This is not a homepage This is not a homepage This is not a
homepage This is not a homepage

Previous homepages of mine were dull, and boring, well no more
this set of pages will be dull boring and pretentious
which I'm sure everyone will agree is a change. To compare to my previous dull and
boring homepages you'll have to use the wayback machine but realy I wouldn't bother.
In fact having just looked at them we'd really all be a lot happier if you don't.

Statement on originality

To avoid unwarranted complaints please read this statement about the originality of
the material you're about to waste your time looking at.

When possible all efforts have been made to avoid any originality
at all, any originality found on these pages is purely unintentional and should be
reported to me so that further effort can be made to
remove such erroneous content. I apologise in advance if some efforts prove to be
futile.

Content

Despite trying to avoid any hint of originality I have sadly given in to popular
trends and included some content, probably far more than is healthy, however in case
you're interested currently available to waste your bandwidth on I can offer: