About H4

In the heart of India, in the traditional rural south, ancient rocks scatter the landscape. Up, under, left and right of these socks, the HHHH mingles sweat with beer, decent conversation with indecent songs and relaxing strolls with gob smacking runs.

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Songbook

Why were they born so beautiful? Why were they born at all? They’re no bloody use to anyone They’re no bloody use at all Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Here’s to the hares

Here’s to the hares They’re true blue They are hashers through and through They are pisspots So they say But they’ll never get to Heaven cause they Went the other way Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

And the hares

And the hares And the hares And the hares’ eeny dicky dy doo Hang down to their knees One black one One white one And one with a bit of Shite on And one with a fairy Light on To show us the way Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

She is alright

She’s all right She’s all right She’s a little flat chested But she’s all right Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

He is the meanest

He’s the meanest He sucks the horse’s penis He’s the meanest He’s a horse’s assEver since he found it All he does is pound it He’s the meanest He’s a horse’s ass Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the English

Rule Britannia Marmalade and jam Five Chinese crackers up your asshole Bam bam bam bam bam Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the Australian

All Australians are born illegitimate Born illegitimate Born illegitimate All Australians are born illegitimate Bastards through and throughThey ain’t got no birth certificate Birth certificate Birth certificate They ain’t got no birth certificate Bastards through and through Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the American

Wanky Doodle went to town Intent on masturbation Stuck his member in a hole And called it fornicationWanky Doodle keep it up Wanky Doodle dandy Mind the tissues and the oil And keep your fingers handy Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the Dutch

Mafioso Mafioso And their shoes are made of wood All the Dutch are Mafioso And they’d rob you if they could Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the French

A Frenchman went to the lavatoire For to have a jolly good shit He took his coat and trousers off So that he could revel in it But when he reached for the paper He found that someone had been there before Ou’ est le papier Ou’ le papier Monsieur Monsieur Je fai manure Ou’ est le papier Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the German

Two world wars and one World Cup Doo dah doo dah Two world wars and one World Cup And a hockey Gold And a hockey Gold And a hockey Gold Two world wars and one world cup And a hockey Gold Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the Indian

Two Pak wars and one World Bank Doo dah doo dah Two Pak wars and one World Bank And a shooting Gold And a shooting Gold And a shooting Gold Two Pak wars and one World Bank And a shooting Gold Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the Canadian

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk….. Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the New Zealander

Baaaaaaaaaaaah…. Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Song for the Belgian

Ppppppppfffffffftttt!! (make windscreen wiper motion with finger against lips) Drink it down down down down (DIDDDD)

Swing low sweet chariot Coming for to carry me home Swing low sweet chariot Coming for to carry me homeI looked over Jordan And what did I see? Coming for to carry me home A band of angels coming after me Coming for to carry me homeSwing low sweet chariot Coming for to carry me home Swing low sweet chariot Coming for to carry me home

About H4

In the heart of India, in the traditional rural south, ancient rocks scatter the landscape.
Up, under, left and right of these rocks, the HHHH mingles sweat with beer, decent conversation with indecent songs and relaxing strolls with gob smacking runs.