Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Relationships

Don’t do it! They bring you nothing but misery! Well, alright I’m
not the best authority on this. I have trust issues, which sharply distinguishes
me from the rest of mankind. But the reality is you cannot cultivate your own
garden let alone have a codependent one. Citing the experiences of others, the
person that should give one strength and support is often the greatest cause of
troubles, and they have little fault. Dating a medical student is difficult
because it is essentially being slave to a narcissist. We always come first;
our needs always supersede the needs of the significant other. The med student does need to be studying for a test at
literally every waking moment and cannot call or go on a date. Or he might need
to desperately do 5 loads of laundry because the only clean thing left is a senior
prom dress. To someone who has never had the work load of plow ox and the time
management of a sloth, that seems preposterous and hyperbolic. But it’s not. We
are busy. We are also incredibly lazy and majestically skilled at
procrastination and time wasting. It is however necessary, distractions serve
to maintain sanity. I can only study for so long before I lose the will to
live. The significant other meanwhile feels neglected and unappreciated. They
patiently wait for a scrap of free time and all any of us can do is talk about…
wait for it… school. This free time is often with classmates, which leads to inadvertent
inside jokes and ever more exclusion of the significant other and isolation. This
causes more tension and fighting. So everyone is unhappy. The tragedy is validity of argument of both
parties.

So then dear reader you might ask, what about dating other med students?
That might be an even worse plan because med student are inherently emotionally
damaged people. Most of us come from various tragedies and becoming doctors is
a way to heal ourselves, or for those of us, like me, who do not want to deal
with our own problems, we want to fix a broken world. There are exceptions, and
there are great couples that come into being, eventually marry and breed future
med students. The rest of “medcest” pairings end roughly the same way. I will
use a friend to illustrate, since my only real attempt to date another med
student concluded in me drunkenly punching him in the solar plexus after trying
to ask him out. I don’t know why, don’t ask me. That and when I drunkenly
flirted with one of the girls. But back to my friend and her torrid med school
romances. The reactions of the men she dated in school reflect the larger
attitude of single med students of all sexes: apprehension, distrust, and
disinterest. Med school is a perfect mask to hide weak, tender-hearted
individuals that have disconnected from themselves. Being tired, overworked,
and chained to a stack of books serves as an excellent distraction from any
emotion one might have about a significant other. So her boyfriends ran away from
her in a method befitting med students: after a few great dates they simply grew
distant, quoted studying as the reason, and waited for her to grow angry,
insulted, and send them (and their sex pili) on their educational way.