"The basic plot is that Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton, the two undercover DEA agent Playboy Playmates from the last movie, are still running around in jungle shorts, cowboy boots and spaghetti strap T-shirts, firing their machine guns at drug smugglers, Filipino communist guerrillas, and corrupt federal agents while their two friends, Lisa London and Miss May 1984 Patty Duffek, lounge around the pool a lot and talk on speaker phones that look like fax machines."-Joe Bob on SAVAGE BEACH

No clips, as that is beyond my technical ability, but here are eight of my favorite scenes.Maybe because they are all a little bit "off."

AriaBridget Fonda and James Mathers commit suicide in the tub in their hotel room, as the neon lights of Las Vegas play across their nude bodies.

Cruel Intentions IICan you say threesome? I knew you could. Robin Dunne, Anne Sorell, and Alice Loren in the shower together, and while they make out, while he squeezes the heck out of a shampoo bottle ( and what is that suppose to represent?) And then he is so worked up, they play ring toss with him, using a washcloth.

FriendsYou never forget your first scene. At least I don't. Sean Bury getting into a washtub to take a bath, then his girlfriend--Anicee Alvina--giving him a good soaping down. Till she drops the soap in the tub, and he reacts. That got a big laught out of the audience.

Lair of the White WormThe Lady--Amanda Donohoe--giving the boy scout--Chris Pitt--a good sponging, while he is in the tub, till she puts the bite on him.

Mr. MomMichael Keaton pulling his youngest son out of the tub, and who is only semi-naked, as the boy still has on his bunny slippers. That got another big laugh out of the audience.

Private LessonsThe maid--Sylvia Kristel--and the teenage son--Eric Brown--of her employer in the tub together. He wearing a swimsuit, till she tells him to get naked.

Sign of the CrossA great moment in Roman history. Claudette Colbert, who is in a sunken tub filled with ass' milk telling one of her handmaidens: "Take off you clothes. Get in here . . . ."

The Wilby ConspiracyThe hero--Michael Caine--is in the bath with his married lover, when the villain--Nicol Williamson--walks in and threatens to throw a plugged-in hairdryer into the tub, if they do not give him what he wants. The way that scene plays out just scared the s*** out of me.

Beverly D'Angelo, full frontal top nudity as you get to see her rack. 'Nuff said

Monster In the Closet 1985:

Stella Stevens teasing the viewer several times as she turns with her hands in front of her chest, only to show her whole front field in montion as she rubs the shampoo in her hair as they bounce all over And she was in her 50's at the time and still looking hot!