An elderly couple goes to bed. After a few minutes, the old man cuts a fart and says, "seven points." A few minutes later, the wife lets one rip and says, "touchdown! Tie score." So the old man blasts another and says, "tied! I'm ahead 14 to seven." The wife again breaks wind and says, "It's good! Tie game." The old geezer tries but can't muster another fart. He waits a few moments and then decides to give it everything he's got, but there's an awful wet sound. The wife asks, "What the hell was that?" old man says halftime switch sides. .......... ............... ............ ................. .............. ............

Hey it is natural behavior! When laying side by side, just insure it is outbound not inbound. Hell, if they are a sound sleeper they may not even notice if it isn't too loud or stink too bad, of course that can be a challenge.

Hey it is natural behavior! When laying side by side, just insure it is outbound not inbound. Hell, if they are a sound sleeper they may not even notice if it isn't too loud or stink too bad, of course that can be a challenge.

OMG Bruce...I can actually picture you doing this. You do know most women hear everything their partner does in bed? We just choose to ignore certain things...like farts. Unless you do it a lot...then this woman would shove your ass out of bed.