Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.--Lilo and Stitch.Beatles to battle!--Paul, Yellow Submarine movieListen. Do you want to know a secret?Have you hugged your Paul Today?Drop me a letter in my mailbox.

Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.--Lilo and Stitch.Beatles to battle!--Paul, Yellow Submarine movieListen. Do you want to know a secret?Have you hugged your Paul Today?Drop me a letter in my mailbox.

A man walks into his local nieghborhood bar and orders a beer. After about three more the bartender notices the man crying. He thinks this man can't possibly that drunk so soon, so he goes over and ask's the patron "What's the matter buddy, you ain't had that much to drink" The man say's tomorrow's my 25th wedding anniversary. The bartender say's "Congradulations the next one's on me". The man beggins to cry louder and harder and say's to the bartender "You don't understand, first degree murder carries a 25 year sentance". really confused the bartender say's "What in hell are you talikg about"? The man say's "If I had killed her 25 years ago instead of marrying her, Tomorrow I'd be a free man!"....................

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. Seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" She asked, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replied. "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him? " She said, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. Is there anything I can do?" "Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say. "Tell him," she whispered, " there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."

Three cowboys riding through the desert. Cowboy One asks Cowboy Two: "How much is one plus one?' "Two", Cowboy Two replies. Cowboy One gets his gun and shoots his college. "Why did you do that?", asks Cowboy Three. Cowboy One: "He knew too much."

The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting. When Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a small dot. "What's that?" the teacher asked, puzzled. "It's a period."

George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.Condoleeza : - That's correct.George B. : - Then who is in China?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir is in China?Condoleeza : - No, sir.George B. : - Then who is?Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Yassir?Condoleeza : - No, sir.

(Pause. Crumples paper)

George B. : - Condi, you're starting to p*ss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan?George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.Condoleeza : - You want Kofi?George B. : - No.Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi.George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations.Condoleeza : - Kofi?George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call?Condoleeza : - And call who?George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N?Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China.George B. : - Will you stay out of China?!Condoleeza : - Yes, sir.George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.Condoleeza : - Kofi.George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here.George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.