'Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle': Best Headline of the Day

Hell to the No!

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Okay. I’M SORRY Nicolas Cage was Trespass-ed against years ago and had to live through a real-life home invasion by a naked man who loved Fudgesicles. That sounds terrible and the part about the leather jacket is not helping, either. But since this Reuters story produced my favorite sentence on the Internet today…

…I mean, maybe it was all for the best.

We all move on!

Cage stars with Nicole Kidman in Joel Schumacher’s Trespass, which opens in October.