18k Gold-Plated Stone Necklace

I'd like to formally apologize for my suggestion that everyone get stoned. I didn't mean it like THAT. I meant that we should all spark up a big doobie. I'm very sorry if you thought I was referring to these necklaces. I'll be sure to be very clear next time.

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