To be fair, he had admitted before the event at the Saint-Quentin-en-Yvelines velodrome near Paris that breaking his previous hour record would be tough.

Are we really supposed to be impressed?

This dude literally is just doing things people his age don't care/want/think to do. If I really wanted to, I could become the dude who swallows the most dimes in one hour, for swallowers over the age of 25. I don't care, I'll move myself into a bracket of highly skilled swallowers. I would just be doing something no one else even near my age wants to do.

Towards the end of the article, the writer begins to talk about Marchands life and essentially describe how he is able to stay in shape. Within the details, it is revealed that along with healthy eating practices, Marchand rides his cycling home-trainer for an hour. Not only is this guy stealing records that don't exist, all he's done to prep for such a grueling challenge is simply doing it every night for the past 20 years at least.

Be less original bro, seriously. How about challenge yourself? What ever happened to pushing the boundaries? Be a better everyday? I guess we should all strive for mediocrity and fall in love with bore ring routines. Fuck that, fuck this guy, fuck cycling, and fuck France.

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