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[00:01] Nuck: 550 more to go
[00:01] Nuck: I remember when we were at 1000 behind >_>
[00:01] shanebo: Nuck, do you know how to chain functions where the following function gets passed to it the next function as an arg that can be called on when completed?
[00:01] Nuck: shanebo: Fraid not
[00:01] shanebo: AvianFlu, do you know how to chain functions where the following function gets passed to it the next function as an arg that can be called on when completed?
[00:01] shanebo: :)
[00:01] Nuck: shanebo: Sounds like you're looking for a way to chain easier than callbacks?
[00:01] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: https://github.com/joyent/node/pull/1934
[00:01] mmalecki: actually, that assertion over there makes little sense
[00:02] eddyb: bnoordhuis: thanks
[00:02] AvianFlu: shanebo, do you mean chaining like a.b.c.d.e or just having functions fire in a chain
[00:02] eddyb: also, even if target == host == OH FUCK
[00:02] eddyb: I get it
[00:02] eddyb: no, I don't
[00:02] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: please, verify it so that I can go to sleep ;)
[00:02] eddyb: for half a second I thought v8 was building once for ia32 and once for x64, but they aren't
[00:02] eddyb: *it isn't
[00:03] bnoordhuis: eddyb: i think it's a gyp bug but don't quote me on that
[00:03] eddyb: bnoordhuis: story made short: it think it's cross-compiling
[00:03] shanebo: AvianFlu, Nuck http://jsfiddle.net/7k43n/1/
[00:03] eddyb: *it thinks
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[00:03] eddyb: ok, me thinks it's too late to think
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[00:03] eddyb: I can, however, code just fine
[00:04] shanebo: AvianFlu, Nuck, make sense what I'm trying to do?
[00:04] AvianFlu: yeah, one second
[00:04] bnoordhuis: mmalecki: your test seems to hang with 0.4 and 0.5
[00:05] mmalecki: da fuck?
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[00:05] AvianFlu: do you want to do it without a lib?
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[00:05] AvianFlu: cause async has what you're looking ofr
[00:05] AvianFlu: for
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[00:05] AvianFlu: as do a few others
[00:05] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: I hate to say it, but works here...
[00:05] shanebo: AvianFlu, yeah I'd like to roll my own
[00:05] eddyb: NOOO
[00:05] shanebo: to handle middleware
[00:06] AvianFlu: okay, the trick is to put the functions in an array
[00:06] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: maybe you're using nvm or nave or whatever?
[00:06] eddyb: forgot to add -std=c++0x, now I get to see v8 built again
[00:06] eddyb: TWICE
[00:06] AvianFlu: and have next() be your iterator that calls the next one
[00:06] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: try to run test fixture itself
[00:07] AvianFlu: you should look at the code to async.forEach, it's a good reference
[00:07] shanebo: AvianFlu, github link?
[00:07] AvianFlu: one sec
[00:07] shanebo: https://github.com/caolan/async
[00:07] shanebo: that it?
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[00:07] AvianFlu: yeah
[00:07] mmalecki: what happened to kohai?
[00:08] bnoordhuis: mmalecki: right, fixture fails on master
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[00:08] shanebo: AvianFlu thanks I'll check that out later
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[00:09] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: then the test should as well
[00:12] eddyb: bnoordhuis: bad news, I get that v8 error even if I compile with no snapshot
[00:12] eddyb: like, I get when I run the built executable
[00:13] eddyb: do you have any record of that issue?
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[00:16] eddyb: how old is node v8 compared to bleeding_edge?
[00:16] tuhoojabotti: I'm bleeding edge.
[00:16] AvianFlu: node is on 3.7, I know that much
[00:16] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: figured it out?
[00:16] AvianFlu: I don't pay that much attention to v8 versions
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[00:17] bnoordhuis: mmalecki: no - but go to bed :)
[00:17] eddyb: crap, got to go
[00:17] eddyb: 3AM here
[00:17] eddyb: parents caught me
[00:17] eddyb: and it's my birthday, too :-<
[00:17] mmalecki: eddyb: happy birthday :)
[00:17] eddyb: night
[00:17] eddyb: mmalecki: thanks
[00:18] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: but it has to work. node --version ?
[00:18] bnoordhuis: mmalecki: master
[00:18] bnoordhuis: and the latest 0.4 branch (what else?)
[00:19] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: yeah, but notice that it runs just `node`. so you may be running ./node, but it still runs /usr/bin/node or whatever
[00:19] mmalecki: so it doesn't really matter which node you use to run it
[00:19] mmalecki: what matters is `which nodez
[00:19] bnoordhuis: oh right, don't do that :)
[00:19] mmalecki: *`which node`
[00:20] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: what should it run instead?
[00:20] bnoordhuis: mmalecki: process.argv[0]
[00:20] mmalecki: ah!
[00:20] mmalecki: (my previous pull with node got accepted, so.)
[00:21] bnoordhuis: mmalecki: oh? which one is that?
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[00:21] bnoordhuis: nvm, found it
[00:22] bnoordhuis: heh, that explains why that test was failing for me last friday
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[00:23] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: sorry about that
[00:23] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: pushed, try it now
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[00:25] CIA-48: node: 03Ben Noordhuis 07master * rdddfd0f 10/ test/simple/test-regress-GH-1899.js :
[00:25] CIA-48: node: test: spawn process.argv[0], not 'node'
[00:25] CIA-48: node: 'node' may or may not be on the path and may or may not be the version we are
[00:25] CIA-48: node: running the test suite for. - http://git.io/rgpwaA
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[00:25] bnoordhuis: mmalecki: right, works now
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[00:26] bnoordhuis: or rather, works with 0.4, hangs with 0.5
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[00:26] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: cool, thanks :)
[00:26] bnoordhuis: mmalecki: now go to bed :)
[00:26] mmalecki: cool/not-cool
[00:26] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: good idea, good night :)
[00:26] bnoordhuis: sleep tight
[00:27] Nuck: Don't let the dead hooker I left under your bed bite
[00:27] Nuck: (because then it's a zombie, and you'll be zombified too)
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[01:26] beginner: does anybody use mongodb ?
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[01:28] AAA_awright: beginner: Lots of people
[01:29] qbit_: heh
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[01:29] beginner: AAA awright: ok, thanks. got a problem to setup utf-8
[01:30] beginner: how can i update mongodb with utf-8?
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[01:31] beginner: is there something like apt-get update to update to the latest spidermonkey ?
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[01:35] tuhoojabotti: Nice nick, good night.
[01:35] tuhoojabotti: well, mornign.
[01:35] tuhoojabotti: asd, off to bed ->
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[01:54] AAA_awright: ... Is network order big endian or little?
[01:54] AAA_awright: And why doesn't Node.js default to that
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[01:56] c4milo: AAA_awright: nice question
[01:56] AAA_awright: It's big endian
[01:56] AAA_awright: But still, I think I liked the old Buffer API better when you had to manually specify LE
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[02:08] mape: so who is making a badassjs for nodejs?
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[02:16] isaacs: https://gist.github.com/1311111
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[02:16] isaacs: npm will be free of system tar very soon now.
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[02:16] isaacs: the hardest bit is over.
[02:17] xerox: neat
[02:17] CarterA: I have a crazy idea for libuv
[02:17] jerrysv: isaacs: haven't been following npm on windows status lately -- does it work on windows currently?
[02:17] isaacs: jerrysv: mostly, yeah
[02:17] isaacs: jerrysv: the folder structure is going to change very very soon
[02:17] isaacs: to be more windowsy
[02:17] jerrysv: isaacs: awesome. my task for tonite is to verify that my libs all work, so ...
[02:18] isaacs: probably going to release that tomorrow. haven't been able to find any problems with it
[02:18] jerrysv: going to install a windows vm. makes me feel dirty
[02:18] isaacs: you get used to it
[02:18] isaacs: wash your hands compulsively, shave every square inch of skin, it helps.
[02:18] jerrysv: i had actually gotten un-used to it
[02:19] jerrysv: which was nice
[02:19] isaacs: same here
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[02:19] jerrysv: we're a mac and linux household
[02:19] CarterA: Do any of you use OS X? Because OS X has a built-in system for asynchronous work like libel and libeio called dispatch, and I'm thinking that libuv could use dispatch as a back end on OS X.
[02:19] CarterA: *libev
[02:19] teadict: what's libuv? sounds core-ish
[02:19] CarterA: It's the platform layer for node.
[02:19] isaacs: CarterA: libuv uses ev/eio on os x
[02:20] isaacs: CarterA: afaik, there are no plans to change that.
[02:20] CarterA: Right. But dispatch would *probably* be faster.
[02:20] isaacs: it works well.
[02:20] isaacs: CarterA: you're not allowed to utter such words without math.
[02:20] CarterA: Considering dispatch has kernel-level optimizations.
[02:20] teadict: probabilities don't win the battle against working stuff
[02:20] jerrysv: i wonder how many production node instances are running on os x
[02:20] CarterA: 0 to none.
[02:20] teadict: "this driver will probably make my X work better" then it breaks
[02:20] jerrysv: compared to dev work on os x, which is huge
[02:20] isaacs: CarterA: even if it is faster, it has to be faster enough to justify the added complexity
[02:21] CarterA: …probably not. Again with the "probably".
[02:21] jerrysv: and dev work on os x doesn't need to be 100% optimized
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[02:22] isaacs: i think kqueue is pretty good on os x isn't it?
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[02:22] CarterA: kqueue works, yes.
[02:22] CarterA: Apple wants you to use File System Events, but they're slow and generally shitty.
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[02:24] CarterA: 10.7 has a new API for async file system ops
[02:24] CarterA: Part of dispatch
[02:25] CarterA: See here: http://developer.apple.com/library/mac/documentation/Performance/Reference/GCD_libdispatch_Ref/Reference/reference.html#//apple_ref/doc/uid/TP40008079-CH2-SW72
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[03:06] Zamarok: Has anyone ever tried to use redcarpet (GitHub's markdown) with Node?
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[03:27] jebberjeb: npm install express, then express command line util, then node app.js = TypeError: Cannot call method 'getsockname' of null
[03:27] jesusabdullah: Zamarok: I've tried to use gfm with node. Isaacs has a package for it. It works, though if you use it a lot you may uncover some interesting snafus
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[03:35] justinTNT: anyone got recommendations for authorisation module. including facebook, twitter?
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[03:42] xerox: justinTNT: there is one thing called anyauth I think
[03:43] xerox: heard of it here multiple times, positive comments
[03:43] justinTNT: thx xerox. that'd be everyauth. was hoping to chat to someone using it ..
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[03:45] xerox: ah, sorry =)
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[03:46] andrewreedy: ive used it before
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[03:50] ddsdfs: hie, i installed cygwin in windows,after i downloaded node from github,when iam typing the command "./configure" it saying cygwin not supported.....how can i rectify
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[03:52] ddsdfs: hie, i installed cygwin in windows,after i downloaded node from github,when iam typing the command "./configure" it saying cygwin not supported.....how can i rectify
[03:53] ddsdfs: help plz
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[03:58] ddsdfs: hie, i installed cygwin in windows,after i downloaded node from github,when iam typing the command "./configure" it saying cygwin not supported.....how can i rectify
[04:00] AAA_awright: Is there any reason why a Buffer object would have buffer.length = NaN ?
[04:04] chjj: ddsdfs: i think cygwin support was dropped unfortunately
[04:04] ddsdfs: so how can install node.js on windows
[04:04] ddsdfs: chjj
[04:04] ddsdfs: @chjj:
[04:05] ddsdfs: chjj: ss
[04:05] chjj: ddsdfs: https://github.com/joyent/node/wiki/Installation
[04:06] chjj: you can either build it yourself or download the binary from nodejs.org
[04:06] ddsdfs: ok,thanks,i will look at it
[04:06] chjj: http://nodejs.org/dist/v0.5.10/node.exe
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[04:07] Nuck: How much does an Oakland apartment rent for?
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[04:07] Nuck: Just need an estimate so I can crunch numbers :P
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[04:08] chjj: you might want to try the #please-calculate-my-living-expenses-for-me channel
[04:08] Nuck: haha
[04:08] Nuck: chjj: I'm saking in here because 90% of the Node.js community is based in Oakland, it seems :P
[04:09] chjj: hmm
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[04:10] Nuck: chjj: I could check Craigslist too, but I'm not in the mood for men's genitals.
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[04:11] Nuck: Plus that seems like a shitty kind of place to live
[04:12] Nuck: I should totes just couchsurf with Airbnb :D
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[04:13] ctide: usually the apt listings are devoid of genitalia, should be safe.
[04:14] SubStack: Nuck: http://www.padmapper.com/
[04:14] Nuck: ctide: This is Craigslist
[04:14] Nuck: NOTHING is devoid of genitals
[04:14] ctide: that's why i said usually!
[04:14] ctide: no promises!
[04:14] Nuck: SubStack: I assume I want the half closest to Alameda?
[04:15] Nuck: So as not to get shot
[04:15] context: anyone here play minecraft want to help a brother out ?
[04:15] context: i cant even get the game started :(
[04:16] SubStack: Nuck: show more filters -> show super secret advanced features -> spotcrime
[04:16] Nuck: SubStack: Oooh Fancy!
[04:16] Nuck: SubStack: Thanks
[04:17] Nuck: ACTION plays Sim City: Oakland
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[04:18] Nuck: interesting... Alameda's ghettoer than Berkeley
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[04:30] abraxas: does anyone know if it's possible to override json serialization of an object?
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[04:31] chjj: abraxas: what do you mean?
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[04:31] isaacs: is alamedia ghetto?
[04:31] abraxas: i have an object that has a lot of meta data, that when i send it to the browser, would like it to automagically be represented differently
[04:32] chjj: abraxas: you might be looking for the second parameter of JSON.stringify
[04:32] chjj: abraxas: you can filter values with a callback
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[04:32] tbranyen: yeah which is mad dope
[04:32] abraxas: chjj: awesome!
[04:32] tbranyen: you could also specific a toJSON method on the object
[04:32] abraxas: chjj: that's what i needed :)
[04:32] chjj: https://developer.mozilla.org/en/JavaScript/Reference/Global_Objects/JSON/stringify
[04:32] tbranyen: specify
[04:33] abraxas: toJSON? really? that automatically gets called?
[04:33] Nuck: isaacs: padmap says the areas just outside of alameda are superghetto
[04:33] tbranyen: abraxas: indeed
[04:33] isaacs: yeah, kinda
[04:33] isaacs: Nuck: you moving to oak town?
[04:33] abraxas: oh, didn't know that, cool
[04:33] Nuck: isaacs: Maybe.
[04:33] Nuck: isaacs: Depends on my fates
[04:33] tbranyen: v8: obj = { toJSON: function() { return "lol"; } }; JSON.stringify(obj);
[04:33] v8bot_: tbranyen:
[04:33] isaacs: kewl. it's javascript city
[04:33] tbranyen: lol wat
[04:33] isaacs: also, we have other things
[04:33] tbranyen: abraxas: http://sharefilewith.me/u/88f1f5.png
[04:34] tbranyen: i dunno whats up with the v8 thing
[04:34] Nuck: isaacs: I've mentioned the idea of moving to Oakland to my mom and she freaks out and rants abotu how I'llg et shot and whatnot
[04:34] Nuck: I keep trying to tell her it's not that bad
[04:34] isaacs: well, some parts are a bit dodgy
[04:35] isaacs: but it's mostly nice
[04:35] Nuck: isaacs: Same goes for any city :P
[04:35] abraxas: tbranyen: cool
[04:35] isaacs: Nuck: truth.
[04:35] Nuck: Even Mountain View gets addtons of graffiti on the buildings
[04:35] isaacs: Nuck: i live right near lake merritt, which is fabulous and awesome
[04:35] isaacs: Nuck: that's because Mountain View has bored rich teenagers.
[04:35] isaacs: there is no real crime in mountain view
[04:36] isaacs: i mean, there *are* gangs and shit in oakland.
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[04:36] Nuck: isaacs: There are gangs in Modesto too
[04:36] SubStack: I don't understand why people care so much about that stuff.
[04:36] Nuck: I've dealt with Mexicans before
[04:36] Nuck: SubStack: I don't feel much like getting shot
[04:36] chjj: nuck has "dealt" with the mexicans
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[04:36] chjj: whatever that means
[04:36] SubStack: the crime rates aren't even terribly elevated compared to other places
[04:37] SubStack: Dense places have crime. The denser it gets, the more crime there is.
[04:37] Nuck: Though, if I can coerce my cofounder to come out here too, he'd take the neighborhood from gangland to million dollar homes just by staring at it
[04:37] Nuck: chjj: Don't ask.
[04:37] Nuck: It's better not to know.
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[04:38] Nuck: isaacs: I assume you're east of Lake Merritt?
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[04:39] SubStack: plus impressions of crime aren't representative of the actual crime rates
[04:39] isaacs: Nuck: no, north of it
[04:39] Nuck: isaacs: Ahh
[04:39] isaacs: i can see it from my house. it's gorgeous
[04:39] Nuck: Looks like it, just from Google maps
[04:39] SubStack: isaacs: your place is also a fortress!
[04:40] tbranyen: SubStack: one of your roommates is in my living room right now
[04:40] Nuck: SubStack: Where's Stackhaus?
[04:40] tbranyen: i won't say which one
[04:40] SubStack: tbranyen: I have a pretty good idea!
[04:40] SubStack: Nuck: between emeryville and temescal
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[04:40] isaacs: SubStack: indeed. many keys.
[04:40] tbranyen: ^_^
[04:40] isaacs: because this is oakland, where people break into places and kill people for reals.
[04:41] tbranyen: i was called a racist for saying i was too white for oakland... sf folks are too uptight
[04:41] Nuck: isaacs: lol
[04:41] SubStack: unlike in SF where it's just for pretends
[04:41] isaacs: mostly, though, you really just have to make sure you don't mouth off to cops on the train.
[04:41] SubStack: also don't be black
[04:41] Nuck: SubStack: OHU SILLY KILLER
[04:41] isaacs: indeed.
[04:41] SubStack: and/or hispanic
[04:41] Nuck: ACTION is well-mannered and pure-bred white
[04:41] Nuck: 100% european
[04:41] isaacs: i give bart cops a wide berth.
[04:41] SubStack: ANYWAYS HOW ABOUT THAT NODE DOT JAY ESS
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[04:42] Nuck: SubStack: I HEAR IT SUCKS AT FIBONACCI
[04:42] isaacs: i figure they're due to shoot a white nerdy programmer any day now.
[04:42] SubStack: well then I'll take my VC-backed fibonacci startup elsewhere!
[04:43] Nuck: isaacs: Don't worry. Their websites' defenses are penetrable even by a 14-year-old french girl :V
[04:43] Nuck: isaacs: If you get shot, #Node.js will become /i/nvasion
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[04:44] SubStack: #occupy#node.js
[04:44] Nuck: haha SubStack
[04:44] Nuck: #occupybart
[04:44] Nuck: We just all lay down in the stations :D
[04:44] SubStack: nah the wifi sucks down there
[04:44] Nuck: Set up an Adhoc wifi network for when they take us out
[04:44] Nuck: SubStack: :D
[04:45] Nuck: SubStack: Hence the adhoc wifi network :P
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[04:46] Nuck: isaacs: Is your house equipped for Zombie Nodepocalypse?
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[04:51] Nuck: I should protest ES.NExt
[04:51] Nuck: #occupyharmony
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[04:51] SubStack: harmony modules are especially egregious
[04:51] Nuck: SubStack: Everything in Harmony needs to go die
[04:52] SubStack: proxies are useful
[04:52] SubStack: it just seems like they want to invent new syntax for everything
[04:52] Nuck: Yeah
[04:52] Nuck: SubStack: It's taking JS and isntead of changing the backend issues, fixing nonexistant frontent issues
[04:52] Nuck: So it's doing less than CoffeeScript
[04:53] konobi: anyone created an appliance-like configuration web app in node at all?
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[04:53] SubStack: konobi: like a toaster?
[04:54] Nuck: konobi: I just require(process.env.ENVIR + '.json')
[04:54] Nuck: And that's where my configs come from
[04:54] konobi: well, for generating config used by other services =0)
[04:54] konobi: all step-by-step wizard like
[04:54] SubStack: wizards, do not want
[04:55] Nuck: SubStack: YER A WIZERD, NODEJS
[04:55] jesusabdullah: appliance-like?
[04:56] Nuck: jesusabdullah: I assume he means transcribed on pieces of toast
[04:56] SubStack: konobi: npm init is like that I guess?
[04:56] Nuck: SubStack: That's not what npm init does o_O
[04:56] jesusabdullah: Maybe make a web interface to nconf
[04:56] Nuck: SubStack: npm init creates a package.json IIRC
[04:56] konobi: jesusabdullah: when you set up an appliance (mail, firewall, etc) you generally have to go through some sort of wizard to configure it
[04:56] jesusabdullah: http://github.com/indexzero/nconf
[04:56] jesusabdullah: Oh okay, sure
[04:56] isaacs: konobi: not that i'm aware of, no
[04:57] Nuck: konobi: I had a Pokemon-themed config tool for my NodeJS deviantART chat bot >_>
[04:57] Nuck: I made a progess indicator and other such magick
[04:57] jesusabdullah: Yeah, I haven't heard of one but it's probably not too hard to build right?
[04:57] jesusabdullah: like, nconf has all the hooks for latching onto the configs programmatically, so you just need to expose that through an app
[04:57] konobi: most of the work is probably doable on the front end, but there's some back end logic too... =0/
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[04:58] Nuck: konobi: Backend seems easier to me
[04:58] jesusabdullah: konobi: look at nconf. i think it would take care of a lot of that backend
[04:58] Nuck: The frontend would be best with something like ncurses
[04:58] Nuck: But AFAIK, there's not pure JS ncurses-like module
[04:58] jesusabdullah: Nuck: charm does ncurses-like stuff with ansi
[04:59] jesusabdullah: which is way more awesome
[04:59] jesusabdullah: you could easily build an ncurses-like api on top of that
[04:59] jesusabdullah: or some kinda ui-ish thing
[04:59] Nuck: jesusabdullah: It's a lot harder than it seems :V
[04:59] jesusabdullah: Not really?
[04:59] Nuck: progress bars behind text are a BITCH
[05:00] jesusabdullah: Not really?
[05:00] SubStack: multimeter already handles all of that
[05:00] jesusabdullah: I mean, I haven't built a progress bar with it but substizzy did and I wrote a few fun demos with charm
[05:00] Nuck: SubStack: :(
[05:00] Nuck: SubStack: Colored?
[05:00] SubStack: yes
[05:00] JakeyChan: hi ? quick question
[05:00] jesusabdullah: SubStack: He's talking about the color running over the numbers
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[05:00] jesusabdullah: Go for it JakeyChan
[05:01] JakeyChan: node xxx.js == > node will execute the node.js at first ?
[05:01] jesusabdullah: what do you mean?
[05:01] JakeyChan: I want to know what's used with node.js file that located at node source folder
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[05:02] Nuck: ...
[05:02] Nuck: what?
[05:02] JakeyChan: :)
[05:02] JakeyChan: stupid question, I know
[05:02] jesusabdullah: I still don't understand
[05:02] jesusabdullah: node runs xxx.js
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[05:03] JakeyChan: there have node.js source file that located at node source folder
[05:03] torm3nt: hey all. Can anyone recommend a web framework for node.js?
[05:03] torm3nt: I've seen express js. Any others?
[05:03] Nuck: JakeyChan: Do you mean there's a .js file you want to access that's in the folder with teh node binary?
[05:03] Nuck: torm3nt: Express.
[05:03] jesusabdullah: I think I see what you're asking JakeyChan, maybe
[05:03] JakeyChan: geddy,
[05:04] JakeyChan: you can try it
[05:04] torm3nt: Nuck - only express?
[05:04] Nuck: torm3nt: No, it's just the one I recommend.
[05:04] JakeyChan: :D
[05:04] torm3nt: ah, cheers :)
[05:04] JakeyChan: I am reading the node source code
[05:04] JakeyChan: include C++ code
[05:05] JakeyChan: I found node.js source file here :)
[05:05] jesusabdullah: I can't really endorse any framework, but if I had to pick one to go with it'd be express
[05:05] JakeyChan: go to lunch :D
[05:07] jesusabdullah: JakeyChan: If you're asking what I think you're asking: I don't 100% know how node bootstraps its javascript, but based on how couch does it I suspect that they start a v8 interpreter with raw bindings to libuv, execute some set of javascript code, and then start executing your program
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[05:08] jesusabdullah: What couch does is compile a spidermonkey interpreter, then execute a bunch of javascript code that sets up a sort of event loop kinda thing that you communicate with using json messages over stdin and stdout
[05:08] jesusabdullah: from what I saw anyway
[05:08] Nuck: lolspidermonkey
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[05:08] Nuck: V8 4 lyfe
[05:09] Nuck: (or until a better compiler comes about)
[05:09] isaacs: jesusabdullah: start reading here: https://github.com/joyent/node/blob/master/src/node.cc#L2508
[05:09] jesusabdullah: I think spidermonkey has some weird stuff in it and I suspect that c++ is in ways a better choice than java
[05:09] isaacs: jesusabdullah: it's not very much like couch, actually
[05:10] jesusabdullah: ah!
[05:10] isaacs: jesusabdullah: the story starts getting good around https://github.com/joyent/node/blob/master/src/node.cc#L2186
[05:10] jesusabdullah: It looks like a lot of core is in the c?
[05:10] jesusabdullah: c++ I mean?
[05:10] jesusabdullah: I'm pretty pants at c++
[05:10] Nuck: jesusabdullah: You're pants
[05:10] Nuck: wat
[05:11] jesusabdullah: It's a british thing. I picked it up on irc as a kid
[05:11] jesusabdullah: for some reason it stuck
[05:11] isaacs: jesusabdullah: it gets into js pretty quickly. https://github.com/joyent/node/blob/master/src/node.js
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[05:11] isaacs: that's what bootstraps the module system
[05:11] isaacs: s
[05:11] Nuck: damn brits :/
[05:12] T-Co: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pants
[05:12] T-Co: Nuck, Word!
[05:12] jesusabdullah: I see
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[05:13] isaacs: jesusabdullah: we try to do as much as possible in js
[05:13] isaacs: it's sooo much nicer.
[05:13] jesusabdullah: haha, I bet
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[05:13] isaacs: more approachable, more expressive.
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[05:14] jesusabdullah: whoa, that third party shit is neat
[05:15] isaacs: yeah
[05:15] isaacs: you can replace node.js with your own thing
[05:15] isaacs: er, replace the module argv setup
[05:15] isaacs: compile it all together
[05:15] isaacs: it'd be nice if you could do that with a package bin post-hoc, you know?
[05:15] isaacs: like a nodecc thing
[05:15] Nuck: isaacs: I'm still waiting for compiled node + js files
[05:15] isaacs: then get a binary that bundles node and your thing
[05:16] isaacs: Nuck: yeah, that's what i'm talking about.
[05:16] Nuck: haha
[05:16] Nuck: isaacs: Awesome yeah
[05:16] Nuck: I'd love that
[05:16] isaacs: Nuck: you can do that today with _third_party
[05:16] Nuck: isaacs: Orly?
[05:16] isaacs: Nuck: yeah
[05:16] isaacs: drop a _third_party_main.js in node/lib and then build it
[05:16] isaacs: Nuck: https://github.com/joyent/node/blob/master/src/node.js#L58-64
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[05:16] isaacs: and it'll do that
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[05:17] Nuck: isaacs: IS _third_party_main my server.js?
[05:17] isaacs: Nuck: it's more like a replacement for the module system.
[05:17] isaacs: and for the argv[1] running
[05:18] Nuck: ACTION doesn't know what argv is although it rings a bell
[05:19] jesusabdullah: the list of arguments
[05:19] gkatsev: process.argv
[05:20] gkatsev: http://nodejs.org/docs/v0.4.12/api/process.html#process.argv
[05:20] jesusabdullah: ["node", "program.js"] for instance
[05:20] Nuck: Ah right
[05:22] isaacs: Nuck: so, if you use _third_party_main.js, then you'd have to roll your own module system.
[05:23] isaacs: Nuck: which would kind of suck
[05:23] jesusabdullah: I just discovered node debug
[05:23] jesusabdullah: holy cow how cool
[05:23] isaacs: yeah, inorite!?
[05:23] jesusabdullah: Yeah! How come I didn't know about it?
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[05:24] Nuck: isaacs: Closures?
[05:25] isaacs: Nuck: what about em?
[05:25] Nuck: isaacs: For magicking the required modules into submission?
[05:26] Nuck: Watching this thing about mourning Steve Jobs
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[05:29] jesusabdullah: Closures are for noob-pwning obviously :v
[05:29] Nuck: jesusabdullah: Exactly.
[05:29] jesusabdullah: erm
[05:29] jesusabdullah: umm
[05:29] jesusabdullah: I just like closures
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[05:30] Nuck: jesusabdullah: Woh doesn't?
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[05:41] jesusabdullah: Nuck: idk, people?
[05:41] Nuck: jesusabdullah: No, closures are great for people
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[05:50] jesusabdullah: but some people don't really even recognize that they're a thing
[05:50] jesusabdullah: It's true!
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[06:04] creationix: ACTION doesn't like the topic :P
[06:04] creationix: ACTION has *lots* of modules that don't work with 0.5.10 yet
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[06:10] SubStack: creationix: likewise!
[06:10] SubStack: ACTION is afraid of 0.5
[06:11] creationix: btw https://twitter.com/#!/creationix/status/128715093147004928
[06:11] creationix: libuv is awesome
[06:11] creationix: our bottleneck in node is now v8's C++ layer
[06:11] SubStack: yikes!
[06:12] creationix: and the amount of mature abstraction node has grown over the years
[06:12] SubStack: is that with an all-lua http parser?
[06:12] creationix: but I think it's mostly the C layer
[06:12] creationix: no, the same http_parser node uses
[06:12] SubStack: aha
[06:12] creationix: it's basically node, but with luajit instead of v8
[06:12] creationix: and a slightly leaner script side
[06:14] SubStack: what does node get on your system for comparison?
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[06:15] SubStack: how many reqs/sec on the same test
[06:16] creationix: just a sec
[06:16] creationix: I should use trunk node for a fair comparison
[06:16] creationix: 0.4.x isn't libuv you know
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[06:18] pquerna: trunk is faster than 0.4
[06:18] pquerna: at least... mostly.
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[06:19] node_noob_help_i: Anyone point me in a good direction for some useful resources? first timer don't hurt me:)
[06:20] node_noob_help_i: ?
[06:20] Lorentz: What did you want to do?
[06:20] chjj: ACTION hurts node_noob_help_i.
[06:20] node_noob_help_i: ouch
[06:20] node_noob_help_i: I want to use this but the docs are painful
[06:20] node_noob_help_i: no offense
[06:20] chjj: node_noob_help_i: the usual resources are nodebeginner, howtonode, dailyjs, nodejitsu
[06:20] chjj: the google machine will help
[06:21] chjj: node_noob_help_i: and if you need a js reference - mozilla docs
[06:21] node_noob_help_i: I just like to ask the source sick of finding tuts that teach me wrong methods :)
[06:22] chjj: node_noob_help_i: another good way to learn is by looking at all the node modules on github
[06:23] creationix: SubStack: node gets 9729
[06:23] creationix: v0.5.10
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[06:24] node_noob_help_i: Thanks for the pointers everyone got enough to last me the night:)
[06:25] chjj: node_noob_help_i: this channel is also good if you have a specific question
[06:25] creationix: SubStack, pquerna: https://gist.github.com/1311537
[06:25] node_noob_help_i: I see first time I ever had a response unless it was on a calender :)
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[06:26] chjj: node_noob_help_i: hm?
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[06:29] creationix: hmm, 20,000 ports tied up in TIME_WAIT
[06:29] creationix: I wish there was a way to force close those
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[06:37] secoif: how are you guys testing APIs?
[06:38] secoif: Ideally there would be a library with setup/teardown + simple 'connect to this url, validate response'
[06:38] secoif: but this doesn't seem to exist
[06:39] secoif: trying tobi/vows/api-easy, but can't get any to run with async setup
[06:39] secoif: which seems like madness
[06:40] secoif: idk wtf I'm doing wrong but it seems like noone has ever needed to run an async setup before running their tests before
[06:41] SubStack: try tap
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[06:41] SubStack: why should the test harness have anything to do with setup/teardown?
[06:42] SubStack: just write it like you would write any other program
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[06:42] SubStack: secoif: example test: https://github.com/substack/node-stackedy/blob/master/test/deep.js
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[06:44] secoif: SubStack perhaps I'm doing testing wrong, but the idea was to seed the db with dummy data to test against
[06:44] secoif: and some test harnesses, eg vows, will exit reporting 'no tests to run' if you don't export any tests immediately
[06:45] SubStack: exports for tests doesn't work so well in my experience
[06:45] SubStack: I like tap style tests the best. You just call a function.
[06:45] SubStack: or you can just use the assert module directly too
[06:46] secoif: expresso/vows both do it == 80% of my nodejs testing experience
[06:46] SubStack: a lot of my old tests are in expresso still but all of my new stuff is in tap
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[06:48] secoif: interesting, i have not heard of this tap thing before
[06:49] SubStack: https://github.com/isaacs/node-tap
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[06:52] secoif: SubStack cool, do you use this on a CI box? any other benefits to using a tap compliant framework?
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[06:56] SubStack: secoif: I just like the API
[06:56] secoif: :D
[06:56] secoif: ok.
[06:57] secoif: I will try this out.
[06:58] tylerwayne: Quick question: In v0.5.10 on Windows, what would cause an exception that reports "Error: use fs.watch api instead". Specifically, this is happening inside the CoffeeScript compiler.
[06:58] secoif: it's kinda similar to nodeunit
[06:59] secoif: tylerwayne a search for that error gave me this https://github.com/isaacs/node-supervisor/issues/26
[07:00] secoif: "The fs.watch API is changing in node 0.5, and hasn't yet been stabilized, afaik."
[07:00] secoif: possible that the coffeescript module isn't up to date
[07:00] tylerwayne: Is it a breaking change with regards to fs.watchFile?
[07:01] tylerwayne: Sure seems like it is.
[07:01] secoif: tylerwayne no idea, perhaps you should just double check everything is up to date, and failing that, just leave off the -w switch
[07:01] secoif: on the coffee command
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[07:02] tylerwayne: I may have to do that, at least until I can rewrite the commands to use fs.watch.
[07:03] secoif: perhaps log a bug or ask in #coffeescript
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[07:05] tylerwayne: I'm surprised it hasn't been reported already. Well, thanks for your help, @secoif.
[07:06] AAA_awright: Anyone know of any good UI toolkits? For use with socket.io and Node.js and such
[07:06] AAA_awright: I know YUI works natively in Node.js but on the web browser end it doesn't support resizable panes and that's essential
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[07:06] secoif: AAA_awright perhaps check out sproutcore
[07:07] secoif: apple uses sproutcore
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[07:07] AAA_awright: secoif: Looks flashy enough, I'll check it out thanks
[07:08] secoif: np
[07:08] secoif: AAA_awright you could also hire designer to bother with that nonsense
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[07:09] AAA_awright: secoif: For my budget of about $100 I doubt it
[07:10] secoif: for that budget i wouldn't worry about resizable panes ;)
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[07:11] secoif: another option is twitter bootstrap. no resizable panes but it gives you a good leg up. http://twitter.github.com/bootstrap/
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[07:11] secoif: AAA_awright.
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[07:11] AAA_awright: yeah hm
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[07:33] JakeyChan: hi, stupid question,
[07:34] [AD]Turbo: hola
[07:34] JakeyChan: where can I find whole node.js module ?
[07:34] JakeyChan: :)
[07:34] JakeyChan: contrib module
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[07:34] JakeyChan: not office
[07:34] JakeyChan: :)
[07:34] creationix: JakeyChan: ?
[07:35] JakeyChan: :)
[07:35] gigo1980: hi all, is there an dynamic growing buffer size for an Buffer Object posible ?
[07:38] jesusabdullah: I don't believe so.
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[07:39] jesusabdullah: Yeah, not resizeable
[07:39] jesusabdullah: http://docs.nodejitsu.com/articles/advanced/buffers/how-to-use-buffers
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[07:39] jesusabdullah: I wrote that
[08:45] isaacs: the API lends itself well to an asynchronous streaming approach
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[08:46] isaacs: that is node's target use case.
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[08:51] martin_sunset: Issacs, how does tap and vows relate to, or is tap geared more towards testling? A bit confused?
[08:51] martin_sunset: I am...
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[08:55] isaacs: martin_sunset: tap is a node thing. it's not related to vows.
[08:55] isaacs: martin_sunset: if you mean node-tap, that is
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[08:55] isaacs: martin_sunset: "TAP", as in, the "test anything protocol" is a protocol that was developed in perl land
[08:55] martin_sunset: Issacs yes node-tap. I am doing my testing in vows right now
[08:56] martin_sunset: Issacs is node-tap intended as an alternative, or a different use case
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[08:58] isaacs: martin_sunset: they're different approaches to testing.
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[08:58] isaacs: use whatever you like, really.
[08:58] isaacs: the fact that your'e testing your code at all is the most important thing.
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[08:59] Gekz: hey guys
[08:59] Gekz: I need to run a really simple little webserver not for external access
[08:59] Gekz: it would only be brought up to test a couple of html files and then be closed
[08:59] xerox: there is a thing from nodejitsu
[08:59] Gekz: I note there's a few little servers on the modules page, but which one would you recommend that I use?
[09:00] xerox: https://github.com/nodejitsu/http-server
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[09:00] martin_sunset: Isaacs are there still people out there who don' t test :)
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[09:00] xerox: you can npm install it with -g and then use for serving a directory, and ^C and disappears
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[09:02] Gekz: xerox: thanks, I'm sure I can work out how to instantiate it via my own code :)
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[09:02] xerox: just saying
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[09:03] jbpros: little NPM question: can the "repository" key accept an array of repositories in package.json?
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[09:03] jbpros: like here: https://github.com/aredridel/html5/blob/master/package.json
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[09:21] guybrush: jbpros: no i dont think so
[09:22] guybrush: the doc does not say so at least and http://search.npmjs.org/#/html5 says undefined:undefined
[09:22] guybrush: also it does not make sense to list multiple repositories for a project (imho)
[09:24] jbpros: I think so too...
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[09:37] Gekz: xerox: seems http-server can't handle urls with spaces in the name
[09:37] Gekz: oh dear.
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[10:00] MCHammer: hi
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[10:05] JakeyChan: https://github.com/developmentseed/bones/blob/master/server/plugin.js
[10:06] JakeyChan: hi ? who knows the require.extensions['.bones'] ??
[10:06] JakeyChan: what's mean of the code ??
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[10:07] deoxxombie: hold on
[10:07] deoxxombie: JakeyChan: is google down for you?
[10:07] JakeyChan: I searched :)
[10:07] deoxxombie: i can't seem to open http://www.google.com.au/search?q=%22require.extensions%22+node.js
[10:08] JakeyChan: good works property for me
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[10:54] Harzilein: hi
[10:55] Harzilein: any idea how i can suppress those error messages from jsdom?: http://harzilein.eu.org/users/harzi/durohr-log.txt http://harzilein.eu.org/users/harzi/durohr.js
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[11:08] TheCode: ;_; I am having a tough time trying to download images using Node. Tried curl and http.get, both results in writing currupted data. What could be the problem? I suspect it has something to do with encoding. Text files are fine.
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[12:13] JakeyChan: hi ?
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[12:13] JakeyChan: I want to write express router, like /server/:module/:action/:param1/:param2:/:param3 ???
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[12:16] lzskiss: loha
[12:16] lzskiss: +a
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[12:21] blax: hi, quick question: can I use socket.io just as a websocket server replacement?
[12:22] blax: and, if I want to write socket.io server using existing protocol (which is using websocket), will I be able to use it with socket.io client over other transports (like long polling)?
[12:22] christop_: can i set NODE_PATH in my test_helper file or do i need to set it before invoking node?
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[12:39] jebberjeb: which driver should I use for mongodb?
[12:40] CrisO: JakeyChan: https://github.com/visionmedia/express-resource
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[12:40] CrisO: jebberjeb: http://mongoosejs.com/
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[12:42] jebberjeb: Cris0, any particular reason why mongoosejs?
[12:42] jebberjeb: CrisO, why not just use the native drivers?
[12:43] CrisO: mongoose provides validation, getters, setters, hooks, etc.
[12:44] martin_sunset: jebberjeb: Because you will eventually need all the stuff in mongoose
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[12:44] martin_sunset: jebberjeb: Eventually = three days into the project
[12:45] jebberjeb: So I'm looking at the page and maybe I should ask this in #mongodb, but here goes anyways. I thought part of the appeal of mongodb was that it was schemaless. And the *first* thing you see with mongoose is schema definition.
[12:45] jebberjeb: so, uh the question there is, doesn't that bother anyone?
[12:45] jebberjeb: apparently not huh
[12:45] martin_sunset: jebberjeb: The database is schenmaless
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[12:45] martin_sunset: jebberjeb: that does not meet that all your data is
[12:46] martin_sunset: Basically, you can drop almost anything you want in mongo, but for most
[12:46] martin_sunset: Apps it makes sense to classify this in program code,
[12:46] LifterAH: incidentally there are a couple of useful videos on Mongoose at NodeTuts (http://nodetuts.com/)
[12:46] martin_sunset: Often people use a mix and match approach example:
[12:46] LifterAH: might be of some use
[12:47] jebberjeb: martin_sunset: I guess. I mean, I can't imagine writing data access code without a well defined schema, so it's fine for me.
[12:47] martin_sunset: jebberjeb: Just evangelizing :)
[12:47] LifterAH: I think one of the benefits of it being schemaless is that you have the flexibility to extend the collections at any time
[12:47] jebberjeb: martin_sunset: that's what I'm looking for, so thanks ;)
[12:47] martin_sunset: jebberjeb: Schenmaless is great for upgrades
[12:48] martin_sunset: jebberjeb: or when you need to store additional data, think customer records
[12:48] jebberjeb: right
[12:49] jebberjeb: alright, I've got node, express (w/ jade and sass) and mongodb w/ mongooose. Am I missing anything?
[12:49] martin_sunset: Vows
[12:49] martin_sunset: For testing
[12:50] martin_sunset: Vowsjs,org
[12:50] martin_sunset: And coffesscript - ducks
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[12:51] jebberjeb: I'll grab vows :)
[12:51] martin_sunset: Everyauth for authentication
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[12:53] jebberjeb: so mongoose is a pure javascript layer on top of mongodb-native?
[12:53] martin_sunset: jebberjeb: Yes and super fast. 5 to 10 times as ruby counterparts
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[12:58] secoif: jebberjeb I've had pretty good experiences with mongoose so far
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[12:59] jebberjeb: secoif, I'm pretty excited about it, just got one little hang up I'm trying to get over
[13:00] jebberjeb: I'm a long time java dev, and if I use ringojs, I'd get hooks to the massive set of tools I'm really familiar with.
[13:00] jebberjeb: I want to use node though -- just puts me out of my comfort zone.
[13:01] secoif: jebberjeb why use node if you're not going to use node?
[13:02] jebberjeb: secoif -- having hooks to what you know are a good hedge against a demanding schedule
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[13:02] jebberjeb: I'd use node, but that'd make me feel safe.
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[13:07] garrensmith: what bot is logging all the git commits to this channel?
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[13:10] thdbased: I have a question about noSQL DB's. I was hoping to use MongoDB but it seems like there is more support for CouchBD when using nodejs
[13:10] thdbased: any thoughts?
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[13:10] martin_sunset: thdbased: Not true. Check out mongoose
[13:10] LifterAH: Lots of discussions on MongoDB lately :)
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[13:11] martin_sunset: Neo4j support is weak though, but that will change soon I hope
[13:11] thdbased: Yeah, I know about Mongoose, but searching for examples I seem to find more stuff on couchBD
[13:12] martin_sunset: thdbased: Mongodb is on an insane trajectory right now, don't let the lack of samples fool you
[13:12] thdbased: You mean there is new stuff coming concering Mongoose
[13:12] LifterAH: Mentioned it earlier, but there's a video on NodeTuts covering Mongoose
[13:12] garrensmith: thdbased: depends on what you want to do then choose the db
[13:13] thdbased: I have seen the nodetuts video, but since then Mongoose has released a new version
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[13:13] thdbased: The project is a messaging type of application
[13:13] garrensmith: thdbased: if you want to use couchdb checkout lazyboy http://garrensmith/LazyBoy
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[13:14] LifterAH: ah yes, fair enough :)
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[13:15] thdbased: An up to date tutorial on MongoDB + express + mongoose would be like the holy grale now :)
[13:16] thdbased: grail sorry
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[13:16] martin_sunset: thdbased: I have a sample app online, wait a sec
[13:16] thdbased: That would be extreamly handy
[13:16] thdbased: thanks for your help btw
[13:17] garrensmith: thdbased: this will be useful https://github.com/alexyoung/nodepad
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[13:18] martin_sunset: Https://github.com/mwawrusch/scottyapp-blueprint that's just some experimentation, I would do a lot of stuff differently
[13:18] thdbased: garrensmith: thanks!
[13:18] garrensmith: cool
[13:18] thdbased: martin: thanks also!
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[13:21] thdbased: Does the nodepad work with all the latest libraries?
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[13:21] thdbased: especially mongoose?
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[13:23] sasdsd: hi,iam unable to install npm in ubuntu...help needed
[13:23] thdbased: sasdsd: what's the problem?
[13:23] thdbased: use the curl installer
[13:23] garrensmith: thdbased: checkout dailyjs website its from a bunch of tutorials he was writing
[13:24] thdbased: ok I will
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[13:25] sasdsd: when iam using curl installer iiam getting error couldnt connect to host
[13:26] thdbased: Sure you have a connection?
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[13:26] sasdsd: yup
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[13:27] sasdsd: how can i configure curl to access a proxy network
[13:27] sasdsd: my system is connected to a local lan i.e proxy server
[13:28] martin_sunset: sasdsd: Go to the nearest Starbucks;)
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[13:28] sasdsd: intially i was unable to connect to github but after configuring it i was able to
[13:28] thdbased: curl -u user:passwd -x my-proxy:888 http://www.get.this/
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[13:43] sasdsd: when iam using curl to install NPM iam getting error couldnt connect to host,any ideas
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[13:56] Marak: can anyone try "curl ohh.io" please?
[13:56] Marak: trying to test webscale
[13:56] martin_sunset: Sure
[13:56] Marak: thanks martin_sunset !
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[13:56] Marak: the first version leaked memory like crazy
[13:56] Marak: i think its all under control now
[13:56] martin_sunset: I remember :)
[13:57] martin_sunset: Marak: Btw, integrating your API this week
[13:57] Fabryz: curl on status got control of my terminal
[13:57] Marak: Fabryz: can you see the memory usage?
[13:57] Marak: Fabryz: maybe on the upper left?
[13:58] martin_sunset: Marak: Flames stop after 10 secs or so
[13:58] Fabryz: memory usage is "noclipping" with the old terminal text, but yes
[13:58] Marak: martin_sunset: thats expected yeah
[13:58] Marak: Fabryz: you can maybe do -N ?
[13:58] Marak: martin_sunset: i think only /status and /spin go forever
[13:58] Marak: its all oss :-D
[13:59] Fabryz: no, it doesn't clear the terminal window
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[14:00] martin_sunset: Marak: Yeah it spins and spins. How long should I keep it running
[14:00] Marak: martin_sunset: foooorreeeevverrrrrr
[14:00] Marak: i think
[14:00] Marak: this is good, the load balancer isnt even blinking
[14:00] Fabryz: oooh the welder :3
[14:00] martin_sunset: Marak: Great
[14:01] Marak: curl requests were taking like 20 megs each before
[14:01] Marak: was a nasty bug in http-proxy
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[14:02] Marak: how do you guys stress test your software? with streaming ANSI animations.
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[14:02] martin_sunset: Marak: Load impact.com and praying
[14:03] Marak: okay, who dares me to post this online again?
[14:03] martin_sunset: Marak: But I will switch to ASCII animations;)
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[14:03] augustl: does node have buffer concatination?
[14:04] augustl: new Buffer([0x00, 0x01]) + new Buffer([0x02, 0x03]) ends up toString()-ing the buffers
[14:04] augustl: (obviously)
[14:04] augustl: var newBuffer = aBuffer.concat(otherBuffer) would be useful
[14:04] Jinmo: uh-oh, npm s**ks me! (on windows)
[14:04] sasdsd: npm installation help plz
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[14:06] Jinmo: i want to install iconv extended for node.js, and i'm using windows 7. i already have cygwin, but it shows error when i use 'make' commands with NODE_PATH (syntax error).
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[14:06] Jinmo: i have searched it for few days, but i can't find the reason. what should i do?
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[14:08] JakeyChan: hi ?
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[14:09] JakeyChan: I have installed node 0.5.6 but it's not compatible my project.
[14:09] JakeyChan: now I want to rebuild it to 0.4
[14:09] JakeyChan: do you have good idea for rebuilding ?
[14:10] Fabryz: clone the official repo and git checkhout@v0.4.12?
[14:10] Fabryz: -h
[14:10] JakeyChan: and then ?
[14:10] Industrial: JakeyChan: make uninstall
[14:10] Industrial: then install 0.4
[14:10] Industrial: (cat Makefile)
[14:10] augustl: aww, no buffer concat. Oh well
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[14:11] JakeyChan: make uninstall >> make install ?
[14:11] JakeyChan: yes ?
[14:11] JakeyChan: or make uninstall >> make config >> make install ?
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[14:12] jstash: there's also `npm rebuild`
[14:12] jstash: (doesn't rebuild node, just the modules you've got installed)
[14:12] jstash: JakeyChan: that will probably work
[14:12] jstash: except don't use '>>' literally, of course
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[14:13] JakeyChan: OK
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[14:13] Jinmo: how to convert unicode to ansi?
[14:13] Jinmo: should i use node-iconv?
[14:16] MCHammer: anyone familiar with nowjs/syncronous requests?
[14:16] MCHammer: i want to wait for the result of a function
[14:16] MCHammer: and i dont want to use a timeout
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[14:20] Jinmo: use callback method instead of blocking. it doesn't supports blocking without using while/do syntax.
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[14:21] waterhead: does anyone know if it's possible to use web sockets (via socket.io) within a web worker script?
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[14:24] ghankstef: waterhead: seems like you should be able to never tried it so ymmv
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[14:25] ghankstef: I have a little chat server made with the now js package. Works great. Question is if several sites connect to one chat server made with now js /node js - will all the sites see each others messages?
[14:25] sasdsd: when iam using curl to install npm,i am getting following error....Installing without make. This may fail. Failed to get tarball url for npm/latest
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[14:25] sasdsd: help please
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[14:25] c4milo: waterhead: there is a recent change in socket.io-client that makes it work with webworkers.
[14:25] ghankstef: sasdsd: I get Installing without make. This may fail too
[14:25] c4milo: waterhead: https://github.com/LearnBoost/socket.io-client/commit/bbdf68975c91a4d1e915ac3559259ace0dce7c20
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[14:26] ghankstef: sasdsd: but it still works I did it like this: curl http://npmjs.org/install.sh | sudo sh
[14:26] c4milo: waterhead: I haven't try it yet though
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[14:29] waterhead: c4milo: thanks i'll try it out
[14:29] sasdsd: when iam using curl to install npm,i am getting following error....Installing without make. This may fail. Failed to get tarball url for npm/latest
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[14:30] martin_sunset: Hmm have you done apt-get build-essentials make
[14:30] sasdsd: no
[14:30] martin_sunset: Or something similar, dunno he exact syntax
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[14:31] sasdsd: what do i have to build
[14:31] martin_sunset: Sudo apt-get install build-essential
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[14:31] martin_sunset: Should instal the build tools on ubuntu
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[14:32] martin_sunset: If that does not include make then perhaps sudo apt-get install make
[14:32] martin_sunset: But my Linux knowledge is rusty
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[14:32] Fabryz: did you try the other install version?
[14:32] Fabryz: git clone git://github.com/isaacs/npm.git
[14:32] Fabryz: cd npm
[14:32] Fabryz: make install
[14:33] martin_sunset: Fabryz: I think he has no make installed
[14:34] sasdsd: i tried it,but iam getting some errconnection errors in that method
[14:34] Fabryz: martin_sunset then he heeds that build_essentials
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[14:35] Fabryz: sasdsd with sudo apt-get build_essentials?
[14:35] sasdsd: i did it but still no improvement
[14:35] sasdsd: but ofcourse now iam not getting error but still nothing is downloaded
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[14:41] jerrysv: mmalecki: ping
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[14:41] mmalecki: jerrysv: hi
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[14:42] jerrysv: mmalecki: hello! all tests passed on windows, 0.5.10, but isolate still had failures
[14:42] jerrysv: wonder if that should just be warned about for windows
[14:42] jerrysv: disclaimed for the short term
[14:43] mmalecki: jerrysv: ah, ok, thanks for checking it out man :)
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[14:43] mmalecki: jerrysv: main problem is /dev/null
[14:43] jerrysv: mmalecki: np. needed to make sure everything was copacetic anyways
[14:43] jerrysv: mmalecki: yeah, no real analog on windows
[14:44] mmalecki: there's NUL, but still, it's a hack
[14:44] mmalecki: one day I will write a node module for all those special devices in /dev
[14:44] mmalecki: it just isn't a priority now, sorry
[14:44] jerrysv: you have much more time than i :)
[14:45] mmalecki: jerrysv: not really, I have a job and school
[14:45] mmalecki: jerrysv: but yeah, I will try writing it asap
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[14:46] jerrysv: mmalecki: my "free" time last night was wedged between a cigar and the gf getting home
[14:46] mmalecki: jerrysv: ok, you win ;)
[14:46] jerrysv: unfortunately, that only left enough time to get windows up and running
[14:48] jerrysv: and i have to say, it isn't a very pleasant dev environment. never did get npm installed, and couldn't figure out how to get js scripts registered to run with node
[14:48] mmalecki: jerrysv: couldn't agree more
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[15:00] CoverSlide: Happy Divali!!
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[15:13] JasonJS: All the reading I'm doing is putting 'new' way ahead of Object.create in V8 from a performance perspective - is this still the case?
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[15:14] JasonJS: I ask because the articles are all rather old
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[15:16] DrHeiter23: Is there anything I should consider or something special I need to do if I want to setup a long interval. Say on the order of 30 minutes to couple of hours? Should I use a cron job instead or would it be okay to use an javascript timer to trigger this?
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[15:17] JasonJS: Is it a one off process that is being run or is it something that is part of a bigger system?
[15:18] mmalecki: DrHeiter23: what kind of thing are you putting in the interval?
[15:18] wankdanker: DrHeiter23: i'd consider what happens if the process crashes and you restart it, is it ok if the interval is triggered 30 minutes from that time?
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[15:19] JasonJS: Cron will (theoretically) be more reliable then a js timer, plus it will survive app crashes. It really depends on what you are trying to do.
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[15:20] DrHeiter23: ok but really other than dealing with app crashes (Im using 'forever' to bring it back) there's technically nothign wrong with it
[15:20] hipsterslapfight: alternatively you could hire somebody to press the button every half an hour
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[15:20] JasonJS: hipsterslapfight: That's known as the 'Lost' solution
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[15:21] JasonJS: hipsterslapfight: :P
[15:21] tjholowaychuk: DrHeiter23 SIGCHLD?
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[16:05] isaacs: jerrysv: what's not a pleasant environment? (my bot spy saw "never could get npm installed" in teh logs)
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[16:07] jerrysv: isaacs: windows :)
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[16:07] isaacs: jerrysv: ah.
[16:07] isaacs: should be better very very soon.
[16:07] isaacs: tar.js is coming.
[16:07] isaacs: and i'm going to be droping a release today that'll get rid of that annoying bin folder bs.
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[16:07] jerrysv: isaacs: gave up getting npm installed, copied over my code to run my tests. but that was more of a slur toward windows itself
[16:08] jerrysv: bin folders in the package.json, or ?
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[16:08] isaacs: jerrysv: nono, it only works if you have node.exe in a folder named "bin", which is in your %PATH%
[16:08] isaacs: so typing c:\node\npm.cmd won't actually work, since it's only pulling node.exe from the %PATH%
[16:08] isaacs: not from the same dir it's in
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[16:08] jerrysv: aha
[16:09] isaacs: with the next release, you can just dump all your node/npm stuff in a folder, and it'll work, which is more the windows style.
[16:09] isaacs: i just need to document it.
[16:10] jerrysv: thankfully i only need to enter that realm when verifying things work. my only compiled library is not for production use, so don't really care if it doesn't work in windows
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[16:41] EyePulp: This might be one of my dumber issues - I've changed something with my cluster settings that causes it to exit completely on error rather than start up a new worker in its palce.
[16:42] EyePulp: *place
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[16:43] EyePulp: using 0.5.5 and (i think) the latest cluster
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[16:45] tjholowaychuk: it doesnt work with 0.5.x
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[16:47] EyePulp: wait, *any* version of cluster doesn't work with 0.5.x?
[16:47] tjholowaychuk: nope nothing
[16:48] tjholowaychuk: didn't realized I had node: "*"
[16:48] tjholowaychuk: for the engine
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[16:48] CoverSlide: doesnt >= 0.5.5 use libuv for forking ?
[16:49] tjholowaychuk: yup
[16:49] EyePulp: crap - what's the correct approach for non-dying workers under (I guess) 0.5.10 ?
[16:49] tjholowaychuk: it's just not very flexible yet
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[16:49] tjholowaychuk: EyePulp nothing yet
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[16:49] EyePulp: awesome. I should probably write more perfect code then.
[16:50] tjholowaychuk: haha motivation !
[16:50] EyePulp: ACTION isn't laughing as much.
[16:50] EyePulp: =\
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[16:50] tjholowaychuk: im in no hurry for 0.5.x that's for sure
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[16:50] tjholowaychuk: not until the dust settles at least
[16:50] EyePulp: am I just late to the party as to what the plan is? Or should I stay on 0.4. something?
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[16:51] tjholowaychuk: we have like 70+ deps so there's no way we're upgrading right away
[16:51] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: hey, there was someone here yesterday mentioning that v8 gets compiled twice, right?
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[16:52] EyePulp: tjholowaychuk: so are you on what.. 0.4.9 ?
[16:52] tjholowaychuk: 0.4.12
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[16:52] EyePulp: which cluster still works under
[16:53] tjholowaychuk: yup
[16:53] EyePulp: oy
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[16:57] deedubs: EyePulp: I'm saying on the 0.4.x branch for the foreseeable future
[16:57] EyePulp: fair enough - are you freezing your npm packages too?
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[16:57] deedubs: don't see a net positive to moving to MS bloatware edition
[16:57] isaacs: deedubs: there are many many benefits.
[16:58] deedubs: yeah lock them in at 0.4 compat versions in package.json
[16:58] Cover|Meeting: libuv is pretty robust
[16:58] isaacs: deedubs: bugs will not be fixed in 0.4 (and several such bugs are already fixed in 0.5). libuv is faster.
[16:58] isaacs: deedubs: i'm not sure what you are calling bloatware, really. it's not like you need to install the .net clr to use node 0.5 or anythign.
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[16:58] deedubs: sorry that was harsh
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[16:58] secoif: deedubs probably good for the node community in regards to providing a decent alternative for the poor saps in locked into windows environments
[16:59] Cover|Meeting: it compiles differently, just like python, php, ruby, etc use the same core codebase whether compiled on windows or *nix
[16:59] deedubs: (actually thought I was on a diff channel not haha)
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[17:00] isaacs: deedubs: the binary, with all deps, is still <8mb
[17:00] Cover|Meeting: it's just adding a new lib which aloows for cross-platforms stuff
[17:00] secoif: deedubs and the windows IT departments are used to parting with their money so mo' money injected into the node community = good
[17:00] isaacs: deedubs: and that's with openssl and zlib and stuff.
[17:00] deedubs: isaacs: Any good benchmarks showing say, an express app that's faster on 0.5 than on 0.4
[17:00] tjholowaychuk: deedubs doesnt really matter
[17:00] tjholowaychuk: to be honest
[17:00] deedubs: isaacs: I retract the bloatware statement
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[17:01] isaacs: deedubs: forgiven ;)
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[17:01] isaacs: deedubs: you should definitely upgrade, though.
[17:01] EyePulp: with as much of a module ecosystem as is growing up around node, it sometimes feels like design decisions are made to node w/o regard as to the impact. With something this new that's an obvious risk, but the truth is node's popularity is becoming tied to the enthusiasm of the developers building modules for it. That's a difficult relationship to maintain with constant core changes. (my two cents, with a limited knowledge of actual d
[17:01] EyePulp: =)
[17:01] sh1mmer: does express run on 0.5 yet?
[17:01] tjholowaychuk: sh1mmer kinda
[17:01] tjholowaychuk: should be ok
[17:01] sh1mmer: I thought it still required 0.4
[17:01] sh1mmer: ok
[17:01] sh1mmer: sweet
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[17:01] sh1mmer: I loose track of your productivity
[17:01] sh1mmer: ;)
[17:02] deedubs: tjholowaychuk: what doesn't matter the speed?
[17:02] isaacs: deedubs: also, at some point, npm will stop supporting 0.4
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[17:02] tjholowaychuk: yeah, for most at least
[17:02] tjholowaychuk: our app is pretty slow
[17:02] tjholowaychuk: with all the stuff we have going
[17:02] tjholowaychuk: not like rails slow but slow
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[17:02] deedubs: tjholowaychuk: I agreed was just looking for backing that node 0.5 was faster
[17:03] tjholowaychuk: it's somewhat irrelvant though unless you get 40m+ requests a day
[17:03] isaacs: deedubs: haven't tested with express apps
[17:03] isaacs: deedubs: but there's a few benchmarks in node, and they get run frequently. ryah is a strict taskmaster with making sure that node cannot be allowed to get slower, ever.
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[17:04] secoif: the new easy clustering feature should allow people to easily handle more connections anyway, yes?
[17:04] deedubs: tjholowaychuk: yeah agreed most speed metrics don't apply in the real world
[17:04] EyePulp: right now cluster support is more important than libuv fixes for me - git checkout v0.4.12 fails though -- what's the 4.12 tag?
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[17:04] tjholowaychuk: EyePulp you might have to fetch the tags
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[17:06] isaacs: EyePulp: i see it. you probably need to `git fetch --all joyent`
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[17:06] isaacs: or upstream or whatever you called it
[17:06] isaacs: git fetch --all git://github.com/joyent/node.git
[17:06] deedubs: isaacs: hasn't the move to support windows cost us features that only work on *nix systems?
[17:07] EyePulp: isaacs: danke - there it is
[17:07] EyePulp: deedubs: that's an interesting question
[17:07] isaacs: deedubs: some things have shifted around, but generally, if it there was a way to do it in unix before, there still is.
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[17:08] deedubs: like domain sockets
[17:08] tjholowaychuk: it would be nice if we could still get at some of that stuff
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[17:09] isaacs: unix sockets are still there, and dgram is still there. udp domain sockets are not.
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[17:09] isaacs: deedubs: were you sending datagram packets over unix domain sockets?
[17:09] isaacs: ;P
[17:10] deedubs: no
[17:10] isaacs: also, you can no longer pass arbitrary file descriptors in as many places.
[17:10] isaacs: var stream = new net.Stream(fd) node: 03Ben Noordhuis 07master * r680765a 10/ src/node_http_parser.cc : http: fix gcc 3.x build, don't use always_inline - http://git.io/pCH5_w
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[19:21] bnoordhuis: ghankstef: yes
[19:21] bnoordhuis: don't pass a string to .listen() btw
[19:22] ghankstef: bnoordhuis: but it don't!
[19:23] bnoordhuis: ghankstef: '8081'?
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[19:23] ghankstef: right took quotes out
[19:23] eddyb: wait, what: you're supporting gcc 3?
[19:23] eddyb: that's like ensuring programs work on windows 94
[19:23] eddyb: *95
[19:24] scatmandan: can i pm someone familiar with node.js and chat bots
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[19:25] jmls: hey guys
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[19:25] jmls: node.js (and javascript) newbie alert ;(
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[19:26] juanlargo: quick question for you guys: what's the consensus on using a try/catch to test for the existence of a deeply nested JS object? Harmless or horrible?
[19:26] EyePulp: where?!? shoot 'em!
[19:26] ghankstef: bnoordhuis: took out quotes on .listen but still no message logged to console ideas why?
[19:26] juanlargo: sorry, deeply nested key, not object
[19:26] jmls: I want to use node.js to connect to a server that is sending blocks of text (delimited by \r\n\r\n)
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[19:27] jmls: is there any module that will read the text and emit ? an event when a block has been read ?
[19:27] xeodox: Can someone help me with connect-form ?
[19:27] eddyb: jmls: you most likely may need to keep your received data until you get another block marker (or more of those)
[19:28] eddyb: done it for a minecraft protocol thing, it's a couple of lines
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[19:28] jmls: yeah, currently using net.createConnection, but I think there's stuff wrong with my javascript because it seems to "miss" some data
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[19:29] eddyb: jmls: https://github.com/eddyb/node-mcsmp
[19:29] jmls: looking ...
[19:29] eddyb: in lib/client.js, in ClientSocket.prototype.processData or something like that
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[19:32] jmls: my eyes are bleeding. :(
[19:33] sdafljhgb: Docs typo. Where does I report
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[19:33] jmls: I'm using net.createConnection, why are you using sockets ? (if you don't mind me asking)
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[19:34] eddyb: jmls: because net.createConnection creates a socket and returns it
[19:34] eddyb: I hope you just facepalmed
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[19:35] jmls: I already have no face / head left . Spent all day trying to learn .js ;)
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[19:40] alessioalex: ACTION hello
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[19:42] wankdanker: does anyone have the link to the page which contains the differences between 0.4.x and 0.5.x?
[19:43] alessioalex: https://github.com/joyent/node/wiki/API-changes-between-v0.4-and-v0.6
[19:43] wankdanker: alessioalex: thank you
[19:43] alessioalex: np
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[19:48] sdafljhgb: WHere can I report a typo in the docs
[19:48] jocafa: stagas: I used your nextTick() in a library I'm working on. I went from 90K to 163K events/sec ♥ ♥
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[19:48] stagas: jocafa: cool!
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[19:49] jocafa: https://github.com/jocafa/Neuron
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[19:50] jocafa: it's for arbitrary networks of evented objects
[19:50] sdafljhgb: So far I am not crazy about node. Someone convince me otherwise
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[19:51] context: sdafljhgb: we aren't here to convince people
[19:51] deedubs: haha wow
[19:51] tjholowaychuk: fail
[19:51] deedubs: sudo make me a sandwich first
[19:52] jbpros: isaacs: thanks for the info regarding the multiple repo array
[19:52] isaacs: jbpros: np
[19:53] SargoDarya: meh, have a problem with socket.io and uglifyjs
[19:53] SargoDarya: always gives me a parse error...
[19:53] `3rdEden: SargoDarya ORLY
[19:53] `3rdEden: socket.io uses uglify js
[19:53] `3rdEden: so i'm pretty sure it works fine ;D
[19:54] tjholowaychuk: SargoDarya uglify
[19:54] tjholowaychuk: sucks
[19:54] tjholowaychuk: it breaks everything
[19:54] `3rdEden: especially because I have written that intergration my self ;$
[19:54] `3rdEden: ^ that is true
[19:54] `3rdEden: it breaks a bunch of shit
[19:55] `3rdEden: if you don't have the correct settings or minify to much
[19:55] `3rdEden: or have small code mistakes
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[19:55] SargoDarya: haven't had any problems with it so far. If there is an alternative which compresses and combines my javascript files to one file I'd be more than happy to use that
[19:57] jocafa: cat + gzip?
[19:58] SargoDarya: I just need to get that damn socket.io to work -_-
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[19:59] `3rdEden: SargoDarya: make sure you set ascii_only to true: https://github.com/LearnBoost/socket.io-client/blob/master/bin/builder.js#L216
[19:59] `3rdEden: or you will break socket.io's protocol parser.
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[20:01] SargoDarya: that doesn't seem to be the problem. Everything works until I add config.url+'/socket.io/socket.io.js' to the settings
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[20:14] SargoDarya: suddenly: silence
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[20:25] CIA-48: libuv: 03Igor Zinkovsky 07ipc-listen * r0cb2213 10/ (6 files in 2 dirs): windows: when sharing a server socket, only call listen in the parent process - http://git.io/SHSprg
[20:25] wankdanker: in the API changes document, it says that process.binding('stdio') was removed, can anyone also confirm that process.binding('net') has been removed? (will add to wiki if someone can confirm)
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[20:27] sean__: not sure if this is the place for npm help, but i'm getting an error "cb() never called!" on npm install forever -g (latest npm)
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[20:28] sean__: it's run in an automated script and does not repro if i manually go in and install it, anyone have an idea what's going wrong?
[20:28] sean__: script worked fine last week
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[20:30] sdafljhgb: exit
[20:30] sdafljhgb: exit
[20:30] sdafljhgb: stupid slah
[20:30] sdafljhgb: slash
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[20:43] Aikar: wankdanker: why would process.binding('net') be removed?
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[20:45] Aikar: hmm... looks like it is O.o
[20:46] wankdanker: Aikar: :)
[20:46] wankdanker: Aikar: multi-node is broken because of it, just wanted to find out for sure
[20:46] Aikar: really hate that windows support was added
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[20:47] Aikar: i wouldnt mind if support for stuff wasnt removed :/
[20:47] Aikar: how do you do a netBinding.socketpair(); now?
[20:48] TomY: I have a slightly related question...
[20:48] Aikar: wankdanker: yeah theres no node_net.cc anymore, so its gone
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[20:48] TomY: trying to create functionality similar to multi-node with 0.5.10
[20:48] tjholowaychuk: TomY dont bother
[20:48] tjholowaychuk: node 0.5.x ships with it
[20:48] tjholowaychuk: kinda
[20:49] TomY: yeah, well that's what i'm using
[20:49] TomY: :-)
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[20:49] tjholowaychuk: ah
[20:49] TomY: but i have a question about specifics
[20:49] TomY: so i do server = net.createServer(); and then server.listen(4242, '127.0.0.1', function () { ? });
[20:49] TomY: then i fork my child and pass it server._handle...
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[20:50] Aikar: really disappointed with the removal of FD passing and such. what if you dont want to let the OS handle accept()
[20:50] TomY: so once the child starts listening it's fine and all works
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[20:52] TomY: trouble is, that I get connection refused until the child starts listening
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[20:53] baudehlo: Aikar: I'm with you. But I don't think the node core guys buy the need for this.
[20:54] TomY: https://gist.github.com/1314226
[20:54] TomY: i doubt that's the case, just want to make it simple
[20:54] TomY: which i am all for
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[20:56] baudehlo: is process.binding('net').pipe gone too?
[20:56] Aikar: the entire binding is gone so yes
[20:57] Aikar: i see stuff like createPipe() in net.js, but i dont think its exposed
[20:57] baudehlo: var Pipe = process.binding('pipe_wrap').Pipe;
[20:57] Aikar: var Pipe = process.binding('pipe_wrap').Pipe;
[20:57] Aikar: yeah damn beat me to it lol
[20:57] baudehlo: so that's my qmail-queue plugin broken.
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[20:57] TomY: tjholowaychuk, the problem I have is that while there is no child process or connection handler, the connection is not accepted (or queued so it can be handled) - see https://gist.github.com/1314226
[20:58] TomY: this was possible before
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[20:59] TomY: ACTION double checks that
[21:01] TomY: I'm happy to look into creating a patch for it if somebody can confirm it's a problem that should be fixed
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[21:07] uptownben: Can anyone help out with a MongooseJS issue?
[21:10] uptownben: I define a Schema, UserSchema, then I define a method using UserSchema.methods.findNearbyMatches = function(lng,lat,cb){return this.find({loc:{$near:[lng,lat],$maxDistance:5}},cb);};
[21:10] uptownben: but when I actually call that method, I get this error:TypeError: Object # has no method 'find'
[21:10] uptownben: at model.findNearbyMatches
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[21:11] uptownben: any ideas? I used the mongoose JS documentation as a reference for that code...
[21:11] shawnjan: hey all! I was just wondering if someone has seen this before - I couldn't find much around the net:
[21:12] shawnjan: FATAL ERROR: v8::HandleScope::Close() Local scope has already been closed
[21:13] Aikar: shawnjan: are you writing C++ code?
[21:14] Aikar: or are you seeing that randomly using node (with pure js code of your own)
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[21:15] TomY: have added same thing using net_binding that works in 0.4.x: https://gist.github.com/1314226
[21:15] TomY: will mail the list (once I've subscribed)
[21:15] shawnjan: Aikar - nope, none at all
[21:16] Aikar: shawnjan: what modules are you using, if its a pure JS codebase then youve found a bug in node and need to report it
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[21:16] shawnjan: var http = require('http'); var https = require('https'); var fs = require('fs'); var jsdom = require('jsdom') var qs = require('querystring');
[21:17] shawnjan: this happened when upgrading from 4.11 to 5.9
[21:17] Aikar: doesnt look like jsdom uses any C++
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[21:17] Aikar: though its dependencies might
[21:18] Aikar: shawnjan: and no more details than that?
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[21:18] Aikar: like can you find around what line of code does the error throw
[21:18] shawnjan: im tryin to fire up node-inspector to see if i can find the line number
[21:18] shawnjan: sorry, im new to node :)
[21:18] CIA-48: node: 03Igor Zinkovsky 07master * r0a5708c 10/ (test/common.js test/fixtures/create-file.js): fix test-http-curl-chunk-problem.js and test-pipe-file-to-http.js on windows - http://git.io/hjo1Sg
[21:19] Aikar: np, thats a C++ level error, so its a question of is it someone elses bug or is it node
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[21:19] shawnjan: i will get back to you when i find more info
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[21:19] shawnjan: thanks Aikar
[21:19] shawnjan: :)
[21:19] Aikar: np, but report findings to ry not me :P
[21:20] Aikar: if it is node
[21:20] shawnjan: kk
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[21:31] TooTallNate: is anybody unzipping zip files in node yet?
[21:32] TomY: TooTallNate, http://search.npmjs.org/
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[21:32] mmalecki: bnoordhuis: hey, any status on this resume issue? I think I might have not been clear enough in this pull request
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[21:34] jaequery: is jQuery a form of a God object pattern? since everything goes through $/jQuery?
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[21:39] wankdanker: Several dgram methods are 'not yet implemented' (setBroadcast, setTTL, setMulticast*, *Membership) anyone have an idea when these will be implemented?
[21:39] wankdanker: .setBroadcast() is of most interest to one of my modules.
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[21:49] Aikar: isaacs: is foo[]=1 foo[]=2 possible in some way with your ini parse library?
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[21:51] pransalad: this is of my interest.. which ini parsing library is this?
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[21:52] quackquack: for some reason expresso isnt finding my test cases.... are they not allowed to be nested in folder withing test/ ?
[21:52] CIA-48: libuv: 03Igor Zinkovsky 07master * r0cb2213 10/ (6 files in 2 dirs): windows: when sharing a server socket, only call listen in the parent process - https://github.com/joyent/libuv/commit/0cb2213db0e617377f78a11768c17956530dc19b
[21:52] hendry: > sys = require("sys");
[21:53] hendry: 2 require("util").inspect({ inspect: function () { return "yo" } })
[22:00] isaacs: 'yo'
[22:00] EyePulp: AviMarcus: console.log(foo); should show you something, or require('util').inspect(foo);
[22:00] AviMarcus: it shows [object Object]
[22:00] isaacs: > require("util").inspect({ inspect: function (n) { return n } })
[22:00] isaacs: 2
[22:01] quackquack: why does expresso hang, not returning until I Ctrl+C?
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[22:01] tjholowaychuk: quackquack because your event loop is still doing things
[22:01] CoverSlide: why 2?
[22:02] quackquack: tjholowaychuk: i dont think so, im just running the demo: asserting 6 is equal to 'foobar'.length
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[22:03] danielss89: hi
[22:03] quackquack: tjholowaychuk: w9, fixed.. it hung on the blank test file
[22:03] quackquack: w8*
[22:03] tjholowaychuk: quackquack ah, yeah there's some legacy stuff in there to wait for exported test functions
[22:03] AviMarcus: EyePulp, it seems to spit back "2" with the inspect. does that make sense..?
[22:04] EyePulp: AviMarcus: maybe you should paste your code someplace (not in channel)
[22:04] danielss89: I want to use node.js for a map veto function. I have two users and they should each take turn to veto a map from a map pool.. Now how would i go around identifying each user, so a "thief" cannot just open the code and look for a user id?
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[22:06] AviMarcus: EyePulp, http://pastebin.com/7B2kCA14
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[22:06] AviMarcus: I have a feeling I did that inspect wrong.
[22:06] CIA-48: node: 03Ben Noordhuis 07master * rb8847e9 10/ (7 files in 3 dirs): uv: upgrade to 0cb2213 - http://git.io/bGGAWg
[22:06] technoweenie: is there any way to tell why the node/redis lib wont close? i've tried using client.quit() and client.end()
[22:06] technoweenie: its holding up our tests
[22:07] CoverSlide: maybe it's a bug
[22:07] quackquack: what is a good alternative to the old require.paths to keep from needing lots of "../../../...." relative paths in my test requires?
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[22:08] technoweenie: using redis 0.6.7 and hiredis 0.1.12
[22:08] isaacs: CoverSlide: https://github.com/joyent/node/blob/master/lib/util.js#L158-163
[22:09] EyePulp: AviMarcus: console.log(require("util").inspect(data));
[22:09] CoverSlide: technoweenie: are you positive that client.quit gets called?
[22:09] technoweenie: yup
[22:09] technoweenie: well i have a console.log right after that gets called
[22:10] isaacs: quackquack: don't nest your tests as deep
[22:10] isaacs: quackquack: or run them with a NODE_PATH environ
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[22:10] isaacs: quackquack: or put your project under a node_modules folder
[22:11] quackquack: isaacs: ok, thanks! i remember it being talked about on nodeup at the time, but i had forgotten ><
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[22:12] AviMarcus: EyePulp, http://pastebin.com/VpdSAE7V - it spits back the IP of the requester but not the information. Could I tell node to listen on udp instead of I think it's on tcp?
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[22:14] EyePulp: AviMarcus: Dunno. I imagine there's a way, but I'm dumb, which makes helping you in this matter difficult.
[22:14] AviMarcus: lol
[22:14] EyePulp: =)
[22:14] AviMarcus: thanks for your help
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[22:16] isaacs: quackquack: np
[22:17] technoweenie: AH jeez, sneaky bastard. i had an interval that needed to be cleared
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[22:24] danielss89: I want to use node.js for a map veto function. I have two users and they should each take turn to veto a map from a map pool.. Now how would i go around identifying each user, so a "thief" cannot just open the code and look for a user id?
[22:26] jaredhanson: isaacs: you have permissions to moderate first posts to the Google Group, right?
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[22:27] quackquack: how can I do setup and teardown for a group of test cases w/ expresso?
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[22:27] otih: hi, how to write more than one line in res.write(); ? somewith linke """ """ ?
[22:29] tjholowaychuk: quackquack i just cheat and add a test case called after: function..
[22:29] tjholowaychuk: :D
[22:29] tjholowaychuk: haha
[22:29] AviMarcus: w00t I got it: http://www.robertprice.co.uk/robblog/archive/2011/3/Writing_A_UDP_Server_Using_Node_js.shtml
[22:29] AviMarcus: actually, he did it for me. But it works.
[22:29] quackquack: tjholowaychuk: so is that guaranteed to be the last test case run?
[22:29] tjholowaychuk: quackquack only when --serial
[22:29] tjholowaychuk: otherwise they are all parallel
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[22:30] quackquack: tjholowaychuk: hmm, ok
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[22:32] AviMarcus: sweetness. Now I just need to add a timestamp.
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[22:35] tjholowaychuk: is npm really messed with 0.5.10?
[22:36] tjholowaychuk: ACTION updates
[22:36] Lorentz: Worked fine for me last time, I think
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[22:37] CoverSlide: You test I, you gon' die, and at your funeral yo momma gon' cry!
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[22:38] tjholowaychuk: does windows have makefiles
[22:38] CoverSlide: woohoo linux 3.1 mothafucka!
[22:38] tjholowaychuk: or is that bad too
[22:38] tjholowaychuk: well make, not makefiles
[22:38] CoverSlide: if you have mingw32-make
[22:39] aaronmcadam: yeah the cygwin version
[22:39] WarheadsSE: lol CoverSlide - been running that on my GoFlex Net for several weeks
[22:39] aaronmcadam: not sure windows users are even used to compiling their own software
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[22:40] tjholowaychuk: aaronmcadam im just going to use it as a test runner
[22:40] aaronmcadam: nice
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[22:40] tjholowaychuk: which implies a decent shell too i suppose
[22:40] WarheadsSE: aaronmcadam, most, no
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[22:40] aaronmcadam: haha yeah
[22:41] aaronmcadam: so many times I type ls into cmd :S
[22:41] WarheadsSE: dude, create a batch file :p
[22:41] tjholowaychuk: ACTION hasn't looked at windows in ~6 years
[22:41] CoverSlide: that's why you use powershell
[22:41] aaronmcadam: yeah it's gonna have to be
[22:41] tjholowaychuk: i'll die a happy guy
[22:41] WarheadsSE: c:\%windir%\system32\ls.bat
[22:41] aaronmcadam: haha :D
[22:42] WarheadsSE: just reflects all the arguments to dir :p
[22:42] WarheadsSE: and def, powershell ftw on windows
[22:42] aaronmcadam: I think I tried to use it once
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[22:42] aaronmcadam: but then realised all my work was on my linux partition lol
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[22:42] WarheadsSE: lol
[22:43] CoverSlide: personally i prefer msys if i need to compile something on windows
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[22:43] CoverSlide: or if i want something posixy but slow as fuck, I'll use cygwin
[22:43] aaronmcadam: CoverSlide: is that installed with default windows?
[22:43] CoverSlide: no
[22:43] aaronmcadam: msys I mean
[22:43] CoverSlide: no
[22:44] aaronmcadam: ah, it's the ming tools
[22:44] CoverSlide: but I've spent a good amount of time with the msys / mingw environment on windows, it's decent
[22:45] aaronmcadam: cool
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[22:52] ttpva: hi guys.
[22:52] ttpva: In Mongoose, I'm not being able to get the embedded document as an object, only as an array.
[22:52] ttpva: Is it supposed to be that way?
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[22:57] isaacs: tjholowaychuk: what are you seeing with node 0.5.10
[22:57] isaacs: ?
[22:58] isaacs: tjholowaychuk: and npm
[22:58] tjholowaychuk: seems ok after updating
[22:58] isaacs: oh, ok
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[23:01] baudehlo: isaacs: just discovered somewhere npm could show a better error message...
[23:01] baudehlo: previously it didn't care if my email was set right.
[23:01] isaacs: baudehlo: issue/pull-req plz
[23:01] baudehlo: heh, fair enough.
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[23:01] isaacs: baudehlo: yeah, i think it just checks for X@Y.Z
[23:02] baudehlo: no different issue... I'll post on github.
[23:02] isaacs: baudehlo: you should use a real email addres
[23:02] isaacs: k, thanks
[23:02] baudehlo: different issue. Wait for the report ;)
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[23:04] baudehlo: https://github.com/isaacs/npm/issues/1597
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[23:11] isaacs: baudehlo: aha, i see.
[23:11] isaacs: baudehlo: easy fix!
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[23:24] Aikar|Thrive: scott_gonzalez: more popups
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[23:27] Aikar|Thrive: SubStack:
[23:27] Aikar|Thrive: Getiing mentions of browserling at our meetup :-)
[23:27] SubStack: awesome
[23:27] SubStack: whereat?
[23:28] Aikar|Thrive: Raleigh NC local meet
[23:28] SubStack: sweet
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[23:28] Aikar|Thrive: Though it was due to Scott showing browserstack.com lol
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[23:30] SubStack: you get testling minutes with your browserling account
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[23:37] Nuck: "Hubot is a way of life. I didn't really invent Hubot as much as he spawned into our existence, ready to take it over like a ten-year-old aimbotting CounterStrike hacker. I wouldn't be surprised if Hubot could come up with the cure for cancer. And then he would disguise it in an animated GIF with the cryptic caption Y U NO CANCER?. I'm actually pretty frightened of the damn thing, now that you bring it up."
[23:38] Nuck: Fuck yeah Github
[23:38] Nuck: Node.js bot :D
[23:38] Nuck: Sadly
[23:38] Nuck: CoffeeScript :(
[23:39] CIA-48: libuv: 03Igor Zinkovsky 07master * rd15b88a 10/ (src/win/internal.h src/win/pipe.c src/win/tcp.c): windows: implement uv_tcp_nodelay and uv_tcp_keepalive - http://git.io/Ot8zLA
[23:39] devaholic: https://github.com/tblobaum/nodeQuery
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[23:40] devaholic: serialize(), attr(), appendWith() added
[23:40] devaholic: replaceWith()* rather
[23:40] devaholic: lol
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[23:41] tbranyen: isaacs: was checking out how you did "pretty-printing" for npm init, stringify(..., null, 2) is amazing
[23:42] tbranyen: saves me a lot of time
[23:42] isaacs: tbranyen: yeah, it's cool
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[23:42] isaacs: tbranyen: i did once write a comma-first json pretty-printer
[23:43] tbranyen: a built-in one liner tho, probably not worth the effort
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[23:45] isaacs: eyah
[23:45] isaacs: that's why npm init doesn't use it ;)
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[23:48] isaacs: baudehlo: i fixed that thing
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[23:49] isaacs: baudehlo: now it prints out the current maintainers, and your user, so you can see that it's different more easily
[23:50] Aikar|Thrive: Hmm and chat doesn't support color codes
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[23:53] CIA-48: libuv: 03Ben Noordhuis 07master * rcb6cd92 10/ (common.gypi build/gcc_version.py):
[23:53] CIA-48: libuv: build: fix gcc 3.x build
[23:53] CIA-48: libuv: Detect gcc version, -fvisibility is a gcc 4.x switch. - http://git.io/HCorHA
[23:53] CIA-48: libuv: 03Ben Noordhuis 07master * r3ecb319 10/ (common.gypi uv.gyp): build: sunos expects -pthreads, not -pthread - http://git.io/dVhVPw
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