Odd opener, worked......probs never will again tho.

I realise I'm posting a lot tonight, this is because I have very little to do tonight lol

Soo I opened to a 2set of HB8's the other night.......before I continue I wish to point out I would never have done this whilst sober, or even tipsy, I was smashed, oops...........so I opened with this beauty

'soooo, I have always wondered if I grab a tit does it really go (horn like noise, we all know the one we make when pretending to grab boobs with the lads). '
the strangest thing was....this actually worked...she said
'why don't u try? '
so I did, I squeezed the tit and went
'awwww thats a disappointment, it don't work'.
I then walked off, again.......i blame the booze.........for clarification I am not condoning this opener and am not responsible for the slap that may occur if you try it.......just wanted to share an amusing morning after memory

Re: Odd opener, worked......probs never will again tho.

Shouldnt have walked away. There are certain rules, I think I need to list them. I learnt these rules not from PUA gaming, but from my brothers friends when I was growing up and I was a little tadpole. One of the rules is that if you initiate contact, especially physical, go all the way.

You squeezed her bosom, she gave you authority/rights/responsibilities because she liked you. She would not have done that with a creep.

After squeezing, and dropping your line (response). You could have said 'Very nice. I would try to squeeze the other one but I ran out of tokens' (do this with a playful smile). She would have more than likely have given you the go ahead to squeeze the other. As you can see right then and there it would have been best to use Direct Game bruh. After that playful venture, you could go right into your transitional point: Kino, playful chatter, stories, dhv etc etc. If it all went well could have k-closed and f-closed easily.

Re: Odd opener, worked......probs never will again tho.

Ohhh I know I should have carried on, it's one of them things where you remember the next day and go.....'why did u pass up that chance...........u dick' lmao :L if I was sober that's what I would have done, but y'no far too much alcohol had been consumed for me to have any idea of what was happening lol.