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Weyoun: I must admit, you are a worthy opponent, Major, but face facts, the Founders in their infinite wisdom made the Vorta with the ability to go days without blinking. It's only a matter of time before I win this staring contest.

bbjeg wrote:

Dax: I mean I was a guy a few times.
Kira: It's still gay.

R. Star wrote:

Quark: You know Commander, your Ferderation legal system makes this too easy. This fascist has never read me my rights or gotten me a lawyer. Why do you think I'm back without any legal hassle every week?

JirinPanthosa wrote:

WEYOUN: You must tell me one day, Major Kira, what it is like to bang a God.

The photoshop award goes to:

Nerys Myk wrote:

KIRA: Next time we shouldn't wait till the last minute to find Halloween costumes.

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For this caption contest the theme is 'running out of luck'. Now, here are the pictures...

O'BRIEN: Huh. Well I guess Bashir did say that the daredevil rescue only had a 0.046% chance of working.
SISKO: Yeah. But I'm used to that meaning it's a sure thing.
O'BRIEN: Okay. Let's scrape him off the hull.

GARAK: I'm glad you could meet me here Quark. I have a special mission and you're the only one I trust.
QUARK: stupidhumandoctor.com again?
GARAK: I have some fresh Bashir quotes, and they can never be traced back to me.

O'brien: I'm detecting subspace interference ahead. This could be dangerous.
Kira: This is just like the accident that caused Keiko to have to give me your baby, Miles.
Sisko: I don't know what we're going to do with the baby if it happens again.
Kira & Obrien: That's not funny!

Bashir: A holosuite program with the pleasure goddess of Rixx?
Dax: He'll take it.
Bashir: But...
Nog: Don't worry, it's an adaptive program. You can program her to look like anyone you want.
Bashir: Anyone? Thanks Jadzia...
Dax: Not me!
Bashir: Why not?
Nog: I have. Setting Nog-42, Doctor.

Worf: I have to play midwife to his first baby, then babysit his second. There is no end to my dishonor.

Quark: A type three Cardassian phaser, survival suit, rocket pack, a time wrist apparatus with a grapple and laser, and a foreign sports shuttle? What are you doing?
Garak: It's important to maintain a high level of fashion if you want your business to excel.

Krax: I lost the drinking contest to this petaQ?! I am dishonored. I demand a rematch.
Odo: I'm afraid Quark banned you from returning given how often and excessively you emptied your bowels there.

O'Brien: Hey, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," is a classic roadtrip song.

Kira: I much prefer the Bajoran version: "99 Cardassian soliders on the wall, 99 Cardassian soldiers, take a thermal grenade and toss it at them, no more Cardassian soldiers on the wall!"

Nog: Wow, you two are horny. Get it? Oh, wait, I forgot I was talking about you, Doctor. Of course you don't get it.

Dax: And he never will...

Worf: I do not understand this human trait of coddling babies. If Yoshi were a Klingon, we would throw him to the Targs. If he is a true warrior, he will survive. If not, then the Targs get a special dinner!

Quark: A pleasure doing business with you, Garak, and enjoy the Cardassian hair gel!

Garak: Damn it, Quark, I told you I don't want anyone to know the secret to my luscious head of Cardassian hair.

Klingons: Take everything we have, just shut up!Odo: Alright Morn, come on, we've talked about the noise complaints form your incessent yapping. We've had long talks about that particular bad habit if yours. Don't make me put you in solitary!

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"When I reach for the edge of the universe, I do it knowing that along some paths of cosmic discovery, there are times when, at least for now, one must be content to love the questions themselves." --Neil deGrasse Tyson

Sisko: Everyone, just relax and look like you've nothing to hide. I'm sure this is just a routine border contact by the Central Command's forces.Kira: We're carrying members of the Detapa Council to establish a government-in-exile! Sisko: For an ex-resistance fighter, you don't seem particlarly accomplished at deception.Kira: We always shot the Cardassians before they got around to asking questions!

Worf: A healthy boy! He will make a fine main course.
(off Miles and Keiko suddenly choking)
That was a joke. Klingons NEVER eat the children of their friends.

Quark: You want me to spike the doctor's drink?Garak: It's a...supplement. Vitamins. The dear doctor needs more minerals in his diet.
..Oh, and I'd like to reserve a holosuite for that same evening.

__________________DS9 CapCon #111: Big Damn Heroes
"The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.

Kira: You missed our exit.
Sisko: No, the Chief rightly intuited I wanted to check out the area ahead before doubling back.
Kira: Male humanoids are all the same.
O'Brien: We share an unspoken spatial awareness. It's a scientific fact.
Kira: By a study conducted by a male humanoid, no doubt.
O'Brien: You can't rule on a scientific fact. It's a fact.
Kira: You missed another exit.
Sisko: Good thinking, Chief.

Worf: A Japanese mother and Irish father? I guess that makes him...
O'Brien: Let me save you some time. "Blended."
Worf: I was going to say 'fortunate both parents are alive, unlike my son.'
O'Brien: Oh no you weren't, you bloody comedian.