HEY! YOU'RE A SENIOR!

Many of the important responsibilities facing the new Senior are shrouded in mystery - especially the dreaded Senior Portrait. What's that gonna be like? What if it doesn't turn out? What if it turns out bad? What if it turns out, and I look bad?

One Senior, who spoke only on the condition of anonymity, said,

"I'm afraid I'll look like a doofus."

Well, here's the good news: it's not so much up to you whether or not you look like a doofus, the photographeris responsible for making you not look like a doofus.

CHOOSING THE WRONG SENIOR PORTRAIT STUDIO CAN MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DOOFUS!

Authorities on doofosity stated recently,

"The only known remedy for doofus Senior Portraits is Coonrod Photography."