"Hey-the" Has more mispronunciations than any other word in the dictionary.

A Heitha is a female, whose name is the Icelandic version of Heather. However, she wants nothing to do with the common name Heather so don't even mention it!
Tends to be slightly obsessive, highly driven, and responsible, sometimes at the expense of friendship. Does everything 100% and hates to let people down or come in second place. A Heitha loves a good laugh and has no problem laughing at herself. Although not stunningly beautiful, she has an appealing, fun, slightly weird, clumsy personality that some people seem to like. Don't ask a Heitha out for a drink, to share gossip, or go out to a raunchy party - it's just not her thing!

Favorite saying, "OK, Here's the thing..."

"Heitha, did you finish those reports?"
"Done, sent, and filed!"

"Heitha, did you hear about Jane's new boyfriend?
(changing subject) "How about those doughnut's this morning, huh?"