New game guys, and I have no idea if it already exists, or if its fun at all.Only time will tell.So, here's the deal:Person #1 then writes an impossible situation.(eg: Stuck at the foot of a mountain without food or water and only a can ofdeodorant).Person #2 would have to bring the guy to safety by telling what he does toget out of the situation (it doesn't have to follow common sense, and thereis no "right" answer).Then #2 writes his/her own impossible situation.Of course I'll start:

The guy is stuck inside a small wooden box without any way of opening it, onsea, with a pot of superglue.

Ocean water seeps into the box, and upon contact with the glue, the glue turns into super acid. The super acid then proceeds to eat through the box, but upon contact with the box, it turns into super acid that turns water solid! Spreading, the guy now is on a platform of solid water. Suddenly, space pirates from the past warp in with their fleet, and the captain, named Starbeard, personally rescues Guy. Guy then is told that he is the chosen one to save the space pirates of the future from the greedy Marsian Empire, and lives happily ever after while being awesome and having adventures.

On the other side of the planet however, a totally different guy is in the jungle, surrounded by three bears with spears who wish to have him for breakfast. He is only armed with a water pistol and has his legs tied.

There is no running >:c

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The water-gun is filled with quicksilver, and the guy squirts it down the throat of the bears, poisoning them. he then chucks the water gun at one of the bears and runs past it, running until the bears are to sick to chase him.

But now he's unarmed and must get through a cave full of snakes, mountain lions, and leprechauns with cannons for eyes.

(Seth, you forgot to write a situation :p )Guy stuck in a cramped tiny cave (no back end to escape out of) by a huge boulderblocking the way. His jackhammer is outside of the cave, and he has nothing buta tin of zippo fluid.

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Mon Oct 17, 2011 2:44 pm

yehoshua

Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pmPosts: 1983Location: Canananada

Re: Impossible situations.

He goes left through the scenic rout out of the cave.

An evil snake monster that is not affected by snake repellent appears.

You're stuck on a desert island made of glass, rock, and iron. All you have is a can of orange soda, an empty cardboard box, two days worth of food, and a radio that you used to call for help. Your rescue won't be there for two weeks, how do you survive?

(well.. the guy isn't out of the situation, it just got worse )----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------I hope this is still alive:Guy is stuck on an island about the size of an average living-room,with nothing but toothpaste and a bottle of scotch.

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Mon Oct 17, 2011 5:55 pm

yehoshua

Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pmPosts: 1983Location: Canananada

Re: Impossible situations.

Makes an explosive with the toothpaste and scotch and blows himself away from the island and lands on a luxury cruise ship.

The paper clip is actually a teleportation device from the future set to take you to a home in the year that it comes from, and teleports you to the year 2536, where your bank account is so full of money from sitting with interest, that you will have no problems with living life without a problem.

Stuck inside a mummy tomb with a living mummy, and the only thing you have is tools you brought with you.

Make Enrique take the quiz until he receives a 100%. Then throw the taco sauce into the heart of the island, creating a taco sauce monster. By combing the now impressive trigonometric skills of Enrique and the brute strength of the taco sauce monster, they will be able to build a functional catapult to fling you home.

You are trapped in an empty room, suspended in a cave, wearing a dinosaur costume. Reach the surface.

You shoot lasers from your eyes to cut through the wall in a way that makes it fall down so you can walk down it, and use the rocket powered shoes in your costume's tail to fly up through the cave walls!

You're frozen inside a block of ice, that's sitting in a walk-in freezer that's locked, how do you get out without alerting the very light sleeping psychopath that froze you in the first place and get to the police station?

Time to Macgyver my way out of this.He uses the pen knife to cut through the floors *It takes a while*, then escapes out of the bottom and runs toward destination while screaming "The Game" to his oppressors.

Man is trying to make a new T.V. with shaving cream, a mirror, and a ladder.

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Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:41 am

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Re: Impossible situations.

uses to ladder to break into the window of a warehouse, blinds the guard with shaving cream and escapes with a new television.

A man is hogtied in a rapidly closing trash compacter with no way to cut the ropes and noone within earshot.

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Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:50 am

yehoshua

Joined: Wed May 25, 2011 7:32 pmPosts: 1983Location: Canananada

Re: Impossible situations.

The ropes combust, dropping him onto the compacted which was jammed due to tennis balls and walked away unscathed.

Is in the rain with a candle, the candle being the only thing keeping him alive and with no way of covering said candle.

you're on top of a mountain, 500 miles above sea level with a bomb that will kill you unless you get to sea level in 1 minute.

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Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:10 am

RancidRabbit

Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:09 pmPosts: 120Location: Texas

Re: Impossible situations.

I jump knowing the fastest way from one point to another is a straight line down, and by activating my rocketshoes as I hit terminal velocity, I enter into a parallel universe where I must fight off the bomb in its alternate form, 12 Drummers Drumming, 11 Pipers Piping, 10 Lords-a-Leaping, 9 Ladies Dancing, 8 Maids-a-Milking, 7 Swans-a-Swimming, 6 Geese-a-Laying, 5 Gold Rings, 4 Calling Birds, 3 French Hens, 2 Turtle Doves, And a Partridge in a ridiculous clown suit. After a fearsome battle, I emerge with my true love swearing to never again buy me such silly things, while I say, "Its okay, we just decked the halls with a," Sunglasses "Bomb of Holly" YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Unfortunately, she found little humor in this joke, and turns into giant four-eyed ice troll. With all your resources diminished besides a single candy cane, you must survive this trial.

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you're now locked in a room with a melted ice troll, so you are drowning, and you have no resources.

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Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:17 am

RancidRabbit

Joined: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:09 pmPosts: 120Location: Texas

Re: Impossible situations.

I wonder what happened to my nifty flame-throwing candy cane, but never mind that, I start discussing the matter of needing oxygen to my brain. It is then that brain has a brilliant idea in that water is made of hydrogen and oxygen, so by filtering out water by attaining the attention span of a goldfish and subsequently not realizing basic human impossibilities, I exhaust the room of oxygen, leaving me in a room of hydrogen. Before brain can realize its logical errors, I rub my hands together fast enough to ignite the hydrogen and blow up the room, remaining unharmed because brain is too stupid to understand still.

But, this in turn leaves man with low-level brain. He no knows how type well and no can keep speak, text write. What do?

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