Thursday, January 24, 2008

Male Painter: Yeah who would had thought the man McCain would win it. I tell you what he did, he exposed Giuliani.Woman assistant: Whatchoo mean?Male Painter: Well you know, he is a Mormon! It was all this big secret but it just came out on the news!Woman Assistant: Is that right?Male Painter: Yeah you know it's all Christian and shit, but it's still a cult.

Older Woman: Why are you sleep deprived?Younger Woman: Stupid boy stuff.Older Woman: It doesn't get any easier when you get older. You just have to work with it.Younger Woman: Yeah? well I'd sure like to SLEEP with it.Older Woman: ...Younger Woman: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!