Halal Beer

So, I had an idea for beer companies to profit enormously from. It seems to be a prerogative of everyone involved with Islam, to be an intolerant, tight-arsed cunt who can't sit back and relax every once in awhile because "no, no, some giant Gamecube and a book with moon runes told me not to."

What's the solution, you may ask? Well, it's simple.

Halal beer.

Get a beer company to start making amusing and convincing advertisements that the alcohol these stuck-up Muslims is drinking is actually "halal" and that it's okay to stop being a cunt once in awhile, and that's a market of BILLIONS OF PEOPLE they can tap into.

If they aren't following the rules then calling it halal won't make a difference.If they are, they aren't drinking alcohol.OP's plan is like trying to sell bacon to Jews by stamping a star of david on each strip.

Firstly you don't even know what you're insulting which is of no surprise being underage as fuck, he's a messenger he's not worshiped. Secondly, what does that have to do with your children's idea akin to 'print more money and be rich'? Some people worship a warlord pedo, a bronze-age Palestinian, Emperor Selassie, a fat Asian guy, what does that have to do with your dumb shit, unless you're just stating you're another kind of idiot.

Please don't visit this site anymore. I'm sure you have some homework to do right now.

I know you are upset, but please, for the sake of your family, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT blow yourself up. You have so much to live for, I know you feel upset, but it's better to just take a deep breath, and let it out. Eat a bacon sandwich, and drink some beer, it will calm you down nice and quickly.

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