Bass Lake University president Elliott Chamberton said this year’s crop of future leaders is among the most prompt in the institution’s history.

“Of the 45 graduates, nearly 24 of them took less than six years to earn the required credits,” Chamberton said. “That’s a record, at least as far as we know. Granted, our records we stored under the bleachers of the old stadium and got destroyed when it was bulldozed last summer. But hey, let’s go with it.”

Senior class president and valedictorian Toby Announced said his classmates are proud of their achievements.