Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes
in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets
all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."

The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the
other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask
him, ask him!" The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask
me, young man?"

Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go
ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do...do they have nuns in Alaska?"

The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The
others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the
rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues,
"Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope replies,
"Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."

Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part,

Dopey, ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?" To which
Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah...are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in
Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think
there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the other Dwarves start laughing,
and yelling, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"