We've discovered "what your va-jay-jay is dying to tell you": Don't pose for the cover of Cosmo unless you want to have your arms lopped off and reattached at an awkward angle. The mag did thoughtfully draw Dianna Agron a new, curvier silhouette — even though there's nothing wrong with her actual torso.

In case you've forgotten what the Dianna looks like in the two months Glee has been off the air, here's a photo from earlier this month. Thankfully in real life her right arm doesn't appear to be in danger of falling off.