PAO INNOVATION ANNOUCEMENT!

PAO knows you are self conscious about the size of your bank account. We are, too – hell, who the fck isn’t? That’s why we sunk hundreds of dollars into R&D on this economy-proof penny pinching market we’ve invented. Fck Fast Food. This is SUPERfastfood. Oh yes – starting today, at vending machines around the world – you can get PAO branded FRENCH FRIES and PIZZA!!! No more lines at fast food – no more Super Size scams – this is cut and dry – get your grease fix for a prix fix.

Unfortunately Onion Rings are still in development. The problem is right now, demand will be too high, so we’d either experience lines at the machine, or simple out-of-stock-ness, which is not acceptable in the PAO by-laws.