Space Oddity

Your Personal Napping Pod

Twenty-nine snoozes, 11 espressos and one hot shower later... and you’re still
tired.

Being a night owl/waiting up for Ohio to be called can do that to a person.

Either way, times like these call for a little siesta. Forty winks, if you will.

And, well, here’s the single most ridiculous way to accomplish that.

Say hello/night-night to CalmSpace, a European-engineered semi-soundproof capsule that was designed
for the sole purpose of helping you power nap, now accepting early-interest
inquiries.

Holy crap is this thing French. Picture a dark gray spaceship-like pod with a sound-blocking curtain,
soothing red and blue blinking lights, and lots of acoustic foam (you know, in case you want to record a
Christmas album in there or something).

If you’re thinking this all sounds a bit unnecessary for a nap, well, okay, fine, be like that. But
imagine how nice it would be to have this thing stashed in the corner of your office during a particularly
rough Monday. Just push aside the curtain, crawl inside and get all comfy, and 10 to 20 minutes later, the
system’s smooth-music-playing alarm will gently awake you.

Oh, and don’t worry, we’re sure while you’re sleeping none of your coworkers will be talking about the
lunatic in the sleep chamber.