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I am a trouble maker with a keen heart. Super dry humor, loyal, not easily swayed but Lucile Ball here. I adore fearless, risky, noble men

In her own words

Stop winking at me. Seriously? I'm going to go off on a raging limb here and suggest skipping the profile madness of obvious and canned novels. What the hell happened to getting the first date over with by being who you will be on date five? If I read another profile that states the words, "loyalty, committed, easygoing, dinner, movies, "my friends describe me as blah blah blah", I will give up on humanity. Not joking. I'm waiting for the next sitcom that makes this behavior as notable as working in corporate america, such as, "the office", or "Um, I'm gonna go ahead and send you that memo/TPS report.". Get the bs out the way and put on your game face. It's like picking out a different blade of grass. At best, you'll get a mirror of your super canned profile and poke your eyes out in 2 years, but at least you'll have that "loyal commitment" and not be (gasp) single. If not for the ladies, then do it for your mother, for crying out loud. I understand, you look just as good in a suit and tie as you do in a Vikings jersey and you want, 'that someone to share life's adventure with.'. Really?
Me: I love awesome grocery's, articles, movies, and bold, diplomatic people (don't read, "loud"). I've had some of the best interactions teaching 60 yr old ladies with two left feet how to pole dance. I spill or knock something over every day and have a tendency to be frank and socially edgy (in case that wasn't clear). Blame it on my dad. I grew up in an extremely competitive family with athletics, education and a need to outlook the other. I'm the prettiest. Humor is survival. If anyone reading this far assumes I'm serious about being the prettiest, read no further. I will always take care of myself but miss and crave someone to catch me off guard, which is relaxing. I stay ahead of the curve by pure salt. I couldn't sit still if hit by heavy and moving objects. With someone yelling at me by megaphone. I am cursed with sarcasm and gaps in intelligence on my part. Those are the greatest moments in my life, honestly. I want nothing less than the sharpest (read, "sharpest"). Beyond that, you'd better take care of yourself because it equals vitality and very strong interaction. If you want something and are really "nice" just to get what you want, regardless of your "nice" stamina, by instinct, I will smoke it out and immediately vomit from allergic reaction. An example of my daily life: I started to write all of this in the "ethnicity" category and was perplexed at the limit in characters. I teach fitness on the side so I am looking for Tarzan/Ron Burgundy. Too much? Whatever.
Like you, I want a sexy opponent and road partner. One with blind faith that it's not about what we "think" we want. What is meant to happen has nothing to do with us, other than putting one foot in front of the other. One of my favorite quotes, "Ask God for help, but row away from the rocks". Hunter S. Thompson.
Deal breaker: If you've ever asked a woman to be yours forever and straight changed your mind less than 1 yr. later, we are not a match.

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Pets

Political views

Favorite hot spots

Ocean, my couch with three lint rollers on the coffee table, the lakes, family (small doses), comedy, movies, mountains and Superior, Corepower and Spotify.

College

University of Minnesota, Twin Cities Campus, Minneapolis, MN

Favorite things

Good bad TV. Good bad food. Vegetables, meat... staring contest with my dog that has been going on for eight years solid.

For fun

Learning I can rewind and pause my TV AND that an Apple TV is a device the size of my hand (I can't throw away my DVD player yet... or DVD's... like the year email was introduced). Steamy make outs and rediscovering hair spray.

Last read

"Watch the instructional video" for "how to use Excel on MAC.". F***. I really only read that one sentence and accidentally immediately hit the red X on the entire Chrome tabs. F***.

Field consultant for business development and C-level d-makers. AKA, sales. The 3rd leading job in the country. Gonna take a 20,000 foot view and then see if we have the bandwidth for a deeper dive. Table it for now.

Income:

$75,001 to $100,000

$100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+

Relationship:

Never Married

Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced

Have kids:

No

Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home