"This is not a Comres project carried out to enlighten us on the vexed and complicated subject of child abuse: it is a study conducted to assist in the process of establishing the Internet Watch Foundation as a Jolly Good Thing of which Jolly Nice People approve.

Heigh-ho. Another steel-toed shoe in another door. Onwards to a future of jackboots on faces. Faceboot: now there’s a good name for an online social network."