Yes folks, it's new, improved sleaze!

New sleaze is so much better than old sleaze. This type of sleaze you can take
anywhere. It adds a certain unforgettable tastes to every moment. It's for
life’s little adventures in mediocrity and pirouettes through pointlessness.

New sleaze is a wonder around the everyday ornaments of
existence. You can add it to any environment, and watch it multiply. It's a
healthy alternative to sanity and other cumbersome impediments. With new
sleaze, you can be someone else entirely.

New sleaze has many uses. It can be added to relationships
to improve levels of trust. It can be simply attached to any human activity and
make it look nice. It can be used as decor, or as the sole reason for
mainstream media.

There’s no need to clean up with new sleaze. Never needs
washing, ironing or folding, and can be worn anywhere. It blends in brilliantly
in executive environments, moral cattle yards, and other basic social
functions.

In areas of political policy, it's an essential ingredient for
life. The healthy dynamics of government simply couldn't exist without it. Many
rationales are based entirely upon it.

Sleaze is what makes crime so easy to live with. New sleaze
is much better. With new sleaze, you can have an entire culture based entirely
on crime with no extra effort. New sleaze makes getting gunned down for five
dollars worth of garbage so much more exciting and fun.

The new sleaze can be used in education, health care,
housing, finance and even defence contracts. With a single application of new
sleaze, you can solve anything, permanently.

For personal use, new sleaze is a milestone in human
sensitivities. The most unpretentious person can completely dissolve their
personality can be reborn as a socially acceptable cliché, without requiring
major surgery.

New sleaze can be added to marriages, parenthood, and
business relationships without fuss. It adds piquancy to buying groceries, and
a healthy ambivalence to holding a conversation.

New sleaze has done wonders for religion. All those tired
old responsibilities and obligations simply wash away with one application of
new sleaze. If you add a choir, or some other form of musical accompaniment,
you can even dance to it.

Now the really exciting news – New sleaze can completely resolve
personality disorders. If you have a personality, you're probably looking for
something different, and new sleaze can provide a whole range of hyperactive
personalities, none of which have anything to do with who you are. You rolled
personality can revel in the thrills of nonexistence, while your new
personalities flutter around like butterflies in the great faecal shopping mall
of life.