The Onion lost me last week when it ran a headline "Bill Belichick Finding New And Interesting Ways To Cut Players" over a photo of Coast Guard workers looking in Lake Ponchartrain for Marquise Hill's body. The headline is still there, but the photo has since been replaced by one of Belichick.

Good thing Lou Dobbs didn't interview him. As if doing a television appearance in 2007 wouldn't be traumatic enough for someone who's been dead for some 200 years, the site of a black man without a master or chains would knock the powdered wig off his head.

And this was reasonably funny. Given how often The Onion misses, that's an accomplishment.