Soul Calibur 4: out of 5 for being able to make your enemy look like Alex Navarro, and then go and impale him as an undead pirate. Not to mention, that it fulfills the point of video game squeals, by changing as little as possible, then beefing the graphics, then charging 60$

Halo 3: ODST: out of 5

A game where you play as a man who worships the R button, and because of his devotion, will never let go of it. Also is a

Left 4 Dead: out of 5Yeah, go and leave it for dead.

Wii Fit plus: LAZY out of 5. Could of went outside, or went out to buy a V8.