Wednesday, June 04, 2008

One of the kittens has the farts. And not cute little bebbeh kitteh farts. Wretched, foul, plant-wilting farts. They weigh 27 and 21 ounces. There cannot be that much concentrated noxious gas in such a small creature. My eyes are watering and it's quite possible all those little nasal-membrane-protecting hairs have withered and fallen away. It's THAT BAD. Imagine the kind of gas you might expect from, like, the Predator. Or Godzilla.