States ranked by penis size??? Yup!

Condomania, America’s first condom store, apparently collected data on the sizes of condoms sold throughout the US to create this very precise and accurate list that ranks the 50 states by penis size. According to Condomania, North Dakota’ns rock the biggest cocks in the United States. While it also appears that apparently everything isn’t bigger in Texas, as the Longhorn state placed 41st on this list. And ladies if you’re from Mississippi, a lot of guys better be learning how to put some motion in their ocean because apparently they’re just towing along dinghys. What’s really scary is that apparently in 2014 SnapChat will be releasing it’s own ranking of the states by penis size based off their overwhelming collection of cock shots.

The full list is below, but hey I mean it’s not like size matters right? Or according to an upcoming documentary (“Unhung Hero”), maybe size does (come on, we all know it does).