Thursday, 24 January 2013

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders?

I
really like the Bartender, smart guy don’t have to pay so much for an education
in PsychiatristsEver since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone
under my bed at night.

So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . 'I've got
problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.
I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the
psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get
rid of those fears..'

How much do you charge?'

Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the expert. I'll
sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later, he met me
on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were
having?' he asked.

Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week comes to
12,480 Dollars a year . It is an awfullot of
money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money
that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so?' With a bit of
an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure
you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there
now!'

SCREW THOSE
LEARNED DOCTORS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!

Life is too short.....drink more beer
today and get your problems clears.