Tele Marketing

(We get many annoying tele-marketing calls from “call centers” in India.)

Enjoy a tele marketing conversation.

Caller : I am Amrik Singh calling about your 2010 taxes.
Me : Where are you calling from?
Caller : From Income Tax Services
Me : OK, so you want to do my taxes, right?
Caller : Yes, sir, we will give you discount
Me : It will cost you to discuss further. I charge Rs.500 per hour, minimum charges for 2 hours. You may pay through Visa or Master Card.
Caller : Sorry sir, “click”. The line gets cut.