A well intentioned rant about the current state of Advertising, with particular emphasis on Big Dumb Agencies (BDA's) Because, no matter how bad you think it is, it's actually a great deal worse!
"Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill pail." George Orwell.

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Fuck it… It’s only money… Client money!

I
used to think BBDO were the world’s biggest star fuckers. Apart from setting
Michael Jacksons hair on fire, they used Jason Alexander years after he stopped
being funny. Actually, I can’t remember when he started being funny… Anyway.
The baton has now passed to UK agency WCRS, who in their
current TV campaign for Sky Broadband have spots with Jennifer Aniston,
Pierce Brosnan, Bruce
Willis and fucking Al
Pacino! Can you imagine what that shit cost? It’s not like back in the old
days when Sly Stallone would fuck off to Japan to make a quickie for “Ito Ham!”
The Sky spots look like they were shot in the UK, so you know that heavies of
this caliber are in for big-bucks cosseting that would make “Kev “I always wear
black” Roberts, eat his fucking heart out. Anyway, it’s the Wizened of Oz’s
money. So fuck it!

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Fuck it… It’s only money… Client money!

I
used to think BBDO were the world’s biggest star fuckers. Apart from setting
Michael Jacksons hair on fire, they used Jason Alexander years after he stopped
being funny. Actually, I can’t remember when he started being funny… Anyway.
The baton has now passed to UK agency WCRS, who in their
current TV campaign for Sky Broadband have spots with Jennifer Aniston,
Pierce Brosnan, Bruce
Willis and fucking Al
Pacino! Can you imagine what that shit cost? It’s not like back in the old
days when Sly Stallone would fuck off to Japan to make a quickie for “Ito Ham!”
The Sky spots look like they were shot in the UK, so you know that heavies of
this caliber are in for big-bucks cosseting that would make “Kev “I always wear
black” Roberts, eat his fucking heart out. Anyway, it’s the Wizened of Oz’s
money. So fuck it!