It’s a sombre trailer, opening with a gang of Snake’s Diamond Dogs comrades lying dead following an attack, then standing among their coffins. You then see him about to pour the ashes of his dead soldiers into the sea from Outer Heaven, but instead he rubs it on his face.

We see Ocelot training some of his men, Quiet taking out lots of goons with balletic ease, the young blonde-haired child soldier trying to stab Snake, Skullface roaming Outer Heaven as he admires a Metal Gear walker, and Snake screaming into the sky in anger, covered in blood and surrounded by mass graves.

It’s supposed to be a comedy right?

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