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dilbert: would you please stop humming? it's making me crazy. Tina: i can't focus unless i hum. dilbert: but i can't focus when you do hum. i'm going to talk to your boss. tina: i'm going to talk to your boss! hum, hum, hum. dilbert: gaaa!!! i can't work when she hums. tina: humming helps me work better. boss: i rule in favor of the hummer and i sentence dilbert to take sensitivity training class to be less of a jerk. dilbert: i hate you. tina: hum, hum, hum.

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Man: Hi, I'm an inexperienced employee who tells experienced employees how to do their jobs. I compensate for my lack of experience with a thing called arrogance.
Dilbert: That sounds worth-less.
Man: Oh, yeah? Then why does every company have one of me?

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Man: ...And that's what I recommend.
Boss: I reject your recommendation because it doesn't match what we already decided to do.
Man: That's no way to run a business.
Boss: Can you refer me to a less judgy consultant?