"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

"All you would need is a group of volunteers. You would put some sort of molecule in all their noses, and for half of the group they would go about their normal business and for the other half of the group, they would pick their nose and eat it," he said. "Then you could look for immune responses against that molecule and if they're higher in the booger-eaters, then that would validate the idea."

bring to a festering boil:"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.

Seriously. This is even worse than the embarrassment that mothers typically bring on their sons. I'm impressed.

bring to a festering boil:"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.

Not only that. These girls are going to be under a tremendous amount of pressure, sexually, now that they have a reputation for swallowing pretty much anything.

bring to a festering boil:"I've got two beautiful daughters and they spend an amazing amount of time with their fingers up their nose," he said. "And without fail, it goes right into their mouth afterwards. Could they just be fulfilling what we're truly meant to do?"

Congratulations, Dad, you've just embarrassed your kids forever.

Soon enough they'll discover pleasures that involve wiggling their fingers around in their other warm moist holes.