Paul Ryan wants to fight poverty by putting poor people on probation, for being poor

Apparently the country was due for another round of Paul Ryan’s “Message: I Care” tour

“Hey girl. I really do. Care, I mean. You can see it in my eyes as I’m blasting out these curls.”

…because yesterday he released his brand new idea for saving the poor: The Opportunity Grant®. The plan is to merge a whole lot of individual programs for the poor into one program that gives block grants to the states and allows state governments to determine how best to use them to benefit the wealthy help their own economically disadvantaged citizens: