Love ‘Star Wars’? Best to pose naked inside a horse carcass

Well this is awkward … I thought I was a pretty big “Star Wars” fan. But, no surprise, I’m nowhere near as committed as this Portland nudist.

The Seattle Weekly reports of Jasha Lottin, a 21-year-old aspiring model who – excuse me here while I throw up in my mouth a little – recently posed naked inside of a horse carcass and posted the pictures to the Internet. Ultimately, the Weekly reports, she ate it (the horse, not the Internet).

Her inspiration for the gory photo shoot? If you’re a big “Star Wars” fan, hopefully you’ve guessed it by now – that scene in “The Empire Strikes Back” when Han Solo slices open a dying Tauntaun with a lightsaber and shoves a freezing Luke Skywalker inside to keep him warm.

“I thought they smelled bad … on the outside!”

After Lottin posted the pic to 4chan, the infamous photo-sharing website, someone called the cops. The Washington County Sheriff’s Office in Oregon investigated, but decided no crimes had been committed, the Weekly reports.

That’s because Lottin and a friend reportedly bought a sick, 32-year-old horse in Richfield, Wash., that was already scheduled to be put down. Her friend shot it in the head, then the two skinned it and gutted it. Finally, it was Lottin’s turn to “be one with the animal.”

The Seattle Weekly has a lot more detail and, of course, a slew of disturbing and disgusting photos from the horse-carcass shoot. Seriously … look at the photos (which contain some rear nudity) at your own risk.