Archie and the gang take a bus trip down to Florida Marine World for Spring Break accompanied by the mean gym teacher Ms. McCook. Mr. Weatherbee and Ms. Grundy win prizes at a televised beach dance contest like MTV's Spring Break.

Jughead takes Reggie up on a bet to see if he can eat fast food from every restaurant within a 25 mile radius in one day. Featuring parodies of Waffle House, IHOP, Taco Bell, Wendy's, Subway, Burger King, McDonald's.