‘Nirvana Baby’ Has a Bigger Penis Now

17 year-old Spencer Elden told MTV News that it’s “creepy [how] many people have seen me naked. I feel like I’m the world’s biggest porn star.” Elden’s parents received just $200 when they allowed Elden to be photographed in a pool for Nirvana’s iconic album cover back in 1991. But for Spencer, his coverboy prestige is priceless. He even admitted in the same interview that he has a pick-up line. A really gross pick-up line.

Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?

Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.