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I peed in a bag

I needed to use the bathroom, it was occupied, so I peed in a bag. Two bags actually. I wanted to be extra sure everything would stay "enclosed." I've thought about doing this many times. I even discussed it with people -who confessed that they'd done this when things got desperate and that it was no big deal. And yet... I never did it. Until now. And you know what? I felt SO MUCH BETTER. It's WAY better than the alternative. I will be peeing in bags from now on. And if I ever visit you at your home, and you're taking too long in the bathroom, I will pee in a bag in your home too.

PS: When I was having trouble coming up with a name for this blog, I almost decided to name it after my first post. But since this was originally going to be my first post, I chose otherwise.