I should be writting soon. I am at a major writter's block and I don't know what to do.

I love twilight. It is awesome!! I was one of the people who read the series BEFORE they even said there was going to be a movie. No offense to those who read it after. Team Edward all day everyday. I have nothing against Jacob. He was a great friend for Bella in New Moon. It's just that he's not Edward. My apologies to all Jacob-lovers. Go Edward. And Robert Pattinson. And Kirsten Stewart.

I love to sing, dance, read, write and be me! I enjoy my life!

I love Pararmore, Green Day, Fall Out Boys, Gym Class Heros, and Panic! At The Disco.

Did you know.

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you believe that 42 percent of statistics are made up on the spot, C&P

If, when you have a girl, you'll seriously consider naming her Isabella...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP sign...copy/paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever run into a mirror...copy/paste this into your profile.

If every locker you have ever had/have hates you and wouldn't/doesn't open up for you...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever not known where you were when there was a sign right next to you, copy and paste this into your profileIf you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If one of your best friends IS insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA STAB SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever stayed up all night just to watch the sunrise, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have every lost a computer game at level one, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when you trip the second you get up from your chair. Crazy is when you brush the condensation off your window with a comb or hairbrush coz you like the pattern it makes. Crazy is when you stare at people and wonder what their names are and if they're gay...If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "Volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrollably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you think the Cullens should have their own theme music :o) Copy this to your Profile

you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complian that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you dont just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder) and OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder) at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you've ever asked a question that the person your asking couldn't possibly know the answer to, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life...Now!

Sozzy, I had to add the 'now' bit!! I get tempted too much...

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

I know that everyone now has this but I still think it's cool! It's kinda like Edward and Bella, although, Bella would already have the helmet on not to mention everything that even looked like skin would be padded and that would also be padded you know, Bella being Bella, and Edward would be doing way more then 100mph! Also, Edward wouldn't crash the bike or die. Bella would do cliff diving if he died anyway so there would be no point in this! But it's still COOOOL!! If when you first read this Jacob and Bella and New Moons and Giant Empty Holes come to mind; You are NOT alone!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

This is also one of the cutest things ever written (apart from a bronze haired someone I know)!! If this doesn't touch you THEN YOUR NOT A VAMPIRE!!

One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies...

The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk...

She told him that her feelings had changed and it was time to move on...

A silent tear slid down his cheek as he reached into his pocket and passed her a folded note...

At that moment a drunk driver was speeding down the very same street...

He swerved right into the driver's seat killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived...

Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it...

It said: "Without your love I would die"

Depressed? Crying? Then you need emotional therpy. I know this gr8 therapist called Jasper Hale...

This is for people like Rosalie who need more confidence...

If you had to read that other bit again then you need to learn irony and sarcasm...

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree.Theboys don't want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Ever had writers block when talking?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."

People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Straight is something crooked that was bent.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenager grls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s including Bella Disorder.

AV is Addicted to Vampires

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

16. I dream of a better world: Where chickens can cross the road, and not have their motives questioned

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. bolded ones apply to me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditzI'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no moralsI'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whoreI wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandalsI'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poserI'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOOI'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZII'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceitedI'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedyI'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazyI'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamasI'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong directionI'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prudeI'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuffI'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punksI'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHAI'm MORMON so I MUST be perfectI'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm blackI'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snobI'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelonI'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horseI’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a SatanistI’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weakI am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheepI’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emoI’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBEI’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippyI have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virginsI'm PAGAN so I MUST worship SatanI'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against AbortionI'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDEDI am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELEDI DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcastI like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childishI'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastardI'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’sI go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the timesI’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need convertingI love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.Look-don't steryotype people.

LABELS ARE FOR CANS. AS YOU CAN SEE: I'M NOT A CAN, SO DON'T LABEL ME.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visitsome friends one eveningand time passed quickly as each sharedtheir various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer thanplanned, and had to walk home alone.She wasn't afraidbecause it was a small town and she livedonly a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elmtrees, Diane asked God to keep her safe fromharm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was ashort cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley shenoticed a man standing at the end as though hewere waiting for her.

When she reached the end of the alley,she walked right past the man and arrivedhome safely.

The following day, she read in thenewspaper that a young girl had been raped in the samealley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy andthe fact that it could have been her, she began toweep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and tohelp this young woman, she decided to go to thepolice station.

She felt she could recognize the man, soshe told them her story.

The police asked her if she would bewilling to look at a lineup to see if she could identifyhim.

She agreed and immediately pointed outthe man she had seen in the alley the nightbefore.

When the man was told he had beenidentified, heimmediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her braveryand asked if there was anything they could dofor her.

She asked if they would ask the man onequestion.

Diane was curious as to why he had notattacked her.

When the policeman asked him, heanswered, "Because she wasn't alone.She had two tall men walking on either side ofher."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,you're never alone. Did you know that 98 ofteenagers will not stand up for God?

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Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

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If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

So true!

Twilight OathI promise to remember BellaEach time I carelessly fall downAnd I promise to remember EdwardWhenever I'm out of townI promise to obey traffic lawsFor Charlies sake of courseAnd I promise to remember JacobWhen my heart fills with remorseI promise to remember CarlisleWhen ever I am in the Emergency RoomAnd I promise to remember EmmettEvery time there's a huge boomI promise to to remember RoseWhenever I see someone that holds pure beautyAnd I promise to remember AliceWhen I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots meI promise to remember NessieWhen I see that beautiful curly hairAnd I promise to remember EsmeWhen someone tells me they careI promise to remember JasperWhenever my emotions are unfurledAnd I promise to remember the VolturiWhen someone speaks of dominating the worldYes I promise to love TwilightWherever I may goSo that all may see my obsessionBecause I know what the Twilighters know

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Breaking Dawn

How long did it take you to read the books?

Twilight-2 days(I couldn't put it down as soon as I opened it), New Moon-2 days(I was excited from the moment I got it to the end of the book), Eclipse-2 days(I started the moment I finished New Moon), Breaking Dawn-3 days(I stayed up all night and read all day from the day it came out in stores til the day I finished it)

Who introduced you to the books?

My big sister Alexis. I love her soooo much.

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I borrowed them, then I bought them.

What's your dream ending to the series?

It ended perfectly! I loved it!!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

Bella because she tries to be tough even though she isn't tough at all.

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward XD

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jake or Seth

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

"And so the the lion fell in love with the lamb. What a stupid lamb. What a sick masochistic lion." Edward and Bella in Twilight(In the meadow)

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

When Bella seduced Edward into getting busy in Breaking Dawn (which i'm glad she did or no Nessie)

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When Jacob kisses Bella, and she stupidly punches him(Why would you even consider that?)

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

When Alice tells Bella she would change her herself and Bella gets excited and yells "Bite Me" in New Moon

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

In Eclipse, and the battle between Victoria and Edward(That was AWESOME!!)

Which book cover was your favorite?

Um...New Moon, because the flower is so beautiful!!(I want the flower as my tattoo)

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

Yes and I need therapy my friends want to put me in a mental institute bcuz of how obsessed I am. TWILIGHT!!

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

New Moon

New Moon or Eclipse?

Eclipse

Eclipse or Twilight?

Eclipse

Are you more excited about a Breaking Dawn Movie or Midnight Sun Full Book?

I can't choose but If I must, Breaking Dawn Movie

Midnight Sun Full Book or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn Movie?

Breaking Dawn cuz of Nessie

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

Edward because they are pieces of the puzzle alone but they fit together

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Bella, because she's my hero(Well-my fictional hero)

I still love Edward!!

Bella or Jacob?

Bella No choice

Bella or Alice?

Bella because she was just her and no one else (Not saying Alice wasn't herself I just like Bella more)

Alice or Jacob?

Their both funny, and I both love them...but Alice! She can change me(If I bug her enough! ;))

Rosalie or Alice?

Rose-because she had her reasons for being against changing Bella

Jasper or Alice?

Alice cuz she's awesome

Jasper or Edward?

EDWARD!!- I want to marry him.

Carlisle or Esme?

Carlisle. He never gets any respect!!

Emmett or Jasper?

Emmett. He's like a giant teddy bear!!

Emmett or Jacob?

Emmett alll day!!

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella Cause she is so wonderful and she finally discovers where she fits belongs in Breaking Dawn

Esme or Charlie?

Team Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle! :)

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jake!

Sam or Quil?

Quil!!

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

Victoria- She was very strategic- even though she lost in Eclipse

Werewolves or Vampires?

Vampires forever!!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

The Stephanie Myer Website

Are you excited?

It has been out for a while, but can't wait for the rest!!

What do you think of the casting so far?

GREAT JOB!!

Are you going to go see it?

I saw it 2 times in theaters, and bought the 3 disc DVD

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

U went with my family

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

It was kind of close, but I understood that they had to change a lot of things because it's a movie.

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

but if i had to choose i would go with Breaking Dawn

How about Edward's?

Thats so hard! But i gusse i would say Twilight

Jacob's?

Deffinately breaking Dawn

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

All of them

When people say Joe Jonas I say The cullen brothers!!

When they say scary creppy vampires who live in a coffin! I say Edward Cullen who is the most beautiful vampire ever and DOSN'T SLEEP IN A COFIN...cause he dosn't sleep!!

When they say Milye curys i say Kristen Stewart!

When they say i want to be a ROCKSTAR! i say i want to be a CULLEN!!

when they say Twilight is gay i say and your not?!

When they saw they don't want to see the moive cause it looks stupid i say o then i guess you just wern't smart enough to read a 500 page book and your afraid to admit it!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letterBEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

Reminder (trust me, you'll need this reminder: I did!!) If you want to almost kill yourself so Carlisle or any other Cullen will save you, do it when it's NOT sunny! And not just when you're crossing the road and think it's a good idea!!

Stupid test:

18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.xGum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.xYou have ran into a glass/screen door.You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.xYou have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

You have ran into a tree.It IS possible to lick your elbowYou just tried to lick your elbow.xYou never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.xYou just tried to sing them.xYou have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.xYou have choked on your own spit.You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.xYou didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twicexYou just looked at it.Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.xPeople have called you slow.

You have accidentally caught something on fireYou tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.xYou have caught yourself drooling.xYou’ve fallen asleep in classxIf someone says “fart” you laugh.xYou just laughed.

Sometimes you just stop thinkingxYou tell a story and forget what you were talking aboutPeople are often shaking their heads and walking away from youYou are often told to use your “inside voice”.You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug.xYou are taking this test when you should be doing something importantxYou have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize itYou’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket

You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.xYou break a lot of things.Your friends know not to use big words around youYou sometimes tilt your head when you’re confusedYou have fallen out of your chair beforeWhen you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Yay 18!! Whew! I barely made it!!

Twilight:

Bella: I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator

Bella: Vampires play baseball?Edward: Afraid of a needle. Oh, as sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs to find him. An IV, on the other hand...

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.Bella: What a stupid lamb.Edward: What a sick masochistic lion.

Mike: So, did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?

Edward: Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving.

Edward: And you're worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?

Edward:Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,

Bella: Drunk?

Edward: You're intoxicated by my very presence.

Alice: It sounded like you were having Bella for lunch, and we came to see if you would share.

Bella: This truck is old enough to be your car's grandfather — have some respect.

New Moon:

Bella: We watched zombies eat people. It was great.

Emily: So, you're the vampire girl.

Bella: Yes. Are you the wolf girl?

Jacob: I am a werewolf and he's a vampire.

Bella : And I'm a virgo!

Bella: I am switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.

Eclipse:

Bella: Stupid, unreliable, vampire!

Bella: I have been tortured. Alice painted my toenails.

Bella: You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home.

Bella: I don't care who's a werewolf and who's a vampire. If Angela turns out to be a witch, she can join the party, too.

Bella: Hold it Alice, I've got a few limitations for you.

Alice: I know, I know, I know. I only have until August thirteenth at the latest, you have veto power on the guest list, and if I go overboard on anything, you'll never speak to me again.

Bella: Oh, okay. Well, yeah. You know the rules, then.

Jacob: You said she needed a space heater, and here I am.

Emmet: Fall down again Bella?

Bella: No, I punched a werewolf in the face

Breaking Dawn:

Alice: I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

Edward: Why don't you just tell me who wins?

Alice: I do. Excellent.

Alice: No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you.

Bella: Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.

Edward: Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.

Rosalie: Over my pile of ashes.

Jacob: Dead Beat

Rosalie: I'd like to beat you dead.

Renee: Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out.

Edward: You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.

Bella: Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

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Mistaken identity leads to an improper proposition. Someone will change their mind and learn to bend. Edward is in town for meetings and staying at the nicest hotel in town, in the nicest suite. He is a wealthy businessman. And he needs a woman's touch.

Bella Swan was recruited to The Cullen Firm as the new Managing Director of Global Relations. Unbeknownst to her, she never remembered applying for the position. Yet, luck was on her side, and the offer was too great to pass up. Through one strange encounter and a series of events, Bella realizes that luck had nothing to do with it. Drama/Romance/Angst/Lemons/mild BDSM.

He is the 'toast of Hollywood' and she is his queen, but their lives are not a fairytale. With children, real life and someone who is trying to break them apart, Edward and Bella will need to fight for their Happily Ever After. From the red carpet, to the bedroom to the playroom, can their love survive? **HEA** OOC/AH. CANON COUPLES

Was it wrong to want you...for so long, watch you mature from the sidelines…ripening for my pleasure? I have no right to...want...need...desire...crave your beautiful body, but I do. Fantasizing, hours about the things I could…want…need to do to you. Sugar and Spice, and everything nice…that s what Isabella Swan was made of... B&E Drabble, Canon pairings...

In the Olympic Peninsula of northwest Washington State, a small town named Forks exists under a near-constant cover of clouds and rain. Bella, Alice and Rosalie were born and raised in Forks, a boring little town where nothing ever happens. What happens when four Cullen's and one Masen moves to town? Things are about to get interesting.

Bella and Edward who have been frenemies their whole life go away to college as they both realize their hidden feelings for each other they become closer and end up getting drunk and marrying each other in Vegas. Now its like they're back to square one with the bickering. Lots humour, drama, rated r and fluffy romance.

She was his. You could smell him on her. Bella was just having a normal night, until two beautiful models came in and insisted she go with them. She wakes up in a bed, in her new life. HOT Possessiveward! Rated M for a reason! Lots of Lemons! Let the lust begin! Canon Pairings.

Bella is a Drama Student in UCLA. Edward Cullen is an up and coming actor. When these two meet, sparks begin to fly. What does this mean for their current boyfriend and girlfriend back home? E/B pairing eventually. Rated M for Language and Lemons. No Cheating on Edward and Bella's behalf

Edward and his brothers are apart of the Italian mob. They go to a club looking to meet the triplets that have been looking to settle down. There are two important rules dealing with wives in the Cullen family, she has to be Italian and she must be pure. Will these three triplets be what the Cullen men have been looking for? Cannon Pairings. AH Rated M OOC

Edward, aka Masen, is a hired killer feared even by the authorities. Bella, orphaned, novice nun, was raised in the Cathedral as a devote catholic. One chance encounter would change the way they view the world, and themselves, as a whole. "I stared, breathlessly, as he pulled the trigger." A tug of war, and heart, between the pure and the damned.

What happens when Bella is attacked and her mob family find out she's pregnant? How does a protective family act when one of their own is attacked? No one knows for certain, the only thing they do know is they will kill anyone in their way to protecting her.

It's fifteen days until the beginning of Bella's happily ever after. But betrayal from the person Bella trusts the most causes her to do things she never expected. Meeting Mr. Green Eyes was never part of the plan, but then again nothing that has happened so far has been. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?

Bella and Edward are beloved Hollywood stars. She warns him that something was about to happen; he ignores that warning. So, after tradegy strikes he wishes he had listened. Now, he and both families must battle to help the couple regain what they had on every level of their lives. Will they succeed or will it be a lost cause and Edward has to start from the beginning to win her?

He said he's the shadow no one can touch. She's the person hell bent on crushing him. What can she do when he's not running from her, but coming closer... A tale of hate, revenge, guns, mobs and a bitter-sweet road to Hell. AH/OOC

Bella meets Edward and sparks fly. She thinks he's a charming businessman, but he's not. He's in the Mafia. How will she handle it when she finds out? Will an innocent girl like her be able to survive in his world? Darkward / Mobward / Possessiveward

"What?" Bella erupted. "Please tell me, you are joking. Terrorist, Edward. Really?" Edward, Jacob and Bella meet in college. Edward and Bella get pulled in a whirlwind romance. Unfortunately, Edward has to leave the college and Bella. Six years later, Bella and Edward cross paths again. But Edward is changed drastically and proposes a strange deal to Bella. Will she agree? BxE.

Successful lawyer Edward Cullen and college student Bella Swan have dark appetites for pleasure.One day they meet and the attraction is instantaneous. See full summary inside.Rated M for a very good reason. Multiple partners, non-canon coupling.Kind of

*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H

His hand sat possessively on my hip, one of those careless smiles on his lips, staking a claim on my flesh. In those moments, I was fairly certain he was a normal, good guy- but even our four year old niece knew what he really was... a criminal, a thug, a no-good gangster. I will never be able to thaw his ice cold heart, but I've become the gangster's girl and there's no way out.

What would happen if Carlisle and Esme came back a month after the family leaving Bella? What will they find? (After Edward leaves Bella in NM. Canon pairings) AN: Edward lover, Jacob hater so don't read if you like Jacob...

*Sequel* Some things don't change, like their crazy and obsessive love, but when threatened by a man motivated by power and money, they do what they do best and that's survive. No longer on the run from the law, they make their own laws now. Brutal and forceful with their desires, killing is only part of the thrill. ExB, BPOV, HEA, Guns, Violence, Lemons, Darkella and her Darkward

Seattle pharmacist Bella Swan thinks her chance at a fairy tale love story is over when her parents push her towards an arranged marriage. For Doctor Edward Cullen, love was never in the radar. Will the arrangement mean a love-less marriage? Or will love find them along the way? AH, OOC, Canon Couples. Rated M for language but may contain lemons in later chapter.

Bella is a forty something wife and mother of two who discovers that her one and only love, Jacob, no longer wants to be married. She realizes that through the years, she has let herself go and makes a decision to get her life back, and maybe her man in the process. This leads her to The Spa, where she begins to replace the old with the new. Does this include replacing her Ex?

Edward Cullen is a player, he's with a new girl every week. That all changes when he meets a girl that is off limits, he vows to be a better man. He wants to be able to be worthy of the girl with the paper heart.

"It took a day for me to believe I was nothing, It took me a year to believe I was something." Isabella is plus-sized, Often ridiculed about her weight. Edward is a vampire, and searching for his mate. What happens when their paths cross? Drabble.

Benucci had made the decision; I was going to be his girlfriend no matter how much I didn't want it. What mobsters want mobsters get, right? What if I told you there was another guy who wanted me more- who would do anything to make sure Benucci went down- no matter what.

Drabble Mafia Fic. What is the ultimate act of Betrayal? For Bella is was when her husband and best friend slept together. Find out how she dealt with them and how she plans to turn her life around. Will she find happiness?

After her parents are murdered, Bella and her brothers flee to the protection of their Godfather. When Bella discovers information that puts her life at risk, her only choice is to marry a man that she hates. Edward is a hard man, one that wants nothing to do with his reluctant bride. Can this pair ever learn to love each other...before their enemies destroy them? AH

Join Isabella and Edward as actions, circumstances and consequences set them on a collision course. At the end of it all, will the pure and untainted Isabella survive the callous and seductive touch of a man no better than the Devil? It is a dark tale of seduction, passion and lust. Blood will be shed. Lives will be lost. But what do you expect when you Dance with the Devil?

Bella had been lucky to land the job as the nanny to Esme and Carlisle's two girls, but when Carlisle's younger brother arrives in New York in need of a fresh start and some help with his own brood, Bella's world is quickly turned upside down. It was just supposed to be a job, but they quickly became everything she needed.

Edward Cullen is an alcoholic who hits rock bottom. One day, his sister Alice is handed a card – Only Call If Desperate & ALL Else Has Failed. She makes the call that will change her brother's life. His savior? Bella Swan.

A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.

Escaping an overbearing father and a shady past, Bella Swan hitches a ride with the Cullen crew when they ride through Forks.She soon realizes family is more than blood, and that lust and love are not the same. Will the FBI and a certain outlaw motorcycle gang be able to tear Edward and Bella apart? All human. E/B

He's the school hottie, cocky and arrogant. She's the school nerd, loner extraordinaire. She hates him. He doesn't know who she is. At first. What happens after one particular detention class? ExB. All human. Eventual lemons. First fic ever.

Bella Swan. Graduated from Yale with a degree in chemical engineering at 15 and a spy at an international organization her own family founded. Her biggest mistake? Sleeping with the grandson of a mafia boss during a mission of hers. "Well, if I ever see him again, I'm screwed." Spyella, Mobward. AH

Bella is your typical high school senior while Edward is struggling to survive in the real world. Bella is hired to babysit Edward's baby sister and when the two meet, they start experiencing feelings they'd never had before.

Bella & Edward are undoubtedly the best kept secret in Forks High School, dating in secret but their relationship is doomed to be exposed and the consequences of this will rip both their worlds apart. Who, if anyone will come out of this mess unscathed?

Edward and Bella are living in a new city, with a new child, and no one to turn to when times get rough. What happens when a ghost from Chicago turns up in DC and threatens their new life? They have to overcome their differences and rediscover their passion for each other while attempting to shelter everything they hold dear. Reposted after FF removed. Sequel to Cosa Nostra.

Bella is fascinated by the man she sees in the coffee shop, he's handsome and she knows its wrong but she wants him. Nothing was great for Bella but things get even more complicated for the young college girl when her man crush informs her she is his... worst thing she can not find it in her to care she may be making a mistake that could cost her everything.

ON HIATUS: Until Relentless is finished. War has ripped the world apart and Bella is living in one of the few cities left in the States. Life is cruel, there is no freedom, food is scarce, and a few people hold all the power. Will Bella be able to survive? Will Edward be able to save her from Mike's snare? - Thugward

Three best friends are kidnapped and sent to work for the Cullen men; the ruthless dominating princes of the vampire world. Their jobs? Sex slaves- tending to their every desire and need 24/7."Rule one don't speak unless spoken to." Darkward/AU/Lemons/OOC

Edward Cullen is used to getting everything he wants. Good looking, wealthy, and charming, NYC's most reputable playboy doesn't take "no" for an answer. Then he meets Isabella Swan and all bets are off ... Except for one. *AH/OOC*

A ruthless criminal detached from all emotions brought to Las Vegas on a job. A young woman trying to move on after escaping an abusive relationship. One drunken night brings them together. Will she be able to melt his frozen heart? Will he be able to show her the love she so desperately needs?

What happens when maiden Bella is abducted, swept away and forced to play mistress to Viking Edward? Does he own her or does he own up to his feelings? WARNING:domineering-dark-male–chauvinist-AH, extremely OOC

When Edward Cullen retires ever director in Hollywood might cry! Edward Cullen was a successful actor/billionaire looking for love and a family. Isabella Swan has baggage from here to Hollywood. She has a daughter and a dead beat husband. Will her search of love smack right into her or will it just be too good to be true.(Banner By:Anarodfranco ) (Hiatus12-9-14)

Annual Halloween story: A serial killer's on the loose. The victims are all 5' to 5'7, brown eyes, long brown hair. To make matters worse four friends are being stalked. With letters, photos, phones calls and threats, will the stalker get too close? Is the stalker and the killer one in the same? What happens when tragedy strikes and the girls pay the ultimate price? All Human

She's a mob princess that was hidden from the mafia world and has never been seen. He's the next in line to take over his father's 'organization'. Arranged marriages happen in this world and theirs will create an alliance. He expects her to be just another spoiled mafia brat. But what he doesn't know is that she's no lamb. Mobward, meet the killer: Mobella. AH, AU, & OOC

Edward Cullen: Successful, arrogant, dominant, whorehound. Bella Swan: Confident, ambitious, seductress, workaholic. Two COO's with one goal: To stop at nothing to reach the top. Even if it means pushing the other person over the edge. A/H. Rated M for Lemons, Language and everything in-between. Romance/Drama/Angst/and everything else.

When a game of revenge is taken too far, Bella is sold into marriage to a man she despises. While struggling to fit society's mold of a weak woman, she must navigate the treacherous waters of being a mob wife without drowning in the process. Mobward. Possessiveward. Sexyward.

Mafia Twilight story. Repost. Edward is the heir to the mafia royalty. Bella is a nurse. They meet in a hospital after he is shot by the rivaling organization. They fall in love but Bella finds it difficult to accept what his family stands for.

Best friends Bella and Edward have a deal—if they're not married by the time they're 30, they'll marry each other. While she's been searching for Mr. Right, he's been busy with Miss. Right Now. Would you be happy seeing your long-time love say 'I do' to someone else? (Be warned: it's a slow burn) B & E, M

Bella is a savvy lawyer and Edward is in need of a good right hand man or woman. Will she be able to withstand working for Mr. Cullen. His tough exterior may melt and she may... I have no clue SO this is Two Weeks Notice meets Twilight.

Edward had been obsessed with her for so long. He was always watching…Now, he is acting on impulse. Bella will be expected to be the next Stepford wife entering the Cullen family. Nothing could have prepared her for this life.

REPOST. Edward's known Bella for five years, but after some time away from Forks, he learns even more. Some bad people have their hand in the control of Forks. Will Bella and Edward be able to save each other or get lost in the mix? What happens when Edward's friendship with Bella becomes so much more? Can they both fight the demons from their past and present to find their future?

Bella and her parents were sailing to New York. Their ship was hijacked by pirates. Bella falls for the handsome pirate, Captain Edward. Common sense and self-preservation cautions Edward against having a relationship with Bella, but he cannot control the emotions she has awakened in him. He decided to have one night with her. Will one night be enough? Adult content.

Caught in a world where the lines of good and evil blur, Bella finds herself in the heart of a war. There is a struggle for power and control of the streets of Chicago...but will underboss Edward find himself fighting for more than he bargained for? A/H

Edward Cullen turns thirty in six months and wants to leave the dating scene to find his "Miss Right". Leaving his restaurant behind, he drives a carriage in the French Quarter of New Orleans searching for true love. Who is it? And will he know, when he finds her? Or will she be right under his nose?

'Sure, she was hot, but I imagined her to be a pompous, stuck-up know-it-all who would more than likely be incredibly boring in bed, so as far as I'm concerned, she isn't worth my attention' Playboy Edward is in for the shock of his life when The Princess Isabella of Scotland is assigned to his flat at university. Based on the love story of Prince William and Kate Middleton.

Maps dictate where we go, but they don't always take us home. City subway tunnels and dim street lights converge, bringing two people infinitely closer. Will a chance meeting lead them to forever? Maybe it was only a matter of time. Collab with CullensTwiMistress. Romance; BxE; Rated M.

One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?

Summary: MOBWARD! DADWARD! 34 year old Edward Cullen is the head of the Cullen Family, he's deadly, he's charming, and he's a single father with a small boy who's greatest wish it to have a Mom. 21 year old Isabella is sweet, maternal, loving and good natured. When the Cullen boys crash into her world, she finds her lonely simple life is never going to be the same.

Bella owns the Black Swan restaurant, and lives a simple but well-off life, until one day she stumbles into Edward Cullen. When her life becomes in danger, Edward makes a drastic decision and acts upon it. How will she react? What secrets is he hiding? AH. MA. E/B. MobWard.

Dr. Edward Cullen a 32 yr old Pediatric Neurologist, also a Dom living in Seattle. Bella Swan a 23yr old Corporate Attorney living in NYC.. Edward s in need of more.. and Bella s just in need..can a meddling Pixie bring these two together..BDSM & lemons

Sequel to 'Mates For Eternity'. Bella and Edward are living their eternity as vampire mates. However, there is someone from the past thirsting for revenge on Edward, and what better plan is there than to hit Edward where it hurts the most; through Bella. Will they overcome this evil? Or will they both succumb to the darkness that threatens to destroy them? *LEMONS*

What happens when Bella, Alice and Rose meet the members of a famous group, after winning a contest to meet them? Will there be love? Will everything work out? Will Bella and Edward get their happy ending? Some OOC!Cannon pairings. AU/AH!

He wants her-she wants him. Both play the age old game of cat and mouse yet neither are willing to be the prey. A Mobward who falls deeply in love and a sassy Bella making him work for it. Rated M for everything.

It started with a Tequila Sunrise and a drunken text to her ex, Jacob. Then came two pink lines on a plastic stick. Now, she's trapped with her stuck up boss in an elevator. He has an outrageous proposal that will solve her need for cash and his need for human contact. She could have never guuessed where this elevator ride would take her. Canon couples eventually NOW COMPLETE

An arranged marriage is what separates them, but something stronger will bond them together. A story of an arranged marriage, seduction and a forbidden love affair. AH, M rated for adult themes and language, some canon pairing.

"Young women can act silly, but men... Men make bold gestures." I opened the trunk for Bella. The man inside ended up on the pavement. Bella's eyes widened, and she covered her mouth. GangsterWard. *1958.*

Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction - she believes in friction. That is until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way, the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest - One of the Winners of the 'Dirty Five'

Traded like livestock, treated like trash, all by her own aunt and uncle. When she's put up as collateral, does Bella find what she's always needed in a man from the underworld? BxE Mafia AH/AU OOC Rated M just in case OS or continue? tell me what u thin

Clary Fray has no desire to leave New York. But when her parents plan a trip for her sixteenth birthday present, she has no choice in the matter. While trying to ward of a stranger's unwanted advances, tragedy strikes, and Clary is thrown into a new life she's not ready for. Will she find her way back home, or be stuck on an unfamiliar island forever? M for later chapters.

Edward Cullen is a 28 year old billionaire with a taste for pleasure and pain. Bella just happens to get a job with his company and things get pretty interesting from there. Adult themes, AH AU, Bella and Edward and some d/s relationship...

Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.

In 1843, Queen Victoria reined alongside etiquette and protocol. Everything was judged from who you were to what you owned and how much status you had. Can a small farm girl from Lord Cullen's estate bring life and happiness back to his son? Will Master Edward see her for what she is as a person, or who she is by birth? And what does Lady Cullen have up her sleeve?

Bella has been having a bad week. To top it off she just witnessed something she really shouldn't have and gets abducted by a Mr. Cullen. Will Bella conquer depression?Will her secrets come out? Will Emmett find a suit that fit him? MOBWARD Summary inside

Edward is the retired right hand man for a mob boss, Charlie Swan. When asked to train a woman to help to protect herself and her daughter, he had no idea the trouble he'd find himself in. She's the boss's daughter. Can he keep his hands off?

She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet

Edward Cullen is the bad boy with a loaded gun and is head of Cullen Elite, a major mafia organization in Seattle, and he wants something that he can't have.Bella Swan is the daughter of Seattle's Police Commissioner and is tired of being the good girl.

A new town, a new life, too many secrets. The McCarty siblings struggle to hide a past they can barely remember but that has left great scars. When someone gets too close, Emmett and Bella back off. What they didn't count on was that Edward, Alice, Rose, and Jasper refused to give up. And what Edward didn't count on was that he'd fall in love twice. Repost of my first fic. HIATUS

Bella is lesbian. At least she thinks so until handsome and Greek god Edward Cullen crosses her path. Can he convince her of his "qualities" or will she turn him down before he can fan the flames? All Human. AU-AH, M for nudity, language, (femslash) lemons. Don't like? Don't read!

Playboy Edward makes a bet that he can get any girl, but when that girl turns out to be Bella things get a little out of hand. He's intrigued by her, but she only sees him as a player. What happens when she finds out she's pregnant? LEMONS AH OOC CC

My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.

Sequel to Diamond Man - Edward and Bella have been married for two years in a blissful life, with their daughter Elizabeth. Business is picking up for Edward and Bella is a happy woman, but not everything is as it seems as the pair now face a new enemy.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.

After being recruited into the Seattle Fire department, Bella goes out to celebrate. She sleeps with a gorgeous stranger but unbeknown to her he is her new colleague. Watch the sparks fly between them. All Human, rated M for mature themes and language.

"Finally she was mine and I relished in the feeling. No longer did I have to fear the what if's or maybe's. She belonged to no one else except me and until the day I breathe my last, she will be all I needed. My Mafia Queen." AH/OOC. NO UNDER 18's PLEASE

Bella is a mystery to most of her friends and to Edward once she meets him, he tries to figure her out while trying to keep her safe. Edward is a son of one of the biggest Mob families. OOC. Canon pairiings. M for lemons,language,drugs etc.

AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?

When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M

Bella is forced to go to Vegas with her sister-in-law to cheer up after a bad breakup. Edward, who is Bella’s ex-boss, has a meeting in Vegas. They meet, get drunk and end up married. She asks for divorce, he asks for 6 months. Canon-couples. Lemons!

Bella swan is the most popular of singers in Chicago. Edward is the drinking/ smoker/ handsome mob boss who walks into Bella's fathers club to collect a debt. There he sees Bella Swan, and he will do what ever it takes to make her his.

Bella Swan is no stranger to hard work, but everything changes when she is forced to work in Cullen Manor, the home of America's royal family. Her encounters with a certain prince cause her to wonder if the rules are worth following. MODERN DAY. AH, OOC

Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.

After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH

Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.

When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E

Bella and Rosalie move to L.A for a fresh start. Starting at Price university together. Bella needs a job...a bar job. Will a acertain Darkward make an appearance and help the "Poor little barmaid" out? REVIEWS!

Isabella Swan, the famous daughter of politician Charlie and A-list actress Renee. Edward Cullen, first-time kidnapper. Their encounter will make their lives...Rated M for later chapters. Updates weekly.

Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?

"But I was trapped. Trapped to a man I no longer knew. A man that had become a monster just a few short months after reciting my vows, tying myself to him forever... And in love with a man that couldn't save me from this hell."

When a doctor is kidnapped by Chicago's Mafia, she is forced to finish her deceased fathers five years of work for them. This entails spying/rooming with a man in the mafia, while he believes it is his purpose to romance her into joining the mob for life.

OLD STORY! First one posted to this site almost six years ago, but my sentimental heart won't let me take it down. Quality sucks, plot is meh, but if you do wish to read it then be my guest. Please keep in mind, if you review, I am aware of many of the issues within this fic and that this is NOT an accurate representation of my current ability as a writer. Read with a grain of salt

Post-Van Alen Legacy. To find and secure the Gates was a daunting task, and help might just be at hand, but it'll change everything, like tipping the scales of war back in their favour, and making nice with the pissed off Angel of Death in New York. S/J

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

My Harley, freedom and the women I have waiting for me up and down the California coast are my distractions, that was until my Beauty turned my world upside down. ExB, AH, OOC, Mystery/Suspense/Romance

When Bella and Alice go to the "Seventh Heaven" tattoo shop, they get more than they bargained for. Alice gets seduced by her tattoo artist, leaving Bella alone to wait for her.. until Tattward comes to keep her company. Lemony goodness. One-shot. NC-17.

Bella Swan didn't believe in relationships, and avoided them at all costs. But when her two best friends get engaged, leaving her the odd man out, she decides to take a chance and go on a search. A search to find the perfect man.

Alice didn't go to Forks after she saw Bella jump off the cliff. Rosalie told Edward about Bella and he went to the Volturi. 3 yrs later, after they have finished school, Bella and Jake go travelling together. What will they find?

On the eve of a wedding, a chance encounter in a piano bar leads to a weekend of passion. When faced with the consequences, will Bella and Edward overcome their differences and focus on what's really important in life? AH. Rated M.

Bella's got the hots for the library bookworm. Alice is trying to charm the new southern waiter. Rose is trying to impress the schools baseball star. Will the girls ever get up the nerve to turn their fantasy boys into reality?

Awkward Bella only had a crush on one guy, known for stringing girls along. When he rejected Bella's advances, her world flipped inside out. Years later, she's now the female version of the catalyst that changed her life. And it's her turn for payback. AH

Edward Cullen lives a fantasy life, changing as his family moves along, yet never entirely changing. He's seeking something new and exciting; something worth living for. He finds what he least expected, and it changes him forever. Mature readers please!

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

The sequel to Aengus. When the love of your life is a god who holds grudges like no one you've ever met and is eyeballs deep in mythological intrigue, a fairytale ending can be hard to reach. All human. Rated M for a reason!

Edward & Bella are lifelong friends. At 18, just as their true feelings for each other are coming to fruition, tragedy strikes and the US is thrust into World War II. Will Edward and Bella's love be enough to see them through a world war? Rated M, OOC.

AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.

Bella get’s a job at a prestigious Chicago law firm straight out of college. What happens when she finds that one of the Cullen boys despises her? Or does he? B&E AH/AU Romance/Drama Rated M for language and future lemons!

Continuation of the original story by Bella-of-the-Ball, with permission, of course! AH. As a special birthday gift, one of Bella's students sets her up with free piano lessons, with a hidden agenda. temporarily on hiatus; thank you for your patience!

Sequel to 'Obsess'. Bella thinks that she can finally settle down and live her life with Edward and their daughter. Her psycho ex husband, Jacob is behind bars, and they have nothing left to fear... or so she thought.

Bella and Edward have been friends for years, all while secretly liking each other. Can they put their friendship on the line and become something more, or will their actions and choices ruin everything. *Certain situations may be disturbing to some*

Mob bosses, murder, secrets and sexual tension. Bella's in too deep and by the time she figures it out, it's gonna be too late. Can she survive the fall, or will someone be there to catch her? *Not for Jacob lovers* AH/AU

Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?

Clary and her family must flee the city when her sadistic father returns to their lives. At Luke's farmhouse Clary meets the Lightwoods and their adopted son, Jace. The misunderstood teens must overcome their difficult pasts together.OOC/Human/no bro/sis

Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.

Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.

Schyuler is asked to do a photo shoot in paradise, with none other then Jack himself! And Sxhyuler learns of the unbreakable bond, a bond she is willing to make with Jack. Much Sexual Content, and more then one chapter if you R&R

At first it was a game to both Bella and Edward. Both cocky and full of confidence. Living in their self created worlds help ease the pain of reality. What happens when both collide? M FOR A REASON. R&R I SUCK AT SUMMARYS PLEASE READ

Everyones future was uncertain when they entered the bank at the wrong time. But this violent action is the second chance some people need. Will Bella get her happy ending? will anyone? hostage situations CANON rating might change.

Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.

When Sky realizes that her liason/discreate affair with Jack has left her with a precious gift. Every Character belongs to Melissa de la Cruz. This is just something i created based on her characters from her blue blood books. SKY&JACK STORY

Bella is a sexual therapist with unusual methods. When she goes on sabbatical to write a book, Dr. Hale calls in a favor and sends her a new patient. Bella must put aside her training and follow her instincts to help Edward overcome his difficulties.

New Moon AU. Bella went cliff diving but it didn't turn out well. She broke her back. A decade later, Edward reappears in her life on the same night she loses her best friend and husband to a freak accident. She's not thrilled to see him. Eventual E/B

Watch as the cocky player Edward Cullen swoons over the shy nerd Bella Swan. Edward is a bit possessive of our sweet Bella until the tables turn on him and his shy nerd crush turns into a saucy sex kitten on her own. OOC/AH/Cannon Couples. Lang/Lemons

COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.

Bella has been gone from Forks for more than three years. Now she is returning. What will she find? She isn't the only one who has changed in the past three years. Will old friendships be ammended, what about the old childhood sweetheart she left behind?

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps

An EXB love story with a twist. What if Bella was already a vampire when she moved to Forks and came across the Cullens? Will Edward and Bella's relationship survive when someone from her past reemerges? Rated M for later Chapters. Loaded w/ angsty love

AU. After the death of her sister, Bella's life has taken a bad turn. Someone wants her life in ruins and will stop at nothing until she loses everything, including Edward. But how does she stop someone who already died? Better summary inside. ExB

B&E were high school sweethearts.Separated for college.5yrs later they are neighbors and both married to other people.Can they stay away from each other? Read to find out.Full summary in the prologue.AU/AH…M for lemons & language

Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M

Edward enrolls in Forks High after hunting humans. For the first time in his existence, he craves a human's body more than her blood. Will he realize that Bella is the girl of his dreams, or will his lust get in the way? Very detailed, Lemons, BxE love!

A gift for Emerald-Rosalie, using her Bella and Edward from The Wicked Game. Edward bored at home is called away to tame his girlfriend Bella while she's out with her friends, little does he know, she's looking for trouble.

Bella is a broke grad student looking for a job. Edward is a lonely doctor looking for some company. Their worlds collide during this one-shot for the "Tattward & Inkella" contest. Due to some juicy, wet, lip puckering lemons this fic is rated M. AH

Bella tells best friend, Edward, she loves him & he wants to stay friends. Bella moves on to another guy, but she comes back into Edward's life & he realizes he loves her too. He has to fight to win her back before she marries someone else. All human, OOC

Bella is a single mom who was jaded by her exhusband, Mike. She is struggling to put her life back on track when she meets Edward. Edward is a hot shot corporate lawyer who has sworn off love and kids. What happens when the two meet at a club?

Lemony fresh AH, adult themes. On a weekend away for her brother Emmett's birthday, Bella meets his friend Edward. The gorgeous guy that brings out her inner nymph. Mummy Beryl, this is not for your eyes! NO infringement intended. It belongs to the Mormon

Collaboration with vanillabeans - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights; that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY

Bella, an up-coming fashion designer, swears she's in a gangster movie everything she turns around. Does her new love, Edward, have anything to do with it? Rated M for strong language, themes, and violence.

AU. vampires have enslaved humans. Edward comes to the Center to get his first human and finds Bella, immune to his mind reading and rebellious. He takes her, planning to learn more about her strange behavior. Full Summery inside. ExB JxA COMPLETE

Vampires. An alternative to Twilight, but based on the book. Bella gets talked into going backpacking and if by some miracle she makes it out alive, more danger is waiting for her. BxE Romance, action, angst, fluff....everything!

What if Edward and Bella didn't forgive each other after Bella escaped school to go to La Push? Edward thinks that Bella belongs to him. Will Bella obey him? Lemons! Slightly to Very OOC for Edward. However, I think we can all see Bella acting like this.

Bella and Edward have a summer affair leaving for two different states when it is over. They end up at the same school and they must figure out how to make their love last despite all the obstacles in their way. AU AH

Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.

This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!

The summary is NOT fanfiction appropriate. You'll have to read it in the first chapter. This is the long awaited replacement for When Life Gives You Lemons - not a sequel or a rewrite. BXE Filled with lemony goodness and a plot. Complete.

Bella leaves her mother to live with her twenty year old brother and meets Edward Cullen. there will be alot of peoples POV's so read and review. I suck at summaries so don't judge a book by it's cover. rated t just in case

A Blue Bloods fiction. Takes place after Masquerade. How is Schuyler's life in the Force household? What exactly is going on between her and Jack? Is her friendship with Oliver holding up? All this and more. ON HIATUS-Check profile for updates

AU: All human. Bella is a chef in a classy restaurant. She learns that passion for food and another chef can whip up one tasty and incredible recipe. Filled with fun tales of the restaurant life, a giant splash of romance, and a dash of clumsiness. BxE

Newly single Bella decides to give up on finding a relationship. Only to meet Edward. Edward is sick of meeting women that just want to sleep with him, and is looking for a serious relationship. What happens when there paths cross? All humans, normal pair

What would have happened if she never found Jake? “Bella,” he whispered my name in my ear seductively. “We want you forever.”I gasped. What were they talking about? Then as realization dawned on me, I felt his teeth sink into my neck.READ REVIEW :