a squirrel is sitting on a low limb making a deuce when a bear walks up.
the bear asks "can i join you" as this looked to be a good place to make a poop.
the squirrel says "its a free woods, go ahead".
"Thanks" says the bear.
so they are almost done and the bear asks "do you have a problem with poop sticking to your fur?"
the squirrel says "no" thinking this a bit personal.
then the bear says "good" and picks the squirrel up and wipes himself.