You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?

Totally brings me back to grade school photo day where ya beg the 'rental units to pay the extra $10 so you can have the cool laser background instead of "classic" or an Earth tone but then grandma insists that the plain blue brings out your eyes. ahhhhh schooolll.....