I have to tell you your cards are too damn funny for a bladder my age. I’m standing here with my legs crossed trying to place this order, so let’s hurry the hell up. N. Conway, NH

My café sells more Borealis Press cards than coffee. Boston, MA

I’m just a clerk here, but I don’t think I ring up any product more than Borealis Press cards. Ashville, NC

Wow!!! even my therapist buys these cards.

Hey...I was in Barry's Bay in Oct. and went into 'GRUMBLING GRANNIES'...saw your cards and stood for a half an hour laughing my ass off!!! I've gotta have these cards in my store... Belleville ON

Yours outsell our other card lines by far. Jerome, AZ

I am a U.S. Soldier stationed in Afghanistan. I buy your cards for birthdays and such. Thank you for your help!

I buy for our region. Borealis is hands-down our best-selling card line. New York City

They are magic. London, UK

Order in half dozens? I’d never have time! Blowing Rock, NC

The first time I ordered for my nursury and florist store, I asked for the cards to be put in sleeves because all my cards get damp. The second time I ordered I said, "Don't bother." Your cards don't stay around long enough to get damp. Cincinnati, OH

I looked at Borealis Press cards while my wife was trying on dresses. Two other men and I were in stitches. Everyone bought cards, but no dresses. New York City

Are you the ones with the wacko return policy of any card any time? Newton, KS

I had to stop laughing long enough to call you to place an order. Pittsburgh, PA

Your cards are chocolates for the soul. Lititz, PA

Borealis cards have overwhelmed the display at Arcadia. The more we put out, the more we sell. We have people who routinely buy $50 or more of these cards. New York City

Ten turns per year. Bloomington, IN

Customers actually request that we call them whenever a new design comes in. Del Ray, CA

We always have a Borealis card going through at least one of our checkout lines. Cape Cod, MA

I have a confession. I was less than impressed with #672 - but it sold out in a week. So much for what I know! Peterboro, NH

Personally I don’t care for magnets, but if I stopped ordering them my spinner would soon be empty. Chicago, IL

Somebody told you that they sell the &#2! out of these things. We sell that times three. Portland, ME

Everybody loves your cards! And I love telling them what nice people you all are—makes for a full-circle happy experience! Lewes, DE

I talked to my friend Lynne last night in Canada. She said in all her 28 years of owning stores never has she had something to sell like Borealis cards!

When I hear customers giggling next to the counter, I know they are looking at your cards. Gaylord, MI

Once a customer likes the concept they might buy six or eight at a clip. I also recognize specific repeat business from people who head right for the card rack. Buffalo, NY

Sadly, I’m closing. I ordered Borealis three months ago. I have very few left, and no need to discount them. Austin, TX

I have never received a card that made me laugh so much. Vancouver, BC