SEPANG: At 1AM last night, international travellers laying over at KLIA2 Gate P departure hall instinctively gathered to sleep around the hall’s 240-volt power outlets much like their ancient ancestors once did around crackling fires thousands of years ago.

“These weary budget travellers may be strangers but they are drawn to staring at the comforting embers of a red light coming from their warm charging handphones and laptops before drifting off to a blissful sleep, much like primitives staring at flames,” explained airport gadget anthropogeny analyst, Dr Abdullah bin Bakar,

Sadly unlike their ancestors, the budget traveller’s sleep was interrupted when KLIA2 cleaning staff needed the outlets at 5 AM to vacuum the carpets.