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Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Also, when you talk to him next spell his name with a “ph” instead of a “f” -- I don’t know if it pisses him off or not, but if enough of us spell it that way it will. As you’re reading this I want you to know two things. One, I’m on my second day of no beer and it sucks. Two, I just had fresh spinach, mushrooms, and bell peppers with a homemade mustard dressing. It’s very simple to make. You just add mustard, apple cider vinegar, and some olive oil to each and stir the shit out it. You might wondering why I wanted you to know this and that simple: I’m on a fucking diet and I fucking hate it. I don’t really hate the food I’m eating or even the going without beer. What I hate is looking into my fridge and not knowing what I can eat or how much of it I can eat. I can still drink coffee though, so life’s not all bad. do about it.