Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Hey it could be worse, the mafia could be involved. Rumours suggest that TFS™ and PFK! were out drinkin' at 2am (EST), WTFuck some FHFers are still posting comments at that time. In the inimitable word of Gillis, meh.

Hey Bartender, what's the buzz? ~ 21h30 EST, that's like Happy Hour time in Granville. Game is on RDS. CBC/HNIC couldn't get the gametime changed to something more Easternly so they aren't showing it.

It's Habby Hour again
I think I might be Habby if I was out with them
And they're Habby, B.C.s a lovely place to be
Habby that the FHF ire is real and the barman is a she
With their low-five smile
Its the meaning of style
And a night out with Geoff the boss
Where you win or you lose
And its them who CHoose
And if you don't win then you've lost

Heritage Classic's not a good place to be
Don't believe in Calixa Lavallée
'Cause they speak a different language in Calgary
And our song out West never really happens to be
{It's Habby Hour again}
Don't deceive our Calixa Lavallée
'Cause our anthem out West never really stands for thee
{It's Habby Hour again}

oh woah woah Canada

It's another night out with the boss
Following fuckups overgrown with moss
And he tells us that beers grow on trees
And if you sell them right they will land you lots of monies

Unparodied bit;

Where they open all their wallets
And they close all their minds
And they love to buy you all a drink
And then we ask all the questions
And you take all your clothes off
And go back to the kitchen sink

oh woah woah Ovenmitts! Pants!

Heritage Classic's not a good place to be
Don't believe in Calixa Lavallée
'Cause they speak a different language in Calgary
And our song out West never really happens to be
{It's Habby Hour again}
Don't deceive our Calixa Lavallée
'Cause our anthem out West never really stands for thee
{It's Habby Hour again}

woah woah woah woah Oh Canada!

Vancouver, usually not a good place to be
Don't believe it
'Cause they'll play a different game you'll see
And it's really gonna happen 1 win in 3
{It's Habby Hour again}
Don't believe it oh no
'Cause TFS™ & PFK! are juiced since 3 (am) PST
{It's Habby Hour again}
Better believe it
I believe it
Do you believe it

Its Habby Hour again, and again, and again
Its Habby Hour again, and again, and again
Its Habby Hour again, and again, and again

I remeber when MEX got mad 7 or 8 days ago: during the 1st intermission he gave an interview in which he admitted that he HAD TO DO MORE. And by end of interview, he broke his stick as in proof that he'd go out there and kick some ass on ice. I believe it was during that Habs-Boston game almost two weeks ago.Well since then the MEX production shows 1 pt.

I find it funny that in TSN's power rankings today they list Boston as one of the 4 elite teams in the league. Tampa, Pittsburgh and Washington all have more points. Hell, Phoenix is tied and SJ is only 1 behind while they're both on serious tears right now. I guess they've jumped off the leaf train onto the Broon one. It's a strange relationship these two teams have.

There's absolutely no way in hell they can win tonight. That being said, my prediction is a 3-1 Habs win. No, I'm not drunk. Although that mojito on a beach doesn't sound so bad. You see, whenever the odds are against them, this team tightens up defensively, manages to score more than a goal (maybe even a PPG!) and shocks us with a win. (See the Caps and Pens series, DON'T see the Flyers series). Anyways, this has to be one of those times, right? I mean, Chokula even used profanity during practice yesterday!

I was in the College subway station today here in Toronto and they have a mural of the Habs opposite one of the leaf (this is where the Gardens is). I find that weird. If there was a mural of the leaf in a metro station it would be vandalized. I know this because I would keep a vigil to make sure it was defaced at all times.

I'm up for the game. I'm a goddman Habs fan. Oh, and I'm unemployed at the moment.

While I'm here I have a question about the schedule. My understanding is that a team plays their division 6x each (24 games)+4x Coference teams (40 games) plus the other Conference (15 games) plus an extra time for one of the other Conferences' divisions (5 games) = 84 games. But I just looked it over and while the Habs play Western Canada 2x, they only played Colorado and Minny once each. Anyone have any idea why this is and how they made up the games? Or on we on an 82 game sched and I forgot?

@101: Right? I remember reading when they revised the sched that each division team would play the same 'other' division team but I also noticed that was not the case this year. So the Bs have played the Wings 2 times but also the Kings. Huh?

Seriously, poke the system. Get a couple early and then fuck off for the rest of the game. It's like being the first of your friends to get laid and then claiming to be a ladies man the rest of your life.

btw, I haven't actually seen any of the goals. All three Habs ones I was here commenting (side effect of watching on your computer) and I was in the powder room for the Nuck one. Lesson is to comment here and not pee the rest of the night. So if I seem more talkative than normal (hard, I know (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!)) that's my excuse.

Well as it approaches 1 a.m. here on the east coast I'm off to bed firm in the knowledge that the zebras will do whatever it takes for a nucks win. The Pax and Chicken penalties were horrible calls. Anyway, perhaps they'll allow the Habbies to take a point home from the west coast as a souvenir.Good night.

Good night LD! I will say it's not so much the penalties that have been called, it's the ones that haven't. Where were the calls in the first 15 mins when the Habs were dominating? I'm very tired of being a paranoid asshole about these things, I never was before the playoffs last year. I don't want to be 'that guy'. But having all officials from the home city of the Heritage Classic? COME ON. Credibility---->GONE.

@Orangeman: They're like two women who were scorned by the same man and have decided to be best friends, but the only thing they have in common is that they hate the guy they both dated and are jealous of everything about him.

Also, didn't want to say it during the game in cased I jinxed him but Fat Wale was great.

About Four Habs Fans

The Four(-ish) Habs Fans are four(-ish) Habs fans. Three are from Montreal, though one of those is now stuck in the middle of the Red Mile. The other somehow grew up a Habs fan in the middle of Ontario Cottage Country, and now lives in Hogtown. Some of them are lawyers, so they are opinionated, and may or may not be assholes.

HabsFan29 is a lifelong Montrealer who decided the Four Habs Fans' email exchanges about the Habs were just too stupidly amusing and occasionally intelligent not to share with the world. The 29 is for the greatest (only?) Goalie-lawyer-PM candidate ever. He would like his mom to know that his meth habit is overstated on this blog for comedic effect.

HabsFan4 paid tribute to one of the finest gentlemen to ever don a Canadiens sweater. His legacy as one of the pioneers of the Gangsta Rap movement has always been understated. His Jaro posts will be recalled fondly by all.

HabsFanForever33 aka Panger is a Montrealer in Exile currently residing mere blocks from the Red Mile, yet whose passion for all things Canadiens has only embiggened with distance. HFF33 worships at the altar of St. Patrick. Panger still gets chills recalling the moment he met the greatest goal-scorer of all time, The Rocket. HFF33 is a life-long Habs fan, except during the Houle-Tremblay Era, when Le Club de Hockey Canadiens was dead to Panger.

HabsFan10 grew up watching Le Demon Blond on Radio-Canada with his unilingual English Dad in a WASPy little town in Maple Leafs country, at least until the playoffs each year, when he got to hear Danny Gallivan and Dick Irvin because the Leafs played on opposite nights (if they made the playoffs at all). Rick Middleton and Cam Neely sometimes haunt his dreams. He thinks Thurso, Quebec should be declared a national historical site. If you aren't sure what the 10 in HF10 stands for, you're on the wrong site, buster.

All mind-bogglingly warped Photoshop work courtesy the warped mind of GoldenGirl11 a.k.a. LukeyNussbaum11. All stripperrific vision expressed by contributors through Photoshop are solely those of the individual writer and do not reflect the opinions of GG11, a card carrying feminist, although she's sure that they are the opinions of her four sons even if they don't care to admit it.

moeman born in l'Estie'd'Québec, was baptized Maurice because well his Mom, seeing his beautiful dark locks and glaring eyes knew he'd need a namesake, actually it was his Mon Oncle Yvon that CHristened his Habstism, deep in central Ontario no less. He took life's circuitous route and blessed his own son with the name Patrick in 1993. He also has a gorgeous daughter but she's a Sens fan, so, meh. moeman loves women, wine, song, women, Habs, his kids, women, iOS Apps, hockey blogging women and women. His other passion, he hates the leaf. He also loves women.