As the Giudices file for bankruptcy, everyone's got to chip in to keep those baby girls in sequins.

I thought Teresa did a good job. She's got je ne sais quoi, no?

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And now we know how she got that glow: Tan AND spray.

In case you miss the ads on the 10 different networks in the region, Teresa will also be spread across billboards in her bikini. I hope she's getting enough of a pay-out to keep them in marble; otherwise, it's kind of a vanity project.

Oh no, what if she's just getting paid in free tanning?

Even though lying in a bed surrounded by UV light is, you know, deadly and I'd never do it, I have to admire Teresa's post-baby body. Four babies! She looks hot ... and orange.