However, you can vaccinate against a disease by eliminating half. We destroy the pegasi pwnies, and use our experience from eliminating them to finish off the rest of the species. I say Akkadia can join, for the time being.

Robot Monkey wrote:However, you can vaccinate against a disease by eliminating half. We destroy the pegasi pwnies, and use our experience from eliminating them to finish off the rest of the species. I say Akkadia can join, for the time being.

I respectfully disagree. The tactics Trattoria plans on using cannot make a distinction between pegasi and other pwnies. To respect Akkadia's wishes would require search and destroy, daintily checking to see if a pwnie is innocent or pegasus- in other words, impracticable and pointless. No doubt Akkadia is trying to dilute our anti-pwny efforts to buy more time for the other pwnies to gather forces and stage retaliatory attacks against us. If we are to win this war we must indiscriminately drop the hammer on the entire pwny race, not merely a specified few and taking care not to injure the rest.

Also, Akkadia would know that we are planning to backstab them anyway and so their joining at this point would only attract more suspicion. The best we can hope for is a temporary armistice of their non-interference in our crusade.

And while you ladies have been busy arguing over who's the prettiest, the Pwny's have been gathering their strength. The Menggu Republic agrees that the Akkadians should be allowed into our joint venture. If you believe they will stab you in the back, then keep a close eye on them. Either way, we need to take action now instead of argue among ourselves.

Alavar CortuthMenggu Republic

SIR_WHO wrote:Making Semaj angry is like inviting several bears to come and chill in your house, while you have steaks tied to yourself.

Semaj Nagirrac wrote:And while you ladies have been busy arguing over who's the prettiest, the Pwny's have been gathering their strength. The Menggu Republic agrees that the Akkadians should be allowed into our joint venture. If you believe they will stab you in the back, then keep a close eye on them. Either way, we need to take action now instead of argue among ourselves.

Alavar CortuthMenggu Republic

Exactly- Trattoria plans on delivering the first blow unto the pwnies in the coming war this coming weekend. We cannot restrict ourselves to pegasi as the Akkadians- our battle plans will result in the indiscriminate mass-murder of pwnies of all kinds. This coming operation will hopefully be so destructive as to result in the demoralization of the pwnies.

If the Akkadians were willing to compromise and allow for the genocide of all-pwny-kind then we would allow them in our alliance. But to allow pwnies of any kind to live for any reason is illegal under this alliance.

Prey-exclussion is a requisite for Akkadian compliance. The other penis types are still needed for our.. experiments. Naturally, we don't really mind if you kill all of the penises indiscriminately if we are allowed to keep a few specific samples of the general penis population around for experimentation purposes in a sterile, secure environment aboard the Juggernaught.

The specific pwnies we had in mind are likely to be considered some of the leaders of the pwnies (thus the strongest specimens), so their exclusion from the front-lines will certainly allow for much easier conquest of ekvestria as well.

piltogg wrote:Prey-exclussion is a requisite for Akkadian compliance. The other penis types are still needed for our.. experiments. Naturally, we don't really mind if you kill all of the penises indiscriminately if we are allowed to keep a few specific samples of the general penis population around for experimentation purposes in a sterile, secure environment aboard the Juggernaught.

The specific pwnies we had in mind are likely to be considered some of the leaders of the pwnies (thus the strongest specimens), so their exclusion from the front-lines will certainly allow for much easier conquest of ekvestria as well.