Katy Perry isn’t pregnant, tweets menstrual cycle

Sad news, everybody: Katy Perry won’t be lactating anytime soon. According to her Twitter page, she’s entered that special time in a young girl’s life where you give out BJs or your boyfriend sleeps with your sister. (Don’t get mad at me, get mad at nature.):

Katy also included a, uh, interesting graphic to illustrate what’s happening to her body. I was under the impression a wolverine housed itself in there, but apparently you ladies turn into ghost-hunting anime characters. Is that why you get so bitchy? Because ghosts are hard to catch? I’m genuinely curious.

As a female, I am highly confused as to what that picture is supposed to portray. First of all, I never look that happy to be on the rag, also, my menstral blood never forms cute anime creatures. And where do the ghosts come in? Have I been doing it wrong all these years?