While the jury is still out on whether supporters of the losing candidate will stand by the new president (and something tells us many won't), there is the reality that, yes, either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton will be the next president and actually set the agenda for the nation.

Political experts often talk about the first 100 days in office, but Clinton and Trump are ready to make noise before the first 100 minutes are up. Here are the 13 completely ridiculous, but somehow appropriate and maybe even believable, things each candidate will do first after being elected.

Donald Trump

1. Knock down the walls in the Oval Office so he can hang a specially-commissioned 300-foot-high, gold-framed picture of himself as a centaur.