I fucking love Bill Belichick. Can’t get enough of him. Show me a picture of Bill and I will laugh out loud every time. He’s like your grandfather that’s always so miserable it’s just funny. Always has that scowl on his face, always angry about something, to the point where his misery becomes hysterical. Like that angry face you make when trying to pump out one more rep? That’s just Bill’s resting face. Nonetheless, never would have pictured Belichick as the kind of guy to go to the gym with his girlfriend and spot each other and shit. Then again, I never thought of him as the guy who wore receiver gloves in the gym or a guy who’d allow a mid-set Instagram. Guess he’s just a constant mystery, an onion with more layers than we could ever imagine.

PS – Belichick has to get buried in a grey, cut-off sweatshirt, right? When you’ve got a look, you’ve got a look. Death doesn’t change that.

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My buddy and I use to laugh at the guys working out with their gfs.. then he got a gf and 2 months later they were going to the gym were matching outfits.. not sure wtf happened to him.

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by shenanigan on March 3, 2014 at 1:05 pm

That's way too strong of an arm. A heavy dosage of housework should clear it right up.

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by whitelightning99 on March 3, 2014 at 1:05 pm

Belicheck is such a try hard tough guy. Take away that #spygate and he doesn't have a single championship. Try less Belichick, try less.

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by bredforabuse on March 3, 2014 at 1:05 pm

Belichick > God

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by on March 3, 2014 at 1:05 pm

No lie, but looks like Linda is pulling a black dick..

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by rush-limbaugh on March 3, 2014 at 1:07 pm

Only semi-erect. Add Linda's two daughters to the mix and I'm sporting a fully erect two inch chubster.

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by on March 3, 2014 at 1:08 pm

I bet Seacrest called these selfies.. What a prick

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by wrinkly-skip-bayless on March 3, 2014 at 1:10 pm

Sometimes, I "surprise" my girlfriend with a bottle of wine when I come home from work because "I know she had a long day at work". It's really because she'll have half a glass and fall asleep so I can finish the bottle and play Xbox.

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by godzirra on March 3, 2014 at 1:12 pm

going to dicks no so I can wear receiver gloves to the gym tonight, thanks BB

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by gheyflyer on March 3, 2014 at 1:12 pm

god i would love to put my face in those milf titties

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by bajk22 on March 3, 2014 at 1:12 pm

So sick of idiots and spygate. You have to be an absolute idiot to think that's why he won three Super Bowls. He's been back 2 times you fucking retard. Enough.

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by everythingstanks on March 3, 2014 at 1:13 pm

Just not working out will solve that problem

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by anson_carter on March 3, 2014 at 1:13 pm

Never suspected Bill to be a glove guy at the gym

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by gmen223 on March 3, 2014 at 1:14 pm

What a try hard using football gloves in the gym, only black guys do that shit

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by tha_dro_man on March 3, 2014 at 1:15 pm

The Dro Lady wants to start coming to my gym. I feel so fucking cornered right now.

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by 781kid on March 3, 2014 at 1:15 pm

Works out with gf- does anal besides Bill of course

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by embarrassing1234 on March 3, 2014 at 1:18 pm

If your girl was a hot cougar, you might understand better

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by justintuckrule20 on March 3, 2014 at 1:19 pm

Bringing the gf to the gym is genius. Let her know she needs to keep it tight without calling her fat to her face. Plus I know all commentors hate their lives and wives/gf but if you are the rare breed that can stand your s/o then taking her to the gym is a no brainer.

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by bigtmac on March 3, 2014 at 1:21 pm

If it wasn't for explicit selfies, would there ever really be a need for broads at the gym?

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by richierich65 on March 3, 2014 at 1:22 pm

She probably gives mean handjobs by the looks of those arms

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by harry-johnson on March 3, 2014 at 1:24 pm

The only time it's acceptable to work out with your girlfriend/wife is if she's getting fat and you take her running/to the gym under the guise of "let's spend more time together!" but it really means "time to drop some pounds, toots."

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by harry-johnson on March 3, 2014 at 1:28 pm

@yer: If you're not using chalk you're doing it wrong.

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by tornopen on March 3, 2014 at 1:28 pm

If we see BB holding her purse in a mall, someone kidnap him and smack some sense into him.

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by doobah on March 3, 2014 at 1:28 pm

Belichick won't ever die, dumbass - he's a GOD!

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by tvdefrancesco on March 3, 2014 at 1:30 pm

The only reason I go to the gym is to look at girls in skimpy clothes. Just rock a rager on the bicycle.

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by rob-from-mi on March 3, 2014 at 1:31 pm

good thing he didn't have to dress down from the nationally televised football game

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by mjp243 on March 3, 2014 at 2:18 pm

are all barstool commenters in high school? jiminy crickets. getting the gf/wife to work out is what the smart guys do. and wearing gloves to lift is perfectly acceptable. i wouldn't wear batting gloves but whats the difference really