Team Tortoise we are, pedal here pedal thereYes we know we are not faster than the HaresBut eventually we get thereYellow T Shirt we wear to stand out from the restWe are simply the best

We are an enthusiastic bunch of blokes with lots of determinationThat is what gets us to the destinationHalf way we stop for breakfast, a chat, a joke and laughterThat somehow makes us go that little bit faster

Riding along paths and beaut beachesLooking out also for ditchesWe are finally at the end of our tourAnd I’m glad we all enduredA shake of hand and a smile is that that’s requiredFor us all to retireAnd I say “see you next time Team Tortoise”