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Friday, August 1, 2008

Friday Afternoon in the Big Brother House

12:05pm BBTHippy RoomKeesha, Libra, April

It's about to hit the fan, folks. As we know, April's planning on Nominating Jessie and Memphis. At the moment, she's in the Hippy room garnering a bit more support from her girls for when Jessie inevitably freaks out.

Talk turns to April being catty about Angie. She's appalled that the guys all voted her the most beautiful in the house, including Ollie.

CUT TO:12:10pm BBTLiving RoomAll the guys are chilling.

CUT TO:12:10pm BBTHippy Room

The girls are back on the Dan's America's Player thread... April thinks Dan's just weird, and she thinks Monica is made up. April says that he always starts with the weirdest stories after midnight.

Libra: Some thing's not right. I'm gonna try to figure it out. People who read the bible? They're always the weird ones.

Libra cites "To Catch a Predator" as an example.

April confesses she's still having trust issues with Ollie as well, but only in terms of the game. She's secure that he really likes her.

Talk turns back to the comp and how April knew she had to win it, because she gave herself away as a tough competitor during the comp, so it was either win or go up.

April wants everyones word that she will be safe next week with them. Libra and Renny give their words. Keesha says, "Of course. You have my word a lot longer than that."

12:17pm BBTStill in the Hippy Room

Dan enters and announces that he was in the DR for 20 minutes, for anyone who's keeping track. Then he tells them he has a 3 hour commitment to Jerry today - to spend time with him.

Libra tells him about the conversation they were having about the outgoing HoH having security within the alliance for the following week, and Dan tells April, he's in. She's safe with him. Further, Dan says he believes she's safe with everyone in the alliance, including the colonel.

April says she doesn't even want to talk to Jerry until after the PoV.

Dan: Did anyone see Angie's face when they said Jessie?Libra: Jessie looked like he just sh*t his pants.

Dan goes.

12:22pm BBTApril tells the girls she's going to give Jessie a heads up that he's going up as a pawn. She goes on about how disrespectful Jessie is, and she's going to tell him so, and that she's doing him a favor by not targeting him.

12:28pm BBTApril: Girls, I'm telling you right now, my decision is not final about wanting Memphis out. If Jessie comes at me.. that is not happening.

***Time for Dan to work some instigating magic.

FISHIES, briefly.

12:29pm BBTKitchen CounterJessie & Michelle

Jessie's talking about some bodybuilder he knows...Michelle: I feel like I had sex with a building last night.Memphis: And it totally rubbed you wrong.

Laughter.

Memphis: Every 10 minutes or so, I was yelling out, "Get some!" Everyone was lookin at me, like, what?

CUT TO:12:32pm BBTPeace RoomApril, Libra & Keesha

April's just told the girls, Michelle and Jessie may try to come after her about her "promise" during the comp, but she doesn't care, because she could've stayed up there forever. Libra and Keesha tell April she has their support.

Libra says she wont even engage in conversation with Jessie. She'll do exactly as she did last week.

BB: April, please come to the Diary Room.

April goes, and Libra and Keesha continue talking about Jessie. Talk then turns to how saying the smallest thing in the house can totally be misunderstood and blow up in your face.

It's a very fast DR. April's back in the room within 3 minutes. No Comp so far.

CUT TO:12:45pm BBTThe HGs are still on inside lockdown, and they're getting restless.

Jessie's peacefully preparing some food in the kitchen, blissfully unaware he's about to go back on the block.

Michelle's sleepy.

BB: Memphis, please go to the Diary Room.

In the spa room, April's holding court with Jerry, Ollie and April. They're all talking about how proud they were of her during the comp. They feel for Michelle, and how much pain she was in, being so tall and with more weight on her.

April's not willing to concede that her diminutive stature was a benefit to her.

CUT TO:12:53pm BBTStorage RoomMichelle & Jessie

They believe the noms will be Jerry and Memphis. They're whispering about it in the storage room, when they hear Jerry and Ollie approaching.

Jerry opens the door, sees them there and he and Ollie go opposite directions. Jessie tells Michelle that means that Jerry and Ollie were wanting to use the Storage Room for a private talk..

Jessie and Michelle are in for a big surprise.

1:15pm BBTChatter...

CUT TO:1:22-1:42pm BBTOutside-CouchMemphis & Keesha

Memphis tells Keesha he figures he's going up against Jerry. Keesha tells him she recommends he wait to see until the nominations. Memphis asks her directly if April plans on breaking her promise to Jessie and Michelle. Keesha wont say for certain...

A long pause...

Keesha: I just don't think she made that promise.Memphis: Maybe not. Maybe I heard wrong. I thought they were making all kinds of promises up on that ledge.Keesha: I know that she promised she wouldn't put Michelle up. I heard that.

Memphis: All I know is, every time I think I know what's going on, the opposite happens. Why does this whole house have to agree?Keesha: Everyone wants to be safe. The thing you have to understand is, we're never safe.

Memphis: I just wanna know I can count on your vote, because, Keesha, I think we could help each other later down the road in this game.

They talk about alliances and numbers and how they trust each other.

Memphis: The thing is.. I'm not gonna kiss April's ass.Keesha: I wouldn't either.Memphis: I could go in there and knock my head against that wall, but what's the point? I don't trust her like I trust you. Next thing I turn around, she's gonna be repeating everything to Libra. I don't wanna bash Libra...Keesha: You're not gonna tell me anything I don't already know.Memphis: Don't be the one who's the loudest, and then you drop after only 15 minutes?? I was beside myself... blown away.Keesha: I wasn't.

Memphis: You know her better than I do, so... and can we please stop doing the awkward dinner together?? it's like, daddy hit mommy at the table - ok.. eat up.... If we've learned anything b y watching past seasons of this game, it's that being cordial is not gonna win it. Look at Evel Dick. He was straightforward... no bs. You'd never see him talking behind people's backs, or if he did, he'd also say it to their face. This is what I don't wanna see this week. I don't wanna see me on the block, and then the house blackballs me, an no one talks to me, and "the house" says, Memphis has got to go.

Memphis wants Keesha to understand that he can be good for her.

Keesha puts forth her idea that PoV is rigged, and only certain names are in the bag each time. Memphis disagrees. It would be too easy to bust them -"all you'd have to do is dump the bag out." Keesha says he's right.

April comes out and she thinks PoV is rigged too. She says she's going to dump it out and make sure everyone's names are in there.

Memphis nails it.

Memphis: This house is making everyone crazy.

1:42-1:53pm BBT

Renny joins them on the couch. Keesha asks if they're inside talking about her. Renny says no. Memphis gives Renny his speech, the short version. Renny goes inside to make guacamole.

Memphis and Keesha continue talking. Keesha lets him know that Renny is on the same page with her about who they want out, and it's not him.

Talk turns to suspicions about Dan. Memphis says he thinks Dan has been throwing all the HoH comps intentionally. Keesha agrees, saying it's because he doesn't want the responsibility.

2pm BBTJerry joins Memphis and Keesha outside. Talk is about the earthquake and whether or not it was real...

These people are amazing-April thinks after she goes back on her word to someone she still has their word for next week ?? Please hurry with the Noms I'm ready for some fireworks !! Will it be before or after the comp ?

I cannot believe the cattiness of some of these people this year. Especially the walking contradiction known as Keesha. I so started liking her and then her with constantly saying she doesn't want to be "that girl" and low and behold she is the epitome of "that girl". Ok so I'm not Dan's #1 fan but I like him and he's growing on me quickly and the things that Libra, Keesha and April are saying about him just makes me ill!!!

Play the game girls instead of playing miss high school prom queen biotch!!!!

I know I am probably late to the party but April is getting on my nerves. I can't belive someone could be so phoney and shallow. Oh wait, I forgot Jessie. No wonder they don't like each other. They can't both fit in the mirror.

Are we all so sure there is not some Keesha/Memphis alliance that they are totally keeping under the radar? Could have happened so early on that we all missed it.

This house must really play more mind games on the HG's than we can imagine. I wonder what I would be like right now and who I would sound like on the feeds. I'm afraid I might slip into some of the "group" mentality like the others, since it would be my whole world at that moment.

Now, hurry up nom ceremony so we can see more of the Jessie flip out show (poor HG's! and Carolyn!)

These past few days have been a blast. I've been pretty busy and missed a lot of the feeds, but I did catch some of the Endurance comp last night and the "live" show (west coaster). I couldn't be happier about the way things are going this season. Especially about "America's Player" Dan the Man.

Now the real reason for my post before I head off to grab a bite. With those sunglasses on, doesn't Ollie remind you of Maverick's replacement partner "sundown" after Goose dies in Top Gun? I think I'm calling him Sundown the rest of the season.

Also, I adore Renny, but am bothered by some of her behavior the last few days (cattiness). I really thought she was above it all, and that is what got me to thinking about the mind games and how I'd act (in my last post).

Her closeness to Keesha also makes me wonder if there is more to Keesha than we are seeing. I don't think Renny would align herself (personally) with someone totally shallow and immature.

Last week Keesha made it impossible to switch and vote Jessie out, but at least April leaves the door open.

I'm so sick and tired of houseguest getting critized for going back on their word. Big f**king deal, if someone is standing between me and $500,000 dollars, of course I'm going to tell them what they want to hear.

When the noms go up maybe we will have a major chick fight. No hair pulling or scratching, (evictable, although would get the feeds exploding)but some very colorful screaming.Michelle is going to explode on April! Jessie shall implode, he'll never survive another week on the block! The Borg are in control!I really wish Michelle had won as much as I don't care for her, the three cats are fast becoming worse.Growing up in Jersey I have known many Jersey girls just like Michelle, tough chicks, big hair, many were good friends. She's just more extreme. This looks like just a repeat of last week.Best thing would have been if Memphis had won that WOULD have changed the house!

I havent been reading the comments so forgive me if what im writing has been covered already =)Ok as much as I want Jessie outta that house I don't think I'll be able to handle his whining and cry baby attitude. And whats gonna happen if Manchelle wins P.O.V....has April said who she would put up in Jessie's place?...since we all know that Manchelle will definitely get him off (of the block of course)! Also how happy was I when I saw that Dan was chosen 4 AP !!

By the way...Aren't the fishies way better than the hampsters? Granted, I find myself missing Sharon and hearing "Beebees" (did I ever think i'd say that?) I haven't watched all the seasons so can someone fill me in on past housepets?

April is so jealous of the other females in the house, She is pissed with Keesha because she talks to Memphis and i figurged out why maybe..Memphis will not give April the time of day and i think she feels like guys should all be all over her..

I knew Keesha was jealous of Angie and that was a major reason for her being on the block and eventually kicked out of the house. But I never figured she was jealous of Angie and Memphis being so close... How catty is that. She wanted Memphis all to herself.

I think Keesha and April are the jealous two of the house. Both of them have issues in that area, Keesha being the worst, IMO. I'm actually happy with how April is handling her HOH. There hasn't been much fakeness so far. [on her part]

OMG its soooo obvioussssss now tht keesha eliminated Angie cos of jealousy.....See how she's clingy to memphis now...wow...i mean it used to be memphis n angie all the time ...but now shes all up on his butt....OH MY! What a damn shame!

Debinny – you asked this a.m., if Ollie ever formed an original thought. Yeah he does, but not when it may compromise him getting the goods. Know what I mean?

Itcmak – You don’t think Renny would align herself with someone totally shallow and immature (speaking of Keesha). IMO Renny wouldn’t in real life but in this game she really doesn’t have a choice. ALL the houseguests are shallow and immature.

These people need to start using their brains!! If they all give their word for everything every week what exactly do they think is going to happen? Are they all really that delusional? When will they realize this is an invdividual game just as Angie said? The way they are playing this game is making it rather boring for me...and driving me crazy.

How dense is Keesha? Memphis is using the example of Steven being voted out unjustly, and not bringing Angie into it and she sits there and agrees with him not recognizing that he is also referring to what she did to Angie.

All cattiness aside, I think it's time to stop harping on why Keesha was gunning for Angie. It's done. Angie is free to live her life, thankfully away from the Borg. Keesha perceived her as a threat, and Angie's widespread popularity outside the house and with the boys inside the house, proves that she was a threat. Angie was unreadable, and for someone who is transparent, this is a great threat indeed.

I'm looking forward to noms today and they ensuing chaos. The Borg will have a mass short-circuit.

April is driving me crazy. I want to biotch slap her. PLEASE HG's, get her out soon. I want to see Memphis stay. I think he is playing the game well. Jessie and Jerry can go. I would really like to see Michelle play this game without Jessie. It could get interesting. I'm thinking that Keesha has had it with April. I am betting if they get Jessie out this week, instead of Memphis, Keesha, Memphis & Michelle can kick some butt. hehe Ollie and April are worthless IMHO. Ollie follows her around like a pet. All they do is go off and smooch and have sex. April is always primping looking at herself.

You are doing such a great job Carolyn!! If not for you I would be so lost this year hon because I just moved to a new house.

Hi all. Hey has anyone seen Cliff O'Neal on here? I really miss him. He was so funny. I saw a post from him on realdeal but not here for awhile. Cliff where are you? LOL I hope Jessie goes this week if it can't be LIbra then I will settle for Jessie.

Well said genie. Agree Angie was a threat to Keesha, even if it was in Keesha's mind.

I do find it funny that HG's every season turn to talk of evicting the "annoying" HG's. I think I could live with annoying for several weeks if $500K was the goal and would want to focus on who I perceived as my threats.

Geez, it really is an easy game from the perspective of my chair and laptop!

I know everyone hates Jessie, but at least he causes some drama in the house. I cant stand listening to Keesha, April and Libra at all. Them 3 think and act like they are perfect......If Michelle, Jessie and Memphis all go home then what kind of "game" will be left to watch? It seems like we are in school playing "Follow the leader".. JMHO Vicki

Where do some of these hgs get their vocabulary? More Malapropisms than GWB! or Archie Bunker!April is telling Ollie about what she will tell Jessie about noms. She say its up to his discrepancy about how to behave? Listening to how April talks about EVERYONE behind their backs I am REALLY dislikin that girl more than even Mr. respect,Jessie. I can't believe I said that. Little barf.New overused phrases for BB10, disrespected me, show me respect, I deserve respect. HGs! You earn respect from each other, you are not just entitled to it. Except one should respect their elders.

The great goddess known as Carolyn summoned me from my retreat on Mount Bravo in Project Runway/Shear Genius-Landia and I have arrived!

Rose, you're too sweet!

Well, let's see ...

* Jessie is a complete moron with no command for the English language much less any understanding of what a moron he is. I love it that when he seeks to defend himself from these charges, he only proves them more true.

* I totally can't believe that I've become a Dan Fan. I really, really can't.

Ollie doesn't think they film them sleeping! Also, the only game playing he is doing is in the bedroom and he know's his parents would be so proud with how he's played the game.

April is more vain than Jessie (if that's possible), and FYI, she is a Finance Manager at an auto dealership. Plug some numbers in a computer and she'll tell you your monthly payment. Smile and lean over and she'll add that warranty for you. And, it shouldn't be fair that Memphis won a car!!

Jerry (sorry) is a dirty old man, in more ways than one.

Libra is a know it all who really doesn't know much, but is absolutely sure she's right!

Keesha, another Hooter's girl (reminiscent of Natalie)who also thinks she is way smarter than most people in the house, (and better looking too).

Jessie - I think enough has been said about him from others.

Dan actually does have a brain but I think being around the others has smothered most rational thought. I hope he doesn't overplay his AP role. While he may be entertaining, it could get old fast.

Memphis also has a brain, but I think he has been brainwashed. I'll give him kudos if he can get the others to actually vote for themselves and not the HOH.

And, last, but not least, is Renny. She has a brain filled with street smarts!! She was quick to realize after the first night she needed to step back a little. She interjects humor when needed. She was smart to make the Keesha alliance and is savy regarding April and Libra. Once Jessie is gone she would be smart to add Memphis and Michelle to that alliance.

Just checking in. Damn this schedule change for 2 reasons. It messes with my Friday night work schedule and I'm going to be missing the Nominations aftermath which should be great tonight. The other reason is Thursday night pre-season football. I already know I won't get to see the live show next week. Saints have their first game. GEAUX SAINTS, but they need to consider those of us with BB Addiction.

Guess I'll be looking for the blow by blow from the fingers of Carolyn when I get home at 3 AM GaYToR Central Time.

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