Welcome to the last Crave story you'll read from me. As regular listeners to the CNET UK Podcast will know, it's time for this editor to haul ass to pastures new. But not without highlighting something many have you have highlighted over the last three years: Crave's graphics.

Sometimes, to grab the attention of the tired, passing reader, I have felt it necessary to capture them by means of creating visual 'attention manholes'. These illustrations -- as seen above -- sometimes get mentioned more in the comments sections of stories than the stories themselves.

So I thought as my final journalistic ejaculation for CNET UK, I'd collect together my absolute favourites. Some have cats in, some have dogs in, some have guinea pigs in. None have jellyfish though, because they scare the shih tzu out of me. There are none with shih tzus in either, though.

Anyhow, enjoy the collection in the pages that follow, and have yourselves a moist and delicious 2010. It's been a blast annoying you these last few years.