Joke of the Day, 10/2/08

A woman got on a bus with her baby. The bus driver said, “Wow, that is the ugliest child I have ever seen!”

The woman went to the rear of the bus and sat down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just insulted me!” The man says, “Head back up there and tell him off — go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey!”