An art learned from 20+ years of cigar world domination. An art centered on sourcing the world’s finest, in-demand premium cigars at prices only we can obtain. An art of discipline, trained always on you, exercising our unrivaled buying power as leverage to deliver even more savings, even more often. CigarFU is where art meets experience, and experience leads to fierce discounts and egregious savings, ultimately resulting in jubilation within your dwelling. For over two decades we’ve given you the best, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. CigarFU. Come and find your chi. Daily. Weekly. All damn year. Hell, we’ll feng shui your living room if we have to. Your chi is our only focus.

CigarFU offers daily event-based, timed deals. Each event will feature one product or several, and expires at a set time. Expect salacious discounts and swift sellouts."

An art learned from 20+ years of cigar world domination. An art centered on sourcing the world’s finest, in-demand premium cigars at prices only we can obtain. An art of discipline, trained always on you, exercising our unrivaled buying power as leverage to deliver even more savings, even more often. CigarFU is where art meets experience, and experience leads to fierce discounts and egregious savings, ultimately resulting in jubilation within your dwelling. For over two decades we’ve given you the best, but you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. CigarFU. Come and find your chi. Daily. Weekly. All damn year. Hell, we’ll feng shui your living room if we have to. Your chi is our only focus.

CigarFU offers daily event-based, timed deals. Each event will feature one product or several, and expires at a set time. Expect salacious discounts and swift sellouts."

I just seems stupid to me. But I'm not Al, but I am Al, but I'm not Al, but I am Al. Sorry, almost stuck in a loop there. If it is racist to Al, it is racist to Al. Perhaps I do not understand because I can't see through his eyes. But I can certainly understand it is racist to him.

What about massive belt buckles? Ooh! belt buckles big enough to have there own long horns! Now we're talking

I feel this tangent is the proper platform to once again voice my displeasure against the abuse and slander heaped upon my Polish percentage of ethnicity. We're inteli...intella.... smarter than the jokes make us out to be. (Sorry, I doesn't spell so good when my Irish percentage has been drinking)

What about massive belt buckles? Ooh! belt buckles big enough to have there own long horns! Now we're talking

I feel this tangent is the proper platform to once again voice my displeasure against the abuse and slander heaped upon my Polish percentage of ethnicity. We're inteli...intella.... smarter than the jokes make us out to be. (Sorry, I doesn't spell so good when my Irish percentage has been drinking)

Why is it your people always want to Polish the pickle...And speaking of spelling, is it true all those Polish names end in 'ski, because the Polish can't spell toboggan? ??

maybe the eye-catching hook, "FU", used to get adolescent minded customers to look, tweaked me a little, and then the solicitous use of cliches in the blurb...to justify and excuse the use of a well-recognized abbreviation of a profanity...

picture a recent marketing school grad of UTEP getting his first job writing ad scripts for CBid...he sees "Fu Manchu" at the Chinese take-out and thinks that's funny, especially the FU part...he writes the draft and presents it to the editorial board...the lone Asian rolls her eyes, frowns and shakes her head, but all the other members, white, think it's brilliant...

I just seems stupid to me. But I'm not Al, but I am Al, but I'm not Al, but I am Al. Sorry, almost stuck in a loop there. If it is racist to Al, it is racist to Al. Perhaps I do not understand because I can't see through his eyes. But I can certainly understand it is racist to him.

it may be a limiting experience...I've been told my eyes are too small, too slanted...

and I have a defect in my left eye that diminishes my vision...ironic it's the left eye, huh?

I just seems stupid to me. But I'm not Al, but I am Al, but I'm not Al, but I am Al. Sorry, almost stuck in a loop there. If it is racist to Al, it is racist to Al. Perhaps I do not understand because I can't see through his eyes. But I can certainly understand it is racist to him.

You keep getting caught in that mobius strip loop fuge. Isn't there someone there that can cut you loose???

hey, hopefully we can gather up in Vegas in Oct (leave your balls in your wife's purse, if you have to)...if so, I'm gonna bring that platinum caliber package at the CigarFU place and you'll have to smoke a few of those quality Asianesque smokes

hey, hopefully we can gather up in Vegas in Oct (leave your balls in your wife's purse, if you have to)...if so, I'm gonna bring that platinum caliber package at the CigarFU place and you'll have to smoke a few of those quality Asianesque smokes