Massive Fuckjob

You read it here first. Well, you will, soon enough. And good thing, too, because I can’t imagine MASSIVE FUCKJOB is going to be a widely-released literary phenomenon.

First things first, my name is actually Cory McCallum, but I have more aliases than Carter’s got pills, so I have decided the NaNoWriMo moniker should be an old classic, Tasty Yumyum, fictional guitar player extraordinaire from Dank Resin, the best band ever to never play a note.

I read a lot, but I write very little aside from lyrics. I went to Carleton for journalism and really did a number on the department (and my bank account) before not-so-gracefully tucking my tail between my legs and heading home to Orangeville.

I have no idea what MASSIVE FUCKJOB is going to be about, nor do I much care. I also have fairly solid intentions of not finishing the book, seeing as my wife and I are three weeks away from welcoming the second Yumyum papoose to this mortal coil. Maintaining a somewhat healthy relationship with my wife and holding on to some semblance of sanity are much higher on my priority list than you dimwits reading my rambling drivel.