I’ve Been Hacked!

Some of you were onto him. Others…well, you’re traitors! How could you fall for it?!?!

Let me review some things for you:

Here, he claimed to be cuddling with me. *LIE* He jumped on top of my back to freak me out. Dad and I were all cozy and he jumped on my back and kept staring at me like, “Ha! Make a sudden move. I dare you!”.Every time he does this (yes, it happens often), you can tell he does it ONLY to bother me.

Here, where he again claimed to be cuddling. *LIE*. This was simply an example of his weird obsession with fuzzy blankets. Said obsession leads to the user of the blanket getting needle-like claws in their super-sensitive skin while he “kneads” the blanket. Purely self-centered behavior.

Awww, so cute. He loves Dad. *LIE* This was him attacking Dad’s hand while they were “playing”. Notice his claws digging into Dad’s hand?

Like dog&cat :o) maybe that could be a case for Ernie the Attorney? He is smart and knows all laws :o) And he and his honor Frankie can solve efurry case the fair way . It’s a dachshund and the judge is a dachshund too… just saying :o)

Awwww…..don’t be upset…..We love ALL of you equally and it’s also very nice to SHARE! Remember – Santa Paws is watching you all year long and if you’re NICE to your roomies, he will bring you EXTRA presents! Yep! There’s some incentive for you!

OMG I have so much to learn !!!! you mean all this time my big sister ‘Neurotic Cat’ has been laying a Honey Trap??? sucking me into a corrupt world, twisting perceptions and telling …..LIES !!!! What do I do ??? I’m only 4 months old …. do Mrs P & Beloved know my sister is capable of such deception? now look I’m in such a tizz I’ve got to chase my tail in order to settle my frayed nerves, love a very nervous Oscar x

It’s possible your cat sibling is honestly nice. Mine just so happens to be a liar. Mrs. P & Beloved will let you know if she’s trustworthy. Mom and Dad tell me all the time not to trust Jamison. They’re onto him.

Hello Noodle… YES, I would be more than happy to take on your case… It takes a few days fur us to get ready fur court and stuffs…. butt I have the basic info… MAY need fur you to EMAIL me some more of the Pawticulars… frankiefurterprice(at)gmail(dot)com
Your humble servant.. Ernie the Attorney ..

Just recently got back from a very cold and snowy walk (we are under something called a storm warning according to the radio) …………. and I didn’t see a single cat! Probably ‘cos there’s no food out there for them ……… or they’re wimpy creatures. Probably both! Woof! Ray.

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