Massage Parlor Details:
Shirley was an older white woman. I probably would have enjoyed her if she had given out more.

Shirley

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Caucasian

50+

5'0''-5'5''

Brown

Brown

Shoulder Length

B

X

Average

Regular

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$14

Shirley massaged very nicely but the problem is that she doesn't tease or play with my member at all.

Her massage was firm and strong and the techniques applied were CMT. I wished that she had more to give because her hands were really great which is something I will admit. The massage was really firm and strong. I really enjoyed the way she massaged but the lack of any erotic play was a bit boring to me.

Massage Parlor Details:
I came to this area to eat some dinner and then saw this place before I headed home. Came to check it out because I had some time to kill.

Shirley

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Caucasian

50+

5'0''-5'5''

Brown

Black

Shoulder Length

B

X

Average

Flat

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$10

Shirley was my provider. She was a bit older than I would have liked. She was a bit wrinkly and she didn't really turn me on at all. I thought that they would have some younger and hotter asian girls but she was very old. Her massage was very good though and it usually is with the older girls. She did a good job and I really liked her techniques that she used. CMT like techniques and she made me feel very good. Relaxed me up and I liked how she was good at the massage because it was no HE for me here. I liked how at least her massage was really good.

Shirley

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Caucasian

50+

5'0''-5'5''

Brown

Brown

Shoulder Length

B

X

Average

Flat

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$8

I am an ambitious person. I work an incredibly stressful job and work over 60 hours per week easily. I want to come up and be somebody in the world, but there are times where I get so ridiculously frustrated that I need some form of comfort. It used to be getting HJ's in the middle of the afternoon, but ever since I started dating this special lady I've turned it over into just getting legit massages here instead. It's clean, close to work, and Shirley's hands feel like biscuits made by grandma, they always go down smooth and are my favorite.
I can't get sexually serviced by my girlfriend in the middle of the day, so this is the next best option.

Massage Parlor Details:
Don't know if extras are going to be provided her but it doesn't appear so.

Shirley

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Caucasian

50+

5'0''-5'5''

Brown

Brown

Shoulder Length

B

X

Average

Flat

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$10

There's not a lot to say about this place that would be relevant to the rest of you guys on RM so I'll keep it short and sweet. Short and sweet is also the way that I describe my cock but I'll digress before I make more of an ass out of myself because my dong didn't get touched or even looked at for that matter. Shirley gave very little eye contact and was one of the least talkative masseuses that I've ever had. I always thought that grandmas, especially those of the Caucasian and Ebony flavors, were more friendly and talkative than other grandmas. Or at least that was my supposition and my experience in the past. The massage was good in a grandmotherly way but i don't believe that Shirley had any official training, just an older woman touching you.

Massage Parlor Details:
Nothing was found here, this massage is altogether super professional

Shirley

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Caucasian

50+

5'0''-5'5''

Brown

Brown

Shoulder Length

B

X

Average

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$15

I was here with Shirley. Very little tease during the massage but the massage itself is first rate. Keeps me covered for the most part and doesn't tease. She does have wonderful hands and had me aroused even without the tease. She is good at moving away from a touch she doesn't want. Allows a little touching but then moves away. She does have some strong hands, that was nice. Very friendly but doesn't come close to giving extras which is a shame. Good legit but nothing else is offered.

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Massage Parlor Details:
I came in to see this beautiful Latina woman that I've been needing for so long. I've had a thing for Latin women since my first girlfriend in high school. She had a great butt.

Shirley

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Latina

25-30

5'0''-5'5''

Hazel

Brown

Mid Back

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X

Perfect

Kim Kardashian

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$40

The place was clean and it had Shirley, so I was happy. Her body is perfect looking in a very sexy dress. Once in the room, she applies an okay massage. It's not great but I can tell she is trying. She works my back smoothly, getting some teasing done near the crack. The boys were fondled a few times but nothing too crazy. After a few more minutes, she flips me and my guy is standing tall. She helps me release a huge load. The greatest thing about this session was the way she showed me her rack. It was barely being held in so when I saw that, it was difficult to not release quickly after that.

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This review is a fake...there is NOTHING in it that is true except the name of the therapist. Her studio is in McHenry and she is most definitely not a latina and is in her 50's!! Also, her massages are totally legit. She is a well known member of the McHenry community and would not do any of the services listed in the review.