OCR

22 NEW RUBE JOKES
The following day one of his flock discovered the
good man pushing a lawn mower about his gar-
den, and paused to say: “Well, parson, I’m glad
to see you engaged in cutting your sermons
short.”
Useless.
“After a man has invested in one of your get-
rich-quick schemes, do you keep on sending him 1
literature for your new enterprise?”
“Certainly not,” answered the
“What’s the use of wasting postage stamps on
a man who is broke?”
A Matter of Initials.
An engineer who was repairing a railway line
in South Africa found a cosy afrmhouse, which
he proceeded to occupy.
Promptly, came a telegram which read:
“G. T. M. wants house.”
The engineer Wondered who “G. T. M.”4might
be. On inquiry he found it referred to the general
traiiic manager.
-’ -‘1:‘:m...r.;-av = v ,:. r : ‘
promoter.
ii
3
i
2