The only explanation Web Watch has for “vegetables” and “fresh fruit / salad” appearing on this list is that it was based on a survey of what the spouses wanted served at a Super Bowl “party”, where you have to have a spread of food for all to enjoy, rather than just basic tailgating/bar food available for the Real Football Fans.

‘Cause if you asked only men, men who go to sports bars to watch their games weekly — they’d have no idea what a vegetable is.

And where’s “chips and salsa” on this list? No queso dip? Unless that’s all lumped under “dips”, in which case we’re okay with that.

“A balanced diet”? Ha! Not during football season.

If it matters, sodas were the most popular beverage at 71% . Beer drinking during the game clocked in 2nd on the list at 42%.