When I was a child, I worked on a
farm with my violent alcoholic
father who would awaken me at 4
am and angrily demand that I
"get the bucket and go milk the
cow." Had your product existed
then, and had I put my 8.25
ounce "Dinner Bucket" container
under the cow's udder, why, the
milk drained from that teat
would have overflowed and
spilled upon the ground. I would
have received a good beating.
With this in mind, I would like
you to consider some of the
following product names, which I
feel are more realistic: Dinner
Thimble, Mouthful O' Dinner,
Half-A-Dinner-Ladle. I feel this
would help future customers
avoid the pain and frustration I
have endured.