RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE GIANT SANTA & SLED INFLATABLE WILL KILL US ALL!

Look how it dwarfs me! LOOK! And at nearly six feet tall, I’m a decent sized dude.

As I’ve said before, I just don’t get why decorations this size exist. I could use this thing as a tent! I know some folks have bigger places than I do, but I just don’t see Derek Jeter dropping this thing on his front lawn. Between the size and the $300 price tag, this has got to be out of the average homeowner’s range. I guess somebody could tie it down to the roof of an office building but… sheesh!