NSFW: Jim Carrey’s Gay Sex Scenes

After the jump, you are invited to watch two rather graphic gay sex scenes starring Jim Carrey from his movie I Love You, Phillip Morris, based on the true story of a former-cop turned con-man who abandons his family after he gets in a car crash that turns him gay (LOOK IT UP!) and then falls in love in prison and keeps escaping to be with his lover. It is these same rather graphic sex scenes that are probably keeping the movie from finding American distribution (since it showed at Sundance in 2009 and has basically been stuck IN A CLOSET [oooof] ever since). Personally, I think the problem with these scenes is not that they depict man-on-man sex, because it is 2010, and it is time for us to grow up. The problem with these scenes it that they depict Jim Carrey-on-anyone sex. Who wants that? No one wants that.

Or do you want that? Here is the test before you: if you do NOT click through to see the two rather graphic gay sex scenes starring Jim Carrey from his movie I Love You, Phillip Morris, then you don’t want that, which makes sense, because like I said, who does? But if you do click through to watch these scenes, you totally want that! We are all laughing at you! You want to have sex with Ace Ventura, Pet Detective!

Con-men deserve to be in jail, obvs no doyoyoy, but they also deserve high fives.
Coloring your jail clothes with magic marker to impersonate a doctor and walk out of jail?
UP HIGH!http://imgur.com/UHODj.jpg

Well, he does appear to have a nice chest. Put a bag on his head and I’d watch that clip. CGI Denzel Washington’s head over Jim Carrey’s and I think you’d have a hit in America. They should get George Lucas in on this.

I didn’t watch this because Jim Carrey is always making faces that look like he’s having sex, so I have a pretty good idea what that looks like. As for the rest of him, who would want to see Jim Carrey’s naked body? No, seriously, who? Reply to this comment if you want to see Jim Carrey’s naked body.

Maybe I do want to see Jim Carrey in a sweaty sex scene, but is that really so wrong? I believe the great Gabe once said’ “We should all be so lucky as to find something in this world that makes us happy.” I’ve said my piece, so good day to you sir.
…I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

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