Tuesday, May 22, 2012

"Hi, I'm looking for a neurologist who treats symptoms caused by electromagnetic force fields, such as those given off by cell phones, WiFi transmitters, hearing aids, and computers. These things are prevalent in our society, and are making me and my friends all sick. We need someone who can treat us for brain and nerve damage from their radiation, and who could also help us file a mass lawsuit against all cell phone, computer, and hearing aid users. Thank you."

In order for the examination to continue it is necessary for you to remove the tin foil hat.

or, it was that marketer from the other day trying a new tack.

Or,

Seriously, there was a news magazine show ( thus the increase in reported cases) detailing people who do have an idiosyncratic aversive reaction to such electronic forces. I believe one of the Scandinavian countries is actively researching. I will check and get back to you.

Seriously, just think about how prevalent they are these days! We are under constant barrage from these force fields, and most of us don't even know it. Massive litigation is the only way to expose the insidious nature of it all and break through the veil of deception. In my opinion, they are setting their sights too low. Why, imagine the monetary damages if it were to address the full scope? Just look around at the number of electrics, appliances, devices, electromagnetic rays on the motherships alone...

Packer said...In order for the examination to continue it is necessary for you to remove the tin foil hat.

Unfortunately, for a great many sufferers, their tin foil hats are ineffective. Tin foil is very difficult to find. It has been replaced by aluminum foil. Many people don't know the difference and are shocked to discover their aluminum foil hat doesn't work. /sarcasm

There are a couple of people on a vertigo forum I moderate who think their symptoms are caused by electromagnetic fields. People grasp at straws after going for years without a diagnosis or getting multiple diagnoses.

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