If you're jealous of all the fun costumes kids get to wear in October, you're about to feel a lot better. These adult Halloween costumes are far superior to anything those little trouble-makers can nag their parents into buying for the holiday. Strut your stuff in an outfit that will make the little monsters around you green with envy.

Adult Halloween Costumes

Sometimes, you need an adolescent sense of irony to understand the humor in adult Halloween costumes. That's certainly the case with our collection of grown up outfits for everyone's favorite fall holiday. There's no shortage of hipster trendiness in our lineup of clever tank tops and vintage graphic t-shirts. And the selection of jumpsuits really takes the cake. Here's a brief overview of what you can find in our online store.

With its attached jetpack designed to hold a frosty six pack of your favorite brew, the Tipsy Astronaut jumpsuit is definitely an adult Halloween costume. You don't have to be twenty one to wear it, but you do have to be that old to buy the fuel that goes in the backpack. Chill with your friends like you are enjoying the vacuum of outer space in this out of sight outfit.

Not every adult Halloween costume for women has to be super skimpy. We like to help you flaunt your curves without putting you at risk for getting frostbite on your thighs. Take a look at our devilishly attractive flame leggings that really turn up the heat when paired with a Hot Damn tank top. Or, pair our mummy-themed stretch pants under a Creep It Real top layered over a shredded white tunic top for a diaphanous and deadly style combination. You'll also get a purr from onlookers in our Meow tank top complete with leopard print leggings. Pace like a panther through the crowd and see how many people stop and stare at this adult Halloween costume. Sass the party with our Basic Witch costume and see just how many people get the joke.

For the fraternity set, there are adult Halloween costumes aplenty. The wiener jokes will be unending when you show up to the party dressed as a hotdog. Our comfortable onesie lets you zip yourself right into the bun. You can wear this suit with sartorial pride--or at least with relish. Bright red or yellow shoes are a nice match for this food-themed jumpsuit. We would consider this a part of our delicious Halloween clothes line.

If you enjoy trendy, tongue-in-cheek humor, there's no shortage of options in our tank top collection. You can show up at the Halloween rave not just tired, but Literally Dead. Or, you can rock it with a Zombae shirt that only the in crowd will get. Speaking of cliques, you won't want to miss the catty Basic Witch tank that shows you know how to hang with the hags. Wear any of these black and white tops with our stitched up, spider web, or Mardi Gras tights for someinstantly stylish adult costumes for women. Another completely available yet absurd option is our Women's Frankenstein costume!

Now, it's about to get really creepy. Is a rainbow and glitter covered unicorn really an adult Halloween costume? It is now. In fact, this head scratcher is likely to be one of the most popular outfits at any fall gala. There's no way someone can stay scared when they are being approached by a magical creature with sparkly eyes and a fuzzy rainbow mane. When you wear this costume, you should volunteer to be the final attraction at the end of a gruesome haunted house--just to balance out all the horror with some good humor. Check out our full collection of adult, creative Halloween costumes to find the one that makes you smile!