The most appalling costume idea ever conceived by a Star Wars nerd.

Here's hoping a disabled soldier returned home from Iraq saw this and thought, "I knew I could count on my countrymen to repay me for my sacrifice." This ad surfaced a couple of years ago, but as far as unbelievably tasteless Star Wars-themed ideas go, this is still the tops. Yes, it's even worse than the erotic fan-fiction narrated from the POV of Jar Jar Binks that you're writing. We expect that this year the same guy will seek out some little people so he can complete his latest Halloween costume triumph, "Uncle Owen Haggling With Jawas."