First Sex Experience

dc: you wanna hear my first sex experience story
Iwas 16 at a house party
this girl teal: me upstairs
slid her arm up my leg
I pulled my buckler out and fucking parried her
pulled out my Fume Ultra
she' s no longer with

antagonist and main villain dont necessarily have to be evil. they are just the main opponent of the hero of the story. aka in this case, the main opponent of the chosen undead, is gwyn the lord of cinders.

the antagonist or main villain could be a orphanage running monk who volunteers at soup lines and advocates for civil rights or he can be a rich banker whose hobbies include kicking puppies and rubbing his hands together while laughing maniacally. there is no limit to what they can be.

Gwyn isn't the Chosen Undead's main opponent though. Gwyn himself doesn't have a direct part in the Chosen Undead's story until the very end. The main antagonist would probably be Gwyndolin, since he/she is the real mastermind behind all the events the Chosen Undead experiences in their Quest.

actually the main culprit behind the journey would either be velka or the serpents.

but the point remains, gwyn is the head antagonist, he is the one who kickstarted the plot by linking the flame, he is the guy at the end of everything and he is the one that the player must defeat to win the game. gwyndolin at best would a secondary antagonist. but his motivations are actually noble and he doesnt really manipulate the player other than tell him to link the flame.

also an antagonist doesnt need to have direct part in the heros journey, for most of star wars the emperor is just a face in the background for instance. he is simply the main goal or enemy of the protagonist. in star wars for instance, it was the emperor who set in motion everything in star wars, but didnt take an active role in it until later on and the journey ended with him dying.

Gwyn isn't the antagonist just because he's the final boss. During the Chosen Undead's journey, Gwyn sits in the Kiln of the First Flame doing absolutely nothing because he's hollow. Gwyn isn't able to directly antagonize the Chosen Undead in any way except fighting him at the end.

Gwyndolin is the real antagonist. Gwyndolin manipulates the Chosen Undead to become powerful, eliminate all the other gods, and sacrifice himself to link the flame, extending Gwyndolin's rule over Lordran.
Gwyndolin is responsible for the state of the kingdom which the player is constantly fighting against.
Gwyndolin is responsible for maintaining the illusion of light in Anor Londo and the illusion of Gwynevere, who tells the Chosen Undead to kill himself by linking the flame.
The Serpents either A) answer to Gwyndolin, like Frampt, or B) oppose Gwyndolin for equally terrible purposes, like Kaathe.

I agree that the antagonist doesn't have to have a direct part in the Hero's journey - Gwyndolin doesn't really. But he is the one most directly responsible for all the things that happen to the Chosen Undead on their journey.

except the ones who manipulate gwyndolin and you are the serpents. gwyndolin is simply doing what he thinks will save the earth. and doesnt even take an active role on that. only giving out advices on what to do to the player character. the kingdom was already faltering when gwyndolin came to power. there isnt much that he could do by that point since gwyn dissapearing, the flame fading and **** like chaos and undead curse around everybody just jumped the ship and the country just went to ****.

the serpents are playing both sides. the dark ending has both kaathe and frampt bowing to you.

gwyn is the origin of the journey, he started the curse, he set things up for the flame to be linked, he is the one that stands againts the player in the end, he is the one the player is told to surpass in the game.

gwyndolin is just a supportive character. you are really stretching it if you think he is the villain.

And I'm not saying that just because. T-shirt quality feels bad, and they ban anyone who uploads anything copyrighted even when there are hundreds of people who still do that and get away with it. So the only stuff on there that is guaranteed to stay is self-drawn abstract crap. Ok, I'm done.

im only 20 and its not really that complicated the big hole in the middle of the block is where the cam goes the two holes on either side are water in and water out and the three smallest holes around the cam hole are 2 bolt holes and one oil passage
see not that complicated its like math if youre not interested in it really itll confuse you when you look at it

just read up on the pilgrimage thing and pretty much youre taking everything i love and putting it into one game if you put a ******* of lore into this game and it gets covered by vaati i will worship you above almost all else

or do it like in that creepypasta about the murderous kid where in the middle of the night he suffocated his baby sister with her teddy bear and laid everything perfectly in place and layed the baby on her stomach with the cover up to her mouth

lemme lay some advice on you friend, girls like sex more than guys. But guys like the idea of getting sex, more than girls.

But during sex, we hit our orgasmic high which lasts several seconds + just before the climax. Girls receive multiple orgasms that last longer in the time it takes for us to have one. Seriously, I've slept around with a lot of sluts and dated a couple genuine nice girls, the common trend I noticed is they love dick and seem to moan/whimper/react for longer and more intensely during sex than the guy.

What to take from this? Girls really do love dick. Girls are picky af with boyfriends but if it's a root you're after, ANYONE can get it. I've seen the ugliest ***** at clubs pull, or just use tinder.

Maybe it's because Australian girls are easier or something but you Americans seem to really struggle to get laid, or there's just a larger population of you on the internet so it seems justified. Also in Australia, especially in my town, there's a huge surplus of horny sluts, downside is you'd never want to date a slut. Trust issues man.

If you ever decide to go outside, you'll notice there are even nerdy/just unappealing girls who struggle to get laid as well. You could settle for that even, my point was and still is, getting laid isn't that goddamn hard and if it is well the reasoning is your hygiene sucks Major turn off or you're a really awkward cunt who can't hold a conversation. Work on any of the 2, and anyone can do it.

Oh, that part. My bad bro but sayting [x] Doubt is very ambiguous haven't the slightest **** of an idea which part you doubted lol.

To be honest I think there's something wrong with me. Sometimes I can't even finish and I go soft and my girlfriend always calls me out on it because she can feel the 'throbbing' effect inside. I feel like internet porn has spoilt me, it's better than real life you know? Also I'm not the horniest bloke, I only fap out of boredom tbh.

That said, my girlfriend has a really high sex drive, and I just can't match it. It sounds like heaven to most guys but to me I hate it because I'm exhausted or disappointing her.

buckler was a big thing in dark souls 2 because of its ******** parry frames
buckler isnt a big thing in dark souls 3 because its low parry frames
fume ultra fun sword was ******** on repostes in dark souls 2 and was also created in dark souls 2
fume ultra ******** was patched early to be a pushover gankspank weapon in dark souls 3
youre argument doesnt have the right to be invalid or valid seeing as how it was ill informed and basically aids to start with so gtfo

"buckler was a big thing in dark souls 2 because of its ******** parry frames"
As in every Dark Souls game, It's still easy as **** and widely known to catch weapons easily.
Small shields are still a thing, they're just behind the caestus now.

Another thing that ads that this is talking about DKS3 instead of DKS2 is that I can't find the OP's content anywhere else. It's only here on FJ, meaning the later it was created, the more likely it is we're talking about the most recent game.

btw a heavy build doesnt matter aymore its all in the dmg resist
i use :
mornes helmet
mornes armor
catarina guantlets
smoughs legs
with 2 different swords depending on my mood
anris straightsword+5 or hollow astora greatsword+9
(yes im a luck build and yes you should make one too)
i normally use ceastus because its a near free parry on reaction and if i get a spammer i can use my 60 str and 60 dex against them with the ceastus' weapon art perserverance to jump through their stun lock and deal some fairly heavy dmg to them before they roll out

High endurance, and greatswords. Typically zweihander or wolf. I use the fat roll to **** with them.
I do an R1, they dodge roll and run at me. I fat roll and they move in to backstab but I come out of the roll and immediately go 2-handed and jump attack at them. They always roll back, and are just within range - then just ******* destroy them with two-handed R1

I love the fight club on the High Wall in DS3. I don't think I've ever witnessed a fight there that wasn't unique or intense. Watching Dark Wraith clone get shut down by Havel clown just to watch them get **** on in turn by some jackass with a pitchfork? ******* perfect.

i hosted one there once that was hilarious
>dark sword havel shows up
>orobobobobo wanna be shows up with black cock ultra cucksword
>orobobobobo sees dark swords 3 being released in the arena area and promptly swaps his ultra cucksword for the bigdick9000 broken straightsword
>fight lasts a solid 20 minutes no sunny d in sight
>orobobobobo wins with half health left while cuckasaurus rex is raging in the party calling orobobobobo a n haxor
a hearty chuckle was shared as the young cuckasaurus was pushed out of the nest and kicked out of the party for being a little bitch

I remember once back when I was new to fight clubs. Probably around my 3rd time as a contender. Chilling as sunbro, watching the events
>Dark Spirit ******* Vs. Mad Spirit naked swordsman
******* was using iron flesh and heavy armor.
Naked swordsman using chaos pole.
After about 25 minutes of naked swordsman smacking pitiful damage again *******, a terrible crime was committed.
******* earned his name by using an estus.
I had no clue that was so grievous a crime: I was new to the club and never used one myself because there was never a chance.
Before ******* has even gotten the back of hid throat wet, the entire club was on him. I watched in horror as every super attack and heavy hit and rape was unleashed on this guy in under a second. No one even cared about the area of effect: two other players died just because of all the concentrated rape and ******* didn't even touch them...

Thay reminds of a battle Royale I joined in that arena. Hist would only summon reds and purples - no friendlies. The battles were just non stop - constantly five dudes just smashing each other for a good two hours all the homo .
After awhile, we'd developed an unspoken rule - anyone who went up the stairs became the new target. Just "FISH OUT OF WATER" and then 4 dudes chasing some poor **** who didn't even know it was off limits...