On her website, Reid is selling a fragrance called Shark by Tara for $24.95. The incredible description goes like this: "Shark by Tara is a light and refreshing perfume perfect for day-to-day wear. It also incorporates a plethora of 'lavender' colored flowers, which is Tara's favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara."

If she's serious -- and in a world where someone can profit making not one, but TWO, successful films about shark-tossing tornadoes, why wouldn't she be? -- this may be the greatest thing Tara Reid has ever done.

This image released by Syfy shows a scene from "Sharknado 2: The Second One." (AP Photo/Syfy)

Yes, I realize that list might be a bit short. But, still ...

The description continues: "Shark by Tara perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of nodes that embrace our fresh, light and fun feel. Our top-level node is clad with iced mint, violet and lemon, while our middle node is complete with jasmine, tuberose and muguet. The last dry node is cool blue rose, amber and musk."

They should hire the person who wrote that to write the next Sharknado movie.