Yesterday I made the foolish mistake of letting my better half drive the
disco through a local game reserve while I tried my best to pacify the two
squeakers in the back. Anyway the fellow said that the lions were rather
keen on spare wheel covers and not to let one get behind the vehicle. With
three lions sitting right next to the track, the wife thought this was an
unmissable photo op and decided to stop and lean over to get a few good
shots (they were sitting on the passenger side). As soon as the big male got
up I told her to get going pronto. Well you can guess the rest. The lion
ripped the spare wheel cover (that took me about 10mins of puffing and
grunting to get on) off in about 2 sec, while we were dawdling off in low
first.

Fortunately my oldest (2.4years), who usually runs amok in the back of the
disco was sitting with me in the middle seats, or I fear he might have
thought this was getting a little too close to nature. Anyway, I am now in
the market for a new wheel cover and am not keen on LR pricing. Any ideas on
where to get cheap one?

"Fanie" <fanie@checkitsystems.com> wrote in message
news:VbadnZB1kLwT1kbfRVn-3w@is.co.za...
> Hi All
>
> Yesterday I made the foolish mistake of letting my better half drive
the
> disco through a local game reserve while I tried my best to pacify
the two
> squeakers in the back. Anyway the fellow said that the lions were
rather
> keen on spare wheel covers and not to let one get behind the
vehicle. With
> three lions sitting right next to the track, the wife thought this
was an
> unmissable photo op and decided to stop and lean over to get a few
good
> shots (they were sitting on the passenger side). As soon as the big
male got
> up I told her to get going pronto. Well you can guess the rest. The
lion
> ripped the spare wheel cover (that took me about 10mins of puffing
and
> grunting to get on) off in about 2 sec, while we were dawdling off
in low
> first.
>
> Fortunately my oldest (2.4years), who usually runs amok in the back
of the
> disco was sitting with me in the middle seats, or I fear he might
have
> thought this was getting a little too close to nature. Anyway, I am
now in
> the market for a new wheel cover and am not keen on LR pricing. Any
ideas on
> where to get cheap one?
>
> Regards
> Stephen
>
>

Last time my Disco went in for service (Testers of Edenbridge) they
rang up and asked if they could put one on with their logo -
complementary to you sir ! - mind you it did have a rivals one on at
the time which they presumably ritually destroyed!

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"dewils80" <dewils80.1scxd0@raggamuffinlandyzone.co.uk> wrote in message
news:dewils80.1scxd0@raggamuffinlandyzone.co.uk...
> You could run over the lion, skin it, and use it as a novelty wheel
> cover.

Trouble is, unless you're a very dab hand with a remote control grabhook, or
a superfast taxidermist, his girlfriends would be eating you as you work
> Leave the head on for best results.
> What do the lions do with the covers?

On Mon, 18 Jul 2005 07:24:52 +0000 (UTC), Andrew Mawson wrote:
>> Anyway, I am now in the market for a new wheel cover and am not
>> keen on LR pricing. Any ideas on where to get cheap one?
>
> Last time my Disco went in for service (Testers of Edenbridge) they
> rang up and asked if they could put one on with their logo -
> complementary to you sir !

Just after I got my Disco I lost the wheel cover during a storm.
Turning round in a narrow lane, it got hooked on a tree, heard a noise
but with heavy rain (a few hours later the water would be flooding
Carlisle) and 50mph winds I wasn't *that* keen on getting out, the
gates were bad enough.

Next time I went into the dealers I asked about wheel covers "One with
our name one will be free" "OK that'll do."

In message <VbadnZB1kLwT1kbfRVn-3w@is.co.za>, Fanie
<fanie@checkitsystems.com> writes
>Hi All
>
>Yesterday I made the foolish mistake of letting my better half drive the
>disco through a local game reserve while I tried my best to pacify the two
>squeakers in the back. Anyway the fellow said that the lions were rather
>keen on spare wheel covers and not to let one get behind the vehicle. With
>three lions sitting right next to the track, the wife thought this was an
>unmissable photo op and decided to stop and lean over to get a few good
>shots (they were sitting on the passenger side). As soon as the big male got
>up I told her to get going pronto. Well you can guess the rest. The lion
>ripped the spare wheel cover (that took me about 10mins of puffing and
>grunting to get on) off in about 2 sec, while we were dawdling off in low
>first.
>
>Fortunately my oldest (2.4years), who usually runs amok in the back of the
>disco was sitting with me in the middle seats, or I fear he might have
>thought this was getting a little too close to nature. Anyway, I am now in
>the market for a new wheel cover and am not keen on LR pricing. Any ideas on
>where to get cheap one?
>
>Regards
>Stephen
>
>

I give my wheel covers away to customers free.

But I guess the postage to you would be a problem.

Although my wheel cover have been spotted at both ends of Africa !

Am thinking of putting a "spotted" page on the web site when I get it
done to see how far away my covers have been.

>Last time my Disco went in for service (Testers of Edenbridge) they
>rang up and asked if they could put one on with their logo -
>complementary to you sir ! - mind you it did have a rivals one on at
>the time which they presumably ritually destroyed!

They are my local dealer too....... But they know better than to remove
one of my wheel covers !!!!
--
Marc Draper

They do that because they are fed from the back of a bakkie, they expect
food there. I recall this happening to a Jewish dentist's Suzuki a few years
back. He had us in stitches when he recounted the ordeal in his Yiddish
accent.
I had an encounter with Lions at the Lion & Rhino park in GP, the buggers
climbed all over my (then new) 316 BMW! Got off with a few scratches.

Regards
Sean

"Fanie" <fanie@checkitsystems.com> wrote in message
news:VbadnZB1kLwT1kbfRVn-3w@is.co.za...
> Hi All
>
> Yesterday I made the foolish mistake of letting my better half drive the
> disco through a local game reserve while I tried my best to pacify the two
> squeakers in the back. Anyway the fellow said that the lions were rather
> keen on spare wheel covers and not to let one get behind the vehicle. With
> three lions sitting right next to the track, the wife thought this was an
> unmissable photo op and decided to stop and lean over to get a few good
> shots (they were sitting on the passenger side). As soon as the big male
> got up I told her to get going pronto. Well you can guess the rest. The
> lion ripped the spare wheel cover (that took me about 10mins of puffing
> and grunting to get on) off in about 2 sec, while we were dawdling off in
> low first.
>
> Fortunately my oldest (2.4years), who usually runs amok in the back of the
> disco was sitting with me in the middle seats, or I fear he might have
> thought this was getting a little too close to nature. Anyway, I am now in
> the market for a new wheel cover and am not keen on LR pricing. Any ideas
> on where to get cheap one?
>
> Regards
> Stephen
>

"Landynut" <landywheelnut@telkomsa.net> wrote in message
news:dbgsln$gt4$1@ctb-nnrp2.saix.net...
> They do that because they are fed from the back of a bakkie, they expect
> food there. I recall this happening to a Jewish dentist's Suzuki a few
years
> back. He had us in stitches when he recounted the ordeal in his Yiddish
> accent.
> I had an encounter with Lions at the Lion & Rhino park in GP, the buggers
> climbed all over my (then new) 316 BMW! Got off with a few scratches.
>
> Regards
> Sean
>

I know they're tough cars, but I shouldn't have thought there would have
been much left of a BMW 316 after a rhino had climbed all over it? :o)