These People are Fucking Idiots

Idiot #1: “In the emergency room they have what’s called rape kits where a woman can get cleaned out”—Rep. Jodie Laubenberg (R), Texas.

What you should know: A douche will clean out your vagina. A DNC will clean out your uterus. A rape kit doesn’t clean out anything. THIS is part of her reasoning for not wanting to allow abortion due to rape. Because, apparently, you can get cleaned out in the ER, if you even make it to one after a rape. Never mind that a rape kit simply collects evidence to be used to catch and prosecute the rapist.

Rep. Laubenberg, you are a disgrace to women everywhere. You may as well have suggested that douching after rape is also a great way to prevent pregnancy. At least that one actually DOES clean out your vagina. However, you may want to go have a refresher course on sexual education, because by the time a woman gets to a hospital, if sperm is going to impregnate her, the job is likely already completed. No amount of evidence collection or simple cleaning is going to stop that. I’m well aware that a refresher course in sexual functioning will require you to hear terms such as ‘penis’ and ‘vagina’. You may also hear ‘testicles’. I understand that may make the most shy school girl giggle inappropriately. I can save you the hassle of taking this class with others and cut to the chase. When a guy shoves his dick in a woman’s pussy repeatedly, he cums. When he does so, a whole bunch of sperm are released from their holding cell, i.e., the dude’s nuts. They swim really fast and make their way into her cervix, up into her uterus, hoping to find an egg to fertilize. You can’t simply clean that shit out. This is the same process whether the woman wanted sex or not. Are we clear?

People who fail to use common sense or are not properly educated shouldn’t be opening their fucking mouths when we’re talking about issues like this. State exactly what your reasons are: you are a Christian and simply do not believe that abortion should ever be an option. Your supporters believe the same way you do. Your opposition doesn’t. Why are you trying to throw around erroneous information and attempting to use that to bolster your views? Say what you fucking mean. Done!

“With Jihawg Ammo, you don’t just kill an Islamist terrorist, you also send him to hell,” the company said in a press release earlier this month. “We’re having some fun with it,” Hill said. “There’s something to be said about using sarcasm to reveal truth about something that is false or a lie, and we’re focusing on the absolute lie they tell that murdering people is good.”

So, your answer is to murder them in a way that you believe will send him or her to hell? On a very basic level, and a deeper fundamental one, this is just hate. Pure, idiotic hate. It also entails that the makers of this ammo, and those who purchase it, might just be Muslim. In order for you to think that this would send someone to hell, you have to have the same belief structure: pork in your body sends you to hell. So, when you buy this based on that tagline of “you also send him to hell”, you must believe in that sentiment, correct?

THIS guy made me smile, however:

“Hooper, speaking from CAIR’s headquarters in Washington, D.C., did not react positively. “They’re taking their own stereotypes and making it into their own idiocy, and unfortunately there are a lot of idiots to buy into this stuff,” he said.”

FURTHERMORE – know what the fuck you’re talking about. I think the “pork” would have to be ingested (please, someone correct me if I’m wrong. I can find no reference to what happens if you’re shot with bacon). So, are you going to make them literally eat the bullet? Or are you just being a prick, using symbolism to foster your own hate? You know, Jewish people who don’t eat pork also have similar beliefs of a divine punishment. Why aren’t you picking on them? I’ll tell you why. You’re a hateful bastard, that’s why.

“That’s where our customers are coming from and in that demographic, our product is a way to push back against political correctness. It’s the proverbial middle finger back to political correctness.”

This has nothing to do with political correctness. This has everything to do with being an ass. I’ve got a middle finger for you. Two of them, in fact. I’m not hiding behind a façade claiming they’re proverbial middle fingers for some tired argument. They’re real middle fingers, and I’m aiming them at you, simply for being twat-waffles.

The thought of playing God (or Allah) with a bullet is such an awful one that I’m concerned for the children of those who make and purchase this product. You’re just teaching more hate, fear and intolerance. Because of people like you, we’ll never live in a more peaceful world. Congrats, asshole!

What these folks have in common: they are Americans and intolerant of anyone who does not share their belief system. They use misinformation to further their own agendas. No matter how you wrap it, their agendas are based on their own beliefs, religious ones at that. Whether it be anti-abortion from a Christian standpoint or anti-Muslim from whatever views they hold. I’m OK with basing your values and what you are trying to sell, whether it be laws or consumer products on your own spiritual beliefs. I have no problem with people selling crucifixes, Bibles from any faith, religious symbols, tokens, what have you. I don’t have a problem with it, because you know what it is up front and you’re free to choose what to do based on – wait for it – truth in advertising. You’re all a bunch of fucking liars, playing on people’s fears, encouraging support of whatever you’re selling through erroneous information, fostering hate and intolerance for anyone who doesn’t think just like you.