With an eye for the hideous, Hellen Killer’s popular blog Regretsy highlights some of the most pathetic and horrendously overpriced items to grace Etsy’s virtual storefront. But some of the products aren’t so terrible, they’re just misguided! In this step-by-step guide, I’m going to teach you how to make much cheaper (and dare I say much less crappy) versions of three Regretsy items.

With that music, anything can be dramatic! And to prove our point, here’s a little video we made. It’s a montage of popular funny YouTube videos, set to the music of the Social Network trailer. Star Wars Kid and Sneezing Panda have never been so … well, creepy.