Jack Ryan: Has he made any Crazy Ivans?Capt. Bart Mancuso: What difference does that make?Jack Ryan: Because his next one is going to be to starboard.Capt. Bart Mancuso: Why? Because his last was to port?Jack Ryan: No. Because he always goes to starboard in the bottom half of the hour.

Debbie Dunham: Is that tuck and roll?Terry Fields: Yeah!Debbie Dunham: That's bitchin' tuck and roll! You know, I really love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.Terry Fields: You do?Debbie Dunham: Yeah.Terry Fields: Yeah? Well, get in and I'll let you feel it... I mean, you know, you can touch it... uh... I'll let you feel the upholstery.Debbie Dunham: Okay.

John Smith: [talking about their predicament] So what do we do, Jane? Shoot it out here? Hope for the best?Jane Smith: Well, that would be bad because they would probably ask me to leave once you are dead.

David: [accused of ignoring the team for a girl] You know I don't roll like that!Marty: Sorry dawg, but you do, man. You did with Dawn, you did it with Shondrella, and you did it with the triplets LaTeesha, LaTasha, LaToya ...

Bill Sullivan: You understand that whatever we discuss here doesn't leave this room?Edward Wilson: Of course.Bill Sullivan: The president has asked me to look into creating a foreign intelligence agency.