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This one from a barrister is so good I think I I will put it in my canned-response/good excuses/template :

Quote:

How are you and the members of your family? i just want to let you know my wife just gave birth to a baby girl and am so happy.i didn't even go to work today because of the baby and she looks so much like her mum. How is your wife's health? i believe she's getting better please my regards to her. take care and God bless.

I asked for a photo of the newborn. Let's see how long I can keep him off-script.

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I've had a few lads do that to me. One of them even asked for a present for his newborn son. What? I couldn't send something? No problem, I could send a WU payment instead so he could buy something for his little boy.

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Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:12 pm

I'm shocked that no one voted that he is telling the truth. He might be actually.

Then again, I also voted that he's lying. Teehee!

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Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:27 pm

Just to be different, but I'd be expecting a million details of the birth!

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Posted:
Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:57 pm

Of course he's telling the truth.
The line in my sig is from a barrister (barristers can't lie).

Quote:

"Please this is not scam I swear to God that you will never regret knowing me."

Ask him what he named his baby boy and if he is going to have him circumcised. Carry on about how many children he wants to have and his hopes for them. How many wives he has or hope to have and what their names are.

This would be fun...

Yeah, I am sure he is lying. Ask him about his sleep now and any other items, like changing diapers and feeding schedules. No baby, just a way to try to suck you into the story and eventual release of cash.

He can even use the baby who would have a condition that defiles medical care to get you to send money.

yes. i think he is telling porkies. tell him you have a load of old baby stuff he can have. send it to him. when he fails to receive them tell him a MR G0Mer picked them up from the local dhl office. ooooooo me chop you baby stuf. one love mr G.

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Posted:
Wed Mar 24, 2010 2:16 am

Is he lying? Is he a scammer? Is he a real Lawyer? Really, I don't understand why this is a poll.

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Posted:
Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:31 am

I voted before I even read the quote.

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Posted:
Wed Mar 24, 2010 3:34 am

Liar, liar plants fer hire! Lad!

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