I was dreaming that I was being physically attacked and no one was paying attention to my cries for help. Then I remembered reading that people don't want to get involved when they hear "HELP", but come running when they hear, "FIRE". So in my dream, and in my bed, I started yelling, "FI-URE, FI-URE"! DH woke up and said, "What are you yelling about"? Through slurred words I said, "FIRE"!!! He said, and I quote, "Go back to sleep" and he turned over!!!!!

Hahahahahaha. Never even bothered to check to see if in fact there was a FIRE!!!!!!!