Jay Hathaway

The customer is always right, so when an asshole online reviewer demanded that servers at a restaurant in West Virginia "show more skin," the owner of the place was happy to oblige—just not in the way the troll was hoping.

"[The review] was brutish. I was upset," Dan McCawley, the owner of the Atomic Grill in Morgantown, W.V., told ABC News. "I'm a father of a 12-year-old girl and I've got five sisters. The way that women are treated is pretty personal as far as I'm concerned."

McCawley wasn't about to give his staff skimpy new uniforms, but he did add a special to the menu just for the concerned citizen who blew the whistle on the restaurant's dangerously low skin levels.

The potato skin special is blowing up on Facebook, and the complaining customer has deleted his review from Urbanspoon. He's presumably taken his business elsewhere. Can't wait to read his biting critique of the wings at Hooters.