Gregg Greaves is a 23-year old who lives in Chicago. Greaves has a job and a degree in industrial engineering. Early Sunday morning, he attacked a fellow patron with a broken beer bottle in the bathroom of a Wrigleyville sports bar. The Chicago Tribune has the details:

Greaves refused to wear his pants and yelled obscenities while being processed at a police station. Also, while being processed, the man defecated into his hands and threw the matter onto the floor of the station, the report stated.

“Did you stab a man with a broken beer bottle and throw your feces around a police station? Give us a call, at McCubbin and Go Cubs, LLP. We’ll fight for your right to party. And fight and throw poop.” Greaves was charged with “aggravated battery causing great bodily harm.” He is being held on $500,000 bail.

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http://i.imgur.com/Ns8ac.gif VladimirCrouton

Is he wearing lipstick and eye shadow?

Seems like a good guy anyways.

guinnessgirl13

Was he partying with Soused?

http://www.thebiglead.com Jason McIntyre

refused to wear his pants and yelled obscenities while being processed at a police station. Also, while being processed, the man defecated into his hands and threw the matter onto the floor of the station

how hard was the guy who typed up this report laughing?

how faced do you have to be to poop in your hands and throw it? was he able to wash his hands after?

ou812jay8

He was letting his Japanese alter ego, Hu Flung Poo, out a little bit and look what happened. Poor bastard.

A chick I went to middle schhol with pooped in the floor then proceeded to write her name on the bathroom stall in said poop. Oh, and her boyfriend was a very mentally handicapped fella. Never understood her actions.

https://twitter.com/arkbadger arkbadger

Greaves refused to wear his pants and yelled obscenities while being processed at a police station. Also, while being processed, the man defecated into his hands and threw the matter onto the floor of the station

pro move right there.

http://spartyandfriends.com/ mizerle06 is sarah phillips

“All I’ve got to tell you is there’s two sides to it.”

Gregg Greaves side of it is definitely side #2.

GloriousMullet

how faced do you have to be to poop in your hands and throw it? was he able to wash his hands after?

He called the shit “poop”! This is the best night of my life!

https://twitter.com/arkbadger arkbadger

how faced do you have to be to poop in your hands and throw it?

didn’t you used to drop your nuts on the face of your buddies that passed out? now I’m not here to rank what gets done whilst drunk, or ‘faced’ as they say on the streets these days, but both are pretty fucking disgusting in my book.

http://joebushtradepub.blogspot.com roastbeast

those loony engineers!

mullet, i had a middle school classmate who did that with poop. not sure if it was his

http://H8torade.com PL StabbinKabin

Jesus. This dude belongs in the looney bin where he’ll have plenty of time to make figurines out of his own shit.