No. I would stand on two legs and have a wolfish head. Also HORNS not antlers. :P

Originally Posted by The Dude

"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

I would look like an ordinary human, but I would be able to show a true form which causes me to be cloaked in shadow. Oh, and part of my face would transform. So I look like CATS, for the lulz. I would have superhero-like abilities that make damaging me very difficult (for example I resist attacks, more strongly with a stronger attack. If it is weak enough, I will feel the whole impact, to allow myself to actually feel shit. This ability would not be completely scalar, exhibiting diminishing returns, because living with no risks is no fun. I would be able to teleport with no preservation of momentum and have the ability to defy gravity which would let me stand up in the air. Oh, and voluntary invisibility. There is great potential in that ability.

Facile pi?

BEWARE:

I get annoyed easily by people who are slow-minded, and people who spell badly. Oh, and if you want to use the "not my first language" excuse, it isn't mine either.

I would be scamming people or having some stupid roles like being a fake dragon, a coach, a story teller on television, a legendary monster like big foot or the king and queen of England or Nopantsisland.

But the worst thing about me is that i don't have any pants on.
I also don't walk to get i around i'll jump on mu butt or even roll on the floor

I would look like an ordinary human, but I would be able to show a true form which causes me to be cloaked in shadow. Oh, and part of my face would transform. So I look like CATS, for the lulz. I would have superhero-like abilities that make damaging me very difficult (for example I resist attacks, more strongly with a stronger attack. If it is weak enough, I will feel the whole impact, to allow myself to actually feel shit. This ability would not be completely scalar, exhibiting diminishing returns, because living with no risks is no fun. I would be able to teleport with no preservation of momentum and have the ability to defy gravity which would let me stand up in the air. Oh, and voluntary invisibility. There is great potential in that ability.

BoomChickn and Axethor, you've both been worthy adversaries. I commend you both on your high intelligence and your aptitude for dealing with my Kung Fu tentacle technique. While you both are congratulating yourselves on my defeat. One of my severed tentacles slithers away, containing my essence and my future being.

In the end you fought the good fight, but ultimately fail in destroying me.

We will find you. Even if we are forced to enlist kracen's network of humans to do it.

Originally Posted by BoomChickn

There is no escape... you will be found.
This has turned into a RP...fun... which makes me wonder, did we half derail the thread?

Well, it hasn't interrupted anyone else from posting their demons. Besides, thread derailment can be fun if it is still based on the original idea.