My favorite was coming around a corner on the Red Hawk portion of Ridgeline to find two kids sitting on the trail; a woman with her pants around her ankles, underwear pulled down over one cheek, and her husband on his knees inspecting her backside! So I say, "Ahem, can I ride through?" Those pants rocketed back up, and she turned a bright shade of crimson! Then they felt the need to explain that she sat on a cactus and her hubby was trying to remove the spines! At least that was their story, and they're sticking to it...

My favorite was coming around a corner on the Red Hawk portion of Ridgeline to find two kids sitting on the trail; a woman with her pants around her ankles, underwear pulled down over one cheek, and her husband on his knees inspecting her backside! So I say, "Ahem, can I ride through?" Those pants rocketed back up, and she turned a bright shade of crimson! Then they felt the need to explain that she sat on a cactus and her hubby was trying to remove the spines! At least that was their story, and they're sticking to it...

My wife and MIL were hiking a few months ago and came across an overweight couple "fornicating" just off the trail but still in full view. They stopped and pretended they were invisible or something as the two ladies walked by. Sounded pretty awkward.