status updates are like dressing yourself.. don’t be a skank and give every fucking detail. leave a lil something to the imagination. Plus.. no one gives a shit what you ate for lunch. Despite common belief, you can actually eat something without taking a picture of it, transforming yourself into a shitty “professional photographer” by editing it on instagram, then posting it on every social network in existence. We don’t need proof of what you ate. Your fat ass tells us every day.

“OMG look at meee! no make uuupp!!! tell me how pretty I am without it and that I don't need it!!” Wow, congratulations on not being shallow for the 12 seconds it took you to upload a picture that no one gives a shit about. What an amazing accomplishment. I think its hilarious that its "such a big deal" when women take a "no make up picture".. like its some kind of amazing ninja daredevil accomplishment to not wear makeup. God made your face. its just fine on its own. a little here and there every now and again no biggie.. but good Lord, grow some balls and leave the house without your clown face on. do all men a favor and stop hiding behind the mask of make-up. it'll save you the embarrassment later on if he knows what he's getting himself into from the start, versus him running away once you take it off the next morning.. if you have an ugly face and "need" it.. go to the fucking gym and work on the rest of you. then again.. some of you need it. that sucks for guys.. you think you are creepin on some "hot chick" ... when in reality her beauty sells for $7.99 in a 8 oz bottle at Walmart. but then again... I guess that's what you get for being superficial. that sucks for you guys hah..

"why doesn't anyone ever want to hang out. I had plans.. and they cancelled.." "what's wrong with me. why don't people like me.""boys are so stupid. omg. no one likes me.""really... depressed.""wow.. I got asked out.. then stood up.""uhg. I hate people. this day sucks.""I have no friends. everyone hates me.""all guys are assholes. ill never find anyone.""So sick of people. so sick of everything. time to hibernate.""I feel like I was made defective.""I give up. i'm going to be single forever. ""sick of being ignored...""i'm so lonely :( "dang... why doesn't anyone like you or want to date you??? you seem lovely, positive, and really fun to be around! always so kind to others, telling of your loving affection. its not likeeverysingleoneof your statuses are so depressing that I had to unclick the "shows in newsfeed" option... holy shit. at least fake being happy a little bit so people can handle being around you, thus making you less depressed. I get depressed just reading your statuses. if this is a cry for help, you are losing all the people you have to possibly help you by basically telling them you hate everyone. chillax.. your life could be much worse. MUCH worse. a few crappy guys and some shitty friends. who DOESNT have that. its called LIFE. its not the end of the world. throwing yourself a daily pity party will not get you friends. you are just making it worse, calling for more self pity, causing more people to wanna throw things at you. grow a pair and get over it. for all of our news feeds' sake.

Check out this totally natural picture that I casually took in this super casual pose, putting no effort into it, in hopes that everyone will take notice of how effortless my natural beauty is… and then compliment me on it.

]]>Thu, 18 Jul 2013 22:40:08 GMThttp://franticrantchick.weebly.com/social-notworking/july-18th-2013Why do people on social networking sites insist on reporting the play by play for things that everyone else and their freaking cat is watching or is already incredible obviously aware of. Example. A football game. Oh man, it’s a good thing you update your status every 13 seconds whenever a ref makes a call, or someone scores.. or moves. I do not have a television, radio, internet, or eyes and ears in general, so I had NO WAY of knowing any of this secretive information you alone are in possession of and are so selflessly sharing. Thank you for filling my feed with this pertinent information that I could otherwise not get anywhere else. You are the ONLY one who is watching this football game. If it wasn’t for you, no one would know anything. Ever. Example again to further make you feel my rage. Some big news story. Oh snap, you heard something on TV for 8 seconds and now you are an FBI agent? Dang, it’s a good thing you are here to share this extremely accurate information that will probably NOT change in the next 3 minutes, turning out to be completely false. Dumb. ass.]]>Thu, 18 Jul 2013 22:37:19 GMThttp://franticrantchick.weebly.com/social-notworking/newsfeed-nutshellFirst ppl all complain about the same obvious topic, then other ppl started yelling at those people for complaining about the obvious topic obviously sucking... then people say some other unrelated topic was no big deal, then other people yelling at them about how it WAS a big deal... then others complain about some political issue, others are happy about it, but then here comes the "cool kids" to yell at everybody for still whining about something political, saying its over so get over it..Everyone should just unfriend all of their friends and save yourself the aggravation because it seems everyone secretly hates everyone on their friends list and doesn't like what any of their friends have to say anyway... Bam. You're welcome.]]>