Hawk

Put Some Clothes On

by hawk,posted May 15 2014 7:12PM

We'll, it finally happened. I saw my Mother-in-law in her bathing suit. I'm gonna have to slaughter a pig to get that image out of my mind. You know we have been known to use her varicose veins as a road map on vacation a few times..... hehe. After I saw her I started to think of a few people I would not want to see in a bikini, bathing suit or Speedo. Here are just a few: Donald Trump, Oprah, Paula (put some butter on it) Dean, Kevin James, Tom from the Hawk and Tom Show and Betty White. We'll with Betty White it might be funny for an SNL show. To be honest I ain't that pretty myself in a Speedo. This has been a public service announcement from the Better Bikini Bureau of South Carolina. Be careful at the beach, pool and lake this bathing suit season. Now here is whats goin' on at the station.