Saturday mornings are NOT meant for gym session anticipation! You're supposed to be Asleep or Awake But Generally Lazy While Considering Making Yourself A Cup Of Coffee or Making Snide Comments At Stupid Breakfast Shows!

Or Getting Ready For A Driving Lesson as it was in my case.

I do hope you look NOTHING like a freaky guy in spandex tights, I really do! Nothing as offputting as a guy who needs to oil himself before posing for a snapshot ... eeewwww.