Welcome to the Brett Favre Live Cam!

No, seriously. Fox has a camera following Brett Favre, and only Brett Favre. So in lieu of watching a potentially decent football game between the Packers and Vikings, you can instead watch Brett Favre point at a clipboard or adjust his frozen balls. So far, it seems as though he prefers his junk angled to the left.

He also appears to experience great joy when the butt slap connects square in the center, with the ring and middle fingers giving a memorable squeeze, followed by an upward thrust.

This is actually a very useful device. Quite simply, anyone so bereft of usefulness that they will actually spend their time watching this can be rounded up and dumped into a live volcano for the good of humanity.