And in other news, RHOA hairdresser Derek J apparently also has a song out. Kandishared on twitter that Derek's single "Happy Birthday Bitch" is currently available on iTunes! Who is buying that – please do not admit it. Photo below. Does everyone in Atlanta think they can sing?

Reality Tea will be live-tweeting all the drama from the safety of our own homes where just in case any thongs or coochie balls pop up we can cover our eyes with a pillow. Thank the good lord for home living accessories!