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Bringing the Heat: Houston Astros

Some teams are blessed with an overabundance of hotties (I’m looking at you, Oakland). Some teams are cursed with a complete absence of lookers (I’m talking to you, Anaheim).

And then there are the Astros.

The Houston Astros don’t have a ton of fug, they don’t have a ton of heat. They’ve just got a roster full of nice-looking chaps, guys who look like the type you’d take home to meet mom (and who’d remember to bring along some flowers for her). Plus one really, REALLY smoking hot dude.

So rather than post a bunch of bland pictures, I’m gonna post random pictures of all the cuties, doing random things, to keep it interesting. And then I’m gonna give you a whole mess of pictures of the hottie. Deal?

Take a gander at the Gulf Coast boys after the jump…

Craig Biggio, 2BOf course I had to put Mr. 3000, and his baby face, on the list

Matt Albers, RPI volunteer to help him out with that

Lance Berkman, 1BFat Elvis (nicknamed by his teammates) lost some weight recently (since this pic),
and is now the proud owner of a great ass

Carlos Lee, LFThe charming grin? The Papi-esque facial hair? So cute!

Dan Wheeler, RPOK, this pic isn’t “random” – his eyes just looked lovely.
I think he’s pondering his future when Lidge comes off the DL.

Chris Sampson, SPDimples + forearms + frustration

Brad Lidge, RPI hear that pics of men holding their kids makes some women all squishy inside.
If you’re one of those kind, this is for you.

Hunter Pence, CFGiving a kiss to the very first ball he hit in the big leagues.
Clare thinks he looks like a bobblehead. She’s kinda right.

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About Texas Gal

Pitched four years for the Philadelphia Athletics, and then played shortstop for seven years for the Montreal Expos. Taught Rickey Henderson to steal a base. Taught Nolan Ryan to throw a punch. Taught Mickey Mantle to drink a beer. Threw one seven-hitter and seven no-hitters. Wonderboy was my creation, and first Jobu shrine was in my locker. Often called "the next Dustin Pedroia". Always wear high socks and eyeblack. Prefer to slide headfirst.

Just because Astros owner Drayton McClane bought Oswalt a giant tractor a couple of years ago does not make you a redneck….on second thought, maybe it does. But don’t worry about it LA, at least he is a hell of a pitcher. And my dad is a redneck, so I have some love for the thick-drawled Southerners.

In my opinion, the Astros are the hottest team. Luke Scott (and his amazing butt) and Brandon Backe are the best looking guys. Then Ausmus, Biggio, Oswalt, McLemore, Pence, Burke, and Sampson are all hot too. I’m suprised that Burke and Everett were left off. Everett isn’t exactly hott but there is something so cute about him. I love his ears!

Oh MUH GAWD!!!.. did anyone see Lee at the All Star Game?? I just wanted to squeeze his hips and do some naughty things. Too bad Oswalt didnt get to play. I was looking forward to seeing his Juicy ass. Ugh.. I’d give anything to be a fly on that wall.. or anything to be on Backes or Lukes Jock Strap. My oh my what a site.