Sorta unrelated: R.L. Stine is a guest "judge" (I'll use that term loosely) on this episode called Halloween Wars on Food Network. Not sure what Goosebumps has to do with carving pumpkins. He mentioned that his job was, and I quote, "To scare people." Ugh...

Yeah I just saw that and was about to mention it here. But you beat me to it, curse you! I thought his "guest appearance" was strange. He didn't even do anything really. And maybe that'll be his next book: When Pumpkin Carvers Attack! DUH DUH DUH.

Did any of you read "Don't Ever Get Sick at Granny's"? I think it might have been a Fear Street book. It was similar to "My Hairiest Adventure" because at the end, it turned out that the whole story had been a dog's dream.

I just found this blog the other day. Have to say, I like it, though I never actually read the Goosebumps books as a kid. Still, these storylines are pretty silly, and you do a great job of tearing them a new one. I don't know what my parents were afraid of....

Back Taglines:-Digital Danger!Write and fight!(yeah, good advice for Stine on the Night of The Goosebumps Readers)Howl if you love Horrorland!

So since Troy seems to have given up on good ol' Goosebumps, here's me trying to carry on the baton.I'm doing this one in a way different from Troy's so he can put up his own one later(?) and approve this one for now.

Blob Monster1: Dude, you remember when we read 'Welcome to Camp Nightmare' and 'My Hairiest Adventure' by that guy with the bad haircut-R.L. Whine-remember how we thought 'Huh?!!!!Excuse me?!'-no, actually first we thought 'What!!!'-well anyway, we thought there's no way he's gonna try and pull that one off again in his TerrorVille series? Well, guess what?

Blob Monster2: You don't say?!

Blob Monster1: Uh-huh. I just skimmed through his latest:'Dr. Idiot versus Robby Barf'.

Blob Monster2:Wait a sec. You're talking to a guy who watched a Lizzy Shoo film yesterday. No way 'Dr. Idiot' can be worse right? Right?

Blob Monster1:Wanna bet?

Blob Monster2:(Opens his one fiendish eye wide with surprise)Okay, this I gotta hear!

Blob Monster1:So there's this kid called Robby Barf going hiking with his family which includes his brother Sam and his sister Taylor.See, Robby creates comics and posts them online(for whom?) and his favourite character is Dr. Idiot, a supervillian who comes up with stuff like 'easy as sitting on a lemon-meringue pie(what?)'. Yeah, that would kill me for sure, hearing that one.Now, the first chapter is coming to an end and you're waiting for Whine's usual cliffhanger which in this case is Dr. Idiot confronting Robby Barf in the woods with a dead squirrel for Robby's lunch.Will he eat it, won't he? Nope, he won't cause guess what folks, the whole thing that just happened was not real, it was Robby's COMIC.

Blob Monster1:A guy who's been kept in a locked room since childhood with only Whine's Goosebumps for company. This dude's always in a rage, especially when he's reading Whine's next.But I'm getting ahead of myself.So cheap tricks aside, let's take this from the top once again.Chapter 2 begins with Robby really really going on a drive to the woods with his family. He shows Sam the comic strip just described in Chapter 1 on his laptop. His laptop. In the woods. No wonder the little monsters these days look so pale and ill. So basically there's a little bit of pointless talk, some suspicious circumstances hinting that one of the titular characters has come to life(bet you're wishing its Robby, cause he sure as heck needs a life)working up finally to the exact same scene we had at the end of the first chapter involving Dr. Idiot, Robby Barf and the dead squirrel.Which.Is.Also.Another.Comic.Strip.Get it?

Blob Monster2:What?!

Blob Monster1:Yup, everyhthing that happened till now is still a comic strip. Not real.Yeah. I mean it. I kid you not.

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!

Blob Monster1:So starting again,and I swear no cheating this time, Robby , Sam and their friend Brooke are in Robby's room. Robby goes to get a cola and spills his coke when he hears a crash and hurries up to discover that his brother has been kidnapped by Dr. Idiot.There's an extended, stupid and pointless sequence in which Robby meets up with, then escapes from the Purple Rage whose idea of rescuing Sam involves braodcasting Robby's murder to everyone so that Sam will see it and escape from Dr. Idiot's clutches to save Robby.

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!

Blob Monster1:Oh yeah and Robby discovers Brooke's been kidnapped too, but who cares. Then he sees a new comic on the web conveniently informing him that Dr. Idiot plans to kidnap all the kids in town and make them skate forever on a skating rink and then charge people to see them(?)

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!

Blob Monster1:But then he goes there and gets himself caught by Dr. Idiot and his confederate the Scarlet Starlet.

Blob Monster2:Who?!!

Blob Monster1:Then he tries to lead an escape attempt with the two hundred odd kids there but-oh sorry, I forgot there's a bit where the Purple Rage comes in to try rescue the kids but ends up exploding(literally) with rage, but's that not important, is it?So then, Dr. Idiot melts the ice but ol' Barfy Boy makes it out of the melting pool and reaches for the good doctor's face and-PULLS IT OFF!!!

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!!

Blob Monster1:See, turns out its Sam under that mask and the Scarlet Starlet's actually Brooke and-

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!!!

Blob Monster1:And just then the cops(bless them)burst in, led there by Robby, who they had earlier let go on his own to face a supervillian(See, this is what they mean they say the cops are GOOD). But then Sam and Brooke vanish into the computer-

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!!!!

Blob Monster1:-and taunt Robby through the computer screen to which he responds by hitting 'delete'-

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!!!!!

Blob Monster1:-thereby killing his own brother and friend and-do you really wanna hear the last bit?

Blob Monster1:A guy who's been kept in a locked room since childhood with only Whine's Goosebumps for company. This dude's always in a rage, especially when he's reading Whine's next.But I'm getting ahead of myself.So cheap tricks aside, let's take this from the top once again.Chapter 2 begins with Robby really really going on a drive to the woods with his family. He shows Sam the comic strip just described in Chapter 1 on his laptop. His laptop. In the woods. No wonder the little monsters these days look so pale and ill. So basically there's a little bit of pointless talk, some suspicious circumstances hinting that one of the titular characters has come to life(bet you're wishing its Robby, cause he sure as heck needs a life)working up finally to the exact same scene we had at the end of the first chapter involving Dr. Idiot, Robby Barf and the dead squirrel.Which.Is.Also.Another.Comic.Strip.Get it?

Blob Monster2:What?!

Blob Monster1:Yup, everyhthing that happened till now is still a comic strip. Not real.Yeah. I mean it. I kid you not.

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!

Blob Monster1:So starting again,and I swear no cheating this time, Robby , Sam and their friend Brooke are in Robby's room. Robby goes to get a cola and spills his coke when he hears a crash and hurries up to discover that his brother has been kidnapped by Dr. Idiot.There's an extended, stupid and pointless sequence in which Robby meets up with, then escapes from the Purple Rage whose idea of rescuing Sam involves braodcasting Robby's murder to everyone so that Sam will see it and escape from Dr. Idiot's clutches to save Robby.

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!

Blob Monster1:Oh yeah and Robby discovers Brooke's been kidnapped too, but who cares. Then he sees a new comic on the web conveniently informing him that Dr. Idiot plans to kidnap all the kids in town and make them skate forever on a skating rink and then charge people to see them(?)

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!

Blob Monster1:But then he goes there and gets himself caught by Dr. Idiot and his confederate the Scarlet Starlet.

Blob Monster2:Who?!!

Blob Monster1:Then he tries to lead an escape attempt with the two hundred odd kids there but-oh sorry, I forgot there's a bit where the Purple Rage comes in to try rescue the kids but ends up exploding(literally) with rage, but's that not important, is it?So then, Dr. Idiot melts the ice but ol' Barfy Boy makes it out of the melting pool and reaches for the good doctor's face and-PULLS IT OFF!!!

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!!

Blob Monster1:See, turns out its Sam under that mask and the Scarlet Starlet's actually Brooke and-

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!!!

Blob Monster1:And just then the cops(bless them)burst in, led there by Robby, who they had earlier let go on his own to face a supervillian(See, this is what they mean they say the cops are GOOD). But then Sam and Brooke vanish into the computer-

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!!!!

Blob Monster1:-and taunt Robby through the computer screen to which he responds by hitting 'delete'-

Blob Monster2:WHAT?!!!!!!!

Blob Monster1:-thereby killing his own brother and friend and-do you really wanna hear the last bit?

I started watching the haunting hour's latest season today. Can't believe Stine had anything to do with 'Flight'. That episode was quite unlike his normal style. To begin with, I thought it was actually good. 'Sick' was more like him, though.

Yeah and two upcoming episodes involve a mummy and an evil doll. The concept of originality is clearly lost on Mr. Stine.

I mean the show is competently made and a few episodes are genuinely creepy. It's way better than the old Goosebumps series for sure. But if we're only two seasons in and we're already recycling Goosebumps plots it's going to be in trouble.

Maybe Stine's just treating it as a substitute for a new Goosebumps TV show, the same thing under another name. I've never seen The Haunting Hour, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was completely true anyway. Anyway, mummies and evil puppets are pretty broad tropes; it's plot recycling that's more indicative of rehash country, I think.

I recently read "College Weekend", one of Stine's Fear Street books. Yet another one in which the female characters trust strangers almost immediately, and constantly make excuses for the strangers' disturbing, dangerous behaviors.

The haunting Hour is better then Goosebumps, at least, but not by a huge amount...The first doll episode isn't really anything like the slappy ones, as technically the doll isn't trying to control the protagonist or make them a slave *whatever*, but is instead a doll version of the girl who owned her, and the doll tried to take over the girls life, as the doll wasn't happy and content enough being a mere childs play thing, and instead wanted a real life and a real family. As for the second ep, haven't seen it.Hey, at least Stine did something different this time, even if the ep did involve an evil kids toy.He may be recycling a few things, but at least he's got some sense to try a few new things out this time around...

Lee Hargrove wishes he could be lucky like his friend Cory Duckworth. Cory has to be the luckiest kid on the planet. Even Laura Groden, the girl Lee has a crush on, prefers to hang out with Cory. All Lee wants in life is to get a scholarship to Summer Sports Camp. But there's only one scholarship from his school and he's competing against Cory and Laura. Then Lee receives a good luck charm in the mail. It's a vulture's claw and Lee's life seems to change immediately. Until bad things start to happen. The vulture's claw is bringing really bad luck...

Benny here. Yay, I assume that most of you like The Haunting Hour. So do I. Who knew it would be renewed for a Third season. Which consists of 26 episode bringing the total to 66 episodes. 22 for the first 18 for the second. Also, if it gets renewed for a Fourth season, it will have more episodes than goosebumps. Bringing it to have the most episodes for any children/teen sitcom out their. Other show like this are obviously Goosebumps. Another one being The Nightmare Room. Which is also by R.L. Stine. The Nightmare Room is probably the least known one. It only has 13 episodes that are hardly 20 mins. each. It aired from August 2001 to March 2002. Don't get me wrong though as it has very many guest stars on it such as Amanda Bynes, Drake Bell, Shia Labeouf, and Kaley Cuoco. Amazing enough it is premering on the channel Chiller tomorow at 7:00 (central time) Andrew R. if your out their, why did you copy me :(

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That’s enough. Rant’s over. Fuck you,

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