READ: Don't lay 'ag-gag' bill to rest just yet

11:41 PM,
May 19, 2013

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Pettus Read

It was just about the end for poor ole Farmer Brown as he lay on his deathbed barely able to breathe. Just as he was about to expire, the aroma of freshly baked brownies came up the stairs to his bedroom. He always had a passion for this confection and thought, "If I could just have one more brownie I could die in peace!"

He called to his wife, but his voice was so frail she could not hear him. Not getting an answer, he slid out of the bed and onto the floor.

He dragged himself across the room and out into the hallway. Down the hall and down the stairs he went ever so slowly, crawling hand over hand, closer to that ...