Roadster Puppies: If you need it delivered right now, like right f&cking now, you call these young ladies. The Roadster Puppies pull up in their Fiat 500, you sign the form, hand over the package, and then they’re off with a high-pitched howl and a squeal of tires.

This is their dispatcher, Coffee Puppy. He operates off of his mobile phone, using this corner café as base of operations. I think this outfit may not be licensed. However, these little dogs get the job done.