Never Get Caught!

From: Nick

i thank god that this didnt happen to me...

in the 7th grade there was this kid at our school...who noone really likes and he has jumbo ears..but thats beside the point
one day he asks our teacher if he can go to the bathroom..so of course she lets him go but then one of my friends out of curiosity says "can i go to the bathroom!!!" and the teacher said no and he walked out the door anyway, so he comes back with this wide eyed look on his face, and starts vigoursly writing on a note, so we are throwing this not around the classroom (there are only 13 of us 2 being girls) and everyone got a chance to read the note..i was like the 3rd to read it and it read: "hey everyone! i just got andy jerking off in the bathroom!!!!! pass it on"
so of course when everyone read that we had a horrified look on our faces, so the teacher was real curious about what was happening and so we grabbed the note and luckily i hate a water bottle and we destroyed the note so that it was totaly unreadable so she thinks nothing of it..

then andy comes in the classroom with his ears lit up beat red and we are all kinda starin at him and he keeps oferin us candy and we are all HELL NO and so then our teacher was reading to us and all the sudden he yells out QUIT STARING AT ME and we all started laughing....