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James Van Der Beek is sorry he was such a good guy when he was Dawson Leery on Dawson's Creek, but now you can hire him as your "Asshole for Hire" to help your girlfriend realize how great you are. All part of Vanderweek here on Funny Or Die, for more of James visit http://www.jamesvandermemes.com/ « less

James Van Der Beek: Hello men. My name is James Van Der Beek and I’m sorry. For years, I played sensitive do-gooder Dawson Leery on Dawson’s Creek. Now, you may not have watched the show, but your girlfriend did. And for years she’s been secretly comparing you to a very unrealistic standard. You see, Dawson was sweet, kind, loving, eloquent, generous, romantic. He never made a move and always apologized, whether it was his fault or not. But I’m making it right.

Derek Johnson: Give me a break, already.

Rebecca Zamalo: You were late for dinner.

Derek Johnson: Late? What are you talking about? I wasn’t even late.

Rebecca Zamalo: You were an hour late.

Derek Johnson: You make me crazy!

Rebecca Zamalo: Oh my god, Dawson.

James Van Der Beek: I got you bro. Nice rack. Want to ride jet-skis?

James Van Der Beek: Maybe you forgot your anniversary or you didn’t call her enough from your friend’s bachelor party. I’ll make you look like a hero, by lowering the bar.

James Van Der Beek: Hey, who do I have to dick slap to get some bread around here.

James Van Der Beek: Fellas, you’re not perfect and you should have to be. Let me work for you.