Autobiography's publishers may have to offer additional refunds after last weekend PLUS: Magical Messi, Mourinho, Newcastle and more

When will Fernando Torres do the decent thing and give his wages to charity?

How happier are Stoke fans watching the football played under Mark Hughes than the rugby played by Tony Pulis?

When was the rule introduced that a referee cannot give a big decision for or against a player if he gave one five minutes earlier?

And bearing in mind the publishers of Alex Ferguson’s autobiography gave a customer who found 45 inaccuracies in it a refund, does the great socialist knight feel obliged to hand the money back to anyone who pointed out the three whoppers being disproved at Old Trafford on Sunday:

Paulino Alcantara set the previous record of 369 when he was 31. And most of his goals came in friendlies or the Catalan championship.

To put it in a comparable modern perspective, Theo Walcott is 25. Like Messi, his first international tournament was the 2006 World Cup and their breakthrough seasons (when they first played more than 15 top-flight league games for Arsenal and Barca) are only a year apart.

Messi has 233 league goals. Walcott has 45.

We are truly witnessing an all-time sporting phenomenon.

Ashley all Wong for Newcastle

There was something hugely symbolic in Oxfam’s report that the country’s five richest families have more wealth than the bottom 12million:

Mike Ashley at No.5.

A man who, despite being worth £3.3billion, needs to demean the famous Newcastle shirt by allowing Wonga to put their name on it for a measly £8m a year.

The same loan sharks who make their wealth ensuring the skintest people in Britain grow even skinter.