Wait! Before I click on the link, let me guess. I'm going to click on it where it will engage me in an activity requiring my full attention and concentration. Then, out of nowhere, loud noises will emanate from my speaker and my monitor will display some grotesque figure. How close was I?

Wait! Before I click on the link, let me guess. I'm going to click on it where it will engage me in an activity requiring my full attention and concentration. Then, out of nowhere, loud noises will emanate from my speaker and my monitor will display some grotesque figure. How close was I?