Let the record show that I used to toss that little girl in the air, just like in the comic. She used to get the shoulder rides, the horsie rides, all of that stuff. You understand, this was back when I was bigger-than-her enough to make it exciting, and she was smaller-than-me enough to make it practical. She apparently remembers all of this clearly, EXCEPT for the part about how she wasn't four feet tall and fifty pounds heavy at the time. She sometimes seems confused as to why Daddy is no longer suitable for use as a trampoline/jungle gym, and I can't seem to impress upon her the importance of that little detail...