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Summary

Spleef

Spleef was between Mineman and Narnia for Team Bacon, and jph and Derpy for Team Bacon. First one to go down was mineman. Then was jph, leaving Derpy and Narnia 1v1. After that, Narnia won.

American Football

American Football was held under simplified rules, with 10 rounds of play, best of 10. The goal was for a quarterback to shoot a receiver from the 20 yard line while the receiver is in the end zone. For Team Taco, the quarterback was jph and the receiver was Derpy. For Team Bacon, the quarterback was Narnia and the receiver was Mineman. After 9 rounds, Bacon won 6-4, putting Taco teetering on the edge.

Sumo Wrestling

This had a best-of-5 series within the teams for the right to represent the team in the finals. Narnia defeated Mineman in a resounding 3-0 sweep, after which Derpy and jph went to the wire and Derpy won 3-2. After that, the finals occurred, with Narnia starting a 2-0 lead. However, Derpy pushed the series to 6 games after that, with Narnia winning 4-2 to seal the win for Bacon, after which jph left.

Swimming

Swimming was held between the four competitors, Mineman, Narnia, Steak, and Derpy. Derpy had an early lead, however him and Mineman had troubles with the lever of the checkpoint. Regardless, Derpy won, giving Taco their only event win of this edition of TBAThon.

Relay

The final event was a 2x200 relay between each team. Derpy had an early lead, however Taco had an error with passing the baton, with Narnia receiving the baton from Mineman to have an embarrassing win when he reached the finish before Taco could even pass the baton.