Come and listen to a story about a man named NedAssistant GM, barely a thought in his headThen one day by the Dodgers he was wooedAnd soon he moved south, plumb full of gratitude

GM of the Dodgers, he is. Head honcho. The Big Cheese.

Well, first thing you know ole Ned’s full o’ hot airGrady called and said, “Ned, we’d make quite a pair!”Said “Californy is the place I oughta be.”So he finally pulled Pedro and headed toward the sea.

Chavez Ravine, that is. Traffic jams, pitcher’s park.

Well, now it’s time to say goodbye to Ned and all his kinAnd they would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin’ inYou’re all invited back again to this localityJust don’t leave the park when the score’s tied at three

In the bottom of the 7th, no less. Sit a spell. Try and stay for a full nine innings.