I Can Relate

r REALIZA TION
You think you would probably look cool with
long hair and vow to find out.
DECEPTION
You quickly reach a stage of awkward inbeetween
growth, but don' t worry, you can always wear a hat!
DENIAL (4 MONTHS IN)
This isn' t going quite how you planned, but
you' re in way too deep to ever admit that.
It' s time to take desperate measures.
Measure " Put a hat Measure #2:
on after showering. Use "Product"
Measure #3: Measure #4:
Part It Differently Accessorize
INTERVENTION an Months M)
You' re having delusions of grandma's,
it' s time to listen to your friends.
Oh you grew your
hair out... why?
CUT AND RUN (5 Months In)
You definitely did not look cool with long hair,
6 FULL CIRCLE
Realize how enormous and disproportionate
your head is, vow to grow your hair out again.

Your hair looks a helluva lot like mine, except I tie it down in a ponytail whenever I'm not home. Have you tried it? I think our faces are quite similar too, maybe I'm a bit thinner but I think you'd look cool with the beard and a low ponytail.
+5 respect for creeper in the background