Khloe Kardashian's Massive Hoop Earrings Would Only Look Good on a Kardashian

KhloeKardashian has a very specific look -- all the Kardashians do. They go big. Full hair, high heels, dramatic makeup, leopard prints, diamonds, errythang. Some may say it's a little gaudy (and it is), but for them, it works. Could you imagine them in flats, jeans, and baseball caps? No way! Their look is "Kardashian" through and through, and that's why we love/hate them.

But it's definitely not for everybody. These "hoochie hoop" earrings Khloe tweeted herself wearing? You can't be just any ol' girl and wear them.

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In order to rock "hoochie hoops" -- Khloe's words, not mine -- you need to have other stuff going on. Some hair, some makeup, some joojing. I mean, look at Khloe's massive ring; false lashes; and long, red nails. It would actually be weird if she didn't have giant diamond hoops on with this get-up. Her ears would look like a neglected stepchild.

So the next time you and your gal pals are hitting up Claire's Boutique, browsing for some ear jewels, remember, ladies: If you're going to buy a pair of big, sparkly hoops, you best throw a statement ring into that basket, and go get your nails did. Hoochie hoops aren't just a pair of earrings, friends. They're an experience.