Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Politically Defect

Nowadays, you have to be careful about every little thing you say.

The other day, I went to Long John Silvers. When I got to the window, there was an African-American lady who took my money. She asked if I wanted condiments, and I replied, "Yeah! Vineger." At which point, I thought to myself, "I really hope she heard the 'vi'". Otherwise, she probabaly thinks I'm filled with hate and very enthusiastic about it.

Who is ths Kevin?

In October of the year of our Lord nineteen and seventy nine, a man was born that would bring knowledge, so insightful, that the world would be forever changed. Unfortunately, that man was murdered by gibbons. Then, I started a blog to get the crap that's in my brain out of my brain. Honestly, I can't, for the life of me, recall why I brought up that other guy.