Monday, 8 February 2016

The Weirdest Phone Sex Calls

I think if you speak to any experienced phone sex
operator they will tell you about their fair share of weirdest sex calls or
even their top 10 most memorable calls. Most are amusing, some downright weird
and a little just tip the scales! Every operator has had them and I think if we
are honest it's what keeps us on our toes.

With my 20+ experience in this colourful and delectable
phone sex industry I've learnt never to judge a book by its cover (or more
correctly it's voice) what can seem like a middle class wank fest can turn into
an extreme kink that not even oneself has thought about. Sometimes you can
think about the call days or even weeks afterwards and start to wonder where that
caller even concocted such a fantasy.

As always all calls have to be legal. If you think that we are
discussing illegal content then my friends you are sorely mistaken. I'm more
referring to kinky fetishes that most would not consider let alone act out.
However in this sublime world of phone wank sessions we've heard it all and I
really do believe these are the calls which keep us stimulated.

My top 5 weirdest phone sex calls:

(Names have been changed for caller confidentiality!)

1. John loved being shrunk by yours truly. He wanted to
be the size of a spider so that I could chase him up his very long wooden
hallway with my extremely powerful vacuum. He wanted me to suck him up into the
see through dust chamber so I could watch him scramble around pleading for me
to let him out.

2. Mike adored ladies underwear and couldn't resist a
silky thong, it had to be black silk by the way. One Saturday he called me
whilst he was in a big department store and casually informed me that he was in
the lingerie department and he wanted help in choosing his weekend treat.
Unbeknownst to me he had checked out, gone to the changing rooms and had
slipped on his so needed silk lingerie. He then proceeded to his office
incidentally across the road and had enjoyed a very thorough jerk off session
with me in his boss's toilet.

3. Andrew & Tina. These were two very sexually
orientated people and Tina was one of 4 only female callers I've ever spoken
to. Andrew loved it when Tina penetrated his arse with a cucumber. They had
many delectable conversations with me about which supermarket they though would
sell the greenest and firmest cucumber. Once purchased I head the joyful
screams of Andrew as Tina started her assent in cucumber heaven.

4. Rodger was a beautiful old soul but he also had a
mischievous side about him that would definitely surface within our phone sex
calls together. Having been a taxi driver for most of his working life he had a
fond ship of cars but more particularly cars with the taxi sign on them. After
a few calls he eventually admitted to me that he actually makes love to his
numerous car collection and often orders taxi's so that he could fantasize as
he was being drove about in them. He was also very interested in my car and on
one occasion he let me hear him "making love" to his very personal
and special favourite, his Ford Focus 98 plate.

5. Liam was a younger caller in his early twenties that
called quite consistently. His fantasy was one that was harmless enough but one
that was especially tiresome for me! Liam used to give me a song to sing and I would have to
sign it to him down the phone whilst he "got off". I wouldn't have
minded so much but it did take him around 10 minutes to unload (this could have been the result of my awful singing voice) I remember one
particular Friday night whereby I sang "I will always love you" in a
very and I mean very terrible manner for over 10 minutes before he reached his
sweet spot. That was excruciatingly painful for both me and my neighbours!

Of course the above are my most weirdest and most
memorable phone sex calls that I have taken. All are intrinsically different
but yet all have that one weird kink that us vanilla types find strange yet
curious at the same time.

Being a Phone Sex Operator can make you laugh, cry,
hyperventilate and sad all at the same time but if I'm fair I think the same
can be said about all jobs (unless you work in a library). Perhaps you too want
to take that plunge and immerse yourself into the very different world of sex
chat whilst also earning yourself money at the same time? If you do then you can
apply on-line or do it the old fashion way and telephone 01604824290 (Monday - Friday 9am-5pm)

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Hello my name is Lauren and I have been involved within the Premium Rate Adult Chat and Psychic Chat services for over 20 years. Not only have I been an operator for both services but I have also trained well over 1,000 new operators who have joined our services. I am passionate about our industry and I want to help and give insight to as many new and existing operators as possible.