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Stewardess culture used to be the high watermark of society. It used to mean that you're a young, sexy woman who travels the world, has nice boobs and are generally peppy about everything--and why not be so excitable, you travel the world and have nice boobs! Sadly, today's stewardesses are old, crabby and smell like they iron farts into their uniforms. It's a possibility that the same lovely stewardesses of old are these unhappy ladies, but I'd rather not think that.
Of course I'm well aware that not all air-travel workers fit that description, but I've never traveled on Hooters Air, ...