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My name is AlyssaI'm
14I love music, writing, and my
friends.
I'm really random.My favorite actor
is Will Smith(Robert Englund
is also cool...and Harrison Ford. It's weird how I like all
the old people...no offense)
I have the same birthday as Joe Trohman
AND Dr. Phil. My favorite bands are Fall Out
Boy, Green Day, Cobra Starship, My Chemical Romance, The Clash,
Evanescence, Gym Class Heroes, The Academy Is..., Panic at the
Disco, Escape the Fate, Foxboro Hot Tubs, Hey Monday,
and The Network.
I also love P!nk and Kanye West =O
OMG FLAILZ o/My favorite movies
are: I Am Legend, The Dark Knight, Nightmare Before
Christmas, Hancock, Edward Scissorhands, Up, O Brother Where Art
Thou?, Friday the 13th, and Finding NemoMy favorite colors are black, purple, andlime green.My heroes
are: P!nk, my grandmother, and my DADSometimes I have very
emo thoughts...
I love Dean Koontzzzz
Joan Rivers is very cool.I love popcorn.
I'm still a huge fan of Spongebob.
I kinda have a massive crush on Patrick Stump.
Mike Dirnt is the shiz.
I like to make up words.
I love the word 'flail'.
I also love 'fodder' and 'peep'.
I talk to myself a lot.
I love Joe Strummer.
I'm the kind of person who will bust out laughing because of
something that happened a week ago.
I over use comma's,,,,,,
I'm a huge dork.

....RANDOM QUOTE TIME!!!!

- He touched the butt.

- Stick that peppermint in
your salty, little, fat mouth

- Are they gonna take his face
off? Like in Face Off?

- Everything here is edible. Even
I am edible, but that, my children, is called canibalism,
and is frowned upon in most societies.

- Good morning, starshine!

- Oh, hell no.

- Whatever you do, don't fall asleep.

- I'm a gummy bear.

- And they call him Sandy Claws.

- Oh George, not the livestock!

- A lot of respectable people have been hit by
trains.

- We could hire our own midget, even shorter than
his.

- You smell like beef and cheese.

- There's a feller in there that'll pay you ten dollars if
you sing into his can.

- Ok, now let's try to get an
answer from someone who's not a complete retard...anyone?

- We accidentaly replaced your
heart with a baked potatoe.

- I'm just a little old lady with
a cough drop and a tiny Asian doctor on board.

- Shun the non believer!

- It's the end of the day,
I got my Chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy. (best
quote ever)

- You oughtta sue McDonald's, cause they sure
fucked you up.

- So, Edward, did you have a productive
day?

- The only thing to fear, is fear himself.

- It smells like mushrooms....and everyone looks
like they wanna hurt me.

Haha, Andy.

*melts* ^

A
*blonde* Billie Joe 0_o

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If you don't know where you/we would be without music

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