We'd like to get general RP-related chatter out of the Cafe. This thread is where you can discuss things dear to your heart which also focus on RP. The RP community is the thread theme. Other chatter belongs in TET or F7. Please bear in mind the following:

NS Forum Rules. If you have a question on the rules, check the OSRS. Standard NS rules apply here. Things like ‘do not spam, do not flame, do not troll, do not bait your fellow posters’ still apply. It's perfectly okay to ask how someone's day went but don't let that conversation dominate the thread.

Keep it family friendly. In other words, however much you want to hug and snuggle and flirt, do not get graphic with it. It's sickening when done on a grand scale and it belongs in F7 or in TG.

There's a forum for that! If it's a topic that belongs in General, take it to General. If it's a debate on which genre is best, take it to A&F.

These threads are not a blog, or a stage for you to constantly play out your personal dramas – do not treat them like one. That doesn't mean you can't ask how someone is doing or if (insert something) went well last week.

Ownership. Each chat thread will be locked and linked to after reaching around 500 pages. Please do not try to race and fill up those 500 pages. These are not designed for competition in mind, just discussion between players on whatever it is that’s on their minds at the time (so long as it is within the site rules.) Please, don’t do it. New threads will be formed by Moderators to alleviate any "no fairsies" or "popularity contest whinging". Do NOT make your own chat threads. Location chat threads belong in F7, as well.

I Need Help! Please use the Traveller's Café for RP help requests or to see if someone is interested in your RP idea. There are forms there to speed your question along.

1:RESPECT each other and the thread environment.

2:REFLECT before you post.

3:IGNORE poor behavior.

4:RESIST the urge to hijack the thread.

5:P2TM MENTORS can and will ask people to take a "time out" if that person becomes annoying.

6:BEHAVE (directly from the TET thread): Leave the drama, divisiveness, cliques, accusations, and assorted nastiness at the door. Don't track it in all over our thread. The continuance of the thread is up to you, the players, to maintain. Let's keep the fun uninterrupted by keeping things pleasant. People aren't here to be swayed on political issues or to be harassed.

7:SPOILER IMAGES and beware the dreaded goatse, my dear children, for you are responsible for any hotlink images that appear in your post.

Note: the reason we have all these silly "can't do this, must do that" things in place is because we need to keep our chat thread focused on the RP community and not general chatter. Abuse it; lose it.

Kat: "What crime am I to be charged with?"Sgt Toomey: "Being off the market and denying the many legions of Katganifans the chance to hope they will be the next to be putty in your Katganihands. Sorry. Just Hammasturbating."

GachaTrashing other people's waifusAnti-NNEADouche flutesZimbabwePutting the toilet paper roll the wrong wayEvery single square inch of AsiaLewding Earth-chanPollution4Chan in all its glory and all its horrorPlaying the little Switch controller handheld thing in publicTreading on meSocialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sonsAlternate Universe 40KNightcoreComcastZimbabweBelieving the Ottomans were the third Roman EmpireParodies of the Gadsden flagThe Fate SeriesUS politics

GachaTrashing other people's waifusAnti-NNEADouche flutesZimbabwePutting the toilet paper roll the wrong wayEvery single square inch of AsiaLewding Earth-chanPollution4Chan in all its glory and all its horrorPlaying the little Switch controller handheld thing in publicTreading on meSocialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sonsAlternate Universe 40KNightcoreComcastZimbabweBelieving the Ottomans were the third Roman EmpireParodies of the Gadsden flagThe Fate SeriesUS politics

They call me Temp. If I take too long to respond, just TG me. Or TG me whenever, I'm online 90% of the time.Anime God of P2TM, Last of Lithianity, Bro to All, & P2TM'sVillain in Glasses. Kacheen!2014 P2TM Lifetime Achievement Award Winner. During my first year on NS. Go figure.And 2015 Most Involved in P2TM? On a roll now!We don't talk about 2016 or 2017 or 2018, those were the Dark Times, deep in college.----->Founder of The Council of the Multiverse community.<-----

GachaTrashing other people's waifusAnti-NNEADouche flutesZimbabwePutting the toilet paper roll the wrong wayEvery single square inch of AsiaLewding Earth-chanPollution4Chan in all its glory and all its horrorPlaying the little Switch controller handheld thing in publicTreading on meSocialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sonsAlternate Universe 40KNightcoreComcastZimbabweBelieving the Ottomans were the third Roman EmpireParodies of the Gadsden flagThe Fate SeriesUS politics

Atlannia wrote:Mmm it's not looking good I'm afraid, the purple haired goth loli next to a sweatervest wearing bishonen portends financial strife and the double archery chick is a rare sign predicting the death of someone close to you, I'm sorry....That'll be $32.99

Atlannia wrote:Mmm it's not looking good I'm afraid, the purple haired goth loli next to a sweatervest wearing bishonen portends financial strife and the double archery chick is a rare sign predicting the death of someone close to you, I'm sorry....That'll be $32.99

That's a nice thread you have there, be a shame if....something happened to it.

“There are three ways to ultimate success:The first way is to be kind.The second way is to be kind.The third way is to be kind.” ― Fred RogersCurrently looking for an artist for a Star Wars fan comic I want to make.

Atlannia wrote:Mmm it's not looking good I'm afraid, the purple haired goth loli next to a sweatervest wearing bishonen portends financial strife and the double archery chick is a rare sign predicting the death of someone close to you, I'm sorry....That'll be $32.99

GachaTrashing other people's waifusAnti-NNEADouche flutesZimbabwePutting the toilet paper roll the wrong wayEvery single square inch of AsiaLewding Earth-chanPollution4Chan in all its glory and all its horrorPlaying the little Switch controller handheld thing in publicTreading on meSocialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sonsAlternate Universe 40KNightcoreComcastZimbabweBelieving the Ottomans were the third Roman EmpireParodies of the Gadsden flagThe Fate SeriesUS politics

I wear teal,blue& pink for SwithThere is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination.

Atlannia wrote:Mmm it's not looking good I'm afraid, the purple haired goth loli next to a sweatervest wearing bishonen portends financial strife and the double archery chick is a rare sign predicting the death of someone close to you, I'm sorry....That'll be $32.99

GachaTrashing other people's waifusAnti-NNEADouche flutesZimbabwePutting the toilet paper roll the wrong wayEvery single square inch of AsiaLewding Earth-chanPollution4Chan in all its glory and all its horrorPlaying the little Switch controller handheld thing in publicTreading on meSocialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sonsAlternate Universe 40KNightcoreComcastZimbabweBelieving the Ottomans were the third Roman EmpireParodies of the Gadsden flagThe Fate SeriesUS politics

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Little bunny Foo foo Hopping through the forestScooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head

BOOM!

WHAT WAS THAT?

AT4's!

CLAYMORES!

HAND GRENADES!

HOWITZERS!

BUNNY BITS!

EVERYWHERE!

Gotta love ordnance cadence calls.

The once great American Army could not stop the unstoppable Bunny Empire.

“There are three ways to ultimate success:The first way is to be kind.The second way is to be kind.The third way is to be kind.” ― Fred RogersCurrently looking for an artist for a Star Wars fan comic I want to make.

GachaTrashing other people's waifusAnti-NNEADouche flutesZimbabwePutting the toilet paper roll the wrong wayEvery single square inch of AsiaLewding Earth-chanPollution4Chan in all its glory and all its horrorPlaying the little Switch controller handheld thing in publicTreading on meSocialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sonsAlternate Universe 40KNightcoreComcastZimbabweBelieving the Ottomans were the third Roman EmpireParodies of the Gadsden flagThe Fate SeriesUS politics

GachaTrashing other people's waifusAnti-NNEADouche flutesZimbabwePutting the toilet paper roll the wrong wayEvery single square inch of AsiaLewding Earth-chanPollution4Chan in all its glory and all its horrorPlaying the little Switch controller handheld thing in publicTreading on meSocialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sonsAlternate Universe 40KNightcoreComcastZimbabweBelieving the Ottomans were the third Roman EmpireParodies of the Gadsden flagThe Fate SeriesUS politics

GachaTrashing other people's waifusAnti-NNEADouche flutesZimbabwePutting the toilet paper roll the wrong wayEvery single square inch of AsiaLewding Earth-chanPollution4Chan in all its glory and all its horrorPlaying the little Switch controller handheld thing in publicTreading on meSocialism, Communism, Anarchism, and all their cousins and sisters and brothers and wife's sonsAlternate Universe 40KNightcoreComcastZimbabweBelieving the Ottomans were the third Roman EmpireParodies of the Gadsden flagThe Fate SeriesUS politics