank you. It would be sub-districsts to possibly state.

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Everyone experiences pain, of course. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. It's so obvious that it almost goes without saying, but comedians are generally more intelligent and sensitive than the average person. It's our undeniably superior (almost god-like) intelligence that made life difficult for us when we were children. We could see through the hypocracy and illogic of our parents and teachers, but because of our age and size we couldn't do anything about it. The more we pointed out the foolishness of our "superiors," the more they kept us down. But just as pressure and heat transform coal into diamonds, it's that frustration, social pressure and the heat of anger that transforms us into comedians.