Thanks to our Second Amendment rights, a gunman killed eight people in rural Virginia today and forced down a police helicopter. As of this writing, police have not captured the gunman and four nearby schools have been closed. Of course, while gun activists believe they need a gun to protect themselves, students can’t bring guns to school so they’re just screwed. Well, actually, they’re shot – in inexcusable numbers.

There will be another shooting coming along soon. Don’t ya just know it?