There is currently one of those non-scandal scandals brewing in Britain, related to a joke made about Prince Harry during a television comedy sketch. During a segment on Channel 4’s Fresh Meat(we’re sorry, but what kind of standards can you expect there?), a commentator quipped: “I’ll take you to a place on the King’s Road where Prince Harry got a hand j-- off an assistant manager at Abercrombie & Fitch.” (The context of the joke—thankfully for all us, probably—is unclear.)

A war of words has ensued with conservative M.P. Andrew Rosindell calling the joke “inappropriate and degrading . . . just wrong,” while the channel has defended the show, describing it as a “very irreverent comedy drama” and explaining that the character was “attempting to impress his fellow students by ironically boasting about his own privilege” (this latter point seemingly belonging to the “you had to be there” defense approach).

But, c’mon, the real insult here is implying that someone has entered an Abercrombie & Fitch since 2003, right?