Makeup tips. How to walk in heels. The proper way to prepare an artichoke. Just not my skill set.

Another of these is lingerie. The ex was all about it--hell, it was pretty much mandatory--and one of the first things I did when we split up was burn EVERYTHING. (Pro tip: Walmart lingerie is fucking flammable. Stay away from candles!)

An old college buddy hit me up for advice today. She's in a new-ish relationship (+/- 6 months) after being single for about a decade and wants something to "knock his socks off."

I hemmed and hawed, offered the usual suggestions, and got the dreaded, "Well, what do you wear? I mean, what is something that just drives him wild?"

*sigh* If her man doesn't find a Kiss 'Destroyer' tank top and black lace boy shorts sexy, I don't know what to do...