So, I feel like there are probably already some joke articles with similarities to this one out there, but I couldn't recall anything that I thought would be too close in structure. I hope this can stand on its own.

EDIT: It has come to my attention in chat that 1548-CU uses a corgi puppy as well. I'll probably change the image and dog breed, but I also recognize the innate similarities between that one and my article. I'm hoping the route I went is enough to set it apart but I'm not sure.

I dunno about this. I feel like there's so much detail packed into the article that the joke isn't really coherent, and it's lost in the various different directions that the article goes into. See if you can trim down some of the addenda maybe, so the punchline is more obvious rather than just "look at all these random funny things about this dog!"

That said, the "Is an anomalously good boy." bit made me grin, so probably keep that.

It's not so much supposed to be random funny things about the dog, as much as it's supposed to be a thing that people would want for both its cuteness and its usefulness. That's said, the cuteness part makes it come uncomfortably close to 1548-CU, so I think I'm going to change it up a bit to focus more on the utilitarian aspects.