Monday, January 10, 2011

Penis enlarging methods are SCAMS. Regardless of what the email from Zlygovistan says, whatever they're trying to sell you WILL NOT INCREASE ANYTHING but your credit card bill.

If someone were to attach some sort of s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g device to my winkie, I think it would get pretty uncomfortable after a minute or so. Maybe some guys are into putting their private parts on the rack, but I'm not one of them.

But a truly determined guy in Quebec decided to give it, not 1 or 2 measly minutes of use, BUT 500 FREAKIN' HOURS OF PENILE TENSILE TESTING!!!

At the end of this tumescent marathon, with no visible improvement, he decided to sue the manufacturer.

Hmm...500 hours? I think there must have been some redeeming pleasurable sensation occurring to return again and again for 500 hours of experimentation. Perhaps the inventor is marketing to the wrong crowd. BDSM anyone?

What's funny to me is how many of these ads, and similar ones for breast enlargement, are to be found on so-called "legitimate" news, weather and political sites.There must be a heckuva demand for this type of garbage, otherwise these ads would remain in the background on sleazy, low end sites.

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