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Yeezy Taught You Well: Chris Rock + Aphex Twin

Presented essentially without comment: the strange, wonderful bedfellows of Kanye's "Blame Game": the video for Aphex Twin's "Avril 14," which is the song's sample, and the monologue Chris Rock delivers. Lyrics after the jump.

Stream: Kanye West, John Legend and Chris Rock, "Blame Game"

Oh my god. Baby you done took this to another level! Now a neighborhood n***a like me ain't supposed to be gettin no p***y like this.
Damn, Damn!, who taught you how to get sexy.
(Yeezy taught me)
You never use to talk dirty, but now you damn disgusting. My, my god, where’d you learn that?
(Yeezy taught me)
Look at you.. naked.. with them.. Jimmy Choo's off. Who taught you how to put some … Jimmy Choo's on?
(Yeezy taught me)
Yo you took your game up a whole ’nother level, this is some Cirque du Soleil now!
You done went all porno on it, k. And I, and I love it. And I thank you, I thank you, my dick thanks you!
How did you learn, how...how did your game come up?
(Yeezy taught me)
I was…parts of your p***y, I never…before. I was in there like, Ooh, I never been here before. I’ve never even seen this part of town before.
It’s like you got this…re-upholstered or something. What the fuck happened? Who, who the fuck got your p***y all re-upholstered?
(Yeezy re-upholstered my p**sy)
You know what, I got to thank Yeezy.
And when I see that n***a Imma thank him. Imma buy his album, Imma download that.. Imma shoot a bootlegger!
That’s how good I feel about this…
Oww, I still can’t believe you got me this watch. The exact… I wanted!
Even with the bezel! This is the… I wanted. I saw this, I saw it,
Twista had this on in The Source. I remember, Twista had this on in The Source.
That’s right, that’s right! Yo yo babe, yo yo this is the best birthday ever!
Where you learn to treat a n-gga like this?
(Yeezy taught me)
Yeezy taught you well, Yeezy taught you well.

[Ed. In an odd, temporary moment of Kanye-induced mental insanity, we copied and pasted a lyric transcription of this portion of Kanye West's My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy that spelled "taught" as "thought," which may have led some readers to believe that Chris Rock was a figment of Kanye West's imagination. This is not the case, as far as we know, and we have made the correction to reflect.]