Sean Spicer Insists That His Gorgeous, Incredible Boss Tweeted a Typo on Purpose

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After the president tweeted something even more alarmingly
incoherent than usual late last night (“Despite the negative
press covfefe”), a reporter asked the ever-embattled Sean
Spicer if people “should be concerned that the president posted
a somewhat incoherent tweet last night, and then it stayed up
for hours?” Spicer initially responded: “Uh, no,” then, after
being pressed—“Why did it stay up so long after? Is no one
watching this?”—he really, really out-Spicer’d himself. “No, I
think the president and a small group of people know exactly
what he meant.” Sean……….?????????? [USA Today]

Michael Flynn and Trump lawyer Michael Cohen have been
subpoenaed by the House Intelligence Committee. [Talking Points Memo]