The error message URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration is telling you that DreamHost have chosen to disable URL file access for security reasons. Your include functions presumably have paths beginning with http://. You need to change those to a local path.

So instead of this:<? require("http://TheClassicalStation.org/who_am_i/random/randex.php3"); ?>Use this:<?php require($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT']."/who_am_i/random/randex.php3"); ?>You can read more about this issue on this page of the DreamHost Wiki.