HookerThis is Ralph. He runs the government. Naturally, he prefers to hire whites.

dead_catThis is Ralph. He runs the government. Naturally, he prefers to hire corrupt, misanthopic bastards who will do anything for the right amount of bribe.

sosageThis is Ralph. He put in a lot of hard work overthrowing the public official he just replaced. It's Ralph's turn to get his beak wet, so he hires people he trusts to keep their mouth shut about his corruptions. Occasionally he throws out some bullshit measure like Prop 5 to make it seem like there is something important going on or to pay lip service to whoever keeps dropping bags of money off at his desk. Ralph is paranoid of everyone.

Oscar WildcatDamn Sosage, but don't you know Ralph like an old friend.

Innocent BystanderSo gays are going to have to work in Christian bookshops and all gay bars are going to be forced to hire Christian people? It's ca-ray-zee!