Whistle While You Work

I’ve been working on my novel since I got back into town, with brief forays to friends’ houses for verbal and nutritional sustenance. For your pleasure, a brief list of things done:

# of cigarettes smoked: 18.# of vibrators used: 1.# of phone calls dodged: 19.# of dishes washed: 0.# of mangoes consumed: 2.# of showers taken: 4.# of times I have listened to Beck’s “Debra”: 27.# of coffee filters used: 6.# of DVD episodes watched of a certain show I am too embarassed to tell you the name of: 16.# of pages worked on: 120.