He doesn't appear to make fun of anyone else, so why the fuck do you dickheads have to make fun of him? Oh that's right, you guys have low self esteems and a negative sense of security in your lives.... my bad.

lol, TSS, all I gotta say is, wow... You have once and for all proven your incompetence as a human. I feel for you man. By the way, you have a wonderful choice of vocabulary there, did you really think all that was going to hurt me? :-) Better luck next time.

I dont mind making fun of people who get hurt because their just being fags, but making fun of retarded people who dont really have it coming is going a bit far. I am a horrible person, but making fun of retarded people seems wrong to me.

@IamTheGayest: I can hardly believe someone who truly cares about others and rejects the notion of picking on lesser ones would proclaim to be "TheGreatest". Such a self exalting screen name betrays your supposed concern about this guy and other retards. Besides, he can take a little ribbing. Didn't you see how much attention he got in the first clip when he scored all those points in the basketball game?

Let me just say this... Most of the videos made are made for a purpose, right? Are you guy's trying to say that every video, regardless the content, has to be rediculed on this website? Can't you find some pation in your tiny little hearts to feel sorry for this guy, rather than make fun of him? I realise you guy's like to bash on everything pretty much, I know it relieves some of the *mental* pressure built up throughout your daily lives. But, this guy is just trying to get some poontang, and he's gotta be bashed for it? I admit, it was kind of funny, but I would like to keep the evil thoughts that are starting to brew up after watching it, inside. As for my screenname, there is a fine line between the screennames I chose and what I'm really like in life... The screenname was just to detour my real self, I am not at all a great person. :)

You do realize this guy will eventually find some woman just as dumb as he is, and they'll make a lovely couple. It's usually the smart, but quirky, people (like myself) who have the worst luck finding a mate.....

I would sound like that too if I was trying to answer questions while repeating to myself "don't say boobies, don't say boobies..." He seems smart to me. A) he recognizes his problem with streets and chooses to avoid them by going out into the wilderness. B) he succeeded in not saying 'boobies', and C) he knew that he'd have a better shot online than in real life. There's only one reason why this guy is dumb, and that is the fact that it would be bloody IMPOSSIBLE to keep candles going at the beach...bring your coleman lantern buddy, it makes the panties drop.

also I would like to add that I think that there is someone for everyone, there's a very special woman out there with hair, eyes and even legs that would be crazy about this hot piece of ass....

Red23: Take that karma shit elsewhere. If you truly believe in it, you are an idiot. Do you honestly believe people always get their comeuppance? It's just as stupid as believing in religion. We're no different that the lowliest of creatures, from a single cell organism to the greatest of animals. We are born, we live, and we die. There is no cosmic being of the universe, there is no ultimate revenge such as karma, there is only life and death.

So YES, I will laugh my ass off at this lonely human being who struggles to get a bitch. I will laugh thinking of all the other lonely women watching his video who are laughing at him. I will laugh to my heart's content, because it's FUCKING FUNNY.

IamtheGreatest: How did I show my incompetence exactly? It's fucking hilarious. You admitted yourself it's humorous, and many people are here laughing at him.

Am I incompetent because I used vulgar language? So-fucking-what. Take your bleeding heart elsewhere, faggot. This site is obviously not about feeling sorry for the victims in the video, merely to gawk and laugh at them. If you feel sorry for them, you are in the wrong place. Ebaums might take you.

deGus- I would say your chart (at chrisevans3d) was informative but it wan't. Take a look at the chart on http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/stateiq.asp underneath the "FALSE" header. Look familiar?

In the future, if you are going to propose a known hoax as "truth" you may want to trouble yourself to backstop it with a reliable source or at least a source that has not been shown to be a hoax.

I hope you can at least appreciate the irony of your trying to show how smart you are but only succeeding to demonstrate how stupid (or mentally lazy) you are.

Thanks for trying, though. Regardless of how farcical they were, your efforts are appreciated.

deGus- you also might want to read the small print on the site you referenced. Especially the part at the bottom that says:
"As a regular reader of the "Economist" I can confirm that this table (for the 2000 election) was indeed published in the 'Economist". However, a few issues later on, the 'Economist' published a retraction, saying the data was unable to be verified and possibly a hoax."

Next time do something original like "most of the states with "duh" in their name support Bush. States like Flori-duh, the Duh-kotas, and Neva-duh." At least than I could give you points for originality. then again, that would require you to put forth some effort when you would rather have the government hand it to you.

my favorite lines were..."my dream date is a romantic dream date" and "the most craziest thing i have ever done is i ran across the street and never looked" but you gotta give the guy props for pouring his heart out.

deG- So, are upset that I called your bull shit or are you thinking you should have gotten away with it because Billy Clit was able to dodge not just the draft but impeachment as well when he lied about the hummer from the bovine humidor Lewinsky? Try to be a man about it and admit that you erred, deG. Don't pull the liberal "Abracadabra my blame is gone!" routine. Come out and admit that you didn't really research anything and your attempt to correct me was as successful as trying to blow a fart up a walrus' ass. I called your bluff and now you are going to hide behind "someone can do it why not me"?? What next, little boy, are you going to get me at the playground during recess?

Please, grow a pair, son, and tend to them so they don't wilt on the vine like your original testicles apparently have. Feed them daily by taking responsibility for your actions and standing up for the right thing instead of the easy thing. Your testicles can be your best friend if you treat them well, deG. Be nice to them, give them a chance to stretch by being brave and fighting for what is right and not what is spoon-fed to you under the liberal guise of "truth." Be brave enough to think on your own, do some reading and form your own, educated and thought out opinion. Stand on your own two feet instead of swinging from your umbilical chord.

Stun me, deG, admit you had no idea of what you were saying earlier and recognize that you took the lazy, dumb ass way out by trying to hide behind a "someone else gets away with it so I can do" defense. It didn't work in elementary school when the candy was missing and it isn't going to work in the big world when your integrity and honesty are missing as well. I know you fucked up, the one or two people reading this know you fucked up, and YOU know you fucked up.

Is it not yet time to be truthful to yourself? Or will you wait until you have to resort to pharmaceuticals to balance out your skewed view of life with reality? Which will it be, deG? Will you be a truthful man with strength and inegrity or will you continue to hide behind the monkeybars on the playground of life?

I can almost HEAR monkeyfuck beating the shit out of his keyboard in his haste to post a vengeful reply to me... I imagine the adrenaline... What's your heart rate, something like 130? What names will you call me this time? Will you break the mold and use a creative spelling of "dumbass", as above, or will you go for true originality?

Oh come on, monkeyfuck, show us how stable and reasonable you are... I hate waiting...

Look dude--may I call you dude?--I'll go out on a limb for you. Obviously you're one seriously hateful, negative dude. I'm here for you. I'll extend an open invitation for a free hug. Take it or leave it.

OK, I'm about to give up waiting. It's too heart-wrenching. Monkeyfuck, I'm really disappointed. I mean, I know you probably had to go to the other room to scream at the kids, maybe hit the wife (that bitch is always out of line), but geez...

Anyway, monkeyfuck, is this a good one? I've been using the same one for over seven years, and need a new one:

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16823128028

I figure you'd know, since you go through probably ten or twelve keyboards a year. What do you think about the name? It's kind of goofy... "Zippy". WTF is that bull shit about? (See, I'm using your "alternate spelling".)