almost a charivari

Signs & portents: February 2014 – Capricorn

Try as they might the fates can think of no way to describe your February as anything other than calm, relaxed & successful, which as you can imagine, really pisses them off.

WOMEN

Your decision to leave your husband behind you on your long voyage through life is understandable say the fates, but they suggest that before entering harbour in February, you might be wise to cut the tow-rope to his shark-ravaged remains.

WIT & WISDOM

There is little enough to say about cress, which is just as it should be.