My memory ain't what it "used to be" before it was "used as can be." I think. I'm not sure. I totally can't remember.

Alzheimer's has to be a very horrific illness, for all involved.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble.—cthia's father. Incident in ?Axiom of Common Sense

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble.—cthia's father. Incident in ?Axiom of Common Sense

Schit happens because everybody has an anus and they aren't all clean.

Son, your mother says I have to hang you. Personally I don't think this is a capital offense. But if I don't hang you, she's gonna hang me and frankly, I'm not the one in trouble.—cthia's father. Incident in ?Axiom of Common Sense

I think what religious people need is not God so much as the Devil — some external force of evil that causes people to do the horrible things they do, and can be kept away by the proper incantations and rituals.

They can't admit that the Hitlers, Stalins and Mansons of the world are evil all on their own; that opposing them is entirely up to us; and that we're not like them only because we choose not to be.

One of the best "Good-Dad" lines I've come across. The speaker hates millipedes and is explaining to a friend why he didn't simply pull the "Dad-card" and ban his daughter from having a pet giant millipede of her own.