He pulled some girl in a club and she told him to get some condoms, so he goes the toilets and to the machine. When he get back to the girls he realises he'd bought mints instead. So the girl tells him to go the garage and he lends her dressing gown and slippers and runs down the garage, where gets the condoms, because he was so ****ed he forgot where the house was and had to get a taxi wearing the girls dressing gown and slippers. I laughed anyway.
And nope nout about jets etc, just his darts team