While I’m sure Big Bro Scooter’s bailing him out as we speak, I’m hoping that a few hours behind bars taught him a thing or two. Then again learning from the past doesn’t seem to be his forte. [Two abandoned monkeys in one year!] But here’s to hoping that the judge assigned to his case doesn’t go easy on him. Someone needs to stand up to the kid and make it clear to him that he has to follow the rules like everyone else . And since we know his mother’s officially passed off parenting him to Jesus, it might as well be someone who has some control over the situation. So here’s to hoping that this arrest forces Justin Bieber to (literally) put on his big boy pants and behave like a human being.

UPDATE:

Police say #Bieber admitted to having beer, pot and prescription drugs in his system. Then cussed out cops. Faces up to 6 months in jail.

Here’s Bieber’s mugshot. Or his cover photo for Tiger Beat. It’s hard to tell. Also can we all agree he has NO idea where he is in this photo and that it’s likely he confused the cops with persistent paparazzi?

Ummmm, yea, he didn’t learn anything. Citing sources: Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, etc etc etc.
He has no “real” consequences for his actions because he’s rich and famous. We can but hope he doesn’t kill anyone else on his way to killing himself.

Jessieface

The thing is, he is here on a work visa. Hopefully that makes all the difference, instead of dealing with it – the judge can just sent him home. Actually, come to think of it, an arrest has got to be a deal breaker of some sort with ones visa. No?

phoenix81

We don’t want him back!

Alexis Rhiannon

Taaaaaaake hiiiiiiiimmmmm!

elle

As an American, I think we need to take one for the country that gave us Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling makes it worth it. Also, I’m pretty sure Maple Syrup but I could be wrong about that.

Ria

Not sure that it would get him booted out but it could definitely affect his Visa renewal. John Lennon fought deportation for years because of drug charges and he was SO much more talented than baby Biebs!

Jessieface

Don’t forget resisting arrest. I am hopeful that little gem will put this over the edge. Maybe he will be deported.

Jenni

I think it’s legally referred to now as “Pulling a Reese Witherspoon”

Jessieface

Ugh. This makes me sad. Even JUSTIN the Douche Lord of Maple Syrup didn’t say “do you know who I am?”.

Jenni

He would never assume someone didn’t know him.

dy

I didn’t know you could drag race a big wheel!

Jenni

HA!

CMJ

The mugshot is everything I wanted it to be and more…..

Alexis Rhiannon

I think he thinks it’s school picture day.

Abbe

He looks like a 13 year old girl. I never understood the obsession with this kid

Kay_Sue

Ug. Maybe it will be different because he’s here on a visa, but if it follows the course of other celebrity meltdowns, there won’t be any real consequences in the end. Except that that mugshot will now be google-able.

JediShywalker

How long until he tries to seek asylum in the Canadian embassy?

Alexis Rhiannon

It’s cute that you think he knows what that is.

Emme

I care less about him being self-destructive and more about how his choices affect others–such as ramming his drunk behind into an innocent person. Thank goodness no one was hurt by this chowderhead.

marcnews75 .

Hope he likes jail house rapists

Katie

Wow. Turns out Justin Bieber has terrible skin just like a normal human.

Rachel

Show of hands who did not see something like this coming? Anyone? Anyone? The scary thing about this is that his bieberettes will still find a way to justify and support him. That level of misguided loyalty is a shocking insight into the youth of america o_O He could literally murder someone and they’d still say the world is out to get him ><