[verse 1]
I would like to be a martyr
Over time it's getting harder
Who do i have to go
and kill
To get my face on a dollar bill.

[chorus 1]
Every single time i
look
Someone else has beat me to it
Some poor bastard bites the dust
I really don't know
who to trust.
But there's one thing i can't deny
I'd rather it was me they fried
Have a
drink from an empty cup
Light a match and burn me up.

[chorus 2]
I think i am being watched
Electric eyes
that never turn off.
Radar beams insinuating
Evil thoughts while i'm masturbating.
And
even my old trinitron,
It's comin through when nothing's on.
Have a drink from an empty
cup,
Light a match and burn me up.