This is a short, slow-motion video of Instagrammer sennytumbles jumping into a block of different colored powders on a trampoline. I'm pretty sure it briefly warps the space-time continuum. "Or maybe the powder just doesn't fall fast enough to catch up with the downward force on the trampoline." Yeah, I like my explanation better. "But it isn't right." When has that ever stopped anyone? Besides -- what did I teach you last week? "It's best to agree with the guy holding the ninja sword." And? "And you always carry two of them." Leonardo learned that from watching me.