How often do you pros get laid?

Seriously curious, was thinking about this earlier. Do pros feed upon their female fans like musical artists, athletes, etc do or is the free skiing scene and female involvement in it too small and tight knit to allow for that sort of debauchery? Who are the pimps of the free skiing game?

Any pros or AMs with related stories feel free to post

Stuff like this is the reason people say fact is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Reality doesn't have to do shit.

Really though, its not just about being pro, most of it comes from the extreme amount of confidence that you have to possess to be a professional athlete. I mean if you're guinea pigging a 140' BC booter with a switch dub cork 10... you need to believe that you're fucking absolutely amazing. You need to believe it to the absolute core of your being, or else its completely ludicrous to even attempt most of the shit these guys do every day.

Women pick up on confidence. Any guy that walks into the bar like he owns the place seems to do quite well - especially with the bar-star type crowd. You may not form long-lasting love... but you can probably have a high success rate. Trust me - women find confidence extremely attractive, and for some reason they also seem to love that bad boy twinge to it.

Pros are confident, usually fairly wild, athletic and are famous to someone.

Might as well be sweating pheremones.

I went skiing with the cub scouts and saw freeskiers in the shitty winterplace park. I wanted to be cool so I started to do hood rat shit and here we are.

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Quoting Humps$ from Jun 2 2011 1:05:40:

the way she sings it sounds like a pillowcase full of cats being swung into a cement pillar repeatedly.Musically it was terrible in my opinion

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