Okaaay I'm not the only one here watching this so I can't just hit mute, butt....
Shakira should do Super Bowl half-time shows from now on! Don't even have to sing! Just belly dance while facing away from the cameras

As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, world without end. Amen.
And I will show you something different from either
Your shadow at morning striding behind you
Or your shadow at evening rising to meet you;
I will show you fear in a handful of dust.