Oblamer…. “Please,please, puh-lease… let me do this in Syria! The saudis will be real mad with me if I don’t!!!”
Putin…. “Da. You go make your bosses happy. I vill take Turkey and probably Iran and DEN I will take Syria. Don worry. You will be long dea…. I mean you will be out of office by den.”

Just don’t expect me to eat blue ice cream on the US Air Force’s birthday. yeah. no…wait. Blueberry ice cream? eh. Maybe. Just maybe. I’d have to think about it…and I might have to smell it first. Then…well, just maybe.