Sunday, March 26, 2006

Fat Chicks.

Why the fuck do fat chicks think guys give a shit about them? I was at the bar for a beer for an hour and this 160 pounder sits at the bar and tries to strike up a conversation with me. She asks, "I've seen you here a lot, is this your regular bar?" I was stunned. Did this fat, stretch mark ridden bitch just pretend she wasn't the most repulsive thing in here? Does she really think I am drunk enough to give her the time of day? I replied, "Listen hun, I am only on my third beer. Move along, have a burger or something."