Like the other talkers, Kimmel, who actually hosted Daniels on his ABC show and so might have played at least some small part in Team Trump’s recent attempts to legally hush her, recapped Daniels’ lawsuit, explaining the cast of characters – Michael Cohen, Peggy Peterson, David Dennison. Noting that Trump – or Dennison – didn’t sign the payment contract with Daniels, Kimmel showed a quick montage of other times the president had to be reminded to actually leave his signature at those high-profile signing ceremonies.

CBS’ Corden also zeroed in on Trump’s failure to sign on the dotted line. “How many porn star hush agreements does he have that he actually forgot to sign one?”

Best Gags: Corden says that Daniels’ attorney has suggested his client has certain photos or text messages. “That sounds like a threat – not to him, to the rest of us. If there are naked pictures of Donald Trump (gags repeatedly)..They can go ahead and stay hushed.”

CBS’ Colbert also started with the weather – New York’s blizzard – then segued to “a whole other Storm” headed Trump’s way. “Let those words sink in for a second: A porn star is the president. We haven’t seen anything like this the famous headline ‘Dewey Boinks Truman’.”

Legal Advice: On Daniels receiving $130,000 to keep her Trump secret, Colbert said, “I don’t know why. If I was her I would keep that secret for free.” And that mysteriously unsigned document? “This is the thing Trump thought was too sketchy to put his name on? What about Trump University? Or Don Jr.?”

P.S.: The David Dennison and Peggy Peterson names make sense when you realize they represent two of Trump’s “favorite things: Double Ds and PP”:

NBC’s Meyers, including the scandal in his Closer Look segment, also thought it odd Trump didn’t sign the document, even surprised he didn’t have a signing ceremony. David Dennison, he said, is “the best fake name a president has has ever had because it’s the ONLY fake name a president ever had.” Said Meyers, no one ever heard Abe Lincoln say, “Mary Todd, you’re going to hear some stuff about a Stovepipe Jones, it’s not me.”

NBC’s Fallon did dwell too much, getting to the point with a “faking it” joke and Daniels’ attorney claiming his client is free to talk about her experience with Trump. “Great,” Fallon said, “just not while we’re eating.”