Your Sure Sign of a Rational Product!

How often has the following happened to you: You're out for a drive,
enjoying your brand-new car complete with a new stereo, GPS unit,
halogen headlights, and stealth bra for minimizing the radar
shadow...and suddenly the gas tank reads more than full?

Or maybe you're trying to clean out your fridge with a bucket of soapy
water...and you look down to find the bucket turning itself
inside-out?

And what about buying a VCR, taking it home and trying to program the
clock...only to find that the time is displayed in Roman
numerals...and it's going backwards?

There's only one solution for all of these problems:
rationality. And there's only one sign that rationality can be found
inside: The Ayn Rand Seal of Approval!

You'll never worry again about idiotic design flaws caused by
weak-sister liberals trying to avoid the evidence of their senses.
Non-causality in your household products will be a thing of the past.
And you'll know that every A is A!

Just take a look at these approved products:

The Watch
You want to tell time, don't you? Of course...every rational
mind does! Now you'll know exactly when to sock it to those knee-jerk
liberals. Comes with alarm for your business appointments.

The Word Processor
Having trouble writing those letters to the editor? Feeling the urge
to write The Second-Greatest Objectivist Novel? The ATLAS 1000 is for
you! Spell-check, grammar-check and Automatic Objectivist
Lecture Generator come standard.

The Desktop Fan Summer's nearly here, and even a good
Rational person needs to stay cool. So use the fruit of your labour
and thought to purchase the best desktop fan money can buy.
And you won't find an oscillating base here, mister -- an
Objectivist knows enough to put it in the correct place to
start with!

The Bunkbeds
Perfect for the kids! All the fun of bunkbeds, with all the rational
underpinning of Ayn Rand. Easily assembled -- after all, it is
a rational product. Special picture-book version of We The
Living and John Galt colouring book included.

You can order these from your local Objectivist chapter. Please quote
reference number OR 6-5693.

Keep watching for more fine products, websites, books and even people
that display the Ayn Rand Seal of Approval.
Remember:

Would YOU like to display this seal proudly on your website? Of
course you would! And it's easy, too! Just clip 'n' paste the
following HTML into your page: