Ok. I did a mad lib and this is how it turned out. I didn't see the text until after
I filled in the words (words in bold) so YESSSSS, it's COMPLETELY RANDOM. And some of
it accidentally makes sense.
The Person Who Did Stuff To Me
As I was meandering dramaticallydown the mts. , one fine summer'snight the most obnoxious, tiger walked by me, stopping me
in my tracks. "Look here," I said, your fugly mom weakly jizzed me, stopping
me in my tracks. "Look here," I said, finishing my belly button at him
barely, "That was terribly old of you. I demand an apology."
Then your mom exposed at me rudely and jizzed me again, this
time with both hairy balls.
"Excuse me!" I said, this time more wrongly. "Desist at once, or I shall be
forced to skin you. You're a very fat woman, I must say."
"I can't stop," your mom said slowly. "You see, my mother was a
hooker, my father was pimp, and the trauma was just too much. I'm just
as fucked as you, I'm wet."
, and the trauma was just too much. I'm mushy as a tiger, I'm
conniving to say."
At hearing his negative story, I felt for your mom. But I flipped
off the careless butt hole anyway and moved on.

Last edited: 18 April 2009

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