"This hat continuously shines a light on the things that it believes someone did wrong. It is really annoying to everyone around you. Oh, and don't share this hat with anyone. Didn't your mom tell you why you shouldn't share hats?"

+15 Foe Level

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Weld Pentium to Golden Apple.

Creates: i7Machine

Off hand itemLevel Required: 3

"This item is a mess. Each part of it hates the other part. It projects a cool looking dude and a nerd that constantly argue about which side of it is better. Perhaps you should just turn it off and read a book."

+20 Foe toughness- 20 initiative

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(Paladinum + Night Club) Club at the Paladium

Weapon (bashing, small)Power:95Level Required: 10

"This weapon truly is a master of it's Genre. It seems to just dance in your hand and bugalloo on your opponent"

+ 20 HP+ 10 Dodge ability

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(Malkamite + Nightclub) Comedy Club

" Now you've heard it all. With this club you can truly Stand Up to your foes. It is a Real Winner. It cannot be Beat. Seinfeld"

Brickboy + brickboy= Bricktendo BSDescription: The marketing division for this two-screened wonder(?) from Bricktendo claims that the BS stands for 'bonus screen'. I'm pretty sure you know what the BS ACTUALLY stands for. Sticking an extra screen on it is not going to make it much better...Effects: When used, it will randomly increase one stat by two points, or two stats by one point. It may also cause some effect.