Fathers Deception

Howdy father. What are all these bizarre whips and chains I found in your photography studio. I thought you took pics at weddings? Haha dont be embarrassed. This stuff is super-sexy. Maybe you can flash me how to have fun with it? I already know how to use the handcuffs maybe you can take it from there? You got yourself into this dad, and now my tight humid cootchie is the only way out!