THE BOBBIPINS NINE!

Magic Trick
Bob: In my office right now!
Bill: Yes sir right away!
Bob: Pick a card any card…
Bill: Uh…this one?
Bob: HOCUS POCUS! SHAZAM! ABRACADABRA! ZOOOM!
Bob: Is this your card?
Bill: Nope.
Bob: Then what the fuck are you still doing here? Get the fuck back to your crappy little cubicle you incompetent fool!
Bill: Yes sir! Sorry about everything sir!
Bob: This Bridge Magic Trick book is harder to master than I first thought…
*Bridge For Dummies*