Al Gore and George W. Bush found
themselves in the same barbershop at the same time, seated side by side,
getting the works. Their barbers finished shaving the two
presidential candidates right about the same time, and each barber reached
for some aftershave to slap on their customers' faces.

Gore shouted, "Hey,
don't put that shit on me! Tipper will think I've been in a
whorehouse!"

When asked by his barber if he objected
to using aftershave, Bush replied, "Go
ahead. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells
like."