7/9/09

I think I'll stay out here

...Overheard: "Well you know what they say about back pain? You gotta put it behind ya."...

...For adults who are in love, there is nothing in the whole wide world-not even child birth-that is more exciting and/or terrifying than making your first big, life-altering, hugely expensive purchase together: Awwwww ...

...Overheard: "You know what they say about gay dudes? They got friends up the ass."...

...I will now express my excitement for the following event, which takes place this Saturday, by using a triple tilde bang: UFC 100~!!! ...

...Overheard:

"This fly won't leave me alone."

"Don't let it bug ya."...

...Overheard:"Hey do you wanna split a quarter?""Of what?""Oh I don't know, maybe acid, LSD, angel dust...duh, WEED, you dipshit.""Ah, no thanks. But I would have until you called me a dipshit."...

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