The article describes the thief as "well-dressed" woman who drives a purple, foot-powered scooter. She has assaulted the manager of the store twice, once with Mace, once with the aforementioned scooter.

"F- - - you! I'll be back every day! You can count on it!" the woman allegedly screamed at One Lucky Duck manager Jonathan Wright after he accused her last Wednesday of stealing cookies.

Why so angry? I'd make a crack about being driven mad by a vegan diet, but after last week's review of SweetArt, I'm trying to make nice with our non-animal-product-using friends.