31 March 2006

Caption the Capture! Contest

What was Orlando Jones doing on 'Martha Stewart'? Why was he covered in glitter? What is Rob Estes looking at? This is important: Why was Orlando's shirt tied up Ellie Mae Clampett-style to reveal pink boxers and abs of steel?

Caption this capture! It's your chance at winning a (free) copy of Cassandra Wilson's newest release, thunderbird. On Monday, we choose the best captions. Taking a lead from Orlando, get in touch with your feminine side and feel free to be as bitchy creative as you dare. Just limit your captions to one or two lines that Martha, Orlando, and/or Rob would say.

Until then, take a look-see-listen to thunderbird. Cassandra's sexy, velvet-smooth vocals and jazzy compositions have earned her recognition as one of the country's leading singers. The CD hits the shelves on Tuesday but thanks to Cassandra and Blue Note Records, we have limited copies for giveaway. Look for more contests in the coming weeks, including Brokeback Mountain giveaways.

On an upcoming episode of Martha Stewart Living, Martha invites clueless celebrities for "Metrosexual Makeovers". Pretty boy Rob Estes stops by to help with the transformations (show here, ensuring Orlando Jones' socks match his boxers). Asked whether her new focus will alienate fans, Martha replied "Oh, not at all. The success of Brokeback Mountain has brought a new, male fanbase to my show. Even the straightest, unattractive man can embrace his inner homosexual."

Martha: "And finally with a little glitter, you can turn any Black person into a Michael Jackson Clone." "Give it a try Rob."
Rob: "I see. And the Off the Wall version was a good choice for Orlando's nose!"