Top Tens.

10. Has the word, "Institute" in their school name9. Before the game, their marching band members are recruited to play on the offensive line8. Have no bus to travel in, only a really well-organized carpool7. The head coach cannot figure out which end of his headset to speak in to6. Left over scholarship spots filled in by tackling dummies5. Team name appears on jumbo-torn scoreboard as, "Visitor"4. When they break the huddle - pulled hamstrings3. Think they are making a road trip to compete in a chess tournament2. Have to shorten the game to only three quarters1. Are on the schedule next season, too