nick, i kinda fancy a girl who likes battle metal. WHAT THE FUCK!? songs! about swords!!! axes!!? jeez.
she showed me a video on youtube, that i suspect we've watched at yours before and had an epic lol at

1) Strong aversion to sunlight
2) Communicating by grunting and growling inbetween drooling
3) Rapid hair growth
4) Clothes colour scheme goes from all the colours of the rainbow to just...black
5) You wake up from a night out in a drunken stupor with corpse paint on your face and read later that day that the local church has mysteriously burned down
666) Any musical style that does not incorporate blast-beats and frenzied screams is labelled as 'other' or 'pop'
7) Instead of waving hello at people you know you give them 'the horns' instead
8) The Indie-loving friends that you once conversed happily with you now can't help but imagine as fillings in a meat-grinder