Oooh, we’re so scared! (yawn)

Ayman al-Zawahri, Al-Quada’s Deputy and Bin Laden’s right-hand-man, said “Blair has brought you destruction to the heart of London, and he will bring more destruction, God willing” in a broadcast released to Al-Jazeera. Zawahri then proceeded to take off his clothes and dance in front of the camera with his dick tucked between his legs whilst announcing “I am a lay-deeh!”

That’s funny, I thought it was a foursome of snivelling, mass-murdering moslem retards who caused the destruction in London, not Blair.

I saw a funny picture the other day of a suicide bomber after he had ‘martyred’ himself. It was just his decapitated charred head laying in the road (not sure if it was one of the 7/7 bombers though.) Bizarrely, his facial expression was one of surprise, as if his last conscious thought had been “By Mohammed’s baby-raping cock, my fucking head is flying 100-feet into the air!! OMG WTF!! I was told that blowing myself up would lead to nothing worse than a bruised elbow. D’oh!”