1) I was totally being a GameboyReviewer. 2) I was just sitting around minding my own business playing Tetris and I was reviewing it like the GameboyReviewer. 3) I torn this game a new asshole like the GameboyReviewer. 4) Your talking like the GameboyReviewer. 5) Why are you so negative like the GameboyReviewer.

I was sitting in the park playing Tetris and was screaming at it like the GameboyReviewer.