1. Amazing Football team
2. Also known as "The Blues"
3. Sings chants such as "we'll keep the blue flag flying high" and "blue is the colour"
4. Coached by Jose Mourinho
5. Amazing players such as Duff, Cole, Terry, Drogba, Lampard, Robben, Cech, Essien, etc

Simply the best team in the world. With homegrown stars like Terry and Lampard, upcoming talent like Sturridge and Bruma, and Seasoned Pros like Didier Drogba, Petr Cech, and Zola, no wonder the Blues are the best thing on the planet. However, teams such as: Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City, and Liverpool all suck. They all rely on foreign countries to staff their teams, and put in quite alot of money in the 2009/2010 season in which Chelsea hoisted not one but two trophies above their collective heads. They boast the 2009/2010 Golden Boot Winner and the Golden Glove Winner. No way to doubt the Blues are the best. Ancelotti's eyebrow said so.

With a resounding 6-0 win over some pipsqueak team, Chelsea FC clinched the EPL Title, leaving Manchester United, Arsenal, Man City and Liverpool in their dust.