mmmm - glue rhinestones all over the stock....have the metal parts chrome-plated.... patent-leather sling... maybe some god-awful engraving done.... mounted on a base that flashes lights all over it and a sound system that simulates gunshots @125 decibels every time somebody walks by....

It.... Will... Be.... GLORIOUS!

Fuck Me...
I need more sleep.
Swear i read that as "put rhinestones on my cock, Metal parts chrome plated, Leather ball ring".. at that point i stopped and wondered where the hell the fucking sadomasochistic Gay robo dick came from...then i re read it and realized i haven't slept enough today...

Fucking A, Need more time to recover form those blonde's cat sent me for the birthday...yea...that's it

Now, even if I WERE to attend, y'all better keep them costume wearing types away from me. I don't like you model people. How I ever got hooked up with you geeks, I'll never know. I lived all this time, just to end up spending my days with fucking "Skill Level 3" and "Ages 8 and up". --Eagle-1, the funniest bastard on Earth!

Now, even if I WERE to attend, y'all better keep them costume wearing types away from me. I don't like you model people. How I ever got hooked up with you geeks, I'll never know. I lived all this time, just to end up spending my days with fucking "Skill Level 3" and "Ages 8 and up". --Eagle-1, the funniest bastard on Earth!

IN all seriousness.. Cannot wait to acquire one of these. The man does amazing work.

I'd almost say he has better symmetry with his hands then i can get on a computer...If that were possible.
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George!...when did i miss the studded cock last year...who'd that happen!.
I'd have thought it hilarious to pour water on the leather thong and then watch it dry back up, you know what happens then ..right?!

George!...when did i miss the studded cock last year...who'd that happen!.
I'd have thought it hilarious to pour water on the leather thong and then watch it dry back up, you know what happens then ..right?!

George

I thought we all did it last year.

Didn't we?

Ummmm..... nevermind.

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Now, even if I WERE to attend, y'all better keep them costume wearing types away from me. I don't like you model people. How I ever got hooked up with you geeks, I'll never know. I lived all this time, just to end up spending my days with fucking "Skill Level 3" and "Ages 8 and up". --Eagle-1, the funniest bastard on Earth!

It's not as big as Starcraft's one...this is 10.25" long by about as wide. So maybe not as big as you like but I can definitely tell you between Scott's master and Erin's casting they are going to make me look real good selling them!

It's not as big as Starcraft's one...this is 10.25" long by about as wide. So maybe not as big as you like but I can definitely tell you between Scott's master and Erin's casting they are going to make me look real good selling them!

The Starcraft kit was too big for my taste. (yeah, I said it ) Yours sounds like a good size....

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Now, even if I WERE to attend, y'all better keep them costume wearing types away from me. I don't like you model people. How I ever got hooked up with you geeks, I'll never know. I lived all this time, just to end up spending my days with fucking "Skill Level 3" and "Ages 8 and up". --Eagle-1, the funniest bastard on Earth!

This year will be the year we finally settle the biggest debate of all time as well.

We're going to glue a whole loaf of buttered toast to The Cat and toss him off the balcony. And all in the name of science!

Well at least use "Texas toast"....it's thicker.

I mean, we gotta at least give the ol' Cat a chance at survival....

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Now, even if I WERE to attend, y'all better keep them costume wearing types away from me. I don't like you model people. How I ever got hooked up with you geeks, I'll never know. I lived all this time, just to end up spending my days with fucking "Skill Level 3" and "Ages 8 and up". --Eagle-1, the funniest bastard on Earth!

You're gonna have to balance the mass of the toast against my mass... and brother, that's going to take a LOT of toast.

We just gotta get the physics right then.

Well---leave ME out of it....

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Now, even if I WERE to attend, y'all better keep them costume wearing types away from me. I don't like you model people. How I ever got hooked up with you geeks, I'll never know. I lived all this time, just to end up spending my days with fucking "Skill Level 3" and "Ages 8 and up". --Eagle-1, the funniest bastard on Earth!

I just realized this thread is sticky.....no doubt it was done by The Cat and he didn't lick his paws clean first.

So much for the theory cats are clean animals you nasty nasty kitty.

DAMMIT! Now who we gonna get to clean up the mess?

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Now, even if I WERE to attend, y'all better keep them costume wearing types away from me. I don't like you model people. How I ever got hooked up with you geeks, I'll never know. I lived all this time, just to end up spending my days with fucking "Skill Level 3" and "Ages 8 and up". --Eagle-1, the funniest bastard on Earth!