Spoof news stories from Sunday 20 July 2008

As everyone knows, a significant number of British Army troops have been killed or injured in Iraq and Afghanistan which has left the army somewhat depleted. MOD sources confirmed that the British Army is considering a recruitment drive in J...

New York, New York - Drawing an enormous amount of political flack for their last satire: Barack dressed in tradition African chieftain. Mrs. Obama dressed as a 1960s Black Power militant carrying a machine-gun and sporting an Afro from the same era.

In a bold move to cement her hold on the Democratic Presidential front running position she commands over her rivals, Senator Hillary Clinton today proposed a $5000 government bond to be given to each child born in the United States. The bond can l...

In a block buster political deal master minded by DNC dictator, Howard Dean, Hillary Clinton has stepped down from the presidential election and agreed to be the new mayor of Atlantic Beach. Citing her courage under fire in Bosnia, Mayor Clinton says...

In Iran nine criminals have been sentenced to death by stoning but the Iran government has said they will use smaller stones this time because USA and European leaders say "the punishment is barbarism".

Victoria Pendleton, the world, British and Commonwealth cycling sprint champion, has said that she intends to compete in this summer's Beijing Olympic cycling events in the nude, apart from her helmet.

Springfield PA-- The latest diet craze, diet ice cubes, is a big seller at the Poke N Toke Grocery Store in Springfield. The tiny ice cubes cost $10.00 for a dozen and the store sells thousands a day. The ice cubes have zero calories and no cholester...

The FBI confirmed today a recent video taken in Italy really IS Whitey Bulger, the long missing Boston mobster with ties to the state house AND The White House and that he's been living on the Cape and been on the State payroll since 1991!
Whit...

Federal Campaign Investigators announced today they are looking into criminal links between Hebrew Boys, LLC, Democratic fundraiser and convicted felon Norman Hsu, and the Clinton Campaign Fund.
Also involved is the SEC who insiders say, have an...

Former President Bill Clinton says he is completely perplexed over today's allegations that NY Democratic Governor Elliot Spitzer has been caught in a FBI wiretap sting involving high priced call girls in the Nation's capitol.
"I've never paid fo...

In a deal completed late today, JP Morgan announced it has traded Bear Stearns, the investment banking switch hitter, recently named in the Wall Street mortgage steroid scandal, to the New York Yankees for Alex Rodriquez who unlike several Bear Ste...

In another extraordinary example of Clinton financial acumen, $850,000 of miraculous appearing campaign funds may soon be wending its way back to China, but not without a fight if Senator Hillary Clinton has her way.
The money appeared magically a...

Paris/AP - The international banking sector was shaken today with the announcement of a major fraud within France's premier bank, Societe Generale.
Financial investigators said over 5 billion Euros ($7.2 B) were lost in a trading scheme perpetra...

Gordon Brown today told us that an apparition of former British Labour Prime Minister, James Callaghan, apparently appeared in his bedroom last night, like some sort of Wuthering Heights Heathcliff ghost coming back from the moor.

It was revealed last night that Prime Minister Gordon Brown recently soiled his pants at Prime Minister's Question Time. This is the first recorded incident of any PM having trouser problems himself since the famous Disraeli piss stain incident d...

Multi Millionaire Phil Gramm, close associate and economic advisor to multi millionaire Cindy McCain's husband, Johnny had a simple answer when he was told that the people of America have no bread. Gramm replied: "Then, let them eat cake!&qu...

New York, New York - Karl Rove will be replacing Matt Lauer but only for the "Where in the World is Matt Lauer?" segment of the show. Lauer has a young family and the globetrotting has put them under stress. So, it all works out for everybo...

Still in the shadow of Bastille Day, France has decided that the liberty, equality and Fraternity of their great revolution will be replaced by a dress code. From now on no one can become a French citizen unless he/she conforms to official French app...

Resistant as ever, even when W wants to agree he just can't bring himself to do it. Many sensible experts from around the world and within the US military have urged time lines for the withdrawal of troops and the empowering of the Iraqi governme...

(Gettysburg, PA) -- A groundswelling majority of Pennsylvanians, incensed by Obama's accusation that Keystone Staters ignorantly "cling to guns or religion", is forming its own nation, The Republic of Pennsylvania, One Nation Under...