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Keith was once a regular, every day high school teenager. However, when Cow and The Grim Raker took over his Science class and slashed his butt with a muto-powered rake, his face became permanently deformed and he grew four razor-sharp blades from each knuckle. Gets very angry when one points out the obvious - that he looks like a cross between Cobra Commander and Wolverine. Keith has a very dark outlook on life, and has been rumored to have studied mystic arts. Often goes on racist rants, which in turn has made some people call him "KKKeith." Has pure hatred for those who have crossed him. A sadistic and malicious prankster extraordinaire. Though an old friend of Chrusher, he's considered to be a loose cannon.

RaYzor "Hitman" Cadildo (or is it Constipatello?) is one of Crusher's oldest friends. As a young lad, he watched many pro-wrestling matches and became a fan of characters such as Shawn Michaels, Bret "Hitman" Hart, and Razor Ramon (Gee... I mean, he ripped off their names). Known as being a very outgoing extrovert, he is somewhat less known for the truth that he is a master of manipulation. He was champion pro-wrestler in his elementary school playground championships, and held the title throughout Middle School via conniving cheating and self-disqualification to preserve his title. When first hearing Guns n' Roses, he knew his goal in life was to grow his hair long and rule. Proficient at wrestling, an avid musician, and good with computor mashines, he set upon that path.
[SPOILERS: RaYzor was recruited into Welforce by default - he was simply hiding in a Charity Donation box when Butski stumbled upon him. He was getting picked on by on-again/off-again friend, Conqueror Chris "Crasher" Chassis and had enough. He snapped. It began a long rise from lowly Welforce agent to the conspired defeat and hospitalization of Crasher, the betrayal of Welforce, and joining the Conquerors, blaming Crasher's coma on Ron Foule. He later on set his sights on Chrusher's leadership of the Conquerors, but led the team in to utter failure in their 1st loss to Welforce, and the rest of the team mutinied him. Chrusher's return saw Ray completely snap and be institutionalized, where he met people who resembled his idols. Chrusher later on forgave RaYzor for his crimes and Ray stayed in the Conquerors when the rest of the group quit. Ray has been a Conqueror ever since.]

The Chrusher Comic Box – Archival Issue Chapter Selector:

End Cycle #1A serial killer systematically slaughters three people. And although forensic artist/private detective Chace "Chrusher" Kristoph has been tracking the psychopath, a mysterious psychic detective named Neeja Sakra alerts him that he may have unwittingly become the target of the killer he seeks. All the while haunted by a beautiful woman from his past. A globe-spanning thriller about crime, love, hatred, and revenge. [Uploaded - 21 pages]

End Cycle #2The End Cycle graphic novel continues as we meet a Senator Stephen Foule, the intriguing relationship he has with his beautiful assistant, and we learn more about the grizzly murder scene as Dr. Welker examines the corpse found in issue #1.

The Adventures of Towner & FriendsWhat would happen if you took the ChrusherComix Universe and put them in some kind of a cartoony time-warp? It would kinda' be something like The Adventures of Towner & Friends. A kid-friendly, all-ages comic strip and printed book anthology from 1997-2009! [Uploaded - Over 100 comic strips!]

Classics #1 - "Chris' Crusher Comics - The Beginning..."It is the year 1988. High school freshman named Chris "The Crusher" meets up with Ronald "Cool" Foule, and Michael "Misfit Bisquit" Butski. The rivalry begins. Taking place in the same universe as the new graphic novel, enjoy the character-driven comedy which was originally a sketchbook with a storyline. (Seen for the first time from an unpublished story; 1988, Fully Uploaded!)

Classics #2 - "The Fury of The Teenage Mutant Raking Cow"Scott "The Cow" Gangnoni is a portly 14 year old with a weird obsession with rakes. What he does with them... is quite... messed... up. (Seen for the first time from an unpublished story; 1988)

Classics #3 - "Obliterator's Revenge" The 'roid-raging man-child bully known only as The Obliterator has come for revenge against Chris "Chrusher" and Aaron "Terminator". (Seen for the first time from an unpublished story; 1988)

Classics #4 - "Rake Science"The 14 year old student who calls himself "The Overord Cow" takes over a high school class to teach a new lesson - RAKE SCIENCE. When the butts are big... RAKE THEM! (Seen for the first time from an unpublished story; 1988)

Classics #5: Arise Grim Raker, Arise!Justin Plankton's severed arm (at the hands of a high schooler dressed like a ninja and flailing a katana blade around) has cost him his life. But in the 1980s, there was this problem of dumping toxic waste everywhere and making things mutate. Well, the toxic waste was dumped on Justin's grave. Yeah, you know what happens next. (1989)

Classics #6 - "Welforce - The Origin"When the young teeage punks who were raiding charity donation drop boxes were apprehended, THE COMMANDAH' hired them to protect the boxes that they once stole from. THE WELFORCE IS BORN! (Seen for the first time from an unpublished story; 1988)

Classics #7-8 - "RaYzor Hitman's Hostile Takeover & (S)Hitman Comics"RaYzor calls himself the hitman. Why a skinny 14 year old would call himself that shows a sure sign of depravity. RaYzor shows it by betraying his fellow Welforce agents in an attempt to join Chrusher's Conqueror teenage vigilante squad. (Seen for the first time from an unpublished story; 1988).

Classics #9 - MEGA-RON! (Puberty Strikes & The Menace of...)Ronald's feelings towards the opposite sex are finally awakened. (And here you thought he was gay! Silly!) Oh... and he transforms into a transorganic Megatron after getting muto-raked up the wazoo. (Unpublished story from 1989).

Classics #10 - The Wrath of the RakeChrusher, Terminator, and Crasher may have bested Obliterator in the past. Slasher may have hospitalized Cow and Wanna-be-Ninja Chadtraw may have killed Justin - who became the Grim Raker - all in just the first few months of their high school lives. But... see... Grimmy, Cow and Blitzy combined forces in the hospital. Now... the Conquerors and Welforce will have to combine forces to defeat this mad trio. Jumbo-sized finale to season one! Enjoy!

#11 - The Rize of The RaYzor (Jumbo-Sized Issue)As "Mutant Mobsters" attack Oswegonian High, Hitman "RaYzor" Cadildonian is in a race against time as he must try to stop Chris "Crasher" Chassis from telling Chrusher that Ray attempted to destroy Crasher to take his place in the Conquerors as Chrusher's 2nd in command. And a triad of cute girls emerge as love interests for Chrusher after his heroic acts are seen on WBUC TV. But will he live to experience teenage love? (1989-90 w/2015 Retcon).

#12 - The Last DaYz of the Glare I: RaYzor In CommandAfter Chrusher was electrocuted by an immature 12-year-old nut, instructions left by Chrusher for the remaining Conquerors to have a MMA battle royale at Fort Crusher to determine who will become the new leader. RaYzor cheats to win and leads the Conquerors into battle against the Welforce. But are they too much for RaYzor's leadership skills? (1990).

#13 - The Last DaYz of the Glare II: RaYzor FallsAfter being defeated by Welforce, in what would be the 1st ever defeat the Conquerors took vs. the gang of misfits, Commander RaYzor is gradually losing control of the Conqerors, and with it, his sanity and his hair. He also wasn't prepared for the massive target placed on one's back when becoming leader of the Conquerors... namely Chrusher's arch enemies. (1990)

#14 -The Last DaYz Of The Glare III: Crusher's BackChrusher returns from his apparent death/coma and amnesiac episode (because that has never happened before in fiction, right?) to greet his comrade RaYzor, who watched over the Conquerors while he was gone. But something's wrong. RaYzor has snapped - lost to Welforce, mutinied by the Conquerors, defeated by Obliterator AND Ron Foule, lost his luxurious hair, what little weight he had, and near suicide, has now turned homicidal, and turned fire on Chrusher upon his comeback! And he isn't the only one with sights on his death! The plot thickens... (1990)

#15 -The Last DaYz Of The Glare IV: The Asylum w/Guns n PoseursRaYzor has been incarecrated and instiutionalized. Apparently, the mad rise and fall that began in Welforce #1 has finally hit rock bottom. But RaYzor meets his role models - Guns n Roses - in the Asylum?! Wait... that's not them. Looks like 'em... but not them. Will RaYzor be on the road of recovery? Or will he relapse?

#16 - The Revelation of Chaos Conjuror... BABAH! It is the year 1991, and a new villain has been revealed. As seen in last season's "Last DaYz of the Glare", someone has been trying to assassinate Chrusher, hiring his friend and fellow Conqueror RaYzor, mutant-like gangsters, Ninjas, his greatest foe Obliterator, and even a now perished girlfriend. The greatest challenge lies ahead for the Conquerors - Oswegonian High School Justice-Seeking Vigilante Team. And a prelude into one of the most perplexing, odd, unique, dangerous, insane, sadistic, immoral - and hilarious characters in the ChrusherComix Universe - Steven "The Renegade Barbarian Bond" Howeird!Let the madness of Howeirdmania begin! (1990-91)

#17 - The Bezerker! The Hybrid Renegade Barbarian HoweirdWallowing in the dump after being humiliated while trying out for the Conquerors, what little sanity Steven had has now been extinguished. He begins chanting in an undetermined language, says he is the offspring of several nonsensical mixes of ethnicities, wears nothing but a loincloth, wields a giant axe, does not wash nor groom himself, has a perverse worship of feces, and most bizarre of all... his sexuality takes an extremely curious freedom from boundaries - with woman, man, and animal all seemingly fair game to his rampaging hormone-driven rage! I defy you to find a crazier, sicker, stupider-looking comic book villain ANYWHERE! And this was made twenty years before Adult Swim or anything even close to it. Parental discretion... this... is fvcked. (1990-91)

#18 - Fort Crusher... DESTROYED!The small, yet formerly indomitable Fort Crusher, headquarters for the Mighty Conqueror group, has been destroyed in the rampage of Barbarian Howeird. Clues pile up lead Chrusher to Anil Inc., and it's head... King Babah - a mysterious crime lord with chromed armor! Meanwhile, Masuto continues his search in American for a lost master to teach him one of the lost arts... The Buffalo! Read it today! (1991)

#19 - The Battle of the BloodswordWhat the heck has the 16-year-old Chrusher and his high school buds gotten themselves into? They go directly in a head-on attack of a secret castle dwelling a large, armored, sword-wielding crime lord?! Oh, and he has a ninja clan to boot. A kinda' wimpy, Saturday-morning jobber one, but one nonetheless. I mean, are you kidding me? This cannot end well. These boys are WAY over their heads. Battle of the Bloodsword wraps up Year Three of ChrusherComix. And not all will survive. Promise. (1991)

#20 - The Welfwar & the Case of the Golden CrayonThe Chrusher and his friends (and classmates) have made it to their 4th and final season at the Oswegonian High School. We have seen much during the crazy first three years. Chrusher and the Conquerors meets their doppelgangers of nearby Pulasonian High, a group known as The Headstrong Posse Led led by Martin Scovillian & The Spiceman Spicer! And they meet Cow Gangnoni, who is seeking a most rare collectible - a Golden Crayon! Ian Babbler, Ronald Foule and Mike Butski break up Welforce with a welf-war! And a matte black garbed entity lurks in the horizon, lethal and clearly psychotic. Enjoy the giant-sized finale of 1992!

#22 - The Return of Chrusher I: "The Scourge of Scovillian"Chrusher Comics has returned after a year on hiatus, and has been kidnapped by his fellow high school vigilante from a neighboring school. But why would his friend kidnap him? And Welforce may have disbanded after the events of Welf-War, but Ian Babblet is out to assemble new agents. (Seen for the first time from an unpublished story; 1995)

#23 - The Return of Chrusher II: "Old Friends/New Enemies"In the 2nd episode, we see Welforce gain new members in Corey & The Shark, old Conquerors are tempted by the Welf-side. Flashbacks to part-time Conqueror Jo-Jo Bunn's backyard football game rampages begin to weave the tale of the downfall of the Conquerors as we know them. (1994-95)

#24 - Return of the Chrusher III: Scherzo for Muscle Suit & Orchestra at RaYzor's FuneralRaYzor is dead? The funeral proceedings with a large contingent of old and new ChrusherComix characters all conglomerated in a funeral home? With RaYzor's corpse in a casket?! It seems like a recipe for disaster to me. (1995-96)

#25 - "The Arrival of the Dark Conquerors"Darkness surrounds The Conquerors. They have become twisted vigilantes, far from the goodie-two-shoes justice-seekers they had been for years. Chrusher They have observed "goodness" steadily leaving the normal populace, he has turned from the way of peace and forgiveness. Instead, they have turned vengeful on those who have wronged them. This starts at the local speedway where arrogant, mildly retarded red-necks with too much disposable income and random Welforce agents stumble upon painful interludes. Beat-downs, pain, hospitalizations, and laughter will ensue. Watch as their enemies finally get a come-uppance... yet do not perish in the sight of what are clearly lethal injuries grievously inflicted upon them. Drawn as a goof with a beer buzz in 10 minutes or less. Not my best art nor story, but chock-full of sadistic violence and some quite funny moments if you like that stuff. (1996)

#26 - The Dark Conquerors vs. #2: "Danny-Boy Triumpant?!"Finishers Off The Roof!! Danny B The G f'n' rules! No plot, just profusely beating on people & throwing them off hospital roofs into a pile and then mocking them as their ruined bodies simply do not die. If you like that kind of stuff, then read it. If not, then skip it. (1996, 20+ pages.)

#27 - The Dark Conquerors vs. #3: "Meet The Welphys"Meet Thomas and Annette Welphy, the obese, elderly, and angry parents of Chrush & Mush's friend, "A.C.". Comedy ensues immediately and what little integrity Crusher comics had utterly left forever. WARNING: Chock full of toilet/crotch humor in this issue, so if you are against that then skip this issue. If you like that kind of stuff, then proceed, my twisted friends. [FULLY UPLOADED - 20 pages - 1997]

#27 - The RaYzor's Edge #1: "Don't Judge A Book..." After the tragic events of The Dark Conquerors demolishing hapless foes at the Oswegonian Speedway and Hospital, and the introduction of the monsterous $#it-storming Welphys, RaY takes over. st half of the issue is written and illustrated by RaYzor C., and Christopher Galletta Stevens picks it up where RaY left off, including horrific fan art "Slasher Comix" by Keith C. (1997, 20+ pages, FULLY UPLOADED)

#28 - The RaYzor's Edge #2: "The Arrival of The Lunaticials"Also known as "Don't Judge a Book...", RaYzor's Edge brings the ChrusherComix Universe to an all-new low of depravity. What else could you say about handicapped people with superpowers. F***in' AWESOME is what we say! (1997-98, 20+ pages, forgive us...)

#30 - The RaYzor's Edge #4: "The Defecation of Elephantitus"As the battle rages on between the united clans of a possesed Bastard Bucky's Lunaticial Forces against at first Scott "The Cow" Gagnoni and then the Mighty Ricktor "Equalizer" Eicholzerson, the possession of a far stronger and more powerful body than Bucky may turn the gathering into a virtual slaughter. (Illustrated: 1998, Webdebuted: 2006, Colored & re-webpublished: 2013.)

#34 - Holiday Special Annual - A Very Welphy ChristmasThe not-so-holiday-cheery, War-on-Christmas-type Welphys go to the mall during the holiday shopping season. Some familiar characters are also there, and some new ones. Yeah... scene set... hijinx begin! Read now, or perish, kind sir (and/or ma'am). Go there. To hell. Now!

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