epitaphs - Atheist Nexus2015-08-02T21:41:14Zhttp://atheistnexus.org/forum/topics/epitaphs?groupUrl=death-dying&feed=yes&xn_auth=no:)tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-10:2182797:Comment:19474102012-05-10T13:34:54.730Zdr kelliehttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/drkellie
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<p>:)</p> How about the old "...all dre…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-10:2182797:Comment:19473602012-05-10T03:49:50.059ZTed E Bearhttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Cartoonoholic
How about the old "...all dressed up and no place to go".
How about the old "...all dressed up and no place to go". Lovely. I also entertained s…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-09:2182797:Comment:19467022012-05-09T12:38:10.811Zdr kelliehttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/drkellie
<p>Lovely. I also entertained something like, "I'm going to drink your blood."</p>
<p>Lovely. I also entertained something like, "I'm going to drink your blood."</p> dr kellie, my imagination is…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-08:2182797:Comment:19462062012-05-08T23:45:00.371ZJoan Denoohttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/JoanDenoo
<p>dr kellie, my imagination is running away with me. A thousand years from now, when archeologists dig up old bones they will find yours with your skeleton intact and your hands tickling your crotch. </p>
<p>My next door neighbor keeping popping her head over the fence to discover why I am laughing. This one, I didn't tell her. </p>
<p>dr kellie, my imagination is running away with me. A thousand years from now, when archeologists dig up old bones they will find yours with your skeleton intact and your hands tickling your crotch. </p>
<p>My next door neighbor keeping popping her head over the fence to discover why I am laughing. This one, I didn't tell her. </p> I will be buried in Port Aran…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-08:2182797:Comment:19457382012-05-08T13:05:10.702Zdr kelliehttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/drkellie
<p>I will be buried in Port Aransas, TX (on an island), and I don't think it will be very deep, as it will be in a sand dune without much depth before you reach water.</p>
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<p>The best idea I had came on Sunday. How about, "I'm finding this death thing really hard to masturbate to."</p>
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<p>That would really rile people up:)</p>
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<p>My plot has been waiting for me since before I was born. I am the last of the line in my family. </p>
<p>I will be buried in Port Aransas, TX (on an island), and I don't think it will be very deep, as it will be in a sand dune without much depth before you reach water.</p>
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<p>The best idea I had came on Sunday. How about, "I'm finding this death thing really hard to masturbate to."</p>
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<p>That would really rile people up:)</p>
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<p>My plot has been waiting for me since before I was born. I am the last of the line in my family. </p> I really like that.tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-08:2182797:Comment:19457112012-05-08T12:54:00.024Zdr kelliehttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/drkellie
<p>I really like that.</p>
<p>I really like that.</p> three metres is equal to nine…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-08:2182797:Comment:19451042012-05-08T09:16:49.353ZPliniushttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Plinius
<p>three metres is equal to nine feet - I think that's right, so the lowest point around here is some 18 feet below sea level. I witnessed the decline of someone who died in the end for want of new kidneys and it triggered my decision to be a donor. </p>
<p>three metres is equal to nine feet - I think that's right, so the lowest point around here is some 18 feet below sea level. I witnessed the decline of someone who died in the end for want of new kidneys and it triggered my decision to be a donor. </p> I think three metres is equal…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-08:2182797:Comment:19453192012-05-08T07:41:42.049ZJoan Denoohttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/JoanDenoo
<p>I think three metres is equal to nine feet +, is that correct. We still aren't on metric. <br></br>Donating organs makes sense to me. My neighbor across the street had a two year old and eight year old daughters when her heart disintegrated. Within hours she had a new heart and the youngest girl graduated from high school a couple of years ago. She was able to raise her girls and she is still doing very well. She said all food tastes like metal, and she has a lot of medications to take for…</p>
<p>I think three metres is equal to nine feet +, is that correct. We still aren't on metric. <br/>Donating organs makes sense to me. My neighbor across the street had a two year old and eight year old daughters when her heart disintegrated. Within hours she had a new heart and the youngest girl graduated from high school a couple of years ago. She was able to raise her girls and she is still doing very well. She said all food tastes like metal, and she has a lot of medications to take for life. Very often I look across at her puttering in her rose garden and marvel that she is still alive and thriving. I like your plan! </p> We're all below sea level her…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-08:2182797:Comment:19452332012-05-08T07:22:10.209ZPliniushttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/Plinius
<p>We're all below sea level here in the west of the Netherlands, but on average no more than three metres. I know the cemetaries are often on a mound with extra drainage so the coffins are not in the underground water. The traditional burial was always xtian, but now people just do what they think is appropiate. </p>
<p>We're all below sea level here in the west of the Netherlands, but on average no more than three metres. I know the cemetaries are often on a mound with extra drainage so the coffins are not in the underground water. The traditional burial was always xtian, but now people just do what they think is appropiate. </p> What is the tradition for bur…tag:atheistnexus.org,2012-05-08:2182797:Comment:19451842012-05-08T06:23:28.406ZJoan Denoohttp://atheistnexus.org/profile/JoanDenoo
<p>What is the tradition for burials in the Netherlands? Is the altitude below sea level, or very flat at sea level? When I think of the Netherlands I think of land claimed from the sea. </p>
<p>What is the tradition for burials in the Netherlands? Is the altitude below sea level, or very flat at sea level? When I think of the Netherlands I think of land claimed from the sea. </p>