Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Time for some Gratitude to all the Hazzard County Raffle Sponsors

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I'll go over the list of the groups, individuals and company's that donated prizes to the ESCAPE TO HAZZARD COUNTY Raffle;

You guys who made donations, I totally appreciate it one and all. And everyone who bought tickets, you broke us even steven on the trip. We had a few added exenses that were "unseen" charges and some additional bike fee's (?), whacky, I know, I could have fit 500 bikes in our camp ground...? But whatever, thank you so much for coming out and having a blast! Be sure to visit our Hazzard Love Connection Network (links below)...

Biltwell donated the three prize helmets which were then painted by Kit, 2 went to the raffle and the third went to the winner of the Co-Ed Daisy Duke Contest

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