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Former Intro to the Ultimate Post

First off, the final Statistical Brief.

In these briefs I mainly go over how unlucky googlers found their way to a whiney blog written by a 30-year-old man in his underpants. So here you go:

Entering “spiderman bulge” into search engines led 117 people to sanfranciscostreetfighter over its four-year existence. In an early piece, a (not really blatantly sexual) photo of Spiderman inadvertently led “bulge” searchers to this lame-ass wordpress blog. Don’t think that 117 is the total number of folks who stumbled across the blog looking for bulge, as people searched also for “spider man (notice the space) bulge,” “wrestling bulge,” “one direction bulge” …you get it. I’m not going to list them all, because this is a BRIEF. But I will show a couple of photos.

What’s your favorite? Seriously.

Only FROSTED Pacey tips will do, folks.

One more? Okay.

bulge

Lots of people searched for “vigina” as well. You don’t deserve masturbation material if you can’t spell vagina, now do you? Someone searched for “tumors that fall out of a vigina.” And with that, I’m gonna close out SFSF’s final Statistical Brief.

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Alright, ready for the Final post by Miss Connections? The San Diego Version? Sarah’s retired, so I’m going to do my best:

I don’t know if you’re trolling but you still suck dude.

Anything but “knotty.” And MissCons shouldn’t ordinarily be grammatically scrutinized, but the stakes are raised when you brandish a semi-colon; phrases on both sides of the mark should be able to stand alone as sentences.

Anyone hungry? Wanna head to the thru-smell? Didn’t think so.

This guy’s alright.

Okay, that’s that. Miss Connections is officially retired. On to the business: