Right To Live

DO NOT DISTURB THE WITCH. DO NOT APPROACH THE WITCH. DO NOT FIRE AT THE WITCH. DO NOT POINT YOUR FLASHLIGHT AT THE WITCH. DO NOT EVEN LOOK AT THE WITCH, EVEN WITH YOUR FLASHLIGHT OFF, EVEN FROM A DISTANCE, EVER.

The original idea for the witch had it as an invicible class that would kill anyone who disturbed it (as in properly and they couldn’t be saved) which I thought was a lot scarier and a cooler idea but I guess they decided that was just too harsh to the players and weakened it down because everything I’ve seen of the witch since then has had it dying pretty damn fast, it’s basically just a hunter :/

I’m not so bothered about the witch, more so about the HORDES AND HORDES of zombies, who have evidently come from some hill-billy inbreeding town what with the fact that they ALL look exactly the same. Even down to the combat trousers. What the crap?

However, my one complaint about that game is that, enevitably (did I spell that right? Oh well.) you will end up in a group of three other idiots, who, in situations like the sewer pipe thing where you must decide who goes up first, to scout out the street and who’ll be left to last, in the dark, all alone, with the splashing and gurgling water disguising the zombie footsteps….sorry I got distracted there. Where was I? Ah yes! They will all, and I mean ALL want to go second or third. And they’ll still be arguing while the zombies chewed on their asses. That and there will be one person, who shall be dubbed “Suicidal Shotgunner” who will run in, get owned then expect his squadies to actually SAVE him instead of just cleaning up his mess and then walking right on past ‘im.

And I do quite like the origional witch idea, maybe they could do a patch where you could vote for ordinary wiches or super-duper mega-mondo death witches at the start of the campaign and then play through trying not to notice them. At all. Ever.

Christ, that be quite a long post, should probably have split it up into several and interspaced them at secnic intervals, y’know, like you do with flamigos.

Oh, dang! Almost forgot to ask. Is there some way to identify the witches before you look at them? Like a noise or something? Or is it just more of an OH SUGAR LUMPS AND TEA moment as they run towards you screaming “YOU SAID YOU’D BE HOME AT NINE! WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?!?”….wait…that’s not the kind of witch I’m thinking of is it? No, of course not! Silly me, I mean ******.

Don’t get too bogged down in potential concerns about teammates until you’ve played it for a while. The game has an uncanny ability to persuade people to co-operate, and saving fallen players – even when it’s their fault – is a treat rather than a chore.

Ironically, despite being a zombie myself, I really wish to play this game and blast/bash many zombies.

Unfortunately, this game appears to have a higher spec that I would be able to cope with (mainly in regards to the processor). Can someone who’s played it or such tell me where it goes on this performance scale? Is it as system-hungry as:

You can’t be mean to Pentadact, he’s an award winning twat now, and as of such, very powerful and famous. So he has the resources to track down and kill anyone who dares make him sad.

You death may or may not involve tiny mouse-owls, paper-mache weavils with periscopes for eyes, a Hunter through the window, KGB squads armed with steel bananas, Lord Of The Rings dropped from 20,000 feet onto your toes and shrink-wrapped zebras. Ahem.

I can’t see what Pentadact can hope to do to stop you (although I think discrimination is unnecessary; far funnier to do it to strangers and petend you made a mistake, and still get screamed at, etc). The last time he killed me then taunted over my lifeless corpse in TF2, I chased him down as a Scout in my next life, batted him to death and taunted over HIS corpse in front of a bemused Soldier and Demoman who proceeded to blow my stationary being into Oblivion (well, some of the gibs may have fallen onto other Elder Scrolls titles).

Off-topic: Apparently, this act of stupidity earned me a friends invite. Maybe he likes being hit over the head with a baseball bat?

I only wish to annoy in the nicest way possible. What kind of person do you think I am? A griefer? Who knows, perhaps taunting the witch and surviving her onslaughts may become some sort of new meta game.

J-man you cunt. I don’t wanna spam up this precious comment list with my uncontrollable furious and sudden rage, but you know exactly why I’m calling you this.
And yet, you still don’t have the balls to discuss anything.