If I were ever date raped I would want it to be to "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin.

Why oh why oh why, Rainn? You've always seemed so sweet and likeable and smart and eccentric and like the kind of person that doesn't make cheap jokes at the expense of women. But this is so dumb and unfunny that not even Dwight Schrute could pull it off.

So far Rainn has not apologized, though he'd better issue a convincing one quickly if he wants any smart, cool ladies to tune into his forthcoming Office spin-off.

Update: Rainn is sorry. But the show of support he's receiving — 'cause there are just so many humorless bitches out there, bro — is still a little nauseating.