Quote of the week: "Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned."

Tuesday, Jan. 21:
A Bad Girl from Bandera purportedly indulged in a bit of contempt of court and found herself jailed for her temerity.
It seems another Wayward Wench was nicked for failing to follow the proposals of a previous court.
Wednesday, Jan. 22:
So, not only was this 22-year-old Pipe Creek Pretty popped for public intoxication, she was also busted for committing assault with bodily injury.
What is this, Ladies' Days at the County Quod? Yet another Bodacious Bandera Babe was detained for being dogged by a felonious warrant from an outside agency.
Thursday, Jan. 23:
Thank goodness, finally a man has been arrested - and remains at Bandera's Big House on a quintet of five misdemeanor warrants, including three for skipping bond and two for failing to appear. With that rap sheet, no wonder he remains under lock and key.
A felony motion to revoke his probation seemed sufficient to keep a Ledenhoser from Leander in the Doo Drop Inn.
A 51-year-old Lout from Lakehills, arrested due to a felony warrant from an outside agency, bonded out of the calaboose in record time - or thereabouts, I'm told.
Friday, Jan. 24:
Oh, no, a tender young local yokel found himself in hot water, charged with felony aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and for pot possession, to boot. I thought weed was supposed to mellow you out, dude.
While the other half of the Battlin' Banderans was charged with mere misdemeanor assault by contact. Some guys have all the luck, don't they?
How many times do I have to admonish miscreants? If you're carrying drugs or the paraphernalia with which to enjoy 'em, don't commit a traffic offense? Some guys just never learn.
Sunday, Jan. 26:
So, this Blockhead from Bandera celebrated the Sabbath by having a PG 1 controlled substance on his person and is still spending some reflective time behind bars for his trouble.