It's times like these when I wish I was making an animated series. I can hear the song in my head, and I think it's great. But does it read as well, especially if there's not a "sung in the tune of _____"? Probably not. Add to the fact that the song was initially much, much longer (with a repeating chorus and everything), the final version is a bit disappointing. Perhaps someday I'll make a Boatcrash Animated Holiday Special and get to record all the songs I want. It shall be glorious.