Thursday, August 9, 2012

Stoning Teachers Raises Some Eyebrows - with Updates

WARNING: THIS STORY IS SATIRE. IT IS NOT REAL. IT IS NOT TRUE. SOME OF YOUR COMMENTS HAVE LED US TO BELIEVE YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS.

August 9, 2012 2:30pm EST

Los
Angeles– When
nineteen-year-old Marsha Felton of Santa Monica heard about a concert honoring teachers, she
wanted to go. After all her mother Jane is a public school teacher. This may account for why
she was so angry when she came across an on-line advertisement for “Teachers Rock.” "I couldn't
believe what I was reading. It
just seemed wrong.”

What
bothered Ms. Felton lies in the fine print at the bottom of the concert promotion. Alongside
food and tee-shirt vendors is listed an entertainment booth entitled
"Rock-a-Teacher.” Further description reads, “Like an old fashioned
dunking booth only better. Live
teachers. Real stones. C’mon, you know you’ve always wanted to.”

Marsha was shocked. “I read it over and over again." She began to spread her rage, as so
many do, by sending a Tweet that linked to the advertisement and
read, "Teachers Rock=Rocks@Teachers.”

Almost
as quick as you can say, “publicity gaffe,” Randi Weingarten, President of the
American Federation of Teachers, began to rally her troops. "This is outrageous!" was the
opening salvo in a daunting and unrelenting number of emails sent from
Weingarten's Twitter account complaining about the planned stoning.
Concert producers Walmart and Walden Media and CBS, which is supposed to
broadcast the concert later this month, have been swamped with vitriolic
communications from labor leaders and their constituents demanding the booth be
removed. “I will nevr by yr
resnbly priced scool supplies again,” threatened @CheapTechr in a Tweet
directed at Walmart.

While
no decision has been made about the fate of the booth, CBS, Walmart and Walden Media
issued a joint statement, which read, “The matter is currently under
examination.”-----

Update: Stars Threaten to WalkAugust 10, 2012 9:00am ESTLos Angeles - TMZ is reporting that several stars scheduled to appear at the "Teachers Rock" concert have threatened to pull out if teachers are actually rocked. According to TMZ sources, Leslee Dart, Meryl Streep's publicist, made a fury-filled phone call to CBS, which is scheduled to record and broadcast the concert later this month. She is quoted as screaming at CBS President and CEO Les Moonves, "Meryl's in a god damn union for Christ's sake. She has to work with Teamsters. Damn right she wants this rectified." No word yet on Moonves' reaction. Also unhappy about the "sport" of stoning teachers is Josh Groban. People magazine is reporting that Groban expressed his concerns to Walmart and Walden Media producers after getting an earful from his art teacher mom. According to sources close to the star, Groban's mother is angry about more than just the stoning booth. She objects to the entire event which is a publicity vehicle for the movie "Don't Give Up." "I don't want you lending your time and talents to a movie that glorifies yet another way to turn public schools over to charter chains," Lindy Groban is reported as saying. "They can call it whatever they want, but this concert is not about honoring teachers. It's being put together by the same people who did 'Waiting for Superman.'"---------

Update: No Rocks AllowedAugust 10, 2012 4:35pm ESTLos Angeles - Well that didn't take long. After receiving hundreds of thousands of phone calls, emails, on-line petitions and tweets, the concert producers of "Teachers Rock" waved the white flag. Through a Walden Media and Walmart spokesperson, it was announced moments ago that the Rock-a-Teacher booth will no longer be a part of the concert event. Reading from a prepared statement, the spokesperson said, "No teachers will be harmed during the concert. Not in a booth. Not by a youth. Not in the parking lot. Not by an angry tot. Not here. Not there. Not anywhere."Les Moonves, President and CEO of CBS, is expected to issue a formal apology tomorrow.

9 comments:

Any event that legitimizes an attack on the teaching profession in order to legitimize or glorify an unproven nuclear option such as parent trigger, charter schools, or vouchers is tantamount to propaganda at it's worst!!!! Anyone supporting it is synonymous with a deserter or traitor to the values our founding fathers established

Be weary of any organization that uses: threats, intimidation, fear or out right deception to further propagate their agenda. They do so because their cause can not hold up on face value alone, being dead set to force their moral opinion on the majority, they try to further their cause at any means. They appeal to the poor, uneducated, uninformed, or English illiterate majority to pass petitions that can be used in a court of law.

For years and years we had dunk tanks with teachers and administrators as the targets at the spring carnival at the elementary school where I used to teach. It was almost always the most popular attraction and the children and teachers who volunteered all loved it. I wish Randi Weingarten and her followers would stop with the victim mentality and let folks have fun.

There is a good tiime for everything, and this is not a good time for carnival-like 'dunk tank stonings' of teachers, Anonymous.

The age-old tradition of carnival relies on the idea that after a carnivalesque 'putting things upside down', the normal order will be restored on the very next day. Carnival in now way challenges or threatens or tears apart the real world and its values, but it *reinforces* them. The prince may be a pauper for a day, a student may act like the school principal, and teachers may lend themselves as victims of bullying. All fun relies on the safe knowledge that the 'normal order' will be restored once the carnival has ended.

Unfortunately, too many teachers cannot count on them being respected, they cannot even count on maintaining their jobs because of the turmoil that goes on in the education profession. This is why it is a bad time for a public 'dunk tank stoning'. It would be distasteful and unfunny. I hope I have helped you to understand why.

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