Monthly Archives: January 2011

GONE FISHING! We will return Feb. 7, 2011. Until then, here are a few items to satisfy your weird news addiction and a few that are just plain wrong: ROYAL WEDDING CONDOMS LAUNCHED You’ve got the commemorative plates and tea towels … Continue reading →

An Italian bride has asked her new hubby for a separation after he brought his mother with them on their honeymoon. The woman, identified as Marianna C. of Rome, filed a petition Wednesday saying the problem began when her mother-in-law … Continue reading →

A German man has won a $32,000 Mini Cooper after he had the car’s logo tattooed on his manhood. Andreas Muller of Sachsen Anhalt got the tattoo after entering a radio station contest held to show who would pull the … Continue reading →

A New Zealand woman was temporarily paralyzed after her amorous partner bit her on the neck during lovemaking. After the encounter, the 44-year-old woman went to the emergency room of a local Auckland hospital a couple days later with loss of movement … Continue reading →

A Connecticut man is accused of fatally stabbing his buddy and injuring three others at a party Saturday night after a dispute over flatulence. Marc Higgins of Bristol was “farting throughout the evening” and so offensive to a woman there … Continue reading →

An Australian woman was rescued from the Yarra River in Melbourne after she lost her grip on a blow-up doll she was using for buoyancy in flood waters. The 19-year-old woman, who was not named, was floating down the river … Continue reading →

A former Russian police officer dressed up as Elvis Presley is accused of setting fire to a judge’s car. Police in the Siberian city of Omsk said several passersby saw an Elvis lookalike, who was not identified, trying to set … Continue reading →

A Florida woman is accused of robbing her dead boyfriend. Teresa Lynee McDonald of Navarre was arrested on grand theft, forgery and fraud charges after police said she withdrew $23,740 from her boyfriend’s bank account after he died in February, … Continue reading →

German police launched a full-scale poison terror alert after a kinky dominatrix ordered her slave to walk the streets in Guenzburg wearing a PVC catsuit and a gas mask. The submissive man, told to roll in the snow by his ‘mistress’, … Continue reading →

The German pathologist who caused a stir around the world with his plastinated corpses said he is dying and will have his own body exhibited. Gunther Von Hagens revealed that he has been battling Parkinson’s Disease for the past two … Continue reading →