Worst Mama Standings

Worst.Mama.Ever.

Twelve of us Mamas make up Worst. Mama. Ever., an informal competition to entertain those of you out there also aspiring to get through this chaotic mess of trying to raise small people.

What you should know about this blog:

I know this might seem obvious, but this blog is above all a humor blog. Don't take what we say too seriously because we certainly don't.

Your comments are welcome as long as they're polite. We reserve the right to delete comments that aren't polite, use inappropriate language, or advertise products.

Although you may comment about how our Worst Mama Points are distributed, scoring is limited to blog authors.

We're always looking for new talent. If you'd like to contribute to this blog, please contact Epiphany. You don't need to have your own blog, though we'll link it if you do. You need to be a Mom - not a dad, nanny, or pet-parent. Not that those aren't also great things to be...

No actual children have been seriously harmed in the creation of this blog.

All money collected through advertising on this site and through donations goes to benefit our children's therapy fund.