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2/3/12

That's Very Richard Simmons Of You

Good-morning.

I have been up since 4:30 AM. I've had a weird case of insomnia for two months solid, which basically means that I get a three-hour benadryl-induced sleep each night, and then wake up at four-ish. Worse still, the sleep is accompanied by very weird dreams, which means I usually wake up tired and confused. (Why exactly were we swimming in a large vat of oil?)

It is now 7:30 AM. I have cleaned my entire house, completed a forty-minute work-out, showered, done some reading, checked my emails, spent an oh-so-brief amount of time on Pinterest, had breakfast, and am now drowning myself in coffee because I am about to open A Behemoth Donor Data Project that I may not finish before I die.

Today is going to take a lot of coffee.

Which naturally makes me think of the Gilmore Girls ...

... So I'm going to paste up a few of the best coffee quotes from the first season

Lorelai:
I already had the longest day of my life and it's only ten o'clock.
Luke: There's no coffee.
Lorelai: That's not funny.
Luke: I can give you herbal tea.
Lorelai: This is not an herbal tea morning. This is a coffee morning.
Luke: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
Lorelai: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
Luke: I can give you tea and a balance bar.
Lorelai: Please, please, please tell me you're kidding.
Luke: I'm kidding.
Lorelai: You're sick.
Luke: Yep.
Lorelai: You're a fiend!
Luke: For here or to go.
Lorelai: To go please.
Luke: You want to know what this stuff does to your nervous system?
Lorelai: Do you have a chart? Because I love charts.

Max:
Okay, Okay, um, how about coffee? Do you like coffee?
Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.

Lorelai:
Luke, that is an exceptionally good batch of
coffee.
Luke: Yeah? I added a little nutmeg.
Lorelai: That’s very Richard Simmons of you.

Lorelai:
Rory, honey, love of my life, you realize you’ve completely cut
us off from Luke’s, where the happy coffee is.
Rory: I’m sorry.
Lorelai: No, it’s okay. Okay, we’ll just um, well,
we’ll figure something out.
Rory: Sorry.
Lorelai: No, this is good. This is like ‘G.I. Jane’ but we get to
keep our hair.
Rory: I just couldn’t.
Lorelai: Oh honey, say no more. Think of this as an adventure. Two girls battling
the elements, desperate for survival.
Rory: Or coffee.
Lorelai: Same thing.

Rory:
Just have a lot on my mind.
Lorelai: Anything I can do?
Rory: Flag down the coffee.
Lorelai: Arm going up now. Honey, you gotta wake up!

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oh my word.so...i've got news for you....i've never watched gilmore girls. i think i've observed like 2 scenes in my entire life of 20 --nearly 21-- years. sigh.all those coffee quotes have put it on my list of shows to see. :)

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