Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Jake Watch has been online now for over a month and has had over 1,050,000 page loads (most of which were probably me) and so now I reckon it's time for a quick survey to check I'm still on stalking course. I like to know that my punters are happy and satisfied - kinda like McDonalds but with less revenue. If you could please take a moment of your time to give your two cents worth on the following questions I would be much obliged. As you can tell from the picture Jake already filled out his questionnaire. Thank you and please come again.

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?A. RarelyB. Once a weekC. Once a dayD. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.

2. What is your favourite feature?A. The regular features like Sock Watch and Blatant Stalking.B. The latest picturesC. The general snark!D. Other (please specify, pretty please)

3. How do you like the colour scheme?A. It's easy on the eye.B. I hate it.C. I preferred the black.D. It's wicked awesome.

4. What improvements do you think could be made?A. More interactive elements such as quizzes and these bitchin' questionnaires!B. More picturesC. Other (please feel free to make suggestions!)D. The only thing that could improve Jake Watch for me would be if I could surf it whilst Jake himself gave me a backrub then made me pancakes and told me how beautiful I looked today.

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?A. Fo' sure.B. Nope, sorry.C. Depends on the price and/or quality.D. Unsure.

6. Anything else you'd like to mention whilst you're in the mood for sharing?

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?D. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.

2. What is your favourite feature?A. The regular features like Sock Watch and Blatant Stalking.B. The latest picturesC. The general snark!D. Other (Why is there no All of the Above?)

3. How do you like the colour scheme?D. It's wicked awesome.

4. What improvements do you think could be made?A. More interactive elements such as quizzes and these bitchin' questionnaires!B. More picturesC. Other (All the Jake news that's fit to print. And some that ain't!)

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?Uh....is HELL YEAH motivational enough for you?

6. Anything else you'd like to mention whilst you're in the mood for sharing?britpopbaby....you're a GODDESS. Keep up the good work. And yes, I have a Master's in kissing ass, thankyouverymuch. Only well-deserved, tho.

1. Once a day.. unfortunately that's all I have time for. I would visit more often if I could.2. C. All your work is funny and charming. I love all things Jake.3. A4. D!! 5. C. Mos def if it doesn't cost and arm and a leg.6. I love your blog, and I thank Jake daily for finding it!!!

I normally lurk, but since you obviously put so much time and energy into this really great site, I felt it was my duty to give you the requested feedback.1:C, 2:C&A, 3:C, 4:D, 5:C. (Apparently I'm a big C person.)

Thanks for making this fairly miserable person smile at least once a day.

1,C and even one a day is cheaper than therapy.2,C3,A4,D5,A6)Marry me! I hear civil partnersips are all the rage in lil'old england. Together we can live a blisful life, engaging in some gyllenhaal fantasies.

It's slowly built up to this, but yes, I admit I'm a chronic 'fresher with this site. However, I do have a job, so it's only the bookended space on either side! Ahem.

2. C

I love the snark! Otherwise it's just pretty (albeit very pretty) pictures.

3. A

The black was very sharp, I liked it, but I do prefer it as it is now. It's easy to read and adds to the warm tone.

4. A

This is fun! And voting is sexy. (I won't say no to C, either. Hell, I'll just take the pancakes if I have to!)

5. A

Definitely! I know you'd come up with something great - no pressure, though!

6. I can't say it enough, you've touched upon just the right note with this site - so genuine, so warm, so flat-out funny and smart; it's infectious and truly addictive, just like Jake. It's really resonated and brought together some great people, I look forward to hearing what everyone has to say; you all make me laugh and smile. I come here first thing as soon as I log on, it really does brighten my day. Thank you, darling!

2. B. I love the pictures and the witty, perceptive commentary that inevitably accompanies them.

3. D. It's very soothing and elegant- the perfect antidote to more gossip-oriented internet fare.

4. I'd love to see more pictures most of all, but I also think every new section you come up with is fantastically funny and insightful, so as long as you keep yourself guessing the feedback of satisfied browsers will be rolling in... I think Boo Watch is gorgeous as well.

5. Unfortunately I'm broke so even if they were wonderful I couldn't afford it.

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?D. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.

2. What is your favourite feature?D. Other (all of the features)

3. How do you like the colour scheme?D. It's wicked awesome.

4. What improvements do you think could be made?D. The only thing that could improve Jake Watch for me would be if I could surf it whilst Jake himself gave me a backrub then made me pancakes and told me how beautiful I looked today.

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?C. Depends on the price and/or quality.(although I am getting a stalker badge soon!)

6. Anything else you'd like to mention whilst you're in the mood for sharing?Well now you mention it I wouldn't mind more supermarket talk(Oriental hour!) but that is just me. Also we never did find out who won the very stylish framed picture of the Sarsgaard mullet. And I would of course appreciate any Dill sightings as I have just about given up on my blog.Great Job Britpop!*MWA*

1. How often do you visit Jake Watch?D. Several times a day...it's cheaper than therapy.

2. What is your favourite feature?A. The regular features like Sock Watch and Blatant Stalking.&C. The general snark!

3. How do you like the colour scheme?C. I preferred the black.

4. What improvements do you think could be made?A. More interactive elements such as quizzes and these bitchin' questionnaires!&D. The only thing that could improve Jake Watch for me would be if I could surf it whilst Jake himself gave me a backrub then made me pancakes and told me how beautiful I looked today.

5. Would you seriously buy Jake Watch apparell if britpopbaby got her finger out and did something about it?C. Depends on the price and/or quality.

6. Extra Credit Answer: I crave all that is Jake - photos, news, movies, information on his TV and/or special appearances, stories, casting news, worldly causes he endorses, anything. Both me (40s) SWF and my daughter (12 yrs) absolutely adore this boy and his movies. His appeal spans age, gender, ethnicity, countries. Thanks providing a great place us to get our daily does of this this gorgeous, awesome dude, whose one of the best actors who's ever graced Hollywood.

1. D & proud!2. The content is great, but it's "C" that's the soul. The perfect tone. Love & humor. Not too sweet, but never mean.3. A4. C- A side window specifically for words for the J man himself. No comments, so it doesn't get overwhelmed. Just a way to keep in touch. You KNOW he checks in!5. C - Make it happen!6. Mossy put it perfect. Keep it up! We all really need this forum. Really.

Clarification you requested:Basically, just what you do for us with the posts, but one that is directed to him specifically. A sort of, saying Hi, but the requisite wink & laugh. The reason I suggest it is that I'm SURE he peeks in, but peeks is the key word. You have to spend some serious time here, and weed thru the comments to see what's going on. An example would be Dill. That would've been an appropriate time for this type of thing. A one shot Save Our Dill kind of thing. Or certainly a response to the pornstache day!

I also want to comment on another topic. I REALLY REALLY like the tone of all of us on this forum. I think it's kept upbeat, lighthearted, and encouraging. Sometimes over on IHJ, they get to scolding one another for having enquiring minds, if you know what I mean. Yeah, we don't know shit, and of course it's "Jake's business" what he does/thinks/wears. Blah, blah, blah. I LOVE that that thing doesn't happen here. We run off the TT skank, and keep the good stalker vibes a-flowin. Ooo-RAH!

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