Remember the Uighurs, the Chinese Muslims we picked up in Afghanistan and locked up in Guantanamo…
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Except we sorta do know because they got released, free of charges, and in the first place they were actually just fleeing China, where they would have been imprisoned and likely executed, but Afghan locals turned them in as combatants to coalition forces for the reward money. So there's your answer, Gretchen and Stevie and BriBri.

But please, do keep swatting your little paws at things and scratching your heads and getting flustered because it's so fun to watch.