Posts Tagged ‘facts about reindeer’

Blakk Frogg now presents, for your reading pleasure, the text from an Christmas email written by, he assumes, a woman. In it she explains a few neat facts about reindeer. Enjoy!

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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeers grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had antlers so they had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

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