Chuck Norris has zero latency and infinite bandwidth.
Chuck Norris is a hardware implementation only. Software is for sissys.
Chuck Norris's version of MPI_IRecv just gives you the answer.
Chuck Norris has a 128-bit memory space.
Chuck Norris's Law says Chuck Norris gets twice as amazing every 18 months.
Chuck Norris is infinitely scalable.
MPI_COMM_WORLD is only a small part of Chuck Norris's mind.
Chuck Norris can power Exascale. Twice.