IWO JIMA LIFESIZE BRONZE:
The marines suffered only 26,000 casualties trying to plant the American Flag on Mt. Suribachi. Melt the sculpture, veterans won’t miss it, there are just a few left. Besides Japanese Americans find it offensive, they lost ancestors in WW2.

MOUNT RUSHMORE:
George & Tom held slaves. Teddy was a bigot. Must have been bad hombres. Blow it up!

THE ALAMO:
Roughly 250 Americans, including Bowie, Travis, & Crockett, died defending the fort against Santana’s 20,000 strong Mexican army. 50 survived. Mexican Americans want Texas returned to Mexico…Maybe a good idea because Illegal immigrants would flock back home, then they wouldn’t have to learn the language.

GETTYBURG PARK:
Only 50,000 casualties on both sides. Not enough to worry about…hell, it was 154 years ago. Besides LIncoln’s address was written in one draft with only 232 words. Not enough to be important. Scrap the whole thing including its 43,000 artifacts. Dems. think it’s a good move to win back Pennsylvania in 2020.