The passage begins: "Allentown, Pennsylvania: Strange place indeed! It has that old, musty smell of death. Street creeps hanging in the alley next to the club. The club is a pizza joint in front and a giant, weird beach-themed club in back. Are we anywhere near a beach?"

Founding Melvins member Buzz Osborne took time to chat with us ahead of their Allentown performance. If you think the diary entries are entertaining - check out this interview.