Teleporting Portal Cake Takes The Portal-Cake Cake

Portal-themed cakes are nothing new. In fact, they’re kind of obligatory. That doesn’t mean that they can’t also be totally awesome. This mid-portal Portal cake totally takes the cake (or itself, I guess) when it comes to awesomeness. What’s more, in addition to having what very well may be the coolest cake to ever grace the face of this planet, this kid also seems to have a killer portal gun. Color me jealous. And bring me a slice of cake, please.