FOR REAL: Miley Cyrus defends her upper body, per Us Weekly, “The 19-year-old singer-actress showed off some extreme cleavage Sunday at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute in Los Angeles. Wearing a plunging Robert Cavalli yellow dress, her buxom look led many to believe she'd had a boob job, but Cyrus says that's not the case. "Thank you for the compliment, but these babies are all mine," the former Disney star tweeted. "I wish [people would] realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!. . ."I'm 19!" she added. "BOOBS GROW, PEOPLE!" http://bit.ly/tiFUgt

JUDGE PRAISES LOHAN: Wow. Great news for Lindsay, per People, “The actress was praised by a judge Wednesday in a routine progress review after Lohan completed 12 days of janitorial duty at the L.A. morgue on schedule as well as five therapy sessions. "You're doing well," Judge Stephanie Sautner told next month's Playboy cover model, who appeared to court on time wearing a beige sweater and matching slacks. "I'd like to see it continue." http://bit.ly/vh2mSP

SAG AWARDS: You go, Glenn, per the Los Angeles Times, “In TV, the nominees include 'Modern Family,' 'The Big Bang Theory,' Julianna Marguiles and Alec Baldwin. Glenn Close's name is called out twice, for her movie "Albert Nobbs" and the TV series "Damages." http://lat.ms/uiccYc MEANWHILE: ‘Helping’ the other genre, per the AP, “The Deep South drama "The Help" cleaned up with four nominations Wednesday for the Screen Actors Guild Awards, among them honors for Viola Davis, Jessica Chastain and Octavia Spencer. The adaptation of the best-selling novel also was nominated for best ensemble cast, along with the silent film "The Artist," the wedding comedy "Bridesmaids," the family drama "The Descendants" and the romantic fantasy "Midnight in Paris." http://apne.ws/uaQxLd

RUNNIN’ DOWN A DREAM: Yes! Per Rolling Stone, “Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers have booked a major tour of North America and Europe for 2012, including a headlining set during the first weekend of the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival in late April.” http://bit.ly/u32Dm3

PIPPA: Miss Middleton’s quite the sexy school girl, per Radaronline (with photos), “Her Royal Hotness stepped out for work in a barely-there plaid mini skirt on Wednesday and RadarOnline.com has the photos of her daring fashion look. Channeling a naughty school girl with her mini tartan kilt skirt, Pippa showed off her uber-skinny runner’s legs with black suede boots and black tights.” http://bit.ly/rzAMoE

MASK, SHMASK: But in retrospect, MJ’s daughter understands, per Access Hollywood, “The images of Paris, Prince and Blanket Jackson with their faces obscured by masks were commonplace when the late Michael Jackson traveled with his children. Though the mysterious habit may have seemed odd to many, Paris, now 13, says she finally understands why her dad required the kids to cover up.” http://bit.ly/tZV8gY

SURGERY SUCCESSFUL: Per E!, “Some terrific news to report about our Giuliana Rancic. The E! News and Fashion Police mainstay underwent successful double mastectomy and reconstructive surgery last night for her breast cancer, and, according to husband Bill Rancic, came through in great spirits.” http://eonli.ne/svuG4T