Meat

“You put ribs in the oven at 200 degrees for four hours and they’re fall-off-the-bone. Your body is on your skeleton at 98.6 degrees for 70 years, and nothing.”

— Dr. Michael Baden (On the Paradox of Meat)

Meat is highly accessible to the average American, it doesn’t have to be expensive, and it’s quite delicious if made decently. Most Creatures are made out of some sort of meat, unless they're not. Meat is the most powerful character in the Revengerists Omniverse.