Im not allow to leave the house, even during the day, I never got caught sneaking out but i dont do it anymore.

There's an anime about your life somewhere....

hahahaha now that is funny. ^

And for all the people who have been putting 'SHIELD uR Eyessss I'm so UGlyyyyyyyyy' you guys aren't ugly lol just want to say there's no need for warnings.

As a joke I was going to put my pics within multiple spoilers, about 10 of them, and many warnings. Then I decided it was too much work for a joke that has already been done. (I assume many, though not all, of the others are jokes.)

Definitely not my greatest pic, but I'm too fucking lazy to update it on Facebook. I look a whole lot nicer with short hair, but my hair is so long, I've become attached to it. That, and I'm not really a smiler. I have this false grin, but I'm afraid someone is always going to point out my imperfections, like my teeth. Or my acne, so I try to wear an overshading cap. Also, my hair. No matter what, it is greasy and oily for a part of the day. I do shower and brush, but my hair always gets the same effect and my teeth may be clean, but never whiten. Maybe it's all the junk food I eat. But this fucking Listerine isn't working. Covers most of my beautiful face, but Hell. I've been told I have a very nice complexion by some, but I hate my skin. I don't like the fact that if I spend a week in the sun, I literally turn black.

Fuck my mom it's her fault.

Hateful, self esteem had reached zero when I became a teenager speech is over. I'm a very sexy guy when I dress for the occasion. But freedom has turned me into a shitmess. I'm afraid to post a more current pic.

Anyway, your topic of interest, sir or madam? I will give you answers to that, and much more. You did the thing most people don't. You asked for it.

Funniest thing? Shit there's a lot. But I have some twisted perverted humor, so I would say making dirty jokes for the Freshman. Not a horny guy. I just like to joke about things that are taboo in a conversation. Freshman converse on that kind of stuff so well.

Most important lesson? How about lessons? Keep my candy upstairs, my computer locked, and keep any electronic device I own hidden in a steel safe where no one can possible use the force of gravity to destroy it. Oh, and life will continue to fuck me over every chance it gets.

Riskiest thing I've ever done? Can't list just one. When I was an evil undisciplined kid, I pushed my grandmother down the stairs. Had the rails not been aligning the walls, she might be dead, and I might not be living my current life. Oh, and looking up porn constantly on the living room computer when I was younger. Yeah, having a pair of headphones on, jumping at the sound of someone entering the room, and the fact that the computer is right next to the door leading to my grandparent's room isn't nuts at all.

First kiss? Good times good times. Fourth grade, blond, in front of the entire school before the end of recess. How I didn't get suspended or expelled is beyond me.

10 years? I see myself in either Kojima Productions, or Nintendo, making games and writing books as an author on the sideline. 20 years? I see myself making my own games in a company called Love Creations, based on the last name of my pen name, Love, and I just added Creations to the end. Like production or whatever. Special! Oh and I'll be a famous adult fiction author. The current pain in my ass is finding a publisher who will actually publish the stuff I write. I write some pretty raunchy and grotesque stuff.

Sorry. When I type in a forum, I seriously cannot type a short and simple answer. Writing long is habitual.