We all receive tons of email forwards. I've been receiving them since 1997. So much so, that I have received some of them several scores of times, although I do not have hard data to back up that claim. Hence this blog.

Well, alright...not everything here was received as a forward. Some are gems that I have painstakingly collected over time

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

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Jay Leno had Bright Eyes perform "When the President Talks to God" on his show.

When the president talks to GodAre the conversations brief or long?Does he ask to rape our women's' rightsAnd send poor farm kids off to die?Does God suggest an oil hikeWhen the president talks to God?

When the president talks to GodAre the consonants all hard or soft?Is he resolute all down the line?Is every issue black or white?Does what God say ever change his mindWhen the president talks to God?

When the president talks to GodDoes he fake that drawl or merely nod?Agree which convicts should be killed?Where prisons should be built and filled?Which voter fraud must be concealedWhen the president talks to God?

When the president talks to GodI wonder which one plays the better copWe should find some jobs. the ghetto's brokeNo, they're lazy, George, I say we don'tJust give 'em more liquor stores and dirty cokeThat's what God recommends

When the president talks to GodDo they drink near beer and go play golfWhile they pick which countries to invadeWhich Muslim souls still can be saved?I guess god just calls a spade a spadeWhen the president talks to God

When the president talks to GodDoes he ever think that maybe he's not?That that voice is just inside his headWhen he kneels next to the presidential bedDoes he ever smell his own bullshitWhen the president talks to God?