Moe’s Ark – Act II Prize Guide – Squid and Sailor

I think we warned you that this event was going to get weird before it was over. And, this isn’t even the half of it.

The Squid and Sailor go with the rest of the animal-based items like Shamu and Bubbles the Chimp. And, because we don’t have any more land awarded around the original “Zoo Zone,” you are likely (like me) going to have to find a place to put your “Aquatic Related Clutter” far away from the rest of your Zoo enclosure.

But, it is…as they say…what it is.

Here are the details for Prize One in Act II…the “Squid and the Sailor.”
So, when I hear “Squid and Sailor” it sounds like some sort of New England pub, or an ancient sea shanty…

“Oh the Squid, the Squid, is an inky old soul…
he likes to dance at the end of a pole…
the sailor and he are the truest of friends…
until he is brought to an inky end!”

OK…so maybe not fit for kids.

Oh…and for anyone wondering what that rather phallic thing is that is pointing at the sailor in the main prize graphic, it’s called a “Mantle.” (See illustration below).

So, any further discussion about what it may or may not look like (according to the clearly sophomoric animators) will not be entertained.

HERE ARE THE DETAILS

Act 2, Prize 1- Squid and Sailor

Size: 2×4What Does it Do: Animated when tappedConform-O-Meter: Vanity +100Can Be Placed: grass|pavement|boardwalk|pier|dirt

Questline When Placed:Squid and SailorSea Captain startsSea Captain: Yarr! Sailor, what are ye doing with our good squid friend there? She ͛s a hugger but don͛t let ‘er get a grip on ye neck or you’ll be shovin͛ off for the hereafter!TASK: Make Sea Captain Help Squid and Sailor-
4hrs, Earns Event CurrencyTASK: Tap Squid and Sailor

And the ‘ye have it mateys! The Squid and the Sailor…an inky tale of dangerous love!

Next Up…Prize 2 (Free Land that you can’t use near your zoo?) and then Prize 3- Slimu Auditorium

33 responses to “Moe’s Ark – Act II Prize Guide – Squid and Sailor”

Squid and Sailor – goes well right next to the Frying Dutchman (Sea Captain gets lonely, arr!)

Well, EA did give everyone 60 free Donuts (some were given 300). I easily used that to Kem Farm 450 since this Event started. I purchased this Gil Deal just for Sarah Wiggum (she will definitely add to this Event, because she earns Event Currency/ Level Up Currency).

I honestly wished the Aquarium was smaller. It’s too big to fit in the Zoo Zone, so I encourage everyone to find a spot for it near the Squidport Pier (I think that is where most of the Aquatic themed stuff from this Event is going to end up at for me).

As soon as I plopped this down all I could think of was the Fonz on waterskis. Think it might be time to step away from the game again and just come back here for Patric’s Friday Filler, as it’s the only thing I really enjoy about TSTO any more.

Here’s a blast from the past for all you cool cats out there.
Well, I saw the thing comin’ out of the sky
It had the one long horn, one big eye
I commenced to shakin’ and I said “ooh-eee”
It looks like a purple eater to me
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)
Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don’t eat me
I heard him say in a voice so gruff
“I wouldn’t eat you ’cause you’re so tough”
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned flyin’ purple people eater
One-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me (one horn?)

I placed it on the boardwalk, it looks better there. It seemed out of context in my zoo. I’ve already received the free land token and placed it next to the zoo. I wish we could buy land tokens because I’d like to do more moving of items. I like your posts, always funny and quirky