Lou "Human Border Fence" Dobbs was the anchor of CNN's nightly television program, Lou Dobbs Tonight, until he died on November 29, 2006, as first reported on The Colbert Report. Somewhere in Heaven, he's smiling down on fired immigrants

Though Dobbs was aired on the liberal CNN, his views were not the same as the station's. Dobbs was strongly opposed to foreigners, amnesty for aliens (both legal and illegal), and guest worker programs (except for his housekeepers). Lou also criticized free trade, job outsourcing and lobbying (What was he a Communist?) He supported stringent (and manic if necessary) enforcement at U.S. borders (Canadian and Mexican alike), whether by federal or state action, or by private groups like the Minuteman Project. Lou is currently married to Avril Lavigne who earlier this decade jumped the US-Canadian border into the US.

Dobbs was born in Texas, raised in Idaho and lived in Sussex County, making him, quite literally, All-American. In his spare time Lou regularly rounded up aliens and took them across the nearest border. If you see any foreigner, first call The Lou Dobbs Memorial Anti-Alien Society, then call your local police, America will thank you for it.

Wikiality.com would like apologize to Lou Dobbs and make a retraction. We suggested that Lou Dobbs was married to one Mexican Maid, the truth is she is part of a big harem of Mexican Maids (and one Mexican gardener). Again, we apologize for our error and we regret our mistake.