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Bourbon on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150837
Tue, 27 Nov 2012 16:34:47 +0000Bourbon150837@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>This is quite good. I like the way you manage to make the punch lines funny.
</p>Anonymous on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150796
Tue, 27 Nov 2012 10:53:02 +0000Anonymous150796@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Sorry, going to have to pull it: the story is already covered here by today's fine FP so I've bunged it elsewhere.
</p>Landfill on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150792
Tue, 27 Nov 2012 10:26:43 +0000Landfill150792@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Have some stars. I am almost sure that Rebekah Monkton is alive and kicking somewhere in Social Services.
</p>sigmund on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150771
Tue, 27 Nov 2012 08:00:06 +0000sigmund150771@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>5*
</p>Queen of Tarts on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150765
Tue, 27 Nov 2012 07:10:35 +0000Queen of Tarts150765@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Very good<br />
Stars
</p>charlies_hat on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150730
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 23:12:51 +0000charlies_hat150730@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Nice, more please...
</p>dvo4fun on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150726
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 22:53:43 +0000dvo4fun150726@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>yep
</p>Vertically Challenged Giant on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150720
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 22:01:11 +0000Vertically Challenged Giant150720@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Lovely.</p>
<p>This feels like it's probably about a real story. I have no idea what the story is but still enjoyed it.
</p>antharrison on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150714
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:01:33 +0000antharrison150714@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>brilliant
</p>Anonymous on "Rotherham council seize red Furby from child with blue bedroom"http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=52346#post-150696
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 20:26:03 +0000Anonymous150696@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/<p>Social workers have taken a much-loved Furby from a child in Rotherham, after it was ‘blatantly and deliberately’ placed in a bedroom that didn’t complement its pelt. The Furby had been temporarily replayed with after being discovered in a charity shop, but has since been safely rehomed in a bin in the council's lost property.</p>
<p>“If this seems like pointless meddling, you obviously haven’t been on one of our diversty courses”, insisted Rebekah Monkton of Rotherham Council. “Raising a Furby in slightly the wrong type of loving environment could completely mess with its programming.”</p>
<p>8 year-old Billy Fletcher had previously told teachers he shared a pink bedroom with his sister, but failed to notify authorities when his parents decorated the box room a strident blue. “Mr Snuffles had learned lots of words and how to dance to Lady Gaga” said Billy. “I kept him safe on his own shelf, and let him ride in my radio-controlled tank. But the lady from the council said that I hated him, and told me I'd already broken it.”</p>
<p>Monkton insists Fletcher was imposing his own company on the Furby, when he should have been keeping it in its original box. As she explained, “Billy made no effort to tell the Furby where it had originally come from, and seemed resistant to teaching it even a smattering of Chinese.” Monkton was particularly angry that the name ‘Mr Snuffles’ had been inflicted on the toy at such a formative age. “A team of our top re-conceptionists have worked tirelessly to stick a plasticine vagina on ‘Furby A’. We’ve all got our fingers crossed that this intervention isn't too late.”</p>
<p>Furby experts have claimed Rotherham Council’s stance makes ‘very little sense’, pointing out that their behaviour is predominantly shaped with how they’re played with and loved. “As long as you're nice to them, they don’t give a shit about the wallpaper”, explained a spokesman for Hasbro. But Monkton insists that the focus should be on a small 'Made in China' label on the bottom, and vowed to find a new owner who understood the culture of a far-eastern sweatshop.</p>
<p>‘Furby A’ still shows some traces of learned behaviour from Billy, despite three changes of battery and a hard factory reset. Speaking exclusively to the walls of the sanitized plastic box it now calls home, the lucky creature muttered “u-nye-loo-lay-doo?”, before shedding a tear.
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