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b) a pathetic excuse for some twat to write lots of swear words on Scamp's blog, thus devaluing its staus as a serious critque of the current ad scene

c) frigging myself gently whilst simultaneously hoping the resulting odour doesn't attract another unwanted visit from that nasty man at the public hygeine department. He wouldn't even take a fuck to leave me alone. He said my fiddle-dee-dee juice was playing havoc with his reading for the entire borough of Camden and if I didn't curtail my my froth-ridden musings he'd have to fill the offending aperture with an appropriately-sized object. Fat fucking chance of him finding one of those, eh readers?

As Kate Moss' personal industrial tampon fitter I think you were utterly wrong to suggest that she should stop. Nothing (other than Roger's Profanisaurus) has such the foul-mouthed lingual-dexterity or the ability to bring laughter from those dark and disgustingly wrong places (there's a moss-esque inuendo there for you) quite like she does. Also, she's putting my kids through college, so for their sake Moss - don't stop your constant and gushing flow (of comments).

a) harder to read.b) possessed of too large a picture at the top.c) fine the way it was. We don't really give a toss how it looks (unless it's harder to read. Which it is. Get your type bloke at BBH to have a look).

d) because there wasn't enough moneye) because the client expected it to be on air tomorrowf) because the account team expected it to be written by tomorrow so they could go to a meeting and not look like useless bastards.

POLL SUGGESTION:Creative Directors, why oh why do you deal with headhunters? Most of them wouldn't know a good advert if it bit them on the ass. So why do you trust them to "weed out" "bad" books? Why not bypass those schmucks and answer emails from creatives pimping their books directly? You could save a few bucks on fees and also recruit creatives who don't look/sound like the often cookie-cutter-creatives who pass the headhunter screen. Plus, do you know that most headhunters treat their candidates like shit? They're generally not very nice people.