Resident Evil 5 / Biohazard 5

This game is a port of the Games for Windows - Live version that was released in 2009. If you buy the Untold Stories Bundle here on Steam, it will be the same as upgrading to Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition.

So I have played the disc retail version of RE5 for MANY hours and have Made SO much progress beating and collecting ecetera. I REALLY want to keep my game save and play the steam version of RE5 instead {with my game progress save)
SO
My question is=
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I always thought a No Mercy version for the Reunion stages could be fun, so here you go: The Mercenaries Reunion - No Mercy
Every stage has now a new No Mercy layout inspired by Reunion stages.
Too bad Capcom was lazy because if i could do this, C...

Unless you're going to play this game with a friend or perhaps on easy-mode singleplayer, don't get it. I played this on veteran with the AI partner and I don't remember the last time I raged this much on a singleplayer game.

The forced co-op completely destroys this game if you want to play it singleplayer. Some stupid ♥♥♥♥ the AI has done:

-Run towards a mob of enemies to pick up a item just to die-Constantly stand in front of me and blocks my line of sight-Uses a full heal on her own even though I am hurt as well-Doesn't help me when I'm grabbed by an enemy even though she is next to me-Full auto into the armored parts (invincible) of an enemy-Constantly fills her inventory with junk items that I don't want

I already have 30 shotgun shells so I'm not picking these up because then they require 2 inventory slots. I leave and what does the AI do? Picks them up and gives them to me! ♥♥♥♥ing hell!

I booby trap a passage where strong enemies will soon spawn, what does the AI do? Picks up the ♥♥♥♥ing landmines I placed! What the ♥♥♥♥! Is this a game or some bad comedy movie!?

Ok, we're on 30% health, I got a red herb, I'm going to pick up this green herb, combine them which gives full heal. TOO BAD, AI just picked up the green herb and used it.

We're on a boss, there's 4 turrets we can use. What does the AI do? Uses her own weapons. I literally have to go to a turret, while the boss is attacking, and tell her to use it. And once the boss changes location, shes stays at the turret which no longer can hit the boss.

And then some AI white knights say, just equip the bow or a magnum with infinite shots on her. Well, you can't do that if you haven't completed the game, ♥♥♥♥ing idiots. And I sure as hell ain't going to play it twice with the AI.

SPOILERS!

SPOILERS!

The icing on the cake must be the end of the game. It's just a big ♥♥♥♥ you to Jill Valentine fans. Instead of it being Jill and Chris who kills Wesker it is Chris and that dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ AI Sheva, a nobody character, and then Chris has the stomach to call Sheva "partner" next to Jill even though Chris has contantly referred to Jill as his partner the whole game. So Chris and that dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ Sheva shoots 2 RPG into Wesker and kills him, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN JILL AND CHRIS. I've been playing Resident Evil since the original for the PS1, if anyone is going to kill Wesker it is Chris and Jill, not some dumb ♥♥♥♥♥ with terrible AI.

hi guys this is my first re5 guide and im gonna show you how to get fast gold/money. I recommend using the Infinite rocket launcher for this method, you can also use a Infinite magnum or any other inf ammo gun but ...

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Not Recommended

10.1 hrs on record

Posted: December 4

First of all, I'd just like to say chris is not a ♥♥♥♥ing human. This man can perform a "straight" which is equall to superman punching 200lb men 10-15 feet in any direction, break through shields that eat multiple bullets from a shotgun is just 1 punch, and yes at one point you will fight a boulder, not a big man just a ♥♥♥♥ing rock....you'll punch a ♥♥♥♥ing rock. Graphics, idk what those are but this sonic game looks great, every single enemy is a black guy, or different variation of black guy.

Confused at a boss fight? hahaha good ♥♥♥♥ing luck beating it without using google, sat on that maggot guy with a flamethrower for 2 hours? Still not dead. Lel gitgud♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm playing a buddy shooter game and instead I got a man with a tiny head and steroids making me laugh every cutscene while he and SHEVA SHEEVA SMEAGOL spewed cringy lines in cutscenes that were either chalk full of dumbass QTE that once failed "and you will fail" you have to sit through 85% of that ♥♥♥♥ing cutscene AGAIN, but hey it speeds up a bit so stop crying. And a secondary character that is basically "Hey I'm a woman and hot so notice me." But enough complaining the true review is.

Follow Chris, a man lost in time looking for his old lover, Jill. As his new love interest, Sheva tries to help him overcome the disappointment of his fast aging father, Wesker. In this "Buddy romance" Movie. Chriss will have to overcome obstacles such as, emotional trauma caused from growing up being bullied by a boulder, and the guilt of masturbating to over 11million terrabytes of tentacle porn.

Is there any way to save your game with the split screen mod without using GFWL?
Every time I try to make or log in to a GFWL account it doesn't work so I'm losing all the progress me and my friend are playing via split screen.
It doesn't unlock and cha...