Walruses, Like Other Marine Mammals, Are Disgusting Little Perverts

NSFW or your local aquarium.

It should come as no surprise by now that marine mammals are foul little nymphomaniacs. Utterly horrendous how he just flings his thing out there for all the little children to see and does his dirty little deed. SRSLY! He couldn’t wait until closing hours? You’d never see a crab using any of his 3 maxillipeds in such a perverse way. Just sayin’.