I know, I had a bum like a Gibbon when I did it!
You now what really helps, either during the er... episodes, or after it's over, is antiseptic cream like Savlon etc on the offending part. Best if you do it as soon as it starts, it stings a bit at first, but then blissful relief !!

I know, I had a bum like a Gibbon when I did it!
You now what really helps, either during the er... episodes, or after it's over, is antiseptic cream like Savlon etc on the offending part. Best if you do it as soon as it starts, it stings a bit at first, but then blissful relief !!

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lmfao!!! i cried laughing at this, (sorry) the things we put ourself through!!

ROFL what a fantastic thread i havent laughed so much in ages
My wife normally has to drink a whole bottle of laxative before any results, me on the other hand if i so much as sniff the bottle i have to tie a plank of wood across my arse to stop me falling into the loo!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww drinking my latte at the moment hehehe i think mine was more bloating the other week to be honest, decided to only have the sparkling stuff last night 'after weigh in' tonight n tomorrow night then lay off it til after weigh in on friday 'hopefully the last one of total food replacement' trying to drink plenty of still water as well to see if that makes any difference

rofl this thread made me laugh i have heard get constipated on this diet but tbh i had a problem be4 i started diet so not sure if it will make a difference but think i will need to get so of the fibreclear in when i go for my first weigh in. xx

My wife normally has to drink a whole bottle of laxative before any results, me on the other hand if i so much as sniff the bottle i have to tie a plank of wood across my arse to stop me falling into the loo!

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That made me lol - thanks for sharing that (not so little) gem with us.

do you know i really love this site i am sat at the moment chucklin my head off with tears rolling down my face!

hubby asked what i was laughing at so i told him i don't think he was too amused with the subject lol

i have my own little problem which is very common after childbirth, effectively known as my little cluster of planets round uranus (pmsl)
doc gives me wicked suppositories they sure come in handy when overdoing the garlic ( think i have a bit of IBS too)
always got a good stock of em so might have to invest in some laxatives for those hard to go moments lmao

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