Because, as eMercedesBenz points out, "Nothing screams Mercedes more than a has-been group of drag queens grabbing their balls," Merc is sponsoring the latest M tley Cr e tour. As part of the promotion, each band member gets his own E-Class (though Mick Mars has to ride in the trunk), and a Vito wagon for personal effects (also perfect for abducting field-hockey moms from the Six Flags parking lot pre-show.) E-Class? My, how the mighty have fallen.