one of the most deceiving and devious creatures on the face of the planet. It usually spends most of its time collecting and counting pennies, the most common place to find an andjew is awkwardly standing in the corner of a room, scheming under a large object, or in a small room or closet. It is advised to keep your wallet and change in close observance around the presence of an andjew. It is mostl characterized by a large nose, beady eyes, and a long fish-like mouth

Guy1: i swear i just had a penny in my hand bro did you see where it went?
Guy2: i dont know i think an andjew just came by and snatched it up
Guy1: wow i really should watch out for those andjews