Syntax highlighting would have made this better. But you get the jist.

At this stage, I’d normally comment about my brief history in Java. I’d mention that I did work as a Java developer in an enterprise setting briefly, and save from a severe bout of CamelCaseItis, it wasn’t altogether bad. Maybe something here about Scala and jRuby. I’d then identify my SQL as being tolerable, but enough to be dangerous. Finally, I’d mention this project being kinda cool, and its chaining of methods reminding me a bit of Ruby, followed with a pun about ActiveRecord.