At this Taiwan High School, emphasis in their matriculation has been placed on using the cranium for its true biological purpose: the smashing of fruits, vegetables, and other organically-grown foods.

On their first day back from summer break, they must prove that their skills have improved since school was last in session or risk being expelled and relegated to mopping floors and servicing those squat toilets.

Sure, your demands are weird and arbitrary, and sure, the tip you left could generously be classified as 'crappy,' but we enjoy the abuse of our hospitality. That's just what gets us going in the morning."

What's piping hot and dripping with barbecue sauce? If you guessed, "The new, Memphis BBQ Burger from Carl's Jr. / Hardee's" you're right! Alternatively, if you guessed, "Sara Underwood," you're also right! You see, G4's Sara Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski star in a steamy commercial for the Memphis BBQ Burger and during the filming, they managed to get all slathered in the tangy stuff, golden hay, and who knows what else.