If I hadn’t already fallen in like with Tiffany Haddish, this interview would have done it. And what I’ve seen so far has made me more curious than ever. What will show up in her chakra databanks — the details of today’s aura reading.

But Before the Tiffany Haddish Aura Reading, I Gotta Confess

Just to get this out of the way. Embarrassment is tucked into today’ exploration. You see, I’m pretty ashamed to have seen the movie.

Don’t see it, Blog-Buddies. Not unless you’re prepared to be totally grossed out. Which I wasn’t prepared to deal with. Or maybe I just gross out easily. Rave reviews of the movie sure didn’t prepare me.

Hello, isn’t that part of your job, reviewers? Or is it standard now, entering a movie theater in America, that you’re going to be handed sex and violence, etc. As if that’s what life is really about. (Blog-Buddies from different nations, are your cinemas like that too? Do tell.)

To me, just about anything steamier than a Bollywood movie… deserves an R rating.

All I knew was, I wanted to go out and see a chick flick. And laugh.

Never meant to see the raunchiest movie I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Yet I couldn’t walk out because it was just so rivetingly entertaining.

At least I’m just grateful that a friend I invited to accompany me couldn’t come. Because she had seen “Girls Trip” the night before.

Of course I was laughing hysterically and weeping — but to have ELAINE see me doing it? And for me to watch her laughing along too? Nooooooooooo. Whatever would become of our friendship? Where some of the things we have in common are being upstanding women, doing our best to bring goodness into the world. And each of us, in a different way, is a woman of faith. Oboy!

Well, you’re prepared for a certain kind of shock. But what about preparing you a bit for the aura reading itself?

Want to Read Tiffany’s Aura Before You Read What I Write?

In advance of what I find, maybe you’d like a right-sized, not weird adventure of your own. You can be pretty sure that you’re not going to find same old, same old. Actually, I’ve never seen two people’s auras that are remotely similar. Deeper you go into perception, the more you may celebrate our Creator’s ingenuity.

As for me, I’ll add a brief introduction to each chakra databank. Then I’ll assume you know the basics for understanding my read of the size and quality of that part of Tiffany’s aura at the time of the photo.

Most chakra databanks are common to all humans. While some are individual, depending on how a person lives at the time. Altogether, each adult’s set adds up to 50 per chakra, such as the Root Chakra. Why did I select this one for starters? Because it provides such a quick, basic aura read of any individual.

Fills the room times 90. The more people who watch her, the stronger Tiffany Haddish’s presence grows.

Energetically she’s even more dazzling than I might have suspected. Because… among other things… Tiffany Haddish is a molecular empath. Basically, she creates a No B-S Zone.

When she’s with people, she connects with their truth. All the way down to the molecular level. This is the most unusual gift among empaths. Making her a natural transformer.

Another specialized chakra databank, right? Performers don’t necessarily give a lot emotionally. As you know if you’ve read any of my aura reading movie reviews. (And if you love movies and are curious about aura reading, have I got a resource for you!)

Into deep space. Trillions of miles.

Think “Essence of Mother Mary” or “Essence of Divine Mother” or “Essence of Nurturing Goddess.”

In other words, why couldn’t I stop watching Tiffany in that movie? Because that character was a clueless, conscience-less, physically abusive, drug-and-drink addled, big-time seducer who completely objectified men — comparable to the “Grab by the pussy” style we Americans have all heard about.

Oboy, another Haddish specialty. Not available to most mortals. But just calling it “charisma” isn’t enough. Not when I can check out what’s going on energetically and subconsciously — the “business end” of her aura.

5,000 miles.

Tiffany Haddish is made to make you, the viewer, interested.

But there are no ego hooks in there. It’s just pure, pure, magnificent talent.

This woman is such a transformer. You could say, watching her in “Girl Trip” is more uplifting than going to most church services. Pure transformation is right there, in her auric modeling.

We’ve all got that one, Blog-Buddies. My favorite scene in “Girl Trip” was the prayer scene. Led by the character played by Tiffany Haddish! Not my theology but as a lover of God and all the ways that people love God, how could I not adore this scene. All four high-powered actresses, in roles that couldn’t be more profane or sexualized, instantly morphed.

Morphed into faith-filled, pure-hearted five-year-olds. Hands clasped. Trusting in God’s love for them. So, what’s going on with this chakra databank in Tiffany Haddish during an altogether different still from the film. Where’s she’s recklessly pouring stealth doses of absinthe into everyone’s glass, having been told it’s a freaky-powerful drug that causes hallucinations.

Sure I could conjecture, Blog-Buddies. Except I put all that aside when I simply use energetic literacy skills. It’s called aura reading, right? Not aura theorizing or aura guessing. Here goes.

Deep space. Trillions of miles.

Filled with Divine presence. Performing like this is the purpose of Tiffany Haddish’s life.

If you’ve read a lot of auras, you’ll undoubtedly be convinced that most of us do not have a purpose this strong. Rather, we could do many things. The purpose of our lives is to evolve spiritually. Learning here at Earth School.

But every once in a while, you’ll encounter someone who really did come into this lifetime with a purpose. And Tiffany Haddish sure did, seems to me.

In Conclusion

Awful as “Girls Trip” was to me — embarrassing, revolting and degrading, along with the humor and tears — now at least I understand why I also loved it.

And for sure, I’ll be watching the career of Tiffany Haddish. As holy a woman or man as you’ll ever see before a camera.

Not that I’ve read her aura when she’s hanging around at home, just being human. But to bring this transformative talent into the world, as a world server. No matter what her ups and downs, I would call her life an amazing success. Do I ever wish her human happiness!

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