Who will make a Weezer burger?

Richard GorelickThe Baltimore Sun

We just heard about a Chicago bar that will be serving a Black Sabbath burger in honor of the band's scheduled comeback appearance at this year's Lollapalooza. They're naming it the War Pigs Burger after the 1970s song by that name.

The burger, says the Lockdown Grill, "consists of four different types of meat all fighting for the attention of your taste buds." For the record, the four meats are bacon, Angus Beef, prosciutto and carnitas, and the behemoth is served with fries, a side salad and macaroni and cheese. This is Ozzy Ozzbourne we're talking about -- it could have been much worse.

I'm hoping some Baltimore joints can come up with burgers -- and other menu items -- inspired by the bands playing the Charm City Music Festival. Weezer is the headliner. So, maybe a Beverly Hills Burger? Or, an Inside Out Burger for Eve 6?