(@^MiNi_D^) btu he gonna take a beating

(@EXAMMMMMMMM) FAILED(@JC) tekki what happens if you fail your exams :((@JC) do you get kicked out!(@EXAMMMMMMMM) i dunno(@EXAMMMMMMMM) she said(@EXAMMMMMMMM) if i do well in my others(@EXAMMMMMMMM) i get offered a resit(@Laney) what did you get :((@EXAMMMMMMMM) 8(@JC) out of ten!(@JC) ?(@EXAMMMMMMMM) 100((@Laney) ¬_____________________¬(@JC) oic ¬_¬(@JC) see if you got an 8 in holland youd pass... ist that funny!(@EXAMMMMMMMM) :/• @JC abandons his efforts to cheer tekki up

[kupo] Prod. Prod never changes. Deloitte waged Prod to gather slaves and wealth. Chillspot built an empire from it's lust for gold and territory. Kupo shaped a battered Crumbs into an economic super power. But Prod never changes.[kupo] In the 21st century, flaming was still waged over the mockery that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of flaming were also it's weapons. Mockery, and ripping. For these resources, Alex would insult Laney, Laney would annex Clare, and the London-born would dissolve into bickering, quarreling cunts bent on controlling the last remaining mockeries in Crumbs.[kupo] In 2006, the storm of IRC War had come again. In two brief hours, most of IRC was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of mocking devastation, a new channel would struggle to arise. A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Crumbs. Imprisoned safely behind a large +i, under a mountain of elitism, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world.[kupo] Life in Crumbs is about to change.

[Jack] if only[Jack] it wasnt gordon ramsey's kitchen[Jack] but gordon freeman's kitchen[Jack] he'd be an incompetent head chef[Jack] because he never talks[Jack] he'd just get silently frustrated[Jack] and then crowbar the kitchen staff[Laney] rofl[Laney] theoretical physics[Jack] and start like[Laney] and cooking[Jack] jumping up[Jack] onto the ovens[Jack] and crouchsprinting[Jack] and then leaping off[Jack] and fucking crowbarring some cook in the face[kupo] he'd be good at holding weird ingredients[kupo] anomolous materials :([Jack] rofl[Jack] 'Oh Gordon[Laney] he could gravity gun dat shit[Laney] who needs to get up![Jack] 'They're waiting for you.. in the KITCHEN..'[Jack] 'I can't talk now, I'm preparing an omelette'[Jack] 'Can't you see I'm busy with this onion, Mr. Freeman?'

[maguamaru] what if[maguamaru] you came home[maguamaru] and stephen fry[maguamaru] was frying some fry's turkish delight[maguamaru] in your kitchen[maguamaru] apron on[maguamaru] but NOTHING ELSE[maguamaru] would you be tempted[kupo|w] WHAT IF YOU ASKED A QUESTION THAT WAS NOT ABOUT SOME FUCKING RIDICULOUS SITUATION THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN[kupo|w] WOUYLD YOU A) SAY SOMETHING SENSIBLE[maguamaru] HAHAHAHA[kupo|w] B) JUSOT FUCKING[kupo|w] c) I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE

[maguamaru] god[maguamaru] i fucking[maguamaru] is it possible[maguamaru] to actually get maids[maguamaru] that will let you fuck them and stuff[maguamaru] but will also clean your house[Laney] it's called[Laney] a wife![maguamaru] ROFL