Tuesday, October 4, 2011

﻿The African savanna, booming with life. Home to the world's most amazing creatures from bug to beast. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and you... you forgot your camera. BUMMER! Do you think this snackshot of a wild crackernoceros will fool your friends? It's pretty darn convincing... if I do say so myself.

Aren't dogs great?... They do all the crazy things that humans wish they could do... except maybe drink from the toilet (but I wouldn't put it past some of you). I should specify, it's probably not humans in general that would like to do all these things but specifically MEN:-) I can't really imagine any woman having the desire to pee on a fire hydrant or chase a mailman (specifically Newman). Though I would like to think that everyone enjoys a good cat chase now and again... Especially gnomes;)

Enter the "American Hoodie Ninja". Blast those TV commercials... they just get stuck in your head; Coooostanza! or Hoodie Ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja!...
Darn you Honda and your catchy background music. But I do thank you for the inspiration:-)

Friday, August 12, 2011

It's easy to be forgotten when your smaller than everyone and you've barely hit puberty... maybe. That's why it's laughable that poor little freshman are sent to the same school with giant seniors... LAUGHABLE!