I saw someone on Twitter or Instagram post a photo of what I can only assume was some kind of stewed meat—along with a comment about how yummy it looked. But it didn’t look yummy. I’m sure it tasted yummy, but it looked like poop-vomit. Deal with it, bitches!

Gelatin is not really made from horse hooves. It’s made mostly from pig bones and skin. But if it were made from horse hooves, it would be a very good use of horse hooves because Jell-O is super yummy.

WISDOM:

I can tell you, fairly confidently, that trying to do the right thing is wrong.

This is true for all of us. Being a good person will put you at a disadvantage. It will make some people question your motives or try to take advantage of you. Sometimes it will really screw you over. But the thing about being a good person is, that’s what being a good person is. If life was entirely weighted in favor of good people, everyone would do it because it would be selfish and easy. And then there’d be no virtue in being good at all. I don’t know why exactly, but I feel very strongly that—despite the odds against us—we should really try to be good people.

WISDOM:

Don't wish performers "good luck" before a show. Not because superstitions are real, but because superstitious people can be dicks about it.