Writes Gawker: The Lizard people are seven feet tall and they come from a star called Alpha Draconis in the constellation of Draco They eat fear and negativity, which is why they make us make wars and stuff, all the time, and also 9/11. Also they are the ancient Sumerian gods who genetically engineered Homo sapiens to be their slaves.

Weird? Yeah, I’d say so.

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