I don't have a tattoo of any kind, but if I did it would not be a a Cubs tattoo.

I only have one tattoo. Never regretted it. What would your (horrendous) non-Cubs choice be?

My brother and I have made a sort of pact about that. Neither of us will get a tattoo unless struck by lightning, we survive, and the lightning leaves Lichtenberg figures (fancy non-permanent 'scars'), in which case we get a tattoo of the pattern left by the lightning strike. Something like that ought be memorialized.

So Trump's latest comments about the Cubs/Ricketts are basically an admission that he has no dirt on the Cubs and that he just talks (or tweets) out of his ass right?

TRUMP: Look, they are spending vicious … I don’t even know these people. Those Ricketts. I actually said they ought to focus on the Chicago Cubs and, you know, stop playing around. They spent millions of dollars fighting me in Florida. And out of 68 counties, I won 66. I won by 20 points, almost 20 points. Against, everybody thought he was a popular sitting senator. I had $38 million dollars spent on me in Florida over a short period of time. $38 million. And, you know, the Ricketts, I don’t even know these people.

HIATT: So, what does it mean, “They better watch out”?

TRUMP: Well, it means that I’ll start spending on them. I’ll start taking ads telling them all what a rotten job they’re doing with the Chicago Cubs. I mean, they are spending on me. I mean, so am I allowed to say that? I’ll start doing ads about their baseball team. That it’s not properly run or that they haven’t done a good job in the brokerage business lately.