This is what happens when you write about millennials

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TIMEwrote about millennials today. Did you read it? Probably not, because it's behind a paywall, and come on. Joel Stein, who routinely brought the lulz to TIME a decade ago, put together generalizations that would've been topical and funny in 2007: Millennials are lazy mooches who hide in their mothers' beds instead of finding jobs, blah blah blah. Have fun reading it, olds. What's really important is that the millennial-run Internet took the prompt and chewed it up and spat it out into something absurd.

There's a lot of talk about how Snapchat doesn't really delete your photos—they're still there in a secret folder and you can pay someone to dig them up. That may be true, but they're actually just as deleted as anything else you throw away.