If only... I'm glad I'm out of Windsor for Royal Ascot this year, as when the days racing is finished they [the chav/essex/cheshire types] decamp en masse from Ascot, invade Windsor and basically ruin the place for us local yokels.

If only... I'm glad I'm out of Windsor for Royal Ascot this year, as when the days racing is finished they [the chav/essex/cheshire types] decamp en masse from Ascot, invade Windsor and basically ruin the place for us local yokels.

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Get yourself a chav tranquiliser gun and rid lovely Windsor of the problem. You'd be a hero!