İngilizce Fıkralar - Jokes

Pete and Sally had been married for 59 years, not always happily - Sally takes Pete home, tucks him in bed, and pats his head as she carries on with her tasks. Pete lays in bed With all his remaing strength he pulls himself up on his feet and

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beli

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked: The teacher wasn't certain which it was, and so divided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of

A doctor was having an Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, The doctor said, So the wife picked up the card and read, Spaghetti - Makarna

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said Then the undertakers locked the casket down and

A teacher dies and due to some of her good deeds, she is allowed to choose her own fate: Heaven or Hell for all eternity. Being a wise, dead person, she asks the Angel-on-duty for a tour of both. The first stop is Hell where she sees thousands of classrooms. Fire licks the teachers' faces as they try to teach, demons says the teacher, The Angel-on-duty replies: Teacher's Heaven