Realistic Minecraft (for jackasses)

Look, here’s the deal. Minecraft is a perfect video game and I’ve still never seen anything else that I truly love more. It has EVERYTHING. Well… except decent graphics, that is. Not any more, my friend. We messed around with Continuum Shaders and the Realistico Resource Pack and the result is so incredibly lifelike. Well, I mean lifelike in the way that those weird old Davey and Goliath Christian claymation videos were lifelike. But, guess what? I’ll fucking take it!

Here’s a scenario:

Doctor: I’m sorry Shane, your body was horribly mangled in that hamburger car crash. I’m not sure why you thought a hamburger car was a good idea, but you were definitely wrong. In any case, you’ll never walk again. That’s the bad news.

Me: Drag. What’s the good news?

Doctor: We can keep your brain alive forever in this jar. You can experience the real world but you can live in this Minecraft server with Realistico textures and Continuum shaders. Also, your friends can come and visit you whenever they want.

Me: *unplugs life support immediately*

Don’t believe me? Watch this short bit of comedy in the magical world of Claymation, my friend, and you will change yer tune!

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