Poor Little Lamb

This beautifulcelebrity got married in the past year. While she saw it as an exclusive commitment to him, he didn’t view it exactly the same way.

Being married to her has been great for him. He tells every woman he meets he is married to [redacted] and they seem to be even more eager to give him their phone numbers and to want to hook up with him. He says he is getting more numbers and more ass being married to her than he did when he was single!

Poor little lamb. Her vision must be a little blurry if she can’t see what’s happening right in front of her!

Emily Ratajkowski. Clue Blurry vision. She was in Blurred Lines video.
I thought she married him on the rebound. Does she know..probably but might be in denial nobody likes to admit they made a mistake rushing into something

Emily Ratajkowski, who just married Sebastian Bear-McClard after knowing him for two weeks or something.
“Vision is blurry” – she was in the Robin Thicke Blurred Lines video.
“Little lamb” – one of the women in the Blurred Lines video carries around a baby lamb, for some reason.

Kacey Musgraves….. Song on new album called Blurred Lines and lyrics for Merry Go Round:
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Jack burned out on booze and pills,
And Mary had a little lamb,
Mary just don’t give a damn no more

I don’t know if she knows. She is amazing and I am a huge fan, so I hope this isn’t true.