Anyway, I am writing this post from theMedia Center of the 2014 New York International Auto Show. I know right?! So cool! Now I could go the usual route with this post and the posts following this one by writing about just the cars or having specific posts for the big time cars. But let’s be real, you can get that shit anywhere. There are hundreds of websites and blogs that have done just that. I have decided on an entirely new route for me. I have decided to write about my experience being a part of the invited media at the NYIAS.

What the hell does that mean, Brown Bear?

Great question little Timmy! I’ll tell you all about what in the world I mean! I will be writing about what I see and experience here more so than the vehicles I see and oogle over. I will still be writing about vehicles, yes, but it will not be my main focus. I am choosing this path due in large part because this is my first time being a part of the media at an auto show and because when I first got here, I had not freaking clue what I was doing. I mean, I still have no idea what I’m doing, so there’s that too.

I’ll write about the people I saw and met. The amazing new cars and debuts. How I felt clearly being a total noob to this whole shebang. I people watched quite a bit because I found it fascinating. And the debuts! Oh man, debuts are a whole different beast.

Anyway, this is the first in a multiple part series about my experiences as a person of the media at the 2014 NYIAS. Until then, enjoy the Jaguar F Type and Alfa Romeo 4C.

It is no secret that my dream build is a Previa or Estima of the 90’s body style in full blown bippu/vanning style. Seriously, no secret. I have loved Previas since I was a kid and my folks had Cadet Blue ’93 Previa that was our family battle tank. TANK! She went for 337,072 miles in her tenure with us and did it with grace. TANK!

Anyway, I was thinking about my dream build (as many of us do, a lot) and decided to go on the hunt for a Previa to post today, and I found one! Well it wasn’t very hard. If you type in purple previa in Google, this is the first hit as well as the next thirty hits.

I am sure you have seen this Previa in some facet posted up somewhere on the interwebs because you cannot go far in life without admiring true Vanning beauty. Ground-pounding and pantie-dropping.

A giant sex machine rolling on a set of staggered Work Meister S1’s and doing a damn good job of it!

At one of the places I work, there is a small gas station/garage a couple streets over that has a mint KP61 Starlet sitting in their lot. She looks to be completely stock and in really good shape. I would loooove to have it, but when I went in to find out anything about it, the owner said he’d never sell it. Dangit!

So for now, I have to quell that thirst for a beautiful KP61 with sessi ones from the internet.