I'm not on the correct side of the fence. Can someone explain this reddit reference and pull me over to the other side. Unless its just a reference to the song....then nevermind I will stay where I'm at.

Super common thing, so common that BFS made a cover! There's a funny little paragraph on the Stacy's Mom Wikipedia page:

"The cover version came about because the original Fountains of Wayne song was often misattributed to Bowling for Soup. The song was misidentified as a Bowling for Soup song on YouTube and other video sites.[38] In multiple interviews, Bowling for Soup bandleader Jaret Reddick has said that he regularly encountered fans at their concerts who mistakenly thought "Stacy's Mom" was a Bowling for Soup song.[38][39] In 2011, they recorded and released a cover version of the song.[40] Reddick said that by finally releasing their own version of the song, "I’ve basically just taken care of a large part of the population that’s been wrong for years, and I’ve made them right."[39] Alluding to the mistaken identity issue, the cover art for the song release reads: "Finally you can say this is your favorite song by BFS and not look like an idiot!"[38]"

I’m pretty sure it’s the tone of the song and the way they play. Sounds very similar to BFS’s style. It’s easy to mix the two up, I mean just listen to the two back to back, they’re disturbingly close.

I think it could make sense. If you read "excuse me?" not as asking for clarification but as a way of saying "hey... what do you mean I won't stand a chance?" ... then his reply of "you heard me" is appropriate.

Thank you for your amazing insight on my own memories and experiences that you've built entirely on the concept that colloquial speech patterns and regional slang have no way of existing beyond your purview.

Your thought process is as clapped as your shonky excuse of an argument.

That reminds me of a little get together I had recently. I made a few mixed drinks with whiskey, plum juice and gravy. I told everyone it was delicious. Well everyone who tried it got real mad at me and told me I was an asshole for lying! I said, "What are you bitching about? Nobody forced you to drink it!"

I mean people can be weird. I’m not saying this story is true but people are pretty quick to jump on the “oP mAdE tHiS uP fOr TeH kArMa” train. I mean there’s a bunch of stories from my life and the lives of those around me that seem ridiculous and made up but they’re not. And day to day I sometimes think about how inexplicable what I’m doing is because sometimes people just do weird things. I mean the “You heard me” makes this story fall apart but I think in general the people on this sub need to put the pitchforks down.

I mean, most people are illogical....that's how we get shit like the last half of Lost and star wars 1,2 , and 3. Or that scene in Captain Marvel where Nick Fury loses his eye because of an alien cat, which then makes that scene in civil war where he says I trusted someone once and I lost an eye seem really stupid

I'm not going to argue whether or not this happened but solely that it's possible that it is something people say.

Language is solely regional, becoming more and more complicated the smaller the region gets. Phrases our parents say or those around us have a huge impact and we see this phenomena on Internet.

On Internet we generally see it with verses from songs or other pop culture sources. If you've seen Endgame, I love you 3000 Anyone who has seen it gets it, knows what it means, but if you say it to someone who hasn't been exposed to the same source of language, they likely could understand what you're saying, but not the backstory and may be confused or found it funny or cute.

You also see this with the phrase "asketa" (that I find annoying) from some rapper.

Where I live, we call a Coca-Cola or similar drink pop. If you live in UK it's chips, not fries. If you live in a region of Michigan, it's called a bubbler not a water fountain.

Oh I have another question is there an easier way for me a mobile user to skip down lines like you did in the comment, I usually just add a bunch of spaces because it doesn’t work when I use the return button

Because 1) “bowl me” is not a phrase. You wouldn’t say “basketball me” or “golf me”, 2) If someone says “excuse me” anyone with half a neuron would check the text above, 3) why would the gf call him laughing since that’s not a phrase people say (see: #1 above)

I typed the word "bowl" on my phone using both a standard keyboard and swipe style keyboard until the word "bowl" started to look like a funny word. About 50 times. At no point during this exercise did I accidentally type "blow". From this experiment I conclude that OP's GF's mom was solicited for a sexual favor. I also imagine her to be hot.

What does give it away as horseshit is >:) and "You heard me lol". Why the ever loving fuck would you not clarify that it's on a Wii and why would you ever put that face at the end of a text to your SO's mum regardless of the context?

And to then impulsively or instinctively respond "You heard me lol" when someone says "Excuse me" is the cherry on top. You're probably on some sort of spectrum if you don't check your last message after that sort of response.

Cmon, at least write something good if you've got the creative freedom of "completely made up bollocks" on your side.

"you heard me, lol. I don't have the same basic fucking texting format where the last three messages are in clear view so I still have no idea that I mistyped the dumbest, most unreasonably worded sentence that could possibly exist even in fiction. lol you wanna bowl me?"

Ah. I thought this was serious as fuck. Like they were trying to reconnect and you just fucked things up between them and now because of you mother hates your gf and doesn't wanna talk anymore and now your gf is depressed and blames you etc etc.

Damn. I imagined all of that just by reading the title and the first sentence. Maybe I've watched too many soap operas.

So like most stories on this subreddit this actually happened a few years ago and not today. So my boyfriend (65M) and I (22F) (yes those are our real ages, if you have a problem with that f*ck you.) started the day by having SEXY SEX. He was SEXING me so hard that I SEXED everywhere. It was a real struggle cleaning all that up, let me tell you. That evening, we were having crazy, hot, steamy SEX. This was the best SEX I've ever had. Unfortunately, by the end of the night, we had so much amazing SEX that my SEXY lady parts were all red and swollen. My boyfriend solved this problem by putting special healing SEX cream (I think it's called Neosporin?) on his big peepee and then put it in my SEX hole. We continued to have nasty, juicy, spicy, horrendous, disgusting, hot SEX for the rest of the night. I'm a girl by the way. Upvotes to the left kind redditors!

TL;DR: I had so much SEX that it hurt, but it was okay because we solved it by having more SEX.