while you were having those relationship affirming moments, i was being told by my man that while i was asleep(because i get up at 7 am to make food for dumb people making dumb movies- so that i can support us both) he was out “being forced” to drink, snort coke, and make out with a drag queen.be happy with what you got babe, you are lucky

Don’t sell yourself short, baby. I’m sure he wouldn’t be with you if you weren’t giving him LOTS in return. You are just humble enough to not keep track of what you are giving and are just overwhelmed with what you’re receiving.

A) Get over yrself, my darling. Remember how annoying Dimmesdale is in The Scarlet Letter? “Here am I, the One Sinner of the World,” etc., etc., etc., self-abnegation-cakes? In the immortal words of Jeremy Piven in PCU, “Dude, don’t be that guy!”

B) Dizzying spirals of self-loathing are often a sign of neurochemical imbalance. There are people out there who are trained to help with that stuff.

C) Don’t be silly. I adore you, and we don’t even have great sex, ever. You are sweet, funny, brilliant, thoughtful, and caring. You are also as cute as a button, and if I were a man, I would think you were totally crushworthy.