'Iron Man 2' Best Quotes and Quips

Billionaire Tony Stark returns in 'Iron Man 2' to face a dangerous new enemy (and his own personal demons), while the consequences of his new superhero persona spin his life out of control. The movie follows the tried-and-true Hollywood blockbuster formula to the letter, complete with elaborate fight sequences, eye-popping bombshells and breathtaking pyrotechnics. And like any good movie in a promising franchise, the sequel delivers lines teenage boys are sure to be quoting all summer long (no matter how much we'd like them to stop).

Billionaire Tony Stark returns in 'Iron Man 2' to face a dangerous new enemy (and his own personal demons), while the consequences of his new superhero persona spin his life out of control. The movie follows the tried-and-true Hollywood blockbuster formula to the letter, complete with elaborate fight sequences, eye-popping bombshells and breathtaking pyrotechnics. And like any good movie in a promising franchise, the sequel delivers lines teenage boys are sure to be quoting all summer long (no matter how much we'd like them to stop).

Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) [to Senate Armed Services Committee]: "To turn over the Iron Mansuit would be to turn over myself, which is tantamount to indentured servitude. Or prostitution, depending on what state you're in..."

Ivan Vanko/ Whiplash (Mickey Rourke): "If you can make God bleed, then people will cease to believe in him ... All I have to do is sit here and watch, as the world will consume you."Tony Stark: "Where will you watch the world consume me from? That's right -- a prison cell! I'll send you a bar of soap."

Tony Stark [to Senate Armed Services Committee]: "You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you big a favor. I have successfully privatized world peace!"

'JARVIS' the Computer (Paul Bettany) [to Stark, after pulling up YouTube footage of Tony at Senate hearing]: "May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, Sir."

Tony Stark[to assembled guests at his birthday party]: "You know, the question I get asked most often is, 'Tony, how do you go to the bathroom in your suit?' [Pauses, making relieved face] Just like that."

Justin Hammer[describing high-tech missile]: "If it were any smarter, it'd write a book. A book that would make 'Ulysses' look like it was written in crayon ... It's completely elegant, it's bafflingly beautiful, and it's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it 'The Ex-Wife.'"