“Oh, I’ve always smoked a lot of weed. I don’t find that it affects me at all,” the girl says. We’re sitting at a wooden table in The Stables restaurant of the local country club. The ceiling is beamed. Looking around, this is so weird, I think. Next to the girl is her mother on […]

They’re filming Black Mist: apparently it’s a Poirot novel although I’ve never heard of it, which is strange and unsettling as I’m sure I know all of them. There’s a large cast. The plot revolves around a gang of girls in their early twenties, which is unusual. One of these girls is involved with a […]

…We’re in Seb’s room, doing rude things. It seems to be going rather well – considering all his problems in that area (desire to be celibate etc). Suddenly he pulls away from me. “Sorry, Tanya, I need to meditate now,” he says. “You have to sleep in the room next door.” As he pushes his […]