A - Murky tannic hue, a little hazy, no real head or lace. Not offensive, but not attractive either.

S - I am getting a sort of burnt caramel and sweaty hop fusion, compounded by an aroma, or shall I say odor, of smoke. The smoke is not dominant, it is just an unwelcome addition. It doesn't meld at all, which is strange because Scottish Ale is frequently a tad smoky.

T - There is not much to say about this world-class underwhelmer. It is just very unsavory. Where it could go wrong, it did. It tastes like a low-quality bock of some sort that has been spiked with Liquid Smoke.

M - The beer is fairly thin, which in this case is a good thing. I wouldn't want this flavor sticking around.

D - This beer is a very clumsy concoction. It theoretically should or could be good. But it isn't.