Now, with the release of his new book, “America Again: Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren’t,” Colbert tells Women’s Wear Daily that he wants to be able to take Wintour out on a date:

WWD: You had Anna Wintour on your show recently.
S.C.: She was great! We’re supposed to go on a date together. Where were we supposed to go, Cheesecake Factory?

WWD: I think you guys said Long John Silver’s, to lose yourselves in battered shrimp.
S.C.: [Laughs] That’s exactly right. We haven’t gone yet, but I still hope.

So, show of hands — who would try to stalk them if you heard that they were going to be somewhere together? I would. I’d get straight up FBI on that shit, sitting outside the restaurant in a white van with headphones and a super high-level camera lens. Don’t even fuck around. Right?? Who’s with me??