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A doctor and a lawyer met at a party. Their conversation was interrupted
repeatedly by guests asking the doctor for medical advice. Finally, the
exasperated doctor turned to the lawyer and said, "Tell me, what do you
do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of
the office?"

"When they ask, I give them advice", replied the lawyer, "and then I
send them a bill in the morning."

The doctor decided to take the lawyer's advice and for the rest of the
evening wrote down the names and addresses of everyone who approached
him for advice.

The next morning he took out the list, and just then his secretary
walked into his office and handed him a bill from the lawyer.