Football (Gridiron) Jokes

Notre Dame Chaplain..

... Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a
beloved old Irish priest. At confession one day, a football player told
the priest that he had acted in an un-sportsman-like manner at a recent
football game. "I lost my temper and said some bad words to one of
my opponents."

"Ahhh, that's a terrible thing for a Notre Dame lad to be doin'"
the priest said. He took a piece of chalk and drew a mark across the sleeve
of his coat.

"That's not all, Father. I got mad and punched one of my opponents."

"Saints preserve us!" the priest said, making another chalk
mark.

"There's more. As I got out of a pileup, I kicked two of the other
team's players in the in a sensitive area."

"Oh, goodness me!" the priest wailed, making two more chalk
marks on his sleeve. "Who in the world were we playin' when you did
these awful things?"