Construda Regional Final: No. 1 Viking vs. No. 6 Chief. WHO YA GOT?

The Chief has already withstood one battle against a band of seafaring marauders in addition to the anguish of killing one of his own. Now, it’s back to the seafaring marauders, just this time they don’t have guns. Apparently you voters have taken an about-face on the top seeds and Chief is the biggest underdog going into the round. Who advances to meet the TIGAH!?

VikingPro:-In pairs, have amusing viral videos.-Makes a nice refrigerator-Again, probably named Leif-RagnarÃ¶k an effective spell in Final Fantasy III

Con:-Is Ralph Wiggum in Dreamland-Just signed Gus Frerrote (Again!)–Thor movie will probably suck-Beloved by Drew-Inspired the Nazis (probably all that blond hair)-Rare breed of extinct white people

ChiefPro:-Leader-Cigar store Indian very imposing-slang for smoking weed-Would like to clear up the myths about this scalping business-Headdress distractingly flamboyant

Con:-Leader of side that lost-Defined by job title-Can be used as patronizing term of affection-Old-Rain Dance of little use in this case-Possibly named Chief-Loses-To-Viking

I don’t think there are enough nerds/asian teenagers to understand that Ragnarok joke, the exception being me of course.

By: futuremrsrickankiel

04.03.2008 @ 2:52 PM

Under the Chief’s weaknesses, you forgot:

– is deceptively difficult to spell

By: Brendan

04.03.2008 @ 3:05 PM

History shows that the Vikings could not conquer the Native Americans. Now the Tuscaloosa Alcoholism Genes or the Ft. Wayne Small Pox Blankets might stand a chance.

By: quiet strength

04.03.2008 @ 3:13 PM

I know this is a mascot Kill Kill Kill tourney, but I just don’t feel good about having teams quarterbacked by Brodie Croyle and Tarvaris Jackson and coached by Herm Edwards and that child molester guy in the final four of anything.

By: Animal Mother

04.03.2008 @ 3:19 PM

Vikings should be the call here.

Chiefs lost to the white man.

Vikings are white men.

Ergo, Vikings > Chiefs.

But then again, the Chiefs have won a Super Bowl and the Vikings are still 0-4.

By: Claude Balls

04.03.2008 @ 3:34 PM

But then again, the Chiefs have won a Super Bowl and the Vikings are still 0-4.

Now, that’s just cruel.

By: Otto Man

04.03.2008 @ 3:41 PM

Now, that’s just cruel.

But true. Great White Father Hank Stram approves!

By: rukrusher

04.03.2008 @ 3:51 PM

“Let’s matriculate the ball down the field.”

Chief +1

By: the great bambi

04.03.2008 @ 3:52 PM

and the chiefs’ win was over the vikings

By: SlideShow Bob

04.03.2008 @ 4:11 PM

The tomahawk is just a smaller not as deadly form of a Axe.

Gotta go with the Vikes

By: Abraham

04.03.2008 @ 4:16 PM

Wasn’t Ragnorak the esper and the sword, and Ultima the spell? Pretty sure it was. That’s better, anyway.

Unless Chief can cast Life 3… then Viking’s fucked.

Chief should win. I don’t want the Viking name winning some online vote and pushing back the day when they officially become the Purples Jebuses.

By: Professor Chaos

04.03.2008 @ 7:38 PM

Chief is about the only patronising term of affection known in New Zealand.