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Alabama Man Shoots Burglar, Turns out it was his Teenage Son

Tyler Giuliano, 15, was wearing a ski mask and appeared to be armed when he was shot on Thursday by his father, who authorities declined to identify, said Lieutenant J. Paul Vance, a spokesman for the Connecticut State Police.

This is a pretty sad story since the kid died. But I want to know who the knucklehead is over at Reuters who published this story? Because whoever published this story changed the state from Alabama to Connecticut. Was this some sort of practical joke? Like, there is no way that this story takes place in Connecticut. This is definitely an Alabama story. It’s at least gotta be somewhere in the South.