The Ben Davis and Kelly K Show

National Park Officials at the Everglades National Park captured this python along a wildlife watching trail. Guys, it's 18ft 3in and weighs 133 pounds.... it could eat a deer. By the way, the largest python ever caught Florida is 18ft 8in. No thanks.

Meet Heather Tenney. Her house was damaged by a fire said she believes her "cousin" set the fire intentionally. Ok... how do you know this, Heather? Well because she admitted to the reporter: "he can't get with" her. Wait... what??

Yea, she believes she knows who was behind the blaze. "It was cause of my cousin and I don't want to mention no names," she told the local news. "He is mad because he can't get with me. I am married to my husband."

Ok.

Her husband, Dennis Tenney said a conflict with a wife's relative had escalated via text messages Wednesday evening. He did not say whether it was his wife's cousin, but the relative had asked to come over and Tenney told them, "No." They then saw an unidentified man walking in front of their house around midnight.

So Salem, Indiana is all wrapped up in the mystery of #Cheetergate. First off, it's "cheater"... but we'll get to that. From what we know, a black Cadillac was pulled out of Elk Creek Lake after it had been beaten up and spray painted. Oh yes, someone pulled a Carrie Underwood on this car before it was shoved into the lake.

When it was pulled out, the windows had been knocked out, it was beaten with a hammer, and spray painted with words like, "cheeter" (spelled wrong) and "you been cat fished." So many questions! Whose car is this? Why did it get dumped in a lake? Who can't spell? Why did he/she get catfished? The mystery remains....

"Stop the World, I'm gettin' on!" GUYS WE MADE THE FRONT PAGE!!!! GET OUT AND BUY THOSE PAPERS!!!!

Alright, WHO DID IT?! This car was pulled out of good ole Lake Salinda here in Salem today. The other side has "MAN WHORE" on it. Sad that she/he cannot spell.Furthermore, who does the car belong to? lol