Conversationally Yours: No, it has not been abandoned. I am rewriting the whole thing because I went back and reread some chapters and...oi, not so good. Be patient. Updates will come. I hope.

One-shots: If it says complete than there will be no more chapters. Though for you wonderful people who have asked for more, know this - I do take all requests under consideration.

Family Conversation at Dinner:

Mom: There's something wrong with you, you know that right?

Me: You mean fundamentally, physically, or mentally?

Dad: All of the above.

Me: -_-

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

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"When Castor was killed, Pollux asked Zeus to let him share his own immortality with his twin to keep them together." HDW Twinfic, AU, No Pairings yet. Crossdressing Tsuna. NOT Incest, NOT abusive twin.

From the moment he had woken up to see names and levels floating over people's heads, Sawada Tsunayoshi knew that something was really, really wrong. Drabble series, crackish, very, very mild All27 that will show up later.

She's small, useless, clumsy, scared, young, a girl, of all things—everything a Mafia Boss should never be. Worst of all, she doesn't even have Flames. Her core is empty... And that's what she wants them to think. The only thing they don't know about her is the most important thing to know. Fem!Tsuna; AU

Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. There's back-story in the beginning but the main story's post-Hogwarts. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.

Exorcising spirits is not Tsuna's forte. Running away from them and locking himself in his house is. But then he meets Reborn and learns that there's more to spirits than just malice (or rather, they get into some disagreement over killing or befriending said spirits). Then there's the Vongola and the Seven Reapers who want to use him... Hints of All/27, R27, X27

It's a bit of cautious planning that allows Iemitsu to send his son off when his own life is threatened. Tsuna ends up in the care and custody of one of the most terrifying groups imaginable, but they end up clicking rather well considering his agenda for the man who killed his father. Revenge is a dish best served cold, as they say. Varia!Tsuna, familial!Varia.

Stripped of his humanity, Logan became Weapon X. When the doctors were through; he was little more than a remote controlled beast guided by base instinct. In contrast, Harry became Weapon IX and was stripped of his human trappings. Care, love, and compassion were torn from him, creating a superb machine who kills without remorse. Is that all they will ever be? *Slash*

Or where Harry starts to be visited by Dementors with increasing frequency, and he can only wonder what the actual heck is going on. (Edit: fixed up the title/summary non K-rated words problem. Thanks for the heads up!)

The smallest change in details can lead to vastly different outcomes. When Harry finds Tom Riddle's diary in his second year, he befriends the entity that resides within. This simple act results in a ripple effect that tears the story as we know it apart, causing a descent into the madness that is the human psyche.

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

Tsuna wasn't sure what would come out of this summoning lesson. He didn't expect having powerful demons scrambling to contract to him, much less having them determined to be more than just contracts. Arcobaleno27

In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and knew, he was gone.

AU Harry is more money-conscious when he arrives at Gringotts with Hagrid. He's not going to let the wonder of magic take away his common sense and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics.

Harry Potter was never a good little child. Harry Potter learned the hard way early on, that the good only won in stories and fairy tales, and so to adapt, Harry Potter chose not to be such a good little girl anymore. Gray!Harry Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Fem!Harry F!Harry -COMPLETE-

Tied to a tombstone, being tortured by Voldemort. Harry wanted it to end. His mind, his soul cried for someone, anyone to help him. He hadn't expected for someone to actually answer. Now he will learn the truth about the Potter bloodline and prepare himself for the war that is at their doorstep. However, unlike what he had thought, he won't be facing what is coming on his own.

In this story Tsuna grew up in the mafia, his parents weren't often around- to the point Tsuna almost didn't remember them- so instead, little Tsu was raised by his many different Mamas and Papas. This is a collection of his milestones and those who were there to witness them. First up...!(after prelude :p) Adventure cause what else is child-rearing?

At a young age, Harry becomes one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The young Pale Rider must reunite the Horsemen but first he must overcome his own trials and reclaim his artifacts all while still at Hogwarts. Features an Independent Ravenclaw Harry, no Golden Trio, a realistic Dumbledore, and a bunch more magic involved.

Harry Potter saw things. Many things didn't gaze back. Harry Potter heard things. Many things didn't listen back. Five pitiful senses were not enough to gaze into the deep abyss, but with magic being magic a sixth sense is more than enough to see what humans were never meant to see. Harry Potter and the Cthulhu Mythos clash.

Tsuna decides to get a job because he didn't want to be indebted to his father. Somehow, this leads to even more jobs and friends popping up in unexpected places. Tsuna can only blame his inability to refuse requests, but he'll never understand why he attracts trouble like a magnet. Includes: Many characters appearing randomly. Pre-Reborn.

The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.

No one knows where angels go when they die, not even the archangels. And if one finds himself in a different universe after death? It's one thing to leave heaven purposefully, it's another to find that heaven isn't even there. And Gabriel is alone.

Upon the brink of delivering good news, Naruto catches his lover having an affair. Leaving Konoha with a secret, Naruto stumbles into the arms of someone he thought untouchable and soon finds himself at the centre of a plot decades old. ItaNaru. Mpreg

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry)

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

After the infamous massacre of the Potters, young Harry Potter went missing. It doesn't really help that years later he turns up again, a bit darker, stranger and more erratic than anyone had hoped for. But Harry hardly cares, in the end it's his decision on which side he will fight; dark, light or no side at all. Eventually HP/LV... of sorts.

Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.

Tsuna's not sure why Reborn is sticking with him, but it's not so bad in the end. Giotto just really wants his brother back before anyone finds out he broke a couple (important) interdimensional laws. Meanwhile, something is amiss in Hell... AU R27 (in which Tsuna is an undemonic demon and Reborn the very demonic angel)

Iruka always told her that skipping out on the Academy lectures would come back to bite her on the ass one day. At least the confidentiality clause of this latest mission would keep her from having to hear "I told you so." Kakashi/femNaru

Complete, slight AU, gen. Flames and the Trinisette are far from the only secret power in the world. In which Tsuna is half-youkai, and his Guardians aren't quite all human either. The mafia won't know what hit them.

AU. In retrospect, Iemitsu had been a fool to think that there wouldn't be any incidents that would relate back to his job as the External Advisor but the Ninth had been an even bigger fool to think that Tsunayoshi could be used as a pawn to further the Vongola politically.

Fourteen days after his twenty fourth birthday, Tsuna came to realise that over the past ten years he'd steadily been amassing a harem of (dangerous) men. Of course, by then, it was too late. Crack. TYL Verse. All27. Maybe OOC.

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

All myths are true. Outside the borders of Western Civilization lies the rest of the world. After the Second Olympian War, a restless Percy Jackson sails for the horizon, and never stops. AU after The Last Olympian. Percy x various mythological figures, het and slash.

Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.

FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!

The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.

Sanji, who's been in plenty of bar fights since signing on as a Straw Hat, knows a particular type of danger when he sees it. (In which Luffy is too trusting, and Sanji has ulterior motives of his own.) Nakamaship.

In order to promote Japan in the international basketball circuit, a new program seeks the best of the best basketball players. The catch? High-school teams only and a hefty money prize. The Generation of Miracles are back to claim their title as legends once more. GoM/Kuroko

Captain Pike's crew consisted of the craziest, most brilliant men and women in the galaxy - none more so than his First Officer Jim Kirk. No one could agree on where Kirk came from or why he was there, but there was one thing they didn't argue about - they were glad he was on their side.

"You're just like my brother," Kukaku tells him, eyes full of quiet empathy when she catches Ichigo sneaking out of the Shiba house in the middle of the night yet again, too tired to train but too restless to sleep with thoughts of Rukia's execution plaguing him and the foreign night wind coaxing him outside. "You want to run with the wind."

In a world where Uncle Bartlett went too far, Sookie Stackhouse decides to embrace herself rather than bend to the townfolk's perception of normal. After saving a dense vampire, Sookie is drawn into a curious new world. Slowburn Sookie/Eric.

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

The first time around, they came together through a promise, through circumstance, through necessity, and bonded through trial and desperation. The second time around, they were inseparable. And they were going to change the world.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

Servant. Devoted Friend. Watchful Guardian. Frankenstein has been all of these to his master. Now, faced with his master's declining condition and the danger they face, he'll do whatever he must to save him. Beg. Cry. Even the one thing he has never done. Demand.

"Normally, this would be the prime opportunity for Murphy to poke fun at him, to comment on the fact that he's hobbling around like an old cripple and that, of all the cool, badass things he could have thrown off a roof, it had to be a toilet. He wants to be able to laugh the incident off. But he can't. " - My take on the hospital scene we never got to see.

The first time that Harry met Tony Stark he was just about to close his little bakery shop, Bite Sized. The second time Stark came to the bakery he brought along a pretty redhead that had a phone stuck to her ear and seemed to be trying to placate someone on the other end of the phone. Tony/Harry. Slash. Drabbley.

In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.

In the aftermath of the war, Ichigo's family is dead (in Soul Society; a meagre comfort), his powers are sealed (courtesy of Central 46), and when Ichigo finally passes on himself (too young and too old at the same time), it's without an ounce of faith in the organization he once fought alongside. Luckily, Soul Society is huge. Not so luckily, certain people find him anyway.

Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.

His name wasn't always Kurosaki Ichigo but he doesn't remember that until much later, when he's trying to learn the Final Getsuga Tenshou and another voice calls out to him, achingly familiar as it reverberates deep within his soul. "Now that you can finally hear me, I will not let you go again. We will give you everything, but in return, let us stay by your side." HIATUS.

Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.

Since turning fifteen, Harry has spent seven years in Azkaban. Now that his innocence has finally been proven and he is released, what will it take to get the former Harry back? Will they ever be able to? And what happens with Voldemort now? AU.

Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?

Harry ignores the slight discomfort of his dæmon being on the other side of the playground and Tahmryis wanders a bit further away until the discomfort becomes a stretch and Harry winces. "Tam?" - "Just a bit more," Tahmryis says.

Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.

Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.

Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."

After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada

Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.

The War was over, but Ichigo's subsequent exile starts a rebellion under the rule of Central 46. Two years later, Aizen escapes, sparking off a chain of events that thrusts Ichigo straight back into the world he had left behind. AU. Full summary inside.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

AU. Harry Potter is dead. At least, thanks to Wormtail, the Wizarding World thinks he is. Thirteen years later, the son of a lost Dark Pureblood comes to Hogwarts with a lightning scar that only Peter knows the meaning of. Dark-ish Harry, Eventual TMRHP.

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Oneshot. Do Not Own. Naruto's first steps were up the wall and across the ceiling. Of course, the boy still wants to become the Hokage some day, but how would having that extra bit of control change things? Maybe...

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Kagome has been travelling into the past for longer than almost anybody knows, and the reason it happened the first time is very different. Of course, this changes the way things go... don't own, oneshot, complete. SessxKag

Cloud Strife was kicked out of Nibelheim when his mother died; he was only five years old. He was adopted by the most unlikely of creatures: Nibel Wolves. based loosely on Jungle Book stories. oneshot complete don't own. onesided, Seph/Cloud beginnings.

Fifteen-year-old Sam finds himself put in foster care after being hospitalized for meningitis. For a while he thinks he's found "normal," but when John and Dean go missing on a hunt, he sets out to reunite the family he's always truly wanted.

He is betrayed by those closest to him, he no longer knows whom to trust, Naruto decides to leave Konoha but is abducted by his greastest enemy and bartered away to killers. Warning Yaoi. Chapter 21 is up.

oneshot. complete. do not own. Cloud realised that joining SOLDIER wouldn't get him close to his heroes or in a position to help them for a Very Long Time. He found another way to be of assistance. Yaoi, but nothing heavy.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...

A chance meeting in the library tie Harry and Viktor together for the rest of their lives, it's just a matter of time before they realize that. Time is the issue though, as the Champions must complete their tasks and Harry decides to take control.

Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH

Two years after Ichigo vanished without a trace, Rukia brings home an eight-year-old boy claiming she found him. Now the question is, how do they deal with him when he can't remember anything about his previous life? Daricio's Familiar Faces cont. Hiatus

They were never supposed to meet; Naruto, the lonely Jinchuriki of Konoha & Kisame of the Akatsuki & yet, a chance encounter between the two sets a phrophecy in motion. Only time will tell whether Naruto will be a saviour or a destroyer. -AU- Pls. R&R

On the night four names are drawn from the Goblet of Fire instead of three, Viktor Krum spies the figure of young Harry Potter and makes a decision that will rock the entire wizarding world. Canon till the Tournament. Viktor/Harry

HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.

AU: One day while walking Ivan comes across a young man named Alfred who claims to be a sunflower spirit. As they get closer Ivan becomes increasingly obsessed with him until the delicate thread of sanity threatens to snap... IvanxAlfred.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Dean. Sam. Henricksen. A race against time to find missing kids...and deep dark woods hiding darker secrets. Rated T to be safe. Written before Jus in Bello aired, so kind of AU, but everyone you know is the same.

K/S slash-preslash. When the Enterprise is asked to transport Vulcan colonists to their new home, Spock Prime comes with them. His presence changes everything – even the things Jim isn’t sure he wants to change.

It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

Voldemort needs to find a worthy Heir in order to assume the title of Lord Slytherin. Fortunately, he planned ahead, and his grandson Harry Potter is the perfect candidate. Sort of Severitus. Rating is for Sirius' pottymouth. No pairings.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.

The teenager AU where Rick and Daryl get stuck in a closet because they're both charmingly intelligent idiots. And they never learn which is the only plausible explanation for why it happens more than the one time. Rickyl. Strong language.

Harry's entire life changes after he is captured by Death Eaters. He is freed, eventually, but things still aren't the same and they only go downhill from there. Harry leaves England behind and in doing so, finds himself. Het and slash pairings. Noncon. M-preg.

The sad fact about being the future ruler of the world was that, in the present, everybody and everything wanted to see you fail. On the other hand, if you succeeded, they all died in terrible ways. Hard choice, isn't it?