1. (n) Combat sport that poorly represents the discipline and class exemplified by martial arts. Participants and fans can be identified by their ridiculous tattoos, hyperbolic threats of impending violence and propensity to advertise how "dangerous" they are by means of their t-shirts. So trashy it makes your television stink.

UFC is the ultimate form of fighting, but in order to really understand it you must take some necessary steps:

1. Trane UFC by wearing lots of Tap Out and Affliction tees, make sure to mean mug people while wearing such attire.

2. Order insanely price PPVs and yell at the TV as soon as a fight hits the ground (Preferred language involves the usage of the words cunt, faggot, pussy & retarded, this is how the cool kids speak so go crazy)

3. Brock Lesnar & Dana White are the baddest men on the planet, don't let anyone tell you otherwise and make sure to mean mug them if they do.

4. MMA is for sissies, UFC is where it's at (now go to the mirror and yell "AS REAL AS IT GETS BABY")

5. Learn to love catchphrases such as "OMG Mike he is ROCKED" "AND IT IS AALLL OOOVER".

UFC is the ultimate form of fighting, but in order to really understand it you must take some necessary steps:

1. Trane UFC by wearing lots of Tap Out and Affliction tees, make sure to mean mug people while wearing such attire.
2. Order insanely price PPVs and yell at the TV as soon as a fight hits the ground (Preferred language involves the usage of the words cunt, faggot, pussy & retarded, this is how the cool kids speak so go crazy)
3. Brock Lesnar & Dana White are the baddest men on the planet, don't let anyone tell you otherwise and make sure to mean mug them if they do.
4. MMA is for sissies, UFC is where it's at (now go to the mirror and yell "AS REAL AS IT GETS BABY")
5. Learn to love catchphrases such as "OMG Mike he is ROCKED" "AND IT IS AALLL OOOVER".

A mixed martial arts brand. A large number of UFC fans idiotically compare MMA to WWE, saying WWE is 'gay' and 'fake'. What they don't realize is that while WWE fans enjoy watching Raw & Smackdown, unless they're 9 years old, they don't at any point think any of what they're watching is real.

UFC fans that sit and laugh at WWE fans for watching a 'fake' sport are complete retards and need to learn that something doesn't have to be 'real' for it to be entertaining.

They also need to learn that being thrown around a wrestling ring by a 350lb man for 15 minutes and not sustaining any kid of injury requires a lot more skill than getting in a ring and beating another man like a Neanderthal.

UFC Fag: "HAHAHA WWE IS FUCKIN' GAY! HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WATCH THAT FAKE SHIT?!"
WWE Fan: "What makes you say that?"
UFC Fag: "Because they're not even hurting each other! It's fuckin' fake!"
WWE Fan: "So, you're not entertained unless you're seeing another human being pummelled? And you call WWE fans idiots?"
UFC Fag: "No but they say it's real don't they. Fuckin' posers, they couldn't win a real fight!"
WWE Fan: "Did you see Terminator 2?"
UFC Fag: "Yeah. It;'s one of my favourite films."
WWE Fan: "Well that's not real, but you found that entertaining. The actors and actresses all pretended it was real and acted as if it was actually happening and you enjoyed that. What's the difference?"
UFC Fag: "... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKIN' WWE HOMO!"