Christmas Q & A What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy.If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe!Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck? A Christmas Quacker.Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snow bank.What do they sing under the ocean during the winter? Christmas Corals!What do snowmen do on Christmas? Play with the snow angels.What's a good holiday tip? Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents? Silent Night.What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.What do lions sing at Christmastime? Jungle bells.When is a boat like a pile of snow? When it's adrift.

_________________A vacation is having nothing to do, and all day to do it in. Even Jesus had a fish story!