I recently became the proud owner of a packing cock – a stupidly big packing cock (a large version of Mr Limpy, essentially). I'm not sure what, exactly, I was trying to prove when I ordered a large packing cock (seven inches baby!), but order it I did. When it arrived, I looked at it, wondering how I'd ever get it to stay in my pants. And it, in turn, looked at me with its flaccid floppy head cocked to one side, as if challenging me to find a way to corral it into place.

Early packing attempts did not go so well. Just stuffing it into my pants? It, um, slithered down my leg. Stuffing it into a pair of panties? It formed a lump so large, I was afraid to go out in public lest store owners thought I was shoplifting. My husbands boxers or briefs? Too large to fit under my jeans, and too threadbare to adequately contain my new cock. My favorite strap on harness? Too many bulky buckles to go incognito under anything but parachute pants.

In frustration, I placed my trust into the hands of Eden Fantasys and ordered up the Mr. Right Packing Strap from Aslan leather. At first, I was wary. It's not all that well rated, and other reviewers have complained about it being ill-fitting with packing cocks other than Mr. Right, and about it being uncomfortable, scratchy, not stretchy enough and poorly made. But, as it turns out, this humble reviewer respectfully disagrees with all of that – the Mr. Right Packing Strap is absolutely perfect for my needs.

Made of spandex and leather, this strap looks a bit like a jock strap. The stretchy spandex elastic band is wide and sits comfortably on the hips, without biting in harshly. The leather patch/pouch is stitched to the strap so that it hangs down in a testicle-esqe sort of way. The leather patch is designed to provide a backing for the balls of the packer, and has thin elastic stitched across it's front in a t-shape, so that the packer will be held in place by what is essentially a t-style cock and ball device. Hey look – my packer gets to dress up all kinky-like!!!!

Since my cock is so freaking huge, it is actually pulled out of the strap somewhat by the weight of my wang. You will note that the Mr. Right Packing Strap has no straps to secure the shaft of the packing cock – the support is centered in the balls. If I choose to wear my packing cock and strap under a pair of tight pants, this is no problem – the tightness of my pants will keep the shaft of my cock pressed firmly against the leather. If, however, I am going commando (cock-mando?) or wearing a skirt, I have found that this minor problem is easily solved by winding a small leather strap or piece of thin hemp rope around the cock and waistband in a figure eight type tie.

My skin is ultra sensitive, and the elastic waistband of this strap is kind of scratchy, so I have always chosen to wear this packing strap over top of a pair of panties with wide hip bands. I like the gender bending twist of wearing pretty panties and this cock at the same time. I have worn the strap for limited amounts of time with no panties and nothing has proven to be too scratchy or irritating, but the elastic is certainly a little rough, as is the stitching on the leather pad. Still, I've had no issue leaving it in place whilst getting fucked, which is great, because there's something insanely hot about being able to jerk off while getting penetrated. My husband isn't too bonkers about the fun game I like to play where I slap his balls with my packer during sex.

Overall, I am happy with this product, especially considering the price. It figures that Eden Fantasys would have the perfect solution for my packing cock dilemma. With this strap in place, I'm ready to rock out with my cock out. Look-out world...

Experience

Sizing of this strap is likely to be the key factor in it's usefulness. I am a curvy girl, so I think my curves have helped it to stay in place – I could see a slender body with less pronounced hips and waist having issues with it staying in place, especially if the fit were not exactly right. The guidelines for fit are in the product description – note that you would want the circumference to fit at the position on the hips where you'd wear the strap, not the waist. I wear size 32 jeans which always fit snuggest across my hips, and I chose the M size, which is supposed to fit 34”-38”, and it fits perfectly. If in doubt about the size, or if you're in between sizes, choose the larger size, as a very very quick sewing job could be done to slim it down to fit you exactly. And for washing, I'd recommend Woolite or Zero for the strap, and careful wiping down with a mild soap and warm water of the leather portion.

Follow-up commentaryI still like it3 months after original review

Now first off, the most important factor in me still saying I like this product, is that it was very cheap. The elastic hasn't done that well with washing - hot water is perhaps the culprit. And as sexy as leather is, it's actually a bit complicated to clean. I find myself wishing there was some more washable material used instead.

This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the
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Great review! I'm glad that, at the end of your epic struggle, you found the solution to your packing troubles.

04/17/2009

Red

Thanks guys! I've had so much fun with this product (and the packer), it's a little unreal. Who'd have thunk it? I enjoyed writing this review, even though it was really hard to comment on the strap, not the actual packer.

04/17/2009

Adriana Ravenlust

I like the simplicity of this and it somehow looks more realistic to me than most harnesses.