I'm just as comfortable in a little black dress as I am in
.....wait, damn. I’ve been reading too many profiles. Let's start
again....

Hi, I'm Steve -- and I'm a one-stop shop for character, care,
constancy, culture, cuisine – and a touch of comedy - and you would
make my day if you were something of the same (with key bodily
differences).

I hope you’ve had bad judgment in the past. Why? Because I know
this to be true: good judgment comes from experience -- and
experience comes from bad judgment. That’s how we grow. So I’m only
looking for you if you have had crappy judgment in the past (I'm
talking relationships not jailhouse tattoos and rap sheets)! And
if, as a happy result of unhappy experiences, you have gained
wisdom and humor from it all. God knows, I have.

Here's what's going to turn me on about you: you are deep. You are
creative. You appreciate chivalry. You not only appreciate the
arts, you inhale them, you are inspired by them and, like me, you
hunger for new sensations and new experiences. You demonstrate
infinite intelligence because you think I'm a riot and we only stop
laughing when we start kissing. (And there may be a little overlap
there). You prefer drama on the big screen rather than in the
living room, and so, like me, you love to communicate directly and
compassionately, so the emotional build-up of negative drama never
gets a foothold. What a relief, no? It’s such a better way to
live.

Here’s my alternative and tell me if you’re on board… instead of
“drama,” we focus on creatively creating passion. More on that
after the third date – if you’re good… (or bad).

I am a cub journalist and gossip columnist at heart. I am lucky
enough to play that role with corporate pay and bennies. Weekends
are spent indulging my senses and my brain. And maybe my body when
I make it to an exercise class. Perhaps you will impress me enough
to inspire me to take up ballroom dancing.