eMpTy Minds Radio #439 (06-14-2019)

Hi. You know, there’s an old saying, never look a gift horse in the mouth. With tongue in cheek I now write me a new saying; never look a gift blonde in the eyes. She was blonde ’cause her hair told me so. That was the only proof I had. She didn’t walk, she insinuated. She was from New Orleans and her name was Lou and believe me, brother, Lou was no lady. When I saw her I said to myself, I dig this babe. She almost dug me too…right into a grave. YeeeeGad! Nothing like that happens on EMR, but we do get plenty crazy. Why not check out this episode? It’s 4-3-9 and it promises to be solid. Enjoy!

“My makeup is dry and it cracks_’round my chin. I’m drowing_my sorrows in whiskey and gin._The lion-tamer’s whip doesn’t_crack anymore. The lions. _they won’t fight and the tigers_won’t roar. So, let’s all drink_to the death of a clown. Won’t _someone help me to break up_this crown? Let’s all drink to_the death of a clown. Let’s all_drink to the death of a clown._The old fortune teller lies_dead on the floor. Nobody_needs fortunes told anymore._The trainer of insects is
_crouched on his knees and
_frantically looking for run-_away flees.”

EM NEWS– I Want My Fucking Lobster Roll…KAW!– Taco Cops, How May We Help You, Dumb Fuck?– Cracker Is A Crack Cracker– And a whole lot more

ETCETERA
– Cinema PaulieDiso doubles down on the kitchen sink– An all new Top Ten List– Jerry’s Happy Note
– Back Rockwards!
– We chat with guest Tabitha
– Plenty of Odd Tidbits– So much more, your head will spin!