Ever wondered what it would be like to eat dinner with Sarah Palin? Bring her home to meet your parents? Or share a bed with her? Well now you can do all those things and more. Take your Sarah Palin to the park, or to church, just don’t take her to a public health center...

Don’t sit around in a chair like an IDIOT when you could be kicking back like an Egyptian Pharaoh. This is a seriously accurate replica, that takes 2 weeks to craft by hand, and made of woven wicker, sturdy wood, and real gold. Obviously.