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I keep picturing a Monty Python segment of the “Knights Who Bare All”. But where does the fire come in? I heard of a stripper once in New Orleans who set fire to tassels she wore on her….but that’s another story.

How about “The Knights Who Show Nips”? My exhaustive research (skimming Wikipedia) did not reveal the connection between the nudity and the flames, but I’ve noticed that religious fanaticism is often illogical.