Ha ha ha ha

From Jon Meyer: Office 12 looks worth the upgrade, if for no other reason than to learn what the 1500 commands and 35 toolbars in Word 2003 actually did.

From Chris Anderson: Yes, 'WPF' is pronounced 'Avalon'... the WPF is silent.

From Presentation Judo: When giving a presentation, the single biggest mistake you can make is to forget to go to the bathroom beforehand. The second biggest mistake is to go to the bathroom beforehand, but forget to turn off the wireless mike.