Skeleton, you are my friendBut you are made of boneAnd you have got no flesh and bloodRunning through you to help protect the bone

Skeleton, we have been friends for yearsAnd you have seen me through some trialsAnd tribulations and some tearsBut everybody thinks I'm weird

And I should have known that it wouldn't be longUntil you—you've got me standing in an awkward positionWith unwanted attention and a need for explanationAnd it's not that I'm letting go of youBut I don't know what to do

Skeleton, we are so closeBut you have got no bodySo why do you insist on wearing clothes?

Skeleton, when we were youngIt was easyEven though the other kidsThey would tease meBut I was only seven I had youBut now I'm twenty-two

And now it's different, when I take you outAnd you—you've got me standing in an awkward positionWith unwanted attention and a need for explanationAnd it's not that I'm letting go of youBut I don't know what to do

'Cause sometimes at nightI dream of the most terrible thingsI take a hammer and I creep out of bedAnd I raise it highAnd I smash your headFibula and tibulaAnd ribs and cages, tooIn fact, while I'm hereI'll smash the whole of you

Smash!

But, Skeleton, you are my friendAnd I could never bring your life to an endYes, Skeleton, you are—you are my friendAnd I will be there for you until the end

And even though, when I take you outYou've got me—you've got me standing in an awkward positionWith unwanted attention and a need for explanationI could—I could never let you goAnd that is all I knowAnd that is all I knowAnd that is all I—that is all I knowAnd that is all I know, know

ALFRED HITCHCOCK

JERRY LEWIS

JOHN ENTWISTLE

LOUIS ARMSTRONG

KIM KARDASHIAN

KATY PERRY

HARPO

DEAN MARTIN & JERRY LEWIS

BOB HOPE & BING CROSBY

VINCENT VAN GOGH

Said the Presidential SkeletonI won't sign the billSaid the Speaker skeleton

Yes you will

Said the Representative SkeletonI objectSaid the Supreme Court skeletonWhaddya expect