10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
5. Invite him over to a Passover seder.
6. Ask him how did he create the bombs, and then persuade him to show you **boom!!!***
7. ask to see his wives... i mean without their burquas and moustaches.

10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
5. Invite him over to a Passover seder.
6. Ask him how did he create the bombs, and then persuade him to show you **boom!!!***
7. ask to see his wives... i mean without their burquas and moustaches.
8. Kiss and hug him because you're so happy you found him

10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
5. Invite him over to a Passover seder.
6. Ask him how did he create the bombs, and then persuade him to show you **boom!!!***
7. ask to see his wives... i mean without their burquas and moustaches.
8. Kiss and hug him because you're so happy you found him
9. Let him go

10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
5. Invite him over to a Passover seder.
6. Ask him how did he create the bombs, and then persuade him to show you **boom!!!***
7. ask to see his wives... i mean without their burquas and moustaches.
8. Kiss and hug him because you're so happy you found him
9. Let him go Nnnooo...

10 Things You Shouldn't Do If You Happen to One Day Find Osama Bin Laden

1. Say "Can I have your autograph? I've been dying to meet you!"
2. Sit on his lap, pull on his beard and tell him what you want for christmas.
3. Pretend to be George W. Bush.
4. Paint on his cheeks and on his forehead.
5. Invite him over to a Passover seder.
6. Ask him how did he create the bombs, and then persuade him to show you **boom!!!***
7. ask to see his wives... i mean without their burquas and moustaches.
8. Kiss and hug him because you're so happy you found him
9. Let him go
10. Ask if he'll pose with you for your holiday cards

Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
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Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.

Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.
3. Bring your 'best buds', the roaches from the film "Joes Apartment" because the film ruined their careers.

Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.
3. Bring your 'best buds', the roaches from the film "Joes Apartment" because the film ruined their careers.
4. Belch and pick at your teeth.
5. Ask the manager for a discount on your meal.

Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.
3. Bring your 'best buds', the roaches from the film "Joes Apartment" because the film ruined their careers.
4. Belch and pick at your teeth.
5. Ask the manager for a discount on your meal.
6. When you receive your bill, say " No way I'm paying THAT!" The food wasn't even that great"

Ten things you shouldn't do at a fancy restaurant: (sorry if this one has been done before)
1. Ask the wait staff to watch your kids while you catch a movie.
2. Let 10 really large spiders roam around the restraunt, then run out.
3. Bring your 'best buds', the roaches from the film "Joes Apartment" because the film ruined their careers.
4. Belch and pick at your teeth.
5. Ask the manager for a discount on your meal.
6. When you receive your bill, say " No way I'm paying THAT!" The food wasn't even that great"
7. Loosen your belt when you are full.