Hilarious review! Love the shoutout to Avery Schreiber and his his Doritos pitchman days. To think he was once part of a fairly popular comedy duo that used to turn up on Ed Sullivan's show.

Never seen this one, not sure I ever even saw a copy in a video store. But the trailer played on local TV when I was young and just lodged in my mind. The mix of scifi visuals and a voiceover playing up that the "late Dorothy Stratton" starred in the film was so bizarre to my little kid mind.

There's a Tshirt 'bar' in the city where you can make and design your own tshirts based around a heap of different pictures they have. You choose the clothing and what goes on it, etc etc. One section in the folders they have has some movie posters, such as Mad Max, and Galaxina is one of them. I was very close to making one, but decided against it. Thanks to that review I'm reconsidering that decision.

Andrew, you fail to make clear how painfully boring the whole thing is. It sets out to parody Star Wars and Alien, yet fails abysmally. All pathetic attempts at humor (such as the 'space battle') fall flat. The plot goes nowhere, and the film moves slower than the Tabanga. All you get is Dorothy Stratten in a jump suit. I'll have the Ice Pirates instead any time.

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