All three sing “row row row your boat gently down the stream. Then your boat tips over and you drown. Then you fucking drown.”

Robert went on to say “alright this next song is called The Manager’s Song. It’s about a fucking manager who was hated by all the employees and customers at a Goddamn retail store.”

The three singers hit a high note and then began.

“Oh the manager was on the job. He came across an employee who cut his finger. Oh the manager said ‘oh you cut your finger well we’ll just have to cut your hours. Now I’m going
out to get a hot dog and when I get back I want to see the cashiers working very hard.”