Saturday, April 16, 2005

Is It Over Yet?

God I hope so. You signed the fucking paperwork... AT LAST!

And it's a good thing too because I was about to do things to you that were sure to send me straight to hell... maybe. Or maybe Jesus would shoot your ass too... I can't quite remember his policy on whores sans morals. Lucky you.

At any rate, I am not going to throw all of your belongings into the parking lot... for now. Unless your ass is still here come Monday. BUT... you are doing laundry before you leave. And for some reason this is pissing me off. I think mostly because you haven't paid any part of the rent, electricity or water. And now you are doing your laundry... FREE!

But you just got your hair done. It's been straightened, cut, colored and layered.

And you bought brand new moving boxes.

And you haven't eaten at home all week... which means you're eating somewhere.

By the way... everyone else has noticed these things too and are constantly pointing them out to me. It's annoying.

I think I'm going to throw a tad bit of bleach into the bottom of the washer now. Not enough to cause holes, but enough to change the color of your clothes. Fucker.