Fri. 10/28/11 6:23pm
Mike in Morristown:
I love to hate listening to you. I'd rather hear nails on chalkboard, but yet I won't turn off the station. I also love to hate giraffes, because they are aliens.

Fri. 10/28/11 6:30pm
Asanarama:
I think there is some american cheese that's real. The fake stuff, the word "cheese" can't be used as a noun: "american pasteurized cheese food product". Once in a while you can see legit american cheese though.

Fri. 10/28/11 6:30pm
pgw in mntclr:
Portman Toe?

Fri. 10/28/11 6:30pm
Carmichael:
GOMER!!

Fri. 10/28/11 6:30pm
Tommelise:
Franken American Cheese brands

Fri. 10/28/11 6:31pm
Jillers:
Here comes Claude Rains again, falling on my head like a memory, falling on my head like a new emotion...

Fri. 10/28/11 6:31pm
Jersey Guy:
Budweiser is the best beer product.

Fri. 10/28/11 6:31pm
MISTER JOHNNY:
THE WORST FAKE THING IN THE UNIVERSE IS A FAKE FUCKING ACCENT...LIKE MADONNA'S FAKE FUCKING ENGLISH ACCENT. SHE SHOULD HAVE HER TONGUE RIPPED OUT AND THEN FORCED TO EAT IT!!!

Fri. 10/28/11 6:36pm
New Show Title:
Whgat's the over-under on when Frangry says, "THIS TOPIC WAS YOUR STOOPID IDEA, ANDY"

Fri. 10/28/11 6:36pm
Sean:
One fake thing I love is Andy's sincerity when a bad caller gets through and says something vaguely resembling a political statement Andy probably agrees with, but thinks he can describe in much clearer language

Fri. 10/28/11 6:36pm
blissy:
Fake disdain, Frangry. you're really good at it. so is the chick at the coffee shop...

Fri. 10/28/11 6:53pm
Jillers:
Mr Brocklehearse will be driven like any other day. People have asked me to let them use itin their town haunted houses... yet neglect to realize it's my only set of wheels. I'm not taking the bus just so the hearse cab be parked in front of a building all night.

Fri. 10/28/11 6:53pm
Lazy person:
Maybe I CHOSE to be in a wheelchair!

Fri. 10/28/11 6:54pm
Pete from Boston [and NJ]:
How about the store brands that look almost exactly like the name brand. Do they hope we're gonna accidentally buy CVS toothpaste because it looks just like Crest?