My obsession with rotary phones is real. More real than your smartphone. Rotary phones are elegant and regal. Decolonize today! When I run for Ogema in 2029 it will be mandatory to have a rotary phone in your home if you live on the reservation. Sincerely, real olde school Generation X-er.

My Instagram left me running,For myself, In my own mirror,Of self-absorption,I knew I made it big on facebook with a clown,That in town,Ran away,Like a king of a fling,Ohhhh I am sure that stings,

The TRUTH,You get the boot,From the Russian bot,Watching your activity,Cuz youse is Indigenous on the internets,

I know you thinkin’ youse is wise,Decolonizing with tons of hashtags,You are so a millenilal,

Get a rotary phone,Listen to the tone,This is a poem,So quit the roam,Of your soul,

What were you in your past life,A lump on the log of anti-social media,Smoke smoke smokin’ those likes up,

The world has taken the drug,This is the smart plan,To manipulate your soul,

Get out while you can,Don’t bury your heard in the sand,

Delete,Uninstall,Roll it back,Cuz youse is loosing track,Of who you is,In this world,

They will manipulate your mind,So you think you are fine,Why in fact you are not free,Just let the app,Tap,Go,Just be,Like it was 1982,With the talkin’ on the steps,In the hood,Before the corruption,Disruption of the dial tone,Phone.