8:22 am - Watching the North London derby whilst simultaneously indoctrinating my son into the world of soccer and hoping Booter doesn't assault any Tottenham fans.
8:25 am - For the sixth year in a row, I'm hoping there's a spinal surgeon, a female fugitive, a fat lottery winner, two Koreans, ...

Julianne Hough is very patriotic. I salute that in more ways than one.
The Sacramento Kings have two players on the what now? - Fansided
That's right, the guy who couldn't beat out Matt Flynn is now a Buffalo Bill - Strait Pinkie
Wait, the Jayson Williams trial thing was still going on? ...

I’m not proud of it, but I often use the phrase, “I’m hoping to be knee deep in placenta tonight.”
Obviously, I don’t actually want to be covered in afterbirth up to my knees. It’s a gross suggestion that I’d like to get carnal.
I tell you this because Arsenal ...

Briana Evigan is a hot chick I'd never heard of until this afternoon. After minimal research I realized that she can dance. And as I've always said, there's nothing better than a hot chick who can dance. For real. Watch this video. You'll be glad you did.
Now on to the ...

Talk about an identity crisis.
Germany's former national team goalkeeper Jens Lehmann was suspended by his team, Stuttgart, because the goalie was seen at Oktoberfest only hours after Stuttgart lost 2-0 to Cologne.
The club benched Lehmann because he didn’t tell the team he was going. Lehmann is 39-years old. He ...

Because two times in one week is better than one....
Still wanna be like Mike? - Thunder Treats
So Tom Brady looked pretty good - No Guts, No Glory
The hell kind of name is "Ridge"? - Strait Pinkie
LT hurt his ankle, two injuries on the O-line, and the D-line looked like crap. ...

Ah, Champions League soccer.
The thing that spices up midweek, mid-afternoon days for unemployed sportsbums or just lazy college kids. And it's pretty damn good entertainment - footy fan or no. It's the best in the world doing something very few can. Appreciate it.
Last year, Lionel Messi led Barcelona to the ...

This is Jasmine Fiore, former Playboy model. She wasn't all that cute, but now she's dead and that's a terrible thing to say. Shame on me. She was recently murdered and found stuffed inside a suitcase, in an Orange County trash bin and the salacious details of her death and ...