male flip flops. These should never be worn. On the off chance that they do pass into the public realm of viewing it's usually when a man believes his feet are way more appealing than they actually are.

Karyn: AHHHH WHAT'S THAT!?!?!?!?!
Megan: That would be Chuck's feet...*shivers*
Chris: When will that guy learn not to wear man flops?!??