Viral Video Du Jour: The Manicorn Movie of Your Nightmares

I barely know what to say about this short, in which cough medication transforms a sick guy into a Manicorn with an insect-man spirit guide, who teaches him to destroy planets while failing to mention the punitive damages imposed by dolphins and what looks to be a heavily masturbating dude…

This is why swimming pools have rules against “horseplay,” I guess.

Also if you made a movie version of our weekend threads, this would be a good pitch reel for it.

Watch after the jump if you dare. Make sure your grip on reality is solid first.