"As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

After week 3, I think I'm third worst in total points scored by my 3 lineups. I'm about to go 3-0.

I feel like the 2018 Seattle Mariners, pre All Star Break. This shit is totally unsustainable, may as well look for that 5 year extension of my contract (ala Scott Servais and Jerry DiPoto) before reality slaps me back into mediocrity.

Way and I are tied down to the decimal point going into tonight's game. I've got Mike Evans and he has DeSean Jackson. Our game will literally come down to the hands of Fitzmagic. It almost makes me want to watch the game.

On a somewhat unrelated note, twenty of us at work threw in $20 each into our Annual NFL Survivor Pool. If Tampa Bay loses tonight, we will have a winner! After week 3! Holy fuck, what a first 3 weeks of parody/garbage/ridiculousness. I'm so glad I don't gamble on sports, I'd be penniless.

Way and I are tied down to the decimal point going into tonight's game. I've got Mike Evans and he has DeSean Jackson. Our game will literally come down to the hands of Fitzmagic. It almost makes me want to watch the game.

We could be part of an audience reaching into the several dozens!

When speaking of the MMOG industry, the glass may be half full, but it's full of urine. HaemishM

Always wear clean underwear because you never know when a Tory Government is going to fuck you.- Ironwood

Who the hell taught you how to write? Fuck, that sentence is like internet transmitted face-attacking knives. Jesus. schild

I thought after I got Kamara that Gurley and Kamara would carry me to the championship. About 2 weeks after that, both started getting almost no touches in comparison so I fucked off into oblivion on the back of Carson goddamn Wentz.

I'd be shocked if my team pulled it off. The strongest part of the season for me was week 3 - 11. Once Brees started to fade and Tyreek Hill/David Johnson became less consistent I had a hard time winning games. I don't even think I'll be playing Brees this week at all.

"For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can." - Ernest Hemingway