And Turnidus went bonkers and decided that she would do anything to protect the integrity of lord Avon - but first she had to fight off the attentions of the other nutters who felt the same way as she did !

When the alien ship was almost nose to nose with the Liberator, it stopped
and a series of garbled messages came over the ship's communication
channels.
"Do we have a universal translator, or something?" says Vila.
"I think it was under the pizza box," says Jenna.
"Oh no," says Blake.
"Burp" says Gan.

"I think I can understand them," says Cally, "through a psychic link. Yes,
I think they want us to ..."_________________LOOK, IT'S BEEN SWELL, BUT THE SWELLING'S GONE DOWN.

... and it soon became clear that the pizza-hungry aliens were not going
to go away without a fight, for - at the front of a column of shuttles on which were mounted spatulas and parmesan shakers - was ..._________________LOOK, IT'S BEEN SWELL, BUT THE SWELLING'S GONE DOWN.