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David Letterman made a surprise appearance last night at a show by friends Martin Short and Steve Martin in San Antonio, and he used the occasion to deliver a Top 10 list about none other than Donald Trump. More specifically, "Top Ten Interesting Facts About Donald Trump." It culminated with: "Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass," but here are some others, culled from the Daily News, Mediaite, and Rolling Stone:

"That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack."

"During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name."

"He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head?"

"Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he's starring in a movie called No Amigos," a reference to Martin and Short's Three Amigos.

"Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bull ... oh no wait, that’s me."

No need to make fun of republicons, they take care of that all by themselves! LOL!

knighttemplar01

Jul 13, 2015 10:17 AM CDT

The ultimate loser "L". Last I checked Trump was the only person from either party with a plan to seal our southern border, which coincidentally the closet muslim has left wide open, and neither the democrats, republicans or rinos have the backbone to deal with. America and American citizens first............Trump 2016

Ezekiel 25:17

Jul 12, 2015 9:40 PM CDT

I have it on good authority that Dave has taken a job as a preacher of a small Connecticut church. https://www.flickr.com/photos/134755383@N02/shares/2Su3dr https://www.flickr.com/photos/134755383@N02/shares/s7yio9