A Wildebeestly Problem

There was a small African tribe that had a terrible problem. Every morning a neighboring herd of Wildebeests called Gnus, would stampede through the village, knocking down cooking pots, smashing water jugs and trampling the vegetable gardens. The Chief had tried everything, with no success. He built fences, but the Gnus ran right through them. He tried having his men scare the herd away but they always came back.

Finally, one morning the Chief woke up and didn't hear the thunder of hooves. He went out, and the Gnus herd was nowhere to be seen. They were gone at last! So, the Chief called all the people of the tribe together, and announced, "NO GNUS IS GOOD NEWS!"