Amy: No. Oh. (gets on Teddy's bed) Scoot over. Look I know this probably won't make you feel better but I know what you're going through.

Teddy: You had your heart broken too?

Amy: I did, by Warren Snodgrass.

Teddy: (laughs lightly) Warren Snodgrass?

Amy: Yeah, he's a lot cuter than he sounds. Anyway I was madly in love with him and then one day out of the blue he dumped me for Kim Brooks. I was devastated.

Teddy: So how did you deal with it?

Amy: I didn't. I was mess. Thought my life was over. But then I started dating this tall, blond goofball named Bob.

Teddy: Dad?

Amy: No, Bob Diddlebock but he introduced me to Dad. Look honey, the point is if I hadn't had my heart broken I would have never met your father.

Teddy: Then I wouldn't have been born…then I wouldn't have been to sad right now.

Amy: Oh no, honey. It's terrible I know. It stinks. But you know what baby? It will get better. I promise. (sees Teddy's camera and starts recording) Hi, Charlie. I'm here with your sister who's having her first broken heart.

Teddy: First? There's gonna be more?

Amy: No, honey. This is it. Anyway by the time you're watching this you might experiencing your first heart break. So just remember: it always gets better.

Teddy: And, um, I just wanted to say you were right about Spencer. It's too bad you won't have a little sister looking out for you when you're my age. Although we never know. (looks at her mom)

Teddy: Call! Anyone. Anyone at all. Oh, hey, in fact, why don't we just go crazy? Open it up to foods of all kinds. We can talk vegetables, steak, sausage, bacon...Dad, if you're out there, please call!

Karen: My name is Karen.

Charlie: My mommy don't like you.

Karen: Of course she does. Why would she invite me to the party?

Charlie: You're rich.

Karen: Oh. Well yes, I am rich. Which means I have a large car to put my large present into and drive away.