FAQ

Friday, May 18, 2012

You get busted FAPPING to Tia (HAPA QUEEN) Fancams!!!! What do you say!!!??

So
OBVIOUSLY I'm not going to do this. I would NEVER EVER fap to Tia
fancams...it's not right and probably against the law in many states and
countries such as Finland and Mozambique. So before you even think of
taking out that little fellar in your underwear.... Please just pull up
your pants, pull up those brown stained boxers you are wearing (with
yesterday's bubblegum), get a glass of kool-aid and read my words of
wisdom.

Ready:
Let's
just "PRETEND" for a second...that you were in your home. You come
across this video and notice the grinding, short skirt, milky white
yams, combined that with the fap dance (see: Suzy in Goodbye Baby). The
HAPA QUEEN (you may think) is dancing for you! You think she's shaking
her sweet juicy butt lips for your pleasure....every single thrust of
her joints and swoosh of her beaver is wafting deliciously into your
nostrils and filling up your mind with delicious and succulent peach
cobbler. When she gets on the floor and flings her soft, silky, and
newly SUAVED hair on the ground....you want nothing more but to place
your one eyed eel on her scalp to give her that SPECIAL head massage.

BUT WAIT!

You
remember that your OLDER than her MUCH Older and that it is EVER so
wrong to think such things! This, my friend, is a predicament. This my
friends...would make your mamma weep. To even think about laying her
down on your bed, smelling her sweet scent (except when she's on her
period), and laughing/talking to one another until you both coudn't take
it and your bodies touch!! RAHHHHH!!!!

But no!

It's
wrong and you should feel bad about what you're are thinking. You
really need some help and should maybe talk to your local
psychotherapist. Just start off by telling him/her that you once..
fapped while watching Mean Girls (they may understand). You could also
tell him that you once got a boner watching an episode of Icarly with
your mom in the room (it's the one where victoria justice and her are
boxing). Yeah, your mom noticed what a fucking pervert you
were..probably slapped your boner down. You can then tell your
psychotherapist what you thought about when you were watching a Tia
Fancam! Just let her in slowly....she'll forgive you!!! FAPPing is wrong
and you should feel bad!!!!

Don't even think about it BOYZ!

SERIOUSLY GTFO WITH THIS BULLSHIT!

What's
the point of this discussion? Oh I was going to ask. What do you say to
someone who has busted you "attempting" to fap to Tia Fancams. Do you
feel this is wrong? I do and you should too.

wow how interesting,for some reason I thought it was something like people masturbate too much to her so thats "hapa" is like fap to a new level is like fap and fap and fap and then fap and fap and fap and then fap fap fap fap fap fap fap and then fap and fap and fap and later fapfapfapfapfapfapfap oh yes and then fap fap fap fap fap fap fap and fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap I'm getting tier fap fap fap fap fap fap fap and then fap to Tia's pictures fancam and others, I guess I was wrong