In an article for HuffPo today, James Franco "reviewed" the film The Place Beyond the Pines, but spent most of his word count extolling the rippling abs of Baby Goose.

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"I loved the whole film and was engaged every moment of the way. But what I want to talk about is the first section, the Gosling section; I want to make love to this section," he wrote.

The Spring Breakers star began to illustrate the opening scene of the movie and noted that the first image audience members see is "Gos's toned six-pack, framed tight so that his head is cut off in order to focus our attention on the full spread of idiosyncratic tattoos and the impressive opening and closing of a butterfly knife, a skill Gosling mastered."

Rick Ross is really, really sorry...that you interpreted his rape lyric as being about rape and were totally uptight about it, jeez. Today in sorry-not-sorry, Ross tweeted a non-apology that seems mainly motivated by his bottom line. Not, you know, social responsibility or concern for rape victims.

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About a week after calling the outcry over a verse in his tune "U.O.E.N.O." a "misunderstanding," the rapper finally apologized for the offense via Twitter today.

Picture what you think Vanessa Hudgens would wear to Coachella. Now look at this picture of what Vanessa Hudgens wore to Coachella last year. Now high-five yourself because you are literally Nostradamus. [E!]

Apparently Kim Kardashian was nervous to tell her family about her pregnancy, and you can watch that thrilling drama unfold on the next ep of Kourtney and Kim and Khaleesi Kornkob Kardassian Kraftwerk (in Miami). [E!]

Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister) is currently in the middle of an awful divorce, and says she has less than $5 in her bank account. She's currently waiting on her tax return so she can pay her debts. Which she always does. [HuffPo]

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are still engaged. According to the words written on this website. [E!]

Richard Roeper spoke fondly of former partner Roger Ebert:

"The guy you saw on TV, telling all those great stories, and having such great passion for movies and being so passionate about so many things - first and foremost his family - that was the real Roger Ebert. What you saw is what you got. We had a great run together, and I have a lot of memories."