Hicks: Jennifer Lawrence stalks John Stamos

Jennifer Lawrence admits she would pretty much stalk John Stamos if she could get away with it.

Never mind the 49-year-old Stamos probably has socks older than 22-year-old Lawrence. While being interviewed by Conan O'Brien recently, Lawrence talked about what a mess she was while meeting Stamos at a party.

"He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy," Lawrence told Conan. "I was, like, following him into rooms and staring at his ass. I lost my mind. And I got so upset -- I didn't want to meet him because when I meet people, it's never good, and I was avoiding him, but then my friends brought him over because my friends are jerks, and I started really freaking out and he asked me if I was on mushrooms and I was like, 'No. I'm dead sober. This is just me.'"

Jennifer Lawrence is the greatest human being who has ever lived in Hollywood.