Transcript for President Obama's 5 Best Zingers from the Correspondents' Dinner

Feeling sorry I believe it -- not for the speaker of the house as well. These days the house Republicans. Actually give John Boehner a harder time -- they give me. -- which means point really of the new black. How well does Obama care have to work before you don't want to repeal. -- -- everybody's cholesterol drops to one point. What it. Your yearly check up came home when tickets a -- game. -- not pulled down sterling clippers the new Oprah clippers. Mitch McConnell pulse. Look I don't want Washington seems more dysfunctional than ever. Gridlock has gotten so bad in this town. You have to wonder what we do to (%expletive) off Chris Christie -- -- Mike Huckabee and Sean Hannity keep talking about his bare chest. -- which -- kind of weird. Things don't. And well if the sentence starts -- -- tell you something I know about the negro. -- -- -- Don't start your -- that went.

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