Ok so here’s the story… I’m laying in my bed sick as sh*t. Downstairs, I hear my mom scream, “HEY A BIG ASS BOX JUST CAME FOR YOU!!” I rolled over a little bit not thinking anything of it and 7 seconds later… “AHHHHHHHH!!” My mom runs upstairs and bust in my room and starts dancing doing the ‘running man’ singing, “MY BABY GOT AN AWARD! - MY BABY GOT AN AWARD!” I get from under my covers all sick like, “oh yay… They send those after you reach a certain milestone.” And before I know it she puts it by my face, “WAIT RIGHT THERE… IM BOUT TO GO GET DA CAMERA!” I’m happy and everything but momma… You opened up my mail?… There could’ve been a dildo in there or some sh*t…

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