er, um, WHAT white feathers?
~frantically brushing feathers off of shirt~
~feathers falling to the ground~
are you implying that i did the 600-lb. hen in?
~hiding meat cleaver and lasso~
ummm, we just got a shipment... gee! well, my golly! it just so happens to be 600 pounds of chicken! (yeah! that's it! we got that chicken in a shipment! they won't know where it REALLY came from!)
um, gang, i kinda can't find the hen. (that might be because she's chicken salad now. )
i plead the 5th.

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Whaaa....What the heck is this in the sink??? It looks like a mountain of GIANT GIBLETS!!! Why, this chicken heart's as big as my head (and that's mighty big, folks... )! Luvs, what've you been doing? And where's that 600 pound chicken?? ...buck...buck...bu-u-u-u-ck...

Whaaa....What the heck is this in the sink??? It looks like a mountain of GIANT GIBLETS!!! Why, this chicken heart's as big as my head (and that's mighty big, folks... )! Luvs, what've you been doing? And where's that 600 pound chicken?? ...buck...buck...bu-u-u-u-ck...

ummmmmm, uh-oh! how did all those giblets end up in that sink? gee, that's funny....
jkath, did YOU do that? for SHAME!
and, thier, you ask what i've been doing? well, um, i've been out in the farm with a meat cleaver. WAIT!!!!! you didn't just read that! it's all in your head! what i REALLY said was, er, um.......
let's see......
um.... i was cleaning the cafe!
yeah, THAT'S it. i was cleaning the cafe.
once again, i plead the 5th.
and i'm not really sure WHERE that big 'ol 600-pound chicken went ... want a chicken sandwich?

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