A tray of pigs in a blanket = food – right? NOT! As Lady Gaga proved to us, tiny nuggets of mechanically separated meat medley could simply be a creative and delicious attempt at accessorizing, just as oversize eggs could be used as transportation devices.

Ah, the Racoon Lodge! And for duct tape adventures, the Possumm Lodge!

Silly Nosmo. They don’t take a doughnut or two from the plates. They simply say “Excuse me, must deliver these to that almost famous person in the back.” They get a plate full of doughnuts and a souvenier plate.

BG: I think Lamar is at a lodge meeting somewhere in Canada. Meanwhile check your inbox. Possible a troll sent you a message regarding Red Green. Now, do I have to explain trolls, too? Get your mind out of Canada and into its neighbor. Look at the mitten. It is connected to Yooper Land by a biiiiiig bridge. And what live under bridges? Trolls! Rats. Now I’m homesick…

@ unca: re Possum Lodge Man’s Prayer–Excellent memory, but your quote is missing a sacred coordinate conjunction. Should read, “I am a man BUT I can change….” etc. The conjunction underscores the spiritual humility and desperate pathos of the Possum petitioners.
Calm down, Shra, and put your taser back in its holster: Nobody knows or cares what a coordinate conjunction is.