Sam's Amazing Website

Contact Details

If for some reason you need to contact me, my email address is
something like sam BLAHBLAH
illusori.co.uk.

Having owned this domain for over a decade, I get an insane amount
of spam to every conceivable address on it, so my spam filters are
extremely aggressive: if you do not put [HUMAN]
somewhere in your subject line to indicate that a real human sent it,
you will almost certainly be caught in my spam-trap and left rotting
there for at least a month before I manually clean it out.
I may never notice it, and could well accidentally bulk-delete
it.