Due to download restrictions in Syria, the dictator had to use a separate email account and an American Express card linked to a New York address to make his purchases. Assad had downloaded Chris Brown's single "Look At Me Now" as well as LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It". Damn right.

Assad also had a taste for country tunes, grabbing Blake Shelton's "God Gave Me You" on February 5. That one he sent to his wife – one day after bombing Homs, and the day before 300 rockets were lobbed into the city.