Chicken Song, The

I had a little chicken and it would not lay an egg
So I rubed some hot water up and down its leg, yes I rubed some hot water up and down its leg and that darn chicken laid a boiled egg
A boiled egg, a boiled egg, that darn chicken laid a boiled egg.
Ohhhh! I had a little chicken and it wouldn't lay an egg. Etc. Etc
Words for the next verses: -
Oil = Fired
Chocolate = Easter
Poodle = pooched
Spitfire = scrambled
Akela = rotten