Super Walrus Man is flat broke and has nowhere to go. He concocts a plan to scam his grandfather out of a place to live, and heads over to Earl's Low Rent Housing. Earl's not going to make things easy, though. Walrus Man will have to repay his debts by competing in the Ciadna City cooking competition, the War of the Food. But can Walrus Man cook?

""You've selected Ninja Walrus Man. It is said that this walrus entered the world through a portal in the Forest of Resurrection. He uses Dark Energy and Ultra Ninjitsu to demolish all that stand in his way, living or dead. His body is made of doom.""