Update: Well fought guys.
"The mission is real, and you're going along for the ride." - [NASA]
6 Objective Reasons Why The US Should Invade BP - [Cracked]
"...But Ruled Out Any Party Whose Members Had Not Seen All Five Seasons Of The Wire." - [NY Times]
Exposed: Farmers Who Get Billions Yet Never Plowed a Field - [Reader's Digest]
Being Christina Hendricks' Friend Is Awesome - [The Daily What]