Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party?Because he had no body to go with.

Beküldve: December 29, 2017

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Name: Franky

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.Now he's 97 years old and we have no idea where the hell he is.

Beküldve: December 29, 2017

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Name: gif

Beküldve: December 21, 2017

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Name: Gabriel

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the fella sitting next to me is blonde and he's a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?"The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Beküldve: December 13, 2017

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Name: Frank

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt.The doctor askes her what had happened.She says, "well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone."Well that explains one ear, but what about the other.""The b****** called again"

Beküldve: December 13, 2017

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Name: gif

Beküldve: October 22, 2017

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Name: Gab

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him."Ouch," he says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog."

Beküldve: October 22, 2017

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Name: Franky

Beküldve: October 9, 2017

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Name: Franky

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."