The consequences of a depleted Miley Cyrus

Somehow our family avoided the whole Hannah Montana craze, just as we avoided the Justin Bieber craze. But apparently Miley Cyrus’s performance last night was the biggest upset of a performer’s fan base since Ricky Nelson played a Rolling Stones song onstage. Cyrus was “twerking,” according to the Twitter faithful. (John Podhoretz had the best definition of “twerking,” and it’s more accurate than the accepted definition.)

Our friends at RightWisconsin reminds us that The Onion correctly predicted the Miley Apocyrlypse two years ago.