JR: Never mind. I just thought an increase in the minimum wage, expanded stem cell research, cutting tax breaks for big oil, cutting student loan interest rates, letting Medicare try to get better prices for drugs for seniors, and implementing the 911 Commission's recommendations were good ideas.

MB: HERESY!

JR: Not to mention fair.

MB: Fair? You know darn well mister that ideology and fairness have nothing to do with each other! When you let your mind be clouded with notions like facts and fairness, shoddy ideological decisions are the inevitable result. You need to clear your head, Congressman.

JR: I guess we just don't come from the same place, Michele.

MB: What do you mean by that?

JR: You come from the 6th District and I come from the 3rd. Maybe the 6th is just a little closer to heaven.

MB: HERESY and BLASPHEMY! [MB is quiet for a moment. She frowns and then bears the expression of one experiencing an epiphany. She continues in a loud, authoritative voice.]