Friday, August 22, 2014

#FailedCoasterNames

My daughter, Melody, and I are spending the last few days of Summer Vacation at Hershey Park, and we spent today riding lots of great roller coasters.

All day, I kept calling the coasters by the wrong names, mostly because I'm terrible with names, but also because they all have these cool, aggressive sounding names that begin to sound the same and run together in my head. (My daughter kept asking me all day long if I had the car keys, and my wallet, and my cell phone, and the hotel room key.... How old does she think I am?). Anyway, while we were eating lunch, we started coming up with a bunch of really bad roller coaster names, and we got pretty amused with ourselves. Amused enough that we wanted to share them here. And, since it's the modern way to use a hashtag, here are our #FailedCoasterNames:

#TheWildRat

#TheDrizzler

#TheGobbler

#TheGobblersRevenge

#TheCowTipper

#SnailRacer

#TheTurtleCrawl

#TheStroller

#TheMessyDiaper

#TheGarbageDisposal

#TheBigDripper

#TheCrapper

#ThePlumber

#TheChiliBurrito

#TheHamsterBall

#TheDraino

#TheBigFlush

#TheWildSnail

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I started my 5 days of thankfulness a few days ago, but didn't finish due to our little getaway. So here's an IOU to finish the first chance I get with 9 things I'm thankful for. I have much more than nine, but that will fill out my quota.

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Matthew 16:23 - "But he turned and said to Peter, 'Get behind me, Satan! You are a hindrance to me. For you are not setting your mind on the things of God, but on the things of man.'"

Isaiah 41:10 - "So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand."

1 Peter 5:10 - "And the God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while, will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast."

1 Thessalonians 4:13 - "But we do not want you to be uninformed, brothers, about those who are asleep, that you may not grieve as others do who have no hope."

Titus 2:7-8 - "In everything set them an example by doing what is good. In your teaching show integrity, seriousness and soundness of speech that cannot be condemned, so that those who oppose you may be ashamed because they have nothing bad to say about us."

John 15:13 - "Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends."

Joshua 24:15 - "As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord."

James 1:2-4 - "Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything."

Philippians 4:8 - "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."

Luke 2:14 - "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men."

"Don't judge a man by where he is, because you don't know how far he has come." - C.S. Lewis

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence." - George Washington

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them." - Albert Einstein

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