Bet you can guess which state this naked man was in when he got himself stuck on a drawbridge.

If you said 'Wyoming,' you're really bad at guessing.

Here's what you need to know: A guy stripped himself naked and proceeded to climb a rusty, raised drawbridge. Once at the top, he started shouting unintelligible things at the gawking bystanders 100 feet feet below while "waving himself around." It eventually became clear that he couldn't figure out how to get back down by himself, so the local fire department had to spend two hours and untold resources bringing him safely back to the ground, so that he can continue on with his life of doing crazy, reckless nonsense.

Do I need to tell you that this happened in Florida? I'm guessing not. At this point, we're all pretty much programmed to assume "Florida" any time we see the word "naked" in a headline, aren't we?

It's probably a good thing that Floridians mostly keep themselves contained to Florida. If they didn't, every state would be Florida, and then we'd all be Floridians, and you'd probably be reading this while naked on a drawbridge.