Mrs Horner, mother of Little Jack Horner, is completely frustrated with education system

Big Mary Horner, mother of Little Jack Horner, has critised the Devonshire educational establishment for putting obstacles in the way of her son's progression through school.

Following many other councils, Devon has recently brought in a celebrity chef (not the swearing one, or the one with St Vitas Dance and a lisp who does advertisements for one of the supermarkets) to help provide a healthy balanced diet for its children, and Mrs Horner was devastated to learn that son Jack's favourite meal, "curds and whey" has been labelled as unhealthy, fattening, lacking nutrition and the food of useless, fat layabouts.

Added to this has been the opening of Little Jack Horner's new school building, built under the popular PFI (Private Finance Initiative), where consultants and builders are able to make much more money than if the school was built like any other business premises.

The new building has been designed in a circular shape, which means that Little Jack Horner can no longer sit in the corner, even to eat a healthy diet of salad, nuts, gravel and twigs.

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