Mags, I'm afraid I was a bit drunk after a gathering of workmates and fell in a pub taking three tables of drinks with me on the way down???
IT was a mistake me being in this strange pub, but hey ho, no harm done just cost some strangers about Â£100 of drinks haha, they weren't happy!!!

Haha no, my face was a result of glass and table, or so I'm told. My head felt like it had had a bit of a pounding tho', I am a big fella with a long way to fall!!
But yeah, it would have merited a slap, but not a good hideing imo, that would have been taking liberties!!

Past few days I was not here because I flew to New York and moved my mom and brothers to a new home in Texas.
I drove this 26 feet long in the box Penske truck.
Biggest truck you can rent next to an actual tractor trailer.
Yes it has air brakes.
And you don't need a CDL.
I learned how to slip stream past other truckers even with the governor limited to 70 mph.
You pull up behind a trucker then suddenly it feels like you are on cruise control accelerating. Then you swing to the left lane and the momentum has you passing the other trucker.
I also learned to ease off when a trucker tries to pass me to make room for left lane cars.
And that it didn't really matter how many vehicles passed me by on the highway.
We also had to stop at every weigh station at every state that we crossed.
And at every low underpass I was like SHIT SHIT $%^%$%$#!! AHHHH!!!
That was some real man shit driving this rig across our country.
I think Pedro grew an inch.