If there are any 14-year old dudes reading this site and you’re at school today thinking you’re an uncoordinated dork who’ll never get laid, have faith. Because here’s Brad Pitt at 14 in 1977 posing for a team picture for the Cherokee Rejects in Springfield, Missouri. Apparently his go to play was to clap his hands and dance whenever he saw someone eating a Berries and Cream Starburst. Flash forward 20 years later, and Moses couldn’t part the sea of pussy waiting to jump on his dick. Then Angelina Jolie agreed to let him not pull out. So, relax. It gets better.