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Don't eat that ice creamIt is vanillaGive it to me

Don't eat that pastryWhat's in the middleGive it to me

Don't eat that burgerHas it got mayonnaiseGive it to me

Keep that mystique upAnd wear a "D" cupNo matter what

Don't eat no curryBefore a veryImportant date

Do I look so knowing and old and wiseMaby it's those Dacron tiesHow come you keep asking meFor Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens