Monday, July 4, 2011

Happy Fireworks Day!

Your Mama, at the beach in the bosom of family and friends, plans to drink gin and tonics from noon until midnight, eat a pile of strawberries and too much cake, and fit our long-bodied bitches Linda and Beverly with ear plugs so the booming fireworks don't cause them to have a damn heart attack.

That means we will not discuss celebrity real estate today. Sorry puppies.

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Mama, Happy Independence Day !!When you come back could you, please, tell us some Madonna news ?I'd like to know if she already moved from Harpeley Hall to the townhouse on the Upper East Side ?The Harpeley Hall apartment is on the market ? For how much ? Do you have pictures and floor plans ? I'm so curious about that. Thanks, Mama.

I agree on the Madonna news! I happen to know 2 people who live on her new block who tell me that 1) The house looks flawless, 2) the gate is intense and 3) It doesn't appear she has fully moved in yet, although they have seen some furniture and things being shipped in. I am dying to know how much she wants for her Harpeley Hall place, and very interested to see if maybe Lady Gaga will take her love for Madonna a creepy step further and try to buy the place? Or will Madonna just hang on to it and let Lourdes live there? Lourdes already has her own clothing line, why not her own CPW apt?!