Wichita Man Won't Snitch on Whoever Stabbed Him in the Scrotum

During an argument, a 39-year-old Wichita, Kansas man was stabbed in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle, which broke off inside of his body. It hurt just to type that.

The victim won’t disclose the identity of the prick that stabbed him in the scrotum, but Wichita Police are convinced that it was some type of female acquaintance. Could he be refusing to cooperate in order to protect a jilted lover, or is he covering up a larger and more twisted ordeal?

Police have yet to make any arrests, and are classifying the incident as aggravated assault, which is a felony. We call it a crime against humanity.