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According to Hemayormaynotbefullofshitbutdamnishecute.com I, yes the Mzone's own obsessive commenter have been offered a scholarship qb position and we've dropped "that Pryor kid" as Tom now refers to him. And by Tom I mean Rich Rodriguez, but since I'm hella good and I think he looks more like a "Tom" than a "Rich" he lets me call him Tom. Oh, and I've also developed the ability to breathe fire, which will heretofore be completely legal and compliment my stiff-arming ability on each and every play. (Thanks to T9's pet dragon Puff for teaching me that nifty move- and "Puff"? Really? Originality = not-so-much on the Dragon names there T) So yeah, I'm pretty much King of Ann Arbor now, the line for free Cottage Inn and a big piece of the Joshter starts to my left, only women full of the hotness need apply. See you in the endzone! I'm Audi 5000, or whatever slang phrase for leaving makes me supercalafragalistic and shit!

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He's not signing today and may not even appear on the show on ESPNU. My apologies for being redundant, but my witty-ness has gone on strike until he signs, plus I wanted to make sure OOC got his dose of rumor before having to do actual work.

I think he'll appear on the show... only to say that it's now between TO$U and MI. Eliminating Oregon and PSU like they ever really had a chance anyway. Then in about another month he'll hold press conferences everyday while thousands of media hounds line up to suck his dick and finally choose TO$U because their prostitutes are better.

Then after 6 months of playing he'll be found inelligible for taking gifts at which point he will sue the NFL to enter the draft early and then go rob nightclubs at gunpoint. Oh wait...

The way i look at it, if he doesn't want to play by the rules (sign with the rest of his class) we don't need him. The last thing OSU needs is another 13, who'll think he's G-d's gift to college football and he's bigger than the program that existed (and won championships) long before he was born.

If he wants to play by the rules, he'll be a great addition to ANY team. If he wants to be a "ME FIRST" guy, good luck to any team that gets him.

Oregon's back in the mix? Seriously? Pryor's becoming the hot girl who overplays her hand. You know the one- you don't want to dump her because damn she's just so f-ing hot!- and all your friends would try to get you a room next to Britney's in the loony bin if you did- and she's great on paper but behind closed doors she's not that great in bed and kinda insane. You know, kinda what I picture Eva Longoria to be like in real life.

Remember gentleman- no matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is sick of putting up with her shit.

This makes for worse tv than the NFL draft. Half these kids shouldn't even be in front of a tv set let alone be allowed to speak into a microphone. This has been the first and last time I will ever watch or even really care about a signing day. I don't see what the big deal is anyway when everything changes in college and you can never tell exactly how good a kid is going to do.

The Nick Perry loss stung but you knew he was going to take USC over MI. Song girl make all the difference.

He is probably a great kid, but just YESTERDAY he said he was 100% going to sign today. Now today he is 100% NOT going to sign? Give me a F**cking break!

The same thing happens with men.....a woman has a choice between a few different men.....it really doesn't matter a whole bunch who you choose, as long as the plumbing works and you are guaranteed Playing time, a good woman can make whatever choice she makes the right choice........however, if you wait to long to decide, the men just might lose interest.

I have lost interest in this kid, but I will say, if we don't get him, I hope it is Penn State who gets him, rather than tOSU.

so I may be a big pollyanna, but listening to Pryor speak today he strikes me as a 17-18 yo kid who is focused on the basketball season and in an effort to be fair, he wants to make a considered decision regarding school......we fanatics are the ones pushing for committment

guys can't multi-task let alone make a committment! sheez. ;-)

I bet he comes here.No inside info on that one, I just can't believe that in a head to head contest re: playing opportunity, exciting offense, and educational merit he wouldn't pick Michigan.

Tom C _ enjoyed your blog. I mentioned this in a older post, but you prob didn;t see it- sorry for the repeat, but it bears - touched by your scored first bit. Good luck and glad too hear you're keeping your head up. I'm from Chucktown (but I live in GVL now) - enjoyed the pics.

OOC I did indeed miss it the first time, but thanks again. It's always nice when someone takes a moment to read my mess. Thanks also for the best wishes.Caught Spurriers press today, he seems happy with his class but with him it's hard to say.

a friend from the Pitt area tells me that the rumor there (note, neither of us claim to be reporting "the truth", just "the rumor") is that Pryor really wants to keep play b-ball in college and he's waiting for one of the coaches to blink and give him a blanket "ok" to skip future spring practices while b-ball's still going on.

if you recall, everyone sort of thought Lloyd left the starters in a couple TDs past usual against Purdue last season. rumor (yeah, i'm big on rumors today) had it that Lloyd had finally gotten pissed over Tiller's stream of unattributed negative statements about Michigan football to TSN over the years.

well, R2 is already on Tiller's list as he's pissed about the Trotwood Madison receiver flipping at the last minute and signing w/ us. he's pretty rude, the way only a short timer can be.

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