tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post506012787111288823..comments2014-10-22T19:02:53.648-04:00Comments on Awful Announcing: Create The Caption #144DeROKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11989933780728785428noreply@blogger.comBlogger93125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-51153930032300287692008-01-15T17:41:00.000-05:002008-01-15T17:41:00.000-05:00Isiah, I know it's you. Give the mascot his costum...Isiah, I know it's you. Give the mascot his costume back and get back to your bench or I'll call Mr. DolanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-39723004548028782732008-01-11T08:47:00.000-05:002008-01-11T08:47:00.000-05:00All grown up, Baby Bear still remembers Goldilocks...All grown up, Baby Bear still remembers Goldilocks...no matter what color she dyes her hair.Mezhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02253464688111882284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-26958796499168591942008-01-10T19:01:00.000-05:002008-01-10T19:01:00.000-05:00"Stacy! Stacy! Can you hook me up with Troy Aikman..."Stacy! Stacy! Can you hook me up with Troy Aikman? Pretty please with sugar on it?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-32955395303295921352008-01-10T14:48:00.000-05:002008-01-10T14:48:00.000-05:00Shoddy fencing at the San Francisco Zoo leads to a...Shoddy fencing at the San Francisco Zoo leads to another tragic mauling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-50130309964078819572008-01-10T11:32:00.000-05:002008-01-10T11:32:00.000-05:00"I'm a BEAR! I'm 40!""I'm a BEAR! I'm 40!"ssreportershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05386844671773218074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-11677802807133961382008-01-10T08:38:00.000-05:002008-01-10T08:38:00.000-05:00"Well, maybe if you shaved that hairy ass once in ..."Well, maybe if you shaved that hairy ass once in awhile you wouldn't have to worry about those dinglebearies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-22448141195573625932008-01-10T02:18:00.000-05:002008-01-10T02:18:00.000-05:00Stephen Colbert disapproves of this picture. It i...Stephen Colbert disapproves of this picture. It is just one step away from approving bear marriage.Brave Sir Robinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15219327624473687797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-36053598022590014442008-01-09T22:20:00.000-05:002008-01-09T22:20:00.000-05:00"Oh, you only date polar bears, huh? You racist. ..."Oh, you only date polar bears, huh? You racist. And, by the way, once you go brown, you'll always be down."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-11423594803396365012008-01-09T22:16:00.000-05:002008-01-09T22:16:00.000-05:00"Okay, I'm hairy and husky, but, I'm not THAT vari..."Okay, I'm hairy and husky, but, I'm not THAT variation of a bear. Can we at least have a drink?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-53094404978628425922008-01-09T21:36:00.000-05:002008-01-09T21:36:00.000-05:00For the first time, Conan's masturbating bear meet...For the first time, Conan's masturbating bear meets a real life woman. Sadly, he blows his chance at love by resorting to masturbating.hsplaybyplaymannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-73651593860181896842008-01-09T21:35:00.000-05:002008-01-09T21:35:00.000-05:00"Oh. Shit. I didn't realize "FSN" stood for Forest..."Oh. Shit. I didn't realize "FSN" stood for Forest Service Ninja."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-60478129516279130762008-01-09T20:03:00.000-05:002008-01-09T20:03:00.000-05:00"You're with me, furry.""You're with me, furry."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-73384210692118618322008-01-09T19:30:00.000-05:002008-01-09T19:30:00.000-05:00"Care for a bear claw, sweetie?""Care for a bear claw, sweetie?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-37460799652162056862008-01-09T18:44:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:44:00.000-05:00Don't make fun of furries. We ARE NOT Freaks!!Don't make fun of furries. We ARE NOT Freaks!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-165390395459881242008-01-09T18:43:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:43:00.000-05:00"Sorry dude, grizzlies are my type.""Sorry dude, grizzlies are my type."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-63035803516475210612008-01-09T18:42:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:42:00.000-05:00"Forget it, no more bears for me. The last one di..."Forget it, no more bears for me. The last one didn't turn out too well. The jerk tried the ol' 'slip a claw in my browneye' move. That didn't turn out to well, as you can imagine, and I was SO embarassed at the hospital!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-88197824307223934672008-01-09T18:33:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:33:00.000-05:00"Humaniality is such a turn on for me. I think it..."Humaniality is such a turn on for me. I think it's because it's so taboo in the animal kingdom."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-2401397397322299712008-01-09T18:27:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:27:00.000-05:00"CHAIR!! I said get me a CHAIR you dumbass intern..."CHAIR!! I said get me a CHAIR you dumbass intern!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-46991994504591634832008-01-09T18:25:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:25:00.000-05:00"We would make beautiful cubs together, baby.""We would make beautiful cubs together, baby."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-23975253031372498542008-01-09T18:20:00.001-05:002008-01-09T18:20:00.001-05:00"You prefer your lovers clean shaven all over? Um..."You prefer your lovers clean shaven all over? Um, that's a dealbreaker."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-88946159491384215302008-01-09T18:20:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:20:00.000-05:00Congrats AA on winning the Ballhype contest.Congrats AA on winning the Ballhype contest.ssreportershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05386844671773218074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-49776550159030601712008-01-09T18:19:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:19:00.000-05:00I'm a friggin' bear, how the hell would I know wha...I'm a friggin' bear, how the hell would I know what bukkake is? Sounds like a board game.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-29130056377544147472008-01-09T18:05:00.000-05:002008-01-09T18:05:00.000-05:00"Nice beaver. Oh, let me help you with that.""Nice beaver. Oh, let me help you with that."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-84997235280721722412008-01-09T17:18:00.000-05:002008-01-09T17:18:00.000-05:00Stacy Paetz:"You scratch my back, I'll scratch you...Stacy Paetz:"You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours."<BR/><BR/>Bear:"Well Stacy, funny thing is, my back is actually located on my cock."lackey13noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28221516.post-30497925641299576842008-01-09T16:59:00.000-05:002008-01-09T16:59:00.000-05:00Bear Baiting at it's finest.Bear Baiting at it's finest.nate sjolhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04726933167097712428noreply@blogger.com