The National Aeronautics and Space Administration. NASA. They go to other planets, fake moon landings, and put secret spy satellites up in the air so they can blow the shit out of other countries with lasers.

Now this is Obama's NASA:

Bolden said in an interview with Al Jazeera that strengthening those ties was among the top tasks President Obama assigned him

He said the United States is not going to travel beyond low-Earth orbit on its own and that no country is going to make it to Mars without international help.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! This is the US of Fucking A, not a pussy ass nation who needs the help of others to achieve awesomeness. Obama is the biggest pussy ever elected into office. A big ol' pile of smelly pussy.

The National Aeronautics and Space Administration. NASA. They go to other planets, fake moon landings, and put secret spy satellites up in the air so they can blow the shit out of other countries with lasers.

Now this is Obama's NASA:

Bolden said in an interview with Al Jazeera that strengthening those ties was among the top tasks President Obama assigned him

He said the United States is not going to travel beyond low-Earth orbit on its own and that no country is going to make it to Mars without international help.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! This is the US of Fucking A, not a pussy ass nation who needs the help of others to achieve awesomeness. Obama is the biggest pussy ever elected into office. A big ol' pile of smelly pussy.