Brad Pitt Crashes Wedding in England, Was 'Really Nice!'

Brad Pitt poses with a happy bride and groom, Abi Lingwood and new hubby Daniel, after crashing their wedding on Friday (September 13) at the Maidenhead Hotel in Berkshire, England.

“My husband said to me Brad Pitt was at the bar and you have got to come with me so he dragged me across the hotel,” the bride told the Maidenhead Advertiser. “I thought he was joking.”

After asking to take a picture, Brad was very amenable! “He said sure, no problem and said congratulations and I hope you have had a great day and let’s have a picture,” she said. “And he said I looked nice. He was really nice.”

Abi added that the girls in the room were “going wild and mental.” Bigger picture inside…

Poor Brad, no good deed goes unpunished! The media can’t stop trashing the JPs at every opportunity- lie after lie. Many are STILL lying about WWZ and will probably never stop. Besides all the lies, any positive JP news gets diminished or ignored. As Dawne has pointed out, even the adjectives describing the JP kids are less than. I’m glad we have this place to get the facts straight (not jj himself, but the well-informed fans). This couple better beware, fat tick will be stalking them in parking garages!

Passing Through

# 6 WTM @ 09/17/2013 at 12:26 pm
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I think you mean, “Go JASON!” He’s the one with 4 movies lined up. Ticky? She’s going to be too busy being barefoot and pregnant while Squiggy brings home the turkey bacon for a change (he’s not getting paid enough to afford REAL bacon). BBBBWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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JK, hen. Ticky has even fewer baby plans than future movie jobs. After all, she does have the Horrible Movie sequel and ZERO fetuses…or is it feti? Whatever…the point is, barren, barren, barren…just like Baja, Meh-hee-co.

Actually, its not their place to set anything straight. The bride already said what actually happened. Brad Pitt should be the one, but obviously he doesnt give rats azz. So calm the fkuc down. Trolls are always gonna say something negative…they’re trolls. They have no power, no influence, apparently no jobs or families, so who cares what a couple of nut jobs spamming a thread says?

I love him but I’m having such a hard time with the hair. I guess I was one of the few who really liked the long locks on him. Well, I really liked it shorter; WW Z top of shoulder. He’s fine FINE and FINE regardless and he’s so sweet. He really gave them a story for their grands.

me

To crash or not to crash,that is the question? Who cares,Brad was nice enough to have pictures taken with the newlyweds,something they are going to treasure.They set the record straight already. Move on!!!

Passing Through

# 44 were the morons @ 09/17/2013 at 3:38 pm
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Ticky doesn’t go to Meh-hee-co with Courteney anymore because they’re not BFFs anymore. Are they on speaking terms? Possibily, but hanging out and living in each other’s back pockets? NOpe. I think it was Courteney who put the kibbosh on it, too. What’s really funny about Meh-hee-co is that Courteney still goes there and was there, at the same resort she and Ticky always used, less than a month before Ticky & Squiggy’s last visit. She was there with Coco and that dude from her show that she’s sleeping with. In years past she’d have taken that very same trip with Ticky but not in the last 3 years. Maybe she didn’t care for the hipocrisy of Ticky stealing Squiggy from Heidi after Ticky whined about Angie for 6 years? Or maybe it was the fact that she herself had an “emotional” affair with the dude she’s now sleeping with while working Cougar Town and realized WHY Brad had to get away from Ticky and that she needed to as well? Anything’s possible.

witch

twins’ out with their ‘daddies’,

Yeah, guess Mom was tired from all the pap walking, she took the nap, but she made sure the kids got out there and earned their $$$.

Who needs Dad? He’s so easily replaced.

She is going to make Pitt eat his words saying he was jealous. This new bodyguard/manny could become a daily fixture buddying it up with twin boy. How long has it been since Father of the Year has seen any of the kids?

this dude looks hotter than Stupitt, not to mention they could be father and son. :whistle: Credits to those people who give up their own life to be part of the Brand-gelina lifestyle.

Ho’s team will release them
but they will remove the male nannies. As usual.

witch

Remember they would not be apart more than 3 days or take jobs at the same time? Brad took this job because it was being filmed in England home of Bambi. Neither would be so stupid to incur the wrath of Holina and like many others before them you can cheat and keep it quiet for a long time. The beginning of the end was during his filming WWZ there–pix show the strain on Pitt and ho’s faces in every photo taken at the time. So obvious she shows up on the set with all the kids to stop Bambi. Let’s face it Pitt is at that stage approaching 50 the hot of their relationship has long cooled and you have a younger clone in Lara. Where is her facebook? how come it’s down with no new entries?
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Brad was at the bar

JustinWantsaBlackWoman

Seems like Brie Larson is going to be in a Jason Sudeikis movie. I bet she won’t drop out of that one, LOL. Morons helped Jason’s career with him getting more movies lined up, and with talented actors. I bet the little boy in morons will get better roles too. However, Emma and ticky are still at the bottom.

seriously

Some people has all the luck, I never met one celebrity. Brad has made her day. She will tell her children for sure.

Passing Through

# 45 JustinWantsaBlackWoman @ 09/17/2013 at 3:52 pm
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The poor, sad little man so wants to be interesting, edgy, cool and dark – and he’s so NOT. Gonorrhea & syphillis tongues. Cops to the human teeth collection but not the used pill bottles. You can practically smell the, “See how edgy I am?” desperation on this guy. That certainly explains why he’d dump a seemingly comfortable-in-her-own-skin Heidi for Ticky – desperation breeds more desperation.
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We cannot possibly be the only people on the planet today questioning WHY GQ gave Squiggy a cover when he has ZERO work to his credit to warrant it. He had nothing to promote, nothing to announce and nothing to say worth the ink and paper used to print the magazine. Do they REALLY owe Huvsy that much that they’d waste a cover on this non-entity? If this issue turns out to be their lowest selling issue of the year what kind of favor does Huvsy (read: Ticky) owe them?
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PS – I’m really surprised Ticky hasn’t found an excuse to get Squiggy to take a photo with her a la Brad with Angie in Vogue. They’ll pull that out of the bag when it’s time to promote his HBO show or when Crime On Life comes out. And I’m sure Squiggy will be on a motorcycle looking at Ticky as she tries to strike a sexy pose. I’ve got the perfect movie remake for these two – When Fraud met Fraudette. You can decide which of them is “Fraudette”…

@Passing Through: LMAO! Oh Lord, please don’t let them do a cover similar to Brad and Angelina’s. that would be a clear sign of desperation. I really wonder how this magazine is goings to sell. A nobody on the cover usually doesn’t sell magazines…

Oh, don’t be mad at our resident homicidal maniac, that we lovingly refer to as Tex Watson. They can’t help their obsession with all things Brad and Angelina. Hell, they’re no longer welcome at Duhlisted, apparently. Texy Mexy’s cray, well, they don’t want it there either.

They had Mommie Dearest for a mother and who knows who their father is. Jack the Ripper? They keep making sure that we know the name of the STD that Lenny contracted. Apparently, her Squirt has an STD wheel. Good thing because Lenny likes to turn em out and burn em out. LOL.

The reason that she has to keep bringing different friends is because people can only take her in small amounts. Unless, they’re being paid and even Squirt likes to get his flirt on in NYC with his ex.

~~~“My wagon-wheel table is my syphilis throats … I have these beautiful wax-museum pieces — handmade, from the 1800s — from a museum of curiosities,” Theroux explained in his recent GQ interview. “They’re just these open mouths, with tongues, and in the throats are different stages, labeled, of syphilis and gonorrhea and whatever.”
There’s also a candy dish of human teeth that we’re assuming Aniston will not be placing in her Bel Air living room anytime soon. “I know a dentist who saves those for me,” he said. “People often think they’re little mints. ‘Don’t eat the teeth!’”~~~

ROTFLMAO! He too, is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s good that he’s got those museum pieces for Lenny’s problem. She’s also a museum piece and her womb is too! Hey, Mr. Try Hard. I know it sucks that you’re being forced to finally earn your keep. But, dude, seriously? LOL.

Wagonwheel HO! Priceless. Do they spin the STD wheel to decide which one to treat for that particular day?

too funny

So Brad was having a meeting and people came up to him during his meeting and he is the crasher.. LOL and the HAGs are whining. They are so desperate.

Brad and Angie are just too wonderful. And the hags can’t deal.

briseis

Gah, Idris Elba is featured in that GQ and they put Justin Theroux (who?) on the cover? It will serve them right if this particular issue tanks. Sheesh, what idiot would choose the nobody over the hot hot hot Idris who has movies to promote?

the ring

ticky and her lover they are still together, brangelina split

pitty is in australia with his children ¡:

notttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ;(

KARMA LOONS,IS THE KARMA

the ring

the bodyguards of our angie are hot

I see star’s cover the next week;)

this week is of Miley Cyrus

tic tac tic tac tic tac

lucy

@JustinWantsaBlackWoman: I bet Jason will get more than a measly $5 Million for his next movie, while Ticky is STILL “auditioning” for jobs, no wonder she has knee problems. lmao

“Brad is a very generous artist and a very generous human being,” said Fassbender, who also costarred with Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.
“He’s one of those people within the industry who encourages and champions new talent, and so when he saw Hunger, I believe that’s when he and Steve met and he said to Steve, ‘I want to do something, is there something out there you’d like to make? I’d like to be a part of it,’” the actor recalled.
“Because he knows we need more filmmakers like Steve out there making these kind of films, which a lot of the time don’t see the light of day because people think the material is too difficult.”

She probably paid 90% and he 10%. That’s why he is not allow to decorates the way he wants. It’s all about MANiston.

That was one of the issues Brad had with the ho. Remember she complained about his taste in architecture. She wasn’t able to sit in one of the chairs. Thank god Brad found someone who shares the same interests and hobbies.

the ring

tic tac tic tac tic tac
my darling Jen is hot
my pitty pot is drunken

cK

Brad is still the sexiest man alive.

Passing Through

# 76 briseis @ 09/17/2013 at 6:34 pm
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Idris Elba is featured in the same GQ with Sqiggy on the cover? Sounds like rampant racism to me. They won’t put the black man who IS a movie star on the cover but they’ll put a nobody who’s a client of an ex-editor’s brother on the cover instead? Sounds like they need to catch the next screening of 12 Years A Slave – and not because Idris Elba is black. They need to see it because they’re Steven Huvane’s biitch. Let’s see if come awards season time they can spare a cover for Chiwetel Ejiofor and\or Steve McQueen. NOT!

Squirt didn’t pay 10% of 21M, that’s about all he’s worth. LOL. She let him tag along. That’s about all he got out of the deal. Oh and his allowance left on the bedside table for services rendered. Because he’s her b!tch.

JustinWantsaBlackWoman

More like She paid 90% and he paid for the 1% in groceries, LOL.

JustinWantsaBlackWoman

I meant to say, 99%

funny tweet

a Freudian slip for tiny stolen troll boy? “different altitude” , i.e., lots more girly jeans and three years of collecting unemployment while having the leathery old cougar pay for everything.
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LATimes) Pitt and his partners fought to make sure McQueen had enough money to realize his vision for the film. Hollywood’s big studios weren’t inclined to back the film, even with Pitt playing a small role as an abolitionist-inclined carpenter. “It was not what the studios were looking for,” Pitt said. “For them, it’s all about tent poles.”

But even some independent financiers were skeptical. “Of course, the natural reaction is, ‘Make it cheaper, cheaper,’” Pitt said of what some potential backers wanted.

But Brad Pitt refused to do it on the cheap. He cobbled together the $22 million McQueen needed. (Hollywood would have spent $65 million to get the same look).

well a Brad Pitt only comes around ONCE in a lifetime.. A Squiggy is a dime a dozen.. hell you can pick them up on any NYC corner drug store.

Which is why she never tried to go that route. How do you find another Brad Pitt.. you can’t. you settle for a Squiggy. well he settled for a Lenny so it all worked out.

Moneyball on now.. I have the dvd. but I still watch it on TV.. love me some Brad..

groundcontrol

@busted:
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So Lenny and Squiggy “buy a house together” yet he can’t decorate a huge mansion the way he wants too. It has to be her way or no way..
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Yes. I noticed that. Of course we all know it is HER house. And I’m sure she reminds him of that every day.