A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Michael Jackson once ruled the pop universe and, as this video shows, he may have even reigned over the Empire as well. More info and the video after the jump.

I’m soooo not a fan of country music. I’d rather hammer bamboo shoots into my nails than listen to the genre. Sorry, just not my thing. However, what is my thing is watching hot cowboys coming to the rescue of a damsel in distress and almost getting into a brawl in the process. (cue: Brokeback Mountain theme)