"On, Reid, on, Pelosi, on Fannie and Fred,""On, Biden, on Holder, on Geitner," he said."On, Barney, once more to the street known as Wall,or join other asses I keep in the stall."

As Globalized Warming makes hurricanes flyTheir carbonless fooprints they left in the skyAs bounding they did over Wall Street they flewthe Limo so full and Obama Claus too.

And then, in a twinkling, they saw and approvedthe prancing and pawing once deemed so uncouth.On stopping, Obama Claus then turned aroundand out of the Limo he hopped with a bound.

Attired all in red from his head to his footwith hammer and sickle he then undertookto break into homes of the Two-Percent hacksto then redistribute their stuff to his pack.

His eyes how they twinkled! His smile was so merry!So cheeky his visage, so quickly he hurried.His hair changed by stress from the buying of votesfrom vibrantly dark to the whiteness of snow.

The butt of a smoke he held tight in his teethwith smoke he'd exhaled 'round his head like a wreath.A broad smile he showed, but the fire in his bellyand tones of his chuckles revealed what he relished.

Not chubby or plump and thus pleased with himself,To work he proceeded with help from his elves.A wink of his eye and a twist of his headTold Julias and Julians they'd nothing to dread.

He spoke the word "fair" in describing his workas redistribution of Two-Percent's worth.Then giving a nod, to his Limo he strodeand showed Two-Percenters his mid-finger pose.

He rolled-down his window and uttered this riddle:"Instead of you-name-it, I've sold you the sizzle."They heard him exclaim as he flew out of sight,"My redistribution makes everything right."

The Julias and Julians then fell back asleepContent stuff from Two-Percent folks they would keep.But soon after Cliffmas, while reading his script,Obama Claus said, "We've gone over the cliff."

He added, however, "The fault ain't on mebut rather the blame goes on Bush 43 and top-two percenters afflicted with greed,"And Julias and Julians did quickly agree.

ThePeoplesComrade has failed to present the femmeprol art form in the Socialist Realist framework. Let alone the 1984 liberation struggle against bourgeois orgasm.

When exciting the People's Shaft with the People's MammarusMarxicummis only the models of proletarian beauty should be used and none other let alone PornyWood Trolips.

Isn't orgasm a bonding attachment between counter revolutionary heterosexual couples?The kind of loyalty that creates family units and religious structures that compete with the State for absolute obedience? Let alone alone allowing pay as you go welfare that depends on steady to growing reproductive HIGH CARBON FOOTPRINT rates?.....as opposed to a Goobermit supplied fiat money printing device controlled by the Mob's Representatives? Ney Ney to salacious decadence and Yeah Yeah and Ohhhhh......Ahhhhhhhh....Who's Your Daddy..... to the FemmeProl models of the Egalitarianism!

Comrade Expel The Red States, your point is well taken. Decadent influences of Western Capitalism slither into the people's artistic portrayals of reality. We must remember to use culturally sensitive and socially elevating images that reflect the people's unionized moral fiber.

I agree completely comrades that the sickness of west must be stopped before more communist artists give in to the lure of an extra ration of beets to copy what they see and then sell it to "PornyWood Trolips".

The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent, by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other - until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand

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