The film was released November 11, 2005 in eight theatres. Receiving positive reviews, it made just under $125,000 during opening weekend. Its performance led to an expanded release in as many as 57 theatres, resulting in a box office take of more than $1.2 million. The movie was released on DVD on June 6, 2006 in the United States, June 13 in Canada, and October 13, 2008 in the United Kingdom. A soundtrack CD was also released featuring most of the musical numbers, excerpts from Silverman's stand-up comedy, and several additional songs which did not appear in the film.

Jesus Is Magic

[In the Retirement Home] Can you blow your own nose? Can you tie your own shoe? If you had Velcro ones, would you even know what to do? When you make a doodee is it in your pants? (Or trousers as they said in the day) (Are you mad because your grandson is gay?) (Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray?) When you clear your throat is it really disgusting? Does it go on for hours and miles? You're Gonna Die Soon x2 It's not cold in here you're just dying You're Gonna Die Soon x2 You in the back You are dying soon You're Gonna Die Soon x2 We're all gonna die but not as soon as you guys You're Gonna Die x2 You're Dying [At the Funeral] You think I'm Lazy?! That's Hilarious! You sit around, dye your hair, and take drugs! The more you shrink, the bigger your mouth gets! You drive me crazy how you chew your walnuts! You told me you hated my perm! [opens coffin] I visited you! Pick up your prescription?! I'm not your candy man, you bag of bones! [While shaking the corpse of her grandma:] You're Gonna Die Soon! You're Gonna Die! You're Dying!

The film was released November 11, 2005 in eight theatres. Receiving positive reviews, it made just under $125,000 during opening weekend. Its performance led to an expanded release in as many as 57 theatres, resulting in a box office take of more than $1.2 million. The movie was released on DVD on June 6, 2006 in the United States, June 13 in Canada, and October 13, 2008 in the United Kingdom. A soundtrack CD was also released featuring most of the musical numbers, excerpts from Silverman's stand-up comedy, and several additional songs which did not appear in the film.

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