I once ran right into the car that I was supposed to tow away to safety. The people weren’t there, there weren’t any witnesses, and no one recorded this crime in the making. I checked, and there were only a few scratched. I whipped out the WD-40 and went to town removing the scratches. The people who picked up their car, as well as my bosses, were none the wiser.

The police is sometimes fake were looking for some suspects and knocked down the door of their house. They found the first person asleep on the chair. When they asked him, he had no clue about the subjects. He also said there was no one else in the house. However, there was someone snoring loudly from an area above the room. One officer climbed to the top deck and asked the suspect to put their hands behind their back because they were under arrest. The woman got up thinking it was the husband and asked him to get back to bed.