READING, MASSACHUSETTS — In the face of a conservative boycott of their products, Keurig has announced a new product line they hope will win back that key demographic.

Conservatives all over America have begun video recording themselves smashing or otherwise destroying Keurig coffee makers after the company decided to pull advertising from Sean Hannity’s show on Fox News. The decision was made after Hannity continued to defend Judge Roy Moore against allegations that he was a sexual predator who targeted pubescent, underage girls in Alabama when he was in his twenties and thirties. Conservative Keurig owners have been seen all over social media destroying their coffee machines since.

“We at Keurig are pleased to announce that beginning in the first quarter of 2018, consumers will be able to purchase the Roy Moore Signature Konservative Koffee Keurig,” Helen Winterbottom, Keurig’s deputy chief assistant media liaison told investors this morning on a conference call.

The Roy Moore KKK coffee maker would have several “unique and fun” features that Keurig is hoping will entice conservatives back into their fold.

Roy Moore KKKs are all built to the public safety standards of the 1940’s.

Roy Moore KKKs come in two color varieties: White, and Super White

“Ultimately, we’re not going to apologize for pulling advertising from a show that features a guy giving cover to a sexual predator,” Winterbottom said, “because no company wants to be associated with people who want to prey on minors. But we are a corporation that likes revenues and profits. So pandering to the demographic that somehow thinks they need to defend hebephiles works for us, and we hope it works for people boycotting us.”

The Roy Moore KKK is set to hit retail shelves next year at a cost of $18.61, since that’s a special year for the target consumer demographic.