Only two chapters so far, featuring a Harry that has a true teenage personality. Meaning he thinks not with his head but his dick, most of the time.
A fun read.

Checked: Nov. 12, 2012
Fixed broken link, added fanfiction.net

Bukay

05-18-2007, 06:42 PM

Title:
(...) he thinks not with his head but his dick, most of the time.

Well, almost literally... especially his main reason not to use the RoR. Well, in the end he is portrayed as a 15 year old teenager, but still...

I'll give it 2.5/5 for decent grammar and poor plot. It will be either a harem story or a story of Harry's love life... not for me...

slasheh

05-18-2007, 07:55 PM

to be honest i don't even know what to think of this story.
is it pwp? if yes were is the smut....
is it supposed to have a plot? if yes where in the blazes is he hiding :p

thisperson

05-18-2007, 10:52 PM

I saw this yesterday and actually thought about posting it...

Apart from OK writing, I found nothing more for liking this story.

I saw no real plot, no smut (even though it says it is a smut fic), and Harry is still a pussy...won't even grab a chick and just bang the fuck out of her if he is so damn horny.

Unless the author manages to do a 180 to where this seems to be going...
2.5/5 Harry is portrayed as another horny teenager, (what's so different then?) He has no powers, or an incentive for learning more magicks

Richard

05-18-2007, 11:53 PM

And he also got the title wrong. Its "Room of Requirement", not requirements. I hate it when they do that shit, its annoying.

Richard.

ZanyMuggle

05-19-2007, 02:00 AM

Oh, come on, Richard. You're going to flame Fission because of the use of the letter S? The use of one character summarizes everything you have to say about this story? Did you even read the story?

I'll have to admit, the few reviews of this story fit the DLP norm: pan everything that might be original in the hopes of appease the DLP Powers-That-Be. Brown-nosing at its finest.

Fission's story seems to be a bit unfocused and unbeta-ed, but it is original and interesting. That alone should grant it an above-average rating.

Cell

05-19-2007, 02:27 AM

to be honest i don't even know what to think of this story.
is it pwp? if yes were is the smut....
is it supposed to have a plot? if yes where in the blazes is he hiding :p

If you can't think of anything to say don't,save us the time of not having to read your post.

I saw no real plot, no smut (even though it says it is a smut fic), and Harry is still a pussy...won't even grab a chick and just bang the fuck out of her if he is so damn horny.

Unless the author manages to do a 180 to where this seems to be going...
2.5/5 Harry is portrayed as another horny teenager, (what's so different then?) He has no powers, or an incentive for learning more magicks

If you're that desperate for smut,go read Yarrgh's 'Incubus' fic or go wank off to porn..

Oh and about Harry,that's canon Harry.

And he also got the title wrong. Its "Room of Requirement", not requirements. I hate it when they do that shit, its annoying.

Richard.

This shit is annoying when you come on here and bitch about an extra letter that's not supposed to be up there. Read the story first for future reference.

4.5/5. I kinda like this story. Voyeuristic Horny Harry who is trying to get some pussy. Pretty amusing.

ZanyMuggle

05-19-2007, 02:38 AM

I'm sorry. I had thought this thread was intended for sentient conversation. Cell has proven otherwise. I withdraw everything I said on this thread.

All hail DLP!

slasheh

05-19-2007, 03:13 AM

Oh, come on, Richard. You're going to flame Fission because of the use of the letter S? The use of one character summarizes everything you have to say about this story? Did you even read the story?

I'll have to admit, the few reviews of this story fit the DLP norm: pan everything that might be original in the hopes of appease the DLP Powers-That-Be. Brown-nosing at its finest.

Fission's story seems to be a bit unfocused and unbeta-ed, but it is original and interesting. That alone should grant it an above-average rating.

why? just because it is original should it have an above average rating?
It has no plot (yet, might develop that) except harry being a horny teen. So what excactly should we rate as good? The writing style? sorry not polished enough to rate more than 2/5 alone.
I don't mind smutfics (though tbh i don't really read them except if the author has a good writing style too e.g. Incubus), but normal fics need something to make them worthy of being read.
That can either be a decent plot, or some element of humour/parody.
This fic isn't really anything, which i tried to express with my short 3 line post before i went to bed.

Ps: Cell if you can't even bother to understand what i wrote in 3 lines why excactly are you trying to review? I thought my post was pretty clear, that being that this story lacks all the things i personally require to make it a decent piece of fiction.

ZanyMuggle

05-19-2007, 03:43 AM

why? just because it is original should it have an above average rating? It has no plot (yet, might develop that) except harry being a horny teen. So what excactly should we rate as good? The writing style? sorry not polished enough to rate more than 2/5 alone. I don't mind smutfics (though tbh i don't really read them except if the author has a good writing style too e.g. Incubus), but normal fics need something to make them worthy of being read. That can either be a decent plot, or some element of humour/parody. This fic isn't really anything, which i tried to express with my short 3 line post before i went to bed.

Thank you, slashesh. With this post, you have shown a little more review capability than "it's popular to insult people on DLP so I'll do it to make the DLP Admins think I'm cool". Unortunately, Cell is far too deep into this belief to be asked to review a story objectively. How much of Cell's review (which was a picture-perfect clone of the BioPlague norm) had to do with the story?

As I said, I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time, so ignore anything I say, and go back to insulting me and everyone else. Happy happy, joy joy.

Stalicon

05-19-2007, 05:46 AM

And he also got the title wrong. Its "Room of Requirement", not requirements. I hate it when they do that shit, its annoying.

Richard.

Oh, come on, Richard. You're going to flame Fission because of the use of the letter S? The use of one character summarizes everything you have to say about this story? Did you even read the story?

I'll have to admit, the few reviews of this story fit the DLP norm: pan everything that might be original in the hopes of appease the DLP Powers-That-Be. Brown-nosing at its finest.

Fission's story seems to be a bit unfocused and unbeta-ed, but it is original and interesting. That alone should grant it an above-average rating.

Wtf mate, why are you so defensive? Yes, he didn't really have to tell us that he didn't like people screwing up the name to the room of requirement, but let it alone. There is no reason to jump his ass for it, he's just expressing his honest opinion. That was not a flame by a longshot.

And whats this shit about panning to the DLP norm? So far people have only expressed honest reviews.

They didn't like it because it had no plot, It didn't have an interesting writing style, and it's not really that new. Because I'll tell you what, Harry being horny isn't really that big of a twist. Just see some of Vash's works, or maybe a few of Yarrghs, and Cloneserpents is good too. The list goes on and on and on.

I'm sorry. I had thought this thread was intended for sentient conversation. Cell has proven otherwise. I withdraw everything I said on this thread.

All hail DLP!

Now your just asking for a smack-down. Cut the DLP shit, if you're that unhappy get the hell out, I dont' want to hear your whining.

Thank you, slashesh. With this post, you have shown a little more review capability than "it's popular to insult people on DLP so I'll do it to make the DLP Admins think I'm cool". Unortunately, Cell is far too deep into this belief to be asked to review a story objectively. How much of Cell's review (which was a picture-perfect clone of the BioPlague norm) had to do with the story?

As I said, I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time, so ignore anything I say, and go back to insulting me and everyone else. Happy happy, joy joy.

Dude you're being a bloody hypocrite. What in any of that crap you just said, had anything to do with the story. If I can read as well as I think I can, it looks more like a flame at DLP then a review.

Slashesh only stated what he already had in a previous review, which you complained about because he was being a 'brown-nosing DLP norm' for not agreeing with you.

Obviously if no one agrees with you right off it must be opression by the Staff! It has nothing to do with you having posted a story with no plot! Or one without good smut to make up for it!

All Hail DLP!

i like boats

05-19-2007, 10:03 AM

The voyeurism angle is interesting, but I couldn't stand too many more chapters without either significant plot development or an increase in smut. It's really too early to judge, but it's a promising enough start that I'll give it a 4. For now.

ZanyMuggle

05-19-2007, 02:13 PM

Wtf mate, why are you so defensive? Yes, he didn't really have to tell us that he didn't like people screwing up the name to the room of requirement, but let it alone. There is no reason to jump his ass for it, he's just expressing his honest opinion. That was not a flame by a longshot.

And whats this shit about panning to the DLP norm? So far people have only expressed honest reviews.

They didn't like it because it had no plot, It didn't have an interesting writing style, and it's not really that new. Because I'll tell you what, Harry being horny isn't really that big of a twist. Just see some of Vash's works, or maybe a few of Yarrghs, and Cloneserpents is good too. The list goes on and on and on.

Now your just asking for a smack-down. Cut the DLP shit, if you're that unhappy get the hell out, I dont' want to hear your whining.

Dude you're being a bloody hypocrite. What in any of that crap you just said, had anything to do with the story. If I can read as well as I think I can, it looks more like a flame at DLP then a review.

Slashesh only stated what he already had in a previous review, which you complained about because he was being a 'brown-nosing DLP norm' for not agreeing with you.

Obviously if no one agrees with you right off it must be opression by the Staff! It has nothing to do with you having posted a story with no plot! Or one without good smut to make up for it!

All Hail DLP!

You're right. I was being a hypocrite by bringing non-review crap into this thread. I'll try to make this the last such post.

I was frustrated because another good author and decent story that I like are being flamed, and I didn't feel there was any solid justification for it.

I apologize to the other folks on this thread and to the DLP staff, who have not done anything offensive to me to warrant my ire.

Last thing: I certainly have no ill will for the flames of my own work. Most of the reviews were quite informative and funny.

Richard

05-19-2007, 04:45 PM

Yes well, getting a title wrong from a book is pretty lame. It says it right there in the book. There is no S! Authors should spell it right or fix it.

Richard.

Aekiel

05-19-2007, 06:19 PM

As has been said, it lacks plot and interesting writing style, and didn't really spark my interest. Though you bitches should quit whining, Richard does have a point - the name of the room is in the book, its like getting Voldimort's name wrong :D, or Snap's.

I give it a 2/5, just cause of the spelling/grammar in story.

Aekiel

thisperson

05-19-2007, 06:32 PM

If you're that desperate for smut,go read Yarrgh's 'Incubus' fic or go wank off to porn..

Oh and about Harry,that's canon Harry.

It is not that I wanted to read smut, more of the fact that if you say it is a smut story and it is not, then it has no point in being smut...huh?

this is like going to the theatres and paying for a WWII Action film, then seeing a romance instead.

Why are you so defensive over this story anyways?

Edit: Scrap the last question.

Dark Magic

05-19-2007, 07:50 PM

I agree with the above comments. No plot, Harry is a pussy, blah, blah, blah. I give it a 2.5/5, only because I could understand what was being written (grammar/spelling).

Richard

05-20-2007, 01:41 AM

lol Stories with Harry being a pussy totally suck. Unless its for kids, well, yeah, but oh well. One of my favorites is still "Shake Me", he's a badass independent character, which most of you probably remember from reading it. Should try an find some good crossovers...if there are any good ones not added that is.

As for the "book" comment. Yes, authors really should get it spelled right, or fix it when they're able to. The books are basically almost a reference. I own all 6 HP books (although I stopped re-reading them after I found Fanfiction). When I first read the books, I thought they were totally cool shit to read, so I re-read 1-5 three or four times each. Which reminds me about spells...and languages...Where could I find an English to Latin translator? I'll search Google...

Edit: And where is the thread of telling what spells you created? Can't find it.

I'm not sure, but that is the only Spell List I have seen on the forums.

MysterioX

05-20-2007, 03:17 PM

No body here likes pussy Harry that’s for sure. Just give it time I’m sure he will get some action soon, after all its only two chapters.
I have read two other works of his/her, one still on net “Unknown Memories” and the other I think by the name “Harry Potter and the time of learning” one of the first Honks fics. Both well written and good plots. Just don’t expect regular updates.
i give it a 3.8/5 for now, for coming up with a original use for the ROR.

Fission25

05-20-2007, 05:01 PM

Thank you for pointing out the mistake with the spelling of the Room of Requirement, I just changed the title at Ficwad and will change it in the story itself later, probably tomorrow or Tuesday. My copies of the HP books are actually packed away in a box somewhere so I didn't even realize I misspelled it until a reviewer posted a link to this thread. Let me know if you see any other major problems and I'll fix.

I don't use a beta tester for the story and I know my grammar and spelling are not the best, though they've improved greatly since my story a few years back.

I just finished writing the first half of the next chapter, the first DA meeting. I'm not sure how many people on DLP will like the story, but I can tell you a little bit about what I have planned.

Harry will no longer trust, like, or depend on Dumbledore, the teachers, most the Order and the Weasley's. Ginny is the only Weasley that he'll get along with, but she'll also be completely different from Cannon; independent to a fault, aggressive and, at times, borderline dark. He won't be completely independent, though he will start to think for himself some. Mostly he'll depend on other friends, specifically the girls in his life to help him become more of a man and less of a whiny kid.

Some of the changes he'll go through will probably be disliked, specifically those making him a bit more sensitive and considerate to the females around him, but the vast majority of the changes should be welcomed here as he'll actually grow a backbone and stand up for himself and what he believes in.

It'll be decently slow for the next 3 chapters as he learns the power of the Room of Requirement and starts to see changes in himself. Thankfully Umbridge, Snape, and the Ministry will come along and force him to change faster.

Richard

05-20-2007, 05:39 PM

Thank you for pointing out the mistake with the spelling of the Room of Requirement, I just changed the title at Ficwad and will change it in the story itself later, probably tomorrow or Tuesday. My copies of the HP books are actually packed away in a box somewhere so I didn't even realize I misspelled it until a reviewer posted a link to this thread. Let me know if you see any other major problems and I'll fix.

I don't use a beta tester for the story and I know my grammar and spelling are not the best, though they've improved greatly since my story a few years back.

I just finished writing the first half of the next chapter, the first DA meeting. I'm not sure how many people on DLP will like the story, but I can tell you a little bit about what I have planned.

Harry will no longer trust, like, or depend on Dumbledore, the teachers, most the Order and the Weasley's. Ginny is the only Weasley that he'll get along with, but she'll also be completely different from Cannon; independent to a fault, aggressive and, at times, borderline dark. He won't be completely independent, though he will start to think for himself some. Mostly he'll depend on other friends, specifically the girls in his life to help him become more of a man and less of a whiny kid.

Some of the changes he'll go through will probably be disliked, specifically those making him a bit more sensitive and considerate to the females around him, but the vast majority of the changes should be welcomed here as he'll actually grow a backbone and stand up for himself and what he believes in.

It'll be decently slow for the next 3 chapters as he learns the power of the Room of Requirement and starts to see changes in himself. Thankfully Umbridge, Snape, and the Ministry will come along and force him to change faster.

I have a couple idea's you might enjoy doing (as a couple of these aren't done too often), like getting Snape sent to prison for mind-raping Potter and using Legemency illegally (and getting his teaching licence banned). Of course his inheriting Potter vaults should be one (I'm sure you probably already had that in mind). As for the Weasley's...I really don't think the twins would back-stab Harry since he started their business, I like the twins anyway. And Potter shouldn't put up with Granger either if she starts having hissy fits. I'll read the story when I can, I haven't yet, but these are just little ideas you could use at some point.

Richard.

slasheh

05-21-2007, 06:04 AM

since we have you here for feedback i'll post a few more lines to actually be constructive.
First of all i'd recommend getting the plot moving a bit faster. during the first chapter i thought it was a pure smutfic so i didn't really pay much attention to the plot, but from your post it seems you actually want to write a story. In that sense you should probably start moving, otherwise you will loose your readers.
Your writing is decent, but aside from Harry there is not much characterization (sp?) yet. For that you have more time, but you should probably focus on one or at max 2 females for now, and bring out some details of their character in your fic.

If you have the time i'd go back and edit the first and second chapter to move the plot along, but maybe that is just me.

canoncansodoff

05-21-2007, 01:16 PM

As has been said, it lacks plot and interesting writing style, and didn't really spark my interest. Though you bitches should quit whining, Richard does have a point - the name of the room is in the book, its like getting Voldimort's name wrong :D, or Snap's.

I give it a 2/5, just cause of the spelling/grammar in story.

Aekiel
Too much grief over what might not be a spelling error/typo in the first place.

This is not a case of spelling a canon character's name wrong, like Voldimort or Parvarti. It is possible that the author chose to use the plural on purpose...(i.e. Harry has different, multiple "requirements" for the room).

I doubt it, but it's possible.

canoncansodoff

05-21-2007, 01:21 PM

I see the author has posted a note that the plural wasn't intentional. My bad.

EDIT: Before the flames start flying, I was trying to edit the original post rather than create a new one.

Sorry for the newbie mistake.

Fission25

05-26-2007, 11:21 PM

Just posted Chapter 3, take a look and let me know what you think.

The story did start as just a quick little smut-fic, but I found I actually liked the idea and worked on it a bit more.

Fred and George, and the rest of the Weasley's won't actually back-stap Harry, he just won't trust them. Personally I'm making this him be a bit angry with the twins for not visiting over summer. They knew quite well that he was pretty much begging for information from his friends, and where his house was, since they visited after first year, would it've been that difficult to take 30 seconds and apparate over to him. Especially since Harry gave him 1000 galleons, can't remember the conversion but I think that's like $10-12000, only a few weeks before. Basically giving them the means to start making their dream come true.

The characterization will mostly be Harry and Hermione to start, with one or two other characters changing each chapter. Eventually Tonks and a few of the other girls will also center themselves around Harry.

Hermione, while still prone to a few moral hissy fits, will actually wise up a bit and become one of, if not the, most loyal friend.

Fission

Drajjen

05-27-2007, 03:42 AM

Though, I don't post hardly at all on this site, I have been a member for a very long time now. I feel the need to at least give the author cudo's for comming here and taking some advice.

So thanks Fission, for comming. Alot of people here have forgoten how to give a decent review, and would prefer just to flame, and nitpick. And while I agree that both of those are needed at times, your fic didn't deserve it.

As far as I am conserned the plot is moving along nicely, and with chapter three we could actually see at least some sort of change in harry, or at the very least him thinking about changing. If it takes three or four more chapters for him to really start changing, so be it. Truly if you would of had him change right off the bat, you would be getting flamed from a whole different set of folks on this site, saying it was rushed. So my advice is to go at your own pace and do what you want with the story, as it's yours.

Although, I will warn you now, you will not get much help with anything here if you turn Ginny into a major character for your fic (this includes me as well). I realize you said it will be a different Ginny, but I can promise that most folks here hate her with a passion no matter what incarnation she takes (again, this includes myself).

Being a little more sensitive to the females around him is all fine and good, but if you let them basically run Harry's life, i.e. he runs to them with all his questions, you will be doing no more than creating a different kind of emo Harry, and that is something that would be dissapointing.

All that being said, I will still try to give you constructive reviews on ficwad, as one post here a year is basically my limit :)

X-Man

12-26-2007, 01:57 AM

Bump.

Reason for the bump is easily simplified by three words: Hot Lesbian Action!
Yes my friends between Marietta and Cho.(Gets a lil weird at the end though.)

Theres also a lil Harry/Angelina action going on but its a lil bit angsty.

Stalicon

12-26-2007, 06:03 PM

I can't access the chapter, can you give me a direct link? Otherwise it sends you back to the front page. :(

thisperson

12-26-2007, 06:21 PM

The story actually gets better.

Although one thing that I don't like is that Angelina notices signs of love from Harry. We still aren't sure from Harry's POV, but still...they are a bit discouraging.

Harry and Hermione beating the entire DA was well done. Probably one of my favorite scenes during the story. It was action, simple and not too complex-action. Better than sitting through pages of details about a battle.

Stalicon

12-26-2007, 07:40 PM

Never mind, I got it by going through the reviews for chapter four. Here's the direct link so the rest of you who have problems won't have to mess with it.

http://www.ficwad.com/story/85570

Memory King

12-26-2007, 08:29 PM

I wasn't sure about this story in the beginning, but it has grown on me quite a lot. It was very enjoyable to read, and the Quidditch game was a lot of fun. The biggest downside is the infrequent updates. Still well worth reading, so it gets 5/5 from me, if only because of the lack of good NC-17 fics.

haroon_angel

01-01-2008, 02:30 AM

I have added this Fanfiction on my Favourite List but I don't think This Plot is going to improve in Future.

Kang

01-02-2008, 07:06 AM

I personally believe that this Fic has incredible amount of potential. However, as long as the author does not turn Harry into a Super power/Sex God Harry. This is because it is lot more interesting seeing a normal teenager muddling through lots of sexual encounters. Good luck and keep up the chapters!

King Dimension

01-04-2008, 09:51 PM

Awesome story.. I can't wait to see what happens when the antagonists show up more. And yes! A normal Harry--comparatively speaking. Happy New Year!

Kamille Bidan

02-14-2010, 03:46 PM

Something's wrong on my end, I think. I click the link, and end up at the Ficwad Mainsite for some reason or another. And it's not any of the other links that do it to me, just this one.

Kensington

02-14-2010, 04:56 PM

Ficwad is dying. That said, the link is probably of an old format which then routes you to the front page. I would try googling the story to get into it.

Oz

02-14-2010, 06:00 PM

Ficwad has been dying for years - cancer slowly corrupting its codebase. That said, here (http://www.ficwad.com/story/85567) is the link. It's been a long time since I read it, but I'd give it a 3/5. Fairly average, but it has a few lulzy moments from what I recall (Harry trying his best to make Ron perform better at Quidditch so he'll get some action from Angelina made me lol).

Kamille Bidan

02-14-2010, 09:45 PM

Thanks. Though I was able to circumvent the other two links by using the author link instead, this helps.

Warheart

04-10-2010, 08:32 AM

That picture gives a whole new meaning to the female sockets.

Oz

04-10-2010, 12:09 PM

And drops you to a whole new level of retardedness.

Lion

04-10-2010, 06:00 PM

And drops you to a whole new level of retardedness.

What he said.

turtle7

04-30-2010, 09:00 AM

And he also got the title wrong. Its "Room of Requirement", not requirements. I hate it when they do that shit, its annoying.

Richard.

Cause he is a man of many requirements.

Go harem fics!

Xiph0

05-09-2010, 05:55 AM

OP Link is broken but it's here (http://www.ficwad.com/story/85565).

wordhammer

05-09-2010, 08:26 AM

OP Link is broken but it's here (http://www.ficwad.com/story/85565).

...or you could find the alternate posting of it on ff.net (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4332854/1/Room_of_Requirement)

Either way, the story was a good start that I wish would be continued. It wasn't geared to be an action-thriller but more an exploration of different personalities and sexual dynamics. He has some really excellent characterizations that seem to follow canon while adding three levels of detail more than JKR ever bothered to mention.

You out there, Fission? You have talent and we'd like to enjoy seeing you exercise it!

Ash

05-09-2010, 08:35 AM

...or you could find the alternate posting of it on ff.net (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4332854/1/Room_of_Requirement)

Either way, the story was a good start that I wish would be continued. It wasn't geared to be an action-thriller but more an exploration of different personalities and sexual dynamics. He has some really excellent characterizations that seem to follow canon while adding three levels of detail more than JKR ever bothered to mention.

You out there, Fission? You have talent and we'd like to enjoy seeing you exercise it!

Basically this. I just read it, and though I don't normally read stories chock full of smut (wordhammers spiral path the exception), this had some good characterization, with a Harry that was becoming much less self-absorbed. He was actually interested in his peers' lives, something I rarely see.

Here's to hoping Fission updates!

alliedforce

07-09-2010, 11:52 AM

is there are reason i cant view the story?

Blaise

07-09-2010, 12:22 PM

is there are reason i cant view the story? Read the two posts before yours.

Andro

07-11-2010, 12:21 AM

I always thought it was great that everything Fission25 writes has Harry learning the meaning of life, no matter what the story is about.

I cant actually find this story. the link for me just sends me to a welcome to ficwad page...help anyone? ...The links are in the two posts above your first post - like I told you before.

Pay attention, ffs.

Richard

07-16-2010, 04:49 PM

And it's officially "The Room of Requirement". Take off the S on requirements. I don't know why everyone keeps doing that. It's in the book. Unless the UK version has an S, I don't know about that then.

Oz

07-16-2010, 06:16 PM

And you're officially a douchebag. It's the motherfucking come-and-go room.