Stealing A Little Bit Of Shine At Formal Events Not Dedicated To You

Lace-ups may not be your steezery these days, but when they look as sick as these joints from Yang Li, they're basically a dope looking shoe that just so happens to have a hard bottom. Featuring a contrast panel detail at the shoe's apron in pebble grain, you can guarantee that you will steal a little bit of shine the next time you're at a formal event not dedicated to you. I'm talking weddings, bar mitzvahs, piano recitals, depositions, even funerals—basically any and all functions that are super fucking boring, but you still kind of have to attend in the interest of acquiring free booze. Little Benji's aunt will be all, "My nephew's Haftarah was excellent, but did you see this gawd's Yang Li's?! Fire."