New Zealand – where ‘everything is bad’, apparently

According to News Hub, the blog says a Ukrainian visitor was forced to forage for fruit and catch birds to eat, after locals were slow to act in offering her a job. It is alleged she lost almost 50 kilograms due to the stress of the apparent ordeal.

“It seems like a fairy-tale country only to those who have never visited it. The distinctive features of island life are laziness and slowness,” read the blog.

“Many people do not survive at all because of the widespread drug addiction, obesity, snake bites, etc. Active volcanoes, earthquakes often happen. Everything is bad.

The blog insisted marijuana, despite being illegal in the country, is commonplace in “almost every home”.

“New Zealand has long been accustomed to the fact that representatives of the LGBT community do not hide their feelings while in public,” it added.

The Ukrainian visitor has since, reportedly, left New Zealand for Russia.