Justin Trudeau Decides To Go Through With Assisted Suicide!

At age 40 news that Justin Trudeau has decided to end his life comes as a shock and surprise. We're unsure of exactly what degenerative disease the son of the former Prime Minister, Pierre Trudeau, is suffering from. Justin has chosen a quick and painless death: On March 31rst he will step into a boxing ring and fight Senator Patrick Brazeau. You can make a donation to the Ottawa Regional Cancer Foundation in Justin's memory here: http://www.ottawacancer.ca/en/courage-campaign/ways-to-give/individuals.aspx