If you've cast aspersions at Chris Brown's intellect recently, you may wanna be gettin' your redact on. Brown explains his newest single: "When you say 'yo' to a girl, whether it be at an amusement park or the mall, [it can be] offensive. It's like, 'Yo, yo, yo,' and the girl will be like, 'What?' That's disrespectful.... But I try to flip it and make it seem like that's the only thing I could say, like, 'Yo, you took my breath away. Can I get your name and number and talk to you for awhile?'" Swoon, ladies. Swoon.

Here's a tip: While eating sushi, try to avoid gazing at length at Brandon Davis "eating" a model's face. But it's a-okay for all you steak-and-potatoes fellas.