You don't need to be a food scientist to understand that the butter you drizzle over your movie theater popcorn is a health abomination, but you also don't need to check Yelp to know it's delicious. The problem: How do you get that lifespan-shortening butter distributed throughout your corn? Food site Chicago Gluttons has the answer.

Assuming the butter at your local cineplex is of the self-serve variety, just pop a straw over the butter dispenser's nozzle, push said straw down into your popcorn, and start pumping. The video above says it all. Hit up the full link for a fuller examination of gluttonous popcorn practices.