Thursday, January 18, 2018

Blind Item #7

This Vegas comedian most of you know who wears more makeup than should be allowed by law was performing recently. (That anyone admits attending the show is a miracle itself). The comedian/actor tried to be edgy with his routine, and started doing a mocking story with rape jokes making fun of abuse victims and blaming women. The routine lasted almost ten whole minutes before the entire crowd of men and women booed him offstage, threw things at him, and nearly started a riot yelling at management. If anyone caught it on video I don't think humanity will weep at the loss of his genius. No joke.

It’s a blind because Enty gets more clicks/comments on blind items. He used to write posts that weren’t blind and they usually weren’t very active. Writing it as a blind also means more clicks/comments when it’s revealed as well. I actually miss the regular nonblind posts now but at the time I only cared about the blinds!

Sd Auntie: So many comedians 'used to be funny.' Watched Dave Chapell's Netflix specials over the holidays and didn't laugh once! His cable show used to reduce me to puddles of pee and laughter! How does he spell his last name? The Gaffigan guy is just hysterical. No dirty words, no sexual innuendos. Clean Catholic jokes.

I was entertainment editor @ my college paper in the 90s. Carrot Top was starting out, hitting the circuit with his trunk o tricks. The head of student services scrambled 2 get an audience for him @ the school cafe. Theee I sat front row as he pulled one gag prop after another. He was very sincere, freindly and sweet. Gotta be honest. Miss the 90's. :(

SD Auntie - Carrot Top is probably not gay. For awhile he was known in a similar vein as Pauly Shore, would basically try to bang every random girl on the strip. Pauly was known for that on his Spring Breaks.

I'm sure both were somewhat successful by not going after models and actresses and just trying to impress random midwestern 7's.