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Fuck Love Magazine and their pandering to whatever audience they can by getting whatever “it girl” with a following they can to get into lingerie to roll around …there’s zero story, zero continuity, it is lazy and they just assume it is good because they have people with following in their garbage, and they know people will post their garbage, because it is the internet and people are too fucking lazy to produce content….so instead we just look at judge….

Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or fancy, or mature for her – as her face melted away and she turned what must be 45…you know do somethin fresh and exciting which is interesting since there’s nothing fresh or exciting about this Love Magazine video, it’s just tired and depressing…

Abbey Clancy is some re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…

Well, she’s married to a footballer and has a kid with him, they could be divorced from him, but either way has a kid with him, so she’s the classy kind of girl who makes an athlete marry her before having his kid…unlike so many other escorts who see opportunity….this escort is a lady….

So thanks to her look, her hustle and her uterus, she’s pretty much got her retirement lined up, and she doesn’t have to work, which is convenient since she’s never worked, this is not work….but it’s putting effort into something, very little effort, I mean standing around in bikinis is rough when you’re a lazy bitch who spends the money of the guy you fuck….

But she’s hard at work – all in efforts to feel like she’s achieving something, while getting as much male attention as she can get , because her baby daddy is out fucking groupies and she feels so alone in her good life…

Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer, or was married to a footballer, because divorces happen, especially with rich people after you’ve been knocked up by them…

So instead of retirement, sitting on her monthly stipend, she decides to continue her modeling, because it is easy work…and really never did it for the money, but rather the validation…

All to feel like she’s more than just a hooker, while getting jerked off to by men everywhere who like half naked girls….because her husband is busy fucking soccer Groupies…

Now she’s in the new Agent Provocateur campaign…and it’s pretty well done…I dig it.

Abbey Clancy, or Abigail Clancy as she was known professionally before she got involved in a cocaine scandal…is a WAG, which means soccer wife, which is something pretty major in Europe since Soccer is the biggest fucking thing..there are thousands of players and every cocktail waitress, low level model, stripper, and high school drop out with fake tits, seems to be one..

It’s good business to lock in a soccer player. You get to all the events, in the tabloids, and that’s way better than serving cocktails…

Soccer players are rich, so sugar baby that shit…right…Sugar baby is code for hooker….

She’s a “lingerie” model, and here are some pics of her ass that she posted, and ass I would possible finance if I was rich too…knowing I could always trade her in when she falls the fuck part at the seams when she hits 35.

Nothing screams Christmas like a model washing a car, because that would probably be the only time you’d ever be able to convince a model to wash a car, at least if you were a billionaire she was trying to prove she wasn’t just a gold digger for, unless she spent all her money on coke…which I doubt, since models get coke for free…

Point being, everyday is Christmas when you get to stare at girls like this…doing things like this…and you don’t need a birth of Jesus or a tree to jerk off to it…right…

I don’t know it that was the actual point I wanted to make…but either way…this may not be anything Christmas, but then again either is Christmas, but it is a Christmas miracle..

Abbey Clancy, or Abigail Clancy as she’s known professionally…is a WAG, which means soccer wife, which is something pretty major in Europe since Soccer is the biggest fucking thing…and in being a WAG, has managed to have some kind of “lingerie” modeling career, that I would argue never really paid the bills, but was more of a casting credit to keep her Soccer playing man happy that he was married and spending his Soccer money on her…it’s a status thing….and now she’s out at events wearing no bra and sheer dresses, showing hte world her lopsided implant…nipples aiming to the right on this one…and it makes me laugh knowing that no girl going under the knife for tits to help their career is really doing it thinking that is gonna end up like this….

Abbey Clancy is a WAG, which I guess you could easily confuse for a hooker, because that’s kind of what Soccer players go for.

You know the kind of babe who can seduce one of these fuckers when she was a cocktail waitress, only to have him get her into the media and on TV….

Her story is way different though, she’s not like those other girls…this one actually has a pro football playing brother, who may have opened some doors for her to open her legs, something apparently she’s still good enough at….

You know, the kind of girl who did it on her own, in 2006, she was on a reality show which coincidentally is the same year she started dating her husband….but I’m sure he had nothing to do with it..

And really, it doesn’t matter, because she’s showing plump otter labia busting out of her panties which getting out of her car…and I love that shit..even when it’s shit…seriously..

Give me a Labia busting out of a panty any day, and I’ll be happy..kind of like Abbey Clancy when it comes to wallets to fuck…but in her defence she’s put in 8 years with the guy, there a comes a point where that wallet fucking isn’t really wallet fucking at all…she’s paid her dues people…now look at her vag.

Abbey Clancy is a UK Lingerie model, who is not really a lingerie model, but is pushing 30 and has leveraged her brother’s soccer career, to find herself a soccer playing husband, who she has married and now has a solid retirement plan, that allows her to post in her lingerie and bikinis…for free…because paying her in feeding her ego is better than money for a woman with her husband’s credit card…

Not that it matters, what does matter is how good she looks in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

If you don’t like that…here she is posing in some backless bra for Ultimo lingerie…

Abbey Clancy is a British lingerie model, which I assume means she’s a Glamour Model, and I have probably written about her on the site before…probably making fun of the fact that she’s not actually a model, but rather some party slut who lured in a famous Soccer player and is now living the good life, like she was Coco…a gold digging hooker done right…yep, That’s Exactly What My Angle Was ….

But the fact is that she’s flashing her pants backstage somewhere which may not be sucking dick to get ahead, but I’m easy going and accept all forms of attention seeking…plus I’ve Already Seen Her Nude

Abbey Clancy is a model…who married a soccer player…because that’s what they do in the UK and now she’s in the one decent video that Thelovemagazine has thrown into their Advent Calendar shoot…because this year, their hustle has fallen off…but this Abbey Clancy girl…belongs under my tree…wrapped up and unable to run away from me…because I like her that much and want to turn her into my very own Christmas miracle….

I don’t know who the fuck Abbey Clancy is and I am not going to bother looking her up because I figure all these cunts kinda blend into one pile of irrelevant vagina…that thinks it is more important than it is…and there’s really only 5-10 people actually care about…the rest we just look at when they flashing their shit, period, miscarriage panties at the paparazzi..like this Abbey Clancy who I am sure is a lovely creature with an ego who thinks she’s more important than she is…just the way we like to hate em…

Abbey Clancy is from the UK, she models lingerie, she’s married to a footballer and has a kid with him, which pretty much means she’s got her retirement already lined up, and that she doesn’t have to work, like other real Housewives, but in efforts to feel like she’s achieving something, while getting as much male attention as she can get, she decides to model naked. Not for the money people, she’s already rich and doesn’t need it. She models naked because she loves being asked to be naked on camera, it makes her feel desirable, while her husband is on the road gang banging groupies.

Don’t get me wrong, I love all women who model naked, under any and all circumstances, it just makes me laugh when they do it, even when they don’t have to, because they have money and everything they want. I’m talking the villas, the mansions, the luxury cars and her only doing it cuz for the love of being asked to be naked, to feel like her mom body still has it, and that emptiness deep inside them that needs filling, ideally with cock, is better than seeing her awesome body.

I didn’t get arrested like I thought I would. But I did hide in the corner of my appartment all night hugging my knees expecting some big scary police man or bailiff to come take me away so I didn’t get much sleep and just woke up now. That’s pretty irresonsible of me, but the truth is I have paranoia issues and I don’t really understand the legalities of the internet and just started this site for fun and now feel like I am in over my head and shit, but I don’t want to bore you with all that. I mean who cares if I end up jumping into traffic thinking some random dude on the street corner is the FBI staking me out because he’s talking on his bluetooth, or if the van parked outside my house isn’t a molestor like I thought it was, but some high tech spy unit used to take me down. I mean, I don’t think I am that important or relevant. I’m just some asshole on a computer but I don’t know what the hell goes on in Bureaucracy and I guess that’s what scares me.

What doesn’t scare me is this Abbey Clancy slut in FHM doing her whole posing thing like she doe because she doesn’t care if dudes will jerk off to her at home but she does care if you kidnap her and make her into her girlfriend against her will in your basement, but I guess that just goes without saying…