So two years worth of Semen... lets say he ejaculates once per day. thatnks to our little handy semen info chart we know that one ejaculation yelds 1 teaspoon.

so 2 years worth would be 730 teaspoons.

730 teaspoons is About 1 Gallon...

He effectively shot out a gallon of spoiled milk...

Dude, since hes in a game... can you imagine his comatose body back in the real world.. man juice just all over his veggie body and hospital bed... His ever vigilant parents subject to shock and awe that slowly disgust and shame....