Things I Masturbate To

This poem was inspired by Harmony Eichsteadt’s poem “Things I Have Masturbated To” from the Bedpost Confessions Postcast 9, as well as Harper Elliot, a sex writer who wrote a similar poem. Here is my version.

That was a very honest, insightful, and intense poem. You spoke your deepest desires and thoughts without concern of how you’d be perceived. Raw. Stimulating. Impressive. I could list 100 more adjectives to say how great it is. Well done. -MM