13. Chevy Chase

Famously ruffled by the failure of his high-profile friends to show up — and by being shat on by a bunch of B-list comics he does not know — honoree Chevy Chase did not have a good time at his roast to say the least. It's excruciating to observe the SNL veteran maintain a forced smirk under his dark glasses for close to an hour, though there are several surprisingly good performances tucked away in the dour night: Todd Barry's low-key smarts, Marc Maron's exasperated ranting and Stephen Colbert's mocking grandiloquence all play well. But no, it's not fun to watch Chase stand up and say, "That hurt."