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From the rooftop of the Begich Towers Captain Dan has spread his arms out wide and proclaimed himself the Halibut Antichrist of Alaska. This Legend of a Fisherman who has Halibut DNA implanted in every cell and organ of his body and the man who cured Congestive Halibut Disease has stunned the world with his new scientific break through.

The Congestive Halibut Disease cure uses herring, swedish circle hooks and French style Djon Mustard in what has been described as a cross between a body piercing and a bacon poultice.

Above is the file photo from our Archives of Captain Dan during the 1950’s Halibut Wars, note this was before Captain Dan became excessively marbled.

Pilgrims have all ready started walking north from Dawson Creek up the Alaska Highway to Whittier Alaska to see Captain Dan and be cured. One local in Dawson Creek British Columbia said that the whole thing was like the movie “The Way, but with fish and gone horribly wrong, less wine and more rum…” The Captain’s favorite drink.