So several people have reported this thread asking to close the thread as "spam"

Not sure if serious?

It's in off-topic and it's not meant to be serious, it's meant to be silly and fun.

If you are reporting the thread and asking for it to be closed:

a) you may be unclear on what the point of Off-Topic is?

b) you want me to close it so you can "win"

Either way - cut it out. The report feature is for posts that actually break the rules. The moderators have better things to do with their time than look at silly stuff in off-topic.

(of course, I could just lock the thread now and win )

The problem is that this Thread provides nothing of value even to Off Topic. It's not silly and fun in the sense that it engages the readers or makes them laugh - It's just an imitation of a far too overused type of spam post from other Forums.

Add that onto the fact that this guy is a known Forum troll who adds nothing of value to discussions with most of his posts, and it becomes a Thread which is a high candidate for reporting.

Now you can't win either... unless you delete my post and lock the Thread.