Hated the new Karate Kid movie with Clownie Chan and Smithspawn? Not to worry: Houston still has a perfectly fine Miyagi everyone can enjoy, and he knows how to use some pretty badass knives. Speaking of badass, we had a little chat with Anthony Bourdain, who charmed the living hell out of us while making us miss Mai's just that much more.

Cheap wine is one of our favorite things, you shouldn't be surprised to learn. We're also fond of cupcakes, although we feel there's definitely room for other types of desserts, both figuratively and literally: We haven't eaten a lot yet today.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, so make sure your boss knows that when you stroll in an hour late stuffed to the gills with eggs and bacon. What are you supposed to do, rush? That's bad for digestion, folks. Bring him some coffee, he'll forgive you. Bosses are cool like that, always. Right, boss?