Heaven knows why it took me so long to watch this film, but I finally have and it is great. And since there's no soundtrack, I'm going to have to work on tracking down the Isao Tomita pieces that are used to excellent effect in it.

This "film" has a running time of about 79 minutes. Here's how that breaks down:

5.5% - Kirk Cameron's smug, hot chocolate-obsessed introduction3% - A seemingly unmotivated cutaway to what looks like a much more interesting movie but is, in fact, not (Bonus: We get to see this footage again in its entirety when it's placed in the proper context)2.5% - Cheaply animated opening credits set to a ska cover of "Silent Night"7.5% - Kirk's "brother-in-law" --…