Hi I'm Lena and this is Jackass!

12.10.2014

The second I walked out of the bedroom this morning, he
noticed. “Are you…are you dressed like Johnny Knoxville?” My husband’s a smart
one.

My cover was blown. I secretly wanted to look like the
Jackass crew today. Success, I guess? Oh yeah. Don’t tell me you don’t love the
converse sneakers and cropped dress pants. I mean, it’s totally 90s and that’s
what’s up right now. And my denim jacket? I’ve buttoned it up all the way and
made it a shirt. It’s awesome because a) it keeps me warm and b) no flashing
today and c) why not. Despite the slightly masculine look this outfit has, it’s
surprisingly feminine at the same time. I’d totally wear this to dinner, or
whilst trashing my parents’ house (no wait, that’s not me, that’s Bam Margera).