Word coined in January 2018 by a Omaha Cardiologist, Dr. Van De Graaff. Asystotext is a text message that arrives while you’re in a business meeting that causes your heart to stop and you can’t pay attention to anything else going on.

Ironically, the cardiologist suffered from an asystotext caused by his girlfriendin the middle of a very important board meeting. Thankfully, no resuscitation was needed as he recovered quickly spontaneously.