You will understand how the Lady is the worst thing to happen to music since Bennie and the Jets. Did you know that Bennie and the Jets was not recorded live? It was considered a boring piece of tripe in the studio, but the producer had the brillig notion of adding claps, audience and whistles from an unexisting audience to make it worth a damn. Gaga made it up with a horse-face and underwear, and yet even Elton John sang with her. he knows. You do too, I see it in your site. Do not be afraid of my downvote. I did it for you!

fourest shuffles a stack of note cards, cuts the deck and places the top note card face up on his keyboard. the card reads "The Most Annoying Sound in the World."

fourest tears off a piece of scotch tape, reaches across his computer desk and sticks the note card to the mirror hanging on the wall facing him.

fourest reshuffles the stack of note cards, cuts the deck and again places the top note card face up on his keyboard. the card reads "Current Pop Song, Auto-Tune." again forurest tears off a piece of scotch tape, sticking the second note card next to "The Most Annoying Sound in the World."

fourest looks in the mirror and watches himself get to work and he remembers http://tellafriend.ytmnd.com/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..THERE IS NO GOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAVE STARED INTO THE MOUTH OF MADNESS AND IT SMILED BACK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sometimes if im having a bad day i will plug in my speakers and play this pretty loud and do other things around the house and occasionally glance over at the screen and when i see lady gagas stupid jim carey face i get a fuzzy feeling inside.

SECRET SUPREME COURT CASE LEAKED TO INTERNET!ALTVOTING WAS DECLARED A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT IN 2011!

"The Court finds Plaintiff's multiple YTMND 'alt accounts' to be protected as individual minorities under the Voting Rights Act of 1965 and the Fifteenth Amendment of the United States Constitution, and thus guaranteed the right to vote. All accounts, alt or not, have the right to vote, regardless of race of sexual orientation. Defendant is found guilty of racial discrimination and filing frivolous lawsuits and must pay Plaintiff's legal fees in full." -Wannabe Gay Nigger Association of America v. Goldberg (2011)

DON'T LET MAX TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHT TO VOTE!

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