Welcome to this installment of site news, where something, something May the Fourth meme!

This is a series showing off news from the site, articles from the past month1, and fan-content for you to check out and discover! Be sure to leave a comment with your thoughts!

Featured Articles

The featured articles for May were SCP-2881 "The Tree You Cannot Climb" by Zmax15, Astronomical by Sophia Light, and P'rantortiz the Vile by Shaggydredlocks! The first is about an escalating threat is put to the test, the second a chilling account of a dying world, and the third is a Black Queen-article about an ancient evil! Check 'em out!

SPC-1057 ("Absence Of Punchable Shark") - What do you mean we can't punch it? Pugilated by Captain Kirby.

SCP-3316 ("The Grand Spectacle") - ♪It's the Eye of the Fighter it's the thrill of a night, where we rise and eject out from our sockets♪ Written by Doctor Cimmerian.

SCP-3670 ("Dreamed Corn") - What, like you could ever want anything more out of life? Somnomnomnambulated by Taffeta.

SCP-3436 ("ABE") - A one-way ticket to Skyzone. Written by scpcrnp does not match any existing user name.

SCP-3398 ("Hilbert's Grand Elevator") - "♪We are all just prisoners here, of our own device♪". Written by Bluernoon.

SCP-3414 ("Beware of Toilet Snake") - Supposedly it makes this weird hissing noise when you flush it, but eh… probably not a big deal. Written by minmin.

SCP-3279 ("Pareidolia") - "Retrieval, transportation, and maintenance of all SCP-3279-1 instances may be carried out only by personnel suffering from severe congenital prosopagnosia." Written by duodude55.

Week of May 8th:

SCPs

SCP-3272 ("Croatoan Protocol") - "What happens when the disaster is stopped?" Written by Didelphis.

SCP-3919 ("In Memoriam") - "While SCP-3919-A exhibited no known anomalous properties while alive, following his death an anomaly manifested in which eponymous objects, or items understood to be 'his' by multiple individuals, were converted into instances of SCP-3919-B." Written by ModernMajorGeneral.

SCP-3688 ("You Can Dance If You Want To") - It may be embarrassing, but Ill be damned if it isn't effective. Written by Mortos.

SCP-3575 ("It's a Small Town") - "sometimes it's all i can do not to hope." Written by Noktigo.

SCP-3326 ("On May 3rd 2005, Dr. Tobias Scranton died in a car accident in 1964") - That's my reality and I'm sticking to it. Written by Greentext.

SCP-3768 ("Three Moons Public Radio") - "Meteorological station Aleph is maintaining a pleasant 62 degrees out today, so wear a light jacket if you're headed to the meat tree market." Written by daveyoufool.

SCP-3848 ("History Exists for the Memorable") — "Manifestations of SCP-3848's effects are referred to as ED-K Lethe Events, and occur at random with no historical correlation to each other." Written by Cyantreuse.

SCP-3494 ("Waste Management by dado") - "trouble with poop?" Written by djkaktus.

SCP-3532 ("Merch Link in Bio") - Catfishing can be an effective containment strategy when you've your very own John Cena! Written by drbobbobart.

Misc

Week of May 22nd:

SCPs

SCP-3779 ("A Greenhouse: Or, How D-80801 Learned To Give In And Embrace Nature") - Mimicry is the most sincere form of flattery. Written by urbandelayed.

SCP-017-J ("Narcissistic Time Displacement Field") - "She then experiences the time displacement, making her between 15 minutes to 3 hours late to every god damned thing I have ever invited her to." Written by DrConnors.

SCP-3830 ("Sleeping With The Fishes") - "You clearly ain't fuckin' tough enough to sleep with the fishes." Written by DrCaroll.

SCP-3680 ("The White Guys") - "I figure I take them down a notch, or at least get some blackmail of them acting like lunatics so they don’t fuck around with me or my friends anymore." Written by SomeMoose.

SCP-3349 ("Printing EKG") - "Objectively, SCP-3349 produces a “fluttering” central and peripheral pulse upon palpation, often described as tactilely similar to a purr of Felis catus (the common house cat), and can be auscultated with a stethoscope, the clinical descriptions also citing the purr of Felis catus." Written by scpcrnp does not match any existing user name.

SCP-888-EX ("tan and laundry by dado") - "helo (this is dado) are u in need of cleaner clothes or dirtier skin?" Written by stormbreath.

SCP-3348 ("Lost Dictionary") - "As soon as the word is completely spoken, all instances of the entity or concept it is associated with will become negatively effected in some way within a 30m radius of the Subject." Written by DatCactus.

SCP-3359 ("The Dry Guy") - "I will reach the bloody limit and gain a real life forever when the streets flow red and the bodies lie dry in the streets where I will walk and feed and live and be freed forever among the bright moon and dry-" Written by DrDromeus.

SCP-3508 (""Cute and soft! Kill them off!"") - They'll wuv you fowever and ever… Written by Dog Teeth.

SCP-3278 ("Mother Earth, Father Sky") - It's high time someone sits down with the Foundation and gives the The Talk. Written by Oystershell.

SCP-3931 ("The End of Days") - "Its effects only manifest when a human being uses the trail after astronomical twilight." Written by ashburystreet.

SCP-3523 ("The Quarry") - "kin appears orange-brown, and is covered in hairline cracks." Written by clubby789.

SCP-3911 ("Erebus") - "As Brother Tengku can tell you firsthand, the loss of one of the holy senses makes you that much more strong in the others." Written by Dead Moth.

SCP-3558 ("Eyelid Removal Tool") - Hopefully this will allow you to see things more clearly. Written by minmin.

SCP-3446 ("The Waders") - "SCP-3446 and its wearer will sink further into the surface, and may become completely submerged." Written by IAmTheOoga.

SCP-3802 ("hare growth by dado") - dado not all bad, sometime dado just want to make the hare grow for the child smile. Written by TheeSherm.

Paperpushing - "Upon information and belief, the Defendant is an extralegal organization having no affiliation or obligation to any legal entities other than itself, and is regularly exempted from both United States federal regulations and international/United Nations regulations." Written by Cyantreuse.