You may remember that a while ago there was a class action lawsuit against Take Two because of the whole hot coffee fiasco. Take Two agreed to pay people who were offended by Hot Coffee anywhere between $5 and $35. Turns out, despite the millions of people who had the right to claim that money, only 2,676 people actually did.

Surely this confirms something we knew all along; Hardly anybody gives a shit about the content of video games, and the majority of the people who claimed the money were actually just after free money, they probably hadn't even heard of hot coffee.