The first little pig built his house out of straw because it was the easiest thing to do.

The second little pig built his house out of sticks. This was a little bit stronger than a straw house.

The third little pig built his house out of bricks.

One night the big bad wolf, who dearly loved to eat fat little piggies, came along and saw the first little pig in his house of straw. He said “Let me in, Let me in, little pig or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow your house in!”

“Not by the hair of my chinny chinny chinny chin chin chin”, said the little pig.

Don’t these celebrities know that Botox in the forehead won’t stop your face from getting wrinkles in other places. Your face still has to move. Just look at her weird wrinkles above her eyebrows she looks like a freak.