Roelofs, Pennsylvania

Yea, verily: Greg has a town (or something) in Pennsylvania named
after him, no doubt due to his extremely gnarly
programming skills. You just have to be in awe of something like
that. Here's a real, live, computer-generated map of the place:

Unfortunately the place is far too close to New Jersey for Greg's
taste (in fact, the upper righthand corner is New Jersey), but some
compromises had to be made. He's hoping that maybe after he does a little
more hacking it can be moved to a studly state like Minnesota.

Update June 2000: A bigger and
color-enhanced online
version from TopoZone.com not only
shows the town of Roelofs but also a Roelofs Road to the east (just
north of Pennsbury High School).