FAQ’s

They sure are! The only clue of where it came from will be Ship A Dick’s return address on the shipping label. Even if they email us asking who sent it, we’ll tell them it goes against our Ship A Dick Code of Ethics and we won’t give out that private information.

Are you sure they won’t find out I sent it?? I’m really worried…

Rest assured your secret is safe with us! We have never and will never give out any order information.

Do you sell gummy dicks?

We enjoy eating dicks, so we started selling some edible delicatessens. You can find them here: Gummy Dicks

How is this giant dick shipped?

We insert the full length penis into a thin brown paper bag, seal it up, slap a shipping label on it and send it out into the wild via the United States Postal Service.

How much is shipping?

All dicks are shipped via the United States Postal Service. The cheapest shipping option is ‘First Class Mail’ and generally runs about $4 and takes 3-6 business days to arrive. The faster and more expensive option is ‘Priority Mail’. It costs about $6-$10 depending on destination and will arrive in 1-3 days. All shipping cost will be calculated on the checkout page.

How long does it take to get there?

Generally, we ship dicks within 24hrs after they’re ordered, occasionally within 2 days of an order. No dicks are shipped on weekends; please time your order accordingly. If they are shipped via ‘First Class mail’ then it will take 3-6 business days to arrive once the order is processed. Faster shipping via ‘Priority Mail’ will get your dick there in 1-3 days after the order is processed. Our website will give you a Priority Mail ESTIMATE regarding the arrival of your dick. We do not guarantee the USPS won’t drop the balls on this. Dicks travelling internationally take much longer to arrive; expect them to show up in 2-4 weeks. USPS has this postal calculator that does a good job of estimating shipping times. Our zip code is 97214.

Can I ship a dick internationally?

Does a nightingale sing? Is the Eiffel Tower more than a vile sex act? Did I tattoo my name on your grandmother’s front butt? YES! International dick shipping rates will be applied on checkout, as they change for every country. Expect delivery in 2-4 weeks.

Will the recipient know I sent them a giant dick?

Nope! They will only see ShipADick.com’s return address. It’s our dirty, little secret. We promise not to tell.

How thick is the dick?

Dicks are made of 1/4″ double-walled gluten free, free-range, certified orgasmic cardboard. What they lack in thickness, they deliver, like a Creed slow jam, in beauty and grace.

What color are the dicks?

Like your Aunt Edna’s underwear, white on one side, and brown on the other.