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Women's beach volleyball players have been advised not to wear tight fitting bikinis at the 2012 London Olympics.
Athletes in the event have worn skimpy swimwear since the sport was introduced at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta. Now the change has b...

A football fan in Shepherd's Bush has been attacked by an angry mob after he was spotted strutting around West London in a Bayern Munich shirt.
'A huge crowd chased me, including members of the Anti-Nazi League. They tried to rip the shirt off my...

QPR have flown all of their fans to the Algarve for a week's holiday as they seek to make the most of a two-week break in fixtures.
With no match this saturday, the club are using the opportunity to give 15,000 exhausted supporters a mid-season br...

Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable".
Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down.
Liverpool's managing director, says th...

John Terry has paid tribute to Fabio Capello and expressed his personal regret at losing the England captaincy .
"The eyetie stood down in protest at how the FA treated me. I expect everyone in the country to follow his example and resign from th...

The Attorney General is to investigate comments made by Joey Barton on Twitter during a heated debate with Anfield Cat.
The scouse moggy became an internet sensation after running onto the pitch during last night's game between Liverpool and Spurs...

John Terry will be allowed to lead his country at Euro 2012 after his race-row court case was adjourned until July 9.
In a statement, Judge Rupert Nonce said: "We haven't got time for the trial at the moment. The lads at Chelsea have some difficul...

John Terry has spoken to the people after his team cheated their way to victory against QPR in the FA Cup.
Chelsea nicked a result in the match due to Daniel Sturridge stepping on a Second World War landmine in the Loftus Road penalty area after r...

Anton Ferdinand has been sent a recently fired bullet in the post, less than 24 hours before Queens Park Rangers' FA Cup tie against Chelsea.
The Metropolitan Police confirmed that they had investigated a sinister package which...

The jury at Harry Redknapp's tax dodging trial have heard how the soccer boss writes like a two-year-old.
The Spurs manager denied stashing dosh away and told cops: "You talk to anybody at the club, I can't write or spell. I couldn't even fill a t...

Sky Sports understands that QPR are in talks with Kaxo Mpewilmu.
The 22 year old Belgian born Gambian wonderkid is currently plying his trade with FC Snagov in the Romanian 2nd tier.
Mark Hughes has a reported £30 million warchest, and a high s...

Harry Redknapp was twitching like a pigeon today after it was revealed in court that his dog had opened a secret bank account in Monaco.
The jury was told how the Old Bill had been following the trail of 'Arry's dog, who was operating under the mo...

A war of tweets has broken out after Joey Barton claimed a Twitter account belonging to pop paedophile Gary Glitter should be given a red card.
@Joey7Barton called Gary Glitter a #wrongun and a #diddlediddler and said that the unverified account w...

The QPR authorities are to sentence anyone who has not participated in mourning sessions for deposed leader Neil Warnock to terms in North Korean labour camps, reported the Shepherd's Bush Gazette.
The decision to hand out punishments of at least...

QPR have named Mark Hughes as their new boss after promising him up to £30 to spend on sheep.
The Welshman has received assurances from the QPR board that they match his own ambition and are prepared to place a £20-30 war chest at his disposal, en...

Cockneys tell more lies than Scousers or Taffies, according to a local survey.
The Londoners score an average of seven porkies a day, with Scousers achieving five and the hapless Taffies managing only four little fibs.
Both the Cockneys polled...

Representatives of John Terry are taking legal advice after an image resembling the footballer appeared on cigarette packs in India.
The photograph of a blurred head and pale torso appears above the words SMOKING CIGARETTES CAN LEAD TO BEING CAPTA...

Queens Park Rangers' Adel Taarabt and Arsenal's Marouane Chamakh are both included in Morocco's 23-man squad for the Africa Cup of Nations finals.
Chamakh has been selected despite only managing to eat a tagine just once in eight starts for Arsena...

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