Making poor life choices since 1976.

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Month: October 2016

As well as writing fascinating blogs about my thoughts, feelings and farts, I will be sharing interviews with local characters. While my philosophical blogs are likely to become the foundation of a future world-uniting religion, my journalistic blogs will give you an insight into the world that you would never have because you're socially inept … Continue reading Interview with the Vampire Hunter

"How's life, Viper?" I hear you ask. Very nice of you to ask, dear reader. Some of it's good, some of it's bad. What's good? Being asleep. What's bad? Being awake. I jest. Being asleep isn't all that great. Ah, humour, how you help me to enjoy hating myself. I have good moments and bad … Continue reading I’m the King of the (Mood) Swingers

Do you ever wake up with a hang over? Try it, it's delightful. Last night, I was going to visit a friend (yes, I have a friend!), but he had to cancel. He probably hates me. You all hate me, don't you? Mrs Viper suggested that I have a fun evening with her. Madness. We're … Continue reading Feeling Fragile