Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic...Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him... Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds... Some say his scrotum has its own small gravity field... Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes!...