Fart Alarm Button

Item ID: #17769
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Everyone Farts, it's just a natural fact. Why is it that people get all stiff and uncomfortable when they hear someone deal one? Instead we should make it an acknowledged event by pressing this Fart Alarm Button. It'll either make the situation more awkward or highly laughable. Let's give it a go, I just laid one. The Button says: "I'd Blame The Dog, but I don't have One", "Are we near a Zoo, or did that smell Come from You?", "Warning!! Fart Detected. All stand Clear. Remove all Smelling Devices!", "Silent But Deadly!", "Tell Me, Do Farts Have Lumps?", and "Theres no Gas Shortage Here!".