"When I first heard that Ron had swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills, I was shocked," said Hector Benitez, Butler's friend and coworker at Williams+Kennedy Marketing Consultants. "But after the team went through Ron's final PowerPoint presentation, I had a solid working knowledge of the pain he was feeling, his attempts to cope, and the reasons for his ultimate decision."

Not only is it a parody, but the publication has a disclaimer that it is not for readers under the age of 18. So, the link has been clipped. If there are no objections from the OP member, I will close this thread.