After concealed carry of handguns is legalized on the University of Texas campus, Jessica Jin, with the help of a tight-knit group of young female students, births a movement: The Great Texas Dildo Revolt.

It’s the age of The Wild West, circa 1870. An affluent pioneer, Samuel Alabaster (Robert Pattinson) ventures deep into the American wilderness to reunite with and marry the love of his life, Penelope (Mia Wasikowska).