1. You should do (have to do) an interpretive dance to Abba while listing every member on TDUCk in alphabetical order.
2. You must sing every song by Scatman John while juggling a nuclear missile, two cups of sugar, and a small dog. Also bringing over a train and a wall would be lovely.
3. You should not do any of the above.
4. You should record yourself cooking a dish of your choice, cooking show style and then proceed to give us your best wishes all while dressed as a snowman!
5. You should not do any of this at all, and instead send us all cookies.
6. Have a guest appearance from Baldy.
7. You should disregard #3.
8. Have a guest appearance from Mellors.
9. Have a guest appearance from Llama, AND Liam Neeson.
10. If you do indeed wish to have a guest appearance from Llama, buy him/her 1st class airfare to Diablo's video shooting area.
11. disregard 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, but still bring Liam Neeson and have him say the line from Taken ride an elephant that is crushing a Toyota Prius while singing Detriot Rock City by Kiss, while also destroying an Apple store using only hard candy found at a nursing home, then steal an F/18 fighter jet and recreate the movie Top Gun in its entirety in Iran, then fly to America, ask Megan Fox to marry you, and have the wedding in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator being the preacher and end the video by writing the divorce papers in highlighter and tell Megan Fox why you want a divorce while doing a perfect Sylvester Stalone impression.

If you could do all of this that would be wonderful. if not, then im sorry for wasting everyones time

1. You should do (have to do) an interpretive dance to Abba while listing every member on TDUCk in alphabetical order.
2. You must sing every song by Scatman John while juggling a nuclear missile, two cups of sugar, and a small dog. Also bringing over a train and a wall would be lovely.
3. You should not do any of the above.
4. You should record yourself cooking a dish of your choice, cooking show style and then proceed to give us your best wishes all while dressed as a snowman!
5. You should not do any of this at all, and instead send us all cookies.
6. Have a guest appearance from Baldy.
7. You should disregard #3.
8. Have a guest appearance from Mellors.
9. Have a guest appearance from Llama, AND Liam Neeson.
10. If you do indeed wish to have a guest appearance from Llama, buy him/her 1st class airfare to Diablo's video shooting area.
11. disregard 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, but still bring Liam Neeson and have him say the line from Taken ride an elephant that is crushing a Toyota Prius while singing Detriot Rock City by Kiss, while also destroying an Apple store using only hard candy found at a nursing home, then steal an F/18 fighter jet and recreate the movie Top Gun in its entirety in Iran, then fly to America, ask Megan Fox to marry you, and have the wedding in Vegas with an Elvis impersonator being the preacher and end the video by writing the divorce papers in highlighter and tell Megan Fox why you want a divorce while doing a perfect Sylvester Stalone impression.12. Dance Like Rick Astley in his Legendary music video and song, 'Never gonna Give you up' ,

Originally Posted by Calster17

I did a 1100 mile round trip to get drunk and push cars out of a muddy field, 10/10 would do again

1. Disregard.
2. Disregard.
3. Disregard.
4. Disregard.
5. You should not do any of this at all, and instead send us all cookies.
6. YES
7. Disregard.
8. This too!
9. Disregard.
10. Disregard.
11. You should talk about TDUCk! From Day One, and how you feel it has evolved.
12. Ban Andai.

I MUST put this here, even though it makes me a hypocrite.

Last edited by ScoobSTi; 04/12/11 at 22:41 PM.
Reason: Put in Clarence's :p

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