Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Gnome

Yesterday morning, armed with a rake, I chased one of these little buggers off my property. He had been urinating on the side of my shed for weeks and the smell was becoming unbearable. My kids had enjoyed watching him toil away in the garden, but it was becoming increasingly difficult to explain to them why he was always drunk and vomiting. Gnomes are filthy, smelly, foul-mouthed little creatures. It was time for him to go.