Wow, just saw that thread for the first time... I guess it was before my time when it was first posted here. Thanks for the link.

So a monkey kung fu guy actually made it into the cage...

And it went almost exactly like one would expect. But still, gotta give him props for stepping up and trying. If I wasn't such a lazy **** I'd google him and see if there was any kind of post fight interview (later, not the one right after) were he assessed his training and/or style at all. That would be interesting.

And next I want to see a ninjer in the cage. And not that Toshindo guy who does Muay Thai and BJJ and says he's a ninjer, he clearly doesn't have t3h r3al, but an honest to god MAP posting, kata loving, Hatsumi fearing, black gi'd ninjer with his judo chops to the arms and crappy front kicks. That's what I wanna see!

You think you could actually see a ninjer with t3h r34lz? Lol, what ignorance.

By see I meant vaguely sense his presence before my impending doom. Of course.

Even that's a stretch. Let's be real here, one moment you are taking a shower, and the next your head is impaled on a spike in front of the shogun's manor. No time elapses between those two events. This is the true power of the d34dly ninjer,

They had a couple of ninjas in the early UFCs (Steve Jennum, Scott Morris). One of them was turned into soup by Pat Smith.

No dude. Those were Robert Bussey guys. They clearly didn't have t3h r3al. I want a Japan going, old man moving (since that's how Hatsumi moves and it's all about imitating him), not too particularly fat (harder to be when you live in Japan), ninjer who will move 'like smoke' and defeats his opponents without strength or speed...