Mountain biking sucks

I’ve been riding a lot at the Lumberyard lately, which is my own fault, but what I’ve witnessed has been nothing less than tragic.

Most mountain bikers wouldn’t drop in on this over vert at Burnside. I’d also put money on the kid in the background, the one staring at preggers homegirl with an unmistakeable mix of fear, uncertainty, and a vague sense of guilt, that kid could crush 90% of mountain bikers in any skatepark.