Noun: The most craptastically amazing Operating System ever to come since Windows 7 Build 7600. Supposubly build by Apple in an agreement that Microsoft will stop with the Laptop Hunter ads that mock Apple's high prices. The kernel is based off of the HP7 (Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows) source and those little brown poppy things in that expanding bag in your microwave.

A computer operating system by Microsoft to be released in October 2012. Its layout is similar to that of Windows Phone 7] for the reason that Windows 8 is expected to be used mostly on touch screens and tablets. And even if you don't have either of those, Windows 8 has a desktop mode which looks exactly like that of Windows 7] except there's no Start Button, much to the dismay of Windows fanatics. Windows 8 will be released alongside Windows Phone 8] and Microsoft Surface] tablets.