Some online friends convinced me to play Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines. It was actually a lot of fun. However, the ending was me - after spending the entire game convincing people not to open the ancient sarcophagus with the elder vampire in it - deciding to open the ancient sarcophagus with the elder vampire in it. FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.

So, did the elder vampire jump out and eat me?

*spoilers, I guess*

NO! The sarcophagus was full of BOMBS! And I got BLOWN UP! What the f**k? HYARGLARBLRARGH