Improve the nut behind the wheel

Whatever car you drive (unless it's a convertible -- goddamn you, "safety"), the national BMW club's coming to teach you how to push it to its limits, with an Oct 8-9th session that'll help you master the race track with a combo of classroom and in-car instruction on everything from driving lines, to heel-toe downshifting, to proper hand positioning, which basically means telling him smart things like "So what Jefferson was saying was 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too'".

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