The reason why I titled this post that, is because apparently Kim Kardashian is all upset because she’s gaining weight, so I figured, that since she has a Google alert set for her name, she’d see this and realize, News Flash: Your PREGNANT trick, so of course you are going to gain weight. That means the baby is healthy. SMDH

Now that’s what we call love. Kim Kardashian has always been curvalicious but a source tells us the 32-year-old reality star — who is approximately five months pregnant with beau Kanye West’s baby — is not pleased about her expanding figure.

“At first, she didn’t mind because she was excited to be pregnant,” says a source close to Kardashian, who has reportedly gone up four cup sizes. “But now she’s flipping out because she didn’t think it would be this extreme.”

But West doesn’t seem to feel the same way. “He encourages her to eat whatever she wants. He tells her not to worry, and it makes her feel better,” says the source.

Does anyone else think Kanye West is actually a really sweet guy? I don’t know, but something about him just makes me think he’s one of those guys that turns into mush around his pregnant baby mama. Like he would go to a corner store at 5 in the morning to get her ice cream because she’s craving it.