Lady Gaga Penis Shoes Censored For “American Idol”

Wondering why Lady Gaga’s stilettos were censored during her mentoring stint on Wednesday’s American Idol? Her phallic Lucite heels could have something to do with that.

The too-hot-for-TV shafts were crafted by London fashion brand Void of Course and reportedly cost $4,500. Too bad they never saw the light of day after they were spotted by Idol producers! A.I. bosses superimposed an Idol logo over the sexually-explicit stilettos after discovering that the heels mimicked the shape of a certain part of the male anatomy.