Top Ten "Herbert The Pervert" Quotes

Best quotes from Herbert The Pervert in Family Guy. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

The Top Ten

1You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!

I love this one... By far my favorite!

ha ha I laugh my ass off every time I see this episode...

This is as funny as it gets.

[Newest]HAHA! This is so funny... just GOLD!

2You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!

Love it cause this helped me learn how to talk like him

Laugh out loud he funny I love that guy he always makes me laughs

I love this quote its so funny

[Newest]The best of them all😂😂😂😂😂

3MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think that.. I can do the pervert mmhhmm so good.. Lolx. Its like I have a herbert the pervert day on my Facebook page and.. Everyone just cracks up. Its just too hilarious.

4If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off

This quote is so freaking awesome! Herbert is my favorite character! :DHe is hot! I wrote a song about him:D.

Just the phrase, "stretch out those creamy hamstrings" is hilarious to me, it gets me every time.

16Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.

And yet, still, nobody in the griffin family realize Herbert's a pedophile.

This one is hilarious

I love this one it is so funny I almost like peed my pants when I heard this and my sister did pee her pqnts pants I was highly desguted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on family guy

17Bring your fat space ass back here

Taylor Lopez likes big dick in his corn hole

18Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.

19Whats going on in my pants? Looks like we got 6 more weeks of winter.

20Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?

that comment is so funny

21I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me.