(Note: Our store sells a lot of larger items that don’t fit in the bags we have. Most cashiers are able to judge what can and cannot fit.)

Me: “So, that’ll be [price].”

Customer: “Can I get a bag for [awkwardly shaped purchase]?”

Me: “We actually don’t have any bags that would be able to fit that.”

Customer: “Oh, you’re just being lazy! Hand me that bag and I’ll make it fit!”

(I hand her the bag as requested as she mumbles about “learning respect”. She struggles to try and fit the bag over the giant box whose edges are jutting out. However, after a few minutes of struggle, she finally gives up.)