Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Once, a Junior School teacher asked her students to bring some potatoes in a plastic bag to school. Each potato will be given a name of the person whom that child hates. Like this, the number of potatoes will be equal to the number of persons they hate.

On a decided day, the children brought their potatoes well addressed. Some had two, some had three and some had even five potatoes.

The teacher said they have to carry these potatoes with them everywhere they go for a week.

As the days passed the children started to complain about the spoiled smell that started coming from these potatoes. Also some students who had many potatoes complained that it was very heavy to carry them all around. The children got rid of this assignment after a week, when it got over.

The teacher asked, "How did you feel in this one week?"

The children discussed their problems about the smell and weight.

Then the teacher said, "This situation is very similar to what you carry in your heart when you don't like some people. This hatred makes your heart unhealthy and you carry that hatred in your heart everywhere you go. If you can't bear the smell of spoiled potatoes for a week, imagine the impact on your heart of this hatred that you carry throughout your life."

Our heart is a beautiful garden that needs a regular cleaning of unwanted weeds. Forgive those who have not behaved with you as expected and forget the bad things. This also makes room available for storing good things..

Friday, December 14, 2012

THE OSTRICH !

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to The ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will Be $9.40 please" The man reaches into his pocket and

Pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man Says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" Asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and A salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and Places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, Sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and Found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered Me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money Would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a Million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs, who agrees with everything I say.."

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Law of the Garbage Truck.

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.
My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy could almost ruin your car and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.

Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

So ... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Monday, December 3, 2012

An interesting story shared by my friend. He did not specify whether this actually happened to him or it was told by someone:
(READ TILL END)
I sat with my friend in a well-known coffee shop in a neighboring town of Venice, the city of lights and water. As we enjoyed our coffee, a man entered and sat on at empty table beside us. He called the waiter and placed his order saying: "Two cups of coffee, one of them there on the wall." We heard this order with rather interest and observed that he was served with one cup of coffee but he paid for two. As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying 'A Cup of Coffee'.

While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of coffee, two on the table and one on the wall. They had two cups of coffee but paid for three and left. Also this time the waiter did the same - he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying 'A Cup of Coffee'

It seemed that this gesture was a norm in this place. However, it was something unique and perplexing for us. Since we had nothing to do with the matter, we finished our coffee, paid the bill and left.

After a few days, we again had a chance to go to this coffee shop. While we were enjoying our coffee, a man entered. The way this man was dressed did not match either the standard or the atmosphere of this coffee shop. Poverty was evident from the look on his face. As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said to the waiter: "One cup of coffee from the wall." The waiter served coffee to this man with the customary respect and dignity. The man had his coffee and left without paying. We were amazed to watch all this, when the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dustbin. Now, it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear. The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town welled up our eyes with tears.

Coffee is neither a need in our society nor a necessity of life for us. The point to note is that when we take pleasure in any blessing, maybe we also need to think about those people, who appreciate that specific blessing as much as we do but cannot afford to have it.

Note the character of this waiter, who is playing a consistent and generous role to get the communication going between the affording and the needy with a smile on his face.

Ponder upon this man in need… he enters the coffee shop, without having to lower his self-esteem… he does not need to ask for a free cup of coffee… without asking or knowing about the one, who is giving this cup of coffee to him, he only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his coffee and left.

When we analyze this story and its characters, we need to remember the role played by the wall that reflects the generosity and care of the dwellers of this town.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call as soon as possible, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
"Why did you take all this time to come? Don't you know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of r
esponsibility?"

The doctor smiled & said:
"I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call...... And now, I wish you'd calm down so that I can do my work"

"Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??" said the father angrily

The doctor smiled again & replied: "I will say what Job said in the Holy Book "From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God". Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God's grace"

"Giving advises when we're not concerned is so easy" Murmured the father.

The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
"Thank goodness!, your son is saved!" And without waiting for the father's reply he carried on his way running. "If U have any question, ask the nurse!!"

"Why is he so arrogant? He couldn't wait some minutes so that I ask about my son's state" Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.

The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: "His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son's surgery. And now that he saved your son's life, he left running to finish his son's burial."

Moral-Never judge anyone….. because U never know how their life is & what they're going through"

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Its love, when a little girl puts her energy to
give dad a head
massage.
Its love, when a wife makes tea for husband
and take a sip
before him.
Its love, when a mother gives her son the best
piece of cake.
Its love, when your friend holds your hand
tightly on a slippery
road.
Its love, when your brother messages you and
asks did you
reach home on time..
Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going
around
the city.
Love when you send a small message to your
friends to make them smile
Love is actually a name of "Care" :)

Work Pressure...
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the weekly status call?"
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I don't login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also. keeping hands in front of tap waiting for water to drop by itself is very frequent with me. I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap….
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin ! _________________________________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn't notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…

We all meet someone new everyday...*_*
yet sometimes we feel left out..:(
Thousands of reasons to be happy...:D
yet
someone's tears makes us forget all those
reasons..
Many a times we couldn't speak what we
actually want to...
And sometimes we fail to express what we
actually want to..:$
Life is a long journey of meeting,breaking
up, fighting, laughing with people whom we
adore... ;;)
but we often fail to value them
when time comes...X_X
Speak up the truth... cry if you don't
wanna lose that person..<3<3
Be the 1st one to
hug your bestie... ({})
and take a step back
silently if you see you are needed no
more...
Coz as the saying goes...You haven't lived
a perfect life until you owe someone...
something which they can never repay
back...?

There was one king, since he had lots of responsibilities he was always stressed. He used to see a farmer who was very happy. He was very happy with his farming and family, he had no stress, he used to work hard but enjoy his work and was contented with his life.

King always wondered how can this farmer be so contented, even after he doesn't have luxurious life. The king asked this his minister to find out the reason behind the farmer's containment.

The minister observed that the farmer was happy because he didn't had anything to worry about. He used to work hard, to earn his bread and butter and because he worked hard he got better sleep. He was happy with his family and farming.

The minister then kept a small bag with 99 gold coins outside his house. Next day when the farmer saw the bag he was ecstatic. He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. 'What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!' he wondered. He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive. Finally, exhausted, he decided that he would have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection.

From that day he started to work really hard and hard, and could not give enough attention to his family. He was completely focused on earning that one more coin. He stopped enjoying his work. The king observed this and asked his minister what happened to him, why is he no more contented? The minister replied that he has joined our club of 99.

The 99 club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented because they're always striving for that extra one. They always tell themselves, "Let me get that final one and then I'll be happy for life".

We can be happy even with very little in our life, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want more!!! We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us. We lose all this at a price of our growing greed and desire.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Just loved these lines about LIFE.. When I got enough confidence, the stage was gone..
When I was sure of losing, I won.. When I needed people the most, they left me..
When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on..
When I mastered the skill of hating, Someone started loving me from the core of one's heart and while waiting for light for hours when I fell asleep the sun came out.. That's LIFE!
No matter what you plan you never know what life has planned for you.. Live the moment. Live the suspense. Be surprised!!
Dictionary says that 'Open' and 'Close' are opposites.,
But lessons of life teach tat we are 'Open' to only with whom we are 'Close'..!!!

As per the definition - "Service Tax can be charged only for the services provided to the customer".

Now, see what is happening here in the above said example.

Service Tax should be charged only on the Service Charges amount i.e Rs.100 and not on the entire amount (1000+100).

In this example, the customer should be charged only Rs 4.94, whereas he has been charged Rs. 49.00 extra.

Where does this money go? Only the restaurant owner and the chartered accountants who work for them know.

So, I have started asking them the questions - and surprised to see the reactions from the famous restaurants. Either they say: Sir we cannot change the format of the bill so , we will recalculate and tell you the revised amount. You may pay only that.

Sir, you do not need to pay the Service Tax amount itself.

I now have 3 to 4 restaurant bills, for which I have paid only the service tax - on the service charges and not on the total amount.

Every bill must carry the TIN number and Service Tax Number, if they charge it. So, I ask for the Service tax number if it is n if they charge it. So, I ask for the Service tax number if it is not available in the receipt that they provide.

We cannot go to any government official and ask them to get this right - because of our system.

Please remember - we cannot change any political leader - but we can change ourselves. If we change ourselves - things will change.

Please do share this with every one of your friends and known people.

Ask for the right tax calculation and pay only the tax which is supposed to be paid. Verify every bills and receipts that you make payment on.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

13 Best moments of life: -To fall in love. -To clear your last exam. -To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep. -To get a phone call saying class is cancelled. -To feel butterflies every time you see THAT
PERSON.. -To see an old friend again and to feel that things
have not Changed.. -To touch the fingers of newly born child.. -Speaking to an old friend on sunday evening.. -Waiting for a call or message from your loved one
when you are alone.. -Walking alone on a silent road at night and
listening to your favourite songs.. -Riding on a highway while its raining -Speaking to the special one on phone while
standing infront of the mirror.
Haha....Feels just Awesome..:) -and the last one is 'rite
now'..
while reading this there was constant smile on
your face..
which was one of the best moments I believe..!
Keep smiling, It realy suits u...! :)

Friday, October 19, 2012

A couple were driving at 70mph down the road, husband behind the wheel.
The wife suddenly says "Honey, I know we've been married twenty years but I want a divorce."
He says nothing but increases the speed to 80mph.
She says "Now don't try to talk me out of it, I've been screwing your best friend for sometime now and he IS better at sex than you."
He stays quiet, but speeds up to 90mph.
She says "I want the house and the car." (He is now doing 100mph.)
"I want the bank accounts and the credit cards too." she says.
The husband starts to veer towards the side of the road and a large grove of trees.
The wife gets nervous and asks "Isn't there ANYTHING you want?"
"No, I've got all I need."
"Oh really, so what exactly do you have?"
Just before they hit the tree at 120mph he smiles and says "The fucking air-bag"

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No.. I think now I'll just wait for the police:> ...
Moral- never mess with women

"Every Husband must Read
This" ....Even wife can also...:)
Love her .when she sips on your
coffee or tea. She only wants to make
sure it tastes just right for you.
Love her.when she "pushes" you to
pray. She wants to be with you in
Jannat...(Paradise).
Love her.when she asks you to play
with the kids. She did not "make"
them on her own.
Love her...when she is jealous. Out of
all the men she can have, she chose
you
Love her.when she has annoying
little habits that drives you nuts. You
have them too.
Love her.when her cooking is bad.
She tries.
Love her.when she looks dishevelled
in the morning. She always grooms
herself up again.
Love her.when she asks to help with
the kids homework. She only wants
you to be part of the home.
Love her...when she asks if she looks
fat. Your opinion counts, so tell her
she's beautiful.
Love her.when she looks beautiful.
She's yours so appreciate her.
Love her...when she spends hours to
get ready. She only wants to look her
best for you.
Love her.when she buys you gifts
you don't like. Smile and tell her it's
what you've always wanted.
Love her.when she has developed a
bad habit. You have many more and
with wisdom and politeness you have
all the time to help her change.
Love her.when she cries for
absolutely nothing. Don't ask, tell her
its going to be okay
Love her.when whatever you do is
not pleasing. It happens and will pass
Love her.when she stains your
clothes. You needed a new one
anyway :p
Love her.when she tells you how to
drive. She only wants you to be safe.
Love her.when she argues. She only
wants to make things right for both
Love her.she is yours. You don't
need any other special reason!!!!
All this forms part of a Woman's
Character. Women are part of your
life and should be treated as the
Queen.
The Messenger of God (peace be
upon him) advised concerning the
woman:
• Treat the women well.
• The best of you are those who are
the best in the treatment of their
wives.

Thursday, October 4, 2012

A HR Manager, His Assistant, An Old Woman And Her Young Daughter Are Travelling In A Train And During The Course Of Time Get Themselves Introduced To Each Other And Become Temporary Friends...

The Train Goes Through A Tunnel And It Gets Completely Dark. Suddenly There Is A Kissing Sound And Then A Slap !!!

The Train Comes Out Of The Tunnel... The Women And The Assistant Are Sitting There Looking Perplexed... The Manager Is Bending Over Holding His Face, Which Is Red From An Apparent Slap. All Of Them Remain Diplomatic And Nobody Says Anything...

The Old Woman Is Thinking: These Managers Are All Crazy After Girls. He Must Have Kissed My Daughter In The Tunnel. Very Proper That She Slapped Him...
The Young Girl Is Thinking: The Manager Must Have Tried To Kiss Me But Kissed My Mother Instead And Got Slapped...
The Manager Is Thinking: Damn It... My Assistant Must Have Kissed The Young Girl. She Might Have Thought It Was Me And Slapped Me...
Now Guess What The Assistant Is Thinking...

Now Hold Your Breath And Read What The Assistant Is Thinking... If This Train Goes Through Another Tunnel I Will Make Another Kissing Sound And Slap My Manager Again... This Rascal Keeps Harassing Me In The Office all the time...>:OX_X=))

Thursday, September 27, 2012

There is nothing more expensive than a single drop of female tear!!!

When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with "chanel" eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;;) ..then when it comes down to the cheek..it mixes with "D&G" blusher :$ and in case it touches the lips, it gets mixed with "burberry" lipstick :*

Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
Shane says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.
The next morning Phil wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Shane. Shane says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?'
Phil says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Shane says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Phil says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often..'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in New Zealand'

Monday, September 10, 2012

A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him and he knew he shouldn't run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't." The third gave me more children!
Donald Trump

Friday, August 31, 2012

Beautiful and Stunning message!
Stay away from Anger.. It hurts ..Only You! If you are right then there is no need to get angry, And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry. Patience with family is love, Patience with others is respect, Patience with self is confidence and Patience with GOD is faith. Never Think Hard about the PAST, It brings Tears... Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings Fear... Live this Moment with a Smile, It brings Cheer. Every test in our life makes us bitter or better, Every problem comes to make us or break us, The choice is ours whether we become victims or victorious. Search for a beautiful heart not a beautiful face. Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful. Do you know why God created gaps between fingers? So that someone who is special to you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand forever. Never forget this advice! Happiness keeps You Sweet, Trials keep You Strong, Sorrows keep You Human, Failures keeps You Humble, Success keeps You Glowing, But Only God keeps You Going

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Girls r over imaginative..
A boy sends a text

Boy: Hey

Girl (to herslf): OMG..he jst txtd me..I wondr wat he wnts..maybe he just wnts to
talk..or maybe he's mad at me, but all he said was hey..I should jst answer him,
dnt wnt to keep him waitin..
well maybe I'll wait another 3 minutes so he thinks Im busy..
no, that's too obvious. Could this mean he's into me? Or is he just bored? Either way is fine, I mean I don't care if he likes me back. Who said that I even liked him? huh.. I'm gonna text back now.
Should I reply hi or hey. Hey with 3 y's? No thats stupid. 2 y's work. He wont know if I did it on purpose or if it was accidental. Ok! I got this.
Breathe in, breathe out.

Pencil: I'm sorry, you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself and get smaller and smaller each time.

Eraser: That's true, but I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this, I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong, even though one day I know I'll be gone. I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying I hate seeing you sad.

"Our Parents are like the eraser, whereas we children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way they get hurt and become smaller (older and eventually pass on) Take care of your Parents, treat them with kindness and most especially love them."

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies.

The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continues..."Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years".

"I remember that too", she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... "I would have gotten out today!"

This has to be one of the best messages i have received in a long time because when you sit and think about it....

It is so true...!!

Law of the Garbage Truck.

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy could almost ruin your car and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment.As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally.Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.

Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets,

So ... Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

Monday, August 27, 2012

Superb! =)) Joe was a house keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss's liquor bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, James, did suspect him but tolerated it for a while. But when this became a daily routine, James decided to do something to trap Joe. Accordingly, James replaced his drink with a French wine which changed color when water was added to it. Joe, not aware of the trap, took a few swigs and added water as usual. The wine changed color from red to milky white. Joe realized he was in for trouble but was determined to
get out of it. James told his wife about Joe's misdoings and that he would
make Joe accept his follies.
So he shouted:
"Joe? " Joe answered from the kitchen: "Yes boss?"
James: "Who drank my wine and
added water in the bottle?"
There was no answer from the kitchen. The boss repeated the question, still no answer. The angry boss marched to the kitchen and threatened Joe,
"What the hell is going on? When I call your name you respond with 'Yes Boss' and when I ask you a question, you
remain silent. What impertinence?"
Joe said: "It is like this. In the kitchen, you can hear only your name being called. You don't hear anything else that is said, I swear."
James: "How is that possible? All right, I will prove you wrong. You stay right here in the hall with Madam, I will go to the
kitchen and you ask me a question, OK?" So the boss went to the kitchen.
Joe shouted: "Boss?"
Boss: "Yes Joe?"
Joe: "Who becomes intimate with the maid in Madam's absence?"
Silence - no reply.
Joe again: "Who made the maid pregnant?"
No reply.
Joe, yet again: "And who arranged for her abortion?"
James came running from the
kitchen and said: "By George, you are right. When one is in kitchen, one can't hear anything but one's name. That's strange!

Santa Singh raised a point, "Oye... We will take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"

That was a tough one indeed.

Banta Singh had a brainwave... "No problem! We will attack America, we will lose and it would take over us nd then we would become a State of USA nd develop automatically. Even we all will become direct citizens of USA. No more need for VISA & Green Card.

All the Sardars became happy 😊 with this very simple solution but an old Sardar was not..

Friday, August 24, 2012

All the girls will understand this one :-
"You remember that scene from film maker Karan Johar's 'Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham?' The Diwali scene, where amidst all the celebration, song and dance Jaya Bachchan smiles benignly and then something in her just awakens, she starts quivering as Shahrukh Khan steps down from the Raichand chopper, running to greet his mother. That glorious, happy, emotional moment which depicts unconditional love? That! Yes that is exactly how my mother, my wife, aunts, sisters & women friends feel and react when they see their Maid return after their holidays" =D =)):)

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Life is like a Party. You invite a lot of people. Some leave early, Some come late, Some stay! ... Some laugh with you, Some at you! Some don't come! ...
But in the end, after the fun, there will be a few who will stay and help clean up the mess with you. And most of the time, those were the ones who didn't even make the mess.
Well, Those Are The People You Should Worry About Losing! ... The Rest Just Come And GO!" :)

As they left the store, Sardar said to Sindhi: "Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that"

Sindhi replied: "You wanna see something better, let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"

So they went to the counter and Sindhi said to the Shop boy: "Do you wanna see magic?" Shop boy replied: "Yes."Sindhi said: "Give me one chocolate bar." The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

A plane is on its way to Chandigarh, when Gurpreet in economy class gets up, and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket she then tells Gurpreet that she paid for economy class, and that she will have to sit in the back.

the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot.

The co-pilot goes back to Gurpreet and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. Gurpreet replies, "I'm Sardarni, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Chandigarh and I'm staying right here."

The pilot says, "You say she is a sardarni? I'll handle this; I'm married to a sardarni. I speak sardar's language."

He goes back to Gurpreet and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy..

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

A sindhi comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?'

'Sand,' answered the sindhi.

Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sindhi all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sindhi, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the sindhis shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the sindhi.

Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the sindhi, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

Finally, the sindhi doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad .

'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about.I can't sleep. It will just be between you and me, can you let me know what are you smuggling?'

After a meeting a I was comming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room it wasnt there,Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately I rushed to the parking lot , I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car no/description of car/placed i parked etc, i equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."??</div>

Many peaple make fun of sikhs by teasing them and telling its 12'o clock. They say its 12'o clock and now a sikh will go crazy and all. Many has misconceptions and thinks like that and others do just for teasing purpose. Well it's not something like a joke or something like a fun, its not just related to an individual but entire religion. Making a joke of a religion is abusive. Let me tell u the fact about this and after which you will really feel shame if u ever teased or have such mentality about sikhs.

The fact about this:At the time of Mughal Empire in India there have been cruel mercyless Emperors like Aurangzeb. Who ruled india and treated people as slaves. They forced people to change there religion and if ignored they use to simply cut them, torture them, and much more worse things u can imagine. Have you ever heard about the girls or women who are sold to arab countries to shaikh buyers?? Well this is a quite old business. At the time of Mughal empire in India , the Mughals use to carry this buisness. Mughals use to attack hindus, and kidnap there women and then those were taken to arab countries. Nothing could be done, all were helpless. At that time a secret army of sikhs was made who were suppose to release these women from mughals and get them back. This secret force of sikhs use to prctice guerrila attacks which is a hidden attack on enemies as this was the only possible way because mughals were very large in count and a front attack would be useless. The force use to attack at night after 12 when mughals who were taking those women use to rest at night. People use to wait for night 12'o clock and when sikh forces use to leave for that attack at night 12, hindus say (in a respectful manner) "sardaro ke 12 baj gaye" which means "sardaro ke barah baj gaye ab hamari behen/ betiyaan ghar aa jaegi". The enemies use to fear sikhs saying "12 baj gaye, sardaron ka aane ka time ho gaya hai".

Now when you understand the real fact about 12'o clock just think how a sikh sardar feels when someone teases him for whom these sikhs have played on their lives, protected their women. You can't repay a sikh for what he has done for you in any way, we don't even want anything as sikhs have done all that for its motherland, for humanity. If you understand little bit and have some shame upon your thinking then please change your view. We dont ask for anything like repay or something but atleast respect this religion for what it is and for what it has done for you, for country, for humanity.</div>

Thursday, July 26, 2012

One day an 11 year old girl asked her daddy,"What are you going to get me for my 15th birthday?"The father replied, "There is much time left."

When the girl was 14 she fainted and was rushed to the hospital.The doctor came out and told her dad she had a bad heart& she is probably gonna dieWhen she was lying in the hospital bed she said"Daddy,. have they told you i am going to die ?"The father replied no you will live as he left weeping.

She said "How can you be sure."He turned around from the door and said "I know.".She turns 15 when she is recovering and comes home to find a letter on her bed. It says ;"My Dearest Daughter, if you are reading this it means all went well as I told you.

One day you asked me what I was giving you for your 15th birthday,I didn't know then but now my present to you is MY HEART."Her father donated his heart?

Moral:Love your parents. they sacrifice a lot to make us happy, without letting children realize..Many a times we are so busy growing up that we forget that they are also growing old..Spend Quality time with them, treat your parents with loving care, for you will know their value, when you see their empty chair..</div>

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD
A group of Geography students were asked to list what they considered to be the Seven Wonders of the World.
Though there was some disagreement, the following got the most votes:
1. Egypt's Great Pyramids
2. Taj Mahal
3. Grand Canyon
4. Panama Canal
5. Empire State Building
6. St. Peter's Basilica
7. China's Great Wall
While gathering the votes, the teacher noticed one student, a quiet girl, hadn't turned in her paper. So she asked the girl if she was having trouble with her list.
The quiet girl replied, "Yes, a little. I couldn't quite make up my mind because there were so many."
The teacher said, "Well, tell us what you have, and maybe we can help."
The girl hesitated, then read, "I think the Seven Wonders of the World are:
1. to touch
2. to taste
3. to see
4. to hear
5. to run
6. to laugh
7. and to love
Sometimes we forget what really matters. May you be reminded today of those things which are truly wondrous.?

Friday, July 6, 2012

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started…
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started…=D
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive…
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started…
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Kingfisher for 500 rs.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for 300 rs.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream..X_X

And then the fight started….
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere iv not been in a long time. So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started.=D;)

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Some abbreviations not many of us know...

NEWS: North east west south
CHESS: Chariot, horse, elephant, soldiers.
COLD: Chronic Obstructive lung disease.
JOKE: Joys of kids entertainment.
AIM: Ambition in Mind.
DATE: Day and time evolution.
EAT: energy and taste.
TEA: Taste and energy admitted.
PEN: Power enriched in Nib.
SMILE: Sweet memories in Lip expression.
BYE: Be with you every time.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Must Read (y)Worth Sharing @>--
A group of highly educated students visited their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering them coffee, Professor returned from kitchen with a pot of coffee and an assortment of cups- porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee. When all had a cup of coffee in hand,
The professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain ones. While it's but normal for you to want only the best, that's also the source of your stress. What you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, But you still went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups!" :)
If life is coffee, Then jobs, money and status in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life.
Don't let the cups drive you..
Enjoy your coffee more than the cup that holds it! :)

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Relationships are hard now, because conversations become texting, argument becomes phone calls. Feelings becomes status messages, the word love gets used out of context, insecurities have become a way of thinking, getting jealous becomes a habit, trust has been lost, cheating becomes an accident, leaving becomes the only option and being hurt becomes natural..
Harsh but true..!!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, the bartender asks for their order and the man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40," and the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change for payment.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender."Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large Scotch" says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich. "That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I found this old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever needed to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money will be there."

"Most peple would wish for a million dollars or somethin, but you'll always be as rich as u want!"says the bartender."That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk, or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"That's fantastic!" says the bartender. "Oh, one other thing wats with the ostrich?"

The man replies, "Oh, my second wish was for a chick with long legs...

MORAL OF D STORY :
Men are brilliant until they think abt a woman =D X_X:p

For the 1st time something gud on a MAN, Do read it...
Who is a MAN?
A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates 4 sister.
He sacrifices his dreams 4 just a smile on his parents face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts 4 the girl he loves just 2 see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complaint.

He builds their future by takng loans from banks & repayng them 4 lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has 2 bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.
His mother, wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising 4 others happiness.

Respect every male in your life.
U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth
sending 2 every man 2 make him smile & every woman 2 make her realize his worth....
Samje ladki log... I ;) :)