thread title reminded me that someone, somewhere and somehow affirmed that it's becoming too expensive to grow cocoa trees, so in little to no time there will be a shortage of chocolate in the entire world. in fact, there'll be no chocolate at all.

what! for really realz? fuck chocolate anyway, pizza is where its at. you think you had a decent pizza. not like this. think you had a pepperoni? WELL NOT LIKE THIS
PAMPARIUS, GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
GONNA BAKE SOME MOTHERF$#KING PIZZA TONIGHT

what! for really realz? fuck chocolate anyway, pizza is where its at. you think you had a decent pizza. not like this. think you had a pepperoni? WELL NOT LIKE THIS
PAMPARIUS, GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
GONNA BAKE SOME MOTHERF$#KING PIZZA TONIGHT