So I am sitting in my office and I hear Casey yell the roof just blew off. I'm thinking she must be already. So I go in the front and there is a pile of shingles. Looks like I'm off to fix the roof. Wind--> <--ME

.A LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM OVER LAKE HURON WILL CONTINUE TO STRENGTHEN
AS IT LIFTS NORTH OVER ONTARIO TODAY. THE ASSOCIATED COLD FRONT
WILL MOVE ACROSS SOUTHEAST MICHIGAN THIS AFTERNOON. SUSTAINED
WINDS OF 30 TO 40 MPH WITH GUSTS TO AROUND 60 MPH ARE POSSIBLE
AS THE FRONT PASSES.

i was looking up porn on the net this morning when i was disturbed by my neighbor knocking on the door
apparantly my trash can flew over in his yard
so i picked it up and put it back
then i left for church and they had no power (no heat)
so i came home and looked up more porn

Yeah we lost a few shingles here also but when i got up to nail the shingles back down i found out they did the whole roof wrong and they didn't even put tar paper down. i guess we will be making a claim tomorrow