Lycanthropy Lunar Phase Tracker

I recently received a very grave -no pun intended- warning from Survivor Miles who I believe may be located in or near Texas. Survivor Miles recently survived a vicious zombie attack, armed with only his wits and hedge clippers. His parents unfortunately were not so lucky.

Oh the mall, the mall, THE MALL. The sales, the bells, the Christmas trees, the shambling horde of festive zombies. This year may be the most dangerous shopping season ever, with new reports of canny zombies disguising themselves as your friendly neighborhood mall Santa. That’s right, zombie Santas appearing at malls around the world.