Friday, July 30, 2010

The weather in Bunny, Nottinghamshire, England is a cloudy 70 degrees today. Do you guys have sunny days in England? I didn't think so. I'm hoping the city is named Bunny because there are hundreds of bunnies hopping around throughout the city. Meanwhile, especially during a Friday commute, traffic on the 405 is bumper to bumper. It might even be quicker if you had a bunny to ride on the way to work today. Yes I know it would have to be a big bunny. I'm talking one like this.

And yes I do have a bunny just like this. But she's only 8 months old and will continue to grow until she's 14 months old. After that, I should be able to ride her down the 405.

In the news, police say they investigated a car after the car's owner complained that it wasn't working properly. They found a CHEESEBURGER and a PICKLE in the gas tank. Uh, lady... Cheeseburgers and pickles give your BODY energy to move, not your car.

The woman claims she has no idea how the food items ended up in her gas tank. I'm thinking the culpret is the Hamburglar.

"Inception" star Tom Hardy said "of course" he's had sex with men. While he has had a child with a woman and is engaged to another. When asked if he'd ever engaged in sexual activities with men, his response was "As a boy" Of course I have. I'm an actor for f***'s sake." He also says now that he's in his 30's sex with men "doesn't do it" for him.

What makes him hotter than ever? First off, the purple shirt he's wearing. Cause... real men wear purple. You know how I know? This website told me. And secondly, take a look at the box he's holding. In-N-Out people!!! I wonder if he got a double double animal style. That's really the only way to go.

In other news, an ad ran earlier this week in the Boston Metro for the Boston Sports Club.

I don't know what the big deal is. Where else are you going to put them on the drive back home? I personally do it all the time. Except the animal thing, cause that's just weird. O_o

And that's all the time I have for today. Have a fantastic weekend. If you live near an In-N-Out, go get some food there. I'll meet you there. See you back here on Monday, but until then this should hold you over....

When you Swallow gum it doesn't take 7 years to digest.

Thats just a myth. When we say that gum is "indigestible" we don't mean that it stays in your body. It just doesn't break down much when you chew it in your mouth or when it passes through your digestive system.

Nothing bad will happen to you if you swallow gum. It comes back out of your system just like anything else. Except that it will look pretty much the same going out as it did coming in.