Back by popular demand, for one night only. JOHN EPPERSON: THE ARTIST PRINCIPALLY KNOWN AS LYPSINKA! Let's celebrate together the return of Spring, the beautiful month of May in NYC, with some fun, laughs, drinks and eats. Air-cooled! Saturday, May 13, at 7:30!

You've all been clamoring for brand new merchandise from Lypsinka, The Goddess of Show Biz. Now available are greeting cards, T-shirts, iPhone covers and more! All illustrated by artist Stefano Imbert.

Go immediately to www.zazzle.com/lypsinka* to purchase your keepsakes from The Fabulous Lypsinka! And, remember, these official Lypsinka items make great gifts for holidays and birthdays!

Tell your friends you got these treasures from The Personification of Pizzazz!

The Fabulous Lypsinka's Fabulous Promotional Tape

/epperson/reallyreallydirtyblonde/" target="_blank">Click here to read Lypsinka's new essay about The Bad Blonde Barbara Payton, the most notorious 1950s movie star.

Lypsinka has chosen to auction some of her precious estate. However, the auction is not happening at Sotheby's, it's happening on eBay. Click here and you will find such items as designer dresses, custom-made costumes, posters, rare showbiz books, some of Lypsinka's world-famous record collection, magazines, and much, much more! Many items comes with an autographed photo of "The Lyp." Act now before Barbra Streisand and other collectors snatch up everything!

Do you crave advice from Lypsinka? Well, relax. Because now you can get it. Hear Lypsinka speak "live" and tell you how you can achieve and maintain elegance by clicking here. (www.keen.com/Lypsinka)

Coming soon: The Goddess of ShowBiz tells you how to make it in the world of entertainment!

Ever wished you could get into Lypsinka's record collection? Now you can! Click hereto hear a 3-hour radio show from the archives of WFMU.org co-hosted by Lypsinka and featuring lots of goodies from her private, eclectic storehouse of incredibly strange music. You can even hear an excerpt from Lypsinka's highly-acclaimed show "As I Lay Lip-synching!" You will need to have Real Player to listen to the archive. Have fun!