On a more serious note, never, ever, attempt to steal a fur coat from a department store, unless you look like you can afford it. The sight of a scruffy, unwashed, dishevelled street urchin in a full length sable is a bit of a give-away.

It might just have been that she was brought up by dingoes, who dressed her in the pelt of one of their victims. Then, when challenged by the store detective, she just couldn't explain herself (having not been taught to speak by the aforementioned dingoes) and simply made garbled vocal sounds, leading to a charge of stuttering. In short, this is a trumped up charge; there is no case to answer and she should be acquitted at once. I rest my case for the defence, M'lord.