Hi, I'm Jess - but most people call me Moni on the internet (a roleplaying character had the name and it sort of stuck). I'm fourteen, I'm home-educated and I live in the UK. You've probably only seen me make vapid, pointless, redundant posts on the forums. Really, I have a crippling fear of rejection round these parts due to the amount of time I spend on the main wiki, and I'm sure you know how association can do some terrible things. Not wishing to be angsty here; that's just how I feel. So yes, though I am planning on going back to the forums, I mostly make minor edits, breaking that for the occasional trope suggestion.

I write SF and the occasional music review, program music (screw the pedants, it ''is'' 'programming' to me), and make random vexel art. But that rarely happens; most of my time's spent on the internet or on video games.

If you wish to speak with me, I suggest you leave a comment/note on my [[http://queenoftheblackroses.deviantart.com/ DeviantART]] page; I pretty much ''live'' on that website.

* BigBrother - way to make reference to a masterpiece with a boring reality show.* TheBirthdayMassacre - bland, uninspiring 'Disney-Goth' (as a fellow Last.fm user put it). I don't understand the hype at all.* LadyGaGa* {{Twilight}}

And other stuff.----!Pairings:* {{Psychonauts}} - the first thing that really got me into shipping. I go a bit crazy when I'm shipping for this fandom, though, of course, I don't mind if you don't support my ships!** Boyd/(a) G-Man: OneTruePairing~ Implied FoeYay and a CrackPairing. What's not to love? I just find it pretty cute.** Sasha/Milla: Supposedly canon pairing. OppositesAttract, right?** Clem/Crystal** Kochamara/Den Mother: It sort of makes sense. Now, if only they were in the same mind...** [[FoeYay Jasper/Becky]]** Boyd/Fred: Hey, the portmanteau for the pairing almost sounds like Freud. Anyway I ship this when I'm not busy with Boyd/G-Man. Or...** Crispin/Fred** Mikhail/Maloof** Dart/Benny (blame it on a friend's amazing fanart for it)** Bobby/Chloe* {{Portal}}** Space Core/Curiosity Core** Wheatley/Nobody. Especially not Chell. I support their friendship, perhaps, but really, I just don't see him being romantic with anybody.* {{Superjail}}** Jared/Cherice* Crossover** [[{{Psychonauts}} Boyd Cooper]]/[[{{Portal}} Doug Rattmann]]----!Favourite Characters:* Boyd Cooper of {{Psychonauts}}. I am predisposed to like conspiracy theorist characters; I find their fallacies in logic quite hilarious. It's just... nice to see one with a bit more depth. And open to many EpilepticTrees. Cause pretty much everyone thinks the Den Mother represents Boyd's mother now, right?* Jeremy Goode of {{Psychoville}}. The other characters I'm predisposed to like are the crazy but not ''visibly'' crazy people. His hallucinations are fascinating, he's a funny character, and what's more... he's ''cute''. Admit it, you think it too.* Wheatley of {{Portal2}}. The most lovable moron ever created.----!Is responsible for:* Starting the page for:** {{KMFDM}}** DogFashionDisco** DarkLegacyComics* Launching and suggesting:** RageWithinTheMachine** OdeToIntoxication----