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Sunday, January 01, 2006

boys and tampons

okay really. what is the problem here? what is with guys and tampons? is it really necessary to completely freak out and lose all self respect when it comes to these things? they aren't going to bite you.so picture this.. boyfriend and i are in target today (i love target and want to have 10 thousand little target babies!!!)..lol.. okay um, where was i? oh yeah, target. so we're in there and i'm in the tampon aisle and boyfriend is looking for me... he finds me! notices what aisle i'm in, and keeps walking. seriously. would not even COME IN the aisle- as if the tampons were alive and just waiting for a man to enter so they could jump out of their boxes and ATTACK!! so i escape with my life (vicious tampon aisle!!), and a few boxes... check out and pay. boyfriend goes to grab the bags, but checks which one doesn't have the freaking boxes of t's in it. he won't even pick up the bag with them in it. this is no joke people. so i'm giving him a rash of shit as we walk to the truck- he unlocks my door.. i hop in quickly, grab a box of t's out of the bag and throw them on his seat before he gets in! he hops in the truck, sits on them, looks down, freaks out and starts swatting at them! he won't TOUCH THE UNOPENED BOX! he tries to flick it with rolled paper but it falls out of the truck. omg. he now has to TOUCH the unopened, wrapped in celophane, box of t's. he grabs them quicker than a pan on fire and throws them at me like they might bite his hand off if he holds them for too long.and guys say WE'RE the insane ones?!?! women are crazy? irrational? HA!grandpa is going to love this post. LOL