Duty-Free Booze Crisis

How well I remember the glorious days of dragging duty-free tequila on board the plane and hauling it all the way home. Those days are over, my friends.

As USA Today dutifully explains, the rules strictly limiting the amount of liquid that can be carried on planes is leading to a tragic pileup of abandoned booze at the Miami Airport. (The TSA is gonna have one awesome office Christmas party down there this year.)

You're gonna have to check the hooch, and I have one word for you: diapers.