Really? That’s it? They didn’t find him passed out next to a bun and some kraut he couldn’t remember? No unseemly split in his casing he couldn’t account for? He’s not sporting a new “Property of Oscar Mayer” tattoo? Not reeking of hot peppers? No blood test indicating he’s anise-ic after his bender? Didn’t even make it to Vegas? Man. Lamest sausagenapping ever.