i keep a separate sprinkler system filled with various bleaches, acids and other cool chemicals for times like these. it's rough on the grass but it does a lot of skin damage to people or bears that might be there to ruin my night.

simple solution, my getbig heroes. move to a better neighborhood, pay your taxes. the latter so that either the dude gets an education and wears clothes or else there are enough cops to take him out so that he doesn't wind up eating the face of 240/mass243/booty/brixtonbulldog. only person coming by my front door is some lost 140 lb yuppy w IC Berlin glasses.

simple solution, my getbig heroes. move to a better neighborhood, pay your taxes. the latter so that either the dude gets an education and wears clothes or else there are enough cops to take him out so that he doesn't wind up eating the face of 240/mass243/booty/brixtonbulldog. only person coming by my front door is some lost 140 lb yuppy w IC Berlin glasses.

didn't happen in a neighborhood anywhere near mine.. the girl who posted lives in a shit hole i used to work in occasionally. i don't understand why she (and her husband and 1yr old daughter) don't get out of that nightmare. i know she grew up there but damn, let go already.

my neighborhood is full of cops and 'well trained' civilians. even so shit can happen anywhere, especially when hardcore drugs are involved.

i keep a separate sprinkler system filled with various bleaches, acids and other cool chemicals for times like these. it's rough on the grass but it does a lot of skin damage to people or bears that might be there to ruin my night.