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A local man was found dead today in his apartment. He was in his mid 40's, average looking and apparently doing quite well for himself in life. Medical personnel who first arrived on the scene reported the man was found sitting in a chair with 30lbs in weight hanging from his penis. The weights did not appear to have been the cause of death, they say. The family has been notified of the mans death, although no word on when services will be held. No one from the mans family wished to come forward for comments, and asked that the mans identity remain unpublished.