Firstly, LA is the center of the universe and all repudiations of its majesty are mere manifestations of philistinism and envy.

Secondly, I never jibber-jabber, I thunder.

Thirdly, this Capitalistic rapist system of criminal persecution had your faithful narrator report for "duty" at the wee hours of dawn. After forcing him to withstand the a sheer agony of waiting in a cold, sterile room with capitalist storks, he was told to leave at once and return 4 hours later! Is this, my brothers and sisters, a system of justice, equality, efficiency, and democracy? I say we join together, as a union of natural men and women, and raise our splendid banner of revolt! May the Capitalists dogs have no vodka for breakfast!

I have more anarchist blood in me than you guys. my probably great grandfather was super famous for anarchy and stuff

The state should be strong. Unstoppable. All-encompassing.

Aye Comrade!

The Dictatorship of the Proletariat, as a vanguard for the will of the people, shall usher worth a state, which will undoubtedly wither away, which will be ruthless to all enemies of the working party!

::pounds an ale and brushes his whiskers::

From which natural man will arise. More natural than in any other age - alienation begone and our species being will again prevail.

::salutes::

::kicks snow with his boots, fires his gun, raises a red flag, and takes another bump of vodka::