After they finish a space walk, they're INSIDE the ******* spaceship (I don't know the word for that in English. In my language it translates directly to "space bus" 'ônibus espacial'.) When they're inside the ship, they take off their astronaut clothes, and smell the ******* thing. If you spend hours and hours in a pub with everybody smoking, you WILL smell like an ashtray when you get home.

Get free drinks
Kill him in Detroit
Ioannis becomes new holiday buddy for world tour
Make film with Trejo, 'Never say swag' for school kids. Hopefully some improvement.
Make witty joke about Clinton doing more 18 year olds than emails Totally go to Amsterdam for the 'poetry'
Grill up a T-bone orbiting the moon
Somehow get Nyancat on infinite, unstoppable repeat in a stockbroking center
Go back in time, imitate Hitler in his presence, become friends, come back to the future and legitimately say I was mates with Hitler
Live in Bolivia jail with no worries, make BBQ food for all. Party down
Get drunk, drive in desert, make witty joke to passing man on camel about tree-fiddy
Take Ioannis to Okinawa, leave in peace with translator for a long life
Visit every Vegas casino dressed as Futurama devil drunk and comment on the roulette 666 thing every 30 mins for a whole day
Make sequel, (another) called PRON and get audience to complain Sci-fi porn used too much CGI, no real wizards sleeve
Shake Tim's hand, then make witty joke about his surname, 'and its DUNKan for the slam'
Get fake face thing from MI like another teacher, quote Top Gun all day so they rack up a massive bill
They are all Quagmire's children
Throw **** at neighbors every 4th of the month and blame Koko
Travel back. skin Hitlers face, put it on Yakov. Every time Stalin hears of Hitler's misdemeanors, is impartial. Gets telegram SURPISE MOTHOFOKOOOO its yo son

Paint elephant bee colours, see what haps
Hack Magnum production line, make products irregularly ridiculous sizes for lols
Make witty joke Kevin likes his Spacey away from the media
Build train terminal in Chernobyl, don't worry, Grand Central's got this
Norway's other 1% of power comes from the shouts of tree-felling bearded Norwegian males that spread elegantly across the Fjords
Raise $21,000 to send any Afghans in America back to Afghanistan
Train North Korean teachers to dress up like Kim Jong on a Thursday and profusely eat as much cake as possible
Bribe Connery to slip 'you will have shex with me' somewhere into Gandalf's dialogue (in a parallel universe where he is)