Sew up your vaginas and get a vasectomy because having a baby sucks! The trailer has landed for birth control movie of 2012, “What To Expect When You’re Expecting.” If “We Need To Talk About Kevin” didn’t scare you off having children, this should do the trick.

Based on the best-selling book every would be parent gets when they get pregnant, it’s been spun into a multi-character/multi-thread “New Year’s Eve“/”Valentine’s Day“-esque tale about getting knocked up and it appears nobody is happy. It makes Elizabeth Banks hysterical, Dennis Quaid embarassed and Brooklyn Decker…well, she stays hot. Cameron Diaz, Anna Kendrick, Chris Rock, Matthew Morrison, Rodrigo Santoro, Chace Crawford, Jennifer Lopez, Wendi McLendon-Covey, Tom Lennon and Rob Huebel all round out the cast on this one. Was Jason Sudeikis not available to help fill out the dude cast?

Anyway, watch how much fun it is to be pregnant below. The movie opens on May 11, 2012.