My cousin's kid's in a grumpy mood because she's going to be a senior in high school this fall and there are no good rhymes for "Class of '14." I guess we had it easy: "School is hell, love is heaven, we're the class of '97!"

About all I can think of to suggest is some tie-in between "fourteen" and "sardine" and she isn't going for that.

I started just watching Night of the Creeps and there's this scene where a few aliens are chasing one of their own and shooting at him, and like always missing. It got me thinking how come in EVERY movie, when someone is being chased and shot at, he never gets shot, like the chasers are shooting at stuff around their target. How come all antagonists in movies are bad at shooting :P

The other day my oldest son found a copy of his birth certificate. Later that day he made a comment to hi grandma "I recently learned that I'm not adopted." Now my wife is forcing him to sit on the couch and go through his baby book.