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enIs That a Bitch Sign in Your Pocket or Are You Just a Giant A-Hole?http://bitchmagazine.org/post/is-that-a-bitch-sign-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-just-a-giant-a-hole
<p>Attention <i>Bitch</i> readers!</p>
<p>It was made known to us last night (by a big hole in the wall) that our <i>Bitch</i> door sign has been stolen! Here is a photo of the purloined sign in its former glory (in case you need to make an I.D.):</p>
<p><center><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2096/2514266507_ee547e0f80.jpg" /></center></p>
<p>Red alert, readers! Lock up your signs because there is a thief on the loose! If you see this sign floating around NE Alberta Street (or in some jerkwad's apartment somewhere) please bring it back to us! Our sign was a donation from <a href="http://ferrousity.com/">Ferrousity</a> and we really feel it tied the whole office together.</p>
<p>And to the major A-hole(s) who decided it was cool to take this sign in the first place: Congratulations! We hope your friends are impressed by your feats of thievery. You should feel especially proud of yourself since we are a nonprofit organization, which means that money for a new sign will have to come out of funds that would have gone toward hosting <a href="/events">community events</a>, publishing our <a href="/donate-and-subscribe/subscribe">print magazine</a>, and obtaining books for our <a href="/library">free lending library</a>. So, you know, way to go on the whole stealing thing.</p>
<p>And another thing, thief: If, by chance, you stop feeling quite so good about your crimes, or your d-bag friends stop being impressed by your ability to steal a sign that says the word "bitch" on it (hilarious!), please return our sign to us. We won't be mad; we just want our darling sign back in its rightful place above our door. If, however, you do not feel any remorse for stealing the sign of a struggling, independent, nonprofit organization, then hopefully said sign is not too big to shove up your ass.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
The Sign-less Staff of Bitch Media</p>
http://bitchmagazine.org/post/is-that-a-bitch-sign-in-your-pocket-or-are-you-just-a-giant-a-hole#commentsAlberta Streetbitchdoor signred alert!theftDigiBitchWed, 19 Aug 2009 22:27:46 +0000Kelsey Wallace2045 at http://bitchmagazine.org