'Excuse me. But I cannot help but notice you're an exceptional gentleman, you're handsome, well-mannered, have integrity, you're not two-faced and you're utterly marvellous.' fromtheuk looks up while this glowing tribute takes place and it is coming from the mouth of the atttractive woman.

She is remarkably pretty and she also looks kind.

The woman continues, 'You have no social skills, a lack of money, you sit around and try to look as miserable as possible. Most of your friends are in cyberspace, I've noticed you're self-conscious and awkward in social situations. You're the man of my dreams!'

fromtheuk blushes.

The woman explains, 'If I were your woman I know we'd rarely venture outside of the house, but I am deeply in love with you and want to marry you anyway. I know you don't want kids, but I am willing to make sacrifices for the sake of our neverending love. I will substitute my maternal instincts by mothering you instead. I'll kiss and hug you regularly. I'll also agree with everything you say, shut up when you feel moody, cook/clean and be a good woman to you forever. You are also not rich, which is an added bonus in these harsh times of economic recession.'

fromtheuk thinks to himself for a moment and blurts out, 'I don't mean to be rude but this is totally unrealistic and a bit mad, are you for real?