Friend of mine (bit worse for wear) went missing at a house party. Found him in the bath (empty) with a bottle of JD. 'What you doin?' says I 'Talking to Jim' says him..... 'Jim Morrison'. He never leaves his drink unattended now

well, you know how it is, if everyone like the same thing it'd be a dull world.

If everyone like rat bikes, there'd be no power rangers to take the p1ss out of on a Sunday.

Whatever happened with Jim Morrison - what I get so far - is that Marianne Faithfull's a sad bystander in all of it. If they do re-open the investigation into his death, she's probably the only living person who was there at the time.