This insecure actor ensured that a Twilight actor wasn't costarring in his new movie. This famous family has a bastard child, this actor hates his transgender sister, this family is being torn apart by a gay sibling, and this actress wants to fuck Bradley Cooper. That's so much more fun than all this family feuding.

1. "What handsome, 40-some­thing A-lister was so afraid of being upstaged by a Twilight star's teeny-bopper appeal and good looks that he made sure the actor didn't land a co-starring role in his upcoming film? Moviegoers still consider the elder star sexy, but he's so insecure that he didn't want to take any chances—and the role went to an unknown!" [Enquirer]

2. "While the members of this famous family certainly resemble each other, there is one family member with a unique physical characteristic that differentiates them from their more famous sibling/s. There have been rumblings about this for a long time, but it has finally been confirmed by parent to child: that the child is, in fact, the product of an affair one of their parents had long ago. The child did not take the news well, and really resents having been lied to all these years. Given that certain members of the family tend to selectively overshare, it will be interesting to see if this information is ever publicly revealed, and—if it is—how it will be spun." [BlindGossip]

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3. "Which C-list actor—best-known for co-starring in a popular blockbuster com­edy franchise and who now does mainly voice-over work—doesn't accept his cross-dressing brother-in-law? The tiny funnyman wasn't amused when his bride's sibling showed up in a dress and heels to their wedding so they made him change into a suit and tie!" [Enquirer]

4. "What famous family is being torn apart by their differing views on homosexuality? The religious clan claims to be inclu­sive, but an openly gay member of the brood is feeling the heat from one particular relative who thinks she should go back into the closet! Who are they?" [Enquirer]

5. "What B list UK television actress from an all acting family said, 'I came to this party for one reason only. To fuck Bradley Cooper.'" [CDaN]

6. "Which Bravo Housewife has everyone thinking she's super rich, but her recent financial failings have forced her to put her daughter to work at the family business? This reality star's offspring is so embarrassed that she uses a fake accent and dresses." [Enquirer]

7. "Which wacky Real Housewife has Bravo executives furious because she refuses to do any promotion for the popu­lar franchise? But the blonde reality star has nothing to worry about—fans love her crazy ways." [Enquirer]

8. "What former A list tween actress was heard at a party saying, 'If my next movie does not have the word fuck in at least 20 times I'm not doing it.'" [CDaN]

9. "This A list move actress married to a B list movie actor was overheard saying, 'I have not slept in the same bedroom as my husband for years.' The foreign born B list movie actress married to a B+ television actor on a hit network show replied, 'I wish for that everyday, but he keeps figuring out how to unlock my bedroom door.'" [CDaN]

10. "This award-winning director from an action genre recently held a contest among several groups of interns. The contest involved the interns writing a screenplay which would be submitted to a group of Hollywood insiders. The best script would be turned into a film that he, himself would direct. After getting an overwhelming response from the interns, the director decided he had ‘no interest in reading that many scripts' and scrapped the whole project, leaving the interns disappointed and scratching their heads why they never got a response." [BuzzFoto]