February 2006

I Love You, But I’ve Chosen Darkness is a band with merchandise as good as its name. I saw my friend Lane wearing one of these stencil-font shirts with the band name on the shoulder, and figured you might want one too.

Making snowballs is haaard, and snow is so surprisingly cold. This handy device lets you stockpile perfectly spherical snowballs while your hands stay toasty warm. Use it to defeat your enemies with superior technology, or to make a Martha Stewart-type snowball igloo around your walkway lights. (Through March 31, 2006 code HSASPR2 gets you $10 off an order of $75 or more.)