Possession of cash to be illegal by 2015

A spokesman for the government outlined the change in the law today in which known users will be allowed up to £20 for personal use, anything greater and they will be classed and treated as dealers.
On-the-spot fines will be replaced by on-the-spot debits and police will be allowed greater stop and search powers if they perceive the presence of excessive loose change or unsightly trouser bulges.
Shop assistants will be required to inform the authorities of any customer with excessive notes and the £50 note will be gradually phased out.
The measures, said to be to combat money laundering are considered by many to be targeted at work-shy, scrounging layabouts and traders on the knock. Today nobody was available for comment at the treasury, but the man who cleans their monitors said he thought it was and attempt to support our valued banking system which had suffered so badly recently leaving them feeling depressed and un-trusted.