Oh, those crazy Angelenos

Standing outside Paris Hilton's West Hollywood house with the paparazzi, providing hours of live streaming video to their website and latimes.com.

The scoop? The heiress has been released and she juuuust might come home. Or not, the genius giving the report (Chris Wolf), announces. She could very well go to her parents' home. Or a hotel. Or get on a jet...the inane monologue continues...