All posts for the day May 3rd, 2011

Next time you’re ready to checkout your items, please make sure you are actually ready to do so.

I was right behind you, Mr. Idiot, and It was very annoying to hear you say the following after the cashier had totaled up your items.

“Oh, get me a pack of Camels too.”

“I don’t want these mints, take them off.”

Then you picked up a candy bar. “Add this,” you said.

And then, did it have to talk you a goddamn half hour to find your damn credit card to pay for your damn stuff? Then you stood there for several more minutes putting away your credit card and looking through your damn bags to make you had everything.

I’m lucky I didn’t miss my bus, you fool. Take time, be prepared or I’ll hit you over the cane with my goddamn cane.