If McCain becomes president what should the smart investor buy? I think there’s an opportunity in red ink futures. From printing war pictures with lots of blood to printing the federal budget the demand for red ink continues to rise. Another investment opportunity is to buy stock in companies that make gas pumps for gas stations. Once the price of gas goes above $10/gallon all the pumps that just go up to $9.99 will need to be replaced. When Republicans are in charge there’s always a buck to be made in any misery related market.