Talkin' shite. Constructively

Hello! We're back with the Great British Bake Off for a notoriously tricky set of challenges: Pastry Week. Without fail, someone will go for a full-puff instead of a rough-puff and madness will ensue. Are you ready to watch nice people pound butter into blameless bits of flour? Let's roll into the GBBO S8:E06 Pastry Week recap after the break!

Where are we with Blood, our Irish mystery set in the country? We've got an edgy ginger, a dodgy doctor with a lyrical lilt to his lies, a sister in rose-tinted glasses, a befuddled depressive, a closeted massive fookin' gay and no idea what happened to Our Lady of the Sainted Mother (Even Named Mary). So let's roll into the Blood S1:1.3 The Funeral recap and find out if the sole policeman in NeverNever Land is as corrupt as he seems.

We've got a twist afoot in Making the Cut, I was trying to figure out why we had an extra episode and it's like I forgot that host/judge Heidi Klum likes to f mess with people. Let's roll into Making the Cut S1:E09 Pop Up Shop after the break to find out who's REALLY in the finale!

We're bacccckkkk, bebehs! It's not quite been a year, but we're with our Below Deck Mediterranean crew with new AND old faces! Well. "Old". Are you excited?? I love how Bravo has managed their timing so there is zero break between programming, we're never out of drunken shenanigans asea and rich people asking for shrimp cocktail at 3 am. Whewwww. Rolling into Below Deck Med S5:E01 I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie after the break!

We ended last episode of twisty true story A Confession with our lead detective questioning our main suspect under very questionable circumstances, how will that play out? Will we find Sian O'Callaghan? Have any of you caved and looked up the circumstances on the Google? Let's hurry up and get into it before I do, rolling the A Confession S1:E1.3 recap after the break.