August 11, 2006

Googled.

Its my turn to write a post on google searches. I have had a few funny(read as porn) searches which have landed on my blog. But this one takes the cake. How can I not write a post tell me?

how to ask your hubby to come back for dinner

So this woman makes dinner and waits for her hubby to come home. He does and for one of those million reasons a couple can fight, they do. It happens. Its normal. Happened like a dozen times(ok ok. way more than that!) with me too. What do I do? I call him to eat. Like any man with a spine, he refuses. I call him again. I plead, I beg, I threaten. Mostly one or the other works. But this woman goes and googles "how to ask your hubby to come back for dinner"! To be honest, I have googled my share of weird things too. One of them was about men peeing while standing. Well, I had to get my facts right before getting into an argument, right? A girl has gotta do what a girl has gotta do especially when shes the one cleaning the toilet. Agree? Well, come on now! Whats your weird google search? Confess!

ps. A piece of advice for the woman who landed in my useless blog, "Let him starve, Girl!". (Unless you are planning to poison him! In that case, good luck!)

pps. I almost forgot. The person who googled for "mother breast feeding photos" - I sincerely hope your baby had some latching on problems and you just wanted to see how other babies do it. If not, nice NOT to know you!Update: Regarding the pps, I guess its confusing. So heres my take - People who googled for those photos in a good way, I am sorry if I have offended you. The "nice NOT to know you" is for the pervs. (Not that you care but anyway...!) Clear?

20 comments:

ha ha..have not personally verified this one ..so I don't take any credit or blame ...- my hubby's colleague from US was told not to eat with the left hand.. he vaguely gathered it had something to do with the loo... he googled India, left hand, toilet/ shit and got his answers... ???

Boo: So you think photos of breastfeeding babies are not beautiful? *arrrgghhhhh* I wish I were at home, I would have found and posted a link that would seriously challenge you opinion. There is a huge community on flickr that appreciates pregnancy, babies and breastfeeding photos. Personally, I think they are wonderful people posting wonderful photos.

Okay, check out this post of mine. Visit the website I have linked in there. There is one photo on that website that talks about babies eyes being window to the soul. Find it, look at it with open eyes and open mind and tell me it is not a beautiful photo.

Oh God! Dadoji - What made you think that? Where did I go wrong? I also get "Manisha Koirala breast photos" and Im pretty sure they are beauitful too, no offense to the googlers! What I meant was - you never know what kind of weirdos are out there! Thats all! I agree with you totally! What kind of mother would I be otherwise? I am hurt! :(

Hmm..not that bad (yet) for me. People have reached my blog searching for Calvin n Hobbes, Mohanlal, Ramprasad Bismil (I had written a review of RDB!!) and TVS scooty and most recently, 'frosty nose' (don't even ask). :-)

nee-This is the first post I regret posting in my blog life! Kinda feeling shallow! I should have stuck to "Manisha Koirala breast picture in Dil Se"! There are no two(!) sides to that one and no explanation needed either! :( *sulk*

I can't exactly remember all the things I google for (believe it!!), but I'm guessing it should be one of those urban legend things (like tooth dissolving in coke/pepsi) which I google to see if it's true or not. :-)