Jake's Corner

JAMES FRANCO says he doesn't belong on LINDSAY LOHAN'S list of conquests. Quote, "[She] has told lies about me with her people-she's-slept-with list!" In the past, he talked about how he COULD have hit that, but didn't because Lindsay was, quote, "having issues", and he didn't want to take advantage of her.

NICK CANNON revealed yesterday that MARIAH CAREY made him wait until their wedding night to consummate the relationship. He was also asked to name five famous women he's had sex with. In addition to Mariah, he named Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian, Nicole Scherzinger and Selita Ebanks.

ZAC EFRON and his bodyguard got in a fight with some homeless people in L.A. over the weekend . . . and Zac got punched in the FACE. It sounds like he's okay, but some people think he was trying to buy drugs.

MILEY CYRUS is accused of blowing off a 7-year-old girl with cancer who was set up to meet her through the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Supposedly, the girl and her family went to L.A., but had to wait almost a week to meet Miley. When they finally did, it was at a recording studio, and a source says Miley was, quote, "more interested in what she was doing in the studio than paying attention to the little girl."

Baltimore Ravens running back RAY RICE has been indicted for aggravated assault, after allegedly knocking his fiancée OUT COLD. If convicted, he could be looking at three to five years in the clink.

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin will still be living together despite breaking up. They may be “consciously uncoupling,” but they will still be living in their new $14 million Malibu home. Paltrow and Martin bought a mansion just days before announcing their split. Insiders say that the place actually includes two totally separate living spaces under one roof, so Paltrow and Martin can live together apart during their divorce.

MICK JAGGER just came into a few bucks. His girlfriend L'Wren Scott left her entire, $9 million estate to him in her will. Of course, she left it to him under his real name, Michael Philip Jagger. L'Wren had an $8 million condo in New York and about a million in other assets. But she may have died with some debt as well. L'Wren had no children. She did have a brother and sister, but she specifically left them OUT of her will. Apparently, they weren't on good terms.

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE seem pretty liberal as far as child-rearing goes, so this wouldn't be too surprising: Angelina reportedly let her 10-year-old son Pax buy a SWEARING FINGER at a gift shop in Las Vegas. The Swearing Finger is a motion-activated hand that flips the bird, while hurling FILTHY insults.

GWYNETH PALTROW posted an essay from some lifestyle gurus explaining "Conscious Uncoupling". Basically, it involves treating divorce as a learning process, rather than a failure, where, quote, "there are no bad guys, just two people, each playing teacher and student respectively."

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were rumored to have an open relationship before their split-- and sources say Chris fell for model Alexa Chung. Allegedly, Paltrow accepted her husband's fling with Chung but she never expected he would fall in love .. and that he wouldn’t be able to fall out of love even after he ended it.

GWYNETH PALTROW and CHRIS MARTIN are separating after 10 years of marriage. They have two children: A 9-year-old daughter named Apple and a 7-year-old son named Moses. Gwyneth broke the news in a statement on her website titled "Conscious Uncoupling" . . . which should totally help dispel the impression that she's annoying. "Us Weekly" says the whole family went to the Bahamas to escape a possible media frenzy.

A website claims to have found out some of the guests for KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST'S wedding. They are: Carmelo and LaLa Anthony, Will Smith and family, Beyoncé and Jay Z, Oprah, Ryan Seacrest, Nicole Richie, Brittny Gastineau, "Vogue" editor Anna Wintour, Sugar Ray Leonard and Kathie Lee Gifford.

The "Star" tabloid says that KANYE WEST has picked out a wedding gift for KIM KARDASHIAN: Burger King. (???) He's supposedly buying her 10 Burger King franchises in England, Italy and France. Kanye owns several Fatburger restaurants in Chicago, and a so-called "source" says, quote, "That's where he sees her future career, away from reality TV."

Ladies . . . when the guy who dumped you impregnates his next girlfriend, that's rarely a good feeling, right? Well, apparently it's cool for DEMI MOORE. Supposedly she's HAPPY that ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS are expecting. A source says, quote, "She actually considers this moment to be closure. She never really expected to get back with Ashton but this pretty much seals the deal that the moment of her life with him is now officially completed."

JUDGE JOE BROWN'S TV show is over, but he was back in court yesterday . . . in REAL life . . . and he got ARRESTED. Brown was representing someone in a child support case when he flipped out on the judge. He was cited for contempt of court five times, and ordered to spend five days in jail.

Don't tell Jennifer Aniston she looks good for her age. The 45-year-old tells Women's Wear Daily she gets annoyed that the phrase pops up more frequently with every passing year. She says, "Your age always has to be mentioned, and men don’t really get that for some reason. Women and men today in their 40s are so much healthier than they were 30 years ago in their 40s. It was a different time. We know how to take care ourselves."

Was it a shotgun wedding? Stacy Keibler and new hubby Jared Poble are expecting a baby this summer. Stacy posted a baby-bump pic on Instagram yesterday and wrote, "Look what we’ve got cooking! A Bun’dle of love!”

This hasn't been officially confirmed, but it's being reported all over the World Wide Web of Misinformation, so it's probably true: ASHTON KUTCHER and MILA KUNIS are EXPECTING. Mila was reportedly spotted attending a prenatal yoga class in Hollywood, and a source says, quote, "They are both very, very happy. It's still early." There was a report last week that Mila was expecting twins, but that's not true. Mila's been wearing what appears to be an engagement ring for several weeks now. There's no word what came first: The fetus or the diamond.

A website came up with a list of the 40 Most Brain-Bendingly Arrogant Kanye West Quotes, and it includes this gem: "For me to say I wasn't a genius, I would just be lying to you and to myself." And then there's this one: "If I don't win, the award show loses credibility." And . "I am the number one human being in music. That means any person that's living or breathing is number two."

If KIM KARDASHIAN was once banned from "Vogue", she isn't anymore . . . because the new cover features Kim and Kanye. It was spoofed by SETH ROGEN and JAMES FRANCO, who put themselves in it. And SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR hated it enough to Tweet she's canceling her subscription.