Giant brain-sucking aliens from the R33-Delta 1 Q’Luurfb system have put back their planned invasion of the planet Earth we can exclusively reveal today.
The green, eight-fingered, slimy Q’Luurfbians had planned to invade this coming...

Following the release of a teaser for the upcoming Star Wars VIII documentary film, the BBC has been accused of heavy bias towards the rebel scum.
Recent Question Time programmes have featured panels heavy with...

Theresa May's credibility has become the third human-made object to travel into interstellar space less than two years after her mission began.
It passed through the protective bubble around the sun yesterday morning and is...

In a shock announcement today, astronomers have come out and stated categorically that London is not the centre of the universe.
The BBC's face of astronomy, Professor Brian Cox, made the announcement to the assembled...