would love a mummy/daddy and diaper rash

ok os here me out I would love to get a diaper rash and have a mummy/daddy and just have the soothing feeling of them gently applying diaper rash cream and the soothing feeling of it working and also I get cuddles

I wouldn't know, I've never worn 24/7. I have treated it several times in kids and suffered it myself as a grown up and once was enough. Since I wear only ... um ... recreationaly, I've managed to avoid it since!