I am one of Scunthorpes finest wrestlers, and I 'used' to wrestle for a company called British Wrestling Revolution. I had a BWR contract match against Kelvin Kayton in July for said company, and sadly things ended terribly. In Lehman terms, I lost gracefully. Since then I have lost everything due to the ramifications of this match, my house, my wife, my 6 kids, my job and worst of all my dignity. Things have gotten that bad that I am currently living in a shed, with only a nightly visit from a hedgehog as a friendly face. I have even had to sell my PS1, one of my beloved possessions.

Since then, BWR have not offered an olive branch to me, thus giving me no chance at redemption. Having said that, i had to forcably interject myself into their last show. In this match, I overcame all obstacles and amazingly bodyslammed fellow wrestler CJ Banks, leaving everyone witnessing this to be in amaze and awe. Yeah, I lost again, but the fact of the matter is I proved to everyone watching I can hang up there with the best and i deserve another shot at getting my life on track.

All I ask is to give a hard working man another chance at redemption in winning the contract and giving the people of Grimsby another reason to attend BWR shows. And it is getting quite cold in the shed at this time of year, and I desperately need a shower and shave. It's been three months now and I'm looking a lot like a zombie version of the hairy one from the Bee Gees. Please sign this petition and help me show that i have mass suport wherever you may be. This will then be delivered to BWR Management for them to hopefully make the RIGHT decision and give me another contract earning oppurtunity match.