I do not like them here or there?
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like use warnings and strict.
I will not obey your good coding practice edict.

Could you, would you in your code?
Would you, could you in your PerlMonks node?

I could not, would not in my code.
I would not, could not in my node.
Not in my program.
Not in my script.
Not a one-liner.
Not with shebang.

Say! At night?
Would you, could you at night?

Not at night.
Not in the mornings.
I do not use strict and warnings!

If you do not use warnings and strict.
Then upon your code bugs you'll inflict.

I will not use warnings and strict.
My freedom of coding style they will restrict.
I am too Lazy to declare with my.
I do not need it; I'll get by.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

The stubborn hacker finally relents to trying them.

Say, I like warnings and strict!
I do! I like them a little bit.
I will use them in my code.
And I will use them in my node.
And in my programs.
And in my scripts.
warnings and strict are right for me.
They are so good, so good, you see.