Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin Seek Super Smart Tutor

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are looking for a tutor for their two kids, Apple, 7, and Moses, 5, but if you're a regular old Joe, you need not apply.

The Sun is reporting that the famous couple have placed an ad for a private tutor, and the requirements are quite specific. They must essentially be, smart, athletic, musically gifted, multilingual, willing to travel the world and work two to four hours a day. Piece of cake.

A friend of the couple told The Sun, "They're looking for someone with amazing qualifications - fluent in languages, able to play two instruments and sporty. It's likely the tutor will be Oxbridge-educated."

Both Paltrow and her Coldplay frontman husband are intelligent and talented individuals themselves, it's no wonder they'd want that for their offspring as well.

The job will require working from their home in Belsize Park, North London, with the ability to travel with the couple and the kids both near and far. The insider that spoke to The Sun added, "They want someone to go with them wherever they need them, be that America or anywhere else. But with that kind of deal for teaching two hours a day - you would, wouldn't you?"

These expenses will of course be paid for, and will not come out of the £60,000 ($98,000) salary being offered. As for some of the other perks included, how about use of the couples' West London flat? Not too shabby at all.

A super tutor. Gee, how about someone intelligent,creative, humane, loves animals, believes in helping their fellow man, and inspires children to learn. Then they won't be a piece of cardboard like Gwneyth or weird like Chris.