"Captain Kirk, we appreciate your taking time out of retirement to answer some of the burning questions our viewers are asking... so, let's get started. What has Captain Spockbeen up to?"

"First Officer's Log, Stardate 50893.5. So far, our rave has been a total disaster. The engineering display is on fire, half the bridge crew are passed out, and Mr. Worf is seeing LDS-induced dragons."

"Listen here, you bastards... NO, I do not want to upgrade to a Droid. I'm perfectly happy with my current phone and coverage."

__________________"Brace yourself. The area of penetration will no doubt be sensitive." - Mr. Spock, The Immunity Syndrome