ENT Caption Competition #91: All Kinds of Action

Well that is my first Caption Competition finished and people did enter it, so greatest fear alleviated. Can I say a big thanks to everyone who entered, I've been getting more than a few chuckles out of the entries, even as I re-read them to pick the winners.

Flox: Captain, I told you, the old "This chair is controlled by aliens" trick won't get you out of your annual colonoscopy this time! Now take your pants off and lay down before I'm forced to make the Corpral here do it for you!

TRIP: T'Pol, be honest. Is there any such thing as Vulcan neuropressure?
T'POL: You got me. I paid off Phlox.
TRIP: I knew it. What real Vulcan technique would be so blatantly erotic?
T'POL: Now want to or not?

HAYES: This is sure to get me cast in the new Die Hard reboot!
REED: No, you have to do it like this.