The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

There are no NB staffers that particularly care about K-stew’s vampire romps (me included). It’s against our better judgment to post any Twilight related stuffs. We know, however, that some of you out there actually watch these movies. Don’t ask me why. Seriously, don’t. I’ll just scream, kick and say very rude things.

Anyway, this is for the Twi-hards out there (and I say that with all due respect).

A new clip has been released for director Bill Condon‘s The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2. The clip featuresKristen Stewart‘s Bella arm wrestling Kellan Lutz’s character Emmett.

She might be good at arm wrestling muscular vampires, but lets see her take on Lincoln Hawk from Over the Top!

Argh, I really hate having to post Twilight stuff. I can assure you that none of the Nerd Bastards here approve of the franchise. We generally stay away from it.We know, however, that some of our audience are pretty die hard Twilight fans. Don’t ask me why. It’s because of these fans that we are obligated to share in hot Twilight buzz.

I’m so itching to spew specious hate, but imma keep it in and get this crap over with…

At the MTV’s VMA ceremony last night, a 90-second trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 was aired. The spot features a lot of the footage from the trailer and stuff that wasn’t. Actually, it highlights the resolves, or lack there of, between the vampire clans. “Witness the epic final battle of 15 people in the snow” is what they’re going for.

Look! We’ve got a teaser for a flick I’m sure you’re really excited for and one, well, it’s a trailer for a movie you might not give a rat’s ass about. Hence why I combined them to ease your displeasure. First, let’s get this trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 out of the way. It’s here, the final film and what I’m sure is not the final trailer.

Out of all the Twilight films I have the highest hopes for this one. That’s not really saying much because my hopes were never that high anyway, but here we’ve got vampire battles and a less useless Bella. So, y’know, maybe you won’t want to see it again and again but you also won’t want to claw your eyes out afterwards. Maybe. We’ll see.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 releases November 16 this year.

In far more exciting news, Disney has released a teaser for Pixar‘s Monsters University, the prequel where we see Mike and Sully in their college days. Actually, they’ve release one teaser, four times, each one with slight variations. Who the hell knows why, but they’re wonderful and far more enjoyable than Twilight. Check ’em out below the cut.

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