Feck me!! Is Television THAT boreing??

RIP

Jade is to do a 'The Apprentice' style show to look for a assistant.I mean if someone could lift Â£50.000 from her bank account without her knowing feck all about it,she'd need a whole army of assistants to run her life!
Can we het a gruop of ARRSE'rs to apply? That'd spice it up!!

LE

easy job that all you have to do is decide wether to buy her the steak & kidney OR chicken & mushroom PIE !!!!

Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!

LE

NNNNNNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............permission to be sick, sir.

Mr. Chard Sir! Patrol has come back, Zulus have gone, all of 'em. It's a miracle! If it's a miracle Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry, point 45 caliber miracle. And a bayonet Sir! With some guts behind it!