Everyone has heard about the legendary Toontown, where all toons reside, but few folks have ever been there. It's a wacky place where words are misspelled for the sake of pun, all the buildings look like they're made of rubber (I'm told this is the fine art of 'squash and stretch') and all the citizens are talking animals like dogs, cats, ducks, chipmunks, and mice. It's a pretty dizzying and confusing place for a normal human, let us tell you (I'm looking at you ACME hole factory!) That's why we struck up a fine deal with Toontown's best business, uh... duck, Scrooge McDuck, and got these Minnie Mouse pajamas for kids imported, and at a great price! (which ain't easy with Mr. McDuck!) A fine product brought to you without all of the goofy nonsense. Uh, we mean Minnie nonsense. No, goofy! Cartoons are so confusing...