If there were even a single iota of a chance that these narcissistic FB “retarts” knew what stream of consciousness writing is, and were taking part in a literary styling experiment, I would not be weeping with fear for the world right now.

mattymc, I fucking hate your smelly gray guts. Quit with the comment spamming and inane excuses for posts just to add the address of your shit site.

@georgep I feel like if I could see his profile picture I could tell whether he was more of a “Pretty Fly” or “Stan” kinda guy… Almost makes me wish that the FB stuff posted here linked back to the profile. All the info in there though and you could probably find ‘Will’ with a good Google search. But who cares enough to?

Miss She, you know I love you, and I think you’re the best, but tell me – one bitch to another – why you hate mattymc posting that lameass website so much? I know others hate it, too, but I don’t understand it. I barely even notice he exists. He and his site are just so meh to me. I’m curious, that’s all…

he forgot to mention that he loves spreading chlamydia and having raper babies..
blonde bimbo… I’d skip that if I were you.. He’d make you his baby momma and then you’d never see him again. I’d go for the man girl in the previous post with the huge hammer. She looks like she’d hang around:)

If the link were attached to anything that wasn’t a limp little excuse for a sincere contribution I don’t think he’d rub me so wrong.

I think I want mattymc to die a thousand horrible deaths because his constant soulless shilling of that shit site reminds me of robo sellers that just keep calling and calling and calling and calling and trying to sell you shit you just don’t fucking want. It’s not a conversation, it’s just a one sided sell, and that (like insincerity) is always insulting.

It would be fine to drop a link once in a while, but it’s SO clear that this fuck just posts in various forums purely to build juice, and that he barely even looks at what he’s commenting on.

Link that shit in your name. If people want to check you out they will.