But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

Sam

Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

Sam

Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.

Daniel

You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over 'til it's over.

Daniel

Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests - for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral - I am confident she expected me to ignore.

Daniel

When she first mentioned what was about to happen, I said, "Over my dead body." And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine..."

Daniel

True love lasts a lifetime.

Karen

Get a grip, people hate sissies. No one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.

Karen

Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

Karen

The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier-machÈ lobster head.