One evening me, my wife and our two son’s had gone out for a nice supper at the local Mexican restaurant. It was really quite and we had a very pleasant time. Good conversation and laughs, with a few hello’s from other friends that were also dinning out.
We were on...

This one Friday I was on my way home from work. It had been a long day and I just couldn’t wait to get there so I could unwind a little bit. As I was getting close to home I was driving past a neighbor’s house that we are friends with. I will have to refer to him as “Mr. X...

Several years ago Melissa and I went on a cruise to Mexico with her sister Aimee. It was the first time I had ever been on a cruise but not on a boat. Living on the Mississippi Gulf Coast I was practically raised on water and around boats.
We get on the boat and check in...

When I was about twelve years old, I lived in a subdivision in Gautier, MS. Me and a friend of mine were riding bikes as usual when we noticed a neighbor has a trash fire going.
So we stopped, I mean what kid doesn’t love a good fire? We got to talking and this man offered...

I had been home from the hospital about three days after having my surgery. I am a big *** when it comes to pain and I’m milking it for all it was worth when I realized that no one was home. Dang, I did all that moaning and groaning for nothing.
So I turned out the...

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS
Actual writings from hospital charts:
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigours or shaking chills, but her...

Several weeks back we were in church on a beautiful Sunday morning. On that particular day we had a guest preacher and it was getting toward the end of the service. The preacher had given an excellent sermon on the power of prayer and healing. Now it’s normally our two...

This one particular beautiful morning I was on my way to work. As usual, I stop everyday at the same quick stop in Kiln, MS and get a sausage and bacon biscuit for breakfast, with a Yoo-hoo. For those of you that may not know what a Yoo-Hoo is, it’s only the best tasting...

One day I was cutting the grass. I had my Ipod on and was at peace in my own little world. Then it happened. She appears in the yard. Let’s call her, Melissa. She wants to tell me that rocks are hitting the window of the living room, and sure enough the mower guard is...

Ok…I played in a co-ed softball tournament a few weeks back to raise money for a friend’s church. I sprained my left knee, pulled my right hamstring and my left glute. But I got some ice, Bengay and Geratol so I think I will live.
The thing was, as we were...

When I was a teenager I spent the night with a friend and I went out to eat fish with his family. His mom boxed up some leftovers and brought it home. My friend had a brother about 13 and he ended up falling asleep on the couch, big mistake.
I went to get some leftover's for a...

We have two Poodle dogs and my boys just got two new puppies. The Poodles are inside dogs so it’s been my job to let them out of the house first thing in the morning for a while now. Not sure how I got the job. I didn’t apply for it, but somehow it’s mine. The...

Several years ago my father in law, let’s call him Shot, and I went fishing in a Diamond Head bayou. We were doing ok. Well, I was doing ok. Shot always catches every dang fish in the water. He says his secret is putting the hook in the fish’s mouth. Whatever!
Anyway...

Over the holiday season we took the kids shopping at the mall near our home town to get some ideas from them for Christmas. So we walk into one of the local department stores and go our separate ways for a few minutes to look around. As I am making my way back I see my son...

Ok…one night I heard the dogs going nuts in the front yard about 2am. I get up, stagger half asleep to the kitchen and grab my weapon of choice, a broom. As I go investigate I peek a look out the window and don‘t see a thing, so I creep open the door and poke out...

Many years ago I worked at a finance company with my good buddy Joey Temples. We had our Christmas party at a restaurant in Slidell, LA called “Dixie and Lamar’s.” Now Dixie and Lamar use to play in Hank William Jr’s band. One of them was even his brother...

I came home from Georgia this past Saturday night for Father’s Day Weekend. I was about half way there and it was getting pretty late when I noticed something strange coming through Birmingham. I was so tired and wasn’t really paying attention to the radio but...