Midseason is next week and I am hoping to make a team, but not just any team. This is my sales pitch.

If you're looking to immensely improve your bw uu spot, please look no further. I can hold my own in dpp ou and bw ou too, obviously, even though I don't even play bwou that often. I defeated all my opponents, except mdragon, fair and square to get to round #5 of the OST. The first game against the awesome mdragon was just terrible due to most of the hax fallen in my favor. Thank you for being a good sport. <333

Fyi, I ONLY want to play for the Smog Frogs. That's my team this season, and if LonelyNess forgives my misbehavior prior to the start of the season, I will be forever thankful. If the Frogs don't draft me, then I want to play for the Alpha Ruiners because I have mad love for a lot of those guys. I know genderless Princess Bro is a Ruiner, but I don't care.

If neither team drafts me, then I'd rather not play. I'd rather sit on the sideline to make predictions instead of playing for anyone else. Thank you.

my allegiance is with the smog frogs 100% this season. as for the alpha ruiners, i have huge crushes on the chaser, pi face, and ciele. it's fun to give scofield fashion advices too.

i am not gonna play unless I'm drafted by one of those two teams

Flareblitz is good but...yeah

Reachzero is just amazing. I'm his biggest fan. The pastor of carnage can own at any tier, not just bw uu.

i am pretty damn good at BWUU; I'm not even gonna be modest about it. but, I can hold my own in dpp ou and bw ou too. Advancing deep in every dpp tournament I take part in isn't a fluke. as for BWOU, I hate that metagame, but I can too hold my own when I try my best.

I JUST WANT TO EMPHASIZE: I ONLY WANT TO PLAY FOR THE FROGS OR RUINERS. if either team thinks that I'm not deserving of a spot, then I'm cool with cheerleading for them on the side and focus on my music career instead