A loner who has nothing better to do than to type up a hate definition of beautiful people. h8erpot8er is usually forever alone in a room full of empty bottles and lotion and paper towels, typing away on their computers and if they're bored, they'll go to spankwire.com and fap until they realize they'll never get any more action than their hand. h8erpot8er is a hermaphrodite. h8erpot8er just needs to have a social life and more friends.