Saturday, April 2, 2016

Futurama - Nasty in the Pasty

I haven't done much Futurama stuff in the past, but I used to be a really big fan of the show and would like to do more of it in the future. When I first started watching Futurama, I wasn't allowed to see it and had to do so behind my parents' back, so the early seasons of the show held the same thrill for me as porn (there were a few shows like this back then, but this was the only cartoon). Combine that with the amount of sexuality and brief nudity, and it's a wonder I don't do a lot more of it. Part of the problem is the art style which, like the Simpsons, I'm not 100% confident in my ability to translate into something sexy. I'm getting more confident as I do more Groening shows, but I still think I have a ways to go.

Speaking of how Futurama was a show I watched in my formative years, the episode "Roswell That Ends Well" was probably my first exposure to incest. At the very least it was definitely the first time I'd ever seen it depicted on television. I always thought Fry's grandma was super hot, and I blame this episode for a lot of my incestuous tastes in porn. When I saw "Back to the Future" later that year, I kept cheering for Marty McFly to go ahead and bang his mom, but sadly that film had a different moral compass than Futurama.

Commissions

I am not currently accepting new commissions. Barring extenuating circumstances, I won't open commissions again until after I complete the ones on queue. I am always available to discuss potential future commissions.

Commissions are available at Nearphotison2010@yahoo.com.

Standard rate is $30 for Black & White, $50 for color. Comics get a $10 bulk discount per page (comic must be more than four pages to receive discount).

These prices assume 1-2 characters. Any characters beyond that will cost an extra $10. For example, a two-character color comic would be $35 per page, but the same comic with an extra two characters would cost $55 per page. Exceptions to this rule may be made for background characters not involved in the action. If anything is unclear, I am perfectly willing to discuss the matter with you.

Certain details may cause a price to go up for images, but these will be on a case-by-case basis and up for discussion with the client. I do not accept private commissions. All artwork I draw is for public consumption, and I reserve the right to share any commissioned content at my discretion.