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Sunday, June 3, 2012

Blowjob Practice 101: My Tips For Your Lips

Blowjobs are the best way to display your love for a man, but a disturbing percentage of people don't know how to perform one properly. Today we will take a moment to cover the basic points that are often overlooked by examining some practice photos from my recent blowjob workshop. The good news is that you don't even need a partner to practice your form, so feel free to play along at home!

Here we see a classic blowjob form that we are all pretty familiar with. Surely any man would love to be on the receiving end of this effort, right? Well not so fast. I see a couple tips that could bring this blowjob from average to ball-drainingly ferocious! First, unless you are blowing a really fat dude that can't look down and see you over his gut, you are going to need to shed that disinterested look. I suggest either looking up longingly for a person you have a close relationship with, or improvising a fearful look of discomfort for your one night stand. And unless you only have one arm there is no excuse why you are not cupping the balls. A gentle fondle goes a long way, ladies!

Whoa, where do I start with this one? If you can't see what is going wrong here then you should not be giving blowjobs. Ever. While she has perfected the ball fondle tip above, this woman ignores both the eye contact AND makes the whole experience terrifying by leading with the teeth. You have lips, ladies. Learn how to use them. If you ever have problems with tooth/shaft contact when performing then I suggest you practice when eating by curling your lips over your teeth. It can be messy, but when it comes time to blow your man will appreciate the effort.

You would be surprised to find out how many woman reach an advanced age without ever learning to properly fellate their lover. I get all kinds of students from later in life that benefit greatly from my advice. Here we see one such student practicing a technique I call "tip-licking". Stimulating the glans located on the underside of the penis head is excellent blowjob foreplay, and can be used to compensate for a woman with a strong gag reflex that has trouble with full shaft penetration.

And remember that you are never too young to start your sexual education, provided you don't engage in any actual copulative contact. This little pro is showing off her ball handling skills, which can be applied in her highschool years to gain massive amounts of popularity within her social life. She is going to make some teenager really happy one day!

And let's all recognize that it is the 21st century, and blowjob practice isn't just for the ladies anymore! Here we have one of my many male students that come to me to learn new advanced blowing techniques to be used in a business environment. With the economy struggling the way it is right now, any serious businessman will jump at the opportunity to get ahead. For the beginner blower I suggest starting with closed eyes. This will help you suppress your shame reflex and is sure to improve your overall performance. And when you are giving a blowjob out of necessity instead of love, the better you give it the quicker it is over!

Now there you have it, folks. Follow these simple instructions to greatly improve your overall blowjob skills and make that man in your life happy. Hopefully your confidence level will increase and you can start to realize that blowjobs aren't just for birthdays and anniversaries, but can be an enjoyable activity all year long!

2 comments:

I'm sorry but no, do not do that whole "wrapping your lips over your teeth" crap! Men do not like this! It looks dumb, feels bad on the shaft, and the teeth really don't matter and don't hurt unless you're actively chomping down. The best blowjob practice you can honestly get is just suck an ice lolly. Don't do anything silly with your teeth or lips, just let them go where they go normally. Thanks :)