MFA: Extreme New Problem

MFA is the latest in a new wave of environmentally-related factors that could be significantly counter-productive in a properly oriented work environment. MFA, as all are of course by now aware, stands for Mother Fucking Acronyms, and is characterized by severe twitching (especially of the eyelids), alternate uncontrollable erections and attacks of the limps, and all sorts of stuff with bowel movements. Add this to the fact that the first sentence in this post is similar to the modern memo, and you have a real tendency for office workers to go berserk. Fire one of them suckers, and you better do it third-party behind a flak jacket (and use the secret entrance).