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2013 Inky Freaky

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We’re not your average winery, but we make wine like everyone else. We buff and squeeze every grape one by one creating the most fruitful wines… Blah Blah, (insert winery jargon here) Blah Blah Blah. Better yet, just swing your way to your favorite gathering spot with fellow primates, wrap your tail around a big branch in the shade and enjoy a glass of our wine. It’ll make you chase the cheetahs and spank the chimps.

Please remember that anything picked from, found in or on you or your mating partner may not pair well with our wines.