Poor Jen: Jennifer Aniston engaged to man she split from

YES! Poor Jennifer Aniston, the tabloids’ ‘Poor Jen’, is marrying Justin Theroux (photos of his buffness here). The mega-rich, successful actress who shagged the young Brad Pitt before he was saddled with children and hats, who has great hair and a nose that sits on the front page of Messers Nip ‘n’ Tucks’s Hollywood catalogue is marrying a good looking man with no baggage.

Poor, poor, poor Jen, who will forever be known by the event that shaped her. No, not the surgery and the trim. Divorce from Brad.

And because some new organs cannot let go the idea of Poor Jen, the National Enquirer leads with news that she and Justin are over. Sheesh! Poor Jen: