The Fly
Hobbit dear, fights his fear
With glass of starlight clear
Escapes from the tunnel
With horror strung
Runs to the darkened cleft
He has got no luck left
Arachnographicly
Frodo is stungtop Frodo-lad, odo-cad
Best hobbit in the Shire
Wizard agreed with me
You are my heir
I must away from here
Escape the relatives
Adventuristicly
Going back there

Isildur, twizledur
Got the Ring from Sauron
He claimed it for himself
Ages ago
He met a sticky end
Travelling Rhovanion
Aquamortality
Sinks like a stone

Frodo B, bodofree

Ringbearer, woe to thee
Carrying doom to the
Nasty One Ring
Makes his way carefully
Vulcanocentrically
Sacrificed fatefully
Returning the KingtopTwo
for Merry

Meriadoc, Meriadoc
Brandybuck, tummy-tuck
Flees from the Shire with
Frodo in tow
Came clean on the spying
Vigil on the One Ring
Uberconspirator
Fessing up now

Brandybuck, Brandybuck
Hobbit with all the luck
Gets himself enlisted
For the One Quest
Goes along just as mapped
'Til he is hobbit-napped
retroadventurous
Could use a rest!

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