Wednesday, December 7

I have no idea how to title this one. Ideas?

While waiting to eat in a fancy restaurant, a man has been checking out the gorgeous blonde at the next table: but he lacks the nerve to go and talk to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man. He reflexively grabs and snatches it out of the air. "Oh my God, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theatre, followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come the next morning and have breakfast with her. When he arrives, she has cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed: "You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"