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Drunk Ramblings Phase V: For a while I didn't realize what it meant when a woman asks a an up for chili dogs.I used to live next door to a sexy leopard elevator that would always ask me to come visit her and have chili dogs. Recently it dawned on me that this act means to shit between her tits and then fuck her tits. I don't think I could ever do this nor could I view another edible chili dog in the same sense ever again. :/