Let's try this again shall we? Come up with an absolutely absurd subject and let's debate about it. ( it may help to be completely insane ). I've allowed an extra round for you to tell me what we will be debating (don't post an argument in round one). I have chosen pro, but you may change this if need be. I tried this some months back and although I did say "any" subject it didn't go quite as planned. Please pick a topic that doesn't make my argument nearly impossible.

Look at my other debates and I think you'll see what I mean by absurd. Thank you, and let's make this interesting.

I would like to thank my opponent in advance excellent idea. Being the stalker that I am, I looked at my opponent's profile before accepting this. I learned that he is a 96 year old Spartan. It has been my dream to argue with a 96 year old spartan for quite some time now; so debate on!!!

I will bring forward a few resolutions, my opponent may choose one of them.

-Vampires can't get AIDS.
-Ernie and Bert from Sesame Street are homosexuals.
-God enjoys boxers more than briefs.
-I win this debate, and you don't.

If you would like to put forward an alternate resolution I am up for it.

I define god as the monotheistic god of the Bible, Torah and Koran. Alternatively "allah" in place of "god". I define "boxers" as the fruit of the loom type; and "briefs" as the fruit of the loom type as well. "More than" will be defined as... "more than".

CONTENTION 1: Will it fit?
As we all know, briefs are much less spacious than their boxer counterparts. Don't you think that the creator of the universe need as much space as possible (if you know what I mean. Nudge nudge, wink wink.)? As is such if an all powerful being was restricted to such restricted spaces, wouldn't they get a little irritated. Do we really want the guy controlling everything to be pissed? I think not!

CONTENTION 2: Proof.
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. (NIV)" I content that god prefers boxers to briefs because if god was confined in such a tiny space that briefs give, how would he have conceived a child at all? Think bout' it.

CONTENTION 3: For every good, there is evil.
God obviously prefers boxers because why else would he have bestowed them upon us little people? You may ask why has he also given us briefs then; but the bible states that for every good there shalt be-ith an evil. This verse was obviously written about undergarments. Boxers obviously being the good, and briefs the evil.