Welcome to "Backhanded Box Quotes," a collection of super pissed-off user reviews from people just like you! Whoa, whoa, don't take that personal.

Inversion

Released: June 5.

Critic: JayDeth (Metacritic)
• "[S]ome things explode and suddenly your playing Gears of War with normal sized people. Yay?"
• "[V]ery very bland and no one will ever remember it come next month."Score: 4.

Critic: bomber214 (Amazon)
• "... an amateur cut-rate attempt at Gears of War."
• "I know many people get bent out of shape at reviews from people who haven't completed the game. I very seriously doubt I will bother to play much further."Score: 2 stars.

Lollipop Chainsaw

Released: June 12

Critic: jdogginess (Metacritic)
• "if you just need to rub one out to a cheerleader in a video game because you feel guilty surfing porn, you might score this a 6 or 7. Otherwise you will think it a 2."Score: 2.