When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

No problem, Paulie, I was shocked to see your post at first because I was like "HOW could I miss MNF?!?!?!" Sad as it makes me sound, I usually have our entire tv schedule memorized and I've been doing this since I was about 10 years old and for a school project a made a chart with the entire tv schedule for a week on it (back when we only had 3 channels, it wasn't that hard).