Well, there is "I'm gonna run around town naked" crazy and then there is "I'm gonna tie some fucking birds to her, to give her a fear of birds, then i'm gonna THROW some motherfucking birds at her and if she hasn't had a mental breakdown I'm gonna stalk her until she loves me" crazy.

I'm not that familiar with Cracked, from their website I obviously gathered they aren't uber-professionals, but the article was funny and dark and I'm sure while perhaps blown up their are nuggets of truth in there.

I'm not that familiar with Cracked, from their website I obviously gathered they aren't uber-professionals, but the article was funny and dark and I'm sure while perhaps blown up their are nuggets of truth in there.

I can't decide what Bible passage I like more. The one where that guy summons a bunch of bears to kill the kids that were making fun of his bald spot or the one about David getting 100 foreskins for the king, but came back with 200 because he is an ACHIEVER.