-only accecpt paypal
-only ship to paypal verified addresses. if payment is sent by an unverified address, money will be refunded
-will not ship to your friends, brother, mother or anybody elses house
-will not ship to canada
-i don't care when you get paid, if you don't have money don't bother me
-pming me asking to change any of the rules will not work
-prices are firm, don't bother asking
-don't reply with some feble attempt at a joke saying, "will you ship to canada, and take 50 cents?"