And be sure to obey those traffic lights, 1940

Even the Associated Press couldn’t make this stuff up. These three stories, from the August 17, 1940 Lancaster Eagle-Gazette, are actually filler material that newspapers would employ to occupy blank space. I don’t know if embalming schools still have fraternities but if you’re interested, the nearest is the Cincinnati College of Mortuary Science.

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