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Photo: Pam and Tara at Fangtasia in Season 5, Episode 8: "Somebody That I Used to Know"

There were even more delicious doozies than usual this week on True Blood, so grab an O-neg and prepare for a bloody LOLercoaster ride! By the way, these quotes are even more hilarious if you imagine Bill and his long hair saying them.

There is no emoticon to describe Pam.2. Russell chats up Steve: "You ever been to Hong Kong?"

Steve: "Nu-uh, but I loved Kung Pow Chicken."Annnnd, one more more reason to appreciate the Rev.1. Lafayette keeps it real: "I'm about to slip my ass in this tub and get high as a muthaf—k. Enjoys ya day."If by "get high" he means "binge eat pizza," then we approve!