Is he allergic to anything? How are his CQB skills, with knives or barehanded? Does he have any phobias? Does he snore? And does he have a bowl cut?

OK, we need to have a MS paint contest on who can draw Nick the best. His roommate will be the judge.

Allergies: I think I heard him say bees.
CQB: I don't think he takes any classes for it, and I haven't seen him handling any knives, which would honestly kick ass, but also for him be a little bit homicidal.
Phobias: People and dogs.
Does he snore: No. Thank god.
Does he have a bowl cut: No, but it looks like he does his hair himself.
OK judging time:
fredofthewood's elegant first submission is the most accurate as far as I can tell, except he has more hair.
LucidNonzense picture, like his name, is very lucid, but also nonsense, I'm way gayer than that.
More submissions would be equally appreciated and hilarious.