NOPSI

Nilsiä Original Pressurized Sparkling Ice

Research never stops at NOPSI Laboratories, where the world's brightest chemists mix up clever new solutions to make life better, all while advancing the realm of science.
Many of our discoveries are released as open source so that theories may receive proper scrutiny and so that anyone can learn.

Packed firmly in the traditions of snow, NOPSI e-drinks are best served frozen, allowing the carbonation procurement unit to run at optimal fizz. Throughout history, NOPSI has taken pride in using the purest source of water, glaciers. Taking this philosophy to its logical scientific conclusion, beverages now start from distilled water. Then, precise quantities of minerals are added for the desired flavor.

NOPSI does not endorse magic (unless you count the voodoo it takes to talk to people far away).