“Bismarck Police Sgt. Mark Buschena said an employee at Stadium Sports Bar called police at 11:29 p.m. Sunday to report a customer at the bar had stolen the jersey, which had been encased in glass and hanging on the wall. The employee said the man had taken down the display and brought it into the bathroom.”

Dude breaks the glass, gets the jersey and eventually is arrested in his hotel room where he was wearing the Oilers sweater. Now he’s up for a felony and can’t drink thanks to his bond agreement.