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The latest episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, now available on iTunes and Libsyn, was full of fucking spills and thrills! Several drinks were spilled and Bubbles’ computer may be a casualty.

The Boys reminisce about the music of Rick Astley, and Bubbles claims that Astley is the original inspiration for Ricky’s now-famous hair do. Ricky denies that, but then again, he doesn’t remember much from those days. The man smoked a lot of dope.

Speaking of Ricky being stoned as fuck, the dope that he’s been smoking lately has made him extremely fucking convinced that the earth is indeed flat. Bubbles takes issue with that, and all Flat-Earthers, and they dive into a roaring debate.

Holy fuck, the Boys should’ve worn rain jackets on this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast! There are spills-a-plenty, and nothing is safe, not even Bubbles’ laptop!

But there was an upside to the numerous spills on the podcash – Ricky learned about absorption. He came into podcash 96 thinking that plastic was a suitable material for cleaning up spills. After plenty of denial and error on this episode, he arrives at paper towel.

The Boys also discuss the Flat-Earther movement, comprised of fucking morons who think that the Earth is indeed flat, surrounded by an ice wall (to keep in the ocean water), and covered by a dome. Well, you may or may not be surprised to learn that one of the three Boys on this podcast is a member of this fucking moronic movement, and his name rhymes with Dickey.

PLUS: If Randy “Macho Man” Savage’s bare balls and cock touched an old pair of his ring trunks, does that add value?

The Boys are still banged up from last week’s trip to Toronto on the latest Trailer Park BoysPodcast, and “BEER” is the word of the day! You can now download podcash episode 90 for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

The Boys somehow made it back from Toronto and they are feeling pretty fuckin’ rough for this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast. So rough, they fuck up the episode number and call it 89. For those of you pricks who are keeping track at home, it is indeed episode 90.

The Boys also chat about the 4.20 release of GREA$Y MONEY, their new mobile game that has been burning up the fucking charts for both iOS and Android. The Boys received a fuck load of merchandise from the game dicks — stay tuned to learn about how you can get your cheeseburger-eating-hands on it!

They also shoot the shit about Shrek (both sheep and monster), Sydney (both Australia and Canada), and they try to come up with alternative energy sources for Sunnyvale.

Freedom 35 is finally on the horizon! The scrum-dilly lager has already been popping up in liquor stores across Canada, ahead of its official launch in Toronto on April 27th. Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles will be at the Queen’s Quay LCBO branch on April 27th from 12pm til 3pm, signing autographs and taking photos.

The easy-drinking brew was developed by beer genius Paul Dickey and North American Craft, and early reviews indicate that she’s a DE-HEEE-HEEEECENT lager! But we want to hear from you – please Tweet or Instagram us a photo of you enjoying a cool one with the hashtag #TPBFreedom35!

The Boys got themselves a few DECENT sample cans of Freedom 35 and they’re cracking into them on the latest Trailer Park Boys Podcast — even Julian thinks it’s “good, for a beer!”

You can get this podcast for fucking free in audio form on iTunes and Libsyn!

Ricky is happy with the way he was shown in an intelligent light in Season 11, though Bubbles and Julian dispute that. The Boys get into a fucked conversation about Julian’s mom’s genitals, as well as John Wayne Bobbitt’s frankencock. Ricky discusses the differences (or lack thereof) between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, and Bubbles workshops a new tune he calls HUNKULES, written specially for Julian’s muscles.

On this week’s episode of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys taste samples of their beer that will hit the shelves in spring 2017! They are joined by Claude Lefebvre of North American Craft, the fuckers who are responsible for making this beer a reality. Claude brought along Paul Dickey, Canada’s only Grand Master Certified Beer Judge – this guy is to beer what Ricky is to dope.

The Boys also play a bit of Sunnyvale Jeopardy and wish Owen Wilson a happy birthday. Just because he had his nose broken, does that make him a dick?!

On the latest edition of the Trailer Park Boys Podcast, the Boys announced that they’re working on releasing a nice, poundable lager in the very near future! The first step: designing a can that will kick the arses of all the other cans on the shelf!

Fresh off the heels of a kick ass Toronto launch for Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Canadian Whisky, Julian and Bubbles announce that they’ve been working on a greasy new deal to launch a Trailer Park Boys beer in the not-too-distant-fucking-future! If the news comes as a surprise to you, don’t feel left out, Ricky had no fucking clue either.

Also on the podcash: Ricky faces a dilemma – does he quit smoking or give up chips?! Is there a happy medium??