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Friday, December 11, 2015

Sherlock Schwartz- Mikeitz/Chanuka 2015/5775

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Rabbi Ephraim Schwartz

"Your friend in Karmiel"

December
11th 2015 -Volume 6,
Issue 10 29th Kislev 5776

Parshat Mikeitz/ Chanuka II

Sherlock Schwartz

I’ve
always been a fan of detective and mystery stories. I think it started in my
childhood when I was introduced to Encyclopedia Brown. Yes he was a skinny
little nerdy kid, very different than me, at least the nerdy part J. But we both wore
glasses and read a lot. From there I graduated to the Hardy boys and eventually
moved on to Sherlock Holmes and Watson and Agatha Christie. Murder mysteries
were the best of course. Because someone was gonna be in big trouble and it
wasn’t me, which was a good thing. I learned after a while to look out for the
little clues. To always suspect the the guy or girl that seemed to be the most
innocent and try to see or figure out how they must be the culprit. It also
gave me a lot of skills and ideas how I could get away with sneaking the
chocolate chip cookies or sneak into the kitchen of yeshiva and pull off some
late night chulent heists and cover up my tracks. This proved to be very
helpful in my career of a burgeoning young Torah scholar.

The
truth is though those detective skills as well help me as well in my studies.
When spending hours on a page of Gemara and trying to find or develop an answer
to a question that comes up while studying the text. One has to think out of
the box. My Rosh Yeshiva O”BM Reb Moshe Shmuel Shapiro was the king of dissecting
a Rashi and examining each word that Rashi uses, even the placement of his
commentary, why he attached it to a certain text was a clue as to what nuance
he was coming to explain, the secret to revealing the hidden meanings in the
concise words of our sages in the text and bringing to light a whole new
understanding that gives a new and glorious understanding to their holy words.
Every Yeshiva student worth his merit becomes somewhat of a detective when we
sit down to our Gemaras. You could just call me Sherlock Schwartz.

So
that being the case, I’d like to ask you if you could help me solve a case I
was presented with this. I’m sure most of you are familiar with it. Hopefully
you’ve been reading it every year, but even if you haven’t you probably heard
it minimally in Sunday School or in the worst case when you watched some Broadway
Technicolor coat production. See the case is about a young 17 year old boy, let’s
call him Joseph or Yosef if you want to be more authentic. His ten brothers, it
seems, after determining that he was a danger to the family legacy and was a
threat to the eventual monarchy with his his petty dreams of grandeur and his obsession
with always being a “pretty boy”. So they plotted to kill him but in the end
sold him down to Egypt and carried off the crime to their father with some goat
blood on his famous colored coat. Allowing their father to think he was killed
by wild animals. Not the greatest crime and cover up, but hey these guys were
not really professionals, just some Rabbis, trying to make the best of a
situation.

Close
to two decades have since past and it seems that their father, let’s call him
Yaakov, seems to be inconsolable. The brothers decide it’s time to find their
brother and bring him back to their Dad. Knowing that Sherlock Schwartz is the
best, tour guide, I mean Detective around they have engaged my services to help
them find their long lost brother. OK, they didn’t. But it seems they probably
should have because these guys, seem to be having a really hard time finding
and figuring out where Yosef is. The truth of the matter is all they really
needed to do is probably just open up the local newspaper over the past few
years or even a quick google search. See I did Joseph in Egypt and I had
52,800,000 hits in .66 seconds. But let’s pretend that they didn’t have
wireless service back then, although we know that has always been around, even
ask my kids, or maybe they had Kosher phones (if you don’t know what this is
don’t ask…). They probably could have asked any Egyptian kid and anyone of them
would tell them the story of this poor Hebrew boy that was sold down to slavery
to the Executioner of Pharaoh and was scandalized when he was accused of
seducing his wife. I mean this was big news in Egypt. Juicy gossip, that I’m sure
everyone was talking about. Even more than that this young boy was in prison
and became the head of the prison, he interpreted dreams there for the royal
baker and butler and eventually was released, by the grace of Pharaoh when he
blew everyone’s mind away, being the only one who could interpret the dreams of
Pharaoh. He was elected to be the Viceroy to Pharaoh and was pretty much second
to the King in the most important Empire of the world. While the whole world
was starving, this slave, who’s new name was Tzofnat Panayach- the seer
of the hidden, not really a good cover up name for someone trying to hide his
identity, comes up with the plan to feed the entire world. This should really
not be a hard person to find and connect the dots with. I mean how many Hebrews
are there, that are into dreams, that are very pretty and thus worthy of being
seduced? You don’t need Sherlock for this.

To
make matters a little easier. These brothers actually meet Yosef- I mean Tzofnas-
when they come down to Egypt. Sure it’s been a while and yeah he didn’t shave
back then, but come on? A little facial hair and these guys can’t see it? To
make it embarrassingly simple. Yosef is also not too good this game and keeping
a secret, he’s dropping hints right and left. I would never take him as a
partner in crime. The first rule of trying to keep your identity secret is too
try to blend in to your environment;
stay out of the press and act like the natives. Yet Yosef can’t seem to do
that. He goes out of his way to start interpreting dreams, asking the butler
and baker if they needed his help. Everywhere he goes he repeatedly keeps
talking about this one monotheistic Hebrew God. Certainly not, a popular one in
pagan Egypt. Finally when he meets his brothers, he throws them in the prison
for three days, separating Shimon and Levi the two that set him up, he keeps
asking about their father and their brother-his only one Binyamin from his
mother Rachel, He sends them off with tons of a food and in their final meeting
with them at the conclusion of this week’s Parsha he sits them all in
accordance to age and according to the Midrash even Shechts their dinner in front
of them removing the Gid Hanashe/Sciatic nerve a custom that was
practiced only by their family. I mean Hello-oh as my children would say. Is
anyone there paying attention? It also doesn’t’ help that he keeps excusing
himself because he is overwhelmed all the time. Is there a reason that they are
not figuring this out by now? Perhaps this is really the case for Sherlock
Schwartz. Why don’t they “chap” already?

The
answer I heard from one of my great teachers, is very revealing and so
tragically true but can be found in the subtle words of our sages. Our sages
said that when the brothers came to Egypt they entered through separate gates
so as not to arouse suspicion, and then they went o find Yosef, to bring him
back to their father. Where did they go? Our sages tell us they went to the one
place that they assumed he would be. The Red Light District, the houses of
ill-repute. They believed that Yosef was certainly the same Yosef that they had
all sat in judgement on and could and would never amount to any good. If he was
in Egypt alive still than there was only one place that he would be. They were
so confident of their preconceived notion of him, that they were blind to all
the other glaring clues that were hitting them in the face repeatedly.
After-all they had ruled the nine of them (Reuvien had left for the moment) had
sat down and even included Hashem in their court to make a full quorum. They
couldn’t be wrong. Even though they were coming down to Egypt to bring Yosef
back to their father, it was only to show him what a low-life he was. How right
they were to do what they did and get him away from the holy tribes of Israel.
I mean in all the families there were bad-apples, Abraham had Yishmael, and
Isaac had Esau. Yosef is/was our bad apple.

The
greatest irony is even when in next week they discover who he is our sages tell
us that they were still considering killing him. According to one Midrash the
angel Gavriel had to come down and to save him. It is incredible what our power
of belief in our own determinations can be. These are not simple people, the
tribes of Israel. Our sages tell us that they were all righteous and this was
the only sin/mistake that they ever had made. Yet it is this sin that we still
suffer from until day. The sin of suspicion, baseless hatred, the inability to
grant someone the benefit of the doubt. To find the righteousness and potential
for greatness in those that we automatically assume the worst in. That is the
tragedy of the story of Joseph and his brothers. That is ours story that we
still haven’t solved until today.

We
are celebrating the holiday of Chanuka now. We always are when we read this Torah
portion. AS every good detective knows there are no coincidences. The holiday and
the celebration of Chanukah doesn’t revolve around the miracle of our victorious
battle against the world Empire of the Greeks. It wouldn’t make sense to
celebrate that as the Temple has since been destroyed, we’re being persecuted
and terrorized and most tragically of all the majority of Jews are still pretty
Helenized and assimilated- which is a bad thing- tragic that I even have to
even give that disclaimer. The celebration of Chanuka is about the Menora, the
ability of the Chashmonaim to go through jugs and jugs of impure oil and to
find the one holy one, the smallest pint that might even last for one day only.
That’s what we celebrate. The ability of the Jews to fight and do everything to
find that last pure spark and to ignite it. To never give up that struggle to
see that purity amongst the impure, that little piece of God that still
remains. And then light and watch Hashem then preform a miracle as it burns and
last until more pure oil can be brought. That is our holiday. That is the
lesson that is eternal. And that is the lesson that is always juxtaposed on the
Torah portion of Yosef and his brothers so that we learn the consequences and
solve the ultimate mystery of why he have not yet been redeemed.

It
won’t be too much longer for our mystery and drama to come to its glorious
conclusion. The case has already been solved. The solution is clear. There are
only a few pages left to the Book. I can’t wait to get to the sequel. Can you?

Have a radiant Shabbos and lichtige light filled Chanuka and a chodesh tov ,

“Patsh
zikh nit in beicheleh, ven fisheleh iz noch in teicheleh.”- Don’t
rub your belly when the little fish is still in the pond

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH
PERSONALITY AND HIS QUOTES IN HONOR OF THE YARTZEIT OF THE WEEK

.“I follow in my father’s ways,
but not exactly because he never copied anyone else”

“"Who says I do not follow my
father's example? I most certainly do. For he did not follow his father's
example”- an alternate version

“I would love to swallow the whole
Torah in one shot, but it is dangerous for it is like food it cannot be
swallowed in one bite whole, but it is meant to be chewed first”- The
Radzhiner Rebbe

Yartzeit this Weds the 4th of
Tevet

Rabbi Gershon Henooch Leiner- The Radzhiner
Rebbe (1839-1891)-The Radzhiner Rebbe, the third in the line of the great
Izbitzh Chasidic dynasty was one of the most fascinating and remarkable Rebbes
of his time. The Izbitze Chasidim which came from the lone of the hard core
truth is everything Chasidus of Kotzk, were unabashed of their desire and need
for truth no matter how unpopular it might be. The Radzhiner Rebbe certainly
personified that ideal. He had many detractors in many of his great activities
in life and yet he flourished despite all the challenges. In fact when he was
thrown in jail, for some trumped up charges for 12 days until he was released,
he wrote his epic work Orchos Chayim- on the will of the Tannaic sage Rabbi Elazar
HaGadol, who was as well put in to excommunication by his peers, for sticking
to what he felt was the truth.

He also revlotuionized the study of Talmud,
particularly the order of the lwas of Purity, Taharot, as he put out a volume
that looked like the structure fo Talmud taking all thementions of the laws of
Taharot from all over Shas/the rest of Talmud. The work although heralded by
the Rabbis of his time, was also controversial as some felt it looked too much
like the real Talmud. The great Rabbi Chaim Soloveitchik the leading sage of
the time suggested that each page should state that this was merely a
collection of the sage’s words and he of course accepted and it was thus
published.

Perhaps The Radzhiner is most famous for his
pursuit of the Techelet and his desire to reestablish this lost mitzva of the
blue thread we are commanded to wear on our Tzitzit/fringes that had been lost
for thousands of years from the Jewish people. Having extensively studied most
science and medical subjects as well as being fluent in many languages he
pursued his search for the Techelet to The aquariums in Italy where he spent
years examining the various snails and fish that might be the Techelet. Ultimately
when he “discovered the Techelel” he met with the Pope to try to convince him
to see the garment of the Mikdash in the Vatican of the Kohen to verify his
find. Ultimately when he brought his find back to Europe over 12,000 Chasidim
began wearing it, including the great Rebbe the Maharsham of Berzhan.
Incidentally it was Chanuka when this Techelet first came out.

Ultimatly the TEchelet was proven to be falseand many others have and that he was lied to over there
although many chasidim continue to wear those Tzitizis, while today many others
wear the techelet from the Murex Trunculus that were found here in Israel.

The Rebbe died right after Cahnuka after arising
from a coma a day before in time to light the Menora. May his memory be blessed.

.

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S
TOUR GUIDE EXAM QUESTION OF THE WEEK

answer below at end of Email

The concept of 40 Sa’ah
is connected to

A.Monetary
law

B.The
bringing of the Bikurim (new fruits)

C.The
cutting of the wheat

D.The
laws of Mikva (ritual bath)

RABBI
SCHWARTZ'S COOL RASHI OF THE WEEK

Ocasionally Rashi will bring the translation
of Targum Onkelos if he feels it is necessary for understanding the Pshat.
Sometimes if we examine it a little deeper we can see a great cool insight.
This week is a classic example. For when Yosef is giving the orders to prepare a
meal for his brother the verse says.

V’Tavoach Tevach V’Hachein Ki Iti Yochlu Ha’Anashim
BaTzaharayim- And have the meat slaughtered and to prepare it for with me shall
eat the men at noon. Rashi notes that the Targum translates the words Tzharayim
as Sheiruta which mean the first meal of the day in Aramaic- he even translates
it into old French as disner dejeuner in modern French is lunch but petit
dejeneur is breakfast. Although generally it does mean the breakfast here it
refers to the first meal of the day. Which in this case would be the main meal
of the evening.

Rabbi Yehoshua Leib Diskind knows that the
reason the Targum and Rashi are so specific about what meal this was, was
because. The Talmud tells us that it was Shabbos. It notes that the word to
prepare is used in the context of preparing for Shabbos and it thus derives
that Yosef was Shabbos observant in Egypt. He even points out that it is why
the next morning when they left Egypt. They didn’t go far from the city so as
not to violate that laws of travelling outside of the boundaries of Shabbos.
And it is the reason why Yosef was able to send them away and call tehm back so
quickly.

See a small little “boring” translation Rashi
and so much depth and so much beauty once you start to delve into it!

RABBI
SCHWARTZ'S COOL HISTORICAL EVENT THAT HAPPENED ON THIS DATE IN ISRAEL OF THE
WEEK-

Siege of Jerusalem December 15th 1947 – I know that for most people it is hard ot
appreciate what life was like back in the day for Jerusalem. But let me put it
this way. Meah Shearim was a border city of Jordan. Kind of like Sderot on
Gazas Border today. The Old city, the Kotel, were all part of a different
country. No- not Palestine. Jordan. There was a fence called the Mandlebaum
gate that went right down the street. It remained that way for 19 years until
1967 and it all started on the last night of Chanukah in 1947 when Jordanian
Arab Legion laid siege to Yerushalayim.
The Arab Legion surrounded Yerushalayim and isolated its
100,000 Jews from the rest of the Israeli population. By March 1948 the city
was under full siege, and in May, Jordan invaded and occupied east Jerusalem,
dividing the city for the first time in its history, and driving thousands of
Jews into exile. Miraculously and with
great losses, the Hagana was able to get food into the old City during the
battles for the road of Jerusalem. But unlimitedly a cease-fire agreement was
reached and it ws handed over to the Jordanians.

The Arabs proceeded to destroy all 58 synagogues in the
Jewish Quarter, and used Jewish gravestones on the Mount of Olives to build
roads and latrines. The Western Wall would be off-limits to Jews (in spite of
the cease-fire agreement granting freedom of access to holy places). There were
tons of UN Resolutions passed against Jordan and the world loudly demanded that
they not do that…just joking. No one cared. I just wanted to see if you were still
paying attention. And that’s the way it stayed until 1967 when it was BH
returned to us once again

RABBI SCHWARTZ'S JEWISH THANSGIVING JOKES OF THE WEEK

Two
cops rush to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is
already there.

"What
happened?" asks the first cop.

"Male,
about thirty, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail."

"Oh
my God," says the second officer. "Didn't we have one covered in
Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last week?"

"You're
right. I'm afraid," said the detective as he took a drag from his
cigarette, "this is the work of a cereal killer."

******************

A
small clothing shop had been burglarized and a detective was questioning the
owner about how much she had lost.

"It's
pretty bad," she said, "but not as bad as it could have been had he robbed
me yesterday."

"Why
would you say that?" the detective asked.

"Because
everything was on sale today," the woman explained.

**************************

Two
Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How
was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With
a golf gun." answered the other detective.

"A
golf gun?! What is a golf gun?" asked the first detective.

"I
don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan!"

**************

A
tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"

"No,
I am an undercover detective."

"So
why are you in uniform?"

"Today
is my day off."

**************

Answer
is D- Another
cool one to fall out when we are celebrating the holiday of purity. Sa’ah is a
biblical measurement of volume. So that knocks out answer one. It can be used
for wheat and for the Bikurim although the Bikiruim has no measurement it is
only the new fruits. However 40 Sa’ah is the measurement of a Mikva. According
to standard Jewsih practice a S’ah is about 14.3 liters so a Mikva should
minimally have 575 liters. 40 though is a magic number as it is the days Moshe
when up to the Mountain and received the Torah. It is a time of birth and
whenever one undergoes a transformation of the Mikva from impurity to purity
they most immerse themselves in a Mikva. Some have the custom to go every week
before Shabbos. It’s a good thing.

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Hi, thanks for popping in. I am a recent Oleh. My wife Aliza and children Shani, Yonah, Rivkah, Elka and Tully recently moved to Karmiel Israel from Seattle Washington where we used to have a little Shul in our home the West Seattle TLC (Torah Learning Center). I have been involved in Jewish educational outreach for over 15 years. Originally a Detroiter, we have been lucky enough to live in Midwood New York, Des Moines Iowa, Norfolk Virginia and Seattle. I'm just a down to earth guy who would rather talk in the front of the shul than the back so i became a Rabbi where that becomes your job. I love Jews,Stories, Israel, and chulent. Recently we opened up the Young Israel of Karmiel and look forward to greeting the many North American and Anglo Olim who will join us here in the beautiful Galil.
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