Maybe it's not just the Bush administration that's completely insane; maybe it's just the government in general. Exhibit A: the gay bomb project. Keep in mind, this was originally brought up (and subsequently smacked down) during the early years of the Clinton presidency, back in 1994. That said, when you consider who Bush is nominating to be the new US Surgeon General, maybe this project will be revived - the enemy, after all, would be much less likely to fight back if they themselves were incapacitated due to unrestrained copulation.

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

Right, because heterosexuals are definitely more interested in fighting than sex. I mean, we love to fight, sure, but-- hey, what did you fucking say about me? Huh? I SAID WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY