Are you people sure that you really want to use actual images of yourself for your D&D forum avatar? Seriously? Teehee. Don't get wrong, most of them are awesome {Escef or Cpt_Micha for instance}, but some of those shots? Honestly;

What the hell were you thinking? Not that I mind {giggle}, but damned... Hire a professional or something.

{{Oh, and incase any braindead out there didn't get the joke; this thread is a joke. Don't take it seriously and you'll be fine.}}

AHA! I always had a feeling that EE was really a robot! So I was right. All you fools didn't believe me when I said it! At least he's bound by the 3 Laws of Robotics then and last time I checked, I'm human, so he can't hurt me.

Yay for Asimov!

Edit: Seems EE changed his avatar while I was asleep. Disregard the above text.

You win this time, Escher...

Spiteful Wizard and Voice of Reason of the House of Trolls
The Silent God of the House of Trolls
Unfrozen OTTer Arbiter of the House of Trolls
Yes, I have many titles. Deal with it.

"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR **** LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
-Cave Johnson, Portal 2

AHA! I always had a feeling that EE was really a robot! So I was right. All you fools didn't believe me when I said it! At least he's bound by the 3 Laws of Robotics then and last time I checked, I'm human, so he can't hurt me.

Yay for Asimov!

Edit: Seems EE changed his avatar while I was asleep. Disregard the above text.

You win this time, Escher...

I'm such an awesome ninja, I ninja-ed you by hours. :D

In other news, Terminators are robots that have time travel capabilities and the ability to look human. Just a thought to keep in mind...

I was a little worried about using a portrait of myself that I had done last year for my wife, but I think most of the posters here are mature enough to accept that kind of thing. I don't have any regrets, in fact, no-one has even mentioned it.

*shrug* It seems an awful little thing to latch on to to make fun of people. Petty, really. So they want to use a pic of themselves? So what if it's not teh bestz0rz? Even as a joke, it's kind of dumb ... I mean, "people in glass houses" and all that jazz.

Your human antics and desire to continue living have moved me. Just kidding. You cannot move me physically or emotionally. Wall humor.

57092228 wrote:

Copy effects work like a photocopy machine: you get a copy of the 'naked' card, NOT of what's on it.

56995928 wrote:

Funny story: InQuest Magazine (I think it was InQuest) had an oversized Chaos Orb which I totally rooked someone into allowing into a (non-sanctioned) game. I had a proxy card that was a Mountain with "Chaos Orb" written on it. When I played it, my opponent cried foul: Him: "WTF? a Proxy? no-one said anything about Proxies. Do you even own an actual Chaos Orb?" Me: "Yes, but I thought it would be better to use a Proxy." Him: "No way. If you're going to put a Chaos Orb in your deck you have to use your actual Chaos Orb." Me: "*Sigh*. Okay." I pulled out this huge Chaos Orb and placed it on the table. He tried to cry foul again but everyone else said he insisted I use my actual Chaos Orb and that was my actual Chaos Orb. I used it, flipped it and wiped most of his board. Unsurprisingly, that only worked once and only because everyone present thought it was hilarious.

My DM on Battleminds:

no, see i can kill defenders, but 8 consecutive crits on a battlemind, eh walk it off.

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195392035 wrote:

Hi guys! So, I'm a sort of returning player to Magic. I say sort of because as a child I had two main TCG's I liked. Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pokemon. Some of my friends branched off in to Magic, and I bought two pre-made decks just to kind of fit in. Like I said, Yu-Gi-Oh and Pokemon were what I really knew how to play. I have a extensive knowledge of deck building in those two TCG's. However, as far as Magic is concerned, I only ever used those two pre made decks. I know how the game is played, and I know general things, but now I want to get in the game for real. I want to begin playing it as a regular. My question is, are all cards ever released from the time of the inception of this game until present day fair game in a deck? Or are there special rules? Are some cards forbidden or restricted? Thanks guys, and I will gladly accept ANY help lol.

I have the same problem with women.

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198869283 wrote:

Oh I have a standing rule. If someone plays a Planeswalker I concede the game. I refuse to play with or against people who play Planeswalkers. They really did ruin the game.

And that's why you should never, ever call RP Jesus on being a troll, because then everyone else playing along gets outed, too, and the thread goes back to being boring.

57461258 wrote:

See, this is why RPJesus should be in charge of the storyline. The novel line would never have been cancelled if he had been running the show. Specifically the Slobad and Geth's Head talkshow he just described.

57461258 wrote:

Not only was that an obligatory joke, it was an on-topic post that still managed to be off-topic due to thread derailment. RP Jesus does it again folks.

92481331 wrote:

I think I'm gonna' start praying to Jesus... That's right, RPJesus, I'm gonna' be praying to you, right now. O' Jesus Please continue to make my time here on the forums fun and cause me to chuckle. Amen.

92481331 wrote:

56957928 wrote:

It was wonderful. Us Johnnies had a field day. That Timmy with the Grizzly bears would actually have to think about swinging into your Mogg Fanatic, giving you time to set up your sillycombo. Nowadays it's all DERPSWING! with thier blue jeans and their MP3 players and their EM EM OH AR PEE JEES and their "Dewmocracy" and their children's card games and their Jersey Shores and their Tattooed Tenaged Vampire Hunters from Beverly Hills

Seriously, that was amazing. I laughed my *ss off. Made my day, and I just woke up.

[quote=ArtVenn You're still one of my favorite people... just sayin'.[/quote]

56756068 wrote:

56786788 wrote:

.....would it be a bit blasphemous if I said, "PRAYSE RPJAYSUS!" like an Evangelical preacher?

Perhaps, but who doesn't like to blaspheme every now and again? Especially when Mr. RPJesus is completely right.

56756068 wrote:

I don't say this often, but ... LOL

57526128 wrote:

You... You... Evil something... I actualy made the damn char once I saw the poster... Now you made me see it again and I gained resolve to put it into my campaign. Shell be high standing oficial of Cyrix order. Uterly mad and only slightly evil. And it'll be bad. Evil even. And ill blame you and Lizard for it :P.

I’ve removed content from this thread because off-topic discussions are a violation of the Code of Conduct. You can review the Code here: www.wizards.com/Company/About.aspx?x=wz_... Please keep your posts polite, on-topic, and refrain from making personal attacks. You are welcome to disagree with one another but please do so respectfully and constructively. If you wish to report a post for Code of Conduct violation, click on the “Report Post” button above the post and this will submit your report to the moderators on duty.

...Am I the only one that thinks this is reaching the point of downright Kafkaesque insanity?

I condone the use of the word Kafkaesque. However, I'm presentely ambivalent. I mean, that can't be serious, right? We're April 1st, right? They didn't mod RPJesus for off-topic discussion when the WHOLE THREAD IS OFF-TOPIC, right? Right.

57545908 wrote:

56957928 wrote:

Save or die. If you disagree with this, you're wrong (Not because of any points or arguements that have been made, but I just rolled a d20 for you and got a 1, so you lose).

58397368 wrote:

58222628 wrote:

This just won the argument, AFAIC.

That's just awesome.

57471038 wrote:

57718868 wrote:

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BEAR PRODUCING WORDS OF WILDING?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

That's what RPJesus tends to do. That's why I don't think he's a real person, but some Magic Card Archive Server sort of machine, that is programmed to react to other posters' comments with obscure cards that do in fact exist, but somehow missed by even the most experienced Magic players. And then come up with strange combos with said cards. All of that is impossible for a normal human to do given the amount of time he does it and how often he does it. He/It got me with Light of Sanction, which prompted me to go to RQ&A to try and find if it was even possible to do combat damage to a creature I control (in light that Mark of Asylum exists).

71235715 wrote:

+10

100176878 wrote:

56957928 wrote:

57078538 wrote:

heaven or hell.

Round 1. Lets rock.

GG quotes! RPJesus just made this thread win!

56906968 wrote:

56957928 wrote:

143359585 wrote:

Blue players get all the overpowerered cards like JTMS. I think it's time that wizards gave something to people who remember what magic is really about: creatures.

Initially yes, Wizards was married to blue. However, about a decade ago they had a nasty divorce, and a few years after that they began courting the attention of Green. Then in Worldwake they had a nasty affair with their ex, but as of Innistrad, things seem to have gotten back on track, and Wizards has even proposed.

You are my favorite. Yes you. And moments like this make it so. Thank you RPJesus for just being you.