walk up to any cougar+ and tell them you want to spend a gentle five hours spoiling their body with sex

you don't have to beat around the bush

Hopefully you don't. Some of those older women's grooming habits are not that great.

Yeah. You got to watch the upper limit too. There's an age where they are chicks who were raised in the time of the "saturday night bath" for lack of a better term. Mostly baby boomers and the first batches of the hippy kids they spit out. Taking a shower daily just isn't ingrained into them. My gf Eileen comes from that crowd and fortunately she does shower everyday, but there was some trepidation the first time I peeled off her pants on her couch. Was I going to be able to have a snack or was it going to be a "ride it, blow it, then nice knowing ye" kind of night.