Katy Perry in a very tight dress

Katy Perry played a gig in Melbourne last night. Because Katy Perry is almost never disappointing, she wore a very tight dress that appeared to be covered in hundreds and thousands, and played a guitar while making a really over-excited face. Like this.

Then she leaned over a bit, like this, because - again - Katy Perry knows what works for her and she's going to keep doing it.

Then someone in the audience put their hand up really high, because they evidently had a question. But Katy didn't see them so that question will forever be unanswered.

Then somebody took a photo...

That with a little bit of Photoshop could be made to look very rude indeed.

See. Unacceptable. Why, what were you thinking?

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