Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together .

Socrates
By all means marry . If you get a good wife, you'll be happy . If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher .

Anonymous
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them .

Dumas
The great question . . . which I have not been able to answer . . . is,
"What does a woman want?

Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me .

Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage . We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week . A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing . She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays . "

Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking . It's called marriage . "

James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives . . The first one left me, and the second one didn't . "