HOT n DIRTY JOKES - 3

Page 1, jokes to make you laugh, hard and wet.

A man in a hotel, accidentally hits a womans breast with his elbow,The man apologizes saying "if your heart is as soft as your breast you will forgive me".The woman replies "if your dick is as hard as your elbow I'm in room 43"

John O . Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here .s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife , " Mary , I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." She said, " Aye, did ye now . And what was your toast ?" John said, "Here .s to spending the rest of my life, sitting in church beside me wife. " "Oh , that is very nice indeed , John !" Mary said. The next day Mary ran into one of John .s drinking buddies on the street corner . The man chuckled leeringly and said , " John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary ." She said , " Aye, he told me , and I was a bit surprised myself. You know , he .s only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep , and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come .

Boy: Mom, do u know dat our House Girl is an Angel? Mum: why do u say dat,Junior? Boy: I saw her naked wit her hands up on d wall shouting 'oh God I'm coming', if not for Daddy dat was holding her tight from behind she would've risen up to heaven.!!