13 men explain what they thought the first time they came in contact with a vagina

As women, we were nervous enough about our first sexual experiences. The concept of a penis was a pretty daunting one when all was unknown, but guess what? Men were just as nervous to interact with a vagina for the first time.

1. "Surprisingly soft"

2. "I thought it would go further in"

"I was expecting it go get a little farther in, I think? Like I was expecting to be able to penetrate better with it and swoosh it around on the inside, or something. Not sure why I was expecting this."

5. "Like seeing a celebrity in person"

6. "It had more texture than I thought"

"I actually felt one before I saw one but it was vastly different from what I imagined. I pictured it being very smooth on the inside, but it had much more texture than I thought. The inside had these small bumps that reminded me of this (see below). In retrospect, that was also due to the suction because of the secretion."

7. "Metallic"

"Honestly, having grown up with a normal amount of porn (define that as you will), there can be no real surprises. At that point I'd seen 'em all: fleshy, sleek, bushy, trimmed, innies, outies, tighties and the gapers.

8. "Where the hell is this thing?"

9. "It reminded me of the Sarlaac pit"

"It creeped me out. It was around the same time I saw Return of the Jedi...it reminded me of the Sarlacc pit."

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For anyone that hasn't seen Return Of The Jedi, this is the Sarlacc Pit. Charming.

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10. "Seemed nice enough"

"Seemed nice enough. I'd always liked the idea of a self-lubricating sexual orifice, and appreciated the fact that poop doesn't come out of them. So I figured I might like to try them out at some point. Wasn't disappointed. Wasn't particularly blown away, either. But they lived up to expectations."

11. "Flappy"

"Prior to seeing my first one in person, I had only experienced the 'hidden lips' vaginas porn had to offer. My first thought was 'that looks kind of flappy' followed immediately by burying my face in it. Learned to never judge a vagina by its cover."