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*bleep* My husband says...........

What is the most asinine, crazy, out there shit your SO, DH, DF has ever said?

I think with me it would be (and the tv posts got me thinking of this) we were discussing if we ever had another child, what we would do different, as far as raising them. He stated TV would be gone. The new kid would not be exposed to it. he is is crazy! I can't be without TV, so I know my kid would be exposed too! LOL

We have been married almost 8 yrs, I know there is more shit he has said that made me go WTF? but its hard to think of it right now. Give me time tho! LOL

DH talks in his sleep often one night I had just gotten comfortable (on my own side if the bed, minding my own business) and he starts flopping around pulling on the blankets.. I ignore him and fall asleep all the sudden I wake up to: "stop fucking touching me! You are always on my side I the bed all up on me while I'm trying to sleep"
I said "wha???" look over and he is back asleep.
That was when I realized he somehow managed to get my body pillow on top of him and thought it was me lmao!

My husband sleep talks a lot too, and I try to have conversations with him while he's doing it because it's hilarious. He never remembers it though. It's when he has "fighting" dreams that it really bothers me because he will kick, punch, push, etc. while he's asleep. A few months ago I woke up to him kicking my thighs and shins and trying to push me off the bed. He kept yelling my name and telling me to run fast! I finally started screaming and smacked him a few times and got him to wake up because it was actually hurting me this time. He finally woke up and explained to me that he was telling me to run because he was trying to protect me, from a chicken that was chasing me. My hero....

haha.. My dh is the same way!! He once grabbed me under the ribs and twisted his hand. Hurt like hell.. He woke up due to me screaming.. LOL. He felt so bad afterwards.. But he continues to kick and punch every so ofter. lol

Quoting GirlieGal76:

My husband sleep talks a lot too, and I try to have conversations with him while he's doing it because it's hilarious. He never remembers it though. It's when he has "fighting" dreams that it really bothers me because he will kick, punch, push, etc. while he's asleep. A few months ago I woke up to him kicking my thighs and shins and trying to push me off the bed. He kept yelling my name and telling me to run fast! I finally started screaming and smacked him a few times and got him to wake up because it was actually hurting me this time. He finally woke up and explained to me that he was telling me to run because he was trying to protect me, from a chicken that was chasing me. My hero....

Lmao! My bf talks in his sleep. The most recent convo was me telling him the baby wasn't in the bed cause he flipped over and freaked telling me not to roll on ds. Then I was like hes. Not in here. He then tells me I can't believe you got all three of them. Me wtf?? What are you talking about. Him, Spiderman god. Me, just roll over. Him, You're crazy there awesome. Lol
I have no idea where this stuff comes from but its pretty hiarious. Well besides when he gets all crazy and yells about random stuff lol

Quoting HouseofFeast:

Sometimes he's funny, sometimes I want to smoosh his head like a grape until it pops.

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