Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

New Child Catalogue

87235-BF Musical Baby Feeder keeps the toddlers of the neighborhood well-nourished with a storage capacity of three quarts. Just hang it on the porch, open your curtains and enjoy the antics of eager infants lured by the soothing sounds of classical music and the aroma of strained bananas. Available musical selections: Debussy, Strauss, Traditional Americana, Cajun Zydeco. Runs on 16 AA batteries, not included.

That’s an entry from the tongue-in-cheek New Child Catalogue. Oh how I wish they had photos. Link via my brother’s friend’s boyfriend who operates the website. In a few more steps, I get to meet Kevin Bacon.