On behalf of the USA, I would like to go ahead and proactively apologize to the Brits for the money your tax payers will spend on her healthcare (leading up to her death from cancer) and the subsequent cost of raising her daughter after she's gone...

Because if she bought a tanning bed, she wouldn't be able to attention whore.

Even funnier, she thinks she can escape mockery and snide comments in the UK. The people I know over there would pounce on her like a cat, but not quite kill her so they could bat her body around for an hour or two to amuse themselves.

Mithiwithi:skullkrusher: she is straight up Jersey trash and she's talking about her "garden" and referring to herself as a "mum" and talking about her "dreadful" existence? This woman did not say those words.

Yeah, The Sun probably translated her dialect into chav. It's not like we're dealing with a paragon of journalistic integrity here.

they translated it into the Queen's English. She now lives a "dreadful" existence from which she must flee? Yeah, this slab of prosciutto from North Jerz probably said that.

First: wouldn't buying a tan bed be easier?Second: knowing from experience, it is farking difficult to move to a different nation. Why not move to a different state? Northern Alaska, right up against the north Alaskan coast line is a wonderful place.

Lidocaine:On behalf of the USA, I would like to go ahead and proactively apologize to the Brits for the money your tax payers will spend on her healthcare (leading up to her death from cancer) and the subsequent cost of raising her daughter after she's gone...

Considering they've given us Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey; I think this is a fair trade.