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>One foggy night, a Steelers fan was heading north from Pittsburgh and a
>Browns fan was driving south from Cleveland. While crossing a narrow
>bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
>The Browns fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He
>looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise,
>the Steeler fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to
>have survived.
>The Browns fan walks over to the Steeler fan and says, "Hey, man, I think
>this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as
>friends instead of being rivals."
>The Steeler fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely
>right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else
>survived the wreck."
>The Steeler fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged
>bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to th e Brown, "I think this is another
>sign- we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Browns fan agrees
>and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Browns fan
>hands it back to the Steeler fan and says, "Your turn!"
>The Steeler fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest
>of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll
>just wait for the cops to show up."
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