MARVIN
How did you turn out so great?
Who do I thank for the man you've turned into?
Kid, do you know
How proud I am?
If I don't show
How proud I am...
You hold my dreams
Kid, I burst at the seams
'Cause of you

MENDEL
Son of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob
Son of Marvin, Son of Trina, Son of Whizzer, Son of Mendel

MARVIN, WHIZZER, TRINA, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA
And godchild to the lesbians from next door