Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Special Report: Kappa Conflict

Scattered reports are filtering in from correspondents on Kappa-Phoenicia. Eye witnesses have reported debris falling into the upper atmosphere from what seems to be starships in a heated conflict between the desolate world and its single moon. GNN is dispatching news boats to the location to cover the story as it unfolds. The associated press is reporting that on the planet's surface crowds are gathering to chant slogans and make signs saying things like "Kappa yo Ass" and "Just say NINE! to Anglica". Officially no word has been realised about the conflict by either the Anglican or Swabian government, although in a related story the Federated States of Europa have Released both a unconditional Surrender and a Declaration of Victory in the conflict by separate branches of the Parliament.