Vicki Gunvalson and daughter Briana have always been like oil and water—despite Vicki’s denial over it—but this time, the tension between them was crystal clear, especially since Briana decided to run off and elope in Vegas.

Vicki met up with Briana at her house, and almost immediately, the two attacked each other for the questionable allegations surrounding both their men: Thanks to the truthiness of the infallible Internet, Vicki read that her daughter’s new hubby, Ryan, wasn’t even divorced before he and Briana started dating. As for Briana, she read that her mom’s beloved, Brooks, wasn’t paying child support, had four children from three different wives, was incarcerated, and was “floating around,” seemingly without a job and driving Vicki’s car for that matter. Briana told her mom to chill on rushing into things with Brooks, and Vicki gave it right back to her impulsive spawn, eventually screaming at her to “shut up!”

Watch some of the heated smackdown right here:
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But Briana wasn’t done. She hit below the muffin top the belt by not only telling her puffer-face mom that she believes she fled into the arms of Brooks out of desperation, but that she also knew for a fact that Vicki and Brooks were carrying on an emotional affair before Vicki filed for divorce from Don…so how did she know this? Briana admittedly tapped into her personal computer!

At this, Vicki got up in a huff, feeling completely shocked at Briana’s attacks, but the latter showed no mercy, essentially saying Brooks has got to make a ginormous butt-kissing effort to win her over.

Well, that shouldn’t be a problem since we all know Brooks specializes in junk-in-the-trunk romancing—but we figure all of this man drama will have to be put to the wayside for the time being since it was just announced that Vicki’s going to be a granny!