I feel the need to start this post off by really showcasing my stupidity. Being lazy at work now that my project wrapped up is one thing, but eating expired yogurt takes on a whole new level of dumbass-ness. Whatever, you live and you learn. Make sure you always check your shit.

I had an epiphany the other day. I always make this huge deal about how I never do what my parents tell me and I always make an effort to choose the other path (click here) and then I suddenly realized that when it comes to dating…