"My name is Ebeneezer Von Clutch..WATCH ME ROAR!!!" "My name is Ebeneezer Von Clutch. I like speed und violence.""This is just not working out, ja?""SOMEBODY PUT OUT THAT THING!!""Beep beep! German cyborg coming through ja?""Ze expecting the Deutsch?" *also adds dummkoph to said sentence when he says it the second time*"That's funny...." "And there's more where that came from, dummkoph!!!""I will bring you much pain und suffering...once I eat this streudel..""Ohh, you've been kicked out, ja?""This is quite pleasurable ja?" *when the cars merge*"Two weapons of mass destruction are better than one ja?" *same thing*"Let's swat us some flies, ja?" *still the same thing*"Perhaps some time alone would be good for us.... *when the cars dis-merge*"How's the view from back there, huh?""(You're) very lucky to be working with Von Clutch, darling.""Well pardon me, dummkoph..""Passing pardons..did that come out of me? Hee heeee..."

-Talkative little f**ker isn't he?-

"Hey...do you know HOW MUCH THIS VEHICLES COST VON CLUTCH??!!""OH I JUST LOVE WINNING PRIZES!!!""I'm driving, dummkoph!!!!""You're breaking my concentration!!!""What should I use this for, I ask?" "I will never let you GO AGAIN!!!" *Gamer: "NOES!!!!" Just kidding. *"Ooooo...I hope they got a picture of that move.""Another present for Von Clutch..I'm such a good boy.""This is why I'm called...a bad driver.""DUMMKOPH!!!""You..dummkoph at the controls..pay attention!"

And (*yet*) he says more and whenever I remember more dialogue lines (or understand more German), from this crazy bastard, then I'll post more stuff. My head hurts now.

"See at what you made me do..RIGHT ON..""My backside says HELLO!!""Now that was painful...YAA-HAA-HAA..""Come to me my preciousss""That was pathetic dummkoph.""Nice try dummkoph!!!""The shame's all yours. Enjoy it.""You smashed mein bratwurst!!!""BEER AND WEINERS FOR EVEYONE!!!""PEOPLE! PEOPLE! PEOPLE!" *He'll say that when you're shooting at random stuff and bullseye targets*"My sister shoots better than you; and I don't have a sister!!" *Seriously, wtf?*"SOMEBODY...put my partner out of his misery..""This is a long way to walk home!""Von Clutch's bratwurst bigger that yours, boy.." *Yeah, he says that one too.*"That'll keep him on his toes, ya?""Yeah..look at you now dummkopf..""It's my party and I'll destroy you if I want too...""Fun, fun, fun on the Autobahn.." *This guy just can't sing on this one. Anyway..*"The view's breathtaking, no? In a way..(or anyways)""Oh waitress; another bag of peanuts please..""Smashing good ya...good.""The Autobahn's for racing not parking...Sheesh.""Smashing is part of my therapy. Honestly."

Does he say naughty stuff in the German version? Because he says some moderate naughty stuff in the US version.I think he might have said "Von Clutch's -dieses?- bratwurst ist bigger than you boy." Then again, he's hard to understand sometimes.

He's not that bad a character. It's more ruined by Radical's 'flanderization' of the established cast. All the established characters are now zany, ditzy parodies of themselves, at least Von Clutch started as one. CTTR's cast might be nice additions if they were given real depth.

True even if some of his quotes could be considered a little controversial ('Ah! This reminds me of the Hindenburg!', 'Everyone put on your gas-masks!' ). I'm expecting him to appear in a Nazi uniform started a war with Daffy Duck next time round.

A cyborg in Crash Tag Team Racing. He owns the race arena that the game takes place in (a delapidated theme park). He asks for Crash and friends to help him find the power gems which power his park's electronics (as well as himself) that have been stolen.