Your Blogging Staff

Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.

Personally, I love that site, 'cause it shows that the Japanese apparently are as lazy as us Americans (U-S-A! U-S-A!), I finally learned the sound a cell phone makes when it's opened, and I got a Spanish lesson in the bargain.

And to think, if it wasn't for Dave, I'd still be wallowing in ignorance. Thanks, Dave!

Except you just know the Japanese will export it over here. Then while we become so fat that we loll around on the floor they will give us more products that we will purchase via our hands free laptops (coming soon!) since our fingers are too fat to type.