Granted. You now know what you want to wish for. It is so amazing that you can't control yourself. You quickly lose sanity and commit multiple murders, landing you in Death Row; your only escape is the electric chair.

“A fool is not a person who does not know something. Rather, a fool is a person who is given information but who chooses to ignore what he is given based on how he wants things to be, rather than how things are."

Granted! You now have the power of life and death. You can resurrect people and kill them just with a thought. Thing is, one day, you thought about how you would die and said, "I want to die while eating spaghetti", and so you went down the kitchen, made some spaghetti, ate it, and died you did!

I wish I could just corrupt other people's wishes without having to wish for a wish of my own. Figuring out what wish to wish for is so hard.

Granted. Unfortunately, your own wish negated itself, thus unnegating itself, and then negating itself again, resulting in a paradox and sucking you into another dimension filled with green slimey things.

I wish I had a bunny.

“A fool is not a person who does not know something. Rather, a fool is a person who is given information but who chooses to ignore what he is given based on how he wants things to be, rather than how things are."

Granted. Oranges are now all tomato flashlights. Killer... tomato flashlights.

I wish NCSoft didn't shut down City Of Heroes, those bastards.

Granted. They kept it up, but in order to keep interest installed a virus through the pixels that, when seen, burrows into ones brain and makes them NCSoft's slave, completely under their control. You are now a beta tester in their real life mortal combat game. Your first opponent is Chuck Norris.

I wish I was the prettiest person in the world.

“A fool is not a person who does not know something. Rather, a fool is a person who is given information but who chooses to ignore what he is given based on how he wants things to be, rather than how things are."