Feature Photo | That water's fowel

I made my way back to campus today to revive DailyCollegian.com from its spring break slumber, and I noticed a disproportionate number of ducks and geese in the Campus Pond. I'm not an expert on ecology and overpopulation, but this has to be pushing it.

S.P. SullivanMy entirely unscientific calculations have found that these geese will produce enough waste to cover the soles of approximately 60 percent of the shoes on campus.