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Stream Schedule:

The stream is live EVERY DAY usually from late evening through night and into early morning (EST).

Streams last 4 to 12 hours depending on how much free time I have that day.

Start time is not specific as my offline work schedule changes daily and is not consistent from one week to the next. Some days I start around 6PM other days I don't start til midnight or as late as 3AM. Usually you can find me on til 7AM, regardless of what time I start.

If I miss a day (which is rare, but does happen) it's because my health is worse then normal that day. If I'm able to sit up, but the tremors in my hands are to a point I can not hold the controller, I'll vlog instead of gaming. But if I'm too weak to sit up, I won't vlog that day either. There are simply days when I am too weak to push myself up in bed and I don't have anyone to help me sit up, so I can not record those days. Sorry.

Geralt and his women have been removed from the game meaning all sex scenes are now Avallac'h with Ciri same as in the novels -

100+ mods -

full sandbox open world -

not doing quests; currently on Episode/Stream # 689,

now over 1,000+ hours into this stream, that started airing daily Feb 2017 -

originally 1 hour daily streams on YouTube, since July 2018 they are now going 4 to 10 hours daily on Twitch

Often doing mod building, mod editing, and how to mod Witcher 3 streams as well.

Full list of publicly available mods I'm using, is listed on my Twitch profile, along with detailed instructions for how to get each of the 3 Ciri endings of the game, and the full history of Avallac'h's character from both the novels and the game.

About This Game Play:

NOTE: These Let's Play episodes were pre-recorded months ago. I wanted to have at least 100 hours of game play recorded before I started uploading episodes to YouTube. Most of this was recorded in 10 to 12 hour long single sitting game sessions. I've cut the 10 hour game play sessions into 1 hour segments, so there are no intros or outros on most of these episodes. There is about 500 hours of gameplay in this series, meaning it'll have about 500 episodes of about an hour each.

This gameplay includes a completionist run of The Witcher 3 - Wild Hunt and both DLC expansions Hearts of Stone and Blood & Wine; as well as using all 24 official CD Projekt Red item dlcs.

The colour-blind settings are activated for this game, if you are wondering why Witcher senses are yellow/blue instead of red/orange - I was having too much trouble playing with the original colours.

For the first 74 hours of game play the game is vanilla/unmodded.

Starting at Ep. 74 I started adding mods.

Starting with Episode 110, I started using majorly game changing mods, including to turn Roach into a glow in the dark, purple unicorn.

Starting at Lv 16 I started converting Geralt into Quaraun, including to change Witcher senses and signs to pink, turned his silver swords into chrome swords, put tin foil hats on chickens, increased his powers with several "cheat mods" and basically turned Gerault the Human Witcher into Quaraun the Elf Wizard.

Starting at Lv 35, I dyed Geralt's armour pink and turned him into Quaraun the Insane Pink Necromancer.

Drafting: Write the words, dummy.Editing: Now do it again, this time in English.Feedback: Ask strangers to kick you, repeatedly.Revision: Wow, you're really not as funny as you thought.Completion: Cry. But tell people it's because you're happy.

For those who don't know, Yaoi is a Japanese word that means "Gay Erotica" and is a type of Hentia (freaky sex monster porn aka BDSM with non-Humans).

Please note, this site is the Home Site for The Adventures of The Pink Necromancer aka The Twighlight Manor Series aka The Quaraun Series.

The Quaraun series is a set of 130 Fantasy novels and 2,000 short stories, about a 1400s, suicidal, opium addicted, serial killing, bi-sexual, polyamorous, polygamous, masochistic, transvestite Elf wizard, his sex crazed, sadistic, drug dealing unicorn, their time travelling, LSD addict, hippie Demon lover from the 1970s, and their bloodthirsty sentient house.

Quaraun Novel Update: Starting in 2014, in preparation for the 40th Anniversary of The Twighlight Manor Series (September 23, 1978/2018), all 2,000+ short stories are being compiled into chronological order, to be re-released as a series of 130 novels. All the original short stories are being republished both here on EelKat.com and on Amazon. In the novels, each short story now stands as a "chapter" in the novels. New scenes/stories are being writing to connect the short stories together into novel format.

Due to the content of the books, you must be 18 or older to buy them and they are sold under M18+ ratings in countries that require book ratings on the cover.

The Quaraun Series contains heavy use of the following:

suicide

drug use

cutting

depression

polygamy

CBT (cock and ball torture)

medieval torture

sadism

masochism

cannibalism

bloodletting

vampirism (the mental illness, not the mythical creature)

crude language (including an excessive use of the word fuck)

interracial relationships

M/m/m relationships

gay men

bisexual men

transvestite men

ménage à trois relationships

main character Quaraun is a man with 4 wives and 2 male lovers

If any of those things bother you, then you will want to avoid reading any books from the series.

These morbidly emo novels do not have happy endings, and main character Quaraun's depression, suicidal nature, and drug use gets worse as the series progresses. If you are looking for cheerful, happy stories, these novels are not for you.

Most pages on EelKat.com are either sample chapters from these Dark Fantasy Yaoi novels or how-to advice and Q&As about writing Dark Fantasy Bizarro Yaoi,

...and thus many pages are probably NSFW.

Please be aware that this site is considered an "Adult Entertainment" website and by viewing it you agree that you are over the age of 18 years old.

Reader discretion of both the Quaraun novels and the pages of this website is advised.

The Adventures of Quaraun The Insane: First draft/sample chapters from the novels.

NOTE: The scenes and chapters featured here, are from the unedited first drafts, and NOT from the finished published novels. This was done because many readers had asked to see what the first drafts looked like to see how different they were from the finished product. Because these are from the unedited first drafts, they contain spelling and grammar errors, typos, and sections that are still unrevised. These errors are corrected in the final published editions.

More sample chapters can be found here: (note, while these chapters are linked in chronological order, they are not continuing one to the next, they are chapters spanning from Volume 1 all the way to volume 119, of a series that has 130 novels/volumes.)

Pink Links are pages on this site. Green links go to the pages found on my DeviantArt account.

(Reason #1: Too gay for the family friendly town of Old Orchard Beach)

(Reason #2: Contains transgender characters depicted as living in Old Orchard Beach, in violation of the ordinance which states Old Orchard Beach is a "Family Friendly Town" by virtue of it's ban on LGBTQ+ residents)

NOTE: As a result of this ban, and my discovery that OOB had an ordinance banning LGBTQ citizens from living in our town, an additional court case rose up, and on October 21, 2016, Alfred Superior Court overruled the ordinance banning LGBTQs in OOB, AND overturned the town hall's ban on the Quaraun series, citing that both the ordinace baning LGBTQ residents and the court order ordering the Quaraun books to be removed from Amazon.com to be "gross violations of civil rights".)

Did you notice how 3 different places used the exact same phrase of "Too gay for the family friendly..." In each of these three cases the exact same minister was behind the ban.

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Language Warning?

Answering another question: "Do you have to swear so much?"

Damn, fucking, bloody hell, yes. And if you don't like it, you can take your elitist shit head, stuff it up your holier than thou ass, and jump off a cliff.

I write Yaoi. As in, I'm a Yaoi author. Yaoi is noted for being crude. It's a genre that you have to be 18 or older to buy. So, yeah, you're gonna find crude language here, and you probably want to be 18 or older to read my site here as well, because the #1 thing I talk about is Yaoi and how to write it.

If you're offended by crude language, you really ought to be asking yourself why you are visiting a website that deals predominantly with how to write gay sex scenes? Cocks, dicks, balls, and cum can be found on well over a thousand pages here.

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