Can someone run and get Uncle Jamey some insulin? My blood sugar has gone straight through the stratosphere after just a sampling of the delicious, high calorie confections creator and star Michael Caruso (DeVanity) is offering up in his new soap opera Winterthorne.

Starring some of the biggest names from daytime and primetime drama, Winterthorne is the steamy, camp-gasmic saga of a ruthless family who uses mystical means to create a billion-dollar candy dynasty.