I’m so over “fail”

I could go on with the rest of my life without hearing a sarcastic mention of “fail” this, that or full of “fail”. Ok, it was funny for about 5 minutes.

But you are sending me back to bad high school memories when the girls would constantly say “Trick!”, as in “Ted’s cute… Trick!”

Back then I pulled out my hair when I heard that stupid ass term. Now I have less hair to pull. I still feel a wretching feeling when I hear otherwise semi-rational people use the term “that’s full of fail” with an ounce of self-assured humor.

“Fail” is now banned from conversation. Let’s shitcan the tired Lolz cats and “pwnd” while we’re at it.