Firefly Funhouse

>Bray enters Funhouse, there are shoes dangling from the top of the frame, like someone might be hanging from the ceiling.

"Hey kids! Oh, this? Well, when we're outside the Funhouse, our shoes collect a lot of dirt. And because we don't want to track our mud all over the place, the first thing we do when we come back home is put our shoes away! Here:"

>Bray takes his shoes off and hangs them from the top of the frame.

"Speaking of footwear and cleanliness, I want to introduce you to my very best friend: Mr. Socko!"

"Hey Bray.""Yowwie wowwie! What happened to you, Mr. Socko?""Well, I ate a humble pie, and I got the cranberries all over my face.""Well, this just won't do! We need to give you a wash.""No, please, this really isn't necessary.'

>Bray grabs Socko and sits down near a washboard and basin.

"Now, many people like to use fancy washing machines, but back in Abby's day, we didn't have those around, right?"

>Abby the Witch simply watches on in silence.>Bray begins to wash Socko, who is yelling protestations.

"Plus, for real intense stains like this, you really need to put in some work, like this:"

>Bray is scrubbing Socko, who is screaming.

"If you've got filth on you there is no alternative to (shifting to deadpan, staring into the camera) scrubbing and scraping everything until nothing is left."

Gorilla Monsoon - Fri, 30 Aug 2019 13:21:44 EST oWLdzxNcNo.6289976 Reply i could see this being something they will do once they run out of ideas or sponsors complain about bray being too scary or something. though all this did was imagine the next episode where jerry lawler is forced to go a year without weep wooping and if he fails the fiend just shows up and attacks him.

Shelton Benjamin - Fri, 30 Aug 2019 13:34:49 EST EeQmw/sSNo.6289979 Reply 1567186489246.jpg -(74745B / 72.99KB, 1024x576) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.>>6289585Then the next week Bray can have the Cobra puppet on the Funhouse, "skin it" by pulling the puppet off the arm it's on, and when The Fiend next appears he can be wearing snakeskin boots.

Then he can get a win over Jhon and claim to have defeated all of the WWE's greatest puppets.

Just a few weeks to go before NXT is live for two hours on USA Network and a month to go before they take on the pissant shirt circlejerk!

> The Undisputed ERA will receive NXT Tag Team Title Match against The Street Profits

Love them or loathe them, Undisputed ERA’s Bobby Fish & Kyle O’Reilly were correct when they claimed The Street Profits pinned the wrong man to retain the NXT Tag Team Titles at TakeOver: Toronto. Indeed, video replay indicates that Fish tagged into the bout moments before O’Reilly was pinned. Following that controversy, Fish & O’Reilly were singularly focused on righting the wrong, and their demands have been heard. This week on NXT, Undisputed ERA’s tandem terrors will challenge Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins for the titles. Can Fish & O’Reilly hold up their end of The Undisputed ERA’s golden prophecy and claim the faction’s third reign as NXT Tag Team Champions? Or will The Sultans of Swag defend their crown as the black-and-gold brand prepares to go live on USA Network next month?

> An epic rematch six months in the making

Keith Lee and Dominik Dijakovic will look to settle some unfinished business this week when they clash in a long-awaited rematch on NXT. The two high-flying heavyweights last met in February, and the result was a high-octane, cutting-edge battle that ended in a double count-out, denying the longtime rivals the opportunity to find out who the better big man was in their first clash inside an NXT ring. Dijakovic’s knee surgery delayed their hotly anticipated rematch, but now that The Rare Breed is cleared for action, his duel with Lee is back on the books, much to the delight of both Superstars. Lee is desperate to get back on track after a pivotal loss to Damian Priest, while Dijakovic looks to make an impact at Lee’s expense in his NXT TV return. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this battle between giants who move like Cruiserweights.

> Io Shirai continues her descent into darkness

For the first time since defeating Candice LeRae in an instant-classic grudge match at TakeOver: Toronto, Io Shirai returns to the ring this week on WWE Network. Shirai was an elite Superstar long before she embraced her dark side, but her diabolical change of heart has given The Genius of the Sky an even more intense edge than before. That spells terrible news for anybody unfortunate enough to stand across the ring from her.

> Pete Dunne speaks out in exclusive interview

After coming within inches of winning the NXT North American Title at TakeOver: Toronto, Pete Dunne will speak his mind in a sit-down interview this week. With questions about The BruiserWeight’s status on the black-and-gold brand remaining unanswered, expect the longest-reigning WWE U.K. Champion in history to set matters straight.

> An in-depth look at Johnny Gargano’s remarkable NXT career

Johnny Gargano, the heart and soul of NXT, hasn’t been seen on WWE Network since losing to NXT Champion Adam Cole in an incredible 2-out-of-3 Falls Match at TakeOver: Toronto. With much of the NXT Universe wondering what the future holds for Johnny Wrestling, get set to look back at Gargano’s greatest moments in an NXT career retrospective tonight on WWE Network.

> On NXT UK this week (sorry, preview page now has the results)

Ilja Dragunov vs Tyson T-Bone

Joseph Conners vs Oliver Carter

Jordan Devlin vs Kenny Williams

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Netjester!AI.skYnEt - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 18:07:31 EST iLikEToleARnNo.6289819 Reply >>6289817Unfinished miscellaneous portrait, based on what to think of this makes her crazy instead of calling him ACH, is the dumbest shit ive seen this week as part of my favorite by the crowd to a baseball bat.

Sniper - Fri, 30 Aug 2019 11:45:24 EST xaWBvrsCNo.6289938 Reply Just caught up on stuff. And holy shit, that Dijakovic/Lee match really was fucking awesome. Thought Lee was gonna kill himself on that Spanish fly. Honestly surprised after how good their first match was that they didn't put it on a takeover instead but whatever. Even the new theme they gave Dijakovic makes him seem like a big deal.

Summer is nearly over, but tonight, the first major chapter of a new era in Dragon Gate's history will be written as DG holds their most unpredictable show of the year, Dangerous Gate 2019!

On this show, student will meet maestro as Ultimo Dragon teams with BxB Hulk & KAI to face off against the MaxiMuM trio of Masato Yoshino, Jason Lee & Ultimo's own successor in Dragon Kid, Kzy & Genki Horiguchi prepare for a No DQ war over the Open The Twin Gate Championship as they challenge R.E.D's Eita & Big R Shimizu. And in the main event, after defeating PAC last month & declaring himself to be the new Ace of Dragon Gate, Ben-K makes his first defense as Open The Dream Gate Champion against "The Almighty" YAMATO!

Daizee Haze - Sat, 24 Aug 2019 19:27:15 EST sK8BwNDgNo.6288157 Reply 1566689235762.jpg -(113901B / 111.23KB, 801x1200) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size.>>6288146It was a real good show. Kobe World was better, but this still delivered.Mochi & Okuda/Doi & Ishida was a fun kick battle, the Twin Gate match was an absolutely brutal war with some really nasty spots especially in the closing stretch & Ben-K/YAMATO told a very good story that made Ben-K look like an absolute world beater.

To me, the biggest takeaway from this show was just how strong Dragon Gate is making Ben look right now. He's been undefeated in King of Gate, he gave PAC his first loss in 2 years & he pretty much dominated YAMATO here. I can't remember the last time they made someone look this good, not even during the peak of T-Hawk's push. Pretty cool to see, especially given how well it's been working.

Crossbones - Thu, 29 Aug 2019 19:59:10 EST IOJUtiT2No.6289841 Reply gnb is a dumb ass hole and apparently its overtime at the flying j so he cant run the tube tonight. however there is still a replay of danger gate 2019 on in a few minutes i guess. come in and chill out w/ youre favorite darg posters. thank's!!!!

"Join all your favorite Rocky Mountain Pro Stars as we head into our seventh month of broadcasting LIVE every Thursday in 2019, with two action packed hours of Pro Wrestling...Elevated!

For two hours, we bring you the best in Pro Wrestling with Rocky Mountain Pro "Charged!" See all of your favorites do what they do best, including RMP Champion Atiba, Lockettes Champion Abadon, Tag Team Champions, The BlackNecks, Charged Champion, Marlion Bishop, JK Pop, Bentley Powell, William Jackson Robinson, Ignition Champion and more.

The last Thursday of each month will bring you a special 2 hour Supercharged!" 2 posts omitted. Click View Thread to read.

Danny Havoc - Fri, 13 Sep 2019 01:02:00 EST kC6+uyUJNo.6295771 Reply >>6277786Who watches this shit? And why? Why are you spending two hours(!!) of your time to watch some indie wrestling fed in Bumfucktown, USA? Do you just see "Live on Twitch" and your eyes glaze over?

>He also tweeted that Cena said the "n-word" to him as a joke, but that "this situation did not turn in a racist joke">It happened in a wrestling ring, where racial slurs are regularly hurled at wrestlers

Ring of Honor Wrestling #414 - 7pm EDT / 12am BSTThe returning Alex Shelley gets a shot at ROH World Champion Matt Taven. Also on this episode: Highlights from the Ladder War between the Briscoes and G.O.D. for the ROH World Tag Team Titles; ROH World Television Champion Shane Taylor and WOH World Champion Kelly Klein defend their titles, and more!

AJPW’s Summer Explosion tour continues in Hokkaido for Days 10 and 11 with back-to-back shows. In the main event of Day 10, Yoshitatsu defends his GAORA TV Championship against Noriyuki Yoshida. Then in the main event of Day 11, Kento Miyahara and Yuma Aoyagi of NEXTREAM face Jake Lee and Naoya Nomura in a continuation from their match at the start of the tour. Nomura had picked up a shock win over Miyahara and remains adamant that he will be the one to take down Miyahara while also beating his record for youngest-ever Champion. Lee said he will still focus on the All-Asia Tag-Titles but took a more cautious tone in addressing the challenge and possibility of Nomura getting the Triple Crown before he does, copying Nomura's old sentiment that Nomura is not Sweeper and still a rival in the end. Nomura's confident that he's exposed enough of Miyahara’s weak points and that with two new techniques he will debut in the title match, he will become Triple Crown Champion. Miyahara is also confident because he "wins 99% of the time and this will be no different." Who will become GAORA TV Champion and can Naoya Nomura take down Kento Miyahara twice and prove that he is the next challenger to the Triple Crown Heavyweight Championship? Here’s the lineup for both shows:

Pro-Wrestling NOAH’s N-1 Victory tournament, formerly Global League, is NOAH’s annual round robin heavyweight tournament and makes its stop at Korakuen Hall. Ten wrestlers separated into two blocks of five wrestlers each face each other with two points for a win, one point for a draw, and no points for a loss. The wrestlers with the most points in each block will face each other in the final on September 16 with the winner of the tournament going on to face GHC Heavyweight Champion Kaito Kiyomiya in November at Ryogoku Kokugikan. Here are the current standings and lineup for the show: