Lesli's This & That

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After a particularly restless Saturday night, three cowboys stood before the small town judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.
Judge to First Cowboy: Name please.
First Cowboy: Harvey.
Judge: What were you doing in the park?
First Cowboy: Oh, we was just throwing peanuts in the river.
Judge to Second Cowboy: And your name?
Second Cowboy: Bubba, sir.
Judge: And what were you doing, Bubba?
Second Cowboy: Like Harvey says, we was throwing peanuts in the river.
Judge to Third Cowboy: Your name?
Third Cowboy: Peanuts.