european bad joke competition

if there were to be a european bad joke competition, where the rules were a short question and answer joke err that was bad, and the very badness of the said joke made it good, what would be your entry? perhaps someone could judge the winning pun when a few people have had a go.

for what it is worth i bypassed the carrot/parrot and brown/sticky jokes, thinking while good, possible weren't competition standard, so after a lot of deliberation i have plumped for

did you hear about the man who was run over by a train

he was chuffed to bits

either beat that, or bow down to the new european bad joke champion!
regards

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Sorry Eric - we already have one bad joke thread - so I'll close this one - it'll be much easier to follow the bad jokes if they're in the one place - particularly for yourself and Ada - don't want you two getting confused now do we?