Piranha 3D opens this weekend, and while it’s so gory and boob-filled that they can’t show a lot of the good parts in their promotional material, they prove once again that they’re pretty good at the viral marketing thing. In this video, stars Paul Scheer, PORN STAR RILEY STEELE, KELLY BROOK NAKED LESBIAN NIPSLIP UPSKIRT, and the should-be-a-bigger-star-by-now Adam Scott begin their For Your Consideration campaign for Piranha 3D‘s Oscar. It’s pretty funny. I mean, maybe not now-I-really-want-to-see-Piranha 3D funny, but I applaud the effort.

At last year’s Oscars, did one of the presenters bodies get cut in half, where the top half fell off the bottom half like a cartoon? I don’t know. Didn’t watch it. And neither did anyone else under 50.

Well obviously best picture, but why stop at best picture? How about gun-toting jetski fight in a piranha-related film? How about best penis being gobbled up and spit out in 3D?

Hey, I didn’t know Larry Fishburne’s daughter was in this! (*bike horn, pie to the crotch, cartwheels off stage*)

alexandre aja is has the gory-borderline camp stuff down to a science. high tension and hills have eyes were pretty damn good.

08.18.10 at 11:37 am

Froteur

O’Connell lists all the things he’s been in and forgets Rebecca Romijn? Must still have the taste of Stamos in his mouth.

08.18.10 at 11:55 am

Dingus

Another commonality between Shammy movies and Pam Anderson’s pussy? Tommy Lee has rented The Sixth Sense about 100 times and still can’t figure out the ending.

08.18.10 at 11:57 am

Mark It Zero

I get the same feeling when I see Paul Scheer as when the Pedigree dog adoption commercial comes on. I know he’s hideous, but someone please take him in. Give him a chance, he’ll be your best friend.

08.18.10 at 12:00 pm

Froteur

Paul Scheer is the retard’s Rob Corddry.

08.18.10 at 12:12 pm

Donkey Hodey

This is what happens when you don’t ever yell at your children for making something ugly or stupid. No, Johnny, your macaroni dinosaur sucks fucking dicks. I could buttfuck a nun and have her fart something that looks more like a stegosaurus on a piece of construction paper than this fucking abortion of glue and pasta you’ve come at me with. It’s a good thing you’re not my biological son. I’m hitting your mother extra hard tonight for making me put up with her horseshit retarded child.

08.18.10 at 12:13 pm

Mark It Zero

Paul Scheer had to chase down and corner that tuxedo for this sketch.

08.18.10 at 1:47 pm

The Jersey Devil

Who bothers yelling at their kids anymore? I just have the nanny do it.

08.18.10 at 5:10 pm

Mixhail

I’d like to Piranha 3D Kelly Brook’s vagina, meaning I’d throw in a ridiculous amount of (plot) twists and props in it with little to no effort at all, and hope that something sticks. Oh and Ving Rhames will be there for some reason.

08.18.10 at 9:49 pm

Kevin

@ZeroCharisma: the working subtitle for the script was “The Rosie O’Donnell Story”

08.18.10 at 10:01 pm

Kevin

I applaud Piranha 3D for embracing the campy titty-horror movie genre. My Bloody Valentine 3D got it and was enjoyable; absurd amounts of nudity and silly violence makes for a good time… and then you can watch the movie.