When I was a teenager I worked at a pet store. This other girl who worked there had three ferrets. Two of them died. She asked me if I wanted the one that was left, so I took it. What a little prick that thing was. Biting my fucking toes while I slept, HARD. Pissing and shitting in every single corner of the apartment. Stinking up the joint. Ugh, I couldn't take it. I pawned him off on someone else.

Ugh, just saw the "father" on the news. He looks/sounds more retarded than Lever. Also, they referred to the mother as his "fiancee". Seriously? Five kids and you can't be bothered to pay the $50 for the license and get married?