Tag: pt blowvember

Yr. Wonkette was recently distressed to hear we'd be losing Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. because of first world brain problems (and maybe also because of that federal investigation?), but it's time to relax and breath a huge sigh of...

Oh goody, another day, another set of government officials involved in a sex scandal. Rolling Stone brings us the ewww tale of SEC Inspector General David Kotz (ALLEGEDLY) boning every lawyer (like this pretty lady) with business before the agency,...

It has been at least a week since someone involved in an anti-gay Christian group was found with a hooker's penis in his bottom or (allegedly) diddling a child, and a week is five years in Blowvember-time. Luckily, Lisa...

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the cops who investigate crimes, and the district attorneys who star in Deep Throat Part II: The Bonening.
A district attorney in upstate...

New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez, repeat after us: Pay your hookers. Pay your hookers. PAY YOUR GODDAMN HOOKERS. Maybe you thought $100 was enough for working gals in the Dominican Republic. If that is so, you should have told...

A "high-level" aide to communist Sen. Barbara Boxer of California has been arrested after -- whoops! -- he was caught chatting and swapping cock pictures with 13-year-old boys on a liberal social network called "Google Hello." Gross! And the...