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Just wanted to say thanks for unbanning Benson and adding that forum warning so that people will be warned by it hence giving warn to all. And creating a state of warn. I'd like to give you something to show my gratitude except I don't really...wait...maybe I do...(digs around in pockets)...here, have this. --Anyone 22:47, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey jerkface! Anyone has graced you with his/her/its Seal of Approval!May you forever be remembered as "that guy who did that song for a Batman movie a long time ago."Anyone

HEY, IT'S BENSON

HEY, IT'S BENSON (JUST LIKE THE TITLE SAYS). AM I ALLOWED TO TALK IN ALL CAPS HERE? Never mind, I'll turn it off, just in case. Thanks for the unban. We cool now, G! Also, you wanna be in the League of BENSON? I don't know if you already are or not, but you're not on the list on my page. Benson 01:42, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

This user is a Creationist....who believes that all decent articles are created by one, and only one user.

Someone banned him without any good reason. Can you lift it, or at least make it shorter? --AAA!(AAAA) 09:41, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

AAA, I'd stay out of this one if I were you. Or at least avail yourself of all the information before deciding to get involved. -- Sir CodeineK·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:19, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

It's time!

Well, the time has finally come for judging the best at PLS. Since it'd be extremely hard (and probably impossible) to fairly judge all 23 entries in your category in one sitting, it's recommended you start early and take it in stages. You were chosen as a judge because I trust your judgment when it comes to humor at Uncyclopedia, so you may use any method of choosing the winners that you deem fit. I do have space for you on the judging page to rank your top five favorite articles, in order, and give honorable mention to any other articles in your category that you deem "worthy" of being an Uncyclopedia article (which will then be unlocked after PLS is over). I'd prefer to have the entries almost fully judged by the Wednesday, the 7th of February, though the deadline isn't until the 10th. As such, be ready for me to be panicking if there's nothing done on your entry on the judging page by the 7th. Thank you again for judging, and enjoy the read (as many of the entries are quite funny this go around, in my opinion). Please contact me at my talkpage if you have any questions.--<<>> 00:41, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

You fucking weirdo

the OliproPLUS conversation went on WAAY too long after I left... also, is it tax-deductible? --OliproAnchorKUN (Harass) 17:39, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Inuendo!

I will never allude to how I have come to love Braydie, or how much, or how great he is at what he does, but yes, Yes, YES! I adore him and the way he addresses my inuendo.

Re; Fisher Price Audio

That's actually brilliant; just doing a dry run of it in my head's causing me to crack up. (Which is actually kinda rare; the only time I've had to stop recording something because I kept laughing was during Slate industry in Wales, when I had to rerecord Attempt #2 at making it exciting three times.) I'll take a crack at it tomorrow, although I need to think of some classical music I can stealsteal steal. There's no way around that, I suppose. --ContestantCUN--VFHNotMBuzzCtrbs 03:46, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Psst! Wanna judge?

We've had a judge back out of the Best Article category and so we need someone. I don't want to scare you here, but you're the only one that can do it. Millions of lives are riding on this decision. Can you come out of help us, for the children? If so, sign up here: User:ENeGMA/PLS JudgingSirENeGMA(talk)GUNWotMPLS 15:18, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

I saw

Unfortunately, your damn meme has now been spread to Facebook, where all of my friends can see that I am "...with SAVINGS!!!" No one's asked what I mean yet. It's only a matter of time. Also, that article you critiqued for me in IRC is now up for VFH. Your vote would be much appreciated, if you could find it in your heart to for it I'd be super terrifically happy.-SirLjlego, GUNVFHFIYCWotMSGWHotMPWotMAotMEGAEDMANotM+ (Talk) 20:03, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

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I've been revising Uncyclopedia rules and guidelines, and even created some new ones of my own. I've brought some of them to the attention of other users and admins such as Ljlego, Mhaille, Ceridwyn, The Thinker and even Algorithm who all gave me suggestions and what-not. Most were very pleased with the work I've done. So, I'd like to know what you think. You are my last stop. Let me know what you think and if any of these should be revised and/or implemented. Below are the pages I have that are being hosted my userspace. See the talk pages for the current guideline they might replace.

Hey

WTF? How on earth did we get on Lastfm? Has someone else registered my band there? How very odd. Never used the thing myself, but I'll copy the blurb from myspace if you reckon it's worth it. -- Sir CodeineK·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:33, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Actually, don't worry. Having investigated it and been frustrated at nearly every turn, I'll just use it to point to myspace. Ugh, I didn't like that at all. -- Sir CodeineK·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:56, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Honestly, I've never seen that episode, and I certainly didn't have it in mind when I created that meme. Also, the joke isn't in the words, it's in how they're used. And I used them awesomer. --» Sir SavethemoosesGrandCommandingOfficer ... holla atcha boy» 00:36, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

I've watched relatively few episodes of The Simpsons because when I did as a child my mom hated when I said "D'oh". So she didn't let me watch it. By the time that pseudo-ban faded away, the show had started sucking and I didn't get around to catching up on it. But my roommate has several seasons on DVD, so I'll get to get my fill of Simpsons fun. --» Sir SavethemoosesGrandCommandingOfficer ... holla atcha boy» 00:47, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

I saw you blocked Mo9p last night, with the reason "read my review of your "Nine year old shoots five year old" article before you attempt to make another one". Do you really think that a three day ban is a good way to get him to become a useful contributer? I have spoken with him(don't try to look for it on uncyc, we talked on aim), and he has not only read your review, but also Uncyclopedia:The Creative Process and UN:DUMB. Besides, isn't three days a bit long to ban someone just 'cause they're not funny yet? From what I understand, you're one of the lucky ones, who was able to write good, funny stuff right from the start. Not everyone is so lucky, and it took me a good 2 months to learn what is and isn't funny when in writing. Please, give Mo9p a chance to become a good writer. Then, just when he's starting to get good, permaban him! The irony will be delicious! Muahahahaha! Well, not really...... Thanks for reading. P.M., WotM, & GUN,Sir Led Balloon(Tick Tock)(Contribs)17:20, Sep 29

Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now mydiabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A TrueComrade.

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Congratulations!

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of August 2007.

I know its not "up there" with the great awards of Uncyclopedia, but its a way for me to show my own support and appreciation for what people are doing out there to make this place better. Despite some upstart overtaking you (at least alphabetically) you had the class, talent and whoring abilities to snatch back your position at the top of the Hall of Shame. A true inspiration to all of us.... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)

Changed your "reskin"

Self Toasting Toast and Moose Icons

Yes, the Icon is great. If you did that with MS-paint, I'm impressed. As per your comment of having not seen me around much yet, I'm a n00b, but apparently a fairly helpful one, because "General X2 TKF KUN" was nice enough to nominate me for Noob of the Month. I guess someone noticed my work in QVFD and my articles Wire tapping, Canadian Jesus, and Model 94 Winchester. I'm also obsessed with Nofu, and the Nofu Aristocracy project, which will be huge when I got around to making it happen.

Savethefda!

The current FDA article sucks, but I 'think' this article could be really big and very funny. I would write it all myself, but ti is so big that I think I need help. You are better than help, your like Jesus on wheels. Later, --Major'GUN'Ggarfield,Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 18:30, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry fuckin' Christmas, yo

Merry Christmas

Despite being required by British law to carry an umbrella throughout December, and to respond to all festive cheer with "Bah Humbug", nonetheless I wish you a very Merry Christmas. Or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or whatever other gnostic mystical mumbo-jumbo you colonials practice these days. Just don't tell the Queen.

A Proposal for you!

Hey Mooses,
Would you like to be a member of the Order of Nofu? I would be glad to make you a Count if you just say the word. Count Save the Mooses would sound pretty cool. --Major'GUN'Ggarfield,Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 00:54, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Last time I joined a cult I had to drink some pretty funky kool-aid. It kinda made me feel woozy for a while. I dunno, is nofu a cult? --» Sir SavethemoosesGrandCommandingOfficer ... holla atcha boy» 00:59, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

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You have shown yourself as a worthy contributor to unc and have the skills and experience to help make uncyclopedia a better place. I joined. Why don't you, comrade?--SirUnknownUser(Talk:Cont:VFH:PEE:CUN)Jan 5 20:29

Mooses of Moosii

I was taught by me paw that twas Moosii whence one refereth to a myriad of the Moosen species. Be i misinformed?

Another award in which to take great pride

What ho there good Mooses, well met! I hope I find you well on this atypically-sunny-in-England February morning. Or afternoon, or whenever you're reading it. Anyway, as I have nothing better to do right now. I thought I'd take it upon myself to inform you that a jury of your peers (well, 4 people who bothered to vote) have bestowed upon you the utterly prestigious Whore of the Month award. {{User:Tom mayfair/WHotM|Month=January|Year=2008}} - display it on your userpage with pride. Or don't, for all I care. Anyway, my work here is done, so I shall away. Fare thee well! --SirU.U.Esq.VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:47, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

Heh, they can delete it if the vote so dictates. I made it pooped it out to fuck with Nintendorulez and then hacked it up when it was deleted to be an ass. I don't even consider it to be an article. Which is why Kip calling it an "ego boost" is humorous to me. --» Sir SavethemoosesGrandCommandingOfficer ... holla atcha boy» 03:10, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Help

Would you consider cowritting this with me? Not only do you have the golden touch, but you know more about the subject than I do. --Kip>Talk•Works••19:45, Feb. 12, 2008

Well, Kippy, I'll see what I can do, but don't expect too much. I have a lot of writing to do for college (I'm a Creative Writing major) as well as rehearsal for a play I'm in, so I'm kind of crunched for time. But if I have a spare second, I'll try to contribute to the article. --» Sir SavethemoosesGrandCommandingOfficer ... holla atcha boy» 20:39, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

LOLZORZ RETURNED

ZOMG. A boatload of new quotes, plus a Youtube video of him. The guy's absolutely hilarious! --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 10:17, 25 February 2008 (UTC)

He returned about 10, maybe 20 minutes after you left. I recorded nearly everything he said for future generations to experience the AWESOME COOL. By my count he now has 50 memorable quotes, in just one night; not even the great Benson vomited gold at such a prodigious rate. --§.|WotM|PLS|T|C|A 02:54, 26 February 2008 (UTC)

1929

The stockmarket article was the shit. Good job.--Nikau 02:53, October 20, 2011 (UTC)

No ones written you in over a year, fucker. Come back here and start writing again (please)

You be hereby awarded the Fake Pegasus award for having the most features in 2005, 12. Congrats on this most prestigious of fake Pegasus awards. It won't center on the page, and I don't know why. You hire a code guy to figure it out. Aleister 13:56 19december'12