Nicolas: I could be a character witness and tell them that Daisy isn't the
type to steal and vandalize.
Birgitta: Captain, if somebody looked up your name in the database, what would
they find?
Nicolas: Umm...better not pick me.

Archer: Unless someone is doing random burqa compliance tests, ain't no one
gonna recognize you under all that.

Siqin: I've got some rather complicated news, captain. The professor we're
looking for has disappeared, and someone has already searched her office.
Osiris: Also, half the philosophy majors on campus are Neo-Nietzcheans.
Nicolas: Is that some sort of food?
Osiris: Sort of.

Archer: Some legends turn out to be true. Some legends turn out to be false.
Some legends turn out to be something completely different.
Osiris: What matters is whether this legend is edible.

Quinn, about Birgitta: She don't seem to know right from...beating people up.

Siqin: It was obviously done by someone with a seriously deranged personality.
Luke, to Osiris: Good thing you have an alibi.
Osiris: I was boning a hooker. Check my bank account.

Luke: It's my job to tell when someone's lying, and not to sound prejudiced,
but you Browncoats are terrible at it.

Jaya: I think we should pose as two missionary couples. [points at Nicolas
quickly] I get you.
Osiris, leering at Siqin: Anyone got a breath mint?

Nicolas, about Quinn and Osiris having sex on the ship: Anyone with ears heard
you. The only person you didn't wake up is the deaf woman.
Osiris: Well, your sister's a talker.

Sekhmet: I want to be tested for an imaginary disease even less than you do.
Quinn: I believe it. At least I know I don't have it.

Elisa: Your brother and the rest of the crew are going to steal a catapult
from the mutants and give it to the dwarves.
Siqin: Point of interest: your brother whacked his head really hard.

Nicolas: I find the doctor's story rather implausible.
Siqin: Which part?
Nicolas: The part where I died.
Siqin: Oh, that's true.

Siqin, to Nicolas: He seemed to think that if you died, it would be a clean
slate for the ship, so I let you die.

Osiris: On the bright side, if it activates, we'll die quickly.
Nicolas: That's not what I call a bright side, doctor. What about "on the
bright side, it's easy to cure" or "on the bright side, it can never
be activated?"
Osiris: Don't complain. It used to be "On the bright side, I'll kill all
the children first."

OOC

Beth: Some of your height went into your penis.
Sarah: If you could actually do that, all the men in the world would be like
4'9".

Sarah: The number of things that Eric talks about that anyone else can even
understand is getting smaller and smaller.

Beth: Somehow, you find a hand cart in Luke's shuttle.
Iain: That was a wild night.

Eric Z: A painting of a representation of a solar flare? You're getting a bit
away from your source material, don't you think?
Beth: A painting of an interpretive dance to music inspired about a poem inspired
by a solar flare.

Eric O: I'm doing a painting of an interpretive dance about feeling the captain's
penis in my back.

Eric Z: Crikey! Look at all these fundies!

Eric O: He was one of those Browncoats who didn't distinguish much between
soldiers and civilians. It's not like he killed women and children, but he sometimes
killed others.
Iain: Like shopkeepers.
Beth: He was an adventurer. He killed shopkeepers, city guards, and sometimes,
when he got lucky, innkeepers.

[sarcastic response after Birgitta asks whether the ship has "its own
inferno" - meaning incinerator, we think]
Iain: And on this deck, we have our inferno. And next to that is our shrine
to Zeus and our licking wall.

Beth: So what are people doing when you land on Boros?
Eric Z: The clown.

Beth: The girl in tap shoes does a little dance as she sings a song about how
it's your birthday, and the gorilla gives you a bunch of balloons.
Eric Z: And when they're done, they both commit suicide for your viewing pleasure.
Iain: That's how we do things here in the Core.

Iain: Anything I won't touch with a pole, Osiris gets.

Beth: Are you looking for a whore? You know the Companion Guild is on Sihnon,
right?
Eric Z: I'm not the type of guy Companions want.
Nikki: Maybe they'll give you to a trainee.
Iain: Yeah. It'd be like going to a beauty college. It takes seven times as
long, and every five minutes, the instructor comes over to offer advice.
Eric Z: I haven't seen anyone suck cock that bad since Luke Kano.
Iain: Cock-sucking was not my best subject in Companion school.

Beth: You encounter a super peanut. They have to put you in cryostasis until
they find a cure.
Iain: That sounds expensive. You should just die.

Rache: What would I need to roll to vomit on command?
Beth: Vitality + Willpower, difficulty 11. It would be difficulty 15, but you
DID just drink Good Deeds Wheat.

Beth: You know what's worse than doing a clown fast or doing a clown slow?
Doing a clown twice.

Eric Z: Luke was telling the truth. If you do it right she does enjoy it!
Beth: Everything Nicolas learned about sex he learned from Harlequin romance
novels.
Noel: Does it have to throb? I don't think it's ever throbbed in my life. I
need to take a penis gymnastics course or something.

Various players, singing: Step one - put a hole in the doc. Step two - put
the doc in the box. Step three - put the box in the ground. That's Doc's Christmas
present.

Beth: You get two pairs of handcuffs; one for business, one for pleasure.
Eric O: Are the ones for pleasure covered in pink fluffiness?
Iain: No, but the business ones are.

Beth: Is this the new Team Makes the Captain Cry?
Iain: Mr. and Mrs. Makes the Captain Cry.

Noel: That's a great idea. Make Osiris call Sekhmet and ask for her help.
Iain: He's going to call her and ask her to sponsor his opening an ice cream
shop on Hudson. Then he's going to come back to us and go, "Hey guys! Hey
guys! I convinced Sekhmet to back our ice cream shop!" And then we'd have
to space him.

Beth, about Osiris and Quinn: Honey, I love you so much, but this would be
so much better if you'd just hit me in the face with a cream pie and spray me
with seltzer water.

Noel: Hey Nick, did your parents have a spaceship when you were a kid?
Eric Z, impersonating Nick: It wasn't a very big spaceship. It didn't even have
shields.

Eric Z, complaining about the Cortex system: For every foot you fall, take
5 bash. That's balanced.
Noel: For every five feet you fall, pay a mechanic 30 credits.

Beth, about Siqin: She's gonna need help. I mean more than just sitting in
the cockpit, drinking tea and raising an eyebrow.

Noel, about trying to move Helen's Hope with a large number of small
engines: It's like taking the wheels off your car and putting a million roller
skates on it.