Labour up's offer to Lib Dems

Labour have upped their offer to the Lib Dems to include a one million poiund record deal with Simon Cowell a modelling contract with a top London agency and a photo exclusive with Hello magazine. Nick Clegg is said to be very interested. David Cameron is thought to be furious with his team for thinking a spot on the judging panel of strictly come dancing was enough to woo Vince Cable.