Five Surgeons

Old-Salt

Five surgeons were discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first, from Manchester, said :
'I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered'

The second, from Birmingham, responded :
'Yeah, but you should try electricians - everything is colour coded.'

The third surgeon, from Edinburgh said :
'No, I really think librarians are the best - everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Belfast , chimed in :
'You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts leftover.'

But the fifth surgeon, from London , shut them all up when he observed :
'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the mouth and the arsehole are interchangeable.'