Well, better a mickey in New York than the Heartland alternative where you're just trying to fark a stripper in a back room and a couple of guys waiting with improvised weaponry rob you under threat of violence, right?

Lapdance:Shows how Dumb Rich people can be. I learned Never to use a CC at a SC some 30yrs ago. Yes I'm still going to SCs and am going Out with a gal 1/2 my age, Again! Thank God for girls with Daddy Issues!

I'm surprised. This information really comes out of left field, Lapdance.

What's next, strippers killing patrons and stuffing them into their trunks until they can dig a shallow grave out in the woods?You know how hard it is to use a shovel while wearing stripper boots? Well, neither do I, but I imagine it's difficult.

busy chillin':Lapdance: Shows how Dumb Rich people can be. I learned Never to use a CC at a SC some 30yrs ago. Yes I'm still going to SCs and am going Out with a gal 1/2 my age, Again! Thank God for girls with Daddy Issues!

I'm surprised. This information really comes out of left field, Lapdance.

Buddy of mine got cleaned out of 3 grand in one night, roughly a little over a months pay. Never tell the strippers that they can order whatever they want to drink. Several bottles of krystal later he nearly had a heart attack when he got the bill. He had no idea what krystal was, or how much it cost. He's not even sure they drank it. When he was about to throw a fit several large gentlemen surrounded him and started getting pushy until he produced a credit card to pay for it all, then they let him leave. I laughed my ass off when he told me about this, I had heard about this kind of thing in Japan when the yakuza pulls this trick on salarymen but it was the first time I had heard of it happening here in Texas. Hell I worked for a year in strip clubs and never saw the dives I worked at try to pull that shiat (early 90's) and believe me they would have had me in on that kind of crap.

Strip clubs, you will get screwed, but you will never get laid. Unless you work out something for after hours.

That's what essentially-former-strippers look like. They're delivering clientele to a club for a finders fee *because* it brings in more money than personally performing. The setup takes as a given that their 'experience' is a liability for a dancer, which necessarily means that fresher faces have displaced them.

Good on them, I say, for finding a career fork that leverages their experience as an asset.

Except for those absolutely morally bankrupt hoes dosing and robbing people.fark that noise.

Let me introduce you to Lendergle's Economic Index (the LEI), the only economic indicator that is 100% accurate. It's definition: The economic health of any geographic area is indicated by a factor from 0 to 100, calculated by surveying all female sex workers therein, rating their attractiveness on a scale from 10 and then multiplying the result by the per-capita relative abundance of sex workers over a ten year period.

Or, in other words: When the economy is doing poorly, there will be more strippers and they will be extremely attractive. But when the economy is better, there will be fewer and less attractive strippers.

Based on those pictures, the economy's doing pretty well these days. Damn you, Obama!

Facetious_Speciest:Well, better a mickey in New York than the Heartland alternative where you're just trying to fark a stripper in a back room and a couple of guys waiting with improvised weaponry rob you under threat of violence, right?

Does not have to be the Heartland nor does it need to be in the back room.

I showed a bouncer the video above and he wanted to pummel the hell out of Easton Byfield.

Strip clubs employ women who undress and perform dance routines for payment. This activity attracts perverts and social misfits.

Liquor is served in dishonest measures at exorbitant prices. The decor is cheap and tawdry. The music is loud and intrudes upon any attempt at pleasant conversation.

Cigarette smoking has been eliminated, though this means that the inside of the establishment smells less like stale tobacco and more like a full room of men of the sort who must pay cash in order to stare at bare breasts.

If you make a quick trip to a local grocery store wearing decent shoes and a clean shirt, you can easily strike up interesting conversations with attractive women, many of whom will allow you to stare at their bare breasts without any surcharge or minimum drink requirement.

letrole:Strip clubs employ women who undress and perform dance routines for payment. This activity attracts perverts and social misfits.

Liquor is served in dishonest measures at exorbitant prices. The decor is cheap and tawdry. The music is loud and intrudes upon any attempt at pleasant conversation.

Cigarette smoking has been eliminated, though this means that the inside of the establishment smells less like stale tobacco and more like a full room of men of the sort who must pay cash in order to stare at bare breasts.

Honestly, I've never understood the whole titty bar thing. When I was in my late teens-early 20s, most of the thrill was doing something "forbidden". I realized very quickly that it's just separating you from your money.

letrole:If you make a quick trip to a local grocery store wearing decent shoes and a clean shirt, you can easily strike up interesting conversations with attractive women, many of whom will allow you to stare at their bare breasts without any surcharge or minimum drink requirement.

Or take a decent pic of yourself, write a funny profile using your skills honed with fark snark. Put that up on OKCupid, and women will ask you out.

orclover:Buddy of mine got cleaned out of 3 grand in one night, roughly a little over a months pay. Never tell the strippers that they can order whatever they want to drink. Several bottles of krystal later he nearly had a heart attack when he got the bill. He had no idea what krystal was, or how much it cost. He's not even sure they drank it. When he was about to throw a fit several large gentlemen surrounded him and started getting pushy until he produced a credit card to pay for it all, then they let him leave. I laughed my ass off when he told me about this, I had heard about this kind of thing in Japan when the yakuza pulls this trick on salarymen but it was the first time I had heard of it happening here in Texas. Hell I worked for a year in strip clubs and never saw the dives I worked at try to pull that shiat (early 90's) and believe me they would have had me in on that kind of crap.

Strip clubs, you will get screwed, but you will never get laid. Unless you work out something for after hours.

Facetious_Speciest:Well, better a mickey in New York than the Heartland alternative where you're just trying to fark a stripper in a back room and a couple of guys waiting with improvised weaponry rob you under threat of violence, right?

Scores has a reputation all right, a reputation for exactly this scam. They pull it so often, I'm surprised anybody goes there anymore.

are you kidding? Take a prepaid card with $50 on it, and you can get high and look at naked women, all on the up and up from your end because the drugs were unsolicited and without your knowledge. It's a win-win right?