a friend gave me the idea for this joke- Red, dripping everywhere, splatered against the wall. I stand over what is, now and forever, the lifeless husk of one of my friends... I cry, "Noooooooo! I spilled my cherry pudding!"

Holy crap, i just now realized i've been serious this entire time... or was that just hunger from me running out of Famos Amos cookies? I'll never know...

By the way YOU KILLED KENNY! AGAIN! LIVE, KENNY, LIVE!

this is a joke based on Jeff Dunham: Walter: yeah, you know those hair growth ads? i tried one, and I was the "before" and friggin' Peanut was the "after". their sales skyrocketed.