If you aren’t the kind of person who would enjoy being trapped on a ship with the kind of people who would be able to participate in the “SAW Tattoo Contest,” never fear.

After some research, Business Insider found that there are enough themed cruises for everybody.

SAW at Sea Cruise

The SAW franchise really doesn't know when to stop.

For five glorious nights in August, the Carnival Glory will travel from New York to 'the most beautiful points in Canada,' all the while mingling with some of the SAW stars and participating SAW tattoo contests. Because who doesn't have tattoos of torture porn?

Prices range from $695 to $1,695.

Barge To Hell

For those who don't survive the SAW cruise, take a ride on the Barge to Hell.

The heavy metal-themed trip, full of 2,000 headbangers and Icelandic hard core bands, sets sail this December and is a 4-night round trip from Miami to the Bahamas and back.

The MS Balmoral Titanic Memorial Cruise

The Titanic memorial cruise departed earlier this month on the 100th anniversary of the boat's sole voyage. With an identical route, authentic meals and period appropriate music, the cruise recreated the Titanic's journey to a T ... except for, you know, the whole hitting-an-iceberg-and-sinking part.

Prices ranged from $4,429 to $12,655 and attracted people who dressed in top hats and sported tattoos of the ship on their forearms.