Skirmisher are annoying me nearly as much as in the old Rome already I swear every Barbarian Gang I encounter is made out of at least 12 units of slingers, at least you can just ride them down, as your own Skirmisher are pretty much useless do to range... though maybe I should just start sending my Spear throwers at them and have them case each other across the battle field.

As I understand it, hipsters -- whatever those are -- wear these hideous, formless, squared off plastic things that look like they came from the dollar store. I'm wearing elegant designer glasses.

... seriously,
@Trip had me take this personality quiz type thing that LensCrafters has to choose a glasses style. It was hilarious. I predictably got the "refined" result. Hipsters are about as refined as a hobo.