there's a dry cleaner by my favorite yogurt shoppe with a big sign on the glass window in regards to the alterations services they do- it reads: WE HAND FINISHED ALL THE SHIRTS. me and my boy crack up pretty much every time.

oh and I remember a long time ago there was a website for all the grammatical/totally nonsense errors on japanese pencil cases/makeup bags, etc. like on notebooks it would have a picture of a bunny and say "she was a friend roses full" or something totally bizzare!