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maryportfuncity

We'll need a shitload of chips when we come round to frying that f***er.

TLC

Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:40 PM

I'm still waiting for Robert Maxwell to make his return 15 years post burial. He'd have done it by now if he wasn't still so universally hated all this time later.

Thanks HoS, that certainly settles the matter! I guess the great Bobby Maxwell was indeed found, although he appears to have lost a little bit of weight whilst at sea...

I imagine his posthumous contribution to the Soap, Oil and Corsetry industries may not have quite made up for the tiny hole he left in the Daily Mirror pension fund, but at least he made an effort I suppose.

Life Begins at 5 o'clock

Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:00 AM

I'm still waiting for Robert Maxwell to make his return 15 years post burial. He'd have done it by now if he wasn't still so universally hated all this time later.

What is that a picture of?

Dr Hackenslash

Posted 20 March 2006 - 02:12 AM

If I could, I'd delete that thread.

Then everyone would be shocked but new things would come.

Sometimes you must kill the great to live with the imortal.

You are making the assumption that nobody has saved the entire forum just in case this does ever happen...

Banshees Scream

Posted 19 March 2006 - 07:51 PM

The way I see it, Lord Cthulhu has taken root in the Dickie O' Thread to enslave mindless posters to post menial yet disruptive posts and threads.

It's darker than you think, C.P.

DeathListers will recall that the Boudette nearly died shortly after I closed the thread, and when I closed it for a laugh the following week, she was hospitalised once more.

It's cursed, I'm sure of it.

If I could, I'd delete that thread.

Then everyone would be shocked but new things would come.

Sometimes you must kill the great to live with the imortal.

Boudicca

Posted 19 March 2006 - 07:33 PM

The way I see it, Lord Cthulhu has taken root in the Dickie O' Thread to enslave mindless posters to post menial yet disruptive posts and threads.

It's darker than you think, C.P.

DeathListers will recall that the Boudette nearly died shortly after I closed the thread, and when I closed it for a laugh the following week, she was hospitalised once more.

football_fan

Canadian Paul

Posted 19 March 2006 - 06:18 PM

Would Ambore Bierce be considered missing. Or Glenn Miller.

Bierce is definetely dead, no question about it. While it's certainly possible that Glenn Miller could be hanging around at the age of 102 somewhere, I find the prospect highly unlikely and, for several reasons, it's probably safe to assume he's dead.

Same with Amelia Earhart. Could be 108 I guess. Most reasonably though, dead.