This is not a headline from The Onion, it really happened. Seventh grade. 13. Class of 2018. College recruiting is now officially absurd.

The player in question is young (by definition) Jairus Brents, a hard working (for a middle schooler) defensive back and running back from Indiana, where he plays for New Albany (Ind.) Hazelwood Middle School. He will still be playing for Hazelwood Middle School in the 2013 season because he’s still in middle school.

To his credit. Brents brushed off the scholarship offer when interviewed by ESPN as if this was just another day in the life of an average American middle schooler.

"It's not a big deal. It's just an offer," Brents said.

"It's a good accomplishment, but I'm focusing on being the best cornerback ever and working hard."

Derrick Ansley, the Kentucky coach who gave an offer to Brents — Twitter

USC gambled on Sills because he was a quarterback -- a high need skill position which requires significant project -- and was recommended by luminary quarterbacks coach Steve Clarkson. Brents projects as a cornerback, a position that requires an absurd amount of speed and strength. Successful collegiate cornerbacks are freakish athletes, particularly in the SEC.

Apparently, Kentucky feels confident projecting that six years from now, Jairus Brents will be one of the best athletes in the country. They are doing so on the advice of Chris Vaughn, a former NFL player who now runs a training facility in Indiana. Vaughn also happens to be Brents’ godfather.

“[Brents] is a different breed of kid. He's super competitive," Vaughn told ESPN. "He expects to win every route. He's one of those kids who lights up the competition. Jairus is the best skill kid in the state right now."

It’s entirely possible that he will progress and grow into the player that Kentucky envisions he will become, but it is at least equally possible that he will devolve into just another teenage football player. After all, there are innumerable times to eat hot pockets and play X Box between now and May 2018.

At the same time, given where recruiting has been going this week in particular, Brents’ scholarship offer should hardly come as a surprise. USC and UCLA both offered scholarships to eighth graders in the span of 48 hours, and Brents’ scholarship offer means there are now four players who have yet to step foot on a high school campus who already hold scholarship offers to play Division I football for major programs.

Let’s just hope for the athletes’ sake they don’t all suffer serious injuries in the next six years. At least if they’re giving themselves plenty of time to get injured, they have even more time to recover.