Your Bitcoin Riches May Soon Buy You The Time Of Your Life At The Moonlite Bunny Ranch In Vegas

It’s up, it’s down, it’s up, and then it’s back down again. I’m talking Bitcoin, which is about as volatile as your girlfriend on her period. And the bloody truth of the matter is that while everyone’s attention is honed in on the investment opportunities presented by the cryptocurrency, there isn’t all that much focus on Bitcoin’s ability to purchase actual goods and services.

Enter Dennis Hof, owner of the reputable Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Las Vegas, who wants customers to soon be able to exchange their little bitcoins for a little bit of action.

Dennis Hof, owner of the ranch, said in a press release that his brothels are currently looking at ways to accept bitcoin as a payment for services.

“We have some of the richest men in the world coming in and out of my brothels” Hof said. “Our high dollar clientele is accustomed to getting anything they want here, so when I started hearing requests from them to look into accepting Bitcoin, I took those suggestions very seriously.”

Hof said that his excessive cash trade has added to the desirability of the cryptocurrency.

“We have guys carrying duffle bags full of cash right up to our cashier’s window, and we’ve had to install a safe the size of Fort Knox to hold it all,” Hof said. “Not that I mind good old fashioned cold cash, but Bitcoin is making it so much more practical for those same clients to live out their sexual fantasies here at the Bunny Ranch without literally having to carry a lot of excess baggage.”

Hof’s a guy who thrives off of desperation. The man makes a living in the most desperate city in America while owning and operating a business in an industry comprised of the most desperate of all clientele. Naturally, when he got wind of the ultimate desperation fueling the Bitcoin craze, he had to jump on that train. Next stop, the Poundtown Express.

As of now, the viability of Bitcoin as a stable currency is not completely solidified. But if and when it is, you can bet that every freak and geek with enough digital shekels to blow will be hopping on that next flight to Vegas for some good, old-fashioned sex times. .

Don’t worry about it little man if my return on this single investment is 0% I am still among the richest individuals in the world. I could buy your entire broke ass with what I have in my pocket right now

I read the article three times (a first and a last for me). And nowhere does he refer to bitcoin as a stock. But, like a stock, btc is priced in a definable unit, the price of the unit fluctuates, and until you cash in your profits and losses are just on paper. And believe me my paper profits could buy and sell your broke ass an infinite number of times