Categories for Holidays

T’was the day before Valentine’s Day and all through the office, Mr. DeSergio’s junk was swelling at the sight of his big-boobed, leggy secretary Demmi Valentine taking dictation.

In this office, girls can come to work in tight skirts, high heels and low-cut blouses. More than productivity goes up.

Mr. D has bigger issues on his hands than some boring memo. Demmi’s big issues, that is. Her bazingas compel him to quickly get hands-on, and Demmi, being a company woman, is glad to assist him with expert dicktation and a whole more in “Working Girl.”

Cat Bangles is one of the hottest and horniest newcomers at SCORELAND.

Warning: Looking at Cat leads to stiff joints.

The Cat’s in the running for Voluptuous magazine’s Newcomer of the Year 2014 and Hardcore Performer of the Year 2014.

The busty Puerto Rican-American from Beantown calls her big 36DDD tits her “Energizer Boobies.” Why so? Because they’re still growing!

Cat has inspired many lost loads since her debut in April, 2014.

Cat is eager to start the New Years Eve party off with her own big bang theory. Dressed for sexcess in her party clothes, a very low-cut top open to the waist and a tight skirt, the Cat dances for her audience of one.

This time of year can be hectic. Holiday shopping. Making sure everything’s done at work before taking a few days off. Traffic. Etc., etc., etc.

That’s why we thought we’d give you an early Christmas treat here on the Blog and at SCORELAND. The treat’s name is Juliana, and she’s a brand-new newcomer who won’t make her official debut until January. Juliana has I-cup naturals, she always dresses to show off her hooters and she said, “I like to get a lot of attention from men.”

Juliana is 5’8″. Her breasts started developing when she was 15. She enjoys swimming and going to the gym. She’s a florist. Send her flowers. She likes dancing and hard sex. A guy once told her she has big eyes.

Alyssa Lynn makes her SCORELAND debut today. Alyssa was a cheerleader and soccer player in school. Now she has a different set of pom-poms to play with.

Alyssa was a licensed practicing nurse for five years. She started lap dancing when she was 21. Her home club is Club Risque in Philadelphia. Is there anyone who has contributed more to the well-being of American society than a lap dancing nurse? I think not.

“I take it as a compliment if the guy cums in his pants, but I’ve had guys literally just run out in the middle of a dance,” says Alyssa. That’s really coming and going!