P. S. Bible Monkey before you joined us in our Truth War ways we meant this for you—but I guess now we need your help in sending this out to Eugene Peterson. His Message is one of apes and monkeys and New Age Spirituality.

H) Ecumenical (which we know is anything but biblical even if Jesus is central)

I) For social justice

Each week Wiggum will take down the apostates and allow voters to decide who is in…and who is out! Guilt by association, slander….whatever it takes to keep the right people in and the evil heretics out. Remember, Revenge NOT Reconciliation!!!

Ken Silva and the fine crew of God’s Only Inerrant Party have recently discovered a new sinister plot by those Evil Emergents who are truly pagan and worship Satan. Here are the details that our GOIP Bot Searcher 3342 found on futher investigation:

If we ODM’s had a patron saint, Don Quixote would be the one. But because we ODM’s know everything that the Roman Catholic Church believes in and do is heretical we don’t have a patron saint. But if we had one it would be Saint Don Quixote.

To Don Quixote’s his truth is all that counted. If he saw a giant that had to be slayed he charged forth in almost holy anger to meet the windmill in battle. Reality and people trying to tell him about reality didn’t take away from his focus to valiantly fight the dangerous giants of his imagination.

Today we ODM’s have to face similar giants just as the brave Don Quixote did. We should never be swayed by the facts of reality so that we lose focus of our imaginarydangerous foes. People may question where we get our proof from about these giants but we don’t answer to nobody so we don’t have to tell them that we dreamed it all up.

In this tradition of imaginary giants one ODM stands out above the rest and therefor deserve the Don Quixote Award. The ODMafia is honoured to present this prestigious award to Discerning The World. The bravery and determination with which DTW storms the spiritual windmillsgiants of our time is truly inspiring. Posts like this one* raises the bar of tenacity to stick to an argument no matter if the facts show otherwise. This is a great example of how links should be made where none exist and DTW is an expert in this field.

We congratulate DTW and encourage all ODM’s to follow this excellent example of following Don Quixote’s footsteps. Let us charge forth in ignorance!

*NOTE: In another ODM tradition I have not read this piece fully and just assumed it said what I think it says by scanning through and pick what I want to say it means what I say it means. I am never wrong so I am right in my assessment of the piece.

ODmafia Back-up is fail-safe. With 10,000 64K reels of magnetic tape in the SAME bunker that houses our research robot monkey’s. Therefore, your sensitive but very accurate information is safe with us. This air conditioned bunker is quality controlled, with a truth detector algorithm built right into the software based on Eric Barger’s bible Based Satellite System (BS) to root out any potential false teaching before archived in our storage facilities.

Every Rob Bell quote (and misquote), every Rick Warren thought, dot and comma are backed up for your edification and peace of mind. Is Eugene Peterson thinking of writing the prequel to The Message? You can archive all your missive on his dangerous bible version.

The ODMAFIA research robot monkeys think that the Abomination Nation has 70% more insight than other Online Discernmentalist Ministries making it the MOST effective, bible-based ministry that we are aware of. 70% more truth (and less filling) allows ABOMINATION NATION insights into who is in the Kingdom and who is out. We think that readers who like our blog are, are IN…and those who dislike it are OUT!

Look at these unbiblical choices….intellectuals, writers, commentators, linguists and thinkers who love Jesus….all very useless if one is going to be true to discernmentalism. We discernmentalists believe that all it takes is a little back-bone, a quick bible read, osmosis and a superficial understanding of a subject to be a true online apologist. His choice is complete garbage. How dare he!

One does not have to think thru difficult issues if you are a discernmentalist. You ALREADY know!

One does not have to be educated…unless from a learned edumacator like U of ODMafia.

One does not have to study various issues, one most just know that a conservative radio talk show host has blabbed about a particular subject and we jump behind them in support. Yeah Rush and Hannity!!!

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Dude! This is a satire site!

Before you get all bent out of shape, please realize this is a satire site spoofing the so-called "discernment ministries" who deem themselves more worthy of Grace than the rest of us. So read and have fun! BTW, we are not against "good" discernment ministries that do actual real research and extend grace to others, only the bad ones.