Friday, 15 July 2011

At the Movies: Showing this weekend

Downfather (12A) - A brooding look at Scottish tower block demolitions over the last thirty years set to a looped terrorcore version of Hanson’s MMMBop.

On Bended Knee (PG) - A man addicted to proposing to women encounters problems after developing severe arthritis, forcing his pet cat Hogan (voiced by Jackie Chan) to step up to the plate. James Van Der Beek stars.

Control 2 (18) - Enigmatic Joy Division singer Ian Curtis storms back to life in this uplifting documentary.

Biff Untitled Back to the Future Spin-Off Sequel (TBA) - Biff Tannen bites into a jacket potato and discovers, to his great dismay, that instead of the usual carb treat he's accidently bitten into solidified horse faeces. McFlyyyyy!!! (by J. Bognoir)

Saturday morning kidz' klub:Cool Runnings 2: Limbo Fever (PG) - The Norwegian ski team crash-land in Jamaica and are blackmailed into competing in the national limbo championships. Can Coach James Avery turn a group of uptight Scandinavians into limber limbo lovers? You betcha, mon! Stars The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’s 'Uncle Phil' and none of the original cast.