VIOLENT LITTLE MACHINE SHOP DEBUTS PLASTIC STRAW MORALE PATCH

PER VIOLET LITTLE MACHINE SHOP

Ahh, the plastic straw. It’s gotten such a bad rap in the recent years and now it’s being banned. We won’t stand for it so we’ve made this patch to honor the magical plastic tube that has helped mankind suck all sorts of things into our mouths for eons. It’s been the poor man’s snorkel, the Botox-lipped women’s savior, and the handicapped person’s friend since the dawn of time. Never forget. Red, white and blue…because this is America.

Violent Little Machine Shop’s Plastic Straw Morale patch measures 10.5×0.5 inches and is made of high quality PVC with a hook Velcro backing. MSRP of $6.99