I hope this is the right forum for this. If not, please move it, Mods.

Does anybody (maybe one of our computer cracks like BFG 9000) know how to get rid of that totally fückin' annoying intro at the beginning of practically every DVD you buy. Y'know the one: "You wouldn't nick a jam-jar, you wouldn't nick a handbag .......". Is there any way of skipping it?