29 Replies to “Caption time #12”

Stupid cat…and Dave, I’m starting to worry about just how close you have to get to your subjects. This is a little too close. I mean, what happens if the situation goes bad. Somebody could get hurt. Please be more careful. Sqworrk

M’kay … I just checked out the “Blessing of the Breasts” link, and started looking up some of those passages in the Bible myself, and um … I’d like to know which Bible they’re reading, because while their quoted passages are close … no cigar there, folks. The author added a lot of references and pronouns in there to make it seem like how he/she intended it.

â€œBlessed are the PAPS and navels like a round goblinâ€ and â€œ SAD is the man that whacks off to the Bible!â€ is all I can really say about that link.

The guy in the photo however is actually a lot more disturbing, as I know for a fact that he has a dog too, but it appears to be out of shot?

Wherever it is, he seems to be smiling rather too much for my liking, as he lies there amongst his animal concubines and even allows photographs to be taken of his acts of animal exploitation.

Dave, I think Frances may be correct about the extremes you are going to with your subjects and one day you may be forced to participate in â€œfeline felatioâ€ or whatever the hell this sick bastards doing. Although taking pictures is bad enough!

Imagine explaining that one to the judge! Err sorry your honorâ€¦.I slipped andâ€¦.errrâ€¦fell and my trousers fell off. Just then the cat jumped on myâ€¦.erm.

Face it. If the jury are animal lovers in the conventional sense you could be looking at ten to twenty as Iâ€™m not sure if an enthusiastic Meeeow is recognized under international law as a form of consent.

Next time a strange black guy invites you upstairs to get some pussy. I hope youâ€™ll think twice next time. In fact, Iâ€™m gonna be mighty disturbed next time someone says their going to meet there bitch to get some hot lovin.

P.S Why does the hamster in the background have about 30 rubber bands around it?

You know, the way Stacey talks about her boobs, I think a full panorama of them is in order to clear up any misconceptions, in a purely medical sort of way, um, yeah medical, that’s the word I was looking for…

Okay, Spud, I’m going to work on it. Stay tuned. Icons are nice, but a panorama of my very own tits are coming. I just got home from a gig and I’m kinda drunk, so when I sober up, I’ll see about something. 🙂

FOR THE RECORD — whatever pics of my tits I will let you have the pleasure of seeing, there will be NO NIPPAGE. There’s plenty of that elsewhere on the web, and this bad kitty’s gotta save some face boobage.