For years — and almost as if it were sport — Hollywood A-listers have been welcoming new sons and daughters into the world with monikers that'll ensure the kids in question will never be confused for classmates once they enter school.

You thought names like Blue Ivy and North West were different? Those are just the beginning. In the gallery above, you'll find titles like Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee's son), Bear Blu (Alicia Silverstone's son), Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette's daughter) and so many more. And sure, names like Matt, Mark and Caitlyn might help you fly under the radar, but why lay low when you can stand out with a name like Apple Martin or Bronx.

From Tu Morror to Zuma Nesta, zany celebrity baby names have become almost a rite of passage for the Hollywood elite (right next to surviving crippling traffic patterns and learning how to pose in front of step-and-repeats). Check out a full list above, and tell us if you think the Kardashian-Jenner clan officially has a stronghold over the game, or if there's another family that edges them out.