I cut in line, I bled to death. When I got to you there was nothing left.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

How do I approach a hot receptionist?

Yes this has been a dilemma that I been struggling with for the past few weeks. I moved to my new office a few months back and recently I noticed this rather cute girl who is the receptionist for our building tower. Of course, like all the women that I have been interested in the past, there is this obvious sexual tension between us, but I am at a loss as to how to go about asking her out. Yes it's been awhile since I last dated and my old methods are kind of outdated now (e.g. asking my mom to ask her mom for permission to bring her out on a date). But so far I came up with a few:

1. Pass her my namecard , on the flip side I will draw a cute little red heart with the words "This is my heart, it is now yours."

3. Return to the office after an intense 10 minute workout on the treadmill wearing my super tight red shorts and my singlet (I signed up at the gym at my office building recently) and do lunging stretches while waiting for the lift. If that doesn't get her hot and bothered nothing will.