Ah, that sucks. See, I'd be doing lots of stupid stuff, like leaving them voicemail with recordings of some of the really stupid stuff they did on the show...Leaving a copy of Mario Puzo's "The Family" on their desk when they go to lunch...Changing their screensaver to a collection of the worst vidcaps from the show I could find...Finding some really cheesy George Hamilton merchandise to leave lying around at odd times...etc.

I don't care if George Hamilton's persona is all about overacting. It's getting to me. My wife and I want him to disappear...NOW! That phony laugh and all those over-rehearsed lines he was delivering. Augh!

Anybody else get the impression that Cousin Mike already knows who the board of trustees is? Maybe he's always that nice, but he took special care to thank the chef and help out the housekeeper. I think he knows.

When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

Originally posted by spegs Ok--this was not on last night at ten! I left a tape in the VCR just in case it came on at 11...but what the heck? Anyone else on Mountain Standard Time encounter this?

Hey, spegs! We share a time zone. Where you livin', girlfriend?

10PM shows in the Eastern and Pacific time zones air at 9PM in Mountain and Central. That's why they always says, "8, 7 central" or whatever. I don't know why prime time is shifted up an hour in the middle of the country, but it really threw me when we moved to Colorado from California.

When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

And don't worry, those of us in middle America realize that while this family as portrayed on the show might embody every stereotype we've ever had abut Italian Americans from the NY area, we know all of you up there aren't like that. Just like I'm in Colorado, but I'm not wearing cowboy boots. :nono

"Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

"Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey