Case Closed-Toe

Mom told me not to wear my Tevas to my court date. Well, guess who has two Tevas and isn't going to jail? THIS GUY!

I'm a huge Teva guy. HUGE. Bless her heart, Mom was sure that rolling into court in my preferred footwear would land me in the clink. She goes, "Would it kill you to wear a closed toe? I don't want to lose my only baby over a stupid pair of shoes!"

So I said to her, "Mom," I said, "Three things. One, nobody's going to jail. My ticket was for having a license plate that was too dirty to read. The fine is like a hundred bucks, tops.

"Two, have you seen some of the freaks at traffic court? Forget Tevas - I could strap two TiVos to my feet and still not be the worst-dressed defendant on the docket.

"And three, Tevas are not stupid. But just to make you happy, I'll leave my sandals at home and wear a nice, tidy athletic shoe."

She even complimented me on the stylish leather-and-suede uppers. "Very nice! Especially on my son the slob! That judge will have to see what a nice young man you are."

Mom was right. On that compression-molded EVA midsole and Mush-infused footbed, I bounced out of that courtroom a free man. No ticket, just a warning to keep my license plate clean. And neither Mom nor the judge had any idea I was actually wearing Tevas the whole time. The system can pull me over, but it can't break my spirit.

Features

For go-to retro style, you can't go wrong with the Teva Alameda sneaker. This athletic-inspired men's sport shoe boasts a waterproof leather and suede upper that can handle getting wet, with a lace entry enhances your fit. With a compression-molded EVA midsole and Mush-infused footbed for long-lasting cushioning, you'll be able to add miles to your journey in comfort. The Teva Alameda trainer is finished with a grippy Spider365 rubber sole to help you scramble confidently and securely through every adventure.

Leather and suede upper

Teva spider365 rubber sole will hold its grip in all kinds of environments

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