Love Sapphic sleaze, but mamacitas mouthing each other's poop chutes just ain't as perverse as when they munch man crack. Dunno, personal preference, but maybe the first all-slit AEU should be the last?

Not that it doesn't have moments in its seven pairings, most whackably the high energy closer with Gia Paloma and Paris Gables, sister company Extreme's contract whores.

And at the beginning of the next scene, rhyming Tom asks Alana Evans and Katie Gold, "You ready to tongue a little bung?" Should he ever launch a companion line, Byron seems to already have the title - Bung Tonguers.