Bachelor 2013 Promo Analysis: Tierra LiCausi Gets a Neck Brace

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Have you checked out the latest promo for The Bachelor Season 17? We're just, like, rolling around in a sea of rose petals with happiness. Not only does Sean Lowe whimsically frolick down a beach in the nude, he spends copious amounts of time making out with ladies and staring off into the distance for no apparent reason. Want more? We've analyzed each second content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come! 0:18 – Sean Plummets to His Doom... AgainSeriously, all his dates involve attempted murder.0:19 – Sean Makes Out With Some Random (They All Look Alike From Behind)Notice that they're both clutching their wine glasses in sheer panic.0:24 – Sean Strips Off His Tank Top GleefullyWe'd really love to see him mix things up with a spagetti strap.0:25 – Sean Wanders Around With a Giant Stuffed GiraffeLord know what will happen to that giraffe in the Fantasy Suites.

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0:33 – Sean and Lesley Set Record For Longest On-Screen KissAnnnnd it's totally weird. Mostly because of all the middle-aged women watching them.

0:45 – Tierra Lies In the Fetal Position While Sean Awkwardly Strokes Her ButtPlease make this moment stop.