Sunday, December 13, 2009

We have yet to akksept the furry rodent as cat in this familie. As yoo can plainlie see Shelby is too small to be a cat like us so he is still a furry rodent.We did catch Shelby doing something onlie BIG MANCAT's do and that's go off-rodeing in the red mashine. Obviouslie Shelby doesn't have his liscense so he culd go to jail and be fined a squillion dollars and we'd have to bail him owt. He's defunatelie in that teenage rebelious stage.We let Shelby off with a stern warning and a paw bop on the head. Hopefullie he lurned his lesson so he dussent do it again and have to go to jails!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

ROSIEWhen I get sleepy and Cheeto or the Furry Rodent are hogging the lady I just cuddul up with my best friend Mr. Bare. As yoo can see he is always in the mood fur a gud cuddul and he doesn't complain when I sit real close to him and even NOM on him a little bit.

CHEETOMy best friends when Rosie and the Furry Rodent are not around are the HONKERS owtside. Thay are soooo much fun to watch. Thay like to NOM bread...I don't think it is vary nommy. Owr lady says we can onlie hang owt with them frum far away.

SHELBYAnd my best friend when Rosie and Cheeto aren't in the mood to be nice to me is ANYTHING that will play with me!!!

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Last week our lady browt home this kyoot lil furry monstur. He's abowt as big as our plague ratsie. If we gang up maybe we can toss him owt the window. As yoo can tell we are upset cause he's taking preshus time away from owr lady. And thay say that once yoo name a furry rodent that means he's staying. She named him Shelby. Well, he's kinda kyoot and vary playful. Maaaaaaybe we'll be nice to him. Maaaaaaybe...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Our lady went to the Z-O-O yesterday and look what she saw!!Now that we are getting to be big kittehs she explained to us that this Lions are in heat at this time of the year and this is the "Berds and the Bees" caught in action. Ummmmm, ok... we only see a MANCAT and a BIGgurl cat DOING IT, but we didn't want to argue with hur.

Have yer peepuls ever spent the day at a KITTEH PORN place? This is embarrassing, vary embarrassing!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

This has been a GRATE cupple of days. Not only have we been laying around, but our lady told us on Friday that she was laid off so she will be hanging out with us during the day.OK, so it hasn't been grate...we have had to spend qualitie time cuddling hur and making her feel better, but every day she luks and sounds happier. She also has been saying she will end up on her feet which we don't get cause her feets luk like thay are holding her up just fine.

So we made a deal with her--WE will continue to luv hur furever andSHE will continue to luv and take care of us furevur too!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Is it Halloween yet? I'm going to dress up as a skary ghost this year. Isn't my ghost costuum VAAAAARY Skary???I think it shrunk in the wash cause my booty is kinda stickin' out....but just a little bit, right? It's not that obvious is it?!?!

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About US

ROSIE - I am a beeutiful tortese-shell kittie with a fancy white stripe on my tail. I was taken in by my lady who found me wandering around a Myami store entrance in 2001. I luv evaryone and purr a lot.
CHEETO- I am a handsum cinnamon colored guy who was hanging out on the streets of Myami in 2000. My lady played with me for about 8 weeks until I went missing. Turns out another lady tried to take me in but it didn't work out. It was then that my lady took me in her blu movable mashene, got me an operashion and took me in to luv and care for me. She said she never wanted me to leave her again! -Cheeto