Miranda Kerr Is Pregnant

For those of you who care about the beauty level of the next generation, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are expecting their first beautiful child.

The only thing I find interesting about this piece of information is the fact that Randy sprung the news on Spanish Vogue instead of, say, Ok! Magazine or People. I mean, Spanish Vogue? She might as well have dropped that nugget on Cat Fancy.

Here’s Miranda in Chicago back in May promoting more Victoria’s Secret shit so she can afford to buy fancy diapers.