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We dont' really want to encourage just any old T-shirt opportunist, but -- totally without endorsement -- we have to share this limited offer. And on an unrelated, but equally exploitive note, our inside informants report that coming soon to a bar in Allston -- it's Obama Beer. Not the Kenyan brand; that's old news; but a domestic brew straight out of Brooklyn. No hype for this alleged (and likely unlicensed) product has been posted that we can find, so our informants are either way ahead of the zeitgeist or they're lying . . . or confused. Tell us what you know. (Just about this, please.)