Lsherm:Even the "castle doctrine" isn't going to serve as a defense for chasing someone for a quarter-mile and killing them with an ax.

I've been robbed twice before, and yeah, I'd like to kill the people who did it. But it never crossed my mind to kill the first person I saw after the robbery.

Especially since running with an ax is a LOT of work, as is killing someone with one. Hitting anything with an ax takes a lot of effort, and there's no way you don't take deliberate thought with each swing, so that bad boy doesn't bounce off and hit you in the shin or anything.

/ I still get a weird feeling in my stomach whenever I think about the ax manslaughter scene in Where the Red Fern Grows

I'll agree with that part. I'm sure he was quite warm, what with all the running and murderous rage

Yeah, I mean beautiful day like today and I'm stuck inside y'know just choppin up this couple. I mean a nice young couple! He's a cable installer, and she's a dentist. There aren't a lot of women dentists. I don't know why that is. Gee I guess there's one fewer now, huh?

I don't know what kind of shape Valdez was in, but you can bet if some guy was chasing me with an ax, he would have never caught me. I can run a lot faster than you can scared than you can mad. And also Zinda had drank however much of the half-gallon of Captain Morgan. Obviously, it's a terrible thing that happened, but good god - I would have been breaking the sound barrier there.

Honey it's getting close to midnightAnd all the myths are still in townTrue love and lipstick on your linenBite the pillow, make no soundIf there's some living to be doneBefore your life becomes your tombYou'd better know I'm the oneUnchain your back door, invite me around

Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughterLet her go, let her go, let her goBring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughterLet her go, let her go, let her goLet her go, yeah!