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*Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

"Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

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A xenophobic clown?
Well I never.

I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

would you like to buy a knife?

I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

Squawk! * So it looks like two are being cornered. I wonder what it means* Squaaaarawk * It looks like blood to be spilled. Fresh food.* Rawrk They guy on the throne is calm...wonder why he isn't moving. Just his face. I wonder what it tasste like. RAWWWRKK

*Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

"Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

premium

A xenophobic clown?
Well I never.

I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

would you like to buy a knife?

I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

*Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

"Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

premium

A xenophobic clown?
Well I never.

I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

would you like to buy a knife?

I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.

Squeeeeeee!

I mean, ahem, ah, hmm. That's okay, I suppose. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. What would a knife that, hm, sparkly, cost a fellow?

squawwwk The bird swooped down to the freshcorpsething that it had been eating off of the entire day...Deciding that is was no longer delectable to eat the bird looks at the surrounding thingsthatwerecorpses and choose the one that it has been hearing. The bird realizing that it couldn't eat off of Iron Weasel...* RAWRRK *Time is short. I am hungry.* RAWWRK *The bird let out a vicous caw as it swooped down and plucked a chunk of hair from Megafrost head.* CAWW *The bird realizes it cannot eat the hair and flew over to the man just sitting there smiling.* RAWK * This one is different. And with that the bird set Megafrost hair down on the mans knee.

*Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

"Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

premium

A xenophobic clown?
Well I never.

I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

would you like to buy a knife?

I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.

Squeeeeeee!

I mean, ahem, ah, hmm. That's okay, I suppose. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. What would a knife that, hm, sparkly, cost a fellow?

1/3rd of the best part of your soul.
Pretty cheap, when you think about it.

*Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

"Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

premium

A xenophobic clown?
Well I never.

I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

would you like to buy a knife?

I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.

Squeeeeeee!

I mean, ahem, ah, hmm. That's okay, I suppose. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. What would a knife that, hm, sparkly, cost a fellow?

1/3rd of the best part of your soul.
Pretty cheap, when you think about it.

*Calm yourself, Javier. They are an audience like any other, and they will follow whoever puts themselves upon the stage. Consider this our big break!*

"Friends, and fellow citizens, this is a challenge as any other. We shall rise to it, and overcome. But we must present a united front. I propose that this Quinn fellow, I know nothing of him. Can we trust a foreigner in these trying times? I, for one, do not."

premium

A xenophobic clown?
Well I never.

I'll have you know that the comedic arts are held in the highest esteem here in Underlund. After all, a soul that's filled with joy is by far the most valuable.

But I guess you wouldn't know that, now would you?

would you like to buy a knife?

I thought you'd never ask. Do you have any with bejeweled hilts? Any knife of mine has got to have 'zazz.

Why yes! I would say this hilt is very Bejeweled.

Squeeeeeee!

I mean, ahem, ah, hmm. That's okay, I suppose. You know, if you're into that sort of thing. What would a knife that, hm, sparkly, cost a fellow?

1/3rd of the best part of your soul.
Pretty cheap, when you think about it.

Oh. So sorry my dear, but my soul already belongs to the theatre.

I wouldn't call what you do theatre.
Anyone can paint their face and put on a purple wig.