I STILL DREAM OF ORGONON

Ghlaghghee Wishes to Engage You in a Staring Contest

Myself, I’m running a little behind on things so I am running away from Teh Intarweebs probably for the rest of the day. If I pop up again today it will most likely be in the evening, otherwise it’ll be tomorrow. Stay out of trouble. Good luck staring down the cat.

In a contest I can win against Priscilla the Amish drag queen (I think). I can win against Ping. I can win against Maggie and her sister Frida. I’m not sure about the outside cats: Fred Rader, Spock and Tux.

I don’t remember if I could win against Scuzzball aka SCSI (the Spanish punk rocker and Priscilla’s dueña).

With Priscilla if it’s time for breakfast, dinner or treats, she’ll win everytime. She can stare at you like she’s staring off into space and still make you aware of her patience.

Cats are very Zen. To stare down a cat you must be Zenner. Cheating helps too.

Hee, hee…silly puddy tat…tryin’ to stare down a Sicilian!(Guido pops balloon behind back, scaring eight of nine lives outta th’ cat whilst simultaneously succeeding in attaching it to the ceiling of John’s office for the rest of the work day)

All right all ready. Where is Chang who is not Chang? I won’t believe this is really a picture of Ghlaghghee until we hear from the Official Ghlaghghee Ghan Club. They must be livid about the extreme Photoshopping the picture of their Goddess has been subjected to.

In the absence of his High Executive-ness. I will take it upon myself (lowly toady that I am) to pass judgment (rudimentary though it may be) on this hackneyed attempt at photography.

Mr Saclzi. While we are always pleased by frequent representation of the Glorious She, as is only proper, we cannot condone such desecration of Her glorious image. The extreme close up of the image, while correctly focusing on nothing other than She, deprives the viewing audience of the complete perfection that is Ghlaghghee. Alteration of Her perfection in anyway is in itself an offense to all, however to so drastically alter that it with something as mundane as a Photoshop filter is the height of insult, to say nothing of the pedestrian use of said image in a “staring contest”.

We award you 10 points for improving your site with Ghlaghghee’s radiance and an additional 5 points for not defiling the image any further by including yourself or any other animal. We also subtract 100 points for the arrogance of believing you are capable of paying proper homage to the beauteous She.

Sincerely
A self-proclaimed lackey of the Executive Committee of the Ghlaghghee Fan Club

O Great Scalzi, how nice [1] of you to present a picture that contains absolutely nothing correct about it.

That is, nothing correct except that the Executive Committee can discern Her Presence in this image. Of course, you could take a random picture of anything and we could detect Her Glorious Shimmering Radiant Perfection in it because She is Everywhere and Everywhen.

However, we prefer images taken according to our guidelines and not corrupted by what you seem to think is clever or comedic. Is it really harder to take a good picture than to do this? Answer: No, it is not.[2]

You have forced the Executive Committee to call the Disciplinary Sub-Committee to order, and the finding is

That The Executive Committee of The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club, a quorum being duly assembled, hereby Admonishes and Censures Blacklisted Scalzi, and presents him with the The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club Seal of Disapproval Award, to run from now until a correct image of the Beauteous Ghlaghghee is presented.

The Official Ghlaghghee Fan Club

[1]. This is sarcasm. Since you are regressing faster than we ever imagined, we have decided to provide you with some annotations to help you puzzle things out.
[2]. We decided to supply the answer in case you couldn’t figure it out. No. Nyet. Nein. Nope.