11. Ooh...the Tena commercials are horrible, too!

Off-key music and woman TRYING to wet their pants via ridiculous dancing that looks like part of an SNL sketch. I can't say the "protect your manhood" peni-pads ads are much better -- the tough Madden-like lug setting up a man-cave bathroom. What's the point of the peni-pads if you've a bathroom you'd never want to leave anyway?