In most states it is LEGAL to breastfeed in public. 46 states (and Washington D.C.) have laws protecting a woman's right to breastfeed in public. Of the four that that don't - Idaho, South Dakota, Virginia and Michigan - three "exempt breastfeeding from public indecency laws." Idaho is the a-hole state with no breastfeeding laws in place.

So like, what if I'm sitting on one of those giant, comfy couches in Anthropologie? How about then?

You know it. The federal law states that any company with 50+ people must provide you with break time AND a private place to express milk. You do not have to pump on a toilet. It's the motherf**king LAW OF THE LAND.

Excuse me, but I live in Canada. Can I drain my milk sacks in public here too?