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Topic: Talking Dog (Read 817 times)

A man is driving around Bolton and he saw a sign in front of a house.'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rang the door bell and the owner appeared and told him the dog is in the backyard.

The man went into the backyard and saw a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the man recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says'So,what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says,'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young..I wanted to help the government, so I told MI6.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Manchester airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, andnow I'm just retired.'

The man is amazed. He went back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten Pounds,' the owner says.

'Ten Pounds? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'