We're sure none of the offspring of our brilliant Gizmodo reading audience would be fooled by The Zaky, an ergonomic pillow that simulates the weight, touch and feel of the hands of a caring parent. But this is such a cute picture nonetheless, we couldn't resist showing it to you. Aww.

We know what you're thinking. No, hair won't grow on the palms of these hands, but they don't look particularly stain-resistant, either. Whatever you're going to use them for, they're $35 a pair. – Charlie White