Howdy! It's a new month, which means welcome my new Patrons and for my previous Patrons, welcome back! I'm so glad that I haven't scared you away with the photos I posted on Dropbox of my penis.

I got a request for a shower video, which I will do as soon as I figure out the logistics of how to film it in an awkward bathroom space without possibly ruining my already cracked phone. In the meantime, I have this stunning shower set I did with Studio 8 Glamour while I stayed with him in Nashville. He's a TV writer, shot with several Playboy models, and has won five Emmy's. He also has a giant ass house because Los Angeles to Nashville real estate conversion rate is insane. I was so happy with how my skin glowed and how well he captured the rivulets of water running down my body :)

Also, every time I get asked to do a sexy shower shoot, I think of this comic by Oglaf:

I'll definitely keep an eye out for beautiful bathrooms and shoot more stuff for you!