"I had to write a story about Gators walk–ons filing tax returns. Nobody wants to read that, but I hadn't updated in almost 10 days, and my boss was really hammering me to get something out there.

"Mostly I've just been playing Mario Kart Wii with [Orlando Sentinel Gators beat writer/blogger/columnist Jeremy Fowler]. Although, I haven't done that in at least a week because Jerm's a little cheater who waits till I'm on the last turn on the Rainbow Road before he uses his lightning.

"Thanks, jerk! You weren't going to win anyway, but you kept me from winning when you sent me flying over the edge.

"What happened to teamwork? I thought us Gators guys were supposed to stick together. Oh yeah, you still owe me for the pizza that we were supposed to go halvesies on after the Vandy game."