Earth Day. Riddles and Jokes for Kids about Animals with Answers

I hope you`ll find some inspiration and pleasure reading these riddles and jokes for kids about animals with answers. Talking about the life of nature creatures through the logic riddles and answers about them, we`ll celebrate Earth Day. It`s also a great opportunity to teach your kids about our environment.

Earth Day. Riddles and Jokes about Animals with Answers.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kook!
Kook who?
Don't call me cuckoo!

Did you hear the story about the peacock?
(Yes, it's a beautiful tale!)

What is even smarter than a talking bird?
(A spelling bee!)

Why do hummingbirds hum?
(Because they forgot the words!)

What do you give a sick bird?
(Tweetment!)

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
(Because if he lifted that leg off the ground he would fall down!)

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?
(A re-tail store!)

What do you call a bird in the winter?
(Brrr-d!)

Silly boy: I'd like to buy some bird seed.
Clerk: How many birds do you have?
Silly boy: None! I want to grow some!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
(They have webbed feet!)

What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
(Darn it!)

Why are frogs so happy?
(Because they eat what bugs them!)

What did one frog say to the other?
(Time's sure fun when you're having flies!)

Why was the mother firefly unhappy?
(Because her children weren't that bright!)

Why was the baby ant confused?
(Because all of his uncles were ants!)

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a honey bee?
(Bah-humbug!)

How do bees get to school?
(By school buzz!)

Why do bees have sticky hair?
(Because they have honeycombs!)

Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas?
Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
(No idea!)
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
(Still no idea!)

Did the dinosaur take a bath?
(Why, is there one missing?!)

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
(Down in the mouth!)

What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
(More than the dinosaur!)