Subject: A CLUE Date: 21 Apr 93 22:50:20 PST I was looking at some of the posts on here ov

From: starman@crash.amigans.gen.nz (Robin Halligan)
Subject: A CLUE
Date: 21 Apr 93 22:50:20 PST
I was looking at some of the posts on here over the last few months
and i have seen a rise in the clueless ones posting to the net so
i have created the AFU CLUE send it to some clueless bastard in need!
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| /| This clue is worth Some of the things you |
| / | TWO FIFTY /| will see mentioned on AFU |
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| ----- / |Coriolis force/Twinkies/posh/Furrfu |
|This is one genuine first / |snopes/Driving barefoot/Churchill |
|Issue AFU clue if you have / |The New York Method/Disraeli/Sheesh |
|been sent this then it means |Craig Shergold/Cpt. Pugwash/lemurs |
|you may have tried to tell someone | __ ___ |
|some thing that has been thrashed | / \ | | | | |
|out on the net at some time and | | | | | |___ |
|you have been proved wrong. | | | | | | |
|Remember the ULs have been talked | \__/ |___ |___| |___ |
|through on the net for some time. | |
|Some times AFUers will troll for |"That'd be the butt, Bob."/SNUFF |
|Newbies if you bite and get |bite the wax tadpole./Little Mermaid|
|laughed at don't get upset about it |It tastes like chicken/Gerbils |
|happened to the best at some time |"Blue star tattoos/chicken cannon |
|just laugh and sit back and watch |You st*p*d f*ck*ng b*st*rds |
|for more to get hooked. |The Unsolvable Math Problem/Kibo |
|If you want more info READ |Subliminal messages |
|AFU FAQ and the AFU guide -------------- /| |
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|Coloring your CD's rim with (special) marker | |
|will enhance sound quality./toothbrush up thief's ass/ ----- |
|Various university libraries sink/Eskimos have 100s of words for snow. |
|That ought to shut the little bastards up/Mrs. Fields Cookie Recipe |
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