I’m just saying my writing tends to be more along the lines of “here’s how to stop the inter-dimensional space weevils from laying eggs in your brain.”

I was going to write a disclaimer stating that the above was a self deprecating poke at my own material, but then I realized that I’ve actually done an amount of work relating to mantid insectiles laying eggs in human energy fields before. I’ve surpassed my own powers of satire.

I would say that instruction on the prevention of the laying of eggs in one’s brain by inter-dimensional space weevils is pretty damned important! I myself would prefer not to have that happen. But maybe that’s just me… 🙂