In the US, you guys are lucky shits cause you can actually bash a home intruder. Not sure about over seas but in Canada that **** will have you put away, even if it's to get him to stop butt fucking your golden retriever.
Fucking dog fuckers !!!!!

Grab the .357 and go investigate. Bedroom door is close to front door, so contact would happen fast.

But I suspect the sight of a 250-lb, pasty, hairy, mostly naked, and quasi-feral New England-er with a revolver the size of a third world country would be more than sufficient to discourage further intrusion.

If not, well, the gun is loaded, isn't it?

And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".

There have been a good number of break-ins in my city so this scenario does have me somewhat worried these days. The only real weapons I could use are swords which would be probably useless. So I figure I will just put a life size cut out behind my door of this.:

One of the scariest moments i've had was unexpectedly coming across a life sized cutout in the middle of the night, and it was only Hari Kojima!