Author: firebird5Title: The Prince of UrCharacters(s): Hwel, Tomjon, Vitoller, many OCs & a very short cameo by DeathRating: PGWord Count: 14,556Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain spoilers): *None*Summary: Hwel writes a patriotic play - that is, it talks about killing foreigners (who deserve it) - but certain critics still aren't satisfied. And sometimes, late at night, Hwel wonders if he's writing the play or the play is writing him...Author's Notes: Set during the events in Jingo, the lead-up to the war against Klatch. Written for prompt 137: We've seen a Midsummer Night's Dream and MacBeth in Discworld. How about another Shakespeare play in Discworld? The Tempest, maybe, or Hamlet...

Author: treemiceTitle: People As Places As PeopleCharacters and/or Pairing(s): Vimes/Vetinari (pre-slash), with cameos by Otto Chriek, Carrot, and William de WordeRating: PG-13Word Count: 2,004Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain spoilers): *Warning for swearing, references to violence, and wangsty cynicism a la Vimes; spoilers for Night Watch.*Summary: The reopening of the Treacle Mine Road Watch House brings up a lot of uncomfortable memories.Author's Notes: Set a year after Night Watch. Title comes from the song by Modest Mouse.

Author: brutti_ma_buoni/bruttimabuoniTitle: A Sinister Dairy DiaryRating: PGCharacter(s)/Pairing(s): original character, with cameos from various Ankh typesWord Count: 1300Includes spoilers for the following books (or All): noneWarnings/Content Information (Highlight to View): * "None." *.Summary: A day in the life of a barrista at a coffee shop in Ankh.

Author: ms skylarkTitle: Speed Dating Ankh-Morpork StyleRating: T Character(s)/Pairing(s): Sybil Ramkin/Sam VimesWord Count: 1,693Summary: Sybil decides to do something different in the wake of Vimes' departure. Speed dating? What could possibly go wrong?Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain spoilers): *Potential - but unsuccessful - sexual assault.Author's Note: *Sybil may be OOC, but then I toyed with the idea of her sometimes getting, well, bored, with doing what society expected. And sometimes people do decide to let go a little when they've just been snubbed by a prospective lover :) * Set inbetween Guards! Guards! And Men at Arms.

Author: opalmatrixTitle: Seasoned to TasteRating: GPairing: n/aWords: 1226Warnings: Moderate for Cheery Littlebottom (in Feet of Clay) and minor for Lady Sybil Ramkin (in Guards! Guards!)Notes: Written for the Second Discfest. Prompt: Cheery Littlebottom volunteers at the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons. Beta by s.Summary: In the end, it all comes down to chemistry.

Artist: donnaimmaculataTitle: Gytha and Giamo with an OrangutanCharacters and/or Pairing(s): Gytha Ogg/Giamo CasanundaRating: RMedium: WatercoloursPossible warnings and/or enticements: Full-frontal nudity. Human/Dwarf pairing. With bonus Greebo, Librarian and a massive Johnson.Summary: Nanny and Casanunda's second date goes as might have been expected. By him, anyway.Artist's Notes: Answer to prompt # 10. Art of Nanny Ogg and/or Perdita, in a style inspired by (or parodying) Titian. More specifically, it's a parody of this painting: Venus and Cupid with an Organist. You might well wonder what the Librarian is doing interfering in such an intimate scene, but then - what is the organist doing in the original?

Author: treemiceTitle: Time of Our LivesCharacters and/or Pairing(s): Susan Sto Helit, Unity, BinkyRating: PGWord Count: 1,527Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain spoilers): *Spoilers for Thief of Time. *Summary: Before Unity dies, Susan has to teach her how to live a little. A certain pale horse helps.Author's Notes: This story is mostly-gen, but it could also be interpreted as femmeslash. I would also like to mention as an afternote that in this ‘verse Unity ends up surviving her chocolate dive (which is somewhat awkward for everyone involved) and eventually becomes the Disc’s second-ever tourist.

Author: glindaTitle: Shadows in the LibraryCharacters and/or Pairing(s): The Librarian, River SongRating: PGWord Count (if applicable): 1559Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain spoilers): *”None”*Summary: The Vashta Nerada fear very few creatures; the Librarian is one of them.Author's Notes: This was supposed to be a light-hearted romp where the Librarian and River Song keep bumping into each other and helping each other out of the kind of jams where you have to sidetrack via L-Space. It became something else instead.

Author: musycTitle: DecisionRating: GCharacter(s)/Pairing(s): Maladicta/PollyWord Count (if applicable): 600Includes spoilers for the following books (or All): Monstrous RegimentWarnings/Content Information): None.Summary: "I made this decision a long time ago. You can see what forever is like, Maladicta. I can't."Author's Notes: Prompt chosen was: I can see forever.

Author: SandyQuinnTitle: The First Rescue (of the Sybil Ramkin Society)Characters and/or Pairing(s): Sybil Ramkin, Havelock VetinariRating: PGWord Count: 1193Possible warnings and/or enticements - highlight to view (may contain spoilers): *None.*Summary: Young Sybil and dance-lessons with the young gentlemen of the Assassins' Guild. Prompt 134: Sybil Ramkin and Havelock Vetinari as children: Were they friends? Author's Notes: I always imagined Vetinari slightly insufferable and a bit of a creepy child when he got on with someone.