@Veronica Mars is smarter than me
I'm very late jumping into this thread, but I couldn't resist telling you that I am just now in a similar situation. I've expressed my fascination with the LDS church to my dude, and he ordered me a book of Mormon as a joke. On Saturday while we were out, two missionaries visited the house asking for me and spoke to my roommate. I know they're going to come back and I don't know how to break it to them that it was a joke. As uncomfortable as I am with evangelizing, I still feel terrible insinuating to them that their belief system is a joke to me. And I tend to be a people pleaser, so I'm also afraid I'll end up agreeing to take a book or go to a meeting, which I really do not want to do. UGH.

@PistolPackinMama @OhMarie - Ahhhh thank you both! I will try both of these suggestions. I have to start talking to some new dudes so I can stop boning my ex, who has now been my ex for longer than he was my boyfriend and we're still boning? Yikes.