Return of Kipdynamite (a humble noob)

I have returned and I am enlightened. When last I left this site I was but a mere nave in the land of martial arts. I was called a troll and mocked because I held, and still hold, the opinion that this site takes this crap way, way too seriously.
However, I now return a green belt in the awesome fighting art of judo! Yes, I, kipdynamite, have taken to the mat and now am proficient in the throws of judo and my skill grows everyday! Before I lied about my skills in order to lend credence to my argument that street fighting is for assholes. I am still of that opinion, but now I have trained hard and I am here to earn respect.
I have never fought. However, I have now competed in a few judo tourneys and have been working out at a MMA/boxing gym.
I come to you with my empty hand, my only weapon, and a humble heart as a gift to this board's noble members.