Justin Bieber plus a blonde and a brunette equals? Most probably ménage a trois, but we’re a family site, so we’re staying away from the toilet humour and the sexual innuendo. On Tuesday night, the Canadian singer left club Amika in Kensington with a blonde and brunette (see above) who covered their faces as they entered the Bieber’s car. We have no idea what went down post-clubbing, but we have a sneaky suspicion the Bieber and his two gals played Cluedo and drank warm milk and laughed and laughed and laughed until the sun rose the next morning.

Okay, our above description of Bieber’s steamy night might be a bit PG, and as the Daily Mail reported, the brunette bimbo – collectively known as Ella-Paige Roberts-Clarke (were her parents high when she was born?) – is a 17-year-old wannabe who is determined to get famous. The Bieber even took the young socialite to Justin Timberlake’s post-Brit Awards soiree where the above mentioned Clarke did not play Cluedo, and definitely did not drink warm milk. They might have laughed – especially when one takes into account the Bieber’s history with the laughing cigarette (PG folks, PG…).

A source for the Daily Mail reveals, “Since she was at school she always wanted to be famous. The weird thing is she has worked so hard but just being seen with Justin Bieber is probably going to make her career.” Well, Ms. Roberts-Clarke, fame whoring goes a long way in Hollywood – just look at Kris Jenner and her tribe of idiots. Roberts-Clarke also reveals on her Twitter page that she’s a singer/songwriter/model. (Sheesh, wouldn’t have thought, hey?)

Well, we wish Bieber and his brunette wannabe all the luck in the world and hope that their Cluedo sessions are filled with Colonel Mustards and Miss Scarletts.

Enjoy the milk, girl, because that land of milk and honey will dry up soon.