Noun: A horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. Usually referenced as "sub-Hell", minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out mass quantities of paperwork.

Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.

Noun: "Some people believe in Hell, but I think if you're really evil you could even end up in Nexcom"