Someone just walked past me in work, and down the full length of a very long room was 'trumpeting' the tune "Pardon me boys, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?". I almost went the full Bernard on them. Don't they know that ear worming is virtually a crime? Perhaps if it isn't, wilfully doing so should be.

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