(In an Irish accent) "OK, David, the Lord has sent me down to Earth to give you this debilitating illness so that ye may see him in aw his eternal glory, by finding a new life by painting religious impressions using only yer arsecheeks. Isn't he grand?" (White beam of light shining down on me Irish head.)

(In an Irish accent) "OK, David, the Lord has sent me down to Earth to give you this debilitating illness so that ye may see him in aw his eternal glory, by finding a new life by painting religious impressions using only yer arsecheeks. Isn't he grand?" (White beam of light shining down on me Irish head.)

No, he bought a petrified human hands that was stuck giving the horns. He was REALLY wasted.

I got Disgaea 3 on PSN when I had a few drinks in me. The only reasons I have any serious regret is Sony being stupid and tying save data to app data, and the fact it went on sale for $30 retail... about a month later, after I had gotten more than enough mileage out of it anyway.

I haven't done any drinking lately but there was a period where I drank hard for a few months (my life was falling apart) and that lead to a lot of drunken impulse buying on Amazon. I stand by at least a few of those choices: The Pink Panther leaning against a martini glass boxer shorts, the Casablanca four disc box set with a book of photos from on the set, and a biography of Hunter S. Thompson, for example.

I've bought a ton of Steam games while drunk. I own Bioshock 1 and 2, have yet to play the second one. Just recently beat the first. Bought Fall Out New Vegas, played it for about an hour so far......that was four months ago.