Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; thethird says, "She is a 1." The other two look at him and wonder. Anotherwoman walks by. The first man says, "She is an 8"; the second says, "I giveher an 8+"; the third says, "She is a three." Again the first two men wonderabout him. Then an extremely fine-looking redhead approaches. The first mansays, "She is a 10!" The second man says, "She is an 11!!" The third guysays, "She is a six." The other two finally look at him and say, "What is thematter with you, man?? That redhead is perfect!! Are you weird orsomething??" "Wait a minute--you don't understand; I use the Budweiser scale." "What the hell is that?" "That's how many clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face."