Tagged: suv

Before we start this review..we’re gonna need to turn up the base. Because this Yukon Denali is pimp. Let’s start with the honest facts: I am not THAT woman. You know the one– the blonde, skinny, rich, bitch that drives an enormous SUV with maybe one or two kids in the back..max. That woman parks like a moron. She undertips the valet driver. She is...

It started, like any other experience with my teenage daughter, with an epic eye roll. “OMG, that color.” A Chevy Equinox had just been delivered to our house for a test drive and this ungrateful little brat has the gall to criticize its shade of orange (???!!!!) I pondered how much I could get for her on Ebay, but then reconsidered, because they probably don’t...

Daughters. (epic eye roll) You want them to have everything so they’re safe, happy and well cared for. Yet, you want them to have nothing so they’re grounded, confident and independent. My older daughter is getting really close to driving age and won’t shut up about how she wants a Jeep. So, like any good Motorhead Mama, I figured there was only one thing to...

You know that boyfriend you had once? The one with the great smell, the great kisser and of course, the great sex? Man, you two were so happy. Then he went and did something really dumb. You were sad, depressed, heartbroken. And when he came back, after shaving off that nasty ass goatee & going to the gym, begging for your forgiveness, did you take him...

The exploding vintage car market is one of those subjects like New York real estate, that if you think about ‘what would’ve been if you just held on’, you’ll make yourself crazy. But, unlike New York real estate, all is not lost in the car market. There are still some real gems out there and I refuse to let you, my beloved reader, lose out...

I have a horrible fantasy. It’s dark, disturbing and completely out of character. But when I’m honest with myself, it’s very, very real. I sometimes fantasize that I drive a mini van. And it’s not just any mini van, it’s a white Honda Odyssey with family stick figures and a school mascot and everything. It’s got tiny wheels, regular plates and more cup holders than...