Well, hi there, everybody! I’m Totally Cute and thanks so much for joining me tonight. There is some pretty bad news out there. (Pause) But I’m not gonna tell you about it because that would be sad. So, here’s the good news:

Gladys Penington from Burlington, North Carolina found her purse! She lost it in Simon’s Pharmacy, but was returned by a fellow patron with all of her belongings in tact.

Jonathon Tabby rescued and adopted four adorable kittens in Las Vegas, Nevada. Jonathon and his new found family are very happy and extremely playful.

And Finally, Asher, the 14 year old standard poodle, learned a new trick! Proving that age has nothing to do with your ability to learn and grow.

We’ll be right back after this short nap sponsored by Worthstar, so stay tuned for more uplifting news.

Or put this tiny morsel of cuteness in your mouth. Ooooh! Or your pocket. Then you and your pocket pup can go anywhere together – restaurants, grocery stores, boring old work meetings, church, the dentist’s. Every day and every activity would be so much better if it had this puppy in it.

“…and then I jump over mom and I run and jump some more. The sky is all blue and there’s a rainbow and alfalfa and mom has giant teats with all the milk in the world. All is well and wonderful and…clouds begin forming and the sky darkens. I move closer to mom and suddenly she’s gone! WHERE’S MY MOM?”

[Snore, snort, wakes up] “It was all just a dream! Hi Angela. I was having a bad dream. Do you know where my mom is?”