CNN is probably hoping Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 never gets found. Since the plane crashed, got LOST, was sucked into a black hole, etc., their ratings have doubled, meaning they’ve gone from 12 viewers killing time at the airport to 24. One reason behind CNN’s recent success is the fact that no theory, no explanation of what happened to MH370 is too stupid to NOT cover. Or in the words of Jon Stewart on last night’s Daily Show, “Oh sh*t, we’ve got 23 hours and 59 minutes left to fill. F*ck it, let’s go nuts!”

I really wish Stewart would bash MSNBC more. Not for “fairness” but because the lines against FOX and CNN are pretty well traveled at the point. “Sherman and Mr. Peabody” made me laugh harder than anything else.

Side note: Chris Hayes had the most rational clip in this 13 minute segment, but he still somehow had the most punchable face. I think it’s bad luck for him to have a face/voice combo that cues people’s caveman instincts.