Can You Get Married In The Kim Kardashian iPhone Game? It's Unfairly Confusing!

Hi there! Kristie here. Still playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood with reckless abandon. What’s the latest and greatest with my avatar? Oh, she’s just lending her voice to an animated movie franchise (she plays a bicycle), becoming BFFs with Anna Wintour-lite, and dodging an aggressive paparazzo at Kim Karadashian’s birthday. NO BIGGIE. As for the romance front? She's left a trail of broken hearts in her wake. Relayshes are not my avatar’s top priority, so no, I haven’t spent much time exploring the dating and relationships element of the game. I'd much rather my avatar promote moisturizer at a nightclub than hang out at Brew Palms with a guy who dissed her minidress the moment she sat down, thank you very much.

Yeah, if Publicist Maria requests my avatar take mandatory "fun" time and go out to dinner with one of the hundred lame dudes she's met in this game, my avatar will do it. Because I, er, my avatar will do anything Publicist Maria or Manager Simon say my avatar should do. I willingly put my avatar's life in their hands on the reg (e.g., go on dates for the cameras). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But I’m not about to pursue real-deal coupledom. I am not about to spend all of my lightning bolts on flirtin' and dessertin'. I am not about to waste K stars on "charming" a beau into not ending the relationship over the phone. I am not about to buy an ugly sweater just because it's been stamped with the "impress your date" heart. My avatar dresses for my avatar.

Do wonder what would happen if I changed my mind about the dickbags in this game and decided to go all in on a relationship? Occasionally.

Might I be depriving my avatar the chance to fall in love? Might my avatar resent me? Might love conquer all, aka be the key to beating the game?

WAIT. Just how serious could a KK:H relationship get, anyway? Could my avatar and a S.O. DTR? Could my avatar and a S.O. get engaged? Could my avatar and a S.O. get married? If so, will Kim K. be my maid of honor?

I consulted the Chapter Cheats message boards with a specific mission: Is KK:H marriage a thing?! Here's what I found: