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Sorry, but this is sloppy. Deceptive motions and dirty fighting, yes, but actual skill and control notsomuch. I would win a fight against Rutten. He picked up a chair for chrissake! What the fuck is that??

I'd probably put the guy down with a rear naked choke, take your money and score a half rack with it. But you go ahead and have your silly fantasies, kid. Groin kicks and furniture tossing are the domain of a base amateur.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I'll tell you it's pretty startling to see a big guy like this snoring like a baby on the floor inside of ten seconds. Beats tearing apart a tavern and possibly getting arrested. You have to take your opponent down and get out before the cops show up or the barkeep comes around from the bar with a baseball bat. And then there are friends of the adversary to keep tabs on. This is why sleeper holds are a great choice. A quick and highly effective technique that doesn't hurt anything except one's pride.

But, If you gotta fight, here's a tip. Break the other guy's finger if you're quick. Any finger. Nobody can fight with a busted finger, because nobody can win a fight with one hand.