For his own safety, Valencia midfielder Ever Banega should probably never be allowed to sit behind the lush, leather-clad steering wheel of a luxury car again.

In February, the hapless Argentinian managed to run himself over in a petrol station and this week, having only just returned from a broken ankle sustained in that incident, his brand new Ferrari burst into flames ... while he was driving it.

The €250,000 sports car caught fire near Valencia's training ground. Local TV footage of the incident shows Banega calmly calling for a bucket of water, which would have had absolutely no effect on the expensive inferno by the roadside.

The blaze seemed to have been caused by some sort of short circuit and, according to AS, Banega spotted smoke coming from the back of the high-performance car and fled before it burnt to a crisp.

You and Dero should combine forces to write the Flame-Throwers Guide to Causing Severe Injury to Arsenal Supporters, you are both so good at it. Give up your day jobs and get cracking, you'll transform the publishing industry, nay, buy out Amazon.

and we will be signing more players to come, two players will be signed hopefully by this Sunday and they are Victor Moses from Wigan and hopefuly César Azpilicueta from Marseille and slight changce of signing Andre Schurrle from Bayer Leverkusen

You cunce love football but yet can't spend a few dollars on Setanta lol.

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Originally Posted by magictorch

We took a look at his goods when we got him home. I never want to see anything like that again - it looked like his penis had been traumatically amputated and stitched back on by a blind grandmother with no arms.