DarwinCatholic has put up a post quoting the recent Mark Morford column in which Morford excoriates "right-wing red-state Christian" conservatives for "breeding like drunken ferrets." Which moved me to the following:

“The Drunken Ferret Villanelle”

No scion of the barren Left inheritsThe rule of Earth - their power is but fleeting:The future is to us, the drunken ferrets.

The angry columnists may curse and swear - it’sBootless to prevent their tide receding;No scion of the barren Left inherits.