“Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.”

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" I don't think I've ever met a Liberal whom I didn't like on a personal basis. That said, if your goal is to change minds and influence people, it's probably not a good idea to begin by asserting that virtually all elected Democrats are liars. But what the hell."

Friday, December 02, 2005

One
of the more intriguing comments yesterday came from a "Helly."
Intriguing for obvious reasons .. Maybe there are genies who live
in bottles. Let's see,

HOW RODGE CAN MAKE MONEY

1. Put together one good post.

2. Shut down comp.

3. Find cane, put on jacket/hat/gloves to prevent accidents.

4. Take leisurely walk at scenic location. Mind the trip hazards.

5. Consider past indiscretions aimed at lesbian girl friends (not to be confused with LGF) along the way.

6. Come home and compose email apology. Lay it on thick.

I'm not sure I know what I said to The Ugly American that requires an apology, but I can pander with the best of them:

Tammy, I'm sorry I did that. I think you rock, and I have nightly dreams of somehow causing you to switch teams
so that we can... uh, you know. Failing that, I think I can set
you up with a certain Ms, Jolie (no, not that one .. a Czech
named Sarah Jolie).
So, once again, please forgive me for that thing. I know you work
in the film industry ... is my prize a recurring role on Reno 911?

And you figured correctly! Unfortunately our host did not calculate how far "inside" a joke should be inserted. Given his other talents, I found this baffling. Now it's clear that his trouble with me and with blogging are separate symptoms of a common problem.

Extremely amusing and gratifying response, Herr Aufrictung. But the Tookie approach to getting a pardon is not going to work for either of you. No regrets = no redemption.