The How Fucked Up Are You Test

This test will try to determine exactly how fucked up you really are. Unfortunately your 'fuckedupness' is not scientifically quantifiable. To this end I will provide you with a score which you can take and cram up your arse alongside your wasted education, failed dreams and fantasies involving people you'll never get.

You bastards had better appreciate the effort I went to on this. While searching for images to use I found a picture of a guy fucking a chicken. An actual, fucking chicken! You all owe me.

Warning: This test really is fucked. If you're the type of person who gets upset at the thought of old people having sex then you probably shouldn't be here.