Jason Varitek and Maroon 5. Together at Last.

Last week, we learned that the Dave Matthews Band will be playing Fenway Park this summer. Today, we find that the Sox are considering a purchase of radio station WBOS — the local bastion of repetitive adult contemporary sleepy-rock — as its new broadcast flagship. What’s next? Trading Papelbon & Lester for Hall & Oates? Replacing “Dirty Water” with “Muskrat Love”? NESN Sportsdesk with Avril Lavigne? Somebody get Iggy Pop, Trent Reznor and Axl Rose on the phone. Stat!