Katie Holmes is leggy

Katie Holmes promoted her new movie Mad Money on The Late Show with David Letterman last night. She posed outside Ed Sullivan Theater wearing a short red coat and a whole lot of legs. Notice what’s missing from this picture? Grappling hook marks on Katie’s thighs from Tom trying to scale them. Not that I really expected them to be there, but you never know. Maybe he fell into a pint of beer one night and decided to have sex with his wife. Something about using a Cheerio as a life preserver gets Tom Cruise randy. Then again so do Jimmy Dean Sausage Links…