My hubby may not be comfortable all the time with his weight, but he knows I really do love it, and it makes any jealousy convo's funny.

I talk about a guy at work who is funny/I like:

Hubby, suspiciously :Is he fat??
Me: A little, I guess. I didn't really notice...
Hubby, indignantly: That's a lie!!
Me: Ok, fine, I noticed a bit...Well he's not as fat as you!
Hubby, full of satisfaction: Good.

Or he catches me glancing at a big guy (I can't help it! The lower belly jiggles and wobbles so enticingly!!!) and sniffs "My belly is muchnicer."

Or a friend jokingly flirts and he snorts and smugly says "Go gain a hundred pounds, then she might be interested".

Or when he uses his weight to make others jealous. One of our guy friends was put on a diet by his wife and was feeling crappy/whipped, and his wife told him he should get his own food. My hubby blinked at him as he took a third home made donut slathered in fresh whip cream. He bit into it and said with his mouth full "Wow. That sucks. my girl doesn't mind me eating a bit, do you dear? Can you grab me some milk and another donut?" Then grinned as I jumped up to grab it for him.