Con: When she finds out about the girl from Harlem, the guy who deejays the pop-up disco parties at her laundromat will kick your ass.

* Queens

Pro: She lives close to JFK, which is convenient when you’re in the mood for a pre-flight quickie.

Con: When she finds out about the girl from The Bronx, her neighborhood serial killer will kick your ass — and she’ll use it for material in her stand-up act.

* The Bronx

Pro: You can see Derek Jeter get to third base at Yankee Stadium, then get to third base at her place.

Con: When she finds out about the Staten Island girl, she’ll take you on a “romantic” tour of Hart Island, and she’ll kick your ass.

* Harlem

Pro: She knows how to get a table at Red Rooster, a seat at Apollo’s Amateur Night and when’s the best jazz night at the Lenox Lounge.

Con: When she finds out about the girl from Queens, Bill Clinton will kick your ass.

* Manhattan

Pro: She doesn’t need you to pay for dinner.

Con: She absolutely expects you to pay for dinner. And jewelry. And when she finds out about the girl from Brooklyn, she’ll have the mayor issue you a citation for eating salt in public — after he kicks your ass.