Pat Imig

Your chance to sleep with the Dream Team

Christmas has the tree. Hanukkah has the menorah. The Olympics has the David Robinson/Scottie Pippen air mattress.

Thanks to the wonder of Ebay, you could be laying on top of Scottie Pippen or the Admiral:

This is an air mattress measuring appx. 4' long X 2 1/2' wide. There is a slow leak so the mattress does NOT hold air for very long. There are no evident holes, so perhaps it could be patched or used as wall poster. The mattress is made from thick plastic with Lays and Pippin on one side and Doritos and Robinson on the other. Also their signatures and the USA Dream Team Olympic Logo. the plastic has misc scratches and red marks from storage and is in good condition. There are holds in the plastic border at the top.

An air mattress for sale that has a hole in it you say? Sign me up! Maybe I could also get my hands on that Tiger Woods replica driver I've always wanted. It's missing the club-head, but I could still swing it around and maybe hang it on the wall as a memento of sorts.

As for the Admiral, I'm excited to sleep with him. There's something quite appealing about snoozing with a seven foot athletic specimen atop a bag of Doritos. And the way he leaves his armpits exposed is just fantastic.

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THAT IS 100% PURE DREAM TEAM BODY ODOR, PEOPLE! DO NOT MISS OUT ON THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME OFFER! ACT NOW! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!