The How Queer Are You Test

Uber Queer

All possible test results

I'm not sure what makes you think you're queer, but you're not. Maybe you like to sleep with people of your same sex/gender, but that isn't enough. You, my friend, are no threat to civilization as w... Read more

Well, you're politics aren't totally off, but you're not very queer when it comes right down to it. Seems to me you pretty much just want a piece of the liberal American pie. You can have it. Read more

Well, you're pretty monoamorous/monosexual, but at least you enjoy a little (if only a little) spice in your life, even if you tend to keep it hidden. But sex is more than missionary, and being queer... Read more

You've got a slightly kinky side, but you tend to keep it between you and your lover. Being a bit kinky out of sight is fine, but you need to branch out if you really want to call yourself queer, hon... Read more

You're a bit kinky, and while your politics are good, you don't really put them into action in your personal life. You still like the trappings of monogamy, which is OK, I guess, just not for me. Read more

What's wrong with this scene? You're really interesting -- you have a nice kinky side, and you get the whole lefty politics thing, but you are stuck in some pretty binary thinking, still. Go read Ge... Read more

You like to get out a bit, play around, you are beginning to think outside the box, but you are still pretty vanilla, aren't you? And you tend to "swap" with other good centrist liberals. Get out of... Read more

You've got potential. You like to kink outside the box. Not bad. But you're separating the personal from the political a bit too much. We've got to change things, not just get a seat at the table. Read more

You've got a decent understanding of gender politics, but you have yet to really put it into action when it comes to sex, huh? That's OK. You've earned your queer points, and though I may find your ... Read more