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It may be at least four more years before a full global disclosure happens now that Donald Trump is in office. And the reason is right in front of our very eyes.

People around the world comment left and right,

“What is up with Donald Trump’s hair?”

Some say things like,

‘He’s rich, why doesn’t he get hair plugs or something?”

Others suggest he should,

“shave it all off.”

But, the truth of the matter is that his hair is actually not hair at all, his hair is an alien. That’s right, it is an illegal not-from-this-country, not even from this planet ALIEN and it’s not only controlling his brain, but it is now in charge of the entire United States of America, with direct repercussions to the earth AND universe, and even possibly the multi-verse.

To be clear, this alien is not just ONE alien but a colony of aliens and they are attempting what is called “the slow game.” The slow game is often something people in the dating world use as a method to win over their crush by taking their time to reveal how fabulous they are with small acts of daily kindness and flirtations, maybe the occasional sext (but never full nudity).

When it comes to aliens slow-gaming the earth it’s a bit different. Instead of just blasting the entire globe, their true goals are more aligned with removing the “cancer” aka “humans” from the land so that they can take over and claim this place as their own. By controlling the president of the United States of America, a leader amongst nations–or so the citizens are told to believe, this colony of aliens is embarking on their own subtle but effective alien-colonization of planet earth.

Do not be mistaken by Donald Trump’s hairs’ human-like qualities, those golden dry floppy strands are not of mammalian origin. Think of them as parasites. Alien parasites that are feeding on the evil, hate, and ignorance of human’s worst traits.

We must overcomb this.

This is a true illegal alien issue. It’s a nonconsensual take over of not only his body, but his brain. It’s a nonconsensual takeover of America. To put it bluntly, America is being raped by Donald Trump. Or more specifically, the alien colony trying to take over our planet by pretending to be Donald Trump’s hair.

Sure, it’s a fact that removing the alien colony would put an end to the current living Donald Trump figure, but the physical body is no longer controlled by a human spirit; the real Donald Trump has been dead for decades. Now, the aliens are after all of us.

Unless we’re capable of stopping these aliens we will all perish before there is even a full disclosure that aliens exist. We must end the aliens living on our own planet (aka Donald Trump’s hair). Then, once we have defeated them all we should build a giant dome around the earth to protect us from outside intruders, good or bad. Because we couldn’t possibly consent to things, people, aliens, we do not understand nor could we ever bother with taking the time to learn.

If you look closely at this image you will find two alien eyes looking straight back at you.