A little girl on the way home from church …

A Presbyterian Church in Kingsville, Texas, told this one. A little girl on the way home from church told her mother, “I’m confused. The preacher said God is bigger than all of us. Is that true?” The mother answered, “Yes.” Then the child said, “He also told us that God lives within us. Is that true?” The mother began to look puzzled but said, “Yes.” And the little girl asked, “If God is bigger … ...

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