Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Decided to break out the old name for 1 last time. Missed out on the trick or treaters so far. They must have heard the rumors about my apartment. Whether or not they are true is between me, God and the overnight watchman at the county dump....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Trust me Siouxie, the PJ's look probably scared them worse than any costume you could have been wearing. *Ducks immediately behind blog bar and throws the extra-large jar of hot wax into the trash compactor and selects extra-squishy as the setting.*