I would, with total disrespect. I mean mushroom tattoo as soon as I walk in the door.

01.27.09 at 11:04 pm

Genny

Goddamnit… I hate to do this because it’s freaking Jessica Simpson, but high waisted pants make ALL women look fat. Seriously, not even supermodels can pull them off without looking bloated through the “gunt” or “fupa” region, as y’all so lovingly call it. That cute little muffin top going on is pretty par for the course too, and her tig ol’ bitties just make it look more significant than it would otherwise.

I swear, one day women will learn that just it’s generally a bad idea to have all our clothing designed by gay men who are scared of vaginas. At least I hope we do.

01.27.09 at 11:12 pm

DeepFriar

@Genny –all our clothing designed by gay men who are scared of vaginas
explain hot pants, then

01.27.09 at 11:13 pm

DeepFriar

Also, should have used
[Tony putts for birdie – intercepted]

01.27.09 at 11:58 pm

Lucky Like Little

A straight man designed the bikini right?

01.27.09 at 11:59 pm

Genny

@DeepFriar – Hot Pants are obviously a high innovative and conceptual take on the vagina dentata mythology, in that they are meant to represent pants being devoured by the vagina.

At least that’s what it looks like when anyone over a size 4 wears them.

01.28.09 at 11:11 am

jackin'4beats

I swear, one day women will learn that just it’s generally a bad idea to have all our clothing designed by gay men who are scared of vaginas. At least I hope we do.

Thank you, I’m glad someone said this. Generally the clothes or lack of clothes on fashion models works for me, but then you see the high waisted, mom jeans with the double belt look and YOU KNOW, that was designed by some gay man who didn’t care about the chick, just about how his ugly shit looked on a 90 pound model.

/does this rant belong on WWTDD?
//hopes not, but Jess is a real fatty now

01.28.09 at 11:57 am

GPF

+10 on the simpsons reference.

01.28.09 at 11:59 am

larchlion

I think I speak for all Dallasites when I say Romo doesn’t come across as near the pussy-whipped douche as he needs to in these.

01.28.09 at 12:02 pm

larchlion

as an addendum, seriously…you’re the QB for the Cowboys in a city full of tail and you need your agent to call some fame whores’ publicists to set up dates?

he should dump her and go all Mutombo next time he walks into the Loon, “who wants to sex Dikembe????”