Monday, October 11, 2010

The Perfect Physique

Sometimes I think I have too many muscles. Then I remember, no I don't.

I'm basically a big pile of flesh-colored circles. "Lumbering" would be a good way to describe the way I walk. My vein is the size of your bicep.

There's lots of good things about having big muscles. First of all, your muscles are huge.

Secondly, well, look at you. Check out those muscles. Nice!

But the most important thing is that your muscles are really big, and isn't that great? There's nothing better than having big muscles. They're better than having a great lawn that you can mow all the time, because if you're mowing it without a shirt on, you want to have a lot of muscles.