How to Commit Suicide?

This piece of article is written by SlimJim and especially in light of his message at the UCLA Bible Study. If you want to kill your-self because of life’s challenges and sufferings, let SlimJim’s article help you to die to your-flesh and be alive in Christ.

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How to Commit the Most Successful Suicide?

Attention to all those who wants to commit suicide. If you’re not one of them, read this in case you ever need it. Then pass this along to friends and family member. Especially towards those who might be flirting with the thoughts of suicide. May this tip offer successful suggestions for those in their endeavor.

Problems right now in your life?

Even as the author writes this, the thoughts of the situation with his potential audience floods his mind. Who are you and what is the circumstance you are going through right now? Is there family problem? Daddy’s leaving…mom’s getting a divorce…older brother dies…sister’s pregnant…the list could go on. Other relationship problem? Your boy friend turns out to be cheating…girl friend wants to go out with another guy…stuck in an ugly relationship…breakups…you name it, many of you claimed it!!!

The writer here is no psychologist, hence there’s no answer from psychology here. Missing in this message is also any One-eight-hundred numbers for you to get a hold of any counselor to speak to. The solution of going to court to sue someone for damaging your mental state is foreign to the author. He’s no lawyer to give you any legal consulting.

How Eager are You?

Again may you be asked: how eager are you to commit suicide? Enough to pull out a gun and hold the trigger firmly? Driven to the point of such despair as to stand at the edge of a cliff and stare below soberly? Enough to commit suicide for real? Maybe the concept of suicide is not something you flirt with but is all too possible. Perhaps you are not held hostage by the idea of fear. Of fear of pain. Of fear of death. Of fear of the unknown. Or maybe you need some more bad news to spur you on towards suicide. You need to have more bad news of the awful state you are in. In such a case, this author would be much obliged to assist.

Lie to Yourself… Go ahead

Look inside yourself and examine yourself openly and honestly.

Of course, you don’t have to if you just want to deceive yourself.

How wretched are you? Your baggage of issues…how many of them have been the product of SIN? Or even inter-mingled with evil or wrong desires? Your issues…have they gave birth to illicit and malicious thoughts or actions? Perhaps revenge you have taken. Perhaps you have carried for quite some time a nearly unforgivable grudge against someone for something in the past.

You only choke yourself miserably and make your inner self all vile with the ugly reality of what you really are: A wretched sinner. Of course, some would accuse that this message as absurd and mean-spirited, that you are not wrong for this and that problems in your life…but what of those issues that you have wronged in?

Don’t think this message is to stop you from death. Its opening purpose has been very clear. DEATH.

If you want a reason to be miserable to commit suicide, here’s one:

As a sinner, you are going to hell for your wrongdoings.

Legally, (except in Oregon and the Netherlands) and to avoid the possibility of being sued, this author can’t go over how to use theoretical Euthanasia technique with a rifle. Nor should this author warn that in slitting one’s veins in the arm, slicing perpendicular to one’s finger rarely works.

If you are so eager, so desperate and out to do anything in your state of suicidal thoughts meditate on this verse:

“Now if we died with Christ, we believe that we will also live with him.” (Romans 6:8)

What does it mean to die with Christ? “To die to your sinner self” (cf. Romans 6:6).

This death is with Jesus Christ. You die to him, just as He died for your sins. Here lies the method of the most successful suicide: You die to your old self and unlike sitting in a garage with a running car, there is something good to your death: You will live again and forever (cf. John 3:16)!!! To die to your old sinner self is to repent from your sins, not pulling the trigger. It is to acknowledge your sins and that God should have punished you in Hell but now spared you when you “died? to your sins by accepting Jesus Christ.

The ironic truth of the matter is, just as Jesus Christ died physically and raised physically from the dead, it is not impossible that you can die spiritually to your sins and be raised again to really live a spiritual life with God and Christ. Only then would you really begin to live. To commit the most successful suicide (to repent from your sins) go to the “How to accept Jesus Christ? page.

xxxx this bullsxxx about christ and god. I just want to kill myself, wish I had a gun, but thanks for Wal-Mart I’ll get one, and finish this xxxxxxx life that is a so called a gift from “god” and spit in his face once I’ll meet him, god is the xxxxxxx devil for putting me through this life.

The day is coming when “the kings of the earth and the great ones and the generals and the rich and the powerful, and everyone, slave and free, hid[e] themselves in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains, calling to the mountains and rocks, “Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who is seated on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb, for the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?”

Do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather fear him who can destroy both soul and body in hell.

Spit in his face? You speak foolishness. May God have mercy on your soul.

there is no reason for me being here
my life is meaningless to me.
the only reason i have not killed myself already is i do not want to hurt the people around me.
all i ever wish for is the courage to do it
get it over with
end this torture i now live in.
stop this sadness. stop the pain.
i do not ant to live.
i want to be at peace.
if god understood how i felt. he would kill me himself
well i guess if there is even a god.
the way i wish to dye is with meaning.
so that something in me means something

Jasmine,……are you some sort of loser? Time will not deepen the wound! what are you? some kind of hedonese? eveything needs to go your way or you will cry or kill yourself? perhaps if there are less of your kind, the world would be a better place….way better place.

What is wrong with you all here? Things don’t go your way and you want to commit suicide? You guys much be those useless, good for nothing, pathetic loser! Suck it up! Life is tough. Maybe evolution is true, you weak pathetic ones need to make way for the stronger kind.

Oh, if you do need to kill yourself make sure you don’t caused anyone to clean up your mess or have a funeral service for your pathetic life. Tie a rock on your leg and drop down into the deep sea.

For those thinking about suicide. Please think twice. I am a “suicide survivor”. My brother completed suicide August 3, 2004. I found him and live that nightmare over frequently. I know he was “lost”. But, we could have helped. Try everything you can before you decide to this FINAL outcome. Because it is a permanent solution to a temporary situation. PLEASE….you will be out of pain but will leave your loved ones in pain for the rest of their lives. PLEASE

For some folks there comes a point where nothing means anything anymore. There is a void where hope is supposed to be in the heart. You want to care about the family you have but somehow you just don’t. There is truly no meaning to life. Get up…. go to work…come home…drink yourself to sleep…get up…..

I have lost my motivation to exist. While I may appear pathetic, I and only I know how I feel with this heart and how I think behind these eyes. Judge me if you will. Let your God judge me if you feel like there is one. I just don’t care. I just don’t feel.

There was a time earlier in my life when I thought I wanted to end it but I was scared to die. I was concerned of what my loved ones would think and what I would put them through with the deed. I was scared. I have since grown calloused to that fear. Another emotion that I don’t feel much anymore.

I always thought I would pull out of it. I pretended to have a purpose in life. I looked for things to make it seem important. I went to work in the morning with intentions of excelling, achieving, and progressing. I found “success” there. I moved up the ladder very fast. However, I found no satisfaction from it. It gave me nothing.

If I cared even a little bit I guess I would find help. Instead I think I will drink myself asleep again. I guess there is just enough fear in this empty heart to get up and do it again tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow…….

Please consider the people who would be traumatized by your suicide. They would feel the lost, pain and hurt. It is easy for you but not those that care. It is irresponsible and inconsiderate for others. Please reconsider such action. What about your father, mother, children, sisters, brothers, uncles, aunties and friends?

A very good reason I want to committ suicide is because most of the world, just like you, still believe in fairy tales which degrade humanity as a whole. I shouldn’t even have to be writing this. Please study science. Once you ACTUALLY do, there is no room for religion, only philosophy.