Me: Has that always been there? I never noticed it before. Coworker:Always, as in for the past 24 hours or so? Never since yesterday?

My question was entirely legitimate; I had never once before that moment noticed the wall decorations that I was asking about.

But guess what? Every OB gets their own office – which means I, Whitney Soup, Ob.D., get my very own office all to myself (I know. PARTY!!). Be on the lookout for an invite. The party will be like a dorm room one. Except smaller. And instead of sitting on an extra long twin bed, you’ll get to choose between 3 different chairs to sit in. You read right:

I HAVE THREE CHAIRS.

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I’d like to take this opportunity to say, to all of you who thought I would never amount to anything, who told me I was “weird,” and to “don’t take it personally,” and to “stop freaking out”:

No, you can't come to my party, and you may not sit in one of my chairs.