Melissa says: This candy taught me a lot of things. It taught me that if licorice, mint, and despair had a baby, this is what it would taste like. It taught me that some things are worse than having bad breath. And it taught me that I could make this face, which I actually didn't realize I was capable of. This is not candy. It isn't even food. F-

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Melissa Albert reads books, worries about other people’s dogs (they look thirsty), and eats horrible candy for fun and profit. When not wearing her extremely tasteful Sparkitor hat, she’s an editor for the Barnes & Noble Book Blog. You can find her on Twitter @mimi_albert, or in the hot pretzel section of your local cafeteria.