The Lion King - Morning Report

Chimps are going ape, giraffes remain above it allElephants remember, though just what I can't recallCrocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from the banksShowed interest in my nest egg but I quickly said, "No thanks!"We haven't paid the hornbills and the vultures have a hunchNot everyone invited will be coming back for lunch

This is the morning reportGives you the long and the shortEvery grunt, roar, and snortNot a tale I distortOn the morning report

What are you doing, son?

Pouncing.

Let an old pro show you how it's done.

The buffalo have got a beefAbout this season's grass Warthogs have been thwartedIn attempts to save their gasFlamingoes in the pink and Chasing secretary birdsSaffron is this season's colorSeen in all the herds Moving down the rank and file To near the bottom rung Far too many beetles areQuite frankly in the dung

This is the morning reportGives you the long and the shortEvery grunt, roar, and snortNot a tale I distortOn the morning report