For those of you who can’t understand why or how thoroughly I hate DC and everything in it, here’s an example of the everything. And remember: These people are running the country, and they hire in-office hookers who shop at Banana Republic and say things like “Hate D.C. sidewalks: not made for ladies in high heels.” (sounds of indistinct grumbing as AG moves on to something else, as this one isn’t worth thinking too much about)

I think my spiritual mentor put it best when he said, “Look in the dictionary under “Total Loser” — god, what an asshat. Apparently the I-shot-my-video-a-week-before-9/11 gambit was providing diminishing career-security returns, huh? For those who find Coldplay and Five For Fighting too edgy…