Just turned on breakfast news half way through a feature on a new Pixar film about a furious toby jug that comes to life and can’t find its way back to a mythical kingdom and then I realised it was just Mark Francois interview.

No one knew Mark Francois a few months ago. He became famous when he tore up the withdrawal agreement and spluttered a bunch of dimwitted nonsense. We are rewarding people for being morons and wondering why we're fucked as a country. https://t.co/FnDEjtX7VF

Mark Francois is a human fart. A shaved Penfold with bedwetting issues. A blustering pub bore puffball. A sweating estate agent with short man syndrome. A semi-sentient gammon joint. A pig that's run squealing into TM Lewin's washing line. A horse penis with a face drawn on it