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You should totally watch Countdown (3.10pm, Channel 4). I'm the challenger with a massive fringe who looks slightly queasy.

(I mentioned this on another thread but here's a reminder, just in case anyone was vaguely interested but had the temerity to forget that some noob who shares the same forum space as them is going to be on a daytime TV show that exists purely to keep grannies and students occupied mid-afternoon.)