Like Pearl Harbor with herpes…

Someone thought it’d be a great idea to invite Paris Hilton to the USO’s Swinging Salute to the Troops last night because that’s exactly what our brave men and women want to see they’re laying their lives down for. Couldn’t they have just shown the BP oil spill or millions of people unemployed so giant financial corporations can pay out bonuses with taxpayer money? You know, something that doesn’t immediately make them want to join Al Qaeda like I just did. (Carpool, anyone?)

Still waiting for Paris Hiltons follow up to her very thought provoking, intellectual, concept first album. Paris Hilton’s next tour is gonna be huge. Shes gonna do 6 nights at MSG easy. Sarcasm mode turned off.

I would fuck her if it would stop the BP spill provided I wear 2 condoms,up the arse which would be more hygienic than her cunt, and she would allow a creampie…….More importantly I would overlook her Marty Feldman type eyes and 80+ grandma like arms while doing this deed for the Country….plus a small % of that Humongous Hilton Fortune.
Cheers

Who’s idea was it to invite Wonky McValtrex to a USO event? She contributes absolutely nothing to anything she’s associated with; all she does is stand on the red carpet & pose like a self important idiot. I suspect re-enlistment rates are going to PLUMMET…