That sound you heard Friday night, around 9:45 or so? That was the sound of Yankees fans joining the rest of the world screaming about Yankee Stadium’s ridiculous right-field dimensions as Mike Napoli’s easy F-9 became an “FML!”

When Mike Woodson said he was going to be bluntly honest with J.R. Smith last year, I don’t think this is what he had in mind.

You know how, when you were a kid and your mother made your favorite meal, you’d take extra small bites so it could last longer? Halfway through its final tour of my TV, I wish there was a way to do the same thing with “Breaking Bad.”

Even if he isn’t as much fun as he used to be, I hope the Jets win enough games to keep Rex around a little while longer. What can I say? I like the guy.