I know exactly how ridiculous everything I’m about to share is going to sound. Trust me! There are times when I pause and have to ask myself if all this really did happen. It did. And it was crazy. Had it not happened to me, I’m not sure I would believe it.

Everything about Dun-Dun-Duuuuhn was suspect from the very beginning. This wasn’t the first time he’d message me to connect. Nope! The first time he reached out was on Facebook….three years prior.

The situation was almost exactly the same. I was sitting at my kitchen table (just like this time) wondering what I should do with my life (just like this time). I had just left my job, ended a relationship and was wondering what’s next.

And just like that, poof! A message popped up in Facebook. Because we only had one mutual friend…and because he was from LA and incredibly good looking…I assumed the message was some sort of scam and deleted it. Atta girl!

The second time he reached out, he was more savvy. He used LinkedIn. Now, I know that scammers can exist anywhere but this time seemed more legit. I had just launched a coaching business so there was context. It couldn’t possibly be because I had summoned him…with nearly the exact same request I had sent out the first time!!!

And so we meet again…

You know how when you want to see a situation as amazing, it is? And then when you finally start to see it for what it really is, you see it in an entirely different way?? Yeah, well, welcome to my experience with Dun-Dun-Duuuuhn.

We did a couple of coaching calls together before he started to lay it on thick. He was good! Not only was he an amazing con man that may or may not actually believe he’s working with ascended masters, but he was one of the best psychics I had ever talked to. He knew stuff about me that you can’t find in a Google search or on Facebook.

He said they called him the Human Architect and he could see a person’s “blueprint”. A human blueprint is a lot like an architectural blueprint and by seeing mine he could tell me exactly what I was here to do. Errrrt! Whaaaaaat….???

Finally! Someone was going to tell me exactly what I was supposed to be doing….tell me my purpose. A sense of relief washed over me. It lasted about a week before I realized I had probably signed a contract with the devil.