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What happened to Kucinich in New Mexico?

It’s official. Aliens have visited our planet. And proof has been revealed by the Kucinich candidacy.

After years as a largely failed politician and hand-to-mouth radio host, Kucinich embarked on “on a quest for meaning,” lived quietly in New Mexico until 1994, when he suddenly won a seat in the Ohio State Senate.

Dennis Kucinich is an alien. There’s no other consistent explanation for his appearance, campaign style, policy positions, base of support, and freakishly hot wife. Among Democrats who believe in UFOs and alien visitation, Kucinich carries more support than any other candidate. In the last election, Colorado and New Mexico sent forth more Kucinich delegates than any other states. These states also have the highest reporting rates for UFO sightings. Coincidence? We think not.

In an unprecedentedly bold move, it appears that Kucinich is attempting to truck supporters into several key states in order to amplify his Convention showing. Some would say this has been done before – but never from outside the planet.

Why pick states so far down in the primary process? Because the primary is hardly going to matter, once Kucinich reveals the truth. And he’ll likely do that at the Convention, in Denver, packed with his worldly and extra-worldly supporters.