So we was at a party once, decks were running strictly drum n bass and underground garage everyone was having a good time, pissed, fucked up all sorts, my mate goes upto the decks and says lets me have a go. He had never mixed in his life upto that point and didnt really know his tunes, put his hand in the box and pulled out thre tune below god knows how it got in there but there was mixture of disgust and hilarity in the house and my mate has never mixed again and has developed a phobia.

Looooong time ago just after i left highschool i got asked to dj at a velentines do at said highschool with a mate

so my bro helped out with the sound system etc, so yeah the hall was packed and me and my mate were b2b he was playing cheese and i was palying some garage and house to keep the balances right

The teacher who was running the event kept asking me to play smoochie tunes but knowing the fact she had no power over me i continued with my cool tunes, so it got to the point where they announce the king and queen of the valentines do so they went up on stage and got crowned and walked back on the dancefloor where a slow dance should have been played

hahaha.
i had to take my decks down at this free party bout 6 in the mornin cos i was off, (there were other decks there). n all these K heads were loooking at me like I'd just brutally raped thier entire family,
"what are you shutting down the decks?"
r im off now lads gota go..
n they were all whisperin between emselves "hes shuttin down the decks" and groanin like zombies, i was glad to finally get em down
messy k heads!