This blog is not fitting for children, the super religious, people that do not curse, and those that object to partial nudity, primal urges, fornication, bodily functions, and selective morality.
I'm just a single gal and a rowdy individual that loves to laugh. I'm accidentally sexy and Confidently Awesome. I kiss and tell! This is my life according to me.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

He Is Living My Bucket List

My brother is a real jerk! I'm stuck in the dark, icy, cold basement pushing and shuffling papers around my desk and in serious danger of contracting the office sickness going around or worse, paper cuts.

You know what this jerk does? He texts me a photograph of himself on a Nairobi Serengeti Bushman Jack Mother-Loving Safari. He's outside, in a t-shirt, surrounded by, petting, and being loved on by giraffes.