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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

LA Is My Skinny Lady

Los Angeles has a way of making me feel fat. There are a lot of skinny women in this town. I think in Spanish "Los Angeles" really means The Assless.

Yesterday, we went to a taping of the Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Ellen Page was one of the guests. The specimens in Bodies: The Exibition have more meat on them than this Juno star. The only way TV could put ten pounds on Ellen Page is if she actually swallowed a 10-lb. television.

People stare at me when I'm in Los Angeles. I must look like somebody who used to be famous. The Mexican men stare at me for different reasons. Apparently, a white woman with soccer thighs is a rare but amazing sight.

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Traci Skene is a veteran professional comedian and author and an accomplished humor writer and blogger. She was a featured performer on Episode 3, Season 7 of NBC's "Last Comic Standing." She's a regular contributor to US Weekly's "Fashion Police." With her husband, comedian Brian McKim, she is the author of "The Comedy Bible: The Complete Resource for Aspiring Comedians." Her most recent book, "Sometimes Ask A Man," is available for download on Amazon.com! in 1999, she established the influential online standup comedy website SHECKYmagazine.com.