Seducing South Beach Models

Tonight was a great night - I did things I've never done before and had a South Beach model fawning over me, if you can believe it.

Thing is, I did about 2.5 hours of high-energy talking so there's absolutely no way I can write it all down here as I've done in the past. In fact, my biggest problem was running out of stuff to say and stalling - I really need to memorize more material.

Derek -- Keanu -- help!

First I fluff chatted up two cute girls on the elevator in the parking garage. I'll come back to this a little later, suffice it to say it's important.

Then I made my way to this super-elite club where models and super-fly girls usually go. I got there EARLY to avoid the cover charge and the doorman. Every other time I tried to get in the line was long and the doorman only let in the girls or guys with girls. This time I got in though by getting there at 10:00 pm sharp.

Somehow, I just busted out and chatted up tons of people. First I talked to this black guy from Ghana. Through him, I started talking to this guy from Brazil and his girlfriend. I got the conversation really energized. We all talked for 20 minutes or so.

Since the guy was Brazillian, I asked whether he could spot other Brazillians. He said yeah. So I opened two south beach models next to us and asked them if they were from Brazil and that this guy could tell yes or no if they were. So then we started talking to these girls for 10 minutes.