Dollar Plummets, Market Surges, Rinse, Repeat

Is today day three of the Bernanke testimony? Because the dollar just plunged as if the Chairsatan was out there somewhere, lurking, once again, guaranteeing the death of the US currency any minute now. In the meantime stocks are going absolutely insane, even though with oil over $100, GDP estimates and EPS forecasts will have no choice but to be whacked. That said, news of any nature are irrelevant: all that matters is momentum. Remember: momentum inducing "market bandits" are vital to efficient markets. Lastly, the USS Enterprise is slowly making its way to Libya.