Get yourself a sandwich made from sourdough bread cut into a dinosaur shape and gobble it down as Mirri and Scout join us for clean up night! We read the rest of The Very Secret Diaries and THE WEIRDEST FANFICTION ON WATTPAD, just to say we’ve finished two more stories than we could have a week prior. And then, because we fucked around too much and Stevo couldn’t stick everyone in the Boo Box, we read a short story called Horrible Fairly OddParents Fanfic (no author indicated). It was pretty terrible and I don’t think any of us will look at belly buttons the same way again.