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How Marijuana Is Packed And Mailed

How marijuana is packed and mailed is an art form to say the least. When we first started, we went threw some pretty heavy growing pains lol.

Your order is packaged professionally, involving among other things, vacuum sealing, no one will know what’s in the package, no odor.

In order to give you the best quality marijuana you can buy online we ensure that the packaging is done properly before shipping. All packages will be sealed with Food Saver bags and should not have any air in them. They should not be squished all to shit either though.

It is sent by Canada Post Xpresspost, it takes 2 to 3 days, Canada wide. A tracking number will be emailed to you so that you can track your shipment and know the delivery date, and no signature is required, it will be left in your mailbox.

Wondering How Your Marijuana Is Packaged And Mailed?

McChronald’s takes its packaging process very seriously. We make sure that the contents inside will not leak smell. We also make sure it clearly states that the package is for no other then the person who ordered. Every once in a while Canada Post changes the price or shipping packaging we need to use. This is something we do not control. BuyWeedOnline.ca does not charge for shipping. We simply pass on the cost of what ever Canada Post is charging at that point in time. Sometimes we find our selves paying $2 to $4 for shipping out of our pocket. But, McChronald’s packs your meal with total discreetness paramount with delivery.

Things Pot Smokers Know

Things pot smokers know are looked at as weird by those of you who have never toked. Here is a list of the 10 things that only pot smokers could understand. I bet almost all of us have experienced and can relate to these:

The Time warp zone.

time

This the feeling you get when you’re in a high and it seems like time is moving so slow. Like you are doing one thing, then all of a sudden you say to yourself “Oh my gosh. It feels like I’m doing this for hours!”

That “munchies” hit.

munchies

You come to this point wherein you want something to eat. It’s not that you’re hungry, but you have this huge appetite to indulge on a bag of chips and a whole bar of chocolate at the same time. Not just that, it makes you wonder how come, the food you are eating right now just tastes soooo good. It feels like heaven!

Get rid of the smell in your room, BY ALL MEANS.

Things Pot Smokers Know And You Wont Get

Once you light up a joint, you always have to worry that you need to get rid of the smell right before your housemates get a hold of it. I can even remember having a debate with a friend if it is better to get a candle or an incense before having our pot session at home. Sometimes, you may also end up spraying your own perfume just to get rid of it.

The Need To Watch A Movie

movie marathon

One of the best thing to do late at night after smoking MJ is watching a movie. You tend to be so focused on everything that is happening on that screen like you don’t care about anything else in the world. Just make sure that you are not too stoned that you just end up staring at the t.v without understanding anything or worse, end up sleeping.

The LSS “last song syndrome” mode.

This is when listening to music feels so better that the lyrics of the song kept on lingering in your ears. Well, any sound or word you hear will eventually remain in your system that you can even hear it echoing.

Things Baby Pot Smokers Know

Red Eye Syndrome, Fn Baked

i’m tired

I know I’m in a good high when my eyes get sleepy and I find it so comfortable wearing sunglasses. Some will have red eyes too, so they need to have their eye drops ready.

Dang it, i forgot again.

This is being torn with what you need to do and what you want to do. LOL. Just kidding. But admit it, when you’re stoned, you sometimes tend to forget things that you are supposed to do. My boss once forgot that he is supposed to pick me up somewhere, when he just called me like 5 mins earlier. Then he said…

I’m sorry, I’m so high!”, I just blurted out “OK!” which means I fully understand! I do the same thing at about anything that I’m holding, the next minute, I was looking for it and I can’t remember where I put it!

It makes you wonder why something is so funny.

laugh

When you’re in a high, there is no bad or corny joke ever! You tend to laugh at any simple funny story. Sometimes, you even laugh your ass out about any funny thing that simply pops out of your mind.

The never ending search for the lighter!

lighter please

Now, all smokers experience this. You will wonder which is better, having a joint to light without a lighter, or you seeing a bunch of lighters everywhere but you don’t have anything to smoke? Which will piss you off in the end asking,” Where the hell are these lighters gone?”

Cough, cough, cough!

Please Just Cough Things Post Smokers Know

I believe almost all of us have experienced that sometimes never ending and uncontrollable coughing after spiffing a toke. You may end up feeling like your throat is super dry, this is also called having cottonmouth. The best way is to chug up a big glass of ice cold water. Whew, that feeling is so refreshing after!

Payment Instructions

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MAKE SURE THE FOLLOWING IS IN ORDER. OR YOUR ORDER AND MONEY WILL BE LOST IN SPACE.

Make sure you have updated your account billing and shipping info. They must be the same address you want your package shipped to.

Go ahead and make your order, once completed you will be given an order number; WRITE IT DOWN!

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AIDS/HIV

Scientists believe that the HIV started with a certain type of chimpanzee in Central Africa which carries Simian Immunodeficiency Virus (the chimpanzee version of aids) .

Human hunted the chimpanzees for meat and came into contact with their infected blood that transformed into HIV.

Research shows that people with AIDS/HIV who smoked marijuana have better sleep, gained appetite, have better moods and showed less neuropathic pain.

Alzheimer’s

This is a disease caused by brain cell death. This disease is also known as the most common type of DEMENTIA or the loss of mental ability due to the increasing death of cells in the brain.

Although, studies show that it is common on people 65 of age and older, approximately 200,000 individuals are under the age of 65. Someone develops this disease in every 67 seconds in the US.

Smoking marijuana and some of the plant’s chemicals have been used to help patients with Alzheimer gain weight and it also lessens some troubled or nervous behaviours of the patients.

Researchers found it slowed the development of protein deposits in the brain which scientists think may be a part of what causes Alzheimer’s although no one really knows what causes the disease.

Arthritis

Arthritis is informally known as joint pain or joint disease.

There was a study made on 58 patients who uses the by-product of marijuana found that they had less pain and that they can sleep better. Another review of studies said that marijuana may help fight pain-causing inflammation.

Asthma

Is a “chronic inflammatory disease of the airway” that causes shortness of breath, tightness in the chest, coughing and wheezing.

Studies are contradicting, but some early finding suggests that it reduced exercise-induced asthma. Other cell studies showed that smoking weed could dilate human airways, but some patients experienced tight feeling on their chest and throat.

Cancer

Is a name given to a collection of related diseases which can start anywhere in the body which is made up of trillions of cells.

As a normal process, human cells prow and divide to form new cells as the body needs them and when cells grow old or become damaged, they die and new cells take place.

When cancer develops, this orderly process breaks down. As cells become old or damaged, they survive when they should die and new cells form when they are not needed. These extra cells can divide without stopping and may form growths called TUMORS.

Animal studies show that some marijuana extracts may kill cancer cells and some other cell studies show that it may stop cancer growth. With mice, THC improved the impact of radiation on cancer cells.

Smoking marijuana can also prevent nausea on chemotherapy patients.

Chronic Pain

Is a pain that lasts longer than 6 months. Signals of pain remain active in the nervous system and can also last for years. Chronic pain has impact on both physical and emotional state of a person.

The physical pain felt by the body, in the long run can cause depression, anger, anxiety and fatigue which interact in complex ways with chronic pain making it worse and can decrease the body’s production of natural pain killers; to add up, such negative feelings may increase the level of substances that extend sensations of pain, resulting to a dangerous cycle of pain for the person.

People widely used cannabinoids for pain relief in the 1800s due to some animal and human studies which show that cannabinoids have a substantial analgesic effect.

Other medicine based on cannabis such as “SATIVEX” are being tested on patients with multiple sclerosis and used to treat cancer pain. This drug has been approved in Canada and in some European countries. Scientists also show a 30% in reduction in pain involving 56 human patients who smoked weed.

Crohn’s disease

An inflammation that develops anywhere in the gastrointestinal tract (GI), from mouth to anus.

In a small initial study of 13 patients observed over three months, they found that inhaled cannabis did improve life of people with ulcerative colitis and Crohn’s disease. It helped ease pain, limited the repetition of diarrhea and helped with appetite.

Epilepsy

This is a common brain disorder characterized by recurrent seizures. Varied as 2 or more seizures diagnosed based on the description of episodes; person’s medical and family history and results of diagnostic tests.

Trials conducted at NYU Langone Medical Center showed a 50% of reduction in the frequency of certain seizures in 213 patients (children and adult) who took medical marijuana extracts.

Glaucoma

Is a group of eye diseases which result in damage to the optic nerve and vision loss.

This is one of the main causes of blindness.

Researches proved that THC’s effect on this disease and found that it can lower eye pressure. It may also lower blood pressure, which could harm the optic nerve due to reduced blood supply. THC can also help preserve the nerves.

Multiple Sclerosis

This is a disabling disease of the brain and spinal cord. This happens when the immune system attacks the protective sheath that covers nerve fibers and causes communication problems between the brain and the rest of the body. In the long run it can cause nerves themselves to decay or become constantly damaged.

There is no known cure for MS. Using marijuana or some of the chemicals in the plant may help avoid muscle spasms, pain tremors and stiffness. Side effect on a study involving 20 patients is that it may harm memory.

Indica Vs Sativa The Difference Between the Two Cannabis Plants

We sometimes receive calls that will ask about what type of weed should they order? Customers want to know what the pros and cons are with marijuana Indica Vs Sativa. The answer would be depending of what kind of effect you want to experience when you smoke weed. We usually have a variety of Sativas and Indicas available on our web site. So you will ask, what is Sativa and Indica?

Today’s article will let us distinguish the difference between an indica and sativa type of weed.

To start, indica and sativa are the two major types of cannabis plants. When the two types are mixed, a “hybrid” type is formed and each types has different effects on body and mind.

LOOK and TASTE

Indica typically grow shot and wide while Sativa grow tall and thin. Indica plants are better grown indoor because they grow short and Sativa are better grown outdoor because it can get as high as 25 ft. in height. Indica’s flowering time is shorter, about 8-12 weeks while sativa’s will take about 10-16 weeks to grow.

Indicas have fat fan leaves, where each leaf segment nearly touches each other or even overlaps a little. Sativa leaves look more like thin little fingers.

In terms of taste, Indicas are sweet and fruity while sativas are earthy and piny.

Buds:

buds

The dried buds are are a little bit more difficult to differentiate because they might look like hybrids but once you know the basic features of each type, in a way, you can make an educated guess as to whether or not your strain is indica or sativa dominant.

Sativa’s buds are usually long, less dense, wispy bud or fluffy, often with red or orange coloring and have a sweeter or lighter aroma.

Indica’s buds are short, heavy, compact and dense, often purple coloring and have thick pungent aroma.

GEOGRAPHIC ORIGIN

origin

Most indica strains originated from the Hindu Kush region of the Middle East like Turkey, Morocco and Afghanistan while most sativa strains originated from those countries near the equator like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Southeast Asia.

It makes sense when you want to distinguish each strain when it comes to the name of the weed. Indicas usually have Kush at the end while sativas have Haze.

EFFECTS

effects of sativa vs indica

Indica:

Relieves body pain.

Relaxes muscles.

Alleviates spasms and seizures.

Good for headaches and migraines.

Manages anxiety or stress.

You will feel relaxed and tired that you would want to go to bed and sleep when you take indica strains that is why it is best to smoke this at night or later in the evening or at anytime you wish to sleep.

Sativa:

Feeling at ease.

Up-lifting and cerebral thought.

Stimulates and energizes.

Increases focus and creativity.

Fights depression.

You will feel cerebral high when smoking sativa strains that makes this a good choice to smoke at daytime. You will feel more energetic and creative that is why this strain is more preferred by artists.

Next time you place an order, you now have an overview of what each type of strain you want. So goo ahead, what are you waiting for? Subscribe now and make a quick pick!!!

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