Top 10 things that won’t happen until after Brexit

Sebastian Bacon suggested this list when the prime minister said that she would resign as soon as we left the EU. At the time, we were told David Cameron wouldn’t be publishing his memoir until afterwards, so that it wouldn’t disrupt the negotiations, and John Bercow said he would postpone his retirement as speaker of the House of Commons until Brexit was resolved.

Theresa May has since announced her resignation and Cameron’s book is coming out on 19 September, but the speaker goes on and on and on.

1. John Bercow standing down as speaker. This week marked the 10th year of what he originally promised would be a nine-year term.........