Some asshole got laughed out awhile back when he claimed to be a reincarnated dragon from another planet, then there was the "Loosey Goosey" guy who thought he had a demon named Lucifer (not THE Lucifer, just A Lucifer) in his head, also banned, but it's only a matter of time until the weeaboos in LP trickle out and defend their tumblr blogs.

I'd bet money that plenty of goons already have imaginary friends but fear getting banned until enough hordes of freaks move onto the next socially stunted fad that makes headmates seem normal in comparison and we all forget about it.

One of my favourite goons is TinTower. Its a British tranny that got famous on SA for searching for the word 'tranny' and jumping into threads to shriek at everyone. Its also a dude that lopped his own dong off so he could become a lesbian.

I'd bet money that plenty of goons already have imaginary friends but fear getting banned until enough hordes of freaks move onto the next socially stunted fad that makes headmates seem normal in comparison and we all forget about it.

Shit, imaginary friends are the only friends a lot of these socially stunted shut-ins have. Most Goons wouldn't even be able to cut it in a My Little Pony or Anime Club if it meant they had to stay off the internet for more than a piss break's length of time and had to actually interact with another living, breathing human outside of ordering their next take out meal.

Also, head-mates, soulbonding, otherkin and furrie shit is actually saner-seeming to me than pumping yourself full of third world chemicals and adopting the appearance and behavior of the ugliest and creepiest members of whatever your opposite gender is, all with the endgame of one day being able to mutilate your genitals into something that would give HR Giger night terrors.

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This was posted on the page before, but I was only able to catch up on this thread now. I'd like to point out that not all lesbian relationships have two vaginas, and it really sucks as a queer trans woman to hear this sort of generalization all the time.

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Just realized Billy Oceans "get out of my dreams (and into my car)" is pretty blatantly about street harassment