1) Stand silent beside him, mimicking his movements and actions. When he plays a recording or talks (depends on the generation), open your mouth and pretend to utter the same words mockingly.

2) Ask him if he's the champion of Kaon, then why does he serve under Megatron? Obviously Megatron's a lesser being. Does Soundwave like being someone else's bitch?

3) Compliment Soundwave on his voice and imagination.

4) Inform Soundwave that throwing his emotional processing away in order to make room for more data is a sign of self-abuse.

5) Ask the Communications Officer why he likes colons so much in his dialogue.

6) Tell Soundwave that hiding all of his pets and friends in his chest is a sign of neglect and abuse.

7) Inform G1 Soundwave that cassette's are so out of style. It's all about CD's and DVD's now dude. You're behind on the trend.

8) Ask eagerly for Soundwave to tell you what you're thinking since supposedly his transmission is so powerful he can pick up the electrical impulses of one's thoughts, organic or otherwise. Then proceed to think of a fluffy kitty version of Soundwave.

9) Ask TF Prime Soundwave where his face is. And why does he take pictures of little kids ?

10) Go around shouting: "Soundwave: Inferior. Starscream: Superior."

11) Talk about how many glitches and viruses computers can get out loud and pointly look at Soundwave as you say this.

14) Ask about Soundwave's relationship with Starscream, blushing and giggling madly all the while.

15) Make obnoxious sounds and noises while Soundwave is working. Occasionally ask him if he 'Caught all of that and would replay it backwards to see if there's a hidden message'.

16) Follow DOTM Soundwave and tell him how Frenzys dead, over, and over, and over again. [Kindly submitted by ~IAMChameleonMK.]

17) Prior to number 6; tell Soundwave that he's the Cybertronian Worst Father ever. Let the kiddies go on strike and force him to do houseworks. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

18) Mention that you think Shockwave will win in a glaring contest between the two of them. You never know how long they take it for. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

19) Ask if he uses those tentacles for anything 'else' besides hacking computers and Makeshift. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

20) Ask if those two incidents counted as 'interfacing'. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

21) Scream "But I don't wanna watch hentai!" every time you see Soundwave. [Kindly submitted by ~SkylerFarrier.]

22) Only communicate with TFP Soundwave in sign language and nothing else. If asked, explain that since Soundwave doesn't talk, then maybe he could communicate better in sign language. [Kindly submitted by ~ahunmaster.]

28) When he is recharging himself draw on his face a face. [Kindly submitted by ~AutobotPace.]

29) Everytime he walks in the room, loudly point out how he technically MADE Frenzy die, and that maybe if the minicons got out more, that wouldn't have happened. [Kindly submitted by ~Cinnamonfur.]

30) Draw a big smile on his face with a red pro-marker pen and go 'Why So Serious?' in referrence to The Joker. [Kindly submitted by ~RogueScarlett.]

31) Give Ravage a bath. [Kindly submitted by ~Steamstrike.]

32) Post a video on YouTube of him having a tea party with his cassettes. [Kindly submitted by ~shozurei.]

33) Tie his tentacles into a big knot. [Kindly submitted by ~shozurei.]

34) Use him as your ipod/zoon. [Kindly submitted by ~PhantomMuse.]

35) When Soundwave is with Ravage, tell him to stop acting like he's Dr. Claw. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

36) When he transforms, quickly grab him, put him on your shoulder and shout out, "Look at me, I'm LL Cool J!" He seriously needs to get with the times. Boom boxes, cassette players, all that is so old school. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

37) In addition, mess with his head and trick him into changing his alt. mode into something more relevant. Like an ipod. or a zune... if they still make those. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

39) Take either Laserbeak or Ravage and try to play them in another cassette player... if they still make them, that is. If you can, try to record something stupid on either one or both of them. [Kindly submitted by ~ShadowBionics.]

40) Ask him how he size-morphs from a 2-story robot to a tiny little tape player. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

41) After asking him about his size-shifting, ask him how it's even REMOTELY possible for him to fly in both forms. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

42) Rewrite all of the data on his cassetticons to play the cheesiest songs from the '80s, including "It's Raining Men" by the Weather Girls and Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

43) Tell TFA Soundwave that if he really was superior to the Autobots, he wouldn't have built himself with parts made in China. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

44) Tell TFP Soundwave to Google Image search himself with the safe search feature off. Then tell him to search "tentacles" with the same settings. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

45) Say in the dreamiest voice that you want to listen to the greatest tunes from the greatest Cybertronian tape player, the one who has the most SUPERIOR sound quality, sharpest treble, and loudest bass. Yes, you want to listen to Autobot Blaster. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

46) Tell TFA Soundwave he would have been better off as someone else's tape player. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

47) Call TFP Soundwave "Squidwave." If he asks why, tell him that since he's got tentacles, he's got to be a squid. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

48) After (insert number of previous suggestion here), ask him why he chose to become a flyer instead of a swimmer. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

49) After (insert number of previous suggestion), ask him, "Hey, didn't you use to transform into a rolling boombox on Cybertron? [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

50) Use TFP Soundwave's arms to slice the crust off of your sandwich. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

51) Ask him if he has indigestion since he always has live animals in his stomach. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

52) Ask TFA Soundwave why he doesn't have a chin since all the cool 'bots have one. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

53) Tell DotM Soundwave that if he had just stayed in Earth's orbit, he probably wouldn't have had his aft handed to him by Bumblebee. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

54) Tell DotM Soundwave that even Skids and Mudflap look cooler as a rusty ice cream truck than he does as a brand-new Mercedes. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

55) Ask Soundwave how he feels about Starscream being the dominant one in the relationship. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

62) Ask Bayformers Soundwave how he lost his robotic speaking ability. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

63) Compare Cybertron Soundwave with SG Soundwave and let them rambel,100 points if it is Cybertron that leaves first,or 10000 if SG disades to speak like his regual self. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

64) Compare Bayformers with Sir Soundwave and say that the only difference is that Bayformers has a darker voice. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

65) Ask TFP Soundwave why he didn't kill Cliffjumper when it is obvious he could have sliced him into the size of energon cubes in just a minute. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

66) Then say that Starscream did it to say that even sombody without blades for arms could kill an ant. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

67) Then take Mr.Burns and TFP Soundwave and give each one an ant to squish.1000 points if Burns fall first.100000 points if Soundwave falls first.200 if Burn's fly away by the strength of the ant.2000000 points if Soundwave dosen't only fall first,but the wind grabs him and he sails away on the wind. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

68) Take a voice recording of somebody and then put it throught a vocoder then download it to an MP3 and then show TFP Soundwave it and say. - Oops,sorry I seem to have downloaded your voice.Then make a cute giggle. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

69) Then tell him that you will only let him have his voice back if you give you a sparkling clone of your favorite transformers, any time zone and any universe and any faction. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

70) Then after he has given you the sparklings,change the voice into a girl voice with helium and let the voice be singing My little pony. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

71) Then as you run,por water over him and say.- I thought paper dissolved when in contact by water. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

72) Then you should trick him out on an ice skating ring and watch him slice the ice and trip. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

73) Tell TFP Soundwave that he should be training for DOTM because that Soundwave atleast had Some muscle, not all bone. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

74) Tell TFP Soundwave that he can breath out because you won't(will)tell anybody (everybody)how fat he really is. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

75) Show all incarnations of Soundwave, including SG one, plastic addic were he reviwes Titanium Soundwave. [Kindly submitted by ~RobinLightwalker.]

76) Ask G1 Soundwave if he enjoyed it when Blaster pressed his "erase" button. [Kindly submitted by ~StarscreamIsBeast.]

77) Ask him how many times he got outsmarted from a kid, especially Raf in TF Prime. [Kindly submitted by ~Juliapopstar.]

85) Talk DotM Soundwave into reciting quotes from the sand-mountain-lion-thing from the movie Aladdin. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

86) Ask DotM Soundwave why he would even take orders from a human. Be sure to do this AFTER you've made him do several things for you. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

87) Whenever you see Soundwave staring off into space, ask him, "Are you fantasizing about Blaster again?" [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

88) Whenever you and Soundwave are sitting on a cliff, tell him that it's too quiet for you, and ask him to transform into tape player mode. Once he does, shout, "DROP THE BEAT!!!" and push him off the cliff. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

89) Get him drunk on energon, then convince him to sing at a karaoke bar. Record every thing and show him the tape the next morning. 1000 bonus points if you get Blaster to record every thing for you. [Kindly submitted by ~Austin-Comix-Inc.]

90) Ask him who's the father of his casette children. [Kindly submitted by ~BDNatsuki.]

91) While TFP soundwave is asleep, glue a mustache on his face. [Kindly submitted by ~Saronicle.]

92) Tell him it's unfair to Blaster that he keeps the kids all to himself. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

93) Request that he play "Boombox" by The Lonely Island. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

94) Keep asking TFP Soundwave questions and demand he talk to you with his real voice. Try not to get thrown off the ship. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

95) Ask him if he's really ugly and that's why he hides behind a mask and visor. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

96) Request that he convert his voice to sound like Darth Vadar. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

97) Ask TFP Soundwave did with his casseticons and start spouting off about children and animal rights. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

98) Find TFA Soundwave and tell him that if he really was a Decepticon he would be capable of flight. [Kindly submitted by *isscaris.]

i know another for TFP SW if someone hasn't already.hack into SW and make to where next time he's asked to show footage on his visor,it'll play the '2 girls and a cup' clipbetter yet, have it activate ALL the monitors on the ship and record EVERYONES reactions.

yet another idea popped into my head: say this to soundwave- 'with the animals/pets you have, your like ace ventura the pet detective transformer-tized! but wait, if ventura talks out of his butt, why don't you?'. be sure to run for your life ater the last part