About Snarkurchin

Not really. But, unlike some the human clients my friend the editrix deals with, baboons can tell whether a group of letters do or do not form a word. WARNING! DANGER! BABOON PHOTO AT LINK. I really, really, really hate … Continue reading →

Strange as it might sound, I love the Planet of the Apes franchise; always did. I grew up watching the movies and the TV show and the cartoon and planning how I was going to steal a close friend’s giant … Continue reading →

On the whole, this movie really did it for me. I laughed and that oversized raisin in my ribcage went a bit moist. Then came the monkey. The cymbal clashing monkey. The screaming, treacherous, cymbal clashing monkey. The HISSING screaming … Continue reading →

Oh, hell no. Nonononono. A monkey. In diapers and a dress. A pink dress. TUCKED IN SOME CRAZY WOMAN’S BRA. IN A COURTHOUSE. Short of my house or, say, a daycare center, I can’t think of anywhere monkeys belong less. … Continue reading →