and you’ll be halfway there, plus you won’t have to sit through the interstitial ad!

With any luck, they fired Katharine Mieszkowski for writing lines like

> “It also was an unexpected chance to learn about a body-reengineering hack increasingly popular with computer programmers and affiliated geeks”

and

> “For some geeks, the low-carb diet is itself a clever hack, a sneaky algorithm for getting the body to do what you want it to do, a way of reprogramming yourself. Programmers, who are used to making their computers serve their will, are now finding that low-carb diets enable the same kind of control over their bodies.”